[424/730] ❌ ALMOST CHAMPION -> Toxic 1v1s RETURN -> ROCKET LEAGUE BABY ❌

Jynxzi

02-28-2026 · 5h 35m

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[00:00:00] Thanks, man. Thanks, man. Thanks, man. Thanks, man.

[00:00:02] Okay, I really do what I'm makin' a day.

[00:00:05] We ain't makin' a life.

[00:00:07] It's just guys that I'm big.

[00:00:09] Who trust in a name?

[00:00:10] You keep rubbin' all over my face.

[00:00:12] Maybe feel like you're tight.

[00:00:14] I guess that we on the same page.

[00:00:16] Is that how you say it?

[00:00:18] What I'm makin' a day?

[00:00:20] What I'm makin' a life?

[00:00:22] It's just guys that I'm big.

[00:00:24] Who trust in a name?

[00:00:25] You keep rubbin' all over my face.

[00:00:27] Maybe feel like you're tight.

[00:00:29] and the stream you're late so wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

[00:00:55] We are not even one minute into the stream and you said to end the stream

[00:01:03] You said to end the fucking stream, are you fucking dead fuck it ass

[00:01:10] I'm not even a minute into the stream and the stream brother shut the hell up

[00:01:17] Legitimately I agree blebbs appreciate the five gifted blebbs blebbs put it in my

[00:01:25] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:01:28] Check out that filter. Boom.

[00:01:29] Chow to scale to 1 to 10 hours you're day going.

[00:01:33] Chat has to get to talk about a title.

[00:01:36] Toxic 1v1s will be returning, man.

[00:01:40] It feels absolutely insane to say that, bro.

[00:01:43] I don't know, man, part of me feels like CG's a little bit back, but yeah, bro, chat.

[00:01:48] Tonight at around 7pm EST, we may or may not, probably may, definitely may, will have Richie

[00:01:59] vs. Quirtle.

[00:02:00] Chad, Richie vs. Quirtle, the one year rematch due.

[00:02:04] 6pm, we got a Rock and League tournament.

[00:02:07] I'm one win away from champion.

[00:02:10] In Rainbow Six Siege, all Dolo, Troll, Lowe, Solo, Q.

[00:02:13] Chad, but I also did hear Fall Guys got an update.

[00:02:18] Should we rip some fall guys? Let's get a yes or a no in the chat.

[00:02:20] Don't keep it the five gifts. Don't keep it the five gifts.

[00:02:23] Jixi, wait a minute. What did you just type? What the fuck did you just type? What the

[00:02:31] fuck did you just type? Where's he at? Exclamation mark, speed up stream. Shut the fuck up!

[00:02:41] Cinema. Yeah, today's station is going to be cinema. Chat.

[00:02:47] turn of toxic one-by-ones. I never thought I'd see today chat my old man like

[00:02:53] this old messy jersey is absolutely cut brown this is messy last World Cup jersey

[00:02:58] chat by the way I did some training footage in football today I'm opposed to

[00:03:04] it probably tomorrow I did some training footage because y'all always

[00:03:08] say cap cap cap cap cap no I did training but jump to that

[00:03:15] awards I mean I'm not gonna watch the entire awards show but if I win an

[00:03:20] award let me know guys let me know Devon they're gonna cheer one Devon Devon put

[00:03:25] it in my ass Jack should we return to fall guys today Jack

[00:03:31] word through the grapevine told me a little birdie told me fall guys got an

[00:03:36] update a little frickin birdie told me did you ever make it back to Byron Bay

[00:03:43] the day you told me to quit drinking and thinking that I was gonna die before 30

[00:03:50] your mom was so worried about all those kids in the house tear picture

[00:03:55] French town our fathers were never around when we were younger child I'm gonna

[00:04:00] give y'all a pull we are gonna do one of three things before we get it on

[00:04:06] rainbow six siege now check rocket league is gonna be later but I am gonna

[00:04:11] to do a rocketly tournament at six now. So here's the plan for today. Run a poll. Should

[00:04:18] we do fall guys, FIFA or Jam Trudash? Run a fucking poll. Apparently, fall guys got

[00:04:25] it up there. Do you have to do fall guys? If we get on FIFA, we're gonna do a little

[00:04:29] pack opening and then we'll probably play a game. I think there's new packs in FIFA

[00:04:32] so that could be sitting them up. Fall guys, FIFA or Jam Trudash? PLEASE!

[00:04:37] I

[00:04:47] Now chat bar so what do you mean bar so what do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?

[00:04:57] That's what I'm talking about

[00:04:59] That is a a a a a that is exactly what the fuck I want to see today

[00:05:04] Okay, Chad didn't even catch this game, Barca won 4-1 over Villarreal, now that bro, oh my

[00:05:14] god they're ahead of Atlético, Chad look at Madrid bro, number two again, number two

[00:05:21] again, Chad look at Madrid bro, absolute fucking fraud, fucking banter, fucking club, bro

[00:05:27] Real Madrid is probably the only club in the world to spend two billion dollars

[00:05:31] on their on their fucking lineup and they can't win La Liga because Barca owns them, dude.

[00:05:37] Jack, let's talk shit. No, no, let's talk shit. Let's talk some shit. No, no, let's talk some shit.

[00:05:46] Madrid. Let's ask Bernard. You know what? Let me ask Bernard because Bernard,

[00:05:50] Bernard knows everything. Bernard literally knows everything, bro.

[00:05:55] Hey, Bernard, quick question. How much money did Real Madrid spend on their lineup?

[00:06:01] Bernard, are you drunk?

[00:06:06] Chad, Bernard, quick question, how much did Real Madrid spend on their lineup?

[00:06:13] How much money?

[00:06:14] Wait for Bernard.

[00:06:25] Real Madrid's squad for the 2025-26 season is estimated to have a total market value of

[00:06:36] around 1.35 to 1.37 billion euros. This value reflects the combined estimated worth of their

[00:06:44] first team players. So they spent 1.3 billion dollars and they can't win La Liga. Bernard,

[00:06:52] That is what we call a banter club buddy. That is what we call it a banter club.

[00:06:58] That's exactly the spirit. You've got all that flair and if they don't bring home the trophy with

[00:07:03] a billion plus what they deserve a little roasting. Thank you Bernard. Bernard which club

[00:07:12] Bernard which club owns Madrid? You should know this Bernard. Who owns Madrid? Bernard.

[00:07:16] No, Bernard. No, no, no, Bernard. The correct answer is the media man!

[00:07:33] Whoa. Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, Bernard. High-fives, re-pin that? Bernard. Bernard, shut

[00:07:45] Shut the fuck up for five seconds!

[00:07:48] Shut the fuck up!

[00:07:50] Thank you, shut up.

[00:07:53] Hi, guys.

[00:07:53] Bernard, when I say shut up, shut up.

[00:07:57] Loud and clear.

[00:07:58] When you say shut up, I'll zip it.

[00:08:00] Just let me know when you're ready for me to jump back in.

[00:08:02] Bernard, Toby Gizzle from the Sidemen

[00:08:06] said ask Bernard if Jinx will make it

[00:08:08] into the charity match.

[00:08:10] Bernard, what do you think?

[00:08:13] Honestly, that would be a blast.

[00:08:15] If you're grinding toward it and they need a bit of Jinxie Blair, who knows?

[00:08:19] I'd say never count yourself out.

[00:08:21] If you get the invite, I'm back in you to go all in.

[00:08:24] Bernard, if I do get into the match, do you think I'll score?

[00:08:29] Oh, I'm calling it right now.

[00:08:31] You're absolutely scoring.

[00:08:33] I mean, with all that competitive drive you bring to siege and clash,

[00:08:36] a charity match goal is practically destiny.

[00:08:40] Bernard, how big do you roughly think Jinxie's penis is when erect?

[00:08:45] roughly

[00:08:58] Jack today was a beautiful day for football

[00:09:01] Let's talk about it, bro. Today was a beautiful day for football

[00:09:05] Um, let's start out. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it

[00:09:08] Let's talk about today guys. Can we talk about today?

[00:09:10] Liverpool, beach West Ham, 5-2. Oh, but I thought Liverpool was sliding. Oh, oh, I thought I thought

[00:09:18] Liverpool was sliding brother. If you haven't watched the last month of football, let me

[00:09:24] clue you in, bro. Liverpool is getting their chemistry together. I told you guys at the

[00:09:29] starting season when all you guys were ripping into Liverpool, bro, Liverpool has so much

[00:09:33] young talent. It's going to take time for the chemistry to match. Now we can see

[00:09:38] The chemistry on Liverpool is clearly messy.

[00:09:42] Like, bro, everybody wants to jump on Liverpool.

[00:09:45] Oh, Liverpool, you're not at the top of the table.

[00:09:47] Because you know why?

[00:09:49] Because Liverpool's expectations is so much higher

[00:09:51] than any other club in the prem right now.

[00:09:54] Besides, like, maybe man's heavy, right?

[00:09:56] Nobody expects United to do shit.

[00:09:58] Nobody expects Arsenal to do shit

[00:10:00] other than bottom of the league.

[00:10:02] The only thing you can count on Arsenal to move

[00:10:04] is bottom of the league.

[00:10:05] So when you look at Liverpool,

[00:10:06] We look at a world-class football club and they're and they're finally got in first now

[00:10:11] You got a dog on Liverpool bro. Liverpool has young talent. It's gonna be chemistry guys

[00:10:15] They got to get the chemistry going right but now the chemistry is going now the chemistry is going bro

[00:10:21] This is what I'm talking about and if Liverpool doesn't win the Prem this year

[00:10:24] Which they're probably not gonna win the Prem this year

[00:10:27] Guess what bro next year they're gonna win the Prem and then the year after that and then the year after

[00:10:31] That and then the year after that and then the year after that we're doing was the best club in England dude now

[00:10:35] Now, reason number two why today is a beautiful day for football, Barcelona, I mean, just doing

[00:10:41] Barcelona things.

[00:10:42] Madrid, Barcelona does not need to spend $1.4 billion to win La Liga.

[00:10:47] Y'all spent $1.4 billion and you can't even win the fucking week.

[00:10:51] You want to know why, Madrid?

[00:10:54] Because you can't buy chemistry, dude.

[00:10:57] You can't buy chemistry, bro.

[00:10:58] You can buy in Bapá, you can buy Vinicius Jr., you can buy Jude Bellingham, but

[00:11:03] you can't buy the chemistry, dude.

[00:11:05] Madrid is a fucking banter club. I'm gonna be honest you give any club 1.3 billion dollars

[00:11:10] They're gonna be good. Madrid is a banter club. They can't even win the league

[00:11:17] So yeah, this is what I'm saying

[00:11:20] Today's a great day for football. Today's a great day

[00:11:24] Today's a great day for football guys

[00:11:26] Today is a great day for football Liverpool wins and Barça wins today is a great day for football guys

[00:11:32] today is a great day for football. Let me in your ball hat trick. Bro, I wish I could

[00:11:39] watch it, but I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get um, I'm gonna get um, I'm gonna get copyright

[00:11:46] dude. I literally got a copyright strike. Let me show you, wait, let me show you.

[00:11:51] I'm going to my home.

[00:11:57] Bro chat with us and watch football and we got copyright strike.

[00:12:02] Ladies and gentlemen, apparently, Fall Guys got an update, everybody locked in!

[00:12:09] Apparently Fall Guys got an update.

[00:12:12] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[00:12:15] Chat, if you stream snip, it results into the permanent ban.

[00:12:19] Point blank period.

[00:12:20] If you stream stuff results in a permanent ban.

[00:12:25] Let me zoom in my camera.

[00:12:27] Let me zoom in my camera, chat.

[00:12:29] Let me zoom in my camera.

[00:12:31] Chat, let me zoom in my camera.

[00:12:35] Ladies and gentlemen, fall guys,

[00:12:37] got a update, let's check it out.

[00:12:42] Chat, as soon as I get grabbed,

[00:12:44] I'm shutting off Maxbox.

[00:12:46] As soon as I get grabbed, I'm shutting off Maxbox, y'all.

[00:12:50] As soon as I get grabbed I'm setting up my Xbox

[00:12:56] You feel what I'm saying?

[00:13:00] As soon as I get grabbed I'm setting up my Xbox

[00:13:04] Nobody fucking grab please

[00:13:07] If you're gonna grab me at least grab my top

[00:13:11] All right guys, let's go walk in imagine I win my first fall guys game back in months holy aura

[00:13:17] Where's my game show?

[00:13:19] There we go

[00:13:21] Dad I remember the exact route. I remember the exact route. This needs that

[00:13:26] fuck

[00:13:27] That's the route though. That's the route. That's the route walking

[00:13:31] This is the route. This is the route. This is the route. Oh

[00:13:33] My god, I'm actually selling

[00:13:36] Okay, I'm watch. I'm watch. I'm watch. I'm watch. I'm watch. I'm watch. I'm watch

[00:13:40] Okay, okay. Here we go. Here we go

[00:13:44] One

[00:13:46] No, I'm playing like shit. I'm playing like shit. I'm not gonna qualify. I'm not gonna qualify

[00:13:54] I'm not gonna qualify my life is meaningless jump jump jump jump jump

[00:14:02] jump

[00:14:03] jump

[00:14:04] jump

[00:14:05] jump

[00:14:06] jump

[00:14:07] jump

[00:14:08] jump

[00:14:10] Fuck I got blown

[00:14:12] Pulse

[00:14:14] Jeff, 25% more percent, 25% more percent, 25% more percent.

[00:14:22] Yes, yes, yes!

[00:14:25] There we go, buddy, buddy!

[00:14:30] There we go!

[00:14:32] Good start, guys, good start, ladies and gentlemen.

[00:14:38] Jebber in the top 21.

[00:14:40] Wait, TTS, TTS?

[00:14:41] TTS

[00:14:43] High-vives put on TTS fine chat listen bro

[00:14:48] I'm going to turn off TTS

[00:14:52] Right when we get on siege so listen to fuck up bro. I'm only gonna

[00:14:58] I'm only gonna have TTS on for the fall guys

[00:15:02] Chatter them only good at TTS offer the ball guys. Don't fuck around. Don't yank my dick. All right

[00:15:11] I have a son of TTS, I have a son of TTS, son of TTS, I have a son of TTS, son of TTS.

[00:15:24] I have a son of TTS, chat we're gonna have TTS on until I get on stage, okay?

[00:15:32] We're gonna have TTS on until I get on stage, all right?

[00:15:37] Chad, it should be out of second.

[00:15:40] If Hivise is here, hold on.

[00:15:45] Lock in.

[00:15:46] Let's go.

[00:15:47] TDS should be out of second.

[00:15:48] Hivise cheered 200 bits, testing.

[00:15:51] All right, Chad, there it is.

[00:15:54] Great Panera.

[00:15:56] Great Panera.

[00:15:58] Great Panera.

[00:16:00] Great Panera.

[00:16:02] Great Panera.

[00:16:04] Great Panera.

[00:16:06] Don't fling me. Don't fucking fling me, dawg.

[00:16:17] Dogman cheered 200 bits, sub-jinks to see its dogman again. How's her day going now?

[00:16:23] Banano, watermelon, apple. Banano, watermelon, apple. Banano, watermelon, apple.

[00:16:35] Apple Apple Apple Apple stop grabbing me motherfucker

[00:16:46] Grape watermelon cherry or it hold up. Oh my god

[00:16:51] Grape banana by which cheer it's great banana orange. It's great banana orange person in suit levitating in a morning

[00:16:58] Person in suit levitating emoji great person in suit levitating emoji

[00:17:02] I don't know what's serious. I don't know what's serious.

[00:17:04] I don't know what's serious.

[00:17:05] Person in suit levitating emoji.

[00:17:07] Person in suit levitating emoji.

[00:17:09] Person in suit levitating.

[00:17:11] Why would ten people stand on that block?

[00:17:13] Why would ten idiots stand on that block?

[00:17:16] Oh my god!

[00:17:20] That has got to be the most jinxy way to die.

[00:17:23] I counted out four of the fruits, the one that didn't count out of the one I had to go to,

[00:17:27] and then there was nine people on the wrong block.

[00:17:30] That's gotta be a FUCKING JOKE!

[00:17:33] Sloppy dick of a prime.

[00:17:35] Jinxie spread your ass and started to laugh.

[00:17:37] Kelanito cheered 200 bits.

[00:17:39] Kelanito here.

[00:17:41] You look like a cue ball on stilts.

[00:17:43] Directing love and positivity away from you.

[00:17:46] Kelanito out.

[00:17:48] Directing love and positivity away from me?

[00:17:52] Brother, are you dead ass serious, bro?

[00:17:56] Directing love and positivity away from me?

[00:17:59] are you dead ass? Get in there. Get in there, get in there. Go, go, go. Go! Go! Go!

[00:18:13] Gorda Bands cheered 200 bits. Every night I dream about touching the tight little starfish.

[00:18:19] Fried shrimp emoji. Fried shrimp emoji. You're disgusting. You legitimately disgust

[00:18:27] You legitimately disgust me, bro. Chad, where's the new update? I don't see it in all these maps look the same, y'all.

[00:18:37] Teddy's map looked the same, y'all.

[00:18:42] Where am I?

[00:18:45] My first-

[00:18:49] I'm in first!

[00:18:51] I'm in first!

[00:18:52] I'm in first! I'm in first!

[00:18:57] Wait, I'm going backwards?

[00:19:04] What?

[00:19:08] Say you swear to God!

[00:19:12] How do I...

[00:19:13] I don't understand.

[00:19:14] It's time she had 200 bits.

[00:19:16] Junka, what's her favorite snack?

[00:19:18] Love from San Francisco.

[00:19:21] What?

[00:19:23] What the fuck is that?

[00:19:25] What the fuck is that?

[00:19:33] This game is torture, this game is suffering, this game is torture.

[00:19:37] Wait there's still two spots left, there's still two spots.

[00:19:41] Sitzxel's cheered 200 bits, Junco I just want to finish on your face so bad please

[00:19:47] can you just keep talking him so close.

[00:19:54] I'm so confused, I'm so confused, is that a new update?

[00:20:01] I'm so confused, no that's a new, that's a new update.

[00:20:09] Alikehandle's cheered 200 bits, please restock your merch honey you are looking very

[00:20:15] breathable today love from Florida.

[00:20:19] Chad it never did die I swear to God you never had to die Chad I swear to God you never had

[00:20:29] to die on that brother what I think I got a glitch I'm not even kidding bro you never

[00:20:36] had to die by swear and maybe it'd be cheered 200 bits hey junkie I goon to your voice

[00:20:42] five times today. I'm on my sixth time now. Ignore that. Ignore that. Shadow, think of

[00:20:56] it a prank. Shadow, put it in my ass. W Shadow. Look, bro, we gotta at least get, get, get

[00:21:05] far. Excuse me a second.

[00:21:06] Scruff cheered

[00:21:09] Hey Nick, it's your marine body duff love you bro. Thanks for the laughs love from Bradenton

[00:21:14] Love you duff shout out duff bro shout out

[00:21:19] Hey sperm head

[00:21:23] JC please play apex like it's so peak at the moment

[00:21:26] That is probably a game. I want to try

[00:21:30] Right play apex on the beta like in when I was in high school, but I didn't remember how the game

[00:21:34] Olyjuks underscore cheered 200 bits, yo Spunko, just wanna say I love the streams keep on going fratty, Oly out one.

[00:21:47] Yeah I wanna try Apex, do I try Apex some day?

[00:21:56] Bro it's kinda like Battle Rail, right?

[00:22:00] FUCK!

[00:22:00] I don't know what Uncle Rainel did!

[00:22:07] Shut the hell up!

[00:22:12] Bap Bap Bidad Bap Bidad!

[00:22:18] Stop grating me you fucker!

[00:22:24] Not beat up. Stop grabbing me you fucking loser! Yo, he grabbed.

[00:22:34] Let's get a sucker pussy.

[00:22:35] Cadence cheered 200 bits. Let me lick the dookie butter in between your cheeks.

[00:22:40] No! No! No!

[00:22:45] That is repulsive! What is wrong with your fucking brain?

[00:22:49] Dookie button. What the hell is that? You're disgusting, bro. That ass

[00:23:00] It's just Maggie

[00:23:03] 214 cheer to 200 bits. Hey, Jinky winky stinky. You're the goat at Siege love for Michigan

[00:23:10] Thank you

[00:23:11] Play apex, please

[00:23:13] Bro, maybe this week. I got a download again, too. I

[00:23:16] I always wanted to like, try to get into that game.

[00:23:19] It kind of reminds me of seeds a little bit, I would like to shoot it, but bro, does all the shields and shit suck?

[00:23:25] Practice fever chat, I've been practicing off-screen.

[00:23:31] Fact 2547 cheered 200 bits, you jinxed see when are we going on that date you promised me?

[00:23:38] BTW sending hate from the corners of your green screen.

[00:23:42] Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa you're not allowed to send a hate from there first

[00:23:47] off that's my fucking roof. Second NO!

[00:23:56] Coconut apples. No is that apples or dragon fruit?

[00:24:02] Jet Oak, Cundis Court cheered. One coconut, two dragon fruit. Just want to say you have a nice

[00:24:07] sale engine go one coconut two dragon fruit dragon dragon dragon fruit

[00:24:25] two pack whoa two pair two pair spicy bean seven hundred two coconut one

[00:24:32] 200 bits hi dad. Thank you for teaching me how to goon

[00:24:39] Three pair two coconut one great

[00:24:42] Three pair two coconut one great

[00:24:45] Three pair two coconut one great great great great great great great

[00:24:50] Stop dude stop

[00:24:55] Please stop please stop

[00:24:58] Stop

[00:25:00] On Sheared 200 Bits, K-jinx just wanted to know if you would ever play horror games again.

[00:25:37] Yo, that I was not expecting that.

[00:25:39] They actually hit me with a little bit of a curveball there.

[00:25:42] Bro, I'm getting grabbed like it's insane!

[00:25:45] Please fucking stop!

[00:25:48] Fuck!

[00:25:52] Oh my god, I hate this one.

[00:25:54] I hate this one.

[00:25:59] Chad, the thing is bro, on this one if you fall you die because of slimes.

[00:26:03] You cannot fall.

[00:26:04] It's almost better to go slow in this one I think I think it's better to go slow

[00:26:09] Because remember you're not out running the players you're out running to slime and the slime goes slow

[00:26:13] So that's important to know it's not like

[00:26:17] Lock it. It's not about out running. Keep Kalkaro Yami cheered 200 bits. Can I open a gun your head?

[00:26:24] No

[00:26:25] No, I

[00:26:28] Would have actually like retired

[00:26:30] if I would have died like that fist me fist me fist me fist me up now fist me up

[00:26:39] now okay fist me right now fist me and that's just a 200 bits how come you are

[00:26:48] always almost champion are you sure not just diamond

[00:26:52] It's just because I got fucking grabbed!

[00:26:55] Turn the TTS off!

[00:26:59] I only went down there because I got grabbed.

[00:27:01] Yo bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.

[00:27:03] If you grab somebody in Fall Guys, somebody should grab your wiener in GTA as long as

[00:27:09] the Rating Plus and obviously consent to it.

[00:27:13] Bro chat, it's just a grabber.

[00:27:15] It's just a grabber.

[00:27:16] I just get grabbed, dude.

[00:27:18] It's just, I just get grabbed, bro.

[00:27:20] I just get grabbed.

[00:27:21] That it should be so dumb, that it should be so dumb.

[00:27:27] High-fives, if you don't get that goddamn sperm head off the screen, I swear to God, this is your last day at this company.

[00:27:39] Ladies and gentlemen,

[00:27:44] I need everybody in this chat

[00:27:46] to start stroking your wiener at a medium pace.

[00:27:51] I am 12 MMR away from champion.

[00:27:56] In other words, I just need to win one game in order to be champion.

[00:28:04] I just need to win one game and I'll be champion.

[00:28:11] Ladies and gentlemen, if you're horny type of H,

[00:28:15] if you're happy type of one, if you're sad type of three,

[00:28:19] if you're confused by the question type of four.

[00:28:22] Ladies and gentlemen, all I have to do

[00:28:28] is win this game of Rainbow Six Siege

[00:28:32] and Road to Champion solo queue only is over.

[00:28:36] All I have to do is win this game and I'm champion.

[00:28:44] Everybody lock in.

[00:28:46] If I get Q-Sneaked, I'm going to put a thumb up my ass.

[00:28:49] Bro, if I load into the game and I see five champs on the other team, I'm going to put

[00:28:53] a thumb up my ass.

[00:28:55] Chat, all I have to do is win this game of Siege and I will be champion.

[00:29:02] Ladies and gentlemen, type of I was here in the chat.

[00:29:06] Right the fuck now!

[00:29:09] If I win this game, we would have successfully

[00:29:12] soloqueued to champion, all soloqueued,

[00:29:16] no five stacking, no four stacking.

[00:29:20] Oh my God, we got a match of 30 seconds.

[00:29:21] That's a bad sign.

[00:29:24] I swear to God, there's five champs on the other team.

[00:29:27] I'm gonna literally have a mental breakdown.

[00:29:32] So this is interesting. This is interesting to look at. I don't know if I've ever seen

[00:29:47] a team like this in my life. There's two top 100 champs, two plaques and a diamond three.

[00:29:56] I'm guessing they're duo queuing because it's the end of the season. Look this is

[00:29:59] This is it, the moment of truth.

[00:30:11] if you'd like to.

[00:30:26] This is it.

[00:30:27] The moment of truth.

[00:30:41] Ladies and gentlemen, if we win this game, we will be champion.

[00:30:54] If we win this game, we will be champion.

[00:30:57] This will mark the end of solo queue to champion.

[00:31:02] This has been one of the most difficult and excruciating challenges.

[00:31:07] Wait, I think my team's canceling.

[00:31:10] This is good.

[00:31:11] Chatting my team cancels.

[00:31:13] Maybe we could hide the Q and try to not get sniped.

[00:31:17] I think we're canceling.

[00:31:19] So wait, maybe this isn't the champ game.

[00:31:21] Maybe we got a Q and another one.

[00:31:24] Yo, your teammate left?

[00:31:29] I know.

[00:31:30] Protect the boss.

[00:31:32] I think my teammate left because he doesn't want to play against these guys on the

[00:31:36] other team.

[00:31:37] I-I think he left.

[00:31:42] Copper, copper? What do you mean copper?

[00:31:45] Copper.

[00:31:52] You're right. Wait a goddamn second.

[00:31:55] Why the fuck is there a copper one on 19?

[00:31:59] I'm playing against two copper and a chips.

[00:32:03] Why the fuck is there a copper?

[00:32:07] Five seconds to insertion.

[00:32:14] Please can't go long.

[00:32:17] He joined back. Oh no, we're so coked.

[00:32:22] He joined back. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, this is the champ game.

[00:32:26] We have to win. There's no other option.

[00:32:29] This is the champ game. Everybody lock in.

[00:32:37] Good start. Even out the numbers really quick.

[00:32:47] If we win this game, we're set.

[00:33:02] Alright boys, it looks like we're not heading champion tonight. Let's get it on Rocket League.

[00:33:06] Looks like we're not having champion today.

[00:33:08] Let's get it on Rocket League.

[00:33:10] I'm pretty sure the guys on the other team are you know trapping.

[00:33:15] It all would make sense then.

[00:33:17] All right boys, I'm gonna fix my delay.

[00:33:19] When I get back, I'm gonna fix my delay.

[00:33:21] Um, let's get on Rocket League.

[00:33:24] I'm not doing that today.

[00:33:26] Boys, we're gonna try to get champion tomorrow.

[00:33:28] We're gonna try to get tomorrow guys.

[00:33:30] Now wait a minute turn the minute at seven

[00:33:55] All right guys we should be back we should be back

[00:34:00] We should be back, we should be back, we should be back, we should be back, we should be back.

[00:34:10] Do 1v1s done, yes, let me call, let me call Squirtle, I'm going to call Squirtle and Richie

[00:34:19] and see if they 1v1 like now, well because I'm going to 1v1 Squirtle first, let me

[00:34:26] We see how it up, how it up, how it up, how it up, how it up.

[00:34:31] What happened to Siege?

[00:34:33] I was one off champ, got the opening kill

[00:34:35] in the first round of the game,

[00:34:36] and then got C4 killed by my teammates.

[00:34:38] So I just turned off, I turned off Siege.

[00:34:41] I'm not playing right if my teammates are gonna team kill.

[00:34:43] I'll play tomorrow.

[00:34:45] I'll try to tomorrow.

[00:34:45] It's not possible to win when you're gonna team kill.

[00:34:50] Squirtle!

[00:34:54] Squirtle, Squirtmeister.

[00:34:56] Squirtle, can you hear me?

[00:35:01] Chat, my phone's not ringing.

[00:35:06] I'm the one making the call.

[00:35:09] Bro called him on snap bro.

[00:35:10] You think I would give Squirtle my fucking phone number?

[00:35:12] Bro, you think I would give Squirtle my fucking phone number?

[00:35:15] Oh hey Squirtle, how's it going?

[00:35:17] Love you bro.

[00:35:19] Uh, Squirtle?

[00:35:22] Squirtle, I can't hear anything you're saying.

[00:35:26] Bara! Squirtle? I can't speak. Huh? My phone broke.

[00:35:37] Let me call Richie, buy him a new phone, let me call Richie, let me call Richie, you know,

[00:36:05] Riccardo

[00:36:09] First time bro, it's amazing to hear your voice again, dude

[00:36:14] So Richardson here's the thing bro, here's the thing I'm gonna get on rocketing at seven

[00:36:20] Because there's a two-meat your tournament. So do you want to won't be one squirt like a little bit earlier?

[00:36:25] I'm already screaming

[00:36:30] I think he's ready to play right now, but I'm gonna

[00:36:35] No, no, no. Now right now, like I think he's ready to play right now, but I'm gonna 1v1 him right now and then

[00:36:42] If I lose then I'm gonna have him play you which I probably will lose because I never beat Squirtle in 1v1s

[00:36:51] Would you be able to play Squirtle in like 30 minutes?

[00:37:02] Okay, perfect, okay

[00:37:04] Bat, 30-40? I'll see you, bro.

[00:37:07] Bat.

[00:37:09] I want to get on the siege first and then Rocket League.

[00:37:12] Alright, wait, let me invite Squirtle.

[00:37:14] I'm just not playing ranked, I'm going to get Team Kill.

[00:37:16] I'd rather just shove a controller on my ass.

[00:37:20] I love it. I'm one-off champ.

[00:37:22] I get my teammate leaves.

[00:37:25] I have a copper on my team also for some reason.

[00:37:27] So I'm one-off champ.

[00:37:29] There's two top 100 champs on the other team.

[00:37:31] I have a copper on my team.

[00:37:33] leaves I get a C4 killed in 10 seconds and make it a 4v4 and then my teammate C4's me and himself

[00:37:39] so today's not the day I guess tomorrow.

[00:37:43] All right let me get back to Squirtle. Jack here is what we're going to do!

[00:37:46] I am going to 1v1 Squirtle. If Squirtle beats me he is going to play against Richie.

[00:37:53] Do we understand? Now I'm probably going to lose this kid is like 12 and he's cracked.

[00:37:58] I don't know what to say. This kid is literally like 12 bro.

[00:38:03] But I'll try my absolute best to win.

[00:38:07] I'll try- wait, Squirtle, do I have to add it?

[00:38:11] Abandoned penalty. Reconnect to rank match?

[00:38:15] No, I'm good off that, bro.

[00:38:20] I think there's, you know, trapping, to be honest.

[00:38:23] Squirtle, what is your Xbox name?

[00:38:25] It says I don't have you added it to something.

[00:38:27] That's not you.

[00:38:29] Squirtle, what?

[00:38:33] That sounds like something I would probably do.

[00:38:40] Pardon me about it.

[00:38:43] Let me about it.

[00:38:46] This is going to be said about run predictions.

[00:38:51] I guess that doesn't matter.

[00:38:57] about. Run predictions. I guess I got it. I'm mad. Squirtle join, join, join, join. Squirtle

[00:39:11] join, join, join, join. I'm gonna humble this motherfucker. Fuck it today! I'm gonna beat

[00:39:19] this motherfucker. Squirtle, where are you, oh my Christ! Can you turn the game volume down?

[00:39:30] I'm trying to sleep. Shut the fuck up! Resetting Xbox didn't get the notification. So Squirtle,

[00:39:43] in a two minute time span, your phone broke and your Xbox broke.

[00:39:47] KB, thank you for the private.

[00:39:53] Wrap, thinkin' about it.

[00:39:55] Boxing in the bottom.

[00:39:57] Jinxy, you're so loud, but I love your bald head.

[00:39:59] I see the eyebrows growing.

[00:40:01] Wait, you see the eyebrows?

[00:40:13] You just won't be one Richie, Squirtle, I'm gonna be one Abbot, okay?

[00:40:30] Squirtle, you won't be one Richie, okay?

[00:40:32] I'm gonna be one Abbot, I'm gonna be one Abbot forever.

[00:40:35] Squirtle, you're gonna be one Richie, I'm gonna send you a video, Squirtle.

[00:40:42] Hey, Squirtle, how's it going, dude?

[00:40:44] I'm gonna 1v1 Avid, and then after,

[00:40:47] you're gonna 1v1 Richie, because Richie's not

[00:40:49] even ready right now, and I think your Xbox

[00:40:52] is like completely destroyed.

[00:40:54] So Squirtle joined in 30 minutes, but I guess Richie.

[00:40:59] Oh, his Xbox actually ain't broken.

[00:41:02] Squirtle, Squirtle, listen.

[00:41:04] I'm gonna 1v1 Avid, and then you're gonna 1v1 Richie.

[00:41:09] This is gonna be said about. This is gonna be said about.

[00:41:15] Evan's in the ranked game? Nah, but he's asking the player.

[00:41:19] He said, fuck me right. I wish I could 1v1.

[00:41:24] Lane, I wanted 1v1. 1v1 now. I wanted 1v1.

[00:41:30] Wait, am I getting like trod?

[00:41:32] AVEN! WHY WOULD YOU SAY FUCK ME RIGHT?!

[00:41:39] IT'S A NACCHA NACCHA!

[00:41:40] Wait, it's probably my xbox.

[00:41:42] What are we saying?

[00:41:43] Yo AVEN!

[00:41:44] Yo! Yo AVEN! AVEN!

[00:41:51] Mike.

[00:41:53] What is happening for that?

[00:41:58] Legitimately what is happening?

[00:42:04] Out of the negative auto check this gonna be set on a day

[00:42:08] Jai run predictions jinx diverse avid invent after that sport over stretchy

[00:42:17] Hold up so squirtle's phone is broken his Xbox is broken now avid's Mike isn't it what's next is high-rise gonna burn my house down

[00:42:25] There's a new jammer in your room know there isn't no there isn't

[00:42:32] Jinxy curse

[00:42:35] Wait, I might need to add a delay dude. I'm not getting snipe. I'm not gonna snipe buddy. No, I'm gonna literally lock the fuck in I

[00:42:44] Might do that. Are you doing the stream with Marlon the lock-in stream?

[00:42:51] Yeah, bro, I told Marlon we just got a post code it six months

[00:42:55] So I get my hair in my round 16 doesn't work.

[00:42:59] Yo, Avid! I hear you now!

[00:43:02] Are you here, man?

[00:43:03] Yo, bro, you ready to get that, uh, ready to get that ass?

[00:43:07] Oh, yeah, I'm working.

[00:43:08] Hold on, I gotta fix it.

[00:43:09] Wait, wait, wait, take it down, take it down.

[00:43:11] Oh, it's yours.

[00:43:12] I know, that's good, it's good.

[00:43:13] So, uh, what makes you one-to-one be one, bro?

[00:43:17] Uh, we have won one a long time, and last time we played, I won the series.

[00:43:22] So I can already hear the smile in your voice and the ego

[00:43:26] So I have it what I'm gonna do today is you know, I've actually like here is a thing

[00:43:32] Here's the thing buddy the last time we won't be one. I won't like the game

[00:43:37] Bro, the last time you know what I mean, bro. I wasn't grinding the game now. I'm trying to be there

[00:43:43] I mean, you know, I'm right in the game

[00:43:46] I'm only going to bend you over a table

[00:43:50] You will not win a round!

[00:43:55] Joy, get in. Hey, cut the small top. Get in here. Get in here. Get in here.

[00:44:00] Yeah, you want to go to the wager?

[00:44:03] Wait, I haven't been on the game yet.

[00:44:06] Oh, oh, oh, wait, so just prepare.

[00:44:08] What kind of even playing field? I started playing when you played again.

[00:44:11] So you're basically preparing yourself for a loss is what you're saying?

[00:44:14] No, I'm gonna win, but I don't mind taking the money.

[00:44:16] Oh, you're gonna win!

[00:44:17] Okay, you're gonna win. What's the score gonna be?

[00:44:21] Well, depending on what it goes to it's probably gonna be like a

[00:44:24] What's it going to the OG rule? All right, seven OG rule. So no monsees part part seven two

[00:44:32] Say that again in my good year

[00:44:36] I

[00:44:37] Would say six to seven, but I say seven to two

[00:44:40] You're gonna beat me seven to two in a 1v1 in our six. I mean, I've seven no you before

[00:44:47] i don't remember that

[00:44:48] i don't i don't remember that i don't know what to do is go so it's a

[00:44:51] good way to do it

[00:44:52] what's your favorite operator let me think what is your favorite operator

[00:44:55] of the i can i'm not at

[00:44:57] i'm not gonna play shields on the man

[00:45:00] so at

[00:45:01] here's what i want you to do

[00:45:02] you said i didn't get the band anything with the thought i didn't get

[00:45:04] the what do you mean you didn't get the band? i didn't get the band

[00:45:07] you just didn't get it! don't! i didn't get it but don't make excuses!

[00:45:12] don't you dare

[00:45:14] don't you dare! okay?

[00:45:16] so have it you're gonna send it to me right

[00:45:19] part seven thirty i said that you're gonna seven three right now let me get

[00:45:22] your realistic

[00:45:23] let me give you a realistic analysis of the bullshit

[00:45:26] let me give you a realistic analysis of what's going on realistically seven three

[00:45:29] yeah

[00:45:29] i'm gonna seven five you

[00:45:31] mark my words

[00:45:32] i'm going to seven five you brother i'm trying to gain like you're not

[00:45:36] going to have a

[00:45:37] you see my level

[00:45:38] i'm not level what is your level

[00:45:40] i'm higher than yours

[00:45:42] and so is my kitty

[00:45:43] And that's where we go, boy.

[00:45:45] You're level 1,811.

[00:45:48] Seren.

[00:45:48] Do you even watch your ass?

[00:45:51] You know what?

[00:45:52] By the day, no.

[00:45:53] By the day, no.

[00:45:53] You're on the locator, Bob.

[00:45:54] And you know this.

[00:45:56] Wait, but I'm going to have a rank than you,

[00:45:57] and I only saw it on Q. Does that mean I'm better than you?

[00:45:59] You're a high rank.

[00:46:00] I'm a high rank than you, and I only saw it on Q.

[00:46:03] I get coppers.

[00:46:03] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:46:06] You brought up your KD.

[00:46:07] I get team kill.

[00:46:08] We have the same KD.

[00:46:09] I almost let that slide.

[00:46:10] I almost let that slide.

[00:46:12] I can team kill buddy!

[00:46:14] Okay.

[00:46:14] Yo, Avid, I'm going to destroy you.

[00:46:21] Nice job roaming down to Chibutaka.

[00:46:24] Yeah, it's not a good time.

[00:46:25] Nice job roaming down to Chibutaka.

[00:46:28] Avid, I know everything you're gonna do before you think you're gonna do it.

[00:46:30] Do you understand?

[00:46:31] This yelling stuff doesn't work.

[00:46:33] Also, Avid, if I catch wind that you're stream slapping, I'm gonna throw it at you.

[00:46:36] I don't stream talk. I'm way better, dude. I'm way better.

[00:46:39] Why am I having a video when I only saw like this?

[00:46:42] You're

[00:46:44] Why am I erected you and I own it so I'm our Katie I'm our Katie?

[00:46:47] Yeah, what a fucking drone

[00:46:49] If I was in kitchen you better get seemed good. I probably think it more

[00:46:58] Is that you going

[00:47:04] He's that

[00:47:06] I get to kill it every time I play this game

[00:47:08] I'm sure I'm sure yeah, I'll just watch you get to come back to oh

[00:47:13] He accidentally exploded me with a see yeah as my friend

[00:47:22] Sounds like you're a singing master

[00:47:33] Mouldery

[00:47:38] a lot also avid you're not older than you are i am so i wasn't always gonna hate this

[00:47:52] fucking hole why do you always hide i don't understand why do you always hide what do

[00:47:57] you want me to do i'll take a gun fight like a man

[00:48:08] I'm not a man, so...

[00:48:17] I would not...

[00:48:23] Oh, that was nice. That was nice.

[00:48:26] I had SMG.

[00:48:31] Like a lot of time to kill!

[00:48:35] I

[00:48:55] Like our old 1v1 days anybody can tell you you always walk with me

[00:48:59] But what happens have it comes right back up to whoop that ass so that's what I'm gonna do

[00:49:03] Okay, cool. This is cute. I find it's amusing. So I'm the definition of being down and coming up. Okay. Are you still?

[00:49:08] Are you still gonna seven to me? Are you still gonna? Yeah, you might get one more round up

[00:49:13] I mean great. This is what I would like to I want to focus on this. That's what I call the Lucian

[00:49:18] Abbot you're gonna edit bro. Just let it go. So so avid avid you think you're gonna win seven of the next eight rounds

[00:49:24] Because that's what you're saying you're saying out of the next. Yeah

[00:49:28] Yo, bro, give me whatever we your smoking

[00:49:33] No, yeah, I'm a higher-ranked in you. I would have had a higher thing. I don't think it's cool to smoke and all that

[00:49:39] But I don't so don't equate me with that. No, don't equivalent my life with that. I don't do that

[00:49:44] So let's break this down word for word. I'm a higher-ranked

[00:49:48] You're not a higher-ranked. What do you mean you're diamond to I'm diamond. I am literally I'm level

[00:49:58] That's what you just said

[00:50:03] Little get team killed. I

[00:50:08] They don't like me more than you

[00:50:10] Yeah, play shotgun. Yeah, play shotgun

[00:50:15] No

[00:50:25] We're gonna have an aneurism attack calm the fuck down now cuz it's about disrespecting my skillset. No, it's about

[00:50:33] Bro, do you want to just wrap up this round now or later?

[00:50:36] You have no jokes.

[00:50:37] Check my cortisol spine.

[00:50:38] Everyone relax.

[00:50:45] Well played, bro.

[00:50:52] You have no jokes.

[00:50:53] So what are you going to do?

[00:50:54] I'm actually curious.

[00:50:55] What are you going to do without any jokes at it?

[00:50:57] I'm not talking.

[00:50:58] I'm just going to be curious though.

[00:50:59] What are you going to do?

[00:51:00] You have no jokes!

[00:51:03] I

[00:51:06] Go first. I'm gonna be okay. Yep. No, it's I don't have an ego whoever said that can shut up. I don't have an ego I

[00:51:15] Prove myself

[00:51:21] Okay

[00:51:27] I should have aimed what am I doing that actually coming up

[00:51:33] I

[00:51:36] Here I know you're trying to cut off noise

[00:51:40] Let me hear

[00:51:47] I'm mood of the party this guy's moaning in my ear to cut off noise

[00:51:51] Let me win this round come right back on the mic screening in his ear drums. I'm not I'm never losing a 1v1 again. I'm back

[00:51:59] He has no drugs. He has to push big window or attic

[00:53:03] get off the floor

[00:53:13] face me like a man

[00:53:15] oh you're gonna play like that

[00:53:19] i'm gonna play like that

[00:53:21] play like what bro?

[00:53:23] listen listen listen

[00:53:25] the reason why you lost

[00:53:27] is because you wasted your drones

[00:53:29] stop trying

[00:53:31] You lost where stop trying

[00:53:33] You lost because you're wasting your drones. That's why you lost. Don't cry my eyes. I think that's myself so much

[00:53:38] I said yes myself so much, bro

[00:53:40] You lost because you wasted your job bro. We were at that window here. Yeah, master. I should have killed you, bro

[00:53:47] I don't know what I'm doing. Shoulda got a water bro to well, so now okay. Yes, you know, you know

[00:53:52] I said 75 I was realistic because I know because I know it's always gonna be well

[00:53:59] I also didn't get the band off, I mean like that shit is bogus.

[00:54:03] Okay, alright I'm gonna boss.

[00:54:05] What the fuck are you talking about?

[00:54:07] What do you mean you didn't get the band?

[00:54:09] It literally, if you look at the match we played,

[00:54:11] it skipped over my band.

[00:54:12] I didn't even get a chance to ban.

[00:54:14] I wasn't gonna ban Ace.

[00:54:17] You didn't get to ban?

[00:54:18] Brother, I didn't get to ban.

[00:54:20] No, everyone gets to ban.

[00:54:21] I didn't get to ban.

[00:54:22] I don't know, like maybe you just didn't ban?

[00:54:25] Everyone gets to ban.

[00:54:26] No, no, no, I'm not gonna fall for that.

[00:54:29] I'm not gonna do this you set up some type of rule so I couldn't be I don't know if I got three second time clock or what it was

[00:54:37] But this is ridiculous shit

[00:54:39] Yeah, bro, I don't tell you dude. You said you're gonna step into me come and do it

[00:54:47] What you do I'm not gonna fall for it. This is what you do you can turn down the two

[00:54:54] Who fuck you think you are recently, but it's not that I'm driving the game again

[00:54:58] You told me to my

[00:55:01] You said you're gonna seven to me I am so go go do it go do it

[00:55:13] Don't tell me what to do

[00:55:16] Just bro come and seven to me please hey hey come and seven to me just seven to me

[00:55:22] please God's having to me out of I'm begging about talking the voices pierce

[00:55:31] you didn't put any go-yos on the door to say I mean ready to like teach you how to play the game

[00:55:38] talking about I hear you on mainstaff's brown

[00:55:45] I know, and I hear you coming up main, and you're going to swing me in a second.

[00:55:52] And I'm going to flash trapeze, and I'm going to wallbang you because I'm going to make

[00:55:59] a snap.

[00:56:00] I mean bro, I'm in my-

[00:56:01] You talk, I'm in my-

[00:56:02] You talk, I'm in my-

[00:56:03] I'm in my-

[00:56:04] This is not fine!

[00:56:05] You just talk!

[00:56:06] You just talk so I can't hear!

[00:56:07] Look bro, at the end of the day bro-

[00:56:09] I know, I know the problem.

[00:56:10] I'm back the problem.

[00:56:11] I'm back the problem.

[00:56:12] I'm back in my hand.

[00:56:13] I'm back in my hand.

[00:56:14] I'm switching to the OG man.

[00:56:15] you on that hell no it's a control that it's so simple if I flash trophy I'm

[00:56:20] obviously gonna swing that hole bro I know I was gonna yeah I know duh I was

[00:56:24] gonna prefire like shut up you're not smart so why didn't you free fire have it

[00:56:29] why didn't you prefire you guys you were fast trying to obviously I'm not gonna

[00:56:32] have it you did it faster than I thought I just heard you I'm gonna go on my

[00:56:36] time I heard you and I sent chills down your spine

[00:56:41] Evan, I heard you and you're starting to panic.

[00:56:44] Rabbit, you know me, Rabbit.

[00:56:45] You know me three years.

[00:56:46] I'm going to hear you every second of the map.

[00:56:48] Everywhere you are, I'm going to know, Brown.

[00:56:50] That's OK.

[00:56:51] New prediction score, 7-3.

[00:56:53] I'm going to be honest, bro.

[00:56:54] I said 7-5.

[00:56:55] Chat, let's move it to 7-4.

[00:56:57] I'm waiting for you.

[00:56:58] Bro, show me that you can compete with me, Brown.

[00:57:01] Please.

[00:57:01] Show me that you can compete with me.

[00:57:03] Please, please, bro.

[00:57:05] This is what you've done the past year.

[00:57:07] This is in 2024, this is in 2025.

[00:57:10] I play this game every morning and night off-screen.

[00:57:13] You're not gonna beat me.

[00:57:14] Motherfucker, continue.

[00:57:16] Let me talk.

[00:57:17] Let me talk.

[00:57:19] Can I talk?

[00:57:21] Yes, thank you.

[00:57:22] Secure the bomb.

[00:57:23] Bro, it hurt me again, it's gonna be a drum.

[00:57:25] Let me talk.

[00:57:28] I'm literally about to go Monty,

[00:57:30] and if you don't like it and you leave,

[00:57:31] although I'm rejoining about tomorrow as I can't help it.

[00:57:34] I need to catch a ride, so if you get mad, so be it.

[00:57:36] I don't care, man.

[00:57:37] I do not care.

[00:57:38] Here's the thing, bro.

[00:57:39] Do your thing. I just want to tell you to your face if you use Monty down 3-0. I know I meant to leave one

[00:57:55] Oh

[00:57:57] You know what it is, bro

[00:57:59] It's always been a rule to missing C1 B1's that she'll turn it out. I mean I've been always broken. I've always won

[00:58:03] So I don't really give a fuck

[00:58:05] if you break out shields down three to zero I like it's fucking I'm gonna take

[00:58:10] the way I need to get the way okay body fought you don't know so

[00:58:17] nobody shields him up you're using no matter you're such a liar um no you

[00:58:26] didn't I'm getting gas lit again that's it that's it that's it oh that is

[00:58:31] back over to hold up

[00:58:38] i know what you're planning to do don't do it

[00:58:41] if you don't think we know you will lose

[00:58:48] yeah you guys smart

[00:58:51] oh yeah

[00:58:58] You've done some work, bro

[00:59:00] I heard you jumping bottom right

[00:59:04] I know you're in bottom right

[00:59:09] Don't try to floor back

[00:59:13] Don't you dare try to floor back to me

[00:59:15] Did it work?

[00:59:20] I might light a cigar please one

[00:59:22] Little sadder though for the boys

[00:59:24] Yeah, is this the 7?

[00:59:26] Nice job man.

[00:59:35] This might have to be a second one.

[00:59:37] We should have made it a roll and not to go, uh...

[00:59:39] And here comes the crying.

[00:59:41] Yeah, I'm not crying. I'm not crying, but how can anyone play you on smoke?

[00:59:45] I mean, it just seems like...

[00:59:47] All you do is run. You complain about me, but you run fucking, uh...

[00:59:51] Shotties, bro.

[00:59:52] You were on moot shotgun the first round of the game.

[00:59:56] I don't care

[01:00:00] I mean you know where I am just let's just get I really don't I got a fucking drum bro. You have no job

[01:00:10] Hey, well, I don't know if you're stupid that math is

[01:00:12] I

[01:00:33] Can't play

[01:00:42] genuinely if you actually care about the one one let me talk for a second yeah

[01:00:46] yeah I'm gonna cry yeah I'm gonna cry bro let me talk let me talk let me talk

[01:00:52] before you talk can I say one thing did you or did you not bring me down as a

[01:00:57] man you just bring me down so what you do bro did you or did you not say you're

[01:01:02] gonna say I did say that I got cocky but I haven't played the game as much as

[01:01:05] I thought it did but let me finish

[01:01:09] Time is still I'm buzz okay

[01:01:15] It's just excuses dude, I'm done. Let's just get this ass kicking over with I have it. It's not 2024

[01:01:21] It's not 2025. All right. I play this game all day every day. You're never beating me at a 1v1 ever again

[01:01:26] It's not a mistake. I just beat you in a great game yesterday. I'll stream

[01:01:29] So I mean it really I mean I don't

[01:01:32] Nice you want a participation award and a cookie. Hey, bro

[01:01:35] It's mono E mono it's me and you like just beat me now. Beat me now, bro. Please I

[01:01:42] Want me bro. What is wrong with me?

[01:01:46] Now that I'm not gonna lie I did vault IRL you scared the shit out of me that round the fourth

[01:01:52] Right, he's been a show but listen

[01:01:53] Oh, this is what I'm gonna say cuz you keep fucking cutting me off cuz you're fucking bald and you don't listen to anything

[01:01:57] Anybody has to say

[01:01:59] I'm mad at the hair after doing it.

[01:02:02] All right, continue.

[01:02:03] Confetti, can I say?

[01:02:05] You get mad at me specifically.

[01:02:08] Because I believe it or not, I ran the Monty movement.

[01:02:11] Nobody was going Monty.

[01:02:12] Nobody was able to lay it out.

[01:02:14] OK, I made that shit up.

[01:02:15] Now let me finish.

[01:02:16] You get mad at me for going Monty, but you go shotgun

[01:02:19] and sitting corners every round.

[01:02:21] And I don't complain.

[01:02:22] So why do you do one thing and it's OK?

[01:02:24] But as soon as somebody else does something you don't

[01:02:26] like, it's a problem.

[01:02:26] I started the game off with mute shotgun on top of that. I want to get me to on top of that

[01:02:33] I've won two attacking rounds without me chocolate. What is your point? I'm winning with and without me chocolate

[01:02:43] You're hungry, that's why you're losing you're losing because you're hungry. That's why I'm losing, but I

[01:02:50] Mean you insinuated. He said I'm just hungry or something. That's what you say

[01:02:56] I am hungry.

[01:03:03] You're gonna sell me a pixel of the Rune DMR, I would not recommend doing that.

[01:03:18] What did I tell you?

[01:03:19] I'm on leave.

[01:03:20] You look bro, if you want to rage with me you can rage, but that's fine.

[01:03:24] No

[01:03:28] I guess I've been on my touching game

[01:03:32] I told you I actually played a game

[01:03:34] You know what you know what let me let me breathe for a second. I'm coming back. I gotta come back

[01:03:38] This is not my legacy. Oh when we bond

[01:03:41] Why is that funny?

[01:03:45] Show me something show me something bro. Listen

[01:03:47] So wait a minute, wait a minute, I have a question, I have a question, I'm gonna miss something, was that the mute shotgun, was that the mute shotgun, like what was that?

[01:03:54] No, no, I'm gonna give you credit, listen, you've gotten way better than me whooping your ass in 2023.

[01:03:58] Those days are gone and I'm living in the past, so I'm gonna give you your props.

[01:04:02] You're welcome man, that's alright.

[01:04:04] So now, this year you might be better than me, but back in the day I used to take the cake.

[01:04:10] Great, back in the day, you know what my saying always is?

[01:04:13] But I just gave you props, why are you gonna sit there?

[01:04:16] What advice is bro latest is the greatest latest is the greatest period. All right, bro

[01:04:22] Period this game time to one-to-one games. This is game time one-to-one. I wanted so would you like a side of the fries with your large coat?

[01:04:32] Look bro, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you, right? You're a great controller player probably one of the best controller one-to-one

[01:04:37] Is in my head?

[01:04:42] 2026

[01:04:46] I'm not the best control. I might be the best

[01:04:56] You know man, we've had a great rivalry for years. I think it's 2026 it's kind of we did

[01:05:02] No, but what it was though like even when first met like you were whooping me and walking ones

[01:05:06] That's got it. Like I forgot to place that out for

[01:05:13] You should for sure if I come back then why are you gonna shut up?

[01:05:16] If you come back and win, I'll quit the game. I don't even know what to say.

[01:05:22] That's not going to happen.

[01:05:25] This game has been bullshit from the beginning.

[01:05:33] I hear some movement in Tau. I just head says yes.

[01:05:39] It's the head said?

[01:05:41] I mean it is I'm not even I mentioned it like before I mean I just heard somebody move in town

[01:06:11] I mean, you're gonna have to grenade then jump in, right?

[01:06:20] I'm primed out, I'm primed out.

[01:06:22] I saw your foot under the shit, and I'm like, I can't.

[01:06:34] I mean, whatever you do, bro, don't grenade now.

[01:06:39] I say don't do that

[01:06:44] Yes, stand you bro, I literally said don't grenade and hop it

[01:06:51] I literally said don't grenade about it

[01:06:55] Please be quiet. You can shut up. Let me get around

[01:06:58] I just realized something this is a fucking map I don't like

[01:07:09] that's not why I'm losing but you know if you do I promise I'll play again

[01:07:16] bro you can't quit the game I see you still a big one down yes throw the grenade

[01:07:22] that happened bro please what was stomping dude what was stomping dude that's all

[01:07:26] I hope I got the stopping wouldn't probably have trodden's pocket

[01:07:45] See your laser

[01:07:56] I can't I like if I lose seven over this is a problem. This is a marathon. I don't know.

[01:08:13] I'm just nervous for some reason. You know what happened? You know what we could do?

[01:08:20] I was planning on posting this into YouTube, but I didn't know that I see. I will try that. I will see what we could do is.

[01:08:30] There's a cop out for you. Do you want to hear the cop out? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. All you got to do for me to not post this on YouTube.

[01:08:42] on YouTube is just saying, JXC, you're better than me in Rainbow Six Siege, and I'll never be able to surprise you.

[01:08:50] I mean, I've known you for a lot of years and you're not a manual. You're definitely posted on YouTube, and I'm not going to get double embarrassed.

[01:08:58] You're definitely posted no matter what I say.

[01:09:00] Great free fire out of here. Great free fire.

[01:09:02] I'm smart. I know it. You're not better than me. This round, I just gave you outsmarted.

[01:09:09] No, bro.

[01:09:11] I'm out.

[01:09:12] My legacy is that I lost seven.

[01:09:14] Wait, I forgot to ask again.

[01:09:16] Was that round the new shotgun dude?

[01:09:19] It doesn't matter. You set the tempo for the game.

[01:09:21] Once shotgun is out, I lost.

[01:09:23] Alright.

[01:09:24] You got to copy shit.

[01:09:26] Ten seconds before insertion.

[01:09:29] I need a warmer for like a month and then I'll...

[01:09:31] Five seconds before insertion.

[01:09:33] So you want to warm up for a month?

[01:09:36] No, no, no.

[01:09:38] I need the weekend. I need an accident. I'll rush. I'm a pro.

[01:09:41] I've literally never 7-0ed you.

[01:09:45] Yo, if I made this comeback now, I might be better than Muhammad Ali this time.

[01:09:49] I'm a challenge, to be honest. I've never 7-0ed out of my life.

[01:09:53] Literally never.

[01:09:54] This will hurt you. You wanna achieve it?

[01:09:56] I'm lost.

[01:10:08] I

[01:10:24] Didn't you say you can send to me don't do this bro. How many times you gotta say this you're dead

[01:10:30] I

[01:10:44] Come back time

[01:10:51] I have it sometimes bro, you just got a lot of rest

[01:10:54] come back down. Hey, come back down. Okay, so you're on big window sitting on the little

[01:11:13] I'm just going to go fast.

[01:11:16] I'm just still there.

[01:11:28] Good game, bro.

[01:11:33] Let me chop the chip.

[01:11:35] A 7-0 would be aura.

[01:11:43] I got you. Stop. Come back. Fucking. No. You got us. No. You got us. It's not come

[01:11:57] back time. It's come back. It's come back. Let's go. Yo, chat. Mark my words. If I just

[01:12:03] come back time, chat, mark my words. If I blow this lead, y'all will never see

[01:12:07] my face. Jack, listen, if I blow this lead, y'all will never see my face again.

[01:12:12] Here

[01:12:15] Hey, use that advocate

[01:12:18] Yo, you gotta have a kid bro. Hey, and every time I went guess what I'm doing do me a good

[01:12:25] Okay, it could be one six

[01:12:28] Do me a habit I mean hi took the 7-0

[01:12:31] I

[01:12:36] Listen even if no even if I do lose I've never got seven oh about you so I can stand on that I still have that achievement

[01:12:44] Okay, I mean average what would prime average is what I need to ask myself every round

[01:12:49] That's what I need to ask myself. What would a primary you want to you're getting bent over up to you just stop? Okay?

[01:12:55] Okay, you want to bring that up? Okay?

[01:12:58] No, you could chop it up how you want I'm coming

[01:13:31] If you go Monty, I'm like the game so like you can't oh well. I already want Monty. I don't care

[01:13:36] I don't give a fuck you're mad. Oh, you know, wait, you know what it is

[01:13:39] You know, let's come back to her wait

[01:13:42] You're not you know what I did you're not

[01:13:45] You live the game of the automatic forfeit, bitch. Oh

[01:13:50] You got a seat for a long nice stupid. We'll go check that real quick

[01:13:56] This is just

[01:13:58] trying to bait me into the seapool or I'm not stupid you got the paydays came up

[01:14:06] this is going to be sad

[01:14:09] I know you can't buy it

[01:14:12] this is going to be sad

[01:14:19] don't know if it will secure area right now

[01:14:28] I think the prime band is back.

[01:14:43] This is so fucking sad, bro.

[01:14:45] I'm fine, I just located my own.

[01:14:49] Who does this shit, bro?

[01:14:52] out of this

[01:15:13] who does this bro my god

[01:15:22] I

[01:15:29] Do

[01:15:31] Come back down. Hey, you can say it's born all you want you go shot things. I'm playing

[01:15:38] Should have been should have been

[01:15:41] Well, I got them flustered I got them flustered

[01:15:47] You're using I got them flustered

[01:15:52] Listen, I've been banned. It should have banned it. Listen, this is what you get back. Listen, let me talk. This is what you get back in the day.

[01:16:01] I admit that's not a man moved me to go Monty, but I know that. But what you feel to realize is, bro, you're not a man either for spamming shotguns in the corner.

[01:16:09] Okay, so we can play boy versus boy. We're not man at this point. This game, this game is a battle of the egos. I am not losing. I would do whatever it takes.

[01:16:16] I think I've won every gunfight we had this game bro like literally they would that okay

[01:16:20] We've literally won every gun fight you tell ladies is the greatest. I'm gonna come up. It's two to zero at this point

[01:16:27] Bro, look, I know you're mentally defeated bro. No

[01:16:31] This is what we did back in there. You're in shambles right now. You're in shambles

[01:16:35] You're you're you're so scared that I had you know, I'm on fire right now

[01:16:39] There's no stopping you you can't do anything Nicholas. You can

[01:16:43] Don't don't Nicholas I don't go by Nicholas dogs. You do that's your government. You can say Nick

[01:16:49] I don't go by Nick. They shouldn't have any do that. They should know what they should

[01:16:55] Nicholas Nicholas

[01:16:59] No, but I don't say like a little whip

[01:17:03] I knew you said my government and I'm gonna say yours I

[01:17:06] Said I

[01:17:09] Did that it's mine. That's your government name

[01:17:11] Yeah

[01:17:41] I know you're in shillings right now.

[01:18:28] You're one.

[01:18:38] Oh, I'm so much better.

[01:18:51] Always come back on.

[01:18:52] Always come back on.

[01:18:53] Oh, yeah.

[01:18:54] I got him in the sand.

[01:18:57] I got him a shambles.

[01:18:59] The diffuser has been disabled.

[01:19:02] Oh, I got him a shambles.

[01:19:05] I got him a shambles.

[01:19:07] I got him a shambles.

[01:19:08] Wait.

[01:19:09] Wait.

[01:19:10] I won't go in no more.

[01:19:11] I just need that fire to come back in.

[01:19:13] I just need that little, that little, uh, you know what I'm saying?

[01:19:16] Everybody needs that little, uh, uh, in their life.

[01:19:17] You know what, bro?

[01:19:18] Let's go.

[01:19:19] Use whatever you want.

[01:19:20] Get back.

[01:19:21] Get back, Nick.

[01:19:22] No, I can't.

[01:19:23] Oh, oh, I'm supposed to feel bad?

[01:19:24] No, I think you're right.

[01:19:25] Bubbles.

[01:19:26] No, I think you're right. I think in 1v1s, it's just no holds bar. No rules. I agree. Let's do this

[01:19:31] That's what it does. It doesn't it doesn't mean in our case. I am better than you but this necessarily doesn't mean I'm better than you

[01:19:37] Even though I am this doesn't solidify don't want you want anything goes any back on when I won't be one

[01:19:43] But when you do it like we do a hundred times the fucking week

[01:19:47] I mean that better player is gonna evolve

[01:19:49] Not to my back. I think you just do what I think won't be once do whatever you want, bro

[01:19:54] I'm stuck in a one

[01:19:55] I'm sorry every time

[01:19:57] Don't you in shotgun? That's what you do better

[01:20:00] Yeah, you know what great reminder. Let me bust that that out. See go work. Don't you talk?

[01:20:05] Hey, we're gonna stop much secure the bomb

[01:20:07] You're not gonna play Monty cuz you know, I'm you know, I'm a horse. I'm playing Monty right now. I'm playing Monty right now

[01:20:16] You know, you know

[01:20:18] That's a mind game that's a mind game you're sitting in the corner with a shotgun. That's a mind game. I know you I know you for so long

[01:20:29] Yeah, but a nice mind game

[01:20:35] Action alerts, what do you wait smokes on bang

[01:20:48] I

[01:20:55] Do whatever it takes to win

[01:21:01] Whatever it takes to work

[01:21:06] If I got you seeing shotgun

[01:21:14] Now

[01:21:18] Okay

[01:21:48] I

[01:21:54] How long you be honest, I shy felt like three six

[01:22:00] They're hurt in them damage right no, no that means

[01:22:18] I'm not I'm so much better than you can play against you just not as good as you can be

[01:22:42] I'm smart. I know when it's a my bad is Nick

[01:22:47] Hey, you got to cocky bro, okay, everyone does against me. I don't know what it is

[01:22:52] Let's go

[01:22:54] Everyone gets so cocky against that. I don't know. I don't want you. I'm not

[01:23:01] Yeah, yeah, so yeah, so now everyone's gonna say oh he needs Monty. I don't need a shoe

[01:23:12] You actually believe that you won two more. Okay. Okay. If we're being honest, I think I would

[01:23:20] I'm trying to finish without you. I think I

[01:23:24] I think I would have lost only for the simple fact that you are going shotgun and you're playing like a little bitch

[01:23:29] Bro in the corner. So I had you you forced me to play like a scaredy cat

[01:23:33] Because the thing about your statement that makes no sense though is I've won three now

[01:23:39] How many, now I didn't graduate, right?

[01:23:41] Now I didn't graduate.

[01:23:42] I muted because I can't finish my sentence

[01:23:43] and that's lack of maturity.

[01:23:45] Okay, let me continue with being logical.

[01:23:47] So I've won three attacking rounds

[01:23:49] without shotguns or shields.

[01:23:51] The only attacking rounds you've won against me

[01:23:53] in a 10 round match is when you've used shields.

[01:23:56] Those are the stats, that's like the facts.

[01:23:58] The only attacking rounds you've won is with shields.

[01:24:01] I've won three attacking rounds

[01:24:03] without shotguns or shields.

[01:24:05] You are sad.

[01:24:06] 10 seconds.

[01:24:08] Period.

[01:24:09] I

[01:24:14] Can meet all you want

[01:24:20] Yeah, I'm only meeting you when you're yelling over me when I'm trying to like I wasn't trying to yell

[01:24:25] I was in the middle sentence. You cut me off twice. Oh Nicholas. I'm kind of respect

[01:24:32] Shut the fuck up you today you do today

[01:24:39] of

[01:24:46] the

[01:24:52] death

[01:24:59] of

[01:25:04] I'm so much more I'm so much more look at this look at this

[01:25:34] I got him in shambles. I got him in shambles. I'm actually gonna blow a six year leave. That is actually insane. I got that nigga in shambles. I got that nigga in shambles. Hey, I knew I was gonna come back. I knew it.

[01:25:53] Now you're fixated on blowing a 6-0 lead. I mean, I knew this was gonna happen. I told people to stop being so cocky.

[01:26:00] I might be washed but I'm not ass. That's my motto nowadays

[01:26:07] Why are you so like mad?

[01:26:11] You are because you

[01:26:17] What are you gonna do I was like I was right the whole time I said you had to resort to shields to win

[01:26:23] But this is that you're taking you know what you're trying to do is take this one away from me

[01:26:27] I'm not gonna let you do it. I'm not gonna let the enemy prosper. You can

[01:26:32] And I was right if I deserve this if you win you deserve the way it doesn't matter what I did you should have banned it

[01:26:39] Yeah, I hate people who complain. How do you play it? I can't smoke so you muted for talking over me yet again

[01:26:46] Obviously, I would have banned shields the same way you've banned shotguns during the match

[01:26:50] But going into the match. I thought we were good by seconds and counting. That's a pretty logical statement, right?

[01:26:55] If I knew you were going to use shields the first time what a ban was Monty then I'm going to ban Biles

[01:27:00] But you were losing six to zero so you started breaking out shields

[01:27:04] That's exactly what happened

[01:27:06] If now, next time we'll be one, let's let anything go

[01:27:09] Sure, but I'm going to ban shields

[01:27:11] That's pretty logical, right?

[01:27:14] Can't go downstairs

[01:27:15] That's a round, that's an automatic round

[01:27:17] You just broke the rules

[01:27:18] You just broke the rules

[01:27:19] Also, no idea, that was instead of stone

[01:27:22] I don't need it again

[01:27:23] You've also been allowed to go downstairs for like years

[01:27:25] But I'm obviously gonna go on a long range site if you're gonna keep playing shields.

[01:27:28] Be advised, Othfor has located a bomb.

[01:27:30] Like, we're doing no rules. We already, like, agreed to that.

[01:27:35] You clearly showed we're not doing any rules.

[01:27:47] What's up, bro?

[01:27:55] rules your own shield also this isn't even a rule the site just sucks it's just

[01:28:00] good for our shields

[01:28:55] Hey, next time you just broke a rule you just broke a rule

[01:29:03] Next time if we're gonna allow everything let's say it from the start that way I can actually ban shield

[01:29:10] Is that pretty fair? Yeah, cuz I want you

[01:29:13] Did you you wanted it wait what that doesn't make sense and then he leaves cuz he knows I'm right like if we have a written rule

[01:29:21] to not use like I

[01:29:23] if we have a rule to not use shields wait out here I just want what am I saying

[01:29:29] but um yeah if shields aren't allowed no like if shields are allowed I just got

[01:29:35] to know so then I can actually ban shields but if you wait still halfway

[01:29:38] through the game I can't obviously get that shield I also literally predicted

[01:29:43] exactly what was gonna happen but now it's time for the made event Richie

[01:29:48] first Squirtle Richie first Squirtle let me call Richie. I never cheated a single

[01:29:57] time chat. Yo Richie what's up? What's going on? I'm ready. Are you ready? Can you join Xbox

[01:30:02] Board? No my shit's not working. I can do a game chat or discord. I'm on a new PC. Wait will I be able to hear? I don't think you can do discord.

[01:30:12] Would I be able to hear you guys if I'm spectating?

[01:30:15] No, I can't.

[01:30:16] Fuck, you can't do discord?

[01:30:19] I can, but I don't know if he can. Let me call him real quick.

[01:30:21] Actually, it's called broken.

[01:30:23] Let me buy the next box real quick. Let me buy the next box.

[01:30:25] Bruh, that's so cool that you guys can't talk to each other.

[01:30:29] Alright, one sec.

[01:30:42] I can do discord bro. I can do discord you like yes you can check your snapdms if you

[01:31:08] You don't want to be Drake no more, bro.

[01:31:09] I'm telling you, I can do Discord.

[01:31:11] You fat idiot.

[01:31:12] All right, let's go.

[01:31:13] I'm gonna sell a 6-0 lead.

[01:31:15] I mean, you just use shields.

[01:31:16] But yeah, all right, I'll call you, I'll call you.

[01:31:19] All right, I'll call you.

[01:31:20] You ready?

[01:31:20] Wait, my phone's broken, don't call me.

[01:31:22] Text me your Discord users so I can add you

[01:31:24] and make a group chat with you and Richie.

[01:31:27] Okay, this is my ad, so if you search it up,

[01:31:30] don't show it on stream.

[01:31:31] I'm not gonna show it on stream.

[01:31:32] It's not like my name.

[01:31:33] I'm gonna text it behind my screen.

[01:31:34] It's not like, leak my...

[01:31:35] Yeah, I texted to you, I'm snapped.

[01:31:37] I'm not saying that.

[01:31:40] That's like my, you know.

[01:31:42] High-vives, high-vives, high-vives.

[01:31:44] Add this and then make a group chat with me, Richie and Squirtle,

[01:31:47] Havards.

[01:31:49] I sent it on that message.

[01:31:51] Havards?

[01:31:53] This is gonna be set up.

[01:31:55] I can't wait to be.

[01:31:57] Jack, this is gonna be set up.

[01:32:07] Thank you.

[01:33:07] Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the May event. Squirtle vs. Richie. Mods run predictions.

[01:33:32] Predictions Squirtle versus Richie run the fucking predictions

[01:33:49] Let's go

[01:33:51] Shadow group calling mod discord group call group call. Oh my god. This is so nostalgic

[01:33:57] This is actually so fucking nostalgic. Have I skidded pick up the desktop audio?

[01:34:02] Yeah

[01:34:05] This is so nostalgic I'm calling him

[01:34:13] This is so nostalgic

[01:34:16] We put squirt also we escort us discord now

[01:34:20] Chad I bought it and by the way I bought through squirt discord now

[01:34:24] I

[01:34:29] Didn't even know that yo Squirtle oh

[01:34:32] Well, this is the first time I called you on discord little guy. No, it's not

[01:34:36] Yes, it is

[01:34:39] I just added you. What do you mean?

[01:34:42] Because five bro when it we did five youngest chance versus five oldest chance

[01:34:47] We were in a discord call. I won't be one richie before and we were in a discord call

[01:34:51] Your memory actually is good. Wait, but how would I add you that doesn't make sense

[01:34:56] Was it because you didn't add me?

[01:34:58] Highlights a link through Twitter and I just joined and it was like a server. Yeah, so Squirtle

[01:35:03] Richie's about to join how confident do you feel bro?

[01:35:14] Yeah, I know you're terrible

[01:35:21] just like squirtle is like my little brother but I'll be honest he does only in this game

[01:35:27] now can my life sometimes sucks in this court of Alex really not that bad it's not that

[01:35:31] bad no it gets randomly like terrible squirtle there is a clip bro um where it was the

[01:35:38] first time we played together and you were like you were talking about your sensitivity

[01:35:42] bro squirtle you literally sounded like a baby bro squirtle we came along with

[01:35:47] I know and you still don't pay me. You don't give me any money. You don't even give me your number and

[01:35:56] I've known you for four years.

[01:35:57] Richie, I'll pay you.

[01:35:58] Really?

[01:36:00] What's a fair bounty? Like I want to see you lock in, bro.

[01:36:03] Richie's good as fuck.

[01:36:05] I mean, bro, I would feel crazy saying a hundred bucks, bro, but you're a multi-millionaire.

[01:36:10] You'd probably make that like ten times in our 1v1.

[01:36:13] Oh my god, Richie just doing it.

[01:36:15] probably like one thousand one-thousand

[01:36:17] i'm not giving you a band, kid

[01:36:19] but you're gonna make like ten bands in the one-v-one

[01:36:22] yeah, i'm not giving squirtle a band, dude

[01:36:24] you ain't getting none, kid

[01:36:26] yo, guys

[01:36:27] you are terrible, shut up

[01:36:29] i'm on a bitch

[01:36:30] you are terrible

[01:36:31] you should never give me one

[01:36:33] you are terrible

[01:36:34] i'm gonna call for 30 seconds

[01:36:36] you're awful at the game

[01:36:37] 30 seconds is bad

[01:36:38] you're about to get spit on

[01:36:39] yeah, shut up rat

[01:36:41] you want a mouse, you want a controller

[01:36:43] You want to control that?

[01:36:44] I'm back though, bitch, I'm back.

[01:36:47] Wait, Squirtle, this is the first time you've ever like, really...

[01:36:50] I'm 4-0 against them.

[01:36:51] She's ass.

[01:36:52] What do you say?

[01:36:53] You are terrible.

[01:36:54] It's too low.

[01:36:55] You are comparing me to Stompin' last time I beat you.

[01:36:56] You remember that?

[01:36:57] I got to pull the clips up on God you did.

[01:36:59] You said I was better than Stompin' even though it's not true.

[01:37:02] I'm God you did.

[01:37:03] I'm God you did.

[01:37:04] Don't lie.

[01:37:05] You saw that?

[01:37:06] Dang it.

[01:37:07] You saw that Twitter tweet?

[01:37:08] Wait, so Squirtle, you never...

[01:37:09] Squirtle, you never beat Richie before?

[01:37:11] Ever?

[01:37:12] Bro, he paid me, he paid me!

[01:37:14] Daddy!

[01:37:15] I have a, I've received him!

[01:37:16] I'm gonna die life on him, pay you!

[01:37:17] What the fuck?

[01:37:17] Prop, yo, he's really propaganda, what is that?

[01:37:19] Wait, whoa!

[01:37:20] Richie, you've never lost a squirtle!

[01:37:21] That's propaganda!

[01:37:22] You've never lost a squirtle!

[01:37:24] Hey!

[01:37:24] I don't like you!

[01:37:25] You're gonna die!

[01:37:26] It's 2-0, it's 2-0!

[01:37:28] Wait, wait!

[01:37:28] This is the greatest!

[01:37:29] This is the greatest!

[01:37:30] Latest is the greatest!

[01:37:31] I don't lose the plumbers, bro!

[01:37:32] Yo, I don't lose the plumbers!

[01:37:33] That's the thing about me!

[01:37:34] Latest is the greatest!

[01:37:35] Latest is the greatest, bro!

[01:37:36] The fuck isn't that good?

[01:37:37] But Squirtle, have you beat- you've never beat- I didn't even know this. This is lower to me.

[01:37:42] Wait, so you were there all the times?

[01:37:44] You're 4-0 against him? I don't even remember.

[01:37:47] And he's not 4-0! I have the recipe! No, I'm getting race baited! It's 2-0!

[01:37:52] I think it's 3-0, no, I think it's 3-0.

[01:37:54] It's 2! I can show it both! No, I think it's 3-0!

[01:37:57] It's 2-0!

[01:37:59] I think it's 3-0.

[01:38:00] So, okay, Richie's saying it's 3-0, Squirtle's saying it's 2-0.

[01:38:03] Can we get the exact scoreboard out of here?

[01:38:06] I think it's three. I think we mean the middle. It's two zero. No, I actually think it's three

[01:38:13] Yo, I think it's great. I relax man relax, but you're spiking my cortisol

[01:38:22] I got crap clitoris

[01:38:24] Bristle or what? Yeah, all right. Let me

[01:38:27] Richie, what is your week in that? What is your week in that? Oh?

[01:38:31] I have you it's Richie TTV

[01:38:33] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:38:35] A guy hacked into my UbiConnect.

[01:38:37] I'm gonna add it to everyone.

[01:38:38] Oh, God, I found you.

[01:38:39] Well, Benny Flitz, he Q-Slammed the other day.

[01:38:41] I thought he was in jail, bro.

[01:38:43] I don't know.

[01:38:44] He got us Q-Slammed the other day.

[01:38:45] I don't know.

[01:38:46] I added you.

[01:38:47] I added you.

[01:38:48] I was on call on my AIMS thoughts.

[01:38:51] Fuck up, Brad.

[01:38:52] No excuses.

[01:38:53] So wait, Squirtle, wait.

[01:38:54] What map do y'all want to do?

[01:38:55] This is gonna be settlement.

[01:38:56] Well, let's do BL3.

[01:38:57] No.

[01:38:58] We're not doing BL3.

[01:38:59] Why?

[01:39:00] Why?

[01:39:01] You're not worthy for a BL3, bro.

[01:39:02] are not going to be fucking out game one actually comes down to like a close ass game we could do

[01:39:08] it the other one that well it's not gonna be close it's not if it's close it's not gonna be close

[01:39:14] you had me okay so squirtle are you better now than you were last year when y'all play it's 100%

[01:39:20] bro 100% like 100% bro ritchie i added to did you add me that i'm like the risk

[01:39:27] What's your name, what's your name?

[01:39:29] Oh, underscore Jackson.

[01:39:35] Actually gotta beat you.

[01:39:36] Bro, ducked me in a 1v1 to go 1v1 avid queue.

[01:39:39] Like, you're a joke.

[01:39:40] No, your Xbox was broken and Richie was set up in a...

[01:39:43] Oh, you could've just invited me one more time, bro.

[01:39:46] But, squirtle, here's the thing, bro.

[01:39:47] I need to take you in, like, 20-minute doses, bro.

[01:39:49] And, uh, squirtle, two hours of you blasting my ears out, bro.

[01:39:53] Squirtle, you're like...

[01:39:54] I don't even talk that much.

[01:39:56] I'm going to give it a buck chat this in my opinion this is going to be close squirtles like a 1v1 deity not better than 5v5's

[01:40:24] no you're not bro no wins

[01:40:28] holy shit where are you from then I'm not gonna play with bots like what

[01:40:31] wait okay Squirtle has 28 million points Richie has 23 million points

[01:40:36] it's pretty close fine always been underdog my whole life come on

[01:40:39] no you are not him bro you are not come on

[01:40:43] come on alright guys come on let's keep it simple here

[01:40:47] Squirtle I am out of you by the way Squirtle I am out of you

[01:40:50] fine whatever bro dry up pussy I can't like

[01:40:54] Oh shut up you fat little idiot pro.

[01:40:57] Here's what I'm gonna do, here's what I'm gonna do.

[01:41:00] Squirtle, when the game starts,

[01:41:02] I'm just gonna mute my mic

[01:41:03] and I'll probably unmute in between each rounds guys.

[01:41:07] And no stream sniping.

[01:41:09] Yeah I have a stream sniping.

[01:41:10] Yo no stream sniping, we know what you did.

[01:41:12] You stream sniping last time and still lost.

[01:41:15] You are ass, you stream sniping last time

[01:41:18] and you still lost.

[01:41:19] I know, I mean fucking it, about a per minute.

[01:41:22] Nobody's stream to be with a snipe nobody

[01:41:26] Stream sniping gang you're literally

[01:41:32] We have that one incident and I never did it again, bro

[01:41:35] Yeah, we all make mistakes in life, but you keep making them you keep making them you're fucking moron

[01:41:41] Listen, we all we all do wrong in life. We all have a regret to life

[01:41:44] I had my moment three years ago, and I never did it again. There's no proof

[01:41:48] There's no this propaganda. Oh, what's good with this propaganda bro lies lies look like the news right now

[01:41:54] What's going on? Hey, where are you?

[01:41:57] Go back to being a fucking bum

[01:42:03] Well put it on a little bit go club. Let's go club. We just we just watched Oregon

[01:42:10] Coastline coastline

[01:42:12] So Richie wants to do club, Squirtle wants to do coast.

[01:42:15] Do you guys want to flip a coin with Bernard?

[01:42:18] No, I want to put it on coastline, bro. Put it on coast.

[01:42:21] Yeah, but Squirtle doesn't get it.

[01:42:23] He gets to pick the map every time we play.

[01:42:26] Bro, we played your map last time. We played Oregon.

[01:42:28] We played Bank last time.

[01:42:30] We played Oregon the other time.

[01:42:33] We played Bank and then OO first.

[01:42:36] What do you guys think about meeting in the middle on board?

[01:42:39] The board is acting my worst nap.

[01:42:41] No, board is acting my, I can't win a round on it.

[01:42:43] So it's gonna be, it's in Bernard's hands.

[01:42:44] Everybody shut up.

[01:42:46] Shut up!

[01:42:48] Bernard, pick a R6 map for a 1v1 clubhouse

[01:42:51] or coastline, there's a lot riding on this, Bernard.

[01:42:55] All right, feeling the pressure.

[01:42:57] Let's go with clubhouse.

[01:42:59] Come on Bernard, you fucking clanker.

[01:43:01] Come on, baby.

[01:43:02] You literally want me to lose.

[01:43:05] Like you're after me, you know.

[01:43:06] Come on Bernard.

[01:43:07] You want me to lose.

[01:43:08] Big B.

[01:43:09] They fuckin' be.

[01:43:11] Guys, best of luck.

[01:43:12] I'm gonna mute, man.

[01:43:13] Yo, Bernard, I never wanna see your face ever again.

[01:43:16] You fat idiot.

[01:43:17] Mate, the better, man, the better.

[01:43:19] Yo, how did your voice sound the exact same, bro?

[01:43:22] It's been like a year.

[01:43:23] You scalded a boy.

[01:43:24] You have testosterone in your body?

[01:43:25] Scalded with a 50 gifted.

[01:43:27] Scalded, I love you.

[01:43:27] Chat, this is scalded.

[01:43:29] I love you, bro.

[01:43:30] Chat, this is gonna be the most toxic 1v1,

[01:43:33] maybe a lane straight of the game.

[01:43:35] All right.

[01:43:36] All right, guys.

[01:43:37] I don't even want to ban, bro.

[01:43:39] So, last thing I want to ask you guys before we get in there, Richie, what is the score prediction for this game?

[01:43:45] Uh, I'm not sure of a score, but I'm taking this shit home. Come on.

[01:43:48] Aris back.

[01:43:49] What is your score prediction for this game?

[01:43:51] Oh, shut your ugly ass up, bro.

[01:43:54] How do I get a straight?

[01:43:55] How do I get a straight?

[01:43:57] Chat, how do I get a straight?

[01:44:00] How do I get a straight?

[01:44:04] Come on.

[01:44:04] Richie vs. Coro, this is going to be set in line.

[01:44:38] You're a fat loser, bro.

[01:44:40] Fat?

[01:44:41] Yo, have you ever touched a dumbbell in your life, bro?

[01:44:43] Yes, bro.

[01:44:44] I had a dumbbell thrown in my bed, bro.

[01:44:46] I don't know.

[01:44:47] I missed this chat.

[01:44:49] I'm going to be honest, I missed this too.

[01:44:51] 2.9 Kati with a 34 with a plus.

[01:44:55] I actually had this one.

[01:44:57] CC, huh?

[01:44:59] CC?

[01:45:00] See my good little boy and drone it.

[01:45:04] All right, chat.

[01:45:05] Squirt over, switchy.

[01:45:06] I have a feeling.

[01:45:07] Like let's be honest bro. They both have gigantic egos. They're both really talented at the game.

[01:45:12] Dead with the 10 gifted dead. Put it in my ahhh.

[01:45:15] They both have gigantic egos. They're both good at the game. Made the best man win today.

[01:45:25] Richie.

[01:45:28] Richie get a shoot down with cctv connector window.

[01:45:31] Squirtle playing inside in cash. Pretty locked in right now.

[01:45:34] Squirtle reminds me of Mick Levin.

[01:45:40] Alright, so I'm about to almost got me with that. I'm 1 HP.

[01:45:43] You're so funny, bro.

[01:45:49] What you gonna chop?

[01:45:52] What you gonna break this cycle here?

[01:45:54] Squirtle sitting in the objective.

[01:45:56] Chatter them over, they can't hear me.

[01:45:58] This is so nostalgic, man.

[01:46:05] Squirtle's gonna put the bandit on the scene.

[01:46:07] A bomb has been looked at.

[01:46:09] Richie's massive bandit.

[01:46:11] Can I come out of construction now?

[01:46:13] Wait, Richie's gonna use that hole to throw flashes, I think.

[01:46:18] What if both the sequel are missing completely?

[01:46:22] Richie's name is looking pretty nice, though.

[01:46:27] Squirtle's playing this pixel B.

[01:46:34] Outback.

[01:46:35] Outback.

[01:46:36] You are terrible!

[01:46:37] Outback.

[01:46:38] Outback.

[01:46:39] Outback.

[01:46:40] Better lock in, you better not play like that all day.

[01:46:42] You better not play like that all day.

[01:46:45] You better not, I don't want you to play like that all day.

[01:46:48] I have full flash, first round back.

[01:46:49] Bad work.

[01:46:50] That's bad work.

[01:46:51] Don't play like that all game, I got it.

[01:46:53] So Squirtle, what was your role in the game?

[01:46:55] I beg you.

[01:46:56] What was your thought process in round one there?

[01:46:58] Like take us through the mind of Squirtle in round one.

[01:47:00] He was gonna start to swing in, but I knew it.

[01:47:02] So pre-fired, straight up.

[01:47:04] So you're gonna get straight off the flash.

[01:47:06] Okay, I feel you, Squirtle.

[01:47:08] Squirtle, one to zero, Brown.

[01:47:10] Do you feel confidence going into the rest of the game?

[01:47:12] I'm begging you, I feel like that.

[01:47:13] Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.

[01:47:15] I want him to win, I want him to win.

[01:47:18] I bet.

[01:47:20] All right, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck.

[01:47:21] Guys.

[01:47:22] You guys brought me trouble in my life.

[01:47:25] Ever since I met this kid I hate him with every bit of my bow.

[01:47:29] Yo, what the fuck? Yo, close the schools, holy shit.

[01:47:32] What the fuck?

[01:47:33] Come on, hear it, I know.

[01:47:34] What the fuck?

[01:47:35] Where are we going, there you go.

[01:47:37] You hate Ritchie.

[01:47:38] You said a bitchie brought torment to you?

[01:47:41] That's both. That's both.

[01:47:42] Every day I've been called SpongeBob.

[01:47:44] I've been called SpongeBob.

[01:47:45] Every day! Every day!

[01:47:47] Every day I've been called SpongeBob.

[01:47:48] Because of this kid.

[01:47:52] Five seconds before the insertion.

[01:47:53] I can move that. You're all full count.

[01:47:56] Oh yeah, I'm full.

[01:48:00] Bro, squirtle it.

[01:48:01] What happened? I called you SpongeBob at school, you can't handle it?

[01:48:04] You gonna shove them lockers, bro?

[01:48:05] Yes, I'm home schooled. I had a cut, bro. I got bullied.

[01:48:09] Yeah.

[01:48:14] Richie on the smoke, squirtle on the back.

[01:48:17] I think Richie might take a play out of my playbook here with the smoke.

[01:48:23] My mom just texted me on SpongeBob. Nope, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

[01:48:30] Nope.

[01:48:34] Everything's all right.

[01:48:37] What?

[01:48:38] Uh, Squirtle's sounding a little bit demonic today. Richie is playing behind the CCTV server

[01:48:45] rack.

[01:48:46] The thing about Clubhouse, bro, is attacking CC in a 1v1 is really hard because Richie's

[01:48:52] right he reinforced up the garage walls nobody ever wants to hop through that

[01:48:56] window so he's kind of forcing like Squirtle's best point to enter is like

[01:49:02] maybe main status or com like they're all kind of bad for Squirtle

[01:49:09] Should I floor bang richie?

[01:49:16] Pretty squirtle type of floor bang richie there.

[01:49:25] Jinxy, you're my hero, can I fuck you?

[01:49:32] Okay.

[01:49:33] What?

[01:49:34] What?

[01:50:05] No, what's he shot at?

[01:50:23] Fuck, are you done?

[01:50:29] That's what I said.

[01:50:30] Wow bro, what are you doing, what are you doing?

[01:50:48] Wow.

[01:50:49] Oh come on.

[01:50:50] Wow.

[01:50:51] Alright nice shot bro, nice shot.

[01:50:55] Wow.

[01:50:56] bro. Holy shit. I'm sorry. Okay, bro. You are too true to be impolite. I don't see you.

[01:51:06] Okay. Squirtle, your mic's turning a little bit like, um, metallic.

[01:51:13] Yeah, I know. That's why I said my discord looks bad. Okay. Okay. I think it's good now. I think

[01:51:19] it's in and out, in and out. Wait, Squirtle, is there any chance we could get a handcam today

[01:51:24] or not. I mean it's gonna make me play weird if you want me to. How about I show my whole desk

[01:51:30] and make sure I have nothing plugged in. No, no, no, just show like just I just want to see,

[01:51:33] I just want to see your your controller right now that's all.

[01:51:38] I got some clothes on, hold on.

[01:51:43] I mean do you just want me to show my whole setup? Yeah, let me just see the 7-up score,

[01:51:46] because I might get disconnected. Wait, what happened? I might get disconnected

[01:51:50] I'm not going to get active on Discord call because I'm on my Xbox.

[01:51:52] Oh, okay. Yeah, that's fine, that's fine.

[01:51:56] And Ramin, I think you're good.

[01:51:58] That's fine, buddy.

[01:52:00] You're good.

[01:52:02] I'm dead? I got that.

[01:52:04] I know you're both.

[01:52:06] I was just putting on pants.

[01:52:08] Wait, you were putting on pants for no reason.

[01:52:10] Were you playing Season?

[01:52:12] I put my underwear.

[01:52:14] God.

[01:52:16] That's just passion.

[01:52:18] is passion so you just roll out a bat in your right on xbox squirtle wait a

[01:52:26] dagger need to locate this quarter you just roll out of the bat in your right

[01:52:29] your right on xbox chat that is yeah I need a lock it in bro holy shit it's been

[01:52:34] a while bro it's been a while wait Richard did you have all three of your

[01:52:39] smokes there or no I'd want I'd want

[01:52:42] back. Yeah. So, Squirtle, you just rolled out of bed. Yeah, pretty much. Thanks, bro.

[01:52:53] I appreciate it. That's kind of what I did when I was a kid, bro. I still kind of do

[01:52:58] it. Yeah, have you know, bro? I mean, fake friend. Yeah, this kid is losing his marbles

[01:53:05] today. I don't know. I don't know what's happening right now. Squirtle's mentally

[01:53:09] well feeling sort of was gonna win because we're just so good at what he knows

[01:53:19] Bro, Richie knows quarters in here. I was about a chump out on your

[01:53:29] Why aren't you talking no more

[01:53:33] Love

[01:53:39] Yeah, this is just so proud of me.

[01:53:42] Oh, Bob.

[01:53:43] Watching this escape.

[01:53:44] Did you see the blue?

[01:54:09] What are you doing bro?

[01:54:38] How scared are you?

[01:54:42] Oh my hands are wet.

[01:54:53] WHAT?!

[01:54:54] And this kid's using a Bosch G, bro. Nice.

[01:54:57] Yeah, you're not peeking me. I don't have any bullets on my 12, bro.

[01:55:00] Yeah, bro. What am I playing against?

[01:55:04] Holy shit.

[01:55:06] I'm gonna take your life!

[01:55:09] You're not gonna play like this normally, how much are you?

[01:55:13] How much are you, Dave?

[01:55:15] Dude, I haven't played it in eight months bro, relax.

[01:55:19] It's not been eight months bro, don't start with that Dave.

[01:55:22] I don't play this game anymore too bro.

[01:55:27] Sorry bro, let me marinate in, let me marinate in.

[01:55:31] Relax.

[01:55:32] You're kind of like Avid before he brings out the shield right now bro.

[01:55:36] No, I'm playing a fucking

[01:55:39] Play a fucking the 1v1 sense

[01:55:47] Hey, all it takes is one though, bro, let me get one. I'm not going to do not let me get one all it takes is one

[01:55:52] I don't want you to get one. This is getting boring, bro. Let me get one

[01:56:01] You found the script

[01:56:06] your app. Why?

[01:56:11] This is what I hear. It's like a visual scan.

[01:56:16] Just pause the time within after. Yeah, I know Squirtle.

[01:56:19] It's like a safe. You're so annoying.

[01:56:24] Well, can I have money after I win this game?

[01:56:28] Please, I need money. I'm broke. Fuck.

[01:56:31] I have an iPhone 6. What?

[01:56:35] I

[01:56:37] Bro this vigil scan sound is gonna have an iPhone 6 and that doesn't buy me a phone

[01:56:42] Yeah, this is gonna sound is actually gonna make me lose my mind

[01:56:47] Bro, is we're gonna 70 like dude, I'm telling you though chat

[01:56:51] I'm not even just saying this. I think in 1v1s in 1v1 specifically squirt might be the best player on Xbox

[01:56:59] Stop it as a play Xbox any more

[01:57:01] case it doesn't really like 1v1s and then goes PS

[01:57:05] Rich is BS. I think squirtle might be the best Xbox one be one or I'm out of here like I cannot

[01:57:15] Yeah, but stop it as a black box anymore, please

[01:57:19] Now that would be set up

[01:57:22] But guys stop it as a play I'm located by attackers

[01:57:26] Right the last time they won't be one was that video and scorelock she won

[01:57:29] What are you squirtles inside because there's a goo mime in this truck?

[01:57:39] Squirtle's kind of like moving confidence, hell.

[01:57:46] Jinx you're beautiful.

[01:57:48] Oh thank you man, thank you.

[01:57:50] I haven't heard that in like months, thank you.

[01:57:55] Squirtle's gonna swing.

[01:57:57] Oh

[01:58:12] My god

[01:58:17] I didn't miss a fucking shot. Oh my gosh, bro

[01:58:27] That's insane

[01:58:30] That's insane. I should have missed a fucking bullet. Oh my gosh. Don't just wrap this up

[01:58:45] I guess bro, you just had all headshot. Do you got it, buddy?

[01:58:49] Yeah

[01:58:57] Everyone take out that movie more bro. I haven't I'm like it's like 14 to 4

[01:59:02] That's like the squirt. I haven't beat Squirtle in like a year. I'm not even kidding

[01:59:08] Literally, I did the last time was on Oregon Squirtle when you sank me

[01:59:15] Do I like play doors and I lose when I sleep everyone is saying that you're a Sam Brown

[01:59:21] Can you just like do a hand cam or is it like

[01:59:27] Just get your camera on.

[01:59:29] Yeah.

[01:59:30] Yeah.

[01:59:31] Like I said, it's been a while now.

[01:59:34] Bro, you're just like, I'm actually going to do Xbox.

[01:59:39] Yo, can you not show my face for like 20 seconds?

[01:59:41] Like, don't kill it for like 20 seconds?

[01:59:43] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:59:44] Go, go, go.

[01:59:45] You're going to not show it.

[01:59:46] Not showing, not showing.

[01:59:47] Ricky's going to show it, bro.

[01:59:48] I'm not.

[01:59:49] I want to show it.

[01:59:50] Bro, you think I'm wearing like that, bro?

[01:59:51] Come on.

[01:59:52] All right.

[01:59:53] Hold on.

[01:59:54] You're good.

[01:59:55] Yeah.

[01:59:56] But I'm not stalling. I just want to see the I will see his controller

[02:00:04] Can I show now for now?

[02:00:08] Wait Squirtle, can I show can I show oh?

[02:00:10] He's on his phone. Okay. He said yes, wait Squirtle. All right. Let me see your whole life. Let me see your set up, dude

[02:00:20] Yeah, bro, he's colder dude. Yeah, I didn't think he has space for a keyboard, bro

[02:00:26] I

[02:00:28] Bro are you default controller Squirtle which world thumbs up you can hear me

[02:00:33] Bro, he has the stomping thumbs

[02:00:36] This kids look at his thumb. Yeah, this kid's thumb is fucking huge. That's why he's good, bro. Oh my god

[02:00:45] Bro, he has the stomping thumb

[02:00:49] No fucking wonder bro. He's got said he's got said

[02:00:52] He's got that okay. Yeah, Richie. You're never waiting this bro. He has he has to stop it. I see one bro

[02:01:00] Like got on the board chat. Oh my god

[02:01:04] What was it makes sense bro, you have to stop him thumb you were blessed. It's like the shawing out of siege

[02:01:14] It's the shawing on dude. See that's the thing bro. Look at my thumb chat like no fucking wonder, bro

[02:01:19] Yeah, I can feel free.

[02:01:21] I feel good.

[02:01:22] Are you working for y'all?

[02:01:23] I don't know what's going on.

[02:01:24] Yeah.

[02:01:25] That is?

[02:01:26] I can't feel any.

[02:01:28] It's even like I'm a player.

[02:01:30] I don't know what's happening.

[02:01:32] It's good.

[02:01:33] I can see y'all working.

[02:01:34] I'm a richie.

[02:01:35] This would be a set of my comeback, bro.

[02:01:36] I'm just saying this would be a set of my ass comeback.

[02:01:39] Come on.

[02:01:40] My phone battery dies in four seconds.

[02:01:43] I just went from 40 to five.

[02:01:46] You got to get Xbox game by because I can't play new season on discord

[02:01:50] Brawl is no way I might just go right I'll try like if I if I like my headset to my PC my audio is asked

[02:01:55] It needs to be directly to my rover

[02:01:58] Doesn't ask me to play date one to these fake kids all good though

[02:02:03] Yo, are we in are we started what's happening? Yeah, it's not working I

[02:02:06] I

[02:02:09] Unpause it wait who has hopes that this word I don't I don't have those yet

[02:02:13] Wait, maybe just pause on pause. Maybe I'm glitched wait if I leave doesn't start the game see if that works doesn't start now

[02:02:22] Yeah, yeah, I did yeah

[02:02:24] I knew that was like you want to reconnect you want to reconnect and then yeah, no, just wait around

[02:02:31] Chum up digging for gold, bro, it's buggers, dude

[02:02:35] Bro my whole room's gonna get clipped for having gummy worms on my desk bro

[02:02:39] You're a nasty fuck, but I gotta clean their room. I do. I killed hi. I do

[02:02:47] So wait, I have the thump stomp in folks. Yeah

[02:02:50] That's like that's like that's like the show I'm only like 5 10

[02:02:59] Yes, what do you shot you shot up there, bro?

[02:03:02] Wait, I can't spec this is the weirdest bitch ever I can only watch richie. You want me to leave no

[02:03:08] You can only watch Ricky. Yeah, it does not let me watch anything else

[02:03:13] It's like treating it like I'm on his team

[02:03:16] All right, good luck guys, this will be the greatest comeback. Lycan is 50 x-tons you go

[02:03:28] Classic I know

[02:03:32] Can't do that

[02:03:42] He does like his SMG 11

[02:03:45] If Richie wins this, I'll be horn swaddled.

[02:03:52] He's down 4-0 against like a controller or a board lord.

[02:04:01] he's gonna shoot a shotgun hold up with a nice portion of the flash i think

[02:04:20] i wonder if it's a pack but i might not

[02:04:27] Squirtle's just like Thanos, he wants.

[02:04:36] Ooh, he's gonna leave the C4 crept on the door.

[02:04:39] That way Richie can never really walk in.

[02:04:45] Bro, he's gonna be-

[02:04:46] Okay, that's not as fuck!

[02:04:53] See, now Richie has to change his position.

[02:04:55] That was techie.

[02:04:57] Chet that was very techie.

[02:05:04] Wow, Richie ended up having to go on low to try to get the C4.

[02:05:07] It's world picking up.

[02:05:11] Bro, I think it's gonna pick up the C4.

[02:05:14] Yeah, bro. Oh my god.

[02:05:16] Oh, no.

[02:05:18] This kid is playing the cringiest stuff.

[02:05:21] How is that cringe? I'm just running bare hands.

[02:05:24] can't do anything on my life i can't do anything bro this kid doesn't control on fucking cash

[02:05:31] you can't walk in cash i go red i get nitro red someone tell me what to do this is insane

[02:05:36] bro i'm actually like lost i should play never even fucking seen this in my life

[02:05:42] I did not think this was going to happen, oh god, I did not think this was going to

[02:05:59] happen.

[02:06:00] Bro.

[02:06:01] 7-0?

[02:06:02] Jesus Christ.

[02:06:03] Bro.

[02:06:04] I did not think this was going to happen.

[02:06:11] I did not think this was gonna happen. Oh my god.

[02:06:13] I don't even know what to say, bro. It's just like easy as hell.

[02:06:23] Oh no, this is awful.

[02:06:29] I think the game's bugged again, Jim. See, I think you need to leave in the game.

[02:06:32] That should piss me off, bro.

[02:06:34] This is tough. Bro has to leave and join back, bro.

[02:06:41] Yo, this is bad. This is bad. This is bad. This is bad.

[02:06:49] I know how rich he feels though, bro.

[02:06:51] I feel like against Squirtle, there's just not like, just nothing you can do.

[02:06:56] I don't know how to explain it.

[02:06:58] You know, 1v1, I actually think he might be the best console 1v1er in the world. I'm not kidding.

[02:07:05] I actually think he might be the best console 1v1er in the world. I'm not holding it.

[02:07:10] I'm cuz obviously stop is not a constant check not please I'm telling you like I played against this kid

[02:07:20] His aim is perfect and he like knows one-by-one sounds

[02:07:32] Get mingo mingo maybe could beat scoreboard mingo's not a bad shout

[02:07:40] I don't know, I don't think Mingo might swung me once, I know.

[02:07:45] Dude bro, to be fair.

[02:07:47] What are you doing?

[02:07:49] Yeah bro, you got it bro.

[02:07:51] You're the greatest 1v1 player I've ever seen now.

[02:07:54] I took a break and I don't know, you've been in the labs bro.

[02:07:57] You got it bro.

[02:07:58] I tried to do some retarded check.

[02:08:00] I tried to do some brain dead shit bro,

[02:08:01] because I played correctly the last five rounds and it didn't work so.

[02:08:05] Literally played COD, literally said 20 rounds out every day.

[02:08:09] I have I I have

[02:08:11] Sure, bro

[02:08:13] I mean you got a brother. You got a good shit

[02:08:16] Thanks, bro. I appreciate it. I

[02:08:18] Have one of those maps can't really do nothing about it. Oh

[02:08:22] I would see you three

[02:08:24] Every single first bull is going to my head

[02:08:27] You're not like yeah, nobody's beating you at this pace

[02:08:31] Anybody in here, I saw him lose the best control in the world. It's fucking insane

[02:08:36] You got it, bro. I fucking I can't pull it. It thinks you have to leave and throw it back again

[02:08:43] Yo, what is going on, bro?

[02:08:46] Chat mingo said I'm up to oh on squirrel. I'm good. I mean mingo would be

[02:08:56] We're running back running back when I'm back in the flow

[02:09:00] still up on you I

[02:09:02] I'd be so glad to run it back soon. I think she said latest is the greater

[02:09:07] Like yeah, I'll definitely be back. So I'm not excuses. Are you being me fair and square, bro?

[02:09:13] No excuses. He's not even over in your act like this pro you can pull an avid Q game. Yeah, bro

[02:09:22] This is like watching a car crash broke seven

[02:09:26] Oh

[02:09:30] Chat who could humble squirtle round stop in his own PC guys, but he's not

[02:09:36] Mingo doesn't want to play him cuz he's up to oh also like mingo. I don't know playing

[02:09:45] Cuz you're always gonna have in the back of your mind is this guy's sniping I don't know I don't know

[02:09:51] Well, I don't know. I actually think Squirtle is the best 1v1 player on console.

[02:10:02] Guys, let's pull the bullshit aside for a second. I didn't know if anyone's ever 7-0

[02:10:08] I'm not gonna be kidding when I say this. I don't think anyone has ever seven-odd Richie.

[02:10:22] Sam. Now, Sam vs. Squirtle would be cinema.

[02:10:27] I don't think anyone has ever seven-odd Richie. Like, if he does this, I think this would be the first time that he's ever seen Richie.

[02:10:33] Richie, where are you?

[02:10:36] Oh my god, this kid sounds creepy. Jesus.

[02:10:40] It's gonna be the exact same round by the way.

[02:10:43] This kid sounds creepy. This voice, voice be seen, voice be seen.

[02:10:50] Hey, he sounded creepy right there. Did you hear that?

[02:11:06] I'm just saying bro a 7-0 would be fucking crazy a 7-0 would be insane

[02:11:19] Yeah, maybe I can humble for the lack I don't know maybe I can beat for them

[02:11:28] Why are you guys I literally can't walk in why are you guys laughing?

[02:11:31] I walk in on my truck chap why are y'all laughing this shit's literally insane

[02:11:43] I think I could beat this kid check tonight play him I haven't beat him in a year I'm

[02:11:51] not even serious he's like the final boss of this Rick she's definitely overthinking

[02:11:56] it a little bit though which is normal if you're like in your head

[02:12:01] I'm walking that door what are you for ever

[02:12:09] you see toward another door

[02:12:13] Oh

[02:12:20] Come on bro. Oh

[02:12:22] Mom no, I just like a cornball yo on my life, bro

[02:12:27] You play like a cornball. I've met like this is worse than shields. You're putting just C4s on doorways

[02:12:31] I just gotta I just gotta like pray to God. I just run through it and you don't blow it

[02:12:36] Richie richie nervous now cuz I

[02:12:38] I've literally never seen my strides that like new tech since I left you just throw C4s under always I

[02:12:45] Don't know it is kind of smart like I can't I can't go below and shoot it

[02:12:58] Like like people are saying oh, oh, it's easy to corner. No, I promise you it's not that easy, bro

[02:13:02] I'm gonna be honest like I felt like

[02:13:06] When I played Squirtle in the past, there's been points when I felt completely and utterly helpless.

[02:13:12] I don't even know what to say.

[02:13:14] You don't understand. I just whisked my whole- No world! You should win that round. I just whisked my whole nag, bro.

[02:13:20] Nice, bro. Put a C4 on the doorway and just sit there.

[02:13:22] Richie, that would have been the first time you've ever been 7-O'd, right? You've never been 7-O'd.

[02:13:26] Yeah, my life, yeah.

[02:13:27] That's what I thought. That's what I thought on the chat.

[02:13:29] I think you ever been 7-O'd.

[02:13:30] Squirtle, you have the worstest Gordon Mike ever.

[02:13:35] discord mic and we cannot

[02:13:37] see some like uh...

[02:13:38] scurvy some like optimus prime

[02:13:41] i'd just with my whole

[02:13:44] i hear you're on the side of the crime was a hit

[02:13:47] it doesn't help it sounds like you got a lot of nuts that's in the streets

[02:13:52] holy shit

[02:13:55] it's both of them dropped

[02:13:57] yeah some of the exact same

[02:13:59] it's getting personal now

[02:14:02] I'm muted. I it was only a matter of time, bro. I kind of want to play Squirtle chat. I'm feeling confident. I

[02:14:09] Kind of want to play Squirtle

[02:14:21] Come on, bro, you're going she has far easily. Wow, what are you going she has for come on? I

[02:14:27] I

[02:14:29] Try to close out the door if you come back in with this

[02:14:33] I'll be crippled. This will be the greatest come back and see just to me

[02:14:38] No, no, no, no, no, I thought you said you were the boss

[02:14:42] All right, I said

[02:14:44] In between the rounds for don't take it out enough, bro

[02:14:47] Like sort of relax. Oh

[02:14:49] the end of the, oh my god, oh my god!

[02:14:54] Squirtle, bro, you're up six to two. Take a chill pill, bro.

[02:14:57] It's not the end of the world. You're up six to two.

[02:15:00] Bro, Squirtle, you did choke.

[02:15:02] But because what is that, you know, the embarrassment I would have

[02:15:05] if I, like, lose this game?

[02:15:07] I would not be able to show my face ever again.

[02:15:09] Yeah, I'm good. Yes, that is true. Six though.

[02:15:12] I was about to do that without it if you came back, bro.

[02:15:15] Squirtle, why are you using shields?

[02:15:17] Yeah, but I know that's not your bag kid. That's not your bag. That is my bag. You know it to know it is

[02:15:23] Now I feel like your bag is like ash, bro

[02:15:26] Or like just stupid shit like

[02:15:29] I just didn't need to leave the game

[02:15:31] Sorry, sorry

[02:15:34] Relax bro. God damn relax

[02:15:37] Holy shit, bro

[02:15:39] What's today? Thank God. Thank God it's Saturday. Holy shit the schools are closed

[02:15:44] gosh

[02:15:46] Squirtle, bro. Relax. Be back Squirtle. Squirtle, you're literally winning, bro. It sounds like you're losing the anger you are. Jesus Christ. I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose.

[02:15:56] That is a horrible last concept.

[02:16:02] That's perverse psychology, idiot.

[02:16:16] I can't just get them in five seconds like I'd have to text them in

[02:16:45] see if you'd be able to find it. Wait, but is Zimzim still banned, bro?

[02:16:50] I think it's just cursed, guys. I think Zimzim is just permanent.

[02:16:54] I think Zimzim is literally over, like...

[02:17:02] Then do it now. So, Zimzim is banned? Do it now?

[02:17:15] Zim is banned do it now

[02:17:30] actually just putting C4s on the door

[02:17:35] come on come on come on come on that's be great come on

[02:17:54] actually gonna do this

[02:18:00] wait

[02:18:02] is he actually going to like come back?

[02:18:09] is he actually going to come back?

[02:18:11] keep on the nitros on the fucking windowsill

[02:18:12] the bar cell

[02:18:13] holding script

[02:18:14] yo chat

[02:18:15] let's chat with our brains for like once

[02:18:18] chat

[02:18:20] these two players have two of the most ginormous egos

[02:18:24] ever. Why would Squirtle agree to blowing a 6-0 lead? He would never in a million years do that.

[02:18:31] Why would Squirtle agree to blowing a 6-0 lead? That doesn't make any sense guys.

[02:18:37] Like that like why he would never agree to that dude. Squirtle like is the most ego-tistical

[02:18:42] little kid ever. He would never agree to blowing a 6-0 lead.

[02:18:45] for money no no I've never paid squirtle in my life

[02:19:05] come here again

[02:19:09] this would be so bad if you came back

[02:19:15] I have like a glitch where I can't spectate.

[02:19:44] I've never seen anything like this.

[02:19:50] I mean, there's no fucking way Richie goes back.

[02:19:53] That would be like the most insane thing I've ever seen in the history of this game.

[02:19:57] Ever.

[02:20:02] Alright boy.

[02:20:14] If it gets to 64, this could actually... at least it could get closed.

[02:20:27] Bro, if it gets to 64...

[02:21:35] I'm not going to lie.

[02:21:37] It is, bro.

[02:21:38] Yo, Gigi.

[02:21:39] We've got to run it back in like two weeks.

[02:21:40] I'm going to show that.

[02:21:41] I'm down.

[02:21:42] I almost threw that.

[02:21:43] Gigi's.

[02:21:44] Wow.

[02:21:45] Wow.

[02:21:46] Okay, I'm going to go pee.

[02:21:47] I'm going to go pee really quick.

[02:21:48] Chad, should I play Squirtle?

[02:21:49] Yes or no?

[02:23:50] I'm winning this shit.

[02:24:05] Fuck.

[02:24:06] Shut up and win this shit.

[02:24:12] Yo, Squirtle.

[02:24:15] You'll squirt off.

[02:24:20] Squirt off, come party chat.

[02:24:25] Rem predictions.

[02:24:28] Chat rem predictions, rem predictions, rem predictions.

[02:24:31] Rem predictions.

[02:24:32] Rem predictions.

[02:24:33] You're going to miss the Rocket League tournament?

[02:24:35] It starts at seven?

[02:24:36] Now, it'll be good.

[02:24:39] I'll put the game to five.

[02:24:41] I'll put the game to five.

[02:24:44] Rapistain, Shannon, and I fuck with it up all.

[02:24:52] Shannon, if I beat Squirtlebro, come on, dude.

[02:24:59] We want Zim.

[02:25:00] Guys, I don't know if I'm speaking English or like Russian or Spanish.

[02:25:04] Zim is banned on Twitch, which means Zim can't be on the street.

[02:25:08] Also, let's hypothetically say Zim wasn't banned on Twitch.

[02:25:12] not just gonna get on right now I have to like text him before him yeah if

[02:25:22] someone's banned on Twitch chat they cannot be in my stream because not how

[02:25:25] it works. Where's Squirtle, bro?

[02:25:31] I

[02:25:38] Yo, Squirtle get on the Xbox party

[02:25:44] Yo, yo Squirtle get it here me. Yeah, I was bought reviewing that stuff

[02:25:50] Squirtle um, what I have your next opponent, Squirtle. Oh, it's me

[02:25:58] Squirtle listen, I'll give you a B. Oh, all right

[02:26:02] What's good if you beat me

[02:26:07] I'll give you $200

[02:26:09] But and you can get a new phone or $300. I get $300

[02:26:15] All right, $300 if you beat me because I want you to be at your best. I want you to be locking in

[02:26:21] $300 I don't know. I just beat Abbot. I'm feeling pretty confident. I'm feeling pretty confident

[02:26:26] I kind of want to hug you

[02:26:28] If that was 2023, I would be like, okay that kid on Montee's like in dating but loads like hard to play against

[02:26:35] Buddy, he's like he has a kid now. He's 30 years old, bro. It's not hard to beat him

[02:26:41] I mean, I'm not even happy after that game. I'm not even happy

[02:26:51] It's actually a joke I'm not even happy that I'm

[02:26:54] If I beat you like would you say that I owned you?

[02:26:58] I'm not even like happy. I'm not even remotely happy. I'm like the press now like I wanted a

[02:27:11] If I beat you, um, if I beat you, uh, I'm officially better than you.

[02:27:33] I'm definitely better than you.

[02:27:34] You're sure, bro?

[02:27:35] I'll say it.

[02:27:36] If I beat you, no, you won't, bro.

[02:27:38] You're just gonna leave.

[02:27:39] It's just I will.

[02:27:40] You're gonna kick me from the party and not pay me Squirtle. I'm gonna pay you if you be if you be

[02:27:51] Yeah, I could have got really weird and brought out the clash against Richie

[02:27:58] So Squirtle, I'm just gonna let you know now this is gonna be the hardest ever trap in my life, okay?

[02:28:04] Thanks, see I'm not scared. Are you game?

[02:28:07] I'm not scared bro that's like saying yo I beat like the worst champ ever like

[02:28:18] if he's not good he's not good anymore like saying anything would you say

[02:28:23] your as it right now the best console player yes right now you can bring me

[02:28:30] Anyone in a one-to-one, I'll beat them a hundred percent of the time

[02:28:36] We saw that into Richie, I've got a seven of Richie, you've never seen Richie lose like that

[02:28:47] You're a little poor milliard Aaron forgot about me

[02:29:00] Are you sure you're not high?

[02:29:02] I'm hurt.

[02:29:17] I sold.

[02:29:18] No, no, no.

[02:29:20] Did I attack you? I didn't attack you. Are you proud?

[02:29:24] What are you doing?

[02:29:26] No.

[02:29:27] I hurt you, but not me.

[02:29:28] I mean, listen, bro, you know I'm always going to be like,

[02:29:30] I know, I have a, I shouldn't have picked that.

[02:29:32] I have a, it's only up to five, like, don't, don't sell.

[02:29:35] Don't get five. Oh yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right.

[02:29:38] Oh my gosh. You're literally only good at this operator.

[02:29:41] Someone's going to ban this. This is the only operator where you actually

[02:29:45] terrify me on.

[02:29:48] I terrify you. How sweet. On Ash, that's the only operator.

[02:29:53] How sweet.

[02:29:53] I'm just saying bro. Don't lose this. Alright, don't lose this.

[02:29:59] I'll never show my head ever again if I lose to you bro.

[02:30:03] Say that one. So if you lose to me, you'll never, you'll never show your face to the streams again.

[02:30:11] That's how, like you have to have an ego squirtle. I'm not that bad.

[02:30:15] It's how much of an embarrassed now get out of losing to you.

[02:30:19] You would get an embarrassment. Wait, so how bad do you actually think I am like really bad?

[02:30:27] Okay, I'll just give them a one to ten how bad you think I am for a champ

[02:30:32] 8 to a nine

[02:30:38] Well, you're losing

[02:30:41] What's it say the score out loud down to ten right now this was one to zero 14 to four

[02:30:46] I know but for all I'm like grinding game now bro. I've been playing the game. I'm not like as bad as I was in here.

[02:30:53] I don't even touch the game and play you bro.

[02:30:58] Well I know what you did. You said $300 in a phone to get me nervous so you can beat me.

[02:31:04] Nope. I just wanted you at your best. I want you to try your absolute hardest. So I wanted to give you an incentive.

[02:31:10] I'll give you $300 you'll beat me. I've been feeling confident lately bro.

[02:31:16] Bunker?

[02:31:24] What this from Shaco?

[02:31:25] Is it like a fun spot or something?

[02:31:30] Are you Bunker with ace for it?

[02:31:36] Wait, I'm lost.

[02:31:39] I gotta lock in.

[02:31:40] No, I'm bad.

[02:31:41] I thought I went upstairs.

[02:31:42] Nomad.

[02:31:43] Are you trying to nomad me?

[02:31:44] I was going to try to no matter me and the

[02:31:48] I see

[02:33:14] Let's go bro.

[02:33:28] Wow I literally played so bad in the last 20 seconds.

[02:33:32] Alright.

[02:33:34] I'm gonna do some weird strats against you bro.

[02:33:38] You're so...

[02:33:40] all headed buzzard.

[02:33:42] What is a buzzer?

[02:33:44] What the fuck is a buzzer?

[02:33:46] Jim, what is a buzzer?

[02:33:51] Milesi has a shotgun?

[02:33:53] And his secondary does?

[02:33:55] Since when?

[02:33:56] You didn't know that?

[02:33:58] No.

[02:34:00] Well, you didn't be in visual.

[02:34:02] How sweet.

[02:34:04] Okay, let me focus.

[02:34:06] Let me focus.

[02:34:08] I'm gonna gritty on you every round every round I win I'm gonna gritty

[02:34:17] Don't call me that don't call me that

[02:34:39] So weird question so when I win right you $300 when I win can you buy me like

[02:34:45] 3 $100 X box gift cards that'll have a cash out for anything

[02:34:52] Yeah fat idiot

[02:34:56] Listen to me when I'm speaking

[02:34:59] 15 shut up

[02:35:02] Okay

[02:35:05] God shut up

[02:35:08] Okay

[02:35:10] Wait until you win, bro. And then you can talk. The game's tied right now. We only got four more rounds to go.

[02:35:21] It's so neat.

[02:35:40] You have located a bomb.

[02:37:10] Hey, Lihya, you're cute, girl.

[02:37:40] Fifteen seconds left.

[02:37:45] Ten seconds.

[02:37:50] Five seconds.

[02:37:57] Why did you get off?

[02:37:59] I should have stuck it.

[02:38:00] You playing it there? You playing it there? You gave me the round.

[02:38:03] I thought you'd play me in the corner. You gave me the round.

[02:38:06] You gave- I would have lost. I would have lost.

[02:38:08] I thought you were running to the head hole that you made to shoot me,

[02:38:11] because you knew where I was planting.

[02:38:13] So I tried to get off it.

[02:38:14] I thought you were in the corner.

[02:38:15] Fuck!

[02:38:16] Man!

[02:38:18] God damn it!

[02:38:20] So when you got off, I was already in meeting.

[02:38:24] God, that was such a fucking joke.

[02:38:27] You're playing terrible.

[02:38:27] Yeah, I know.

[02:38:28] That's why I'm talking about it.

[02:38:30] I'm playing terrible.

[02:38:32] Scoreboard.

[02:38:33] Scoreboard.

[02:38:36] Okay.

[02:38:42] That loser will never lose to you.

[02:38:44] Like, little boy.

[02:38:46] Little thumb boy.

[02:38:48] Little thumb.

[02:38:50] Shut up! Like, swore, shut the fuck up!

[02:38:52] Just take the winnig time!

[02:38:54] Shut up!

[02:38:56] Shut the fuck up!

[02:38:58] Shut up!

[02:39:00] Shut up!

[02:39:02] Goddamn!

[02:39:04] How do you have this much energy, like, my god!

[02:39:07] Shut up!

[02:39:08] Three coffee seats!

[02:39:22] More than... how cute he is!

[02:39:29] Hey, what rank are you in tournaments?

[02:39:32] I want to stream snipe you

[02:39:36] But are we gonna one-two on in rock at least you said we were gonna one be one yesterday, and we never did

[02:39:44] Yeah, drinksy

[02:42:02] Why did I run? Why am I afraid of you? I'm so much better than you! Why am I turning

[02:42:14] my back to you? You're like 12 and can't think! What am I doing? Oh my god! Why am I afraid

[02:42:20] of this kid? Holy fuck! He's not smart at all!

[02:42:23] I don't know what the fuck I'm doing I'm just terrified of this kid I don't know he's like

[02:42:40] 12 and doesn't miss bullets so it's just more to find you know this is the freest you're

[02:42:44] so rich like you're so bad at the game but you're so rich like I just don't

[02:42:50] understand

[02:42:52] yeah my court is all through the roof my court is all through the court is all

[02:42:57] you are not clav click-a-large man he's literally waste all of his flashbends all

[02:43:01] of his nomads all that to do is let him walk into the barricade and just pump

[02:43:04] him in the fucking face it's all I gotta do I don't know why I'm over

[02:43:07] thinking it God fucking damn it

[02:43:14] It's so easy. It's so fucking easy.

[02:43:21] It should be cute too.

[02:43:23] It should be cute too, bro. I'm so fucking shit. So fucking fucking...

[02:43:27] Fuck!

[02:43:29] Just overthinking. Anytime you're not confident in this game you're gonna lose. Anytime.

[02:43:33] The only way to play this game is to talk to the locator bomb.

[02:43:38] He's fucking shooting. No mads droning for three minutes. He's literally terrified.

[02:43:42] He doesn't know what to do. He never wins that round unless I turn my back to him.

[02:43:50] Never. It doesn't happen.

[02:44:02] Hi guys, it's NOT THE TIME, DIPGET!

[02:44:08] Hi guys, stop now!

[02:45:42] I mean he's just he's just a little spider look I mean no one can beat you I mean it's insane oh

[02:46:09] OH MY FUCKING CHRIST! I WANTED TO PICK SOME BITCH!

[02:46:14] I'm so much...

[02:46:16] He's just a little like, like, like, like, not like I'm so... I can't compete with genetics.

[02:46:20] He's 14. Like, he's 14 and he's found this besides of a ruler.

[02:46:24] I'm never killing this kid under any circumstance!

[02:46:29] I mean, oh my god! Is he the best player in the world?

[02:46:33] Fuck! Holy fuck!

[02:46:36] I'm never killing him ever

[02:46:40] God damn bro

[02:46:45] What dude

[02:46:59] It's not simple

[02:47:06] So, we should fight, don't we?

[02:47:08] I know what it takes to be on the one that can't sleep.

[02:47:12] It's cool.

[02:47:13] So much better than the end.

[02:47:14] Yeah, I know.

[02:47:15] Yeah, I know.

[02:47:16] I'm never killing you.

[02:47:17] You like that end?

[02:47:18] You're 18, and you have the longest

[02:47:20] stomach ever saved.

[02:47:21] No one's killing you.

[02:47:22] Where's Mingo at?

[02:47:22] No one's killing you.

[02:47:23] I don't know.

[02:47:24] I don't know.

[02:47:24] No one's capable of beating you.

[02:47:26] No one.

[02:47:27] No one.

[02:47:27] Where's Mingo at?

[02:47:28] You should have 7-0'd Richie, but you were.

[02:47:30] I mean, my god.

[02:47:31] I'm protected.

[02:47:33] No one's ever even 7-0'd Richie.

[02:47:34] What even is this?

[02:47:37] Holy fuck!

[02:47:38] What is this?

[02:47:40] What happened to you?

[02:47:41] Were you made in a lab?

[02:47:43] You're like Death's Doom for this game!

[02:47:45] Death's Doom is too insertion.

[02:47:47] You're the longest thumb I've ever seen in my life!

[02:47:50] I've never beaten you!

[02:47:52] Okay...

[02:47:55] Aha! You don't miss!

[02:47:57] You don't miss! You're like some cracked-out little kid!

[02:48:00] No one is supposed to beat you!

[02:48:01] It's not even...

[02:48:02] It doesn't make sense! I can't have to be with the genetics!

[02:48:06] My god!

[02:48:08] Fuck!

[02:48:10] No one will ever beat you!

[02:48:16] Bro, you only shoot at them, dude.

[02:48:17] Hold on, dude, I'm pretty-

[02:48:18] Bro, are you-

[02:48:23] I never get the ball back.

[02:48:25] I never get it, but he does.

[02:48:32] Cracked out a little again, nobody can get him!

[02:48:45] What are you doing?

[02:48:46] I knew you would be taking this thing off the nomads.

[02:48:48] No wait, that's more dumb than any play I've ever done in my life.

[02:48:52] Like genuinely.

[02:48:53] Your aim is so bad.

[02:48:55] Yeah!

[02:48:56] Yeah, I'm not 14 with a mega thumb.

[02:49:00] Yeah, obviously man's getting bad. I'm 24 bro. I'm 24 with a million here. What is that with my name?

[02:49:12] Your whole like life is like rainbow and sunshine game. You're not from the HUD. Yeah, but I'm 20. You're from the HUD?

[02:49:20] Yep, I worked for everything. You know how many people I had to get through to get my Xbox? Yep.

[02:49:28] I'm a gangster.

[02:49:30] Yo bro, can we stop with this fucking bandit C4 on the door bullshit?

[02:49:37] I mean my god, I can't get the wall in your C4 to the door.

[02:49:40] How bad do you want it? Holy shit!

[02:49:43] I think you got it! You got it bro! You won! You won!

[02:49:48] Bandit and C4 on the door, Jesus Christ!

[02:49:51] I can't get the wall in your name on the door!

[02:49:53] Fuck!

[02:49:55] You want it if you want me and Rocket League out there?

[02:49:57] No! No! No!

[02:49:59] I wanna die!

[02:50:03] I see.

[02:50:15] I don't wanna go near you to anything.

[02:50:16] Fuck you, Squirtle.

[02:50:19] Like, not fuck you.

[02:50:20] No, no, no, no, no, not fuck you.

[02:50:22] Like, I can't beat you.

[02:50:24] I used to be able to beat you, bro.

[02:50:25] No, your thumb, bro?

[02:50:27] Like a fuck!

[02:50:29] No one can win!

[02:50:44] You were not thinking to take that, were you?

[02:50:52] Okay, you're definitely flashed.

[02:50:55] Wait, what am I doing?

[02:50:57] I just walked the door.

[02:50:58] You wouldn't assume I'm gonna fake?

[02:50:59] You wouldn't assume I'm gonna fake?

[02:51:01] You're playing too.

[02:51:02] You wouldn't assume that I'm gonna fake?

[02:51:03] I was gonna see for you.

[02:51:05] I was gonna see for you.

[02:51:07] You owe me all the hell!

[02:51:09] Little boy Squirtle!

[02:51:11] Squirtle!

[02:51:13] Yeah, I'm gonna pay you.

[02:51:15] Hey, Squirtle, listen to me.

[02:51:17] Listen to what I'm gonna say.

[02:51:19] Just shut the fuck up and listen to your big brother for a second.

[02:51:22] Squirtle, you're the best 1v1 player

[02:51:24] one player in the history of Xbox besides

[02:51:27] something.

[02:51:29] Yeah, this little shit. Yo, Squirtle, I like yo, I you

[02:51:33] need to get into like 5v5 stacks because you have

[02:51:35] potential.

[02:51:39] Shout out your brother's talking. If you got into a

[02:51:42] good stack, and you actually know how to play in a

[02:51:45] team good, Squirtle might win tournament. I'm not kidding.

[02:51:48] I mean, your aim is perfect. Your aim is perfect.

[02:51:53] Jason already I've dropped

[02:51:56] Bro

[02:51:59] Yo, how are you gonna pay me? I'll pay you later chill. I'll pay you later

[02:52:04] I'm playing the rocket determined. I can't I can't champs. I'm up. Yo, I'm on

[02:52:09] I'm sorry. Let's go down bro. I try I really did I

[02:52:13] Did everything I tried to catch them off guard with going downstairs. I tried to catch them off guard with I'm ruining the armory I

[02:52:20] Cannot win a gunfight with him

[02:52:23] He's 13, his thumb is the size of a ruler's dick, his aim is perfect, he's toxic, and

[02:52:32] he's fucking out me fuck!

[02:52:36] I can't compete!

[02:52:39] Let's take a boy out to tournament.

[02:52:43] Look.

[02:52:45] Seven minutes.

[02:52:47] Seven minutes until tournament time.

[02:52:49] Ball's getting here.

[02:52:51] Seven minutes till tournament time.

[02:52:53] Seven minutes till tournament time.

[02:52:59] Seven minutes till tournament time.

[02:53:01] Ladies and gentlemen,

[02:53:03] Ladies and gentlemen,

[02:53:05] today is the day we are the winner of the tournament.

[02:53:11] Yo, chat.

[02:53:12] I'm not chat, chat, chat, chat.

[02:53:14] I'm not paying him right now.

[02:53:16] I'm gonna pay him later.

[02:53:17] It's not a scam.

[02:53:19] I'm gonna pay him later, I'm not gonna go buy five Xbox codes and send it to him.

[02:53:25] SHUT UP!

[02:53:26] You are extra annoying today!

[02:53:29] God!

[02:53:30] It's not a scam!

[02:53:32] SHUT UP!

[02:53:34] Fuck!

[02:53:35] Holy mother of God!

[02:53:37] I'm not going to the Xbox store and buying codes right now!

[02:53:40] I'll do it when I'm not streaming!

[02:53:42] SHUT UP!

[02:53:45] Yo, hi guys. What's good?

[02:53:47] I said Saturday to you.

[02:53:49] Good for you and I?

[02:53:51] Am I doing alright?

[02:53:53] No, no I'm not. I just played against a 13 year old kid

[02:53:56] who literally has perfect fucking aim and it's unfucking killable.

[02:54:00] I'm not doing good! I'm not doing good!

[02:54:02] I haven't beat him in a year!

[02:54:04] I'm not doing good!

[02:54:07] Yeah.

[02:54:08] How are you doing?

[02:54:10] Corpuson is really hot tonight. I can sound.

[02:54:12] Corpuson is hot! I can hear you!

[02:54:14] So, hey, no, stop!

[02:54:19] Today is the worst day of my month!

[02:54:30] Why is it sprungy for you?

[02:54:34] Well, I woke up today, bro.

[02:54:37] I'm just blessed to be able to stream tonight to an audience, bro.

[02:54:41] Like you don't start taking things you gotta stop on this fiber education actually change you

[02:54:47] It actually change you

[02:54:49] 500k viewers wait ever since then it's been down hill. I didn't hit 500k viewers

[02:54:55] I GOT BEEN UBOTED

[02:55:00] Oh, did I say congrats on that brother? I don't think I did congrats on 500k bro

[02:55:06] You back to him? You? Well, I don't know

[02:55:09] So, what is this low cortisol bullshit you're doing right now?

[02:55:18] High-vives.

[02:55:19] What is this low cortisol bullshit you're doing right now?

[02:55:25] But nah, I'm just trying to, hey, I'm just trying to, you know, calm you down.

[02:55:28] You got four minutes to, you know, have a new tournament and did lost place, like you always do.

[02:55:37] But it's all good, bro. You have to lower your cortisol first before I go.

[02:55:40] So let me get this straight. What did you just tell me?

[02:55:43] What the fuck did you just say to me?

[02:55:46] Well, what place are you going to get?

[02:55:49] Let's look at my trap record, shall we? Second, fourth, fourth. Today's the day.

[02:55:55] today's the day so I don't get last place buddy second fourth fourth hi guys

[02:56:00] if I don't win a tournament today so outside my ass cheeks hi guys today's

[02:56:07] the day buddy

[02:56:09] Bunker, um, Dixie, you got it all right I believe in you just now the whole

[02:56:17] chat believes in you type one if you believe in Dixie

[02:56:21] Now it's because they're just going to type two.

[02:56:23] You know they're going to type two.

[02:56:25] Come on.

[02:56:26] Why do that?

[02:56:27] You know they're going to type two.

[02:56:29] Bro, come on.

[02:56:31] You know.

[02:56:32] Yeah, they're typing.

[02:56:33] Get out of here!

[02:56:35] Oh.

[02:56:37] I can't think we lied or something.

[02:56:39] It's not good, bro.

[02:56:40] You know the chap believes in you, bro.

[02:56:41] No, they don't.

[02:56:42] They never do.

[02:56:44] At the end of the day, bro, we all believe in you.

[02:56:46] We got this.

[02:56:48] We're going to go out there in the tournament.

[02:56:51] And we are going to win.

[02:56:52] Yeah, I'm tired of getting second!

[02:56:55] I'm going to win today, all right?

[02:56:58] The cortisol is so high, you've had to bring it down.

[02:57:01] But bro, I just wanted to calm you down.

[02:57:03] It's all good, bro.

[02:57:05] God damn.

[02:57:07] So have I.

[02:57:08] Bob, it's shit.

[02:57:11] Look down?

[02:57:12] What do you see there?

[02:57:13] I'm not going to look down, sir.

[02:57:14] No, sir.

[02:57:15] I'm not going to look down.

[02:57:16] No.

[02:57:16] Let me see.

[02:57:17] Let me see that angle.

[02:57:20] Oh my god!

[02:57:22] So, what was the point of this phone call?

[02:57:25] Other than harassment.

[02:57:26] What was the point of this?

[02:57:27] High-bites!

[02:57:28] I was already mad I-

[02:57:29] I was already mad!

[02:57:32] Now I'm more mad!

[02:57:33] What was the point of the phone call?

[02:57:37] Looks like I did my job.

[02:57:39] Have a nice day, bro.

[02:57:41] Murderous God!

[02:57:45] Two minutes of turn, man.

[02:57:49] If, no, no, no, no.

[02:57:52] Ah, no, no, no.

[02:57:54] What's a no, no?

[02:57:55] Two minutes until the tournament.

[02:57:57] I'm gonna turn my camera.

[02:58:00] Two minutes until the tournament.

[02:58:02] No, no, no, no, no.

[02:58:04] I'm winning this.

[02:58:05] I'm winning this!

[02:58:07] I'm winning this!

[02:58:19] Hi, Buss.

[02:58:25] I don't have a kid with Bonnie Blue.

[02:58:27] I'm already having a horrible day.

[02:58:30] You just got off the phone rage-baiting me.

[02:58:33] What are you doing now?

[02:58:35] Do you want to be DASHED?

[02:58:38] Now listen, Chad, look, today's been rough.

[02:58:43] Squirtle literally embarrassed me again, alright?

[02:58:48] My court is all, all right, court is all not real.

[02:58:50] Let's get to that.

[02:58:52] Court is all not real.

[02:58:54] Hi guys, if I don't win this tournament today,

[02:58:58] I'm a loser.

[02:58:59] I'm a fucking loser.

[02:59:02] Chatterby all on the same page.

[02:59:03] If I don't win this tournament today, I'm a loser.

[02:59:07] Are we all on the same page, Chatterby?

[02:59:08] Are we all on the same page?

[02:59:48] you

[03:01:18] Okay, I ready to do.

[03:01:21] All right, chat, listen to me and listen to me, clear.

[03:01:25] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:01:27] We need music.

[03:01:28] Now, I'm done.

[03:01:29] YouTube, I'm sorry.

[03:01:30] I love y'all motherfuckers, but my God, I'm about to have a fucking breakdown.

[03:01:35] I need music and I need it now.

[03:01:37] YouTube, if you want to watch me in my first ever tournament, it's going to be

[03:01:39] on Twitch.

[03:01:40] I'm sorry.

[03:01:41] Now, let's pick up the fucking vibes.

[03:01:42] I'm done with this shit.

[03:01:44] I'm fucking done.

[03:01:45] I'm done.

[03:01:46] If I don't win this tournament, I'm a loser!

[03:02:16] Alright chat, this is how you pick up the bag.

[03:02:46] Why are people typing you when I put out my shirt?

[03:02:50] Why are people typing you when I turn off my shirt?

[03:02:56] I take out my shirt. Why are you typing you shut up?

[03:03:46] I'm here! I'm here! PIXTA! LAP THE FUCK IN!

[03:04:09] Congrats on the kid with Bonnie Blue. Shut up, never type in this chat again.

[03:04:13] Literally! You're not funny! You're not original!

[03:04:43] Ready up fucker? Yo chicken tendies, chicken tendies. I'm not ready yet. I'll ready up when I'm ready! I'll ready up when I'm ready!

[03:05:13] You have autism.

[03:05:15] Maybe I do, maybe I don't.

[03:05:17] All that I know is, I'm ready to go.

[03:05:19] Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, today, today will be our first ever tournament win.

[03:05:30] Mark my words!

[03:05:35] Today will be our first ever tournament win!

[03:05:39] Balls, I need you more locked and you've never been in your entire life.

[03:05:44] Do you understand?

[03:05:48] The last three tournaments we've got in second, fourth and fourth.

[03:05:51] Not today.

[03:05:52] Over to members.

[03:05:53] That's going number one.

[03:05:54] That's going number one.

[03:06:03] Does it look like I'm kidding?

[03:06:06] That's it! Looks like it!

[03:06:13] I'm in flow state.

[03:06:19] I'd like to fix the camera. I'd like to fix the camera. It's too soon.

[03:06:36] I'm behind you. I'm behind you.

[03:06:38] I'm behind you. I'm behind you.

[03:06:47] Yes, I can aerial now.

[03:06:49] Yes, I can aerial now!

[03:06:51] Yes, I can!

[03:06:56] High-bites!

[03:06:57] Un-zoom it!

[03:08:06] 3-0!

[03:08:31] Nope! Not today son!

[03:08:36] What are you doing?

[03:08:43] Get that big shit out of here dog!

[03:08:56] Get that bitch out of here dog!

[03:09:03] I must have him as well.

[03:09:16] I'm sorry you have a blast in the first round.

[03:09:44] You can't compete! Just forfeit!

[03:09:53] Jump down.

[03:10:01] Bops! The first thing is Bops and Tournament Caster.

[03:10:04] The first thing is Bops and Tournament.

[03:10:06] It's not a bottle, I'll be shut up!

[03:10:16] I'm gonna get out of here!

[03:10:26] Oh

[03:10:35] What do you do just hit it

[03:10:48] Bro just for me now we're not gonna win my god

[03:10:56] He missed, 3 dump, yep, easy stop.

[03:11:09] Side-trade to the left, side-trade to the left.

[03:11:22] Yo guys, just forfeit!

[03:11:24] You're down three nil with ten seconds!

[03:11:39] Now look, boss.

[03:11:41] I saw a lot of sloppiness out there.

[03:11:43] I saw a lot of...

[03:11:47] Nose pollution, nose pollution, nose pollution.

[03:11:50] I saw a lot of sloppiness out there, boss.

[03:11:54] I saw a lot of fear. I saw a lot of second guessing.

[03:11:58] Balls, I'm talking directly to you.

[03:12:02] If we're going to win this tournament, it needs to be better.

[03:12:10] That was the first round of the tournament. We're playing against the literal scrubs in the first round.

[03:12:14] It's only going to get more competitive. I need more out of you, Balls.

[03:12:18] I need more out of you. I need more out of you.

[03:12:22] I need more out of you.

[03:12:27] Chat, we are now in the second round.

[03:12:33] We are now in the second round.

[03:12:36] All we have to do is win two more games,

[03:12:42] and best of threes for the rest of the tournament.

[03:12:51] Locking.

[03:12:53] Come on, take it away from me!

[03:13:00] Locking.

[03:13:02] We'll take a little bit of luck!

[03:13:27] We'll take it!

[03:13:29] We'll take a little bit of luck.

[03:13:33] We'll take a little bit of luck.

[03:13:37] Top 60 job.

[03:13:41] Balls, that can't happen.

[03:13:47] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, balls, balls, balls, this can't happen on my team.

[03:13:59] If I-

[03:14:03] Balls.

[03:14:05] If I ever see some bullshit like that on my team again, I will rip your jersey off of your back at the speed of light. Is that a-

[03:14:25] Demo idiot! Get demoed!

[03:14:27] Do you see how I make plays?

[03:14:31] Do you see how I make plays?

[03:14:35] That's what winning a tournament takes.

[03:14:39] That's how you make plays.

[03:14:41] Now, well, don't miss the fucking ball again.

[03:14:44] Fuck.

[03:14:45] It should be two nil.

[03:14:57] That's on me, I couldn't commit earlier, I couldn't commit earlier.

[03:15:14] That's on me.

[03:15:15] Skip, skip!

[03:15:16] Alright cool, so they just made us watch the replay, so Vols, for the rest of the

[03:15:22] game we're not skipping.

[03:15:23] NORRA!

[03:16:23] Oh.

[03:16:44] Yes!

[03:16:48] Take your land out. Now it is.

[03:16:53] of

[03:17:18] No fucking way!

[03:17:31] I'm going to kill you.

[03:18:01] I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone!

[03:18:03] Over the middle, over the middle!

[03:18:10] Listen, Cap.

[03:18:27] Next door is probably gonna win.

[03:18:29] Oh no.

[03:18:31] That might be game.

[03:18:58] Maybe not, bro! Maybe not!

[03:19:08] NOOOOOO!

[03:19:28] I kinda sold, I'm not gonna lie. I kinda sold.

[03:19:33] I had no boots though, it was hard to get power on that shot though.

[03:19:38] I just can't win a tournament now, I don't know.

[03:19:58] Both of us

[03:20:02] Great past balls we have four seconds this would be absolutely ridiculous

[03:20:12] Yo, this isn't over this isn't over

[03:20:19] Oh

[03:20:21] the fuck is that team name oh my god

[03:20:31] oh okay so there's a 3v3 tournament in 40

[03:20:37] minutes we have to play that we literally

[03:20:40] have to play that we have to be active

[03:20:42] lately

[03:20:43] Chats are okay. Until Chats, until that tournament, should I try to hit Champ on

[03:20:53] Siege? I'm two wins away or should I play ranked on Rocket League? What should I do?

[03:20:57] Chat, that tournament is in 40 minutes. What should I do? Should I play Rocket League

[03:21:01] ranked or try to hit Champ on Siege? What should I do? What should I do?

[03:21:13] you

[03:21:43] you

[03:22:13] you

[03:22:43] you

[03:23:13] you

[03:24:13] Oh yeah!

[03:24:16] Oh yeah!

[03:24:29] Lives in the suburbs, by the way. Yeah, it's still a banger song.

[03:24:31] song

[03:24:42] Tell my play this is copyright don't be so down come on young old man

[03:24:54] Now

[03:25:01] I'm looking good out there, kid! I'm looking ready!

[03:25:07] Termin' in 30 minutes, y'all!

[03:25:31] Chalice in the lyrics, please

[03:25:43] Wait, do y'all want TTS or music high-fives run of all TTS or music

[03:26:01] We gotta find another way, we gotta find another way, we gotta find another way, yeah

[03:26:14] Tell me something, I'll be your mama, you already heard me, you'll be okay, you'll find me

[03:26:20] John, vote in the poor now!

[03:26:28] All roads lead to high vibes.

[03:26:30] Yo boss, the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[03:26:33] The fuck is that supposed to mean?

[03:26:50] I

[03:27:20] It looks like TTS won.

[03:27:38] Hi guys.

[03:27:39] Put it on the TTS.

[03:27:45] It means you rely on highbacks to do everything.

[03:27:47] Cat.

[03:27:48] Cat.

[03:27:49] not really that. Okay, bad timing. I've asked your TTS got it.

[03:27:58] But chat. Listen, TTS is coming off. When the turn of the

[03:28:04] service.

[03:28:09] Chats, TTS covered up for the church results. TTS covered up

[03:28:12] for the church results.

[03:28:13] But we could have a little diamond right now, if you're down to lock in with me.

[03:28:29] Don't be weird!

[03:28:38] Don't be weird!

[03:28:41] High-wise cheers 200 bits, 16.

[03:28:54] Don't be weird, y'all!

[03:28:56] TTS is turning off in 30 minutes, fair warning. Right when the tournament starts, guys.

[03:29:11] Who thinks they have my 60 hours on rock, they can have two matches still?

[03:29:15] Well, should you score that? To be honest, could you score that?

[03:29:19] For me and Balzerz.

[03:29:20] Lucidolf cheered 200 bits, evening Mr. Blue.

[03:29:24] When will you and the missus's host a rocket league collab?

[03:29:28] I'm not having a kid with fucking body, bro!

[03:29:34] Bro, I'm almost, oh my god, I'm one win away from Plat 2.

[03:29:38] Balls, I'm one win away from Plat 2, Papa.

[03:29:42] Shadow go by Mr. Blue, shut that shit up!

[03:29:46] Mr. Underscore Top Shot cheered 200 bits, Nicholas, I want to see you continue to stream

[03:29:54] far into the future, so please stop vaping because the popcorn lung is getting really

[03:30:00] bad.

[03:30:01] Hi guys.

[03:30:02] Hi guys, you can do less of a gap.

[03:30:06] Only on Siege do I want the long gap.

[03:30:08] You can do like 10 seconds on this.

[03:30:12] Even if I...

[03:30:14] Ahem.

[03:30:18] I'm not an L-husband, but I'm not having a kid in the bottom of my head.

[03:30:21] Novel 281 shears 200 bits.

[03:30:25] Hey, Kinkstsee, I ask this every time this thing comes on.

[03:30:29] Can I please see you oil up again?

[03:30:32] I just miss you.

[03:30:36] Absolutely fucking not!

[03:30:42] King's all cheered 245 bits, Hey Joe, Go X me again, active duty Marine. Can you help

[03:31:01] me pay my credit card off? This is my fourth time, don't you go away.

[03:31:08] AAAAAAAAGH!

[03:31:15] At From Earth cheered 200 bits,

[03:31:18] Page eats he just did my 365th stream in a row.

[03:31:23] Sad you didn't show up like you promised.

[03:31:26] Ale friend.

[03:31:28] What?!

[03:31:29] I'm trying to get back to you!

[03:31:36] I can't fucking focus with that screw that's in my ear!

[03:31:45] I'm trying to get back to you!

[03:31:50] I can't fucking focus with that screw that's in my ear!

[03:31:58] I am 12 and I have had a huge crush on you since I have started watching you. Please say yes. It'll make you happy in every way possible, I promise.

[03:32:10] I promise.

[03:32:11] Hotelgang cheered 200 bits, how is it going with your vaped itch and jolgo?

[03:32:29] I'm one win away from class 2 and these guys are too great for this team.

[03:32:35] Balls it's okay.

[03:32:36] Balls relax relax.

[03:32:37] I know you clown my club Arsenal for bottling the Prem, but would you want them to win over Manchester City?

[03:32:44] Love from the Netherlands.

[03:32:47] To be honest with you bro, I would rather Arsenal win than Man City.

[03:32:51] We're going to think it a glad gift. W-Wedding in the chat.

[03:32:56] Give us such god-cheered 200 bits. GV, when are you doing a Gunnathon with Carter?

[03:33:02] Yeah.

[03:33:03] GD, why now are you doing a guinathon with Carter?

[03:33:06] Why the fuck would you ask me some literally brain dead shit like that?

[03:33:12] Seriously?

[03:33:13] What is the point?

[03:33:15] There's no point!

[03:33:27] Alright.

[03:33:29] Double tap.

[03:33:30] Stop double tap. What am I saying? What am I saying?

[03:33:37] Anthony Biosby cheered 200 bits. Hey gentlemen, it's me again.

[03:33:42] I said I was on my 6th through and see after you earlier.

[03:33:46] I just ran out of supply frown. I'll try again tomorrow.

[03:34:00] Touched, cheered 200 bits. How is the kid with Bonnie?

[03:34:06] I don't have...

[03:34:08] I don't have a kid with Bonnie Blue.

[03:34:10] For the 985th time, I don't have a kid with Bonnie Blue.

[03:34:14] BROKER!

[03:34:16] Cheered 200 bits. Keep that mouth open. I'm almost done.

[03:34:30] You've won shears 200 bits, hey ball guy why don't you get in a call with balls for comms?

[03:34:47] For best 1,875 shears 200 bits, bro you are certainly rocking the butterbeam build amount.

[03:34:55] I'm probably gonna get called who falls in, Ryan, um, when the tournament starts.

[03:35:02] The tournament's in 20 minutes, guys.

[03:35:05] Hierophant 700 and 19 cheered 300 bits.

[03:35:09] Please play last of us for your next solo game.

[03:35:12] Especially over GTA trust.

[03:35:15] Bro, I'm doing just fine.

[03:35:21] Hit it in! Hit it in! It's open shot!

[03:35:24] Yes, Bull!

[03:35:26] 200 Bits.

[03:35:27] Hey, Junko, love the streams, man.

[03:35:30] You always know how to make my day.

[03:35:32] Psych your fat and stream sperm head.

[03:35:38] What the fuck?!

[03:35:43] You make my day, psych your fat and stream sperm head.

[03:35:46] The keys are for cheered 200 Bits.

[03:35:51] What is that?

[03:35:52] What is that?

[03:35:54] What?

[03:36:01] Chad, it's not JP.

[03:36:12] Shut up!

[03:36:13] Oh my God!

[03:36:14] Who the fuck is that?

[03:36:15] Who the fuck is that?!

[03:36:22] Cause you're over now, no!

[03:36:31] Order 8,800 and 10 shears, 200 bits.

[03:36:40] Open your mouth, jinx.

[03:36:41] See, I'm almost done.

[03:36:43] Ah yes, ah yeah, I'm done.

[03:36:48] Save that one.

[03:36:52] I like the aerial view, it's fun, man.

[03:36:56] Scamachi has 245 bits, page on go.

[03:37:00] Love the streams, waiting on the bonnie bloom stream.

[03:37:04] Don't fear deathbeats.

[03:37:06] I'm not a deathbeat, Jesus Christ!

[03:37:09] I don't ever give a bloody blow!

[03:37:13] Pirates 12 cheered 200 bits, jinxed see when are you doing a face reveal, high flies get

[03:37:22] this eye alien out the corner of my screen.

[03:37:25] Also congrats on becoming a dad.

[03:37:39] One cat's box shears 200 bits.

[03:37:41] Hey Jinx, see what product do you use for a stunning hair?

[03:37:48] Balsam, are you passing to them?

[03:37:50] Bals, are you passing to them?

[03:37:51] Fuck!

[03:37:53] Get that, I guess I got an Aerial to take everything, yeah!

[03:37:56] They get to you every day to get a sheared 200 bits.

[03:38:00] Hey Jinx, see?

[03:38:01] I ask this every time this thing comes off.

[03:38:04] Can I please see you oil up again?

[03:38:06] Nooo!

[03:38:09] You are such a good boy please crust on my face hate from Jupiter

[03:38:24] HOW DOES THAT MISS?

[03:38:35] I am made to cheer at 200 bits, dance on you're getting better.

[03:38:49] Calliom is called boy 07 cheered 200 bits.

[03:38:53] Hey don't you know why do you look like a spermhead? Love you.

[03:38:56] What is this? What is this? What is this?

[03:38:59] I don't look like a spermhead.

[03:39:01] Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.

[03:39:06] Osnola cheered 206, it's finally learning how to play by the way you're a bald chap.

[03:39:13] I'm telling you wrong, getting better and getting better.

[03:39:21] Okay, that was one time.

[03:39:23] We'll bring you cheered 200 bits. Okay, Mr. Stewart, please stop messaging my nine-year-old son.

[03:39:31] He's not interested in a relationship.

[03:39:41] He's seen out four on my goal. Wait, wait!

[03:39:44] Grady, 9,876 cheered 200 bits.

[03:39:48] Balls, I'm sorry, man. I'm not even capable of missing that.

[03:39:51] Oh

[03:40:00] Budget oh my god

[03:40:03] I jinxed he been subbed for 38 months don't know if that's a flex or if I should be concerned, but love you man

[03:40:10] It's over now.

[03:40:20] Imabur cheered 200 bits, you should listen to Pardon Me by Incubus TS is so fire.

[03:40:27] Balls I gotta watch this man.

[03:40:37] The lore at 19 cheered 200 bits. Jinx, we can you please fill me up like your little water balloon.

[03:40:53] How do I watch?

[03:40:55] A Jinx 07 cheered 200 bits. I will be a charity match. I can't wait to goon to you in person.

[03:41:03] How do I watch? How do I watch?

[03:41:07] S.T.Underscorp fardy cheered 200 bits, can we get buttoe reveal for the viewers?

[03:41:28] Ogreans cheered 200 bits, squishy's top 1 ranked.

[03:41:33] That's insane.

[03:41:35] Alright, false. Let's watch, bro.

[03:41:43] Fridt and Plessdink cheered 200 bits.

[03:41:46] Er, fat, large loser.

[03:41:48] Thanks, bro. Alright, let's watch.

[03:41:56] Why is it, like, inside of his ass?

[03:41:59] If there's another way to watch this, what is this camera?

[03:42:03] of

[03:42:10] the

[03:42:13] death

[03:42:16] of

[03:42:21] the

[03:42:23] death

[03:42:25] of

[03:42:31] Okay, it wasn't as bad as I thought it was, I'm gonna be honest.

[03:42:41] That was not as bad as I thought it was, boss.

[03:42:44] You have to side flip there, though.

[03:42:47] We can't be going for a hookshot.

[03:42:49] Not as bad as I thought it was, boss.

[03:42:51] Not as bad as I thought it was, but you have to be side flipping.

[03:42:53] You have to side flip.

[03:42:57] It's open fucking now, man.

[03:42:59] You had so much time you could have dribbled in.

[03:43:01] Hook shot it was like the only way you could have missed.

[03:43:14] That shit is not acceptable.

[03:43:20] What? What?

[03:43:21] So now we're playing pros?

[03:43:23] I'm not playing with Emiliano, I would rather die!

[03:43:30] 200 bits, hey chunka can you oil up that bald head for me?

[03:43:35] Also FDN away the lats.

[03:43:38] Every country war cheered 200 bits, Paging to revive Shotgun Farmers and BTW in very

[03:43:55] in love with you dude.

[03:44:07] This is Tick's cheered 200 bits, play holding by Slayer Bami if it's bad.

[03:44:22] Fryler cheered 245 bits, my 18 month old daughter loves to watch you.

[03:44:29] Can you say hi Blakely? It's Joako, much love from Missouri.

[03:44:33] Hey Blakely, what's up dude?

[03:44:37] I'm so excited for you and Bonnie to be parents.

[03:45:04] Shut the hell up!

[03:45:11] I figured that out.

[03:45:13] Hilo's underscore cheered 200 bits.

[03:45:16] Pay little fatty.

[03:45:18] Congrats on the baby.

[03:45:19] When are you giving birth?

[03:45:26] I don't know man. I don't have a baby!

[03:45:28] Why does nobody skip me by some new golems?

[03:45:34] Hey daddy can you go pack ballet in feet for so I can finish on your bald head.

[03:45:49] Treasure 6771 cheered 200 bits.

[03:45:54] Hey, Jinxed C just wanted to tell you that you made my day and really appreciate your dedication and your collective chatter but have been here since last year.

[03:46:04] How is that not a lie?

[03:46:15] Ovanti 12 cheered 200 bits, yo Jinxed C keep talking in almost done or?

[03:46:24] I was almost back too as well. I was almost there.

[03:46:31] GR11 teach here to 200 bits. Do you have cross play on?

[03:46:36] These games are moving slow brother.

[03:46:40] What?

[03:46:45] That was out of my way.

[03:46:48] Banful cheered 200 bits, hair nephew, it's your uncle. My finger still stinks from last night.

[03:47:06] Mason on this call for a macheteered 200 bits, jinxed see when are we going to link up again? I miss that vany throbbing sausage you have downstairs.

[03:47:18] What?

[03:47:26] Sunny one baseball cheered 200 bits. Hey jinxed see can we get a note update you fatluck

[03:47:34] Yeah, it's the update bro. I'm in season three and it's getting really pretty, but I don't really want to like

[03:47:40] Say it

[03:47:42] The SMSDR-69 cheered 200 bits, cage on you go, shut your sperm head up fatty.

[03:47:56] This should be a great win.

[03:47:59] The underscore-wrapped zero-wide cheered 200 bits, you junky, squirt alones you please stick to rocket leads.

[03:48:07] This is why we drive.

[03:48:12] As a Rocket League player, GCC, this is hurting my eyes, thanks man.

[03:48:16] Literally, you're fucked yourself!

[03:48:20] Applebee cheered 200 bits.

[03:48:22] Hey, John-co, I have this weird rash on my behind.

[03:48:25] Can you help me when I come over again?

[03:48:30] NOOOOOO!

[03:48:32] NOOOO! NEVER!

[03:48:38] My base cheered 200 bits.

[03:48:40] I love Eugene C.C. for you to represent patients with their hands.

[03:48:46] Hope you get better soon and the medication helps.

[03:48:49] Bermhead.

[03:49:00] C.C.49 cheered 200 bits.

[03:49:03] Long you look like Humpty Dumpty.

[03:49:10] get from the school kids zero cheered 200 bids

[03:49:20] don't you dare

[03:49:23] I'm so sorry

[03:49:26] walls I'm so sorry daddy you can bend

[03:49:29] oh no walls I'm sorry

[03:49:32] It's Queenham cheered 200 bits, hey I'm a huge fan, I currently was diagnosed with

[03:50:00] the heart condition, and you helped distract me from the pain and make me laugh. Thanks for

[03:50:06] being such an inspiration.

[03:50:08] Thank you, bro. That was very, that was very wholesome. Chat, um, why don't you got more

[03:50:13] messages like that? That was very wholesome, dude. That was a very beautiful, ass-wholesome

[03:50:17] message, man.

[03:50:18] Mohammed underscore M08 cheered 200 bits, jinxed sees that one bro no one invites,

[03:50:25] WMA beast also don't forget the 24 hours each stream on 3rd March

[03:50:32] Chat here's what we're doing tonight

[03:50:35] We're gonna win this broccoli tournament in 10 minutes with Ryan

[03:50:40] With Ryan and balls and after we win

[03:50:45] We're gonna solo queue to chat live because I'm two wins away

[03:50:50] Because I'm two wins away, dude

[03:50:52] Ryan joined the fuck up. He's in training. That's what I'd like to hear. All right, balls

[03:51:00] right in the party. Ryan's on the party. Balls right in the party, Ryan's on the party.

[03:51:06] All right, no more TTS. Time to win. We got to lock him with the team. No more TTS

[03:51:15] Yo, Ryan, I feel like we find ourself in this scenario once a week, Ryan.

[03:51:35] What do you mean?

[03:51:38] We get a tournament, we get a squad, what is going to be changing for you?

[03:51:45] You know what's going to be changing today?

[03:51:48] This is going to be our first tournament where no one's going to be toxic, okay?

[03:51:52] No one's going to be blaming anybody for anything until after the tournament, okay?

[03:51:58] Yeah, yeah, when you bought me a flag, I had greasy fingers because I was eating my food.

[03:52:05] So, okay, you had greasy fingers because you were eating your food.

[03:52:08] But boss, you had greasy fingers because you were eating your food.

[03:52:12] You should have been eating your food in the middle of the game, bro.

[03:52:15] That's a dedicated arm.

[03:52:17] That's a dedicated arm.

[03:52:19] All right, so you're actually right.

[03:52:21] So let me say this, bro.

[03:52:22] Y'all are right.

[03:52:23] I'm done yelling.

[03:52:24] Look, guys, I love y'all, bro.

[03:52:27] We can win as a team.

[03:52:28] What's the best?

[03:52:29] What's the best we've done in the tournament as a trio?

[03:52:33] Not that great to be honest.

[03:52:35] I think like top eight.

[03:52:38] Wait, that's not good.

[03:52:40] No, that's pretty fucking bad.

[03:52:41] We never made sense.

[03:52:44] I don't think we did.

[03:52:45] I don't think we did.

[03:52:47] Bro, I know we hit just one time, guys.

[03:52:49] Look, I just went over there.

[03:52:51] Bro, I've been trying, bro.

[03:52:53] I've been trying.

[03:52:55] Listen, if we coordinate and we rotate well

[03:52:59] and we don't fucking blame each other the entire time,

[03:53:02] we can actually make it to finals.

[03:53:05] Ryan, I'm not going to blame you

[03:53:07] until we're out of the tournament.

[03:53:08] Then I'm going to blame you.

[03:53:11] I'm not gonna play. I won't play.

[03:53:13] Wait, Jinxie, can you invite me through Xbox?

[03:53:17] Yes.

[03:53:18] I'm gonna pick our team name. Are you guys ready?

[03:53:21] Yeah, I'm ready.

[03:53:23] Oh yeah, Jinxie. By the way, congrats on your kid, bro.

[03:53:29] I forgot something.

[03:53:31] I don't have a fucking kid!

[03:53:33] Shut the fuck up!

[03:53:35] That shit isn't going on God!

[03:53:38] Shut up!

[03:53:40] I swear I saw a video of you like

[03:53:46] Yeah, it's A.I. dumbass. Do you know what A.I. is?

[03:53:51] Bro, that shit was on A.I.

[03:53:53] Bro, why is it not letting me join?

[03:53:56] Yeah, I'm ready to start my game.

[03:54:00] It's not letting me join because you're a fucking idiot, right?

[03:54:03] Because you're a fucking idiot.

[03:54:04] Because you're a dumbass.

[03:54:05] We haven't even started yet.

[03:54:08] We haven't even started a fucking game.

[03:54:09] brother brother I'm not trying to blame you just said I have a kid

[03:54:13] I'm not trying to blame you just said I have a kid

[03:54:17] no it's not bro it's fucking not

[03:54:21] Ryan I don't have a kid bro

[03:54:25] I mean I saw the footage so yeah

[03:54:29] it's whatever it's whatever yeah

[03:54:33] what do you want to know

[03:54:37] Give me a sentence to say, any sentence?

[03:54:39] Um, okay, so, let's say you want to like introduce yourself, okay?

[03:54:45] Yeah, I want to introduce myself.

[03:54:46] So let's say, hello, I'm, hello, I'm Jinxie, it will say, Oi, my name is Jinxie.

[03:54:54] Oi, my name is Jinxie.

[03:54:56] Why laugh?

[03:54:57] That was, that was good.

[03:54:59] Man!

[03:55:00] Check that's good Dutch, no?

[03:55:02] Okay, say, no, no, say,

[03:55:04] Hoi, Bae, Nam, Is, Jinxie.

[03:55:08] Hoi, Bae, Nam, Is, Jinxie.

[03:55:11] Hoi, Hoi, Nam, Hoi.

[03:55:13] Hoi, Hoi.

[03:55:15] Ah, yes.

[03:55:16] You hear me? Is this thing off?

[03:55:18] No, Jackson, let me try.

[03:55:20] It's on, but your touch is fucking atrocious.

[03:55:24] Hoi, Manam, Is, Jinxie.

[03:55:29] How the fuck is that tap?

[03:55:31] Yo, get this cat in the party. I gotta talk to this fucking gif.

[03:55:34] That cat!

[03:55:35] Yo, get him in the party! Get him in the party!

[03:55:37] That cat! You've been inviting me every day for a week!

[03:55:42] I'm not playing with you!

[03:55:45] That cat, join now. Join now. Join now.

[03:55:54] Join, just get better. Fucking join!

[03:55:57] Ryan, up here offline.

[03:55:59] That's how we got here.

[03:56:01] Oh yeah okay good.

[03:56:03] Come on Death Cat you said 3000 invites in two weeks.

[03:56:06] 3000!

[03:56:07] You're doing Jeff's and then you free epic.

[03:56:09] X-Box doesn't work.

[03:56:10] Invite me and then make lobby.

[03:56:11] Yo chat!

[03:56:12] Look!

[03:56:13] Look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look

[03:56:16] How did he join?

[03:56:17] Death Cat 6-7 jinxed his kid jinxed again.

[03:56:20] He joined because one of y'all is appearing on.

[03:56:22] No no I'm on offline right now.

[03:56:24] Okay then after you have it.

[03:56:25] Ryan do you have your crossplay on?

[03:56:27] Yeah yeah.

[03:56:28] No no no.

[03:56:29] Don't invite him.

[03:56:30] No I won't talk to this kid.

[03:56:31] I want to talk to this fucking shit.

[03:56:33] He has been inviting me for three weeks.

[03:56:37] I'm trying to make Jinxie, but it says the guy has members and platforms that are not all your queer, your platform.

[03:56:42] I'm gonna restart my game.

[03:56:44] Okay, okay.

[03:56:46] Yo, Death Cat, Death Cat, I literally hate you.

[03:56:49] I hate you.

[03:56:50] Like Death Cat, I hate you so much.

[03:56:52] I fucking hate you.

[03:56:53] Gordisol, Gordisol, relax.

[03:56:56] The guy has invited me every day, every minute,

[03:57:00] every hour, every second, for three weeks!

[03:57:04] That's that, you are a bitch!

[03:57:07] Join the party!

[03:57:09] Jynxie, listen, this is what he wants.

[03:57:11] You're giving him the reaction he wants right now.

[03:57:14] You want to do like, go crazy?

[03:57:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I ignored him for a month!

[03:57:19] He hasn't stopped!

[03:57:21] I ignored him for a month!

[03:57:23] You're trying to say the word,

[03:57:24] that's not just a joke.

[03:57:25] He messaged me as well.

[03:57:26] Yo, we're fucking three minutes.

[03:57:27] We don't want you to bite me, bite me.

[03:57:29] well

[03:57:33] was just invited by the party

[03:57:38] it doesn't work for you to be stuck again

[03:57:40] but it should work for

[03:57:42] ran joint role

[03:57:43] yeah i mean i mean

[03:57:45] can't get me else to me else

[03:57:46] i'm in i'm in

[03:57:47] alright alright

[03:57:48] are we gonna name our club liverpool fc

[03:57:52] liverpool

[03:57:53] yep the club that's owned by real Madrid

[03:57:57] bro please don't get me started today

[03:58:00] bro please don't get me started today

[03:58:02] y'all have been billions of dollars bro y'all are banter club y'all have spent billions of dollars

[03:58:09] wait we can't spend money

[03:58:11] is that not a lot of money? y'all spent 1.4 billion dollars on your squad and you're not in the top of the table of La Liga

[03:58:16] that's it is sad

[03:58:17] that is sad bro

[03:58:18] you should be ashamed of yourself

[03:58:20] y'all are going pay to win

[03:58:24] in feet and feet but y'all are paid away and y'all can't win

[03:58:28] y'all are paid away and you can't win

[03:58:31] we're four points behind and

[03:58:33] we're like halfway through the season good

[03:58:36] and you think it happened so like

[03:58:38] this bro this is the thing which you bars offense

[03:58:40] you guys always celebrate way too early

[03:58:43] every time you guys celebrate too early

[03:58:45] like shit always goes wrong

[03:58:47] but you gotta stop doing that shit

[03:58:49] uh... bro

[03:58:50] you guys are not winning the league you guys are not

[03:58:52] fucking champions league

[03:58:53] look at my dream about y'all have zero chemistry let's just be honest y'all

[03:58:57] have been shit ever since you know we are as we are as yes they don't know that

[03:59:01] you are as i know we're as y'all have no chemistry they will still will still

[03:59:06] win the league of will still win the league of how are you gonna win the

[03:59:09] league of varsity doesn't make sense you guys can win second place

[03:59:16] free track yeah free track bro y'all got a free track free track free track

[03:59:21] No, but so I was a train is a train low key fell off

[03:59:28] No, I try to just look you doing good. He's not even doing better. No, I'm Bella here again

[03:59:37] All right guys, I'm gonna go pee can we win yo balls? Can you give Ryan effect top like please?

[03:59:43] Balls well, you get right effect top

[03:59:45] guys 30 seconds guys right so see when James he thought shit about you don't take

[03:59:51] it as motivation use it as I need to prove this guy wrong he thinks I'm shit

[03:59:56] I need to put a better I know I know the last during the last journey I don't

[04:00:01] know it got to me but I like Loki like got like sad you know I like started

[04:00:07] crying a bit I don't know that shit really got to me I'm real I guess you

[04:00:13] He's like your biggest enemy

[04:00:15] He's like your biggest enemy

[04:00:17] He's like your biggest enemy

[04:00:19] He's like your biggest enemy

[04:00:21] Yo chat, I won't spam like that

[04:00:23] I won't spam bad

[04:00:25] Make it seem like we said some crazy things

[04:00:27] Like let's spark a mess

[04:00:29] Spark a mess

[04:00:31] Yes, I like...

[04:00:33] 1, 2, 3, we can toss up now

[04:00:37] Wait chat, do you hear that?

[04:00:39] you hear that he's gonna be so fucking confused

[04:00:53] you're trying to hear that I think he's coming back we're gonna say someone we're

[04:00:57] gonna say someone somehow join the party and set some crazy shit okay yeah you're

[04:01:03] I can hear a bokeh and I can see a walking back right now man, I can hear him walking back

[04:01:17] What am I hearing?

[04:01:18] What am I hearing?

[04:01:19] Yo, that's a cheat!

[04:01:21] What am I hearing? What the fuck are y'all doing?

[04:01:25] I don't know bro

[04:01:26] Why did you text a band, band, band?

[04:01:28] That was too much

[04:01:29] So, someone, some random guy joined the party and he said, I don't know, some crazy shit.

[04:01:35] Like I can't say what he said.

[04:01:36] How did a random guy join the party if it's him by the only?

[04:01:38] I'm not gonna lie.

[04:01:39] I think it was TLS.

[04:01:44] So you might be Cook.

[04:01:45] So buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.

[04:01:48] How did a random guy join if it's him by the only?

[04:01:51] One of you fuckers invited him then.

[04:01:54] I'm sat here blasting, mate.

[04:01:55] I'm sat here blasting the Boken Oskage walkout.

[04:01:58] all I can say maybe you'd like invited someone else before you know I don't I

[04:02:05] don't make mistakes on Xbox control I think you're good bro I'm not even

[04:02:08] allowed

[04:02:11] all right let's win let's win let's let's play a little bit

[04:02:15] why is he not even bothered what thanks to death cat sent my friend across the

[04:02:21] message me saying like he can't see that I'm big to the party

[04:02:26] yo death cat um if you can hear me death cat I fucking hate you literally

[04:02:31] yo death cat I don't want to he's like a little kid

[04:02:34] relax five thousand invites in two weeks

[04:02:39] to grow up you're so bro you're such a like I don't know though you're so bad

[04:02:49] towards your fans bro that cat is not a fan he's a harasser that cat is not a

[04:02:54] I'm gonna talk some sense of you

[04:03:00] Who's worse?

[04:03:02] Who's worse death cat or car?

[04:03:05] That cat

[04:03:07] That cat that cat

[04:03:09] That cat join you join

[04:03:13] Look, and if he's a little kid, I'm gonna apologize, but I don't think he's a little kid

[04:03:17] I think he's like 30

[04:03:18] if he's a little kid

[04:03:20] You thought I was 10 in total during the discord, go.

[04:03:25] I remember that and I was offended.

[04:03:27] I thought you were 12.

[04:03:28] No, you said 10.

[04:03:29] You said 10, you don't get it.

[04:03:30] I don't forget those things.

[04:03:31] I said 10, I said 10.

[04:03:33] Bro, death cat joined, dude.

[04:03:35] Fuck, joined.

[04:03:36] He messaged me again.

[04:03:38] I'll tell you what he says.

[04:03:40] Invite him.

[04:03:41] He needs to add up next.

[04:03:42] He says you have to add him on the Xbox or the Galaxy.

[04:03:45] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:03:47] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:03:49] another like you may actually not be lying cuz like there's something that

[04:03:52] spots called like oh yeah I guess I was a message in me

[04:03:59] that guy joined you balls invited him definitely you actually fell for his

[04:04:04] drug you are so dumb I just want to talk to him I just want to talk to you

[04:04:10] like he can flex dad you can flex and be when this friend with nice friends

[04:04:16] us like this can we focus on that like after the yo yo yo yo yo that cat let me

[04:04:22] talk to you dude please that cat that cat that cat he disconnected

[04:04:28] fine bro fuck that shit the journey is starting I know I know

[04:04:34] look we're gonna play exactly like Liverpool dude yeah I'm van they so

[04:04:40] we'll make it the finals and then lose the finals right that's how

[04:04:44] I guess we're far great okay balls balls you go. Yep. Yep

[04:04:53] Nice

[04:04:56] Guys come on get this

[04:04:59] Guys, come on. Let's wait a turn, please. Oh

[04:05:03] I need to see my mouth on messages man

[04:05:09] Why did you say my name we're not playing

[04:05:14] you definitely should have saved this but

[04:05:17] I'm not blaming you

[04:05:21] you're just playing

[04:05:24] you can see listen I'm just saying you could have saved that I'm not like being bad or anything

[04:05:28] oh my way my fault

[04:05:31] I need a boost

[04:05:33] balls near the stream bro damn I hear a triple

[04:05:35] I hear a triple balls

[04:05:39] over the middle of the road

[04:05:46] this is what happens when I appear online

[04:05:48] people just spam me

[04:05:52] man you're not playboy karty dude

[04:05:53] focus on the game

[04:05:56] bro can you stop

[04:05:57] f***ing

[04:05:58] you're not playboy karty

[04:05:59] stop bumping me

[04:06:02] yo yo we are playing on a what

[04:06:03] oh my

[04:06:04] are you saying jala rum is on your team

[04:06:06] yo yo her

[04:06:07] jala rum is on your team

[04:06:08] if you f***ing date me i'm reporting you then

[04:06:09] No way bro, why do y'all play the bloody song? Y'all gotta get smart.

[04:06:16] Bro, we're not like celebs like you bro, we're not famous, we're not known.

[04:06:20] But if you joined a party you gotta know it's gonna get spam. Y'all are smarter than that.

[04:06:25] You guys are not locked at all. You guys are not locked. I can just tell you.

[04:06:28] No, no, we're not locked.

[04:06:29] Y'all are worried about messages bro, my god.

[04:06:34] Alright.

[04:06:35] Ryan, I'll be the furthest guy back.

[04:06:37] I'll get it for this guy back. Okay. All right. Thank you, brother. Oh

[04:06:44] Fucking way guys we are playing

[04:06:48] I don't know

[04:06:58] Okay, listen listen just act like the game just started okay

[04:07:04] Don't worry like there's nothing going on. We're winning this shit

[04:07:07] Oh it's a red shell on my back.

[04:07:11] There's no three minutes.

[04:07:15] Go man, go! Go go go!

[04:07:19] I got you right back.

[04:07:23] No no, I had to get that because you were right in there trying.

[04:07:27] You guys made me smart.

[04:07:31] I got in there using that.

[04:08:05] I'll play behind, I'll play behind.

[04:08:07] Play neck, play neck.

[04:08:10] Two of y'all are neck and nobody... ah, fuck.

[04:08:13] I just thought y'all are.

[04:08:16] Okay, you know what, I'll go... I'll play off, I'll play off.

[04:08:19] Let's go, let's go.

[04:08:20] It's rotating, everybody plays everywhere, we just rotate.

[04:08:24] Oh my god, it's gonna get that.

[04:08:27] I said back, man.

[04:08:29] We still have a second chance if we get first rounder.

[04:08:33] Yeah.

[04:08:34] I'm not playing the second chance with y'all!

[04:08:39] I need to second with that, the second chance is better, because the people always watch for out there, they watch out for out there.

[04:08:45] It's like, how do you see all of these?

[04:08:46] Yeah, like these guys.

[04:08:48] We're still going for the one here.

[04:08:50] Good ball, just win this, fuck the second chance, win this!

[04:08:53] We're winning this, we're winning this.

[04:08:55] You go, ball, two down.

[04:08:57] Brownie, you're a furthest guy back, you're a furthest guy, you need to be next to us.

[04:08:59] I know, I know.

[04:09:01] I thought I thought someone was with me.

[04:09:26] Nice.

[04:09:28] Fuck, there's only a fucking head on that.

[04:09:36] They just keep bumping me.

[04:09:46] Hit that, hit that.

[04:09:50] Nice.

[04:09:52] I've been there with like five times this game man.

[04:09:57] I've got that.

[04:10:00] I'm still in there if anybody wants to swap.

[04:10:02] Come on up, come on up a little bit.

[04:10:04] Balls rotate, balls rotate with him.

[04:10:06] Someone get this.

[04:10:07] Yeah, I'll go back, I'll go back.

[04:10:09] I hit it over the middle.

[04:10:11] Left to start attacking because we need to go.

[04:10:13] Yeah.

[04:10:14] I've got to be going no more keeper.

[04:10:15] No more keeper.

[04:10:16] Yeah, everyone, uh...

[04:10:18] Oh my God! Yes! Yes!

[04:10:51] I'm looking for a spot.

[04:10:53] Run!

[04:10:54] Oh, wait.

[04:10:55] It wasn't really hard.

[04:10:57] I'm looking, I'm looking.

[04:10:59] I'm taking my bait.

[04:11:03] I'm setting you up on the point of safe.

[04:11:05] I got that.

[04:11:07] Oh my.

[04:11:09] No.

[04:11:11] It's fine, it's fine.

[04:11:13] You go, you go, you go, I go back.

[04:11:15] I need a lucky.

[04:11:17] I need a lucky.

[04:11:19] Right you got that kick see that's you know that

[04:11:26] Oh fucking way I'm in like

[04:11:42] Played like the worst stuff ever played in my life

[04:11:49] Like a problem smells so I probably like champing on an accident get down on like every time

[04:11:54] I'm playing attorney with you guys the opponents are like

[04:11:58] Ten times better and usual. I don't know

[04:12:06] Let's be real brother not go

[04:12:13] Yo, that's got well, I'm right here. What cat you hear me?

[04:12:17] Yeah, I hear you do you hear me? Yes. Yes. Relax. All right. Let me talk to you.

[04:12:26] One on one man to man. Okay. Mm hmm. All right. All right. Death cat. How many invites

[04:12:30] have you sent me in the last three weeks? Probably only like 300 but you over exaggerate

[04:12:36] it the fuck. 5,000. Who's doing that? That's got that's got that's got you. You. You.

[04:12:45] you. Def got no I don't know. I have no said you. Yeah. How

[04:12:52] many invites do you send every day, buddy? I mean, how the

[04:12:56] fuck am I meant to know the hell you think I got a calendar?

[04:13:01] I want to invite the John cool. This guy's sassy as fuck. You

[04:13:06] hear this guy? Yo, Def got that. Listen, bro. I need you to

[04:13:12] stop because I blocked your accounts you make new ones I don't make new ones man

[04:13:18] I've got clones six star voice clone was we need you have clones what the fuck

[04:13:22] does that mean bro what does that mean the brothers over accounts of me search

[04:13:26] my name brothers like I want to have one over account that's got death count on it

[04:13:30] all the others are not me wait death cat let me actually get this straight bro

[04:13:34] did you just say only 300 invites is that what you said to me that's stupid

[04:13:38] shit. No, I just realized that at that time, you said 300. That cat, if the first 299 invites,

[04:13:49] I'd enjoy. Why would I join the 300? I thought you'd miss them, man. I thought it to play.

[04:13:54] I thought you ignored them like you're a ceiling. Yo, Defcat bro, what rank are you

[04:13:58] in Rocket League, bro? Like gold three, flat one, pretty hard in EU. I'm not gonna

[04:14:04] I get smart fun every fucking game. Okay, so that's got here's the money, bro

[04:14:08] You know what I'm gonna do that cat

[04:14:10] What do you want to do? I'm gonna remove you for my friends list and I'm gonna block you on every social

[04:14:15] Oh, no

[04:14:16] All right

[04:14:19] That guy stop stop. I have feelings. It's gonna be the last I want to

[04:14:24] See see what it might not be chat. I blocked it. Here's the thing, bro. I'm everywhere

[04:14:29] I have a feeling this isn't gonna be the last time I seen this guy

[04:14:31] No, I'm being dead ass, bro. I have a feeling. I feel this is gonna be the last time I see this guy.

[04:14:37] Only 300 invites. Are you serious? Only 300 invites. I mean, oh my god, bro.

[04:14:47] You're both, can you not collapse the conchers in my ears?

[04:14:52] Fuck!

[04:14:53] You're jinxed, say, why don't you like your own walkout song? That's your, that's your like your walkout song.

[04:14:58] What is my walkout song? What? What?

[04:15:00] This is your walkout song, listen.

[04:15:10] That is literally your walkout song, what do you mean?

[04:15:15] Who the fuck is Volkanovsky, I don't know who that is.

[04:15:18] Who the fuck is Volkanovsky?

[04:15:20] That's you.

[04:15:21] Brother, who is Volkanovsky?

[04:15:26] The featherweight champion of the world.

[04:15:28] We're in the second, we're in the second chance.

[04:15:32] Ryan, I need you to step it up.

[04:15:34] Balls, I'm gonna be honest, you might be our best player, dude.

[04:15:36] You might be our best player.

[04:15:38] Balls, you might be our best player.

[04:15:39] I'm only bad when I have greasy,

[04:15:41] I'm only bad when I have greasy fingers, that's it.

[04:15:44] So do you have greasy fingers right now?

[04:15:48] Slightly, but like it's playable.

[04:15:50] Like I wake up after I was lost.

[04:15:52] Balls, what like, what do y'all eat in Scotland?

[04:15:56] Like what do y'all eat, bro?

[04:15:57] What is like the best dish that is a Scottish dish?

[04:16:00] You know what I'm saying?

[04:16:03] I'm the wrong person to ask for that

[04:16:05] because I'm such a picket here.

[04:16:06] I eat like chips every day.

[04:16:09] Okay, okay.

[04:16:12] Have you heard of a thing called Haggis?

[04:16:14] The chat is saying Haggis.

[04:16:16] Have you heard of that?

[04:16:17] Yeah, that's like, that's like a traditional,

[04:16:19] a traditional food over here.

[04:16:21] Haggis?

[04:16:22] I don't think it's Haggis.

[04:16:24] Both of you, it's Haggis!

[04:16:27] No, boss, why do you blast the stream in the mic?

[04:16:31] It's because of a ton of noise, it's because of a ton of noise impressions so I can like

[04:16:35] blast that down the mic and I didn't realise so it picks up everything in my room.

[04:16:39] So boss, Haggis is a savoury Scottish pudding made from sheep's

[04:16:45] heart, liver, lungs, minced with onions, oatmeal, sheep lungs?

[04:16:53] yep just basic last shit you guys eat that I don't eat that like I've never

[04:17:00] tried that I guess I don't represent those we okay how is this team name

[04:17:08] allowed yo epic y'all gotta get your shit together legitimately every is this

[04:17:12] guy farting on my face bro every time I play this shit I just see the weirdest

[04:17:18] sort of a names epic come on dude yo where's Ryan where's Ryan Ryan's

[04:17:23] That's probably it, guys.

[04:17:24] Holy sub-five.

[04:17:25] Ryan, where are you?

[04:17:28] Kaser, what do you mean sub-five, buddy?

[04:17:33] Kaser, join the party.

[04:17:35] Kaser, what do you mean sub-five?

[04:17:38] Oh wait, I was muted by then.

[04:17:41] Ryan, what do you mean you were muted?

[04:17:42] I said your name 15 times.

[04:17:44] Were you just ignoring it in the mic?

[04:17:48] Sort of, yeah.

[04:17:49] Okay, come on in.

[04:17:50] Well, I'm surprised you stood inside.

[04:17:52] what type of team is this

[04:17:55] okay my father i was like doing something

[04:17:58] i got a good

[04:17:59] you know what guys i'm gonna listen to my music so i can meditate and win this tournament

[04:18:03] i'll be back

[04:18:04] guys i'll be back in one minute

[04:18:05] we're about to start right now

[04:18:07] yeah i know

[04:18:07] wasn't the down on that, wasn't the down on that trust me it's a good song

[04:18:11] yeah i'll listen to it i got you

[04:18:22] All right, so listen, I just came to an epiphany.

[04:18:41] You guys remember the love and positivity shit we sang?

[04:18:44] Yeah, fuck that shit.

[04:18:45] We got first round with love and positivity.

[04:18:47] Ryan, if you sell this fucking game, because let's be honest, you sold the last fucking

[04:18:51] game I will block you on every social media platform known to existence bro if

[04:18:56] you try to make a link to that account and contact me right I'm gonna block you

[04:18:59] love and positivity is a real shit. Who are you like what the fuck do you think you are?

[04:19:03] Buddy, buddy. Would I ever try to contact you on this day? You're the one who said to be positive and we got first rounded so now if you sell you're gonna

[04:19:10] hear about it all right fuck. Okay I'll just mute the part of it. Cool.

[04:19:16] I feel like the referee in the UFC match, why am I in between two people that hate each other?

[04:19:22] I think we're in lowkey...

[04:19:24] Kizer, right?

[04:19:26] Kizer, who are you feeling out of it?

[04:19:28] Oh my goodness, that's guy...

[04:19:30] Kizer, where are we gonna go?

[04:19:32] Get this guy out of the party!

[04:19:34] All right, all right!

[04:19:35] Right! I go, I go, I go!

[04:19:37] Where I go, I go, I go!

[04:19:38] I've stood up.

[04:19:41] All the scores.

[04:19:43] All right, if you stand up, I'm gonna scrim after you!

[04:19:45] and the box

[04:19:47] I'm going, I'm going, I'm going

[04:19:49] That's it?

[04:19:50] That's it for balls, nice

[04:19:52] Why are you trying to steal balls to school?

[04:19:54] What the hell?

[04:19:56] I wasn't trying to steal it

[04:19:58] I was just going to finish it

[04:20:00] Okay, I'm trying to steal it, whatever

[04:20:02] Alright, let's go

[04:20:04] Yo, it's class!

[04:20:06] Balls to go to school

[04:20:08] Purple's in goal

[04:20:10] Of course it's there man

[04:20:12] I can't go

[04:20:14] Yeah

[04:20:18] Let me play a tag y'all Ryan you're in that right, right you hear me. I mean that's bro Ryan. Yes, you're in

[04:20:28] Bro me and balls are better, bro, I beat you in a one-man

[04:20:31] No problem. Wait, sorry daddy

[04:20:35] Call me daddy

[04:20:38] Okay, I'm sorry do whatever you want Papa do whatever you want daddy

[04:20:44] Actually, no, no. I'll stay bot. Okay? I'll stay bot.

[04:20:47] Yeah, I'm tired of sitting in that and just watching us lose.

[04:20:50] I'm gonna feel like messy. All right?

[04:20:54] Well, it's gonna be on. Occasionally go up like a little bit.

[04:20:56] But you got that.

[04:20:59] Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

[04:21:00] He may be good to be in that. You missed the fucking ball.

[04:21:04] I got it, bro. Don't worry.

[04:21:05] How do you say, man?

[04:21:06] You're stressing, bro. You're stressing me out, bro.

[04:21:09] Like, stop. No, we already did the positive bullshit.

[04:21:12] We're not doing that shit again.

[04:21:14] You're spursing me out bro. Come on.

[04:21:16] When we were positive, you know what? Now we're gonna be negative.

[04:21:20] Oh, shit.

[04:21:22] You're never gonna be negative.

[04:21:24] Listen.

[04:21:26] Tell me!

[04:21:28] Shut the fuck up boss!

[04:21:30] Oh, not that, don't fucking tell me!

[04:21:32] Now listen. That's what happens when I'm on the attack.

[04:21:34] Let me in the attack and we'll win the tournament.

[04:21:36] Hey, you know what? Wait, actually,

[04:21:38] the one time we made it like the furthest

[04:21:40] and the tournament was when balls like played more behind than we were in attack

[04:21:45] Maybe that's the play in other words when I was gonna attack

[04:21:49] But you were you know what guys Rams right balls. You might be fancy because listen ball Ryan is

[04:21:56] Wait, Jinxie. All right. Me or did you know? Why did you go out of rain? We're up?

[04:22:02] 3-0. Oh, right. We're not gonna lose listen balls. You need to play defense because Ryan can't get things

[04:22:07] J-j-jixie jixie jixie you mourned at me for this for being female opera singing I can just put nothing up

[04:22:12] You're doing the same thing. I know I know I know I know I'm sorry you're right boss. You're right

[04:22:18] right hit it up

[04:22:20] So right you're gonna be my offense is do well Jesus right a seven pass to each other okay?

[04:22:26] Yeah, yeah, I'm getting them with our goodness right why are you so angry all the time dude?

[04:22:31] Guys guys

[04:22:35] Cuz Ryan can't say

[04:22:37] No, listen, I wait I didn't know

[04:22:43] Listen listen listen

[04:22:50] I didn't realize I swear to God

[04:22:54] Well, if I realized like you got that boat, I would have

[04:23:01] guys oh my

[04:23:04] boss play in that they call me and it's in cable making set

[04:23:08] play in that I'm actually not mad at that I swear to God I'm not just like

[04:23:12] what I'm saying no no no you just like I need you to watch is that gonna

[04:23:18] demo target me I think

[04:23:23] oh thank god you are there praise Brian for that because I would not have

[04:23:27] He's like so awkward for you would never thank me for anything

[04:23:35] Right high above y'all nice balls nice. Good shit. Good shit. You're not losing this balls. That's one gold star for you

[04:23:42] Yep, they call me pain. I mean, you know, but every time y'all do something good

[04:23:47] I'm just gonna give y'all a gold star every time. So right now Ryan, you have zero gold stars

[04:23:51] We jinksy we lowkey like meet some motivation like what do we get if we win this tournament what do we get

[04:24:01] We need to like be rewarded

[04:24:06] Wait I scored a goal I scored a goal

[04:24:14] Was it is that something a toddler can do yes

[04:24:18] Is that supposed to be easy you can't fucking score aerial

[04:24:21] I've scored multiple of heroin somewhere.

[04:24:23] Stop bumping me, bro.

[04:24:25] Get in the box.

[04:24:26] This guy's got a gun in my ears.

[04:24:28] You're saying if I just like turn on that nursery and give like a 5 euro to the controller and say score this aerial, they can score?

[04:24:35] Yes.

[04:24:37] Boss, I need you to be a nat, bro. Stay in nat.

[04:24:40] Right, I can't get saves.

[04:24:42] We have to understand we are on the team.

[04:24:44] No, it's about holding yourself, Charlie.

[04:24:46] You're so motivating. Like, you're so like motivating as a teammate, bro.

[04:24:50] I'm facing. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[04:24:53] Okay, we're good.

[04:25:00] How's it going over here? I got that. I got that.

[04:25:02] See you all soon.

[04:25:06] We should not be running in this game. We have four golds and three shots.

[04:25:10] I know. We were like not playing good.

[04:25:12] I'm over the middle right now. We have more.

[04:25:16] Fuck, fuck, fuck.

[04:25:17] I got a box, I'm going back, I'm rotating back, I'm going to go up on a little bit just

[04:25:35] first attack you.

[04:25:37] I'm right right next to a box and he just cleared it to go

[04:25:49] I'm in go I'm in go that is a way

[04:25:56] I just cash into force mines

[04:26:37] I'll leave you to it, and we're good.

[04:26:40] Ah, you're the best.

[04:26:41] So guys, great first game.

[04:26:44] Here's what I think we're-

[04:26:45] But I played us.

[04:26:46] Ryan, it's okay.

[04:26:48] When we're at our best, it's when Bo-

[04:26:50] Junko cream it, I ignore that guy.

[04:26:52] Guys, when we are at our best, it's when-

[04:26:55] it's when Balz is in net,

[04:26:57] and me and Ryan are passing to each other up top, alright?

[04:27:00] We gotta clean it up, alright dude?

[04:27:02] Guys, we made it to the top 16.

[04:27:04] Okay, okay.

[04:27:05] I'm not gonna blame, I'm not gonna blame, I'm not gonna blame.

[04:27:09] I'm done with it.

[04:27:11] I know, I know.

[04:27:13] We're winning this tournament, okay?

[04:27:15] Yup. I'm like the band mate.

[04:27:17] The sum we're actually winning.

[04:27:19] I'm good at defending and I'm amazing at warm shots.

[04:27:22] The band mate used to take free, the band mate used to take free kicks.

[04:27:25] I bet you didn't know what I'm saying.

[04:27:27] Yes, bro. Of course, I knew that I had virtual band mate.

[04:27:29] Bro, he's a casual. He does no shit. He's a casual.

[04:27:32] All right, I mean

[04:27:35] Nine little players right now

[04:27:38] Bro, that is so easy. Okay, give me a give me a quiz give me a quiz give me a quiz

[04:27:46] Who is the quickest now who's the fastest ever going to print milk

[04:27:56] What I don't think I even I even know that

[04:28:02] what's it like what's it um

[04:28:06] wait i was a little duster you read that for your job i don't know for a fact

[04:28:11] dude i just seen something i don't know what you're talking about

[04:28:14] bro give me a real consequence i don't know give me a real consequence and i

[04:28:18] won't okay how many how many ucls has bar so one

[04:28:23] it should sure he doesn't know it he's a casual

[04:28:26] it's a good it's fine though six he's waiting for his chat

[04:28:30] six six six

[04:28:37] how many you are how many five

[04:28:41] you are a joke i was okay okay shut your bitch i have one off now

[04:28:46] now how many ucl wins you real but we're not

[04:28:51] uh like 14 okay so does that like who's better jing see

[04:28:56] uh y'all just spend more money y'all are a problem

[04:28:59] You spent more money, but most of our UCLs are like, from 50 plus years ago.

[04:29:06] Okay, you got what I'm saying, UCLs. You didn't even know. You're a fake Madrid fan.

[04:29:10] You didn't even know.

[04:29:11] Yo, Jinx, I knew it was 15. What do you mean? I never...

[04:29:14] I said 14 if you were a copain. What? What?

[04:29:17] What is this? A conference of a million old messes left, pinkie-dove?

[04:29:22] How the fuck would I know? Bro, ask normal shit!

[04:29:26] Oh my god

[04:29:29] Right, right, right where did what to one day play before safe out

[04:29:37] That's so easy that's so fucking easy

[04:29:41] Thank you, Nijeng said that'll give you a quote. Yeah, I like that shit fucking give it away

[04:29:45] Rangers Rangers Rangers Rangers

[04:29:52] You're reading chat you're reading chat ready up and let's

[04:29:56] and you're reading chat and someone said ring just Jesus Christ also it's

[04:30:01] but I said something like it's virtual band dead my guys focus focus so it's

[04:30:06] virtual fun day it's man that's how you pronounce it in Dutch that's how you

[04:30:10] pronounce it in Dutch yeah then did you are not speed bro shut up for your

[04:30:16] It's good because she has a...

[04:30:20] Ah, what's the call?

[04:30:21] He has a big dick, Brownie.

[04:30:23] Over to the middle.

[04:30:25] Hey, there you go.

[04:30:27] You see that?

[04:30:28] It's not me.

[04:30:29] Alright, boss.

[04:30:30] You play that.

[04:30:31] You play that.

[04:30:32] Yeah.

[04:30:33] Someone go for that.

[04:30:34] Okay, okay.

[04:30:35] Yeah, I'm...

[04:30:36] I'm...

[04:30:37] Here.

[04:30:38] I'm here.

[04:30:46] What'd I say?

[04:30:47] What'd I say, guys?

[04:30:49] Yo, that was me, by the way.

[04:30:51] Wait, I thought you said I couldn't say it.

[04:30:55] You could say it, Pals, you could say it.

[04:30:57] You could say it, Pals.

[04:30:59] Wait, what is wrong with you?

[04:31:02] I was just scared of this.

[04:31:04] I thought Pals said it.

[04:31:06] It was right.

[04:31:08] Wait, that's not a better...

[04:31:10] You go, I'll run.

[04:31:12] No way.

[04:31:13] Hey, you legitimately saw him.

[04:31:14] Bro.

[04:31:15] It's a tabby.

[04:31:15] No, no, no.

[04:31:16] This, this...

[04:31:17] Man, it's a tabby.

[04:31:18] I'm not even gonna try to argue.

[04:31:20] Fuck out of my face.

[04:31:21] Fuck out of my face.

[04:31:22] Wait, I'll put on a...

[04:31:22] You're gonna run, man.

[04:31:23] You're gonna run out of my face, you know.

[04:31:27] You're running, running, don't go for the rage, man.

[04:31:29] Don't go for it.

[04:31:30] Man, stop yelling in my ears.

[04:31:31] You're out of your crazy care.

[04:31:32] Stop yelling in my ears.

[04:31:34] Bro, guys, we're about to stop it.

[04:31:35] You fake me Jinxy, you fake me, my own teammate fake me there, that's why I missed the ball, okay?

[04:31:41] You'll try justice for that.

[04:31:44] This guy actually aids me.

[04:31:51] You feed me by one goal, if you will Quinn.

[04:31:55] Yo, can you go for that?

[04:31:58] Nice.

[04:32:00] Good goal, good goal.

[04:32:02] What was that?

[04:32:03] No no no no no no no no no no no no no because then I'll really score some shit

[04:32:11] Listen listen GC, unlike you I'll actually compliment you for your goal, okay?

[04:32:28] What is that man

[04:32:30] guys you might actually understand that

[04:32:32] okay nice

[04:32:33] wait that's over go

[04:32:35] yeah we might have a chance of winning

[04:32:37] if we don't mind we'll chop each other

[04:32:39] you know what like

[04:32:40] I don't mind like the glaze

[04:32:42] but you are just abusing this game

[04:32:44] and you are killing this guy's confidence

[04:32:46] you are telling me this

[04:32:48] you are telling me to do the same

[04:32:50] I'm actually killing my confidence

[04:32:51] I'm doing worse because of you

[04:32:53] they're giving the whole thing confidence

[04:32:55] they're giving the confidence

[04:32:57] Yeah, the confidence is the most important

[04:33:00] Bitch like you like put me down like this

[04:33:06] Man, I'm never gonna I'm never gonna get mad at you again. What a fucking idiot mark those ones

[04:33:12] you

[04:33:24] you missed that and you're trying to play me

[04:33:34] you had you had a way easier fucking because of me

[04:33:38] bro this guy is trouble

[04:33:40] and see because of you is like complaining it's causing me to get mad and in my

[04:33:48] mom just told me to be quiet

[04:33:50] alright let's lock it I'm never blaming again

[04:33:56] I'm just saying bro in the first tournament what we didn't blame we

[04:33:59] lost in the first round for the second tournament we did blame we're winning

[04:34:01] back-to-back minutes I mean do you think that's what you think blaming helps

[04:34:04] yes because then you can fix mistakes I haven't been schooled off I'm not

[04:34:09] I thought it was about the spacing of work Bolsen

[04:34:15] Brother, do you think that...

[04:34:17] Do you think that Pep Guardiola is losing at half time?

[04:34:19] Do you think he's sitting there stroking off the speed?

[04:34:22] You're a pro, you're a pro

[04:34:24] You are not...

[04:34:25] You're not Pep Guardiola

[04:34:26] How do I tell you this?

[04:34:27] If Bolsen gets back, get back

[04:34:29] Yep

[04:34:30] Man, you got that?

[04:34:31] Nice

[04:34:35] Okay, nice

[04:34:36] nice nice nice nice

[04:34:41] good job bro

[04:34:43] all we got to do is play like this thank you Ryan

[04:34:45] that was actually like a really good dribble

[04:34:48] SHUT THE FUCK UP

[04:34:52] listen bro all we got to do is play like this alright

[04:34:58] yeah I'm dead are you

[04:35:00] okay it's okay I was left guys

[04:35:03] that's on me for coming out of that

[04:35:05] it's okay it's okay we haven't been a 30 seconds left I should the back kickoff

[04:35:12] do I think 10 hours ago just like whoever's a goal never leave the goal

[04:35:17] like during the first fucking five seconds of the kickoff okay I'll

[04:35:22] that it

[04:35:24] it's

[04:35:27] probably going to be just

[04:35:32] coming in

[04:35:34] we're all here while we get up

[04:35:35] someone go for it nice

[04:35:39] you can see you can try that

[04:35:41] nice

[04:35:42] okay nice

[04:35:48] I was looking for that shot

[04:35:53] Finish that off!

[04:35:54] YES! YES!

[04:35:55] Good shit, that's great, that's great

[04:35:57] Yes!

[04:35:58] I mean, I just went like a prime mess here

[04:36:00] I'm just going for one pitch

[04:36:02] Once into the first half

[04:36:06] I'm going, I'm going

[04:36:08] Wait, what round are we in after this?

[04:36:10] Top 8, top 8

[04:36:12] Yup

[04:36:14] See like I told you, setting chance to the boys singing this guys

[04:36:18] He's on his way back off, he lost that fast one.

[04:36:20] That's a warm up.

[04:36:34] I was in a red.

[04:36:35] Wow.

[04:36:37] Very unlucky to be able to...

[04:36:40] I'm lucky, I'm lucky to try.

[04:36:41] Ooh.

[04:36:43] It's close.

[04:36:44] I'm lucky to try.

[04:36:45] It's working.

[04:36:46] Okay.

[04:36:49] Why do I hear like this light?

[04:36:52] I'm being positive. I'm being positive.

[04:36:54] I'm being positive. Am I not positive?

[04:36:56] I said good try.

[04:36:58] JC, I hit both fucking balls. That's just...

[04:37:02] No, I'm not.

[04:37:02] That's unlucky.

[04:37:04] Nice.

[04:37:05] So guys, we may... let me give a team talk.

[04:37:09] We made it to the top eight.

[04:37:12] Alright.

[04:37:13] Yep.

[04:37:14] I'm telling you, we are at our best.

[04:37:16] when Paul says our keeper and me and Ryan works together as a team.

[04:37:20] If we make it to top four, this will be set up because it'll be past the threes, guys.

[04:37:25] Okay?

[04:37:26] It's got to be one more game.

[04:37:27] One more game.

[04:37:28] Yeah.

[04:37:29] Okay.

[04:37:30] Wait, wait, wait.

[04:37:31] I'll save you the more football quiz, would you like?

[04:37:36] There's your ball.

[04:37:37] Are there any questions?

[04:37:38] I don't know.

[04:37:39] Just think of one question.

[04:37:41] Bro, you have to know the answer to the question in the ball knowledge and it

[04:37:45] It has to be a fair question now.

[04:37:47] Okay, I'll just...

[04:37:49] Thanks, thanks, thanks.

[04:37:50] Since you're a boss, I'm a fan.

[04:37:52] I see how you're wearing me up for us.

[04:37:54] Where did Grafinha play before Leeds?

[04:37:56] Don't look at your chat.

[04:37:57] I'm not looking at your chat.

[04:37:58] I'll close out of it.

[04:38:00] He played, um...

[04:38:02] He played in Leeds.

[04:38:03] Probably played in Leeds United.

[04:38:05] Before Leeds.

[04:38:06] Before Leeds.

[04:38:07] Where did he play?

[04:38:08] Okay, Jinxie.

[04:38:10] Which team player,

[04:38:12] or which team,

[04:38:14] Calls their home or plays their home games at the Ali on Serena

[04:38:18] By a minute like what's okay? That's a good. Okay. That's good. Okay balls now. It's your turn

[04:38:24] No, like give me more fair questions like that like right more fair questions

[04:38:30] Which country has won the most roadcups? That's easy. That's easy. If you don't get I'll eat the car

[04:38:38] Just that's okay. Yep. Yep. It's shit. Okay

[04:38:44] Isn't R2C the close though? R2C doesn't have 3 or 4?

[04:38:49] I think 3.

[04:38:50] Yeah, but Jep has 3, I have 4.

[04:38:52] 3, I think yeah.

[04:38:55] I don't know, what's another good question I don't know.

[04:38:58] But it's giving me like realistic questions bro.

[04:39:01] Who has the sag most times?

[04:39:05] Not counting Madrid.

[04:39:07] Yeah.

[04:39:09] United.

[04:39:10] So like this with the move.

[04:39:11] United? Wait, inner, inner, inner, inner, inner, inner,

[04:39:18] AC Milan, AC Milan, AC Milan, I'm gonna do that.

[04:39:24] Yo, Jynx, this is a question for your chat, this is a question for your chat,

[04:39:30] Bo's asking how much money Bossa has been investigated for paying off the rest.

[04:39:34] Wait, that's such a good one, oh my god.

[04:39:37] Barca's never made a ref

[04:39:40] Barca's never made a ref

[04:39:43] Yeah, it's co-crow

[04:39:46] It's just co-crow

[04:39:49] It's just co-crow

[04:39:53] It's just co-crow

[04:39:56] It's messy not to go

[04:40:01] Fall is ready now

[04:40:07] you know, damage is reputation is the best

[04:40:13] alright bro

[04:40:14] win this one semi-finalist, alright?

[04:40:17] okay, lock in

[04:40:19] dead it guys, dead it

[04:40:20] dead it

[04:40:23] good job

[04:40:28] win this one, top four guys

[04:40:33] push the lock, me and money in the pigeon

[04:40:37] I got a lot.

[04:40:40] Nice.

[04:40:41] Oh my god, that's really good.

[04:40:45] There's one.

[04:40:47] You can like go up for an attack after you clear the ball.

[04:40:51] Yeah.

[04:40:52] I got a lot.

[04:40:53] Now you got a lot.

[04:40:57] Nice.

[04:40:58] Nice.

[04:40:59] I'll go for that.

[04:41:00] Top four boys, top three.

[04:41:02] Top three.

[04:41:03] Tall speedaxe tonight.

[04:41:05] Yep yep.

[04:41:06] Me at that shot, thank you.

[04:41:09] I thought it was just a good one shot for like high brico, you know.

[04:41:12] I go flat.

[04:41:13] That's good, that's good.

[04:41:16] Ah, that's nice.

[04:41:17] I'm on a one-on-one.

[04:41:19] Let them.

[04:41:20] I'll ride beside you.

[04:41:22] I'll hit this one.

[04:41:30] I'll see if you can like take over a little bit.

[04:41:32] Nah nah, I'm just gonna go back to that.

[04:41:35] That's good

[04:41:38] We're not you got lucky

[04:41:44] That was like

[04:41:51] Nice I'll take it

[04:41:55] Yeah, yep

[04:41:59] It's

[04:42:01] Oh, it's bad, it's bad, I'm bad in these situations.

[04:42:08] Nice, that's nice, go go go.

[04:42:12] Over the middle, over the middle, over the middle.

[04:42:19] Good, pretty sure not.

[04:42:25] Nice.

[04:42:26] I can attack you.

[04:42:27] Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll play behind.

[04:42:30] I'll play by 4-0, 2-0.

[04:42:32] Oh wait.

[04:42:34] Give a shot, I'll give a shot.

[04:42:36] Nah, I'm getting back, I'm getting back.

[04:42:38] Gotta get back, I'll take over.

[04:42:40] I'm still here, I try.

[04:42:42] I'm still in a really good shot.

[04:42:44] Run, run, run, run, run!

[04:42:46] Oh well, okay.

[04:42:51] We're actually playing decent.

[04:42:53] They went up the fast and never lucked, boys.

[04:42:55] They have like no pressure on us.

[04:42:57] We have all the pressure on them.

[04:42:59] Yeah, we should have the same shot so we need to watch because the tiebreaker knows that.

[04:43:08] Two balls, nice.

[04:43:10] One go.

[04:43:11] Is that going in?

[04:43:12] Right.

[04:43:14] Check site.

[04:43:15] Yes!

[04:43:16] Let's fucking go.

[04:43:17] Yes Ryan!

[04:43:18] Oh my god!

[04:43:19] Balls.

[04:43:20] Balls. Listen, the way you clear the balls is so good bro.

[04:43:24] That's really good.

[04:43:25] Yeah.

[04:43:26] You always hit the ball like so like center

[04:43:29] Guys, we're almost in the center, guys

[04:43:33] Yep, that's all good

[04:43:35] Sorry, sir

[04:43:39] And we're getting back just close enough

[04:43:42] You got that, nice

[04:43:45] Eh, I'll take over

[04:43:47] Nice, nice

[04:43:48] Rampant go

[04:43:50] How was that map? How was that not a map, yes, by the way

[04:43:56] Over the middle of the gap.

[04:43:58] Over the middle of the gap.

[04:44:08] Nice.

[04:44:12] We have more shots as well, so even if there is a shot we have...

[04:44:14] I got a little bit.

[04:44:16] It's okay.

[04:44:18] I got it, I got it, I got it.

[04:44:20] Oh, oh.

[04:44:22] Now we're gonna go get her.

[04:44:24] I've got a first one you stay next to him

[04:44:26] Ah shit, you got that

[04:44:28] Nice

[04:44:30] Nice

[04:44:32] I've got this

[04:44:34] Nice nice nice

[04:44:36] I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go while you're attacking me

[04:44:38] I've got a first one

[04:44:40] Finish this attack and then come back again

[04:44:42] Ah shit, try to hit that up now

[04:44:44] Try to hit that up now and take this walk

[04:44:46] Nice

[04:44:48] I've got my skater ready

[04:44:50] You've been lucky

[04:44:52] What a fucking hit

[04:44:56] Over the middle of the ramp, did you hit it over the middle?

[04:44:57] Nice

[04:44:58] Try to stay on the ramp, try to stay on the ramp

[04:45:01] Fuck

[04:45:03] Just this, it's okay, go

[04:45:07] Mmm, this might be a better escape

[04:45:10] Ah, this is a bad position

[04:45:14] Ooh, deal

[04:45:14] I'm a go, I'm a go

[04:45:15] Don't panic, don't panic, I'm gone

[04:45:17] Nice, nice, nice

[04:45:18] You can troll here

[04:45:19] Nah, I don't know

[04:45:20] Oh, it's

[04:45:20] You're good

[04:45:22] Just lay over the defensive boss, hit it.

[04:45:26] Everyone, everyone like...

[04:45:28] Oh no, you didn't say anything so I didn't know.

[04:45:31] You guys have to hit this?

[04:45:33] Not at the boss, but defend like your life depends on it.

[04:45:37] That's game.

[04:45:40] Yeah!

[04:45:42] Let's fucking go.

[04:45:44] Wait, why are we actually so coordinated?

[04:45:46] It's fucking insane.

[04:45:48] Bro, this is our first time in 70s guys.

[04:45:51] Well, let's use that team. We made it. It's a meeting for we should have made it a thing. He's but

[04:45:57] That last thing is actually our first line as a team

[04:46:02] Good

[04:46:05] Ornating dude, we actually look no we legitimately look coordinated, bro Wow

[04:46:11] Let's go look at the teams

[04:46:15] Yeah, look at the teams. I just not worry. Yeah, let's let's see. Let's see. He's got gold

[04:46:19] So we're fifth in goals, um, I pray to God, there's those first, look at the goals, like

[04:46:30] every actually, every actually looks average, okay, the team that's number one in goals

[04:46:36] were playing nets in semis okay that's chat setter

[04:46:43] lock the fuck in i was here bitch

[04:46:48] actually i don't think these guys that are stacked cause like

[04:46:53] the random boils like no like the team name is just random like who puts a team name is

[04:46:57] Cunch then

[04:46:59] is that like a

[04:47:00] generated team name?

[04:47:02] yeah it looks like one anyways

[04:47:05] Yeah, Vokey does.

[04:47:07] Silky spider, he's the top of the square.

[04:47:09] I don't know how to feel about that.

[04:47:12] I mean, the fucking third guy is like a troll car.

[04:47:18] Yeah, like what is bro?

[04:47:19] I don't know how to feel about that.

[04:47:22] I mean, I get him wearing a grudge in a pigeon man, but Jesus.

[04:47:26] The pigeon, like, is, I don't know.

[04:47:29] It has something on it.

[04:47:31] Yeah, it has aura.

[04:47:32] You're shot. Do you hear that?

[04:47:34] Volcanox is what I'm about to set up right now man

[04:48:00] Wait is he just giving me a new YouTube?

[04:48:02] Wait, you might have fucked him over if he's actually streaming on Mutu.

[04:48:07] I checked the LA, he was blasting music strolling off.

[04:48:12] Nah, nah, it's not live.

[04:48:14] Nah, it's not live.

[04:48:15] Right, back to the wings walkout.

[04:48:16] Yes, 40 seconds.

[04:48:17] I'm gonna just jam it.

[04:48:18] Yes, 40 seconds.

[04:48:28] I'm going to just jab at these rockets, um.

[04:49:08] game attack which one um silky silky spider silky spider only has sex goes

[04:49:14] well and he's like tight between two girls all right I go I go I go guys okay

[04:49:20] I step back

[04:49:23] I didn't see it.

[04:49:33] That's not the best start, but why does he low key, why is he moving crazy, he's cariboling

[04:49:42] and stuff.

[04:49:43] Do y'all see that?

[04:49:44] Why is he moving like that?

[04:49:47] I think that's guys locking, locking.

[04:49:51] Son of a...

[04:49:55] The game just started.

[04:49:57] Oh that's a bad tap.

[04:49:59] You got that.

[04:50:02] That's it.

[04:50:09] What is this?

[04:50:11] Oh my god bro.

[04:50:13] I'm gonna clear up a bit and we're attacking.

[04:50:16] I see, back to you, back to you.

[04:50:18] I got him.

[04:50:20] I got him a lot again.

[04:50:22] I'm locked in there.

[04:50:26] I missed that at like half a second attack.

[04:50:30] Yeah, you can like,

[04:50:32] don't go past the half way, like I'd say.

[04:50:36] Oh, scared of him.

[04:50:38] No way, that was such a good attack.

[04:50:42] Grabbing a boost.

[04:50:46] Fuck, that was so unexpected, it's a pretty good one.

[04:50:51] You got that Jynx here.

[04:50:53] Nice.

[04:50:54] Wait, the ball's lagging like crazy for me.

[04:50:57] Yeah, I'm like a hundred and eight thing.

[04:50:59] I don't get how I'm in the high up in the nub and you're like fudder away from the US.

[04:51:03] Like, that makes sense.

[04:51:05] Oh my god.

[04:51:08] We're still on this, we're still on this.

[04:51:10] Go around, nice.

[04:51:12] Okay, that was smart.

[04:51:16] this is a bad possession here man

[04:51:21] he's gonna miss that

[04:51:24] we gotta get out of here

[04:51:26] we gotta get out of our house

[04:51:28] yeah, we have to get out of our house

[04:51:30] every time we get the bomb we just pass through them

[04:51:33] yeah, oh dear

[04:51:36] we gotta get out of our house

[04:51:38] if they're giving you space just dribble

[04:51:42] yeah, if I hit that like that

[04:52:44] they're actually jumping

[04:52:47] we're like over getting like crazy

[04:52:50] oh fuck

[04:52:51] we got it, we got it

[04:52:52] I got it, I got it

[04:52:53] I'm out of blue

[04:52:54] yeah, you fucking saved that

[04:52:55] give back, give back

[04:52:56] bro, nice, nice

[04:53:01] fucking blue

[04:53:02] I got it, I got it

[04:53:03] nice

[04:53:04] it's a good attack

[04:53:05] well said dad, nice

[04:53:06] I knew it

[04:53:37] They're putting too much pressure on us.

[04:53:40] We had that coming, not like, full with Huck.

[04:53:42] I don't know.

[04:53:43] I don't know, they've been in our own ass the entire game.

[04:53:47] Bro, I just feel like we can't get the ball out of our fucking hat, bro.

[04:53:52] I feel like every time we get the ball, we just do this little limp dick flip right into that.

[04:53:57] You like, really whack it out of here.

[04:53:59] We just keep doing this little dog shit flip.

[04:54:01] I mean, they're putting us in like, awkward positions.

[04:54:03] I'm getting like treated like I'm the bow

[04:54:21] Nice

[04:54:23] We have to just get in the fucking face

[04:54:26] Hit it

[04:54:29] Oh, yeah, that's one nice nice. It's walk. Come on

[04:54:39] You did lucky kick over great shot balls that bass

[04:54:45] Whoever okay, I'm gonna dead it right balls. Go Ryan come back balls go I

[04:54:50] I think Volce is better angle. Yeah, I knew it.

[04:54:54] Don't try and...

[04:54:55] RYE AHH!

[04:54:56] RYE AHH!

[04:54:58] I don't know, I don't know.

[04:55:00] Right, come on.

[04:55:01] We need that go.

[04:55:02] We need that go.

[04:55:03] That was like the best kickoff you could have taken.

[04:55:06] I'm not even sure.

[04:55:07] No bro, I'm pretty good at tapping it.

[04:55:08] You're dead of the ball.

[04:55:09] Like, perfectly.

[04:55:10] Ball's dead it.

[04:55:11] Ryan go.

[04:55:12] Ball's dead Ryan go.

[04:55:14] Right, we need that go or we need to watch the show.

[04:55:16] Oxcaze is going to be on the play.

[04:55:17] Wait, give me a kill him.

[04:55:18] Give me a kill him.

[04:55:19] Give me a give me a give me a I'm sitting half way on

[04:55:22] On

[04:55:24] Give me a give me a

[04:55:26] nice give me a give me a

[04:55:34] Survive the other time

[04:55:37] Nice nice

[04:55:49] oh you gotta get a foot on it nice nice

[04:55:56] is that bad angle?

[04:55:59] nice what a clear

[04:56:01] oh it was boss

[04:56:04] boss is gonna act on that

[04:56:09] like how does one get so lucky but

[04:56:14] you like you over committed there

[04:56:16] Shit one

[04:56:18] Yeah

[04:56:19] Fuck bro, it's a game one

[04:56:23] Oh

[04:56:25] Like evidence and nothing without food like boss like in those like situations try to get out of net and as less as possible

[04:56:34] Yeah, because like fuck bro

[04:56:38] Bridesmaid we got shit where we just do these shitty flips off our walls probably never move the ball out of our half

[04:56:43] Like if no one is on you bro just fucking dribble just dribble and dribble and dribble like we like get the ball

[04:56:50] And then we just flip it into them like well with the thing is look at their shots

[04:56:54] If we look at how many shots they have I know I mean if we dribble though

[04:56:58] Like they're just gonna like chow us and they're gonna win the 50 and the balls

[04:57:02] They bounce like near our half you're doing these squishies watching. What's up squishy?

[04:57:07] I'm gonna get it Ryan you go. Oh, yeah

[04:57:23] For I'm gonna stay in goes cuz like I thought most that game cuz like we were like closing

[04:57:30] So I guess

[04:57:32] I was just running your balls like it's supposed to be my ball I think man yeah

[04:57:39] I didn't see him about anything I came off yes I know but like if someone's in front of you

[04:57:44] gotta just let them like we gotta trust each other if we're doing that we're

[04:57:47] just not gonna like if y'all are in front of me I always let y'all go

[04:57:51] Yeah, both camps over there.

[04:57:58] Okay, I'll move over there.

[04:58:00] You're just on our half.

[04:58:04] I'm gonna go to this, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.

[04:58:06] Okay.

[04:58:08] Oh, that's created.

[04:58:09] Get shot.

[04:58:10] Oh, it's a boss.

[04:58:11] Get on that.

[04:58:12] Actually, oh.

[04:58:13] Nice, it's nice.

[04:58:15] Oh my god guys guys listen can't fucking solve this like he literally gave us a free

[04:58:30] go like something it's right in the stars right now right yeah you say drinks

[04:58:47] yeah yeah I'm in it right now I'm going out there I was saying goes I'm out of

[04:58:55] those but I'll try to get this I got that I got that

[04:59:02] it's really dangerous

[04:59:13] the worst thing you can do is they just these guys are good though like you're

[04:59:18] hitting like every like single wall shot I got a shot I've stopped you go

[04:59:24] I missed another one, let's get it, let's get it

[04:59:26] Oh my god, I love you, I love you boss

[04:59:31] I want to save you guys

[04:59:33] Oh my god

[04:59:37] Fuck

[04:59:38] I got that, I got that

[04:59:40] Okay

[04:59:45] I'm sorry, I'm the time machine

[04:59:48] I got that

[04:59:49] It's like fucking send it

[04:59:51] I'm back, boss, 10-8.

[04:59:54] Shut up, fuck!

[04:59:58] Like my colleague.

[05:00:10] Boss, get back, get back, get back.

[05:00:21] if that's a goal I like men, I like death, if that's a thing

[05:00:32] these guys are not going bro, I swear to god, why is it always been like, I'm in the

[05:00:36] turn bro, like, bro these guys are better than the people I've played in plan bro,

[05:00:42] like, in rank, they're speed flipping bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not taking

[05:00:50] mission

[05:01:14] you're not even letting us leave our own half

[05:01:49] I'm just flying past my screen, I'm just flying past my screen, I'm just flying past

[05:02:13] my screen.

[05:02:44] You don't take a shit on a toilet, you'll breathe, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll laugh.

[05:02:51] I mean SecretBot has 46 points and he's going to win a tournament.

[05:02:56] I mean this is all this game is.

[05:02:59] It's literally should be called Rocket Smurf or Smurf League.

[05:03:03] Smurf League is about a minute.

[05:03:05] This game has the worst smurfing problem of any game I've ever played.

[05:03:08] I play Siege.

[05:03:09] This game has the worst smurfing problem in Siege.

[05:03:12] fourth of that. Yeah, I mean, this isn't awful. I'm a shitty games like ranking system. Get

[05:03:19] this guy out of my game. JC, you better like tell the fucking bro, what am I going to do?

[05:03:25] Like, I like tell the rocket leak. Gotta like tell the rocket leak that's for like do

[05:03:30] something about the shit. Because it's actually not a dirt. Like there has to be

[05:03:36] like stricter rules for tournaments when it comes to like new accounts so

[05:03:41] there's nothing they can do you know what they could do well they never will do

[05:03:47] because I'm pretty sure they like forgot about this game but they can make it to

[05:03:52] where like if you're on an Xbox and like we're guys just forfeit guys it's over

[05:03:56] I forfeit it somebody did just make it to where like if you hit Chan on your

[05:04:05] Xbox all of your accounts are considered champ accounts not if you hit champ and then you you make a new fucking account

[05:04:11] You're considered gold, but that is fucking me. That has to be like an IP thing then like after like yeah

[05:04:19] Pro siege doesn't it's like insane

[05:04:20] You can't even do like copper to champ on siege because it'll play coppers for one game and then

[05:04:27] That's what it's worth. Oh my god

[05:04:29] We might have lost but like we know how to win though like arming those used to this app

[05:04:36] That's our strategy

[05:04:38] Bro if we don't play on stream we would have won a tournament three weeks ago

[05:04:42] I know

[05:04:44] I mean it's whatever though

[05:04:47] Shit is legitimately stupid as fuck it

[05:04:50] You play a tournament you get to finals you play as Murph

[05:04:54] You play ranked you get another winning streak you play as Murph

[05:04:56] I'm you go on a losing streak you play a smurf you get on broccoli you play smurf you get off broccoli

[05:05:02] You play a smurf you eat dinner and get back on broccoli you play a smurf you go to jerk off

[05:05:07] You go to take a shit you play a smurf you go you go to take a piss you play smurf

[05:05:11] You go to take your mom out to lunch and then you take her back take her back, and then you play a smurf

[05:05:15] It's like just no matter what you do you can't take the fucking first i was talking to you

[05:05:26] Smurf League. Fucking Smurf League. Coping. Yeah man. The number one goal

[05:05:37] score in the tournament who is doing directional aerial finishes on goals

[05:05:41] and he's the only one in his team who's doing fucking anything. Yeah he's not a

[05:05:45] Smurf. We just lost to a guy who had 40 points because he's fucking Smurfing

[05:05:49] fucking teammate had like 800 shit is so fucking stupid on the bright side chat we

[05:06:00] are two wins away from champion two wins away from champion two wins away from

[05:06:10] champions let's go two wins away from champion chat could tonight be tonight

[05:06:16] Could tonight be the night? Could tonight be the night?

[05:06:33] I love this song.

[05:06:34] Chata, I listen to this song in a shower this morning.

[05:06:38] Two wins away from champion, guys.

[05:06:46] 2 wins away from champion, derai derai.

[05:06:56] Let's see what derai, 2 wins away from champion guys, how do you have to go chat?

[05:07:06] Benner!

[05:07:07] Benner!

[05:07:08] Benner!

[05:07:09] Benner!

[05:07:10] Hi guys change the title to two wins off champion or two wins from champion thank you

[05:07:18] all guys.

[05:07:19] Cafe, cafe or border.

[05:07:23] Wait I actually like labs.

[05:07:25] This one of my favorite maps.

[05:07:28] This one of my favorite maps.

[05:07:30] Two wins away from solo 200 champion.

[05:07:34] Everybody lock in motherfucker.

[05:07:37] Yeah, let's go. Two wins away. Sonic, think of it as your one. JX, think of it as prime.

[05:07:46] Hydix, think of it as prime. Enter, think of it as all of them. Chat, type up. I was

[05:07:50] here in the chat. If you're going to be here for this legendary moment. We are about

[05:07:58] to hit champion tonight. All solo queue. All right. All fucking solo queue. All solo

[05:08:04] I've been sort of getting this entire fucking season.

[05:08:09] I was here in the chat.

[05:08:10] Two wins away from champ, let's go.

[05:08:15] I was here in the chat, I was here in the chat.

[05:08:17] Two wins away from champion, let's go.

[05:08:19] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[05:08:21] I was here to watch you lose.

[05:08:24] I hated here, I was not here.

[05:08:27] I was not here.

[05:08:28] You're not hitting champ, but I was here everyways.

[05:08:34] Nah.

[05:08:35] Nah.

[05:08:36] We're in a champ.

[05:08:37] I can feel it in the tip of my cock.

[05:08:38] We're in a champ.

[05:08:39] In the tip of my chest.

[05:08:40] Where's Carter?

[05:08:41] Why does it matter?

[05:08:42] Where's Carter? Why does it matter?

[05:08:56] So clean, bro. So fucking clean.

[05:09:12] 5 seconds in counting.

[05:09:24] 4 is working in the box.

[05:09:39] I'll make a noise please

[05:10:09] Oh

[05:10:39] I'm so fucking watch right now come on.

[05:11:03] Reloading.

[05:12:08] Come on! Come on! Come on!

[05:12:14] There we go! There we go! Let's fucking go!

[05:12:23] Win this game, win one more game, and we're done. We're done for the season. We're done for the season.

[05:12:31] Also, Roku to Chan, bro. All the doubters are fucking wrong.

[05:12:38] Let's actually fucking go guys. What a way to start the game. What a way to start

[05:12:44] the fucking game. Seamont's thinking for the prime stuff. 20 months. No way I've

[05:12:48] watched this bald motherfucker for this long. 20 months is a minute. Dude, I think

[05:12:53] I have some subs that are like five years, bro. I'm not even kidding.

[05:12:58] L positivity. You're playing against bots. You're playing against bots, white

[05:13:07] boy okay um they're diamond ones and diamond dudes what the fuck are you

[05:13:15] saying buddy get the headband we don't need the headband for that we're just

[05:13:22] going full ball I want to look like a pair of testicles

[05:13:26] I

[05:13:33] Sick has two more wins over champ

[05:13:43] Off for located a bomb protected

[05:13:56] I need to get champagne, Jack.

[05:14:02] If we get Champ tonight I'm going to pop a bottle of champagne, dead ass.

[05:14:09] Five seconds in counting.

[05:14:12] Hey, Jakes, can you just end stream?

[05:14:16] I want to go jerk off, bro.

[05:14:18] Nobody's forcing you to...

[05:14:19] What do you mean you want to go jerk off?

[05:14:24] Swiffing makes.

[05:14:35] Two more wins for Champ guys, come on.

[05:14:42] What noise is it, Mike?

[05:15:12] Turn TTS on. Fuck, no. I'm about to chamber out. Fuck that.

[05:15:30] Come on, come on, baby. Come on, come on, come on.

[05:15:42] Fuck.

[05:15:44] You get that, Jack?

[05:15:49] Come on.

[05:15:54] You hear that, Jack?

[05:16:04] Come on.

[05:16:24] I need help, though.

[05:16:53] Can you help me?

[05:16:58] What are you doing?

[05:17:03] What the fuck?

[05:17:08] What's individually?

[05:17:11] What the fuck?

[05:17:13] What are you doing?

[05:17:16] Yeah, I can't.

[05:17:19] is insane. You managed to wait 30 seconds to help me, then you missed the smoke and then

[05:17:27] started lighting me on fire. I don't know. I don't know how much more I could do for this

[05:17:33] fucking team. I mean just don't light me on fire. A gun would have sufficed. What a

[05:17:43] fucking horrible fucking support right there it was so bad by him I mean the

[05:17:52] smoke was right on top of my fucking tip literally and then he runs away with

[05:17:57] like the composure of a deer and headlights nah bro this shit is insane

[05:18:05] this is actually fucking disgusting

[05:18:13] Provide was gonna be so sad from almost champ. Man. Just let me wait

[05:18:23] Didn't you a champ already? Uh, no, no, I mean like I did but I hit it off with rollback

[05:18:28] Which is like the bomb in this way that I'm trying to actually hit it solo

[05:18:33] Which is like

[05:18:43] What's rollback I've been expand cheaters that I played against and they gave me

[05:18:56] like in Siege if you lose against cheaters and they get banned you'll

[05:19:03] actually get the little back

[05:19:13] 4 is looking to bomb. Get ready to engage.

[05:19:17] Hello, you've been playing on 6?

[05:19:21] Or I haven't played this game?

[05:19:25] I haven't played this game for like, year 2, season 1.

[05:19:29] I think 10 years, bro. Probably 10 years.

[05:19:33] Send me.

[05:19:37] I need to get out of here.

[05:19:49] Oh, oh, oh

[05:19:52] Is that my uncle bro?

[05:19:54] Third gts on no, we're like trying to lock him bro. I'm not turning out to get

[05:20:00] I'm trying to a champ bro now like right now

[05:20:02] I don't care.

[05:20:27] That's not good.

[05:20:58] That's not John fuckin' for it.

[05:21:05] I'm still getting held, I mean, if you wanted that bad, you got it!

[05:21:19] I mean, like, I figured they'd care about anything else, but just me.

[05:21:24] I'm getting held from both sides!

[05:21:27] Please win this.

[05:21:29] YES! YES! YES!

[05:21:31] Friendly left operator standing.

[05:21:35] YES!

[05:21:37] 1v1, 1v1, 1v1, 1v1, 1v1, 1v1, 1v1, 1v1, 1v1, 1v1, 1v1, 1v1.

[05:21:43] Perfect angle.

[05:21:45] Perfect angle.

[05:21:47] Stop shooting till you see him. Wait till you see him.

[05:21:49] Oh my god, stop shooting, god damn it.

[05:21:53] All you have to do is hold the ankle.

[05:21:55] What you do right right right right right?

[05:22:03] 10 seconds left

[05:22:14] We're actually gonna champ today

[05:22:16] Bro if my teammates club our clutching to be fours that means we're destined

[05:22:21] That means we're destined to be a champ. If my teammates are clutching 2v4s, that means we're fucking destined.

[05:22:27] That means we're fucking destined. We are destined! Destined! That never happens in solo queue.

[05:22:41] How do you go about Rainbow Six Siege Mobile? I think it's cool. I don't really think it's like...

[05:22:46] I mean, I think it's kind of unnecessary, but like, I think it's cool. Like, I think it's good.

[05:22:50] I mean the only time I would ever see myself playing Rainbow Six Mobile is if I'm like in a car ride or if I'm like at school

[05:22:58] But I'm obviously not at school anymore

[05:23:01] Cuz like bro chat why would I play R6 mobile when I could just play R6 on my Xbox I?

[05:23:07] Feel like it's kind of pointless, but I don't think it's an ad thing I

[05:23:14] Don't think it's a bad thing though two more rounds boys

[05:23:20] This is one of my favorite maps in the game to use Bravo on bro.

[05:23:24] Oh my God.

[05:23:25] I'm on Bravo.

[05:23:26] So what's your job?

[05:23:27] What are your like ranked goals for the new season?

[05:23:30] It's in your drone to locate a bomb.

[05:23:32] It's in three days.

[05:23:33] Right?

[05:23:34] I think that this season season three days.

[05:23:36] Chad, what record y'all trying to hit?

[05:23:41] Let's hit it.

[05:23:46] diamond champion champion with a 1.5 copper bronze copper your mom SSL

[05:23:58] Cobblestone copper one bronze top 1k legitimately going

[05:24:09] which I hope y'all achieve whatever your rent goals as man for the new season

[05:24:14] I'm gonna go live like fucking early like as soon as the servers are up on March 3. I'm gonna be like streaming out like 11

[05:24:32] Speaking of new season

[05:24:34] It's gotta be soon

[05:24:44] Don't beat back

[05:24:58] March 11th, bro, it's eight days after the new season

[05:25:02] Holy cinema

[05:25:16] My timing is insane

[05:25:48] The diffuser is no longer in your possession.

[05:26:03] He's down to one friendly.

[05:26:08] He's still here.

[05:26:10] Is this guy mentally ill?

[05:26:12] He's still down here.

[05:26:13] Is the segment of real?

[05:26:43] I

[05:26:45] I should have put you off, I don't know, I got so distracted with Kibara, that's on

[05:27:15] me guys. I should have just pushed Aqua. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I got

[05:27:19] way too focused on that cavera. That kid was annoying as shit though. He was just sitting

[05:27:23] top waiting for you to get on camp. No that's on me bro. That's on fucking me. That's on

[05:27:30] me. That's on me. If I didn't get hyperfixated on that cavera I probably would have been

[05:27:37] fine. I should have just took Aqua but the thing is I was just worried about that

[05:27:40] fucking cavera flanking me silently with that silent step bullshit weeks for chat

[05:27:46] March service or new season then eight days after that's a new rocket league

[05:27:50] season holding peak marks gonna be a peak month our rocket league seasons once

[05:27:55] every three months

[05:28:03] yeah Claymore's yeah but Claymore's it's like ass though cuz like he'll just

[05:28:08] Let's see the laser and shoot it.

[05:28:15] You're talking too much, mute up.

[05:28:17] What the fuck?

[05:28:18] Oh yeah, and Mark's madness still.

[05:28:26] Rocket League every three months.

[05:28:27] Wow, so let's stay in a siege.

[05:28:31] Is it always one week apart?

[05:28:36] I want to hit Diamond and Rocket League next season. That would be sick. That would literally be sick, bro.

[05:28:46] Nah, bro. New season of Siege is gonna be like generational.

[05:28:50] But bro, this isn't even the best one. The best season is next season. Like in three months.

[05:28:56] The Seedles don't be good though. New office always there now. This thing's live.

[05:28:59] Second to go.

[05:29:00] No one cares, be quiet.

[05:29:25] You think it's that hard, actually?

[05:29:27] He's going to swing because he's undisciplined and stupid.

[05:29:32] Maybe not.

[05:29:35] He's going to swing because he's undisciplined and stupid.

[05:29:40] Maybe not.

[05:29:42] Maybe not.

[05:29:44] Maybe not.

[05:29:46] Maybe not.

[05:29:48] Maybe not.

[05:29:50] I'm not gonna lose the KSI, Jipah. I'm gonna practice more feet up this week, too.

[05:30:20] I got a hack this problem for the study you have located

[05:30:39] Where did you come from what

[05:31:09] I actually think there is shit in my pants right now.

[05:31:16] Bro, I had three teammates upstairs and she flanked me.

[05:31:24] It's fine, listen chap, they have to go to the offsite, okay?

[05:31:29] This is so winnable.

[05:31:30] You look so winnable.

[05:31:31] Thank you, Sergeant.

[05:31:32] Bro, they have to go to the offsite.

[05:31:34] Chap, this is so fucking winnable.

[05:31:36] Alright?

[05:31:37] So winnable.

[05:31:38] I guess Ben Chavera, yeah, this bitch has aura.

[05:31:41] I don't know, whoever's using her on the other team has tempo.

[05:31:45] Get a hair transplant, I can't see you like this.

[05:31:52] Bro chat, I had three, chat, I had three teammates upstairs

[05:31:56] and then I got to like Ben Chavera, are we done at us?

[05:31:59] Yo, JX, you're the best, bro. Thank you, Jordan. Appreciate it, man.

[05:32:02] Thank you, dude.

[05:32:04] When's the last time you golfed?

[05:32:05] It's a bit of a minute, buddy.

[05:32:07] Actually, I don't know.

[05:32:09] Wstream, you've got this.

[05:32:10] Thank you, man.

[05:32:11] Dude, I'm going to try.

[05:32:12] I'm going to try.

[05:32:13] I'm playing shitty though on attack.

[05:32:15] I'm playing better on defense.

[05:32:18] I think we're going to win though.

[05:32:20] They have to go to the offset.

[05:32:21] This side sucks.

[05:32:27] Bro, Kvara.

[05:32:28] Dude, I've never seen Kvara actually useful

[05:32:30] until this game.

[05:32:31] Damn it.

[05:32:32] Chat, I've never seen Kivira actually use full of trouble.

[05:32:34] He's a little beautiful.

[05:32:35] I'm not kidding.

[05:32:59] OK, chatting with this site.

[05:33:01] everybody locked in

[05:33:03] i wanna make like a fur and stuff

[05:33:08] ten seconds to insertion

[05:33:14] five seconds to go

[05:33:18] we have to win this round more so than the game

[05:33:25] I want to lather you in butter. Thanks Archie.

[05:33:34] What the fuck type of comedy is that?

[05:33:37] Send normal shit, damn!

[05:33:47] They cleared the blast!

[05:33:55] Jaden negative I've kept the jade appreciate you

[05:34:03] all right let me say this if there's a new camera on the stone all these guys are locked

[05:34:09] this might get a kill i'm not

[05:34:23] are we dead man are we dead man

[05:34:35] team mates it's up to you guys

[05:34:43] we're gonna have to chat tomorrow

[05:34:46] wow I just can't do it

[05:34:48] no matter how hard I try, I can't do it

[05:34:51] I only got it off with fucking rollback

[05:34:53] poor eliminated all fuck me in the ass

[05:34:57] alright chat, well tomorrow Sunday chat about see ya boys

[05:35:01] chat, I'm gonna play siege off stream tonight

[05:35:04] Try to get one game off and I'm gonna try to get tomorrow on stream.

[05:35:08] All right, Jack, love y'all boys, man.

[05:35:11] Have a beautiful, fantabulous, amazing night and I'll see you in the next one.