[429/730] ⭐️ Biggest Pack Opening Ever -> TOXIC 1v1s in RL ⭐️

Jynxzi

03-05-2026 · 5h 18m

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[00:00:00] yo!

[00:00:02] is he getting a jam?

[00:00:12] gimme a fuck up, stupor

[00:00:14] bullshit ah!

[00:00:17] gimme a fuck up hhbjbbjbbgbhbgdbhbgbgbgbgbgdbgbgbggbgbgbgbgbgbgbbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbngbgbbgbgbbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbg

[00:00:23] CHATS!

[00:00:25] What the fuck I'm supposed to call it?

[00:00:28] All with you, bitch.

[00:00:30] I shoulda never even fuck with you.

[00:00:32] Trace the day.

[00:00:33] Trace the day.

[00:00:34] That shit made me feel uncomfortable.

[00:00:35] I shoulda never made you feel like I was stalked with you.

[00:00:38] You ever had somebody say that to you?

[00:00:40] Today's the day, chat.

[00:00:42] Look at the packs.

[00:00:44] Look at the vibes.

[00:00:46] Today's the day.

[00:00:48] We walk out of here.

[00:00:50] Yeah, you're black, guys!

[00:01:20] Yeah me casa su casa got a stupid like I'm on a good

[00:01:25] Who is in the jam brother brother brother? I'm trying to do the intro who the fuck is in the jam?

[00:01:33] Fuck I'm an hour early shut up

[00:01:39] Who like who is this you cuties who is in the day who the fuck is in the jam who is in the jam

[00:01:50] She bought the art with a man from the store, but she bring it to my table when the drinks start pouring.

[00:01:54] She has-

[00:01:56] You asked her who do you not know?

[00:01:59] Who is in the jail?

[00:02:00] Still finding hair dye everywhere.

[00:02:04] My friends keep talking real you're fine,

[00:02:07] but every joke pops back each time.

[00:02:12] Guys, I don't know.

[00:02:13] Why are y'all joining the queue?

[00:02:16] look bro why are y'all joining the queue why join the queue why would you join the queue I'm

[00:02:25] telling you the intro man hey man I'm not no van here it was in your bag chat I'm not

[00:02:34] No vanhara in your bag, yelp.

[00:02:38] Bro, why would you...

[00:02:40] What, like...

[00:02:44] We're certainly going to die.

[00:02:48] Guys, I don't understand yelp.

[00:02:50] There is three people in the queue.

[00:02:52] No, no, who's in the queue?

[00:02:54] No, let's leak them, let's leak them.

[00:02:56] I still broke your shake!

[00:02:58] I'm not going to leak, but I'm not going to leak, but hold up.

[00:03:04] Alright, I removed- I licked the tickle, then.

[00:03:06] WOOOOOAH!

[00:03:07] I removed them, I removed them, I removed them.

[00:03:10] Guys, come on.

[00:03:11] Stop joining the jam.

[00:03:12] Let me just play one song.

[00:03:14] I removed them.

[00:03:15] Chad, I removed my room, my room.

[00:03:18] Alright, I got a song.

[00:03:20] Wait, do I have a song?

[00:03:21] Yes, I do.

[00:03:22] I- I have a song.

[00:03:26] Look at the packs!

[00:03:27] Chad, look at the packs!

[00:03:30] Look at the packs!

[00:03:34] Jack bro come on dude look at the packs

[00:03:41] You after hoodie on my chair

[00:03:52] Why are y'all joining the jam to skip right before a bass drop?

[00:03:57] Like why the fuck would anybody do that?

[00:04:01] to find you here tie everywhere my friends keep talking bro you're fun

[00:04:07] yeah I don't understand I don't understand

[00:04:16] who is in the jam okay it's shibby bro shibby please do let me have a let me

[00:04:22] have one song bro it's shibby and John shibby and John why are y'all in the

[00:04:28] jam bro please just let me play let me play this song let me play this song let

[00:04:34] me play this song bro just let me play one song stop joining the jam guys jesus

[00:04:38] okay okay let me play that one song perhaps keep up

[00:04:43] I never looked good in mom jeans waist size

[00:04:50] Looks like you've a lot of money perfect body

[00:04:55] Dude, okay Alfonso join the jam

[00:04:59] Okay guys, if you're in the jam that's fine

[00:05:02] Just let me play one song first

[00:05:04] This is my song

[00:05:06] My song

[00:05:07] When there's a will, there's a way to guide a man to vote And every night, man, just make it so magical And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle You can't be defeated

[00:05:27] For every time and to tear up all the bum, we're going

[00:05:31] And if we rustle the bones of the miracle

[00:05:34] For every dream

[00:05:35] Can't be helped to see these packs, like guys, I'm going to get so many good packs

[00:05:39] Even if I dream, what will stop a boom

[00:05:42] Is something to believe

[00:05:45] You after hoodie on my chair

[00:05:49] So find your time everywhere

[00:05:52] Guys, I'm going to end the jam, I'm legitimately going to end the jam, like guys

[00:05:57] High-fives.

[00:05:59] High-fives. Are you fucking serious?

[00:06:01] Like, are you fucking serious, high-fives?

[00:06:06] Yo, leave the jam!

[00:06:08] High-fives. Are you dead of ass, bro?

[00:06:12] Like, why? Why? It's so AI! It's so AI!

[00:06:17] Bro, it is so...

[00:06:19] Yo, leave the jam, y'all. Leave the jam.

[00:06:22] Everybody just leave the jam, bro. Can I play one?

[00:06:24] I like the tape a bit and I make them blow.

[00:06:27] He show me where it smells like speed in and it's nose.

[00:06:31] I only blow when suckin' smell the body's nerves to bone.

[00:06:34] Forty something, baby.

[00:06:39] Yeah, this is my chat music face.

[00:06:41] This is my...

[00:06:42] Yo, alright, come on, guys.

[00:06:44] Come on.

[00:06:45] This is my chat music face, bro.

[00:06:46] This is one of their plans.

[00:06:48] This is one of my chat music face.

[00:06:51] Valentine's.

[00:06:52] Alright.

[00:06:53] What are y'all playing what are y'all play

[00:07:17] Guys why do y'all play this

[00:07:19] bro it's this accent which y'all listen to like in school legitimately y'all put

[00:07:24] in AirPods and listen to this y'all put in headphones and listen to this

[00:07:32] shut up listen

[00:07:36] All right, let me skip that one.

[00:07:48] My Chad is the Madara.

[00:07:53] My Chad is the Madara.

[00:07:59] I

[00:08:16] Do I go I'm gonna end the jam guys. I don't know what's out of her bro. Oh my god

[00:08:24] How many how many people are in the jam

[00:08:26] I

[00:08:28] So what is your

[00:08:30] Grace right wait so what up?

[00:08:33] Is there my full-on YouTube videos in Spotify I?

[00:08:37] Couldn't even notice there is my full-on YouTube videos in Spotify and this guy misspelled jaycee

[00:08:43] Oh my god, this attack! I'm tired!

[00:08:56] This attack!

[00:08:59] Alright, I'm getting over-simulated. I'm getting over-simulated.

[00:09:05] So, here's how this works, bruh.

[00:09:07] Basically, yo.

[00:09:11] yesterday my QR code and my Spotify got leaked so now any time I get in Spotify

[00:09:18] people are just joining my jam so I literally can't use Spotify but the QR

[00:09:23] code resets like every week so for the next week I like that was gonna have for

[00:09:29] the next week for literally the next week just don't make a jam bro I

[00:09:35] doesn't have an option Jack I started this part of I and it just forces a

[00:09:39] jam I'm not kidding and jam it just misses everybody I start and then they

[00:09:45] just get in how do they get in how do they get in

[00:09:51] get Apple music you chat don't call me a fucking child lunch you think it's one

[00:09:57] now chat first things to talk about bro first things to talk about as y'all

[00:10:03] boys know bro champions league coming up and as y'all know I'm top one in ball

[00:10:11] knowledge all right top one in ball knowledge as y'all boys know this isn't

[00:10:16] even the bracket bro Jack where's the the accurate bracket I'm gonna predict the

[00:10:21] entire champions don't forget entire champions league

[00:10:26] Jack what do you mean Jack how do I that's fake I know but how do you how do

[00:10:34] you get the real one how do you get the real one

[00:10:39] Jen we have a link Maas we got a link Chad we got a link you don't know ball

[00:10:43] no bro uh brother brother I predicted the euros I predicted the euros buddy

[00:10:49] All right, all right, all right. But how about this is like, wait, this is good. This is good. All right. Now, so I remember this is from a guy who actually knows ball who actually understands the sport in a high level.

[00:11:09] And I'm unbiased as it as it gets.

[00:11:14] I'm literally as unbiased as against bro. So this is from an unbiased guy. All right.

[00:11:21] Are y'all ready? I'm not lying. I'm unbiased and I have ball none of them.

[00:11:32] Are y'all ready? I'm not biased to anybody. I'm not biased to any clubs. This

[00:11:39] This is actually what's gonna happen in the Champions League.

[00:11:42] I'm not biased.

[00:11:43] Okay, first and foremost, Paris Saint-Chamon versus Chelsea.

[00:11:48] Round of 16.

[00:11:49] Now, let's get into this, bro.

[00:11:51] Let's break this down, right?

[00:11:52] So Chelsea, let's call it what it is, bro.

[00:11:57] Chelsea is a banter club, dude.

[00:11:59] Let's just call it what it is.

[00:12:00] Chelsea is a banter club.

[00:12:02] So PSG's gonna be winning this.

[00:12:04] Now, why is PSG gonna be winning this?

[00:12:07] You gotta know two names, bro.

[00:12:08] if you want to know about PSG, Nuno fucking Mendez and Ashraf Hakimi, bro.

[00:12:14] Everybody thinks Vatinga is the best player on the team,

[00:12:16] Dampeli is the best player on the team.

[00:12:18] Those are people who don't understand the sport.

[00:12:20] The best players in that team is Nuno Mendez and Ashraf Hakimi.

[00:12:24] Now, next up, Gata Tasteray or Liverpool.

[00:12:28] I mean, is this even a question?

[00:12:30] Liverpool is, is this even a question, guys?

[00:12:34] Is this even a question?

[00:12:35] Liverpool is going to just fucking destroy them.

[00:12:38] Now, this is an interesting game here.

[00:12:40] Remember, I'm not biased.

[00:12:42] Real Madrid or Man City?

[00:12:45] Two good teams.

[00:12:51] Two good teams, two good teams.

[00:12:52] Let me think about this one.

[00:12:56] Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, bro,

[00:12:57] Manchester City is what it is.

[00:12:59] And I'm not biased.

[00:13:02] Name a single player on Real Madrid

[00:13:04] that could defend Irving Holladette.

[00:13:06] I'll wait, bro. Name a singular fucking player on Real Madrid that can defend

[00:13:11] Erling Holland. I'll wait, chat. I'll wait.

[00:13:15] Rudeger, bro. Rudeger is 55 years old.

[00:13:18] Jab Rudeger is 55 years old. What are you saying?

[00:13:22] Man City is going to win. It's going to be close, but Man City is going to win.

[00:13:26] There's not a single player on Real Madrid that can defend Erling Holland.

[00:13:29] Period. Atelanta versus Bayern.

[00:13:32] I gotta go with my boy Kimmich too.

[00:13:36] Gotta go with my dude Kimmich.

[00:13:39] Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, Jack.

[00:13:41] Byron is one of the best clubs of all time.

[00:13:45] Next up, new cast from verse Barcelona.

[00:13:49] Is this even a question?

[00:13:50] Jack, I'm unbiased.

[00:13:52] I'm completely unbiased.

[00:13:53] Bro, is this even a question?

[00:13:56] Is this even a fucking question?

[00:13:58] Wait, I just realized something about the Champions League.

[00:14:01] The top side of the bracket is stacked.

[00:14:04] The bottom side of the bracket is not stacked.

[00:14:07] Wow.

[00:14:08] Now we have Atlantis versus Tottenham.

[00:14:12] What do you think of shit?

[00:14:14] Tottenham.

[00:14:15] What do you think of Tottenham?

[00:14:16] Shit.

[00:14:20] I don't even know how Tottenham

[00:14:21] got into the Champions League.

[00:14:23] I'm gonna keep it a buck, bro.

[00:14:25] They don't have son anymore.

[00:14:26] They don't have Harry Kane.

[00:14:28] How the fuck are they in the Champions League, bro?

[00:14:30] I'm going to keep it an absolute puck.

[00:14:32] Atlantis wouldn't that game.

[00:14:34] Now we got Bodo Glimmits versus Sporting.

[00:14:39] This game doesn't really matter.

[00:14:40] Whoever wins this game is just going

[00:14:42] to lose to Arsenal in the next round anyways.

[00:14:44] Doesn't matter.

[00:14:45] I'll say Bodo.

[00:14:46] I'll say Bodo.

[00:14:47] Arsenal are going to be Leverkerson.

[00:14:49] Leverkerson, Met, Florian, Virts go.

[00:14:52] Gigi, y'all deserve to lose.

[00:14:53] And Jeremy Frenpol.

[00:14:55] Now we go to the top of the bracket.

[00:14:57] Now we're in quarter-finals.

[00:14:59] All right, quarter-finals.

[00:15:00] Now, this is where my ball knowledge really gets tested.

[00:15:03] This is where my ball knowledge really gets tested.

[00:15:07] Paris Saint-Germain versus Liverpool.

[00:15:13] Now, with PSG, you have the defending champions.

[00:15:19] All right, the defending champions, the league champions.

[00:15:23] They have Ashraf Hakimi, Nuno Mendes,

[00:15:25] Tempele, 15, yeah, but something tells me,

[00:15:32] something tells me Liverpool's gonna win.

[00:15:35] Jack, don't say bias.

[00:15:36] Something tells me Liverpool is gonna win, guys.

[00:15:41] Something just fucking,

[00:15:43] it's something in the tip of my penis

[00:15:45] says Liverpool is gonna beat Paris Saint-Chemal.

[00:15:49] And that's something is the Egyptian king himself,

[00:15:52] Moussala.

[00:15:53] Now, Manchester City versus Bayern, this is tough, Manchester City versus Bayern, this

[00:16:15] is so tough, oh my god, this is actually the hardest game to predict, oh my god.

[00:16:23] Manchester City versus Bayern. Let's ask Bernhard! Let's ask Bernhard. Let's ask Bernhard. There's only one thing to do. Only one thing to do in a scenario.

[00:16:34] Bernhard, who is winning Manchester City or Bayern Munich in the Champions League?

[00:16:40] match against Manchester City and Bayern Munich faced off in the Champions League quarter finals

[00:16:55] where City won 3-0 in the first leg and then drew 1-1 in the second advancing with a 4-1

[00:17:00] aggregate. That said this wasn't the final match. Later Manchester City went on to win

[00:17:05] their first Champions League title by beating Inter Milan 1-0 in the final.

[00:17:11] Bernard, I don't know if you're like smoking weed. Bernard, this is for 20-26. Now I'm making

[00:17:16] a bracket with my chat. I have Man City beating Madrid and Bayern beating Atlanta,

[00:17:21] which means they would meet in the quarter-finals. Who would you predict to win this game? Bernard.

[00:17:27] Ah, gotcha. Future predictions time. Honestly, both are absolute powerhouses.

[00:17:32] city's recent track record and squad deaths usually make them slight favorites,

[00:17:36] but Bayern can absolutely pull off a win on their day.

[00:17:39] If I had to pick, I'd give a slight edge to city, but football's unpredictable.

[00:17:44] You're just as biased to England.

[00:17:46] Chattie's biased to England, but I'm going to be honest, I was going to say city too.

[00:17:51] Now at the top of our semi finals, we have Liverpool and Man City.

[00:17:55] Now we go to the bottom of the bracket.

[00:17:58] Barcelona versus that, and that T it's going to be a good game.

[00:18:00] Barca's gonna win. I'm completely unbiased. It's just facts. Arsenal beats Boto. Now, my top four teams in the Champions League is Liverpool, Manchester City, Barcelona, and Arsenal. Now, Liverpool is beating Man City. Liverpool is beating Man City. Barcelona versus Arsenal. I mean, let's be honest, bro. This is like another just easy.

[00:18:30] G-Win for Barca. Now in the Champions League finals, the winners, 20-26 is Barca. That's

[00:18:39] my bracket. Chats, screenshot, screen reported. This is a guy with ball knowledge problem.

[00:18:45] That is my bracket. Most biasless ever, zero ball knowledge.

[00:18:51] Glazer, bias, holy bias, holy bias. You don't know shit. Barca not winning shit.

[00:18:57] Glaser, Glaser.

[00:19:02] What's Bodo highlights?

[00:19:05] Yeah, who is this Bodo team, by the way?

[00:19:08] Chad, who is this Bodo fucking team?

[00:19:09] Where do they come from?

[00:19:11] How are they in Champions League?

[00:19:17] Who is this Bodo team, y'all?

[00:19:22] Chad, how are they in Champions League?

[00:19:27] I've never even heard of this team. I've never even heard of these guys.

[00:19:32] Bodo? Bodo Clements? Where are they from? Like Belgium or something? Yeah, where are they from?

[00:19:46] Where are they from? Norway. Has a Norway team ever won Champions League?

[00:19:52] I've never heard of his team in my life. I'm not even kidding

[00:20:02] Boro glimpse the group stage match

[00:20:22] Bro, there's no way they're making a compilation of draws.

[00:20:28] Are we dead ass, bro?

[00:20:30] A compilation of draws?

[00:20:49] Baby Manchester City?

[00:20:58] Baby Manchester City?

[00:21:03] Baby Atlético?

[00:21:10] Wait, what?

[00:21:15] I have not heard of that club

[00:21:17] Bro, I have not heard of that club.

[00:21:21] Wow!

[00:21:23] I have not heard of that club ever.

[00:21:26] Bodo Glint.

[00:21:32] Now chat.

[00:21:35] How are we ready?

[00:21:37] If you're ready, type R in the chat.

[00:21:41] Oh, last thing.

[00:21:43] I almost forgot yet again.

[00:21:45] chat the next games we are going to be playing on this stream these are the

[00:21:51] next four games that I want to play first game counter strike two all right

[00:21:57] I might even get on it today I don't know I really want to try this game I've

[00:22:02] heard a lot of great things about it Grand Theft Auto 5 story mode marathon

[00:22:07] I don't have an exact date yet but I'm gonna be doing this soon brown I'm

[00:22:13] I'm gonna play through the entire game,

[00:22:14] exact same thing as we did with Red Dead Redemption 2.

[00:22:19] Red Dead Redemption was the first ever story game

[00:22:20] I ever played.

[00:22:21] This is gonna be the second one.

[00:22:23] Third, we got Apex Legends, bro.

[00:22:27] I've heard a lot of great things about this game.

[00:22:29] I've heard a lot of terrible things about this game.

[00:22:32] Next up is Overwatch.

[00:22:34] Now, out of these games,

[00:22:36] obviously not counting GTA V,

[00:22:38] but out of CS, Apex and Overwatch,

[00:22:40] I'm gonna try all of these games

[00:22:41] and I'm gonna see which one I like the most

[00:22:43] and I'm probably gonna play that a lot.

[00:22:46] I'm still gonna play Rocket League,

[00:22:47] still gonna play R6,

[00:22:48] but I wanna find another game that I could like grind.

[00:22:50] I really like online competitive, sweaty games,

[00:22:55] also toxic games.

[00:22:57] That's like kind of my alley.

[00:22:59] So I think these games is perfect for me, dude.

[00:23:01] I'm gonna pick one of these though.

[00:23:02] I don't know yet, I don't know yet,

[00:23:03] but I might try CS today.

[00:23:06] Maybe, I don't know.

[00:23:07] We'll see.

[00:23:08] Jack, aside from that,

[00:23:14] Arby ready.

[00:23:17] Before you, I have bequeathed upon you.

[00:23:22] I really hope I used the right word there.

[00:23:24] I have bequeathed upon you,

[00:23:30] 139 packs.

[00:23:32] Now,

[00:23:33] I have been saving these packs for like six months chat today is our greatest chance ever

[00:23:48] at Yeager black guys we will never have a better chance in this why these bad boys right here

[00:23:59] We have only two of them, but I'm pretty sure the collection.

[00:24:25] There's no Yeager Black eyes in the collection.

[00:24:29] Speed up the stream, I have errands to run.

[00:24:37] SHECK THE FUCK UP!

[00:24:40] So we have no chance of getting Gag your black eyes out of these.

[00:24:43] Now, never mind.

[00:24:45] What about the Delta pack?

[00:24:48] Please, please, wait, what?

[00:25:00] It's not in the delta packs?

[00:25:03] What about the year 10 alpha packs?

[00:25:05] Survey, survey.

[00:25:06] Well, I can't tell, year 11.

[00:25:09] So Jack, what is it in?

[00:25:11] What is it in?

[00:25:14] Your best chance is year 11.

[00:25:22] So Yeager Black Ice is going to be in the year 11 alpha packs and the regular alpha packs.

[00:25:32] Alright, let me get the water.

[00:25:39] Okay, so we still have like a hundred chances at getting it.

[00:25:43] Wait, so should I open up these first then?

[00:25:47] I'm gonna open up these first then, why not?

[00:25:50] Alright, alright, alright, alright.

[00:25:52] Chat, I'm gonna get a water.

[00:25:54] When I get back, we are ripping 139 bucks.

[00:26:43] Now it's time to say a prayer, it's time to say a fucking prayer.

[00:27:07] Buy more. What do you mean? How does what do you mean buy more? In what?

[00:27:29] I can get 50 packs for a hundred and eighty thousand for now.

[00:27:57] Alright the prediction is simple, will he get Yeager Black-Eyes?

[00:28:01] Are we ready?

[00:28:03] Let's call Bernard.

[00:28:08] Bernard, today's an important day.

[00:28:12] Alright, I'm all ears, what makes today stand out?

[00:28:15] Spill the details.

[00:28:17] Shut the fuck up.

[00:28:19] No worries, I'll give you all the space you need.

[00:28:22] If you want to dive into something or just sit with it, I'm here with you.

[00:28:25] Today is the day.

[00:28:27] We pack Jager Black Ice.

[00:28:30] Ah, now that's a big day for you.

[00:28:32] If you're gearing up to pack that Jager Black Ice, I'm sending all the virtual luck.

[00:28:37] Just remember, whether it lasts or not, you've got that champion mindset. Let's go.

[00:28:42] Bernard, if I don't get Jager Black Ice today, I'm going to drown you in a lake in Grand Theft Auto V.

[00:28:51] Well, that's some virtual... Well, in that case, I'm definitely hoping your luck is on point.

[00:28:56] But hey, whatever happens with that pack will keep it all in good fun. Let's see how they are in

[00:29:01] Gronar, okay, okay. We have, I have bequeathed upon me, 189 packs. Do you think I can pack

[00:29:11] Yeager Black Eyes? Just tell me yes or no. I'm gonna say yes. I'm going to go with a

[00:29:18] confident yes. It might just be your day to strike gold, or well, Black Eyes, but either way,

[00:29:24] I'll be chairing you all right ladies and gentlemen without further ado, let's do this

[00:29:31] Without wait YouTube live now working chat. Oh shit YouTube live now working turn it off fix it

[00:29:39] Without further ado

[00:29:43] Tiki tiki

[00:29:46] Chad one prediction or vote in a prediction vote in a prediction

[00:29:48] it. But a prediction, but a prediction, but a prediction, but a prediction, but a prediction.

[00:29:58] Buy more TTS. No, woods, take a picture one, got to think about your one channel. I'm gonna

[00:30:05] give you all like another minute to predict voting the prediction. Meet God, they're

[00:30:09] over the gift that be forcing it to buy without doing TTS shut up are we ready

[00:30:29] without further ado our biggest pack opening in jink see channel history we

[00:30:38] We have been saving these packs for six months.

[00:30:41] We just spent 220,000 of our last renown on 50 more alpha packs.

[00:30:46] All in all, this is going to be a 200 pack opening.

[00:30:49] If I don't get Yeager Black Ice today, I'm quitting the game.

[00:30:55] First and foremost, we are going to start off with the newest packs in the game.

[00:31:00] The newest packs in Rainbow Six Siege, the Black Ice packs.

[00:31:06] I got the best black ice on the worst gun!

[00:31:19] Who in their right mind would use a GING shotgun?

[00:31:25] I got the best black ice on the worst gun!

[00:31:31] Shockey, think of it as a five gift to put it inside me, shockey.

[00:31:49] So let me get this straight.

[00:31:52] I got two colored black eyes on two guns I'm never going to use in my life.

[00:32:01] Ladies and gentlemen, that is the worst possible start we could have had, but it's okay!

[00:32:08] Because I, Jinxie, have 200 facts.

[00:32:12] Pink is the rarest 10% drop rate for real-season maps.

[00:32:15] Alright, now let's get to ripping.

[00:32:19] Delta Pats!

[00:32:20] I forgot what these have.

[00:32:22] I think these have good stuff.

[00:32:24] Okay, maybe I was wrong.

[00:32:29] Ungrateful! It's not ungrateful! I'm never gonna use those scums in my life! It's not ungrateful!

[00:32:39] Epic. Put your hand on your tip and start stroking it out of the medium base.

[00:32:45] Oh no! Really good startup. Chatham. Really, really, really good start.

[00:32:54] Okay, guys, that's a good sign.

[00:32:56] You know what that means?

[00:32:57] That means there's blood in the water.

[00:32:59] Chad, listen, listen, I'm like a shark.

[00:33:01] That means there's blood in the water.

[00:33:03] If I already got a black ice on my first epic,

[00:33:07] that means we're on a hot streak.

[00:33:09] Just give me Yeager Black Ice.

[00:33:14] The things I would do for Yeager Black Ice, Chad.

[00:33:17] I'm not doing a Johnson pack until we get into the alphas.

[00:33:29] Unless I can put my tip on it right now.

[00:33:32] Fuck it.

[00:33:33] I'm putting my cock on it.

[00:33:34] I don't care.

[00:33:35] I don't care.

[00:33:36] I'm putting my cock right on it.

[00:33:43] Ladies and gentlemen, my flaccid penis is on the tip of my controller right now.

[00:33:47] that is shit y'all that is shit that is shit it's okay it's okay well we have

[00:33:59] we have more Johnson Packs coming J-Rod I think over to tier one J-Rod J-Rod

[00:34:03] bend me over a table and cream pie inside of me.

[00:34:10] Ryan with the tier one, a W Ryan.

[00:34:25] A lot of greens, a lot of greens. It's okay.

[00:34:27] Okay, good shot, listen.

[00:34:31] Delta pack error.

[00:34:33] An error occurred while retrieving a duplicate ward.

[00:34:35] You will still receive right now.

[00:34:38] What?

[00:34:40] They didn't give me a pack?

[00:34:44] What the fuck does that mean?

[00:34:46] Now, think of it in private.

[00:34:50] All right, we're cooling down a little bit.

[00:34:52] It's not, it's not, wait!

[00:34:55] We're heating back up.

[00:34:57] I know it's a duplicate, but that's two black eyes.

[00:35:06] I don't know.

[00:35:07] I can feel it.

[00:35:22] Jack Bernard back?

[00:35:23] Yes or no?

[00:35:24] Bernard back?

[00:35:25] Yes or no?

[00:35:26] What is this?

[00:35:36] I don't know. I don't know. It's off to a shaky start. I don't know.

[00:35:39] I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

[00:35:42] I'm not as horny as I was. I'm losing my boulder.

[00:35:48] Dude, I'm kind of slowly losing my erection here.

[00:35:51] Never mind. It's back. Okay, Bernard is going to be opening this one. Bernard, pick up the phone!

[00:36:00] Pick up the phone, baby. I know you're home, baby. It's lit! Bernard, would you like to open a Delta pack for me? It's purple.

[00:36:12] I'm absolutely ready virtually speaking. Let's rip that purple open and hope for that black-ice magic

[00:36:19] You've got this. Let's go for that love Bernard. I just need you to say the word

[00:36:25] All right, my friend the word is open

[00:36:29] Let's see what's waiting behind that pack

[00:36:33] Bernard I just got ya your black eyes

[00:36:37] No

[00:36:38] No way, that's the dream drum. Yeah, you can black eyes is yours. I knew today had that special energy

[00:36:45] Huge congrats into a flixing it in style

[00:36:54] Bernard it was a duplicate headgear

[00:36:56] are the classic duplicate heartbreak well at least you've got some renown out of the

[00:37:02] SHUT UP!

[00:37:03] It's okay, the delta packs are realistically our worst chance, all right?

[00:37:12] It's okay, we still have, we still have 200 alpha packs.

[00:37:21] Everybody lock it in!

[00:37:23] Alright now it's time. Last, last Delta, last Delta.

[00:37:35] Here we go. The moment of truth, zero, zero, zero.

[00:37:40] We have one hundred and fifty-five alphapax.

[00:37:45] Now, we have two types of alphapax. We have the OG alphapax and the year eleven alphapax.

[00:37:52] Luckily for us, Jager Black Ice is available in both of these packs.

[00:37:57] Today could be the end of a four-year journey, alright?

[00:38:14] That is, I'm not kidding when I say this, I don't think we could have got off to a worst start.

[00:38:19] The symbolism of this fucking fucking charm.

[00:38:23] Y'all don't understand how deep the lore runs.

[00:38:26] This is the...

[00:38:28] This is...

[00:38:30] Life.

[00:38:45] Alright! I don't know what's happening! We're only getting grades!

[00:38:49] Oh my God, just let it be right now.

[00:38:56] Let it be right now.

[00:38:58] Let it be right now.

[00:38:59] They're hinting at it!

[00:39:00] They're hinting at it!

[00:39:01] They're hinting at it!

[00:39:02] Guys, the symbolism is absolutely incredible right now.

[00:39:14] The symbolism is absolutely incredible right now.

[00:39:17] This is amazing symbolism!

[00:39:25] It's a sign from the gods.

[00:39:37] It's okay, it's okay, relax, relax, relax.

[00:39:40] We have a lot of packs left, everybody should stay calm.

[00:39:43] Oh my god, fart on me.

[00:39:47] She's six, how about a sturdy?

[00:40:08] What do you mean she's six?

[00:40:11] What do you mean she's six?

[00:40:12] She's sturdy!

[00:40:13] Alright, I think I've opened 20 greens in a row.

[00:40:22] Alright!

[00:40:25] I just came in my pants.

[00:40:42] I can feel it.

[00:40:45] All of the blood is rushing to the tip of my cock.

[00:40:48] Right here, right now,

[00:40:51] is the end of a seven year long journey.

[00:40:55] One in the chat if you have an erection.

[00:41:12] Back to back!

[00:41:14] Back to back!

[00:41:16] Today's the day!

[00:41:19] Today's the day!

[00:41:21] Today's the day! Today's the day!

[00:41:24] It's like fishing. When you keep catching like trout, you know you're gonna catch a snook.

[00:41:30] Hear me out!

[00:41:31] Bro, I've caught... caught... I've packed three black-eices, guys.

[00:41:36] Three.

[00:41:38] If you're not horny, get horny!

[00:41:43] If your girlfriend thinks you're a no-good, lousy piece of garbage,

[00:41:48] Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing!

[00:41:52] I'm telling you, we got a shot here. We got a legitimate shot. There's a legitimate chance.

[00:41:58] Trust me. Trust me.

[00:42:06] Milk potatoes.

[00:42:18] Chat, by the way, a little bit of an attack on Titan update.

[00:42:24] Hey, sit up, I like bro, chat.

[00:42:27] I'm learning about the lore of like the,

[00:42:29] like I can't really say it without spoiling it.

[00:42:33] Like I'm learning the backstory of Grisha,

[00:42:37] like bro, I literally have a boner

[00:42:39] every time I watch a taco inside of me.

[00:42:41] Minimum.

[00:42:43] Like it is the, maybe the best show I've ever watched

[00:42:46] besides maybe Death Note.

[00:42:48] what episode I'm not gonna spoil I'm on episode I think 57 58 58 he's new here

[00:43:04] he's new that's not the OG rubber ducky he's new no because I would have got a

[00:43:11] This one's new!

[00:43:15] Wait, what?

[00:43:17] This is new! This is new! Chad, this is new!

[00:43:33] This is new!

[00:43:41] Oklahoma, he's back! He makes his way into every block opening!

[00:43:58] It might be GGs, yeah, but you're thinking like a coward. It's not GGs.

[00:44:03] Brunker, most people quit right before they win.

[00:44:10] Most people quit right before they win, bro.

[00:44:13] We're not giving up.

[00:44:14] Do not apply that mindset to gambling, please.

[00:44:19] Jeff, that's the only place I don't want you to apply that mindset.

[00:44:27] Titties.

[00:44:28] I will no don't I said don't all right. Why don't you get in green? What are I doing wrong?

[00:44:59] This one feels different. I don't know. I don't know how to explain it. It was the way it opened

[00:45:07] You hear I sounded it was the sound cues

[00:45:12] Put the Jager black eyes in my ass

[00:45:18] That's actually a calm fast-haired gear but I already have it

[00:45:20] I have a theory, bro.

[00:45:42] I have a theory.

[00:45:43] It's the CIA.

[00:45:44] No.

[00:45:45] Listen.

[00:45:46] It's the CIA.

[00:45:47] I think Ubisoft contacted the Federal Bureau of Intelligence and implanted my account with

[00:45:54] not having to take that little bit of packing in your pockets.

[00:45:57] I'm being serious, bro.

[00:45:59] I'm like, don't.

[00:46:00] Chad, because how do you open thousands of packs over the course of like eight years

[00:46:05] and never get one skin?

[00:46:09] I'm just saying, Chad, let's open up our mind a little bit.

[00:46:16] My lead nothing for the door!

[00:46:23] God IQ is so fine.

[00:46:28] I forgot even where I am.

[00:46:30] Bro IQ with the messy bun on the throat.

[00:46:40] I got the exact uniform too.

[00:46:42] Yep right here.

[00:46:45] Right here.

[00:46:46] right here. Got you right here. Add just to the goon files.

[00:47:16] Back to the past, let's go.

[00:47:17] Back to the past.

[00:47:18] We got 117 to go.

[00:47:19] 117 to go, yo.

[00:47:27] And we'll never be bro, yo.

[00:47:30] You could call me Queenie P.

[00:47:32] And baby, I rule, I rule.

[00:47:34] Rude, thinkin' if I get it.

[00:47:42] And let me live that fantasy.

[00:47:45] Cain, they give it a 5, gifted Cain, plant one in my-

[00:47:48] ahhh

[00:47:49] Pre-daged Cain, like Cain

[00:47:52] Chat, I think our best bet is the year 11 once

[00:47:56] I'm not even gonna hold you

[00:47:58] I think our best bet is year 11, guys

[00:48:04] I think our- I think our best bet is year 11, guys

[00:48:15] Duplicate, what?

[00:48:20] Rube with the five gifted, Rube, bend me over a table.

[00:48:28] Bro, I just want to kick black ass.

[00:48:37] Yeah, here he is thinking about getting it.

[00:48:42] Chad, why is it so hard?

[00:48:49] Windows thinking about getting it.

[00:48:55] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[00:49:01] You know what?

[00:49:02] Let's start giving it to this.

[00:49:04] Wait, oh, sorry, I think like legitimately this is our best chance, yeah, I'm being dead

[00:49:15] ass.

[00:49:17] It's not a duplicate.

[00:49:23] It's not a duplicate.

[00:49:26] It's not a duplicate.

[00:49:28] It's not a duplicate.

[00:49:30] It's not a duplicate.

[00:49:32] It's not a duplicate.

[00:49:34] It's not a duplicate, okay.

[00:49:37] In a short 15 minutes, we have packed four black eyes.

[00:49:47] Tier three unlocked alpha collector.

[00:49:51] Yeah, okay.

[00:49:52] That's just another way of digging at me there.

[00:49:56] It's not a duplicate.

[00:49:58] So bro, we got in four?

[00:50:04] Four black eyes and some 15 minutes. Not bad, kid!

[00:50:19] Concentrate, concentrate. Put all of the energy in my penis into my brain.

[00:51:04] Bravo 6, go and dog.

[00:51:27] Like who in the chat has Yeager black eyes and didn't get one more place who in the chat packed Yeager black eyes

[00:51:37] Type me if you did bro y'all are liars. There's no way all of you guys got it besides me

[00:51:45] Why am I just incapable of getting the skin why why did wrong just type me wrong you're like level five

[00:51:57] Chat, speaking of Broadchat, I have to make the teams and the bracket for that streamer

[00:52:04] tournament for today.

[00:52:05] It's in three days and I haven't even made a single team.

[00:52:09] I'm slacking.

[00:52:10] Guys, I don't know, man.

[00:52:14] I don't know.

[00:52:15] I don't know.

[00:52:18] I don't know.

[00:52:19] I can't.

[00:52:20] I'm not capable.

[00:52:21] I'm not chosen.

[00:52:22] I'm not one of the chosen ones.

[00:52:24] Yep.

[00:52:25] Yep. Oh, wow.

[00:52:30] So, Chad, do you want to know, you know, you want to know, you want to know what they call a statistical anomaly?

[00:52:35] I have packed Yeager Black-Eyes shotgun six times. I've packed Yeager Black-Eyes primary zero times.

[00:52:43] That is nothing short of a statistical anomaly.

[00:52:48] Literally! I have packed Yeager Black-Eyes shotgun

[00:52:52] six times!

[00:52:54] Like, how do you even do that?

[00:52:58] Okay, now, all both sit aside.

[00:53:05] She could manipulate me, gaslight me, ruin my life, burn my house down, cheat on me

[00:53:11] 5,000 times, and use my face as a toilet.

[00:53:15] Azami is top one baddest character in this game.

[00:53:18] Chad, let's get in the reach, we each rolled a sheet.

[00:53:21] Guys, Azami is top one baddest character in the game.

[00:53:28] You're thinking about just it.

[00:53:29] I can't get that.

[00:53:30] You're thinking about just,

[00:53:31] you're thinking about just,

[00:53:32] you're thinking about just,

[00:53:34] you're thinking about just,

[00:53:35] now that I can't do it, I can't,

[00:53:37] guys I tried, like I saved the packs for six months.

[00:53:48] Call them this un-legendary.

[00:53:51] If I can get my renown to 220, I'll be able to buy 50 more, and I will be able to.

[00:54:08] Oh my god, today's the day!

[00:54:09] Don't give up!

[00:54:14] and let me lick that fantasy

[00:54:16] and let me lick those ass cheeks

[00:54:22] my grandma and grandpa packed Yeager Black Eyes yesterday

[00:54:25] vertex, I don't know if you think I'm like a toddler, I'm not falling for that

[00:54:30] which I just need 180, bro, we'll easily get there, chat, 180?

[00:54:35] temporal, easily to get there

[00:54:38] speed up the stream, I got places to be

[00:54:40] SHUT THE FUCK UP

[00:54:42] God that's annoying! Speed up the stream! SHOT THE FUCK UP!

[00:54:57] Did you ever make it back to fire and bake?

[00:55:01] Dude, you know what Chad? If we don't get Yeager Black Eyes, let's just rip CS cases.

[00:55:05] Are they even called that like what are they called crates?

[00:55:10] I how about so I have the game downloaded because I might get on it today. I'm not even kidding

[00:55:18] I'm gonna be a level zero with like a knife worth a grand

[00:55:26] All right guys, we're officially out of the og alpha packs

[00:55:28] Which means the only thing we have left is the year 11 alpha packs. We have 68 of these

[00:55:33] Once we run out of V68, I'll be able to buy the other ones.

[00:55:43] It's time to lock in.

[00:55:44] It's time to lock in.

[00:55:45] It's time to lock in on the cop.

[00:55:50] Jack, just focus!

[00:55:58] I don't know, I feel like all bullshit aside, I feel like if I pack Yeager Black Eyes, I

[00:56:07] can actually die happy.

[00:56:08] Do you know what I'm saying?

[00:56:10] It's actually that deep.

[00:56:11] Brother, this has been an ongoing challenge.

[00:56:15] Sit on me.

[00:56:16] This has been an ongoing challenge for like eight years, guys.

[00:56:23] Royd rage.

[00:56:24] I'm not on Royds.

[00:56:25] I don't even, I don't even, I look like a chud.

[00:56:27] I don't even look like I'm on ruins.

[00:56:30] Don't type retweet!

[00:56:38] What is this?

[00:56:41] Why do I kind of like it too?

[00:56:45] Tiger costume?

[00:56:47] Why do I kind of like it?

[00:56:53] Jeff, why do I kind of like it?

[00:56:57] Furry.

[00:56:59] Madam Furry.

[00:57:01] I'm Madam Furry.

[00:57:03] Chad, if I wasn't Furry, would you guys care?

[00:57:06] If I did a Furry stream?

[00:57:10] Chad, if I did a Furry stream, would you guys care?

[00:57:13] No.

[00:57:15] I would like you- wait, what?

[00:57:17] Yes. No.

[00:57:19] Yes.

[00:57:21] Chad, what if I had like a cocktail?

[00:57:27] And I'm out of my own, dude.

[00:57:29] I have a mythical high school memory.

[00:57:31] I'll never forget this girl in my life.

[00:57:34] There was a girl.

[00:57:36] I'm not gonna say her name, but it started with Elle.

[00:57:39] She had like contacts that were like red.

[00:57:44] So it looked like she had red eyes.

[00:57:49] And she wore like a gigantic cocktail and lip.

[00:57:53] I swear to God, I'm not kidding.

[00:57:55] Hiss that people in the hallways. I am not kidding.

[00:58:02] She literally had a full on cat tail with red contacts and his that people in

[00:58:06] the hallways. That was the most aura I've ever felt in my life.

[00:58:12] She would his that why I have no idea, bro.

[00:58:18] You're into that. I'm really not, bro.

[00:58:25] No, but like dude, that thing about high school bro, it's like things like that just really

[00:58:32] only happen in high school.

[00:58:34] Cause bro, in high school everybody just losing their mind and like nobody has the identity

[00:58:41] of themselves.

[00:58:42] Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

[00:58:44] Chad, when I was in high school I had a one inch cock up until like my junior year.

[00:58:51] Jack, when I was in high school, I was a four foot,

[00:58:55] bro I was a four foot 10 freshman, guys.

[00:58:59] Now myself in my year I was five two.

[00:59:02] I was tiny.

[00:59:04] You still do.

[00:59:05] I would still have a one inch cock.

[00:59:08] It's like four inches.

[00:59:10] But I would still have a one incher.

[00:59:13] Bro, when I was in high school I was literally tiny.

[00:59:15] I was like freshman year I was like four foot 10.

[00:59:18] Sobriar was 5'2", junior year, summer, I did shoot up though.

[00:59:22] Like sophomore year, summer, I was like 5'9".

[00:59:28] And now I'm like 6'3".

[00:59:31] And now I'm like 6'3".

[00:59:36] I would definitely bitch you in high school.

[00:59:38] What does that even mean?

[00:59:39] Oh, what does that even mean?

[00:59:42] You would bully me?

[00:59:43] Jack bro could you imagine being six foot like it's such a perfect height bro I wish

[00:59:52] I was six foot.

[00:59:53] Yo Jack I think I'm like five ten.

[00:59:55] Jack anybody six foot in the chat?

[00:59:58] Anybody six foot?

[01:00:00] Me, me, ya, me, me, y'all are not all six foot.

[01:00:07] There's no way the whole chat is six foot.

[01:00:11] By the way, I haven't back to purple in an hour!

[01:00:16] God!

[01:00:17] I'm just running through packs!

[01:00:25] I haven't back to purple in an hour.

[01:00:30] I haven't back to purple in an hour.

[01:00:34] I haven't back to purple in an hour.

[01:00:37] What's happening?

[01:00:39] All right!

[01:00:41] What the fuck is this?

[01:00:44] Oh my God!

[01:00:47] 3 breeds in a row!

[01:00:50] 4 breeds in a row!

[01:00:59] Not bad!

[01:01:01] It's a duplicate!

[01:01:03] I can't get shit.

[01:01:05] Wait, how many, how many renows do we need for 50 more?

[01:01:10] How about you burn out with me for 50 more?

[01:01:19] Hi guys, my cortisol's fine! Shut up!

[01:01:26] Hi guys, my cortisol is completely in check bro. I'm in check. Nothing's out of line.

[01:01:40] Right now I'm figuring it and figuring out if it's trying to send me a message.

[01:02:05] two fingers okay it's getting a little more receptive to two fingers I don't

[01:02:13] this is gonna get your sight um it's kind of speaking to me let me try three

[01:02:25] this might be yanker black eyes I'm not even kidding

[01:02:35] I'll be back in 15 seconds. Good God!

[01:03:05] Hi guys, what are you zooming in on?

[01:03:19] Whoa!

[01:03:20] Hi guys, are you examining my floor?

[01:03:23] See bro, this is shit I'm talking about.

[01:03:27] Hi guys, my floor is clean bro.

[01:03:32] Why is my monitor black?

[01:03:33] What just happened to my monitor?

[01:03:35] My mother's black.

[01:03:36] Hi-Veys!

[01:03:39] My mother's black.

[01:03:40] Did hi-Veys EMP me or something?

[01:03:43] What the fuck?

[01:03:47] And I scribbled some poems.

[01:03:50] Yo, I can hear my...

[01:03:53] All right, this has to be hi-Veys is doing.

[01:03:55] I just got like thatcher EMP.

[01:03:57] Literally, both of my mother's are black.

[01:04:01] Both of my mother's are black.

[01:04:05] What have I told me now I just got EMP I just got EMP by haphaz in the middle of the

[01:04:17] gap in that covering I just got EMP by haphaz this is discussing yo haphaz you want to talk

[01:04:28] about it. Hi guys, did you EMP me or what?

[01:04:35] Um, you see, I get your monitors or what? Okay, so...

[01:04:41] NO SHIT, THEY'RE BACK! NO SHIT!

[01:04:47] This one came back on.

[01:04:49] Just make sure they're plugged in.

[01:04:52] I didn't mean to do my job. I didn't mean to do my job, but...

[01:05:01] Hi guys, let's see. That one's plugged in. That one's plugged in.

[01:05:06] Now, get me a butt block so I can BLOOD MY ASS! AND THE OTHER ADVICE!

[01:05:14] Dixie, it looks like the other one is still not working. Try unplugging it and pointing it back in.

[01:05:19] Yo, bro, is this like some dog shit ass, like, can you hear me? Can you hear what I'm saying?

[01:05:27] Alright, I'm unplugging, I'm unplugging, I'm plugging you back in.

[01:05:32] Done, thank you so much.

[01:05:34] Hi guys, is this tax support dude?

[01:05:38] Let me know if that works.

[01:05:40] Yo, why are you so calm? Like, why are you so calm in a moment of disaster?

[01:05:48] Get mad! My monitor is black! Turn on, motherfucker!

[01:05:58] Make sure the HDMI cable goes from the PC-

[01:06:01] Get that code out of your voice! As good as my witness!

[01:06:08] Make sure the HDMI going from your PC to your monitor is plugged in correctly on both ends.

[01:06:17] Aren't you like a robot or something?

[01:06:23] Fuck!

[01:06:25] What? ACMI, what?

[01:06:28] Make sure you're a chairman from the PC.

[01:06:31] It should be something-

[01:06:33] Join the goddamn- Join the goddamn FaceTime!

[01:06:39] Heck support, bitch!

[01:06:43] Join the FaceTime!

[01:06:44] Why are you so happy today? Why are you happy? Hi, guys.

[01:06:51] Like, bro, why are you happy? The motor's black!

[01:06:56] I see that.

[01:06:58] No way! Hey! Hey!

[01:07:01] All right, yo, Jack, like, this guy's a trove.

[01:07:05] All right, have us. Talk to me, bro. One on one, bro. Please.

[01:07:08] Please do help.

[01:07:10] Yeah, okay.

[01:07:12] So, let's make sure that our HDMI

[01:07:14] from the PC is going to be monitored.

[01:07:17] Make sure they should be from the GDF bottom.

[01:07:21] Does that look good?

[01:07:22] Right there.

[01:07:23] I would use the one that will bring them back in.

[01:07:28] It's really locked in there tight.

[01:07:30] Pause.

[01:07:31] All right, have eyes out.

[01:07:32] Unplug them and plug them back in.

[01:07:34] Okay.

[01:07:36] I think it's the same for the monitor because it looks like our monitor is the issue right now.

[01:07:41] Alright, so if our monitor is the issue, what does that mean? What does that even mean?

[01:07:46] No, we just have to make sure the HDMI cable is going right to the monitor.

[01:07:50] How do we do that?

[01:07:52] The HDMI cable on the monitor.

[01:07:55] Hi guys, there's like 11 HDMI cables, bro.

[01:07:58] Let's

[01:08:07] So do you want me to unplug it and plug it back in it's called a deep

[01:08:11] No, it's called a display for a DP. So yes, I'm like that

[01:08:20] Have a DP is double penetrations

[01:08:22] Yes, bro. Yes.

[01:08:24] No, no, no, it's called DisplayPort. That's impossible.

[01:08:27] All right, I unplugged that and plugged it back in.

[01:08:31] Yeah, shit, it's working on my end now, so...

[01:08:33] Oh, now it's working!

[01:08:35] Wait, so tech support, high-pass.

[01:08:37] All we had to do was unplug, plug it back in.

[01:08:40] That's what I said at the whole time.

[01:08:42] You have a great stream. Bye-bye.

[01:08:45] Shit, this is what I'm talking about, bro.

[01:08:47] This is the shit that I'm talking about.

[01:08:49] It's like my displeasure brings him joy, bro.

[01:08:54] My mother is black again. I'm not even kidding.

[01:08:57] My mother is black again.

[01:09:00] What is ha- Am I getting like, rated by the FBI?

[01:09:06] Why is it black again?

[01:09:14] Oh no, look who's calling.

[01:09:16] I don't care!

[01:09:19] Hi guys, as soon as you hung up the phone it went black again.

[01:09:33] I'm literally gonna shove this keyboard in my tight ass!

[01:09:38] No worries.

[01:09:39] You know what we should do?

[01:09:41] It's a bit difficult, we just did. Let's unplug the DP from the monitor and then we plug it back in. I think the monitor is the issue.

[01:09:51] So, say that you want me to unplug it and plug it back in again?

[01:09:56] Yeah. Not the power cable, just the cord you unplugged previously.

[01:10:03] Yo bro, take that pep! How are you snap?

[01:10:08] I'm sorry.

[01:10:11] Okay, I'm rugged.

[01:10:13] You should be working now.

[01:10:16] You have a great day.

[01:10:17] Bye-bye.

[01:10:18] It's still black!

[01:10:19] Don't hang up!

[01:10:20] It's still black!

[01:10:23] You con artist!

[01:10:24] No, it's working on my end.

[01:10:27] So just make sure the monitor's on.

[01:10:30] How do I do that?

[01:10:31] Just give me some power five.

[01:10:33] Oh, it's funny.

[01:10:34] Oh, it's funny.

[01:10:35] Oh, it's funny.

[01:10:36] It's funny.

[01:10:37] It's funny.

[01:10:38] It's funny.

[01:10:39] It's funny.

[01:10:40] it's still wake up me what the fuck do you want me to do I'm destroying the

[01:10:54] power button I'm destroying it well I don't know what do you think do you see

[01:11:07] Because on my end it's black. It's a black vortex on my end.

[01:11:11] So anyway, we should be right here!

[01:11:13] No worries at all. So on my end it seems like it's connected.

[01:11:16] Because I can see LBS, I can see everything.

[01:11:18] So just make sure it is plugged in.

[01:11:20] I can't wait to see my cover. What's going on here?

[01:11:22] Uh, just make sure that it is plugged in at the back.

[01:11:26] And also, I don't think you're hitting the power button.

[01:11:29] Are you sure you're hitting the power button?

[01:11:31] Oh, I know! I know!

[01:11:33] I'm destroying it!

[01:11:35] I'm literally destroying it!

[01:11:39] Maybe we can unplug the power cable and then plug it back in.

[01:11:42] Yep, audit.

[01:11:45] Okay, that should be the cable you almost plugged initially.

[01:11:47] That's the first step.

[01:11:49] That was the cable you want, so it should be always on the left and on the right. Thank you.

[01:11:53] Yeah, it's the big one, right? The big, fat one.

[01:11:56] Yep. That one delivers power.

[01:12:00] Oh, the power cable delivers power?

[01:12:02] What else? Does the sun shoot sunlight? Like, high-fives, the monitor is black! Someone

[01:12:14] help!

[01:12:15] This is odd. Okay, let's do step one and then step two again. So let's unplug the power.

[01:12:24] Let's give it a couple seconds. Give it like 10 seconds.

[01:12:27] Now I'm done with you and you're unplugging and you're blogging and you're un-blogging!

[01:12:35] There's gotta be another way!

[01:12:40] No, I think it's okay.

[01:12:43] What the?

[01:12:45] What the? No, no, no, what type of tech support guy laughs on the phone?

[01:12:49] Tell me.

[01:12:50] Who? What tech support guy laughs?

[01:12:53] I'm fucking texting right now.

[01:12:54] No, no, no.

[01:12:55] Yo, listen, so what you need to do...

[01:12:58] Make sure that...

[01:12:59] Alright, let's try the HDMI.

[01:13:01] Maybe the HDMI is the issue.

[01:13:02] And it's called a display board or a DP.

[01:13:04] So it'll be on the right side of the monitor.

[01:13:06] So your left...

[01:13:08] The monitor's...

[01:13:09] Hi guys, this monitor has two cords in it.

[01:13:11] A DP and a power.

[01:13:13] There is no HDMI.

[01:13:15] No.

[01:13:16] My apologies.

[01:13:17] So what you're gonna do is you're gonna unplug this display board.

[01:13:21] Okay.

[01:13:22] Oh, for the fifth time.

[01:13:23] Okay, let me unplug the display board.

[01:13:25] work and then instead of plugging you back into the monitor maybe I could shove

[01:13:29] it up my esophagus

[01:13:30] that would be so good

[01:13:32] no shit it's a joke

[01:13:36] all right it's unplugged now what

[01:13:39] just make sure it's plugged back in

[01:13:41] oh oh we're unplugging it plug you back in again

[01:13:48] genius it's not working

[01:13:54] Yeah, I think the mom is soft.

[01:13:56] Okay.

[01:13:57] Yeah.

[01:13:58] You know what, dude?

[01:13:59] Fuck this shit.

[01:14:00] Are you trying to hit in the power cord?

[01:14:03] Oh, have I tried hitting the power cord?

[01:14:05] Have you tried dying?

[01:14:08] I'm calling my brother.

[01:14:10] I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.

[01:14:14] I'm calling my brother.

[01:14:16] I'm calling my brother.

[01:14:17] This guy's the worst tech support in the planet.

[01:14:20] I've never had a tech support guy laugh in my face!

[01:14:25] Oh my God!

[01:14:30] Holy shit!

[01:14:37] Yeah, Elbowdy, yep, Elbowdy, Elbowdy.

[01:14:40] Yep, yep, yep.

[01:14:42] Your call has been forwarded to voice mail.

[01:14:45] Please leave a message after me.

[01:14:47] Yo chat. My mother has been black. Continuously non-stop for I don't even know. How long has

[01:15:03] my mother been black? I mean this can't go on any longer. How do you even do this?

[01:15:14] So chat, to the people that are typing L racist,

[01:15:19] what about this is racist?

[01:15:21] My monitor is black, like, what do you want me to say?

[01:15:25] Is my monitor pink?

[01:15:27] Is my monitor yellow?

[01:15:28] Is it green?

[01:15:30] What do you want me to say?

[01:15:34] Oh, hi guys, appreciate the phone call.

[01:15:39] There you see.

[01:15:40] Yeah, I need help. My monitor is still black.

[01:15:58] The power cable has been lodged in and out of the monitor five times

[01:16:08] Okay, let me stop throwing. Listen, all right, so what you gonna do?

[01:16:11] Give me the unplugged thing.

[01:16:18] What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?

[01:16:21] Stop sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:16:23] I'm waiting for the instructions!

[01:16:38] God!

[01:16:39] So, if your monitor's off, make sure the power cable's in, okay?

[01:16:50] Do you- are you speaking English?

[01:16:53] Yo bro, the power cable has been in for an hour!

[01:16:58] Look!

[01:16:59] Do you want to see it with your own eyes?

[01:17:02] It's in!

[01:17:03] Fuck!

[01:17:04] Fuck!

[01:17:05] BAAAAA!

[01:17:07] It seems a bit loose. Just make sure it's in there.

[01:17:09] Oh. Oh, so...

[01:17:11] They can't deliver accurate power if it leaves.

[01:17:13] Oh. It's okay.

[01:17:15] I'll use that.

[01:17:17] Is the monitor lighting up at all?

[01:17:19] Is the monitor lighting up at all?

[01:17:21] Good question.

[01:17:23] The power button should...

[01:17:27] I'm looking for a light.

[01:17:29] No light. I don't see it.

[01:17:31] You don't need your power button to light up.

[01:17:33] the power button should be lit up.

[01:17:37] Yeah, mine doesn't have a light.

[01:17:40] That's a problem.

[01:17:43] Okay.

[01:17:44] Okay, well, we could try, is we could try, oh, you know, to pack up, you know, we

[01:17:52] could see if the monitor's bright.

[01:17:54] We could see if the monitor's bright.

[01:17:58] We could see if the monitor's bright.

[01:18:00] What?

[01:18:01] What is funny?

[01:18:02] I can't focus, I can't do my job. By the way, can you open the fucking pack?

[01:18:08] Alright, I hung up. Wait, how about this working? It's working. Chat, it's working.

[01:18:19] Thank God. Alright, back to the packs. Jesus, Murphy. Back to the packs.

[01:18:25] Oh my god about a fucking thing that was stressful

[01:18:36] W tech support. Yeah, bro. That was great great tech support

[01:18:41] Fucking fantabulous tech support y'all

[01:18:45] Literally fantabulous. Yeah, best tech support you could ask for

[01:18:49] literally

[01:18:51] So stable Ronaldo types in the chat one minute ago

[01:18:54] put it in rice. So Ron that's for water damage. I don't know if you like that

[01:19:00] donkey or something. Ron that's for water damage. That's not gonna solve this.

[01:19:06] It's finally working. Thank God. Like wow that was actually insane. Yo chat you

[01:19:14] want to know the fix? I literally unplugged it and plugged it back in 40

[01:19:17] times and then it worked on the 40th time.

[01:19:21] All right.

[01:19:22] These are the things that only happen to Nicholas Stewart

[01:19:25] handling from Darpon Springs.

[01:19:27] All right, back to the bat.

[01:19:30] Yeah, when I make this YouTube video,

[01:19:31] I'm gonna have to like add it out

[01:19:32] that entire two hours of awful.

[01:19:37] All right, let's go.

[01:19:39] Yeah, we have, okay.

[01:19:43] 28 facts left.

[01:19:47] What got leaked?

[01:19:48] Whoa, what got leaked?

[01:19:49] What got leaked?

[01:19:50] Leaked, leaked, whoa, what's leaked?

[01:20:01] What got leaked?

[01:20:04] What got leaked?

[01:20:09] Havoc, what are you- stop, what are you doing?

[01:20:13] Havoc, what are you doing?

[01:20:15] I'm not!

[01:20:20] That's actually kind of nice.

[01:20:29] It doesn't look that bad.

[01:20:33] It doesn't look that bad, chat.

[01:20:39] You look like my ballsack.

[01:20:40] Yo, bro, that was funny the first, like, 5,000, like, you're not creative.

[01:20:45] I don't look like you're balls kid.

[01:20:50] Why are people tapping leaked?

[01:20:52] What is leaked?

[01:20:53] I don't understand.

[01:20:55] What is leaked?

[01:20:57] What is the leak?

[01:21:08] What is the leak?

[01:21:15] Three inches two inch

[01:21:18] chat it I I

[01:21:21] Know it's not in my league chat because I've never taken a picture of my penis. I

[01:21:26] Have never taken a picture of my cock. Why because I don't shave and it looks weird

[01:21:32] So it's not in my league. What is the leak?

[01:21:37] What is the league I don't know what is happening

[01:21:41] one inch yeah okay bro yeah see brother time know you're lying because I'm

[01:21:51] literally four inches I'm four inches hard so the time know you're lying

[01:21:58] Jack thought about it bro I've always wondered like how people have seven

[01:22:02] inch winners I feel like it's so it's like you know I'm kind of glad I got a

[01:22:06] four inch here because I feel like if you have a seven inch penis it's just

[01:22:09] It's so much work, bro.

[01:22:12] It's so much meat to carry around.

[01:22:14] Four inches, bro.

[01:22:15] I'm like, quick, I'm tactical.

[01:22:17] I made it in the mouth.

[01:22:18] I made it by half.

[01:22:22] Somebody in the chat just said an eight incher over here.

[01:22:25] You're so cool, dude.

[01:22:26] This guy literally in the chat types eight incher over here.

[01:22:31] Congratulations, bro.

[01:22:32] There's probably like thousands of minors in the chat.

[01:22:35] So congratulations, bro.

[01:22:37] You must feel like the coolest guy in the room right now.

[01:22:40] Oh!

[01:22:41] Oh!

[01:22:54] It's not possible.

[01:22:57] Chad, it's not possible, bro.

[01:22:58] I can't.

[01:22:59] Three inches here, shout out to you, bro.

[01:23:02] Chad, there's nothing wrong

[01:23:03] with having a three inch penis, bro.

[01:23:05] A lot of people will try to gaslight you and tell you,

[01:23:07] bro, there's nothing wrong with that.

[01:23:09] Guys, listen, it's less meat to carry around.

[01:23:13] You're probably gonna bust quicker.

[01:23:15] It means you spend less time goofing.

[01:23:18] Nothing wrong with having a three-incher.

[01:23:22] Jack, don't ever let somebody tell you

[01:23:23] there's something wrong with having a little penis, bro.

[01:23:27] It's not about the size of your penis.

[01:23:29] It is about the size of your heart, all right?

[01:23:32] Doesn't matter how big your penis is, bro.

[01:23:35] It's about the size of your heart.

[01:23:38] It's about how good of a person you are, dude.

[01:23:41] That's what it's about, Chad.

[01:23:44] It's about the size of your heart, guys.

[01:23:47] Small dick, big dreams, exactly, bro.

[01:23:49] Small dick, big dreams.

[01:23:53] Tell them to you, bro, I'm telling you,

[01:23:54] where are the enemies at?

[01:23:57] As I said it, you just gotta demand it.

[01:23:59] I demand Yeager Rockettes.

[01:24:02] What the fuck is that?

[01:24:06] It's like a Tron Legacy Helmet.

[01:24:09] Alright we have 50 more packs, that's it.

[01:24:13] 50 more packs.

[01:24:14] Last chance.

[01:24:15] 50 more packs.

[01:24:16] Is that why you're single? I'm not single! Bro chat, I've had a girlfriend for like

[01:24:38] five months, bro. Eight months. Bro, I just don't, I don't leak it, bro.

[01:24:42] So I had a girlfriend like eight months guys. Don't you dare type cat

[01:24:50] Why can't y'all believe me though, it's actually a kind of disrespect for

[01:24:54] Why can't y'all even just play along?

[01:24:57] As soon as I say that the whole chat type cat like Jack

[01:25:01] I had a girlfriend eight months body blue. Yo

[01:25:06] AI doesn't count

[01:25:08] All right, we are in our last 50 packs. What's actually locked in?

[01:25:12] I don't know today has been a whirlwind how many black eyes did we actually get we got

[01:25:27] one black eyes like that wasn't a duplicate that wasn't a duplicate

[01:25:41] Imagine backshots with Kredak, sweet mother of Neptune.

[01:25:46] But I'd probably break a leg, but it would be so weak for like 20 seconds.

[01:26:01] I don't know, I'm incapable, I'm incapable of getting black eyes, guys.

[01:26:05] I'm incapable of getting black eyes.

[01:26:07] Guys, I quit, I quit, I quit!

[01:26:09] No I don't! Come on!

[01:26:16] Tom Clancy's going to go 60 to be South Montreal. I'm level 1,413 in your game.

[01:26:22] I have 30,000 hours across all of my counts in your game. I deserve this, alright?

[01:26:31] The funny thing is, that's like one of the best Black Isis in the game, but I already have it.

[01:26:37] And guess what? I've packed that 11 times.

[01:26:40] That's the part about Yeager that's literally a statistical...

[01:26:44] Psh, psh, psh. It's a statistical fucking anomaly!

[01:26:48] Because I've packed all of these other black-hices...

[01:26:52] HUNDREDS OF TIMES!

[01:27:07] I'm gonna throw up! I'm gonna FALL ON IT!

[01:27:13] I've got in five black eyes it's four up in dupes!

[01:27:30] The first time I ever masturbated was to the Nicki Minaj Anaconda music video when I was 13 years old

[01:27:36] in my sixth grade summer heading into seventh grade.

[01:27:39] I shot three blacks and never jerked off again for two years

[01:27:42] because it scared the shit out of me.

[01:27:45] I thought if you did a confession,

[01:27:47] you would pack something.

[01:27:48] I'm not even kidding.

[01:27:49] I thought if you did a confession,

[01:27:51] you would pack something.

[01:27:53] Back-to-back purples, wait a minute,

[01:27:54] we're kind of cooking now.

[01:27:56] Wait, no, hold up, we're kind of cooking.

[01:27:59] Hold up, duplicate, but listen.

[01:28:03] Right now, we're heating up.

[01:28:06] Cause that's another one.

[01:28:08] Hold it up, wait a minute.

[01:28:13] Oklahoma.

[01:28:14] See, Oklahoma's a bad sign.

[01:28:16] That's not the one you wanna pack in here.

[01:28:21] Dude, let me get one more epic and we're running hot.

[01:28:25] Fuck!

[01:28:26] No chat, after I shot blanks in my bed, I'll never forget it.

[01:28:37] After I shot three blanks in my bed, I literally thought I was going to die for like two minutes.

[01:28:43] This was the first time I ever jerked off, not telling a single lie.

[01:28:47] I finished going into the Nicki Minaj Ataconda music video and I shot three blanks.

[01:28:52] It was the weirdest feeling ever.

[01:28:53] Chat, y'all never the first time you ever bust?

[01:28:56] I shot three blanks and I literally thought I was going to die because my heart was like

[01:28:59] beating and then I went to sleep and I didn't go in for two years after that because I was

[01:29:04] scared.

[01:29:05] I'm telling you this is the most ball knowledge thing ever.

[01:29:10] The first time you ever go in is literally terrifying.

[01:29:13] Literally.

[01:29:14] Literally terrifying, bro.

[01:29:18] If you shoot blank, it is terrifying.

[01:29:24] Can I get an epic?

[01:29:31] I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I'm cursed, I'm cursed.

[01:29:42] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, simply slow.

[01:29:47] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, any, any money, mo-

[01:29:54] So, Ubisoft, legitimate question.

[01:29:56] Why do y'all have 15 different variants of a fucking rubber ducky?

[01:30:00] Are you guys like the final bosses of Ragebate?

[01:30:03] No one wants these goddamn Tarves!

[01:30:07] Like, like, they have like 15 variants of this!

[01:30:11] this. No one wants that!

[01:30:20] Such a raised bandit-ass-star.

[01:30:23] So Jack, after this should we do CS crates or paper packs?

[01:30:28] Run of hold.

[01:30:30] I've never played CS!

[01:30:38] I've never played Scepter of Life. Never.

[01:30:51] Oh my God! How does every pack opening go exactly the same?

[01:31:08] Vote in the poll! Stop typing vote in the poll!

[01:31:11] Cast your vote!

[01:31:14] How about drink a beer? It's 4 p.m.

[01:31:18] Just not to watch here. It's 4 p.m. on a Thursday.

[01:31:21] I'm not drinking a beer.

[01:31:24] Further, I have some boundaries.

[01:31:26] Jack, vote in the poll or forever hold your peace, please.

[01:31:29] It's 4 PM on a Thursday. I'm not drinking, bro. I'm literally getting a coffee right now.

[01:31:43] I'm not drinking, you psycho! Green green green green green green green green

[01:31:53] giant

[01:32:13] Is this not insane

[01:32:15] Like Jack, when you watch it, it's not what I'm saying.

[01:32:20] Green.

[01:32:21] Green.

[01:32:22] Green.

[01:32:23] Green.

[01:32:24] Green.

[01:32:25] Green.

[01:32:26] Blue.

[01:32:27] Purple.

[01:32:28] But it's a duplicate.

[01:32:29] Green.

[01:32:30] Green.

[01:32:31] Green.

[01:32:32] Green.

[01:32:33] Purple.

[01:32:34] It's a duplicate.

[01:32:35] Green.

[01:32:36] Green.

[01:32:37] Green.

[01:32:38] Blue.

[01:32:39] Green.

[01:32:40] Green.

[01:32:41] Green.

[01:32:42] Green.

[01:32:43] Green.

[01:32:44] How many rubber duckies do y'all got?

[01:32:49] Fuck!

[01:32:51] Like, oh my god, I'd rather get a dream!

[01:33:08] This legitimately our last chance.

[01:33:11] We have three packstops.

[01:33:12] If this isn't the Acre Black Ice, we're not giving it.

[01:33:15] Thanks for the renown.

[01:33:23] So let's get this straight.

[01:33:27] I lost renown and lost packs, but they're fulfilling me with the illusion of Duper

[01:33:32] Kid Acquired plus 2400 renown.

[01:33:36] Aren't alpha packs like from 4500 renown?

[01:33:39] wait wait I just realized something if you pack anything besides a legendary you

[01:33:47] lose for now like any duplicate you lose around even

[01:33:53] epics you lose renown alpha packs are 5k bro if you get an epic you get 24 what

[01:34:00] the fuck neurons activating brah my neurons always activate chat come on

[01:34:09] well guys and then there was 47,000 were down how much packs can we actually get from this?

[01:34:17] 5? 10? alright guys the last 10 packs I mean this would be literally cinema this would be cinema

[01:34:27] I can't keep a straight face No dear, I'm not kidding

[01:34:38] I'm sick of the trace I can feel my head still spinning

[01:34:44] Digging my own grave Thinking about all of

[01:34:50] Am I tripping or was that six screens in a row?

[01:34:57] I just spent 50,000 renown!

[01:35:02] Do you have somebody games that takes or somebody keeps that takes?

[01:35:08] Oh my God!

[01:35:11] Five greens in a row. It was five in a row. Five greens in a row.

[01:35:16] If this is a rubber ducky, I'm shutting off my Xbox, swear to God.

[01:35:21] Thank you.

[01:35:22] Because then it's just fucking rape paid.

[01:35:34] Buy more, you're a billionaire. First off, not a billionaire.

[01:35:37] Second, you can't buy more.

[01:35:40] Listen, listen, listen, listen.

[01:35:42] The only way to buy packs is run out.

[01:35:45] The only way to get them out is to play the game.

[01:35:47] You can't just bot, bro.

[01:35:49] If I could buy Alphabetx, I'd have 10,000 Alphabetx.

[01:35:53] You can't.

[01:35:54] You have to play.

[01:35:57] This took six months.

[01:36:04] Cap, cap.

[01:36:06] Yeah, I'm lying.

[01:36:07] I'm lying.

[01:36:08] Why the fuck would I lie about that ever?

[01:36:14] Why would I lie about that?

[01:36:17] You can't buy Alchemyx!

[01:36:28] We have enough for two more packs. Two more.

[01:36:31] We're just gonna run this renown till it's fucking empty.

[01:36:37] You're buying them right now. Are you fucking braindead?

[01:36:41] I understand I can buy them with renown.

[01:36:43] What I'm saying to you is you can't spend money on alphapacks.

[01:36:47] You have to play the game to get renown, and then you spend the renown on the packs.

[01:36:53] A literal infant could figure this out.

[01:36:57] You can't just spend money on alphapacks.

[01:37:00] If that was the case, everyone would have everything.

[01:37:04] And that's it! And then it was over.

[01:37:14] 200 Alphabets. And what do we have to show for it? Let's check our latest.

[01:37:31] This is the only thing we've had in 200... in 200 paps.

[01:37:41] High-vives loaded up CSGO.

[01:37:43] It's time.

[01:37:44] Dave, what on CSGO?

[01:37:45] Let's do it.

[01:37:46] High-vives loaded up CSGO.

[01:37:48] It's fucking time.

[01:37:50] Dave, what on CSGO?

[01:37:52] Let's do it.

[01:37:53] Let's do it.

[01:37:54] High-vives loaded up.

[01:38:55] The

[01:39:02] the

[01:39:05] the

[01:39:10] the

[01:39:16] the

[01:39:19] the

[01:39:24] Now, Jack.

[01:39:26] Oh my God, are we in? Are we in?

[01:39:28] This is CSGO!

[01:39:30] This is CS!

[01:39:32] Oh my God, we're in! We're in!

[01:39:34] We're in!

[01:39:35] Wait, this is gonna be cinema.

[01:39:37] Okay!

[01:39:39] Now, this game right here!

[01:39:41] Wait, hold up. I need to get chatted up on my phone.

[01:39:46] First time ever!

[01:39:51] CSGO, CS2.

[01:39:53] Wait, what's the difference between CSGO and CS2?

[01:39:56] What's the difference between CSGO and CS2?

[01:40:00] Called Oni?

[01:40:02] Yo, I wanna call Oni.

[01:40:03] Yeah, I want Oni to give me like the breakdown of everything.

[01:40:06] I wanna call Oni.

[01:40:07] Is Oni streaming?

[01:40:08] Is he available or no?

[01:40:12] What's the difference between CSGO and CS2?

[01:40:14] What's the difference?

[01:40:18] I wanna call Oni, Oni, Oni, Oni.

[01:40:21] What's the difference between CSGO?

[01:40:22] He's sleeping.

[01:40:26] I texted him, I don't think it's around.

[01:40:29] Own ain't not wrong, y'all.

[01:40:30] Own ain't not wrong.

[01:40:32] Wait, so, okay, what is this?

[01:40:34] Is this like gambling?

[01:40:38] Tell it to me straight up, chat.

[01:40:39] What is this?

[01:40:40] Is this like gambling?

[01:40:42] Yes, okay.

[01:40:44] So how does this work, guys?

[01:40:45] How does this work?

[01:40:46] So give me like a breakdown.

[01:40:48] So we have a 96 set case.

[01:40:52] Not this site. Pick a case. Bro, there's a $182 case. Now, like, what's the best stuff

[01:41:03] you could get? CS best cases. Ever. I'm guessing it's the knives, right? Streamers and player

[01:41:15] best yes case. Wait so that's what you want. That gold. That gold, that gold, that gold.

[01:41:29] This that goat shit. That's what you want. So that's what we're looking for. So if I

[01:41:34] I get this, we put it on our penis.

[01:41:36] Oh my God!

[01:41:37] Oh my God!

[01:41:38] Oh my God!

[01:41:39] Oh my God!

[01:41:40] $1500 for a fucking knife?

[01:41:46] $1500?

[01:41:48] No!

[01:41:49] No!

[01:41:50] No!

[01:41:51] No!

[01:41:52] No!

[01:41:53] No!

[01:41:54] No!

[01:41:55] No!

[01:41:56] No!

[01:41:57] No!

[01:41:58] No!

[01:41:59] No!

[01:42:00] No!

[01:42:01] No!

[01:42:02] No!

[01:42:03] No!

[01:42:03] Yeah, let me call squishy. Let me call squishy. Let me call squishy. Let me call squishy. Bro,

[01:42:10] squishy no CS, bro. Squishy no CS. Squishy no CS. Wait, so there's knives worth 15

[01:42:19] hot. Squishy! Squishy! What have I, what, what, what?

[01:42:26] that I messed up yo squishy how are you doing buddy guess what game I'm on

[01:42:33] about hey my chat's telling me about yes oh my god day one first day ever in

[01:42:40] CS go by the way this guy looks like thatcher chat this guy literally looks

[01:42:44] exactly like thatcher Bravo 6 going down so squish fail I'm trying to get

[01:42:50] into the crate in the street.

[01:42:52] Yeah, wait, I'm gonna play it.

[01:42:56] I'm gonna do like, Chad, how much money should I spend

[01:42:59] on the crate opening, realistically?

[01:43:01] Dude, you could spend a lot, I don't know if you know

[01:43:03] how much everything costs, you could spend a lot, bro.

[01:43:06] Squishdale, could you see my screen, Daddy?

[01:43:08] Yes, yes.

[01:43:09] Okay, so like, alright, alright, alright, let me see,

[01:43:12] let me see, so let's see, let's see, okay, okay.

[01:43:15] Wait, hold up, wait Chad, how about, where did you

[01:43:18] crates right here so squishy this crate is 182 dollars right yeah I'm yeah of

[01:43:28] course right way but I want to get my motivation so like right now squishy I'm

[01:43:32] watching the best polls if you want to watch okay yeah excuse you got 1500 check

[01:43:37] this gonna be motivation we did back something I know a lot of the skins in

[01:43:42] this game I don't know the cases yes to this trade-up costs around $4,200 to

[01:43:48] do and he has a 20% chance of making profit watch this act water three 20%

[01:43:55] chance to make profit Jesus who won oh is he trading in his oh my god is he

[01:44:04] trading in his yeah okay chat this game is way better than

[01:44:16] I can already just tell 40 seconds in

[01:44:19] Well, you can trade up guns riding more which costs around $12,000

[01:44:24] $12,000?

[01:44:25] 10%

[01:44:26] Wait, wait, wait, what?

[01:44:28] Okay, which costs $5,000

[01:44:30] Then he became the first person to trade up an up gun near NCS-2

[01:44:34] This trade up costs around $5,900 to do and he has a 20% chance of making profit

[01:44:41] back to back juice lord so he's just trading in like are these rare skins that

[01:44:47] he has so you see there's a little pink color underneath the skin you see that

[01:44:52] like line of pink yes yes yes so the higher already on top of that above it

[01:44:56] is red so if you trade in 10 I think it's 10 pinks you can get one red one

[01:45:01] pretty high and you got like the best pull that's like the dragon lords like

[01:45:04] the most like OG or a opposite 12k perfect no you said a dragon lord

[01:45:09] Dragon lord yeah dragon lord was caught us in that just a gun skin that's just a gun skin. That's a sniper

[01:45:15] It's like the main sniper. I think the most you want most valuable weapon in probably

[01:45:27] What

[01:45:29] They're like I've been saying like

[01:45:32] So are the knives like the best shit in the game?

[01:45:35] That yeah usually out of a case like when you get a gold in the case the knife usually or gloves

[01:45:45] Yeah, I'm not bayonet

[01:45:47] Crimson web this is like this thing works

[01:45:49] It depends on the on the wear so there's different ways if it's fact new it could be over a thousand dollars if it's under

[01:45:54] It's not fact new it could be less than a thousand, but it's like

[01:45:58] Yeah, bro, it could be worth a lot it could be worth a lot Jax, you know there's a million dollar knife in this game

[01:46:05] You said what there's a million dollar knife a carambit you can look it up case on the carambit

[01:46:13] We've done look up just look at a million dollar carambit. Yes, you'll see it

[01:46:29] 1.5 million dollars, I think it declined the offer for 1.5 million

[01:46:32] I'm pretty sure but how do these things have value is what our stand like how do they have value because it's just pixels right

[01:46:38] It's because the case like the case cost money to get it

[01:46:41] And then there's a small chance of getting a knife

[01:46:43] There's a smaller chance of getting the pattern on the knife and this pattern specifically is like I think there's only one of them in

[01:46:48] The world maybe two now

[01:46:50] think

[01:46:52] So yeah, it's all blue naptoon, bro

[01:46:55] Yeah, the skin shit goes deep

[01:46:57] this game so in CS go like when people play like did I normally just open

[01:47:03] crates or do they play they're supposed to play the game but a big part of the

[01:47:10] game is just gambling opening crates yeah you don't have to do that though okay

[01:47:15] okay well I just buy skins I just buy this game I want to get like I just

[01:47:20] want to get my feet wet with the crates but I want to play I want to play

[01:47:23] Wait, you said, what is your rank in this game?

[01:47:30] The highest rank on like face it and stuff, but like in regular comp doesn't really matter.

[01:47:34] Like there's a few different things you can play in the game.

[01:47:36] There's Premier, there's competitive and then there's face it.

[01:47:39] The good players, really the players play face it.

[01:47:40] If you're getting into the game just play comp probably.

[01:47:43] Probably the best start.

[01:47:44] Wait, what is the chat saying, or what is your rank in face it?

[01:47:49] Level 10, like 2200 elo, but I honestly didn't play it that much.

[01:47:53] I could probably be higher than that.

[01:47:55] So like, pros are like 3k low.

[01:47:56] I'm 2,200.

[01:47:57] So I'm like 800 low lower, but I'm the highest level.

[01:47:59] So you're like just underneath a pro level?

[01:48:04] I'm far.

[01:48:05] I'm pretty far.

[01:48:05] I'm like under at, no, I'm pretty far.

[01:48:08] I'm just like a, OK, imagine like a shitty champ in Siege.

[01:48:12] Oh, OK.

[01:48:13] Compared to like a pro.

[01:48:14] But what's your rank?

[01:48:15] Like, what's the highest rank you've hit, highest rank?

[01:48:18] Global.

[01:48:19] Like, in the game global, yeah.

[01:48:20] That's the highest rank of the game.

[01:48:21] Wait, the rank is just called Global?

[01:48:24] Global Elite, it's called?

[01:48:26] Holy aura.

[01:48:27] So that would be like SSL and Rocket League.

[01:48:30] Squishy what?

[01:48:32] Wait, wait, Global Elite?

[01:48:35] Well, we get put together in this jinx.

[01:48:37] It levels out the elo.

[01:48:39] It's not shit.

[01:48:39] You know, Rocket League takes the highest elo?

[01:48:41] Yes.

[01:48:41] You can actually put it like.

[01:48:43] Oh my god, but I would just get smoked, right?

[01:48:45] And I would just get smoked.

[01:48:46] No, no, no, you wouldn't.

[01:48:47] No, I promise you wouldn't.

[01:48:48] I want to play against noobs at first.

[01:48:50] Like I wanna play against other noobs.

[01:48:52] Yeah, yeah.

[01:48:53] Global elite, Squishdale, global elite, okay.

[01:48:57] Okay, okay, so first off, let's, okay, Chad,

[01:49:00] I wanna make this clear.

[01:49:01] I'm not gonna play CS to rip cases.

[01:49:03] First off, guys, I'm not addicted

[01:49:05] and yeah, I'm probably gonna lose money on cases, Chad.

[01:49:08] Okay, obviously don't buy cases,

[01:49:11] but I'm gonna do it just to try it, all right?

[01:49:13] I'm just gonna try it.

[01:49:14] Now, how much of these should I buy?

[01:49:16] Or like, what should I buy?

[01:49:17] Is there like, is there a bang for the buck?

[01:49:20] I'm not addicted y'all seem to be fun. I'm not addicted to people at all with the packs

[01:49:25] So like what should I like it? What is like the best bang for my buck?

[01:49:30] Yeah, I'm not like a DJing like

[01:49:33] Gambler in this game. Honestly don't know the cases super well, but like the weapon case does have

[01:49:38] Like some pretty crazy og shit

[01:49:40] You can get like the more expensive the case the more expensive the poll you can possibly get right most of the time

[01:49:45] And like the trade-ups could be better, but

[01:49:47] You might be better off going for not the weapons case is so fucking expensive and

[01:49:51] Like majority I ripped a 500 K now I'm like 300 cases the other

[01:49:55] Month and I got like nothing basically all blues. So I lost I lost everything. I lost like 2k

[01:50:01] You could definitely

[01:50:03] It's that was only time I ever did a case opening bro. So just just uh, just know you could get all blues

[01:50:08] They're saying this so who is this celestial guy who's so much deal?

[01:50:11] So, contact service deal, who is that?

[01:50:15] I was someone that was giving cases

[01:50:17] to like shimmers to do openings, but.

[01:50:19] Oh, okay.

[01:50:21] But I think if, you know,

[01:50:23] but I think if he gives you the other way to week,

[01:50:25] I'm pretty sure, checking for your record from wrong,

[01:50:26] but I think there's a wait time now to add it something.

[01:50:30] Okay, okay.

[01:50:33] If you wanna do it today, you have to buy them, I think.

[01:50:35] All right, all right, all right, all right.

[01:50:36] So, so, so, okay, okay.

[01:50:40] So like, should I start with just like this, you think?

[01:50:44] Just one of these?

[01:50:45] Yeah.

[01:50:48] You can go for it, bro.

[01:50:49] Bro, but the thing is, what are the odds of me like making money?

[01:50:52] Like pretty low on this?

[01:50:54] Pretty low. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:50:55] Like 10 percent? What percent?

[01:50:57] Are you trying to make money, bro?

[01:50:58] You're just trying to like.

[01:50:59] No, I'm not trying to make money.

[01:51:01] Chad, if you open CS Go cases, you're going to lose money, bro.

[01:51:03] Probably. Yeah.

[01:51:04] I'm just trying to I'm trying to get a skin.

[01:51:06] So I can play like I want to play some games.

[01:51:08] Yeah. Yeah.

[01:51:09] So, I mean go for it dude, try one of these.

[01:51:12] Make sure you don't leak your shit though.

[01:51:14] Okay, let me do this.

[01:51:16] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[01:51:19] Okay, boom, this is fine, let's go.

[01:51:22] Oh, I closed your stream just in case.

[01:51:24] Oh, okay.

[01:51:29] Chad, nothing's leaked, whoa, shut up, whoa, whoa, whoa,

[01:51:32] nothing's leaked.

[01:51:32] Chad, I didn't leak anything.

[01:51:35] High-fives, bye.

[01:51:37] Let's do three of them, let's do three of them.

[01:51:39] Let's see what do they got.

[01:51:40] Three of them.

[01:51:41] We're not going to buy any more.

[01:51:43] Three of them, I must.

[01:51:45] Three of them.

[01:51:46] Three of them.

[01:51:47] Buy three of them.

[01:51:49] Buy three of them, I must.

[01:51:50] Buy three of them.

[01:51:53] So it's what you're not making, right?

[01:51:55] No, no, no.

[01:51:55] I have the stream close.

[01:51:57] Chat, chill, bro.

[01:51:58] Relax.

[01:52:02] I'm not going to buy more.

[01:52:04] Highlights, I'm scanning.

[01:52:05] Hold it up.

[01:52:09] wait what this app needs to camera acts wait what's what so I'm trying to

[01:52:17] side into my steam yo it says I'm in huh oh tap here what the fuck

[01:52:32] what if I might just be able to side into my name bro if I leak my steam

[01:52:37] It's actually GGS

[01:52:42] No, I don't mean to say wait people say Ron pulled the knife first case yesterday. What?

[01:52:49] Streamer like

[01:52:54] Bro, I don't like it's not letting me

[01:52:58] It's not let me scan I

[01:53:00] I

[01:53:03] I'm speechless. I don't know

[01:53:05] Wait hold up. Let me find my shit. Okay, that's my oh

[01:53:09] Wait, so let's go are you the celestial the case dude my

[01:53:13] Celestials in the industry. He's in my chat. I think this might be the guy. So, sir. Are you the case guy?

[01:53:19] How about something I just did it?

[01:53:22] Oh my god, I'm in a minute. I'm in a minute. I'm in a minute. I'm in a minute. Okay

[01:53:27] Yes, it's working. Yes. Yes.

[01:53:31] Wait.

[01:53:33] Have as by three.

[01:53:35] But have as they're not going to make me do this every time, right? I mean, no way, right?

[01:53:41] No fucking way, right?

[01:53:44] If they make me do this every time, I'm going to, like, lose it.

[01:53:52] Counting down days.

[01:53:54] Wait, so I still wants to send you some stuff um wait wait wait um the guy that does like that crate stuff

[01:54:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's much higher much higher. He said

[01:54:05] We get sent case, but he has one week one week cool down so you can't open it till next week what he sends but

[01:54:11] He's he could send stuff and this guy's goaded bro. Like he's actually alleged

[01:54:15] That's fine, bro. How do I how do I get it? How do I get it? How do I get it?

[01:54:19] I think you might have to add them or like a you know even a trade link from your steam and you could trade them to you

[01:54:23] I think

[01:54:24] Okay, yeah, could you add him on discord twitchy and then send me his discord thing?

[01:54:32] Yes, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna mute and I'll talk to him

[01:54:38] Chat Celestials gonna hook us up dude. How about so you hammered bro?

[01:54:47] How about chat how about couldn't find form

[01:54:54] Okay, we just purchased our first ever cases three three cases for six hundred and sixty dollars

[01:55:03] good God confirm be a mobile for this is like secure I mean I was I don't have a prompt

[01:55:17] on mobile. I don't have like a prompt. It just says, wait, wait, wait, maybe this is

[01:55:26] it confirmed. Yeah. I think I just confirmed it. How about bro, this is like unhackable,

[01:55:33] bro. Success your order been placed.

[01:55:43] Your order?

[01:55:44] Sorry, what did you want?

[01:55:45] Did you want his, uh, steam?

[01:55:47] Uh, yeah.

[01:55:49] Well, have him at a high-vis.

[01:55:52] Okay.

[01:55:54] We're not doing it now.

[01:55:56] We can do it like tomorrow if you want.

[01:55:58] Yeah, he's just here right now.

[01:56:00] I don't know how busy this dude is.

[01:56:01] He's kind of like, he's kind of a goat.

[01:56:04] Could you have him text high-vis everything?

[01:56:07] Yeah, let me, I'm gonna put it in a group chat together.

[01:56:09] Let me do that.

[01:56:10] Chat?

[01:56:11] It's time.

[01:56:12] It's time. I got three of these.

[01:56:18] New addiction unlocked!

[01:56:20] No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm not gonna get addicted to this chat.

[01:56:23] Yo, chat, you know last year I got addicted to like FIFA packs. I'm not getting addicted to this, bro.

[01:56:28] After these three crates, Celestial's gonna give me crates for free. There's no point, you know what I'm saying.

[01:56:34] No point.

[01:56:36] Yeah, just get in contact with Highlights and then they'll figure it out.

[01:56:39] Yeah, I did it. Highlights, I made a good chat with you guys.

[01:56:42] Squishy, could you see my screen?

[01:56:45] Yes, are you ready?

[01:56:49] Yes, bro

[01:56:51] No, you're hold on you horny and bad dude your first case ever. Oh, wait, you gotta buy keys

[01:57:00] Wait by Keith what what do you mean by?

[01:57:03] I did it

[01:57:04] I just spent a hundred and fucking sixty bucks!

[01:57:07] Bro, you bought the wrong piece of that game!

[01:57:09] What do you mean by keys? What the fuck?

[01:57:11] Thanks to you bought the wrong piece of that game

[01:57:13] Bro, I already don't hate this game! What do you mean by keys?

[01:57:16] Click the case, click the case, click the case, click open

[01:57:19] Hide all your shit

[01:57:21] You see at the bottom where it says 249?

[01:57:23] Oh my god!

[01:57:25] Won't press it yet! You see at the bottom where it says 249

[01:57:27] Do not press it yet, cause it's gonna pop up your steam shit

[01:57:29] your steam shit by the keys hide all your shit I'm leaving the call the

[01:57:32] discord screen share one sec one sec no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

[01:57:39] stop stop stop wait how many of those cases you spy cuz the keys are case

[01:57:43] okay then buy three keys the case specific oh my god this game is

[01:57:48] expensive as fuck so buy three as many cases you bought by that many keys

[01:57:56] Yo, if it makes me re-enter my billing address again, I'm actually gonna burn this fucking PC

[01:58:02] to the floor.

[01:58:03] If you do it through Steam, it's gonna have a great deal.

[01:58:04] I've never seen a company horror like make it harder to take your money, my god!

[01:58:09] My shit's all auto-fill now, I think it's gonna be auto-fill.

[01:58:11] Oh, it's auto-fill for retail, auto-fill for retail.

[01:58:13] Yeah, yeah.

[01:58:14] Huh!

[01:58:15] Make sure you're hiding all your shit, make sure you're hiding all your shit.

[01:58:16] We'll see, are you fucking bad at it, bro?

[01:58:18] Yeah, be really careful because we'll easily show him this because Steam auto-fraing

[01:58:21] it up.

[01:58:22] How about we're good nothing late nothing late squishy all right. Yeah, are you guys

[01:58:29] I love it so you give me like a yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm good

[01:58:34] Give me a rundown like what do I want? What am I looking for? What are what am I what? All right?

[01:58:38] So so you see that case Ardent AK?

[01:58:42] There's a God pattern on that that's worth like a fuck ton of money like I think it's worth like 50k

[01:58:47] If you get a god like there's a really rare god pattern, maybe even worth more than that

[01:58:52] That deagle is worth like 1k if you get a good wear

[01:58:55] I think and I think that lightning strike is worth a few thousand as well

[01:58:57] So you want to get either the lightning strike the deagle or a really god pattern case art is

[01:59:03] Squishy, what the fuck is this? Is that a goal? Wait the 661 AK is a million dollars

[01:59:08] I don't know. There's a mill now. What the fuck? I see you can get a million dollars skin here drinks possible

[01:59:17] There's a mill now?

[01:59:18] What do you mean a million dollars on a skin, bro?

[01:59:21] So remember that blue gem, Karambit, the million, 1.5 million dollar one?

[01:59:25] That was a case-hardened as well.

[01:59:26] It's like the certain skin.

[01:59:27] And if you get the correct pattern on it, then you can get a, yeah, 661 pattern is the

[01:59:32] one that's going to be worth a fuck time.

[01:59:34] So I'm basically guaranteed to have one of these 10 things.

[01:59:38] Yeah, whatever's on the screen, you can only get these skins, yes.

[01:59:41] But you're likely going to get the blues.

[01:59:43] So, but it's possible, it's possible, it's possible to get the gold.

[01:59:48] So the one K how much is the AK worth?

[01:59:52] Face value. I don't know depends on the pattern. I

[01:59:56] Don't know about it. Yeah, I think you just rip it dude

[02:00:00] I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Okay

[02:00:03] Wait, I'm nervous. Okay. Yeah, I do like we got to like some like tow like a tow pack or tow tow case

[02:00:11] Or your meat. Yeah. Yeah me meat pack

[02:00:13] I don't do it in my controller. It's kind of hard with a mouse. I've tried it

[02:00:16] All right, are you ready?

[02:00:18] Yeah, yeah.

[02:00:19] Wait.

[02:00:20] Open to rant.

[02:00:21] Keep, keep, keep, keep.

[02:00:22] Why would anyone rant?

[02:00:24] Rant it.

[02:00:25] For like a cheaper case, you can guarantee a skin for seven days.

[02:00:28] This case, you spent 100 and something on it,

[02:00:30] so you probably want to keep that shit.

[02:00:32] Ready?

[02:00:33] Yeah, yeah.

[02:00:37] Chat, players in the chat.

[02:00:39] We have three of these.

[02:00:40] Chat, let me put all my chat in my corner real quick.

[02:00:42] Chat, players in the chat.

[02:00:43] All right, players in the chat.

[02:00:44] We have three of these.

[02:00:45] three of these prayers in a chat prayers in a chat prayers in a chat imagine the

[02:00:50] 661 but wait the chat is spamming gold okay okay they want to go yeah gold is

[02:00:56] like my first ever case on this game

[02:01:01] oh

[02:01:06] why are you laughing was that good uh not like more or less what you get when

[02:01:12] open case on the game usually the blues it's all good listen you can get a blue

[02:01:16] or you can or you can hit big bro you see that I'm fucking chuckle bro you do

[02:01:20] what you're done bro how much is this worth cuz this is 180 bucks I'm gonna

[02:01:24] keep it a buck job never even looked at this thing on the market so probably not

[02:01:27] much Chad how much is this worth anybody know anybody know because this case

[02:01:32] expensive it might be like ten bucks maybe dollars two bucks but now I don't

[02:01:36] Is that cheap? This case is $180.

[02:01:38] Fifty cents.

[02:01:40] A burger with fries.

[02:01:42] So, this is worth it.

[02:01:44] Wait, no no. Field tested is $20, you were saying.

[02:01:46] You were saying $20, $20.

[02:01:47] Jack, can you not lie?

[02:01:49] All right, we have two more.

[02:01:51] Wait, hover to where? Hover to where?

[02:01:52] See top left?

[02:01:53] Yeah.

[02:01:54] Hover to the skin top left.

[02:01:56] There you go. Yeah, hover it.

[02:01:58] It says battle, ooh, battle card is the worst I think you can get.

[02:02:01] See exterior? Up top?

[02:02:03] Yeah, see, here's the thing.

[02:02:04] Factnail is the best.

[02:02:05] his thing I had the worst tap lock of anyone ever to ever play video games

[02:02:11] ever so me playing this game is literally the equivalent of burning

[02:02:15] money on fire literally it is the equivalent of burning money rock on rock

[02:02:20] on Ron how's it going

[02:02:25] This one's the same as yours.

[02:02:27] Your box like maybe a dollar.

[02:02:31] That's okay bro.

[02:02:32] You can't stop chasing.

[02:02:34] You can't stop until you get at least one gold.

[02:02:37] Ron, that's gonna cost me like five grand.

[02:02:41] No, no, don't buy those expensive cases of good case.

[02:02:45] That's like expensive and you can get some good shit.

[02:02:48] Why is he smiling, Jack?

[02:02:50] Why is he smiling?

[02:02:51] I got a $1.00 case, bro. Wait, you got a knife? Ron, you got a knife last night? Somebody

[02:03:02] said? How much was it worth? I know I can, I know I could, but will I? What do you mean

[02:03:19] I will in this guy's a scammer, bro. I'm not gonna get shit

[02:03:33] So chat this advice will ruin your life. No, no, this is the most deadly advice I've ever heard

[02:03:49] I can only lose 180 what I could win a million

[02:04:00] Oh my god he's right wow I've actually never looked.

[02:04:09] Squishy do you hear this guy?

[02:04:11] I mean he's kinda got a point yeah.

[02:04:13] Chad, are y'all hearing him?

[02:04:18] He's right guys.

[02:04:19] He's actually right.

[02:04:20] If you unbomb streams at nightmares, it's like not that expensive of a case and then

[02:04:25] you get a butterfly knife game on top of it.

[02:04:28] That is true.

[02:04:29] That is a tag.

[02:04:30] Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[02:04:31] The one you open is kind of sketched to open.

[02:04:32] Wait, Ron, where's it at?

[02:04:34] It's a dollar.

[02:04:35] It's a dollar.

[02:04:36] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:04:37] Bro.

[02:04:38] Or fever maybe.

[02:04:39] Fever of this one.

[02:04:40] It's a pretty cheap case.

[02:04:41] get why do you know so much about this run

[02:04:47] $40,000 on cases we are you up or down up or down beyond us

[02:04:56] stop run what do you mean you're beyond down like how much are you down I've

[02:05:05] never even heard that term

[02:05:08] Wait, so you're down 40 grand?

[02:05:11] Probably.

[02:05:12] So you've probably spent more than?

[02:05:14] Oh, another good case?

[02:05:16] This is a bad case.

[02:05:18] You're down 40 grand!

[02:05:20] No, no, no, I'm literally gonna get on this game today just to open case.

[02:05:23] Oh my gosh.

[02:05:24] Bro.

[02:05:25] I just ruined Ron's life.

[02:05:26] Wow.

[02:05:27] I gotta get off this game.

[02:05:28] Is it chrome or 2k?

[02:05:29] You can get a karambit.

[02:05:30] Oh my gosh.

[02:05:31] You can get some cr- you can get dopplers and you- oh my god.

[02:05:35] Dude, dude.

[02:05:36] Please don't relapse, bro, please.

[02:05:38] Ron, please don't relapse.

[02:05:40] I gotta hang up, bro.

[02:05:42] I just ruined Ron's life.

[02:05:43] Like, literally, I'm responsible.

[02:05:46] No, after these two cases, I'm never buying a case again.

[02:05:53] Thanks.

[02:05:54] Squishy, wait, how much have you spent on cases?

[02:05:55] No, no, no, because everybody wants to make me

[02:05:57] be the bad guy.

[02:05:58] I spent $182.

[02:06:00] Squishy, how much have you spent on cases,

[02:06:01] what's your...

[02:06:04] Like, a thousand.

[02:06:05] But I hit a knife.

[02:06:07] I hit a knife in those thousands.

[02:06:08] I think I made a mistake.

[02:06:09] You're absolutely for chess, of course.

[02:06:10] Squishy's responsible.

[02:06:11] You're so smart, Squishy.

[02:06:13] But I'm actually even on money spent to gain.

[02:06:16] I hit a knife and it was worth like 1.1 or something.

[02:06:19] Okay, so here's the thing.

[02:06:20] I really don't want to like chat.

[02:06:21] I want to be clear when I say this.

[02:06:23] If you buy cases, you're probably going to be wrong.

[02:06:26] You're probably going to lose 40 grand.

[02:06:27] Like guys, here's the thing.

[02:06:29] I'm literally doing this for 10 minutes of fun, okay?

[02:06:32] You're probably going to lose money.

[02:06:33] Don't buy cases thinking you're gonna make money

[02:06:35] because you know, high pass call them.

[02:06:37] Yo, high pass, happy Thursday.

[02:06:40] Six hundred bad news.

[02:06:42] So it comes in two parts.

[02:06:44] One, wait, can I get like the good news first?

[02:06:48] There is no good news, high bad news.

[02:06:49] I got a number seven, six hundred bad news.

[02:06:51] So part one is the way the CS market works

[02:06:58] is you just put like offering for a dollar.

[02:07:01] Oh, the buy order.

[02:07:02] You have to wait for the place to be put up for that dollar and then you don't buy the place, so what I'm putting right now, you don't have two cases left, right?

[02:07:11] Because you've put in an offer and you have to wait for that offer to be filled.

[02:07:16] What the fuck did you just say? Say that again?

[02:07:21] Yeah, I spent a lot of money.

[02:07:23] So, in other words, we took $700 and put it into a lake?

[02:07:29] Yeah, also, can you stop saying that you spent a hundred eighty bucks, you didn't.

[02:07:33] You only spent six hundred and seventy dollars on it.

[02:07:37] In three cases.

[02:07:40] But, so let me get this clear.

[02:07:42] Um, where are my other cases?

[02:07:47] I'm not fucking with you.

[02:07:49] I spent, I spent, I spent seven hundred dollars for my cases.

[02:07:53] Why do I have one case?

[02:07:55] I bought three cases.

[02:07:57] Yeah, so, like I said, the order was filled on one of your cases, but the two other cases

[02:08:06] are almost never gonna be filled, so you have to cancel them.

[02:08:10] Yeah, I think we should get it.

[02:08:11] Did I at least get refunded?

[02:08:12] Yes, yes, yes.

[02:08:13] Oh, thank God!

[02:08:14] What is this game?

[02:08:16] Well, Jixi, you bought one of the rarest cases.

[02:08:20] You bought one of the most expensive cases this one.

[02:08:22] I think you just go crazy like there's that case that case really good

[02:08:27] Just a lot of money on that case that case is really good. Wait, huh?

[02:08:32] Well, you've also spent money on goddamn has everyone spent money on cases. How much have you spent?

[02:08:44] What

[02:08:46] It's good though. It's all good.

[02:08:49] I got a couple knives.

[02:08:51] I got a couple knives.

[02:08:52] Did you make profit?

[02:08:54] No.

[02:08:55] What about it?

[02:08:57] It is good. What is good?

[02:08:59] This sounds like the worst game ever.

[02:09:02] Has anyone ever won money?

[02:09:05] I didn't go through the cases stuff.

[02:09:08] Sometimes I didn't go through the cases.

[02:09:10] And that's one of the $5,000 knives.

[02:09:12] Like raw cash is $5,000.

[02:09:15] So, intelligence probably out there may be some kind of four problem like twenty-three

[02:09:21] or something.

[02:09:22] So, how much have us, how much of your company money that you've been paid has went into

[02:09:27] cases?

[02:09:28] Tell it to me straight away.

[02:09:29] Wait, you didn't see it on the bank account?

[02:09:34] How much have, how much of your paychecks have went into cases?

[02:09:38] Just tell it to me straight away.

[02:09:40] No, it was bad at one point and two was bad at over half of the time

[02:09:46] But it's good enough. I don't do this anymore. I sold everything bro. I got out before before the storm

[02:09:55] Storm what is what is happening?

[02:09:57] Yeah, that's new. Well, you don't even know that floor basically you could never trade up to a knife

[02:10:03] Until they need you like trade up tonight

[02:10:06] I lost like 15k Jinx, I lost like 15k on my skins, it was bad, but I got that before

[02:10:22] them so, yeah, I sold my net for about $4,000, so I was down $10,000, okay so hi guys, first

[02:10:28] Stop buying cases you're lighting my vampire second

[02:10:33] Chat all I've learned is don't buy cases. That's all I've learned and I've talked to three people

[02:10:39] and I've heard like horror stories like

[02:10:42] Like what are you like hostages to this game?

[02:10:53] Okay, so have eyes how do I get the cases that I want

[02:10:58] So should I hide my screen so I don't leak the shit?

[02:11:02] Yes

[02:11:05] Okay, okay, okay. I'm a head of my head of mine

[02:11:10] Why is my mic like inside me get out

[02:11:14] Squishy on screen chair real quick like yeah, yeah, I'm off. I'm off. I'm off. I'm on do whatever you gotta do

[02:11:21] So like squishy, yeah squishy here's another question for you, bro

[02:11:26] How long have you been playing CS for?

[02:11:28] How long have you been playing CS?

[02:11:29] Uh, since 2016.

[02:11:31] So like, how many, um...

[02:11:35] Okay.

[02:11:37] What percentage of CS GO players have lost money on cases?

[02:11:45] I think every single one of my friends that have ever opened a case has lost.

[02:11:49] Every single one.

[02:11:50] So you don't even know someone who's made profit?

[02:11:52] I don't know anyone that's made profit, not one person.

[02:11:55] Okay, this shit is worse than steak. What is what is this?

[02:12:02] Like

[02:12:04] So it's just a scam

[02:12:09] Yes, let me get let me get ten of those ten of them. They're a dollar right when we get ten

[02:12:17] Holy Lee Kaba's leech act whether

[02:12:19] Twitter. Let me get 10 of those. League check, Twitter. Oh my god, that is a league. Ten,

[02:12:26] it shows by a dress. Yes. Just in time. All right, all right. Oh my god!

[02:12:36] Hold up. Okay, okay. So no one's ever made money on cases. Got it.

[02:12:42] You ever hear the lore about the Steam Support?

[02:12:45] No. What is the lore about Steam Support? How about us? Tell me.

[02:12:48] They don't play

[02:13:02] Yeah, yeah, I have to verify everything I do on my like they're pretty locked in

[02:13:09] I mean some people drinks of like

[02:13:14] Okay, but now have I still want two of the big boys

[02:13:18] So we get 12 keys right? 12 or not? No no no no. Oh we need the specific key for the

[02:13:25] specific crate. Yeah. God. Yeah. Wait whoa whoa the key is the same price as the case.

[02:13:33] No. Um yeah it is it's actually more. Swishy the key is more expensive than the case.

[02:13:47] Depends on the case real good. Yeah

[02:13:50] Now how about we need to it a big boy so we can do a case open

[02:13:58] I don't think you can get them though cuz it's gonna be on by order the same way

[02:14:01] Squishy said it's gonna be on by order the same way happens. Yeah, I

[02:14:07] Don't think you should get them drinks. I just cut your losses, bro

[02:14:10] You have four dollars with those keys. Wait, so is someone in my child like outbidding me what's happening?

[02:14:15] No, it's just a cue, bro. Those are like really rare cases. It's the cue. You'd be next next in the queue

[02:14:20] That's all it is

[02:14:22] So

[02:14:25] Have as you can show a screen now right or no

[02:14:33] All right, so this this site kind of breaks it down for you look there is

[02:14:41] Right here

[02:14:43] Look, there's only 800 or 185 cases starting at $200.

[02:14:50] So these are the cases that you can buy and then these are the requests to buy.

[02:14:58] So 60,000 cases want to be bought, but there's only 185 selling right now.

[02:15:04] So what if I just overbuy?

[02:15:07] You can definitely do that.

[02:15:09] You'll be able to get insurance for sure.

[02:15:12] But...

[02:15:13] Swishy just let out a chuckle.

[02:15:16] How about the interviews and what?

[02:15:18] I mean, it's just...

[02:15:19] You're gonna get blown as well.

[02:15:21] You're gonna get like $1 in the stands.

[02:15:24] Yeah, but I...

[02:15:25] All right, can we...

[02:15:26] Come on, positivity!

[02:15:28] I just want you to...

[02:15:29] You could hit big.

[02:15:30] You could hit the million-dollar stand, bro.

[02:15:32] Swishy, I'm not gonna hit the million-dollar fucking stand!

[02:15:35] I'm not I'm not hitting that shit

[02:15:39] Purple or something, bro. Yeah, let me get to it. Let me get to it. Let's admit. I'm done

[02:15:45] Switch you have screen that's great. No, I hit it

[02:15:49] So I see if you place an order, it's cheaper, but you can also overbuy

[02:15:55] It's like in Madden you can bid or buy now buy now is always more expensive. I got it

[02:16:01] Chattie mutt players out there. Yeah, okay, that makes sense. Oh

[02:16:05] Oh

[02:16:08] Over by yeah, overspend it overspend like oh

[02:16:13] Like oh overspend a little bit not a lot

[02:16:18] Jesus oh yeah, oh my god, like that's why

[02:16:23] Overspend it like yeah, that's what I guess

[02:16:28] Yeah, I can't believe people told me to play out of it bro powder it doesn't have this

[02:16:35] This game has it like a stock market where everyone loses besides them I guess

[02:16:42] I've actually made money on this game. Thanks. I'm just buying skins. Of course. Yeah, it's question. You're sucked out

[02:16:48] But like that I just bought like rare skins and just kept them for years

[02:16:52] Wait, I've a did you just buy?

[02:16:56] Did you just buy four cases?

[02:16:58] No, I'm buying two. I had to add the money, so you have to go back to the chat.

[02:17:03] Oh my god, thank you, Bob.

[02:17:05] Jinx, people are saying OniPix is leaving the chat.

[02:17:07] OniPix is in my chat.

[02:17:09] There you go.

[02:17:11] OniPix is in my chat?

[02:17:12] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[02:17:14] Well, chat, it is late for him.

[02:17:16] OniPix is in my chat?

[02:17:19] OniPix is in my chat?

[02:17:21] You can show, you can show.

[02:17:23] Here we go.

[02:17:25] Shiesa bro is not becoming do it. Yes, you can you can't bro. It's not becoming don't love it crates

[02:17:35] Oh, they pixel do you want to teach me the ways of CS go this week any day brothers?

[02:17:40] Let me know today. I can't do Sunday and I could do any day

[02:17:45] Oh, they pixel. Could you teach me the ways of CS?

[02:17:48] He sucks. Yeah, only pixel I have a couple of questions. Why does everybody say you're a professional spectator?

[02:17:56] What does that even mean? Do you not play?

[02:18:02] He's silver only is bro, he's not silver only is not silver guys

[02:18:09] He got timed out by a mop wait only is in silver chat

[02:18:14] No, no, it's not. Can't be. Yes. You and only going to go through the math 10 incident.

[02:18:24] Yeah. Yeah. He had a big math 10 incident. Why is there so much lore on this game? Okay.

[02:18:36] Now squishy. But yeah, only checks me at a day this week. At a day. I'm down. Okay.

[02:18:44] So squishy squishy squishy. We have look at what we got.

[02:18:48] Squishy. We had where am I? Oh my God.

[02:18:52] I couldn't see him for a second. Squishy can you see my screen?

[02:18:56] I see it. I see it.

[02:18:59] Is there a boat or seeping through your pants Squishy?

[02:19:02] I only said the column. I only said the column.

[02:19:04] Wait is he on him right now? On right now?

[02:19:07] Is he on right now?

[02:19:09] Ok wait wait wait hold up.

[02:19:11] Squishy I want to make a group call.

[02:19:13] Okay, okay.

[02:19:14] Only in Discord?

[02:19:15] In Discord?

[02:19:16] Okay.

[02:19:17] Group call, group call.

[02:19:18] Group call.

[02:19:20] Ones on right now?

[02:19:22] All right.

[02:19:23] Supposed to join the show, join the show.

[02:19:25] Okay, okay.

[02:19:28] I thought you guys said Ones off now.

[02:19:36] I thought you guys said Ones off.

[02:19:38] On the one, on the one.

[02:19:39] Yooo!

[02:19:40] How am I chasing you?

[02:19:42] sleep no no no bro it's only 11 p.m. for me I'm offline but I'm here I'm here

[02:19:49] bro do you see do you see what's happening right now I see what's

[02:19:53] happening okay I see your titles as far as I'm CS and you're opening crates

[02:19:57] that's kind of crazy yeah yeah yeah bro but the thing is I have really good

[02:20:02] luck in games bro like I get really good packed luck in FIFA get really good

[02:20:07] packed luck in R6 I get really good packed luck in class like I get good

[02:20:12] So you know what I'm saying basically what I think in long terms if I really panned this out correctly

[02:20:18] I think I could be the only ever person to make profit on CS go cases. I like that by the way

[02:20:25] It's pushing us to meet you for some of nice to meet you. I think so nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, G

[02:20:30] Jinx I like that low key if you if you'll that would be so alright if you just unbox the knife and then you leave it at that

[02:20:36] You know what I mean?

[02:20:38] Yes, then I'd be up on the house. I'd be up on the house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay

[02:20:43] So, okay, I have a bunch of questions to ask you all right, of course. So first question how much

[02:20:49] money have you spent on cases?

[02:20:59] First thing you have to know cases don't make any sense right like your chat already told you that probably

[02:21:03] No one has ever won on cases. Not me. I've had a back-to-back ching scene to get a knife

[02:21:09] It's like one and four hundred and something round about you know

[02:21:12] You know that you know that I had a hot damn your day. Yeah, I wanted fun

[02:21:16] It and I had a back-to-back. You know what the odds of that are well, there will be one in 800

[02:21:22] What?

[02:21:23] American math, bro, you have to do you have to multiply four times for me one and four hundred times one and four hundred

[02:21:29] So it's 400 times 400 times 400 it's one in 16,000 Jinxie

[02:21:35] Oh

[02:21:36] So one in 16,000 and and how much things make right there when you got back to back knives?

[02:21:42] Still nothing because you spend thousands to then open two knives at someone. I've probably spent

[02:21:48] Like a hundred K on cases and I've probably made

[02:21:52] like 30k on cases or something like God it is it is not profitable it is a

[02:21:59] money-sink so wait you slough 70k on cases for sure probably but then again

[02:22:06] like it's I don't know but yeah for me it's I don't know if you open because

[02:22:10] the thing is Jinxie the game doesn't make the price it's not game and

[02:22:13] scamming you like the creator of the game is called game it's the community

[02:22:48] I'm chilling right now and first thing you think now for I'm trying to help like I'm trying to do some shit

[02:22:53] They're like I'm trying to help you a little bit with like cases and stuff that like made the game

[02:22:56] What do you mean back then he will chill? Okay?

[02:22:58] Don't worry about this is topics. I was research. I was looking about someday when you're not

[02:23:02] Okay, you know don't worry about okay, so we're about to share that so basically you're basically saying it is literally

[02:23:09] Impossible to make money in case it's impossible. Yes, Jeezy the average like return that you get on cases

[02:23:16] It's 60% roundabout if you spend a thousand long long term if you get the the max win at some point you get

[02:23:24] 600 bucks back, but short term if you only spent a hundred most likely gonna get like 10 bucks

[02:23:29] I'm not joking on 20. It's really bad

[02:23:32] But then again then again that is us doing a jinxie why because no one makes the price

[02:23:37] We make the price the only thing that valve aka gaben does is give you the case

[02:23:42] as a drop and then a key price but that's it we decide what it what it what

[02:23:48] the unbox is worth you know so we fuck ourselves basically we could say that a

[02:23:52] dragon was worth fucking a million you know what I mean so the value is

[02:23:55] basically within the community the community gives it value the community

[02:23:59] is against the case's value it's not valve right or gave it right they're

[02:24:03] not the one saying this case cost this much it's the community okay okay

[02:24:09] Yeah, I have a question on a celestial saying that trade-ups are profitable. Is that true?

[02:24:16] Great question they can be

[02:24:18] Jinx Jinx II trade-ups are I don't know if someone told you yet that can be a lot nicer

[02:24:23] That's if you're clever and you have like a guy that can guide you you put 10 skins

[02:24:28] You look at your inventory you have gray skins, right?

[02:24:30] When you have one blue one there

[02:24:32] Yeah, if you take 10 of those blue ones this blue quality you put it into a trade-up contract

[02:24:37] Then you get you see it if you scroll up a little bit

[02:24:39] You see this thing like with the pen on the right in the middle and if you put 10 skins in you can upgrade it to an higher tier and

[02:24:47] What they changed it crashed the whole market by the way

[02:24:50] I think half ice was talking about it you can put now 10 red skins the highest tier it's called cover

[02:24:55] Sorry five red skins and you get a gold out of that. So now unboxing your gold

[02:25:00] It's like it's not even that crazy anymore because so many people are trading up to goals, you know

[02:25:05] But it can be profitable if you do the right you have to get into fucking float calculations

[02:25:10] I don't know if you know what a float is and then you have to float the float averages and you have to the min float the max

[02:25:16] Well, it's it's that one is like that's okay, so you're you're a little bit manic right now, and I love it

[02:25:22] I think what I think bro is

[02:25:25] Your are fucking addicted, you know the most random shit ever rat skin. What are you talking about bro?

[02:25:32] Look, I'm going to be the only ever profitable case opener ever in the history of life.

[02:25:40] So how I'm going to be doing this is I'm going to open 10 Dreams of Nightmares.

[02:25:46] I'm going to pull a butterfly carambit and then I'm going to open a CSGO weapon case

[02:25:50] and I'm going to get a $1 million AK skin and then I'm never going to open a CSGO

[02:25:54] case ever again and I'm going to tell CSGO you just had your first winning customer.

[02:26:00] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:26:02] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:26:04] Are you guys ready?

[02:26:06] Are you ready?

[02:26:08] We're gonna do the dreams of nightmares first.

[02:26:10] Squishy, wait.

[02:26:12] Squishy, have you ever done this before?

[02:26:14] I have.

[02:26:16] I only opened 100 cases on it.

[02:26:18] I got one gold.

[02:26:20] Oh, ha! But are you profitable?

[02:26:22] Yeah, yeah, I was up 100 bucks.

[02:26:24] Squishy's strategy is profitable.

[02:26:26] So it's inspiring me.

[02:26:28] I don't know

[02:26:38] That's what they're getting sued right now foreign NYC. I'm not joking. They make it back enjoy your last cases, bro

[02:26:42] Enjoy your last case they're getting sued

[02:26:45] Currently yes by the buy New York City not even buy some random dude

[02:26:49] New York City is suing both because they're saying that it's gambling which I don't know you tell me

[02:26:54] Is it because if fake shows like the high tiers go by? Is that why? Is that part of it?

[02:26:59] Yeah, they don't like debating stuff.

[02:27:02] Debate actually.

[02:27:03] Yes.

[02:27:04] And one of my screenshots from my stream is in the fucking lawsuit bro, and Sam's in

[02:27:07] the lawsuit. Goat, goat, goat, goat, shizer.

[02:27:08] Oh, is it a second one?

[02:27:10] Bro.

[02:27:11] Okay.

[02:27:12] You can't say goat, goat, goat.

[02:27:13] There's not even a fucking goat on the screen, bro.

[02:27:15] Like, there's not even a goat in the fucking screen.

[02:27:18] Like, bro, that's all, bro, that's all, you don't even see a goat.

[02:27:22] You're just saying goat.

[02:27:24] Okay, okay, then why is your bitch? Then why is your bitch just saying black eyes black eyes black eyes every part

[02:27:29] Okay, you're right. You're right. You're right mad at that station mad at that station

[02:27:33] Exactly. All right. I'm gonna do this one eyes closed. Okay eyes closed

[02:27:37] Okay, wishy-coo

[02:27:39] Everybody close right everybody close right everybody everybody everybody okay. We look at chat jinx. You maybe

[02:27:45] Squishy what I want you to do squishy. You're gonna be the first one to open your eyes, okay?

[02:27:49] how are we looking holy fuck holy fuck okay okay only are your eyes close yeah

[02:27:59] but I heard the sound so you can see you can tell by the sound bro the

[02:28:02] the unboxer makes a sound.

[02:28:03] So you're actually a piece of shit!

[02:28:05] Bro, it's the same way in seeds!

[02:28:07] Wait, wait, what do you mean by the sound?

[02:28:08] Explain the sound.

[02:28:09] What do you mean?

[02:28:10] So you heard the...

[02:28:12] Like, once it settles on the skin...

[02:28:14] This guy is the degenerate!

[02:28:16] This guy is the degenerate!

[02:28:18] Bro, do you hear the sound?

[02:28:20] Okay, okay.

[02:28:21] Bro, once it lands on the skin,

[02:28:23] it makes the sound like...

[02:28:25] and then for gold it makes a way bigger sound.

[02:28:28] Like, you hear it.

[02:28:29] Like, you will know, Squishy knows.

[02:28:31] The higher the reverty, the louder and the more pungent and like pow, like the crazier the sound is.

[02:28:37] It's a great design, it's a great design. That's why probably they're getting sued as well.

[02:28:40] It's kind of like the sound design, it's kind of, it gets you.

[02:28:43] Okay, okay. We still have the two big boys for the game. We still have the two big boys.

[02:28:46] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What cases do you have? What are the unknowns?

[02:28:52] But weapons, man.

[02:28:54] It's not funny. Why is that funny?

[02:28:56] no no no I'm excited for those those are like what a hundred each hundred try to

[02:29:03] fifty what we have to listen we have to listen bro there were 60,000 orders so

[02:29:14] we had it over by it is what it is bro sometimes you got to do what you got to

[02:29:17] Yeah, you're not gonna win this game.

[02:29:19] Try and make some tumbling also.

[02:29:22] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[02:29:26] Oh, the toxicity.

[02:29:27] Ooh, saw it off.

[02:29:28] Shotty, are Shotty good in this game?

[02:29:30] Not this one.

[02:29:32] Not this one.

[02:29:33] Yeah, that's pretty good with shotguns on scenes.

[02:29:35] Wait, shotguns are?

[02:29:36] Yeah, this is the worst one.

[02:29:38] All right, it's the worst shotgun in the game.

[02:29:42] Yeah, but it can be made for like the other ones.

[02:29:45] OK, OK.

[02:29:45] Rich, wait, wait, wait.

[02:29:46] Wait, which skin do you like?

[02:29:48] Which skin do you like?

[02:29:49] So is there a way I can see all the skins?

[02:29:52] Is there a way I can see them?

[02:29:54] Click on the case.

[02:29:55] Click on the case, okay.

[02:29:57] And unlock container and then the skin that you want to see, just click on it and then

[02:30:02] it says aspect of something.

[02:30:03] So boom, great question.

[02:30:04] This MP7 skin looks sexy.

[02:30:06] Click on it, click on it.

[02:30:09] You can click on it.

[02:30:10] Oh, it actually looks worse now.

[02:30:14] Ugh, it's like trippy.

[02:30:16] yeah okay not this one good oh f2 f2 this is in seats this is in seats bro this is f2 yeah this is

[02:30:23] one of the best guns in siege okay i like this remember remember i played seats once bro wasn't

[02:30:29] your attorney bro i got fucked by asian fast round bro hell no bro no mp9 mp9 and akr nice and

[02:30:35] then whatever whoa this oh my god the dual barrettas too see i see all the pros hit clips

[02:30:42] with these brother go go go go yeah there's a meter to buy it on piss on

[02:30:47] piss around wait what show the knives you can get all right so now our knives

[02:30:55] the best thing in the game like our nice I think yeah I have to take you

[02:30:58] something right now use another side like this side it got sold off by like a

[02:31:01] gambling side like you want to use there's another side better one like you

[02:31:03] don't want to have it oh oh see us go skins see us go skins it's made by a

[02:31:09] Nice guy

[02:31:12] Now have I scuttle like they they got sold out like half a year ago some highbice is on the ship

[02:31:16] Oh, he messaged me like 20 minutes ago your junk goes doing this problem. You want to turn bro?

[02:31:19] He's not bro. He's on a shit

[02:31:22] But CS go skins GG like that one is the legit one

[02:31:27] Okay, I'm gonna be honest like only can I be honest with you none of these skins are really speaking to me now

[02:31:33] Check the AK. Yeah, I can MP 9 MP 9 as well

[02:31:39] And, Jinxie, at the bottom?

[02:31:43] Wait, what does he wanna show you?

[02:31:45] Ah yeah, you can see the prices as well

[02:31:46] and the knives you can get.

[02:31:48] Oh, this is sexy Gamma Doppler?

[02:31:51] Gamma Doppler?

[02:31:52] Yeah, that's like a max.

[02:31:53] Like you can get the emeralds.

[02:31:55] Holy titty.

[02:31:56] That will be insane.

[02:31:58] You can inspect those too.

[02:32:00] Your highlights, maybe inspect, I don't know,

[02:32:02] like a knife, I don't know.

[02:32:03] Oh, no, isn't it this thing?

[02:32:04] Like new accounts, I better luck?

[02:32:06] Is that actually true?

[02:32:06] Like I've heard this before.

[02:32:08] No, I don't think so, I don't think so.

[02:32:09] You don't think so?

[02:32:10] There was a conspiracy, there was a conspiracy.

[02:32:12] Like there were some people who only opened 10 cases

[02:32:16] and then stopped

[02:32:18] if they didn't unbox something good

[02:32:21] and continued if they got a red

[02:32:22] and then they got the gold at like 60

[02:32:24] even though it should be 400.

[02:32:25] Like, they were like scripting it, right?

[02:32:27] Like, boarding.

[02:32:28] Ah, I don't know, I don't know.

[02:32:31] It could be...

[02:32:31] Was it confirmed?

[02:32:32] Just like, could be coincidence.

[02:32:34] Yeah, and even if I knew something

[02:32:36] I wouldn't want to say it

[02:32:37] because then like everyone in the chat

[02:32:38] I hope you like okay, I got to open some guesses like how I don't think but I don't think it exists like actually

[02:32:43] This one has a nice shine to it. Y'all see this one

[02:32:47] Very nice. So okay

[02:32:50] So much that is jungle wait, how much is that?

[02:32:55] Me check that's like guess how much that is

[02:32:58] What 900 900 900?

[02:33:01] No, it's like 3k or something three thousand dollars. I would say she used to be way more than

[02:33:06] Wait, but okay, when you say it's worth this, how do you sell it though?

[02:33:10] Is there a way someone can buy?

[02:33:12] Like, is there a way you could buy a one million dollar AK skin and get it on your account?

[02:33:16] Is there a way you could actually do that?

[02:33:18] Yes, but those massive deals, there was a sale of a one million dollar AK, it went to some Saudi...

[02:33:25] Some Saudi fucking, I don't know, like royalty.

[02:33:29] Those deals are of course not in private, you know, a guy flies out and then he sends the skin and the guy gives him the fucking money.

[02:33:34] But like all the deals on the smallest game like 3k knife 10k knife those you just buy on the marketplace like in see

[02:33:40] Okay, okay. All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna rip these all right guys

[02:33:46] I'm gonna rip these ones and I'm gonna rip the big boys at the end

[02:33:52] Here we go here we go here we go

[02:33:54] I'll suck a dick for gold gold

[02:33:56] That's absolutely

[02:34:00] You're due you're due you're due that's like for for blue. Yo, you're like definitely mindset, which he like I'm not doing

[02:34:06] I'm coming. It's one. I'm just as likely as I was two cases ago, man. That's what they want you to think

[02:34:12] I literally feel like I'm in the casino right now.

[02:34:15] Please.

[02:34:16] Yeah, hold on, hold on somehow.

[02:34:17] Bro!

[02:34:18] Please, please.

[02:34:19] I haven't even got a purple, fuck!

[02:34:21] Yeah.

[02:34:22] Mac 10, it looks like the Bering 9, bro.

[02:34:24] Okay.

[02:34:25] I haven't even got a purple, I haven't even got a purple.

[02:34:31] Come on.

[02:34:32] So, it's 80% to get a blue, by the way.

[02:34:34] What is the percent to get a gold, like one?

[02:34:38] No, if it's one in 400, it's less.

[02:34:40] You know, it's like, point.

[02:34:41] Oh

[02:34:43] Wait, oh, did you see that pink thing? There was a pink thing

[02:34:49] Like one of the pink skins down there. Oh

[02:34:52] Wait, so that's what they're getting sued for making it seem like it's closer than it is. Yeah, they're edging you. Yeah, exactly

[02:34:58] Yeah

[02:35:00] Come on

[02:35:02] Come on

[02:35:04] Oh my god, your first weapon!

[02:35:06] Bison!

[02:35:08] What the?

[02:35:08] Is that a grenade?

[02:35:09] It might be a dog shit, where...

[02:35:10] Wait, hover the eye at the bottom?

[02:35:13] Hover the eye?

[02:35:14] Did you see the eye at the bottom?

[02:35:14] Little eye icon?

[02:35:16] Yes, yes, yes.

[02:35:17] Field tested, field tested.

[02:35:18] Field tested.

[02:35:19] How did you do that?

[02:35:20] How did you do that?

[02:35:20] I knew.

[02:35:21] Oh, oh, you see an exterior field tested.

[02:35:23] The exterior, yeah.

[02:35:24] So, what do I want to see on that exterior?

[02:35:26] Like what's...

[02:35:26] Fact new, fact new.

[02:35:28] Fact new?

[02:35:29] Fact three new, fact three new.

[02:35:30] Fact three new.

[02:35:30] What are you looking for?

[02:35:31] And Jeezy, Jeezy, click on the thing again,

[02:35:32] like the same eye symbol like on the on a skin on a skin like that yeah not this

[02:35:38] one yeah yeah yeah and you see that number bro like what looks like a phone

[02:35:46] number where raiding where raiding yeah yeah so so you can get this from like

[02:35:52] zero to one on most skins yeah and and it's it's a float that that it can be

[02:35:58] any number basically you know and there's people who collect the lowest of

[02:36:02] that number. So you can get a flow of like 0.00015 and it's super clean then it has like no

[02:36:09] scratches or you can get it in 0.99998. When we like when we do some shit later like in CS like I

[02:36:15] can show you everything I can show you oh my god wait one skin I have to show you right now.

[02:36:18] Dude I want to look at your account bro I want to look at your account

[02:36:21] like the cram did a cram bro. Jigsie I'll show you one skin right now I have to.

[02:36:25] Are you screen tiered? Are you screen tiered? No I sent you an okay. Do I send you an

[02:36:30] I'll put up my CS, you open another case, I'll show you that.

[02:36:33] Okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah, take your time.

[02:36:35] Boy, I really want to see like your best shit, bro.

[02:36:38] Like your prize possession.

[02:36:40] Okay.

[02:36:42] Gold, fix, gold, gold!

[02:36:44] Gold, gold!

[02:36:46] I don't know.

[02:36:48] Look, I'm gonna keep it a buck.

[02:36:50] Our only chance is the big dogs.

[02:36:52] This is shit!

[02:36:53] Look at the fucking chicken on the front, bro.

[02:36:55] Look at the skin.

[02:36:57] Hey, maybe this is a sign.

[02:36:59] being saved for the big one you know I mean yeah for the water to make it but

[02:37:04] only you have a lot of board though like every second board in chat more like

[02:37:11] gold gold gold three times and I'm the same he said the line when you said it

[02:37:15] like what oh no and then they said the math incident like bro I was lucky

[02:37:21] even the case is like I kind of stop but yeah I always used to say I was

[02:37:30] tweaking out like gold gold gold okay okay do you want me to do the big dogs

[02:37:34] and then look at your account or do you want to look at your account and then do

[02:37:37] the big dogs maybe I should look at your account and then do the big dogs so I

[02:37:40] get inspirations yeah sure sure wait let me put on my game like only I

[02:37:45] want to see like you're like you're sexy as shit wait hold it how good are

[02:37:49] you at the game bro we won't be talking about I'm cracked I'm cracked bro like

[02:37:54] how basically it's like it's like you're like you're like the guy for

[02:37:57] siege right yes and some pipe people always say that oh he's just an

[02:38:00] entertainer now bro like you're fucking cracked at the game same with me and

[02:38:04] CS bro the chat is I'm just gonna be honest with you the chat is what they're

[02:38:10] saying son they're trying not to laugh they're doing like I dream see my

[02:38:15] My friend, my friend, my friend, that's okay.

[02:38:17] Okay, okay, okay, other question.

[02:38:20] Does your chat say you're great at Siege?

[02:38:23] You're right, God, you're right.

[02:38:25] They've all said it.

[02:38:25] We all know Twitch chats, bro.

[02:38:26] They've never said it, I'm good, yeah.

[02:38:28] Like, okay, but what is your peak?

[02:38:31] Cause like for me, I've hit champ like 20 times.

[02:38:33] Like what is your peak?

[02:38:34] Global, of course.

[02:38:35] Global Elite, the highest ranked in fucking CS go,

[02:38:37] bro.

[02:38:38] CS 2, I've played a little bit less though.

[02:38:39] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:38:41] Oh, I wanna ask you about that too.

[02:38:42] What is it between CS and CS 2, by the way?

[02:38:45] it's like we wish we wish they need to cook like they're locally kind of lazy

[02:38:56] though there's a lot more cheaters and there's low key less game modes and stuff

[02:39:03] but yeah we do get cases in there I mean you know so CS is the most popular

[02:39:12] game in the world and they have cheaters how does that even make sense why bro I

[02:39:19] don't know man that doesn't make any sense yeah you're talking about the game in

[02:39:23] the world how do you have cheaters shouldn't they have like billions of

[02:39:26] dollars literally I don't know if it's fixable bro I don't know like they

[02:39:30] have a law and they have like colonel anti-cheat right like they they

[02:39:33] Okay, all the time.

[02:39:35] Let's ask him if we're done.

[02:39:36] Okay, look at him.

[02:39:37] Look at him.

[02:39:38] Listen.

[02:39:39] Wait, how about just tag me at a TikTok one second?

[02:39:42] He's not hiding it.

[02:39:43] Okay.

[02:39:44] Let me see that up.

[02:39:45] I have no time.

[02:39:46] Let's ask him if we're done.

[02:39:47] Okay, look at him.

[02:39:48] Look at him.

[02:39:49] Listen.

[02:39:50] He's not hiding it.

[02:39:51] Okay, here we go.

[02:39:52] No!

[02:39:53] Even with the water!

[02:39:54] He's...

[02:39:55] If you don't die with the water, you'll never live it out!

[02:39:58] You'll never live it down!

[02:39:59] You have to get it!

[02:40:00] Oh

[02:40:06] Yo, why you laughing bro, I

[02:40:10] Bro, look, I was waiting to have a bad mouth walls. Just shooting didn't help

[02:40:19] Just shoot us

[02:40:21] I'm in your account. I'm in your account. Okay. Show me like the crammed on a cram, bro

[02:40:26] Like what is your price possessions?

[02:40:28] So this one is kind of crazy because this one it's a butterfly sapphire you see wait so look this is a normal butterfly Doppler

[02:40:34] This one is like 2k 3k and it's nice and blue right, but it has some dark spots

[02:40:40] Do you see my mouse when I have yes? Yeah, I see sick and

[02:40:44] But there's one face that is ten times rarer than a Doppler and it's called a sapphire

[02:40:50] This one is look at this icy blue. You see suck

[02:40:54] And you see I didn't buy this I am I didn't unbox this I traded up to this

[02:40:59] Which which is kind of nice like I I got this one myself, you know worked out for this one, bro

[02:41:04] You trade it up. So how much does that thing work?

[02:41:08] Bro, it used to be like 10k, but then the market crashed. No, it's like, I don't know 7k, maybe

[02:41:12] 607k

[02:41:14] And

[02:41:16] Okay, okay, so like a lot of the best shit is just knives, huh? It's just knives

[02:41:20] no no no I just have it sorted by that this one is really really nice because

[02:41:25] or chat by the way hooker hooker hook jinks up which from bullet but look

[02:41:30] karambit marble fate firing eyes this one is a second max fire nice which means

[02:41:34] it has the most amount of red it is the most ready the most fire nice there's

[02:41:38] usually a third color for mobile fades and this one is only red and blue so

[02:41:41] fire nice also look at the corner this one has a flotis corner every single

[02:41:44] pattern has a different corner this one is really really clean you see only

[02:41:47] only two pics

[02:41:58] let's start with something simpler let's start with something rudimental

[02:42:01] Jinxie I got the skin for you I'm not joking

[02:42:04] okay okay let me see let me see it's a 5-7 alright

[02:42:08] another 6-7 it's a 5-7 Jinxie are you ready wait 5-7 this gun's in siege I think yeah

[02:42:13] I have to show you this one first so you know how skins can be pattern based

[02:42:18] you can see like you know what a pattern is yeah pattern yeah yeah I know what I

[02:42:25] know what a pattern is okay say it's just something like basically it repeats

[02:42:31] itself like a pattern like one two one two one two no no and CS is something

[02:42:36] different so you see how this skin is called a kami yes five seven kami you

[02:42:42] can unbox this one from the case and if I look at the eye it says pattern template 906

[02:42:49] and no no no I'm not there yet and so this is a five seven kami and this is a five seven kami

[02:42:56] but they do look different like here that's team digital right that's team digital

[02:43:01] whoa you're tapped in yes yeah so here it has these like dots in the back and this one doesn't

[02:43:06] of those thoughts. So, Jinxie, there's 1,000 different patterns, 1,000 different variations

[02:43:13] of a Five-Seven Kami, you understand? Oh my God, so there's 1,000 different Five-Seven

[02:43:18] Kami's basically. Technically, and now check this out, the community found some really

[02:43:23] unique patterns. When you hold the gun, look at this one, does it remind you of something?

[02:43:29] the thing up above it go the smiley face look at the smiley face then go up I was about

[02:43:43] to ask if you're a virgin boy because it looks like a pokemon boy it looks like it

[02:43:48] looks like it's talking oh it looks like a pokemon yes it kind of looks like Kirby

[02:43:53] like Kirby.

[02:43:55] Yes, yeah, you are, I guess.

[02:43:57] But now look at this one, check this out.

[02:43:59] This, my friend, Jinxie.

[02:44:02] The 5.7 Kami that you just saw is worth usually $1.

[02:44:05] This one right here, it's worth hundreds,

[02:44:09] if not thousands, if it's in good condition.

[02:44:11] Just because of the pattern in the back.

[02:44:16] It's a candle.

[02:44:18] No, it's a racing flag, racing flag.

[02:44:23] uh

[02:44:25] wait yo squishy bro

[02:44:27] okay bro

[02:44:29] what is that

[02:44:31] yo bro

[02:44:33] maybe call your dad off the stream

[02:44:35] but this one I don't know bro

[02:44:37] this one is really

[02:44:39] expensive for reason bro

[02:44:41] look at the name bro

[02:44:43] look at the name

[02:44:45] wait there's a name on it

[02:44:47] yeah I put a name tag on it

[02:44:49] yeah I'm borrowing his

[02:44:51] This is the number one lowest float one of this pattern. It's triple over three

[02:44:56] The collector's go crazy for this one

[02:45:02] Most of these on box like they see I was twisted

[02:45:10] What was the first time I played bro, I think

[02:45:13] 2000 I can't see there

[02:45:15] 2014 when my friends coming into it like my high school friends

[02:45:18] Like almost 12 years, like 11 years, wow.

[02:45:21] Yeah, yeah, but I joined late.

[02:45:23] Like JinxC, a lot of the people in Counter-Strike, they were playing 1.6, they're like in it for like 20 years and like it's crazy.

[02:45:30] So when did Counter-Strike come out? When did it come out like first time ever online?

[02:45:35] First time ever, I mean it started with, the big one was, it started with Source, right? Like the big one, Source Release.

[02:45:40] When was Source? Source was, JinxC 2004. Wow.

[02:45:44] Wow 22 or 25 and a half ish years 25 ish years. Oh my god, bro

[02:45:51] That is yeah, I'm saying things wrong right now though like look chat knows better because again like I'm I'm new like I

[02:45:57] I know I can tell you everything about the fucking about a case and shit, but about

[02:46:02] We're saying we're wrong. They're saying

[02:46:08] Again like I should know this stuff and right now everyone's mad at me

[02:46:12] Hey, what I can tell you what a rare skin is bro

[02:46:16] So yeah, 1999 that's crazy. No, okay, I see my back. Okay. I gotta go back to you scream

[02:46:22] When were you on boy? When were you born? I was born 2001

[02:46:26] September 26, 26 check. I'm 98 when are you squishy?

[02:46:31] 2000

[02:46:32] Yeah, so you're a

[02:46:34] I thought you were like a 20

[02:46:36] Bro, it's like three years old. Okay. I mean, I'll take a roll. I'll say I'm I look like fucking I'm 40

[02:46:41] check this out check this out um so here we have of course the skin that

[02:46:46] everybody knows for the all dragon door okay now I'm not gonna lie I've seen

[02:46:50] this on tiktok since the dragon thing on the sniper I've seen that let me see

[02:46:57] what else to have oh tell him about the stickers the cat is

[02:47:05] Well they got wire foods in here.

[02:47:07] Oh my god.

[02:47:09] Jinxie, this skin usually looks like this, right?

[02:47:13] Like without the bow tie.

[02:47:15] It's just a girl.

[02:47:17] But Jinxie, what they added is,

[02:47:19] so you have stickers in this game, right?

[02:47:21] Okay.

[02:47:22] And those stickers, you can apply.

[02:47:24] Look, check this out.

[02:47:25] I take the sticker.

[02:47:26] It's called a rock sticker.

[02:47:27] It's like a signature of a player.

[02:47:29] And I can apply it anywhere.

[02:47:31] Jinxie, it used to be

[02:47:33] be that you can only put it into four preset positions. But they changed it

[02:47:39] recently where you can place it anywhere on the skin. Could you get a

[02:47:43] signature of your name or no? No. Mm-hmm. If you're a pro, you could get your name

[02:47:48] on a gun, bro. If you make it to the major, yes. Like this guy right here, his

[02:47:53] name is Rox. This is signature. But check this out. What people started doing

[02:47:59] They started putting stickers in positions, they started overlapping them, and they started making artworks.

[02:48:05] Like this shouldn't be possible. This girl does not have cleavage exposed like that in the natural skin.

[02:48:11] But the community, they come up with crafts, check this out.

[02:48:15] Look at this P90 that I crafted.

[02:48:17] Wait, where is it?

[02:48:18] Boom. You see this right here? This should not be legal, bro, but it is.

[02:48:22] What?

[02:48:23] Some more you can do it.

[02:48:24] It's covering her nipple barely, dude.

[02:48:26] Yeah, yeah, and I only covered it not to get banned on Twitch, so you know other people they get way freakier

[02:48:32] They get way if you're not streaming you could have nips out on a gun. I

[02:48:37] Mean I've seen some crazy shape or sometimes you just trying to pick up an AK in a clutch, right?

[02:48:42] We fall down and then all the get all the sudden the guy has like a craft that technically gets you banned like stuff

[02:48:48] We don't want to talk about you know, I'm not I'm not joking. There's a whole dark sea

[02:48:52] God, bro.

[02:48:54] Wait, I wanted to, okay, Hi Guys was telling me,

[02:48:56] this is another great, I have so many questions

[02:48:58] about this game, okay.

[02:48:59] My next question, Hi Guys was telling me something

[02:49:01] about the market crash and squishy too.

[02:49:04] Like the market crash?

[02:49:06] We're like, it was like a year ago or something?

[02:49:09] What happened?

[02:49:11] Oh, we had a couple of market crashes.

[02:49:13] We had a massive one, the one that everyone feared

[02:49:16] back in the day when basically the biggest

[02:49:19] marketplace got banned.

[02:49:20] And then everyone was like, okay, Gigi, you know, like you have no more way to get your money out the whole market crashed by

[02:49:27] What was it bro more than 50% technically so everybody's skins just lost value like overnight

[02:49:33] Yeah, wow and and and that same thing what your friends are saying happened a year ago

[02:49:39] And it was what I talked what I told you about you used to only be able to trade up aka upgrades

[02:49:46] pinks to rats right this is a trade-up contract if I take here 10 pinks if I

[02:49:51] press now boom boom I can get one rat out of it out of this yeah okay but the

[02:49:58] reds the rarest like color for the any of the skins the red is like the for

[02:50:02] the guns yes and then you have knives and gloves at gold and Gc it never

[02:50:07] used to be possible to trade up rats it maxed out you could only unbox knives

[02:50:11] but then they released the update which let you check this out which let you

[02:50:16] trade it up trade up five rats to gold if I would press now ready to trade up

[02:50:21] and proceed I would get just a random gold would pop up so the whole the whole

[02:50:26] market technically all the knives brother minus 50% overnight I'm not

[02:50:32] joking bro it's a five billion dollar economy Jeng see like the CS economy

[02:50:37] five billion that got cut in half overnight down to 2.5. I'm not joking.

[02:50:44] You could trade in these five guns for a for a knife like a gold. Any gold but it

[02:50:50] could be a knife and that's what ruined the market when they added this in. Yes

[02:50:54] because all the nice value they've all survived. Of course.

[02:50:59] Oh my god. Shots up in price and golds plummeted. Why the fuck would they

[02:51:05] I mean to make knives cheaper I guess I think they're trying to equal out the prices they don't want items that cost

[02:51:14] $5,000 I think I think they want it all a little bit like cheaper all a little bit more averaged out because now rats cost like

[02:51:21] 200 300 bucks and golds be basically cut in half, you know

[02:51:24] I think they want to average it out a little bit make nice more affordable make rats more expensive

[02:51:28] I don't know

[02:51:30] Rats, rats, like the kind of rap, you know, red.

[02:51:35] Yo, brother, I hear you, but you're saying rats or reds.

[02:51:40] Rats, rats, R-E-D, rats, rats.

[02:51:43] Yo, I don't want to hurt that, like, am I the only one that hurt that?

[02:51:48] Okay, okay, I see it, I see it, alright.

[02:51:51] Jensy, check this out, check this out, another cool craft.

[02:51:54] You see this shit?

[02:51:55] Okay, see you all, you'll have it.

[02:51:58] It's like the dual lingober bro like from you know, yes thingy. Yes. Yep. You can make anything, bro

[02:52:04] It's it's like so far in the interupting

[02:52:06] It's like the thing from back in the day with black ops where you used where you made like a custom dog tag

[02:52:10] You know, it's no you're not really interrupting like you're I am just learning so much shit, bro

[02:52:15] You're not really interrupting. I don't because I don't know shit

[02:52:18] So like do you have do you have a something that says on a audit or no?

[02:52:24] But because you didn't get pro but maybe because you're a streamer, maybe

[02:52:28] No, no, no, no, I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't now only have never been like close to being pro in your life

[02:52:34] Like has that been a point where you were close to pro?

[02:52:37] Of course, bro. Of course, but but then again, you kind of you know became the main thing the chat is

[02:52:46] What face the lover are you right now?

[02:52:49] Right now right now Jinx, you know what face it is. Yes face it is it used to be a big thing in seeds. Yeah, yeah

[02:52:56] Yeah. Oh shit. Um, yeah. Face. I don't really play bro. Like, I don't know. Wait, what is it?

[02:53:02] Face a level, a squishy level 10. Which level 10? What?

[02:53:06] Squishy level 10. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Any level 10. Any level 10. Any level 10.

[02:53:11] Wait, what do you mean? Any level 10? Does the region matter? Is there more compromise?

[02:53:14] E is harder. E is harder, bro. Is this like Rocket League? Or T1 is harder?

[02:53:18] Yeah, yeah. Really? Wait, Squishy, are you from Rocket League?

[02:53:22] Yeah, I'm a pro rock player. I want stuff there

[02:53:39] Yeah, it'd be like a CS major exactly on it exactly

[02:53:42] Wait, how old are you? Wait, you said 1999?

[02:53:45] 2000, 2000.

[02:53:47] 2000, check, check.

[02:53:49] Yeah, congrats, that's sick.

[02:53:51] Wait, you're kind of dodging the question though.

[02:53:53] Like, why are you facing them?

[02:53:55] Yo, bro, bro!

[02:53:57] Yo, bro, we don't talk about ranks like that.

[02:53:59] You know, like, it's up, it's down.

[02:54:01] Sometimes I play, sometimes I don't play.

[02:54:03] Sometimes I play against hackers.

[02:54:05] I told you in the top situation.

[02:54:07] I'm facing you playing hackers on Facebook.

[02:54:09] Yeah, yeah, yeah, loads, loads.

[02:54:11] I

[02:54:14] Mean wait, oh wait a minute. We're going to rip the big boys really quick. Oh hell. Yeah, okay?

[02:54:20] You want me to write chat? You know like I've been stalling bro. I wanted to get some inspirations

[02:54:25] Now I'm gonna rip the big boys. All right, so

[02:54:28] The best shit I could get from this is wait. Can you guys see my scream out of it?

[02:54:33] Yes, bro. If I packed this AK 47, I have every right to just pull out my cock on the street, right?

[02:54:39] No. Do you need the right pattern? Remember what I told you about 1000 different patterns?

[02:54:46] Jinxie, there's like 10 patterns that are insane, but one of them is pattern 6, 6, 1.

[02:54:57] Do you want to see it before you open this? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

[02:55:01] I want to see the pattern. How many exist, Shanna? How many exist?

[02:55:04] Exist I'll tell you in a second I'll tell you in a second so let me try you said it's called 6 6 1

[02:55:09] Yes, bro. It's called the scar pattern and you will know why in a second AKK son

[02:55:13] We're chicken and why is it worth a million dollars, bro? Why you will see in a second

[02:55:17] You will see in a second, bro

[02:55:19] Million is kind of cheap in my opinion like this skin is so good. Let me see a case on where I'll show you a classic one first

[02:55:24] So you know what a shit one looks like okay? Okay, I'm gonna just reach your one. Yeah, boom

[02:55:29] This is a normal one out of a thousand patterns. This is most likely what you will see some blue spots here

[02:55:37] Some blue spots here, but Jinxie

[02:55:40] Check this out. Wait, wait a second three

[02:55:45] two one

[02:55:54] Yeah, boom

[02:55:59] You're what?

[02:56:00] It's the blue up top.

[02:56:01] It's the blue up top.

[02:56:02] Jinxie, look when you hold it in game.

[02:56:04] When you're running around, fucking shooting head.

[02:56:06] Ice, ice on the booty, ice on the shaft.

[02:56:10] We have a scar at the tip, which gives it its name.

[02:56:14] This is pattern six, six, one.

[02:56:17] And the example that you're looking at right now,

[02:56:19] sold for one milli to some zaudy fucking shrike.

[02:56:23] Absolutely insane.

[02:56:24] Look at the skimbo.

[02:56:25] Did you say, holy.

[02:56:26] Saudi or Saudi Saudi Saudi Saudi Saudi Arabia

[02:56:41] Yeah, okay, so this was a million dollars. This is a million dollars

[02:56:47] It looks like this it looks the same if I'm like I see I see I know I see it

[02:56:53] I see it but I don't see a million dollar difference like I see it. Can see no no, no, no, no no no no no no bro

[02:56:59] if I just look by any AKK sounds look I will just start spam inspecting them and then you see this is a random pattern

[02:57:07] Let it work three to one. This is your wife's type of working bro

[02:57:14] For the effect we say in German for three effect once again three to one

[02:57:19] Three to one

[02:57:21] Boom, this is a random pattern. This is normal like completely normal. Yes, that's all

[02:57:27] Yeah, like no blue boom another random pattern some blue in the back brother

[02:57:31] 661 scar pattern is full iced at the top like you saw it. No all of these patterns

[02:57:38] Nothing in comparison boom another one and this is

[02:57:42] 900 out of the 1000 patterns look like this and then you have one pattern in the 1000 that is max iced out like the

[02:57:49] 661 and look some people they craft

[02:57:53] So they we also have stickers. I told you about right stickers. No, you know, well, maybe you did maybe you did

[02:57:59] Yeah, like where you can make like funny faces and stuff right in the cleavage. Yes, look

[02:58:04] Yes, this you see how nice this looks. Yes with the stickers this sticker right here

[02:58:10] It's called a Titan holo and this shit is selling for James. He gets so much one of these stickers may cost

[02:58:15] I wanna tighten hollow like about like $5,000

[02:58:19] One thing to just clarify once you apply the sticker

[02:58:24] It's gone. You can't take it off at least currently unless they really say okay

[02:58:28] I'm gonna change my guess then so if you put it on one gun it has to be on one gun

[02:58:32] Yeah, and it's and then you can never rip it off and put another one again

[02:58:35] It's it's so it changes the gun forever basic. Okay. I'm gonna say one sticker is worth

[02:58:40] 20,000 then

[02:58:42] Jinxie one of these stickers I tried unboxing one of these the package to unbox it like a case you just opened doesn't cost 100 bucks

[02:58:49] It costs $20,000 nowadays and the sticker itself costs

[02:58:54] $50,000 maybe even more right now like 50 to 60

[02:58:57] Absolutely disgusting and this guy look this random guy like four of these

[02:59:03] That's the word applied

[02:59:05] This right here this one is not a milli like this one is last because it's not step-track

[02:59:09] Um wait because it's not what it's not what it's not stat right so stat track

[02:59:15] Let me show you right now. Static is this right here?

[02:59:18] if it would work

[02:59:20] Please bro that looks fucking insane

[02:59:24] Yeah, bro. It's that track is technically like wait. I can show you

[02:59:28] We are a stat rec counts the kills like look I have zero kills on this P90 because a noob gun

[02:59:33] I don't use it. Oh every time you get a kill it a live updates that yeah

[02:59:37] Exactly bro.

[02:59:38] Wait so that adds value to a gun then?

[02:59:41] That adds value?

[02:59:44] Something like...

[02:59:45] It wipes when you send it.

[02:59:47] Doesn't it?

[02:59:48] Like when you trade it over a wipe.

[02:59:49] So I'm pretty sure, okay?

[02:59:50] Yeah but you have like a stick out, like a statuette swap tool.

[02:59:52] Like you can change it from one gun to another but there's a lot of people don't like statuette.

[02:59:57] A lot of people do.

[02:59:58] You also can't trade up statuette stuff to some certain weapons.

[03:00:01] Like here look the kill counter goes up.

[03:00:02] I've 21 kills with this eagle you see?

[03:00:05] Yeah.

[03:00:06] Some people like it so we don't okay, but yeah, you're aiming for the six six one that I just showed you Jinxie now

[03:00:11] How do I get a stat tracker thing like how do I get one of those for one of my guns?

[03:00:15] It's it's one in ten any skin you unbox is a one in ten chance to be set track. I got it. Okay, all right

[03:00:21] I'm gonna rip this now. All right. Let's hit it. All right guys. Let's go. I'm gonna rip two of these

[03:00:28] these are expensive bro I know here we go

[03:00:38] no no no pink pink pink not gold though yes one million IK one million IK

[03:00:44] good job oh check the pattern jingsy jingsy wait if you have over the eye and

[03:00:50] it says something like pattern like 661 no 9 and 8 of it wouldn't have been a

[03:00:55] blue gem so what I'm telling you right now imagine it was a pink and imagine you

[03:01:01] it says here six six one then you technically would have had the pattern

[03:01:04] that you're looking for you know but you're good nine and eight it's not a

[03:01:07] blue that's crazy co-pollish some people they got the other pink jinx you for

[03:01:14] click on it like on the case so you have two pings in this case right like

[03:01:19] show where shit look you have the eagle and the AK and some people they

[03:01:24] Unbox the Diggle with pattern 661 and then it's a 50-50 whether Diggle or AK. Bro GG

[03:01:33] Okay, okay, I see right before this one. I'm gonna go pee before this one. I'm gonna go tinkle

[03:01:37] Yeah, I'm gonna go tinkle and masturbate and think about the AK skin

[03:01:42] All right, it's gonna induce my luck

[03:01:46] Oh, yeah, we're gonna say we're gonna say you first

[03:01:54] You should try it sometime, bro.

[03:01:57] Bro, I played Rocket League one time off stream,

[03:02:01] locally because I wanted to get into the skins, like I wanted to get Alpha Wheels.

[03:02:04] I love skins anywhere, bro. I'm a collector.

[03:02:06] And you have to play the game in order to enable trading.

[03:02:09] And, bro, I played one game, I played it with keyboard,

[03:02:13] I couldn't get anything done, didn't hit the ball once.

[03:02:16] Yeah, I think it's so hard for a starter, bro.

[03:02:20] Squishy, then I googled.

[03:02:21] Do you play Rocket League with keyboard or with controller and then it set controller I connected my controller, and I still got whooped

[03:02:30] Haven't opened it since I'm not joking played two rounds one controller one keyboard in secret

[03:02:35] Yeah, bro

[03:02:36] I mean it's probably the hardest game to get into because it's so mechanically difficult

[03:02:39] You can you can play keyboard or something keyboard plays, but I've been dude

[03:02:42] I've been telling Jinx try this game trust CS for so long because I love CS

[03:02:45] It's the game I play outside of Rocket League the most like I'm addicted to this game

[03:02:50] I'm been addicted forever. I don't do cases though. I've only really watched you do cases

[03:02:53] That's the only person I really want. Oh shit. Oh god, sorry for that

[03:02:57] But you're addicted to the game with the cases, right? Yeah, I play 5,000 hours in this game. I love it

[03:03:02] I'm gonna sweat like I'm a nerd. Wait, what the hell is this?

[03:03:05] If you have 5k, I'll fucking see us. What do you have in Rocket League? 22k

[03:03:09] I just went to go pee and I lightly stroked my tip and I was thinking about the AK, alright?

[03:03:27] good luck my big good luck this is a new method here we go

[03:03:31] oh god if it's a blow I'm buying more if it's a blow I'm buying more oh no

[03:03:36] pink pink pink anything but a blue shy sir wait check the eye

[03:03:44] double you're thinking Jinxie nine or nine not a blue gem not a blue gem

[03:03:46] all one blue gems are nine five five six six one six seven zero five

[03:03:51] how am i gonna remember this you sick bro i'll tell you how like you just said

[03:03:56] Five codes in a second!

[03:03:58] It's the T1 Blue Gems!

[03:04:00] It's the T1 Blue Gems, you gotta know your shit like when you are in these cases.

[03:04:02] Okay, okay.

[03:04:04] God, you're like a computer, bro, for CSGO.

[03:04:06] All right, all right.

[03:04:08] So should I buy- Yeah, yeah, I think-

[03:04:10] Ah!

[03:04:12] I don't know, bro, I can't end it on a loss.

[03:04:14] Maybe do like, on cheaper cases,

[03:04:16] cheaper cases to get a gold, bro.

[03:04:18] You're like 100 cheap cases.

[03:04:20] You just spent- Why are you playing the game?

[03:04:22] Okay, um, let me think.

[03:04:24] All right, all right, let me think let me do it trade up. Oh, is trading up good or do I not have value for that?

[03:04:31] I don't have that value for that

[03:04:32] You can do a trade up sure

[03:04:35] So like would it like would it be good or probably not better than buying those weapons cases?

[03:04:39] I think if you are like you can do it right now

[03:04:41] You can just you can just check it out. You know teach me how to trade up. Yeah

[03:04:44] Yeah, teach me how to trade it up. What do I do just so you can you can do it? Yeah

[03:04:48] I do it. I've never seen anyone do it this way. I'm not even joking though to click on that thing

[03:04:51] Now you add the skins that you want to trade up, but if you select the blue it's only gonna be blues

[03:04:57] So what if I sacrifice a purple?

[03:05:00] Try it

[03:05:02] Your job you only have one you see

[03:05:04] So I can only do blues I can only do blues then yeah because you have 10 blues

[03:05:08] But if I get 10 got it already understand that okay, so it like in in rock it

[03:05:13] You can kind of mix and match I think but in okay

[03:05:15] Yeah, bank, bank.

[03:05:17] Wait, but do you have cases in Rocket League?

[03:05:19] No, no, no.

[03:05:20] They removed them.

[03:05:21] They had them nine years ago,

[03:05:23] but for everyone in the game, they removed them.

[03:05:25] And they also removed trading, by the way.

[03:05:27] No, removing trading is crazy.

[03:05:29] Cases like that, but trading is crazy.

[03:05:31] So like, I have another account with Alpha Boost

[03:05:33] and all items and stuff that are locked there forever.

[03:05:36] So sad.

[03:05:37] So basically, yeah, they just pissed off the community

[03:05:42] for like, ever, I guess.

[03:05:43] Like when I came back into that or like when I came into that game everybody just said

[03:05:48] Felt him to bring back trading the whole time because that he's been pissed at them for like fucking how long

[03:05:54] Like a few years now or five years, but I feel like there was no like steam market

[03:05:59] Like CS is this big steam market and it's like a lot of money in it

[03:06:02] There was no market like that in rock. I think so it wasn't as bad

[03:06:04] But if they happen and see it I mean I would never happen to see it so much money in it

[03:06:07] If it happens yes, it would fuck the whole game, bro

[03:06:10] Yeah, my chance thing to keep the SG keep the SG

[03:06:13] Oh, yeah, oh my god. Yeah, because this one is actually worth quite a bit because you can trade it up to the AK at some point

[03:06:19] You know, we brought you a little soft off. Thank you chat

[03:06:22] How do you shut up the schools the schools as well the schools is from the same one, right?

[03:06:26] How about over the schools the mp7 schools?

[03:06:29] schools

[03:06:30] mp7 schools

[03:06:32] Skulls skulls up left up left school

[03:06:38] Well, actually you can't pronounce this one, but this one is absent deals collection as well

[03:06:42] So you don't want to put in this one too

[03:06:44] Well I have to get, I have to do one of them, right?

[03:06:47] I mean, yeah, that ban Jinxy, if you put one of them in, then you have a 10% chance to actually profit and get something from that, you know?

[03:06:55] So, you just put one ticket in from every, like every item is one ticket

[03:07:01] And you have nine cheap tickets of the cheap case, right? The Jinx and Nightmare

[03:07:06] And if you put in one ticket for the arms and deals, then you have a chance, a 10% chance, to get something really good, you know?

[03:07:13] So then I have a 90% chance of getting shit.

[03:07:17] Yup.

[03:07:17] You can put in all three, and I have a 30% chance, but then it gets, you know, then it gets, I don't know, yeah, I don't know if you should do that.

[03:07:24] Bro, let's just do this, alright?

[03:07:28] Okay.

[03:07:28] Are you guys ready?

[03:07:29] So you want the Glock Dragon to do.

[03:07:31] That would be insane.

[03:07:32] So if I click proceed it's just gonna flash a gun on my screen right? Yeah. Yes

[03:07:39] Boom GG

[03:07:41] Good bad good bad good bad. What does Gigi mean?

[03:07:44] Not great, but listen you can use this skin in game. You want to play you want to play skin

[03:07:49] So you can use this in game for now. Okay now another question. What is the best gun in the game to actually use?

[03:07:56] Okay, right? It's gotta be a lot

[03:07:58] Okay, okay, okay. All right, all this is snipe a jinx. So guys right there. Did I lose or been there?

[03:08:05] I lost thank on that trade. Yeah

[03:08:08] Okay, you know what here's what we're gonna do

[03:08:11] Let me call. Um, I'm gonna call my

[03:08:15] financial

[03:08:16] Advisor really quick and we're gonna come to an agreement or decision

[03:08:28] Let's do three more of the big boys.

[03:08:40] I can't end it on three blues.

[03:08:42] Yo, hi guys, do you financially advise this?

[03:08:44] No, bro, this is a great idea.

[03:08:47] I think you, uh, I'll put the, I'll put the fives.

[03:08:51] Do five more.

[03:08:53] Okay.

[03:08:54] All right, you're my-

[03:08:55] Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.

[03:08:56] What do you think about doing like a hundred like cheaper ones that we have a higher chance of getting a gold?

[03:09:04] Hundred cheaper ones or five big ones. What do we think?

[03:09:07] Can we get a pole?

[03:09:09] Hundred cheaper ones or five big ones?

[03:09:11] Chad, what do we think?

[03:09:13] Both! That's not an option!

[03:09:18] Hundred cheaper ones?

[03:09:20] Why don't you just do equal value to five like five weapons cases in these small cases?

[03:09:26] Oh, hey, what do you think as a you know CS like oh wow pro player. Yeah

[03:09:34] 100 yeah because because from the from the weapon cases like

[03:09:39] No front but leave that to the big dogs. You know what I mean? No, I'm not even saying myself

[03:09:42] I'm just saying like like that really makes no sense only Chinese rich guys do a train wreck stuff that but the like if you

[03:09:49] Get a gold on your screen. It can be something nice. It can be the butterfly that I showed you can be a

[03:09:56] What I'm doing is I'm doing 100 big boy cases.

[03:09:59] High five, you are.

[03:10:02] What the?

[03:10:03] No, you're not.

[03:10:03] So, no.

[03:10:04] It's going to become a month.

[03:10:05] It was one of the other.

[03:10:06] So what we're thinking about doing,

[03:10:08] so here's what we're going to do.

[03:10:09] We're going to release right now, guys.

[03:10:10] It's ultimately released.

[03:10:11] High five, why did you make the option 10 big cases?

[03:10:14] It was five.

[03:10:16] OK, so here's what we're going to do.

[03:10:18] We're going to meet in the middle,

[03:10:19] and we are going to do 50 cheap cases,

[03:10:23] And then three big boys at the end.

[03:10:29] Sure.

[03:10:30] How do we feel about that? Everybody hearing the call, good with that?

[03:10:34] I'm scared that you get nothing though.

[03:10:38] I feel like a hundred cheaper cases, you have a decent chance of getting a gold at least.

[03:10:42] Like kind of fifty-fifty.

[03:10:44] I don't know.

[03:10:45] I sort of want to dip my feet in both ponds here.

[03:10:48] Do you feel it, I'm saying?

[03:10:50] I sort of want to dip my feet in both ponds here.

[03:10:53] I mean, look at chat. I don't know. Loki also said Ron is relaxing. Wait, what?

[03:10:59] What do you mean? Rod is relaxing. I

[03:11:04] Got it. Oh my god. I gotta get off this shit. Um, okay

[03:11:08] So, all right. Okay. He had the widest smile on his face

[03:11:13] All right, so 50 books tonight yesterday. He's addicted

[03:11:17] We're gonna do I buy it. Okay. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna be 50 cheap cases

[03:11:22] And then we're gonna do three big boys at the end

[03:11:29] Okay, hi guys financially, how do you advise this?

[03:11:43] But here's thing cool. No, this is motivation. Come on. Keep it going. Let's go get your legs. Okay

[03:11:48] Well, let's just let's just come through it. What Jesus do you want to do because I don't want you, you know

[03:11:54] Going into just dreams of my hair so you could like so let's I think we I think we what's it called?

[03:12:00] I think we really dip our feet in a lot of pools here

[03:12:03] I think we do a little bit of this a little bit of that maybe a little bit of that a little bit of here a little bit

[03:12:08] Of there a little bit of everywhere and then we close it out with three big boys

[03:12:12] And if all the big boys are blues then I'm deleting this fucking shit scam game and never playing again

[03:12:19] You need never playing again, bro. You open the cases you never even play the game day

[03:12:26] But yeah, never opening cases again, okay, okay check

[03:12:34] Only what should we start with for the cheap ones?

[03:12:40] Do you want gloves or knife you said gloves or a knife?

[03:12:44] Yeah, it's like two different goals like you can get either knives or gloves, you know, I personally

[03:12:52] Chat I mean what do we think loves I don't want to get deep loved out there though

[03:12:56] Yeah, they're already saying to go off. Let's do nice. Let's do nice because I don't want to get

[03:13:02] You can do

[03:13:04] Okay, spectrums are kind of fire. I still have to play chat. I still have to like play

[03:13:08] How much money do you have on steam or high-fives like like I think we have like $500 on steam

[03:13:15] I think I like so anybody that's thinking about hacking me like it's pointless browns 500 bucks

[03:13:23] Only what's the 24 hour max oh you can hear you by the way high-fives you're in the 2k. Yeah, we can do it

[03:13:28] It's like 2k ish

[03:13:31] Okay, we're running up close to that then if we get yeah if we get

[03:13:38] Wow, we're already close. Okay, so then let's do things scratch the weapon cases. I'm not gonna lie

[03:13:44] Yeah, I just do all small. Yeah, because Jason you can do some slightly more expensive cases instead of doing these big ones like chat

[03:13:50] The big ones it's just gonna be three blues. I'm not gonna lie like we've seen it so many times

[03:13:56] You can actually get a goal tonight

[03:13:58] How about one big boy in the rest little ones? I really like sure sure buy some gammas

[03:14:04] Tell you tell have us to buy some gammas

[03:14:06] Gamas, Gamas, Gamas, Gamas?

[03:14:08] Yeah, you can get, do you see a Karambit emerald from that?

[03:14:13] Karambit is the, wait, so is Karambit like a type of knife

[03:14:16] or what it like?

[03:14:19] Do you know what it is?

[03:14:20] Yes, yes, it's one of the nicest ones.

[03:14:22] Loki, you should check which one is the one for you.

[03:14:23] It's Butterfly, Butter, like Karambit Butterfly,

[03:14:27] is that a knife or is it Butterfly?

[03:14:29] The one, oh, I'm gonna show you the staffer.

[03:14:31] Or it's the one where it kind of looks like tweet,

[03:14:32] like a wrench sort of.

[03:14:35] Yeah, yeah

[03:14:38] Just gamma one doesn't matter

[03:14:41] same one, yeah

[03:14:47] And then wrote to my first goal come on chat

[03:14:51] You could do revolver cases, but all the case you have the chance to see to get a one

[03:14:58] Million dollar knife from the revolver case. Yeah, but

[03:15:01] But yeah, that's like really unlikely, you know?

[03:15:06] I get a $1 million case, ONA, I'll fuck you in the ass, bro.

[03:15:09] I'm being serious.

[03:15:10] Yo, let's get a couple of revolvers for sure.

[03:15:13] Couple of revolvers, we need a couple of revolvers.

[03:15:15] Yeah, okay.

[03:15:16] Couple of revolvers for sure, you said.

[03:15:18] Oh, yeah, what skin does work that much?

[03:15:21] The Kramat K-3S7 blue gem, bro.

[03:15:23] In fact, you knew.

[03:15:23] Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay.

[03:15:26] It had an awful once for 1.5 million.

[03:15:28] That was before Crash.

[03:15:29] You want to hit the smaller ones and then the big one at the end?

[03:15:32] Big one at the end, yeah, big one at the end.

[03:15:35] Onee, did you know I had the number one Dime-Gen for a while?

[03:15:37] I didn't even know it was the number one one, but I had it for a while.

[03:15:39] Number one what?

[03:15:40] The Dime-Gen, I don't know, people are like non-believers to the Dime-Gen, but yeah, I had it for a while.

[03:15:45] Dr. Onee, how many gamblers does this highbass ask him?

[03:15:51] I mean, I don't know the funds, but I would say it says my Steam wallet 50 bucks, I'm not gonna lie.

[03:15:56] Are you sure you have 500?

[03:15:58] We could get 500 we could get 500 okay check um, I would say like I don't know like like I don't know how many you

[03:16:04] Want to do like 15 maybe 15 15?

[03:16:07] How much we got to load up the steam water dear?

[03:16:09] 53 bucks is not gonna get us to go around we got to know this shit

[03:16:17] That's insane

[03:16:27] Shit fucking game, I get a goat

[03:16:31] lost

[03:16:33] Like I'm gonna get a gold then I'm gonna go into a public match and drop 35 fucking kills in my first game

[03:16:40] I don't know what's more like you bro the 30 kills

[03:16:43] Yo, oh, hey, yo, bro. All right. All right, so I'm gonna get five kills wait another question

[03:16:49] Can I go right into ranked do I gotta like play casual? I

[03:16:52] I don't know, I don't know.

[03:16:54] Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

[03:16:56] I missed a strobe.

[03:16:58] What? Did you leak? Of course you did.

[03:17:00] Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

[03:17:02] I don't think so.

[03:17:04] Hi Vice. Like, I, like, is your account like, you can ask

[03:17:06] Can you play Prime?

[03:17:08] I don't think so.

[03:17:10] Are we good?

[03:17:12] I think we're good. I think we're good.

[03:17:14] We're good. We're good. We're good.

[03:17:16] I'm just saying that we're good. We're good.

[03:17:18] Okay, but I will say this, the address on my stream is like

[03:17:20] like all the shit so if you make that aside kids oh my god but if you know what

[03:17:27] they go back it's alright fucking out of town yeah the address on my scheme is

[03:17:33] like oh it's always scary I swear like this is the one thing about streaming

[03:17:41] CS pro like they used to be exploits shing see what people likes what do you

[03:17:46] have us. Yeah, so they used to be they used to be exploiting see like people

[03:17:54] first time playing CS they boot up the game bro and then there was exploits we

[03:17:59] they can just get your IP I'm not joking bro and then they just hit you they

[03:18:03] are they just hit streamers offline then the people buy a fucking item on on

[03:18:07] steam boom the address gets leaked bro it's the most cancel game to stream I'm

[03:18:10] not joking now it's a little bit better but the stream thing is still real

[03:18:14] and right now exploits I think we're kind of chilling but up until recently was

[03:18:20] yeah here's the other thing on a like the um what I don't understand is what

[03:18:28] is the whole thing with Valorant like if Valorant kind of just like like a

[03:18:33] ripoff of CS yes why like why is Valorant popular though like is there

[03:18:38] Is it because the anti-cheat is better?

[03:18:41] Bro, yes, yes, but it's well, it's well, it's, it's, it's, it's more, like, it's a little bit more casual, like, you hop in, boom, and it's got abilities, flashy abilities, like, CS is a little bit more like rough, you know, like a lot more rough.

[03:18:59] Yeah.

[03:18:59] Like, and some people, they prefer that, some people prefer that, you know.

[03:19:03] Do you want to load up or do you want to open and then load up again and then open?

[03:19:06] I think we just load it all up and then do a big case over it.

[03:19:09] Yeah, for sure.

[03:19:11] Load it up one at a time.

[03:19:14] Then just buy some fracture cases?

[03:19:15] I don't know, like 20 fracture cases?

[03:19:18] What other cases do you think?

[03:19:19] Wait, Havas, why don't you just join the Discord call the way you can hear Oney?

[03:19:22] Wait, yeah.

[03:19:23] Are you stupid?

[03:19:24] Yeah.

[03:19:25] Let's go.

[03:19:26] I'm being bad people.

[03:19:27] Alright, a new call, a new call.

[03:19:28] Okay, okay.

[03:19:29] I'm happy with that.

[03:19:30] Okay.

[03:19:31] Oney, have you ever met Havas?

[03:19:34] I have a message with him but not talk no I think no

[03:19:41] Covered, he already is there is

[03:19:44] Okay, I'm nice

[03:19:46] And how are you? What's good?

[03:19:49] Jinx is after he ever talked now right? Just just mess no, yeah, just not to be in chat

[03:19:54] Well, you're on your shit. I was after clapping up. I'm not gonna lie like I'm also streaming right and sometimes like bro

[03:19:59] Like you're goaded bro like you just message everyone like yo man. She's doing like Jinxie is gonna do this

[03:20:05] You want to join like yeah, I swear you got it. You got a great man right there. I'm a joke. Yes, bro. Yeah, yeah

[03:20:11] That's sick. Um, okay fracture

[03:20:15] Yeah, oh, yeah, okay. We're just filling out the

[03:20:18] could be uh the

[03:20:21] The shopping cart right now. What else should we get we got gammas we got

[03:20:25] Some fractures I would say and then let's just top it off with I would say some revolvers

[03:20:33] Okay, I'm gonna still do one big way out of the end still do one big way

[03:20:43] Tonight's the night dude seriously if we don't get a go bro, uh fuck

[03:20:48] Like tonight is the night job

[03:20:50] Yeah, how many fractionate you want?

[03:20:52] We think I don't know bro. I'm not I'm not keeping track of the number. I'm scared that we're hitting the max

[03:21:05] Wait for the max you can spend a day it's 2k is that like that's not illegal

[03:21:12] No, no, no, no, there's no way there's no way to spend more

[03:21:15] I remember people like trying to message like valve and stuff. Yo, please up my limit like

[03:21:20] Hell no, no, it's always too quick, but people some people they're like so they need to get the gold

[03:21:27] I'm scared that you're gonna be one of those guys. They're just out of this, you know

[03:21:30] No, no, I'm not gonna be one of those guys. No, no, I'm not gonna be one of those guys

[03:21:37] Bro, the thing is um, I don't get addicted to stuff bro. You know what I'm saying?

[03:21:42] I'm very good at quitting like I got addicted to goonin quit that

[03:21:45] um

[03:21:47] Got addicted to FIFA facts quick that got addicted

[03:21:53] What the fuck did you say?

[03:21:56] The big hit the babe sometimes doing a region so no yes, so this is like

[03:22:01] This is like a six year like inside job

[03:22:05] I've never baked well the last time I've been in high school my chat thinks because listen

[03:22:10] I have a small bladder in turn small penis

[03:22:12] I go to the bathroom probably every 30 40 minutes. I drink a lot of water you can see here

[03:22:17] I got a bunch of water bottles on my desk and my chat basically thinks every time I leave my setup I vape

[03:22:22] Which it's just bullshit, bro. Don't believe that you believe it's propaganda

[03:22:27] Check wait you say I actually have a question, bro. I wish you were at the miss a BC man, bro

[03:22:32] Yeah, I was gonna go and I know I actually wanted to meet you man. I was gonna go, but I

[03:22:37] Um, I just got a stomach ache on like the roll we would have went with some beers with teeth

[03:22:43] You're a myth room of sick. I swear, dude. I actually said it. I kind of wanted to grab your ass next time next time

[03:22:48] Bro, but I actually have a question

[03:22:50] How can I ever meet you bro? Like is there ever a way cuz I feel like neither of us leave our room, bro

[03:22:56] Yeah, that's the thing bro. Like I don't know. I'm rarely in America, you know, and you're probably have you ever been to Europe?

[03:23:01] I've been to Europe one time in England last year. That's it. That's it

[03:23:05] After the charity thing the match yes

[03:23:08] Bro wait wait

[03:23:10] Did you get invited or no? Well?

[03:23:12] No, no, no, no

[03:23:15] Bro that would be

[03:23:18] Football

[03:23:29] Bro only I'm not gonna lie like I don't watch I don't understand CS

[03:23:32] I don't watch CS, but bro like sometimes if I'm bored I'll watch your streams, bro

[03:23:37] And you just make the game really entertaining bro like I see a lot of your clips to over the years

[03:23:43] Thank you, bro. Wait, but I do have a question though. I do have a question

[03:23:47] Because bro, did you use to and please be honest, bro

[03:23:51] But you just showed your water bottles, right like how you're checking some water bottles and you have to tell it

[03:23:55] But did you use to like chuck a chuck of beer and stuff like before stream?

[03:23:59] May well like sipping a beer. No, that's why

[03:24:07] So yeah, I used to do drunk streams a lot

[03:24:12] 2024 a little bit of 2025 a little bit of 2026, but I don't know I don't drink

[03:24:17] Okay, literally this is bad timing cuz like yesterday. I was hammered but uh, no like I now I do drunk streams chat

[03:24:25] What do y'all think once every two months three months, bro, but yeah, great

[03:24:29] It used to be bad, it used to be bad.

[03:24:32] Okay, so you got a lot of seeding.

[03:24:34] Bro, there was not a bottle of water right next to you.

[03:24:36] That was always like a little, like some percentage, bro.

[03:24:39] That's insane.

[03:24:40] Yeah, yeah, I used to do that.

[03:24:42] I'm good to go in the water, bro.

[03:24:43] That's good.

[03:24:43] Yes, I'm on the water.

[03:24:44] I'm not gonna do that.

[03:24:45] How many big boys do you want?

[03:24:47] How many of you got that on the budget?

[03:24:49] Um, um.

[03:24:51] Cause we got right, what do we got right now?

[03:24:52] We got revolvers, gammas, what else?

[03:24:55] Anything else?

[03:24:57] We got,

[03:24:59] oh fractures or no right or no yeah it's very fractured spirit revolvers revolvers fractures

[03:25:05] gamma spits away and they're cold we're getting a gold we're getting a gold this city is not

[03:25:11] manifesting yeah in total right now it's it's around 1400 right now okay but we have all the

[03:25:18] keys mm-hmm okay so we loaded up with what the rest maybe more of the revolvers and then we

[03:25:27] What the big one yeah, I like that one big one one big one and then revolve us I guess

[03:25:32] Or maybe chat has some like I don't know you can buy one big one and then maybe the chat has some

[03:25:38] Where is the hundred total each one we are just do we're spending the rest so we have I think like

[03:25:43] $900 left so spending it all the rest right now, but we're gonna be able to do

[03:25:47] a lot of them are saying chroma chroma. I think fever is a good shout like I'm not even joking

[03:26:03] because it's like you have some clean knives in there. Ask One for fent.

[03:26:11] Uh

[03:26:14] Winners the kid pop it out

[03:26:16] Okay

[03:26:18] No, we think

[03:26:21] Some fevers for sure

[03:26:22] Here's have us. Can you put up the clip at a Mac Ted incident, please? I got it. I'm tired of this shit

[03:26:29] I'm no clip bro. There is no clip bro. Oh, hey, it's all they're saying and you didn't say what it is

[03:26:33] Can we just get all because I'm trying to get through it

[03:26:36] No, bro, we just gotta get through it like busy bad like is it bad?

[03:26:42] Bro, I just want to talk about it. Like it's one moment. This is happened and it is what it is like

[03:26:47] But there's no clip or something. I'm as I execute on it. So thanks

[03:26:52] It like

[03:26:54] Yeah, just okay. Look, I can't sit in this call comfortably

[03:26:58] It is the whole chat and saying max sentence of them for an hour, and we don't know what it is

[03:27:03] We have to know what this is brown

[03:27:05] Roll your- what are you- you're a pro?

[03:27:08] Nah bro, I'm going to the toilet, I'm not even joking.

[03:27:10] Okay, I'll be right back.

[03:27:11] Alright, okay, okay.

[03:27:12] Oh!

[03:27:13] Okay.

[03:27:14] OniPixel cannot escape his demons.

[03:27:16] His old MacTank.

[03:27:17] Total fire.

[03:27:18] Hey! Hey! I saw that!

[03:27:19] Oni is the counter-strike streamer that everybody loves.

[03:27:22] And mostly for his humor.

[03:27:24] It's an axis in the one-two-three.

[03:27:25] What is he going to do?

[03:27:26] Stop painting?

[03:27:29] And his dedication.

[03:27:30] Yeah, this guy is hilarious.

[03:27:32] To the hobby.

[03:27:33] Even so, there is one blunder that this community refuses to let Oni forget, the tragedy of his

[03:27:43] previous Mac 10.

[03:27:53] Long story short, Oni sold his heat Mac 10 with 4 reason hollows back in 2019 for $3,300.

[03:28:00] Not a bad cash out you might say, but the price would eventually skyrocket well into

[03:28:05] the tens of thousands and no one will let him live that day.

[03:28:09] Not even the official ESL account.

[03:28:12] Brother, I sold it for a fair slash good price back in the day.

[03:28:17] Why the f**k do you?

[03:28:19] Why the f**k did you buy?

[03:28:22] Why the f**k?

[03:28:23] I tried to own a big store, I want to see a cheap store.

[03:28:28] Oh

[03:28:33] If you would have just held it would have been worth tens of thousands leading for his fans

[03:28:36] Just drop it and move on for years

[03:28:39] But this is the course of the exact

[03:28:42] Despite the fact that only can probably afford any skin

[03:28:44] He wants right now it's listed on the Chinese market for $120,000 said Celeste on my chat, thanks

[03:28:51] The Mac 10 he sold for $3,300

[03:28:55] Yes

[03:28:58] $20,000

[03:29:00] No, oh my god

[03:29:02] Oh, hey you back from the bathroom yet?

[03:29:07] I'm just here secure the big boy. Okay, I'm the funniest shit. I've ever heard. I'm not even gonna lie that it's fucking funny

[03:29:16] Bro, oh my god

[03:29:18] So if he would have just held bro, that's why you gotta always hold

[03:29:22] He's a white white sale. Oh, you're back. What are you back?

[03:29:25] What are you talking about bro?

[03:29:27] No, welcome back, welcome back. We didn't look at it up.

[03:29:29] You want one big block or...

[03:29:31] I mean, do you want two?

[03:29:33] Let's do...

[03:29:35] Let's do...

[03:29:37] Let's do two.

[03:29:38] How many possible? You heard? You heard?

[03:29:40] Yeah, let's do two.

[03:29:42] Two?

[03:29:43] Yeah, I didn't look at it up, bro.

[03:29:45] I looked it up later, bro.

[03:29:47] I'm gonna be respectful, bro.

[03:29:49] I appreciate that, actually.

[03:29:51] Hey, imagine you get a gold though, bro.

[03:29:53] That would be insane. I don't know of many people, if any, who got gold on their first time playing CS.

[03:29:58] Yeah, yeah. So, hi guys, what is our total expenditures here after this opening?

[03:30:04] Well, this just added...

[03:30:07] Currently we're at, without the weapons case, 1400. Around there.

[03:30:13] So this will add 500 to that.

[03:30:17] Jesus.

[03:30:18] So we're at 1900.

[03:30:20] I don't even open case anymore like that that to me like I feel like now I've

[03:30:27] cleansed my mind like now I understand like how stupid this is and how much

[03:30:31] like stupid money this is to open case like don't get in this zone where it's

[03:30:35] like gold gold gold and all you think about be careful Jinx I'm gonna be

[03:30:39] honest like I'm in the center of that fucking zone right now like I don't

[03:30:42] know yeah but at least we'll limit thank God there's a limit wow make sure

[03:30:47] you have the keys before you hit the limit that way you can buy this I

[03:30:49] I know, that's what I'm doing right now.

[03:30:51] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:30:51] Rotate, God, this is like a piece.

[03:30:54] Yo, Hivas, you just have to keep him in check a little bit, because the problem gets real bad.

[03:30:58] Like, I know if like streamers like boom, they open some cases.

[03:31:01] But once you start opening cases off stream and just like, okay, like one case, boom.

[03:31:05] One more gold, bro. Then it's like chopped, chopped.

[03:31:08] And again, that's why chat, you should never open cases, bro.

[03:31:10] Let the streamers do it.

[03:31:11] Let us get fucked and you just enjoy a little bit of that.

[03:31:13] But don't open cases.

[03:31:14] If you want to skin, buy the skin, maybe.

[03:31:16] Or save up for it.

[03:31:18] um or just use default skins for put some nice stickers on you can make some nice cheap crafts

[03:31:22] you saw the booby craft that i had that's not expensive you can get out of that for

[03:31:25] just a couple of bucks you don't have to get you know to get the high of opening a case like

[03:31:30] it's it's it's bad okay jim see the rest of the money is just gonna be cheaper why'd you sell

[03:31:35] a mac 10 yo did you look it up or what you said you didn't no i didn't wait i didn't say anything

[03:31:42] what you're hearing bro nobody said no I'm sorry it was you saw for a good

[03:31:51] price at a time bro okay I'm sorry I'm sorry hi are we ready to go are we

[03:32:05] ready to roll yes so yeah it is time to get a goal right now it is time to get a

[03:32:18] fucking goal okay how many individual cases do we have two of the big boys

[03:32:27] 15 15 15 with like what 16?

[03:32:32] We got computers with the chat.

[03:32:35] Something like Goldimote.

[03:32:36] Yeah, keep typing back.

[03:32:36] Yeah, keep typing.

[03:32:38] That's good.

[03:32:39] OK, that's what you're good.

[03:32:41] OK, you're doing it good.

[03:32:42] Well, can I show or no?

[03:32:44] Can I show or no?

[03:32:44] Yes, you're good.

[03:32:45] Jack. Yes, yes, yes.

[03:32:47] Keep talking.

[03:32:47] Oh, look, look, look, look, look.

[03:32:49] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, OK.

[03:32:53] Oh, no.

[03:32:55] Everybody take a deep breath in, bro.

[03:32:56] Bye, we're gonna do the big boys last what should we start off with what should we start off with switch? Are you locked?

[03:33:02] I'm locked, but I'm locked. Okay. What should we do?

[03:33:05] It's the good luck John here, but like we need to say

[03:33:12] We're gonna go fever guys. All right, let's just have one little that's the new that's the newest case

[03:33:17] You can get some really nice shit from that. Yeah, I can get right here. I

[03:33:21] Can send you'd like again? I'm asking click the link boom like it shows you what you can get

[03:33:25] And you get some real spicy ones here. Wait, did they change the gold logo? Yes, it's so ugly

[03:33:31] Yeah, I missed the old one. Yeah, that doesn't look like the old one

[03:33:35] Right, it's so ass the one in your child the old one. Yeah, yeah, so bad

[03:33:39] But yeah, Jinx see the rats also here are good the rats are nowadays always good

[03:33:43] Why because you can trade them up to golds, right and look at those nights check this out

[03:33:46] This is a nice that you haven't seen before

[03:33:51] Yo, bro

[03:33:55] how do you say rats you are actually not allowed to say it rats rats rats the rats

[03:34:02] rats okay maybe my German has pronouncing wrong sorry but look check this out you

[03:34:09] have the skeleton knife fucking sapphire bro which is absolutely insane like

[03:34:14] skeleton knife boom that's the one that you want you see the one with the hole

[03:34:17] in the middle the many holes wait are you in my screen chair on it are you

[03:34:19] in my screen chair oh wait I was watching a twitch on the delay my

[03:34:22] okay so like the skeleton tiger tooth or Doppler that's what you want Doppler

[03:34:29] what okay and how about you can also inspect it if you click on the like on

[03:34:32] the plus on the thing you know yes all of these are only gonna be in gold so

[03:34:36] this is only goals like if it yeah okay you will yeah if you see a goal pop up

[03:34:41] you can get any of these oh my god look at the sapphire inspect the sapphire

[03:34:44] the way. Jinx, are you red or blue type guy? Red or blue? Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue.

[03:34:49] Look at that. Boom. That is sexy. How much is this? A thousand? A thousand.

[03:34:57] Alright, come back down. Come back down. It's actually quite cheaper because of the

[03:35:01] Minecraft. It's like 1.7. Oh, really? Yeah. That's how you see it.

[03:35:06] Alright, once let's do this. It's kind of a steal for how nice it is looking.

[03:35:11] Let's just let's get into it. Let's get into it. All right, we are getting a gold right now

[03:35:18] Imagine

[03:35:24] Don't imagine your first case of the big one

[03:35:27] Okay, wait, so what are you always check the pattern thing?

[03:35:32] No, no, you don't have to hear you. Oh, it has a nice load. I mean

[03:35:35] wait nerds they do want to check but because look at the number right you

[03:35:40] can have something like 0.0001 and then it's worth it can be worth

[03:35:43] thousands if it's like the number one but this is far from it

[03:35:48] 660 you said the good one right 661 yeah that yeah like I got an edge then

[03:35:56] right I mean not really because you can't get a scar cut and in this case you

[03:36:00] know what I mean yeah okay got it got it got it like six six one only Matt us

[03:36:04] on that AK gold gold gold ginsi ginsi oh but only it's not coming like like

[03:36:14] like like oh yeah yeah you say no no no you see gold and it's dying down and I

[03:36:21] can look ahead the next two are blues all right this whole call this whole

[03:36:27] call we say gold gold gold once this fucking case that's been all right

[03:36:30] AY!

[03:36:31] High-five, YouTube, bro!

[03:36:32] Please.

[03:36:32] High-five, bro!

[03:36:33] Have a definite shot, here.

[03:36:34] AY!

[03:36:36] Here we go.

[03:36:38] Go!

[03:36:39] Go!

[03:36:40] Go!

[03:36:41] Go!

[03:36:42] Go!

[03:36:43] Go!

[03:36:44] Oh, Jesus!

[03:36:45] That's Cabrera's pistol, that kind of...

[03:36:48] Yo.

[03:36:48] Back to back, yo!

[03:36:49] Back to back.

[03:36:50] Throw a meat pack!

[03:36:50] Meat pack!

[03:36:51] I can't put my nuts on my...

[03:36:53] Throw a meat pack!

[03:36:54] Do you have many of those, yes you can, why not?

[03:36:57] I can't...I may be...maybe if we get...

[03:36:58] Back to back!

[03:36:59] If we get separate!

[03:37:30] I

[03:37:44] Fevers aren't hitting we're gonna switch it up hit him or the revolver

[03:38:00] Yeah, that was so ugly

[03:38:04] Yeah, they get creative things to open back. Yeah, I tongue-packed on back for that

[03:38:08] Yeah.

[03:38:10] Classic.

[03:38:14] That's a goal, bro. That's a goal.

[03:38:16] Goal! Goal! Goal!

[03:38:18] Goal! Goal!

[03:38:20] Come on. I'm not broke.

[03:38:22] Another blue. Another blue.

[03:38:24] God damn it. Have I only got blue?

[03:38:26] One purple, one purple.

[03:38:28] You can check if you scroll down.

[03:38:30] Low-key I want to see if you've only got blue.

[03:38:32] You got the space chat or whatever.

[03:38:34] Like, scroll all the way down.

[03:38:36] Okay

[03:38:44] There you go, boom it's all blues

[03:38:48] It's literally just blues

[03:38:50] Yeah, do not bring a dime. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're opening you're opening revolver. Yeah

[03:38:56] We're switching fine. That's fine. He wants to be right. We're sprinkling it. We're sprinkling them. We're sprinkling them

[03:39:01] Hi guys, you're a veteran though.

[03:39:04] Yo, Jynxie, you're a head moderator, Hi-Vice, bro.

[03:39:07] Yo, Hi-Vice.

[03:39:08] Bro, he's like your number one fan all day.

[03:39:09] He's like your number one fan.

[03:39:10] Yeah, he's a stats track.

[03:39:11] Hi-Vice, I appreciate that.

[03:39:12] I love him.

[03:39:13] Yeah.

[03:39:14] Go!

[03:39:15] Go!

[03:39:16] Go!

[03:39:17] Go!

[03:39:18] Go!

[03:39:19] Go!

[03:39:20] Go!

[03:39:21] Go!

[03:39:22] Go!

[03:39:23] Go!

[03:39:24] Go!

[03:39:25] Go!

[03:39:26] Go!

[03:39:27] Go!

[03:39:28] Go!

[03:39:29] Go!

[03:39:30] Go!

[03:39:31] ever okay yo stat tracker is crazy bro step track bro I've never heard someone say stat

[03:39:38] tracker that sounds so newbie bro I personally like you that's fine somehow somehow boom right

[03:39:48] there that's not you back Jack only he doesn't look he's not like oh I don't see it like fuck

[03:40:00] You have to envision it okay, we should do gammas Rayford first look later

[03:40:12] Okay, that's good

[03:40:15] But can see me a nice good come on skeleton software right there boom

[03:40:21] Now jakesy don't feel too bad cuz either these are the cheapest cases. Yeah, okay

[03:40:25] This is like 15 bucks.

[03:40:27] Okay, yeah, you're 100% right, have us.

[03:40:29] Thank you. Creep team motivated, yeah.

[03:40:31] That's good, that's good. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[03:40:33] All XPS blues, I'm not gonna lie now.

[03:40:35] We see some puppets, great up to a great 10-11, then it goes.

[03:40:37] Oh.

[03:40:39] How's that not MP7?

[03:40:41] What? Oh, I guess that's...

[03:40:43] It's not nice, I've never even seen this game.

[03:40:45] MP7 exists as well.

[03:40:47] Yo, all blues so far, I'm keeping track.

[03:40:49] All blues, Shinzi. All blues.

[03:40:51] Okay, okay.

[03:40:53] the guy that leads CS as a winner go right now, right now.

[03:40:55] The only guy I ever owned in-

[03:40:56] BAM BAM BAM BAM!

[03:40:58] Oh my god!

[03:40:59] B90, that's dog's gun!

[03:41:01] You broke the curse.

[03:41:03] Check the where, check the where.

[03:41:04] Well, check the where, I might be FACNU.

[03:41:05] Wait, wait.

[03:41:07] FACNU, FACNU, FACNU.

[03:41:08] Minware, Minware.

[03:41:09] Minware.

[03:41:10] So, Jinx, do you see the number down there?

[03:41:12] Where?

[03:41:12] Rating 0.12.

[03:41:14] Yes.

[03:41:14] So, you want this below 0.07.

[03:41:17] Because then it becomes FACNU, you understand?

[03:41:20] Got it.

[03:41:20] from zero to point to seven fact new and that you know you have like ranges so

[03:41:25] it's kind of like a used car versus a new car sort of yeah like with miles yeah

[03:41:29] got it okay got it got it got it makes perfect sense bro come on I'm so fucking

[03:41:36] horny come on gold gold gold now come on we saw a pink we saw a pink that's a

[03:41:43] good sign you're like four of these

[03:41:49] All right, all right, all right, so only check the wear on like pervals basically

[03:41:56] Yo, look at open cases made in a long time. I made a second place, but when they are in Germany right now, come on

[03:42:01] Go go go go go go

[03:42:10] Come on, it's right there for me to grab it. I don't need to grab it. I've seen it. I'm getting edged

[03:42:45] I

[03:42:51] Yo, I've seen the red I seen the red I actually almost came in my pants just

[03:42:58] Almost came in my pants just from seeing it. I'm not kidding

[03:43:03] I'm jealous right now, but I remember my first time I'm not even

[03:43:09] Please come on

[03:43:11] Come on

[03:43:13] They can't see a gold right you only see if you get it

[03:43:17] It used to be a case

[03:43:19] It's used to be a case

[03:43:22] Just be the case where they can actually with the gold where people like they were one of the gold

[03:43:28] But nowadays you can when you see the gold you get together

[03:43:32] Yeah

[03:43:34] That was a little bit too far already for the revolvers already for the revolvers

[03:43:38] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It gets to be this one, right? 1.5 million dollar carambit blue jam. Do you want to see it real quick?

[03:43:56] So again, it's the same shit jinx you remember the AK that I showed you the AK case hardened right like the 661 you remember that yes

[03:44:04] Okay, well

[03:44:05] Why is this shit not working again?

[03:44:08] Boom. So this is like any normal carambit case on. Yeah, it's the same skin case on and again

[03:44:14] You can get a lot of different patterns on this. Now. Let me show you the

[03:44:20] Craziest one this is pattern 387 only one of them. Yes, that's the pattern that you're aiming for wait

[03:44:30] Don't know why though

[03:44:35] What does Shaisa mean?

[03:44:38] Guess what it means.

[03:44:40] Shit, right? Shit, shit.

[03:44:43] Yes, bro.

[03:44:44] Can you upload that to anything?

[03:44:48] Technically, yeah.

[03:44:49] Yo, GenC, why is this not working, bro?

[03:44:51] Hi, guys.

[03:44:52] Hi, guys.

[03:44:53] How's it going?

[03:44:55] I'll show you a picture.

[03:44:58] Karambit, K-7, K-7.

[03:45:00] Look at this.

[03:45:01] Check this out.

[03:45:02] On this one Jinxie the whole play side is blue. You see that all blue. Okay? I'm all

[03:45:11] Absolutely gonna come

[03:45:15] And Jinxie I'll show you one thing right you can you see my like you can see my desktop right everything everything like if you

[03:45:20] Pull up like literally whatever. I'll see it Jinxie. Look at this. This is how skins are born

[03:45:26] When you unbox the skin the case on it basically gets punched out

[03:45:30] out from here. So imagine like your carambit that you unboxed, it can be anywhere on this

[03:45:39] on you see like you know what I mean? It can be here in the middle of the blue and that's

[03:45:43] how you get the max blue like that's why all of them are so golden because it's majority

[03:45:49] yes because most of it is golden and look at this. This is the scar right here from

[03:45:53] the AK Scarparton. You see that? That is you can also get I think it's what the

[03:45:59] That is so fucking insane. This image is from 2014.

[03:46:09] Here, this one. Look at this. And that's why, Jinxie, you can get like the same things from the AK on the knife as well.

[03:46:17] You see this? This is the same scar from the AK that I showed you. You see?

[03:46:21] I'm gonna die, bro. Wow.

[03:46:24] It all makes sense. So it's like one big canvas and the rarest shit is the hardest to get bro

[03:46:31] I

[03:46:32] Understand that's why it's majority go to it because look at all that so it's like a big canvas. Wow

[03:46:38] Yep, literally. All right. It's time. Oh my god. Okay. All right. All right

[03:46:44] Okay, okay. Here we go. It's time

[03:46:47] I feel like now it's gonna give it to you because now you understand, you know

[03:46:50] This game doesn't give it to anybody though.

[03:46:52] They give it to- Here we go, GenC, check this out!

[03:46:54] Karambit K-Son, right now, 387!

[03:46:56] AHHHH!

[03:46:57] Oh my god, did you see that?

[03:46:59] One of the pink! One of the pink!

[03:47:01] So there's- Okay, so it's blue, purple, pink, red, gold, right?

[03:47:07] Yes!

[03:47:08] Okay.

[03:47:09] Exactly.

[03:47:10] I'm too locked in.

[03:47:11] Yeah, okay, I have blue, purple, purple.

[03:47:13] Okay.

[03:47:14] Yeah, this is bad. This is-

[03:47:16] You feel that? You feel that? I think this is the one.

[03:47:18] Hold on.

[03:47:19] Wait, what do you mean like are you a rat or have to I'm fully erect. I think this is the one

[03:47:28] Come on

[03:47:36] This is really good, I love the energy in this call guys

[03:47:44] Come on, we need to see a red again, we haven't seen a red in a bit a pink all right anything

[03:47:49] track little track little track the more blues the better because then it's gonna

[03:47:53] give us something good any of that works yeah exactly exactly here we go

[03:47:58] come on jakey come on jakey that's all pink that's a good time yes yes now we have the pink jakey

[03:48:05] oh bro see bro these are good these are only a dollar bro I gotta be more

[03:48:10] these are good uh we have us how much in a race

[03:48:17] I believe you can check I mean that doesn't leak anything right he just checks I check right now

[03:48:22] It's 350 row a euro so like four euros bro four years

[03:48:25] They used to be three cents Jinzy like when I opened a lot of them now they're full fucking euros

[03:48:37] Lot of things lot of things lot of other campaigns

[03:48:41] Okay, let's take a tech line check the

[03:48:44] battle scar battle scar oh

[03:48:46] I mean you can do trade-ups after

[03:48:48] It's battle scarred the worst thing you could get

[03:48:50] Yeah, okay

[03:48:52] And you got like

[03:48:54] Okay after this

[03:48:56] Go, go, go, go, go, go

[03:48:58] Go, go, go, go, go, go

[03:49:00] No, Gabe

[03:49:02] Why do we see the puppets?

[03:49:04] I don't mean to call them bad news

[03:49:06] but Ron did just get a nice

[03:49:08] You're trolling

[03:49:10] The fuck did you just say to me?

[03:49:12] Again?

[03:49:14] Did he actually get a knife?

[03:49:16] Yeah.

[03:49:18] Fuck!

[03:49:20] How? What case? What case?

[03:49:22] No, no, no, that's just right bro.

[03:49:24] What case is hot? What case is hot right now?

[03:49:26] Back to the stream, he's showing it.

[03:49:28] Oh, he missed it again.

[03:49:30] Oh, just...

[03:49:32] Oh, bro.

[03:49:34] That's clean too, the paint.

[03:49:36] That's so good.

[03:49:38] I'll show you.

[03:49:40] How much is the case worth?

[03:49:42] The knife, the knife!

[03:49:44] The knife is probably where you change.

[03:49:48] It's a face 2, because it's pink.

[03:49:51] It's 1.3k right now.

[03:49:54] In euros, so 1.5.

[03:49:56] Wait, are we fucking dead ass?

[03:49:58] We're being dead ass.

[03:50:00] There's not any traded up!

[03:50:03] That's different then.

[03:50:05] You're guaranteed a gold if you trade.

[03:50:07] If you buy 5 reds, you can get a gold at any day.

[03:50:11] but that's a story from that's a story from another day come on give em a

[03:50:16] gold give em a gold this is the real way to open imagine you get the first

[03:50:19] good boy in such a straight up it's fucking unbucked there it is

[03:50:24] what do you mean there it is? what do you mean there it is? what do you mean the same shit that I say?

[03:50:26] it's only blues

[03:50:29] fuck

[03:50:31] there it is are you kidding me

[03:50:34] it's blues

[03:50:36] it's like a sleeve of blues

[03:50:38] This may be okay, so no jim jokin run just gotta go down. Jesus is done

[03:50:45] Know what it is bro. We're not putting the right key in the right case, bro. That's what it is

[03:50:50] That's what it is. You gotta pick the right key, bro. Okay

[03:50:53] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's the right key dude? Oh, whoa. Oh, man. We're going. Oh gee ways, bro

[03:51:00] Case one key one classic. Yeah, I used to I always go one one row. You know what I mean?

[03:51:04] I don't know just like on one, but that's

[03:51:06] What if it's like the third key? What if the third key was right there?

[03:51:10] Yeah, I don't know.

[03:51:12] Here we go. Jinxie? Jinxie? Jinxie! Jinxie, go!

[03:51:16] I'm sorry.

[03:51:17] Jinxie, I will quick open something.

[03:51:19] I don't think you need to go.

[03:51:21] I don't think you need to go.

[03:51:23] Jinxie, you need to quick open.

[03:51:25] What is the quick open? What the fuck is the quick open?

[03:51:27] Oh, oh, oh.

[03:51:29] Now we're going to get the, now we're going to get the zero.

[03:51:31] So this is when you have like little time or too much money.

[03:51:35] So Jinxie, I hope we don't get a gold on this

[03:51:39] because it will ruin your edge, it will ruin everything.

[03:51:42] But open a case, and while it's spinning, press escape

[03:51:46] and you will see what happens.

[03:51:48] But careful, it could be 1.5 million dollars

[03:51:51] popping up on your screen, 8K gold.

[03:51:54] Like, careful.

[03:51:55] Like, press escape while it spins,

[03:51:58] and you can wait a second, right?

[03:52:00] Like, wait, two, one, and then watch this.

[03:52:03] Check this out.

[03:52:04] And whenever you want them to spin, boom! That's what it is, you see?

[03:52:08] Bro, that's shit! Why would anyone do that?

[03:52:12] I hate it. That kills your edge. That kills your edge.

[03:52:15] Okay. Yes.

[03:52:16] Okay.

[03:52:17] Well, they implemented that for people that are, you know, like, bomb, bomb, bomb, jinxie,

[03:52:22] jinxie, jinxie, jinxie, any case can be a gold. Okay.

[03:52:25] Not that one.

[03:52:27] Alright, one more, one more.

[03:52:28] One more revolver. God, we're getting closer to the big boys. We're getting closer to the big boys.

[03:52:33] Come on

[03:52:36] Last case luck last case luck okay, there it is

[03:52:42] So have eyes what is our profit and loss right now like how much like if I were to sell to my account

[03:52:47] How much would be worth right now? You can I see let me see your inf? Yes

[03:52:54] No talk to me like if I was to sell this what would I get?

[03:52:57] Well if I was to buy your account I would hand you ten bucks I think

[03:53:05] Without without the cases

[03:53:19] Into the fractures all right, let's go case one key one case one key one

[03:53:27] You see this one can be skeleton do them you remember the case I met I showed you where you're statched out of the fucking

[03:53:31] Pat on the top of the chain see this one can be scale it knife with them. Come on

[03:53:37] You want time for three on the skeleton

[03:53:41] 403 iced out

[03:53:49] You only saw blues one

[03:53:51] OOOOOOOH!

[03:53:53] Oh, bad ball, bad ball!

[03:53:55] We're close, they're talking to us.

[03:53:57] It's building, it's building.

[03:53:59] They're sending signals, they're sending signals.

[03:54:01] Okay?

[03:54:05] PING PING PING!

[03:54:07] Come on, come on!

[03:54:09] I think she's 6th case, 7th key, bro.

[03:54:12] Feel tested.

[03:54:14] Focus, 6th case, 6th case drinks.

[03:54:17] Don't go, don't go, don't go.

[03:54:19] Count it.

[03:54:19] Two, three, four, five, six.

[03:54:22] Yeah, maybe seven's key, bro.

[03:54:23] Three, four, five, six, seven.

[03:54:24] Six, seven.

[03:54:25] All right.

[03:54:25] That's it.

[03:54:26] Six, seven.

[03:54:27] Imagino.

[03:54:27] Got it.

[03:54:28] It's got to be.

[03:54:28] Six, seven goals.

[03:54:29] There's six, seven goals.

[03:54:30] Six, six.

[03:54:31] Come on.

[03:54:32] Six, six.

[03:54:32] It's got to be.

[03:54:33] Six, six.

[03:54:33] It's got to be.

[03:54:34] Six, six.

[03:54:37] It's not looking good.

[03:54:39] It's not, guys, it's really, it's really.

[03:54:41] That was my last idea, bro.

[03:54:42] Look, I'm all for the positive energy, but guys,

[03:54:44] it's just blues, man.

[03:54:45] I don't know what to say.

[03:54:47] It's just blues.

[03:54:47] You know what my favorite way to open a case is this is gonna sound hella sus, bro

[03:54:51] But yeah, don't click don't click so right now you can do any click right like some people they do like an eyebrow

[03:54:56] Click they do a cock like bro. Let's do a blowjob case. This sounds hella sus

[03:55:00] Check this out. No, no, no, listen to me, bro

[03:55:02] So what you want to do but only if you have good stamina this will work jinxy

[03:55:06] you hold your mouse in the air right and then you

[03:55:11] You blow towards the left click and then you you blow the case open. You know what I mean

[03:55:17] I've gotten a gold like that before

[03:55:22] This is the vapor check I'm not gonna lie. I've never seen a vapor suck see that

[03:55:32] Wait the force will blow is supposed to get about it's

[03:55:34] I'm controlling

[03:55:36] I don't have enough pressure for this

[03:55:39] What the fuck?

[03:55:42] Are you using the right mouse?

[03:55:44] Fuck this bro, I'm just opening it

[03:55:46] That's absolutely crazy

[03:55:48] Bro, I've never seen that

[03:55:50] For me it's just bomb

[03:55:52] One quick

[03:55:53] And it seems open

[03:55:55] Okay, I got it, I know what you're doing

[03:55:56] Watch this shit

[03:55:57] Yeah, do you want to see a blow job?

[03:55:58] Here's a fucking blow job

[03:55:59] Ready?

[03:56:00] Alright, I'm checking it out

[03:56:32] Who the fuck

[03:56:36] Okay, I don't know guys this is really not going well

[03:56:42] Pressure

[03:56:45] Hook em up now

[03:56:50] All of the skins that you're getting you can still equip them bro

[03:56:53] You know what I mean like that usps that you unbox six off you can unbox one of them for your game

[03:56:58] Okay, and just it brothers people in the chat spamming blue blue blue they're like manifesting blues

[03:57:06] Also that new account theory like new account luck. Yeah, that's bullshit cuz goddamn that is bullshit

[03:57:13] Yeah, bro, you're right. I guess yeah, I'm not that yeah, it's not too big boys

[03:57:20] Jinxy only blues we saw which means

[03:57:22] Nothing.

[03:57:24] Oh, rusty.

[03:57:25] So, Oni, like, what is the best run out, you think?

[03:57:27] Like, when it's spinning, what should I want?

[03:57:30] Should I want it to be all shit?

[03:57:33] Some people say it doesn't matter, but I like, like, I've seen...

[03:57:37] I feel like it's usually, like, it upgrades into it a little bit, you know?

[03:57:40] Like, when Gaven shows you the red at low key, it's...

[03:57:42] I feel like it's more likely that it shows it gold, I don't know.

[03:57:45] But I think that's witchcraft 3. I don't think that's a thing though.

[03:57:49] Okay, understood.

[03:57:51] People say it doesn't matter what it shows because I feel like if you see the good stuff pass by it means we're not gonna get it

[03:58:00] Wait what

[03:58:02] Well what

[03:58:06] Yeah, it's all down at the end

[03:58:09] Let's go

[03:58:13] Jinxie Jinxie have a feeling this is the one I

[03:58:15] I haven't got a feeling yet when I get one I'll let you guys know like when I like when I get a feeling

[03:58:22] I'll let you know

[03:58:29] Not a red not a red pink pink you can see up right into a record gonna go it

[03:58:37] Yo, what is our best ambush yet a purple no yeah

[03:58:41] How much of our budget do we have left of like half like what is the daily owner?

[03:58:47] Uh 2k I think uh, he's at 1,973

[03:58:55] Yo

[03:59:00] You might you might have the biggest loss of any case opening never watched chill bro

[03:59:11] What does that work?

[03:59:13] What does it worth?

[03:59:15] $5,000? $5,000?

[03:59:17] $5,000! $5,000!

[03:59:19] Say you swear to God!

[03:59:21] Say you swear to God!

[03:59:23] Wait, that's not that. It's $30.

[03:59:25] It's $30. $30.

[03:59:29] How'd you mess up $5,000 in 30?

[03:59:31] I'm sorry.

[03:59:33] I checked up the wrong thing.

[03:59:35] I checked up a butterfly sapphire.

[03:59:37] I don't know what to do with this.

[03:59:39] Maybe the where could help it's minimal. What does that mean minimal wait?

[03:59:43] What the fuck?

[03:59:54] Nice jinx, I see

[03:59:58] There you go, that's bring us back a little bit

[04:00:00] Jinxie jinxie. Are you seriously being ungrateful right now? Hi best. Would you say bring it us back a little bit?

[04:00:06] What do you mean exactly because we're gonna be $1,965 in the hole rather than $2,000

[04:00:14] We have $1,938 left to go so thanks

[04:00:21] We're getting there

[04:00:22] Great, I was off by about 70 bucks

[04:00:24] Gc, I have an idea

[04:00:27] So you see this background right it's not really pleasant you can change it to your

[04:00:31] liking at the bottom like you see whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa yeah yeah you see the

[04:00:35] pictures yeah you can change it like whatever you like here you can like

[04:00:40] change it now I'll get this is a cool place skin jinx is actually cool place

[04:00:44] skin you can use this guys don't I'm gonna lock in for a second okay I'm gonna

[04:00:50] find something that's perfect okay something where I can get the most luck

[04:00:53] imaginable oh I like this one I really like this one that's to the classic

[04:00:59] this I like that one really this one my favorite so far W bro okay Italy Italy

[04:01:07] for Saturday got I like this one a lot that's probably my second favorite

[04:01:12] mirage oh are these maps in the game yeah okay good that you realize you know

[04:01:18] from mirage and dust and you can stuff those maps yes yes yes yes this also

[04:01:26] crowd favorite this this one is pretty nice no the new one oh this is like

[04:01:29] Shade in our six. I like this one. Okay overpass. Oh, that one's really boring really oddly

[04:01:37] What's the best what's the best map in CS by the way

[04:01:43] Actually actually with you on that. I actually love

[04:01:49] Wait, Jen is saying one gold

[04:01:52] Yes

[04:01:55] I got you a clip. No, he got it from a case

[04:01:59] Yeah

[04:02:02] You just took your luck. I'm not even joking, bro

[04:02:05] He actually he opened the case that you open a few minutes ago dreams and I'm not joking, bro

[04:02:18] You got it from fucking dreams and nightmares this case was shit for me

[04:02:24] Yeah, because it's good for him

[04:02:29] It's fucking dog shit though!

[04:02:32] He fast opened it. Why would he do that?

[04:02:35] Oh my god, if he jumped, he's gone, he ADHD'd it.

[04:02:39] James, don't feel too bad. That knife cares how much it is.

[04:02:43] Imagine like, again, a hundred, two hundred, two hundred.

[04:02:46] Uh, you wish.

[04:02:49] Falchion Black Naminate is what he unboxed and it's on average.

[04:02:53] I'm not joking, like, no means aside, but it's six-seven euros.

[04:02:56] Like, it's sixty-seven euros, bro.

[04:02:58] Which, you know, like, you know, so even so many are shit, even some gold.

[04:03:02] Yes, yes.

[04:03:04] Oh, no, that's gonna be something that's gonna happen to me.

[04:03:07] Maybe not.

[04:03:08] He got another one.

[04:03:09] They say he got another one.

[04:03:10] I'm not sure.

[04:03:11] Oh, my God.

[04:03:12] How?

[04:03:13] How?

[04:03:14] What?

[04:03:16] That's actually nice.

[04:03:17] This one is good.

[04:03:18] This one is good.

[04:03:19] Holy shit.

[04:03:21] Well worn.

[04:03:22] How much dollar?

[04:03:23] Like a few hundred dollars, right?

[04:03:24] How much is it worth, Tony?

[04:03:25] But the fly is always pretty decent

[04:03:28] Butterfly

[04:03:29] These are like 80 cent cases bro

[04:03:32] That's like 600 dollars

[04:03:34] 600 dollars not too shabby

[04:03:38] Where's that truck sir?

[04:03:40] Not bad, not bad

[04:03:42] Bro he's using like

[04:03:44] He's doing like the cases I didn't get shit from

[04:03:46] It was just blues

[04:03:48] Still lagging

[04:03:51] He's hoping for the butterfly emerald

[04:03:53] The still best of the one is 1.3k.

[04:03:56] I take my pants off right now for good luck.

[04:03:59] What?

[04:04:02] It's actually 70.

[04:04:04] Did I just hear?

[04:04:05] What?

[04:04:06] Wait, is this a new one?

[04:04:08] Oh no, it's the same one.

[04:04:09] Okay, I thought you guys were watching live.

[04:04:10] Holy fuck, I'm gonna say.

[04:04:12] So wait, what does this work?

[04:04:13] What does this work?

[04:04:14] This one's like 600 bucks, bro.

[04:04:16] It's just pretty fucking solid.

[04:04:19] That's really solid.

[04:04:20] It was like a $1 case

[04:04:23] Yeah, the weapons case are low-key like now we're I'm not gonna lie bro like

[04:04:33] Guys why did I buy the weapon case?

[04:04:35] There are 200 bucks. He's getting gold out of one dollar cases

[04:04:41] In my there's any time 200 times more likely to get a gold 200 times more like it's it's it's it's your time to shine

[04:04:47] I'm not gonna lie. I think it's time. I think it's time. Let me pick my favorite one really quick

[04:04:52] It is this one for its height out here

[04:04:56] That's my favorite one. Okay. Are you ready? Here we go. Yeah, it's your time now. Come on

[04:05:06] Come on time for your first gold, I'm not joking Jinxie

[04:05:11] Why can't I get a gold?

[04:05:15] Run down to

[04:05:18] Yes, it's coming bro. It's coming just give it up

[04:05:22] you see

[04:05:23] Come on. You just thought slanted a second ago now on your screen

[04:05:30] I'm really like really losing in here

[04:05:34] Why did I buy the big boys? Why did I buy the big boys? I could have opened so much cases

[04:05:40] Why many cases so many cases actually

[04:05:43] Yeah, he spent 500 dollars on two cases.

[04:05:50] Jinxie? New case, new lock? New case, new lock?

[04:05:54] This is really going bad, guys. Really going bad.

[04:05:58] All good, it's all good.

[04:05:59] It's going horrible, man.

[04:06:01] It's one of these gamercases, bro.

[04:06:04] Carambit, emeralds.

[04:06:06] Bum! Imagine, right to you right now.

[04:06:09] Next.

[04:06:11] I'm not great. Not great.

[04:06:15] Tough.

[04:06:16] I'm about to shove this iron cloud up my ass, bro.

[04:06:18] Like, I can't deal with anything.

[04:06:20] It's yours, you can.

[04:06:22] I can't get...

[04:06:24] When your case luck is bad, what do you do?

[04:06:26] You have a ritual, you have a method.

[04:06:28] Do you do anything? Do you have anything to do?

[04:06:30] Because I need it all right now.

[04:06:32] What do you got?

[04:06:33] It depends. Sometimes, sometimes...

[04:06:35] Sounds really stupid. I don't even want to say it.

[04:06:37] But sometimes I reset my game to like...

[04:06:40] But this was me years ago, right?

[04:06:52] You can reset the game you like sometimes I put on a song that I like like a lucky song or like I like

[04:06:58] I don't know like I'm similar, you know like there from the movies or what else can you do like you can change the background you can

[04:07:05] You can you can do one quick open in between to refresh

[04:07:10] You can do again like what I told you you can do a Johnson click you can do a fucking any click like eyebrow lick

[04:07:16] You can do a look away

[04:07:25] Do you want the song in the back like this yes, yeah, it's very immersive I like this

[04:07:33] All right, all right, all right, all right, let's go let's get real let's get real it's time to get real now

[04:07:36] It's time to get real sound to get real

[04:07:40] and just listen to the

[04:07:46] Listen again if it sounds expensive it is expensive. Here we go

[04:08:04] Sounds cheap

[04:08:10] I

[04:08:14] Okay, how did you hear it wasn't I wasn't I blocking the comms. Oh

[04:08:22] Okay, okay ready ready ready fine, so here we're doing order we're doing order. So all right

[04:08:29] Hi guys would be the first one to open his eyes then

[04:08:34] Squishy then only then I'll put my eyes, okay, but guys don't add to me. Don't add to me

[04:08:39] I

[04:08:48] Everyone I can

[04:08:52] Oh my god, wait, dude

[04:08:58] You're not talking with me like that it asked bro. No, no, no, no, no, so no something

[04:09:05] Okay, no fucking way bro

[04:09:09] Are you playing some play bro?

[04:09:11] Are you playing some play bro?

[04:09:13] Are you playing some play bro?

[04:09:15] This isn't a clip!

[04:09:17] Can I open?

[04:09:19] No!

[04:09:21] I'm not even joking!

[04:09:23] Are you showing it to clip?

[04:09:25] I think it could be a video clip!

[04:09:27] I'm not showing it!

[04:09:29] What the fuck?

[04:09:31] Whatever!

[04:09:33] I'm not even joking!

[04:09:35] This requires everything!

[04:09:37] everything we're good on your first day

[04:09:41] over whatever on your brother

[04:09:45] holy I gotta get out of this car

[04:09:48] I'm not doing that again I'm not doing that again

[04:09:53] Jesus bro yeah come on Jesus what about this one

[04:10:00] what about this one bro I noticed with Ron when he got the goat it kind of

[04:10:05] It happens fast like you don't have so much time to react it shows up and it's in

[04:10:09] It's not much time it's just in certainly instantly in your ass

[04:10:13] God, I don't

[04:10:24] So like what's the what is the difference between a weapon case and a gamma because obviously the gamut is 250

[04:10:29] What is the difference?

[04:10:31] There one million like a that you can get

[04:10:33] that's literally it it's more expensive because what you can get inside of it

[04:10:38] right

[04:10:40] I'm really gonna take gold gold take it purple it purple might not be exciting

[04:10:49] but it's the start of a positive trend bro it's just out of a positive trend

[04:10:52] you know what I'm saying yeah it's just something bigger something better

[04:10:56] something great you're new bro

[04:11:01] go to go to see our visitor not bad

[04:11:09] our mister what do you mean by if this isn't bad squishy wait oh 0.19 what

[04:11:47] pattern base jinx this one is like 10 cents instead of 3 probably because it's minimal

[04:11:50] wear congrats oh great oh fucking great that it's awesome let's fucking go xc

[04:11:56] unbox gloves man

[04:11:59] xc gold? yeah gloves yeah gloves this is a gold yeah

[04:12:02] how about i get the clap go go go go go go what it's happening right now

[04:12:06] i can't get odds like this i can't like nothing oh no

[04:12:11] oh you know what cs should do when you get a gold

[04:12:14] It's different when you get a gold you should it shouldn't force open

[04:12:18] We should be able to like open it when you don't say I like that

[04:12:22] I feel like you should like because then you have time to masturbate and shit

[04:12:26] Oh

[04:12:31] Yes

[04:12:44] I should not have got the big ones.

[04:12:46] Two red fiber, two more cases.

[04:12:48] Yo, all I saw was blue then one purple, another purple.

[04:12:52] I have a plan.

[04:12:53] Yep.

[04:12:53] I have a plan.

[04:12:57] Unless you're getting multiple, that's actually...

[04:12:59] It's all betting up for millions of dollars.

[04:13:00] That is good, that is good.

[04:13:03] Come on.

[04:13:04] Go, go, go, go, go, go, Jinxie, Jinxie, any second.

[04:13:08] It's been like, it's been like an hour.

[04:13:10] It's...

[04:13:11] ah

[04:13:13] why don't you get in this fucking pistol

[04:13:15] yo

[04:13:17] maybe the game isn't respecting you right now

[04:13:19] you have to show it something like that you know what you're talking about

[04:13:21] jc on this next skin that you open

[04:13:23] you saw how the conditions right

[04:13:25] like a car with a lot of miles

[04:13:27] you're gonna guess

[04:13:29] the float or the condition

[04:13:31] so your factual minimum where

[04:13:33] 0.192146

[04:13:35] exactly

[04:13:37] you can look at the skin

[04:13:39] Then by the where like you see if you know by the way

[04:13:43] If it has creasy here we go

[04:13:56] Maybe you're not just there yet, bro. Maybe you know, wait, no that doesn't feel tested has no scratches that has no scratches

[04:14:01] What am I doing? It does have scratches

[04:14:03] Oh

[04:14:07] Yeah, right here that's it that you know would have nothing on it like all clean color. Oh my god, wait

[04:14:13] I have no more cases. Oh, thanks. They're saying that Ron's been kicking on the clicking on the keys first

[04:14:18] Not the case that you're doing wrong

[04:14:21] What's the keys first? Yeah, you're all out

[04:14:23] I'm all out.

[04:14:25] I'm all out.

[04:14:27] This is my last game, man.

[04:14:29] I'm going to be a two big boy.

[04:14:31] You know you've heard about Last Case Magic?

[04:14:33] Shoot what is Last Case Magic?

[04:14:35] That's right. That's right.

[04:14:37] Hold on. That's not bad.

[04:14:39] How is that not bad?

[04:14:41] Hi, big boys, big boys.

[04:14:43] You lost a little bit less on that one.

[04:14:45] You lost a little bit less.

[04:14:47] You're about to hit the million dollar jackpot right now, bro.

[04:14:49] Keep focused.

[04:14:51] this. Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. The only reason why this case is $250 instead

[04:15:00] of $1 is because there's a 0.000001% chance of me getting a million dollar case. Yeah.

[04:15:09] Yeah. I need to sell these. I need to sell these. Can I sell them and then get like

[04:15:14] more cases? I think you can sell them for a week now.

[04:15:17] you see the red text right there at the bottom it says tradable slash marketable after you're locked in

[04:15:23] buddy just rip them just rip them hey hey i'm just gonna say i'm not gonna be this this guy in the

[04:15:27] call that's fucking annoying but what did i say i'm telling you bro because these like big cases

[04:15:33] they like i don't know hey this a be mad at chat don't be mad at high-wise be mad at chat they

[04:15:38] say chat you were saying you were saying no no no please the big ones please the big ones

[04:15:42] but then again jing see maybe your chat is just gonna be honest they kind of and there's one

[04:15:46] They weren't. They weren't. They were stank.

[04:15:50] It was Jinxie. It was Jinxie.

[04:15:52] 80% of them said to not get the big boys.

[04:15:55] Man, I was saying to not get the big boys and the all little ones, bro.

[04:15:58] So this is literally just the same case I've been opening, but it hasn't.

[04:16:03] A one in a million chance of getting a million dollars in.

[04:16:06] Yeah.

[04:16:08] I'm not that bad.

[04:16:10] Let me put it that way.

[04:16:11] I'm just spending $250 on a $1 chance.

[04:16:14] Well, you didn't need to spend 250.

[04:16:16] That's because you quick bought it, right?

[04:16:19] Yeah, that too.

[04:16:20] Hi, guys.

[04:16:21] Do we have like an ALT account?

[04:16:22] It's like, I can't.

[04:16:24] Nah, yo, what did we say?

[04:16:26] What did we say?

[04:16:27] I can't go in.

[04:16:27] And what did you say?

[04:16:28] But now I'm educated.

[04:16:29] Now I'm educated.

[04:16:30] Like, now.

[04:16:31] No, no, we said we said it gets real bad once you start

[04:16:34] going on a second account, and then you said,

[04:16:36] nah, but I'm not going to do that.

[04:16:37] But I'm not going to do that.

[04:16:38] That's what you said.

[04:16:39] Yeah, I know.

[04:16:41] That was when I had like 60 cases in front of me.

[04:16:43] Alright, it's okay. We have two big boys.

[04:16:46] Alright, does anybody know the mathematical odds of getting a million dollars this year?

[04:16:52] What is that math?

[04:16:53] I bet it. Why better you don't know?

[04:16:56] I actually did the math one time, I'm not even joking, bro.

[04:16:58] Like, even without Chatchapity and stuff, just straight raw math,

[04:17:01] I was even like on pen and paper, everything, bro.

[04:17:03] Intercalled with an mathematician.

[04:17:05] If you break it down, AK, no AK, 50-50.

[04:17:10] Yeah, 50-50.

[04:17:11] Or you don't.

[04:17:13] Yeah. So your odds are not too bad. Wait, what the fuck? Wait, what did you just say? Say that again! Say that again!

[04:17:20] The odds are 50-50 because you either get it or you don't get the AK, you know what I mean?

[04:17:25] So, check this out. When it rolls in it's either an AK or it's not an AK.

[04:17:29] A.K.A. Two situations, you get one of the situations, and one divided by two, 0.5, which is 50%.

[04:17:37] So basically you're saying in one of the situations it's a million dollars and the other one it's not

[04:17:44] So it's kind of there's only two out. There's only two outcomes

[04:17:47] Either get it. I know which means it's a dead 50-50

[04:17:52] Straight up. Okay

[04:17:55] What is all right, what is the actual mathematical odds of getting a k-47

[04:18:02] Case-hardened in this case does anybody know

[04:18:04] Someone said one in a hundred and thirty seven million that that's what I've been seeing getting spammed

[04:18:20] One hundred and thirty seven million someone saying one twenty one million. I don't know which one I see I see 21 million a lot

[04:18:27] Thank you

[04:18:34] zero zero zero zero zero zero seven five five five it was a hundred thirty seven million now it's

[04:18:41] twenty one million now now we're or or it's fifty fifty or fifty fifty right it depends how you look

[04:18:47] at it i mean guys like you know what let's just do it let's just do it are you guys i think it's

[04:18:53] fifty fifty yeah yeah that's it keepers keepers keepers keepers keepers yeah yeah yeah keepers

[04:19:01] That's a good one or two. I'm gonna do one

[04:19:05] Yeah, yeah good thing. Oh my god

[04:19:21] My god, what the fuck bro, I'm not kidding, but this is like I'm like shaking. I'm not shaking

[04:19:28] give me 10% give me 100k please bro we deserve it please bro please

[04:19:34] 3 2 7 what 3 2 7 0.1 oh no it's just done by go to him

[04:19:40] check this out check this out Jinxie it is low-key I'm not joking so we have

[04:19:45] something called a blue gem right where everything is fucking icy this one what

[04:19:50] color is it Jinxie gold it's almost all gold what exactly and you also have

[04:19:54] something called a golden gem it's a little bit more niche but people still

[04:19:59] collected what's the pattern the next on this time

[04:20:10] 327 minimum where

[04:20:12] Talk to me talk to me talk to me talk to me talk to me check this out check this out check my screenshift check

[04:20:21] Look what I have so case on gold gem guide you see the shit

[04:20:24] Yes, and here you have all the AKK sons if it says your number

[04:20:29] It's like a lottery then then what is my number? What is your number?

[04:20:33] Three two seven three two seven three two seven three two seven so we have seven four eight

[04:20:38] two one nine

[04:20:40] four seven three five three eight g that's it

[04:20:49] what do you mean Gigi what does that mean

[04:20:54] yours is not there but it's still good like it's still it's still it's still

[04:20:58] golden but it's not a gold gem like it's not the collector item you know what I

[04:21:01] mean but it's so nice it's so nice like you can play with your value that

[04:21:05] What would you value that?

[04:21:10] Is it profiting what condition is it? What kind of minimum minimum

[04:21:21] I'm not gonna lie on this case. Yes on this case. Yes, I know if you want to know by how much

[04:21:29] touch. Talk to me. Yeah. I'm going to tell you what was the exact price of this case?

[04:21:35] What was the price of this case? We so it's 500. It was 499. So yeah, around 350. Check

[04:21:43] this out. Check this out. You can check my screen share again. Your exact AK Jinxie,

[04:21:48] the same one that you have pattern 327. Someone has it listed for sale right now. Look,

[04:21:53] this is yours. And he has it for sale for 300 euros. But this is well worn. This

[04:21:57] This is where it won, but then again,

[04:21:58] is this a fair price?

[04:21:59] He could have made it for high price, you know?

[04:22:02] But let's say it is a fair price.

[04:22:04] Which condition is yours, minimum wear?

[04:22:06] Minimal wear, yeah.

[04:22:10] So what is AKK's?

[04:22:11] Minimal wear is better than well worn.

[04:22:13] Oh, like, right?

[04:22:13] It's gotta be better than well worn.

[04:22:15] Yes, yes, yes.

[04:22:16] You listen it for like double.

[04:22:17] And fucking minimal wear is 250.

[04:22:21] Yeah, I mean, according to him,

[04:22:23] it could be like 400, but I don't think it is.

[04:22:24] like it's probably like 300 300 ish but again I'm in euros brah I'm like I'm in

[04:22:30] euros which you know like you make you make a little bit of profit you made a

[04:22:35] little bit of profit on this case not in the opening hell no not in the

[04:22:38] opening you're full chopped but on this opening wise you're down your ear like

[04:22:45] 1.5 down

[04:22:49] Yeah, 150 back so let me 1,000 $500 guys. Let me

[04:22:56] Me just say it work really quick. So about three minutes ago

[04:23:01] This discord call exploded

[04:23:03] and I was told there was a one in

[04:23:07] Close it have us 20

[04:23:10] Also, there's a one 21 million getting a AK-47 case hardened

[04:23:13] Now after one minute of watching on a screen share, I made $50.

[04:23:20] What happened?

[04:23:23] You're looking at the wrong way, bro. You just pulled AKK Sartan.

[04:23:27] You're looking like that.

[04:23:29] Okay, some more perspective.

[04:23:32] Yeah, there was a big misunderstanding on my behalf.

[04:23:37] I was under the impression that there was a 1 in 21 million chance of pulling an AK.

[04:23:42] Not a one and twenty one million chance to put in a six six one. No for the six six one pattern

[04:23:47] That's what we were talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[04:23:53] For the AK it's 5050

[04:24:04] No, we're close

[04:24:06] I

[04:24:08] Want to show you this as well

[04:24:17] No way

[04:24:19] So check this out as well juicy check this out as well. I'm gonna switch your talk to talk to you

[04:24:23] Oh, I watch this make it the box your

[04:24:26] So your your a.k. Is pet on what three two seven right three two seven

[04:24:31] No, why is mine not worth shit? Is it because it's gold splatter?

[04:24:35] Don't show them this, alright?

[04:24:37] Don't show them this, alright?

[04:24:39] Look at this, Jingxi. Pattern.

[04:24:41] Wait, where is it? Here.

[04:24:43] Pattern. This is pattern.

[04:24:45] Six numbers lower than yours. Just six!

[04:24:47] Just six!

[04:24:49] That's nothing. Pattern three to one.

[04:24:51] That's one of the best patterns

[04:24:53] out of the 1000s.

[04:24:55] Whoa.

[04:24:57] Why are you showing this?

[04:24:59] so you know like what could have that looks cool six six digits jinxie six is nothing out of a thousand

[04:25:05] this is it

[04:25:07] three two one

[04:25:09] almost bro almost bro yeah you almost got it just six off all blue

[04:25:15] unfortunately this is of course we're talking tens of thousands oh my god

[04:25:21] so just what a little okay so a little bit more blue paint is uh the difference between a million

[04:25:28] dollars and three hundred dollars. Yeah, that's what this game is. That's what it is. Yeah. So

[04:25:34] because my gun is gold and not blue, my gun is $300 instead of a million dollars. Yep.

[04:25:46] Okay, we have one more. I don't know if it could be any better than that. And that was

[04:25:58] It could be a million dollars, bro.

[04:25:59] So, there's a 50% chance I get an AK.

[04:26:02] And there's like a 990 out of 10 chance it's something good or something bad.

[04:26:09] More or less those odds, yeah.

[04:26:13] Y'all are round the box.

[04:26:14] So if I sell this, I don't get the crates for a week.

[04:26:18] So we have to rip it.

[04:26:20] Yeah.

[04:26:20] Let's do key first.

[04:26:21] Key first is the method, all right?

[04:26:23] Yeah.

[04:26:24] You see, last case magic, bro.

[04:26:26] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[04:26:27] You gotta do something special with this one.

[04:26:29] I'm literally gonna go turn off.

[04:26:31] What?

[04:26:32] Oh!

[04:26:33] The Guna click.

[04:26:34] My word.

[04:26:37] Okay.

[04:26:38] Don't have to have done this one before.

[04:26:41] High-vives, high-vives, high-vives.

[04:26:43] Talk to us.

[04:26:44] How many goals have you unboxed?

[04:26:48] So, I DM'd you about that big opening I did, right?

[04:26:51] Yeah.

[04:26:52] So, in that big opening, I pulled one goal.

[04:26:55] and it was fine was it in total it was over i think it was over 250

[04:27:05] yo i hope you're spending your your like the paycheck on cases though like

[04:27:09] oh no i had a before the crash before the crash i bought a five thousand dollar um

[04:27:18] what if one of the gamma and i bought it but i sold it right before the crash

[04:27:25] But now it's worth like 2,000 or something.

[04:27:28] Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.

[04:27:31] Nice, that's good.

[04:27:33] I've never told you this, but right before that, since you know about the crash, I bought

[04:27:39] an Emerald M9 literally a week before the crash.

[04:27:42] And yeah, I dropped like 10k, I think.

[04:27:45] Oh my god.

[04:27:47] Yeah, I just held.

[04:27:48] It was literally like 18,000 or 19,000, I bought it.

[04:27:51] It was probably the peak of it, honestly.

[04:27:53] I bought it.

[04:27:54] And it's the item that lost the most like you should have lost like by far the most you did. I traded up

[04:27:58] I think there was a trade-up pool as the biggest

[04:28:00] I have something to confess

[04:28:04] I went to go pee before I went to jerk off, but because I did that I couldn't get hard

[04:28:09] So I just be

[04:28:12] Okay, so I think I left this case. I think we're fine. Yeah

[04:28:16] Oh, no, I'm not gonna lie. You know what that what what what color was your pee like?

[04:28:20] No weird shit, but it was like beaming yellow like and beaming yellow

[04:28:28] Wait hold on right I wasn't hydrating it. Yeah, okay. It was yellow

[04:28:34] Which is the same color coordination as gold

[04:28:50] what is that time worth?

[04:28:52] what is that time worth?

[04:28:54] yes sir

[04:28:56] what are those?

[04:28:58] all blightnings?

[04:29:00] all blightnings right?

[04:29:02] if it is such a fetch-a-nour

[04:29:04] if it is such a fetch-a-nour it is around about a thousand dollars

[04:29:06] I am not joking

[04:29:09] what is?

[04:29:11] you asked the rat

[04:29:13] I think it was right next to you what you got there

[04:29:15] you got the thing that is worth a dollar

[04:29:17] but you were right next to the thing

[04:29:19] would potentially a thousand, bro.

[04:29:21] See, that's why they're getting sued.

[04:29:23] It all makes sense.

[04:29:24] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not joking.

[04:29:26] So, I advise, let's get an exact estimate

[04:29:28] of investment and return here, and profit and or loss.

[04:29:32] What are we looking like, guys?

[04:29:34] Give me an exact...

[04:29:34] So, before you opened all of these cases,

[04:29:38] you were $1,973 down.

[04:29:43] That's, you're basically tapped out.

[04:29:44] You can't buy anymore.

[04:29:46] After that AK and probably sprinkling in a couple dollars here and there from all the blues

[04:29:53] You're at

[04:29:55] 1500

[04:29:57] profit no loss

[04:30:02] It's not bad

[04:30:08] Saying not bad look can I just say this guys I think

[04:30:16] it's not over here look hey I might have lost this battle today but I have

[04:30:24] not lost the war it's not over we have 20 dollars you said right 20 dollars

[04:30:33] under the couch for some guys let's think about this logically it's a 20

[04:30:41] They're not gonna reward us for giving up. I can't pack anything. I'm not packing

[04:30:47] Let's have a

[04:30:49] You said we have twenty three dollars left or twenty seven dollars left everything matters every penny matters here

[04:30:56] Let's how much we talk

[04:31:05] Once you get the gold are you making a pact with your chat and with everybody you have like

[04:31:11] Like do you stop down now?

[04:31:13] Or are you gonna keep going it or another knife another knife another knife so that's where that's where it gets us

[04:31:19] great question

[04:31:21] So all right, I will stop

[04:31:26] All right, let me see

[04:31:31] Yes, so basically I will stop ripping cases once I'm profitable. Oh

[04:31:41] Okay, what the- that's not what I said.

[04:31:43] Because I said I have to be the first ever profitable case-o first.

[04:31:48] Oh, Dinks, you put yourself in a fucking hole by buying like five weapons cases instantly, by the way.

[04:31:53] You're down-

[04:31:55] The worst cases, bro. Like, you're- like, this is like- right now you're on the low-low, like, I don't think you can get out of the trenches like that, like-

[04:32:02] It's- like, it may be GG.

[04:32:05] It's already GG. It's already GG.

[04:32:09] No, if you get insanely lucky, like the next time it is possible.

[04:32:14] Like you have knives that are worth thousands, right?

[04:32:17] And that is possible.

[04:32:19] But because we have the exact track counter on screen, right?

[04:32:22] Like we didn't keep track of it.

[04:32:24] Yeah.

[04:32:25] Okay.

[04:32:26] It's roughly that.

[04:32:27] All right.

[04:32:27] So, okay, let's think about this logically.

[04:32:30] We have we can get in the profitable right now guys.

[04:32:34] We have what $20?

[04:32:35] How about how much exactly?

[04:32:36] Yeah, I would say like 25 ish 25 ish. Okay, let's try 25 ish dollars

[04:32:43] That's enough for like what 12 keys 12 crates. What do you think?

[04:32:47] Yeah, I would say dreams and I met with the cheapest case where you can still get a

[04:32:51] Butterfly emerald which would be which would be I got the number for you in a second

[04:32:57] Careful don't cream one second. Oh my ho-ho-ho $10,000. I'm not joking. Oh

[04:33:01] Ooh, wait that's good.

[04:33:03] We do that we're home free, we do that we're home free,

[04:33:05] we're never going to stay again.

[04:33:07] Do that we're completely home free, because then I can tell you

[04:33:09] let's go I'm up on you son.

[04:33:11] I'm up on you, that's all that I want to do.

[04:33:13] Because I'm in cases.

[04:33:15] Yeah.

[04:33:17] Think about this, we got $1, 11.

[04:33:19] So that's, realistically,

[04:33:21] I'm thinking ballparking, that's going to be 11 cases

[04:33:23] or 10.

[04:33:25] We have 10, 10 shots.

[04:33:27] Is that with key price?

[04:33:29] with key price.

[04:33:30] Yes, with key price.

[04:33:31] We're looking at like 10, 10 cases.

[04:33:33] That's.

[04:33:35] Yeah, what is it?

[04:33:36] What is it?

[04:33:36] What is that?

[04:33:37] How many?

[04:33:39] Alternate account.

[04:33:39] Yeah, but guys, I kind of

[04:33:40] I think it's like,

[04:33:41] Oh, and I wasn't going to be on the

[04:33:42] Alps guys.

[04:33:43] I think it's like,

[04:33:44] this is, is a bad look.

[04:33:46] I'm not going to like that's,

[04:33:47] that's a bad role model.

[04:33:48] Like it's already like,

[04:33:49] like it out the count is,

[04:33:52] it's crazy.

[04:33:52] I'm not going to lie.

[04:33:53] Like that's insane.

[04:33:54] When do window window?

[04:33:56] Whoa.

[04:33:56] I need to.

[04:33:57] All right.

[04:33:57] Let me.

[04:33:58] When does it regenerate like when do I get my $2,000 daily allowance back exactly 24 hours

[04:34:07] So like literally at this time tomorrow

[04:34:11] Yeah

[04:34:12] Have I still a little earlier?

[04:34:14] Yo, have I just so twisted that I'm asking you bro. I feel like you're the purpose

[04:34:18] The doesn't reset like once you start spending the first dollar or the last dollar

[04:34:22] You know what I mean like the I think it's like in order with like I think they all have 24-hour time

[04:34:27] Okay, so Jinxie you did open some weapon case at the start so then it unlocks like you know when you bought it

[04:34:35] I guess hopefully

[04:34:37] Okay

[04:34:39] So, okay, okay, so I'll probably be regenerated at around like 5 p.m. Tomorrow

[04:34:48] Yeah, okay

[04:34:50] We're not we still have a chance. We still have a chance. We got 10 more crates, right? I think

[04:34:56] I don't think it's like eight to be safe let's try just try yeah let's see let's see

[04:35:05] all right high screen yeah okay look chat you know you can't win if you give up

[04:35:12] okay well hold on don't don't take that advice with gambling but take it with

[04:35:18] life you know I'm saying like I'm gonna lose money on this 99.999% of

[04:35:24] time. Yeah, but in life don't give up. But right now I'm not giving up on the cases because

[04:35:31] I still have we still have $20 to make literally a miracle, a fucking miracle. Okay, JNC. Yes. Yes.

[04:35:40] Yes. What's the quote of the day we need to hear it?

[04:35:47] Let me let me take

[04:35:54] If nothing changes, nothing changes.

[04:36:01] Good.

[04:36:04] Bro.

[04:36:06] Clean, right, clean.

[04:36:08] Simple.

[04:36:09] I like that.

[04:36:10] I like that.

[04:36:11] Yo, yo, same input, same outcome.

[04:36:13] No, like that's what you mean.

[04:36:14] I like that.

[04:36:15] Yes, same inputs.

[04:36:16] Yeah, exactly, exactly.

[04:36:17] You wake up late every day, like what do you expect?

[04:36:19] Exactly.

[04:36:20] Exactly.

[04:36:21] Like what do you expect?

[04:36:22] If you're lazy, what do you expect?

[04:36:23] That's clean. That's clean.

[04:36:25] Ah! Oh wait, I still have to play a game, Chad. I actually forgot about that.

[04:36:29] All right, Chad, I'm gonna finish all the cases and play a game.

[04:36:32] I do the- Chad, you mind? I don't use my- Wait, only, can I use the controller on this? Or is that bad?

[04:36:38] No, no, no, no, it's ass at that. I tried.

[04:36:41] Why- Why laugh?

[04:36:42] I mean, bro, bro, I'm not gonna lie, like, like, bro, I sound like a clown when I say this, but

[04:36:47] yo, especially listen to my police and have a slow-

[04:36:49] I didn't say I did lose to a controller player, like it can be cracked.

[04:36:53] Wait, if you have a controller that's like new, they have like gyro, you know what gyro

[04:37:00] is?

[04:37:01] Like it moves like slightly just adjusts onto the head.

[04:37:05] It's crazy.

[04:37:06] I lost to a controller player.

[04:37:07] The guy got a million views on YouTube just humiliating me, beating me with a controller.

[04:37:13] Hell no.

[04:37:14] So it can be good.

[04:37:15] You can be that guy.

[04:37:16] Whoopi Kainara.

[04:37:17] I'm not joking.

[04:37:18] And what am I doing to sue SPC directly in the control? I have no idea, bro. I have no idea

[04:37:23] Have I that's probably what I would have to do rare his name is I hot scope

[04:37:28] Should I try adding these online right now? No key. Yeah, yeah, this guy. Yeah, I tell you it's the number one controller

[04:37:34] Plagic see wait one of the older ladies

[04:37:38] She hit the highest right with control up, not joking

[04:37:41] What I don't feel like septel

[04:37:43] Like he's probably hella

[04:37:45] nervous what yo hot scope

[04:37:51] yes but hot yo hot scope hot scope

[04:37:55] only said are you still the role dimension

[04:37:58] sorry I'm still here

[04:38:00] yo I see the role in watching bro

[04:38:03] wait just you talk with him you talk with him

[04:38:06] yeah uh wait hard scope like uh

[04:38:09] They said that you shit on him and you're like the best controller player in CS go

[04:38:15] Yeah, you got walk

[04:38:27] Okay, so wait, how do you do like what do you do is there a method to play controller or like is there like the best way to do

[04:38:34] It or do you just plug it in and just have Laura?

[04:38:39] but I use that motion controls like I know you use like joystick or whatever

[04:38:45] Xbox controller what the fuck is motion controls you're like gyro you're playing

[04:38:51] like Mario I've eaten in a euro like a wait wait what is gyro that's why I

[04:39:01] should have you brought some like cheating I guess I don't know how to roll

[04:39:04] Oh, he's gyro on me bro, what even is that?

[04:39:07] He's the controller or life bro, like what is that?

[04:39:09] So you're not a controller, you're gyro?

[04:39:11] What the fuck, I've never even heard of that.

[04:39:12] What the fuck is gyro?

[04:39:15] It's controller and a lot of games have native settings

[04:39:18] like Call of Duty, Fortnite, Epic Games,

[04:39:21] like Havoc built in, but you just don't get aim assist.

[04:39:27] Can he do it with his controller?

[04:39:29] Yeah, I have just like a regular Xbox controller.

[04:39:32] Xbox controllers don't.

[04:39:34] I mean, you can still play counterfeit and I know you're an aimer, but you can probably adapt and play on joystick just

[04:39:41] So you think I'd be cooked you think I'd be cooked if I use controller like honestly keep it to be straight

[04:39:47] Yes, yeah lucky

[04:39:50] Wait, I mean your aim is that OP?

[04:39:52] It's just it's way closer to mouse than

[04:39:55] But you could do big movements right that we mean also well, yeah

[04:39:59] Well, I just had a

[04:40:00] Aim coach like approach me and like

[04:40:04] Aim coach

[04:40:06] What the fuck y'all got going on and yes, go go a coach a designated coach to just your aim

[04:40:12] What does he tell you to aim better?

[04:40:14] Like he's I hit your shot. Okay. Yeah, but he said it was like way closer to a mouse

[04:40:20] Like he said it was just like coaching a mouse player

[04:40:23] Okay, I understand why I guess you can't really like you can't really put me on to tech then because I don't have gyro

[04:40:29] Like I don't have that yeah, yeah, I mean I could you know change to set up it like how to set it up for never

[04:40:35] But no if you play

[04:40:37] Yes on the roller. I swear. It will be sick. Okay. Do you think I should have you got shut I think it would be

[04:40:47] That's potential

[04:40:51] Use controller like I do it. Yeah, what do you think? What do you think that?

[04:40:55] I feel like you should have played one game on controller though.

[04:41:01] That would be funny to watch.

[04:41:03] That would be funny to watch here.

[04:41:05] Yeah, good.

[04:41:06] Okay, thank you.

[04:41:07] Okay, thank you.

[04:41:08] One game.

[04:41:09] Okay, okay.

[04:41:10] All right, all right.

[04:41:11] Wait, before we do that, let's get a gold round.

[04:41:13] We got how many?

[04:41:14] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

[04:41:17] One, two, okay.

[04:41:18] We have eight crates.

[04:41:19] Are you guys ready?

[04:41:20] Oh, yeah.

[04:41:21] Look, I'm going to do the key method.

[04:41:22] I'm going to do the key method.

[04:41:24] all right here we go

[04:41:27] spanish milk me milk my jetties

[04:41:31] milk my jetties come on jinxi milk him gaben

[04:41:34] can be worse though i'll throw a key map in

[04:41:39] i'll throw back to my machine i'll throw back yeah i'm with you i'm with you i'm with you

[04:41:42] i'm not put that not bad and shit

[04:41:46] look at the bright side maybe this one is more than not too bad jinxi

[04:41:49] good

[04:41:51] That's right. That's right. You're cooking. You're cooking. Yes, you'll take it. We'll take a snack. I go always take a snack

[04:42:00] I think you saw pink you saw purple you saw blue, but you didn't see you go

[04:42:07] All set up for the final case now we go case first

[04:42:10] Yeah

[04:42:17] Whatever quote you said same input same output jinx is it switch it up. Let's do the same if nothing changes nothing changes

[04:42:23] Let's go. Let's get it. Let's go right now

[04:42:26] If nothing changes

[04:42:37] That's good

[04:42:40] I'll stop pink, right? Yeah

[04:42:45] Six digits off

[04:42:48] Here we go could be golden this one though could be gold jinxie jinxie come on the side of right

[04:43:00] How do you say golden Spanish let's ask Bernard

[04:43:04] Bernard it's our last chance, bro Bernard

[04:43:08] Bernard, Bernard how do you say golden Spanish?

[04:43:11] In Spanish, gold is oro.

[04:43:15] So if you want to say golden you say dura.

[04:43:18] Dura, Dura, oro, Dura, oro.

[04:43:21] Dura, Dura, Dura, Dura, Dura, Dura, Dura, Dura, Dura, Dura.

[04:43:26] Dura, Dura, Dura, Dura, Dura, Dura, Dura, Dura.

[04:43:29] Alright, I have some gold in there.

[04:43:31] This is it.

[04:43:32] Everybody grab your tip and lightly stroke it out of muting and pasting.

[04:43:36] Done, done.

[04:43:37] then stroking whoa wait how are you

[04:43:39] okay i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure oh thank god oh my god all right all right

[04:43:45] here we go come on come on come on

[04:43:47] come on so try to be try to be try to be

[04:43:49] jingsy come on for the squad

[04:43:51] wait oh wait that's massive that's massive

[04:43:56] wait i want to that's like 3k that's like 3k right

[04:43:59] squishy i'm not joking that's like 3k i'm not

[04:44:01] okay those tulis there's something special bro

[04:44:04] On your first day

[04:44:09] Yo, yo, what condition what condition?

[04:44:22] Oh, that's so good. It's still good. It's still like 2,800. It's like 28 bucks 8 bucks 8 bucks 8 bucks 8 bucks

[04:44:26] I thought it was a different skin on a nose more about this stuff this one is a box

[04:44:39] Let's wish he checks which she miscook it with another one see if he's

[04:45:00] Stop fall

[04:45:03] We were close

[04:45:05] He thought it was the good thing he hoped for, the good thing.

[04:45:08] Come on.

[04:45:08] Yeah, and also, like, oh, no, you see how I'm saying not bad?

[04:45:10] And we hit a few bad skins.

[04:45:11] I got to keep him in it, bro.

[04:45:13] Yo, also, also, bro, don't be too sad about it.

[04:45:15] Just open the next case.

[04:45:16] Let's go, bro.

[04:45:16] We have how many left?

[04:45:18] Yeah, how many?

[04:45:19] We are.

[04:45:20] Oh, we have.

[04:45:22] Let me check.

[04:45:23] OK, there's the bottom.

[04:45:24] Let's check the middle.

[04:45:25] All right, let's check the top.

[04:45:28] We carry the one, divide the two.

[04:45:31] We have zero cases.

[04:45:33] you

[04:45:36] so i know a guy our only thing is trading us that is our only thing is trading us can we do

[04:45:42] trade it up so we get we need 10 pinks right we need 10 pinks no 10 of 10 of any priority you have

[04:45:49] a lot of blue you know like a thousand blue trade it up jeff should i play a game or do trade

[04:45:56] it up first uh i want to play a game bro but like i don't get you to put anything good with this

[04:46:02] anyway right now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right all right so wait if I I

[04:46:07] might just play on mouse and just say fucking right maybe maybe or play

[04:46:11] controller should I play control for sure do it in the future like one game

[04:46:14] controller like it's yeah I won't get that pop stream or something yeah I

[04:46:18] think because you have to set it up training day are you ready to proceed

[04:46:21] okay wait so this is like my first time after playing the game

[04:46:24] Oh, you're shocked.

[04:46:26] Uh, should we leave you alone with this one?

[04:46:28] Uh, if you want to.

[04:46:30] It doesn't matter.

[04:46:32] Oh, this is, yeah.

[04:46:33] Training.

[04:46:34] Oh, god.

[04:46:34] Box.

[04:46:35] Box.

[04:46:35] Yeah, I think.

[04:46:36] Are you trying to throw it?

[04:46:37] Oh, sorry.

[04:46:39] Yeah.

[04:46:39] Wait, I need to put my desk in.

[04:46:40] Oh, I'm on the keyboard.

[04:46:41] Oh, I need to lock in.

[04:46:42] I don't game on PC.

[04:46:44] Jack, nobody judge me.

[04:46:45] All right?

[04:46:46] I don't game on PC.

[04:46:47] Nobody.

[04:46:48] It's just like, if you're having a few dashes.

[04:46:50] Yes.

[04:46:50] OK.

[04:46:51] OK.

[04:46:51] We can do it.

[04:46:52] Oh, Baratas.

[04:46:53] Devlar.

[04:46:54] Kevlar pistols

[04:46:56] It's the round drinks y'all is by always always by Kevlar brah

[04:46:59] Where do you get the best round?

[04:47:01] You're on pistol right now

[04:47:03] First round of the game

[04:47:04] You can buy, you can buy the least

[04:47:06] Poplar, poplar this armor

[04:47:08] Kevlar is a vest, use your armor

[04:47:10] Yeah, yeah

[04:47:11] Oh this is easy, bruh this is easy, okay okay

[04:47:14] Let's see it

[04:47:16] So I'm in a bot lobby, right? I'm in a bot lobby

[04:47:18] Yeah, yeah

[04:47:19] No way I died, no way I died

[04:47:21] Uh, should not

[04:47:22] Oh you can crop spam too

[04:47:24] see the map gives you information so you see the red triangles

[04:47:31] oh my

[04:47:34] I've not seen that before I'm not joking I've not seen

[04:47:36] what do you mean by you've not seen

[04:47:48] your first kid your first kid

[04:47:54] right so unlucky bad timing got me really bad timing

[04:47:57] go the A on the A I'm just crazy to go oh my god

[04:47:59] so okay hypothetical question right hypothetical question guys wait I'm gonna 1v1

[04:48:05] okay 1v1

[04:48:07] here's our important here's our important

[04:48:09] you have to plant look at the bomb is look at the map you see the bomb in the

[04:48:12] tunnel go inside of the tunnel and then I'll have to plant it on B or on A

[04:48:16] probably because 30 seconds

[04:49:18] Yeah, but he makes it come. He makes it come.

[04:49:20] What do you mean it's over?

[04:49:22] I can't die to the bomb.

[04:49:26] Wait, wait, wait, wait, what do you mean?

[04:49:28] I'm late to game a bit, I'm not gonna lie.

[04:49:30] On his rusty, on his rusty, I forgot, I forgot.

[04:49:32] But if it's planted, how can he come to it?

[04:49:34] How can he, you know what I'm saying?

[04:49:36] Like if it's over, how can he come to it?

[04:49:38] If it's over, if it's over, because then it can still come.

[04:49:40] Nah, yeah, I mean he can, like an exit kill,

[04:49:42] but not if you die to the bomb.

[04:49:44] I can, I can, I can.

[04:49:46] It's your first game mate.

[04:49:47] An armor, armor, armor have a helmet on left.

[04:49:49] Wait, how do you get armor?

[04:49:50] Wait, how do I get back to the bottom?

[04:49:51] I can't be the best armorer I've ever been.

[04:49:53] Bro, this game is simple.

[04:49:54] I like it.

[04:49:55] Armor helmet.

[04:49:55] How am I, how am I?

[04:49:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:49:56] There you go.

[04:49:58] All right, I'm not going to die this time.

[04:50:00] There's no reason why I should be dying in bobbies.

[04:50:02] I'm an R6 champ, bro.

[04:50:03] This is literally siege.

[04:50:04] You got to pull down a lot.

[04:50:05] This is a lot of kick on this guy, OK?

[04:50:07] Yeah, let's fast, let's fast.

[04:50:08] OK, that's the guy.

[04:50:11] Hold it, hold it.

[04:50:13] You got to pull down a lot, son of a bitch.

[04:50:15] I'm not that bad. I'm not that bad.

[04:50:25] I'm not that bad! I'm not that bad!

[04:50:31] I'm not that bad!

[04:50:33] Oh, no, shut up.

[04:50:35] This is the end.

[04:50:37] This is what dropped out.

[04:50:39] Oh, my God!

[04:50:43] Headshot!

[04:50:45] You have to get across it.

[04:50:47] Oh, okay, okay, back in, back in.

[04:50:49] Okay, so the AK is the best gun in the game. Got it.

[04:50:53] For armor like is there only two things just this this yeah

[04:50:58] Now here's where I get intrigued flashbangs grenades smoke

[04:51:03] One of each one of each one of each

[04:51:05] Why why all while so you see have more mobile building the Ram work

[04:51:10] So how do I toggle these how do I toggle?

[04:51:13] Just gonna buy them

[04:51:15] I

[04:51:20] Look good, thanks. Not bad. Thank you. Thank you for watching this watch this watch this

[04:51:27] Wait, they won't be there

[04:51:39] Why is high-bives laughing I go I don't know that's right. That's right. Let's see it. See your flashbang

[04:51:45] I'm watching the major right now. I'm not joking. I'm not joking. Thank you. I knew I'd be good at this game

[04:52:00] Hypothetical question should I always be one tapping for the most part? No. No, this is a spray game, bro

[04:52:06] Really? But only once at a long range? Only once at a long range? Yeah, at range. Yeah, this is a spray game, bro

[04:52:12] and AK it's always a headshot one kill DC wait wait if I one shot them in the

[04:52:19] head from any range from any rage yes any rage yes it's voted it feels so nice

[04:52:27] when you hit it like a one-touch

[04:52:30] Wait a minute.

[04:52:31] Uh...

[04:52:32] Watch this.

[04:52:33] Press one, press one. Yeah.

[04:52:35] Copy.

[04:52:38] Yeah, I tried headshot, headshot please.

[04:52:41] Please.

[04:52:42] One shot headshot.

[04:52:44] Oh!

[04:52:45] Oh!

[04:52:46] You feel that?

[04:52:46] Oh!

[04:52:47] You feel that?

[04:52:47] I do feel that.

[04:52:48] Cain in my pants, I think.

[04:52:50] Oh my god.

[04:52:51] Am I on one of these ream?

[04:52:53] Oh no.

[04:52:54] Oh, we're on the...

[04:52:54] Okay.

[04:52:55] We're on the right.

[04:52:55] Okay.

[04:52:56] Oh my god.

[04:52:57] I'm happy we had a game.

[04:52:58] Chad, did you see?

[04:52:59] Hey, you gotta equip your case-hardened brawl.

[04:53:03] Do you see your main cannon?

[04:53:04] Your case-hardened brawl?

[04:53:05] How do I equip my case-hardened...how do I...how do I equip my...

[04:53:08] No, later, later, later. After the game.

[04:53:09] Oh, after the game, after the game.

[04:53:10] Yeah, yeah.

[04:53:11] Bro, wait, in CS, what does it go to? Seven? Eight?

[04:53:14] Go, go, go!

[04:53:15] Thirteen, thirteen. Used to be sixteen.

[04:53:17] It goes to thirteen?

[04:53:19] Yeah, yeah.

[04:53:20] How long does that take? Like an hour?

[04:53:23] Like 35 minutes.

[04:53:24] Not 40 minutes.

[04:53:25] What if it's twelve to twelve? How long does that take? An hour and a half?

[04:53:29] No, no.

[04:53:31] Oh, it's not this act crazy.

[04:53:33] CSGO is doing it.

[04:53:33] Why is my crosshair wide?

[04:53:34] Because I'm moving, huh?

[04:53:35] So if I stand up, we're accurate.

[04:53:37] Yeah, super crosshair is heading on the bus, but.

[04:53:41] Sound cue.

[04:53:42] That's it.

[04:53:43] Two minutes, man.

[04:53:44] Bro, this is what I saw.

[04:53:45] Don't get that clip.

[04:53:46] Right here, right here.

[04:53:49] What matters is that I have one on every map.

[04:53:51] That's two, that's three.

[04:53:52] That's...

[04:53:53] Raider is really important on top left in this game.

[04:53:55] You don't have to see, the Raider is really important.

[04:53:56] Okay.

[04:53:59] Yeah

[04:54:10] Bro, what are these guys at like I feel like we wait a window. I'm off break. I'm feeling ready

[04:54:19] Am I

[04:54:27] You can just hit E

[04:54:29] Yeah, you can just hold these.

[04:54:33] He's got all the same coach, seventhly back.

[04:54:39] Ooh, good aim, good aim, good aim, good aim, good aim.

[04:54:42] Oh, I'm a character, yeah.

[04:54:44] Holy, I'm only one year old!

[04:54:46] Sorry, okay.

[04:54:47] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[04:54:48] Sorry, nah, yeah.

[04:54:49] Now, yeah.

[04:54:50] Whoa, radio message.

[04:54:52] Thank you.

[04:54:54] Oh, okay, okay.

[04:54:56] Let's call my brother.

[04:54:57] okay guys i'm gonna try and sniper okay what do you guys think

[04:55:00] right not yeah go on i like that does any pros use this does any pros use it

[04:55:06] i have to of course this guy is not shooting once just so you know like

[04:55:09] holy shit wait i'm not even trying to stop it one shot one kill jinx okay

[04:55:18] any shot like even a foot even a foot shot even a foot shot no not like not like

[04:55:22] not the foot legs in below is not i not a cut

[04:55:29] well my teammates are kind of stacking in the middle here

[04:55:33] 3v1 3v1

[04:55:37] i just made a locked i know is this supposed to be like this on the body

[04:55:44] i don't know i think they're trying to help you you know your first game they're trying to

[04:55:46] lock you in like oh i'm having fun and then once you get thrown into the water

[04:55:50] Oh

[04:56:00] Can you see through smoke like glass or no?

[04:56:06] You can

[04:56:08] you can uh five you're five and one you're five and one not bad

[04:56:17] well they all look like that you're bro okay now you're not your own defender

[04:56:21] okay p2 what's wait what's the best pistol guys what's the best pistol deagle

[04:56:26] usually people buy kevlar but you can buy deagle it's like watch on that show kind of fun

[04:56:29] deagle is kind of fun you can you can buy deagle you you you can the arrow the

[04:57:04] I'm not joking. I'm not joking. You're here. We go. Wait, wait, I might not potential in

[04:57:15] here. I might have some fucking potential. What do you do? Don't don't spam crouch.

[04:57:20] I'm touching doesn't work. Yeah. Wait, try it right now. You get fatigue. Just try

[04:57:25] to get fatigue. Just oh, okay. No, like you you go slow. You're just you get slower

[04:57:31] slow every time so when should I crash his first first shot that's what doc was

[04:57:35] doing bro doc was doing that you're right you're right a lot like Michael

[04:57:39] crushing okay where's the fucking AK oh no I'm on he's I don't have it

[04:58:16] Oh

[04:58:19] Yes, you can kill your own teammates

[04:58:34] Yeah, that's really bad that's really bad

[04:58:38] Okay, how bad is stream sniping in this game like I'll just get the one to ten

[04:58:41] Okay, let's get one of them.

[04:58:44] One of them?

[04:58:47] One of them?

[04:58:49] One of them?

[04:58:55] He's mad.

[04:58:56] The worst, 11.

[04:58:57] The worst.

[04:58:58] Yeah.

[04:58:59] GG.

[04:59:00] Wait, so this game has like the worst stream-slamming problem ever.

[04:59:03] Oh, I never streamed an 11 of it.

[04:59:05] Honestly.

[04:59:08] One of them?

[04:59:09] One of them are you um...

[04:59:11] Oh no you there

[04:59:21] I

[04:59:25] Swear to God if you don't get the first time I got there

[04:59:30] Yo, oh you back you back

[04:59:33] Are you getting water okay quick question quick question? Um on a scale of one to ten how bad is the stream traffic?

[04:59:41] uh i mean bro it depends bro i think i think you're gonna be fine though i think

[04:59:49] you're gonna be fine at the start but you know i level like once people really want to win

[04:59:55] then it's

[04:59:59] yes yeah you can buy diffuse kit that will make uh diffusing much easier you know what the

[05:00:06] the quote of the day should be don't be a loser by the fuser jinxie but it cuts

[05:00:13] the diffuse time in half that's some support player shit though like dude

[05:00:17] that's something a support player would do I'm kind of trying to enter my

[05:00:21] fragger era you know what I'm saying like entry I just want to be like in

[05:00:25] their face every round flip flip flip flip from to be the open I don't yeah I

[05:00:31] I wanna, yeah, I like dunk, I wanna be the dunk of Bob.

[05:00:35] What's the most frank in the game?

[05:00:36] That's not bad.

[05:00:39] Okay, is this type of aim good enough to hold it up in ranks?

[05:00:42] Like, you guys see my aim?

[05:00:43] Yes, yes, yeah, I mean,

[05:00:45] people in the rank are gonna be really good.

[05:00:46] Why is all the aim making that noise?

[05:00:48] I don't know, I'm not sure.

[05:00:50] But brand new?

[05:00:51] Yeah, bro, everyone's bad, I don't care.

[05:00:53] Guys, I'm not sure if you're going to do it.

[05:00:55] The only way I'm accurate is by tapping.

[05:00:56] If I, if I, look, look, look, if I spray-

[05:00:59] That's fine though, that's good.

[05:01:00] Okay.

[05:01:31] Oh, shit. You got you got four pills on Cavalry though. Like, yo, pick them over.

[05:01:35] What the fuck?

[05:01:40] I'm not gonna lie. How's book cavalry above you?

[05:01:45] That is low kick. Look, he's getting in there. He's getting in there. Look at him.

[05:01:48] Wait, he wants all your kills. Look at this, bro. Look at this guy.

[05:01:51] I'm not even joking. Maybe Tinker is ass. Jinsi.

[05:01:53] Yeah, yeah, I think so. Like, what's this guy?

[05:01:55] You see all your kills. Yo, get out, Cavalry.

[05:01:58] That's right. Boom!

[05:02:00] I want kill

[05:02:16] Who's laughing so I'm laughing

[05:02:19] I'm just thinking like don't watching this is like what the hell

[05:02:22] like bro you can't be saying this for gunk is crap who's your R6 guy who's

[05:02:30] Like he is stomping though

[05:03:00] E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!

[05:03:03] Wait, I'm missing the collar! The collar! The collar!

[05:03:05] Don't be losing it by the fuse up!

[05:03:07] YAAAH!

[05:03:07] YAH!

[05:03:08] We need to do this, Cap'n. This cap'n. This cap'n.

[05:03:09] We need to do this, Cap'n.

[05:03:11] Alright, so...

[05:03:12] Like, any, any coaching points? What do you all think?

[05:03:15] Cap'n needs to go instantly.

[05:03:16] Okay.

[05:03:17] Cap'n's is acros asap.

[05:03:18] In holding back.

[05:03:19] Got it, got it.

[05:03:20] Wait, you used the follow-rock recoil?

[05:03:22] I don't know.

[05:03:23] I don't know how much you're-

[05:03:23] No, no.

[05:03:24] It's actually kinda-

[05:03:25] It can be made time if you have dot dot cross. Yeah, I'm not sure

[05:03:41] I don't know

[05:03:45] Question is jump peeking good or should I stand

[05:03:55] Why is he so fast though?

[05:04:01] Why is he so fast?

[05:04:03] You see how he crossed?

[05:04:05] Yo I need you to climb to my ice.

[05:04:07] Cleanse your eyes.

[05:04:09] Yo bro, how do I...

[05:04:11] Hold it, hold it, hold it.

[05:04:13] When I use my scroll wheel, it brings up a knife.

[05:04:16] I'm trying to get my pistol out.

[05:04:18] Really?

[05:04:20] It should go in order.

[05:04:22] Like you can go through all of it.

[05:04:24] Okay, you can

[05:04:26] What you can one twenty seven eight years on that?

[05:04:29] You can change your crosshair right now like some people in the chat are sending you some clean ones right now

[05:04:34] Like they have some pro crosshairs. You just go on a practice server and then you can like copy paste

[05:04:46] Just go yeah go on a practice server though then you can see it like

[05:04:49] Yeah

[05:04:51] What is it like play is a play?

[05:04:53] Just go exit. Yeah, and now you go practice practice and open party off open party off right now left left left

[05:05:01] Let's you make it like nice

[05:05:05] You want to put them on Mirage or dust yeah, just dust. Yeah, just quick little like little crosshair change, you know

[05:05:12] Who's got the donk crosser?

[05:05:16] Who's got the donk crosser?

[05:05:20] Just copy one of these codes, like it's going to be...

[05:05:24] I hope someone has the code.

[05:05:28] I should probably enable console.

[05:05:32] Yeah, I don't know.

[05:05:36] You can do it in the settings, like change crosser.

[05:05:40] console in the practice much yes robot look this guy said dog this guy said

[05:05:45] dog and it's two different codes it's two different yeah well one of them you

[05:05:48] want settings like don't have to like just take code

[05:05:52] put it in the game game software like in the search and I said oh and that's

[05:05:58] I'll check this out if you want to cross that don't

[05:06:02] uh control me bro yeah oh yeah it's dog this is what dog is this yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[05:06:12] I like it this is dog that's good yeah yeah yeah yeah

[05:06:21] why are people laughing is this not dog

[05:06:28] Is it DONGS or not?

[05:06:31] I'm not gonna lie it's not DONGS, it's not DONGS

[05:06:34] This guy made a mistake

[05:06:36] Godfuckin' retry another one

[05:06:38] Yeah retry another one

[05:06:40] Why? Why troll? Why troll?

[05:06:42] Guys only don't cross the L-span

[05:06:44] I'm not joking bro

[05:06:46] That guy's TR2 in his name

[05:06:48] I think it's actually legit, like this one is gonna be legit

[05:06:50] Get CS in his name

[05:06:52] There we go

[05:06:54] It's like mini

[05:06:56] It's mini it's close found

[05:07:04] Can we try another one? Yeah, don't stream does he stream or no? Yes, the gold stream

[05:07:19] He's focusing on winning trophies holy is he bleeding white right now?

[05:07:26] I

[05:07:33] Don't use the shit it was always it was like a blue little one looks like this, but blue usually

[05:07:41] Dude, there's a chicken

[05:07:43] Can you shoot them? Well, okay? Well, you know what I'm saying first-time message this guy this guy probably has dogs

[05:07:50] First time chapters are always mess

[05:07:52] I guess it is

[05:08:04] So the thing is, when you spray now, your crosshair is not going to fall in the spray.

[05:08:10] Like your bulk will go above your crosshair.

[05:08:12] See, just like when you spray your crosshair, your bulk will go above your crosshair.

[05:08:16] You gotta pull it down.

[05:08:18] Yeah, yeah, your sense is way too high. No

[05:08:22] Now that guy came in flying

[05:08:26] Okay, how do I lower my sense how to go my sense settings

[05:08:30] But you're starting so this you want to get right from the stop

[05:08:35] Yeah

[05:08:48] lower his way to high like low-key go point five let's try it okay what are you use what are you use

[05:08:56] uh bro i'm i'm kind of chopper right now i'm using what is it i don't even know bro what

[05:09:01] i was using dpi and like point point three i don't know bro mine is chop too so wait what's it

[05:09:08] this one doesn't matter to me doesn't matter point just try this try this try this try this

[05:09:12] All right, and I don't know doing a 180 drinks. Do you want 80 with the slow for you?

[05:09:23] If someone behind me understand, what is that?

[05:09:37] Then again, micro adjustments, right suck straight headshot. You saw that that goose would be dead

[05:09:42] Oh wait, maybe you're right

[05:09:55] Yeah

[05:09:58] Cuz I do like the position when they're in front of me, but

[05:10:06] Watch you see

[05:10:08] This was better

[05:10:10] It feels better, it feels better.

[05:10:12] Yo, look at that.

[05:10:14] It feels better.

[05:10:16] Practice little flick on the flick.

[05:10:22] You left, there's a football. You can practice flicking on the football.

[05:10:24] Go back, go back, go up the hill.

[05:10:26] And then there's a football on your right there,

[05:10:28] on your right there.

[05:10:32] Almost, almost had him.

[05:10:34] Almost had him.

[05:10:36] That was good, that was good.

[05:10:38] why is he white white when somebody spawns in a van

[05:10:46] when someone is in a van wait who are you i'm not gonna lie yo guys what's the pleasure

[05:10:54] what's the pleasure oh hey thank you so much bro i'm down to play again man

[05:10:58] okay nice to meet you guys and jimsy i can set up some stuff i already told like my guy

[05:11:04] I like I can walk you through a few things like in the upcoming days and then easy

[05:11:09] Okay, hey, and then maybe you're becoming you know a little bit like don't come. Yes, bro. Thank you, man

[05:11:15] Thank you. That was absolutely fun. It's shit. Oh, thank you, bro

[05:11:18] Let's get a W in the chat man. I'll be over in the chat. W check. I'm gonna have a squishy. W hard scope. W check

[05:11:26] Yeah

[05:11:28] Okay, so now realistically if I want to like play ranked, what do I got to do?

[05:11:38] Yeah, let's play it now. Let's play the matchmaking. I think it's a little bit of

[05:11:42] time. Oh, you can't wait. Does your prime have us? Yes, it's from

[05:11:46] you need a certain level. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. So okay, 10 games. This is peak.

[05:11:56] Well, this is speak so we do chat we do road to level 10 dirty maybe like tomorrow or something and then we play right

[05:12:05] This is Pete real like this. I do this speak now. I'm not gonna lie

[05:12:09] I might be addicted to cases which is a problem

[05:12:12] Because that was a lot of fucking dope of me that wasn't shit like packs, but better

[05:12:16] It's like alpha packs on steroids, but you could buy them bro. It's really bad

[05:12:21] Now I'm sure I will say the road to level 10 is not gonna be easy

[05:12:24] CS they limit your XP that you can get within like I don't know what it is but

[05:12:34] like the duration but they limit your XP and then it kind of cuts off how many

[05:12:45] hours like CS like one hour a day how many hours would it take to you can level

[05:12:50] level up you can level up two times a week

[05:12:55] excuse me is it that little really yeah so it'll take five weeks

[05:13:06] you guys hop on your alt account that's and it's like I like there's no way

[05:13:14] what is level two what's level two I mean tell you just saying it's not what

[05:13:19] level two for comp they're saying.

[05:13:21] Comp's level two?

[05:13:22] Oh, okay.

[05:13:23] I thought you could do that.

[05:13:25] You could do that easily.

[05:13:26] Comp is level two.

[05:13:27] Ooh.

[05:13:29] Now, how do we prevent the stream slamming?

[05:13:32] Just at the lay?

[05:13:33] Just at the lay, probably?

[05:13:35] Premier is level 10.

[05:13:37] They said premier.

[05:13:38] What is premier?

[05:13:39] I had to make sure.

[05:13:41] Premier is like the newest version of ranks.

[05:13:44] You can band maps.

[05:13:46] Word to brow.

[05:13:47] word to brow and all of that.

[05:13:49] Now, how does the right system work?

[05:13:50] Like, is there like, I want to look at a picture of it or something.

[05:13:54] So there's three different things.

[05:13:56] There's three different ranks.

[05:13:57] Now it's only three.

[05:13:59] That's like nothing.

[05:14:00] What no different right systems like life and systems in the game.

[05:14:04] Yeah.

[05:14:05] So this one's just competitive.

[05:14:06] This is what you're looking at.

[05:14:07] It's competitive.

[05:14:11] So the other one would be premier.

[05:14:13] So if you click on that picture that you're hovering over right now,

[05:14:16] the one with the numbers.

[05:14:17] Yeah, so that's premier on the right so premier goes off numbers and then competitive goes off these ranks

[05:14:27] No, what's that one silver one silver? What is that five maybe?

[05:14:32] So

[05:14:35] Really master. Oh, you're looking at those ranks. Yeah, yeah silver elite. Yeah

[05:14:40] Fuck is a silver elite? Come on

[05:14:42] That's the elite out of all the silvers. They're the elite silvers, bro.

[05:14:46] All right. Silver elite. That's like calling somebody a copper elite. Okay.

[05:14:51] So there's silver elite, then the gold elite. What is this here?

[05:14:57] Master Guardian.

[05:14:59] Master Guardian and then what's this here?

[05:15:04] DMG then LEM. Those are our Eagle Master.

[05:15:08] Eagle Master? Bro, what? Okay. I've never even heard of that.

[05:15:11] that and then that's the

[05:15:13] cream master was it was it called

[05:15:15] supreme master first class

[05:15:17] class yeah and then this is

[05:15:19] over the league yeah yeah

[05:15:21] this is where you are bro

[05:15:23] yeah yeah yeah

[05:15:25] I mean I've been that high

[05:15:27] premier rating I've never got

[05:15:29] that high top rating

[05:15:31] hi guys where are you at bro where are you at

[05:15:33] uh I'm like 13

[05:15:35] I'm like 13 care

[05:15:37] I'm like right here I'm like right here

[05:15:39] you can get high in this game or I don't have them in the hours again.

[05:15:43] I feel like now do you see the map subjects are a lot simpler than C.

[05:15:45] Like they're like, yeah, I don't think learning is going to be hard in this game.

[05:15:51] It's just going to be like aiming.

[05:15:52] The aiming is going to be like, yeah, like if he goes in the face that he's

[05:15:56] going to get railed. Yeah, they said sweats, bro.

[05:16:01] Yeah, people care way too much. Yeah.

[05:16:03] Well, I was I'm going to hop off now, but dude, that was fun, man.

[05:16:05] That was legitimately fun.

[05:16:07] Nice meeting you.

[05:16:08] Nice meeting you, Oscar.

[05:16:10] Squishy love you.

[05:16:11] High-bives love you.

[05:16:12] My brother's too.

[05:16:13] Have you been for nine years?

[05:16:16] I'm gonna grind this shit.

[05:16:18] That ass.

[05:16:19] I'm gonna grind this game.

[05:16:21] It's simple.

[05:16:24] It's very similar to Siege.

[05:16:26] Like, ridiculously similar to Siege.

[05:16:30] Bro, the thing is, I don't want to grind too many games

[05:16:32] at once, bro.

[05:16:34] But I kind of have to.

[05:16:36] Because I want to grind Rocket League.

[05:16:37] What a grind CS, what a grind Siege, fuck bro.

[05:16:42] This game, it's very simple.

[05:16:45] That's what I like about it, it's very simple.

[05:16:47] Learning the aiming is gonna be hard.

[05:16:49] The cases are gonna be fun,

[05:16:51] but I have to keep myself in check

[05:16:54] so I don't end up lighting like fucking 80 grand

[05:16:56] on fire over the course of fucking two months.

[05:17:00] But yeah, bro, I, yeah.

[05:17:04] I'm really, really, really liking this shit.

[05:17:07] That was fun.

[05:17:09] I'm okay chat, so tomorrow I'm gonna try to get level two

[05:17:12] and maybe we'll play some competitive tomorrow.

[05:17:14] Now, there's like mandatory game chat I'm sure.

[05:17:17] That might be bad.

[05:17:19] Ooh, the game chat could be really bad.

[05:17:22] But yeah, alright chat, W stream man.

[05:17:25] Guys, CS is peak, CS is peak.

[05:17:29] But guys, have a beautiful fan tab,

[05:17:31] that's amazing, wonderful fan tab,

[05:17:33] spectacular night, chat, I love y'all bro.

[05:17:36] First ever CSGO stream was actually fun as fuck. I'm probably gonna raid squishy because squishy's done

[05:17:45] All right chat, I literally love y'all boys bro guys remember March 8th. We got the 3d3 streamer tournament

[05:17:52] Um, I'm gonna text ode and see who wants to play on that. I think I already did but actually no, I didn't like that

[05:17:57] chat, I'll be uh, I'm a raid squishy guys

[05:18:00] Day one of CSGO was 10 out of 10 fun. Probably gonna do a day two

[05:18:04] Alright chat. Love y'all boys man. Peace! Love y'all boys! Peace! Go Ray Squishy.

[05:18:10] Alright man. God first, God bless.