[422/730] ⭐️ 2v2 vs Every Rank w/ Ron -> Rocket League Tourney @ 6PM ⭐️

Jynxzi

02-26-2026 · 6h 38m

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[00:00:30] What is that?

[00:00:32] What is that?

[00:00:34] What is that?

[00:00:36] What is that?

[00:01:08] I think about

[00:01:15] To

[00:01:17] Have us

[00:01:28] So why you call oh, yeah

[00:01:32] So while I was streaming I got news that

[00:01:35] But, somebody was playing with a new car in broccoli, do you want to sit with the cars?

[00:01:43] Yeah.

[00:01:45] Yeah, here you go, bro.

[00:01:46] Wait.

[00:01:48] What?

[00:01:50] Yeah.

[00:01:53] It's a new car, bro. New Meta or something.

[00:01:57] And the sweetest person you'll ever met.

[00:02:00] Hi, guys.

[00:02:02] What the fuck is this?

[00:02:04] But if you mess with me, then I'm going to kill you.

[00:02:08] I have my foolish last name.

[00:02:10] Did you make that fucking car?

[00:02:13] Oh my god!

[00:02:14] My mother.

[00:02:16] I see metal, by the way. That's all you got to do to finish. Now go on.

[00:02:20] I'm going to get up.

[00:02:21] So, let's try to pick the vibes back up. What the hell is that?

[00:02:28] Soon today is going to be the day that I can learn how to mess in.

[00:02:33] Right now, it's just the night, if I ever get out of here, I don't believe that anybody

[00:02:42] feels the way I do about you now.

[00:02:53] Yo, chat 2v2 every break in Rainbow Six-Seven with stable Rondale Ding-Doh.

[00:03:01] Today is gonna be cinema.

[00:03:04] Jack what rank is me and Ron making it to y'all? What rank? I'm telling you

[00:03:09] Birth certificate to was emerald with case shout out the goat. I think me and Ron could maybe make it to champ because

[00:03:18] Ron is the gamer bro. Ron is the gamer and I'm locked in

[00:03:22] I'm sure you heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt.

[00:03:30] Jack, give me a fucking song request, and don't fuck around.

[00:03:33] Jack, give me a fucking song request, dude.

[00:04:05] I

[00:04:19] Got it. I feel like a little bit of a zest fast today

[00:04:35] Yeah, what is this hour guys guys one more song was maybe maybe actually you know

[00:04:40] what Chad I got it relax

[00:05:05] Yo, I'm not a fucking sperm head.

[00:05:31] Jack, how was your day going in a scale of 1 to 10?

[00:05:34] In a scale of 1 to 10, if you're having a 2 out of 10 day, I hope that I can make it

[00:05:39] a 3 out of 10 day.

[00:05:40] If you're having a 5 out of 10 day, I hope that I can make it a 6, or dare I say, even

[00:05:44] a 7 out of 10 day.

[00:05:46] Jack, hope y'all boys are doing well, hope y'all boys are doing blessed, hope y'all

[00:05:50] boys is doing fantabulous.

[00:05:53] We got a long, beautiful, sexy, fantabulous stream cracking off in this Thursday.

[00:05:58] Chat, how'd I say it?

[00:06:01] Guys, if your day is shitty right now,

[00:06:02] I hope I can make it a teensy,

[00:06:03] weensy, ensy, fensy bit better.

[00:06:06] Hey, spermhead, W. Jinksy, long got thy hairy too.

[00:06:10] Play ever long, bro.

[00:06:12] The Marlin stream last night was peak.

[00:06:13] Thank you, buddy.

[00:06:14] Thank you, sir.

[00:06:15] Chat, I mean, yo, I'ma say this now.

[00:06:19] Chat, our next FIFA opponent?

[00:06:23] With tide speed, yeah, listen, listen,

[00:06:27] We tied speed, I was lagging, okay?

[00:06:30] The other games didn't count.

[00:06:32] We beat Detchy, we beat Marlon.

[00:06:35] My next opponent, hi best one.

[00:06:40] Okay, live playing games with Jinxie all day.

[00:06:44] Yo, chat again, this is what we call a classic,

[00:06:50] classic case of AI, bro.

[00:06:53] This is artificial intelligence at its finest.

[00:06:56] Guys, first thing I would have noticed.

[00:07:01] Do I have acne on my boobs?

[00:07:02] No.

[00:07:04] Am I built like a bowling ball?

[00:07:06] No.

[00:07:07] Do I eat bananas?

[00:07:08] No.

[00:07:09] Jack, this is AI shit, bro.

[00:07:11] It's AI.

[00:07:12] Yes, yes, you do.

[00:07:13] Yes, you do.

[00:07:14] Jack, y'all think I have acne on my tits?

[00:07:19] Fuck.

[00:07:20] All right, that one just spawned in, though.

[00:07:21] To be fair, that's it just spawned in.

[00:07:24] Chad, you sound bad at me, but now it's like all good.

[00:07:27] I don't like, my acting kind of went away.

[00:07:31] Nice pepperoni nips.

[00:07:33] Appreciate that, man.

[00:07:34] Appreciate that, bro.

[00:07:35] Thank you, bro.

[00:07:38] So, Chad, our next FIFA opponent.

[00:07:41] We beat speed.

[00:07:43] We beat, um,

[00:07:45] Deji.

[00:07:46] We beat Marvin.

[00:07:48] Our next FIFA opponent is KSI dude.

[00:07:51] Chat one week from tomorrow in Friday.

[00:07:55] Chat one week from tomorrow in Friday.

[00:07:58] Our next FIFA opponent is KSI.

[00:08:03] In one week.

[00:08:06] Chat I beat speed.

[00:08:09] Okay, I tied.

[00:08:11] All right, listen, I tied him.

[00:08:12] Tied speed, beat Deji, beat Marlon.

[00:08:16] In a week we're playing KSI dude.

[00:08:18] Now, Jack, listen up to what the fuck I'm about to say.

[00:08:21] Jack, March 3rd is the new season of Rainbow Six Siege.

[00:08:28] March 3rd, I may or may not be doing a 24-hour stream.

[00:08:36] May or may not, it's not 100% it's a 50-50.

[00:08:42] It's gonna depend how I'm feeling, okay?

[00:08:45] March 3rd, we might have a 24 hour seed stream.

[00:08:49] Then March 4th, 5th, 6th.

[00:08:53] March 6th, we're playing KSI and FIFA.

[00:08:57] March 8th, wait for the stream chat.

[00:09:00] March 8th, we are hosting a three versus three

[00:09:05] streamer only R6 tournament.

[00:09:08] There's gonna be no sweats, no champions, no pros.

[00:09:12] March 8th is gonna be the biggest R6 tournament

[00:09:14] never hosted. It's only streamers. I'm not playing. It's only streamers chat. I can give

[00:09:19] you a list of all of the players we have right now. Confirmed. These are the players that

[00:09:24] are confirmed to be in the tournament March 8th. Okay. Let me go to the group chat.

[00:09:30] Chat, these are the players that are 100% confirmed to be in the tournament. All right.

[00:09:36] Deji, Phantom, Kuffam, hold up, hold up, let me go, he will.

[00:09:43] Chad, these are the players confirmed for March 8th, okay?

[00:09:46] This is a 3v3 streamer only R6 tournament, March 8th Sunday.

[00:09:52] Kuffam, Deji, Phantom, Senna, Lose, Yugi, Bruce, Squishy, Aiden, XQC, Klicks, Stable,

[00:10:02] Ron Bale, Dingle, Riley, Zoink, Joe Bart, Arke, Jason DeWine, Lacey, Ray, and Sketch.

[00:10:11] Now we have, I believe, yes, we have four spots.

[00:10:17] Chad's gonna be 24 streamers, eight teams, 3B3Z only.

[00:10:24] 24 streamers, eight teams, 3B3Z only.

[00:10:27] That is gonna be Sunday, March 8th.

[00:10:29] It's gonna be seven of them up.

[00:10:31] Chad, it's going to be the greatest stream of all time.

[00:10:35] When I get all four of the lists, Chad,

[00:10:37] of all four of the streamers, I'll

[00:10:38] show you all the bracket of the teams that I'm going to make.

[00:10:40] But yeah, it's going to be set up, bro.

[00:10:42] All of them are either copper or brand new to the game.

[00:10:46] Oh, shit.

[00:10:46] Wait, dad, you want to be in the streamer tournament?

[00:11:04] I mean, is the frogs an ass watertight?

[00:11:09] Yeah.

[00:11:10] I'll get you in a tournament, dad. I'll add you in your copper, right?

[00:11:15] Okay, I know what you want to put you on.

[00:11:19] I mean, I mean, it's maybe the success is going low to your head.

[00:11:26] But, but like I'm your day one.

[00:11:30] Yeah, I have a team for you.

[00:11:32] Think about adding me to your tournament.

[00:11:35] Well, I didn't even know if you wanted to play.

[00:11:37] Yes, I want to play.

[00:11:39] Okay, do you want to know your team?

[00:11:41] Yes.

[00:11:43] Okay, I think Riley and Zoink need a third person.

[00:11:48] That's cool.

[00:11:49] Do you want to play with Riley and Zoink?

[00:11:51] Yep.

[00:11:52] All right, welcome to the tournament.

[00:11:54] Welcome to the tournament.

[00:11:56] Forgive me about me, love you, bye.

[00:11:58] I didn't forget, I didn't forget.

[00:12:02] I didn't know he wanted to play it.

[00:12:05] I did L, not L, Sperm.

[00:12:08] L, Sperm, L, Son, L, Son, L, Sperm.

[00:12:12] Elle's son, Elle's sperm, Elle forget.

[00:12:15] Chad didn't forget.

[00:12:16] I did not forget.

[00:12:17] So let me add in my dance to the group chat.

[00:12:19] So now we have three spots left.

[00:12:22] We have three spots left.

[00:12:24] This tournament is gonna be peak.

[00:12:28] Hold on, hold on.

[00:12:29] This tournament is gonna be peak.

[00:12:32] This tournament is gonna be peak.

[00:12:34] Now chat.

[00:12:35] Confident for the prime baby.

[00:12:37] Confident for the prime baby.

[00:12:38] Chat.

[00:12:40] It is a fantabulous, beautiful, magical Thursday.

[00:12:45] We're gonna be two of you chewing every rank with Ron.

[00:12:47] Chat, let's see.

[00:12:48] High-bives, are we ready to go?

[00:12:49] High-bives, if you're ready, me and Ron are ready.

[00:12:52] High-bives, if you're ready, me and Ron are ready.

[00:12:54] Chat, if you're copper, check your gamertag into chat.

[00:12:56] Xbox only.

[00:12:58] High-bives, if you're ready, be and Ron is ready.

[00:13:03] Let me call Habritz.

[00:13:04] Let me call Habritz.

[00:13:05] Tell me, let me call Habritz.

[00:13:08] Highbives called him, Jamesy called him.

[00:13:16] I can't wait to miss it.

[00:13:17] No chat.

[00:13:18] March 8th is gonna repeat.

[00:13:19] Highbives, how do you want?

[00:13:21] Okay.

[00:13:22] Are you fucking serious?

[00:13:23] Highbives, who answers a phone call from their boss with what the fuck do you want?

[00:13:30] Highbives, let me try this again.

[00:13:33] I'm gonna call you back.

[00:13:35] I gotta answer with a little bit more of his fat.

[00:13:40] Your call has been forwarded to the post.

[00:13:42] Oh, okay.

[00:13:43] All right, it's this guy's- No, it's this guy!

[00:13:45] Hi, guys!

[00:13:46] Answer the phone now!

[00:13:48] So.

[00:13:57] Dude.

[00:13:59] Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

[00:14:01] Are you fucking serious?

[00:14:03] Hi, guys.

[00:14:04] Let me make myself clear, bro. As the boss of this company.

[00:14:08] Highbives, you do not hang up. Highbives, when I'm in the middle of a sentence, you don't hang up.

[00:14:16] Are you fucking jomming? Highbives!

[00:14:25] Okay, Highbives, can I make the lobby of the Vite you?

[00:14:29] Um, let me look.

[00:14:30] You're going to invite me in eight minutes, so no, no.

[00:14:38] I can invite you in eight minutes, so I have enough time for a rock-a-dink game.

[00:14:42] Yeah.

[00:14:43] Eight minutes, eight minutes?

[00:14:46] Yeah.

[00:14:47] Okay, now, hi, guys.

[00:14:50] Yeah.

[00:14:51] Let's get personal.

[00:14:52] On a scale of one to 10, how do you feel in this workplace environment?

[00:14:56] Great, bro.

[00:14:57] I feel great.

[00:14:58] Hi, guys.

[00:14:59] to watch your your rocket league gameplay besides that's pretty good like do you think any notes from me

[00:15:04] I see you working all the time you take fucking any notes. Hi guys. Okay. I'm sensing a lot of the hospital today

[00:15:11] And I'm not really appreciating it. Let me say this bro. Hi guys

[00:15:17] Hi guys, would you say

[00:15:22] Hi guys, would you say that I have potential to be a top rocket league player

[00:15:29] Okay, and now hi Vax, would you say, um, hi Vax, would you say I'm a good boss?

[00:15:56] What are you pondering about?

[00:16:04] Hi guys, what is there to ponder about?

[00:16:07] No, at least you're a great boss.

[00:16:10] You're just like corny.

[00:16:12] I love working.

[00:16:14] Yo, there's not a script!

[00:16:17] Come on, bro!

[00:16:19] Isn't this the only company?

[00:16:25] Look, hi guys, look at it like this, hi guys, look at it like this, um, hello, you know what I'm saying, hi guys, you know, I know sometimes, sometimes we have, you know, our split-buffles, but...

[00:16:41] Oh no, no, no, no, fuck!

[00:16:43] Hi, hi guys, I got a lock in.

[00:16:45] I'll call you in five, oh five minutes.

[00:16:48] I hate when some kid scores on me and does that shit.

[00:17:12] You know I thought I'd just get on Rocket League.

[00:17:14] No, I thought I'd have a good time.

[00:17:16] I thought, oh, let me just play one game of Rocket League, right?

[00:17:18] Little did I know, I'd be bending over a table naked with a top of lubricant in my ass.

[00:17:24] Like, two goals in 30 seconds?

[00:17:28] Yola hit the ball here!

[00:17:31] Yola, how do you have four points?

[00:17:36] I have four points!

[00:17:41] How about now?

[00:17:42] What?!

[00:17:43] I made direct contact!

[00:17:46] I made you back contact!

[00:17:51] Son.

[00:17:58] It's gonna be a short fucking stream today!

[00:18:01] Tell Rondon I'm calling.

[00:18:07] Tell Rondon she's calling.

[00:18:09] That is a horrible idea.

[00:18:10] Terrible idea.

[00:18:11] Terrible.

[00:18:16] Hello?

[00:18:21] Summer after high school

[00:18:23] When we first met

[00:18:25] I went to the radio set

[00:18:29] And on your 18th birthday

[00:18:31] We got matching tattoos

[00:18:35] Used to see your parents licker

[00:18:37] And climb to the room

[00:18:39] Talked about the future

[00:18:41] That we had a clue

[00:18:43] And I'll be losing you

[00:18:49] In another life

[00:18:53] I'm gonna be your girl

[00:18:56] We won't give up

[00:18:58] In another life

[00:19:01] I got away

[00:19:04] I got away

[00:19:07] Yo!

[00:19:08] Oh no, you're good, you're good

[00:19:10] Rod, are you ready for today bro?

[00:19:12] Today is going to be a great fucking day.

[00:19:14] Like, it is going to be a beautiful, amazing day.

[00:19:17] We're going to beat this talent and win a tournament.

[00:19:20] And then after we hold out our penises,

[00:19:22] and do a penis reveal, oh my god, I'm so down, bro.

[00:19:26] Nice.

[00:19:27] Wait, you're not high today.

[00:19:28] No, because last time, bro, you're not high.

[00:19:32] No.

[00:19:33] Ron, today is not that like, Rocket League?

[00:19:34] Sure.

[00:19:35] You can play Rocket League while you're high, for sure.

[00:19:37] Every single loss today, chat, we take one shot.

[00:19:41] Let's get crazy.

[00:19:43] Let's get fucking crazy today.

[00:19:44] Jason's gonna do it with me.

[00:19:45] No, I thought you don't drink, right?

[00:19:47] I thought you don't drink.

[00:19:48] Well, I only drink when I drive.

[00:19:50] All right, let's play.

[00:19:51] Let me get on.

[00:19:52] Wait, what am I downloading?

[00:19:53] Rainbow Six Siege, I'm getting on Rainbow?

[00:19:54] Let me update my game.

[00:19:56] Wait, wait, wait.

[00:19:57] Rainbow Six Siege X?

[00:19:59] No.

[00:20:00] Wait, your game's not updated?

[00:20:03] No, it's updated, it's good.

[00:20:04] Oh my God, it's a show.

[00:20:05] Oh, why are you crying, bro?

[00:20:06] Like, why are you crying?

[00:20:07] Joe, can we get a cry counter?

[00:20:09] No, I thought you just said,

[00:20:10] I need to update my game chat. Did he not just say that way? Yo rainbow six each test server. I haven't sold. I'm gonna get on it

[00:20:18] No, no, no the main one not the test server not the test server. Oh, no, this is a hundred fifty two gigabytes

[00:20:28] Please Ron, please tell me you're trolling man

[00:20:31] Ron, please God tell me you're fucking with me, bro

[00:20:35] We can't play it if it actually says that 150

[00:20:38] Well, no, it doesn't say 150 gigabytes. It's a hundred forty eight now. I went by two already

[00:20:43] Ron Ron Ron listen a hundred and forty two gigabytes is gonna take an hour

[00:20:50] Well, now it's at a hundred forty seven

[00:20:52] How did it go up?

[00:20:54] Run run run. Oh my god. I really hope you're fucking with me run like run run run run if you are not fucking with me

[00:21:05] Okay.

[00:21:07] Alright.

[00:21:09] Alright, alright.

[00:21:11] Alright, Rob.

[00:21:12] Yes.

[00:21:13] We are in the battlefield.

[00:21:14] There is no sound boards.

[00:21:15] Look.

[00:21:16] We need to win.

[00:21:17] Oh, okay.

[00:21:18] If it's not among us, we need to win, Rob.

[00:21:20] I...

[00:21:21] Bro, listen.

[00:21:22] Bro, I don't know if you know this.

[00:21:24] I've always been a gamer.

[00:21:25] I have gaming genetics in my blood.

[00:21:28] Okay?

[00:21:29] I'm actually good at video games, bro.

[00:21:31] Like, I'm not worried, bro.

[00:21:32] Like, I'm not worried.

[00:21:33] And think about it.

[00:21:34] Close your eyes for me. Can you close them? Just close them.

[00:21:36] Close your eyes for me. Close your eyes.

[00:21:38] Imagine. Close your eyes. Everyone in the chat. Close your eyes.

[00:21:40] Imagine. We get on Rainbow Six Siege. We beat the challenge.

[00:21:44] And then right after, everyone's like, oh, W stream. That was a good stream, bro.

[00:21:48] And then we say, wait, we have one more.

[00:21:51] We hop on fucking Rocket League, and we get on, and we fucking win our first ever tournament!

[00:21:58] Like, bro!

[00:21:59] I just came.

[00:22:00] This could be crazy.

[00:22:01] Like, hearing that, I just came.

[00:22:03] Ron, okay, let's go like let's do this shit like Ron. Let's go. I'm gonna listen to the game

[00:22:09] Do I have you added on to be soft connection? I gotta give you a whoa? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? What is this pop-up?

[00:22:16] Updated to be soft. Okay. I'm so serious when I say this. I'm not even trying to sound disgusting

[00:22:22] It's like smelling your own moisture on your body smells so good

[00:22:26] And if you know you know it's simple as that like I'm not even kidding

[00:22:29] I smelled my foot and it's like sweaty, but it's like a good sweaty smell. You know what I'm talking about

[00:22:34] Yep, Ron, are you a lotion guy or do you?

[00:22:37] lotion or

[00:22:39] Sorry, but are you a lotion guy or lubricant?

[00:22:43] So one time I went in the shower. Actually, I tell you the story about how my mom figured my asshole before

[00:22:50] I'm serious. I've ever told you guys three say you swear to God

[00:22:54] I swear to God. I put it on our friendship on everything. I love I never told you the story your mom

[00:22:57] I swear, I'll call her right now if you don't leave me. I've done it all the time

[00:23:01] She gets mad, she gets mad.

[00:23:04] Ron, I don't believe you, bro.

[00:23:06] I'll tell you the story.

[00:23:07] So when I was younger, I'm loading my rainbow sixes right now.

[00:23:10] When I was younger, I was very constipated.

[00:23:17] So when I'm constipated, I had to really shit.

[00:23:20] I was like pretty young.

[00:23:22] My mom basically took Vaseline and put it in my asshole

[00:23:25] with her fingers to dig out the poop.

[00:23:27] I'm not kidding.

[00:23:28] I swear.

[00:23:29] And it ended up being like a tiny, tiny piece of poop.

[00:23:31] And I was just really concentrated.

[00:23:33] But I was super young, bro.

[00:23:34] I was 13, so like I'm not like dripping.

[00:23:37] Okay.

[00:23:38] It's a real story though.

[00:23:39] On my soul, it's a real story.

[00:23:40] On everything I love.

[00:23:41] I actually believe you.

[00:23:42] Okay, so Ron, first off,

[00:23:45] probably never tell anyone that ever again.

[00:23:47] Second, that is absolutely repulsive, bro.

[00:23:50] Your mom shoved Vaseline up your anus.

[00:23:54] Yes.

[00:23:55] It was over my parents, their bed.

[00:23:58] I was no more. No. We're done. Stop. I don't want to hear anymore. Oh my God. Ah, like what is that?

[00:24:06] Run. What? What? What was the point of saying that, bro? Oh my God. I don't know. I like to share

[00:24:12] stories with my friends, bro. I have another story you want? I just wanted about a melatonin

[00:24:17] bottle. I don't know if you ever heard it. No. Sure. Go out. What is it? When I was younger,

[00:24:25] I had a melatonin bottle that my mom bought me.

[00:24:28] It was basically the purple one with red gummies.

[00:24:31] And if you know a drop of me, if you know a melatonin bottle

[00:24:35] I'm talking about, basically I took the melatonin out

[00:24:38] of the bottle, fully emptied it, put a sock in the melatonin

[00:24:41] bottle, lubed up the sock, and then I started trying to

[00:24:44] stroke the sock in the melatonin bottle.

[00:24:46] Ron, what is your Ubisoft Connect?

[00:24:53] Yo, A. Ron, Ron.

[00:24:57] Oh, wait, I, okay, so I'm only level 15, is that okay?

[00:25:01] That is totally fine, we're not playing ranked.

[00:25:03] Just kidding, bro, I'm level 63, I was trying to troll you.

[00:25:06] Trying to raise your cortisol levels.

[00:25:08] Ron, focus.

[00:25:11] I know you have ADHD, dude.

[00:25:13] I have high-vives added.

[00:25:15] Okay, hi guys, join the game and then invite Ron Bale.

[00:25:19] Okay, Ron, I need to give you a little bit of a pep talk

[00:25:22] before we go in here.

[00:25:24] Yeah.

[00:25:24] But we're gonna win, I promise.

[00:25:26] Hi guys, is your name just hi guys,

[00:25:27] when you're at Vyze?

[00:25:28] It's just Vyze.

[00:25:29] How many i's, how many s's?

[00:25:32] Two i's, two s's, two e's.

[00:25:34] See how efficient I was?

[00:25:35] I knew there was gonna be multiple i's

[00:25:37] because hi Vyze loves doing that.

[00:25:38] Was your name R6, did you send me a federal request?

[00:25:42] So basically a kid hacked it

[00:25:43] I think I did. He unadded all of my friends and then added a thousand random people who are also actors.

[00:25:51] So I basically have all my friends. That's why you're not on my friends list.

[00:25:55] So you unadded me. Can we get an L-Jinksy to chat?

[00:25:58] That's not what I said! No!

[00:26:00] Can we get an L-Jinksy?

[00:26:02] I got it passed into my shit.

[00:26:04] So I, a good friend of yours, was trying to play with you as you added and you decided to unad me.

[00:26:10] Add me and make up this lame excuse to fucking make me feel better, bro

[00:26:15] Oh, it's simple just get five subs and I'll forgive you. I'm the best

[00:26:19] Yeah, you know what? I don't want to make you lock in. I know a way to make you lock in. I'm locked

[00:26:24] Oh, wait, I know a way to make you super lock in run what?

[00:26:29] Okay, let me say this I have been wait wait join join prices game really quick

[00:26:34] I want to make sure you actually get in here. Is it a hacker is a hacker now. No, no vice coach a hacker

[00:26:39] But you know what's vise? Because he has a dog as his profile picture.

[00:26:43] Vise, nice dog.

[00:26:44] Wait, what? This isn't him?

[00:26:45] No, you're not.

[00:26:46] He's not a fake high-vice? Who are you in a game with?

[00:26:49] There's a vise with, is that Jason as his profile picture? He's level 71.

[00:26:54] Jason as his profile picture. Let me check it out one second.

[00:26:59] It's not going to be high-vice. It's not going to be.

[00:27:01] That's not high-vice?

[00:27:02] That's not Jason. That's Habara. Yes, that's high-vice.

[00:27:05] Bro, that's not, that's fucked up dude.

[00:27:08] That's fucked up that is not Jason, bro. That's come on. I thought it was bro simple

[00:27:16] Okay, Jason

[00:27:17] Yo, Ron join the fighting game. Well, maybe you just give me my invites. How about that bro?

[00:27:23] I don't fucking invite. Give him his invites. Who is this, bro?

[00:27:27] Who's this guy calling me little puppet my DMs Vegeta looking hairline? Who is this, bro?

[00:27:33] Boy boy boy. Yo, what's good little pop? We all see that receiving hairline little puppy

[00:27:38] Vagetta hairline looking at what I've actually heard that one as well, bro. I'm not even trolling

[00:27:43] I legitimately think me and you are top two worst hair lines in the twitch community

[00:27:50] Do not put me in that fucking category, bro. Do not put me in that fucking category

[00:27:55] I am not I do not have a fucked up hair line. Look look look look at my shimmy looking. Yeah, I'm looking at mine

[00:28:00] Right, mine's bad. I'm okay. Now look at yours

[00:28:03] See, but Ron, right?

[00:28:05] If you shave

[00:28:07] Why are you mewik?

[00:28:09] Ron, if you shave, bro, if you shave buddy, it's gonna be bad.

[00:28:14] Like if you go bow.

[00:28:15] The thing is, what are you doing?

[00:28:17] What the fuck are you?

[00:28:18] Stop!

[00:28:19] Ron!

[00:28:20] Oh my God!

[00:28:21] Can you please stop?

[00:28:22] Ron!

[00:28:23] Stop!

[00:28:24] Yeah.

[00:28:25] This guy is ill, bro.

[00:28:30] This guy is ill.

[00:28:31] I want to also congratulate you, by the way, a formal congratulations to 500,000

[00:28:34] viewers.

[00:28:35] Okay.

[00:28:36] Yeah, thanks, bro. Thanks, man. I appreciate it. I've actually been congratulated for that for about four days now.

[00:28:42] Yeah, it's not a real number.

[00:28:44] Someone view-

[00:28:45] So you've bought.

[00:28:47] All I know is, HighBuyZ was somehow involved and I'm conducting a full-blown investigation.

[00:28:52] I know HighBuyZ-

[00:28:53] Take these files!

[00:28:55] No, it's not. I know- I'm just saying I know HighBuyZ had the hand in them.

[00:28:59] Check, can you hear me? I swapped.

[00:29:01] Can you hear me?

[00:29:03] Check, check.

[00:29:04] Okay.

[00:29:04] Not being gamer mode, bro. Game of fucking mode.

[00:29:07] Alright, no more of the happiness. Now it's about-

[00:29:10] Thank you for the six viewer raid!

[00:29:13] Sorry, go ahead.

[00:29:14] You're good. Now it's about depression and sadness, alright?

[00:29:17] This is Rainbow Six Siege.

[00:29:18] No one has fun on this game, everybody hates their fucking life,

[00:29:22] but they keep playing because they hate themselves.

[00:29:25] The way you see people-

[00:29:25] Yeah, but listen-

[00:29:26] Yes, it is.

[00:29:26] Let's change that, bro.

[00:29:28] Let's make it so everyone gets on this game and be like,

[00:29:31] Oh my god, I'm having the time of my life.

[00:29:32] This is about to be so much fun.

[00:29:34] No, maybe let's let's inspire people run. That's the thing people look

[00:29:38] You know the gift where it's the kid sitting on the bus and he goes thinking about and then actually doing it. Yeah

[00:29:44] Oh, yeah

[00:29:46] Thinking about playing siege is nice

[00:29:48] It's like sunshine and flowers and then you get on the game

[00:29:51] There's a kid using a Zim wall hacking and then you go to game chat to confront him

[00:29:55] Then he literally rips a slur and then shoots you in the face. That's what this game is

[00:29:59] But Ron first thing we need to do

[00:30:01] when you have a delay.

[00:30:02] We need to have a delay.

[00:30:03] Gotta kick-waddle me.

[00:30:04] Ron, what is your current delay right now?

[00:30:08] Chat type, type Keck Walk when you hear me.

[00:30:11] One, two, three, four, five.

[00:30:19] Isn't that like five seconds?

[00:30:20] Ron, okay, you know you can just go to your OBS

[00:30:22] and see what the delay is.

[00:30:26] Okay, I'm good.

[00:30:27] Ron, five seconds.

[00:30:28] Okay, could we get it to 10 seconds

[00:30:30] because people are gonna die.

[00:30:31] Outlaw!

[00:30:32] Outlaw!

[00:30:33] Can you add five more seconds to the delay?

[00:30:35] Why are you screaming at him?

[00:30:38] Because that's his fucking job, bro.

[00:30:40] That's his fucking job.

[00:30:42] How much do you pay out, Malron?

[00:30:43] How much do you pay him?

[00:30:45] Uh, I pay him and begging for him

[00:30:48] to give me a sub every month.

[00:30:53] Wait, so you pay him to gift you?

[00:30:56] Yeah.

[00:30:59] All right, let me add a delay.

[00:31:00] So I have to add a delay, okay fine ten seconds cuz bro. I'm telling you

[00:31:09] Settings so if you're on toolkit, all you gotta do is click stop. No, that's how you end my stream, bro

[00:31:16] Nice try bro. No toolkit. That's fucking try bro chat. I'll jinx. He's trying to end my stream

[00:31:21] No, you run if you want the raid, bro. I'll help you run. I got it right here stream enable delay

[00:31:26] No, no, no, RON RON RON RON RON!

[00:31:28] Ten seconds.

[00:31:29] Yes, ten seconds.

[00:31:30] Apply.

[00:31:31] Okay.

[00:31:32] Okay.

[00:31:33] Perfect.

[00:31:34] Type, type, type, type when you hear me, type, type when you hear me.

[00:31:35] Someone type, type when you hear me.

[00:31:36] Wait, they fucking hacked my shit.

[00:31:40] They're in my shit.

[00:31:41] I, I, hold on.

[00:31:42] Let me restart this.

[00:31:43] You're correct.

[00:31:43] Yo, round-dale.

[00:31:44] Hold on.

[00:31:45] I think I got the light going.

[00:31:46] You invited these, you invited these.

[00:31:47] Okay.

[00:31:48] Chat.

[00:31:49] I think you invited them, you invited them?

[00:31:55] Hey, Chad, when you see me, when you see me, put a kekwa, put a kekwa, kekwa, kekwa, kekwa, kekwa.

[00:32:03] Round two, here we go!

[00:32:05] High-bives, high-bives, okay.

[00:32:07] Are you inviting these guys or is me inviting them?

[00:32:14] Uh, high-bives, just get um...

[00:32:16] Wait, what? Hold on.

[00:32:18] Hey, hold on, I'm restarting this one more time.

[00:32:20] It's too much of a delay. It's like fucking too much, bro.

[00:32:23] Hi, guys. He's in a right game. Just get get somebody else

[00:32:27] Get that or two

[00:32:29] Get that or two get it out of two

[00:32:33] Check we need two coppers wait average the coppers aren't joining

[00:32:37] The coppers aren't joining what the fiddle sticks

[00:32:41] All right, we're gonna get new coppers chat

[00:32:44] Okay

[00:32:45] Okay, wait Ron. What is your experience on this game? Hold on bro. I think you I think your people took me out

[00:32:51] what do you mean my people okay when you hear me type kekwa kekwa kekwa kekwa

[00:32:58] type kekwa y'all how to see something run what do you mean someone took you out

[00:33:04] what the fuck are you talking about I'm good now I'm good now I'm good I'm good

[00:33:07] I got a little bit of their life well I thought people were taking me out bro

[00:33:11] no we better play or we better sit in the lobby bro this what happens when you

[00:33:14] lose you just sit in lobbies we have to get ready to know what you had a

[00:33:18] I'm just a delivery man, bro

[00:33:21] We're compost on joining did you tell me you're playing with stable fucking Ronaldo?

[00:33:24] They're probably gonna go fucking crazy about a post on snapchat and shit. Yeah, I'm ready. Yes 100%

[00:33:31] We're gonna tell them now. All right, bro run

[00:33:34] What was my cortisol levels are rising? I want to play I want to play Ron

[00:33:39] We're gonna play relax. Oh jakesy in the chat, bro

[00:33:43] Okay, Ron listen listen listen trying to play bro

[00:33:48] I know I know what it is. I know what it is. You're trying to get your fucking hours up for the month because you're barely streaming

[00:33:54] Got it got it. I got it. I'm familiar with this familiar with this play. I've done this before actually

[00:34:00] Let's sit here for a couple more minutes. No no chat. We're not trying to get our hours up the coppers aren't fucking joining

[00:34:06] Guys if you text your game attack of the chat then have I proceeded to whisper you on twitch and invite you

[00:34:12] Why are you trying to whisper people on twitch?

[00:34:15] Yikes this guy's going down hell chat bro. Do you speak English ronster run?

[00:34:20] I don't need all you're necessary to me papami to come your Migo

[00:34:27] Yeah, hey chat if we make it out of silver I'll be down I'll be damned if we make it out of silver

[00:34:33] I'll be Dan Ron ground rules no sound boards no team killing run if you fucking team kill me

[00:34:41] I'm going to burn my saddle up to the floor

[00:34:45] Listen, bro, what's a team without a little bit of fuck ups? That's how you learn from your mistakes. Let me tell you, bro

[00:34:50] Michael, uh, Michael Jordan never went to his first basketball game. Okay. He didn't get invited

[00:34:56] Look at that. That was a fuck up in his life. Now look where he's at, bro. You can't always

[00:35:01] Expect success success success success. You've got to go through a little bit of failures, bro

[00:35:06] Okay, how is this pfp allowed? No, like what do you like guys ai needs to stop them? No, seriously

[00:35:12] Okay, bro AI is a problem, bro. We need to tone it down

[00:35:18] Wait, so can you explain how this is going? Okay, my

[00:35:22] Rod I'm gonna give you a pep talk. Okay first. We need to put on

[00:35:29] I'm mostly excited about a gamer today. We're not we're not excited. We need to add a delay

[00:35:34] Then we'll get excited. I have a delay. I have a little easy 10 seconds

[00:35:38] Yeah, on God check it out. You can check it run on your mother's life. It's 10 seconds on my mother's life

[00:35:44] It's 10 seconds. It says 10 seconds to lay on my bottom. I'm gonna get ready

[00:35:48] Run I might delay to okay check my back. My screen's gonna go blue

[00:36:08] Are you ready?

[00:36:15] 15 minute delay and then watch!

[00:36:22] Classic, classic, actual classic, actual classic.

[00:36:28] This guy, this guy.

[00:36:29] Actual classic.

[00:36:30] Ron, it's my mic on!

[00:36:31] Ron, can you hear me?

[00:36:32] I hear you now, hello?

[00:36:34] Ron, we are going to be 2v2ing every rank in Rainbow Six Siege, starting at Copper, finishing

[00:36:42] at Champion until we lose.

[00:36:45] What if we lose against Copper?

[00:36:47] Then I'm never playing the same again.

[00:36:49] Ron, listen.

[00:36:50] What if Nolan V is pretty good?

[00:36:51] Ron, listen.

[00:36:52] Ron, listen.

[00:36:53] Ron, listen.

[00:36:54] They're saying your stream ended.

[00:36:55] Yeah, I know.

[00:36:56] Just ignore them.

[00:36:57] Ron, listen.

[00:36:58] Ron, listen.

[00:36:59] Wait, I don't know this map.

[00:37:01] It's okay.

[00:37:02] It's okay.

[00:37:03] It's the Copper's.

[00:37:04] We're doing okay. So run every game it's gonna be on a different map. So every rank we're gonna play them a different

[00:37:09] This is one of us. This is one of the worst maps in the game

[00:37:12] But it's very beautiful Ron listen if you listen to my every word and command at the higher ranks like I'm talking

[00:37:19] Plat emerald diamond champ will win Ron if you go out and do your own ADHD thing. We will not win Ron

[00:37:27] The furthest I've ever made it in this challenge is emerald me and K

[00:37:31] they submit it to Emerald and then we lost.

[00:37:33] Ron, if we could beat the Emeralds today,

[00:37:34] that'll be a new record.

[00:37:35] But Ron, listen, if we get all the way,

[00:37:38] and let's just say we beat the Emeralds,

[00:37:41] Ron, I'll give you a thousand subs, give.

[00:37:44] Put it on God.

[00:37:45] Ron, on everything I love, I want you to be locked in.

[00:37:48] If we get a new record tonight and beat the Emeralds,

[00:37:51] I'll give you 1,000 gifted subs, Ron.

[00:37:53] If we beat the Emeralds.

[00:37:54] I'm gonna try my balls off

[00:37:56] and I want you to try your balls off.

[00:37:57] Ron, you're not some normal guy.

[00:37:59] FNCS dude, you understand run you want to fncs. I know we have the potential to do

[00:38:24] After a minute, I understand but at the start of the round

[00:38:28] I know, I know, I know, okay, you fucking chud like you fucking quarters all level

[00:38:38] Just let me lock in bro. Hey Jack, what is this one? No, we're not making business though run stop shooting fire randomly

[00:38:48] It's put in my title for a thousand gift that we beat emerald and run a prediction every game if you don't you're fired

[00:38:52] I shot the cameras.

[00:38:53] Ron, Ron, go.

[00:38:54] Right here, right here, both of them, both of them, both of them, both of them, both of

[00:38:59] them, both of them.

[00:39:00] Right on my mark, on my mark, on my mark.

[00:39:01] Wait, you're actually yellow painting.

[00:39:02] Oh my god, you're yellow painting.

[00:39:03] You're yellow painting.

[00:39:04] Ron!

[00:39:05] Go kill.

[00:39:06] Wait, wait, wait.

[00:39:07] You ought to get on camps.

[00:39:08] Go kill.

[00:39:09] Ron, you ought to get on camps.

[00:39:10] It's okay, ready?

[00:39:11] Oh my god, Ron, I loved you.

[00:39:12] I loved you.

[00:39:13] You ought to get on camps.

[00:39:14] The game's over.

[00:39:15] Watch this.

[00:39:16] Three, two, one.

[00:39:17] Three, two, one.

[00:39:21] Oh my god, Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty!

[00:39:25] Yes!

[00:39:27] Close your eyes, close your eyes. Do not watch. Close them now.

[00:39:29] Is it on me? Is it on me? Is it on me?

[00:39:32] Your eyes were closed, right? Wait, what?

[00:39:34] Yeah, is it on? Are you ready?

[00:39:36] Okay, Ron, were you or were you not watching that film?

[00:39:40] I wasn't watching it.

[00:39:41] Thank you. See, bro, this is why I love you.

[00:39:43] Ron, little things like that, like getting off cameras

[00:39:47] and calling out Ron, that's what's gonna get us

[00:39:49] to beat the higher ranks.

[00:39:50] Wait, they banned my, wait, I banned the guy

[00:39:52] that I wanted to choose.

[00:39:55] Hey, Ron, we're on attack!

[00:39:58] You can't, Ron, you can't, like, okay.

[00:40:01] It's gonna alternate every round.

[00:40:04] It's first one up to four, okay?

[00:40:06] Does that make sense?

[00:40:07] It's gonna keep alternating.

[00:40:08] Attack, he wants.

[00:40:09] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:40:10] Can I use JP or no?

[00:40:10] Let me use JP.

[00:40:11] Yes, okay, great question.

[00:40:13] Nice Ron. I'm an open book. Ask me anything.

[00:40:16] Don't give me is great. What age did you lose your virginity so okay what I'm

[00:40:22] what I meant by a story to I'm curious like so you're a rabbit fucker type of

[00:40:28] guy that you're not a you're not a slow stroke sure

[00:40:33] I'm in there bro so what I meant by ask me anything I'm open book just ask me

[00:40:38] about see okay I'm not telling you about the time I lost have you ever

[00:40:41] I'm not answering that. I'm not answering that. 2022 viewers know. That's all I'm gonna say.

[00:40:51] Jack, 2022 viewers know. I'm not answering that though. All right, Ron. It's always good

[00:40:59] to push with me, okay? Also, future reference for the higher ranks, it's always good to

[00:41:05] let me have the diffuser, okay? Ron, I have 30,000 hours on this game. I'm a loser,

[00:41:09] 30,000?

[00:41:11] Holy shit, get a fucking job, bro.

[00:41:14] It's probably going to be...

[00:41:15] Holy fucking shit.

[00:41:17] It's probably close to 40,000.

[00:41:19] Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.

[00:41:21] Fuck you, you're not hot.

[00:41:22] So Ron, Dokeby's probably the operator

[00:41:24] once you were playing the most today.

[00:41:26] Do you know what she does?

[00:41:27] Do you know what Dokeby does?

[00:41:28] Yeah, I'm gonna call JP in one second.

[00:41:29] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:41:30] Captain, Captain, Captain, Captain.

[00:41:31] Slow down, slow down, Ron.

[00:41:34] Remember, we have two minutes.

[00:41:35] Alright, you watch out, watch out, watch out.

[00:41:36] Shoot this, Ron, shoot this.

[00:41:38] Shoot this, shoot this.

[00:41:39] Ron, shoot this.

[00:41:40] Ron, shoot this.

[00:41:41] Ron, shoot this.

[00:41:42] Ron, shoot this.

[00:41:43] Ron, shoot this.

[00:41:44] Ron, shoot this.

[00:41:45] Ron, shoot this.

[00:41:46] I know.

[00:41:47] Now, shoot this.

[00:41:48] All right, jump in.

[00:41:49] Use your duck to be called.

[00:41:50] Ron, jump in.

[00:41:51] Use your duck to be called.

[00:41:52] Now, we're going to be able to hear that.

[00:41:53] Captain's on the shelter.

[00:41:54] I'm going to one tap Captain really quick.

[00:42:02] Special forces going out.

[00:42:05] Where do you know where left left left left left left left and right left and right

[00:42:15] What the fuck these guys are good they're not copper

[00:42:21] Yeah, they're copper no they're not that guy locks onto my head wrong there as copper

[00:42:32] as coffee could be dude.

[00:42:34] I'm confused. No, see? See? See? Wait, hold on. Wait, wait.

[00:42:42] Nah, he's on 60F of me. He's probably a copper.

[00:42:45] Look, bro.

[00:42:46] I already figured it out, bro. Don't worry about it.

[00:42:47] See, Rob, use the thing. It's Siege.

[00:42:49] Jack, uh, Mom, clean up the kids laughing.

[00:42:51] Everybody's died due to a copper. I don't care.

[00:42:53] Rob, listen. It's Siege.

[00:42:55] Wait, don't giggling at me with this.

[00:42:56] There's this, like, baby?

[00:42:58] There's this baby with his fist to his mouth in my chat.

[00:43:01] Yeah I know, I can't escape that emote for the life of me.

[00:43:04] So Ron, it's siege, okay?

[00:43:06] It's a one-shot headshot game.

[00:43:08] Anybody can kill anybody.

[00:43:10] Ron, that's why I need you to be extra locked in, okay?

[00:43:13] Cause right there, you kind of went out

[00:43:14] and did your own thing, all right, Ron Dale?

[00:43:16] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[00:43:18] Ron.

[00:43:19] Okay, I'm actually, you're on my character,

[00:43:20] that's my character.

[00:43:21] And I'm locked in, I'm locked in something.

[00:43:23] Ron, I'm statistically one of the greatest

[00:43:25] new players of all time, all right?

[00:43:26] Yeah, you need to mute right now, bro,

[00:43:27] and fucking lock in, you just got to a copper.

[00:43:29] Shut up, tell me where to go.

[00:43:30] What type of gaming environment is this?

[00:43:32] What type of gaming?

[00:43:34] Ron, all right.

[00:43:35] Fresh start, clean slate.

[00:43:37] Bro, if we lose to coppers,

[00:43:39] I, Ron, you realize I'm never gonna be able to show my face

[00:43:41] on the TV community again.

[00:43:42] We're not gonna lose to fucking coppers.

[00:43:44] Bro, oh my God, I'm gonna shoot you.

[00:43:45] I'm not serious.

[00:43:47] I'm sorry.

[00:43:48] Say your sorry.

[00:43:49] I'm sorry, all right?

[00:43:50] Ron, sorry.

[00:43:51] Sorry what?

[00:43:52] Sorry, Ron.

[00:43:53] No.

[00:43:54] Sorry, dad.

[00:43:55] I'm here.

[00:43:57] This guy's a freak, bro.

[00:43:59] Jack, no, this guy's legitimately a freak.

[00:44:01] This guy's legitimately a freak, y'all.

[00:44:04] Let's play, bro.

[00:44:05] Let's go.

[00:44:06] Bubble out.

[00:44:06] Bro, do you drink coffee enough?

[00:44:08] Nah, I don't drink coffee. I just wake up.

[00:44:10] Right here, right here. Both of them, both of them, yellow. Right here.

[00:44:13] Right here. Okay, I'm gonna mark them both, right? Oh, no, I'm not.

[00:44:15] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[00:44:16] Okay, right here, right here. Both of them.

[00:44:19] There's no way this is a real fucking copper.

[00:44:21] Right, right up here, right here, right here.

[00:44:24] Right there, right there, right there. I'm gonna mark them, I'm gonna mark them fucking.

[00:44:27] Don't, I don't.

[00:44:29] He's quite my god, he's going around the corner nice one more

[00:44:34] Right there peeking peeking peeking peeking peeking speaking

[00:44:36] For speaking on your left. He's gonna be just we're swinging just swing it just means to buy swing out the door

[00:44:51] Okay

[00:44:59] I'm a fucking G! Wait, why is there an input? Why is there an input?

[00:45:11] Yes! Okay, Ron, I don't think you realize how rare what you just did is. You just did

[00:45:16] a Randy Orton off the top rope, four second detection to jump out and flip-flop.

[00:45:21] What?

[00:45:22] That's what we do. That's what we do.

[00:45:24] Okay, no, no.

[00:45:25] This is why we rainbow!

[00:45:27] Stop! Okay, let me make myself clear. Ron, I'm known for one thing in this game, and that is hearing, okay?

[00:45:34] I'm solid at everything else. My hearing is the greatest of all time. When you are blasting my eardrums out, Ron, I can't hear, alright?

[00:45:42] So think of it like that. You're nerfing your teammate, alright? Ron, oh, okay. Cool comp. No, no, it's that sighted fault.

[00:45:48] You're excited. I love it. It's good passing. But Ron, cool comp collected. Imagine like you're a 911 operator and you're giving a call out, right?

[00:45:56] Or like imagine you're can I get extra pepperoni on my pizza the extra pepperoni, please help me

[00:46:01] Oh, okay. I don't you're saying now the pepperoni is six foot tall. I got you now. I'm understanding you. Let's play bro

[00:46:10] So run like yeah

[00:46:13] When you get caught up you can't start like screaming them into my ears because then I won't be able to hear

[00:46:19] All right, I need to be able to hear you

[00:46:21] What do you mean cancel what is what is that?

[00:46:28] Pepperoni is oppressive

[00:46:32] Keckler Keckler Keckler

[00:46:36] Sorry bro, run, let me give you a performance grade after every right, okay?

[00:46:41] But so wrong at the end of every game

[00:46:43] I'm gonna give you like a performance grade all the night like F and a star okay

[00:46:47] as a student jc help me jc help me jc gotta help me how do i fix this how do i fix this you're gonna

[00:46:53] leave it right click bar just click space oh okay right turn around turn around i'm gonna

[00:47:00] need you to focus okay because whatever that bullshit is it's not gonna fly in my team we can't be

[00:47:05] getting stuck on repel us all right wait for me wait for me wait for me wait for me i hear what's

[00:47:15] If Ron's audio is delayed on the camera, just take a look because it's just gonna look like for you

[00:47:22] Jaxie they have a doka beat

[00:47:24] Oh my god Ron get out of here get out of here Ron get out of here you're gonna get ran out on

[00:47:34] How are you so good? Oh my god give me back shots Ron. I don't want to

[00:47:39] Call an ambulance, but not for me!

[00:47:46] Fuck!

[00:47:47] Do you have a call about?

[00:47:49] You know where you're at?

[00:47:52] You're right, you're right.

[00:47:55] Yes!

[00:47:56] Yes!

[00:47:57] Yes!

[00:47:58] Ron, let's go!

[00:47:59] Yes!

[00:48:00] Let's go!

[00:48:01] Let's go!

[00:48:02] Good kill!

[00:48:03] Good kill!

[00:48:04] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:48:05] Ron, we're looking for you.

[00:48:06] Good kill. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Ron we're looking good. Okay. Good kill. Okay. I

[00:48:12] Kind of I sort of love you as a teammate Ron. You're getting kills. You're going doggaby. Your aim is good

[00:48:18] You're playing with confidence. Cheers. I kind of I chat him like in what I'm seeing out of wrong deal

[00:48:23] Listen, bro. Sometimes don't be okay, Ron. You're doing. Oh

[00:48:27] You're doing this thing where you're banning the opposite way. Wait, how many rounds are there? It's up to four

[00:48:32] So every game every game is gonna be about 15 minutes max

[00:48:36] Okay, but when we get closer to the better ranks, I feel like we got to play different

[00:48:43] maps that I know.

[00:48:44] Yes, Ron.

[00:48:45] I got you.

[00:48:46] So what's your favorite map in SEA?

[00:48:47] It's probably Oregon.

[00:48:48] Oh, Oregon.

[00:48:50] I love that map.

[00:48:51] The staffs.

[00:48:52] Oregon?

[00:48:53] Oh, Oregon.

[00:48:54] That's a good map, too.

[00:48:58] What's a miho?

[00:48:59] Just let him go.

[00:49:00] Let him go.

[00:49:01] Not Ron.

[00:49:02] Oh, I'm getting raided right now by Miho.

[00:49:07] Now, Rob, do you know any other map besides Oregon?

[00:49:10] If you could help, not even a single one.

[00:49:13] You've only played Oregon up until today.

[00:49:16] Nope.

[00:49:17] Five seconds.

[00:49:20] Can I try one round where I kill you and play?

[00:49:22] No, no, Rob, Rob, stop.

[00:49:25] Now, let's not do that.

[00:49:28] All right.

[00:49:30] Jesus, what type of psychotic

[00:49:32] Question is done.

[00:49:36] On me

[00:49:38] You just lost your membership at video spot

[00:49:41] Chad does anybody know that movie? High-fives get this up to the first guy that

[00:49:45] Satisfied me what has been targeted by dominoes. Do you order food game? Oh stamos?

[00:49:52] Don't worry. I'm so tough

[00:49:59] All right, the cops is off to a good start round deal

[00:50:03] You just lost your membership at video spot

[00:50:08] Where are you bro, are you okay? Are you okay? Oh, I must I must hold up

[00:50:16] Can I check I'm gonna try I'm gonna try yeah go for

[00:50:21] That's easy

[00:50:23] Let me see let me see you. Let me see your I didn't even know he was there. I'm not gonna lie look

[00:50:27] Oh

[00:50:29] He's out wait

[00:50:31] It is actually good

[00:50:33] Wait, this is gonna be a fucking clean sweep bro. I'm gonna get a thousand fucking subs

[00:50:38] Rod remember if we beat emerald

[00:50:40] Let's go!

[00:50:42] If we beat emeralds that'll be our literally our

[00:50:46] Highest like dude that'll be like the new record on this channel chat

[00:50:50] We've never gotten past emerald me and K-Saw have the record with emerald

[00:50:53] All right, let's get a Nolan and Zaba out of here guys.

[00:50:58] Nolan and Zaba.

[00:50:58] What's next?

[00:50:59] What's next?

[00:51:00] So next up is Brown.

[00:51:01] So basically, everybody can see.

[00:51:04] Are you listening to TickSong?

[00:51:06] There is copper, bronze, silver, gold, platinum,

[00:51:10] emerald, diamond champion.

[00:51:12] So emerald is gonna be our sixth game.

[00:51:14] So let's not get out of ourselves.

[00:51:17] Let's focus on what's in front of us

[00:51:18] and let's take this one step at a time

[00:51:20] and let's set a new record today on this channel.

[00:51:23] Ron? Ron, did you hear anything I said? Ron, did you hear anything I said?

[00:51:33] You got me beat with that. I don't even know how to seep with that. If the love was real,

[00:51:38] keep for that. I changed her life. They said rap. She said that's for that.

[00:51:43] Ron? Did you hear a single word that I just said?

[00:51:48] I'm listening, bro. I'm ready. I'm ready.

[00:51:50] What did I just say?

[00:51:51] Okay, so next.

[00:51:52] So next.

[00:51:53] Next is Silver, correct?

[00:51:56] Jesus Christ. Uh, no, next is Bronze. So, Ron...

[00:51:59] Wait, what the fuck did we just play?

[00:52:01] Copper. Ron, did you hear?

[00:52:02] Wait, Copper is the same shit as Bronze. They're the same material.

[00:52:07] No. Bronze is one rank ahead of Copper.

[00:52:12] Also, Ron, Ron, Copper and Bronze are two separate things, dude. Two separate things.

[00:52:18] Copper and Bronze are two different things.

[00:52:20] All right, all right. Come on, bro. Let's get in the next lobby. Yeah, he's getting the bronzes in

[00:52:26] Now I so the lobby might glitch dude. There are a lot of my glitch if it doesn't got to make a new one

[00:52:31] I hope it's a glitch bro. Okay, so so right now we're about to go against what rank chat

[00:52:37] What we're about to go against bronze around for the third time and it's over and it's diamond

[00:52:42] No, and it's platinum. No stop. No, no stop. No, it's copper bronze silver

[00:52:48] Gold, Platinum, Emerald, Diamond, Champ.

[00:52:55] Oh, we're easy.

[00:52:56] There's no way I'm worse than K-Soul.

[00:52:58] There's no fucking way.

[00:52:59] See, the thing is, K-Soul was, okay,

[00:53:01] K-Soul was on a controller,

[00:53:03] so your aim is naturally gonna be better,

[00:53:05] but K-Soul was a good teammate.

[00:53:07] He played no mad, that's...

[00:53:09] Wait, Chad, didn't K-Soul lose to the Diamonds

[00:53:10] or the Emeralds?

[00:53:11] Cause someone took it with him.

[00:53:13] Wait, Chad, if you can compare me to one player,

[00:53:15] who would it be?

[00:53:16] Like, if I could be compared

[00:53:17] to like a basketball player or football player.

[00:53:18] I have it perfectly.

[00:53:19] A basketball player, basketball player, basketball player.

[00:53:21] Okay, do you want me to be honest?

[00:53:22] Yeah, go ahead.

[00:53:25] Mugsie Boats.

[00:53:27] Ooh, that's a fire ass name.

[00:53:29] Yeah, look him up.

[00:53:31] What's his name, Mugsie Boat?

[00:53:33] Mugsie Boats.

[00:53:36] Mugsie Boat.

[00:53:37] Mugsie Boats.

[00:53:39] Mugsie Boats.

[00:53:41] Oh no, okay, Ron, we have to, okay, sorry.

[00:53:44] I hate to burst your bubble.

[00:53:45] But you're confirming to Angel Reese.

[00:53:47] Okay.

[00:53:48] Ron, I hate to burst your bubbles.

[00:53:51] So we have new information.

[00:53:53] What?

[00:53:54] Me and Kaseo actually beat the Emeralds

[00:53:56] and we lost to the Diamonds.

[00:53:57] So for you to get the thousand gifts

[00:53:58] that we have to beat the Diamonds.

[00:53:59] Bro, what?

[00:54:01] You can't go back on your word, bro.

[00:54:03] I know, but the word was to break the record.

[00:54:05] That's like, that's what it is.

[00:54:07] We have to run.

[00:54:08] For you to get the thousands of, we have to beat.

[00:54:10] L Jinksy.

[00:54:11] He lied, bro.

[00:54:12] He lied.

[00:54:13] He said, was that?

[00:54:14] No, I just forgot.

[00:54:15] He did that slide.

[00:54:16] He did that slide.

[00:54:16] So, Ron, we have asked is the lobby glitch, the lobby might be glitch habits, if it is

[00:54:26] calling dude.

[00:54:27] So, I'm confused Angel Reese that bad at basketball?

[00:54:33] No, she's great, Ron.

[00:54:40] Angel Reese might need a new lobby.

[00:54:43] Alright, Ron, I'm making one.

[00:54:44] I'm making one.

[00:54:45] I'm making one.

[00:54:46] Great player

[00:54:49] Right now band of the match, okay a band of the match. I gotta make you love me. Hi guys

[00:54:53] Why are the customs so buggy in this fucking game?

[00:54:58] Right, I close the game I

[00:55:03] Close the game by accident

[00:55:04] Maybe close the game, but why do you tell me to close the game like oh my god, bro?

[00:55:09] Dude chat. Oh, I'll control freak, bro. This guy's trying to control me. No, I'm not some fucking puppet, bro

[00:55:15] I'm Angel Reese

[00:55:18] The lobby is glitched in we have to get out of there doesn't matter

[00:55:31] Hi guys, I invited you Ron I invited you

[00:55:34] We know high-fives to get into the back to you. Sorry Ron. Can I add you really quick? Oh, do we stop connect? Yeah, all right. I'm back

[00:55:40] There's no way WNBA is real, right?

[00:55:46] What do you mean real?

[00:55:47] Chad, is this real?

[00:55:48] Run attitude, run attitude, run attitude, run attitude, run attitude, run attitude.

[00:55:56] In another life, I won't be your girl.

[00:56:05] Ron, are you watching WNBA highlights right now?

[00:56:08] you join a fucking game.

[00:56:10] Well first of all don't raise your voice at me bro all I'm doing is just trying to

[00:56:14] have fun with my friend playing fucking Rainbow Six Siege and then Rocket League

[00:56:17] but instead you have to just yell at your friend. This is why I get sad this is

[00:56:21] why I feel sad because whenever you do that it makes me feel like...

[00:56:25] Ron Dale Jingle I need you in the game okay Rod? We need to get the...

[00:56:29] Did you send me a front-of-glass?

[00:56:31] I sent you a front-of-glass and what's your name?

[00:56:33] My name is O underscore Jamesy. Oh, is this a hacker? I don't know

[00:56:39] Just add me and see what happens. I did I did

[00:56:43] Okay, I should have invited you as well. He didn't invite me. He did not invite me. Have I did it in that you okay?

[00:56:48] Let me invite you

[00:56:50] All right, sir. So I invited you

[00:56:53] Ron I bet you I bet you

[00:56:55] Chet, what's your favorite type of ice cream, bro? I'm thinking about getting one right off the chip mid chocolate chip

[00:57:00] Yeah, that's usually mine too.

[00:57:02] Wait, is that actually your favorite?

[00:57:04] Yeah, everyone makes fun of me for it.

[00:57:06] They say I'm ugly or weird for doing that,

[00:57:08] but I'm not gonna lie, mint chocolate chip is just so good

[00:57:10] because it's so basic and just relaxing.

[00:57:12] I don't know, bro. It's just like chill, bro.

[00:57:14] It's like, it's very chill vibes.

[00:57:16] You know what I'm saying, dude?

[00:57:18] Yep. Hi, guys. Could we get a thing on the screen

[00:57:22] that says current rank rounds,

[00:57:25] like the rank for competing ants?

[00:57:27] Do you know what it means to have eyes?

[00:57:29] you know what i mean can we get that for every match

[00:57:35] alright run them back

[00:57:37] forty dollars for food

[00:57:39] all my god but you get me ten

[00:57:41] through the second papers

[00:57:43] uh...

[00:57:44] gift you'll meet

[00:57:46] pay for your food

[00:57:47] what do you think it was real quick bro

[00:57:50] you know i could pay for that what you get about

[00:57:54] uh... i'm getting gold ribeye steak it's fourteen thousand dollars

[00:57:59] What you want me to do? Okay. Okay. Be honest. Have you ever ate some gold like shit because

[00:58:06] I know you're a billion you're a billionaire. Let's be real. No, I've never eaten that.

[00:58:10] I broke the look the only thing that people do to make food

[00:58:16] Expensive it's just caviar caviar is disgusting that is put caviar is actually nasty

[00:58:22] It is accurate. I don't get it the only way to get like a thousand dollar sandwich is if somebody literally puts caviar in it

[00:58:28] and chat. I've never had caviar, but I've looked it up. It's just fish eyes. I'm good,

[00:58:33] bro. I would, I'd rather shove caviar up my ass than eat it. I'm not kidding.

[00:58:38] No, dude, most fish, generally, generally, and I mean generally serious, it actually

[00:58:43] tastes disgusting. Bro, can I ask you what this generally thing is? What is this generally

[00:58:48] thing? What are you talking about? Like I see Lacy type generally, you type generally,

[00:58:53] you guys say generally, what is this? Well, it's just not a bad shot. You know,

[00:58:57] Nabs you have heard of a nabs not about a shop not about shot at all wait. They're saying that it's fish eggs

[00:59:02] You've done her head. Okay. It's not their eyes. So tell me what's more disgusting

[00:59:09] What is gonna say? Okay, but Ron what is more disgusting? Would you rather eat fish?

[00:59:16] Eggs or would you rather eat a pizza? I would rather eat a pizza. All right. Whoa, whoa, whoa

[00:59:21] What kind of a Luminati triangle shit is that? Oh, bro? It's the best food in the world. Give me not

[00:59:27] Wow, wow, pizza.

[00:59:29] I'm telling you, this guy is bigger than me.

[00:59:32] Pizza, pizza, huh?

[00:59:35] Pizza, huh?

[00:59:37] You're going on with it, yo.

[00:59:39] Yeah, I'm telling you, this guy is a goofball, dude.

[00:59:42] All right, bro, are you ready?

[00:59:44] Yeah, bro, whatever you say, bro.

[00:59:47] Whatever you say, bro, I'm ready to play.

[00:59:50] I just don't kill me, bro. I love my life.

[00:59:52] All right, all right, Rob, are you ready?

[00:59:54] Yeah, bro.

[00:59:56] a map. I swear to God too when I say this. The Lunchables that are nacho cheese are so

[01:00:13] fucking good with the salsa, but that shit is actually fucking, mwah.

[01:00:17] Hi guys, could we get something on the screen that says bronze rank or like current rank

[01:00:23] bronze like whatever we're competing against.

[01:00:26] Thanks, Andrew.

[01:00:26] No, no, no, no, no.

[01:00:27] What is going on?

[01:00:29] You're wrong, you okay?

[01:00:30] No, no, no, what is going on?

[01:00:33] What?

[01:00:35] So, Ron, this is the bronze game.

[01:00:37] I'm gonna need you to focus and concentrate, all right?

[01:00:41] We dropped around against the Coppers.

[01:00:43] There is zero reason why we should be losing

[01:00:46] against bronze players.

[01:00:47] Is that understood?

[01:00:49] What's understood is never understand.

[01:00:51] And what you can't see is what you aren't.

[01:00:53] aware of and a person who thinks too much there's nothing at all but think

[01:00:59] let's play

[01:01:01] alright well

[01:01:02] these guys are problems they're going to be about probably realistically 10 to 15%

[01:01:08] better than the copper

[01:01:09] every game oh wait I wanted to give you your first game analysis on your copper

[01:01:14] game

[01:01:15] great work on the cameras

[01:01:17] we gotta relax on the comms a little bit

[01:01:20] and really gonna

[01:01:21] Like, I'm impressed with your angle.

[01:01:25] Can you tell me one thing?

[01:01:27] Yes, Ron, we'll talk to you.

[01:01:28] Why do I have 29% body fat as a grown man?

[01:01:34] Ron, I don't know.

[01:01:36] Ron, I have no godly idea, bro.

[01:01:38] I don't understand, bro. It's like I go to the gym, I eat healthy, I'm fucking... I look good.

[01:01:44] Ron, we're in a challenge!

[01:01:46] Okay, so this is like a mix-off between like a 918 spider front and then also on the back

[01:01:53] I would say this is like an old Audi R8

[01:01:56] So I would say this like a weird

[01:01:57] You can tell it's an Audi R because of the back that you see on the Audi R8 the back of it in real life is exposed like this

[01:02:04] So this might be an Audi R8 that they're trying to spin off

[01:02:07] low-key

[01:02:08] Hey Ron, can you fuck us on the match?

[01:02:12] Jesus!

[01:02:14] I'm gonna throw down my drone, move out.

[01:02:18] I'm not gonna be dead.

[01:02:20] Okay, so I'm coming upstairs right now?

[01:02:22] I'm not gonna focus! Fuck! Please! Please!

[01:02:25] I'm gonna be fucked. Alright bro.

[01:02:27] No, no, no. I'm dead. That's convincing you just hate me.

[01:02:29] What does my character do?

[01:02:32] Ron, I don't hate you bro. I love you dude.

[01:02:34] We gotta beat the challenge.

[01:02:36] There's no other option. We gotta beat the challenge or at least get a new record.

[01:02:40] In order to do that we need to beat the diamonds.

[01:02:42] In order to do that, we need to be locked to be considered. We need to be thinking about the game at all times.

[01:02:46] Ron, do not hit a cap can.

[01:02:47] Get out of the way. Get out of the way. Get out of the way. Get out of the way. Get out of the way. Get out of the way.

[01:02:50] Shut up. Locked in.

[01:02:52] Ron, whatever you do, don't hit a cap can.

[01:02:54] Cap can is not happening.

[01:02:56] Let me lock in. I'm gonna go first, okay?

[01:03:00] You just let me play a little bit or no? I'm telling you.

[01:03:02] Yeah, do your thing.

[01:03:03] Nobody's to the right in this building.

[01:03:05] I repeat, nobody's in the right.

[01:03:07] Okay?

[01:03:08] I hear you.

[01:03:09] Going forward.

[01:03:10] There's a lot of scans.

[01:03:12] There's a lot of things here not really familiar. Okay, every wall is

[01:03:17] What a bet what's gonna be our flag Ron? I think if you come with me, I have a free round

[01:03:23] Ron, I think if you come with me, I have a perfect round set it up, Ron

[01:03:28] Wait, you're inside

[01:03:30] This room's on the store. I'm sure you have your own

[01:03:33] That's what I saw.

[01:03:36] I got 20 kills.

[01:03:37] I'm a blue table press.

[01:03:38] Nice, nice, nice. Last guy's to your right.

[01:03:40] To your right, to your right.

[01:03:41] He's not over there.

[01:03:42] He's by the B bomb.

[01:03:44] Okay, Ron.

[01:03:44] I have a perfect call out.

[01:03:46] He is...

[01:03:47] Can I do this?

[01:03:48] He's gonna be next to the base.

[01:03:50] What's his deal?

[01:03:51] Ron, turn right here, turn right.

[01:03:52] He's right here.

[01:03:53] No, he's inside.

[01:03:54] Ron, you can take the other side and plant.

[01:03:56] Plant on the A site.

[01:03:57] Ron, plant on the A site.

[01:03:58] He can come here.

[01:03:59] Ron, he's the only spot.

[01:04:01] Listen, listen, listen.

[01:04:01] Right here, right here!

[01:04:03] Here! Here! Here! Here! Here! Here!

[01:04:06] SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

[01:04:09] MY GUNSHOT!

[01:04:10] Running at you! Running at you!

[01:04:11] Running at you!

[01:04:13] A-bomb! A-bomb!

[01:04:15] YES!

[01:04:17] YES!

[01:04:18] YES!

[01:04:19] YES!

[01:04:20] There we go! Run!

[01:04:23] Why would he run at me?

[01:04:24] Why would he do that?

[01:04:25] You're actually good.

[01:04:26] I-I like this.

[01:04:27] Cheers! Cheers! Cheers for that!

[01:04:29] Cheers! Cheers! I know! I know!

[01:04:31] Ron, you're actually good.

[01:04:32] No, we have potential to break the record today.

[01:04:36] If we could say I'm carrying, in a way.

[01:04:40] Yes, you are carrying in the first round.

[01:04:45] If I was a worm, would you still be my friend?

[01:04:51] Yeah, if that's even possible, Ron, what life would you

[01:04:54] still be my friend, Brad?

[01:04:55] So I want to know.

[01:04:56] Wait, Ron, can I use Mood?

[01:04:57] Can I use Mood?

[01:04:57] Is that OK?

[01:04:58] No, no, no.

[01:05:01] Yo, again, what gaming environment is this?

[01:05:03] Ron, I'm like one of the greatest mutes of all time, bro.

[01:05:06] Pfft.

[01:05:07] Ron is so much better than you, a loser.

[01:05:10] Appreciate it, man.

[01:05:11] Happy, uh, Thursday to you as well, dude.

[01:05:14] While Ron haven't seen any subs go in this stream, seems like everyone's AFK, everyone

[01:05:18] should sub up right now.

[01:05:19] Appreciate that message, bro.

[01:05:20] Oh, thank you, David, for the tier one.

[01:05:21] Let's go, bro.

[01:05:22] That's a good positivity.

[01:05:23] Ten seconds to insertion.

[01:05:25] So someone typed that?

[01:05:27] Ron, no, no, no, stop!

[01:05:28] Stop!

[01:05:29] No school of seeds never box yourself in a site Ron make a rotation right here

[01:05:34] Make a rotation right here. The reason I can force them to box yourself into one ejections because they can plant the other objective

[01:05:40] Yeah, bro

[01:05:46] Do you ever feel like a plastic bag

[01:05:54] Maybe the five gift invader

[01:06:29] I think that's me Ron. Yep. There's one right here. What do you mean right here on that yellow thing?

[01:06:35] Oh right here right here on one on one. Where's that?

[01:06:39] That's right under me.

[01:06:42] Ron, play this staircase with your shotgun.

[01:06:44] Play this staircase with your shotgun. I'm gonna play the aqua gun.

[01:06:51] Whatever you do, don't let him walk up. If he does, you're gonna have a close range gun fight with your shotgun.

[01:06:54] It's gonna be easy kill for you.

[01:06:55] Music right here right right here. Don't be happy. Remember you have a shotgun run your goal with the shotgun is to make him come close to you

[01:07:02] If he comes close under me he's under me

[01:07:07] Ronnie gotta walk out the kids. He's gotta walk out the stairs. I

[01:07:12] Think he's

[01:07:16] What are you come back? Come on come on come on

[01:07:19] Dude, dude, JC. JC. What are you? Wait? What are you actually doing? Wait, bro? What are you doing like actually?

[01:07:24] What are you doing? No, no, I don't get it. I don't get it. You're supposed to be good

[01:07:27] You're supposed to carry me and you're just sitting there. So Ron, I'm gonna give you 15 seconds and then you're gonna give me 15 seconds

[01:07:34] Are you done? I only need four hold on

[01:07:41] So run

[01:07:44] Okay, Ron

[01:07:45] I told you specifically to play the staircase with your shotgun and then he walked up the staircase and shot me through a wall

[01:07:51] If that's my fault, then I'll put this controller up my anus and I'll shut off my console

[01:07:55] Ron you had one job. It was to hold the staircase remember

[01:07:58] I was gonna first time chatter. Is he trolling? I don't know bro. It's a good question

[01:08:02] Thank you for that kind message, man

[01:08:03] So did everything I just say go in one ear out the other because I'm like Ron

[01:08:07] I'm trying to not explode mentally, right? I

[01:08:10] Told I just don't under I told you hold the staircase with your shotgun

[01:08:13] You he walked up a staircase and wall bang me. How's that my fault?

[01:08:17] Well because you told me to come back up after I miss you said don't challenge them

[01:08:20] When I went down holding the staircase,

[01:08:22] I said, let him get closer.

[01:08:23] Wait, Chad, did he or did he not say,

[01:08:26] stop challenging him, stop challenging him,

[01:08:27] stop challenging him.

[01:08:28] You said that, so I walked away.

[01:08:30] The instruction manual was the same the entire time.

[01:08:32] Hold the staircase, let him walk up.

[01:08:34] Don't challenge him.

[01:08:35] Let him walk up and then pump him in the stomach.

[01:08:37] Ron, should I hit the cart?

[01:08:39] Do not hit the car.

[01:08:40] I need you to be sober so we can get through the shallows

[01:08:42] and actually complete the walk.

[01:08:44] I've never beat the shallows.

[01:08:45] Today's going to be a great, beautiful fans

[01:08:46] out on this day.

[01:08:47] Yeah, I'm on the roof

[01:09:00] You can come with me if you want it's probably gonna get down there. What I'm coming up to the roof

[01:09:08] Under me that are you sure I go through here I go through here

[01:09:13] Yeah, um

[01:09:15] Let me see go through what go through well push me in

[01:09:27] Right here right here right here you're wrong stop

[01:09:31] Stop do you think you're Santa Claus run in what universe are you gonna fit through a two by two?

[01:09:38] chimney

[01:09:40] I can do whatever I put my mind to bro, I'm deadass.

[01:09:45] Yo okay, so I found the site, I found the site.

[01:09:48] These guys are not bronze.

[01:09:50] Okay, he's in the bar, he's in the bar, I repeat he's in the bar.

[01:09:53] He's got black ice.

[01:09:55] He's right here, he's right here, oh and guy he's right here.

[01:09:58] What do you mean he's got black ice?

[01:10:00] Shit.

[01:10:02] Manusia's playing in the query.

[01:10:04] Ron, I think you should come with me, I'm being serious.

[01:10:06] I think you should come with me.

[01:10:07] I don't think I can get in, I don't even think I can get in.

[01:10:09] Come to me come to me come to me. Yeah, but I have to be my phone. I have a good plan. I have a really good plan Rob

[01:10:16] Rob can you get to me Rob? Okay, come here rock. I'm over here. I can't move. How am I flying?

[01:10:26] All right, I like it off. How do I get off?

[01:10:29] Just release release just push down. Oh my god. Oh my god. I actually can't I'm dead serious. I can't it's

[01:10:39] Christ

[01:10:42] So what I want you to do is when I say not yet when I say I want you to repel up here and shoot this window

[01:10:47] But not yet. Not yet. Not yet. All right

[01:10:50] Shoot it now

[01:10:52] This guy's stuck in this corner

[01:10:59] That's what's that what's that Ronnie's close up close up all this yellow thing. Can you flash in your flashbangs?

[01:11:04] I got him, I got him.

[01:11:06] Flash out again!

[01:11:08] No, no, no, no, no, flash!

[01:11:10] You almost flashed me, but Ron Greyworth.

[01:11:12] Greyworth, Ron Greyworth.

[01:11:14] Yes, I faked him.

[01:11:16] He faked all over me.

[01:11:18] In that scenario, I just want one flash, because I'm going to swing off it, okay?

[01:11:20] Two flashes?

[01:11:22] I am I, Chad. Low key, I'm doing way better than a lot of people expected.

[01:11:26] Bro, this is what I was trying to tell you, Jixie.

[01:11:28] I'm unironically a gamer, and I texted you this morning, I was like, bro, I want to be a gamer again, bro.

[01:11:32] to be a gamer again bro. I don't know, there's just something in my genes, bro. Something

[01:11:35] in my genetics. Yeah. Like I feel great. Yeah. Okay. So Ron, first off, you should be

[01:11:40] wild off. You tried to crawl through a chimney and then you were stuck under a pellet for

[01:11:44] a minute. I love the energy, but Ron, I'm going to need you to move a little bit quicker

[01:11:47] out there on the battlefield because when we get into the audience, it's not going

[01:11:50] to be like that. All right. That's fine. That's fine. Yeah. I just want to notice

[01:11:54] how, yeah, just notice how like every time I'm positive about something, you just

[01:11:57] hit me with some type of fucking negativity bro what is your fucking

[01:12:01] issue bro is it me maybe it's me Chad maybe it's me no I'm not I'm not me

[01:12:06] right I'm maybe me that us I'm trying to prep you for the high ranks it's not

[01:12:11] gonna be like high ranks that doesn't fly I'm better in the high ranks you're

[01:12:16] gonna say you're more of a sticky cheese type of guy

[01:12:22] Yeah it's not L-Body it's not it's not L-Body. I'm trying to get Ron ready for the

[01:12:27] I-Rank. Because look right now it's bronze everything's cute and sweet it's

[01:12:33] gonna get hard. Literally the flat game it's gonna be like levels above what

[01:12:40] Platt is way harder than bronze.

[01:12:43] Can you rewind? I just got here.

[01:12:46] The live stream.

[01:12:51] You can rewind?

[01:12:52] No.

[01:12:53] We can't rewind the live stream.

[01:12:55] You can go back to the bottom dude.

[01:12:58] Bro, could it be a favorite? Do you have a-

[01:13:00] Oh, oh my god.

[01:13:01] Right here, right here, right here, on one bank.

[01:13:02] On one bank, right here.

[01:13:03] Come up the stairs, up the stairs, up the stairs, on one!

[01:13:05] It's fine, he's not-

[01:13:06] Up the stairs, he's already up!

[01:13:07] He's not he's not a threatening position. We're good

[01:13:13] Ronnie did the exact BP camp that I was gonna do

[01:13:19] It looks like one's gonna push down stairs. I mean, I mean

[01:13:24] Is it close to you or far from you?

[01:13:27] It's kind of fake. I think it's downstairs

[01:13:29] They're spinning this cat in my chat. I don't know what to do. I'm here. I'm here.

[01:13:39] Is he on your own? Whoa, whoa, whoa, I hit him. I hit him really hard. No troll.

[01:13:46] You're wrong. Shoot your gun make noise just randomly shoot your gun trust me

[01:13:59] No, we traded we traded we traded we traded

[01:14:02] Are the fart you got it by a no man you got it

[01:14:07] Same same size same area same area

[01:14:13] I got this slowly constantly okay

[01:14:16] I got a camera there. I got a camera. I'm watching this room for you

[01:14:21] Right actually I want you to hold this camera. Okay. He's there. He's there. He said he said he's it on you on yellow

[01:14:26] He's stuck you can go in you can go in you can go in he's stuck in the corner

[01:14:29] He's stuck in that corner on the door on the left. He's stuck. He's nice backing up. He's backing up

[01:14:33] He's backing up. He's in that door frame. He's in the actual door in yellow

[01:14:38] He's in there

[01:14:40] You're he's nice making he's making he's in the door frame. He's up. You're about to see him

[01:14:44] Hold it hold it hold it hold it hold it

[01:14:47] Get ready! Get ready! Get ready!

[01:14:52] Great Combs Ron!

[01:14:54] Great! Great Combs!

[01:14:57] Yes!

[01:14:58] Ron really those are like my type of Combs

[01:15:01] Oh my god

[01:15:02] Here we go

[01:15:03] Great Combs Ron

[01:15:04] Ron I'm giving you a gold star for that entire round

[01:15:07] Thank you bro

[01:15:08] Yeah let's give Ron a gold star

[01:15:10] High five to 8 gold star

[01:15:11] Yes!

[01:15:13] Hi guys, yes!

[01:15:15] Yes!

[01:15:17] Hi, guys, okay.

[01:15:19] Hi, guys, give me a gold star.

[01:15:21] No, give me a gold star.

[01:15:23] Hi, guys, give me a gold star. That's a gold star.

[01:15:25] Great call outs, Ron. Oh my god.

[01:15:27] Thank you, bro.

[01:15:29] I said, that's the best call outs I've ever gotten from like,

[01:15:31] Wait, Chad, is that us?

[01:15:33] I got a gold score.

[01:15:35] Bro, that's a star star, that's a score.

[01:15:37] Oh, that's like the best.

[01:15:39] Yo, Ron, I've played this game with a lot of streamers.

[01:15:41] I'm not even getting thank you. I'm good about and you went quiet at the very end so I can hear and walk up

[01:15:45] They're smart Ron. Yeah, I'm ready to give up a go-star. I'm gonna give up a go-star

[01:15:49] Wait, this is like the most love I've ever seen this is beautiful wrong back. That's what I like

[01:15:54] That's what I that's good comes man. That's great work

[01:15:59] Can I tell you I tell you a joke and I just somewhat upon yeah, what's up?

[01:16:04] So a horse walks into a barn

[01:16:07] right

[01:16:09] And then a pike walks into a barn and then a bird flies into a barn

[01:16:21] That's that did give me

[01:16:28] Rob that was actually pretty good. All right chat one more round and we're on to the silver skies. It's actually really well

[01:16:39] It's just like seeing her for the first time

[01:16:47] I've always noticed that wrong you're a little senior bro

[01:16:51] Cheers bro

[01:16:54] I watch you every day bro. Make me happy. Thank you. I heard you say that the other day man. I was really coming I

[01:17:00] Didn't even know that I like to watch you whenever I'm not screaming

[01:17:05] nice

[01:17:07] all right I'm gonna drown the last guy well so now maybe you could don't be

[01:17:10] called maybe you could don't be called maybe I won one second I'm gonna just

[01:17:13] drone a little bit I'm gonna drone you just don't gonna be calm wait where's

[01:17:17] he he's inside he's inside run on this yellow thing maybe wait for me run

[01:17:24] cuz I won't be able to trade it if you don't I will not be able to trade in

[01:17:27] it I won't die don't die don't die maybe you could don't be called a

[01:17:32] scary we can do this run we can do this not bro okay

[01:17:39] rock you're on the main bro you're absolutely just

[01:17:46] kidding me wait thank you thank you for

[01:17:50] thank you bro thank you all right yes

[01:17:54] dude ron do you like my twix skin that's paragon that's like a 20 that's

[01:17:58] Fucking dough. Wait, how do you get that? It's like I expect that. What is that? Is that skin $20 or 25?

[01:18:04] Whoa, it's a fucking dollars for a scan. Yeah, that's Jesus. Those are the Paragon bundles

[01:18:10] I think those are the most expensive bottles in the game

[01:18:11] I think the more cuts of the elites because broken mine is like 70 ops. So yeah, all right, Jesus

[01:18:18] Wait, what where it's over? No, no

[01:18:21] No, like no like GG's that are bronzes now we play the silvers

[01:18:25] Oh, it's run it's $50. It's $50 for that one

[01:18:30] one

[01:18:49] Even if you're one everyone

[01:18:51] Yes guys we're playing Rocket League after oh my god I'm so hired bro tonight is actually

[01:18:58] a we're gonna buy a sport of God when this challenge bro like I brought it run I never

[01:19:03] even beat diamonds dude you realize that on the stupid chill never never ever ever ever

[01:19:10] Have a right chat now we're on the silvers

[01:19:30] Got a good voice route, you know some could say you're like a young Justin Beams

[01:19:35] Wait, are you did us?

[01:19:37] You know, it's crazy. That's what they call me. No, I just know the lore of your streams, bro

[01:19:42] I know the lore

[01:19:43] Really, do you know the lore of the 24-hour stable or not a jinxie stream?

[01:19:48] That is what we call lost media. Hey, yeah, that is lost media that that might have been a I route

[01:19:55] That Chad there's a legitimate chance that that shit was a

[01:20:00] High-bives link about these clicks Jesus Christ, it's actually gonna glitch after every game

[01:20:05] bro oh my god Ubi can we please fix the costume games can we not do this

[01:20:10] Christ the oh yeah okay no lost media redacted chat what is this bullshit-ass

[01:20:23] Caillou emo as well so two days ago we get a sperm-head emo and now we have a

[01:20:28] Caillou one hi guys how about we get an emo of me like being a chat right how

[01:20:32] But we do that. Can we get an emote of me looking like handsome a banded match? Yes or no

[01:20:37] Yes, I've had a match check

[01:20:38] We get an emote of me being handsome and not like one where I'm literally on top of a sperm cell just idea

[01:20:45] Just idea

[01:20:47] No, when is when is the loss in LA it's soon, bro

[01:20:50] So yes, yeah, let's get an update on that

[01:20:53] Lost in LA is coming 2026. Yeah, me and rather figuring out of days. Um, it's 2026

[01:21:00] confirm

[01:21:03] Guys 20

[01:21:06] I'll be there on God to be here

[01:21:12] Yeah, I'm just looking serious. Yep, look up there where it's her

[01:21:18] Wait, why does this month end in three days four days wait, what the fuck

[01:21:23] Rock February 30. It doesn't exist. Oh

[01:21:27] My god, my food's here. Can you talk to the chat for a second? Thank you

[01:21:32] Dude, I think Ron is the only person that has more ADHD than me, Chad.

[01:21:39] I'm not even kidding, Ron.

[01:21:41] Dude, Ron's brain is like, bro, do y'all know the emo of like, I think it's Patrick

[01:21:47] like licking a lollipop.

[01:21:50] What is the emo bro?

[01:21:51] Where he's like in a galaxy.

[01:21:52] It's not Patrick, but it looks like Patrick.

[01:21:55] That is Ron, bro.

[01:21:56] I think Ron actually has more ADHD than me, dude.

[01:21:58] Hi guys, I'm going to invite you.

[01:22:00] Let me say this though, Ron's aim is actually good and he's actually locked in on the cameras.

[01:22:07] I'm calling out.

[01:22:08] Guys, I'm not saying we're going to beat champions because let's be honest, we're probably not.

[01:22:13] But I think we could maybe put up a fight against the diamonds.

[01:22:17] I think we could put him in a fight against the diamonds.

[01:22:21] No Chad, it's not the one where Patrick is doing that.

[01:22:24] It's the one where like, bro, it's not even Patrick.

[01:22:28] It just looks like, it's like this pink guy.

[01:22:32] Hey, Jinxie, do you pre-com?

[01:22:36] Okay.

[01:22:37] Next question, geeked Patrick.

[01:22:39] Yeah, I don't know, Ron has ADHD, bro.

[01:22:41] Like, I think more than me, dude.

[01:22:43] Jinxie!

[01:22:45] Yo, Ron.

[01:22:46] Yo, someone ordered me food.

[01:22:48] Who got you food, bro?

[01:22:50] Someone ordered me Korean beef,

[01:22:52] broccoli, me Japanese sweet potatoes, and a water.

[01:22:55] Wait, is that like, um, Hibachi?

[01:22:58] Yeah

[01:22:59] Bro, that's good. He's that's crazy. It's bro, right. Is there this place called Kobe in in California?

[01:23:05] It's called Kobe. Have you heard of that? Have you ever heard air one? Oh

[01:23:11] Dude, that's the smoothie place, right? Mm-hmm

[01:23:15] Bro, yeah, that I heard that place is really good

[01:23:18] Well, I invited you by the way and high-fives about it. Yeah, by the way

[01:23:21] I'm not gonna lie, bro. I

[01:23:24] Want to say I'm happy today, bro

[01:23:26] Yeah, I don't know. I just went outside. It's so bright out. It's so beautiful and I just love you guys, bro

[01:23:32] Like I love you, bro. I love life. Yeah

[01:23:36] Ron, you know, bro, like we're very

[01:23:40] Lucky and fortunate people to be able to play video games on a fucking week

[01:23:45] Rob, we're very lucky to play video games on a Thursday, but it's very lucky

[01:23:49] Do you know what I mean? It's really always good to be grateful to be thankful, bro. I

[01:23:53] I love you, bro.

[01:23:55] Love you, Ron.

[01:23:56] Chad, I think me and Ron are going to make it far.

[01:23:58] We get 10 gifted Chad for that statement I just made, please.

[01:24:01] Chad, I think we're going to make it far.

[01:24:04] Chad, let's hit it in the lead.

[01:24:05] I don't know.

[01:24:06] Ron's got potential.

[01:24:07] All right, Ron, the Silvers are in.

[01:24:08] Do you need 30 seconds to eat?

[01:24:10] Because if you do, that's totally fine.

[01:24:12] I'll get you a lot, Blake.

[01:24:14] I'd rather you eat now, because I don't want to lose.

[01:24:18] I'd rather you eat for 30 seconds.

[01:24:20] All right.

[01:24:21] Just eat for 30 seconds.

[01:24:22] Okay, I mean what you want some ASMR or no?

[01:24:27] Um, no.

[01:24:28] I got you.

[01:24:29] Here we go.

[01:24:30] Here we go.

[01:24:31] Okay.

[01:24:32] So this?

[01:24:33] I said okay.

[01:24:34] This is going to be meat.

[01:24:35] Korean beef meat.

[01:24:38] I'm ready, all right, you're ready to start.

[01:24:58] Slip with the 10!

[01:24:59] Oh, you ready to start?

[01:25:00] Yes.

[01:25:01] All right.

[01:25:02] Run!

[01:25:03] These guys are silver, okay?

[01:25:06] For the silver game, they're gonna be a little bit smarter than the bronzes, they're gonna

[01:25:10] have a little bit better aim.

[01:25:12] Now, this is a bigger jump.

[01:25:14] Another thing about Teej you're gonna notice, Ron, is every rank the jump gets bigger, if

[01:25:19] that makes sense.

[01:25:20] So like- Well yeah, that's how fucking works, you idiot.

[01:25:24] That's what.

[01:25:25] So Ron, what do I mean is like, cooperative bronze is the closest together.

[01:25:32] Alright, we're not gonna- Alright.

[01:25:34] You know what when the bands come up just let me click them because we are not ever banning broken gas

[01:25:40] That is like that's like the worst thing you could possibly ban

[01:25:46] Because I know I know it's my yeah, okay, right because nobody uses rope. All right. You know what I'm saying now silver game

[01:25:54] All right, let's tighten up. Let's lock in

[01:25:59] All right, no eating chat this round if I eat everyone just make this in between each game like eat in between

[01:26:04] leave this game. Do not eat during the game, right? We're not losing.

[01:26:07] Music is not an option today, Rob.

[01:26:09] Okay. No eating during the game.

[01:26:10] Okay.

[01:26:11] They need to locate a bomb.

[01:26:12] All right. But what I was saying, Rob, is like,

[01:26:16] top of the bronze is the two ranks that is closest together.

[01:26:19] Bronze and silver is a little bit steeper.

[01:26:22] And like the higher ranks you get,

[01:26:23] the larger and larger the jump zone just goes.

[01:26:26] You're going to notice like players are going to get a lot better at black.

[01:26:29] And we're almost there.

[01:26:31] All right, Rob, they're upstairs.

[01:26:32] Right now in the tunnel system, I'm here. No.

[01:26:34] now they're upstairs and they have a mute and a zombie okay all right roundail

[01:26:40] dingle

[01:26:42] Ron I might be able to smack a window and shoot somebody in the back there's

[01:26:46] probably an 11% chance this gets killed

[01:26:49] don't smack it

[01:26:52] mute as a support

[01:26:55] smacking windows only works for like three seconds

[01:26:57] God, I think we're gonna have five gifted daddy.

[01:26:59] I'm gonna give the daddy.

[01:27:01] I'm gonna give you two.

[01:27:02] I'm going to...

[01:27:03] Thank you daddy.

[01:27:04] I'm going to um...

[01:27:05] Daddy, thank you.

[01:27:07] It didn't work.

[01:27:08] Wait, I don't know.

[01:27:09] No, no, no.

[01:27:10] Ron, get to this window.

[01:27:11] Ron, get to this window.

[01:27:12] Coming daddy.

[01:27:13] Get to this window.

[01:27:14] Ron, daddy.

[01:27:15] This one that I think.

[01:27:16] Ron, this one that I think.

[01:27:17] Ron, get to this window.

[01:27:18] Wait, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.

[01:27:20] Now, get ready, ready, ready, I'm here.

[01:27:22] There's two.

[01:27:23] Three of them.

[01:27:24] Right there, I'm ready.

[01:27:25] I'm gonna throw my drone hold on I got you droning out yep right on one two wait pick

[01:28:21] actually an account. I actually know that guy. Wait, no, I literally know that guy.

[01:28:26] He gets a new five?

[01:28:27] I don't think so.

[01:28:28] Yeah, that guy is literally demented. Okay, one to zero. Um, we look good.

[01:28:34] That's bad Raul. Bad Raul. There we go.

[01:28:37] Uh, Ron, that's Ra-dora. Not Raul. Ra-dora. All right, Ron, go down. No, no, no, don't go up.

[01:28:43] Don't go up. Ron, the reason why upstairs is a terrible sight for a 2v2 is because

[01:28:47] there's so many different angles to cover. Downstairs is gonna be really, don't go

[01:28:50] Go smoke, go smoke, go smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.

[01:28:54] Nice, Ron! Nice!

[01:28:56] Ron, you keep listening to me on these coordinated strategies.

[01:28:58] I had a friend named Raul. I don't know where he went.

[01:29:01] He was a four-foot-like-eight Indian kid.

[01:29:04] I don't know if he's alive anymore, though.

[01:29:09] Rest in peace, Raul, in the chat.

[01:29:12] Secure the bomb.

[01:29:13] Ron, if we...

[01:29:14] Ron, if we keep compensating and coordinating these traps,

[01:29:17] then we'll be in everywhere.

[01:29:19] 100%

[01:29:21] I'm lost

[01:29:24] Like actually serious though, I'm like really I should have played Castle bro

[01:29:31] Don't have barbed wire

[01:29:35] proxy

[01:29:36] Wait brother run throw proxy here throw proxy here

[01:29:43] All right, Ron, I'm gonna give you a mirror up to be the sit-off and then I'm gonna have the other

[01:29:47] I

[01:29:49] Say that's it

[01:29:51] Where

[01:29:59] Look at this whole story. There's holes to my left and right and a drone on site drone on site

[01:30:04] Now I want you to sit on this mirror

[01:30:07] What so much when you want me to do that?

[01:30:11] I want you to watch around

[01:30:14] Let me know if you know

[01:30:17] Not it's wrong nice. I got Bob on me too. I got Bob on me too. All right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[01:30:25] Cool, I'll collect the rock cool. I'll collect it cool. I'll collect it. I

[01:30:30] Would love to beat the channels today. I'll be fat tablets

[01:30:36] Ron remember so this mirror run

[01:30:38] Nope

[01:30:40] Roger that wrong

[01:30:44] Rob the mirror up that is a staircase down doesn't expect me to be here

[01:30:54] Wait, is this server they're saying on the next wait

[01:31:08] Don't repeat, don't repeat, don't repeat.

[01:31:13] I overpeak.

[01:31:14] Now you can see that.

[01:31:16] I couldn't see him.

[01:31:17] I couldn't fucking see him.

[01:31:19] Ron, that's why it's important to not reflect.

[01:31:20] No, listen, listen, I got mine, you get yours.

[01:31:23] No, that's-

[01:31:24] Simple.

[01:31:25] Right, I got mine, you get yours.

[01:31:28] Well, you have bomb, he doesn't have bomb, come on.

[01:31:31] What do you mean, bomb?

[01:31:32] You have the bomb?

[01:31:33] Bombs, you're right, yup, yup, yup.

[01:31:34] Wait, he does not have the bomb, I'm gone.

[01:31:36] Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

[01:31:38] see this hold I made Ron I'm gonna use this so I can throw a C4 like

[01:31:43] L cheese bro spam the sticky cheese in the chat bro L cheese this is cheese bro

[01:31:48] pull out your gun come on

[01:31:54] cheese cheese the cheese you see my dog damn put the gun out pull the gun

[01:32:01] out L cheese bro that's what you get bro rule one rule one it's over

[01:32:07] Oh, yeah, good call see Ross what I'm gonna do. This is what all champions do

[01:32:13] So what an idiot would do is take a pointless unnecessary gunfight, but if I did a future

[01:32:17] She's literally can't buy it. So this is all just about discipline

[01:32:21] And right now the map around this mouth

[01:32:26] But when you're done fight

[01:32:28] That's cheese, that's cheese, that's cheese.

[01:32:30] It's not good decision.

[01:32:31] No, L cheese, man, stinky cheese.

[01:32:32] It's not good decision.

[01:32:33] I'm dead ass, I'm dead ass too.

[01:32:35] Stinky cheese, bro.

[01:32:37] What is that?

[01:32:37] That's lemiky, this is lemiky.

[01:32:39] This is lemiky.

[01:32:40] This is actually lemiky.

[01:32:41] It's called playing the object there.

[01:32:42] It's not cheese.

[01:32:44] Bro, if he doesn't have the defuser, that's on him.

[01:32:46] That's on him.

[01:32:48] If he doesn't have the defuser, that's on him, buddy.

[01:32:50] Band mirror, band mirror, band mirror.

[01:32:52] Actually, Ron, you don't ban anything.

[01:32:54] Out, let me handle the bans, okay?

[01:32:56] I banned it Thunderbird.

[01:32:57] That's a cool name.

[01:32:59] Rod!

[01:33:00] LET ME!

[01:33:01] HANDLE THE FUCKING BANTS!

[01:33:04] Please!

[01:33:05] I thought that-

[01:33:05] Yeah, we don't need to ban her!

[01:33:07] We don't need- nobody use this thunderbird!

[01:33:09] Now these guys are gonna probably have Mera.

[01:33:11] We don't need to ban her, bro.

[01:33:12] That's pointless.

[01:33:18] Focus.

[01:33:18] Rod, just fuzz.

[01:33:20] Rod!

[01:33:20] Get fuzz, fuzz!

[01:33:22] It's not fuzz.

[01:33:23] Rod, get it off of Fuzz.

[01:33:24] He is terrible.

[01:33:25] Fuse is like what every copper uses. Get off of use.

[01:33:31] Mots, can you pin please with challenges and then also that there's delay?

[01:33:35] Little bit of dummy chat.

[01:33:36] Ron, get off of fuse.

[01:33:38] Okay bro, I'm on Ying, okay? Are you happy?

[01:33:40] Sure, but Ying is always fucking complaining.

[01:33:45] Oh my god.

[01:33:46] Listen bro, Ying with great power comes great responsibility.

[01:33:50] Do not blind me, put the fucking candela down.

[01:33:54] Ronald, with yinged, great power comes great responsibility.

[01:33:58] Do not...

[01:33:59] Stupid overweight egg! I choose you!

[01:34:03] You missed.

[01:34:05] How the FUCK did you even miss?

[01:34:08] Lock in, bro.

[01:34:18] Locked.

[01:34:19] Great power comes great power.

[01:34:21] I'm gonna breeze past the fact that you just shot me.

[01:34:24] I'm gonna freeze past the fucking fact that you just fucking shot me wrong.

[01:34:28] I didn't shoot you.

[01:34:30] Oh, so who shot me? Was it Casper the ghost? Who did it?

[01:34:33] Cause I'm 50 house.

[01:34:36] Who did it? More than zero.

[01:34:38] You broke rule one bro, I had to do it for respect. Can everyone put a W respect in the chat?

[01:34:42] Hey Ron, I don't know if you're like on lead or something, there's no rule one in siege bro.

[01:34:47] Rule one, how many of them are I gonna tell you?

[01:34:49] You don't choose rule one. Rule one chooses you.

[01:34:52] Run, what the actual fuck does that even mean, bro?

[01:34:58] Ready to breach.

[01:35:06] They're putting top 10 respect moments in my chat.

[01:35:08] I don't know about yours.

[01:35:13] Ron, I need you to get to me.

[01:35:14] I have a plan. I have a plan.

[01:35:16] Ron, I have a plan. I have a plan.

[01:35:17] Get to me.

[01:35:17] Ron, get to me. Get to me.

[01:35:19] This is what we're going to do. It's simple.

[01:35:21] Underground?

[01:35:22] Before we're gonna do it, very simple.

[01:35:25] Just get to me, alright?

[01:35:28] Ron, are you on me?

[01:35:30] Ron, listen, listen, get here, get here.

[01:35:32] Alright, Ron, here's what I want you to do.

[01:35:34] I want you to throw every yin you have through this door.

[01:35:38] As soon as you do that, run behind the A-bomb and plant it.

[01:35:41] I missed.

[01:35:42] I missed.

[01:35:44] Throw one here.

[01:35:47] Run into plant.

[01:35:49] Run into plant.

[01:35:51] Run in!

[01:35:53] Flash up!

[01:35:56] Run, right behind the bomb!

[01:35:57] Right behind the bomb!

[01:35:58] Right right behind that!

[01:35:59] You can't, Brode and plant!

[01:36:01] RUN! STAND UP!

[01:36:02] PLANT BIND THE BOMB!

[01:36:04] Rock!

[01:36:07] PLANT BIND THE FUCKING BOMB!

[01:36:10] RUN!!!

[01:36:11] I'll find the mini ammo, I'll find the ammo, I'm gonna win!

[01:36:13] PLANT BIND THE BOMB!

[01:36:15] I'm covering you!

[01:36:18] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[01:36:21] YEEES! YEEEES! YEEEES! YEEEES!

[01:36:28] So, Ron, in that scenario, they can't see you.

[01:36:33] So, if you just plant, I can cover the door and we'll win.

[01:36:36] If you pull some stupid shit like that against platforms, we will lose, okay?

[01:36:40] I'm gonna ban... I'm gonna throw this one off of it. I'm gonna ban Doka B.

[01:36:43] You're done banning! Ron, you're done banning!

[01:36:45] I'm gonna ban Doka B. I'm gonna make us a challenge.

[01:36:48] Let's play.

[01:36:51] Just give me my dohka beat.

[01:36:55] One more round bro, all I'm seeing is every time we play it, I've carried you.

[01:37:02] Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, 100% dude.

[01:37:07] Whoa, who are you playin'?

[01:37:10] Atta boy.

[01:37:12] Contractor, contract the character out?

[01:37:15] Yeah.

[01:37:16] I just look I just want to look

[01:37:20] Do you think she's hot or something I just want to look bro. I could show you some R6 bad news bro like the bomb

[01:37:27] I'll show you some R6 bad news

[01:37:30] 10 seconds left

[01:37:34] Not a bad kid not bad at all

[01:37:38] Yeah

[01:37:40] Stop adding my girlfriend chat

[01:37:42] We've been used by our poor cool calm collect a little for a sweep here

[01:38:04] I don't remember concentrate if we beat these guys runes and adults I

[01:38:09] Might smack this

[01:38:12] I'm a little scared but I'm overstimulated.

[01:38:14] Who is this?

[01:38:16] Who the fuck is this guy?

[01:38:18] What, what, what, what, what's happening?

[01:38:20] Oh, then.

[01:38:22] Who, who, who, what, what?

[01:38:24] Is somebody on you?

[01:38:26] They're banging over a thing.

[01:38:28] Run, walk out, walk out.

[01:38:30] Lay prone.

[01:38:32] Okay.

[01:38:34] This is nice.

[01:38:36] This is called rule number 69.

[01:38:38] This is fucking disgusting.

[01:38:40] I'll be honest with you if you're honest with me.

[01:38:47] What's up?

[01:38:48] So you said you've done Rainbow Six Siege characters, right?

[01:38:53] Have you ever jerked off to Octane or something like that?

[01:38:58] Like Rocket League or not really?

[01:39:01] I've never jerked off to a R6 character.

[01:39:05] I don't know, bro.

[01:39:06] I'd be seeing you play off stream and you'd be playing around in the customized

[01:39:10] This car section a little too long.

[01:39:12] Well, man.

[01:39:14] All right, Ron.

[01:39:16] One time to stop double windows.

[01:39:18] Time is in our favor to not overpick.

[01:39:20] What?

[01:39:22] I thought this was like one of those things where it's like honesty is the best policy.

[01:39:28] I have sexually been aroused to Nogups.

[01:39:32] The Fortnite skin Nogups?

[01:39:34] Yes.

[01:39:36] I

[01:39:41] Focus there's a minute left

[01:39:43] Right keep smoking the door keep smoking the door

[01:39:45] Well me I hear someone always on me. He's on me. He's on me. He's on me. So me. I won't allow it though

[01:39:57] Can you smoke that one tap incoming one tap incoming?

[01:40:31] 10 seconds left.

[01:40:32] One friendly remaining.

[01:40:33] Where's this angle?

[01:40:35] What is this cheeky little angle?

[01:40:40] Nice!

[01:40:41] Wait, what?

[01:40:42] Wait, wait, wait!

[01:40:45] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

[01:40:48] Go outside!

[01:40:49] Trust me, trust me, trust me.

[01:40:49] Go outside!

[01:40:50] Other door.

[01:40:51] Other door!

[01:40:52] Trust me!

[01:40:52] Back, back, back, back!

[01:40:53] Just let me tell you something.

[01:40:54] Don't lie to me here.

[01:40:56] Oh no.

[01:40:57] This is what happens, roll one.

[01:40:58] You broke it.

[01:40:59] This is called one.

[01:41:00] SHUT UP!

[01:41:01] It's actually karma, oh my god it's karma.

[01:41:06] It's a silver bro, please.

[01:41:08] I can't hear.

[01:41:11] Oh my god, you're right at time.

[01:41:13] Your cord is on level ssss.

[01:41:18] YO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[01:41:21] Yo run!

[01:41:23] Jinxy when he does it,

[01:41:24] Jinxy when he doesn't have a C4,

[01:41:26] Jinxy when he doesn't have a cheeky angle,

[01:41:28] HOW DO YOU LOSE YOUR GUNFIGHTS TO A FUCKING SILVER?

[01:41:31] Ron, when I am in a 1v1 scenario, I need you to shut the fuck up.

[01:41:37] There's not a single call out that you could- unless you have a camera on the guy, shut up.

[01:41:43] Do I make myself abundantly clear?

[01:41:45] I ban mute by accident.

[01:41:47] Yeah, I don't- Ron, Ron, listen.

[01:41:50] When I'm in a 1v1, I need you to just shut up, dude, okay?

[01:41:54] You know what, bro? Sure. I'll keep it down.

[01:41:57] I just you know, I don't know right this thought it would be pretty easy for you to beat a silver

[01:42:02] Yeah, and then when there's a guy's blowing my eardrums out

[01:42:05] I'm playing with no audio and he is way screaming equals visually impaired

[01:42:11] Okay, you come on bro audio the impaired and the debusers plants and and I have to walk into him because he has my control

[01:42:18] And I can't hear and I shot him in the face, but he ate it like her she's talking to locate a bomb

[01:42:23] I think I'm going to say it bro, let me go, okay?

[01:42:29] Oh, W chat.

[01:42:35] You need sound against a silver out of a lot?

[01:42:37] No, it's not that. It's not that.

[01:42:39] I shot him in the head and he just ate the headshot.

[01:42:41] Shut the fuck up, literally.

[01:42:43] Shut up.

[01:42:44] If you weren't going to be one right after this, buddy.

[01:42:47] You have located a bomb.

[01:42:49] or bombings you've sus chat very sus all right all I'm gonna do is use the

[01:42:56] best ability in the game I'm just gonna grab them and it's gonna be getting over

[01:42:59] okay so watch me right here

[01:43:06] run fuck this fuck this fuck that

[01:43:10] I

[01:43:32] For flash I got what then run it is up to you now you're about to own it runs

[01:43:40] I mean, Rod, I'm sorry, he was full flashed in wallbangs.

[01:43:46] I'm sorry.

[01:43:47] How?

[01:43:48] How did he just mirror up?

[01:43:50] Okay, you know what?

[01:43:51] No, no, let's just do what they just did.

[01:43:52] Let's go mirror down there.

[01:43:53] Let's go mirror down there.

[01:43:54] Yeah?

[01:43:55] Let's go mirror down there.

[01:43:56] The thing is, we should get a...

[01:43:57] Here, you go mirror.

[01:43:58] I'm going to go womai.

[01:43:59] I'm going to go womai because they're going to try to ash it.

[01:44:02] They're going to try to ash it.

[01:44:03] Wait, wait, wait.

[01:44:04] Oh my God, what's the mirror?

[01:44:05] Oh no.

[01:44:06] Oh no.

[01:44:07] Oh no, no, no, no, no.

[01:44:08] Okay, okay, we should have this band-ass, but I'm like screw okay

[01:44:15] Run go mirror. Oh, no, we can't we have to go wrong and run listen. Don't tell us go tell us go tell us

[01:44:21] You should know who that is. I don't know what I was out tellers. Vote tellers vote tellers vote vote vote vote

[01:44:32] You picked mazzi and I said to vote tellers I don't know who that is

[01:44:36] It is an objective

[01:44:41] Ron tells is not an operator it is a sight it's a bomb site

[01:44:46] How am I supposed to know that I don't play this fucking game, bro?

[01:44:50] How am I supposed to know that you're just yelling you're just fucking yelling

[01:44:55] I'm actually gonna lose my mind. We lose the silver

[01:45:06] Why is he yelling at us?

[01:45:08] Wait so what is my character doing?

[01:45:10] Shoot his past, um his past pick up drones and the hash drones.

[01:45:14] So then basically you'll overtake the control of the thing.

[01:45:17] It's really broken.

[01:45:27] I got it, I got it, I got his drone.

[01:45:32] You hear bruv?

[01:45:34] I

[01:45:46] Every time

[01:46:04] Oh

[01:46:10] Right here right here right both of them out here both of them out here both of them right there

[01:46:17] Don't remember now do you want to play come?

[01:46:20] Yeah, look I'm gonna try to kill them. Okay. Wait wait wait wait. Let me get this wrong. Hey all my doors are fogged

[01:46:25] I know I have a thing for you. All right rock. Come here. What like him? Yeah?

[01:46:29] walker run crowds walk up the

[01:46:34] staircase and shoot him in the back it'll probably work

[01:46:37] you see I'm in the kitchen I'm lost

[01:46:41] try to flank up this staircase

[01:46:44] over here he sees it right over here yep

[01:46:49] give me time, give me time, give me time

[01:46:53] give me time, give me time, I know I know I'm giving you time, just go slow

[01:46:57] If they're in the stream, you're probably dead, but that's probably the only way.

[01:47:00] One of them is 1HP. Brava's 1HP, Brava's 1HP.

[01:47:03] This, give me time.

[01:47:04] Bro, they're both here. I think they're both here.

[01:47:05] Give me time, give me time.

[01:47:06] I'm standing, but I'm falling out.

[01:47:09] Bro, I think they're both here.

[01:47:10] I think they're both here.

[01:47:11] I already pinged it. They're both like here.

[01:47:14] I need it again.

[01:47:18] Talk to me, talk to me.

[01:47:20] They're both over here.

[01:47:20] I'm kek walking.

[01:47:23] I'm going as much attention as I can.

[01:47:25] either in the stream run if you can pull off this plank I will literally blow

[01:47:31] you one of them 20 speed

[01:47:38] I need you to play proud that's nice one for last operator standing other guys

[01:47:43] lit other guys live take a very hard it's I'm very hard

[01:47:53] Just a chopper with a plate.

[01:47:56] AHHHH!

[01:47:58] Sit down!

[01:48:00] Sit down, Silver!

[01:48:04] Sit down, bro!

[01:48:06] Sit down, Silver!

[01:48:08] Okay, Roddy-Sun, we got gold snacks, bro.

[01:48:11] It's starting to ramp up, dude.

[01:48:13] It's starting to ramp up.

[01:48:14] They're putting LeBron James dunking a ball in my chat, bro.

[01:48:17] Run, great plank.

[01:48:18] That's a cool skin you have, too.

[01:48:19] Great plank, kid.

[01:48:20] Yeah bro, all of my uniforms are like either comp or rare all of them

[01:48:27] I have a stacked account bro like my account is crazy. All right buy your account. No, I've been playing on this account

[01:48:32] I've been playing on this account since 2019. I've been playing this game since 2017

[01:48:39] Run. Oh, you left. Oh, wait, that's actually good. That's good. That's good. You're right

[01:48:43] Hi guys mind if I watch some more angel res eyelets. Yeah first just get in the game though, Ronald

[01:48:48] so we can like

[01:48:50] uh... maximized time-savage

[01:48:53] to the chat they want me to do that

[01:48:56] i'd like to buy two first and then you could invite

[01:48:59] ronald dingle

[01:49:03] i could also buy ronald dingle

[01:49:07] ronald proud of your kid you're doing like i don't think you wouldn't make it

[01:49:10] tonight i'm not even told

[01:49:12] ronald i'm proud of you kid

[01:49:15] like chatting ron is playing well

[01:49:17] If we beat the champs bro, I might actually blow you.

[01:49:24] So hot.

[01:49:27] Bro, how tall are you?

[01:49:28] You're like five.

[01:49:29] I'm five nine.

[01:49:31] How tall am I, five nine, five eight?

[01:49:32] No, no, five nine, five nine, five nine, five nine, five nine.

[01:49:35] I'm like five nine, and then when I put like Tim's on

[01:49:37] I'm like five nine.

[01:49:38] I've actually seen you with the Tim's on bro.

[01:49:40] I think the Tim suit you do.

[01:49:42] Thank you bro, thank you.

[01:49:44] How tall are you?

[01:49:45] Chats gonna start spewing random numbers.

[01:49:49] Not five foot four, guys.

[01:49:51] I'm not five four.

[01:49:52] That doesn't even make any sense.

[01:49:53] I was five four.

[01:49:55] Probably, be honest, you see my five four?

[01:49:57] Don't lie, don't be weird.

[01:49:58] No, I've met Ron, Ron two times, right?

[01:50:03] Two times.

[01:50:04] Maybe like two or three, yeah, perhaps.

[01:50:06] I think Ron, in my opinion,

[01:50:07] if my memory serves correct,

[01:50:09] I believe if there was a fully loaded revolver

[01:50:12] to my head and I had to guess Ron's exact time.

[01:50:14] What is going on?

[01:50:15] No, listen, if I had to guess your exact height and if I'm wrong, I die.

[01:50:19] I think Ron is five, seven or five, six.

[01:50:24] I would say five, six.

[01:50:26] You think I'm five foot six.

[01:50:28] I think five, seven, five, seven.

[01:50:31] Thank you, bro.

[01:50:31] I'll take five, seven.

[01:50:32] Wait, Ron, what are you actually?

[01:50:34] Cause you're not five.

[01:50:35] Five foot seven.

[01:50:36] I'm five or seven.

[01:50:36] Wait, I was right.

[01:50:37] I was right.

[01:50:38] Yeah.

[01:50:38] Five for seven on my license.

[01:50:39] It says five foot seven.

[01:50:41] Yeah.

[01:50:41] I think Ron's five seven cause I'm like, I'm like two and a half.

[01:50:44] I'm either listen Rob. I'm either five nine and a half or five ten

[01:50:48] I'm five ten now. I think Ron is three. No two and a half. It's a short of a mean maybe

[01:50:54] Rob not even that much shorter, but Ron who has a bigger penis do you think wrong? Okay?

[01:50:58] Okay, so I have I have a fat penis, but it gets the job done like why like why?

[01:51:04] No, not like why but it's like it's like, okay. It looks like I have a skinny penis. That's interesting

[01:51:10] I guess my penis is like an iPhone XR plus an inch. Maybe no I have a inch so it's like a literally

[01:51:16] It's six inches total like total like no bigger than that

[01:51:20] Shave unshaved. Oh unshaved gives you extra length

[01:51:24] When I'm unshaved, it's like maybe two inches. I grow a jungle down there

[01:51:30] Wait, what I'm shaved last yeah acid

[01:51:34] Yeah, no flaccid is even worse. Last it's like one inch from my penis is so my penis is dead

[01:51:38] That's like a turtle going back into a shell.

[01:51:40] We're dead serious.

[01:51:41] And everyone who knows this, who has a tiny penis or like an average size

[01:51:44] penis with a soft, but you could push if you're, if you're fully soft, listen,

[01:51:50] listen, if you're fully soft, you could actually push your penis back into your

[01:51:54] body, like your whole, and you could have like nothing.

[01:51:56] It could be flat.

[01:51:57] Okay.

[01:51:57] Anyone know what I'm talking about?

[01:51:58] Runs.

[01:51:58] Anyone know what I'm talking about?

[01:51:59] Could I give you rapid fire questions about your pointer?

[01:52:03] Okay, go ahead.

[01:52:03] Okay.

[01:52:04] Be honest.

[01:52:04] Don't hesitate instantly answer.

[01:52:06] Okay.

[01:52:08] Yes.

[01:52:08] Rapid fire penis questions hoodie or no hoodie. I don't have a hoodie on okay flaccid

[01:52:15] How long I'm not kidding probably an inch

[01:52:23] Correct how long

[01:52:25] Six inches my guess maybe like six and like point point one point you go from one to six

[01:52:32] Yeah, that's not bad. No, but that's good

[01:52:34] Good.

[01:52:36] Yeah, I got a pretty long penis.

[01:52:37] Go from one to six?

[01:52:39] I've got a long penis.

[01:52:40] You're six X?

[01:52:41] Okay, I got it.

[01:52:42] Before we play, go to have to go tinkle, all right?

[01:52:44] Chad, it's not a coke break, not a fake break.

[01:52:46] Wait.

[01:52:47] I'll go back.

[01:52:47] Okay, Chad, I'll be back.

[01:52:48] Guys, everybody talk to Rom.

[01:52:50] Chad, do you want me to put my penis out?

[01:52:51] I'm confused.

[01:52:52] To prove this?

[01:52:53] No!

[01:52:57] I'm confused.

[01:52:58] I'll pull out my penis right now.

[01:53:01] Thank you for the six months.

[01:53:02] Grow or not a shower?

[01:53:03] Bro, nobody in here actually has like a big penis when it's like flaccid, quote-unquote.

[01:53:08] It's not real, bro.

[01:53:10] I'm dead serious. I don't believe that shit's real.

[01:53:19] It's four- isn't four- what?

[01:53:23] Thank you for the three months, bro.

[01:53:24] Noi.

[01:53:27] Marlin's penis, though?

[01:53:28] Oh my god, I know that shit could knock me out of it. It hits my face.

[01:53:32] I'm not even kidding.

[01:53:32] Is that crazy to say?

[01:53:36] Oh, no.

[01:53:54] My bad, bruh.

[01:53:56] I'm not gay for Marlin, but let's not lie to ourselves, right?

[01:54:00] Let's be honest with ourselves.

[01:54:03] Jason, the weaned shit is fake. There's no way. I think it was fake for propaganda purposes.

[01:54:07] I don't believe Jason has that big of a penis, bro. I've seen it so many times. There's no fucking way it's that big now.

[01:54:14] I don't believe it, bro.

[01:54:16] Take it very hard, take it very hard, chop chop chop.

[01:54:33] It's not very hard.

[01:54:35] Mason, they give her the 10 gifts.

[01:54:36] They put it in my ass as long as you're 18 plus and consensual.

[01:54:40] Rather, you ready to win?

[01:54:42] What did you say?

[01:54:44] No, no, no.

[01:54:45] This is the gold game, right?

[01:54:47] Okay, so what's after this?

[01:54:48] So, great question.

[01:54:50] First off, let's focus on what's in front of us

[01:54:52] and let's take this one second to talk.

[01:54:54] This is gold. These guys are-

[01:54:55] I have a voice to risky!

[01:54:58] This is gold. These guys are obviously

[01:54:59] going to be the best in the game yet.

[01:55:01] No shit.

[01:55:01] They're not going to be that good though.

[01:55:03] I think if you're confident in yourself

[01:55:05] and keep playing how you're playing,

[01:55:06] I'm legitimate to think we have a chance

[01:55:07] of beating every rank besides maybe champion-

[01:55:10] And if by the time

[01:55:13] The bar closes and you feel like falling down

[01:55:20] Wait, I got a first-time chatter saying that you have a kill of body blue

[01:55:25] But you're the person that body blue had sex with it

[01:55:27] It's some weird AI tick tock freak who does these videos once a week

[01:55:33] I I don't know this guy. His name is Aaron. He does these weird AI things and like

[01:55:38] 0.1% of people think it's real so it's legitimately like eight people who think

[01:55:44] I'm having a chemo body right now. Are you? No dumbass it's some AI guy he's AI

[01:55:52] like he just makes AI stuff. Yeah it's clearly AI. Alright Ron let's go go again

[01:55:59] you ready? This is a big fucking map holy shit yeah this so a little bit of

[01:56:04] This map is like one of the most loved maps in the game.

[01:56:08] It's not like a widely regarded as like a top three or four map in the game.

[01:56:13] The only thing that's bad about it is the spawn peeks.

[01:56:16] Oh I do hear about those.

[01:56:17] Can I be honest with you bro?

[01:56:22] What's up dude?

[01:56:23] I'm a little nervous.

[01:56:25] For the gold?

[01:56:26] Bro if you get nervous against the gold we're going to be cooking against a jam.

[01:56:30] I'm just like I don't want to play bad.

[01:56:33] Ron on me oh no oh no no no no okay Ron I can guide you to a kill if you want it

[01:56:40] Ron smoke is right here on this yellow thing Ron smoke is right here on this

[01:56:43] yellow thing you he ran

[01:56:48] he ran I'm so sorry Ron that's the first time I'll die on you this game I'm

[01:56:52] sorry I'm sorry so last time I don't really know this man listen listen

[01:56:57] shut up jump in the window he's right here Ron jump in the window Ron right

[01:57:01] Right right right here. He's trapped right here run jump with the window. We're gonna parking it on this yellow thing on this yellow thing

[01:57:05] He's trapped on this one. Okay. Now you're gonna 1v1. I don't know where the up no run other guys are here

[01:57:12] Yeah, right here right here. You might walk out of this door. You might walk out of that door

[01:57:16] Ron maybe in a joke of the call

[01:57:19] You might walk out of that door Ron. I think he's in the hallway

[01:57:21] If you don't miss, you're so cool.

[01:57:28] Easy.

[01:57:29] Ron, do you want me to guide you out of there?

[01:57:34] Run up the stairs to your left.

[01:57:36] Run up the stairs.

[01:57:37] Run up the stairs.

[01:57:38] I'm locked, bitch.

[01:57:39] Just listen.

[01:57:40] I can guide you out of there.

[01:57:41] You're locked.

[01:57:42] Ron, run up the stairs.

[01:57:43] Trust me.

[01:57:44] Trust me.

[01:57:45] Ron.

[01:57:46] Ron, just trust me.

[01:57:47] Run up the stairs to your right.

[01:57:48] Go to your right.

[01:57:49] Go to your right.

[01:57:50] Okay, run upstairs. Run, listen. Alright, listen to my exact commands. Go left. Go right.

[01:58:05] Go left. No, no, no. Left. Out in the hallway. Right. Left. Right. Break this hatch. Break

[01:58:15] this hatch with your gmr shoot it drop instantly drop instantly throw flashbang

[01:58:23] through this window throwing go to the right plant behind the b-bomb watch out

[01:58:30] for the hole on your right he's walking at you walking at you walking at you

[01:58:35] No!

[01:58:36] Great time.

[01:58:37] Ron and me.

[01:58:38] I wish I had my other gun now.

[01:58:41] Fuck!

[01:58:42] That's my bad.

[01:58:43] I shouldn't have told you to go out and play it earlier, but everything was perfect.

[01:58:45] You still don't feel like it.

[01:58:46] Good aim, Ron.

[01:58:47] Really good aim.

[01:58:48] Thank you, bro.

[01:58:49] I'm sorry.

[01:58:50] No, no, that strat is good because he's just never going to be expecting that.

[01:58:54] That's all me because I died.

[01:58:55] I didn't play wave ever.

[01:58:56] All right, let's ban.

[01:58:57] I think we should ban.

[01:58:58] Let's ban that guy.

[01:58:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:59:00] Oh.

[01:59:01] Okay.

[01:59:02] Ooh, they're banning fun.

[01:59:03] I'm not trying to backseat. It's just I don't want Ron to walk into a shot. Okay. Let's play cocktail. Let's play cock

[01:59:10] No, um

[01:59:13] Yeah, this site is okay. This site is okay. I play my row. Yes. Oh my god. Yes. I'm so surprised you have that good

[01:59:24] Talk to me talk to me all right first spot. Come here. I

[01:59:28] Made some plans for us wait till you land go nuts and nobody gonna

[01:59:32] us talk to me baby I'm off that drink you know little hour now yes but I next

[01:59:42] here's okay run hell no we have to put a mirror on it

[01:59:50] then run put a mirror on this one here are later apps on the reinforcement

[01:59:54] I have a look at me here put a mirror here put a mirror here on the thing I

[02:00:02] I

[02:00:06] Echoes now, holy shit, that's a pee. That's a pee. Yes. You could say he's echoing

[02:00:14] When this when this get out of town when this get out of wait, what am I supposed to do?

[02:00:18] What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to go?

[02:00:24] 29 months Jake I had a friend named Jake in high school

[02:00:28] Jacob Schiff. I helped him a lot. After Battlefield Hardline came out, Finksy, when Battlefield

[02:00:35] Hardline came out, I used to put C4s on cars that go on the road. We didn't know anything

[02:00:41] about our sexuality and we humped each other in the basement of his house.

[02:00:45] Yo, Rob, I'm trying to focus, Rob. I'm really trying to focus on this.

[02:00:50] There's someone on this window. I believe you. I don't know what I just believe you.

[02:00:54] Okay, there's someone on this window.

[02:00:56] He left, he's on the roof now.

[02:00:57] Am I supposed to look at the stairs to my left or no?

[02:00:59] If you hear somebody, yeah, that's our biggest weakness, is that staircase.

[02:01:07] He talked to me, what's going on?

[02:01:08] No, we're good.

[02:01:09] He tried to ask me here, but it failed miserably.

[02:01:12] C4 out.

[02:01:14] What are you blowing up Ron? We needed that.

[02:01:17] Well, I don't know.

[02:01:19] Just thought it would be fun.

[02:01:21] You say, alright, focus!

[02:01:23] We're losing!

[02:01:25] Is it you?

[02:01:27] Okay, they dropped, they dropped, they dropped.

[02:01:31] They're right here, Ron, both of them.

[02:01:33] Where? On one?

[02:01:35] Come to you, come to you, come to you.

[02:01:37] One's right here.

[02:01:38] I'm gonna grab this guy.

[02:01:39] He's tagged a little bit?

[02:01:49] Ron, watch out for this guy, he's right here.

[02:01:51] He's right up your hallway.

[02:01:53] Good job.

[02:01:54] Good job.

[02:01:55] I'm good job.

[02:01:56] I think he's gonna go to your hull.

[02:02:00] I'm going to go to your hull.

[02:02:03] I'm going to go to your hull.

[02:02:05] I'm going to go to your hull.

[02:02:07] I'm going to go to your hull.

[02:02:08] Ron, I think he's in your hull by here.

[02:02:09] Oh my God, no, there's two.

[02:02:10] He's in a different one.

[02:02:11] He's past my Myra.

[02:02:12] I'm past my Myra.

[02:02:13] Did all my camps go out of pain?

[02:02:14] Get on my camps?

[02:02:15] Okay, right here?

[02:02:16] On two?

[02:02:17] On two?

[02:02:18] He's on two still.

[02:02:19] On two.

[02:02:20] Other ones right here?

[02:02:21] On two?

[02:02:22] the one cell I think one cell left one cell right the planning

[02:02:33] that's right no no no respect it's not good it's not good are we fine are we

[02:02:42] okay once they get to three rounds it's time to start panicking but right now

[02:02:48] good right now we're gonna put in this turtle in my chat they're putting in

[02:02:54] this turtle in my chat it's putting a brown sign that says GG so I'm a little

[02:02:57] worried now we're wrong listen to me bro now I need you to fully lock in cuz

[02:03:03] I'm literally locked so I give more than a blow job no so wrong but I yes

[02:03:09] wrong okay here's what needs to do yeah go to me tell me go go go to be

[02:03:14] Don't be really consistent keep going over me. I'm gonna go ash. All right. We're gonna have to focus

[02:03:20] Yeah, I want to be strapped but like I'm ready. Oh, I'm a good listener on God. I'm a good listener

[02:03:25] The thing is though strapped

[02:03:26] Oh, God, I'm a good listener. I promise no it's not because of you strapped

[02:03:30] I kind of said kind of sketchy because we have a 10 second delay

[02:03:33] So if we call them too early, they're gonna be all over it if if they're sniping if you use your drone to locate a bomb

[02:03:39] look wrong we didn't make it to golds on this all right they gotta go up they

[02:03:45] gotta go up remember that they have to go up

[02:03:50] all right let's get to the roof first things first get to the roof focus focus

[02:03:54] are they all sitting four by three one guy what does that mean I don't know

[02:04:01] Yeah, you have a dog?

[02:04:05] No, just name I

[02:04:11] Heard a bark. Oh, that's on the map. That's on this man. Oh wait, you're on my mic. Yeah. Yeah, puppy. I got children

[02:04:19] Take our dog

[02:04:25] Got a talk you gotta talk to me Ron just skip to the roof with me focus

[02:04:28] I

[02:04:32] Was died where you gotta tell you actually tell me you're doing that shit

[02:04:38] You break this camera it's for least at my house

[02:04:49] I'm with you. I'm on you. I'm on you. I'm on you. I'm on you. I'm on you. What I do do exactly what I do

[02:04:58] right

[02:05:03] You see I'm there's a bad hold the store hold the store

[02:05:09] What's up no way

[02:05:20] That was good what we just did there is just called hitting a gap so there was a gap

[02:05:23] It seems stupid, but whenever there's a gap he just taken okay

[02:05:26] they were worried about the wrong stuff I just didn't know where to look bro you're

[02:05:31] my daddy thank you for clutching they're putting the bra and James Duncan

[02:05:34] you're my daddy I'm gonna say thank you daddy run if we lost that round I'm not

[02:05:39] even just saying this I mean we would have lost like 100% don't have that

[02:05:42] mindset winning four straight against the like these guys are pretty fucking

[02:05:46] good for gold all right listen up run we're gonna go downstairs okay we're

[02:05:51] Talk to me go go me go go mirror it and it they've ended

[02:05:57] I don't know what that oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's perfect. It's not great. It's great

[02:06:02] Oh, hold on now

[02:06:05] Hey, what is this prime chat? We need to actually go. We're about a loose of golds rock focus, okay?

[02:06:11] I've never been more focused bro. Okay, perfect

[02:06:15] There's kids that have me on their second monitor doing homework right now. I understand I'm locked

[02:06:19] I'm doing this shit for them what I need you to do is put a thorn trap here

[02:06:25] That is where I just throw it

[02:06:29] Put a thorn trap here

[02:06:31] Yep, put a thorn trap here

[02:06:34] Yep, you have one more man. Uh-huh and then for your last one put a thorn trap here

[02:06:41] I might get wallbangs. Ah, what is this? What is this? What is this?

[02:06:44] I'm getting all my run got here run got here. Get out. I must protect you. I'm gonna protect you

[02:06:51] My friend, and I love you

[02:06:56] They're going brava hacking our release

[02:07:01] There's a lot of sound I'm scared. Oh my god. I'm scared

[02:07:07] Don't put a shield up here. I'm scared. I'm inside. You're receiving anything. You're receiving anything. Oh my god

[02:07:13] I shot a tire, oh my god.

[02:07:15] Ron, get inside, get inside.

[02:07:16] I'm on site, I don't know where to hold.

[02:07:18] Where do you even hold?

[02:07:19] These kids got me sniping, because there's

[02:07:20] no way they're going to profit out of the arena.

[02:07:22] I mean, no way a goal is taking like that, right?

[02:07:25] Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me.

[02:07:26] Where do you want me to go?

[02:07:28] Ron, I want you to watch this window right here.

[02:07:30] Ow, ow, ow.

[02:07:32] Just, I don't know, play the whole way, play the whole way.

[02:07:34] So come to you?

[02:07:35] No, no, don't come to me.

[02:07:38] Yeah, they're going to put in this window.

[02:07:39] This is really bad.

[02:07:41] these guys know everything somehow

[02:07:48] there there there that window that you said

[02:07:50] one of them

[02:07:52] one of em is

[02:07:52] Ron I need you to hold that window c-

[02:07:54] I, okay I'ma, I try to do this I don't really know this map but

[02:07:57] just play the whole way and hold it

[02:07:59] if you can hold that window i think we'll win

[02:08:02] friendly operated

[02:08:03] we've got some nap kneaded

[02:08:06] this is like

[02:08:08] either the

[02:08:08] gumuckiest

[02:08:09] okay these guys are not gold

[02:08:10] He's in Bakery, in Bakery.

[02:08:12] Yep, gonna be right up here, like right through here.

[02:08:15] That's a good angle where you're just holding.

[02:08:19] I swear to God, these guys, okay, inside, inside,

[02:08:21] inside, yep, right there.

[02:08:23] Literally right down.

[02:08:26] Once you kill this guy, the other guy's gonna be

[02:08:28] behind you in Bakery.

[02:08:35] It's over.

[02:08:39] They're gonna come to your right.

[02:08:40] I thought he was to my right!

[02:08:42] I knew he was both to my left!

[02:08:44] Relax. It's because he was to your right about a minute ago.

[02:08:47] Um, so Chats, I don't know about the other guy, but Senior Swardy is not a gold player.

[02:08:53] Like, just, I mean, nobody's doing this in gold.

[02:08:57] Nobody's going to authenticate these guys?

[02:09:00] I mean, these guys, I mean, nobody's doing this in gold.

[02:09:04] I mean, nobody's doing this in gold.

[02:09:07] Nobody's gonna authenticate these guys.

[02:09:09] I think this guy's champ. I'm not even kidding.

[02:09:11] I didn't think anyone was doing that.

[02:09:13] Okay, so let's beat him, bro. You're a better champ.

[02:09:15] I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious, too.

[02:09:18] I know, but I just assumed they were gonna be goals, but they're not.

[02:09:21] Guys, I don't care if I'm top 10.

[02:09:23] Oh my god.

[02:09:25] Okay, they're gonna go upstairs.

[02:09:27] That was that mean or is that bad?

[02:09:29] Come to be honest.

[02:09:31] What's up, Blake? What's up, Blake? What's up, Blake? What's up, Blake?

[02:09:33] I didn't keep going, Doug. I mean, Doug could be really fucking solid.

[02:09:35] Are you eating right now? No, you dead ass eating. I'm too are you dead ass eating?

[02:09:40] I'm chewing gum to maximize my neuro brainwave frequencies. We need to win three rounds in a round. You actually use neuro gum

[02:09:46] No, I used to use to be addicted to that. Is it good for you or bad?

[02:09:50] I think it's terrible for you. All right, Ron, let's go

[02:09:54] But chat like I've been playing this game ten years. I would bet every like

[02:09:59] Testicle I have on my body that this guy is enough for insertion

[02:10:03] How many testicles you have

[02:10:06] Okay

[02:10:08] China and a penis

[02:10:11] Come to me focus the gold come to me come to me

[02:10:18] How does it happen every time yeah, I every time there's this one smart who's just conveniently sniping they have a brava for an Aruni, okay, I

[02:10:27] I didn't think goals know what that is.

[02:10:32] Are you chubby?

[02:10:36] Look at our six tracker?

[02:10:37] I'm sure he's...

[02:10:38] I'm not getting great at it right now.

[02:10:39] I know this account's in gold, but I'm saying he's not gold.

[02:10:43] DMR this.

[02:10:44] Run.

[02:10:45] You're not sexy.

[02:10:46] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:10:47] DMR this.

[02:10:48] DMR this.

[02:10:49] And then run.

[02:10:50] DMR this.

[02:10:51] Watch that I'm gonna throw a C4 up because these guys are like champs.

[02:10:54] I

[02:10:58] Need some plans for us between land on us and nobody gonna

[02:11:13] One is across the thing over there they went mute for the delkan is once on a on the bottom

[02:11:18] You should go to the dog. You should go to the car. I will one second one is on that thing right now

[02:11:22] Marked I'm using right now. What do you want me to do bro? You can't just play solo brothers. How we lose drop with you

[02:11:28] Yeah, did you use it? Yes, Ron. He's either drone. Okay. Do you have a drone? I used it already?

[02:11:33] And I marked them who's on a I think you have another drone. I can't I gotta bring it all the way up. Okay

[02:11:44] I'm lost his drone if you can't I'm lost

[02:11:52] I found myself

[02:11:55] I'm here coming up

[02:11:59] Another flight of stairs right there. He's on to onto he's now for now. He's off

[02:12:05] One is on the site, you know talking about like on the beat mom

[02:12:10] Hold on hold on. I'm coming up over. We have some time. We have some good time. Give me one second

[02:12:16] Okay, I'm up

[02:12:18] Missy

[02:12:22] So cocked

[02:12:25] Yeah, he's on there. He's just sitting there. He's it. He's it. He's on he's it hard

[02:12:29] I'm gonna hold them. I'm gonna hold them

[02:12:33] Come with me round actually now keep holding you keep all your holding

[02:12:36] I

[02:12:50] Shum

[02:12:55] You're caring

[02:13:02] Hard to like communicate and play at the same time, but you're doing good

[02:13:07] You're fucking locked you're fucking locked as fuck these guys are not cold like sweaty is not the whole brown

[02:13:14] Phase I just don't

[02:13:15] But it's so weird having a delay chat you use the lay a lot. I feel like I saw her to talk to people wait chat

[02:13:20] What up should we ban?

[02:13:21] We're just guys going

[02:13:26] Have I said the mute pinged where you were without any sound through a wall

[02:13:29] Oh, wait, how about, oh yeah, how about, you're inspecting her.

[02:13:33] So Ron, they're not sweating, it's not only smurfing,

[02:13:37] but he's sniping too.

[02:13:40] This guy's like chud maxing.

[02:13:41] Chad, what should we ban?

[02:13:44] Chad, am I muddied?

[02:13:45] Anyone said no?

[02:13:46] Let's go, Baba, ban problem.

[02:13:47] What am I supposed to play?

[02:13:49] All right, Ron, listen up, okay?

[02:13:51] I need you to just listen to my every command.

[02:13:53] Can you hear me or not?

[02:13:54] Yes.

[02:13:55] Ron, I need you to go, Malusi, okay?

[02:13:57] She's blue.

[02:13:59] She's gonna be at the bottom left up one very bottom left up one hand. It's bad. It's bad. It's banned. No, it's not. It's not

[02:14:06] Oh my god, I don't have money. I don't have enough money. You should ever unlock

[02:14:08] Okay, what do you have cuz I want I want to beat this did so bad. I have Scott Scapos Tornado Kai

[02:14:16] Mazzie

[02:14:17] Wami

[02:14:19] Vigil Eli Lizzion Echo

[02:14:22] Caviar Valkyrie

[02:14:24] Frost Bandit Jager

[02:14:26] Tach Chaka Chaka Cap can Rook Doc pulse castle mutt smoke century go

[02:14:38] Chances hard I want to like set up a good strat go castle. Okay. Go castle. Got it. I know that guy

[02:14:44] I know how to play him too

[02:14:45] I'm trying to think of what like site we can do because this this sweaty kid is like and rear

[02:14:50] Oh, we're getting sweaty bro, but the sticky cheese in the chat that has I don't know what to play

[02:14:55] I need to be on a gun. I think you know what? Let me just study my roots. All right, Ron. This is it, bro

[02:15:01] Um, I'm nervous. I'm nervous. This is it. Like if we lose it if we lose this

[02:15:06] If we lose to these golds, bro

[02:15:08] I'm gonna be like pretty upset because I have eyes just said sweaty sniping and I know I know he's smirking

[02:15:14] Cuz like I know what goals for like

[02:15:15] That's what he broke. Can you just lock in please? Can you just turn off the stream? I come on, dude

[02:15:20] Yeah, but Ron listen to me. We're gonna go fast here. I need you to put these cats down at the speed of right

[02:15:26] I don't know. Okay. You gotta tell me wish where you're gonna put them down though. That's the only problem

[02:15:29] I'm just gonna pay

[02:15:51] This game is actually so sweaty

[02:16:10] There's no peak don't die if it's if you peak it's over you just gotta let me run around and reinforce as well like wrap around

[02:16:17] Please please please this wall one and a chance you could wrap around and reinforce that wall

[02:16:27] Which wall that one

[02:16:32] Reborn from the other side the up no no no the wall the wall from the wall

[02:16:38] The other side not that side go around you're gonna die

[02:16:47] Alright now run inside. Ron now if you can, re-force this wall. I will not leave you out, trust me.

[02:16:54] Re-force this wall. I will not leave you out, re-force it.

[02:16:57] Then re-force the wall next door.

[02:16:59] What about?

[02:17:02] I have a factory new camera up too.

[02:17:06] Alright, lock the fucking entrance.

[02:17:10] What am I supposed to be looking at? You need to tell me what to look at.

[02:17:12] Ron, I'm gonna make holes here.

[02:17:14] hold the feet hold the females let me here please okay

[02:17:27] I'm holding the feet

[02:17:32] they know exactly why I am up for shrimp timing that's my problem and keep

[02:17:36] moving should I not

[02:17:41] everyone he's in the window that

[02:17:51] can I get anywhere else on here is it only that I'm not this mode I bet one

[02:17:57] We're at 2v1. Stay alive. I'm running. I'm just gonna hide. Stay alive. Hide in the corner.

[02:18:07] Okay, he's on the Celeping. On the Celeping. On the Celeping. On the Celeping. Swinging you.

[02:18:13] On the Celeping. On the Celeping. He's running at you. Running at you. Running at you.

[02:18:19] Let's go let's go come on kid

[02:18:31] There's three months any of the three months, okay, let's go you're right actually insane. Oh

[02:18:37] My god, I killed the stream sniping smurf freak

[02:18:41] But that guy's a weirdo

[02:18:44] Why is he doing that? I was supposed to be fine. Why is he trying so hard?

[02:18:49] Every time but if we win it we're smooth sailing one more round. Okay

[02:18:53] What is the best you out of three like how does this work here? No, it's just winner takes all we have to win this

[02:19:00] Who's Michael did he Poggington in my chat

[02:19:03] Pro run focus focus like we run I need you right now daddy more than I need you more than ever daddy

[02:19:10] Great blows and kill on that guy. You're actually him

[02:19:12] The other guy phase that guy's legit this guy this sweaty guy. I guarantee you it's not

[02:19:19] I hear dog parking.

[02:19:44] I've got two drones.

[02:19:45] What are you going to do?

[02:19:46] Don't peek.

[02:19:47] Don't peek.

[02:19:48] You don't need to wait wrong

[02:19:52] Okay

[02:19:57] They don't need they don't need they don't need a bomb they're both inside I think you heard

[02:20:05] You can win this week on this he's on the whole peeking the

[02:20:09] He's on the whole peeking the the door like that. Oh the one to the left of what you're looking at

[02:20:14] right there yep he was speaking that wait go down and shoot one

[02:20:22] here yes you all right the Smurf still alive listen Ron Baker he's clear to take

[02:20:29] you can take it run through that all right he'll see Daniel how would you

[02:20:40] Tell me to go into that.

[02:20:41] I don't know, there's a third one on the door.

[02:20:43] Okay, Ron, listen, this, what I'm pinging,

[02:20:47] this is like, no one's here,

[02:20:49] but I can't really see that far.

[02:20:51] You're gonna have to drone.

[02:20:52] I think he's gonna run your drone.

[02:20:53] Oh, there's a strange sight of me, it means it's over.

[02:20:54] Run your drone through.

[02:20:55] Now, you could win, you could win.

[02:20:56] If you kill Sweaty, you could win.

[02:20:59] I think they're nervous and they're hiding in sight.

[02:21:03] I have kind of a cam.

[02:21:07] She moans good.

[02:21:10] i think they're hiding inside i think

[02:21:18] uh... system of this is cringe

[02:21:23] right now

[02:21:25] listen to me

[02:21:26] you should be careful

[02:21:29] right like okay

[02:21:30] ron ron

[02:21:37] this is cringe

[02:21:38] I think what you're gonna have to do is

[02:21:44] Ron you're gonna have we're not saying anything yeah move 40 seconds move through the door shoot the camera on your right move through the

[02:21:50] Store should be camera you're right up

[02:21:53] Turn around run upstairs, so you have to do this you have to have 30 seconds

[02:21:58] Right left left you're gonna break the hatch and instantly drop again. You're gonna have to get two kills watch out

[02:22:05] It can be close

[02:22:07] close close the whole way you're so cringe

[02:22:11] oh what the fuck

[02:22:15] so bad

[02:22:19] watch every time

[02:22:23] I lost my thousand gifted to that

[02:22:26] that's how I lose my thousand gifted

[02:22:29] to fucking smart

[02:22:31] actual gold to just get the sweaty guy

[02:22:34] How nice can you get to actual goals cuz bro like I mean if I knew this guy was gonna be like champ or something playing or diamond or whatever

[02:22:42] I mean it would have been different

[02:22:44] She fucking cheese chat. That's serious refund to get new goals. I'm blocking the sweaty good unlike everything

[02:22:56] All right get to the goals

[02:22:58] All right, we're gonna rematch and get new goals, okay?

[02:23:01] it's all good all good all good all good wait hold on they're saying one more

[02:23:07] I work that way that's two goals. Wait Chad is this Chad is this Mickey oh is that Mickey

[02:23:13] they're gonna put the little mickeys in my chat oh fuck no oh here it comes bro

[02:23:19] here it comes bro don't put the guys please it bothers me you know it bothers

[02:23:22] me. Don't do it bro. Don't do it. Uh, hi Refund.

[02:23:38] Just like I know you should. I said, I'd give you everything. You know I would. Good.

[02:23:48] I'm so high at the moment

[02:23:51] I'm so caught up in this

[02:23:55] Yeah, we're just young, dumb and broke

[02:23:58] But we still got love to give our young, dumb

[02:24:02] Young, young, dumb and broke

[02:24:05] Young, dumb

[02:24:06] Young, young, dumb and broke

[02:24:08] Young, dumb

[02:24:09] Young, young, dumb and broke

[02:24:12] Who's ready for fucking Rocket League after this? Drop on me if you are! I'm sorry about

[02:24:22] the delay chat, we're gonna get rid of it soon, okay?

[02:24:25] Alright, Kat, we're gonna get actual gold this game. The one guy was gold, but not

[02:24:31] this guy. Yo, I'll send your sweaty. Shove your controller up your ass, use smurfing,

[02:24:37] stream snapping, delinquent motherfucker. I literally despise you and wish nothing

[02:24:41] but the worst for you. Parker, thank you for the promise, Chad. Chad, how's the money going?

[02:24:45] My Chad, thank you for the nothing. But did you say thank you for the nothing?

[02:24:50] Yeah, bro, they're just spreading literally absolutely nothing besides

[02:24:53] these shitty fucking emotes that they spam, bro. I'm not even kidding, I generally think that

[02:24:57] my Chad uses too much emotes nowadays. Like, it's not even real words, bro. It's just emotes.

[02:25:05] Real. You know what a Keck walk is or no? My Chad doesn't really email that much, dude.

[02:25:10] They just do the sun emote and then everything else is basically just harassment

[02:25:16] Sun miho, I would find it's a drowsy appreciate it occasionally. I'll see that I'll allow them there and then the rest of it is just like

[02:25:23] You know the sperm had emote. I'm not even kidding. Wait, I'm about to do something

[02:25:29] You know, I'll disable every type of emote right now. I want to see how my chat it acts

[02:25:34] So disable every emote chat what we're gonna do

[02:25:38] is we are going to completely edit the gold game out of the YouTube video and then act like this is the gold game

[02:25:46] So, Rob, like act like we that game never happened

[02:25:49] Yeah, that never happened, bro. Let's go play the gold game, bro. I'm ready. Let's do it, bro

[02:25:53] Like this is like chat. This is only the stream lore

[02:25:57] So chat what we're gonna do is we're just gonna act like the gold game never happened. It's everybody down

[02:26:02] watch run I'm telling you like we're gonna play these goals and we're gonna

[02:26:08] win like four to four to zero those guys were not like the sweaty guy was

[02:26:12] smurfing the other guy was just like snipping with him I got rid of I got

[02:26:18] rid of 7 TV it's so weird I can finally see my chat I can see my chat yeah

[02:26:23] chat somebody down we're just gonna act like the gold game like never existed

[02:26:27] I'm gonna post it on TikTok. No, no, nobody do that. Everyone just, everyone just act like the gold game never even happened.

[02:26:57] All right chat we're literally gonna act like the gold game never happened

[02:27:01] professor talks just anything over the fact that we're 3k away from 90k that is

[02:27:07] actually insane Humpty-Humpty you're three subs away from 90,000 no three

[02:27:13] k3k how many subs do you get every single stream you say I actually don't

[02:27:21] know like do you mean live or like throughout the entire day both I

[02:27:26] I mean, I guess live broke, I don't know probably like around 3000. I think I'd say like 3000

[02:27:35] 2527. I don't know something like that. I'm telling you what you know, 1000 subs a day

[02:27:47] or like 2700 or 2800 something like that. I don't know the exact number, but I'm almost

[02:27:53] So yeah, three K I think

[02:27:58] You know you're the greatest streamer ever bro, no, I'm not

[02:28:02] Genuinely, I'm not myself. Maybe top top 15 maybe top 20 that's being humble, bro

[02:28:09] I'm not kidding when I say this bro. Am I in the top 20 streamers ever. I swear, bro

[02:28:14] You just framed about me number one and number two

[02:28:17] I genuinely believe you're like literally one of the greatest, but I'm not care

[02:28:21] Watch you every single morning. This is I can't believe you make 3,000 subs a day. Thank you, bro playing video games, bro

[02:28:29] Thanks, bro. Now. I'm not the goat, bro

[02:28:32] I think the goat of streaming is probably speed on by this job

[02:28:37] I think unbiasedly I think speed is the goat because bro speed is really the only I would say I mean speeds definitely

[02:28:43] Yeah, because speed is basically like speed is the only person that actually has like

[02:28:55] mastered IRL streaming and gaming streaming like and I mean master like speed is the greatest

[02:29:00] IRL streamer ever and one of the greatest gaming streamers ever.

[02:29:04] Like I think speed is about it.

[02:29:06] Yeah.

[02:29:07] All right.

[02:29:08] You ready?

[02:29:09] I like when he does his emotes like on Twitter like I'll see gifts of him

[02:29:14] Yeah, I'm out. Yes. Yes. I think speed is the greatest streamer ever and unbiasedly. All right, Ron. You ready?

[02:29:20] Go go game go game. All right. Look hey, hey

[02:29:24] We just beat

[02:29:26] Rock we just beat the silvers. This is the gold. I know we didn't we just lost the golds. You wanted me to redo this

[02:29:31] I

[02:29:36] Didn't know it's not it's kind of tight YouTube what it's good. We're gonna jump into the gold game. We just

[02:29:41] Roast it out of gold. Did we you're gonna try again? So YouTube I'm gonna be out. I'm gonna break the I'm gonna break the ice here

[02:29:48] YouTube we just lost the gold

[02:29:52] YouTube listen listen we didn't show the last gold game you watch this video on YouTube

[02:29:56] But one of them was slurping and high-five confirmed that one of them was sniping

[02:30:01] And we lost 4-3.

[02:30:03] So, one of them was a smoke, and one of them was sniping.

[02:30:05] So, we're not gonna count it, and now this is the legit gold.

[02:30:08] Good luck! Ron, the feat this challenge.

[02:30:10] I'm so fucking confused, Jinxie.

[02:30:13] What is this fucking green dude bouncing up and down in my chat with a blue shirt?

[02:30:16] Do you have that in your chat, too?

[02:30:18] Green dude bouncing up and down?

[02:30:19] It's a yellow guy with green pants, blue shirt, jumping up and down.

[02:30:25] Who is this?

[02:30:26] I don't know.

[02:30:27] Oh

[02:30:33] What is that I don't know bro, it's actually annoying. Oh my god

[02:30:41] All right, are you ready? Are you ready? Yep one dude right here? I got sight. What am I on? Oh, no. Oh, no

[02:30:49] No, run run for you shield. I didn't mean to all right go game. Rock. Let's go focus

[02:30:57] Alright, Mods, ban Eddie Moe now.

[02:30:58] Boon, they're fun.

[02:31:02] Ron, you ready for Tung Tung Tong?

[02:31:04] Take over, take over top of these people's shield.

[02:31:07] You ready for Tung Tung Tong, or no?

[02:31:09] Ron, the elephant, the elephant, the elephant, the elephant!

[02:31:11] Ron, the elephant!

[02:31:12] Take over that with this shield.

[02:31:13] Are you ready for Tung Tung Tong to be in four minutes?

[02:31:15] SHUT UP, TUNG TUNG TONG!

[02:31:19] Seat fork?

[02:31:20] I love Tung Tung Tong.

[02:31:27] I

[02:31:40] Run see what I mean on this way on this yet. Run watch this headshot watch this headshot

[02:31:45] Nice! Triple T orah! Don't ever beat me!

[02:31:52] See bro, the golds is easy. This one inside.

[02:31:55] That was a triple T orah right there.

[02:31:57] Yes bro, the golds are easy man.

[02:31:59] Alright, let's go. Shadow back on track guys.

[02:32:04] Yo chat, uh, why, everyone's just typing this stupid athema. Enough guys.

[02:32:09] Alright roundail, let's ban Blitz. I'm literally gonna go Blitz.

[02:32:12] Robert, you better get out some flow state and blend out of here.

[02:32:15] I'm not even kidding bro, I'm so flow state right now, like I feel like my flow is, it's

[02:32:20] going bro.

[02:32:21] Like I'm flowing so, I'm flowing so hard right now.

[02:32:24] That's what you hear.

[02:32:25] We beat the golds.

[02:32:26] No it's so much, oh my god, oh my god I'm flowing.

[02:32:28] We beat the, oh no, I fucking can't control it.

[02:32:31] We, okay, we beat the golds, we beat the plaques.

[02:32:35] Jack, alright, everyone is typing this dumb ass fucking emote.

[02:32:40] Are there any mods in the stream?

[02:32:42] Oh my god!

[02:32:43] Clicks, they give you the 67 miles!

[02:32:45] Can we get a 6 different job?

[02:32:47] Look, look at this!

[02:32:48] Oh my god!

[02:32:52] Bro, see, the gold is easy peasy, my boy.

[02:32:55] Appreciate it.

[02:32:57] 10 seconds to insertion.

[02:33:02] The gold is easy peasy, my boy.

[02:33:08] I'm so high at the moment.

[02:33:11] I'm so caught up in this

[02:33:14] But we're just young dumb and we still got love to give

[02:33:21] Young dumb, young young dumb and we still got love to give

[02:33:24] You see I can't see, you see I can't see

[02:33:26] I did it I can't see

[02:33:28] What do you mean you can't see, what's that?

[02:33:29] I punched a fire extinguisher, I didn't think much of it

[02:33:33] It's okay, it's okay

[02:33:35] That's a bad update that they did

[02:33:36] Hold them accountable

[02:33:37] I

[02:33:43] Dance off chat put your favorite emotive of a dance

[02:33:47] I shot somebody drugs Ronnie Ronnie, Sonny

[02:33:50] Right, we're gonna beat up your rank. All right, okay

[02:33:53] We were in Nicholas Nicholas Stewart

[02:33:57] What why say it?

[02:33:59] Why would you say my government name? I think I'm gonna say your phone name, bro

[02:34:02] I could have said Nicholas Doug Stewart

[02:34:07] That's like a niche that's a niche round. That's gonna be the public

[02:34:12] Right on this one. No, I know my government

[02:34:15] 3712 frauds on studio cities my address

[02:34:19] It's just what I see Ron. This is what it's me

[02:34:22] Right. Do you want me to kill me? We want me to kill me after now

[02:34:25] Survey says yes. Oh

[02:34:29] Survey said your dog shit, Rob, you're gonna win

[02:34:32] Run on this week on this week on this week

[02:34:34] Yes, yes, yes, Ron the last guy's half out half out

[02:34:40] Ron, okay, let's go in

[02:34:43] Let's get crazy. Ron gets the objective easy run run on this thing on this thing Ron on everything

[02:34:48] I love crap so this thing

[02:34:50] Crap stuff on this thing

[02:34:51] Crap stuff on this thing on that went to the right now. He's right on this thing. Let's go to the right to the right

[02:34:56] Right there right there right there to the right

[02:34:59] Right there. He's gonna be okay

[02:35:01] I'm telling you this guy is nothing he's nothing positive for a check but I legitimately think that guy's

[02:35:23] I'm not even kidding that guy if he met me and really I look at him and they think he would try that I like

[02:35:33] Bend me over

[02:35:34] Ron you're actually such a game. We'll have a nice ass. I'll be honest you when I saw you last year at the chair

[02:35:40] Wait, how you gonna do the charity match if you get invited?

[02:35:43] Are you gonna stream it? What do you mean?

[02:35:46] What do you mean you're streaming every day? So how does that work? I'll just stream after the match probably

[02:35:51] Oh my god IRL stream Ron wait wait wait probably

[02:35:57] I'm not in the

[02:36:04] I'm not in the master

[02:36:08] I'm not in it

[02:36:13] I'm not in the master

[02:36:19] I didn't get it

[02:36:24] I

[02:36:27] Just he like he knows what he's doing

[02:36:33] Rob the impact room

[02:36:35] Thank you mark the calendar

[02:36:39] Do you want to do a strategy that I call in there like swimwear?

[02:36:44] It's the best strategy in the game, but you have to trust me. All right. I'm ready. I'm right there like swimwear

[02:36:48] No, no, this strategy is called in there like swimming

[02:37:20] Yeah

[02:37:27] We need to find

[02:37:36] Thank you, bro, thank you

[02:37:40] Blacks in here, you see the difference

[02:37:48] I didn't even say you said what

[02:37:50] I said you see the difference no before that I say get the plants in here oh

[02:37:56] What did you think I said?

[02:38:00] Let's get fucking right well play against the blast run. What do you think I said?

[02:38:07] Wait, whoa

[02:38:14] No, I know I obviously said plaid because we play plastic

[02:38:20] Jesus Brown

[02:38:24] All right, but Ron you see what I'm saying the last guys wait this is gold. You see what I mean? You see what I mean?

[02:38:31] Yeah, you guys see I don't like Chad I take pride in this

[02:38:35] I would think I've ever falsely accused somebody smirking ever like check. I'm a Chuck

[02:38:39] I have 30 hours on this game with someone's a gold. I know I know their gold

[02:38:43] What's almost not a good other area these guys are obviously go all right what I get

[02:38:48] Um, it's hard to say because you play on PC, right?

[02:38:52] I want to put a battery down.

[02:38:55] So on PC run, like, everything is exponentially harder.

[02:38:58] So I'm going to be honest, bro, if you played PC, you would probably be in Silver, Silvergold,

[02:39:05] Silvergold.

[02:39:06] I think you'd be Silvergold.

[02:39:07] If you played PC, you'd probably be Silvergold, too.

[02:39:10] Um, I played PC, I think I'd gotten a diamond solo queueing, but I didn't play that

[02:39:17] much.

[02:39:18] But I was on control enough.

[02:39:23] Hey Jynx, head looks extra smooth today, thank you.

[02:39:26] Alright, repeat the goals, Rilla, into the flats.

[02:39:32] I hear someone on me.

[02:39:35] Rilla!

[02:39:37] Stay focused, Rilla.

[02:39:38] I might be dead.

[02:39:39] What do you mean? What's happening? Everything okay?

[02:39:41] I don't know. I didn't know this was a hole.

[02:39:43] One friendly remaining.

[02:39:44] Yeah, I didn't know that was a hole, bro. They C4'd it.

[02:39:46] Papas here.

[02:39:47] sorry bro now run in the chat I don't think you could do this bro golds are

[02:39:54] low-key better than fucking teammate are you now it's been a game been the

[02:40:02] Excuse me, this is hard scopes table or not, please

[02:40:16] Let me hear me here that was that

[02:40:19] I'm stuck at a corner.

[02:40:26] Good angle, good angle.

[02:40:32] Game point, bye bye, let's go.

[02:40:35] Wait, it's your reaction time of fucking Kebola on the road?

[02:40:41] I thought he was gonna flash and then fall back.

[02:40:44] Jack! Jack, I gotta play better, dude.

[02:40:46] I gotta play better for Ron, he,

[02:40:48] for I gotta play better for Ron.

[02:40:50] Jack, look, once we get to the,

[02:40:51] once we get to like the emeralds,

[02:40:53] I'm gonna start peeking.

[02:40:54] I'm gonna start peeking, trust me.

[02:40:58] No, Jack, I know shoot,

[02:40:59] but I was trying to dodge the flash

[02:41:01] and I thought he was gonna fall back.

[02:41:02] That's why I didn't shoot.

[02:41:03] I was trying to swiggle, so I dodged the flash.

[02:41:06] You just lost to a guy on an Xbox 360, bro.

[02:41:09] What are you fucking doing?

[02:41:10] He's not on a 360.

[02:41:11] Jack, what do you mean, watch?

[02:41:12] I solo queue to champ last night, you motherfucking chuds.

[02:41:15] Do kids nowadays even know what an Xbox 360 is?

[02:41:18] Yes, I don't even know.

[02:41:19] That's not that long ago.

[02:41:21] Bro, if you know what an Xbox 360 is,

[02:41:22] you're probably like eight,

[02:41:24] if you don't know what that is, if you don't know.

[02:41:25] Yeah, and if you're eight,

[02:41:26] you were born in 2019.

[02:41:29] Is that crazy?

[02:41:31] Ron's actually right here, Chad.

[02:41:32] No, Ron is right.

[02:41:34] Hey, Jinx, you look cute today.

[02:41:36] Thank you, buddy.

[02:41:36] See, bro, I love the positivity sometimes.

[02:41:38] It's really nice to see.

[02:41:41] Ron, you look cute today.

[02:41:42] Thank you bro. I don't see a lot of positivity in my chat anymore.

[02:41:44] You're not going to locate a bomb.

[02:41:46] Yeah, I would say my chat is about

[02:41:48] 93%

[02:41:50] harassment

[02:41:52] and toxicity, 7% positivity.

[02:41:54] My chat I would say is like

[02:41:56] 80%

[02:41:58] just making fun of the way I look

[02:42:00] 10% people just

[02:42:02] spamming emote not using actual words

[02:42:04] and then I would say

[02:42:06] 5% like me

[02:42:08] and then 5%

[02:42:10] put me on their second monitor it's not terrible to be on someone's second

[02:42:15] monitor I mean think about it they could have like they could be gooting on their

[02:42:18] second monitor but they choose you to watch you that means that would be me

[02:42:23] bro you think one of your view okay one of my viewers have easily have

[02:42:29] No shot they have or?

[02:42:31] Yeah, my viewers have stated multiple times they've done a lot for me so.

[02:42:36] We have that thousands of people online.

[02:42:38] It was definitely just one guy.

[02:42:40] Have you ever got sent like a tribute of you?

[02:42:42] No.

[02:42:43] Well, there was actually, I'm not going to talk about this image.

[02:42:46] I saw one image I was disturbing in my Reddit.

[02:42:49] The Reddit?

[02:42:50] Someone might have made that Reddit to contain on you.

[02:42:55] Well you did what?

[02:42:56] Come here. Come here.

[02:43:00] Ranking me. I heard his Johnson quivering.

[02:43:03] I'm actually so talented.

[02:43:05] Jack, watch the hearing. Watch the awareness.

[02:43:08] Wait, look at the awareness chat. Look at the hearing. Wow. Phenomenal replay.

[02:43:12] Heard his Johnson quivering.

[02:43:13] Rob, that's what it's all about, dude.

[02:43:15] Alright, now we're in flat. Let's go.

[02:43:17] Wait, did the phone wear glasses?

[02:43:20] What?

[02:43:21] It's contacts.

[02:43:23] I don't know what I just read.

[02:43:26] I'll say I'll say I was saying why did the phone wear glasses? I don't know lost its contacts

[02:43:33] That makes sense. You like that one? Yep. That was good

[02:43:39] I'm not the worst joke ever. Okay. We're in platinum dude. All right, Ron. Chad. Do you think people like me?

[02:43:44] It's gotta get sweaty body. It's gotta get sweaty. I'm ready, bro. I'm sweating on my anus right now

[02:43:50] Yeah, do you see what I'm saying when someone's a real gold versus that?

[02:43:55] Like those guys were real golds. The other guy was not a real gold

[02:43:59] Like we play real golds they get 4-1

[02:44:02] We play some undercover diamond. That's what happens

[02:44:07] Just miss half the stream due to ads what happened

[02:44:10] Ron, you know you should actually stream on YouTube. These two guys like no ads

[02:44:14] Yeah, but the thing is you play video games

[02:44:18] So like I feel like a lot of your viewers will watch on YouTube like me just like running around doing shit

[02:44:24] Like I don't know. I feel like if I streamed on YouTube it wouldn't be like that big of a different like I don't know

[02:44:29] Like I think it's not worth it

[02:44:30] But if you look at it like this right YouTube is good

[02:44:33] The reason why okay, there's like three reasons why you teach me is good first off

[02:44:37] You could like people can rewind your vlogs. That's the first thing the best thing about YouTube is there's literally

[02:44:43] There's literally no ads.

[02:44:44] When you load up a YouTube stream,

[02:44:46] you get a pre-roll ad and that's it.

[02:44:47] Like you don't get any other ads.

[02:44:49] On top of that, it's a good VOD storage.

[02:44:52] Now, there is a couple of things about YouTube that are ads.

[02:44:54] Like, let's say you do a 12 hour VOD run

[02:44:58] and you play music for more than three seconds, I believe.

[02:45:02] 12 hour VOD, you make zero dollars

[02:45:04] and the money goes to the music label.

[02:45:06] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:45:08] Wait.

[02:45:09] What?

[02:45:10] I'm not kidding.

[02:45:11] I swear to God, I'm not kidding.

[02:45:12] So you can't listen to any music?

[02:45:14] If you listen, I think it's three seconds is the cutoff.

[02:45:16] Like that's why I like Twitch, may more.

[02:45:18] But if you listen to three seconds of music

[02:45:20] on a 12 hour rod, you'll make $0.

[02:45:22] It'll go to the music company.

[02:45:24] Wait, so how does Speedstream?

[02:45:26] He does this weird like audio split thing.

[02:45:29] I don't know how he does it.

[02:45:30] Oh, I know what that is.

[02:45:31] Yes, but I don't know how to do that.

[02:45:33] I don't know how to do that.

[02:45:34] So what I do is I listen to my music on Twitch

[02:45:36] and then when I go live on YouTube,

[02:45:37] I don't listen to any music.

[02:45:38] But it's hard to remember sometimes.

[02:45:40] It's just gives people a place to watch where like, you know how like a lot of your view is probably just like lurking and stuff. And I really like to chat about me. If you're lurking right now, those people can watch your stream without any ads. That's why YouTube is good. They can watch without ads. And it's really good.

[02:45:56] lurking right now. Those people can watch your stream without any ads. That's why YouTube

[02:46:01] is good. They can watch without ads. And it's really good VOD storage and it's really good

[02:46:07] for rewind. Yeah, but the one thing is, unironically,

[02:46:12] I think that people who watch me on Twitch, let's say they are lurkers because there's

[02:46:17] a lot of lurkers, especially when I play video games. Yeah, a lot of people like

[02:46:21] to lurk in streams. Yeah.

[02:46:23] I was going to say, so if I'm playing video games and I have lurkers,

[02:46:27] I feel like a lot of the lurkers like reading the chat. Oh, Ron,

[02:46:30] I'm sorry to cut you off. This is the best thing about YouTube streaming.

[02:46:33] Sorry, I have to say this. So,

[02:46:35] Oh, are you live on YouTube right now? I'm old. I'm old.

[02:46:38] I always stream on YouTube and 20s. But Ron, the thing is,

[02:46:42] somebody just chat and said it and just reminded me on YouTube streaming,

[02:46:45] you can watch someone on your TV.

[02:46:47] Yes, so you don't have to be on PC, where I'm telling you, YouTube streaming is better

[02:46:55] than Twitch streaming in every aspect except the chat interaction isn't as good, Twitch

[02:47:00] has better emotes, and then the other thing is the music thing.

[02:47:04] That's why Twitch kind of, if YouTube can figure out a way to not demonetize like streaming

[02:47:10] for three seconds of music on a fucking 10 hour of odd, then YouTube would probably

[02:47:14] be better.

[02:47:15] Bro

[02:47:18] 30,000 viewers on YouTube

[02:47:21] Yes, yeah, holy fuck

[02:47:25] Brother how much money does that generate? Um?

[02:47:28] YouTube streaming you don't make you don't make as much as like twitch streaming really

[02:47:33] I saw moist critical so he made a shit ton when he's on YouTube

[02:47:36] It kind of depends like you have to look at YouTube streaming as like videos, you know what I mean?

[02:47:40] Okay, but for example, Ron, do you have a Roku team at Cheez-I-

[02:47:46] Sending hate from Germany.

[02:47:48] L. Jynxie.

[02:47:49] Are you reading my YouTube chat?

[02:47:50] Yeah.

[02:47:51] Let's actually read the YouTube chat.

[02:47:52] We don't read the YouTube chat enough.

[02:47:53] Let's read it.

[02:47:54] Pre-recorded stream.

[02:47:55] Yeah.

[02:47:56] I'm a super viewer.

[02:47:57] Yeah.

[02:47:58] This is this guy right here.

[02:48:00] Who's the, what is this emo?

[02:48:01] He's sad.

[02:48:02] Who is this?

[02:48:03] Okay.

[02:48:04] Bob-F3S7S.

[02:48:05] We hate Jynxie, Hyron, it's sad.

[02:48:10] It's per 1000 viewers watching on a school computer.

[02:48:13] W Ron, Ron, we love you.

[02:48:15] Sending hate from Florida.

[02:48:16] Jinxie is gay.

[02:48:18] He never reads us.

[02:48:19] Jinxie, you're goaded.

[02:48:20] Egg, egg, egg.

[02:48:22] Love from Kazakhstan.

[02:48:23] This is trash.

[02:48:24] Thanks for reading chat.

[02:48:25] He doesn't read YouTube chat.

[02:48:26] He hates us.

[02:48:28] Yeah, that's the one thing I do interact with my Twitter.

[02:48:30] I need to interact with my YouTube chat more.

[02:48:31] I do forget about it all.

[02:48:35] All right, Ron, we're into the Platte.

[02:48:36] So are you ready, buddy?

[02:48:37] Are you ready?

[02:48:38] Oh, it's gonna get sweaty.

[02:48:39] Yeah, should I multi stream or eh?

[02:48:41] Yes, you should.

[02:48:42] I think everybody should.

[02:48:44] But music is like the worst part about it, yeah.

[02:48:50] Cause I listened to so much music.

[02:48:52] Yeah, I've kind of noticed that.

[02:48:53] I think it's gonna be hard.

[02:48:55] That's why it's like hard as fuck.

[02:48:56] It's like I really listen to music.

[02:48:58] And I also think you have a way wider audience

[02:49:01] on like YouTube.

[02:49:02] So like people who watch you on YouTube like don't even,

[02:49:04] I'm not even kidding.

[02:49:05] These guys sound so stupid.

[02:49:06] There's probably so many viewers of yours

[02:49:09] that don't even know what Twitch is, I swear to God.

[02:49:11] Well, bro, this is what I'm saying.

[02:49:13] YouTube, for example, and this is another thing

[02:49:16] that I think Speed does, is YouTube, for example,

[02:49:20] is this is the way I would like to describe it.

[02:49:22] Look at Twitch as like, Twitch is like a lake, right?

[02:49:25] A lot of people use Twitch, like a shitload of people,

[02:49:29] but, bro, YouTube is a fucking ocean.

[02:49:32] No, I know, I know.

[02:49:33] That's why I really wish, dude,

[02:49:36] do you know the difference between,

[02:49:37] look up how many people use YouTube versus Twitch every single month it's like a

[02:49:41] hundred X difference I'm not even kidding a real hundred X if I only really go on

[02:49:44] Twitch when I want to like just type in people's chats but like because that is

[02:49:48] the best thing about Twitch but bro if I'm not streaming I like to just watch

[02:49:51] YouTube YouTube is I'm gonna be honest YouTube clears Twitch like legitimate

[02:49:55] does it does I have YouTube was just if they locked in and literally just made

[02:50:00] something called you know how to chance twitch.tv right they made

[02:50:03] something literally on YouTube where you just click dot live like it just

[02:50:06] Just chance to see the other website, but it's on YouTube. I'm telling you they'd take over so quick

[02:50:11] How many times drink that empty bottle French up the fuck up? No, Ron, you're good

[02:50:15] Like like I like I would a hundred percent watch YouTube streamer more of the problem is I literally don't know how to

[02:50:20] Like I watch speed sometimes because it randomly comes on my thing even though I'm something or 100% right and bro

[02:50:28] What you just said is run the problem is

[02:50:30] YouTube mixes streams in videos it buries it the reason I say the reason I

[02:50:36] twitch is good is because when you go on Twitch you know you're only gonna watch

[02:50:38] live streams on YouTube it's like streams are sprinkled in with videos

[02:50:43] you'll see 50 videos and you'll see one stream it's like how the fuck does YouTube

[02:50:48] expect people to grow streaming on their platform if they live in the area at

[02:50:52] least my question is yeah you think twit do you think twitch is gonna like

[02:50:55] you think twitch is ever gonna like die down or do you think everyone's

[02:50:59] going to go to like a different site or anything, Twitch is going to get bigger.

[02:51:02] That's what I feel like Twitch is like such a weird spot right now.

[02:51:05] Like the streams are like, everyone's numbers are like, okay, like there was

[02:51:09] all time I feel like where it was just so like, obviously COVID it was so different.

[02:51:13] Like, but like that's because everyone was inside more, even before COVID,

[02:51:16] like numbers, they hire, like, I don't know.

[02:51:19] Like I see like Twitch going like, it's like, we is a weird spot right now.

[02:51:22] So I don't know about like the whole numbers thing.

[02:51:25] Like, I don't know if Twitch is getting more viewers or less viewers than

[02:51:28] I did in 2020 or whatever, but I know it's expensive as fuck for

[02:51:33] Twitch to run those servers.

[02:51:34] And we really like, yeah, it's called, um, what's called AWS AMS, bro.

[02:51:39] So I think every stream, it doesn't matter if somebody has zero

[02:51:45] viewers or 5 million viewers, every stream costs Twitch the same

[02:51:49] amount of money to run.

[02:51:51] I'm pretty sure.

[02:51:51] So like, for example, look at it like this is YouTube going anywhere.

[02:51:55] No, Twitch is a little bit.

[02:51:57] Twitch is a little bit more volatile, but how do you think Twitch is going anywhere either, to be honest?

[02:52:01] I'm gonna go P, this is a great combo though. I'm gonna go P and then we're gonna go shit on the plats.

[02:52:05] But yes, Ron, you're right.

[02:52:07] I don't know Chad, what do you think? Like I feel like I saw her to talk when I'm on a delay.

[02:52:10] It's a 10-second delay if her friend doesn't know, but I feel like there's just...

[02:52:15] Twitch is just in a weird spot. Like it's not really growing, meaning like, like everyone knows what Twitch is,

[02:52:21] but there's no reason to go on it. Like for a lot of people, like, I don't know.

[02:52:24] Like YouTube is pretty much installed into little children's brains like twitch is like I

[02:52:30] don't know

[02:52:32] Very interesting I

[02:52:36] Don't think which will ever die

[02:52:39] But I think like it's gonna be like not I don't know if it could ever like get bigger

[02:52:46] Tic-toc streams tic-toc streams is just like I don't know how to describe it

[02:52:51] two two I don't know it's word

[02:52:58] is the fifth time that he went to pay

[02:53:04] shit wait hello em

[02:53:15] you see it's like the tenth time you beat bro are you hitting a fucking vape

[02:53:20] We're doing cocaine

[02:53:24] Yeah, bro, I'm low-key high if we play this and we if we let go of a bit we lose even if we lose where we still would

[02:53:37] We're hopping on rocket league like today's a good fucking day, bro

[02:53:39] No, we're waiting to check rock trust me. We're beating it. He's a good fucking day

[02:53:44] We're beating the facts right now, but I'm beating the embryo. Yes, baby. Hello

[02:53:50] Hi burger, how are you baby?

[02:53:53] Burger, good kiss.

[02:53:56] I'm so cute, burger.

[02:54:01] I'm so cute.

[02:54:02] Alright baby, I gotta go back to work, okay?

[02:54:05] Okay, I gotta go back to work.

[02:54:06] Chad, like, just things like that just make me remember how much of a fucking failure I am, dude.

[02:54:12] Wow.

[02:54:13] You're not a failure, bro, you have a lot to do.

[02:54:15] Bro, you make my day, bro.

[02:54:17] You just had your girlfriend and your peck-pack call you.

[02:54:19] Do you realize how peak life that is, bro?

[02:54:22] That is like peak life.

[02:54:23] Jack, Ron has reminded me that I'm a child.

[02:54:26] Wow.

[02:54:26] No, bro.

[02:54:27] You reminded me that I'm fucking going out of this world,

[02:54:29] bro, in four years.

[02:54:31] What?

[02:54:32] Bro, Ron, what?

[02:54:34] Yo, what?

[02:54:35] April 19th, 8.43 PM Eastern, 2023, or 2030, excuse me.

[02:54:40] I'll be out of here.

[02:54:42] What do you mean you'll be out of here?

[02:54:43] What do you mean?

[02:54:44] I have plans.

[02:54:45] I'm out of this world.

[02:54:46] 30. Got 4-4 years.

[02:54:49] Yeah, this guy's unwell.

[02:54:51] Okay, run!

[02:54:53] These are the blacks, alright?

[02:54:54] Let's focus up here.

[02:54:58] Yeah, everybody focus!

[02:54:59] Platinum!

[02:55:00] Come on!

[02:55:00] It's gonna start getting sweaty, Ron.

[02:55:01] Are you ready?

[02:55:03] Yeah, I'm so fucking ready.

[02:55:05] Lad is like the top quality 40%.

[02:55:09] Okay, so I got a big problem though.

[02:55:10] You have to teach me some stuff, bro.

[02:55:11] Like, you're just...

[02:55:12] You're doing a lot of things,

[02:55:13] where it's just like a lot of running around.

[02:55:15] It's a lot of Illuminati triangles, you know what I'm talking about?

[02:55:17] It's not a figure to shit out.

[02:55:18] Just ask me questions, bro. I'm like, open book.

[02:55:21] Okay, so where am I supposed to go?

[02:55:23] You should just put me in a corner.

[02:55:24] The main thing I want you to do is just worry about, like, taking space.

[02:55:27] So, like, if I'm one location, try to cover another location.

[02:55:30] We shouldn't really be stacked on top of each other.

[02:55:32] You're gonna be good to cover ground.

[02:55:34] So, like, if I'm holding A side, I want you to hold B side, kind of thing.

[02:55:37] Got it, got it, got it. I just don't know where to hold it.

[02:55:40] That's the only problem.

[02:55:41] Watch out for windows. Like, this is a good spot to play.

[02:55:45] I'm just gonna get sweaty now cuz we're in matches try to like cover up areas that I'm not covering cuz I'm only one guy

[02:55:59] One guy. No, you're just fine, bro. Let's appreciate it. We get a 10 gift it right now. Thank you. Sorry

[02:56:05] It's a little energetic. I'm so happy

[02:56:08] Yeah, lucky

[02:56:10] Bro, let's a rock. We're a we're actually close to camp now. All right focus

[02:56:45] Oh my god, I'm so unlucky. He was shooting you and then headshot me.

[02:56:51] Champion of the other side. He was shooting you on and headshot me.

[02:56:55] No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. No troll. No troll.

[02:56:59] If you generally, generally, if you generally, generally,

[02:57:02] If you generally want to win, I'm not kidding. You need to talk to me the whole time.

[02:57:06] I know it's a little off to Brian. No, but I got a, I've been in the gym run.

[02:57:11] Brian know but I got I've been in the gym run. Oh my god. What's I don't what does that mean?

[02:57:16] I never see my biceps like this. No check. I don't give a fuck. I don't care. I'm sorry. You're right. You're right

[02:57:21] I'm sorry. You're sorry. You are you're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not sorry

[02:57:26] Look in bro, please. All right. You're right. Let's go. I'm gonna try to talk more

[02:57:35] Ron you stop running around too much how about you get banned mods ban him for giving an opinion

[02:57:39] So, okay, Ron, I know what kind of tree fits in your hand.

[02:57:44] A palm tree.

[02:57:48] So Ron, listen, that guy, even though he might be ragebending, he's actually right.

[02:57:52] So here's the palm tree.

[02:57:54] No, what I'm going to tell you right now, Ron, is the most valuable piece of information

[02:57:58] you'll ever receive in your career on Teach.

[02:58:01] So the more you move around, the worse it is with the way you're defending.

[02:58:06] What happens is, you end up producing more noise and exposing yourself to more angles.

[02:58:10] The most optimal way to play this game is to hold tight angles for extended periods of time.

[02:58:17] This game, think about everything you know about Call of Duty and basically throw it

[02:58:20] out the window.

[02:58:21] Does that make sense?

[02:58:22] Come with me.

[02:58:23] Alright.

[02:58:24] Come with me, come with me, come with me.

[02:58:26] Come with me.

[02:58:27] Now what I want you to do is shoot down this window and then throw a drown.

[02:58:31] Wait, what do I do?

[02:58:33] Shoot the window.

[02:58:34] And then hide on the corner.

[02:58:35] Hi, hi, hi.

[02:58:38] Alright.

[02:58:39] Ron?

[02:58:41] This is clear.

[02:58:42] How do I get to it?

[02:58:43] Because the guy's on my right.

[02:58:44] Yeah, yeah.

[02:58:45] Just, let me, alright.

[02:58:46] Ron, are you ready?

[02:58:47] I can flash, I can flash.

[02:58:48] It's on my right.

[02:58:49] I got it.

[02:58:50] Jump of the window.

[02:58:51] Shoot the camera top left.

[02:58:52] There's gonna be a camera behind you.

[02:58:55] Where?

[02:58:56] I don't see it.

[02:58:57] I'll ping it one second.

[02:58:58] Ron, right here, right here.

[02:59:03] Ron, shoot this camera as well.

[02:59:05] I can't try go in yep you say it you say I will never let you down

[02:59:10] Ron, watch out!

[02:59:11] On the door.

[02:59:15] I'm in by accident.

[02:59:16] I didn't mean to get in.

[02:59:17] All right.

[02:59:18] What I want you to do.

[02:59:19] I didn't mean to get in.

[02:59:20] I didn't mean to get in.

[02:59:21] I didn't mean to get in.

[02:59:22] What do you mean you're in?

[02:59:23] I didn't mean to get in.

[02:59:24] I didn't mean to get in.

[02:59:25] You're good.

[02:59:26] You're safe.

[02:59:27] Ron, what I want you to do, when I say I want you to throw every game, okay,

[02:59:32] I want you to throw every game you have on this trajectory.

[02:59:35] All right?

[02:59:36] Wait, inside like right here?

[02:59:38] Throw it in.

[02:59:39] No, because I'm going to be there.

[02:59:39] I'm going to plant.

[02:59:40] Not yet.

[02:59:41] Not yet.

[02:59:42] All right, mom.

[02:59:43] Are you ready?

[02:59:45] Yeah.

[02:59:47] Throw it.

[02:59:48] You go.

[02:59:48] Now run it.

[02:59:49] Run it.

[02:59:50] You have got this.

[02:59:51] Run it.

[02:59:58] How is he not dead?

[02:59:59] I totally forgot that's on me again

[03:00:01] when I'm selling you.

[03:00:02] How is he not dead Ron? You can crouch in and yank. There's gonna be a mirror looking at you

[03:00:08] Go through the door. Yeah, go through the door

[03:00:10] Run, he's gonna at you, piano piano, close-up, throw a yank, throw a yank

[03:00:14] What? How is he still not dead?

[03:00:17] I'm stabbing you man. I'm actually stabbing you. Okay, we're gonna get-

[03:00:20] Is that brown aim?

[03:00:22] No, it's not that aim. Your aim was perfect. He's just using Docs and he's at three armor and he has so much health

[03:00:27] I actually forgot I popped that mirror. I'm not locked at all

[03:00:30] All right, Rob, let's see.

[03:00:33] We're going to go downstairs, okay?

[03:00:34] We're going to switch up the flow a little bit.

[03:00:35] I'm really worried right now.

[03:00:36] I don't want to growl like this.

[03:00:37] See, now I'm going to be honest, these guys are legitimately plads.

[03:00:40] I'm just playing terrible.

[03:00:41] These guys are not perfect.

[03:00:42] Okay, I'm just playing.

[03:00:43] Okay, what's your play?

[03:00:45] Um, okay.

[03:00:46] Malusia or lesion?

[03:00:47] Lesion's good.

[03:00:48] Lesion's good.

[03:00:49] Lesson.

[03:00:50] All right, before you do anything- Water break.

[03:00:53] Everyone take a sip out of water.

[03:00:54] If you're doing homework right now, grab a water to your left and then drink it.

[03:00:57] Sorry.

[03:00:58] What I need you to do is, at the speed of light,

[03:01:01] I need you to reinforce, okay?

[03:01:03] Okay, seven seconds to reinforce, quick, quick, quick, quick.

[03:01:06] All right, ready, ready, I'm gonna ping it.

[03:01:08] You need two walls, I'll get four, you get two.

[03:01:12] Ron, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready?

[03:01:14] Get ready.

[03:01:15] These guys are legitimate bluffs,

[03:01:16] I'm telling you this is an easy win,

[03:01:17] I just have to focus.

[03:01:18] I'm playing like, absolutely.

[03:01:20] Ron, reinforce these walls, on this thing.

[03:01:23] So far, oh no.

[03:01:25] Oh no.

[03:01:28] You're fasting right now, bro. I'm sorry

[03:01:38] Now I want you to put vision minds down, okay

[03:01:44] Run first vision mind right here

[03:01:52] We're gonna win trust me. I will not let you down bro. Okay

[03:01:58] I'll cover you up. Yes, ma'am.

[03:02:08] Maybe it's just Prime Ryan. Don't even read your chat, we need to win the game. I've been

[03:02:18] targeted, I've been targeted, I've been targeted, I've been targeted. You can call them out,

[03:02:19] you can call them out, you can call them out. Above us, above us, above us, above

[03:02:21] us. Okay, don't let him floorvang you, he's

[03:02:23] going to try, he's going to try to hit you to the floor. Always move, always

[03:02:26] Oh

[03:02:30] Rod you have another reason mind throw it here. Yeah, yeah

[03:02:35] Hey, there's something down I think watch out stairs stairs

[03:02:47] Hey, bro, I'm gonna make the fucking plan. I'm gonna make the fucking play. Are you ready? I'm listening

[03:02:53] Never mind this guy's all me

[03:02:55] I just heard it's Johnson

[03:02:57] Don't know why you can call it about just Johnson's where I'm locked in right now, bro. It's to oh lock in

[03:03:04] Great leaves your minds a lot wrong. I love you

[03:03:08] We got this okay, buddy. We're down to you. Okay. I think I might have a kid

[03:03:12] Fuck use on the hatch

[03:03:17] He's on it though can you throw these mine here from like a angle? I don't have one I have one

[03:03:25] Keep throwing them. You're doing great

[03:03:31] In the hatch though our PDs in the hatch. We're gonna go

[03:03:35] Oh

[03:03:52] He's on the stairs on Bay

[03:03:56] Low on Bay. He's there. Yo, that's running away

[03:04:00] He's there Jakesy on the stairs

[03:04:05] I'm low, I'm really low, 40 seconds, keep.

[03:04:13] You're still fucking down with it.

[03:04:15] Here, go back, play back, play back, play back, play back, play back, play back, play

[03:04:18] back.

[03:04:19] He's on you.

[03:04:20] 15 seconds left.

[03:04:21] He's not on you.

[03:04:22] He's behind you.

[03:04:23] Time expires in 10 seconds.

[03:04:25] Nice.

[03:04:26] Five seconds remaining.

[03:04:27] No!

[03:04:28] 5 seconds remaining.

[03:04:34] NOOOOOO!

[03:04:36] NOOOOOO!

[03:04:45] Rob, I'm not even kidding when I say this. This is the worst I've ever played in my life, dude. I'm so sorry.

[03:04:50] No, don't be sorry. Just redeem.

[03:04:52] You're playing amazing, and I'm playing terrible.

[03:04:54] I thought the guy you killed had the diffuser, so I ran away, but Ash had it the whole time,

[03:05:10] and then I thought he had to stick it and he didn't.

[03:05:12] Oh, I'm playing like, I'm actually, I'm actually, so I'm not even going to play.

[03:05:16] Oh, bro, no!

[03:05:17] Lock in.

[03:05:18] All right, we're going to be down.

[03:05:19] I'm going to play, I'm going to play lying this time.

[03:05:21] I don't know. I kind of want you to do your own thing. I feel like what's happening is I'm like

[03:05:28] I'm overcoaching you. I want you to just play how you want to play. Okay

[03:05:34] That's my biggest problem. My biggest problem is I just don't know the map. I think I'm

[03:05:38] overwhelming you, but then I also think what's happening is like I'm focused on you and what

[03:05:43] what ends up happening is I'm not focused on killing them.

[03:05:45] insertion in 10 seconds

[03:05:48] Ron, I'm telling you this would be the greatest comeback of all time

[03:05:53] do you just use me as a fucking out?

[03:05:57] no I'm saying like I'm focusing too much on Bob

[03:05:59] it's my plan to locate it Bob

[03:06:02] Ron, you're playing great, I'm owing to you, like this is on a game

[03:06:06] I got a lucky kill bro, I'm gonna be honest

[03:06:13] I'm gonna hack everything. Just do your own thing, okay. Be your own thing. Crouch around the map, just be a rat.

[03:06:21] I want you to just do your own thing.

[03:06:23] Cause I'm gonna do my own thing.

[03:06:25] See what I mean? See what I mean? See what I mean? See what I mean?

[03:06:28] Oh my god! Just do your own thing. Alright, do your own thing. You're actually a great fucking game.

[03:06:33] He was lurking, he was lurking. I'm gonna hack him into my own thing.

[03:06:35] You're like the most underrated game right now. Just do your own thing.

[03:06:39] I'm gonna do my own thing, you do your own thing.

[03:06:41] That's our new strat. I hacked every camp that they owned. I know they passed.

[03:06:47] Here's one running.

[03:06:51] A zombie's in the objective.

[03:06:53] I can't tell. I can't tell. That's a...

[03:06:57] They're back.

[03:06:59] A zombie's in the objective.

[03:07:01] Yeah, there's one on me.

[03:07:03] Have them try to get him to set him.

[03:07:05] Block me completely.

[03:07:11] he's on me he's yelling you can walk inside you're safe you're safe to walk

[03:07:19] inside he's on me I'm really low on me he's comfortable spend Ron you're safe

[03:07:23] to walk inside okay second give me a second you can walk in whenever you want

[03:07:26] he's literally just worried about me he's right yeah yeah now he's coming for

[03:07:29] you now he's coming for you when I did my scan good line again I'm inside

[03:07:34] I'm gonna flash, okay?

[03:07:40] I'm just

[03:07:43] He's on me on me. Get to me. You stay back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back up. I'm alive skinned alive skinned

[03:07:49] Hold me

[03:07:51] I'm being so serious on everything I love.

[03:08:10] I'm so impressed with how you're playing.

[03:08:12] So first off, you have the awareness to hold the rotation, but then you heard him walking

[03:08:16] in blue and you literally snapped to his ass.

[03:08:19] I like Jeff run is the most underrated gamer ever like there's

[03:08:28] Fucking content creator, bro. I'm not just a shitty fucking content creator

[03:08:34] I'm a gamer this we got to choose the best one. What's your best one? What's your best room? Come on? Okay?

[03:08:38] I think we go

[03:08:40] Yeah, yeah easy down. Let's go down. Okay. Okay. Okay. What's my player? What's my player? What's my player?

[03:08:45] Whatever you want. Do you think? Do you think?

[03:08:47] No, no, I- I'm not really good at fighting. That's what I need.

[03:08:50] Oh, I'm fucked, aren't I? I'm on Rook.

[03:08:53] I mean, Rod, your positioning was like, yeah, that's actually gross.

[03:08:56] Rod, your positioning was perfect. And your awareness.

[03:08:59] Guys, when he called me a gamer, stop calling me a gay murr.

[03:09:03] Guys, please.

[03:09:04] Secure the area. Keep your arms protected.

[03:09:06] Rod, keep your arms protected.

[03:09:07] Where do you want armor? Where do you want armor?

[03:09:08] I just put it down fast, fast, fast.

[03:09:10] And then, after you put it down, let's shoot it so they can't grab any of that.

[03:09:14] He's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:09:17] Alright, shoot it, shoot it.

[03:09:20] Ron, reinforce this.

[03:09:21] I have to get the user.

[03:09:25] You're actually selling it.

[03:09:28] Ron, try to protect something.

[03:09:31] I'm gonna run a little bit.

[03:09:32] What was that? What was that sound?

[03:09:33] Me and me. I'm gonna run a little bit.

[03:09:36] Careful, they were roaming last time. They might be aware.

[03:09:44] Greatest comeback of all time chat. Are you ready?

[03:09:48] 3L comeback on Platts. Rod is so good.

[03:09:52] I have to go. I shot a shot.

[03:09:56] Where's that proxy? Are they inside?

[03:10:00] Yeah, wait. That's on me. That's me, I think, Nier.

[03:10:04] Wait, Rod. Are they inside? I have to go.

[03:10:08] Yeah, I think they asked him. I think one of them... Oh, no.

[03:10:12] I

[03:10:14] Forhead located a bomb

[03:10:19] I'm Bob. I'm always planning

[03:10:29] Dead

[03:10:36] Why it's brought actually done why it's brought actually

[03:10:42] You should have seen our play

[03:10:51] So proud of you dude like this is I was not expecting this

[03:10:57] Yo, I just fucked on their faces run you are carrying me bro. Do you really don't say it? Don't say that bro

[03:11:04] It's a team. Let's go. Come on. Yeah, bro. I was there

[03:11:06] So, Rod is so good at games.

[03:11:09] I'm gonna ban you, because everybody runs in here.

[03:11:11] I'll go back.

[03:11:12] All right, Rod.

[03:11:12] This would be a crazy reverse sweep too.

[03:11:15] What do you mean, Rod's not playing?

[03:11:16] It's, I can't.

[03:11:19] All right, Rod.

[03:11:20] So, they're gonna go downstairs.

[03:11:22] Okay, do whatever you want.

[03:11:24] I just wanna fully unlock you.

[03:11:25] I kind of love when you're on blind,

[03:11:27] but if you don't wanna play, I'm gonna play on blind.

[03:11:28] If they're banded, they banded, they banded.

[03:11:31] You know what that means?

[03:11:32] That means you're mocking them.

[03:11:32] That's what we call a target band.

[03:11:34] Did I frame them?

[03:11:35] So whenever somebody target bans you, it's basically-

[03:11:37] Am I the ASU frat leader?

[03:11:40] Whenever somebody target bans you,

[03:11:41] they're basically saying that you own them

[03:11:43] and they're scared of you.

[03:11:44] They've target banned you twice.

[03:11:48] They banned me?

[03:11:49] Run, be careful with Ying.

[03:11:50] I don't know, I don't want you Ying yourself.

[03:11:52] Run, maybe just go like Ash and just frag out.

[03:11:56] I don't really know how to play Ash.

[03:11:58] Just run out there and shoot them in the head.

[03:12:01] She's like the most brain dead operator in the game.

[03:12:04] You know what bomb is or no one was working last night be careful

[03:12:13] I'm just gonna be my thing and hack all their shit and then you're just gonna be your thing and frat

[03:12:19] I

[03:12:30] Say it's downstairs. Oh, no my drone got hacked. That's really bad

[03:12:36] It's downstairs. Yeah, they're in the basement and took rocks. What's up, guys? I like that

[03:12:43] My drone got hacked. Oh, that's fine. I'm gonna shoot it

[03:12:49] all I want you to do is ask this wall back up and back up and back up and back up and

[03:12:59] then hold a long range angle back up and back up and hold a long range angle

[03:13:04] No, I sold keep on you have better in the name

[03:13:13] It's just this gun is so much recoil

[03:13:22] Fuck I destroyed your drone. I thought those are the hacked it thorns in blue on a pixel

[03:13:27] I have time. Just stay alive. Keep holding that angle. If you hold that angle, I think we'll win.

[03:13:32] Buy a free HV.

[03:13:34] Yup, if you want, just give it a hold that angle.

[03:13:48] Should I be holding the... oh fuck.

[03:13:52] It means they're like, I'm so low.

[03:13:57] I need you to help. I'm not gonna lie. Okay, so you're gonna do talk to me

[03:14:07] I'm gonna show slowly I'm not going I'm not going to be one

[03:14:19] Yes

[03:14:21] We're gonna reverse we

[03:14:24] This is literally cuz of you dude like you we're literally reverse me because of Ron chat. I'm actually so impressed

[03:14:30] It's okay. Oh, bro. Come on. Oh, we can now over yet. We are gonna go

[03:14:34] Master bedroom. We're gonna go master bedroom run. Let me think what's a toxic ass up. What do you like me?

[03:14:40] What do you I need something like is this aim? I'm an aimer, bro

[03:14:44] Okay, do you like?

[03:14:46] Also, baby, what about dog 90 with barbed wire?

[03:14:52] Well, you like doc

[03:14:55] No, what about you like an Asian? What do you like when you have a bad?

[03:15:02] Okay, go whatever you want. We're like look the more we thank the more we lose just go whatever they look I

[03:15:10] Think I should play what I know. Maybe should I just go to lesion play lesion play lesion

[03:15:13] I'll play I think I should just play what I know. Okay, let me get off it

[03:15:18] This is interesting because I have a feeling they're gonna go

[03:15:22] Yeah, what's better the s the six or the t5

[03:15:26] Give it a sub six months

[03:15:28] Right, I'm so impressed by you bro. Like this is actually incredible. Lock in man. It's easy one more round

[03:15:35] And we just pulled off a fucking reverse sweep against plan

[03:15:39] You did this you did this

[03:15:41] Let's go come on

[03:15:43] Coming in

[03:16:13] I don't know if I did the strike but fuck it we are about to reverse me

[03:16:23] I really don't know where to stay though stay in V-Site where where where

[03:16:34] that court pool that quarter yeah that's fine we're just keep moving keep it

[03:16:38] I don't want you to stand still because they might be sniping you know but it's

[03:16:43] Backward is fine ones. I think on to I think

[03:16:47] Onto onto right now right now onto that room wait right now. He was there

[03:16:59] Okay, they're probably both gonna be over there just get to me now. I think you should

[03:17:03] When they should play here, I think this is the best safest spot in the game for you right here, right?

[03:17:08] What I'm thinking what I'm thinking. Oh, I think this is the safest fire

[03:17:13] This right there. Don't peek out whatever you do. Do not peek. We're gonna pull up. I just hold on

[03:17:21] Just don't hold anything. I'll tell you where they are. I

[03:17:25] Have my camera right there by the way

[03:17:29] He's gonna leave you man, right? Don't be don't be don't be okay. Yeah. Yeah. Remember don't be I have a camera

[03:17:35] Rocking how do I jump in the game?

[03:17:37] He's on this door on this door. He might walk in on that.

[03:17:42] JP's calling me. It's okay.

[03:17:46] He's walking in.

[03:17:49] He's not in yet.

[03:17:50] RUN FOR ME! RUN FOR ME! RUN!

[03:17:57] RUN! RUN!

[03:17:58] RUN! RUN!

[03:17:59] RUN!

[03:18:00] RUN!

[03:18:01] Run!

[03:18:02] Run!

[03:18:03] RUN!

[03:18:04] Run!

[03:18:05] Run!

[03:18:06] I do not even kidding when I say this, I think Ron is good enough to be a champs, if it's bottom of the barrel champs and I'm in close days, I think Ron is good enough for me to complete this.

[03:18:17] Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[03:18:19] Come on Chad, let's get fucking hyped!

[03:18:21] Ron, I had to, I was over three.

[03:18:24] Oh, that's what it is, all that mindset bro, come on!

[03:18:27] Come on!

[03:18:28] Hold on, thank you bro, I hear you dude, thank you man.

[03:18:31] Ron, I'm so fucking proud of you, we're about to be on Emerald.

[03:18:35] I'm fucking run the only game that we lost was when there was an undercover smurfing stream

[03:18:42] cyber and we didn't log in for the mystery to one classic

[03:18:45] Jack run is him all right guys we just need to beat the emeralds and then we're all to

[03:18:53] the diamond game if we beat the diamonds that would be like a all-time achievement

[03:18:57] Ah, Ron, I love you, bro. Wow, chat. Wow.

[03:19:04] Okay. Rondale Dingle, are you ready to take on the Emerald?

[03:19:08] This is the third highest rank in the game.

[03:19:10] This is probably the top 20% of players.

[03:19:13] Probably top 20%, all right?

[03:19:18] Chat, I must found it.

[03:19:20] I must run is like actually a gamer, like legitimately a gamer.

[03:19:25] That is incredible.

[03:19:28] Rod is a gamer y'all

[03:19:31] That's fucking play

[03:19:33] Hey, what a problem Matt come on ready. We're doing the speed

[03:19:40] Bro, I didn't see it because it's delayed dude. All right, we're now in emeralds, bro

[03:19:46] We're now gonna start playing the good maps. All right, we're gonna play like wait so one more

[03:19:50] So one more after this

[03:19:52] If we win so yes, so I'll explain if we beat the emeralds then beat the diamonds run

[03:20:00] Thousand gift it because that'll be a new record of uncharted territory. I I the furthest ever made it was diamond and then we lost

[03:20:08] So we're not counting the streets my game. No, we're not counting that the stream section fun. Oh

[03:20:13] My god chat dude, dude, I actually need this yeah, whoever's watching just this fuck off man

[03:20:19] man. Ron, I mean, God, bro. My kills are pretty high, though.

[03:20:24] Loki the tally, like you tell him up. Ron, I love you, bro. I love you.

[03:20:30] This is going to get hard. Okay. This is not going to be that Amaro Ron is like top 20%.

[03:20:36] Diamond is like top 8%. And then champ is less than 1%.

[03:20:41] All right, dude, I'm playing so good. I got first time chatter saying who you got

[03:20:45] playing for you bro it's shit man I'm a fucking movie not not playing the

[03:20:50] playing the house that I know right so now we're gonna be on clubhouse for yes

[03:20:54] well that's not working but oh we're gonna be on clubhouse for the diamond

[03:20:59] game and the champ game we'll do organ if we get to the champion all right

[03:21:04] I'm gonna switch over to I got a P real quick yeah yep yep yep I'm gonna go

[03:21:10] Tinko as well. Hi, guys. He's going to get the diamonds or the amaranth in this.

[03:21:15] Hey, you're just beating me!

[03:21:18] Chad, I have a small bladder. I'm not on coke.

[03:21:21] Chad, I'm going to go Tinko. Let's go.

[03:21:40] I

[03:22:02] Yo, Chik-Si

[03:22:10] Yo, Jinxie!

[03:22:12] Wait, the Jinxie P again?

[03:22:14] I feel like he's peed like 50 fucking times!

[03:22:16] Yo, Vinny! Thank you so much for the 11 months!

[03:22:18] What's up, Vinny? How was the Burberry, bro?

[03:22:20] Was it fun?

[03:22:22] What's up, dude?

[03:22:24] I saw you frame-mog Marlin, bro.

[03:22:29] Dude.

[03:22:30] Yo, hi, Vines. Thank you so much.

[03:22:35] Are you actually playing?

[03:22:37] Yes, bro, of course I'm playing. I got like a 7-second delay.

[03:22:39] I'm fucking good. I did not vape, bro. That's Jinxie go to his shop to say that stupid shit, bro

[03:22:43] I'm not a vapor

[03:22:49] Stompin must be under the table. What is that even?

[03:22:52] Yo, big walk. Thank you for the five gifted, bro. If you want to sub say me, maybe he'll gift you one

[03:22:57] Thank you. Yo, Schmeep other team dick

[03:23:00] Thank you

[03:23:02] Yes, we are about to take on the emeralds, bro. Now I want to make myself clear when I

[03:23:11] say this run, these guys are going to be a lot better than the plaid, but you stable

[03:23:18] Ron Dale Dingle is the only. That's not my name, Nicholas Stewart.

[03:23:23] Ron Dale, you are the only. My name, Ron, you are the only reason we made it to emeralds.

[03:23:29] And I just want to say I love you

[03:23:31] All right chat. We are now on emeralds

[03:23:34] Ron is a fucking goat if it wasn't for Ron, we would have not got that. Oh my god. I know it's not I know

[03:23:40] It's not a little bit of it. So all the upstairs this map is widely regarded as like the second best map of the game

[03:23:46] And then Oregon is like by far the best map of the game

[03:23:50] Everybody loves Oregon and this map. Okay. What the fuck is the gnarly?

[03:23:53] Mara, we're just going to remember all right.

[03:23:58] Emeralds is good.

[03:23:59] Emeralds is good.

[03:24:00] Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on?

[03:24:02] All right, all right, I'll you bad.

[03:24:06] Yeah, yeah.

[03:24:07] Okay.

[03:24:08] Okay.

[03:24:09] Yeah.

[03:24:10] I'm gonna play.

[03:24:11] So remember what we did, right?

[03:24:12] I just let you do your own thing and we just started taking over.

[03:24:14] I want you to do your own thing.

[03:24:16] Whatever you go against Emeralds for the first, I think what you're doing so we

[03:24:19] lose one round.

[03:24:20] Maybe I think you're lucky.

[03:24:21] Lucky yeah guide me a little bit

[03:24:24] Okay on attack. I want you to do your own thing on defense. I want you to anchor inside with me

[03:24:29] Okay, but I'm Nicholas Doug Stewart

[03:24:33] Jack this is a real game

[03:24:38] Come on, let's beat them rules man. Oh, I want to get a thousand gift. It's so bad bro

[03:24:42] Yep, we got to beat these guys then beat the diamonds remember

[03:24:46] That'll be a all-time new record

[03:24:51] Talk to me where?

[03:24:52] I think they're down.

[03:24:53] I think there's a 95% chance they went downstairs.

[03:24:57] What I'm going to do is I'm going to push from below.

[03:25:00] I want you to do whatever you want.

[03:25:02] Whose dog is fucking barking?

[03:25:03] It's K9 on the side door.

[03:25:06] It's just this call team.

[03:25:11] Let her downstairs for sure, bruh.

[03:25:14] I'm going to start doing my shit with Bravo.

[03:25:17] Fast top of the game.

[03:25:18] Fast Bravo player, am I?

[03:25:21] Yeah, I think they went basement.

[03:25:28] They didn't?

[03:25:31] Okay, they went CCTV.

[03:25:33] They went talking to me.

[03:25:35] I'm gonna die if they're on basement.

[03:25:37] Alright, come upstairs.

[03:25:38] Ron, they're gonna be all the way third squad.

[03:25:41] Alright.

[03:25:43] Should I pick up my drone?

[03:25:45] Yeah.

[03:25:46] Wait, I think there's a Uzi or whatever.

[03:25:48] What do you mean?

[03:25:49] whatever the guy was him who takes her own oh mazi mazi mazi mazi I think yeah yeah yeah

[03:25:56] okay I could be wrong I could be wrong I could be wrong I could be wrong yeah I

[03:26:01] got a I got a notification though oh I think that's chat what else that first

[03:26:07] time chatter not go I run your mad hands and thank you

[03:26:10] I don't know where to go, should I come to you?

[03:26:35] Yeah.

[03:26:36] Ron, come to me.

[03:26:37] Buck this wall.

[03:26:38] All right.

[03:26:39] Don't buck me, though.

[03:26:40] Buck this wall, and then walk in.

[03:26:43] You are completely safe.

[03:26:44] Ron, then buck this.

[03:26:46] Buck this wall, then buck this wall.

[03:26:48] But don't be...

[03:26:49] I'm walking.

[03:26:50] Yeah, I'm coming to you.

[03:26:51] Oh, we got a...

[03:26:52] Wait.

[03:26:53] What?

[03:26:54] He's there.

[03:26:55] He's there.

[03:26:56] I don't know who's there.

[03:26:57] Sorry, man.

[03:26:58] Don't worry.

[03:26:59] I don't understand it.

[03:27:00] You got time, bro.

[03:27:01] Player's on.

[03:27:02] Ron, I just...

[03:27:03] I don't know who's there, though.

[03:27:04] I got you, let me wait here for you, alright?

[03:27:07] Alright, thank you baby.

[03:27:09] I'm gonna be the stop and tech.

[03:27:12] He's moving on you.

[03:27:16] Am I trippin'?

[03:27:17] Yeah.

[03:27:34] You're different! You're different! You're different! You're different!

[03:27:43] I'm the Pixel Peak Final, but let's go, Ron. Come on. Alright, that's once. Dude, taking

[03:27:50] the round off the Emeralds this early is really good. That's really good.

[03:27:53] I'm better on defense too. I'm better on defense.

[03:27:55] I know, I know. Okay, let's ban, let's think about our bans here. I think we should

[03:27:59] ban Ramoha on the bottom right.

[03:28:02] I think Blitz from Moa? You mean Brayora?

[03:28:05] Oh shit.

[03:28:07] When you drink, or when you do cocaine, you play so much better. I'm not even kidding.

[03:28:12] I don't. Yeah.

[03:28:13] Alright Rob, listen.

[03:28:14] Okay, I- I- I- CC, CC, CC, CC, CC, CC, CC. Vote CC.

[03:28:19] The objective, the objective, CC.

[03:28:20] Go to the objective.

[03:28:22] Nice, I love you.

[03:28:23] Cap can't, fuck.

[03:28:25] That's good, that's fine.

[03:28:26] I don't wanna play that.

[03:28:28] Just randomly put them wherever you want, okay?

[03:28:31] Are you sure, bro?

[03:28:32] I mean, no, there's good ones. I can show you the good ones. I want you to reinforce them before you do anything. All right

[03:28:39] Yeah, roundail bingo. I need to reinforce these walls that I just painted

[03:28:44] Right

[03:28:47] Hi, sonata, do you hear me? Give me good luck

[03:28:54] One

[03:28:56] It's gonna be hard to guide you.

[03:28:58] Ron, put one cap can on this yellow thing.

[03:29:07] Put one cap can on that yellow thing.

[03:29:10] Alright.

[03:29:11] Now Ron, put one cap can on this yellow thing.

[03:29:17] Where?

[03:29:19] Never mind.

[03:29:20] Put a cap can on that.

[03:29:21] I'll put them all over the map, okay?

[03:29:23] Do it on your way.

[03:29:24] Do it on your way.

[03:29:25] you got some five of the game the other day thanks man

[03:29:32] five birthday can i get a happy birthday happy birthday bro

[03:29:37] have you tried birthday in the chat

[03:29:41] alright chat taking on the emeralds

[03:29:44] we're off the lawn

[03:29:49] wait do you see that the ASU frat leader isn't even a frat leader

[03:29:52] Let alone lock this rope.

[03:29:58] One's outside right here. Two.

[03:30:04] I need a better spot to be in.

[03:30:10] Bro, I'm locking it. I'm locking it.

[03:30:14] One's right here on the stairs. Fuck, on the first camera stairs. I don't know where it is.

[03:30:18] I'm not gonna lie, GXI, I'm a pretty useless bro, I don't really know what's going on.

[03:30:25] You're doing fine.

[03:30:26] I think you're the safe spot, I think.

[03:30:29] Yeah, you're safe right there.

[03:30:32] You don't have to save right now, I got to go.

[03:30:36] POMBO will protect you, okay?

[03:30:39] Everybody just locked in.

[03:30:44] I'm so

[03:31:01] Sure to drone

[03:31:07] I'm gonna smoke off the door

[03:31:09] They're running out of time. They're pushing over here one of them. I don't know what the other guy

[03:31:14] I have a cap can on both of these doors on me

[03:31:17] Nice, but at least one of these guys is here. All right. He's pushing over here focus round. Okay. I've got a cap count on both these doors

[03:31:24] They look you can't run in on me on God unless they destroy it about a walk inside. I got me

[03:31:31] Watching for you watching for the door door. Hold the walk in

[03:31:39] You don't gotta peek, you don't gotta peek, you don't gotta peek.

[03:31:42] You don't gotta peek.

[03:31:43] One under me, though.

[03:31:44] Let me fly, one sec.

[03:31:45] Yes!

[03:31:46] Yes!

[03:31:47] Yes!

[03:31:48] Yes!

[03:31:49] Yes!

[03:31:50] Yes!

[03:31:51] Yes!

[03:31:52] I fucking love you, Ron!

[03:31:53] I love you, kid!

[03:31:54] Come on!

[03:31:55] Imagine we 4-0 speak to Emeralds.

[03:31:56] Oh my god!

[03:31:57] Oh my god, oh my god.

[03:31:58] I told you, bro, like the Plat game, I played horrible.

[03:31:59] Like, if I could do it, if I played bad against the Plat, then we won.

[03:32:00] Cool off.

[03:32:01] We actually have the potential to beat them.

[03:32:02] Like the flat game I played horrible.

[03:32:04] Like if I could do it, if I played bad against the Plat,

[03:32:06] and we won, we actually have the potential

[03:32:08] to beat the champs.

[03:32:09] You're dialled.

[03:32:10] Okay, ban mute.

[03:32:11] Mute is such a strong op.

[03:32:13] We should ban it for the rest of the night,

[03:32:14] because if they have mute, you can't drone.

[03:32:17] Any close friends come fight,

[03:32:18] you just get pumped in the mouth.

[03:32:19] This is good.

[03:32:20] Chat.

[03:32:21] All right, I'm thinking warehouse,

[03:32:23] what should I play here?

[03:32:24] Should I play Lion here, maybe?

[03:32:25] Or Block again?

[03:32:26] I think Lion is your bad work.

[03:32:27] I think you understand him, he's simple,

[03:32:29] and I can play Ultimate really well.

[03:32:31] Like if you just tell me when you're lioning, I can walk at them because I know they're frozen.

[03:32:35] I think lioning is fine.

[03:32:36] Hey, fist bumps, fist bumps, fist bumps all around.

[03:32:38] Come on, give me fist bumps, give me fist bumps.

[03:32:39] Yeah, beat the emeralds into the diamonds, lock the fuck in.

[03:32:42] Let's go.

[03:32:43] Yeah, it's just, Mute is too strong to not ban, E is too strong.

[03:32:50] Let's go around the, oh god, I hope we're wrong.

[03:32:56] Beat the emeralds, come on.

[03:32:58] Ten seconds to go.

[03:33:00] Let's go the champ team is gonna be send them off if we get there by champs the last rank

[03:33:06] It is top 1% of players

[03:33:09] If you're champ your top 0.8%

[03:33:14] They're gonna be locked

[03:33:16] Didn't need to mark that

[03:33:22] What I'm disconnected I'll take the fucking night

[03:33:26] We'll take it

[03:33:28] Okay, look he's gonna rejoin that we've run it's still

[03:33:33] Okay, maybe slow down a zombies inside. Yeah, yeah, I can't have them the Mickey come on

[03:33:39] They got joined back now. He'll join back the next round. You see if it happens

[03:33:46] Well, they're already spamming this fucking Mickey Mouse club house to be fair we were already winning like let's not

[03:33:53] Tell us not act like we weren't in the way

[03:33:55] I mean maybe we had a chance to pick up. Let me just stop. Alright bro. Yo, hit your line.

[03:34:02] Hit your line. Hit your line. Hit your line. Hit your line. I might be able to take sight

[03:34:08] of the plan. Hit another line if you can. I can plan if you can cover me. Hit another

[03:34:21] you can great land wait I know them crawl out on my back yeah I'm back on my

[03:34:30] mouth this guy's back I'm a flash I'm a flash it this guy's in there flashing

[03:34:42] well I'm not lying again he didn't plan did you on this thing on this thing

[03:34:46] wrong okay let's go run it they can't let me yes bro no they can't let me yes

[03:35:04] don't do that don't do that chat I mean to be fair it was already too you know

[03:35:09] Damn well, we died there. They would have been like oh, yeah that counts. No that counts. No that counts. No that counts

[03:35:14] No, that counts. No that counts. Ron ignored a chat, bro. We're up to we were up to well brown lock in

[03:35:20] It's almost

[03:35:23] Okay, chat if you're diamond five what top percent of that put you in does that even know I believe it puts you top

[03:35:29] Like nine percent I think

[03:35:31] All right

[03:35:32] Ron we are gonna go everyone brawny said he's gonna hit down

[03:35:35] I'm gonna go Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.

[03:35:37] I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to.

[03:35:39] All right, that's fine.

[03:35:40] Okay, Ron, do you, wait, you know the lore of Brotty?

[03:35:44] You know the lore of that?

[03:35:46] That's my friend, of course I am.

[03:35:47] Diamond one on rank tonight, if you know, you know.

[03:35:50] I don't know what that means, what I mean.

[03:35:52] Whatever.

[03:35:53] Dude, that is the lore, that is the lore.

[03:35:55] That's classic, that's a good one.

[03:35:56] That's a classic.

[03:35:57] Brotty did so much for R6 in 10 seconds.

[03:35:59] Literally, Brotty did so much for the game.

[03:36:02] Security here.

[03:36:03] It's a good person.

[03:36:04] Yeah, the body is a good thing. I'm in diamond one on bank tonight

[03:36:09] But I mean no, you know

[03:36:13] Jack Ronnie did so much for see in eight seconds. All right make your clothes if you can brown make

[03:36:23] Here's one

[03:36:28] All right now watch out come through come through this another good one

[03:36:34] I guess I don't know. Yeah, yeah, I guess I don't know. I forgot to ask it.

[03:36:40] Hey Ron, hope you have a great day looking sexy. Thanks, bro. That's actually love.

[03:36:44] A lot of people say I look very handsome recently.

[03:36:46] You know people keep telling me that I look skinnier every time I go live?

[03:36:49] Ron, I don't see you've been working out for that.

[03:36:52] Thank you, Ron. You know what to do.

[03:36:54] No, you've been like riding bikes, right?

[03:36:56] What?

[03:36:57] You've been jogging and like riding bikes, right?

[03:36:59] Not riding bikes.

[03:37:01] Oh, wait Ron, uh, break this, break this.

[03:37:12] We're almost in the diamond game, lock in!

[03:37:16] One's on my castle wall right here, in the gym.

[03:37:21] Rookie's gonna re-

[03:37:22] I think on the bottom of these stairs. Yep. Yep. I knew it. He hit the good one. He's gonna pull it out

[03:37:34] Pulse on Pulse. Hey, you

[03:37:38] You've got to come up the stairs though. I have a pistol. I look you have a trick on my sleeve. I can't go

[03:37:43] He's running at me. Yeah

[03:37:45] Yeah, he's not

[03:37:48] I don't know the other guys

[03:37:50] Ron to be one we might have just for us. I'm pretty sure he's in here

[03:37:56] Chat a for oh sweet on the emeralds

[03:38:11] Easy easy you're so fucking easy. I mean, oh my god, okay diamonds

[03:38:20] Chad if you're, Chad if you're diamond 5, check, first it's tracker, what percentile is that for you?

[03:38:25] Oh my god, she's, she's Louise bro, we are on a fucking roll. Can we get some double u's in the chat?

[03:38:31] Wrong.

[03:38:32] Yo it's actually fucking beautiful outside Jinxie, I don't know how nice it is.

[03:38:35] Man.

[03:38:36] Holy fucking shit, it is, it is fucking beautiful man, summer's coming bro, oh my god.

[03:38:43] Chad it is a beautiful day. Alright guys, diamonds, let's go.

[03:38:49] diamonds diamonds diamonds not that high bro what the fuck I'm just luck I'm

[03:38:55] reverse sweet bro we reverse fuck a sweet now run remember if we beat these

[03:38:59] diamonds thousand gift today well locked locked thousand gifted lock lock oh

[03:39:06] fucking ready bro on God I'm ready child who's ready for a thousand what is the

[03:39:11] white strip down my leg what does that mean what like white strips for your

[03:39:15] teeth. If we if we beat champions like if we beat champions I promise you I'll do a 24 hour

[03:39:26] stream playing runaway on the piano just for you bro. I think you'll probably just lose

[03:39:31] your mind and like break your fingers. I don't think you should do that.

[03:39:36] Rock and if y'all didn't know after this we're going to do a rocket league tournament

[03:39:44] What time does that start out?

[03:39:45] I think 10, I think 10, I think 10, I think 10.

[03:39:48] So what, like two hours?

[03:39:50] There's one at eight.

[03:39:51] I mean, it depends.

[03:39:52] If we lose this, we'll play the eight one.

[03:39:54] But if we win this, we'll be able to play ranked at nine.

[03:39:59] Ranked at nine, turn it back to 10.

[03:40:03] Ron, I invited you.

[03:40:04] Hey, Ron, you know what I'm saying?

[03:40:06] Ron, you know what I'm saying?

[03:40:07] Oh my god, my map!

[03:40:09] Right, you know what I'm going to say?

[03:40:11] What?

[03:40:13] Chat after what I'm seeing today. Let me look at the list of streamers. No, no, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. No, for real. Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, no, I'm gonna be unbiased. All right, for the list of streamers.

[03:40:29] In the R6 tournament.

[03:40:30] I'm on everything I love Ron is the best player in the tournament.

[03:40:40] Everyone's new to that.

[03:40:41] I didn't even tell my chat that yo chat there's a rainbow six each right we're going to do

[03:40:55] with a bunch of streamers what is it?

[03:40:57] It's we have 22 streamers. I have two more that are going to go on. Oh silky joint to silky joint today, too. Yeah

[03:41:04] Two more spots your games. Yeah, I have to manage to nerf your team. Wait, Ron

[03:41:09] Would you want to be on a team? No, I'm not I'm not I'm not that good as you bro. I'm not as good like I don't know

[03:41:14] Maps I only know how to like really just your gun skill is so good, bro

[03:41:20] Ron I might put you on a team with Bruce and couple

[03:41:23] Oh my god Bruce Teddy's down. I already asked Bruce. I think your guys team would be funny as hell

[03:41:31] As Bruce it Bruce a couple of good though

[03:41:33] I think Bruce played R6 one time with me in like 2023 with Aiden and I don't even know if copham's ever played

[03:41:42] No time looking at the list unbiased we brought is the best part of the tournament unbiased for his aim is like actually

[03:41:48] I think that's one of the best players.

[03:41:50] Good off that.

[03:41:51] Good.

[03:41:52] I'm good.

[03:41:53] Okay, Chuck.

[03:41:54] After what I heard in real life, Desi singing to me, bro.

[03:42:06] Never, yo.

[03:42:07] Flix is pretty good too.

[03:42:09] Yeah, Flix is definitely a top player in a tournament.

[03:42:12] I think Ron, I don't know.

[03:42:15] I think Ron, I don't know, Klicks could be maybe better.

[03:42:20] Klicks and Ron cannot be on the same team.

[03:42:21] That'll be stacked.

[03:42:22] That'll be fucking stacked.

[03:42:24] Literally.

[03:42:24] 20 months, bro.

[03:42:25] What's up, Preston?

[03:42:26] Endstream, OK.

[03:42:27] Mods, are we just, where are we?

[03:42:30] Yeah, we got.

[03:42:31] Those type of messages, too, or what, like?

[03:42:34] Yeah, I have, bro, I had a guy that tried to endstream

[03:42:40] through a command that doesn't even exist.

[03:42:42] He did exclamation mark endstream.

[03:42:44] It's expanded for like 45 minutes until I inevitably banned them.

[03:42:49] Always Jin's gonna play. Wait, I texted Jin.

[03:42:51] Wait, whoa, didn't remind me.

[03:42:53] Oh, wait, Loki, can I also...

[03:42:56] Can I come to your baby shower? No.

[03:42:59] Right, I don't have a fucking baby with Bonnie fucking Blue.

[03:43:02] Oh my God, the diamonds are in.

[03:43:03] The diamonds are in!

[03:43:04] Ah-ha! Everybody lock in!

[03:43:06] Run!

[03:43:07] Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:43:09] So this is for a thousand gifted?

[03:43:11] Ron, if we beat the diamonds, this will be the first time I've ever been in two diamonds with another streamer.

[03:43:18] Okay? Which means you want to do first to four? You don't do first to seven?

[03:43:22] It's the yeah, it's first to four. Ron Dale, if we win this one, bro, 1000 gifted, Ron, this is a new record for me.

[03:43:30] Come on!

[03:43:32] Chad, these are the diamonds. These are the diamonds. Everybody knock in.

[03:43:37] They were 62 months, bro. Five more and you have 67.

[03:43:40] Ron let's go. I know this map. This is good

[03:43:44] Ladies and gentlemen if we this will be the first time

[03:43:50] Ron if I've never been played champs in the TV to every regular streamers. I never made it that far to win

[03:43:56] Well today's the day. It means kid. You got something different in you run

[03:44:00] This is the diamond game. These are like top 10% players these guys are gonna be sweating their nuts off

[03:44:05] Maybe top 8%

[03:44:07] You look cute today. Me. Oh, thank you. I think he said me. Oh, you're laughing

[03:44:15] Wrong we're on the fast map of the game focus. I notice I notice my they went upstairs

[03:44:22] Oh, I have a visual the property roaming

[03:44:24] On a trap diamond game diamond game diamond game

[03:44:33] Hi guys, right top right lock into

[03:44:37] I'm so locked right now they're both upstairs it yes well no vigil might be

[03:44:43] relevant I got a visual scan

[03:44:49] I think Virgil might be on me, there's a chance.

[03:45:14] in the corner here. Wait I'm getting visual scans. Let me find this camera. I have to find

[03:45:19] this vigil where we're in trouble. Bro. I'm getting visual scans. Damn it where he is.

[03:45:28] He's up top main. I knew it. Vigil's top main though. Top main all the way. Quick

[03:45:36] Quick big easy scary as far

[03:45:44] Wait vigil went downstairs, he's gonna come up what wait

[03:45:51] Watch out on me

[03:45:55] Nice

[03:46:06] We're one along the diamonds. Let's go run

[03:46:10] That's a good first fucking round this box this pop this pop this pop bro. We get the opening pick run

[03:46:17] All right, let's be in let me think

[03:46:20] Like no definitely don't be brain wrong low key debt Daymos to what's not good. I don't know. I'm telling you Ron is good

[03:46:29] All right wanna go up go up up it made it up easy

[03:46:32] He's got bro the lights are bright. They're nervous. They did not fan mute bit not been mute against me

[03:46:39] It's like literally trying to jerk off with a boxing glove. It's not possible

[03:46:46] What focus focus into the game, all right

[03:46:52] Chat one zero lead one zero lead on the diamonds on the diamonds on the diamonds I

[03:46:56] I

[03:46:58] Will lose the gold it was a smurf I wasn't a goal. It was like a top Zim champion stream slapping and smurfing

[03:47:08] I'm telling you like I would guys when I say somebody's not a go for not go. I won't be playing this game for 10 years

[03:47:16] Also, you think that if I would have known that I was

[03:47:20] One because I'm gonna be trying my testicles off from the top

[03:47:22] I thought he was gold, but I guess the diamonds I'm trying my nuts off, Rob,

[03:47:27] Thurley's a nice little kid.

[03:47:30] Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro.

[03:47:34] Let me put down a camera for you.

[03:47:37] Chaddy's got the diamonds. Even though they're not curly diamonds,

[03:47:40] he's got to stay a diamond.

[03:47:41] I'm going to stay in the...

[03:47:43] How did you find it?

[03:47:45] Is that outside? Where's that?

[03:47:46] Why do you look at us?

[03:47:48] Okay, so there's one outside window. I have a camera showing the whole main

[03:47:58] You heard yeah

[03:48:01] You mean the big window look at my big camera

[03:48:18] one's on the bed yeah I fucking should have killed this

[03:48:27] if you clutch this you're the greatest no I should have killed this guy I should

[03:48:35] have had a 1v1 damn my fault now that's on me I don't know if you can get an

[03:48:42] angle on me from there okay they were up around

[03:48:47] We're I mean we have around all right now. I think we should ban wall denial. Let's ban band it

[03:48:54] Okay, dad. I ran because I didn't I he knew I was and the other guy was gonna pinch me

[03:48:59] So I was just trying to get out. It's just a little key bad

[03:49:02] No, we're good. We're good. Oh

[03:49:04] This is gonna be intense. All right, I don't need to get on the line

[03:49:08] I

[03:49:13] Know don't send me bro, come on, please

[03:49:16] I need this

[03:49:19] Focus focus. We're good. We're good. I promise you Rod. We're good. All right. This is gonna be easy I

[03:49:27] Watching these guys they're very beatable. I don't think the way they're playing is like that optimal. I

[03:49:32] I just I just died to like you later

[03:49:35] Oh, I'm not alive. They got lucky killing me. I swear. God. I should buy it in my shot. I wouldn't kill them

[03:49:49] Upstairs again

[03:49:56] Okay

[03:49:58] I'm really down here, sounds like a trick.

[03:49:59] Well, not clear, but like this main model is clear.

[03:50:05] Running up is a little bit dangerous,

[03:50:06] but I'm gonna just let him, you know.

[03:50:07] I know, I'm gonna destroy this one, oh god, that's all.

[03:50:11] I'm gonna fall down, I'm gonna jump, let me jump.

[03:50:16] All right, walk-in closet is clear,

[03:50:17] master bedroom is clear, trokies clear.

[03:50:19] I'm gonna be able to break this door down

[03:50:21] and then ace the wall.

[03:50:22] I said, I'm gonna break the three sheets.

[03:50:23] All right, can no one's here where you are?

[03:50:26] They have a hold, oh, they have a hold,

[03:50:27] Don't be careful, no it's fake, don't mind.

[03:50:31] One's pushing out.

[03:50:34] They have a Legion, and a, and a, and a, and a, what is that?

[03:50:49] Hey bro, can you stay alive real quick?

[03:50:53] Alright.

[03:50:54] I can, I can put my line in by the way.

[03:50:56] I could use my line. Yeah start mining start mining. I have no drones up. I have two flashes

[03:51:02] It's okay cuz I'm gonna drone up white. All right. I'm gonna get this really good in time

[03:51:08] If he comes downstairs, I'm over can you watch stairs like the other side or no, no, it's all safe

[03:51:14] You sure they're not coming out. Yeah

[03:51:18] Should I rotate the stairs or no

[03:51:21] Yeah, you definitely sure

[03:51:23] I'm going to walk it though, okay?

[03:51:26] Now Ron, there's two Legion minds on the staircase, okay?

[03:51:30] I want you to hit your lion scan and then shoot the lesions, and then I'm going to walk

[03:51:32] inside.

[03:51:33] Oh, well you sure I am, right?

[03:51:34] Yeah.

[03:51:35] It's going to take me a minute.

[03:51:36] I run in or walk it?

[03:51:37] Walk it.

[03:51:38] Keep doing what you're doing.

[03:51:39] No, you shot the cams.

[03:51:40] You might be in trouble.

[03:51:41] Oh.

[03:51:42] Hit the lesion, man.

[03:51:43] Hit, or hit the lion.

[03:51:44] Hit the lion and shoot the lesion, man.

[03:51:45] hit the land and shoot the leech

[03:51:49] I'm inside

[03:51:55] I'm gonna do it again

[03:51:59] hold on

[03:52:02] I'm planting hold me on me

[03:52:05] hold me on me on me on me on me

[03:52:11] YES!

[03:52:12] YES!

[03:52:12] GO!

[03:52:13] YES!

[03:52:13] HUSH!

[03:52:14] GO!

[03:52:15] WAH!

[03:52:15] HUSH!

[03:52:16] HUSH!

[03:52:16] That was way too good of execution, I'm not gonna lie.

[03:52:19] We played that Loki perfectly.

[03:52:20] Bro, what you just did there, bro, that's called, like, playing a cross, so it basically means

[03:52:25] Legion can't cross without fighting you, which is, like, really high level champ.

[03:52:29] Well played.

[03:52:30] It protects my plan a lot, too.

[03:52:32] It protects my plan.

[03:52:33] Alright.

[03:52:33] Well, I mean, even the fucking lion, he couldn't move, but you got the plant, so you have to push.

[03:52:36] Yes.

[03:52:37] Yes.

[03:52:37] Ron, you're locked, bro.

[03:52:38] Okay.

[03:52:39] It was 10 months.

[03:52:39] If we beat the champs, I'm not gonna lose.

[03:52:41] I'm actually gonna shit myself.

[03:52:43] All right, I'm gonna go kids.

[03:52:44] I'm gonna go up top, go up top.

[03:52:46] Look, this time I'm not gonna die on you, okay?

[03:52:48] What do I play here though?

[03:52:48] What do I play here?

[03:52:49] Play Bandit?

[03:52:50] You're gonna have Bandit?

[03:52:51] No, play Bandit, play Bandit.

[03:52:52] Play Bandit.

[03:52:53] He's the guy with the little yellow light in the bowl.

[03:52:55] I don't know where he is.

[03:52:56] Yellow light in the bowl.

[03:52:57] Oh yeah, I got it, I got it.

[03:52:58] Okay.

[03:52:59] MP7 or?

[03:52:59] MP7, MP7.

[03:53:00] All that what you can do is just Bandit

[03:53:02] these two walls I'm gonna ping

[03:53:03] and we're just gonna automatically win, right?

[03:53:07] Ron, you're impressing a lot of people in my chat.

[03:53:09] a lot of people are impressed by you bruh

[03:53:11] bruh im really trying

[03:53:12] come on

[03:53:14] 100% ron not playing

[03:53:16] bruh its me do you want a hand cam

[03:53:19] give me a hand cam bruh show em

[03:53:22] bruh i ban at these two walls by the way

[03:53:26] you got hell of a pencil in this game

[03:53:28] i know you don't care but my god

[03:53:32] bruh i ban at these two walls

[03:54:09] Bro these walls

[03:54:13] Pick that up these walls

[03:54:24] What's an attic yo bucks gonna push out if we got a worry about this guy

[03:54:32] Yeah, yeah, I like I like playing in the bedroom over here

[03:54:40] One's window wait this box of problem watch out the window watch out big window

[03:54:48] Again, I should have fucking killed him. I'm a Bob, bro. I'm a cheeseburger. I'm bugger

[03:55:01] I have attic

[03:55:03] You could roam you wanna roam low key

[03:55:06] Wait stairs stairs stairs. I hear stairs

[03:55:09] I

[03:55:14] There's way the under me

[03:55:21] How should I play this one's action the window you swing the top one. They have it on you. They have it on you

[03:55:28] I don't know what top white is that what I speak

[03:55:33] I'll kill the Attica

[03:55:39] The C4 I can't go down. I'm with you

[03:55:43] He laughs he laughs it's gonna make

[03:55:48] Oh died just up play back. Let me just let me play close to the shot. Wait till I shoot then swing

[03:55:53] Okay, let's see what I'm telling you wait till I shoot that's way. All right. It's called playing contact

[03:55:59] Wait till I shoot that's way

[03:56:04] If we do this right, it's virtually unusable

[03:56:07] He has to turn the ball out of him

[03:56:09] wait till I shoot and swing give it a little bit closer yeah get ready get ready

[03:56:15] wait till I shoot wait till I shoot

[03:56:18] I'm gonna prone so he thinks I'm on the ground

[03:56:21] wait till I shoot

[03:56:23] NOOOOO

[03:56:25] NOOOOO

[03:56:27] OH MY GOD

[03:56:29] OH MY GOD

[03:56:31] OH MY GOD

[03:56:33] OH MY GOD

[03:56:35] OH MY GOD

[03:56:37] So in that scenario when we played contact he has to have his back turned to one of us

[03:56:42] You know what I mean? He can't win

[03:56:45] The only way to shout out is to individually swing a lot of people do that. Okay. Let's ban me

[03:56:49] I saw this. I saw this. I saw this. I was feeling they might go down ban Amira

[03:56:53] One more round Ron and we advance to the highest rank in the game

[03:56:56] Now do the thing chat say fake diamonds go ahead do it go ahead do it chat chat everybody in this video

[03:57:02] Is there like high-fives got them all?

[03:57:05] everybody

[03:57:06] I'm low-key nervous. Oh god. I'm a little nervous, but nerves build diamonds and diamonds build pressure. Let's fucking go now

[03:57:13] Like dude if we beat the champions, I actually know

[03:57:18] I'll be I'll be absolutely horn swung around. Oh, yeah, I don't know what you mean. This isn't me. Look at my hand cap. It's literally me

[03:57:26] Chevron is playing guys. God is playing guys. Sometimes people just lock in y'all so much good

[03:57:32] You got your how well rod is like listening

[03:57:35] I bought this account upstairs upstairs again upstairs again

[03:57:46] So once I can level 10

[03:58:00] Guys definitely Bob's account is he trying to put a bandit on a firebier and then be forced the wrong wall definitely wrong

[03:58:09] Where's it I don't hear anything

[03:58:11] You hear him shoot

[03:58:14] I destroyed my wait ones right here. They don't have a drone. He's on a poster. Don't panic. I know you guys I am

[03:58:24] Nice your hand came not moving because I have motion

[03:58:28] Like they have a dog here like a bulldog here. What is that?

[03:58:34] Yeah, punch that nine times

[03:58:37] All the night lunch is gonna explode right punch it nine times. I can't this guy attic might see me

[03:58:43] No, no, you're good punch it. I got your out of punch it. I got you okay. You punch it you punch it you punch it

[03:58:57] Wait, he's on my feet

[03:59:00] Yeah, you're one way you're one roaming. I have a wait. Hold on. Let me check. I have a cam down the road

[03:59:05] I do well. He's right behind you. Yeah, but I had a cam. I couldn't check yet

[03:59:10] No, I knew yeah, I should have flashed him. I had a cam. Oh, I could have checked

[03:59:18] Ron and that's an aerial just don't go out at this height just hide cuz then I was I

[03:59:23] Yeah, I guess you kind of win into him. It doesn't matter bro. We're up

[03:59:28] Now but I was gone. Yeah, I didn't see a check

[03:59:32] Ronnie break in that scenario just chill. Okay. It doesn't matter though. It's three two because at the end of the day

[03:59:37] He has to come to you. You don't have to come here. Yeah, I mean he ran out of anyway. He would have shot me anyway

[03:59:46] All right, go down go down go down

[03:59:50] So I play here this time it's gonna be tricky. I think you should go

[03:59:55] Let me think chat. What do you think Legion? Yeah. Yeah, no Legion. I'll go smoke

[04:00:00] Legion and smoke are good because we have a lot of intel like I have barbed wire

[04:00:03] You have gumines. It's really everybody catches up now. We got me just small

[04:00:07] Please don't eat bro, I need this thousand.

[04:00:10] Now I'm just chewing gum in between rounds so I can maximize my neuro firing.

[04:00:14] Is that actually a real thing?

[04:00:18] Yes.

[04:00:19] Okay.

[04:00:20] Ron?

[04:00:21] One more round and we advance to the final game.

[04:00:24] Yeah, locked.

[04:00:25] I'll push back to my mines.

[04:00:27] Um, good question.

[04:00:29] Do some in freezer.

[04:00:31] You know what freezer is?

[04:00:33] No.

[04:00:34] But I have my camera too

[04:00:44] Where should I play?

[04:00:47] This is a little confusing. I'm not alive. This is a little confusing. We're at

[04:00:59] No

[04:01:01] watch out all right you need to put a gum on a freezer asack i don't know where

[04:01:06] freezer is bro i'm saying the same thing i think it was it's over here it's over here

[04:01:12] don't expose yourself watch out watch out okay okay i still in the corner yeah yeah

[04:01:17] runny have another one throw one back here too oh yeah i have a camera on a

[04:01:25] right there. I hear one right above me.

[04:01:31] Wait, is that? Bunker Bunker Bunker.

[04:01:41] Where about Pac-Man? I got the other guy.

[04:01:45] I don't really know where to go, okay?

[04:01:47] The other guy is still here.

[04:01:49] Focus, mom.

[04:01:51] Where's that at?

[04:01:55] focus on my reposition okay right here I find yeah he's running and running

[04:02:25] watch out watch out watch out watch out

[04:02:27] no, I don't know

[04:02:29] he's close to me

[04:02:31] hop for last operators

[04:02:33] right there

[04:02:37] oh my god

[04:02:47] we're playing the champions

[04:02:49] oh my days

[04:02:51] let me get the thousand real quick

[04:02:53] real quick bro oh my god oh my god oh you're actually him you're actually

[04:03:02] you're legitimately him thousand gifted

[04:03:07] good stuff good stuff run you did it I don't see you're dinksy dinksy dink

[04:03:13] oh what is this kid saying my name for dude run your axe look at this shot

[04:03:17] Hand cam and everything if you want to stop say me. Oh my god

[04:03:23] That's a gift. I don't think that's a gift. Oh my god. No, I don't believe it. No, that's a gift. Oh, dude. Oh

[04:03:31] No

[04:03:33] Wait, you're dainty dainty dainty wait. Oh my god. It's the great good game man. Good game great

[04:03:42] good game

[04:03:43] wait

[04:03:45] chat

[04:03:47] 1000 gifted subs dude

[04:03:59] Run we just broke up

[04:04:02] Jinxy

[04:04:04] Run we just broke a friggin record dude. We're about to break even bigger records

[04:04:09] We're about to fucking win now if we beat the champs

[04:04:11] I'll actually be speechless like I was gonna be speechless. Oh, oh my god

[04:04:15] Thousand gift it doesn't look real. I'm not even kidding. It actually doesn't look real. I swear to God a thousand gift. It doesn't look real

[04:04:22] Holy shit

[04:04:24] Look at this chat one

[04:04:27] Game come on, dude

[04:04:30] W. Jixi bro in the chat, bro. Keep his word bro run. Um, brother. W bro. Oh my god

[04:04:37] Thank you, Jixi. Of course, bro. You're doing thank you for carrying brother. You can just give a thousand people

[04:04:43] no ads for a whole month. Like that's actually crazy to think about. I'm not even kidding.

[04:04:48] Holy fuck. That was an actual dopamine spike. My cortisol levels got spiked. Oh my god.

[04:04:56] Ron Bale Jingle. Arguable. I'm not going to lie. We are going to be champions. And

[04:05:01] then after we be champions, I'm not kidding. We're getting a rocket league and we're winning

[04:05:05] a fucking tournament. I swear to God. Bro, if we are actually communicating like this

[04:05:09] in rocket league there's no way we don't win a gold tournament if we're communicating like this

[04:05:14] because this is what passion looks like bro this is what fucking passion is

[04:05:18] let's go!

[04:05:20] come on!

[04:05:21] all right ron i invited you to the game

[04:05:24] high vibes gotta get the champions in here

[04:05:25] anybody wants to go first to four again or seven

[04:05:27] it's like the thing

[04:05:29] oh my god it's so nerve-wracking

[04:05:31] but bro do you think you got it

[04:05:32] explain this to me this is the highest rank

[04:05:35] yeah so right now is the best time to look since the end of the season

[04:05:39] I hit champion yesterday solo queue and I was barely in champ and I was top 0.7%

[04:05:47] So like the guys are gonna be playing is at minimum top 0.8%

[04:05:52] So these guys are gonna be better than 99% of like Xbox champs

[04:05:58] Chopper go pee I'm gonna go pee yeah again bro

[04:06:02] I have a short bladder and a small penis chopper to go pee

[04:06:05] champion game everybody fucking focus this could be the first time we've ever

[04:06:10] done this with a streamer gosh ever oh my god

[04:06:15] chat bro w jinxie gifting a thousand subs bro holy fuck holy w bro everyone say

[04:06:22] thank you bro what a fucking goat seriously fuck a thousand gifted that's

[04:06:26] that's that's a lot brother that's love that's actually so I'd love bro I'm not

[04:06:32] I've been kidding I'm like nervous right now like what are the odds we actually do this chat

[04:06:39] Like what are the odds I

[04:06:44] Don't even know like I don't even know

[04:06:50] Like pretty low robot like well Jinx he's good. I'm playing decent

[04:06:57] I'm going to go spank my penis in the bathroom.

[04:07:27] Let's go, let's go, let's go, guys, type up type of ready in the chat if you're ready.

[04:07:51] It is time to witness history.

[04:07:53] What in the chat if you're stroking your cock?

[04:07:55] in the chat if you have a small penis. Three in the chat if you're confused by the question.

[04:08:01] Four in the chat if you like turtles. Ladies and gentlemen, me and Ron Dale are one win

[04:08:10] away. I'm so funny to my two versus every rank. Our last opponents is going to be champions.

[04:08:19] y'all our last opponents is gonna be champions this is not gonna be easy two

[04:08:26] months it's not gonna be easy it was easy everyone would have it bro let's

[04:08:30] fucking get out now let's go current ranked champion his KD is one his PC

[04:08:37] rank is broad this guy's a bot couldn't get on fucking PC and beat me

[04:08:42] Ron, are you better?

[04:08:44] Alright, Ron.

[04:08:48] Oh no, GG shot.

[04:08:50] Our last challenge is the 2v2.

[04:08:53] Focus, everyone focus, everybody focus.

[04:08:55] Our final match of the 2v2 vs. every rank is the champions.

[04:08:59] This is going to be the hardest game yet by far.

[04:09:02] I have a feeling it's going to come down to the last round.

[04:09:05] Alright, let's ban...Lion.

[04:09:10] I need everyone to focus right now

[04:09:13] Okay, see they're already locked. They're banning me, which is kind of what I was gonna play

[04:09:18] All right, you do your thing run. What do you what do you feel? What do you want to do?

[04:09:22] Honestly, bro

[04:09:27] You want to play what I know bro? Yeah, please you know

[04:09:30] I'm gonna go ban it this way because they might go ace the walls, but I have my line of flying

[04:09:36] Run, it's time to beat the champs!

[04:09:41] Let's go.

[04:09:42] Hey, hey, lock the fuck in, Ron.

[04:09:44] Do not reach out until the game is over, alright?

[04:09:46] Okay, no reading chat.

[04:09:47] No reading chat until the game is over.

[04:09:48] Focus, not a sec.

[04:09:50] I don't care if somebody donates you $89,000.

[04:09:53] Wait until the game is over, alright?

[04:09:55] Oprah, win free with the $100,000, don't know!

[04:09:59] Five seconds to go now.

[04:10:01] Come on, grab this gun.

[04:10:03] Fuck.

[04:10:04] The hardest challenge ever.

[04:10:09] Can't we beat two champions?

[04:10:19] I'm gonna try to be past keeper at the drones.

[04:10:21] They lowkey know how I play though, because they've been watching.

[04:10:26] I'm gonna try to be past keeper at the drones.

[04:10:28] No one's on big window.

[04:10:35] Is anyone else locked in the chat or just me?

[04:10:45] No one big window.

[04:10:46] I have a feeling one stairs.

[04:10:47] Ron, I'm so locked.

[04:10:48] I reinforced the rotate.

[04:10:49] I fucked up.

[04:10:50] I'm not alive.

[04:10:51] Ron, I'm so locked.

[04:10:52] I could just be out of here.

[04:10:53] We're gonna be the champs.

[04:10:54] I'm telling you we're gonna be the champs.

[04:10:55] I could just tell my mom to kill me.

[04:10:57] Hey, one's in the window!

[04:11:01] One's trophy. Watch out, one's trophy.

[04:11:05] He an addict?

[04:11:07] I'm nervous. Wait, these guys are good.

[04:11:13] A four has located a bomb.

[04:11:16] Reloading bag!

[04:11:19] One's out! He's out! He's out! He's out to the right! To the right! To the right!

[04:11:22] I

[04:11:26] We're gonna win a window window window

[04:11:33] Yeah, yeah, fuck I fucked up I messed up

[04:11:35] Why did you take it if you don't say it?

[04:11:47] Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait is this where you carry is this where you carry bro?

[04:11:53] Cuz this is lucky. I just got washed right there

[04:11:55] They both were running a train on cuz Roddy Roddy. This is my rank dude

[04:11:59] I know how these guys are gonna think they actually just ran a fucking train all over my face family

[04:12:05] Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to complete this challenge for the first time ever live.

[04:12:10] Let's go.

[04:12:13] All right, Ron. Focus, focus, focus. I'm going to go. They ban ace. I'm going to go thermite.

[04:12:19] Okay. Ron, I know what you're going to do and I want you to do it.

[04:12:25] Don't or you do?

[04:12:27] I do, but how do you see what they go?

[04:12:31] I'll let you play first.

[04:12:32] Do your thing. Do your thing.

[04:12:33] I was here in the chat. Yeah,

[04:12:37] this is your moment. We're

[04:12:38] going to be two champs. Let's

[04:12:39] go. My neck is actually so

[04:12:43] hard right now. Like I'm not

[04:12:44] getting I'll give you the

[04:12:46] craziest head. We win. We're

[04:12:50] going to because I don't I

[04:12:51] We're going to run because I don't I could tell right at the start all over me

[04:12:56] I like to hear

[04:12:59] It went upstairs with a mouse and do your thing do your thing

[04:13:04] But go slow. All right, please take the time. We can't run. We can't afford to sell any rounds

[04:13:10] If they're gonna be around at the urn

[04:13:13] We're about to beat you, champs, it's been a sec since you've said it.

[04:13:21] Okay, they blocked me off.

[04:13:22] Okay.

[04:13:23] Ron, I need you to do me a favor, I need you to get to me, this is gonna be really confusing.

[04:13:32] You're gonna buck the bandits underground.

[04:13:34] Come downstairs.

[04:13:35] Ron, all I need you to do is just shoot your buck shotgun right under this wall.

[04:13:40] Come here, fast, fast, fast.

[04:13:42] Spam your shotgun right over here and right over here.

[04:13:45] If you do this whole way, come here Rob, come here.

[04:13:48] Yep, yep.

[04:13:49] Shoot six shotgun shots all across this wall.

[04:13:54] Did you break the bandits? Now shoot the bandits, okay?

[04:13:56] Now shoot the bandits.

[04:13:59] You alright?

[04:14:01] You see the bandits?

[04:14:02] I don't know what I'm looking for.

[04:14:03] They're gonna be right here.

[04:14:05] Wait, it might be a cave, y'all.

[04:14:08] Fuck.

[04:14:09] I can try to join it for you if you want

[04:14:14] Ron it's right up here

[04:14:16] Shoot that

[04:14:17] Ron it's right here

[04:14:18] Ron right here right here right here

[04:14:19] Shoot this

[04:14:20] You have to shoot this

[04:14:21] Can I see me?

[04:14:22] Yeah

[04:14:24] Ron

[04:14:25] Can I see me?

[04:14:26] I'm so low

[04:14:27] I don't know about that

[04:14:28] I'm really low Jack

[04:14:29] I can try to do what I think

[04:14:31] I'm really bad sorry

[04:14:32] No no try to do it now

[04:14:33] Try to do it now

[04:14:34] One's on stairs

[04:14:35] Ron do it

[04:14:36] Go trust me just try to do it

[04:14:37] Are you sure bro?

[04:14:38] I'll get him if he kills you. Do it.

[04:14:40] Okay.

[04:14:42] Glad ammo.

[04:14:48] Ron, you can do it. He's not looking at you.

[04:14:51] What's up, dude?

[04:14:52] Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

[04:14:55] Yes!

[04:14:56] These damn doggies!

[04:14:59] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[04:15:01] I had such a weird peek. I had a tiny slither of a peek and I killed him.

[04:15:04] Two more. I fucking love you, dude. Let's go, kid!

[04:15:06] Two more.

[04:15:08] That's actually such a slither of a peak low-key. All right, holy shit concentrate. We're gonna have to ban

[04:15:15] I think we're just gonna ask

[04:15:17] Every champ I know crutches ash

[04:15:20] This is I was here moment for sure, bro. I mean imagine before a sweep bro. Go down go laundry

[04:15:25] Go lesion. We need lesion and smoke every time to maximize intel. All right, we can't fuck around

[04:15:31] We need in town everywhere if we can't ever do the thing chat say it's paid out first

[04:15:35] I just want to say bro if it wasn't for you we would have never made it past the

[04:15:44] plants like legitimately.

[04:15:45] Bro it's all about mentality bro.

[04:15:48] If it wasn't for you Rodney son we would have never made it past the plants and that

[04:15:51] is incredible.

[04:15:52] That is insane.

[04:15:53] This went this went 50 times better than I thought it would be, I'm not gonna

[04:15:57] be kidding.

[04:15:58] Two more rounds and we have completed the challenge for the first time ever

[04:16:03] in the first week of the last fucking seven I was actually crazy I was actually nuts

[04:16:11] okay I'm gonna be honest with you again I really don't know where to go being

[04:16:16] trust parents just here Ron put it leaves in my hair I'm up on my big boy

[04:16:21] camera here

[04:16:25] round the person over here

[04:16:35] Over here

[04:16:49] Right up here

[04:16:51] They might try to chop the stairs, I think

[04:16:54] Why here I'm hearing so much audio. I'm not gonna. I'm scared. I'm running

[04:16:58] I'm panicking. I'm not gonna lie. I'm full-back. I'm one of the guys

[04:17:03] I

[04:17:07] Don't think they're pushing this anymore. They like left

[04:17:12] Run over actual the actual the actual the actual

[04:17:21] All right, they're gonna be voluntary.

[04:17:25] All right, it's gonna be slow, it's gonna be slow, yeah.

[04:17:29] One's, it's gonna be slow, one's one.

[04:17:31] Let me hear, let me hear.

[04:17:32] I might be able to win this this round.

[04:17:39] One's right here, I'm gonna mark him.

[04:17:41] He's right in here.

[04:17:42] He ran away, no no no no, I'll reach him, I don't know he's close, right there, he

[04:17:55] ran away because it's smoked, Ron he's on this yellow group, inside, inside, inside,

[04:18:01] pushing your, pushing your hole, I'm ramping him, right on these banks, they don't know

[04:18:05] where you are.

[04:18:06] I

[04:18:23] Know I'm so sorry. I should have done it on my smoke 1.5 seconds earlier

[04:18:31] That's good aim by him

[04:18:33] How did he how did he know I was there though like when he shot?

[04:18:38] Chams are just smart like they don't know bro. I'm just ass. I I don't really know the basement

[04:18:44] No, it's okay. It's okay chance for the smart like they can just use like deduction like if they take freezer take laundry

[04:18:51] See you're not in the hall. They're just gonna assume your attic

[04:18:54] Or not attic. I'm sorry elbow. Okay. They're gonna be up top run

[04:18:58] It's going to be hard to attack now.

[04:19:01] I like lying bro.

[04:19:02] Instead of going below, we need to get the wall though Ron, can you go Thatcher, it

[04:19:06] looks like me.

[04:19:07] What am I what?

[04:19:08] Thatcher is the guy, it's okay you can switch, he's the top left, he's the little EMP symbol,

[04:19:13] he's not sledge.

[04:19:14] Because Ron, I'm going to be honest, if we can't get the wall we're not going

[04:19:17] to be able to win.

[04:19:20] As I'm locked, come on.

[04:19:21] Stay locked chat.

[04:19:22] Don't go base me around us like you know what?

[04:19:24] The thing is, I don't think Ron knows any of the other ones besides the top

[04:19:27] I really don't know this one top left go over to you. Yeah, who to me we need to do this

[04:19:35] We can get the wall. We don't have option

[04:19:42] We need to do this okay, it's up or down

[04:19:44] They are unchecked, unchecked, but that's okay.

[04:19:48] All part of the plan.

[04:19:51] All right. All I want you to do...

[04:19:54] What do I do to you?

[04:19:56] I'll show you in a second. He disables electronics.

[04:19:59] So I have a camera on the flank. They cannot flank us without one of us knowing

[04:20:04] as long as we can check in the cameras.

[04:20:06] What I'm going to do is I'm going to repaddle up.

[04:20:09] All I want you to do wrong is I'm going to shoot out the hurricane

[04:20:12] And then I just want to throw in and get this wall.

[04:20:15] But first, let me throw this guy.

[04:20:18] Oh, and an 8 E-M-B.

[04:20:21] Ron, just hold an angle on this door.

[04:20:23] That's it.

[04:20:23] Hold an angle.

[04:20:24] I'm spotted by a scan.

[04:20:30] They're going to do whatever you want.

[04:20:31] I fell.

[04:20:32] I fell.

[04:20:33] Do whatever you want.

[04:20:35] I got the wall, which is all I need.

[04:20:38] You can push them here if you're OK.

[04:20:42] Wait, site looks...

[04:20:44] Oh really? Is he a site?

[04:20:46] Ron, if you see any electronics, shoot it already.

[04:20:48] Wait, a zombie's an attic, a root is inside it.

[04:20:56] Are you dead?

[04:20:57] I'm 100% dead.

[04:21:02] Okay.

[04:21:03] This is not going to be easy.

[04:21:05] Bro, Chad, that was actually a disgusting pre-fire by him.

[04:21:12] I'm going to try to get the best call out of that camera.

[04:21:18] If you walk through the breach, do you see that brick wall you're looking at?

[04:21:22] There's a guy to the left of it, but if you walk through the breach, there's a gigantic

[04:21:26] hole.

[04:21:27] If you walk through the breach of the gigantic hole, he's on that, the other guy's in

[04:21:30] an attic.

[04:21:31] You know what attic is, Dad?

[04:21:32] Yeah.

[04:21:33] It's pretty simple.

[04:21:34] There's one guy on the gigantic, okay.

[04:21:35] You can take space on that.

[04:21:37] Yep.

[04:21:38] Left on the gigantic hole.

[04:21:40] Check into goal one attic don't forget about the attic guy per perfect angle

[04:21:50] That's our drone or no, I think this guy's close right of this hole. I think you walk in I think you walk in and swing the guy attic

[04:21:59] So I don't look here. I just yeah, I'm walking I think

[04:22:03] You saw him, you saw him, he's back, no, no, back there, like, yeah, this way, this way.

[04:22:11] No, no, the other guy's back, back by the big window, back by the big window, yes, yes,

[04:22:18] fly the city.

[04:22:19] Maybe run in to worry about the Attica first, run in to worry about the Attica.

[04:22:25] Attica, Attica.

[04:22:26] Right there.

[04:22:27] Oh my God.

[04:22:28] Now what about the other guy?

[04:22:30] Close left.

[04:22:31] close left. You heard him by the uh by the

[04:22:41] okay Ron that's on me. I just got pretty fired by Tristan. Tristan just right.

[04:22:45] I lowkey could have I lowkey could have shitted on him or if I was a little bit better.

[04:22:48] Brody dude this Tristan kid is good.

[04:22:51] Ron he he smoked me. I'm sorry.

[04:22:53] It's okay it's okay it's okay.

[04:22:55] I'm not really backseat gaming guys I'm just trying to like show Ron where they are because Ron doesn't play the game.

[04:23:01] I don't want to watch him walk into somebody.

[04:23:05] All right, we're going to have to lock in here.

[04:23:08] Okay, we should be able to go back up now.

[04:23:09] I think because we just lost down.

[04:23:11] No, we can't.

[04:23:13] It's okay.

[04:23:13] It's too tough.

[04:23:14] Let's focus.

[04:23:14] Come on.

[04:23:16] All about mentality.

[04:23:17] I swear it's about mentality.

[04:23:18] Okay.

[04:23:18] I don't really know this though.

[04:23:20] As long as you don't care about that.

[04:23:23] Like I just don't.

[04:23:24] I just don't know my way.

[04:23:25] Like I don't know where to hold here like at all.

[04:23:28] I know what you mean.

[04:23:28] Okay.

[04:23:31] that's the only thing so you're gonna have to carry it like the bottom like

[04:23:34] what's I know where they are sure but like I don't know my way around like I

[04:23:38] have no clue where the fuck I know exactly what you mean

[04:23:42] all right let's focus choo choo I kind of just want you to sit inside and just

[04:23:48] get down as many leaves of mine since you can and stay alive as long as you

[04:23:51] can I could smell my pews bro from sitting down I'm a little worried that's

[04:23:58] I don't know how shit this is, but...

[04:24:23] I don't know how shit this is, but...

[04:24:28] I have no clue where to hold I lowkey I sound so stupid Jinx but what if I lurk

[04:24:37] is that stupid I'm lurking so you can't if you want to you can't I'll think sorry

[04:24:41] I found a bottle of water do you want to work?

[04:24:45] they know I'm here lowkey I just don't know where to run to I'm not even kidding I'm

[04:25:24] He's far he's far he's far

[04:25:49] Wait pause the game I'm not even kidding. Yo these guys Ted ask like these guys dead ass want me

[04:25:52] Yeah, you know I'm gonna put a hand cam for real like I'm gonna actually put a hand cam

[04:25:56] Chat what you fucking have smoke span smoke fuck though. I use this real bro. I don't actually think this isn't me

[04:26:01] Are you dead ass you think I'm that fucking bro? They can't go down?

[04:26:05] Smoke is good down

[04:26:07] One more round from and we beat champs now listen. I said going into this

[04:26:11] I have a feeling it's gonna go to the last round so run if we lose don't panic, okay?

[04:26:15] I have a feeling it's gonna go to last round. It doesn't matter cuz we're gonna get defense the last round

[04:26:19] Let's go

[04:26:26] Yeah noobs in my chat think it's not me brah I'm actually over this I'm going with over liable my my my guys

[04:26:32] My thing I'm gonna play like this. I'm gonna play like this. I'm dead. That's gonna play like this

[04:26:36] Chad I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go my favorite operator

[04:26:40] ever

[04:26:41] on attack

[04:26:42] Of course, it don't work bro. Oh my you know fine. Look, I'm gonna use a wide lens ready look

[04:26:49] I'm as wide as it can get now

[04:26:56] There should in five seconds

[04:27:04] I've never completed a challenge with a streamer in my mouth

[04:27:15] Guys you know is the only guys use the only map that I know right

[04:27:19] I'm going to push back steps.

[04:27:30] Ron, I want you to buck this wall and then buck this hatch.

[04:27:34] See that wall I pinged?

[04:27:35] Once you buck the wall, you're going to see a hatch, break that, and then just jump.

[04:27:36] Just jump.

[04:27:37] wait that is a universe where these guys are

[04:27:53] I was here in the chat

[04:27:59] one is

[04:28:01] right there

[04:28:03] wait wait hold on

[04:28:05] do you know where the other guy is?

[04:28:07] wait can i jump down hatch?

[04:28:09] wrong

[04:28:10] i might have

[04:28:11] i think i can

[04:28:12] i think i can jump down hatch hold on

[04:28:13] alright go for it

[04:28:15] they're on me they're on me go go go

[04:28:17] go go go they're on me go

[04:28:19] i'm gonna go with you

[04:28:22] i'm going with you right behind you

[04:28:24] Oh

[04:28:32] Wait, there's one right here

[04:28:36] Wait, can you pick him again? Nope

[04:28:47] No, I miss oh my god, I had them

[04:29:54] Oh my god!

[04:29:56] You are primed up!

[04:29:58] I'm not even kidding.

[04:30:00] That was, I know you're, your heart was racing.

[04:30:02] I know you're heart was racing.

[04:30:04] Did you see me turn on that guy?

[04:30:06] That was gross.

[04:30:08] That guy got fucked up.

[04:30:10] What?

[04:30:12] No, the guy that I turned on.

[04:30:14] Oh my god!

[04:30:16] You are primed up.

[04:30:18] You are primed up.

[04:30:20] I'm not even kidding.

[04:30:22] the guy that I turned on oh bro you just fucking played crazy oh my god yeah I'm

[04:30:31] not gonna you carry the fuck out of champ nah bro oh my if the thing is bro you

[04:30:36] did your part too and bro we would have never made it to even emerald if you

[04:30:40] didn't save y'all ass in the parking yeah I mean that was it oh my

[04:30:45] cinema we actually did it we to be to every rank that is in my dad is

[04:30:50] Fucking insane. I've never

[04:30:52] We act that was crazy. You actually are so clutch. Thank you, bro

[04:30:57] Bro that the whole he was laying on you could like it's like a old fucking drone all trip

[04:31:03] That was that I sold I know he's tight. I know I know he's mad. I know he's mad. I know he's mad

[04:31:15] That was

[04:31:17] My balls are soaked in sweat!

[04:31:20] Oh my god!

[04:31:21] Ron, I'm giving you all the gold stars, bro.

[04:31:24] You're the greatest student I've ever had, bro.

[04:31:27] Ron is so receptive to information channels.

[04:31:31] Let's go!

[04:31:32] I

[04:31:42] To be to tournament in one hour 40 minutes I

[04:31:47] Mean let's let's let's get some cam going. Let's get to fucking can go and get go boys

[04:31:52] Ron get some if we win a tournament this would be a fucking cinema stream. I'm not gonna laugh

[04:31:56] No, this will be golden. It's actually going. We got an hour to warm up. I'm gonna get my coffee

[04:32:00] Let's go!

[04:32:02] Let's go!

[04:32:03] Let's go!

[04:32:04] Let's go!

[04:32:05] Wow, I'm blown away.

[04:32:07] Chad, if y'all can hear me, type 1.

[04:32:09] Type 1.

[04:32:10] Oh my God.

[04:32:12] I gave it a 2 months.

[04:32:14] There we go.

[04:32:16] We're back.

[04:32:17] No delay.

[04:32:18] Let's go!

[04:32:19] I can finally see you guys!

[04:32:20] Let's go!

[04:32:21] Yo, shout out to Jinxie and Jinxie's chat, bro.

[04:32:24] Yo, that was actual cinema.

[04:32:26] Get assed.

[04:32:28] that was actually going to try not to the fucking chat bro that was going to

[04:32:37] that was going to off that was actually nuts bro I'm not gonna lie

[04:32:50] I just felt so good playing fucking rainbow I felt like a dick going in my

[04:32:55] My ass is fucking nutting.

[04:32:57] It felt so crazy bro.

[04:32:59] I don't know what I'm saying.

[04:33:01] Protect what you might not know.

[04:33:05] It's that gay bro.

[04:33:07] Everyone knows what I'm talking about.

[04:33:08] I don't even know what I'm talking about.

[04:33:09] We just fucking did it.

[04:33:10] Protect you!

[04:33:11] I don't know what I'm talking about.

[04:33:12] Do you understand how many attempts

[04:33:14] that is taken chat with so many people?

[04:33:17] We actually did it with Ronnie Sun.

[04:33:19] That is insane.

[04:33:20] I'm blown away.

[04:33:22] Bro, I'm not even kidding.

[04:33:24] Like I feel like I feel like a drug

[04:33:32] I mean

[04:33:42] Not about shout not about shout now we got some rocket league it's time for a fucking game day boys. It's time to fucking win

[04:33:54] All right run our we have an hour and 37 minutes to warm the fuck up and then we're gonna win

[04:34:00] Oh, I'm locked all right. I want to get better at this game. Listen. Remember, I'm not that good at this game

[04:34:06] But I'm gonna learn I'm also not that good

[04:34:09] Bro, but I'm telling you

[04:34:11] Rock and the last two tournaments I played and I got second and fourth

[04:34:16] In 2v2's and I had dog shit teammates like I think if we're both locked. I think we got

[04:34:24] Oh my god bro this is my first Rocket League game of the day.

[04:34:28] Let's go boys.

[04:34:29] Let's go boys.

[04:34:30] We're gonna be bad, we're gonna be worse.

[04:34:32] I go, I go.

[04:34:33] Yep.

[04:34:34] We got them in this.

[04:34:35] I'm gonna come to that.

[04:34:36] Okay.

[04:34:37] Oh my god.

[04:34:38] Let's go people.

[04:34:39] No, no, no.

[04:34:40] I got it.

[04:34:41] Yep.

[04:34:42] Let's go.

[04:34:43] Good.

[04:34:44] Nice.

[04:34:45] Nice job.

[04:34:46] I got it.

[04:34:47] I got it.

[04:34:48] I got it.

[04:34:49] You go, you go.

[04:34:50] I got it.

[04:34:51] I got it.

[04:34:52] Nice one! Good center! I'm on this!

[04:34:56] Middle! Middle! Middle!

[04:34:58] CHEERS! CHEERS!

[04:35:00] Good center Ron! Good center!

[04:35:03] Good center!

[04:35:04] Jatter we're not camped out! We're not camped out! We're not camped out!

[04:35:07] That's easy fucking Billy Bob! There he goes!

[04:35:10] That's what I like to see.

[04:35:12] What I like to see Ron!

[04:35:14] Bro, we need to get out there.

[04:35:16] I'll stay there. I'll stay there. I'll stay there. I'll stay there.

[04:35:18] Alright, alright, I'm going. I got it. I got it.

[04:35:21] I'm bumping him.

[04:35:26] I go, I go, I go, I go.

[04:35:28] Nice, go ahead, go ahead.

[04:35:29] Over the middle, I'm out of the goal here.

[04:35:32] Here you go.

[04:35:33] Oh no, no, no, no.

[04:35:34] Watch out.

[04:35:35] That's okay, that's okay.

[04:35:36] Okay.

[04:35:37] I'm going to Nat.

[04:35:38] You go, you go, you go.

[04:35:39] Nice run!

[04:35:40] Okay, okay, clear.

[04:35:41] He's at the right, he's at Nat.

[04:35:42] Get it, get it.

[04:35:43] Oh, sorry.

[04:35:44] I go, I go, yeah, yeah.

[04:35:45] Over the middle.

[04:35:46] I demo, I bomb, I bomb.

[04:35:47] Here you go.

[04:35:48] Okay, I'm going to the right.

[04:35:49] I'm over the middle.

[04:35:50] No, I just missed that's my god learning. No chance here

[04:36:02] And

[04:36:10] Nice good luck, I got it

[04:36:16] I'm sorry oh

[04:36:20] Don't do that. We gotta keep good vibes. Good vibes, good vibes, good vibes, good vibes.

[04:36:24] Only positivity. I got it.

[04:36:29] You got it. Nice run. Good play.

[04:36:32] Cool. What's up dude?

[04:36:34] There it is. Okay, okay. You're good to go.

[04:36:38] Oh. Good play, bro.

[04:36:40] Oh.

[04:36:42] It's learning chat. It's learning.

[04:36:44] I tell you, I tell you. Now I go. I go, I go. You're by me.

[04:36:48] I'm gonna demo the teammate. I'm gonna demo.

[04:36:52] Oh, I fucked up my back.

[04:36:54] I come, I flip, I bump them.

[04:36:56] Nice.

[04:36:57] Easy.

[04:36:58] Don't do anything.

[04:36:59] Oh we got this game.

[04:37:01] No goals allowed, no goals allowed.

[04:37:03] It's okay, I'm coming back.

[04:37:05] I missed from the shoulder, I'm sorry.

[04:37:07] It's okay, it's okay, he was just there.

[04:37:09] I'm sorry.

[04:37:10] My bad, my bad. I'm mad at Slug.

[04:37:13] I missed my game.

[04:37:14] I'm sorry, it's fine.

[04:37:16] I'll play back, I'll play back.

[04:37:18] At this next hour and a half is all about building camp.

[04:37:21] I go, I go, I go, I go.

[04:37:22] You go, you go, yeah, you go.

[04:37:25] You dead, you dead.

[04:37:26] Nice, dad.

[04:37:27] I push to the right side, push to the right side.

[04:37:29] He missed.

[04:37:30] I'm up here.

[04:37:31] I go back.

[04:37:32] I go back.

[04:37:33] I go back.

[04:37:34] You go, you go.

[04:37:35] Nice.

[04:37:36] You go, you go.

[04:37:37] I go, I go.

[04:37:38] I think you, yeah, you.

[04:37:40] I'm going to go.

[04:37:41] Oh my god.

[04:37:42] I'm going to drop.

[04:37:43] Oh god.

[04:37:44] I'm about to shabby.

[04:37:45] I'm starting, I'm starting, I'm starting.

[04:37:47] No boost, no boost, no boost, no boost, no boost.

[04:37:49] I got no boost, no boost.

[04:37:50] I got no boost, no boost.

[04:37:51] I missed, you gotta save us.

[04:37:52] Ron, save us, save us, save us.

[04:37:55] Nice run, damn!

[04:37:57] Nope.

[04:37:58] Okay, gonna go for a minute.

[04:37:59] Nope.

[04:38:00] I got one.

[04:38:01] I got one.

[04:38:02] Okay, yeah.

[04:38:03] Aw, I kinda missed out.

[04:38:04] Get off, get off me, get off me.

[04:38:05] I had to take a spoon, so did you.

[04:38:07] Now I'm middle of you.

[04:38:08] Ron, middle of you.

[04:38:09] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[04:38:11] I'm staying back just in case.

[04:38:12] Yeah, I go back, I go back.

[04:38:13] Nope.

[04:38:14] I go- oh no.

[04:38:46] It's gonna bounce. It's gonna be weird for them.

[04:38:48] Accelerator, it's gonna be so sorry.

[04:38:50] It's okay. I got boost.

[04:38:52] Wait, Ron. Hold on.

[04:38:54] I see dragons.

[04:38:56] That's game.

[04:38:58] I got it. I got it. I got it.

[04:39:00] I'm gonna do that.

[04:39:02] I try to protect them.

[04:39:04] Good. Good.

[04:39:06] Open the window. Open the window.

[04:39:08] I got it.

[04:39:10] You. You. You. You.

[04:39:12] Next one!

[04:39:14] Yes! Yes!

[04:39:16] Yes!

[04:39:17] Good job, guys!

[04:39:19] Yes!

[04:39:20] I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.

[04:39:21] I'm playing for that. I'm playing for that. I'm playing for that. I'm playing for that.

[04:39:25] Good. Playing back. Playing back. Playing back.

[04:39:30] Can I miss?

[04:39:32] I go.

[04:39:33] I miss. Please, Ron, save me.

[04:39:35] I'm going back for that. I'm going back for that.

[04:39:37] Move those guys!

[04:39:39] Come on. Press up. I'm going to get mid boots. Where do I start?

[04:39:41] Take it back, boss. I've been a boss. I've been a boss.

[04:40:13] I go back you go up. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. I bumped him. Nice. Let it die. Let it die. Yes. Yes. Yes.

[04:40:26] Stop!

[04:40:26] They're real!

[04:40:28] They're real!

[04:40:30] Stop!

[04:40:33] Ron, let's go.

[04:40:34] Wait.

[04:40:35] They haven't...

[04:40:36] They have the same...

[04:40:37] Not bad.

[04:40:37] ...as us.

[04:40:38] What?

[04:40:40] Alright, run some music, bro.

[04:40:41] Come on.

[04:40:41] I'm gonna get the music from the main menu.

[04:40:43] Hold on, Chad.

[04:40:44] Hold on.

[04:40:45] Hold on.

[04:40:45] Chad, here we go!

[04:40:46] Here we go!

[04:40:47] Hold on!

[04:40:48] Chad, here we go!

[04:40:50] Here we go, bitches!

[04:40:53] Think we're 15 months?

[04:40:54] Ron, do this, bro.

[04:40:55] tournament tonight I will literally suck your penis as long as your girlfriend is okay with it

[04:41:00] I will suck up as long as the girlfriend is okay

[04:41:04] Ronny get back to the booth back to the

[04:41:06] oh no you go I go I'm not I'm not I go I go I go I go I go

[04:41:12] I bumped him he broke a one he broke a one okay the game is over

[04:41:16] I got it.

[04:41:23] I got it.

[04:41:26] I got it.

[04:41:29] He broke one, he broke one.

[04:41:32] I'm taking boost, I have boost, I have boost.

[04:41:35] I got it, I got it.

[04:41:39] I got it, I got it.

[04:41:41] What did Bobo say? Someone repeat it.

[04:41:43] And I go for the minute

[04:41:45] I have no points

[04:41:47] I go back for the back

[04:41:49] I go for the

[04:41:50] Ooh, that fuck up

[04:41:51] You go like a full fuck

[04:41:52] Oh no

[04:41:53] Nice, nice, nice

[04:41:54] Side to side

[04:41:55] I got it

[04:41:56] You want it?

[04:41:57] I got it, I got it

[04:41:59] Nope

[04:42:01] Yeah, I go for the minute

[04:42:04] You go, you go, you go

[04:42:05] You go

[04:42:07] Nice running

[04:42:09] Nope, no points

[04:42:40] Oh my god!

[04:42:42] No!

[04:42:44] Wait!

[04:42:46] This is what chemistry looks like!

[04:42:50] Oh, fuck, we're maxed out. We're maxed out right now.

[04:42:57] I had no boost. Alright, play.

[04:42:59] You dead, you dead, you dead.

[04:43:01] Oh my god, I'm all caffeinated and I'm running the door running high.

[04:43:04] I'm beating the challenge.

[04:43:06] I think this sure is great.

[04:43:09] playing that way that way that I got boost I've got boost waiting to say that

[04:43:19] I gotta go to OE okay well okay I don't got it I apologize it's okay it's okay

[04:43:27] little bit my fault my fault my fault yeah I do not oh my god see bro job

[04:43:33] there I should be put there I should be flippin down there on me no no wait

[04:44:07] come on come you go you go I go I got saved epic save no that's that was a

[04:44:16] good shot by him I had two epic saves there that's a good shot by him bro if

[04:44:20] he's giving some give credit to you bro credit to you big time credit

[04:44:23] to you go you go you go I'm playing for dead ball you go come on I did I did

[04:44:30] dead I said yes they weren't ready bro they were ready I go I go I go I did

[04:44:53] I did oh I'm lucky

[04:44:58] Happens happens you got

[04:45:09] Having a time my life in the air

[04:45:14] I go I go I go I go I go I go you go I go

[04:45:23] I hit it!

[04:45:23] Did I beam in that?

[04:45:25] Oh my god, that's in there.

[04:45:27] It's not.

[04:45:28] I got this.

[04:45:31] I got this.

[04:45:31] What happens?

[04:45:32] You go, you go!

[04:45:32] No mods!

[04:45:33] Can we get rid of this fucking emote?

[04:45:35] I know, I know.

[04:45:35] You go, you go.

[04:45:37] Okay, I'm not sad enough.

[04:45:40] Okay, I got this.

[04:45:41] You, it's right, you go.

[04:45:43] I go, I go, I go!

[04:45:45] Good go.

[04:45:45] You go, you go, you go!

[04:45:46] We're still going.

[04:45:47] Steady boost, steady boost.

[04:45:48] You go, you go.

[04:45:49] That's not every me, though.

[04:45:50] We're trying.

[04:45:51] We're trying to be here.

[04:45:52] H.

[04:45:53] I miss you.

[04:45:55] He missed, he missed, he missed.

[04:45:57] Oh!

[04:45:59] These guys are good at getting these 3 down.

[04:46:01] They're really good at the rebound.

[04:46:03] I think that's the second rebound.

[04:46:05] 3-3 though, we can't be mad, we can't be mad.

[04:46:07] Hold on.

[04:46:09] I was almost there too.

[04:46:11] Bro, I got it for you.

[04:46:13] I'm dead for you.

[04:46:15] Oh, fuck.

[04:46:17] Oh no.

[04:46:19] Bro, I'm down.

[04:46:21] I

[04:46:25] Know here oh my god. Oh my god

[04:46:32] Nice finish finish now. There's someone in the nash. I'll give them again

[04:46:43] No, I have to stop jumping but he's juke in me

[04:46:46] Hit I still boost

[04:46:48] You finished that I got I got I got I got

[04:46:53] No, he just

[04:46:56] Oh, no, are we

[04:47:01] Okay, I'm not playing that

[04:47:13] I go I go

[04:47:18] You're gonna have to do this.

[04:47:19] Get me over the middle.

[04:47:20] Over the middle.

[04:47:21] Over the middle.

[04:47:22] Hey!

[04:47:23] Oh my god!

[04:47:24] No!

[04:47:25] Help me out!

[04:47:26] Help me out!

[04:47:27] Help me out!

[04:47:28] Yes!

[04:47:29] You're actually so awesome.

[04:47:30] That was a nice hit.

[04:47:31] That was a nice hit.

[04:47:32] I got it.

[04:47:33] I got it.

[04:47:34] 29 seconds of p-dance.

[04:47:35] Just be over the pass.

[04:47:36] Get it!

[04:47:37] Get it!

[04:47:38] Keep it out.

[04:47:39] Just keep it out.

[04:47:40] I'm playing that.

[04:47:41] You wanna play?

[04:47:42] Back that way out.

[04:47:43] Yep.

[04:47:44] Yep.

[04:47:45] For now.

[04:47:46] You go.

[04:47:47] I could come back to the house.

[04:47:49] I took the basket.

[04:47:50] I'm getting it out.

[04:47:51] We start quick.

[04:47:52] We start.

[04:47:53] I'm going to keep getting it to them.

[04:47:54] He's staying in the net.

[04:47:55] It's the last part of the course.

[04:47:56] Good.

[04:47:57] I go.

[04:47:58] I go.

[04:47:59] I go.

[04:48:00] I go.

[04:48:01] I go.

[04:48:02] I go.

[04:48:03] I go.

[04:48:04] I go.

[04:48:05] I go.

[04:48:06] I go.

[04:48:07] I go.

[04:48:08] I go.

[04:48:09] I go.

[04:48:10] I go.

[04:48:11] I go.

[04:48:12] I go.

[04:48:13] I go.

[04:48:14] I go.

[04:48:15] I go.

[04:48:16] It's okay. Okay. I'm almost oh my god. I'm almost back to you fucking go

[04:48:22] Wait, why am I just saying bronze?

[04:48:26] Wait, what is this?

[04:48:30] We have ice, what is this?

[04:48:33] Guys, what is ambronce?

[04:48:36] Have us what is this eight hour stream length Jinx see per stream cost

[04:48:40] lost. Life of the output. $31,000. Estimated total.

[04:48:45] Oh, Chad, worth it or not? Worth it or not?

[04:48:47] Hi, guys. Is this a viewbotting receipt?

[04:48:52] Hi, guys. Are you dead at road?

[04:48:53] Nobody's chat. Nobody's viewbotting y'all.

[04:49:00] Rod, are you ready?

[04:49:05] I think I'm two wins away from flat two long.

[04:49:07] Can I trust you to just fucking be floating like that?

[04:49:10] I'm really locked right now I'm literally to win to make a plateau interstellar. That's kind of fake decent as fuck channel

[04:49:19] Check could you imagine if we complete the challenge and then one hour later when a tournament holy fuck

[04:49:25] Look at this guy the top left is a fan. You did that bro. Let's look at let's do that life

[04:49:30] See

[04:49:32] I go, I go.

[04:49:34] I think, I think.

[04:49:36] No, you go, you go, you go, you go.

[04:49:38] I go, I go.

[04:49:40] I go.

[04:49:42] Let's try this, dude.

[04:49:44] I'm going, I'm going.

[04:49:46] I next to the right.

[04:49:48] Yep, you to the left side of the map.

[04:49:50] You go, you go.

[04:49:52] Come on.

[04:49:54] Taking boost.

[04:49:56] Taking boost, taking boost.

[04:49:58] Wow!

[04:50:00] I

[04:50:25] That's a good shot that was the best I could have done

[04:50:30] awkward it was awkward I went forward and then back that was on me

[04:50:36] I get your victory come on

[04:50:37] I got it

[04:50:38] Ron I got it I got it I got it

[04:50:39] Alright I'm playing for dad I'm playing for dad I'm playing for dad

[04:50:41] Keep on you know

[04:50:44] Yup there it is

[04:50:47] Touch

[04:50:48] I have no boost

[04:50:50] I have no boost I have no boost

[04:50:53] I go I go I go

[04:50:54] Shoot shoot shoot

[04:51:26] Yeah, y'all see that

[04:51:28] You're doing it's not one I go out a little bit of a malfunction in my car

[04:51:39] Yep

[04:51:44] That could have been something special

[04:51:47] Me oh

[04:51:51] Wow way

[04:51:52] Wait, so he's you which means to keep this server so I think it seems like they

[04:51:59] answer

[04:52:01] My favorite refund the prediction

[04:52:03] This we thought hold on rock. I'm not I would literally punch this guy in the face

[04:52:08] You know we're better than them

[04:52:11] We didn't oh, no, they both didn't go I

[04:52:15] Lost a normal plan. Yep, normal plan. I

[04:52:19] I've never even seen a plane do that.

[04:52:24] Wait.

[04:52:25] Huh?

[04:52:26] Hey, what?

[04:52:27] We can still come back.

[04:52:28] We can still come back.

[04:52:29] We can still come back.

[04:52:30] You're going to forfeit?

[04:52:31] You're going to forfeit?

[04:52:32] No.

[04:52:33] Never give up.

[04:52:34] Never give up.

[04:52:35] He said in my bad Junko, which means he says anything to what I'm saying, which

[04:52:39] means he's in the stream, which means he Q-Smacks, and he's BQ, and he's player

[04:52:44] And you've never been and a separate and yet he's working and she's having and doing directional arrows to make some shots

[04:52:52] I mean, I'm literally not

[04:52:55] You're wrong one below me in our six. I'll buy by who we

[04:53:01] Just

[04:53:03] Locked in right I use my manipulation to get up

[04:53:07] Right she's so boring

[04:53:09] Okay, one below me in our six. You're bro. Honestly, bro. There'd be no point

[04:53:14] I'm carrying bro. I have a hatch right around. I think it's giving us gold

[04:53:21] No, there's no way you try now you try

[04:53:26] Don't go leave me alone. Yo, bro, you went out of your way to choose that and see type on the first

[04:53:31] like literally help up

[04:53:33] Yeah guys just forfeit

[04:53:35] you would out of your way to stream snap and use my box gun

[04:53:43] help bully

[04:53:44] shumbl fucking control me up your hand

[04:53:48] help bully

[04:53:49] I used 5G and I was nothing but the one

[04:53:51] there's all the intent to run

[04:53:53] help bully

[04:53:54] I go, I go.

[04:54:05] Hold on now.

[04:54:18] I demo to the opposite.

[04:54:21] I go, I go.

[04:54:24] Such kind words chat from the bald sperm.

[04:54:29] I'm fucking on the city, yeah?

[04:54:30] Okay.

[04:54:31] I got it, I got it.

[04:54:33] Okay, I got it.

[04:54:34] I got it.

[04:54:35] I got it.

[04:54:36] I got it.

[04:54:37] I got it.

[04:54:38] I got it.

[04:54:39] I got it.

[04:54:40] I got it.

[04:54:41] I got it.

[04:54:42] I got it.

[04:54:43] Oh my god, it's over.

[04:54:44] Please, please, oh my god.

[04:54:46] Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, get it, get it.

[04:54:50] Blocks.

[04:54:50] I'm like drooling right now, playing a new analysis.

[04:54:56] Ron, you got it, you got it, you got it.

[04:54:57] Okay.

[04:54:58] Ah, that.

[04:54:59] I can hear you.

[04:55:00] I see you.

[04:55:31] Shit

[04:56:01] Locked Ralph

[04:56:06] Let me have it. Let me have it. I don't

[04:56:10] Chicksie, please

[04:56:12] So

[04:56:15] I go I go I go I go

[04:56:31] Oh, he got it over me.

[04:56:37] Of course, the one time he misses his teammate just as far as I knew it was going to happen.

[04:56:43] There you go.

[04:56:44] Play back.

[04:56:45] Wait.

[04:56:46] Pizza is armed.

[04:56:47] The pizza is aggressive.

[04:56:48] I go, I go.

[04:56:49] Wait.

[04:56:50] Here you go.

[04:56:51] I go, I go.

[04:56:54] I'll wait.

[04:56:56] You go, you go.

[04:57:01] Get the bathroom out of the room.

[04:57:06] No.

[04:57:06] Oh no, oh no, oh no!

[04:57:08] I'll leave it on top.

[04:57:12] Nice!

[04:57:18] I'm gonna have to kill, kill me.

[04:57:19] I wish I could aerial I go

[04:57:29] I miss I think my face and you go oh no no no I take them to I take them to

[04:57:39] Oh

[04:57:46] No, me oh

[04:57:53] You're just I go I go I go

[04:57:55] Yo, bro, um, but you have like 15 IQ

[04:58:00] He's like typing in the chat

[04:58:03] But they're saying we're doing cardio right now. He's sitting in that intentionally not for like the second four

[04:58:08] when ever he wants you realize that man.

[04:58:10] We can't. He's not better than me.

[04:58:14] This guy can score whenever he needs it.

[04:58:16] He's doing direct to my air roll this year.

[04:58:18] Like if you actually think this guy's not perfect, you are so fucking stupid.

[04:58:29] You're so fucking stupid.

[04:58:31] If you look at him and they think this guy's not bad.

[04:58:33] He's sitting in the back of the main.

[04:58:35] If the game is the longest against, we can get the attack and then he has to give this mom.

[04:58:37] Mom goes to the club every single night getting absolutely f**king patted in the f**king app.

[04:58:41] Yo! Seriously?

[04:58:43] Bro, he's strenghthout he got a smurf, Rob.

[04:58:45] What do you mean, Sam? Like, I really despise this guy.

[04:58:50] He has mom gives good head.

[04:58:52] What, no, give her some nice words.

[04:58:55] Like, you just do him this for attention.

[04:58:56] He's gonna stretch the game on as long as you got some hit.

[04:58:59] Jump too far. Yo, bro, literally f**k you and f**k your mom.

[04:59:03] Your mom raised you.

[04:59:07] Is it stream sniping? I'm slurping on a fucking 10 year old video game.

[04:59:10] Your mom raised you. Fuck you.

[04:59:12] Your mom drank a bunch of fucking beer before she had you.

[04:59:14] Yeah, fuck you. You'll see it immediately, fuck you.

[04:59:21] He's just gonna keep sitting here to get the infection that he has to get on his own.

[04:59:26] I don't know what he just did. He just called me the Edward.

[04:59:28] Yeah, buddy, you want to come fuck a type show on the game come meet me real life

[04:59:34] I'm not about that gamer 3-7-1-2 braw those video city breath

[04:59:43] I'm gonna fuck if you'll be at the match bro come stab me challenge you

[04:59:47] Yeah, yeah

[04:59:50] You just give you the longest game

[04:59:58] And the game for fuck's sake yeah guys was like a literal like champ on us

[05:00:05] Give me a sub and I'll stop you know what I don't need you to stop get a line

[05:00:08] I need you to stop. I don't need you to stop. We're gonna win get a fucking life

[05:00:11] I'm not bad for get a fucking life in this big

[05:00:14] I

[05:00:16] Don't need you to fucking get a sub row. We're gonna beat him. We're literally gonna beat him. I'll bump him bro

[05:00:20] You can hear me. I'll bump him

[05:00:30] Chill out yo bro get a life get a life get a job get a life get a life

[05:00:35] You're screaming and squirreling on a 10 year old today

[05:00:37] Get a life get a job get a girlfriend get some pussy get some ass get some money

[05:00:41] I literally despise you I fucking hate you with like every boat in my body

[05:00:45] I'm gonna do everything about how to get your coffee

[05:00:50] And I broke my coffee cup and there's coffee I left in my floor

[05:00:56] Thanks, bro. You let a little ass get to you. I actually despise you. I hate you so much. Please go to the match

[05:01:03] All right, let me go clean this coffee off my floor because there's literally like a pound of coffee on my floor and a

[05:01:11] I'm having fun at least maybe some W's in my chat. I'm low key having a blast it's

[05:01:27] quarters all too high bro I gotta lower my light chest a little bright in here

[05:01:35] right? Hey, boys.

[05:01:40] Yo, it's fucking beautiful outside.

[05:01:43] Holy shit.

[05:01:49] I shit so stupid with the fucking voice every fucking game I

[05:01:53] played for the my entire fucking five, six years of fucking

[05:01:55] streaming. It's just all riddled with the same fucking

[05:01:58] bullshit fucking versions every time. Just stream snipe Q

[05:02:02] Snack Smurf stream snack you Sacks nerve

[05:02:05] I'm dead serious stream snack you Snack Smurf stream snack you Snack Smurfs

[05:02:10] It's gone. It's gone. Relax. Dude relax. What's up, bro? Like the Jacks, bro

[05:02:14] Cortisol jigsie a cortisol your cortisol full force

[05:02:17] Like in your court as a somewhat. You're literally in GTA someone should actually beat the fuck out of you

[05:02:29] Jigsie seriously dude

[05:02:32] I

[05:02:36] Haven't 30 months DG. Can I be honest with you?

[05:02:43] Exit

[05:02:46] See

[05:02:48] Exit

[05:02:50] Now I spilled coffee all over my floor, my fucking fucking floor is probably fucking ruined.

[05:02:56] Bro stop it, I'm gonna hit my-

[05:02:57] FUCKING GROUND!

[05:02:59] Everyone go to the chat and put baby rage.

[05:03:01] Fucking toilet paper.

[05:03:02] Everyone type baby rage in the chat.

[05:03:04] Oh my god, please play me in Siege, I'll literally bend you over to table and fuck you in the ass,

[05:03:08] repeatedly.

[05:03:09] Please God play me in Siege.

[05:03:11] You talking to me?

[05:03:12] Play me in Siege, you dog-shit-ass fucking kid.

[05:03:14] You're champing this game?

[05:03:16] You're champing this game.

[05:03:17] You're smurfing and you're not even in the top fucking 1% of your game.

[05:03:21] Oh my god, you are literally ass.

[05:03:25] Are you gonna fuck my ass? I'm confused.

[05:03:28] I'm ready.

[05:03:33] Chad, what's the best color combination to go to, bruh?

[05:03:36] Maybe for 10 months, Josh?

[05:03:41] I'm trying to think here.

[05:03:43] Is this worth it or is this kinda eh? Is this good or bad, Chad?

[05:03:47] Oh, why that fake copy is fuck

[05:04:02] What the fuck?

[05:04:13] What the fuck?

[05:04:16] Ew.

[05:04:18] I f-

[05:04:19] Oh, hell no.

[05:04:21] Did he say what I think he just said?

[05:04:23] Yeah, I feel like this game needs to add more cool skins.

[05:04:26] Like, especially while it's like poppin' poppin'.

[05:04:32] Yeah, bro, you missed it. Oh my fucking god, bro

[05:04:50] Yo, Rod, I'm back. I'm back. Hold up one sec one sec. Yo, bro that guy got a lot of you smurf in video games

[05:04:56] Dude like like if you smurf in video games like your mom literally should have swallowed you your existence

[05:05:02] If you smurfing video games like I genuinely fucking despise I hate you

[05:05:08] Yeah, well, I can only imagine how our next games are going

[05:05:12] You're right. I'm back. It's up, bro

[05:05:18] I'm back. I'm back

[05:05:21] How's it going bro?

[05:05:23] Seem a little bit tense. Are you good?

[05:05:26] No, it's it's just it's it's it's

[05:05:28] It's okay. Hey, hold on. Hold on. It's every game after me every minute every hour

[05:05:36] Yo, my jigsie jigsie jigsie someone's tree. Let me talk. Let me talk. Let me talk

[05:05:41] Bro, it could be worse. You dead ass could be borrowed

[05:05:55] This guy serious

[05:05:58] I

[05:06:06] Rest in the coffee mug. Yeah, that was like my favorite coffee mug to fuck that bomb ass coffee mug. I'll go fuck

[05:06:13] Just lock in bro

[05:06:15] Hey, Kaylee just beat flip. I'm not a controller in my ass

[05:06:20] No, you're already complaining. I mean, we're gonna lose all momentum. I hate you

[05:06:26] I'm not even kidding take off your headset smack your right face smack the left side of your face

[05:06:31] Call yourself a fucking bad boy and lock back in

[05:06:34] Please

[05:06:37] I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it

[05:06:41] All right, they're not smoothing I guess I'll do

[05:06:45] Good dead

[05:06:49] Nice

[05:06:56] is gay

[05:06:58] good

[05:07:00] all right let's lock in your pencil bro

[05:07:04] we're gonna reset our mental speed

[05:07:08] remember they're good but they're not great

[05:07:13] oh no i almost aerials oh my god it shows no no no that's all that's all

[05:07:52] I miss you. Go you go. Yes. Yes. Yes. Where are you? Where are you? Oh my god, that was you

[05:07:59] No

[05:08:01] No

[05:08:03] Okay, there you go. Hey, I got it

[05:08:06] Thank you

[05:08:10] I told you bro, come on come on

[05:08:14] I'm getting better at video games by the day bro. I go I go I go I go I go me home you like a

[05:08:20] You go you go you go. Oh

[05:08:22] oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

[05:08:28] no no bucky

[05:08:35] you go

[05:08:38] jack tell me we are not willing to get to her man yes or no

[05:08:42] no it's all about your mental bro i go i go i go mio

[05:08:47] I

[05:08:49] Ball fuck my ass holds like cream

[05:08:53] I literally pick your speech to my mom used to say oh fuck

[05:08:56] Kids you weren't there for that. What were you doing? Yeah, it's not good. Look at the philosophy. That's not good

[05:09:02] What do we do about it?

[05:09:06] I mean not go under it. I go I go stressors that

[05:09:17] I actually have like come out of my mouth right now way I'm like

[05:09:35] I tried to go for a gory pinch day and it went the other side what are you talking about yeah

[05:09:52] So you miss the ball you miss the ball

[05:09:56] So hey, let's not do this team language. That actually

[05:10:08] Look kind of nice right now, okay, I mean if you want me to tell us in the ones

[05:10:13] Where don't you have a coffee mug to prepare?

[05:10:45] You miss tournament? No, Chow. We missed... Chow, we missed the pentathlon. Those tournaments fucking suck.

[05:10:52] Not my best.

[05:10:55] She's time to get rid of it.

[05:10:58] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[05:11:01] Nice. Good, good go.

[05:11:03] I take my boots. I take my boots. I demo.

[05:11:07] I miss demo.

[05:11:08] She's at the middle.

[05:11:10] I'm back.

[05:11:11] That's going to drop on the map, isn't it?

[05:11:16] Oh!

[05:11:17] Bro, I said it was crazy safe.

[05:11:22] Crazy.

[05:11:23] And that's why you're so fucking good and just...

[05:11:25] I want to suck you off, bro.

[05:11:27] I'm dead ass.

[05:11:28] I want to suck on your head.

[05:11:30] I don't even want to suck on your penis.

[05:11:31] It's your bald, sweaty head.

[05:11:34] I go.

[05:11:35] You go.

[05:11:36] I'm back.

[05:11:38] Standing mid boost.

[05:11:40] I go

[05:11:46] I go

[05:11:49] Over my asshole. Can you go hit it out? Oh that was

[05:12:01] I get dumped on by Kayley good job daily that it that it

[05:12:06] What

[05:12:09] Dead oh my god more than dead

[05:12:21] I go I go I go

[05:12:23] I mean, you said I don't yeah, then you went for it. I know but I thought like you were gonna go for it

[05:12:38] But that doesn't make any sense. But then you went for the ball

[05:12:43] All right, I go it's okay, bro. Come on. Okay

[05:12:45] Okay

[05:12:49] Dad please thank you. Oh no

[05:13:03] You tried stealing and you sold us

[05:13:15] You're actually the guy you're actually the guy from

[05:13:23] Y'all suck

[05:13:25] Rob you dead again I go I dead

[05:13:31] Next go wins

[05:13:35] Just get it out or no

[05:13:38] Or now

[05:13:45] Run back you're back back back back back back back back back back back back!

[05:13:47] Oh my god you're back!

[05:13:48] Get fucking back!

[05:13:50] Nice shot!

[05:13:52] Nice run! Okay!

[05:13:53] I-I-I died!

[05:13:54] No I died I died!

[05:13:55] I-I-I died!

[05:13:56] You dead you dead you dead

[05:13:57] You dead!

[05:13:59] Wait that's kind of a good kick off for us.

[05:14:01] I want to take the back loose.

[05:14:03] Ditch it!

[05:14:04] Ditch it!

[05:14:04] I took the back loose.

[05:14:07] I bump one I demoed the other.

[05:14:12] I'm a nat I'm a nat!

[05:14:13] Kayle, you stupid fuck!

[05:14:16] I'm on the middle of a run.

[05:14:18] He pinched me. He broke one.

[05:14:20] Popped him.

[05:14:21] Wait, what?

[05:14:22] Is he? Good.

[05:14:24] Bro, chill with that, Sam.

[05:14:26] I'm asking for this. I'm asking.

[05:14:27] Who's Sam, bro?

[05:14:28] I'm here.

[05:14:31] I'm there to get back if I'm up, Sam.

[05:14:33] Oh!

[05:14:34] Daddy. No!

[05:14:35] Shit!

[05:14:36] Finish the pinching.

[05:14:37] Fuck.

[05:14:38] Bro, yes!

[05:14:39] Yes!

[05:14:40] Yes!

[05:14:41] Yes!

[05:14:42] YES!

[05:14:44] This is my lane!

[05:14:46] Run! Let's push! Run!

[05:14:49] Oh my god! Yes! Run!

[05:14:52] Yes!

[05:14:54] Yes, buddy!

[05:15:00] Locked.

[05:15:03] Locked.

[05:15:05] Kayle, you just got mobbed. Simple.

[05:15:10] No boost.

[05:15:11] I go I go ready up right now

[05:15:14] we've only lost to Smurfs buddy that's it

[05:15:21] no boys

[05:15:24] run we've only lost to Smurfs holy orah

[05:15:27] Jack holy orah

[05:15:29] what's your letter again

[05:15:31] um what food what food what food

[05:15:36] DMV DMV DMV oh no my DMV my DMV

[05:15:39] DMB what is DMB DMB my dick and balls shut the fuck up lock in come on let's go

[05:15:51] Good nice arena. I don't you like this

[05:16:09] I miss boosts. Good Jemos, bro.

[05:16:14] I'm off when I'm off when I'm off.

[05:16:16] There it is.

[05:16:18] I fake child. I aerial.

[05:16:23] I aerial score.

[05:16:28] Oh no, oh no, oh no.

[05:16:30] Relax, relax.

[05:16:34] Little aerial.

[05:16:36] Oh no, oh no. Me how?

[05:16:38] I don't fuck it.

[05:16:50] 11 months.

[05:16:51] Thank you for the 11 months, bro.

[05:16:52] I just appreciate it over here.

[05:16:54] Agent Contra, appreciate you, bro.

[05:16:56] I'm locked right now, though.

[05:16:58] I got it.

[05:16:59] Nice job.

[05:17:00] Who's Billy Bob is inviting to pop a bomb?

[05:17:03] Oh no, oh no, oh no.

[05:17:05] Oh no, we overcommitted both of us and they suck.

[05:17:12] You go.

[05:17:12] Good, I go, I go, don't worry.

[05:17:16] Oh, I worry, I worry, you go.

[05:17:20] Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

[05:17:22] If you type W assist your band, W pass your band.

[05:17:25] I was not, I was just trying to do that on the side.

[05:17:26] What are you?

[05:17:27] Oh my, oh my.

[05:17:29] Oh no, oh no.

[05:17:32] Bro, we could really settle this in the box.

[05:17:35] You want to do a one after this? Do a one-one.

[05:17:37] If you're not better than me on one-one, you actually need to retire.

[05:17:40] Nah, I think we do a one-one more.

[05:17:42] Just so like, we know who to blame.

[05:17:45] When we need to turn it.

[05:17:49] Bruh.

[05:17:51] Good.

[05:17:57] Nah, because I'm getting blamed. I'm getting blamed.

[05:18:00] No one's blaming you. You're just mad, bruh. Mad because of that.

[05:18:33] are you already tired? I'm so tired.

[05:18:39] I would admit it. Hey, I go.

[05:18:44] Let's give me a little run, run. Be there.

[05:18:50] Alright.

[05:18:52] Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[05:18:54] Hey, what? Where did you go to the net bar?

[05:18:56] He went to the net. Why are you running away from me?

[05:18:59] Hey, let me watch his back!

[05:19:00] No, no, I'm not gonna let him go!

[05:19:01] What are you?!

[05:19:02] What are you?!

[05:19:04] Ron, realize how hard that is for me to say.

[05:19:09] So wait, Jack, if Ron flicks his pack, it's not a skull.

[05:19:12] But if I don't take a one-on-one break away with no boost, it's my fault.

[05:19:16] Told you, I'm going in.

[05:19:19] I'm going in.

[05:19:20] Go to Mochi, go to Mochi, go to Mochi, go to Mochi.

[05:19:23] Here's what I'm gonna say.

[05:19:24] We're gonna do one-on-one after this.

[05:19:26] Whoever wins gets to play their opponent.

[05:19:29] Okay, I go I go I go I go I go I go I did I did I did

[05:19:46] FX a why not oh

[05:19:48] Oh

[05:19:53] Oh

[05:19:57] You got that oh no

[05:20:04] Well, I mean you're just ball-chasing so you're always there

[05:20:08] Yo, you just bumped me

[05:20:18] Nice.

[05:20:36] Come on, Mods. Start running the prediction.

[05:20:38] We are out. We're gonna win.

[05:20:40] Mods, run the prediction right now.

[05:21:18] doing everything

[05:21:28] All you're doing is just sitting in the net not doing anything. I'm deading it. I'm deading it

[05:21:40] You're in the net it doesn't matter

[05:21:48] hit it

[05:21:53] alright

[05:21:55] run!

[05:21:58] oh no

[05:22:00] that was your fault you didn't tell me to go for it

[05:22:02] you didn't tell me you were going for it

[05:22:04] if you missed the ball you should just assume that I'm going for it

[05:22:07] but you didn't say I go we always said that

[05:22:09] this is insane

[05:22:10] alright alright get it get it on score oh god get it on score

[05:22:13] you fucker

[05:22:15] come on, come on, Tixie, come on, Tixie

[05:22:17] you're dead

[05:22:19] what are you doing

[05:22:21] promise it, promise it

[05:22:23] oh my

[05:22:25] listen bro

[05:22:27] if you want

[05:22:29] yo, yeah

[05:22:31] the whole thing

[05:22:33] this guy, this guy

[05:22:35] bro

[05:22:37] this guy

[05:22:39] this guy

[05:22:41] I

[05:22:54] Whoever wins is the new coach shot. I go I go

[05:23:01] Jack whoever let's go. All right. This is wait. Wait. You changed my color my car. I don't know the right car

[05:23:08] Jack whoever wins is the new coach

[05:23:41] RIDI!

[05:23:43] SIGN!

[05:23:50] I'll grab a win since the loot comes.

[05:24:06] Good shot, but not that enough.

[05:24:08] Fuck.

[05:24:09] Shot we're gonna sit in the net once again, bro, cuz you don't know how to fight

[05:24:14] What I like this is soccer game, dude

[05:24:19] Wait wait

[05:24:21] easy boys easy boys but you know how to put better start than me I don't know how to

[05:24:50] I'm dead serious like what are you actually doing like what are you

[05:25:14] Alright, c'mon, let's play for Red now, play for Red now, play for Red now.

[05:25:18] Bro, I just want to play for Ripple.

[05:25:24] Not too gold.

[05:25:27] Those golds don't count, everyone knows that. Can I get some retreats? Those aren't real skillful golds.

[05:25:32] That's just golds that are like, 8 out of 5 gift there, I'll brief.

[05:25:36] Great round. What is your rank?

[05:25:37] Okay.

[05:25:41] Bro, what's your rank and what is it?

[05:25:43] Blondes

[05:25:54] Yeah

[05:26:13] He's only been trying.

[05:26:15] He's only been trying.

[05:26:23] Stop, stop, stop.

[05:26:25] Please.

[05:26:27] Ron, stop.

[05:26:28] Ron, it's more embarrassing if I do this.

[05:26:30] You know that, Ron.

[05:26:32] Stop.

[05:26:39] I'm going to try this trick.

[05:26:43] I don't know that even a 25 it's W's row on row on row on that's not one site

[05:27:11] That's what you get, that's what you get, that's karma!

[05:27:24] Bro, there wasn't a rule one, you psycho, that's karma!

[05:27:32] Like, why are you actually taking boosts?

[05:27:38] boost like what does that do yeah but you're not like good

[05:27:49] actually I thought I'm out of this I actually get lost I am never in a

[05:27:55] I'm gonna need to stop this guy.

[05:27:57] Oh my god, I'm gonna win that I fought.

[05:28:05] I'm actually gonna make myself a living.

[05:28:09] Yeah.

[05:28:25] Oh

[05:28:44] Dad of course you get that spot all the time

[05:28:50] All right, I could come back this would be sick

[05:29:25] I just feel like everything went wrong guys.

[05:30:15] GGs! GGs! Bye bye!

[05:30:19] How about you have it? How about you have it? Oh, god, how about you?

[05:30:21] I have like a deal for you.

[05:30:25] How about you keep going? No, keep doing it. Keep doing it.

[05:30:27] Keep doing it.

[05:30:28] I'll just see if I can get the blocks.

[05:30:29] Come on, yo, go ahead.

[05:30:30] Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, you can just, I'll just stand in that. I'll stand in that.

[05:30:38] You're ass.

[05:30:39] Like, you're actually ass. Like, I'm not even, like I'm...

[05:30:42] Like, I don't even know. Like, you're not even probable, bro.

[05:30:45] your dead ass like what are you doing man if you beat me what's your deal

[05:30:54] what's your deal we play again if you beat me I give you 500 subs okay fine

[05:31:02] all right deal yeah deal you know relax you are why are you not like

[05:31:08] That's what I have to lose, I don't want to heal this.

[05:31:11] Okay, 500 subs me.

[05:31:12] That was a fluke, man.

[05:31:18] Kinda needs this to hack some of this stuff.

[05:31:25] Like, you're going for a boost too much.

[05:31:27] It's not gonna help you.

[05:31:38] I'm just dead ass to stop going for fucking boots.

[05:31:56] Jeff, this guy gets every bow. I swear to God, he does.

[05:31:58] Watch.

[05:32:02] All right.

[05:32:27] No good shot good shot good shot good shot good shot. I should give you credit good shot good shot. That was a good shot

[05:32:34] That's a good shot

[05:32:39] No one no one

[05:32:44] No one I was gonna get you

[05:32:56] Oh, Jeff, hold the car, let's not get chased, we're done!

[05:33:06] I actually cannot get away from you, I mean, nothing will go.

[05:33:26] balance is the worst case scenario of course it's still rams into my car is

[05:33:35] This is intentional. Are you actually this smart?

[05:33:52] brought me home

[05:34:05] fuck, I didn't know how to do that, how do you do that?

[05:34:21] nice shot, nice shot

[05:34:33] don't get nervous wait what wait wait so wait wait so so now you have so when

[05:34:40] you put money on the line all of a sudden you become like a proud hold on

[05:34:43] now what wait wait wait chat so all of a sudden so all of a sudden

[05:35:02] Also all of a sudden

[05:35:04] Roddy Roddy, this is what happens when I get about see I got about

[05:35:10] Wounds are very luck based no matter how much people don't want to get that or not play so much. He's in his room. Lol

[05:35:16] Lol chat must he's in his room?

[05:35:19] Lol

[05:35:30] Talk to yourself

[05:35:32] Now you know what this means, you have to know the game 3 at the time.

[05:35:48] I mean you're actually like incredible out of that.

[05:35:51] You're like always on balance, always within that mount.

[05:35:54] You're never out of position.

[05:35:55] I mean, sweet mother of the world.

[05:35:58] Who is this guy?

[05:36:00] I got something. Yeah, I'm just gonna go to the fall. It's so silly, I should go running.

[05:36:14] People are like, come on. But I'm scared of running into him because he wins the pounce

[05:36:20] every time. I don't know how, I've won like one bounce. Yep, there's another bounce.

[05:36:25] What is this?

[05:36:42] One

[05:36:55] AHHHHHHHHH

[05:36:56] AHHHHHHHHH

[05:36:57] AHHHHHHHHH

[05:36:58] AHHHHHHHHH

[05:37:00] This human being gets every bounce.

[05:37:03] I mean, oh my-

[05:37:03] Is God on your side?

[05:37:06] Thank-

[05:37:06] No, thank-

[05:37:07] Well-

[05:37:07] Well, what-

[05:37:08] Well, what-

[05:37:09] Well, what-

[05:37:09] Well, what is wrong with this-

[05:37:10] Wait, that's actually-

[05:37:13] You have to wait for the stage

[05:37:14] Now you don't care anymore

[05:37:15] Or you have-

[05:37:16] You have to have a-

[05:37:23] Oh!

[05:37:23] That's breaking worldwide, that's what you get.

[05:37:25] On everything I love, that's what you get for breaking one.

[05:37:28] Don't break one one.

[05:37:30] Don't break it.

[05:37:32] Stop breaking it.

[05:37:33] I can't stand the light.

[05:37:34] Stop!

[05:37:35] If I ever record, you just get every bounce.

[05:37:43] That was it, but I can't fall.

[05:37:55] Nooo! Nooo!

[05:37:57] Chad I can't tell the brawls the greatest player ever or

[05:38:02] if I've lost every 50-50 for the last 20 minutes.

[05:38:07] It's another normal mouse, I mean fuck me in the ass.

[05:38:18] No! See like I let it go overtime last time for you and you didn't do it for me?

[05:38:23] for me? That's cringe. Cringe. Cringe. Cringe. Cringe. Cringe. Cringe. Cringe. Sure, well,

[05:38:41] I'm not, I'm not wagering on this. You're like actually, I don't know what to say. I can't

[05:38:48] beat this guy that was cringe bro

[05:38:58] right you don't think it's serious right barely play rocket league plays way

[05:39:03] more just so happened that he's playing like all you do do

[05:39:18] Okay, I mean that did absolutely nothing for you, like that's what I'm trying to talk about,

[05:39:26] it's like you do like useless ass shit.

[05:39:28] I mean you broke one once again.

[05:39:36] Broke one once again.

[05:39:38] See now I'm playing three, here we go.

[05:39:41] That was just fine.

[05:39:42] Yeah, well emoji, that's a cool emoji.

[05:40:15] 30 minutes y'all 30 minutes, no, you're making it again

[05:40:26] you know what rule one is yeah you right rule one is hey yo every time the car talks

[05:40:33] I don't know what to do about the war zone.

[05:40:44] Why am I playing so fucking bad?

[05:40:52] It's almost right in the corner.

[05:41:03] Oh, right again.

[05:41:09] French.

[05:41:10] See, this is what I'm saying, it's annoying, it's like I know I'm capable of playing well.

[05:41:17] It doesn't matter.

[05:41:18] I know I'm capable of playing well.

[05:41:19] It's got a lamiki.

[05:41:20] It's lamiki.

[05:41:21] It's lamiki.

[05:41:24] Everyone knows it's lamiki.

[05:41:25] Spam it up.

[05:41:26] I mean this guy is not bad!

[05:41:33] Like this guy is not bad!

[05:41:38] We're one, we're one, we're one!

[05:41:46] Rich, are you rich?

[05:41:49] I bet it's not who wants to psych off.

[05:41:56] You're a little bumper.

[05:42:03] You're a little bumper.

[05:42:05] Yeah, bro, I'm a little bumper.

[05:42:08] This guy's a little bumper.

[05:42:11] No!

[05:42:13] No!

[05:42:15] No!

[05:42:17] I'm still ass!

[05:42:27] I'm still ass!

[05:42:30] Yeah, what do they outdo in this tournament? What do they outdo?

[05:42:35] I think we win, bro.

[05:42:39] That was insane.

[05:42:41] if you ever want

[05:42:43] I never want

[05:42:45] if you ever want to turn it on

[05:42:47] I never want either

[05:42:49] now that I've said one

[05:42:52] why is my car flipped

[05:42:53] it's a row

[05:42:54] Chad just because he says what percent

[05:42:56] doesn't mean you have to say 29

[05:42:58] fucking weirdos

[05:43:08] god this is kind of super

[05:43:11] Oh, bro, I don't know what to do when my, like, thing goes upside down, like, bump.

[05:43:23] Heh, bump.

[05:43:27] I'm not winning tonight.

[05:43:29] Nah, bro, we're gonna win.

[05:43:31] We're gonna win.

[05:43:32] Shut the fuck up.

[05:43:33] We're gonna win.

[05:43:35] No, I fucking missed the jump, but you know what I do on Patakala is I just tap A like

[05:43:47] really slow.

[05:43:50] Like I tap it and don't tap again.

[05:43:52] You have to be the most mechanically challenged player I've ever seen.

[05:43:56] Thanks man, happy Thursday and see you soon as well.

[05:43:59] Fuck her.

[05:44:05] I don't know why I'm going for Kevlar there.

[05:44:08] I actually like, I hand out goals like they're cookies.

[05:44:10] What am I doing?

[05:44:12] Jesus Christ.

[05:44:14] I mean, is there anything wrong with me?

[05:44:18] This should be game.

[05:44:19] Thank you.

[05:44:22] Alright.

[05:44:26] no fucking way rev up those friars cuz I'm sure hungry for some

[05:44:36] Oh my god

[05:44:48] My gently this back

[05:44:57] They came wrong

[05:45:06] I

[05:45:08] Remember when I let you go for it notice the difference shot you notice the difference or no

[05:45:14] You notice the difference or no like how one person let's go like it's I do see it

[05:45:27] It's whatever bro, whatever Congrats bro you play more than me you're better who would have thought fuck you

[05:45:36] round deal we got 20 so turn out what is this email they're typing in my chat

[05:45:42] please stop round deal round deal um let's play some rank let's win a turn

[05:45:47] I decided to assert dominance

[05:45:50] I'm going to go tinkle.

[05:45:55] I'm going to go tinkle.

[05:45:58] I'm going to go tinkle.

[05:46:04] Everyone knows how that's not how you assert your dominance.

[05:46:07] Can I get a fact?

[05:46:08] Hey, where did my color go?

[05:46:12] Let me help.

[05:46:21] Guys stop with this fucking emote that is the 10th time he took a piss in the last hour is he fucking like smoking dick

[05:46:37] So when you guys gonna stop with this emote I'm a little confused how do you redeem? How do you redeem?

[05:46:50] Wait.

[05:46:57] How do you redeem?

[05:47:07] Stop trolling me for one second.

[05:47:12] Oh.

[05:47:15] Oh.

[05:47:16] Oh

[05:47:19] Oh

[05:47:22] Oh

[05:47:28] Rod Dale dangle yes, are you ready?

[05:47:33] Well, I'm fucking horny. That's what I am. I need fucking sex right now

[05:47:38] What happened in 35 seconds? I was gone

[05:47:42] My penis went up

[05:47:44] You got hard from just the rocketing menu.

[05:47:49] I love it.

[05:47:50] And yet I think that's a sign of high testosterone, right?

[05:47:54] Random boners, random erections.

[05:47:56] Ron, if you continue to do so, low T or high T?

[05:47:59] Um, we're going to the gym supply high.

[05:48:02] It's gasoline.

[05:48:08] Ron, your T doesn't depend on if you go to the gym or not.

[05:48:12] Someone tell him chat someone tell him your teeth. It does your teeth. What's your fucking idiot?

[05:48:18] Hey dumb

[05:48:21] We sent coming over to go it literally does mr. Escher chin

[05:48:28] Wait it does

[05:48:30] Wait for chat but none of them stat isn't majority of it just natural

[05:48:35] I mean yeah, but like you get a lot if you go to the gym, right?

[05:48:38] Yeah, but like it's not like it matters in the scheme of things like I just know it definitely

[05:48:44] Duh, it definitely does rose some kids in like seventh grade. I don't know

[05:48:49] The gym is Q at all. Like it's like that's RNG. I'm saying like

[05:48:55] Yeah, but I'm saying like

[05:48:57] If I want high tests right now

[05:49:00] Not Jim

[05:49:02] Higher than what I have

[05:49:04] You know, I'm I understand what I'm saying. It's like

[05:49:06] Like, there was kids in my middle school with full-blown...

[05:49:11] What are you doing in the net?

[05:49:12] Yo.

[05:49:13] Bro, I don't care what kids in your middle school are doing though!

[05:49:15] I just need to get out of these lines!

[05:49:16] That doesn't matter!

[05:49:18] Chad, listen.

[05:49:19] There was kids in middle school with full-blown beard, seventh grade, not working out.

[05:49:23] Like, I understand the gym helps and everything, but the majority of your testosterone is bad.

[05:49:30] How much estrogen do you think you have?

[05:49:32] Bro, I don't have any estrogen, buddy.

[05:49:34] Are you deaf? I'm deaf.

[05:49:35] Definitely five of them out, which is okay

[05:49:40] Like no one's gonna judge you

[05:49:43] Me I might judge you actually

[05:49:46] I'll test in the chat, but you're on are you ever on defense like I'm the general

[05:49:51] Rock would let us sort of make a little ten minutes. You gotta call it

[05:49:56] You got a call when you want you say I'm in that okay bet and then I go I'm in that what we do, bro

[05:50:05] No, but it's just it chat facts or no, it's all about co-ops like in the beginning levels in the back stays in net

[05:50:17] Like watch ready you stand that for a second

[05:50:23] See all right now we both go up

[05:50:26] You stand that you stand up. Yep. Yep. See there you go. Stand that tell me tell me what you want to do

[05:50:32] There you go

[05:50:35] I go I go

[05:50:39] He's really like this

[05:50:43] Yeah, it's gonna be around great chocolate. I'm a nothing. I'm in that. I'm in that. Oh, wow, bitch

[05:50:49] Come on. Come on. Come on. Are you going in that you're going at I don't know. I don't need to be in there

[05:50:54] We don't need to be both in that like that over now, too

[05:50:57] Now we go now see

[05:51:00] Y'all go net, but you fight for it

[05:51:02] I go I have no boost, no boost, no boost I'm going back

[05:51:09] I go, what's up?

[05:51:14] Take me right here, I demo

[05:51:18] Pitch off the side of my penis, no boost

[05:51:22] Almost turned on time bro, it's 20 minutes

[05:51:27] I got it.

[05:51:34] There it is.

[05:51:38] I think it's a gold purple, it's because they're on a cloud.

[05:51:43] It's literally just because they're on a cloud, so if you were slapping, you'd have some less gold.

[05:51:46] You in there? Are you in there?

[05:51:48] Yeah.

[05:51:49] They're good. So then it's out, see?

[05:51:51] Oh my God, he just pinched himself.

[05:51:53] Nice.

[05:51:55] Go middle

[05:52:06] That's nice. That's a nice shot

[05:52:10] Put an undershirt on no one wants to see your pale ass body rich. Okay. I'll go back. I'll go back. I'll go back

[05:52:18] Good

[05:52:19] I'm coming off. I'll play back a little bit. Yeah, it's not. Let's do this you

[05:52:24] nice oh no oh no oh no

[05:52:32] Adam

[05:52:38] good the chaps that's me that's me

[05:52:42] bang oh yeah that's a good shot by me

[05:52:49] good

[05:52:51] get it

[05:52:53] i got it

[05:52:57] he's off

[05:52:59] out

[05:53:01] he's fucking safe

[05:53:03] have no boost

[05:53:05] no boost

[05:53:07] come on

[05:53:13] have no boost

[05:53:15] please

[05:53:17] demo hit it hit it hit it hit it

[05:53:20] I have a shot at rejumped up some fucking blizzards

[05:53:24] taking it back please

[05:53:26] cheers

[05:53:31] nope from here

[05:53:33] nice

[05:53:34] it's fine

[05:53:35] I'll head back, I'll tap

[05:53:36] nope, edge work

[05:53:39] oh fuck

[05:53:40] he needs to be there

[05:53:41] nice case

[05:53:43] that's not so good

[05:53:44] fuckin

[05:53:45] are you a net?

[05:53:51] nice

[05:53:52] I'm gonna hit

[05:53:53] good

[05:53:55] I'm gonna bump him

[05:53:56] I'm just gonna bump him

[05:53:57] stay in your guy

[05:54:03] hit the ball

[05:54:04] hit the ball please

[05:54:05] yes yes

[05:54:09] ow it's out

[05:54:10] nice

[05:54:11] I'll get back

[05:54:12] okay okay okay

[05:54:13] I stay back

[05:54:14] I stay back, I stay back!

[05:54:18] Yep.

[05:54:22] There it is, see?

[05:54:23] I'll play back, I'm on play back.

[05:54:25] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[05:54:27] Good, good, good, good, good, good, good.

[05:54:29] Talk to me.

[05:54:33] Play back a little, just in case.

[05:54:36] Come up, come up.

[05:54:38] Yep, it's off, it's off, it's off, it's off, I need to hit that.

[05:54:41] I'm in that, I'm in that.

[05:54:42] I got it, I got it.

[05:54:44] Nice.

[05:54:46] Yeah!

[05:54:48] Yeah!

[05:54:50] Over, over, over!

[05:54:52] No way, I sold.

[05:54:54] I'm sorry, that's my bad.

[05:54:56] But I'm not gonna lie, I didn't mean to do that.

[05:54:58] Fuck. I got tried hitting it.

[05:55:00] Did you say you were gonna go for it or not?

[05:55:02] Don't do that!

[05:55:04] Don't do that!

[05:55:06] I'm just asking, I'm just asking.

[05:55:08] Are you from the CIA?

[05:55:10] Asking gave it to them dude. Oh my god

[05:55:16] I mean bros be honest here

[05:55:18] Red two shots. I had a couple shots. Oh, yeah, no, say it. Yeah, that's it man. Everyone makes mistakes

[05:55:26] I'll take a calm birdie, but no get in say say

[05:55:30] That's how bad you really feel so many really I feel like if she was there chat that wouldn't happen

[05:55:36] Look, I'm just gonna say this, get all the rage baiting out for the last game here, because

[05:55:43] we're about to play terms.

[05:55:45] Get all the rage baited out now.

[05:55:47] Ron, what food should I order, and can you not say DMV, dick and balls?

[05:55:51] What food, what food, what food, what food, what food, what food?

[05:55:54] And, uh, MDA, that's a great spot.

[05:55:56] Are you in Florida?

[05:55:57] No.

[05:55:58] What is MDA?

[05:55:59] My dirty asshole.

[05:56:00] Let's play, bro.

[05:56:01] Come on.

[05:56:02] Let's play.

[05:56:03] Yeah, you know what I'm just gonna get I'm just gonna get I'm not against a Wendy's. Oh now we're first again. W.A.

[05:56:08] Oh shit

[05:56:12] Like

[05:56:15] Are you actually so fucking talented this one of the best stadiums of the game by the way I got

[05:56:21] That's in the Mac. Oh

[05:56:23] No, no net net net net nice

[05:56:28] Hell no, I bet I've been reluctant great person. I still like his music

[05:56:33] How do you not like that?

[05:56:35] I just don't like his music, that's all.

[05:56:38] Everyone's entitled to their own opinions, he probably doesn't like my streams.

[05:56:41] Have you ever heard Skip in class?

[05:56:44] I think he has a good beat selection.

[05:56:50] You know what, chat? I'm getting 20 nuggets and Wendy's. Call me fat, I don't care.

[05:56:54] I like Lil' Lowe. You know Lil' Lowe?

[05:56:56] Yeah, bro, I know Osamu-san, but I think that is better.

[05:56:59] He's a great person, bro. I've met him so many times. Very nice person.

[05:57:03] that

[05:57:07] That's a dead ball

[05:57:11] Yeah, I love you, it's a stadium about to be internal so it's time that you like step it up

[05:57:17] Let's play for now, right?

[05:57:26] That's how you play

[05:57:33] I'll ever talk over the king bro you understand me you speak to me in lower case

[05:57:37] understand fixation with like dribbling it back you have a fixation of fucking

[05:57:43] eating my dick well I'm too busy making the only goal I don't know

[05:57:51] I go

[05:57:57] Yeah, we have 10 minutes for 13 minutes. So game time it's time to get morning

[05:58:01] How about me if you've been enjoying the stream?

[05:58:04] I'm good fucking vibe today, bro

[05:58:07] I go oh

[05:58:09] I had limp penis right there. What the fuck was that? I had a free go on God

[05:59:13] Oh

[05:59:24] I don't know what even happened

[05:59:28] Come in you missed that's the honest

[05:59:31] We missed that chat, back to her now

[05:59:34] Back to her now, back to her now

[05:59:36] He missed

[05:59:38] I got it, I got it, I got it

[05:59:40] No, go go finish it finish it finish it finish it finish it

[05:59:45] Wait, I went to the new car. I didn't say he did guys brain that

[05:59:50] But you actually need to talk one guy you need to talk. Yeah, I care

[05:59:53] I'm keeps me. I'm keeps me. I gotta get out of here. I'm keeps me

[06:00:03] All that

[06:00:06] All right, bro. What's your fucking tone?

[06:00:08] You just sound so unintimidated.

[06:00:13] I already know your fucking bald-ass head got wrinkly when you said that.

[06:00:19] Optimus, here's that.

[06:00:28] On purpose, on purpose.

[06:00:29] You're like assisting me.

[06:00:31] Oh, it's on purpose for that, see?

[06:00:33] I have it, I have it.

[06:00:36] You called it too late.

[06:00:38] Okay.

[06:00:39] You called something.

[06:00:41] I said I haven't buddy.

[06:00:43] Oh!

[06:00:44] Buddy buddy.

[06:00:45] Called it too late.

[06:00:46] Chat faster now.

[06:00:47] He's calling the way too late.

[06:00:49] Dude, rule one.

[06:00:50] Oh no, we fucked up.

[06:00:51] Now we lost.

[06:00:52] What a safe team.

[06:00:53] Doesn't matter.

[06:00:54] Rule one is to go soft.

[06:00:56] I open that.

[06:00:57] Good hit.

[06:00:58] Nice.

[06:00:59] I'm here playing back.

[06:01:00] Oh wait, I got I go.

[06:01:01] I go, I go, I go.

[06:01:03] Bang.

[06:01:04] I mean maybe you're Mr. Gray, Mr. Pepper.

[06:01:09] See?

[06:01:10] See?

[06:01:11] Look at me doing that, bro!

[06:01:12] No, Chad, maybe you're out of Mr. Gray, Mr. Pepper, y'all.

[06:01:16] Seriously.

[06:01:19] Ron dunking in the basketball emoji?

[06:01:21] I know, you go, you go, you go.

[06:01:24] I'm so worried.

[06:01:27] Am I bad?

[06:01:31] Ooh, goal.

[06:01:32] That's a goal.

[06:01:33] I go I go. Oh fuck.

[06:01:36] Sit back right there, Jay.

[06:01:38] I know, I know, I know.

[06:01:39] I'm going to set it to the middle.

[06:01:42] Here it is, here it is, here it is, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[06:01:50] I got it.

[06:01:52] Good.

[06:01:53] What are you going to do?

[06:01:54] Do your thing.

[06:01:56] No, I wasn't there.

[06:01:57] You try.

[06:01:58] Why I went for it?

[06:01:58] You told me to go for it.

[06:01:59] Yeah, you got to read it.

[06:02:00] You got to read it.

[06:02:01] Those falls game. Hey, you gotta like play reactive man. Get it to the man. Why does she why does she just blame bro?

[06:02:11] I'm kidding. Wait, I'm gonna support this once in a row

[06:02:16] Nice try kid run. We got eight minutes until tournament. All right, dude one more one more that is time for one more. Yes

[06:02:24] That is time for a jet

[06:02:26] three. Oh my god, bro. I'm actually like never like about to just like

[06:02:31] Yeah

[06:02:34] I need to get I need to get this anime champs chat. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, listen

[06:02:44] Period or not

[06:02:50] Bro, I smell

[06:02:52] Chat, I'm not even trying to troll when I say this when you smell the underneath of my nut sack right now

[06:02:57] I kid you not. It is the most rancid, cheesiest, most disgusting, smell ever.

[06:03:06] I'm talking like it's melting in my hands.

[06:03:10] It smells so...

[06:03:13] bad.

[06:03:16] Oh my gosh.

[06:03:21] Ron.

[06:03:22] We're eight minutes away from making history, bro.

[06:03:25] we are history look at you fat bitch bro all you do is order fucking Wendy's

[06:03:32] 20 nuggets and now you're eating chips well fat fuck run lock in I just ate I

[06:03:40] just ordered the nuggets

[06:03:43] If we win this tournament thousand get this stuff to chat

[06:03:57] Okay, dad we win this tournament I got you guys one singular gift itself. I

[06:04:02] Got you boys that ass

[06:04:07] That ass I got you one

[06:04:09] Just one now, okay, so are you a monk chat are you amongst yourself? Who's getting it? You're not right now

[06:04:16] Right here right now start talking to each other in the chat. I'm dead serious like right here now, bro

[06:04:22] Run no for the next six minutes. Let's have like a let's have like a little soft one looks for the softie, huh?

[06:04:30] Okay, come on. What do you think happens when you die?

[06:04:33] Um

[06:04:37] My question, you know, I feel like when you I your soul if you are a good person

[06:04:47] What are you gonna ask no the rapidly music I'm sorry. Oh, you were being

[06:05:03] What like okay?

[06:05:05] They either go to heaven or hell

[06:05:07] One and then I think if you're a good person, you know

[06:05:11] Good things will come after you in the in another world. I think you get respawn now. I think you respond to a new person

[06:05:16] I have a theory that deja vu is like it's like what's that one theory about deja vu chat?

[06:05:21] It's like the reason people have deja vu. Yeah, it's because they're reincarnates. That's the reason

[06:05:26] So mom

[06:05:27] Like you have really weird deja vu like really weird you think in life you get deja vu

[06:05:33] No, I've gotten this other

[06:05:35] Have you got like weird ones? I've gotten weird ones I've gotten weird ones too

[06:05:39] But Ron you think when you die you get reincarnated and then you forget everything in your past life. Is that what you think I?

[06:05:47] Mean I don't really think I don't really think too much about death

[06:05:50] So I don't really know but

[06:05:52] I think everything happens for a reason in the world like I think I think every singular thing good or bad

[06:05:58] Like I'm not kidding right now. That sounds

[06:06:00] I might put question marks, but I promise you bro. I think like if I lost my legs tomorrow in a car accident

[06:06:06] It taught me something. I'm supposed to have that happen saying I'm being serious like

[06:06:16] But I think obviously it wouldn't be good, but I I think after like 2023 X-Mesh mark 23

[06:06:22] I think I learned a lot that like everything in life happens for a reason. It's all trials and tribulations

[06:06:28] You know what I'm saying? Like you're supposed to fail. You're supposed to go through failure. You're supposed to fuck up

[06:06:33] That's the whole point of life. If everything was easy, there'd be no meaning of life. It'd be too smooth, you know

[06:06:38] And I just think like, you know, they have us for a reason

[06:06:44] Yes, bro, you want to know what I think wrong

[06:06:49] Listening so like

[06:06:53] Dude one of my buddies told me it's a long time ago

[06:06:55] And he basically said, um, because you know, like a lot of people have like fear of like

[06:07:03] not existing or like, because you only have ever known in your life existence and then

[06:07:07] a lot of people have fear of non-existence.

[06:07:09] He basically said he's like, imagine life if you never died, like a life that goes on

[06:07:17] infinitely, that would be fucking weird, right?

[06:07:19] Like imagine you've been alive for like 30,000 years.

[06:07:22] The reality is you'd probably be miserable.

[06:07:25] you spend the first 50 years going to every country,

[06:07:27] going to every city, whatever,

[06:07:29] meeting everything you could do.

[06:07:31] And then after that, you're like, wow,

[06:07:33] what else does that ever do?

[06:07:33] You'd be bored after the first 20 years.

[06:07:36] But because life is so limited and so short.

[06:07:40] That's what makes it precious.

[06:07:41] I think it's what makes it precious, bro.

[06:07:42] And I think it's what-

[06:07:43] I agree.

[06:07:44] It makes time more valuable.

[06:07:46] And it makes it to where like,

[06:07:48] the time you spend on the planet is sort of,

[06:07:51] however you want, whatever, what makes you happy.

[06:07:54] but like it gives like value in a sense, you know?

[06:07:58] Well, yeah, and I think that's why like,

[06:08:01] again, like I talk about like failure and like everything,

[06:08:03] it's like during like life,

[06:08:05] you're gonna go through so many ups and downs

[06:08:07] and like it's never gonna be perfect, you know?

[06:08:10] And like, I think living a life

[06:08:13] and messing up is just amazing, you know?

[06:08:16] It's my life.

[06:08:18] I'm a fuck up, bro.

[06:08:18] Look at me.

[06:08:21] You're not a fuck up, dude.

[06:08:21] Rob, is there any team name you want?

[06:08:23] We're about to start in one minute.

[06:08:25] Is there any what?

[06:08:27] Is there any team name you want?

[06:08:28] We're about to start in two minutes.

[06:08:31] Cock munchers.

[06:08:32] That's going to be bad.

[06:08:34] What about penis munchers?

[06:08:37] That would also be bad.

[06:08:39] Dick munchers.

[06:08:43] That is also going to be bad.

[06:08:45] Lower testicle munchers.

[06:08:48] What about low test?

[06:08:50] Low test.

[06:08:52] Let's be honest your low-tests. I'm no test. No, well my coming shots go to the ceiling. Yeah

[06:09:02] I'm telling you bro. This guy's I don't even know okay. There's one time at the NRG house

[06:09:06] It was when I was an NRG stop

[06:09:10] Weren't you a minor?

[06:09:12] No, listen, it doesn't matter. I could tell I was a minor bro the second NRG house that we had in

[06:09:18] In California, it was the first time I came to LA.

[06:09:21] It was when I met eight.

[06:09:23] Right before we were about to leave,

[06:09:25] we were leaving to the airport.

[06:09:28] I busted a quick nut in the house,

[06:09:32] and I jerked off so hard it shot on my face.

[06:09:35] I'm not kidding.

[06:09:37] I swear to God, it shot all over my face.

[06:09:39] That was the first time I nutted it.

[06:09:41] Like, it was disgusting.

[06:09:43] I

[06:09:48] Want to ask how did it feel but not in like it felt like a not like a

[06:09:56] Like a zesty way like how did it feel so hot, bro?

[06:10:02] So you nut it on yourself

[06:10:05] Yeah, I asked and that was only the first time that happened

[06:10:07] I'm a pianist bro if I was able to turn into like a woman for like 20 seconds

[06:10:15] I would probably grab my boots. I'm not even kidding. I'll shove a pineapple up my vagina

[06:10:21] I don't know. I gotta try some crazy shit bro, but Ron that's like spiky. It's so spiky bro that hurt bad

[06:10:28] No ladies in the chat, ladies in the chat, no ladies in here, it's just it's the first

[06:10:42] one time when I was younger, two girls one copy, all right, stop, yo, sorry, my friends

[06:10:50] in Spanish class, they showed me a video of a guy eating cereal out of a girl's butthole

[06:10:55] And it was like we are about to be in a tournament. We've been waiting for like hours for this moment

[06:11:04] Run we're about to be in a tournament girl Jesus Jack. We're not that big. I've seen it. All right, Jeff on the ball

[06:11:10] No, actually no cuz y'all are gonna laugh. How many of y'all are girls?

[06:11:15] Be honest with me if you're a girl. Just go ahead. If you're not a girl just say no me

[06:11:20] All right, your name is max. Yeah, how many dollar girls?

[06:11:25] Me me okay Kendall that could be a girl Adley that could be a girl

[06:11:31] Robbie Robbie you're not a girl

[06:11:35] Named

[06:11:36] Scorpio to that could be a girl. Oh, I'm sure God. There we go. I see you

[06:11:42] Sammy there we go. Okay. I'm gonna be on by that's what I say this

[06:11:45] I think about 2% of my tatties girls. I'm not even maybe 1%

[06:11:49] I feel like 80% of my viewers are girls why do you feel like that?

[06:11:55] Because every time I take my shirt off they put like I'm so sexy

[06:12:00] Bro, I can't bro. I can't go around no dude come on

[06:12:06] So I run a poll right Ron, let's say this these are the analytics the poll says argue a girl

[06:12:13] 46% of the chat is yes chat. Yeah fucking right. Yeah, right

[06:12:19] I feel like most of my chattis is like women and they're just scared the type because they're afraid they're gonna get judged

[06:12:25] Yo ladies speak up. It's okay. I have a penis and I love you

[06:12:29] What bro? I love that you love me, but what is the point of telling me that you have a penis?

[06:12:35] Tell me to be honest, bro 2% of the artist girls maybe 1%

[06:12:39] Okay, I'll test it right now. I'll test it right now, right men men are usually broke all the queens have the money

[06:12:45] Yo, man, if you're here, gift one's up.

[06:12:48] Ladies, gift five.

[06:12:49] I'm trying to see something.

[06:12:50] Oh, yeah.

[06:12:51] Bro, Ron, what are these weird, miscellaneous ways of giving people a gift?

[06:12:58] You look like a thumb.

[06:12:59] All right, that doesn't relate to the conversation at all, bro.

[06:13:02] That literally was the most out of town.

[06:13:05] 10 gifted.

[06:13:06] Thank you for the 10 gifted, ladies.

[06:13:08] Thank you.

[06:13:09] Chief, thank you for the 10 gifted.

[06:13:10] Thank you, ladies.

[06:13:11] You see what the five.

[06:13:12] Thank you.

[06:13:13] You see what the five gifted.

[06:13:14] Hey, Jixie, I'm a female, but you disgust me.

[06:13:18] Okay?

[06:13:19] Wait, ten.

[06:13:20] Does that cancel out?

[06:13:21] Ten's like...

[06:13:22] There's probably like...

[06:13:23] Count up with the five.

[06:13:24] You're five gifted.

[06:13:25] Thank you.

[06:13:26] Open.

[06:13:27] Thank you.

[06:13:28] LeBron James with the five.

[06:13:29] What?

[06:13:30] Ron put a pineapple up his ass.

[06:13:32] You're five gifted.

[06:13:33] Luca, Luca, Tim with the ten and Kapo with the five.

[06:13:37] Holy ladies in my chat.

[06:13:39] Bro, I just feel like...

[06:13:41] Hold on.

[06:13:42] I feel like there is like 11 maybe 12 women in the chat and then there's just thousands of dudes

[06:13:50] and I'm thinking of the

[06:13:53] I wish there was a way to run. Oh actually if I ever told you about my soy sauce story during the sabbadan

[06:13:58] You know angi david five gifted. Appreciate you bro. Do I ever told you my brother?

[06:14:02] Do I want to know what during the second sabbadan? Oh, mackayla with the five. Thank you ladies older with the five bake with the five

[06:14:09] Thank you. Oh my god, Adam's wiener with the five. Thank you ladies. Thank you. Yeah, okay

[06:14:15] So so during the second subodon me and Jason went to the bathroom during one of the segments

[06:14:21] And we heard that if your ballsack has taste buds, you know with the five. Thank you

[06:14:27] So what we did is we both went to the bathroom and I put soy sauce in a cup and I put my balls in the soy sauce

[06:14:34] And I swear I could taste a little bit. I'm not even kidding

[06:14:39] So Ron, from the last two hours of stories you've told me,

[06:14:42] I wouldn't be surprised if your penis was literally purple, Rob.

[06:14:45] Ron, like, do you ever just regularly jerk off,

[06:14:48] or do you have to have like weird condiments

[06:14:50] on top of your waiter?

[06:14:52] Right, I don't jerk off, bro.

[06:14:53] I get pussy, bro.

[06:14:56] Wait, I forgot you don't dream.

[06:14:58] Wow.

[06:15:00] I'm such a fucking loser.

[06:15:01] Jack, like, bro, I gotta actually,

[06:15:04] Ron, I'm gonna stop like talking to you

[06:15:05] because you actually have a girlfriend.

[06:15:07] Jack, when your friend has a girlfriend, it just makes you feel like a fucking loser.

[06:15:12] No, I think you're actually way cooler than me.

[06:15:14] I'm not gonna run.

[06:15:16] Stop.

[06:15:16] You've literally got a face.

[06:15:17] No, I think you're cooler.

[06:15:19] I think you're cooler because you're going to have like such good dads.

[06:15:22] I feel like you're going to be phenomenal dad, bro.

[06:15:24] Like, I feel like we'll be friends.

[06:15:26] I hope that we're friends too.

[06:15:28] And we have children.

[06:15:30] You said we're going to have children.

[06:15:32] No, not us.

[06:15:33] I'm so like, yes, bro.

[06:15:35] Yes.

[06:15:35] Yeah, I feel like I will be a good dad.

[06:15:37] Yeah, but I feel like I'm gonna be a tap, tap, true.

[06:15:41] But I feel like you'd be an alcoholic dad.

[06:15:43] Like you would drink beers every weekend and like watch football, but like you'd overly

[06:15:48] drink.

[06:15:49] See, but the thing I get to see, you're actually right, but the thing is, you're gonna be

[06:15:52] a dad.

[06:15:53] You're body blues pregnant.

[06:15:54] Okay.

[06:15:55] Bro, the thing is, I'm a half, like, I'm a happy drunk.

[06:15:58] Now, tell me, say this, bro, and y'all can tell me if you agree or disagree.

[06:16:02] Some negative, I get that.

[06:16:03] Every negative, I get that.

[06:16:04] Kind of negative, I get that.

[06:16:05] Some drunk people are very angry. Some drunk people are very happy. Some drunk people are very sleepy.

[06:16:11] I'm a very happy drunk person. When I get drunk, all I want to do is listen to music and dance.

[06:16:17] When I get drunk, my hands turn into magnets and my steering wheel and my car.

[06:16:25] I'm just kidding.

[06:16:27] I asked my brother.

[06:16:30] Alright, ready?

[06:16:31] Ready up, ready up.

[06:16:33] So, Ron, listen, now, first off, Ron, I love you,

[06:16:36] and if we lose, it's okay.

[06:16:39] We have time, we have time, we have time.

[06:16:39] We have time for one more if we lose, we gotta hurry up.

[06:16:42] Remember, if we lose one before 15.

[06:16:44] You're right, you're still in seconds, yes.

[06:16:45] You're right.

[06:16:46] Hey, James, congratulations on your baby with Bonnie's lose.

[06:16:48] You know what, Ron, at this point, yeah, thanks, man.

[06:16:50] Appreciate it.

[06:16:52] Lock it, lock it.

[06:16:52] Hold on, I go, I go, I go, I go.

[06:16:55] Focus, focus, focus, focus, focus, focus, focus, focus.

[06:16:59] All right.

[06:17:00] First game stream time. Locked. There it is. There it is.

[06:17:06] There it is. Stopped. Nice. Good hit. Good take. Good hit.

[06:17:10] Okay, I'm locked. Can you get that? Or no? I got it.

[06:17:17] Oh my pinch!

[06:17:20] He's talking to me. He's talking to me the whole time. I actually need to talk to the whole time.

[06:17:24] Stay back. Stay back. I go up here.

[06:17:27] It's a guy that's gonna have hair

[06:17:39] No, fuck you're even your thing blocks me as well. Okay. I went to demo

[06:17:44] Yeah, I got all fuck off nice good tops kid

[06:17:48] We're out of service time. I go I go

[06:17:51] I'm in there. I'm waiting. Oh my page. Oh my I got I got I got I got it

[06:18:27] Why are you just blaming me?

[06:18:29] You just hit him!

[06:18:31] Yes!

[06:18:33] This guy is too funny!

[06:18:35] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[06:18:39] Oh no!

[06:18:41] Stop!

[06:18:43] Stop being funny!

[06:18:45] No time!

[06:18:47] Oh my god!

[06:18:49] You hit it!

[06:18:51] What happened in the last five minutes?

[06:18:53] That's...

[06:18:55] Good.

[06:18:57] Oh, all we need is one goal.

[06:18:59] Just chill out.

[06:19:01] I understand that.

[06:19:03] Goals don't grow on trees around here.

[06:19:05] We gotta actually earn them.

[06:19:07] Hit the ball.

[06:19:09] Run. If you do middle it to me, we'll win.

[06:19:11] There it is, there it is, there it is.

[06:19:13] Yeah, but half of the time we're going down

[06:19:15] and just trying to fucking take this fucking game.

[06:19:17] That's fine, that's fine, it's fine.

[06:19:21] Go, go, go, go!

[06:19:23] I

[06:19:53] I got it, trust me.

[06:19:58] Good.

[06:19:59] Go ahead.

[06:20:00] I got-

[06:20:01] Yep.

[06:20:02] Run!

[06:20:03] Oh my god!

[06:20:04] Yes!

[06:20:05] I just got that shot.

[06:20:06] Nooo!

[06:20:07] Fuck, they were both in the net like sissy bullets.

[06:20:09] They know how to play.

[06:20:10] I might go for this.

[06:20:11] Go for it, go for it, go for it.

[06:20:12] He missed.

[06:20:13] Oh no, no, no, no, you both- Run, relax!

[06:20:14] Stop saying no, no!

[06:20:15] Fuck!

[06:20:16] over it oh no no no no no you both relax I'm saying no no relax

[06:20:25] I'm braver one

[06:20:29] I got it I got it

[06:20:32] alright please score please oh my

[06:20:34] we're going to score from half field the fucking big guy

[06:20:36] you're stealing the plan

[06:20:37] he limp takes he limp takes

[06:20:39] I know but I can't just score that

[06:20:41] okay we have time we just gotta hurry

[06:20:43] fine these guys actually suck

[06:20:45] hit it hit it hit it hit it

[06:20:48] yeah right

[06:20:49] that's wrong

[06:20:52] I'm trying to play it

[06:20:54] no we don't have time come on

[06:20:57] I go

[06:20:58] go nice

[06:21:00] I'm going

[06:21:02] no you missed

[06:21:04] get out of my ear

[06:21:06] oh my god

[06:21:07] I go I go

[06:21:10] drop

[06:21:11] drop

[06:21:12] it's off

[06:21:13] You're fucking I'm not right fucking try my best to get alley. What do you talk?

[06:21:19] Yeah, right you keep putting it right for that

[06:21:24] No part of the plan

[06:21:30] We have to hurry with the hurry bro

[06:21:43] Oh, fuck, fuck!

[06:21:45] In two seconds, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it!

[06:21:49] You're very panicky.

[06:21:54] Hit it, hit it, hit it, hold on.

[06:21:57] You missed, you missed.

[06:21:59] Alright, we gotta sleep, let's just, let's just, yeah, we gotta fuck up.

[06:22:01] Let me let them get it. What do we do, what do we do, what do we do?

[06:22:03] No, just, it doesn't matter, we have time.

[06:22:07] You gotta hit the wall when it's rolling, man.

[06:22:09] Bro, it's one bad game, you already started blaming me, like I don't understand.

[06:22:13] Yeah

[06:22:27] How do I do it

[06:22:30] It's not letting me we have the second chance

[06:22:33] It's not letting me click the speed lines. Let's go. I'm having any

[06:22:37] Yeah, I gotta be I gotta be I gotta be I gotta be it's true service anyway, fuck them

[06:22:51] El shrooms divers, I gotta be I gotta be can you get us in or in or in

[06:23:01] So yeah, let me just say this yeah, let me just say this

[06:23:07] I think, and I'm not fucking around

[06:23:10] when I say this, guys,

[06:23:12] I legitimately think Ron missed the ball maybe 15 times.

[06:23:19] In a five minute game,

[06:23:25] I legitimately think Ron missed the ball 15 times.

[06:23:29] I swear to God, I'm not kidding.

[06:23:32] I think Ron missed the ball 15 times.

[06:23:37] We got one more chance, bro.

[06:23:47] Hello?

[06:23:48] I have a problem, Jixi.

[06:23:50] Yes?

[06:23:51] I had a boner when I was trying to pee and it went all over my wall but I thought I'm

[06:23:55] getting into a lobby so I came.

[06:23:57] Hold up.

[06:24:00] Hello?

[06:24:03] Is he okay?

[06:24:12] Why did he just knock on his door?

[06:24:21] Is he okay?

[06:24:28] It's a nice amounts

[06:24:34] Damn what do you guys think punch is doing right now the monkey

[06:24:38] You okay

[06:24:40] Same body blues at his door sneak peak repeat. I could hook it up maybe

[06:24:45] You don't have to go I'll ask I'll ask all right. All right. Thank you, buddy. All right

[06:24:51] No, you're good

[06:24:53] I'm going to start with Ron.

[06:24:55] Oh, Ron?

[06:24:55] Ron, stay with Ron.

[06:24:56] Yeah, we're playing in big teams.

[06:24:59] We just lagged out on the first one.

[06:25:01] All right.

[06:25:01] Hey, Dad.

[06:25:03] Did you see him, hey, Dad?

[06:25:04] Yeah, he said, wait, do you want to talk to him?

[06:25:05] Yeah, I want to talk to Ron.

[06:25:06] Here, yeah, I'll talk to him.

[06:25:07] Here, Ron.

[06:25:09] This is my dad.

[06:25:10] Hey, Mike, how are you?

[06:25:11] Ron, how are you doing, buddy?

[06:25:13] I'm doing good.

[06:25:14] How are you, bro?

[06:25:14] I'm good, man.

[06:25:16] Dude, I love your stuff.

[06:25:18] Oh, thank you, bro.

[06:25:18] I hope to come out sometime.

[06:25:20] Yeah, I'll do it.

[06:25:23] How's your car you still have the turbo s? No, it was a fucking it was a goddamn rental that fucking cheap motherfucker. Whoa

[06:25:29] What was I got a Porsche hat? I've got that way well, but it was a rental

[06:25:36] I got a fucking 2010

[06:25:39] F-150 dad. It was not a rental. It's a

[06:25:43] It's not physically in the garage. It's a rental

[06:25:47] I did get the Porsche hat though. You see the Porsche hat. Yeah, that's not bad

[06:25:51] Yeah, yeah, so at least that's not the poor chat. This is my American hat. Oh son. Hey Ron

[06:25:57] Hey, man. Love you. Love your stuff. Love you, bro. All right. Hey take care. All right. I'll see you soon, bro

[06:26:03] Be safe. Be safe. All right. Love you. Bye. Bye. All right. Wait. So,

[06:26:08] No, you're good, but can you get his tickets? Wait, yeah, I'll try I'll try I'll text some of you

[06:26:12] Jack, get his tickets. We want to go with the grace.

[06:26:16] All right, I love you. Your your your brothers

[06:26:18] in his girlfriend and me, we need three seconds, that's all.

[06:26:23] Three, okay, I'll see what I can do.

[06:26:27] Wait, wait, wait.

[06:26:28] I'm your daddy.

[06:26:29] Knock it over all the time.

[06:26:30] Does he know about body, bro?

[06:26:32] Does he know?

[06:26:33] Does he know?

[06:26:33] Sorry for photobombing, sorry for being rude, I'm rude.

[06:26:37] All right, dad, we'll see y'all.

[06:26:39] Love you.

[06:26:40] Bye.

[06:26:40] Does he know about your daughter?

[06:26:41] Yo, Ron.

[06:26:42] Son or daughter?

[06:26:45] Yo, so let me get this straight.

[06:26:46] So let me get this straight.

[06:26:48] you bought your data Porsche for a video

[06:26:50] and then you took back the Porsche for yourself

[06:26:53] and put it in your own house

[06:26:55] so that you could get all the credit you bought Porsche

[06:26:58] and then you kept the Turbo S for the weekends.

[06:27:01] Are you serious?

[06:27:05] Okay, so Rob, first off,

[06:27:10] I can do it like FaceTime you and show you it.

[06:27:14] Yeah, it's in your house for you.

[06:27:16] brother, my dad lives with me. It's his fucking horse!

[06:27:20] He's trolling!

[06:27:21] Jack, I didn't rent a porch for a video.

[06:27:25] Ah, fuck.

[06:27:27] Jack, I bought a porch.

[06:27:29] Jack, I bought my dad a porch.

[06:27:31] Excuse me, method.

[06:27:32] Guys, guys, my dad is trolling, gal.

[06:27:36] Maybe if I get to Kendall.

[06:27:37] Oh, Kendall, it's a girl. Tell me if you're a girl.

[06:27:41] All right, Ron, are you ready to win?

[06:27:43] One ready.

[06:27:44] L sperm, L sperm cell, low test chat on everything I love.

[06:27:51] I bought my dad a Porsche.

[06:27:53] Guys.

[06:27:54] Everything you love.

[06:27:54] On my life, on my family.

[06:27:58] He's trying to take out everyone chat

[06:28:00] so you can keep the money to me.

[06:28:02] What?

[06:28:03] What?

[06:28:04] What?

[06:28:05] What?

[06:28:06] What?

[06:28:07] Ron Dale, Ron Dale, Ron, come on, it's a good time.

[06:28:14] low test aliens, we were talking about it. You know what I thought about what? Oh, you really speaking of tests like you came out of your dad's nuts

[06:28:23] I was not crazy to think about and you still you look like you're like still like you just came out of your dad's nuts

[06:28:29] You look like a sperm. He's like swimming in the fucking water that bald-ass head

[06:28:35] So chat don't type them up. So let me get this straight

[06:28:38] you turned into me being my dad's son to somehow me being a human sperm cell bro

[06:28:47] run bro run you should go ball you should go ball never do it again I did it

[06:28:56] and I hated it I'll never do it again hi guys I'm gonna sock you in the face Ron

[06:29:02] bro being bald it's not good hi bye being bald it's not good bro I get

[06:29:06] I get called a human sperm cell every single day.

[06:29:09] I get called Mr. Clean.

[06:29:10] I get called Kyu.

[06:29:13] Did I say fucking sperm cell?

[06:29:15] There's a fucking emo board.

[06:29:18] Oh yeah, these guys are, okay, bro.

[06:29:19] You see their name?

[06:29:20] You see their name?

[06:29:21] You see their name?

[06:29:22] Salzor, Leo, Primus, or Lab.

[06:29:24] No, no, they're team name, they're team name.

[06:29:27] Veteran, ultimate baller.

[06:29:29] Yo buddy, look up to the scoreboard

[06:29:32] and go to the rest.

[06:29:34] Match starts in 207, 206, 206.

[06:29:36] Go to the right of that, the match starts.

[06:29:39] Rocket League.

[06:29:40] Yo, how are you?

[06:29:42] So, Ron, their team name is Season Downtown,

[06:29:45] which means it's a preset name,

[06:29:47] which means they win in solo.

[06:29:49] Which means they can't hear each other,

[06:29:51] which means we're gonna win.

[06:29:53] Ready to get.

[06:29:53] Looks good.

[06:29:54] I'm ready, daddy.

[06:29:56] Wait, what is a sperm head he mode a much at?

[06:30:01] Wait, hold on, nah.

[06:30:04] Wait, what do you mean sperm happy mode? Wait, what exactly lock it lock it go?

[06:30:15] I don't know you gotta play the second that's wrong. We know it is

[06:30:19] middle middle middle middle

[06:30:23] Ronald we kick off

[06:30:25] Okay, I usually stand that

[06:30:27] I

[06:30:34] Play a mixture it's a mixture

[06:30:42] I just feel like the mixture is just going to be me. No, I can't play back. You see no I see I don't

[06:30:50] See what I'm here. I'm in the net. They're fine. I don't

[06:30:52] yeah I said I go I said I go I said I go I said I go and you hit it all

[06:31:05] you're dribbling you're dribble dribble yeah this guy actually is not able to

[06:31:11] bang my ball hit ball run I'm gonna do like three kickoff ball why are you

[06:31:16] not going from all. Nice, get him. I'm gonna bump him. I'm bumping him. This is that

[06:31:27] massive rose, this is insane. Shut up, shut up, shut up. He's got to hit the ball. Rock

[06:31:32] Get it! Get it!

[06:31:36] Alright! Alright!

[06:31:38] Alright!

[06:31:40] Run! It's a fucking pole!

[06:31:43] Okay.

[06:31:49] I got exploded.

[06:31:51] They've been a- you already bros.

[06:31:53] Let's go! I scored!

[06:31:55] Look at that assist right there. I just dragged them with the demo.

[06:31:58] W Rob in the chat.

[06:32:02] So chat, holy blame teammate.

[06:32:04] So if my teammate misses the ball and they score one second later.

[06:32:06] I go, I go, I go, I go.

[06:32:08] Who should I play?

[06:32:09] Who should I play?

[06:32:10] Chat, if my teammate misses the ball and then half a second later they score.

[06:32:13] Should I blame myself, my crazy person?

[06:32:16] Look at that score.

[06:32:17] Look at that score.

[06:32:18] Look at that score.

[06:32:19] Look at that score.

[06:32:19] I'm out.

[06:32:21] Ah, ah, ah.

[06:32:23] Take it.

[06:32:24] We win this game.

[06:32:25] Top 16.

[06:32:25] I go.

[06:32:26] I go.

[06:32:32] Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Why are you quiet? Why are you quiet? Why are you quiet? We closed

[06:32:52] Fucked up!

[06:32:53] Simple as that!

[06:32:56] Yo!

[06:32:57] I go!

[06:32:58] I go!

[06:32:59] I go!

[06:33:00] Yeah, I'm about to actually end my life in D.F.A.

[06:33:02] Whoa!

[06:33:03] No, I'm about to actually like kill myself.

[06:33:06] Fine.

[06:33:07] It's like...

[06:33:52] I

[06:34:06] My god

[06:34:15] That happens to me too I get stuck in the goal sometimes

[06:34:22] Not bad. Not bad. Here. Right here.

[06:34:25] Hey, what was that?

[06:34:27] Why did they just randomly like...

[06:34:33] Hit it?

[06:34:37] That's what brownies do on a sea shot.

[06:34:39] Oh my God! I go, I go, I go, I go!

[06:34:41] No, oh no. Hit it, hit it! Nice.

[06:34:45] You killed, go, go, go!

[06:34:47] Again!

[06:34:49] It's fine!

[06:34:52] No boys, no boys, no boys, no boys, it's not even close to me, I'm just staying back,

[06:35:06] just in case.

[06:35:08] Middle.

[06:35:10] Oh my god.

[06:35:12] Thanks!

[06:35:13] You're the god!

[06:35:15] Yes!

[06:35:16] Holy fuck!

[06:35:17] I'm done with this losing bullshit. Let's win

[06:35:29] There we go hat trick hat trick hat trick boys. I go I go

[06:35:36] My god, I'm gonna set it to the middle. I'm gonna set it to the middle, right there it is

[06:35:41] Oh my god

[06:35:51] I should have scored, that's my bad

[06:35:53] I should have sold it, it's over

[06:35:55] I don't get it

[06:35:57] Middle, right here, right there, there it is

[06:36:01] Oh nice try, nice try, nice try

[06:36:03] I did my demo, I did one

[06:36:05] I go, I go, I go, I go

[06:36:07] I fucked up, I fucked up, I fucked up

[06:36:09] I'll be there for you now, ready?

[06:36:16] Come on, we just need to defend with 40 cents.

[06:36:18] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[06:36:20] It's middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle.

[06:36:24] One more round.

[06:36:26] Get back.

[06:36:27] Get back.

[06:36:28] Run! All we need to do is defend! We don't need to go!

[06:36:34] Tap some? Tap some?

[06:36:36] Okay, I'm sorry, I don't like it when it gets up, I don't like it when it gets up.

[06:36:42] Bro, is there any chook?

[06:36:44] Ow, there is.

[06:36:48] Damn, damn, damn bro.

[06:36:51] It's okay, it's okay, lock in, lock in.

[06:36:53] What you do, what you do, what you do?

[06:36:55] 16 seconds, come on.

[06:36:57] We can get a goal, we can actually get a goal, okay?

[06:36:59] Let me know, okay.

[06:37:01] Whoever it is.

[06:37:33] I'm giving you some advice, man, yep.

[06:37:40] I'm going to go on that.

[06:37:45] Middle!

[06:37:46] No!

[06:37:47] I shot!

[06:37:48] Get back!

[06:37:49] Get back!

[06:37:50] Get back!

[06:37:51] No, bro.

[06:37:52] We are so ass.

[06:37:53] I had a shot on the two.

[06:37:54] Dude, I had three!

[06:37:55] I had three!

[06:37:56] I had three!

[06:37:57] I had three!

[06:37:58] I had three!

[06:37:59] I had three!

[06:38:00] I had three!

[06:38:01] Dude, I had three! What are you doing?

[06:38:04] Yep, that's all I needed to hear.

[06:38:07] I had a three!

[06:38:09] Yeah, two of them.

[06:38:10] I'm gonna stick my feet, bitch!

[06:38:12] All right, round them off, bro. I'm getting off.

[06:38:14] Oh, my God.

[06:38:16] Bro, at the end of the day, we won the seed challenge.

[06:38:19] Who gives a fuck? All right?

[06:38:22] Three of you won, Gigi.

[06:38:24] Yeah, all right.

[06:38:25] Want to back tomorrow?

[06:38:28] Maybe, maybe. I don't know what I'm doing.

[06:38:30] Maybe, maybe, maybe, all right Ron, I'll see you.

[06:38:34] Peace.

[06:38:35] Ron, Dan, then go.

[06:38:38] We lost chat, I don't know man.

[06:38:43] Bro, chat, I'm gonna go,

[06:38:44] I gotta go clean this coffee off my floor.

[06:38:47] Chat, I'm off bro, W fucking stream.

[06:38:54] W fucking stream, I'm off y'all.