[423/730] ⭐️ CLIPS -> SOLO TO CHAMPION -> ROAD TO DIAMOND IN RL ⭐️

Jynxzi

02-27-2026 · 6h 02m

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[00:03:00] I was gonna go to the Mississippi's video, but I just got like really bad stomach aches

[00:03:10] I just wanted to

[00:03:13] High-fives called an Elgal yo high-fives. What's up, bro? Hope we have a beautiful day

[00:03:27] Yeah, bro, so

[00:03:29] Did you just tune in or do I got to throw you in?

[00:03:31] Yeah, tell me, you know, tune in, right now, come on.

[00:03:35] So I was going to go to the airport, I texted you, bro, I sent you a picture and I was

[00:03:41] getting in the plane and I got a stomach ache, probably like bad, so I had to go home.

[00:03:46] Yeah, picture, maybe it's the airport, Wi-Fi or something, that didn't come through.

[00:03:51] It's all good though, I think, see, do you realize how much money you just cost

[00:03:55] it us?

[00:03:56] Jack, bro, Chad, I had a 1 in 50 chance of winning.

[00:03:59] Jack, I had a 2% chance of winning, guys.

[00:04:03] Guys, like, guys, I wasn't gonna win.

[00:04:06] I'm not a winner.

[00:04:07] And bro, my stomach, hi, guys, I had stomach aches.

[00:04:10] I was good to go.

[00:04:12] Tixie, you just cost us 1 million.

[00:04:15] Yo, that's not how it works!

[00:04:17] Don't frame it like that, man, fuck!

[00:04:20] No, bro, no, no, no, no!

[00:04:24] Jack!

[00:04:26] No, it's not that I- no.

[00:04:27] What over?

[00:04:28] I- I had- I had a one in-

[00:04:32] Jack, by the way, got a headband.

[00:04:33] I think I'm gonna enter a headband era.

[00:04:35] Oh my god, it's backwards. Jesus, Murphy.

[00:04:38] No! Stop! Stop!

[00:04:40] We're done!

[00:04:41] Hey, listen!

[00:04:42] Everybody close your eyes.

[00:04:48] Close your eyes, close your eyes. Don't open them yet.

[00:04:50] Try to tell you what to open them.

[00:04:54] guys open them open them guys I'm done listen bro I'm done with the alien shit

[00:05:02] I'm done with the sperm had shit I'm done with mr. Clean and I'm definitely done

[00:05:06] with fucking Kai you listen well from this point forth you will only see me

[00:05:12] streaming in a headband until my hair is back you look so stupid so that I'm

[00:05:21] only I'm only strict no nuts not sperm head shut the fuck up Jonathan first off

[00:05:28] I'm not a sperm head guys a sperm it's like this big okay I'm not a sperm head

[00:05:33] let me say that first all right yeah one more song check should I just like put

[00:05:39] you guys on to like ball what do you guys want you guys what I just put

[00:05:43] you want because bro I don't mind puts you out on the ball I don't mind puts

[00:05:48] she puts you out on the ball.

[00:05:55] Alright, Jack, if you don't know this song, I'm gonna be honest, you're probably a pussy.

[00:06:18] listen listen listen listen listen

[00:06:20] I'm a mother fucker, skin my part, I'm a skin my part,

[00:06:39] Girls, I don't even fucking need a boy

[00:06:43] Got it boy, never need a boy

[00:06:47] Can't even to see their boy

[00:06:51] But my guts out

[00:06:53] Alright, I'm done, sorry

[00:06:55] Chat, last all good of day

[00:06:57] Chat, last all good of day and then I'm done

[00:07:00] Last all good of day guys

[00:07:02] Then I'm ready to stream

[00:07:04] I just gotta get it in the right head space

[00:07:06] Mute! Mute this! My ears mute! High-vives, save us! Run ads! Mute this! You are not tough!

[00:07:34] You're a pussy, high-vives save me, play the last of us, mucus, reticle with the five gifted, reticle,

[00:07:42] bend me over and cream pie inside of me, reticle as long as you're 18-plus and consensual.

[00:07:47] Check! We are at 80,000 subscribers still. We are 3k away from a mother flipping 90k.

[00:08:00] Okay.

[00:08:01] Havards, what is this?

[00:08:03] Havards, what is this?

[00:08:06] Rumor, Shaiqo close to deal with G2 for Loira's spot as we previous Jesus, as we previously

[00:08:14] anticipated regarding the interest and within depth verification of our six-tramp producer.

[00:08:18] G2 eSports is very close to the finalize the deal with T-Box, but it's not as impressive

[00:08:22] as that.

[00:08:23] is that possible line up? Shikodoki, Benjia, Stompin out of the mountain. Interesting.

[00:08:35] Interesting, interesting, interesting. Yeah, I don't know. How do you got that about this?

[00:08:39] I don't know. You know what, bro, I said we just say fuck it, bro. I said we just say fuck it me,

[00:08:45] stoppin mingo raid and um uh Richie we just started protein no let's just say

[00:08:52] fuck it y'all i'm being dead ass oh no kason so all right me stoppin mingo kason

[00:09:03] raid because i'll play support and we can't have Richie on support because me and Richie

[00:09:07] both play support so okay me stoppin mingo kason raid we just make a protein check

[00:09:13] I will not be the water boy blicks yo blicks types of more slick shit like that

[00:09:20] What what happens here fucking account?

[00:09:23] I'm not gonna be the water boy

[00:09:27] No, no, you're the coach drop you get richie sperm head. I'm talking to you

[00:09:33] Jack I don't go by sperm had dinner

[00:09:36] JR with the five gifts at JR

[00:09:39] Shocking stunt your way to

[00:09:41] beautiful girl that's why it'll never work you're having me

[00:09:51] who is that when they say it's over see you started at the park you said yeah

[00:09:59] life you're dark oh we didn't care with that I'm any man first of it today

[00:10:04] get that headbands I'm only wearing headbands from this point on I'm done

[00:10:09] having people come into the chat and say, what planet are you from? Welcome to

[00:10:13] earth. Sperman, Caillou, Mr. Green, Latham, Sanitas, Chama, only sleeping in

[00:10:18] headbamps. Only sleeping in headbamps from now on, y'all. I'm done. We're not

[00:10:22] doing this shit anymore. Speed did irreversible damage to my face, bro.

[00:10:27] Literally, like that. Speed did irreversible damage to my face. So,

[00:10:34] yeah, what we're gonna do from now on is I'm only wearing headbamps. First

[00:10:38] First come of the day coming in from Chronix, Chronix, let's make it good.

[00:10:43] First come of the day, chat, you know the rules, send them clips.

[00:10:48] Neat more, neat more, ee, neat more, more, more.

[00:10:55] Chat, I want to make funk music, dude.

[00:10:59] Love how you're reacting.

[00:11:03] Love how you're reacting.

[00:11:05] You hear the thorn trap go off and you swing off.

[00:11:08] This kid's got potential.

[00:11:09] Is that a little bit of a crowd spam there?

[00:11:13] Let me see this.

[00:11:14] Jack, this is what we call a good movement.

[00:11:16] High-fives, can we zoom in the camera?

[00:11:19] 2.7 centimeters to the division of the 64th power, 3.9 percent, minus 2 carry to zero,

[00:11:28] bring over to five, cross out to X, and then do a subtraction equation to the

[00:11:33] division. Generally, those are a little bit of a cross band. If I'm not mistaken, I believe

[00:11:43] it's a little bit of a cross band. This is the sign of good movement. Now the only way

[00:11:49] he's able to do that is he probably crouches with RB. Chatter, he probably crouches with

[00:11:53] RB. There's no other way to do that. So I can't even do that, right? I can't aim,

[00:11:59] shoot and lean and crouch at the same time, which means this guy's probably using RB to

[00:12:04] crouch, which is what a lot of top players do.

[00:12:13] I legitimately think this is champ.

[00:12:15] I'm not even trolling.

[00:12:16] I'm already erect, ready to explode my Johnson.

[00:12:20] Love it!

[00:12:22] Here's an enemy combated in freezer, activates the Fenrir.

[00:12:27] Now my cock is activated.

[00:12:29] This is what I'm talking about.

[00:12:30] Brother, yes!

[00:12:39] See how he's doing that?

[00:12:40] Oh!

[00:12:41] Do you see this kid's movement?

[00:12:42] Yeah, I'm telling you.

[00:12:44] I'm telling you.

[00:12:45] Wait, is there no game sound?

[00:12:50] Muted no audio?

[00:12:52] Wait, can y'all hear now?

[00:12:55] look at him crowd spamming this guy actually has the best movement I've ever seen

[00:13:10] Wait a minute. What rank is he? Emerald 5. Bro, he's either using... Listen, listen, listen!

[00:13:25] He's either using an elite controller with paddles, or he's crouching with RB.

[00:13:41] Forgot to go live on YouTube, I'm such a chad.

[00:13:45] Inside, inside, inside, inside, inside, good name.

[00:13:50] Shot him right in the pelvic region, that's what I'm talking about.

[00:13:53] Chronix, I'm going to be honest.

[00:13:55] the best movement I've ever seen bro legitimately you got your wits about you

[00:14:02] we are in champion ladies and gentlemen we are in champion brother you got

[00:14:09] your wits about you dude brother you got your wits about you my boy I'm not

[00:14:15] WPFT by the way.

[00:14:22] One in the chat if you are gooning to the stream.

[00:14:25] Two in the chat if you're not capable of gooning.

[00:14:27] Three in the chat if you're confused about a question.

[00:14:29] Four in the chat if you chose to not goon intentionally.

[00:14:33] Five in the chat if you like pineapples.

[00:14:37] Seeing ones, seeing twos.

[00:14:40] Seeing ones, seeing twos.

[00:14:41] Shadow, think of it of all of.

[00:14:43] Colbero thinking about the chat today's a good day, bro.

[00:14:48] Today's a good day.

[00:14:49] Chattano get more football training.

[00:14:51] Chattano has y'all no bribe in training football.

[00:14:53] I did more football training today.

[00:14:55] Chattano did way more football training.

[00:14:58] Chris discovered it in.

[00:14:59] Milo with the five gifted.

[00:15:01] Milo with the five gifted.

[00:15:02] Will Townsend with the five.

[00:15:04] What is this?

[00:15:09] Pigeon simulator?

[00:15:13] Hey! Did that bald bastard just throw a coffee cup out of pigeon? What a terrible fucking

[00:15:30] human being whoa whoa he's the anti-pigot

[00:15:45] can you just sit on his chest you can sit in this game sit on the lady sit on

[00:15:55] the no don't do that

[00:16:00] What the fuck is he stretching his ass out how is he able to pick this guy up

[00:16:30] How was she generating that much force with his shit?

[00:16:41] I don't understand.

[00:16:45] How does she generate that much force with slunky with the 10 gifted slunky, bend me over

[00:16:50] and have your way with me?

[00:16:57] So what's this game from?

[00:16:59] From SML they could revive gifted will appreciate it bro. James. They're going to your one

[00:17:04] I don't understand bro. I don't understand how y'all play this. I

[00:17:08] Actually don't understand. Hey Jinxie best clip. You're a chug Rob LOL

[00:17:13] Jack this guy's gamer tag is open chump 3875

[00:17:17] Listen to me listen to be clear if this guy is champ

[00:17:20] I will literally get a tattoo on my left ass cheek if your gamer tag has four numbers in it

[00:17:26] You're not good at video games. Period.

[00:17:28] Edit of story.

[00:17:33] Will from SML with the 10 gifted.

[00:17:36] Will, I appreciate you.

[00:17:38] Will, bend me over, have your way with me in GTA,

[00:17:42] unless you're 18 plus and consensual,

[00:17:43] then you could do it in real life.

[00:17:45] Know what the five gifted W know in the chat.

[00:17:48] Ladies and gentlemen, open challenge.

[00:17:56] Stop. Fucking stop.

[00:18:00] We're 40 seconds into the round, you're in clock call.

[00:18:03] Ladies and gentlemen, why are we not droning?

[00:18:08] Rainbow Six Sieges has been at about for 11 years.

[00:18:11] 11 years starts tomorrow or in three days.

[00:18:14] You're telling me you're not droning 11 years into the game.

[00:18:19] Swung by yours with the five gifted.

[00:18:23] Nice reaction time, bro.

[00:18:25] You make direct fucking eye contact with Kavanna and turn the other way!

[00:18:30] Are you dog shit?

[00:18:32] You drop the diffuser.

[00:18:36] Hey Jinxy, when is the stream ending?

[00:18:43] Cool, Ma, scroll it up, time out, Jack, more for 37 days.

[00:18:48] Uh, bro, why would you join a stream and then ask when it's ending?

[00:18:52] Like, do you realize how fucking this is like about his turn of streamer?

[00:18:59] Behind you, behind you, behind you!

[00:19:02] Alright, we're gonna have to work on that reaction time.

[00:19:04] Brother, he was stampeding behind you. I don't know what took you so long.

[00:19:08] We're last.

[00:19:09] Scope in for the love of God!

[00:19:26] Where are you going?

[00:19:36] I'm legitimately contemplating giving you negative points.

[00:19:58] Nothing about this clip was good or inspiring at all.

[00:20:06] are we dead ass? Are we dead ass? See bro, now you're pasting my head onto Johnny Sins.

[00:20:30] I chat I'm not Johnny Sam's guys I am Nicholas D. Stewart hailing from Dark and

[00:20:39] Sprit. Jinxie stinks with the 10 gifted subscriptions. Jinxie stinks do me a

[00:20:45] favor bro change your twitch username greatly appreciate the gift. Brother

[00:20:50] John actually smell I kind of smell like roses guys. Hey Jinxie hate from

[00:20:57] Colorado. Yo, Jinxy, can you stream later? I'm busy right now. So let me get this

[00:21:07] straight. You want me to end my stream and then go live later just because you're

[00:21:17] busy right now. Even though there's probably thousands of other people who

[00:21:21] who are not busy.

[00:21:23] You wanted me, you wanted me to,

[00:21:28] have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have,

[00:21:30] have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have,

[00:21:33] don't.

[00:21:41] What the fuck is wrong with your brain?

[00:21:46] Fuck.

[00:21:47] Now to answer that dumb ass's question.

[00:21:50] No! We're not going to end the stream and then go live later because you're busy right now!

[00:21:57] Just come back and rewinding the vibe! Fuck!

[00:22:03] Page and seat looking fat lately. Thanks, bro. Appreciate it. Thank you, man.

[00:22:10] What happened with the wings? What wings are you talking about?

[00:22:13] What wings are you talking about? Legitimately, what are you talking about?

[00:22:17] Alright y'all, next bit of the day.

[00:22:23] Alright y'all, next bit of the day.

[00:22:26] Next bit of the day.

[00:22:28] Rocket League clip.

[00:22:30] Rocket League clip.

[00:22:47] finger my asshole what wait but y'all are losing four nil but dude y'all are

[00:23:00] losing four nil it's not that good that actually bro that clip would have been

[00:23:05] so good but because y'all are losing that Jaden Daniels and Jericho bro because

[00:23:14] you're losing for no your clip loses so much aura dude hey Jinxie I'm a first

[00:23:19] time clipper a dopey I'd love to hear that your first time clipper bro first

[00:23:24] time clippers always makes my day to it welcome to the clipping family King

[00:23:29] danger hey didn't hey Jinxie are you ever going to win a rl tournament

[00:23:33] probably not rockety tournaments are literally impossible to win there

[00:23:39] It's not one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life, and I'm not exaggerating.

[00:23:47] Okay, that was good.

[00:23:56] Right!

[00:23:59] Stop!

[00:24:00] What rank is this?

[00:24:02] Everybody's walking around like T-hunt bots.

[00:24:05] This literally looks like, what?

[00:24:07] Finally, after his third kill, someone finally shot a bullet at him.

[00:24:14] My god!

[00:24:19] Right!

[00:24:23] You're shooting to shoot, you're shooting to shoot, shoot with precision!

[00:24:30] Bro, look at where his body is, look at where your crosshair is.

[00:24:34] This is what happens when you pre-fire aimlessly.

[00:24:43] What are you doing?

[00:24:44] What are you doing? What are you doing?

[00:24:47] Does anybody in this lobby have a working brain?

[00:24:52] Oh my god!

[00:24:55] Congrats on 500k the other day.

[00:24:58] It wants me to buy it!

[00:25:00] We didn't actually get 500k!

[00:25:10] Behind the throne! Behind the throne! Swing him!

[00:25:17] Stop. Listen to me and listen to me clear, bro. You are ass.

[00:25:21] Brother man, brother man, I'm gonna be legitimately serious.

[00:25:25] Actually, you're not ass. Let me know, let me be honest.

[00:25:30] 5 out of 10. No, well 4 out of 10. Viewbotting exposed, caught. Yo, yo, dumbass, dumbass.

[00:25:39] I got Viewbotting. I didn't Viewbot 500,000 fucking people. I got Viewbotting, bro. Jesus.

[00:25:49] Yeah, I can make up for the problem. L, ungrateful. What do you want me to be grateful for? Yo,

[00:25:56] Bro, bro, bro, bro, what do you want me to be grateful for?

[00:25:59] I'm curious.

[00:26:00] Do you want me to be grateful for the fact

[00:26:02] that somebody view-botted my stream?

[00:26:04] What do you mean, Al, I'm grateful?

[00:26:06] What the fuck does that mean?

[00:26:16] Stop.

[00:26:17] You are holding a long range angle with an SMG12.

[00:26:21] I wanna sock you in the side of the head

[00:26:24] for having this much of an ego.

[00:26:26] Predator man, this gun has more recoil than Kim Kardashian's Fortnite skin.

[00:26:31] This gun is meant for close range gunfights and close range gunfights only.

[00:26:36] What the fuck are you doing?

[00:26:37] Legitimately.

[00:26:38] What are you doing?

[00:26:41] Tell me why there's a guy in the chat named Jinxies underscore eyebrows and his first

[00:26:46] message ever is miss ya.

[00:26:50] Scord up!

[00:26:51] I'm not making this up!

[00:26:52] first message is miss you yeah remember we're not taking long range gunfights

[00:27:01] but it has to be all right you're not you're not stopping buddy

[00:27:06] Lansing. Lansing. Lansing. Right! Right! Right! Right! Right! Left, left, left. I might've

[00:27:28] just came. I'm pretty sure there's a white teardrop dripping down my leg right now.

[00:27:35] Daddy, I'm wet.

[00:27:36] Daddy, I'm wet.

[00:27:37] Oh, OK.

[00:27:40] You know what?

[00:27:41] Do whatever you want.

[00:27:42] That was sexy.

[00:27:43] Who just gifted?

[00:27:44] Somebody just gifted it here.

[00:27:46] Snail with the five gifted.

[00:27:47] Snail, put it inside me.

[00:27:50] Polo, think of it as your one polo.

[00:27:52] Afs, think of it as my, cross me, think of it as my.

[00:27:56] Yo, hi, guys.

[00:27:57] Just a kind little moderation request, hi, guys.

[00:28:02] Hi, guys.

[00:28:03] Can we maybe potentially time out the people that are typing Sperm ad please?

[00:28:08] High-fives. It's like every day. High-fives. It's literally every day. Could we,

[00:28:14] what do you mean no? High-fives. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[00:28:18] What do you mean no? High-fives. This is not a question. This is an order.

[00:28:22] Time out the people typing Sperm ad. Just pixel with the 10 gifted.

[00:28:27] Just pixel with the 10 gifted. Just pixel. Put it inside of me.

[00:28:29] This stream is so mediocre.

[00:28:36] You load into, uh, brother, you load into a Twitch stream and you type, this stream

[00:28:42] is so mediocre.

[00:28:43] Got it right, horrible play, horrible play.

[00:28:55] What are we shooting at?

[00:28:57] Stop randomly shooting.

[00:28:58] If you randomly shoot at one more object for no reason other than trying to look cool,

[00:29:02] I'm gonna shut off Maxbox and end the stream and go jerk off.

[00:29:08] Stop this random shooting shit!

[00:29:09] Look, I'm not flashy, I'm gonna teach you the fundamentals of this game.

[00:29:14] Stop this random shooting bullshit.

[00:29:17] You're not spoiled.

[00:29:18] Hi guys!

[00:29:19] Hi guys!

[00:29:21] Yo yo yo!

[00:29:23] I'm not fucking with you!

[00:29:27] Hi MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIS!

[00:29:32] Good name.

[00:29:35] Good name.

[00:29:37] I don't know what they're doing, what are they doing?

[00:29:42] Why every time somebody's in a 4v1 in this Godforsaken video game

[00:29:47] in this godforsaken video game they do everything in the power to sell

[00:30:00] one v2 scenario okay I'm gonna be honest this clip has got him

[00:30:05] Progressively better

[00:30:12] Left left

[00:30:15] Incredible absolutely incredible in

[00:30:19] Now without further ado. It's time to solo queue to champion wait. I was let me react to that rocket league thing. What is that?

[00:30:25] Havards, what is that?

[00:30:27] Havards, what is that? What is that? Havards?

[00:30:29] I'm not John Joe Shelby shut the fuck up

[00:30:32] Hap!

[00:30:33] Havards, what is this?

[00:30:36] Rocket League, Baccarat.

[00:30:38] Limits?

[00:30:39] Are challenges to overcome.

[00:30:42] Ceilings?

[00:30:43] It's...

[00:30:44] Dominus!

[00:30:44] To be shattered.

[00:30:46] And you're killing me!

[00:30:48] You're always pushing the limits!

[00:30:51] This is for the child races!

[00:30:53] This is for the owners who reset the battle!

[00:30:56] The game is changing!

[00:30:58] This is season 22.

[00:31:04] What does that mean?

[00:31:07] Why did it say Dominus Versailles Octane?

[00:31:10] What does it mean?

[00:31:11] The numbers, Mason!

[00:31:12] What do they mean?

[00:31:13] The numbers, Mason!

[00:31:14] What do they mean?

[00:31:15] What does this mean, Chad?

[00:31:16] Does anybody know?

[00:31:17] Flip reset, reset indicator.

[00:31:18] Flip reset.

[00:31:19] Flip reset.

[00:31:20] Flip reset, reset indicator.

[00:31:25] Flip reset, flip reset, flip reset indicator.

[00:31:30] Jynxie, can I lick your nostrils? It means fuck you, clown.

[00:31:34] React to the trailer of a new game called Become Trailer.

[00:31:38] L overthinker. Yo, I'm not overthinking, buddy. I'm trying to figure out what it means.

[00:31:44] Is that a flip reset indicator?

[00:31:47] Oh, but chat, how does this affect me, y'all?

[00:31:52] I don't know how to flip reset.

[00:31:53] I'm a fucking failure.

[00:31:55] But you know what game I'm not a failure in?

[00:31:58] Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six, seven.

[00:32:01] Now chat, as you know, the way that I got champion

[00:32:07] was a little bit chatty.

[00:32:08] All right, I'm going to call it one minute.

[00:32:10] The way that I got champion was a little bit chatty.

[00:32:13] So today, we are going to be hitting champion solo live.

[00:32:18] I believe I need three wins.

[00:32:21] Everybody, put your hand on your penis.

[00:32:24] Grab the nearest can of lotion.

[00:32:27] Maybe get some tissues, if need be.

[00:32:29] Remember, as long as you're 18 plus.

[00:32:32] If you're younger than 18, muffle your ears right now

[00:32:35] or mute your mic.

[00:32:36] But yes, free gift.

[00:32:41] well. You know what? Yep, let me take off the headband. I'm really getting their mix in. I don't care.

[00:32:51] Jesus. Free gift. Now, would it be crazy to say that this could be Yeager Black-Eyes?

[00:33:00] Would it be absolutely insane to say that this could be Yeager Black-Eyes?

[00:33:08] Where's my free gift? Hello?

[00:33:11] Where's my free gift? Where's my free gift? Where the fuck is my free gift mother fucker!

[00:33:26] I just had it! Whoa, whoa that's not my right! Whoa, whoa! See it's...

[00:33:39] I almost shit myself.

[00:33:41] I almost shit myself.

[00:33:43] I thought I got de-ranked the copper again.

[00:33:45] Jack, where's my three gifts?

[00:33:48] Where do I go?

[00:33:51] Where do I go?

[00:33:52] Where do I go?

[00:33:56] It's a pistol skin?

[00:33:58] Real rank?

[00:34:00] Jinxie, you have a small dick.

[00:34:03] What was the point of typing that?

[00:34:05] Scroll down highlights.

[00:34:09] What do you mean highlight?

[00:34:11] Bro, where do I go for the free gift? Where do I go for the free gift?

[00:34:22] Shop highlights. Oh my god. Oh my god

[00:34:26] No, it's not here guys. It's not here

[00:34:30] I'm gonna put a controller inside of me

[00:34:33] Chat it's not here. I'm actually gonna start making love to a controller

[00:34:38] Guys, it's not in here. On bundles. No, don't call me a dummy. You guys just said shop

[00:34:45] highlights. You can't give me the wrong advice, then say dummy. Scroll down. I'm down!

[00:34:54] Shut up! I'm down! He doesn't get any more down. I'm down! Scroll down, scroll down.

[00:35:00] Okay, okay, just go down.

[00:35:01] Yeah, I'm down, I'm down.

[00:35:02] Get down!

[00:35:06] Fuck!

[00:35:11] All right, so the pre-gift is unrecoverable.

[00:35:18] Ladies and gentlemen,

[00:35:20] high-fives, my court is also not.

[00:35:23] My court is also not.

[00:35:23] Ladies and gentlemen, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[00:35:26] Whoa!

[00:35:28] It's just that diamond.

[00:35:29] What is happening? I gotta reset my game.

[00:35:32] What is happening?

[00:35:33] What the actual fuck is happening, Gal?

[00:35:35] What is happening?

[00:35:42] What the fuck was that?

[00:35:45] What the fuck was that?

[00:35:49] Any plans on selling your bathwater anytime soon?

[00:35:54] Jack.

[00:35:57] The new season of Rainbub.

[00:35:58] Wait, how many days away is the new season of R6?

[00:36:03] Let's ask Bernard.

[00:36:07] Bernard, how many days away is the new season of R6?

[00:36:16] The new season of Rainbow Six Siege, year 11, season 1, called Operation Silent Hunt will start on Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026.

[00:36:25] How many days is that Bernard?

[00:36:29] Alright, so today is February 27th and the new season kicks off on March 3rd

[00:36:34] That's just five days away basically right around the corner Bernard. I'm gonna touch your little asshole

[00:36:42] I'm all about keeping things friendly. So let's keep it light-hearted

[00:36:46] Five days till the new season sounds like we've got some gaming hype to build up instead Bernard as it currently sits

[00:36:53] I'm three I'm three wins away from champion. I hit champion on like a rollback

[00:37:00] but then I T-ranked so now I'm gonna try to hit champion legit right now

[00:37:04] Bernardo, aha the rollercoaster rider ranks but hey you've been here before and

[00:37:10] you're just three wins away totally durable lock in keep it steady and that

[00:37:15] champion rank will be yours legit no roll. Bernardo if I get champion could you

[00:37:20] maybe fondle me? I'm here to cheer you on with all the virtual hype in the world

[00:37:26] but I'll leave the real-world interactions to your actual friends.

[00:37:29] But Bernard, I want you to just fondle my ball hairs.

[00:37:33] I'm definitely not the one for that. Let's keep the focus on that champion rank grind

[00:37:39] because once you get to it, that's gonna feel way better than it was.

[00:37:42] You know what I'm gonna do Bernard? Is I'm gonna add a delay because of the

[00:37:45] stream sniping delinquents that sounds like it's sorry

[00:38:04] ladies and gentlemen we are three wins away from champion ladies and

[00:38:11] Ladies and gentlemen, in today's stream,

[00:38:15] I, Nicholas Stewart will not only be heading champion,

[00:38:20] all solo queue, but I'll be hitting diamond as well.

[00:38:25] I'm gonna hit champion in rainbow six siege.

[00:38:28] Remember, all solo queue.

[00:38:30] Like Kid Cuddy said, listen good,

[00:38:33] I don't have nobody but one.

[00:38:37] I might feel all the sounds of satanity

[00:38:42] Hoping what I hear loops itself continuously

[00:38:48] Then I won't be afraid

[00:38:50] No, no

[00:38:52] Squirtle, do you want to be on the new broccoli tonight?

[00:38:56] Chad, I'm three wins away

[00:39:00] Loser, imp, imp, get me, get me

[00:39:03] Chad, I'm three wins away

[00:39:05] From champion solo queue

[00:39:07] Let me talk to Squirtle.

[00:39:09] Tell me, talk to Squirtle.

[00:39:12] Squirtle, how you been, little guy?

[00:39:16] Chet, you know, I kind of look at Squirtle

[00:39:17] as like my little brother.

[00:39:18] You know what I mean?

[00:39:19] I sort of look at Squirtle as like my little brother.

[00:39:24] Chet, I never had a little brother.

[00:39:26] Chet, I was always the little brother.

[00:39:28] Do y'all have little brothers?

[00:39:31] Chet, I never had a little brother.

[00:39:35] Listen good. I don't

[00:39:38] Jitty jitty jitty jitty no Chad. It's not jitty. It's about it's about Jeff. It's not jitty. It's not jitty

[00:39:45] It's about how it's about having a little brother

[00:39:48] It's about having a little brother jitty calms

[00:39:51] Really guys seriously dude

[00:39:53] Hey, Jinxie, can you caress my nuts?

[00:39:57] Squirtle don't know you

[00:39:58] Mr. Beast video chat already said this guys um

[00:40:02] Listen, I was gonna go to the mr. Beast video today

[00:40:05] I was in the airport and I got on the toilet and I had stomach aches so I had to go home.

[00:40:14] I was gonna go to the Mr. Beast video today, but then I had stomach aches and I had to go home.

[00:40:22] It's not cap! Jack, can y'all believe me? Can y'all believe me for once?

[00:40:28] Let's go to the jump party, jump party. Let's go to the jump party.

[00:40:35] hey squirtle how's it going? yo squirtle you wanted a 1v1 and rocket leak later today?

[00:40:41] yes I'm down bro okay that's a question you know how you added me on snap right

[00:40:47] and you leaked it to whatever about that okay don't say I didn't add you on snap

[00:40:51] why do you take a whole week to respond for the first ever time? uh squirtle

[00:40:56] like bro I don't think you are I don't check snap dude

[00:40:59] squirtle listen listen bro you don't check snap baby squirtle listen bro listen

[00:41:03] Listen, Squirtle, chill.

[00:41:05] Squirtle, do you think I can get a champion solo queue, man?

[00:41:07] What do you think?

[00:41:09] Hahaha, check who you play against in like 10 minutes.

[00:41:16] Wait, who am I playing against right now?

[00:41:18] It's five champs.

[00:41:19] Do you know these guys?

[00:41:20] I don't know.

[00:41:21] I don't know.

[00:41:22] Why are you smiling, mate?

[00:41:23] Why are you smiling?

[00:41:24] Wait.

[00:41:25] One of you wanted me to rock only later.

[00:41:28] Did you like assemble a hit squad on me?

[00:41:31] Ha ha ha!

[00:41:32] Nope.

[00:41:34] Ha ha.

[00:41:36] One of you on me rockily laid a bet.

[00:41:38] Alright, let's go.

[00:41:39] You'll never beat me in any game.

[00:41:41] In any case, you'll never beat me.

[00:41:44] I promise.

[00:41:49] You hear that little evil fucking bastard?

[00:41:52] What does that even mean?

[00:41:56] He assembled a...

[00:41:58] He assembled a stream-snipe team?

[00:42:01] Re-carregando!

[00:42:03] Re-carregando!

[00:42:05] Chad, where's Bravo from your profession?

[00:42:13] Three ones away from Chad, guys. Let's do it.

[00:42:19] Cover me! Reload it!

[00:42:31] Listen good. I don't have nobody, but what I might feel all the sounds of

[00:42:47] sanity hoping what I hear looks itself empty. Then I won't be afraid. No, no.

[00:42:58] Come on chat

[00:43:03] We are trying to solo queue to champ today

[00:43:10] I gotta get champ for the season and sorry to finish champ

[00:43:16] Why would you beat that are you crazy why would you beat that are you like a dumbass?

[00:43:27] So why would you keep that up?

[00:43:42] teammate are you twerking in front of me?

[00:43:45] stop fucking twerking dumbass

[00:43:48] we could win

[00:43:52] I don't like kidding we're not winning

[00:43:55] who am I kidding?

[00:44:27] actually no fucking way oh my god there is actually no fucking way yeah wow

[00:44:37] wow holy titty milk holy breast this is cat thank you for the cheer one

[00:44:46] appreciate you sister xx thank you for the cheer one of the comment thank you

[00:44:49] for the prime life post thank you for the prime

[00:44:51] Zim Zim who my teammate

[00:44:56] For realsies

[00:44:58] Check what percentage of champions would you say I'm Zim? I would say realistically it has gone down

[00:45:04] I would say realistically one out of every light

[00:45:10] One out of every like five champs is Zim

[00:45:14] No, I'm not 40% I would say one of every five champs is him probably one of every five

[00:45:21] Guys, who's got a loving message.

[00:45:25] Beautiful date to you, Jinxy.

[00:45:26] I hope you are doing well.

[00:45:28] Yo, I'm Wolf.

[00:45:29] Thank you, bro.

[00:45:30] Like legitimately, thank you.

[00:45:32] Thank you, my dear.

[00:45:34] You've been a bad girl, Junko.

[00:45:36] What?

[00:45:37] What do you mean, bad girl?

[00:45:39] Hey, Jinxy, what fits up your ass?

[00:45:42] It's a locator bomb.

[00:45:43] Yo, there is literally a guy in the chat whose name is Ginny.

[00:45:47] Guys, there is a guy in the Twitch chat whose name is literally JIDDIY.

[00:45:53] I'm not kidding, gal.

[00:45:57] So why would ever I read a positive message?

[00:45:59] You guys say fake chat.

[00:46:01] You guys realize there are positive people in here, right?

[00:46:04] Chat with the positive squad.

[00:46:06] Chat if you're a positive, you're a type of P in the chat.

[00:46:10] Chat if you're a positive, you're a type of P in the chat.

[00:46:13] If you're a negative, you're a type of N in the chat.

[00:46:15] If you are a horny viewer, try to take some time.

[00:46:22] You can see love from Glasgow.

[00:46:23] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I know where Glasgow is.

[00:46:26] Isn't Glasgow in Scotland?

[00:46:28] Bro, Glasgow's in Scotland, right?

[00:46:32] I know where Glasgow is, I've heard of that.

[00:46:36] Chad, did you guys know a lot of Scottish people play

[00:46:40] Siege, did you notice?

[00:46:43] A lot of Scottish people play Siege.

[00:46:45] Joe, nothing much.

[00:46:51] Hey, Jinxie, fuck you.

[00:46:53] Okay?

[00:47:15] I didn't see somebody up there, did I see somebody up there?

[00:47:25] Got each hell.

[00:47:28] What the fuck?

[00:47:31] It's going to be a volcano here.

[00:48:11] You're a champ, bro?

[00:48:18] How are you champ moving like that?

[00:48:33] I can win this. I've done crazier things in my life.

[00:48:53] I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.

[00:49:23] exact same thing and I don't have any dishes. Nah, I wouldn't do the same thing.

[00:49:28] I wouldn't have to say the exact thing, bro. I wouldn't have to say the exact thing.

[00:49:34] Hey, Jinxie, hate from Finland. You're one to talk. Bro, chat. Is it just me, bro?

[00:49:41] Wait a minute, wait a minute. Am I kidding? Like, chat. Every time I get on

[00:49:48] this game, I just play a five stack of champs. This has been the last two

[00:49:53] rant sessions chat whoa but it's only what I'm streaming y'all to be fair

[00:50:02] though these guys are beatable these guys are definitely fucking beatable like

[00:50:08] I get I have a feeling we're gonna win this y'all these guys are definitely

[00:50:12] fucking beatable here he goes baby emoji baby baby baby baby I mean yeah

[00:50:21] chat I'm solo queueing in every game I play as a five stack of champs who are

[00:50:26] trying their left and right testicles off it's all good bro because on March

[00:50:31] 3rd I'm gonna be locked so I see thinking about a chat new season of

[00:50:37] season five days are you kidding me agency you look submissive you use

[00:50:44] your drone to locate a bomb

[00:50:47] Jinxi, what am I getting my one million dollars? What? What do you mean? Sending hate from Mars?

[00:50:55] Shut up! What do you mean when are you getting your million dollars? What are you talking about?

[00:51:01] Okay, chapter went CC. We got this. Everybody lock in. Grim. Grim, buddy, buddy, buddy.

[00:51:17] 5 seconds ago.

[00:51:20] 5 seconds.

[00:51:24] Grim with the 5 gift gift.

[00:51:25] W Grim in the chat.

[00:51:27] Precinct bomb location and defuse it.

[00:51:31] Hey JC, it looks like your eyebrows are growing.

[00:51:34] Thanks man.

[00:51:37] I also feel like they're growing a little bit.

[00:51:39] I can treat you so much.

[00:51:41] And mine is prying.

[00:51:43] Chat's out of the reason why I'm going twitch is so I can get rid of these bandits easy.

[00:51:46] Easy all right remind you fuck the fucking new chamber on the Dronal

[00:52:02] From telling you this team is very beatable chapter very beatable

[00:52:07] Like for a champ stack, I'm not that impressed

[00:52:16] I got one of his bandits!

[00:52:22] I know he's best!

[00:52:25] Chad, I guarantee you this guy just threw a controller.

[00:52:46] One out four remaining. Do a drop to the diffuser.

[00:52:52] No way!

[00:52:55] Oh my god, he almost clutched a 1v4!

[00:53:11] Holy shit!

[00:53:13] Whoever this guy is is a god!

[00:53:17] Whoever this guy is is a god!

[00:53:19] Bro, he just clutched a 1v4?

[00:53:23] or are you almost in almost almost almost oh my god try to make my coffee's ready

[00:53:30] bitches Jess we do a long stream today what do we think

[00:53:34] we're just doing a long stream today chat I'm gonna stay on siege until I lose

[00:53:38] all right I'm gonna stay on siege until I lose and then we're getting down in

[00:53:42] rocket league bitches

[00:54:23] Chat, I feel like I want to be a singer.

[00:54:25] Chat, what do y'all think?

[00:54:26] Baby, I love your style.

[00:54:30] Stay on Teach Chat, relax.

[00:54:32] Guys, when the new season of Teach comes out...

[00:54:42] Guys, like what is my life?

[00:54:45] I'm in the middle of a sentence in a floating sperm out of these swims.

[00:54:49] I'll end this goddamn stream!

[00:54:51] What do you mean, does he ever shut up?

[00:54:56] I'm streaming bro!

[00:54:57] Shut up!

[00:54:58] You shut up!

[00:54:59] You shut the fuck up!

[00:55:00] You shut up!

[00:55:01] You shut up!

[00:55:02] Fuck!

[00:55:03] Fuck!

[00:55:04] Fuck!

[00:55:05] Fuck!

[00:55:06] Fuck!

[00:55:07] Fuck!

[00:55:08] Fuck!

[00:55:09] Fuck!

[00:55:10] Fuck!

[00:55:11] Fuck!

[00:55:12] Fuck!

[00:55:13] Fuck!

[00:55:14] Fuck!

[00:55:15] Fuck!

[00:55:16] Fuck!

[00:55:17] Fuck!

[00:55:18] Fuck! What was I saying? I'm not gonna try to thought again. Dude, when the new

[00:55:25] season of siege comes out I'm gonna be grinding, guys. Grinding?

[00:56:02] that

[00:56:11] can't focus on

[00:56:15] oh

[00:56:40] focus our playing five champs focus guys guys focus we're playing five champs

[00:56:45] a

[00:56:49] Team a guy

[00:56:52] To me that all right ones downstairs

[00:57:01] Where my team is actually so fucking good

[00:57:05] Chat watch this this is just raw game sounds okay

[00:57:09] See now chat I have a C4. Oh, so if they tried to play

[00:57:15] Is that a nitro?

[00:57:17] Oh no.

[00:57:26] One out four remaining.

[00:57:37] YES! YES! YES! YES!

[00:57:42] We are about to beat!

[00:57:45] five champions on the dodo solo trodo queue.

[00:57:51] Bro, it's deadly ukulele guys getting sold.

[00:57:55] One in three lead, one in four four, two in four four,

[00:57:58] one in three lead.

[00:58:00] Boys wake up, y'all are about to lose.

[00:58:05] Hey, Jixi and the stream sperm head.

[00:58:08] Pipe down, spermie.

[00:58:09] You lost our $1 million.

[00:58:12] Chad, I had a one in 50 chance of winning.

[00:58:15] Guys, and it's probably all luck.

[00:58:17] Guys, I would have did the Mr. Beast video.

[00:58:19] I got stomach aches.

[00:58:21] Chad, I got stomach aches, y'all.

[00:58:23] No, but Chad, okay.

[00:58:24] The real reason why I didn't go to the Mr. Beast thing

[00:58:29] is if I made it far in the challenge,

[00:58:32] I don't really know if I would be able to stream

[00:58:34] the next day because you're basically in a cube

[00:58:38] and it's like, dude, I don't want to take a day off.

[00:58:41] Chad, I don't want to take a day off, y'all.

[00:58:43] I don't want to take a day off.

[00:58:44] You feel what I'm saying?

[00:58:47] Chad's not anti-social.

[00:58:50] Chad's not anti-social.

[00:58:52] It's not anti-social.

[00:58:55] No, it's not that I lied, bro.

[00:58:56] I just seen the video,

[00:58:58] like I was talking to Mr. Beast about it,

[00:59:00] like I called him like two times about the video.

[00:59:03] And it sort of seemed like if I made it far in the video,

[00:59:06] it was gonna be really hard to stream the next day.

[00:59:09] So yeah, I just don't want to miss a stream guys

[00:59:15] That's all it really is guys listen

[00:59:18] Listen, bro. If I wasn't doing 365 days

[00:59:22] Sure, I would 100% do a video. It would be fun. I wouldn't even worry about streaming

[00:59:26] But the thing is bro, I want to stream every day for two years in a row

[00:59:29] So that's ultimately why I didn't do the video and if I did do it a stream

[00:59:33] It would be like a 30 minute stream and I'm not a part-timer track

[00:59:36] I want to do long ass streams every day like long ass good ass plate high-energy

[00:59:49] Spass they're gonna get

[00:59:58] Our chat lock in we are one round away from beating five champions away

[01:00:06] What about charity match bro? Let me just say this if I got invited to the charity match

[01:00:15] I would 1 million percent go. Football is different bro. Football is different. And it's also

[01:00:24] in the charity match if I got invited I'm not in a queue bro. I'm in a field playing

[01:00:29] football. Football is way different. I would never miss the Simon charity match

[01:00:35] in a million years never no matter what guys have been training for that match

[01:00:40] if I get invited

[01:00:48] what about the stream why be able to stream I'd be able to stream cuz yeah

[01:00:52] the charity match is a couple of hours the mr. Beast video is like multiple days

[01:00:56] guys

[01:00:59] all that guy's pissed chat I let me just guess like on that seat where I'm just

[01:01:04] I'm just guessing that guy's a bitch.

[01:01:25] You should get a head cam for the cherry map shot.

[01:01:27] I haven't been invited yet, guys.

[01:01:31] It's not even 100% that I'm even going.

[01:01:34] Alright, we're gonna get going.

[01:01:50] One on four remaining.

[01:01:51] We just beat five champs!

[01:01:55] We just beat five champs!

[01:01:57] So doke you!

[01:01:59] What a W-ass team!

[01:02:02] Bro!

[01:02:04] we just beat five champs oh my god oh my god you literally leak it no I didn't

[01:02:14] leak it yeah y'all realize I don't need anything yeah I never leaked nothing in

[01:02:21] my life chat we are okay all right time to focus we are two wins away from

[01:02:27] champion now there is gonna be a couple of people are gonna try to stream

[01:02:33] I'm going to hide my stream so that I can't see when I queue.

[01:02:44] I'm going to hide my stream.

[01:02:45] How many phone numbers have you leaked?

[01:02:47] So I never leak a phone number in my life.

[01:02:53] I do leak stuff sometimes.

[01:02:55] But chat, it's not on purpose, y'all.

[01:02:58] Yes, I accidentally leak Riley's number.

[01:03:00] I still feel bad about that.

[01:03:01] Max and Elite Jason up there.

[01:03:04] Hey, Jinxie, take your shirt off.

[01:03:08] Jinxie, take your shirt off.

[01:03:10] Hunter, no, I'm not gonna,

[01:03:16] I'm not gonna take my shirt off.

[01:03:18] Jinxie, you said bababoo sus,

[01:03:19] aka me that you'll see me at the match in a lot.

[01:03:22] No, no, no, no, no.

[01:03:25] First off, yo, bababoo sus, man.

[01:03:28] I wanna apologize, dude.

[01:03:29] Yeah, you know, yesterday I was raging because, you know, Bababoo sucks with stream sniping

[01:03:36] on a smurf account.

[01:03:38] And I told him a bunch of horrible things.

[01:03:40] I said his mom should have swallowed him.

[01:03:42] Bababoo sucks, bro.

[01:03:43] I apologize, dude.

[01:03:45] Your mom is a lovely baby and you're a lovely young man.

[01:03:48] I wouldn't apologize for that.

[01:03:50] You know, you don't talk about somebody, mom.

[01:03:52] Now, Chad, the next thing I'm going to say, I'm in a peace turd, 2026, it's just

[01:03:57] peace.

[01:03:58] It's um if y'all have watched, uh

[01:04:02] Vinland saga

[01:04:04] I have no enemies

[01:04:06] I know no enemies. All right, so it's a peace journey chat. I'm never going to get mad again

[01:04:12] In this street

[01:04:14] There's never going to be a time high guys call him

[01:04:17] I'm just saying I'm in a peace turn

[01:04:19] I I know no enemies

[01:04:21] Hey, how about us? How's it going?

[01:04:23] Yo, bro, I just wanted to start off as peace journey, bro

[01:04:26] because you know what, I'm also on a peace tour, and I think here at Kixie LLC we only provide

[01:04:32] positivity, so please just, you know, in the chat, only positive messages,

[01:04:42] and yeah it's going to be a great day, but I hope everybody's having a fantastic day.

[01:04:47] How about you, are you being serious? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:04:50] You actually want to enter a peace tour to have us?

[01:04:52] So as of 227, 2026, February 27th, you want to enter peace journey have us me and you, me and Nicholas that was Stewart.

[01:05:04] So, let me get this straight. We are forming like a peace bond alliance. There's going to be no more harassment. No more negativity. Just love.

[01:05:16] Just love for 10 minutes.

[01:05:21] Wait.

[01:05:22] Oh, what a club!

[01:05:27] The phone call was going perfect until the last second.

[01:05:30] For 10 minutes, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[01:05:35] For 10 minutes?

[01:05:36] Oh, no, I was supposed to hide my cue.

[01:05:39] Chat, how do I?

[01:05:40] Okay.

[01:05:41] How do I get into a ranked game without getting Q-Sniper?

[01:05:45] Bro, Chat, should I just like, what should I do?

[01:05:49] That's a good way to like distract stream snipers.

[01:05:52] How do I get in without a, do you know what I'm saying?

[01:05:58] What do I do?

[01:05:59] Uninstall, that's not gonna fucking help.

[01:06:02] 15 minutes delay, I don't know, stop playing.

[01:06:06] Jinxie, are you really going to have kid with Bonnie Blue?

[01:06:09] Yeah, this is the problem,

[01:06:10] because this is what I'm saying.

[01:06:12] This is the problem with AI videos, bro.

[01:06:14] Is because what ends up happening with AI

[01:06:17] Is

[01:06:20] There's a video right and let's say it gets a hundred thousand views in the video

[01:06:24] 99,900 people know the videos AI, but then there's 10 people that think it's real

[01:06:31] Yo DZ no, I'm not really gonna have a kid with body blue

[01:06:36] Jinxie sending hate from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. Yeah, no, fuck you. Are you still doing Pokemon stream? No

[01:06:43] Shut the fuck up and play the game. Congrats on the baby. Sending hate from Switzerland.

[01:06:51] It's real bro, just accept it. Shut up. Shut up. You're my favorite lesbian streamer.

[01:06:57] Congrats on the child. God damn it, Skittles. Yo, chat, I wanted to bring up this YouTube

[01:07:05] comment that I saw today on my channel. I wanted to bring up your chat. I'm an

[01:07:11] an operation knock it strings like today.

[01:07:14] I wanted to bring up this YouTube video

[01:07:15] that I saw on my channel,

[01:07:17] or not YouTube video.

[01:07:18] Chad, I wanted to bring up this YouTube comment, all right?

[01:07:20] So we'll go to the YouTube channel, all right?

[01:07:23] Chad, let's go to the YouTube channel, okay?

[01:07:25] Let's go to the YouTube channel right here.

[01:07:29] Okay.

[01:07:30] So Chad, new YouTube video, just posted it, right?

[01:07:34] You know, and you know, Chad,

[01:07:35] let's just check out average

[01:07:37] Jinxy YouTube comment section.

[01:07:39] Why don't we do this, Chad?

[01:07:41] Let's just check out an average, you know, average day in a jinx of YouTube comments.

[01:07:47] Top comment. Why is Geo dude in the bottom corner? Mind you, this video is three hours old.

[01:07:53] Mute has been targeted by Domino's. What is that bottom left corner? Joshua,

[01:07:59] what do you mean? What is that? Let's chat. Do you see what I'm saying? What is that?

[01:08:05] You are by far the best content creator that suffers from alopecia.

[01:08:09] First off, dude, I don't know what that is. Shout out to them, though. Or wait.

[01:08:16] Yeah, shout out to them. I, right? Okay. Yes. Shout out to them. I don't have whatever that is.

[01:08:24] You must have missed a couple of videos.

[01:08:27] W Ron for playing R6 with the Make-A-Wish kid. It's every comment.

[01:08:32] You'll be able to see this guy's positive already finished event W.

[01:08:36] J.

[01:08:37] See bro, this is the wholesome love I love to see bro.

[01:08:41] The pepperoni is six foot tall.

[01:08:43] Love supporting small streamers.

[01:08:46] Ron trying to fit into the little hole.

[01:08:48] I watched his slide.

[01:08:49] It was crazy.

[01:08:50] I think I'm in love with you, J.

[01:08:51] See, here's the thing.

[01:08:53] I guarantee you this guy is a 25 year old man.

[01:08:57] He is literally a full-time streamer.

[01:08:59] Saitama with payphone.

[01:09:02] And then I love the timestamps.

[01:09:03] Now this is every YouTube comments video.

[01:09:06] Zero, zero, two, the egg starts yapping.

[01:09:10] I'm genuinely thinking, bro,

[01:09:12] probably half of the YouTube comments on every video,

[01:09:15] they're not actually watching the video.

[01:09:17] I'm not kidding.

[01:09:19] Half of the YouTube video, they just go into the comments

[01:09:23] and they immediately just go right to the comments

[01:09:26] start harassing me oh my gosh chat we didn't get you sent ladies and gentlemen

[01:09:32] we are two wins away from solo the chat pull out your dick and start tugging it

[01:09:39] let's go

[01:10:56] a headband moment. Hey, it's time to lock the frig in. Two wins away from champion, this calls for a

[01:11:04] headband.

[01:11:07] Jepeotas, do I look like a athlete right now?

[01:11:12] Tedibick look like an athlete?

[01:11:15] Alex Caruso, Vagetta Hairline, $5 or Dinner with Jinxie. Take that shit off. No, you. Bro,

[01:11:26] definitely didn't wipe yeah I didn't take a shit so there's no point of

[01:11:30] wiping I pissed yo bro looking worse every day you suck

[01:11:36] suck somebody type you suck fuck no take that shit off Alex Caruso

[01:11:44] Jimmy Chris Ben Wall look like a female tennis player who's not good destiny

[01:11:51] 21 needs a revival.

[01:11:53] Jinxie, fuck you.

[01:11:56] Vibram, I'll take off the headband.

[01:11:59] You look like the bald guy from Space Jam.

[01:12:01] You look like a nice condom.

[01:12:03] Angel Reese.

[01:12:05] Please be mine, Jinxie.

[01:12:07] Wait, let me focus!

[01:12:09] Two wins away from champion!

[01:12:12] Are you ready for champion?

[01:12:14] Yes, Jinxie.

[01:12:16] Hi guys, what is this?

[01:12:26] What did you just put on my second monitor?

[01:12:29] Hi guys, what is this?

[01:12:31] Oh my god.

[01:12:33] Why does this have 30,000 lights?

[01:12:37] Why does this have 30,000 lights?

[01:12:39] Chad, guess what?

[01:12:41] Finally, a ranked R16 that you actually want from.

[01:12:45] Yeah, and someone to get a better POV for my videos.

[01:12:48] Okay, yeah.

[01:12:49] All right.

[01:12:50] First off, that is disturbing.

[01:12:52] Second, so, Jack, I want y'all to focus.

[01:12:55] At the bottom of the screen,

[01:12:56] it says, contains AI generate media.

[01:13:00] Guys, again, focus, bro.

[01:13:03] Think about the context clues of the situations.

[01:13:06] Guys, it's like, it's just, if you believe,

[01:13:09] because then there's gonna be people in the screen

[01:13:11] who believe it.

[01:13:12] It's like, bro, it's clear as day AI.

[01:13:15] Yeah, it is clear, AI.

[01:13:19] Can I boss you now?

[01:13:21] Charmosa.

[01:13:25] Penelope.

[01:13:28] Charmosa.

[01:13:31] Yo, can this fucking barricade break?

[01:13:35] Oh my God, thank you, fuck!

[01:13:38] Holy shit!

[01:13:40] I'm gonna die, and I'm dying!

[01:13:42] I pinged it three times, how are you going to do it?

[01:13:55] How are you going to do it?

[01:13:58] Holy titty milk!

[01:14:13] Jump out on me.

[01:14:15] I dare you to jump out on me.

[01:14:19] You must recover the defuser.

[01:14:22] The defuser has been secured.

[01:14:38] You have dropped the defuser.

[01:14:45] I'm not body blue! I'm not body blue!

[01:14:47] I don't want five men in my ass. Stop. Okay. They're not jumping out. Thank God

[01:14:57] Bro none of them jumped out W. Just a minute

[01:15:00] Your check y'all in the chat are gonna say baby baby baby baby baby baby. I'm not winning a one three five and seven

[01:15:08] Okay, what do y'all want me to do win the Nobel Peace Prize?

[01:15:12] Uh, fly to the moon, fly back, then touch one back.

[01:15:15] I'm not Superman and I can't be your superman.

[01:15:22] Have us.

[01:15:24] So have us.

[01:15:24] The Bonnie blue video is, is AI.

[01:15:27] How do I get pinned in this?

[01:15:29] This is what I'm saying.

[01:15:30] Okay.

[01:15:30] Bonnie blue announces she pregnant.

[01:15:33] Right.

[01:15:34] Why am I immediately thrown into the AI?

[01:15:38] Y'all could have chose to anybody else.

[01:15:40] Why do I immediately get thrown in there?

[01:15:44] Literally, I don't understand.

[01:15:46] I'm the first guy.

[01:15:48] Like, oh, oh, oh, Bobby Blue says she's pregnant.

[01:15:52] There's 25 AI videos.

[01:15:54] It's just me.

[01:15:55] It's like, why?

[01:15:57] Can y'all put me AI in positive shit?

[01:15:59] Like, oh, Gigi won an NBA championship.

[01:16:02] Just AI some other shit, y'all.

[01:16:05] It doesn't have to always be this crazy shit.

[01:16:08] Congratulations, bro.

[01:16:10] Are you listening to any words I'm saying?

[01:16:13] Take responsibility.

[01:16:14] Yo, ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost.

[01:16:17] There's no responsibility.

[01:16:18] It's not my kid.

[01:16:19] Salute to him.

[01:16:20] He's your drum to locate.

[01:16:21] Yo, whoever that dad is, bro, salute to you, Gigi, my boy.

[01:16:25] Well, let me say this, bro, that is not my son.

[01:16:28] Check that is not my son, y'all.

[01:16:33] Hello, GC, are you still diamond?

[01:16:35] We are two wins away from champion.

[01:16:37] We're gonna hit champion in the next 25 minutes

[01:16:39] We're gonna win this game with a next game and we're gonna hit champion line

[01:16:47] Congrats man. All right, bro first off chat. It's not a congratulations. All right, that is a tax sentence

[01:16:55] Second I don't have a kid with body blue. She knows thank her to five gifts in five seconds

[01:17:01] Be advised your drone is located a bomb

[01:17:05] You found a bomb Jason you should teach your son our sex

[01:17:11] Bob I

[01:17:13] Don't have a son

[01:17:15] So I'm not gonna get a kid until I'm 28 or 29

[01:17:19] Guys, I'm not gonna get a kid until I'm 28 or 29

[01:17:23] And if I ever did get a kid I would never in a million years show y'all my kids

[01:17:28] My kid would never get near a camera until he is 25 and he wants to be in a camera.

[01:17:38] I would never show you all my kids.

[01:17:43] That is bad parenting.

[01:17:44] I hear you.

[01:17:45] I hear his Johnson.

[01:17:46] He's trying to hear his testicles.

[01:17:47] Don't hear that?

[01:17:48] You can hear his penis over here.

[01:17:49] I hear you.

[01:17:50] I hear his Johnson.

[01:17:51] I can't hear his testicles.

[01:17:52] Don't hear that?

[01:17:53] You can hear his penis over here.

[01:17:54] I hear you.

[01:17:55] I hear you.

[01:17:56] Move out!

[01:18:01] Load in new mag!

[01:18:02] Torch is on!

[01:18:07] Reward!

[01:18:10] Take a look at this, Johnson.

[01:18:14] You can literally hear that.

[01:18:18] You can hear shots of blowing in the wind.

[01:18:19] I'm holding my breath and watching my step I'm listing regrets and you may not last

[01:18:36] Beach I'm still flexing with my heart open

[01:18:51] He's one he's one inch me one inch me if you breathe on his dick, you'll die breathe on his dick, you'll die

[01:19:00] Why are you?

[01:19:06] Why would you use your shotgun?

[01:19:08] Why would you use your shotgun?

[01:19:10] Yo, Janix.

[01:19:12] All jokes aside, congrats.

[01:19:14] What are you congratulating me for?

[01:19:16] I don't have a kid with body blue.

[01:19:18] How many fucking times do I gotta say this?

[01:19:20] I don't have a kid with body blue.

[01:19:22] Wait, chat.

[01:19:24] I have an absolutely stinky

[01:19:26] fart cooking up in my ass.

[01:19:28] Listen.

[01:19:30] Dude, it's always quiet.

[01:19:32] I feel like the big fart's always quiet.

[01:19:34] If I had Victor with one more bullet there, it's tied one to one.

[01:19:38] All right, bro, we need to win this game.

[01:19:40] Champion hangs in the balance.

[01:19:42] We need to win this game.

[01:19:42] We're gonna win this game.

[01:19:46] Wait, what do you mean, you, y'all can hear that?

[01:19:48] Yo, JT, do you still use the tentacle?

[01:19:53] Are you talking about the tentacle?

[01:19:56] Oh, geez, no.

[01:19:57] Are you talking about the tentacle?

[01:20:00] No, bro.

[01:20:01] I burned that thing the day I got it.

[01:20:04] Get champion for your son. I don't have a son! Fuck! There is no son! Congrats Mr. Blue.

[01:20:19] Locate a bomb.

[01:20:22] Jen, it's not cap. I never use the tentacle.

[01:20:26] What are you gonna name the kid? I don't have a kid!

[01:20:30] I don't have a kid!

[01:20:33] Be as they were to grind it a bomb.

[01:20:41] You should do a gender reveal party.

[01:20:49] WP stream wait wait wait wait you're right you're right you're right I'm in a peace journey

[01:20:55] bro I'm in a peace journey you're right you're 100% right dude I can't I'm in a peace

[01:21:01] journey I have no no adder these space take it back if you wait to a location and it

[01:21:06] gives it space take it back if you have to space I love you daddy put it inside

[01:21:12] Bitch I'm still flexin', lift my heart open Got my heart broken, I'm not hidin'

[01:21:26] Bitch I still, I still love my girls I hope you can feel, I hope

[01:21:33] Ohhhh, ohhhhh yeah yeah yeah uhhhh

[01:21:48] Thank you, I weren't shooting Mr. Beast HQ today. I had a stomachache bro.

[01:21:55] Shoutout I'll be the best Mores of all time.

[01:21:59] I had a stomachache.

[01:22:03] How do I do the best for this little son of a...

[01:22:21] THAT GUY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

[01:22:24] Bro, no, no, no, we gotta pull off the reverse sweep.

[01:22:29] Oh my god!

[01:22:31] Jinxy, be honest, what operator do you tug it to?

[01:22:35] I mean, if you want me to be completely honest with you,

[01:22:39] Iyana Elite, IQ Elite, Twitch Elite,

[01:22:42] but you have to get the headgear where she has the messy bun.

[01:22:47] Habata Elite, Habata Regular.

[01:22:50] Don't be.

[01:22:53] But I'm going to be honest, bro.

[01:22:54] I've probably, realistically, in the last 10 years of this game,

[01:23:00] I've probably gooned to like 9k on the upgrade list.

[01:23:04] I'm not kidding, all friendly.

[01:23:07] Guys, oh, a zombie.

[01:23:09] Don't even give me a start on a zombie.

[01:23:11] Bro, bro, I would not have a zombie dominating me.

[01:23:16] Chad, do y'all know when like, bro, Chad,

[01:23:19] I would literally let a zombie?

[01:23:21] I'm not kidding what I'd say to this.

[01:23:23] I would let a zombie use my face as a toilet.

[01:23:26] Asparagus with the five gifted.

[01:23:27] Asparagus put it inside me.

[01:23:29] Congrats on the baby, bro's a grown man going to stomach ache.

[01:23:33] Yes, bro.

[01:23:39] It's a boy, yo, hi guys.

[01:23:43] Hi guys, fucking stop.

[01:23:45] Jack, who believes in a reverse sweep comeback?

[01:23:47] Guys, if we win this, we'll be one-off champ.

[01:23:50] If we lose, we'll get it on Rocket League.

[01:23:52] I think it's Rocket League tournament in an hour, child.

[01:23:55] Hey, Jixi, much love from Norway.

[01:23:56] Shout out to Norway, dude.

[01:23:58] Chad, what countries are y'all from?

[01:24:00] Put it in the chat.

[01:24:02] Chad, what countries is y'all from?

[01:24:05] Not a chance, Dixie.

[01:24:06] I would beat your ass.

[01:24:08] What's his name?

[01:24:09] Do you goon to Castle?

[01:24:12] Oh, good question.

[01:24:14] The only male operator I've ever, I haven't really gooned to,

[01:24:19] but I imagine him plowing me in the ass is Lionelie.

[01:24:26] I imagine why it'll be flying in the ass.

[01:24:28] Secure the area. Keep the fire.

[01:24:30] I imagine Mini-Minter with the Tier 1!

[01:24:33] Mini-Minter with the Tier 1!

[01:24:38] Wait, time's up, real?

[01:24:41] Mini-Minter with the Tier 1!

[01:24:43] Wait a minute, it's his first time ever subbing?

[01:24:46] I see how it is, Simon.

[01:24:49] Yeah, that's Mini-Minter in the chat!

[01:24:51] That's Mini-Minter!

[01:24:53] No, so chat I'm either going to if we reverse sweep and wind it

[01:25:05] Tell me what yeah mini mentor congrats on the kid. Yeah, this guy's a fucking troll yo mini mentor

[01:25:11] Let me say this to you with the utmost respect if you think this video is real Simon

[01:25:16] You have to get your head checked. Yeah, just what wait. No, no, no, no, no, like

[01:25:20] Finally a ranked R6 teammate you actually want from yeah and someone to get a

[01:25:26] better P.I.V. my videos. Mini-Minter you're a smart guy Ralph if you think that

[01:25:31] video was real Simon you got to get your head check Jesus bro Jack like what

[01:25:39] type of shit is that I have a fucking I have fucking Mini-Minter's hand

[01:25:45] Get back on the kid! God damn it!

[01:25:52] Drop. Challenge me.

[01:25:59] I'm going to be falling. Do you see that?

[01:26:02] Jack Blood popped out of his pecker.

[01:26:04] Did you see that? I'm going to be falling.

[01:26:15] Shit, get out mother fucker!

[01:26:22] Wait, I'm about to fart.

[01:26:25] Chat, turn up your volume on your device right now.

[01:26:29] Okay, that might have been a shit, actually.

[01:26:32] Okay, that was not a fart.

[01:26:34] It was wet.

[01:26:35] Okay, it was a wet fart.

[01:26:36] Side of the killer, side of the killer.

[01:26:39] Chat, if we reverse sweep, we'll do one more game to hit champion.

[01:26:45] If we lose, we're gonna play Rockin' League.

[01:26:48] And we're gonna hit Diamond and Rockin' League today.

[01:26:50] Chad, if I don't get...

[01:26:52] If I don't get Diamond and Rockin' League today, I will do a stream where I braid my ass hairs and lie.

[01:27:02] Bad day!

[01:27:03] Bad day!

[01:27:10] That was shit of a game. Chad, I had a free kill. What the fuck was that?

[01:27:14] Listen, listen, listen.

[01:27:18] Chat, should I twig?

[01:27:19] Nah, but I want to be passive. I want to be passive.

[01:27:22] Chat, listen, bro.

[01:27:23] If we reverse-weak this game,

[01:27:25] we'll be one-off champ, alright?

[01:27:28] Again, if I can solo queue a champion live today,

[01:27:32] we are going to do a group guinathon stream.

[01:27:36] The admission is you have to be 18-plus.

[01:27:39] Chat, if you're 18-plus, we're doing a guinathon stream.

[01:27:43] If we can get champ today, all of a reverse, we would be insane.

[01:27:48] Yes, yay, I'm 16.

[01:27:51] Well then, yeah, you're not in it, obviously.

[01:27:54] Hey, Jordan Walsh, I don't know who Jordan Walsh is.

[01:27:58] Also chat, the John Joe Shelby thing.

[01:28:01] Guys, I don't look anything like that guy.

[01:28:04] Dude, me and John Joe Shelby could not look any more different.

[01:28:08] Literally.

[01:28:09] Like, me and John Joe Shelby is two different people.

[01:28:12] You know who I'll give you chat if you were to say hypothetically speaking and that I look like

[01:28:20] Jordan bear I'll give you that you know I I could see it maybe Jordan bear it looks as good as me who else bro

[01:28:27] Zeta

[01:28:28] Zeta kind of looks like me a little bit. Maybe Marlin. I could see the Marlin thing a little bit

[01:28:33] Chatter look like John Joe fucking Shelby. All right, maybe Marlin. I sort of feel like I look like Marlin

[01:28:39] but no I don't look like John Joe Shelby how about Voldemort how about Johnny

[01:28:44] Sims cat the bomb Choco will it

[01:28:54] mini picture what the fuck Rock your league diamond for charity match wait no

[01:28:59] no Simon wait wait no Simon wait wait no no I'm not okay okay Jesus I don't

[01:29:08] I don't think I can get diamond.

[01:29:11] Okay, no I don't.

[01:29:13] Simon, I don't think I can, whoa!

[01:29:16] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[01:29:18] Okay, I don't think I can get diamond.

[01:29:20] But, what if I get, what if I get a hat trick?

[01:29:27] Doesn't have to be tonight.

[01:29:29] Okay wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

[01:29:32] So wait, Simon, if I get diamond and rocket league,

[01:29:35] I would have invited you to the charity match.

[01:29:39] What?

[01:29:40] What if I fail?

[01:29:42] What if I fail?

[01:29:43] Chad, should I just have a controller up my ass?

[01:29:47] So I have how long?

[01:29:49] Like a month?

[01:29:50] Bro, I could get it.

[01:29:52] I could get it.

[01:29:53] No, I could get it.

[01:29:54] I could get it.

[01:29:56] 24 hours training.

[01:29:59] Bro, I could definitely get it, guys.

[01:30:00] I have to get diamonds to get into WHAT!

[01:30:07] Okay I gotta go rock-a-league.

[01:30:10] BAT!

[01:30:11] Diamond BAT!

[01:30:12] BAT!

[01:30:13] BAT!

[01:30:14] I'll get diamonds!

[01:30:15] DIMITED!

[01:30:16] DIMITED!

[01:30:17] Jack Diamond can't be that hard.

[01:30:19] There's no fucking way it's that hard.

[01:30:21] Guys, I'll get diamonds tonight.

[01:30:23] Mark my goddamn words, goddammit!

[01:30:25] Me and Mr. I will not let you down, Gary!

[01:30:29] I will not let you down!

[01:30:37] What happened to my team? What happened to my team?

[01:30:48] One friendly operator remaining.

[01:30:59] I'm gonna get Bonnie blue I'm gonna get Bonnie blue this is so bad

[01:31:15] Okay, so wait if wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

[01:31:33] If we get Diamond in rocket league we get invited to the Sideman charity match.

[01:31:42] chat. I think I can hit it tonight. I'm not even kidding. Yo, if my teammates sell me today,

[01:31:49] I will jump you. No, like, not even in GTA. Okay, I have to say in GTA, bro, if my teammates

[01:31:57] sell me tonight, I will legitimately have your ass in GTA in GTA chat. We just got to get diamond.

[01:32:12] What the fuck in?

[01:32:21] What the fuck in?

[01:32:25] Diamond time.

[01:32:26] Everybody focus.

[01:32:28] Everybody concentrate.

[01:32:29] If you're not horny, get horny.

[01:32:34] Get squishy, Lee.

[01:32:39] Technically, technically many mentor didn't say how I get diamond wait, but is this was

[01:32:52] the SSL?

[01:32:53] We might get shit off.

[01:32:55] Wait you guys are genius!

[01:33:09] you

[01:33:39] you

[01:34:09] you

[01:34:39] you

[01:35:09] you

[01:35:39] you

[01:36:09] you

[01:36:39] you

[01:37:09] you

[01:37:39] you

[01:38:09] you

[01:38:39] I don't want to get SSL. I don't want to get champ. I just need help with diamonds.

[01:39:10] Like I said, it's not boosting because you're gonna be the one scoring every goal

[01:39:18] And if I accidentally score I'm on goal

[01:39:20] to make it clear.

[01:39:22] Chad, does everybody understand?

[01:39:28] Yo Chad, how do you even get to the match?

[01:39:30] Shut the fuck up!

[01:39:34] Chad, it's not a boost.

[01:39:36] It's not well...

[01:39:37] It's not a boost.

[01:39:38] I'm holding your hand bro.

[01:39:39] I'm just holding your hand bro.

[01:39:40] That's all it is.

[01:39:41] I'm making it up.

[01:39:42] I'm simply making sure you don't get bad teammates

[01:39:45] trying to keep you out of the charity match.

[01:39:47] That's all it is.

[01:39:48] Guys you realize this is the only way I get into the match right guys we need to get diamond

[01:39:54] and we need to do it tonight we're not doing tomorrow we're not doing we get diamond tonight

[01:39:59] wait two seconds hold up two seconds I'm gonna do it you bury it chat listen hi guys pin

[01:40:10] mini mentors message for the rest of the for the rest of the street thank you so

[01:40:15] of new people coming in know what you know what's at stake. Squishy are you ready to rock and roll?

[01:40:20] Yes bro, I need a little, I'm gonna do the login to my wife to count, she's like flat.

[01:40:24] Perfect and remember it's not a boost. It's not a boost. I'm not out of score bro. It's not out of score.

[01:40:32] Because we never played ranked before like ever. We've never played ranked, that's true. We've

[01:40:36] never played ranked. That's true. So high five, PN Mini Mentor's message please. PN Mini Mentor message.

[01:40:42] No, you know what, Chad? When I get Smurfed on, it's funny.

[01:40:49] It's not a Smurf. No, it's funny. It's funny.

[01:40:54] My dad owns Epic Games. I'm coming for you.

[01:40:58] So, Chad, this is MiniMinter's message.

[01:41:01] Hi-Bytes, is there a way we can pin his actual message, Hi-Bytes?

[01:41:06] What does it look? Fate?

[01:41:08] Yo, to y'all saying you'll get banned for smurfing,

[01:41:10] I was on my rank one promotion game yesterday and I got three fucking superhuman bots and guess what they went on and they're free

[01:41:16] Men they're roaming the world right now

[01:41:18] I was streaming to like 10k people and they saw my rank one match

[01:41:20] I got superhuman bots and I played them again. They did not get banned bro. So chat

[01:41:26] No, this is what is that state guys. Hi guys

[01:41:30] Make this a picture and put it on the screen about my head. I will not get off of rocket league until I'm dying

[01:41:37] Rocket League Diamond for charity match

[01:41:40] Squishy, do you know what's at stake I do brought this this is this is serious business, okay?

[01:41:46] Yo, lock the heck in squish. I know I don't tell me

[01:41:51] It's really I'm him though, bro. Like I'm ready. Here's what I think squishy

[01:41:55] I'm currently in the skill of black right am I the skill diamond probably not okay definitely not

[01:42:02] but

[01:42:03] I'm the skill of black two. I've gotten it by myself solo in twos. So bro

[01:42:08] I just need you to push a little bit. Just just just just not just holding your hand, bro

[01:42:13] That's it. How many wins do we need for diamond chat? How many wins?

[01:42:20] Chat how many would you rather?

[01:42:22] So y'all realize I would never listen guys. I would never have squishy beyond it's worth the count play

[01:42:30] Unless this is what is that state?

[01:42:33] God, it's a one-time thing, bro. Well, I'll drop right back to flat chat

[01:42:37] I literally dropped right back to black. I just have to get done. I have to get done

[01:42:41] And this is the only way we can do it tonight chat. He's currently good about I

[01:42:49] Hit the packs it's one login into this. Okay. Yes, sir. Okay. Yeah, we have it

[01:42:55] Everybody look whoa

[01:43:00] The black speed I didn't even know something

[01:43:07] I think so.

[01:43:09] Squishy, what patch should I warm up with for the Frank section?

[01:43:13] Uh, power shots, power shots, off the bounce.

[01:43:17] Yeah, get some good shooting, get some good hits.

[01:43:23] It's a good hit.

[01:43:25] I'm gonna drop, I'm gonna bar down.

[01:43:35] Wait, I might've dropped it, I might've been far down.

[01:43:50] Yes.

[01:43:51] I did think you did.

[01:43:52] How do you do any of the diamonds, Jack?

[01:43:54] Like, whatty?

[01:43:57] How do you do like, whatty, right?

[01:44:02] Chep right 20 wins 20 wins 20 wins

[01:44:12] Which is to get in the chair

[01:44:19] No, bro, and now I know this means a lot to you, but this is like

[01:44:26] To be honest to be honest you are gold green ones right

[01:44:32] Yes

[01:44:33] And you reach plat 2 and you can see

[01:44:35] So you're there bro

[01:44:36] Like you're capable

[01:44:37] You reach plat 3 and 3

[01:44:39] Okay so you're basically there bro

[01:44:43] I'm literally right there

[01:44:45] Like I'm literally right at that

[01:44:55] Should I play a one-game to warm up?

[01:44:57] Yes, yes, yes, yes

[01:44:59] I'm trying to log into this

[01:45:02] chat how many highlights could you find out how many wins we need

[01:45:07] in twos to get diamond i'm currently flat one division two how many wins

[01:45:15] how many wins how many wins how many wins

[01:45:23] 18

[01:45:24] Robes wishing we could easily get this 18 we can actually yeah we can actually do that

[01:45:28] But remember, you gotta score Jinx. I'm not scoring. I'm not going to sit there and smurf

[01:45:32] on kid. I'm playing like a diamond. I'm just saving the ball and helping set you up for

[01:45:36] goals bro.

[01:45:37] So you're not allowed to score.

[01:45:38] I'm not going to score the whole time bro. That way people don't say I'm just loosing

[01:45:41] you bro. You gotta score your win.

[01:45:43] I'm gonna get this diamond. I'm gonna earn it. I'm gonna earn it. I'm gonna earn

[01:45:48] it.

[01:45:49] Also is Ron nasty at seas like he's just gonna fuck that whole tourney but how did

[01:46:12] you guys can't I mean I don't know I don't know which you could be a good player

[01:46:20] not 30 I have 20 28 hours total but I only I only played like 13 hours in

[01:46:30] last week I'm decent I got good aim but I don't understand the max

[01:46:42] We're going to be moving like a doubt me and he asked us to do that how are you gonna pick

[01:46:55] the thing for that by the way?

[01:46:57] Oh, I'm going to try to pull a draft, which you're right, we should do a draft stream

[01:47:06] with all the captains on like the night before.

[01:47:09] bro that's such a good idea

[01:47:12] yeah that would be good, I don't know how to like go about it

[01:47:16] and then have them trapped

[01:47:22] it would be unbalanced, you think?

[01:47:26] I wouldn't get the most balance with it

[01:47:29] no, that's a good idea

[01:47:31] right that's a good idea because well I think no one really knows each other's

[01:47:43] skill level here but it's just about like how people pick what it wanted to

[01:47:47] Dumped on idiot, what?

[01:47:50] How is that a fucking goal?

[01:47:55] That's a smurfs.

[01:48:02] Yeah, you know what?

[01:48:04] Let's smurf it up!

[01:48:05] I'm done!

[01:48:06] I'm done!

[01:48:11] Everyone smurfs at this game.

[01:48:13] They just call it Smurfs League.

[01:48:15] I don't remember. I don't remember.

[01:48:20] Okay, baby. Actually, I don't know if he's a smoker.

[01:48:24] I don't know if he's a smoker, man.

[01:48:27] So Squishy, are you 100% part of him that you can get down to?

[01:48:30] Like 100%?

[01:48:32] Yeah.

[01:48:33] Like 100%?

[01:48:37] 100% bro.

[01:48:41] Steady, steady, steady, steady.

[01:48:45] I hear that off the wall chat. That's good goalkeeping tendencies.

[01:48:50] Oh

[01:48:57] That is bullshit like look at how he scores

[01:49:07] But none of this guy's goals are like like good

[01:49:10] you suck Dixie thanks bro fuck you too oh no no no stop stop daddy yes what's it what's

[01:49:21] it

[01:49:25] I look you think we could win a TVT where's every rank in this game I think you're good

[01:49:30] enough

[01:49:31] I think you're actually well we buried the essence of that one game you and I

[01:49:36] You're right

[01:49:43] Three tries, but I guess it's doable

[01:49:57] Roll this guy's trolling me

[01:49:59] Wait, I'm gone, I'm gone, I'll set the races.

[01:50:05] I'll set the races.

[01:50:06] I'll set the races.

[01:50:07] I'll set the r- How does she do that?

[01:50:12] Fuck!

[01:50:13] No, no, no, stop, stop.

[01:50:18] Daddy chill, daddy chill, daddy chill.

[01:50:23] Over the minute, over the minute.

[01:50:27] now squishy if I can diamond and bank does that affect my tournament?

[01:50:37] it does not

[01:50:38] no it does not

[01:50:39] nice

[01:50:40] because bro I'm gonna get diamond tonight and then probably deal with it

[01:50:45] but I do what I can find

[01:50:47] what happened here?

[01:50:49] are you getting worse?

[01:50:51] it's not bad, it's not warm up

[01:50:54] once I get warm up it's over dude

[01:50:56] I'm dropping some of this guy's nuts

[01:51:03] Holy tits, holy tits, stop

[01:51:15] Yo Jack, can we stop talking to this dumbass fucking miho emo?

[01:51:19] I understand I missed the ball. Shut the fuck up!

[01:51:26] Um, I'm trying to fix this. I'm not gonna res issue. It's impressive how bad you are at the game

[01:51:33] Oh, thanks, bro. Appreciate that you're jack. Let's I love all the kind words guys. I love all the kind words guys

[01:51:42] No, no guys, I love all the kind words

[01:51:49] So I love all the kind words

[01:51:52] Yeah, it's good

[01:51:54] All right, bro

[01:52:19] Yeah, I make Scott that Mike's broccoli content. Yeah, he's a broccoli content

[01:52:24] Wait, 100 gifted if you could save three shots in this pack.

[01:52:30] Alright, that sounds easy as shit.

[01:52:33] How do I type it in?

[01:52:36] How do I type it in?

[01:52:39] Enter code.

[01:52:41] Yeah, yeah.

[01:52:43] D is zero.

[01:52:44] Two F.

[01:52:51] Wait, so you're just gonna strike, strike.

[01:52:53] strike you're not fucking with me you're just gonna give me 100 stops how many

[01:52:57] attempts do I have strike how many attempts I'll limit it strike I'll limit

[01:53:04] it

[01:53:12] bro strike the code is wrong bro the code is wrong strike the code is wrong

[01:53:20] Oh, I have seven minutes, I have seven minutes, don't use O, it's an O instead of a zero.

[01:53:36] Stripe, what is the message?

[01:53:42] This is a good warm up, Brandon Diamond.

[01:53:44] 8, 7, 3, F.

[01:53:50] 8, 2, 7, B.

[01:53:58] 5, E, 1, B.

[01:54:00] Chris, did you hear this guy?

[01:54:02] Wait, so what is the situation?

[01:54:04] I just logged in, I'm good now.

[01:54:06] So, Stripe said, I'll give you 100 gift subs if you can get 3 saves in this pack.

[01:54:11] But I have 7 minutes to do so.

[01:54:13] Okay.

[01:54:14] Light work, right?

[01:54:16] Oh, you have 7 minutes to do 3 saves?

[01:54:18] Wait.

[01:54:20] Alright.

[01:54:21] That's one.

[01:54:24] It's gonna be all really hard now.

[01:54:26] Wait.

[01:54:27] But you did this easily.

[01:54:30] Oh, he underestimated me to the ground.

[01:54:34] Uh-oh.

[01:54:35] I don't know if you could without holding boost and jump together I didn't know if you can

[01:55:00] Henry's back. Might be a troll.

[01:55:04] What's the code? Can you show the code for a sec?

[01:55:07] It's in the chat. How about some of the-

[01:55:08] It's in the chat, okay, okay.

[01:55:11] I'm gonna try. If I can't do it, then it's not doable.

[01:55:18] I don't even bother browsing it.

[01:55:19] Can't save this wait switch you have an idea what if I just go to the post

[01:55:35] But this isn't possible this is impossible you can say it you can say it wait what you say

[01:55:42] You did not save it he said go to the next one, okay

[01:55:49] Wait this one's crazier.

[01:55:53] It's a horse dash.

[01:55:58] I don't know if this is, you need a speed flip I think, I don't think you know how to do

[01:56:03] that.

[01:56:04] Bro, is this guy like a demon?

[01:56:12] What the hell?

[01:56:15] Oh

[01:56:38] He said three yeah, I said shot one shot two shot seven or shots it so you did do three. Yeah, that's how I get to

[01:56:45] bro pay up pay up yeah squishy are you ready to hit diamond

[01:56:50] I'm just every like month bro you just rub back bro oh my god you actually did it

[01:57:00] yeah yeah I'm gonna get them under a double strike dude thank you bro thank

[01:57:05] you man okay squish thanks and add you we need to get diamond tonight

[01:57:11] What's your epic things? Can I even say your request right now?

[01:57:14] Add high-vives, high-vives get in lobby, high-vives make lobby with me and you.

[01:57:18] Okay. High-vives, what you thinking about Bobber?

[01:57:21] Squishy, if I get diamond, I'm in the Sidemen charity match. Mini-mini-mini-mini are totally to my face, bro.

[01:57:28] Alright?

[01:57:29] Alright, bro. We're locked.

[01:57:31] Jack, today's a crazy ass day! What? What? What? What are the challenges today? What's all these challenges?

[01:57:36] Bro, mini-mini-mini are literally sad.

[01:57:40] I get diamond I'm in the charity match chat let's go let's fucking go oh where's how much

[01:57:48] putting is in this one this one this one this one this one this one this one this one this one

[01:57:55] check we get a W medimental of the chat all right but that's like that

[01:58:03] we get a W medimental of the chat

[01:58:05] Gigi you trained for nothing bro with the power of me and squishy guys listen it's not a boost

[01:58:21] squishy is not allowed to score so my wife's account actually plat 3d2 so it's slightly

[01:58:27] harder than you know that's fine bro i'm ready to go with the plat bro yo squishy i can go

[01:58:32] blow-for-blow with flat. No switchy light bro. I believe in you bro. I play with it out of my buddies

[01:58:41] and I'm back. Yo death cat 67. Alright I need to have a conversation with this guy. Death cat,

[01:58:48] you have been sending me 300 club invites every day for the last three weeks. Death cat,

[01:58:53] yep there's more. I don't know what's wrong with your brain death cat. I haven't joined the

[01:58:58] the first 5000 invites. I'm not going to join the 5000 at first.

[01:59:11] All right, are you ready?

[01:59:13] Yes, well, one, so one second.

[01:59:16] Wait, let me I'm going to go tinkle, okay?

[01:59:18] Everybody tells Squishy he's sexy.

[01:59:20] Guys, can we get diamond today?

[01:59:23] Lock the fuck here.

[01:59:28] Dad, do you think Jinx is going to be able to put in the back on the net, bro?

[01:59:40] I'm not going to score.

[01:59:41] I'm not going to score.

[01:59:42] I'm simply going to save the ball and try to set them up for goals.

[01:59:45] Will he be able to put it in the back then enough to get the diamond? I don't know.

[01:59:59] So don't worry he's gonna be ranked from the, he just has to show, show many

[02:00:04] entered the dude stop spamming me on epic guys am am for what you can't

[02:01:04] Ladies and gentlemen, today is a day that I, Jinxie, and mainly Squishy, make Rocket League

[02:01:25] history i will hit diamond today for the first time ever chat i will become a diamond player

[02:01:34] now you know what's at stake if we get in diamond we are invited to the sidemen charity mask this is

[02:01:41] word of mouth directly from mini mentally himself lot he fucked in switchy are you ready

[02:01:47] buddy bro you can queue it up wait hi guys has a whole system set up what a

[02:01:54] peak screen bro hi but that looks good

[02:01:57] squishy let's go we've known each other for months but you've never played a

[02:02:03] rank that's a great way right now

[02:02:07] right to switchy what are the rules bro what are the rules I'm not I'm not to

[02:02:12] make this fair I'm not gonna score I'm simply if I have the ball I'm gonna

[02:02:15] try to set you up for a goal okay if I score I own goal

[02:02:19] oh my god I'm nervy I'm nervy wait for this play normal okay yeah also if anyone goes

[02:02:26] crazy oh nine was just soccer number she liked it's not her first yeah if anyone

[02:02:31] goes crazy over the middle almost scored on yeah we can learn from this

[02:02:40] You

[02:02:45] I'm gonna try to do a lot of like off the corner centers for you

[02:02:55] They in the man based on them in

[02:03:02] I'm essentially a muffin I'm gonna do a central touch them bump for you

[02:03:10] I go up, I go up.

[02:03:14] Okay, I attack.

[02:03:15] Any touch, any touch, thanks.

[02:03:18] Yep, you tell me that one.

[02:03:19] Beautiful, beautiful.

[02:03:20] Yep.

[02:03:21] I double, I double.

[02:03:22] Oh my God, what does that mean? What does that mean?

[02:03:24] I go, I go, I go.

[02:03:27] Fuck!

[02:03:28] That is not good! Oh my God!

[02:03:30] This might take longer than that.

[02:03:31] Switch, switch, let me warm up, bro. Let me warm up.

[02:03:34] Alright, I'm going off the backboard, Jinx.

[02:03:35] You ready to shoot? You ready to shoot?

[02:03:36] You're free shot, okay?

[02:03:37] Off the backboard, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it.

[02:03:39] Yeah, having you score every ball will be tough, but we can do it, we can do it, we can do it, bro.

[02:03:52] Listen, I'm gonna try to get it off the corner for you, okay?

[02:03:54] Corner and bump's gonna be OP, can you score that?

[02:03:56] This is not easy, bro!

[02:03:59] I go, I go.

[02:04:00] You got that, yeah, yeah.

[02:04:01] I'm balling you?

[02:04:02] I'm gonna pop that.

[02:04:03] Yeah, yeah.

[02:04:04] Okay.

[02:04:05] Get him up.

[02:04:06] I'm stalling for you, I'm up here.

[02:04:07] I know I know they also know I can't they know I can't score this I don't worry about it

[02:04:18] I got it.

[02:04:20] He's gonna be harder than I thought.

[02:04:22] Alright, I'm gonna bump, bump, bump for you.

[02:04:24] I'm gonna do it 18 times.

[02:04:26] I got it, I got it.

[02:04:28] Oh, good.

[02:04:30] Middle, middle, middle, middle.

[02:04:32] I'm gonna do it again, do it again, do it again.

[02:04:34] Alright, hold on a minute.

[02:04:36] I'm scared, I don't know if I can table with this.

[02:04:38] No, no, you are, you are, bro.

[02:04:40] Middle, middle.

[02:04:42] Oh my god, this is so hard.

[02:04:48] should i start like over committing on this guy?

[02:04:52] just go for everything honestly just like if you have a chance to score just go for it

[02:04:56] should i bump for you?

[02:04:58] what a bump! what a bump!

[02:05:00] ooo actually

[02:05:02] that's so hard!

[02:05:04] i know what to do, i know what to do

[02:05:06] get ready to shoot, get ready to shoot

[02:05:08] i'll ping, i'll ping

[02:05:10] oh by the way, i'm gonna keep going for racial bump pass, i think it's the black

[02:05:14] oh fuck me

[02:05:16] I don't go wait. I didn't get a score. We have to go. I got go. I don't go. Yeah, that's on me

[02:05:24] This is hard, yeah, this is

[02:05:29] You know what, we're gonna get into a rhythm we're gonna get into a rhythm okay, let us go

[02:05:38] We're gonna get into a rhythm. Yeah, we will we will I gotta find a way that's like setting up a

[02:05:42] a

[02:05:44] an easy shot for you

[02:05:46] also keep in mind these are plot 3s, these are already almost down in play

[02:05:48] so you can't survive

[02:05:50] i need some more

[02:05:52] oh, elsemer

[02:05:54] elsemer

[02:05:56] so keep it as low as possible

[02:05:58] alright, i will auto check

[02:06:04] i'm trying to find the maneuver here

[02:06:06] try to go

[02:06:08] Don't put jinx.

[02:06:11] Yeah, but I'm on an angle.

[02:06:14] You're good, you're good.

[02:06:15] Try to have 100 boosts when you're first to play, bro.

[02:06:18] Remember, buddy.

[02:06:19] I'm gonna go for a bomb.

[02:06:20] Try to shoot, try to shoot.

[02:06:22] Jinx, you please, man.

[02:06:24] You'll lose it.

[02:06:25] I got to get warm.

[02:06:27] You're a rat.

[02:06:28] I'm playing with a frog.

[02:06:30] I know, I know.

[02:06:31] I'm gonna head back off for you.

[02:06:32] Shoot it.

[02:06:33] Shoot it.

[02:06:34] I know.

[02:06:35] Open.

[02:06:36] Open, bruh.

[02:06:37] Yeah, it's okay, it's okay, dude.

[02:06:42] Alright, get, get boosted up in the middle, get boosted up in the middle.

[02:06:47] Hit it one more time.

[02:06:49] Two jinx.

[02:06:53] Alright, go again, go again, go again.

[02:06:58] Bodies just can aerial.

[02:07:00] Okay, fine, fine, fine.

[02:07:03] We're gonna have to walk, we're gonna have to walk.

[02:07:05] you jinx hoping open oh I got it okay bro don't overthink it bro just think

[02:07:18] about like in a regular game just hit them all back I said nice good way good

[02:07:22] Yeah

[02:07:36] I

[02:07:39] Remember you can't score. Yeah, I was going to get some boost get some boost

[02:07:52] I'll try to do that. I'll try to do that kind of stuff.

[02:07:54] Tell me like where you're gonna put the ball.

[02:07:56] Okay, okay. It's always gonna just go across the face of the goal like that.

[02:07:58] That's gonna be as important here.

[02:08:00] Okay, I got you, I got you, I got you.

[02:08:02] Go mate, go mate, go mate.

[02:08:04] Ready?

[02:08:06] It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

[02:08:08] I'll try to do it a little bit closer than that.

[02:08:10] We're good, we're good.

[02:08:12] Alright, get ready, get ready.

[02:08:16] What a pass, oh my god.

[02:08:18] Well I could get direct like that actually.

[02:08:50] I'm over the middle

[02:08:52] One more?

[02:08:54] I'm up for you?

[02:08:56] Everytime I commit it's like that

[02:08:58] I'll try to do the central

[02:09:00] Stay middle, low, and I'll find you

[02:09:02] Okay

[02:09:06] Alright, that's fine

[02:09:08] I gotta wait

[02:09:10] Hold on, I gotta

[02:09:12] Let him touch it

[02:09:14] Let him touch it again

[02:09:16] I don't know if I have what it takes

[02:09:48] set it up low-key because you don't have to hit a good shot but yeah I'll direct

[02:09:52] past this direct pass ready

[02:10:03] we gotta get it okay I'm gonna set up a direct begin there's no middle or

[02:10:06] middle like that. So this might take 10 hours. I'm gonna buy you. Yeah, that's the method.

[02:10:13] Get there again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, go middle again. Go middle. Get boosted.

[02:10:18] Get boosted. Yeah, I'll stall time to get boosted. I got this. How are you just doing

[02:10:24] the how do you dribble? Okay, I'm over the middle, behind you. Yeah, middle.

[02:10:31] Flip it to a jink so that's low

[02:10:34] The driver's gonna go high like that

[02:10:38] Oh, it's all you just save it

[02:10:42] Nice

[02:10:47] I'm behind you for the rat behind you for a better

[02:10:52] Did it get a good

[02:10:55] They are good

[02:11:01] Any back off for you? Just try to shoot if you can.

[02:11:05] That's fine, that's fine.

[02:11:06] Those are too risky, I won't do those things now.

[02:11:08] We're good, we're good.

[02:11:10] We're good, we're good, we're good.

[02:11:12] We're good, we're good, we're good.

[02:11:13] We're getting nervous, we're getting nervous.

[02:11:14] I promise to win this game.

[02:11:16] Go middle, go middle.

[02:11:21] Try, go try.

[02:11:23] Just try to always have boosts.

[02:11:24] Oh my god, I'm a fucking idiot.

[02:11:31] I don't know if we can't, that was an accident.

[02:11:33] I didn't think of- fuck man, I'm sorry James, I didn't mean to- I might use city settings

[02:11:43] I don't think.

[02:11:44] We're getting- we're getting on rescue.

[02:11:46] Scroogey, here's the thing bro.

[02:11:48] Okay, we know what to do.

[02:11:50] Alright, I know my- that's the play I like.

[02:11:52] Yeah, that's the play I like.

[02:11:53] I'm gonna do- I'm gonna do the mid- the mid-low, just lurk, have boost and flip

[02:11:56] into it bro.

[02:11:57] Yeah.

[02:11:58] We'll slot it.

[02:11:59] Alright.

[02:12:00] game as a woman as a woman. Okay, so as it currently sits, we are how many games away?

[02:12:07] How many games we've done at 17? It can't be that far, is it? What are you, you're not one?

[02:12:15] Brother, I am currently lap one.

[02:12:20] Yes, bottle. I've done it, I've done it.

[02:12:25] I've got one.

[02:12:30] I get the opposite boost, opposite corner. I'm gonna try to set it up, in a sec.

[02:12:34] You can direct.

[02:12:36] Yeah, it's kind of hard to you though, but...

[02:12:40] Oh, they actually get there, bro.

[02:12:44] Middle, middle.

[02:12:46] I didn't know I was one now.

[02:12:47] Let me go, no, no, go, man, go, man, go, man, go.

[02:12:49] They'll go for the, that's fine, actually.

[02:12:51] You go get the lock.

[02:12:54] These guys are on the stands the last guys.

[02:12:56] Yeah, yeah.

[02:13:00] I'm gonna stay on it.

[02:13:02] I'm still here.

[02:13:04] Oh!

[02:13:06] I'm still up there.

[02:13:08] I gotta try to set up that red.

[02:13:10] I'm trying to stay up to the red.

[02:13:12] I'm trying to stay up to the red.

[02:13:16] I need this boost though.

[02:13:18] I'm gonna get in my ass dude.

[02:13:20] Ah!

[02:13:22] Can I be in your ass?

[02:13:24] Fuck you in jinx bro.

[02:13:26] The Wembley's on the line bro.

[02:13:28] Wembley's on the line, this is not a joke.

[02:13:33] Oh bro, it's just so hard to find a setup.

[02:13:40] Nice, nice, go game, go game.

[02:13:42] Open, go by Jiggs.

[02:13:43] It's all you, bro.

[02:13:46] Nice, bro. Nice, dude.

[02:13:58] You know that's from the side of the way, right?

[02:14:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:14:05] Get it.

[02:14:09] Hold on, let's go ahead and hit it.

[02:14:10] I got it, I got it.

[02:14:12] Go again, go again.

[02:14:14] Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure I'm fucking...

[02:14:16] No, no, no, no, no, no!

[02:14:19] We have to help him.

[02:14:21] I was going in, so I tried to bump him.

[02:14:22] I'm so sorry.

[02:14:23] We have to help him.

[02:14:24] Like, he would have had it, right?

[02:14:26] Come on dude, I'm sorry

[02:14:28] I won't go there, I won't go there

[02:14:29] I got it, I don't know

[02:14:30] Go there, go there, go there

[02:14:31] Ahhhh

[02:14:32] Chat switch is not a lot of score guys

[02:14:34] Go there, go there, go there

[02:14:36] My fault, my fault, I tried to bomb them for you

[02:14:38] You did good, you didn't get this game

[02:14:39] You don't get this game

[02:14:54] I died again

[02:15:25] I

[02:15:32] But you're actually playing good

[02:15:38] I see far see far

[02:15:44] Yeah, I got it

[02:15:50] Nice beautiful

[02:15:55] What is the winston we need 70?

[02:16:00] 70?

[02:16:01] Easy as hell.

[02:16:03] Bro it's okay.

[02:16:05] Oh my god, switch gap is viable.

[02:16:08] Oh you're actually doing good.

[02:16:09] This is part 3.

[02:16:10] I know I'm playing both of them.

[02:16:13] See you, I see you.

[02:16:13] Left box, left box.

[02:16:14] I know you see it.

[02:16:15] I know you see it.

[02:16:16] Oh my god.

[02:16:17] Get out of here.

[02:16:18] I'm very fine on the tag.

[02:16:20] Squishy, you're gonna die.

[02:16:21] I'm very fine on the tag, bro.

[02:16:22] I know, I know.

[02:16:23] You're flipping into the timing now.

[02:16:24] Bro, this is the tag.

[02:16:25] Oh my god

[02:16:35] Yeah

[02:16:41] Thank you for the five

[02:16:43] Put it in my tight ass hole.

[02:16:45] Love you, guys.

[02:16:47] It's because I'm really good at diamonds today!

[02:16:49] I'm gonna go!

[02:16:51] Uh-oh.

[02:16:55] Oh my god, bro. These guys are actually pretty kinda good.

[02:16:59] Yeah, our opponent to 5 is gonna keep getting harder and harder and harder.

[02:17:03] Considering I have to score every goal at the second hit,

[02:17:07] we already almost lost the first one.

[02:17:09] Okay, I'm gonna die especially for you.

[02:17:12] Actually, you can't score you.

[02:17:14] Yeah, I can just get control crap there.

[02:17:18] I see it, I see it.

[02:17:22] I know you see it.

[02:17:23] I know you see it.

[02:17:24] I know you see it.

[02:17:25] I know you see it.

[02:17:26] I know you see it.

[02:17:27] I know you see it.

[02:17:28] We found the fucking secret crap.

[02:17:29] This feels like FIFA.

[02:17:30] Try to split it in like FIFA.

[02:17:31] This feels like FIFA.

[02:17:33] No, if I could just barely go to every time,

[02:17:35] just put your gloves on.

[02:17:37] I just I'm just looking for you and shut up. It's like real-life soccer to try to lead the pass a bit

[02:17:47] You know you mean like pass ahead of where you're going and then just like just look into the corner

[02:17:51] I'm just looking for you. Okay. Okay. Also, if anyone's saying I'm smurfing look at the scoreboard

[02:17:56] Obviously, I am smurfing but like look at the scoreboard. I'm not doing shit and the goal is for my own goal

[02:18:01] Thanks to six-fold

[02:18:03] guys chat squishy squishy is obviously jet which is obviously smurfing guys I'm

[02:18:11] perfect but like I'm not like trying to score but yeah but yeah the thing is guys

[02:18:15] I gotta get into the charity and I'll also D-rank out of diamond

[02:18:23] guys minima to gain me a challenge and I need to do it period

[02:18:29] Oh my god, how do you do that?

[02:18:31] How do you do that?

[02:18:33] How do you do that?

[02:18:35] How the fuck?

[02:18:37] How the fuck do you do that?

[02:18:39] How the fuck do you do that?

[02:18:41] How the fuck do you do that?

[02:18:45] Listen, how do you do that?

[02:18:47] If you're mad at this, you hate charity.

[02:18:49] Yes.

[02:18:51] That's true.

[02:18:53] That'd be a gaslight.

[02:18:55] That'd be a gaslight.

[02:18:57] No, you actually need some good shots in this game.

[02:19:01] Bro, I did have some good shots!

[02:19:03] I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna play better.

[02:19:05] Or we should be chasing diamonds soon, too.

[02:19:07] I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.

[02:19:09] I missed.

[02:19:10] Go again, go again.

[02:19:11] All here alone.

[02:19:12] Slap.

[02:19:13] Today's another stick.

[02:19:14] Take.

[02:19:15] Take.

[02:19:16] Take.

[02:19:17] Take.

[02:19:18] I

[02:19:32] Want to clock on the clock we're about six from the clock

[02:19:41] We are in room one switch it over. Okay. I'm in room one. What happens now?

[02:20:18] I'm better. I'm better. I'm better.

[02:20:29] You know this is like

[02:20:36] Yes, bro, it's kind of a coaching session itself teaching you positioning right out of receive passes squishy. I'm ready almost

[02:20:42] Yeah, to be fair, you're also playing with Ron and Ron's like silver, you know what I mean?

[02:20:57] So like, you purposely throw your rank, so you're just getting back at you right now.

[02:21:02] But bro, the thing is, now, let me say this chat, would I be able to take a diamond with

[02:21:06] an outscrew sheet?

[02:21:07] No.

[02:21:08] Plat 2, sure, not diamond.

[02:21:09] Yeah, not right now, but you will get diamond eventually.

[02:21:11] Yes

[02:21:15] It's hard for me to get it because because it's fast

[02:21:21] I could do actually I couldn't do the one you do

[02:21:24] You have some acorn for you back for free. I like buddy

[02:21:31] You want to try some of those sometimes yes, let me know

[02:21:34] Oh god, I got it.

[02:21:40] I just got a smurfie.

[02:21:41] Three smurfs.

[02:21:42] I gotta find this, this way to set you up again.

[02:21:43] I got it, I got it.

[02:21:44] I'm gonna touch it.

[02:21:47] You see how much, oh so much of the game is just letting you hit it though, like,

[02:22:00] I just hit it to lemon and let them hit it back.

[02:22:02] Off the wall, off the wall.

[02:22:05] Fuuuuuuck!

[02:22:07] God damnit!

[02:22:09] Oh good.

[02:22:11] No, it's not all good, I gotta get over that.

[02:22:13] Aww, no.

[02:22:15] No, these guys are nasty bro.

[02:22:17] Alright sorry Jinx, 4 minutes left bro. Alright fake the kickoff, fake the gov, go right mid boost, let's try it.

[02:22:32] So drive up and go right mid boost, let me hit it. Yes, yes.

[02:22:35] Now hit it to you, he's gonna make contact as far.

[02:22:38] Wait.

[02:22:39] That was like a pro play.

[02:22:40] Nice bro.

[02:22:41] That was like a pro play.

[02:22:43] Yes, yes, but I hit it.

[02:22:45] You are playing good bro.

[02:22:46] I ain't good for that. That was all I could. That was a literally one hit there.

[02:22:50] Bro, that was like a pro play.

[02:22:54] Bro, let's do more of those. That was smart.

[02:22:58] Alright, I'm gonna fake and go right, Mr. You gotta sit in that kind of way for all of this.

[02:23:04] So when that happens, either you want to kind of...

[02:23:08] These kids are real.

[02:23:11] They're doing some crazy stuff. Are you ready?

[02:23:16] Nice touch, nice touch

[02:23:18] Yeah

[02:23:22] Let him let him make a sit

[02:23:24] You follow

[02:23:26] All right these kids are

[02:23:28] Oh my nice jinx, okay

[02:23:34] I got I got I got I got I got

[02:23:40] All those we could play off I'm so sorry switch. Are you good? You good? I'm so sorry. Oh my god. I'm so smart

[02:23:45] We're doing good, we're doing good, bro.

[02:23:47] Alright, I'm gonna leave it in front of the net, just shoot, just shoot.

[02:23:51] Good try, good try.

[02:23:53] Yeah, they're actually decent, they're actually decent.

[02:23:55] I'm gonna be getting them.

[02:24:01] Oh, it's not in there.

[02:24:03] I got it, I got it.

[02:24:05] Nice!

[02:24:07] Yes!

[02:24:09] Good finish, good finish!

[02:24:11] There we go!

[02:24:15] Bro, these guys are kind of good, I'm not gonna lie, these guys are good.

[02:24:19] How they are, they are.

[02:24:20] I'm gonna fake, I'm gonna fake, I'm gonna fake.

[02:24:22] I have to move it.

[02:24:24] It's where do you?

[02:24:25] You take a time, but it bats.

[02:24:28] Nice.

[02:24:28] Here you go.

[02:24:29] I'm going, yeah.

[02:24:30] I'm gonna right that.

[02:24:31] Hold the middle.

[02:24:32] Yeah, shoot a bolt.

[02:24:34] Oh my god, right?

[02:24:35] That's a camp!

[02:24:36] Nice, man, that's a camp!

[02:24:38] That's a camp!

[02:24:39] Bro, I don't understand how your paths look so precise.

[02:24:43] It's just, it takes time.

[02:24:45] Wait, like me and my friends could do this in Vogue, right?

[02:24:47] You could, you actually could, yeah, yeah.

[02:24:49] But I feel like Passive is not that hard, it's not like Ares really.

[02:24:52] No, it's just, you gotta get that power shot down.

[02:24:54] You know that power shot, like, off the bounce shit?

[02:24:56] Yes.

[02:24:56] It's just that.

[02:24:57] It's like, that plus thing where it's unit is.

[02:24:59] No, Passive's gotta be soloed, he, no.

[02:25:02] I'm behind this one.

[02:25:03] Yeah, okay.

[02:25:04] Tryna get this boost.

[02:25:06] I'm dead, I'm dead.

[02:25:06] Yeah, I'm not gonna be able to air it up unless I'm not in the pit.

[02:25:09] No!

[02:25:09] I picked him up!

[02:25:10] I picked him up!

[02:25:11] I picked him up!

[02:25:11] Um...

[02:25:13] Don't wait for his touch.

[02:25:44] I love this guy. Middle?

[02:25:47] I'm sorry, I didn't get the earlier man.

[02:25:51] I didn't get the earlier man. Fudge!

[02:25:55] Oh, it's right on that.

[02:25:58] You know what? I could have saved that. If I was in Flowspeed, I would have saved that.

[02:26:01] I don't even know how that happened to be honest.

[02:26:03] I'm not in control of this for too long.

[02:26:07] You're flossing.

[02:26:10] I want to save it.

[02:26:12] You fake

[02:26:17] So you got to say in the net it's my fake it

[02:26:20] Let's find you're learning about this. You haven't learned about this

[02:26:22] So on a fake you want to stay in the goal because the ball is only gonna roll for the next and not make contact, right?

[02:26:29] I know

[02:27:12] SHIT!

[02:27:14] Susie, you're like a sex symbol.

[02:27:15] Look at this.

[02:27:17] You want the Wendler, bro?

[02:27:19] Nice.

[02:27:20] Well, how do you set me up like that?

[02:27:23] So, the Glick Squishy is a sex symbol.

[02:27:27] You can fake this one. You can fake this one.

[02:27:28] I think I did. That's like a trick.

[02:27:30] Go to one of the mid boosts.

[02:27:32] I'll play it to you.

[02:27:35] He cuts it. It's fine. It doesn't matter.

[02:27:37] Let's touch it again.

[02:27:42] right why is there a talking egg in my screen

[02:27:47] i was open nice bro you're making good contact

[02:27:52] what the why actually what happened they bumped each other they bumped each other

[02:27:58] yeah big talking to

[02:28:03] yeah yeah how many wins away

[02:28:07] How many wins away?

[02:28:14] They had a gold.

[02:28:18] Rest in peace my brother.

[02:28:19] Chat they had a gold one.

[02:28:21] What is that matchmaking though?

[02:28:23] That's on the game.

[02:28:24] What is that matchmaking?

[02:28:25] Why is a gold one sneaking the lobby?

[02:28:27] Bro that's kind of what they do bro.

[02:28:29] That's kind of what they do.

[02:28:31] You know I'm not people queuing around that time?

[02:28:33] Around this time?

[02:28:34] In flat?

[02:28:35] I don't even know.

[02:28:36] What's what you're doing?

[02:28:38] Kinda.

[02:28:39] Kinda.

[02:28:40] Alright, I'm pushing 10s, let's go.

[02:28:49] Alright.

[02:28:50] Come on, come on, he went.

[02:28:55] Over the middle.

[02:29:00] Nice.

[02:29:31] Good job, good job, it's like a part.

[02:29:33] That was perfect, that was perfect.

[02:29:35] Oh my god!

[02:29:37] To your side?

[02:29:39] I go again, I go again.

[02:29:40] I didn't know.

[02:29:41] No, you're good, you're good.

[02:29:43] Staking.

[02:29:45] Staking again.

[02:29:46] Let him roll it, let him roll it.

[02:29:50] Did you? Open up.

[02:29:52] I got him.

[02:29:55] Nice, you're shotting.

[02:29:57] You're shotting.

[02:30:01] Okay, I'm gonna fake, I'm gonna fake, you ready?

[02:30:06] Alright.

[02:30:07] That was a good fake, that was a good fake, he's awkward, remember that's uh, oh no.

[02:30:14] Good fake?

[02:30:15] Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.

[02:30:16] Good job, good job, good job.

[02:30:17] Rose, but he's messed up, dude, he's awkward.

[02:30:18] He didn't mess up.

[02:30:19] Yeah, he was awkward.

[02:30:20] Alright, but see, I'm gonna fake, okay, I'm gonna fake.

[02:30:21] I'm gonna fake right.

[02:30:22] There you go.

[02:30:23] I'm gonna take the camera take what they pray they are

[02:30:31] For you

[02:30:37] I'm gonna touch I

[02:30:40] Get it fine. Okay. Okay, sir. I'm right side. I see the heart. Sorry. I didn't want to overshoot you

[02:30:48] I got it, I got it, I got it.

[02:30:55] I got it, I got it.

[02:31:00] Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[02:31:04] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[02:31:06] I'm sorry.

[02:31:08] Yeah, please don't be directed into our net.

[02:31:12] You got that, I believe it in.

[02:31:17] So that was the result of a lack of concentration, that was it.

[02:31:21] That was the result of a lack of concentration.

[02:31:25] Shit.

[02:31:26] Chat shut up with that SUM SHIT!

[02:31:36] Do you have some backward?

[02:31:40] Nice, nice, nice.

[02:31:44] How do you...

[02:31:47] how do you do that?

[02:31:54] okay

[02:31:55] where is he? this might be person though

[02:31:57] where is he?

[02:31:59] where is he? this is bad

[02:32:01] there's not even a virtual lane where he goes

[02:32:05] oh my god

[02:32:06] i mean if you miss average top for a game it's possible

[02:32:09] now but dude i'm locked in now

[02:32:11] Oh my god, check this out.

[02:32:21] Oh, she got that?

[02:32:24] No, that's not fair.

[02:32:26] Oh my god, that's not top of the net.

[02:32:29] Oh, I'm seeing it too, holy shit.

[02:32:33] Chrissy, I feel like I need to take a shower after this.

[02:32:36] Chrissy, I don't even know if I can go on with this, bro.

[02:32:39] Squishy, I don't even know if I can go on with this.

[02:32:42] I think we have to stop.

[02:32:44] Squishy, I think we have to stop.

[02:32:46] Chat, this is bad.

[02:32:48] Whatever you want, bro.

[02:32:50] Chat.

[02:32:52] We're calling it.

[02:32:54] Chat, should we stop?

[02:32:56] This is bad.

[02:32:58] I think if I'm not scoring, it's fine.

[02:33:00] I think if I'm scoring, it's bad.

[02:33:03] No, bro, I just think you set me up so much.

[02:33:05] It's like, like even that.

[02:33:09] I don't be honest just you're not getting diamond in but how long do you have all you have the match is in like I think

[02:33:19] I have to like I have to like sit in with you and like tell you how to fix everything a lot because you have a lot of bad habits

[02:33:29] It's possible it's possible depends how like I don't know man. What do you are in a ring?

[02:33:39] I mean, that's doable, that's doable, you just gotta fix the bad habits, you just gotta play a little bit more free play.

[02:33:49] I got it, I got it.

[02:33:51] Try to get it, middle.

[02:33:54] Off them.

[02:34:01] You got high flat 2 like that at 1.2, bro.

[02:34:04] I mean it's within reach just like it's gonna be hard for that's gonna be really hard

[02:34:12] Okay, you know more realistic thing what like bribing the town is really means we're getting me is too hard

[02:34:17] Jeff, what if I beat the KSI and beat?

[02:34:21] What about that, Jeff?

[02:34:24] What if I ask KSI that?

[02:34:28] What about that?

[02:34:30] Basically good if you find me like I'll always put you back in

[02:34:32] Yeah, but, he doesn't play anymore, I'm trying to find people

[02:34:36] I'm trying to find people, I'll be like, I think, I hope

[02:34:40] It's a bench, I just can't find better than that

[02:34:42] Yeah, I feel like I need to take a shower after this bro

[02:34:47] Bro, you're just flying

[02:34:50] Oh man

[02:34:53] If I was on the other team, I'll be fit

[02:34:55] Okay, to stop, to stop

[02:34:57] Okay bro.

[02:34:59] They saw my skin.

[02:35:01] Alright.

[02:35:07] Hey bud.

[02:35:09] Listen, there were some good lessons out of this.

[02:35:13] You learned how to position for a pass wall.

[02:35:15] You're getting good shots off a pass.

[02:35:17] And on top of it all,

[02:35:19] you're just overall learning to position.

[02:35:21] But I do think your rank won't be able to pass a pass wall.

[02:35:27] Okay, I'm gonna call me. I'm gonna call baby

[02:35:35] Jack cuz I feel like I need a shower. Okay squishy. Let me call Betty. Let's go. All right, bro

[02:35:51] John calling everybody lock it

[02:35:57] I'm calling him calling him.

[02:36:08] Please.

[02:36:09] I'm calling him calling him.

[02:36:15] Paul.

[02:36:16] No, I don't.

[02:36:18] I just feel grimy.

[02:36:20] Wait, is there a tournament?

[02:36:26] It's 11. Oh shit, it's late. Okay

[02:36:32] Okay

[02:36:38] I need texting

[02:36:40] Oh my god, Mini Micros call me, Mini Micros call me.

[02:36:57] Mini Micros call me, tell me.

[02:36:58] Yo, Yo, Yo Simon, okay, okay, okay.

[02:37:06] Simon, hear me out, alright?

[02:37:09] So, I don't think I have the skill set to get Diamond in Rocket League in time for the match.

[02:37:17] But I do have a contrary idea.

[02:37:20] Okay.

[02:37:21] So, me and KSI are supposed to play against each other in FIFA in a week.

[02:37:27] If I win, could I get into the match?

[02:37:31] If you can beat KSI.

[02:37:34] Keep in mind, I beat Deji.

[02:37:36] I beat Marlon and I tied Speed but then I laughed.

[02:37:40] I think I could kick his ass.

[02:37:41] I'm confident.

[02:37:45] You're, you're not English.

[02:37:47] You can't beat him a FIFA.

[02:37:49] Bro, I beat Deji in FIFA, ass wipe.

[02:37:52] I beat Deji.

[02:37:52] Deji is something else, bro.

[02:37:54] Deji is not a human.

[02:37:56] Yo, what is that?

[02:37:58] Simon, trust me, bro.

[02:38:00] Okay, I'm so confident in my boy

[02:38:03] that if you beat KSI, you can be in the charity bag.

[02:38:06] Okay, okay, okay, thank you, thank you, thank you, okay.

[02:38:09] I'm-

[02:38:09] I'm out of here.

[02:38:10] Yes, I know, I got it, Simon.

[02:38:12] I'll kick his ass.

[02:38:13] I'll practice for the next week every fucking day.

[02:38:16] I swear to God, I will not lose.

[02:38:19] Yeah, good luck with that.

[02:38:20] Okay, all right, I'm gonna let you rest.

[02:38:21] I'm sorry for calling you so late.

[02:38:23] Jack, like the fucker!

[02:38:26] Okay, that is way more attainable.

[02:38:28] That is way more attainable.

[02:38:30] Okay, Spurshinton's.

[02:38:32] Yes, bro.

[02:38:33] Okay, so getting diamond is not going to be possible for me without without use for everything.

[02:38:42] And look, I feel young. I feel like you're going to take a shower. Now there is a second

[02:38:49] chance tournament attendance. Yo, squishy. Yeah. I might play the second chance tournament,

[02:38:55] but would you want to play our six?

[02:39:00] R6 I could like show you the ropes bro. I could show you the

[02:39:04] Yeah, yeah, I'm down bro. I'm down what level are you squish in our 628?

[02:39:14] Now listen bro my coaching style is not like yours. Okay, so you're yelling me bro when you coach me bro

[02:39:21] It's like love positivity sweetness sunshine rainbows. So when I'm coaching you I'm gonna verbally harass you

[02:39:28] Okay, like it's not gonna be fun. I'm gonna insult you

[02:39:32] I'm gonna scream, but at the end of the day you'll be a better ceasefire and squishy if this coaching session goes well

[02:39:39] I think you have potential to win the tournament on March 8

[02:39:43] Okay, listen, okay. Can I tell you some things off the bat like you might be mad at me? I play for people

[02:39:50] Okay, and it's just cuz they're guns, bro

[02:39:52] Is that bad? I'll tell you who I play I play sledge

[02:39:55] Thatcher

[02:39:59] I like their guns was the l8 is that what it is that guns fucking crazy

[02:40:03] Yeah, it sounds like yeah, that thing is crazy and then and then

[02:40:08] This I play century and I play mazzi. Is that bad?

[02:40:15] It's not bad I like the commando

[02:40:19] It's absolutely

[02:40:21] terrible switchy century you play century switchy what do you know what

[02:40:28] it's abilius he gets a secondary gadget switchy rainbow six I'm gonna alter

[02:40:37] your brain look what it's gonna happen I'm gonna play the second chance

[02:40:41] tournament I'm gonna win so I'm gonna win this fucking tournament then no

[02:40:46] Why don't we want to see it, bro?

[02:40:48] I'm going to win this.

[02:40:50] You want to win this?

[02:40:52] So you're going right to the end boss.

[02:40:54] Why don't we want to see it, bro?

[02:40:56] Let me see what you all about.

[02:40:58] We want to win my game.

[02:41:00] Why don't we want to win your game, bro?

[02:41:02] Now, here's the thing.

[02:41:04] If we want to win in Siege, do you want me to

[02:41:06] absolutely try my hardest?

[02:41:08] I want you to show me the skill gap.

[02:41:10] I want to see how bad I am.

[02:41:14] Yeah, I mean like if we won't vote how many rounds would I get on you zero if we won the one to seven do we need a blue house?

[02:41:20] Yeah, yeah, okay if I'm fully trying let's say my life is on the line

[02:41:26] Somebody has a pair of scissors and my balls will get cut off if I lose. I think I would be used seven to one

[02:41:33] I think you would probably get one round maybe

[02:41:37] It's back crazy like that must have a skill gap off knowledge. Oh, yes

[02:41:41] Why do you squishy you've been paying against level five? I'm level one thousand four hundred and nine and by the way the levels compound

[02:41:48] So every time you go up a level squish nail it gets bigger and steeper squishy. I'm a loser

[02:41:55] Squishy, let me show you something. Are you in my stream? I'm in your stream, but all right. What go to my stream right?

[02:42:02] Wait chat, where do you go to see it again? Hold up one second squishy. Yeah, I see my days playing how I see my days playing

[02:42:11] You got 7-2 against gold, two weeks ago, isn't that low rank?

[02:42:21] I'm sorry, I lagged out, what did you say?

[02:42:27] Oh, no, I thought I'm good.

[02:42:29] Someone on my side just said you got 7-3.

[02:42:31] I lagged out.

[02:42:32] I didn't even know what you, what did you say?

[02:42:34] All right, bro.

[02:42:35] Squishy, I got a humble aside.

[02:42:37] Squishy, now today, no, you're the student today.

[02:42:40] This is gonna be fucking fun.

[02:42:42] Okay, wait, how do I get the stats, Squishy?

[02:42:45] What do I do?

[02:42:46] I don't know on Xbox how to get the hours.

[02:42:48] I'm not sure.

[02:42:51] Yeah, you probably, you have like over 10K?

[02:42:53] Probably, right?

[02:42:54] Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:42:56] 522 days played.

[02:42:59] Squishy, plug this into a calculator, shall we?

[02:43:03] 522 days?

[02:43:04] 522?

[02:43:05] 14 hours, nine minutes.

[02:43:06] Calculate how many hours that is, buddy.

[02:43:10] 12,543 now keep in mind I have like five other accounts on a scale five so my actual hours

[02:43:28] is probably 20k plus squishy if you think you have my rocket league hours in siege that

[02:43:34] makes sense again for 10 years you're as chuddy as me you play probably 2k hours a

[02:43:38] year. Oh, chatty! The fuck? Swiss, what do you mean chatty, bro?

[02:43:42] I mean, we're like in the same wavelength just on different games. I play 2k hours of

[02:43:47] my game per year on average. You play about 2k at yours, bro. You got me?

[02:43:51] Fine, listen, you better whip my ass later, bro. You're talking big game, bro. Listen,

[02:43:56] you can coach me as harshly as you want if you whip my ass cheeks. I want to load

[02:44:00] up and immediately won't be won you, and if you fucking bend me over, brother,

[02:44:04] You can be as rude to me as you want, okay?

[02:44:06] If I take even two rounds off of you, I don't want to hear a fucking peep, okay?

[02:44:11] So Squishy, first off, let me slow your friggin' roll.

[02:44:14] Here's the first problem, Squishy, with what you're saying, dude.

[02:44:17] So first issue is, you're coming in, you're level 20, bro.

[02:44:23] You're walking tall, and you have this, Squishy, where's it?

[02:44:26] Sentry's gonna own your ass.

[02:44:27] Sentry's gonna own your tight little ass, bro.

[02:44:29] I'm telling you, watch out for Sentry, brother.

[02:44:31] Squishy.

[02:44:32] I got two gadgets.

[02:44:33] Squishy.

[02:44:34] I'm actually starting to matter bro on that game. So you actually you're gonna be you actually you're gonna be me. No

[02:44:42] No, bro, no, I don't think I'm gonna beat you

[02:44:44] I think I have a chance if the game goes to seven. What is the score gonna be squishy between me and you?

[02:44:52] Seven four seven four seven four you win seven four seven four

[02:44:56] So if we won't be one you think you're gonna get four rounds

[02:44:59] So okay, you're not okay here. Yeah, there's some rules

[02:45:03] Let's make this rules this rules no banning the people I play cuz I'm gonna play four people also

[02:45:08] Also, no no shields cuz I don't know how to deal with that yet. Yeah, I don't scratchy

[02:45:12] I have my penis is over two inches erect so I don't use shields

[02:45:16] Okay, that you shields are people with two inch cocks literally continued up

[02:45:22] And I saw you beat Bola with a shotgun so no shotguns

[02:45:29] Now, that's like me telling you,

[02:45:31] you can't drive your car in Rockin' League.

[02:45:33] Squishy.

[02:45:34] That's why I'm like, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:45:36] Watch out, I beat you, no jump, no jump, no boost

[02:45:38] on Rockin' League.

[02:45:39] I am the greatest like mute player

[02:45:42] in Xbox console history.

[02:45:44] If we're gonna want to be bought on T-S tonight,

[02:45:45] I need to be able to be shot.

[02:45:47] You play mute, wait, that's the guy that makes

[02:45:49] the can foul, right?

[02:45:50] I don't play mute, I am the, I am the,

[02:45:53] Squishy, Squishy, I am like the founder of mute

[02:45:56] on organ.

[02:45:57] like people fear me in Oregon.

[02:46:01] Okay, bro, listen, thanks.

[02:46:02] I have 28 hours in the game.

[02:46:04] You have so many more hours than I do in that game.

[02:46:08] If you don't bend me over, there's a problem, right?

[02:46:10] But I'm just saying, I think I can actually

[02:46:12] keep it scary, I might keep you on your toes, bro.

[02:46:15] Squishy, where is this confidence coming from?

[02:46:17] Do you have any clips you wanna show me?

[02:46:19] Cause I got the second chance,

[02:46:20] everybody's in three minutes, so we got time.

[02:46:22] Do you have a clip you could show me?

[02:46:24] Where is this fucking time?

[02:46:25] I want to keep you on your toes bro like I listen. I don't I don't even know the math

[02:46:29] I don't even know to find the staircase half the time

[02:46:31] But I think I got what it takes to take you down, bro

[02:46:32] Like I think I think I think I have the aim required to to take you down, bro

[02:46:38] Yeah, it's all say if he wins two rounds and fully walked where's the thing if I'm able to use shotguns on defense

[02:46:44] I'm not kidding when I say this there's a 70% chance where she doesn't wet around 70%

[02:46:50] Balls, you wanna play a tournament?

[02:46:53] Throwin' out balls.

[02:46:54] Yo, also?

[02:46:55] Wait, how would you coach me on that game, though?

[02:46:58] Wait, you gotta get an attorney quick, by the way,

[02:47:00] it's two minutes.

[02:47:01] Um, how do you even, like, watch my POV, or would you play in the game with me?

[02:47:07] Could we play on ranked together?

[02:47:08] We'll just be playing on ranked together.

[02:47:10] We'll be playing.

[02:47:11] Okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:47:13] Balls, give me a house.

[02:47:14] But would it be your hidden healer?

[02:47:15] Like, would I just get my ass blasted?

[02:47:16] Would it be champs?

[02:47:17] No, there's no hidden healer on ranked.

[02:47:19] Oh, there's not okay, but you could play anybody

[02:47:24] All right, you should be lowest rank high swing. Yeah

[02:47:27] All right, first before I kick switchy's ass in our six

[02:47:33] before

[02:47:34] We are gonna be winning our first ever rocketing tournament with balls

[02:47:40] I'm gonna call the team it's time balls. Are you ready?

[02:47:43] you got me. Alright, Squishy, I'm going to go Tinkle. Talk to the chat, Squishy. Do

[02:47:50] you think you'll like me? How confident are you?

[02:47:52] Alright, chat. This guy is delusional as fuck.

[02:47:54] Alright, alright, alright. Alright, chat. Now that Jinx is gone. Who do I play? Who

[02:47:58] the fuck do I play? Like, what's his counter? What's his counter? How do I beat him?

[02:48:01] If I had any chance to beat him, who do I play? Who do I play? Who's like the

[02:48:04] hard counter to me? Whoever he plays.

[02:48:07] Like what would absolutely throw him off what would make him like so confused and like actually

[02:48:17] scared to play me Deimos Mera ban you or banning you if there's big fans I'm banning you sure

[02:48:24] and the one-by-ones is that big fans yeah captain out in him so I actually have any

[02:48:35] Any chance to have realistic without knowing shit?

[02:48:37] Like if I pre-drone every angle, like before I go into room, if I pre-drone everything,

[02:48:40] do I have a shot?

[02:48:41] I think I do.

[02:48:42] Low key, am I crazy?

[02:48:44] To kill him?

[02:48:45] Like if I just pre-drone everything, I don't know the maps, but I have 28 hours for

[02:48:58] whoever asks.

[02:48:59] I have no time on the game.

[02:49:00] I do have a good aim from CS, these names.

[02:49:06] You're fucked, you're cooked, you're fucked.

[02:49:09] These buns, trust your aim, use your aim.

[02:49:12] Call them one to ten ban, okay, we'll do that.

[02:49:15] Gotta get in this head.

[02:49:20] Chat, how much did I sound like walking a 1v1?

[02:49:21] How much did I sound like walking a 1v1 even now?

[02:49:30] Like a lot

[02:49:39] All right, I'm back squishy. How do you feel though?

[02:49:44] Good. I was just asking chat some questions. Is there gonna be picked bands in this one field?

[02:49:49] Yes, wait squishy before we turn into like mortal enemies

[02:49:54] could you help me out coaching at this time yeah of course I'll never be your

[02:49:58] enemy brother I love for you bro well squishy we're gonna be enemy listen

[02:50:02] we're gonna be enemies in the one we want after that we can go right back to

[02:50:06] setting each other now but it sounds like you're gonna yell at me and see

[02:50:08] you probably I'm kind of scared no I'm not gonna yeah I have a little bit of

[02:50:11] like you're gonna see squishy in rocket league I'm a child like I'm one of the

[02:50:16] worst players to ever stream this game in siege I'm a top controller player

[02:50:20] Like this isn't gonna be a walk in the park. This is gonna be some breeze for you

[02:50:24] This is gonna be real shit, but she like this is real

[02:50:28] This is my game

[02:50:30] So on defense in that game and won't be ones is it a lot of this like you take a few set up in a corner

[02:50:35] You can't be trying to like like like how do you play defense? Are you an aggressive player?

[02:50:38] Let me know your style a little bit. I just play like the game bro

[02:50:42] React if you give me I know you got good ears. I know you got good ears. I know that I have

[02:50:46] great eaters well listen squishy in my game bro let me explain my game so in

[02:50:54] siege my movement is mid my aim is mid my game sets is probably top 10 all-time

[02:51:04] in console r6 ever like squishy I'm gonna be inside your head inside your ass

[02:51:10] inside your ears squishy I'm gonna be all over you dude like it's not gonna be a

[02:51:16] breathe it's gonna be real shit OMG with the five gifted OMG give me that we're

[02:51:23] no I'm excited to play each question I'm excited I'm really really really

[02:51:28] excited to play you cuz I don't think you're gonna be naturally good at the

[02:51:31] game yeah out of the people in like the tournament like without knowing me just

[02:51:35] knowing that I'm good at CS where would you put me based on that knowledge

[02:51:38] like oh I forgot about that wait squishy wait wait what is your rank in CS nice

[02:51:45] high-spank at a game in CS.

[02:51:49] Say that again, one more time, am I good here?

[02:51:51] I'm not, I'm not high-spank at a game in CS, bro.

[02:51:55] All right, you know what, chat?

[02:51:56] I'm gonna hit the squishy, might actually get two rounds.

[02:51:59] I did not know, I thought you were just a controller, bro.

[02:52:02] I knew you played CS.

[02:52:04] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:52:05] All right, all right, change the bat, change,

[02:52:06] okay, okay, yeah.

[02:52:09] But if you're high-spank at a game in CS,

[02:52:11] you're probably gonna be the best player in the tournament.

[02:52:14] No, but no, but Ron was a pro like Clicks is good at Ford. I think the four. Okay, this is my opinion

[02:52:20] Actually, I don't know because the aim in seed is more similar to CS aim

[02:52:24] Then it is to for night aim, right because in for an end there's so much vertical

[02:52:28] I feel like see I need to do some verticals, but I think it's a lot of for example pre-aiming

[02:52:32] Headshot angles, you know what I mean that part similar

[02:52:36] But like Clicks is probably best Ryan probably clicks his most fresh pro at everybody

[02:52:44] Yes, bro what I saw from Ron yesterday was disgusting

[02:52:50] Like batting no like it was good. What I'm gonna do

[02:52:54] Chat squishy the draft is a great idea

[02:52:58] What I'm gonna do

[02:52:59] I like switch you're actually team is on mark 7 chat

[02:53:03] I'm gonna do a stream with just the eight captains for like 20 minutes

[02:53:07] And I'm gonna pick the best eight players in the tournament that way the best players are spread out the best players

[02:53:12] i think and then they're gonna crash okay yeah that's smart that's smart yeah because i think

[02:53:18] like for example if you grouped up like let's say you grew up uh yeah yeah exactly or even jason

[02:53:25] even like jason lacy wrong like uh jason's immortal and val i think i'm freaking wrong so that's

[02:53:30] like second highest rank and the aim of that game is also kind of similar to cf which is kind of

[02:53:35] similar to speed it's different a little different but like i mean it's all pre-aiming headshot level

[02:53:39] and like having just good understanding of the map, right?

[02:53:42] Alright guys, before we move on to squishy, it's time to win our first ever rock and lead tournament.

[02:53:48] We're running up with balls, my OG duo.

[02:53:52] Come on, balls!

[02:53:53] Cover the middle, that's a goal.

[02:53:55] Wait a minute, talk to me nicely.

[02:53:57] What? How the fuck?

[02:54:00] For those actually good shots.

[02:54:02] Wait, that guy...

[02:54:04] That guy's actually like, kind of a demon.

[02:54:06] Yeah, and you actually fake you fake them to like you fake the guys to get a bad

[02:54:19] start from time to time you jinx tried to do I think I was gonna read like let

[02:54:23] them hit it sometimes like just play after it's a bit more like yeah big

[02:54:26] sounds more

[02:54:28] well don't think i kick off

[02:54:33] no no don't think i kick off

[02:54:36] what balls are you doing it

[02:54:40] no no no you're doing that

[02:54:43] no big game

[02:54:45] no big game

[02:54:53] like when the opponent has the ball like fake so they hit it away

[02:54:56] and then balls can be enough

[02:54:58] oh god

[02:55:15] i um

[02:55:17] i'm level 28, how far is 28 from

[02:55:20] 50 if i like pop the boosters and

[02:55:26] How did they make it 50 by the way? I feel like I've been stuck in a quick match and I'm ranked for millennium, bro

[02:55:35] 20 hours of game time more Jesus, bro. They really they really like one of the combat

[02:55:47] That's insane actually used to be lower

[02:55:50] They kept raising it

[02:56:08] It's a good time to get into it

[02:56:20] nice year it's gonna be the best year of updates

[02:56:26] who's build a grill

[02:56:30] you know what

[02:56:33] some questions are better left it's like stones are better left on time

[02:56:38] oh god you know what you're actually right because I was gonna call it with Lacey and Ron and my chat was saying ask

[02:56:44] about Lacey's grandma have you heard that story

[02:56:47] I don't know if I even want to fucking repeat it. So apparently lacy got her like oh my god, wait

[02:56:55] That was the fact that was the fact

[02:57:07] Okay, so they see I don't know again it I promise fucking die laughing all time from good. I'm assuming this isn't true

[02:57:12] But they see by his grandma

[02:57:15] Some air pods right and she was I guess blasting music

[02:57:18] They're like no is canceling or some shit and she was walking by the train tracks

[02:57:21] And she got absolutely flying was the words that Lacey

[02:57:24] huge absolutely fly by train because of the air pods of a spot and then they showed me a clip of

[02:57:30] Jason throwing the urn of her ashes that I don't even know what I was watching

[02:57:34] I don't even know what I was watching and then rock me something about his mom fingers ass

[02:57:37] I don't know it is the whole thing bro

[02:57:39] Lacey got

[02:57:43] Slime flying by train because and it was apparently the funniest thing ever to run

[02:57:46] But I don't know and then run went on for it. No, she's dead, bro. She's gone

[02:57:57] No, and that's what I'm saying when people ask you like you'll ask questions like maybe sometimes they don't need to be asked

[02:58:02] You know maybe I learned that dance. You're right. Yeah, build a grill is like

[02:58:07] It's better if you don't

[02:58:13] Yeah, it's not funny. It's just the way to which he said it and it won't off his tongue

[02:58:18] Yeah, it is gonna mess up your laughing at your laughing at is that grandma bus

[02:58:22] Oh his grandma had airplugs in a guy's train. That's not a very common death

[02:58:27] Very red very niche

[02:58:30] Yeah, no it is. Yeah

[02:58:34] I think you actually are one kid

[02:58:37] Obviously we were doing a little bit of smurfing, but like you were warming up after acting a lot.

[02:58:41] Of course he's dare I say, I understood what I'm saying.

[02:58:45] Look at ball going backward, he still does that bro. He still does the backward thing.

[02:58:51] Bro, balls are good enough to be made, where I think we need to win.

[02:58:57] You know I got tech at Leica tournament and lost, right?

[02:59:00] Yeah, yeah, I saw clips of that bro.

[02:59:03] Dude, you know what's crazy? I also saw that you were number one in goals after anything, if you were like, peeking.

[02:59:10] I don't know, do you look at that stuff?

[02:59:29] That was threes though, right?

[02:59:33] If you keep playing guys in this skill ceiling, I think you can win.

[02:59:38] The emuls are the best in their turn, because then it's skill ceiling.

[02:59:44] Okay.

[02:59:45] That might have been your best solo play.

[02:59:47] That pop-up into the flip shot might have been your best solo play.

[02:59:51] It's actually really good.

[02:59:53] Like if you can nail that every time, you're going to score on this one.

[02:59:56] And then there was that.

[02:59:58] And then there was that, yeah.

[02:59:59] If I won this tournament, could you give me a chance of something?

[03:00:02] I will bro, you know, I will and everyone saying ask the one 10 bet

[03:00:05] I know about one of 10 bet and I'm gonna see it in action. No one be one in the day. I

[03:00:10] Might be one of 10 bed in that one

[03:00:14] One of 10 bad

[03:00:18] When I'm ready to speak about that publicly I will but as of right now

[03:00:32] skill

[03:00:35] look at the ball

[03:00:37] alright top 16

[03:00:39] top 16

[03:00:41] ask him about john joe shelby

[03:00:43] balls shut the fuck up

[03:00:45] hahahaha

[03:00:51] jep what up you in the tournament

[03:00:55] are you gonna lock in for this FIFA match then no

[03:00:57] like

[03:00:59] I

[03:01:05] But should I hop in right after like I be naked now

[03:01:10] Like with all due respect will be your smurf for me now I

[03:01:14] mean, it's not really a bad smurf though because like

[03:01:17] I'm a console controller player. It's not like I'm like spoi like you know what I'm saying

[03:01:22] I'm a console controller player going into like bronze silver PC

[03:01:27] Oh, you'd be using your PC account on console controller. Yes

[03:01:38] Yeah, oh my god, but we got a woman first on main. Yes. Yes balls. If we win this tournament balls, I will smack your ass

[03:01:48] We both is 16. Okay, never mind. Yo, all right

[03:01:52] Check I forgot both is 16. I thought both was 25 per second

[03:01:57] Wait so like who should I be playing at the start bro you said that was playing

[03:02:00] the bad we should be playing the start it's not good I feel like sledge is

[03:02:03] like easy and good I guess you don't like that okay bro what what's wrong with

[03:02:09] sledge bro it's not that sledge like bro it's not that sledge is bad

[03:02:15] oh here's a halo skin he's in a halo skin yes a lot of skins squishy the

[03:02:22] The thing is bro, it's not that sledge is bad, it's just like, if you watch pro league and you watch 500 rounds of pro league, you might see sledge three times in 500 rounds.

[03:02:32] Really? Damn, so you're just not meta at all?

[03:02:35] No. It's cause those buck and ram, which they just call.

[03:02:39] But, if you're brand new to the game, sledge is probably the best op you could use.

[03:02:45] Like in this 30, I can get away with using sledge, bro.

[03:02:47] Oh god.

[03:02:49] Yeah.

[03:02:49] Bro, in the tournament, bro, the only thing I want you to focus on, on March 8th, is just trying to get as many gunfights as you can, because you'll probably have the best aim in the tournament.

[03:03:00] Okay, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna.

[03:03:02] I didn't know, I don't know the maps, dude, like, I, I don't even know how to learn the maps, I gotta just load them up and just run around, I guess, I don't know.

[03:03:08] Because I, I feel like when I play, it takes forever to learn the map.

[03:03:10] I have a clue.

[03:03:11] Because there's no radar.

[03:03:12] I guess I don't know how to fucking get them.

[03:03:13] I think if you put a bank tonight towards you, I believe you're gonna impress me. I have a feeling you're gonna impress me.

[03:03:17] dude you make me nervous man like it's a lot of pressure bro if you're the

[03:03:21] highest rank and CS build there's no way you don't shit on people you've never

[03:03:24] played ranked I'm just wondering like level 20 never played ranked never ranked

[03:03:27] well like when I play unranked games I will I do top frag most of time but like

[03:03:31] it's shitters I think like I got like eight nine kills those like shit

[03:03:36] I'm pretty sure yeah we're gonna be on C's after this tournament I'm gonna

[03:03:40] one of you one of you want to play ranked but we got the tournament

[03:03:43] Top 16 let's go come on boss oh my god

[03:03:48] I'm sorry no I don't wait are you?

[03:03:51] Well you go again go again

[03:03:53] Oh my lord

[03:03:55] Oh bro that was so good actually

[03:03:57] That was actually so good I got the reading individual touches

[03:03:59] Yeah, yeah

[03:04:01] Who's Squirtle I must be an ass about Squirtle

[03:04:05] Squirtle is my little brother

[03:04:11] I love this out of you

[03:04:12] I love this out of you. Oh my god. Love it. You're the jump though, bro. Oh nice balls open open open summer stop summer stop

[03:04:25] First ever turnie dog right now mother suck up. Oh my god, that's sexy

[03:04:35] First ever turnie dog chat

[03:04:42] I'm

[03:04:53] I'm

[03:04:56] I'm

[03:04:58] I'm

[03:05:00] I'm

[03:05:03] I'm

[03:05:06] I'm

[03:05:09] I'm

[03:05:11] NICE BALLS!

[03:05:15] They all about playing good. Balls put in the work. What's Zim? What's Zim? What's that? Xam?

[03:05:22] You're saying what is a Zim or 2 is Zim?

[03:05:24] What? What is a Zim? Yeah, 2 or Zim? I don't know. I don't know. Someone's asking about Zim.

[03:05:36] Is that a person?

[03:05:41] Yeah, go boss boss on the left post and you can get that

[03:05:56] Yeah.

[03:05:58] Wait, baby.

[03:06:00] False focus back.

[03:06:02] False focus.

[03:06:04] Then it's a go.

[03:06:06] Then aura.

[03:06:08] Then it's a go.

[03:06:14] Where do I even begin to...

[03:06:16] False hit it up!

[03:06:20] Wait, watch this.

[03:06:22] Yeah.

[03:06:24] get touched off the bounce, perfect

[03:06:29] I actually like the idea, I actually like the idea

[03:06:31] dude, balls puts it in reverse still so much

[03:06:33] but it kind of works

[03:06:49] you haven't won one yet, right?

[03:06:54] I see the ball is slightly off the wall, you actually would have probably scored if it was on the wall.

[03:07:05] Touch!

[03:07:09] Hit it ball, hit it!

[03:07:12] Ball, hit it!

[03:07:16] This is even for you.

[03:07:17] I love how like that's why I throw balls, cause he actually has a fucking brain.

[03:07:20] right all my students hit it across to that

[03:07:25] no so to get that oh I'm so good at all

[03:07:29] ball we will win this tournament if you lock in balls once we get to the next

[03:07:35] game stop typing and fucking focus all right top eight now lock in both that

[03:07:41] about today today I have a good deal people be calling me to rock and lead

[03:07:45] Not bad.

[03:07:46] Like that.

[03:07:47] I wanna see like that.

[03:07:51] What's that?

[03:07:54] Well, Rarity is one of my good friends.

[03:07:59] Which, you guys are both Canadian.

[03:08:01] That's kind of weird.

[03:08:02] That is kinda weird.

[03:08:03] You guys are both Canadian.

[03:08:04] I wanna see the one that helped you on fire.

[03:08:07] Yeah.

[03:08:08] Oh, okay, okay.

[03:08:09] Let me put something.

[03:08:10] Oh my god nice bro you're timing off the bounce is good today

[03:08:26] who's avid dude everything avid that's what avid avid like every

[03:08:35] You're just asking about my OG agency personal all these people are like OG people

[03:08:43] I guess B you were saying it was a B

[03:08:49] Not really a B

[03:08:51] I mean chat top ace bro. I might be first in goals. I'm not even chatting chat. They forfeited

[03:09:08] Balls only or wait you made your team name. It's time. It's kind of or you might yes

[03:09:13] you might actually win you might actually win with that

[03:09:15] Balls fuck off bro, my god, shut up!

[03:09:18] It wasn't that balls the thing, I feel like I remember saying it was his thing.

[03:09:24] The seven, the second shift.

[03:09:26] How does this guy have 11 goals?

[03:09:30] Oh.

[03:09:31] Wait, that's team, that's team.

[03:09:32] Wait, no, there's one guy.

[03:09:35] Oh.

[03:09:36] Wait, he has every goal for his team.

[03:09:41] That's mean beans.

[03:09:42] Team's mean beans.

[03:09:43] Where's the team at?

[03:09:44] go left Jinx, go left side of the bracket

[03:09:47] look for mean beans, setting up sustain

[03:09:50] bottom right, are they losing? Press it, press A on it

[03:09:55] I guess it's not loading, for no reason

[03:09:58] but you want that guy to lose, if that guy loses you guys have a good shot actually

[03:10:03] so that means we'll base that guy in 5 rolls

[03:10:07] yeah and I mean there's a small chance he's

[03:10:11] smurfing I would even argue a big chance of smurfing but

[03:10:15] well 11 goals in two games is like not even possible unless you're to like the

[03:10:22] other team would AFK or something well if we get to the finals and lose I'm

[03:10:27] gonna actually have fucking depression

[03:10:31] I'm gonna fall into the finals and lose to a smurf

[03:10:35] don't lose hope dude don't lose hope bro but 11 goals I never even seen that

[03:10:40] No matter what happens you could bend me over and see that for yourself feel real good

[03:10:50] Yo, this burn head emo top 10 maybe top five

[03:10:55] Just letting you know I had to add it as well

[03:11:04] Never have that needs a raise

[03:11:09] I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone!

[03:11:26] A lot of paces out of you, a lot of paces out of you.

[03:11:28] It's tracking the play.

[03:11:29] Look at the balls, bro.

[03:11:31] Oh my god.

[03:11:32] I wish I'm not going to talk as much as I'm going to talk.

[03:11:34] You go, you go, you go.

[03:11:39] Nice, bro

[03:12:09] I

[03:12:24] Know no no no he jumped he jumped wait it's okay. It's out

[03:12:39] oh my god don't fuck up in front of the net come on we win this one semi-shot

[03:12:49] then it's best to freeze

[03:13:09] I'm walking. No. No, no, no, no, balls. Get back. Get back. Get back. Oh, no. Get

[03:13:22] back.

[03:13:23] Oh, yeah, I think so. Oh, you got B. You got B, but yeah, I need to do more passes.

[03:13:32] I'm not getting trapped

[03:13:34] Can I kill him?

[03:13:52] Can you touch me?

[03:13:58] Oh my god

[03:13:59] OH MY GOD

[03:14:00] Oh my god

[03:14:03] What a weird angle to shoot on yet. He's buried that

[03:14:07] Oh my gosh, that was a really good shot

[03:14:13] Jack two more minutes

[03:14:20] Nice the pump I should give you a speed boost

[03:14:53] Oh nice, bro. Oh my god. Wait, you guys can win this. You guys can literally win this

[03:15:06] game. This whole fucking thing. Dude, how can you look warm up after those those ranked

[03:15:14] game earlier. See, I might be my problemless. I was going brighter to turn this something.

[03:15:21] Maybe I got a little warm up. I got to get it, get it, get it.

[03:15:27] Titty, that was such a nice death shot.

[03:15:31] One minute thirty seconds of defense.

[03:15:35] You got it!

[03:15:51] Oh my god, wait, you guys are freaking...

[03:15:54] That was like the same shot of Balls at, lovely snipe.

[03:15:57] We're gonna win oh my god, off the bow too

[03:16:04] We're out of me

[03:16:11] Got it

[03:16:14] Oh, don't type until we win mother fucker

[03:16:17] Machete

[03:16:18] Oh my god

[03:16:50] We were playing against Goonball 6-7s. Let's check these guys' stats.

[03:16:56] Is there a way to see their stats, Chrissy?

[03:16:58] Um, if you go to their pre-

[03:17:00] You look at their names.

[03:17:01] They barely won. Look, they barely won in quarters.

[03:17:04] Yeah, it's bugged though. You see those square words? It's all zeros.

[03:17:06] It should be showing the stats. I don't know why it's bugged.

[03:17:08] It says they barely won 3-2 though.

[03:17:10] Yeah, 3-2, 3-2, yeah.

[03:17:11] Look at our man.

[03:17:12] Wait, look at, wait, look.

[03:17:13] Aw, Jinx. No, look at Mean Beans.

[03:17:15] They have 21 goals now.

[03:17:18] Wait, it's Chrissy.

[03:17:20] I feel so bad if you make all of the finals with a smurf on him.

[03:17:26] He scored 11 goals in 2 games and then he scored 10 goals.

[03:17:32] It's like a sick musty prank bro. What if it's a musty?

[03:17:35] Chad, I look weak. You got to be wrong. It might be musty.

[03:17:39] Chad, let's hit him at least. I'll never win a tournament.

[03:17:42] I feel like everything that can go wrong will go wrong, Cal.

[03:17:46] Now you're a win, bro. You gotta believe.

[03:17:48] Think about how many ups and downs you've had in life, bro.

[03:17:51] Remember, what's the point of time, Dink? You were just a sperm, bro.

[03:17:54] You had to beat billions and billions of other sperms in a race,

[03:17:58] and you won that shit.

[03:18:00] What stopped you from winning this tournament, bro?

[03:18:02] I ain't thinkin' it went wrong when you were a sperm.

[03:18:04] Yeah, the chat's happy to sperm-heavy, man.

[03:18:08] So I don't know how confident you are off of this.

[03:18:12] I don't know how confident you are off of this.

[03:18:14] I'm going to go take a take cold and then I'm going to win chat. We're about to be top four guys

[03:18:28] They be calling who's they be who's they be?

[03:18:33] They be calling

[03:18:37] I was on pork

[03:18:40] Okay, okay

[03:18:43] Chas, you win this tournament? Or is it about to get smurfed on?

[03:18:45] I feel like it's about to get smurfed on and punch a whole director that's monitored at the end of it all.

[03:18:54] I feel like the final match is going to be a smurf.

[03:19:01] I mean, this guy scored 11 goals in two games. I feel like it's just, it's done.

[03:19:42] Ladies and gentlemen, it is time.

[03:19:48] Ladies and gentlemen, it is time.

[03:19:51] Ladies and gentlemen, it is time.

[03:19:54] We are top four in a tournament.

[03:19:57] That's a three. Let's go.

[03:20:00] That's a three. That's a three.

[03:20:04] That's a three.

[03:20:37] Oh my god.

[03:20:38] No!

[03:20:39] Yes!

[03:20:40] Balls way to be there on the rebound.

[03:20:44] Oh my god.

[03:21:17] No, no, stop, stop.

[03:21:24] I have a shot, I have a shot, yes!

[03:21:37] Bro, I put in the one spot we couldn't save it.

[03:21:41] The one spot we couldn't save it.

[03:21:43] Well, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.

[03:21:46] This obviously isn't Jixi playing guys.

[03:21:53] Don't be so colorful.

[03:21:54] Yeah bro, you're a fucking detective bro.

[03:21:57] Yeah, but that's not me playing bro, you're a fucking geek.

[03:22:00] You're literally a fucking geek.

[03:22:02] It's not me playing.

[03:22:03] I'm really close to being a fucking shit ever.

[03:22:11] Brody is actually about to win.

[03:22:12] Nah, I think it's just a murder thing in the finals.

[03:22:16] who knows though maybe he's the worst team ever

[03:22:19] it's possible

[03:22:21] and also it's only one guy scoring that much

[03:22:23] so like it's possible

[03:22:29] now you guys would have had this 30 though if it wasn't a server

[03:22:32] i think i think you would have at least

[03:22:36] but it's not pre-coked

[03:22:37] you never know we never know that's not pre-coked

[03:22:41] what's his gamertag what is it

[03:22:44] i don't remember

[03:22:46] Yeah, he's like safe he doesn't make like big risk big risk

[03:23:07] I'm not good at the game, but I also have some understanding of when to not steal the

[03:23:33] I don't really want to win a tournament by spam reporting someone like, if he's scurvy, then he just can't be a person.

[03:23:45] I think that's the lamest way to win a tournament is spam reporting. I think that's like pretty stupid.

[03:23:55] You know you got embedded in when you're playing well and everyone starts to like, this is not safe.

[03:23:58] Play. Like you know you've got embedded people don't even think you're stupid.

[03:24:03] No way. Oh, bro, if you flip, if you jump flip, no, I know, but like, that was still fine. Like if you

[03:24:10] front flip you would have had it.

[03:24:19] Yeah, I'd rather be depressed for you.

[03:24:21] Never mind the Tim. Yeah, it's you.

[03:24:23] So as soon as I did terrible, then you guys say it to me. Fuck all of you!

[03:24:28] How about that? Oh shit.

[03:24:29] How about that? How about that? How about that?

[03:24:33] I think he acted as just to win this time is play today is the best I've seen thank you

[03:24:41] but we're not gonna win because the guy at the finals has 21 volts

[03:24:44] That's GG's bro

[03:24:46] Oh that's the case and it wasn't meant to be this time but you got what it takes this shows you you got what it takes

[03:24:51] finals is gonna be hell on Earth

[03:24:53] I love how you slow down there, it's actually beautiful.

[03:25:09] I

[03:25:25] You're getting angst today bro

[03:25:34] Look at that from balls wait you guys are the dream team bro Michael

[03:25:39] Holy fuck balls are back off you slot that

[03:25:49] Chattanoot is not AI look look if you guys don't like it to me

[03:25:59] Hey, where are you stealing this or be seen today?

[03:26:02] Yeah, bro. I was supposed to be at a mr. Beast video and I got a stomach ache

[03:26:05] I would get the plane and I got a stomachache

[03:26:16] Jett has started AIS dreams of the fuck up

[03:26:19] Guys you guys get nice, I'm good at games right?

[03:26:22] I'm allowed to improve, I'm allowed to improve

[03:26:28] I'm allowed to improve

[03:26:30] Daddy daddy daddy daddy

[03:26:35] How does that even work for that challenge like a lot of piss shit, you think a lot how would you

[03:26:53] Walk into we're kind of like playing like not yeah, we're not playing good

[03:26:59] Preach up idiot and in your next

[03:27:02] I'm actually gonna be depressed if it's the smurf cuz I think you guys got this shit.

[03:27:22] I would if I could bet if I was a better man I didn't know when he stashed me anybody else

[03:27:25] I would better you guys right now, which I am kind of a betting man as you've seen, but like

[03:27:33] No, no, no, no, no, oh

[03:27:36] Nixie

[03:27:38] Sorry, what the hell I I was trying to go back to the lobby. I didn't okay

[03:27:45] Oh my god, I almost

[03:27:48] Bro, I almost just like

[03:27:50] ruined everything

[03:27:52] The thing is, it's I am locked, but it's also balls, but chat. Let me just say this, bro. Ryan, terrible teammate. Love him. The horrible fucking teammate.

[03:28:03] Ron, love him to death. Horrible fucking teammate. Yeah, it's like, it's not a coincidence that the one time I play a two to two tournament with balls, we run through everybody.

[03:28:12] Yeah, like it's not a coincidence. It's not ego. It's called statistics and information like is the first one you've done with balls.

[03:28:19] the balls this is the first 2pg tournament i've done with balls in a minute in a minute

[03:28:24] guys balls assist me if i'm close to the ball balls allows me to like shoot he doesn't run me over

[03:28:33] but i've also never played this game i've also never played this game but yeah it is me

[03:28:38] wait thanks why is everyone saying they're gonna be a father

[03:28:44] i'll show you how it's going

[03:28:46] Actually like you have a girlfriend

[03:29:01] I got about probably 10,000 people who are dedicated every day

[03:29:10] game

[03:29:12] I cannot have you all

[03:29:14] You're supposed to be my safety

[03:29:16] bro

[03:29:18] I'm not gonna be your father

[03:29:20] I'm not gonna be your father

[03:29:22] I like it like it

[03:29:24] like it's like

[03:29:26] bro

[03:29:28] the guy in the battle is so scary

[03:29:30] he's like an anime character

[03:29:32] you know what I'm saying

[03:29:34] he's a fucking

[03:29:36] triad

[03:29:38] It's like he's so kind of the fucking battle county

[03:29:41] Oh, he was a freak

[03:29:43] Yeah, he was a freak

[03:29:45] Imagine if he's so kind of the hunter, he has to be killed by every one

[03:29:48] Not as well as the survivor, sorry

[03:29:50] That's what it reminds me of

[03:29:52] Lean falls, or like, bone in Yoruba

[03:29:54] And then they have you still down

[03:29:56] I'll eat all night

[03:29:58] Yeah, yeah, I watched the anime, y'all

[03:30:00] I'm not like one of those fake ass weirdos

[03:30:02] Look at this

[03:30:04] I'm not gonna say the name, Trump

[03:30:06] But I hate people act like they watch anime to like try to like get support from the anime community

[03:30:11] Bro, you don't watch anime bro, don't act like you watch anime

[03:30:14] I don't care if you don't watch anime, but don't act like you watch anime

[03:30:18] No

[03:30:22] I lock in lock in lock in

[03:30:23] Chatting lock in

[03:30:24] Yeah, go back to like hard lock in lock in

[03:30:27] But yes, we're gonna go against Heesuka in the Hunter exam

[03:30:30] Literally in five

[03:30:32] Oh no, I have to touch both

[03:30:36] What if we do something like this would be like really bad

[03:30:46] Drop drop drop drop drop drop drop

[03:30:48] Both any tops

[03:31:06] He's in the finals, this is semi-final, it's game two.

[03:31:09] Game two.

[03:31:12] Drop him.

[03:31:13] Good read, good read.

[03:31:14] This game's a lot closer to this game.

[03:31:18] I had a feeling this would happen because we finished off last game's shit and had a feeling this would happen.

[03:31:23] Tap into the coffins you got earlier than me.

[03:31:25] Locked in, bro, so leavein' yourself.

[03:31:27] Did I bump in?

[03:31:28] Yup.

[03:31:29] See, even though I didn't bump in, I made him jump, and then I shot into it.

[03:31:31] You still made him jump?

[03:31:32] Yup.

[03:31:33] Yeah, look how fucked it is for him on the reclanding.

[03:31:35] Like even though I didn't bump him, I still made him jump.

[03:31:38] Yes, you can't do that.

[03:31:39] I like drop it off for a ball, like that is cat.

[03:31:43] Balls out of the ground.

[03:31:45] That's actually your signature play, like that off the corner bump play.

[03:32:02] You got me, you got me, now I got you.

[03:32:05] FUCK!

[03:32:06] My scoundrel's in my confidence, it's mad.

[03:32:08] I'll get it, bro.

[03:32:09] You good, you good?

[03:32:10] Not a game left, not a game left.

[03:32:16] Yes, I can't sweep the last sunny moon.

[03:32:18] Gotta be a final cast, don't almost support the fray.

[03:32:21] Fray!

[03:32:23] I should have some balls, that's not good.

[03:32:27] Oh, you take some.

[03:32:28] I'll take chop.

[03:32:30] Take it back, he's right now.

[03:32:33] Oh, Madden.

[03:32:35] I have some bad news, I'm not going to deliver a teamcloth to the game though.

[03:32:45] Oh my god, do you understand the guy in the finals is a champ.

[03:33:01] I was on rank 1 promo yesterday and I got 3 superhuman robots so I'm good bruh.

[03:33:21] You have to take L sometimes.

[03:33:25] He's champ 2?

[03:33:30] I'm so close again! It's half to end!

[03:33:35] Just gonna feel sweet when you get it bro.

[03:33:43] Alright, I know the perfect song to play in the finals.

[03:33:47] But in order to do it now, I'm gonna have to.

[03:33:49] But I know the front of the fucking zone sometimes.

[03:33:56] If there's one song that'll lock me here, I know what it is.

[03:34:00] Hopefully there's a ball to get up there.

[03:34:03] I got it.

[03:34:05] We might have to make it to the battle.

[03:34:07] FUCK!

[03:34:19] I'm gonna go over here. I'm gonna go over here actually.

[03:34:22] Hold. Get the boost instead, just yeah.

[03:34:28] False?

[03:34:29] Oh my god. Oh my god.

[03:34:30] No!

[03:34:31] Oh.

[03:34:32] Okay, game over.

[03:34:33] Good try. Good try.

[03:34:34] Alright, chat.

[03:34:35] We're gonna break out this song for the last game.

[03:34:37] We're gonna break out this song for the last game.

[03:34:40] Squishy, can you hear my game?

[03:34:43] No, I don't have your game on.

[03:34:44] Okay.

[03:34:45] Chat, prepare to be attacked.

[03:34:49] It doesn't go through the stream for some reason.

[03:35:05] Alright chat. Do y'all know what time it is?

[03:35:11] If we win this game, we advance to finals. The real ones already know what song might apply.

[03:35:15] The real ones already know what's on the play.

[03:35:18] Ball's ready, Axe. Let's go.

[03:35:20] The real ones already know what's talking about on the play.

[03:35:27] The real ones already know what's talking about on the play.

[03:35:33] If we win this game, we make it to Grand Finals.

[03:35:36] 50, I will be perfectly unavailable for the next. Bye.

[03:35:46] No worries, no worries.

[03:36:36] What the fuck in?

[03:36:43] What the fuck in?

[03:36:46] We're going to be a fight out.

[03:38:06] I

[03:38:21] Guess

[03:38:36] That'sbek

[03:38:52] That'sbek

[03:39:32] you

[03:40:02] you

[03:40:32] you

[03:41:02] you

[03:41:32] you

[03:42:02] Let's be honest.

[03:42:07] Let's just come back.

[03:42:12] Yeah, one more attack.

[03:42:32] I'm not going to lie, I'm just going to say it, those kids are smurfing too.

[03:42:46] I'm going to be honest, I think they were playing like, like for candy.

[03:42:53] That one guy tried too hard so I hit him with everything.

[03:42:56] That kid was smurfing.

[03:42:57] I don't

[03:43:02] The first game he wasn't hitting anything then you just started hitting the ball perfectly

[03:43:06] So they just don't want to the one kid the one kid was first sure the one kid was

[03:43:12] The other guy I don't think so the one kid was for sure. He started in the ball way too. Uh, so they edged us

[03:43:17] No, but it didn't matter just because you literally would have I think you just got in a shitty turning

[03:43:21] a lot of sprites at the end.

[03:43:23] Bro, I didn't last minute too, I'm surprised.

[03:43:27] Legitimately, if those guys were legit, I would say it, but I think they were actually sprites.

[03:43:32] I think one of them was sprites.

[03:43:33] Alright Squishy, are you ready for the main event now?

[03:43:36] Are you ready to 1v1 me?

[03:43:38] Are you ready, Squishy?

[03:43:40] Bro, you're gonna fucking end my ass over, bro.

[03:43:43] Okay, I'm playing, okay. Are we doing pick-bands? How's it work?

[03:43:47] Yes, bro. It'll be in a game, okay?

[03:43:49] Okay, Squishy, I'm gonna go tinkle,

[03:43:51] and then I'm gonna advise you, okay?

[03:43:54] Hi, bro.

[03:43:55] Chat, JXC versus Squishy, in our six, lock the fuck in.

[03:44:08] Hey, why y'all saying 29 hours yikes?

[03:44:10] Yeah, I'm new, I'm gonna get my ass beat.

[03:44:15] Hey, my mouth's to work.

[03:44:19] Like how bad am I gonna get fucked right now?

[03:44:25] Am I about to get full embarrassed?

[03:44:28] Bad, very bad, you will want to cry, okay.

[03:44:40] Did this fucking mouse I swear to God, I'm going to throw out the wall at maximum velocity.

[03:44:47] I don't know why it does this.

[03:44:50] There we go.

[03:45:08] Yeah, I'm going to get my ass counted, bro.

[03:45:10] But I'm ready.

[03:45:11] If anyone's going to count me, it's going to be James, bro.

[03:45:14] All right?

[03:45:17] I'm getting buttered up for him.

[03:45:18] Ben, Brava and Mew.

[03:45:20] Okay, got it.

[03:45:21] That deserves two minutes, got it.

[03:45:23] Good comps guys, keep the comps coming, chat.

[03:45:35] Remember I'm brand new, I got 30 hours, 29.3.

[03:45:42] I'm brand new, I have like 10 people in lock.

[03:45:45] I have nobody, bro.

[03:45:47] are you absolutely positive? You're ready for this.

[03:46:03] but what is it can be bro so i have to ask you tell me about yourself bro tell me about

[03:46:13] what about me what about me bro like you hit the highest rank in cs go is there any other

[03:46:20] information you want to tell me viddie with the prime love you buddy i've reached second highest

[03:46:25] Highest rank in Valorant. Highest rank at CS.

[03:46:31] It's kind of like two games that played outside of Rock League.

[03:46:33] I don't like Valorant really. I just played it for like two months.

[03:46:37] I don't really like Valorant.

[03:46:38] In two months with the highest rank, okay.

[03:46:40] Second high, second high, second high, second high.

[03:46:42] So, Chrissy, how do I have you by the way? How do I have you?

[03:46:45] On this game?

[03:46:47] Yes.

[03:46:48] On Steam.

[03:46:50] Wait, on Steam or on Siege?

[03:46:53] no i'll see how i don't see what is your name

[03:46:56] uh... we can act

[03:46:58] squishing off of the thing

[03:47:02] i think should just be sufficient of this

[03:47:04] i'm a little scared

[03:47:07] uh... fps player

[03:47:08] rather now now i said that's now it's like i have pressure a little bit on the

[03:47:11] by the way

[03:47:15] now like

[03:47:16] also i was trying to get you to count we could play pc ranked after if you

[03:47:20] want

[03:47:21] you sent me are you all understood or should I not say your name

[03:47:25] doesn't matter

[03:47:28] my name in league for like six years bro

[03:47:31] okay

[03:47:32] bro like this guy that hacked my account is actually such a fucking loser

[03:47:37] gotta hate you bro

[03:47:40] uh... okay

[03:47:41] i added you

[03:47:43] everybody

[03:47:45] scottia i'm gonna invite you once you get in here like we're gonna be more

[03:47:48] I know of clubhouse because of all the first thing I want to teach you about siege brown. This is the first thing I'm going to teach you about this game. You know how in call of duty all of the beef was settled on newtown or as the og players would say in warzone or modern warfare modern warfare too all of the beef was settled on rust in siege bro all of the beef was settled on organ.

[03:48:17] all right like if there's a shit there's toxicity and all gets out of the

[03:48:22] morning I would be honest I don't know if I've played that map before but I'm

[03:48:26] down to do it bro um so how do I stop people from Spain requesting me um I

[03:48:33] actually don't know it's like some would be connectable shit they're gonna come

[03:48:37] up when I'm playing well once we're in the game

[03:48:40] All right bro, you ready?

[03:48:42] Are you ready?

[03:48:44] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:48:46] All right, so do you want to do a little wager on this?

[03:48:48] Like, not who's going to win, but like how many rounds are going to get?

[03:48:52] Um...

[03:48:58] I'm going to say I'm going to say I get one round.

[03:49:00] I'm going to say I get one round.

[03:49:02] I also kind of agree.

[03:49:04] Okay, Squishy, here's my next question.

[03:49:06] Fuck a wager, all right?

[03:49:08] How hard do you want me to try?

[03:49:11] I want you to go all out.

[03:49:12] I want you to show me the skill gap in this game.

[03:49:16] I mean this fully, like I don't care if you beat me every round, I kind of expect to get

[03:49:20] dominated here.

[03:49:22] I want you to show me the skill gap in this game, because I don't know how big the gap

[03:49:25] there is for a brand new player.

[03:49:26] You know what I mean?

[03:49:27] Okay, so you want me to try my full hardest.

[03:49:29] I want you to...

[03:49:30] The only goal is no shields, right?

[03:49:32] No shields.

[03:49:33] Wait, no, no, no.

[03:49:34] I'm just thinking about it.

[03:49:36] We probably have some cringy shit where you can blow me up on the floor and stuff.

[03:49:40] Yeah bro it's C. This isn't C.

[03:49:42] No no no no dude no.

[03:49:44] Bro squishy like I'm gonna have cringy shit off the ass.

[03:49:48] Oh my god wait okay wait wait can we do a little band on like blowing me up to the

[03:49:52] floor and to the walls?

[03:49:54] No.

[03:49:55] Welcome to Tom Clancy's right now.

[03:49:56] Yeah.

[03:49:57] Welcome to Rainbow Six.

[03:49:58] No bro.

[03:49:59] I'm gonna blow you up in the ass.

[03:50:00] I forgot about this.

[03:50:01] I'm not even gonna fuck you.

[03:50:02] You can just blow me up.

[03:50:03] Yeah.

[03:50:04] I'm gonna try my absolute hardest wait, what's your favorite operator asking for a friend castle wait

[03:50:20] yeah wait no no I don't remember fuck where so I'm gonna try my absolute hardest right yeah

[03:50:30] Oh you've been mute, okay.

[03:50:33] Yo, why you guys?

[03:50:35] Yo, no, no!

[03:50:37] Yo, chill, chill.

[03:50:39] You want to see the skill gap in this game?

[03:50:41] Alright, I'll show you.

[03:50:42] Look, bro, you showed me Rock League.

[03:50:44] Let me show you C's, bro.

[03:50:46] There's a chance I 7-0, but maybe I think I'm gonna 7-1.

[03:50:50] I think you're gonna get 1-1.

[03:50:53] Round the city, round the clock.

[03:50:55] Everybody needs your...

[03:50:58] Squishy are you ready?

[03:51:00] Yeah, thanks. What is this loading screen this blind by the way?

[03:51:03] Why don't I go look in this?

[03:51:04] Secure the area.

[03:51:05] Ah, awesome. Protect it.

[03:51:06] Yes, I know it's PC thing but I have to see these blinds.

[03:51:08] Oh, it's just PC.

[03:51:10] PCC is just very buggy.

[03:51:14] I mean it's not shit but it's very buggy.

[03:51:17] I don't even know where I'm at bruh.

[03:51:19] Like legitimately. Wait.

[03:51:21] Damn, but the timer is so low for drone thing.

[03:51:24] I'm full fucked. I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna try to set it up. Okay. Always said no game audio

[03:51:37] What's that?

[03:51:39] you're gonna come back I'm not running out if I was you're gonna hear me okay

[03:51:48] bro thanks I didn't even find a bomb bro

[03:51:54] I'm gonna get my full force out but I'm not going to be a pain in the ass

[03:51:58] oh wait for him I'm not flinched

[03:52:01] I'm in the same spot as before yo listen listen I'm still trying to figure out where I'm out

[03:52:15] of the map bro I don't think I've played this map before welcome to stage bro this is the

[03:52:19] most unforgiving game ever in terms of learning gap this game is the

[03:52:23] I'm in the wrong dude this fucking map

[03:52:49] I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.

[03:52:54] You hear everything I'm doing, huh?

[03:52:56] Like, is your strat to let you know where I'm at or no?

[03:53:00] No, if I flip cams, I could probably find out where you are now.

[03:53:05] Okay, I now know where you are. You got the bottom of the right stairs.

[03:53:08] Oh, there was?

[03:53:11] And now you're about to feel like a shotgun above you.

[03:53:16] What?

[03:53:18] And then you're gonna walk in

[03:53:25] Yo, what is this fart gas graph?

[03:53:39] Don't get on a camera like if you're not gonna so you peak that like if I'm holding that don't I win the fight

[03:53:46] Yeah, but the thing that you're right. How do you know? How do you know? How do you know?

[03:53:50] I can't but I don't want to care because I thought you would have been seen this is my

[03:53:54] thought process. I thought it was scared that I'm not holding the cam. Yeah, you know what

[03:53:58] I mean? Yeah, but the thing is, so in Siege when you get on a camera, it sounds like this.

[03:54:03] When you get off the camera, it sounds like this. So when I heard you go, oh, it makes

[03:54:09] a noise when you get on camera. There is a sound for everything in this game. So like

[03:54:13] When I heard you get on the can I also made sure you didn't get off the can because I would where'd you go

[03:54:18] Again, I would ruin your gun this up. Does that make sense?

[03:54:20] But what I oh my god, okay, I'm learning. I'm learning bro. I didn't know that wait

[03:54:26] Oh, fuck. So what you just learned is like a really important thing. That's already a good thing to learn

[03:54:31] Bro, I didn't know that

[03:54:33] Cuz I'm gonna try my fucking nuts off. All right, okay. See you see so if I just held that door you never would repeat

[03:54:39] Yeah, because there's no sound.

[03:54:41] So you peed. That makes sense.

[03:54:43] Okay, so that felt like you were cheating kind of thing, but like you just fucking...

[03:54:45] I peed because you got on your camera and never got off.

[03:54:49] Yes, yes. That makes sense. And I wanted to figure out where you were before I went in blind to the room, but you knew.

[03:54:53] The best thing to do is like...

[03:54:55] Get a drone to locate a bomb.

[03:54:57] Getting on a camera to save perfection. That's the best thing to do.

[03:54:59] Okay, okay. Got it. Got it, bro.

[03:55:03] Yeah, I'm gonna see. I'm gonna...

[03:55:05] Alright, bro. Listen.

[03:55:07] all right bro listen long game you know what I mean long game bro

[03:55:14] I don't know I do still believe you'll get around to see just very like it's not

[03:55:24] like rockin' it's like one shot at you out of them dad

[03:55:28] I'm wondering if this still works, the shotgun thing?

[03:55:38] Yeah, it does.

[03:55:48] I'll get awareness, it's kinda good that you know that.

[03:56:03] Peek me Jinx, peek me bro, you got aim?

[03:56:06] I just got tricks.

[03:56:08] What is that, what did that shit, yo what is that?

[03:56:13] Jinx, do not peek me bro, you won't win the fight, do your little tricks bro, do your

[03:56:18] little tricks bro you love in the fight wait you're a jimsy charm yes I got it

[03:56:25] wait don't you squishy oh my god yo good name good name I kind of whips a little

[03:56:29] bit like I had been on I had to I kind of whip a little bit I kind of whip a little bit

[03:56:33] I would have been fuck I'm gonna be play okay so in order to my prediction to be

[03:56:37] correct I have to win the next six rounds I got good I have to win the next six rounds chat

[03:56:48] Squishy, well played, buddy, well fucking played, Squishy.

[03:56:53] Thank you, bro. Hey, thank you, bro.

[03:56:55] That's my fault. I kind of baited you into peeking.

[03:56:57] You probably wouldn't have peeked me there.

[03:56:58] You probably would have played a little bit more.

[03:56:59] No, no, you're good, you're good. I whipped.

[03:57:01] I had like, bro, that thing I just shot at you was grim.

[03:57:04] So it's like bugs, so I basically had like wall hacks on you.

[03:57:07] I just whipped.

[03:57:08] Really? I don't even know what that is.

[03:57:10] Yeah, I have no idea.

[03:57:12] Now, okay, now my prediction changed.

[03:57:14] Chat Squishy has a good name.

[03:57:16] I'm gonna say like, I'm gonna say I win 7 to 3. I'm a chat switcher have good fucking

[03:57:23] I can't like I have a hard time even finding the fucking like

[03:57:26] What are doing to mappy?

[03:57:30] Just reps I guess huh? I just gotta put hello reps

[03:57:46] You do any like spawn peek? Is that good to do?

[03:57:51] Um, yeah spawn peek is really good, especially when you want to cause there's a lot of throw in the corner.

[03:57:57] It wasn't once you can get away with a lot more.

[03:58:04] Is this, I don't know if this is trolling when you try.

[03:58:07] Oh I don't have sledge grow out of this throw.

[03:58:10] Like I'm naked without a sledge like cause, oh my god there's shit.

[03:58:16] I hear you like this.

[03:58:23] Yeah, I don't even know how to get up there, I'll be honest.

[03:58:35] Did I figure it out?

[03:58:37] You're cooked, though.

[03:58:39] Yo, where is the staircase?

[03:58:42] I just went in a circle.

[03:58:44] yo where is the staircase yes bro I'm trying to find this day there we go

[03:59:14] I guess dude, dude, where are you bro?

[03:59:29] What?

[03:59:30] You crossed?

[03:59:32] Cause you're a little nervous buddy I can tell.

[03:59:35] Yo, what is that?

[03:59:38] What is that?

[03:59:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:59:40] You have to pull it out or it keeps compounding damage.

[03:59:54] Squishy, are you nervous?

[03:59:56] How nervous are you when it's got one down?

[03:59:58] Yo, where are you, bro?

[04:00:10] Jack, you got something to try?

[04:00:13] I was- you should've been trying my hardest.

[04:00:14] I'm literally playing like if I was playing a week later.

[04:00:18] What the fuck did I just die, dude?

[04:00:21] Are you shocking?

[04:00:22] Yes.

[04:00:24] Jinxia's ball's 6'7 with the 50 gifted subs.

[04:00:28] She own jinxie is Baltic standard. Thank you. You have to get to put it in my ass. Bro, squinty. I'm trying my absolute hardest, bro

[04:00:35] This is what you told me to do. All right change. I'm not gonna get mad at me for doing what's what she told me to do

[04:00:41] Do it do it. I'm giving you the full jinxie experience, bro. I'm gonna so you ban my guy, bro

[04:00:49] Now chat if I use this we're playing a band bravo, where's brava chat advice this operator

[04:00:54] I wouldn't be able to see but night so I'm gonna have like somewhat of a line in the sand

[04:00:58] I mean, okay, do you want me to try my absolute or this like what dude just do it do it like bend me over bro

[04:01:05] Okay, me over. Are you sure? Are you positive?

[04:01:10] Because I could use an operator that's like honestly worse than shields

[04:01:21] Squishy are you sure no

[04:01:23] Okay, cuz I could have used operator. That's literally worse than shields like what's

[04:01:28] It's not that game is more toxic than shields, but in a 1v1 it is because you have snow you

[04:02:23] I'm here.

[04:02:33] Yo, what?

[04:02:43] Wait, actually what?

[04:02:53] I

[04:02:58] Even see

[04:03:07] Wait

[04:03:16] Like nothing bro like no less than that anything again you forget the band

[04:03:23] so little on this yeah I just do it to like speed up all right what up I can't

[04:03:29] I literally I got you banned only two people I could play I'm fucked wait you

[04:03:37] have another like what do you mean no I have I have one two three four five six

[04:03:41] seven eight nine wait 10 let's all I told you ban tool

[04:03:46] chat what is up that would like confuse it but this is shit don't know this off

[04:03:52] with the views and they see after she the last round I'm fucked like I would

[04:03:57] never think to even peek like that on that thing like you presume prone peak

[04:04:00] yeah I basically shot so like mask the noise of me lying down because like if

[04:04:06] I didn't shoot you would hear on the floor but if I shoot you can't really

[04:04:10] hear it and then I'm just like I know your crosshair it's gonna be a head

[04:04:14] bubble so instead of taking a peppy that become five I think it's like I will

[04:04:19] say thanks you nasty bruh thank you bro hey listen I can't be mad you be

[04:04:23] Bolo bruh that's like yeah I mean I'm literally the biggest like I don't

[04:04:31] I don't even know where the fuck the entry holds on to.

[04:04:48] Dude, these maps are so confusing to see, I'm just crazy.

[04:04:55] No, I really need that, bro. I don't even know where I am.

[04:05:01] I'm about to be fucked out of you.

[04:05:05] I'm going to start playing like bottom off some shit.

[04:05:08] This off for the bomb.

[04:05:11] Op 4 is located upon.

[04:05:14] Is upstairs just a basketball?

[04:05:16] Like, why is everyone upstairs?

[04:05:18] Because there's the least angles to, like there's the least, uh,

[04:05:21] crouch walking spots to lay down.

[04:05:31] I'll just do

[04:05:56] Yeah, why are you like a wolf

[04:06:01] Yeah, but it's so fucked to get in cuz you have good ass ears

[04:06:31] I

[04:06:41] You just flick on me like mine. No, I should have waited longer to play this red bean bro

[04:06:47] I should have waited longer to swing chack so you can still kind of see me

[04:06:51] Bro good like good game sense to like hit the line scan then jump in like that's pretty good

[04:06:57] Thank you, bro. I was thinking about how I can get around your ears, bro

[04:06:59] because you got good ears. No that was good. I think I would have waited longer to swing.

[04:07:04] I would have been fine but I swung a little bit. Or you could have swung during the scan right?

[04:07:08] Um yes, yes, yes. Exactly squishy, yes exactly. I don't know if you were going to jump in the

[04:07:15] it actually probably would have been best to swing during the scan chat like honestly.

[04:07:19] Let me think. Let me go at this. Let me go. First of all, you're good, bro. I mean, you're

[04:07:30] like one of the best new players I've ever seen. But it makes sense. When you said you

[04:07:35] were like the highest rank in CS, I was like, oh, okay, it's not going to be like terrible.

[04:07:41] Honestly, it's just the maps are so overwhelming, bro. I spent like half the round just

[04:07:47] trying to figure out how to get upstairs to find a staircase.

[04:07:54] So I guess as you play, like, as you play, you probably just become fast out here.

[04:08:03] So is this guy going up?

[04:08:06] What do you say?

[04:08:07] Did you go up?

[04:08:08] What do you mean if I go up?

[04:08:10] Like, did you go upstairs?

[04:08:11] Get up something.

[04:08:12] Am I supposed to tell you?

[04:08:14] Is that how one of those works?

[04:08:16] Yeah. Not that you're not supposed to tell me.

[04:08:19] Is Captain Bad?

[04:08:22] Um, no, he's good.

[04:08:25] He's better than 55s, I think, though.

[04:08:29] Alright, let's go see how I'm gonna like...

[04:08:31] Listen up, I'm gonna let this down.

[04:08:46] Everybody needs you.

[04:08:54] I think I know exactly where you are.

[04:09:12] Friendly mission.

[04:09:13] This round is using armor room where you can basically fly into like my nose

[04:09:19] But then I started to plant it

[04:09:21] Yeah, I just don't even know that's an hang bro. Like that's just I just dead

[04:09:25] Also that beeping sound when the bombs down is that telling you which side is that?

[04:09:30] No, the beeping thing just beeps but like once that if you just planted it's gonna be either side

[04:09:36] Yeah, I would go beep beep beep

[04:09:40] Everybody needs you yo squishy

[04:09:42] You're gonna be like one of the best players in a tournament, bro.

[04:09:45] Deadass.

[04:09:47] Chat, I wanna give him like, I wanna put him in like weird scenarios, bro.

[04:09:50] Like, I wanna see how you deal with like this.

[04:09:52] Well, you may know, but people like I don't know how to play.

[04:09:54] So I'm kinda, I'm kinda just naked. It's like...

[04:09:57] Oh, you have to know how I play, though.

[04:09:59] Oh, I played the wrong guy.

[04:10:01] Don't tell me you're the player. Don't tell me you're the player.

[04:10:04] I guess I'll switch.

[04:10:07] Bro, I'd say 1v1. Chat would be squishy vs. wrong.

[04:10:10] That would be very interesting.

[04:10:11] that would be really fun to run on Ron is on but I think he's nice I rally's I

[04:10:20] don't ever mind

[04:10:23] Ron gets back on desktop later maybe ask him down to 10 seconds

[04:10:29] I actually got the real stuff.

[04:10:32] Five seconds.

[04:10:37] Got location here.

[04:10:40] Called him, nah, he's doing IRL, I don't want him to follow him.

[04:10:43] But if he gets on his net top, yeah.

[04:10:45] If these maps bro, I'm risking it.

[04:11:05] He's sad, brawn is depressed, I'm telling you Chats, I wish he could be brawn, I'm

[04:11:15] I'm not even kidding

[04:11:35] Bro, holy fuck you're a nerd

[04:11:38] That's insane

[04:11:45] Let's go.

[04:12:02] How the fuck do I do that though?

[04:12:13] Oh it's not like CS.

[04:12:14] Oh, it's not like CS at all. Oh, it's not like CS at all. So you can't turn from your own flashes.

[04:12:22] Oh my, wait, you're a fucking nerd by the way. Well, you can't turn from your own flashes.

[04:12:26] No, no, no, you can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. It's just you have to like, you have to really turn.

[04:12:33] Like, if it's close at all. Are you sure? Yes. Bro. Yeah. It's what you get. Bro.

[04:12:38] In CS you get like pop flash and turn around like that. It does not work the same.

[04:12:43] Bro chap, we'll be like a funny operator.

[04:12:46] Bro no, no no, no no, no no, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[04:12:48] Tell with this funny operator, what do you mean funny operator?

[04:12:50] Well, like, bro, to be honest, like...

[04:12:52] Bro, wait, wait, hold on, let me get this straight.

[04:12:53] You had an explosive or a automatic,

[04:12:56] it automatically explodes on the doorway,

[04:12:58] and then there's barbed wire,

[04:12:59] and then you have a gap in a wall.

[04:13:02] A gap in a wall.

[04:13:03] What the fuck did I do?

[04:13:05] I genuinely believe Squishy,

[04:13:08] the only way you'll kill me,

[04:13:10] and the only way you have killed me,

[04:13:11] is if I take a confide with you.

[04:13:12] If I play like an absolute chud and do that, I don't think you can kill me.

[04:13:18] Like you could, but like Spudgy, your aim is so good and you're on PC.

[04:13:24] I think you could kill me in like literally 30% of all gunfights.

[04:13:29] I'm out of controlling, but if I play...

[04:13:32] Yeah, you know some crazy angles though.

[04:13:34] Yeah, that angle, like you're never even gonna, you're not even gonna know what that is.

[04:13:37] Yeah, that's like, and stay off angle.

[04:13:39] But I'm gonna keep playing, tell me.

[04:13:42] No brother, there's definitely a huge knowledge gap that I lack.

[04:13:45] I would say you would kill me like almost half the time in gunfights just because you're in a gunfight.

[04:13:51] But if I shut up like that, I don't... I don't...

[04:13:54] You could, but it's like a really low percentage count.

[04:13:56] I don't know what to put this.

[04:13:57] Because think about it, both the kills you got was like me taking a gunfight with you.

[04:14:01] Like I didn't have to make a gunfight with you.

[04:14:03] Yeah, I know.

[04:14:05] True.

[04:14:12] So do you even hear when someone ADS's?

[04:14:15] I can't really hear that, but I can hear it like a lot.

[04:14:19] I'm not even reinforcing anything, I forgot about that completely.

[04:14:22] Do you reinforce your miss and move your ones?

[04:14:24] No.

[04:14:27] W H A T P R U

[04:14:42] Shhh, seriously guys, W hit.

[04:14:46] Are you know about that? Wow.

[04:14:48] Can I break that with that?

[04:14:49] Yeah, you did just say that, man.

[04:14:53] You have located bomb.

[04:15:25] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:15:28] Bro, I thought I punished, I thought I punished, but I'm just dead, but you know, you know, I can't punish.

[04:15:32] But yeah, the thing is, like, I know you can't get through the door without hitting that, so like, I'm not worried about facts in it, I mean.

[04:15:37] Ron is calling! Yo, run the predictions!

[04:15:40] Ron vs. Squishy, holy cinema!

[04:15:43] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[04:15:45] Ron, no idea this cringe shit?

[04:15:46] Ron, I would say Ron knows slightly more than you.

[04:15:49] Like, I'm gonna be honest, how many hours do you have in the game, Squishy?

[04:15:52] Why not, why not?

[04:15:55] Know nothing. I don't know the maps at all

[04:15:59] Chat, why do I go to Ron's chat and you guys are saying Jinxie calling? Wait, are you guys fucking trouble?

[04:16:07] Now squishy like I'm gonna be honest both of your kills were gunfights and that's kind of how it has

[04:16:12] Cuz I'm just gonna be a child like if I really want to shut it out

[04:16:15] I can shut out you could just full play you tell right

[04:16:19] Sit in a quarter and make you plan and then like yeah

[04:16:25] I would say Ron gave you those slightly more than you wait Ron hold your phone

[04:16:38] He did let me face-time him

[04:16:44] 10 seconds left

[04:16:51] Ron Dale Dingle

[04:16:55] Yeah, what's up, sir?

[04:16:59] Have a little bit of a thing for you. So

[04:17:03] You know, switch you kind of saw you rocket league basically

[04:17:09] Yeah, he is very

[04:17:11] Very talented at I think you guys are both

[04:17:15] Very naturally talented probably the two most naturally talented

[04:17:19] And I would be curious to see if y'all won't be one or Oregon who is there?

[04:17:25] Do you want to do it in like the hour?

[04:17:37] Or like tomorrow?

[04:17:40] I can't, my hair's gone.

[04:17:45] I had to go cross everything.

[04:17:47] Someone here, someone down.

[04:17:49] Oh, sorry.

[04:17:50] Wait.

[04:17:51] I'm sorry.

[04:17:52] I'm sorry.

[04:17:53] I can't.

[04:17:54] I'm sorry.

[04:17:55] I'm sorry.

[04:17:56] I'm sorry.

[04:17:57] Yeah, uh, I'm sorry.

[04:17:58] Okay, we're over.

[04:17:59] We're over.

[04:18:00] If you get the trains, that will keep you high.

[04:18:02] I'm sorry.

[04:18:03] I'm sorry.

[04:18:04] I'm sorry.

[04:18:05] We're over.

[04:18:06] But then when you get back, that could be a move.

[04:18:09] I

[04:18:27] Actually

[04:18:33] Why did it why did it do that why did it why did it do that?

[04:18:35] Oh, I wanted to do that. I wanted to jump into the window. My guy was so extra. He pulls out his fucking grappling hook

[04:18:41] Takes a big leap through the window. There's a gap in the window like everyone else, bro

[04:18:46] Squishy, um, you know what I'm saying, bro, even if it's what it is, dude, if it's seeds, bro

[04:18:52] One hour silky time. Wait, what? That's three hours

[04:18:56] Wait, what?

[04:18:59] All right, Squish, are you ready to play ranked?

[04:19:03] Yes, bro

[04:19:05] Bro, ask me any questions, like what are you gonna do?

[04:19:07] I mean, I felt like every death I had that game, I had no chance.

[04:19:12] Like, I mean, there was some contraption set up, some gadgets and gizmos set up that just led to me having zero, zero chance to do anything.

[04:19:19] I need you to teach me to be max-chud, bro. Max-chud.

[04:19:24] So, first off, bro, the absolute, and I don't care what anyone tells you, the absolute best way to play this game is to not move around that much

[04:19:32] that much and hold tight angles for long periods of times. Is it

[04:19:36] chubby yet? But those are like the fundamentals of a game. You're

[04:19:40] like, like it's you're new to the game. What a lot of people do

[04:19:43] is they come from other games and they like run into people

[04:19:46] and get shit on. It's not like camping. It's about holding

[04:19:49] choke points because what's the thing is if like, let's say

[04:19:53] somebody's better than you, but you're holding a tight

[04:19:55] angle, you're probably just going to kill them, bro. Like

[04:19:57] that's the way the game works. Like you don't have to

[04:19:59] to be as precise as they have to be, type shit.

[04:20:01] True, true.

[04:20:02] Wait, high-fives, get him in account so he can play.

[04:20:06] I'm logging on Steam to that account?

[04:20:08] Or is it?

[04:20:09] Yes.

[04:20:09] OK, OK.

[04:20:10] Yes.

[04:20:13] Is he going to DM it?

[04:20:14] Oh, fuck, I don't want to be kidding.

[04:20:15] He's going to send you the shit in Discord.

[04:20:18] Squishdale, he's going to send you the shit in Discord.

[04:20:22] How was I though, Jake?

[04:20:23] I'm ass, let's be honest.

[04:20:25] I'm ass.

[04:20:25] But like, I feel like when I fought you,

[04:20:27] I felt like okay when I was fighting you but I didn't get a fight. I got to fight you three times

[04:20:32] Two times three times three times that you you you've got you like fucking prone one shot me at one time

[04:20:39] Yes, well, it doesn't matter like your aim is good

[04:20:43] But I knew your aim was gonna be good because you said you were the highest rank and CS and the second

[04:20:48] I started around so I expected me to be good

[04:20:50] Wait join this group call squishy

[04:20:52] So, I expected Rain to be good, obviously.

[04:20:58] Now, the positioning and the awareness, that's the brutal part of Siege, like what I always

[04:21:02] tell the program, Siege gets better after you get to 100 hours, but it's not like I can

[04:21:07] teach you the map, like you have to just play, like I can't, do you know what I mean?

[04:21:12] Yeah, yeah.

[04:21:13] Is there a sound setting that I need to change at all, because I feel like also

[04:21:16] hearing feels weird in this game, like it's harder to tell left and right in this

[04:21:19] game.

[04:21:20] I don't know.

[04:21:21] Is there a sound?

[04:21:22] Like, okay, the best sound settings I use is go to audio

[04:21:27] and then go to, what, okay.

[04:21:32] Actually, tell me your sound settings.

[04:21:34] Just go to start out, start out sometime.

[04:21:37] What do you have?

[04:21:38] So it's an off, then low, then muted, then 100.

[04:21:42] All right, tenets, just go wave, go wave.

[04:21:44] Wave?

[04:21:45] Yes.

[04:21:46] Then what is your master volume?

[04:21:48] 100.

[04:21:49] Okay.

[04:21:50] I have that master.

[04:21:50] Sound effects have 90, then 0, then 22.

[04:21:54] No, no, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[04:21:57] What is your in-game sound effects?

[04:22:00] 90.

[04:22:01] Yeah, no.

[04:22:02] That's not gonna fly on Siege.

[04:22:03] We need to crank it up.

[04:22:04] Brother, you wanna hear if somebody farts.

[04:22:06] Nothing should be at 90 in related to the game.

[04:22:08] Max?

[04:22:09] Yes, max, 100.

[04:22:12] If somebody throws that out of mind,

[04:22:13] you wanna be able to hear, all right?

[04:22:15] All right.

[04:22:16] Okay, now, menu, okay, in-game music.

[04:22:18] I want that at zero.

[04:22:19] listen to the music.

[04:22:21] Menvue SFX, hotter.

[04:22:24] 100.

[04:22:26] What is your Menvue music?

[04:22:28] 0, 0, 0.

[04:22:30] Voice over volume.

[04:22:32] Maximum.

[04:22:34] I go 82, it's not that important.

[04:22:36] The voice over volume is basically...

[04:22:38] Oh, voice over volume, I have 0 actually, so I have 0.

[04:22:40] Do I need that?

[04:22:42] No, the voice over volume is going to go reloading.

[04:22:44] I have it because I like it.

[04:22:46] Okay, I'll do 80.

[04:22:47] voiceover presets. What is that maximum, maximum good HQ on it on. Okay, maximum on on and then

[04:22:54] just have a mic stuff and then voice chat disabled. Okay, I have that this ever disable

[04:23:00] where you have voice chat disabled. I have it. Yeah, I have it. You know, what I hear

[04:23:08] your teammates call it. You see, I have to go over this again when he's on the account

[04:23:12] by the way. Tits on the stand. All right. Let's get you in the account.

[04:23:16] Which is a funny account. Let me log in, let me log in.

[04:23:20] All right, I'm going to give you the Steam account first.

[04:23:22] And then I'm going to guide you through.

[04:23:25] You have to log out of that Ubisoft account.

[04:23:27] So I'm going to log out of my Ubisoft account.

[04:23:30] Yep. Have I sound very beautiful and sexy today?

[04:23:34] Display capture off.

[04:23:36] As always, you fucking bent me over, dude.

[04:23:38] Yeah, I mean that one shot no that one shot you opened up my eyeballs to what's like

[04:23:44] Possibly you put a little little ang yeah

[04:23:47] I like that a lot of like CS has that where you shoot when you're landing because it maps the landing sound

[04:23:51] There's a lot of things like that potential kid. You know about that though

[04:23:56] All right, there's a lot of things that's that's a steam

[04:23:59] name and then password

[04:24:02] So you look for that first

[04:24:04] I'm not downloading CS. I'm not downloading CS and playing CS. I'm just going to get like 50-50.

[04:24:11] Jack, the thing is guys, I have used a mouse to aim in a game, I think once in the last like

[04:24:17] five years. It's not even going to be fun. I'm just going to be with it.

[04:24:23] Guys, Richie has reps on mouse guys. Like, I don't have any reps on that. I'm just going to get

[04:24:28] back to over it. Now that would take a long time because it'll learn mouse and keyboard. Yeah.

[04:24:32] Yeah, I would just be potatoing, bro.

[04:24:35] The game's fun, though.

[04:24:37] The game's fun.

[04:24:37] I think, by far, by a million miles,

[04:24:40] anyone that's played CS can say Siege has a way bigger knowledge

[04:24:45] gap because of the maps and the utility and everything.

[04:24:47] It's, bro, the maps, utility, the operators, the abilities,

[04:24:51] the angles, the recoil pattern, the picks.

[04:24:53] I need the code.

[04:24:54] I have S. OK, OK.

[04:24:56] I'm going to go tinkle while y'all set it up.

[04:24:57] All right.

[04:24:58] All right.

[04:25:02] Good.

[04:25:10] Here's the code for steam.

[04:25:13] Have eyes are so helpful, bro.

[04:25:16] Thank you, man. I never tell you that.

[04:25:18] Yeah, love it.

[04:25:23] You do my thing, man.

[04:25:24] Shrewd. Who's the count?

[04:25:26] Was this?

[04:25:27] My friends.

[04:25:29] Okay.

[04:25:29] They made like buying accounts like AIDS now like correct on smurfs. Alright, so I just open it like normal

[04:25:38] Okay, um, no you need to

[04:25:43] You need to go to Ubisoft connect on your PC I

[04:25:47] Automatically downloads when you launch Siege, so I'll search up Ubisoft connect. Yeah, and then you should be logged in, right?

[04:25:54] See a library. Yes. Yeah, okay up left log out

[04:25:59] Yep, okay, and then I'm gonna send you the Ubisoft stuff

[04:26:06] Are you playing with us? No, no, no you guys are being chance

[04:26:12] Oh, yeah, I forgot

[04:26:14] Well, you're nasty to scheme to I forgot bro. Okay. Is it the same user pass?

[04:26:19] No, I'm sending you

[04:26:21] How many hours do you have on this game?

[04:26:28] On Siege?

[04:26:29] Yeah.

[04:26:30] May I look?

[04:26:31] Let me see if it says.

[04:26:35] I need to factor.

[04:26:39] 1248.

[04:26:40] Everybody needs you.

[04:26:41] You only have a thousand hours on Siege and you need to change it?

[04:26:45] No, that's just PC.

[04:26:47] Oh, I need a two factor for you, Seth.

[04:26:50] for you so

[04:26:54] Holy cap wait what a high-five gap about chat

[04:26:59] Yes, I was playing yes, I was playing with no answer the hours

[04:27:07] On PC siege it says 1,000

[04:27:11] 1,000 to a driver 48 yeah, we got a

[04:27:15] Yeah, I play console to what's the login have us is gonna open a game

[04:27:20] Yeah, open the game on a steam because that's the one you have down the bottom

[04:27:26] Everybody

[04:27:28] Should be good

[04:27:29] What's up sperm head? How's it going man?

[04:27:32] Hope everybody doing good in here

[04:27:35] One be one me if you're not a bald bitch Archie

[04:27:38] It's like I have a question that one round when you droned me and you had that thing that stuns me on the doorway

[04:27:44] Did you know I was just gonna run out at you when you drove?

[04:27:47] Is that why?

[04:27:49] Wait, which thing you put something on the doorway that like stunned me when I know

[04:27:53] I

[04:27:54] Know you were gonna run at me, but I knew that you didn't have any rotation

[04:27:57] So I knew you were trapped in that room

[04:27:58] So I knew if I put them out of it

[04:28:00] So I can't get out of room in any other way than that

[04:28:04] Yeah, if you make that's the go well

[04:28:06] We want that a kind of dumb if you don't make a rotation. I could just trap you in that room

[04:28:11] Fucking shite. That's me. How do you do that? You just need a shotgun to shoot the walls

[04:28:15] Yes, a shotgun impact grenade C4s. It's a lot of stuff.

[04:28:20] Yeah, but it's such a knowledge thing in this game, bro.

[04:28:25] The maps too. I gotta learn the maps.

[04:28:27] Yep, yep.

[04:28:31] You'll pick up Jinxie. I'm calling you.

[04:28:33] The game should have to restart.

[04:28:36] I think you have to restart the game when you switch accounts, if that's still a thing.

[04:28:39] Hi, guys. I just leaked everything.

[04:28:41] Don't come to Texas, or I'll bend you over sending love from the UK

[04:28:51] Yeah, this chat is unhinged

[04:29:04] I can delete them

[04:29:06] Because there's a chance I accidentally pull up this quarter. I don't want people to get in

[04:29:11] Alicia does a bear shit in the woods. Yes. I'm gonna grab a new season. I'm gonna smell like shit. I'm not gonna shower

[04:29:19] You know Alicia got a charm

[04:29:22] Charm

[04:29:23] Yeah

[04:29:25] Holy shit, Alicia. Congratulations, dude. Very deserved very deserved

[04:29:31] Yeah, who do you think's gonna get a charm next guys?

[04:29:35] But you know

[04:29:37] You know who actually needs a charm chat unbiasedly all bullshit aside?

[04:29:43] Mingo.

[04:29:44] Mingo needs a charm.

[04:29:46] Richie, yeah, Richie like this thing, bro.

[04:29:49] His thing about Richie, dude, Richie is not like, I wouldn't even use the word PR train

[04:29:55] because you don't have to be PR trained to get a charm.

[04:29:58] But Richie would agree with this.

[04:29:59] Richie has said some of the craziest shit over the past two years that I just don't

[04:30:03] think he's going to get a charm.

[04:30:04] But he does. He might.

[04:30:08] But Mingo is way more, bro, Mingo is way more PR, dude.

[04:30:14] Like if Richie got a charm, I'd be really happy for him, but I'd be very shocked.

[04:30:19] He could have.

[04:30:19] And Rocket League, do you think I'll hit SSL before you hit champion?

[04:30:25] That's actually probably the greatest question ever.

[04:30:27] And I'm going to say no. Fuck no.

[04:30:31] Absolutely.

[04:30:32] What are you in out now?

[04:30:33] You can't three

[04:30:37] Well, depends on what game mode if I grind threes i'm gc1 and threes

[04:30:42] I feel like if I grind threes I can get it in threes. No

[04:30:46] And this is a squishy question bro. I don't know shit about that game. I know I was that's not I was that some squishy

[04:30:50] Wait, what are you saying? Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. It's interesting if I grind three i'm gc1 and threes. So if I just grind threes

[04:30:57] You could get it you could get it

[04:30:59] I think you can get it in three

[04:31:03] I'm on the account. Yeah, I just don't know if these settings are good this max FOV

[04:31:07] What's like the only thing that starts max FOV you need you don't even know you want to know the best FOV in the game

[04:31:14] This is stop at FOV buddy. So what is it? What is it?

[04:31:18] 83 oh everybody uses 83 or 84 some free my god

[04:31:24] D1

[04:31:29] take off prioritize performance obviously I mean like sense get your sense good

[04:31:34] wait Adam and get in there something all low all low quality settings thanks

[04:31:41] what do you use for that that's a high-last question um I got you hold on

[04:31:47] I'm learning a beam agents you look like Lego bees 20 some of the username so I

[04:31:52] I can add you. Yes. I like you guys.

[04:31:55] I'll do that real quick. Hi, guys.

[04:31:57] Um, just like fucking shake my mouth.

[04:32:00] What's going on there at our back chat?

[04:32:04] How's it going to be like scale one to 10? Yeah.

[04:32:06] To the guy that said I looked like, um, to the guy that said,

[04:32:10] I look like Lego brought twenty eight thousand one hundred and twenty five.

[04:32:14] Brother, I already, I already like looked at a J.C.

[04:32:18] Get worse soon. What the fuck?

[04:32:21] Get worse soon. Not even get well. What's good?

[04:32:25] Follow the fuck.

[04:32:27] Let me take you out there this week guys.

[04:32:30] So, let me take you out there this week.

[04:32:36] Bro, on Tuesday, we have the new season of Rainbow Six.

[04:32:44] Now, I don't know if this is guaranteed, but I'm going to be honest, bro.

[04:32:49] I'm going to play it by ear.

[04:32:50] I'm probably going to do a long ass stream.

[04:32:53] I don't know if I'm going to do 24 hours because chat

[04:32:55] to be fair, bro.

[04:32:56] I have a strict training schedule.

[04:32:58] I got to be up at 10 AM most days.

[04:33:01] I feel like if I do a 24 hour stream, I chalk myself.

[04:33:04] But Tuesday, I'm definitely going to go live early.

[04:33:08] I'm probably going to go live right when the servers are up.

[04:33:12] I think it's normally like 11 AM.

[04:33:13] I'll go live early as shit.

[04:33:15] And I'll probably stream realistically

[04:33:18] till like one or two AM.

[04:33:19] So like Tuesday will be like a long fucking stream

[04:33:23] on stage.

[04:33:24] Then,

[04:33:30] what day is that?

[04:33:30] Sunday.

[04:33:32] So March 3rd, Tuesday,

[04:33:34] we have a long ass season,

[04:33:35] we have a new season.

[04:33:37] March 8th, that's gonna be that 3V3 superterm.

[04:33:41] Chad, it's almost full.

[04:33:43] When the tournament's full, March 7th,

[04:33:47] we are gonna pick the eight, in my opinion,

[04:33:49] eight best players in the tournament.

[04:33:51] We're gonna make them captains on March 7th.

[04:33:53] We're gonna do like a 20 minute draft

[04:33:56] where everybody drafts their team live

[04:33:58] with just the captain, so it'll be like me,

[04:34:00] eight other people.

[04:34:01] And then March 8th, we're gonna have the tournament.

[04:34:04] The tournament is gonna be seven months.

[04:34:05] It's gonna be 24 streamers,

[04:34:07] all of them are new to the game.

[04:34:09] I don't even know if any of them are ranked.

[04:34:10] Like, I don't even think any of them are ranked.

[04:34:12] I think there's a couple of good players, but yeah.

[04:34:19] Who was all of the tournament?

[04:34:20] So chat, the Pokemon March 5th, chat.

[04:34:24] So listen, I was gonna do the Pokemon

[04:34:26] and then I called my accountant

[04:34:29] and he said it was a terrible idea.

[04:34:31] So I'm not doing a Pokemon thing anymore.

[04:34:34] But listen, these are all of the streamers

[04:34:37] that are in the tournament.

[04:34:40] I'm still waiting to hear back from Agent00,

[04:34:43] and I'm still waiting to hear back from Jen.

[04:34:44] So I'm saving them two spots.

[04:34:47] These are all the streamers.

[04:34:50] Kuffam, Deji, Phantom, Sina, Lose, Yugi, Bruce,

[04:34:57] Squishy, Aiden, X, Silky, Klicks,

[04:35:02] Ron, Riley, Soink, Joe Bart, Arke, Jason and Aween,

[04:35:07] Lacey Ray sketch we actually have three spots okay yes we have three spots so I'm still waiting here from

[04:35:16] agent I think I'm gonna get my dad into because why not I'm still waiting here from agent I'm still

[04:35:23] waiting here from judge so I'm just I'm there's a good chance agent and Jen's plan good chance

[04:35:28] but yeah bro that is everybody that is everybody that has confirmed now bro I'm gonna be honest

[04:35:36] I have a feeling this tournament is going to be a train wreck because

[04:35:43] Adding people and do the self-connect like bro

[04:35:49] We need to make a discord server which is easy that's the easiest part we need to get 24 people to add

[04:35:54] download and update siege

[04:35:57] Which doesn't sound like a lot, but for streamers that is like moving a mallet

[04:36:02] so I don't know I hope it goes good bro I told everybody 6 p.m. it's literally in

[04:36:08] the group chat bro I swear bro if people are late I'm gonna be so fucking

[04:36:13] depressed bro as long as people are on time bro and they have the shit downloaded

[04:36:18] they have high-vives added I just don't think it can go bad

[04:36:22] literally no you're about it yeah we're good to go yeah stop isn't my chance

[04:36:28] We can get him in here. Wait stop it is in your chat. He says yeah, he said something

[04:36:34] Say you swear to God something in your chat. It's really good stop. It's in your chat right now

[04:36:40] Yeah

[04:36:41] He's like a VIP in here, but I saw his little diamond thing. I didn't see what he said though. Whoa. Whoa stop

[04:36:47] It you want to join?

[04:36:49] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, so you don't even know what's happening right now

[04:36:55] What's happening?

[04:36:56] Do you know who that is, bro?

[04:36:58] I used to go, bro.

[04:36:59] I know he used to go, brother.

[04:37:00] Yeah, bro.

[04:37:01] I know.

[04:37:02] But you have, like, the goat in your chat.

[04:37:04] I know he's the goat, bro.

[04:37:05] Squishy, stomping is a better chat.

[04:37:07] I haven't seen him in a minute because he went to Europe and then he was, like, locked

[04:37:11] in, you know?

[04:37:12] Well, I don't know if me and stomping, giving the same discord call to Aura,

[04:37:15] might just...

[04:37:16] Yo, high-fives, get your ass out!

[04:37:18] Squishy, did you...

[04:37:20] Are you ready to join, by the way?

[04:37:22] Yeah, yeah.

[04:37:23] Okay.

[04:37:24] Hi guys, do you want to add him or do you want me to add him?

[04:37:26] All he said was, he just said sup.

[04:37:30] That's all he said.

[04:37:32] No, something, where are you?

[04:37:34] You just dropped that in me.

[04:37:35] Friday laugh, yeah.

[04:37:36] That's so much aura, holy shit.

[04:37:38] Oh, I forgot the hacker unadded you on.

[04:37:40] I'm cheating.

[04:37:41] I actually need to call stop it.

[04:37:43] I need to call him.

[04:37:44] All right, Jinx, you just join me?

[04:37:46] Quick.

[04:37:47] Are you on the game?

[04:37:49] Yeah, yeah, I'm on the game.

[04:37:50] Oh, wait.

[04:37:51] You're not.

[04:37:52] I am on you.

[04:37:53] real quick I'll be back guys oh yeah but yeah I got a call stop yes

[04:38:07] I'm calling stopping everybody shh yeah yeah yeah hold the aura sorry okay yo

[04:38:19] No, stop it bro. New season of Siege is in four days? Stop it. I'm not asking for the

[04:38:30] word over here. Could you just hop on the roller for like two, three hours with the

[04:38:35] boys one last time?

[04:38:36] That's a two hours?

[04:38:37] Bro, it doesn't even have to be 12 hours. It could be as many hours as you want bro.

[04:38:43] We're going to be grinding.

[04:38:44] I'm not.

[04:38:45] Yeah, that was bad.

[04:38:48] Say you swear to God.

[04:38:49] Wait, no, say you swear to God.

[04:38:51] All right, that's really good.

[04:38:53] Like, no, it'll sit, like, stop it, dead ass?

[04:38:57] I'm done.

[04:38:58] So you're going to get on roller on Tuesday

[04:39:01] and play right for us.

[04:39:02] Yeah, I'll play for a few hours.

[04:39:03] I'm not going to play.

[04:39:04] Dude, you don't have to play.

[04:39:05] Dude, just text me whatever you want to play.

[04:39:07] We have to run, at least, like a couple of games.

[04:39:10] Yeah, yeah.

[04:39:12] OK, it's March 3rd, Tuesday.

[04:39:14] I'm gonna get on at like 11am and grind.

[04:39:17] So like, it's kinda just,

[04:39:20] it's kinda just up to you, man.

[04:39:21] Whatever time you wanna play.

[04:39:23] I'm back.

[04:39:24] All right, bro, I'll see you on Tuesday, dude.

[04:39:27] I'm back, Sam.

[04:39:28] I'm back.

[04:39:29] I'm back.

[04:39:30] I'm back.

[04:39:31] I'm back.

[04:39:32] I'm back.

[04:39:34] Chats.

[04:39:35] Ho-ri-ora.

[04:39:38] Me, Mingo.

[04:39:41] Ray Richie.

[04:39:42] Stop it.

[04:39:44] meaning go raid rich is not but holy or rock yo I'm back

[04:39:52] thumb up are you ready to take on the ranch trip

[04:39:59] hello switch it what's up dude

[04:40:07] it says all squad members need to complete the conditions to unlock rank

[04:40:14] But Jack, he's level 150. What does he have to do? What conditions?

[04:40:20] Oh, just one game of like, on ranks? Just one game of on ranks?

[04:40:31] Oh man.

[04:40:32] Wait, one game of quick match?

[04:40:37] One PvP match, what does that mean?

[04:40:39] Wait, they're saying it's your phone number?

[04:40:41] Shut up phone number. What do you mean for number?

[04:40:48] Which was to say what you just said again one PVP someone said

[04:40:53] PVP match win win one PVP match. What is that?

[04:40:58] Wait, what?

[04:41:01] Top right. Oh unlocked ranked win one PPS does it start it's gigantic. Yeah, which gotta win it. Oh, it's got a man

[04:41:08] We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Yeah. Yeah. That may be hard, but you're still on the team. So join the car. Yeah.

[04:41:17] Have I sleep? Who joins the call to say that?

[04:41:21] Bro, chat new season of siege. It's going to be me, Mingo, Stompin, Richie and Ray. Holy cinema.

[04:41:29] Is that the old squad?

[04:41:31] Bro, that is like, yeah.

[04:41:33] That's like, basically the entire like OG,

[04:41:38] Jinxyverse, besides like Raid, it's like,

[04:41:41] Raid is like kind of new.

[04:41:44] But it's also just the Avengers, like we'll never lose.

[04:41:47] If we have a delay and try, we'll never lose.

[04:41:49] That's all console?

[04:41:50] Like, yeah, the other console.

[04:41:51] Yeah, we have like,

[04:41:54] okay, the Avengers would be like, case it, but,

[04:41:57] like that would be like the avengers avengers

[04:42:00] right what i would have planned what i would have played

[04:42:03] but it's not about like like they did it play whatever you want it's not about

[04:42:06] the opposite way

[04:42:08] it's about what you left a lot of my face when i said sledge earlier

[04:42:12] alright so like let's get you let's get you right

[04:42:15] who's it up for the first stop ace you have a stop off to use the cars at

[04:42:18] the bottom left

[04:42:19] yes

[04:42:23] pick ace pick ace pick ace

[04:42:25] Ace is okay. This is the first first lesson squishy first fucking lesson

[04:42:29] Ace will never be bad like there's never a scenario a so bad

[04:42:33] He has a good gun. He has a claymore slash or no

[04:42:36] I think claymore slash flashing banks now or no

[04:42:38] Breast charts last flash banks now. He'll never be bad. He has a good gun

[04:42:42] He can always ace reinforce walls reason why it's good is because he is one of our operators that can be a word for small

[04:42:50] Some of the chat's gonna be like well technically there's can openers on grand and

[04:42:54] Yeah, yeah, yeah. In terms of good heart breaches, it's just ace and thermite and ace is better because it's less risky.

[04:43:00] Ace has gotten the most consistent heart breach in the game.

[04:43:05] Alright, bro.

[04:43:08] Now, if ace gets banned,

[04:43:09] then it gets dicey because I don't want you to play thermite because thermite's gun is ass.

[04:43:14] Thermite's gun shoots too slow and it's much more risky.

[04:43:17] I

[04:43:20] Cuz to put down thermite mission you have to like stand up and place them on the wall

[04:43:29] More exploring more risky

[04:43:37] Like how about it's good for hatches and hatches only oh this map is crazy

[04:43:43] You can always push me if you want

[04:43:45] I'm a virgin so like

[04:43:47] Where's your name on this? Huh? Oh, I have two more that's your name

[04:43:51] My name is people jump out. That is like a horror

[04:43:54] I don't know which one you are out of the art of like I'm saying this like I don't even know

[04:44:00] It's gonna be a fake name fake name. I don't change some things fuck. I've since I'm 19

[04:44:07] Yeah, but like realistically there's like basically three hard creatures

[04:44:11] A chat's gonna be like, well, Maverick and Grimm.

[04:44:13] Yeah, if you're sitting there mavericking a wall to open it, and you're not like a cop player,

[04:44:18] if you're doing that to do that, you're a...

[04:44:24] Well, I gotta go. Titty's, titty's, titty's.

[04:44:34] Is this map unranked?

[04:44:37] No, this map is fucking horrible.

[04:44:39] It is not

[04:44:41] You're gonna fuck

[04:44:47] I'm father to me I seem they know we're going literally getting out of on

[04:44:55] What is my ability doing this character on ace?

[04:45:27] I'm f**king...

[04:45:29] Not for remaining, gotcha!

[04:45:35] I'm f**king...

[04:45:39] NICE GUYS!!!

[04:45:41] I don't know what you're doing.

[04:45:43] I don't want you, I don't want you!

[04:45:45] I told him, I told him, I told him.

[04:45:47] Not squishy, man!

[04:45:49] Like, is it all just hatches this map?

[04:45:51] I feel like everything was a hatch.

[04:45:53] So yes, first off, Squishy,

[04:45:55] great ball knowledge.

[04:45:56] This map is fucking horse cock.

[04:45:58] Okay, the thing is, this map is fun,

[04:46:01] but a lot of the fun maps aren't really that competitive.

[04:46:03] Like, Bro-Squish, when we get on defense,

[04:46:05] I'm gonna show you some fun-ass bomb beats on this map.

[04:46:08] Chat, are there any defenders with ACOGs?

[04:46:10] Cause I wanna give Squishy a defender with a-

[04:46:11] Squishy, how many opportunities do you have unlocked?

[04:46:14] Like, almost all of them.

[04:46:16] Okay, Chat, what defenders even have ACOG anymore?

[04:46:19] I feel like they took all of them away.

[04:46:21] What's ACOG? Is it the scope?

[04:46:23] Yes, ACOG is the scope, ACOG is the best scope in the game for spongebob game, okay?

[04:46:30] The Super, the SuperZoom one?

[04:46:32] Yeah, ACOG, ACOG zooms in like the most out of the main scopes, not counting like snipers.

[04:46:38] You change your sense for though, like for that, specifically?

[04:46:41] Yeah, that's a great question. So if you go to your controls, basically if you go to your ADS sensitivity, you have 1.0, which is like your small scope.

[04:46:51] generally you want your 1.0 magnification to be a lot slower and

[04:46:55] lower than your 2.0 because you want to be able to flick a little bit quicker

[04:46:58] but you're more scouted there that makes sense yeah you've heard what I'm saying

[04:47:05] you've heard what I'm saying yeah yeah why don't we rank up on this so I need you to lock in all right

[04:47:10] yes bro now rank will be able to play like good

[04:47:15] like you got to kill that first room yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think I know

[04:47:19] where you are they're gonna do that have

[04:47:24] what do I have what do you have this user wait it's the bomb right yes I

[04:47:34] got to go like you know I got Google family oh no I don't have it yeah I see it

[04:47:44] the top of the screen right

[04:47:46] yeah

[04:47:48] yeah

[04:47:50] so should I be scanning people with my

[04:47:52] cam?

[04:47:54] should I be scanning people with my cam?

[04:47:56] oh my god

[04:47:58] great question

[04:48:00] no! never in a million years

[04:48:02] you could prank me or something

[04:48:04] whatever

[04:48:06] do you know what your z-pane is?

[04:48:08] uh, yellow?

[04:48:10] I think

[04:48:12] Listen to me. This is big. I only want you to be doing this for the rest of your life

[04:48:17] Especially if I ever go never up in Europe if I ever go to your stupid you're on

[04:48:21] R6 and you're red-pinging. I'm literally gonna slap you across the mouth

[04:48:25] I'll fly to Canada and slap her now you can read being only when it's like 10 seconds

[04:48:32] The reason why you don't think it's because don't want to you don't want to let them know

[04:48:36] yellow team is the most broken thing in this game

[04:48:39] the reason why you always yellow team is because of yellow team they don't know

[04:48:43] but if you red team they do know I have a skill mark on them

[04:48:46] oh two more right side right side right side

[04:48:48] not on the right side

[04:48:50] I'll see you later.

[04:49:00] Oh, what do you think about that?

[04:49:10] Okay, let me go back to Spurks, alright?

[04:49:32] Another big lesson in this game.

[04:49:34] Never red paint, okay?

[04:49:35] This is like something that everybody in low ranks does and it's one of the reasons

[04:49:40] by their low ranks.

[04:49:41] If you red ping, they will get a prompt on the screen

[04:49:44] that says you've been spotted.

[04:49:46] If you yellow ping, they will have no fucking idea.

[04:49:50] They'll have no fucking clue

[04:49:51] that you have a camera on them, okay?

[04:49:53] Cameras are like-

[04:49:54] Okay, so it's just shoulder punching.

[04:49:55] Yes, it's just, literally a yellow ping

[04:49:58] is the same thing as a red ping,

[04:49:59] but a red ping just gives away,

[04:50:00] like no one red ping, that's good at this game.

[04:50:04] Like, I'm gonna be honest,

[04:50:05] yellow ping, like when they introduced that,

[04:50:07] I believe it was like four years ago,

[04:50:09] That is what buffs attacking a lot because Siege has always had a problem where it's easier to defend because Siege is a very sound based game.

[04:50:17] So whoever is producing noise always has that disadvantage because if you're attacking you have to explode a building or break a barrier gate.

[04:50:25] Defenders don't have to make any noise.

[04:50:27] So the game has always had a problem where it's been defended side, but when they introduce yellow ping, yes it also helps defenders, but it helps attackers a lot more with yellow ping.

[04:50:34] just pretty fire shape of the knowing basically yeah like like for example

[04:50:40] let's say let's say you're like

[04:50:45] see not true it's not true no but like what

[04:50:50] mazzi I think oh you can't do it in this is quick match right oh yeah I think

[04:51:01] I think it's 10 I've been playing this. I hear some shit

[04:51:10] But your skin is sick, bro, I know like it's that's Jinx. Yeah, I'm a

[04:51:15] way actually

[04:51:17] Was yours is like yours?

[04:51:19] yeah yeah yeah

[04:51:21] yeah it's very slow

[04:51:23] okay

[04:51:24] squishy all i want you to do is

[04:51:25] oh no you can't even throw a C4

[04:51:27] this is so dumb

[04:51:29] is there a team damage or could i accidently

[04:51:31] i don't know

[04:51:32] wait it's 10 seconds

[04:51:33] squishy i just want you to run out and look down

[04:51:35] alright run out

[04:51:36] actually

[04:51:37] yes

[04:51:40] what did i say

[04:51:42] see that's why this map is really bad

[04:51:44] because um it's very

[04:51:46] the underside like it's really hard to do this

[04:51:48] Oh, I see what you're saying, yeah.

[04:51:52] Can you shoot through the window?

[04:51:54] No, great question. This is another really niche thing.

[04:51:57] Only on plane? Only snipers can shoot through windows.

[04:52:01] Nothing else. Only snipers. It's very niche.

[04:52:18] Shut up self five roads almost ranked on

[04:52:29] Not me seven all by the way chat you guys just

[04:52:36] It's the only map of the game that's

[04:52:44] That counts without doors

[04:52:46] I was like barely by the entrance where we were beginning bro that's you like

[04:52:55] call-outs I guess just as you learn you learn just how should I be like packing

[04:52:59] to learn call-outs in this just look in the bottom of the map

[04:53:02] I'm gonna troll this guy a little bit, and let him walk off.

[04:53:09] I thought I'd not be able to stand it, how do you know?

[04:53:13] Bro, I was gonna troll him in like, nice and...

[04:53:32] Well, how do you know if you could do that?

[04:53:39] Uh, chat?

[04:53:40] That's coming from...

[04:53:42] Okay.

[04:53:43] Let's see if I can muddle.

[04:53:46] If he ran away, I would have heard him, so I'm pretty sure he's close.

[04:54:02] he's still on me

[04:54:04] 15 seconds

[04:54:10] now it's like mathematics being possible

[04:54:12] just went off time, yeah

[04:54:13] 5 seconds to go

[04:54:45] No bro, I mean your farming is like-

[04:54:47] Yeah, yeah bro, it's gonna be a lot more fun, like casual is fun, but like not for me cause I like trying my nuts off.

[04:54:54] Dude look, see the lag it's at, your tech's cheating.

[04:54:56] Yeah, your skin is calm.

[04:54:57] Thank you bro, I really like this skin a lot.

[04:55:02] Did you like, did you design it or did it just like out of there?

[04:55:04] Yeah, bro, I literally built it, um, me and this guy named Cooby, he was like a fucking legend.

[04:55:09] We basically built the skin for like, I think six months and then they finally put it in the game.

[04:55:14] That's actually sick.

[04:55:16] Alright, now we're going to be in the ranked.

[04:55:18] Yes! Okay!

[04:55:19] Squishy, don't get worried.

[04:55:21] I am Copper 4 on PC. I played one game this season.

[04:55:25] So we're not going to be in sweaty lobbies, okay?

[04:55:28] Okay, okay.

[04:55:29] Alright? I'm going to go Tinko. I'm going to go Tinko.

[04:55:31] Squishy, listen!

[04:55:32] If you see the map there, ban it! Okay?

[04:55:37] Alright, I'll be back.

[04:55:38] Have you been mapped?

[04:55:39] I'm going to ban it.

[04:57:14] What do I ban?

[04:57:36] What do you say layer theme park band theme park

[04:57:45] The park behind my can

[04:57:53] Honey maps are there in rights is it five

[04:57:55] All right, Squishy, I hope you banned correctly, Squishy.

[04:58:01] Oh, banned, out of the mind.

[04:58:03] Squishy, what'd you ban?

[04:58:04] I banned T-Park.

[04:58:05] Great fucking work.

[04:58:07] Oh my god.

[04:58:08] Great fucking work, huh?

[04:58:09] Proud of you, Keith.

[04:58:10] Oh god.

[04:58:11] We were playing Platts?

[04:58:12] Okay.

[04:58:13] How many maps?

[04:58:14] We were playing Platts.

[04:58:15] Yeah, I'm going to be honest.

[04:58:17] PC Plat is pretty fucking good.

[04:58:20] You're sort of already getting thrown into the ringer here.

[04:58:23] Wait, are you you're unranked right? Okay. Oh, I see. Okay, so

[04:58:29] This is gonna be okay. I'm gonna show you what century is all about, bro

[04:58:34] bad, bro

[04:58:36] Like you gotta be I'm gonna make a new meta with century, but why is century so ass? Why is it so ass?

[04:58:42] It's not that he's asked just like if you think about it like what strategy can you do with century like strikers good cuz like

[04:58:49] Stryker is the only operator in the game where you can throw flashbangs and throw grenades by yourself like solo-dolo

[04:58:56] Hmm, but yeah

[04:58:59] Wait, MMR transfers now that what it makes sense my MMR transfer we were playing like we playing like diamonds and shit in emeralds

[04:59:06] There's no way

[04:59:08] You could tell the bald guy thinks he matters

[04:59:13] What should what should I be?

[04:59:15] Reinforcing

[04:59:19] Never

[04:59:22] So

[04:59:25] This is good always exterior

[04:59:36] These walls are gonna get exterior and push you like this

[04:59:43] This is good

[04:59:45] Yeah, so anything on the exterior of the bomb site?

[05:00:15] I'm gonna be sad I'm gonna get all that yeah

[05:00:22] Wait, I was yellow

[05:00:29] Okay

[05:00:32] It's 20s Windows question 20s. I got

[05:00:45] I'm like three fired, how I fucking said I was gonna die.

[05:00:49] Yo Squishy, where are you at?

[05:00:51] Yeah.

[05:00:54] I'm on the center.

[05:00:55] Okay, bro, this shit.

[05:00:56] Yeah, you're doing good, you're doing good.

[05:00:57] Keep doing your thing.

[05:00:58] You're doing good, you're doing good.

[05:01:00] I have a pretty good setup over here

[05:01:01] so they can't really get in.

[05:01:03] What am I hearing?

[05:01:07] What is that?

[05:01:08] Why would you reinforce on that side?

[05:01:08] Cause if you reinforce on this side,

[05:01:09] you can die from the windows.

[05:01:10] Wait, what?

[05:01:11] Squishy?

[05:01:12] Oh, this is good, this is good.

[05:01:13] Nah, you're good, you're good.

[05:01:15] I can actually tell you when they get close to that door is that time? Yeah, all right. They're not close yet

[05:01:21] I'll tell you when they're close to the door

[05:01:25] I have a camera watching it

[05:01:27] It's about a jiggle 80 jiggle you're holding this game

[05:01:31] Okay, what is that shit? What am I looking at those are green locks don't walk into them red pink

[05:01:40] Okay, switchy they're not here yet. I want them to feel uncomfortable

[05:01:45] like yeah they can obviously see the cat like that's like let's use our hands

[05:01:50] it's not a drone it's a but a proof down they can obviously see it

[05:01:54] it's gonna keep close up in the door she's crouch close up the door

[05:01:57] crouch close left you can swing her you can swing her swing her

[05:02:00] she fall back almost

[05:02:04] no so you're slow as fucking that I thought I thought I was gonna swing like

[05:02:07] hard

[05:02:08] yes that's kind of on me I think she's gonna back up that much though

[05:02:12] You did good though. You put her on like one.

[05:02:13] See now she's dead.

[05:02:14] You're doing good.

[05:02:15] I'm not standing.

[05:02:17] So I don't have this help though?

[05:02:19] Like, because-

[05:02:20] Does that slow him?

[05:02:21] Does that slow him?

[05:02:22] No, like, the best thing in the game is like,

[05:02:24] Bigger's advantage.

[05:02:25] Uh, so I was trying to give you

[05:02:27] a little Bigger's advantage kill,

[05:02:29] but she really backed out.

[05:02:30] She didn't know you were spanking up.

[05:02:31] See, I thought you were spanking.

[05:02:34] I don't know why I'm like lagging.

[05:02:35] Your recoil was a little, little, little, little, little kicky there.

[05:02:38] But it was mainly my fault.

[05:02:39] It was mainly my fault.

[05:02:40] Fifteen seconds

[05:02:43] Okay, this is a 1v1 those 10 seconds left

[05:02:46] Yeah, we're just gonna

[05:02:47] This guy has to plant

[05:02:50] This guy's not gonna stand slur, so I'm gonna preempt him to use it

[05:02:56] That's another big thing, Squishy

[05:02:58] When someone is planting, always let the proc code at zero before you push

[05:03:03] Because, what are you gonna just get there?

[05:03:05] See how he ran at him, and the guy started shooting at him

[05:03:08] If his opponent was a little bit better, we would have lost the round.

[05:03:11] So like another huge fucking thing to do squishy is um, oh I see, okay that's why.

[05:03:20] Another huge thing to do squishy is like wait till the clock goes to zero then swing because

[05:03:26] if the clock goes to zero they have to keep planting, they'll stick the plant and it's

[05:03:30] like rocket leap when the ball is in the air and seeds if you're planting and it's

[05:03:33] at zero it'll keep the round going until you're done planting.

[05:03:36] So then you know you're safe to push

[05:03:38] because then you know they have to be planting.

[05:03:40] Does that make sense?

[05:03:41] Okay, okay.

[05:03:42] Mike, what he did was he started running out of a two seconds

[05:03:44] left, which is really fucking stupid

[05:03:46] because if that guy gets off the plant, he'll die.

[05:03:49] You feel what I'm saying?

[05:03:51] Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to, for some reason, my,

[05:03:53] like my computer's like bugging.

[05:03:55] Like it's like lagging a bit.

[05:03:57] I'm just trying to figure out why.

[05:03:58] Wait, Squishy, what frames are you on?

[05:04:01] Or yeah, what FLV are you on?

[05:04:02] Speedy thinking about getting...

[05:04:03] 83, 83.

[05:04:04] anything nice nice nice

[05:04:11] i'm getting good advice i think i'm doing a good job

[05:04:15] i'm trying to take some major fundamental things i'm not going to be like

[05:04:19] here's a cool angle you can hold on to it

[05:04:23] yeah

[05:04:25] but yeah

[05:04:26] what that guy did was a good loading opportunity of what not to do

[05:04:32] Always want to let it go to zero because like let's say we're facing the other get the plant down

[05:04:38] What you don't want to do is run at them with two seconds left and you die with like 40

[05:04:49] Now that our players in the team make their opponents plant and one of you ones think about bro

[05:04:53] You have to literally look at the floor and type up the time to run with fun essay

[05:04:57] The seven fucking seven

[05:04:59] Without the gun

[05:05:00] People don't ever want to plan so make them plan make them unbundled

[05:05:03] I'm sorry

[05:05:04] People don't want to slice them okay

[05:05:05] They may get very much in the hard side of the feeling

[05:05:08] I think I think I'm pretty blind

[05:05:10] Blind, yeah, we're good

[05:05:15] Looks like I was wall banged in the first round

[05:05:18] I just, I said I was immediately wall banged

[05:05:24] 3 and 4 is in wall

[05:05:27] Do you always just gravitate to like the first noise you hear or do you always run a lot like?

[05:05:31] No, I like to just let people come to me.

[05:05:34] I like to play pretty passive.

[05:05:35] Like, like on attack on this game do people spread out of the fuck zone?

[05:05:39] Yeah, yeah, most of the time.

[05:05:41] Most of the time it's like group hits.

[05:05:44] No, most of the time it's spread out.

[05:05:46] The higher ranks it's a little bit more coordinated.

[05:05:49] Higher ranks play trades a lot.

[05:05:50] I like to just do about that too.

[05:05:51] We already know because of CS.

[05:05:53] Yeah, yeah.

[05:05:54] I got a 2v1 playing contact when I got out of here and I'm gonna keep up the fight.

[05:05:59] Yeah, but actually you already know playing contact and playing tracers, so it's like

[05:06:01] that's the case.

[05:06:11] Like how troll is it mid-round to like...

[05:06:14] Actually hold on.

[05:06:17] Damn, that's got mad.

[05:06:19] Jesus Christ.

[05:07:24] His goal was to try to plant and then blow off his spruce pusses because of the bomb.

[05:07:31] I'm gonna try to destroy the diffuser.

[05:07:33] I think that one.

[05:07:35] This is, this is deep bro, I'm not gonna lie.

[05:07:40] Yeah, so like in that scenario it was a 2v2 and like obviously I know they have to plant.

[05:07:46] So again.

[05:07:47] Oh this is a good question.

[05:07:48] Who do we ban?

[05:07:49] Like how do we know who to ban?

[05:07:50] Just who they're playing?

[05:07:51] So like it depends on the map.

[05:07:52] of the map. Dokeby is a pretty normal band. That's pretty common. A lot of people like

[05:07:55] to ban Thatcher. On this map, banning Havana is really important. You can see we already

[05:08:00] banned her because bank is very like hatch heavy, like especially downstairs like hatch

[05:08:06] is a really fucking important. So that's why I banned him on. But to be fair though,

[05:08:10] bands mainly defend on the map or they depend on the maps. So but I would say like consistent

[05:08:16] bands that you'll never go wrong with. Dokibe Band is always fine. Kade is a really good band too.

[05:08:24] What else, Chad? What else are good, consistent bands? Mute's fine. Just fundamental ops,

[05:08:31] you know what I'm saying? Yeah, but like, oh, Miro's another good band, but we're not,

[05:08:39] we're on the fence right now, Chad. But yeah, it depends on the map, dude. It depends on the

[05:08:43] map it's kind of hard to say that but like Mira is a good man on most maps like

[05:08:48] some maps is pointless but like bank you're the great map to ban me or can

[05:08:53] great maps abandon clubhouse great band of map great map

[05:08:58] changing me ace is a good van

[05:09:05] It's located upon the plan you're set to deploy.

[05:09:09] Well, fuck you, Sides!

[05:09:13] Let's go and see, like, I think if you want to learn more about the game,

[05:09:16] I think you've got to get off of your comfort of, like, sentry,

[05:09:20] and I think you should just go with new ops every round,

[05:09:22] and I could show you a little strat.

[05:09:24] Yeah, you're right. This thing is on my main, I have, like, no one unlocked.

[05:09:27] And I'm just thinking for this tourney, I should just get used to, like, a game,

[05:09:31] but, like, you're right, you're right. You are 100% right.

[05:09:33] I just have no one unlocked.

[05:09:33] How long does it take to unlock everybody?

[05:09:38] I mean, it's just like money and renown.

[05:09:41] Not that much money, I don't think.

[05:09:53] Benz, get ready to go!

[05:09:54] I'm gonna have such a nasty man you see here.

[05:09:56] Try to be jump in there, boy.

[05:09:59] Oh, my.

[05:09:59] game stop working for sick you okay

[05:10:04] yeah I'm good I'm good

[05:10:09] did you die? not okay

[05:10:14] might hear him

[05:10:23] he's got some kind of big damage

[05:10:29] Like really really likely they come from right now

[05:10:41] First team damage right

[05:10:45] Yes, yes, there's team damage. Yes, don't ever shoot your team. There's broken hatch hook a hatch here

[05:10:52] But in the ground I got that one

[05:10:55] You can always

[05:10:59] The child apiece the hat

[05:11:11] It's all about it's like it doesn't drone on you and there you're getting paid

[05:11:15] It's probably a bad idea to think right, but like if they don't know where you are, then yeah, you're kind of chill

[05:11:23] You're kind of chillin

[05:11:24] It's like the thing about seed is like there's never like a one-size-fits-all solution

[05:11:30] It's kind of like oh in this scenario you should always do this like it really does depend on what's happening in the game like

[05:11:37] You know what I mean if there's five cameras on you

[05:11:40] It's probably a horrible fucking idea to peek under a hatch because guess what you're gonna get free file

[05:11:44] You know what I mean, but if nobody knows where you are it might be good also another thing like if

[05:11:49] If you're up numbers, it's generally good to be passive. If you're down numbers, it's generally good to be aggressive.

[05:11:55] A lot of those core fundamentals are the same as CS.

[05:11:58] If you have a 4v2, you should never lose a 4v2 for a game.

[05:12:07] Is it good to move in like a buddy system in this game? Like two people go together just to trade out like that?

[05:12:14] It's net like it's always good to like double roam if you can like because something like let's say you're getting cleared

[05:12:21] I can just flank and shoot them in the back, but if you solo roam, I won't be able to flank and help you

[05:12:27] It's always good to play trades just like CS like if I get shot in the face

[05:12:31] You should be swinging right out and instantly kill them. Yeah, it's a bit. You know

[05:12:35] The longer the time goes on the less valuable that information is but like if someone kills me, you know exactly where they are

[05:12:41] You know, they have no ammo, you know, they're not going to expect you to swing

[05:12:45] Especially in Barbrake Street

[05:12:47] Here it goes Jinx. Yeah, your coach, bro. I'm trying

[05:12:52] Oh, you are you are I tell you have a lot of you have a lot of knowledge, bro another thing

[05:12:56] Go to my camp. I'm the second camp like this is a really good

[05:13:01] Learning thing too. This is what you just called a prepped cam

[05:13:05] So what a lot of shitty players do is they just get a little bit of a intro

[05:13:08] But now I could be like yo switchy I'll get on your cam

[05:13:11] You shoot down the window and now you can take space.

[05:13:14] You just call out.

[05:13:15] Because now you know it's all clear because I'm on the location.

[05:13:18] Yeah, the drones are definitely like so, Pete.

[05:13:20] Especially having your own drone.

[05:13:22] Yeah.

[05:13:23] Having prep cams is really important.

[05:13:25] So that's just the cam that's there to take space.

[05:13:27] Yeah, the thing is like, with that it's good to communicate.

[05:13:30] Because like, I can take time by having you on the cam and then I can take space.

[05:13:35] Yeah.

[05:13:37] I'm going to try to just walk in so they kill everyone, but I'll probably die.

[05:13:56] What do you do about the jammers?

[05:13:57] They're not.

[05:13:58] They're not doing anything about it.

[05:13:59] You can shoot them.

[05:14:00] You can?

[05:14:01] Yeah, yeah.

[05:14:02] Yeah, yeah.

[05:14:04] I thought I was gonna be killed with that little team.

[05:14:07] I'm not kidding.

[05:14:09] Oh.

[05:14:11] Oh.

[05:14:13] Here's the postcard.

[05:14:17] No!

[05:14:19] Where'd he come from?

[05:14:22] All right, Squishy, where are you at? I'm watching you.

[05:14:24] Oh my god, you're in danger!

[05:14:26] I'm drowning. I'm drowning, bro.

[05:14:28] Okay, Squishy, do you want to know what techy thing you could do there in staff?

[05:14:32] What the fuck do I do to get in there?

[05:14:34] Actually, do I just keep sitting on top like as like a...

[05:14:38] I can tell you a techy thing to get in.

[05:14:41] So, Squishy, what you could do with sledge specifically and any soft creature,

[05:14:46] but let's just start with sledge to keep it simple.

[05:14:48] If a barricade is closed off with glass on it, or just closed off,

[05:14:54] You can jump, and then as you jump, you can use my chamber ability, and that's called hot reaching.

[05:15:00] You quickly have to be objective through a window, which kind of gets them off guard.

[05:15:05] Another thing, this is another big thing, if there's glass on a window, always repel to it.

[05:15:11] The reason why is because they won't be able to hear you.

[05:15:13] If there's not glass on a window, and it's shot out, and she's barricaded, they'll be able to hear you.

[05:15:18] Glass on siege, on windows, completely masks noise.

[05:15:21] So like whenever I play a 1v1 on organ, I'll make sure to always shoot the glass off all the windows because somebody repels

[05:15:28] I want to be able to hear it. Do you know what I mean?

[05:15:30] Glass is really important. That was a lot of info bro. Holy shit. Yeah, it's it's

[05:15:37] Yeah, I mean, okay, I'm probably sitting away in through there

[05:15:39] I was just trying to see what I can pull off

[05:15:40] But I guess it's so close to the bomb site is gonna be people there

[05:15:42] No

[05:15:43] If I do that if I enter like is it sure to enter like that if it's like far from the bomb set

[05:15:48] I feel like it's not that bad, right?

[05:15:49] Did you get upstairs early?

[05:15:50] That is not, it's not trolled, I'm sure, like that, no.

[05:15:53] That's fine.

[05:15:53] But because it's the bomb side, it's a little troll.

[05:15:56] It's a little troll.

[05:15:56] Also, that, that, like animation's so long.

[05:16:00] I suppose it's bad that they do that animation.

[05:16:02] Yeah, that animation, rappelling in,

[05:16:04] is really hard to get kills,

[05:16:06] because you're just awkward.

[05:16:07] Vaulting is really hard to get kills,

[05:16:09] because it's just awkward.

[05:16:10] It's always best to just keep your gun up and wait.

[05:16:12] But like, obviously, it's not fun.

[05:16:14] But that's the premium way to play the game.

[05:16:16] They're gonna say, I just have to drone,

[05:16:16] I did drone the guy just saw that and then I'm just like a bomb make it there

[05:16:20] And everyone's dying so like fucking yeah, I'm nook unlocked. I want you to start like getting out there with nook

[05:16:25] Yeah, let me know who to play the movie okay go to the middle go to the bottom go up one above Osa

[05:16:31] It's like oh my black thing. I don't have it knock like knock nook. Do you have brava bottom right corner with the spikes?

[05:16:41] Already you're playing right now, but you have it. You have I

[05:16:44] I... No, I don't have it yet.

[05:16:46] Do you have Twitch?

[05:16:49] Twitch, where is that at?

[05:16:51] Uh, top right to the left of the fountain.

[05:16:54] Yeah.

[05:16:55] Use her, use her. I want to like show you some stuff.

[05:16:57] Five seconds to go.

[05:16:58] Alright, I'm going to show you how to like clear out utility with Twitch.

[05:17:01] This is pretty cool in our main base.

[05:17:03] Alright, so if you're switching, literally just throw your drone.

[05:17:05] Okay, just throw it right here.

[05:17:09] Throw it, yep. Okay, I'm going to watch you.

[05:17:11] Get on your drone.

[05:17:12] I don't play PC, so it's good.

[05:17:19] Why did I have to throw both of them and get on it?

[05:17:23] You don't.

[05:17:24] You might have weird ties.

[05:17:26] Turn left.

[05:17:28] Right, right, right, right, right.

[05:17:32] Now, I want you to shoot this camera to the right.

[05:17:36] See the cancel mark?

[05:17:37] To the right?

[05:17:39] To the right?

[05:17:40] Where do you see the white camera next to the car like camera next to the car? No, I don't I actually don't

[05:17:47] Think I don't see it right there

[05:17:49] This wait, I think somebody shot that right never turn around alcoach go through the journal creep up creep up creep up

[05:17:56] Creep up. Yep. Is it here? Yeah, no, no the faster. They'll be able to hear you like here

[05:18:01] Okay, now squishy you can see the entire objective scream creep up a little bit more

[05:18:06] If you look to the right you could shoot that camera see that

[05:18:10] Oh shit. Yeah, okay. Now if you go down you can shoot the new channel see the new chamber. Oh, nah, that's a guy. That's a guy. Don't you

[05:18:17] Get away your job. Shoot the new time. Oh, I go teammates

[05:18:21] Shoot the new chamber to the left

[05:18:24] To the left to the right to the right. What it looked like. What it looked like deep little thing. Yeah. Yeah, nice

[05:18:29] See right there. He's clearing out you something. That's good shit

[05:18:32] This thing. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yes. I'm just showing you like the different ways

[05:18:36] And there's

[05:18:38] That'd be the spam yellow painting for these. Yeah

[05:18:43] Yeah, I don't understand how the other cams work because I have a second cam that's there now

[05:18:47] Which is broken you have a bunch of cams. Yeah, I'm looking

[05:18:52] I have three three drones, isn't that insane you have four

[05:18:57] People are saying care recoils. It's gonna get a lot of kick. Oh god. I forgot about that. Yeah

[05:19:01] All right now, I did make a little mistake. We're gonna have to punch this castle nine fucking times to break it

[05:19:09] I look at my cam

[05:19:11] Yeah, look at your camsieve anybody's close to this castle

[05:19:13] Uh, nothing that I can see. I'm gonna go through, I'm gonna check

[05:19:18] I'm jamming, I'm jamming. All right, one more option is gonna break

[05:19:25] I'm gonna punch it, I want you to swing this guy right here, okay

[05:19:30] I'm gonna punch it to the other thing to the other thing

[05:19:37] Game to him

[05:19:42] What do you do about this red shit, what is that I just break that

[05:19:49] We have no time

[05:20:00] both both they're both they're one-sided good thing the back thing

[05:20:30] I don't know what I'm going to see, I can't get in.

[05:20:40] Nice guys!

[05:20:41] Yeah, the last like flat gold copper bombs.

[05:20:45] Pretty weird body here.

[05:20:46] Like, it's kind of all over the place.

[05:20:51] Wait, one? That's it? Was that right?

[05:20:53] Yes. It's up to four. It's up to four.

[05:20:55] This is my favorite operating game.

[05:20:57] I

[05:20:59] Went to four days

[05:21:01] Hey two and four for your first ever red game not fucking back

[05:21:06] Squishy not bad at all. That's pretty that's pretty ass dude. Like even buck with me. That's pretty ass

[05:21:11] I feel like I could do a lot better than that. I don't know. I don't know man

[05:21:14] I feel like I feel like maybe I'm copper

[05:21:17] Copper for whatever

[05:21:19] Folk but squishy the thing is bro. It's one game

[05:21:22] You can't base your skills off one game brother. I'm still to this day recovering from one and ten

[05:21:27] Do you know what I'm saying? You cannot base your skills off one game, alright?

[05:21:34] You're right, bro.

[05:21:35] It's because you're going two and four is fine, bro.

[05:21:36] When I was starting out-

[05:21:37] I swear there wasn't so much utility, like it's so-

[05:21:39] Also, I didn't want to chat, no, like the Twitch drone thing,

[05:21:42] I like the Twitch drone thing. I think it's cool.

[05:21:44] Even just for Intel, I think it's cool.

[05:21:45] But like, how do I just use one drone and take it out?

[05:21:48] Like, why do I have to drop the second to get into it?

[05:21:50] What do I press?

[05:21:51] Well, that's something with your binding.

[05:21:53] I don't know PC. I know controller.

[05:21:56] Like if you're a controller, I'd be able to help you a little more with that ship, like, I don't know your bindings and stuff.

[05:22:03] You feel what I'm saying?

[05:22:04] Let's get into another wreckage.

[05:22:05] Yeah, yeah.

[05:22:05] We're gonna go positive this game.

[05:22:09] You know I got Kukku by me.

[05:22:13] Drop one and- drop one drone and press your camera button.

[05:22:17] Camera button.

[05:22:18] I don't know if-

[05:22:18] Oh, what if my- what if my other drone's ever- will I just cycle through?

[05:22:21] That is like PC players, like, if they play PC.

[05:22:24] No, no, but Jake's like when you play that character like what if you have your drone up because five is like my regular drone button from prep phase

[05:22:31] Did it cycle doesn't just gives it up. Oh, yeah

[05:22:34] I just go right on the deep end to throw a drone and then down on the way back off of it

[05:22:37] Especially back off of it

[05:22:41] How many maps are there? What's the map pool? Okay, so I don't have any maps there are but in ranks

[05:22:47] I think there's like 20

[05:22:51] Probably 20

[05:22:52] Now we 15 like okay, you have border shall a

[05:22:57] Coastline, oh, isn't that insane that's so many maps

[05:23:02] Night Haven labs console at the I mean it's over. Yeah, they're saying 15 16

[05:23:09] That's a lot of massive total. There's probably like 24 maps 25 maps

[05:23:13] Holy shit. That's daunting for a new player. That's fucking crazy.

[05:23:21] Yeah, like the weird thing about siege and this is kind of the cool thing about siege too.

[05:23:26] I think siege is a very long game.

[05:23:28] I'm going to meet this guy.

[05:23:31] Who should I play?

[05:23:33] Play ace, play ace. Ace is an opportunity to work.

[05:23:35] I don't have it unlocked.

[05:23:37] Oh, and somebody took ace.

[05:23:39] I also don't have any one besides a sledge and then I'll like anyone besides yes

[05:23:45] It's there my stomach. I could change it after so right and personally. Yeah, sir. Mike. No, she's there my bike

[05:23:53] There might as good, but I think you're gonna die a lot with so my

[05:23:56] You're saying ash

[05:23:58] Yeah, I just do get on ash. Yes. No, right. So squishy listen to this

[05:24:04] Ash is like

[05:24:06] Oh, someone's on Asher, buddy.

[05:24:10] Fuck!

[05:24:12] Lion? Is that troll?

[05:24:15] No, go Lion! Yes, oh my god! Perfect!

[05:24:17] Alright, Lion is so simple to use.

[05:24:19] What's better, claymore, stun grenade, frag grenade.

[05:24:21] Stun grenade, stun grenade.

[05:24:23] Grenades used to be the best thing in the game where they got nerfed.

[05:24:26] Bro, it used to be able to cook grenades and blow up.

[05:24:29] Yeah, that's good. Yeah.

[05:24:30] Bro, if you could just randomly die, you wouldn't be able to react.

[05:24:33] Yeah, that's a problem.

[05:24:34] Every game's like that bro when you can get nerdy with the Nate cookage. It's fun. So

[05:24:41] Who are you playing right now?

[05:24:53] What is the logo look like she's like the logo looks like a wheel of spikes on it. Yeah, okay

[05:25:00] Yeah, so that's what I was thinking.

[05:25:04] So when should I be using my line scenes? Like should I just do whenever I feel like I don't know what to do?

[05:25:08] You don't have to overthink it too much. Whenever you're about to swing, always hit a line.

[05:25:14] If you're clearing out a roamer, it's good to hit that.

[05:25:24] What the fuck is that?

[05:25:26] Yeah, that's how you break you start

[05:25:35] There's a whole lot of messages in there

[05:25:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all I mean

[05:25:40] They're in the room. One here, one there.

[05:25:47] Okay, it's all like 1 HP.

[05:25:52] Okay, okay.

[05:25:55] They'll break.

[05:25:58] Get in there and kill them. Hit a line, man. Go for it.

[05:26:03] Yeah!

[05:26:05] I hope you're getting me nervous for how likely you're making me play bad but like I'm overthinking

[05:26:16] myself like my my ability to use.

[05:26:18] Well Smithy's ready, fire!

[05:26:19] Smithy, right here!

[05:26:20] Crouch!

[05:26:21] Fire!

[05:26:22] Fire!

[05:26:23] Yeah!

[05:26:24] Yeah!

[05:26:25] Yeah!

[05:26:26] See I used the mirror to yellow paint and I, I do even know it by experience.

[05:26:30] Goodie!

[05:26:31] Okay, right here is fucking crouched.

[05:26:32] Yeah, the fucking what's it called the bear kid walls right you have like a little glass thing

[05:26:38] Yeah, so the mirror is like a black mirror from their POV, but from my POV

[05:26:43] I can fucking see exactly where they are and it can't shoot me. It's bulletproof. I can't shoot them

[05:26:48] They can't shoot me so I can't see them. They can't see me

[05:26:51] Yeah, that's broken. Yeah, that's everyone veins that I'm guessing yeah mirrors

[05:26:54] One of the strongest offset, but she's actually got a nerve to which is funny and she spills us wrong

[05:26:58] life is kind of fun but like no I you know anything wrong things but like I

[05:27:07] feel like I just overthink my p-thing I feel like I like I have to be so I could

[05:27:12] be like so like what's the word like you're so like not smart but like you're

[05:27:18] so tactical with your approach that like I feel like I have to be more

[05:27:20] tactical so it makes me overthink my like yeah I mean

[05:27:23] Does that make sense?

[05:27:24] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:27:26] Bro, Houston, let me actually hype you up, Swishy.

[05:27:28] Does that make sense?

[05:27:29] Realistically, in copper lobbies,

[05:27:31] you're probably gonna have the best aim in most lobbies.

[05:27:35] Should I just swing everything?

[05:27:37] Yes, it's the best way to learn.

[05:27:38] Also, no one knows what they're doing.

[05:27:40] They're gonna make mistakes.

[05:27:43] Just chill, relax.

[05:27:44] Like, right now you're in a little bit of like

[05:27:46] flat lobbies, because I am a flat lobbyist account,

[05:27:49] like RPC in Montreal, or like a couple of seasons ago.

[05:27:52] But like, if you just have Cosmo, you're going to win the Game of Thrones, right?

[05:27:56] Lion's great! Like, I love using Lion.

[05:27:59] Also, if you want to try, you can try Acog. It's going to be titled Magnified B.

[05:28:03] If you want to try Acog, try Acog.

[05:28:06] Is that just the Zumbi one?

[05:28:08] Yes.

[05:28:09] Yeah, I feel like...

[05:28:11] I have to change my sense for that, though. I had to mess with it, maybe.

[05:28:14] I'm going to get off in like 20, 30, but just robber to do it that would they said

[05:28:27] I'm not sure what it is.

[05:28:29] There you go.

[05:28:31] Is it one of those, Christian?

[05:28:33] I wouldn't love the wild.

[05:28:35] Now we know what it is.

[05:28:37] Is it the lyral?

[05:28:39] Yeah.

[05:28:41] You can do another, man.

[05:28:43] I'm gonna shoot for like 6,000.

[05:28:45] Oh, he pushed us out of my bag.

[05:28:47] Man, he just got so fucking...

[05:28:49] Wait, what?

[05:28:51] Where did you got?

[05:28:53] Uh, push the east alley.

[05:28:55] Oh my god nothing mouth

[05:29:08] Oh jinks I have no fucking delay

[05:29:16] I have streamer mode and also this is a pad, don't think that will really snipe me a lot of them, champ

[05:29:29] champs are such a f*****g shit

[05:29:35] Is it like I'm not getting like the better players are the better they are cause I swear to God

[05:29:39] yeah, yeah, yeah

[05:29:40] my interest is not the better players are the better players

[05:29:43] yeah, I want to reset

[05:29:46] Why are you running out of your place at the end?

[05:29:50] Like, are you just assuming I'm alone?

[05:29:53] See, like that too?

[05:29:56] That's a problem in Counter Strike.

[05:29:58] I feel like the lower rank you play, like the sleeper shit they do, and it's like hard to read.

[05:30:02] Because you would expect no one to do that on their own just driving them.

[05:30:06] I mean, to be fair, I should have just walked in after blowing the grenade, but I was trying to breach it.

[05:30:12] Yeah, I'm actually down to play Ron Sprinting.

[05:30:15] He wants to do that on a day on stage.

[05:30:16] Yeah, we could do whatever, Ron.

[05:30:18] Honest text, Ron.

[05:30:20] Ron Vell.

[05:30:21] Yeah, that'd be fun.

[05:30:22] But yeah, if you're doing that, what's it called?

[05:30:25] Drafting.

[05:30:26] Yes.

[05:30:27] That's just such an interesting thing,

[05:30:29] because no one knows how much anyone knows the game.

[05:30:30] It's Pete, bro.

[05:30:31] I'm going to get the eight best captains.

[05:30:33] We're going to get a draft going the night before the tournament.

[05:30:36] You'll be one of the captains.

[05:30:37] Rob will be one of the captains.

[05:30:39] Probably get agent, maybe clicks as a captain,

[05:30:42] agent's good, clicks is good. Rod it, yeah, Rod's like, oh, okay, just we'll do it, we'll

[05:30:46] do it soon, Jeff. No worries, y'all. Hey, Jixi, can I have your virginity? Okay. Greetings,

[05:30:54] Caillou, Mr. Dr. Evil, where are you at? You got direct to copper-vercheting. No, this

[05:31:02] is PC lobby, dumbass! I haven't played PC, I'm playing with squisters.

[05:31:06] I want to make you proud this round.

[05:31:16] So 83FMV is tech?

[05:31:18] 80?

[05:31:19] I mean it's like it's bro the thing about CSIS is it's all personal preference but

[05:31:23] I love 83.

[05:31:25] Like I think 90 is too soon.

[05:31:27] Stop it, put me on 18.

[05:31:37] Your gameplay has legitimately ruined my day. Thank you, scary cats.

[05:31:41] Your drone has found a bomb.

[05:31:43] Road to copper wind.

[05:31:50] Ha ha ha ha.

[05:31:54] Yeah, bro like the the corny thing is like

[05:31:58] Like you know, I'm rocket league like you can coach me a lot easier. It's just so easy like

[05:32:02] you know what I'm saying like

[05:32:04] In rocket league like you can coach mechanics and that individual thing. Yeah

[05:32:09] Yeah, it's like you actually just have to learn the math

[05:32:15] Yeah, yeah, I just want to read like literally just like learning game sense and mechanics

[05:32:21] Yeah, I'm worried about the spot because I'm holding this here

[05:32:37] Yeah, it's a lot of learning but like I'm

[05:32:41] So they're setting is there a setting where you throw your drone you're inch on your drone version

[05:32:47] Is it bad to be inside your drone?

[05:32:51] Okay, okay, so this account has it all I was wondering if that's good or bad

[05:32:59] Roll lower right

[05:33:08] Be yourself

[05:33:11] Calm down I think bro. Yeah, bro. Just be yourself

[05:33:16] All right

[05:33:21] Well, you had like a lineup

[05:33:26] Yo, did you die in some pretty yes ways if you'd never die like this yeah, and also like

[05:33:32] You'll die and then you'll have to like spectate for three minutes and then it's really

[05:33:51] Wow, okay, this gets long

[05:33:57] Bro like what the fuck is that?

[05:33:59] Yo, Dixie Dixie my my game

[05:34:02] I just got alley peek like spawn key and then I just got fucking exploded

[05:34:09] That was my game back. Yeah, Chad switchy is in like the siege ringer right now

[05:34:13] How good you get at this game? You're always gonna die of bullshit

[05:34:16] Does that still happen no matter what like even if you're

[05:34:19] It never ends right, but like the thing is I think what makes great seed players

[05:34:24] And this is something I've always struggled with is like great

[05:34:32] Yeah, like a lot of people

[05:34:36] Bullshit bullshit bullshit and then over fake everything and then they play like shit

[05:34:40] So then you're getting unlucky and play like shit. It's important to shake it off again to the next round

[05:34:44] But it's really hard to do that, like, Eve just had them done, especially for me.

[05:34:49] Yeah.

[05:34:52] I mean, it's even worse if you're getting like sniped and shit, I feel like.

[05:34:57] Now then, on the new season of Siege, we're gonna have a delay and fucking try.

[05:35:01] Right now.

[05:35:02] Yeah, that'll be fun. I'll probably watch you guys play that, that's cool.

[05:35:04] You guys didn't have Tuesday?

[05:35:05] Yeah, Tuesday, it's kind of-

[05:35:06] Yeah, that's my day, I'm gonna watch that.

[05:35:08] It's gonna be the OG stack, man.

[05:35:10] I

[05:35:12] See stomping and actually I'm controller. I don't think I've watched much of this controller

[05:35:16] Yeah

[05:35:17] I'm glad I told him on like a five-day notice. So he's cast the time to warm up because he probably will

[05:35:23] You lose it a bit like if you don't play control for a minute you lose it

[05:35:26] Yeah, no for sure for sure especially because he's used to mouse PCC to serve different accounts. He's true

[05:35:32] Like I actually hate PCC. I hate I hate everything about it. I hate the wall hacks. I hate the fucking I

[05:35:38] I hate how long it takes to load, I hate all the bugs, I hate all the fucking hackers.

[05:35:44] I hate every- I love console siege.

[05:35:48] Oh, I actually had all the pallet in one century, it's on me.

[05:35:50] I bet, I bet, I bet.

[05:35:51] That's another thing, squishy, like, because you're in low ranks, the game will actually be constantly protected.

[05:35:56] If you get to champ on PCC, you're literally gonna hate it.

[05:36:01] Oh, it's just like- Yeah, I can't even imagine how sweaty that is, to be honest.

[05:36:04] Yeah, the shit you did to me in that 1v1, like, I'm just dying without even, like, knowing anything.

[05:36:08] It's actually so crazy.

[05:36:10] Yeah, I would make the case that this is kind of a hot game, but I do believe it.

[05:36:14] If you're not a pro, right?

[05:36:16] If you're not a pro.

[05:36:18] I genuinely believe that this is one of the only games that's actually better off.

[05:36:23] Like, I don't know, the cheating is so bad on PC, it's insane.

[05:36:28] Down to 10 seconds.

[05:36:30] Reload.

[05:36:33] Down to 5 seconds.

[05:36:35] Okay.

[05:36:37] Why did you double cap in the straight tracks?

[05:36:39] I'm certain it's Bob's.

[05:36:40] Uh, good question.

[05:36:41] Because cap cans only do 50.

[05:36:43] So if I do this, I get an instant kill.

[05:36:45] Reload them.

[05:36:48] What is this like, uh...

[05:36:50] What is this thing?

[05:36:53] Little like...

[05:36:55] I don't know what it is.

[05:36:56] Like little frost thing on the map.

[05:36:59] I pinged it.

[05:37:00] Those are the numbers from the stations.

[05:37:02] If you walk into them, it'll kill you.

[05:37:04] Really easy to understand.

[05:37:06] I'm gonna stand really good.

[05:37:12] So, wait what character are you in?

[05:37:14] I do this character.

[05:37:17] I'm gonna shut up.

[05:37:28] There's a glass, do not peek the glass, whatever you do.

[05:38:00] My penis was so hard right there

[05:38:22] My penis was so fucking hard right there

[05:38:24] Well, this guy's outside fighting like is that fine to do and it's like one guy like that

[05:38:28] So that is like how do I answer that question? Which is you ask that question again because this is like philosophical

[05:38:36] Like that guy's outside fighting this one guy left it gives up that guy's position right when you're outside

[05:38:41] Is that not like kind of troll like doesn't that give him just a free one like?

[05:38:44] So doing the hat squishy is legitimately. I'm not kidding when I say this

[05:38:49] The only way to lose a 4v1 in this game is to jump out of the last guy, but here's the thing

[05:38:54] everyone's gonna do it

[05:38:56] So then then it asked yourself this because this is when it gets to like a really high level of thinking about it, but like

[05:39:05] Like it almost is better to have everyone jump out on him because he doesn't have enough bullets to kill all of you

[05:39:12] But like I don't want you to do like if you're in a 4v1 just chill

[05:39:16] But like if your teammates are jumping out and he's focused for a training training

[05:39:21] Yeah, because if your teammates are stupid the smart thing to do is to be stupid with them if that makes any sense

[05:39:31] Yeah, so I'm gonna ask what's the biggest difference me this and CS the maps are fucked and there's no radar like

[05:39:36] There's three three floors in each map feels like

[05:39:39] Sure three floors and there's no radar and

[05:39:43] There's you tell out the fucking

[05:39:47] And yes the operators yes, that's I mean just like the utilities and

[05:39:51] I don't even know where I am 90% of the time, but I only have 30 hours. I'm 28 hours away.

[05:39:56] 20 of those are old hours.

[05:40:00] It's taking a while. That's not right.

[05:40:02] Wrong character.

[05:40:17] Did it actually happen, bro?

[05:40:21] I'm circumcised, he must be my email.

[05:40:24] Three months ago.

[05:40:25] And he lives in my 9 minutes.

[05:40:27] So no, I'm done checking my emails from y'all.

[05:40:29] You know.

[05:40:33] Reno!

[05:40:34] Yeah, I'm not kidding.

[05:40:36] That sent shells down my spine.

[05:40:39] Dude, bro, my email is public.

[05:40:41] Proof.

[05:40:42] What do you mean proof?

[05:40:44] No!

[05:41:21] 3, 2, 1, you're dead I think I'm gonna hear them

[05:41:34] One's outside Oh no, I'm gonna rip him I'm out of it

[05:41:39] I'm out of it Also, just probably make like hella noise

[05:41:43] bro Yes, try to not throw him too much

[05:41:45] Try to not throw him The best thing you can do is stand

[05:41:48] Unless you're planking, crouch walking is always going to be a bit of a mess, you know what I'm saying?

[05:41:52] When you peek, always stand in the deep.

[05:41:54] Not always, it's good to like, change up your head, but I think players are so bad at low ranks that they only shoot low, so better to stand.

[05:42:02] Always better to stand!

[05:42:08] Am I actually shit on this shit?

[05:42:10] Up for last operator standing.

[05:42:12] So like never prone or when should you rarely prone it's good to drop like it's good to

[05:42:21] Mass noise

[05:42:23] If you know someone's supposed to push you in

[05:42:25] I'm gonna die, but I'm just gonna go for a crazy shot

[05:42:30] Okay, 3v1 it's Ram close right at it

[05:42:37] Yeah, I found nobody to die around I don't know where anyone's gonna be I

[05:42:49] Mean the simple thing is like following gunshots, but like you're so new to the game like I don't even know I don't even know where this

[05:42:58] Yeah

[05:43:00] I

[05:43:04] Crazy knowledge that I'm literally feel so fucking

[05:43:13] Like pulse and pulse can't be prescription. I'm just gonna have him jump out on them. Okay. Let's go bathroom

[05:43:18] I have a really fucking good. Oh that play doesn't matter doesn't matter. Whatever you're comfortable with. I'm just gonna play sense for the gun

[05:43:25] I don't have a fucking strike back shut the fuck up

[05:43:30] I can't wait for the new season to get it. It's got to be really, really, really good.

[05:43:47] When do you play the KSI for the Bumblebee? Oh, in FIFA? Yes. In a week. I try to play

[05:43:53] in KSI. If FIFA won't be won. If I win, I give it to the charity match. If I lose

[05:43:57] I'm a failure and a child of the loser

[05:44:04] Secure the area keep the bombs protected a lot. You're locking up

[05:44:14] The how is the new one

[05:44:20] Like always the same feeling

[05:44:27] I'm going to tell you to jump out and look right straight or left right

[05:44:55] Yeah.

[05:44:57] You gonna break it for me or I'll break it?

[05:44:59] You're just gonna, you're just gonna call, you're just gonna click space.

[05:45:01] What do you wanna say?

[05:45:04] I'm not gonna just take this guy.

[05:45:08] Alright.

[05:45:09] Right, I'm gonna tell you right and left please.

[05:45:11] Okay.

[05:45:14] Okay, I don't think anybody's spotting here.

[05:45:16] Oh, of course.

[05:45:18] You can't catch a break right now.

[05:45:20] Oh, good, bro.

[05:45:22] Yeah, we got it.

[05:45:23] Hey, you're going to be tough, yeah.

[05:45:25] You know what, let's go.

[05:45:26] Let's go, let's fight.

[05:45:27] All right, I'm falling in front.

[05:45:30] They're back up here.

[05:45:33] They're up here.

[05:45:35] Oh my god.

[05:45:36] They're my traitor, OK?

[05:45:38] Yeah.

[05:45:39] I got drowned.

[05:45:40] Oh, no.

[05:45:41] We both got drowned.

[05:45:44] They drove you to it?

[05:45:44] Sensor activated.

[05:45:45] By the way, get to the hallway, baby.

[05:45:47] Swing the hallway?

[05:45:48] They might swing you, though.

[05:45:49] Might swing you.

[05:45:50] Watch out, watch out.

[05:45:51] They know.

[05:45:51] I'm going to drop it, I'm going to drop it, I really hope they didn't get me.

[05:46:00] I'm going to get you.

[05:46:01] I'm naked.

[05:46:02] I don't know, I kind of lost this line.

[05:46:07] There's hold is hold.

[05:46:08] Yeah.

[05:46:09] Yeah.

[05:46:23] It's like the sounds are crazy, bro.

[05:46:25] I don't even know what I'm hearing.

[05:46:28] Mirror.

[05:46:30] I might get another kill.

[05:46:39] one guy inside of you, there's a guy inside of you

[05:46:59] oh my god i can get to break, i'm just flanked, i'm just flanked

[05:47:04] there's a guy above, drop down

[05:47:06] Oh, he dropped out to the fucking hatch that I was holding.

[05:47:08] Am I getting sniped, bro? I don't know. I'm just... I'm tweaking.

[05:47:20] Oh, that shit the whole round.

[05:47:23] No, it was the hatch I was holding.

[05:47:26] I'm trying to, like, cut some noise when you're dropping, I guess.

[05:47:36] I can't catch a break, bro. I held the hatch that we made.

[05:47:57] I mean, squishy, squishy. I believe in the guy that goes out.

[05:48:00] You're playing PC Platinum as the person who isn't even ranked technically.

[05:48:05] Yeah bro, but like there's no way to, I don't know.

[05:48:09] I guess because it's 5v5 it's just impossible.

[05:48:11] Yeah you're playing PC Platinum as the person who's literally, like literally never.

[05:48:16] Like I haven't had a fight. I haven't had a fight.

[05:48:19] Yeah.

[05:48:20] You wanna get free kills?

[05:48:22] I just wanna be able to fight someone without like getting killed in the back because I'm dying to you, so.

[05:48:27] How do I do that?

[05:48:29] Honestly, if you don't want to die to random shit, the best thing you can do is sit inside.

[05:48:33] The more you like move around, the more you'll die of stupid shit.

[05:48:37] But like, you're so new, it's like, I feel like you're always going to die of shit and

[05:48:42] just be questioning it.

[05:48:43] Because that's how CG is.

[05:48:44] Yeah.

[05:48:45] That was literally like that happens in fucking CS.

[05:48:47] I was holding the hatch you made because I had a feeling someone, like someone drove

[05:48:50] us, someone knew we were there.

[05:48:51] They were going to come from there.

[05:48:52] And then I held up for 35 seconds.

[05:48:53] I leave and they come down.

[05:48:54] And that.

[05:48:55] Like switch, you're not even supposed to be PC plat for like months like I mean the average

[05:49:01] Well, right what rank is flat like for the highest?

[05:49:05] Because plat then emerald then diamond

[05:49:08] Oh, it's like close. Yeah

[05:49:16] You're not how does it work in this game?

[05:49:25] I need to tie up again what happened.

[05:49:29] It's not like one back two.

[05:49:33] I'm so low key to the bomb.

[05:49:37] I got to do a pack over the note in this season too.

[05:49:41] I'm sitting in a corner and I'm playing off a can.

[05:49:45] If I die,

[05:49:49] I'm going to die.

[05:49:53] If I die, I'm gonna crash out there.

[05:49:56] There's no way I don't get like TV.

[05:49:58] Yo are you crazy?

[05:50:00] This is good, you sound like that.

[05:50:02] No, no, no, I'm not.

[05:50:04] Thanks. You understand. I got spot teeth, I got fucking...

[05:50:07] I got T4'd and then I got timing, 35 seconds timing.

[05:50:12] Reinforced behind me?

[05:50:14] Good, good, good, problem.

[05:50:16] I'm getting bombed around, so this is...

[05:50:18] I mean, of course, this dude.

[05:50:23] That's a huge.

[05:50:28] Alright.

[05:50:33] I need something on the ground.

[05:50:38] He mated my teammate and mated ME!

[05:50:43] I wanna punch this kid in the fucking throat.

[05:50:47] I just want to fight I just want to fight listen I just want to fight you

[05:50:52] time to do that Dix give me your ears bro you want a camera get off you can't

[05:50:55] get off me I got all right all right so yeah I got where I go um you want to fight

[05:51:00] okay are you sure run strange well I want to fight bro all right if you

[05:51:04] look out there's gonna be a wall it's gonna be open that's your fight I mean

[05:51:08] if you want to do it that's your fight yeah of course I want it bro okay

[05:51:11] They're gonna be out here

[05:51:15] You look flicky kid right after behind that that kid's a fucking free

[05:51:22] That the guy

[05:51:26] There's 80 this is a CS habits. I'm always moving like this. Is that bad in this game?

[05:51:29] That's fine. That's fine. You look lucky.

[05:51:31] Ah. Ah. Ah.

[05:51:34] Bro, since you're playing PC class, dude.

[05:51:38] Bro, that shit looks so easy in a POV.

[05:51:40] Wait, this shit is peaking his advantage as fuck.

[05:51:42] Holy shit.

[05:51:43] That's what I'm saying.

[05:51:44] So you just hold off-ing.

[05:51:46] Way to attack.

[05:51:47] You just hold off-ing.

[05:51:48] You gotta just hold off-ing.

[05:51:49] Let me peek into you.

[05:51:50] Like, more.

[05:51:51] No?

[05:51:53] Bro, you're just one kind of just like,

[05:51:56] kinda dies, I'll let you run a pixel.

[05:51:59] Really get out of patient

[05:52:01] One on four remaining

[05:52:03] It looks like our teammates are actually solid

[05:52:05] Bro, his KOV looks so easy to kill me, on my KOV I felt like I had no chance

[05:52:17] That was right

[05:52:23] I wonder if he's gonna play this, he could slay or like fall back and make a plan

[05:52:27] It's gonna swing there because then like if the guy inside you can plan and then like kind of like catmouse with him

[05:52:33] But like if he has a good choke on there, it's pretty good to swing off that

[05:52:38] Why somebody on Zim but not on Zim this PC allowed me so like

[05:52:43] Okay, I see two Xbox players in then eight PC slash PlayStation

[05:52:49] So yeah, and it's probably a lot of PC guys in here

[05:52:52] everybody need you this is probably my last one question but dude I think you should play

[05:53:02] a couple more if I get off I kind of want to tune in well yeah I could like watch with

[05:53:08] like maybe text you all right bro maybe text you some stuff all right but yeah bro like

[05:53:13] fine bro I'll play water I'll play water tomorrow this is seeds bro like you're in

[05:53:17] like it's not it's it's gonna get it's probably I'm playing such I'm gonna get

[05:53:24] three after it gets worse it gets better you've heard I'm saying let's see

[05:53:28] brother if I made a compilation of my bets this game I mean that when I was

[05:53:32] probably my fault because I don't know the game while I said you hold in the

[05:53:34] same hang that long but like the other ones Jesus Christ probably I haven't

[05:53:38] had a chance bro use the thing let me say this this important I have a lot

[05:53:43] Rank matchmaking on PC

[05:53:47] Alright so if I actually know you're right cuz I got on rank we're playing poppers I'm fucking them but

[05:54:07] I'm looking for the staircases on the way up dude

[05:54:13] I'm still trying to find these turkeys, that's fine.

[05:54:14] Yeah, like, I can show you, but it's like, you know,

[05:54:17] you have to like...

[05:54:18] No, no, no, I found it, I found it, I found it, I found it.

[05:54:20] It's just this 20 maps on there.

[05:54:21] You know what I'm telling you?

[05:54:23] Okay, NCS, Jinx, one of the most important things

[05:54:25] is radar, this game not having radar

[05:54:27] actually throws you off so much

[05:54:29] when you're not used to that.

[05:54:30] Like, it makes you feel so lost.

[05:54:31] How did your radar stop getting in the view?

[05:54:33] Like, they have the compass,

[05:54:34] do you use it a lot on the bottom?

[05:54:36] No, they behind me.

[05:54:38] Okay, so, back from this fucking peak,

[05:54:40] now I'm worried about it.

[05:54:41] I kinda forgot to tell the steamer there about the bar.

[05:54:44] Actually, like is that bad?

[05:54:45] Yeah, well no, cause I just know the map's a lot.

[05:54:47] If you don't know the map, it's okay, here we go.

[05:54:52] All right, this is, oh wait, this guy's not, wait, wait, wait.

[05:54:55] This guy's not-

[05:54:56] What does that mean?

[05:54:57] What does that mean, bro?

[05:54:58] This little red thing.

[05:54:59] Whoa, that was a PC champ.

[05:55:01] Wait, what?

[05:55:02] I screwed you, I think you're going against like,

[05:55:04] okay, no wonder you're in hell.

[05:55:07] Bro, switch the down road.

[05:55:07] Dude, what is this team, Hank?

[05:55:10] Wait, what's-

[05:55:10] Oh

[05:55:17] Is it just that one?

[05:55:20] What is one of the door? I can't see

[05:55:29] So this should connect here

[05:55:33] PC champ all right

[05:55:35] He's either PC champ or concept one of the two

[05:55:40] Like what this guy's doing is it better than just

[05:55:48] Where are you at?

[05:55:50] Are you slouching?

[05:55:51] I'm slouching, yeah.

[05:55:52] You better drone this, you really have a drone.

[05:55:56] I already used it, yeah.

[05:55:58] Um, it's probably gonna be late game like if you're feeling it you can hop in.

[05:56:03] You might find somebody in a second.

[05:56:06] They're gonna be on the right side right side of the place.

[05:56:11] Is there no one here? I thought I was throwing something right here.

[05:56:13] Maybe, I mean.

[05:56:15] I can't see.

[05:56:17] What are they dying from?

[05:56:19] Left, left, left, left. That's the champ. That's the champ.

[05:56:21] Laying down.

[05:56:23] Alright. Yo, Jyxee. What the fuck am I supposed to do, man?

[05:56:29] Uh, in that scenario, we can use the support for it.

[05:56:31] If you run it in, it's a free kill.

[05:56:33] Oh my god.

[05:56:35] I

[05:56:44] You told me today I got a camera camera on the stairs and you're like

[05:56:51] Brother, I don't know the sounds man. Yeah, bro. I'm gonna be out of shot

[05:56:54] I think she just like the worst game to be a new player

[05:56:58] that ass

[05:56:59] But like squishy imagine this is demoralizing as fun

[05:57:02] But then in New York, they don't throw me against apparently champ player on PC.

[05:57:05] I think the worst thing you could do is like play in New Salamis.

[05:57:09] I think if you play in New York, you're going to have a lot of problems.

[05:57:12] You know what?

[05:57:13] Though, Jinx is actually equivalent to like you playing the pros and rock league.

[05:57:17] Like, no, no, no, no, not that.

[05:57:21] These guys are like, OK, it's just like, no, no, no, no, I'm not saying that.

[05:57:24] I'm just saying from the perspective of like, you don't get to play the game.

[05:57:27] Like you don't get to actually learn the game because everyone else touched on the ball.

[05:57:29] I'm not saying skill was obviously these guys aren't pros.

[05:57:32] But I'm saying like I'm saying from the perspective of like as a new player

[05:57:35] I don't get to play the game. You know what I mean?

[05:57:38] I know what you mean. Like when you play with like me and Justin at 30, for example,

[05:57:42] you were on the floor the whole time. Like you couldn't. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't.

[05:57:47] You mean, but like a little learning thing like in that scenario, like when he

[05:57:50] throws, as soon as I hear that, I just run into them. Yeah.

[05:57:53] I didn't even know what it was, dude. I didn't even know what he threw to be

[05:57:56] off. What can you throw? What are the throwables in this game?

[05:58:00] All of them. You know? All of them off top of your head.

[05:58:04] There's too many.

[05:58:06] C4s, impact, grenades, flashbangs, proctivity alarms, barbed wire, location cameras.

[05:58:15] Plan accordingly.

[05:58:20] BFBs, briefs and charges.

[05:58:53] Both cameras in focus.

[05:58:56] People are saying that skin has a big cheating problem, is that true?

[05:58:59] Yep.

[05:59:00] On PC.

[05:59:00] Okay, I have every shooter though, and he has two.

[05:59:02] Let's see.

[05:59:07] People above.

[05:59:07] No, not above.

[05:59:10] That's it.

[05:59:12] Alright, where's the staircase?

[05:59:13] I'm not sure.

[05:59:14] Straight to the shop.

[05:59:15] At the bottom.

[05:59:23] Oh

[05:59:37] Yeah

[05:59:48] I'm dead, bro, I got pretty fired

[05:59:53] I think you think so bro. Yeah, yeah

[06:00:03] Yeah, I think I think

[06:00:06] But you're eight and seven where you're not even like fucking

[06:00:10] I

[06:00:11] Mean to be fair. They are like a lot of them are PC's

[06:00:13] So like I'm a PC is PC. Just a big it like huge advantage

[06:00:16] We'll think about it. You have double the frames and you're aiming with your entire arm

[06:00:19] Whereas I have half

[06:00:23] Not to me that guy but our team could win this two of them are low as fuck like two of

[06:00:30] them are low.

[06:00:31] I think you play one more I think you play one more by yourself and don't get like

[06:00:41] it.

[06:00:42] In hell lobby.

[06:00:43] All right.

[06:00:44] Cause you play one more.

[06:00:45] I see it.

[06:00:46] I got it.

[06:00:47] Was this account wait is this account like you low fuck though or no?

[06:00:52] like you look like that oh no you're gonna be playing like was it because your

[06:00:57] account yes just cuz you're gonna play against silvers and bronzes you're gonna

[06:01:01] have fun all right Chris I'm gonna hop off dude hi bro I was fun Jinx was fun

[06:01:05] bro I know if you want to do the Ron will be one thing yeah bro I'll let you

[06:01:09] know also mark 7th I'll get to him in the draft for one of the captains alright

[06:01:14] oh yeah for sure for sure all right I'm gonna go right squishy guys I'm gonna

[06:01:19] pop off W stream chat. I don't know, bro.

[06:01:23] Banger fucking streams, boys. Banger fucking streams. March 3rd.

[06:01:27] We got a fucking cinema fucking stream.

[06:01:32] That's going to be the new season of rainbow six stage.

[06:01:36] I still kind of want to rock the tournament and I still got a grind in

[06:01:38] diamonds, but yeah. Oh, so chat.

[06:01:45] March 3rd, new season of siege. March 5th.

[06:01:49] Jinxie versus KSI FIFA 1v1 many minutes are told me directly to my face if I beat KSI in FIFA

[06:01:56] I

[06:01:57] Get invited to sign my cherry that I have to win it. I'm gonna be grinding people this week

[06:02:02] grinding fucking R6 grinding fucking Rock of the

[06:02:05] Sunday March 8th. We got the 3v3 student over to the channel. Love y'all go raid

[06:02:11] Scritchy go raid scritchy guys another long peak stream. I love y'all boys, bro. Go raid squishy

[06:02:19] I'll see y'all guys tomorrow, man. Love y'all bro, right?