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[428/730] 🟨 Clips -> 1v1 vs EVERY Rank w/ Solid Snake -> Winning RL Tourney 🟨

03-04-2026 Β· 5h 07m

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[00:12:00] Yeah, you claim you ate you hate it like you like it all
[00:12:15] So good
[00:12:17] Now the dollar drops to hold my balls. All I ever do is let my juice set.
[00:12:21] Hot gone, but the juice back. Get your popcorn, juice snacks.
[00:12:25] It's a movie nigga with a new cast, get the news.
[00:12:28] Zane, nigga, but it's your waterfix. So, nigga, the bottle though.
[00:12:30] M2, nigga, the bottle though. Cain, nigga, the bottle though.
[00:12:32] And, nigga, the bottle.
[00:12:33] Flash with the tube back. This is boom back.
[00:12:35] It's been too rad. Look at all the niggas got up.
[00:12:38] Somebody joined the jam. Someone joined the jam.
[00:12:41] I didn't drink anything.
[00:12:43] Someone joined the j-
[00:12:45] bro someone is in the jam how do y'all always get in the qr code was on the
[00:12:51] like we like we like we like we like we yeah like we how do y'all get in the
[00:12:58] jam I don't understand how do you get in it was on the screen this is Pete
[00:13:04] let this one play it was on a screen for 0.01 seconds how are you in the
[00:13:10] the jam. I don't understand. Okay, so whoever joined the jam is definitely a con
[00:13:18] you enjoy her. Thank you so much for making my life better. Keep grinding copo.
[00:13:22] Thank you for the chill one. Love you. Appreciate it. Kind of words. Creamy
[00:13:24] they're gonna prime. Chris is like a mature one. Why is your name? Okay. We got
[00:13:30] a twitch prime stuff from creamy fart box and his caption was make my user
[00:13:35] name come true. Yo creamy fart box. What I need you to do bro is I need
[00:13:39] you to get banned from the street. Four month suburb creamy this is your last
[00:13:45] month in the street creamy fart box switch prime some make my username come
[00:13:49] true you literally your row what Joe well think of her to prime sit out think
[00:13:55] of the prime row to think of it it's your one FX take it back ninja take it
[00:13:59] time we don't take a picture well jinxies spit jinxies spit roast with the
[00:14:07] gifted I don't know what that means I don't know what that means chat for
[00:14:13] clip on a day chat for the clip guys at a clip set a clip set a clip set a
[00:14:18] clip
[00:14:20] Glocko lucky loaded Jack seven some fucking clips let's get it let's go
[00:14:27] Without further ado, first come of the day covered in from Chrisnx.
[00:14:31] Chrisnx, let's check it out, bro.
[00:14:32] You like this sloppy bullshit.
[00:14:37] My God!
[00:14:38] How is, oh my God!
[00:14:43] Chrisnx, yo, Chrisnx, what I need for you to do, bro, is get your life together.
[00:14:51] Legitimately, Chrisnx, what I need for you to do is get your life together, bro.
[00:14:55] Are we dead ass?
[00:14:56] I was at the first clip of the day.
[00:14:58] Can that code not keep loading?
[00:15:01] Ooh, solid snake gameplay.
[00:15:03] First clip ever of solid snake.
[00:15:13] This would be a primal opportunity to use your ability.
[00:15:19] You look flicky. Where are you using his ability?
[00:15:21] This kid's got potential.
[00:15:23] His aim looks good, he looks flicky,
[00:15:25] Flicky and easy to get the medley. I like it
[00:15:30] This operator is so broken. Oh my god
[00:15:38] So right I don't know what me it's doing
[00:15:41] Nothing on the door.
[00:15:47] Close out of the door!
[00:15:49] Close out of the door!
[00:15:53] You have the diffuser, I mean, am I crazy?
[00:15:56] They're gonna say you should just be planting here?
[00:15:58] You should just be planting here now?
[00:16:03] Wait, radar's going off.
[00:16:06] Yeah, this operator's broke.
[00:16:07] Wait, what? What happened?
[00:16:09] Oh, mute channel.
[00:16:13] So it looks like a mute counter is not an operator pretty well. Looks like a mute counter is an operator pretty well.
[00:16:20] I'm in a clear zone.
[00:16:27] Wipe it off! Wipe it off! Are you a coward or what? Stick it, motherfucker! Stick it!
[00:16:33] Eat him all the way, eat him all the way!
[00:16:40] Look at how many flashbangs are on the floor.
[00:16:53] Get out!
[00:16:54] And that's how you play a post plant!
[00:16:57] That's what I'm talking about!
[00:17:00] That's how you play a post plan
[00:17:04] We take zero risk in this house
[00:17:08] Wait for the refuse flash up senator fell easy kill
[00:17:18] I wouldn't even worry about the window this is high level shit
[00:17:21] I wouldn't worry about the window downstairs because if he runs down there to kill you
[00:17:24] He's not gonna have enough time to diffuse a list
[00:17:26] That's my type of flash.
[00:17:37] Horrifying aim at the end there.
[00:17:39] Everything up until that point was beautiful.
[00:17:42] Brother!
[00:17:43] Brother!
[00:17:44] I believe that Shaquille O'Neal holding a seal but he flipped the faces.
[00:17:51] Bro, how do you even like think of this?
[00:17:55] Sekiro Neil holding a seal, but then he flipped the faces.
[00:18:01] When's the next pack opening?
[00:18:02] Chats, listen up.
[00:18:05] Friday, we are bringing back fan mail on Friday chat.
[00:18:11] Tomorrow should be our first pack opening
[00:18:16] with the new Black Ice Packs and everything.
[00:18:18] Friday we got fan mail.
[00:18:20] Tomorrow's Thursday.
[00:18:22] Tomorrow we got a pack opening.
[00:18:23] MoFu, they can put a tier one.
[00:18:25] Hey, you can see, are you a clone?
[00:18:27] What?
[00:18:33] Where do I send clips, buddy?
[00:18:34] This goes to anyone that wants to send any clips.
[00:18:37] We don't tell you, because look,
[00:18:39] the clips accounts get spammed and clogged anyways.
[00:18:43] So the more people that know about the clips accounts,
[00:18:45] the worse it actually is.
[00:18:47] Like bro, like, it's like secret, bro.
[00:18:50] It's like secret information.
[00:18:51] FaZe MJ with the tier one, MJ put it inside me.
[00:18:55] MJ appreciate the tier one.
[00:18:56] Jack, we're at 91,000 subs by the way.
[00:19:00] I actually think I'm gonna get out of here this month.
[00:19:03] Jack, this month we're gonna get out of here.
[00:19:04] That it asked.
[00:19:07] 15 to control, can't think of the time.
[00:19:10] No, like, Jack, that's insane.
[00:19:12] That is insane.
[00:19:13] Winness VR six tournament, great question.
[00:19:16] Jack, Sunday is the streamer,
[00:19:19] R6 tournament, 3D3 R6 tournament.
[00:19:21] Guys, Sunday afternoon, we're going to go live at like 3 p.m. EST, that's when I'm 1v1'ing KSI and FIFA, right after that we're going right into the tournament, Sunday's going to be set up.
[00:19:35] Love is rage with the five gifts it, love is rage, put it inside me, Rex with the five gifts it, Rex, bend me over.
[00:19:42] Jules with the tier one free shanty Jules.
[00:19:46] Bro, see my clips are already buffering.
[00:19:51] That might have been the most accidental goal ever.
[00:20:04] Bro, I don't even know.
[00:20:07] I feel like I was better than that guy.
[00:20:09] Probably over the prime.
[00:20:11] Bro, the thing is, my car doesn't move like that.
[00:20:14] Do you know what I'm saying?
[00:20:16] Love you, Jinxie.
[00:20:17] I'm sick right now and this stream is helping a lot.
[00:20:19] W spider in the chat, spider in the chat, spider in the chat.
[00:20:23] Like a better.
[00:20:26] What is the 8x Legends stream?
[00:20:27] I don't know, bro.
[00:20:28] Some day, some day.
[00:20:29] Bro, I'm really into R6 right now, I'm really into Rocket League right now.
[00:20:32] But potentially maybe soon.
[00:20:37] I also really want to play CS, bro.
[00:20:39] I want to play CS 2.
[00:20:45] Okay, 1v3 scenario.
[00:20:47] They have site control.
[00:20:48] How do you handle this?
[00:20:50] How do you handle this?
[00:20:51] Some of the worst aim I've ever seen in my life.
[00:20:57] How many bullets did you just reload with?
[00:21:00] Bara.
[00:21:04] Curse with the 5-get hit.
[00:21:07] Yeah, so, I mean this with the utmost respect.
[00:21:10] Are you aiming with your penis?
[00:21:13] Brother, your gun is going circles around these guys.
[00:21:16] Last operator standing
[00:21:20] Yeah, this clip right here is clocking in at about two out of ten. I'm gonna say one out of ten on this clip
[00:21:27] The clip was ass, bro
[00:21:29] Be positive, his clip sucked!
[00:21:48] I'm not being positive, his clip sucked!
[00:21:51] MVP, think of it as a crime.
[00:21:54] Why do I keep subbing to this chair?
[00:21:56] 26 months.
[00:21:57] MVP you're at over two years
[00:22:00] Yo, so Krogan you said please a hundred times and then never sent them a clip
[00:22:07] Krogan send a fucking clip
[00:22:15] Stream slower just got here. Yeah, yo, we're not
[00:22:19] We're not picking up or slowing down the speed of the stream guys. Y'all know I am bro like
[00:22:25] Normally every stream we do like five hours done. We're not slowing it down or
[00:22:30] speeding it up. Deal with the handbag you're dealt. Hey Jinxy, can you react
[00:22:35] like Nick A30? No. What does that mean? No cursing? Yeah, I should do a no-swear
[00:22:41] word stream. What do y'all think? What do y'all think? A no-swear word stream?
[00:22:46] Bro, I don't know if I could do that. I don't know if I could do that.
[00:22:49] Kat, think I'm gonna do a-
[00:22:53] Yeah, right. Bro, family v-
[00:22:57] Alright, for the rest of this stream, I'm not gonna cuss.
[00:23:06] Bro, I don't understand this mode. I don't understand the gimmick. I don't think this mode is fun.
[00:23:16] Like, the reason why I don't think this mode is that good is because I feel like a regular
[00:23:26] Rocket League Gold is 10 times more rewarding than scoring in this.
[00:23:30] I'm just gonna be honest.
[00:23:31] When I score like a game winner in Rocket League or like a last second equalizer, I'm literally
[00:23:37] on the brink of exploding in my pants.
[00:23:40] When I play these modes, it's like, it's not as exciting.
[00:23:45] Act Jixi Bad Girl.
[00:23:47] All right, Sam, I don't know what that weird fucking fantasy
[00:23:51] is going on in your head right now.
[00:23:53] Sam, if I see you type that stupid bullshit again,
[00:23:56] you're getting banned.
[00:23:57] What is he sounds?
[00:24:01] Miku, oh my God.
[00:24:03] But that reminds me of Miku Miku on Jump Shadash.
[00:24:06] You cussed?
[00:24:07] No, I didn't.
[00:24:10] Is that me on Ice Spice's face?
[00:24:14] Bro, I didn't cuss, when did I cuss?
[00:24:16] What did I say?
[00:24:17] What did I say?
[00:24:19] I never cussed.
[00:24:21] I said the F word?
[00:24:25] Bro, we should really do a,
[00:24:27] we should really do a stream where like,
[00:24:29] are my ears ringing?
[00:24:31] Nevermind, I just glitched.
[00:24:32] We should really do a stream where like,
[00:24:34] every cuss word is gifting stops at a chance.
[00:24:38] Not today, but maybe someday.
[00:24:42] Bro, could you imagine that?
[00:24:43] We do a stream where every cuss is gifted some sort of chat.
[00:24:47] Bro, cussing is bad.
[00:24:48] I don't want to cuss.
[00:24:49] I just naturally do it.
[00:24:51] Fort, thank you for the prime fort.
[00:24:52] W.A.N., yo bro, where's your clip at, bro?
[00:24:55] Where the fuck is your clip?
[00:24:56] Congrats on the kid.
[00:25:04] Yes, a chat.
[00:25:04] Every time I cuss, I gift some sort of chat.
[00:25:08] Yo, JC, can you...
[00:25:10] This guy literally said,
[00:25:11] Can you speed up a little?
[00:25:13] I got places to be.
[00:25:16] We're not, yo bro, the world doesn't fucking revolve around me!
[00:25:19] Oh my god, it's so hard to knock costs, oh my god!
[00:25:22] The world doesn't trick and revolve around you, bro.
[00:25:32] I like that you're hiding, I guess.
[00:25:37] Got it.
[00:25:39] Swapping meds.
[00:25:40] Swapping meds.
[00:25:41] I'm stuck in traffic right now, uh mods time out Jerry.
[00:25:53] Jerry, I don't care, like Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, we're not pausing the screen because you're
[00:25:59] stuck in traffic.
[00:26:00] That doesn't make sense.
[00:26:01] That doesn't make sense!
[00:26:10] Under you! Under you!
[00:26:14] Did you just one tap him or did you just lag? What the fuck? What the fuck was that?
[00:26:23] I might have just came on myself. Was that a one tap?
[00:26:31] play scary games? scary games are too scary. chatter i get too scared. scary games are too
[00:26:42] scary. scary games are too scary. alright. see the thing is bro i didn't care anymore.
[00:26:49] you know what? at least you're not making me 500 pounds. yes chat this is me when i
[00:26:53] was like 14. i don't- i thought this was like lost media. like how do people have
[00:27:00] this. I never thought this was lost media. How do people have this bro? Like I don't
[00:27:09] understand bro. Framed mug. Mogged chat. It's not possible to mug myself. That's not
[00:27:18] possible. Chat, it's not possible to mug myself.
[00:27:24] That's right.
[00:27:26] Next game of the day.
[00:27:28] Next game of the day, come on.
[00:27:36] How does this work?
[00:27:38] Every time he does this shit, it works.
[00:27:40] How does this work?
[00:27:46] His aim is kind of good.
[00:27:48] He doesn't really miss.
[00:27:50] I CUST AGAIN, GOD!
[00:27:55] Alright, never mind chat.
[00:27:57] Not custing is literally impossible for me.
[00:28:00] Fuck it.
[00:28:01] It's not possible, guys.
[00:28:08] Why...
[00:28:12] Jepstein Giddy, appreciate the primes up.
[00:28:16] Mods is bad at him.
[00:28:18] Why is Boddy holding Kyve?
[00:28:21] Like bro, like, lawn, lawn.
[00:28:23] Jett, this is the creator of Spurman.
[00:28:25] It's this guy right here.
[00:28:27] Every day this guy has a new picture.
[00:28:30] Bro, but why is Boddy holding Kyve?
[00:28:33] Jett, I wouldn't give birth to myself, guys.
[00:28:36] I would not give birth to myself.
[00:28:38] Jinxie, hurry up!
[00:28:43] Yo, stop rocking me!
[00:28:45] Stop rushing the fucking stream!
[00:28:47] God!
[00:28:48] Alright chat, let's go.
[00:28:50] Let's get it on.
[00:28:51] You know what?
[00:28:52] He's right.
[00:28:53] He's right.
[00:28:54] Chat!
[00:28:55] Today!
[00:28:56] We are going to be 1v1ing every rank in Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6-7 with only using
[00:29:02] Silent Snake.
[00:29:03] I'm going to be on attack the entire time.
[00:29:07] I'm only going to be using this out of stake.
[00:29:08] We're going to see how good this guy really is.
[00:29:11] I'm going to make the custom games.
[00:29:12] Chat, remember, if y'all want to play
[00:29:14] copper, bronze, silver, gold, high-vives
[00:29:17] going to get you out of the lobby.
[00:29:19] He's going to type your gamertag in a notepad.
[00:29:21] I'm going to invite you.
[00:29:22] Anyone can play.
[00:29:23] We're getting one person at a rank.
[00:29:25] No stream sniping.
[00:29:27] No smurfing.
[00:29:27] I might even add that the leg is to not get sniped.
[00:29:37] Players you encountered in ranked matches have an identified as cheaters, so the effect
[00:29:49] they had on your ranked has been cancelled.
[00:29:54] As a result, your ranked position has decreased by 13.
[00:30:05] So this means one of two things.
[00:30:09] One of my teammates was cheating without telling me, or I beat a cheater.
[00:30:19] I beat a cheater.
[00:30:23] Not Richie.
[00:30:24] Nah, but chat, think about it.
[00:30:25] If one of my teammates was cheating, I would have lost all my love.
[00:30:28] We definitely beat a cheater.
[00:30:31] Put your solid snake in my tiny hole.
[00:30:33] Oh much. Let's get a permanent ban on BalakΓ© underscore 31. Thank you. Mouse. Can I stick up into one? Give it to one?
[00:30:41] Jack, high-five is gonna get y'all in. Type your neighbor tags. I'm gonna go tinkle.
[00:32:33] I don't really care if you cry, I don't really care if you cry.
[00:33:02] On a real you should never lie,
[00:33:06] So the way she love me in my eyes.
[00:33:10] Vape break, yeah bro, it's a fucking vape break.
[00:33:13] Yeah! It's a vape break!
[00:33:17] Yeah! I'm done!
[00:33:20] Every fucking time, I've went to the back room
[00:33:25] since 2022. Motherfuckers in the chat when I come back.
[00:33:30] Bait break.
[00:33:31] Brother, if it was legitimately a bait break, bro, I'd be dead!
[00:33:37] I go to P 9 times a day!
[00:33:40] It's not a coke break, not a bait break.
[00:33:42] Shut up!
[00:33:46] Let's get the coffer in here.
[00:33:47] Let's go.
[00:33:50] Bonnie break.
[00:33:51] Oh!
[00:33:52] Yeah, bro.
[00:33:53] While I was in the- while I was gone away from my setup for 19 seconds, I cracked
[00:33:57] Bonnie blue.
[00:34:00] Then came back and changed pants in 30 seconds.
[00:34:03] Are you legitimately that fucking stupid?
[00:34:06] Before you believe this stupid shit you see in AI?
[00:34:09] AI, you fuck. AI! AI!
[00:34:13] AI is ruining my life!
[00:34:16] God!
[00:34:23] Jeff, do y'all understand? Hold on.
[00:34:25] Jeff, do y'all understand that like my grandma has TikTok?
[00:34:32] My grandma doesn't know what AI is, so like if god forbid my grandma is scrolling TikTok
[00:34:39] and she sees I'm having a kid with body blue, think about that.
[00:34:44] Before you make your AI fucking TikTok, think about that shit, bro, because if I ever
[00:34:49] get a text like that, I'm done.
[00:34:51] I'm putting the internet.
[00:34:53] real I'm beat like y'all think my grandma knows about AI JP think of it
[00:34:59] right yeah that body blue shit's got to stop just stop putting me in AI stop I'm
[00:35:07] done last time addressing this you had your ass now I'm done stop putting me in
[00:35:15] these weird ass AI videos
[00:35:19] Sorry, thank you for the 5 gift.
[00:35:25] I'm gonna go make one right now.
[00:35:29] High cortisol.
[00:35:30] Brother, it's low cortisol, Jinxy, 2026.
[00:35:34] I'm not gonna lie, my cortisol got a little bit out of hand right there, but we've toned
[00:35:37] this shit back down.
[00:35:38] Because look, 2026 is about a low cortisol, Jinxy.
[00:35:41] Nobody, I think it's one.
[00:35:45] I don't need to get in the bag!
[00:35:49] Alright guys, let me set up the game.
[00:35:51] Guys, we are going to be 1v1ing every rank in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege
[00:35:56] using only the Operator Solid Snake.
[00:36:01] Alright, let's do this shit.
[00:36:03] Let's do this shit, let's do this shit, let's do this shit.
[00:36:08] Play it from the top if you recognize Rio.
[00:36:15] I don't need to care if you cry.
[00:36:20] Solid Snake. Bro, I can't believe they named the new ox Solid Snake. You could actually reference your penis with that.
[00:36:27] Paul with the gifted, or Paul with the tier one. W Paul. Love you Paul.
[00:36:34] All right, so we're gonna have Vans on. Actually no, we're not gonna have Vans.
[00:36:39] Wait to chat with Solid Snake, can you use Nades?
[00:36:46] Chat, you could use Nades with Solid Snake, right?
[00:36:53] Yes?
[00:36:55] He's from a game.
[00:36:58] Bro, but his name is Solid Snake.
[00:37:01] Wait to chat, can I have Nades as like my primary with Solid Snake?
[00:37:05] That ass that us I could have like the needs of my primary
[00:37:22] Play it from its top give you a wreck at last real we need eight maps cuz there's eight ranks in Siege
[00:37:28] And we need to lock you to defeat this fucking challenge
[00:37:35] Are we ready chat? Are we ready?
[00:37:40] Alright, let's get the first copy right here.
[00:37:42] Let's get the first copy right here.
[00:37:46] You remind me of a young Woody Harrelson.
[00:37:48] Who is Woody Harrelson again? I think I know who that is.
[00:37:51] Are you talking about Ed Monix from Semi-Bro?
[00:37:57] I don't know who this guy is.
[00:37:59] I don't see it. I don't see it.
[00:38:03] the chat though.
[00:38:08] Missing the bottle.
[00:38:09] Nah, I think the bottle.
[00:38:12] Alright guys, let's do this shit.
[00:38:14] 1v1 every rank, Ian Rainbow.
[00:38:17] Oh no, chat, you make the settings
[00:38:20] to where the sides never change.
[00:38:21] That way I could be solid snake every round.
[00:38:24] Ian with the five gifts in.
[00:38:25] W fucking Ian.
[00:38:28] Sawyer with the five gifts in.
[00:38:29] Sawyer put it inside me.
[00:38:31] Is your grandma single yo big Brady big Brady? I'm gonna be honest with you that might be the single-handedly the stupidest most
[00:38:42] Weird shit I've ever heard of my life. Yo Brady. I don't know if you're like fucked in the head or something
[00:38:56] Is your grandma single Brady are you a dumbass bro?
[00:39:01] Give me what the five gets it give me put it inside of me W. Give me in the chat give
[00:39:08] me bend me over and have your way with me.
[00:39:11] W. Give it to the chat.
[00:39:12] Ben with the prime present prime back present prime back chat.
[00:39:16] I'm going to stream so like nine tonight or something like nine like five hours five
[00:39:26] hours.
[00:39:27] Can I try to make all my streams five or six hours minimum, minimum tonight, five, tomorrow,
[00:39:34] six Sundays going to be long though.
[00:39:37] Yeah, that's pretty good.
[00:39:40] Right.
[00:39:41] Five, six hours minimum.
[00:39:42] Theory to get a crime.
[00:39:44] W part timer.
[00:39:46] Did you just say part timer?
[00:39:48] I have streamed every single day for 428 days in a row and you have the audacity
[00:39:55] to say part timer.
[00:39:56] remind me of hi you appreciate that by no emery they're going to want Kirby with
[00:40:06] the 50 gifted subscriptions Kirby plant one on my face w Kirby in the fucking
[00:40:16] Oh my god
[00:40:21] First opponent is Zito
[00:40:23] W Kirby and that
[00:40:26] Telling you bro, we're gonna do a hundred K this month. I'm telling you we're gonna hit on a kid this month
[00:40:30] W Kirby bro Kirby. I fucking love you
[00:40:33] YT they get it make it for the five gift it
[00:40:37] So we ready every ready ready ready ready
[00:40:40] I'm gonna lock in I'm gonna sweat my balls off
[00:40:42] Did you pack a Johnson pack inside of body blue?
[00:40:48] Next question. Luigi, think of it a prime.
[00:40:53] Is your snake solid right now, Jynxie?
[00:40:58] Next question.
[00:41:00] A, C, think of it a prime.
[00:41:01] High-fives, if this guy doesn't join,
[00:41:03] we gotta get it back up.
[00:41:04] A, sap, think of it a prime.
[00:41:05] Barney, think of it a bottom up.
[00:41:06] We'll give him time to do that.
[00:41:09] We'll give him like 30 seconds.
[00:41:10] Hey, Jinxie, still on for the Jerkathon?
[00:41:16] Epikran, Chun-Ci.
[00:41:20] Epic Rap Battles of History.
[00:41:27] This is gonna be fun as fuck!
[00:41:29] Dude, I haven't really like used used used the new op yet, so today's gonna be a good
[00:41:34] chance to like use use use and Yad with the five gifts and W Yad in the chat, Yad
[00:41:39] put it inside me.
[00:41:42] Connoisseur with the five gifts in W.
[00:41:44] Connoisseur, Connoisseur daddy.
[00:41:47] Can you get the, can you get the bar?
[00:41:50] Walter White versus a copper.
[00:41:52] I'm confused.
[00:41:53] Are you saying I'm Walter White?
[00:41:55] Chad, by the way,
[00:41:56] who tuned into the stream on the first day of the season?
[00:41:58] Guys, we went undefeated, bro.
[00:42:01] Also, Katie, it's not great.
[00:42:03] It's not bad.
[00:42:04] I'm not, I'm not,
[00:42:05] you drink like a girl, okay?
[00:42:08] Dale Earnhardt with a five gift.
[00:42:10] Shelby, we're like 28-0, bro.
[00:42:12] We were locked.
[00:42:15] Butter up my face, Dappy.
[00:42:18] What does that mean?
[00:42:21] Yeah, you have a 1.6, I know.
[00:42:22] I'm gonna try to,
[00:42:24] I'm gonna try to get my KD as high as I can.
[00:42:26] But the thing is, bro, now that we're 28-0,
[00:42:28] I wanna try to go undefeated for champ.
[00:42:30] Oh my God, brin, brin.
[00:42:32] Oh no, but Xidor joined.
[00:42:33] Now Epi can't.
[00:42:35] Bro, if Epi joins, he's gonna be two covers.
[00:42:37] You need one.
[00:42:40] 1v1 every rank in Rainbow Six Siege
[00:42:44] while only using Solid Snake.
[00:42:49] Effie, if you're watching the stream,
[00:42:50] don't join, okay, brother?
[00:42:51] Zeta joined.
[00:42:53] All right, let's get off of the canal.
[00:42:54] Now, the rules are simple.
[00:43:00] Daisy Meero and with a tier one,
[00:43:03] Daisy, holy ball knowledge username.
[00:43:06] Daisy, me, you're a little bit of an idiot.
[00:43:08] All right, sorry, sidetrack.
[00:43:10] Sidetrack, all right.
[00:43:12] The rules are simple.
[00:43:13] Today, I, Nicholas, or as you guys might refer to me,
[00:43:19] Caillou, Jody Sins, Mr. Clean,
[00:43:23] or some of you guys still say JXC,
[00:43:25] which I appreciate that, or the egg.
[00:43:29] I am going to be 1v1-ing every rank
[00:43:32] in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege,
[00:43:35] starting at Copper going all the way till Champion until I lose using only the new Operator Solid Snake.
[00:43:44] Now, the rules are really tricky and simple, bro. I can only use Solid Snake. I'm only going to be on attack.
[00:43:51] So like, I'm not ever going to defend. We're going to start off at Copper. The goal for today is to, first off, learn how to play the Operator,
[00:43:59] teach you guys how to play the Operator, because obviously I'm a child and I'm going to know how to play him pretty quick.
[00:44:04] but learn how to play the operator,
[00:44:05] teach people how to play the operator
[00:44:07] because he's literally been in the game
[00:44:08] for like not even a whole day.
[00:44:11] And obviously try to get as high as we can
[00:44:13] in this challenge.
[00:44:16] Our first opponent here is Zito.
[00:44:18] He is a copper player and I'm gonna be using solid snake.
[00:44:21] Now I used solid snake a little bit yesterday
[00:44:24] when I was playing, right?
[00:44:25] But not like this.
[00:44:26] In this challenge here, I'll be able to like
[00:44:29] actually lock in and use a bomb.
[00:44:33] So his local is like an exclamation mark, I think.
[00:44:40] What steps?
[00:44:42] He's right here, you can hear him. He's literally right here. He's on a can as well.
[00:44:48] That's interesting. I kind of want to go for him.
[00:44:52] So, basically, Solid Snake has grenades, flashbangs, EMPs, smoke canisters, and breech charges.
[00:45:02] You can pick anything you want, and anytime there's a dead body around the map, you can basically run to the dead body and kind of loop them.
[00:45:12] He left.
[00:45:16] Now, obviously in 55 something solid snakes better with the gadget thing because in a 1v1 there is no dead body so when somebody dies around a meter they can't.
[00:45:26] But, on the contrary, I do think solid snake might be the best 1v1 operator in the game because it's basically just poles on a path.
[00:45:39] Alright guys, let's walk in.
[00:45:41] First round using solid snake.
[00:45:44] now I think I can use my precision mode wait so that yellow thing is probably a
[00:45:49] bomb sight could be near here
[00:45:55] Let's see if he's downstairs.
[00:46:05] I don't know what he is, because bomb has been located.
[00:46:10] Okay, can I spot these?
[00:46:13] Can it solidify?
[00:46:15] Wait!
[00:46:16] Oh, he's there!
[00:46:18] Bro, this operator's broken.
[00:46:25] Yeah, this is operating.
[00:46:29] Bro, you can just track anyone.
[00:46:33] Build a good start!
[00:46:39] If you bring his action, protect it at all costs.
[00:46:41] Right here.
[00:46:44] Is that a contents?
[00:46:50] I just nutted it on side of myself.
[00:46:53] Bro, this guy is busted!
[00:46:55] Shots!
[00:46:57] Bro, if my aim is clean today,
[00:47:02] there's not a single reason
[00:47:03] why we can't make it to champ and win.
[00:47:06] Now, I have a feeling champs are gonna counter-strat him,
[00:47:10] but then again, what even counters this guy?
[00:47:13] Because you have to think about it, right?
[00:47:15] If they go mute, right?
[00:47:17] I'm just gonna go frag grenades
[00:47:20] and just blow up the mute chamber.
[00:47:22] What actually counters this guy?
[00:47:24] Out of I, vigil, out of I, vigil, solace.
[00:47:33] It looks like the entire chat is basically saying
[00:47:35] the only ops that counter him is vigil and out of I.
[00:47:41] Your mom.
[00:47:42] What?
[00:47:43] George, think of her to find, put it inside me.
[00:47:45] MS, think of her to zero one.
[00:47:47] Be able to think of her to prime.
[00:47:48] Mesa, think of her to bottom.
[00:47:50] Okay, the chat is basically saying
[00:47:55] That it's really now the bike
[00:47:58] Okay, it's getting around number two
[00:48:06] I like this guy though. I really like him. I love when they
[00:48:12] Okay, this is what I'm talking about so
[00:48:14] Well, Mute does counter solid snake, but that's why I picked grenades.
[00:48:20] Because now I can just break the Mute chamber.
[00:48:22] What I could see about this guy is, why does this have...
[00:48:38] Okay, this is going to be interesting.
[00:48:40] Round two against... well, I won't kinda use this pistol, too.
[00:48:46] So his pistol has nine shots in a mag.
[00:48:52] It looks like you can shoot it pretty fast.
[00:48:55] I also love when they release operators with their own unique guns.
[00:49:00] Is he on me?
[00:49:03] I feel like this guy's right behind me.
[00:49:05] You know what? Let's use our ability.
[00:49:10] Okay, he could be standing on a new chain.
[00:49:17] of
[00:49:24] the
[00:49:30] death
[00:49:34] of
[00:49:37] death
[00:49:43] over here now what if I plan I have an idea I have a crazy idea with this
[00:49:51] operator
[00:49:57] can I wall bang him now
[00:50:13] You hear that?
[00:50:17] You hear that?
[00:50:18] It's just Johnson quivering in the wind!
[00:50:21] I heard about that the last second.
[00:50:23] Wait, I'm actually locked in today!
[00:50:27] Come on!
[00:50:28] Chad, I'm legitimately locked in.
[00:50:31] Oh, that's far.
[00:50:33] Yo, Jinxi, thank you for helping me goo.
[00:50:36] Kexim with the 15-day stream stream.
[00:50:40] Barra!
[00:50:41] Jesus, bro, moaned out, think of it a time, check.
[00:50:45] This 1v1 every rank challenge with the new ops,
[00:50:47] it's something I wanna do every time
[00:50:49] they add in a new operator.
[00:50:51] I think the only other time we did this
[00:50:52] when they added in Deimos, and that was fun to tell.
[00:50:55] Bro, this operator feels like it just feels like
[00:50:59] it's really broken.
[00:51:00] And I love when they add in operators
[00:51:02] that are like actually good.
[00:51:04] I really add in operators that are like shitty
[00:51:06] and boring that nobody uses, you know what I mean?
[00:51:08] For example, um, sense, who used to sense?
[00:51:12] Jeff, ask yourself this, when's the last time you used sense?
[00:51:16] Wyatt with the tier one, Sith with the tier one, Duke with the tier one, Sith says 16 months
[00:51:22] of hating you.
[00:51:24] 10 seconds to insertion.
[00:51:27] Yesterday, cap!
[00:51:28] You did not use sense yesterday!
[00:51:30] Cap!
[00:51:31] Cap!
[00:51:32] Cowboy Jake with the prime, Jake, I love you bro.
[00:51:34] Let me kiss you on your forehead.
[00:51:36] I'll eat the cure one. Dad's taking the cure one.
[00:51:41] Congrats on finishing your treatment, Jaxie.
[00:51:46] Charity with the Proud. Seven months of suffering. Charity, you guys that's not gonna make my stream as like...
[00:51:54] Fuck! You guys that's not gonna make my stream as like torture. What do you mean seven months of suffering, Charity?
[00:52:00] Swaggy with the tier one, appreciate you. Give me your grandma's number. Yo Brady, this
[00:52:10] is like the ninth time you've asked in the last five minutes. Brady, like, I don't know
[00:52:14] if you're not getting the hint or not. No, dude. Would Skopos be a good counter? That's
[00:52:20] actually a good question, Ryan. Or Ryan. Skopos, I think, would be a good counter
[00:52:26] Because if somebody scans you close, you could just have a poor, and it would trick the fuck out of them.
[00:52:32] That's a good question!
[00:52:34] This operator's gonna have a lot of weird interactions.
[00:52:44] Look, now I can just brief him, right?
[00:52:50] Please God be good. Make my day!
[00:52:53] Make my day!
[00:52:56] Alright, let me enable this.
[00:53:06] Chatami as well, right?
[00:53:13] Just for maximum aura.
[00:53:18] I shouldn't hit it on the first one!
[00:53:20] Oh my god, I shouldn't hit it on the first one!
[00:53:25] Well shout out to this guy, this guy's definitely a real copper.
[00:53:29] And I mean that in like a respectful way, because a lot of people are like fake coppers.
[00:53:33] This guy's definitely real.
[00:53:35] One thing that a lot of coppers do is like they'll hold the exact same angle for really
[00:53:41] long periods of time.
[00:53:42] And it's understandable.
[00:53:44] It's something I did when I was brand new to the game.
[00:53:47] But like the thing is, when you do that, it's so easy to get quick peaked because
[00:53:53] they know exactly where your hand's going to be.
[00:53:55] It's good to always be moving when somebody's like peeking you.
[00:53:59] It's good to always, when you're in the middle of a gunfight and you guys are exchanging
[00:54:02] beaks, it's good to always put your body in a different position of what they've last
[00:54:07] seen, if that makes sense.
[00:54:09] Three, two, five, think of it as your wings, think of it as your arms.
[00:54:12] Coppers do what he did and they just stand there.
[00:54:14] And then it's like, I can easily just one tap you.
[00:54:17] Jyxd, can you try to uncross your eyes?
[00:54:21] What?
[00:54:22] Holy Gapper! I'm not yapping! I'm not yapping! I'm trying to like give tits! I'm not yapping!
[00:54:32] Brother? I have like dedicated my entire life to this game! I'm not yapping, dude! Jesus!
[00:54:41] Next up is Brom's.
[00:54:44] Fuck, he's on my job.
[00:54:54] Wait, is this pistol in the game?
[00:55:05] I swear this is all rock later.
[00:55:10] Am I tweaking?
[00:55:12] Is this pistol or not?
[00:55:16] No, it's not.
[00:55:20] Perfect gorilla, thank you for the five, gifted gorilla!
[00:55:24] Jeff, what's the point of droning when you have this gadget?
[00:55:28] Bro, this is actually insane.
[00:55:32] I'm not even gonna lie, this is actually gross. I might do it too.
[00:55:42] I like this pistol it kind of sounds like you're busting a knife it goes
[00:55:55] scopes with the crime all right man a really good start against the copper
[00:56:00] next up we got a bros chat of your bronze cybergamer tag in the chat good
[00:56:10] Good shit, that was good shit.
[00:56:12] Hey, Jinxie, what are you doing with Jerkathon?
[00:56:15] I swear to God you typed that five minutes ago.
[00:56:18] I swear to God you typed that five minutes ago.
[00:56:21] Am I crazy?
[00:56:24] Yo, Dutch with the prime sub, Dutch.
[00:56:26] That reminds me of Red Dead.
[00:56:31] Chad, y'all think they're ever going
[00:56:32] to make a Red Dead redemption three?
[00:56:35] They have to, dude.
[00:56:38] Bro, they have to.
[00:56:40] Red Dead Redemption 3 or GTA 6? What would y'all play? If you had to choose one.
[00:56:47] Bro, here's the thing bro, with how Rockstar is
[00:56:51] They're probably not gonna make a Red Dead Redemption 3 until like
[00:56:57] After GTA 6 comes out, but like five years later because you know how they are. They like to just aura farm
[00:57:03] They let like Rockstar like shit. It's aura farm, dude
[00:57:10] They're going to drop GTA 6 and then literally like five years later they're going to drop
[00:57:16] Red Dead Redemption 3, but then again they might not because like what else can you even
[00:57:22] do with Red Dead?
[00:57:25] What else can you even do?
[00:57:27] You know what I mean?
[00:57:28] Because GTA it's like modern, it's like just life, whatever, but like Red Dead it's
[00:57:33] like you're kind of just capturing like that Wild West theme kind of vibe, you know
[00:57:38] You know what I mean?
[00:57:40] You could do a new story, but haven't they already kind of done the same characters?
[00:57:48] Because they did Johnny Marston and Red Dabber Demption 1.
[00:57:53] I don't know that because you guys told me.
[00:57:55] And then they did Arthur Morgan Red Dabber Demption 2, but Johnny Marston was still like
[00:57:59] in his gang.
[00:58:01] How could you do it?
[00:58:03] How could you set it up in a way?
[00:58:05] Do you know what I'm saying?
[00:58:07] Where it's still new.
[00:58:08] Jasper with the prime. Oh, you could use Jack. That is true. You could use Jack
[00:58:15] That is true that is true. All right
[00:58:19] Next opponent we got Austin
[00:58:23] 126482
[00:58:26] Austin is a bronze player. We beat the copper
[00:58:31] Now we're playing the bronze. Holy yapp start the game you bald chun
[00:58:38] No cortisol. See I'm being tested. No, it's a test right just low cortisol
[00:58:42] It's low cortisol drinks you from now on so okay
[00:58:45] You could use grenades stuns EMP smokes, bro. This operator is so good
[00:58:51] But this guy's so versatile your team needs grenades
[00:58:54] You can go solid snake your team needs flashes. You could go solid snake your team needs EMPs
[00:59:00] You could go solid snake. You need smokes. You could go solid snake
[00:59:03] You need brief charges, like, bro, this operator just
[00:59:06] allows you to play the game in so many different ways.
[00:59:08] First operator ever, by the way, they've added that as five
[00:59:12] different throwables.
[00:59:13] They've never did that before.
[00:59:17] Besides, like, I guess you could say striker or no.
[00:59:22] Yeah, you could say striker.
[00:59:23] But no, striker has three.
[00:59:25] We need to locate a bomb.
[00:59:26] No, striker doesn't have smokes.
[00:59:29] Striker has three.
[00:59:30] 10 seconds.
[00:59:30] Stryker has...
[00:59:35] Five seconds to go.
[00:59:37] Stryker has three.
[00:59:38] Overcruits!
[00:59:40] Overcruits, yes it has.
[00:59:42] Bar chap, next up is the bronze.
[00:59:43] We gotta beat the bronze to get to the silver.
[00:59:45] We're on Villa.
[00:59:47] We've got eight ranks, eight games, eight maps, and we keep going till we lose.
[00:59:52] Oh yeah, I forgot, Villa got their lighting changed.
[00:59:55] I'm not gonna lie, Villa looks good, though.
[00:59:58] Look at Villa dude.
[01:00:02] Villa is my personal favorite map scenery wise.
[01:00:06] These are Villa or Chaldea.
[01:00:08] Look at this bro.
[01:00:10] Bro this map scenery is so good.
[01:00:12] You know what this map makes you want to do bro?
[01:00:14] It makes you want to go to Italy bro.
[01:00:17] This is like Italy countryside.
[01:00:19] Bro this map has top.
[01:00:22] That's top. It's not bad enough to have the best scenery
[01:00:28] Yeah, anybody live in Italy in the chat row Italy countryside
[01:00:41] Anybody live in Italy wait, I'm actually seeing some people that said me
[01:00:46] Okay, but there's no way this many of y'all live in Italy
[01:00:52] Yeah, watch this. I might literally just use the ability and wallbang him.
[01:01:06] This guy's a lot better than the bronze.
[01:01:09] I want to see his bulge.
[01:01:23] Not bad kid.
[01:01:25] Not bad.
[01:01:33] i mean we all know where he is chat
[01:01:53] beacon three
[01:01:58] plant because of my plant. This is tricky. I could go bar. Now it's gonna be casted off.
[01:02:13] Let's just soundbat him and swing him. SHOT! Bro, I must have wall banged him. I must have
[01:02:22] wall banged him. Bro because he died instantly. On our first exchange I must have lit him
[01:02:31] up. I must have lit him up because he died instantaneously. No not kid, guys not kid bro
[01:02:39] solid snake is like 30. Okay can we actually talk about this? Why does this guy maulk?
[01:02:45] I said this when they revealed this operator like a week ago. Why does this guy maulk?
[01:02:51] So actually, he has like the long silky luscious hair.
[01:02:55] He has like light crystal blue eyes.
[01:02:58] But look at his bone structures, Chad.
[01:03:00] Brother, this guy has like actually a jawline.
[01:03:06] Like legitimately.
[01:03:07] Why is this guy bald?
[01:03:09] He's from Metal Gear.
[01:03:10] See Chad, I never played Metal Gear.
[01:03:12] Bro, it's always cool to see R6
[01:03:14] where they collab with like other games.
[01:03:17] You know what I mean?
[01:03:18] What are some other collabs they did?
[01:03:23] They did The Boys, which was like Homelander.
[01:03:30] They did Rick and Morty, which is a show.
[01:03:34] They did Zero.
[01:03:36] They did Attack on Titan, which was sick.
[01:03:39] They did Dead by Daylight.
[01:03:41] They did Borderlands with Mavi.
[01:03:43] But they've actually done a lot. I'm not gonna lie.
[01:03:45] Yo, this guy's my Mute Skin!
[01:03:48] Hey!
[01:03:49] Well, they've actually done a lot.
[01:03:51] They've done a lot.
[01:03:52] Halo with sledge?
[01:03:53] Yup.
[01:03:56] They've done a lot.
[01:03:57] Those are always...
[01:03:58] I feel like they always sell a lot of those
[01:04:00] whenever they do the collabs,
[01:04:01] because they're always pretty sad.
[01:04:06] Okay, so this is Mute, so...
[01:04:09] I'm gonna have to grenade the Mute Jammer.
[01:04:11] Hacks with the 20 gifted!
[01:04:14] Hacks put it in my
[01:04:19] Wait
[01:04:22] Right here
[01:04:31] Swing in this wait my ears
[01:04:36] Oh
[01:04:42] Well, I saw him on the door cuz the ability show this operator is so fun. Oh my god, but it's this row still there
[01:05:00] He's lit I'm walking I know this guy explain against me
[01:05:04] Right here, this operator is broken
[01:05:34] You located a bomb.
[01:05:41] This operator is busted!
[01:05:46] I'm just hitting their wallbang in him.
[01:05:50] Bro, what can they even do?
[01:05:53] Look at the blood on the wall.
[01:05:54] That's literally just wallbangs.
[01:05:57] This operator is busted!
[01:06:02] Bro, you basically have, like, how would I explain this operator?
[01:06:08] You basically have, like, um, like mini wall hacks, but you also have five different throwables
[01:06:18] and you have a unique secondary, wait, what, the secondary pistol does 52 damage?
[01:06:27] That's a two shot.
[01:06:28] Bro, I think the Deagle does like 70.
[01:06:32] The secondary pistol does 52?
[01:06:35] That is literally a two shot.
[01:06:38] Try hard against the bronze, bro.
[01:06:40] I'm always try hard.
[01:06:41] Because look, if I don't try hard against the bronze, wait, here's what's gonna happen.
[01:06:47] If I don't try hard against the bronze, and then I die, bro died due to bronze.
[01:06:50] But then if I try hard against the bronze, then I win, bro's try hard against the
[01:06:54] bronze.
[01:06:55] I can't win it!
[01:06:56] I can't win it!
[01:06:57] But yeah, I yeah like a UAV it is it's like a UAV. Okay, that is a beautiful way to describe it
[01:07:09] this operator because obviously siege doesn't have UAVs this operator is like the closest thing
[01:07:14] you'll get to a UAV. I actually love this operator. Okay, so I don't even need a drone
[01:07:28] then. That means this is clear. Bro, this is fucking broken. Like, you don't even have
[01:07:34] That's a drone, really.
[01:07:41] Oh, and it's rendering a camera.
[01:07:50] Is he down or up?
[01:07:52] Down or up?
[01:07:59] Down.
[01:08:03] Bro this is fucking broken.
[01:08:06] I haven't even droned the objective and I can see that that's the bomb site.
[01:08:12] Without even droning it.
[01:08:14] Bro that's so much easier.
[01:08:19] I can hear him kind of...
[01:08:24] Bro just get right up to the wall.
[01:08:28] Okay, this guy's using an operator that I can't scan. Potentially this can be visual.
[01:08:35] You have located the bomb.
[01:08:42] Whatever operator he's using, I can't scan. Why is that? It's Kavara.
[01:08:48] Wait, but I should be able to scan calves, no?
[01:08:54] woman
[01:09:05] range range okay
[01:09:14] he's like he ran upstairs
[01:09:24] Wait for the ringer to turn red before I can scan it.
[01:09:33] And that is why you never empty a magazine, bitch!
[01:09:46] What are you doing?
[01:09:49] That is why you never empty a magazine.
[01:09:52] Wait, but Chad it was working every other time. I didn't have to wait. I think it was just because of range. I think it was just because of range. It was just because of range.
[01:10:05] You wasted two of this candy. I did. Chad, it's not El Bulli. It's not El Bulli. He's bronze. So I'm teaching him a fundamental rule of siege. You never ever waste a magazine. You always leave an extra like five bullets in the clip. Always.
[01:10:22] Quiet down, I'm trying to sleep, uh, Chase, it's 5 p.m. on a Wednesday, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
[01:10:30] Also, Chase, you could turn down the volume if you want.
[01:10:33] Like, you don't have to be BLASTING the fucking stream, Chase. Turn down the volume.
[01:10:38] Looks like the YouTube chat man, shall we? Looks like the YouTube chat, shall we?
[01:10:46] They need to locate a bomb.
[01:10:48] Bonnie Stewart, that's the first thing I've added in the YouTube chat with Bonnie Stewart.
[01:10:58] First thing I've added in the YouTube chat with Bonnie Stewart, I swear to God.
[01:11:01] I swear to God.
[01:11:04] Time zones, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
[01:11:07] Even if it's late for y'all, turn down the volume of the stream!
[01:11:18] bro barricading is such a bad idea against all of us mate
[01:11:29] yeah
[01:11:32] good game bro
[01:11:45] Wait, no way you barricaded the bar, right?
[01:11:49] But look how broken this is. I'm at a spot where I can't get wallbangs.
[01:12:11] Is that a one-tabby?
[01:12:13] But
[01:12:35] Yeah, I don't know this operator is fucking broken. I can just know where you are without even droning
[01:12:43] Like, this goes against all of the core principles in this game.
[01:12:48] I'm just 24-7 to know where he is.
[01:12:52] I don't even have to drone, really.
[01:12:55] And, because conveniently,
[01:12:58] because this operator would have been balanced
[01:13:02] because you guys know how hard the F2 is to control,
[01:13:05] but they made it to where the F2 now has a vertical grip.
[01:13:08] So now you have a gun that has not as much recoil as it should,
[01:13:12] But on top of that, you have an operator
[01:13:15] where you can literally just sit there
[01:13:17] and scan, scan, scan, scan, scan, scan, scan.
[01:13:20] Like how do you ever even get caught off guard?
[01:13:23] You don't.
[01:13:24] The only way you can die with this operator
[01:13:27] is if you have the thing out, if you have it out.
[01:13:32] Scan, like you're just scan, scan, scan, scan, scan, scan.
[01:13:38] How do you die?
[01:13:40] Scan! Scan! Scan! You don't die! You just know where they are the whole time.
[01:13:50] Hopefully the higher ranks are busting out some counters so I can like sleep at night. Bro,
[01:13:55] I'm just tracking him. I'm just tracking him in Wallbang. Not only that, it's like, okay,
[01:14:01] I grab my scanner. I don't have to get on a drone. Oh, site's clear. Okay, I can play now.
[01:14:06] it's like it just it like speeds up the process of droning and it's way it's way safer than droning
[01:14:14] because like at least with this i can pull out my um i don't know why i almost said dick right there
[01:14:21] no but just with this i can pull out my scanner right but like when i'm on a drone i have to
[01:14:28] get on the drone get off the drone like it's i don't know why i almost said dick right there
[01:14:33] said this is silver this is silver
[01:14:38] game number three map number three match number three
[01:14:41] gonna be the silver on coastline time to go think about the quick i'm gonna go
[01:14:44] think i'm gonna go tinkle high-fives i appreciate the rank
[01:14:47] thing too that is called time to go tinkle i'll go tinkle
[01:16:33] Alright, next up, Vigoce Sierva.
[01:16:47] Alright man, next opponent is the 1-46.
[01:16:53] Silver game, gonna be on Coastline.
[01:16:55] Like I said, every game we're on a new map, on a new rank, trying to 1v1 every
[01:16:59] Every man is using only solid snake.
[01:17:02] Type of one in the chat if you have a solid snake.
[01:17:05] Two in the chat if you have a flaccid snake.
[01:17:08] Three in the chat if you're confused.
[01:17:09] By the way, question.
[01:17:11] Four in the chat if you like turtles.
[01:17:14] Ginger thinking about them.
[01:17:15] Dread thinking about them.
[01:17:16] Typical thinking about them.
[01:17:17] Totally real thinking about them.
[01:17:18] Tie thinking about them.
[01:17:19] Road thinking about them, thinking about them.
[01:17:21] I
[01:17:28] W sperm cell
[01:17:31] Vicky Tom Vicky porro
[01:17:35] Raparipara they need to locate a bomb
[01:17:38] Hey, Jixie, can you please stream later? I'm busy 10 seconds to go
[01:17:42] I'm not gonna like stream later on in the day because one guy is busy
[01:17:46] Yeah, this is my schedule, bro.
[01:17:49] There's also thousands of other people who is not busy right now.
[01:17:53] So I'm not going to stream later because one guy is busy.
[01:18:02] I'm busy as well.
[01:18:04] Okay.
[01:18:05] Guys!
[01:18:16] I mean, did he barricade himself out buddy?
[01:18:32] Wait, why couldn't I find him?
[01:18:37] Whoa whoa, why didn't my scan work?
[01:18:44] Why didn't my stand work?
[01:18:49] Oh yeah, there you are.
[01:18:52] That's me the souls.
[01:18:54] I gotta keep you as a roche, hold up.
[01:18:57] That's me the souls.
[01:18:59] You look like you just bombed.
[01:19:03] You're dead.
[01:19:14] If I point him, the other door-
[01:19:42] Facts to be the souls
[01:19:48] If you stay so he's far
[01:19:58] Very very very very very
[01:20:01] Wow, that was bad aim, fuck! Bad aim, bad aim, oh my god! We're good, we're good, we're
[01:20:17] good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good! DJ, I think we're on a DJ.
[01:20:23] Oh, it was vigil, that's why. Okay. See, now people are starting to lock in. Okay,
[01:20:31] that make sense bro I kind of want to add an operator band so I can ban vigil but
[01:20:36] I have a feeling somebody's gonna ban solid snake bro what do y'all think what
[01:20:41] do y'all think aiming at Johnson level bara
[01:20:48] mute chambers can hide them too oh you can't ban them wait you have to go
[01:20:54] sure bro because I want to add an operator band so I could like ban vigil
[01:20:59] the band knew because bro somebody goes if somebody goes vigil light literally can't
[01:21:03] stand the locator bomb so Chad it looks like vigil got a 10 seconds ago it got
[01:21:10] like a unintentional Bob mr. Marker they go into one at fixed they go to someone
[01:21:17] Reference to the bomb!
[01:21:27] You can't pan him?
[01:21:29] Yeah, but um...
[01:21:31] Whatcha gonna call it now?
[01:21:43] In customs and jail as well.
[01:21:47] so interesting oh my god I understand it now
[01:22:16] It'll tell you if there's an enemy before you've been scanning it.
[01:22:26] Every time it's re- Yeah.
[01:22:30] This is broken.
[01:22:32] So like in a way, you don't even have to waste it.
[01:22:42] Oh my god, I understand it now.
[01:23:08] I'm more confident for the silver.
[01:23:12] He's got his wits about him.
[01:23:19] I can't really wallbang, but I could creep up to the hole
[01:23:21] and catch him off guard.
[01:23:29] I know, it's loud.
[01:24:08] smoke. Take him. Five seconds. Bro, this guy is now bad for the silver. Oh my god. This
[01:24:21] guy's lost. Chat, but I understand the operator now. Like, I'm not losing to a silver, Frank.
[01:24:32] We're tied!
[01:24:34] Asshole!
[01:24:36] Guys, listen, listen.
[01:24:38] You don't even have to weigh scans.
[01:24:41] Bro, that is fucking broken.
[01:24:44] It will literally, it will legitimately tell you.
[01:24:47] Bro, it will legitimately tell you.
[01:24:51] Like, when you pull out the scanner,
[01:24:54] if there's a red circle,
[01:24:56] you know an enemy's in that red circle.
[01:24:59] But if you pulled out and there's no red circle,
[01:25:02] There's no point of even scanning.
[01:25:04] That is broken.
[01:25:08] Bro, you don't even have to waste scanners.
[01:25:10] You can make sure all of your scanners are good.
[01:25:16] That's actually stupid.
[01:25:17] I just peed white.
[01:25:19] I need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
[01:25:20] Let me study, shut up.
[01:25:22] Turn down the bomb, you fuckers!
[01:25:29] Five seconds before insertion.
[01:25:31] Bro!
[01:25:32] What?
[01:25:37] Evo Egghead
[01:25:42] Guys, I understand it now.
[01:25:44] Located above.
[01:25:47] I'm not gonna lie, this guy's like the best silver ever.
[01:25:52] Chatter I understand it now.
[01:25:54] Thanks, you make me happy.
[01:26:00] Thank you, man.
[01:26:02] Hey, sketch with the ray.
[01:26:04] W sketch.
[01:26:06] W sketch, man.
[01:26:18] You just got nutted on!
[01:26:21] YOU JUST GOTTA FAKE THEM!
[01:26:24] OH MY GOD!
[01:26:27] See, let me lock in!
[01:26:28] No, no, no, let me lock in!
[01:26:30] Vex with the Twitch Prime subscription, Vex put it in my ass.
[01:26:33] JoJo with the Prime sub, JoJo, bend me over a table.
[01:26:37] WJoJo.
[01:26:38] Man.
[01:26:39] Guys, let's go.
[01:26:44] All luck?
[01:26:45] Yeah, bro, all luck.
[01:26:47] Such a lucky kill, dude.
[01:26:51] Hey Jinxie can you count down from ten?
[01:26:57] Guys I understand it now. Guys I get it. I get it now. I understand it bro. Oh my god this operator is nutty
[01:27:07] Jinxie you make me hard
[01:27:11] Your chat what time is the broccoli turn into the night seven?
[01:27:14] Yeah, let me know is it 2v2 3v3 and what times what times what times what times
[01:27:22] Eight so is there a eight one and a ten one
[01:27:29] Five seconds ago, bro now that I understand the stock rate, but I'm shitting
[01:27:38] Wait, I just figured out something else with the odd
[01:27:40] Try to figure out something else with the aisle.
[01:27:47] Bro, you could move off this.
[01:27:56] Like you can clear rooms with just the scanner like running along the side of the house.
[01:28:02] Look, because like now I can tell my team like okay there's no roamers downstairs unless
[01:28:08] they had a vigil but this is broken you can just collect now this is clear okay
[01:28:21] now this is clear okay wait now I know he's inside all right this is the best
[01:28:31] operator in the game
[01:28:38] Please God, peek it. Make my day.
[01:28:48] Why, peek? This is the best operator in the game.
[01:28:52] Bro, I can literally roam clear from outside of the building!
[01:28:58] Like, yo, if you play ranked and you ban Vigil,
[01:29:04] I mean, aside from what else? Maybe, um, Adelaide?
[01:29:11] I can literally roam clear without entering the building. That is broken. That is stupid.
[01:29:19] Set you tournament lists in, I message, take your habits. That is broken.
[01:29:27] Beats of silver equals bestop. Now, it's not about beating a silver though. It's about seeing
[01:29:32] the potential. Like if you're playing 5v5 ranked and like let's say your teammates are
[01:29:37] like suspicious that Vigil is roaming in blue bar, Furry discord misses you. How about time
[01:29:44] out big A blind. Back to what I was saying, lost my trade of thought. Jesus! Let's say
[01:29:53] your teammates are suspicious of a roamer in blue bar. I don't have to enter. I
[01:29:58] I was just run by the window and see it.
[01:30:01] Bawrra!
[01:30:02] That's busted, bro bomb!
[01:30:10] That is broken!
[01:30:28] Wait, I shouldn't have scanned. Why am I scanning?
[01:30:36] Bro, the map looks... Dude, I forgot! Coastline!
[01:30:40] Bro, they reworked Coastline as well. Coastline looks good.
[01:30:52] Can I find the site? Like...
[01:30:58] I'm trying to find the site, wait it's got to be sunrise, or no it's got to be, it's
[01:31:13] got to be kitchen, oh my god red, red, red, red, red, red, yeah, this is so good, I'm
[01:31:28] of
[01:31:35] death
[01:31:38] of
[01:31:43] death
[01:31:45] of
[01:31:48] death
[01:31:50] of
[01:31:52] death
[01:31:57] It's good for a silver was it full flaps?
[01:32:17] He was full flashed.
[01:32:21] Oh my God.
[01:32:24] I might lose to a silver.
[01:32:25] No, no, no, lock in.
[01:32:26] NO I'M NOT! I'M NOT LOSING TO MY SILVER!
[01:32:30] Bro this kid is good!
[01:32:32] He's headshotting me instantly, I don't know.
[01:32:34] Wavey to get a bri-
[01:32:38] He's a .6 KD Silver. No he's not dude.
[01:32:42] Bro he's done 60 FOV which is funky.
[01:32:45] That's some funky shiz. That's some funky shiz.
[01:32:49] Yo, reading the YouTube chat again. Stream later please.
[01:32:53] I love beating to you to locate a bomb
[01:32:58] Bonnie Stewart bro is happy to be beating a silver. I'm not shut up
[01:33:04] I'm not happy to be the silver. I'm locked in bro
[01:33:11] Bro, I don't know if he's a smurf. I don't I don't even think he's a smurfer that he's just locked in right now
[01:33:15] I think he's hitting good shots. I think he's hitting good shots
[01:33:23] I should have went for me in front of our player.
[01:33:31] He plays properly, he doesn't groan, he barricades both the doors off, we're going to go with
[01:33:47] a different culture.
[01:33:48] So we know he's inside because of the ability.
[01:33:52] Can I shoot him in the back?
[01:33:57] Right, this kid is not bad.
[01:34:18] He doesn't peek, he's very smart, I don't know.
[01:34:31] He knows that I know.
[01:34:32] I know that he knows that I know.
[01:34:35] But he knows that I know that he knows that I know.
[01:34:39] Soundbake.
[01:34:40] But I know that he knows that he knows that I know that, friend, we know that you know
[01:34:53] that I know that he knows that we know that he knows that I know.
[01:34:57] Yo, for a silver player, not bad.
[01:35:03] Like, did a lot of the things I would have did.
[01:35:05] I would have played smoke, I would have went kitchen, I would have barbed wire both
[01:35:09] the doors off.
[01:35:10] He barricaded all the correctors.
[01:35:12] He didn't really overpeak that much.
[01:35:14] Very solid silver player.
[01:35:16] Now watch, I'm gonna play a gold and like,
[01:35:19] I'm either, listen.
[01:35:20] When I play a gold, I'm either gonna lose
[01:35:23] or I'm gonna four out.
[01:35:24] It's one of them.
[01:35:25] Gold's on me.
[01:35:27] I don't know what to say.
[01:35:28] Gold's like the greatest players of all time.
[01:35:35] I accidentally don't know.
[01:35:37] For that silver was not bad let's hit
[01:35:44] Jinxie today's my birthday. Yo happy birthday, Sam. Love you, bro. Greetings from Belgium. Love you, Xander
[01:35:51] Milk my tithies sinister. You're gonna get banned
[01:36:00] All right, next up we got gold next up we got gold the most intimidating
[01:36:05] Rank in the game, bro
[01:36:10] Let it be the most intimidating rank in the game
[01:36:17] Wait, I'm gonna make I'm gonna make it right to ban
[01:36:22] Bro, but what if they ban you know if they
[01:36:26] Bro, if they ban silent snake, I guys don't dance or solid snake
[01:36:32] Don't ban total snake! Don't ban total snake!
[01:36:41] Someone's gonna do it. I guarantee you. Someone's gonna do it.
[01:36:45] Someone's gonna do it. I guarantee you.
[01:36:48] You can't, I know, but chat, what about customs?
[01:36:51] Because chat, customs and ranked is different.
[01:36:54] What about customs, chat? What about customs?
[01:36:57] That's the thing, chat. What about customs?
[01:37:01] Hi guys, in customs, you can?
[01:37:07] Oh, God.
[01:37:08] Bro, if you play against me, do not!
[01:37:12] Bans all at once, mate.
[01:37:15] Bill's thinking of 200 abilities!
[01:37:21] Can you turn off your face cam?
[01:37:23] You're making me hungry because of your resemblance to an egg.
[01:37:26] Corbin, think of it a prime.
[01:37:29] That's unfair.
[01:37:30] No, it's not. I have to do a challenge.
[01:37:33] What do you mean that's unfair?
[01:37:42] Someone's got a band solid snake.
[01:37:45] I'm only using solid snake.
[01:37:46] How is that unfair?
[01:37:48] They already know what it is.
[01:37:49] I'm gonna go.
[01:37:57] You know, watch that.
[01:37:58] You're right.
[01:37:59] I'm out of here to get my chance.
[01:38:00] They're gonna be at it, they're gonna be at it.
[01:38:03] No, no, you're right, they're gonna be at it.
[01:38:05] They're gonna be at it.
[01:38:06] Tony, you think you're gonna find it?
[01:38:21] You can't, yeah, but chat, that's right.
[01:38:24] In customs, you can be at it.
[01:38:26] High-fives, just shut up!
[01:38:28] Shut up!
[01:38:31] In customs, you can bet it.
[01:38:33] In ranked, you can't.
[01:38:42] Did it pack up it yet?
[01:38:43] Not yet.
[01:38:44] Proud of tomorrow.
[01:38:45] Proud of tomorrow.
[01:38:49] Hey, Jinxie, you look guinable today.
[01:38:51] What the hell does that mean?
[01:38:54] What the hell does that mean?
[01:38:56] All right, now let's get the gold in here.
[01:38:58] Now I'm not gonna lie, I'm intimidated, Gravel.
[01:39:01] Gold players are absolutely mortifying.
[01:39:05] High-fives, are those zeros or os?
[01:39:11] Gold players are intimidating as fuck.
[01:39:16] High-fives, zeros, okay.
[01:39:19] I could fight it with spurs.
[01:39:25] This guy's name isn't coming up.
[01:39:26] Oh, it's a 3, it's a 3, it's a 3, it's a 3.
[01:39:31] If I die before I die, NBA Youngboy, the greatest artist of all time.
[01:39:42] Till next time.
[01:39:43] Thank you for watching till next time.
[01:39:46] Guys, gold time!
[01:39:51] Lock in.
[01:39:53] All right. Our next opponent is a gold player. Now, if you know anything about me, gold players
[01:40:07] owe me. I don't know what it is. They play unpredictable, and they play like psychopaths.
[01:40:14] Like I'm more confident against literally a diamond than I am against a gold because
[01:40:19] gold players don't even know what they're going to do next. So how the fuck do you know?
[01:40:29] Like at least with a diamond player, I can like kind of see what they're going to do
[01:40:36] because like I can kind of play similar. Gold players are literally terrifying. So check,
[01:40:42] I'm not even kidding when I say this. There's probably a 50% chance I lose to this guy.
[01:40:46] I'm not even trolling.
[01:40:48] 50% chance I lose to this guy.
[01:40:56] Your plat level bruh.
[01:40:58] Yo, PP suck, Jeffy.
[01:41:00] First off, your name is PP suck, Jeffy.
[01:41:02] Use your drum.
[01:41:03] Second, Jeffy.
[01:41:04] I solo queue to champion last season.
[01:41:09] How am I plat level?
[01:41:11] That doesn't even make sense.
[01:41:13] I solo queue to champ.
[01:41:15] Literally a week ago!
[01:41:17] Literally three days ago!
[01:41:19] How would I be Platmuffin?
[01:41:21] Startin' to get about to get there.
[01:41:24] Carry, but I solo queue.
[01:41:34] I had a 1.3K to do as well.
[01:41:36] I solo queue to champ last season with a 1.3.
[01:41:39] How am I Platmuffin?
[01:41:41] Bro, do you realize I hit Plat like 8 years ago, bro?
[01:41:46] When it was like...
[01:41:47] That looks like Plat was like...
[01:41:49] Hitting Plat was like hitting Diamond now.
[01:41:52] Because Plat was like, uh...
[01:41:54] Second-nice rank in the game.
[01:41:59] He's not... Okay, he's close.
[01:42:11] You located a bomb.
[01:42:33] Let's have some fun this beat is sick.
[01:42:34] I wanna take a ride of me, just go stick.
[01:42:44] NO! NOT THIS!
[01:42:46] I'm gonna lose to a gold.
[01:42:48] I'm gonna lose to a gold.
[01:42:50] NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!
[01:42:53] WHY DO GOLDS ON ME?
[01:42:57] Kogie, thank you for the prime.
[01:42:59] I gotta lock in. I gotta lock in.
[01:43:01] Fiel, thank you for the prime.
[01:43:02] Ois, thank you for the tier one.
[01:43:03] Hurt, thank you for the one.
[01:43:04] Gold player down on the back right here.
[01:43:09] Oh my God.
[01:43:17] Bro, I actually cannot, I cannot beat gold.
[01:43:22] Gold's on me.
[01:43:22] Check this challenge might have ended literally right here.
[01:43:28] This challenge might have ended right here, right now.
[01:43:31] I'm not trolling.
[01:43:32] this challenge might end right here right now I might lose to the gold it is
[01:43:38] time to lock the fuck in we need to locate a bomb
[01:43:45] we're not gonna come on come on like a rocket she said they come to bottom
[01:43:50] sending hatred from Fairbanks Alaska that's the military where my dad's born
[01:43:55] That's what my dad explained.
[01:44:02] You think, see, my grandma says you're a bad influence.
[01:44:05] Uh, she's probably negative.
[01:44:15] Bro, I'm gonna lose to a fucking gold!
[01:44:20] I'm gonna lose to a gold.
[01:44:22] Why did your channel give me an adult diaper ad?
[01:44:26] What do you mean my channel?
[01:44:30] Wait, caution. Whoa, whoa, what does this mean?
[01:44:34] This is new.
[01:44:38] What does caution mean?
[01:44:40] Check, did y'all explain that one?
[01:44:42] What is this one?
[01:44:43] That means they're on a camera.
[01:44:45] On camera.
[01:44:49] Whoa, alert.
[01:44:51] I'm sorry but this is the best operator in the game chef I'm sorry this is the
[01:45:20] BE BASTOP IN THE FUCKING GAME!
[01:45:24] Bro!
[01:45:25] Wait, okay, okay, okay, chat.
[01:45:28] Caution means they're on a camera?
[01:45:31] Oh, yo, this is so broken.
[01:45:36] Oh my God!
[01:45:38] So, caution means they're on a camera.
[01:45:42] Bro, chat, I don't know if I've, like, drone.
[01:45:45] It's, like, kind of pointless.
[01:45:49] What is the point of droning?
[01:45:51] Okay, now here's the most important question
[01:45:53] about this operator.
[01:45:58] If, okay, do a soapy titty video.
[01:46:04] Mod's permanently been sheeshia underscore baby.
[01:46:08] Okay, that's what I'm gonna say.
[01:46:11] If I scan somebody with my guy,
[01:46:15] does it tell them where I am?
[01:46:17] Or does it... Or does it tell them that... But do you know what I'm saying?
[01:46:22] Ten seconds before insertion.
[01:46:24] What does it do?
[01:46:27] Five seconds before insertion.
[01:46:29] No. Nope. No.
[01:46:32] A bomb has to be located.
[01:46:34] It tells them that you scanned them, but it doesn't tell them...
[01:46:38] Alright. So then this is the best operator in the game.
[01:46:42] So all it says is that you've been scanned.
[01:46:45] It doesn't say where I am.
[01:46:48] Cause bro, it's kind of like Deimos on steroids.
[01:46:52] Cause like with Deimos they can see where I am and I can see where they are.
[01:46:56] Alright, let's get back to the top of the game.
[01:47:02] So I know he can't be close.
[01:47:13] So I just cleared, I literally just cleared this.
[01:47:22] So caution tells you if they're on a cannon.
[01:47:35] He's battering.
[01:47:36] Alright so I'm literally going to go above him and just shoot him through the floor.
[01:48:11] I'm sorry but this is not fair at all.
[01:48:28] I can just take sight because I know where he is.
[01:48:32] This operator is not fair, it's not.
[01:48:37] You stop me, there is not balance at all.
[01:48:41] I kind of like it though.
[01:48:44] Oh, it only scans the floor you're on.
[01:48:46] Okay, thank you for telling me that.
[01:48:48] I'm learning so much right now
[01:48:50] and I'm sure a lot of people are too.
[01:48:52] Great, that is great comms.
[01:48:54] For a second, I thought I could just go
[01:48:56] above him and floor bank.
[01:48:58] Okay, so it only scans the floor I'm on.
[01:49:01] That's really important to know.
[01:49:03] Only scans the floor I'm on.
[01:49:05] It gives them a sound cue when I scan them
[01:49:07] but that's all it gives them.
[01:49:10] I don't even have to waste my scans.
[01:49:12] I can only scan when it's red
[01:49:14] because that means there's an enemy.
[01:49:16] If it's yellow, that means they're on a camera.
[01:49:28] I literally found out everything in one match.
[01:49:30] Yeah, but Chad, you gotta think, bro.
[01:49:31] There's gotta be people that in here
[01:49:33] that don't even know what the operator does.
[01:49:36] including myself and I played right for $10 yesterday.
[01:49:39] But then again, I am brain dead.
[01:49:44] But it's just like insane.
[01:49:49] You gotta remember, Jinxie, you're an idiot.
[01:49:59] You don't even have to drone with this awp, bro.
[01:50:06] He's on the steps.
[01:50:13] This operator is broke!
[01:50:22] I'm not even droating!
[01:50:24] I don't want to come in my pants using this guy, admittedly.
[01:50:51] I don't even want them to nerf it. You know what I think that method is against a
[01:50:58] silent or not silent. I keep saying silent snake solid snake. God, it sounds pretty
[01:51:03] sus bro. But the method against it is I think you should just run at him because
[01:51:08] like if solid snake scans you, he's gonna have this little like UAV radar thing
[01:51:14] out. What a lot of these guys are doing is I'm scanning them and then
[01:51:18] they're just getting scared and hiding behind walls
[01:51:20] and just wallbinding them.
[01:51:22] I think if you run out of them, it's your best bet.
[01:51:27] It's your best bet.
[01:51:29] Does mute not counter him?
[01:51:30] Kind of.
[01:51:31] The best counter I've found for him is vigil.
[01:51:34] Mute doesn't really counter him,
[01:51:35] because you could just grenade the mute chamber.
[01:51:40] What I believe is the strongest way
[01:51:42] to deal with the solid snake is when you get
[01:51:45] Scanned by him, don't fucking panic, just run at him.
[01:51:48] He's gonna have his little radar out if you're close.
[01:51:51] If you're far, don't sprint across the globe to kill him.
[01:51:54] But like, if you hear Solid Snake,
[01:51:56] kind of get close to him,
[01:51:58] let him scan you and then just swing.
[01:52:02] Alibi counters him as well.
[01:52:04] Nobody actually played against his ran Alibi yet,
[01:52:06] but they have ran Vigil, Vigil does counter him.
[01:52:09] Vigil does counter him.
[01:52:10] Hopefully one of the higher ranks runs Alibi.
[01:52:15] I think the play is running out of the game scare doesn't help anything
[01:53:15] I'm being so dead ass guys, this is the best opportunity.
[01:53:25] You can just walk around like a chicken with your head cut off.
[01:53:29] You don't even have to drop.
[01:53:31] Bro, this operator is so good if you have brain rot.
[01:53:36] You can literally spend the prep phase just scrolling through TikTok, load it into the
[01:53:39] to actually face and just run around that wall until you see a red scanner.
[01:53:45] I know your snake is solid right now.
[01:53:49] This is like a premium operator.
[01:53:51] If you have brain, it's going to get nerfed.
[01:53:54] Yeah, I kind of hope it doesn't get nerfed.
[01:53:58] I like when they have like good ops because like is the operator game
[01:54:03] breaking?
[01:54:04] It's not game breaking, but it's really strong.
[01:54:07] It's very strong, but it doesn't count.
[01:54:09] It's gonna be fair next time we got black chat next time we got black. He does have counters rocket leak
[01:54:13] I'm gonna finish this challenge. I'm gonna get a rocket leak
[01:54:19] That's just black. I can't today case on because I'm filming a video and then I'm a young rocket league
[01:54:27] But I could soon though
[01:54:30] Okay, shout out shout. Let's get a flat
[01:54:33] Let's get a flat. Let's get a lot. Let's get the flat
[01:54:36] Yeah. Yeah, I thought I got you, twin.
[01:54:40] Moco, Moco 365, Jack, we might have actually uncovered the best operator in the game, Dades.
[01:54:53] Bro now that I understand this operator, I'm going to spam the shit in right.
[01:54:59] But here's another thing about it though.
[01:55:02] You actually have that good recoil control to use it.
[01:55:05] God because bro if they would have given this operator like a broken ass gun like don't you're on the f2 is good
[01:55:12] But you have to control recoil
[01:55:14] You can't just be like a bot
[01:55:19] Bro, I don't know
[01:55:22] He's not on anymore
[01:55:27] Wait, does he have a DMR?
[01:55:29] Yeah, hold on
[01:55:31] Wait, he hasn't- Wait, what?
[01:55:33] I thought he just had the F2?
[01:55:37] What do you mean he has the DMR as well?
[01:55:40] BORAH!
[01:55:42] He has the DMR?
[01:55:44] So never mind, you don't even have to have good recoil control.
[01:55:48] Okay.
[01:55:50] Yeah, this operator's busted, dude.
[01:55:52] Walking eye about it, Jim.
[01:55:54] This operator's completely fucking broken.
[01:55:57] Like, first impressions, I'm giving this operator like a 9.3 out of 10.
[01:56:03] Alright, next up we got the Platinum.
[01:56:07] I've lost a total of three rounds, I think.
[01:56:14] Brother, how bad is your recoil control to think the F2 with a grip is hard?
[01:56:19] Your avid Glazer too easy?
[01:56:22] I don't know if everything I just said went in one ear out the other.
[01:56:26] I said the if you use the F2 you have to actually have like some recall control
[01:56:31] I'm not saying it's hard for me to control. I'm saying like the average
[01:56:35] Broms can't just pick up this operator and shit on people. Did everything I
[01:56:41] just say go in one ear out the other? Mr. Max to get it right.
[01:56:49] Attack on padded update, I finished season 3, holy serma.
[01:56:54] Wait I picked twits, whoa!
[01:56:59] Oh my god I picked twits.
[01:57:01] Good comps, fact good comps.
[01:57:03] Yeah I wonder what happens against Alibi, I don't know, I don't know all the interactions yet.
[01:57:09] That's kind of why I wanted to do this, to see all the different interactions and all the different ranks.
[01:57:19] you have to restart the whole challenge not luckily they made it to where I can
[01:57:31] switch in the prep phase now silver things one bebo digger it's your one
[01:57:36] twist it's your one you're gonna lose to the flag just was I might my god
[01:57:46] He's lit.
[01:57:47] He's lit.
[01:57:48] That's blood.
[01:57:49] That's blood.
[01:57:52] Feeling like that's some organ.
[01:57:57] He's vigil.
[01:57:58] Wow, he's vigil.
[01:58:00] They're getting smarter.
[01:58:16] I'm just gonna jump in and pre-fire him three two one
[01:58:27] Yo, I'm not gonna lie visual hard counters the fuck out of this guy
[01:58:35] Because bro, I basically um
[01:58:39] Bro, I basically just can't ever scam them
[01:58:42] like wow vigil really good against him obviously when the ability wears off I
[01:58:49] mean if I wanted to be an absolute chud muffin I could just wait until vigil
[01:58:55] scanner wears off and then scan calm think of it a brand text think of it
[01:59:00] your one which other DMR wait wait wait I know this DMR this is on is this
[01:59:08] Wait, no, this is new, actually. Is this new?
[01:59:15] Is this a new DMR?
[01:59:19] No, it's not. Yes, no, yes, no.
[01:59:26] Wait, Jack, what operator has a DMR? What operator has a DMR?
[01:59:32] Oh, it came out last season.
[01:59:36] 5 seconds
[02:00:00] I'm not like the F2 more I'm not gonna lie
[02:00:02] Wait, why am I droning? I have solid snake.
[02:00:07] Oh, he died at the intro, that's true.
[02:00:11] Mario at the intro.
[02:00:13] Child.
[02:00:32] Where this guy is way too aggressive.
[02:00:40] I know you're on the stairs, bro.
[02:00:41] Weird thing I've eliminated.
[02:00:47] Alright, Mr. Platinum.
[02:00:50] Wow.
[02:00:51] I should have just made it in the stairs.
[02:00:57] I wanted to take a gunfight.
[02:00:59] I just got literally fucked in the ass.
[02:01:02] Wow!
[02:01:04] Holy shit!
[02:01:06] I mean, I just got fucked in the ass.
[02:01:11] Good, eh?
[02:01:12] I mean, he instantly head shot at me.
[02:01:14] Cause the boss, he like doesn't even watch out a bit more,
[02:01:17] but if you head shot, I guess.
[02:01:21] Me next.
[02:01:21] Yeah, let me use the F2.
[02:01:23] So I'm gonna use the F2, let me use the F2.
[02:01:25] Bro, he literally just plowed me in the ass.
[02:01:28] I just got plowed in the ass.
[02:01:31] Hey, Jynx, you heard about the bathwater giveaway.
[02:01:34] How do I sign it?
[02:01:38] 10 seconds before insertion.
[02:01:40] Are we dead at ass?
[02:01:41] Wait, let me drip out my gun.
[02:01:43] I wanna go Black Ice JC Charm White Attachment.
[02:01:55] Me next!
[02:01:55] Nobody's fucked with me in the ass!
[02:01:58] It's got a smite against the top of the pistol.
[02:02:05] It's really working.
[02:02:58] my timing I switched my angle okay this guy this is why I wanted to add advanced
[02:03:08] because he's literally just playing vigil I can't scan it like he knows my
[02:03:21] exact operator and he's just spamming the hard counter
[02:03:25] Bruh, I went to go change my leaning, and my cortisol's fine, have I?
[02:03:31] SHUT UP!
[02:03:32] I went to go lean from left to right and it swits me while I do it.
[02:03:36] Yes, no idea I'm doing that.
[02:03:37] Just pure luck and pure timing.
[02:03:39] Have I?
[02:03:40] Get this goddamn thing out of my face!
[02:03:45] I'm not supposed to do it.
[02:03:51] Goddamn plot!
[02:03:54] How is your timing that good?
[02:03:55] I go from leaning left to leaning right
[02:03:57] and you swing as I switch.
[02:03:59] And then the round before you hit some God tier shot on me.
[02:04:03] Like, oh my God!
[02:04:09] Five seconds before it's dishes.
[02:04:13] I actually got to fucking lose it.
[02:04:14] I'm gonna go slow through and it's just a bomb.
[02:04:17] You have located a bomb.
[02:04:47] of
[02:04:54] of
[02:04:57] of
[02:05:01] of
[02:05:07] of
[02:05:12] Get shit on! Get shit on!
[02:05:15] I've got the mission's examples.
[02:05:20] He almost did the same thing again!
[02:05:22] Holy timing! Holy timing!
[02:05:25] My god, holy timing!
[02:05:27] This guy's like the timing fighter boss, fuck!
[02:05:30] Stop and think of her to prime. Busty father, think of her to tier one.
[02:05:34] What? Batman, think of her to prime.
[02:05:36] Hey, Mr. Blue, how's the kid?
[02:05:39] You're getting mobbed? Yeah, I know it's it's like I just got fucking one tapped in the second round and then the third round
[02:05:48] I got timid
[02:05:50] I'm not losing to a plaque girl. I'm not losing to a fucking plaque.
[02:06:01] Click, think of it as my gift to click. Appreciate you. Click, think of it as my gift to a beautiful
[02:06:08] next lock in I'm not losing to a placard I'm not losing to a fucking placard
[02:06:12] click think of it if I gifted click appreciate you click thinking about it
[02:06:16] Can we get a tip slip no?
[02:06:46] I will shot my drone as if it would matter.
[02:07:16] of
[02:07:23] the
[02:07:26] death
[02:07:31] of
[02:07:33] death
[02:07:36] of
[02:07:38] death
[02:07:40] of
[02:08:15] I'll kill you.
[02:08:44] Come on! Get that wick shit out of here!
[02:08:48] Let's go!
[02:08:50] Let's fucking go!
[02:08:55] Soup, think of it or not.
[02:08:56] Cod, think of it or not.
[02:08:57] A-lay, think of it or not.
[02:08:58] Phantom, think of it or not.
[02:08:59] Arcel, think of it or not.
[02:09:00] Let's go, one more dog?
[02:09:02] One fucking more dog?
[02:09:05] Fart it on me.
[02:09:06] All right!
[02:09:08] Give me your milkers.
[02:09:10] All right!
[02:09:12] Let's go chat. Let's go.
[02:09:13] Alright, we beat the plat into the emerald.
[02:09:15] We're already, we're kind of flying.
[02:09:17] We're kind of flying.
[02:09:19] Muscle, think of it as your one.
[02:09:20] I had to lock in, bro.
[02:09:21] I had to really lock in.
[02:09:25] I had to lock in.
[02:09:26] Sit on my face.
[02:09:29] Can you flash us?
[02:09:33] You haven't beat him yet.
[02:09:34] Hi Vex, what the fuck?
[02:09:36] What the fuck type of modding is that?
[02:09:38] Hi Vex, you're supposed to like,
[02:09:40] pick me up and be positive.
[02:09:42] What do you mean you haven't beaten him yet? High-five!
[02:09:44] Spit me out, dude.
[02:09:46] The hell?
[02:09:47] Outlaw, think about it.
[02:09:50] Flash your tiddies right now.
[02:09:52] Neptune, do me a favor, bro.
[02:09:54] Find God.
[02:10:04] Bro, I love just not even having to drone
[02:10:06] because of how broken his ability is.
[02:10:09] Look at how he runs.
[02:10:11] What do you mean, show tip?
[02:10:33] You're naughty.
[02:10:34] I love y'all, bro. Even if I lose to this flat and y'all are gonna make fun of me.
[02:10:46] That just saved my life. The scavenger just saved my life. Did you see that? Oh my god.
[02:10:59] I'm just scared of just saving my life.
[02:11:09] He's gonna shoot the drone, I'm gonna fry him.
[02:11:15] Come on! Walk down gang!
[02:11:17] This is what you can do with a drone.
[02:11:23] Alright, thank god we beat the platinum.
[02:11:25] Why are platinum so good, Jesus Christ?
[02:11:29] All right, next up we got Emerald Jack.
[02:11:32] I'm gonna go goon P, I'm gonna go P really quick.
[02:11:35] Not goon.
[02:11:36] I'll be back in 52 seconds.
[02:11:38] If you're Emerald, type your neighbor Jack in the chat.
[02:11:41] I'm gonna go P.
[02:11:43] We're almost done with the challenge.
[02:11:47] Let's go, baby.
[02:12:59] Jack, what is up guys?
[02:13:24] Guys, what is up, guys?
[02:13:33] What is up, guys?
[02:13:35] I'm back in the building.
[02:13:38] You look so breathable, okay?
[02:13:42] How is that the first message I come back to?
[02:13:44] You look so breathable.
[02:13:46] Should I be like, is that a compliment?
[02:13:48] Like, what does that even mean?
[02:13:50] 19 months of watching you ball beat.
[02:13:52] Thanks for making me laugh.
[02:13:53] Hey jams, thank you for the kind words.
[02:13:55] Thank you for the kind words, dude, legitimately, bro.
[02:13:57] Holy estrogen.
[02:13:59] Chat, I still don't really know what that means, bro.
[02:14:02] Guys, I thought it's not possible for me to have estrogen.
[02:14:06] You're so bald and horizontally challenged.
[02:14:09] Gingis, appreciate the prime,
[02:14:10] but this is your last time in the stream.
[02:14:12] Blue dino, they go to the prime.
[02:14:15] I hate you.
[02:14:17] Estrogen, final boss.
[02:14:18] All right, we're in the last three ranks.
[02:14:32] Next up we got Emmerwood with black ice packs.
[02:14:34] Not yet.
[02:14:35] We're going to do a black ice pack opening tomorrow, Thursday, Wednesday.
[02:14:40] We're bringing back fan mail, or no, sorry, Thursday.
[02:14:46] We're doing the alpha backup, or no, Thursday, fuck, fuck.
[02:14:50] Thursday, we're opening all the new packs at once.
[02:14:52] I have like over 120, it's gonna be peak.
[02:14:56] Friday, that is a cute dog.
[02:14:58] Oh my God, is that a husky?
[02:15:01] That is a cute dog.
[02:15:02] Friday, we're doing fan mail.
[02:15:07] Sunday, we got a cinema stream.
[02:15:11] We're doing the biggest R6 tournament
[02:15:12] we've ever hosted, Sunday night.
[02:15:14] Sunday afternoon, we're playing KSI and FIFA, all gonna be in one day.
[02:15:18] We're gonna play KSI and FIFA, if we win, we get it to the side by chair to match.
[02:15:23] Right after that, we're doing the 3v3 streamer tournament.
[02:15:27] You are so submissive and filled with estrogen.
[02:15:32] Play the final 1v1 against Stompin.
[02:15:34] No, I'm gonna get bent over a table.
[02:15:37] All right, next up, we got the Emeralds.
[02:15:44] Next up we got the emerald dad calling
[02:15:51] Call them back check this the emerald back in yo dad. What's up?
[02:16:00] Yes, fan mail in in friday. Yeah, friday
[02:16:06] So chat what we're gonna be doing is
[02:16:09] We're gonna do the fan mail openings for the first like hour and then
[02:16:14] After that, we're going to open the letters with my dad.
[02:16:19] I think we call it, James C opens the mail with dad letters.
[02:16:24] Yes, yes.
[02:16:25] Because he, he, because, yeah, here's the thing.
[02:16:28] I,
[02:16:29] Because they fall, I mean, I, I'm going to bring them over.
[02:16:33] I will drive from my slum in South Tampa to Tampa Springs
[02:16:38] to deliver the letters and we're going to open them together.
[02:16:41] Yeah, the thing is I always forget to open the letters and then my dad
[02:16:45] And then my dad attacks me like
[02:16:49] Yeah, I just forget but now I won't forget
[02:16:55] Hell yeah, um, yeah
[02:16:59] Yeah Friday like day Friday day
[02:17:07] I don't have a garbage bag
[02:17:11] Yeah, my dad doesn't take the friggin bus, okay?
[02:17:18] Oh, yeah.
[02:17:19] All right, I know you, dad.
[02:17:20] You're looking beautiful.
[02:17:21] Yes, dude, you got to play.
[02:17:22] You got to play.
[02:17:23] You know what?
[02:17:24] You don't have to.
[02:17:25] You don't have to.
[02:17:26] You don't have to play.
[02:17:27] I'm looking up.
[02:17:28] I'm playing 14 minutes.
[02:17:29] I have sex.
[02:17:30] All right, dad.
[02:17:31] Love you.
[02:17:32] All right, dad.
[02:17:33] Love you.
[02:17:34] All right, dad.
[02:17:35] Love you.
[02:17:36] All right, dad.
[02:17:37] Love you.
[02:17:38] Love you.
[02:17:39] Love you.
[02:17:40] All right chat emerald game walk in
[02:17:51] Whoa, this guy is what he's doing his handles
[02:17:59] Um, the mute mute kicks you out of it
[02:18:02] Yeah.
[02:18:03] He's deep.
[02:18:12] Come on!
[02:18:17] Hit him!
[02:18:22] Hit him!
[02:18:25] Hit him!
[02:18:28] Hit him!
[02:18:30] Let's go!
[02:18:31] Hit him and walk in.
[02:18:33] Chad, let's get in this!
[02:18:37] Chad, now I'm locked in.
[02:18:39] Like bro, no, no, no, no.
[02:18:41] Now I'm locked in.
[02:18:43] Let's friggin' go.
[02:18:49] Now I'm locked in.
[02:18:51] Entertain me more.
[02:18:53] Cool guy 23455.
[02:18:55] Shut the fuck up.
[02:18:57] Let's hit him and leave.
[02:18:58] Shut up!
[02:18:59] And be thinking for the crime Zillen they cover the tier one this like say they go to your one twink alert
[02:19:10] Yeah, let's go y'all let's fucking go y'all
[02:19:15] Let's go y'all you look like a cutie patootie. Thank you, bro. I've never even heard that one. Thank you
[02:19:20] Dude, thank you. You look like a cutie patootie. Thank you. Chattis and roll game lock in
[02:19:25] We need to locate a bomb.
[02:19:31] R6 streamer draft win?
[02:19:32] What a great idea.
[02:19:33] Bro we gotta do that.
[02:19:35] Wow what a great idea.
[02:19:36] We get every R6 streamer and we do 8 teams of 5 players each.
[02:19:42] 40 players, 8 captains and we draft it all.
[02:19:45] PC or console.
[02:19:46] Holy shit that would be sentimental.
[02:19:49] What a great idea.
[02:19:53] You know what?
[02:19:54] I could probably set that up like next week, like next Sunday. Literally mod that guy.
[02:20:01] Also mods, mod him and then suck his dick.
[02:20:04] Kidding. How are you so chopped?
[02:20:08] Alright.
[02:20:10] Alright!
[02:20:12] I
[02:20:24] Sufferance you look at how fast it regenerates
[02:20:29] Oh, I got big I got big. Oh, no. That's the counter people are saying. Oh my god, bro. It treats out of eyes like people
[02:20:36] Oh, that's another out of I okay you can tell because it doesn't move all right that's the
[02:20:46] That's fake. Okay.
[02:20:58] I gotta get rid of this Allaba.
[02:21:04] WAIT! THAT'S ACTUALLY SMART!
[02:21:12] It's another Allaba, isn't it?
[02:21:14] Yeah, it's another alibi.
[02:21:26] Alright, this is really tricky.
[02:21:33] I just came on my pants! What a shot!
[02:21:37] God!
[02:21:40] For the Emerald God, nothing on me God,
[02:21:42] nothing on you girl, nothing on you girl.
[02:21:47] Pineapple, Jinxie, today is my birthday.
[02:21:48] Happy birthday Pineapple.
[02:21:50] Zavie thinking for the cheer one,
[02:21:51] Mick thinking for the prime,
[02:21:52] Bode thinking for the cheer one,
[02:21:54] Jasmine thinking for the prime.
[02:21:55] Jack, that is what we call good right.
[02:21:58] Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
[02:22:00] Honest opinion out of I, hard counters.
[02:22:06] Solid snake.
[02:22:07] Vigil does a good job of like mitigating him,
[02:22:11] but Vigil doesn't hard counter him.
[02:22:13] Alibi literally hard counters him
[02:22:16] because it makes you think it's a person.
[02:22:19] Like that, like that ass.
[02:22:21] He's thinking of the front.
[02:22:26] Haven't been in here in a while.
[02:22:27] Dude is so bald.
[02:22:29] Thank you, bro.
[02:22:30] Well, I think thank you.
[02:22:32] Junko's face, think of the front.
[02:22:33] You're trying to locate a bomb.
[02:22:35] 10 seconds.
[02:22:38] Chat now, what?
[02:22:42] Oh, Soda's probably does hard counter.
[02:22:45] Because you can see what it is out through the wall.
[02:22:48] But that was funny on Saturday when the Ability saved my life.
[02:22:53] They might say hi,
[02:22:56] and I might say hey,
[02:22:59] but they said they were worried about what they said.
[02:23:04] You look like you need a bomb.
[02:23:14] TTS? Uh, chat, I would have done TTS, but the problem is guys, I'm about to be in Diamond and I need to lock it.
[02:23:25] It's here to make you back to Byland Bay the day you tell me.
[02:23:34] Jinksid, you're beautiful. Thank you for having me. Like, no, legitimately thank you.
[02:23:55] He's on a vigil. He's smart at the boy.
[02:24:03] I don't know where you are.
[02:24:23] I can't die. I can't lose. I'm too fucking died! I'm too fucking died!
[02:24:30] Let's go dog!
[02:24:32] I wish I hit that first pre-fire on him that would have been
[02:24:34] oh shah oh shah
[02:24:37] Twill thinking about it
[02:24:38] Endo thinking about it too much
[02:24:40] Bappa thinking about it
[02:24:41] Uchi thinking about it
[02:24:43] Guys, let's go guys
[02:24:46] Bro, if we foro sweep the Emerald
[02:24:48] You see what I'm talking about
[02:24:50] The gold gets two rounds
[02:24:51] The plat gets two rounds
[02:24:53] But then the Emerald gets swept
[02:24:54] I'm telling you bro
[02:24:55] Golds are like underrated shit
[02:24:58] Literally
[02:24:59] Show your ass on camera
[02:25:02] What do you were about to be in champion?
[02:25:10] It's not a Mickey Mouse Emerald, dude.
[02:25:18] It's not a Mickey Mouse Emerald, dude.
[02:25:21] Check all the people in here are people that high-five stat checked and hand picked.
[02:25:27] John, think of it as a follow up.
[02:25:28] Joe, think of it as your one.
[02:25:29] Stinky and leaky with the prime sum.
[02:25:33] Cheesecake with the prime.
[02:25:36] Josh with the prime.
[02:25:38] Josh, think of it as a prime.
[02:25:39] Put it inside.
[02:25:42] Dinssey, what you doing football stream?
[02:25:44] I might be on football stream soon.
[02:25:51] Maybe, maybe, maybe.
[02:25:57] That's the right window, where's the camera?
[02:26:13] BAAARRA!
[02:26:14] It's like in the room.
[02:26:21] so yeah okay when you're above you can't see shit I guess that's somewhat
[02:26:29] balance is him I mean bro imagine people just being on the roof calling you
[02:26:32] Yeah that would be absolutely fine man.
[02:26:54] I'm not f***ing sh**t the f*** up, Chase!
[02:27:02] good game bro
[02:27:09] bomb is in the way
[02:27:19] to hit your egg in the back and then ask for a nap before putting your mom somewhere
[02:27:24] your dad is in the house down
[02:27:28] I'm legitimately disgusting at this fucking game!
[02:27:38] Alright, get the diamond in here, lord have mercy on his soul.
[02:27:44] Stixie the Gertrubran.
[02:27:46] Get the diamond in here dude.
[02:27:50] Good luck son.
[02:27:51] I just 4-0 swept and emerald?
[02:27:54] Tway, the Gord of Brand.
[02:28:02] Alright guys, we are now on the second highest rank in the game, dude.
[02:28:08] Second highest rank in the game.
[02:28:11] Max, the good of all of them.
[02:28:13] Feels good to won one every rank.
[02:28:14] Haven't done this in forever, forever, forever, baby.
[02:28:17] I think the last time was when Deimos got released,
[02:28:20] which was like fucking what, over a year ago?
[02:28:23] 2 years ago, Grace didn't think of her to find, Daddy, Lars didn't think of her to cheer one.
[02:28:28] Nah, Deimos was out in like 2024, maybe 2023.
[02:28:32] Dare I say 2023?
[02:28:40] When did Deimos give release 2024?
[02:28:42] Bro, Deimos was like an aura operator.
[02:28:46] Like when he does that little whistle while he's scanning you, that's fucking aura.
[02:28:51] All right, enough Xbox, 1995.
[02:28:53] All right, this is the diamond game, guys.
[02:28:57] Time to lock the fuck in motherfucker.
[02:29:00] Fatal, I think of it at five.
[02:29:05] Fatal, I think of it at five.
[02:29:08] Frank, think of it at two or one.
[02:29:09] Hey, man, thanks for nothing.
[02:29:11] Frank, are you dead ass, bro?
[02:29:15] Frank, are you like dead ass?
[02:29:18] Bro's yapping.
[02:29:19] I'm really not.
[02:29:20] I'm not really much of a yapper,
[02:29:22] but I'm streaming so I'm talking.
[02:29:24] It's not a yap.
[02:29:25] Yapping is when somebody rambles on and on and on
[02:29:29] about something over and over and over again
[02:29:32] and they're not even saying anything about you.
[02:29:35] I don't yap.
[02:29:37] Yap.
[02:29:38] Holy shit, shut it up.
[02:29:39] Yeah, shut up.
[02:29:41] Shut it.
[02:29:42] You're doing it right now.
[02:29:43] Stop talking.
[02:29:45] Okay.
[02:29:46] This shit has gotta be range made.
[02:29:48] I'm not yapping, bro.
[02:29:50] legitimately all right we are taking on the diamond we just got done beating
[02:30:02] the emerald player four to zero now and the last shot was literally or I'm not
[02:30:09] yapping I'm talking I'm not yapping we beat the emerald player four to zero
[02:30:16] Y'all don't know what yapping is, clearly.
[02:30:18] We beat the Emerald player 4-0, bro.
[02:30:21] The last shot was clean, unlocked in a mentoring flow state.
[02:30:24] A stint.
[02:30:26] If we beat the Diamond, we make it all the way to champion,
[02:30:29] which will be hosted on Oregon.
[02:30:32] I feel like this guy's going to be broken on Oregon.
[02:30:34] So I can just go to trophy and scan the entire objective.
[02:30:37] Toast, take over to get to it.
[02:30:43] Toast, take over to get to it.
[02:30:45] I'm not yapping bro, shut it!
[02:30:48] Wood, think of what it's your wand, wood, Psh-cha!
[02:30:51] Toast, think of what it gets it, Psh-cha!
[02:30:53] Cheng of Toth, think of what it gets!
[02:30:59] So, which one are you thinking that ass is going to die before 3rd?
[02:31:04] Five, six.
[02:31:06] Zesty, ass is for myself.
[02:31:08] Mara!
[02:31:10] Purple bag, think of what it's going to be!
[02:31:12] Chris, think of what it's going to be!
[02:31:15] You ruined my week by streaming okay how does one stream ruin your week brother you
[02:31:31] don't you're not forced to be in the fucking stream like brother you don't have to be in
[02:31:36] history
[02:31:40] five diamond games let me focus bro
[02:31:45] can't I just do this?
[02:31:52] Oh my god, I forgot mute you can't see oh my god
[02:32:17] I just did myself. Bro, I forgot to get to see what you can't see. Oh my God. Wow. Holy shit.
[02:32:28] I should be dead. I don't know how he missed. Lights are too bright, bro. Chad, he might be nervous, bro. Chad, don't be so, bro.
[02:32:36] Don't be so quick to judge somebody, bro. Don't be so quick to judge somebody. Chad, this guy might be real good.
[02:32:41] I might be really good. He might just be nervous.
[02:32:43] He hit diamond.
[02:32:44] Guys, don't judge, bro.
[02:32:45] Don't judge people.
[02:32:47] Never ever judge somebody, dude.
[02:32:51] Guys, he might be good.
[02:32:52] He might just be nervous.
[02:32:52] He's probably nervous.
[02:32:55] Don't judge, bro.
[02:32:56] Don't judge people, bro.
[02:32:58] G.J. de Devoto.
[02:33:01] Freddie laughed.
[02:33:01] I'm not on Five Nights at Freddy's.
[02:33:03] I'm gonna go Five Nights at Freddy's in a year.
[02:33:06] In a year.
[02:33:07] in a year.
[02:33:12] Greetings, Ag.
[02:33:17] Somebody literally typed Greetings, Ag.
[02:33:22] Insertion in five seconds.
[02:33:27] You let the locate and diffuse a bomb.
[02:33:32] Don't judge. Also, JC judges clip by 30 seconds left.
[02:33:36] Bro, listen. When I'm coaching somebody, they're literally submitting in a hand-picked clip to get judged.
[02:33:43] I have to be brutal or I'll get an alert.
[02:33:50] Alright, you're right.
[02:33:52] Alright, you're right.
[02:33:54] You're right, you're right.
[02:33:55] No, he's right, he's right.
[02:33:57] He's right, he's right.
[02:34:06] He's back on mute.
[02:34:13] He's in.
[02:34:25] Right here.
[02:34:26] 100%.
[02:34:27] I guarantee he's right here.
[02:34:28] He's gonna run?
[02:34:31] I guarantee you this guy's on me.
[02:34:42] I know he's here.
[02:34:44] Did y'all see that?
[02:35:59] Oh my god!
[02:36:07] What the fuck?
[02:36:09] Bro, that was kind of like unwinnable for me.
[02:36:11] Alright, I gotta save my Nade for that door cuz he keeps sitting on it and that new chamber shit is annoying.
[02:36:18] Chad, he's not a fake diamond. Shut up!
[02:36:22] Zeke, think of it in a similar way. Ranked 2.0 diamond. Guys, yeah, that's the thing.
[02:36:26] There's no such thing as a ranked 1.0 diamond who's still diamond. That's not even possible
[02:36:31] Bro, if you were diamond at the right 1.0, you're obviously gonna be champ now, y'all
[02:36:37] Unless you've literally been diamond for like three years, which if that's the case, bro
[02:36:42] How's that even possible?
[02:36:43] Which, think of it, it's your water. Sun. Which, we say that it's your one
[02:36:50] Yo, ten dollar hauler coming in from Logan
[02:36:55] Two out of four, huh?
[02:36:58] All righty, eyebrow.
[02:37:00] Ten seconds to go.
[02:37:01] What the fuck does that even mean?
[02:37:04] All righty, eyebrow?
[02:37:10] Let's locate and accuse the bomb.
[02:37:12] What?
[02:37:13] Chad, don't go by eyebrows. You guys can call me Nicholas.
[02:37:16] Y'all can call me Nicholas.
[02:37:18] All right?
[02:37:22] Pre-recorded stream.
[02:37:24] Are you praying dead?
[02:37:26] You can't re-record a live stream!
[02:37:36] He actually went up again.
[02:37:38] Guarantee he peaks the window.
[02:37:48] Two brown.
[02:37:49] He switched it up from up.
[02:37:54] should I kill you or stop a rangle?
[02:38:02] hello dickalus ah it's Nicholas not dickalus
[02:38:06] it's not what I said
[02:38:18] okay you might be asking yourself JC
[02:38:20] why did you make a tiny hole on the wall?
[02:38:22] Well, to answer your question, baby...
[02:38:28] Fuckin' tough.
[02:38:32] I suppose it's all these things that make you a champion player, though.
[02:38:52] Bro, open my legs.
[02:38:55] Alright!
[02:38:56] Bro, he's on such a good angle.
[02:38:59] Wait, what?
[02:39:02] Oh!
[02:39:03] Alright, so there's going to be one wigglin' this round.
[02:39:14] Alright, so there's going to be one wigglin' this round.
[02:39:21] One way and one way only.
[02:39:23] Because right now, he's holding an angle on me and I'm 30 HP.
[02:39:27] But, if I can distract him with a drone, I can take sight of him.
[02:39:36] Holy shit, he's locked.
[02:39:38] Alright, my only option is to run my drone out of him. He has no more freezes.
[02:39:41] I need to run my drone out of him and then jump it and then run it off of it.
[02:39:45] I'm actually the right son
[02:39:56] I'm actually
[02:39:58] This is discussing like this discussing Brooklyn. They give it a drive appreciate job
[02:40:06] But I was actually really hard to win he was just freezing me and I was like 30 health
[02:40:10] Bro, if we 4-0 sweep an emerald and 4-0 sweep a diamond, could you imagine if we 4-0 sweep
[02:40:17] a champ?
[02:40:18] That would be fucking aura.
[02:40:20] Carter's mood dude.
[02:40:24] Carter with the 5 gifts in.
[02:40:25] Are you a Carter glazer?
[02:40:27] Jesus Murphy.
[02:40:29] Yo, so if you look at the YouTube chat, this is what it is.
[02:40:34] Script it.
[02:40:35] Script it.
[02:40:36] W after.
[02:40:38] Windows your stream end.
[02:40:39] I will beat you.
[02:40:41] What are you doing right now?
[02:40:43] Joe Bart mobs you.
[02:40:45] Since when did he get good?
[02:40:47] Are you streaming on Gmail?
[02:40:49] Chat, this is legitimately the YouTube chat.
[02:40:52] I swear to God, the YouTube chat is worse than the Twitch.
[02:40:55] Your buns scripted, I hate you.
[02:40:59] Carter mobs you.
[02:41:00] Why can't I skip too much yapping?
[02:41:07] Who are you?
[02:41:08] Like, what does that even mean?
[02:41:09] The mission is to locate and defuse a bomb.
[02:41:13] Who are you?
[02:41:16] I fucking despise you, Nicholas.
[02:41:18] Okay?
[02:41:19] Okay.
[02:41:20] Okay.
[02:41:21] Okay.
[02:41:22] Okay.
[02:41:22] Okay.
[02:41:23] Okay.
[02:41:24] Okay.
[02:41:25] Okay.
[02:41:26] Okay.
[02:41:27] Okay.
[02:41:28] Okay.
[02:41:28] Okay.
[02:41:29] Okay.
[02:41:30] Okay.
[02:41:31] Okay.
[02:41:32] Okay.
[02:41:33] Okay.
[02:41:33] Okay.
[02:41:34] Okay.
[02:41:35] Okay.
[02:41:36] Okay.
[02:41:37] Okay.
[02:41:38] of
[02:41:55] you have located bomb
[02:42:57] I'm four eliminated that's how you four oh sweet but I'm in prayer
[02:43:04] Four oh sweet by the way
[02:43:10] Four oh sweet by the way it's not scripted shut up
[02:43:15] We're literally grabbing people from chat shut up
[02:43:20] damn
[02:43:22] All right now we're gonna the champion in here now we're gonna the champion in here now we're gonna the champion in here
[02:43:27] High-vives type trying to find another copper give me a second you know high-vives you know
[02:43:37] damn well it's not a copper you motherfucker you know it's not a copper vise shut up damn
[02:43:53] Last game chat, can't we beat the champion using only silence thing?
[02:43:58] Yeah, I'm going to be honest, bro, I'll give my closing statement right after this game chat.
[02:44:04] If I beat the champ, we're going to rock a league motherfuckers.
[02:44:07] Haven't we had a rock league tournament like three days?
[02:44:10] Chad been feeding answered.
[02:44:11] Thank you for the prime.
[02:44:13] And that's taken for the prime.
[02:44:14] Yo, streamer draft tournament, great idea for our six.
[02:44:18] Great idea.
[02:44:19] We get 40 streamers, bro.
[02:44:21] Great fucking idea.
[02:44:22] We get eight captains, beautiful.
[02:44:25] Mod that guy.
[02:44:26] Mods, mods, mod him, and then suck his penis.
[02:44:29] Literally, literally.
[02:44:33] Peek and bite.
[02:44:34] Peek and I'm gonna invite you.
[02:44:35] You're gonna be representing the champions today, my boy.
[02:44:39] Now, chat, I'm gonna be honest.
[02:44:40] Hi guys, I ate like some lasagna
[02:44:43] and it's not sitting well in my stomach right now.
[02:44:47] So, hi guys, what I made you do
[02:44:49] is take over the stream for about two minutes
[02:44:50] because I'm about to go shit.
[02:44:52] After I get done shitting, I'm gonna lock in.
[02:45:50] Thank you.
[02:46:20] you
[02:46:50] you
[02:47:20] you
[02:48:50] Alright, champion game, let's do this shit.
[02:49:15] Champion game, let's do this shit.
[02:49:17] 1v1.
[02:49:18] 1v1 vs. every rank using only solid snake.
[02:49:25] We beat the copper, down boy, my snake is solid right now.
[02:49:30] We beat the copper, beat the bronze, beat the silver, beat the gold, beat the flat, beat
[02:49:33] the emerald, 4-0 to the emerald, 4-0 to the diamond, and now we find ourselves one
[02:49:40] challenge away from beating every rank in Rainbow Six Siege using only solid snake.
[02:49:49] Let's lock in, let's do this shit. All right, this guy's gonna be good. It just depends how good.
[02:49:53] His name is Pekin, so yeah, purely he's dedicated to siege. Brother literally named his entire
[02:50:01] Xbox name off of Pekin at R6. I just got realized I did the exact same thing.
[02:50:08] Let's focus. If you're not already horny, get horny. We're about to complete this challenge
[02:50:16] LIVE!
[02:50:18] Champion game. Everybody focus.
[02:50:20] We need to locate a bomb.
[02:50:22] Everybody focus.
[02:50:24] Check seconds insertion.
[02:50:29] Alright, motion in five steps.
[02:50:31] Let's actually lock in for this one.
[02:50:34] Let's actually lock in for this one.
[02:50:36] He's gonna use mute as expected
[02:50:44] He's smart, he's gonna try to mute my solid tank ability so what I can do is create the
[02:50:49] Flat-Eyed War
[02:50:54] C4 out
[02:50:58] Fake the C4
[02:51:02] C4 gone
[02:51:06] He's gone and done it.
[02:51:31] one shot me!
[02:51:50] alright this guy's gonna be good holy fuck!
[02:51:58] I got one shot?
[02:52:03] I got one shot?
[02:52:08] Champion of the game is going to be the hardest game, that's for damn sure.
[02:52:12] Oh bro, I hadn't dead to rights, he just pumped me.
[02:52:15] Wow, I hadn't pinned bro, he had to fall back too.
[02:52:18] Moving off the made is like the best thing you could do in this game,
[02:52:21] because like you're basically producing no noise, because it just goes
[02:52:23] And then I'm just inside their ass
[02:52:26] All night long every night
[02:52:29] We're down one against the champ
[02:52:33] He had a good shot I'm not gonna buy I
[02:52:36] Think he's gonna use new which is fine. I don't mind playing against you. I gotta watch out for the C4s now
[02:52:44] I forgot to make the settings where you can't go the same site after the video
[02:52:53] All right, champion, champion, champion.
[02:53:00] You have located a bomb.
[02:53:28] the
[02:53:41] standing on a mid-jammer
[02:53:53] you just got destroyed
[02:53:54] uh... before anything you just got from the mission
[02:53:57] Wow
[02:54:00] I'm so rocked come on
[02:54:03] Let's finish this challenge dog
[02:54:07] Finish it the right way
[02:54:09] Just like masturbating. It's all about how you finish
[02:54:14] Great work guys. It doesn't matter if we started off good. We got finished strong. All right
[02:54:19] Let's go let's fucking go the last headshot. I didn't get a headshot my body shot of it
[02:54:27] Quarter of the day, it's not about how you start, it's about how you finish, man.
[02:54:32] And, yes, you could apply that to Goon, too.
[02:54:36] It's about never giving up, dude.
[02:54:38] Even if you're losing at the start, you still could end up winning in the end, all right?
[02:54:45] So all about how you finish, bro.
[02:54:47] All about how you finish.
[02:54:48] All about how you explode in your pants.
[02:54:49] So it's about, bro.
[02:54:50] It's all about how you finish, dude.
[02:54:51] All right, finish, dude.
[02:54:59] What the fuck in?!
[02:55:04] We are about to 1v1 and defeat every rank and ring best in CG using only songs.
[02:55:18] He went down.
[02:55:21] I actually don't know if he went down, he might have been middle.
[02:55:29] But you know what chap, we can find out.
[02:55:31] It's solid snake.
[02:55:43] Alright, he did not go down.
[02:55:45] He definitely went middle.
[02:55:51] You have located a bomb.
[02:56:02] Bomb execution initiated to protect the shooter.
[02:56:13] come on it's just game sense buddy why don't you go that side if you're not
[02:56:30] gonna make a rotate what are you doing let's fucking go guys two more rounds
[02:56:37] I'm actually off. This is insane.
[02:56:41] What's going on? What's going on?
[02:56:47] Let's fucking go, challenge.
[02:56:50] Fake champ, fake champ. Yeah, fake champ.
[02:56:52] Scripty and scripty and fake champ.
[02:56:55] We can't ever give you credit for anything, Nicholas.
[02:56:59] Carter, they've given you credit.
[02:57:02] 40 years old and still talking it, I'm 24.
[02:57:06] And yes, I yes, I took my chicken
[02:57:21] Come on
[02:57:36] and action I won't be one are we dead ass bro
[02:57:53] don't peek it
[02:58:06] I'm sorry.
[02:58:13] Where did I...
[02:58:16] Okay.
[02:58:17] Wait, did he just have red, black ice on the SMG-11?
[02:58:28] Did you see that?
[02:58:30] Bro, he just had red and black ice on the SMG-11.
[02:58:33] Yo, he wall banged me twice!
[02:58:36] Wow, he wall banged me when I hopped in and then wall banged me like a second later.
[02:58:41] Wall banged me, wall banged me.
[02:58:42] He must've heard me walk out of it.
[02:58:44] Bro, this guy has red and black ice. Do y'all see that?
[02:58:50] This guy has red and black ice.
[02:58:53] That's fucking PEEE.
[02:58:54] You can't delocate a bomb.
[02:58:56] This body blew behind my back into insertion.
[02:59:06] A bomb must be located as abused.
[02:59:17] What is the size of your wiener, Nicholas?
[02:59:19] Cant.
[02:59:20] I don't know.
[02:59:21] Fuck off!
[03:00:22] I'm already close! I'm already close to your ass!
[03:00:31] Let's fucking go! There it is! There we go!
[03:00:40] Can you spread my cheeks on camera? No.
[03:00:46] I don't know why he gave up close he was kind of he could have just forced me to fight in there, bro
[03:00:53] I'm not even kidding when I say this chat. This is insane. We're gonna successfully won be one every bank with solid snake
[03:00:59] Holy aura. I gotta save my name because the thing is I only have one name
[03:01:04] So I really got to use it well. I have to name then swing
[03:01:08] I cannot need them has a if I hesitate then he's able to retake
[03:01:12] AD with the five gifts in AD, think of it a five gift in a row.
[03:01:17] A duck on quack.
[03:01:20] Raw question mark, what?
[03:01:22] How's that the only thing you typed with no other context?
[03:01:25] Denzel, think of it a pattern.
[03:01:27] I am the one, the one, your son, don't need a gun to get respect up on the street.
[03:01:33] Rizzo with the prime.
[03:01:34] Perpys, Rizzi, yes, sir, Ray with the tier one.
[03:02:09] Stop it's all that
[03:02:18] Good game brother
[03:02:35] Bomb has been located
[03:02:39] We just successfully won the one every night was all snake
[03:02:49] We just successfully won V1, every bank in Rainbow Six Siege, using solid snake only.
[03:03:12] Oh crap bro, oh crap.
[03:03:17] There you have it, closing statements.
[03:03:19] This operator was absolutely broken, literally broken.
[03:03:23] You don't even have to drone.
[03:03:25] He has five different throwables.
[03:03:28] Also, that was one of the ones,
[03:03:29] in 5v5s you can pick up throwables from dead bodies.
[03:03:33] He's broken, bro.
[03:03:34] We did it, y'all.
[03:03:36] Now it is time to win a motherfucking
[03:03:40] Rocket League tournament.
[03:03:42] Let's go, bitch!
[03:03:44] Let's go!
[03:03:45] Now, I'm, okay.
[03:03:48] Okay, Tournament is in chat.
[03:03:50] Tournament is in one hour.
[03:03:55] Now I'll fix the original.
[03:03:57] Wait, oh my God, my game's working.
[03:03:59] Nice, I was.
[03:04:01] Alpha, thank you, DeBron.
[03:04:07] Bro, my name makes so much more sense on Rocket League.
[03:04:10] This is all I want.
[03:04:41] How did I like the car?
[03:04:50] How did I like the car?
[03:04:52] How did I like the car?
[03:04:55] Alright, we need to get our shit together!
[03:05:01] I'm golden once.
[03:05:03] Oh my god!
[03:05:05] Chat one hour until tournament time.
[03:05:09] One hour until turn of time.
[03:05:13] One hour until turn of time, lock in.
[03:05:17] TTS, run up hold.
[03:05:22] Y'all want TTS?
[03:05:23] Yes or no?
[03:05:26] My car looks clean.
[03:05:27] Y'all want TTS?
[03:05:28] You mean did you just miss the fucking ball?
[03:05:45] Have it played in two days, let me warm up.
[03:05:47] I'm playing two today so I need to warm up.
[03:06:07] I gotta warm up.
[03:06:09] I haven't played in two days!
[03:06:11] RULAAAACH!
[03:06:13] Oh my god, I gotta warm up.
[03:06:15] Relax, relax, relax!
[03:06:18] RELAAAAAX!
[03:06:28] See that bump?
[03:06:29] Y'all need that bump?
[03:06:30] See that bump?
[03:06:45] I look good out there, Chaco I look good out there, I look good out there, Key.
[03:07:08] You're fucked! Bro, you ain't gotta finish that!
[03:07:11] SG with the five gifts in WMG!
[03:07:25] Watch this!
[03:07:29] I'm going for it, though! See the confidence?
[03:07:31] I said I'm going for it, I'm going for it!
[03:07:38] But that's good finishing, but that's good finishing, that's good finishing, that's
[03:08:00] Good finishing!
[03:08:02] Over the middle.
[03:08:10] I almost had a screamer!
[03:08:12] I almost had it!
[03:08:14] Oh my god!
[03:08:16] I go, I go.
[03:08:19] Right power, wrong, wrong angle.
[03:08:21] Right power, wrong angle.
[03:08:23] Do you stream on baddie hub?
[03:08:32] SHUT THE FUCK UP!
[03:08:35] NO NO NO NO!
[03:08:41] NO!
[03:08:43] This game is so fun!
[03:08:51] Hullin, Hullin, he's here to win the Champions League.
[03:08:56] Hullin, Hullin, but like that's how you finish.
[03:09:00] My finishing is actually,
[03:09:03] almost to the side, my finishing is the best part of my game.
[03:09:05] That's it.
[03:09:06] CTS after this game.
[03:09:08] Pinch, cockser, cockser.
[03:09:17] All right, that is not a cockser.
[03:09:18] Jesus.
[03:09:19] I go, I go, over the middle.
[03:09:26] Not going to stop.
[03:09:31] Good finishing, y'all.
[03:09:37] Thank God!
[03:09:40] It was a fake.
[03:09:41] It was a, hey!
[03:09:43] It was a fake.
[03:09:44] It was a fake.
[03:09:45] Ah!
[03:09:46] Ah!
[03:09:47] It was a fake.
[03:09:48] You gotta see the vision. It was a debt signal.
[03:10:00] Mabu snap. Wait, how did I not get the goods?
[03:10:03] Mabu snap.
[03:10:09] God, I love Octane.
[03:10:11] If you use Octane, you're an absolute shat.
[03:10:15] I'd like to...
[03:10:48] You really scared me!
[03:10:50] How do you skill this?
[03:10:52] SHOT!
[03:10:54] Barra!
[03:10:56] Dude man, where are you going?
[03:11:06] Who's that rear-rear-yielding?
[03:11:08] What are you doing?
[03:11:10] What are you doing?
[03:11:12] What are you doing?
[03:11:14] What are you doing?
[03:11:16] Who said rear-rear-rear-ling was easy? It's not easy.
[03:11:36] It's just quality. It's just quality finishing.
[03:11:38] It's just quality fucking finishing.
[03:11:41] HATCH IT FOR THE BOY!
[03:11:46] It's okay, I can see one of your enemies.
[03:12:15] It's okay because they want to be one, we want to be one.
[03:12:24] I'm going for everything today. Today's one of those days. Y'all could tell.
[03:12:30] Ten of these one of those days, I'm just going for it. I'm just ripping it.
[03:12:34] No chat. Y'all could tell though, right? I'm just kind of going for it.
[03:12:38] All right fine TTS listen though. Don't be weird with TTS like let me lock in
[03:12:46] Legitimately, let me lock in like that. Don't be weird
[03:12:52] Legitimately just let me lock in guys. Let me lock the fuck in all right
[03:13:02] Chatsy gets on okay, she's gonna song
[03:13:05] Can I have a threesome with you and body
[03:13:08] Oh!
[03:13:12] God, oh, something about me, it's like I have a pep in my staff.
[03:13:15] I don't have to explain it.
[03:13:17] Don't be weird with TTS, bro.
[03:13:22] Slobber 0G cheered 200 bits.
[03:13:26] Hey, Ginkies, you have really nice eyes.
[03:13:28] It almost makes you forget about the rest.
[03:13:31] Enjoy TTS talking to Bruno.
[03:13:33] I'm so, I'm so locked in.
[03:13:35] Do y'all see that?
[03:13:38] I actually like a flat right now.
[03:13:43] Alan, meet her. She ate 200 bits. Hey, drinking.
[03:13:47] You've made a real big impact on my life and now I'm in financial ruin because you encouraged me to gamble and my family won't talk to me anymore.
[03:13:56] Sending illness from Texas.
[03:13:58] Sending illness? Yo chat, I'm actually not. Do y'all see the pepper myself?
[03:14:03] It's pepper, I have pepper myself.
[03:14:07] Hey go, go.
[03:14:08] The people underscore they ate 7,777 cheered 200 bits.
[03:14:14] Hey Baldi, I mean Buddy.
[03:14:16] My thumb is mad he said you stole his whole flow.
[03:14:19] I feel excited. I feel excited.
[03:14:22] No, I feel excited.
[03:14:24] I'm just playing good, I'm playing good.
[03:14:27] Give this ash got cheered 200 bits. Your love life is like your hair. Non-existing
[03:14:35] you fat of these balls, John. I feel like sand. I don't know how to explain it. This
[03:14:41] is clear. I've never felt like this. I've never...
[03:14:44] Oops, it cheered 200 bits. Jinxed seeds my birthday. I wish for you to quit rockin'
[03:14:54] Can you make my wish come true? Also, I'm not quitting, I'm going to get championed.
[03:15:00] I'm not quitting, I'm going to get championed.
[03:15:04] Then I can say I'm an R6 champion.
[03:15:08] Holy fuck.
[03:15:10] BitSea, 8,420 cheats, 200 bits.
[03:15:14] Love you jinxed to use the boat sending luck from Canada, you have some man.
[03:15:18] I don't know what this is, why are we playing good?
[03:15:22] I don't know what this is, I'm playing good.
[03:15:29] Chatfire blade.
[03:15:30] Played underscore of underscore at cheered 200 bits.
[03:15:33] Hello John Coe.
[03:15:34] I was wondering how could you do that to Rony.
[03:15:37] Fly high Rony.
[03:15:42] I've never played like this.
[03:15:47] I've never played like this.
[03:15:48] And this caught higher tier 300 vixx. Position yourself so you can rotate into the play, don't
[03:15:54] already be there, and momentum into where play is going. If play doesn't move you don't move.
[03:16:18] What is going on?
[03:16:20] Blank is cool, cheered 200 bits.
[03:16:22] Pay a jinx to see can I lick your toe jam?
[03:16:25] Hate from all over Blank is too loud.
[03:16:29] I've never played this good, y'all.
[03:16:31] I've never played this good.
[03:16:33] I don't know what's happening.
[03:16:38] This pain in cheered 200 bits.
[03:16:40] Critical alert.
[03:16:42] Cortisol spike detected.
[03:16:44] Cortisol levels dangerously high.
[03:16:46] They are a fake hat failure imminent
[03:16:59] Muhammad underscored 08 cleared 200 bits page will go you should play pocket playtime
[03:17:06] The law is amazing. It's a good start to slowly get into new games
[03:17:10] It has five chapters and it's good content in general. Will you play it someday?
[03:17:16] I don't like scary stuff
[03:17:26] Grind this stinky cheered 200 bits. Hey jinx see grind here again
[03:17:31] I have been continuously going to you for three years. Please recognize me if you say why I will be back remember
[03:17:43] Kind of boost our luck
[03:17:46] No, no, no, no, stop that!
[03:17:56] Why is this guy so good-word?
[03:18:05] Save that one, buddy.
[03:18:13] Oh, why is this guy good?
[03:18:16] to stand why is he good beat to me 69 cheers 200 bits you should play apex
[03:18:30] legends jinx see it's go to the gruffer
[03:18:35] I don't know what that is. I can just tell by how I'm playing.
[03:18:43] The Oxid cheered 200 bits. Hey, diddy-point. Benjamin Netanyahu here thanks for the blow
[03:18:50] yesterday.
[03:18:51] Look at what I did.
[03:18:52] I'll see you at Little Saint James, brother man.
[03:18:54] Look at what I did. Look at what I did. Look at what I did. Look at what I did.
[03:18:59] Intentional.
[03:19:00] What?
[03:19:01] Y'all see that?
[03:19:03] Intentional.
[03:19:04] Chickens in 77 cheered 200 bits.
[03:19:08] Agent C we met yesterday in public and you pushed me out of the way.
[03:19:12] I hate when they do that!
[03:19:14] I am now severely depicted.
[03:19:15] If you do that, you have to watch that!
[03:19:20] Right, I hate when they do that.
[03:19:21] It's the most pussy shit ever!
[03:19:25] Pussy shit!
[03:19:27] beats up 200 bits, in gonna go slap the pink haircut to end stream though.
[03:19:43] Nick does Stewie cheer to 200 bits, Paige drinks too much love when he's found mail,
[03:19:49] also looking very handsome with the strength of a breathable tongue.
[03:19:57] What a cow. What a cow.
[03:20:03] If on 220 cheers, 200 bits, is it a boy or a girl?
[03:20:08] Say hi to Bonnie for me.
[03:20:10] What did I say? What did I say?
[03:20:15] Let's go!
[03:20:20] The SMSDR69 cheers 200 bits, 30 sperm head.
[03:20:26] I'm taking, I'm taking for that. This is weird. I don't know. I'm taking for that.
[03:20:32] Watch out!
[03:20:36] The God-chosen of 200 bits.
[03:20:38] Pay Jinxie and Matic for bends.
[03:20:40] How's Yodel treating you?
[03:20:42] Who doesn't need anything.
[03:20:44] Don't you dare. Don't you dare.
[03:20:52] Take them! Trimble them! Trimble them!
[03:20:54] Bodies on the score perhaps have cheered 200 bits use X as boost it will change the angle of your thumb and a lot
[03:21:01] You to fast aerial, please try mr. Spare
[03:21:06] He's going he's all the game
[03:21:14] I'm gonna start saying this when I come
[03:21:16] I'm gonna start saying this when I come
[03:21:18] I know you had a blast last time.
[03:21:46] Emphasis on blast, wink, wink.
[03:21:49] SHUT UP!
[03:21:49] 18 degrees, 18 zero and 64 degrees, 49, 31, double view.
[03:22:04] Who played me? Who played me?
[03:22:05] Well, Jack's cheered.
[03:22:06] Stay there, graphics.
[03:22:07] Stay there!
[03:22:08] Where's the lead stream 1 to 10, Ben?
[03:22:13] 50.
[03:22:14] I wanna see.
[03:22:15] Did that jump went high?
[03:22:16] Did that went high with my car?
[03:22:18] I'm getting good, I'm done now.
[03:22:20] ST fought it for cheered 200 bits.
[03:22:23] Have you and Bonnie come up with any names yet?
[03:22:36] Jump off 1,236 cheered 200 bits.
[03:22:41] Hey Frank, our sixth mobile is out, you should play it.
[03:22:45] Love the game, Cole, I'm suing you.
[03:22:48] Shot!
[03:22:50] We shoot over roads.
[03:22:53] Keep up the beat, keep up the beat.
[03:22:57] Callipy 24-2 is so good.
[03:22:59] Every day you stream, my parents force me to watch you, and it makes my day tortured.
[03:23:04] Have I changed timer to...
[03:23:06] 20 seconds.
[03:23:08] Check my finishing, it's just...
[03:23:09] This is the best I've ever played and it's not even close. I'm doing everything right.
[03:23:15] I played this game.
[03:23:17] Nine on the score on the score for Cheat 200 bits, you should play threes to warm up for the 3v3 tournament.
[03:23:24] Tomorrow.
[03:23:26] Territ, territ.
[03:23:31] Oh my, one break.
[03:23:33] Oh, we're trying to get started.
[03:23:35] Tainess Chiat 200 bits, bring back in tonight.
[03:23:40] Make a new account if you're a PAN.
[03:23:42] Yeah, I made it once, it's all PAN.
[03:23:45] I'm like IP Band on Hint.
[03:23:48] Nice to have you back.
[03:23:55] Chris Pank Chiat 200 bits, how did you find Earth?
[03:23:59] Deformed Alien.
[03:24:30] 200 bits hey jinxed see why did you push me out of my wheelchair yesterday when we met in public in depressed now
[03:24:46] What
[03:24:48] I did not do that
[03:24:50] 200 bits learn half flicks love from Missouri
[03:24:57] David it's got the better it's got the better
[03:25:00] Zemurin's 23 cheered 200 bits, hey Jinx, see I just want to say that you're my favorite
[03:25:10] streamer and say one in the chat if he's a sperm head.
[03:25:23] Jinx distincts 7 cheered 245 bits.
[03:25:28] Hey, Johnco, please let me suck on your calcium cannons also please can I stick my thumb in your eyes?
[03:25:33] I don't have...
[03:25:36] I don't have calcium cannons, bro.
[03:25:39] I have normal sized boobs.
[03:25:44] Smitty Earle cheered 300 bits.
[03:25:47] Darth Jinx's secrets don't go to the dark side don't let the Emperor twist your mind
[03:25:52] and you can still do it without corrects.
[03:25:57] Bro, you're watching AI bullshit.
[03:25:59] That's AI slot, dude.
[03:26:02] You're watching AI slot, dude.
[03:26:05] If you put a Yi Chi at 200 bits,
[03:26:08] Hey Jinx, see why did you do that to my little sister?
[03:26:12] Alright, come on.
[03:26:13] There's a line running across the line.
[03:26:16] Across the line.
[03:26:17] I'll go.
[03:26:22] Lunk live cheered 200 bits.
[03:26:25] Hey, Jinx, love from Iowa.
[03:26:32] Have I skidded change to the, uh, diamond?
[03:26:36] I don't know how to do it.
[03:26:37] S.T. Arnrem on the score inferno is cheered 200 bits.
[03:26:41] Hey, Jingo, when does the stream start?
[03:26:46] Watch Jax.
[03:26:49] From an Elven's a solo player.
[03:26:53] Arra!
[03:26:54] Spicy bean 700 and 10 cheered 200 bits.
[03:26:58] Hey Dan.
[03:26:59] Since you taught me how to go,
[03:27:01] do you think you could teach me how to edge now?
[03:27:04] Arra!
[03:27:05] Ahhhh!
[03:27:14] Baka'i cheered 200 bits.
[03:27:16] A drink seemed to be no body does not help hitting the ball in the air during an aerial U-truck.
[03:27:28] Over the middle!
[03:27:30] Over the middle!
[03:27:31] to be the cheered 200 bits revived dead by daylight I'm not going to ask you
[03:27:37] again
[03:27:48] there's almost two cheered 200 bits is this the downfall of Jinx to see
[03:27:55] Oh my god, get in the net! And then get in my ass!
[03:28:03] How do I save that?
[03:28:11] I'm not answering your question if you're gonna bother with that, though.
[03:28:15] I hate to come out of it.
[03:28:19] Bro, I'm actually shooting so good this guy's just like,
[03:28:21] How did he stay back?
[03:28:23] Did he shot? No?
[03:28:25] Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him!
[03:28:29] Yes!
[03:28:31] 9 under score or under score, 14 is 200 bits.
[03:28:35] Jinxed C-Play 3s to warm up for the 3v3 tournament.
[03:28:39] Bro, I want to get, I want to get Plat, though, being 1.
[03:28:47] You're right, though. Let me talk it off. You're right, I'm talking it off.
[03:28:51] I don't know. It's a lot of games, but I don't know.
[03:29:21] I'm gonna cut off TTS if it gets weird like that guys come on I was gonna cut off for
[03:29:40] I'm gonna turn my mic on up over there.
[03:29:42] Come on guys, seriously.
[03:29:44] Now that's a shot. Now that's a shot.
[03:29:50] It's just, I'm so good. Like, come on!
[03:30:04] Go.
[03:30:06] Oh my god. Oh my god.
[03:30:08] What? Happy New Year's, I'm pretty tight.
[03:30:13] What is that? What? Oh my god. What is that?
[03:30:26] I said one pex cheered 200 bits when his Boston major watched party.
[03:30:31] Like a week ago. How about a week ago?
[03:30:34] We got it. We got it.
[03:30:36] Fuck the rest of them, we three out. Three out.
[03:30:40] Shit!
[03:30:52] Xangris 23 cheered 200 bits.
[03:30:55] Kato K.H. from Sri Lanka sperm hairhead man.
[03:31:00] Fuck off!
[03:31:04] Oh, we're in the middle. We got one chance.
[03:31:09] These kits are so good. I'm proud to even be close to Vethanite. Let it go.
[03:31:17] They're the best team ever!
[03:31:19] EthanQuartiee cheered 200 bits. Chat type 4 if he looks like a spermhead.
[03:31:25] Look, bro, let me save this. TTS, fine right now. Look, look.
[03:31:29] The first one that's like across the line, we're adding TTS.
[03:31:32] TTS. So it did y'all things. The first one that's like a cro- like a cross that I'm...
[03:31:44] How did I miss it?
[03:31:56] Alright, it's not over the line yet. When it's over the line, we're out of TTS.
[03:32:02] If that guy's flat one, I like dick in my ass.
[03:32:31] If that guy's not one, I like this.
[03:32:38] I'm going to kill you.
[03:32:45] Tell each one she had 200 bits.
[03:32:48] My parents forced me to watch you.
[03:32:50] It is torture sending hate from North Korea.
[03:33:08] I gotta get higher.
[03:33:13] Jackie 777 cheered 200 bits.
[03:33:17] Cheered 100 bits. I love goofing to your bald head love from Pakistan.
[03:33:28] I mean, teammate, are you like a complete pussy?
[03:33:31] Look at what he's doing. Look at what he's doing.
[03:33:33] Miss, miss, miss.
[03:33:38] Badara.
[03:33:39] Like the students say.
[03:33:42] 30 underscored starfish, 69 sheared, 200 bits.
[03:33:47] Hager and Kupinai please touch unepropriately and stick your load from my mouth and to
[03:33:52] your mouth.
[03:33:53] Thanks.
[03:33:54] Yep, we're gonna turn it off.
[03:33:55] And this is when I turn it off.
[03:34:31] I'm not sure how to do this.
[03:34:46] Merc 1400, she hit 200 bits.
[03:34:50] When are we getting a 1v1 with sport?
[03:34:53] NO!
[03:35:01] Get off my dick!
[03:35:12] Wait, see, see, see?
[03:35:13] Luke-10282008, cheered 200 bits.
[03:35:17] Gage's sperm head just wanted to say congratulations on the mutant child you have you will be a horrible dad
[03:35:31] All right, yo team a I'm gonna be honest hang it the fucker
[03:35:34] What are you doing?
[03:35:44] Nate 0296 cheered 200 bits. I'm gone. No way. It's the Humpty dumpster
[03:36:00] How did I miss open?
[03:36:04] Draepo on the store happy underscore cheered 200 bits, Nick no physique is coming in bro
[03:36:17] I'm looking good, keep it up.
[03:36:37] Honey music, gah, gah, gah!
[03:36:39] 2454 cheered 500 bits. I'd be love to rub my hand with so much baby oil all over
[03:36:47] her forehead you-
[03:36:48] OH WE'RE DONE! WE'RE DONE!
[03:36:52] FUCK!
[03:36:54] WE'RE DONE!
[03:36:56] GODDAMMIT!
[03:36:58] WE'RE DONE!
[03:37:01] WE'RE DONE!
[03:37:09] You wanna call a winner?
[03:37:11] Shit.
[03:37:12] This t-
[03:37:13] L, L, I dance, L, I soar, B, you buddy.
[03:37:17] I can't play music until this shit is over.
[03:37:20] Forfeit, fuck!
[03:37:27] YouTube shorts, no problem.
[03:37:30] It's good music.
[03:37:32] Writer, writer, focus.
[03:37:34] It's good music.
[03:37:39] like I want to plateau the man holy aura that guy would have plateaued a man
[03:37:46] all right we play a banger song so let me play a banger song let me play a banger
[03:37:50] song
[03:37:56] I'm not doing anything I'm not doing anything I'm not doing anything I'm not
[03:38:05] I'm not doing anything.
[03:38:07] I'm not doing anything.
[03:38:20] Is somebody in my fucking jam?
[03:38:25] Alright, there we go.
[03:38:35] 30 minutes until the tournament! 30 minutes!
[03:38:41] Alright, someone's in my jam.
[03:38:50] Someone's in my jam. I'm not in my jam.
[03:38:55] Someone is in my jam, I swear.
[03:39:05] Okay. Okay. One, two, three, scenario.
[03:39:08] He's chasing his boy.
[03:39:35] you
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[03:42:35] I can't move on, baby, don't wait no more,
[03:42:59] I'm out of breath.
[03:43:04] Oh, why, skim? Why?
[03:43:18] Why are y'all skipping?
[03:43:23] Why?
[03:43:29] I love you, that's just not a piece of shit
[03:43:35] How much of a cup there's two times two
[03:43:39] Man it's true darling
[03:43:43] Alright, we're out. See how y'all ruin it?
[03:43:45] Oh my god, what was that last one? Yo, yo, yo, one more.
[03:43:49] Alright, but you see how y'all ruin it? See how y'all ruin it?
[03:43:52] Look, so now we end the jam and we're gonna listen on YouTube.
[03:43:55] We're gonna end the jam and listen on YouTube.
[03:43:58] Wow, I wasn't- No, thank you, 10,000 skulls.
[03:44:14] I started sending one of the spam skips, and it- like, the gem is having fun with those
[03:44:19] songs to play.
[03:44:20] It's like so weird.
[03:44:22] let's spam skip for no reason and then no song gets played and then we can't do
[03:44:29] anything hi guys play bang it please have a clever
[03:44:35] OX in your hands, I got you.
[03:44:40] I'm the greatest!
[03:44:45] I'm the greatest!
[03:44:50] I'm the greatest!
[03:44:55] Break this shit up!
[03:45:00] I'm not staring at my glory
[03:45:02] I'm so unhappy
[03:45:03] My niggas do them all
[03:45:04] I'm just on it
[03:45:06] I'm just on it
[03:45:08] Yeah, all is mine
[03:45:10] I'll recall
[03:45:11] I'm on it
[03:45:12] I keep on it
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[03:51:30] I just can't run, it's killing me
[03:51:40] Can't save me from control
[03:51:46] I just can't see who's trying to fix it
[03:51:50] It's the end of the scene, it's the end of the scene
[03:51:53] I'm just a sick little boy, jumping on your head
[03:51:58] I hate just the price I pay
[03:52:02] Destiny is for me
[03:52:05] I'll pay the price
[03:52:10] The time is for my side
[03:52:14] I'm coming out of the cage and I'm doing just fine and I'm gonna be down because I'm
[03:52:32] We fought so hard 19 minutes away from the tournament y'all chat what it's like just a banger dude
[03:52:50] Like a friggin banger
[03:52:52] What is like a friggin' banger, guys, friggin' banger?
[03:53:01] What is a banger?
[03:53:02] Oh my god, I got him.
[03:53:22] Yeah, you used to talk about getting even further south
[03:53:27] Somewhere where the summer lasted all year round
[03:53:31] I only got a finger on me, know you're hanging right now
[03:53:34] Maybe a baby or a couple by now, won't drive away to a big white house
[03:53:39] But I wonder when you're thinking of you
[03:53:44] Find yourself thinking of me
[03:53:46] They're more homies than the sea
[03:53:49] Than I know all people knew better
[03:53:52] Though we still stand forever
[03:53:55] And I'll say what's up on the coast
[03:53:58] Is that I can't move away
[03:54:00] For dumb or just younger
[03:54:02] Who knows
[03:54:03] If I'm gonna get it up there, I gotta get it
[03:54:06] Like, I gotta get it, guys
[03:54:08] I gotta get it
[03:54:10] If I'm gonna get it up there
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[04:12:16] And you know I'm gonna be okay
[04:12:18] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[04:12:21] There's a party in the U.S.A.
[04:12:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[04:12:26] There's a party in the U.S.A.
[04:12:29] Feel like I'm in the hot of blood
[04:12:34] I'm pressing my walls up to the ground
[04:12:39] Something stops me every time
[04:13:12] I'm done getting uh, second place. I'm done getting top four. It's time to win one.
[04:13:23] Bodily jack, cause when I leave for the night I ain't coming back. I'm talking pedicure on my toes, toes, trying not to lock clothes, clothes, clothes blowing up my bones, bones.
[04:13:35] You have to think it's frozen.
[04:13:37] We can wait a second.
[04:13:38] It's so hard to convince.
[04:13:39] What do I realize about tournament?
[04:13:41] It's like, basically, so then a tournament,
[04:13:46] because it goes 32, 16, 8, 4, 2.
[04:13:49] It's like going on a five game winnig streak, right?
[04:13:52] It's not easy.
[04:13:54] Without further ado...
[04:13:58] Hello?
[04:13:59] Hello?
[04:14:00] What about whatever we're doing?
[04:14:02] I don't want to talk here then, I'll take him by his phone.
[04:14:06] I'll go back to my car, you know.
[04:14:14] Is that my T-Mix?
[04:14:16] Go. Talk to me nice.
[04:14:22] Talk to me nice, where did it go?
[04:14:24] We have a 2-11 robbery in progress on 4th and Madison, detective Skye.
[04:14:29] Is that the unit from the party that you're looking for, Sue?
[04:14:32] That's a negative, I'm overbreed.
[04:14:36] Hey!
[04:14:37] Hey!
[04:14:38] What?
[04:14:39] We're good, we're good.
[04:14:40] Hey! Back to it!
[04:14:41] Get in my way and try to block me, I'm a show of breaching.
[04:14:44] Try to look like any glomber with a lethal weapon.
[04:14:47] I fucked up by she gave me top, I guess that's my confession.
[04:14:50] I know what breasts I'm in with states, but I learn from my lessons.
[04:14:53] Choppin' by the stove, then let's pull up to the coo
[04:14:56] My car ain't got no room, thought this shit was bulletproof
[04:14:59] I can't throw my face, smoke a nongrel of coo
[04:15:02] So many in the coo, that's the cost
[04:15:05] So I warmed up for an hour for this shit
[04:15:08] Alright, let me see it
[04:15:11] Alright
[04:15:12] I warmed up for an hour for this shit
[04:15:15] Are we serious?
[04:15:20] Cause I was fast as fuck out
[04:15:21] So you're gonna run over the vault.
[04:15:24] I'm gonna enter.
[04:15:26] Alright!
[04:15:35] Let's take that dude.
[04:15:40] I'm actually a 3k out there.
[04:15:42] Alright, let's just lose this one.
[04:15:45] This is what we got the second chance for.
[04:15:47] Jesus, we got this.
[04:15:49] Maybe the worst team ever maybe I don't know. I haven't even seen him hit the ball
[04:15:58] This guy's had an ass
[04:16:05] That's on me. Wow, that's on me. Oh my god, that's on me. Oh my god, that's on me
[04:16:11] But I don't really want to win because I know we're not gonna
[04:16:19] All right, I can do something, what is that?
[04:16:48] got a worst team of all time I think literally worst team of all time I'm not
[04:17:09] I feel like you can come back. I see the score like eight goals
[04:17:18] Literally worst evil. I'm mad at the top. I don't know if he's got capable of hitting the ball
[04:18:09] Bro, if there was one certain it's outside of y'all
[04:18:14] Like you say this shit. Oh crap. Oh crap, bro
[04:18:19] Bro, I don't know if I want to think these guys are ass like I actually don't know
[04:18:25] Zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero. They haven't done anything
[04:18:31] I don't even have like a safe nothing
[04:18:40] Pretty good.
[04:18:42] It's a weird talk with him.
[04:18:47] He's making good content.
[04:18:52] He's making good content.
[04:18:54] Get a shit you have no boosts.
[04:18:57] Why are you running into my car if you have no boosts?
[04:19:00] Are you crazy?
[04:19:03] I have not one, but two Tony smells on my teeth.
[04:19:11] I'm never winning this.
[04:19:12] I'm never winning this.
[04:19:13] What?
[04:19:14] What is that kickoff?
[04:19:15] What is that kickoff?
[04:19:16] Get me out of here, bro.
[04:19:17] Please.
[04:19:18] And then this literal brain-dad idiot, I'm not going to be able to do that.
[04:19:29] And then this literal brain dead idiot passed it to them
[04:19:37] Yo, I just gotta get I actually think you're the fucking dumbest human being down the drain is the planer. I'm not giving
[04:19:45] Defending get do something
[04:19:49] I'm not a report these guys have an FDF
[04:19:52] These guys have to be from the CIA
[04:19:54] I don't even I don't have any other
[04:19:57] Explanations
[04:19:58] How can you be this bad?
[04:20:00] They haven't done the CIA
[04:20:02] So let's send it nothing
[04:20:06] And I'm gonna home go on the best stuff in my life
[04:20:15] I save it and then need this ball again
[04:20:18] Open that
[04:20:19] I need to run to the goal
[04:20:21] We need three instant goals.
[04:20:30] Jeff, three instant goals.
[04:20:35] I
[04:20:49] Did you never gonna miss so I preemptively jump okay
[04:20:57] All right, that was on me but just get me out of here. It's on me. I guess but like no one's ever in man
[04:21:05] Oh, it's actually not really on me. He flipped past the ball again. Is this guy brain death?
[04:21:14] teammate you're a jigsie clone
[04:21:20] I actually don't even know if it's much better than possible for me to win a tournament
[04:21:24] I'm telling you if there was a 1v1 tournament, I promise I would have won one. I'm not kidding
[04:21:28] I'm not kidding.
[04:21:33] Play with balls.
[04:21:34] Every time me, Ryan and balls play, we just lose now.
[04:21:36] We just lose.
[04:21:37] But I guess, sure.
[04:21:39] Let's do it.
[04:21:40] I'm not doing party chat balls because Ryan's just going to tell me.
[04:21:43] But I'll do game.
[04:21:44] I'll join a game.
[04:21:45] I'm not doing party because Ryan's just going to tell me.
[04:21:50] Ryan and my balls.
[04:21:58] 1v1 Tournament you'll still lose. You know what? That's fine. I wouldn't add it
[04:22:05] it won't be 1 tournament because then it's like if I lose it's like oh it's my fault.
[04:22:08] Bro playing this 3v3 tournament where I'm just solo queueing literally feels like I'm spinning
[04:22:13] a slot machine. Literally. It literally feels like I'm just spinning a slot machine.
[04:22:22] Yeah, with one sort of it's not the cinema.
[04:22:25] Bro, why not instead of doing like so many pentathalons, just do a one-circle.
[04:22:34] You can still do pentathalons, but like, like instead of this, this could be a one-circle.
[04:22:43] I'm just saying, just mix them in, you feel what I mean?
[04:22:52] You can't choose your teammates, but you can, but like, bro, sometimes I just want to go into a tournament solo.
[04:23:03] Richard, I'm not going to lie, I think I'm cooking.
[04:23:07] I think I'm cooking.
[04:23:08] Like, instead of doing pentathlon heat seeker, pentathlon, instead of doing two pentathalons, why don't I just do one pentathlon, one 1v1?
[04:23:18] Bro, 1v1 tournament should be just fucking cinema.
[04:23:23] Am I cooking?
[04:23:29] Bro, I just feel like a 1v1 tournament would be cinema.
[04:23:36] How they never did that, they never did that?
[04:23:39] I'm not naming my team Sperma.
[04:23:42] No.
[04:23:43] I think I'm just cooking y'all. I think I'm cooking.
[04:23:51] Alright bro, tournament in two minutes man. Congrats on top 32. Oddmob's banned this guy
[04:24:04] for being a condescending asshole. Tell me if you want.
[04:24:10] There are 1v1 tournaments. What do you mean?
[04:24:13] Go to free play? Yes, sir.
[04:24:25] We're almost to a tournament with no comms.
[04:24:27] Ryan, we've done tournaments with comms 11 times and we've lost every time.
[04:24:31] Like, what are the comms gonna do?
[04:24:34] We've lost every fucking time, Ryan.
[04:24:36] The only thing we comm is, like, kickoffs.
[04:24:38] It's not like we're actually calling out to each other.
[04:24:40] We're not pros.
[04:24:42] Ryan, we're not like, yo, Ryan, you areial.
[04:24:44] I'm gonna play you in the air.
[04:24:46] Like, bro, we're just ass.
[04:24:47] Just play it again.
[04:24:52] It's not balls in the lobby,
[04:24:54] so you're waiting to tell me that, Ryan?
[04:24:59] Ryan, is it because you're appearing on?
[04:25:01] Because, bro, every fucking time, yo, oh my God.
[04:25:06] Ryan, every fucking time you join,
[04:25:08] people get in are you appearing on like how are they getting in Ryan they don't
[04:25:14] get in the lobby until you join then when you join they get it how are they in
[04:25:27] whatever this music is this is the most soothing piece we'll show you ever
[04:25:33] Balls please join. We have 44 seconds. Ryan's joining. Ryan could you take some initiative
[04:25:42] and like add balls? Consider we've played 100 times together. I'm gonna rage out Ryan
[04:25:46] tonight. I can just tell. Like Ryan we've played with balls 100 times. How do you not
[04:25:50] have an habit of it? Yo death cat, literally you're the most annoying kid of all time.
[04:25:56] All right, I'm flying by myself, like, we have 20 seconds.
[04:26:02] Jesus Christ.
[04:26:04] Ryan, it took you five minutes to say balls isn't in the lobby.
[04:26:16] Hey, we're not going to be able to play a tournament chat. We can't play.
[04:26:20] Mainly because Deathcat sent 100 invites, but also because Ryan doesn't have balls added,
[04:26:25] Ryan waited five minutes to tell me both or both wasn't in the lobby. I don't know.
[04:26:31] I invited balls. I don't know what more I can do.
[04:26:46] Ryan, you have to have balls added bro because obviously I can't invite it because I get
[04:26:50] 5,000 invites every five seconds from Deathcat.
[04:26:54] Deathcat, like I legitimately hate you, Deathcat.
[04:26:57] I hate you.
[04:26:58] Look at this guy.
[04:26:59] How am I supposed to invite balls dealing with this?
[04:27:02] How?
[04:27:05] Also, balls doesn't appear on my friends list.
[04:27:08] There's so many weird little glitches.
[04:27:10] Balls is just not on my friends, I don't know.
[04:27:15] Block it, chat.
[04:27:16] Y'all don't realize, I blocked him a hundred times.
[04:27:18] He just makes another account.
[04:27:20] You'll be back. Don't worry, you'll be back.
[04:27:27] All right, tournament attempt number two. Now, if I don't get literally the worst player in the tournament by a country mile, maybe we can make it far.
[04:27:38] I think this, dude, I'm all for missing the ball. Everyone in Platinum is the ball. When the ball is rolling like this.
[04:27:47] And you miss a flip like just what why are you why are you in a plot?
[04:27:57] It's because you're solo killing but that's not true bro my best finishes ever was when I solo queue the only time
[04:28:04] I've ever made it to finals was solo. That's the only time
[04:28:09] Okay
[04:28:10] My teammate is a season 19 diamond tournament. There's no way we lose
[04:28:17] There's no way.
[04:28:26] Wow Factor is a season 19 diamond to the left.
[04:28:30] There's no way.
[04:28:35] What do you mean three times?
[04:28:37] How do you know three times?
[04:28:46] Because his name is Green.
[04:28:58] So my teammate has won three diamond tournaments.
[04:29:01] Okay, there's no way we lose. There's no way we lose a tournament.
[04:29:04] And there's not even a boss.
[04:29:06] Why am I landing?
[04:29:10] I can't take a break.
[04:29:16] So, I finally get a good team and now I'm lagging, this has to be a joke, right?
[04:29:43] I think that's the order for the snow.
[04:29:54] What is happening?
[04:29:56] Why do I have rocket launch?
[04:30:13] I'm really lagging and I own you come on dog
[04:30:43] If I lose this one, I'm gonna lose my life.
[04:30:50] But I have so many questions about this game.
[04:30:59] I have so many questions about this game.
[04:31:18] I have like such a good plan about this game, it's going to be so articulate.
[04:31:24] I'm not even gonna like scratch out I'm just gonna like literally spit back
[04:31:48] The game has no structure, like it's just out of play.
[04:31:55] This game has the worst structure out of any game I've ever played on God.
[04:32:01] It's like you'll go from like destroying someone to then losing by like unleashing.
[04:32:09] It's like out of that. The game has no, like rank is just so random.
[04:32:18] All right.
[04:32:48] I'm playing good for there.
[04:33:17] I like perfect example, right?
[04:33:19] We're all a lot so human beings.
[04:33:21] What are you, Mario?
[04:33:23] Are you brain dads?
[04:33:24] Like, are you brain dads?
[04:33:27] My bad, yeah, thank God you said that.
[04:33:30] How are you that bad?
[04:33:31] You don't see me?
[04:33:33] Holy fuck!
[04:33:35] I can't, yeah.
[04:33:36] I don't know.
[04:33:47] I don't know what to lose our diamond teammates not doing anything I'm gonna have the greatest
[04:34:12] It's the first round of my life, I've never seen it.
[04:34:27] Quite a...
[04:34:28] Alright, you picked 3x diamond tournament winner to submit an open shot to play the game.
[04:34:34] All right!
[04:34:38] He has the Potter Princess.
[04:34:42] I'm not kidding about that move, I'm not kidding.
[04:34:49] So, cut off this fucking music, cut off the fucking music, shut off the fucking music.
[04:35:14] All right, so first thing, why is there a three-time, not one, not two, three-time diamond tournament winner in a gold tournament?
[04:35:26] This happens all the time. I'm being told I'm in gold tournaments, but then my opponents are platinum tournament winner, platinum tournament winner, platinum tournament winner.
[04:35:35] And like we're currently in season 21, I've literally gotten to games with three different season 21 platinum tournament winners.
[04:35:44] doesn't make any sense. So first off, if this guy has won three diamond tournaments, why is he in a
[04:35:51] gold tournament? That's question number one. Question number two, if he's a three-time diamond
[04:35:56] tournament winner, why is he absolutely fucking atrocious at the game? Why? It doesn't make any
[04:36:02] sense. Boosted. Great. I knew somebody would say this. Boom. That makes no sense,
[04:36:06] because I understand he's boosted. I understand he sucks. I just played with him. He's fucking
[04:36:10] horrible. But the thing is, even though he's horrible, if this guy won three diamond tournaments
[04:36:17] in a row, he shouldn't be in a gold tournament. Period, end of story. Then 95% of the time,
[04:36:25] when I play a regular ass tournament, the entire other team is platinum tournament winners
[04:36:29] from this season. How am I playing platinum tournament winners if I'm a gold tournament
[04:36:34] rank. Now we go to ranks. I'll play a game of ranks. Sometimes I'll win five to zero.
[04:36:41] And then the next game I'll lose seven to zero. The game has no structure and none of it makes
[04:36:46] any sense. It's just like puke. None of it makes any sense. I don't understand. I'm gonna
[04:36:59] play once. That way I can't blame anybody. I'm gonna play once because if I play any
[04:37:03] more with my teammates I literally might kill myself like legitimately in GTA I
[04:37:08] might end my fucking life like if I have to look at one more teammate miss a
[04:37:12] side flip on a dead ball in GTA I'm going to end myself if I see one more
[04:37:18] fucking human being miss a fucking clip on a dead ball
[04:37:33] I said it in GTA though.
[04:38:00] I'm schooling you. I'm schooling you, dude. I'm schooling you.
[04:38:04] I'm like passing to myself.
[04:38:15] I might just play once, bro, like Karma. I don't know.
[04:38:18] It's the only- it's the only way where I can find peace.
[04:38:21] Literally.
[04:38:23] Because like in ones, if I win, I play well.
[04:38:27] If I lose, it's my fault.
[04:38:29] Here, three, I'm just too combative to play, I can't do it.
[04:38:34] I have a three-time diamond tournament where I'm missing wide-open fucking flips.
[04:38:38] Yeah.
[04:38:43] Yeah, it jumps on.
[04:38:45] I knew, I knew you were going for the demo, I reflect this.
[04:38:50] See, you find a half decent team?
[04:38:52] Bro, I don't know what it is, bro, I don't know.
[04:38:55] Cause then when I get a good team, I just play against a God Swat.
[04:38:59] It's like, I don't know, I might just play once for the rest of my life.
[04:39:03] It's only because once is the only way I can be safe.
[04:39:09] Cause if I lose it quite well, here you go.
[04:39:12] Bad at like, I can sleep at night.
[04:39:15] I'm getting way better off than Wall Street.
[04:39:25] I'm gonna go undefeated until plat in once, unless I play as one.
[04:39:35] This is the best I've ever played and I just got top 32 in back to back tournaments.
[04:39:40] That's...
[04:39:41] Ameliano studies available, I'd rather die!
[04:39:47] Interesting.
[04:39:50] This is how angry I am.
[04:39:52] The best rocket I've ever played in my life and I just got dead blast and back to back turning.
[04:39:58] That goes to show you the level of teammate first attack.
[04:40:03] And then I get a three-time diamond tournament and I'm like, oh my god, I'm finally going to win a tournament.
[04:40:08] And he ends up being the worst player on the team.
[04:40:11] He ends up missing an open net equalizer, 20 seconds left. Like literally open net.
[04:40:16] doesn't have to area all the walls, just left, left, and we score.
[04:40:19] But he's like, he missed, left.
[04:40:25] But on the right side, this is the best rocket we've ever played in my life.
[04:40:39] What can you do?
[04:40:41] Literally, what can you do?
[04:40:42] I own you, dog!
[04:40:44] I FUCKING HOLD YOU!
[04:40:46] What the FUCK did you do?
[04:40:48] Let me know!
[04:40:50] WHAT! WHAT!
[04:41:06] Why did he hesitate so much?
[04:41:08] Oh, I should have given back some power to him.
[04:41:12] Yeah, but like in ones also when they overcome it, I score.
[04:41:16] You know what I like once, real?
[04:41:19] All the fucking dumbasses I get on my team, I just actually play against them.
[04:41:23] That's the beauty of one.
[04:41:25] Like look, look, look, he just own gold.
[04:41:27] But instead of him being on my team, he's on the other team.
[04:41:31] Look at him, he just own gold.
[04:41:33] That's something he would do on my team.
[04:41:35] Literally.
[04:41:36] Literally!
[04:41:42] I'm not gonna skip my golden mentions. Also, I have been skipping. Now I'm not gonna skip.
[04:41:55] because he's set just yet
[04:41:58] got him around here, we'll see your next call
[04:42:03] big chow
[04:42:05] half left
[04:42:11] nice goal man
[04:42:13] nice goal
[04:42:16] whoa
[04:42:17] I almost heard it in the top of the round my dude
[04:42:25] I actually love wands. I don't know why I ever stopped buying wands. They didn't make
[04:42:36] a 1v1 tournament. I would, I would, oh my god. Just run one a day. We don't need two
[04:42:42] pentathlon today. That shit is brain dead. In your necks. Come on bro, it's too fucking
[04:42:51] easy the only game or I'm on the feeling today is one that is the only
[04:42:56] game
[04:43:01] why do we need to wait for the contact one what do you want from the back
[04:43:09] Yeah, that's the thing. I'm self-aware. I know I'm shit. But I also know the majority
[04:43:26] of my teammates are fucking patrocious. Not even shit. They're the particles that make
[04:43:32] I got too much gas on that.
[04:43:48] W you're up.
[04:43:49] That's not gonna ever play.
[04:43:50] I have not lost a 1v1 yet.
[04:43:53] Alright.
[04:43:54] This guy's like a bump specialist.
[04:43:56] And he got the boost.
[04:43:58] 5'4".
[04:43:59] Bro, he bumped me and got the boost?
[04:44:03] Bah, bah.
[04:44:07] Boost star being really important to one.
[04:44:10] See, I'm coming in at an angle though, like that's cool.
[04:44:19] Diffle around you.
[04:44:22] Burn time.
[04:44:24] Burn time.
[04:44:26] Oh, no.
[04:44:28] Send your nat job. Send your nat level.
[04:44:32] Nice play, what you meant?
[04:44:34] I'm just... look, I'm not gonna lose a 1v1 chat unless I play a smurf.
[04:44:40] I'm telling you.
[04:44:42] Tell you. This is the best rocketing ever play.
[04:44:46] I'm not gonna lose a 1v1 unless I play a smurf.
[04:44:50] That's it. Unless I play a smurf.
[04:44:52] Ego. Yup. I just got sold, sold, sold, sold, sold. Win the 1v1, win the 1v1, win the 1v1,
[04:45:03] win the 1v1. Yeah. It's a little bit of an ego, yup. Watch. You know, I don't got to
[04:45:10] say it. Just watch the game. I will not lose the 1v1. I don't got to say it. Also,
[04:45:21] I legitimately, like I want to say this too, I just spy.
[04:45:25] I hate really, really so much because it's so cluttered, like.
[04:45:40] Why did you get so mad all of a sudden?
[04:45:42] So here's what happened.
[04:45:44] I played rock and the I played the best rock league I've played in my life.
[04:45:48] I warmed up for an hour straight to play a tournament and I got dead last twice.
[04:45:53] That's where I'm not meant to be right now.
[04:45:58] Because my teammates were actually banana peels.
[04:46:01] Like, literally have the broad activity of banana peels.
[04:46:13] Let me toss this down a little bit.
[04:46:16] This guy's better than the last cap.
[04:46:18] I like that, but I've got to get a little bit over it.
[04:47:17] Don't stop, idiot. In your bed, too.
[04:47:23] Splash!
[04:47:24] I swear I'm gonna start saying that when I come.
[04:47:27] Right when I'm done duty?
[04:47:38] Hello, dude. How you doing, bro?
[04:47:40] You're better than my last opponent if you can hear me.
[04:47:43] You're better than my last opponent.
[04:47:45] It's gotta be close.
[04:47:47] I buffed, I buffed, I go, I go, I can't, I can't, now I can't when I finish.
[04:47:57] I'm just saying bro, like, there's not a single teammate I've ever had in threes that can
[04:48:04] finish on this angle.
[04:48:05] Not one.
[04:48:07] No one I've ever had in my team can finish on that angle in gold.
[04:48:11] No, it's not possible.
[04:48:13] No.
[04:48:14] Not possible.
[04:48:16] Me, uh, Bryan, especially not you.
[04:48:20] Bryan, we can 1v1 a hundred times?
[04:48:23] I think I'll do it ninety-three times.
[04:48:25] I'm not kidding.
[04:48:26] Balls! Balls a million, balls good.
[04:48:29] Balls might be better than me.
[04:48:32] Bryan, I'm a very self-aware, honest guy.
[04:48:35] Balls might be better than me.
[04:48:37] You are not, Bryan.
[04:48:39] Oh, God.
[04:48:42] 1v1, Bryan, I already did and I already won.
[04:48:45] But I could do it again
[04:48:50] I already beat him
[04:48:51] It was like 5-4, but he scored with like 5 seconds left on some bullshits
[04:48:56] He should have been 5-4
[04:48:59] Diddy's, diddy's, diddy's!
[04:49:01] That's on me. I didn't have this
[04:49:08] Alright, and you actually went above the mummy. Alright Ryan, I'll invite you to the party after this game
[04:49:15] Let's do it, Ryan. Let's do it, Ryan.
[04:49:23] But I can't see the parts.
[04:50:15] Yeah, I deserve to lose and die in GTA and GTX, that's on me, no composure.
[04:50:39] No, no, no.
[04:50:53] It's not a percent on me.
[04:50:56] Yeah, just one million percent on me.
[04:51:04] Bryan, look what we want. Let's do it.
[04:51:06] No more doctor chips. One more.
[04:51:09] I'm not doing this shit anymore.
[04:51:14] And also, if you lose right, you're not allowed to say you're a one-square.
[04:51:18] That's fucking cunt.
[04:51:20] Bummer wins this battle. Period.
[04:51:32] Great demo, holy crotch.
[04:51:39] I don't know how to do this, I'm pretty good at it.
[04:51:46] Alright.
[04:51:47] Let's go.
[04:51:48] Get the fuck in here, Ryan.
[04:51:50] I'm done with this shit.
[04:51:52] Let's go.
[04:51:53] Whoever wins is better.
[04:51:54] Period, Ryan.
[04:51:55] No excuses.
[04:51:56] None of that.
[04:51:57] None of that fucking.
[04:51:58] You're a one-splayer bullshit or I'm not going to play.
[04:52:01] I'm not going to play if you're going to cope if you lose.
[04:52:08] Smurf? No, that guy wasn't a smurf. That guy just played better than me and I just missed an open net.
[04:52:14] Let's go. That guy wasn't shit.
[04:52:18] I'm gonna grind once tomorrow.
[04:52:26] You didn't invite me bud. I literally did. Don't bud me right now Ryan.
[04:52:35] You're like the rage bait final boss. I'm not in the fucking mood. Don't bug me. I'm just gonna bite at you
[04:52:43] Join it up join it up join it up join it up
[04:52:55] Barre parties glitch
[04:52:57] Yo, let's get it straight on. Come on, let's go.
[04:53:07] And let me to the game. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
[04:53:11] Yo, why are you like so, like, I don't know.
[04:53:15] Why are you like so fucking mad today, man?
[04:53:17] Sir Ryan, do you think you're better than me yesterday?
[04:53:19] I'm not mad. I'm not mad.
[04:53:21] JC, JC, listen.
[04:53:24] I'm gonna say this like the nicest way possible. You're a 1v1 merchant. Okay, that's all I'm gonna say
[04:53:31] Well, I'm not gonna get to the game. I'm not gonna play me then cuz what you said better than you just gonna cope
[04:53:38] You're gonna not gonna go
[04:53:40] it's okay it's okay just a fucking coper just a fucking coper
[04:53:44] you're just gonna lose to only one win probably not a fucking coper
[04:53:47] just a fucking coper
[04:53:48] breathe down
[04:53:49] God you're a fucking coper fuck
[04:53:52] I'm not listening
[04:53:53] I mean if you don't wanna play me because of that it's
[04:53:55] I guess it's up to you like
[04:53:56] yeah you're actually a five year old
[04:53:59] you're actually a five year old
[04:54:00] I'm telling you I'm not gonna do that but if you like don't believe me
[04:54:04] okay then don't fucking play me I guess
[04:54:07] I'm telling you bro I'm not gonna
[04:54:09] Whoever wins is better than the opponent. Period. End of story.
[04:54:13] I'm not doing this 1v1 motion. You're being a coper. Invite me, please.
[04:54:17] You even wanted to the game? Oh, I got it.
[04:54:20] Right.
[04:54:21] Stop working.
[04:54:25] I'm going to court as well. I don't know what to say. Bro.
[04:54:28] Look at it like this, right?
[04:54:29] Jack, put yourself in my shoes for two seconds. This guy,
[04:54:33] how about I'm not getting mad. Stop. Put yourself in my shoes for two seconds.
[04:54:38] Ryan claims he's better than me he swears he's better than me but then I beat
[04:54:44] him in a 1v1 and then he said I'm a 1v1 merchant like that is that is
[04:54:47] crazy that is cool that is fucking cool
[04:54:50] so I'm not saying it's annoying
[04:54:54] Jinx you're like I can't say you're shut up
[04:54:58] if I'm telling you there he goes please you absolute co-per I invited you like
[04:55:05] four times or no my bad I couldn't get it because I'm getting spammed all right
[04:55:11] bro we can also on you cry about that shit you said something to you oh yeah
[04:55:15] that's a good one yeah I played on and a last game so I'm joining you said you
[04:55:20] are no longer available I don't know what you're going to do I'm reset my
[04:55:24] habit you're my god what are we gonna do what is not available what do you
[04:55:27] want okay research around so listen whoever loses this game one game
[04:55:35] We're doing it on EU whoever loses this game has to admit the other person is better than them if you don't appreciate that
[04:55:41] I'm not playing you on everything. I love I'm not I already told you I agree. Can you like chill the fuck out?
[04:55:49] buddy
[04:55:51] Oh JC like I don't know why you didn't invite me most for fucking through
[04:55:56] That's that's that's what happens. Let's see. We've never won. We've never won
[04:56:01] I would have to send me finals.
[04:56:03] Wow!
[04:56:04] Have you ever won with a random teammate?
[04:56:07] I made some finals with Emiliano.
[04:56:11] With Emiliano.
[04:56:13] That's all you want.
[04:56:14] I can't tell you what's happening.
[04:56:15] Are you settings wrong?
[04:56:17] What's going on?
[04:56:18] Oh, so you're not popping up on my friends list.
[04:56:21] It's you buddy.
[04:56:22] It's not me.
[04:56:23] How's it mean?
[04:56:24] Or how about you fucking invite?
[04:56:26] I literally restarted my app.
[04:56:28] I reset my app too.
[04:56:29] too. I can't invite you because this is how you do it.
[04:56:34] Yo listen, hey, fucking idk, go to the party and press on invite every once in a game.
[04:56:40] It won't let me, it's gray. Like, yo, are you slow?
[04:56:43] Do I gotta do it?
[04:56:44] And you have to create a party.
[04:56:45] It's slow, slow, sad.
[04:56:46] You're not allowed to.
[04:56:47] Bring it on, I can't.
[04:56:48] I can't.
[04:56:49] I can't see you fucking idk.
[04:56:52] I can't, I can't, I can't.
[04:56:53] I lose brains out, fucking this guy.
[04:56:55] It's not even Rage Bank, he's literally just a donkey.
[04:56:58] It's not even rage bait, he's literally just a fucking donkey.
[04:57:01] It's already, he's just a donkey.
[04:57:15] Yo, what are you fucking doing?
[04:57:17] I can't invite you to the game.
[04:57:18] I don't know what to do, I've never seen this happen.
[04:57:20] Okay, I'm spamming you right now.
[04:57:22] Okay, listen, I'm spamming you right now.
[04:57:24] This should work.
[04:57:26] Wait, wait.
[04:57:26] You should be able to join.
[04:57:27] Join balls, balls gives you up.
[04:57:30] Join balls.
[04:57:32] Don't worry, I'll use my bright thumbs.
[04:57:34] Join balls.
[04:57:37] I gotta like, balls us to like, invite me, I guess.
[04:57:39] Balls, invite Ryan. Do you have him at it or no?
[04:57:42] I don't know, I forgot to add him.
[04:57:44] Oh my god!
[04:57:47] I was just yelling at him!
[04:57:50] Hey, hey, you fucking donkey.
[04:57:52] You fucking filthy, disgusting, screaming animal.
[04:57:56] Can you relax?
[04:57:57] I'm sending you five out of ten bucks, five out of ten.
[04:58:04] Oh boy, it wasn't a lot of money.
[04:58:08] Please work.
[04:58:09] Okay, work, work, work.
[04:58:10] All right, here are the rules.
[04:58:11] And I have to make myself really clear what I'm saying.
[04:58:14] The city music, turn off!
[04:58:16] Yo, whoever loses has to admit the other person is back.
[04:58:25] has to admit the other person is better than them fine that's it okay all right that one
[04:58:34] be one coke bullshit let's go good luck bro i'm waiting for you bro so when you lose you have
[04:58:42] to admit that i'm better than you and i'll do the same about it yes and yeah okay that's all
[04:58:48] All that matters, okay?
[04:58:54] Nice play, bro.
[04:58:58] I mean, I don't know where he's scanning our call.
[04:59:08] Okay, I don't know what the fuck that was, but...
[04:59:11] I guess.
[04:59:18] I'm not going to talk much, just hit it, show you what's up, okay?
[04:59:27] So you went out of 50, okay?
[04:59:30] Splash!
[04:59:31] Splash!
[04:59:32] No!
[04:59:33] Splash!
[04:59:34] That's a good goal, I guess.
[04:59:36] Splash!
[04:59:37] 50.
[04:59:38] Splash!
[04:59:39] Great goal, buddy.
[04:59:40] Splash!
[04:59:41] Great goal.
[04:59:42] That's your skill, I guess.
[04:59:44] Splash!
[04:59:45] Splash!
[04:59:46] Don't miss the ball can't be doing that
[04:59:52] Oh
[04:59:55] Wait, I'm on the failure
[04:59:58] That's good
[05:00:03] Just
[05:00:11] What the fuck is that it
[05:00:16] I
[05:00:26] Know what that on go I
[05:00:28] Mean to start on a head I deserve Ryan literally said he doesn't care please stop family you
[05:00:36] So you lied about the servers the last time we won V1 you said and I quote I don't care about the service
[05:00:42] And I forgot I didn't lie about the servers. I forgot are you rave meeting work? Literally stupid. I can't even tell
[05:00:49] Are you dumb?
[05:00:50] Go stop stop with the cortisol spikes. I confronted you for your stupidity and then you turn it into that
[05:00:58] The wall fuck
[05:01:07] This game is pretty close so far I get this boost real quick
[05:01:12] by now thanks for the ball again i mean you're up by on goal or because of it
[05:01:17] i'll go oh who's fault is that i'm confused is it i'm just oh oh my god wait
[05:01:25] i'm not i'm this if i lose to this like i'm installing the game
[05:01:31] wait what the fuck is this when you were fucking horrible
[05:01:38] You go fucking ass. My old goal was bad, but that might have been worse.
[05:01:43] Wait, I think we're both shit. I think we're both fucking ass.
[05:01:46] Yeah, maybe. That's what I've always said, but I'm just less shit to do.
[05:01:51] JC, I promise.
[05:01:55] Let me actually lock in for a second.
[05:02:02] Shit, we're the balls.
[05:02:06] I mean, that's what I did.
[05:02:08] Just your game sense!
[05:02:10] Your game sense!
[05:02:12] Let me see, let me see.
[05:02:14] I was about to jump too.
[05:02:16] It's just game sense!
[05:02:18] I'm gonna see it.
[05:02:20] I was even demo me, like you...
[05:02:22] So you didn't make that I'm better now or what do you want to do?
[05:02:24] This literally is what I said was gonna happen.
[05:02:26] I guess you're better than me.
[05:02:28] No, no, it's not gas.
[05:02:30] It's not gas.
[05:02:32] you're better than me.
[05:02:33] No, no, it's not gas, it's not gas.
[05:02:40] You're just like so defensive, I don't know,
[05:02:42] it's okay.
[05:02:46] How's that in?
[05:02:46] Wait, how's that in?
[05:02:47] How's that, how's that, how the fuck?
[05:02:49] There's a line and you were behind the line.
[05:02:52] The ball went across the line.
[05:02:56] Barra!
[05:02:58] Okay, it's whatever, it's whatever.
[05:03:00] So Ryan, now you have to admit that I'm better.
[05:03:01] It's a big it's a big it's a big it's not trash for his garbage
[05:03:08] So high-vives needs to shut the fuck up. I swear to God
[05:03:11] High-vives might like might actually be the worst fucking champ up ever you see ladies game
[05:03:16] But I'm not even throwing out about champ. Maybe you could say
[05:03:21] Isn't high-vives champ? Yeah, but he's hitting grand champ
[05:03:25] The flag you're not even good at roasting high-vives
[05:03:28] He and Grand Champ then tilted.
[05:03:30] Bro, I swear.
[05:03:31] Ah, you so shi-
[05:03:32] I-
[05:03:33] Yeah, that's fucking cool.
[05:03:35] Oh my god, you suck.
[05:03:37] I suck, but I'm winning.
[05:03:38] Alright!
[05:03:39] Yeah, I suck, man!
[05:03:40] You suck more of it!
[05:03:43] And that's 5-2.
[05:03:44] I have no poos!
[05:03:46] Oh my god.
[05:03:48] Get this fucking ball out of here.
[05:04:28] We got to keep track of our 1v1 record because you like to lie about that.
[05:04:35] So it's Q to 0 now.
[05:04:38] I lied about the record.
[05:04:39] Yeah.
[05:04:40] I don't know if it was lying or just generally not knowing how to count.
[05:04:50] I mean I could still win, I guess.
[05:04:52] 30 seconds.
[05:04:53] I'd say you have like a 11% chance of winning.
[05:04:57] I mean notice like the difference between our like you and me
[05:05:04] Like you're just so thoughts
[05:05:12] You said you're better than me that that's why that's why we're here, right?
[05:05:16] Don't call me. I still I still believe I'm better than you
[05:05:21] So, yeah, give me whatever I honestly believe I'm better
[05:05:24] I'm cool. Give me whatever pot you smoke, please.
[05:05:31] Oh my god, bro. Why are you so lucky?
[05:05:35] But you're the biggest copper. I'm like, you're the biggest fucking copper.
[05:05:41] Oh, like, you're so lucky you didn't pour that. How did you not pour that?
[05:05:45] Oh, thanks for that. It doesn't matter, it's over. Yeah, I got it.
[05:05:49] I mean, I could squirt his kickoff, but it would have been luck.
[05:05:52] Check watch the code watch the code. I'm good. How is this way? How did this end like the exact same way as last? Oh every month
[05:06:01] Actually did
[05:06:05] GG bro, all right, are you still here remember you have to hold it up your end of the bargain now
[05:06:11] Wait, what was the end of the bargain again for the bargain? I mean Ryan has got
[05:06:16] I forgot.
[05:06:18] Hold up the end of the bargain.
[05:06:20] Hold up the end of the bargain.
[05:06:22] Wait, I forgot. Can you like say it again?
[05:06:24] The loser of the one who won had to admit the other person is better.
[05:06:30] Um, you're...
[05:06:32] I guess you're better than me.
[05:06:34] No, it's not.
[05:06:36] I'm not fucking free.
[05:06:38] No, no, no.
[05:06:40] It's not. I guess you're better than me in one-by-one.
[05:06:42] Like, King C.
[05:06:44] I promise you fuck off shut the fuck I did not agree to this major to have you back out and slither out of it like a fucking slime ball
[05:06:55] It's easy. You are better than me at rockinry
[05:06:58] Kingsie nixie your bed. Let me rock and now shut the fuck up and let me show you that I'm better than you in fucking ranked
[05:07:04] Okay, let's play two v twos
[05:07:06] All right, channel to catch y'all guys, I gotta go got plans do but I will be one brand on
[05:07:13] EU tomorrow tomorrow, I'll see you over channel gotta go like y'all, bro.
[05:07:18] I won't run tomorrow guys relax all right tomorrow we're doing a little bit of a pack
[05:07:23] opening Friday we got fan mail channel to catch y'all bro love y'all boys