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Jynxzi

03-01-2026 · 5h 21m

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[00:03:00] Is that I take no more, no, it cannot wait, I'm yours.

[00:03:15] Shut your bitch ass up, I'm in the middle of a song, that is mad disrespectful, yo.

[00:03:21] Hey!

[00:03:23] Hey!

[00:03:25] Hey!

[00:03:29] When I open up your mind and see you like me

[00:03:33] Open up your plans and game you're free

[00:03:36] I look into your heart and you'll find love, love, love, love

[00:03:41] Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing

[00:03:45] We're just one big family

[00:03:48] And it's our God who's taking right to be loved

[00:03:52] Love, love, love

[00:03:56] So I won't pay

[00:04:00] So I'll take no more

[00:04:03] No more

[00:04:05] It cannot wait

[00:04:08] I'm yours

[00:04:10] No need to

[00:04:12] Unlock it

[00:04:14] That time

[00:04:16] This time, I've been.

[00:04:25] Hi, guys, are we dead ass?

[00:04:27] Like, are we dead ass, hi, guys?

[00:04:29] Hi, guys, are we?

[00:04:35] Peace, Jeremy.

[00:04:37] I'm done getting mad.

[00:04:38] I'm done getting mad, peace, Jeremy.

[00:04:40] Hi, guys, peace, Jeremy.

[00:04:41] You can't, you can't.

[00:04:42] Hi, guys.

[00:04:46] How about you can't?

[00:04:48] Okay, how about you can't affect me anymore?

[00:04:52] You can't affect me now chat as y'all could tell I dropped some football training and footage

[00:05:00] In the tiktok in the YouTube chat

[00:05:04] Let me know guys. What do y'all?

[00:05:06] Chat what do y'all think brah? I'm early today chat. We got a bit more early streams y'all chat now look now look now look

[00:05:12] So now, chat, this is what I posted today.

[00:05:18] If you do not see on the TikTok, this is what I posted today, chat, this is what I posted

[00:05:22] today.

[00:05:23] Play's football.

[00:05:24] Let's go!

[00:05:25] Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch.

[00:05:26] One, two, one, two, play, play back to me, the lights.

[00:05:31] Yeah!

[00:05:32] Chat!

[00:05:33] I've been training.

[00:05:34] Touch, touch, touch, touch.

[00:05:35] I've been training, guys.

[00:05:36] I've been training.

[00:05:37] Yeah!

[00:05:38] Woo!

[00:05:39] I've been trying to

[00:05:42] Very well that is Barry dude. It has a top spin to

[00:05:53] So check yeah, do y'all want more training footage do y'all want more training footage?

[00:06:06] Look at the curve look at the curve look at the curve

[00:06:09] Chat, I'm telling you, bro.

[00:06:11] Look, dude, I told y'all.

[00:06:14] You guys said cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap.

[00:06:17] Chat, I told y'all, bro, I have been chaining, bro.

[00:06:20] Last year, you feel what I'm saying?

[00:06:23] I let a lot of people down in the Sidemen and Charity match.

[00:06:27] But most of all, I let myself down, bro.

[00:06:30] And it's like I always tell y'all boys, bro.

[00:06:32] It doesn't matter about anybody else's opinions,

[00:06:35] but yourself.

[00:06:37] And to be honest, guys, I let myself down.

[00:06:40] In the last Sight of Man charity match, dude,

[00:06:42] I let myself down.

[00:06:43] So I promise y'all, bro,

[00:06:45] if I get a chance at redemption this year,

[00:06:48] I'm gonna redeem myself, dude.

[00:06:50] I'm gonna redeem myself.

[00:06:51] Remember, Chad, you live, bro, Chad,

[00:06:53] you live life in your terms, bro, in your dreams, bro.

[00:06:58] You know what I'm saying?

[00:06:59] Hi, guys.

[00:07:02] Yeah, this was me last year.

[00:07:04] This was me last year.

[00:07:05] This was me last year.

[00:07:07] Now, Chad, I did one more TikTok today.

[00:07:10] I did one more TikTok today.

[00:07:11] I actually just dropped this one.

[00:07:13] I posted this one like two minutes ago.

[00:07:15] Ranking operators, I've gooned you.

[00:07:18] Now, if y'all want me to bring back the series,

[00:07:20] let me know.

[00:07:21] Let me know, man.

[00:07:22] Really good start.

[00:07:23] Amaru is slightly caked up.

[00:07:25] Let's go top five.

[00:07:26] I've definitely joked it to that.

[00:07:29] Cade, haven't gooned Cade?

[00:07:31] He's a little unked out.

[00:07:34] Now we're talking.

[00:07:35] Yeah, we're cooking now.

[00:07:36] Bro, the thing is, guys, I was hoping in this TikTok

[00:07:40] to pull the IQ lead.

[00:07:44] Top four on Aruni, she has an absolute gat.

[00:07:50] I can't go number one, because I have,

[00:07:52] I don't know, like, I don't know,

[00:07:54] because like,

[00:07:57] the baddest operator in the game, unbiasedly.

[00:08:00] All right, if we're gonna be real,

[00:08:01] if we're gonna be real, bro,

[00:08:03] If we're going to be for real,

[00:08:08] Azami is probably the baddest operator in the game.

[00:08:10] Okay, but we're not talking about bad.

[00:08:12] We're talking about like,

[00:08:13] would you let her use your face as a toilet?

[00:08:16] Cause that's the next question.

[00:08:18] Bro, there's a lot of operators that are bad.

[00:08:21] There's a lot of operators that are bad guys.

[00:08:23] But the thing is,

[00:08:24] would you let her use your face as a toilet?

[00:08:27] And that is how you know she's at the next level.

[00:08:30] I think Azami, I would definitely let

[00:08:32] use my face as a toilet and probably,

[00:08:37] probably IQ, probably Ayana too.

[00:08:40] Probably Twitch Elite with the messy bun.

[00:08:43] Chad, it's like, there's a lot of operators that are bad.

[00:08:46] I have to save it for you.

[00:08:46] You know what I'm saying?

[00:08:48] I can't go, now here I was four.

[00:08:51] I didn't know if I wanted to go three or one.

[00:08:54] This is perfect.

[00:08:55] Okay, Twitch Elite with the messy bun, top three.

[00:08:59] That's a bonus, bro.

[00:09:00] If you know what I'm, if you know, you know,

[00:09:02] Twitch Elite with the messy bun.

[00:09:04] Bandit, no, we're going nine.

[00:09:05] Come on, I need, I'm waiting.

[00:09:08] Now, I mean, can you blame me, chat?

[00:09:10] I don't think I could have ranked better.

[00:09:12] Legitimately, look at my rankings.

[00:09:15] I mean, I don't think I could have ranked

[00:09:16] at any better, guys.

[00:09:17] Legitimately.

[00:09:21] 30 years old, by the way.

[00:09:23] What do you mean, 30?

[00:09:26] I'm 24.

[00:09:27] Easy one, I know, but chat.

[00:09:30] It's not that easy though,

[00:09:31] because like, okay, well it was easy then.

[00:09:34] Guys, the thing is, bro,

[00:09:37] what do you do when your options of women

[00:09:42] you would let take a dump on your face

[00:09:44] is a zombie IQ, ayara, twitchily ass,

[00:09:49] it's like, what do you do?

[00:09:51] Legitimately, bro, I'm not gonna lie,

[00:09:52] R6 does produce some baddies, bro.

[00:09:55] Like they really fucking do.

[00:09:57] They really do, but Jack,

[00:09:58] I'm not gonna die!

[00:09:59] Jack, send in your clips.

[00:10:01] Guys, I want to be amazed.

[00:10:03] I want to be blown away, all right?

[00:10:04] I want to be impressed.

[00:10:06] I want to be amazed, all right, dude?

[00:10:08] I want to be absolutely amazed by y'all.

[00:10:13] I want to be absolutely amazed by y'all.

[00:10:16] Do you understand what I'm saying?

[00:10:19] But yeah, Chad, if y'all want more

[00:10:20] of those football trainings videos, man, just like...

[00:10:27] I mean, if y'all want more of those football trainings,

[00:10:29] Bro, let me fucking know.

[00:10:32] Legitimately, bro.

[00:10:33] Please let me know, dude.

[00:10:34] Please let me know.

[00:10:35] Yeah, I want to do more of those football trainings.

[00:10:38] Maybe I could do a YouTube video too.

[00:10:43] Here's what I love to see.

[00:10:45] This is what I love to see.

[00:10:46] Four-four overtime match point, minute 54 on the clock.

[00:10:50] This is where legends are made.

[00:10:52] Look, legends aren't made in round one,

[00:10:55] round two, round three.

[00:10:56] Legends are made in fucking overtime match point.

[00:10:59] You can be the best player in the world.

[00:11:01] If you suck in overtime match point,

[00:11:03] you're not the best player in the world, period.

[00:11:05] It's that simple, y'all.

[00:11:07] Yeah.

[00:11:11] So he's at the top of the garage.

[00:11:26] Keep it going.

[00:11:28] Keep it going.

[00:11:30] Keep it going.

[00:11:34] Hi guys.

[00:11:36] I'm not to be fucked with.

[00:11:38] Lacey, Carla.

[00:11:42] Yo, Tixie!

[00:11:44] Yo, what's up, bro?

[00:11:46] Did you win the Mr. Beast video?

[00:11:48] Uh, no, I did not.

[00:11:50] Unfortunately, I did not win the Mr. Beast video.

[00:11:52] What happened? Why'd you lose?

[00:11:54] Congratulations!

[00:11:55] way you wanted to say what? Congratulations on what? You have a kid. Alright. I'm done.

[00:12:04] I'm done. I'm done. The body blue video is AI for tricetics. The body blue video literally

[00:12:18] In the bottom of the caption, it says,

[00:12:21] contains AI-generated content.

[00:12:24] Are you guys brain dead?

[00:12:28] Are you brain dead?

[00:12:31] Legitimately, my god.

[00:12:35] I've had enough to hear.

[00:12:39] Fuck!

[00:12:41] Lost my train of thought completely.

[00:12:43] Every time, every fucking time, Ralph,

[00:12:46] It's every week of my life, there's some new bullshit.

[00:12:50] Last year people thought I was dead, legitimately.

[00:12:53] People thought I was dead.

[00:12:55] And now people think I have a kid with body blue.

[00:13:04] Why?

[00:13:05] Wait a minute.

[00:13:06] There might be a reason.

[00:13:08] He might have shot this smoke canister

[00:13:10] because there was a rumor downstairs

[00:13:12] and he wanted to protect his teenage

[00:13:13] from getting shot from the flank.

[00:13:15] If he's actually thinking this far ahead, this guy's probably chan' it.

[00:13:25] Here's your problem.

[00:13:27] If Sentry has a C4, this entire plan is cooked.

[00:13:43] Stop!

[00:13:44] why would you throne you could not have physically produced more noise by

[00:13:48] promoting here wait a minute running that actually work because there's so much

[00:13:56] noise pollution going on

[00:14:01] if you think this is a me and this is a me clear Jack not a backlit yo Jack

[00:14:12] Jack Jack now the back lip I'm going seven out of ten flat not great it's not great

[00:14:32] So let me show y'all the actual footage

[00:14:35] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no since today's a bullshit day. Let me show y'all the actual footage

[00:14:40] Here's the actual footage. So you tell me what's AI and what is it? Because here's the

[00:14:50] actual footage. Again! Again! If you believe this, you're a dumbass! I do not have a gut

[00:15:03] besides the creator

[00:15:07] Next to what a day bro coming from lawnmower Jack. I'm moving your rating from a seven to a six you just lost your membership at video spot

[00:15:16] Yo Jack, I'm moving your rating. I'm moving your rating from a seven to a six. It's not understood

[00:15:23] Exposed exposed the first ones AI guys. I don't weigh 949 pounds. All right clearly. It's a

[00:15:33] it falls into the exact same category congratulations mr. blue all right I'm

[00:15:41] gonna make this clear bro I'm not mr. blue I'm mr. Nick all right I don't have

[00:15:47] a kid with body blue the video you're seeing on tiktok has been AI generated

[00:15:52] and a mass spam to bullshit there are legitimate human beings who think I'm

[00:15:59] show the video. Hi guys pull the video up. No no let's do it let's talk about it

[00:16:06] let's talk about it. Let's let's break this down word for word frame by frame.

[00:16:10] I just got a phone call from Lacey saying congratulations. Are we dead ass?

[00:16:17] Congratulations.

[00:16:21] Look at all these fucking videos. Look at all these fucking videos, bro. I made a new

[00:16:29] right. No, no, no, no. Look at all these fucking videos. Look at all these motherfucking videos.

[00:16:36] Look at all these motherfucking videos, bro. There's multiple. It's teammate. I made a

[00:16:41] new right teammate. Now I have a kid to record my movies for me. Can't wait to

[00:16:48] Take him home.

[00:16:49] Oh my god.

[00:16:51] So first off, chat, let's use our brain cells, okay?

[00:16:55] This is the last time I'm speaking about this.

[00:16:58] Right here, it says Sora.

[00:16:59] That is a AI platform.

[00:17:01] Guys, here's another one.

[00:17:04] Look at the dates.

[00:17:05] Look at the dates.

[00:17:06] 2025, 10, 17th.

[00:17:07] I can't even believe I'm saying this.

[00:17:09] Me and Bonnie are engaged.

[00:17:10] I can't wait to use it.

[00:17:14] Guys, yo, Sora AI Cliffs 6-7.

[00:17:18] If I see one more of these bullshit-ass TikToks

[00:17:20] coming out of your account, bro,

[00:17:22] I'm legitimately gonna sue you.

[00:17:24] Bro, I'm gonna sue you, bro.

[00:17:26] I'm legitimately gonna sue you.

[00:17:28] Do you think I'm fucking around?

[00:17:33] Where's the one that's from this week?

[00:17:35] There's one that's literally from this week.

[00:17:40] What do I have to look at, bro?

[00:17:42] Jinxie and Bonnie blue kid

[00:17:45] Jinxie and Bonnie baby. Why is that a search rack?

[00:17:49] Yeah, that's look it's the same fucking account

[00:17:52] Finally hard emoji hard emoji smile face

[00:17:56] This guy's legitimately a criminal Sora. This is defamation of character, dude

[00:18:00] Sora, this is legitimately defamation of character

[00:18:06] Finally a ranked R16 that you actually want from me. Why would I say that I would never say that

[00:18:12] That's another reason why you notice is a AI, I'ma send an AFK.

[00:18:16] I would never say that, Chad, would I ever say that?

[00:18:19] Honestly, the only...

[00:18:22] Emily, a ranked R16 that you actually won.

[00:18:24] The only thing that's realistic is the acne.

[00:18:26] Like habits, come on dude.

[00:18:28] Yeah, and someone to get a better POV for my videos.

[00:18:30] Oh my god, this is disturbing.

[00:18:33] Yo, Sora AI Clip 67, bro.

[00:18:36] I'm talking directly to you,

[00:18:37] because you've made three of these bullshit videos in the last three months.

[00:18:40] Sora, one more video and I'm reporting you to the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

[00:18:48] Sora, this is defamation of character in its fullest version, bro.

[00:18:53] Brother, Lacey calls me and says congratulations on the kid.

[00:18:59] This is the shit I'm talking about, bro.

[00:19:05] accountability. W papa, we on Sora side. W dad, L dad, claim your kid. Fake demon.

[00:19:13] Congrats bro, we're all happy for you. Biggest cap. So happy for you. High-fives calling him.

[00:19:20] Like bro, why would high-fives be calling? Yo, high-fives, any reason why you're calling?

[00:19:27] Yeah bro, just wanted to say congratulations on the kid bro. That's a new rank team for you.

[00:19:35] But man, I, I love you dude. I, if you ever need me to maybe date, I got you. I got you. Whatever you need, bro, I'm there for you.

[00:19:47] Congratulations again, but thank you for accomplishment for you. Okay.

[00:19:53] You're excited about your future brother, what have I done? She admittedly like despise you with every boat in my fucking mind. I despise you.

[00:20:03] And high-fives let me catch wind that you're the one running this fucking account bro. You're fired

[00:20:09] You understand

[00:20:12] What what what does that mean? What is that all roads need to high-fives? What the fuck does that mean?

[00:20:20] Yeah

[00:20:33] I'll burn shit on that and you would say,

[00:20:36] ah, I hate you, dude.

[00:20:39] I fucking hate you.

[00:20:41] You know what?

[00:20:42] I won't be used to the kid.

[00:20:43] Fuck you.

[00:20:45] There isn't a kid!

[00:20:47] Fuck!

[00:20:49] What is this, by the way?

[00:20:50] No, no, no.

[00:20:52] You're chat.

[00:20:52] What are these comments?

[00:20:54] Like, like, like, guys, what is this?

[00:20:58] What is this, bro?

[00:21:00] Okay, so I've seen this floating around.

[00:21:03] I've seen this floating around.

[00:21:05] Yeah, it's me with the army of sperm heads.

[00:21:09] Then there's this one.

[00:21:14] I mean, guys, there's one with lasers coming out of my eyes.

[00:21:19] I mean, come on, bro.

[00:21:21] Again, this is AI.

[00:21:22] I never wore that.

[00:21:24] All right, I never wore that.

[00:21:27] Now, what's this?

[00:21:28] I mean guys when like who is sitting in these editing apps and editing this legitimately

[00:21:36] It's me as a sperm head with the lightning bolts behind me and lasers shooting out of my eyes

[00:21:41] Again chat. I don't look anything like this

[00:21:43] literally

[00:21:46] back to the clips

[00:21:51] Buffery your lawn lawn listen to me you've sent in

[00:21:55] long you've sent in like five clips that is channel on every clip you've sent in

[00:22:04] bro is you using sledgehawker like I don't know if you're like a complete

[00:22:09] in total fuck. I'll wait. I'll wait. I'll wait. What I'll wait? You know what, Jack?

[00:22:25] High-vives most uh disrupt the street. I don't we'll wait

[00:22:37] I don't look like fucking Caillou chat. I don't look like fucking Caillou, bro

[00:22:44] Yep, high-vives. I'm gonna be a dad. Yep. Yo, hi. Did you get it out of your system?

[00:22:48] Did you get it out of your snow? No, no. High-vives get it all out of your system

[00:22:51] Yep, floating sperm head. Yep. High-fives. Get it all out of your system. Let's do it. Get it all out of your system, dude. Come on. Get it all out of your system. I'm calm. I'm calm today.

[00:23:02] Cortisol is low. No, cortisol is low. Come on. Get it all out of your system, high-fives.

[00:23:06] my butt. Again, chat, this is what happens when there is a legitimate sociopath working

[00:23:20] in a company. Stop. You haven't drone. I mean, like, bro, do you want to be in the depths

[00:23:30] of bronze for the rest of your life?

[00:23:37] I'm waiting a minute!

[00:23:40] Are you using the slide camera as a weapon?

[00:23:46] Oh my god.

[00:23:47] I can already tell the sky plays dead by daylight.

[00:23:50] Yo buddy, buddy, buddy!

[00:23:52] In R6 we don't use the slide camera on enemies!

[00:23:55] We use it on walls!

[00:23:59] I can't prove it, but I'm 95% sure K. Des gets a premia.

[00:24:26] There's no one there.

[00:24:28] I can't prove it, but I'm 95.6% certain K.A.S. gets a brand new one.

[00:24:36] One of four remaining.

[00:24:50] Did you just go for a fucking 360, Rob?

[00:24:54] Did you just go for a fucking Annie's promoting his t-

[00:24:58] Type 4 if else, burn.

[00:25:06] Trey games on TikTok.

[00:25:08] Yo bro, this is the guy, no, this is the guy who created this burn hat.

[00:25:13] Yo high-fives.

[00:25:14] High-fives, let me know when you're done, yo, ay, ay.

[00:25:19] High-fives, I already said it, I'm in a peace journey.

[00:25:22] I have no enemies.

[00:25:23] All right?

[00:25:24] I'm a Vinland Saga watcher.

[00:25:27] I have no editor in my side-life.

[00:25:29] All right, dude?

[00:25:30] I'm not getting mad at you anymore.

[00:25:35] You can try all you want, have eyes.

[00:25:38] You can try all you want.

[00:25:40] You...

[00:25:43] It's just, it's, it's, it's really, really annoying.

[00:25:47] It's really annoying.

[00:25:51] Yeah, I'm the one friendly.

[00:25:52] Wait a minute, 1v2, Homie Stave.

[00:25:56] That's Gabriel Ronaldo's name.

[00:25:57] Is this the guy that's me and Ron?

[00:26:00] Bro, I think this is the guy that's me.

[00:26:11] 15 seconds remaining.

[00:26:13] What is Ron doing?

[00:26:16] 10 seconds remaining.

[00:26:21] Five seconds.

[00:26:26] I actually can't believe I fell for that FUCKING STUPID SHIT!

[00:26:33] I can't believe I fell for that, bro.

[00:26:35] OH MY GOD!

[00:26:38] Yeah, bro, nice, nice.

[00:26:42] I can't believe- Yo, you all ended up losing the game, by the way.

[00:26:47] You all ended up losing the game, by the way.

[00:26:49] Yeah, mobbed, mobbed, mobbed, sure.

[00:26:52] No, that's not me.

[00:26:53] I fell for a stupid ass trick.

[00:26:55] I fell for the oldest drug in the book.

[00:26:57] I wasn't strong enough to save you, bro.

[00:27:01] I swear I won't fail, yeah.

[00:27:03] Should I gotta rewatch Star Wars, dude?

[00:27:05] We're, oh no, no, attack on Titan up to eight.

[00:27:07] I almost fucking forgot.

[00:27:10] Look, I'm about to spoil.

[00:27:11] Listen, if you don't want attack on Titan to get spoiled,

[00:27:15] leave the stream down.

[00:27:19] If you see a clip on TikTok, nobody clip it, all right?

[00:27:23] I just want to talk to my chat that I've seen Attack on Titan.

[00:27:28] Listen, I'm about to spoil a part of Attack on Titan that I just watched.

[00:27:35] Please lead the stream.

[00:27:36] Fair spoiler warning.

[00:27:37] All right.

[00:27:38] I'm spoiling in five, four, three, two, one.

[00:27:44] I'm in the very end of season three in Attack on Titan.

[00:27:50] Levi Ackerman disintegrated the beast titan in about three seconds in that

[00:27:57] fight. I legitimately was on the verge of coming in my pants. Like I

[00:28:03] legitimately was on the verge of coming in my pants. And then about three minutes

[00:28:07] before that, when Commander Irvin gave his speech, when Commander Irvin gave his

[00:28:16] speech for a ton of troops who knew that they were just gonna fucking die. That

[00:28:20] speech is gonna sit with me probably for the rest of my life. Attack on Titan is

[00:28:29] legitimately cinema. I'm almost done with season three. I'm almost done with

[00:28:35] season three. I mean bro that was so good. Bro if you haven't watched Attack

[00:28:42] Attack on Titan, just stop what you're doing right now.

[00:28:47] If you have a job, quit your job.

[00:28:49] If you have a school, drop out of school.

[00:28:51] If you have a girlfriend, break up with your girlfriend.

[00:28:55] Your life for the next month is watching Attack on Titan.

[00:28:59] Bro.

[00:29:01] Oh my God, that's, you know, I'm not even kidding Chad.

[00:29:06] Attack on Titan might be my favorite anime of all time.

[00:29:10] I'm not even trolling.

[00:29:11] Deadass, guys, deadass.

[00:29:16] Attack on Titan, bro, Levi Ackerman

[00:29:20] is probably my favorite anime character ever.

[00:29:23] I don't know what to say.

[00:29:25] Like, I love Aaron, I love Mikasa, I love Armin.

[00:29:29] I love Irvin, well, loved.

[00:29:34] He took a rock to the face.

[00:29:39] Levi Ackerman is my favorite character.

[00:29:41] It's like I actually love him.

[00:29:43] I fucking love him, dude.

[00:29:47] I love him, though.

[00:29:49] I love him.

[00:29:50] I absolutely love him.

[00:29:52] All right, Chad, let's go.

[00:29:54] We're back now.

[00:30:05] That's just one!

[00:30:06] No, y'all did not mean to do that!

[00:30:10] That is a accidental team pitch.

[00:30:13] Anime sucks, you suck.

[00:30:16] You legitimately suck.

[00:30:18] You wouldn't know why you suck,

[00:30:19] because you're saying anime sucks,

[00:30:21] but I already know you've never watched anime.

[00:30:24] The only, and I mean the only human beings

[00:30:27] who say anime sucks are people who have never watched anime.

[00:30:30] It's that simple.

[00:30:32] It's that fucking simple.

[00:30:33] The only people who say anime sucks

[00:30:35] should be able to have watched anime, period.

[00:30:37] What game is this?

[00:30:41] Show-off for me.

[00:30:45] Bully. Scholarship ad.

[00:30:48] What?

[00:30:51] Son.

[00:30:52] Yeah, I'll give you the chocolate if you pay.

[00:30:56] Eek, eek.

[00:30:58] Crap face.

[00:30:59] Don't hurt me, please don't.

[00:31:02] Whoa, take this stupid chocolate.

[00:31:04] Is he giving him a noogie?

[00:31:06] Wait, Jack, in this game you literally just... you literally just play as a bully?

[00:31:13] You literally just play as a bully?

[00:31:23] Play this, play this.

[00:31:28] Hey, Jack, that's not me! Shut the fuck up!

[00:31:36] So he stole his chocolate for free!

[00:31:43] One day!

[00:31:49] Thanks! Um, wanna make out?

[00:31:54] What?!

[00:32:02] Sheesh!

[00:32:04] I'll remember this forever!

[00:32:08] WHAT THE FUCK?!

[00:32:11] WHAT IS THAT CLIP?!

[00:32:13] Did you just crudely paste my face over Emperor fucking Palpatine?

[00:32:36] Yo, Chrissix, did you just crudely paste my fucking face over Emperor Palpatine?

[00:32:43] Guys we have to stop like we have to stop I

[00:32:46] See a new disturbing image of me edit it everywhere. Let's get him at late. Why am I Emperor Palpatine?

[00:32:58] You know what though chat nothing's as bad as sperm has now like sperm that is probably the worst thing that's ever happened to me

[00:33:05] Rated one in ten band may you please watch day and I got to nothing is as bad as sperm head

[00:33:14] You look like Darth hideous

[00:33:26] Wow

[00:33:28] That is more recoil than Kim Kardashian brother. I don't know what to tell you

[00:33:33] Like, here's the thing, why do players who can't control recoil use high recoil guns?

[00:33:39] I just legitimately don't understand, it doesn't make any sense to me.

[00:33:44] Stop!

[00:33:45] Honestly, at this point, don't just use the revolver!

[00:33:51] You can't aim with this shit!

[00:33:56] I just came in my pants. I'm not gonna lie. That was the greatest, that was the greatest

[00:34:20] recovery of aura I've ever seen on everything I love that was the most

[00:34:25] aura that's ever been recovered in the single clip. Get out! Legitimately. You

[00:34:35] were absolutely terrible till the end. You were absolutely terrible till the end.

[00:34:40] Yo Jinx, hate from Japan. We love you Cardi, think of it as your one.

[00:34:45] See how I think of it as your one. Big man, can't think of it as a friend.

[00:34:48] Next clip coming in from Robbie.

[00:34:50] Hey, Jixie, when is the next fuck-a-fan contest?

[00:34:54] Yeah, so this question popped up about two months ago.

[00:34:58] There will never be a fuck-a-fan contest.

[00:35:01] What do you mean next?

[00:35:06] What do you mean next?

[00:35:07] There never was one to begin with.

[00:35:09] Hey, Jixie, hate from Uranus.

[00:35:15] Why?

[00:35:18] 9%! 9%!

[00:35:22] Okay, this guy looks pretty good. He's like quick peeking us down.

[00:35:28] Oh, that's an emerald charm.

[00:35:36] Alright.

[00:35:37] There's... wait, I'm out of fire.

[00:35:40] Dokeabee's hop on the metal stairs.

[00:35:42] Blitz is in sight, and there's another enemy combat on the left.

[00:35:48] oh no you're dead what is what's doing what is what's doing the only way to

[00:36:00] sell that is to expose your feet

[00:36:03] I'm going to place the defuser near a bomb. Destroy it.

[00:36:09] I'm for last upstanding.

[00:36:11] Yeah, before you peek. Yeah, before you peek.

[00:36:15] Good.

[00:36:22] Okay, that was kind of clean.

[00:36:25] You promise for an emerald? You're not that bad.

[00:36:28] Brother, for an emerald, you're not that bad.

[00:36:31] So what do you mean you the guys I yeah, everybody picks their boogers you guys are actually like I'm sitting here eating my boogers

[00:36:39] Bro for a minute. You're not that bad

[00:36:44] For a member of you're not that bad

[00:36:47] Dude, we need to get on a choreo today chat. I just came doing a pit for me

[00:36:51] We need to get on a choreo today before we get on siege. We need to get on a choreo

[00:36:55] I'm gonna get a record run today. I haven't get on a choreo in two months. We need to go to a choreo today

[00:37:01] We need to get a record run.

[00:37:05] 2B4 scenario, you haven't used any impacts, which is fine because you do have a shotgun

[00:37:10] for rotation so I'm not going to jump on you for that.

[00:37:13] You have utilized all of your malusia so that's a good start.

[00:37:16] These footholds on the left here are a little bit questionable because I feel like they

[00:37:19] can see into the objective from outside and spawn.

[00:37:37] Why is it border again?

[00:37:38] I don't know.

[00:37:39] 2B forced an area.

[00:37:51] It's about to be a 1B4.

[00:37:53] Yep, 1B4.

[00:37:54] Your teammate's injured.

[00:37:56] Look bro, it's a 1B4 but there's only 13 seconds left.

[00:37:59] Only one friendly remaining.

[00:38:02] Good name.

[00:38:07] Five seconds remaining.

[00:38:13] Not bad, kid.

[00:38:14] Not bad at all, kid!

[00:38:16] Not bad!

[00:38:17] Ah!

[00:38:18] I didn't know what that was at first.

[00:38:31] I did it.

[00:38:32] Yep, we're getting out of Gario.

[00:38:33] No more clips!

[00:38:34] Oh my god!

[00:38:35] OH MY GOD!

[00:38:37] I didn't know what that was at first!

[00:38:39] OH MY GOD!

[00:38:41] No, no, no, what was it?

[00:38:43] No, it's better if you don't ask!

[00:38:45] IT'S BETTER IF YOU DON'T ASK!

[00:38:47] OH MY GOD!

[00:38:49] Bro, that is a severely edited

[00:38:51] episode of SpongeBob.

[00:38:53] Bro, that is a severely

[00:38:55] edited episode of SpongeBob.

[00:38:57] OH MY GOD!

[00:38:59] No, we haven't got an agorio in like

[00:39:01] two months.

[00:39:03] Yeah, today's the day. Today's the day to get peak mass.

[00:39:08] Today is the day! I will get my record mass in Agarra!

[00:39:13] If you're planning on stream sniping, just understand that you're an absolute loser!

[00:39:21] Let's go, lock in.

[00:39:24] Chat please don't stream snip, guys.

[00:39:27] Guys, guys, please. Please don't stream snip.

[00:39:29] Guys, please look real agario is a beautiful happy place. Please don't stream time guys

[00:39:38] Guys please those dreams I do

[00:39:41] All right, so the early misspelled my name

[00:39:43] How is there already a guy? Oh my god. Wait, there's like no stream snipers

[00:39:48] Bro, wait a minute. There's like no stream snipers. We joined into a fresh lobby. We're already top 12

[00:39:53] There's already a guy named Jinxie is a bum in the lobby though

[00:39:57] That's the guy we need to watch out for that guy's probably gonna be stream snapping. Oh my god. There he is right there

[00:40:03] Wait, can I just split and take everything?

[00:40:07] Am I still a bomb am I still above wait? I'm already top set

[00:40:20] Critics fuck off

[00:40:22] Bro, I don't know what happened, but it's lobby is like this lobby is good

[00:40:27] I'm already top seven.

[00:40:30] There's not that many streams.

[00:40:32] Maybe it's because we got it on.

[00:40:34] Okay. All right, top set.

[00:40:39] Hold up. I have a chance here.

[00:40:42] I have a legitimate chance at greatness here.

[00:40:44] I'm already top eight.

[00:40:47] It's, oh no, no, no, no, no.

[00:40:49] That is really scary.

[00:40:50] You know what?

[00:40:51] I'm going to run near the viruses so it scares them a little bit.

[00:40:54] People never want to split into a virus.

[00:40:58] Okay.

[00:40:59] But what I understand about Agarro

[00:41:00] is there any name moderation at all?

[00:41:06] Okay, there's a guy named Darth Hideous.

[00:41:09] That guy's definitely in the stream.

[00:41:11] Bro, I feel like Agarro doesn't moderate the names at all.

[00:41:14] Oh no, I'm trapped.

[00:41:16] I'm trapped.

[00:41:17] There's actually big balls everywhere.

[00:41:24] I don't think this blue guy is big enough to split on me and take me so I'm gonna stay near him

[00:41:30] We easy feeding me

[00:41:32] Maybe I could feed him

[00:41:34] Chat maybe I could manipulate him into thinking we're gonna team

[00:41:38] We hold up. I'm just gonna gaslight him into thinking we're teaming

[00:41:43] And then when he gets small enough, I'm gonna stab him in the back

[00:41:48] So I'm just gonna gaslight him, but I think it were a team guys. This is smart. This is smart

[00:41:54] I'm playing the ball game here. This is really good. This is really good.

[00:42:05] That's a really good one.

[00:42:07] This is one of my greatest ideas ever. Jinx C. Cronus. I'm not Cronus, bro.

[00:42:12] I'm one of the only people that's legit, bro.

[00:42:15] Bonnie Blue. Again, how was that name a lot?

[00:42:24] He's gigantic!

[00:42:29] What?

[00:42:34] Bro, that guy is absolutely humongous.

[00:42:39] I missed not my name again!

[00:42:44] Yo, body blue, fuck off!

[00:42:46] Fuck off, body blue!

[00:42:51] Chad I got oh my god. There's a guy in the top seven named W. Jink see maybe this guy will feed me

[00:42:59] Yo, buddy blue fuck

[00:43:04] But there's a legitimate chance this guy feeds me I'm not even trolling there's a legitimate chance

[00:43:10] Yo, yo appreciated it. Okay

[00:43:14] Bro first off it's called about football and second I don't suck watch the training footage, bro

[00:43:21] How am I going to get back in the top 10?

[00:43:26] I guess the people keep feeding me.

[00:43:28] I'm already top 24.

[00:43:29] This guy's feeding the shit out of me.

[00:43:31] Oh my God.

[00:43:32] This guy's feeding the shit out of me.

[00:43:36] What up, little stew?

[00:43:42] Just a blade of the stream snapper.

[00:43:43] It's just a blade of the stream snapper chat.

[00:43:44] That's all of this.

[00:43:45] I'm going to pull my desk in a little bit so I have a better range of motion in

[00:43:51] my wrist. Similar to Master Batwing. Bro, I'm already top 20. We did get fed. Is that yo?

[00:44:01] Yo, buddy, I appreciate the like, oh my God. Let me, let me get it here. Let me get it

[00:44:10] here. Open up your mind. Is he like me? Jen is going good. We're already top 15 guys.

[00:44:18] baby mama I don't have a baby therefore I don't have a baby mama please God stop I

[00:44:25] don't have a baby I don't have a baby mama fucking stop Nicholas blue body

[00:44:33] blue Nick Jinxie baby mama Jinxie Cronus this is actually insane guys guys

[00:44:40] come on come on I gotta get top 10 somehow what if I split would splitting

[00:44:49] be stupid bro wait this guy's trapped yeah come here Nicholas blue oh no I

[00:44:57] shouldn't have did that I shouldn't have did that run run run I'm good I'm

[00:45:04] good he's not fast enough he's not fast enough to catch me

[00:45:10] Bro, splitting is good because you always get an easy kill but the problem with splitting

[00:45:15] is staying alive after you split.

[00:45:18] Getting an easy kill is not the hard part.

[00:45:20] I got to go to the bottom.

[00:45:23] I got to go to the bottom.

[00:45:27] Fin, bro, I want to split on fin.

[00:45:31] But the thing is, if I split on fin then I'm already split up into quadrants.

[00:45:36] How is that guy's name allowed by the way?

[00:45:39] I need to find a way to get a triple kill and we will be first.

[00:45:56] Bro, because the thing is with a Gario, once you get one big kill, you immediately get

[00:46:01] a second or third.

[00:46:04] the size compounds. I'll continue. I'm gonna keep eating the little balls. Yo Bonnie Blue,

[00:46:15] can you fuck off? Chad, this is gonna be tricky. This is gonna be tricky, guys. I don't know

[00:46:28] know how I can get this though. Wait, I'm tough up. He just feed me. I'm tough live.

[00:46:37] Dare I split? Dare I? Dare I split? Chad, if I split on Jinxie Cronus will I be big enough

[00:46:42] to eat him? That is the important question. If I split on Jinxie Cronus will I be big

[00:46:47] enough to eat him? Well, now I will. Oh my God, I'm going to split so bad. I

[00:46:56] I want to see.

[00:46:59] How? How? How am I not big enough?

[00:47:03] No, that might've cost me the game.

[00:47:06] How am I not big enough to eat Nick?

[00:47:08] That doesn't make any sense.

[00:47:12] No, no, not the bug, man.

[00:47:14] The bug guy is fucking gigantic.

[00:47:16] I gotta keep my distance.

[00:47:17] That's the guy who killed me last time.

[00:47:20] Bro, come here, Nick Stewart.

[00:47:22] Come here.

[00:47:22] He's, dude, I'm definitely able to eat him.

[00:47:26] I'm definitely able to eat this guy.

[00:47:29] I am 150,000% able to eat this guy.

[00:47:32] I just gotta get in range.

[00:47:33] Wait, he's heading to a corner.

[00:47:34] He's dead.

[00:47:35] He's at a dead end.

[00:47:36] He's at a dead end.

[00:47:37] He's at a dead end.

[00:47:38] I'm gonna get huge.

[00:47:39] I'm gonna get absolutely gigantic.

[00:47:41] Oh my God, I'm gigantic.

[00:47:45] Wait.

[00:47:46] No.

[00:47:47] No.

[00:47:48] No.

[00:47:50] I somehow lost mass.

[00:47:52] How did I lose mass?

[00:47:56] If this Dilby guy splits on me in a second, I might be dead.

[00:48:03] Nah, no way.

[00:48:06] No fucking way.

[00:48:08] Bro, if this Dilby guy splits on me, I might be dead.

[00:48:14] Bro, getting top one is not going to be easy, but we're closer than we'll ever be.

[00:48:18] If I lose this, I'm going to...

[00:48:21] No, Dilby. Dilby, don't do it. Dilby, don't do it. Don't do it!

[00:48:25] Kill me!

[00:48:27] God, he missed.

[00:48:29] Oh no, it's the bug, man.

[00:48:31] This is the guy that killed me last time.

[00:48:49] Fuck Agarria.

[00:48:51] Fuck Agarria.

[00:48:53] I haven't played GeoGuessor in like 10,000 years.

[00:49:00] Let's travel to the world.

[00:49:05] Let's travel to the world.

[00:49:11] What's my rank?

[00:49:12] Silver one.

[00:49:13] Not bad.

[00:49:14] That's higher than bronze.

[00:49:20] All right.

[00:49:21] Who's my first opponent?

[00:49:22] 7 duels played, 41% guess at first.

[00:49:25] Strongest regions, Argentina, or Argentina, Japan.

[00:49:33] Okay, this guy, I've lost four minutes.

[00:49:35] All right, this is gonna be easy.

[00:49:41] Membership access reward.

[00:49:44] This looks like English.

[00:49:47] Valet.

[00:49:52] The Grove.

[00:49:54] Bro, is this like California or something?

[00:50:04] I thought her boobs were out for a second. Oh my God!

[00:50:10] Bro, this is like California.

[00:50:14] Nah, but California doesn't really have trees like that back there.

[00:50:18] Bro, is this California?

[00:50:29] The Grove, the Grove Drive, American Tire Distributor.

[00:50:36] Wait, hold up, it's an area code.

[00:50:39] 756, bro, this is definitely California, Nordstrom, that looks like a mall.

[00:50:47] This could be Miami.

[00:50:49] It's either Miami or like Los Angeles.

[00:50:54] Bro, I won't leave it to Miami like one time.

[00:50:57] I don't know what that could have been.

[00:51:03] You guessed.

[00:51:04] It's either Miami or Los Angeles, bro.

[00:51:08] I'm gonna go with Los...

[00:51:09] Nah, I'm gonna go.

[00:51:10] I'm gonna go with Miami.

[00:51:17] I knew it was Miami or Los Angeles bro it's just hard to tell the difference because they

[00:51:27] look hysterical.

[00:51:28] I'm not allowed to look at chat, chat don't start it off, I'm not allowed to look.

[00:51:57] I think it's Asia?

[00:52:22] Maybe Taiwan?

[00:52:27] Maybe Taiwan. Maybe Taiwan. Maybe Taiwan.

[00:52:31] El Ego. Wait, did he just type?

[00:52:35] Did I get fucking stream-scied?

[00:52:39] Yo.

[00:52:48] Courageous stand?

[00:52:52] Okay, nobody got any points on that.

[00:52:57] UA. UA. UA. What is? What is UA? Oh, what is UA? Who's Pakistan?

[00:53:22] What is QA?

[00:53:24] Who's Pakistan?

[00:53:30] Maybe Ukraine.

[00:53:32] Yo, this guy is fucking stream sniping!

[00:53:34] This guy is fucking stream sniping, damn!

[00:53:40] Bro, this guy is such a stream sniper, oh my god!

[00:53:46] I was right!

[00:53:48] How did I lose?

[00:53:53] Yo, this guy is literally sweet.

[00:53:58] Chat, I'm being dead ass.

[00:54:04] These buildings remind me of England.

[00:54:06] I'm not kidding.

[00:54:11] Speak English.

[00:54:12] These buildings remind me of England.

[00:54:14] I'm not kidding, y'all.

[00:54:16] It's gotta be Europe! Somewhere in Europe!

[00:54:39] Porta Cabin. Constructa Site Accommodation.

[00:54:44] Netherlands, Netherlands. Netherlands, Netherlands, Netherlands!

[00:54:49] Netherlands, Netherlands, Netherlands!

[00:54:57] Netherlands!

[00:55:03] What?! That was a different language!

[00:55:06] The back of the truck had a different language!

[00:55:10] I'm actually fucking tilted.

[00:55:14] Francia!

[00:55:24] You are a boner!

[00:55:26] You are not a good character!

[00:55:28] Perfect!

[00:55:29] Francia!

[00:55:33] Francia!

[00:55:34] Is that you?

[00:55:36] Paris!

[00:55:37] This is Paris.

[00:55:38] I'm telling you this is Paris.

[00:55:40] Bro, this kid is a stream slapper.

[00:55:45] Marsai!

[00:55:50] Yo, he's just stream slapping and reading the chat.

[00:55:55] High-fives! Put it on even only now! Put it on even only now, high-fives! Now!

[00:56:10] I guess I'm reading Jacks.

[00:56:19] Hey, dipshit!

[00:56:20] He's following my guesses.

[00:56:22] This guy's cheating!

[00:56:25] This guy's fucking cheating!

[00:56:28] This guy's literally cheating!

[00:56:31] Like a legitimately!

[00:56:36] You're not emollient!

[00:56:40] NOW!

[00:56:47] If you're not stream sniping, you guess first.

[00:56:49] Hey, dipshit, if you're not cheating, guess first.

[00:56:52] If you're not cheating, guess first. I know you're cheating, so.

[00:57:00] I know that language.

[00:57:03] Is that...

[00:57:05] Russian or Turkish?

[00:57:08] That's Russian.

[00:57:16] Is this Russia?

[00:57:19] This is maybe Russia.

[00:57:22] This is maybe Russia.

[00:57:25] This is maybe Russia.

[00:57:35] I'm closer.

[00:57:42] I'm closer.

[00:57:46] You suck.

[00:57:47] Bro, when I put it on you but only you can't beat me.

[00:57:50] You're a street.

[00:57:58] I don't know this country y'all.

[00:58:01] I don't know this country out it's just a big-ass building man flag flag

[00:58:13] there's a flag am I crazy but does that look like a Polish flag

[00:58:20] This isn't Paulin.

[00:58:30] Wait!

[00:58:31] Football field!

[00:58:32] Katar!

[00:58:33] Wait, that's Katar!

[00:58:34] I know for a fact that's Katar.

[00:58:35] Where is Katar?

[00:58:36] I don't know where Katar is.

[00:58:37] Where is Katar?

[00:58:38] I don't know where Katar is.

[00:58:39] I don't know!

[00:58:40] It was Katar, wasn't it?

[00:58:41] Where is Katara? I've been over Katara's.

[00:58:46] I don't know. It was Katara wasn't it?

[00:58:54] FUUUUCK! Bro it was Katara! I knew it! I knew it because I saw the World Cup flag!

[00:59:01] So the guy's the streamslamp and dude

[00:59:08] All right chat

[00:59:10] Today we are gonna be playing Tom Clancy's rainbow six sevens, but you guys are going to be picking my operators

[00:59:19] Hey with the 120 gifted. Oh my god

[00:59:27] WT

[00:59:29] Tay with the 120 gifted. Oh my God. W Tay of the Chat, man. W Tay of the Chat, man.

[00:59:44] Tay, I love you, dude. Chat today. We are going to be solo viewing ranked in Rainbow

[00:59:52] 60s at diamond one and a more

[00:59:56] But the chat is going to be picking my ops. I'm gonna explain the rules in a second. Hi guys

[01:00:01] I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Hi guys. Can you put it on a?

[01:00:07] 19 seconds away, I don't want to get you

[01:00:10] We are also chat four wins away from champ chat. I know

[01:00:22] You

[01:01:52] Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to lock the fuck in.

[01:02:11] Now, Jack, I'm going to explain the rules, all right?

[01:02:15] I'm going to explain the rules.

[01:02:17] chat. You guys will be selecting my operators. All right. So this is going to be peak. This

[01:02:28] is going to be peak. Imagine we get champ like this. Now, check. Here are the rules.

[01:02:38] It's very simple, all right?

[01:02:40] Oh, ha ha, Jack, here are the rules.

[01:02:44] At the beginning of every single round, I will be splitting one of two wheels.

[01:02:53] Now, we have these wheels here created in my desktop.

[01:02:57] Jack, take a look.

[01:03:00] So we have two wheels, right?

[01:03:04] We have an attacker's wheel with every attacker in Rainbow Six Siege from start to finish.

[01:03:11] And we have a defender's wheel with every single defender in Rainbow Six Siege from start to

[01:03:15] finish.

[01:03:16] The rules are simple.

[01:03:17] I'm going to be trying to solo a Q to champion.

[01:03:22] Okay.

[01:03:24] Now.

[01:03:26] Chat.

[01:03:28] I'm back.

[01:03:31] Okay, now, chat, I'm back.

[01:03:34] Let me re-explain that.

[01:03:36] Here are the rules to this challenge.

[01:03:38] We have two wheels on our list here, okay?

[01:03:42] We have a wheel with every defender in Rainbow Six Siege

[01:03:46] and a wheel with every attacker in Rainbow Six Siege.

[01:03:49] Here's how it's gonna work.

[01:03:51] At the start of every round,

[01:03:53] I'm gonna spin the wheel with one of two operators

[01:03:56] that's gonna pop up on the screen.

[01:03:58] Immediately, when we have our two operators, we're going to run a poll in the switch chat.

[01:04:06] Whichever operators gets more votes is the operator I have to play.

[01:04:11] I have no idea what I'm going to play, but those are the rules.

[01:04:15] Does that make sense chat, all right?

[01:04:17] I had one delay, but I have to have a one second delay so I can read y'all's options

[01:04:20] quick.

[01:04:21] Now, the ultimate goal for today is to see if we can solo a Q to champion doing

[01:04:27] this, which would be aura. Now, we're on defense. High-bice, get ready to run the

[01:04:32] pole. High-bice, get ready to run the pole immediately. Option number one. Option

[01:04:37] number one. Goyo, not bad. No, it's Warden. Wait, Warden, not bad. Not bad. Not bad.

[01:04:43] Option number two. Option number two. Lesion. Warden versus Lesion. What are you all saying?

[01:04:55] Okay, oh shit.

[01:04:59] I went too fast.

[01:05:01] Ah!

[01:05:02] Jack, that was not intentional.

[01:05:05] I gotta go faster next time.

[01:05:06] I went too slow.

[01:05:08] Okay, we need to go fast as crap.

[01:05:10] On the attack, it's just gonna be a little bit easier.

[01:05:12] On the defense, it's gonna be hard.

[01:05:14] Okay, but Jack, that was a practice run.

[01:05:16] I didn't do that on purpose to do that.

[01:05:18] I don't even try to do that, yes.

[01:05:20] But now I understand the rules.

[01:05:21] I just gotta be quicker.

[01:05:23] I gotta be way faster.

[01:05:24] That's all I'm about, okay?

[01:05:27] I was not doing this to you as a mute, okay?

[01:05:30] No, but seriously, it's okay.

[01:05:32] Today, y'all know the rules.

[01:05:33] Y'all have to be picking my operators, all right?

[01:05:35] Got peace?

[01:05:37] Tade with the 100 gifted.

[01:05:39] Hey, bend me over and scream behind me in the air.

[01:05:44] Tade with another 100 gifted.

[01:05:52] Down to 10 seconds.

[01:05:54] We are four minutes away from Spanish.

[01:06:04] Locked in.

[01:06:12] So chat down the other rules, man.

[01:06:14] Everybody have a chance.

[01:06:18] Your lips are chapped.

[01:06:20] Oh, that's it.

[01:06:26] You're dead.

[01:06:27] You look invited.

[01:06:28] Reloading!

[01:06:30] Come on!

[01:06:31] Let's get him today!

[01:06:33] Let's get him today!

[01:06:38] Yo, I'm a woman.

[01:06:41] Tey, wait.

[01:06:42] Wait.

[01:06:43] Oh, your name is Teyya.

[01:06:45] I thought your name was Tey.

[01:06:47] Teyya, I'm sorry.

[01:06:48] I'm sorry, do not bend me over.

[01:06:53] Chabritics I W Tay in the chat, Tay out, I'm so sorry.

[01:06:56] Tay out, I'm legitimately so sorry.

[01:07:01] Tay out, do not bend me over, I'm sorry.

[01:07:03] Great job, Lockett.

[01:07:05] Tay out, you're a legend.

[01:07:07] I'm sorry, I will not make that mistake again.

[01:07:09] I know where these guys are.

[01:07:19] Get me out of here.

[01:07:29] Focus.

[01:07:30] Rumble's jammed.

[01:07:31] Focus, focus.

[01:08:08] What? What?

[01:08:12] All right, spin, spin the wheel, quick, quick, quick, quick.

[01:08:15] Highlights, run the ball, get ready, get ready, get ready.

[01:08:20] All right, operator number one, operator number one.

[01:08:25] Thunderbird, operator number one.

[01:08:27] That is operator number one.

[01:08:29] Operator number two, come on, spin, spin, spin, spin.

[01:08:33] We're running out of time here.

[01:08:36] Rook, Thunderbird versus Rook.

[01:08:38] Chat, y'all know the correct answer.

[01:08:40] Run the poll.

[01:08:41] Chat, y'all know the correct answer.

[01:08:43] You guys should already know the correct answer.

[01:08:45] You should know the correct answer.

[01:08:47] You should know the correct answer.

[01:08:49] Yes!

[01:08:50] Yes!

[01:08:51] Yes!

[01:08:53] Yes!

[01:08:54] Thank you, chat.

[01:08:57] That's the ball of knowledge that I'm talking about.

[01:09:00] All right, chat, is that what I mean?

[01:09:02] Now we know the rules.

[01:09:03] Now we're in slow state.

[01:09:04] I just got to be quicker.

[01:09:06] Attacking's gonna be easier because attacking you have the whole entire drone phase on defending operators specifically

[01:09:13] I need to be quicker. That's it

[01:09:16] Guys that's it. I just gotta be quicker. All right

[01:09:22] I just gotta be quicker. Good start though. Wait, I just want to play against five champs. I just now realized that I'm in flow state

[01:09:29] Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.

[01:09:34] Chad, I just now realized we're playing against an actual champ's back. That is insane.

[01:09:39] Show me your milkers! No! Are you a weirdo?!

[01:09:44] Fine.

[01:09:46] I'm sorry. Chad, you know me, bro. Chad, listen.

[01:09:50] I will always do a nip slip. If y'all ask me, I'll always do a nip slip.

[01:09:53] I

[01:09:55] Don't care, but dude obviously chat because I've been training football every day. Um, I might my titties have gotten smaller

[01:10:03] I've lost like five pounds

[01:10:07] I'm not a kid my titties I've got a smaller because I'm gonna do a football train that ass

[01:10:13] That's not to add shout out

[01:10:19] Don't you dare run out of here don't you dare

[01:10:21] You're doing it.

[01:10:23] My pride!

[01:10:25] How is he alive?

[01:10:27] How is he alive?

[01:10:29] How is he alive?

[01:10:31] I shot him a hundred times!

[01:10:33] How is he alive?

[01:10:35] How is-

[01:10:51] How was your life? I shot that guy a hundred times in the face.

[01:11:22] I'm out of here!

[01:11:25] Change it fast!

[01:11:36] One friendly operator remaining.

[01:11:51] I

[01:11:53] For a place in the views are near a bomb destroy it

[01:12:05] Well, thank we want you wall banks me wait what oh

[01:12:12] There was a drone on me

[01:12:14] Chad there was a drone all right respect respect respect. We gotta be quick. We gotta be quick. We gotta be quick

[01:12:18] Remember, we can't waste any time, we can't waste any time, we can't waste any time.

[01:12:21] High-fives, get ready to run the poll.

[01:12:24] Get ready to run the poll.

[01:12:25] Opposition number one, two-barrel, not bad, not bad!

[01:12:32] Opposition number two, please be something good.

[01:12:35] I like two-barrel, though.

[01:12:36] Two-barrel's not bad at all.

[01:12:38] Chat, yes, okay.

[01:12:40] Chat, I trust that you'll make the correct decision.

[01:12:44] I trust that you'll make the correct decision.

[01:12:46] two per hour muscle. I trust that you'll make the correct to sit.

[01:12:56] chat this is what I'm talking about guys this is exactly what I'm talking

[01:13:01] about guys if y'all keep walking in with these operators select if y'all

[01:13:10] keep walking in with these operator selections I'll get champ dog

[01:13:13] Let's hit him at least. I'll get champed. I'll do everything in my power to get champed.

[01:13:17] I'll do everything in my power to get champed.

[01:13:20] I'm done being diamond, dawg. I'm done!

[01:13:25] Let's go, guys! Dude, after this we're on attack.

[01:13:37] I'm so locked in.

[01:13:38] I'm absolutely dialled.

[01:13:50] I'm absolutely dialled.

[01:13:51] I'm absolutely dialled.

[01:13:53] I keep talking.

[01:14:01] All right.

[01:14:01] What?

[01:14:02] Damn it.

[01:14:03] What?

[01:14:04] I dare you to be good. I fucking dare you

[01:15:04] of

[01:15:14] My reaction time is so bad!

[01:15:24] Titties, titties, titties!

[01:15:31] My reaction time is so bad!

[01:16:09] Don't be, don't be, stay in the corner. He's literally screwed. You have a shotgun.

[01:16:14] He's literally screwed. Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm telling you bro, it is the power of the

[01:16:25] nipper slip. Guys, great work. Okay, now we're on attack. Okay, so now we're gonna

[01:16:33] change the wheel to the attackers wheel. Okay, I really hope we don't get

[01:16:38] something bad. I really hope it'll get something bad. I really hope it'll get something bad.

[01:16:41] Give me something good. Give me something sexy. Give me something clean. I'll take it. I

[01:16:46] will take this every day of the week. Not bad! That's option number one. Option number

[01:16:50] two. Coming in hot. Please, please. We can't. We can't. We have to repoll. Because somebody

[01:17:02] Somebody took ass! Somebody took ass!

[01:17:06] Nuck or what?

[01:17:10] We ran the wrong poll.

[01:17:32] It's no more thermite.

[01:17:37] It's Nook or Thermite.

[01:17:40] It's Nook or Thermite.

[01:17:42] We got to run a Noopole.

[01:17:45] Bro, we kind of need a Thermite, though, chat.

[01:17:50] We're running a Noopole.

[01:17:52] Vote, vote, vote.

[01:17:54] Chat, Nook is more fun and probably better,

[01:17:57] but we need a Thermite.

[01:17:58] Vote, vote, Noopole.

[01:18:00] Noopole, Noopole.

[01:18:01] Nook or Thermite.

[01:18:02] Vote, vote.

[01:18:03] No, sir, thermite.

[01:18:06] Boom.

[01:18:07] Mod from the damn pole, damn it.

[01:18:11] Mods!

[01:18:14] Oh my God, the mods are asleep.

[01:18:17] All right, looks like we're all thermite.

[01:18:22] The mods are drunk on the job.

[01:18:24] The mods are hammered.

[01:18:26] It's okay. It doesn't matter.

[01:18:28] We're going to go thermite. Everybody mock it.

[01:18:30] We kind of made it a thermatomy best.

[01:18:38] If I was you, I would not recommend doing that.

[01:18:40] Never mind. Do whatever you want.

[01:18:43] How much do you want to bet he runs out on me?

[01:18:45] Whatever you do, don't run on me.

[01:18:46] Don't run out on me, buddy.

[01:19:00] He's gonna run out I guarantee it. I fucking guarantee it. Wait IQ's gonna get a free kill.

[01:19:30] Oh

[01:19:47] My mind is so good in this game

[01:20:00] 3v2 scenario, 3v1 NICE!

[01:20:18] He's gonna play aggressive for the kill. We already know that. He might even be planting.

[01:20:23] He's gonna play aggressive for the kill. We already know that.

[01:20:26] He just one-tapped my teammate.

[01:20:30] Oh dear god.

[01:20:33] The last operator standing.

[01:21:02] I'm in safe. Five champs! But unfortunately, there's a goddamn legend on the other team!

[01:21:14] Come on!

[01:21:17] I'm fucking him! Alright chat we have to respin for two new attackers. Lock in!

[01:21:23] Mobs! We don't need to rush on the attackers. Remember we don't need to rush on the attackers

[01:21:29] because we have like extra 45 seconds. Nomad, okay. I don't hate it. I don't love it. It's kind of me. I don't hate it. I don't love it. It's a little bit in the middle.

[01:21:42] Our other option is...

[01:21:44] Now, on top of the fact that I would literally let IQ take a dump on my face, she's one of

[01:21:56] my favorite operatives to use.

[01:21:57] Chat, no matter IQ, run the poll.

[01:22:01] No matter IQ.

[01:22:02] Chat, whatever y'all go for.

[01:22:03] Wait, this one's kind of close.

[01:22:08] This one's actually close.

[01:22:09] Wow!

[01:22:10] I understand why chat.

[01:22:11] Oh my God, we might have a 50-50.

[01:22:13] Bro, chat, the thing is Nomad is actually really good on Sky.

[01:22:20] Oh my god, we have a 50-50!

[01:22:24] Remember chat, we have time because we're on attack.

[01:22:27] We actually have a 50-50!

[01:22:29] Vote! Vote! Vote fast!

[01:22:33] Bro, it's too close to town.

[01:22:35] It's too close to call.

[01:22:37] Chat, we have 30 seconds.

[01:22:40] I can keep voting, keep voting, keep voting, keep voting.

[01:22:46] It is a 50-50 between nobody and IQ.

[01:22:51] This is our first 50-50.

[01:22:54] Bro, I think I have to pick,

[01:22:56] or I'm gonna run out of time.

[01:22:59] I think I have to pick.

[01:23:01] IQ wins.

[01:23:03] IQ wins, apparently.

[01:23:05] Wow, that was close.

[01:23:09] I went IQ.

[01:23:09] This is fur though been

[01:23:16] About a literally beat five champions by the way that is insane aura

[01:23:21] With random ops and the chat making the random ops run out of me. I dare you I

[01:23:27] Literally dare you to run out of me

[01:23:30] One more time

[01:23:35] He's barricade

[01:24:09] I need to get out of here.

[01:24:19] Nice!

[01:24:20] of

[01:24:33] of

[01:24:40] the

[01:24:44] death

[01:24:47] of

[01:24:50] death

[01:24:53] of

[01:24:57] death

[01:25:01] your name out good game

[01:25:09] yes yes we just beat five champs solo don't know bitch

[01:25:21] Oh my god, look at her!

[01:25:31] Just used my face as a fucking toilet, or even a urinal.

[01:25:35] Oh my god, she's so bad, it's actually insane.

[01:25:39] Now chat, we are three wins away from champion.

[01:25:47] Let's get into the next match.

[01:25:49] We are three wins away from champion 40 rp

[01:25:54] Guys, I think my kids almost a 1.3. I'm not a good kid

[01:25:58] Bro, I've been solo to this entire season now next season chat you guys I didn't tell you all this

[01:26:05] Next season. I'm not I'm I'm still gonna solo to a lot

[01:26:09] But I'm gonna be stacking with my boys again because the boys are back in fucking town

[01:26:14] chat March 3rd at

[01:26:16] At 4 p.m. EST is when everybody's gonna be on it's gonna be me stop it Richie mingo and raid

[01:26:26] But I'm gonna get on it like 10 a.m. I'll probably play solo for like five six hours and then at four

[01:26:33] We're getting a death stack. I don't really care about my Linda loss

[01:26:36] I don't care about being number one champ all I want to do is hit champ with a good Katie

[01:26:40] Kind of like what I'm doing this season

[01:26:42] Bro, if we can do this today, I'll be champ with a 1.3. I'm not even kidding. If we can win win win

[01:26:49] I would champ with a 1.3 because bro look. Oh wait, no, we're on defense. Okay, run the pole. Yo, yo, let's not waste any time

[01:26:55] We need to spin

[01:26:57] All right chat the map is border keep that in mind with with your with your operator selection

[01:27:02] option number one

[01:27:05] Mira this one's tricky because it might get banned. Have I still run the pole yet?

[01:27:09] This one's tricky because it might get banned.

[01:27:12] Have as if it gets banned I'll tell you.

[01:27:16] Solus, okay?

[01:27:18] Let me see what they ban.

[01:27:20] They ban together.

[01:27:22] We have to respawn.

[01:27:23] Okay, so Solus, I had a feeling.

[01:27:25] Solus vs.

[01:27:27] We got 25 seconds by the way.

[01:27:29] Solus vs. Jaeger.

[01:27:32] Run the poll, hi guys.

[01:27:34] Round it, round it, round it.

[01:27:35] Solus vs. Jaeger.

[01:27:37] Run the bowl. What is the chat voting in?

[01:27:50] Jager's winning. Chat I love you guys! You guys are picking all the right stuff!

[01:27:55] Put the Jager black ice in my ass. Chat three wins away from champion by the way

[01:28:01] My titties are actually jingling brother if I win win win positive Katie positive Katie positive Katie

[01:28:13] I will be champ with a 1.3 all solo top holy

[01:28:17] HOLD THE ORBRA! HOLD THE ORBRA!

[01:28:24] Mark the...

[01:28:26] Shut up, Mark the fucking...

[01:28:29] He is deployed, man.

[01:28:31] He is deployed, ready to go.

[01:28:33] He is deployed, ready to go.

[01:28:38] Get in that drone, idiot!

[01:28:43] You can stop warring, you're my grenade.

[01:28:44] You can stop warring, grenade.

[01:28:47] The flying idiot.

[01:28:48] The flying idiot.

[01:28:49] You can stop worrying about your mates now.

[01:28:54] Holy aura.

[01:28:55] Five seconds left.

[01:28:56] Yeah, you're getting spawned, Pete, just because I feel like it.

[01:29:03] I see Brazil is going those races.

[01:29:06] I saw blood pop out of its Johnson.

[01:29:13] Know for a fact what I saw it was blood dripping out of this Johnson

[01:29:24] That guy's definitely fast I know he's there

[01:29:35] Lock it three wins away from champ guys come on

[01:29:43] You saw an annual with the members then you blew a few pipes

[01:29:48] You won't do the dash you see them blue lights a lot of people dying

[01:29:52] Chances you might

[01:29:53] You got a gun inside

[01:29:57] Reloading cover me

[01:29:59] I'm gonna leave this in a bag, it's gonna fall in line

[01:30:03] He's it. Wait, wait, wait. You're gonna be all about it

[01:30:43] Oh, that was a double interrogation.

[01:30:46] Oh my God.

[01:30:48] If Cavarra lands one more bullet, we win.

[01:30:52] Oh my God, all right, respin, respin, respin.

[01:30:55] Bro, I heard IQ, she's not good.

[01:30:59] Come on, come on, give me something good,

[01:31:00] give me something good, okay.

[01:31:01] Well my, not a bad shout.

[01:31:04] Not a bad shout, respin.

[01:31:07] Option number one in the poll chat

[01:31:08] is gonna be one more.

[01:31:10] Option number two is going to be.

[01:31:16] Is there even a point to run the poll?

[01:31:18] It's my absolute money.

[01:31:21] Is there even a point to run the poll?

[01:31:24] It is literally my mom.

[01:31:25] I don't know if y'all are going to vote her.

[01:31:27] I don't know if y'all are going to vote her.

[01:31:28] I already know.

[01:31:32] Yeah, bro.

[01:31:32] I would let, I would let a zombie.

[01:31:36] If she were to kick me in the nuts

[01:31:38] and then burn my house down, I would apologize to her.

[01:31:43] Like bro, do y'all realize how bad Azami is?

[01:31:46] Also look at the Azami I have.

[01:31:48] You know it, pink.

[01:31:50] Sorry, I'm sorry, Chad.

[01:31:56] Azami's top three russ are six us.

[01:32:00] I don't know the, dude, oh my God, okay.

[01:32:02] This is going well, it's going well.

[01:32:03] Chad, we're actually getting good operas.

[01:32:04] We're not getting like Tachanka and shit like that.

[01:32:07] The wheel has been treated us nice.

[01:32:08] The power of the wheel!

[01:32:14] Jack, Yobo do a gun! Yobo do a gun, man!

[01:32:23] Reload!

[01:32:24] Reload!

[01:32:25] I'm reloading!

[01:32:29] He's gonna friggin' show him back here, because he thinks he's smart.

[01:32:33] Alright, this is awkward.

[01:32:35] I have this rotation here, which is a little bit dangerous, but I'm gonna play over here.

[01:32:45] re-enforcing wall

[01:32:52] just reached my tanks as a sordid

[01:33:01] re-enforcing wall

[01:33:12] keep us straight through

[01:33:14] good job

[01:33:18] try to get through that

[01:33:23] reloading

[01:33:34] there's a very detailed

[01:33:37] changing map

[01:33:42] Don't do it.

[01:34:06] This guy's an onver.

[01:34:08] What are you fucking doing?

[01:34:10] Fuck you, Max!

[01:34:12] I did!

[01:34:22] This operator is so broken.

[01:35:08] Get off me!

[01:35:09] Get the fuck off me!

[01:35:11] Dead ass!

[01:35:12] Dead ass!

[01:35:13] This operator is broken.

[01:35:14] I mean, oh my god.

[01:35:16] Bro, I'm like putting this up.

[01:35:18] Okay, let me respin.

[01:35:19] I forgot we have to go fast on defense.

[01:35:21] Like, she's actually a busted operator.

[01:35:24] I'm putting a zombies on walls where I'm quicking off them,

[01:35:27] and then I can zombie a hatch like, it's just so broken.

[01:35:31] Cade, okay, Cade's banned.

[01:35:33] We have to respin.

[01:35:35] Okay, cage band, we have to respan.

[01:35:38] I might just remove Kate,

[01:35:39] cause he's gonna get banned the entire day.

[01:35:41] Like literally same as Mira.

[01:35:45] All right chat, option number one.

[01:35:47] Ooh, I haven't,

[01:35:49] probably Cabera long ass time.

[01:35:51] I wouldn't mind some Cabera game play.

[01:35:54] Option number one is Cabera.

[01:35:56] Option number two is Bandit.

[01:36:00] Wait, Bandit's taken.

[01:36:01] Bandit's taken.

[01:36:02] What do it looks like?

[01:36:03] We might just have to play Cabera.

[01:36:05] The cage band and band is taken.

[01:36:07] We should just play Kavera, dude.

[01:36:09] The wheel has chosen us.

[01:36:11] All right, Jack, Kavera is go post.

[01:36:13] But bro, we don't even have time.

[01:36:15] I'm just gonna play Kavera.

[01:36:18] I kind of wanna play Cav.

[01:36:19] I'm gonna play Cav in a minute.

[01:36:20] Let's get some Cav gameplay in here.

[01:36:22] But these guys are getting shit on

[01:36:23] by a guy spinning a wheel, by the way.

[01:36:28] A zombie's broken, I'm not even gonna hold you.

[01:36:31] A zombie's literally busted.

[01:36:32] I have like a zombie on a wall that I can quick peek both sides off of and then I just like a zombie off the hatch

[01:36:42] All right focus

[01:37:02] What's up? What's up, buddy? What's up here? I mean, the property's gonna be sniping. I

[01:37:22] respect the vision, but the property's sniping, bro. I can't really back when I sleep here.

[01:37:28] I see what you're doing, but they're probably just sniping.

[01:37:36] Literally everyone's sniping.

[01:37:37] I'm gonna see it all.

[01:37:46] Good start, boys!

[01:37:58] If we win this for two off champ, I might pull out my cock.

[01:38:15] I found my target chat.

[01:38:16] Darn it, Aquire.

[01:38:18] Darn it, Aquire.

[01:38:35] I'm here, not alone.

[01:38:43] I'm so fucking disgusting.

[01:38:45] Literally fucking gross. I might get cleared now. If I flank I'm gonna die

[01:38:53] so I have to just burn time, I think.

[01:38:57] Hold the bag work today. You know what? I'm just gonna flank. I'm probably gonna die

[01:39:01] but better than getting cornered. Maybe not. I can talk to you. I can't. I don't

[01:39:09] I can't, bro, when my aim is locked, I like, I'm, I'm in for the thing.

[01:39:17] Because my decision making is good, always good.

[01:39:20] But when my aim is locked, row it's wrapped.

[01:39:22] All right, Jack, now we're on attack.

[01:39:24] Remember, mods, don't rush the pole because we have more time.

[01:39:27] Now we're on attack.

[01:39:28] Let's spin it.

[01:39:29] Let's spin it.

[01:39:30] Let's spin it.

[01:39:31] Let's spin it.

[01:39:32] Attacker option number one.

[01:39:33] Jack, focus.

[01:39:34] Please be ace.

[01:39:35] Okay.

[01:39:36] I thought it was going to be zero for a second.

[01:39:39] Okay, band ace you have to respan. I'm gonna remove ace just the same way as I removed Kate because he just gets banned so much

[01:39:47] I'm just gonna remove the opposite band. All right option number one

[01:39:51] Jesus Christ, okay jackals. Jackals not banned so that that could work option number one is jackal

[01:40:01] Option number one is jackal option number two

[01:40:07] Black

[01:40:08] All right chat vote. What an operator do y'all want me to play?

[01:40:15] What an operator do you want me to play bro?

[01:40:18] Jackal or Blackbeard? Vote, vote, chat, vote, vote!

[01:40:22] Chat don't type it, vote it, don't type it.

[01:40:28] Y'all are disgusting.

[01:40:30] You guys legitimately disgust me.

[01:40:32] Chat y'all need to play a shield up!

[01:40:35] Y'all legitimately disgust me!

[01:40:39] Bro y'all want me to play a shield up?

[01:40:45] I'm gonna have to take a fucking shower after this.

[01:40:47] I'm gonna pull my desk and it's like it's maximized my game inefficiency right now.

[01:40:52] Right now I'm at like a 9 out of 10. I need to get out of town 10 of a little bit of a champ.

[01:40:55] All I'm saying is bro, if we a champ solo queueing while spinning a wheel with the chap into the ops, that is fucking alright.

[01:41:02] That is fucking alright.

[01:41:05] Oh, that sounds like every time I spin it up, I'm going to remove it.

[01:41:11] That way we, um, play a new op every round in 5 seconds.

[01:41:15] Good reminder.

[01:41:16] Really good round.

[01:41:17] Ten, this is fun!

[01:41:18] This is actually fun!

[01:41:19] It's like the only way you can get me off Brava.

[01:41:22] I, I, dude, I love Brava.

[01:41:25] That operator is I love her so much.

[01:41:28] I would, I would let Brava literally like, do unspeakable acts to my anus.

[01:41:34] I'm out of game. I love a problem.

[01:41:45] Looks like some of that teammates need me.

[01:41:47] Teammates, I'm here!

[01:41:52] What do you want me to do?

[01:42:04] I jumped in as the explosion was happening to mask the noise, which was smart, but then

[01:42:19] I got C4 one second later.

[01:42:21] Chad, I should have just ran out.

[01:42:24] No!

[01:42:25] I should have.

[01:42:26] Bro, after I got the first kill, Chad, I should have ran out.

[01:42:29] That's on me.

[01:42:34] I'm such an idiot, y'all. I'm such an idiot.

[01:42:39] To be fair, my team could flux this.

[01:42:41] I have the Flank Ham.

[01:42:42] Team mates, I got the Flank Ham.

[01:42:44] Oh well, I have the Flank Ham.

[01:42:47] Bro, jumping in with the explosion was smart,

[01:42:49] but after I should've jumped out of that Flank Ham class.

[01:42:51] Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot.

[01:42:53] I should've just said that, y'all.

[01:43:04] You missed!

[01:43:06] No, no!

[01:43:08] What the fuck was that?

[01:43:12] On the door! On the door, on the door!

[01:43:16] One friendly operator remaining.

[01:43:18] Dude.

[01:43:22] If there might win this, 1,000 gifted subs to the chat right now.

[01:43:28] Hold. Hold. Hold.

[01:43:34] 38 seconds, yes a little bit of time to work with, I think you just shot someone, I saw

[01:43:46] blood pop out, I might be hallucinating, she's gonna have to use his smokes I think,

[01:43:55] be close right but if you sir is you have time for all this bro you know what

[01:44:03] is remaining

[01:44:10] there's seven seconds left okay good try to be fair chat he's probably not

[01:44:23] But he's in a really bad spot to be fair. He's in a tough spot. All right option number one

[01:44:29] Chat get ready to vote remember. This is you give me Ayana and I'll play with the boat or the whole round fuck

[01:44:36] Okay

[01:44:42] This is like the best map in the game for zero this and bank option number one is zero option number two is striker

[01:44:49] Alright chat, cast your hoax, cast your hoax, cast your ways, we are cast our ways.

[01:44:58] Yep, the chat's gonna pick zero, so I'm not gonna lie, I actually know crazy zero lineups

[01:45:03] on this map, I'm not even kidding.

[01:45:06] This map is the best map in the game for zero.

[01:45:09] I feel like everything's going my way today, bro, I don't know how to explain it, but

[01:45:13] I feel like everything is just going my way.

[01:45:15] I'm going to use the G-6 as well, oh I have a G2 skin on zero supporting Stompington.

[01:45:27] Hey Jinxy can you shut the fuck up?

[01:45:33] Okay.

[01:45:36] Hey Jinxy have your way with me.

[01:45:38] What?

[01:45:39] Have my way with you?

[01:45:41] Jesus Christ.

[01:45:43] So this is actually really fun. I'm not gonna lie guys if we win this I think we're two wins away from champ

[01:45:55] We got a window remember we got a win that's on me. I got the first pick. I should have jumped out

[01:45:59] That's on me. Oh

[01:46:02] Shit they have a cavera

[01:46:04] All right, you have to be careful to not get flanked

[01:46:07] Okay, I don't think Zero's going to be as good because they're downstairs.

[01:46:16] We'll see you there.

[01:46:19] He's probably going to abandon these, huh?

[01:46:25] They have a vigil and a cavera.

[01:46:33] I think working like upstairs is gonna be a bad idea.

[01:46:38] Alright, let me do my zero cams real quick.

[01:46:45] I don't remember the exact one, but it was something like this.

[01:46:53] I don't remember the exact one.

[01:47:00] It's ready.

[01:47:04] Okay, that's one of them.

[01:47:06] The other one that's really good is on the other angle.

[01:47:16] Recharge fire!

[01:47:25] You gotta reload.

[01:47:26] Yeah, Xero is actually disgusting on this map.

[01:47:42] Like, tell me a single roamer in the planet who's going to be looking for that can, please.

[01:47:48] No one's going to be looking for that.

[01:47:50] I've got like literal pros.

[01:48:01] I kind of just want to sit on the window.

[01:48:04] I do have the flank cams if they try to flank.

[01:48:10] We're planting! We're planting! Oh my god!

[01:48:15] We'll drop to the peaser.

[01:48:20] I don't know where Castle is.

[01:48:30] Let's go, baby!

[01:48:41] Let's go, baby!

[01:48:44] Bro, my decision-making is so good today.

[01:48:48] Bro, chat. Like every time I hop in, bro, I'm always waiting for noise, dude.

[01:48:52] As soon as Castle banded and my teammates started shooting at us, I'm gonna...

[01:48:56] Alright, we have to respin. So we have to respin, and we have to respin at the speed of light.

[01:49:01] Alright, guys.

[01:49:03] Okay, we're in match point of this game. Remember, chat. Concentrate on the picks.

[01:49:08] Okay.

[01:49:09] Option number one that is a count Ram's band. I'm gonna remove one

[01:49:15] This makes you realize somebody good opposite a band. Okay, Ram is banned and don't come these band and aces banned

[01:49:21] Okay, option number one

[01:49:23] I'm gonna remove IQ because we already used IQ earlier. Jesus. Okay option number one

[01:49:33] Don't you dare right your uh, okay, I haven't I've been

[01:49:37] All right, option number two, option number one is Ryora.

[01:49:42] Let's see, remember Chad, we have time on attack.

[01:49:45] Option number two is Striker.

[01:49:48] No, maybe Deimos, maybe Deimos.

[01:49:50] Striker, Chad, Striker or Ryora, vote it up.

[01:49:54] Vote it up, vote it up, vote it up, vote it up, vote it up.

[01:49:56] Striker or Ryora.

[01:50:00] Hey, Jinxy, when are you gonna get a real girlfriend?

[01:50:02] Hate from Elizabeth New Jersey.

[01:50:04] Barrage!

[01:50:05] Located bomb.

[01:50:06] Alright chat is going to go with Raiora. Chat don't mind this audio. I don't mind this chat to be fair.

[01:50:15] I haven't used Raiora in like six months. I don't like DMRs that much somebody use the LNG.

[01:50:21] LNG! Mata de Lorde!

[01:50:25] Bro if we win this we're in striking distance to champion.

[01:50:30] We're going to keep doing this until we win this. If I keep winning I may as well just keep going.

[01:50:36] I'm actually playing good at spot 3.

[01:50:41] I don't want to jinx it, but I think after this game I'll have a 1 point for life.

[01:50:48] I think.

[01:50:49] All go without 2.

[01:50:50] My dorm in a minute and a night.

[01:50:55] Rayor could be interesting on this map.

[01:51:00] Do I have 99 bullets? Oh my god

[01:51:02] out.

[01:51:09] of

[01:51:31] where it could be interesting

[01:51:36] I don't know where this guy is.

[01:51:50] He's literally right in this corner.

[01:52:00] I'm going to make them think what's going on.

[01:52:07] All right.

[01:53:00] They played the trade so perfectly. I mean

[01:53:14] They just weren't giving me anything they played the trade so good

[01:53:18] I should have borrowed that door off when I had the chance. Yeah, I should have borrowed that door

[01:53:23] We're off!

[01:53:25] Alright chat, we're now in overtime.

[01:53:27] We're still on attack, alright?

[01:53:29] We're still on attack.

[01:53:30] Fuck, this game's intense.

[01:53:32] Okay, option number one.

[01:53:35] We're gonna have Ying.

[01:53:36] That is option number one.

[01:53:39] Dude, I could have hired that door off.

[01:53:41] I was just scared I was gonna get so long while I did it.

[01:53:44] Option number one is Ying.

[01:53:46] Option number two...

[01:53:48] Okay.

[01:53:48] What the fuck are the odds of that?

[01:53:51] Option number one is Ying. Option number two is oh my god, okay, zero.

[01:54:00] We have to get started.

[01:54:04] Chat, option number one is Ying. Option number two is...

[01:54:10] Sophia, mommy versus mommy.

[01:54:14] Mommy versus mommy. Chat, Ying versus Sophia.

[01:54:18] mommy versus mommy what do we think chat it's close my god it's close chat

[01:54:26] it's whoever y'all would go into more you think that's what I'm gonna base it

[01:54:30] off of yin or Sophia what are y'all feeling

[01:54:38] yeah yin is probably a little bit better yin is probably a little bit better

[01:54:44] Bro, this is close chat. This is close though

[01:54:50] Yeah, I think y'all yep, they go with game part of that

[01:54:54] We are cast in this

[01:54:57] All right, chat. I might do something crazy, right? I might do a little bit of a crazy strap a little bit of a crazy

[01:55:09] To be fair chat, I would let both of them practice to be completely fair

[01:55:14] I would have both of them practice

[01:55:19] The English are glitter courtesy of the chat

[01:55:44] Do you mean Peggy? Yeah, of course. Bro, obviously I would let them peg me.

[01:55:57] Check, watch. They're gonna panic and start shooting. Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.

[01:56:02] This is what I love doing. He shot the queen.

[01:56:06] Sounds like a little bit of aura on this one.

[01:56:13] I

[01:56:34] Have any support you got

[01:56:43] I'm actually fucking disgusting this what happens when I play this game every day

[01:57:43] I'm not for remaining.

[01:57:53] No! He's right on me!

[01:57:55] Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

[01:57:58] Please.

[01:58:05] Yes! Yes! Yes!

[01:58:11] Bro, I'm actually playing so good. Oh my god

[01:58:16] All right now defenders chat lock in it's time to spin the wheel

[01:58:21] Chat focus focus focus focus. This is this is literally math going in over time

[01:58:27] Option number one he spend rear not a bad shot not a bad shot. I'm so what it's been rear

[01:58:35] Up to number two, please be

[01:58:38] Wait, oh my god. I have to

[01:58:40] Okay Echo, I thought it was gonna be Mira, Mira's game. Fenrir or Echo? Chat, vote and you need to vote fast.

[01:58:48] You guys need to vote like immediately. Fenrir or Echo? Wouldn't have much time on defense remember?

[01:58:56] Chat, I would have also picked Fenrir. YOLORLUCH! LETS GO!

[01:59:01] Alright.

[01:59:04] I'm 10 and 4, holy fuck I'm locked.

[01:59:06] chat I'm telling you after this game would have a 1.3 also look you man come

[01:59:13] on I'm here dog all right all right all right fuck this

[01:59:20] you went away if we were in this game too it's way if it do not attempt to

[01:59:32] You BORK THE HELLICOPTER!

[01:59:38] Fuck that, fuck it!

[02:00:02] 5 seconds to go.

[02:00:07] I'll pour it located above.

[02:00:26] Whoa, fortified!

[02:00:29] The point bullet will count.

[02:00:32] I'm ready to go.

[02:00:39] Hey, how you doing this?

[02:00:46] They got my sand rear.

[02:00:57] of

[02:01:04] the

[02:01:07] of

[02:01:11] the

[02:01:16] of

[02:01:21] the

[02:01:26] I can't get him.

[02:01:33] I can't get him.

[02:01:40] I can't get him.

[02:01:47] I can't get him.

[02:01:54] my bad with these army didn't like to gain the compartment where's the fucking

[02:01:58] compartment I've twung it off too fast

[02:02:15] changing max

[02:02:54] 10 seconds left.

[02:02:59] One friendly operator remaining.

[02:03:01] Five seconds remaining.

[02:03:03] One more remaining.

[02:03:06] Yes!

[02:03:08] Yes!

[02:03:10] Yes!

[02:03:12] Oh my god!

[02:03:16] I should have a 1.3 now, I sure.

[02:03:19] Yes!

[02:03:22] Yes!

[02:03:23] That was cinema.

[02:03:28] My controller died in the middle of the round, and I was in the perfect little spot where

[02:03:35] I couldn't get shot from the window, and I had just enough time to get my batteries.

[02:03:40] Oh my God, I love rechargeable batteries, but bro, if you forget to replace them,

[02:03:45] that's what happens.

[02:03:46] Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to keep this video going.

[02:03:49] We are still, we are two wins away.

[02:03:52] We are two wins away.

[02:03:53] We are two wins away, champ.

[02:03:55] Two fucking wins away.

[02:03:56] I'm gonna go tinkle.

[02:03:58] Two wins away from champ.

[02:03:59] I'm gonna go tinkle.

[02:04:22] You

[02:04:52] All right, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, new game, we're on bank.

[02:05:22] Is there a light shining on me?

[02:05:25] This little light of mine.

[02:05:27] I'm gonna let it shine.

[02:05:30] Chat, game number three.

[02:05:32] We're on attack, we're on bank.

[02:05:35] Keep in mind ace is banned.

[02:05:37] Ba da bing, ba da boom.

[02:05:39] Wheel spin number one, Amaru.

[02:05:44] I could get frisky if I'm ever a goer.

[02:05:46] I could get frisky.

[02:05:48] Option number two, let's check it out.

[02:05:50] Option number two is second round.

[02:05:53] Option number two is gonna be

[02:05:56] Thatcher.

[02:05:57] So chat, we have two options.

[02:05:59] We have Amaru and we have Thatcher.

[02:06:03] Which one do you guys want me to use?

[02:06:06] Chat with two wins away from champ, by the way.

[02:06:09] Two wins away from champ, by the way.

[02:06:11] And the chat goes with Amaru.

[02:06:14] Chat, I like where you're fucking heads up.

[02:06:16] I know some naughty Amaru straps, because I'm a naughty boy.

[02:06:25] Guys look at my KD man, it looks so clean now bro, 1.3 is so much better than 1.2 man.

[02:06:31] Alright, let's go.

[02:06:33] Focus, JX, focus, focus.

[02:06:36] We're two wins away from champion.

[02:06:38] Bro, if we have champion solo queue while spinning a wheel for our Obstet, that's all

[02:06:45] I've top-fragged both games by the way.

[02:06:48] I mean, somebody just come here and just blow me at this point.

[02:06:52] I mean, my god, I deserve it!

[02:06:57] Alright, they're down.

[02:06:59] They're down, they're down, they're down, okay?

[02:07:02] Ten seconds to go.

[02:07:07] Five seconds.

[02:07:09] You must locate and abuse a bomb.

[02:07:16] I'm in sight chat, I forgot to breach it, I forgot to breach it, Jesus Christ!

[02:07:39] The entire strap's out the window.

[02:07:43] Bro, I f-

[02:07:45] Wait, does honor not have britches anymore?

[02:07:48] I would have never took that off.

[02:07:49] You must recover the diffuser.

[02:08:02] Well, all straps go.

[02:09:39] You're one you're one he's half out plant plant just play it

[02:09:52] just play it twitch what why do you have to use on the stairs just

[02:09:56] He's on the strapping, he's on the strapping.

[02:10:03] Yeah, but one friendly.

[02:10:06] Oh boy.

[02:10:08] Just blend!

[02:10:10] Oh my god!

[02:10:14] He's in the opposite side!

[02:10:21] Wow.

[02:10:23] Wow, I mean, I should have won my gunfight, I guess.

[02:10:28] All right, it's okay.

[02:10:30] It's okay, shake it off, shake it off.

[02:10:32] Option number one.

[02:10:36] Option number one is the glass.

[02:10:40] Wait, I think there's actually a glass trap upstairs.

[02:10:42] I think there's actually a glass trap.

[02:10:44] Option one glass, option two, gamers.

[02:10:48] Chat, get ready to vote and vote.

[02:10:51] You ready to vote guys, you ready to vote? I think glass has a stride upstairs

[02:11:00] Bro chat y'all voted glass are we dead it is okay? I try that

[02:11:04] Glad like check the thing is glass actually has a strap upstairs guys. So it's not a big deal

[02:11:09] It's not a big deal glasses a stride upstairs

[02:11:16] I still stop and do this against try coasting like a year ago

[02:11:19] Alright, let's focus. Look, I'm sad that we lost because it wasn't 3v1, but to be fair, I lost my gunfight. I've got it in there. I have such an advantage there.

[02:11:30] I literally know exactly what he's going to be. I could have probably pre-fired a little bit, maybe, because I do have an LMG.

[02:11:38] LMG! Mothin' and Lord!

[02:11:43] See, here's something that scares me about glass. To use glass and have to use smoke.

[02:11:47] Like, if you're gonna use smokes on glass, you're an idiot.

[02:11:50] So like the thing is,

[02:11:53] we're because glass is like the only operator

[02:11:55] that can look through thermal shit.

[02:11:58] This is faster than things, bro.

[02:12:00] I wanna use glass,

[02:12:03] but I have a feeling I'm gonna get jumped out on.

[02:12:06] Like if I go to these windows,

[02:12:07] I'm gonna get jumped out on.

[02:12:09] Five seconds.

[02:12:13] Let's try and see what happens.

[02:12:15] and defuse the bomb. I'm going to put up crazy glass line up on one of these windows. I'm

[02:12:38] I'm gonna get you out of here.

[02:13:08] I didn't mean to shoot my drone.

[02:13:15] He's on there, I must get his dad.

[02:13:37] I gotta go for a chat, I gotta go to the classroom.

[02:13:40] It's still wet in this room.

[02:13:41] No one on my team's doing shit.

[02:13:47] All right, we need to play.

[02:13:48] Blue, it's ready!

[02:14:37] We are our winning streak might end here man. Oh, alright we have to respan. Okay, no it's not over. The game's not over. It's only 2-0. Alright chat, round number 3, everybody lock in.

[02:14:54] Okay, we already used Amaru so I'm gonna remove that and I'm gonna respan. We already used him.

[02:15:00] We can't use the same out more than one. That's another rule. Oh, please give me ash. I'll suck a dick for ash!

[02:15:08] Alright, Thatcher. Option number one is going to be Thatcher-Chat. That's option number one.

[02:15:13] Option number two is going to be...

[02:15:17] Sledge.

[02:15:19] Okay.

[02:15:22] Chatter, this one?

[02:15:24] Can't really go wrong. Can't really go right either.

[02:15:26] either. Chatbatcher or Slash? What do you guys think? Slash, okay. Yeah, Slash is probably

[02:15:34] better. Slash is probably better. Bro, sitting on the windows was good there. I just had to

[02:15:43] contest that guy earlier, that Castle. I let him sit on those double windows too, all.

[02:15:48] If I would have contested him, I would have scared him away and then he would have started

[02:15:50] panic peeking but also like I need my team to do something. Alright let's go.

[02:15:59] Alright this round we're gonna be using a sledge. I think I have black eyes on the LA. Let me see if I can do it.

[02:16:05] Your drone has found a bomb. Alright. We can come back. We gotta win this and then

[02:16:11] we're one off champ. Come on!

[02:16:15] They have a bunch of traps, the grenades will be done, I could use the grenades for a runes barbed wire, thorns barbed wire, or thorns thorn traps, or I could use them for moneys, moneys, moneys, moneys, moneys, moneys, moneys, moneys, moneys, moneys, moneys, moneys, moneys.

[02:16:27] second

[02:16:31] We're in half a nation

[02:16:33] These guys must really not like to snuck up on us

[02:16:37] We're definitely gonna be able to get the grenade in there

[02:16:41] For the uh, the mo-lucy

[02:16:49] That should get the mo-lucy end of the game

[02:16:52] Nice, alright we got that

[02:16:57] I don't think...

[02:17:00] I don't think pushing is a good idea.

[02:17:03] I'm gonna go.

[02:17:05] I don't think pushing this one does a good thing.

[02:17:07] I'm gonna need to get Burp, and then just make Sight Uncomfortable for them.

[02:17:27] I swear I heard somebody up here.

[02:17:32] I knew it.

[02:17:37] He's in.

[02:17:57] I didn't even know they had a fucking talc!

[02:18:07] FUCK!

[02:18:08] We have to put off a reverse sweep.

[02:18:16] We have to put off a reverse sweep.

[02:18:18] This is so cuckoo.

[02:18:20] This is so fucking cuckoo.

[02:18:25] Our only hope of winning is a reverse sweep.

[02:18:28] Wow.

[02:18:29] Your computer is no longer in your bag.

[02:18:30] That is our only chance of winning.

[02:18:31] Friendly left opposite, Danny.

[02:18:32] Alright.

[02:18:33] Jack?

[02:18:34] Get this guy.

[02:18:35] Brandy Orton.

[02:18:36] He just got Brandy Orton.

[02:18:37] Fuck!

[02:18:38] Jack, let's start spinning the defenders.

[02:18:50] Our only hope of winning is a reverse sweep, guys.

[02:18:54] That's a really good start.

[02:19:01] Option number one is mute, my most played operator in my human existence.

[02:19:06] Option number two is thunderbird.

[02:19:12] Mute with a thunderbird chat.

[02:19:17] Mute with a thunderbird.

[02:19:24] I'm about to lose.

[02:19:31] I'm about to lose.

[02:19:35] Oh my god.

[02:19:40] Y'all don't want me to get shadowed.

[02:19:44] I see how it is.

[02:19:47] But it's not like that ever, it's bad. It's just as mute as like my best up.

[02:19:50] That ever does have a good spot to put them on this map though.

[02:19:54] This map is very, the map is pretty like...

[02:19:58] This map has a lot of like safe points to hold in the objective, but...

[02:20:04] Let's see. Bro, if we put off a reverse sweep, we'll be one win off-jam.

[02:20:10] If there's any time to do it, it's about...

[02:20:17] First thing I'm gonna do is this, first thing I'm gonna do,

[02:20:23] Bada B, Bada B.

[02:20:26] Why do you yourself wear a robot to do it better?

[02:20:35] Echo's OG voice line.

[02:20:37] Why do you yourself wear a robot to do it better?

[02:21:15] start. Nice! Wait a minute. Stop right there.

[02:21:40] You hurt me, you hurt me?

[02:21:49] He didn't even saw my penis in the wind.

[02:21:55] FUUCK!

[02:21:56] That was way too aggressive.

[02:21:58] Chad I should not have did that.

[02:22:00] That was way too aggressive.

[02:22:01] It's okay, it's still a 4v3.

[02:22:04] I'm telling you, this shit is not over, dawg.

[02:22:07] This shit is not over.

[02:22:08] last of us. Over the aggressive. Very over the aggressive. Mute one. Yeah, but chat like.

[02:22:19] That was act like guys. That was after the round was already started. 4v2. Nice! Nice!

[02:22:30] Nice!

[02:22:36] Bershad, it doesn't even matter because you won the round anyways.

[02:22:39] Look, bro, this shit is far from over, buddy.

[02:22:43] I'm just saying, bro, if we blow a cap, if we blow a 4v1 with three Akko cams, then we deserve to win.

[02:22:50] They can't even plan if they wanted to.

[02:22:52] You weren't paying attention, it was before, I mean, let's say it was two seconds before.

[02:23:02] I picked Thunderbird when there was like 12 seconds left.

[02:23:06] And obviously I'm not going to like look at it when I already pick it.

[02:23:10] Alright Chad, we're back on defense, one to three.

[02:23:15] Please give me something good.

[02:23:18] We still don't need it on the board.

[02:23:21] Okay, Frost is not bad.

[02:23:24] I don't mind that.

[02:23:27] Frost is pretty good, the upstairs.

[02:23:29] All right, Jack, option number one is Frost.

[02:23:30] What is option number two?

[02:23:35] Two brown.

[02:23:36] Both of these options are solid.

[02:23:39] Both of these options are solid.

[02:23:40] All right, Jack, go fast, go fast.

[02:23:43] Jack with the 10-gif, Jack, put it in my ass.

[02:23:48] W, Jack.

[02:23:49] All right, it looks like Frost is winning.

[02:23:52] Yeah, Frost won.

[02:23:53] All right, chat.

[02:23:55] Good pick, good pick, good pick.

[02:23:56] Okay, this is the start of something great.

[02:23:59] This is the start of something great.

[02:24:03] This is the start of something great.

[02:24:08] For first, I just got squirted on and I didn't mind it.

[02:24:12] This is the start of something great.

[02:24:14] We reversed sweep and then we're one off champ.

[02:24:16] Come on!

[02:24:17] I

[02:24:19] Step with a mothering shit for my team right now sunny with the five

[02:24:33] Did you watch your ass today

[02:24:36] Brother, I haven't watched my ass in like months who put who would put a loofah up their ass

[02:24:47] How is that both Jack? Nobody wants their ass down. Is that a single person in here who

[02:25:04] wants their ass down? That is Jack. No you don't. You guys don't put luthas up your

[02:25:14] I'll like raise it guys I'll graze it with my new phone, but I'm not gonna jam a loop off my ass

[02:26:14] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you're on a rappel.

[02:26:19] All right!

[02:26:23] All right!

[02:26:26] Hey, they got it.

[02:26:27] These guys are amarold and diamond,

[02:26:29] they're playing like fuckers, yes that.

[02:26:32] They got it, they got it, they got it, they got it.

[02:26:35] They got it.

[02:26:37] Ha, ha, ha.

[02:26:40] Wow!

[02:26:44] I mean, at the end of the day, successful challenge.

[02:26:59] Now, if I'm not mistaken, there should be a rock-a-league tournament in 30 minutes.

[02:27:04] Right or wrong, am I wrong?

[02:27:09] Right or wrong, am I wrong, am I wrong?

[02:27:11] There should be a Rock Elite tournament in 30 minutes.

[02:27:13] What do you mean wrong, ass wipe?

[02:27:19] Honestly, not a bad challenge.

[02:27:22] We had two wins, one loss, and our KD went to a 1.3.

[02:27:31] The tournament at 6 p.m. is a pentathlon.

[02:27:35] Are we that does?

[02:27:36] It's fine, because at the end of the day, it gives up time to grind right.

[02:27:40] lock in on the cock. Road to Diamond begins to bend. Road to Diamond begins to bend. Play

[02:27:50] FIFA? Jack, would y'all rather me play FIFA or Rocket League, run a poll? I kind of want

[02:27:56] to grind. Diamond! Would y'all rather play FIFA or Rocket League? Run a poll. 3v3.

[02:28:05] Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!

[02:28:08] Hold it!

[02:28:13] Hold it!

[02:28:14] Get ease!

[02:28:27] Wait chat, I think we've passed through paths.

[02:28:29] I actually do want to red belt you.

[02:28:31] Alright, we'll see for ourselves.

[02:28:34] I'll be here to tell you to tell me I'll be here to relax

[02:28:46] so you know what guys I'm done I'm telling you bro I don't play good

[02:28:54] I believe that it would actually break up today.

[02:29:12] CTS, NO!

[02:29:14] It's gonna actually break up today.

[02:29:18] What the fuck?

[02:29:20] Jumping wide open, wide open.

[02:29:24] Are we dead ass?

[02:29:37] Fine, I'll do it myself.

[02:29:47] Fuck me in the ass!

[02:29:59] Fuck!

[02:30:00] Just get in the net!

[02:30:36] THAT!

[02:30:37] FUCK!

[02:31:06] Stop, don't stop, don't stop!

[02:31:25] Low scoring game!

[02:31:26] Harbor Squadron's gonna win!

[02:31:33] Daddy, I'm glad.

[02:31:36] How do they save everything?

[02:31:46] I don't understand. How do they save everything?

[02:31:59] Is this stream goon friendly? What the fuck do you think?

[02:32:03] Hey bro, what the fuck do you think?

[02:32:06] What do you think?

[02:32:27] They're so good at defense, my god!

[02:32:33] I got it I got it

[02:32:41] I'm attracted to men

[02:32:49] Yes!

[02:32:54] It's not over It's not over

[02:32:56] It is not fucking over

[02:32:58] ROCK IN!

[02:33:12] You gotta be there on the second top, man.

[02:33:14] You really do.

[02:33:15] You gotta be there on the second top, man. Come on!

[02:33:23] HIT IT!

[02:33:24] NO NO NO NO NO NO!

[02:33:26] That's over.

[02:33:27] Brother's gonna drop inside of me for a second

[02:33:38] Titties titties hit it. I'll be our hit it wait good game

[02:33:57] That was legitimately cinema!

[02:34:04] Oh my god!

[02:34:08] Okay, we're going to get back on Rocket League, but FIFA has absolutely insane packs right

[02:34:15] now that I forgot to rip.

[02:34:18] Jack, we're just going to rip packs.

[02:34:20] We're just going to rip packs.

[02:34:22] We're just going to rip packs.

[02:34:23] Guys, I'm not addicted.

[02:34:25] High-fives.

[02:34:26] What is our total money spent?

[02:34:28] High-fives, bring it on screen.

[02:34:32] No, FIFA has insane packs. I forgot to save that.

[02:34:35] Free guys and save packs right now.

[02:34:37] Wait, high-fives, what is our total money spent?

[02:34:39] Bring it on screen, please.

[02:34:41] Pay to win FIFA Episode 2.

[02:34:49] Chad, it's not gambling when you know you're gonna win!

[02:34:53] Okay, don't take that advice. Jesus.

[02:34:55] Do not take that advice, but chat.

[02:35:03] Bro, as much as it pains me to say it,

[02:35:05] if it's about Verde's card, it's probably broken.

[02:35:08] Bro, because he's like six foot tall

[02:35:10] and just has incredible skills.

[02:35:12] In FIFA, in FIFA, not in the IRA.

[02:35:15] All right, chat and look at what's in the shop.

[02:35:17] Just look at what's in the shop!

[02:35:20] Look at what's in the shop!

[02:35:25] I found player pick everybody lock in put your hand on your wiener and lock it

[02:35:34] there is an icon player pick in the shot I believe three of them I believe three

[02:35:39] of them so I'm gonna get back on rockin Ike I'm gonna get back on there's a

[02:35:42] tournament in the rockin to get an hour and a half nothing's leech relax

[02:35:49] listen chat it's not gambling if you know you're gonna win we have 19,000

[02:35:55] thousand people points, let's go.

[02:36:10] Everybody, grab your tip, start stroking at a medium base.

[02:36:18] Icon player pick.

[02:36:23] Second, Huxedita, Sierra.

[02:36:27] Muffiness!

[02:36:45] It's okay. We did not rip that for the pack.

[02:36:49] we ripped it for this right here chat we ripped it for this right fucking here

[02:36:57] guys one of three base icon player pick high-fives pick up the phone high-fives

[02:37:09] pick up the fucking phone

[02:37:19] Hi Vibes, do you know what time it is?

[02:37:24] It's time.

[02:37:28] Blind photos on.

[02:37:29] Are you ready to give?

[02:37:30] I'm ready bro.

[02:37:31] Hi Vibes, are you ready?

[02:37:32] I repeat, are you ready?

[02:37:33] Yes bro, I'm ready.

[02:37:34] Let's do this shit bro.

[02:37:35] I spent 35 bucks for this, okay?

[02:37:36] 35.

[02:37:37] No worries.

[02:37:38] What card is it?

[02:37:39] Can you see?

[02:37:40] Okay?

[02:37:41] 35.

[02:37:42] Okay, no worries.

[02:37:47] What card is it?

[02:37:48] Can you see?

[02:37:51] Okay, you have to reveal it first.

[02:37:58] Why not say anything?

[02:38:00] Oh, God.

[02:38:03] What is it?

[02:38:04] Good or bad?

[02:38:07] Actually it looks really good.

[02:38:09] Wait, wait, wait! What's the overall?

[02:38:12] Uh, it's 90? Is 90 good or not?

[02:38:16] Yes! Yes!

[02:38:18] What country?

[02:38:21] Um, from the Americas.

[02:38:27] It's good, right?

[02:38:30] You mean from America?

[02:38:32] Yes, that one.

[02:38:35] Alright, next card.

[02:38:39] Oh my God!

[02:38:41] Hi, boss.

[02:38:43] Don't fuck with me!

[02:38:45] Don't fuck with me!

[02:38:47] What's the overall?

[02:38:49] It's 94.

[02:38:51] Say that again!

[02:38:53] It's 94.

[02:38:55] What country?

[02:38:57] Brazil.

[02:38:59] Brazil.

[02:39:01] Brazil.

[02:39:03] Brazil.

[02:39:05] I'm gonna I'm legitimately gonna hand you high-fives I'm legitimately gonna

[02:39:22] Thank you!

[02:39:26] That's fucked up.

[02:39:26] No, let's get in there, that's fine, let's see what's...

[02:39:28] This one's dead, bro.

[02:39:30] This one's dead.

[02:39:31] Listen, stop fucking around!

[02:39:34] Stop!

[02:39:37] Stop!

[02:39:39] Sorry, sir.

[02:39:40] Sorry.

[02:39:42] Damn! I thought I had our knife!

[02:39:46] I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

[02:39:49] Alright, you ready?

[02:39:51] Yeah, I'm ready.

[02:39:52] All right, what is the overalls?

[02:39:54] Don't buy.

[02:39:55] Oh my gosh.

[02:39:59] Bro, this is a pretty good tactic, see?

[02:40:00] I will say.

[02:40:02] What overall?

[02:40:03] What overall?

[02:40:05] This one is 88 overall.

[02:40:10] What country?

[02:40:12] From England.

[02:40:14] What position?

[02:40:17] CN.

[02:40:22] That's a Liverpool legend.

[02:40:26] High-vives, that is like a Liverpool legend.

[02:40:29] We'll take it.

[02:40:30] Okay.

[02:40:31] No worries.

[02:40:32] Listen.

[02:40:33] We have how many more?

[02:40:35] Two more of these.

[02:40:36] All right?

[02:40:37] High-vives, no more fucking around.

[02:40:40] Okay?

[02:40:41] Yes, sir.

[02:40:42] We're talking about...

[02:40:43] Senator Batt, Archive TV, Steery Off.

[02:40:45] We're talking about...

[02:40:47] Senator Bat, party team, let's hear it out.

[02:40:49] Hardicast.

[02:40:55] Vara!

[02:41:02] Wadaura!

[02:41:05] I was wondering, oh, that card sucks!

[02:41:08] Oh.

[02:41:09] The phone's dead.

[02:41:10] We got FBC, party team.

[02:41:12] Why did you back your role?

[02:41:13] yeah bro it's june fucking belliger he's a real he's a real Madrid fraud no one

[02:41:20] cares are you ready hi guys absolutely ready yeah are you absolutely positive

[02:41:35] Let me just, I'm ready to go.

[02:41:40] All right.

[02:41:41] Highlights, members, no more trolling, right?

[02:41:43] I'm going to ask you a series of questions, and you have to tell me what it is.

[02:41:48] So can you just tell me what we're looking for?

[02:41:52] Great, great question.

[02:41:54] We're looking for any card with an overall over 90, 90 or higher.

[02:42:00] But overall doesn't mean everything.

[02:42:02] Highlights.

[02:42:03] We're looking for Brazilian

[02:42:06] Brazil Netherlands

[02:42:10] England we're looking for wingers and strikers and camped. All right, so what what is the first car?

[02:42:19] But guys, there are some cars that are 89 overall that are worth millions. You know what I'm saying?

[02:42:25] Like Jardinio

[02:42:27] Brazil is what we want. All right, that's what we want. All right

[02:42:29] Is France good?

[02:42:31] Yes! Yes! Yes!

[02:42:33] Oh my God!

[02:42:35] What position?

[02:42:37] Left mid.

[02:42:39] High-vives.

[02:42:41] France left mid. What is the overall?

[02:42:43] 87.

[02:42:45] That's good.

[02:42:47] You said overall doesn't mean everything.

[02:42:49] Shoot.

[02:42:55] High-vives. No, dipshit, dipshit.

[02:42:57] Next time, I advise, start off with the fucking overall.

[02:43:03] Okay.

[02:43:04] Here's the order I want you to do.

[02:43:06] Overall country position.

[02:43:09] All right!

[02:43:11] Position overall country. Got it, yes sir.

[02:43:13] No, no, no, overall position country.

[02:43:18] Got it.

[02:43:22] Oh my god! Oh my god!

[02:43:24] Wait, wait.

[02:43:26] Oh my God.

[02:43:28] What's he overall?

[02:43:30] 91.

[02:43:32] Say you swear to God!

[02:43:36] Kimsey, on your soul.

[02:43:38] No, not on my soul!

[02:43:40] Ah! Not on my soul!

[02:43:42] Hi, guys.

[02:43:44] Is it a 91 overall or not?

[02:43:46] Kimsey, you got to keep that one and so on.

[02:43:48] You can't even stop cheating.

[02:43:50] You got to trust in me?

[02:43:52] Listen, do you have trust in me?

[02:43:54] Sure, sure, bro, sure, my guess I do, sure.

[02:44:01] I'll just, I'll tell you what's going on now.

[02:44:04] Okay, talk to me.

[02:44:06] It's a 91 overall.

[02:44:08] You said some of them are all that's a good one.

[02:44:11] We're going to go to the position. The persistent is a right batch.

[02:44:17] That's also a good one, right?

[02:44:20] Yeah.

[02:44:21] I said the country. The country is Brazil. So,

[02:44:27] hi Vaz. Hi Vaz.

[02:44:30] Does his name have Roberto or Carlos in it?

[02:44:36] Um, no, I don't, I don't see that in there.

[02:44:41] His name is not, wait, wait, wait, wait. Right back Brazil.

[02:44:45] Oh, Roberto Carlos was left back.

[02:44:48] You're fucking idiots.

[02:44:49] Wait, so right back Brazil 91 overall.

[02:44:53] Yes.

[02:44:54] Okay.

[02:44:55] Should we do the last card?

[02:44:58] And I'll pick your card up.

[02:45:01] Wait, that's still good cards here.

[02:45:05] All the way to the left is really good.

[02:45:07] And all the way to the right is really good.

[02:45:09] So we got to choose one of them.

[02:45:14] What it, wait.

[02:45:15] High five.

[02:45:16] Tell me every card.

[02:45:18] Name or no tell me every card country position overall

[02:45:27] So the first one

[02:45:42] He has a 90 pace

[02:45:45] That's insane right for a red that

[02:45:48] Hi, Vice.

[02:45:52] The right back has 90 pence?

[02:45:54] Yes, bro.

[02:45:55] Yes.

[02:45:56] Okay, okay, okay.

[02:45:58] Which one should I pick?

[02:45:59] Which is the best one?

[02:46:02] It's locked in, bro.

[02:46:06] Get your...

[02:46:07] I'm gonna roll a dice once and for a random number, January, January.

[02:46:12] Wait, what?

[02:46:13] No, no, no!

[02:46:14] Don't do that!

[02:46:15] Hi, Vice!

[02:46:16] John, go!

[02:46:18] Hi Vots!

[02:46:20] Whichever one! Shut up!

[02:46:22] Whichever one the Brazil guy is,

[02:46:24] the right back with 90 days, pick him!

[02:46:26] Which one is he?

[02:46:28] Can you see?

[02:46:30] I need you to trust me.

[02:46:32] So I did a random number generator,

[02:46:36] and it gave me two.

[02:46:38] So what we're going to do,

[02:46:40] we're going to go left, one.

[02:46:42] Yup.

[02:46:44] So this is the guy from Brazil, right?

[02:46:48] Yes.

[02:46:50] Yes.

[02:46:51] Now, what button do I select?

[02:46:53] You got to select it.

[02:46:55] So X or A?

[02:47:00] And then X. Confirm your pick.

[02:47:02] This is it.

[02:47:03] Scroll up.

[02:47:04] You can't go back.

[02:47:06] I got you, bro.

[02:47:08] Let's go!

[02:47:09] Wait, that's not great.

[02:47:10] That's not bad for a sec, high-vives.

[02:47:19] That's really good.

[02:47:20] If it would have been Roberto Carlos, I would have sucked your dick, high-vives, literally.

[02:47:25] I would have sucked your cock.

[02:47:30] He's really good, but it's not as good as Roberto Carlos, but it's really good.

[02:47:34] All right, high-vives.

[02:47:35] We have one more.

[02:47:36] Chad said check it price.

[02:47:38] What's the price of it now?

[02:47:43] 500k, 1 mil.

[02:47:45] Well, you might be rich, you see?

[02:47:46] Wait, but Chad, I think he's untradable now.

[02:47:49] Wait, let me see it, let me see it, let me see it.

[02:47:51] Bro, it doesn't matter, this is such a good poll!

[02:47:53] It's a really good poll!

[02:47:57] Bro, high-fives!

[02:47:58] Let's go!

[02:48:01] Let's go!

[02:48:03] Let's go!

[02:48:04] I knew I could count on you, don't fuck with me.

[02:48:07] Like, high fives, pick the best player every time.

[02:48:11] Don't extend, don't fuck with me.

[02:48:16] For a second, I thought you weren't gonna pick him.

[02:48:20] Brazil is what we want.

[02:48:22] Brazil, France, Netherlands, high fives.

[02:48:26] Like, if we get our nine high fives,

[02:48:29] like, do you realize what I'll do to my attendees?

[02:48:32] All right, we have one more, okay?

[02:48:36] High-vives, focus.

[02:48:39] You see, $35 back, high-vives, all right?

[02:48:43] Let me open this first, and we'll get a player.

[02:48:46] Chat, that's such a good upgrade for me.

[02:48:48] Guys, that is such a big upgrade for me.

[02:48:52] LaViga, Bossa, Petrae, Petrae!

[02:49:02] I

[02:49:10] To absolute fraud it is the absolute fraud quick sell that fucking idiot. It is that

[02:49:21] It is the absolute problem that's who it is

[02:49:24] I have to quick sell because my SPC stores are we dead ass.

[02:49:32] Alright, high-fives.

[02:49:34] Are you ready?

[02:49:35] So, I'm ready to transition.

[02:49:38] Yo, you did good, click high-fives.

[02:49:40] Remember, whoever the best player is, don't listen to the fucking chat.

[02:49:46] Whoever the best player is, you pick.

[02:49:48] Do you understand?

[02:49:49] Listen to the chat back.

[02:49:51] No!

[02:49:52] Do not lose a good attack!

[02:49:57] You understand?

[02:49:59] Yeah, yeah.

[02:50:00] Alright, ready?

[02:50:02] I'm ready.

[02:50:03] Player number one.

[02:50:07] What is- ah, me.

[02:50:09] Bro, you don't understand- you have the ball now into a rock.

[02:50:12] Tell me it's like don't-

[02:50:14] No, shut up!

[02:50:16] What is it, stats?

[02:50:17] What is- what is it, stats?

[02:50:19] Uh, he's got 77, I'm not far from you here, he's got a 77 pace, 77 shooting, 79 passing.

[02:50:32] Okay, that's good.

[02:50:33] He's probably a center back, right?

[02:50:34] Probably a center back.

[02:50:35] Yeah, that's shit.

[02:50:36] Maybe I'll just sit here.

[02:50:37] We should just stand back.

[02:50:38] What is his country?

[02:50:39] Uh, France.

[02:50:40] What is his position?

[02:50:41] Center back?

[02:50:42] What is his position, Senator Beck?

[02:50:46] C-D-M.

[02:50:50] Is he bald? Wait, is he bald?

[02:50:54] Nope, he's got more hair than you.

[02:50:56] Shut the fuck up! With that shit!

[02:51:00] What's his overall?

[02:51:03] It's, uh, Ethan.

[02:51:07] We'll go to the next one.

[02:51:11] We're ready to talk to me, talk to me!

[02:51:16] What's his position?

[02:51:18] What do you want to know?

[02:51:20] What's his position?

[02:51:22] C.A.M.

[02:51:24] That's really good! That's really good!

[02:51:28] Okay, what is his overall?

[02:51:32] 95.

[02:51:34] Have us.

[02:51:36] Don't fuck with me.

[02:51:38] Bro, 95?

[02:51:41] C.A.A. I'm gonna read out some of the stats, okay?

[02:51:44] He's got...

[02:51:46] Damn, Joe.

[02:51:47] He's got...

[02:51:48] Oh, it's 95!

[02:51:50] Read it!

[02:51:51] Yes, bro, yes.

[02:51:53] He's got...

[02:51:54] 93...

[02:51:56] Oh, my God!

[02:51:58] 9...

[02:52:00] He's got 94 shootings?

[02:52:03] Oh, my God.

[02:52:06] 91 passing. What is his company?

[02:52:11] Brazil.

[02:52:14] I think we got this one.

[02:52:17] Hi, guys. What is his name?

[02:52:23] Or you can't say you can't say.

[02:52:26] Okay.

[02:52:28] 95 cam.

[02:52:30] Brazil.

[02:52:33] What's his pace? His pace is 93.

[02:52:40] This is paint line. It's gotta be paint line. Okay, let's open the last guy. All right,

[02:52:49] we're we're just gonna get the second guy, right? I have a second guy.

[02:52:53] Um, yeah, yeah, the second guy's better. Who is Zong Wurtah?

[02:52:59] Is he from Argentina? He's not bad. He's a defender.

[02:53:04] What is his rank? What is his rating? What is his rating? He's from Argentina, right?

[02:53:10] Uh, no, he's not from Argentina. Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that...

[02:53:17] You're pronouncing like you're over the age of five!

[02:53:21] All right, I'm trying here.

[02:53:25] What is name?

[02:53:31] His name is...

[02:53:34] Why are you laughing?

[02:53:37] It's a hard name.

[02:53:39] It's a... I got this.

[02:53:42] Zam, bro.

[02:53:44] Zam...

[02:53:46] It's kind of self-claimed.

[02:53:48] Zam, bro.

[02:53:50] Okay, okay.

[02:53:52] and it's his flag blue and white.

[02:53:57] It's green, white, and red.

[02:53:59] That's Italy, right?

[02:54:02] Oh, it is Italy.

[02:54:04] Wait, but you said we got a 95, right?

[02:54:07] Let's just get him in the middle.

[02:54:08] Then just get the second guy, yeah.

[02:54:10] All right, let me go to the second guy.

[02:54:12] Yeah, yeah.

[02:54:13] So have eyes.

[02:54:14] All right.

[02:54:16] I'm on the second guy, right?

[02:54:17] I'm on him?

[02:54:18] Yeah, yeah.

[02:54:19] So.

[02:54:20] You just gotta select him now.

[02:54:21] So, click A.

[02:54:23] Okay.

[02:54:23] He's got to show you this is the best card.

[02:54:25] I know.

[02:54:26] Yeah.

[02:54:27] Yeah, and then confirm.

[02:54:32] Yep, again.

[02:54:40] Let's go!

[02:54:43] Well, we did this shit, didn't we?

[02:54:46] Move your camera so that you can get a better view.

[02:54:48] Hi, Buzz.

[02:54:51] That's us! That's us! Let's go!

[02:54:56] Remove the filter now!

[02:55:00] Remove the filter!

[02:55:06] We got...

[02:55:08] ...Drogba.

[02:55:09] DDA Drogba. Now, high-fives, listen to me.

[02:55:13] Yeah.

[02:55:14] You told me, to my face,

[02:55:17] That that was a 95 camp for Brazil

[02:55:28] Yeah, get him out get him out

[02:55:30] We have 8k people once left the thing is bro drug bus not even bad. That's the thing

[02:55:37] drug was a great car

[02:55:40] But the thing is bro, it's like he told me I was getting paid

[02:55:47] bro our team is so good oh my god our team is so good our team is so good

[02:55:59] bro right we have 8,000 FIFA points left chat our team is so fucking good y'all

[02:56:06] I'm not using Sheldon bro I'm using Drogba

[02:56:11] Shout it in better. I'm using drug vodka. Alright, alright. Dude, should we do more

[02:56:21] player picks? Bro, I feel like, wait, player pick. Bro, but if we do player pick, I gotta

[02:56:28] to get high-vised. Wait. Encore player pick! I gotta call high-vised back. I'm not gonna

[02:56:44] miss the tournament, it's in and out. I gotta call high-vised back. Portable, right wing!

[02:56:50] I don't! I don't!

[02:56:57] RUAN SHIGO!

[02:57:01] That's not bad! That is not bad!

[02:57:04] I'm not asking for an order, I'd rather die!

[02:57:11] Okay, low key, not a bad pack.

[02:57:14] Not a bad pack, y'all.

[02:57:20] Hi Vice. Pick up the phone. Hi Vice, pick up the phone or you're, like, yo, don't fuck

[02:57:30] with me anymore! Yeah I'm gonna call him, I'm gonna call him!

[02:57:36] Ah chat, it's not sexist, I'm a fan of Drogba, it's not sexist, I want him as my tracker.

[02:57:44] Hi Vice.

[02:57:45] No, no, take that goddamn smile off your face!

[02:57:48] Yes, sir.

[02:57:51] You told me the last patch had pain leg!

[02:57:55] And it was NOT pain leg!

[02:58:00] Yes, sir.

[02:58:01] What I want you to do is say the overall of the player, the position of the player, and then the country.

[02:58:08] And then we're going to go player by player, and then you're going to pick.

[02:58:12] Is that it, Luster?

[02:58:12] Yep.

[02:58:13] I'm running out.

[02:58:16] Are you ready?

[02:58:20] No shits, you rock!

[02:58:25] Player number one.

[02:58:28] Talk to me.

[02:58:30] Stop making gags.

[02:58:33] What is his overall?

[02:58:34] What is his overall?

[02:58:36] His overall is 88.

[02:58:38] That doesn't mean he's a bad card.

[02:58:40] What is his position?

[02:58:42] What is his position?

[02:58:43] Shroikerman.

[02:58:44] Okay, that is back.

[02:58:46] What is his country?

[02:58:48] I think that's Mexico.

[02:59:02] What are his stats?

[02:59:04] I'll read them out for you.

[02:59:06] He's got 85 pates.

[02:59:09] He's a striker with 82 shooting!

[02:59:16] Yeah, he was like you and the fucking charity man.

[02:59:23] Shut the fuck up!

[02:59:25] Next card, are you ready?

[02:59:27] Yeah, go on.

[02:59:29] Talk to me, talk to me, what do you see?

[02:59:34] What do you see?

[02:59:36] Uh, this one's actually quite good.

[02:59:42] So.

[02:59:43] It's at the power, yeah.

[02:59:45] What's his overall?

[02:59:47] Oh no, I've never seen this before.

[02:59:53] Yeah, his overall's an 87.

[02:59:58] What's his position?

[03:00:00] He's a right middle.

[03:00:03] Right middle?

[03:00:04] That doesn't exist.

[03:00:06] It's right, man!

[03:00:10] What is his country?

[03:00:17] His country, I believe that's France.

[03:00:21] What do you mean, you believe that's France?

[03:00:24] There's one France black!

[03:00:27] Kingsley, does McDonald's have a team?

[03:00:32] Is there a McDonald's logo on the card?

[03:00:34] No, no, that's league one.

[03:00:40] There is a French league that is sponsored by McDonald's.

[03:00:47] Nobody plays for McDonald's!

[03:00:52] What are his stats?

[03:01:03] His pace is 89. It's pretty good

[03:01:09] Shooting 84 what's his driven against passing?

[03:01:18] You're looking for his PhD

[03:01:23] That would be physicality

[03:01:33] That card sucks. He sucks. All right, we have one card left to save this. Ready?

[03:01:40] I'm ready to go.

[03:01:53] We got a problem.

[03:01:56] What's the problem?

[03:01:59] You know, let's just continue. I'll handle this.

[03:02:03] So, it's 87 overall?

[03:02:08] What's his position? What's his country?

[03:02:10] Again, this guy's in right middle.

[03:02:13] It's right middle! Right midfield!

[03:02:18] His pace is at 90, so that's quick.

[03:02:22] Wait a minute. What's his overall?

[03:02:24] 87.

[03:02:25] fuck me in the fucking ass so we have an 88 and 287 one of them could be good

[03:02:33] though like okay which one should I pick I guess which one's the best

[03:02:38] with this one I do think a random number generator is best okay great time yeah so

[03:02:48] For this one, we've got to go number three.

[03:02:54] So all the way on the right side,

[03:02:55] make sure we're all the way right.

[03:02:57] I'm already there, dumbass.

[03:02:59] This guy's really good.

[03:03:01] Based on the stats, bro.

[03:03:02] You always say, bro,

[03:03:04] overall, it's not the end-all-be-all.

[03:03:08] So this guy's really good.

[03:03:10] So what we're going to do is we're going to go all the way right.

[03:03:13] Okay. We're there.

[03:03:15] All right, select.

[03:03:16] I'm on it!

[03:03:26] Hi guys, you picked the guy that looks like he's on meth?

[03:03:30] And guess what, he's a duplicate and my FPC storage is full. So guess what, have us-

[03:03:36] I can't even get him off the fucking team!

[03:03:42] What up? Just make room, right? You delete a card?

[03:03:44] NOOOOOO

[03:03:48] It's all good

[03:03:50] That pack was

[03:03:51] DUMB SHIT

[03:03:53] You're pretty sure we don't get discouraged, bro?

[03:03:55] Yeah! Now's the time!

[03:03:58] Wait, this is one of five. Hold up.

[03:04:01] Jop, this looks way better!

[03:04:03] It's like that gambling emoji.

[03:04:05] You know? You're mining for the diamonds?

[03:04:07] You can't stop.

[03:04:09] If you stop, you lose.

[03:04:11] But if you keep going, you'll eventually win.

[03:04:14] We have to keep going, bro.

[03:04:15] Put the $20 in the fucking swamps.

[03:04:18] KJ with the 50 gifted.

[03:04:20] KJ, bend me over and make sweet tender love to my ass.

[03:04:24] All night.

[03:04:26] It was 150, by the way.

[03:04:28] KJ with the 150.

[03:04:31] KJ plowing in my tiny ass.

[03:04:34] Hi, guys.

[03:04:35] This pack has one of five.

[03:04:38] Are you ready?

[03:04:39] What?

[03:04:40] One of five?

[03:04:41] Are you ready?

[03:04:46] I missed you with the 5 get-in.

[03:04:51] Alright, we got also the Gatlin fuckin' Rice.

[03:04:56] Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[03:05:01] Gatlin Rice and then Reeds.

[03:05:06] Not bad, we'll take it.

[03:05:09] Okay. Now, hi, guys, here's the main event. Are you ready?

[03:05:16] One of five. Are you ready?

[03:05:20] I'm ready to go.

[03:05:23] Casey, what are we looking for here? Is there new packs?

[03:05:27] France, Brazil, Netherlands, camp.

[03:05:32] And anything bro, anything above 90 is amazing. Anything above 90.

[03:05:37] All right, hi guys, first car ready.

[03:05:40] Let's go, let's do it.

[03:05:42] Okay, this is, this person's from Germany.

[03:05:48] That's good.

[03:05:49] 88 overall.

[03:05:52] What is his position?

[03:05:55] CM.

[03:05:57] Bastian Schreinsteiger?

[03:06:00] Yeah, actually, yeah, you got it right on the money.

[03:06:03] Okay, we already have that car though.

[03:06:05] We already have that card.

[03:06:07] Next one.

[03:06:13] This guy's from, I have to believe that's Portugal.

[03:06:18] That's good, that's good.

[03:06:20] They have a lot of legends.

[03:06:22] What is his overall?

[03:06:25] 87.

[03:06:29] Next cards.

[03:06:30] What did you say stop hold up, which which family which family which family

[03:06:49] What the fuck?

[03:06:51] That's the payback we made!

[03:06:53] Jitzy! We actually got him!

[03:06:55] Bro, we got paylay!

[03:06:57] What the fuck?

[03:07:01] It's paylay!

[03:07:05] That's the road to our dear paylay!

[03:07:13] You're just a gamer.

[03:07:15] Yeah!

[03:07:17] Not a PantyPaylay!

[03:07:21] Well he's probably a good player, but he's got 91 paces.

[03:07:23] SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[03:07:28] Court is off spanking right now.

[03:07:30] It's cousin you! Cousin you!

[03:07:33] I'm sorry.

[03:07:33] You could have said a PantyPaylay!

[03:07:37] Not Paylay!

[03:07:40] Yup. Court is off the charts right now.

[03:07:43] Next card.

[03:07:44] Oh good.

[03:07:44] Talk to me. What are we looking at? What are we looking at?

[03:07:47] Oh, so, yeah, this guy's an 87 overall. He's a, he's a CV.

[03:07:59] That's good. What country?

[03:08:02] It's got, yeah, it's got a lot of yellow. It's got some blue and it's red at the bottom.

[03:08:12] Yeah that doesn't help at all! What is the lines? What formation?

[03:08:19] So it goes yellow at the top, all the way left to right. It's got blue, a little bit of blue, not too much. Left, right, and then red, left, right.

[03:08:34] Alright, next part. I don't even know!

[03:08:39] Oh, Columbia.

[03:08:41] You're so fucking dumb!

[03:08:43] What's the fifth card I have?

[03:08:48] He's from Mexico.

[03:08:50] He's got 85 base, 82 shielding.

[03:08:54] He's an 88 overall striker.

[03:08:56] What's his overall?

[03:08:58] 88?

[03:08:59] I just told you, 88.

[03:09:01] So, Jackson, this pack, at least we got Paylay.

[03:09:05] That's what we got.

[03:09:06] It's not Paylay!

[03:09:09] So his name doesn't say Paylet.

[03:09:16] You really didn't tell me his name doesn't say Paylet.

[03:09:20] You can say I'm not speaking.

[03:09:23] I know his name says Paylet.

[03:09:25] You made me think we were getting the 95 Paylet.

[03:09:29] By the way, this guy is getting like 350 subs.

[03:09:35] Who?

[03:09:36] Who?

[03:09:37] KJ?

[03:09:38] KJ FUCK ME IN THE ASS!

[03:09:42] Okay.

[03:09:44] Let's get a WKJ and the goddamn chat goddammit.

[03:09:47] Now, with KJ's luck, we're gonna pack something insane.

[03:09:53] Let's do it.

[03:09:56] God, this blindfold sucks, man.

[03:09:58] Alright, alright, so you ready?

[03:10:00] I'm ready to go.

[03:10:02] So I'm looking for a personal-

[03:10:04] You know what we're- you know what we're- I said it five times!

[03:10:07] You're not what we're looking for!

[03:10:09] Stop dicking around!

[03:10:11] Card number one.

[03:10:14] United States, France.

[03:10:19] What is the card?

[03:10:20] What's the overall?

[03:10:22] JC, don't fuck.

[03:10:23] You opened the normal pack.

[03:10:24] We gotta get to the other pack.

[03:10:30] You are idiot.

[03:10:31] Oh, we're here now.

[03:10:32] All right, ready?

[03:10:34] Are you ready?

[03:10:35] Yeah.

[03:10:36] I like this packet. That's something insane by the way. All right. I know I focus just focus

[03:10:46] Talk to me. What do we got for a scarf?

[03:10:50] Oh

[03:10:57] That's good, that's a good start

[03:11:00] He's a striker

[03:11:03] What country it wears cleats

[03:11:05] No shit, he was great!

[03:11:10] I'm reading out the numbers.

[03:11:12] So, he's got 86 paces.

[03:11:17] He's from Italy.

[03:11:20] Is that good enough?

[03:11:22] He's got 89 shooting.

[03:11:24] He can't pass for shit.

[03:11:26] By the way, don't have to set it pass.

[03:11:30] Italy is good for like center mid, center back,

[03:11:32] not really striker.

[03:11:34] Okay, what club does it play for? What club?

[03:11:40] Um, you don't fucking know. Let me get an accent.

[03:11:45] Of course.

[03:11:48] Oof.

[03:11:50] This guy's on the same team. Listen, I'm just going to the club. So it's like a blue tree?

[03:11:58] It's got blue at the bottom, and it's got text in the middle, but I don't know what it says. It's too small.

[03:12:03] Oh, thanks, man. There's text in the middle. Anything else you want to let me know?

[03:12:10] Just trying to help you out, man. Anyways, this guy, he's an 87 overall.

[03:12:14] Yeah, fuck that. Next card. Next! Hi, guys. Stop edging me. Just save the overall first!

[03:12:24] Help me!

[03:12:25] 88 overall.

[03:12:27] What country?

[03:12:29] I believe that's Greece.

[03:12:31] Yeah.

[03:12:32] What, what, uh, what position?

[03:12:35] He plays C.A.M.

[03:12:42] Oh fuck, that's fact, sorry, that's Finland.

[03:12:47] What?!

[03:12:49] You mixed up Greece and Finland!

[03:12:52] My bad.

[03:12:55] Anyways, this guy...

[03:12:58] Oh, that's the Columbia flag. I know that one.

[03:13:01] Um, there's a pace of 86.

[03:13:05] And he's just centered back 87 overall.

[03:13:09] Next.

[03:13:10] You're packed up with these shits, by the way.

[03:13:14] Yeah, fucking mess guy. Pick this guy.

[03:13:17] Which guy?

[03:13:19] This guy. Select.

[03:13:22] I already have him, dumbass!

[03:13:26] I mean, what the fuck are these tags, bro?

[03:13:33] See, I think I've seen a bunch already.

[03:13:35] You see how I was describing?

[03:13:37] Yeah. So, I have eyes.

[03:13:39] First off, that's a geek.

[03:13:42] That is a geek, I have eyes. That's Syria.

[03:13:45] Okay.

[03:13:50] I guess Marquicio.

[03:13:52] We're going to put the 20 bucks into the slot machine again and we're going to spin it.

[03:14:16] We will get a good thunderbuck.

[03:14:23] Can you see? Are you doing it?

[03:14:24] Just add it to everybody's pathways.

[03:14:28] Yeah, sorry.

[03:14:29] I'm not getting off till I get something to say and I don't care.

[03:14:33] Now, what patch should I get chat?

[03:14:36] I don't know. These player pics are ass!

[03:14:39] Are you an addict by the way?

[03:14:41] Yes! Yes! Yes!

[03:14:43] How much money do you think you spent so far?

[03:14:46] I don't know, do we have a counter?

[03:14:49] What? You've done this for three streams?

[03:14:52] Yeah, you're at $8150.

[03:14:56] I got it, I'm the best team, bro. I don't know what to tell you.

[03:15:00] Now, this is the most expensive pack. We're going to rep two of these.

[03:15:04] I'm saying Icon SBC.

[03:15:09] I'll do it after John. I'll do an icon SPC.

[03:15:32] What is that historical on-core player pick?

[03:15:35] You'll see in a second.

[03:15:37] Tell me the overall

[03:15:42] Why why don't you react like that?

[03:16:07] Hi guys, now is there an icon player pick?

[03:16:23] Oh my god!

[03:16:27] Okay, hi guys, let me tell you about SBCs.

[03:16:30] SBCs give you the best cards in the fucking game, but there are grinds in there.

[03:16:35] Okay.

[03:16:36] One of three mixed heroes, I won an icon player pick.

[03:16:43] KJ with the 1, I can't get that!

[03:16:49] KJ, fuck me!

[03:16:54] chat but I don't see the icon player bit guys I don't see it bro I don't fucking

[03:17:00] see it

[03:17:05] chat don't see it guys I don't see it

[03:17:10] Upgrades.

[03:17:12] Hi, guys.

[03:17:14] Whoa, complete intro of the SBCs.

[03:17:17] What?

[03:17:19] Hi, guys.

[03:17:21] You really sound stainless-ness.

[03:17:23] You see.

[03:17:25] You're basically talking to a war in our room.

[03:17:28] I don't know what the SBC is.

[03:17:30] I don't know what that is.

[03:17:32] It's a squad builder challenge.

[03:17:34] I don't know what the SBC is. I don't know what that is.

[03:17:37] It's a squad builder challenge. Squad builder challenge, bro.

[03:17:42] They're literally like the greatest thing ever.

[03:17:47] Basically, you sacrifice players you already have to get insane players. Does that make sense?

[03:17:53] So yeah, so does it work out like you use your best players, you sacrifice them,

[03:17:59] and then you get like a really good card?

[03:18:00] Yes, exactly. Literally exactly. Yes.

[03:18:06] I don't have a bronze, bro.

[03:18:11] How do I filter it, bro? How do I filter it? This game makes it so confusing.

[03:18:20] I know to sort by Lois, but how do you sort by Lois?

[03:18:25] Why? Why? Why?

[03:18:29] Oh, I don't own a bronze.

[03:18:32] I don't own a silver or a bronze.

[03:18:46] Maybe a gold.

[03:18:51] Hi guys, a gold's not going to be $64.

[03:18:55] Yeah.

[03:18:56] You fucking dumb!

[03:19:02] I just want to burn it, but-

[03:19:04] K-Taylor dies again, dad!

[03:19:08] Where? Where? Where's the bronze pack?

[03:19:11] High-vives.

[03:19:12] Oh my god, there we go. Perfect.

[03:19:17] No, it's- it's a- it's a bronze pack!

[03:19:20] It's not gonna be good!

[03:19:22] This SPC is going to be the answer to all of our fucking problems you understand this

[03:19:43] This SPC is going to be the answer to all of our fucking problems.

[03:19:46] Got it?

[03:19:48] Yeah.

[03:19:49] We should be able to do this intro easily now.

[03:19:59] Boom, done.

[03:20:04] Nice!

[03:20:05] Nice!

[03:20:06] Jack, it's not you.

[03:20:08] Everybody picture the boogers.

[03:20:09] Shut the fuck up!

[03:20:11] Nasty, nasty fuck.

[03:20:15] Just turn it back a minute.

[03:20:16] I'm 24, I'm 24.

[03:20:25] When does the stream end, Jincy?

[03:20:27] Literally go fuck yourself, literally.

[03:20:37] Two center backs, you kidding me?

[03:20:41] 74 or lower, 65 or higher.

[03:20:52] Come on, it's almost FBC time!

[03:20:58] You're having this up.

[03:21:03] Can we get Paley out of this?

[03:21:07] I think so.

[03:21:09] I have to look at the bundle again.

[03:21:11] You can get insane shit out of it.

[03:21:13] I don't know about paylay now.

[03:21:15] Wait for saying death!

[03:21:17] The same death!

[03:21:23] Do you wash your hands?

[03:21:25] No.

[03:21:27] Oh!

[03:21:29] Now to my controller, man.

[03:21:35] Okay, we should be done now.

[03:21:37] We're almost done, Chad.

[03:21:39] Hi, guys, we can literally get Paley out of this.

[03:21:41] Do you understand?

[03:21:43] I know, bro.

[03:21:44] Uh-uh.

[03:21:45] Oh, so we get Paley?

[03:21:46] Our squad?

[03:21:47] Are you our squad?

[03:21:48] How about it?

[03:21:49] The fuck do you mean our squad?

[03:21:51] Uh, so hers is enough.

[03:21:53] Hers is enough.

[03:21:54] Our squad.

[03:21:55] Uh, yeah!

[03:21:56] It's not our squad!

[03:21:58] This is my squad!

[03:22:00] I'm sorry.

[03:22:01] I'm sorry.

[03:22:02] I'm sorry.

[03:22:03] I'm sorry.

[03:22:04] I'm sorry.

[03:22:05] This is my spot!

[03:22:09] You can't...

[03:22:10] Seventy thirty foot comes out.

[03:22:12] I'll take seventy percent, you take...

[03:22:14] the manuscripts.

[03:22:16] Why would you get seventy percent of the club that I spent eight hundred dollars in?

[03:22:21] High five, get it again, that makes no fucking sense, bro.

[03:22:25] It's our money, by the way.

[03:22:27] We're your bosses, we give you the money, so you can provide us content.

[03:22:31] It's our money, not yours, it's ours.

[03:22:35] So we on it.

[03:22:37] Okay.

[03:22:43] Let's go.

[03:22:52] I mean, this isn't fucking rocket science. Put the cards down and then...

[03:22:56] Shut the fuck up!

[03:23:00] No, I'm not special. It's not that easy, guys.

[03:23:05] I didn't get it between 75 and 84 what am I done for what oh all of

[03:23:35] them need to be a minimum of 75. I see, I see, I see, I see. Brother has to be a faster way

[03:23:48] to do this, Christ Almighty.

[03:23:55] Just filter.

[03:24:02] There we go.

[03:24:08] There we go.

[03:24:15] there we go there we go there we go oh my god finally finally do all right now

[03:24:29] it's time for the big papa holy fuck I have to submit at 86 rated school

[03:24:42] Chad, is there a way to do all at once?

[03:24:46] Is there a way to do all at once?

[03:24:49] Like auto-sale.

[03:24:53] Squad builder.

[03:25:07] Thank God you got to show me that.

[03:25:11] of the FBZ charge tracks, what about?

[03:25:20] Whoa, not the bench, too, motherfuckers!

[03:25:23] God, this game is so fucking sleazy, Jesus!

[03:25:26] FRIENDS!

[03:25:30] I'm thinking about a gift-taker.

[03:25:32] I heard there was an update, they don't take the bench, bro.

[03:25:35] Oh, bench doesn't count, nice, thank you.

[03:25:38] No.

[03:25:39] Thank you.

[03:25:40] You squat better.

[03:25:41] Yeah, I'm going to.

[03:25:42] Chad, I'm going to.

[03:25:43] I'm going to.

[03:25:44] I'm going to use that SPC source too.

[03:25:49] 86 squat.

[03:25:52] Wait, did I do too much?

[03:25:58] Did I overpay?

[03:26:00] But Chad, think about it.

[03:26:02] I'm not going to use any of those guys anyways.

[03:26:05] I'm not going to use that of those guys anyway, chef.

[03:26:09] You did an 80 on it, so I got 86.

[03:26:12] Wait, what?

[03:26:17] F**K!

[03:26:26] Don't worry, bro. Think about this. We're sacrificing cars to lead me to K-Late.

[03:26:31] I know, I know, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're 100% right, you're 1,000,000% right.

[03:26:49] Yo, but there's no way.

[03:26:51] Jack, the only way you can do squad builder.

[03:26:56] Oh, there we go.

[03:27:01] chat bench doesn't count right chat bench doesn't count right

[03:27:11] No.

[03:27:14] See you later, mate.

[03:27:23] Bench doesn't count.

[03:27:28] Chad, I don't care about fucking gold.

[03:27:37] I'm here for fucking R9!

[03:27:41] So who is the best card in the game, is it R9 or ZZ?

[03:27:46] R9! R9! R9! R9 or Payline? R9 or Payline?

[03:28:03] Claudia Pina?

[03:28:07] Come on, ZZ.

[03:28:11] We're almost done, we're almost done, hi guys.

[03:28:39] Where the fuck do you go for team of the week?

[03:28:41] God!

[03:28:50] Who is Pima?

[03:28:51] Can I say Pima's the best card?

[03:28:54] I don't even know.

[03:28:55] Who the fuck is that?

[03:28:58] What overall is she?

[03:29:09] I'm losing like my whole club doing this bro.

[03:29:32] Oh my god!

[03:29:47] Chad is this gonna be worth it bro? Like holy fuck.

[03:29:51] Is this actually gonna be worth it?

[03:29:53] They're saying don't they're literally saying no

[03:30:03] Highbites just don't do the wrong thing highbites when I do this I need you to do the right car

[03:30:11] All right, you see how you see how much this takes? Oh my god 89 this is it this is it

[03:30:23] We're gonna unbox the Tiga, let's go.

[03:30:33] This is it I must, this is literally it.

[03:30:47] I'm using storage!

[03:30:54] Shut the fuck up!

[03:31:13] Oh my god, we're ready. We're ready. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're ready. We're ready.

[03:31:23] Oh my god. We're ready. Yo, yo, yo. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I need to go. I need to

[03:31:33] I didn't go pee, wait, high fives, I didn't go pee.

[03:31:35] All right?

[03:31:35] I'm a go pee.

[03:31:36] Don't worry, bro.

[03:31:38] Don't worry, bro.

[03:31:42] This is it.

[03:31:43] This is Pina, or this is Pele, or this is Ronaldo.

[03:31:52] Right?

[03:31:54] It's time to do it, bro.

[03:31:57] Watch him.

[03:32:03] Oh, it's only icons, whatever that means.

[03:32:07] Oh, Pina's not in here.

[03:32:10] I get it now.

[03:32:13] I can't open it, unfortunately.

[03:32:18] But, I should be good to go.

[03:32:26] Please, bro, I pray for bad cards, I pray.

[03:32:30] I don't know how many of you know this from, but 87, 87.

[03:32:34] What is the last?

[03:32:35] 88, 88, 88.

[03:32:38] 88, 88, 88.

[03:32:41] We need some 88.

[03:32:42] All right, I'm back.

[03:32:43] Let's go.

[03:32:44] Let's do this.

[03:32:45] High fives.

[03:32:46] Are you ready, bro?

[03:32:48] Positive vibes, dude.

[03:32:49] Absolutely, bro.

[03:32:50] I've been positive since we got here.

[03:32:52] Let's go.

[03:32:53] All right.

[03:32:54] So the worst case scenario would be like an 88.

[03:32:59] All right, are you ready?

[03:33:00] Yeah, no worries.

[03:33:01] We're not going to get an 88 by the way.

[03:33:04] All right, how about it?

[03:33:07] Card number one, are you ready?

[03:33:08] Let's just break real quick.

[03:33:10] Take a look at this.

[03:33:12] Yeah, but we just did a whole ass SPC progress today.

[03:33:18] All right, you ready?

[03:33:20] All right, you ready?

[03:33:22] Yeah, I'm ready.

[03:33:24] Are you ready to have us?

[03:33:34] Okay.

[03:33:40] First card.

[03:33:41] Talk to me.

[03:33:42] Oh, God damn it.

[03:33:47] England, pay 74, sentimental 88.

[03:33:58] Okay.

[03:33:59] No worries.

[03:34:00] Two more.

[03:34:01] Let's calm down.

[03:34:04] Are you ready?

[03:34:05] I'm a scam company.

[03:34:06] Okay, go on.

[03:34:08] All right.

[03:34:09] First thing I want you to tell me.

[03:34:11] Okay, oh my God, oh my God, that's really good.

[03:34:19] Hold that 20 goes, oh my God, tap.

[03:34:24] Brazil.

[03:34:26] Brazil, you said Brazil, you said Brazil.

[03:34:28] Brazil.

[03:34:30] Overall.

[03:34:31] Let's win.

[03:34:33] We what?

[03:34:35] Jorginho, Jorginho.

[03:34:37] Uh, we, we've all, we've all been, we've all.

[03:34:44] We've all done wait, what a roll, what a roll, what a roll.

[03:34:49] Yeah, bro.

[03:34:50] 91.

[03:34:51] That's really good.

[03:34:53] Listen, listen to me.

[03:34:55] We have one car left, but that card is going to be better than this card.

[03:35:01] So I don't need to be happy about this car.

[03:35:03] Okay.

[03:35:04] to me all right I'm about to rip it all right what is it what is it what is it

[03:35:19] oh my god say you swear to God say you swear to God wait what do you mean on

[03:35:29] my soul. What country? Wait, Namanya village or no nice Serbia? Wait, 92 Russia, what position?

[03:35:45] He's GK.

[03:35:53] Is he wearing a hat or a helmet?

[03:35:56] Yes.

[03:35:57] Are you sure it's Russia and not Czech Republic?

[03:36:05] Is his name Czech?

[03:36:06] Check.

[03:36:08] Let me look at the, let me look.

[03:36:10] No, bro, I promise you it's wrong, check.

[03:36:12] Listen, bro, I'm done, but I do my countries, okay?

[03:36:16] So this is it, bro.

[03:36:20] So let's just give her a ball though, let's give her a ball.

[03:36:22] All right, which one was he?

[03:36:23] Which one?

[03:36:24] Wait, what?

[03:36:25] Wait, what?

[03:36:26] Are you sure you want to move on over this time?

[03:36:29] Well, yeah, but okay, I know his overall side,

[03:36:32] but he's a goalie, like what is his name?

[03:36:36] Um, yeah, shit.

[03:36:39] Okay.

[03:36:40] That's the guy that has like the hat thing.

[03:36:41] He's wearing like a helmet thing.

[03:36:43] Okay.

[03:36:45] We got to get Rivaldo.

[03:36:46] Dude.

[03:36:47] All right.

[03:36:49] Which one was Rivaldo?

[03:36:51] Yeah.

[03:36:51] So I select.

[03:36:52] So it's all in my hands.

[03:36:55] What do y'all want?

[03:36:59] Give me one.

[03:37:00] What do you mean your hands?

[03:37:01] Just click revolve.

[03:37:02] Which one was it?

[03:37:02] Was he one or two?

[03:37:04] Just click Rivaldo.

[03:37:05] How about us?

[03:37:05] I'm not getting the goalkeeper.

[03:37:07] It's not even nobody's fucking hands, but mine, bro.

[03:37:10] Which one is Ravada?

[03:37:12] You gotta go left.

[03:37:14] OK.

[03:37:15] Oh, shit.

[03:37:16] You went left a few times.

[03:37:17] Just go right once.

[03:37:19] OK.

[03:37:19] Now you're in the middle.

[03:37:20] All right, good shit.

[03:37:21] This is Ravada?

[03:37:23] Yeah.

[03:37:26] So yeah, select.

[03:37:29] Die!

[03:37:31] Let's go!

[03:37:35] That's not bravo bro!

[03:37:42] They're not scoring any goals on us.

[03:37:47] They're not scoring any goals.

[03:37:51] I promise you bro.

[03:37:55] Chad agrees bro, that was the best choice for the club.

[03:37:59] You have your own interests.

[03:38:00] I despise you!

[03:38:04] I'm not doing no more FBCs. Fuck that bullshit! Get ass! Not with that idiot!

[03:38:12] 17,000 deeper points left.

[03:38:20] 17,000 deeper points left. Let's lock in.

[03:38:24] I'm gonna rip the rest of these deeper points and then we'll play a tournament.

[03:38:34] historical hero player pic

[03:38:59] 96 pence

[03:39:04] Here we go.

[03:39:15] Wait, not bad. Not bad.

[03:39:22] Bara.

[03:39:25] Bara.

[03:39:34] 93 shot.

[03:39:39] Who should I get chat?

[03:39:41] Who should I get?

[03:39:45] Chat golden nut.

[03:39:47] Should I get Captain B?

[03:39:49] I got to do more of those fucking SBCs I just take forever dude.

[03:40:11] Can I just get a good pack?

[03:40:13] Alright bro this pack is $30.

[03:40:15] Come on! This bag is 30 bucks!

[03:40:17] ...

[03:40:22] ...

[03:40:27] ...

[03:40:32] ...

[03:40:37] ...

[03:40:42] ...

[03:40:43] ...

[03:40:46] I got the best player in the world best player in the world, bro. Let me shut up like a team of the year, right?

[03:40:54] Chattis, let me have a team of the year

[03:41:01] This let me down to the year

[03:41:16] That is not bad!

[03:41:23] Okay, that's the best thing we've got in all day.

[03:41:32] That's the best thing we've got in all day.

[03:41:36] Dead ass!

[03:41:37] He only goes for 7k?

[03:41:40] Is the market just shot?

[03:41:46] Bro, there's not even expensive packs besides this.

[03:42:01] Living don't scare!

[03:42:10] Cold Palma.

[03:42:20] Wait, that's the entire pack?

[03:42:23] That's the whole pack?

[03:42:25] That's the whole pack?

[03:42:26] Chappan, I can't sell Legashin.

[03:42:29] I have to use him.

[03:42:31] What do you mean, Oscar Bob?

[03:42:34] Who is Oscar Bob?

[03:42:36] The

[03:43:02] I have enough with two more packs.

[03:43:14] Two more packs.

[03:43:18] No!

[03:43:19] No!

[03:43:20] No!

[03:43:21] MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOO 48k what?

[03:43:40] the market is shot dude oh my god

[03:43:52] let's do two of these two of these two of these

[03:43:57] I'm just getting FBC father. I'm just getting FBC father. I'm literally just getting FBC

[03:44:16] Rockety-Vod. Rockety-Termin in 13 minutes.

[03:44:46] Freddy's Pax is at!

[03:44:55] I'm not doing another SBC!

[03:44:58] Fuck off!

[03:45:08] One more? One more?

[03:45:11] We're over this arachnid tournament in 12 minutes, y'all.

[03:45:16] Do I have time?

[03:45:37] Do I have time?

[03:45:41] Bro, I don't understand this shitty fucking dog shit fucking game.

[03:45:45] I'm- I'm doing storage!

[03:45:46] Did I filter it bro?

[03:46:11] One more NPC, fun!

[03:46:15] One more!

[03:46:19] Ignore positions, bro. I know all that. I just don't know how to navigate all this.

[03:46:37] I'm clicking and what?

[03:46:39] What what what what is happening?

[03:46:48] I'm doing one more bro. I don't have enough time though. I

[03:46:54] Just like and put in a card of course, I had a very ancient

[03:47:04] There

[03:47:09] I know to ignore positions.

[03:47:11] I already know!

[03:47:23] Then do it. I don't know how to do it.

[03:47:25] They might change shit.

[03:47:36] Bailarroki.

[03:47:39] way faster and I need a team of the week God people y'all are so greasy oh my god

[03:47:51] Come on!

[03:47:52] At your position, okay, it's in the filters, right?

[03:48:10] I don't want to open the pack, it's gonna be shit anyways!

[03:48:15] Yeah, like that, thanks man, it's like more of a hassle to open it.

[03:48:20] I'm not gonna use the silver god damn. I hate this game

[03:48:31] There we did a chat

[03:48:34] Oh, it's even a peak!

[03:48:36] Ahahahhahahah!

[03:48:45] Bro, am I going to miss the tournament?

[03:48:46] I'm not going to miss the tournament, bro.

[03:48:48] No, no, I've got time. I've got time, I've got time, I've got time.

[03:48:52] This better be worth it. I swear to God, this better be worth it!

[03:48:58] I'm not going to miss the tournament.

[03:49:04] Bailar Roky.

[03:49:16] Eight minutes yet, that's time, that's time, that's time, that's time.

[03:49:22] Ask me for one more team at a week, I'm gonna shut my fucking xbox out!

[03:49:26] Watch, I'm not gonna have a team at a week this time, I'm gonna be out.

[03:50:04] Are we dead or not?

[03:50:11] I'm done, right?

[03:50:12] I'm done.

[03:50:13] One more?

[03:50:16] I gotta filter it.

[03:50:17] Channel me, filter it.

[03:50:24] One more, one more, one more.

[03:50:25] one more. Please God, please God. I'm going to have to use some of my special cards

[03:50:44] that

[03:51:14] I'm not 60 IQ shut the hell up

[03:51:27] Come on, this is it and we can get the FPC, please

[03:51:38] Please be good

[03:51:44] All right, Chet, should I call Hi-Vice?

[03:52:03] Should I call Hi-Vice?

[03:52:05] Yes?

[03:52:06] Okay.

[03:52:07] No time now, we got time.

[03:52:11] No time, no we got time. We got time.

[03:52:19] Hi guys, this is our last SPC. Are you ready?

[03:52:24] Remember, this could be insane, alright? I just wasted like 80 players on this.

[03:52:31] Bro, the last one we got a goalkeeper, it's not gonna concede a goal. So let's go.

[03:52:36] Boom! First goal!

[03:52:37] What's the overall? What's the country?

[03:52:42] Oh, that's pretty good. 92 overall is from Italy.

[03:52:51] What was that?

[03:52:53] He sent her back.

[03:52:56] What's he doing?

[03:52:58] That's him, bro. That's him. 85 pace.

[03:53:02] Oh my God! That's insane!

[03:53:06] No it doesn't even matter, it doesn't even matter.

[03:53:11] What?

[03:53:14] I'm just like the best center back in the game!

[03:53:17] Oh my god!

[03:53:19] Are you all right guys?

[03:53:21] Yes!

[03:53:22] Yes!

[03:53:23] Yes!

[03:53:24] Yes!

[03:53:25] What is this?

[03:53:27] Yes!

[03:53:28] We did it!

[03:53:30] Let's go!

[03:53:34] Oh my god! Five eyes! I'm gonna suck your dick!

[03:53:39] I'm gonna suck your cock!

[03:53:44] MOLFINI!

[03:53:48] Wow. Where's she at?

[03:53:52] Oh my god. My club is so good. My club is so good, I buzz.

[03:53:57] Our club. Our club.

[03:54:01] Hi, Buzz. I wanna suck your penis, bro.

[03:54:04] legitimately yes yes you you you look good bro maldini is like the best header back in the game

[03:54:11] bro that's like the back to back we got 92 goalkeeper we got a 92 center back bro that's

[03:54:19] like the best year we could have got all the advice i gotta go win a rock and lake tournament

[03:54:27] we got maldini

[03:54:28] 2 minutes until the Rock and League tournament chat lock in 2 minutes to the Rock and League

[03:54:37] tournament chat lock in 2 minutes until the Rock and League tournament everybody lock

[03:54:41] in I'm going to do so though I'm going to solo I'm going to solo 2 minutes to the Rock

[03:54:58] everybody lock in bro two minutes music bro if we do music we got to end on

[03:55:06] YouTube that is insane that is literally fucking insane wow check that

[03:55:15] it's insane bro oh my god

[03:55:21] Can we get the music we got to end on YouTube bro?

[03:55:27] We actually got multiple of you guys, that is insane.

[03:55:30] Guys, I'm going in sorrow, I'm going in sorrow.

[03:55:37] Listen good, I don't have nobody but what I might feel, all the sounds of sanity.

[03:55:48] I'm not playing with Emiliano, I would rather die!

[03:55:51] Chat should be end on YouTube and get music or what?

[03:55:54] What do y'all think, bro?

[03:55:55] Run a poll, run a poll, run a poll on Twitch, end on YouTube and get music?

[03:55:59] Yes or no?

[03:56:00] What do y'all think?

[03:56:18] Thank you.

[03:56:48] Jack, we just packed Maldini in FIFA! We just packed Maldini! Better no, I'm not doing

[03:57:02] TTS! No!

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[04:06:48] I regret for the rest of time

[04:06:51] Let your lips and lips and your fingertips

[04:06:55] Slippin' against the city streets

[04:06:57] See you're never gonna get you

[04:06:58] Sleepin' in the wrong room

[04:07:00] Get high on the west side of the highway

[04:07:10] Did you ever make it back to five in the day

[04:07:13] The day you told me to quit drinking

[04:07:16] Making me thinkin' that I was gonna die before 30 and mom was so worried about all those kids in that house

[04:07:23] Territation things that my father from there were around me when we were young men

[04:07:33] So when we were all so young and busy

[04:07:38] You ain't gonna pass the exit in

[04:07:42] With your swimming towel, stay away

[04:07:44] I can't compete in these tournaments man, no matter how hard I try I cannot fucking win.

[04:07:52] Fuck!

[04:07:53] This is forfeit man, please.

[04:08:02] of

[04:08:22] You have time there's one

[04:08:51] ONE SECOND, DIP DIP!

[04:08:57] Bro, I might miss the second chance. I might miss the second chance, tournament.

[04:09:01] Hang the tires up, bro? No, I'm not gonna hang the tires up!

[04:09:06] Wait, gold. But y'all said I was flat, tournament rank.

[04:09:08] Uh, that's what I'm gonna do.

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[04:18:15] Want to touch

[04:18:21] I was here in the chat!

[04:18:41] I gotta hit that!

[04:18:42] I gotta hit that fuck!

[04:18:43] God damn it!

[04:19:13] What a save boss.

[04:19:19] Nice boss!

[04:19:21] Stay out of it man.

[04:19:24] I go, I go, I go, I go!

[04:19:28] Rebound, rebound.

[04:19:31] Come on, hey.

[04:19:37] Karma, karma, karma.

[04:19:40] We're in the first round?

[04:19:42] No pointed over overexcited my penis right now. Let's keep it soft. Let's stay locked

[04:19:54] You know the rules have the harder your Johnson the worse your decisions guys come on

[04:20:12] Tricky territory tricky

[04:20:42] What the fuck did?

[04:20:56] Fuck, I didn't know I was maximum speed!

[04:21:13] BALLS! WHAT IS THAT?!

[04:21:20] THAT WAS LIKE A PASS!

[04:21:42] That's all of me. No, bro. Fuck! That's all of me, because that was a pass. That's

[04:22:01] all of me. That's all of me. Yeah, yeah, yeah! W pass, free pass! Who's signer you

[04:22:37] I bumped him. I know. I know I bumped him. We got time! We have time! It's not over until

[04:22:56] Oh, no.

[04:22:57] I got hit in that shot better.

[04:23:03] Get in the net, please.

[04:23:12] All right, man.

[04:23:16] It's not over.

[04:23:18] It's not over!

[04:23:21] all right it's not over it's not over what a shot what a shot guys

[04:23:39] got 10 seconds

[04:23:51] Thanks for watching!

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[04:27:51] See, baby, this is perfection.

[04:27:53] Hey, guys, I can see your body moving.

[04:27:56] And it's driving me crazy.

[04:27:58] And I did not desire this idea.

[04:28:01] Until I saw you dancing.

[04:28:03] And when you woke up on the dance floor,

[04:28:04] I knew you'd run the floor.

[04:28:06] The way you move your body is just moving.

[04:28:08] Everything's so unexpected, boy, you might just let it in.

[04:28:11] So you think you want to get in there.

[04:28:12] I never knew that you could dance like this.

[04:28:14] She would come out and run the seats like this.

[04:28:17] Come on, say, y'all, go.

[04:28:18] See?

[04:28:19] See?

[04:28:19] Because you can't rush it.

[04:28:21] I mean, we can't get to God, can't we?

[04:28:23] Yeah!

[04:28:24] Like, look at this, look at this, look at this.

[04:28:26] Look at this, look at this.

[04:28:28] Bara!

[04:28:29] Drops in on that.

[04:28:31] It's actually disgusting.

[04:28:32] Slips you to make me fucking disgusting, dude.

[04:28:48] I don't even know what she said, she's fallen.

[04:28:52] She's fallen.

[04:28:53] And she got it done.

[04:28:54] Like, do we still fall?

[04:28:55] Does she go for fun?

[04:28:56] Do we still fall?

[04:28:57] Does she go for fun?

[04:28:58] Do we still fall?

[04:28:59] Do we still fall?

[04:29:00] Do we still fall?

[04:29:01] Do we still fall?

[04:29:02] Do we still fall?

[04:29:03] She's like a girl.

[04:29:04] No, they felt the crossbar challenge, little dumbass.

[04:29:05] Come on, do you know what she said?

[04:29:07] But this is what I hear in my head.

[04:29:09] He loves me, he loves me, he loves my friends.

[04:29:14] I don't look to the fools and men

[04:29:17] No, look at me

[04:29:19] Look at me

[04:29:21] No, say no

[04:29:23] No, say no

[04:29:25] No, say no

[04:29:27] No, say no

[04:29:29] No, say no

[04:29:31] No, say no

[04:29:33] No, say no

[04:29:35] No, say no

[04:29:37] I can't really do what I'm making a day

[04:29:39] What I'm making a life

[04:29:41] It's gonna be a day

[04:29:43] I can't win them out of what I do.

[04:30:12] I can't win no matter what I do.

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[04:40:42] What do you do what do you do

[04:40:57] I'm gonna end solo dude, I'm about to be in gold.

[04:41:07] You haven't scored it 38!

[04:41:13] Fuck!

[04:41:15] No, I'm going in solo.

[04:41:25] No!

[04:41:26] I'm done!

[04:41:27] Ryan and Paul, you guys are poison to my team!

[04:41:36] he might pop a littleCarapemacil

[04:41:43] pop anything, pop anything

[04:41:46] find out

[04:41:48] get it find out

[04:41:57] why?

[04:41:58] fuck this shit

[04:42:01] how are you so fucking bad

[04:42:04] How are you so fucking bad that you won't-

[04:42:34] you

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[04:48:34] I just put her up in her motha fucker, God, me bobo in his motha fucker, and I so force

[04:48:55] I know she won't reform you

[04:49:25] Don't take it, take it, shit, bleep, bow, bop, bow,

[04:49:28] Mr. Monarch on me, pushing, they got trolling out,

[04:49:31] and the license holds to me, but this bitch up on him,

[04:49:33] brace like, bushy ass, he think that he gone for it,

[04:49:36] yeah, I been chillin' out, niggas, I been in my spade,

[04:49:39] I been showing my spades, nigga, dad, nigga, dad,

[04:49:42] all boxing, middle jays, I had shit, punk his ass,

[04:49:45] she had tummy, they got punishments,

[04:49:47] people go to range, he got niggas while I was down,

[04:49:50] now I'm up, and that's his 80, we might catch him

[04:49:52] in a lobby, roll up, pop out with a man,

[04:49:54] Oops!

[04:49:55] Ah!

[04:50:09] Sometimes you look the same

[04:50:14] Just like you did before the accident

[04:50:18] When you're standing in the space, it's hard to find if you don't remember all of your

[04:50:33] I know you don't remember calling me, but I told you even then, you were so pretty.

[04:50:55] And the heart has been all flat

[04:50:59] And the memories that you were scared of

[04:51:05] And so was I

[04:51:11] And I stand still in my pain

[04:51:15] And I get a little joy

[04:51:25] you

[04:51:55] you

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[04:54:25] I'll share this love I've got with every one, we'll sing and dance to more than nature's song, this world keeps spinning, there's no time to wait, but it all keeps spinning, it's been around and around and on the side of time, who's still there?

[04:54:55] I could have won if I tried.

[04:55:05] I never think we'd fall out of line, out of line.

[04:55:15] I'd fall anywhere with you, I'm by your side.

[04:55:19] Swinging in the rain, humming bad bloodings

[04:55:24] We're not going anywhere until we freeze

[04:55:34] I'm not afraid anymore, I'm not afraid

[04:55:43] Forever is a long time

[04:55:52] But I, what am I spending it by your side?

[04:56:02] I

[04:56:32] I was stuck in a homie, she said we should be together

[04:56:35] Can't be friends with someone, said that I never had her

[04:56:38] If she ever called my boy, we know I got her dead

[04:56:41] But I like that girl so much, I wish I'd never met her

[04:56:44] I was stuck in this town

[04:56:51] I was just into this song

[04:56:53] I go like

[04:56:55] I know it hurts sometimes

[04:56:58] But you'll get over it

[04:57:00] You'll find another life to live

[04:57:03] I swear that you'll get over it

[04:57:06] I know you're sad and tired

[04:57:09] You'll find another life to live

[04:57:30] you

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[05:01:00] You can go in there, who can get holdin'

[05:01:02] You done me a 40 every one

[05:01:08] Jack, 20 seconds guys, let's go

[05:01:20] Let's go, no more fuckin' rounds

[05:01:22] No more fucking around.

[05:01:41] First ever tournament win right here right now.

[05:01:44] Shot boy.

[05:01:45] Get it about.

[05:01:46] We don't have a rebound. I need some time for the rebound next time.

[05:01:52] Too much block in this place.

[05:01:58] I had a better shot.

[05:02:11] That week's out of here. Please thank you.

[05:02:16] I'm not losing ever again.

[05:02:29] Two teammates missed the ball. Somehow I'm miraculously about to make some God.

[05:02:32] I don't even know how that's possible.

[05:02:35] Two human beats.

[05:02:38] Nevermind, let's win this fucking tournament!

[05:02:41] Let's go!

[05:02:45] Sargon, Sargon, Sargon, Sargon.

[05:02:47] Bald.

[05:02:49] That was for you, Junko baby.

[05:02:52] Let's win, bro.

[05:02:53] Let's win.

[05:02:57] My teammates is Roblox, is the goat, and David.

[05:03:02] Drop.

[05:03:07] Yeah, we're here.

[05:03:08] Ah, yes!

[05:03:10] If I win this tournament, 1,000 gifts is outside of chat.

[05:03:12] Lock!

[05:03:14] Come on!

[05:03:14] all right we already made it to the next round as long as you don't go to sleep

[05:03:26] where did your hair go? is that somebody on the other team?

[05:03:29] bro shut up where do you think my hair went dude? it got cut

[05:03:40] Should be asking where to just go ago.

[05:03:47] Baked you.

[05:03:49] Alright, Roblox is actually good.

[05:03:52] Roblox is actually good!

[05:03:54] Roblox, you're actually locked.

[05:03:56] That's all I needed is one good teammate!

[05:03:58] This is what I've needed for MONTHS!

[05:04:02] One good teammate at a moment, it's our number y'all.

[05:04:10] He's average in 40!

[05:04:33] Oh, but I should have break the rebound.

[05:04:38] Yeah, it's over.

[05:04:41] Re-jumped in here.

[05:04:44] Yes.

[05:04:45] David, do you plan on doing anything, David?

[05:04:51] My bad.

[05:04:52] David, I want to apologize to you.

[05:04:55] Uh, my team's actually good.

[05:04:57] Wait a goddamn minute!

[05:04:59] I actually got a good teammate. I actually got a good teammate. I have a good

[05:05:08] team. It's over.

[05:05:14] Great touch from the kid. Great touch from the boy.

[05:05:20] Final Fantasy.

[05:05:22] Chat this could be...

[05:05:24] I mean it's our last scamp for the night.

[05:05:26] This could be a...

[05:05:28] You never know.

[05:05:30] Fake them.

[05:05:32] It was a fake chat.

[05:05:38] DERU RUMA!

[05:05:40] I'm not a fake chat.

[05:05:42] I'm not a fake chat.

[05:05:44] I'm not a fake chat.

[05:05:46] I'm not a fake chat.

[05:05:48] I swear to god bro, the best stage always turn into top end.

[05:05:55] Wait, I didn't even have to save it.

[05:06:00] Sorry.

[05:06:01] I didn't know though, Chadd was panicking.

[05:06:03] I didn't know.

[05:06:04] I didn't know to be fair.

[05:06:05] I didn't know.

[05:06:06] bounce

[05:06:21] bounce

[05:06:28] oh, bruh, bruh, bruh

[05:06:31] look dude, the other thing I care about

[05:06:34] He's like, finally have a team that's good enough to win.

[05:06:37] I can just tell him.

[05:06:38] I can tell, look, these guys are trouble commision,

[05:06:40] these guys are PDAs.

[05:06:47] All right, Roblox, you're a god!

[05:06:51] Chat, Roblox has a hat trick, man.

[05:06:55] This is what I needed!

[05:07:02] Emiliano wants to play.

[05:07:03] tell Emiliano I said when the hell freezes over. Emiliano is the only reason I don't

[05:07:09] have a tournament win, by the way. I got second in that goddamn tournament because I had one.

[05:07:19] What a touch, man.

[05:07:22] Smash. All I'm going to say is, bro, you might want to lock into this tournament.

[05:07:30] Chap, when have I ever won 6 to 1 in a tournament 4? Ever!

[05:07:34] When does that ever happen?

[05:07:37] Guys, tonight could be the night.

[05:07:38] Tonight will be the night, I'll fall for you.

[05:08:00] It's 7 to 1, guys.

[05:08:10] Not only are we gonna make it past the first round, but we're probably gonna be first place

[05:08:14] in goals.

[05:08:15] I got a few legs.

[05:08:26] Y'all got Brazil.

[05:08:27] Yeah, I'm actually got Brazil. I just know that's that but it's happening to the chat y'all just got Brazil

[05:08:41] Yeah, I'm a listen

[05:08:51] Over the middle

[05:08:54] That would have been a hot trick for me. Wow rule one rule one

[05:08:57] Okay, we are dead right Roblox is a piece.

[05:09:05] Oh my god.

[05:09:10] Uh chat type one of the chat and junk go is a nut cell.

[05:09:20] What?

[05:09:21] Dude, I think we're going to be first place in gold chat not trolling.

[05:09:26] I think we're going to be first place at Ghost Chat, I'm not even kidding.

[05:09:35] We already advanced to the next round, it doesn't register our goals yet, okay we'll be tied

[05:09:44] in goals.

[05:09:45] Alright I'm going to go tinkle, guys this has potential, it's all I'm going to say

[05:09:50] I think we won 8-1, this has potential there.

[05:11:20] All right guys

[05:11:23] All I'm saying is bro

[05:11:25] This is the best we've looked tournament wise. I think ever

[05:11:30] First game of the tournament was eight to one. We're now in the top 16

[05:11:35] First game of the tournament was eight to one

[05:11:44] Why are y'all saying GG what do you mean GG smurf who's a smurf?

[05:11:50] What do you mean GG Smurf?

[05:11:54] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...

[05:11:57] What, what, what?...

[05:11:59] Who's the Smurf?

[05:12:00] Bro, we have Roblox.

[05:12:01] Roblox is a monster.

[05:12:04] FF.

[05:12:05] What?

[05:12:06] What do you mean 4-5?

[05:12:08] Who is Smurfing?

[05:12:10] What the fuck is smurfing?

[05:12:22] DXM is champ?

[05:12:25] High-vives, is this statistically true?

[05:12:27] Bro.

[05:12:28] Is this guy champ?

[05:12:40] game sir

[05:12:51] y'all are in my head I'm playing Batman bro stop saying it's worth everybody's

[05:12:54] worth it we have Roblox bro we're gonna win my boy

[05:13:00] that's my boy bro that's my boy bro box that's my bro they just own gold on accident look

[05:13:10] it was gonna miss look that it was gonna miss what an idiot good start good start win this

[05:13:20] That's where the top is.

[05:13:35] I had a dream that we could make it with this rag.

[05:13:40] Sorry about that bomb, I don't know about that.

[05:13:42] That's not bad.

[05:13:43] I love my team, my team is so talented.

[05:13:45] I think I think I definitely meant to do that see I definitely meant to do that

[05:13:57] This is my pizza bastard, let's see if he's not being sacked.

[05:14:01] Chad, I love our team!

[05:14:03] This could be the night!

[05:14:05] Tonight will be the night!

[05:14:07] Oh my god, we're shot.

[05:14:09] I won't stop yet.

[05:14:14] I faked him, see Chad?

[05:14:16] Over the middle.

[05:14:17] Roblox, find me.

[05:14:19] Find me, Roblox.

[05:14:22] Brody's guys on the other team are really on coordinate, they keep up.

[05:14:27] They keep bumping each other. They're really like 48 you can tell I

[05:14:32] Can score that I'm scoring us

[05:14:37] Over the middle right back to me

[05:14:40] Where did that lead to you right back to me

[05:14:49] Bro if I would have double jumped and not flipped I want to say that he makes that it's on me 100%

[05:14:54] Brother, if I would double jump, I'm not gonna say that.

[05:14:58] Bro, the only way to defend that little pop-up is a double jump.

[05:15:04] Attack on Titan, okay? I already did one earlier, I already did one in here.

[05:15:14] Faked him.

[05:15:15] Bro, even if you miss the aerial, people still think you're gonna hit it.

[05:15:18] Like, to be honest.

[05:15:20] I think aerialing is like so overpowered.

[05:15:24] You're really good at faking?

[05:15:40] Is that just another way of saying I'm ass bro?

[05:15:43] The office.

[05:15:45] That's off.

[05:15:46] Yes, yes.

[05:15:47] Yes, yes, Barra. Come on, next goal is probably going to win this solo scoring game, not anything

[05:15:59] like the last game. Drop on my dick, drop on my dick.

[05:16:03] teammate, what the fuck was that? Like I know I'm out of position but this only

[05:16:10] happens because my teammate missed the ball. Like I already took blame for the first

[05:16:13] school but I'm not taking my prediction. What I'm going to start doing chat is that when

[05:16:23] I'm net I'm just going to sit on the back line. It's over man. Like I don't care if

[05:16:40] Somebody misses the ball. I don't care if somebody misses the ball in an aerial, if somebody missed the ball in an aerial, if somebody missed the ball in a double jump.

[05:16:46] Bro, if the ball is one inch off the ground, how are we missing?

[05:16:50] We have time to come back.

[05:17:10] It will pass to you, alright, score.

[05:17:39] in their net hold up hold up we're not out yet we're not out yet not yet one

[05:17:45] minute one minute one minute one fucking nitpicking voice chat one minute

[05:17:52] boys. Three jumps. Roblox. No, everybody missed, box. When you score like now.

[05:18:22] Perfect, down low. Perfect, he missed the ball. What are they doing? No, they got a

[05:19:04] One more, one more.

[05:19:09] I almost fell but I got that now.

[05:19:14] We got time. One more chance.

[05:19:16] Keep it up, keep it up.

[05:19:30] I'm dying of this shit!

[05:19:34] It's so hard.

[05:19:36] It's so hard.

[05:19:38] Oh my god.

[05:19:40] Alright chat.

[05:19:42] There is no second chance guys.

[05:19:44] We're fucking cocked.

[05:19:46] Alright chat.

[05:19:48] Here's what I'm going to try to do.

[05:19:50] Tomorrow is the last day

[05:19:52] of the R-60s.

[05:19:54] Tomorrow is the last day

[05:19:56] of the R-60s.

[05:19:58] Tomorrow is the last day

[05:20:00] of the R-60s.

[05:20:02] of the R-60. So I might go live a little bit early and we just don't get off until we

[05:20:09] hit champ, y'all. We don't get off until we hit champ. Chat, get another W stream, guys.

[05:20:15] Guys, I'm gonna try to go live like 3pm every day. Yeah, another W stream. Chat it all

[05:20:21] to y'all, bro. All right. I'm gonna see y'all tomorrow. Chat, miss it out, bro.

[05:20:26] Couple of updates. Tuesday is the new season. I'm gonna go live literally right when

[05:20:32] the servers are up like 10 a.m. 11 a.m. It's gonna be cinema at around 4 p.m. EST

[05:20:38] we're getting together the OG fucking stack is gonna be me stomping Richie

[05:20:43] Mingo raid bullies it's gonna be peak Friday we were gonna 1v1 KSI on FIFA

[05:20:49] we're moving that to Sunday so Sunday is gonna be cinema Sunday at 3 p.m.

[05:20:54] we're 1v1 in KSI and FIFA after that then we're doing the 3v3 streamer on

[05:21:00] only our six tournament chat I'll see y'all boys tomorrow we have to champion

[05:21:06] there's no other option all right I'll see y'all boys tomorrow