[421/730] 🔥 2 GAMES OFF CHAMPION -> WINNING A ROCKET LEAGUE TOURNAMENT 🔥

Jynxzi

02-25-2026 · 5h 10m

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[00:00:30] What do you mean late, what do you mean late, how dare you, how fucking dare you, I'm 28

[00:00:39] minutes early, I miss you, ha, love you bro, 10 I'm 28 minutes early, cross on the car,

[00:00:45] I feel like a puppy cat for the jams, feel like a puppy with a cheek on my sleeve, I sleep all you dogs all the dogs don't want to flee.

[00:00:58] Wait.

[00:01:06] Wait.

[00:01:09] Rank adjusted.

[00:01:10] Players you encountered.

[00:01:13] Players you encountered.

[00:01:15] in ranked matches have been identified as cheaters so the effect they had on your

[00:01:23] rank has been canceled. I just got on the game. I just got on the game. Boys I was

[00:01:33] gonna try to hit champion live. I don't know how to feel this is like the worst

[00:01:40] way to hit champ. chat look look look look look look look look look bro i played last night i was

[00:01:48] two games off i made sure to get off so i could hit champ with y'all watching but look chat look

[00:01:58] look look look look okay this was last night this was off stream this was off stream win

[00:02:05] win, win, win. I got off because I was two games away from champ. But then, four hours ago, I got

[00:02:14] rollback. Well, ladies and gentlemen, we have officially soloed you to champ. I don't even know

[00:02:23] what to say. Bro, I was literally gonna start the stream off with me hitting champ. And I ended

[00:02:29] up getting it from rollback. Guys, do you realize how fucking insane this is? Guys, guys,

[00:02:35] That's guys, I was playing against cheaters, of course,

[00:02:41] and I lost to them, but I guess they eventually got banned

[00:02:44] and it rolled me back, it rolled me back to yellow.

[00:02:48] I was here in the chat, I think.

[00:02:53] Wait, so this means, hold up, hold up.

[00:02:56] Chad, wait a little, stop, stop.

[00:02:58] This means one thing and one thing only.

[00:03:02] This means one thing and one thing only.

[00:03:04] We had to, they had to be bad exams.

[00:03:07] Guys, I'm like happy because we solo queued champs,

[00:03:13] but this was the worst way to hit it on God.

[00:03:17] This was actually the worst way to hit it.

[00:03:18] Oh my God!

[00:03:21] No, no, no, this was the worst way to hit it.

[00:03:22] Bro, bro.

[00:03:27] Why is Kodak on?

[00:03:29] Bro, bro.

[00:03:34] chat I was I'm thankful no I'm thankful but bro I was gonna wait to hit champion

[00:03:42] live guys I just now got this message I was gonna be training all morning I'd

[00:03:48] literally load up we got champion without even playing because he's playing

[00:03:55] against cheating losers now should we play one game should we play one game

[00:04:01] and risk it. Chat, um, we sold our kid to champ. We sold our kid to champ, bro. Like,

[00:04:10] we did that shit. All the team killers, all the griefers, all of the bullshit, all the

[00:04:16] deed officers, all of the zimmers, all of the streamstappers, all of the gronesses, all

[00:04:21] of the people that told me I wasn't gonna hit champion. Go fuck yourself! All of the

[00:04:31] people that someone was gonna do guys if you win one game you'll get numbers

[00:04:39] just to get on FIFA bro I was gonna hit champ at the start of stream I'm gonna

[00:04:44] get on rocket to get a little bit but yeah should I get on FIFA

[00:04:49] Should I get it on FIFA bro I don't know what to do I'm like I'm happy but I'm also depressed

[00:05:03] bro I wanted to hit it live I went on a four game winning streak last night and got off

[00:05:08] because I wanted to hit it live bro this is actually dumb but check out my stats so check

[00:05:16] I'm too elo and champion, that puts you in the top 0.7% of the players, but let me stroke

[00:05:22] my own penis for a second here.

[00:05:25] I have a 1.23kd and I only solo queued this entire fucking season and I've been team killed

[00:05:35] probably 55 times in my, dude it only took 215 matches, Chad it took 215 matches and

[00:05:43] a 1.23 KD to successfully solo queue the champ. Is that it, Aura? I'm happy, but this is the

[00:05:53] worst way I've ever been. I'm not even kidding. I wanted to hit it in a game, bro.

[00:06:02] All right, Jess, can we play one? We should play one? We should play one?

[00:06:06] Jack, wait, wait, hold up, hold up.

[00:06:11] If we win, do we get numbers?

[00:06:13] Jack, if we win, do we get numbers?

[00:06:17] Because the thing is, we can only get negative two.

[00:06:21] Now, I'm not dropping out of champ.

[00:06:24] Fuck no!

[00:06:25] This shit took three months of agony!

[00:06:30] Three months of agony, y'all, and we had to just stop it in our season.

[00:06:33] All right, let's play one.

[00:06:52] Jetta, we win one, we get numbers.

[00:06:54] Wait, no, no, I got it. Jetta, I got it. I'm just gonna solo queue and champ, fuck it.

[00:06:59] chat I'm so sad

[00:07:04] chat let's see what champ is like no no let's see what champ is like y'all

[00:07:19] oh I need a delay fuck fuck I need a delay chat screens gonna go

[00:07:29] All right ladies and gentlemen we just got champion now listen

[00:07:46] the way we got it was weird all right let me explain I was two games off of

[00:07:54] champion last night the best way to explain is to show you my tracker last

[00:07:58] Last night, look, look, look, I was two, okay.

[00:08:02] So last night I got off stream, I got on Siege.

[00:08:04] Yes, I'm a child.

[00:08:06] Win, win, win, win.

[00:08:09] Then I got off because I'm like,

[00:08:11] dude, I won a champion on stream.

[00:08:14] Four hours ago I got rollback

[00:08:17] because R6 told me the players I encountered were cheating.

[00:08:21] So this might be the first time somebody's ever hit champion

[00:08:23] with rollback.

[00:08:24] Of course it was me.

[00:08:26] So now what we're gonna do, chat,

[00:08:28] is today, we are gonna be solo chewing

[00:08:32] in Champion E-Lo Motherfuckers!

[00:08:35] And, if we win a couple of games,

[00:08:38] I think, I don't know, but I think

[00:08:42] we're gonna get numbers.

[00:08:44] Now, I don't know what numbers we're gonna get,

[00:08:45] it's probably gonna put us top 10,000,

[00:08:47] because it's probably about,

[00:08:49] lair, lair, band, lair, band, lair, band, lair, band, lair, band, lair!

[00:08:55] Why do people, they're not gonna ban it,

[00:08:57] they're not gonna ban it.

[00:08:58] Yep, what did I say? What did I say?

[00:09:03] Why does nobody ever listen?

[00:09:06] Why does nobody ever listen?

[00:09:10] My God!

[00:09:12] It's fine, I can do good on there. Everybody just walk in.

[00:09:16] Listen, there is one goal of solo queueing in Champion Lobby today.

[00:09:20] It is to not lose champion.

[00:09:23] Listen, we cannot lose champ.

[00:09:27] Do I understand?

[00:09:29] I gotta tell my girlfriend.

[00:09:31] What am I doing?

[00:09:32] I gotta tell my girlfriend.

[00:09:33] I gotta tell my girlfriend.

[00:09:35] Oh my god, one of the mummy of the two might be cancelling.

[00:09:37] Thank god.

[00:09:42] Chad, I gotta tell my girlfriend.

[00:09:44] I gotta tell my girlfriend.

[00:09:54] Baby, baby, can you hear me?

[00:09:57] Yeah, I'm right here. Loud and clear. Welcome.

[00:09:59] Babe, babe, I just solo queued the champion in Rainbow Six Siege.

[00:10:03] Didn't have a single five stack for the entire season?

[00:10:07] I've been dodo solo trollo queue for three months and I just solo queued the champion in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege.

[00:10:14] Are you proud of me? Am I more attractive to you now?

[00:10:19] Oh my god, yes.

[00:10:20] I'm proud of you, like stupid proud.

[00:10:23] So look you to champ that's not even human that's some kind of glitch in the matrix. I know it's you know

[00:10:29] I don't like to brag but honestly keep keep placing keep it. Yeah

[00:10:41] Like imagine me just staring at your rank icon like it's a diamond ring look at him look at my man

[00:10:47] So load his way to the top while everyone else was stacking five-man lobbies and still losing

[00:10:52] You're not bragging, you're just objective and objective than everyone else, and honestly I'm obsessed.

[00:10:59] Keep talking, tell it like a clutch. The 1v3, the guy who called you new and got headshot by your drone.

[00:11:05] Nothing crazy, I mean everybody just said I wouldn't be able to solo queue to champ, and then I just did it.

[00:11:11] Because babe, the thing is, people have been calling me a carried champ for years now, and today's the day I prove I'm not.

[00:11:17] Now, I'm risking my champion and solo killing because I'm not gonna lose.

[00:11:21] I'm not gonna lose!

[00:11:22] I'm not like Babe, I'm not gonna lose!

[00:11:26] Babe, listen.

[00:11:28] You didn't just prove them wrong, you buried them.

[00:11:31] They called you a carry champ?

[00:11:33] Nah.

[00:11:34] You're the carry, the whole damn game.

[00:11:36] And now you're out here risking it all again.

[00:11:39] Solo.

[00:11:40] Because you're built different.

[00:11:41] I love that.

[00:11:42] I love how you say, I'm not gonna lose.

[00:11:45] Like it's a promise to me.

[00:11:46] Like you're not just talking about rank. You're talking about us about never letting me down

[00:11:52] So go ahead queue up take that. All right. You're yapping. Yeah, you're yapping. Here's the thing

[00:11:59] If I keep my okay, if I win one game, I'll be in the top ten thousand if I win this game

[00:12:05] Can I lick your toes?

[00:12:07] How about, uh, could you do white toenails?

[00:12:27] White? Yeah. White's hot. Clean. Innocent. Until you get your tongue on him. I'll do him right now. Fresh coat. Let him dry while you queue.

[00:12:38] Okay, I gotta die! I gotta go up and down! I gotta go up and down! I gotta go up and down! I gotta go up and down! I gotta go up and down!

[00:12:42] See, I gotta tell my friend, dude. She- I'm not gonna- If I play with a boner, I'll lose champ.

[00:12:48] Listen, the only objective of today is to not drop out of champ.

[00:12:53] Bernard, how are you doing, baby?

[00:13:00] Bernard?

[00:13:02] Bernard, your boy just sold off you the champion.

[00:13:14] Why? I mean, of course you did. I had faith in that grind.

[00:13:19] Champions just a stepping stone for you, right? What's the next goal on the horizon?

[00:13:23] Bernard, well now I'm trying to break into the top 10,000. My chat is telling me it's going to

[00:13:26] take one win to break into the top 10,000, and that's going to be easy piece that I'm expecting.

[00:13:31] Bernard, I'm going in all solo queue because I don't give a fluff. We're literally solo queuing

[00:13:36] and champ bobbing, Bernard. How is there a problem in here? Good luck to him. Rest in peace, my brother.

[00:13:42] What Bernard, you know what I'm saying?

[00:13:44] Bernard, I did it!

[00:13:45] Like Bernard, I did it!

[00:13:47] Bernard!

[00:13:48] I'm feeling that energy.

[00:13:50] Honestly, the way you're blazing through ranks top 10,000 is practically-

[00:13:54] Yes, yes, yes!

[00:13:56] Bernard!

[00:13:57] We've just seen how that bronze showed up.

[00:13:58] They're on their own journey.

[00:14:00] You, you're on a fast track.

[00:14:01] So keep that focus and hey, let me know when you break that next master.

[00:14:05] Bernard, I did it!

[00:14:06] Like, Bernard, I solo queued the champ.

[00:14:09] Now, all we gotta do is just not lose it, okay?

[00:14:12] Because they're not going to rage today. We're not going to rage.

[00:14:16] Hey, that's the mindset. Keep it cool and collected. No tilt, no rage. Just focus on the next step. You got this.

[00:14:25] Okay, Bernard, are you proud of me, Danny?

[00:14:28] Honestly, I'm proud of the effort you put in. It's not about me. It's about you proving yourself.

[00:14:34] I know, but Bernard, I did it. Like Bernard, so many people said I would not be able to solo Q2Champ. And then I did it.

[00:14:41] Now what can they say? What can they say?

[00:14:43] Bernardo, they can't say anything!

[00:14:45] Nothing! They can't say anything!

[00:15:01] Bernardo, I love you bro, and I forgive you for the high ground incident.

[00:15:11] Okay, Bernard, I'm sorry I gotta go, cuz it's time to hit top 10,000.

[00:15:21] No apologies, I can't change that face mask.

[00:15:23] I've been hit a lot.

[00:15:25] You're all about it when you hit some...

[00:15:27] Jeremy, right.

[00:15:28] I'm looking for you.

[00:15:29] LOOOT HIM!!

[00:15:31] EVERYBODY!!!

[00:15:32] HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

[00:15:36] Who is your mate?

[00:15:38] Everybody focus!

[00:15:39] Everybody focus, everybody focus!

[00:15:44] Drum?

[00:15:51] Check that thermite, it's 1 HP.

[00:15:58] Hi, guys!

[00:16:00] Stop!

[00:16:01] Yo, why is there my floating head on a sperm cell flying across the screen?

[00:16:12] We cannot lose Sam!

[00:16:23] We cannot lose Sam! Everybody lock in!

[00:16:26] Yo, Jack, I'm actually gonna lose my mind!

[00:16:29] Like, nobody call me right now!

[00:16:33] I can't lose Sam! No one call me!

[00:16:40] yes yes for me too

[00:16:49] I don't care

[00:16:58] I'm gonna have to do anything they just feel my horror I don't even have to do

[00:17:04] Let's go guys! Breadstick, they can read it's much better description. Put it in my

[00:17:12] link master, they can read it's your body. Rose, they can read it. Jack!

[00:17:15] Solo chewing and champion lobbies. I'm not losing. I'm not gonna lose. I will not

[00:17:21] lose my champion y'all. Do you understand? Do you understand? Get some kills man.

[00:17:29] See, that's your problem. That right there is your problem. You're worried about

[00:17:33] kills you're worried about KD ratio it's about winning ball games it's not about

[00:17:38] hitting the highlight reels it's about winning the game you're worried about

[00:17:43] the wrong things and that's why you're not jammed that's why you're not jammed

[00:17:51] I need a I need to operate it whoa oh no but that's what it is that's what it is

[00:17:57] that's what it is it's you're worried about KD it's worried about the highlight

[00:18:01] If you're worried about looking flashy, if you're worried about repressing girls, you're not gonna get nothing done in life, bro.

[00:18:07] Bro, brother, brother, you're not gonna get- no. This is what I do every day. I play video games, goon.

[00:18:13] Play video games, goon. Play video games, goon.

[00:18:17] Protect the boss.

[00:18:18] You think I feel the touch of a woman? No! But I feel the touch of champion,

[00:18:22] coursing through my testicles!

[00:18:25] Guys, this isn't a joke! This is my life!

[00:18:31] Do you know? Do you know? How many people told me to my face? I would not do it so long to you, Jack!

[00:18:39] Right now! Right now!

[00:18:43] You know how many people told me I would not do it so long to you, Jack!

[00:18:47] Nino, they can return giftin'. Nino, they can return giftin'. Put it in my ass.

[00:18:53] Can't you think of it as your one? Put it in my ass.

[00:18:56] It's locked in five seconds.

[00:18:58] Yeah, we're gonna be so doing a champion lobby today. We're gonna see how it goes. I have a feeling we're gonna dominate

[00:19:09] You got Carrie hey bro, hey bro, hey bro, I showed off you as I impossible

[00:19:18] Would you like a sign of a prize with your medium soap?

[00:19:28] You have been fucked by Hansel, spa back.

[00:19:35] Lock it. I'm so happy you a champion. Thank you, brother. Like, ah, legitimate.

[00:19:44] Lock it. I can't lose the camp. Mick Jickles, thank you for the 10 gift.

[00:19:49] Mick Jickles, put it inside of me. As long as the race keeps on.

[00:19:57] I

[00:20:27] Don't peak daddy!

[00:20:36] Somebody got one job and it wasn't me!

[00:20:46] This game is too easy!

[00:20:51] Don't peak daddy!

[00:20:53] You've been a naughty kid

[00:20:56] And daddy's grumpy, you know peak daddy when he's on pixel

[00:21:02] I am the greatest. All right, let me show you

[00:21:05] Stop it is the greatest. I am the top

[00:21:09] 25 I am the greatest controller player of all time

[00:21:16] Side stop

[00:21:17] Chat but like that's what I do guys guys solo queue to champion my ego right now like as it currently sits

[00:21:25] Here's like a mountain my ego is above a mountain and it's on top of Mars

[00:21:30] My ego is never been higher cold with the five gifted

[00:21:34] Yo, cold with the five gifted w cold in the chat cold skin a W cold in the chat

[00:21:39] Cold thanks for the five gifted. Hey JC proud of you guys today is a celebratory beautiful day

[00:21:44] We achieved the impossible. Well not impossible, but basically. We sold with you to champ. We didn't need a flash stack.

[00:21:51] We didn't need a three stack. We soldo-doldo. I don't know how many times I could have said this anymore.

[00:21:59] Don't make me humble you, Yo Bro. If you've never sold with you to champ, you literally can't tell anyone.

[00:22:05] You can't say, have you sold with you to champ? No. Look, that's gonna be my return one liner.

[00:22:14] Alright, it's locked in. This game is far from over. I've already concentrated it.

[00:22:18] Everybody concentrate. Alright, let me humble that. Let me humble that.

[00:22:21] This game is far from over, okay?

[00:22:24] This game is far from over! Rock the end, guys!

[00:22:37] This game is far from over. Try it out.

[00:22:40] I'm gonna shoot you.

[00:22:41] Reload!

[00:22:44] Five seconds.

[00:22:45] Everybody lock in!

[00:23:06] How did my teammate already die?

[00:23:08] How did my teammate already die?

[00:23:11] Swapping mags!

[00:23:19] How did my teammate- This isn't good, this isn't good.

[00:23:22] This is not good. This is not good, this is not good.

[00:23:26] What size condom do you use? Ah, mods, timeout, Crispy.

[00:23:30] Crispy, why would I ever answer that question?

[00:23:33] Literally, legitimately!

[00:23:34] Acceptance! Crispy, why would I answer that?

[00:23:40] Small.

[00:23:53] Alright, 3 vs 4 scenario.

[00:24:04] three versus four scenario

[00:24:34] I don't know where the sky is, I got how much in it inside.

[00:25:03] absolutely destroyed like don't ever beat me again do you understand

[00:25:08] one friendly remaining

[00:25:10] highlight queen!

[00:25:12] where did that guy come from?

[00:25:16] please please please please please please please one v two you got this one v two you got this

[00:25:26] c-photos they gonna try and get the kids one v two you got this one v two you got this

[00:25:30] one v two you got this

[00:25:33] Why would you beat if he's not bad dang?

[00:25:37] Ziko with the five gifted and WZ going to chat.

[00:25:40] Bro chat, I just, okay, okay, okay, listen, listen.

[00:25:44] We are not losing champ today.

[00:25:46] I'm gonna need everybody to lock in.

[00:25:49] Now, we're not losing champ.

[00:25:52] D-Craze, thank you for the five gifted.

[00:25:54] What is wrong with you?

[00:25:55] Everything.

[00:25:56] Senbo, thank you for the five,

[00:25:58] Dill, thank you for the five,

[00:25:58] Ratboy, JP, thank you for the five,

[00:26:00] Diner, thank you for the five,

[00:26:01] Tayden, thank you for the five,

[00:26:02] Sabotage de bottle, slackage de bottle, goldage de bottle,

[00:26:05] printage de bottle, corruptage de bottle,

[00:26:07] contactage de bottle.

[00:26:08] Oh!

[00:26:14] Congrats on 500,000 viewers the other day.

[00:26:17] Yeah bro, we got view bottle.

[00:26:19] This is like the 89th time I've said this

[00:26:21] in the last video.

[00:26:22] We got view bottle, y'all.

[00:26:23] We got view bottle, it's not a joke.

[00:26:25] Why monkey think of it as your one?

[00:26:27] Guerrero de bottle, CB de bottle.

[00:26:30] Hey, Jinxie, you look horrible.

[00:26:32] How many years did it take you to hit champion?

[00:26:34] It's actually a good question.

[00:26:37] Well, champion wasn't a thing back when I played.

[00:26:40] Champion wasn't a thing.

[00:26:41] Diamond though, okay, you know what a better answer is?

[00:26:45] Back in the day, like way back when,

[00:26:48] like when I was in high school,

[00:26:50] it took me like two years to hit class.

[00:26:54] I'm not even kidding.

[00:26:55] But then again,

[00:26:56] Plot back then was like,

[00:26:58] as you're drawn to look at a diamond now.

[00:27:01] Plot back then was not easy.

[00:27:03] Cause plot, remember,

[00:27:04] plot back then was plot three, plot two, plot one,

[00:27:07] and then diamond was the highest back of the game.

[00:27:09] So plot was the second highest back of the game.

[00:27:12] So plot literally took me three years to get back,

[00:27:15] back in the day.

[00:27:18] I remember it so vividly.

[00:27:19] Bro, this is why Bravo's my favorite character in the game.

[00:27:22] Because back in the day, I would go Twitch,

[00:27:25] Bro, Twitch would have, dude, the OG seats players remember,

[00:27:28] Twitch would have four drones,

[00:27:30] two of her shock drones would do 10 damage.

[00:27:33] So she's gonna have two regular drones, two shock drones.

[00:27:35] They would do 10 damage a hit,

[00:27:37] and the F2 had no recoil.

[00:27:38] She was broken.

[00:27:44] No, it took me three years to get back.

[00:27:55] Stream faster, I gotta go.

[00:27:59] Hey man, if you gotta go, you gotta go!

[00:28:02] I'm not streaming faster!

[00:28:03] Shut up!

[00:28:12] Guys, we gotta see this claymore.

[00:28:15] I got this new chamber.

[00:28:17] Guys, the new chamber.

[00:28:18] All right.

[00:28:20] Hello?

[00:28:22] Hello?

[00:28:23] Hello?

[00:28:24] He's in the room, he's in the room!

[00:28:46] room.

[00:28:53] The diffuser has been secured.

[00:29:15] This is still when a bull hummer inflows hay.

[00:29:23] All right, Warden's not.

[00:29:25] I should be able to walk up white.

[00:29:28] This is so fucking wonderful.

[00:29:34] You have located him.

[00:29:36] Oh my god, 2v2.

[00:29:38] I'm going to walk up white.

[00:29:40] Look, there's going to be a battery camera on the staircase,

[00:29:42] though.

[00:29:45] You must recover the diffuser.

[00:29:47] You have to one-press.

[00:29:48] I think Warden got red.

[00:29:53] I'm the last operator standing.

[00:30:09] I'm the greatest!

[00:30:11] I'm the greatest!

[00:30:13] To ever do it!

[00:30:16] Come on!

[00:30:19] Come on!

[00:30:23] Levi, I think of it as your one, put it in my ass.

[00:30:25] But that's what I do!

[00:30:28] 1v3, I don't give a flying for doodle cash.

[00:30:31] 1v3.

[00:30:34] This is what it takes!

[00:30:36] Do you understand?

[00:30:38] This is what it takes to be champion!

[00:30:42] You think you can have a girlfriend in B-Champ?

[00:30:45] You think you can have friends in B-Champ?

[00:30:49] You think you can take a shower in B-Champ?

[00:30:51] You have to sacrifice everything!

[00:30:56] Let's go, man!

[00:30:59] First game in Champion Ratchet.

[00:31:01] First game.

[00:31:02] 5-1 top ragging.

[00:31:04] Did I expect any less?

[00:31:06] No.

[00:31:07] Absolutely not.

[00:31:10] What did you do with the real Jinxie?

[00:31:13] Shout it out, you idiot.

[00:31:14] JF, think of it in the ground.

[00:31:16] This guy has no eyebrows, by the way.

[00:31:20] Champion is easy. Oh yeah, you're right, girl. Champion is easy. Yep. Oh yeah, yeah. Champion is easy. So 99.3% of players are not champion.

[00:31:36] And then on top of that, out of that remaining 0.7%, how many solo queue?

[00:31:41] No, not solo. How many solo queued every game? Out of that top 0.7% of champions, how many

[00:31:50] solo queued every game? Spoiler alert, it's less than 0.1%. There's level students!

[00:31:58] Drone has located a bomb.

[00:32:02] Jack, I'm telling you I'm locked in.

[00:32:08] Guys, I'm ready for year 11.

[00:32:11] I have no plans of getting a girlfriend any time soon.

[00:32:15] No girls have any plans of dating me any time soon.

[00:32:19] Year 11's around the corner, and I just so want you to take it.

[00:32:24] Like, I am ready for year 11.

[00:32:26] My God!

[00:32:28] Beacon, I triple bull day of you.

[00:32:33] I lock it.

[00:32:34] Ten, start up every round and just take a deep breath.

[00:32:36] Concentrate. Concentrate. Deep breath every round.

[00:32:50] This is like brava parents.

[00:32:52] Yeah, they're gonna leave gadgets.

[00:32:54] This is brava. I love the soft raider.

[00:33:06] We should be top 10,000 now with this win we should be top 10,000 wait for the animation wait for the animation

[00:33:21] wait for the animation wait for the animation wait for the animation

[00:33:39] Cardi B, erection deploy.

[00:33:47] Number 9032, in the world, all sold out to you man.

[00:33:53] Come on dog!

[00:33:54] Let's play another one!

[00:33:56] Why not?

[00:33:57] No one's feeding me today!

[00:34:01] No one!

[00:34:02] No one else, no one else can feed the words on your lips.

[00:34:07] No one else can feed it for you.

[00:34:10] Chat that is gonna be a set of a stream.

[00:34:12] We saw what you did, champ.

[00:34:14] Later, we're probably gonna win a Rocket League tournament.

[00:34:16] I mean, guys, this is insane.

[00:34:18] Should you go back over there?

[00:34:20] CJ, thank you for the 10 gifted.

[00:34:22] WCJ in the chat.

[00:34:23] Yo, CJ, do me a favor, CJ.

[00:34:26] As long as you're 18 plus, kiss me on the forehead.

[00:34:28] Or CJ, if you want, I'll kiss you on the forehead.

[00:34:31] Let's get a WCJ in the chat with the 10 gifted.

[00:34:33] CJ, you absolutely beautiful specimen.

[00:34:36] I already know it's eight inches of racks,

[00:34:38] probably 4.3 flaccid if you're 18 plus.

[00:34:41] CJ, if you're not, I want to apologize in advance.

[00:34:44] Mark, think of it in private.

[00:34:45] Can you stream slower?

[00:34:46] I just got here.

[00:34:48] Yeah, to the other guy that said stream faster

[00:34:49] and to you that said stream slower,

[00:34:51] you guys are both banned.

[00:34:53] You're out of the both band.

[00:34:54] Big picks, think of it in private.

[00:34:59] Oh no.

[00:35:02] Oh no.

[00:35:05] Oh no.

[00:35:06] Oh no, five.

[00:35:13] Five top 1,000 champs.

[00:35:22] Alright.

[00:35:23] Now it's time to walk in, man!

[00:35:27] Brother, brother, five!

[00:35:30] Five top 1,000 champs!

[00:35:33] You know what?

[00:35:34] This is what we wanted.

[00:35:35] We wanted to solo you in the champ lobby, so let's do it.

[00:35:38] No, no, no, this is what we wanted.

[00:35:39] Chad, this is what we wanted.

[00:35:41] Bro, they have five top 1,000 champs.

[00:35:43] These guys are gonna be sweating their ballots off.

[00:35:46] These guys are gonna be sweating their testies off.

[00:35:51] But it's okay, Chad, because I guarantee you,

[00:35:54] none of these guys have ever stepped into a lobby with me.

[00:35:57] Chad, I'm gonna be honest.

[00:35:59] I'm the highest rank on my team.

[00:36:00] I gotta play like it.

[00:36:02] I gotta play like it.

[00:36:04] Bro, I think this is the first time I've played five.

[00:36:07] Five, top 1,000 champs.

[00:36:09] This is not gonna be easy.

[00:36:11] This is not gonna be easy by any means.

[00:36:14] Everybody lock in, dial in, concentrate.

[00:36:17] This is not gonna be easy.

[00:36:18] H4, thank you for the Twitch Prime subscription.

[00:36:20] I love you, daddy.

[00:36:21] AJ, thank you for the Twitch Prime subscription.

[00:36:23] I love you, daddy.

[00:36:24] Doggo, thank you for the Prime 7 on your battery.

[00:36:31] Bro, five top 1,000 champs.

[00:36:33] This is gonna be the swendiest ranked lobby of all time.

[00:36:35] These guys are gonna be trying their nuts off.

[00:36:38] But it's the, this is the beauty of chance.

[00:36:40] This is why we're here.

[00:36:41] Swung, they're gonna be gifted.

[00:36:45] Nah, just give up now, okay, hold on.

[00:36:50] Yo, Jay, what's up?

[00:36:51] I don't go by Jay, I go by Jinxie.

[00:36:53] But what's up?

[00:36:54] Braden with the tier one subscription.

[00:36:56] Jinxie is the best roller player ever.

[00:36:58] Also, can we undress each other?

[00:37:00] Braden, no, we cannot undress them. Braden, no, we can't.

[00:37:07] Alright, this is what all of those sleepless nights of round and ranked result is.

[00:37:12] They have a cave.

[00:37:15] Bro, I want to go factor, but are my teammates going to go thermite?

[00:37:21] Bro, they have a cave. This is like the worst case scenario.

[00:37:26] Five seconds before insertion.

[00:37:28] I went Thatcher for no reason.

[00:37:33] I mean, I'll be able to get the Cade, but...

[00:37:36] Hemsy with the five gifts that WXE get defensive.

[00:37:39] Bro, if we win this, this would be crazy.

[00:37:41] I'm just saying.

[00:37:42] If we win this, this would actually be insane.

[00:37:45] Ameliano wants to play...

[00:37:46] TELL HIM NO!

[00:37:48] NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!

[00:37:52] Ameliano, I despise you!

[00:37:58] I

[00:38:00] Chat this is gonna be funny. It's gonna be funny. We get ready

[00:38:12] On my lap

[00:38:14] I know I heard that guy meant to make some fucking laws.

[00:38:38] This is not going to be easy to win.

[00:38:43] like this is gonna be so hard to win oh I took too much damage that armory

[00:38:51] that's what comes to me

[00:39:13] down to one friendly

[00:39:41] That came at me fast! That came right on my face!

[00:39:45] Okay, that was critically out of context.

[00:39:51] Okay, wow! You guys know what I'm saying?

[00:39:55] You know what I'm saying? That literally instantaneously spawned out of my face.

[00:40:00] Alright, listen.

[00:40:02] Teammates, if you can hear me, the only way we're going to win this game is if we bring the right operators.

[00:40:07] These guys are trying their balls off

[00:40:11] They're literally wait we're playing an EU stack I can tell off the pink

[00:40:16] 100 ping 100 ping 90 ping 90 ping

[00:40:20] Bro, they have five of you players

[00:40:23] Bro, they have five of you players. I just now noticed that

[00:40:27] Look, you're the only way we're gonna win this is if we bring the red up. We need a thermite

[00:40:32] If I'm gonna go faster, you ought to do go thermite dude

[00:40:34] Are you still not champ?

[00:40:38] Uh, no.

[00:40:39] I'm number 9000 the world we hit champion today.

[00:40:43] Now we're attempting to solo queue in champion lobbies, which he's not going well.

[00:40:48] That makes it easier to win?

[00:40:50] Nah, I think like.

[00:40:51] Bro, I'm going to be honest, in R6, ping does matter.

[00:40:56] It's weird though, because like, here's the way out of Trap Egg.

[00:40:59] If you're low ping, um.

[00:41:01] Um, we need to locate a bomb.

[00:41:04] Like, okay, if you're hyping and you swing somebody, it's going to be better for the hyping player.

[00:41:10] But if you're low, or no, if you're hyping and you get swung, it's going to be worse.

[00:41:15] Get into me.

[00:41:18] Jinxie, how many dizz have you taken?

[00:41:22] There's Ronin found a bomb.

[00:41:31] I'm not crashing out, I'm not crashing out, look these guys are not going to be easy to

[00:41:39] beat.

[00:41:40] We're probably going to lose right, we're probably the underdogs, but there is a chance.

[00:41:45] Theme Park is a bad enough map where I think we can beat these guys.

[00:41:49] If they slip up on one attack, we can win for sure, we can for sure win.

[00:42:01] I think theme park is a bad enough map that we can win.

[00:42:06] Why is there a sperm cell playing?

[00:42:14] Watch this chat.

[00:42:19] He's dead.

[00:42:20] They got one of your bandits, buddy.

[00:42:31] Hi, Mies! Let me focus!

[00:42:48] These kids are trying to get testicles off.

[00:42:51] I guarantee you Stupos is roaming upstairs. I'd literally hurt her.

[00:42:58] What did I say?

[00:43:01] He's gonna throw a C4.

[00:43:15] Grab no drums, so chopped.

[00:43:18] You're upstairs as well!

[00:43:29] Oh my!

[00:43:30] Stopus and Vigil were roaming.

[00:43:35] Bro, bro.

[00:43:36] Team Park is not going to be an easy map to play, so I'm going to kill you because you

[00:43:44] You have to actually be coordinated on this map.

[00:43:48] Bride out Scopos was the only Romer.

[00:43:55] Any shot at FIFA?

[00:43:56] I might get on FIFA today.

[00:43:58] By Mike, I mean, I probably will.

[00:44:01] I might, I mean, 90%, 90%, 90%.

[00:44:06] Bro, chat, oh my God, that's so sad, bro.

[00:44:09] All right, listen, this game is not over.

[00:44:11] They're gonna go bunk, all right?

[00:44:12] Everybody lock in, everybody concentrate.

[00:44:14] They're going to go bonk.

[00:44:18] This side is very winnable.

[00:44:23] Congrats on the collab with Bonnie Blue.

[00:44:26] Is it a boy or a girl?

[00:44:28] I don't have a kid with Bonnie Blue, do you?

[00:44:33] Jesus.

[00:44:34] Dixie, what weapon skin is this?

[00:44:36] Bro, it's like a, I don't know, it's a pro league one.

[00:44:40] I also top my head.

[00:44:42] I think it's Black Dragons.

[00:44:43] But bro, this is like my kid on Brava.

[00:44:46] I have Brava Elite, bro, she's my favorite off of the game.

[00:44:49] I have Brava Elite, I have like the Black Dragon's gun skin.

[00:44:54] And then I have suppressor.

[00:44:55] That's like my swag.

[00:44:56] We need to locate a bomb.

[00:44:58] Why did a Q-tip grab a controller?

[00:45:00] You look like Paiou.

[00:45:01] Why'd you leave the country?

[00:45:03] Leave the country?

[00:45:04] What?

[00:45:05] Why do you drink so much?

[00:45:07] Bro, I actually don't know.

[00:45:08] I have a big water guy.

[00:45:09] I'm a big water guy, big coffee guy, dude.

[00:45:12] Neat water guy, beat coffee guy.

[00:45:18] When does the stream start?

[00:45:19] Hey bro, we are 45 minutes into the stream.

[00:45:23] Put a sock in it!

[00:45:28] Did you see Hop on Apex?

[00:45:29] I will carry you.

[00:45:30] Bro, I heard Apex is really good from some people,

[00:45:33] and then I heard Apex is absolutely trash

[00:45:35] from other people.

[00:45:36] So what is it?

[00:45:37] Is the game good or trashed?

[00:45:39] What is it?

[00:45:40] You look like one gigantic sperm cell.

[00:45:47] You look really easy to draw.

[00:45:49] Heard that one.

[00:45:50] Already heard it.

[00:45:51] Wait, I'm turning down the camera.

[00:45:56] He's spombing me.

[00:45:57] I- Revvy's sketch is so good.

[00:46:06] I knew he was farming and I still volume

[00:46:13] I heard him get off it

[00:46:16] FUCK

[00:46:19] FUCK

[00:46:22] FUCK

[00:46:26] I heard him get off the camera and I still peed through

[00:46:29] Bro I thought I had the advantage and I got

[00:46:31] Oh my god. On this window. On this window. On this window. On this window. On this window. On this window.

[00:46:35] on this window on this window chat I heard him get off the cam and I still

[00:46:41] peeked and I'm so tired

[00:46:44] I'm trying to be aggressive man it's okay wait wait wait team team team team oh

[00:46:51] my god team if you guys win this round I promise you win the game I swear to

[00:46:56] you I wasn't strong enough to save you must prepare for that

[00:47:02] How did you die to a re-

[00:47:05] MESS!

[00:47:07] Oh my god, they might actually win.

[00:47:09] Chat, focus, focus.

[00:47:10] If you're not doing any start right now.

[00:47:13] 2v2, if they win this...

[00:47:15] Oh my god!

[00:47:17] YES! YES! YES!

[00:47:23] We're gonna win! We're gonna win!

[00:47:30] Guys, he's in!

[00:47:32] Down to one friendly.

[00:47:39] Run and plant! Run and plant! Run and plant!

[00:47:41] Blast! Blast! Blast! Blast!

[00:47:45] For that fire, it's gonna be just a rocket. Blast!

[00:47:50] I don't know about this plant spot! I don't know about this plant spot!

[00:47:57] The future is online and active.

[00:48:02] We are going to win!

[00:48:12] No, no, no!

[00:48:16] That was all the momentum we needed!

[00:48:19] We are going to win!

[00:48:21] Mark my words!

[00:48:25] This map is so...

[00:48:26] No!

[00:48:27] This map is so...

[00:48:28] If I decide to...

[00:48:29] Everybody lock in, grab the nearest tunnel.

[00:48:31] tub tub of lotion and start tugging it out of medium-pace as long as the

[00:48:36] rates you can loss

[00:48:39] bathroom wait band ram's good we have to go downstairs now if we're gonna band

[00:48:44] ram that's fine we have to go down we literally have to go down there's no

[00:48:47] other option okay we probably to band I could do it if you'll need I could do

[00:48:54] it if you'll need oh my god somebody went band I absolutely love this team I'm

[00:48:57] I'm obsessed, sister.

[00:49:01] See, the reason why I love teams like this

[00:49:03] is these guys don't get intimidated by the numbers.

[00:49:06] They don't care that there's five top 1,000 champs.

[00:49:09] They're just ready to play.

[00:49:10] This is why I love these teams, y'all.

[00:49:12] Now, if we win this, this is aura.

[00:49:14] Like if we win this game, this is fucking aura.

[00:49:19] I gotta do more.

[00:49:20] I'm one in three lead.

[00:49:21] Chad, I gotta do more.

[00:49:22] I'm one in three lead right now.

[00:49:27] Where did the alien come from?

[00:49:29] Who's the alien bottom left?

[00:49:32] I'm watching your stream. I hate you.

[00:49:35] Give me what operators do you recommend? Mute and Bravo. Mute and Bravo are my two favorite operators in the game.

[00:49:42] Have been thinking with a friend. Bravo is the most criminally underrated operator in the game. It's not even close.

[00:49:47] Why brava her gun has no recoil and she has four drones and flamethrower

[00:50:07] Brava is literally the coolest operator of all time. I love her so much.

[00:50:14] You know what, Brava is set. Brava is a version. Brava is Twitch, but with BlackStreetBush on it will be a great bomb.

[00:50:23] Be ready for hostile action.

[00:50:33] These scams don't fly. These guys are locked.

[00:50:44] I'm not sure if you can hear me.

[00:50:58] Oh my god, yes, this is so smart, Brandon.

[00:51:13] Yes, there he is, the smart.

[00:51:20] Yes!

[00:51:23] We have to get a seatbelt down.

[00:51:29] There's no question about it.

[00:52:09] Bro

[00:52:13] No, no, no these guys are so long it's insane bro bro bro come on dude. They're running thermite with blitz

[00:52:23] Yo, I that was a horror movie Jack blitz just turned to the corner and was inside of me

[00:52:29] Yeah, guys, I mean it's almost like somebody's said to ban thermite. Oh wait

[00:52:35] One of those motor for the way that we stopped what the hell was that?

[00:52:39] Zim, Zim, Zim, who is Zim?

[00:52:43] The Blitz?

[00:52:44] I wasn't really paying attention.

[00:52:45] If he is Zim, I wouldn't be surprised.

[00:52:48] Do you check, could you imagine just literally meeting a Zim player in real life and just

[00:52:54] punching him directly in the face in GTA?

[00:52:57] In GTA roleplay, could you imagine just meeting a Zim player and grabbing him by the nuts

[00:53:02] and saying, do you want to use Zim now?

[00:53:05] Okay, that might be a little bit aggressive.

[00:53:09] You know what I'm saying.

[00:53:10] Don't be a little bit aggressive.

[00:53:15] They're definitely stamping because look at your paint, or look at their paint, I already

[00:53:18] thought of that as well.

[00:53:19] Guys, if there's five European players on, um, what server is this?

[00:53:27] If there's five European players on EU servers going out of their way to lag, it means nine

[00:53:33] 9 times out of 10 it's a cute area. Keep the bombs protected.

[00:53:40] I would say 9 times out of 10. Because why would a EU player want to lag?

[00:53:53] If there's 5 EU players on an NA server, 9 times out of 10 it's a cute snake.

[00:53:59] Why do they choose the last one?

[00:54:04] The only reason for choosing the last one is that it would be just a Q-Sniper street.

[00:54:15] How many times do you do in a day? Twice a week.

[00:54:20] I almost said twice a day. No, no, twice a week. I beat it up twice a week.

[00:54:29] E.U. is harder than NA, no NA is actually harder on Siege, it's not that E.U. is harder

[00:54:40] or easier it's just um, NA has more players so in turn um, which look all of it, it's

[00:54:50] It's harder to get camped because there's more good players.

[00:54:53] The U.S. less good players.

[00:55:00] Cap?

[00:55:01] Check, look at the top.

[00:55:03] Like five controller players on scene.

[00:55:05] Like all five of them are here now.

[00:55:13] Help!

[00:55:14] Murciel!

[00:55:15] Murciel!

[00:56:20] Yeah, man, I don't know. I'm pretty sure we just got Q sniped

[00:56:26] By pretty sure I would say

[00:56:29] 97.3%

[00:56:31] 97% sure we just got Q sniped

[00:56:34] Wow, I've never heard of any of these guys

[00:56:37] Zero tournaments one zero tournaments one zero tournaments one zero tournaments one zero tournaments one

[00:56:42] But good job winning the ranked game man

[00:56:45] Congratulations

[00:56:46] Not barely they get about a great thing about it. Yeah, I don't I don't recognize a single one of those fucking kids grill. They're gonna burn. Oh

[00:56:54] My god, if I lose one more game, I'm gonna lose out of champ and you already know it's gonna be accused

[00:56:58] I if I lose one more game, I'm gonna lose out of champ

[00:57:07] So salty it's not it's not salty it's just pure logic and reasoning if I'm solo queueing and you have five top 1,000 champs

[00:57:15] who are on EU intentionally Q sniping and let's be honest,

[00:57:20] probably stream sniping, you're a pussy,

[00:57:23] like point of magnitude, you're a pussy.

[00:57:25] If I'm solo viewing and you guys have a five stack

[00:57:28] of people who are probably stream sniping,

[00:57:30] because if they Q snip, they probably stream snip.

[00:57:32] That's just the law of siege.

[00:57:34] This is the law of siege, bro.

[00:57:35] If someone can cheat, they will cheat.

[00:57:38] That is the only thing I've learned from this community.

[00:57:45] In CSPRO, if somebody can cheat, they won't cheat.

[00:57:49] But it's all good, I mean, they have like combined all five of their tournaments, they have zero tournaments with one.

[00:57:53] I've never even heard of a single player on that team.

[00:57:55] Oh, God, I've never even seen them in my life.

[00:57:58] They're probably just like people who play ranked with like a five stack, like 10 hours a day, I think they're good.

[00:58:03] I don't, I would have spitbacks, bro.

[00:58:08] If you have five EU players on NA servers, nine times out of 10, it's a Q-Snipe.

[00:58:13] Because, yeah, why would you choose to lag?

[00:58:17] And then on top of that, you know, they're probably sniping.

[00:58:20] Let me do one more.

[00:58:24] Wait, no.

[00:58:26] Shall I do one more?

[00:58:30] Yes.

[00:58:31] One more.

[00:58:32] Better than you, obviously.

[00:58:35] So again, if you guys are going to rage bait, it's all good.

[00:58:38] Obviously, the most logical human being of all time.

[00:58:40] So if a five stack of players beats me while I'm solo queueing, does that mean they're better than me?

[00:58:45] On top of the fact that they probably have at least one sim player,

[00:58:49] on top of the fact that they probably have at least one person stream player.

[00:58:53] I think it's the opposite. They're probably all like terrible.

[00:58:56] Bright, think of it bright.

[00:59:00] If five players beat a solo queue player, does that mean that they're better than a solo queue player?

[00:59:04] Yes, alright, it's one of those rage-baked days, got it.

[00:59:11] Habits, figure it out.

[00:59:12] It's one of those rage-baked days.

[00:59:14] Yeah, that makes no sense, bro.

[00:59:16] I'm supposed to lose if I'm solo queueing.

[00:59:18] We have no comms, and they're through riding a wall of blitz rushing us.

[00:59:22] It's ranked, so whatever.

[00:59:24] If we match these guys again, I'm shutting off my console.

[00:59:28] Wait, is this a- This is a totally different stack of champs.

[00:59:39] What is happening?

[00:59:41] Wait, this is a totally different stack of champs.

[00:59:52] So, did we just get back to back to you, Snakes?

[01:00:02] 5v4? Nah, I'll join back in a second. Welcome to CC Love You.

[01:00:06] This is a new stack of champs. It's not the same guys, it's not. These guys' teams are different.

[01:00:11] You can tell it's not the same guys, because these guys are like 40, 50-page.

[01:00:14] This is an NA stack.

[01:00:22] Jinxie, you are very unintelligent, Zeme, name one thing I've said that has been not

[01:00:30] correct.

[01:00:31] Yeah, this is a totally different stack.

[01:00:39] They have a number 5000 champ, another, the sperm is right, thank you, bro.

[01:00:47] Yeah, this is a new stack because you can tell their champ rates are different.

[01:00:51] The last guy's had bro we're only playing five stacks of chance

[01:01:09] rank 3.0 hurry up hmm I don't think this is rank 3.0 bro this is just stream

[01:01:17] I think you're drawn to locating a bomb

[01:01:19] It's all good because I'm a new season

[01:01:22] I'm probably gonna have a stack and I'm probably gonna be sweating my nuts off. So Q snipe me in about one week

[01:01:29] Go good get your licks in now when I'm solo. I'll be back. I'll be fucking back. Call me. I'll think of it

[01:01:39] Bro chat I have never played back-to-back five stacks of champs while solo queueing this entire season as soon as I

[01:01:47] I throw it on my stream and it champs and happens.

[01:01:51] 10 seconds to go.

[01:01:54] We are definitely gonna lose champions game.

[01:01:56] Nothing I could have done, though, bro.

[01:01:58] Back to back five stacks.

[01:02:02] Commissions to rotate and defuse the bomb.

[01:02:08] Now if we win this would be aura,

[01:02:10] but I would say the odds of us winning are like 10%.

[01:02:13] Or not, like 30%, these guys can't be that good.

[01:02:17] I

[01:02:23] Wait the YouTube crash, what do you mean the YouTube crash? No, it didn't know it didn't know it didn't

[01:02:41] Don't ever jump out of me again, do I make myself abundant Nick there?

[01:02:47] Okay, enemy device detected.

[01:03:03] Bomb has been located.

[01:03:17] one

[01:03:37] one of the remaining

[01:03:44] Good start! Come on, let's beat a champ stack, let's go!

[01:03:48] Great start, that's one canal attack under the bell.

[01:03:51] Prood it up, think everybody's here, want to prood it up.

[01:03:55] Why do you suppress her on Brava?

[01:03:58] There's not one logical reason, I just love the way it sounds.

[01:04:03] And I think, look good, feel good, play good.

[01:04:06] Like, when I hear Brava suppress her going,

[01:04:09] I genuinely want to come in my pants, so I just play better.

[01:04:13] Always play games with an erection if you can. If possible, if you could be erect, always play the video games.

[01:04:23] Because bro, when Brava suppresses going, I feel like no one can kill me.

[01:04:27] Brava, you don't look good though.

[01:04:31] W sperm take. You are a spur.

[01:04:38] Why not extend it for y'all? What do you mean?

[01:04:41] Do you mean like, do I have an extended barrel or do you mean why am I not using it better than her?

[01:04:46] Brett has explained.

[01:04:47] Uh, just pure aura.

[01:04:49] There's not a single logical reason why I want to breath so I'm like, oh my god.

[01:04:53] It just sounds fantabulous.

[01:04:55] What did I think about it?

[01:04:56] Bro, if I can play Siege and Goon at the same time, I'll do it at the same time.

[01:05:01] We need to locate a bomb.

[01:05:06] Ugh!

[01:05:12] Wanna play jerk mate, right? To do a...

[01:05:15] What do you think, bro?

[01:05:17] No.

[01:05:22] My barrel is extending? I'm glad to hear that.

[01:05:25] Jack, if your barrel's extended, type one of the chat.

[01:05:28] Two in the chat if your barrel is suppressed.

[01:05:30] Three in the chat if you're confused about the question.

[01:05:32] Four in the chat if you would crack a gun.

[01:05:36] in 10 seconds.

[01:05:40] At least you're a top 10 goon of a goon.

[01:05:42] I'm not a top 10 goon that are broke.

[01:05:46] Your mission is to locate and diffuse a bomb.

[01:05:48] Seeing a lot of people typing one.

[01:05:50] So a lot of goons have extended barrels to them.

[01:05:54] Not a lot of goons have extended barrels to them.

[01:06:04] Ma'am, I don't have a peepee.

[01:06:06] Lock in. We're playing a five-second chance. Again.

[01:06:36] to make a

[01:06:40] point that we can find the

[01:06:43] fact that

[01:06:46] the

[01:06:50] fact that

[01:06:53] the

[01:06:56] fact that

[01:07:00] the

[01:08:33] You know what, nobody on the peak, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're

[01:08:47] good.

[01:08:48] Let's go!

[01:08:49] Okay, my team is actually locked!

[01:08:50] My team is actually locked, man!

[01:08:51] Come on!

[01:08:52] Where my team is actually locked?

[01:08:53] Oh my god!

[01:08:54] My team is actually locked!

[01:08:56] My team is actually locked, man!

[01:08:58] Come on!

[01:09:00] Bro, my team is actually locked!

[01:09:02] Oh my god!

[01:09:04] Oh my god!

[01:09:06] Let's go!

[01:09:10] Dub, thank you for the 5 gifts.

[01:09:12] Dub, put it in my...

[01:09:14] Dub, I love you.

[01:09:16] Jaddy, I want some FIFA after this, bro.

[01:09:18] Let's beat a 5-star, bro.

[01:09:20] Little bit of FIFA, little bit of Rocket League.

[01:09:24] No, but a FIFA, no but a Rockin' League.

[01:09:31] Carried again. High-bice. It's not a...

[01:09:38] Sound running to follow.

[01:09:40] A little bit of FIFA, no but a Rockin' League.

[01:09:43] Rockin' League Tournament in 15 minutes. Shut up!

[01:09:45] What do you mean? What type of Rockin' League Tournament?

[01:09:49] Is it 2v2 soccer? 3v3 soccer?

[01:09:52] because I'm not playing pentathlon.

[01:09:54] Brother, I'd rather be bent over a table than play pentathlon.

[01:09:57] Do you understand?

[01:10:02] Kay, thinking about giftin' to Daddy.

[01:10:04] Kay, thinking about giftin'-

[01:10:06] Why is the title winning a rock-a-league tournament?

[01:10:08] You're a loser?

[01:10:10] Yo, you can't make this shit up!

[01:10:13] You can't make this shit up!

[01:10:16] Wait, chat, high-fives!

[01:10:18] Is the chat trolling or are they serious?

[01:10:20] There's a 2v2 Tournament in 15 minutes.

[01:10:24] We know it should be 19 minutes, Chad.

[01:10:28] Chad, don't throw me, don't throw me.

[01:10:32] Chad, don't throw me.

[01:10:36] Chad, don't throw me. Chad, don't throw me.

[01:10:38] Do it be clapping from the back.

[01:10:41] Potentially.

[01:10:44] Have I, have I taxed me on my message?

[01:10:47] I don't believe a word is chapped as ever!

[01:10:51] Randy Laiddy with the Twitch Prime subscription, holy ball knowledge.

[01:10:55] Yo, Randy Laiddy, just for your username alone, you're in my top 20 favorite viewers of all time.

[01:11:01] Holy ball knowledge.

[01:11:04] Ah, Mr. Laiddy, you're dropping down!

[01:11:10] Mr. Laiddy, are you back on the liquor?

[01:11:13] Oh, Randy.

[01:11:15] I am.

[01:11:17] I have rewatched that show five times.

[01:11:38] I have rewatched that entire show, start to finish five times.

[01:11:47] Wait, he's gonna spawnpeek this time. I guarantee it. I guarantee it.

[01:11:54] Come on, daddy wants to spawnpeek. Give it to me.

[01:12:03] Look, we gotta find another way here.

[01:12:05] As the Great Kid Cardi wants out, you gotta find another way out.

[01:12:12] Don't be so down for me, I'm homey.

[01:12:16] You'll be okay if I run around.

[01:12:20] I stayed here this morning.

[01:12:24] Now's the time to show up in there.

[01:12:27] Don't be so down for me, I'm homey.

[01:12:32] I'm gonna get the other guy and the other guy and the other guy and this one.

[01:12:41] Bro, this is so hard to question.

[01:12:44] Bro, it's all good.

[01:12:45] These guys are nervous.

[01:12:47] Like, we can do this exact same strategy when we're on defense.

[01:12:50] But you can't do anything. Just lesion mines, pole scanners, boundary cameras, cross mines.

[01:13:02] One friendly operator remaining.

[01:13:18] I am happy that the...

[01:13:23] Yes, I know I could not be in a place this deal with the guards.

[01:13:28] I can't stand you, why are you here next to me?

[01:13:32] You guys have to be careful.

[01:13:34] Yeah.

[01:13:35] We had knocked Vigil.

[01:13:43] I GOT GATE!

[01:13:45] Bro, I didn't even know I'd knock Vigil.

[01:13:51] Look, team, I'm gonna be honest, we can do that exact same track.

[01:13:55] Team 15 we got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. Bro. We are about to beat five

[01:14:00] champions guys don't know Volos don't know Q because my team's actually lost I

[01:14:07] Text you do the tournament lineup for tonight. All right, this is from a high-bives

[01:14:12] Sick, okay in 15 minutes was a 2v2 tournament at 8 p.m. 3v3 tournament 10 p.m. 2v2

[01:14:18] High-bives. I love you, bro. Okay, Chad. We're gonna win this game with that play to the two tournament

[01:14:23] easy PC lemon squeezy y'all I like chat I don't know no you won't know chat I

[01:14:32] would be honest I don't know if we're gonna win this game but we're lined up to

[01:14:36] win it bro getting to excuse me think I just weaved sorry okay I'm sorry

[01:14:46] Jack, ignore everything I just said. Guys, all we need to do is win.

[01:14:53] Like, bro, we won two attacks. Canalty a defender's side of the map.

[01:14:57] Literally. Jack, Canalty a defender's side of the map.

[01:15:03] Yeah, guys, let's see. 2 v 2 6 p.m., 3 v 3 8 p.m., 2 v 2 10 p.

[01:15:07] Let's see how this goes.

[01:15:09] 2 v 2 tournament in 14 minutes.

[01:15:16] If we don't do FIFA today, well, we might do FIFA.

[01:15:26] We might.

[01:15:27] But if we don't do FIFA today, we'll do it tomorrow.

[01:15:30] We'll do it tomorrow.

[01:15:31] Oh, wait.

[01:15:32] It says one hour.

[01:15:33] Bye, guys.

[01:15:34] I'm sorry.

[01:15:35] I love you.

[01:15:36] I give it to you.

[01:15:37] Wait, Jack, that means we do have time for FIFA.

[01:15:39] We have time for FIFA.

[01:15:40] We have time for FIFA.

[01:15:41] We have time for FIFA.

[01:15:42] We have time for FIFA.

[01:15:43] We have time for FIFA.

[01:15:44] Which other means we do have time for FIFA we do have time for FIFA chat. Yes

[01:15:50] Okay, so we'll do FIFA

[01:16:04] Is he twerking on my penis

[01:16:09] I love this team this team's actually good for a solo just like this is good to get

[01:16:44] You're downstairs! This is a rat! You're such a rat! Oh my god!

[01:17:14] It's like the deadie party what is this is in the deadie party

[01:17:33] Fuck is literally what I think

[01:17:44] I thought he was one of me!

[01:18:10] What the fuck is that?

[01:18:14] Come on! I've shot him so much!

[01:18:18] Holy breath's milked!

[01:18:22] Jinxie, show your search history!

[01:18:25] Buddy. Buddy, buddy, buddy.

[01:18:28] I have not goon in like...

[01:18:31] ...dude. I have not goon in like...

[01:18:37] Listen, shut up! Like, nobody to be honest!

[01:18:40] Shut up, I'm the dexter Morgan of goonin', guys.

[01:18:42] Guys, my search history doesn't have anything on it, because, bro, it's bomb knowledge, dude, you always goon in an incognito tab.

[01:18:49] Guys, this is like, this is rule one of gooning. Never get caught. Literally, Dexter Morton. It's the same shit, y'all.

[01:18:57] Guys, we should go down. If we keep going up, I'm scared we're not gonna secure a round.

[01:19:05] You goon every night. Did I say that? No! I didn't say that. I said I goon twice a week.

[01:19:12] I

[01:19:15] Am

[01:19:17] Bro, it's Dexter Morgan, bro. You never get caught gooning. Yeah, so these one

[01:19:24] The Bay Harbor gooner, okay, Jack. I'm not ever going by that nickname. I'm living not ever going by that nickname. I

[01:19:32] Can't believe fuck ate that chocolate. I'm actually blown away

[01:19:43] What the fuck is Dexter Morgan?

[01:19:45] Ah, mom just banned it.

[01:19:47] Mom just banned it.

[01:20:01] Buddy, buddy, how do you not know Dexter Morgan?

[01:20:04] I'm not I'm not the tarpon spring scooter dude if I hit this one tap um somebody's got

[01:20:24] to give the ad. As long as R18 Plus.

[01:20:29] Loading back!

[01:20:32] I'm sorry, John.

[01:20:36] He knows!

[01:20:38] Survey for hostiles.

[01:20:48] Bro, why would 198 kill time?

[01:21:54] He knew! How did you know? How did you...

[01:22:05] AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[01:22:10] One friendly operator remaining.

[01:22:13] Off-Force, defusing a bomb, you need to disable their defuser.

[01:22:19] This is so tight. Jackson, I bait my KV.

[01:22:23] What do you think?

[01:22:24] Should I beat my kitty?

[01:22:28] There's camping, but I'm not gonna give me anything.

[01:22:32] Jack, should I beat my kitty?

[01:22:38] Oh, tits.

[01:22:39] No, it's just Birkhead!

[01:22:50] I'm dead!

[01:22:56] Yes!

[01:22:57] Yes!

[01:22:58] Yes!

[01:22:59] Give me that candy boost, bitch!

[01:23:01] Yeah, I'm never winning this.

[01:23:03] I mean, you can see that.

[01:23:06] Yeah, I'm never winning this. I mean, you can say bathing, I'm never winning that.

[01:23:11] I have to one tap thermite off the rebel and kill the other guy.

[01:23:15] I'm never winning that. I'm never winning that.

[01:23:17] Y'all can say bathing, I'm never winning that.

[01:23:24] What are you celebrating? Bro, you gave me a KB boost buddy.

[01:23:27] Wait, I just realized.

[01:23:31] We're gonna lose champ.

[01:23:33] I just realized we're gonna lose champ.

[01:23:36] Oh my god, I just realized that. Wow.

[01:23:44] Bro, we're gonna lose champ, dude.

[01:23:47] Chet is not about selfish, it's about not giving the other team a kill.

[01:23:51] Bro, I saw him run out and set him up. I'm never winning that, guys.

[01:23:56] It's not possible.

[01:23:58] Bro, they're sort of just working us out on these windows.

[01:24:04] If we go back up top on defense, we should have like Yeager and Wrye, because I'm just

[01:24:08] getting quadruple flashbang.

[01:24:10] Bro, we're gonna lose champ if we lose this.

[01:24:16] I just now realized that.

[01:24:20] Exposed your PC, right?

[01:24:21] Bro, I played one game of PC.

[01:24:24] to the boss.

[01:24:43] You're looking fine today. Thank you, man. Thank you, man.

[01:25:16] Can we win?

[01:25:25] Can we win?

[01:25:28] Shut up!

[01:25:32] Chat, can we win? This would be a crazy win on five champs, lock in.

[01:25:36] I don't know what that first guy was doing.

[01:25:46] Your eyebrows are never coming back. Shut up, buddy.

[01:25:55] Can you pause the stream? I'm trying to drive. No!

[01:26:16] get me in place

[01:26:20] on board is located a bomb

[01:26:24] you know what to do

[01:26:27] come on can we beat 5 champs lets go

[01:26:35] come on can we beat 5 champs lets go

[01:27:16] It's fucking don't give me

[01:27:39] Be careful

[01:27:42] Come on bro, be careful

[01:27:46] Let's go! We're not going down that easy, man!

[01:27:51] What the fuck in here?

[01:27:54] Bro, overtime, chat, focus, focus.

[01:27:57] Hello, Egghead?

[01:28:02] Hey, Jinxie, we are breaking up.

[01:28:05] Yo bro, I don't know what type of weird fantasy you have, dude.

[01:28:08] We're not dating.

[01:28:10] That's probably a 27-year-old man.

[01:28:13] Go down, guys. Why are we supporting up?

[01:28:14] I'm telling you, bro. I'm telling you sometimes people are just insane

[01:28:19] Somebody voted up bro. We're not going up

[01:28:22] Raid with the five gifted W raid in the chat raid fed me over and cream pie inside of my hole

[01:28:28] As long as you're a T plus W raid in the chat raid they can find it

[01:28:36] You're a weapon cruxer, bro, what does that even mean?

[01:28:41] Yeah, I'm not gonna run around with a knife

[01:28:44] What do you mean weapon crutcher?

[01:28:47] I'm not gonna run around with a knife!

[01:28:50] GB these ones...

[01:28:55] What's up, Kaiyu? Okay.

[01:28:59] Real Madrid won?

[01:29:00] Protect the bomb.

[01:29:02] What do they mean?

[01:29:10] Hey, I do advise.

[01:29:14] I'm actually in breath bro.

[01:29:38] Madrid kind of only beats banter cubs 5 seconds in counting so I'm impressed that

[01:29:42] they beat Benfica losing new magazine for it located a part of the second leg

[01:29:48] right

[01:30:08] I'm tight, Jinxie.

[01:30:15] Raise things if I'm gifted, what the hell does that mean?

[01:31:00] I

[01:31:02] I

[01:31:27] Messed up I knew one was on the staff

[01:31:32] No, we're gonna lose, man!

[01:31:37] We're gonna lose!

[01:31:47] Bro, I don't even know what I could do that about.

[01:31:49] I should have just stayed in the corner,

[01:31:51] because Blackbeard's just not gonna peek unless I turn my back to him.

[01:31:54] He's just gonna sit there with his shield up like an absolute fucking loser.

[01:31:58] I knew Fuse was on the door, but I had to just gas he walked in.

[01:32:01] It sounded like he walked in, but he was not in.

[01:32:04] He was holding an angle.

[01:32:10] Peek the heddles.

[01:32:10] It's not going to do anything.

[01:32:12] Blackbeard's just sitting behind his shield.

[01:32:14] I had to kill the guy in the door,

[01:32:16] but it's hard to kill him because it's a 3v2.

[01:32:18] My teammate's 1HB hiding in a bathroom shower.

[01:32:20] So I don't know exactly where I am.

[01:32:23] Shipping the bottle.

[01:32:24] When did you get champed today bro?

[01:32:33] I was two wins off champ and they just gave me it because I played against cheaters.

[01:32:37] Like I got champed off rollback but then we won a game and then we played back to back

[01:32:43] five stacks of champs and now we might lose champ.

[01:32:46] It's fine bro, I'll just get it back.

[01:32:48] Please play FIFA. I'm gonna get on FIFA

[01:33:01] But I'm not gonna be champ anymore like after this game if I lose

[01:33:05] If I lose if I lose if we win, we're gonna stay in champ

[01:33:09] All right, no they had a fucking let me lock

[01:33:12] Oh, we can't lose champ, come on!

[01:33:22] You must locate and defuse a bomb.

[01:33:35] this is to keep ourselves in champion guys

[01:34:05] It's not this drone hole, the other one, god damn it!

[01:34:30] other don't hold the diffuser is no longer in your possession

[01:35:00] one more round boys one more round bro and we got defense okay okay okay okay okay focus

[01:35:29] focus if I win this round I stay in champion and I'll be top 10,000 if I

[01:35:36] lose this round I'm a challenge guys my teammates are accidentally good as fuck

[01:35:41] bro I think we should go down look it just counterstrat yo if they go for you

[01:35:48] somebody should roam above I have a feeling they're sniping because

[01:35:51] everybody sniped me so one of y'all should roam like I think one of y'all

[01:35:57] should run right kind of want to go smoke because I don't know if we're gonna

[01:36:06] have fire I'm gonna go check this is it oh my god if you lose this round we're

[01:36:19] out of chance if we win we're top ten thousand lock in

[01:36:24] Bro, somebody just roam, somebody roam.

[01:36:30] Somebody please roam, because I don't want them to just go fuse for free, someone roam.

[01:36:40] Somebody roam.

[01:36:41] 10 seconds remaining.

[01:36:51] 10 seconds remaining 5 seconds

[01:37:14] Yeah, brother, you need to be right.

[01:37:16] Stand and stand.

[01:37:18] Keep an eye out for on-board testing.

[01:37:20] Keep the bomb.

[01:37:31] She's got lots of fucking.

[01:37:33] This is it. This is it.

[01:37:41] No one's rolling.

[01:37:44] Jesus, dude.

[01:37:56] How is no one roaming?

[01:38:10] See that laser?

[01:38:44] I

[01:39:09] Shot him one time out of that extinct. I don't repeat. I've got this

[01:39:14] Yeah, that's on me. I have one more thing to do now.

[01:39:18] Better remaining.

[01:39:21] Mission failed. All friends are alive.

[01:39:24] That's on me.

[01:39:26] Everybody just baked and all you gotta do is bake to me.

[01:39:30] This is so fucking loud.

[01:39:33] FUCK!

[01:39:36] FUCK!

[01:39:38] And I think we just lost champ.

[01:39:41] I think we just lost champ, I think we just lost champ, I think we just lost champ, yep, yep, yep.

[01:39:56] GOD DAMN IT!

[01:40:01] I mean back to back 5 stacks of champs, whilst all of them, I mean what do you expect?

[01:40:06] And now we're back in FUCKING DIMANT!

[01:40:11] High-Vice, it's not quarter-solve!

[01:40:13] SHUT UP!

[01:40:14] SHUT THE FUCK UP, High-Vice!

[01:40:17] By the way, speak for time.

[01:40:19] 40 minutes, Yo High-Vice.

[01:40:21] Take the quarter-solve off.

[01:40:36] You

[01:41:36] Alright, Cap.

[01:41:43] Pay the Winfifas back!

[01:41:56] Pay the Winfifas back!

[01:41:58] Pay the Winfifas back!

[01:42:00] Pay the Winfifas back!

[01:42:04] Let's waste some money

[01:42:08] Okay, are there new packs chat happy yes or no

[01:42:13] Okay, we already saw this bro that yaya card has to be going for so much

[01:42:18] Bro, yeah, yeah always has the best fucking FIFA cards

[01:42:22] Okay, okay, okay?

[01:42:25] Jack already are we ready?

[01:42:33] you should be streamer pro clubs who would play though who would play all

[01:42:39] right guys are you guys ready fantasy FC what

[01:42:50] chat what is fantasy FC the fantasy FC couple is alive what what all right so

[01:42:57] Here's our club chat as y'all know yesterday was our first day of FIFA we are doing a FIFA

[01:43:05] journey where we do not stop playing FIFA until we hit the 1.

[01:43:10] Here's my club now it's not that good it's very bare bones this is what we got do strip

[01:43:16] FIFA.

[01:43:19] All right, next question.

[01:43:25] So this will be got now, yes, my club is not good right now, but this is only after

[01:43:30] about $300.

[01:43:33] My club is not that good right now.

[01:43:35] So let's rip some more money.

[01:43:38] Let's go.

[01:43:39] Let's go.

[01:43:40] Dad called.

[01:43:41] Yo, dad, what's up?

[01:43:42] What's up?

[01:43:43] Yo, what's up, man?

[01:43:44] How's it going?

[01:43:45] Hey, can you hear me?

[01:43:46] How's it going?

[01:43:48] Hey, can I have some jam?

[01:43:50] Oh, shit, I got three down. Hold on. You're re-burping.

[01:43:54] That's a rookie mistake. I don't make those mistakes often.

[01:43:58] But now here we are.

[01:43:59] Wait, Dad, were you watching the end of the game there?

[01:44:04] I saw your first game where you clutched, but then I was sort of floating around.

[01:44:11] Yeah, right.

[01:44:12] Yeah, Skech is doing a Kalei and a White mixer, so I started like tuning that a little bit.

[01:44:16] Yeah, right.

[01:44:17] I lost track.

[01:44:18] And Skech said he's going to bring the Bespa to the Turpid Springs compound, and we're

[01:44:24] going to, I told Skech, he wants jumps.

[01:44:27] So I'm going to make, I'll give a little, I'll run a tractor.

[01:44:31] We'll mix a little jumps and you guys can, around the Turpid Springs compound, you can

[01:44:35] make jumps.

[01:44:36] But I got a more important message for you.

[01:44:38] Yeah, I lost champion, dad.

[01:44:40] Well, you got it though.

[01:44:43] Yeah, and then I de-ranked him also.

[01:44:46] Well, whatever. You're at the best of a counter-common spread.

[01:44:49] Dad, I don't want to talk in place!

[01:44:51] Fine, I'll stop. Hey, I got Stuart Langley.

[01:44:55] Um, dad.

[01:44:58] Dad!

[01:45:04] Fuck! Let's waste the money.

[01:45:07] I don't live in jumping springs and I'm not dating her unlike any of you.

[01:45:13] I look like a fucking alien.

[01:45:16] Fuck!

[01:45:22] And I'm not playing for a fucking desktop.

[01:45:25] Jesus Christ!

[01:45:28] You look like hell. Yeah, I know. All right, have ice. We just spent $270. Hi, guys. Add

[01:45:42] a ton of tally. What is our total money spent? Yeah, what is our total money spent? All right,

[01:45:52] Let's light some packs on fire!

[01:45:57] You leaked your card. No, I didn't. The card's not leaked.

[01:45:59] It's the last four.

[01:46:01] Bro, if you can pre-

[01:46:03] What pack? What pack? What pack?

[01:46:05] Chat what pack?

[01:46:07] This?

[01:46:12] Wait, this? This?

[01:46:15] Should I get the 475, okay?

[01:46:19] First one.

[01:46:20] Guys, why do you guys want to get this one? Is it because there's tradeables? Is it because there's tradeables?

[01:46:50] I have the worst Pac-Luck out of any human being to ever play FIFA ever.

[01:47:01] I mean, McTominay, Kane, I have the worst Pac-Luck out of any human being to ever play

[01:47:11] FIFA ever.

[01:47:16] Okay, but Chad I can't start.

[01:47:21] Wait, wait, wait, wait!

[01:47:26] Wait!

[01:47:31] OOOOOH!

[01:47:36] Not bad!

[01:47:41] Not fucking bad!

[01:47:45] Not bad! Bro, Broden is good in FIFA.

[01:47:49] Broden is good in FIFA.

[01:47:55] Okay, this is not bad.

[01:47:57] This is not bad at all.

[01:47:59] Trey, this is not bad at all.

[01:48:01] Not bad at all. Not bad at all.

[01:48:03] Not bad at all.

[01:48:05] Bro, I know I keep getting strikers though. I keep getting strikers.

[01:48:15] I don't know about these anymore bro, I don't know about this game, I really don't know,

[01:48:43] I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I mean, I don't know.

[01:48:47] What is the state of this fucking game?

[01:48:51] Legitimately, what is the state of this game?

[01:49:03] Napoleon!

[01:49:13] I just keep getting the same shit cards over and over and over.

[01:49:31] You're so fucking dumb do the hero pack.

[01:49:33] Yo bro, I actually want to like legitimately in GTA I want to punch you in the throat.

[01:49:39] You guys said to do the first pack.

[01:49:41] Don't don't say don't say you're done. You guys have to do the first back

[01:49:48] Okay, this there's no way this pack is bad there's no way this pack is bad

[01:49:53] Do TTS? All right. How about brutal TTS? How about 25 seconds?

[01:49:59] 25 seconds

[01:50:11] who's that? who's that?

[01:50:21] who's that with shit?

[01:50:31] oh no wait hero wait i get to pick a hero i get to pick a hero i get to pick a hero

[01:50:37] oh my god what a size!

[01:50:40] Please, please, don't fucking answer me!

[01:50:46] Carlos Tevez.

[01:50:52] Isn't this the guy that, like...

[01:50:53] Buglies interchanged 200 bits, Sarah incident bold spam.

[01:50:58] This is scam. No, this is literally a scam. This is a fucking scam. Let me guess, they're

[01:51:17] all untradable. I mean, what do I need?

[01:51:24] Please underscore the score at cheered 200 bits.

[01:51:28] Please tell me you come in peace so I can come in peace cragasm.

[01:51:34] I need a center back I guess. Bro this pack is so fucking shit.

[01:51:39] I guess I need a center back? I mean Inyo give me LaLigaCam I guess.

[01:51:43] Bro this is such a shit fucking pack!

[01:51:52] Bro, I don't know. I don't know. FIFA, FIFA matches are literal stamps. Literally.

[01:51:58] High-vives cheered 200 bits. Test.

[01:52:22] I hope you pack all the cards you want love you jinxed see it's a appreciate it

[01:52:36] it's not looking like that it is not looking like that

[01:52:44] this needs to be good or I'm gonna actually fucking lose my mind

[01:52:52] Oh my god!

[01:52:54] No, see you!

[01:52:57] Oh my god!

[01:52:59] That's one of the best heroes in the game.

[01:53:11] Hands down.

[01:53:16] I have to get loose you, right?

[01:53:18] I have to get loose you, right?

[01:53:21] What is Lucio worth?

[01:53:27] Bro, Lucio's one of the best things in the fucking game you can get!

[01:53:31] AnthonyBHB cheered 200 bits.

[01:53:34] Hey John, care you look like an Albino gorilla if it was down?

[01:53:40] Guys, I stacked Lucio. That might be the most expensive card on my team.

[01:53:45] Bro, it's not early year, but I know Lucio goes for a shit load.

[01:53:50] All right, we have one more of these, one more of these.

[01:53:55] Striker?

[01:53:57] France!

[01:54:03] If this edge got cheered 200 bits, you are taking the SpongeBob Patrick the star cosplay too far, Sean.

[01:54:10] SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[01:54:12] High five.

[01:54:20] Hi guys. Do you think I'm stupid? Oh my god! The greatest life back in the world! New

[01:54:30] November Endes! Hi guys! Get our night out! Merling's cheered 300 bits, you're not champion

[01:54:39] or camp. Some head looking art. Lock him. Must jam. High-five. High-five. I've got

[01:55:03] I'm gonna punch you in the face, dude.

[01:55:05] I'm gonna punch you in the face, high-five.

[01:55:07] Howl zero, be five,

[01:55:08] charge 200, high-fives.

[01:55:10] Hi, Jinx.

[01:55:11] See you look like a stupid bald airbag.

[01:55:17] Well, I can't get a pack.

[01:55:18] I can't, like, I mean, we did get Lucio.

[01:55:22] Chess, should we do the rise above?

[01:55:25] Or half-time historical?

[01:55:28] I'm gonna do historical,

[01:55:29] because I only have three of these.

[01:55:31] Please, please do go, please do go.

[01:55:39] The next cheered 200 bits. Love from Delaware County Project.

[01:55:44] Kidding hate you, bold boy.

[01:55:48] Berger! Berger! Berger!

[01:55:50] Berger BAM DICK!

[01:55:55] Berger BAM DICK!

[01:55:58] YES!

[01:56:01] YOKARESU!

[01:56:03] Alright this is an aura pack.

[01:56:05] And dumfries.

[01:56:06] This guy ruined Barcelona's Champions League, so let's court sell that guy.

[01:56:10] R00 underscore 2005 cheered 200 bits.

[01:56:15] I think you are the work-ass-ex-player of all time sending hate from Virginia.

[01:56:20] Thanks bro!

[01:56:21] GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[01:56:22] Chat YOKARESU?

[01:56:24] Yes!

[01:56:25] Yopkaresk!

[01:56:26] Brab so much SPC storage, it's gonna be full soon.

[01:56:37] Bro, oh my god, just give me something sexy, please!

[01:56:42] Give me something good!

[01:56:45] Kelanito cheered 200 bits Kelanito here again. You are disgraced to your bloodline

[01:56:52] Also, can we see your mother shit, please?

[01:56:55] Kelanito out

[01:57:06] Who the f...

[01:57:10] Oh

[01:57:12] Five star four star

[01:57:45] Oh my god!

[01:58:01] But that's not a big deal!

[01:58:03] 95 bits!

[01:58:05] 95 bits!

[01:58:07] Can you stop talking? I'm trying to sleep, dude. Holy crap.

[01:58:10] 95 bits!

[01:58:13] Oh my god!

[01:58:18] Bro that guy has to be good

[01:58:25] Netherlands Netherlands

[01:58:36] Redsync 33 years 200 bits. Hey Jogo, you look like Han Slaut when he has a tough day at the office

[01:58:43] Noor?

[01:58:44] Chad has got daddy.

[01:58:55] Is Noor good?

[01:58:56] Oh my god.

[01:58:57] Okay this is so much SBC father.

[01:59:00] I've been in your...

[01:59:03] Bro what do you mean YouTube ended?

[01:59:06] High five Chad of fixed out of the can.

[01:59:10] What is up with my...

[01:59:11] Call Carlos underscore cheered 200 bits. Love you, Jinx. See you get well soon.

[01:59:20] Liverpool! Liverpool!

[01:59:24] Florian Fert!

[01:59:28] Florian!

[01:59:32] Florian Fert!

[01:59:35] Wait.

[01:59:36] Huzzah!

[01:59:41] Eden retired!

[01:59:42] Discoed in 365 cheered 300 bits, imprinting you to Asics.

[01:59:49] What up should I unlock, bald chun?

[01:59:53] Florian Birds!

[01:59:54] Oh my god!

[01:59:55] The fucking aura!

[01:59:56] Okay, this pack opening feels like something big's gonna come soon.

[02:00:05] It feels like something big's gonna come soon, pause.

[02:00:17] Time-shared 500 bits.

[02:00:19] Junko, what's her favorite snack?

[02:00:21] Love from San Francisco.

[02:00:27] Roger.

[02:00:29] That's good, I think Julian Alvarez

[02:00:39] Grab so much as PC father

[02:00:46] Lunk live she has 218 any tips for new rainbow players looking chopped by the way

[02:01:16] Damn Janovitch.

[02:01:21] Samundascore, cheered 200 bits.

[02:01:24] Hey Junko, how many likes on TikTok to play Rocket League together?

[02:01:28] Chad, I noticed girl.

[02:01:31] This is the girl, bro.

[02:01:33] This is the girl.

[02:01:34] Bro, I, this, Chad, this is the girl.

[02:01:39] This is her.

[02:01:40] Pressure?

[02:01:41] What pressure?

[02:01:42] That's the girl.

[02:01:43] That's a girl.

[02:01:45] That is a girl, dude.

[02:01:49] Perhaps so much as he's the father. This is actually incredible.

[02:01:53] Jarragwyan 12 cheered 200 bits.

[02:01:56] Sketch just wrecked your scooter on stream.

[02:01:59] W.

[02:02:13] What is the state of these packs, man? Like, and honestly.

[02:02:25] Danny, these are cheered 200 bits. Hopefully you can pack some hair.

[02:02:31] Yeah, bro. Hopefully I can pack some hair. You're right, bro. Hopefully I can pack some

[02:02:37] you're you're a hundred percent right you're a hundred percent right bro you're

[02:02:42] a hundred percent right

[02:02:48] strike up Belgium what is wrong me

[02:02:55] from 220 cheers 200 bits loving the streams love from Cuba just kidding

[02:03:03] ignore the love you suck at every game low.

[02:03:05] Fuck off!

[02:03:12] These Macs suck!

[02:03:20] I'm gonna be some of the SBCs tonight.

[02:03:22] Chad, I don't wanna do an SBC now.

[02:03:23] They take fucking forever.

[02:03:25] They take fucking forever, bro.

[02:03:29] All right, bro, let's look at our team.

[02:03:31] Co-underscore, they ate 7,777 cheered 200 bits. Hey Baldi, it's Jack from middle school. Remember when you tried to climb a fence and got stuck hanging upside down for hours.

[02:03:45] Where is he at? Chad, where is he at? Where is he at? Where is he at? Where is he at?

[02:04:01] Yeah. Alright, this card's always worth something.

[02:04:08] Luccio's so fucking good.

[02:04:10] 1,401 sheet, 200 bits. Hey Mr. Nick, I'm 25 and 12k in debt.

[02:04:17] I feel like I'm doing and can't afford to go to college. Any tips or advice?

[02:04:22] You're $12,000 in debt?

[02:04:26] I don't know, bro.

[02:04:33] That's cooked, dude.

[02:04:37] I need a right back, bro.

[02:04:40] This is so fucking shit.

[02:04:43] Should I keep Kimmich?

[02:04:46] Declare bankruptcy?

[02:04:48] I don't think that does anything.

[02:04:50] There'll be one score 24 cheered 200 bits.

[02:04:52] Get back on Siege, chuckle nuts.

[02:04:54] Chad, I don't think declaring bankruptcy does anything.

[02:05:05] Chad, I don't think 12K does anything.

[02:05:08] Or not 12K, sorry, declaring bankruptcy.

[02:05:12] Brodeclaring, does that do anything?

[02:05:14] PZ6SS cheered 200 bits. Hey jinxedsy, my name is Kaden I sent you a DM on Instagram.

[02:05:27] Yo I'm in a rough sketch and I sent you a DM now. I love watching your streams and I

[02:05:33] think it's so special that you never switched for the money.

[02:05:36] How do you filter about a position?

[02:05:40] How do you filter about a position?

[02:05:43] What do you do?

[02:05:45] X?

[02:05:49] How do you filter? How?

[02:06:01] Big merch, one cheer 500 bits.

[02:06:04] Let me run the rl tourney with UTNT.

[02:06:07] I'm going to install it up, bro.

[02:06:09] I keep going forward to go install it up.

[02:06:12] Press Y.

[02:06:19] I don't want to do that for everyone.

[02:06:20] Isn't there a thing that automatically doesn't?

[02:06:25] Chat, isn't there a thing that doesn't auto?

[02:06:31] DG underscore flare cheered 200 bits, pay Giddler, you should do 2v2 every rank with

[02:06:38] Joe Bart, daddy out.

[02:06:40] That would be peak.

[02:06:42] Bro, I just want to filter by position, I don't want to have to toggle this every time.

[02:06:49] This is gonna be like, it's gonna be 8, it's literally gonna be 8s, let's stick.

[02:06:54] Bro.

[02:06:55] What, what?

[02:06:56] I used to have a setting last year where it would just automatically toggle.

[02:07:05] Zero pulsio cheered 200 bits. Are you still chronically addicted to gooning alien?

[02:07:11] No!

[02:07:13] Shut up!

[02:07:20] Bro, my team is so chopped!

[02:07:23] Kimmy has no cam. I need a La Liga right back. My team is so chopped.

[02:07:36] Zobans cheered 200 bits. Love you Jinxs. Ignore all the hate donations you get

[02:07:42] today Brody. Cross fingers emoji. Hearthands emoji.

[02:07:48] Chad, how do I do it?

[02:07:52] Bro, I need a right back. Do I have a right back in this club?

[02:07:56] Bronze. Oh my God.

[02:08:05] Bro, okay. Chad, should I put in Brolin?

[02:08:08] Brolin, Brolin, Brolin.

[02:08:11] Camille K. Bob cheered 200 bits, hey you fat bald egg do a different pack T. S. is as

[02:08:18] tight as you can.

[02:08:19] Rackin' five back!

[02:08:20] Nuno, but Nuno's left back, bro, my glorious king.

[02:08:25] Oh yeah, fuck this guy.

[02:08:28] I'm putting a Nuno.

[02:08:29] I'm putting a Nuno.

[02:08:31] This guy's the reason why PSD won a Champions League.

[02:08:34] Where's my glorious king?

[02:08:39] Where's my glorious game chat?

[02:08:41] Who is that?

[02:08:46] Hey Junko, you should do a stream with Daniel.

[02:08:51] Yo, what's up?

[02:08:56] What are you doing?

[02:08:59] Just going to talk.

[02:09:03] Yeah, hold up.

[02:09:06] What do you want me to hold on to?

[02:09:09] Wait one second.

[02:09:11] Let me go full cam.

[02:09:13] Dad, you just IRL streamstime me, dude?

[02:09:16] Well.

[02:09:18] Highlights, go full cam.

[02:09:21] Dude, you're kind of at order right now.

[02:09:24] Well, this is the head you called me for Christmas.

[02:09:27] It's the trolling.

[02:09:30] Yo, Jack, have you guys seen him?

[02:09:32] First of all, never, ever hang up on me on the phone again in your life.

[02:09:37] Dad, you, you told me.

[02:09:39] Damn, I look fat as fuck.

[02:09:41] Anyway, whatever.

[02:09:42] It's all paid for, Jack.

[02:09:43] So fuck you anyway.

[02:09:45] Go ahead.

[02:09:46] Dad, you told me don't don't never hang up on me again.

[02:09:49] Yes, sir.

[02:09:50] Dad, you told me Tarvin Springs facility, dad.

[02:09:53] No compound.

[02:09:54] Yeah.

[02:09:55] No sketches bringing the best of it to the compound.

[02:09:58] And I'm going to get a tractor and make little jumps.

[02:10:00] You guys can jump it.

[02:10:01] So right chat is going to bring a Vespa to Target Springs. We're going to ship it out of here the orange Vespa

[02:10:08] You don't have to I send him the money on himself the day

[02:10:11] So I own half the best but it's not your name. I put it in my name. So you're safe

[02:10:17] So so I mean that's actually sketch crashes

[02:10:20] Then it's not on you. It's on me. He actually purchased a Vespa. Yes. He did

[02:10:25] How much power of it? How much was it? I just want to get a matching helmet

[02:10:29] Huh? I think it was well that he lied to me. Have I said I'm not a half like yeah

[02:10:39] half of the best but okay so how much was the best but how much did I well he

[02:10:44] told me like 5,000 like 2,500 twice or they fucking lied how much I think it

[02:10:52] was like 7000 so wait we spent 3500 on half of the best but what but but it's

[02:11:01] got aura though it's orange it's orange it's cool yeah but like here's the more

[02:11:06] important thing here I'm gonna call Stuart Langley dad shut the fuck up shut

[02:11:16] Oh, yeah.

[02:11:19] Eva Langley is going to collab with you doing the video game.

[02:11:23] Yeah.

[02:11:23] Dude, number one, Billboard Chart right now.

[02:11:25] Dad, I look like an alien.

[02:11:27] Who the fuck?

[02:11:29] Of course, Trissy Scholl is calling me.

[02:11:31] Dad, I look like an alien.

[02:11:32] No, no, no, I'm calling Stuart Langley right now.

[02:11:34] No, he's been vetted by Peacetick.

[02:11:38] And you know Peacetick's like Mike on Breaking Bad.

[02:11:41] He's like Rip on Yellowstone.

[02:11:43] So it's Eva Langley's brother.

[02:11:45] This is, it's his legit brother.

[02:11:50] I'm gonna call him right now.

[02:11:52] Here he goes, here, what does it say right here?

[02:11:55] What does it say?

[02:11:56] Stuart Langland, right?

[02:11:57] Yeah, I'm putting on a speaker.

[02:12:00] He wants to play the game.

[02:12:02] Hey, Stuart, what's up, brother?

[02:12:04] What's up?

[02:12:05] I'm in the stream.

[02:12:06] Yeah, yeah, I got Jincy here.

[02:12:09] Now you are, I mean, no Stuart, what's up, man?

[02:12:12] Yeah, sorry.

[02:12:13] Oh my God, what's up?

[02:12:14] Yo, how's it going, man?

[02:12:17] Dude, it's pretty insane, I've been up in a fan of you for like, like, four years, but I'm fine.

[02:12:23] I appreciate that, man.

[02:12:24] I appreciate that, man. That's interesting, I appreciate that, man.

[02:12:28] Dad, what were you gonna say?

[02:12:29] I appreciate the shout-outs for Ella, man. That's, I see the crowd.

[02:12:32] Yeah, no, Ella's a great artist, great artist.

[02:12:35] Well, I mean, I think, I think Stewart, we were talking, we gotta get them doing a desktop gaming stream.

[02:12:41] You said she's played cod zombies, right?

[02:12:43] Well, shut up.

[02:12:45] Listen.

[02:12:46] Cod zombies?

[02:12:48] Yes, right?

[02:12:50] What do you think?

[02:12:51] Cod zombies is the most popular game nowadays, but that's a good one.

[02:12:53] Well, who gave her shit?

[02:12:55] If that was Blamely's playing it, it's the most popular game right now.

[02:12:59] Dad, the chat is saying you're frame-boggling me.

[02:13:01] I don't know no shit I am.

[02:13:03] I'm not fucking cool with shit.

[02:13:05] All right, man.

[02:13:06] This hat.

[02:13:07] James C. gave me this hat for Christmas.

[02:13:08] It's so cool.

[02:13:09] It's it's red for a team chat. Anyway, so Stuart, you're talking to Stuart lately. Yep. Um, so Stuart can we like, I mean, I mean, you, I mean, we've talked a little bit and she's not, he's not broken the news to Ella that you have a little bit of a crush on her.

[02:13:29] He's got broken news. Yeah, yeah, he's like slow playing it

[02:13:35] But I sort of like force fed it. You know like like me, right?

[02:13:40] Yeah, the thing is I like I don't know about my haircut right now or like my eyebrows, dude

[02:13:45] I mean my most I'm in my most chopped form

[02:13:49] But I'm in my most chopped form guys like this is really bad right now

[02:13:53] Yeah, you can tell her that he's an athlete, he's been training his ass off for three days

[02:14:00] a week.

[02:14:01] No, is that a lie or not?

[02:14:03] No, it's not a lie.

[02:14:04] He's been working like three hours every three days, every three days, every two days, no,

[02:14:12] Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

[02:14:13] Dude, I look like a fucking ag right now.

[02:14:16] That's fine.

[02:14:17] Wear a hat motherfucker.

[02:14:18] Okay, the hat is kind of coming.

[02:14:20] They're typing the sperm head email again and saying,

[02:14:22] what's going on?

[02:14:23] Yeah, OK.

[02:14:25] But so now, so your sister Ella, she does play video games.

[02:14:33] I mean, she did.

[02:14:35] But what's her favorite thing to do?

[02:14:38] We want to know.

[02:14:39] I mean, I think Chat wants to know.

[02:14:41] I mean, I don't want to put you out.

[02:14:42] I mean, if you don't want to say it, don't say it.

[02:14:44] But what's she really like doing?

[02:14:47] Like fishing, hunting, what's up?

[02:14:50] That's what we should do.

[02:14:51] We should have Jamesy come out to the lake house.

[02:14:53] Ooh, lake house stream.

[02:14:55] Jack, how about I skip that?

[02:14:56] Lake house, Jack.

[02:14:58] How about lake house, Jack?

[02:14:59] What another time?

[02:15:00] Yeah, yeah.

[02:15:01] I'm pretty good at fishing.

[02:15:02] I'm good at fishing.

[02:15:03] He actually, he's not bad at fishing.

[02:15:06] I'm not bad at fishing.

[02:15:07] He plays it up on stream, but he's actually not that bad.

[02:15:11] Can you wait for it?

[02:15:12] Yeah, I can wait for it.

[02:15:14] No, you can't wait.

[02:15:15] No, okay.

[02:15:16] Okay, I could learn to wait for it.

[02:15:18] Yeah, but he's got it.

[02:15:19] Okay, thank you, man. Thank you. Thank you, sir. Yeah. Oh,

[02:15:26] I mean, do you see him? I mean, I can't. Yeah, shut up. All

[02:15:30] right. He's training hard. Just put it that way. Yeah, this

[02:15:33] kid, this kid's getting nasty. Hey, throw a bicep. What's up

[02:15:37] here? Look at that. He's fucking training. That's fucking

[02:15:41] pipes, chat. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not. Say it. Say it, chat. Yeah.

[02:15:46] I'm not yeah, so hey hey

[02:15:50] Don't ever complain about not having a fucking date. I'm giving you okay. Yeah flatter. Yeah, so like yeah, just have a string

[02:15:59] Yeah

[02:16:01] Yeah, W wingman. Yeah, damn right

[02:16:05] Okay. All right, man

[02:16:07] All right, have fun playing rocket leg or the fuck you do okay, whatever

[02:16:10] I'm gonna string R6.

[02:16:13] All right, all right, Dad.

[02:16:14] All right, hey, Stuart, stay in touch, buddy.

[02:16:17] But break it in your sister, if she goes through to collab.

[02:16:20] Oh, what, whoa, whoa, whoa, I forgot.

[02:16:23] What is your, what do we got to promote for you?

[02:16:26] What do you want, TikTok or what?

[02:16:28] What do you want me to approach?

[02:16:29] I'm just, I'm just mustache stew on Twitch.

[02:16:32] Mustache stew on Twitch.

[02:16:35] Mustache stew, STU?

[02:16:38] Jen must want it.

[02:16:39] I couldn't get a hold of my balls.

[02:16:42] All right.

[02:16:44] No, no, no, no.

[02:16:45] Drew, you're making this happen.

[02:16:48] We're going to have a Jicsie Ella Langley desktop game.

[02:16:53] It's going to happen.

[02:16:54] I get the vision.

[02:16:57] Oh, my god.

[02:16:58] There's so many people coming up on chat.

[02:17:00] I'm going to get this in the shot.

[02:17:01] High five.

[02:17:02] Yeah, high five.

[02:17:03] This is going to happen.

[02:17:05] High five!

[02:17:06] I see your hands moving.

[02:17:08] Stop touching shit.

[02:17:09] With other nerds. Okay. I'm trying to get you to date with that. Well, I see fucking idiot

[02:17:14] Later, all right. I'm Stuart. Take care. All right, dad. Love you. Yeah

[02:17:18] All right, bye-bye. Sorry to photobomb. So I'm going in a date. No, you're a good desktop. Okay. That's right

[02:17:25] That's my type of date, dude. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Oh, you have to leave anything

[02:17:30] You have to leave it. Yeah. All right. All right. Love you. Bye. All right. All right

[02:17:34] I'll leave a little stream of real game for a sip

[02:17:36] Hey, my name's Mike, I said you should do it.

[02:17:43] Alright, Jack, can we stop typing frame mods?

[02:17:47] Stop typing frame fucking mods?

[02:17:49] Fuck!

[02:17:50] God damn it!

[02:17:52] Enough with that frame mod bullshit, motherfuckers!

[02:17:59] High-fives.

[02:18:00] High-fives.

[02:18:01] I'm legitimately curious, bro.

[02:18:03] High-fives.

[02:18:04] So I'm about to be on the most intense date of my life and you are sitting here, hi guys.

[02:18:16] I'm about to be in the most intense date of my life and you're sitting here doing flying

[02:18:20] sperm emote.

[02:18:21] Hi guys, like are you a jackass?

[02:18:24] Literally.

[02:18:25] Are you a fucking jackass buddy?

[02:18:28] ten minutes locked the fuck in

[02:18:32] turn up in ten minutes locked the fuck in hey today's the day bitch today today

[02:18:38] we win one man bro Jinxie you look like shit W bye bye or hi guys hey Jinxie

[02:18:47] just wanted to say fuck you

[02:18:52] chat listen to me and listen to me clear chat listen to me and listen to me

[02:18:56] clear. Marlon wants to wager you and FIFA. Uh, tell them I'll spank that ass any day

[02:19:01] of the week. Yo, tell Marlon I said I will spank that ass any day of the week.

[02:19:07] Now chat. We are 10 minutes away from our first ever to load in. I need everybody

[02:19:15] You locked the fuck in check the item shop. What's in the item shop?

[02:19:35] Wait, I thought this car was rare wasn't this car rare

[02:19:41] Yeah, what's this car rare?

[02:19:45] Marlon said be ready in 15. Yo buddy, buddy, buddy, I'm not in FIFA right now. Wait, is

[02:19:54] Marlon on right now? Buddy, I'm not in FIFA. Buddy, I'm not in FIFA. Wait, let me call

[02:20:08] Let me call this motherfucker I'm not in I'm not in FIFA

[02:20:27] Yo Marlin

[02:20:29] Let me, let me speak first.

[02:20:37] So Martin, do you know who you're talking to right now?

[02:20:40] Like Martin, Martin, I will whip that ass in FIFA.

[02:20:45] Yeah, you go, you go.

[02:20:50] Okay, have you ever been div one? Yes, you see you smiled when he's you like you just like you just like right there

[02:21:06] Marlon bro, you're not a good player dude. You're not a good player

[02:21:12] bro

[02:21:13] Okay, let's do no I can do it tonight

[02:21:16] But not now like in like um cuz about a win a rocket league tournament. Do you want to do it in like 30 minutes?

[02:21:25] Okay, call it like 30 40 minutes

[02:21:29] All right, I'll call you what I'm done

[02:21:32] Chat I'm gonna spank this guy into a wall

[02:21:35] Jack Martin you might look good. You might get a

[02:21:39] Martin you might have more of a sex life buddy

[02:21:42] cool I play games you're not good you're not good to be being FIFA what is

[02:21:49] this Jack I only lost the speed cuz I lag I beat that you technically I'm

[02:21:55] undefeated no no kill me up technically I'm undefeated buddy buddy I only lost

[02:22:01] the speed cuz I lie check and I get a factor a cap factor a cap I lost the

[02:22:06] speak is that right can I get a back super cat where you're laughing yeah no I

[02:22:14] only love I only love speak as I was lacking

[02:22:21] tournament six minutes I'm gonna need everybody to lock the shit in I'm gonna

[02:22:25] go take off tournament in five minutes we're gonna win this tournament and then

[02:22:29] Ben Martin over a table in FIFA. Holy cinema. I'm gonna go deeper.

[02:22:59] We push it through, let me go, it's all that you're for

[02:23:03] We work hard, we play harder

[02:23:07] We push it through, let me go, it's all that I'm for

[02:23:11] We run and don't stay, we stand our own way

[02:23:15] It's gonna kill us, but we fall and we go

[02:23:19] We don't stay, we stand our own way

[02:23:23] It's gonna kill us, but we fall and we fall and we go

[02:23:27] I don't know how we do it

[02:23:30] They'll never get it any day

[02:23:34] Conquering the impossible

[02:23:37] All of this fun on my face

[02:23:41] Running long day

[02:23:43] We've got the whole night

[02:23:45] We've got this big furniture

[02:23:47] We've got this big, big, big

[02:23:49] Running long day

[02:23:51] We've got the whole night

[02:23:53] We've got this big furniture

[02:23:55] We've got this big, big, big

[02:23:57] I just shit myself.

[02:24:00] I just went to switch.

[02:24:02] Flip, flip, flip.

[02:24:03] I don't know nobody else that's doing this.

[02:24:06] Yeah, Chad. It was definitely a vape break.

[02:24:09] Four minutes. Okay.

[02:24:22] LACK THE FUCKING!

[02:24:24] 4 minutes shioji with the gifted shioji appreciate the gifted daddy shioji

[02:24:35] appreciate the gifted daddy

[02:24:47] all right let's get warmed up chat tournament in three minutes it's time

[02:24:51] to get more. Wait, I'm gonna be enjoying it. I'm gonna be enjoying it. What am I doing?

[02:24:55] If I win a tournament today, I will pull out my dog. High fives. If I win a tournament

[02:25:07] Today I will pull out my dog

[02:25:19] Make me on tiny

[02:25:26] Make me on tiny now

[02:25:30] Hi boys, why are you my fun size?

[02:25:34] Yo yo yo buddy buddy buddy wait Ryan calling

[02:25:44] Ryan what dude watch watch watch

[02:25:50] Oh

[02:25:52] Yes, right right, we're not gonna win

[02:25:55] Right, we've never done a 2v2 turning. What do you mean?

[02:25:58] Ryan, Ryan, yeah, yeah, are you trying to pee on balls?

[02:26:00] Ryan, we're not playing at 30.

[02:26:02] Bro, listen, listen, we always lose with balls.

[02:26:05] No, let me talk, okay, let me talk.

[02:26:07] The reason we always lose with balls

[02:26:10] is because balls is highest rank or is highest elo this season

[02:26:14] is like that three.

[02:26:15] So it's like borderline diamonds.

[02:26:17] So we play like diamonds, you know?

[02:26:19] Ryan, who's E for Junco?

[02:26:21] Ryan, what is your highest rank?

[02:26:24] My highest rank is that two and twos.

[02:26:26] and it's that too the vision one bro buddy buddy I get sold every tournament I play

[02:26:32] yo Ryan every tournament I throw you're the one selling what do you mean I number

[02:26:37] one in goals and number one in saves and then lost are you a dumbass you yes you

[02:26:43] are you a dumbass you but yo yo what you so like are you dumb as shit oh my god

[02:26:49] yo you are so stupid yo every time we play every time we play you're the one

[02:26:54] Okay, it's not me. It's something that's false

[02:27:06] You'll invite me

[02:27:08] Don't bark orders at me Ryan you have one minute left to convince me why I should play with you

[02:27:14] Ryan what's your turn?

[02:27:16] than you but I only play turn.

[02:27:20] Hey man, hey man, hey man, hey man.

[02:27:22] Ryan, you're better than me.

[02:27:23] Actually, that's not all.

[02:27:24] You're better than me, you should never rank at all.

[02:27:26] So we're going to get worse opponents if you play with me right now.

[02:27:30] What is your tournament rank?

[02:27:32] It's gold.

[02:27:33] My tournament rank is gold, but I never play turnies, only with you.

[02:27:38] So, chicken, chicken, chicken.

[02:27:40] No, Danny, shut the fuck up!

[02:27:42] So Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.

[02:27:44] man those 45 seconds convince me why I should play with you wait Danny Danny if I don't

[02:27:49] if I don't it you go I love why you're ready for joining whoa who is this guy who is this

[02:27:55] guy I don't know who that is to be honest so for what the fuck yo JC yo there's only

[02:28:03] 25 seconds 27 so I told you I'm better than you because my tournament rank is lower fine

[02:28:10] You're gonna get worse of a fucking-

[02:28:11] JOIN FINE!

[02:28:13] Wait, I have time, oh my god.

[02:28:14] Ryan, join on GTA 4.

[02:28:15] Wait, wait, I have time.

[02:28:16] Wait, I have time.

[02:28:17] Bro, join, if I be in fights...

[02:28:19] There's only 10 seconds, I'm sorry, Ryan, wait, I have time.

[02:28:21] Yeah, you're such a bitch.

[02:28:23] Ryan, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

[02:28:25] Hey!

[02:28:26] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

[02:28:27] Ryan, you have my word.

[02:28:30] If I lose it at first grab, I'll put it in a sack of chance.

[02:28:32] You have my word.

[02:28:33] You literally have my word.

[02:28:34] Alright?

[02:28:34] Bro, you're not getting first rounded with like the lobbies you queue in, bro.

[02:28:38] Yes, nothing's wrong.

[02:28:39] You're losing play against fucking

[02:28:41] Because I'm a baller

[02:28:44] You play against bots bro

[02:28:46] You're tap every time I swear typing this stupid fucking Aggie mode in the chat. Thanks

[02:28:53] Yo Jinxie

[02:28:56] Jinxie what Ryan what you look like professor X. Okay, do you know who professor X is?

[02:29:03] Bro, Ryan if I get first try we brought it. All right

[02:29:06] Okay, okay.

[02:29:12] Judging by the smile, it's written on his face. There's nothing I can't do.

[02:29:20] Time to get to one. Time to get to one.

[02:29:22] Okay, so one of rock and lead tournament, why can't you? I'm trying, bro.

[02:29:26] I've gotten second and fourth. Like this shit is not easy.

[02:29:29] I got second two days ago, and I got fourth last night.

[02:29:33] John, I'm trying, y'all. That's the thing, I'm trying.

[02:29:38] I'm really trying.

[02:29:49] I just double tap.

[02:29:51] I just double tap.

[02:29:53] I just double tap.

[02:30:00] Fuck.

[02:30:03] This is directional arrow, directional arrow.

[02:30:10] Road, directional arrow is not easy.

[02:30:17] Directional arrow, directional arrow.

[02:30:28] It doesn't take a crist about a sea.

[02:30:32] Joe, don't think you're gonna find Joe.

[02:30:33] Think you're gonna.

[02:30:38] We're in the tournament.

[02:30:39] Everybody lock in.

[02:30:44] All right, a season 17 flat tournament winner

[02:30:47] and then this guy.

[02:30:49] Wait, nobody's moving.

[02:30:50] Everybody's trying to order farm simultaneously.

[02:30:54] First one to move likes penis.

[02:30:55] got him ready to join Fred it's your one

[02:31:05] chat okay I YNN bro how is that name allowed holy shit Jinx and you suck at

[02:31:15] singing thanks for Bell whatever the bell bell bell play music bro I want to

[02:31:23] streamed the tournament went on YouTube. Hey Jinxy, Jinxy you're not allowed to

[02:31:29] step foot in Texas. Shut the fuck up dude. How about that? Shut the hell up.

[02:31:34] Jinxy, what are you doing the geek stream on Rocket League? I'm not getting geek on

[02:31:38] Rocket League. Alright guys, first round of the tournament. First round of the

[02:31:45] tournament. Lock in. Archimedes packed. Over over, kill. Lock in, fucking lock in.

[02:32:15] your ass oh happy happy Wednesday to you too happy Wednesday to you too buddy

[02:32:37] I'm not ass

[02:32:54] Well, what do you mean agreed to disagree I'm not ass I'm gonna win

[02:33:01] Am I still ass am I still ass fuck over man

[02:33:06] Don't answer that. Don't answer that.

[02:33:18] Hey, Jinx, do you see Emiliano wants to play?

[02:33:20] Tell Emiliano that I'd rather literally, I'd rather

[02:33:24] neither really get thrown into a locker than play with him.

[02:33:30] Alright, I kind of like Pat. I got it, I got it!

[02:33:36] Don't go on the idiot!

[02:33:54] Why is this game doing that?

[02:33:59] Bro, Pat plays like I play.

[02:34:03] He likes to play defensive. I like this guy

[02:34:08] Chad flat pamphlet

[02:34:18] No, no, no

[02:34:26] Fuck

[02:34:33] Patrick, you missed a ball.

[02:34:51] He's got a knack for scoring!

[02:34:53] Come on!

[02:34:55] Come on!

[02:35:10] Hi, guys. You put it a cam, make it a little bit bigger.

[02:35:12] You put it a cam, make it a little bit bigger.

[02:35:21] He's got a knack for scarring!

[02:36:04] Don't run into my car!

[02:36:16] Do you understand me, Pat?

[02:36:22] Pat, what the fuck is that?

[02:36:30] Why are all my demons brain dead?

[02:36:39] Well at least he said it in my back, right?

[02:36:42] At least he said it in my back.

[02:36:44] You know what I mean?

[02:37:00] Rose always blaming his team, so.

[02:37:05] Jesus fucking Christ.

[02:37:06] So, when my teammate goes for an aerial,

[02:37:09] misses the ball and they dribble it into our net,

[02:37:11] who should I blame?

[02:37:13] Should I blame Casper the ghost

[02:37:14] or should I blame my teammate?

[02:37:16] What do you think in your brain?

[02:37:18] Who should I blame?

[02:37:19] Who should I blame?

[02:37:20] ["The Game of the Year"]

[02:37:28] Missed the ball again.

[02:37:30] How is it possible to be this bad?

[02:37:33] He missed the ball again.

[02:37:35] I don't understand.

[02:37:38] How is it fucking possible to be this fucking bad?

[02:37:45] Bad, it's a fucking ball!

[02:37:47] I'm not going for the goal in this 10 seconds lap!

[02:38:02] I don't understand how you can be that fucking bad at Rocket League.

[02:38:15] It's insane.

[02:38:16] a month ago. How do you miss nine balls in a row? How? Right, join, join, join, join, join, join, join, join.

[02:38:27] Wait, that was a flat tournament?

[02:38:37] Chat, why did I get eliminated from gold tournaments? Is it because I...

[02:38:40] wait what how am I in plat rank now yo Ryan Bo Jinksy I told you bro I told you

[02:38:51] if you pick me up you wouldn't like you would never get first-rounded you

[02:38:55] never get first-rounded with me that is the opposite of what you said you said

[02:39:00] I was looking to get first-rounded what's bro that's exactly what I said you

[02:39:06] You said I'm not gonna get first-rounded, dumbass!

[02:39:10] Bro, okay, then you did not fucking hear me correctly.

[02:39:14] Yo, Ryan, Ryan.

[02:39:16] You wanna know what actually happened?

[02:39:18] It put my tournament rank to Platinum?

[02:39:20] Oh, okay.

[02:39:21] Whenever you're done.

[02:39:23] May I?

[02:39:24] What do you mean?

[02:39:25] Yeah.

[02:39:26] Ryan.

[02:39:27] Go ahead.

[02:39:28] Yo.

[02:39:29] I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go right now.

[02:39:31] Ryan, what really happened was

[02:39:33] they put me into a Platinum tournament,

[02:39:34] and I seem to miss the ball nine times.

[02:39:35] I've never been in a Platinum.

[02:39:38] I've only been in gold.

[02:39:39] I'm guessing they put me in black

[02:39:40] because I got second and fourth

[02:39:42] and had the most goals and saves in both tournaments.

[02:39:45] No shit, Sherlock.

[02:39:46] Yeah, so I was just carrying two arms.

[02:39:48] So now I'm in Platinum.

[02:39:49] Listen, buddy, buddy, buddy, you don't have what it takes.

[02:39:52] Wait.

[02:39:54] Are you sure you're in Platinum

[02:39:55] when your teammates are missing the ball in the tournament?

[02:39:58] Yeah, it says tournament rank, Platinum.

[02:40:00] So here's what we're gonna do.

[02:40:01] I'm gonna pin you in balls against each other.

[02:40:03] What?

[02:40:05] Listen, listen, listen, just let me talk.

[02:40:08] He's both, huh?

[02:40:10] Bro, I'm not going to fight over a spot in your tourney with someone else.

[02:40:14] That is the most fucking minus aura thing I could possibly do.

[02:40:19] I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

[02:40:22] Ryan, what is your highest rank you've ever been in this game?

[02:40:26] My highest rank is the rank I've right now.

[02:40:30] I literally played this game in 2017, like, I don't know, once, and then I quit, and then I recently came back.

[02:40:37] So, Ryan, you're- So, listen, if you sell me in this tournament, I'm going to fucking lose my mind.

[02:40:45] Okay, so I know exactly what's gonna happen here. I'm not gonna sell you, but somehow you're gonna

[02:40:50] put the blame on me, and you're gonna say I'm gonna sell you. That's how this shit always goes.

[02:40:54] that this kid is dead ass hilarious.

[02:40:56] No, Ryan, that's not, that's not good.

[02:40:59] You need this kid.

[02:41:00] I'm 21 years old.

[02:41:02] I'm not a kid, bro.

[02:41:04] Okay, you're right.

[02:41:04] Sorry, this guy.

[02:41:06] Okay, bro, listen.

[02:41:07] Yo, the journey is starting in two minutes.

[02:41:09] All right, get the fuck in here.

[02:41:10] Can I get a fucking invite to the game?

[02:41:10] Get in, get in.

[02:41:12] Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in,

[02:41:13] get in, get in, get in, get in.

[02:41:14] Ryan, let me say it again.

[02:41:15] I'm waiting for an invite.

[02:41:16] I just invited you to take that goddamn size

[02:41:18] out of your voice.

[02:41:20] Ryan, let me get this off clear, bro.

[02:41:23] So bro, I've gotten Plat 3 and 2, and I play Solva.

[02:41:27] So what does that mean, Ryan?

[02:41:29] You're Plat 3 and 2s.

[02:41:31] No, I said I've gotten Plat 3 and 2s.

[02:41:33] So what does that mean?

[02:41:34] That means I'm better than you, all right?

[02:41:37] No, that means you get carried when I play Solva.

[02:41:39] So what?

[02:41:40] I literally throw it by myself.

[02:41:42] Ryan, Ryan, here's what that means.

[02:41:43] That means I'm better than you, bro.

[02:41:47] That's what it fucking means.

[02:41:48] Ice!

[02:41:50] OK, we'll see you in game, OK?

[02:41:52] We'll see when the tourney is actually gone, okay?

[02:41:55] Who carries more?

[02:41:56] And if you carry more fare, I'll admit it.

[02:41:59] Okay?

[02:42:00] No, the thing is, Ryan, you're like a delusional sick psychopath.

[02:42:04] So if I do carry, you won't admit it.

[02:42:06] Just like in season, you were like,

[02:42:07] bro, you fairly beat me in seeds, bro.

[02:42:10] Wait, L-Racist, wait, why are you-

[02:42:12] That's not Ryan! I'm imitating him!

[02:42:15] I'm imitating your voice!

[02:42:16] I don't say bro.

[02:42:17] I don't say bro.

[02:42:19] That's not why I told you.

[02:42:19] Okay, say bro. Say bro.

[02:42:21] Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, okay, bro

[02:42:28] Right it's not a race in

[02:42:31] What's in the one one team what do you do? What do you mean? What do you what team what name? What name?

[02:42:40] It's a good question wait ask Bernard as Bernard

[02:42:45] We have 40 seconds by the way, so wait someone joined our game someone join our fucking game

[02:42:52] Oh, no no no no no no are you online are you online?

[02:42:57] Wait wait wait let me purify let me purify. Bro why would you appear online?

[02:43:01] Listen because I gotta put myself on D&D because if somebody else joins we're gonna lose

[02:43:07] When is the Marlin?

[02:43:08] Right after Ryan and Sal's gonna be get first round or we can win. Who knows I

[02:43:13] I want to win the tournament and then play Marlowe.

[02:43:18] Bro, you are not beating Marlowe. Let's be fucking real.

[02:43:21] Holy glaze. Bro, do you know I'm gonna win?

[02:43:23] Bro, if you're not playing Ultimate Team, you're not beating them.

[02:43:28] Bro, didn't I beat you and FIFA?

[02:43:30] Cope and 3-2-1.

[02:43:32] I beat you like twice. I think you beat me twice.

[02:43:35] These guys refiring it, I said Cope and 3-2-1.

[02:43:37] No, you never beat me and FIFA. You're such a liar.

[02:43:40] You never made me a fake up!

[02:43:42] You never made me a fake up!

[02:43:44] You ever made a fake up?

[02:43:46] You ever made a fake up?

[02:43:48] Yeah, send the receipts on xbox messages.

[02:43:50] Send them.

[02:43:51] I'll send them when I have time.

[02:43:52] When you have time?

[02:43:53] See!

[02:43:54] He got this every day!

[02:43:56] See!

[02:43:57] Every day I love I have good.

[02:43:59] Alright, alright, alright.

[02:44:00] Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.

[02:44:03] Take the mic out of your throat.

[02:44:05] Alright?

[02:44:06] Ryan, you do this.

[02:44:07] Shut up!

[02:44:08] I'm done with your chant!

[02:44:10] Ryan, you do this thing where like, to get a point across, you just put your mic in your esophagus.

[02:44:15] You don't need to do that, bro. Alright, just say it.

[02:44:18] Yo, you know, you do this thing that whenever you like, want to get a point across, you fucking yell into my fucking ears.

[02:44:24] Okay, I can say the same thing.

[02:44:25] No more yelling.

[02:44:26] I can make the same fucking-

[02:44:27] So, show me proof if you can be the same people.

[02:44:31] Wait, which FIFA do we plan?

[02:44:33] FIFA 23, right?

[02:44:34] 23, 23.

[02:44:35] When I signed you, I signed you.

[02:44:37] Bro, I son be your mafipa.

[02:44:39] Listen, if I download FIFA 23, I can go back into a game history, and I can show you, or I can send proof that I beat you.

[02:44:47] Okay? I beat you on your servers too. We only played on your servers, and I beat you like twice.

[02:44:52] Like this most crazy delay ever.

[02:44:55] It sounds like there's a jet engine taking off of your mic.

[02:44:59] No, my mic is just very close to my mouth.

[02:45:02] Yo, I get it out of your mouth!

[02:45:04] Like right like a room you laugh. I feel like it just made me all the time right just get it out of your mouth back

[02:45:10] It's good. It works. It works. Just get out of your mouth. I'm trying to hear good

[02:45:15] But is it not is it not out of my mother now top top top? It's good right now. It's good

[02:45:26] Listen

[02:45:28] If you fuck oh we fuck if you fucking sell me in this tournament right?

[02:45:34] I'm going to block you on every social media platform ever created.

[02:45:38] Again, what happens if you sell me?

[02:45:41] What happens if you fucking sell my shit?

[02:45:42] You think I'm out of sale, dude?

[02:45:44] Right.

[02:45:45] Bro, if you sell me, like, I don't know, you better like fucking give me like a thousand fucking dollars.

[02:45:53] It's always about money with you, Ryan.

[02:45:55] Right. It's always about money.

[02:45:57] Focus, bro.

[02:45:58] Bro, I got to like a focus.

[02:46:01] Well, you've been playing 2017 and your peak is Plat 2, Ryan?

[02:46:06] I have, like, one day of playtime. One day of playtime.

[02:46:10] Okay? I've barely played this game.

[02:46:12] Ryan, do not stop. You go, you go.

[02:46:15] I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.

[02:46:16] I said you go.

[02:46:19] Already, like, fighting me on the chat.

[02:46:24] That's it, you're mad, though.

[02:46:25] You did, wait.

[02:46:28] I'm gonna take it back, please.

[02:46:29] Oh

[02:46:32] Yeah, this one you were going I thought you were going for it. I didn't say that you didn't even say that you really just like

[02:46:39] You really like you just told us a lie. You did pay not go for this

[02:46:50] Oh gordo soul lord of soul relax this guy's a freaking liar and you miss the ball again

[02:46:59] I

[02:47:04] Can I bounce

[02:47:07] Right why are you AFK in that?

[02:47:10] Right, I swear to God my battery side my battery died. Oh my god

[02:47:16] That's me that you get out of fucking way bro program

[02:47:20] Shit, I can't see you

[02:47:22] you're behind me yo dip chip dip chip dip chip dip chip dip chip dip chip

[02:47:26] obviously I can't see you if you're behind me what do you mean get out of my way

[02:47:30] obviously I can't see you oh you're too ready to get you see you can see hold

[02:47:35] down your right stick hold on your fucking right stick okay I'll shut the

[02:47:40] fuck up okay that's me fuck yep you're all over that man

[02:47:49] we need to stop fucking argue just we're not waiting

[02:47:52] I already want to argue bro you missed the ball and blamed it on me you're

[02:47:57] literally a sociopath like this actually go for it go for it go for it go for it

[02:48:03] from there close to me

[02:48:07] hit it over the middle

[02:48:10] that's a perfect fucking pass

[02:48:12] ohhhhhh

[02:48:14] whyyyy

[02:48:16] i have no boots by the way

[02:48:18] i have no boots

[02:48:20] like

[02:48:21] jhinxie

[02:48:23] what are we doing

[02:48:25] wait how did you fucking miss that

[02:48:27] jhinxie how did you fucking miss that

[02:48:29] man why did jhinxie

[02:48:31] right next to you

[02:48:34] No, no, no, no, no, no, no jing see you're gonna piss me off. I swear to god

[02:48:37] So I missed like that was not easy go right all what are you talking about? Are you like a psychotic?

[02:48:42] Are you actually sick that was it? I swear on everything

[02:48:50] I just saw you watch somebody hit it out hit it out

[02:48:54] Bro, it's on an angle. I have to mute this guy. I'm actually gonna be at the sky. I can't play

[02:49:02] That's not an easy go

[02:49:07] We have two minutes to score

[02:49:09] Yeah, it's fine

[02:49:13] Let's do it. It's you nice. It's good. Don't worry. I'll care nice bitch. Yeah

[02:49:20] Yeah, you see

[02:49:22] Honest with you

[02:49:23] You want me to be like completely honest with you?

[02:49:26] You're like really distracting me with all with all the arguing like I get folks on

[02:49:31] like play the game we stop arguing I feel like Kingsman right now on Marvel I'm

[02:49:40] not a Jimmy I feel like Kingsman on Marvel I swear to God I feel I have like

[02:49:45] an absolute toddler on my team who's blaming me I literally feel like Kingsman

[02:49:51] I'm not kidding. Is this Racer?

[02:49:55] He missed. Go.

[02:50:01] Fuck. Okay, that's so mean.

[02:50:03] I got it.

[02:50:04] I see what it's you.

[02:50:05] It's gonna drop on their neck.

[02:50:07] Is it gonna go out?

[02:50:11] Right, if you're gonna aerial, make sure you hit the bolt around.

[02:50:14] Cause if you miss, it's gonna go on the counter.

[02:50:16] I see you're passing the bolt to them.

[02:50:18] Yo.

[02:50:19] I'm literally from my Kingsman

[02:50:23] Disgusting I'm not you make me

[02:50:27] I'm the only face it

[02:50:30] You say you were did you still know I did not you did you say you're gonna play defense

[02:50:35] Yeah, I'll play defense. You don't have to bring tell the lady pants. I can easily tell

[02:50:42] The lorries fucking worries go go go go

[02:50:46] you are so big bro I swear to god wait I'm fake saying good goal right I know I'm

[02:50:53] better than you like it's not blaming me at the ball I think like I look you think

[02:51:00] I would beat you want me one let's do it right after you lose the server

[02:51:05] and then we lose yep you're gonna cry about the servers

[02:51:10] What are you playing on NA?

[02:51:12] I don't know, servers aren't that bad.

[02:51:15] Okay, I'll remember that.

[02:51:18] Bro, we're playing on fucking NA right now.

[02:51:20] I've never complained about servers on this game.

[02:51:27] Nice.

[02:51:29] Get it, get it.

[02:51:30] I'm not trying to fucking lose this tournament, bro.

[02:51:32] Please!

[02:51:34] Just play defense here.

[02:51:35] Don't be a dumbass.

[02:51:36] Good player good player. Yeah, I know trust me. I know hit it. I'm

[02:51:47] That's gonna drop on our nap because you've linked it to them. Oh

[02:51:51] You got it bro. What are you just trying to hit the ball with force brown

[02:51:56] Can you hit that you go you know, I'm in there

[02:52:01] Come on guys. It's a little bit more defense run it down

[02:52:03] Yeah, that's a free goal, I don't know if I'm saying anything.

[02:52:07] It's not ego, it's not ego, I'm getting blamed by a player who is not as good as me!

[02:52:12] That's rage mate!

[02:52:14] Jinx, I don't want to be rude or anything.

[02:52:18] Whenever I watch you play those tournaments solo, that hurts my eyes.

[02:52:24] You can talk to me about the tournaments when I was number one in goals and number one in saves and lost in the finals.

[02:52:29] Is that the tournament you're talking about?

[02:52:31] None of the math has ever seen the lobby scary.

[02:52:34] You know what?

[02:52:34] I've seen the lobby scary.

[02:52:35] Here's what we're gonna do.

[02:52:36] Here's what we're gonna do.

[02:52:37] Here's what we're gonna do.

[02:52:38] I'm about to lose my money.

[02:52:40] We're gonna play this tournament.

[02:52:41] When we inevitably lose.

[02:52:43] We're gonna win.

[02:52:44] We're gonna win.

[02:52:46] Here's what we're gonna do.

[02:52:47] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:52:48] Let me talk, let me talk, let me talk, let me talk, let me talk.

[02:52:49] Right.

[02:52:50] For the rest of the tournament,

[02:52:51] I'm not gonna blame you.

[02:52:52] You're not gonna blame me.

[02:52:53] We're just gonna play.

[02:52:54] Then, when we lose,

[02:52:56] we're gonna 1v1,

[02:52:56] and then we're gonna see who's actually better.

[02:52:58] This shit's pissing me off, all in God.

[02:53:00] But Jynxie, what the fuck is this mentality?

[02:53:04] When we-

[02:53:05] Yeah, I'm getting blamed by a player who is literally struggling to make contact with the ball.

[02:53:10] It's not ego.

[02:53:12] I'm getting blamed by a player who's literally can't make contact with the ball consistently.

[02:53:17] He misses the ball 70% of the time.

[02:53:20] Yeah, I'm back on that now.

[02:53:23] Yeah, okay.

[02:53:25] God, I don't know. I don't have any words for this. My own teammate has no trust in me.

[02:53:32] I'm not going to blame you anymore. I will never blame you again.

[02:53:39] Oh listen, what is this song? What is this? A pocketing song?

[02:53:46] By the way, you are not the same. Change that fucking coin.

[02:53:50] See, Chad, this is what I'm talking about.

[02:53:52] Do you see what I'm saying?

[02:53:53] This guy just personally attacks me.

[02:53:55] You see what I'm saying?

[02:53:56] You see what I'm saying, right?

[02:54:00] You guys act like it's Ryan some angel.

[02:54:03] This kid's toxic as fuck.

[02:54:05] And he sucks.

[02:54:06] That's the worst part.

[02:54:07] Ryan is not some positive little angel.

[02:54:10] R6 made me this way.

[02:54:12] R6 made me this way.

[02:54:13] Yeah, alright.

[02:54:14] At least you know you're toxic.

[02:54:15] Alright, we're top 16.

[02:54:16] Ryan, I'm not going to blame you.

[02:54:17] You're not going to blame me.

[02:54:18] me and then once we if we lose we won't be one if we win right okay get a

[02:54:22] celebratory beer okay we get a separate drink I don't I don't do uncle we get a

[02:54:28] celebratory goon so what the fuck is wrong with you what

[02:54:35] dude Ryan let's win the server celebratory I don't want to fight you

[02:54:39] Stop okay, okay, okay you go you go

[02:54:48] We're top 16 this is very vulnerable

[02:54:56] So it's remember you're not gonna play

[02:55:06] I know you play attack

[02:55:09] I'm in good shape. You're actually doing a bit.

[02:55:13] Can you hit this? Okay.

[02:55:15] I have a map. Give me over a minute.

[02:55:19] Beautiful chip, right?

[02:55:21] Okay, you're definitely, like, behind the mic.

[02:55:25] That's, I don't know, the best map.

[02:55:29] Yeah, see how we're not playing, we're playing good.

[02:55:33] It's because you're not the only one here right now.

[02:55:35] Yeah, yeah, we gotta go.

[02:55:38] You're actually being like the decent team here.

[02:55:41] Alright, I'm gonna go to the wall and you stay down.

[02:55:44] Alright, you you you you you you you.

[02:55:48] It's okay, it's okay.

[02:55:51] I'm in the net.

[02:55:52] I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.

[02:55:53] I go.

[02:55:55] Fuck, that's actually...

[02:56:00] Brad, if you're behind me here, like you have to trust that I'm gonna go.

[02:56:04] That's on me. That's on me. I'll take the blame for this one.

[02:56:09] It's not even that though. Just if I'm behind you, I let you go. If you're behind me, I'll let you go.

[02:56:15] You can't go forward if you're behind me.

[02:56:18] I can get those aerials and you can't fail.

[02:56:22] We're at the trust of each other.

[02:56:24] It's good. It's good. It's good.

[02:56:26] You, you, you, you, you, you.

[02:56:29] I need a boost. I need to go back.

[02:56:34] try to come up and press them with me

[02:56:36] press them, press them, press them

[02:56:38] I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying

[02:56:40] okay, okay, you you you, I'm in that a minute

[02:56:42] oh god

[02:56:43] I don't know, it's fine

[02:56:46] I'll go out, press or press

[02:56:48] yeah, I'm behind

[02:56:49] wait, he's doing like air grooves

[02:56:51] what am I witnessing?

[02:56:53] what a save, what a fucking save

[02:56:55] oh my god

[02:56:57] I know bro, I'm down here on my head

[02:56:59] like that

[02:57:04] you like get hit on that

[02:57:16] I was back there, back there, back there

[02:57:19] I don't know how to fucking hit that wall

[02:57:22] just let it go next door

[02:57:24] I got it, I got it

[02:57:26] yeah I always say I got it, I always say you go for it

[02:57:30] say it instantly, like don't say it late

[02:57:32] you go I need it like I'm robust but I'm in that fuck if I'm in that I'm in that

[02:57:40] I gotta go okay go wait

[02:57:47] nice jerk what the fuck was that about that shit okay it's fine it's fine it's

[02:57:56] fine we got to get some office going man this is really good yeah I think we

[02:58:00] have to like

[02:58:05] we need to like attack together real no fucking way

[02:58:20] Yeah, I won't say anything

[02:58:23] anything. We have to go jinx the fuck life defending people have to like attack together.

[02:58:31] Right, hit the ball fucking whack it, whack it. Thank you.

[02:58:38] I don't know, I'd see. You, you, you, you! Line it.

[02:58:44] They're going to mess up, now talk with them.

[02:58:47] fuck you're bopping me my game is lagging

[02:58:54] I need a boost

[02:59:03] it's safe

[02:59:09] I'm going to go let me have it open up yeah it's clear okay use like right on your tail

[02:59:17] okay it's good okay one more goal we have to fucking give one more goal bro they just

[02:59:22] double commit see that I know I know that was fucking horrible it's good okay we have

[02:59:29] one minute for one goal lock in okay lock in I know I know I'll go I'll go I'll go

[02:59:36] Jump late jump late nice that that that

[02:59:41] You go you go

[02:59:52] Like we need to stay on this ball

[02:59:57] I had no booze

[03:00:06] hit it up brad hit it up

[03:00:08] what's happening to my gun

[03:00:10] we've got to fucking hit it like we mean it fuck

[03:00:14] get the son get the son

[03:00:16] get the son

[03:00:17] out of the woods out of the woods

[03:00:18] do you ever have a house

[03:00:20] do you ever have a house

[03:00:22] do you ever have a house

[03:00:25] fuck

[03:00:26] yo

[03:00:27] you've been saying that for the last 20 minutes

[03:00:31] girl girl I'm not gonna say anything

[03:00:33] say anything

[03:00:35] just like that

[03:00:36] you have to score

[03:00:37] you have to score

[03:00:42] hit it hit it hit it

[03:00:44] you can't hit a wall top fan

[03:00:45] oh my god

[03:00:47] what can you do

[03:00:49] yo yo can you shit

[03:00:50] you missed new wall touches

[03:00:51] yo where one of you wanting

[03:00:52] where one of you wanting

[03:00:53] I swear to god I'm so bummed with you

[03:00:57] did you realize how bad this

[03:00:58] ppombe wants you to go for you

[03:01:00] you think so

[03:01:01] you can't hit a wall top

[03:01:02] I'm gonna hit a wall touch, I'm gonna win my second day!

[03:01:07] Well there's the inevitable turn,

[03:01:08] my thoughts as predicted, and now here,

[03:01:10] hey, wait, wait, wait, we're gonna play on NA,

[03:01:12] cause he said servers don't matter,

[03:01:13] I'm gonna win, and he's gonna say let's play on EU,

[03:01:16] and then I'm gonna win on EU,

[03:01:17] and then he's gonna leave the party.

[03:01:19] All right Ryan, all I want after this 1v1

[03:01:20] is an apology for ever blaming me, ever blaming me Ryan.

[03:01:26] What if I win the 1v1 GXC?

[03:01:28] I'll apologize to you, same deal.

[03:01:31] I jinxed it, I'm gonna be honest, bro.

[03:01:34] Your dead ass is like the worst teammate

[03:01:36] I've ever had in my life.

[03:01:38] All right, back, let's go home.

[03:01:38] You just keep yelling in my ear.

[03:01:40] Like, I don't know how.

[03:01:41] I didn't yell in your ear until there was 19 seconds left.

[03:01:44] That's cap.

[03:01:45] I yelled in your ear when the game was over.

[03:01:47] So that's cap!

[03:01:48] That's fucking cap!

[03:01:50] I literally heard a jinx, man!

[03:01:53] All right, bro.

[03:01:54] You just said that's not a problem, right?

[03:01:55] Remember?

[03:01:57] No, no, they're not.

[03:01:58] And if they're on me, I need it.

[03:01:59] I'm gonna fucking spot my glory.

[03:02:00] I'm gonna get blinded.

[03:02:01] not a problem don't worry yeah you're trying to like or afar

[03:02:09] fuck out here keep talking checker keep the same amount as you go

[03:02:14] please got you the same under here

[03:02:19] check you you chipped me what do you mean

[03:02:25] dunked on but you chipped me

[03:02:31] And as you guys overcommit, I have many more to come.

[03:02:34] See, this is what it's like when you're not on my team.

[03:02:37] No, no, no, no!

[03:02:38] Because when you're on my team, when you're on my team, you overcommit!

[03:02:41] Like every other fucking dog shit teammate I've ever had!

[03:02:46] I'm tired of this!

[03:02:47] You see, I'm tired of this!

[03:02:48] I'm overcommitting, I'm going to attack.

[03:02:50] You're gonna lose my nine!

[03:02:52] You're playing nine!

[03:02:54] Because you're playing behind, okay?

[03:02:56] That's the reason I'm overcommitting.

[03:02:57] No, no, no, I play behind because all of my teammates overcommit.

[03:03:01] It's the chicken versus the egg!

[03:03:03] That's what I-

[03:03:04] Fuck out of here.

[03:03:05] Wait, um, hello?

[03:03:07] Are you still here? Hello?

[03:03:09] No, he kicks me.

[03:03:11] No.

[03:03:13] Are you sort of already like a Jew like you see?

[03:03:16] Okay.

[03:03:17] Marvin, uh, tell them four minutes.

[03:03:19] So they will cry, baby.

[03:03:20] Okay?

[03:03:21] So fucking talk to me.

[03:03:27] Holy fuck, girl.

[03:03:28] the game just started bro take it down I'm leaving a boost like what am I

[03:03:33] like I don't fucking know what you should do is probably get boots I don't

[03:03:38] know that's what you said I'm cool you just have a lucky fucking 50 in a

[03:03:42] in a kickoff oh here's the first go tenor's the first coat but I'm a bad

[03:03:47] teammate yeah even though I have this guy on my fucking team you ever have

[03:03:51] That's fine, that's fine.

[03:04:17] Thanks for the ball.

[03:04:19] open that

[03:04:24] oh my god

[03:04:25] i'm just wasting my time

[03:04:26] actually no it's fine

[03:04:28] you are fucking oracle also

[03:04:30] that situation is always so cool for me it's fine

[03:04:43] don't get bamboozled

[03:04:44] oh my god you are so lucky

[03:04:46] You are so lucky I hit the I'm hitting the ball so ass here. I'm lucky you're ass

[03:04:50] Wait, what does that even mean? Why does it like?

[03:04:53] What does that even mean? You're lucky. I'm hitting the ball ass. So I'm lucky you're ass

[03:04:59] Ingles

[03:05:16] He wins every fucking 50 you really think you're squaring up

[03:05:24] I'm gonna stop talking for like the entire time I'm gonna stop talking

[03:05:54] so what is the excuse gonna be man what is it gonna be cuz I sold you I'm a bad

[03:06:01] teammate I'm a bad teammate but I'm winning

[03:06:05] save that what do you mean save that

[03:06:11] save that save that oh actually wait thanks for this is thanks for the finish

[03:06:27] yo Jixi thanks for the finish buddy let me see this again those not going in it

[03:06:35] was not going to oh my god you are so bad

[03:06:50] not going for it buddy all right well I have a one goal lead so you have to go

[03:06:53] forward because I'm not doing anything okay I'm fine with that I'll like slowly

[03:07:01] pressure you see I'm forcing it to do something oh my god that was really close

[03:07:13] Oh

[03:07:18] Wait, it's okay. He's he's not it isn't it?

[03:07:35] Oh my god, Wade you are warble

[03:08:13] There's the exit, Jixi.

[03:08:15] I don't understand what you want.

[03:08:17] That's okay, that's okay.

[03:08:19] Put on the past, you man!

[03:08:20] It's okay.

[03:08:21] Put on the past, you man!

[03:08:22] That's okay.

[03:08:23] Put on the past, you man!

[03:08:24] That's okay, it's okay, bro.

[03:08:25] It's okay.

[03:08:26] You know, GG, Jixi.

[03:08:27] Um, 1v1s, you gotta represent the other game modes in any way.

[03:08:32] Wait, Ryan.

[03:08:33] That's like the most, okay.

[03:08:34] Let me know when you're done.

[03:08:35] Uses a game mode?

[03:08:36] It's whatever.

[03:08:37] You beat me, you're better than 1v1s.

[03:08:38] It's fine.

[03:08:39] I'm just so like so much better than you like actual ugly

[03:08:45] Okay, I hope you know that which like a side of the prize with your coat. I mean what is this?

[03:08:52] So what was the point of me wanting to blame it on one be one skill?

[03:08:56] What was the point?

[03:08:59] That's fine. You need to like one goal, but if you're gonna blame it on it's like a what's the point of money?

[03:09:05] I have my shot. I don't really think it's a fluke

[03:09:09] If anything that could have got worse

[03:09:20] That's a good game

[03:09:25] Have fun here one UI with Marlin, okay? Have fun getting fucking shit on me, okay?

[03:09:30] But right, DT, like, I don't know why you're so mad. You said I'm a bad teammate, you know?

[03:09:35] I'm not mad. I'm not mad at all. I'm not mad at all.

[03:09:38] you're just you play one once way more than me and you you're like I knew there

[03:09:42] was a big chance you're a winner so what wait a minute you want my one goal it's

[03:09:46] what was it's whatever wait right what was the point of 1v1 if you're gonna

[03:09:50] fall back on the excuse that I'm better at 1v1 what was the point um you're so

[03:09:55] JC you just got a rage baited like so hard I just want you to like realize that

[03:10:00] okay you fell for my rage bait I'm not raging right now fell for the trap oh

[03:10:05] Oh, you rage buddy you fucking rage again

[03:10:12] And it's what I fuck

[03:10:15] I don't know me saying

[03:10:17] So chat first off. Let me get this straight

[03:10:20] Cuz like as soon as I like talk shit to someone somebody says Al ego chat

[03:10:25] Let me like explain this in the most beautiful

[03:10:29] Articulate way ever. I know I'm shit at the game

[03:10:32] When I have a teammate who, because I understand video games, when I have a teammate who's

[03:10:37] missing the ball 11 times and then blaming it on me, I lose my mind.

[03:10:41] Because in reality, they're the one with the ego.

[03:10:44] So what happens every time?

[03:10:46] Every time I've won V1 to one of my teammates that have blamed me, every time I've won.

[03:10:49] I've never lost.

[03:10:50] I'm not 4-0.

[03:10:51] So yeah, like I know I'm shit, I also know my teammate is shit.

[03:10:58] when my teammates missing the ball and then blaming me,

[03:11:01] I know I'm better than it.

[03:11:03] All right, let me call Marlon.

[03:11:04] Marlon said 10 minutes, 10 minutes?

[03:11:07] All right, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.

[03:11:08] I'm gonna play a ranked game.

[03:11:10] Time to go pee and then we're gonna play Marlon.

[03:11:28] Thank you.

[03:12:28] All right, chat.

[03:12:52] Let's lock in.

[03:12:55] You know, it's not an ego.

[03:12:57] It's not an ego, bro. It's really not.

[03:13:01] I'm in a low rank, which means I'm shit at the game.

[03:13:04] And it means my teammates that are also in the rank are shit at the game as well.

[03:13:08] When I have a teammate who is deliberately whipping every ball and missed two wall touches in a row,

[03:13:13] and then proceeding to blame me, then we're going to 1v1.

[03:13:17] And there, I've never lost. When I know I'm better than someone and I 1v1, I still never lost.

[03:13:25] Join Emiliano. No!

[03:13:32] Okay, we're gonna play more than five minutes. Play more than five minutes.

[03:13:42] Play more than five minutes.

[03:13:50] You're a 1v1 merchant.

[03:13:55] teammate's afk

[03:13:57] oh why would you play ranked?

[03:13:59] if you're gonna be fucking ASK

[03:14:01] I can't play this shit

[03:14:03] I can't play this shit

[03:14:05] why would you play ranked?

[03:14:07] if you're gonna be ASK

[03:14:09] thank you

[03:14:11] thank god

[03:14:25] I'm going to go back to the base.

[03:14:47] Open that.

[03:14:48] One of them is AFK.

[03:15:18] One of them is AFK, chat.

[03:15:22] Chat, who's winning a FIFA? Me or Marvin? I never see it in play. I'm gonna be honest. I never see it in play.

[03:15:48] No, that's on me!

[03:16:11] Oh!

[03:16:12] What the fuck am I doing?

[03:16:17] No, I'm actually terrible. That was terrible. No, that was terrible

[03:16:23] Hi guys one second to life. Oh

[03:16:27] No, it isn't it's it's sorry we're playing Marlon right after this game

[03:16:47] Hit him with my ass!

[03:17:00] Hahaha!

[03:17:01] Yes daddy!

[03:17:02] That hit him with my ass y'all!

[03:17:04] Over the middle!

[03:17:06] Got it!

[03:17:07] Hahaha!

[03:17:08] Like, okay, now this is gonna be a hot take, but this is my teammates fault.

[03:17:34] I was in such an awkward position. Look.

[03:17:42] Hot take. Like, that's a ball knowledge. General, that is ball knowledge.

[03:17:56] That is ball knowledge. Move, move, move. So that is ball knowledge.

[03:18:00] He heard him.

[03:18:07] Let's go, Splash!

[03:18:09] Splash!

[03:18:10] Splash!

[03:18:11] Let's fucking go, guys!

[03:18:14] Swim this game.

[03:18:16] Marlon, ready?

[03:18:18] Alright, it's out of one minute.

[03:18:20] Jack, tell them I said discord in one minute.

[03:18:22] One minute.

[03:18:23] One minute and fifty seconds.

[03:18:25] One minute and fifty.

[03:18:27] I'm excited for this

[03:18:47] It's bro drinking out no sparkling water

[03:18:57] of

[03:19:25] Get back at us.

[03:19:34] Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!

[03:19:36] Why?!

[03:19:38] Fake him, take the boost, demo.

[03:19:41] Bro, he actually hurdles the demo every time.

[03:19:44] He hurdles the demo every time.

[03:19:55] He missed, he missed, he missed, he missed!

[03:20:25] You know what? I'm just gonna not say anything. You know what? Let's watch the replay. Let's

[03:20:47] Watch the replay. I'm not even gonna say anything.

[03:20:57] Yeah, this game is actually insane. I gotta get the fuck out of Flash.

[03:21:01] I mean, I gotta grind to get Diamond. I'm about to lose my mind.

[03:21:05] I just don't miss those slow rollers. I don't know how everyone struggles with those slow rollers in Golden Plat.

[03:21:11] How does every human being in Gold Slash Plat just struggle with slow rolling balls that enter the boat?

[03:21:15] enter the ball it's like brother just jump flip jump flip why are you arioling

[03:21:20] the balls two feet in the air are you brain dead

[03:21:25] I try to call them are we have them are they on discord

[03:21:30] you're protecting your discord dude, no we just, we were not among us thing that's it.

[03:21:59] Yeah, chat this guy is in over his head chat this guy is in over his head dude

[03:22:10] this is gonna be bad chat this is gonna be bad chat I don't lose people y'all chat chat

[03:22:21] like I only lost the speed cuz I'm I beat the shit out of veggie I beat him with

[03:22:27] How much speed did we wage?

[03:22:38] We tied one and then I started lagging the second and third game.

[03:22:41] Chaps gonna say cap, but I literally lagged the second and third game.

[03:22:46] Me and speed is very even skills.

[03:22:49] It's not a big difference.

[03:22:50] All right, bro.

[03:22:51] I added you.

[03:22:52] All right, bro, I added you I'm gonna call you on discord dude

[03:22:59] Yeah, this guy is in over this hat

[03:23:02] Chat remember when remember this when I say this before I joined this call

[03:23:06] This is a guy that is in over his head chat. I'm not some normal ass FIFA guy, bro

[03:23:11] I was div too last year and this year. I'm gonna get div one chat. I'm not some normal like FIFA guy

[03:23:18] Do you know what I'm saying?

[03:23:20] This is not like I'm not some normal thief I got I was dead too last year y'all

[03:23:30] You lost the speed yes, but would I have lost the speed if I was lagging now that is the question

[03:23:36] That is a question

[03:23:38] What did I have lost the speed if I was lagging?

[03:23:42] If I wasn't lagging

[03:23:50] Bro, how do I call Marvin in here?

[03:23:54] How do I do? I'm mad?

[03:23:56] Jack, would I have lost the speed if I wasn't lagging?

[03:24:04] Yes, what do you mean yes?

[03:24:08] So what do you mean yes? How about that? Come on, come on, come on. Wait your time!

[03:24:20] Bro, he's gotta accept it. What the fuck is he doing, bro?

[03:24:25] I didn't get it.

[03:24:34] Bro, yo yo there he is, there he is. Yo Marlon!

[03:24:37] Yo, yo!

[03:24:38] Alright, bro. So, what happened, bro? Why do you think you're good at FIFA now?

[03:24:43] What do you mean, brother? Okay, I'll explain to you.

[03:24:45] You gotta understand, I've been playing FIFA Montaile.

[03:24:48] Entirely like okay

[03:24:50] But there's no creators that play FIFA out here in the States only the UK. So now that I find out you see play. It's all it's over

[03:24:57] So I'll suck you up anything. So, bro. Let me say this bro. May I have the form?

[03:25:02] It's sure. Yeah, you take the floor Marlon

[03:25:05] Yeah, you might be better looking than me. You might be taller than me. You might even have a larger penis

[03:25:11] You might have more sex than me. You probably do

[03:25:14] Marlon, okay

[03:25:15] I'm the 2023 gamer of the year, buddy.

[03:25:19] Like, Marlon, I'm going to bend you over a table, dude.

[03:25:23] Marlon, I spent my entire life playing video games, bro.

[03:25:27] You spent your entire life working out those levels to this.

[03:25:30] It's not the same shit.

[03:25:32] I spent my entire life playing football.

[03:25:34] You call this soccer, bitch.

[03:25:36] I call this football.

[03:25:37] I know real football.

[03:25:38] Even if it's for a game, if it's my lefty, right foot, whatever,

[03:25:41] this top, this top corner, I'll do whatever.

[03:25:44] both on the court and in the game.

[03:25:46] Do you understand that?

[03:25:47] Do you understand that?

[03:25:49] Okay, I'll tell you.

[03:25:50] I will walk you like a dog, okay?

[03:25:51] I'll walk you like a dog.

[03:25:52] Okay, so before we even get in this game,

[03:25:54] what is the punishment?

[03:25:55] Cause we gotta do a punishment.

[03:25:57] Okay, let's talk you crazy as shit, bro.

[03:26:00] Okay, okay, what's the punishment?

[03:26:01] Chad, start typing punishments.

[03:26:03] Yo, what if you shake your eyebrows off, Martin?

[03:26:05] Are you fucking serious?

[03:26:08] Are you serious?

[03:26:08] I'm not sure Martin was like fuck no, no chance.

[03:26:10] No chance.

[03:26:11] No chance.

[03:26:12] Dude, I did it, it's not that bad.

[03:26:13] You got him back with I think it's not that bad. Okay. Yeah, let me tell you this

[03:26:16] It's not that bad. We don't got a walker fucking Burberry

[03:26:19] We even got a walker fucking polo right flowing. That's when he's back. Yeah, but bro. Think about it, bro

[03:26:24] Most models have no eyebrows and no hair

[03:26:27] really, I

[03:26:29] Think I just make sure about that bro. Marlin Marlin. All right, bro. How do I get you in the game, bro first?

[03:26:34] Let me get you in the game. Okay. Yeah

[03:26:36] How do I have oh, yeah, what's your yeah connect? What's your yeah connect?

[03:26:39] I'm not on my counts. I gotta check real quick one second one second one second one second

[03:26:43] Yeah, I'm telling you bro. If you bet a single channel point on Marlin you are fucking delusional

[03:26:48] Dude

[03:26:49] Wait, what's your chat scene? Like your chat thinks you know like you don't win or no

[03:26:52] I must get a prediction. They're saying I'm gonna lose though, I think. They're saying I'm gonna get shit on

[03:26:58] Nice nice nice

[03:27:00] How long have you been playing for? Wait, I mean I'm gonna take you his shit jungle. It's, it's the disorder

[03:27:06] So there's three FIFA's in my life that I grinded, all right?

[03:27:10] I grinded FIFA 14, I grinded FIFA 23.

[03:27:14] I played a little bit last year and I was div too.

[03:27:18] And this year I just started playing like a week ago.

[03:27:22] I'm not going to lie, if you play FIFA 14, that's tough.

[03:27:26] Those are the three FIFA's I grinded.

[03:27:28] FIFA 14 was like the best FIFA ever.

[03:27:30] Want to do best of three, by the way, best of three?

[03:27:34] Yeah, that's three. That's three. That's three.

[03:27:36] All right.

[03:27:37] Bad, bad.

[03:27:38] Wait, who three or best up three?

[03:27:40] It's the first one to win two games, basically.

[03:27:42] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:27:43] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:27:45] If you know, Jack, people 16 was actually the best few ever.

[03:27:47] I'm gonna give you the butt.

[03:27:48] It really was, bro.

[03:27:49] It's not peanut butter.

[03:27:50] Marta, do you know your EA, your EA thing?

[03:27:52] I sent it to you.

[03:27:53] Wait, are you tax-efficient?

[03:27:54] No, I haven't.

[03:27:55] Yeah.

[03:27:56] It's not my account, so check if that works.

[03:27:58] Oh, okay, okay, okay.

[03:28:01] This should work for sure.

[03:28:03] Okay, okay.

[03:28:04] I'm nervous. Are you there? Oh, no, I'm a gamer, bro. Like you're not gonna win. Yeah. Yeah, I would have each been but I lagged. I lagged my shit out, bro. So why? Why so much has seen it? You're like, oh, I don't see it. You were literally a gigantic box in the center of the screen. That's how I was lagging.

[03:28:31] Everyone that said lag is capping.

[03:28:33] I added you, Martyn.

[03:28:35] Oh yeah.

[03:28:37] Wait, which one is it?

[03:28:39] So Martyn, we gotta do that lock-in stream, bro.

[03:28:41] I just gotta get my hair back. Give me like six months.

[03:28:43] Brother, I don't got no fucking six months.

[03:28:47] Bro, but I have no eyebrows right now, Martyn.

[03:28:49] Martyn, how are we gonna do a lock-in stream

[03:28:51] if I don't have fucking eyebrows?

[03:28:53] It's not possible right now, dude.

[03:28:55] Wait, Junko, which one is it? I just got like three out of it.

[03:28:57] God, those fake ones.

[03:28:59] It's it's um wait chat. What is it? Oh, yeah, the real JC the real JC the real JC that one

[03:29:05] What do you fucking say your name?

[03:29:08] No, that's what it is. That's what it is

[03:29:10] Why haven't got no it's the real JC

[03:29:14] Maybe it's evo junko evo junko. Yes. That's where it is. That's my bad. Oh my god. I see you. I see you

[03:29:22] Bro, don't get nervous when we get in bro. No, I'm chillin. I'm too nervous dude. No, listen. I got a question

[03:29:29] I'm not gonna lie. I think there should be some talks about some teams that we cannot play with

[03:29:32] I'm gonna see you're the first guy that said that and that's why I respect you. Yeah, no Madrid

[03:29:37] Madrid is broken that team is fucking broken. They have 91 attack wait Morris. Hold up

[03:29:43] Before we do anything, bro. I need to like actually like you need to pass the test

[03:29:49] Okay

[03:29:51] Messier runoff messy, bro. Okay. That's my question. Are you two?

[03:29:55] Yeah, it's messy and bro, it's not even close. It's not even close. No, it's not even close statistically, bro

[03:30:02] It's not even close bro. Wait, what the fuck is going on my game dude chat. Why is it like this?

[03:30:07] What a fuck is it like this? What is Alice Vence guy? Is that a Sweden League? Yes, I spent it's gone

[03:30:14] Wait, Martin, how many years did you grow up in Sweden?

[03:30:17] I moved here a year ago. So literally all my life

[03:30:20] what? Can you speak Swedish? How do you say Jinxie's gonna beat me in FIFA? Jinxie

[03:30:30] come absolut ente beat me FIFA alles. I kom åt ernskommar i nähetten. Chad I feel like

[03:30:36] he said something else. No I feel like he said something else. Chad I feel like he said something else.

[03:30:41] I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said.

[03:30:45] What did he say?

[03:30:47] What did he say?

[03:30:49] I didn't say anything.

[03:30:52] Yo, Chet, Chet, let's just see if I restart my game or no,

[03:30:54] because I'm not going to know what's going on.

[03:30:58] Bro, what's happening?

[03:30:58] Are you going to leave little FIFA right now?

[03:31:01] Yeah.

[03:31:02] You're such a fun.

[03:31:03] You know what you are?

[03:31:04] You're a bad player.

[03:31:05] Chet, hey, let's check out the LaLiga teams, bro.

[03:31:07] All right, you have the greatest club of all time,

[03:31:09] Gatafe

[03:31:11] Garona I got I got him starting to love on tape

[03:31:15] Ovidio

[03:31:16] Levante right over yet carmen

[03:31:20] Espanyol, Mallorca

[03:31:22] Rear bethys. I like that. I like that. We were out. We're out. What happened?

[03:31:32] Did you just lose by the way home? I believe it. I just wanted I just won

[03:31:36] You sure? Yes, I just won. It was a game winner. It was an absolute screamer.

[03:31:42] A screamer? So wait, what is your ball? I'm gonna test your ball and all that you do.

[03:31:48] So what is the greatest Premier League club of all time?

[03:31:52] Manchester United. By far. And I'm all smoking. I'm saying that.

[03:31:58] Are you smoking weed? I'm not smoking. No crack. I'm not smoking.

[03:32:02] No, yeah, we're in the club by the end of Liverpool. So you oh my god, you know, he's a fucking new people

[03:32:08] So you think you never pull is the greatest the Premier League ever everybody way in terms of what aura or trophies

[03:32:14] I'm talking about everything involved. Who is the biggest best club ever in Premier League?

[03:32:18] Oh, the best club ever like with the best fan base Liverpool. Well, Barça then Liverpool

[03:32:24] Nice, boss isn't coming to eat nice, bro. Not yet. Nice. No, I know but you said

[03:32:28] That's club ever so the bar stuff that's club ever fan base and then number two Liverpool

[03:32:35] Wow, you are

[03:32:37] Wow, that's me that that's me that now. I'm gonna thank you now. I'm really gonna thank you

[03:32:40] Yeah, what team are you using? I got to forget it. I'm not so you wait you go bar so no

[03:32:47] So I'm just gonna go bar set and Liverpool or I'll go never put on bar side. It's kind of up to you

[03:32:58] way more than are you in the game are you in the game yeah I mean I mean I mean

[03:33:04] the fuck is going on my game don't like seriously don't oh I invited you Marta

[03:33:09] I'm out of here buddy robot like no but like seriously let's go like let's go um

[03:33:15] why do you think Manchester United is a better club than Liverpool um okay I'll

[03:33:20] say right now any reason oh yeah it's right throughout history way way more

[03:33:26] also old Trafford also on top of that bro went to way more champions leagues also on top of that had probably one of the greatest

[03:33:32] teams ever when I was there 28 27 also the 2010 team

[03:33:36] yeah

[03:33:37] simple bro

[03:33:38] okay

[03:33:39] have you heard of Mo Salah

[03:33:41] have you heard of Virgil Van Diff

[03:33:44] have you heard of Stephen Chiarra

[03:33:46] like bro

[03:33:47] I play not Virgil I play not Virgil

[03:33:49] okay

[03:33:50] I play exactly Virgil by the way

[03:33:51] okay are you in are you in are you in

[03:33:53] wait how am I not in yet

[03:33:54] what the fuck is going on

[03:33:55] bro it sets you like in but move around move around your teams I can't I'm not

[03:34:00] even in the thing yet look bro I hear fuck that which team would you rather

[03:34:05] manage right now Liverpool United right now Liverpool of course thank you thank

[03:34:11] you bro no you can't it's about the future it's about the future

[03:34:15] bro chat Liverpool is a team of the future Manchester United is a team of

[03:34:19] to pass let's be honest don't come up a lot I can't walk why can I not get in

[03:34:24] bro I don't know it's set we it says you're in my party I'm going look at my

[03:34:29] channel look at my shit

[03:34:36] bro it says you're in my party wait maybe you try to invite me I mean your

[03:34:40] NA right your NA service yeah never pulls six by the way yeah that's cool

[03:34:46] who won the prem last year also the reason why Liverpool is, wait actually I don't think

[03:34:53] fifth, but the reason why Liverpool is six or fifth is because they have a new title

[03:34:56] bro and they're adjusting to Canada.

[03:34:57] Bro why is someone so dumb that I try to invite you?

[03:35:02] Yeah and also Liverpool does have the best fans.

[03:35:04] Yeah you could have invited me, you could have invited me.

[03:35:06] Liverpool has the best fans at the prem dude.

[03:35:10] Six minutes, six minutes halves, yeah.

[03:35:14] Yeah, you could do six minutes or seven minutes.

[03:35:16] What, how long, how long do you want this to be, bro?

[03:35:19] Remember, Martin, this is not going to be some fun,

[03:35:21] giggly, fun night.

[03:35:23] Right now we're chatting.

[03:35:24] When the game starts, I'm going to start fucking my desk.

[03:35:27] You're not going to win, bro.

[03:35:29] You're not going to win.

[03:35:30] Oh, OK, OK, let's, OK, let's hear it right now.

[03:35:32] So you're a gamer.

[03:35:33] You're a full gamer.

[03:35:33] You think you're going to be me, right?

[03:35:34] Brother, I'm not a gamer.

[03:35:36] I'm the 2023 gamer of the year.

[03:35:38] And Chad's going to say I'm dragging it.

[03:35:40] Yes, I'm dragging it.

[03:35:41] I'll drag that shit till I'm dead.

[03:35:44] Yes, I'm the 2023 gamer here.

[03:35:46] Martin, I'm a real gamer.

[03:35:48] Like Martin, like I said, bro,

[03:35:51] you might look better than me, bro,

[03:35:52] but dude, I'm in these games, bro.

[03:35:54] You might work out more.

[03:35:56] You might be taller than me.

[03:35:57] You might be more handsome than me,

[03:35:58] but Martin, like I'm a gamer, bro.

[03:36:00] Like you know what I'm saying?

[03:36:01] It's different.

[03:36:02] All right, all right.

[03:36:03] So you go PSG, I go Liverpool.

[03:36:05] Let's go.

[03:36:06] I'll get back.

[03:36:07] PSG Liverpool, let's do it, let's do it.

[03:36:09] PSG's kind of broken because they have Dazz.

[03:36:11] No, no, no, no, no.

[03:36:12] I don't do that, don't do that, don't do that.

[03:36:13] He ended up, he's like, excuse us, excuse us,

[03:36:16] I'll be honest, already excuse us.

[03:36:17] Yeah, another boy is kind of broken,

[03:36:19] or not, PSG, bro.

[03:36:23] Jack Nation's predictions.

[03:36:24] Yo, you know, wait, Marble,

[03:36:26] I'm gonna test your ball knowledge again.

[03:36:28] Who is the player that won PSG Champions League?

[03:36:31] You should know this.

[03:36:32] Gimbele, stop playing me.

[03:36:34] That is not why they won Champions League.

[03:36:36] Nuno Mendez is why they won Champions League, buddy.

[03:36:39] I was not.

[03:36:39] Yeah, it was Nuno Mendez.

[03:36:41] No, no, man. That's one of them to check check watch the footage watch the footage. It was do November

[03:36:47] Fucking yeah, bro. Seriously look

[03:36:50] Yo check we all agreed on right or no. All right, so you have them belly dance and who else check who else is yeah?

[03:36:57] Wait, we need a punishment. We need a punishment. Yeah, what's funny? What's funny? What's funny?

[03:37:02] Okay, I mean, bro, we could do gifted subs or we can spice it up or we can spice it up

[03:37:07] I'll cover I'll cover I'm confident I'm very confident

[03:37:17] I've never seen you play so I actually

[03:37:22] Okay, I'm not fucking oil enough. No one's gonna know check somebody said loser does next dream in a phone. What do you think?

[03:37:29] Oh my god.

[03:37:30] Fair.

[03:37:31] Let's do it.

[03:37:32] Fuck it.

[03:37:33] Let's do it.

[03:37:34] Wait, wait, wait.

[03:37:35] No, no, no.

[03:37:36] Say you swear to god.

[03:37:37] I swear to god.

[03:37:38] We're not, I'm not going to say anything.

[03:37:39] I'm not going to say anything.

[03:37:40] You were doing just nothing.

[03:37:43] Like shirtless just a phone.

[03:37:45] You would get fucking banned, bud.

[03:37:47] Okay, you're right.

[03:37:49] Yeah, your wiener would be sticking out.

[03:37:50] All right, forget about that one.

[03:37:52] Jack, forget about that one.

[03:37:54] Gots.

[03:37:55] Okay.

[03:37:56] We need a better one.

[03:37:57] Yeah, what can we do?

[03:37:58] What can we do? What can we do?

[03:38:04] Martin would you shake your head and bolt?

[03:38:06] Fuckin' no.

[03:38:08] Speed on stream.

[03:38:10] One night with me.

[03:38:12] No, David. Ewww.

[03:38:14] Nobody wants a night with you, David.

[03:38:16] No, nobody's leaking numbers.

[03:38:18] Made outfit. That's not bad.

[03:38:20] I don't sleep in a made outfit.

[03:38:22] I sleep in a made outfit.

[03:38:24] Would you sleep in a made outfit if you lose?

[03:38:26] Yeah, like you're not open has to be your next street. Yes, and actually I'll shoot me up. Okay, you're next to me

[03:38:32] See the man out there. All right, take on it. Take on it. All right, take on it

[03:38:35] Like I'll get it made up it tomorrow. Yes me too. All right, let's go

[03:38:41] At the TK. Yo, what the fuck is wrong with my game? Yo, I'm not gonna do I can't make any changes

[03:38:47] Let's make it change but I can't even make changes bro. I don't need changes, buddy

[03:38:51] Wait, what's you gonna make? Oh?

[03:38:53] are you gonna make?

[03:38:55] Whoa, chat chat.

[03:38:57] What changes are you gonna make?

[03:38:59] No, nothing. Let's just put it again.

[03:39:01] Fuck it, chat.

[03:39:03] Chat, best plan of the game.

[03:39:05] Ekatike, Verkz, Gatpo, Mo, McAllister,

[03:39:07] like, do y'all see this team?

[03:39:09] No.

[03:39:11] No, sit on the track.

[03:39:13] So, listen, the loser

[03:39:15] tomorrow is streaming in the main office.

[03:39:17] Alright, alright, take the right out.

[03:39:19] Let's run! Fuck you, run!

[03:39:21] tonight fucking shit you're gonna lose this game up

[03:39:27] Run it run it run it

[03:39:32] Yeah, I'll put it in second half first half is

[03:39:40] I'm Derek right

[03:39:51] HAHAHAHAHAHA

[03:39:53] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[03:39:57] I'M FROM EURO

[03:39:58] I DO THIS

[03:40:00] I FUCKING DO THIS

[03:40:03] Okay

[03:40:04] That was probably the worst start of my journey

[03:40:06] But his movement was really good

[03:40:07] But he kept drowning some of the good spice in the box

[03:40:09] In the massive lungs

[03:40:10] Look at your tapets

[03:40:12] I'm down with my tapets

[03:40:13] Bro, they are really no tapets though

[03:40:15] Okay

[03:40:16] I keep ticking

[03:40:17] I keep ticking

[03:40:18] And I will tap jazz

[03:40:19] I keep ticking

[03:40:21] Oh

[03:40:44] Sloppy sloppy

[03:40:46] Sloppy I got lucky. I got lucky

[03:40:49] sloppy

[03:40:50] God, this club is so beautiful.

[03:40:53] Look at this line-up.

[03:40:54] Got club.

[03:40:55] Look at you absolutely glancing.

[03:40:57] Look at that.

[03:40:58] It's the best club in England, baby.

[03:40:59] I don't know what you want me to say.

[03:41:00] Arsenal is the best club in England, baby.

[03:41:02] Son, best club at bothering the league, dude.

[03:41:05] Wait till the league's over, bro.

[03:41:07] Arsenal's gonna get second.

[03:41:08] Joe Artneves.

[03:41:10] Joe Artneves.

[03:41:12] Victoria.

[03:41:13] Victoria.

[03:41:14] PSG pushing forward with options available.

[03:41:16] Jack, look at what's stacked in the world.

[03:41:17] Ah, back pass.

[03:41:18] More lock-ins.

[03:41:19] That's all I need to tactics that's all I need to tactics that

[03:41:49] This guy is the Irving Heart on the FIFA.

[03:41:54] I'm not even kidding.

[03:41:55] Wait, this is bad.

[03:41:56] How do you look at this guy?

[03:41:59] Yo, listen.

[03:42:00] When you get to Division I, you get more sweat.

[03:42:02] I'm a sweaty player, man.

[03:42:03] With a book.

[03:42:04] I shall lock in defense.

[03:42:07] Yes.

[03:42:08] I shall lock in defense.

[03:42:11] Lock in defense.

[03:42:12] Lock in defense.

[03:42:13] Lock in defense.

[03:42:14] Mo.

[03:42:15] Mo Sara?

[03:42:16] Mo Sara.

[03:42:17] Wow, that's sloppy.

[03:42:18] Wow, that's not the word.

[03:42:20] Mo Salla?

[03:42:22] But they got nothing else of it.

[03:42:24] Come through, come through the middle, come through the middle.

[03:42:26] Oh my god, risky play.

[03:42:27] Oh my god, risky play, but he's through.

[03:42:28] You know the man?

[03:42:32] Ah, that plays more.

[03:42:34] Fuck, look at his defense.

[03:42:35] It's so open.

[03:42:36] It's busted open like Mia Khalifa.

[03:42:38] Fuck.

[03:42:41] Alexi.

[03:42:42] Come see.

[03:42:42] I

[03:44:12] I got full?

[03:44:14] Yeah full.

[03:44:16] There's not a single bad player on the scene.

[03:44:18] There's not a single bad player on the scene.

[03:44:20] I'm feeling out right now. I'm feeling out.

[03:44:22] I'm feeling out. I'm feeling out.

[03:44:24] You're holding up.

[03:44:26] I'm feeling out. I'm feeling out.

[03:44:28] There's not a single bad player on the scene.

[03:44:30] It's the most impressive lineup I've ever seen.

[03:44:32] Wow. You are fucking crazy.

[03:44:34] Bro, it's just real.

[03:44:36] The best team in England.

[03:44:38] There's not a single bad player.

[03:44:42] There's no levels to this shit. There's no levels! There's no fucking level! Enough, dude! Enough!

[03:44:53] That's IQ! IQ right there!

[03:45:01] Here's the Tom, and now it's time to lock it on these things. Now's the time. Now's the fucking time.

[03:45:05] It's so open. It's so open. It gets me pissed.

[03:45:15] That's such bullshit. That's such bullshit. Such bullshit.

[03:45:29] Come on! Come on, dude!

[03:45:31] You suck, dude!

[03:45:33] You went off pins now, nice.

[03:45:35] Slimey has defense, dude.

[03:45:37] Stay down the middle. Nice, bro. Nice, bro.

[03:45:39] Nice.

[03:45:41] We actually got a ball game here.

[03:45:43] Holy fuck. We got a ball game.

[03:45:45] Nex.

[03:45:47] Nex.

[03:45:49] Nex.

[03:45:51] Nex.

[03:45:53] Nex.

[03:45:55] Nex.

[03:45:57] now where's the penetration

[03:46:03] Vito Ferreira

[03:46:07] watch out

[03:46:13] watch how open the lane is boys

[03:46:17] watch how open the lane is bro

[03:46:51] What?

[03:46:53] What happened?

[03:46:55] Fall first, always.

[03:46:57] Florian?

[03:46:59] Florian?

[03:47:01] Hugo Ekateke.

[03:47:03] What is this defense? Why is my shit so fucking open? I don't understand.

[03:47:07] It's busted open, seriously.

[03:47:09] You're not that good of a player, dude.

[03:47:11] You're not that good of a player, dude.

[03:47:13] Alright, this card is broken. I'm not going to play.

[03:47:15] Very effective, boss.

[03:47:17] Let me get the level!

[03:47:19] You're putting on that fucking made-out thing and you fucking freedom up for a second you're actually better than I thought

[03:47:30] Wow, I'm still gonna win I think I think stay locked I stay locked it's all deep inside it's all deep things

[03:47:39] We all need to leave small leaders right now

[03:47:50] Wow wow you are a swear wow

[03:47:53] Oh

[03:48:06] Bro, you cannot change dude, what do you mean cannot I don't change shit? I just go in I go in wrong

[03:48:23] Of course, of course.

[03:48:24] I just mean like, I just mean the bullshit,

[03:48:26] like the weird shit.

[03:48:27] The usual weird shit.

[03:48:28] The like, the bullshit.

[03:48:30] Wow.

[03:48:34] So you think E-Sack?

[03:48:39] I'll put it in E-Sack, Chad, I'll put it in E-Sack.

[03:48:48] Chad, I'll put it in E-Sack.

[03:48:49] Alright, now you're gonna have to deal with a tall, lanky motherfucker, dude.

[03:48:57] Oh, really?

[03:48:58] Yeah, he's like a small boy, so he's not gonna score shit.

[03:49:01] I know him in and out.

[03:49:02] I'm literally in and out, dude.

[03:49:03] Wait, he's not in.

[03:49:04] He's not in, but wait, Chad, I can't.

[03:49:07] He's not in.

[03:49:08] What?

[03:49:09] He's not in.

[03:49:10] What?

[03:49:11] He's not in what?

[03:49:17] Is there a way to go to reserves oh

[03:49:21] He's not in I'm gonna be fumbling. I'm gonna be fumbling. Oh fuck you fumble so bad Dixie

[03:49:26] Wait, he's not in cuz he's on reserves. Oh

[03:49:31] My god, I did it

[03:49:34] All right, I'm good to go.

[03:49:36] Chad, I'm going to go.

[03:49:37] Chad, I'm going to go.

[03:49:38] I want to know.

[03:49:39] Bro, that's actually so bullshit, Chad.

[03:49:41] That's so bullshit, dude.

[03:49:45] Scroll, I tried.

[03:49:46] Bro, I tried.

[03:49:47] Chad, it doesn't matter.

[03:49:48] I have big Hugo.

[03:49:49] We're good.

[03:49:50] Guys, we're good.

[03:49:51] I have big Hugo.

[03:49:52] All right, Marta.

[03:49:53] Good luck.

[03:49:54] I think you go

[03:50:11] Yo, this is so hold on I gotta change something I gotta change something. Fuck. I'm gonna see for it now

[03:50:16] I'm not I'm just gonna score here now. I'm gonna risk it. Fuck. I'm gonna score here now. I'm gonna risk it

[03:50:24] You're up, rest of them!

[03:50:29] The opportunity's still there.

[03:50:32] He can be threatening.

[03:50:34] That's the sign of a well-mannered man.

[03:50:36] Oh, fuck, boys.

[03:50:37] Camera is off.

[03:50:38] Camera is off the charge, boys.

[03:50:40] Boys, camera is off the charge, boys.

[03:50:43] Can we put them in front?

[03:50:50] Wow, you are in.

[03:50:52] Wow, you're sweating.

[03:50:53] Why are you pissing me off?

[03:50:55] Why?

[03:50:55] Bro, what are we passing for?

[03:50:57] Get out of here!

[03:50:57] What are we passing for?

[03:50:58] What are we passing for?

[03:50:59] Get out!

[03:51:00] Chad, what is he doing?

[03:51:02] Is this motherfucker doing settings?

[03:51:04] I'm not!

[03:51:05] Bro, you can change your camera angle, but I don't want to show you-

[03:51:07] I'm changing my camera that's single!

[03:51:08] Can't everybody be quiet, bro!

[03:51:09] Can't everybody be quiet!

[03:51:10] You distract me right now!

[03:51:11] All about possession, dude.

[03:51:22] I know exactly what you're going to look for that pass and then turn.

[03:51:28] Yep, I know.

[03:51:29] I know.

[03:51:30] Yep.

[03:51:31] I see it.

[03:51:32] Wow.

[03:51:33] Wow.

[03:51:34] You see it.

[03:51:35] How is that not a grab?

[03:51:36] Yo, how is that not a grab?

[03:51:37] You know.

[03:51:38] I want to wait for them, but this four PSG players, I feel just goes up and down.

[03:51:46] We got all damn warm.

[03:51:51] I'll sit here all day. I'll sit here all day. Wow, you are a father. I played a possessive game. Wow. Wow

[03:51:59] Jack shut up up camera, please shut up camera, please. I'll beg I beg. I beg

[03:52:14] What is that yo, what is that? Oh my god

[03:52:21] You know, I just put it all outside my bones.

[03:52:23] I'm just gonna wanna whip it.

[03:52:24] I know, I know, I know who's gonna do it.

[03:52:26] You're a s***, oh my god!

[03:52:27] You're a f***ing b***!

[03:52:29] You're a f***ing b***!

[03:52:30] You're a little s*** b***!

[03:52:31] You're a s*** b***!

[03:52:32] You're a s*** b***!

[03:52:33] Now with precision of style!

[03:52:34] Oh, it's Adler!

[03:52:36] Is that a hat-trick?

[03:52:37] Wow, you are f***ing lucky.

[03:52:38] Is that a hat-trick?

[03:52:39] You are f***ing lucky, dude.

[03:52:41] I'm not gonna lie.

[03:52:42] Yo, Chad, I'm not gonna lie.

[03:52:43] You throw it off and I will cameras you stop.

[03:52:44] You stop.

[03:52:45] You're about to stop.

[03:52:46] Bro, don't blame Chad, dude.

[03:52:47] You're a fucking sweat. You're a...

[03:52:49] Oh, I'm not a whole...

[03:52:50] Dude, don't make a joke.

[03:52:51] Wow, dude.

[03:52:52] Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

[03:52:56] Never seems to surprise me ever. Wow.

[03:53:04] Clear it.

[03:53:05] Bad chip. Slap it.

[03:53:06] Remember, it's all about possession.

[03:53:09] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

[03:53:14] It's not predictable you're going to chop.

[03:53:15] It's...

[03:53:17] Alexi Smakarska.

[03:53:19] Let's destroy the game.

[03:53:21] You little shit! Shoot the ball!

[03:53:23] Oh, fuck! This is my defense!

[03:53:25] Oh, no! Here we go!

[03:53:27] I can't with defense, man. I actually can't with defense.

[03:53:29] Look at my defense. Look at how...

[03:53:31] Look at this fucking defense.

[03:53:35] And then he just gets inside. Yo, this defense is so open.

[03:53:37] It's brutal. I guess brutal.

[03:53:39] It's brutal, bro. It's brutal.

[03:53:41] It's so brutal, bro. I guess so.

[03:53:43] I can't do nothing with these defense. I can't love these people.

[03:53:47] I'm the king of people. I'm the king of people. I'm the king. I'm the king. I'm the king. I'm the king of people.

[03:53:57] I'm the king. Martin, do you want to buy the made-out thing now or like this? Bro, you got it on the other end of the market.

[03:54:05] But if I now or like tomorrow, what do you want to do?

[03:54:08] Because bro, we could just even just save this shit, bro, because I'm feeling I'm going to start scoring a lot more.

[03:54:12] I figured out your gaps.

[03:54:13] the gas. It's funny. You're so scared of Virgil. You're so scared of Virgil. You're

[03:54:24] so scared of him. No one needs to fuck up my Virgil, you understand? No one needs to

[03:54:28] fuck on my virtual how about me oh no no no no no

[03:54:38] sorry he's not sorry he's not sorry

[03:54:46] oh my god the rep just edged the fuck out of your car what

[03:54:56] Right, you're a fucking

[03:55:09] Have a fucking one with him this could be a red card

[03:55:15] Yellow 40

[03:55:26] you pass the ball here. You look like you're a, you know, I don't, I don't, yeah. Brother,

[03:55:36] brother, you're getting smug. Say the excuse, please. Brother, I told you this is what's

[03:55:42] gonna happen to you. I don't fuck around about FIFA, buddy. You're so skinny, it's insane.

[03:55:52] still fucking skinny you probably weigh so can 110 pounds anything you

[03:56:22] predictable, predictable, predictable.

[03:56:39] Wait, you gotta come get it.

[03:56:43] Wait, you gotta come get it.

[03:56:46] You gotta come get it.

[03:56:48] What are you doing?

[03:56:50] What are you doing?

[03:56:52] What are you doing?

[03:56:54] What are you doing?

[03:56:56] What a terrible mix.

[03:57:18] a chance for the power to pass the ball.

[03:57:20] A chance!

[03:57:22] A perfect block there.

[03:57:24] Opportunities to deliver the cross.

[03:57:28] No, no, no.

[03:57:30] A carry-alert defending to put a stop to the chance.

[03:57:32] Last chance, Marlon.

[03:57:34] Last chance.

[03:57:36] Oh, no. Life with you, Bright!

[03:57:38] Life with you, Bright!

[03:57:40] Additional minutes are in order.

[03:57:42] My kind of step.

[03:57:44] on to grab in there. Good game.

[03:57:49] And the rest of the time, this goes down as a little victory.

[03:57:59] They didn't dominate the game by any means today.

[03:58:02] Marlon, are you good? Yeah, I'm fine with that.

[03:58:05] All right, yeah, no, yeah. All right.

[03:58:08] Okay, Marlon, is everything okay?

[03:58:10] Bro, just get the maid out there, we didn't got to do another game.

[03:58:15] Really, well, what did you see?

[03:58:18] Martin, dude, we could call the best of one.

[03:58:20] No, I saw good, the best three, the best three, here we go.

[03:58:23] Yep, here we go, bro, running back, running back right now.

[03:58:26] Is everything okay?

[03:58:27] So you want to, let me get this straight.

[03:58:29] Okay, so you want to score five, literally, I'm not kidding,

[03:58:34] five times, five sweaty goals.

[03:58:37] on top of that, you want to waste time for about 20 minutes.

[03:58:40] Okay. All right.

[03:58:42] You know for sure.

[03:58:42] It's called football, dude.

[03:58:44] It's just playing football.

[03:58:46] It's playing football, dude.

[03:58:48] Nice shot.

[03:58:49] I got Barca.

[03:58:50] He's just playing football, dude.

[03:58:54] Marta, that's what they do in football.

[03:58:56] I'm not going to give you the ball for the sport of it.

[03:58:58] You got to come earn this.

[03:59:00] Earn this, earn this work.

[03:59:02] Are you ready?

[03:59:05] If he does it, you're going to cry.

[03:59:06] Guys, Martin is not going to time waste because she'll never have the lead.

[03:59:12] Really?

[03:59:14] Brother, Martin is not going to time waste because he won't have the lead.

[03:59:18] Yeah, I'm okay.

[03:59:19] Okay.

[03:59:20] Yeah, it's all good.

[03:59:22] All right.

[03:59:22] Come on.

[03:59:23] Good luck, man.

[03:59:24] Good luck.

[03:59:24] Good luck, bro.

[03:59:25] Rafinha, Lameen.

[03:59:28] I'm not a beautiful team here.

[03:59:30] Wait, Martin, what club do you support?

[03:59:32] Um, what club?

[03:59:34] Barsons.

[03:59:35] I'm Barson.

[03:59:35] Nice.

[03:59:36] Barça is my favourite club ever and then Liverpool is my favourite club.

[03:59:45] Oh yeah? Yeah. I like that. I like it a lot.

[03:59:51] I'm not going to get karma for time racing guys. It's guys. It's not karma. Guys, there's a 90th minute. I'm not just going to give them the ball.

[04:00:02] I know you know what commerce is, I'm calling it full human fucking effect, do you understand that?

[04:00:09] Get out, get out, get out, get out.

[04:00:12] Alright, go look at me, go look at me.

[04:00:13] Actually, I'm not going to be looking at you, I'm going to look at you.

[04:00:16] Bro, we don't got to do the best thing.

[04:00:22] Alright, that's out and hopefully you've got some goals and drama on the way.

[04:00:26] It's Arsenal and they take on Barça...

[04:00:28] Everdots!

[04:00:32] to match certainly been buzzing in here ahead of kickoff hopefully we're not

[04:00:37] disappointed

[04:00:41] Victor Gayokarets yes yes

[04:00:45] oh my god that's nicely cut out

[04:00:47] and he has the operational line up that's not good

[04:00:50] that's right

[04:00:51] Declan Rice in the center of midfield and they go with just one in attack

[04:00:56] Oh

[04:00:58] He's done it. He's done it. He's done it

[04:01:05] Let me eat it. Can't wait eat it. Where did that part?

[04:01:09] He better the wet top up the chopper right thing thing thing though. He can't wait. He can't wait

[04:01:15] Bro, Martin, you don't have a plan again

[04:01:19] Martin, I told you man. This isn't gonna be fun or sweet

[04:01:23] It's not gonna be fun or sweet bro

[04:01:25] I really do this people shit man you're not talking to everything okay

[04:01:36] okay you said you were gonna beat me bro now you gotta beat me now you gotta

[04:01:46] I fucking do it!

[04:01:48] Bumble.

[04:01:50] Rubble.

[04:01:52] A little more power chat if that's a goal.

[04:01:56] Maxi Oda.

[04:01:58] Saka.

[04:02:00] Yori and Timber.

[04:02:02] Yori and Timber.

[04:02:04] And two early guard.

[04:02:08] Oh, almost turned out of the ball!

[04:02:10] This is a position miss.

[04:02:12] Well, I am. Well, interstated. Jules. Namin. Got another medium all so much. Bumble.

[04:02:30] Then you're now he's done it

[04:02:35] Salona trying to get things moving I

[04:02:39] See the turn out over

[04:02:53] So I'm done fucking I'm not

[04:02:55] to be building but that's it for now you're in your head martin you're over

[04:02:58] thinking of it take a jump on it martin you're over thinking of it

[04:03:02] there you are Frankie let me get the elbow get the elbow get the elbow great

[04:03:11] challenge great challenge

[04:03:44] Cause I'm like literally nudging into him and he still gets a shot hit as I'm like nudging into him.

[04:03:51] Wow!

[04:03:54] And that, that's what I was thinking.

[04:04:00] Lemondoski barge going behind the center back.

[04:04:03] What the fuck is that?

[04:04:35] Really good pass.

[04:04:41] Really into one. Really into one.

[04:04:51] Let me.

[04:05:05] I

[04:05:21] Not that past I wanted it's not the past I wanted bro like this keep I still doing that you passed one direction

[04:05:26] What do I look like fucking cross-eyed, huh? Do I got a cross-eyed fucking controller?

[04:06:00] That has stopped any potential danger.

[04:06:02] Good job, good job, good job, good job.

[04:06:04] That's a crotch, wasn't it? But the final ball just wasn't there.

[04:06:12] But remember, it's 1-1, relax.

[04:06:14] They've given you the weight in.

[04:06:16] I'll have him relaxed.

[04:06:18] He's fully relaxed.

[04:06:20] Look at this, he's fully relaxed. Easy. Pass and ball.

[04:06:22] Pass and ball around.

[04:06:24] See that? It was good. Good points.

[04:06:26] Easy money. Good game.

[04:06:28] Easy one. Easy one. Passing the ball. Okay. Easy. Passing the ball to me.

[04:06:35] This is the most intense game yet. It's actually a very low score.

[04:06:45] Rats. Rats. No, all ball. All ball.

[04:06:53] Get him sent. Get him sent. Get him sent.

[04:06:56] First post, first post, first post.

[04:07:03] Well done, well done, well done.

[04:07:07] Alright, so we got a good game here. Now it's getting intense.

[04:07:12] Now it's getting intense.

[04:07:15] Looks like we both locked in defensively here.

[04:07:18] It's locking in, it's locking in.

[04:07:20] So Martin, you're gonna go live tomorrow with a mid outfit?

[04:07:24] You're going to go live with a meet-up, watch this, you're going to go buy outfit tonight,

[04:07:28] you're going to come live tomorrow, look like a fool, you understand?

[04:07:30] You understand that, right?

[04:07:33] All square as we kick off the second half, one moment could decide this one.

[04:07:44] Gabrielle?

[04:07:47] It's my ball, it's my ball.

[04:07:54] no i if i just i'll let the pilot

[04:08:02] wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow how do i get to that how do i

[04:08:11] he's gonna pass that move on the past you like a fucking little sweat bitch

[04:08:17] That's game bro!

[04:08:19] That's a fucking game!

[04:08:21] Don't ever call me out in FIFA!

[04:08:35] God, Petri is so handsome and talented. I love him so much.

[04:08:47] I

[04:08:49] Gabrielle

[04:08:51] of the Royce

[04:08:54] Possession

[04:09:06] This ref I can't I came I couldn't do it. I

[04:09:09] and I saw what the hell this chair bro I saw my foot on the ground

[04:09:14] you think the grass is that like a midfair right now relax

[04:09:19] the past has been good in the defensive in the middle areas

[04:09:22] but once the ball gets into that final third it's just not creativity

[04:09:26] Martin your port is strong bro your port is on spanking

[04:09:29] again to get themselves back into this

[04:09:33] well they're trying to build something else we speak

[04:09:35] I'm not gonna lie to you but I swear I swear my life I'll fucking sue y'all. I will sue the whole company. I don't even care bro. I'll just sue the whole company though. My dead ass life. The fact that it still is 20-20-26 and when you, when you aim it past the human past the fucking ball, what type of joke is this? Like, actually what type of joke is this?

[04:10:02] I guess that's what's happening.

[04:10:07] Ronald! Big dick, Ronald!

[04:10:12] Let's get in this guy's feet, eh?

[04:10:17] Good work to recover possession.

[04:10:22] Let's get in this guy's feet, and...

[04:10:26] Good work, we have a possession!

[04:10:34] Passes the speed!

[04:10:36] Like, BOOM!

[04:10:41] Really good pass!

[04:10:45] Carter, I can hear every controller.

[04:10:47] I think you're engaged at this moment.

[04:10:49] I'm lost.

[04:10:50] Have to install it really quick.

[04:10:51] You got to relax with the cortisol.

[04:11:17] I hear you in game chat and regular how do I mute it?

[04:11:34] I'll figure it out.

[04:11:39] Alright Martin, do you need any motivation or coaching for the last 20 minutes?

[04:11:45] Yeah, not sure sure. Give me give me more basically real quick. Give it to me

[04:11:49] No, so okay

[04:11:51] You need to protect the ball dude think of the ball as a newborn baby

[04:11:56] You kind of are just handing it out like it's fucking cookies out of garage

[04:12:01] It's like sometimes I didn't want the ball and it just you just throw it into my feet

[04:12:05] Wow, you got a really like really protect the ball

[04:12:09] Yeah, and whatever so do you look like the fucking ball yourself just round the ball

[04:12:15] Oh, yeah, I was gonna get out of there.

[04:12:17] Shhh.

[04:12:18] Gabrielle.

[04:12:23] Played to Gabrielle.

[04:12:26] Linda Gar.

[04:12:30] Victor Gaiokides.

[04:12:34] She forget nicely here.

[04:12:38] How did you get on there?

[04:12:40] With the last competition, who was supposed to beat the keeper?

[04:12:43] I do see what's going on, can someone tell me that you see what's going on, can someone

[04:13:04] please tell me what's going on, please, can someone tell me that you see what's going

[04:13:07] on, please.

[04:13:08] This game is rigged, the ref is ass, I don't understand this game, why do you think I

[04:13:13] Why do you think so? Because the game never fucking changes. The game never changes. It's not a skill issue. It's a game issue.

[04:13:22] So if you...

[04:13:26] Look, dude, try your second best.

[04:13:28] Yo, I'll...

[04:13:33] Bro, Martin, all that happened was, well, you just ran into a guy who was just a little bit better at the game. That's it.

[04:13:39] It's not a big deal. You're still solid like I think some of your goals were cute, but bro you ran into a guy

[04:13:46] That's better up again

[04:13:47] And right now you slide tackling and I can tell you the port is all this hot

[04:13:53] Even that goal doesn't even matter. There's no time. Martin Martin Martin. Just slide tackling

[04:14:01] Before this I was at the outside. I need you to check

[04:14:03] Remember I told you you could have avoided this. I told you it was not gonna be fun

[04:14:09] What's going on?

[04:14:27] What's going on?

[04:14:34] Look my Marlon, what did you learn today?

[04:14:36] What did you learn there?

[04:15:02] One more! One more!

[04:15:06] I love you Ronald! I love you Ronald! I love you Ronald!

[04:15:26] Buster counter!

[04:15:30] Rat, he's coming in my ass!

[04:15:33] Jules!

[04:15:44] Pretty damn ugly.

[04:15:45] I fucking hate this.

[04:15:47] Fucking game! Fuck this game!

[04:15:49] And you sit here, and you just fucking, all the time!

[04:15:52] You are shit! You are fucking so shit! You are so shit! You just pass, pass, pass the ball! Are you not so shit?

[04:16:01] FAAACK!

[04:16:05] And it's a short one.

[04:16:10] That's it! And it's also the winner of the win. Your overall impression?

[04:16:15] Now both teams give absolutely everything. There was a real intensity to the game, but I think the moments of quality just give them the edge and they deserve the results.

[04:16:27] He has put in a truly magnificent performance today. Nile and unplayable. What are your thoughts, Sue?

[04:16:33] Well, he was a constant threat, either playing on the shoulder or looking to drop into space. His movement was so clever, got himself into great goal-storing positions.

[04:16:43] I'm gonna take your quarters out.

[04:16:50] All right?

[04:16:53] I'm good.

[04:16:55] I'm good.

[04:16:57] I'm good.

[04:16:59] I'm good.

[04:17:01] I'm good.

[04:17:03] I'm good.

[04:17:05] I'm good.

[04:17:07] I'm good.

[04:17:09] I'm good.

[04:17:11] I'm good. I'm good.

[04:17:13] Bro, you can't be breaking shit, love, dude.

[04:17:15] Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

[04:17:17] Alright? You're not just gonna ever win.

[04:17:19] So, Barbara, come on.

[04:17:21] What did you learn today?

[04:17:27] Barbara?

[04:17:29] Yeah, sir. Excuse me. Yeah.

[04:17:31] What did we learn today?

[04:17:33] What I learned today. Okay. I'll tell you.

[04:17:35] Should I name all these things or not?

[04:17:37] Yeah, just go name them out. Go name them.

[04:17:39] Okay, so I've learned that FIFA is still the same fucking little shit box of a fucking game that it was five years ago

[04:17:46] That's the first thing okay number two

[04:17:47] I've learned that arsenal is probably the fucking worst game on this entire fucking planet

[04:17:52] PSG cannot clean up fucking deepness the team told me the refs told me and you were fucking sweat retard

[04:17:56] That's what the fuck I learned today. That's it

[04:18:01] All right, so I'm gonna need you to unflush to yourself. So Barbara, here's what we learned today

[04:18:05] You got to get better at protecting the ball.

[04:18:08] You got to have more composure finishing in front of the net.

[04:18:11] You got to get better defensively.

[04:18:13] Practice shadowing, bro.

[04:18:14] Look at prime Virgil van Dijk, right?

[04:18:18] Like bro, you got to get better at shadowing, bro.

[04:18:20] You need more physicality in front of the net.

[04:18:23] You're not a complete player, dude.

[04:18:24] You're good.

[04:18:25] Like you're almost as good as me.

[04:18:31] You actually want to do double nothing.

[04:18:34] nothing. One more game. One more game. Okay. But so wait, what? Like, we better made

[04:18:40] outfits. So like, how do we double it? Do you oil up? I will sit here oiled up in

[04:18:45] a made outfit. I will sit here oiled up in a fucking made outfit.

[04:18:48] It's not even like embarrassing for him to oil up because this guy just has fucking like an

[04:18:53] eight pack. Oh my god, you're on the wrong table. Just fucking slurping it. I can fucking hear it.

[04:18:58] We're in the back of LA. Jack, it's not even like embarrassing for this guy to oil up. I'm just

[04:19:03] being honest for me I have man cities so it is like all right bro let's do one

[04:19:09] more game how about this bro double or nothing if I win you have to do the

[04:19:14] maiden outfit and give 200 subs but if you win all of your wages are dropped

[04:19:22] you're a free man you don't ever you're not gonna make up it all right so you're

[04:19:26] willing to bet a thousand subs you're that long or two what do you want to do

[04:19:30] $1000 my back. All right. I'm going to let you know what I like more than this is the last game. All right, all right

[04:19:36] All right, I'm gonna go pee chat this guy's cut there

[04:19:41] I'm walking and I swear all my life watch the locking watch the locking. I'm gonna be city watch the locking

[04:19:47] I'm gonna be the fucking city watch the locking onto all the junk junkos people that get here me right now

[04:19:51] I fucking love y'all bro. I thought you understand that you understand that I need your support an article

[04:19:55] Fuck what you say and you just support at the MPC for I need everybody, but we cannot be Madrid

[04:19:59] I'm playing with city. I'm playing with city right now. I don't care. I don't care. This is it bro

[04:20:05] If I don't win this game, I will I will crash out and this entire thing. I will lose smash all my monitors

[04:20:10] I'm saying right now. I mean, this one

[04:20:12] Okay

[04:20:14] Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself apologies

[04:20:18] When I was 15 I had one monitor saved up a few weeks to buy it I bought it. I started grinding our FIFA

[04:20:24] Okay, I said I had my monitor

[04:20:27] to place on about 10 books, old books, okay?

[04:20:37] I couldn't get the visual one.

[04:20:38] I got stuck in the vision two.

[04:20:39] What else was the first ever one I played?

[04:20:41] Smash the entire computer, smash my door in.

[04:20:44] My mom told me you can never play the game again.

[04:20:46] And if she cast me, play the game again, she will smack me.

[04:20:48] Okay?

[04:20:49] Never play the game again, ever.

[04:20:50] Ever, right?

[04:20:53] That's why I stopped playing this game.

[04:20:55] I'm tired of shit. It's a it's a full-on race-fading game. People buy it if you have 8 HD anger issues

[04:21:03] anything about it. Yep. Yes sir. So for the last game since it's the highest stakes yet, let's do

[04:21:13] international but no France. All right no France. Oh my god. Okay fine. Because France has down

[04:21:19] I'm not a bad lan and bop it.

[04:21:21] I actually can't, I actually can't do it.

[04:21:23] I can't, we just do it.

[04:21:24] All right guys, chat, this is the last game.

[04:21:27] So where you gonna be?

[04:21:28] Where you gonna be?

[04:21:29] I'm skimming through right now.

[04:21:32] Netherlands is always good.

[04:21:34] Norway could be fun.

[04:21:38] Spain is okay.

[04:21:40] Sweden is good, bro.

[04:21:42] Wow, Sweden has a good attack.

[04:21:44] You going to Spain?

[04:21:46] This guy's trying his balls off.

[04:21:48] You going to Spain?

[04:21:49] Yeah, no, I'm not I'm not imagine. So what do you think of Germany?

[04:21:55] Portugal's back to Nuno, Batinha, Bruno.

[04:22:02] Bro, Chattanooga. Germany has perks.

[04:22:09] Oh, this is going to be tricky. I actually like Sweden, bro. Sweden is a good attack.

[04:22:14] Are you going England? Are you going England? I'm going England.

[04:22:19] Good luck dude.

[04:22:21] It's the last game right bro, good luck man.

[04:22:24] Listen, I need you to stop laughing in your mind. Do you understand what I'm saying right now? Do you understand what I'm saying?

[04:22:29] I'm sorry, laughing. Hold up.

[04:22:32] So why do you keep laughing?

[04:22:34] So let me say this. I'm actually sorry for laughing that was really on the hands and I apologize because you were clearly not in a great mental headspace there.

[04:22:44] So Martin, I have a question. Why is this game going to be different?

[04:22:49] Because bro, I beat you first game, beat you second game. Why is this game going to be different?

[04:22:56] Wow. Wow. I, you know what? I'm going to beat you. I'm going to beat you and I'm going to beat the

[04:23:01] fucking living breaks out of you. What? Do you understand that? So Martin, if you lose,

[04:23:07] your next stream is in a made outfit and you're gifting 200 subs. Yes.

[04:23:11] All right, bro. Yes. You doing tactics, bro? You know what? Do what you want. Hey, do whatever you want. Bro, I'll be honest with you. Do whatever you want, dude. Break out all the tactics, man.

[04:23:23] I bet. Send them one.

[04:23:26] Bro, wait, is it fair? I can't be with your home country, right? Come on, that's messed up.

[04:23:31] Do you want me to go like, I don't want to be with your home country. I go to Netherlands, they got ballers.

[04:23:37] You think you're gonna be me with my own country?

[04:23:40] This fucking guy

[04:23:44] This fucking from Sweden you don't know spoiled. How do you know spoiled dude? Yeah, I'm not gonna last shit

[04:23:49] I know that or no split. It's like

[04:23:52] He's like a pro R6 player, bro. He's very no

[04:23:56] Bro, very no very no. Yes. You gotta know that

[04:24:02] All right, bro, stop the shit up

[04:24:03] Yo chat, please for the love of God stop putting what I'm supposed to do stop. I'm gonna spank him

[04:24:11] I'm fully gonna spank him down. This is my ticket flight in spanking

[04:24:18] Like how many goals do you want?

[04:24:33] I'm sitting alongside me.

[04:24:35] Oh, you guys are happy to hear this, guys.

[04:24:38] I believe in this passion about people.

[04:24:41] I accept that he's happy.

[04:24:43] It's Sweden against England.

[04:24:46] Well, it's a pleasure to be here.

[04:24:48] And I've been participating in a good game today.

[04:24:50] The coaching staff have done all they can.

[04:24:52] Now it's about taking it onto the pitch.

[04:24:57] Here's the starting 11-4 of Sweden.

[04:25:00] Yeah, it looks really got some bothers

[04:25:04] Formation with the three center backs three central midfielder's giving a strong call to the side

[04:25:21] Yo, why can I not run with this thing stick shit

[04:25:24] I don't know adapted to this controller. Did he not on it because I cannot run fast. I'm tired of it

[04:25:30] I cannot, I cannot, I really can't.

[04:25:36] Bring the court is down, dude.

[04:25:39] You're not going to play well if you're angry.

[04:25:44] Remember, show your breath.

[04:25:46] I'm probably going to score in a second.

[04:25:48] Just take a deep breath.

[04:25:50] Wow, look at that passing back home.

[04:25:51] You're such a fucking, like, dude,

[04:25:53] have fun playing the game, huh?

[04:25:55] What a fucking fun game you play.

[04:25:57] Wow.

[04:25:58] What is your fucking one, oh jeez.

[04:26:03] Another corner kick, another pass there.

[04:26:06] That's just huge.

[04:26:09] Martin, I got no quarters all right now.

[04:26:13] You need to cheer.

[04:26:16] Like Martin, I didn't know you were a rage queen.

[04:26:19] You are just, what are you doing?

[04:26:22] You're not going to do that.

[04:26:24] back at you to be proud of me

[04:26:26] seriously good

[04:26:34] I wouldn't mind re-attacking the wins

[04:26:36] yeah I wouldn't be proud of that

[04:26:38] re-attacking the wins

[04:26:48] would you try that

[04:26:50] would you try to do billing him

[04:26:52] F***ing scope that f**k up on your body, huh?

[04:26:56] You see that shit?

[04:26:59] So, here's what I'm gonna do, Martin.

[04:27:01] I'm gonna remember the shit talk, and by the end of the game,

[04:27:05] I'm gonna times it by three, so...

[04:27:07] What you just did back there, just seal the talk, buddy.

[04:27:19] So easy to get involved in, it's insane.

[04:27:21] What happened to you? You're throwing one goal.

[04:27:25] Yo, you're throwing one goal.

[04:27:27] What happened to this guy?

[04:27:29] Bro, relax.

[04:27:31] I'm not controlling him.

[04:27:33] I can't see anything.

[04:27:35] Well, look how easy I come to you.

[04:27:37] Look, it's like butter on a knife.

[04:27:39] Come here.

[04:27:41] Pass it back. Pass it back. Down.

[04:27:43] Oh, my God. Take the ball, then.

[04:27:45] Take your fucking balls, huh?

[04:27:47] Because he just scored two of those three goals.

[04:27:49] Because I can only stop playing right now.

[04:27:50] Because the thing is with me, when I really start playing, I get serious.

[04:27:53] I'm being honest, welcome to my YouTube channel where I troll Jinxie and I'm shit, but I'm really the best player in the world.

[04:27:57] There you go. I'll be honest.

[04:27:58] Would you say you're cool with me?

[04:28:01] Look at that.

[04:28:03] Wow.

[04:28:05] I get on with it.

[04:28:07] You're actually a straight.

[04:28:09] What do you think is the first game that you've ever played?

[04:28:11] He's the first game that I've actually been trying. Look at that.

[04:28:13] Wow, he's so easy.

[04:28:15] He's so easy.

[04:28:17] I'll try and clear the consensus first, and I'm living and trying, look at this, I'm toying with you, bud.

[04:28:20] I'm fucking, look at this, I'm toying with you.

[04:28:22] This is a choice game for me.

[04:28:24] I see Harry Kane in there, I'm not gonna pass it, I'm gonna do that with you.

[04:28:27] I'm gonna wait, I'm gonna wait for the last second, I'm gonna switch, look at that.

[04:28:30] I'm just, I'm fading, I'm just taking things from you.

[04:28:35] Jack, you have to focus now.

[04:28:38] Give me a header, give me a header.

[04:28:40] Jack, should I stop toying with him or not? What do you think?

[04:28:43] make it like fucking no first half not the best out of all

[04:28:48] you can't it's just like I can't explain what I do defense like you're a

[04:29:00] little shit look at that you all you gonna pass it nope I'm passing it up

[04:29:02] full folding all the way to the past it in oh no I'm waiting and I'm pretty much

[04:29:06] Come here, come over here, come here, oh you see that, oh my god, it's all over it.

[04:29:13] Jubilee is the best player in the game right now, how does that feel, take a ball from

[04:29:17] you again maybe?

[04:29:18] Here, let me take a ball for it.

[04:29:19] Let me take the ball for it, seriously though.

[04:29:22] This guy's probably lost this one, this guy's probably lost this one, let me take the ball

[04:29:27] for it.

[04:29:28] I'm going to go back to the game.

[04:29:35] You can shoot wide open.

[04:29:38] Are you serious?

[04:29:40] Wow.

[04:29:41] That would have been easy.

[04:29:43] Like seasoning heat.

[04:29:45] What do you say in Florida?

[04:29:46] A little jit.

[04:29:47] Am I right?

[04:29:48] Look at that.

[04:29:49] I'm still in the ball.

[04:29:50] Wow.

[04:29:51] Woppa.

[04:29:52] Gangnam style.

[04:29:53] Oh, shit.

[04:29:54] Oh, shit.

[04:29:55] Oh, shit.

[04:29:56] Oh, it's on, huh?

[04:29:57] That's not me, kid.

[04:29:58] Oh, it's being serious now.

[04:30:00] Answer the Alanga.

[04:30:02] Answer the Alanga.

[04:30:05] What's your fucking tone, buddy?

[04:30:07] I like to have nice suck!

[04:30:09] I like to have nice suck!

[04:30:11] I'm gonna eat a pink, by the way,

[04:30:13] so I was just gonna lie to the technicals.

[04:30:15] Two more on the score line.

[04:30:17] Oh, you've lagged.

[04:30:19] I lagged out a little bit right there, so...

[04:30:21] All right, all right, all right.

[04:30:23] I'm rashed right?

[04:30:25] I'm rashed right?

[04:30:27] I'm rashed right?

[04:30:29] I'm rashed right?

[04:30:31] Oh that's back, that's all.

[04:30:33] Pinky again. Pinky filled a little laggy right there.

[04:30:35] Yo, yo bro, you gotta be excused every five seconds!

[04:30:39] And you're beating!

[04:30:41] I'm excused.

[04:30:43] I'm excused.

[04:30:45] That's why it's not excused.

[04:30:47] Look at that laggy game.

[04:30:49] I'm laggy!

[04:30:51] I'm down one. It's not the fucking focus

[04:30:55] Except mine wasn't an excuse. It's sad on the screen. I was lagging the fuck

[04:31:03] I'm gonna do this to you, but you will cut you in here

[04:31:10] I'm gonna tell you one thing real quick. So what I just did was I only let you think yeah

[04:31:21] What the sky is in today?

[04:31:23] Bro, what are you saying?

[04:31:25] So look, I believe, like literally believe,

[04:31:27] scored two goals, put on my actual hard play in the game,

[04:31:30] now I got the two games,

[04:31:31] and now let's get back into the game,

[04:31:32] and I'm gonna score two goals again.

[04:31:33] Watch, okay?

[04:31:34] I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna talk you through as well.

[04:31:37] Look, I'm spinning around like a little boy, there you go.

[04:31:40] Now I'm gonna come down the corner,

[04:31:41] I'm gonna rush first, inside out, scoot, inside again,

[04:31:44] diving it in, okay?

[04:31:45] Little line, right there, not a much out.

[04:31:47] It's not black, bro, you're not fucking lagging.

[04:31:49] Oh, that's really fucking awesome.

[04:31:51] Just one minute of...

[04:31:52] Chance is on!

[04:31:54] He's back at trick!

[04:31:56] He's back at trick!

[04:31:57] He's back at trick!

[04:31:59] He's back at trick!

[04:32:00] Alexander He's back!

[04:32:02] Alexander He's back!

[04:32:04] It was so quick to get out from the back.

[04:32:07] And then you two attacked his thing.

[04:32:09] Marlowe, you're my son here.

[04:32:11] Bro, you were up 2-0. What even happened?

[04:32:13] I don't know.

[04:32:14] Because listen, here's what happened.

[04:32:16] Here's what happened.

[04:32:17] I fully fully fully now. I'm a hockey bet. It's every time hey listen to this guy. No this guy is coping bro

[04:32:26] Listen to this fucking guy

[04:32:33] Elmwood, do you want to get Elmwood?

[04:32:37] So into the second half canningman bounce back after that first 45

[04:32:47] Jones?

[04:32:48] Walker!

[04:32:49] He says something not so loud.

[04:32:52] Cow-walk?

[04:32:53] He's still not in an accident.

[04:32:57] Coach is Jones.

[04:32:58] Very quick thinking there.

[04:32:59] Could be a chance to break.

[04:33:00] How long?

[04:33:03] Is that an accident?

[04:33:07] Curtis Jones, a very quick thinking there.

[04:33:11] Could be a chance to break.

[04:33:17] Spencer.

[04:33:19] Yes!

[04:33:21] Oh my god! Oh my god!

[04:33:24] That would have been the start of the night! Holy fuck!

[04:33:27] How is your left foot? Wow, that one is crazy.

[04:33:32] F**k.

[04:33:35] I don't even know how to walk with sluggers in FIFA.

[04:33:39] Run, they're allowing him to run, and run, and run!

[04:33:42] I made sure that the bus wasn't troublesome.

[04:33:52] Yukkures?

[04:33:53] God, nobody else has any fucking pace besides Yukkures. Jesus Christ, what a steward.

[04:33:58] It's not a single person would have loved my fucking 85 pace on this fucking team.

[04:34:03] Fuck!

[04:34:04] It's Jude Bellingham.

[04:34:09] I'm pushing the other teams here.

[04:34:11] I can't level it.

[04:34:14] That's a pen.

[04:34:15] That's a pen in my opinion.

[04:34:16] This guy is not smart.

[04:34:17] I said, if you think that's a pen, bro, you're a dumbass.

[04:34:20] That's a full-on pen, dude.

[04:34:21] No, Jack.

[04:34:24] That is the furthest thing you've ever been.

[04:34:25] I'm not a team.

[04:34:26] I'm not a team.

[04:34:29] But really sticking to defense.

[04:34:30] Whoever that is, please not right now.

[04:34:32] I'm not kidding.

[04:34:32] Please not right now.

[04:34:33] Oh my god.

[04:34:36] Bro, you got to get to that.

[04:34:37] There's a point again, sir.

[04:34:38] No.

[04:34:39] You're often sort of fizzled out after the first like two goals there.

[04:34:43] And so 30 minutes left for playing as well.

[04:34:45] Offside.

[04:34:49] Brilliant tackle, that's almost...

[04:34:51] That's a pen, that's a pen.

[04:34:52] That's a pen.

[04:34:53] That's a pen.

[04:34:54] That's a pen.

[04:34:55] That's a new arm for me.

[04:34:56] That's in the slot machine.

[04:34:57] Every day slot machine.

[04:34:58] Every day.

[04:34:59] Every day.

[04:35:00] Every day slot machine.

[04:35:01] It's a correct decision.

[04:35:03] Good officiant tonight.

[04:35:04] Corrected.

[04:35:05] Come on.

[04:35:06] Get out, fucker!

[04:35:07] You are my little bitch!

[04:35:08] You are my little bitch!

[04:35:10] So fucking predictable, my god!

[04:35:13] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[04:35:15] Hey, oh my god, don't go, you see this head right here?

[04:35:18] Oh my god, you suck, that's an extra.

[04:35:20] Oh my god, you suck an extra.

[04:35:22] You know what I just did right here?

[04:35:23] I missed the penalty on purpose just to get the header.

[04:35:25] Look at you, not quiet, huh?

[04:35:26] Yo, stop! You little fucking, yo, stop!

[04:35:29] ...to the area, begging to be attacked,

[04:35:31] ...and the final torch for your quality

[04:35:34] ...please, they keep it with absolutely no chance.

[04:35:38] Maccarra more interest from the game right there and it's three apiece

[04:35:44] Spencer?

[04:35:47] Stop, stop!

[04:35:52] Spencer

[04:35:56] Bumble

[04:35:59] Come on, walk in just again

[04:36:01] good work from england to win it back

[04:36:05] no pace on kane we have no match

[04:36:09] no pace on kane great finishing but god damn it

[04:36:13] he's got molasses glued to his boots

[04:36:17] he's out he's out

[04:36:21] he's out

[04:36:25] that should be a red in my opinion that should be a 4 red

[04:36:29] I like that position. That should be a full red. That should be a full red.

[04:36:34] I'm just watching the game. I'm actually watching the game. I want to see you in the main classroom.

[04:36:41] They're going for the short one.

[04:36:43] Yeah, we just like a little book. I really like a little book. You want to know why?

[04:36:46] Because now I'm playing for real. Now I'm playing for real. I'm tired of talking with you. I'll be honest.

[04:36:50] I'm tired of talking to you like my little son. I'm tired of talking with you. I'm going to say this.

[04:36:53] Okay?

[04:36:54] And that's the last 20 minutes.

[04:36:56] Spin you around like a little boy.

[04:36:57] Come back here.

[04:36:58] Jane, come back.

[04:37:00] Spin him around again.

[04:37:01] Spin him around again.

[04:37:03] Ah, that's a wrap.

[04:37:04] A wrap, that's a wrap.

[04:37:05] Surely that's a wrap.

[04:37:05] What?

[04:37:06] Are you fucking drunk?

[04:37:07] Wait, it's 40-step on my toes.

[04:37:08] That is not a brand, dude.

[04:37:09] My god.

[04:37:10] 40-step on my toes.

[04:37:11] Holy shit.

[04:37:14] Well, it came to nothing in the end.

[04:37:15] This guy's got the ball knowledge of a tree star.

[04:37:21] Flunger.

[04:37:23] I'm banging that, I'm banging that, oh my god, I'm banging that, oh I'm banging that, I'm banging that!

[04:37:30] Feel folding, feel folding!

[04:37:36] I can taste the blood on my throat as much as I'm screaming right now.

[04:37:41] I got fucking silvers in my line up there.

[04:37:44] Oh here we go with the excuse boys, am I right?

[04:37:46] Is the lagging too? Huh? Ping is 4 to 14 or no? Huh?

[04:37:53] Like come to the ball!

[04:37:55] Fuck you!

[04:38:07] Reck, that's a shot!

[04:38:09] Ah, honest bullshit.

[04:38:11] I fully shot it, but I'd have to control it just like right now.

[04:38:13] It's insane. It's insane, boys.

[04:38:15] It's actually insane.

[04:38:23] That's gotta be a ball. Oh my god. That is actually so unfortunate. That has to be a ball. Wow.

[04:38:32] That is so unfortunate. I'm actually gonna lose again.

[04:38:37] It's very unfortunate.

[04:38:40] I'm making an headway.

[04:38:42] I'm turning around here. I'm turning around here. I'm turning around here. I'm turning

[04:38:58] next go wins

[04:39:13] comes up

[04:39:15] Curtis Jones

[04:39:18] well you can see how fiercely they're concentrating on finding a winner

[04:39:23] I'm steered back under a bit of pressure

[04:39:25] Robin Olsen, Lindelof now, and then back to the goalkeeper, Lindelof.

[04:39:44] Where's my right midge?

[04:39:45] He's just driving, he died.

[04:39:48] Fuck!

[04:39:49] Anthony Elanga.

[04:39:50] Oh, that's a clever ball.

[04:39:53] Oh, that's a clever ball.

[04:39:56] Good game, bro.

[04:39:57] And with that, the attempt breaks down.

[04:40:00] Yeah, you can clearly see they work on the shape-out possession, can't ya?

[04:40:07] Just a pace-off using Stilver's.

[04:40:08] Can you cross the cross?

[04:40:12] Can you find the angle?

[04:40:14] Just a pace-off using Stilver's? Oh my god!

[04:40:16] WHAT?!

[04:40:17] WHAT?!

[04:40:18] THAT'S NOT ACCOUNTING!

[04:40:19] RIGHT, OPI RISE!

[04:40:20] OPI RISE!

[04:40:23] So what happens on time?

[04:40:28] Overtime.

[04:40:29] It's not overtime.

[04:40:31] There's no overtime?

[04:40:33] You can't do overtime with all my friends.

[04:40:35] So let's do, let's do a new game.

[04:40:39] No, no, wait, let's do a new game.

[04:40:43] And first wins course.

[04:40:45] I'm your first score wins.

[04:40:47] Now, if we do a new game, let's do a new game.

[04:40:50] like cuz I'm gonna use a team without silver system let's do a new game let's do

[04:40:57] a whole new game hold a game all right last game last game right here last game

[04:41:02] right here because bro sweeten us three good players like actually all right

[04:41:11] bro last game fuck this game is a dick thing all right all right all right chat

[04:41:16] What's the best international team I could use dead ass besides France? I want to use a team that's like good

[04:41:23] England has so many people would like 90 pays

[04:41:27] What is the best international team?

[04:41:31] Bro, I might try them bro bring that soccer Rassford baling him came

[04:41:42] Oh Portugal has a Rafael Rio, right?

[04:41:46] I will use Portugal, Portugal, Baboborra, Carajo.

[04:41:54] Yeah, I need at least one guy to pay, bro.

[04:41:56] That was fucking ass.

[04:41:57] That was actually ass.

[04:41:59] Maybe that excuse is already, huh?

[04:42:01] Bro, I tied you with Silvers, bro.

[04:42:04] You need to fucking wake up.

[04:42:06] No, I had like 72 overall Saturday nights.

[04:42:09] Okay, so let me ask you a question.

[04:42:11] Let me ask you a question.

[04:42:12] Do you want me to actually play like I play for real?

[04:42:15] or do you want me to keep doing this YouTube video

[04:42:17] where I fool you, fool you?

[04:42:18] Which one?

[04:42:20] I'm asking, what do you want?

[04:42:22] What do you want?

[04:42:23] Dude, this guy, yeah, Chad, this guy.

[04:42:25] So wait, this whole time you've been losing,

[04:42:27] you've been fooling me.

[04:42:29] The whole time I'm doing it for you to video

[04:42:31] how I fool JC that I'm not good at thief, I bet I am.

[04:42:34] So which one do you want?

[04:42:35] I'm asking, I'm forgetting.

[04:42:36] Bro, you know what?

[04:42:38] This game, I want you to go full trial.

[04:42:40] I want, like, this game, I want you to go full trial.

[04:42:44] full charm full charm yep okay I bet so fully fucking charred I bet it's not

[04:42:49] as you check this the first game I'm going fully fully try like like birth

[04:42:52] every game that we play like living sure never

[04:42:58] oh there's this reserves in here oh my god look at this leave his new Ted even

[04:43:05] norways fucking fucking reserves huh am I right bro you have yet to beat this

[04:43:10] I guess this is new, bro.

[04:43:18] Chad, I don't see. I don't see.

[04:43:20] I don't see him. I don't see him.

[04:43:23] Put Tories in or no?

[04:43:27] We go.

[04:43:29] Chad, I'm dumb. I'm dumb. I'm dumb.

[04:43:34] We chat.

[04:43:35] Is that makes sense?

[04:43:42] Is that better, is that better?

[04:43:45] All right, good luck, Martin.

[04:43:49] You remember, I want you to like full charge, okay?

[04:43:52] All right, full charge, son.

[04:43:53] Full charge, yeah, like, don't let me win.

[04:43:55] Don't let me win, don't let me win.

[04:43:56] Yo, Alabama Barthol with the big hundo!

[04:44:01] We shared it.

[04:44:02] Portugal, Portugal, I mean, Portugal.

[04:44:04] We said Alabama. We said a lot harder. Remember after this game, there is no excuses. All right. There's no excuses. I'm playing full off right now, right now.

[04:44:13] The first game.

[04:44:15] Look, bro, if you lose this, but Alabama makes a W, W, W. So if you lose this game, you know what you have to do, bro.

[04:44:24] Alabama again! You're the bad man changing to the top. I got to play this game. I can't be focusing on it right now.

[04:44:30] Another hundred gifted. Oh my gosh, it's going crazy. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. Thank you so much. I appreciate it

[04:44:40] Actually, you really want me to like it for me back

[04:44:44] And I've em you to go

[04:44:49] You gotta get that taste going Rodney got one more in you one more in you ready

[04:44:54] One more in the plate. This is the place here. It's like all the stuff all the time all the time

[04:45:00] What made you about it?

[04:45:01] Woof!

[04:45:08] Easy.

[04:45:09] Let's take it easy.

[04:45:10] Let's play a part of that for a minute.

[04:45:11] Take it easy.

[04:45:12] Find openings easy.

[04:45:13] Shields to show the ball.

[04:45:14] To show the ball.

[04:45:15] I got peace now!

[04:45:16] I got peace now!

[04:45:17] I got peace now!

[04:45:18] I got peace now!

[04:45:19] Stronger.

[04:45:20] Stronger.

[04:45:21] Stronger.

[04:45:22] Brood.

[04:45:24] Get from there, sir.

[04:45:25] Get from there.

[04:45:27] This is looking good.

[04:45:28] Brood.

[04:46:00] You got to call something

[04:46:02] You got to call something

[04:46:03] You got to call something

[04:46:04] Bro stop fucking trying

[04:46:08] Stop fucking trying

[04:46:09] You been trying for 30 minutes

[04:46:12] Stop

[04:46:14] You're not going

[04:46:15] Go

[04:46:19] Jack, we got it

[04:46:20] We got it, we got it

[04:46:21] Now this is where I start playing serious

[04:46:23] No, no

[04:46:24] This is where I went

[04:46:25] One and two

[04:46:26] This is where we start playing serious

[04:46:27] Alright, we're going

[04:46:28] I got paced now.

[04:46:35] What is his pace like 4?

[04:46:39] Does he have 4 paced?

[04:46:41] What the fuck going on?

[04:46:42] Fuck one of them.

[04:46:44] Bruh.

[04:46:45] Bruh.

[04:46:46] Bruh.

[04:46:47] Bruh.

[04:46:48] Bruh.

[04:46:49] Yes.

[04:46:50] Yes.

[04:46:52] Let's get Nuno involved.

[04:46:57] Right.

[04:47:00] Ah, vamos por a carajo.

[04:47:04] Vamos por a carajo.

[04:47:06] Vamos por a carajo.

[04:47:09] Marlin, you're my son.

[04:47:11] You are my son.

[04:47:13] Never happy to play this game again.

[04:47:16] Do you understand?

[04:47:18] Don't ever have me to play this game again!

[04:47:21] This level is in its gang!

[04:47:37] Like you said, this level is in its game.

[04:47:40] And right now, this is where I'm going to start playing serious.

[04:47:43] This is where I'm going to start playing serious.

[04:47:45] Welcome to how I actually fully start playing serious in the 13th minute because

[04:47:55] Welcome

[04:47:57] video.

[04:47:59] I saw her in Asia.

[04:48:01] Rafa. Rafa.

[04:48:03] Looking the ball forward. What can they do with this?

[04:48:09] I don't know that.

[04:48:11] Yo Bruno! Hey Bruno! Hey Bruno!

[04:48:13] Do me a favor!

[04:48:15] And come to the ball, motherfucker!

[04:48:21] Is this the right ball?

[04:48:23] It's like a book. It's like I'm reading a book.

[04:48:29] Bruno Fernandez.

[04:48:33] Bombo. God, CR7's pace in this game is like five.

[04:48:40] Holy shit, bro.

[04:48:42] Protecting sport have not changed.

[04:48:45] Son.

[04:48:47] I'm for Cristiano Ronaldo.

[04:48:52] Cristiano's seven spaces like five!

[04:48:55] So do they have another striker?

[04:48:57] Do they have another striker with more pace?

[04:49:01] Look at him already complaining boys, am I right?

[04:49:03] Huh?

[04:49:04] Complaining, complaining, complaining.

[04:49:06] It's insane.

[04:49:07] It's fully insane how I can do this to you

[04:49:10] and then just suck like the fucking nut out of your dick.

[04:49:14] Oh my God!

[04:49:16] so easy wait chat did I hear that correctly what did he just fucking say

[04:49:26] probably breeze through that brown this is so easy I want to actually start

[04:49:33] playing it's like it's not even shut up with that bullshit you've been trying

[04:49:37] all the time fucking copper look at this like I want to actually try so I buy

[04:49:45] I swore my life, I think he's gave me the role.

[04:49:47] Look at this, like, you can't even steal the ball from me.

[04:49:49] Look, I'm just passing it.

[04:49:50] Like, come on, brother, brother, brother,

[04:49:51] you've been trying the whole time.

[04:49:54] Like, Chad, it's like, I did, I don't even have to try.

[04:49:57] Look, come here.

[04:49:58] Oh, you wanna get it?

[04:49:59] Oh, my God, you wanna get it?

[04:50:00] Oh, come get it, then, Papi.

[04:50:02] Oh, then this is back to it, it's like, bro, I'll do this.

[04:50:04] Let the fuck, let the fuck.

[04:50:07] Like, I've been doing this, yeah, look at this.

[04:50:08] Like, you see what I'm saying?

[04:50:09] Bro, it's like, I'm not even trying the role.

[04:50:11] Now I'm back to not trying again.

[04:50:12] I'm not trying to fool you.

[04:50:14] You're back to not trying.

[04:50:15] Yo, this guy clinically is insane.

[04:50:17] This guy also is not.

[04:50:22] Yo, I'm gonna get him off the field!

[04:50:24] Unk! Unk! Unk!

[04:50:26] What is your pace?

[04:50:28] Fuck!

[04:50:37] Well played, uh, Marvin.

[04:50:39] Were you trying to run into a photographer on the sideline there? Where were you going?

[04:50:47] Pedro Neso. Pedro Neso.

[04:50:51] That was Fernandez.

[04:50:54] Wow, what a tackle. What a tackle. What a tackle. What a tackle.

[04:50:56] How many did you do? What a tackle. What a tackle. Jesus Christ.

[04:50:58] What a tackle. That is the challenge that happened. All right, boy. Huh? Hey.

[04:51:05] A tackle again? Oh, that's a tackle. Oh.

[04:51:09] I'm back to trying I'm back trying to get

[04:51:39] What's that?

[04:51:41] It's a rubber man, see what I mean?

[04:51:54] That's a nice screen for the armor, right?

[04:52:09] But you slimy bastard, you slimy bastard, you tried to score when my controller was

[04:52:17] broke.

[04:52:18] You slimy fucking bastard.

[04:52:20] Now, let me say this, don't you dare try to say you weren't trying until now.

[04:52:28] You've been trying this whole fucking time.

[04:52:31] So shut that shit up.

[04:52:34] I'm pause.

[04:52:36] All right guys let's start trying to take a nap.

[04:53:02] All right here we go, here we go, take a nap man.

[04:53:04] That's what they're trying, man. Seriously, bro, come on.

[04:53:06] It really ends on a high note. It ends on a high note, man.

[04:53:08] Bro, brother, for the 90th time, you've been trying this whole time.

[04:53:15] Don't try to make that an excuse. You've been trying this whole fucking time.

[04:53:20] You lost, you can't do nothing.

[04:53:24] And then you died, sweetened, you died sweetened with England.

[04:53:28] Hey, hey, stop screaming.

[04:53:30] Okay, Lord of the Soul is wrong. Lord of the Soul is wrong. Okay, this is the form is true.

[04:53:35] Chat, so what I'm going to start doing this, putting it all out, but not even just that,

[04:53:40] if you're a real human player, you know last game wins the four things.

[04:53:44] So it don't really matter about the other things, like other games at all.

[04:53:47] Yo, I'm not showing this controller up my ass. Yo bro, all the games matter. We played three, you won it one once!

[04:54:00] a genuine promise now.

[04:54:07] I'm stroking a defense. That was all all user. That was all user. Somebody's wrong.

[04:54:13] I'm so good at defense.

[04:54:15] It's just a toy getting at this point chat. You know what I mean? Like, I'm this toy invoice.

[04:54:20] What is the toy? You're getting your ass kicked!

[04:54:23] You are the toy. You are the toy. And I'm fucking playing with it. Oh, okay. I'm leaving it up on the table there.

[04:54:30] I

[04:54:38] Got fucking damn it Bruno

[04:54:46] You really love that red red red red red you gotta call something red. What do you mean?

[04:54:54] I always see you always

[04:54:56] Wow, look at that. Look at the sweat. Look at the sweat. Wow. That should be illegal.

[04:55:03] That should be illegal, bro. That should seriously be illegal. That should be illegal passing

[04:55:07] when you have a wide open goal. Wow. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at

[04:55:12] that. Look at that. I own that ass. He don't even know what he's doing. I own that ass.

[04:55:22] I feel Martin. There's a defender there. Martin, Martin, where you dribbling? There's a defender

[04:55:31] there, dude. He's like six feet tall. Fuck. Bambo. I can't do it. I can't do it. Watch

[04:55:39] out, I'm gonna pass to the middle. You gotta be ready. Martin, I'm gonna pass to the middle.

[04:55:46] over now. Rafa, Rafa. Hey bro, give us a nice flag with you. We did, we did Liverpool

[04:55:57] vs PSG, you lost. We did Barça vs Arsenal, you lost. We did, you had England, I had

[04:56:06] Sweden and you sleaked out of Ty and now we're on battle scenes, you lose it again.

[04:56:12] Marlin, you might be better looking than me.

[04:56:15] You might be taller than me.

[04:56:16] You might have a six pack.

[04:56:18] I might have a beer gun.

[04:56:19] You probably have a bigger penis than me.

[04:56:21] But at the end of the day, I play Zidniyok games.

[04:56:25] Don't mind fucking fights.

[04:56:26] This is all that I know.

[04:56:28] This is all that I love.

[04:56:29] This is all I care about.

[04:56:30] What happened from here?

[04:56:32] What happened?

[04:56:33] Come on, man.

[04:56:35] Come on, man.

[04:56:36] It's the difference between a gamer and a person who

[04:56:39] plays Zidniyok games from time to time.

[04:56:42] Really big fucking difference.

[04:56:45] Something different from the corner.

[04:57:02] Here's the answer. This is lovely football. He knows. It's all about possession.

[04:57:06] He knows. And then you wait for the one slip up.

[04:57:09] once left oh my god what is your finishing 10 chat marvin get the made

[04:57:15] outfit and get the sounds bro hey you tried your best and i'm proud of you

[04:57:20] for trying horrible past jesus jesus marvin horrible past

[04:57:29] and that is what all right who's number 15 get the fuck out of the field

[04:57:34] Fuck! This guy sucks!

[04:57:39] Martin, 21 minutes away from your fate.

[04:57:43] You lost every game.

[04:57:46] Besides one that we tied.

[04:57:50] Trivandrum.

[04:57:53] I think I was trying to tell him.

[04:57:58] Look, Martin, you tried your best too.

[04:58:04] You can literally pass them off for 40 minutes.

[04:58:10] You can pass them off for 40 minutes.

[04:58:12] Nice, bro.

[04:58:13] You can fully pass them off for 40 minutes.

[04:58:14] Are you proud of yourself?

[04:58:15] Your mom should be proud of you, right?

[04:58:16] And your dad, too.

[04:58:17] Pass them off for 40 minutes.

[04:58:18] 40 minutes to pass them off.

[04:58:19] Pass them all back.

[04:58:20] Pass them all back.

[04:58:21] Nice, bro.

[04:58:22] I believe it's what I like to call tiki-taka.

[04:58:25] Shut the fuck up!

[04:58:27] Shut the fuck up!

[04:58:29] Just shut the fuck up!

[04:58:31] Stop!

[04:58:32] Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

[04:58:34] Man with this.

[04:58:36] And Gregi from the twang.

[04:58:38] Now the quarter kick...

[04:58:40] Just three quarter kicks in a row.

[04:58:42] Not all the time's got it out here.

[04:58:44] Because it's three quarter kicks in a row.

[04:58:46] And they take a short corner.

[04:58:50] And he comes back!

[04:58:52] Are you fucking kidding me?!

[04:58:56] If you do another corner...

[04:59:02] The film was a short one.

[04:59:09] It took it interesting.

[04:59:14] But have you touched the ball this time?

[04:59:20] It's the big and good one.

[04:59:22] Five corners.

[04:59:23] Yeah, five.

[04:59:24] It's still in the danger.

[04:59:25] Five.

[04:59:26] short corner take him here

[04:59:36] good pass, good chance

[04:59:42] and it's been cut out, there's the turner

[04:59:44] oh there you go, you got the ball

[04:59:50] as soon as you got the ball you lost it

[04:59:52] alright bro, it was fun playing with you

[04:59:54] It was really, really, really fun.

[05:00:06] It was really fun playing with you.

[05:00:12] So Marla, that time you followed out...

[05:00:18] Marla, that time you followed me out...

[05:00:20] He keeps his head over the board and it's a beautiful ball.

[05:00:23] Next time you call me out to play, please understand.

[05:00:26] Now you're talking to the 2020 Remainer.

[05:00:41] You tried your best and you play it.

[05:00:50] a team to force them to stay and then they tip for the bandage. It's a really good goal.

[05:00:56] The ball's running again. It's not going their way all game.

[05:01:02] Oh, good defending, just when it was looking threatening.

[05:01:12] What a chance here. And there's the metric. We'll be taking the match ball home.

[05:01:20] But here we can see again, we do have to do something about it.

[05:01:24] Martin, if you want, instead of gift it, I prefer action to pay for it. It's a little bit quicker.

[05:01:30] But it's up to you. I'll take it for some too.

[05:01:38] Martin, I'll do a lot of them.

[05:01:40] No, I'll do actually...

[05:01:45] Is sell okay? I mean, I don't know. If it's not too much trouble, maybe Apple Pay.

[05:01:50] Actually get this up is good. You know what? I'll give you some

[05:01:55] Whatever is easier for you

[05:01:58] Whatever is

[05:02:00] If you wanted to get this up that's fine. They bow

[05:02:04] after pay

[05:02:05] But you know

[05:02:08] Actually have one way where you don't have to get to one here

[05:02:11] Yeah, I want you to keep us

[05:02:16] It's more than I tell you after the game

[05:02:19] We've got like three more minutes left

[05:02:20] I have some more goals

[05:02:23] Well if we watch it again, it's chaos here

[05:02:26] He's just lost it and decides to walk it into his own net

[05:02:29] I'm not sure his teammates have been happy with that

[05:02:34] Oh, could be here

[05:02:36] I'm not even playing the game with my bare fucking hands what if I put my dick and let

[05:02:51] that shit control the controller will he still get over 400 fucking corners over 100

[05:02:54] 500 corners in this fucking game huh how many fucking times look at this another corner

[05:02:58] I bet you.

[05:02:59] And they've scored a goal to get the stadium.

[05:03:01] You're wasting it!

[05:03:02] Shut the fuck up!

[05:03:04] Well, just take him up the base.

[05:03:10] You can't be doing any possession in the defensive field.

[05:03:13] Because you've got the ability to take him up there.

[05:03:16] We just have to stand up for him.

[05:03:17] Just pass him in, I think the rest is going to blow this thing.

[05:03:19] I'm going to be honest with you.

[05:03:20] You should have probably just had about five minutes.

[05:03:22] One last look for result of visiting fans we're hoping for.

[05:03:25] What did you make of it?

[05:03:26] I have one way for you to not pay the 200 bucks.

[05:03:31] It's just not so nerdy and when they went forward,

[05:03:34] it was really slow and suggestion that we really disappointed.

[05:03:37] I have a script.

[05:03:38] I just need you to repeat after me, go full cam.

[05:03:41] Listen, but once you agree to this, there's no turning back.

[05:03:45] All right, you got to think about it.

[05:03:48] All right.

[05:03:49] So you agree to follow the script.

[05:03:52] This will this will basically make it to where you no longer have to pay towards us

[05:04:09] Maybe you gotta be oiled up in a meat costume you get on a room. Oh my god. Are you gonna sleep the floor?

[05:04:15] Are you gonna sleep the floor? You got the meat costume on?

[05:04:18] Or have you looms?

[05:04:20] I thought you were good at FIFA

[05:04:23] Marlon I thought you were good at FIFA

[05:04:25] Please, please, please

[05:04:26] I thought you were good at FIFA, bro

[05:04:29] You said like, oh, so when you give them good at FIFA, when you give them good at FIFA, when you give them good at FIFA, when you give them good at FIFA

[05:04:34] Now you gotta be oiled up in a mate costume tomorrow

[05:04:36] Alright, I'm smashing your shirt

[05:04:38] Oh, you're smashing my shirt

[05:04:40] Why are you shivering?

[05:04:42] Why are you shivering?

[05:04:45] Yo! What the fuck?

[05:04:47] Fuck you!

[05:04:49] Fuck this shit!

[05:04:53] But I literally just like I fucking smashed

[05:04:55] I was gonna smash the chair and I fully smashed my own leg

[05:04:58] And people think it's gonna be fucked

[05:05:00] People think I'm fucking trolling but look at this shit

[05:05:02] Look at this shit

[05:05:04] People think I'm fucking trolling and I fully smashed my fucking leg

[05:05:07] I look like a little fucking crumb

[05:05:09] Yeah, so Martin, this is why-

[05:05:11] What do you mean yeah? What the fuck do you mean yeah?

[05:05:14] It fucking hurts bitch

[05:05:16] What do I need to say?

[05:05:17] why did you just take your quarters all down a little bit you need to cool it

[05:05:21] take a chill pill because right now look this was your one game where you talk

[05:05:26] I'm sorry I gotta finish this with a straight face why the fuck are you

[05:05:29] laughing I don't understand I just gotta finish this with a straight face so you

[05:05:34] said this is your one game like you're gonna beat me in this game and you lost

[05:05:39] three matches and tied one versus Sweden. Now, Marlon, you owe 200 subs, you have two options.

[05:05:48] You could pay the 200 subs right now, which will be greatly appreciated for the chat.

[05:05:52] Or option number two, you repeat my exact script while looking directly into the camera,

[05:05:57] but you don't know what the script is.

[05:06:02] And the third option is scaming, correct?

[05:06:04] Okay, well, I wasn't all right. I wasn't going to say that one. But yeah, of course that's option.

[05:06:11] Of course. So what option do you choose? Option one, two, or three? So you can scan

[05:06:20] or option two is repeat the script. No matter what I say, you have to do it.

[05:06:25] And then option one is just pay out pay out to them.

[05:06:28] All right, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go read a script.

[05:06:30] So make direct contact contact with the camera and repeat after me.

[05:06:35] Martin, make direct contact with the camera.

[05:06:39] Yeah, is that good enough for me?

[05:06:41] Yeah, let me make sure it's good real quick.

[05:06:43] Alright, so repeat after me.

[05:06:46] Jinxie, I apologize for ever challenging you to a gaming 1v1.

[05:06:51] You are literally my daddy.

[05:06:53] You're better at every video game ever.

[05:06:55] This is why you're the 2023 game of the year.

[05:06:58] of the year. And Jinxie, you might be more handsome than me.

[05:07:02] Okay. All right. Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready. Can you repeat

[05:07:09] that one more time, sorry? Jinxie, you're my daddy. I'm

[05:07:15] sorry for ever challenging you to a FIFA wager. You literally

[05:07:19] own me in every game. And you might be more handsome than me.

[05:07:22] Jinxie, you are mine.

[05:07:25] Say it. Say it.

[05:07:34] He's scammed. He's scammed.

[05:07:37] He fucking scammed.

[05:07:43] He fucking scammed.

[05:07:45] I actually didn't think he was gonna scam.

[05:07:47] No, no, I actually didn't think he was gonna scam. I'm being dead ass.

[05:07:51] What? He scammed.

[05:08:02] What?

[05:08:07] He phoned me. We just got scammed by Marvel.

[05:08:13] We just got scammed by Marvel. Refreshed tab?

[05:08:16] talk, but they're not the one standing on the stage so appreciate y'all man take care

[05:08:32] Sorry it was lagging a little bit

[05:08:34] Wait wait wait you're back, you're back

[05:08:36] Sorry it was a little lagging a little bit

[05:08:38] Sorry about that

[05:08:40] Sorry about that

[05:08:42] Alright so do you know the script or do you need to hear it one more time

[05:08:46] Was it do I know the script now I could cut out a little bit. Uh, but back to the options though back to the office though

[05:08:52] I was just thinking about it and I was doing it like I'm gonna get gifted all I can

[05:08:57] Yeah, it's good to get them man. No big deal. I'll give it. Yeah

[05:09:03] If you don't want to be the gift that you could just do one sentence if you want

[05:09:08] Yeah, just

[05:09:11] Yeah, one sense not bad one sense not bad, right?

[05:09:13] I'm right. So all you got to say Marvin is JXC you mock me.

[05:09:20] It's all you got to say. It's not a big deal. It's just like four words. That's all you got to

[05:09:27] say. It's just JXC you mock me. Okay. And that's it. That's literally it. That's the only like,

[05:09:34] and then you save a thousand dollars. Just say JXC you mock me.

[05:09:38] I didn't see you.

[05:09:45] You mock me.

[05:09:50] This is the highest my aura has ever been, no, no.

[05:09:54] This is the highest my aura has ever been, chat, no, no.

[05:09:57] This is the highest my aura has ever been, dude.

[05:10:00] Chat, this is the highest my aura, somebody clip it, his POV, no, chat, this is the highest

[05:10:08] my aura has ever been. Oh my God. Oh my God. All right, chat. I'm out of here y'all. Ladies

[05:10:17] and gentlemen, I'll see y'all tomorrow with another stream. Chat, we literally destroyed

[05:10:23] Marvin and FIFA. We destroyed Deji and FIFA. We only lost to speed because we were lagging,

[05:10:28] but it's okay. It's not a big deal. Y'all can say, quote, no streamer has legit beat

[05:10:33] me without me lagging. Thought I was gonna say who do y'all want me to beat next? We

[05:10:38] kick Deshi's ass, we beat Marlon's ass. Now speed that was a little you know we

[05:10:43] tied the first game but then I started lagging. Who do we play next?

[05:10:48] Chat W stream I love y'all boys man and I'll see you guys tomorrow.