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Can't deal with you anymore. I want you out
Sad negative on a drink the bottom KW the divano VLog negative on those days
You know Franny thinking about a lot of those and a big the bottom of spectator
The bottom of the water just come back whenever you feel like it
We like to cover the tier one silver what is good?
Shadow what is good?
Oh
I know I'm a saint to my make, I make it higher than my friends tell me
I've got one where I wanna bend
Chat, today we got a big ass motherfucking day, we're playing KSI in FIFA in 18 minutes.
18 minutes, can't be late.
Then, after we absolutely destroy KSI, we will be officially invited into the side-mentarity match.
If I win, we can't lose this shit.
If I win hard to go to your water slot they were divine did because those are wars of mini minstrel's mouth
Well came out of mini minstrel's mouth. He said if I beat can't I promise playing fever this morning. I'm not losing
I'm warmed up. I'm locked in on the cock
Modi with the 10 gifted subscriptions W Modi in the chat mounting with the tier one alpha ghosts with the prime
Fuck you pussy
Mauricio with the prime. Jake with the tier one. Let's switch with the prime.
Encouraged, they can put it tier one. Having substance. 2025. Appreciate the tier one.
Resupply. Oh, jade, they can put it tier one. Really, they can put it tier one.
Strupix, they can put it prime. Fatal, they can put it prime. Jimmy Dickey,
they can put it tier one. Envy, they can put it tier one. Cornelius, they can put it prime.
Now, today's tournament is already off to a disaster. Let's talk, let's talk about it.
Ooh, by the way, chat. New Jersey came into the day. Who can guess which player is on the back of this?
New Jersey came into the day. Jugo! Ecaptique! New Jersey came into the day, chat. Literally came in
like fucking 30 minutes ago. Now, chat. The tournament, which I said is this is probably
going to be a disaster. Let me say this again. This is probably going to be a disaster.
Jinxy, why is it going to be a disaster? You're so negative. Rocket League Tournament had 16 streamers.
And the Rocket League Tournament was easier to get into. You type in a code and you're in.
This Tournament has 24 streamers and it's harder to get into.
I already have a feeling no one's downloading their game. No one's updating their game. No one's adding high-fives.
Quick little updates on today. So sketch can't make it. Can't make it. So he had a flight dock canceled something silky silky says Jix is it still that 6 p.m. EST.
I seen what was up with sketch. I'm still in Vegas. My flight got pushed till 5 p.m. BST
I was supposed to leave out of here at 10 a.m. BST is there any way to push the time back a little bit
I responded bro, so key if we were to push the time back a little bit
It would be pushing the time back for 23 other people. So so he's probably not gonna be able to play
Sketch might not gonna be able to play still because I don't play. I don't know why everybody's jumping out planes all the day of the tournament
I don't know
But besides the point um, we need two subs so we're figuring that out behind the scenes um actually we're not
Have us um
We might not even be able to determine we'll see I have like a last-ditch effort I
Don't know the tournament might be talking that every top
Um, oh, they can't play. Oh, they can't play flight. Uh, flight time plan. Moist.
Oh, so let me text moist. Moist is a good person. He would probably play.
Moist is a good person to play. You probably play. Let me text him.
I love text to people last minute.
We don't have to thank people last minute, but everybody canceled.
Well, no, not everybody canceled, but like, clicks canceled because he has a four-night
tournament.
Sketch has a flight that got pushed back, Silk has a flight that got pushed back.
I don't know, we need two subs though.
On the bright side, the two subs is the last game,
so what a time, what a time to give people.
What a time to give people.
Yo, I'm available, let me know.
High-fives, what is this?
The main Counter-Strike Twitter posted us.
The main Counter-Strike Twitter posted me and One.
Holy cinema.
Now, Jack, listen.
I have a backup plan.
If this tournament goes to shit,
which we know how Siege is,
we know how fuckin' glitchy it is,
we know how shit Ubisoft Connect is,
and we know how unreliable streamer schedules are.
If, if, I'm not saying it's gonna go to shit,
I'm not being negative.
If this tournament goes to shit,
we have a backup plan
because guess who just got unbanned from buying cases?
We're unbanned from spending money.
So, if the tournament goes to shit,
I was gonna rip cases on Monday.
If the tournament goes to shit, we're ripping cases today.
Go, go, go, if it goes to shit, we'll see what happens.
But, we're about to play KSI and FIFA.
Chat, who do y'all got, me or KSI?
Who do y'all got me or KSI?
In this people game.
KSI, KSI, KSI, KSI, KSI, KSI.
Uh, why's everybody saying KSI?
Why's everybody saying KSI?
Do y'all not have any faith?
Have you no faith?
You only because I want to see you fall forward in bite.
Yes!
to the words directly out of Minnie Minters mouth.
If I beat KSI in FIFA,
I'm invited to the side of my charity match.
We're gonna do a best of three,
just like we did it against Speed,
just like we did it against Martin,
just like we did it against Stedgie.
I'm going to try my ass off to win this fucking game.
I was playing this morning, I was playing last night,
I'm locked.
Bro, if you lose, I'm not gonna lose.
KSI is better than Deji?
How much better?
How much better?
Because Deji was fucking ass!
How much better?
How much better?
Because Deji was ass!
Deji was ass.
Watch KSI FIFA clips.
KSI FIFA highlights.
See, the first thing that came up was funny.
14 years ago,
Brother, he's gotta be washed.
I remember watching this video.
I literally remember watching this video
like nine YouTube accounts ago.
Look, bro, all the KSI's FIFA highlights?
What the fuck?
Yo, all the KSI's FIFA highlights is not highlights.
Chat, we're gonna win, bro.
Chat, we're gonna win, we're gonna win,
we're gonna win, we're gonna win.
Chat, we're gonna win, bro.
I'm telling you, we're gonna win.
I'm here watching this video.
I can not, I can not, I can not find the ones.
Now!
Check, this is my opponent by the way.
This is my opponent.
Tell me this isn't going to be the freest shit of my life.
IT'S FOOOOOOON!
You're telling me I'm losing to this guy.
You can sit here with a straight face and tell me that I'm losing to this guy.
Jack, you are fucking crazy, bro.
You are crazy.
You are delusional.
Speedbeat KSI?
How close was it?
Speed was good.
I'm not gonna lie.
No, no, speed was shit.
I almost forgot.
I lagged.
I almost fucking forgot.
I lagged, and you motherfuckers tried to gaslight me and say that I wasn't lagging.
Pfft.
I was lagging my cock off!
Cap, Cap, it's in the vod!
It's all in the vod!
Listen, how bad did Speed Beat KSI?
I need to actually like, let me lock in on this, so I can actually like, how bad,
how bad was it?
Yeah, how much money should I put up y'all?
Two years ago, okay?
How bad?
Six to one.
Oh my, there's no way I'm losing this.
I already know speed use in Portugal.
There's no way I'm losing at this.
Six to one, you have got to be fucking.
Bro, speed was shit at this too.
Like, bro, speed was bad.
Wait, I showed a one, I just lagged.
By the way, bro, I didn't, like,
It's not cap! It's not cap!
Check the most recent one? Wait, they played it again?
What do you mean, most recent one?
Loser gets whipped!
Wait, why is this one close? This is scary. No, no, no. Why is this one close?
this is scary no this is bad now why I don't can't start using arsenal why is
this closed
I randomly skip to this
Do it, just do it.
How do I skip to this part of the video?
Like, what is, like, can we get the mathematical odds on that?
How do I skip to this part of the video?
Like, what is the mathematical odds?
It's a 15-second moment on an hour-long video.
Why'd you watch it? I came.
Who said they came?
Sus, your next 50-50.
It's not 50-50.
Wait, that's the CSGO mindset. I love you, Tat!
Look, epiphany.
All right, let me skip to this.
Okay, let me get out of this.
Look, let's be logically honest here.
Speed beat him.
But it's close.
Louie Sked.
I love that guy's name.
Louie Sked.
That guy's the best name ever.
Louie Sked.
That's Sked?
Why is this close?
No, but I was better than Speed.
Y'all know.
Bro, the real ones know I was better than Speed.
Chad, can I get a reach, please?
No, bro, the real ones, no, I was better than speed.
Chat, can I get a reach speed?
Can I get a reach speed to the chat?
Chat, if I didn't lag, I win.
Cap, cap, cap, what do you mean?
What do you mean, cap?
I was better than speed.
What do you mean?
Bro, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Nick, please give me my V card back.
Moths, I'm not punky, peanut,
pervert at me, Moths, pervert at me.
Listen.
Who said, when is the jerk mate turning?
Who said, when is the jerk mate turning?
Right here.
Amin.
When is the jerk mate turning?
Mods, scroll it up.
Let's get a permanent suspension on Amin under score 17, under score 18.
Thank you Mods.
Get them out.
Get them out.
Look, bro.
Me and Speed were tied until I started lagging.
The first game was the only game where I didn't lag.
As God as my witness,
I lagged every game after the first game.
Y'all could see it on the screen.
It said, unstable connection.
Why am I talking to a wall?
All right, so here's my analysis.
KSI is probably worse than speed,
but better than Degi.
And I'm better than speed better than that. It's gonna be a blowout
Gonna be a blowout. I'm gonna shit on him with Liverpool then shit on him with Barca
This is gonna be a blowout. It's not even gonna be close actually
Jack if I don't win by like nine golden french roll, I'll get an ass tattoo kidding kidding. Don't hold me to that
Kidding all right, let me call them so I'm gonna call KSA
I'm gonna hide this so I don't leak his discourse.
Let me call him, let me call him.
Let me call him, let me call him.
Alright, I'm out of them.
I'm out of them, out of them, out of them.
Madam madam madam madam
I'm going to legit I'm going to fucking chat. I'm gonna fuck up
pause
I'm pause chat. I'm going to win
I'm not losing FIFA chat y'all know people is one of my top top top games, bro
I'm not losing FIFA bro people in one of my top top top games, bro
What's up?
People, what are my top, top, top games?
Da da da da da da da da da dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee
dee dee.
Alright, loading up People.
I add the canes on.
Wait, is it?
Chad, do punctuations matter on Discord or no?
Oh my God, I think it does.
I think punctuations do matter.
It's in the game, the A sports.
It's in the game.
KSI was born from FIFA.
Yeah, but guys, here's how you got to look at KSI.
Ready?
KSI is like, bro, look at him like this.
KSI been playing FIFA longer than me.
Sure.
Chopin, you got to look at him like this, right?
KSI is like Shaquille O'Neal,
when he played on the Celtics
this is his FIFA skill
Shaq
O'Neal
Celtics
this is, this is KSI on the FIFA
this is him
now
one thing you'll notice
you'll never see a clip of Shaquille O'Neal on the Celtics
ah, because he was fucking washed
this is KSI on the FIFA, bro, legitimately
How is that racist?
Wait y'all couldn't see?
Look look look
This is Shaquille O'Neal
Or sorry. This is KSI on FIFA. Yeah, he might have been good in
2014 guess what I was gonna stop bro. I was there one or maybe dip two or maybe dip three
It doesn't matter bro. Maybe maybe the dip four dips don't matter, bro
You go up you go down
Everybody goes up and down
There's not a single fucking universe where I lose to cancel.
And you can mark my fucking words.
Alright, let me see you have to be back.
Let me see you have to be back.
Let me see you have to be back.
Let me see you have to be back.
Let me see you have to be back.
Bro, I'm gonna win, chat.
I'm gonna win.
I'm gonna win.
I promise you.
Mark my words.
How is that racist?
Shall I get all some packs?
Somebody say packs.
Chugo e catige.
Shall somebody say packs?
Did somebody say packs?
Did somebody say PUT?
Disconnected from previous match.
Oh, yeah, I didn't rage quit.
I lagged out.
I lagged out.
I didn't rage quit.
I lagged out.
I was winning like 5-0.
5-0.
16,000 FIFA points.
And a mildly erect penis
Let's get it. Let's go. Huh? Let's get it. Let's go
Let's get it. Let's go
Jack
16,000 FIFA points in a mildly erect penis, bro
Let's do this shit
How many inches, how many inches are we talking flaccid or erect or extremely erect?
The Seaman Mentor just said good luck!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Simon, I'm done with you bro.
I'm not like some...
HIDE AND GET TO THE BONE!
I can't play your pick.
Hi guys, are you watching the stream right now?
No, I fucking hate watching your streams. I don't watch them.
Can you pull it up the stream?
Come on.
Hi guys, look at what's on the screen right now, hi guys!
Three packs for me.
Read it, read it, read it, read it, read it slow, read it slow, while jerking.
Including one base icon player pick pick one of three also
Do you know what this means?
No
You can get Johan Cruyff or
or Rado Vingo, or Jorizinho, or R9, or Pele, or...
Pele!
Yes, Pele! Pele! No, no, no, no!
Not a baddie Pele, fucking real Pele!
Oh...
I'm gonna go to the landform. You are going to pick the card!
High-fives!
Perfect.
No, no, no!
Don't fuck around!
You're gonna pick the card!
and you're gonna pick the best card.
You and the chat are gonna listen.
You and the chat are gonna form a council
of logically what is the best card for James C's team.
Y'all are gonna pick.
Do you understand what I'm telling you?
Don't pick a shit player.
I'm getting a blackboarder.
Getting a blackboard, getting a blackboard.
Yeah, I'm in it.
Fuck, there's my black hole! Fuck!
How many size?
Found it. How much are you ready?
I'm ready. Yeah.
Did you understand what I told you?
Yeah, no fucking around.
Yes, you're gonna pick the best car. These are $35 packs.
All right, this is the most expensive pack in the game.
We only have three of these.
Ready?
Yep.
How locked in are you scared of the one-to-ten?
I'm really locked in.
So I'm going to describe the voting process.
So me and chat, it's going to be 90% chat.
No, don't fuck chat.
Just you.
You, you, you.
Fuck chat.
They're going to pick the worst card.
Fuck chat.
you you you you you all right are you ready yeah I'm going blind hi guys these
are the best tax we've ever opened best tax they're open all right all right
it's opening all right wait hold up I can watch this part oh Machino to God
Machino to God wait that's not over that's not over guard who is the
Oh
That guy sucks no that for an icon that's like as bad as it gets
Now hi boys, are you ready? This is the big boy. This is why we're opening this okay?
Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready?
I'm ready. I'm ready.
Alright, first card. High-bives.
Don't fuck around!
I don't fuck around.
Alright, first card. Talk to me, talk to me.
Oh!
Hold on.
Why'd you scream? Is it good?
He's from England.
Good start.
82 face.
What? What's his position?
Start of position. Always start of position.
ST
That's good!
Wait, um, oh, okay, what's...
89 overall.
89?
Yeah.
It's his name, Crouch.
This is Shalier.
What?!
It's a new guy, I don't think you're one of them.
Fuck him.
Shalier.
High-fives, it's an icon, it can't be new!
Oh.
Second car.
Oh my gosh!
What?
Say you swear to god!
Say you swear to god!
Listen overalls, 92 overalls.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Who was that?
Goalkeeper?
Termini?
Termini?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Germany? 92.8? Wait wait wait German? German goalkeeper? Yes bro. Manuel Neuer? No, no.
She's anger.
Wait, you said she?
Come on, bro.
It's 2026, Marie Tandy's sexist.
Come on.
She's a good goalkeeper.
No, no, no, love it, love it, love it.
Have us from now on.
You know what?
OK, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no.
She's great.
Fuck up.
And it's international women's day, too.
That's fucked up, and you don't.
No, she's great.
No, she's amazing
Third car ready
Yo bro, hi guys. Hi guys. What is the point of going? Oh, this is ass to say it's ass
It doesn't matter. They all suck. It doesn't matter. We have two more. We have two more.
Bro, you're not locked, buddy. I can tell you're not locked. You're not. You're not locked at all.
Hey buddy, we just got a good card.
We got a dog's a card!
You didn't take the woman, you didn't take the woman.
It's not cause she's a woman.
It's not cause she's a woman.
It's cause I already have Yashin.
She's just gonna be on my bench.
I already have Yashin bro, it's not cause she a woman.
Ready?
Alright, I'm ready to leave now.
Second pack.
bro why are you screaming Germany Germany Germany
that's fucking Belgium you idiot that's bad job
well that's Romero Lukaku wait hold on now we'll see and this guy right here is
is the reason my bar set didn't win Champions League.
This guy right here is the reason my bar set
didn't win Champions League.
Dumb fries?
Dumb freeze, bro.
Oh, you're so fucking American, dude.
All right, high fives ready?
High fives ready, ready?
All right, all right, all right.
Now it's time for the big boys, come on!
All right, talk to me, talk to me, talk to me!
Okay.
Oh, Christelle!
Christelle!
SEE YOU SWEAR, MY GOD!
POSITION! POSITION!
POSITION POSITION!
POSITION!
C-A-M
THAT'S MANY GUNS! THAT'S MANY-
WAIT, CA-CA
IT'S PRETTY GOOD NOW! I'LL KEEP IT TO THE UNIVERSE!
What? Okay.
It's not a CA-CA!
Okay, maybe pay it back, maybe pay it back.
Second card.
Why do you do that? Why?
Oh! Brazil!
Two Brazils! Hi guys! Two Brazils!
Yes!
We pick whichever one is better. Whichever one?
Uh...uh...
One or three. Which Brazil is better?
Yeah, which one's better?
Hi guys, don't leave the chat! They're gonna troll!
Look at the overalls, look at the overalls!
They see, they're the same overall!
They're both really hot!
What a position.
So one is right back.
The recent one, number three.
He's a right back, Chris Dale.
Roberto Carlos!
Yes, actually, yes.
No, no, hi.
That's Carlos Alberto! Not Roberto Carlos!
You just edge me!
Bro, all we got is name backwards. Fuck the cow.
still not bad it's still not bad that's a huge difference though have eyes
Roberto Carlos is like the best defender you could get all right last one last
one you ready yes he goes good he goes really good but we want somebody
crazy what's one more 10 mil all right all right oh wait I can look at this part I can
Okay, how about it's time this is our last
Ask base icon pick.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
This could be Payday or Johan Cruyff.
Come on.
CDM, I'm very tall for this.
You don't know what cards which.
Okay.
CDM, where's Kleeps?
Um, pace 77, shooting 73, over all, 87, oh, hold on, this is very good.
This is very good, actually, striker, again, this guy does work leaps, pace 86, shooting
89, passing 71, he's from England, overall 89.
But you know what, that's not a bad pass.
Now, let me pick the card. Don't cheese.
Chad, you gotta come together.
What card is the best to pick here?
One, two, or three?
Okay, JC, go left.
Go left, go left.
Yep, yep, go left.
No, try to get to the middle.
in the middle so you gotta go right one time one last two times there we go
we're in the middle all right hit this one yeah there we go you picked the only duplicate
is it not good you picked the only duplicate it's good it's good um
Our SPC storage is full.
Shit.
I fucking hate you.
You got any more packs bro?
No!
I'm calling.
I'm calling the cat sack.
Jesus.
Jesus bro.
Jesus!
Bastion Schweinsteiger.
Bastion Schweinsteiger.
Bastion Schweinsteiger.
Bastion Schweinsteiger.
Bastion, Schweinsteiger!
Dude, that looks so bold.
Alright, Chad, KSI is ready to flesh.
Right now, he texted me one minute ago instead of added.
I'm gonna go pee and then call KSI.
Walk in on the cock.
I have autism!
you
You
Have this down spagety files legacy
Don't you worry, don't you worry child. Yes
you
I'm fucking in his tight ass holes bro!
I'm calling!
Jinxie calling!
Jinxie is calling!
Jinxie is calling!
Calling!
I'm calling!
Calling!
I'm so ready!
Chalm wound up!
I jerked off!
I took a cold shower!
I ate breakfast!
Um...
I had an existential crisis about dying, I'm ready bro, like this is each, yeah, if I don't win, consider me a failure.
What's your name, baby?
Milk me.
Milk me, Molly.
You sound like Pallas.
Pallas.
Why is the chair saying milk me?
Real voice. Real voice.
This on me.
Molly Milties.
Pallas.
Pallas.
Hi guys, what is the point of making me a e-girl, speaking of e-kittens, chat we got
to do some e-pow streams on Valorant, guys you never know maybe I could find a little
I know CS go is better than Valorant, but I need to get an EKN.
Beyond friendly with the 10 gifted.
Beyond friendly with the 10 gifted.
88 times 11 pack in store. Ryan if you're lying I'm banning you. If you're lying I'm banning you.
Ryan if you're I try out a cat's eye.
There's a $40 pack in the FIFA store and we only have one of them.
40 up. What does that mean? What does that mean?
Yeah!
Got him on his back!
Olivia, save me! Olivia, save me!
Hold still!
Where has he been gone?!
Olivia, save me!
That has to be good! That has to be...
Don't freeze!
Cout!
Sizzoco!
Marquinhos!
That has to be...
Bro, how much is Jalil worth?
Or have you got Jalil?
What?
Is that everybody, okay?
What about Jones?
Ryan, that's the best pack we've ever opened, but on the other side, I don't think it could
have been worse.
In terms of pack though, Marquinhos, maybe?
In terms of pack though, I don't think we could have pulled a better pack than that.
But yeah, it was shit.
Creature World shit!
Chats what I say to that, what he joins?
Christian Wolch, shit.
Terrible Pacluck, I know, bro, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, my Pacluck is ass, Jack.
Open more.
Wait, chap, what did, chap, before, hold it up, before KSI joins, let's get hype. No, no.
Before KSI joins, let's get hype.
Before KSI joins, let's get it hype, let's get it hype.
Before KSI joints, let's get it high.
Obviously, this is not an easy-
Chad, before KSI joint, let's get it high.
This is not an easy video to make. I'm no longer a sideman.
I will be-
Greatest diss track in YouTube history, by the way.
Don't so long, you guys.
That's your life.
Crucial or shit.
Why did we have to wait for more for it?
You said you were recovering, but you didn't do bit.
You just evolved into the first male.
With this, you said you had to get some things off your chest
So tell me why the fuck do you still have threats?
Yeah, you're leaving the side, men
But thankfully, you made the other guys
But you didn't make me
So I can stand here, on my own two feet
As I chat shit about you on this old school beach
So let's get started on why your life's peaked
For me gone, got two mil views in three weeks
Which means 14 million people didn't commit it
Cause they already knew that it was gonna be shit
I rate you though, KG
You've made facts where the fact is you killed more babies than trash
And your EP flopped, you need to be stopped
Cause none of your new singles are
YANGSEE!
I'm hyped for this game now, like I'm hyped for this shit
But, the old KSI will never be topped
And when you fight Joe Weller, you're gonna get chopped
Now let's take a minute
Did any weirdo fight? I think he won that fight, chat
Bitch, to talk about your mother, how the fuck did she make you and your brother?
She gave birth to you, and chose to have another
Each brother's more a-tarded than the other
You're both too stupid, it's just a scene
You're finally my five-summerous R&G
You've got a girlfriend now
To be fair to you, so tell me
This was the best, um, YouTube era of all times, bro
Wait, KSI texted me, KSI texted me
KSI texted me
This was the best YouTube era of all time
Wait, KSI said wait, wait, in a meeting. What? Oh no, I'm pressing him. I'm pressing him.
He's in a meeting? He's in a meeting? Not bad, let's play this again, let's keep playing this again.
Actually her ass looks who?
You're G.C.G.S.A.
With your great face
WOAH!
Downgraded from Sean O'Water, fool from great
And he's trying to hide it from the internet
Why?
Because he's a wild-runner
I'm scared
You could smell a gonerate from a mile away
Is that a di-bala jersey?
Brett forgot about di-bala
From a mile away
You can look her up with some vagina spray
La-Lambagini
La-Lambagini
Has anybody seen J.J.'s Lamborghini?
Chat speak of the witch let's listen
Let's listen. Let's listen chat. I'm not kidding when I say this bro. If you've never heard this song chat
legitimately plug your eardrums
This is who I'm gonna lose to in FIFA chat
Deadass if you never heard this song plug your eardrums, bro, like your eardrums are not ready
This song will take your ears for Kennedy
You think I'm a loser this guy?
you
you
you
you
you
you
Sound I feel like people will be a lot more positive. Yeah, we're out of that would do. Let's do this
I first off did you react to cancer? See, you know what it is about this song, bro
It's like a Disney song like this is a song you would hear in like Disney Channel. I'm being serious, bro
Think of it. All right
Let's go
Wait, I just want to watch that G. I just want to watch that G reaction. I
Just want to watch that G reaction
guys hello it's veggie hello guys I'll be honest so I was actually planning to
upload on this channel a lot sooner okay it's just what I plan for this channel
the video that's coming next is a banger I promise all right JJ it's a little bit
featuring 50 red let's go
I'm in the thick of it.
Why is he already smiling?
This is brother by the way.
Bro, why is he already smiling?
Everybody knows.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, it's easier to do this.
Alright, alright.
Oh, look, look, look, if your brother has to do this before listening to your song,
bro, like this song is ass, bro, how is it a nine minute reaction on a two minute
song?
Bro, if somebody has to do this before listening to your music, like, Jack, do y'all see this?
Why is there a prime bottle in the music video?
It's just like a Disney song, bro. Wait, wait, wait, wait, so what's what's getting me what bits getting me wait
Let's just play
Oh
Of course wait
I
Wait, how is he holding a controller? Is this thing even on?
Well the controllers have a light on! It's not on!
It's not on! The controller's not on!
Screen to the ring to the pen to the ch-
Ah, TJ, you make me laugh, man. Ah, TJ, you're funny, man. You're funny.
You're funny, but it's not but this song is actually pretty good. I'm not even I'm really like a captain
This is actually like a solid two-out. I'm joking. It's a good song. It's a good song. I'm more of a captain
It's actually a good song. I I like this song a lot
From the screen to the ring to the bend to the king
From the ring to the screen to the bend to the king
Oh wait
From the screen to the ring to the bend to the king
Jack, should I make a song?
Jack, what do y'all think, guys?
Like, legitimately, bro.
Should I make a song?
Bro, I feel like everybody makes a song.
Should I make a song, bro?
No, fuck no.
Jack, there's no way I make a song worse than this.
There's no way, bro.
Don't attempt it.
Cornball.
Fuck you, fuck you.
That's not an answer!
I said, should I make a song?
You don't say fuck you to that.
You don't say fuck you.
Bro, chat, what could my song be, bro?
What could it be about, bro?
What could it be about, chat?
What could it be about?
What could my song be about?
What could my song be about?
I'm deaf, so I don't care.
Being a loser, being bald.
Rocket League, bro, look, chat.
If I make a song, bro, about Rocket League,
I'm gonna get thrown into a fucking locker.
about your kid Ryan you're a VIV in the stream type that stupid body blue shit
again and you're getting banned I'm not making a song about body blue
Jesus well I would rather shoot myself than listen to it are you fucking
serious. So you would rather die than listening to a song that I make. What that
support system is this chat. You would literally choose death than listening to
a song. You're going in the locker regardless. Stream harder please. Make a
song about your addiction with coke. Talk about your living sperm cell. Let me tickle
your nipples are we serious guys like are we dead ass so
okay
That's why blame always come on
I range
See I believe
I'll be fancy in my heart
It's my safe ceiling cause I'll reach you first
No
She's just so cute man
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
What are you doing right now?
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Enjoy brah you can't tell me that this is a bad song like this is actually a good song, but I need it
It's like it's not it's catchy. It's catchy. It's catchy, but that's not a good
Hercules or bands up. Oh my gosh. Wow
You missed that? Did you see that? You missed that. Look. He kicks on it. That's why you
missed it. Right? Did you miss it? You missed it. Look. You missed it. How is this video
nine minutes the song is two minutes
daddy but he missed the kick I was a
weak ass kick man
that's max level hating dude
yeah I just feel like personally bro if
I made a song bro um I just feel like
it'll be a banger dude maybe I'm crazy
bro chat it's feel like if if I made a
song it'd be a banger legitimately guys I just feel like if I made a song it will
be a banger please god no what do you mean please god no bro what the hell
does that mean all right let's rip some more packs let's do it check KSI is
38 minutes late right now by the way
38 minutes late.
38 minutes late.
No, let's read the text.
No, let's read the text.
Let's read the text.
Yesterday, me, you still down for tomorrow?
9.03 AM.
KSI?
That's the plan.
Ha-ha.
2.14 PM.
Me, 2.41 PM.
Bet.
3 PM EST, 8 PM GMT.
I'm going to wreck that ass.
He said, LMFAO, 340 AM.
Today, 221 PM, what's your discord?
He says, discord?
I said, I sent for a request, 2.56 PM.
He said, add it.
I said, call him in one minute, 3.17 PM.
3.24 PM, KSI says, wait, wait.
In a meeting, sorry, haha.
It's not 8 p.m. at 740.
Wait, what do you mean?
Oh, daylight savings?
Oh.
What?
Daylight savings?
We fuck birthday guarantees?
All right, let's rip some packs while we wait.
Yeah, let's rip some fucking packs!
Let's rip some packs!
See I believe that if I see it in my heart, smash through the ceiling cause I'm reaching
for the stars.
Whoa!
Oh, this is how the story goes.
I'm not opening cases.
Now I might open cases tonight if the tournament's
a disaster, which I have a feeling
that tournament is gonna be a disaster.
We might do CS cases tonight.
All right, chat.
We got some more packs to rip.
Lock the fuck in, babies.
Whoa, whoa, look at what Squishy just tweeted, look at what Squishy just tweeted.
New team for RLCS this Friday, team name, JinxCFC, team Squishy, JinxCSTOMP, Jack.
How do y'all think we're going to do?
How do you think we're going to do?
G. Day one final boss.
The fuck this day one me?
Horrid.
Horrid.
Smash through to stay here, Link,
cause I'm reaching for the stars.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I guess this is how the story goes.
See it's in my head right now, fuck.
It's in my head right now.
I guess this is how the story go.
Whoa.
Yeah, let's wait some money on facts.
Let's wait somebody on facts.
I guess this is how the story go call that hold up my dad
called pizza my dad called.
I would just call four minutes ago.
Yeah, yeah. Hold on. Yo, Jack, how's it going?
Oh, let me turn to the line. How you doing?
Hey, do you need, like, a couple for your tournament or what?
We need...let me check. Let me see.
Sketch like MIA. He's, like, missing.
Sketch is in Montana at a ski resort and Silky is stuck in Vegas cuz his
flight got pushed back. So we need to but let me see if these people are
spawned. Alright dad do you want to join it?
I'll hook you out. I mean I don't want to be like sloppy seconds you know what I mean?
No, no you're not sloppy seconds. Dad I'll call you before the tournament starts.
All right.
No, I tell you what, don't p-tip, like do that like magic screen share, whatever it
is with your computer, do it with mine, so I cannot do the whole, what do you call it?
What's the fucking thing?
Discord.
Discord.
I hate Discord.
Okay.
I can't do it.
All right.
I'll call you on your phone before I'll let you know.
Yeah.
I mean, if you too.
Huh?
I think we need one. I think we need one.
Who am I playing with?
I don't know. Your team might be...
So Sketch is M.I.A. He's gone.
Yeah, he's gone.
Like we thought, like last two days, he's like...
Sketch is gone. Forget him.
Yeah, he's gone. Just consider him out.
He's out. He can't make it.
There's no way. He's in a ski resort.
So Sinna and Joe...
Your teammates could either be Sinna and Joe
or Ray and Loats.
Wow, what do you think, Jack?
What should I take?
I'm on stream, by the way.
I think Joe could be a good teammate.
I don't know.
I might have more fun with Rain and Loves.
OK, I could throw you in there.
And then Pete's excited to play.
Pete's excited to play.
OK, I'll let you know if we need two.
We might just need one.
Don't be bashful on the phone.
Just call me.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, what is that?
I said, don't be bashful on this phone.
Call me if you need somebody to help out.
No, yeah, I'll call you, but I think we just need it.
I think, I mean, Los is fucking hilarious.
I'd love to be honest with you.
Okay, I think we just need one though, okay?
So I'll call you, all right?
All right, all right, all right, see you then.
Love you, bye.
All right, let's go.
So we got 20K FC, 20K FC points.
Deluxe foot birthday guaranteed pack.
Deluxe foot birthday.
Guaranteed pack!
Harry Kane!
Harry Kane, Harry Kane!
Harry Kane!
Who is that?
Who is that?
Bon Marti?
Balvin Doorwinner?
Lacey Carter.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Lacey Carter.
Jinksy!
What's up Lacey?
What's up, bro?
I got bad news, dude.
You said?
You said what?
I got bad news, bro.
Do you have any good news or is it just bad news?
The bad news is the tournament is over.
What do you mean?
The good news is it's because I'm winning it all.
I'm back, I'm from home at 2am and I'm winning that whole fucking tournament.
I don't care if I gotta carry my team by myself, Jamesy, I'm doing it.
Amazing, have you ever played R6?
Twice.
Okay, you have a good team, bro.
You have you, Ron, and Marlon.
Yeah, I know.
Wait, so I have a question.
The third is still happening, right?
I just saw a tweet.
What was your tweet?
What did you say?
It was a said, uh, let me find out what he said.
real quick he said.
Jinxy said there might not be a tournament unless he finds replacements.
I got one replacement. I got my dad.
Okay.
We just need one more. We just need one more.
Oh so we're good.
Yeah we're good, we're good.
Now, here's the other thing. The problem might become, do you have the game downloaded and updated Lacey?
No.
See, that's the problem.
Counting on 24 people to download and update CH
is more than you think.
That's like an hour-long update.
I will go download for me more than right now.
All right, bro, thank you, Lacy.
Like, genuinely, thank you, bro.
Gosh, bro.
All right, good luck, man.
Bye, peace.
W, Lacy, bro.
No, I can count on, Lacy.
Chad is telling you that it could be bad.
That's all I'm saying.
One of five Deluxe flood birthday player pick.
Wilson, from Wales, Fordham, Pierre-Emerick-Albomoyang.
Hey Pierre, you want to come out here?
Well that pack was an absolute fucking shit house.
Wait, one of two 88 plus? Hold up!
Oh, Ron's called him. Chad Ron called him.
Alright.
Yo, hey Ron, how's it going? Are you playing...
...Fastly Lean or something?
Yes. Yo, this is the one that's still happening.
Why is everybody saying this?
Why is everybody saying it's not?
Yes, yes, why?
I just want to make sure Ronald talks to somebody, you know, start warming up.
Yes, the tournament is still happening.
Like, like, like, like, like, yeah, yeah, the tournament is still happening.
It's going to run smooth as hell.
There's not going to be any problems.
All right, Ronald, you know, there's any problems.
I know who to blame.
Who? Who would you blame?
You.
No, I did everything to make sure there was no problems.
I got too much.
No, so I'll actually give you a little bit of a background here.
This morning, get a text from Silky.
Yeah, this morning he said yo let me actually I'm just gonna find the text here
I'll give you exactly what he said I don't want to take him out of take him out of
contacts here he said this is what Silk he said exactly mind you this wasn't two
days ago this wasn't three days ago this was this morning
JXI is it still at 6 p.m. EST I seen what was up with sketch I'm still in
Vegas my flight got pushed to 5 p.m. EST I'm supposed to be about here at
10 a.m. PST. Is there any way we could push back?
That's why you did not get pushed back on a J6 flight five minutes when I left yesterday.
I went for nine and three hours. I was like, I'm leaving.
Found a flight instantly, bro.
Fuck, gosh.
And for more lore, have I pulled up Sketch's TikTok of him dancing in the mountains?
Yesterday, I'm at my grandparents' house.
I go on TikTok. I see Sketch is dancing in the mountains.
I'm not kidding. Literally dancing in the mountains.
I immediately text him, I'm like, yo, you still good for the tournament tomorrow?
I see you're like in the mountains, no response.
Get a text at like 10 AM.
I can't make it, my flight got pushed back.
In other words, he maybe just forgot about it.
He's literally in the mountains, like kind of, I just pulled it up.
I just found a JANSEX flight right now from 1.30 PM to 2.45, it lands at 2.40
PM.
Damn.
Looking at it right now.
Okay, so yeah.
So wait, here's sketch, hold up, here's sketch.
These are the two players we need to sub in.
Here's Sketch Chat.
Literally saw this yesterday.
Just dancing in the mountains, not kidding.
Like, like, like, this tournament is not happening.
It's not?
No, it is.
We just got to get, look, we need one more.
We need two people, bro.
Just, you know, who got on a pixel flight?
He can't.
He already said he can.
We need one more.
My dad is subbing in.
We need one more.
You're dancing in for who?
Um, probably Silky.
I'm just gonna see it's in Ego beyond.
Wait, Ron, by the way, do you have a game downloaded and ready to play?
No.
Oh yeah, you played on it.
No, you do, you do, you do, you fucking troll.
Chat, Ron's good.
Okay, yeah, so wait, my dad is gonna take Silky's spot,
which is actually an upgrade,
because Silky's never played and my dad has played.
So we need one more stuff one more stuff
Slight slide
Fly won't I don't think you'll do it flight has so much for a bro. I don't think you do it
We will one person will figure out the sub we'll figure it out
We'll figure it out like 6 p.m. So in two hours in two hours
Like a real 6 p.m. Bro a streamer 6 p.m. Like I'm gonna be ready at 6 p.m. You know what I'm saying like I'm gonna be ready
I know I know I know I'll make I'll make sure it happens no matter what even if we have to get 39 times
All right, you know me. I'm just sitting here patiently waiting. All right. All right. I got you.
All right, Ron. I got you, bro. All right. You're really chopped. I thought you said your chopped.
No, you're chopped. You're just really chopped. The more I look at you, the more I get mad.
like really fucking top oh my god like it's really bad actually okay like what is the
point of saying that Jeff where is KSI I might miss the tournament oh my god he said he's
ready he said he's ready he said he's ready KSI said he's ready said he's ready
Saturday's ready. Saturday's ready. All right, let me draw a call. He texted me, okay,
bitch, I'm here. Who does this guy feel like right now? All right, I'm going to press
That's ever been 40 minutes late chat.
Let me go pee.
Let me go pee.
Let me go pee.
Let me go pee.
Let me go pee.
you
All right, let me call can't sign, let me call can't sign, let me call can't sign,
Let me call KSI.
I don't call him, I'm calling him.
Log one, what the?
This is how the story goes.
Oh, KSI, you're in here, what's up, bro?
KSI, we're just listening to some of your music with my chat, bro.
we were listening to Lamborghini, Creature, um, we even snuck in.
What the fuck is this?
I think we even snuck in a thick of it at the end, bro.
Dude, you make good shit, bro, good music, bro.
No, man, I ain't doing this if I'm gonna have to deal with it.
No, so wait, hold up, let's actually get into the brass tacks.
No, what the fuck is this, bro?
Chance, I, how are you hour late?
Well, I can't even understand what you're saying.
Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean? Do I sound like a girl? Hi guys?
Wait, don't let me say it. I'm gonna say the n-word. Whoa. Oh wait. I was on voice mod. Oh my god
Wait, do I sound normal now? Oh?
Yeah, yeah, you do hi guys. Why did you check wait? What do I sound like? What did I sound like?
What would you what did I sound like one minute ago one minute ago?
you sound like someone just chopped off your balls yeah that's I got fucking
damage all right besides the point bro can't say why are you 56 minutes late
buddy doing 56 minutes late you said 8 p.m. yeah it's it yeah it's 356 p.m. for me
ESD! We said 3pm EST!
Yes, so that's in four minutes.
No, it's...it's 3.57pm EST!
Brother, what? Don't dance like me!
No, you said 8pm MY time!
What time is it in England?
It's 7.57.
Oh, I know what happened. Oh my God, I know what happened.
Because in the US it's daylight savings in England y'all do daylight savings. So I got moved back our oh
My god, you're actually early. I'm sorry about Wow
Wait, what?
Wait, what we do have daylight savings
Wait, so now I'm really confused wait, so
I was didn't happen. I don't know. Oh, you're sitting okay. I'm confused. Okay. Okay, so
bro let me let me let me pick your brain here JJ so just to give you a little bit
of a background I played dead she and FIFA about two weeks ago and literally
fuck that did she shit so yeah okay but like how confident are you bro well I am
the goat when it comes to FIFA okay wait I mean wait do we call it FIFA
anymore yeah call it FIFA bro wait can't I could you turn on your cam and
discord by the way I'm gonna I'm gonna throw your face cam at the bottom right
out of screen so the jacket to you people are saying AI AI AI okay so people
are saying AI okay there he is there I'm I'm real okay bro I saw you own a
football club now bro yeah a football club border league team um yeah i'm all
footballed out you are looking for a striker no not you okay not you what the
fuck i wasn't even your ass i wasn't even gonna save me bro i wasn't even
gonna save me okay okay all right i have a good suggestion bro it's a
Okay.
Baldur by the name of Nicholas Stewart.
He's five foot 11.
Six inch.
Nicholas Stewart.
Six inch penis.
Look him up.
Look up Nicholas Stewart.
Wait, why is his penis size important?
Just a heresy as a nice cock.
Nicholas Stewart.
Just look up Nicholas Stewart.
That's who you need as a striker.
Nicholas Stewart.
Yes, look him up.
Look him up.
What, the actor?
He's dead.
No, no, just go Nicholas Stewart images.
Not Nicholas Cage, bro.
Nicholas Stewart images, okay
That's me that's a striker, bro. Oh
These it's just dead people
Nicholas Stewart, how much well in Nicholas and I see H o l a S. Okay, and then space
S T E W A R T. Wait, S T E? What the fuck? S T E W A R T. And then just, yeah, right there, right there.
Okay. It's, it's just you. Yeah, back to you, Nina, you striker asshole. I'm good. Bro, I've been training. I've been training.
Like, I've been training, bro. What division are y'all, bro? Are y'all Champions League, Premier League? What are y'all doing?
We are sixth tier, so National League South.
So it's not Premier League, so championship.
It's not League One, it's not League Two.
It's not National League, it's the league below that.
I can already tell you're making fun.
No, no, no.
They would vote.
They're still way better than anything you can ever do.
No, dude, I'm pro level, probably.
like I'm pro level, I'm pro.
All right, so what tier are you, tell me.
So if I was to play football right now,
probably chat, what do you guys think?
What do y'all think chat,
Premier League, maybe Champions?
No, maybe Champions League.
What y'all think, shit.
No, I, well, I hope you're chatting and glazing you man
because I see what,
I saw what you did at the last China match, well,
nothing.
So speaking of which,
Miniminter proposed me a challenge, bro. Yes. He said if I beat you in this FIFA best of three, which I will
That I get invited to the charity match and I've been training for the past two months
And I would be scoring all up and down that fucking field buddy
Score it if you beat me if I beat you so you could deny me from the charity match, bro
legitimate and I will. I will. Here's what we're going to do. Because we actually need good players in the charity match.
And I can't believe Simon's giving you an opportunity. Okay. Wow. This is actually a really hostile.
Okay. So here's what I'll say, bro. You're in EU, so we should do one game on my servers, one game on your servers.
If it's Ty, whoever has the best goal differential gets their servers in the last game.
Okay. That sounds fair. Alright. I like that. I can tell you're really confident, dude.
Like, why are you so confident? Do you not know who I am, bro? Yo, bro.
I'm the guy that did Feet for 12, Race to Division One. Yes, bro. I understand that.
You were basically the- I'm the guy that did Heskey Time. Yeah. Have you seen Shaquille
I'm the guy that did World to Beastiality.
That one sounds not like a FIFA series.
I'm the guy that made constant FIFA rap battles.
How does that have to do with your skill?
I'm the guy that completed Ultimate Team.
How does that have to do with your skill?
I'm him.
Yeah, OK.
But bro, here's the thing.
OK, OK, it's that.
Here's the thing, bro.
First thing you got to understand, bro,
is I'm the 2023 gamer of the year.
Do you even know what that means, bro?
Do you even know what that means?
Let me get the trophy.
This guy, this guy doesn't know who the fuck is.
Okay.
That's a little crazy.
Hi, guys.
Turn my camera out of Discord.
Now.
Turn my camera out of Discord.
Let me know what you can see me, bro.
This is who you're playing against, bro.
You are the equivalent in FIFA
of Shaquille O'Neal on the Celtics.
read that can't I read that read that game of the year yeah not not like gamer of the week
not gamer of the month gamer of the year bro i don't have sex bro i don't need my house
i don't drink i don't party i don't socialize bro i have this how long have you been building up bro
building up what what you're semen come on tell me i'm getting to that i do it in the
shower every morning well I jerk off in a shower that's how you get this award
right here you don't socialize with people bro now your people skills yes
maybe you were decent in 2k 14 in FIFA 14 bro your security on the Boston
Celtics when he's holding the ball like that and he's 40 I actually played
his shit like I played FIFA how do I ask you bro let's just get this shit
going let's go let's do it bro how do I have to have a room okay I don't even
play this game my mom see see it's gonna be bad chat just bet all your
channel puts on me bro wait click right trigger and then tell me your
name tell me your name what you what you call me click right trigger I know I
I didn't say that.
I've asked people on the footage.
No, I said, check that I'm not.
Wow.
Why did you check that I'm not evil?
You're racially abusing me.
No, I'm not.
I said, I said trigger.
I said trigger.
Bro, no, bro.
No, I said trigger, damn.
Bro, what are you doing?
Yo, bro, do not manipulate me.
I did not say that.
Nah, this is crazy.
Bro, I would not say that, bro, please.
I'd you, bro, but you don't have to say it like that, man.
Okay, listen, I'll go slowly so you know I'm not missing it.
Click your right trigger, go to your EA Connect,
find your name, and then text it to me on WhatsApp.
Scroll over to player search.
Scroll over to player search with your right bumper
and it's gonna say, go.
Wait, wait, wait, now you're moving too fast, bro.
Say it slowly.
Jesus Christ, click the right trigger, go.
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa!
One more time.
Click the right trigger at the top left of the screen.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let me click the right trigger.
Are you brain dead?
Are you brain dead?
Click the right trigger at the top.
Okay, I've done that.
At the top left of the screen, it's gonna say EA Connect.
Oh, you can't even speak.
It's gonna say EA Connect.
I see EA Connect.
Yes, great, great, great.
Click right bumper, right bumper, right bumper,
right bumper until you get to player search.
When you get to player search,
it's gonna say-
How many white bumpers was it, bro?
I actually, do you have like a rock in your fucking head?
It's just-
I just need to-
No, no, no.
Just go to player search.
It's not rocket science!
Okay, okay.
Go to player search.
I see it, I see player search.
Yes, okay.
Now, your EA ID, don't read it out loud
because the chat's gonna spam you.
Text it on WhatsApp, text it.
Okay, text it.
My cortisol is not spiking,
that shit's not real anyways, bro.
I'm a fine.
Cortisol spikes all the time, but it's totally normal.
I feel like people could guess what my EA,
all right, not in the mic.
Don't give them hints, don't give them hints.
Because they will spam you, bro.
Okay.
I mean,
Yeah.
Oh, that's okay.
I'm a addict.
Now I'm a high-screen addict.
You're gonna get a friend request from me.
Hold it up, give me a second, give me a second.
Time to lock in.
Did you warm up?
You didn't even warm up.
I could tell you didn't warm up.
I didn't warm up, bro.
Wait, seriously?
Did you actually warm up?
You needed to warm up now.
You're actually so cringe.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh my goodness, warmed up.
Oh my goodness, my feet hurt.
Wait, what's this guy's deal?
Dude, how is warming up with we and bro?
Like, nah, nah, you're killing me.
Bro, how is warming up weird, bro?
All right, ready?
I added you.
All right, wait.
What's your thing?
Wait, wait, are you on PC?
Are you on PC?
Yeah, PC.
Did you get that?
Did you get that?
What, jinx peakin'?
Yes, yes.
Thanks for, okay, it doesn't matter.
Wait, why is it, why does it say
your other identity is boxing champion?
Is that your other identity on FIFA?
Yo, Jack, I'm French for warming up,
but your EA other ID is boxing champion.
Are you serious, bro?
No, I've made it quite a while ago,
but they let shot, man.
All right, let's do that.
So we're not doing ultimate team, right?
We're doing clubs?
Yeah, yeah, because I don't have an ultimate team.
Oh, bro, early congrats on Arsenal getting second again,
bro, congratulations on that.
I forgot to congratulate them.
Are you stupid?
You don't know that y'all are going to bottle the league.
Oh, you think we're going to bottle the league?
I guarantee that you're bottle the league.
Seven points ahead.
I guarantee that you're bottle the league.
How many games y'all have left? How many games?
I don't know, like eight, nine, it doesn't really matter.
We got like, bro, no one is anywhere near our level.
So this is what every...
Man City on is good. That's awesome.
This is what every arsenal fan says every year, and then you guys just follow the leak
Do you guys ever learn bro? Y'all ever learn now do you want to know the actual best club in England?
Are you gonna say talk them? No
Liverpool
Liverpool's the best club in England
They're the best club in England. Yeah, I show them. I mean, what do you want me to say, bro?
They have so much young talent like
Name one young talent.
Florian Verz, Hugo Ekatike.
Like, do I need to go on? It's the boss live.
Okay, give me another.
Frimpo.
I just gave you four.
Wait, it's Mike Kara.
Yo, you're Mike Kara.
How's my Mike Kyle? It's been fine.
Now you're good. Now you're good.
Yo, ready up, bro? Bend over. Let's go.
I'm gonna show you Liverpool.
I'm picking a jersey like fucking relax a little bit all right, let's go
All right
I think I'm in should be my fifth game
On this on this what people I like it set up. Yeah, so that the excuse early. I like that set up the excuse
Oh, no, no excuses. I'm so good
No, I love that set of the excuse serving high by two of my game volume
I'm gonna have an andeurism sort of a game volume to be here everything the announcers are saying so you know the rules best of three first game is on
US servers second games on England whoever has the best goal differential we host on game three
Right now
Ideal conditions for this one
I'm Derek Ray in the commentary position and I'm joined for an analysis by Stuart
I'm going to do something with it, do something with it.
Where you going? Where you going Bob?
Get it nice.
I'm going to need you to relax.
This is going to be a long ass kicking.
Just let it happen.
Let it happen naturally.
Where you going? Where you going, Bob?
Just let it happen, dude. Relax.
I'm going into the next.
Where you going?
I've got the ball.
It should be a really good one.
Counterattack.
Oh, that's sad.
Let's slow it down.
Are you talking in game chat?
Open my chair.
My?
What is this guy?
Yeah.
Mute your mic in game chat.
How do I mute my mic in game chat?
I hear this guy double.
Are you fucking dumb?
Wait, how do I frick, wait, let me-
Yeah, just run out of it.
Why should it pause it?
Just run it, you just gotta run out of it,
so I gotta, so I gotta.
Just run out of it, so I gotta do it.
Normally, you just let me pause.
Bro, I hear this guy double,
I'm gonna have an accurate sum!
Bro, bro, sir, I want to-
Look at Chots here.
I come out in the other stages,
precisely what they had been planning.
BOOM!
I'm so dead.
You don't ever lose it.
You don't ever lose it, bitch!
I won!
Mute your mic in fucking Jantax!
You only scored, cause I heard you doubled, bro!
Only reason!
Bro, did you mute it?
Did you mute it?
I said mute it, could you hear me now?
No, you're good now.
Alright.
Nice, nice lucky ass goal, bruh.
Nice lucky ass goal.
Lucky ass goal, bruh.
I'm gonna be honest this guy's a lot better than that you I'm just gonna keep it about the fucking go this guy's a lot
Better than that you chat. I'm gonna keep it above bro
Yo, are you gonna unpause or we just gonna say I just want you to you know, take it all in bro
You're not gonna wait here or you're actually gonna do this
You're not
I'm just chillin bro. I'm just chillin. I'm relaxing.
Okay, this guy's- Okay, this guy's-
This guy's-
This guy's-
One mil!
One mil!
One mil!
We're gonna do this on every goal!
Pause on every goal!
Pause on every goal!
Pause on every goal!
Alright!
Let's go!
Let's go!
You wanna pass around in the back?
We can pass around in the back.
I don't give a fuck.
You're losing one mil!
Let's pass around in the back!
Let's pass around in the back!
Let's go!
Alexi Makadistat.
Makadistat?
Makadistat?
That?
Poor.
Afriks.
Now with Makadistat?
We're on our level.
Tugos! Tugos! Tugos! Tugos! Tugos!
Ekadike!
Oh wait, we're pausing, right?
We're pausing, right?
We're pausing, right?
We're pausing, right?
We're pausing, right?
Tugos!
Ekadike!
Motherfucker, I got DTK, she'll go and got DTK.
We're pausing right!
We're pausing right!
We're pausing!
Don't ever do that shit in my lobby again!
Don't ever do that shit again!
Resume the fucking mess!
We don't pause on goals!
And your managers cringe I almost forgot and your managers cringe as fuck
Let's go
Let's go
Lucky go. Oh bad ball bad ball. Yeah. Oh, Tony. Yeah. Oh, I love that
Beautiful
To that
This is the one guy you don't want to have the ball for him to
Yes! Yes! Yes!
What do you mean, ref? I got a
What is this?
I'm a very good challenger
Stop it, mate
What the f***?
That's a foul
Such a baby!
Stop crying!
Stop fucking crying, ref
Opportunities are going ahead
I'm going to have to go ahead.
You go, you go, you go, you go, you go.
It's a DJ!
It's a DJ!
It's a DJ!
It's a DJ!
Catch the coming soon.
Bro, you are so ass.
I can't believe I thought I was going to lose.
I'm not spoiled over the song.
These are the intersections.
Okay, no, no, no, no, no.
Have your fun, have your fun.
It's all good.
I told you I'm going to fuck you in the ass, bro.
Raph, Raph, it's Aaron Raph!
Horrible pass, horrible pass.
Horrible pass.
I need it to go.
That's it for the boys.
Okay, alright, alright, alright, okay.
Chill it down.
Bottling the lead, just like Arsenal's kind of out of the league.
the league literally as all predicted chat as all predicted it's with Gabrielle
why are you scared of all that what is he doing oh that's why you're scared
that's why you're scared that's why you're scared horrible past
why do you find keep adding me check keep at him keep at him keep at him
They can play more keep out of really well that what's a brilliant recovery that don't stop. Don't stop
Do you have the pro vision of Stevie Wonder? Oh my god
You have the passing vision of Stevie Wonder you said you were good you said you were good dude come on. Well, it's two one
I scored
I
Got to tell you only score cuz I heard you double route. Okay, man. All right
Then they
It's gonna be close
Oh
Right there
Okay, okay, okay
Yeah, bro, that's 2023 gamer of a year, but I try to work. I try to warn you. Yes. I'm dragging it
Brother, your EA FCID on your back-up account was boxing champion.
Not today, it goes now.
And again, go.
Make some movements.
Come on, move for me.
Thank you for the space. I literally...
The skin is still shit!
Bro, stop pinging, bro. It's just gonna be a swift ass kick.
I actually don't think I've ever seen a human being with worst passing vision than you.
I'm not even kidding.
Virgil van der.
Nothing gets past the dick!
Momo!
Momo!
Lucky lucky!
And he's on his way.
He's on his way.
Top it up.
Where are you going?
And he's on his way. He's on his way.
Top it up. Where are you going?
Momo!
Momo! Back post!
Are you going? Do something with it then?
Do something with it then?
Dickheads!
Fuck.
He's better than I thought, Chad. Better than I thought. Better than I thought.
Stay.
First 45 looking good.
First 45 looking good.
So you are you are shit, but you're much shit, but I thought you're not shit
Wait, let's look at the stats. Can we look at the stats?
Oh
Four shots to one shot wow you have my skull you actually have no offense, bro
You have the passing vision of Stevie Wonder legitimately. Okay. All right. How many times you want to say that?
have to how many times will turn over to the second half?
Will they come up with the right response?
I go, I go, I go.
I'm good.
Chad, I'm feeling a heck of tK Hatred.
I'm telling you, I'm feeling it.
I'm feeling it.
I'm feeling it.
I'm so good.
I'm so good.
I'm so, I love my Chad.
Chad, I'm feeling the tip of my cop.
Literally.
Gabby L?
It's with Erdogan.
Look at that point.
make some room for me come on boys yeah let's go look at that oh you're scared now you're
scared now what the fuck I didn't do what are you doing Cody
Cody.
Back to us.
Hugo! Hugo! Hugo!
Hugo! Hugo!
You fucking suck! You fucking suck!
Don't ever bother to go again!
Ever!
I
Keep up
You can't
It's with Gabrielle
Find use of the ball
Yeah
Oh, yeah, silly pause. Okay. No, okay, bro. You have the fee for bro
It's about FIFA morals, right?
It's-
HUSP!
Oh!
YOU DIGGET!
TRYING TO CO-
Oh, you tried controlling the goalkeeper as well, you fucking little-
Ah, you wanna-
AHHHHH!
QUOTE!
So he actually pauses on goals.
This is like evil FIFA.
No, he actually pauses on goals.
Bro, it's rule one of FIFA.
You don't pause on goals about respect. Are you actually not going to resume?
You're losing kid back. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I'll pass around at the back and just burn the rest of the time
No, let's do it. Let's do it. You want to turn this into evil FIFA? Let's go. Oh, he's actually just gonna sit there
All right. No, let's do it
For the rest, okay
Wait
JJ it was off-sides
was tight but it was just outside it was a good
that's karma for pausing bitch
how was it outside no no i don't believe it
no yeah just just resume the game and finish the asking
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Look, look, look.
Look, bro, if you want, you could just forfeit now.
We don't even have to play on the E.
I'm kind of fed up with you, bro.
That's a lovely ball.
Come on.
Nancy, Erdogan?
Suck him. Make some space.
What the fuck? Can't you save me now?
Shut up.
Clear it.
Addison Beckham.
I
Cody on your run Cody
I can't believe it. I can't believe this. No, you know, I'm blaming like I'm blaming like it's so like
Now I'm actually like it
No, it's crazy to like bro. No, I'm like it
You waited until 63 minutes to stay here
I mean I really I really should just waste balance. I mean he's causing on goals fuck this shit
If we're throwing morals out of the window, let's do it. Let's go. Let's do it
Let's fucking pass around in the back like absolute chuds. You know what parked the bus to?
Where's it at?
You're losing by two goals in the 74th minute and you're still poppin.
Take this thing.
Like it's for something wrong in your brain.
I've never in my life seen someone pause on every fucking goal.
How are you pausing?
Are you feeling like it's something wrong with you?
You're losing.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Wha-
Whaa!
Whaa.
Whaaa.
Whaaa.
Whaaa.
Why are you pausing?
Whaa.
Whaaa.
Whaaa.
Whaaa.
Whaaaa.
Whaaa.
Whaaaa.
I- I'm whimmy.
Is there something wrong with this guy's head? No Jack, legitimately has anyone ever did this in the history of FIFA?
Who pauses while losing? I'm back. I'm back
Sorry, what do you think that goal? I don't care. It's the game's over. I don't care about the goal
I learned how to chip when I was fucking five
Nice goal, bro
Momo
I'll show you a fucking goal
No, come here. Come here. Come on. I'm here. I'm here. Do something. Do something with it.
Dad, get out of here. What the fuck, though? Get the bull out!
Um... FU-
No composure. Just zero fucking composure, bruh.
zero fucking composure like a deer and headlights wrap
So be then D. So be man
Brilliant
I was in I was in
Look on the bright side, bro, you only lost by two goals not bad
wait you on the EU bro EU service
none of that's not yeah yeah
Fluffy and yes
Gatball? Gatball?
Jesus, who the fuck do you think you are?
What are you doing?
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say why
You're gonna play short obviously, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, just
counter-attacks, counter-attack
you go one on one more turn around composure see that's composure the
difference in me and you is in front of the net I don't fucking panic I don't
fucking panic I don't fucking panic I don't panic if one of the net I'm like
fucking serial killer no emotion you want to pause on goals let's pause on
goals you think I'm going to my left with Hugo cut it back first over the
middle tap in five to two you didn't say a word about lag until you were
getting bent over a fucking table I told you that's what happened and you
You didn't listen!
Okay.
You suck!
Stop playing!
Okay, yep, GG. Good game. Good game.
Where's the shooting from?
Bro, just run out the time, Grau. This shit is embarrassing.
Run out the time, Grau.
Momo?
An axis macarista.
Momo?
Epetite!
very effective pass
RAAAASSS
alright bro
do you wanna just quit now or do you wanna play out again?
no no no no I will play again
my sub is my sub I'm I'll invite you this time
oh are you gonna quit?
fine then there won't be any fucking lag
so you lost cause of the servers
yep
cause you live in the middle of
fuck nowhere
All right, if I may, if I may.
Yeah, you know, 5-2, tell me, give a little postcam interview here, 5-2, um, he's actually
somehow worse than Deji.
I knew Deji was shit, um, I was on the phone with MiniMinter and he said, dude, uh, you
know, ASI is better than Deji, uh, I, I'm not seeing it, bro, but I could have been
7-2, like legitimately, bro, like, you said you were the FIFA God, you said you
You're the king of FIFA, you're never gonna lose in FIFA, you're never gonna lose.
You're getting bent over the table right now.
No lubricant, no condom, just straight up, dick to ass, backshot.
Constantly.
Invite me, bro.
Let's get this shit over with, please.
I'm not telling you to invite me.
Let's get this shit over with, please, bro.
Please.
Let's say you did!
Oh, you did, you did, you did.
Okay.
Fuck!
Bro, just your eyes!
Well, Chad, it looks like we're heading to England, bro.
I thought it was going to be harder, but I thought it was going to be more difficult.
Now here you are, right here.
All right, now we're on EU.
You should easily win this, right?
You want to switch clubs?
Because Arsenal is kind of a banter club.
What do you want to do?
Oh, you're using England.
Oh, he's already ready.
He's already ready.
You're using England, okay?
I'm glad that you already knew three actively to switch off arsenal island on the same thing
That is a fucking banter club. What do you mean USA?
That's where you're from. Oh, um, I think we lagged out. I don't think we're in this game. I think we didn't get the um
We're not in
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay.
Now I'm going to be honest, bro.
Last name...
Oh, pick!
My old fucking blue!
I'm going to go...
I won't wait actually.
Let me go wait.
Bro, are you fucking dumb?
Let me go wait.
Let me go wait.
Ah!
No, I want to go blue.
Nah man.
You're pissing me off.
Right?
Let's look at his team.
Let's look at his team chat.
Ryan Shecky, Desiree Dewey, Kirian Imbofe, Usman Dembele, Tio Hernandez, and Saliba,
he's kind of fucking dead.
Conate, Cunde, Magna, yellow star to stop bro.
Do whatever settings you need to do.
Whatever settings.
What do you mean, go USA?
Guys, we have two players that play in professional leagues.
I'm not going USA.
We're like 75 rated.
I'm French.
I'm French.
I'm like 12% French.
I'm allowed to use French.
Yes, I'm representing one of my, like, yes, I'm 12% French.
Yes, I'm representing my country.
12% French.
Alles-Franรงois.
Alles-Franรงois.
How do you say you're going to get your ass beat in French?
Doulas-Faule, Zipitoli, Assa-Bita.
Francais.
A lot of meaning here for both teams.
Can we put bomb?
Jaque-Avon-Cavar.
And put into action what they've worked on in training.
They said yes. 100% yes.
They said yes.
Okay, I'll take it from Brad Sabre 1.
This is for you.
This is for you.
I'm going to kick his British ass.
This is for you, Brad.
Friends, y'all.
There's no lie.
You're so not. Look at that.
Already intercepted.
Oh.
And you kicked it out of him.
He's actually kicking it out of the mouth.
Here you go, here you go.
There's it, there's it through it.
Here you go.
This is so much nicer, bro.
Oh, I'm going through.
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
And it's gone. One down.
Two in.
One down.
You didn't learn from last game you know I'm gonna let you have this moment you
would have you would have you would have you would have one last game you got no
eyebrows okay let me know when you're done you would you would have one last
I'll stop!
Can't?
Can you turn off your noise suppression?
What you want?
KSI!
PUSH THE ROYCE CLOT NOISE!
KSI!
Turn off your noise suppression.
I can't even hear you when you yell.
You're not making any noise, bro.
Your mic sucks.
Pushing Ross Clot Noise.
Pushing Ross Clot Noise.
I'm gonna fuck you up.
Big ass.
Pussy, rosecloth, nose.
I'm gonna fuck you up.
Big ass nose.
Stealing all the oxygen.
How many trees have you killed?
Can't stop.
Put...
Take off your knives, impression!
When you yell, I can't hear you!
I'm not saying...
Also, your nose is bigger than mine.
What do you mean nose?
What about your forehead, bitch?
Well, I'm fine it was okay wait is it working now have us
Is it working now yet wait yeah, yeah
No, it's it wouldn't get it wouldn't you did bro his mic doesn't work. No my mic what bro
Well, this is on you. Maybe you need a little mean now.
I don't know what that means. Turn off this button.
Have I what? Like that?
I don't know what you're telling me.
I should watch this over and over again. It's a plenty of strike from a long way out.
It has just all gone.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you tell you that you keep taking all the oxygen in the atmosphere.
That's the other right side.
Yeah.
And that trees have died because of you.
Yeah.
Just remember, you paused on the goal.
Remember, that's why you lost last game.
Rune to roam on the wing for Englands.
It feels so good when there's no lag.
It feels so good when there's no lag.
You see the difference?
True now.
Huh?
None of this nah shit.
North America nah.
I don't want that shit over here, bro.
Welcome to the EU! Welcome to Europe! How's it feel Pussy? Your pussy has nose.
No eyebrows.
They're actually partially growing back.
Yeah, you know what? Suck yourself.
Look, look, you lost.
You probably can't do that actually.
You lost.
Yeah.
You probably tried.
No one can suck their own penis. Why would anyone try?
5. Look, Ralph, you lost last game because you got ahead of yourself and you wanted to
settle great early and pause on all the goals. All I'm saying, who I'm collecting here, it's
just remembrance, remembrance. So I want to say, remember that you're the one who paused.
How many, how many goals do I want to score? Well, remember, I won 6-2, so, I mean,
as of right now, if you only win by 2, the last game's on my playlist. Desiree
do a superb defensive judgment to end the attack.
Oh, you just gonna go back?
You need a tackle?
Okay, now what?
Okay. Look to that.
Oh, Johnny!
Aparco!
This is Brad Sagan's last game.
What's actually happening?
No, no, no, no, no.
What's actually happening?
What's actually happening?
What's happening?
What's up?
What's up?
Talk to me, you little pussy-hole.
Huh?
How do we spread them fucking cheats?
Yeah, because you were live-fitting, bro.
I'm telling you, I'm a little bit on his outside of this contention.
We don't even need a third game.
Now options are plenty
You know what it angolese what are you doing?
Well, let's get the ball to this guy's feet
Watch out for number seven. Watch out for number seven
Okay, thanks bro.
Fuck, god damn it.
You're gonna like your fucking anime, Billy.
Tell him what you're about to do.
You watch anime, bro? What's your favorite anime?
I now saw your leveling.
That's actually a good pick.
I might just fuck around and spoil the show if you win this.
Usma!
You plan on-
Fucking parcel something you a bro you're winning bro calm down you're very stressed out for somebody's winning
Go run run run
I'm sorry for finesse.
That's a way of score, I think.
It's a way of shooting, bro.
Game's the game, bro.
Great pass.
Fucking connect so OP it's curbs into happens to you over the top. Yeah, I mean
Do some me kundae
Give it to me. Give it to me. You wanna you know, you want to do it to me, huh?
No, I'm gonna have a couple
What is that thing with it?
What were you doing? What is that run to so many? What the fuck is that?
Himself, himself, himself!
Oh my god, how is this thing done?
Mmh...
Bomb.
Um, bomb!
Girian!
Wasted. Wasted.
Some remained.
Wasted. Wasted. Wasted.
Officer, officer.
Yes, they're having a field day at attack, and here they come again.
Ogo go, go, go, go, have all Rangers and...
What are you doing with the keeper?
F***ing psycho?
The f***?
Oh, I got to come back, I did it!
Oh, f***ing!
Get it out.
Yeah, just spam the embats.
Spam the embacks.
What's wrong?
Let's go boys. Let's go make it run, Kane! Use your legs!
Suck up
Now he came now with rash words
Oh
Come on
Come on
Dammit fucking release
good game, good game bro!
No it's really not, it's not!
It's smelling like a mad shot!
It's smelling like a mad shot!
It's smelling like a mad shot!
One more!
Now, on my life you are not playing this game.
You are not playing the challenge.
Let's go, come on.
Jack can I put?
Wait Jack can I do this?
Jack can I do this?
And then this?
Check and I did this. Can I do this? Can I do this?
Oh, you're fucking cucked now. You're fucking cucked now.
I promise you you're cucked.
Wait, why is this supposed to be on the left?
Only thing that sponsors the FIFA?
I don't know, I just see the left one.
I don't know, I just see the left one.
Oh my god.
That was fucking crap.
Oh
Look at the top of the screen you see who's in no my job or he's
Wait, wait, wait, let me, let me breathe it real fast.
GOOOOO!
His mic went dead suddenly again.
His mic went dead suddenly.
You literally can't hear this guy.
Cause he has fucking noise suppression on.
He's just, he's not making any noise.
It's all England so far you sense that could be extra punishment
Now this is looking dark this is looking dark for you
I'm just
I'm gonna bring in, bring in the next to play this guy.
There he is.
You know I might shoot.
Two happens.
I'm feeling confident.
What is that?
Wrong guy.
You're looking a little stressed, buddy.
You're looking a little stressed, buddy.
There you go.
There you go.
Yeah, it's looking real juicy now.
What's with the EU?
Remotada.
That's on side. That's on side.
Yeah, thank you very much.
LOOK ON THE SIDE ROLL BITCH!
Do you have off sides in Morocco?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Nice with it.
Palmao?
Oh, why is this defended?
Well, it happened for me.
Not just a load of things.
And Vanagon.
Oh, that is a wonderful piece of challenging.
Nice.
What happened down there, wasn't it?
Oh, well, man.
And Buffy, stop hiding
behind the defender!
Or you fucking brain dead!
Oh my god he's through. No I'm through. What the fuck was that?
Balls. I'm in. I'm back. Yeah come on. Try to play inside. Come on. We know. We know.
I'm fucking damn it does anything on this French roster stay on touch or do you guys just camping out in the fucking
What's up, what was that?
Fucking damn it I can't
Why does everybody on this French international roster just hide behind the f***ing fan guard?
Me don't run or get off the pitch!
Ryan Shevkey.
Put counter-City on.
Yep, that's mine.
Where you going, where you going?
Jack's right here, Jack's right here.
Just doing that.
Opportunity?
You hit the post.
You hit the fucking goal post.
I'm gonna fucking kill myself.
I'm gonna fucking have my fucking life.
You hit the goal post.
I didn't see the stand.
This game is stand.
They just stand offside to the entire game.
I finally get an open shot.
Oh
Yeah
You dribble like a goddamn toddler and I'm losing oh my god
Who's one?
Make a run!
Well you're not playing the time match.
You're not playing. You're not playing.
You're not playing. You're not playing.
You're not playing. You're not playing.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
You could have changed seat!
Come on!
Oh, let me get rid of one of your tears!
Oh!
Wee! Wee! Wee!
5-1 now. This is embarrassing, though.
This is embarrassing.
Why so silent? Why so silent, huh?
huh? Killo de? Killo de?
uh uh
GCU take this and do that to me
uh no no no
I'm beating you with England
welcome to England
oh yeah yeah yeah
oh I'm a sitar
oh oh no
no no no no no
oh no no this is embarrassing
oh no yeah the OG the OG the original
where you going with that boys get that shit out here bro get that shit out here
bro you lost don't know where you're going
I'm not even a peep.
Opportunity!
Oh my god.
It's one girl after another and it speaks to the quality of that performance.
The crowd, buddy.
No, this is actually so funny.
What?
You hear that?
Not even a peep.
Opportunity!
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, let me pull this up!
Ah!
We can't hear you, because of the noise, you stupid fuck!
Can't decide!
Turn off Chris for whatever!
I'm like, what?
Can't decide.
Go to your Discord, go to the bottom left, and turn off this thing.
What the fuck is this thing?
the sound wave thing next to the disconnect button.
Nois turn it off.
Yeah, turn it off, turn it off.
OK, I'll turn it on.
No, off, off.
I've turned it on.
Is it better now?
Yeah, it's great.
No, it's still, it's still sad.
Yeah.
Just run the time out.
Give me off this bitch.
I'm going to add my mom, he's going to help you.
Okay, cool.
I think Game 3 is on you now.
Yo, can't decide, join this call, join this call over here.
Wait, what?
Oh, okay, how do I join it?
Just click it, enjoy.
The group call well, I'm in but we'll let me join start voice call
Yo, what's up? All right, I got a sample bro, but okay
It's all you want to go to
settings on the left
Okay
And then which what is that?
the settings on the bottom left where's that if you're just looking at are you
are you looking at the chat right now well no I'm okay I'm looking at chat okay
in the bottom left where you turned off the wave right below that it's a yes
settings okay then go to a voice and video this guy's the idiot this guy's
Jackass voice of video. Yeah. Yeah, okay now. What is your user or your input profile your input profile?
What they should say what?
What my input profile? Where's that?
Oh my sweet heavens. I mean, it's right in front of your face, bro. It's right below. No
You've got to tell me where bro. You got to give me directions. Cool. Jinxie. Where is it on the screen?
I mean, it's right okay. I is it doesn't right now
What do you have it as?
It's normal. It's not a what normally what the fuck does that mean? It's
uncustom. Yeah. Put it to studio, please. Just put it to studio. Okay. Is that
better now? Yeah. Now we can hear you now. Turn up. Pearl.
Yeah, my view. Okay. Mother. Can you hear me now?
Goodbye to the settings. Yeah, just turn it all the way up. Is it all
What do I do? What do I do?
Yeah, I can turn them up when you're around.
Hi guys, we're gonna turn them up.
It should be good now.
Maximum, maximum.
Now what do I do now?
Now you should be good. You should be good.
Okay, now what?
Now ready to get up and get this stick for the game three.
What get this stick while you're in the US?
I'm in the EU.
Yeah. Let's get out of here.
Let me go pee and think about my club that I'm out of the pic.
Chat, lock in.
Okay, so please turn on your camera gun.
You have to do that. How do I do that?
Just the same way you did it the last time it's gonna be the camera
the camera icon as a slash
It's gonna be um why the fuck is the cat talking to me?
It's uh go back to the group chat where you see the three bubbles the three
And then just go to the uh turn on camera
There you go. Thank you, bro. Thank you so much.
You're no help, man.
I'm like just... Sorry.
For sake.
All right, we're ready.
No, he's pissing, so you gotta wait.
What do you mean? I gotta wait.
He's pissing right now.
Wait, why is it not letting me play with controller?
Maybe it's not plugged in.
Oh my god, it's...
It's making me play with the keyboard and mouse.
No.
Chest room.
No.
Not like this.
What the fuck is going on?
This game is so wank-roll.
Bro, you've broken my game.
No, I'm blaming you, bro.
Nobody has broken your game, Kessa.
Oh my god.
Bro, I can't move.
Bro, you've hacked my game.
Okay, it's what?
Hi guys, so bro good to me
Yeah, how's your David?
Been pretty well. Thank you for kicking Jinx's ass, you know, I I hate when he's happy. So yeah, you know
This is me off
Honestly.
Oh, he's back.
Alright, that's first.
Hostess Lobby, let's go. Let's go.
Well, I've seen it in my...
You made a new lobby? We could have just rematched.
Well, I've seen it in my... joy.
Alright, I'm doing it.
Look, bro.
I don't know how to... wait, never mind.
You told him.
Oh, so you didn't send him back?
No, I did. I'm sending him back.
Alright, what do I do? Do I go England again?
Game 1 was 6-2.
Game 2, well...
Wait, now they're saying your volume's too low.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
What? My volume's too low now.
Turn up your volume.
Turn up your volume.
So what should I do? Should I just delete this whole thing?
What would deleting Discord do, KSI?
Well, it might fix it, probably.
If you delete, yeah.
If you delete Discord.
How are we going to talk?
Hi guys, Crank is shit.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
The mic's fine?
Yeah.
All right.
What club are you from?
You know, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a,
I'm gonna make it different, I'm gonna be Spanish, Spanish, hola!
Dixie, what service is that for now?
E.O.
But...
Youngpick, United States.
Uh, yeah, let me think about that. Are you ready?
Am I a youngpick once again?
Yeah.
Okay, buddy.
What are you chucking it about, bro? You're not gonna win! You're not gonna win!
You're not gonna win, bro!
All right. So this is the last game. It's on EU. If I win, I'm at the side of my chair.
Focus. All right. Focus.
So how many of you people thought I was bad?
Right. I've seen you play. I know you're bad. You just had some lucky ass burnables.
I'm looking at your chat, they're all crying.
So who's cider y'all on, legitimately?
Who's cider y'all on?
I was here.
The production.
They're saying L script.
I'm loving this script.
This is a great script.
The entire chat is saying, can't say, can't say, fuck you.
Anybody side but yours okay, okay, so you got this bro. You're my mom
Ready up row ready up ready up. I've readied. No you haven't it says making changes. What the fuck? I'm
I'm ready. Why won't they let me
Bro, is your brain lagging? No, I promise you I'm trying to play them
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td left
you are the ass!
no bro it didn't let me fucking play
let's just try again
I'm sending an invite
you have to be a troll
there's no fucking way
you are this dumb!
I'm sending an invite bro
so I have to beat you on du servers?
yeah good luck buddy
Lock it, let's go. Lock the fuck it.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
I didn't even need to check my team, I just know its SWUGGY. I got a SWIGE team.
Alright, so this is it chat, final game.
That's not true.
20 minutes.
Are you ready?
I'm not going to talk this entire game.
I'm just going to win my turn.
You're going to see what a Skype I'm actually about to do.
and my partner ready to bring you all the analysis and technical talk is Stuart
Robson
Oh
What the fuck, that's the fucking way I wanted to do it.
Defensive judgment to ending attack.
Oh, you know.
Okay, that's what you call it, man.
Something you're not saying.
Not a good idea.
Give me a drink and you'll see.
Well, honestly, you say I'm back.
Shut the fuck up!
Pedro Porro.
now with Yamal. Look at that, we've got shit. Look at that, we've got fucking cars.
Now options are plenty, but nothing comes of it. Good defending it was.
Fuck!
Look around. Look around.
It's a neat move.
Well, where you going with this move? Where you going? What are you doing?
What are you thinking about? There's no space. There's no space. There's no space in the air.
Fuck!
I knew that.
They just break directly into the fucking defender. Genius man. Fucking genius.
Ryan Shacky.
Sit the fuck down, and shut the fuck up!
Daddy's home, and daddy's got an erection!
I'm gonna fuck that sweet, tight ass!
All night long!
I don't lose what I actually love.
Ever, ever!
Ever!
I'm reading you like a fucking novel.
So readable.
Such bad offense.
Fuck!
God, you really telegraphed the classes, huh?
I got all day, I have to leave, bro.
There's Rofters Runkus, growing here.
Kunde.
You play such a principle as that, dude.
Ha ha ha!
Well, we really want to play in the summer,
sorry, my child, you're actually so great!
I put the next pass in a fucking gift basket. My god, I don't even have to defend.
You're just handing them out like it's fucking cookies.
Usma.
I like cookies.
Giriya. Giriya. Giriya.
I'm just so smart. Like, you see how I cut it back?
You don't have any of the fundamentals of this game!
Ryan Jackie, bitch!
See, I cut it back. 99% of FIFA players are just shooting with imbopane complaining that
he missed his far post. I cut it back and I play Shepi. That's your composure. You're
my bitch. So much composure. My God.
It's a marvelous goal
Get it on get it on cut it back
Already have two on any
Don't stay on site, dumbass!
Damn it, are you fucking stupid?
Oh, you're saying, you're saying...
You're not showing me what you're saying.
I'm going to be dangerous.
But the danger of her is in for now.
Well, well.
Well, good idea.
Opportunity.
Oh, great.
Fuck man, how is he saving all of this?
And there's the delivery.
What?
What?
Raps!
Tanks, no!
Damn, those fighters come with us.
We know your problem is you have no composure in front of that.
I have so much composure.
You really are my son, bro.
I just chop it back.
I play the man over the middle.
Ryan Shek, Barry.
You are the... I can't believe I lost the game to you.
That's what I actually want to like.
I need to take a shower, bro.
I lost to you.
How did I lose to you?
All right, let's go let's play let's play ball
You know how to go fast, wow.
Turn that down to my ball.
I close the gap every time, close the gap, close the gap, let's go backwards, close the
gap, close the gap, put it in the cut, put it in the middle.
That's what he was saying.
Come on, come on.
Teal out, Teal out.
Yeah, predictable.
Always going for the sideline there.
You're so lucky!
Get it on!
What?
What?
What center back is that?
And why is he 95 paced?
Ready to tackle.
Wall first, yup.
Brilliant. Check it.
Dance! Dance!
No, what's that?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
What else, huh?
Yeah!
That's exactly what they needed.
She's on, she's on.
Oh, your dreams!
Your dreams!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh!
You're trying to mess with you, buddy.
split to the fence like it wasn't even there.
Oh no.
I want you to play it back.
Tell her I'm not in this.
Where you going?
Get me down to two, mate.
Where you going?
Could be dangerous.
Now play it back, play it back.
Play it back, Pussy.
Play it back, Pussy!
Play it back, Pussy!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
No, this is crazy for me.
There's a lot of us, there's a lot of us on the stage.
What do you want me to say?
I didn't plan to lose.
Come on.
Give you a little press, give you a little press.
I will, I will. It's happening.
No.
It happened.
Yes, yes, yes.
You fuck it, you fuck it!
You fuck it!
You fuck it!
You fuck it!
Let's fucking go!
I'm not gonna die in three, one, two, three, one!
Die, man!
Jeremy, man!
Bitch!
Hold on, just hold on, hold on, hold on!
Hold on, just hold on, just hold on!
Shit!
Shit!
Oh, it's over.
Don't ever ask me to play people again.
I'm your daddy!
I'm your daddy!
I'm your daddy!
I'm your daddy!
Let's pause. Let's do the pause.
Don't fucking pause.
Don't fucking do this.
Don't fucking pause.
Don't fucking pause.
Right here.
Right here.
I said no yes for one not even close
So bro do you want to invite me now or after the game what do you want to do cuz this you're not scoring three goals in 15 minutes
You're not! You're not! You're not!
Dad, we're supposed to be close at 50 minutes, I'm ending.
I'm full of the stream, or maybe my life in GTX.
My life in GTX.
Tio, Tio, Tio, Tio. You're so bad. You're so bad.
No, no, you're saying I'm so bad when you're full one up, huh?
You were having a silent before hand
Fuck sake man, so lucky the goalkeeper saved you
Your fucking goalkeeper saved you over and over and over again
I was actually cringy
Holy cow
Holy cow
Imbuppy
Wait, you see that guy far post?
Who's fun?
Oh, my head, my head, it's over, it's over, it doesn't even matter if you score, it doesn't
matter, but you're not going to score anyway, it doesn't even matter, you bump it, one more
to the road.
It bugged it.
On your line keeps.
On your line keeps.
On your line keeps.
On your line keeps.
Wow.
I just beat you 5-1 on European servers, bro.
On European servers.
Do you want some of this dick?
Come on, guys, boy.
You're going to the charity match.
Thank you, bro.
Hey, hey, bro.
legitimately. You know what I'm saying? I've been training and I hope you're on no f*** yourself.
He's mad! He's mad! He's mad!
Bro, I'm telling you, Chad. Oh my God! We just got into the charity match!
Oh my gosh! Pay out! Pay out! Pay out! Oh my god! Moss pay out the believers! Moss pay
out the believers!
Great job, Jinx. Great job.
Thank you, Hathaz.
Listen, I have- now let's bring you back down to reality. You have a tournament to
host. Remember that?
Oh yeah. How's it going? Did we get the replacement?
Uh, nope.
Don't have a replacement yet.
And I have
still five people added.
So wait, so this nobody else is out in me.
Yeah, this morning at around 1030 a.m. when we called and you said five people out of you.
Since then.
No one's out of you in well well hold on hold on
Jason
He didn't add me but he sent his name so I can add him
If that helps
So what I'm gonna do have eyes is I'm gonna call every fucking streamer in the tournament, but I'm gonna call everyone
Okay
All right. Oh, Los just texted me and said he's under the weather. Let me call those.
Hold on. I swear to God, Los said he's under the weather.
Chad, let's call every streamer in the world.
Hold on. Dad's calling.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Did you just answer the phone like that?
Oh, what do you mean? It's so, like, how do you do? Come on, then.
Come on, bro. You're not the only one with a cough.
So, you're- you're- wait, what do you mean you're under the weather, Los? What does that even mean?
What?
Yeah, this guy. Los, I hear that fake-ass cough. You're not under the weather.
You know, that's so ironic. Oh my god
Loose bro
I could stream I was just saying if it's if it's if it's easier because of the team keep changing and people back out
You just don't just scrap my team. I'll just bro. It's fine. I'll do it a lot of people
Did it wasn't something I saw it like in another state right now, but yeah, so keys. Look, you still have your team, bro
Look look what's like let's look at your team. You still have my team. It's you and Ray you and Ray
We're getting you a stuff you're the only person
First off you're not under the weather don't try that shit roast we're getting you a team
It's got I'm gonna get your teammate in the next 10 minutes. All right
Okay, first of all, I want to approve of this teammate. Oh, oh, oh, I got your teammate. I got your teammate. Who? It's my dad
Listen, I'll be watching. I hope you're a good brother
Dude listen, you're not listening bro. My dad is better than you. So first off humble up. He's been playing
He's been
back to your dad then okay I'm sure he's a great guy he's not better than me at any game
I let's put the grace on that one for a second you know most I promise you on my mother's
life my dad is better than better than you at season playing for years brown years you
don't play with the fucking headset most most you're the only siege player in North America
to play without a fucking headset you guys have one of the best teams in the tournament
you don't need a headset bro you need feel for the game which i god damn i have gloves
see gloves why i got the shit the people don't die first off yeah job's out of you there's
delusional and then there's this guy los first off if i see you set foot in this tournament
with gloves on your bank you'll use gloves to place here.
You're not de-gloving me bro you're not shooting that again bro.
Most no one in their right mind plays video games
with gloves and without a headset. Okay that's like saying that a race car
drivers use gloves are you out of your mind?
So what do you what do you sir are you benching 225 without gloves on bro?
Yes bro I'm benching 230 without gloves. Here first of all you're not
Benchie to anything so stop right now bro. You're right. Yeah, but anyway now listen listen
Okay, so who's actually what's he doing?
I'm not trolling if either gonna be my dad or somebody else look I have a person you could call flight
Do you have flights number?
Bro
If I try to get in contact with flight, I'm gonna get a response in two weeks
right? That's just how it works for flight. It's not even like he's, he just, that's how it works.
Uh, got word from flight? He said no apparently. Wait, uh, oh wait,
we just got an update from flight. We just got an update. He said no.
I can get Chazza and put him on Jinj and Deji's team, all EU, and then I can put XQC on your
team.
And then I can put my dad on Sina and Joe's team.
I don't want to start messing with people's teams. They're gonna be angry about it. Dude, dude, you think XGG's gonna be happy to find out that me and Ray are a team?
Dude, why are we doing this, man? Listen, if you want to give me your dad, you know, I don't know, man. I don't know, I don't know.
Listen, I'm going to unbiasedly all bullshit aside, Ray is a top five player in this tournament.
This tournament is all people that have either never played the game or played the game for
less than five hours.
Literally.
Ray is one of the best players in the tournament.
I'm not trolling.
So look, you can, okay, you already have Ray who's the top five player in the tournament.
If you have XQC, and if you put on a fucking headset, you guys might be one of the best
scenes of tournament.
On God.
I don't have a headset.
I don't have one.
How are you a streamer?
How are you a streamer?
And you have a headset?
I've never even heard of that.
But you have gloves.
You play with gloves, but you're in a headset.
How are you going to talk to your team?
Speakers?
Do you have a connect?
Yeah.
What are you?
Yo.
I'm going to use AirPods.
Yo.
This guy.
What are you?
I'm going to use AirPods.
Yo, listen.
I'm getting a call from Ray.
It's probably going to be about him not wanting you on his team.
Oh, okay.
No, let's hear it.
I'm going to answer. I'm going to answer.
I'll call you back. I'll call you back.
Yeah, I'm listening to you.
Yo, Ray, talk to me, baby.
Ray, talk to me, baby.
Wait, wait, wait. Good question.
So, so he still keeps out.
I like K-Song, I believe in some shit.
K-Song might be too good.
I'm not that good, I don't know why you keep thinking I'm good.
Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready!
I'm not all paid, I swear.
I'm not saying you're a pro,
but I'm saying this tournament, everybody's ass,
you're one of the least ass people.
Well, I don't think so, you got SKC running lazy.
Yeah, they're pro in other games, not in R6.
Huh?
Who's on the discord right now?
Highbis.
That's Highbis.
Oh, oh, oh wait.
Highbis, baby.
He's champ!
No!
He's champ!
He's champ! No! He's champ!
Why so who's gonna be on my team?
Look, your team, um, it's gonna be you, Lose, and maybe XQC. Alright?
XQC?
Yes.
Okay. Okay. I... I, GC.
Let me call Ginge. I'll call you back.
I bet.
Let me call Jinz bro.
One of the only fucking reliable fucking streamers.
Chad, it's Jinz on it's Jinz on it's Jinz on Jesus Christ wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Yeah, why are you guys saying Chazza why are you guys saying Chazza if it's ginger and
all the ginger stream is right here.
He's on his own.
He's on his own.
Move the camera.
Have us move my camera, please.
How's it going?
Tell us.
You might be in another team.
I don't know.
guys move my cam by the left place.
Chad, how's it going?
Tell XZ he might be in another team.
I don't know.
Most cities under the weather like, come on.
You're also not asking people if the games are installed.
I already know Los is it installed?
I already know Raze.
Oh, I see.
What up?
Bro, why is my twitch lagging now?
Of course my twitch is lagging.
Bro, I had it perfectly figured out.
Chazza is on a team with Ginge and Deji, all EU, and we move XQC to Ray and Losus' team,
and then we sub in my dad to Joe Bartz's team.
Easy, easy, let it squeezy.
Right?
I mean, all the problems are fixed.
And remember, these wouldn't be problems if people didn't fly in the day of the
tournament and then have their flag
gambled.
Jinsen, we don't even know if they have their games installed yet.
Yeah, hey, hey, hi by ship. No negativity.
X said, vise, invite me to discord. Yo, X. He did, bro.
He did. X, he did, bro. He did, bro.
XQC isn't going to play that. Does XQC not realize his team
literally gets upgraded?
Brother, brother, Jin, Jin, and Degi are ass.
XQC's team, bro, I'm not kidding, but I say this.
I played with Ray.
Ray is one of the better players in the tournament.
Highlights, can you retweet?
Yes, yes.
Bro, Ray won a 222 tournament.
We did like a year ago with something.
Half of these streamers have zero minutes on the game.
Which I have to call it in on now.
I need to start calling it.
Highlights, update the bracket.
Monday, Mike with Sarah, Joe, XQC with Ray Lowe's Chazza with
Ginger Desi locked, locked.
All right, let me call Jason.
Let's see if Jason has the game downloaded and updated.
Um, I've just seen the server.
It's going to talk to him.
Okay.
Yeah, we can start bouncing around the server.
Let's do it.
Get it.
I'll talk to X.
How about
All right, call him, Jason, try to speak KSI and FIFA, holy aura, raise diamond, bro,
raise some shit, what's up?
All right, so I'm hearing you have, you're having problems with your new team shifting
and let me first like, well, I'm on your team, you ambush me with this fucking dog shit.
Okay, okay, wait, wait, I understand your frustrations.
I understand your frustrations and let me say,
as a tournament admin, I'm sorry, X, but here's the thing.
I didn't plan this, two people missed flights.
So here's what we gotta do.
Jinjin and Deji are gonna get Chaza,
that's like one of Jinjin's best friends,
they got an all EU team, and your team, listen, X,
I'm not kidding, on my mother's life,
Ray is one of the top six players in this tournament,
And yeah, Losus asked, but you and Ray have two good bps.
I know for a fact, you know,
talking about Ray from A&B and shit, right?
There's no way to talk about Ray.
Can I say that, Ray, right?
Yeah, Ray, listen, listen.
I know.
I know for a fact, you're not saying
Ray can play this game.
I know it.
I know it.
Listen, Ray won a tournament that was hosted,
I believe like two years ago in this game.
I wouldn't be one to Ray and Ray killed me
in like the second round.
What is going on in my country? What? What are you doing?
Bro, I'm to X. I'm not bullshitting you.
I've never seen Deji play and I've seen Jimmy play.
Ray is better.
Hey, guys. Hey, guys.
Jason, just wanted to update.
Are you is your game downloaded and installed?
I actually downloaded it today.
My teammates are not here.
I'm going to be a big bear if I'm trying to communicate with Ray.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
But I don't want to get my well, I don't think I speak low, son
Ray is one of the better players in this tournament. I'm not lying
I'm not buying it, is that Silky?
Silky, I thought you were going to 300 now.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, you wouldn't believe what I did.
I drove very safe on the road, and I'm currently 15 minutes away from the setup, I can make
it.
Alright, although you can make it, so wait, that means Lose, all of your problems
are solved, now it's you and Silky.
And then- Wait, but Lose is ass.
Yo, Zookie, have you played the game before?
I like a lot, bro. I think a kid with playing with his feet could be better than Los.
Have you ever played Rainbow Six Seas before?
Well, I'm a natural bro. Trust me.
Well, Los, he started to replace himself. I got a replacement for him.
Did you complain to Los?
No, no, no. I want my teeth.
Wait, we don't want Jason.
We don't want Jason.
Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason, can you grab the bracket?
Can you grab the bracket?
Can you grab the bracket?
Yes, I can.
I think that's a great idea.
Yes.
Yes.
I got a bracket.
What?
I got a bracket.
I think you're going to grab the bracket.
Yes, I think that's a great idea.
I think that's a great idea.
Now look, so you can play so we don't need a sub anymore,
OK?
So whether we put Ray, Lois, and XQC in the team,
wait, hear me out.
with jesse way way way most excuse me that's a good team and then we put um silky with
sinna and joe oh i'm so sorry silky you just said you just said you're gonna put my team
with sinna oh my god i'm so sorry wait wait wait why why why are you you know i'm so sorry
It's women's day today. It's nice to say it's women's national holiday. Yeah
Hey ladies ladies every day for me is national women's day
So I'm gonna mess this one point that out. Just want to point that out
You know I'm saying it's when I try to the ladies in the chat, bro
It flows can't make it out of a pleasant though. I'm Jesse my friend Jesse could play
is a
Hey, Deji, wait, how do they rubber so
A lot of things that
Well, we we needed a sub and we stop top three
Now I could we could just say fuck that
I
Just trying to find a way to win
Now give your now give your quarter your brother that you stole from him go with silky and
and go at 60,000 in a 30.
Go ahead.
$60,000, first of all, I'm going to make sure it's
in the school zone.
That's the ball.
Oh, fun's over, guys.
Fun's over.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Who's doing it?
Who's fun's over?
I'll sit in the joint.
Sit in the joint.
Oh, Gigi, do you have fun?
Oh, yeah.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I got to go anyway.
Wait, you know, Gigi, I got a question, bro.
Oh, Joe's here.
No, guys, guys!
No, actually, no, actually, bro.
Oh, my god.
Oh, man.
It's women's day!
Guys, it's women's day!
Happy women's day!
Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
Here's the thing, happy women's day in here, first and foremost.
Alright?
It's women's day every day for me.
Ladies, just to point that out.
We are going to be having XQC
on a team with Jynj and Bex.
We are going to be having XQC
on a team with Jynj and Bex.
We are going to be having XQC
See on a team with Jen Jen veggie. We're not gonna sub in Chaz up
Raise good the belly. So you want to stay in this team that you want to stay? Yeah?
Wait, it's silky on our team now what the hell's happening
Yeah.
Oh,
Oh,
or women's day. Can we get stomping or maybe Ricky?
Oh, no, no, you can't get a champ.
Oh my god.
What is this?
The way the tournament has been orchestrated is half of the streamers in here have either never played the game or the other half have probably 20
hours told along the game. Everyone's new to the game.
And I'm trying to figure out a good way to battle.
So I would say Ricky.
Now, Silky,
Cina and Joe that's a good team right? Yeah
Yeah, I'm part of that. Oh, what are you gonna say Joe? Oh, I was gonna say I didn't know I thought so he couldn't make it
Yes, no, okay. Do you have the game downloaded by the way?
Hey, I like wait, I like most okay. I got it once. Oh, it's fine. I got a show
Be smarter for president it. All right. Let me check back in with most really quick
I got to call my dad hold up
Yo dad, how's it going dad couple of updates
Dad couple of updates all right, so dad
Well, I'm watching it live, I'm folding it, I'm sort of fucking out of this thing.
Well, no, you're not folding out.
It's just that it kind of depends how bad you want to play and how comfortable are you with this chord, dad?
Because it's hectic.
Well?
Because there's a thing, Chaz is not even confirmed. Chaz is just an idea.
idea. So I could, because we still need, before we needed two subs, but Silky can play. So
now we need one sub. So I'm thinking I could just put you on a team with Ginge and Deggie.
They're great guys. I think they're solid at the game too.
Well, I have no problem with that. I just like, I just still like the corner straight
corner to be honest. No, no, dad, I feel sort of like like the last option.
No dad, you're not the courtesan or,
so I'm gonna call Jenj and tell him
that you're on a team with Jenj and Deji, all right?
All right, now can you get,
can we get the high-fives to take over my computer
to like make it happen?
I'm terrible at that.
Good God.
No, we might just have to get my brother, like,
might as get my brother, like, you know,
I don't wanna say it's man, we need to check Twitter.
Yeah.
I could call him, all right?
I love to play the Gens. I love to play the Gens in Dungeon.
All right, so let me call...
We're gonna win.
All right.
But if you need me, by self-portrait, I swear, I feel like the 6 out of 10 at the prom days. I really do.
Yeah.
I don't mind you that, Daly.
I know, I know, Dad. I know, I know. But Dad, the thing is...
I don't want the 7 out of the prom days.
No, you're not. You're not, Dad.
You can fucking frame it cover your frame it no dad no
All right, let me call my brother. Oh god my dad does not know how to work at score
I gotta call my brother to get on his PC like physically
you
I don't know how my dad is going to do with 24 streamers in a discord call.
We'll see how it goes.
Chad, the thing is, I already told, I know Chaz is sad.
I already told my dad he's going to stop it.
Look, if my dad can't get the discord shit working, we'll get Chaz.
Alright, we still got 18 minutes, so let's cancel.
That's gonna be your chat when you load up after us.
Well, guess what? I'm not doing it, buddy.
Oh, okay, Deji. It'd be great, Deji. It'd be great.
Yo, Devin! What's up, man?
Hey! Hey, what's up, Nicholas?
What's up, dude? Yo, are you guys all ready to go over there? Like, downloaded, updated?
Yeah, Jason's team is an hour and a half, and then those fight-
Deji, yeah, my teammates two hours away.
The fuck are you talking about? What the fuck are you talking about?
We're playing.
Wait, what?
I don't want to be seen either
Where's Marlon at?
Marlon said he's doing a fitting for Vivette, that's what he told me
Marlon should be here
I saw Marlon today
Alright, so
What?
Yep, yep, yep
No, no, no
Hey, Jynxie, how do you want to do it?
I'm on the wall, you're gonna get them on the wall, they do it because you said that
Jynxie
So no one's home
No one's home
No, but I'm here
Oh, whatever
And Jason's here and X2C and Ron and Senna and Edgy
Let's break it up into pieces, right?
Yeah, without squishy.
How you doing squishy?
That's a good idea, bro.
Yeah.
Like squishy, are you good?
Like 50 hours, but I'm OK.
Who's the best player in the tournament?
Probably squishy, Orah.
Me, Orah.
Me, Orah probably.
Wait, wait, wait.
We can see agents.
Agents on 200 ping.
Yeah, see.
Wait, JZ, you put the best against my team.
Like why'd you do that?
We got new.
We're going to randomize the bracket right before.
We're gonna spin
Okay, thank you
Jason scared of my team bro
I don't wanna play against one
I'm gonna play against one
Take out elimination
I think we should say I think we should
What the fuck is he saying?
We should see it
We should see it then
Okay, you're kind of right
Here's the thing
How about rankings?
Are there legit?
people not home because if they are we have to put their game last we have to
let me call kuffman I got you follow on one week we call kuffman Bruce I just
Bruce just here too so check Chazza okay let me check Chazza yes I'll check
Chazza yes yes yes I'll check Chazza I'll check Chazza I'll check Chazza
How do you block your shower?
It's probably, no, look to your right.
You can put your fingers in there, pull your eyes in there.
You've lost your eye.
Chas is sad.
You better keep them on.
It stops it, then.
Fucking blocks.
Chas is sad.
There was a block before I was supposed to go off.
There's been a fucking few things in my life at the moment.
Oh, and definitely.
What the fuck are you doing?
I thought I was not my team tonight.
Can you go play switch?
I'll go play with ya.
I'll tell them to turn the...
Say what?
Turn the...
J.
I miss your bad man.
Wow, I miss your bad.
Wow, I miss your bad.
Wow
Don't play juice world I can't watch this. Oh my god, don't
No
Chat but I already told my dad I'm gonna play
Said I already told my dad he's gonna play
Cuff him is cheating wait. What do you mean? Cuff him's gonna cheat?
Yo, uh-uh
Installing cheats or something. Yeah, no, so James. I'm gonna be honest
Can I explain, can I please explain?
So Jixi, we're under the impression.
What?
You sure were lazy, son?
What did he say?
I'm not gonna repeat it.
Yo, all right, so real quick.
So I was under the impression
we were going against pros in the first round.
So I said, I'm just gonna dial in hacks.
I dialed in walls, no recoil.
That's okay, Jixi, right?
So, no, that's not, Aiden.
You're going against pros in other teams.
What?
Yo, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen,
he's a pro.
I see the squishy clip. He's warming up right now. He's a fucking pro.
I have 50 hours on this game, bro.
No, you don't.
50 thousand.
Guys, guys, I'm level four.
Shoo!
Six of you silky flayed rainbow?
No, no, I've got a nose. I've got a nose.
I've got a nose. I've got a nose.
you still under the weather what's up with you bro Lowe's talk to me baby what's going
on do you not like your team you have two good teammates I feel like yeah if I was out
of the equation I feel like you would run slower than why do you think that it would
literally not
No, he said he loves his team you didn't hear him. He said he said he loves his team now
What you said about the language barrier that's gotta be true, bro. Y'all legitimately could win this shit legit
Yeah, okay, so wait, so then you do need me on the team?
Bro, if you're not on the team, we'd have to get a whole other sub. We need you.
I thought you were going to put that guy, uh, Chazza.
Yeah, my dad is taking this spot. He's joining Jinjin and Deji.
So then put, so then, then, can't your dad go on the team?
That's what I mean, bro. So now your dad stops playing, not like replacing your dad?
are you lagging in your brain? No, my dad is playing with Ginge and Deji. Chaz is not playing.
He wasn't supposed to play. He was like, I already asked him, get Chaz out of your mind.
You're playing.
He really wants to play, bro.
Yeah, he does really want to play, but also my dad really wants to play. And what? Am
Am I gonna make my dad sad?
No.
No, no, I won't be sad if you like to do it, you know what?
You know?
Bro, no, are you trying to get out of this?
Are you trying to get out of this?
I'm not trying to get out of it.
Hold on, bro, Aiden's calling me, let me call you back.
All right.
She's trying to get out of this.
Look, high-fives, replace dad with Chazza.
Make it say dad, all right?
Yeah, I'm back.
Let's do it.
Drake's playing Iceman, coming to Discord right now.
Right now, dude, he's about to leave.
He's about to leave, bro.
Dude, he's really mad, like come right now, like right now.
When they're Iceman, you're up, actually.
I can't say.
So, we ready to start?
Yes.
I'm missing a lot of people.
I'm missing a lot of people, but we're starting right now.
I do a pregnancy in the,
are you guys in the game or no?
10 minutes, start in 10 minutes.
Wait, excuse me.
Wait, Jamesy.
Stop.
Jamesy, you make me want to play Red Dead 2, bro.
Oh my God, I've seen clips and shit.
You don't have to play, bro.
It takes like three days, though, or four days.
Jamesy, have you ever played Master Bust, though?
Great game.
Oh my God, JT, please play that game, bro.
Two is top five games of all time.
No, first one.
I haven't played two yet, but first.
I did, though.
I think the first one.
Oh, the second's better?
No.
Nice.
If I could go a little trouble.
You're not dead.
Let's get scabbed.
Sure.
Hold on.
Neon's joining in our room in a second.
This is what I was going to say two years.
Oh my God, look at this.
What the fuck?
We're looking good, we're looking good, okay.
What's up Riley, how you doing?
Everything's running so good.
Oh nice, okay, thanks.
Where's Losey?
Where is Neon?
Oh, Neon's coming right now.
Yes!
Oh my god, only Texan may tell stable Ronaldo
I want you to beat the fuck.
Come on dude, be nice.
Yo, yo.
Stable Ronaldo is ruining this whole fucking...
Yeah, ginger what's going on man? It's a nice to meet you. Yes. Hello there. Okay, dude mate. Yeah, I'm all right, mate
We swap teams way inside by that
Jigs my feet to my office really quick, of course you can't do you just got me mate. Yeah
I
Have eyes give me perms. This is awkward
Hey, you okay, mate agent has gone. So things have changed. I'm down to listen to what's going on. Yeah, fuck it
Let's go. Do you remember? I don't think you were invited guys Norris James. Do you remember when I told you
XQC was on your team
Yeah, no, yeah, I remember because I specifically it was like dead G shit. I'm okay dead X is good. So that's good
So things have changed, Chesh.
Oh, okay. Can you explain about that?
Sorry, Nicholas.
So my, I too, well, watch the Nicholas thing.
Okay.
Scalmy, Jinxie, or Nick.
Yeah.
No worries, Jimmich.
Okay.
And your teammate is now, have I played in a drum roll?
Okay.
Your teammate is now my dad.
Adam?
Wait, slow down.
What?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Just wait, bro.
My dad has actually been playing this game since 2022.
Has he now?
Was that before or after he was fucking your mum so he could meet you?
I'm playing with your dad!
You're not really hearing me, but you're not hearing me.
No, I'm hearing you loud and clear.
I'm playing with your father, the person that you came from.
You were in his ballsack. I'm playing with your dad's mate.
Yes, but...
How's this happened?
Because a lot of things transpired.
Basically, um, XQC, like Ray and Loose, if I put them with Silky,
I put them with silky it would be like sending a lamb to the slaughter like if I put Ray and
Loose with silky it'd be like sending a lamb to the slaughter
So I had to buff that team by giving them XQC and I had to nerf your guys's team because you and Deji have both played the game
Deji's played R6. He's not the game. Deji one has glasses and can't fucking see straight and two. He's fucking shit
I'm looking forward to playing with you, mate.
You should be good.
Come on, guys.
Y'all got this, man.
Y'all got this.
Jason, wait.
Jason, where the fuck are your teammates, bro?
They're not here.
Why the fuck is Jason even in here?
I was like, drag him out!
No, no, no, wait.
James, can I join the bump boys for a day?
For a day.
You can have 24 hours.
Yeah.
Nice.
All right.
Bye, guys.
Yo, guys.
For a day you get up 24 hours. Yeah
Yeah, we take all your revenue from that stream. Yes, Joe
Sorry, I just have a quick question before you DC here, man
Um, why am I put with two players that have never played the game before?
So, yes, let me actually great question. Let me look at the bracket here
That is
Sinners level four and silky didn't ever install the game Joe way sorry for you. What?
So yeah, so okay, so I'm gonna spectate five games to get first-rounded wait. You're telling me so he doesn't have a game now loaded
Jason you fucking hustled me out of eight grand. I don't want to hear anything from you Joe
I love your philosophy videos like genuinely
one. I was watching. Okay.
So Jim see. Yes, I thought I
thought Chazza was in. Can we
speak about without
situations? So Chazza does
have a chance of getting in.
It depends if Stokey's game
takes an hour to download.
He's just now. Wait, so Stokey
hasn't even downloaded the game
and he was. Yeah, he hasn't
played the tutorial and you
Put him on my team.
I'm going to crash out.
Why?
Why?
The tutorials 15 minutes.
Joe, on the bright side, we can put your guys's game last
and it'll give you guys time to warm up as a team.
Maybe play warm up.
He doesn't know how to fucking reinforce the wall.
Yeah, there's no point in fucking warming up, mate.
If you're fucking that shit, you're just fucking doomed.
Fuck it.
But Joe, on the bright side, right?
Let me think.
There isn't really a bright side.
Joe on the okay. I got it. You're one of the best players in the tournament. Joe, you want to see tournament, right?
Really Joe, what level are you? What level are you?
44, I can't even play rank. We have good news
It's down. Oh don't get it's downloaded. Wait the chat actually has a good idea. They're saying to do a draft
No, hell no
Let's just text me and say I don't have the disk even though let me call
I'll have us.
A draft is not a bad idea.
Hi guys, what are your thoughts on audibulling this?
Cause everybody's bitching and moaning
about the fucking teams.
What if we get the eight best players to draft their teams?
We can definitely do that.
Um, the problem is I'm looking around.
Where's where's where's where's where's phantom was agent.
There's not enough people in the.
And the calls right now.
Um, let me call phantom agent and we're kind of quick.
One moment. Let me call Rekai 1st.
Oh agents on agents on beautiful beautiful beautiful
Please don't tell me Rekhaz asleep
It's 6 p.m. There's no way to sleep Rekhaz east coast, right?
I think that was a voicemail, or did he pick up?
Yo, it's Jinxie!
Oh, something in?
You don't have my...
Yeah.
Rukai.
Yo.
Yeah.
Brother, there's a tournament that you're in in two minutes.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
It's actually right now.
Do you have Rainbow Six Siege downloaded and updated?
Yes, sir.
Oh, you swear to God?
If I do, I do, I do. I'll be starting right now.
All right, all right, all right, are you happy with your team?
So we might just say fuck the teams and do a draft. Are you cool with that?
Yeah, I'm going to start right now. Okay.
All right, join the Discord server right? It's in your text.
All right, let me call Phantom.
all, Phantom.
Chat, we might do a draft.
I'm not even gonna troll.
Yo.
Phantom, Tournament's in one minute.
You're good to go, right?
Yes, yes, yes, sir.
All right, Beth, are you in the Discord server?
I'm trying to load into my PC, yeah.
Beth, it's in...
And you have Siege downloaded and updated, right?
That's a fact.
Let's go.
Okay, Pat, join the server whenever and I'll see you, bro.
I bet.
Jason, what's up?
JC, I heard you were doing a draft, is this true?
It's not finalized yet, we might be doing a draft.
Okay, just saying, I do have a land center
for me and RK and Yuki, so that would be
a bit of a troublesome.
Okay, well, y'all can just put up folders
or something, binders, binders.
Are you fucking kidding me?
What y'all are like monitor to monitor shoulder to shoulder?
Yeah, like after every round, I'm taking this so serious to the point where like I'm
doing 5 months after every round, like, you know, you established the teams already.
Okay, so, okay, we're just going to keep the teams.
We're just going to keep the teams, all right, all right.
Yeah, W fucking team, see you in the chat then.
All right, he has that man set up.
All right, now he's wrong.
Try again, try again.
So what's the update?
This is going really well.
Yeah, wait.
We're just going to keep the teams.
Okay, so is everyone here I think everybody's ready to go
What are the rules of this tournament? So every game goes up to four
What map?
Yes, because I don't want it to take like 27 hours. So this should take about three hours maximum maximum now
Why are Archey and you?
I'm not here. No, they're
10 minutes. They're 10 minutes.
Marlon is here. Marlon is here.
So yeah, don't worry about that.
He has to do a 30 minute intro.
So we got some time. One second.
Yo, agent. What's up, baby?
Yo, bro, can you please relink
the discord? Relink it in the
in the Twitter group chat.
Yeah, easy.
Got you. Got you.
I might put it in your discord
Is that easy?
Alright.
Alright agent, I'll see you.
Yeah agent, agent's probably a top 3 player in the tournament chat, I'm not sure.
Alright, let me invite him to the discord.
It's gotta be fun!
But it's actually going better than I thought it would go.
I don't know why this is going this well.
I
Make baby, I was just being negative this is going perfect
Wait, there's only 15 people that just go whichever
One dollar
Right wait, what is being on the thing? What's all right? Hey, what's up? What's going on brother? How are you?
You want to hear what you guys are doing with Neonite?
I didn't hear what Bingo said, what did he say?
Wait, let me tell you one thing.
I think you and Neonite would be a great fight and I could get you guys a good back.
I'm telling you dude.
Oh yeah, I'll get you that money one.
Let me ask you a question.
I gotta get a national treasure.
No, no, no, let's get you some money.
I'll get you a million times. I'll get you a million titanium dollars. What do you think about that?
A million titanium dollars is $30,000
Hi guys get in here
Get in here don't I'm gonna go be high-five screen share and shuffle all right shuffle
This couple
Right go Ray we're getting ready
You
You know I'm Jewish
What the fuck are you doing bro, we got jack. What's up? Sorry that yeah, yeah, I got you. I mean
No, I don't need to get a bar stick at it. I'm not sure. Yeah, damn Joe bar
Okay, it was like Joe
Frame you got a good frame. Okay. Hey, come on do monkey in this car now. Come on baggum. It's out
It's out right now get to it. Let's go
Oh, shut up, weirdo.
I'm locked in for the R6 tournament, all right?
So where's Bruce?
Bro, that's your teammate, bro.
Are you going to go live until midnight?
Oh, low enough.
B5 told me he was going to be wild awake, bro.
He told me, oh, god.
Wait, Bruce is awake.
Bruce is awake or asleep?
Uh, I don't know.
He's awake.
He's awake.
He's not awake.
He was in my chat like an hour ago, yeah.
So we're going to B5 on the show.
B5?
Join.
Let's get it going, man.
I can't fix those only black nigga in the car right now
What's your camera bro, but you you from like the UK
Like down here, we don't eat jacket for tight
It's like we don't
We chili dollars and burgers
What we're gonna do is if anybody's asleep if anybody's not ready to go we're just gonna put their game
last okay
I think you see this full of fire games and not respect to the tournament. Yeah
Yeah, for real.
That's angry.
Yeah.
Hi, guys.
Everybody's live here.
Hi, guys.
Are you ready to shuffle?
Hi, guys.
Ready to shuffle?
We need a screen share.
Hold on.
Yeah, screen share, please.
Yeah, hold on.
Yeah, dude.
We're Mr. Brackeye.
We're going to complete the randomize the bracket.
All right.
Okay.
Who is this?
Okay.
Where is it?
Screen share it.
Go full.
I am in.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
It's the exact same, Loki.
Dude x2c is not good at this fucking game
I don't know what to do with it.
No request from Joe.
No request from Joe.
Can you guys go to the general chat and add me?
I already sent how to do it.
Yes.
The only way to get it is to add in the high-pitched.
I love this number.
My dad is one of the best players in the world.
Fuck!
I made you on Discord.
Damn.
Fuck!
Get the fuck in there.
That is great.
That is great.
That is great.
I'm going to call him.
I'm going to call him.
How many hours to go?
No, right.
Not on Discord.
Not on Discord.
Not on Discord.
Damn.
Go to the general chat and add me.
Check on my dad.
Hang on, Mike.
Hey, dad, how's it going?
Oh, Ron's in here.
Yeah, so.
I'm playing a dual squad, aren't I?
No, you're not playing duals, Ron.
Dad, you're playing 3v3 tournament.
Your teammates are gin gin-deji, all right?
Oh, oh.
Now, who's this?
It's me, it's Ron, Ron, just say hi.
He's new to nickel, yeah.
No shit.
It's a mic.
Mike, did Jinxie ever give you the Turbo S?
No, it was a fucking Rental.
No, it's not.
It was not a Rental.
I just wanted to confirm.
It was not a Rental.
Okay, let me check on this team here.
Yo.
Yo Joe Sina. What is up guys? Hi your teammate is silky. All right. Yes. Yeah. Where is he? Is he late?
Because you know what he says he's 15 minutes away. You should normally add about 20 minutes to that, right?
Okay, so do you guys play first? Where's this new bracket at?
How about you? Yeah, we are
Let's talk. Okay. Ginge and uh, dadgy. Yeah, what's up?
What's up, Sarah?
Any problems with the tournament?
Or do you feel the significance?
I just feel like I just want to evoke a card today
and say, maybe I would like some of the men to go first,
so we don't get first-rounded and first-out.
Because we're going to get your dad.
What is that?
All right.
I'm going to have a rebuttal here
and would say that I would rather get first-rounded
if we're going to lose.
No, no, no.
OK, you know what?
Fine.
Then we're not going to get first-rounded.
We're going to beat up your dad, Jig-Z.
We're gonna okay. I can't uh could you maybe like
Go mess with your dad while we're in game to like potentially give us an edge
I'm not gonna do that like look my dad is good at the gala key
He's not my dad is like copper like playing solo queue or bronze
But like most of the people in here aren't even fucking copper level. So I think you'll do yeah
You know seeing that uh, you know, we're a level 44 unranked level 4 and is
I don't think so.
What is the team that did the, what is the team?
Why don't we not get your dad?
Because Silky was able to play.
Yeah, but why wasn't Silky on the original team that he was meant to be on?
Because that team was too bad.
It was him and most.
So you hate women on women's day.
I don't hate women.
If I get first round at first, Alex, I don't hate women.
If I get first rounded first out in a tea in a in a mess full of men, then you hate women. Okay.
Surely sexism. I will agree with that. I will. I will. I'm sorry to say that.
In the game. In the game. Yeah.
Sina add me on Ubisoft connect already. Uh, I posted in general how to do it. Oh,
Joe, I already have you out of it. I don't know if I have you out of it.
Yeah. How do I join you? Are you going to invite me? You're going to get.
Buzz, what's your reconnect? Oh, I'm going to join you.
All right, Jim's called up, BRB guys.
Hey Jim, how's everything going?
Jim, sir.
What the fuck is your dad doing on my team?
He can't end everything, Jim.
He thought it was on his TV.
He thought Robert didn't have a clue what this dog is.
You know what, Jim?
Jim, he's putting it on the right.
He's putting it on the clue what this dog is.
Jim, I'm going to need you to unfrust yourself.
I'll head over to that call.
I'll be there in a moment.
Jay?
Hello, team.
I can hear you through my speakers and through my PCs
and through my headset.
I can hear you through my speakers.
Perfect.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
No, that's not good though.
Is it, Jynx?
He needs to hear for his headset.
No, it's not.
I can hear you guys.
I think everything's chip shaped.
That'd be a good job.
Wait, wait, wait, Jynx, is he actually your dad?
It's the easiest cupping back path easily what?
No, it's the easiest path possible dad. I'm not even playing. I'm playing
That I'm watching you say that's all good. You can hear each other fuck off and then figure it out
So wait you can't hear them through your headset. Oh god. No, I can't hear him through the speakers
Well, then that's fine, right?
I mean, we can deal with that. Yeah, that's good. You guys are fine. I think you guys
are fine. I got Dead Sheet and Angry Gens, right? Is that, is that? Yeah, that's the
one, yeah, that's the one, Michael. So, I'm going to invite you and you guys are
going to play right now, right? Oh, yeah, we're going to kick ass. What are we playing
now? Yeah, you guys have our first game in the bracket. Don't worry, I'm good.
Oh, I'm going to invite you on Xbox here.
Hold on, hold on.
Wait, Jinx.
You don't have to worry about me.
I promise you I'm actually good at this game.
I used to play this game all the way back in Xbox One days and all that.
I look forward to that.
Thank you.
Do I need to add high-fives, Jinx?
Yes.
Yes, Jinx.
I put it in general.
Yeah, okay.
You can see can you invite your dad?
I already invited dad on Xbox.
Who are you?
Who are you playing against?
You guys are playing against
Sina, Joe Bart, and Silky.
Okay.
It could be worse.
Vice?
Can you drive me to a separate car please?
Yep.
Hold on.
I'm not going to play station.
PlayStation so that's how I'm gonna add you from there. Yeah, it still applies. It's so fun
You see that oh
Yeah, I invited you on Xbox, I'll invite you again
Yeah, you locked in you could win this oh
He's not bad even playing for years, you know
I believe it. Wait, um, do I use controller or keyboard up to you? Whatever you feel?
There's a lot of keyboard players in here, so use whatever you want
There's a lot of keyboard players
Yeah, you can have them on your team too. Oh
Well that that works out good. Yes. Yes. Yeah. I think I invited myself, right? You're in the lobby
Yeah, now let me go check on silky. Oh, there it is. Yeah, I was make everything today. Uh, wait, is it is it possible that we go second?
He said what he doesn't have a tutorial. Jesus. Yeah.
Is it possible that we go second? You know, I'm saying yes. Yes. You guys will go second.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yo, guys, we're going to play second because Silky's doing the tutorial right now.
Wait for a while.
Yep.
So you guys are going to go second.
Jesus.
Let me go collect the other team now.
Jason, Jason, Jason.
Oh, God.
You guys play in second.
Maybe you guys can warm up.
Maybe you guys can warm up.
Yo, Jason.
Carl, please.
Jason's death in Jinxy.
Topham, what's good, dude?
Hey, Jinxy.
Thank you for inviting me, bro.
That's a lot.
No, of course, bro.
Thank you for playing, dude.
Thank you for playing.
You know, I shut up on time.
I'm black and I shut up on time.
That means a lot.
Um, let me, okay wait, is Jason in the call or is he not talking?
Well, he's deafened, so basically what deafen means, Jinxie, is when the person can't hear us and we can't hear them.
Okay, okay, so I'm gonna check, can you guys tell Jason to undeafen in his chat really quick, because he's gonna play now, like right now.
Oh, shit.
I get to watch for it, right?
Yeah, of course, bro.
I get to watch for you?
Nice, nice.
Wait, guys, tell Jason to undeafen.
Yo, yo, cuff him is so fucking chopped Jason game, you know, she looked like
Yeah, yeah, I heard all up first. Yeah, you are what's going on behind you right now. What's that thing is?
land setup is
It's you know, they just got here so
Oh
Let's go second
Approximately
Some are there
six seven minutes
He did all right you guys
We're gonna put somebody else first now. Jesus fucking Christ two of the teams are ready. I'm about to put a controller up my ass
All right, Ray most an ex QC. Let's check on them
Yeah, we're in the game guys
So yeah, I'm silk or not. Sorry silk. He's doing the tutorial. So they had to go second
So now I was gonna get Archie Yuki and Jason to go and they weren't ready to go first
Are you guys ready to go first? Yes? Yeah, but I don't know what it also. I'm ready by all the way
That's actually let's give him a call. How do I go to
Oh
If he goes up there, I have a friend to play okay, oh
Okay, it's a shimmer. He's a shimmer. He's a shimmer. Where is he nice? Jesse Jesse to the fire is great
He's you guys guys. JC. Okay. Okay. Okay. I would like go to the training room. I forgot how to go
Yo, those it's 618 is there a reason you're not in the discord call
What? You're up.
I thought you said, oh no, it's, you're good, don't worry about it, and then you replaced me.
No, I said the tournament can't happen if you don't play and we need to get a sub.
I don't know if I was speaking like Russian, that's what I said.
No. I think maybe Hive Mind, might have said that to me or something.
Hive Mind? You mean Hiva?
Is that a real person on the way, or is that AI?
We're getting sidetracked!
Listen, Rose, what I'm gonna do is you need to be in the call.
Like, we're doing a tournament.
You're on a team.
Your teammates are ready.
I thought you replaced me, bro.
I, dude, I, I don't know.
And I didn't replace me.
So you're actually not home.
You actually can't play.
Okay.
That's not what I said.
You know, it's cool.
You said, okay, my dad replaced you.
I said, okay, cool.
No, I said your dad.
Fuck!
Los, I said my dad is replacing Chaza.
You, your team is Ray and X2C and they're ready.
Like now.
Alright, I'm gonna...
Okay.
Are you in the Twitter group chat?
Do you see the Discord link?
Yeah, I'm gonna...
put another one in your DMs.
Yes, send me the thing.
I'll get it right on.
We are 20 minutes behind.
Get out!
How is no team ready?
No one's ready!
Appreciate it, appreciate it.
Invite.
No, no, no, not this term. Invite. Wait, don't leak. I can't leak. I can't leak. I can't leak. I must leak the code.
Did I leak the code? No, I didn't. No, I didn't. People are saying that Ray is good at it.
People are saying Ray is bad at it, but people are saying Ray is good at it. No, Ray is good.
Chad didn't leak, right? Please don't tell me I leaked the server. No, no, I didn't. It was hidden. It was hidden. It was hidden.
It was leaked. People would already be joining. It was hidden. It was hidden.
All right, let me invite Loats and DMs.
Yo, so literally no one's ready, have I? It's like, I don't know. I'm just going down the list.
No, it's ready. Yeah, just keep going. Okay, he's doing the tutorial
Yugi and Arche are still setting up
Most is like eating or something. He's not on his PC. I don't know. No, no
They should be ready though. Come on man. Be punctual beyond time. Be ready. Yeah, excuse me. Let me say bro
Thank you for being on time. So fun. Thank you. Thank you, bro. All right, chat. Let's just keep I only that much
There's no point of even skipping around the bracket have eyes because three of the like eight teams aren't even ready
Anyways, bro, literally there's no point
Okay, um
Game four isn't ready either right well, let me check on game four good go because I didn't think Bruce is a link
I know squishy Zoink and Riley already our agent and agent and fan already is Rekai ready. Yeah, that's Rekai live
Yo guys any any word any word on Rekai
Yep, like one minute, dude, any word on recovery?
That's right, he asked for the lane, by the way, in the chat, he's a little slow.
You got to, like, send it to him directly.
Okay, let me text it to him on Discord.
I think y'all are going to play last anyway, so y'all got time, y'all got time.
And they go, Jizzy, I hope that, Jizzy.
Yes, sir?
I hope you're having a wonderful afternoon.
Thank you, man.
You too, man.
You too, man.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Haven't heard that today, bro.
Thank you, man.
See, he's excited.
Thank you, bro.
Behind the way I broke the camera behind us. I broke the camera behind us. Yo, do you know exactly where at? Wait, is that Jinxie?
Yo, what's up Riley? Squishy Zoic?
Yo, what's up Jinxie?
Yeah, we're like locked out now. Wait, I'm gonna call them.
This team is putting the tournament back. Chat is teasing.
Wait, what's that? What's that?
I'm gonna be called?
Yeah.
Fuck off.
I joined this call and Riley just said I broke the camera. So one they're warming up. Only team warming up.
Two they're ready to play they've been ready to play for an hour chat whoever plays this team is just gonna get four out
I think I'm not even trolling
All right, it looks like you guys are the only team that's prepared to play are you serious?
Yeah
We're playing first time
Good aim good aim good aim. We're just gonna keep
All up in it yo guys
Literally pros. I'm gonna skimming around doing some research. Uh, literally no one's ready. So I'm just gonna put your guys's game first
We're gonna keep the same exact. Oh, okay. Yeah
Problem you have to be level five to get in a custom game and silky is level four
No, he's not. No, he can get it. He can get it. Trust.
He can get in. Are you sure?
I think you have to be level one.
No, it's easy.
To make a custom game. I think you can join.
It says join.
Wait, what?
But I Googled it.
You are the rainbow expert, so.
No chess.
I'll take your word for it.
I'm pretty sure you have to be level.
I think you can be level.
Well, if that's the case, this whole tournament's going to play.
Oh.
What? You think there's that many level ones?
Yeah.
Yeah, we might just have to switch it to like Rocket League.
Wait, hold up.
No, don't put, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, switch it to Rocket League, switch it to Rocket League.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I think you could, I think any level can join.
I think level five is to make a costume, I think.
Okay.
Yeah.
Jinxie, look, Jinxie, I think that we have to run
a couple quick matches just to make sure,
so we're not asked out.
Jinxie, he has to do the tutorial.
are you still doing the. Oh no
just say you could bypass it if
your friend creates a custom
game. Yeah no no no this is my
friends. We're all good. Yeah
it's just joint it's just joint
everybody's good we're all good
we're all good we're all good
so does he have time to do the
tutorial and stuff. I think if we
win this match you're going to
cover up. Right
never play the game so he
silky how long do you have until
like 20 minutes I haven't started a
good story. Brother start like what
it we're in 625. Listen, I don't have like I don't have to do it because I'm on a
friend's account. So, I don't need to do the turn right now, right?
Right now. No, I have to get a little fly. No, you don't. You can just join.
Why would you say that? Why would you not just say you had to do the fucking tutorial oh?
Oh, yeah, because I do have to do the tutorial. No, no, just joking
Well, Jiggy what type of man are you that you wouldn't abide by this request and it's women's nationalism
Yo loose, why are you spamming me?
but the teams are messed up also.
Which caught is this?
Yo, I can't even tell if you're serious or not
cause you're actually that tough.
Lose, what did you just say?
I said, which caught, I don't have to download.
Lose, this is rainbow six siege.
This isn't kind of duty.
I told you this.
Hi, bro, you don't get used to being like,
that's annoying, bro.
You're like nitpicking your bro.
I'm nit-picking most I told you I told you in a dm I told you in a dm three
weeks no no no no no no now I talk I told you in a dm three weeks ago it's a
rainbow six each tournament I tagged everyone in the group chat nine times
download and update rainbow six season how have I you just called me and said
Which car is this?
Why are you fucking stupid?
Can I get this on the switch?
I can't talk to this guy. I can't talk to this guy. This guy's too stupid
Yo dad, Deji, oh wait hold up. Yeah, Joshua Kimmich.
Gigi did or not Gigi. Sorry dad. Gigi James. You guys are actually up first your opponents
Yeah, why the fuck are you interrupting it?
It's like we get it we get it always your tournament a lot
But me your dad and Gigi are having a really nice conversation
And can I also just say something your dad said something and it was quite out of order
What did he say? What did my dad say? What did my dad say?
I'll let you say it. Are you familiar with the bodybuilder Arnold?
Bonnie builder Arnold? Yeah. Yeah. Arnold Schultz.
No, he said the full name jinx there. Well, I did not.
And that's where I dropped the line mate, if I'm honest with you.
Get guys get in the game. We got to start
Wait, we need high-fives to invite us
Okay, 10 by the way, Jim, you're not 5-10 you're like 6-3. Yeah, I'm 6-3
You're fucking you this you're 6-3
Yeah, and then
Gents and yeah, uh, that's it
I'm not bad. I'm pretty good
Everyone from game three is ready
You have those out of yeah, I think games
Yep
Yeah
You told me to my place. You're gonna be ready in 15 minutes 45 minutes ago. Where are you?
Wait, wait, I'm looking at the teams right? I'm looking at the teams right? There are still people that's not in the call
Yeah, but it doesn't matter because the order of the bracket that we randomly spun selected you guys
God chose you to play first, Silky.
I don't know why, maybe it was the devil.
But you gotta be ready, man.
We did a randomized bracket.
I set the date and time for two weeks.
It's your responsibility to be on time
with the game downloaded and sawed and updated.
Ready?
Tell him.
You tell him.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm not laughing at you.
I'm not laughing at you.
but your face is like all in the camera like that, but I can't take it.
You see, I'm noticing you're a little tense.
You have to go, you have to calm down with your cortisol levels rise.
Yeah, you're just a little bit of a braver.
You're invested into aroma therapy, maybe a lavender candle or some sort of
maybe some action puncher.
How about a fucking chill pill, buddy?
How about that? You're stressed out, buddy.
You have. You know,
I want this to be known. I'm in the game. So I'm the only I'm the only person in the game actually
The only person in the game. All right, let me go check on the other team
Yo, uh, yeah, that's say you couple invites dad you get it in there
That's shit. Um, just go to
Invite friends where you where you were going like you're going to invite somebody and then you could just go out there, uh, Jen's
Okay
this game. Hi guys is everyone.
I mean, he said from game one on your friends. What's that? I invited you out of the way on Xbox.
Um.
The.
It didn't let me join. It just says the profile of us.
It doesn't know you're going. Okay, can I, um,
Yeah.
Give me size and game chat.
So key, quick little question, my dad.
Yo, so key, quick little question.
Oh, oh, my dad.
Yo, James, is it true that, is it true that you got your dad in the tournament?
Yeah, you're playing against him, bro.
You're playing against him.
But I heard that he's the best player in the tournament.
That's a loose sentence.
I wouldn't go that far.
Um, you got your, so basically you got somebody in your bloodline who's
fairly good in the best of tournament and we had to play him.
So, so key.
First off, do you have high-vives added on Ubisoft Connect?
High-vives added on Ubisoft Connect?
This has been, I've said, one instruction for two weeks.
Do you have high-vives added on Ubisoft Connect?
I mean, if a high-vives joins the call right now, I could definitely add them right now.
Let me go get them right now for you, sir.
Hey, have a nice day.
Yeah, so I went to...
Yeah, okay.
High-vives, we need to hit Silky in here right now.
I know, I'm aware. Can I just skip engine?
Yep, yep, yep.
I'm fine, I'm in the game now by the way, just letting you know.
Okay, sounds good.
Mate, you're already in, I'm fucking already in, am I?
Uh, no, you're in the wrong one.
Okay, you need to, um...
Yeah, just where are you gonna invite a friend?
Not through the settings menu?
You wanna go to where are you gonna invite a friend?
And then you're gonna click UBCLF Connect.
I think so you're so bad at hosting please God tell me you're fucking raping God
All my bad hosting
How much is that seven people at him out of 24 streamers?
I've given the same exact instructions in the Twitter group chat and the discord group chat for two weeks
No one has him at it
I
Still can't invite edgy interesting wait, uh, let me see if I'm up here. Yeah, I'm online
I'm appearing online
Can you try to invite me?
Okay
I don't know where to fix that though
Ifs
I could invite did you get that?
Okay, and then I just invited you. Did you get that? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay, try to join that.
It should be in.
Okay, you're in. Thank you, bro. Thank you so much. No worries. No worries.
Now, yeah, switch. Wait, how do I do that? Should be down the left stick if you're on
keyboard? No dad don't switch teams I just need dad to switch. Wait, but how?
Dad you don't have to touch anything dad you can just click LT. Dad you just have
to switch with there should be a button that says switch teams at the bottom of
the screen. If you're on keyboard it's gonna be it's gonna be something else.
I don't even know if I'm in the wait what go to play you should there should be a button
that's all you can all have to view the custom game all yeah I got it all right so then I
go to enemy team nerf I got nerf yeah you just switch teams yeah there you go and I'm
gonna get 10 of a switch dad you can click just left trigger dad you can just click
just left trigger your left trigger yep and now and now dad just click down on the
the left stick, just like down to the left stick.
Yep.
Is that good?
No, I think, yeah, just down to the left stick.
Just like, hey, what?
No, kind of just.
You can see things that were running bands?
Yeah, I think so, I believe so.
This is my, like, custom.
OK.
All right, it's going good.
It's going good.
I mean, we're going to go.
Yeah, no, no, you got to switch over there,
and then Sina's got to switch.
Dad, just take your left stick and,
just take your left stick and press it down, Dad.
Just press it down.
Hey, I did, I just did.
Perfect, now you don't gotta do anything
and we'll be starting soon.
Yeah, I'll leave it alone.
All right.
I'll leave it alone.
Yo, Sina, do you know how to switch teams
for a chance?
Yes, I am doing it now, fam.
Nice, okay.
Perfect, now all we're missing is Suki.
Oh, good.
Suki, I invited you.
One second literally
Yeah, oh wait by jocobie by jocobie by jocobie. Is that an attacker or a defender attacker?
Junction. What do you see? What am I doing?
You just use an ability that pings their phone and it makes them have a really loud noise that they have to turn off
And then we'll know where they are. Oh, and I use the scroll wheel for that, right?
I don't know. I don't play doggie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be organ only or different maps every game
What do you guys want to be organ only?
I would I would like Oregon. I think most people only know Oregon so that might be a good idea
Yeah
Yeah, I'm fine with Oregon only I feel like
He's fucking most calling me again like I
Got doka to be what did you say?
Doka to be
What character should
be good.
Let me look.
Lion is good.
Simple good operators is like
lion slash.
What about for defenders?
Good question.
Defenders.
with minimal game. Yeah.
all good for minimal game
they have. That doesn't
everybody's saying thorn.
very good. Very good. You'
chance is going to be able
to be honest. What is your
character to play just so
I can't say. I can't say.
All right, Chad, Monday and Mike.
He's level 2.
I'm like, Mike, there's nothing to score.
You can say, there's Brian.
It's Monday and Mike main.
Dude, my dad's level 243.
My child, I mean, you know.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, but this is a fair tournament.
Wait, wait, hold on, your dad is level 243.
And you believe in Soki on that same, what?
That's what I'm saying.
Come on.
Listen, listen.
But your dad is actually.
There's national women's history.
So first off, my dad is in his 50s.
He has a 0.5 KD.
He's in copper five, which is the lowest rank of the game,
and he's on console.
So if you guys are on PC, you're going to have double
the screens.
It's not as bad as you think.
You see, I am just a girl.
Yeah, I know.
You guys have a chance of winning.
Don't give up.
Like, you guys could have won.
And Joe, I think I'm just going to do Oregon
for maximum simplicity.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
I'm happy with that.
It's the best map of the game.
We got this.
We got it.
We're going to get Oregon for every map, or just.
I think we'll just do more than every map, I think, because Chad's saying it's simple.
Awesome.
Well, listen, okay, listen, listen.
We got this team.
So you're not in the game!
Like you're the only one missing.
That's cap.
That's cap.
There's Joe, Senna, Deji, Big Burke.
All you talk about, you talk about within this team.
Out of everyone in the lobby, everyone is here besides you.
But I told you, you know what's so crazy is that I begged you to do the tutorial and you're
telling me to just leave the tutorial.
No, you said, and I quote, yo, I got my friend's account, I don't need the tutorial, and you
can join.
Oh, why?
Someone in the chat said you just now went live, like literally in the last three sentences.
You just...
See, that's what I was trying to do.
Exactly.
My god, Jinxie Ricky is in my chat and he said good luck. Can we add him to the team? No? No, Ricky is a
Champion you guys will win. No
Please
Is we rotate me and Reggie that's that's super
That would be unbalanced and broken
No, but only for the first round since this is the hardest team
Hi guys, just let me know when Silky gets in here. I'm about to fucking
Yo just wanted to check in on this team here. How you guys doing?
Well, Jinxly, is it organ only?
Yeah, I think we're new organ only.
We're feeling good, Jinxly. We're feeling good.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, like if I was a betting man, now the games are up to four
So if anyone could win, but if I was a betting man, I would put my left and right testicle on Saturday.
The only team that warped up no one else warped up
People couldn't even get into lobby yeah
Right be predicted. It was like these someone's not the game like installed. Yes. Yes
I said people aren't gonna be able to get in so we should play more
Yeah, yeah, so you guys are probably gonna win. I'm gonna go check on the other teams now. All right, okay
Thank you. Thank you
Yep
Hey, Nicholas. Yo guys just checking in everybody's busy. Yeah, we're ready to go ready to go
You guys probably do the next game. I think or no no you guys are the third game. Sorry third game
Can we play?
Most I don't know if like you speak English or if every word I've said to you for the last four hours
Also, you're on a team with Ray and ex-QC for the 99
Okay, so why would I go to my team thing the only person in there is Jason the wing
He's not even on my team, bro!
Yeah, because, uh, Ray, you're actually right.
It's because Ray and X are in the wrong fucking call.
Let me change that one moment.
Guys, guys, change some bullshit, guys.
Where's my thing?
You're a fucking loser.
Shut the fuck up!
I fucking hate you.
Shut the fuck up!
I can't see.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
Shut the fuck up.
So, guys, everything going good?
I bet.
Don't ask motherfucker.
So guys, make sure you guys join.
Your guys is team call because Los has four brain cells and he's confused that what to do
So join the call that says Ray Los and XQC. All right run out of it. Yeah
It's Los let's swore or something holy fuck
Am I on this team? Well, no Los first off that would be a four person team and it's a three-year-thee tournament
Second I've said 99 times exactly who your team is
It's first to four so the games are gonna be pretty quick. We need to do that because we're already 43 minutes bad schedule
Yeah, all right Roger. Yeah, good luck
I'm gonna mute and just bounce around from call to call to listen about teams and I won't be talking right good luck
I yeah shots good. All right. Let me check in on this team. We got shotguns guys
Are you guys I'm about a story are you guys ready?
Yeah, do you see your dad's trying to put a gun in me on before I've even got to America
I'm not going to be smoking us.
Damn it.
All right guys.
We're going to start the game.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
Okay, we're going to see you.
After three hours wait, YouTube, what is good, YouTube?
We have put together 24 of the internet's greatest streamers of all time and put them
into a 3v3 Rainbow Six Seaster.
I'll show you the bracket right here.
Game 1 is popping off right now.
Game 1 is going to be Silky, Senna, and Joe Bart versus Ginge, Deji, and Majak.
Game 2 is going to be Archie, Yu-Gi, and Jason versus Ron, Lacey, and Marlon.
Game 3 is going to be Ray, Loos, and XQC versus Bruce, Kupman, and Aiden.
That game is going to be Peek.
Game 4 is going to be Squishy, Zoink, and Riley versus Agent, Phantom, and Bracati.
We got 18s, 24 streamers.
3v3 tournament.
Only one team will remain at the very end.
I'm going to be muted jumping from call to call, listening to their comms.
I'll be muted so they will not be able to hear what I'm saying.
But let's see who wins the tournament.
Game one of Check Out Joe's team's guys.
So take care of him.
Make sure he's safe.
All right?
He's coming over here.
Yeah, he's coming over there for the Sidemen.
Art is beating so fast.
All right.
All right.
Why is your heart beating fast?
I'm so nervous.
I don't know.
All right.
There's so much riding on this.
so what is wrong with the music oh you got to mute the music okay Joe's locked
I didn't know you have to sinner is on don't give me Joe's on ace so he's on
sledge we want to go into their building and fuck bro we have eight okay
they probably they're probably on second four
already tell. Maybe never mind. Well, no, yeah, he will.
Joe's got a big window on master. I think I got a saw good.
In here. They're in here. We have three minutes. All right,
we're gonna have to make some plays. You guys can't just stand
behind me. Time we need to like split up a little bit.
You wouldn't run an ounce or what an ounce.
Don't run an ounce. They're wait, they're waiting out that
door for you to jump in.
Like they're probably a trap set up in there.
Should we go down and around?
I mean whatever you say is probably the best play. I'm just trying to peek right now.
Oh my god.
What? My headset died.
Wait what?
Oh my god my headset died.
Rosie!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
There's no way, there's no way, there's no way, there's no way.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Joe might jump in but there's someone literally waiting for him.
He's running.
Dude anybody? Dad's doing an accident here.
Oh my god, I can hear him here.
Are you shooting at something?
No, no, no.
Alright, one's on.
What is that guy doing? What is that guy doing? What is that guy doing?
Joe!
I'm going to point right now.
Joe, hit him! Joe, hit him!
I'm going to hit him right now.
Oh.
Chama, where'd he go?
I'm calling one of them.
I'm in.
Okay.
Should I try to push this window?
Flash comes out. Joe's still in at it.
Joe might be pushing up to this attic door in a second.
Oh, Sinus on people. Sinus actually in a good spot.
Wait, Sinus!
I
Oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God.
Yes!
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
I don't think you realize, but you just got a one tap.
Was that like your first ever kill in the game?
No, I got one on the first game too.
I'm doing good.
Wow.
Good job, guys.
I'm going to go check on the other team.
Great job.
Great job.
Team over here.
How are you guys feeling after round one?
You guys lost.
How did you feel?
I mean, we've got to give them one though, Jinx.
Shut the fuck up and get out of our fucking stream.
Yeah, well said, Michael.
Fuck you, Nicholas.
Fuck you.
Come on, Dad.
Come on, Dad.
Look, you guys can still win this.
We just got unfortunately.
What's your first two, Jinx, eh?
It's first team to win four rounds, OK?
First team to win four rounds.
That's easy there.
No problem.
No problem.
Jinx, how confident do you feel on your team right now?
You guys lost the first round.
Yeah, we lost.
But at the end of the day, it's not how you start.
It's how you finish.
And I'm going to finish on two things.
top of the game and on top of your mum. Let's go.
Sorry about that, Michael.
OK, I'm the most likely going to come through the same way.
Poor judgment on that.
Jack, now we're listening to Deji,
Ginge and...
I'm reinforcing the waltz.
Oh, my dad.
Deji, Ginge and my dad, just to keep y'all in the loop.
Yeah, but Deji, it's too big of a fucking moment here.
Let's wait till we're winning.
God, this is going to be stunning.
Thank you
Chad, you guys gonna watch Daddy?
Daddy's the only one with a kill right now
What do you mean to do that?
They're most likely gonna come through the same way
Yeah, I reckon they would
You run through that
Okay
Daddy
Oh shit
Oh my god, my dad
Whoa!
What the fuck?
It's just my dad getting...
What the hell happened there?
Oh my god, he just shot you through the fucking wall, mate
My god, I didn't...
Oh my god, I'm stupid. That's my fault. That's my fault.
Oh my god, Deji.
I thought Mike is alright, mate.
Deji Batty.
So where the fuck did you get it?
Fuck, I'm back. Oh my gosh, you killed me.
You know, he, he, he just, uh...
He's pissed me off.
Oh!
Who is, who is WG? Why GM?
Why GM? Who are you?
Ah, brah, piss.
We're not losing this game, bro. I swear.
Oh my god. It's all up to GM.
We're not out of the tournament.
Oh the stream sniping us the stream sniping us
Can't change that's a 1v3 wait Mike you have the most experience out of the two of us and you don't have a kill
Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks for reminding me
I'll do it
I got brain dead on that fucking...
Yeah, fuck it mate, is he fucking Streamstype or us?
How the fuck did he know I was in that fucking room?
Gidge, nobody Streamstype a dude, focus.
Well the fuck is that gun as well? It's fucking jumping like a fucking stripper's text.
Gidge, Gidge, nobody Streamstype a dude, lock in.
Wait, um, Jinxie. Yeah. So it's a first to four and whoever and then, um, is it first to four in one game?
Yes. First to four. If you lose your app, you lose your app.
Oh my bro, I'm not going out the first round.
I'm not going to lie. We can switch on.
The settings are messed up. So it's supposed to swap sides at the time, but like the defense is this is defender side.
You all actually have the advantage.
Yeah, but we're better at attacking though.
Yeah, okay.
If we don't get to attack it should be should be raised rigged
No, you guys
Yo, you're blaming external factors dude you're being very
Fucking facts mate
You're not out of this, you're out of focus.
Why is this on time?
Oh god, my fucking bum's gone.
Probably gonna be upstairs again now.
They just boarded. One's right there.
I just pinged him. That red ping is where he is right now.
Should we try to go up?
Jeff, if I need to get the advantage, I'm gonna pick him for the next game.
But technically, Joe should be losing these women.
Yeah, they think I they're probably gonna know that we're gonna push this I'm gonna
Oh, yeah, they daddy Joe, but it's so good at everything. Of course. He's four. Yeah, they have this wall open
Got one. Oh my god. What is my dad doing?
All right, I'm gonna breach that one. I'm gonna run in chokes
What is my dad doing?
I don't think they're gonna hold here, but they might if they did last round
Are you able to do can be Chad Joe is such a oh, yes, hold on give me a second. So sorry wow
This team looks good here well awesome. Oh, there's one
Well over seen your chat. He's literally right behind this wall. Let's reach it
Oh, he's down?
Oh, he's downstairs.
I just fucking flashed myself.
I'm terrible.
He's downstairs?
Why would that you be?
One of our phones been downstairs, I think.
I hear one here.
Chad, this might be a good thing to see.
Bro, that fucking flash is in this game's stuff.
This has a chance to be at the 4-0, so we chose inside.
Are they flanked or no?
I hear one I hear one they're in bedroom chosen site chosen site chosen site chosen site Joe Bart. He's in there
What he saw his feet idiot what good shit?
I'm gonna plant
I'm planning
He's literally right here James is in another one be three. I know he's
Okay
So, let's go!
NOOO!
Sorry, I had to reload!
That's-
So-
HAHAHAHA
Why does the window always kick in when I'm shooting?
So, guys, what-
Guys, may I ask you-
What the-
What the hell is going on in this team, right?
Yeah, may I-
May I ask a question?
And why the fuck have I not attacked yet?
HAHAHAHA
He's got a point, I can't lie.
HAHAHAHA
Jinx it, I'm an attacker, I'm not a defender.
I need to attack!
HAHAHAHA
and I'm saying it, we have a fucking 57 year old man
who keeps fucking cutting in Joe Barr, right?
And Dettia is fucking shit.
Not the only hope.
Shut up, it's the United States,
and the scoreboard will be break.
The only chance that we have
was that the American was good at shooing
and he's fucking shit.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
He's a shit.
Nah.
I think 1980s people,
like you turn that bar,
Go over the top on me. Yeah, relax and I got you
This is gonna be the fastest exit to a tournament I've ever seen if you guys don't lock in lock in
Right
we're listening to their comms again bro joe is just literally sortling i knew joe would be good at this game
okay chango
bro joe's team katie is nine and one
literally nine and one
okay i really i want to shoot you so bad
why'd you fucking
it's not worth it mate we can fucking
jammie we're fucking dead anyway
dead
What up?
You're fucking bossing us.
I'll give it.
I'm gonna blow a hair for Chad.
What is my dad doing?
What is my dad doing?
What is my-
I can't find Amy down site settings.
Oh, he's had a fucking done it.
That's a full ship hurricane.
What is my dad doing?
What is my dad doing?
Oh my god!
I got killed!
Fuck!
Whoa, there's a fucking surprise mic!
Don't hang out.
I tried to make a move. I tried to make a move
That's not me that's on me. I agree. I fucked up Chad. I that was on me. That's on me. I
Really did do not I did not do good
This is insane. We've lost them.
Oh, come on! Can we get a win?
Yeah, nor has he made it barely.
She just did a 1v3.
I'm better than this. I'm better than this.
She just did a 1v3.
I can't breathe.
Nice one. Cheers, Mike!
Oh!
Cheers, Mike!
Honestly, mate, you're about as fucking useful as a condom of an old one, mate.
Honestly, and that's for you mate, you're just there for your lads for the...
Who won the Revolutionary War? We did, we did. America.
Who won the War?
Who won the America? We did.
Are you pissed?
Yes, what the fuck are you...
I can't even cry, I can't even...
Michael, Michael, have you been drinking?
No!
You sound like you have, you aim like you have, and you fucking fight like you have.
You're pissed on your ass right now.
They were in the fucking wall!
You were probably fucking alive in the wall!
I fucked up, dude.
I should have played better. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I feel like it's not fair because we should have played.
I don't think he's fair, Jinx. We should have attacked.
I generally don't think he's fair.
Guys, dude, guys, literally it's actually technically not fair for the other team because that maps to the other team.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
You guys should not get your shit together, period.
Couldn't get our shit together, mate.
That's what's there, bro.
Mate, Jinx it.
All three of us are better at attacking, and we have to defend.
You wouldn't play Erlin Harlan right back, because he's not a right...
No, no, no, no, no, Jinx, he put it to the test.
Let us attack, and if we win this round, the first round,
you have to give us another try.
Yeah, I agree, I agree, I agree.
Out.
You can't be...
Oh my God!
YOU FUCKIN' BE INBUSTED!
That's not fair, man!
See, at least James was giving me comps.
Desi, where were you? You were giving me no comps.
I mean, where were the people who had it killed?
You were giving me no comps!
YOU DIED!
And we...
You...
You...
You...
Michael, Michael, he died every round, and he said the same thing.
Damn, that Joe Barty's done it again, little fucker!
He said the same thing, don't repeat it!
I'm trying to sport to humanity come again dude. You guys lost there period you guys are out
Yeah, you see you fuck it. Yeah
She just know that this is this wasn't fair. All right. All right, the next time we do it will make it more fair
I don't know. Yeah, just want to say congratulations. You guys the first team in the semi-finals man. Congratulations. Yeah
Yes, yes, yes!
Congratulations, you see this?
Jixi, Jixi, you see, it was worth the wait, bro.
We put on, bro.
Yes, sir.
Let me go check on game two now.
Let me go check on it.
Graybor guys.
Yo.
Yes, bro.
More than ready, bro.
Marlin, Marlin, how's it going, guys?
It's going good.
Marlin has been literally doing the most useless comms ever,
talking about snacks, talking about what cameras do I
use?
Is this Five Nights at Freddy's?
There's just like a lot of shitty comms going on,
but I have hopes that we do good.
Oh, Marlon's shitting apparently now.
Okay, so Marlon went to go take a shit.
Now, awesome.
Let me say this, man.
Going into this tournament,
I have you as Peg as one of the best players in here, Ron.
I think you're top two, it's you, you were squishy.
So, no, it's me.
Wait, what?
All right, so now we're going against our own teammates.
So, you know what I'm saying?
What I feel is that y'all team has a lot of potential.
Y'all team have a lot of potential here.
And I think you guys could win this tournament.
it does okay on how many brain cells Martin showing up with well there's not a lot
that's how you that much there's not a fucking lot you can see no actually have
a question in a complaint about the tournament yes complaint yeah so we
would like you to take the YouTube revenue and the stream revenue and put it
towards a prize pool for the yes can you make a prize pool we want to see a
prize pool this is true so here's what I'll say whoever wins this tournament I
will gift subs to the amount is undisclosed it could be a thousand
It could be 2000 subs it could be five subs or two subs
Two subs for a multi-billionaire
All right, I'm gonna go check in on
Yes
here I didn't make this
Marlon are you ready in his house?
Dude shut up!
Are you ready or no?
Oh fuck you're ready or not here I come you can hide
Oh my god
Come on let's get it
Come on
Let's fuck some shit up
Let's fuck some shit up seriously bro
I'm not kidding
Let's do this shit
Let's fuck some shit man
So okay cool I'm gonna invite Havaz
and Havaz get the key
You all wanna hear speech quality?
Marlon take your shirt off
Yeah, well, actually, take your time.
Give your team a speed, Tron.
Give your team a speed.
All right, all right, all right, lock in.
Yo, Jinxie, Marlon, can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Boys.
What?
I'm here.
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah, I met Lacy.
I met Lacy.
Hey, A-Zone, right here.
Just a lot.
Lacy, Lacy, are you ready?
Yes.
Lacy, listen.
There's going to be good players.
There's going to be bad players.
One second, one second, one second.
Yo, shut up!
Do my speech!
Yeah, but you're saying Lacy.
I'm here to, I'm just.
I said your name first.
Okay, continue there's going to be good players
There's going to be bad players haters are going to be our waiters at the table of dinner with success
Okay, so we can either go in this and we could lose two we can lose three rounds in a row. Are we gonna quit? No
Hey, let's say we lose three rounds and me and Lacey died. It's only Marlon. Are we gonna say it's over?
Probably probably okay
Let me ask you something
Are you gonna are you gonna come in the sink or are you gonna sink in the calm right now boys inside?
We're gonna come in the sink. Yes
I think in fuck you in trip to happy national women's day. I'm just talking about the women's day to
Women's day out there
Period trips emulators offer this one boys. Oh, yes
It's gonna be shooting all the invites right now. All right, man. Good luck
I'm gonna go check in on your guys opponents since it's national women's day
uh... jimsy can you name uh... ten women at the top of your head with your eyes closed
yes uh...
uh... it's a little bit too late uh... my mom my sister my grandma uh...
uh... no
or artists or celebrities or famous people or friends
teddo swift riana
celebrity uh... can't be celebrity
uh... i'm a forty i'm a fucking forty
I don't know.
That's right.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yo!
You did click that.
Yeah.
You did.
You did.
Okay, so your cortisol levels are here.
I need you to drop them.
Yeah, King's.
You're coming at me.
You're coming at me.
You're already fucking starting.
You already fucking starting.
All right.
Sorry.
Arky, okay.
Go to the three people and then invite friends from Ubisoft Connect.
Click that and then invite me.
And then I'll invite you.
Wait, how about should I invite you?
Or I invite you?
Yeah, or I haven't said I add you or no. Yes, you need to add me. Yeah, what's your
back? Have I sit? Yeah. Yes, I do, Jason. Okay, check Jason's stream. Let me see what's
Jason got going on here
What
What is this wait Jason looks flaky hold up
Wait, why is Jason look good why does Jason look good?
I'll catch a divide, bro.
Yo, Jason, your aim looks kind of good, bro.
Bro, I'm a demon, man.
Jason, I just invited you.
Yeah, I don't know what the hell.
Wow.
This seems as good as I answered the game.
Wait, have you ever had a rectile dysfunction?
What?
No.
Yeah.
Yeah, Yugi your name is Yugi WTFS. I wonder what this is
Yo guys, I just wanted to tap in real quick Jason agency are there bands? Yes, there's bands and bands
I was tapping in Jason actually his aim kind of actually looks good. I'm not gonna lie. What yeah
I actually look pretty flicky. He looks flicky the fact that even found training grounds put him above. Oh, yeah
Oh my G cheese boys boys G cheese the fact that you know time to warm up put himself about half
Someone's got a band ying bro. It's over. It's actually over. We ban we better know bands. Yes. Yes. Thank you, bro
Thank you
Wait, why are you guys gonna be in yank?
That's the main character. Yeah
Apparently Jason's character
They's good at okay check ferrum check ferrum check ferrum checking ferrum checking ferrum checking ferrum checking ferrum
What in the fuck is there a dirt bike in his setup check XQC check XQC, okay XQC is just
chilling he's not warming up not warming up Joe is MVP of that team first team check Rod
Ron's in the lobby, looks like a ready to roll.
Right?
Oh, yeah, three people, three people, three people.
Yep, there's three people standing at like the top of your screen.
Are they getting Martin still?
His neurons are firing.
Let me get.
We check for Kai, check for Kai.
What?
What happened to his head?
What the fuck happened to his head?
What the fuck? Hold on, hold on to my board chat, hold on, chat, hold on.
Did you bring a tag?
I can't, like, shout.
Hold on, chat.
Go!
Oh, my God.
Look at the fucking spray.
Yeah, fuck it, it's dirty in here.
Fucking psycho.
I'm fucking excited.
I'm fucking excited.
Go get it.
Alright, alright, alright.
Let me check this.
So we got a big round.
You need to invite me back to the game, my Teresa.
Wait, I got banned?
Wait, I got banned?
No, you're not banned.
You're not banned.
Where am I?
You're in the bottom of the lobby.
You just got to.
Bro, it's so hard being a good looking guy in this society.
I don't know.
Yep.
You just got to invite.
OK, there we go.
I invited you out.
Wait, who are they missing?
Arky everybody was in the lobby, so who left?
So we're waiting on one person
How are your score to solve levels you stressed you good?
Mom did it go just want to say without high-fives. This would not be possible
Is Marvin in here by the way, oh, I'm in here baby go are you endless boo?
He's not he's not in
I'm inviting you I'm inviting you Marlon. Yeah, I'm gonna tap him with the other teams here. That's perfect
Yo, he doesn't like me no more doesn't fuck with me. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I sound him dog
Ah
Yo, good answer good. Hey, yo, you're good at PR man. You're better than most people man and you're
Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Yeah, I'll told you
PR bro
What's up team Los Ray and X how's everything going guys everything going good?
You guys better do good everything great. I think you guys should be playing next most you playing still doing the no-head
something I
I talked about that don't worry about my headset. We got out of control, but I'm here. I'm ready to play so you're
Oh, hey, we're kind what's on your head
No, we're kind what's up, man? I never met you. I want to see what's up
No, I said I never met her. I want to meet you nice to meet you bro. Oh, that's the mission bro
Nice to meet you bro. Well, why don't you face it's fake isn't it? It's fake. Yeah, you'll eat it
What? Yeah, what happened your head?
Now I got a little scuffle coming in the way up wait. Um, why doesn't he tell you be zero?
Yo guys ready to roll ready to roll
Oh, no, I'm not sure. Yeah, well loaded.
My God, I'm nervous.
Switch up to the blue team there.
Yes, Rob.
God, I'm nervous.
Do me a favor.
Put something on the line right now for me.
Put your life on us right now.
You gotta put it on us right now.
I don't know if I would do that.
Jason's A-Nation looks kind of good.
And we have Marlon.
Yeah.
Yeah, you guys.
Wait, Marlon, you're on PC, right?
Marlon's set up.
What?
What's not in set up? Okay. I'm gonna start in about a minute. All right. I would have checked in it
Marlin's taking a shit, okay
Archey time. Well, no, it's almost time guys almost time. It's not that time, right?
Let's start the game. Come on. I'm ready. We ready
Come on boys
James string. Okay, hold up. Yeah, I'm gonna start out one second James string
I'll get some of my videos up
Yes, all right, all right, that's fine, that's fine, uh, let me go to um
You're on a twitch, right? Yeah, I'm on I'm on Twitter. Yeah dad
It's angry James 13
It's just showing my drinking today Mike
I've been drinking like that's a pepper. Yeah, I thought yeah
I don't know about that
What is happening right you guys let's you I'll be ready we ready
Martin's ready. Let me see Martin ready. Good night guys
Martin. No, you ready
Right little Ron. Yeah, Ron. Lacey. I'm not kidding right now. Like I'm actually like I'm telling right now
I thought anything about I'm not I'm falling orders, but I don't care. All right. So Marlon you're gonna play okay fuck up
We're gonna spank you
Come on boys Ron should carry on this map. He has the most knowledge
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Well, are we allowed to go downstairs?
Is it only bedroom?
It wants to be your- actually I'm invited by Pokemon.
High-bives! High-bives!
High-bives!
Hello?
High-bives?
High-bives.
Boys?
Boys?
High-bives.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
No, no, no, no!
Boys, boys, boys, we're not playing, we're not playing.
why they don't get defense first we do a flip yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I really like a run we need a coin flip yep we need a coin flip is that is that
bad for us based on defense but we're just not gonna we're not gonna start
defense is way easier wait they're saying we want attack I put the
Let's do attack. Come on boys.
Wait, do we?
I feel like we want defense. We want to have to defend.
Boys, we want defense. Let's do it boys.
Come on!
Boys, they want defense or offense?
Let's play spectator.
Matter?
Marlon, you want this Asian sweet potato or no?
Well, that's who you got come up here and get
Yeah, we play defense. They just have they have to push us that's easier. No, I
Don't really care, bro. I'm just here for the vibes good vibes
What the fuck happens competing boys?
Yo, JC JC
All right, man, I'm gonna start the game. It's
swaps every round. So don't worry. It's all right. Okay. And other question, Jinxie.
Other question is gonna have to be, um, are we allowed to go downstairs? I love how sweaty
you guys are. You can go any site you want. Any site. All right.
I haven't been as fucking nervous as the Swedish Shed, but I was 15.
What are you saying, bro? I'm so lucky I'm so lonely. That's how long game to streamer game number two
We saw Joe Bart swiftly eliminate my dad's team
Game two here. We have stable Ron
Lacey and Marlin versus Yu-Gi Arke and Jason. We're gonna be swapping comms every round
Attacking defendants gonna be swapping around. You know the rules first team to four. Let's get it. Let's go
Oh no they know your shots. They know your shots. They know your shots
Well, what we go what do we go junk your street?
CS cases later shadow knockout alive. I'm feeling so yeah, probably I like that stuff but your fighting boys boys boys
I'm nervous boys. Oh my god. I'm so fucking nervous
Wait, I can't play say early. I'm gonna try to get predictions every game. I have a feeling Ron and Lacey's
Team is probably the second best team at a tournament.
It does depend how Marlon plays though.
Rod and Lacey are both like actually good at games.
Bro, Lyon, play Lyon. That is actually your set.
I don't even know who I am. I don't even know who I am. I don't even know who I am.
No, no, what are you doing?
Jack, you got greeners or no?
Yes, you can change operators, right?
Marlon, Marlon, switch to Lyon. I'm not kidding.
Am I sensitive like, dude?
How do I change? How do I change?
Wait, Ron's smart.
We're not in yet. I'm smart.
Oh my God.
Jack, Ron's smart.
Jackals
now. Alright. Chavron is probably second best player to turn up. Squish is probably the best.
Let's just wait a second. Everyone got their drones or no?
Lacey can you put? I'm glad we did the organ on the other dollar man. Just wait for one second.
This is actually going really smooth. Where's Marlon? Does anyone have an eye on Marlon?
It's smoother than the rock of the tournament. Marlon, it's above. Marlon, it's going to be
above, okay? Okay, that's true. You see where it says A and B? That's where the bombs are.
And what okay, why don't you go to the box? Okay, they have a cap can you heard?
They have cap can have cap cans and he says so like a trash. Oh, they I don't even know how to enter this site
You know, I hope they don't split screen us like when they check screen, so that's not what they're gonna do
Split screen in the big two six
They see on big one down. They see could not have a wall bang here. I reckon
They see I'm talking he's fucking locked
Rob's pushing bro. Okay. I'll call it the torsion horse. Yeah, I'll call it the sort of noise. What is Martin doing?
He's
Stealed outside the building a minute. You guys have drones or no. Yeah, I'm turning in I mean they're saying one's on B site
2 on this side 2 on this side 2 on this side but they know so many straps I
don't know how to play against this what the fuck how do they know this
I got a phone listen for the phone oh my god okay we have any drones or no
Oh, I want to help so bad.
Can you press your line ability?
I don't know how to do that.
We have a minute.
I know.
Ron's getting swingy.
I was just going to say they have a trap.
One shot.
I hit one.
I went all out.
I went all out.
They have so many traps.
RB?
Dig it out!
Yeah, nice.
He's going to fall off the roof.
Nice.
We know where one is.
That's where one is.
I did that.
I did that.
I don't know how to do these these strats
Which are they just hiding from us right now like or not
We have to make a play
We got to go in we got to go in
We got to go in I'm gonna activate the phone
Fuck it. I'm going fuck it. I'm going I'm gonna fuck. I'm going I don't go fuck. Oh, you can't there's no strats
I don't even know like I don't know either, bro. They just know strats. That's fine. We can't sign. Let's play defense
We'll play good on defense
What is that they're playing cap game? What's the other one? We lose because they just are playing pussy
They're not playing like actual gunplay bro. They don't want to complain gun. Yo, you're fucking pussy's on
Oh
You're good you're good
Great start great start
That's ban, um, oh
I want to say near about enough. They're that good for Mira, so
Lucy nobody's gonna lose me Lucy that's fucking
That's fine, that's fine. I'll go ace or key who do you got our attack?
I'm gonna lie wait look at me. Uh, we're sledge or glass or Hibana
We we might do glass. Let's do glass. Let's do glass
Do something you're confident do something you're confident don't be covered wait, dude. Don't be that guys
Yeah, let's go RK and Yu-Gi you guys are level 190 and 150
My god, they're probably the best team in the tournament. I didn't even know I thought they never played siege before I
Thought they never played siege actually bro. No, this game was extinct back in the day boys
Oh, bro, like if you look at my fucking people six-tracker. I played a 2014
Okay, there's this push I like doing it's not really a strap. Okay, we're gonna have somebody out at window
Okay, then what me two people are gonna run towards um
Um, um, uh, bedroom, drones, drones, information. Yeah. Yeah. And then, and then two of us are gonna go through bedroom. Okay.
Two of us are gonna go through bedroom. So, and then, uh, and then Jason, I want you at window. Okay. Just holding it and making noise.
Just make noise and make it seem like we're going there. Okay.
Somebody's spot picking. Somebody's spot picking towards bedroom. Okay. Somebody's spot picking towards bedroom.
So do not push that too hard.
So a lot of information. Me and Thor are me.
Okay. Yeah, I know. I know. I know. Just calm, calm. I know I speak fast, but it's just weird.
Do you kill the cameras? I don't know the cameras. Where are the cameras?
Yeah, I got cameras. I got cameras. Wait, are you okay? No, no, no, no, no. Okay. Okay. And and Jason you guys can go bedroom actually
Yeah, I'm window right now
Okay
Yeah, make noise just make it seem like we're going through there
Kids room kids room it's literally the
His rooms is on B on the left over here
Remember and also I'm gonna be honest if you hear these comes if Ron and then win around I'll be shocked
Bro, I thought these guys were levels 0
Bandit and then they have someone playing this corner. They have a frost so when you yeah, I'm a native
I'm gonna shoot the ground yeah, and also make sure to always shoot the ground. I miss the name
Everybody's on site down here. Everybody's on site all my pain. I'm happy
RQQ him on window. I'm gonna check him yeah CS go gold emote. Don't go. I think I'm a
peeking. We're ripping cases tonight chat locked. Okay. I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start. Right
on my pain. I think I need one thing. He's in corner here. He's in corner. He's trapped
in this corner. I'm holding him. Yo, this team is locked. This team is locked. Big
Martins never played the game and they have a PC gold
What that scan okay, okay, okay now start applying pressure
I didn't know I didn't know they were ring ring ring. Hello
Alright, they have a wall literally open a wall is really open we can start we can start applying pressure towards window
Yeah, let's go to the other calm. Let's go to the other all my pain. Why don't I my pain? Let's compare boys
They come on me just join the discord call boys. They're coming on me. You hear me
I think I have my trap still at the window.
Don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move.
Don't move, don't move.
Hey, Ron's locked.
Ron's locked.
I like it.
Come on, Ron!
Ron, I still think Ron might have the best name in this lobby.
I played with him.
On me, on me, on me, on me, on me, on me, on me.
Brother, they're panicking.
They don't know what to do.
Am I right?
Am I right?
Am I right?
Yeah, Marlin's actually giving a correct call out.
He might die at a Yu-Gi here.
Bro, the problem is they're going to push the breach.
Dude, wait a minute wait a minute. They might have one thing here though. Ron's frost man
One stairs there stairs fine. Okay. I'm holding site down
They should be shooting me boys. They should meet
How do you even see
No, he's on site
Wait, how is there one on site already?
Were you watching the big window they see I was aiding with the 25 gift is a chat
It's not fair, but I also didn't know Yugi and Archie Redubba 190
You out there to tell me they got coached by
Glybo. I want you to go fucking Goyo
she's charred. They got coached by Glybo.
Marlon you're banning people you're not. Marlon oh my god.
Oh my god. My god. They're all level 150.
Yeah. I mean just they know strats.
Oh we're kind of splitting up here dog of
street or junkyard just played fucking lion okay play lion fun it's a good
character for you I don't know if I am the lion it's balance here I don't want to
compare yourself to animal what would you be I am the lion my limit I don't
even know bro I don't even know anymore sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
you eat right well they know tick-tock strats like what are we supposed to do
I don't know. Hey, tell me,
hey, tell them to pull up and we want you one.
I don't go fuck. Tell them to attack.
Tell them to attack.
I don't care.
That's some bullshit.
If they get fucking good, tell them to pull up.
Okay.
Well, Yugi and ArcGear both range in goal.
All right, guys.
Can I be honest with you?
What?
Yugi?
I thought Yugi and ArcGear were level zero.
They're like level one and 90.
They're together both.
What the fuck?
What the actual fuck?
No, that's the key.
What the fuck?
Never play this.
I'm going to give you all like some advice.
I can't like full on coaching.
Extra advice, bro.
Bro, no devices. We should have fucking killed up Martin. You can't be wandering outside the building
You gotta get in the building eventually. All right, man. Okay, and yeah
Other than that push together coordinate stuff. That's all we're doing there. They're high levels, but like I've been a day
They're so common such they're not like they're hot high levels
You guys go what are you saying? It's not over you guys can win. I think this is fun chat w
You're nice hundred ninety level rank nice good fucking matchups boys
She's voice always getting fucking cheated rocket league days with the fuck out how you're just bad at rocket league, bro
That has nothing to do with that. I don't know how to shoot that
Can't even jump in the game. What kind of fucking game is that oh shit? They have
But they just have all this fucking crap
got cams they shot most of them but no one's on the main window right now they're
drowning they're drowning
nice drone dead holy shit they're locked a woods under or is that you oh yeah
they're under trying to get us from under so okay be careful with corners
they're trying to shoot under that's definitely run that's definitely run
there's definitely always gonna shoot you from under yeah that's definitely run
You're trying to shoot him under.
Yeah, he's like right here, like right under me.
He's pushed in, he's pushed in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, if he pushed in, I could smoke it.
I could try to swing.
Listen to the traps.
You don't have to swing, you don't have to swing.
Listen to the traps.
But they broke the door though.
They broke the door stairs.
They're not in.
I'm not in.
I have a lot of traps in that little room over here.
So it's going to be hard for them to get in.
like even if they break it's gonna be hard for them to get in.
Oh, window.
Yes.
Let's see who's nearby.
What is Ron pushing?
What is Ron doing?
Are you the one behind you?
I heard like something over there, no?
Oh wait, it could be the bedroom window.
Oh no, no, no, he's still under.
Yeah, good smoke.
One window, one window.
One main window, Jay.
Be careful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here, they're breaking a window.
I have one main window, I have one main window.
Main window is injured, or not injured, but he's hurt.
Smoke, smoke, that's a good smoke.
18 seconds, 18 seconds.
Have a rush, remember.
Oh, he came in, he came in.
He came in.
It's over. It's actually over.
Last second, stay back, stay back.
I wonder if which team is the best team.
We're good.
Nice!
Yeah
Why would they put three people who know how to play the game
I'm gonna do what you said I do what you said listen. I didn't know I didn't know that they work good at the guy
I thought they were levels heroes. Listen y'all got it
Okay, your guys defense was fine you guys sort of just choked at the end you guys
You guys give us five on attack you need to clear out the utility you guys are just basically
Sitting on windows, and then just running in with eight seconds left
We're supposed to clear
remains are good start
You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right
Focus on winning at the fence. All right. Focus on one of the best. All right. Wait, so it's only one more round, right? Yeah
Yeah, oh, yeah, okay
It's great actually actually get W in the chat low key
Yeah, but if you will in my chassis and you'll keep at least try for the I'm fucking actually trying my ass off
You know, right? No, it's just it's supposed to be a time
They put three ranked players on the same team. It's just like just the best I can do chat like
Arlen is literally a running sentry gun
He's just running around
Running around shooting
I didn't know you were gonna attack your bomb. I'm sorry. I didn't know I attacked your bomb.
All in generally part of the biggest retar I've ever seen, okay?
Then I got...
Marlon.
Alright, let's sit together and let's sit together and let's attack them. Come on, let's go.
I'm about to make a stable in autoplay, bro.
I'm making a stable in autoplay.
Chad, I didn't know.
I mean, I just have to, bro. I did. I just have to.
I didn't know, Chad. I didn't know.
I did it. I'm sorry. Chad, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
move please yeah oh so the one time I look here they don't go no no one goes
here wait that ass not a single shoot him okay back I can kill you wrong somebody
I
Didn't even reinforce anything
I'm into Jason's room and I'm part their PC is actually what I thought I thought I'm not I'm kidding I
Just not even fair bro. I'm gonna it's like yo, you know what they're moving like bro
Like I see though they're moving like bunch of campers and black ops to and zombies
Please shut up, please please shut up. Please move and get a hold of please hold a location
Get like what
Knocked
Honestly you're actually shit. I'm like it really terrible. It really fucking terrible
190 a prank anyone do that to a guy that's never played a game before but
Alright cool, cool bro. That's cool. I mean
It's over
Chattapron bunches. He's the greatest
Chattapron bunches. He's the greatest. I'm not even on plug chat. I'm not gonna play you know what?
I'm good sports. I'm good sports. I don't even care
I don't even care bro. I don't even care. I mean there's just so much sound. It's over. It's just karma
I'm up in it. I just pull on karma
I mean it's just fucking over that's over
Mama thinking about it
I'm gonna fuck
I'm screaming too like bro. Like this is just like
They put us with like
Guys, I didn't know I didn't know
I don't know, that's a second time.
I said, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Like, Jinxy, I'm the Jinx Xim, are they telling you that they
have wasn't no rank?
Like, I'm being honest, they sell it to Jinx Xim.
Why do you think actually they never played the game
and they're both gold?
Honestly, that actually happened.
Let me see.
One moment.
Yo, guys.
Come on, man.
What is this, baby?
Come on, man.
No, they actually didn't kill us once, bro.
They actually didn't kill us once.
So, guys, I don't know.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
You guys just, no, don't do that.
You and Joe.
Do not just no, no, no, no, no, that.
You don't do that.
You don't do that.
No.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
I mean, 2014.
All right.
So let me say a couple of things.
I've heard a lot of things from my chat.
I don't know why I've won in my chat waited until today
to tell me.
So, you guys have trained with Galibo, is that correct?
only arc. Oh, only me. I pay with it for one hour.
Are we one?
So we practiced and that's that.
That'd be our work.
We practiced.
So you can't not about that.
That's like anyone can practice.
You guys are level 190.
Brother, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That was back.
Look at my Rainbow Six.
Last time I was, I really played was 2014.
That's when the game first came out.
Swear to God.
Love did.
Look at me.
I kind of like, I kind of won this tournament
to be like people that don't really know
what their view, like you guys.
I don't know how to play!
I don't know how to play!
How to play can we run a pole on to DQ I don't know
Like look here's the thing bro
I don't I don't think I should be Q because I invited y'all like I invited y'all man
That's crazy if you do Q. I'm not gonna logic if you do you see that's insane. Jixi
Consistently consistently since 2016. I just think y'all are just gonna like sweep everything. No, we're not you
We literally have squishing the tournament. Do you know how good it is better than us?
She destroys us
DQ is no, bro. Yeah, we like I was what do you think man? It's probably just hot. It's probably just my fault, right?
It's my fault
I mean, yeah, did you guys tell Jinxie that you've played before?
We
We literally IRL stream nine hours a day. What are like what I saw a clip of Jason saying
Like ah, we're gonna lose the tournament cuz we have Archie and Yugi and then come to fight
No, we were literally
India, I thought for one hour on stream literally
Japanese vote, please though. This is really important
Please don't look at about getting first-rounded and giving women the flowers literally in 30 minutes
Like please bro. We're IRO streamers. We're gonna
I generally thought we're gonna lose if you eq that's crazy. You do kill that's crazy. That's insane
I will say this team right here the way you guys played you will wipe all the other teams
When it was in a rocket league tournament we had we were going against Joe and Jinxie brother they both have game sense
What is the difference? How's that our fault?
It's not really your guys is fall. It's kind of just my fault, but I just feel like you guys are gonna sweep every team
We're not gonna sweep bro. We're not gonna sweep
We will be fucking Marlin lays in one brother. It's the first round for a reason
Fucking bye we really got the goop out of the tournament now. We really get to the calm I
I
Just think you guys will literally
I don't know what a denerri strategy is, bro!
You're fucking talking about!
Who was running denerri? Me, Aki.
Wait, bro, what if I play controller? What if I play controller or something?
Yeah, let's just... I think instead of de-queuing, let's just nerf a little bit.
bit so like either jason controller and then yeah you're tweaking okay we
suffering the consequences can I say this let me let me just be unbiased and
I'm gonna be as fair as possible first off I owe myself accountable it's my fault
I didn't know you guys were level 190 and 150 even Jason's like level 40 I didn't
I literally ran into a fucking
I don't wanna play this game
I understand, I understand
But there are people in this tournament that are like level 2 or 0 or 5 or 6
But you didn't say, bro
But listen, but you gotta keep it consistent
I think you guys should have said, oh hey, by the way
It might be a good idea to split up me and Yugi
Because we're level 1
But I genuinely did not know
I can't even look up you guys' profiles
Like I don't know
I genuinely didn't know
You seen Jason's reaction
Reaction he was mad that he got us
Me for but I'm not gonna sit there and research like everyone stats, but you guys should have came out and said like
We don't gain.
We don't gain.
We don't gain.
I think we don't gain.
How are we going to punish the practicing?
66% of my chance at making you do that.
Bro, but why are we suffering the consequences?
You're going to dequeue us for your action.
That's a really interesting way to phrase it.
Like, first off, I said,
Brother, brother, how are you?
Think about the tournament.
If you guys should hear,
This is bullshit, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We won.
We'll be on the tournament.
If you guys see our controller.
No, just because Archie practiced,
he actually, you promoted a fucking tournament,
he predid the thing,
we're supposed to practice for our tournament.
And then you're getting the shit into the stick.
Can I, am I allowed to talk?
I'm talking, I'm talking.
I understand practicing for the tournament.
Multiple players did that, like everyone did that.
There's a difference between practicing for a tournament
and being level 150.
Level 150 takes months, not like years of reach.
Like, level 150.
He hasn't played though.
It ain't the Twitch tracker, 2004.
Copper 4!
Arceus Copper 4!
I play rank and I lost every game and I have a .6KD.
I thought we lost.
8.6KD.
I've even lost every game.
This is ridiculous, bro.
I just feel like, like, yeah, I guess it's,
I just put you guys together.
I literally said I'm like,
oh, I think Arcee, Yugi, and Jason are friends.
I'm gonna put them together, which is literally what I said. It's on stream. You guys should have told me like yo
By the way, we're like, okay, so they good
We I don't know stream probably half the hours of them everyone else in the power
What does that mean? Y'all are level 190 in one great game. It's easy. It's easy
Listen, they're us yelling each other's not gonna solve anything clear
It's clear to me that you want a DQS bro. Just put put me on controller put me on controller or at least like
Do some type of
Some type of resolve bro DQ is crazy. Like you
If that's the case you should have gotten DQ for playing with Joe Barlow
Squishy has amazing aim that that guy could 3v1 us
like there are teams I've never played the nary like since yesterday night for one hour
so archie practice he learned from his practice he brought into the tournament and he's getting
shit for the night time it's not about practice it's about you shouldn't have practiced archie
i'm not gonna lie don't use the first approach this is my god it's this my god it's not about
practice he's level 150 like there's a difference in practice in being level 150
they look at their levels Ron's level 63 Marlon just downloaded the game five
minutes ago like you know what I'm saying Lacey's level four like you guys
are never losing a single round of this tournament you realize that right like
can we come together as human beings and logically say you guys not losing
around yeah it's my fault for putting guys on the team obviously I don't know
that you guys to jixi jixi you guys play teams ten years ago you guys
Told me hey, like we actually I played this shit y'all can split us up
I just need what I just need English. Are you are you are you are you
You dumbass what are you saying you're not God we can still lose
I understand what DQ is like that's just like damn, bro. Yeah crazy with your guys's experience and levels
The only way this would even be remotely fair is if you guys played on PC, but on controller. That's it
Do you all of us or all of you yeah every one of rules your guys
PC yes, all of you controller. I'm trashed though. How about how about
They are too marlin got the game five seconds ago
To you I want to give you guys another chance just use control
What do you guys think you made you cry bro
And now you made him cry bro
I'm I'm keyboard mouse and they control it because I'm the worst one on this
That's fine. If they agree to that that's fine because I just want to wait. I wonder what's what's the thing? What's the thing?
We all control it. I'm keyboard mouse. Yeah, you can argue the worst. Yeah
What do you I mean?
That are we getting you the yeah, that's what I proposed. I think
Yeah, it's either it's either it's it's it's I just don't understand how we're getting a double penalty for some
That's not our fault like
Like I close that you guys are good cuz the whole model of the tournament. No, but you see
Let me not show anymore. Let me not try anymore like I'm being serious
We didn't even know we were good like if I'm being completely honest, we haven't I
Literally the last time I like played the fucking rank was 2014
Thank you, bro. Let me tell you guys how the vibe of it
Like let me just give you guys some background here.
A couple of downloaded siege three days ago.
Sina downloaded siege three days ago.
Marlin downloaded siege five minutes ago.
Silky downloaded siege 10 minutes ago.
Are you noticing a pattern bro?
Are you noticing a pattern?
I understand it.
If you have about 200 and you don't say anything to me,
that's a problem.
I understand it, but then you have somebody like,
like, wishing.
We should get people that are new to the game.
Yes or no?
I didn't know.
I didn't know that.
I
Technically I read down on the game yesterday, and I'm not level 200 and I played yeah years ago
And that you play a game 10 years ago, and it's someone actually to hop on
I don't think yeah, and that's because we're using our og accounts like bro
We could have you hop on like a random ass account, but like that's what I'm saying
I'm not gonna like I'm I'm just beating into a wall here. I
Miss you can just deque you them like they're level to how like they have a level 200 other 150
Yo, what do you think of that?
I mean, I think what I proposed was like the fairest option where either two of them get
nerfed, they all do it, or I mean, I'm even fine with like Jason doing MK because he has
the worst out of them.
Yugi and Arke are the best, like they play like the best in the tournament.
Like, but the thing is the highest level in the tournament is like what Ron who's level 60, like their level 200
I think we should just dequeue them
How are you gonna dequeue them for something that's your fault Ryan?
I know you have four brain cells in your head. It's also like guys, you know, not everything's my fault, right?
The whole design of the tournament, which is what I said 150,000 fucking times is that people are new to the game
Like it'll be funny to watch people that are new to the game
They're running denarii strats level 200 Ryan
We can do your idea and just keep them in the tournament and watch them for oh everyone. Is that what you want?
Is that what you want?
What do you think what do you think Ryan if you think that's smart just watch them for oh
you guys literally voted for
them to be DQ.
In the bombsite waiting for
them to come in and they lost.
How was that on us?
Yo, yo guys, what do you guys
think man? What do you guys
know? JC, JC, I have a fair
outcome. Yes, let's double on
fortnight, 3v3 zone wars,
whoever wins moves on because
we're on only played an hour.
I think we just rematch and force them on controller. What do you guys think?
Like my drawing look at my drawing on discord. Oh, GenC. You're the fuck boy. You you call it such boys up to you
Literally, I don't even shit. Yeah, but that's for your tournament. All right, yo guys
Here's the final rule from the admin dark high-fives. So he's what's gonna happen
You guys are not disqualified
But you guys have to play the rest of the controller or rest of the tournament on controller, all right, okay?
Wait, wait, even me.
Yeah, even you.
Wait, why?
Wait, why everybody?
I'm not just being hurt because you guys are too strong of a team
as we just saw clear the last game.
You guys beat one of the better.
I'm trashy all three.
That's not crazy.
I mean, the other.
OK, so it's either that or you guys just don't play at all.
So just choose one.
You guys want to play?
I don't I don't care.
I don't care.
So do you want to play on controller or do you want to get DQ?
Pick one.
down so we're getting all three of us right yeah that's what made him yes yes yes yes from
darth hi-bots you're you're you're still going with this right they want us to be
well they want us to be you guys probably still will win but it'll be more fair yeah yeah we don't
find that controllers we can't play right now so we gotta get a controller real quick
oh you guys don't have any there has to be a controller in that we're gonna know if you give
If you give us time, if you give us time, we'll find one, but we won the first round, all right?
All right, Jason, you can stay on mouse because you're the newest, all right?
To the game.
All right, I'll get back.
I'll get back.
You guys are controllable.
You guys ready?
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, do we have to replay first round?
We're replaying the whole game.
Are you dead ass?
Uh, do I gotta say it in Spanish?
Yeah!
You guys are too strong of a team to be on triple mouse.
You guys are level 200, bro.
I'm gonna go tell them.
We're about to start.
Yo, all right.
The verdict has been reached.
Yeah, Jigsie.
Jigsie, how do I tell you they peed on controllers?
I do.
What do you mean?
It's okay.
Tell them, tell them.
That's what Lazy said.
Listen, their aim is going to be worse than your guys' aim.
Like Trump.
No, no, you're not listening.
That's a dog rematch is played on controller.
By the way, I'm not level 63.
I'm level 13.
I bought my account.
Oh.
Someone point that out there.
All right, let's throw this.
Let's go.
You guys ready?
Let's get it going.
Oh, we're going again?
You guys are going.
Alright, here we go boys!
Here we go!
Alright, yo, guys, ready?
We're trying to connect the controllers.
I didn't want to dequee you guys, but I have to nerf you guys some.
No, I mean, I get it, bro.
Damn.
Crazy.
Yeah, I know, but I guess it's my fault for asking you guys to play.
Tell me you're good if everyone's downloading the game from five minutes ago. I don't know. It's it's not my fault
I know you didn't know I'm saying Arke and you be should have like said something. Oh, what a hate form. Why hate I'm not
Like I'm so confused. Yeah, I'm supposed to know that we're supposed to know that we're good at a game
The last time I played this game fucking a real a rune got released. You know how many years that was I didn't even have hair
On my fucking balls. I don't understand why you're hateful
But I can't hear anything I do.
You should have dequeued. I mean, Chat, look at it like this, right?
No matter what decision I make, I'm going to piss people off.
So, Chat, like, just no matter what decision I make,
I'm trying to make this as fair as possible and put them on controller.
I know Archie played on roller, but Chat, it's siege, bro.
He's just going to be better on mouse.
He might start it off on mouse.
No matter what decision I make, I'm just going to piss people off.
Poor planning shocker. Yeah. I'm going to fucking lose it.
Like, am I supposed to just know Yu-Gi's level 200?
Chattelty, any of y'all have even said this in this entire week?
Like, I suppose it plugged in the audio switch or something.
Also, Chattelty just said this as Adam and Jinxi.
First off, bro, this tournament, it's not even for money.
It's just for fun, dude, it's just for fun.
But first off, let me say this, as Adam and Jaycee, right?
And I love that people are trying to win.
I get it, bro.
I literally said going to this tournament.
I want this to be as casual as possible.
Am I supposed to just know?
Am I supposed to just know Yugi's level 200?
Am I supposed to just know?
Yo, Loves, what's up, man?
Yo, bro, what's?
I can't download the game, bro.
excuse me you guys got it we're trying to connect the controllers to Bluetooth
why do you not use me sees I haven't used me see you I hear you want yo the
guys. Are you guys going to go?
I know Archie played console, but like he's going to be much worse on controller. Trust me.
There's a reason why he's looking up on PC.
It don't matter. It don't matter because we're about to put Bell to ask no matter what.
I think this will be closer. Like I'm going to be honest, like real shit.
I think you guys still are probably going to lose.
You guys need to learn how to read your chat though and like listen,
like because they're probably going to say like what to do.
Like you guys should you guys
Oh, because then it's stream sniping brother. No, if we win this everyone's gonna like game. Why did they win if we lose this everyone's gonna say no
No, I should blow up there utility and stuff, but I'm gonna change the matter
It is I just don't want I don't want to see people sitting behind fucking strats. I'm gonna switch them out every game
Random apple be better for you guys, and yeah, you should listen to rock properly
Take your shirt off, okay
I'm sorry guys, I didn't know, but I'm not TQing y'all, still giving you guys a chance,
alright?
Okay.
Alright man, good luck.
Can we get controller on Squishy as well please?
No, you're the best person in the game.
No, let me show my bitch ass off and I'll get blinded by the streaming community.
So, let's go.
So, I'm not going to let you on YouTube.
YouTube, let me give you guys a little bit of an update on this YouTube video here.
So, these teams already played.
I wasn't aware that Archie and Yugi were level 200 and they 4-0 swept Ron, Lacey, and Marlon.
So we came to an agreement as a chat, as an admin, as me, and high-vives, basically,
that we're going to rematch the game, but Yugi and Archie are going to be our controller.
Jason's going to remain on mouse because Jason is their newest worst player.
But I think this should make it a little bit fairer.
And yeah, we'll see what happens.
No! Come on!
We're not going to make it!
We're going to make it!
Come on!
We're going to make it!
Nice block!
Nice block!
They're not skillful.
I got a W in the chat right now. Let's get it, baby. Let's get it
Yeah, so we're giving them a second life to locate and all right all the service another thing
I want to say to the YouTube and we're gonna be changing the map every game
Um, I don't want to see like repetitive like organ trash and stuff
We were kind of seeing it last game obviously cut out of the YouTube video
But this is rematch is gonna be clear, but Archie and UD are nerfed
Okay, they 4-0 swept Ron and Lacey so
It was closer. I think the fact that it's on clubhouse gonna make it a little bit closer
Check I know he peaked flat, but it was on controller like nine years ago. I'm trying to make this fair spot next to me
Like a bomb or you go down you go down I'm a barely peeked plan like how they're on me boys
All right, but you had this right Lacey and Ron and Marlon one more left
We'll see how the stacks up
It's Ron see Ron's trying to breach
Barrow nice little dungeon boys
We have an ace on our team. Yeah, I have an ace. I'm ace. I'm ace. I need you to ace this boys
I see a trap or something right here. I need you to ace this boys. Lacey's on ace
Oh
Ladies care to fucking
I got one on me. We might have an entertaining close game now. Thank God, which is all point of the tournament
So it's fair
I think jayce is killing me
Nice!
You knocked him I think
Lacey knocked you! Lacey!
Oh my god!
I think so I could be wrong
Lacey knocked you!
That's a double kill for Lacey!
What is wrong with you?
I'm gonna see a rescue right now
What is Mardle doing?
I think I hear what you're-
Shhh quiet quiet Mardle
What is Mardle doing?
What is Mardle doing?
I think he went in there
I don't know how I got you
What is Mardle doing?
If you crouch Lacey
I think you move less down
You hold the button too
Are you holding the button?
Yeah
He is knocked, he is knocked I think
I think he's got up nice nice and then
Jason gets the razz on the you get you be sure this is wrong lacy's in sight. Where are we?
Lacy's such a gamer I may see such a gamer level four by the way
One of them is one shot
That one, that one, that one, that one!
That one made it to sight!
He's in with you!
Yeah!
Let's go, Lacey!
Oh, fuck it, yo!
Let's fucking go, Lacey!
Wait a minute.
I'll kill you in every aspect!
Fuck it!
Wait a minute, Lacey.
You might be God, Lacey.
Yo, alright.
Oh, yeah.
Yo, guys, I'm told you guys have an audio issue.
I'll pause real quick.
No, it's good now.
It's nice to see you.
That's good, you guys are good.
Alright, man.
Good luck.
Next time, I'll let it go.
I don't know why.
Do I go Doka B or you can hear
Yeah
This is a robbery boys a robbery
If you're watching this video in YouTube, you might be wondering why they're saying DQ robbery
Already explained their level 200 and 150. I didn't know that which is my fault as an admin
Um, so I didn't TQ them. I just gave them a rematch, but I slightly nerfed their team.
I just have them play on controller. Again, Marlin was wandering around the map.
Perfect. Like, I'm- what I'm trying to do is I'm trying to make this where the
games are as close as possible. That's what I'm trying to do.
See, everyone can take out their anger on me, but at the end of the day I'm just trying to make the games as close as everybody else can get.
I'm trying to make it. Yeah, that's it guys. I'm gonna hop back to it.
Let them come.
Dude, I can't even shoot.
Okay, I'm back on the shoot. I'm looking where we were at real quick.
Unless I'm tripping the...
Yeah, so I know I'm like whatever, I'm always wrong or whatever,
but I personally think they should have told me.
I just think they should have told me they're good.
I would have kept them in the tournament. I would have just split up R.K. and you.
You feel me?
All the way downstairs.
Oh, they look huge bro, they look huge.
And I'm not going to be doing that.
Because I think destroying them would be messed up.
So I'm going to give them one more chance.
I just put two of them on control.
Jason, set up a mouse.
By the way, I still think Archie and Yu-Gi are going to win.
But I'm going to drop the game.
And then I have a grenade, so we can find where the meat is.
I want the game to be close, not boring.
I want to tell the world I play fun games.
I want to watch fun games.
You should sell much fun.
If it was up to me, every game would go to 3-3.
That'll be set up enough.
I'm located.
Jason is the only one on the mouse.
I
Did she's crazy
Big of my every track. Oh bro dead eyes
I got saved. I got saved. Oh, I
Okay, I'm gonna try to turn out. I'm gonna try to
Remember careful. Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to need oh they have a mute dead
Didn't mention the concept of the tournament I did man like three or four times
No
Me you can push together like as long as it's a
You want to jump in right there, oh shit these kids suck bro. Oh my god. It's suck
Nice. Hey suck, bro. They fucking suck
Come on I
Wasn't back that I was a good angle
Yeah, that was my bad. That was my bad.
You might have a closer game on our hands here.
I think we could. I think we could.
I think we were in the thing. Good triple kill, Macy.
Good confidence, man. That was really good.
Really good. Really well played.
Marlon, no one's talking here.
Marlon, say thank you.
Yo, y'all got this, bro. Marlon, remember, bro,
like, just stay with him, man. You got this, bro.
Marlon, I think...
Come on, Marlon.
Marlon, when you get shot, you need to come where you got shot from.
Yes. Please.
So you can't just say I got shot because it's someone in the window shooting you from behind. Yes. Yes, please
Jeff we're not we're not doing I already made the decision this rematch is final
We put two of them on controller. They had three mouses now. They have to control
It's probably said no, but I know behind windows shop from a window shop from a door
Oh, they're going down now. Let's get on shield. No key. Oh, no, I do that. I
Hope this game is three three down. No idea. It's like sir. No idea. We're not upstairs
It's not upstairs downstairs in the basement one is probably roaming one is prior roaming
But I got bad news boys. I don't know this map. So I have no clue where like
No, like go to the door straight ahead of you
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're saying drop the other in the basement.
There's no one. Why did you serve?
Okay, well, it's not bad.
Okay, it's not bad.
Yeah, they are in the basement.
Why?
See what I mean?
Like Martin listening.
Nobody's doing so I try to make a trap.
So here we go.
Maybe I don't know this map.
Martin, it's so cool to see.
I guess I bought my money.
I got a bottom under me.
Like everything else.
I
Got it. Oh my god, there's shit everywhere boys
Please I got your back. I got your back. I got your back. Please wait. You go first. You go first. Are you go first?
I think Lacey's gonna beat Martin here. This is pretty smart from Lacey low key. I think I could drop down
I don't want to I'm in the basement or I'm gonna drone in
I'm gonna try something.
Okay.
Place this like red dot right here or something.
Place it.
There's someone down here. Should we shoot this with that?
No, shoot. Try this.
What are you doing?
Ron's inside. Ron's inside. Ron's inside.
Ron is inside, I repeat.
Ron's yanking. Really good game from Ron.
Really good game from Ron.
There's one in that corner.
I'm gonna flash him again and then you're gonna push, right?
What is inside?
I can hear them
Can they've lost now I think I think this round over Ron have to play
It's not a cap can all my god. I thought it was cap. It's two deer guys
Wait, they see it's a tree. He traded traded traded reached the wall. What does that mean?
Marlin's in a 1v2, Lacey said what does that mean?
Marlin, keep doing that, you're gonna get him.
Marlin's in a 1v2, can Marlin make me sneak up and kill him?
I keep going up.
I got her.
Wait, I traded with him?
Yeah, you did.
So I said, I could have had a kill, I thought you were actually gonna get him.
Come on, come on, wherever you are.
Come on, come on, wherever you are.
Wait, there's a drone, you have a...
Nice.
You have 20 seconds, you have to do something.
You're gonna look to your left he's gonna be there
Nice try bro
Yeah, I know I thought there was a cat I thought there was a cap can that's why no you
If you wouldn't bro, you would have killed RK. I think y'all would have won that round
This is way closer. All right
Where do you wanna go you wanna go a different one?
I'll go ace again. We're using a lot of equipment. So try to use names
Smoke grenade or impact grenade impact grenade would be good. Okay
Yeah, I think like we have to throw them like in the room because they're using mutes and like shit
Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna go doke
Amos is amos is brother's no amos is no they at least look beatable
Yes, they do look beatable like they looked beatable the game on Oregon when they roll on mouse. Uh, that was I didn't know if there was a round
They were close to losing. Yeah, I barely killed Lacey, bro. Like figure that she was hard
Dude, no, it's not real. I could show her. It's not real. This is hard
This is a trend
I was just in control her in my presence
10 seconds left
This is the rotor brother roller. It's like they're gonna make you play. Oh, they're gonna make you up play on your feet on some work
Pots. Yeah, okay, bro. We're not gonna make them play on their feet. We just saw them before oh every team
I'm sure you should the camera
Wait, where they are? Are they bottom for you?
Oh, they're up again.
I'm clear on the bottom. I'm clear on the bottom. Nothing bottom. Nothing bottom.
Now Jack, this flag is important to not do tournaments for money because imagine I said this tournament was for like 20 grand.
Imagine because then people would actually be pissed even if it's not for money people are still pissed
What is it? I'm gonna a mirror is like there's gonna be a window on a wall
Be careful because they're gonna play the window
Don't worry. I'm gonna try to push that
If you see a window just be careful even listen to the
Good
Be careful
But I do see both sides yeah, I don't want to keep you on the gutter
And it's don't make the tournament boring
They do need more than just
got one
That's not that okay. I'm sitting in this room. We're gonna drone real quick, too. We have a minute
I'm gonna drone for you. Okay. I then they have that mirror thing here
So they're gonna try to shoot through this like so he's standing right? Oh, wait. Oh, he's not
Dropping you're gonna drop it. You're good. You're good. I'm not so just watch on your left. No, it's good. I drone for you
It's good. Oh sister's
Are you going in or you're going in?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.
I'm on my ping, I'm on my ping, I'm on my ping, Archie, too, too, too.
Oh, restroom, restroom, restroom!
I don't know.
I'm on a phone call.
Hold on, Jason, I'm gonna shoot this door down.
Archie, I'm gonna try to drill for you.
Try to drill for you, Archie.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna shoot this door down.
Have a cap can on the left.
I'm gonna listen to Archie.
Most of the robberies, they're in trouble.
Yeah, we're cock-fry.
Right, Tosir, Shiro's right now.
Lacey and Roder in a little bit of trouble here.
Scott the Missile.
I'm gonna watch that door forget so they may be clutch. They might be able to clutch if they mess on this plant
Archie needs to plant Lachi Roto, but I don't think he's gonna have it set a plant on door
This is what I'm a lot of ways to get fraggy. It's gotta get fraggy. That's it gotta get fraggy here
They just got out of this gun, got out of the stream, and it comes through.
The windows open, and the doors open. There's really nowhere I can go.
I got Lacey. Get the door open.
You're gonna keep me past the stream over your water.
Inside, inside, inside! Oh my god, it's both.
Bad timing from Lacey there. I'm not gonna lie.
No way, bro.
Bad timing by Lacey.
Ahhhh.
Bro, Lacey kept looking out the door, and then he randomly stopped looking out the door,
walked in no I think this is still the best even the tournament but they're
maybe beatable was it was the Cavaliers exactly and who's gonna make that
fucking LeBron James chase on block both of y'all at the same fucking time
you understand let's fucking go get this win I'm gonna be tired I'm gonna
take the last shot let's go come on
They knew it was a modern might actually be like age-praying
Doing great
You can do this
Don't know the map. I know I just don't know the map
I
Know I know brah I'm trying my best
Okay, bro, that's a lot of pressure
Lacey go and be fucking carry right now. Come on. Come on, Lacey
Lacey's like
No bomb upstairs, it's gonna be downstairs again boys.
It's looking like downstairs.
Fuck it, Lacy Gamer of the Year.
Level four versus 190, 43 and 150, it is four and three.
Give Lacy Gamer of the Year, bro, fuck it.
The carrying dog.
I mean, that's my-
What LeBron's want me to do right now.
Four and three, holding a four on two.
This is so-
LeBron want me to make a LeBron type of play.
It is downstairs, it is downstairs, it is downstairs,
1000%.
Give Lacy Gamer of the Year 2026, dude.
This is the most impressive thing I've seen in Siege history.
Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal Premier League, okay.
Is there a good way to win or is it only this?
Yes, one is, okay, literally!
Lacey, if you can go downstairs, he's right here.
I'm marking him over and over, he has no clue.
Ron's giving good call outs.
I just don't know what to do.
Not bad.
Shouts for the ball.
I can't tell my teammates, bro.
What?
I'm trying to find y'all.
Oh.
Wait, I'm baiting him on this side with an ace run.
You might be able to go down the other way.
Think I can go down. I think I can go down. I don't want to sell your ship
I think I can go down just very good. We gotta make a play. We need a win
Okay, mom. Do you have your drone? I don't know
One is right here look look look I'm working him
Plus 10 plus 10 plus 10 plus 10. They see I'm behind this thing. I'm gonna track them
I'm gonna pull my thing
Play all the other things or something. I don't know what I am. I don't know what I am
I don't know what I am give us the one in your know
I don't know I'm busy throwing a flash deep voice, but I'm I hate you. It's like I'm with you. I'm watching
Alright, what is Lacey there and run I'm behind you so much. That's you. I shoot them so much
Lacey you shoot them. I'm gonna use you as bait
They're baiting Marvin. What a strat. No, Lacey died. Oh, no. Oh, no. Baiting Marvin might
actually be the tech. Holy strat. I got him. I'ma plant it. I got him, Lacey. Even
Why would you run out?
It's over.
Why would you run out more than?
Why would you run out?
I've never waited for Martin to try to kill Kyrie, bro.
I tried, bro.
I had no ammo, which had my other gun.
Martin, all you had to do was just snake butt, man.
You had it.
That was like a pinball off.
Martin's been on Kyrie and has ran into the fucking other player.
Martin, we had the whole game.
I just wanted to be Kyrie, bro.
All right, yo, Gigi's back, all right?
No more resets, y'all made it to semis, bro.
Now, do y'all agree that's a little bit fairer
than the first game?
Yeah.
OK, thank you, bro.
I just wanted you guys to see the mission.
Not going to be.
It's all good, it's all good, man.
Yeah, it's all good.
It's all good.
What are you making a living from, man?
No.
I understand.
I understand.
No.
Listen.
No.
Listen.
Listen.
Because I know that you care about the tourney
and the content.
No.
No, no no no no no no no.
No.
Like, like, you know your chat saying it's not fair and shit.
Okay.
I, I, we can leave.
We can leave.
We can leave.
We can leave.
We can leave.
If that's cool.
We can leave.
I'm going to advance you guys, but if you guys like want to leave out of your own heart, you can.
Yeah.
Thank you again.
I mean, I feel like if we go and win the whole thing, you know, so I think we're I think
we're gonna do it.
You know, cool with that?
No, no.
No, I'm neutral.
No.
You guys should really ask me.
It's kind of up to you guys, man.
I think you guys should ask him.
Listen, listen, can you play the other games and come back to us with a decision or once we have a decision or no
I don't want to let the other team know because like they might go and do other shit like you know what I mean
So I kind of want to let him know like no no no no no no we gotta say bro. I
Think we have to say no bro because if we win the whole thing. I don't want I don't want this whole thing about
Bro if we win the whole thing it's gonna be a lot of you know crazy right, right? I don't want I don't want to
No
Okay, no, are we sure so you guys staying? What do you guys want to do?
Yeah
I think you want to play and I think Jason wants to leave so it comes down to you are yeah, okay, something you
Listen listen because if we win the whole thing, bro, I don't want to I don't want to hear like oh
I'm not here to order a farm. If we lose we go give women the flowers
Like you know me like we not getting me. Okay. Okay. I think I talk to you are there your decision there
look
Thank you for inviting this jeep see and yeah, man, I wish the tournament goes well
We will be
I don't know I don't know I don't know I'm gonna be cool. I froze. We okay we will be
Like okay, we did us. All right guys. Thank you. I'm gonna go tell the other team, right?
Yo, all I see Marlon and Ron you guys advanced to semi-finals
So fun
No, no, no, I'm not saying like this line fun to you and your tournament. Well, I'm just saying like this
Just keep playing so your debrac can stay intact
If y'all just go to the next round. Yeah, I don't want to see my social security number on Twitter, bro
I don't go fuck about that shit. Fuck that shit
Tournament should be played that should be played win an advance is bro like bro. Why are they doing that?
I'm so confused, just go and play the game, it's not that fucking deep.
Look at it like this guys, Marlon, your level is zero and got the game 20 minutes ago.
They have level 200, it's like, it's just, you know what I mean?
I think you guys just go to the semis man.
I mean, it's up to you, bro, I'm just here to have fun and draw draft and shit.
Well, you guys are in the semis.
No, it's off or bro, now my friends are gonna think I'm, these boys.
So are you guys leaving or staying or they know I'm not gonna leave a tournament for you
I would never do I'm just saying they stay one all controller. They should stay in
Okay, yo
Yo, yo, they they left you guys are in the semis did when this fucking
You guys are in the semis, bro. All right. We gotta go to the next game. Y'all are in semis, right?
All right, all right, all right. Ray Loos XQC Bruce Cuffham Aiden
Yo X for living
I think so. All right, let's do it
Whoa, whoa, what's up in
I
Was gonna be a boy that's out of it right yo yo hey
Losage game time baby. You ready? Oh?
Yeah, man, you're not thing. Yeah
Let's go
Yeah, yeah, let's go baby
You guys don't let's let's fucking roll. Come on. Come on. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready to put my fucking coffin
Yeah, that's an energy I need yo they're bloodline and ends right here
Yeah, no, are you ready?
Yeah, I am ready who we playing you guys are playing
You guys are playing Bruce drop them off cuff them and ate it
Yeah
come on
this is literally like work
now that we're going to buy thank you
i'm going to buy chump to the bobby man
i'm going to buy chump to the bobby man
uh... you just need to buy
you just need to buy loads of complicated things just
but i'm level 32 that's too high or not
uh...
what do you say uh... x
i'm level 32
no that's good 72 is good
i need to disclose that i'm level 200
Like it's not even bad if someone's like, it's not even bad if one guy is like level 100, but if you have two people that are like level 200, it's like, all right.
And then Jason was like, good.
I put a few times like here and there, I never got into it.
Yeah, man.
Anybody, you want to chime in?
No, it's slightly bad from last time we played this.
Uh, yeah.
All right, let me bet you.
Oh yeah, there you are.
Most of all, I will equip the Jinx, each time for more aura.
Thanks.
Thanks, appreciate it.
said fucking nobody ever okay that was pretty good i'll give you that most are you are you
using gloves today oh i i'm not going to some because i'm trusting my teammates and they were
they told me not to now this is your partner matchup all right how about sorry sorry now
this matchup when i was you still got your glove no i took them off oh thank you stick them up
So, let's start losing. Are you going to put on the gloves and lock him?
Yes.
Please don't. Please don't.
All right. I'm going to go check.
It was your guys opponents, too.
I'm going to go check.
Okay.
Yo, we've been sitting here for two hours.
I'm sorry.
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait. Enjoy it.
We're invited.
Yeah, we're now, man.
Sorry.
Really?
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
It's all right.
It's all right, Jinx.
Hey, how are you guys feeling?
You guys weren't done.
You guys locked?
No, I'm honest.
I'm going to go check.
I'm going to go check.
But I am locked in.
I'm ready.
Yeah, we just got back on Bruce. Um, you're probably the best player on this team, man. You got some reps. No, he's not
No, fuck no not neither of them, but
It's the other question I'm not complaining. I just want to say you're doing a great job of the term people
Why did it take so long? Um a lot of shit happened bro a lot of shit happened
We decided team in that was too good. So they left and now the tournament should be fair should be fair
Yeah, but if she see also has 5k hours play now, he's level 70
level 70 they were like level 200 they had two levels 70 what the fuck do you
mean he's level 70 what that makes it better
his name is not sqc it's xqc I say sqc goofy this is gonna be key yeah it's
gonna be all right you guys you guys ready yeah yeah I invited you and most
I've been invited you buddy. Yeah, he's I'm helping him out. It's yeah, hold on. I got it except
Yeah, it is except this is gonna be said. Yeah, this is the best matchup yet. I think
Ryan, what did you excellent about a jewel? Yeah, I'm gonna go beat
Cool flash either
Either
Why, though?
I may join again.
You have a shit.
I'm in, aura.
I have time to go make an album or more.
You'll be able to start with the prime.
Appreciate it.
Later, switch.
Appreciate it.
Hi, I'm Amy.
Wait, am I Amy?
Torn, torn, torn.
How'd I check?
I tell you!
Wait, X.
Stop.
So for me, the strategy, bro.
The strategy is to, okay, okay, on defense, we're playing super defense, like we're not
playing off-site, we're playing on-site and we're holding really tight angles.
Okay, so we gotta play at a pitch, okay, okay, I killed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't give a fuck, on offense we can play like heroes, but yeah.
Bet.
I think we have an excuse to be on the wrong team.
How do I check, no.
How do I check the game?
Do I have any cool badges at all?
Torner, as I do, what, Ace?
How we feelin'? How we feelin'? Everything good?
Everything else, everything else.
X you feel it good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm the bloodline
All right guys
One more person
I'm gonna take the lobby. I was a love yet
I mean, I'm in the wrong team
All right, all right, all right
Let's do it. Yo, yo, yo.
I think you need to switch teams. Yeah, companies.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yeah, is it possible you could switch teams really quick?
There should be a button on the bottom left corner of your screen that says switch team.
Bottom left corner says switch team.
Yeah, when you go to play, click play in the custom game, and then it should be bottom left corner.
Wait, this game's paid-a-win. You could buy operators.
Yeah, you could buy a... It's not really paid-a-win, though. No, it doesn't matter.
Well, how is it not? It is paid-a-win, then.
What are the conditions?
You can get championed with, like, the default.
Hold on. Can I buy VC or let me buy all the guys?
Yes, you didn't buy the skins?
How do I do it?
Wait, you could buy...
JX, you put me on, dude. Just help me out real quick. I'm a little bit of a noob.
So, how about the skins?
I think... Don't really worry about that.
I think the man is gonna be like doke of E and lion and shit
Okay, don't be which was dope of it by lion
And yeah, what about lesion? What about lesion?
Holy ball knowledge great defender
Who's don't could be what shall I find the okay? Oh, you didn't did you invite Bruce?
No, no, I'm gonna go for okay and couple husband. Oh, this is gonna be said
Wait, which ones don't could be
Wait you said what
Stop messaging me talking about me your favorite eater, bro
I'm trying to find mine bro, is it lying?
Alright, I'm out of here.
10,000 rainbow six points, get the fuck out of here.
This has potential to be the funniest match yet.
I'm not tall.
Well, yeah, there you go.
This has potential to be the funniest match yet.
What was it, Bruce? Drop them off.
What the fuck?
Relax, SQC.
Wait a minute, you invited Bruce, right?
Yeah, I did it.
Xbox messages
All right. Oh my god, we're in here. We're in here. All right, that's you see I'm gonna start this ex QC
Even give me a game check. Good luck guys. You ready to start?
Yeah, but Jixie, who did you say he was on defense? No
No, it made me leave it's fine. Just click
What did you say he was on defense?
This is good castle
Okay, so it is paid when I have to buy castle okay one second
Okay, yeah, you know it keep me out of this fool. Hey, then can you invite him? I think I think he just looks a lobby
but yeah I got a game that I hear in the crowd
I don't think I'm gonna be here in a minute
uh... how do I invite you again?
do you want to trade my POV too?
oh I don't do any of that again
just the three guys at the top right?
oh I'm in I'm in I'm in
oh I got it
you can self-scan that
sorry Ligo's getting on the go
good you're good
wait I have a question are you sponsored by this game
Jynxie?
no man I'm not sponsored by like any games still
I just play games that I like man. Everybody thinks that games play. I don't play
James if you want I can teach you how to play CS for you're really fucking ass
Shut the fuck up bitch you guys ready you guys ready?
Game check
What game did he-
Cup'em, Bruce, Ben, and uh...
I don't know what's that.
Cup'em, Bruce, Ben, Thorne, and Aiden, versus...
I don't know what the fuck's that.
Ray.
Ooh, who's jumping?
Now, Joc, I'm just gonna say this straight up.
This has potential to be the funniest game yet.
Uh, who's team should be at this to do?
I mean, both teams are hilarious.
Let's start off with those.
Attack, we attack, right?
Where's Bonnie? Where's Bonnie? Excuse me?
Um, so I think we spun, um, let me think it parking parking a jewelry front jewelry front
Okay, you can say you can say what you want about coffee, but bro. He is hilarious
Oh, yeah
Okay, okay, I choose I'm lying
I
Do see we actually ban our character. Yo, JC. How do you obey it?
Oh guys not okay, who's thunderbird wait, can you end the game?
You can still win
I wanted to talk to be
All right
Shit
Yep
So Bruce you're moving away
About a bomb stay by the bomb stay by the bomb that we protected the ball. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I'm sorry. No, do that. Do that. We'll need a right there. We'll need a right there. What are you like there?
Come put it right here. Come put it right here
They didn't know yet. They know we were yet, but we're supposed to be about a bomb. Wait, is it beerhead?
All right, hold on. No, we just stay by the boat. We got to protect the bomb. They got to come to the bomb
Then there's side by side doesn't matter. We got to protect the whole everything. Shall I get a ride?
Dude both teams are chillin. We're chillin. We're chillin right now
They're using the little cameras to see where we are if you see one shoot it
Looks like excuse that sort of guy about the little car. Can we shoot the cars?
Yeah
Okay, they drop they drop they drop wait what happened they drop they here they here just just watch angles watch angles
You watch that Bruce you watch that Bruce I'm watching a watching a watching. I come from tell me what to do
Everything else barricaded. We just make sure they'll shoot through it. We can bear
Now we need to watch something though, we're gonna get
I see what I'm looking behind us
This is it. What is what's doing? What is what's doing?
What is what's doing? What if you have a shotgun?
I'm on the right. I'm on the right side. Yeah, I can't watch this. I'm going through the elevators. Good name, good name.
You know what I mean?
What is what? I'm a B. I'm a B. What is what? We're gonna bump you. We're gonna bump. Me.
My bad. I'm a B.
This is bad. This is bad. This is bad. Y'all yeah, this is bad. This is bad. This is bad.
I I wait what's banned so what so what so what should we click there? What should we click jing see?
Okay
Where do we go
Should we go should go Jerry front so go yet jewelry jewelry
Yeah, fine. Go Jerry
Now we're going to make a lot of roll bro, like I was supposed to beat this nigga, bro
You just cracked down his fucking model right now, bro
I'm a dog
And I'm ace I didn't quit my care this time
I can't
If y'all go down like 2-0, I'll give y'all some tips, alright?
If y'all go down 2-0
Bro, I think you've got a kid
What is this going to go to?
Is it one match?
Is it only one match?
Yeah, it goes up to four
It's only one match
It goes up to four
No, I'm saying the little best out of three or no
Best out of one
Best out of one
What?
Oh my God
You guys are good
Relax
Y'all can win
Y'all can win
Alright, listen
Use the drones to go far
So we can find like, you know
The bomb, the bomb medicine
This is Chaddass
Whatever you can't
The problem is absolutely
Let's do it. Let's do it first.
Oh, I was about to say, fuck.
What? What happened?
Now we get really, really, really weird.
What happened to our Jones?
That's crazy.
Turn the fire activated. Be careful.
We already know what they're going to be.
They're going to be exactly where we at.
Or they might actually move around.
Just be careful.
No, don't worry. I got the A-cog now.
Move together.
This is locked in.
Cuff them locked in.
Bro, I'm kind of just going to move around.
I know my audio's tough.
Don't mind me.
Cuff them and then win.
Can they hear us when we run?
Or no?
If we're close to them.
Is it bad, though?
It's for fun guys, it's for fun guys, it's not a-
Exclusive is gonna be the first person to poke his head out, bro.
So just remember that.
Alright, we have a way to answer it.
Wait, couch?
Three.
Okay, pushing together, I like it.
I like how they're pushing together.
I like how they're pushing together, I like it.
I like what I'm seeing out of this scene.
We know where to bomb it.
I gotta move forward there.
I got spotted.
Fuck.
We call him wait wait wait for us
There's a spot of us
I think flank
Tell them I'm checking
I got it I got it upstairs
Yo guys, this is where we're last time.
The site is downstairs, by the way, bomb site is downstairs.
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
So what do we...
I got a challenge.
I'll do that for sure.
I got a challenge.
It's for fun.
Stop for money, not for money.
Alright.
I think Coffin's gonna play.
I don't know how to drone, I don't think.
Is it one more flat or stairs down?
Yeah, when I say down, I mean all the way down.
down so in the basement. Oh come on. What? Huh? We have a minute, come on. Oh you got
to hurry, you got to hurry. Come on. I'm gonna break this shit down. Oh Bruce. Oh I see
I can see it but that's. Careful. You know we're coming. We gotta go, gotta go. Oh I knew
he's in the corner. I thought it was shipping. He's in the corner right there. Oh my
god. How do we know where to bomb after all? Low down, low down. Bruce, go,
Bands for y'all could be our good obstacle is castle castle could be good
Cap can could be really good these are gonna be really good
Mods is good. Hey, then you just got to shoot them up. Yeah, lesion's good. Y'all should get a castle. He's um
It's or it like
Symbols orange. I'll let y'all pick up. I can't pick lesion. Aden's got it. Aden's got it. What about castle y'all got castle?
Why are they all Asian?
I know I got flash, fuck, where are we going?
Yeah, it's Castle, it's um...
Fuck!
The symbol of the operator's orange, symbol of the operator's orange.
Orange orange?
Yep, orange, it should be like top, like middle left, top middle top left.
Castle could be good.
Oh, baby!
I don't see Castle!
Alright, might have to talk it, I don't, it's talking there.
I gotta go K.A.O, I gotta go K.A.O.
Whoa, I don't like that guy, he looks scary, Puffin.
Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it!
It's okay.
You know what I am!
No crossing or pieces.
Alright, y'all got it. You're not out yet.
And as far as you can, and I want you to spam X, you hold it down.
Right now, hold it down?
You know, every time you see somebody, just spam it.
Hold it down.
Hold it. I can scan something.
Bro, scan it.
Why am I in 4-seat ballroom?
Yeah, I'm in basement.
Oh my god.
I think basement, I can do all of them.
I'm dropping bomb, I'm dropping bomb, I'm dropping bomb.
No, it's a bomb, it's a bomb, it's a bomb, it's a bomb.
What?
It's a bomb, it's a bomb, it's a bomb, it's a bomb.
At least I made first floor to the floor.
Alright man, 2 to 0.
I didn't see nobody.
I'm alive.
His team looks pretty good.
Yeah, I found him.
I'm a save my drone.
Wait, first floor?
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, I'm dropping, I'm dropping, I'm dropping.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
How can I ping?
I ping, I ping, I see that?
Fly to the right, I won't drop that in RC car.
Yeah, seeing Los on-seed makes me wanna tear up.
This is beautiful.
This is beautiful to see.
Guys, we're gonna watch Los.
Guys, we're gonna watch Los.
Let's watch Los.
Pick up, pick up.
Let's watch again. I was joining us like yeah, yeah safe safe going safe safe. It's safe
Get in get in get in from my window. Yes, I just wouldn't watch those
I didn't make sure dog shit him
It's a good way over here. Yes, I dropped the bomb. Yeah, I want the bomber. No, yes
Oh my god, they're so assed
Okay
Okay, okay
Fast fast fast fast
I got fast bin
Bro, wait a minute, Aiden and Bruce and Covamite win this round
Deraz
I'm looking at the door. I'm looking at the front door where we came in
They're running out of time they're running out of time fuck me. I what is lost to it? What is lost to it?
What is love? I'm gonna get to kill
We have to go if you don't know you know, I don't know you know, but I shine
Fuck it. Fuck it. I'll be on thing. I don't I don't
It's all up to Aiden.
It's all up to Aiden.
Wait, Rage is blinded in its own team.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Help, help, I'm blinded by you.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
What is he doing?
No, no, he's not blinded.
How did he know this guy?
Aiden, tiny!
Yes!
Here we go!
Yes!
Go get him!
Go get him!
Go save him!
Bang!
Go save him!
All right.
I'm going to start over.
Excuse me.
Game niggas from Taiwan.
Of course he's fucking eating my nigger.
Alright guys, I'm gonna coach y'all as hard as I can, alright man?
So then, please, don't you keep saying that and leaving, bro?
I know, I just wanted to watch Lowest Outro, it was hilarious.
Okay, now I'm ready.
Now I'm ready, alright.
Jesus Christ.
Y'all did a good job of pushing together as a team.
Next time, if they go down, I want you guys to break the hatchets and shit.
It makes the site hard of them to defend.
Also, y'all should go, do you guys have a lion and a dog to be unlocked or no?
No, I asked you if I should buy VC and buy it.
I don't have Ryan and DokkaBear.
I'm DokkaBear.
I'm DokkaBear.
I'm DokkaBear.
I'm DokkaBear.
OK, OK.
Well, this is good.
This is a good start.
Company's DokkaBear.
Bruce, what ops do you have, Bruce?
What ops do you have?
What ops do you have, Bruce?
I have no ops, bro.
I'm just playing raw dog in this shit.
Are we attacking ever?
OK, yes.
You guys are on the attack now.
Fuck, that's bad.
They're going to be downstairs.
I just need y'all to break the hatches.
And I think that's going to put you guys
in a better position to win.
Like should we shoot it down like how he shot ours down?
Yes, yes.
Oh, I bet.
Yes, I think y'all should go in the same way y'all.
We try to break the hatches so we'll have another entry.
What does the ability do?
What is our ability to do with it?
Covering, great question.
When you use your ability, you'll
be able to phone call them.
And their phones are going to go brrrring brrrring.
You'll be able to hear exactly where they are.
Bruce, your ability allows you to breach walls and shit
and break hatches.
Aiden, your ability allows you to breach soft walls
and shoot Sophia stuns and shit,
You'll see us go tournament after these are what? Yes, we'll do see a tournament next on God
But JC JC, I need I need cheese or brother that please go
Wait, why does that why does that cameras keep going away fast?
It's cuz when the drone face and it brings about the camera now push this window that y'all push last time I'll guide you
Okay
All right, come on go left left a little bit left
Alright, break down this window. Alright, this is safe, talk and push this. Break down this window and break the hatches. I can't really tell you guys where they are, but this is safe.
Wait, you said you would tell us where they're at.
They're downstairs, but I just want you to break the hatches. So Aiden, use your ability. Aiden, you see your ability? You're Sophia. What button is it?
The left bumper?
Yeah, yeah, go to the hatches. Go up Aiden, go straight. See the wood on the floor? It was straight. No, the wood on the floor.
They're there. They're there.
Cover me.
The wood. The brown, brown, brown, brown.
They're there.
Now back up. Put it down.
Now back up.
Back up, back up, back up.
Now go, go right, go right.
Aiden.
That's not what I said.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Aiden, don't stop.
I just got a blunder gun.
Break this.
Break this now.
Same thing you did before.
Break that one.
This one.
You have me up right here.
Standing on it.
Aiden, you're standing on it.
Aiden, no, no, not that.
Pre-start.
Yeah, yeah, your pre-start.
Your pre-start.
The thing you did before.
Yes, yes.
now back up in back up right now it's wrong if you're watching to be your
right D-pad he's here nice down there Bozo get ready okay first you want to
Don't burn.
Oh no.
Bruce, oh my God.
Not Bruce, not Bruce.
Not Bruce.
Nice, nice.
You can revive Aiden, you can revive Aiden.
I can't, I can't, yeah.
You revive Aiden.
Oh, they're here, they're here.
Y'all can plant, y'all can plant.
You have sight.
Go run out there.
Bruce, stay here, stay here.
Bruce stay here and plant.
Come to Aiden.
Bruce, come to Aiden.
Plant, plant, plant.
I got to plant.
Aiden's got you, Aiden's got you.
Watch that door, Aiden, watch that door.
I'm been in a zaki. I'm been in a zone. We didn't need that. Look, I'm gonna be honest. Y'all have defense down pat
Just don't be bro. Like the only
Yeah, that's how peeking on God
We're doing good on events. You guys are bunkering the site. Good. Okay. Let's you guys are peeking. Let them come in
Like let they don't want to push in when y'all peeking
Let them
Know when we break when they break down a thing can we just rebuild it or today or
Gonna shing and it's gonna hear you. No, I'm saying if they break it down. Are we able to rebuild it or no is it cook?
Yeah
Okay
Cap can is good. Do y'all have anything?
Good and that's good for heels put them down. You can get heels from that
Bruce mutus right here. Just all right. What whatever are y'all on controller or PC? I got a fucking Legion. I'm a controller
Okay
Okay, so your right bumper is gonna be how you throw leisure mines couple try to throw them on doorway
So if they walk in they get hit by the poison Aiden okay, but it's right bumper. Oh, no, it's
What are you okay?
Are you a good job?
Yeah, right bumper puts down to heal stations when you guys take them to heal Bruce
Are you on controller PC? Yeah?
I know I'm coaching but it was 3-0. I'm gonna stop coaching at like 3-3-2. I'm not picking up in an hour, bro
I'm trying to make it like fun for them. All right
Good job. If you guys get hurt like bullets run to the blue flowers, you'll get help you'll get help
Tell them good barricade throw these on that nice
Really good guys really good. Is it a good spot?
Yeah, one advice I give you is try not to move around that much in sight the more you move around the more
noise you make they'll hear you and show you excuse me is the best player you
guys tell him you could win yeah look at all right it's for fun guys it's for fun
all right come on guys yeah we need cars if y'all here one of the doors get
broken down we know what they're coming in from all right no all right
thing about is just survived this fucking two minutes but that's yeah
really yeah literally exactly they don't know what they're doing that much
oh wow how low low cv how okay bro so they shot down that window they shot
roots in that window we're gonna come in through that window all right yeah
watch out guys which window pushing you guys they're pushing up wait nice
I still cuff them, they have a pin on you.
Oh my god, they're cuffing!
Nice, come on!
Walking off the mountain, this is what we do.
Bro, XC, XQC, and a 1v2, this is really bad.
Oh, is XQC?
Maybe he's out of it, don't panic.
I'm not gonna coach, I'm not gonna coach, I'm just gonna let him play.
It's XC, XQC will save it.
Where?
Hello?
Check the cameras, I'm checking, I'm checking, I don't see nothing.
Can you hear me? He's waiting for you to peek. Oh my god, he got you
That's right
Oh my god, even for sex
We just got the game finally so like we got too late, bro
I was my fault bro
Come from good double kill there man
Good job all the crowd guys, damn
You can't cheer about me
Hey next time CS, next time CS
Easier, easier
Yeah, yeah, next time CS, like, hey in a couple weeks
Wow
I told you, as you see, might have been worse than them squishy niggas
Right, niggas is a fucking geek bro
Alright yo, X
X, what?
What played X?
I guys won't be honest. I was coaching them and you guys still want they were like hey, we're the fucking see well
I
I only started coaching when y'all were up three up check it out when y'all were up
Okay, okay, I'm trying to keep them close. All right y'all make it to the semis man
We got one more game left and then we're in semis
All right, let's check on you. Oh, yes
Yo, Rackai agent Phantom you guys ready?
I'm ready.
Sure.
Well, Kai's finishing his tutorial, by the way.
All right.
It's OK.
It doesn't matter.
Perfect.
Agent.
Yeah.
I have high expectations, bro.
Agent, you're really fucking good at this game.
I've seen you play.
200 ping, by the way.
200 ping, 200 ping, 200 ping, by the way.
Agent's on 200 ping.
Has Spana played each before?
Has Spana played?
I have played this first time on it.
Before, and it was a while ago, but that was about a couple, like, eight months
ago.
Eight months ago. All right, so Asian you got two new players
But not like that. What are he says, you know, he had no no no no no no he jammed against play one side
Yeah, that your job agree about our key shit. That was like come on brown. That was fun insanity insane
Rekha you have high-fives added right everybody's good on that. Oh
DG yo, what's up, man? Rekha what's good, dude?
Yo, wait, let's take a solo, let's take a solo.
You're up right now, you're up right now, you're up right now.
I'm up right now, okay, should we put this game on agent?
Okay, let me show you something before you quit it, okay?
So in this round, so you have to pick someone
otherwise they're gonna give you a recruit.
So you see these variabilities?
See, agent's gonna be a good ass coach.
Chat, we did a streamer only 1v1 tournament
like two years ago,
and agent played against K-Sod on finals.
Now agent's not like level 200,
like Yu-Gi and RK, but I think he's like level 100.
Also, both of agent's teammates is brand new.
So I think it's, this is gonna be interesting.
If agent wasn't in Australia,
I think they'd have a good chance,
but he's pinged like fucking, all right.
We'll create certain rotations like that.
Boys, it's time, are y'all ready?
Are y'all ready?
Agents level 100.
Yes, yes, yes, yo, Jinx.
Wait, what?
I'd like to get ahead of the allegations here.
I keep hearing my name being brought up.
My name keeps saying, okay, Riley,
That's not helping me here.
My name is being brought up a lot here,
rather than people saying that I'm too good for whatever.
But like, bro, I'm level 54.
And also, Jinx, when you mess with me about this turn,
I was 22 or 23.
So I've played since then.
Yeah, let me say this, bro.
Squishies level 50, Archie and Yu-Gi were level 190
and 150, first off.
Also, both of Squishies' teammates
are brand new to the game.
Like, Bradley, what are your points?
I just got 14 like like when we were warming up. Yes. Now. I do think y'all are have a good chance
Y'all are one of the better teams in here. It's only double the six by the way. Yeah, I'm sick
Yeah, I got it. We're both really new. I'm better. Oh, yes
Agency I got a question. Yeah, what's up?
Long would it take play time wise to reach level 200?
Um, I mean like chat. What do you guys think literally?
250 hours literally oh my god what probably 300 hours like I'm not even
trolling maybe more I mean yeah what do you guys think they're saying chat saying
500 hours 400 hours five I have 30 hours I'm level 14 yeah how about this
four hours not as broken as theirs all right
I
Want to play loving games. I've only played 11 games. Yeah, Squishy if you're like God dear
Madness oh, you're on controllers. No, I'm not gonna be God to your bro
Oh, we're really nursing agent. He's over 100
Oh
That's not a lot though, so not on rank, so that makes me feel a little better.
Oh my god.
Wait, is Copper 1 better than Copper 4?
Yes.
How does that work?
Yeah.
You get so much Elot in a row.
You get like 70 low in the...
Everybody go?
I
Was this random map stinks. Yeah, we're just gonna do random after and I'm after and I'm else um your guys map is gonna be
Shall I?
I'm gonna go check on the other because they're not in there at no, no
ERB boss
Yep, has everything looking guys everything. I see that's it. I see it. I see that shit. I see that shit
Okay, I'm here
Yo, you wanna put a stop
I don't know. He might be a problem. He has a QKD.
And what do you guys do?
Oh, is it Archie?
What do you do?
OK, so Archie and them, they left the tournament on their own.
So they had a level 190, level 150.
Squishy's level 50, but he's Squishy's good.
I just can't.
But I don't know.
So it's that.
Who?
Look at my level chat.
Yo, Gigi, look at my level game.
Look at it.
Look at it.
Yeah.
But, agent, you are a good gamer.
I just hope this is closed.
If they start pulling away, I'll coach y'all,
like I did with the last team, all right?
If it goes like 2-0.
Here's a problem.
Bam just used his characters, like three characters
for the first time, and Rekha hasn't played the game
ever in his life.
He just beat the tutorial.
So we are a little blind right now.
But I'm really hoping Robbie is, like,
are genuinely, like, Chris next door levels.
I'm just going to come in and say it.
They're not.
They're not that bad.
They're all gamers.
Like they're not on that level of like ass.
No, look at the town.
His name is Zoink and Twiggy.
Yeah, they're gamers.
They're gamers.
Like are they like Blackboy Max level?
No, they'll be.
OK, they'll be better than Max, probably by a large margin.
OK, are they like Todd, Ty Snatch?
They're going to be better than Todd.
They're going to be better than Ty.
OK, OK, OK.
So you're saying they're like Duke.
They're going to be better than Duke.
They're going to be better than Duke.
Wow.
Wow.
Agent, can you invite, um, Rekai?
Yeah.
Perfect.
Yo, yo, wait, all right, yo, yo, GZ.
Yes, sir, Rekai.
What's up, man?
What's up?
What's up?
Wait, so there's a honey can in line?
I don't know.
No, but no.
Who told you that, Rekai?
I'll chance it in the honey can along.
Yeah, there's not.
There's not.
Wait, one moment.
Let me speak with Squishy really quickly.
one moment. Yeah. Yeah. So as you have a controller in your house. I'll be
having a controller. Jinx bro. It's not I'm not. Don't tell me I just waited
that long to play. I know. I love it. We're level 400 combined.
James. I love all y'all. Listen. Y'all are all gamers. They're not. Agent is
their best player and even agent is level 69 agent their best player is I'm just
gonna be unbiased their best player is agent he's brought a squishy is better
than agent and Riley and Zoink y'all are gonna be way better than the Phantom
in the pot so if you I think if you know a roller you guys still win like
four won it's because you know you did what okay let's push you play one off
let's just gonna ace bro I have ball knowledge in this game I don't know
to play controller bro but I could try squishy I know but squishy I know like I
don't know the binds and stuff guys I know XQC has low slow like righty and
Zoink are like competent human beings
no no no you're right yes here's the thing maybe if y'all play X then
Squishy goes on mouse X goes on mouse, right? But for this squishy just trust me. I think you go on controller
All right, I'll try to control it. Oh, let's get high-fives opinion. High-fives is probably gonna agree with me
What does she go controller?
Yeah, it's a 2.0 KD guys. Rekai got the game three seconds ago and then I'm got the game
He's level six. All right, like this is gonna be fair. I think I guess X though
I don't think that's fair against X but yeah
I think you go mouth yep for this game though. Thank you squishy. I think I think that's reasonable for this
Yeah, I'm gonna tell agent. All right. Good luck. I squishy. Thank you again. I love you
Yeah, all right yo agent got good news for you agent got good news
They're for free. No, not that good. We move squishy to controller. All right. He's not gonna bend you guys over a table
He's on controller now. All right. Thank you. Thank the Lord
All right, man, you guys ready to start?
No, no, no, listen, bro.
No one's scared of Bindi and her that girl.
I am.
No, I am.
I'm starting.
Man.
Good luck, guys.
Good fucking up, man.
I'm going to mute.
Wait, hold on.
Is it a one-game and it's it?
Yes, one game up to four.
WJC, WJC channel is fucking cool.
Good luck, guys.
Good luck, man.
Shit, bro.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
All right.
Chalet.
Let's listen to him.
We're back to factor, back to factors.
Should we ban the lion one?
It says we're...
Now, Chad, unbiasedly speaking,
even with Squishy on controller,
I think this is probably the best team in the tournament.
Now, it's not like R.P. and Yugi where they're level 200.
But, you know, Zoink and Riley are good at gaming.
Squishy is good at gaming.
These guys are all pros in their game.
Like, it's three pros in their own game, right?
Ron, I'm gonna be one of them.
Wait, I think I'm gonna have to just chill,
it looks easy to spawn and then yeah I'll play um wait they get that mute I can play mute then
I'm gonna listen to you now Agent I'm gonna listen to Agent Rekai and Kanna
No that was Rekai.
Oh okay I'm about to say that.
No, give me Stryker what are they back dooring me?
Oh
Yes, you're wondering agents on 200 things he's an Australian 200
Hey find the bomb find the bomb I'm gonna check basement usually it's basement on this map
Okay, yo, we're kind
You got to figure out how to use your objective
You don't have to just make your way to the house they got a new drone
I pinged it. That's where the bomb is. Okay. I did it for y'all realistically, bro
We watch the windows here. They can shoot out windows. How you hit the wall? Okay? Okay? I think it's face
I think it's face to repel, okay
But you don't need to okay. You don't know if you want to agent's gonna be a really good coach for this
Let's see how well they listen
So like a million test windows, let's go
I'm gonna double level six by the way
Okay, so I can a 1v2 scenario
No, no you're dead for the round just wait there you can go on camera you tell us where they are though
Fucking stupid
WWE
Yeah, yeah, stop calling me out. Okay, I appreciate that come over here phantom rappel up here and swing in you
Click space when it's good at shooting games, right? Like he's good at GTA, right and calm. Is the phantom like good at GTA?
So maybe this team does have hope
So it's okay watch watch this or here
Yeah, I'm watching I'm watching behind. I don't want to be gonna wait and see
Let me get for you. Oh, okay. No, no, we're gonna come in through here. Okay
We got a claim on that staircase, so we should be good
Give the bomb or do I the bomb
1098
What is agent doing? Agent's planning. Agent's plan. Agent's planning.
This one's gonna have to push. Agent's gonna stick to plan. Good plan by Aiden.
I don't know. I don't know. I spent the...
What? What? What? What? Did you die?
Yeah, I died, but I dropped two. Come on, Glacier.
All right.
Agent first. Agent first. So I keep bugging him.
But let's not miss on the exchange.
Hold on. Wait on. Tell us that.
Agent!
First come on!
Agent!
I'm telling you putting squishy on controller is gonna make us really close
phenomenon right there like we should bet me you boys how we feel about one
yeah almost almost yeah either way out of the wait see if you could plant in
time or not. Bro, Phantom's hit a crazy double kill. Phantom's hit a crazy double. Close game
bell, 1v1, that's a- Where should we go? I have no idea, bro. I'm just gonna hit campfire.
Alright, that's what we're gonna do here on campfire. I can run through our might. Chat,
right? Unlock, squishy, chat. You think I should get the stun grenade or the impact?
I'm running smoke, so he can run.
Trust.
Guys, switch to the spawn one.
But Jack, the thing is, against XQC, we're gonna unlock Squishy if he wins this.
If he wins this.
I don't think they use their drones that game, by the way.
I don't think they use the drones at all.
I mean, they have needs set up everywhere, but I don't think they drone out.
Oh, good point.
Good point.
Yeah.
Javi, down for some cases tonight after the tourney?
What'd it be?
Squishy, how's the controller feeling for you?
The hackers need to locate and diffuse...
Not good.
Not good.
I don't think it's on the...
Okay, it's in the first floor.
Javi, down for some cases!
I feel bad.
I think we should just hide our drones now and wait.
Go! Go! Go!
Yeah.
Yo, I'm saying this right now.
Next CS tournament?
Or next...
Sorry.
Next streamer tournament is gonna be on CS.
next sunday that'll be fucking crazy maybe in a week if i can get everybody
here cams
okay so i'm gonna say i don't see how this is way easier if you don't understand
so i think they're all at B maybe okay i bomb
are you gonna rig that one too well i'll be able to play it because i'm like
level one or level two i think level one or two
i think i can hear them under me i noticed they were on the floor
I think they're like, where I'm at, but under, that's what it sounds like.
Yeah, let me see what's up.
What's up, man?
Dude, I can't, I can't like spin quick.
Holy shit, this is so hard.
I can't really see one.
No, all my pain, all my pain, all my pain.
I think I can go inside here.
There's two, two, two on.
You're not trying to get too much.
good job of the
great job of all of us there's
but it's a business
i think i could
i might go to plant that a
is when that room over there
i thought there was a much of it
there was a summer drone but
he broke it maybe went down
be careful of this
alleyway over here
i'm gonna call
I'll say it, I'll say it, I'll say it.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get it.
Oh my god.
It's a plant.
It's pushing towards one.
Oh, Phantom!
Oh, Phantom!
He's pushing towards Phantom.
Phantom!
I got one.
I think it's Nassas.
The Kai isn't a 1v2.
No, no.
I'll wait, I'll wait.
I'll wait, I'll wait.
I'm gonna go now.
Wait, I'm gonna go now.
You see him?
I did.
Yeah, I see him.
I saw him.
I can't see there's like this pink shit
Okay, Rokai you have to learn your ability button, okay
I think it's your you have to click your mouse wheel in think that's your mouse wheel
We see that you see the scroll on your mouse
I'm playing controller, bro.
I'm playing controller, bro.
I'm playing controller.
OK, Chad, how do you use the controller for the special thing?
OK, for the ability, it's going to be right bumper,
right bumper on your controller, right bumper.
OK, right bumper.
Also, Rekai, take that goddamn shotgun out of your hands.
I don't want to see that again.
That was bad.
Please, bro.
That was bad.
That was bad.
Get an AR, get an AR.
OK, let's go, let's go lakeside.
Go lakeside?
Lakeside?
Lakeside?
because we're in the match.
I'm just here to take-
random go ying.
Let me ying ying ying ying ying-
Rukai goes Sledge.
Go lo-way lo-way lo-way?
Fuck.
Fans going ying.
Rukai goes Sledge.
He's not gonna-
I'm all right we're land.
He's not gonna pick Sledge.
There's no landing bro.
This is not fun.
Land, land, land at-
Okay, before we go in here,
I'm not coaching, I'm telling him how to use his fucking ability.
Shut up!
Alright, there's one on the top floor, there's one in the basement, that's the one we just
had.
And there's one, I think in the dining room.
My memory's a little, damn you've got fucking seven seconds to do it for some odd reason.
Damn, I don't know how to get in this fucking bitch.
Okay, Sam, Sam's actually the top rat.
Yeah, we gotta find the bomb get back in your phone get back in your phone click five or a rocker. I don't know
It's not in the middle when I find the bomb, what do I click just it'll automatically a where the fuck am I bro?
This room I'm not sure I don't know
Yeah chat next 30 CS she just is too confusing for people up to somebody might be dumb enough to beat this next time CS
We'll do it in like a week
They are
I'm coming to get you. I'm dying. I know I know. Stay alive. Are you outside? I'm
We don't have any time, bro.
It might not be you.
Oh, man, look at that.
I'm trying, stupid bitch!
Phantom, I need you to just, I need you to go crazy.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna get him real quick.
All right.
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
How do you break this fucking wall, dude?
Rakai is like, it might have been better than not even res.
I'm not, I'm losing Phantom's insight.
There you go, there you go, there you go.
Here.
I'm down.
The end of time, Florida shot me.
Fucking bitch!
All right, Rakai, repell up here.
Swing in.
you shot that yeah yeah yeah
bad name bad name agent sorry
all right let's clutch agents in a 1v2 scenario can agent clutch or 1v2 versus
stoic and Riley holy cinema sis games actually closed chat dude I think
agent should not rest I'm not even trolling I think you should have slept with
guy like you die yo the ping is so bad dang I think they still got it
see yeah I told you like it is which he was on no way he's a killer he must have
walked in front like it must have been unlucky brothers no way think about this
right squishy's winning and he's on controller like if he was on mouse it
I'm telling you to be free out.
Oh, God.
Right?
What else do we ban?
Yeah, I don't know.
Sure.
I don't think Capcambler.
I don't think we need to.
Dude.
No, that could be.
But I personally think if Agent in Red's Rekai would be 2-2 or 2-1 because then
he'd be able to trade Farham's death.
He got Pirate of Rekai.
I'm not sure what Ace does.
I've heard Ace.
I don't know.
Man, it was looking good out there, man.
I don't know.
It's looking good.
Breach the wall next time?
Like, what does that mean?
No, let's try that.
Oh, a breach is like this big thing that just blows through
a wall until it just breaks the whole thing.
Oh, wait.
That's a thing that Mute has?
That was that thing?
I didn't use that at all, man.
I don't know if it has it, but like the breaches
are like these massive things that you
like throw it a wall and it breaks it like yeah it can breeze through metal walls okay well yeah
no no you can breach through metal walls right there's that's what ace can do I'll check the bottom
I'll check the bottom oh I'm running on bottom oh they didn't plant they didn't plant uh it's not down
it has to be up then yeah it's not gonna stand up on the side so chat remember against xqc
switch is gonna be allowed on mouse okay back in yeah okay go back in I think it's upstairs I think
I think it's up all the way up all the way up I just saw like things I think they're going to be playing upstairs
We can rappel up here
I'm going to go all the way on the roof I think and maybe we could like get a shot through the roof
Usually there's holes in the roof that you can break and shoot people
W comes right?
W comes
Is there a base here on this map?
There's a guy under me right now
I gave my drone up here, I gave my drone up.
Alright, I'm in the basement.
We're trying to find the bomb.
Why can't I not find it?
Yeah, where is the ship?
Oh, right here, right here, right here, right here, right here.
On me, there's two on my mark, there's two on my mark.
There's one right here.
Right here, if you can kill him.
I killed him, but he got Rekai.
Another guy in the room
Phantom or agent
Where's bomb? I love you. I don't know
We're guys literally
I'm different. I'm looking for you right now. I'll be your eyes. I'm running up. I'm going up
That's my gun I jumped through or no can you drone right?
I'm next to be
I'm gonna be picking me now. I'm gonna fucking die doing it there
I don't see anybody I don't see any
I don't see B. I don't see B. I think they're just that I I heard no is nothing nothing inside. I think it's a I'm gonna look right first
So then
You shoot when you guys a shot or no, yeah, yeah, I'm planting. I'm planting. I'm planting
If I don't watch this
You literally know that oh
Well, I thought I was oh my god. That's one. Oh my god. I thought I was throwing something else
Yeah
Yeah, right here by the way this room's close. Yes
Yeah, I can play this side. I think it's right. I'll play the left
You're crazy. Come on, I'm looking at wait, Lily. Oh my gosh. Take me home. Take me home.
Take me home. Take me home. We need to get a squishy back on PC, bro. Yeah, we need a squishy on PC.
I'm just a drone bro. I'm just I'm just a drone bro. That's all I am
Switches up mouse next game against X
Honestly, bro, this this is fair because agents on 200 ping as well
As well by the way
No, I agree. I agree. It's already done.
Okay, I don't have...
W. Jinxie.
Yeah.
Great. You want to run? You can run Capcan.
Um, I don't know how to play.
You guys should be Capcan or Echo. I think Echo is good too.
Not, but it says it's hard to play.
I'll be Capcan. I'll be Capcan.
Alright, we're running back today.
So I'm going to run Century. Just classic cap.
Yeah, yeah, run Capcan.
Capcan has like these, I'm pretty sure they have like...
Yeah, it's like the...
Yeah, the trip. Yeah, the trip.
Yeah, you're like, check on this team.
And who's giving that advice game?
Yo, G or V any.
They could take it.
Man, W 10 gifts.
I'm going to.
Appreciate it.
Let me walk in.
Let's see if we can either bombsite.
I don't think it's downstairs.
It's probably upstairs again. We're listening way
I'm not gonna waste time on on on the drone. It's probably up
All right, let's not waste time
Coach agent try to bring his team to the semi-final right now
it is one guy in that built in that room there where I just think that I just
think they're in that room I think can you crack me just watch out watch out
They can shoot you through this window here.
I need to break this whole motherfucker, man.
Yane's coming out.
Where's Phantom? Is Phantom in sight?
Not a lot.
Look at Phantom.
Phantom's flanking.
Phantom is actually good.
Put your backpack out, window's open.
Phantom, what a shot!
Oh my god!
Oh, Phantom?
You have me said, bitch!
You're actually fucking good.
Profanum's actually good.
Oh my god.
Yeah, so he ran, he ran.
He comes out.
So I killed Rekai.
Doesn't really matter though, because Rekai's the only guy.
You gonna call that out Rekai or not?
He's right there, bro.
He's right there. Let's fucking go.
Right there.
Oh no.
Agents in a 1v2, I think it's over.
Chad, I think it's completely wraps.
I think it's completely wraps.
I think it's completely wraps. I think it's wraps
Agent kills one wait a minute agent first rather than 1v1
Agent first rather than 1v1 agent first rather than 1v1
agent helps out right it's looking the wrong way
right in my p-pad no you know what he was Riley clutches oh he's behind the
If it was just two people, if it was two people, we would have done better.
I spent three rounds trying to teach you how to use the fucking ability.
You know what I'm saying? How the hell?
They don't know who's better than you, but I saw you ask.
Damn, they don't really like that shooters. It's not about phantom.
You suck! You still don't know how to use your fucking ability, gang!
You still don't know how to use your ability. You still don't know how to use it.
You played a whole game. You still don't know how to use an ability, gang.
If you didn't rest, Rekha, that one round, I think y'all would want to get them in the
bro.
I don't know why I went there.
I'm not a good.
Thank you for inviting us.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thank you bro.
Have a great day.
I appreciate it bro.
Yes sir.
All right.
Rekha, God bless bro.
God bless.
Hey bro.
All right man.
Agent, I'm sorry bro.
Yeah bro.
Whatever.
If you didn't ask me what I want, I'm not in control.
I know bro.
I don't know why.
I know I don't know why I thought like yeah, I think legitimately like from me to you that I think we're kind of might be the worst
But I've ever seen in my life
Not sure he's going toe-to-toe
With I boy Max and Chris next door. There's no way around bro. He's that bad. Yeah, I think he's actually worse bro
Felt it good, bro. It's impressed by him. It was a shootable
Good, bro. Felt it good
All right agent appreciate you playing bro if you're down bro a couple weeks. Yes, man
I think that'll be easier too because yes, it's not like learning a bunch of abilities and
Yeah, it's a shoot. Yeah, Amy. Shoot. Yeah, but I'll see you agent. I brisky
Guys, congratulations. Y'all made it to the semis squishy. You're fighting. Thank you, bro
Finally free. Thank God. Thank God. I have a new founder for the players, bro. Yes, sir, bro
It's not easy. Yo, Ron Dale
Wait are running them ready gender one of them ready
Chat semi-starting, semi-starting, chat tell Ron, semi-starting, semi-semi-semi, tell Ron, semi-semi, is that cocaine, or is that semi-semi, tell Ron, semi-semi.
Get out of close game.
Chat, chat around.
Semmy, semmy.
We're going.
We're going.
You see inside the woods?
Yeah, it's not far.
What's that?
Right there.
Okay.
This thing is semi-gone, boys.
Semi-gone.
Oh, it's me.
I
Rondale, what's up Russia? We were working your ice on so semi-star bro. You ready man
Yeah, we're just in a quick session. We're just working on your opponents are silky
Sina and Joe. They should be a really fair game. Okay. Bye, bro. All right. All right. I'll see you tomorrow. We'll play later
Tomorrow, what do you mean tomorrow?
We'll just play later. It's okay. We gotta play right now. You're playing right now
Hi, Robby's
Wait, what do you mean?
Is that gonna make rocket hear me?
Rocket hear me
I'm ready to play boys
I'm ready chat. Wait, am I muted?
You're ready. Yeah, check. Yeah, I'm ready. Yeah, check out my drawing. I've always look at my stream
How about my drawing bro? Let me see it. You like it?
Yeah, I pulled it up. Oh shit a zebra
Okay
Is that Lacey on the right? There you go. All right. See Marlin. Yep
And you bro, yours is pretty accurate
Is that a giraffe on the left side what is that?
Yo, Gc keeps up yelling we're trying to play
W hive mind all right chat wait was where's more lawn and lacy's so we get them
Go to more than a lazy chat and say Ron just died quickly don't do that. Quickly. It'll make them pack it undefined. Okay. All right. All right, guys, semifinals run. You ready, bro? You ready? I was born ready. I think semis is going to be fair. I'm sitting here and looking at the teams. I think all these games are going to be close. All right. I really do. I really believe that.
believe that. Wait they're saying I died. Did I die?
Hey Chad, Chad, drop a five gift if I died. Ron I'm gonna go pee, I kinda love you Ron.
You pee every 15 minutes just admit that you do drugs when you go off camera. Please.
Did he just let out a fucking fart?
Guys tell Marlon and Lacy to undefin before Ron dies.
Quick.
I'll change my game to rainbow 60s before I get mad.
Yeah, I'm about to invite you Ron.
Boom.
Invited.
Oh my god, wait.
A nice five gift it.
Not about shout boys.
Not about shout at all.
Take it with a five gift it boys.
Can I get a W boys?
What's up boys?
All right, how do I join, hi guys?
Yep.
Notifications, you guys send me another one, why not?
Um, do you not have it?
Yeah, I'll send you another one.
Oh my god, 50 fucking burgers?
What the fuck?
Can I get a W50 burgers in the chat and give him strokes immediately chat, please?
Give him strokes that he's never felt before.
Holy shit, 50 burgers?
For fucking what?
I'd like to sit here and just do nothing.
Thank you, bro.
Give him strokes of Thor, chat.
Big strokes, I wanna see him come.
Come on, hurry up.
Thank you so much for the 50 fucking gifted, man.
Can we get 100 gifted to double it, boys?
Okay.
He said win it.
All right, bet, I'm gonna win it.
Let's do this thing.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Thank you for the 50 burgers.
Yo, chat, someone tell him more long and lacy to go.
Come on.
Oh my God, do I gotta scream?
Marley, Racy!
Quickly!
We're gonna miss Q!
Hurry!
I'm deaf!
Did someone please give me a sub?
Yeah, bro.
Someone in the chat gave 2,000 subs right now.
There's only 2,000 real viewers in here,
Perfect I didn't even get invited
Boys can hear me on now
That is do anything here or not really holy shit boys. Let's go to W in the chat boys
You're a boss have a Kecoa. Hey, I'm not a lot of windows. Oh fucking thing. Okay. It's actually game time
All right, it's almost get down. So apparently we're going against
Ah, sinner.
Are we ready?
Yes.
Are we ready?
Yes.
Everybody!
Everybody.
Yeah.
Rock your body.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everybody.
Oh, this one.
This one.
This one.
This one.
Re-run it from the back.
Fuck me.
Good.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's time to fucking lock in I ruined you ruined it like everything. Okay
Yo, James, you maybe stop fucking singing let's get to the fucking game
You're not in the game, what do you want me to do jerk off join? I know you have an invite you lazy
No, you need an invite. We need an invite bro. Y'all have to tell me have I said it about you my mind
I
I'm back. Oh, yeah, I'm inviting them bad news. I got bad news
Silk is gotta go in 30 minutes
You said you got to go in 30 minutes.
Yes.
Where do you got to go?
So the person that is allowing me to use their setup,
they're all leaving the house.
So they can just leave me inside the house, if I'm saying.
What?
Did I not explain it correctly?
So you're in a house and you have to end your stream
because people are going to leave the house.
Yeah, so in 30 minutes, so if we run this game,
run the next game and then run the last game.
Yes.
I mean, all best of one.
Maybe you have to stay an hour.
I mean, Matt, is that cool, dude?
Hour, hour?
No, it's just not my house.
I can't.
I can't just tell them, you know, a game.
I had to stay for the past.
Run this game.
If y'all win, Joe, we'll get y'all's up, all right?
If y'all win.
OK.
Guys, I'm not going to lie.
I may be compromised.
I have Jason, Yugi, and Archie behind me.
Oh.
I'm sorry. This is why it
is edible. They they flowers for
women's day. Wow. That's very
wholesome and very sweet. Okay,
did you get scent of flowers or
yeah, what did you do? What did
you do? Does anything for
I
Get to 100 get to 100 or your canceled
And I really did forget wow, I'm sorry. I can send you my information. So you need to send flowers
So I'll do it a momentary
Jixi, what's your favorite type of flower?
Danter line dandy line
We say that again
I
When I'll switch up on give me a second but says you already have an
Dino line is a weed my favorite flower. Thank you for asking
it is
potentially a Lily
be also a tulip of sorts.
Very nice.
My, well, yeah, yeah, no, no, I love it.
These lilies is very nice.
Joe, am I ever going to meet you, bro?
Like, when am I going to meet you, Joe?
I don't know.
I'm down to meet you, man.
Joe, when am I going to meet Joe?
Chad, I want to meet Joe.
Guys, say you want to meet me.
Oh, yeah, that's fine.
I'll just kill myself.
Me and Jessie are going to do ketamine together on stream.
Everybody get ready.
Chad, what does it mean, Joe?
I did a stream where we actually got geeked.
Like that would be cinema, right?
But Jinx, you don't get geeked though.
I don't get geeked.
I would get geeked with Joe.
I would get geeked with Joe.
Chad, is that not a great idea?
Joe, can we do this 2026, bro?
I'll go to you, man.
Yeah, for sure.
So fun.
Oh my god.
Joe, that would be so fun.
OK, let me not waste any more time.
Joe, I'll text you, all right?
Yeah, we'll get it, all right.
Okay, guys, ready to start, ready to start, ready to start?
Everybody go.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
All right.
Oh, wait a minute.
Opposing team, are you ready?
Are you- Fighters!
Are you ready?
Good luck.
All right, so ready.
This is gonna be fair now.
You guys aren't playing level 200s, all right?
You guys should actually have fun.
Okay.
All right, bro.
Listen, the Marlin, this is what I need you to do.
I need you to take your gun,
put it to your fucking head, and die, okay?
What the fuck?
There's no chance.
There's no chance.
Wait y'all said 420, 420, isn't that, wait but that's, that's two days after the
side man charity match, that might not even be possible because England is like an
eight hour flight, bro. Imagine a stream where me and Joe get high together, holy
cinema. Chad is not at least, I got invited to the charity match today.
Sad bro, they've been ace. Oh, it's fine. I could play duke about honey
Yeah, I'm letting you know right now any of us died a fucking sinner it's an instant boot off the team
Big 20 gifted Boba pussy. Can I get a wife? I mean be boom Boba. Can I buy a woman?
what the fuck you just a long long man long long I lost this thing out on
fortnight no boba boba keep talking like that I'm gonna spank your butts tonight
for national women's day holy fuck how hard like that
I'm gonna gift my girlfriend some stuff today boys
This if you give it fuck you bro, I'm here fuck you a fuck-ass relation
I don't know fuck this game all right fuck your relationship with that
And you would have 50 brav on Adam and fuck him I
Lock in boys
Lace it's from my drone takeaway Joe Marks inna and Stokey
This one I kind of want to be a little pushy
Gonna get a pushy. They got cap can cap cans. I repeat cap cans. I
Don't even think I don't even think you know I hear shots and shots. That's me. That's me. That's me
I don't get lucky boys. Oh, it's over here. I don't lock it in boys boys boys
Next time it's gotta be CS no questions. I said no questions. I
Don't have a fucking relationship this is motherfuckers fuck. Hey watch out. I'm not the bro. I have nobody bro
fuck I'm going to have to say it
sit down Joe Borofoji
easy, easy, easy
Ron kills Joe
locked
I have a free kill if they walk
we have a lot of time boys
where is Marlon going on the map
where is Marlon going on the map
I'm a spotter by scan, I'm a spotter by scan
why are you spottering down stairs
your bro is cameras bro
you're from your original
Fuck in bro. Why are you aiming at a wall bro?
There's a fucking hole in it bro. I'm gonna act like there's cell phones. Here we go. JP's calling.
Jax, I want smartlin. I have to watch smartlin.
JP called us. JP called him. JP called him.
Yo, what's your first kill?
What's your first kill, boys? Here we go.
Oh no, I didn't mean that.
Oh my god, why is Marlon down stairs?
Marlon go upstairs!
They're gonna lose us off time.
Marlon go off!
I don't know what it means.
This dude is a lost cop.
Oh, it's a camera, bro.
Yeah, Marlon.
Marlon and Rekai should one team up.
They would just, the defenders would win at a time.
Last one is to be attacked one at a time.
It's ours but literally run out of time
Sinna in a 1d3 if Sinna
Let me have it let me have it get it go go go go go let me have it I'm having a moment
Let me have it where we have where we have where we have where we have where we have what is Marlon?
How does Marlon die?
Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. She almost won. Yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, so my ship, bro
Fucking so much shit. Oh
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry almost a clutch almost a 1v3 not bad. Yeah, okay
Yeah
Wait, no, we're banning a defender now. What's ban?
Can I gotta meet Joe dude? I gotta meet Joe maybe 420 maybe 420 street. I gotta meet him
God that'd be peak
That'd be so peak about I never did he's so I did geek with Joe. Oh my god
Oh, you just banning your shit?
Yeah, I'm just gonna ban everybody I play.
I actually don't know a good entrance here.
Maybe Valady?
Or, or, okay, let's see if that's it.
I just think that'd be ten of a kind.
I'm playing agro, I know.
I think that'd be ten of a kind.
I played two aggressive there, dude.
I just wanted to push him.
I should have just fucking helped.
Just getting the D2 channel.
But I just got doped to eat.
I thought he already knew where I was.
So I was like, oh, I'm just fine.
Yeah, I'm gonna play doped to be right now
and see.
Bro, Jack, I mean, I don't know.
I did kill two I think yeah, no you almost clutch. Oh
Fuck if I had to predict I think Lacey Rom women's but if Joe if he heats up like he did against dad
G and James. I think they could win real
Our shields better though
I'm just gonna use your ability on the wall to blow it up with mine.
How many beer bottles? It's not beer!
It's not beer! It's San Pararino!
San Pararino!
I can't even get up there. I don't even know where the fuck the stairs are.
Fuck, dude.
San Pararino!
All right, I gotta mute.
Yeah, this tournament went pretty well.
Well, who does flasks?
What the fuck?
Do not attempt to board the etiquette there.
Yeah, brother son out to Sophie's drink right now. We gotta go over here. All right, now we're listening to team Joe
I'll put all the can
Chat should we do cases after the tournament guess or no?
You should have kept the old map. We can't really change chat cases tonight. It's kind of it's random, right?
Kind of on a red case. Yeah, this is all random
Are they're scanning me
Where the fuck is the camera
I don't know tonight. We do cases tonight. It could be our first ever goal
No, it has to be on the map
Our Mike ever a pal in oh Jesus side-balk here
Sinna wait sinna. Hold up. They're breaking this wall. They're breaking this wall right here
Sinna kind of actually kind of knows what she's doing a little bit definitely better awareness than
Probably half the tournament
Sinna sort of knows what she's doing
I said I'm gonna walk up here. I think Lacey hears her though
Joe gets a kill what I mean what you get a double kill right right here on Joe
Not you god Joe so fucking down. I'm telling him everything
I'm calling them right now. I'm calling them bro. This scene might make finals Joe and seven. He's dead
Everything three V1 scenario who's left chat?
imagine there was one that hit this wall wait you guys said a second go to
reaction time bro you scared the fuck out of me lacy and a lot of fun to scare
you I don't know I look at you I start lurking start lurking don't go to
play outside I might be getting lacy in a 1v3 can he do it
I am so lacy in a 1v3 lacy one of the players I'm most impressed like this
You actually play this for sure for sure one of the most plays I'm impressed with your father if you see those jokes
Can be big for an icy
Joe's so good
Oh that's my fault
Joe's so good
My soul more than I actually see
What?
Joe is nice
Joe you're so sexy and handsome
Oh my god
Joe!
Joe!
Oh my god
This is an ace oh my god
Joe the triple kill
Joe holy fuck that was crazy
What are we bidding?
I
For what bro
Guys, I'm telling you Joe is a problem on that team y'all kill not Marlon was sitting right behind me
Well, I was on camps and I live behind me fuck you
Because I said cuz I saw because I saw one of them entered the building so I thought you were the fucking enemy
Buddy, it's okay. You guys are still in this game, bro. It's time. Wonderful. I'm tired one one
I think if y'all could keep Joe under control. I think y'all win. I think y'all win
Silky hasn't done shit.
Yeah, I forgot.
I forgot.
I forgot Silky was playing.
Marlon.
Okay, I'm not trolling Marlon.
Double take this the wrong way.
Marlon, have you gotten a kill?
No, he has not.
Not even got one.
No, he has not.
I don't even think he's shot his gun yet.
No, he ran.
Zero accountability.
I've said five times that's my fault.
You fucking idiots in this chat.
Wait, wait, wait.
Marlon, Marlon.
You have not shot your gun today?
No, he screams Kyrie and ran into the fucking building and died.
I'm gonna roll a two fucking kill.
the fuck up maybe Martin have you or have you not shot I need to locate oh he's
shot his gun at nothing my gun yes I'm gonna show my gun yes
well it's wish to a shield right now I still don't know five hours later how to
fucking handle a shield right now they're over there I got to be good
Get up now. Get up.
Oh, oh, oh!
They know Shroud?
Yeah, now do the thing, Lacey.
Say it's Shrolling.
I was trying to look for Shrolling.
I forgot about it.
You don't say a word nice.
Way to be a victim, holy shit.
I took accountability.
Yo, yo, Chad!
Be honest, is Ron Selly?
I literally said story instantly.
Our teammates running in right now
Right now with the bomb, bro
Sin is actually dog shit. Oh my god, I'm gonna bait her. I'm gonna bait her. I'm gonna bait her. So she's
Oh
They see I'm gonna try to kill center here, okay
Okay, I picked up bomb I've seen her
Yeah, and I was gonna peak but I pressed the wrong buttons. I'll pull down something
Like a poison
one's right through this hole sin is like doing time hold on hold on I know
okay I'm gonna actually get any drones or no one's right to my left one I get
flashed in there I'm gonna flash in here
I can't move got him I got you I'm gonna play I'm gonna play behind the bomb
Okay
There's no one behind me you can shoot through enough
What flash him
Rodger still so just just chill just just play back. It's still key. It's okay back. Well. He can't refuse. I'm not getting it's okay
It's
way. Bro, Joe and Sina doing good. Look at us. Come on guys, trust me, please. Let him
kill me if anything. Thank you. See, we had a cross angle, bro. See? Come on, bro. We
had a cross angle. Marlon, may I bequeath you some advice? Yes, sir. Marlon, so in
the sequence of 22 seconds, you ran into the site, spun in a circle, ran out of the
Yeah, I know this runs in back into the site and died to say
Marlin, which we do lines. We do lines. They're trying to say
Here's what I want you to focus on Marlin. Fuck him. Marlin. I'm gonna tell you exactly to do you're gonna run in with the shield, okay?
Marlin look at the
Marlin look for the character that says
Yeah, she's a good character, you know.
Oh, God, it's so hard.
Checking on Team Joe.
Team Joe here, maybe.
Guys, we can do it. I believe in us.
Striker?
Yeah, I mean, whatever you're confident in,
we just gotta get kills.
I don't know.
They're about to run shields, yeah.
They're just gonna fucking sit in a corner with like 200 health.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
Sin is doing good, bro.
Sin is not doing bad.
It's kind of a silkie.
Oh, the slow walk and Q needs a lean.
Silkie's sort of south, bro.
Fuck, they're a good-ass team, bro.
They are a good team, but they have Rod and Lacy.
They have Rod and Lacy.
They're going to be upstairs again.
But they're not like level 200.
Like Lacy's level four.
Like, this is like two of us.
No, I can't make it.
I'm trying.
Dude, I'm telling you, if five of us is this team,
first excuse to use also good just because it acts as good
so you're like is that a camera i'm gonna weigh 94 thousand i don't know where the
cameras are on here i don't know anymore i think we might have 100k this month
which is literally insane i see one i do not deserve um
a thousand subs i love y'all bro chatting with me thank you everybody
sounds bro i appreciate y'all man
wc the chap bro i don't think we hit 100k and like i didn't like the
I'm coming. I'm coming to you.
Love y'all bro. Thank you.
That is insane. Like I never thought.
Are you going in through there, Joe?
Yeah. Do you want me to use my phone to see them?
No, not yet.
Okay.
All right. Joe gonna breach.
Hey, they're kidding.
I'm gonna.
Nice. You got more health? More health?
I'm gonna I'm gonna drown
Yeah, I forgot 420 stream with Joe is possible because bro. I'll be flying back from England one on pain
I'll rest and then 420 we can stream together like in person
Desktop
All right, we're gonna have to enter
Do you want me you don't want me to call them yet?
For us I can smoke it for us
if you're confident that yes there's one on ping over there too
wait where does one go oh shit one's on me right here okay I'm not hitting in
Oh my god. Oh shit. What there?
Come here.
Ron with a flink. But Ron dies.
Joe! Joe is so good. Joe is so fucking good.
Oh my god.
Where's last?
Ron's gotta be pissed.
Oh god, leave me alone.
Leave me in there in that room.
That was a good movie too.
One of them got revived, Lacey, but they're 1HP.
I think Lacy could win cuz they're all low.
Well, no, only one of them is low.
I think Lacy could win this though.
One try for Big Le.
Or Lil Le, Lil Le.
Bro, man, you need to stop running around.
Bro.
Bro.
Run right there, Lacy.
Bro, this actually, these the games we want.
Close games.
Telling you I cooked, bro.
I didn't go panic though.
This is actually fair.
But now they know we're-
Lacy.
I like this kid
Lacey?
I see one!
One of them is one shot, that's not happening
Lacey!
They smacked you in the eye!
It's only ten seconds!
Lacey, I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
Oh my god, I'm back!
Oh my god, I'm back!
Lacey, keep fighting!
It's still not good!
You're not fucking good!
Oh, fucking god!
Ah, fuck that!
Fuck that!
No!
Ah, no!
Let's go!
Lacey, all bullshit aside, you are...
Lacey, I'm very impressed with you dude.
Level 4, brother.
Let's go!
Very impressed, bro.
That's the game.
I could see it. I could see it. Nice. Wow. That's my type of shit. That's my type of shit right there
Martin, what did you just say?
Yo, jink, jink, don't worry about it.
Bro, Marlin, dude, I don't even know.
I was, bro. What is it? What is it?
Okay, Marlin, Marlin, we're gonna send you in. This time we're gonna send you in, okay?
I'm gonna tell you exactly, I'm gonna tell you exactly what to do. You ready?
Alright, perfect.
Martin, I think they're just using you as a UAV, dude.
No, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, don't click anything.
Marlin, click, click, ease vehicle entrance.
Listen, listen! Look for player name Blitz. Do you see it? It's a yellow icon.
Or Montaigne, Montaigne. On the top right, top right, top right. Choose the top right.
I think he's locked. Here's the thing, I don't want to tell like Taran.
I think if Marlin uses the shield he's going to do worse because he's just going to turn his back to everyone and die.
You don't have that base unlocked?
No, I have fucking Iyana.
Bro, I'm not coaching Taran.
What are you talking about?
I'm muted. I'm not coaching.
I'm about to play it.
Joe just clutched up and they still sold man. That's why it's not good enough to play before the door.
I'm gonna step up the gifted ghost to Lacey. I have 7 on 7 on 7 on 7 on 7 on 7.
I have 7 on 7 on 7 on 7.
Yes!
I'm 7 on 7 on 7 on 7.
1k gifted coming soon?
From who?
From me bro, I got you.
Yeah, new players being on the show is not really always smart.
Attackers need to low-key.
Cause they just expose their feet and their back.
Wait, more than you fused? More than you fused?
percentage doing fine it's like oh and three lead I'm okay and modeler just
kind of canceling each other out right now but it's sort of just a TV tell us
when this game's I didn't give him a chance but Joe almost like time that's
one kill here we go to stick I know that's all the fucking W brown all
chance to be insane I'm not gonna lie with Joe should have been instead of
being the first person to push in the best player on steam Joe should have
been the last guy he should have been in I'm not gonna lie Joe is too
Valuable to be the first guy when they put my follow instructions, you need to be good teammate
Thank you, Marlin they upstairs or no
Well, someone barricaded upstairs if they shoot wrong I shoot them right here. Thank you, bro. Okay. What's right here?
Six going in
Yeah, I'm gonna throw another drone. Just stay here. Yeah, I'm watching
Hey, no one's in this room listen, this is the room if you okay, what is instantly to the right right here?
Lacey instantly to the right on bomb
They're gonna be they're gonna swing. They're gonna swing. They're gonna swing right watch. She's stuck. Whatever it is
Right here
Oh
For what's the flash but they see got the flash
He just shot me for the how does Marla just
They see do you have a way to go?
I think
You have a lazy lazy look at this lazy look at this wall ready look look look just watch
Joe and Senna burst Lacey and run
Ron kill Senna Joe the goat is still alive daddy Joe daddy Joe is still alive
My glorious King Joe bar is still alive
play with your own but I'm a knife him he's ready to raise our left
when the fucking final baby nice boys let's fucking go for thank you bro wait
Marlin with zero kills and two games.
No, four games he played.
Y'all played like four games.
Congratulations.
Fucking gold, baby.
Y'all in about 15 minutes in the finals, man.
Go on.
Let's go!
Yo, guys, where's Loose?
Wait, is Loose?
Why is Loose not in the Discord server?
Did Loose get it off?
Shadow Matt Roland?
Why is Loose?
Yo, how's that supposed to go?
He's close, not here.
Um, he is not here.
Call him.
Oh, guys, GG.
He's low streaming.
Nope.
Loose got off.
He hasn't been streaming.
OK.
Open a gold while we wait.
Chat later after, after, after, after.
You see one case.
Oh, that hurt.
He's making omelettes.
He said.
Making omelettes.
You're calm.
Lo said.
How long ago was that?
Omelettes, it's 10 p.m.
What a psycho.
Three minutes.
49.
45 minutes ago.
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
He went to AutoZone to get a burger.
Yo, Loose, what's up, dude?
Yo, what's good, dude?
Loose, you're in the semifinals of a tournament.
Why am I being told you're eating omelets?
First of all, that was an hour and a fucking half ago.
That hell kind of tournament is this, bro?
I've been sitting here for five fucking hours.
We've played for 10 minutes.
You're ready.
Four minutes each.
You're ready right now.
Los, you're in your game.
You're in semifinals.
If you win, it goes right into finals.
All right, bro, come in.
All right, Los.
Head into the server.
Guys, Los is on his way.
He's on his way.
Or what?
What, what, what, what?
Yeah, what's right?
Ray is deaf and we got a street.
Let's check on Ray check on Ray
Not here Ray is streaming. Oh, he's playing speech. He's actually warming up holy block there. Oh, oh, yeah
Is it a game?
the heck
Tell me opening cases. Yo, yo, yo, yo Ray you ready?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yo, where's no
He's coming. He's coming. He's I literally just got off the phone with him. He's uh, he's sprinting over to a set
No, I don't know what I'm doing. He's fucking eating, bro. I don't even know
No, go, tell that fat fucker
Tell that fat fucker. Yo, yo, what's with the X?
Yo, yo, yo, what you got in your mouth?
Yo, what you got in your mouth, X?
The fuck are y'all even saying? What are y'all saying?
I
Ex you know the sleeper build clip the XQC sleeper build clip
Yeah, have your arms like have you been working out since then X?
Yeah, you have like actually swear to God
I
Bro, look at his face it does not go outside. He don't go to the gym. Don't touch grass. They don't do no lab
Oh, holy
As you can tell wait, that's I'm looking for the gym huge now. I know
I'm proud of you. Good shit acts
What is like your favorite workout for the gym acts?
The wait you're doing the wait so
Yeah, I know the way like what like um, how do I say this like what a workout is your favorite with the weights
Lipping them what I know I yeah, I know there's different techniques
Do you like bicep curls tricep extensions deadlifts what like bench press?
That
Yeah
It's not just what I thought yeah, of course, man because I went to his chat and someone said events press
One like a half for each side of yellow and the bar does not
Know yeah, I couldn't I couldn't get back in the discord
Look something like pounding omelettes inside of Johnny
I
Like the thought of me pounding on one so you can pound an omelet
No, like someone said you're not
So you he was breathing am I joining this new this night in Barbie has joining us. Yes. Yes
They said you were like destroying food
And by me and by me but I got it
Listen, I'm not gonna lie bro. I made a bet with my buddy. I'm gonna draw so that uh, I
I have to lose 45 pounds by next February and what happens you don't yeah
Yeah, what I was doing I think I say 200 K or so would you thousand I gotta give
100,000 to the chat okay so you have blocks you have to lose 45 pounds by
just pay them now to lose I'm gonna be honest
no no 45 pounds by February bro who do you think yes that's 11 months well yeah
That's like four pounds a month. What do you think you're David Goggins? I think I'm a lose like maybe 15 the first month
Yeah, of what like what?
Also, I'm gonna say this too. This is no Zempik or that does not not bad
Yeah, I know like legit bro. Those all you have to do to lose 45. No, be honest. What's your height and weight?
Yeah, I'm gonna be my black ice
What's your head weight those dynamics? What?
I'm not revealing my weight
No matter what I say it's gonna become a joke so it doesn't matter what my actual number is
But I am I am like five I am like five ten
All right, so you're five ten. Let's call it a lot of jakesy jakesy. It's a lot of jakes xc switch teams
Yo, I've seen you play basketball like back of the two hype days
I don't think you're five ten. I think you're like five six. Oh, remember me. Remember me
I'm my actual number when you get measured at the doctors is 69 a half inches
What
Nine and a half inches is that's me with no shoes on loose. Let me say this bro
What looks your axe? Okay?
I know you're lying about 5-10 after that whole shit.
Los, you're probably gunned to my head if I had to guess.
I think you're 5'8", like, 2...
40.
No, wait, wait, wait.
First of all, first of all, hold on.
I'm gonna fight you, bro.
All right.
Los, man.
Los, I'm trying to help you.
I'm trying to help you.
You're saying facts, Los.
You're saying facts.
Wait, wait, how much you wait, bro?
I would want to be okay 120 bro like a fucking pencil
120 maybe so
You gotta get your weight up bro
No, you're not leaving you got a fucking punching bag bro
What what the hell wait wait wait you got a punching bag bro like that your bill is a punching bag bill, bro
No, I wouldn't say punching back. I would say like, you know those beanies that you could like jump in
Oh, no, you have no eyebrows! Fucking shit! You take the wild side!
Oh, no. Wait, wait. I'm not even talking shit.
Moose, I need to figure out your...
Dude, should I look like a beanie bag? Fuck you when you're at fucking shit!
Should I look like a fucking beanie bag?
I didn't mean to say beanie bag. I meant to say bean bag.
But Moose, listen.
You're gonna bundles.
Moose, you're not gonna...
Fuck others!
All you need to do is lose 11 pounds a month and you can win. I own that what I'm gonna do
All I want you to do is just jog every day two miles. I'm gonna wait. You'll be sweet
I think she's a trainer buddy. I listen. Listen. Listen. I could lift more than you
Okay, and I could beat you in basketball, bro and not effect possibly rate, too, but he's a little try
Yo, yo, I'll bear money. I'll pay five banks. You know, you know, you know, okay
It's not a bench.
Yo, what's up, man?
Hey, hey, hey.
You would beat Los.
You would beat me in basketball, but for the first five
seconds, and then you would just get winded.
Los, I would just run circles around.
Jinxie, Jinxie, I've seen you shoot a ball.
You're almost, almost as bad as XKD.
Almost.
Weird.
Weird.
No.
Why not?
I think I should have left it there.
No, good luck.
Jinxie, Jinxie.
I'm just fiving it.
Is Squish unlocked?
Is Squish unlocked?
I
Where's the lion skin in the fucking bundles oh my god
Me low still
I would have won one loose in basketball did oh my god. Oh my god. That would be so fun
I think Lyon is good because they can get one of the bad players to just scan.
Yeah, because I think that's what Chris is doing.
That's what Lyon played Lyon.
Yeah, oh yeah, Marlin was Lyon and they kept scanning.
Like he kept scanning. That's like all he was doing.
Alright chat now. Squishy is on the mouse.
So Squishy is going to be unlocked here.
XQC is unlocked. It's game time boys.
Semis, winner advances in the finals to play Ron, Lacey and Marlin.
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Good, I'm gonna beat that area, dude.
He's got chill.
Bro, I don't think you should be shopping at all,
they're about to play.
Yeah, low-key, I'm gonna go for a spawn peak.
I think the play is to find X and just get free kills.
Like, if we find that, like, in their match against 8 and 8,
like the other guys are saying,
like, all of them are just following X like a hawk.
So, like, if we use the cameras,
so, where's A-Zah?
So, this is done by...
That's Snake, you sure?
I knew my TTS. I'm not
So what about it?
Meet the other team. Meet the other team.
Let's go.
Oh, thanks, though.
Let's go.
Meet Lowe's, dude.
I'll say second floor.
I have to meet Lowe's before I die.
I got to meet Joe.
I'm going second.
I'm going second.
I can check basins.
Where you want me to go?
Pick up.
Go, go, go. No more. No more. No more. No more.
No more. All right.
Jack, like I genuinely, you guys would tear up all the restaurants.
Yeah.
Yo bro, I genuinely think Lose is like the funniest like I already said this bro, but Lose is like my favorite streamer to watch
I'm not kidding. I think Lose is like the funniest human ever. Oh shit. Okay, let's watch Lose. I wanna watch Lose
I wanna watch Lose. Lose on Thermite. Please tell me he has that God forsaken shotgun. Ahm
Please tell me he has that God forsaken shotgun. He switched. Thank God. Thank God he switched. Yeah, let's watch Lose. Let's just watch Lose
Let's just watch this.
Everything is food with you, huh?
Why is he scoping in?
Okay, you said three yellow pickles for five.
I'm not scoping in.
Why is he scoping in?
I have nothing.
He's gonna jump in and out of your anger.
Oh, if I...
Obrius clean it.
You're good to...
You're good to freak over here.
I'm at...
I ping on three.
Ping on three.
You're gonna...
You're gonna walk there.
Oh, shit.
They destroyed my game.
Budge, yep.
I'm cooked.
I'm on...
I'm on the roof.
I'm on the roof.
I'm on the roof.
um yeah I can't watch give me a minute give me a minute give me a minute I'm
actually gonna cry I've been watching this bro what is he doing what he just
bro he's just completely glueless I don't even know what to say
I'm going yo ex you want me going I know I have not yet on then you might be
okay I'm waiting yeah you can go if you want him hey I am trolling around
I got a gun I got a gun I'm all the way up I'm up all the way
I
Some
I didn't see them I don't think I gotta go into HP bro. I'm actually losing brains out by the second
You know
Shoot the camera shoot the camera X
We know upstairs or downstairs?
Upstairs, upstairs, upstairs.
I've got a thing for you.
I've got a thing for you.
I'd like to have it.
I'd like to have it.
Shoot the camera X.
Where?
Over there, yeah.
They watched me.
What?
Think they're on the road.
They're in the room.
You got 20 seconds.
Oh
Sorry, bro
I should be using it here. I don't know how to use that was awful. I have no idea
I
Say anything you want. Yeah, JC you close you want it around for three minutes and said I think they're on the rough
Then shot a bullseye most what the fuck are you even doing now? What are you doing? First of all, fuck
That's not
I'm not gonna second-floor to the arm-sack.
Should I use controller or no?
What do you mean, nice?
No.
What?
Do you even use what I mean with a mouse?
Oh my god.
Well, I'm using like, okay, okay, alright, whatever.
I'm using a switch controller.
Also, wait, what?
Wait, what?
Los, also, what do you mean, how?
The rough dude.
Roof, roof.
Okay, okay.
Did you watch it?
Do you have the players?
How do they do the cat-cam?
Oh no.
You put it you crouch at the door
Yes, one on each side to link it together. Yes. Yep. Yep. Okay
We have to win this one, bro. I know we do it. We absolutely need this one. I remember the
Just tell me which door just just point at the door. I'll do um
do this over here
Guys remember the finals is gonna be right after this game. So we need it's right into it
and
And the winners get a hundred bands?
Who said- what's this rumor floating around?
No, but I'm gifting stuff to the winners.
I'm gifting stuff.
A hundred bands for the subs?
No, no one said that, Tub!
Sorry, not Tub.
Slow, sorry, not Tub.
Hold on, hold on, not here, not here, not here.
Dude, I love Loz, dude.
I don't know, I just love him, but I don't know.
He's like a teddy bear.
The amount of ads is too funny. I mean
Audition became
No, it's not I'm gonna see if I'm gonna be case to jinx. She's running ads every 40 seconds, bro
We need a rotate hole
Good captain is for most good captain. I'm not drunk chat. I do I just think he's hilarious
I
Mean thank you
No, I can't do it give me one more round of watching those one more round
Squishy has a camera on those
Hey, what's happening?
He's low speaking with a shotgun.
Yo, what is that? What is that? Smoke!
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
I think you have to be on him.
Why is he just aimlessly firing into the smoke?
Here!
Oh shit, oh shit, god!
Oh, oh, oh.
How did he get that?
Wait, they hacked the board and killed Ray.
Holy shi-
NO! PICK ME UP!
Right, chill, chill!
I can't breathe, what?
Oh, did you-
I think I'm weird.
Did he just turn his back to the window?
XQC 1v3, no way, right?
I don't even know where you died at, bro!
Hey, XQC-
What the fuck is that?
What's the 1v3? I'll be damned, please.
They had-
They had XQC drone chat?
X kind of he got close to us bro XQC 1v3 XQC 1v3
dude dude is it these guys know what they're doing bro bro I'm not gonna
complain but these are the things that he played this game before a lot like this
This is crazy. This is GG.
They got crazy skins. Look at this.
They don't have any spots.
Like they know everything.
That's crazy.
Chat said, I put squishy on older.
Who are we banning?
Got to win this game.
Miazba's a shit.
I'm going to play it, but I don't play it.
I just play a line here.
They have my chat.
Jinxing coach this game, bro.
All right, Los, I got you.
I'm gonna coach you.
I'm gonna coach you.
I'm gonna coach you.
Cause right now, Los, right now, bro.
You're like a-
Shut up, Asher.
Los, you're like a deer in headlights.
Okay?
You're like a deer heading into a semi truck, Los.
It's that lion.
Like these are the ones that you know.
Like, come on, bro.
So those-
All they play against you,
you know, they pro.
Los, last round.
I'm not a play-ass, I'm not a play-ass.
Los, last round, there was a smoke grenade
and you just aimlessly fired at it for 10 minutes
and then turned your back to the window that you just saw them throw smoke at you.
The thing is I thought that that was a raised smoke and I was looking for a smoke.
Now G36 is better.
There are no smokes on defense.
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm going to coach you.
Just ask questions.
Ask questions.
Ask questions.
Ask questions.
Ask them a lot.
Los, I'm going to show you how to breach the wall, okay?
I'm going to show you how to breach the wall.
Okay, second floor second floor second floor you sure
Over here
Yeah, man, this is awful brother. They know the men are shit. This is insane. I mean, this is a bunch of shit
I'm gonna be honest. Well, this would ask my shit
I
Mean
That's yeah
All right, most career look see that door up top above the car shoot that down
Yeah. Okay, that's, yeah, drone it though. After you shoot it down, drone it and see if anyone's there.
Like fly my drone into it?
Yes, now drone. Wait, this is gonna be a mute channel.
Okay, there's probably somebody on that door because it got muted, alright?
Yeah, my screen is all blurry.
Yeah, it's...
The truth.
I
That's the way most shoot it down
Yes, now jumping jumping jumping jumping jumping now see this wall to your left the wooden wall blow it up
Right bumper right bumper. No the wall
Loose right bumper now go up to the wall now blow this up walls in this game. Yes. All right now blow it up
Blow it up
Okay, blow it up. No, don't jump out. Stay where you are stay where you are most blow this up and then raise
Throw it really ready throw it
Now who's my drum? Oh shit. It is so much wrong. I'm gonna move right you guys are gonna have to push this right X
You're open. You're like I glitched. I like it. I like it. Whoa
There's a bloody
Look
I gotta get X I gotta get X
No, Loose fuck it
I have to what do you mean no?
No, you don't have time
Loose you don't have time
You don't have time to play with me
I don't have time
Loose don't fuck
Look at me
I'm getting you out of trouble give a fuck
Fuck you JX
Fuck
No
Fuck you
She's not the fuck
Yo, I'm a coach. I'm not a miracle worker. I actually know
Around resetting that's a buggy. You can see my stand. They bugged. That's bullshit. All right
Yo, can we run that back? He bugged, bro. He bugged.
He did not do that.
I said I said I said it on time the resident why'd you run into an abyss?
What are you doing?
Yo, Gigi, Gigi, why do you pick the most doppelganger games?
You guys, you have my you have my word next turn it's on CS swear to God
Square to God. Next turn it up to the edge.
You're making a sound like that, so cool!
Loose game. Where did you get the game last time?
That was the game last time.
Where? Where do you want me to do it?
Eating tournament? Who do you want me to do it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where did you get the game last time, yo?
Jigsig, get the fuck out of the cums!
Get the fuck out of the cums!
Get the fuck out of the cums!
Sometimes I just let my drum die and then use it again.
You know what's good, Jigsig?
I think I should pick it up at the start.
Let's go.
I leave one at spawn.
Yeah, so what just happened?
I always try reusing the same drone, but I can't.
I keep forgetting.
I got to go back to the skull.
I got to go back.
I was going to go back.
So fucking kind of did you shoot me?
Hey, sorry for running.
I'm going to be up.
I don't know what is that.
Oh, there.
I'm about to faint.
I'm about to faint.
Yeah, they're getting 4-0.
I don't should be good, though.
they see a broader like competition
what is he doing? wait what is he doing?
is he smoking? what is he doing?
and out of the front
I don't know what it is
actually what do you want me to do bro?
I'm gonna just play the game
I'm gonna actually play the game
just use your fucking bombs then
Who are you playing?
Um, I think it auto selected somebody.
I see them, right?
One over there.
I'm not drunk, this is just, I can't stop watching loves.
Oh, you should look in, you should look in.
Let's try.
Yeah, let's try.
Okay.
I'm not going to last again.
They're coming in again.
Yeah, yeah, the lads are on the thermals.
I don't know what they are.
That is the worst thing I've ever seen.
Just tell me what you hear.
Oh man.
Oh my god.
That is the worst thing I've ever seen.
I hit on him.
Smokes.
Here. Kill the one.
Axe got killed.
That's big for the comeback.
That's done. Did you shoot?
Right in here.
Yeah. Yeah.
Why did he start a rampage?
Oh my god, why did he randomly shoot? That was the most practice thing I've ever seen in my life.
They're gonna beat me.
Okay. Axe is on demo.
Good name by axe. I don't get it, bro. I could that's own would it die when I shot it
Bro these guys
Either plug in my birthful of bullshit like I know what's going on here, man
Like, how much tech are they using this shit?
This is lame!
Loose.
Question.
Loose, why?
Two minutes into the round, did you just mindlessly throw two Pokeballs at the air, and then
spin in circles and almost shoot you in the eye?
You almost shot me in the eye.
And, you know what, Jinxie, go worry about your fucking high ground flow, bro.
We're making a 3-1 comeback right now, okay?
I can't. I got to do. Good luck y'all. I can't. I can't. This is the most I've ever
laughed in my life watching this game. I'm good. No matter. I've never seen. Yo, X, who
should I be? Ash. I'll pass. I'll pass again. Yo, he is miles worse than Marlon. I'm not
even sure. This is bad. You pick, um, maybe we give you a monty. Low key, maybe we
put you on Monday. Well they already picked it. They put me on ace. Now you can click
seven. Click seven and go to Montana. It's like a big blue shield. What the fuck is
seven? I have a controller, bro. What is seven?
I think Bob's being diffused by attackers.
What's the camera over here?
Los, if you want to change your operator, it's down on the D-pad. Down on the
Oh
What the fuck they have my shit they might be first rule I sit
Check I got to keep watching low-sprout checking
I'm literally about a fall out of my chair
No, I'm dropping the bomb next to you, bro
I'm going in
What I dropped the bonnet
Basement
basement I bet oh
Oh my god
Oh my choice gone
I'm gonna go there, I don't have to go to the basement.
Aw, this fucking diffuser, I got it, I got it, I got it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
Did you get the bomb?
Did you pick up the bomb?
Yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Then where is the basement?
Yeah, the basement is, uh...
Dude, I don't know, it's safe.
I thought he was gonna shoot Ray, I'm not gonna shoot him.
I'm not trolling, I'm not trolling. I thought he was gonna shoot right.
They were watching me from here, they know I'm that...
I bet.
So they said in the...
Is there other way to go in? Let me see.
Loose. Loose, by the way, your teammate said basement, so they're gonna be on the bottom floor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is there other way to go in? Let me see.
That's the top floor.
Move, go!
See anybody
Yo, how do I server? Yo, yo hive mind
Yeah, I actually think I actually close us like a fire bike I spoke to me
I'm the two uh... Rashbains.
I love them.
It's almost better if you just take some of it.
Yeah, I mean, this is lame, this is lame.
Oh, shit.
Squishy kill like CC.
What the fuck is that?
He's throw an A-Charge at Barbed Wire.
20 seconds.
Oh, I'm gonna die.
Those motherfuckers are you!
Those motherfuckers are you in the kitchen!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Of course we're in the kitchen, we're in the fucking ham store.
I need this
I mean this with the utmost perspective you're the worst rainbow six siege bear
Yeah
Low-key we just have a do-over because the other guys had to do over
I'm saying
The other guy I do over they replay the set. We should replace that most kitty hear me Los
That's all I'm saying. Yes. Yeah, bro. Let's take
Take your Xbox and just burn it
I
Burned my Xbox like you burned your eyebrows, bro. I'm not doing
Yeah
I
Was not in a kitchen dude
They are too nice bro. We cannot fucking a night. They play little pity's game. They sweat most
I'm gonna get it. You made a big deal. You made a big deal about these other guys up pros
Meanwhile, we're playing even a even better team of pros. They're not better, bro. Those guys are like level 10
Los I want to be clear level 10 those those show the max
Los there. Los you do that, right?
Los tactics. Los there. There are good gamers and then there are bad gamers and then there are
Atrocious gamers and then there's you you are somehow worse than everything
I can't see. Yeah. Yo. Yeah. Are you kidding?
You're the worst gamer ever. Actually it hurts my feelings man.
Yo you did fine. Los you did fine. Yo also that pledge that you try to come save me was heroic
It's easy you see movies only these guys yes, these are our teams. They're playing together. They're just fucking
Yeah, I'm just talking. Yo, you did well, bro
Listen, I still I'm still not a hundred percent sure that I mind is a real person
You know what man, I you know what uh, yeah, all right. All right, let's get up. Can we just scream at your setup or something? Like I don't even I'm leaving I'm leaving I'm leaving all right guys good
I'm spoiling a squishy team is gonna win the leg for a fight by a little shot. That's crazy. Yo, yo guys it's finals time
Y'all ready?
I've been ready bro. Jinxie is it best of three or just the same thing? That's the one that's the one
That's the one in the finals. I gotta open cases. I gotta open cases. What do you want?
Roll to one kill here we go. Come on. Let's get it. If you don't get one kill
I
Want to fucking nut in your face
Dude, I just want to like call those
Jin see yes, he just bet
He just bet 5k with Ray. I'm basketball
Yo look at how this guy just...
Los...
Los...
Run it, any one second bro.
Any one second Jesus.
If any one's done bro.
What do you want bro?
Los, could I meet you bro?
I just want to stream or something.
Bro, I just wanna...
What is up with all this wait right on bro?
Let me tell the chat this.
I was in Miami!
We had some people that saw me.
I was in Miami.
I was in Miami.
I was in Miami.
I was in Miami, and some people got sick.
I had court side tickets at the heat.
I called him.
You know how I call up?
I go, yo, Jake, she come through.
He goes, yeah, yeah, maybe, bro.
Two minutes later, I get a notey from Twitch.
Jake, she's alive.
I got you, so.
He blows.
Bro, bro, I swear to God, bro.
I just want to meet you.
I just want to meet you, bro.
Listen, yeah, listen, we're going to do something, man.
Okay
Yeah, that is not what happened. Yo, you guys ready you guys ready? Yo, we haven't got a fucking in my dreams. How about that?
Today is National Women's Day, and it's also the 67th day of the year just want to point that out boys
my good colleague it is the 67th day of the year so so when is national
Wednesday I never no one cares about men's feelings wait there isn't wait
there is not a national Monday no there's a national men's health data oh that's
good that is that's good the fuck that means you know just get a national men's
data so you guys know like when you're like depressed and then you can't
talk about it cuz then you're like a pussy or something yes exactly yeah
Yep, real
Currently going through
Okay, sir
Tell Jinx about your trauma
We were trauma-dumbing on each other in the kitchen before this game
But if y'all could just be quiet in the mic, so they say run
I don't know why people are laughing in the call.
Who laughed?
They're not even in the camera.
I thought you were talking about your grandpa.
I thought you were talking about your grandpa, that's why.
I'm a grandpa holding my dick when I was peeing or what.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't laugh.
It was just Ron.
All right, I didn't have you just run Ron laughs. I don't know what I got
Yeah, no, I'm sorry, dude. Your grandpa held your penis
No, he's gonna stay here. My grandma said it's my grandpa. My grandpa
His grandpa grabbed his it bro. Let's start fucking playing with it. All right. I guess no need that but
No, my grandma didn't my grandpa didn't play with my penis like essentially
No, not a sense. I mean, you said you said your dad used to do it. So
My, but I
Grabbed it.
Have I got the invite or no?
Yeah, first of all, I'm so sorry, bro. Yeah, I said you never
I appreciate it, bro.
My god, those is it yet.
You know, it's locking on a big, big task in here, boys. Trouble done, boys. Come
on.
This is fun.
Tell you some story about your dad when he gets to wall.
Yeah, go ahead, Lace.
I mean, that's not really a story. That's normal.
I mean, I just talked back to my mom one day after school here in the mudroom.
My dad grabbed me, jacked me off against the wall.
It's normal. Got me on my collar, nicked me up, jacked me off against the wall.
The authorities, right? This is like not even legal, bro.
You guys should have reported this when it happened.
I mean, it's like, it's all legal shit, bro.
No, you never you've never been jacked out by your dad against the wall
Happen to me too, Jinksy. I've never gotten jacked off by my dad against the wall. I think you never
Yeah, I think the lobby's bug. All right, I've gotten in trouble, but like I've been spanked
I've never been jerked off against my will. I did not say jerked off Jack. What jacked off
What's the difference?
Yeah, that hits a lot.
That's insensitive as fuck.
That's insensitive as fuck.
That's insensitive as fuck.
James, come on.
Wait, oh, he just pressed you?
Yeah, he jacked it up as a wall.
When I was younger, my mom fingered my asshole as it was constipated.
Oh, my God.
You guys are like victims, dude.
Have you realized that?
No, yeah, obviously I got taken advantage of, and also, of course, I'm gonna be coming.
So, Marlon, is that unrelated or related to the penis grab while you were peeing?
No, that's all.
Really, bro?
Yeah.
That's just weird.
Now you're trying to, like, categorize it?
It's just trauma, bro.
It's just trauma.
I'm saying separate instances, is that what it is?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
Stronger, bro.
Hey, Lucius, you're getting this grab, though.
So, wait, Lacey, I don't see you in England, rather I see you in England.
All right, no need for that.
I'm not going to lie.
No need for that.
I'm not going to lie.
You're going to see yeah, yeah, I got invited today. I got a bunch. I didn't see
Yeah, yeah, I have my day. I got you. Wait, how are you gonna stream if you what if you take a day off, right?
Is it the end?
No, I'm gonna stream. I'm gonna have a set of under I
Might do like some IRL football streams before though because I'm gonna be out there for like 24 hour stream me you lacy like back
Thanks, boys. Oh, yeah
We could play it out. We could play it. What do we do? What do we do lost in London boys?
Yeah, what about lost in a leg and see how you're supposed to do
That's coming to you that is also a so Jinxie what would have just had to clear that um scheduled out on that week for the lost in the
Wait, Jinxie, what would have happened if I ended up having to shaving my head or that she mean for even like
Another thing about supposed to be hog rider if I thought
Yeah, I'm dead ass by the dead ass scum to me if we do lost in London will get shanked
We should do
We want to we want to do a stream where me like everyone around us
We all wear Rolexes travel around London and first person to get their arm chopped off with
How do you win you just bleed out like what is the way
Awesome little saying fucking just a hand chopped off
James
another game. Hey, what is the little saying James? Don't ask, don't, you don't
want to know. If you don't know that's good. Okay. Look, bro. So like you don't
know Lacey. Wait, no, Ron, you're gonna be in England. Lacey, you're gonna be in
England. Martin, you're gonna be in England? He's gonna do a viewing party.
Martin, you didn't get invited to the match? No, of course not, bro. Oh, good.
It happens. It's for like, man, bro, that's why. It's for good players. What Martin, I heard
they were only doing attractive people this year.
So they got me and Lacey, Ron.
Got to be some sort of joke.
No, they only got in Margaret's.
Martin, they only got in Margaret's this year.
Cool. So you have no fucking eyebrows
and you're sitting here talking about margher's, huh?
God damn it. Yeah.
It's enough for you, okay? It's enough.
You know what's crazy, Jinxie?
Yes.
I'm pretty sure it's like a thing
if you don't see any regrowth in your eyebrows
after the first three weeks
that they're never going back and your shit looks the same
they did three weeks ago.
Jinxie was playing rockin' eight like four days ago
and I was having sex with him in the background.
All right, what the fuck?
Jinxie, you ever have sex or not really?
What did you say, Martin?
I was asking if you ever have sex on a regular basis.
No.
Yeah, that's how much.
What do you beat your dick to, Jinxie?
Ron, I think this is the fourth time you've asked me this.
I feel like you get bored of women and you switch it up.
I mean, I was like, when y'all ever beat your shit, you'd never.
But go ahead, dust.
Y'all ever get a dick or no?
Y'all have girlfriends.
How do you beat your dick?
Isn't that like the whole-
I don't.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't any more, but what's that to you?
Wait a minute.
I fucking want it.
I'm asking if y'all ever get a dick.
Bro, do you see how his girlfriend threw his body blue?
not
does he not have like a girlfriend?
yeah that's all AI bullshit on tiktok dude
that's the same with a kid
look bro
point blank period bro
if you have a girlfriend you don't
you're not really
you don't do
you're not supposed to be with her
okay so what do you beat your shit to then
if you don't have a girlfriend
um
i don't do it bro i've been stopped
been stopped
dude you probably have a fucking
crazy nut ready then
oh my god
oh
he busts one
that load is gonna be
like a volcano or a shit
that shit
that shit actually might cause damage
it lands on something you know it might be thick as sweet yogurt too it's not gonna be
liquid it's gonna actually be thick it might actually start walking bro it literally might
start walking it started walking are you fine oh my god bro do you guys ever have like an
existential crisis about my existential what does that mean like you know what I'm saying
Do you ever like sit in like your bed and then you just think like
Damn, I'm just gonna be reduced to dust in like 60 years
I just kind of like live like in the moment. All right guys finals. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck. Here we go
All right, what's on the line, bro? What is this a thousand gifted? So
Remember
Yeah, I think I think you said a hundred grand
Listen high-mines and oh my god. The winners are getting we don't know the amount though
The winners are getting get them. I'm so figuring out with my account
I'm pretty sure you gotta be over 500 gifted ease at least so you think Jinxies account has like a heart attack bro for making
Like bro, what are you doing, bro? Oh my god, you're making so much money. You should give it away. Yeah
Yeah, come on. Hold on.
Hold on.
He's hogging.
He's hogging all of it, bro.
Like, chair some.
Like, get a S.
True.
All right, boys.
We're going down the street.
All right, guys.
Good luck in finals, dude.
I'm going to go beat.
All right, Jack.
You're not going to fucking fight.
You're going to beat nine times.
Final five.
I think he's a biolic.
There's got to be some drug he does.
That makes you have to beat a lot.
Wait, these guys know our strats, boys.
They ban Lyon.
Wait, low key, they know our strats.
Now we're good blackberries gonna come through a you wrote to my first
Blackbeard, bro. Hey, we're going to very let's fucking go
Well, and we're in the finals and you're talking about first kill
Wait, I think my game's girls guys just loading dude
You want to hear some ASMR listen listen listen ready?
Everybody's doubting us right now. They're saying you can't win this
Let's go. Let's become our sixth chance, baby. Let's go
This is where heroes become villains boys and villains become heroes
They got a mood they got a mutt they got a mutt I repeat they have a mutt be careful going in they have a mutt
What is that? What is that a mutt they have a mutt? Oh, I hate this man
Either upstairs upstairs upstairs upstairs upstairs yes, they have a mutt bro. They have a mutt. I repeat they have mutted
Alright, there's a barbed wire on the floor. Why don't you know that one has a shotgun? I repeat a fucking shotgun
What a fuck they have a shield on bro. I don't want to shield
But my game seems like it's only 10 FPS for some reason
I'm not gonna lie chat for finals. I look he hate this map that shouts are good shots
Well, I'm moving you fucking slow motion. What is this bullshit? Are you good? I don't know
They see you good
All right, I'll host I'm ready
final one's one shot repeat once one shot
so I can't make that camera I have an open I have an open camera the camera
I don't even yeah hey they're low-key ass or actually ask you go in there with it
tell me where they are wait I'm not on shields I got me I need to fix scheme
I don't know
Do you see any
They have a new right there
That's the fucking kill!
They're gonna get the kill, robbing up the kill.
Come on!
Quiet.
I'm on a 1v2, versus squishy and Riley.
No way as soon as I...
Well, we could have won that!
Wait, what are you doing? We could have won that!
No, my game's on 60 FPS.
Let's go to, uh, change it.
I don't know what to do. I can't...
I don't know what to do, I can't actually see the light.
Wait, you didn't even get to kill Marlon ID!
James, was that good or not?
Marlon, I got the kill!
Two things, Marlon, you did not get the kill,
Rob knocked him and you finished him and then...
Wait, Jynxie, Jynxie, can we figure something out?
I'm like getting like...
Yeah, I'll pop out.
My game's like extremely laggy, I don't know how to explain it.
Okay, go to graphics and see...
Go to display lacy and see for 240.
I'm on...
Bro, how did I not get that fucking yo
Lacey reset your game
You didn't get the kill bro, you didn't get the fucking Marlon Ron knocked him and injured him
You know in fortnight when somebody gets knocked Ron knocked him and then you finish the kill
So you're still on the hunt for a kill, still on the hunt.
What the fuck?
But Marlon, listen.
That unbiasedly was your best round yet.
You actually took sight.
Yeah, it was, Marley.
You actually played that very good.
You actually took sight.
That was your best round yet, unbiasedly.
Oh, thank you.
You actually were in a killing position.
You just whiffed a little bit.
Oh, that's cool.
But not bad, not bad.
I'm going to go check on the other call.
But at least you should be able to just reconnect, all right?
Yeah, I'm waiting to load back in, but.
Yeah, guys looking good.
Looking good, guys.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No, bro, it's locked.
Squishy, that's good to aim, dude.
That's good to aim.
Thank you, bro.
Dude, it's aimed, man.
Well, thanks to Charm, bro.
I think you guys are, you know, like, you know,
I think y'all are going to deserve the win here, man.
Like, I think if y'all just close this out,
rather than least you're pretty good.
We haven't even won yet, bro.
We can't celebrate, bro.
Yeah, rather than least you're pretty good.
But like, I respect it, man, for like,
so if you're level seven, you know what you're doing.
Rather than level 14, you know what you're doing.
Squishdale aims like a better man.
You guys look great out there, man.
I'm proud of you.
Thank you, Ralph.
Thank you, Ralph.
Do you know how long it took Lacey to get back?
Like 30 seconds.
Let me check on that real quick.
By the way, is it a best of three?
Best of one.
Best of one.
Best of one?
Is it first to fourth still?
Yes, yes.
First to fourth.
Three more rounds, and y'all win.
Yo, how are you looking, Lacey?
I'm low on my camera now.
Lacey, you were on 60 Hertz dog?
No, it felt like I was on 30.
I couldn't even like aid.
Oh, you were like screen caring?
That's a blue band, blue band, blue band.
Yeah, and I think there's a new blitz on PC.
Cause I believe it.
It's the D1 by FBS.
I think I'm back in it.
I think I'm back in it.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
No worries, man, no worries, man.
Who the fuck is fake god?
We're down around, it's fine.
All right, let's go, let's play on, can't I see it?
I'm in a good team, y'all can win.
I'm gonna be honest, you gotta kill Squishy.
Squishy's pretty intimidating, you gotta kill him.
I was like it's worse but I'm still learning.
It's Lacey still learning the words game I've ever seen, okay?
Wait, it says Lacey's like loading.
I don't know what's happening.
It says Lacey's like loading.
Have I?
Do you have a thinker or like I thinker not?
Lacey, describe your screener now.
What's going on?
I'm going to go back. Joining
game at the bottom. Yeah.
Can't wait. Interesting.
Check wait. About two weeks at
the country boys. I have a
question. Are you chopped
more than you think right now
where I went in. Oh you're
you're in boys. Okay, okay,
okay, okay. There you go.
All right guys focus. All right focus. You're not out in finals, dude
Oh, we're not tripping. It's one round and they're out. They look he played terribly. No, no troll. They played terrible there
I'm not kidding. Generally. Generally, too. I know how to play this. Listen boys boys brothers boys
I'm gonna low key sneak around the map. Okay
Okay, I'm gonna play caviar
Okay, not a bad shot. You are like has like hidden foot stuff that's go block the stairs
Okay, go everything else the side stairs like you see this right here. Look, I'm gonna do that. Well, I'm just like
I'm just super lagging still like that
It's like I'm like playing on like it's like I'm playing on 60 FPS. No boys boys chill
Attackers objective is to locate a bomb at the meeting.
How do they see lagging?
Guys, we could do best of three, but I want to open CS cases.
I wanted to open CS cases.
They're right here.
Wait, they're ass. I'm not going to lie.
Hold on.
Tonight could be the night for a gold, guys.
Tonight could be the night for a gold.
I'm marking him.
I'm marking him.
Wait.
So they're going to sit in the site and Ron's going to try to flank, I think.
What is Ron doing?
He's doing a save for an auto-flag.
He's doing a save for an auto-flag.
I don't mind his play.
Bro, but he doesn't have impact.
He doesn't have impact.
No, we who keep calling my fucking phone, dude
Wait, that was actually like a clip she actually shot
I'm not kidding. I'm gonna be the most bullshit hit ratchet I've ever seen in this game
Well, I'm gonna take site
Like Riley that's his way to win because you gotta watch this window the window or the door
I guess if you want it doesn't matter. Oh
He's like this right there
What is wrong with you?
How? How the fuck did he just see me?
How the fuck did he just see me?
What the fuck?
Bro, this is like...
I can't...
Bro, I can't fucking hear, bro.
How did he get on site?
Bro, he gotta kill you!
Yeah, I got robbed!
What the fuck was that?
Bro, I've been playing this game ten years.
Ron shot Thermite like seven times and nothing happened.
happen that was actually a monkey I've never even seen that that was nice you're
you still lagging yes I literally I'm like 30 FPS I can't really take your app
I actually don't know what would even fix that you're not lagging your your
pains normal your game is just here they're saying Jason hacked into our
mainframe GGs it's card you're getting like screen tears bro I don't know
I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. He's getting like screen tears.
Um, Jinx, I think it's this map.
Yeah, I.
But I'm fine.
But it's fine for everybody else, though, guys.
Well, Ron also just shot a magnifying glass on someone. What?
Oh yeah, I did. Yeah, but it just been like, organ on PC, which means it's fucked for everyone, but Lacey's screen tearing issue is different.
Like Lacey's screen tearing issue is only happening.
Let's see how bad is it like unplayable? I mean it's not unplayable
It's just it looks like it's like like you you ever played a game on like 60 FPS and then played on 240
After this after this round I'll pause try to reset your app again. I don't know what else
It's fine. I mean if wait turn your v-sync off maybe you're on like flicking
Toggle it in turn down four watts options go to options display
V-sync
It's a FPS bug that happens in Oregon bar
Turned on your four locks. Everything's off. Everything's good
Boys we can still do this voice
Let's not overthink this let's do what they said we couldn't do
wait what the fuck my shit is the same thing lacy mine too what the fuck
bro that's why i've been playing so fucking bad what the fuck no no no no we just our ass
we did ass two from marlin's party bro on the one thing wait they're at the one thing
yeah that's the one thing are you guys games lagging or not you guys can't no not i'm getting
a little stutter thing but i think it's just me oh okay so it's happening to like
Not like permanent lagging, don't you?
There's guys to our left over by the one that's where she put it before.
I'm up there, I'm up there, I think it's Marlon.
The match it began.
Right here, by the way, I'm on stage right now.
Oh, he's gonna die if he goes in.
I don't even know where the basement is, I get it.
here we go, here we go
I think it's on the drone
but they're downstairs, we're downstairs
I came right here boys, boys, I don't need a coach, I'm already locked
I'm going down, move, move, move, move
move, move, move, move, move
I don't know what you're trying to coach, I don't know what you're doing
Lacey's nervous
that's what I'm saying
hold on, that's a wall we could break, give me one second boys
what?
wait, I can throw an ace thing on it?
yeah
Oh no that look he fucked us. Yeah cuz I had
that one. One more there. He's one shot. I'm slowing down. I'm not attacking. I'm not
I'm not being greedy. I'm not being greedy. He's right in there. I'm not getting greedy.
They still have a chance chat. I can't see it. All I'm saying is one of y'all should probably drone.
Say what is more than have a trod?
Drop some shit
Once right here
Explain reason he's he's through that door in that back right corner go go go go
I shot the
I'm gonna kill myself on the get
I'm gonna kill myself on the get
Ron killed squishy
We might have a finals on our hands
Ron killed squishy
Go play it, go play it
I'm gonna play it, I think in 1v2
Run!
Run!
This is really fucking hard
Run with a tramp out!
Good cheer, guys
Yes, yes
We might have a finals on our hands here, boy
Yes, we're doing D, we're doing D
I
Always be aiming in I feel like you like have this concept of like when you decide that you're going to be you run
And then when you run you're not scoped in you keep dying try to always be scoped in okay?
They do me. I'm more like a nose go type of guy. So I don't even know what you just said
You're more like a nose go type of guy. Yeah, it's like y'all are like kids
doomed. He's so fucking doomed. Like I'm more of a no scope kind of guy. Like, bro, it's just
at some point, bro, it's like there's coaching and then there's like, all right, you're just
fucking doomed. He's doomed, bro. They won't be able to come into big windows. We don't have to
watch it unless they break it. More like a no kill top of God, man. I got. Oh, you haven't
gotten a kill in like four hours or you're sharing five hours. Yeah, can y'all just fuck off?
He literally took my kill he laid down you
Listen, you haven't got a kill in five hours mom sure, but here's the thing you could get a kill in the final
Yeah, more you can be in changing play
Fucking hero, that's me that's fucking me. That's that is fucking me. I'm gonna kill you
You lock in that ass
Reinforce those walls quickly. They see no choice. I don't know
I
Must they were here guys. That's a good one. I don't camera stay right fucking it. I don't even care. I literally don't even care
No, no one reinforce this
These was can they shoot my foot from right here who just shot my thing bad aim bad aim bad aim bad aim
Son me hello, who's shooting me bro?
My look I'm building feet things here look go on the other side. Why would you go on the other side?
Just play that other room, and then you'll be able to see through here something happens
Why would I want to see through there? Okay? Yeah, you're useless at us
Rockets shoot more than this down with the fuck
Yo, what a stupid game boys am I right?
Don't you know
One's great once my life
Once on the big window once big window, I know
What is more than spotted by something what is more than doing my folks?
Well, I'm one is the big window
Okay
No one's chopper
Oh my god, I'm fucked around. I'm fucked. Oh, Lace, Lace, Lace, come back, come back.
Lace, Lurk, just walk around that and Lurk. Lacey, you can, oh god. Lacey, there about.
Lacey, I had to call my help. I didn't mean to. I didn't know space vaulted me.
I don't know. It's over. One's right under me, Marlon.
Fucking question, why do you like a little it laid down laid out on your back?
I might swing this guy
I just want this game to be fucked in the butt bro like like how's he's
why did they go outside bro ron actually needs lacy the man martin is a lost cause
why did they go outside i didn't know that might have falsely on the entire time well
then what are you doing that's why i said my fault retards obviously it was on me
be honest are you mentally challenged man oh my god I'm never I will never
play tour with you ever again I'm not even kidding you're just trolling I'm
not fucking trolling it you're not even trying my butt off right now I'm not
I'm kidding Marlin this is like brother. This is bad like I don't even you know, it's like what we want right now
Oh
What we want you with my balls and when like poking my testicles like I could just put my nuts all the controller and put down a
Like Marlin what you got to do is just survive my only advice is try that
Try to stay alive as long as you can in Lacey
Okay, all right, Marlin is just saying at least this is over finally. It's over like I'm trying my ass off
Lacey you need Ron and Ronnie need Lacey. You're wrong. Shut the fuck up on
Shut the fuck up. Hey, JC, JC when you're defending you can't grapple
No, oh, what are you?
No
My grapple would be this fucking jiu-jitsu like not the wrong
Listen, I'm not kidding. Lacey just bait Marlin. I'm not getting please just bait him stay with him and just bait him
the whole time. Okay they're upstairs. That's good news. They're upstairs.
Bro, what's up with these fucking Twyans? Like I'm just bad at the game. What the fuck
do you want me to do? Am I that bad at the game as you actually don't think I'm Twyans?
That's insane. Oh my god, you are not even, you are not like a moat close to you, how
good, like bad you are. Chad, it might just be case time, guys. Guys, it might
just be case time. Guys, I don't think a BO3 is going to make Marlon like not be
the worst player ever you're defending why would you need a grapple just in case you fall off the window
are you a bare drone? i think it's just cases. they have a drone they hack my
shit yo sd think of it as a private thing
he's right here that one wait hold on it's not over
They see a huge kill kills Riley
Well, it's basically a 2v2 now because Marlon is like literally not even a player. I'm not exaggerating when I say this
Marlins a cock level
Yep, there it is right now. Okay once in bedroom and then once big window better than big window
I don't even know what to say hold on Lacey hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on look
I don't even know what to say
Okay, they're dead ass their mother's job walks in and dies for like no reason but now to TV to
Wait rounds in sight see Ron and Lacey are actually like competent
Okay, literally big window
Can you play it? Can you listen listen Lacey come right here?
I am look you see one go to one go to one right now, please please please
Bronson go to one just just go to it trust me, please
Wait wait wait wait now now hug your left as fast as you can hug it. I'm gonna distract them hug it hug it
I'll get it what up. No, you're gonna now run. Oh wait wait wait. What a play
You're gonna play it just play it play play play play
Just trust me
What a idea what idea?
And you're gonna stand in that corner or just stand in a corner, okay?
Just stand in the corner. Just fine. Just ignore everything.
Nice games. Ignore, ignore, ignore.
Nice thing to do about it. My God, Ron is not.
Remember how we died on 20 health?
Red box and other games. Ron is playing so good.
Bro, Ron is playing so good. Oh my God, WIGL.
WIGL.
This person isn't looking where his name is.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?
You're just walking into the building and dying.
Like, Marlon, just go next to your team, bro.
Marlon, please just play!
Marlon, you're just giving them a kill.
It's like, you're not even making them work for it.
You're just walking inside and dying.
I'm gonna use my last fucking energy stages to all the off-fuckers.
I don't even know what you just said!
I'M NOT PLAYING THE BEST OF MY ABILITY!
All right, bro, then hang up the fuck up.
Like, I don't...
I don't even know what you just said.
hang it the fuck up like I don't Marlon dude I just hang it up look run that
I yelling you need to keep doing that if y'all are gonna win all right you got
me I'm gonna try to make a play much I make a play try to make it play what
do you think I'm gonna try to make this is a fucking video game play the game
I don't think roaming is the play when you're defending no no no no no no
yeah I mean I'm seven three come on I'm training me listen don't block the
main door don't block the main door okay I'm gonna castle everything just don't block the
main door that's all I need Lacey reinforce those two walls in the in the spot you know
where you came in where you just came in just reinforce those walls okay instilling that
we don't have time I'd like to play with them I don't know I'm gonna stick around
I bet so much so much bro just like who's worse chat Ron or most please tell it to
straight up who's going to second to go
Rotterloat
we're not wrong sorry Marlin sorry Marlin
most Marlin I'm sorry Marlin or Mike not
wrong Marlin or Marlin I'm sorry
oh wait back up back up go back to the
go back to the go back to the go back to the
bro all Marlin needs to do to survive
why does he make it so hard in the
south we're good what are those walls do run they're like you've got to like
actually break them now
wait you're below the little bit of a little shot the water the water would
just win the same way please please please please
what is Marlon doing what is Marlon doing I think one of the stairs are
outside of the balcony
just play audio bro
listen stairs has a thing on it we can hear everything
at least marlin used to have sets
they're breaking this?
big window yeah that's fine
they see low key?
chat rod?
I was looking to watch it
I'm not a marlin
literally labrador
if you don't show I can hold it
you're fine
I'm watching
okay now I can't see
I can't see it
Ron dies it's over if Ron dies it's over if Ron dies it's over could we get a three three fine
Watching don't worry
My game just
Well talk to me. I think one's attic. I'm a corner. I'm a corner. I'm a corner
If they know your hair
What we
Like from where we'll be hiding the handle unless bro on 1v3's
What? How's that not a headshot? Wait how's that not a headshot? Wait you didn't even hit him? Wait what? Wait did I even hit him? Wait did I even hit him?
Yes, well you didn't get to second time so I'm so I congratulations y'all with the 30 man
Thank you. Thank you for sending it up. Yeah, we're the best team. That's our best. Thank you for the invite, bro
I have thank you bro. Congratulations. Well, I gotta I'm a gift y'all bro. I'm a gift y'all my gift yourselves. All right
Oh, shoot. Yes. Oh my god. I didn't know that. Yes. Yes. I thought so
I don't know. Are you stupid?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me guess. I'm going to give all y'all.
I'm going to sell you.
No, no, no.
No, give mine to Zoink.
What?
I'll be right.
I get it.
Between Zoink and Squishy.
I just wanted to play.
I don't want to.
All right, so I was gonna give y'all 200 each summer's gonna give y'all 300 then I'm just gonna give y'all 300
Yeah, I bet rabbit. Oh my god. I love you Zoic. Love you, Swiss. You love you. Congrats. Thank you guys. Thank you
Congratulations
Come on and I'm blasting music down. Oh
My god that they have won
I mean I know a little messy at times. I know like certain certain conversations, but
Things like like be honest like am I left out of that or like are we doing
One good player
coach maybe or something yeah let me know let me know if you want me
involved in all of it okay there it is she's with the three hundred gifted dude
oh my god alright guys congratulations thank you bro all right have a beautiful
night beautiful night thank you bro thank you bro oh my god thank you so much
man GGs yo Marlon any closing thoughts on rainbow six each any toasting
thoughts what a fuck would you ask me to play for let's get to the stats marvin chat we have marvin's kd
pulled up all right yeah kd that's fucking coming around really just kidding anybody can't do it like
so i'm pretty sure that's not real what do i love you jaycee did you see the first one
No, I unloaded a man.
Jack, I'm pretty sure, Marlon.
OK, so I have your stats, Marlon.
Are you ready to hear your stats?
Oh, yes, yes, yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Marlon, in fact, I'm going to try to keep a straight face.
Marlon, in fact.
I know what you're laughing at this shit about.
What else could be funny?
You had zero kills and 23 deaths.
Marlon, that is the worst gaming performance in human history.
But y'all got second.
Y'all got second.
Thank you for I don't want fucking second. I don't want fucking
Hey, Ron Marlin Lacey next tournament is gonna be on CS go way easier to understand
Oh, do not put me with Marlin, please don't put me Marlin. Well, she's going so fucking easy
Like you play you like please see a lot what happened with this shot with Ron that I'm watching here
Yeah, so apparently this is something that I didn't even know but apparently on Oregon
Ravi Slava pulled up on extreme I can pull it back up put up on the stream real quick
Oh look at this apparently on Oregon on PC the map is like fucking glitched. I don't know
No, no, no, look at this one ready. Are you looking at this one? I don't care about the last the last look at this one
Right look look look look look now. I'm watching I'm watching. I
I
Watch this live. I'm gonna put it in slow-mo though here boys ready. This is just watch
Or is it in California, I'm watching now this maps in Texas
Yeah
So he should have had blood pop out. I just counted he should have had blood pop out
I think nine different times and you didn't hit him once
that is the worst hit registration I've ever seen in history of the game.
Wait Ron, play it again, my chat couldn't see, sorry.
Sorry.
Look, bro.
Chat, please look at this.
Ron, Ashley, I'm Ron.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 maybe.
I bought 13 good shots out of like 15.
Yeah, honestly, I would have honestly won that.
I think you shot him 10 times, Ron, unbiased.
I think you shot him 10 times, and it takes three to get a kill.
Thank you
You did not die
All right, I'm gonna go really sad and fucking complain and cry
All right, love y'all bra. I'm gonna go rip cases
Chat next turn it's gonna be on CS. It's just brother thing is I love siege, but bro
First off see just had so many glitzes so many bugs and then the other thing is like bro
Siege is so confusing if you're new CS you walk and you shoot like I understand
CS is extremely difficult in its own right I understand see this event or CS
is a very hard game to master but you walk and you shoot you're not like what
is this ability to do what is this site
Jack it's time it is time to put in gold and everybody to lock in it's time
bro it is time chat youtube stream did a crash and it's ended put the goals in
the chat and it's time
wow I've been streaming nine hours nine hours nine hours oh my god chat I'm gonna
to rip some fucking cases.
Bro, should I rip them tomorrow?
Should I rip them tomorrow or now?
I'm like tired, tired, junko.
Tomorrow or now?
Muhammad light in the chat mode.
What's up, baby?
Chat, rip them tomorrow or now?
We got to at least rip some, eh?
Hi guys, how are we looking in the case department?
Now we got a rip, we got a rip, come on!
We said we're gonna rip, we're at least gonna do like half.
Shall we get a water?
It's time to get our first gold!
it's time ladies and gentlemen it's time
for my first ever goal to happen right here right now on this motherfucking
live stream. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time.
First ever gold.
if you're ready type of one if you're horny type of two if you're confused by the
question type of three our first-ever goal how many cases how many cases 10
20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100, 110, 120, 130, 140, 143 cases.
Are we ready? Ladies and gentlemen, 143 cases.
Go! Go! Go! Go!
You can't be never son of a gun! Never son of a gun!
Fuck!
I
Damn it!
I'm gonna do 20! I'm gonna do 20! I'm gonna do 20. I've done 3. 17 more. I'm gonna do 20.
I'm gonna do a shit load tomorrow a shit load tomorrow
Goat! Goat! Goat!
Fucking titties man!
You know what? The time's not right.
I'm hungry. I'm tired. I have a headache.
My penis is blasting. I haven't jerked off.
We're not gonna get a gold today.
But we are gonna get a gold tomorrow.
Chat, I'm sorry to edge you guys.
One more, you guys are fucking addicted.
Listen, I'm not teasing.
Chat, I'm just, I'm tired, I'm hungry.
My penis is flaccid.
Tomorrow,
we are opening 300 cases.
I will not stop opening cases until I get a gold.
Chat, I'm off, I'm sorry.
I'm shooting nine hours.
Tomorrow, we get a gold.
I love your voice.
Chat, if you enjoyed your stay type of W street.
Chat, I'm sorry.
It's the time.
The time's not right.
Time's not right.
Chat, I love y'all.
I absolutely love y'all.
I'm off.
Who should we raid?
Who should we raid?
Who should we raid?
Who should we raid?
Ron's ending.
Kase is on.
Lacy's.
Lacy's on.
Squishy's on.
Who should we raid?
Who should we raid?
What?
Kase on?
Let's raid Daddy Kase.
chat. Love y'all, bro. Remember, tomorrow we open 300 cases. Everybody go click that
raid button and show queso love. We all fucking love queso. All right. Go show my voice and
love if you're not already following. I love you guys chat tomorrow. 300 cases. Mark
my fucking words.