[434/730] 🟨 CLIPS -> OPENING 100 CS CASES -> ROCKET LEAGUE TOURNEY 🟨

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03-09-2026 · 6h 54m

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[00:03:00] Show ya, Chad. If you enjoyed yesterday's stream type of me in the chat, if you didn't enjoy yesterday's stream type of not me in the chat, we're confused by the question type of three in the chat.

[00:03:12] If you like turtles type of four in the chat. Now, Chad, the next tournament we have to do something I realized yesterday.

[00:03:19] See boys get the five gift and siege is a great game, but siege is not a great game if you're a new title game

[00:03:26] Like if you're a level zero, bro, I see level zeros out there that I saw most try to shoot a demo scan

[00:03:33] Like you know the bug that flies up on your screen with famous

[00:03:36] I saw most try to shoot that like y'all so what we're going to do for the next tournament

[00:03:42] Which streamers which is either going to be this Sunday or it's either going to be next Sunday

[00:03:47] It's either going to be in a week or in two weeks.

[00:03:49] I want to keep doing it on Sundays,

[00:03:51] because it's just the best day everybody's available.

[00:03:53] So either this Sunday or next Sunday,

[00:03:55] we're going to be doing a streamer-only CSGO tournament.

[00:03:59] Chad, what did I think?

[00:04:02] Evan, what is this?

[00:04:07] 49ers wide receiver, Mike Evans, signed to a three-year deal.

[00:04:12] when was this like 45 minutes ago hour ago Mike Evans left the box dude I'm sad

[00:04:26] but I'm like also kind of happy for him bro cuz like I'm gonna keep it a buck

[00:04:31] bro the back half of last season the bucks I haven't thought about it in a

[00:04:36] I thought it a while.

[00:04:37] Hi, guys, were there any other crazy pickups?

[00:04:40] Any other crazy pickups?

[00:04:44] Bro, like, I don't know, NFL, the season is so short

[00:04:51] and you don't realize how short it is until it's over

[00:04:53] because I feel like you spend eight or nine months

[00:04:56] just like kind of waiting for the NFL

[00:04:58] and then it happens that it's over.

[00:05:01] NFL's like four months.

[00:05:02] Stealers quarterback Jamel Dean Wow Jamel Dean's leaving the box as well.

[00:05:12] You know what's funny is Jamel Dean was one of the only like bright lights of the year

[00:05:17] last year.

[00:05:18] Hi guys are you just going to do Steelers news you fucking asshole Colts trading wide

[00:05:23] receiver Michael Pittman to the Steelers now this pickup here this is what the Steelers

[00:05:29] needed though.

[00:05:32] The Steelers have the passing offense of a fucking middle school team.

[00:05:35] They needed that, bro, legitimately.

[00:05:38] I saw this.

[00:05:39] I did see this.

[00:05:40] Kenneth Walker, what is this AI-ass picture, bro, and if that aren't your, like, trillionaires?

[00:05:47] What is this?

[00:05:48] Yeah, but, um, canine, big canine.

[00:05:53] I'm sure some Seahawks fans are sad.

[00:05:55] Like, look, bro, look, look, let me say this, bro.

[00:05:58] I'm sad Mike Evans is leaving Tampa.

[00:06:02] I'm also happy for him.

[00:06:03] He literally gave us like 10 great years.

[00:06:07] But yeah, bro.

[00:06:09] And yeah, I'm going to be honest.

[00:06:10] The books, I said it multiple times.

[00:06:13] The last month and a half, two month window of last season,

[00:06:16] we were probably the worst team in the NFL.

[00:06:19] If not the worst team, then top three worst teams.

[00:06:22] It was like us, the Raiders, and a fucking high school team.

[00:06:27] So, yeah, I don't know. I'm happy for my parents.

[00:06:31] I can finally goon to you now.

[00:06:33] Yo, Pepsi, man, Pepsi, Pepsi,

[00:06:37] Travis, ETN,

[00:06:40] the Saints, Gigi, yo,

[00:06:43] Travis ETN as as a NFC South

[00:06:48] enjoyer and an NFC South watcher.

[00:06:50] Good luck, bro.

[00:06:52] The Saints are going to probably murder your career.

[00:06:55] Travis was good too.

[00:06:57] Jack, can we get an F in the chat for the Saints fans out there?

[00:07:01] Bro, if you're a... Oh, Tua got dropped. Hi guys, pull that up please. Bro, so much

[00:07:06] shit happened today, Jack. Brother, Tua got released. Dude, so I want to pull this up.

[00:07:14] Actually, I want to talk about this one. Hi guys, what's up? Tua is... I'm not going to lie.

[00:07:20] Tua is the most entertaining quarterback in the NFL, not in a good way.

[00:07:26] It's like kind of like watching a train explosion.

[00:07:31] Dude, this has 61,000 likes.

[00:07:34] Oh my God.

[00:07:37] Okay.

[00:07:38] So first off, yeah, GG.

[00:07:42] First off, so just for people to understand how crazy this is, because I don't even

[00:07:48] I didn't even understand the magnitude of this.

[00:07:51] I wouldn't understand the magnitude of this,

[00:07:52] but my cousin is like a die hard Dolphins fan.

[00:07:55] So,

[00:07:58] so what they should have did with the Dolphins, with Tua,

[00:08:02] is they should have fifth year optioned him,

[00:08:04] but they didn't do that.

[00:08:06] A lot of Dolphins fans were calling for Tua

[00:08:08] to be fifth year optioned.

[00:08:09] You gotta go back two years to understand this.

[00:08:12] They didn't fifth year option and they gave him like,

[00:08:14] it's whatever another contract.

[00:08:16] So they basically gave him another contract,

[00:08:18] like a crazy contract. So they dropped Tua, right? Which doesn't sound that crazy. Bro,

[00:08:25] they have Tua's contract had $99 million in dead money. So let me get this straight and

[00:08:33] they have to pay him that. Tua is so fucking bad that they would rather just take the

[00:08:39] $99 million in dead cap Saturday yet than just have him wear a jersey. He's that

[00:08:45] like you don't understand how bad to I watch to a like almost every Sunday

[00:08:52] because I'm watching my cousin brother Tua is so bad like it's not like they

[00:08:58] just dropped him they had to take on a 99 million dollar like they saw to pay

[00:09:03] this guy to a tag of oldia or tongue of I loa have her fucking Kevin

[00:09:09] Harlan pronounces it to a is I'm not even kidding when I say this he might

[00:09:14] the most overpaid athlete of all time in that contract. I believe it was four years, $220

[00:09:21] million. In other words, they said, let's burn this bitch to the ground. Let's burn this

[00:09:28] bitch. Bro, Tua can explode a game faster than any quarterback I've ever seen. It's

[00:09:34] the worst thing I've ever seen. So now they're picking up Malik Willis. I'm going to keep

[00:09:40] a buck? I think I've heard the name before. I didn't know who this is. I didn't know who

[00:09:45] this is. I think I've heard the name. Skip. What do you mean skip? What the fuck are you

[00:09:54] talking about? I'm talking about NFL News talk. This isn't like a TV station. Skip.

[00:10:02] Shut the fuck up.

[00:10:04] Like that shit is annoying.

[00:10:06] Swear to God.

[00:10:10] Lost my train of thought completely.

[00:10:11] We're gonna rip cases tonight.

[00:10:13] Don't know why Ron's laughing.

[00:10:15] We're gonna, Ron, go live.

[00:10:18] Ron's screaming.

[00:10:20] Like, Ron is turning into a troll in this shine.

[00:10:23] Grassy, think of it as a crime.

[00:10:24] And I spilled coffee on Mike.

[00:10:27] So, Jack, just to reiterate guys,

[00:10:30] what is this?

[00:10:31] What is this?

[00:10:32] Hi guys, I know I'm depressed bro, probably Mike Evans is probably the best buck in my

[00:10:46] entire life, like true buck, I'm not talking like Tom Brady flies over to Tampa on the

[00:10:51] winter rain, Mike Evans was a true buck, so this does suck, this is sad.

[00:10:56] Mike Evans was like the face of the bucks, when we were dog shit Mike Evans was having

[00:11:01] 10000 yard seasons when we were mid Mike Evans was having thousands yard seasons when we were good Mike Evans was having

[00:11:07] Thousand yard seasons love Mike. Also, we're so fucking bad now

[00:11:12] Like Mike go be with the 49ers man like Jack, you know the same though. Listen. Listen, you know the saying if you'd love something

[00:11:19] Let it go. That's Mike Evans, bro. Mike. I love you, bro. Spread your wings and fly. Thank you for the hot of pain career in Tampa

[00:11:26] You're a fucking legend Mike

[00:11:28] Um, but yeah, you gotta get the hell out of Tampa, that's when we uh, we rehired Todd

[00:11:33] Bulls.

[00:11:34] Don't even get me started on that motherfucker!

[00:11:36] Todd Bulls, I despise you.

[00:11:39] Let me make this clear Todd, I'm not going to a Bucks game for the foreseeable future

[00:11:45] until you're fired.

[00:11:47] As God as my witness, I was going to go to a Bucks game last year.

[00:11:51] Todd Bulls, I'm not going to a Bucks game until you're fired.

[00:11:55] We're a defensive mastermind and we have the worst defense of all time.

[00:12:01] I feel like our defense gets worse every year, Todd.

[00:12:05] Where is the mastermind?

[00:12:06] You're a fucking idiot.

[00:12:07] So no, I will not be out of Bucks game until he's fired.

[00:12:12] I don't give a fuck.

[00:12:14] You want to know a fun fact about Todd Bowles?

[00:12:16] Tom Brady has had one losing season his entire NFL career.

[00:12:20] Guess who his fucking coach was?

[00:12:23] This dude is the worst coach in the modern football era and we re-hired him.

[00:12:29] Why?

[00:12:30] So, no, I'm not going to do a box game.

[00:12:33] Mike, congratulations, bro.

[00:12:34] Congratulations getting the hell out of here.

[00:12:37] Relevance, take it over to prime.

[00:12:38] Dark Hazzle, take it over to prime.

[00:12:39] Nicholas, take it over to prime.

[00:12:42] I'm turning off this channel.

[00:12:44] So, Monkeyman, first off, you spelled Chanel, not channel.

[00:12:47] So, first off, work on your grammar.

[00:12:50] monkey man if you're gonna turn off the channel that's fine bro you don't have

[00:12:53] to announce it to everyone you can just fucking leave monkey you can just leave

[00:12:58] you don't have to announce it to everybody bro so yeah I'm already pissed

[00:13:04] today's a horrible day one of the only parts of the Tampa Bay box that I like

[00:13:08] is gone gain well signed with the box oh great Freddy that's gonna save our

[00:13:13] franchise. No way! Freddy, THE Kenneth Gainwell? THE Kenneth Gainwell? He's coming to Tampa!

[00:13:21] All of our problems are solved! Freddy, we need to fire Todd Bolls. Period end of story.

[00:13:26] If you're a Bucks fan and you understand anything about the sport, Todd Bolls needs

[00:13:30] to get the fuck out of Tampa. And as God as my witness, I will not go to a Bucks

[00:13:35] Jellys fire

[00:13:39] Say the ball slayer the develop them

[00:13:44] The box are getting relegated yeah, this guy's definitely from England brother in the NFL

[00:13:49] We don't do relegations. We don't do relegations. We should we fucking should the Raiders would be long gone

[00:13:58] We should do relegations

[00:14:00] So yeah, how's everybody going?

[00:14:06] Cases, bitch.

[00:14:07] Who typed cases?

[00:14:08] No, no, no, let's get it, let's get it.

[00:14:12] Cases, bitch.

[00:14:13] Yo, bro, I'm not going to be barked at like that.

[00:14:16] You're not going to bark fucking orders at me.

[00:14:19] Read the title.

[00:14:20] We're doing clips and then we're doing cases.

[00:14:21] I'm not, you know, I'm just going to bark orders at me.

[00:14:24] High vibes.

[00:14:25] High vibes.

[00:14:26] Stop touching things.

[00:14:27] High vibes.

[00:14:28] stop touching things. We're going to new cases. Everybody relax. Everybody calm down. We're

[00:14:36] going to new cases. Japanese a beautiful Monday. W hive mind. Yeah. Oh, let me say this guys,

[00:14:46] quick little updates. In April, at the end of April, me and Joe Bart are going to

[00:14:55] do a stream. He's going to be, I'm going to be meeting Joe Bart. Joe's going to be in

[00:15:02] my room. Also, Jack, let me know what you guys think of this idea because I've never

[00:15:07] been thought about it. What if, do you guys remember the podcast? What if we brought

[00:15:15] back the podcast to interview Joe? We haven't done a podcast episode in two years. Jack,

[00:15:23] Does it any dude? I just know it would be such a good podcast with Joe, bro.

[00:15:28] Jack, I know, but let's say listen,

[00:15:31] I'm not going to fully bring back the podcast. Okay.

[00:15:34] But we have to get Joe on the pod. If Joe's going to be in Florida,

[00:15:38] check, look at this, bro. This actually makes me sad.

[00:15:41] I hate looking at this, bro. It makes you sad, bro.

[00:15:44] Two years ago, like dude, we need to bring this back.

[00:15:48] So two years ago, man,

[00:15:51] Jack, if Jack, Joe is going to be in Florida in April, we're going to do a stream, like

[00:16:00] 99.9%.

[00:16:01] Should we bring back the podcast with Joe?

[00:16:05] Yes or no?

[00:16:06] I just think it would be cinema, dude, Blackberry to get involved.

[00:16:09] I think it would be cinema.

[00:16:10] Now, Jack, we're thinking about doing a 420 stream.

[00:16:13] What do you guys think?

[00:16:14] Me and Joe get geeked, open fan mail, maybe we cook.

[00:16:17] What do y'all think, bro?

[00:16:20] I just think that would be a good idea, podcast on stream, no.

[00:16:30] Podcast off stream and then be stream after.

[00:16:33] We would still stream chat.

[00:16:36] When is the low stream?

[00:16:37] Oh yeah, another thing.

[00:16:38] I'm going to meet lows, bro.

[00:16:41] I don't know when or how or what because lows just makes excuses, bro.

[00:16:46] But I want to see what lows, bro.

[00:16:48] I want to see what most of us would do with Joe.

[00:16:51] All right, dude?

[00:16:55] Mike Evans got traded.

[00:16:56] I'm aware of that.

[00:16:58] I know Mike Evans got traded.

[00:17:00] I understand.

[00:17:01] I've known for the last 20 minutes.

[00:17:04] Anybody else want to fucking tell me?

[00:17:06] I know.

[00:17:07] I know.

[00:17:09] What about a high-rise stream?

[00:17:11] Bring back the podcast.

[00:17:12] OK, so, Bob, run a poll.

[00:17:15] 2026, should we bring back the podcast?

[00:17:17] yes or no. We did five episodes. They were all bangers. And chat also, if we do bring

[00:17:23] back the podcast, it's not going to be like some daily thing. I'm lazy and I'm a chud.

[00:17:30] But I think what guess would you want to see in here? What guess would you want to

[00:17:35] see in here? Bro, oh my God, this channel was so generational. I don't know. Why

[00:17:41] did I stop doing these, bro? I'm such a fucking loser. Jack, 2026, who would

[00:17:45] back at the podcast. Yes or no. Joe, Joe be the first one. Joe be the first one. Joe,

[00:17:52] if Joe wants to, what she already said, he's down. Joe already said he's down to come to

[00:17:57] Florida and stream into the podcast. We're just figuring out a day because I have to

[00:18:01] meet Joe. We're just figuring out a day. But, um, yes, bro, Joe will be the revival

[00:18:07] episode. I'm not getting Bonnie blue on the podcast. Oh, hey, great. That's a

[00:18:14] great one. That is a great one. I'm not getting body blue in the

[00:18:19] podcast, guys. Your chat vote in this poll 2020 switch. Should

[00:18:23] we bring back the podcast? Who typed your body my choice? Or

[00:18:32] be dead ass bro? I'm not interviewing body blue on the

[00:18:35] podcast guys. Seriously. I'm not inviting body blue in the

[00:18:42] fucking podcast. Do you need any new? Do you need AB? Maybe the

[00:18:53] goodbye. So chat. Yeah, we're probably gonna do a podcast

[00:18:56] episode with Joe. After two years later, the podcast might

[00:19:02] return. After two years later, but no more yapping. I'm such a

[00:19:07] fucking hacker. No more yapping. Without further ado,

[00:19:10] Chatted it's now your time to fucking shine send in some clips

[00:19:15] Don't like don't send in some garbage. All right, my cortisol is low right now

[00:19:23] You can clearly see my cortisol is low as it's gonna be if you're gonna send in a clip wise high-fives clicking things

[00:19:33] It's low

[00:19:34] Hi guys, I'm a low cortisol streamer 2026, you know, I got inspired seeing added to flight flight is a low cortisol streamer

[00:19:42] Check note. I'm no cortisol

[00:19:44] I'm no cortisol

[00:19:46] I'm no cortisol, bro

[00:19:50] Let's get off the gift send bro. You're going to be a dad. Yep

[00:19:55] AI is literally

[00:19:57] Destroying me like I'm not even kidding, bro

[00:20:00] every day I get on TikTok it's some new AI bullshit by the way chat I'm losing my

[00:20:08] voice so that's why I sound raspy but boys without further ado ladies and

[00:20:15] gentlemen without further ado first clip of the day ladies and gentlemen

[00:20:23] send in some clips let's get it let's go we're 15 minutes early first clip

[00:20:29] a day coming in from lawn. Oh my god it's him again.

[00:20:34] lawn why do you only place seeds to rocks with sledge shot gun?

[00:20:39] lawn are you capable of providing me with any other clip other than this?

[00:20:44] brother brother brother lawn I've reacted like five of your clips every

[00:20:49] time it's just you rushing with sledge shot gun. Is there a rock in your head?

[00:20:53] That's not an optimal way to play the game!

[00:20:58] Gotta keep my- look, I'm not gonna rage today. I'm gonna have perfect cortisol.

[00:21:07] Doesn't shoot the camera.

[00:21:09] Why? What is the point of playing Siege if you're not gonna improve?

[00:21:17] Lon! The camera is right above you! Do you have eyes?

[00:21:30] Stop.

[00:21:31] Lon, ask yourself this. Have you ever seen a pro do this?

[00:21:35] I'll answer it for you! No! No pro has ever done this! Ever! In the history of this game!

[00:21:42] Stop doing this strat!

[00:21:47] Why is his movement kind of good?

[00:21:53] Rewind that?

[00:21:54] Why is his movement kind of good?

[00:21:57] He literally made the perfect decision here.

[00:21:59] I-I'm not exaggerating.

[00:22:01] Why is his movement good?

[00:22:08] Xbox don't do this.

[00:22:09] Xbox don't do this.

[00:22:10] The perfect movement!

[00:22:13] He-dude, because he knows his shotgun had to reload, he prone behind the pool

[00:22:17] him for half a second and pop back up. That was perfect decision-making, I'm out of control.

[00:22:24] Good need. One minute.

[00:22:33] Does he not have a headset? How do you not hear the explosion behind you?

[00:22:39] What rank, what rank?

[00:22:45] Yet again, what rank is this?

[00:22:47] I have you covered.

[00:22:52] Zero out of ten clip.

[00:22:57] No one in the lobby has any brain cells, bro.

[00:23:00] Actually three out of ten, your movement was good.

[00:23:05] I'm not opening a case right now!

[00:23:13] What is this profile picture?

[00:23:15] I'm not stop!

[00:23:17] Enough!

[00:23:19] Jack, tell me what that profile picture was.

[00:23:25] Hive Mind and Sperm Head?

[00:23:27] I mean are we serious?

[00:23:28] Should I be legitimately serious?

[00:23:30] Gold!

[00:23:31] Gold!

[00:23:32] Gold!

[00:23:33] Yo guys, Hive Eyes didn't just pull a gold.

[00:23:34] He didn't get a gold.

[00:23:35] He didn't get a gold.

[00:23:37] He's playing a video.

[00:23:38] What's this? Stop, stop, stop.

[00:23:41] Brava, why are you aiming at the floor?

[00:23:44] If you see an enemy, what's gonna happen, Brava?

[00:23:46] Are you just gonna shoot the floor?

[00:23:56] LAST! LAST!

[00:24:01] Brava!

[00:24:02] How much weed have you smoked?

[00:24:05] No one's there!

[00:24:13] This is the worst. This is the worst human being to ever play this game.

[00:24:18] Brother, he's not even scoping in. He's just like a wandering toddler.

[00:24:26] Stop. Rewind that. Microanalyze this. Jarvis, jerk it a little.

[00:24:31] He sees Valkyrie, right? Clear as day. Everybody could see Valkyrie.

[00:24:37] Matter of fact, Stevie Wonder could see Valkyrie. So what does he do?

[00:24:44] He aims out of wall. Yet again!

[00:24:48] Does anybody want to improve? Or should I just shut the stream off?

[00:24:55] He makes direct eye contact with Valkyrie. This isn't even like bad gameplay.

[00:25:00] this is like not even a human

[00:25:21] ah so never mind that's a zero out of ten

[00:25:25] Oh, what's

[00:25:33] No, you didn't how does Xbox not have any security whatsoever

[00:25:41] What's that like handle a pair of nuts? I

[00:25:48] Don't understand is there anyone out there that's like moderating Xbox

[00:25:52] Literally anybody. Is any human being out there moderating Xbox? What language is this?

[00:25:59] The Brona. What language is this? What language is this?

[00:26:05] Chat. Obrona? What is that?

[00:26:09] Oh Broda!

[00:26:17] What language, Chef?

[00:26:18] What language?

[00:26:19] What language?

[00:26:20] Polish?

[00:26:21] Go!

[00:26:22] That was clean!

[00:26:23] Okay, that's definitely Polish.

[00:26:24] Stryzal na bramki.

[00:26:25] Stryzal na bramki.

[00:26:27] I'm sorry.

[00:26:29] I'm sorry.

[00:26:30] I'm sorry.

[00:26:31] I'm sorry.

[00:26:32] I'm sorry.

[00:26:33] I'm sorry.

[00:26:34] I'm sorry.

[00:26:35] I'm sorry.

[00:26:36] I'm sorry.

[00:26:37] I'm sorry.

[00:26:38] Guys, um, I like with all due respect, bro, I don't look at anything like Voldemort.

[00:26:48] You can't just crudely paste my face over Voldemort and think people aren't going to notice twins

[00:26:54] real image so accurate.

[00:27:00] I can't unsee that.

[00:27:02] So when y'all are sitting there watching Harry Potter and you see Voldemort, you

[00:27:06] actually think of my face.

[00:27:08] Guys, I'm not that ugly. I'm not that disgusting. I'm not that gross

[00:27:15] Yes, every time

[00:27:17] wand reveal when

[00:27:19] So I'm sure that you're not referring my wand. I'm sure you're probably referring my piece

[00:27:25] We are never doing a wand reveal guys

[00:27:30] Thanks for showing me the entire intro next to the day this guy sends in a three-minute clip

[00:27:35] We have the whole intro the whole operator pick face and we even have the music

[00:27:42] Guys there are editing softwares out there like you can edit your clips

[00:27:50] Why is this the longest clip in mankind? Oh

[00:27:57] Heavens Betsy that's a lot of recoil

[00:28:05] Do me a favor, uh, young sir, and never use the SMG-12 again.

[00:28:15] I-I mean, guys, I've said this a million times.

[00:28:20] Why do players with the worst recoil control use guns with the highest recoil?

[00:28:25] I-I don't understand!

[00:28:27] I've been watching your gameplay for the last 20 seconds and like it's I don't

[00:28:57] I don't even know... like, I don't even... how'd you get a platinum charm?

[00:29:03] Did you hop onto your brother's account?

[00:29:13] Mike Evans got traded. One more person says that I'm ending the stream. I know!

[00:29:23] Eddie, you're welcome back.

[00:29:27] So stop yet again they use a lion scan which means you have to stand still but

[00:29:41] because you have a rock in your head you sprint rewind the scale rewind the

[00:29:48] scale I wish Xbox could have had slow motion rewind the scale watch this

[00:29:57] close out of your xbox, buy a lottery ticket, you're the luckiest human being on this planet

[00:30:02] you are the luckiest human being on this fucking planet

[00:30:08] HOW IS THAT A HEADSHOT?

[00:30:10] HOW?

[00:30:15] IN KITCHEN, IN KITCHEN

[00:30:17] IN-

[00:30:18] Alright, hang it up

[00:30:19] Do me a favor bro, quit now

[00:30:22] How do you get a pla-

[00:30:27] How did he get a platinum chart?

[00:30:30] Or black players that bad?

[00:30:32] No, they're not.

[00:30:33] They're not.

[00:30:34] They're not.

[00:30:35] That I'm telling you, he had to have got like all his brothers account or something.

[00:30:38] I guarantee it.

[00:30:39] Yeah, I'm telling you, he got on his brothers account or something.

[00:30:45] There is no reason that a black player should ever be that bad.

[00:30:49] Mike Evans got traded again for the 9000th time.

[00:30:53] I'm fully aware.

[00:30:54] I've literally never been more aware of anything in my life.

[00:30:57] I know my Kevin's got traded.

[00:30:59] Thank you for telling me again.

[00:31:04] All right, so this clip got off to a roaring star.

[00:31:08] So typical ass player, we're 20 seconds into the round,

[00:31:11] you rush site, you don't even take the time to put out your primary gun,

[00:31:17] and you sprint directly into a frostman.

[00:31:20] So you're terrible.

[00:31:24] Why the fuck?

[00:31:35] What's the clip?

[00:31:36] What's the- Stop.

[00:31:41] Why the fuck do you guys have three shields in one hallway?

[00:31:47] What is this?

[00:31:50] Um, I don't know if I have the best years in the world, but I'm 99% sure Legion's

[00:32:20] flanking staircase I'm gonna vomit I'm going to fucking vomit

[00:32:50] And we got blue ball. I really wanted to see how that ended. I curvy. Why would you blue ball? I really wanted to see how that ended. That had all of the makings to be the worst clip of all time.

[00:33:05] I'm not even kidding. Two different clips react to both. Bro, what do you mean react to both? Nobody gets two clips in a session.

[00:33:15] Two clips back to both.

[00:33:18] Okay, one before, now I'm invested.

[00:33:22] Now I'm invested.

[00:33:23] Toad, take me to the crime data.

[00:33:25] One.

[00:33:26] What are you doing, sir?

[00:33:28] They're inside!

[00:33:29] Friendly operator remaining.

[00:33:30] Left.

[00:33:31] Left.

[00:33:32] Up for a deployment.

[00:33:33] I really need to deploy it.

[00:33:34] Better late.

[00:33:35] What are you doing, sir they're inside friendly operator remaining left left

[00:33:47] Okay changing his position he gets a kill and rotates not a terrible idea this might take too much time though

[00:33:59] Okay brava has no eardrops

[00:34:05] I'm for last operator standing.

[00:34:17] Located at the diffuser, destroy it.

[00:34:35] Thank you.

[00:35:35] Okay, where's the clip at?

[00:35:58] Close way!

[00:36:01] Close out of that door!

[00:36:04] close right at this door 100%

[00:36:12] how did you manage to throw a C4 out of bed how do you manage to do this

[00:36:18] How?

[00:36:19] Before you die.

[00:36:25] Decent.

[00:36:26] Look, bro, I'm going to keep it a buck with you.

[00:36:38] Second best coming of the day.

[00:36:40] Second best coming of the day.

[00:36:41] Still muted, still muted.

[00:36:44] Chad do y'all think this works?

[00:36:48] No like legitimately, do y'all think this works?

[00:36:52] Chad try that, no legitimately try that, send that to a girl, actually no don't do

[00:36:58] that, don't do that, Chad don't do that you might get arrested, don't do that, Papo

[00:37:04] John let me see, please speed I need this, this is not speed stream bro, it's not

[00:37:09] me stream dude. See ya big two one. Mike, Mike Evans traded. Jacob I can tell you just

[00:37:19] strolled in here and we're thinking about like ruining my day. Jacob I already know

[00:37:25] Mike Evans got traded. I've known for 30 minutes now. Alright, I can just tell by

[00:37:36] how this guy's moving this is by far the best player of the day not even close

[00:37:40] like you can just easily tell like this guy actually has his wits about him

[00:37:50] really good name

[00:37:59] really good name

[00:38:03] really good name

[00:38:06] What you checked brother you checked for the cap can and saw it

[00:38:12] That's the fastest I've ever seen somebody ruin a clip the clip was good and then you ruined it

[00:38:17] Yeah, look she checked look

[00:38:20] He checked sees the cap can then runs

[00:38:23] Brother if you're gonna check for

[00:38:27] If you're gonna check

[00:38:29] If you're gonna check for a cap can really check like don't just do it really check take a second

[00:38:36] Shut up to this guy man, shut up to this guy.

[00:38:42] Travel big in the prime.

[00:38:43] Ew, you're so disgusting.

[00:38:45] Shut up, shut up dude.

[00:38:47] Shut up dude.

[00:38:48] Seriously, shut up.

[00:38:51] Mogg, Mogg.

[00:38:53] Tego, big over the prime, shut up Tego.

[00:38:55] Finish the clip.

[00:38:56] The clip's over bro, shut up.

[00:38:58] Any tips, any tips, any tips.

[00:39:02] Alright, let's see your clip bro.

[00:39:05] Okay, you know what I need, bro, you know what I need 2026 chat, I just need an EKN.

[00:39:12] I need an EKN.

[00:39:13] Do you feel what I'm saying, bro?

[00:39:15] Chat, it might be time for a battle of an era.

[00:39:18] It might be time for a battle of an era.

[00:39:21] Huntsman, dig him to one.

[00:39:23] Chat, can I get a retweet?

[00:39:25] Can I get a retweet?

[00:39:28] Okay, your aim is mediocre and your opponents are bad.

[00:39:34] See, here's the problem, when you're peaking this tight of an angle with a gun that has

[00:39:48] as much recoil as the F2, your aim basically needs to be perfect to get the kill.

[00:39:59] It's just luck. It's pure luck. Oh my god, I'm about to fart. I'm about to fart. I'm

[00:40:18] about to fart. I'm about to fart. Oh my god, I'm about to fart. See, anybody gonna listen.

[00:40:21] Anybody gonna listen. Anybody gonna listen. Come on, bro. I want to do clicks. Why is

[00:40:26] I'm not opening cases yet relax

[00:40:38] 5k win clutch brother, did you send me a fucking YouTube clip?

[00:40:44] That's the code in from Dexter Dexter. Let me see Dexter zero ping definitely a fortnight kid

[00:40:56] All right, stop. I love that you didn't red ping doggery. I already love that.

[00:41:11] Did you just red ping? After I just said to not red ping? Did you just red ping after I just said to not red ping?

[00:41:18] He got up and he got up and sorry

[00:41:33] Stop aiming so high like my god

[00:41:37] You go on the camera. You see that he's crashed. Why are you walking ahead of him? Why?

[00:41:45] But you even know do you think

[00:41:47] DO YOU THINK IN YOUR HEAD?

[00:41:50] YOU'RE ON THE CAMERA!

[00:41:52] YOU SEE THAT HE'S CROUCHED?

[00:41:54] CHILL?

[00:41:55] NO, I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING CHILL.

[00:41:56] YOU SEE THAT HE'S CROUCHED?

[00:41:57] AND THEN YOU'RE WALLBANGING HEADLEVEL.

[00:41:59] WHY?

[00:42:05] Finally got it.

[00:42:06] Bro, it's luck.

[00:42:07] I don't like wallbang clips, guys.

[00:42:09] It's just luck.

[00:42:14] It's just A.I., bro.

[00:42:16] Is this a real cat?

[00:42:18] Which I'm not trolling, that looks like Kevin Hart.

[00:42:21] That looks like Kevin Hart on a cat.

[00:42:25] Mobbed, mobbed.

[00:42:27] Chat, am I the only one that sees that?

[00:42:30] Am I the only one that sees that, chat?

[00:42:37] It is Kevin Hart.

[00:42:38] What do you mean, no shit?

[00:42:39] It is Kevin Hart, right?

[00:42:41] It is.

[00:42:42] Okay, it is.

[00:42:43] It is.

[00:42:44] I wasn't 100% sure.

[00:42:45] It looked like Kavanaugh.

[00:42:50] All right, there's a lot to unpack on this clip here,

[00:42:52] already.

[00:42:53] First and foremost, why the fuck are we using

[00:42:56] Amaru shotgun red dot?

[00:42:58] Second, why is your teammate acing open the bunk wall

[00:43:03] from big window?

[00:43:05] I already know, it's actually crazy.

[00:43:08] I already know this is gonna be a horrible clip.

[00:43:13] What is this?

[00:43:14] Ace.

[00:43:15] Jay Lawrence, 004, you're getting a voice message shortly after this, Jay.

[00:43:21] So what is breaching this wall accomplished? Does anybody know chat? Anybody? Literally nothing.

[00:43:27] Breaching this wall makes it to where the defenders have an easier way to see you when you enter site.

[00:43:32] Breaching this wall is literally terrible.

[00:43:39] Go through the flash.

[00:43:41] It was Jay Lawrence, of course it was. I forgot he's had flashes.

[00:43:45] K.J. Lawrence died of, of course.

[00:43:52] What's happening?

[00:43:54] Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[00:43:57] Are they having sex?

[00:44:00] Vigil's shooting!

[00:44:02] He's shooting in the corner!

[00:44:04] Look!

[00:44:11] See, what did I say?

[00:44:13] And right here this explains everything literally everything got explained

[00:44:19] Jack yep boom it all makes sense now

[00:44:23] I'm just saying it's like you can just see a clip and watch for that's why I love this game

[00:44:28] You can watch for one second and you just know it's a low right you don't have to watch full time

[00:44:33] Like there was so much in saying

[00:44:36] This is one of the most interesting builds I've ever seen.

[00:44:48] I can't tell if he's like 30 or like 16.

[00:44:52] This is one of the most interesting builds that, what do you mean Mald?

[00:44:56] You guys say Mald anytime there's a human being on the screen.

[00:45:02] I actually think you guys would say malls if you saw like a brick wall

[00:45:06] Sarah think of it a prime drifter. They go to back Pat. They go to turn one guys not everything's a mall

[00:45:12] What is this?

[00:45:15] Everett minecraft, okay minecraft

[00:45:18] It's actually got rain. It's actually got rain. I'm confused. What did I miss? Did I miss something?

[00:45:36] Aura? Oh, it was like an air dribble. It was an air dribble. Air dribble and MC. I see.

[00:45:44] Guys. All right, look, let me say this. We had our fun while it lasted. Yeah. This sperm

[00:45:54] head thing, I'll give it to y'all. This was funny for two days. Okay. Chad, I'm out the other

[00:46:01] day, I'm out the other day with my buddies golfing, right, and Jack's gonna say cap because

[00:46:06] it's impossible for me to have a friend. I understand. I'm out the other day with my buddies golfing.

[00:46:11] Before we start the round, I'm on the driving range. This kid's passing by on the sidewalk

[00:46:17] on a golf cart and says, and I quote, what up sperm head, and just keeps driving. I,

[00:46:23] chat, God can strike me down if I'm lying. What up sperm head and keeps driving, like

[00:46:29] Not even a what's up, not even a ha, I'm just kidding man.

[00:46:33] No, I never saw him again.

[00:46:36] So this is at a public golf course by the way,

[00:46:39] in front of like grandparents.

[00:46:41] This kid drives in a golf cart and said, what up sperm hat?

[00:46:45] Never saw him again.

[00:46:47] He didn't come back.

[00:46:48] He didn't say, ah, I'm kidding man.

[00:46:50] Just drove off.

[00:46:52] What up sperm hat?

[00:46:53] I'm located above.

[00:46:55] I don't even know what his face looked like.

[00:46:58] I just heard it and turnt.

[00:47:02] Do a golf stream. Terrible idea.

[00:47:04] Why should I do a golf stream?

[00:47:05] So someone in my chat can like attack me or something?

[00:47:09] I'm not doing an IRL stream chat.

[00:47:11] I don't trust any of you guys.

[00:47:13] Do you read the chat?

[00:47:15] Bro, I don't trust...

[00:47:17] I'm never doing IRL again.

[00:47:20] I don't trust anyone in here.

[00:47:22] I went live and someone said thanks I can finally go like I'm not doing IRL 3.

[00:47:42] That's why we drone.

[00:47:43] That's why we drone.

[00:47:44] Wait, you're setting a match we play clip?

[00:47:46] Next clip, guys.

[00:47:47] No match we play clips, please.

[00:47:51] If a moment happens in a game, clip it, bruh.

[00:47:53] Don't do a fucking match replay, clad man.

[00:47:59] I despise you, thanks bruh, appreciate it.

[00:48:02] Happy Monday to you too.

[00:48:05] Just wait until the charity match.

[00:48:07] What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[00:48:09] Yeah bro, highlives, report him to like the FBI.

[00:48:13] Just wait until the charity- like bruh, what?

[00:48:15] Is that like a threat on my life?

[00:48:17] Highlives, I'm pretty sure we have Browns through a lawsuit here.

[00:48:21] Just wait until the charity match period. That's all the time. What the hell does that even mean?

[00:48:28] Legitimately brown are you threatening my life? I have to know

[00:48:36] Like I don't want to go

[00:48:38] What is that mean? I

[00:48:41] Will find you what a waste of space

[00:48:44] Mind you, this is the first message this guy's typed in the stream. What a waste of space

[00:48:51] Next message please, let me bust on your head.

[00:48:55] No.

[00:48:56] Mikey to get about it up.

[00:48:58] All right, chat, next I'm coming in from Bentley.

[00:49:00] Bentley, Bentley, Bentley.

[00:49:02] Your voice message?

[00:49:07] Chat, I don't know if you guys could hear,

[00:49:08] but he is like literally 14 maximum.

[00:49:13] His voice message was 1v1 me right now.

[00:49:16] Please don't act tough, dude. Alright? When have I ever acted tough? I've never once given off that vibe!

[00:49:26] Got it, mate. Wait, this kid? Okay, if I won't do one this kid, I might actually lose.

[00:49:34] He looks kind of good.

[00:49:44] He looks good.

[00:49:46] Bentley, I see you, Bentley.

[00:49:49] See, he's cool.

[00:49:54] Yeah, I don't know if I want to go out of the skin.

[00:49:56] I don't want to remain. His aim's actually solid.

[00:50:01] Good positioning here, too.

[00:50:03] exposing himself to anything. Yeah, I mean, dare I say Clip of the Neck? I mean, aside

[00:50:17] from that profile picture, dare I say Clip of the Neck? Check, can anyone in the chat

[00:50:22] surpass that though? Like chat, really dig deep. Guys, go to your clips, find your

[00:50:27] best clip you've ever hit. Like I want to see a 10 out of 10 today. Because that

[00:50:33] That clip was like an 8. Speedy kill, they can pretty get this.

[00:50:36] They can pretty get this.

[00:50:37] MOVED! MOVED!

[00:50:49] I want to dig in your asshole.

[00:50:54] MOVED's just, honestly, just banned. Just report him.

[00:50:57] Forget the ban, just report him. Let's just get him banned off Twitch in general.

[00:51:01] I know you can't type that into it. I know for a fact that's against guidelines

[00:51:08] BD. You don't think it a bad gift appreciate it

[00:51:18] God

[00:51:21] Thank you. Oh my god, this okay, this is the best clip

[00:51:31] Good grim usage! Good grim usage!

[00:51:38] What did Grim say?

[00:51:41] Good day!

[00:51:47] Brother man! Brother man!

[00:51:51] I mean clip it a day! Clip it a day! Clip it a day!

[00:51:54] I mean hands down clip it a day! Really?

[00:51:57] Please.

[00:52:21] There's about 11% chance I just came in my pants.

[00:52:24] Jinxie stinks with the 10 gifted.

[00:52:28] Jinxie stinks with the 10 gifted.

[00:52:30] Jinxie stinks with the 10 gifted.

[00:52:32] W Jinxie stinks in the chat.

[00:52:36] W Jinxie stinks in the chat.

[00:52:39] Oster, thank you for the prime time, Oster.

[00:52:41] Appreciate you.

[00:52:50] YouTube stream, I'm live on YouTube.

[00:52:52] I've been live on YouTube.

[00:52:54] Get in there, man.

[00:53:09] I mean, I know you're an ass player, and by default, you have to be an idiot, but have

[00:53:14] you even thought about joining?

[00:53:16] Brother, you're just venturing into the unknown.

[00:53:23] Carter I'm almost there again bro it's like there's people in the chat that need

[00:53:29] to be banned but then there's other people who are literally need to be like

[00:53:33] analyzed mentally like you are deranged bro

[00:53:41] why are people retweeting it you shot the out of my clone are you dumb

[00:53:53] I apologize, I did not know that you were in that corner.

[00:54:23] I mean 4 out of 10. Why are we clipping this, bro?

[00:54:34] How many times did you drone? Zero. You shot it out of my clone. You whipped multiple times.

[00:54:39] You potatoed. Like, what is this, bro? What is this?

[00:54:45] That should be the name of an informerry.

[00:54:55] That might be the longest gamertag I've ever seen.

[00:55:06] What about?

[00:55:07] What about?

[00:55:11] Good fake.

[00:55:12] Wow.

[00:55:13] Really good fakes. Wow

[00:55:18] Really good really good fake I'm not even gonna hold you really good fake

[00:55:23] Yo Nathan thank you for the tier one Nathan Nathan do me a favor kiss me on my hot mouth. I'm feeling romantic

[00:55:29] Donald bills thank you for the prime stuff. Don't bills lonely. Thank you for the prime stuff. I don't appreciate it

[00:55:35] Almost out of a hundred K that is insane, bro

[00:55:40] That is insane

[00:55:43] wait stop do you have a rubber ducky charm by chance

[00:55:48] all right so Chad he's using a rubber ducky charm which means he's the highest

[00:55:54] rank you could possibly be so

[00:55:59] also this is Mira set up is like atrocious like literally awful

[00:56:07] And there it is. Boom. It all makes perfect sense now. Copper, copper, bronze, bronze,

[00:56:17] bronze, copper, bronze, bronze, copper, copper. See what I mean? I could just say it. Soon

[00:56:24] As soon as I see the rubber ducky charm, I can just tell you what rank it is.

[00:56:46] Swapping mechs!

[00:56:49] Don't tell me that's the whole clip. Don't tell me that's the whole clip.

[00:56:54] Don't tell me that's the whole entire clip.

[00:57:00] Don't you dare open cases, dudes.

[00:57:04] Stop rushing me.

[00:57:07] Guiding rust.

[00:57:10] He got two wallbangs.

[00:57:15] You're the luckiest player of all time.

[00:57:21] How do you get two individual wallbangs?

[00:57:30] She's up all night to keep sound.

[00:57:34] Pure skill, daddy.

[00:57:35] It's a lot, dude.

[00:57:36] Chad, it's a lot.

[00:57:39] All right.

[00:57:40] I wanna express I'm gravely concerned.

[00:57:43] He's using reflex on the P-19.

[00:57:47] I've never even seen that before, Chad.

[00:57:51] And if you look at the top of the screen, it's a casual game, which means he probably

[00:57:56] hasn't unlocked ranked.

[00:57:58] Everybody grab your seatbelt and strap in.

[00:58:01] It's going to be a bumpy ride.

[00:58:07] That might have been one of the sloppiest kills I've ever seen.

[00:58:25] Inside!

[00:58:26] Inside!

[00:58:27] Inside!

[00:58:28] They are inside!

[00:58:31] They are in sight!

[00:59:31] The fact that you're 10 and 1 in this lobby literally sends chills down my spines.

[00:59:56] The fact that you're by far the best player in the lobby actually scares the shit out of me.

[01:00:01] Like, that is terrifying.

[01:00:04] That is legitimately horrifying, bro.

[01:00:06] Lewis, thank you for the follow-up.

[01:00:09] Best clip of the day? Yeah, that's a pretty loose sentence there.

[01:00:12] I don't know if I would agree.

[01:00:15] Okay, this is what I would call, like, a Star Wars scope.

[01:00:19] I don't really see people ever using this, like, seriously.

[01:00:26] We might actually have like a high level player on our hands here.

[01:00:52] got a rein? fancy? fancy? right! got a rein? defuse, defuse, defuse, defuse

[01:01:21] Not bad, bro.

[01:01:22] A, not bad, dude.

[01:01:24] Not bad, bro, legitimately.

[01:01:26] Not bad.

[01:01:27] I'm gonna go...

[01:01:31] I'm gonna go seven out of 10.

[01:01:33] Not a bad cliff.

[01:01:35] Not a bad cliff at all.

[01:01:36] By hand he meets.

[01:01:37] Not a bad cliff.

[01:01:38] Next up, coming in for my boy BD, the second out.

[01:01:41] BD, let me see.

[01:01:42] Let me see if we're gonna go BD.

[01:01:44] Okay, this is not a bad C4 lineup, like I see the vision here.

[01:02:07] Very smart, very well played.

[01:02:21] Easy, you're better late.

[01:02:24] Oh! I was gonna say, why are you beating that? Not bad!

[01:02:27] Good day my god!

[01:02:37] Okay, really good fundamental player.

[01:02:46] Not bad at all.

[01:02:55] Is that your bleeding?

[01:02:56] What was that?

[01:02:57] What?

[01:02:58] See how deep they give it a prime.

[01:03:06] Mike Evans was traded.

[01:03:07] Thanks, man.

[01:03:08] I didn't know.

[01:03:09] Dude, you're the first person to tell me that.

[01:03:11] There definitely has not been 800 people that have told me Mike Evans was traded.

[01:03:15] Bro, thank you.

[01:03:16] Like, legitimately, if you wouldn't have came in here and said that, I would have

[01:03:20] had no idea.

[01:03:21] Thanks, man.

[01:03:25] Hi guys, what are you doing bro?

[01:03:55] Now, don't you dare, don't you dare, don't you dare, high-vice, high-vice, stop!

[01:04:02] High-vice, stop!

[01:04:04] This is not your stream, high-vice!

[01:04:08] This is not your stream!

[01:04:11] Move the camera back!

[01:04:16] Move it back!

[01:04:17] Jack, have you stopped typing malked?

[01:04:21] I mean, come on.

[01:04:23] Seriously guys, can we stop typing Mocked?

[01:04:42] Okay, stop. It's two to one and it's match point, which means it's Casual.

[01:04:46] Which means there's a 90% chance this guy doesn't have ranks unlocked because who the fuck would choose to play Casual?

[01:04:53] He's Champ, he's not Champ. If that's a charm that looks like Champ, he's not Champ.

[01:05:11] A lot of people use that charm to gas like people.

[01:05:21] Help your teammate!

[01:05:23] Got it right!

[01:05:41] WINDOW! WINDOW! WINDOW!

[01:05:43] Got it right!

[01:05:45] Love that we're using our goggles.

[01:05:47] Like a lot of Warden players have like four brain cells, so they don't use their goggles. Love that using your goggles.

[01:06:00] In in he's in he jumped in he jumped in

[01:06:07] Okay, this is another one on the window that's my bad bad call

[01:06:17] Goggles! Goggles! Goggles! You are warden! You brain dead idiot! Just use your goggles

[01:06:29] and peek! This is what I'm talking about. This is what I'm talking about. Right here.

[01:06:38] Warden Blair. I'm not opening cases yet! Stop ruxing me. Thank you, could you

[01:07:02] shoot the drone? Like, you were looking at this drone for like eight years. Thank

[01:07:05] God, you shot him!

[01:07:19] He's alive already.

[01:07:35] where's the clip are you just sitting here where is the clip he's not on the

[01:07:43] window anymore that's why

[01:07:47] Up for last operator standing

[01:07:56] Thank God you use your goggles fuck

[01:08:05] All right brother, I'm gonna be honest

[01:08:07] Nothing about this clip was inspiring

[01:08:10] Nothing about this clip was motivational. Nothing about this clip had any potential to it, bro

[01:08:15] quit now brother you got yin and didn't put on your gobble again chat like if

[01:08:26] you think I've ever once looked like this you you just have no ball knowledge I've

[01:08:32] never chat what do you mean mob so what I got mobbed by my 500-pound self what

[01:08:38] does that mean I got mobbed by my 500-pound self what the hell does

[01:08:44] Does that mean we're going to do 10 more minutes of clips and then we'll do cases?

[01:08:49] Everybody get off my cock.

[01:08:51] We might do some agario rums too.

[01:08:53] We might do some agario rums potentially from High Vives, High Vives.

[01:08:58] I'm going to do cases!

[01:09:01] Relax High Vives!

[01:09:03] Alright, these are the clips I love because there's 15 seconds left.

[01:09:10] It's a 2v2 scenario.

[01:09:12] Anybody can look good normally.

[01:09:14] How good do you play when there's pressure on?

[01:09:17] How do you play?

[01:09:18] How good do you play when there's pressure on?

[01:09:21] 15 seconds left.

[01:09:23] Alright man, you got 10 seconds.

[01:09:25] I don't know why we're crouch walking.

[01:09:28] 10 seconds left.

[01:09:30] You have 8 seconds.

[01:09:31] Why are you crouch walking?

[01:09:34] You have 4 seconds.

[01:09:36] You have 4 seconds.

[01:09:38] I mean, anybody home?

[01:09:40] There's no time for this!

[01:09:43] RUN IN THE SIGHT!

[01:09:45] What are you doing?

[01:09:47] I think it's left.

[01:09:49] GET IN THERE YOU DICK!

[01:10:01] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

[01:10:04] WHAT?!

[01:10:06] WAIT WHAT?!

[01:10:13] I'm done! I'm done!

[01:10:19] That is the most undeserving kill I've ever seen in my...

[01:10:27] That is individually the luck you not play out, you play sad.

[01:10:32] That is the luckiest human being to ever touch a controller. Ever!

[01:10:39] That is horrible.

[01:10:41] He gets a no-scope headshot wall bang.

[01:10:46] I don't know if I've ever seen that.

[01:10:50] Literally enters the site with two seconds left and starts aimlessly shooting without

[01:10:55] scoping in by the way, which messes up his accuracy by about 500% and still gets a headshot.

[01:11:02] I've actually seen it all.

[01:11:03] I have legitimately genuinely seen it all.

[01:11:06] Sharpies taking over to boss, taking over to chill one.

[01:11:09] Bro's jealous.

[01:11:10] jealous that's gonna work one out of every 8,000 times that cliff was literally

[01:11:16] one in 8,000 what an 8,000 if you see that 7,999 other times gonna fail

[01:11:31] sending love from Florida thank you license hey let's get some W's let's

[01:11:37] Let's turn this chat around, let's make this a positive environment.

[01:11:41] Thank you, man.

[01:11:44] El.

[01:11:45] High-vives types, ban that fucker.

[01:11:49] Okay, have us.

[01:11:51] Cool.

[01:11:52] Got it, have us.

[01:11:54] So, just stop.

[01:12:03] You have not droned a fucking thing.

[01:12:10] Is he inside?

[01:12:17] It's always good to be flashing these doors instead of crouch-peaking them.

[01:12:26] Good...

[01:12:31] Good vision on the balcony.

[01:12:33] Not bad kid. Not fucking bad at all kid. Not bad kid.

[01:12:46] Really? What? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what?

[01:13:06] Why are these turning into like the luckiest clips ever? What is happening?

[01:13:16] I completely lost my train of thought dude.

[01:13:18] Who is that, bro?

[01:13:20] Is that even real?

[01:13:22] Is that a real?

[01:13:24] I'm such a fucking child, Chad.

[01:13:28] Chad, who is that? Who is that?

[01:13:33] Who is that? Who is that?

[01:13:39] My girlfriend.

[01:13:41] Bahra!

[01:13:43] That's your girlfriend.

[01:13:45] Queen of norwish

[01:13:48] Norway

[01:13:49] But I gotta go to Norway dude

[01:13:51] chat

[01:13:53] chat is anybody the chat from

[01:13:56] Norway or

[01:13:58] Like Finland

[01:14:02] You know what though chat, I don't even like bro chat. I don't even you know say guys, you know what I got bro

[01:14:08] I'm gonna get a job. I'm gonna go and battle him

[01:14:10] I'm gonna go about it this week and I'm gonna find it you can we're literally gonna do a

[01:14:15] Valorant stream this week where we just try to find it you can I'll be barkin and everything

[01:14:21] bro yeah let's literally all the money trying to do this week oh god no dear god please stop

[01:14:32] shut up bro only tortas what what guys clips are lagging it might be case time clips finally

[01:14:43] froze clips finally froze it might be case time hope never got one more one more clip chat

[01:14:51] maybe two more clips than case time if we don't get a goal today i'm going to fucking lose it

[01:14:58] Yeah, so you could have literally added that out of the clip. That did not help your case.

[01:15:28] Good name

[01:15:31] Good name see bro. You should have just cut out the first part

[01:15:40] Good name someone exposed you bro, why don't you just edit it?

[01:15:58] Why would you keep this in the clip?

[01:16:07] Why would you keep that in?

[01:16:11] Oh my god, 0 out of 10.

[01:16:17] Alright, see you guys in the next clips.

[01:16:20] 0 out of 10.

[01:16:21] High vibes.

[01:16:22] Load up.

[01:16:23] CS go.

[01:16:25] Chat!

[01:16:26] It's time!

[01:16:28] FOR OUR FIRST EVER GOLD!

[01:16:32] Hi guys, load it up, let's go.

[01:16:36] Let's do this, bro. Hi guys, let's do this.

[01:16:40] Load it up, CSGO! Load it up!

[01:16:44] We have over a hundred cases, chat. Lock the fuck in, man.

[01:18:58] What the fuck?

[01:19:00] High-vives!

[01:19:02] What the fuck?

[01:19:04] High-vives!

[01:19:06] What's your deal, you fucking fiend?

[01:19:10] What the hell type of shit is that?

[01:19:14] All right, ladies and gentlemen.

[01:19:18] I'm going to need everybody in the chat to type an I was here in the chat.

[01:19:22] Before we do cases chat,

[01:19:26] I know I'm edging, I know I'm edging, I know I'm edging, but we have to get a personal

[01:19:34] best on Agarria.

[01:19:37] I know I'm edging, but we have to get a personal best in Agarria.

[01:19:42] Everybody lock in, grab your tip, start stroking it.

[01:19:46] Before we do cases, why are there already 150 people in the lobby?

[01:19:51] I've never seen an Agarria lobby this stacked without any streams ever.

[01:19:55] Now, 150 of them lobby.

[01:19:59] Chad just saying it would be aura

[01:20:01] if I got top one in my first try.

[01:20:03] Did I miss, oh my God, I missed about my name.

[01:20:05] It'd be aura if I got top one first try.

[01:20:09] Bro, it's nice to be in a small ball

[01:20:10] because you can sift through the germs.

[01:20:12] Like you know what I'm saying?

[01:20:13] You can sift through the germs.

[01:20:17] I guess I'm not big enough to eat him.

[01:20:19] I guess I'm not big enough to eat him.

[01:20:23] Chad, let's get to the question.

[01:20:24] Have y'all ever had your ass eaten before?

[01:20:28] Tepi, yes or no?

[01:20:29] Three in a chatter to these about a question.

[01:20:34] Nicholas Stewart, all right.

[01:20:35] First stream sniper of the day, right there.

[01:20:39] Nicholas Stewart, full name.

[01:20:43] First stream sniper of the day, right there.

[01:20:45] Not even trying to hide it.

[01:20:47] Literally not even trying to hide it.

[01:20:49] JDX Bonnie, all right?

[01:20:51] That's the second stream sniper.

[01:20:53] Wait, I just realized something?

[01:20:55] Chat, controller is number one in the lobby.

[01:21:00] And there's like, he has bots, bro.

[01:21:04] This guy has bots.

[01:21:06] Wait, what?

[01:21:07] Respect controller.

[01:21:10] Brother, this guy has full on bots.

[01:21:13] Here's another blatant fucking stream sniper.

[01:21:16] Bro, how bored do you have to be

[01:21:19] to be botting in an agario lobby?

[01:21:23] watch for that, that's gonna be it, but like, the other thing is, splitting is not even

[01:21:35] fundamental.

[01:21:36] Bro, I don't want to play agario if there's bots, if there's bots I don't want to play

[01:21:43] agario bro, like.

[01:21:46] Bro, am I gonna be in the same lobby?

[01:21:51] Am I just ripped cases?

[01:21:53] Am I gonna be in the same lobby?

[01:21:55] Yes, new lobby, new lobby.

[01:21:57] Here we go.

[01:21:58] Why are there 200 people?

[01:22:00] Oh my God!

[01:22:06] So let me get this straight, Chris.

[01:22:08] Okay.

[01:22:09] Chris, let me get this straight.

[01:22:11] You split on a guy who just spawned in.

[01:22:13] Do you like hate the world, Chris?

[01:22:16] literally. How much do you actually hate yourself? Yeah,

[01:22:22] Guardia servers are definitely going to crash. Alright,

[01:22:27] GeoGuessor. Chat World Traveler Jinxie. One game of GeoGuessor

[01:22:33] that we rip cases. Chat World Traveler Jinxie. World Traveler

[01:22:37] Silver drinks it.

[01:22:43] Silver 2 is the rank?

[01:22:45] Not bad.

[01:22:46] It's not bronze.

[01:22:49] I've lost 4 out of my last 5, Jesus.

[01:22:55] Prog.

[01:22:56] Guarantee you this is prog.

[01:23:01] Bro, I know it's not Bro, but it's Czechia.

[01:23:08] Guarantee that it's Czechia.

[01:23:10] I guarantee that it's Czechia.

[01:23:15] He's gonna be shocked.

[01:23:16] He's gonna be like, how does he know?

[01:23:18] How does he...

[01:23:28] Latia!

[01:23:30] I won't...

[01:23:31] I got one model? Stop inventing me, stop!

[01:23:39] Hawaii. Hawaii.

[01:24:01] I didn't cheat. I didn't cheat. I didn't cheat. I knew it was Iceland. I was just checking

[01:24:15] chat to make sure y'all knew. I knew it was Iceland. I was just checking chat to make

[01:24:20] Make sure y'all knew.

[01:24:25] This is...

[01:24:26] STOP IT, BADIME!

[01:24:28] This is, um...

[01:24:29] I noticed.

[01:24:31] This is like Bulgaria.

[01:24:32] Bulgaria flag.

[01:24:36] The fuck is Bulgaria?

[01:24:38] No, no!

[01:24:41] Where's Bulgaria?

[01:24:44] Oh, Lithuania.

[01:24:48] Yo bro!

[01:24:49] Oh, do I turn off?!

[01:24:52] Like, what are these friends and fights?

[01:24:57] Greenland, Greenland. Greenland for sure.

[01:25:07] Greenland, 100%.

[01:25:09] Ireland and Dora on Norway?

[01:25:19] Should how are y'all saying different stuff?

[01:25:27] Chile.

[01:25:30] Rosa, Ireland or Chile?

[01:25:32] I don't want you to make out tracks!

[01:25:34] What is that?

[01:25:41] Yo, these fucking friend invites are gonna try me crazy!

[01:25:54] These fucking friend invites are gonna drive me crazy!

[01:26:06] Please stop!

[01:26:08] I can't think!

[01:26:09] With the dinging!

[01:26:14] How am I supposed to know what country this is?

[01:26:15] It's a fucking rock!

[01:26:18] Like, like, it's a forest!

[01:26:20] How am I supposed to-

[01:26:24] This looks like a fucking Russ map!

[01:26:31] USA, baby.

[01:26:36] Chad, y'all aren't helping!

[01:26:39] Y'all are not helping!

[01:26:42] Whoa, language!

[01:26:44] Y'all must!

[01:26:45] Chad, what language is Y'all must?

[01:26:48] Help!

[01:26:49] Help!

[01:26:50] I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!

[01:27:00] Bro if he says turkey he's stream sniping us to where we're going to.

[01:27:04] We outta know where turkey is, outta know where tur-

[01:27:06] I don't know where tur-

[01:27:12] I don't know where tur-

[01:27:16] It's next to Greece, child, I'm sorry, I'm an unintelligent idiot!

[01:27:23] I've never seen that language in my life!

[01:27:33] Bro, it's gonna be like Thailand or Mongolia.

[01:27:37] I've never!

[01:27:39] Oh my God, I was right, you guys said Thailand!

[01:27:45] I was right. I was right. I was actually right. I was actually not stupid. She's almost out.

[01:27:58] 66 miles left. I love this game. I love this game.

[01:28:05] If y'all are from any of these countries, please help, guys.

[01:28:09] Please.

[01:28:14] Code, code, code!

[01:28:16] Text, text!

[01:28:17] Serviço da RCS.

[01:28:20] Chat, anybody from here?

[01:28:21] Anybody from here?

[01:28:22] Chat, anybody from here?

[01:28:25] Brazil, Cuba.

[01:28:27] Somewhere in South America.

[01:28:29] Brazil.

[01:28:29] Not USA, Gucci!

[01:28:31] Brazil.

[01:28:33] Pracio, famo por a carraio

[01:28:35] Pracio, famo por a carraio

[01:28:38] Please

[01:28:39] Chad, I love you if you guys are right

[01:28:41] I love you

[01:28:44] Wait, no, he's at

[01:28:46] He's not this young, he's not this young

[01:28:50] Chad, you guys are so smart

[01:28:52] Oh my god

[01:28:54] My Chad is so smart

[01:28:57] Chad, one more, one more, one more

[01:29:01] One more in them cases

[01:29:03] Che, y'all gotta help me. Look. Call it cheating, bro.

[01:29:05] Look, I wanna get some of the highest rank in the game.

[01:29:07] Che, y'all gotta help me.

[01:29:09] I wanna get some of the highest rank

[01:29:10] and then I can play against...

[01:29:12] Che, what's his name, bro?

[01:29:13] He's the goal. I know his name.

[01:29:15] I wanna get some of the highest rank.

[01:29:17] Che, what's his name?

[01:29:22] Rainbow.

[01:29:23] Che, one more. One more.

[01:29:27] Unfenced road.

[01:29:28] Beware of wandering...

[01:29:31] Cock?

[01:29:36] Am I reading? Am I?

[01:29:38] I'm reading this right.

[01:29:40] On Fence Road, beware of wandering cock.

[01:29:44] Well, dude, this is Australia, I guarantee it.

[01:29:52] Guaranteed.

[01:29:55] I'm actually a...

[01:29:57] Jack, I know I'm an idiot or whatever.

[01:29:59] Come on, that was pretty good.

[01:30:00] That's pretty good.

[01:30:02] Wondering cock?

[01:30:05] Europe.

[01:30:06] This is Scandinavia.

[01:30:07] This is going to be like Norway, Switzerland, or Sweden?

[01:30:12] Sweden.

[01:30:13] Sweden, so chat out.

[01:30:15] Chat out.

[01:30:16] Switzerland, Switzerland, Switzerland, Switzerland.

[01:30:20] Where's Switzerland?

[01:30:22] No!

[01:30:30] Switzerland's such a small country! Bro, I couldn't see it! Switzerland's so small!

[01:30:37] It's next to Frenchia!

[01:30:41] Chad, where? Wait! Wait, what?

[01:30:48] Malaysia! Exhausted Malaysia!

[01:31:00] Okay, we can't allow- How do I lose? How do I lose? We've got the same shit!

[01:31:10] Chad, if you're from here, help. If you recognize this country, Chad. If you recognize this country.

[01:31:21] Okay, this looks like I'm about to get like ran into like Slenderman.

[01:31:26] Wait, this is Scandinavia.

[01:31:28] Bro, is Scandinavia out of the buildings look like this?

[01:31:33] Croatia?

[01:31:34] Croatia?

[01:31:36] Norway?

[01:31:38] Guys, I think this is Scandinavia.

[01:31:41] Czechia.

[01:31:44] Norway?

[01:31:53] Bro, my opponent knows what he's doing.

[01:31:56] Wait, what island is that?

[01:31:58] What is that? I don't know that island.

[01:32:00] Is that...

[01:32:06] I know, but hey, y'all are sick!

[01:32:10] Check, check, check!

[01:32:13] Power washing, painting, and cleaning service.

[01:32:17] 609 area code.

[01:32:19] Or this could be U.S., bro. This could be U.S.

[01:32:22] New Jersey!

[01:32:24] No choicey!

[01:32:26] Um...

[01:32:28] Then we can... um... no choicey!

[01:32:30] Most is dad would know this!

[01:32:32] Most is dad would know exactly what this is!

[01:32:39] Yeah, anybody know exactly where?

[01:32:41] Market, market.

[01:32:43] It says market.

[01:32:44] Market.

[01:32:54] bro that's market new joysy that's market new joysy it's Bayone Bayone Bayone

[01:33:02] joysy bro okay wait this is beautiful Chad this country is beautiful look at

[01:33:10] this Chad this country is beautiful

[01:33:18] Wait, that looks like skyscraper in Rainbow Six Seat.

[01:33:26] The roof looks like skyscraper.

[01:33:27] This is going to be an Asia.

[01:33:28] I literally noticed because of Seat.

[01:33:30] Swear to God I noticed because of Seat.

[01:33:33] Somewhere in Asia, maybe Korea or Japan.

[01:33:36] Japan.

[01:33:37] Easy.

[01:33:38] Chad, I knew it.

[01:33:39] It reminds me of Seat Road, the roof.

[01:33:42] Now, let's think, Chad.

[01:33:45] It's not going to be Tokyo.

[01:33:47] This is not the cities of Japan.

[01:33:49] This is like where was Karate Kid 2 at?

[01:33:53] Karate Kid 2.

[01:33:56] Now it's going to be like, bro, there's an island I'm thinking of in Japan.

[01:34:04] Where was it?

[01:34:06] Ichiba.

[01:34:07] Ichiba?

[01:34:08] North Island.

[01:34:09] Yeah, it's going to be a North Island, y'all.

[01:34:14] Sapporo.

[01:34:15] What is this?

[01:34:22] Wait, what?

[01:34:25] Where?

[01:34:28] What?

[01:34:33] Hit me, fellas.

[01:34:35] What country? What country?

[01:34:47] A lot of...

[01:34:49] A lot of mountains. Maybe this is Hawaii.

[01:34:53] This is Hawaii, maybe, Chad.

[01:34:59] Tampa? No, that's not...

[01:35:02] Hawaii.

[01:35:05] It's not tarpon springs, Guatemala.

[01:35:08] It's not tarpon springs at Guatemala.

[01:35:15] One of you.

[01:35:19] Mourbeza!

[01:35:21] Wow.

[01:35:32] Swear to God, how is this silver?

[01:35:35] Like I understood, like how is this silver?

[01:35:37] One more, one more.

[01:35:38] Jack, how is this silver though?

[01:35:40] Like dude, the silver, silver two is not this good.

[01:35:51] What is this?

[01:35:58] Russia?

[01:36:01] Can't wear, wear in Russia.

[01:36:06] What's in here?

[01:36:11] We need every point we can get.

[01:36:16] What's in here?

[01:36:20] What's in a lot of stuff?

[01:36:26] Cyperia in Cyperia.

[01:36:30] Chattanooga Cyperia it is it's it's up top right up top.

[01:36:39] Oh, Russia is huge like how do you guess how do you guess how do you guess East never

[01:36:48] eat soggy waffles.

[01:36:55] I don't see Siberia, guys.

[01:36:58] I don't see Siberia.

[01:37:05] Dagestan? Maybe? I don't know, Jack! I don't know!

[01:37:13] Russia's so big, it's so hard to guess.

[01:37:15] Like, it's so big, guys.

[01:37:18] He knows. How does he know? Look at what he's doing.

[01:37:29] Not bad. We win that. We win that! Not bad!

[01:37:42] What's my point? It's that.

[01:37:44] Yes, we won again! Brother, what type of spawn put is that? Only one place in the world with kangaroos. Wait, maybe New Zealand too.

[01:38:00] This could be Africa this could be Africa but where but aware chat which country which

[01:38:20] country what do y'all think y'all know

[01:38:25] Jamaica

[01:38:28] Jamaica Bali I know it's in Africa but

[01:38:34] oh this is gonna be hard to guess I know it's an Africa I know it's an

[01:38:39] Africa but I don't know where okay no bucket of okay no can I get over there

[01:38:45] can I get over there

[01:38:50] Jowl.

[01:38:52] Look, look, look.

[01:38:59] Bolly.

[01:39:00] Guys, what is Bolly?

[01:39:10] Why did you say Bolly?!

[01:39:12] Bro, I knew it was Africa!

[01:39:15] Oh my god!

[01:39:20] Very beautiful country. Very beautiful country. Very cold. Very cold. Very beautiful. Very

[01:39:34] beautiful. Come on show me some text. Text text. Wait. AT. Um. Austria. Austria. AT.

[01:39:47] AT Austria has to be Austria Austria yes I knew it I fucking knew it Vienna by the

[01:39:58] mountains by the mountains please mess up no

[01:40:04] Berger stopped. He knows.

[01:40:07] He's getting wrong! It's not Liechtenstein! It's Austria!

[01:40:19] It's Liechtenstein in Austria?

[01:40:22] Oh, that's his name.

[01:40:25] Erbatsu, Inden, Riegen, Unter, Leopold, the Fort.

[01:40:40] Mike, Christ, and Schliethen.

[01:40:42] This is German.

[01:40:43] I know this is German.

[01:40:45] Berlin?

[01:40:46] Greece.

[01:40:47] Wait.

[01:40:48] Y'all think.

[01:40:49] Y'all think Greece?

[01:40:50] Y'all are saying Greece?

[01:40:56] Is it Greece or Germany? I thought...

[01:40:58] This is German!

[01:41:00] Right to be the sound.

[01:41:02] This is German. I guarantee it.

[01:41:04] Jack, one of y'all's gotta be from the city.

[01:41:06] One of y'all has to be from here!

[01:41:17] Manchem, Germany.

[01:41:20] I'm telling you, if my viewer is correct, it says Mannheim Germany.

[01:41:30] He said Mannheim Germany.

[01:41:32] Where do I go?

[01:41:41] I'm telling you, if my viewer is correct, it says manhandle.

[01:41:57] I thought it was Dortmund for a second.

[01:42:00] Dead mold.

[01:42:01] Chopper got soft most generational comeback ever I guarantee you this is

[01:42:11] Sveeta Sveeta or Norwex or Switzerland

[01:42:19] Stop saying Tampa

[01:42:22] Austria

[01:42:23] So me give you all more clues. Let me give you all more clues

[01:42:26] Zoonfester Peak

[01:42:28] Ferenc

[01:42:30] Chamorilfe

[01:42:32] Ferenc Shuffer

[01:42:40] Very beautiful

[01:42:42] Got so much wrath

[01:42:44] Oh, that's what you mean

[01:42:52] I think Sweden, guys

[01:42:54] Liechtenstein?

[01:42:55] Liechtenstein?

[01:42:56] I've seen a lot of people in China saying Liechtenstein.

[01:43:01] Can I find Germany?

[01:43:10] Germany.

[01:43:15] Where is Liechtenstein?

[01:43:20] Where?

[01:43:21] Where?

[01:43:27] South

[01:43:38] Where is Lincoln sign?

[01:43:40] I just said South Germany.

[01:43:50] I just said South Germany.

[01:44:01] Oh, that sure made a mark.

[01:44:08] Where'd you get that?

[01:44:17] DZ!

[01:44:19] Wait.

[01:44:21] DE, this is Denmark.

[01:44:24] Denmark, right?

[01:44:26] Italy?

[01:44:28] give us tax I'm trying

[01:44:38] you got saying Italy well you got sure bro it says D.E.

[01:44:46] Germany? Are you sure?

[01:44:53] Germany is Germany. Oh yeah, Deutschland! Deutschland, Deutschland.

[01:45:01] Where is this in Germany? Deutschland.

[01:45:07] Spekens in Deutsch. Spekens in Deutsch.

[01:45:13] Shardak apartment. Wait, that's not... I don't know. I don't know what you're at.

[01:45:33] That's Greek.

[01:45:41] Albaedia! What?! Wait, no, no. Macedonia. Why did it say DE? Why did it say DE, Jack?

[01:45:58] What?!

[01:46:00] I'm gonna try to give you guys tax I'm trying to give you guys tax I think tax makes it easier

[01:46:10] I mean mother gonna say agrees if I didn't guess that I wouldn't have been close to y'all

[01:46:22] got enough chat pervert in atherton bereave y'all have to know y'all gotta know someone's

[01:46:29] It's got enough.

[01:46:32] Australia, Australia, Australia.

[01:46:38] Jack, if you guys are right, I fucking love you!

[01:46:45] Bro, this kid's looking in the green zone.

[01:46:54] How is that a shielder?!

[01:46:56] I'm getting on CS Cal like bro. There's no way that's a fucking silver

[01:47:04] How is that a silver? I don't understand

[01:47:09] It's time

[01:47:13] Ladies and gentlemen one more we'll do some more tomorrow back in this fun as fuck channel do some more tomorrow

[01:47:20] Ladies and gentlemen

[01:47:22] I

[01:47:24] Have us call me

[01:47:26] I've eyes call my phone

[01:47:29] We have over a hundred job. You have over a hundred pieces

[01:47:32] Why am I still getting invites on geometry dash?

[01:47:40] Have us call me

[01:47:47] I've ice call me I've ice call me

[01:47:52] Highbice call me. Highbice!

[01:47:55] How many cases have you bequeathed upon me?

[01:48:02] Thanks for doing that, by the way.

[01:48:12] Hey, hey, thanks for doing that, bro.

[01:48:14] Wait, what did you just say?

[01:48:21] Hi guys, if I get a gold, do you think I'm gonna like split it with you?

[01:48:28] Watch this shit.

[01:48:30] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

[01:48:35] Do you want a gold or not?

[01:48:37] Yes, I want a gold.

[01:48:39] Alright.

[01:48:40] That's why I'm here.

[01:48:42] Just, just stop.

[01:48:45] Yeah, bro, that's what I fucking thought listen, bro. Hi guys, how many cases do we got bro?

[01:48:55] 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100, 110, 120, 130, we have 134 cases late.

[01:49:15] And

[01:49:39] On the bright side on the bright side. Hi guys, we're not gonna need

[01:49:45] We're not going to need to restock. You want to know why I have us?

[01:49:52] Because in these 134 cases that I'm about to open, I'm not going to open one gold or two golds or three golds.

[01:49:59] I'm going to open four golds in the next 130 cases. Mark my fucking words!

[01:50:05] What are the odds of pulling one goal?

[01:50:22] What are the odds?

[01:50:23] What are the odds?

[01:50:24] What are the odds?

[01:50:25] Call Squishy to bat.

[01:50:26] Is Squishy on chat?

[01:50:27] Call Squishy.

[01:50:32] Is Squishy on chat?

[01:50:34] Squishy, Squishy, Squishy, Squishy, Squishy, Squishy.

[01:50:47] Chat.

[01:50:48] Okay.

[01:50:49] Okay, chat, what are the odds of pulling one goal?

[01:50:57] 50-50, love your mindset chat.

[01:50:59] Yeah, you either pull it or you don't.

[01:51:03] You are so twisted.

[01:51:05] You need help, bro, you need help.

[01:51:07] No, it's 50-50, you either get it or you don't.

[01:51:08] There's only two outcomes.

[01:51:12] Hi guys, look, bro, I know you despise me.

[01:51:16] Hi guys, I'm gonna get a goal, bro, all right?

[01:51:18] It's gotta happen.

[01:51:20] Hi guys, I've never been more sure

[01:51:21] of anything in my entire fucking life.

[01:51:27] Okay, I mean, let's just,

[01:51:29] why not just start it now?

[01:51:32] Just one taste won't give water.

[01:51:35] All right, Jabba the Ripper with Squishy.

[01:51:38] All right, it's Chad, is Squishy joining?

[01:51:42] Or is he playing Rocket League?

[01:51:44] He's playing Rocket League.

[01:51:46] I was Squishy playing Rocket League.

[01:51:47] All right, I'm going to go mute and perform a ritual on my ass.

[01:51:55] What?

[01:51:56] Hello?

[01:51:57] Today's the day.

[01:51:58] Squishy!

[01:51:59] Squishy.

[01:52:00] Yes, bro.

[01:52:01] Do you know what day today is?

[01:52:13] In the gold bar, I feel it as well.

[01:52:15] I feel it inside me, bro.

[01:52:16] Yeah, so some you're not only are you getting a gold bar? You're getting the best for you're gonna make profit today, bro

[01:52:21] I feel it. Yeah, some people like to call like today Monday. It's gold day

[01:52:26] Squishy, yeah, if I don't get a gold guess what I'm reloading at 8 p.m.

[01:52:32] So I'm not blocked like this. This is a joke to me, bro. Wait, what do you mean you're reloading at 8 p.m.

[01:52:38] You're adding a little 2k?

[01:52:41] Yes

[01:52:43] Yeah, yeah, thanks you probably be careful brother. This shit's a dark abyss you're fucking falling into bro. Be careful

[01:52:51] If you get the gold I mean you might fall even deeper into it

[01:52:54] I understand brother. I understand, but what I like to call that is negative vibes

[01:52:59] My fault. My fault. What it really is, bro

[01:53:02] It's no no, it's not your fault because you're thinking practically, but I'm not I'm thinking delusionally

[01:53:08] I'm gonna get four gold today because I said so. Are you ready?

[01:53:13] Four golds. I mean, I have a two minutes in a Rockley game, but you can you can get going. I don't want to hold it out

[01:53:17] Let me start by screen share. It's question. Yeah, join after your game. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You can just start if you want

[01:53:28] I wrote my second one of it good start

[01:53:31] Just feeling it up. Remember like five blues in a row is good. It's good energy

[01:53:35] I'm pretty sure because that means you're counting or something good, bro

[01:53:37] You said five blues in a row five blues. Yeah, it's a good sign. It's a good sign

[01:53:41] Like you lose hearts five times and you win days, bro sound it's a thing

[01:53:56] Big big big oh my god

[01:54:01] Bro, Betty's my crates are my cases are juiced tonight. They're juiced three pinks

[01:54:07] In the same case you have three pinks

[01:54:11] I

[01:54:24] Yeah, what am I doing?

[01:54:29] Bro, you know, it's one of four hundred a year to go, right?

[01:54:33] Not do anything wrong, but you have to open 400 yet

[01:54:36] Which is still with you within the odd you're within the odds

[01:54:41] It's one in four hundred cases to get the to get the gold bro, so you're within the odd still

[01:54:44] You're open 400 before you can complain, you know me

[01:54:50] It's also 5050 bro, it's also you could or you could not

[01:54:54] And I look at it gonna bright side always look in the bright side. Thanks. We call Bernard really good one moment. Sorry

[01:55:00] Just ordered it fact check that

[01:55:05] Hey, Bernard, how's it going?

[01:55:11] Conquering any new arenas today or plusing the next big stream twist. I'm addicted to opening cases and CS go

[01:55:18] All the case opening rabbit hole I get it the suspense is half the thrill

[01:55:23] But hey, I'll be here to keep you grounded. So you don't accidentally open your entire one

[01:55:32] Odds of me pulling a gold in a regular case

[01:55:35] The odds depend on the specific collection of cases, but generally gold tier items, those

[01:55:42] rare knives or gloves, are famously slim.

[01:55:46] We're talking about a fraction of a percent, roughly one in 400 or so.

[01:55:50] So when you do get one, it's a moment.

[01:55:53] What the fuck did you just say to me?

[01:55:59] I was just laying out those odds.

[01:56:01] They're super low, so pulling the gold is a jackpot moment.

[01:56:04] If that call you off guard, just know I've got your back.

[01:56:07] No fluff, just facts.

[01:56:10] One in 400, Brunner.

[01:56:13] What's the percentage chance of that?

[01:56:14] What is the percentage?

[01:56:16] So, one in 525?

[01:56:20] Exactly, about a quarter of a percent.

[01:56:22] So if you do get that call, it's a big deal.

[01:56:25] Rare enough to make some noise.

[01:56:29] Brunner, what that means is if I have to spend

[01:56:32] a dollar on a key and a dollar on a case that means it's I have to spend $800 for a

[01:56:37] gold on average

[01:56:40] in theory yes if you played the odds out evenly it could average around

[01:56:45] the randomness means you could hit it early or keep chasing longer just make

[01:56:49] sure you're enjoying the ride yeah i'm not

[01:56:55] yeah i'm doing all of you know

[01:56:58] What am I doing wrong?

[01:57:00] You have any advice?

[01:57:02] Anybody to do it?

[01:57:04] Should I put my dick in it?

[01:57:06] I'm gonna say, I can't know on that house one.

[01:57:10] My advice is to keep it fun.

[01:57:12] Set a limit before you start.

[01:57:14] If it's not yours, then I won't pay.

[01:57:16] Step away.

[01:57:18] Don't let the cases hold you on the hostage.

[01:57:20] Yeah, Bernard, but they are!

[01:57:22] They are!

[01:57:27] I get it. It's easy to get caught up in that rush, but remember you're in control.

[01:57:31] If the case is fair, they're gonna get a grip.

[01:57:33] Bernard, I just wanna give one goal.

[01:57:35] Once I get one ball, I'm out.

[01:57:37] I'm never opening a case again.

[01:57:39] That's it.

[01:57:40] That sounds like a plan.

[01:57:42] Set that goal, enjoy the chase.

[01:57:44] But once that goal pops, celebrate and step away.

[01:57:47] It's all about making sure you feel good about the game.

[01:57:51] Bernard yeah, I'm not an addict, bro. I'm gonna get one door then I'm gonna quit. I'm never I'm never gonna put these again

[01:58:02] Just remember the fun should always come first if you ever need to check in with yourself, I'll be right here

[01:58:08] No judgment. Just support

[01:58:12] I'm running out of keys

[01:58:21] Wait, how many do you have, Dings?

[01:58:22] That you can do right now.

[01:58:26] Do you really want to know?

[01:58:28] Yes.

[01:58:29] Over 100.

[01:58:31] You bought over 100 cases.

[01:58:33] Okay, so dude, you're gonna get a golder, Dax.

[01:58:35] It's bound to happen.

[01:58:40] Squishy, back away, bro.

[01:58:41] Like, after I rip all these cases,

[01:58:44] I might rip more, but Squishy,

[01:58:46] could you like give me some tips on CSGO?

[01:58:49] Yeah, of course, bro, of course.

[01:58:51] You're gonna love this game. You're of course you're gonna. You're gonna love this game

[01:58:55] But cuz I think we're gonna do a streamer turn on this soon. I don't want to be like the laughing stock

[01:59:02] Oh, yeah, you need to be playing in that. Yeah, I can actually play that because I'll be at

[01:59:08] All right, I've got this shuckin five times

[01:59:13] I think you're gonna you're actually gonna pick up this game really quick. Oh, wait wait hold on

[01:59:16] Don't don't don't press drinks. Are you controlling the mouse right now? Yeah, okay?

[01:59:21] So if you press that 249 thing it instantly leaks your shit, so be careful

[01:59:25] I don't know if you have anything on there. That's important, but yeah this game go out of the screen chairs for she

[01:59:30] Yeah, I left that up to love just just so you know don't press it. Oh, I was leaked

[01:59:34] Yeah, I almost leaked bro. You just shows your address or whatever, but I think it's old right when you have one there

[01:59:42] I think it's fine. Yeah

[01:59:44] Just be careful.

[01:59:51] That's my address!

[01:59:53] Oh my god!

[01:59:55] What?

[01:59:57] Alright.

[01:59:59] Wish I'm good now.

[02:00:01] Good? I can open it again?

[02:00:03] Go! Go! Go! Go!

[02:00:05] Yeah.

[02:00:07] I've been waiting my whole life for this moment.

[02:00:14] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

[02:00:21] go.

[02:00:22] All right, Chad.

[02:00:23] Purple, purple.

[02:00:24] I'm not seeing enough movement.

[02:00:25] Everyone understand that type gold?

[02:00:27] No, no, no.

[02:00:28] You gotta check for the fact news, too, because there's little wins here, bro.

[02:00:30] You're getting like $2, $3 wins, bro.

[02:00:31] Check for the fact news?

[02:00:32] Yeah, you never know.

[02:00:34] Like, you never know.

[02:00:35] Everyone type gold.

[02:00:37] type it type it gold gold here we go yes chef that's the energy I need but it

[02:00:46] might be the one bro keep time keep typing it keep fucking typing it keep

[02:00:51] that one is in the chat he said pray Gw own a

[02:00:55] Oh, hey today's the day I'm telling you on a you're not gonna want to miss it today today daddy

[02:01:07] Rose push you what I do when I'm opening a case I look like three ahead and just wait to see the

[02:01:11] But I've never yeah, yeah, yeah

[02:01:13] Wait because wait once you see the gold you land on it every time right every time now. Yeah, yeah

[02:01:21] Wait, what do you mean now used to miss?

[02:01:23] It could I think it baited you at one point a long time ago. You should beat you

[02:01:27] Yeah, I'm pretty sure they changed it

[02:01:47] It's all right, but lots of blues that's good remember

[02:01:49] That's good, look at the breath.

[02:01:51] How is that good?

[02:01:51] There she is, ow!

[02:01:52] Let's think about it, you're playing the odds, bro.

[02:01:55] Like, you're bound to eventually get it, if you keep getting these blues.

[02:01:59] Look at that, look how dog shit this is, look how ugly it looks.

[02:02:01] Like, we're gonna get something good.

[02:02:02] Look how bad this is, bro.

[02:02:03] Literally might be the worst thing you could have got.

[02:02:05] Are you actually cooking right now?

[02:02:06] I think so, look at, look at, look at, like,

[02:02:08] Wait, how about it, it might be the lowest, it might be the baddest part.

[02:02:10] How about the eye?

[02:02:11] Real quick?

[02:02:12] Is it the eye at the bottom?

[02:02:14] What is my chat typing?

[02:02:16] Blue, blue, blue, blue!

[02:02:18] Highbice, clean the chat up!

[02:02:19] Is that is that battle scrubs it battles it's the worst thing you could have gotten the blue and battle score

[02:02:25] How do you know it was battle scarred off? Oh, I do it looks like

[02:02:29] You see the paint on it's all like scraped scrapped. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's so I just got like basically the worst gun in the game

[02:02:35] Literally the worst thing you could have possibly got out of that case. I'm pretty sure yeah

[02:02:38] So that means this one's good

[02:02:40] We're gonna do the best thing to possibly get

[02:02:45] Purple see see it's kind of it's kind of a real thing, bro

[02:02:49] Well worn it's kind of ass too because like so you're saying like if your cases are shit

[02:02:58] That's my thoughts okay, so thanks. I'm gonna say sorry, bro. I bought 100 cases, right?

[02:03:03] On my 13th or no, it's actually I think it might have been like my third case actually I get I hit a goal like gloves

[02:03:12] Really yeah, yeah, and after that after that case you've ever gotten it was

[02:03:16] Imperial Plats, I think they're called. It was like a $1200 skin, but so I actually made money on my cases

[02:03:24] But every other case after that gold was a blue. I'm not kidding. Like I don't think I got any purple or pink after that goal

[02:03:32] Like literally full dry spell

[02:03:34] This is shit bro Tiger Moth!

[02:03:48] It is for your shit.

[02:03:52] The seeds gone though.

[02:03:53] That's a dope.

[02:03:54] That's a dope.

[02:03:55] That was that was the wrong strategy does he get stuff with that yeah

[02:04:10] Do you have so many blues? Yeah, you're dude, bro

[02:04:12] I don't know how everybody gets gold so easily and I just, I'm just incapable.

[02:04:23] Yo, Dinks, you have to remember when you see a clip, when you see a clip, right?

[02:04:27] You don't see the hundred cases they opened before the clip of the gold.

[02:04:31] Like, they're not just getting gold after gold after gold, bro.

[02:04:34] Like, it takes time, you know what I mean?

[02:04:38] You gotta believe in the grind, bro.

[02:04:42] like when you watch a gold being taxed to highlight bro that that's what the

[02:04:47] whole stream is about

[02:04:58] I like this reverse psychology right purple hey purple not even that I just

[02:05:08] Look, wait, wait, this is the zombie gun bro, this gun is good for the zombie challenge.

[02:05:17] Just a 50-50 setup!

[02:05:19] If it was 50-50 I'd have 50 goals!

[02:05:26] How many cases do you think you've opened the folder right now?

[02:05:29] That's kind of a high-fives question, I would say like 200, probably 200.

[02:05:34] Already?

[02:05:35] Yeah, I mean probably.

[02:05:37] Hey really?

[02:05:38] I

[02:05:40] Okay

[02:05:43] Pink

[02:05:45] We're seeing in the bundle again

[02:05:50] Nana our gold is like gonna happen 100% it's gonna happen with that. I think it's gonna be a good one, too

[02:05:57] Pink pink pink

[02:05:59] What's this? What's the fuck is this? I've never even seen this in my life. I'll look up feel that is that good

[02:06:03] Is that good or bad? I look up in price. I've already seen this pin, bro. It's probably not very good

[02:06:09] What you never seen it might be the worst pink

[02:06:16] What does it feel tested tested the same 50 cents

[02:06:22] No, no, it's like eight dollars

[02:06:26] Eight dollars US

[02:06:31] Yeah, I've made a few cases back. Yeah, I've never even seen this skin in my entire lifetime playing this game

[02:06:38] Well, it's a pink bro. So that means that means you're getting closer one off the red one off the red

[02:06:47] You can get like one kebab and some fries with that you can get

[02:06:51] Like a nice like value meal in McDonald's or I could get four more cases or you can get four more cases

[02:06:57] than the country pulling down

[02:07:02] I don't understand what I'm doing wrong

[02:07:04] Everyone gets golds no problem. I can't do it

[02:07:15] How does that to find more

[02:07:20] Yeah, oh, we're stuck. Okay, hold on celly

[02:07:22] I

[02:07:31] Can't really trade up cuz everything I have is shit. I can't really trade it up

[02:07:38] It's coming bro

[02:07:42] Yeah, why don't want every time bro, it's on today. It's coming today. I feel it I feel it

[02:07:46] and some of those things you have to not think about it so much and it'll happen you know what i mean

[02:07:52] just believe that it's gonna happen bro manifest the chat we have to mass manifest the gold right

[02:07:58] now we need to gold spam again i think we all believe everyone spam gold brother spamming blue

[02:08:08] oh no yeah i don't know if you're spamming blue you're like a demon you're literally a demon

[02:08:12] no we only said he was a joint what only was the joint well we got to have

[02:08:22] only in here for the first time I get called yes bro it's today yes have

[02:08:30] If you won't stand, if you won't stand.

[02:08:40] Oni! Oni wants to join!

[02:08:46] He said he's down. Yes! Yes! Highlights get him. I'm gonna go pee.

[02:08:49] Squishy, we're gonna get Oni and we're gonna get Oni.

[02:08:51] Jack, more eyes on the way!

[02:09:30] Hola hola hola!

[02:09:32] How are you bro?

[02:09:34] Yo yo yo yo yo! Bro I'm always down to join!

[02:09:38] I see cases I'm down!

[02:09:40] You think today is the day for him or?

[02:09:44] How many cases does he have?

[02:09:46] I think a few hundred, I think a few hundred.

[02:09:48] 200 or 100?

[02:09:50] I think like 100 to 200, something like that.

[02:09:54] But he might get more at 8 in 2 and a half hours making fun.

[02:09:58] oh god so far so good so far so bad yeah what do you I don't know like I feel it

[02:10:07] feels he's getting a lot of blues but no it's random bro hard to say hard to

[02:10:13] say wait I myself in your case hold up what is it yeah I think so check screen

[02:10:19] I'm good. I'm good, man. You're not swimming right now, right?

[02:10:43] no no it is actually yeah I just came back from Batman with my boys bro you

[02:10:50] ever played Batman yes yes it's fun you played yeah yeah I I see the moment I was

[02:10:56] a kid yeah we had like a net and stuck it set up no way

[02:10:59] from Batman is the goddess of Batman and pickleball bro you pickleballs

[02:11:04] fun to pickleballs really fun yo jack I'm already here I'm already here fucking

[02:11:10] face. Yo, I'm back. Yo, Janko, Janko. Oh, no. All right.

[02:11:16] Yo, yo, I'm always, I'm always down. I'm always down. Yeah,

[02:11:22] I see a case. I see squishy junk on the call. I'm down. Okay,

[02:11:25] okay. Oh, no. Wait, so I didn't want to answer myself. I

[02:11:29] messaged him. I was like, yo, yo, if Janko is down, like,

[02:11:32] I'm down. Oh, no. If you wanted to send me a picture of

[02:11:36] your penis, I'd be down, bro. Of course, I'm gonna

[02:11:38] I

[02:11:40] Noted all right to bro love you too only first thing I got to say I was in your stream

[02:11:46] And I was watching your YouTube video because I've been watching CS content now that I'm like getting into the game

[02:11:52] Bro, what like did they take like what happened with the cases in Germany? What happened?

[02:11:57] Bro, I don't want to talk about it

[02:11:59] They're trying to they're trying to take it away in cases in Germany starting on what is it in five days or something?

[02:12:05] I can only x-ray it open, which means no

[02:12:10] Not the sounds no nothing no baits no nothing

[02:12:13] You you basically click open junk or and squishy and the item immediately pops up, which is a good thing, right?

[02:12:20] You don't get addicted, but I don't know man. That sounds like shit. You know what you could do

[02:12:26] There is no country that loves gambling more than the USA. You could move to US and just rip cases

[02:12:32] Stop, stop, stop, Jinxie, stop.

[02:12:33] Actually, bro, I enjoyed my time so much in America,

[02:12:37] like the two times I was there,

[02:12:38] like I was actually considering it.

[02:12:39] If the time zone wasn't chalked, I would go, I'm not joking.

[02:12:42] Yeah, because your viewers are probably,

[02:12:44] you're up right, EU, EU.

[02:12:46] Yeah, that, and my mom is here,

[02:12:47] and like, I don't know, I'm going for France.

[02:12:50] You can't leave your mom here.

[02:12:52] Dude, so you're actually just gonna open X-ray,

[02:12:54] X-ray cases on A, that's so sad.

[02:12:57] Maybe I'm striking, maybe I don't open

[02:12:58] until they bring it back in Germany.

[02:13:00] I don't know, bro, I don't know yet.

[02:13:01] Is it only Germany?

[02:13:03] Yeah, it's already in France.

[02:13:05] The Netherlands can't open it all.

[02:13:07] Bro, they're coming, man, it's spreading.

[02:13:09] It's spreading.

[02:13:10] Maybe they're coming to New Jersey.

[02:13:11] This is good why we're here right now.

[02:13:14] Why?

[02:13:14] Because right now NYC, I told you, they're suing Valve.

[02:13:17] Could be chocked in the country of freedom, too.

[02:13:20] We'll see you, man.

[02:13:21] Wait, Odey, what do you call those copies, the rejuicers

[02:13:24] or something?

[02:13:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:13:27] I'm going to go get a rejuicer, and then I'm, Odey,

[02:13:30] I have 120 cases to rip and I'll have more to rip at 8 if I don't get a gold if I get a gold

[02:13:41] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, so I'll be back. I'll be back. I'm gonna get a coffee

[02:13:46] Jack at 8 we get or at high-pitched. I believe the exact time stamp was 753 p.m. Yes, baby

[02:13:54] $2,000 allowance from vows. Thank you Gavin Daddy

[02:14:00] I don't know I bro I've teased it so many times before squishy like oh my god

[02:14:05] Our car is gonna be unlocked in an hour, and then it didn't get a lot in an hour, bro

[02:14:09] And then the problem is that don't be mad at him if it doesn't get edged yeah

[02:14:13] Yes, because sometimes it's it's steam is being like really stupid

[02:14:19] Did you ever hit the limit squishy or you know, I've only done one case something a hundred cases

[02:14:25] I got a gloves on my third case everything also blues

[02:14:28] I don't really do like crazy big case openings honestly I just play this place

[02:14:34] Yeah

[02:14:58] Yeah, it means it's real. I'm not sure. I'm just running

[02:15:04] Hi guys like no no like you're legitimately a fucking person, bro

[02:15:08] Like how about you're legitimately a evil fucking horrible fucking person legitimately, bro

[02:15:14] Like you are evil as fuck

[02:15:18] No, bro, I'll have ice bro. He told me to jinx. Yeah, I thought it was real. I'm not joking. Yeah, I see actually

[02:15:22] I actually do, I'm not gonna lie.

[02:15:25] So let me get this straight guys.

[02:15:26] Wait, hold on, another question, bro.

[02:15:29] Okay, can a gold be like anything?

[02:15:32] Like can a gold be fucking anything?

[02:15:35] Anything from the case you're opening?

[02:15:37] Yeah.

[02:15:38] Wait, so each case has its own individual gold spot?

[02:15:42] Yes.

[02:15:44] How many per case?

[02:15:45] How many per?

[02:15:46] Well, like 16, like, I have to check,

[02:15:50] It's like eight different knives and then like 16 different finishes or something

[02:15:53] But the revolver case that you're opening right now Jinxie, that's the one million dollar Karambit case a K karambit case

[02:15:58] I'm 387 case I'm hot on blue gem. Okay, if you get that in factory new

[02:16:03] Yeah, one million dollars or something

[02:16:08] All you could all you could buy more cases and go far back to back

[02:16:15] Wait, so how many of those karambits are there one or something or two or three

[02:16:20] In fact you knew only one for the best condition only one, but there are a couple more in other conditions

[02:16:24] So no way it could happen any second. So no one yet. No no no no no no no it exists once it exists once

[02:16:32] In fact new wait on it. Can you try that doesn't exist in stash right fight you know?

[02:16:37] Can you try that's the back?

[02:16:39] Yeah, you can yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[02:16:46] Well, let me see your coffee, let me open up your stream

[02:16:50] Let me see your big let me see I in America your coffees are kind of ass. I'm not gonna lie. No front

[02:16:54] My coffee is good. My coffee good. I'm big coffee. What?

[02:16:58] Yo, are you drinking out of an ashray?

[02:17:01] This is a mug Jackass

[02:17:04] Okay, sure

[02:17:05] Hot jing see that's a good coffee. It looks good

[02:17:09] You got the cream on top that's nice. Yes, yes brother. I told you I'm big coffee. I don't drink like dog shit coffee

[02:17:16] big coffee guy big coffee guy

[02:17:20] Oh, here we go. Come on. Again, any case it can happen. Just see ready, please.

[02:17:25] I'm ready to go. Gold. Gold. Gold.

[02:17:28] See, some of them forget that I can beat any case. I do forget that.

[02:17:32] Like, I don't know. Yeah.

[02:17:33] Because I feel it. I'm so used to not getting a gold at this point.

[02:17:36] It's like, I can't even really imagine it. You know what I mean?

[02:17:39] You think it doesn't exist?

[02:17:41] I haven't got it yet. So, yeah, I just...

[02:17:43] Tracy!

[02:17:46] You're such an edger. What is the point of that?

[02:17:48] I just don't think it exists because I had seen people did it but I haven't got it so it doesn't feel real

[02:17:55] Yeah, I understand. You wait right now!

[02:18:02] All right, new case, new case. Maybe that case wasn't for you.

[02:18:05] Whoa, why is this a different symbol? That's different.

[02:18:10] They updated it. Bro classic counter strike, classic valve probe and they update something they make it worse.

[02:18:15] Bro, do you think this logo looks worse or better, Junko?

[02:18:18] I thought everything I've bought, this looks worse.

[02:18:20] It's worse, it's worse for sure.

[02:18:21] I know this, I feel.

[02:18:22] I know this, I feel.

[02:18:23] Fucking Chetcha BT.

[02:18:24] And this is the new gold logo.

[02:18:28] You can get from this one...

[02:18:29] Skeleton...

[02:18:30] Sapphire!

[02:18:34] That's right.

[02:18:35] Not bad, not bad.

[02:18:36] That's right.

[02:18:37] Just that two X the value of a gun or three X.

[02:18:39] What does it do?

[02:18:41] On some that even puts the value down,

[02:18:44] Because you won't be able to use it in the straight up at least for like skins from collections, but let me check for you

[02:18:52] The skin is worth 50 cents and feel tested non stat and in stat

[02:18:57] double

[02:18:59] Some knives and loads of value, right? Oh, yes

[02:19:06] Yeah

[02:19:14] Red skin looks sick it's on the off look look look look at this look at this

[02:19:18] That is a sick skin

[02:19:20] It also exists on the on some other things on UTS

[02:19:26] That's gonna look so cool on CSGO it kind of looks not as good as I have it

[02:19:30] Come on just show me it's possible

[02:19:33] Bro ony so they said you said they used to make it to where you could see the golds and you would not get them

[02:19:40] Yes, yes, but now if you see the gold you land on it every time

[02:19:44] Yes, I can show you a clip if you want like from the guy who had happened to back in the days

[02:19:48] I do need a second one case in the meantime

[02:20:14] go go go go

[02:20:20] I'm not gonna get a negative mindset chat not gonna get a negative mindset

[02:20:24] I'm not bad at searching. I've tried everything CS go edge case CS go case one off

[02:20:30] I can't find it

[02:20:34] But you know any case you like that

[02:20:37] Yeah, yeah, but I joined later like I didn't experience none of that luckily

[02:20:41] like you're not really one off row yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah stop

[02:20:53] you see in my opinion the most cases just lose but like some cases happen when

[02:21:01] you see one red there's like two reds I feel like they really just juice up

[02:21:05] I don't know

[02:21:08] Yeah

[02:21:10] It's predetermined when you press open right on it like as soon as you press open you get what you get even if you yes

[02:21:15] exactly exactly

[02:21:17] but

[02:21:19] It's annoying to think about it right because it feels like then nothing matters what comes in front of yeah

[02:21:24] Yeah

[02:21:26] I

[02:21:34] Could already tell things he wants to get the gold

[02:21:36] Well, you asked gonna open the rest of the cases. That's for sure bro. I'm probably gonna hit the scene balance limit today as well

[02:21:42] That's what I think to you like if you don't want the gold you know what I do more for you to go to you know

[02:21:46] I do more anyway

[02:21:47] Yes, so if you get the golden actually stop Jamesy

[02:21:51] that would be fucking crazy I swear no one has ever done that if you stop right

[02:21:56] there oh so you think once you get your first gold you're just doomed for life

[02:22:00] basically a little bit yes low key especially if it's a bad one because

[02:22:06] then you're like okay the next one maybe like a good one you know like

[02:22:11] Genki I hope you understand right now it could pop open the gold right yet

[02:22:15] And it could be 50 bucks. I'm not joking

[02:22:23] Because you could have bought like some really good things with this case money back you could have bought like a golden set up

[02:22:31] A thousand of those pink blocks

[02:22:34] If I was a CS go when somebody spins a gold instead of it showing you your gun

[02:22:40] You should re spin in a case of just golds. Do you know what I mean?

[02:22:45] That's a good idea though. You see all the knives in the case like

[02:22:56] That would be back in that bro like I would be I'll be on the streets. I'm not sure

[02:23:04] So like oh, yeah for someone like you right where like you play a lot of cs right like

[02:23:09] Like what is your schedule with cases like because I don't know for me I have not right

[02:23:15] now I don't want to say my schedule because what I want to do is rep them every day.

[02:23:19] So how do you keep yourself in check?

[02:23:21] Like what do you do?

[02:23:22] Do you do once a week once every two weeks?

[02:23:25] How do you do it?

[02:23:26] Not not even bro.

[02:23:27] It used to be hella twisted.

[02:23:28] What I do nowadays low key is a few cases at the start of the stream.

[02:23:32] You see like how's the stream going to go?

[02:23:34] I get a blue.

[02:23:35] The stream is not going to go so well but you're prepared for it.

[02:23:37] You know, it's like a crystal ball the case for me at the start of every stream

[02:23:42] What I used to do what I used to do people started calling me addicted and stuff when I was busting open cases every day

[02:23:48] So I started playing the game Jinxie and then every death

[02:23:52] I opened a case or two or three or four or five. You know what I mean?

[02:23:56] So it's like that is such a good idea. You can say like but I'm playing the game, you know, like

[02:24:00] Every time we open a case bro, that's fucking genius

[02:24:04] check this out you can also use the argument don't don't tell him you can

[02:24:09] always use the argument when they say whoa he's just opening cases 90% cases

[02:24:14] 10% gameplay then you say check this out I am hiding the screen when I'm dead

[02:24:19] because you're spectating your teammate right I'm not showing his position I

[02:24:23] have to hide my screen and I have to do something boys what do you want me to

[02:24:26] do you pop open a case it's a great way to avoid getting scenes like yeah

[02:24:30] Wow

[02:24:34] You're a you're a scholar that is smart

[02:24:37] Thank you, go right here gold gold

[02:24:44] Now but I don't open much anymore. I used to a lot

[02:24:52] Right now

[02:24:55] Nothing right now like yes

[02:25:00] In your prime case addiction yo in my prime, I would say like I don't know

[02:25:11] Like 30k in a month or something. I don't know my cow. I guess I don't know

[02:25:16] Oh, I don't know the thing is like I always sold the skins and then bought more cases

[02:25:19] You know like you always get fire I'm off the cases

[02:25:22] so so you

[02:25:24] Okay, wait in your career how much have you spent on cases you said like 400k grand no

[02:25:32] No, no, no my inventory is worth 400k, but I've spent on cases

[02:25:35] It's hard to say because I used to buy cases of marketplaces, you know, and I can't see that how much I spent

[02:25:41] I can only see it on steam and on steam. I only spent like okay

[02:25:44] Yo, yo, yo, I didn't say only I didn't say only scratch that from the bottom, but I spent loads

[02:25:49] I spent 80k on like on steam. I think on 90 or 100 or something

[02:25:54] um so yeah how is your inventory worth 400k he's fat 90 what do you mean you're up

[02:26:01] i mean i i bro i'm i'm when it comes to money bro i don't i don't buy houses i don't have a car i

[02:26:07] drive a bicycle i i went to the bus today with my boys to bend and i don't care i i buy i love

[02:26:12] skins jinxy jinxy skins are my childhood i'm not joking i came back after high school and i

[02:26:17] looked up databases looking up for blue gems the fucking lowest float skins in the world

[02:26:22] Watching my skillet every day and I bought a $50,000 dragmall with some of the first like big money that I made

[02:26:29] It's it's I love skins, bro

[02:26:31] It's I just buy a lot I also made some decent investments skins all went up over time, right?

[02:26:36] It was hard to make a bad investment. Maybe not anymore. Be careful, please

[02:26:39] But yeah, yeah, it's just I love skins, bro

[02:26:42] So you ride a bike around Germany and then would come home and just rip cases for realsies

[02:26:49] Yes, you don't drive you don't drive you don't drive I have a driver's license, but I don't drive right now

[02:26:56] I make it my mom's car though soon. She doesn't drive anymore like she bro in Germany trains go to bro

[02:27:02] I'm telling you you can go anywhere and buses they come every 10 minutes is GG

[02:27:05] So I'm but yeah, I make it again. I make it my mom's she's a Volkswagen. It's it's fucking clean

[02:27:11] I have a driver's license, and I don't drive either

[02:27:14] Dude, wait, how does this, it's down to this thing called Steam Inventory Helper. Is that good? Will that help me?

[02:27:22] Yeah, I mean not with the golds, but you can see more shit like you can press inventory and then you see how much your inventory is.

[02:27:29] Let's see.

[02:27:30] So, Steam...

[02:27:32] Wait, can I, oh, it'll show me how much my inventory is worth?

[02:27:36] Yeah.

[02:27:37] But, I'm just, I haven't used this one in a bit, like this plugin.

[02:27:41] I

[02:27:44] Use another one, but let's see if I'll be able to see how much my inventory is worth

[02:27:49] Yeah, I mean hopefully

[02:27:51] Wait, so only does that mean press on wait press on CS high-wise you see in the middle left like see a little left

[02:27:58] Yeah, I think

[02:28:02] Your high-wise is right so that's cute. Yeah, we're trying to find my

[02:28:06] Um, we're trying to find my inventory worth. I want some of sports. I only have that 358 case in I really have anything else worth much

[02:28:15] Wait, so you think I would have been better off just spending 4,000 on my skins

[02:28:19] Absolutely fucking loosely what the fuck

[02:28:22] Mother's no fun. I'm mad at

[02:28:24] The thing is bro. If you unbox the knife bro, like that's that's you you fucking made that you know

[02:28:29] Like that's that's your baby right there. You can pass it on to your grandchildren onto your children, bro

[02:28:33] Um, you know, oh, here are my stats here. They are here my stats right there

[02:28:38] nine or no

[02:28:40] 174 cases open

[02:28:42] 82% is blue

[02:28:45] Is there way I could see how much my shit is my account's worth or no?

[02:28:50] Should be somewhere

[02:28:52] This is all my stats for chat all my stats one cover

[02:28:57] 26 restricted

[02:28:59] Four classified so four pinks 26 purples

[02:29:04] Bro no golds they call golds super nears or special items is that normal only 82% blue. That's normal

[02:29:13] Yeah, blue chances what 80% so yeah, I mean you're low key below average

[02:29:19] Junko

[02:29:20] Of course, I am so my luck is actually worse than normal

[02:29:23] yeah but the thing is I have a good feeling for today call me nuts but you

[02:29:29] saw how CS tweeted about you like about the like event and shit hey they for

[02:29:34] sure know your fucking account bro maybe they just sit up hey you never know

[02:29:40] imagine they want the $1.00 clip

[02:29:46] Janko!

[02:29:47] God, that would be cinema.

[02:29:49] Alright, who's gonna get it?

[02:29:51] I'm gonna be highly illegal by the roof of cinema.

[02:29:53] Here we go.

[02:29:55] We see.

[02:29:58] WAAAH!

[02:29:58] OH, I GOT A LUNA!

[02:30:00] Almost, almost, almost.

[02:30:05] Need by more people.

[02:30:09] All noots, one pink.

[02:30:10] Straight up to a red, pushing C now.

[02:30:13] God, it's what went so bad!

[02:30:15] I don't have a one so bad only

[02:30:17] Yeah, it's the next group of keys

[02:30:19] 180 cases open high-screen for buying high-screen for yeah, yeah

[02:30:24] I'm just letting him do it. So I don't fucking make it but bro clever like I'm so I bro

[02:30:29] I know I'm do I'm almost do like he's a big he's a big guy's call me crazy

[02:30:34] I need to open exactly

[02:30:37] 220 more cases and then I'll be exactly dude like fucking dude

[02:30:42] because then I'll be at 400 right now I'm at 180 175 whatever 220 more cases and

[02:30:49] I'm due because then it's one of 400 and I'm then I'm good right yes yes but

[02:30:57] there's some people that open like CK without getting okay yes yeah I've got

[02:31:02] them back to back to you see this is yours yes it's one of the other but you

[02:31:06] could also get like three to road is that ever been done before on the

[02:31:08] What's the most cases you've ever opened without a um

[02:31:13] uh go

[02:31:17] I don't know about myself. I feel like i'm pretty lucky, bro. I have now

[02:31:22] Every side jc

[02:31:25] The bottlegum pink sandwich. I feel bad

[02:31:28] That's tough

[02:31:31] Literally in between two things

[02:31:34] My my quiet streak where I don't even know like I'm pretty lucky. I'm not gonna lie like I feel like

[02:31:38] It's never been like over 500 and I've boxed like what I've unboxed like 50 golds or like maybe more

[02:31:44] Um, but a friend of mine jinxy we were doing a win challenge and he had to unbox the knife like our final win challenge thing to check off

[02:31:50] Was to unbox the gold?

[02:31:53] And bro, we were there all night all morning or he was I was fucking fried. I was fucking trapped and out

[02:31:58] I'm not gonna lie. Um

[02:32:01] I think he went like a thousand with the no-goal. I'm not joking

[02:32:06] God damn it bad. I don't want to hear that

[02:32:08] Has there ever been three in a row on it? Three in both?

[02:32:12] I think there was a guy, yes. I think there was a guy.

[02:32:16] Really? That's actually insane.

[02:32:19] What is the odds of that? Like one in a million?

[02:32:22] One in a million?

[02:32:23] Four hundred times four hundred times four hundred, right?

[02:32:26] So one in sixty four million. Yeah, yeah, there has been a guy for sure.

[02:32:30] Oi!

[02:32:31] That's good, you're getting in the zone, come on.

[02:32:43] You just got four M4s in a row.

[02:32:44] Four green M4s in a row, that shitty ass fucking M4s game.

[02:32:51] Come on, do you see any second?

[02:32:56] Maybe now?

[02:32:57] Time to buy scouts.

[02:32:59] lots of blues it's good gold's coming back to back scouts is a good sign we're

[02:33:04] getting somewhat lucky but for the wrong thing you know getting something back to

[02:33:08] it maybe back to back to back scouts so back to back to back scouts would be

[02:33:14] good there huh of course it's lucky

[02:33:18] I have to stay on the back side, I know what you mean.

[02:33:22] You insane?

[02:33:23] Erple.

[02:33:23] Profit?

[02:33:24] Not bad.

[02:33:26] Actually, thanks, kid.

[02:33:27] Guys, I'm being broken down mentally as a man!

[02:33:34] All I see is blues, all I see is pinks, nice!

[02:33:36] Come on!

[02:33:37] Ne.

[02:33:41] Any advice?

[02:33:42] Chat.

[02:33:42] Penis one?

[02:33:43] What do you guys want?

[02:33:44] Added any advice?

[02:33:45] Added any advice?

[02:33:46] Added any advice?

[02:33:47] of us. Keep going. No shit, bro. No fucking shit. Music, bro, I'm standing on YouTube.

[02:34:00] I can't.

[02:34:01] Did you play GeoGuess that's what I did?

[02:34:03] Yes, I did play GeoGuess. I played it actually a couple of days ago.

[02:34:07] Are you good?

[02:34:08] No.

[02:34:09] I don't know about that, but I'll minimal where I got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 10 bucks.

[02:34:21] Yeah. Hey, hey, the coffee you're drinking right now is free. It's one way to look at

[02:34:35] It's one way to look at it.

[02:34:40] No, I'm not really, I'm down a lot!

[02:34:45] Not after this one, Jinxy.

[02:34:47] Not after this one!

[02:34:48] Get it nice and fire now!

[02:34:53] Did you say skeleton nice Sapphire?

[02:34:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:34:57] How much is that worth?

[02:35:02] Oh my god, I would pull out of my car.

[02:35:05] Ah, nee, I'm fully wrong.

[02:35:07] 3K, oh god.

[02:35:09] Yo, look at the market that I checked right now.

[02:35:11] Oh my god.

[02:35:11] Yes, bro.

[02:35:12] The market crashed.

[02:35:19] So when the market crashes, did people just

[02:35:20] live a bunch of money?

[02:35:23] Yeah.

[02:35:24] Yes.

[02:35:26] My inventory went from like 500K to like, was it?

[02:35:29] Like 300K overnight.

[02:35:31] Oh my god

[02:35:37] Kind of went back up like a week later, right like

[02:35:51] All right, you ever lose opening during this case

[02:35:53] You gotta believe that.

[02:35:55] Not really.

[02:35:57] Because again, like, I don't know, GenC doesn't know, like, what if, like, that it can happen any second.

[02:36:02] Like, he doesn't know that it's the case where you can, like, get the fucking backslide in the game.

[02:36:06] Right now! He doesn't know that.

[02:36:08] But it's not.

[02:36:10] But sometimes it can be.

[02:36:11] Not yet. Not yet.

[02:36:13] That's all I could think about it.

[02:36:14] Oh, hi, guys.

[02:36:16] GenC, you're locked, though. You're locked.

[02:36:18] Like, you in-star saw that you can't click that.

[02:36:20] I'm locked. I'm locked.

[02:36:22] Yeah, I don't know man. I don't know. It's just it's really overwhelming. I think we're a bunch of hard case mark

[02:36:29] You see of our by the way, I went today like right before I came I went Batman with my boys and they're also like streamers, right?

[02:36:37] And they were like, oh, she sees three CS. That's so cool. Like brother. I like

[02:36:52] It's like really expensive game

[02:36:57] Yeah, the thing is you just like once you hit a clutch one time like the 1v3 a jinxy 1v3

[02:37:05] Like that's you're gonna feel it. Oh, it's gonna go through your veins

[02:37:08] like

[02:37:11] And then you will get addicted to the to the game maybe

[02:37:14] I'm gonna do a streamer tournament in like a week or two weeks on CS so I'm gonna train

[02:37:23] with Squishy a little bit he's gonna try to go that's fucking massive you got a great

[02:37:28] coach there yeah I just want to be like where I can't embarrass myself you know what I mean

[02:37:33] yes yes yes you already have good fundamentals bar you're gonna be good you're gonna be

[02:37:36] get that

[02:37:43] Maybe the one you watched with the fucking wall heck bro like where I was like playing on the fucking page of the tournament

[02:37:52] Was like a show match there was a show match before the pros were playing you know like at a tournament and

[02:37:58] One of the things of the show match was like big little wall heck round, you know

[02:38:02] Oh, I only had one heck and I went for and 20 in that tournament

[02:38:06] And then I had people DMing me like, yo, I didn't see anyone ever go 20 deaths in the game.

[02:38:11] Well, you went 40, 20 with Wal-Ax.

[02:38:15] Yo, chill, chill.

[02:38:16] It sounds really bad, but...

[02:38:18] I don't know, it was...

[02:38:19] It was a lovely, I guess, I don't know.

[02:38:24] Oh, man.

[02:38:26] Come on, V2.

[02:38:28] I think we're at over 200 cases now, like for sure.

[02:38:31] AHH, JAKES DAME!

[02:38:33] Ooh!

[02:38:35] What was that word?

[02:38:36] What do you think it's like the price that looks nice? No, I don't know. That's nice. That's like nice. I

[02:38:43] You know what? I don't want to know price

[02:38:46] What's the condition? What's the condition?

[02:38:49] Well, oh

[02:38:52] Let's go back to see I look up the AK on the marketplace and it's had like 60 bucks

[02:38:58] I just entered well one and went down to five bucks

[02:39:03] Oh my god

[02:39:06] Oh my god!

[02:39:07] So it just gets one tenth of itself because it's well-warmed!

[02:39:10] My god!

[02:39:11] I'm not gonna let you go-

[02:39:12] The money on it! How is it warm?!

[02:39:14] I'm not gonna let you go barely money back on my case!

[02:39:18] Oh god.

[02:39:20] Yeah, that is insane.

[02:39:21] Pulling a pinkie like barely breaking it.

[02:39:23] Yeah.

[02:39:25] That is AK2.

[02:39:28] What about this one though? What about the golds?!

[02:39:30] Nick.

[02:39:34] Wait, Jesus, I'm out!

[02:39:35] Jesus, I'm this one you can get Dr. Flare Emerald bro one of the sexiest guys in the game. I'm not broken. Oh my god

[02:39:40] Full ADHD night. Yeah. Yeah, if you want to hit a goal, this is the one bro

[02:39:44] Yeah

[02:39:47] Yes, I'm sort of running out of cases here boys

[02:39:53] Wait, Jinx before you pop over the next one you asked me for my weirdest more like most embarrassing moment in CS

[02:39:58] What's your most embarrassing moment in Siege one and ten bad not even a question, bro

[02:40:02] what does that mean I went one in ten in a tournament and I my child has not

[02:40:08] let it go in like two years literally in it in a tournament tournament like

[02:40:14] $4 million on stage like worlds no no like a console tournament okay okay okay

[02:40:21] Okay, but it was good enemies, right?

[02:40:24] Wait, what is this? How about I just split up?

[02:40:31] 0.35 right there.

[02:40:34] Yo, stop, stop, oh god.

[02:40:36] Yo, actually chill, actually chill.

[02:40:38] Actually chill bro, actually chill.

[02:40:42] Yo, Squishy, why are we laughing?

[02:40:44] No. My fault, my fault.

[02:40:46] Wait, Squishy!

[02:40:47] Squishy, you have full pro career.

[02:40:49] What was your most embarrassing moment for you?

[02:40:51] I had like a part of it in a question.

[02:40:53] Ah, it's hard. I don't know.

[02:40:55] I don't know what it would be to be honest.

[02:40:57] I actually don't know.

[02:40:59] I can't think of one on top of my head.

[02:41:01] Only W plays. I don't expect that.

[02:41:03] No, no, there's got to be one.

[02:41:05] I just can't think about it.

[02:41:09] Can you see by the flag?

[02:41:11] come on

[02:41:13] come on

[02:41:15] come on

[02:41:17] you have to believe

[02:41:19] hey we saw red we saw pink

[02:41:21] jigsie

[02:41:23] red

[02:41:25] hey

[02:41:27] three shotguns

[02:41:29] oh actually you know what i want

[02:41:31] jigsie you prank me

[02:41:33] probably that

[02:41:35] what is your problem

[02:41:37] yeah

[02:41:39] Yeah, so I basically set up these packs, okay this isn't really Jinx's fault, it's not a big deal, but it was funny.

[02:41:45] So I set up these packs, like how like, Cain ganked one day, and then he had flown, I think must have flew to Florida, so they did some IRL things together, and uh, or like, must have been at a place, and he basically played four Jinxy in the packs, and pretended to be Jinx, I thought he was improving crazy fast, because must have been really good.

[02:42:02] Wait, in the packs? Like, opening packs?

[02:42:04] No, no, no, like training packs, like training, like, and roughly there's a few training packs you can make basically

[02:42:10] So musty was playing for Jinxie, and I thought Jinxie got really good

[02:42:13] Like I like trolled and I played I did it for like two hours and at the end of it

[02:42:17] Must be like it was me

[02:42:25] Yeah, it was funny it was funny, it was funny, but it was probably my most like my damn I go

[02:42:29] I got fucked.

[02:42:33] WJX, bro.

[02:42:36] Okay, that's kinda nice. You believed in him, like...

[02:42:38] I'm at the end of the road, guys. I'm at the end of the fucking road here, guys. I don't know what to do.

[02:42:42] No! You sound sad, Jinxie. Don't be sad.

[02:42:45] The Goldstone Matter, bro. With the Goldstone Matter, bro, you have a beautiful fucking chat.

[02:42:49] You have a beautiful fucking stream. You can hop onto the next game, bro. You can say fucks, yes.

[02:42:52] Bro, it is what it is, bro. If the gold doesn't hit...

[02:42:55] Hey, hey, you don't need the gold the gold eats you

[02:42:59] All right

[02:43:01] Highbives, are you open it?

[02:43:05] Highbives, this is your case your case

[02:43:07] Your case

[02:43:08] He sounds so defeated James

[02:43:09] Yeah bro, thanks dude

[02:43:11] I think you can go through 100 cases that fast

[02:43:14] No, thanks

[02:43:17] I'm at like 220 man

[02:43:19] Like 220

[02:43:21] And I think the best skin I got was like $8 or something

[02:43:24] This is not over though

[02:43:26] Like I literally don't think this could have been any worse

[02:43:29] The basket must handle us Jinxie

[02:43:31] I think

[02:43:32] OH OH

[02:43:34] Wait a minute

[02:43:35] That looks new

[02:43:36] Okay

[02:43:37] Judging by the looks would you say that's an expensive skin

[02:43:40] Or not so much

[02:43:42] I think this is fact new

[02:43:43] I think this is fact new

[02:43:45] Yup

[02:43:46] Nice

[02:43:47] Good calm

[02:43:48] Okay

[02:43:49] Yeah I didn't see a single

[02:43:50] What is that worth?

[02:43:51] Like 20?

[02:43:53] It's on the Mp7 you know, it's on the Mp7, so the cheapest list right now, okay you should

[02:44:01] be happy then, it's double your expectation, it's 30 bucks.

[02:44:05] Okay, this is unbiasedly the best case so far of the red, which I don't know how to

[02:44:11] feel about that.

[02:44:14] Look what it says, every skin has a description, go up, go up, go up, this may be the

[02:44:18] court of the day I'm not even joking just click on the mp7 again like open it

[02:44:22] and then look like in spite and every single skin as in has it has a thing

[02:44:27] wow the text where it talks about the gun look what it says Jinxie at the bottom

[02:44:31] cookie you cannot escape your destiny I love it I love this I love this very

[02:44:39] great well very great very great get I get a gold here we go all these cases

[02:44:45] What are these cases?

[02:44:47] Your destiny is a gold, bro.

[02:44:50] Bro, my destiny is just to be the worst case opener in CS.

[02:44:53] Gold!

[02:44:55] Look, somebody's gotta do it, right?

[02:44:57] Somebody's gotta go down as the worst case opener ever

[02:44:59] and I might be the guy.

[02:45:02] Looking like it.

[02:45:04] You didn't see?

[02:45:05] One rat in fucking 150 cases, Nick!

[02:45:09] Wait, have you not had a rat yet?

[02:45:11] He had one rat total. I don't know if today I'm a piece of shit.

[02:45:14] Yeah, and that red came out of a $250 case.

[02:45:19] Oh, I mean, oh.

[02:45:21] No, no, no, that was the AKK S1, Jesus.

[02:45:23] Yeah.

[02:45:24] That's a pink, right?

[02:45:25] That's a pink.

[02:45:26] Oh, that was a pink.

[02:45:27] In my bag.

[02:45:29] Have I gotten the red?

[02:45:33] It says, but cool.

[02:45:34] Check your inventory.

[02:45:35] Come on, right here, red.

[02:45:37] Ah.

[02:45:38] You've gotten this so many times, bro.

[02:45:40] This chicken head on the front.

[02:45:41] You can sort your inventory by quality if you want and then you see like your most expensive

[02:45:47] So at the top right it says newest

[02:45:49] At the top at the top yeah, yeah, and then quality boom. Oh, yeah, I mean

[02:45:56] No, that's the red right that's what we got from the web. Yeah

[02:46:01] This is fracture fracture case. Yeah, that's one of the cheapest rats. I'm not gonna lie

[02:46:09] That's like 40 bucks

[02:46:11] Come on man, come on! I didn't give up!

[02:46:16] You saw it right to me! Come on!

[02:46:21] How's your Pac-Luck on seed distinction?

[02:46:27] I have the worst Pac-Luck out of any human being in the history of our system.

[02:46:33] It's like actually like statistically proven.

[02:46:37] I've been sent back to the back of my luggage also terrible

[02:46:47] I'll not see us though. Yes, this is gonna be a gold have a feeling. Ah careful. Okay

[02:46:53] Chinks you're locked. Oh, I don't know man. I'm so defeated like look high-pitched could we let me call him

[02:47:07] You'll have a women's valve giving my allowance again.

[02:47:15] 753 or 754 p.m.

[02:47:21] So we can't buy any more cases till 753.

[02:47:25] Yeah.

[02:47:26] Yeah.

[02:47:27] Yeah.

[02:47:28] But like, hi guys, is there a way where like, I can just go to the store and buy

[02:47:37] like I could get more cases before that or is that not like a little kid like

[02:47:49] ten-year-old like 10 more minutes of the 10 more minutes of the

[02:47:53] 737 30 p.m. bro so I've ice there's literally not a singular planet we're

[02:48:02] going to get more cases to us.

[02:48:07] You know what you can do?

[02:48:08] Take me.

[02:48:10] I created, um, I don't know if you saw this, I created a tracker.

[02:48:16] So what's, you have a lot of trade-ups right here.

[02:48:20] If you want to do some trade-ups, what do you mean by trade-ups?

[02:48:22] Like trade-up pinks?

[02:48:25] No, I mean, you could trade up blues to purples, purples to pinks.

[02:48:30] I don't think you have enough pinks.

[02:48:31] We could do some trade-ups. Chat, who's with some trade-ups?

[02:48:36] Could do some trade-ups.

[02:48:38] We could do some fucking trade-ups.

[02:48:41] Play the game later, later, later, later.

[02:48:44] Right now we're playing the game, bitch!

[02:48:46] We're playing!

[02:48:47] Exactly, exactly.

[02:48:48] You have ten...

[02:48:50] cases...

[02:48:52] to get...

[02:48:53] a butterfly...

[02:48:54] game anomaly.

[02:48:55] Hi, guys, but why say that? Like, what? Like, how does...

[02:48:58] It's so toxic to say that.

[02:48:59] go go go go jing see yo do you think I could get anything good from trade-ups

[02:49:11] right now Odeon squishy not like expensive but you can get maybe a

[02:49:17] like doing the laundry bro like putting glue together to bubbles like you can

[02:49:23] do that

[02:49:25] don't I have pink stock to trade that? I'm gonna take the stock out

[02:49:28] you need 10 jungle

[02:49:30] how much do I have like 5 or 4?

[02:49:32] yeah yeah what you can do is buy trade-ups like outside and then you can do like gold trade-ups

[02:49:38] but then I don't know

[02:49:40] I don't think so

[02:49:42] because then it's like I don't know you I feel like you should unbox your first

[02:49:45] Yeah

[02:49:49] Good right here seven more cases

[02:49:54] Not good spirits look at the name Jinx lift your spirit souls do not wish to be found

[02:50:03] Okay, okay, that's clean

[02:50:06] Not bad

[02:50:15] Come on

[02:50:22] I've left

[02:50:26] Key first like yo you have to be eating see praying praying. I'll pray to

[02:50:39] All right, I did as well

[02:50:45] You see?

[02:50:48] Ah.

[02:50:49] I was gonna brag when the

[02:50:50] DABEL RUNS THIS GAME!

[02:50:53] Once again, back to backpeach a thousand!

[02:50:55] You lowkey got lucky!

[02:50:58] Ooh, back to back to back?

[02:50:59] RUNS THIS GAMMEED!

[02:51:01] Back to back to backpeach a thousand!

[02:51:03] N-

[02:51:03] Ah.

[02:51:04] We go purple, purple.

[02:51:06] Space cat.

[02:51:07] That's nice.

[02:51:08] So we couldn't have to trade up my purples into six-page,

[02:51:11] so do I just physically not have enough purples for that?

[02:51:15] You can check out for this.

[02:51:18] And you're not gonna need it, because the gold is coming.

[02:51:20] Jakesy!

[02:51:22] Jakesy! Come on!

[02:51:26] Whoa, jail, jail!

[02:51:27] This was the fastest you've ever went to the next.

[02:51:29] Yo, bro.

[02:51:30] No.

[02:51:31] Yo, Jarka, Jarka.

[02:51:32] I hope you're not actually tilted, bro.

[02:51:35] Like, shit.

[02:51:36] No, I'm not tilted.

[02:51:37] I'm just sad, bro.

[02:51:38] I'm not tilted.

[02:51:38] I'm just sad.

[02:51:39] That's worse!

[02:51:41] I know, but, bro, I just had...

[02:51:42] I really had a feeling today was the day, bro.

[02:51:45] I really did.

[02:51:46] They's not over man, they's not over.

[02:51:48] Yeah, but I mean bro, if I rip $2,000 more at 8PM like I need to take a shower and I'm not going to get a gold.

[02:51:54] How much cases is $2,000? It's like $500?

[02:52:00] So it's like $1 to $2 a case and then $2 a key.

[02:52:04] Yeah, yeah, perfect, perfect, perfect man.

[02:52:07] But thanks, listen, when you started opening cases you said, and I quote,

[02:52:11] I'm going to be the only profitable CS case opener.

[02:52:14] But you don't let that dream die, bro.

[02:52:16] That was a goddamn impossible lie!

[02:52:19] Like, that's not possible!

[02:52:21] But not true!

[02:52:22] You can hit an emerald.

[02:52:23] Butterfly emerald right here, and you're profitable.

[02:52:26] Yup.

[02:52:27] Come on.

[02:52:28] Remember, 50-50.

[02:52:31] Yeah, I guess it's 50-50.

[02:52:32] Yeah, that's one way to look at it.

[02:52:35] If this is gold, I'm the luckiest person I ever was.

[02:52:39] Kick-sick!

[02:52:40] Last case.

[02:52:41] Last case for now.

[02:52:43] do something special please it has to be a special thing

[02:52:46] alright are you right you're right you're right

[02:52:48] nip click

[02:52:51] what after open stream

[02:52:54] hey yo what the fuck

[02:52:56] uh... oh shit

[02:52:59] are you ready on it

[02:53:01] nip click

[02:53:02] here we go

[02:53:05] nip click

[02:53:08] come on

[02:53:08] gaben

[02:53:09] gets to do this

[02:53:10] FUCK THIS GAME! FUCK THIS GAME!

[02:53:14] 120 cases gone!

[02:53:17] Just like that!

[02:53:17] What happened to me?

[02:53:19] I feel like I'm in a game.

[02:53:20] I think I'm in a blue.

[02:53:21] Oh my god.

[02:53:22] That looks so bad.

[02:53:23] That's an ocean.

[02:53:23] How many blues?

[02:53:24] Oh my god.

[02:53:25] That's an ocean of pennies.

[02:53:28] Oh fuck.

[02:53:30] So we have two assholes.

[02:53:31] High-mives!

[02:53:32] Can we buy more cases?

[02:53:37] We have us.

[02:53:38] If you were able to buy keys,

[02:53:39] you'll definitely be able to buy cases.

[02:53:40] Have I spotted it? Oh, no

[02:53:48] Hi guys, why does so much happen your step I just opened 130 cases then get jacks at

[02:53:57] Cases we need cases we need them now

[02:54:02] Hi guys, if you were able to buy keys you're gonna be able to buy cases. I am certain of it

[02:54:06] Not sure, not sure, but check what case you want, what case you want.

[02:54:12] Dreams and nightmares, fractures, gamma, something.

[02:54:16] No worries.

[02:54:18] I'll get it done bro.

[02:54:21] So, dreams and nightmares.

[02:54:26] All right.

[02:54:28] Let's let's look at it.

[02:54:34] I'm lighting money on fire!

[02:54:38] I forgot my bad.

[02:54:41] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:54:43] I can say.

[02:54:46] You've recently funded your Steam wallet

[02:54:49] using a new PayPal account or unverified payment method

[02:54:54] that has had a recent increase in use.

[02:54:57] You'll be able to use a market a few days after the funds are verified.

[02:55:00] If nothing further occurs to restrict your access, you'll be able to use the community market on 39753.

[02:55:09] Hi, guys, but we're not adding funds. We're just going to use our balance.

[02:55:14] I've never seen that.

[02:55:20] I've never seen that.

[02:55:29] Yeah, they're just as fucking dumb as I am bro oh my god

[02:55:43] That's you it's gone high-fives. So what can I do I can I do trade-ups can I do something?

[02:55:52] Look I have like 200 blues surely I can flip those in the purples flip those into pinks

[02:55:57] Yes, you can probably get one pink out of all your trade-ups.

[02:56:02] Oh, oh, oh, maybe two, oh, thank, maybe, maybe two.

[02:56:10] Yeah.

[02:56:16] How do you do trade-ups?

[02:56:19] Just trade-up.

[02:56:20] You got it.

[02:56:22] You go here.

[02:56:23] All right, we have seven pinks right now.

[02:56:24] So we need three more pinks, and we can get a crazy,

[02:56:27] crazy straight up right?

[02:56:29] oh no no don't check up your AK though

[02:56:31] so you'll get us

[02:56:33] bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang

[02:56:37] and then player

[02:56:41] and then I see it

[02:56:43] how is that nice

[02:56:45] good shit bro

[02:56:53] so many blues oh my gosh

[02:56:55] I don't even think it's possible to get a dollar in this!

[02:57:04] That's not bad.

[02:57:07] Oh no.

[02:57:09] No, no!

[02:57:11] So Jack, what was the point of this again?

[02:57:16] I have blues coming out of my ass.

[02:57:19] You're shredding blues into purples and purples into things.

[02:57:22] I have the purpose that they go up to you.

[02:57:26] Yeah.

[02:57:27] But will I even have enough to get paint?

[02:57:30] Yes, on it?

[02:57:31] To trade up from blues to gold, you need 5,000 blues.

[02:57:34] We're almost there.

[02:57:36] Wait, what do you mean, almost there?

[02:57:38] Don't I have like 200 blues?

[02:57:40] Yeah.

[02:57:41] So I'm not even close, is what you said?

[02:57:44] You need 5,000 blues to trade up, that's a goal.

[02:57:52] So Chad, I mean I'd be better off just choking off into a boxing glove is what you guys are saying

[02:57:57] What's the point of this?

[02:58:00] I told you it's like doing the laundry bro

[02:58:05] It's like you're clearing up your inventory space. I'm not joking. You're cleaning your room right now

[02:58:10] Cleaning up the mess. Chad this literally is yeah, this is literally the equivalent of doing the laundry

[02:58:16] Did you have some expensive blues though from the weapon case? I think you could do a 10% or trying to hunt a nice purple, but

[02:58:22] yeah it's a 10% up wait what do you mean 10% time I stop making noises let me see

[02:58:30] scroll through your blues scroll through your blues like slowly yo yeah

[02:58:34] that's not slowly okay well let me see yeah blues blues blues down down down

[02:58:39] down let me see let's go to search and search for weapon case I think that

[02:58:44] works right does that work I hope that works at the top left yes yes

[02:58:50] weapon case weapon case weapon case weapon case weapon case it doesn't work fucking yes um

[02:58:55] is that my current knife right there yeah your job you need a knife bro why is that i laugh

[02:59:01] i can't like i got a kitchen knife buddy quicksail attack

[02:59:08] is there a reason why you're still on the phone

[02:59:13] you guys trade-ups i'd rather get my ass kicked than you trade-ups chat

[02:59:16] wait are you guys using PayPal yes yes okay I'm gonna have I can you look at

[02:59:29] this work I'm seeing that might fix the market thing I'm gonna check this work

[02:59:34] which you might be able to save us but I don't like to make it till 753 doing

[02:59:38] this I'd rather get fucking knocked out look as I show you go try that's

[02:59:44] It's over like once. Oh my god, five reds to one gold GG. You add it with there with the console like a mouse like a my stuff GG

[02:59:52] Wait five reds let's do a gold on it. Yes

[02:59:58] That sounds

[03:00:00] Now that's

[03:00:07] Yes, five reds that's basically what you said right like the case switches to just golds golds golds and it goes on one

[03:00:13] It's like that, you know like five rats one gold. Oh, you smell a gold case

[03:00:19] No, you don't but it's like it's it's like a trade up

[03:00:21] You know it pops up and what people do then if they open the console and they put it above

[03:00:29] I might be able to get us cases right now

[03:00:34] By five rats and do it yeah, but guys I don't want my first gold to be like that bro like

[03:00:39] Yeah, it's not like I had a hit it

[03:00:52] Yeah

[03:01:02] 730 PM buddy 730 PM buddy

[03:01:05] It's not set. It's like 753 on a 753. Oh, yeah, we got got like an hour, 20 hour, 20.

[03:01:14] I don't think what's supposed to send me is accurate.

[03:01:23] I've never seen a company make it harder to give them money.

[03:01:35] Like it's like I'm trying to like literally be a dumbass and just hand you guys money

[03:01:40] Why would you not take the money?

[03:01:43] Take the fucking money

[03:01:45] fuck

[03:01:48] That's actually something

[03:01:57] Yeah, you know what let me actually call those fucking guys right now

[03:02:05] What is the number, just 1-800-GAMBLER?

[03:02:12] No, I just want to call, get me right to it.

[03:02:19] I want to talk to a person!

[03:02:25] Gambling hotline.

[03:02:35] Pick up the fucking phone, please

[03:02:38] Please

[03:02:43] I hope this is actually

[03:02:48] If this is an emergency

[03:02:52] If you or someone you care about has been affected by gambling we're here to help please note

[03:02:58] This is a support helpline for those experienced in gambling harm not a customer service line for gambling related inquiries

[03:03:05] what

[03:03:31] She's in foil, that means chicken.

[03:03:52] Tino asked me what?

[03:03:57] You're not allowed to call?

[03:03:59] I'm not allowed to get help.

[03:04:04] I'm not allowed to get help.

[03:04:08] Seriously, Chad?

[03:04:10] Are you guys that ass?

[03:04:13] I'm not allowed to get help?

[03:04:17] Oh, I think it's prank call. It's considered a prank call, maybe.

[03:04:20] Is that a prank? I'm letting my ass hurt!

[03:04:24] How is the prank?

[03:04:27] I'm down three grand!

[03:04:29] Let's do more tradeups chat and then after that I'm gonna jerk off my my friend and

[03:04:52] then after that I'm gonna get punched in the face and then after that I'm gonna fucking

[03:04:58] bomb it on my fucking desk doing trade-offs is miserable you can't play

[03:05:08] ranked it right it's a market not a yet getting a little too you're close

[03:05:18] We're close, we're close, though.

[03:05:19] Alright, I'm gonna go P, bro.

[03:05:21] Jack, 753, you guys.

[03:05:23] 753, that's the magical time.

[03:05:26] Let's think.

[03:05:28] What's the best that you can do right now?

[03:05:31] If he wants to stay in CS.

[03:05:33] Because look, like, it's squishy.

[03:05:35] Like, this is chop.

[03:05:36] Like, look, what do you do when you don't have rank unlock?

[03:05:38] Unlock.

[03:05:39] I know.

[03:05:40] Maybe retakes just to learn the maps, right?

[03:05:42] I think that's bad.

[03:05:43] Because you can learn the maps where a bomb gets planted,

[03:05:46] what it looks like I think that might be the best because casual is like 10v10 it's

[03:05:49] just too chaotic that mess could be good oh no not again serve your bro

[03:06:00] he's on serve rookie bro I'm sorry bro that corner it's it's not really possible

[03:06:05] role like you need to be able to straight serve rookie yeah like I'm not

[03:06:09] just harder than I remember I feel like I've been playing it but thought we

[03:06:12] hard to play again. Let me see if a guy is around, I mean, oh I just probably don't know.

[03:06:17] If he is then just... He should probably have a lot of rank though I feel like. I don't

[03:06:22] know. Yes, but it would take ages I think. Only level 2 he gained like half a bar

[03:06:27] from one retake. I feel like it's not that bad. Yeah.

[03:06:32] from here i'll take forever i'll take a week yo i need to get good at this fucking game

[03:06:44] okay period that was your mindset end of story we got a tournament in like a week

[03:06:49] bro and i'm not trying to make a fool out of myself so i need like just good advice

[03:06:55] I'm not gonna be great. I just want to not make a fool out of myself. All right

[03:07:00] Sir

[03:07:04] You can play retakes retakes is more fun. I think I think I'll cash or casual

[03:07:09] Casuals 10 v 10. I think

[03:07:13] It's fast and like quick like 3v2

[03:07:17] Casuals 10 v10 so double the regular and it's like very chaotic like on a set

[03:07:22] Also, I'm getting a shorter desk because my desk is too high up with my chair because my chair sinks me down.

[03:07:29] Well, I think the desk is a true pity period, bro. You had your fucking keyboard on the fucking lap yesterday.

[03:07:35] Yes, yes.

[03:07:39] Uh, service restarting, service, or new map, new map.

[03:07:44] Alright.

[03:07:45] So, first question.

[03:07:47] How do I, like, win more gun fights in CSGO?

[03:07:49] I always make sure you stop, aim for the head, aim head level always, and always make

[03:07:55] sure you're full stop when you fight with the AK.

[03:07:57] When I play CS, should I be like playing passive or aggressive?

[03:08:01] It's passive bro.

[03:08:03] Yeah.

[03:08:04] Is it like a mix?

[03:08:06] Yeah, a little bit of a mix.

[03:08:10] It's like Siege bro, like you play passive generally, right, like on defense, but

[03:08:13] then if there's an opening to be aggressive, you'd be aggressive, right?

[03:08:18] the same idea a lot of the same might be as well it's first time enough to see

[03:08:21] you know it's all the bomb plant they're very very something exactly I think I

[03:08:24] think it's like there's just no operator bullshit to think about like no

[03:08:27] like crazy abilities just like smoke flashed in molly right

[03:08:32] jesse say hi to your team always that's not off game you have to how do you say

[03:08:35] hi cat hey guys how's it going how's it gonna go

[03:08:41] all right no one said anything on it now they're gonna hear you the

[03:08:47] and then started no no no no hey guys how's it going team so tell her to call

[03:08:53] out things it's all right

[03:08:56] sure I said yeah

[03:09:07] thanks a lot of guns you want to be stopped when you shoot with like SMG

[03:09:11] pistols you can run like this time you can fall run and kill people it's

[03:09:15] actually broken it's actually good you also run the weapons you can run and

[03:09:20] gun with us from Jinxie just aim on the head please

[03:09:25] nine okay you have to chill a little bit you see one time when you get into a

[03:09:33] fight when you get into a fight but like you want to hold an angle right

[03:09:36] you can full run what I fight here it's like impossible to kill you know

[03:09:40] I mean hold an angle Jinx you like to like see

[03:09:48] If you're on tt's right now you're on t but you're holding for them to push the bomb because you're planning

[03:09:52] You're ready planted the bomb. This is all retakes in your head. You can hold it right on side

[03:09:56] They have to be fusing see you have to get a cage this rambler. It's all gonna be mad

[03:10:03] They happen to fuse yes the bomb planer on site you gotta stop them from the

[03:10:10] I'm gonna show you where they're fighting at.

[03:10:20] You'll see.

[03:10:21] So wait, does the attack defend flip every time?

[03:10:24] Yes, yes.

[03:10:25] And retakes?

[03:10:26] Yeah.

[03:10:27] Not in real game.

[03:10:28] Wait, are they planted?

[03:10:29] I'm defending.

[03:10:30] You're defending the bomb.

[03:10:31] See, this is what I would do in a tournament.

[03:10:35] That's a good fucking angle, people.

[03:10:37] The last one is on the left in CT. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:10:41] He comes from down.

[03:10:43] Gc?

[03:10:45] Nice, nice, nice.

[03:10:47] That was good.

[03:10:49] Great!

[03:10:51] I know how to be like a gamer.

[03:10:53] Yes, yes, yes.

[03:10:55] Long has been planted.

[03:10:57] You're the smoke in the flash.

[03:10:59] You can waste that time with the smoke if you want.

[03:11:01] So all I'm doing is defending the turret.

[03:11:03] You're the smoke in a flash you can waste that time with the smoke if you want so all I'm doing is defending it if you

[03:11:07] How this fair to them?

[03:11:09] You're gonna switch soon

[03:11:13] What I'm behind behind you. Yes, you about the next one

[03:11:21] Wow

[03:11:33] Yeah

[03:11:37] Yeah, that's easy right in front of you they told that hold that chill up chill up. Yeah, it's open

[03:11:45] Yeah

[03:11:47] What is that reaction time? Sorry?

[03:11:54] I was looking at my keyboard, I'm sorry

[03:12:03] Yo I'm the case coach, squishiest coach, I'm allowed to beat you right now.

[03:12:08] Bro guys, I need y'all to, like, attack me, attack me, attack me, attack me, attack me, attack me.

[03:12:14] You just kind of learn the math?

[03:12:15] Just focus, you can't push A to H, you have to like, chill.

[03:12:20] There's two places they can come from, it's either Banana which is on your right, or CT on your left.

[03:12:24] Your left is CT, Banana's on your right, okay? There's two places, that's it.

[03:12:27] Gonna hold those chokes.

[03:12:33] bro you want to stop when you fight them though it's why you want to be stopped

[03:12:47] professional players dying to that in our you know a professional class looking

[03:12:51] away from the flash sorry yeah I'm just saying

[03:12:54] Sorry!

[03:12:56] My glacoge is this!

[03:12:58] Yo boy! I gotta keep it real!

[03:13:00] It's gonna come back up bro

[03:13:02] But Jason that's good because you have so much more to learn

[03:13:04] Because in a week from now you will be looking away from the flash run

[03:13:07] That is true, yeah that is true

[03:13:09] You ready to win a tournament like I gotta be ready

[03:13:11] When they throw a flash it makes a sound cue

[03:13:13] Oh it is right, like you would be able to turn

[03:13:15] Because it makes a sound cue and you throw a flash

[03:13:20] Don't move, don't move in the shooting, remember that's right

[03:13:22] Wait a minute, he shot me by the pole.

[03:13:24] That's not fair at all.

[03:13:26] I was behind a cinder block.

[03:13:28] Okay, I gotta tell you something about that.

[03:13:31] Cause you don't understand.

[03:13:33] Give me out please one second.

[03:13:34] One of my favorite quotes of all time.

[03:13:36] GZ, you do not have to be,

[03:13:38] you have no obligation to be the same person

[03:13:39] that you have five minutes to go.

[03:13:40] That you were around to go.

[03:13:42] If you want to ace them right now,

[03:13:44] you Junko, you can.

[03:13:45] Lock him.

[03:13:46] Smoke CT, smoke CT, Diggs.

[03:13:48] You see that opening on the right?

[03:13:49] Go smoke Diggs.

[03:13:50] You know, you're gonna die, bro. You're gonna peek. You're gonna peek. Careful. Careful.

[03:13:55] Nice cover.

[03:13:56] You went to the angle.

[03:13:57] I'ma play my game.

[03:13:58] No, still in the box.

[03:13:59] Nice, nice.

[03:14:00] Beautiful.

[03:14:01] First one to left, left, left.

[03:14:02] Nice.

[03:14:03] Yeah, that's fine.

[03:14:04] Go to the map.

[03:14:05] Go to the map.

[03:14:06] Yeah, go to the map.

[03:14:07] Go to the map.

[03:14:08] Go to the map.

[03:14:09] Go to the map.

[03:14:10] Go to the map.

[03:14:11] It's connected to CT, bro.

[03:14:12] You know where you smoke?

[03:14:13] I mean, Chad, is that my fault?

[03:14:14] Like, I don't know where you can come.

[03:14:15] I mean, Chad, is that my fault?

[03:14:16] Like, I don't know where you can come.

[03:14:17] I don't know where you can come.

[03:14:18] Is that my fault like I didn't we can come from there?

[03:14:22] Okay

[03:14:25] Take take it in a take a minute. I did go to your right and fight instantly bro. Okay, throw a flash in this fight

[03:14:29] I want to see it

[03:14:32] Flash over the wall. That's good. Go fight go fight bro get in there

[03:14:37] Or hold on that you should get this good on your life anyway

[03:14:42] They might not clear

[03:14:44] Alright guys, we'll see, see you beautiful. Lower in, lower in, lower in, beautiful.

[03:14:51] Why lower, why lower, especially why?

[03:14:53] That's her, that's her, I think.

[03:14:54] That's her?

[03:14:55] I think so.

[03:14:56] 2-1.

[03:14:57] Nice, Jynxy!

[03:14:58] The positioning, no?

[03:14:59] The positioning.

[03:15:00] Great.

[03:15:01] Really good.

[03:15:02] Yes, yes.

[03:15:03] Up, up, up, up, up, up.

[03:15:04] W plant.

[03:15:05] I love your obscenity.

[03:15:06] So look where your teammates are holding Jynx.

[03:15:07] Shut up.

[03:15:08] W plan

[03:15:12] The liquid teammates are holding drinks on the whole dot this day

[03:15:17] Default is always a good go bro. I'm not gonna lie

[03:15:22] balcony it's gonna be really hard for you to win this fight if the app is this close range

[03:15:26] Yeah, but I'm the 2023 gamer to you

[03:15:38] but it's a better spot to play, Jinx, next time on the server

[03:15:41] he mocked you on the skin too yet and then Pauline has played

[03:15:43] that's a brilliant position

[03:15:45] no, the tank is actually fun at the end

[03:15:48] wait, so are the retakes maxed?

[03:15:50] are the retakes maxed the same as the regular maps?

[03:15:52] yeah

[03:15:53] yeah

[03:15:56] what?

[03:15:57] what behind you Jinx?

[03:15:58] behind you

[03:15:59] what did I do wrong?

[03:16:00] you had all but yeah, AK is better if you got it

[03:16:03] Jinx, what do you right?

[03:16:04] let's see you're right in your right

[03:16:05] see I hit the hole in the wall?

[03:16:06] yeah, go there

[03:16:07] You can hold like apps from here. You can hold up top, you can hold lane.

[03:16:11] If you hold apps, go to the left of this wall.

[03:16:14] I like playing like this and then peeking out. How am I doing that?

[03:16:16] Yes, now that's really good. You put up this camera.

[03:16:18] I like playing that more than holding.

[03:16:20] Come on, dude. Come on, dude.

[03:16:27] He knows that the common spot where you're on top is.

[03:16:30] So you can play like in a safer way, like for the left more.

[03:16:34] All that makes so much sense. He knows it. Okay.

[03:16:37] Jinx, you should have played on that position and Actual Game has a smoke, so you just smoke the Molo, you know?

[03:16:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:16:43] Oh yeah, you don't know about that smoke. Like I already said, smokes put out Molotov, Jinx.

[03:16:46] If you're Molly, you can smoke it.

[03:16:47] Wow, what?

[03:16:50] Physics.

[03:16:51] This is good. You can un-peak when you hear sound. Wait, wait, wait. There's sound.

[03:16:57] Oh fuck.

[03:17:01] Jinx, you commit to the spray more, commit to the spray more and like, pull down.

[03:17:04] but when I spray I have bad recoil it's like ice spice recoil

[03:17:07] gotta learn, gotta learn bruh

[03:17:08] come on

[03:17:10] oh my god

[03:17:13] Chad when I spray my recoil it's bad Chad I'm such a naughty boy

[03:17:18] the terrorist wins

[03:17:19] so wait you can smoke a lot

[03:17:22] yeah yeah

[03:17:24] Squish, do you think funnel recoil helps him?

[03:17:27] trying to survive

[03:17:28] at the start

[03:17:30] I don't know

[03:17:31] I mean I'm an old head with that I would say no

[03:17:34] but maybe maybe it's new

[03:17:38] What do you think chat I don't know follow recoil yes or no

[03:17:50] It's nice John cool. I'm so fucking good a fucking counter strike

[03:17:56] Come on

[03:17:57] Basically go straight here so you can learn what looks like go straight and just like hold an angle

[03:18:01] There's a really good angle if you go right in this back corner you see what he made is

[03:18:08] that's a good angle but it's actually good too.

[03:18:13] They won't check you.

[03:18:20] Yeah, they won't.

[03:18:23] Just get him now.

[03:18:27] Nice.

[03:18:28] Oh, god, like, let's go.

[03:18:30] Let's tap, let's tap.

[03:18:31] What'd you get?

[03:18:33] Five and ten.

[03:18:35] I'm not gonna, that's good.

[03:18:36] That's not bad.

[03:18:37] That's not bad.

[03:18:38] You're playing a decent player.

[03:18:39] Yeah, yeah.

[03:18:40] Wait so.

[03:18:41] I'm more good than Jeffrey.

[03:18:43] In recoil, I could be playing against like anybody.

[03:18:47] And anyone, anyone.

[03:18:48] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:18:50] And you're probably getting sniped right now.

[03:18:52] People are probably stepping in to get in.

[03:18:54] What's it called?

[03:18:55] Oh, maybe it would be good to put in follow recoil,

[03:18:57] because in siege, wherever your crosshair is, it goes there.

[03:19:01] Like, if recoil happens.

[03:19:02] What is follow recoil?

[03:19:03] What is that?

[03:19:04] You can try it out right now, Jinky.

[03:19:06] Press escape.

[03:19:09] settings top left and then search with the thing for follow recoil yeah and then

[03:19:19] put that shit on you see it in the middle

[03:19:22] research research yeah and then put it on what is that if I know spray now spray

[03:19:33] your spray you're gonna see with the block I'm after your bullet goes we

[03:19:37] the crosshair is basically before it didn't do that I would usually say no

[03:19:43] yeah I would usually say no but in siege it kind of works like that so your

[03:19:50] crosshair is bobbing when you shoot jank

[03:19:54] Oh

[03:20:14] It's kind of working it look you like he's pulling down because of the crossers going up actually

[03:20:24] wait wait wait wait you're actually

[03:20:36] I don't think you can follow Recon. Now I'm scratching so now you see it.

[03:20:41] Your crosser goes crazy.

[03:20:43] So if your crosser is on them it'll be a kill.

[03:20:47] That's right. That's right. You're out of nowhere.

[03:20:57] Wait, this feels good, guys! I like this!

[03:21:01] I like it. It's not comfortable. Right there. Come on, bitch. Come on, bitch. Come on,

[03:21:06] bitch. Why would a lock ring so bad?

[03:21:17] Oh

[03:21:19] No, you almost just fucked him. I'm not joking.

[03:21:22] Shit, I'm trying to get back.

[03:21:26] Guys, how good am I? 1 to 10.

[03:21:28] Rated, rated.

[03:21:30] You're like a 4, like a 4.

[03:21:32] Gansdel, curry!

[03:21:34] What the fuck?

[03:21:36] Chad, rate me 1 to 10. How good am I?

[03:21:38] Zero.

[03:21:39] Negative 5.

[03:21:41] Awful.

[03:21:43] Watch your left, mate. Watch your left.

[03:21:45] This is AFT by the way on this map. It's called AFT.

[03:21:51] Look at the chat jinx. He's talking at bottom left.

[03:21:57] Show them what's daddy.

[03:21:58] Oh, actually good aim dude.

[03:22:04] Nice!

[03:22:05] Guys, I'm not bad. I'm not AFT.

[03:22:08] Give it a go, give it a go.

[03:22:15] Yeah, and spraying will be a little bit easier now because it'll follow recoil you can just

[03:22:27] look at your crosshair try a kit try a can spray when you see somebody but just hold

[03:22:32] an angle hold an angle.

[03:22:34] Hey, come on I don't love you bro you're coming for a jinx here zero bro.

[03:22:39] Sorry man.

[03:22:40] Just aiming really high

[03:22:42] Yeah, that's better.

[03:22:44] Oh, really good aim!

[03:22:46] Really good aim!

[03:22:48] It's a one tap!

[03:22:50] Oh!

[03:22:52] Remember, you can spray. You can spray, James.

[03:22:54] Oh, no!

[03:22:56] I don't know if I can't spray.

[03:22:58] Oh my god.

[03:23:00] You gotta pull down a lot, James.

[03:23:02] You gotta pull down a lot, James.

[03:23:04] You gotta pull down a lot, James.

[03:23:06] You gotta pull down a lot, James.

[03:23:08] You gotta pull down a lot, James.

[03:23:10] by the way you counterfeit

[03:23:12] bro that was actually insane like i'm no joking

[03:23:14] thank you dude i seriously thank you

[03:23:16] take a space i like this i like this

[03:23:18] i like the push

[03:23:20] no

[03:23:22] actually really good aim dude

[03:23:24] we're not gonna be here not gonna be here anymore

[03:23:26] better run

[03:23:28] he's catwalk above you

[03:23:30] let's go guys

[03:23:34] like chat like okay ony ony

[03:23:36] squishy what do you guys think of me

[03:23:39] Good to do your aim is good you have fully

[03:23:42] Not bad right you gotta learn to pray a bit

[03:23:46] You are winning the lobby right now like you are the guy winning the rounds

[03:23:50] And it could be the players

[03:23:53] You would have killed me there maybe

[03:24:00] Stop when you when you're oh my god

[03:24:08] using go bomb site. No, no, no, no.

[03:24:11] Siza Siza.

[03:24:13] Yeah, I got you.

[03:24:14] No, I killed you.

[03:24:15] Yes, you did.

[03:24:16] I killed you.

[03:24:17] This is really a dick thing.

[03:24:19] I'm not gonna lie.

[03:24:20] Bro, when you get the head shot, it goes.

[03:24:23] She wants you to have ranked, bro.

[03:24:25] Gee, gee.

[03:24:27] Bro, ranked in cases, and then just give me a beer.

[03:24:30] I got you.

[03:24:33] Jeffrey Epstein, how is that name allowed?

[03:24:36] How is that name, are you gonna have name allowed?

[03:24:38] not now steen is no mother

[03:24:41] Even put what's up websites in the name just people was like she planned what size in the name

[03:24:48] No, my dad is saying that I'm not really doing that back

[03:24:52] You are doing good, bro. Yeah, should I get a beer for the cases of an hour?

[03:24:55] Yeah, we got cases in one hour

[03:24:58] They come from here drinks close

[03:25:30] So people don't really ban

[03:25:32] People don't really ban good maps, yeah, I'm just actually

[03:25:36] Yeah, so for math, don't be like one

[03:25:38] Squishy, what is it like?

[03:25:40] Maybe it's like most of them are yeah, even face it

[03:25:47] Shit on idiot, sit the fuck down chap, I've seen

[03:25:55] So Mary thinks you're planning on be right this is like the longest way to get back to be this is on the

[03:26:00] And you won't be able to get back there cat cat

[03:26:07] So they're just gonna diffuse because we're just too far

[03:26:25] Careful I could see you

[03:26:30] Is that not a headshot?

[03:26:35] Only how do you say it plus?

[03:26:38] Plus it means what plus?

[03:26:42] Yes, bro. Yes, bro. I guess that's a cutie dude

[03:26:49] Right, so I jinxed in high-five the only guys check to ever say like like when they did like love you guys

[03:26:54] Bye. I swear bro. I bet you're the only two I swear

[03:26:57] wait radio message what does that mean? okay now on the map

[03:27:08] yeah crouching is really common, remember watching the donk highlights and he's like crouches every time you get in a fight?

[03:27:12] yeah every time, it changes your head level huh?

[03:27:16] yeah and you can move so you're fully accurate while spraying while crouching in this game

[03:27:20] so whenever I see somebody try to crouch if I can?

[03:27:23] you can crouch move and be fully accurate that's why it's so good

[03:27:27] Yeah, I'm just saying, without playing right now, in this tournament, I'll hold my own against streamers, like for sure.

[03:27:34] Dude, there's some really good CS players. Like, Ron's actually pretty good at CS, Jace is pretty good at CS.

[03:27:38] Oh, wait, Ron is in it? GG.

[03:27:40] Yeah, he's actually like that good?

[03:27:42] Yeah, he's far down like... far a little worse than me, probably.

[03:27:47] 2 minutes, needs to be a headshot, what?

[03:27:59] Come on, quick 2 minutes.

[03:28:03] Let's go.

[03:28:05] Chad, I'm not that bad, I'm not that bad.

[03:28:10] Wait, it's match point for both, no?

[03:28:12] Chase, you need to win this.

[03:28:13] Must.

[03:28:14] Alright, think shift around. Shift makes no noise. Shift makes zero noise.

[03:28:19] You don't want to give them advantage knowing where you are.

[03:28:21] So you should shift when you're moving around.

[03:28:27] That's last guy there. Last guy there.

[03:28:28] Nice!

[03:28:29] Back to back wins! Come on!

[03:28:32] Could it get me?

[03:28:34] Dude, 12 kills 8 deaths. That is not bad.

[03:28:38] Chat, I'm so proud of myself.

[03:28:40] Oh, almost level 2. Almost level 2.

[03:28:42] Oh, level 2!

[03:28:43] Wait, does that mean I can play right now?

[03:28:46] And you get a free drop. I think so bro. I am the one that won your son

[03:28:52] Don't need a gun to get respect up all these streets wait leave the mastic

[03:28:57] Yes, sir daddy's question. I think you might be able to get it. I can't do cases yet. We are gonna case

[03:29:03] I get a case I get a case I get a case I get a case. Yeah, you get a free thing you get a free thing

[03:29:08] But you can't buy the key. Yeah, I'm thinking

[03:29:10] Oh

[03:29:12] Okay, grab my penis daddy grab my penis

[03:29:17] Grabbing yo, can you buy the key though? It could be the ultimate edge

[03:29:22] couple couple

[03:29:29] You can he though what he'll walk case

[03:29:32] Imagine bro from this one case JC. This is the case that you worked for the other ones you bought and

[03:29:37] other people worked for this if you get the your knife from your case yo oh my god

[03:29:46] i hope kukri knife it doesn't even say gold it's trouble yeah it's not the best knife but hey it's

[03:29:52] i don't know people call it the drake the drake knife because i don't know like it's it's it's

[03:29:59] it's it's a long knife and it also like it wiggles like the animations they look

[03:30:03] Let's open this

[03:30:06] What wait wait, you'll see once you get it you'll see once you get it and now I sound weird, but just

[03:30:15] No, bro, the people call it the great. I don't know why though. Do you see

[03:30:22] Wait, so my first ever game of ranked. Oh my god, hey, you actually haven't unlocked. I thought I thought

[03:30:28] First ever game of ranked!

[03:30:31] What the fuck?

[03:30:32] So do I just click go?

[03:30:34] I'm just here?

[03:30:35] No no no no no no you want to select maps

[03:30:37] Because it's very much

[03:30:37] Do you want stream snappers or no?

[03:30:40] I don't want stream snappers

[03:30:41] Wait, Onee Can you play?

[03:30:44] Uhhhhhhh

[03:30:45] Wait do we hop in the game together?

[03:30:47] Yeah we can all get in the game

[03:30:49] Onee would I mess up your guys' ranks?

[03:30:51] No, I don't want to mess up your guys' ranks

[03:30:52] Dude this shit

[03:30:53] This is the least important thing of the game

[03:30:57] Premier is more important in this and face it's more important than premier. So like this is like the least good

[03:31:02] This is basically like casual rank. It's ranked, but it's like more casual ranks more for fun

[03:31:09] But now you're not choking on a pro G

[03:31:12] I was like there's so it's so high like one game is not going to do much also

[03:31:16] Also, it this game jinx, you know in rock league like when you're SSL

[03:31:20] You have to play SSL's you don't do that this game balances it out

[03:31:22] So it's gonna give us in between our ranks and I think you're actually way better than like a brand new play

[03:31:26] So it'll be fine wait you think I'm better than a brand new player honestly. Yeah. Yeah 100% cuz you know cross their placement

[03:31:32] And you know trades you know contact setups

[03:31:36] Yes, yes, bro. Yes, but wait squishy if we jump no, no, no, I don't think if we queue with them

[03:31:42] He's gonna be in a god low. We know like actually no no no level out

[03:31:45] No, cuz I put with some silver friends and it's like gold Nova to school number ones. I don't think it'll be that bad. I

[03:31:51] Think you can play it. Yeah, I think it'll be fine on me though. No, bro

[03:31:56] No, dude. There's some really bad players that are gold now, bro.

[03:32:00] They're gonna be fine. I think so. I think so too.

[03:32:03] Because bro, we can do this together.

[03:32:04] Yo, I'm not silver, bro.

[03:32:05] This is our silver right now.

[03:32:07] Right now you're silver.

[03:32:07] No, I'm not.

[03:32:08] Because drinks, I can show you a lot of things.

[03:32:10] We can do crossfire setups.

[03:32:11] I can boost you.

[03:32:12] It'll be a lot easier to like do things together.

[03:32:14] It could be a vibe.

[03:32:15] I'm not gonna lie.

[03:32:16] Let's do it, guys. Let's play rank.

[03:32:18] Let's play rank.

[03:32:19] Yo, I'm down.

[03:32:20] I will have to go after us, but I'm down for this game.

[03:32:22] Low key.

[03:32:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:32:24] wait someone needs to add you though make me laugh now or I can I can add you on

[03:32:30] it all right wait let me delete some people bro I think I'm gonna get shit on

[03:32:37] my gold though like seriously no no no yo yo squishy we have to make sure that

[03:32:41] Jinxie doesn't get shit on like he won't he won't like you Jinxie we will

[03:32:45] make sure that you won't bro we will be your bodyguards and like you can

[03:32:48] refrag us you know like we go in first they focus on our head and you

[03:32:53] refrag us if we die

[03:32:56] No, you won't I promise you won't jinx jinx it's actually easy, but I promise

[03:33:03] I'm gonna and you're good. You're like you're happy. No, you actually are good. You didn't go negative

[03:33:11] But the actual game all about playing like patient and like

[03:33:15] Taking good fights or something like that. It's how guys gonna play. That's how I'm get on hide my hide mine get in here

[03:33:21] have mine. Jacks I'm gonna get a hadmine in here. Hivemine or Hivemine? So it's the same

[03:33:27] guy. Loze called him Hivemine yesterday. He was the funniest thing I've ever heard

[03:33:32] bro. Loze has like an 8 IQ. Loze. Invite me to the call. Invite Hivemine to the

[03:33:40] call have mine I can do it oh yeah there we go almost created anyone we need

[03:33:52] five was four enough no we could I think we could just keep four I think calm

[03:33:56] doesn't care I'm pretty sure bro I'm nervous I never play calm dude um

[03:34:00] Um, you're on, right?

[03:34:02] I'm level 2s, yeah.

[03:34:04] What did you say?

[03:34:06] Um, Squishy?

[03:34:08] Tell him I'm nervous!

[03:34:10] I don't remember at this point.

[03:34:12] Hello?

[03:34:14] I don't have mine.

[03:34:16] How's it going? How's it going?

[03:34:18] Are you ready to win?

[03:34:20] Dude, I'm nervous. Wait, so give me y'all's player backgrounds.

[03:34:22] Like, I know Squishy globally

[03:34:24] Faced level 10.

[03:34:26] I'm 16k, I think.

[03:34:28] I think the premiere so like

[03:34:33] I would be like levels

[03:34:37] Six I'm face it probably so what's the highest premiere level? What did it like whoa like a lot like like what if somebody there is a cap

[03:34:45] like

[03:34:47] It's about 30. Yeah, like

[03:34:50] Okay

[03:34:52] Yeah, oh, hey, what are you now?

[03:34:54] right now right now I'm not ranked bro like I've been too busy but I would

[03:34:59] probably be like right up there you know okay I was watching and you were

[03:35:04] trying to you were pulling those charms right you're trying to get that red

[03:35:07] charm the first one I pulled I got a red charm you're trolling I'm not look

[03:35:12] my screen the CT of the team also someone has to invite

[03:35:16] No, I'm not oh ha I vice look like 50 bucks. That's actually massive

[03:35:26] I'm all you guys. I'm pretty sure about separate house. I don't think I have a voice on the thing yet

[03:35:34] Oh, they're saying you're 8k. Oh, I'm telling you

[03:35:37] yo open cases we can't until 753 how

[03:35:48] Guys, can you put it in the title?

[03:35:50] Oh, no, I don't want it.

[03:35:52] Oh, I did it.

[03:35:54] Oh, my God, I've been allowed to look squishy.

[03:35:58] Mobile, I've been squishy, bro.

[03:36:00] Thanks, bro. Listen.

[03:36:02] Oh, here we go.

[03:36:04] Wait, this is the aura lobby.

[03:36:06] This is the aura lobby.

[03:36:08] You can equip some of your skins before we go in.

[03:36:10] Like, if you put on loadout, you know,

[03:36:12] because you have someone boxed.

[03:36:14] Oh, no, you like vertigo, right?

[03:36:17] Oh, but all right, so do we want no strings night bus because then we hide

[03:36:24] Actually something random and obscure

[03:36:26] Yeah

[03:36:28] Wait

[03:36:29] Do like we can go for like I mean the people will figure out a low key like your fucking steam name is jinx. Oh

[03:36:35] We're gonna get over we might get hard

[03:36:38] I

[03:36:39] Have no delay as well. It's okay. It's fine. It's fine. I don't think people

[03:36:43] none of us find you see no I have that print stream off factory new wait what

[03:36:49] do you have what are you up print stream off factory new the one that you were

[03:36:53] looking at case hi boys you can't do the car you can't go on you said two

[03:36:56] things bro what was your only job that I got bro and the second you know it's

[03:37:02] You're just coming flexing skins bro. What is this?

[03:37:18] Yeah, it was probably what I was queuing but it's whatever. I mean do we hide or no?

[03:37:25] Okay, I'll do different

[03:37:27] No, I'm not hiding. I'm going to keep the

[03:37:29] Jigsaw hide for a second. Okay. Then okay. We're going full trial. Wait guys. I could you are you good?

[03:37:35] Are you guys on the queue like random shit? Like lucky this one or lucky this one because you know

[03:37:40] Are you are you?

[03:37:42] Are you typing it?

[03:37:44] Yeah, it's yes. Yes. Yes, sir. He type it's up right. I don't see it. I don't see it. Can you see message?

[03:37:51] Boss

[03:37:53] you will not be able to guess this

[03:38:00] because this is a map that no one plays

[03:38:03] you won't be able to guess

[03:38:06] which one is in range? you can

[03:38:09] queue specific maps since yes?

[03:38:12] not in premiere jing see, premiere is the main one

[03:38:16] that you're gonna unlock soon and there it's picks and bands

[03:38:20] Ooh, that's copy. I like when it's sweaty like that. Oh, pause, pause.

[03:38:23] But no, I like... I like when it's try hard like that. Yeah, you get it. Okay.

[03:38:27] Bro! Oh my god, this is my first ever competitive game chat ever.

[03:38:32] It's me, One, Highbyes, Squishy, and then I think I ran up to you.

[03:38:36] Jinx, see, I'm gonna rob you in England.

[03:38:39] What?

[03:38:40] Yo, Hivemind prediction in the chat? Sorry.

[03:38:44] Hivemind.

[03:38:45] Hivemind, brother, yo.

[03:38:46] Hivemind.

[03:38:48] What's your name?

[03:38:50] No that's funny.

[03:38:52] I think bro, Shift is your best friend in this game.

[03:38:55] Don't spam it.

[03:38:57] Do not spam it.

[03:38:58] I'm the king of cutting off sound.

[03:39:01] Yes.

[03:39:02] So this game you're full silent.

[03:39:03] It's not like Siegeblade.

[03:39:04] You actually make zero noise bro.

[03:39:06] Make sure you're shifting.

[03:39:08] Bro, all the shit aside guys.

[03:39:10] My first time playing CS, I felt like a fish out of water.

[03:39:14] When I was just playing 10 minutes ago, I felt good.

[03:39:18] I'm gonna show us free now, okay

[03:39:20] No, no wait until

[03:39:24] Pops we want them to know what you

[03:39:35] No

[03:39:48] guys I'm sorry no oh no one more time we're not that so we got a quick map

[03:39:53] that we have switch my eyes I'm switching I'm switching bro are you

[03:40:04] literally brain dad no dude it's also fun like it's not like it's not like

[03:40:12] you can only do cases like playing the game is fun we have like a temp band for

[03:40:18] like one minute because you guys know my baby yes I'm gonna be hyper specific

[03:40:27] you know what you have the AK and it goes when you get a hat yeah it's my

[03:40:34] favorite thing it's so satisfying when you get it goes it's so sad it's fine

[03:40:40] Brian, which siege did sound use for headshots?

[03:40:44] Like really loud ones, brother, be so nice.

[03:40:49] True autism, autism.

[03:40:51] No, it's true.

[03:40:52] Chad, would you get a headshot of this?

[03:40:54] Really good.

[03:40:56] Chad, did you go with a headshot?

[03:40:57] I don't know if I've gotten one of those yet.

[03:40:59] Maybe I did, maybe I did.

[03:41:04] Chad, it's not really autism, kind of I guess.

[03:41:07] But it's just good, it's satisfying.

[03:41:09] I received it a crazy loud like sound cue when you got a head shot.

[03:41:20] You know the feeling.

[03:41:21] Thank you, bro.

[03:41:21] Chad, don't act like I'm trolling, bro.

[03:41:25] Wait, do we still get it a band or we're good now?

[03:41:27] No, we're good.

[03:41:36] Attack on Titan update, bribing, stacking.

[03:41:38] I'm going to give it.

[03:41:39] its killing now

[03:41:40] imma get on it. i been slacking

[03:41:43] can i touch your asshole jingsy

[03:41:48] jingsy 42 minutes and 51 seconds bro

[03:41:50] do you have a cure up in cases again

[03:41:53] wait accept accept accept accept

[03:41:55] what about hone

[03:41:57] im back im back im back

[03:41:59] can i show screen now

[03:42:00] yeah you can show you can show

[03:42:02] guys first ever competitive game

[03:42:06] oh my god

[03:42:07] You can stop between sharing so you have my PS. I'm not even joking back on this book, you know, yeah

[03:42:16] Great console a god you such a gamer

[03:42:19] Skull Rootsy we got this shit and bro this map pick makes sense

[03:42:23] No, Jigsaw we said because this map you played before it's time. It's tough

[03:42:27] Wait, so in round one you can buy a lot of stuff

[03:42:30] No, it's one more one more one more. So how about this silver? That's good. That's good. Have eyes of silver

[03:42:34] actually wait your server yeah I'm just

[03:42:38] happy yeah wait our random we have to

[03:42:41] greet the random guys

[03:42:42] yeah that's good yo Teddy what's up

[03:42:46] Teddy you didn't talk in game dream

[03:42:49] see oh wait I can do that

[03:42:51] do you see coming up do you see up to

[03:42:53] turn up your audio I play you really

[03:42:56] see just play where you feel

[03:42:58] comfortable

[03:43:01] Oh, I love a long hey

[03:43:07] Very good. Oh, they're all here. Oh, they're all like that

[03:43:13] Oh, oh, I

[03:43:16] Shift I shift like oh

[03:43:18] You can see you can run you can run you can run you can run here run here run here

[03:43:23] So I should have now tell me what?

[03:43:25] Yeah, it's not it's not it now. Yeah, they hear you cat

[03:43:28] you'll see one, you'll see one

[03:43:34] that gun you have is bad from long range

[03:43:36] it's bad from long range

[03:43:37] so like you want to try to stay close range in game

[03:43:39] most of them if you can

[03:43:41] let's stack, let's stack something

[03:43:42] wanna rush me together?

[03:43:43] like an army?

[03:43:44] yes yes yes

[03:43:45] rush me, rush me

[03:43:47] they're gonna be left

[03:43:48] come on, I'm gonna see you

[03:43:49] I'm nervous

[03:43:50] I'll smoke you, I'll smoke you

[03:43:51] only I need you to do good bro

[03:43:52] you're top rank

[03:43:54] yay

[03:43:55] how about this one?

[03:43:56] how about this one?

[03:44:27] like a crazy peak around

[03:44:30] Jinxie let's play on B together bro. Can you buy?

[03:44:32] Yeah, yeah, and buy yeah, and buy a Molotov Molotov Molotov smoke smoke

[03:44:38] Yeah, yeah Molotov great come with me. Come with me. You go be

[03:44:42] Come come come come. I was gonna watch

[03:44:44] Careful, always jump here, put it up!

[03:44:46] Nice!

[03:44:46] Now throw your molotovs there, because they could be rushing B.

[03:44:50] I'm high, I'm high.

[03:44:51] I'm gonna go in there.

[03:44:52] Nice, that's always a great play.

[03:44:53] That's what throws, always two.

[03:44:54] Usually, a Jinxy, they throw molotovs.

[03:44:56] And then, once it burns, they throw smoke.

[03:44:59] So they also can't push.

[03:45:00] Okay, okay.

[03:45:01] Leave if you care.

[03:45:02] Seems to be clear, though.

[03:45:03] You can now rotate to the other guys.

[03:45:05] I'll stay on B.

[03:45:06] Okay, stay.

[03:45:08] I don't know if they're there.

[03:45:09] One more, one more, one more, wow you hit bro, he's half, he's half.

[03:45:16] Bomb towards A, it's A, it's A, it's A guys.

[03:45:19] Yeah, yeah, one's half long.

[03:45:21] Here's someone this.

[03:45:27] Short clear, they're long.

[03:45:28] Can't be there, they're coming to the side, they're here on them.

[03:45:31] She left, she left.

[03:45:32] Ramble ready, ramble ready.

[03:45:33] One side jumps.

[03:45:34] on so juice

[03:45:36] i'm gonna kill it right right

[03:45:39] fuck one hb jinksie one hb you got him

[03:45:41] he's letting us chill i'm not gonna play it

[03:45:43] yeah wait for your time it's flying jinksie see you

[03:45:44] don't go on about this money it means money please

[03:45:48] it's fine it's fine

[03:45:51] you can you can move up you can move up jinks

[03:45:53] he's playing it after i'm on him

[03:45:55] yeah yeah yeah

[03:45:57] yeah

[03:45:58] we got it

[03:46:00] let's work guys let's go

[03:46:02] get shit boys get shit great well in

[03:46:04] Well, I

[03:46:06] Watch this jinx. Yeah, I got you your orange my friend. Can you drop an op for us, please?

[03:46:12] That would be awesome sauce in op AWP

[03:46:16] Our man purple jinxie. He's a main opera bro. He said it's not enough money

[03:46:22] No, he doesn't money because he spent his money

[03:46:24] Yeah

[03:46:26] I'm gonna save them

[03:46:28] Save them

[03:46:30] That's what's most interesting

[03:46:32] I don't think he's got the silver

[03:46:34] I don't know

[03:46:36] They'll be in between

[03:46:38] They're not gonna be silver

[03:46:40] Wait, guys have missed double things

[03:46:42] Double things

[03:46:44] Where are my friends, sorry?

[03:46:46] I think long, wait long, yeah

[03:46:48] oh you took tons of drinks nice bro

[03:46:53] one's car one's car one's one's a little cat

[03:46:59] what if you're flanking though flanking yeah yeah yeah

[03:47:03] where eh yeah I go long again

[03:47:07] I'm fighting on.

[03:47:09] Yeah, where do you think?

[03:47:11] Where do you think?

[03:47:13] Car.

[03:47:15] Car.

[03:47:17] Car.

[03:47:19] Car.

[03:47:21] Car.

[03:47:23] Squishy 1v5.

[03:47:25] Oh my god.

[03:47:27] That was very crazy, pal.

[03:47:29] Yeah, these guys are pretty good.

[03:47:31] Well, they do the same push every time, though.

[03:47:35] Yeah, I saw him in my peripherals, but I didn't know he was like dare there.

[03:47:40] I don't like him.

[03:47:42] I doubled in to come.

[03:47:44] Orange, you're the goat.

[03:47:46] Jinx, he dropped you in the op. He dropped you in the op, bro.

[03:47:48] Orange dropped you in the op.

[03:47:49] Locking Jinx.

[03:47:50] What should I do with that?

[03:47:52] You gotta say thank you.

[03:47:54] Orange, for you and spawn and for you.

[03:47:56] Oh, there's the old mid. Come here and...

[03:47:58] I think they're...

[03:48:00] Nevermind, someone stole it. I'm sorry, bro.

[03:48:01] Long time.

[03:48:02] They smoked it.

[03:48:03] don't go to the long things because they've been going long a lot

[03:48:07] this is fun

[03:48:09] alright just get me to this one

[03:48:11] oh no are you long? I'm coming with you

[03:48:14] yeah yeah yeah yeah

[03:48:15] you can hold it with the AWP bro

[03:48:17] wait, they're all gone

[03:48:19] short coming, do you see? I got it though

[03:48:21] just watch short

[03:48:22] long I mean watch short now

[03:48:23] short

[03:48:24] yeah

[03:48:25] don't die

[03:48:26] don't die

[03:48:27] don't try to go out so far you know

[03:48:30] like you always

[03:48:31] I know

[03:48:32] When you shoot you want to be able to be in undercover like behind cover, you know?

[03:48:41] I'm trying to get on the ramp rope but I saw a team retreating.

[03:48:47] Like these guys are low rank or like they're demons.

[03:48:50] Bro I swear they're cheating.

[03:48:52] Yeah they're just possible. They're charaters in this game bro.

[03:48:55] I don't think we're playing one right now.

[03:48:57] Did you W them or not?

[03:48:58] I'm so alive!

[03:49:00] Shut up

[03:49:09] Jinx you check my ping

[03:49:30] We have to run, we have to run too

[03:49:32] Someone's up my head, someone's gonna stop my head

[03:49:34] I'm on your head, I'm on your head

[03:49:36] Or just stay with me, yeah

[03:49:37] Just appear in the middle

[03:49:38] Yeah?

[03:49:39] Yeah

[03:49:41] I'm on your head

[03:49:42] I'm on your head

[03:49:43] I'm on your head

[03:49:44] I'm on your head

[03:49:45] You're ready

[03:49:46] We got this, we got this

[03:49:47] Two, one

[03:49:48] Bang for head boys, we got this

[03:49:49] Speaking

[03:49:52] Nice fishy

[03:49:53] Nice

[03:49:54] Don't go too far on it

[03:49:55] Three up

[03:49:56] They're gonna be cat, they're gonna be cat I think

[03:50:28] That was a bot play but you're not a bot bro why were you watching you said you're holding the flank but we're looking where we were

[03:50:38] We're all there

[03:50:40] I was watching, I'm sorry

[03:50:42] No you can't do that

[03:50:44] Oh you're not a camera man bro we need to lock in

[03:50:48] Come on

[03:50:50] They're not pregnant

[03:50:52] Yes they are

[03:50:54] You have 100% trust

[03:50:56] you don't have to get the same

[03:50:58] careful guys careful guys they're not wrong but smoke

[03:51:00] oh gosh

[03:51:02] jake see come back up here come back up here

[03:51:04] i guess like halfway up long

[03:51:06] you don't want to get stuck on long like that

[03:51:08] jake if you want to come up cat

[03:51:10] you can go up these boxes

[03:51:12] they're just doing the same long

[03:51:14] yeah

[03:51:16] wait did he look away smudging

[03:51:18] i'm gonna flash

[03:51:20] behind me

[03:51:22] they're close they're close

[03:51:24] What the hell is this?

[03:51:26] I'm so sorry.

[03:51:28] Bro, I'm just gonna fucking Molly, bro.

[03:51:31] Hey, there's your own brand.

[03:51:32] Bro, what?

[03:51:34] On car?

[03:51:35] On brand.

[03:51:36] Probably.

[03:51:37] You're all the guys!

[03:51:40] Wait! Wait, does the smoke clear?

[03:51:43] Wait, does the-

[03:51:44] He shot me through his smoke.

[03:51:45] He shot me.

[03:51:49] I was waiting for the smoke to clear to kill him

[03:51:51] and he shot me through the smoke.

[03:51:54] how long do you think you're supposed to hit me?

[03:51:56] how long do you think you're supposed to hit me?

[03:51:57] uh, click 20 seconds a day

[03:51:59] why didn't you randomly shoot me through the smoke at the end when I didn't make any noise while controlling crowd check?

[03:52:03] well they just abuse A man, how the fuck do you know that?

[03:52:08] who, two?

[03:52:09] okay, I'm lagging

[03:52:10] one's to the side

[03:52:17] I'm pushing

[03:52:18] are you at middle one? pushing up?

[03:52:21] I'm just gonna leave this on her

[03:52:22] I'm leaving middle

[03:52:24] Yes, we got this bro. There's one in spawn three or pause

[03:52:35] Wait sure sure sure sure sure sure sure a lot a lot. Yeah. Yeah

[03:52:46] Any longer no

[03:52:48] We one down. Two down, three down.

[03:52:52] Nice, three people.

[03:52:53] You tried me?

[03:52:55] You killed them.

[03:52:57] I killed them all.

[03:52:59] We should have left, O'Neil.

[03:53:04] Long, long, long.

[03:53:06] This kid is not real, bro.

[03:53:08] I don't know. This kid is so clean.

[03:53:10] Clashing!

[03:53:12] Take him down, O'Neil.

[03:53:16] Oh

[03:53:20] This guy's walling

[03:53:21] He's gonna come long. So if you just pop up on that box pop up on that box

[03:53:26] And then just play the corner play me play me play me. Yes, play me

[03:53:41] What are you doing bro?

[03:53:43] WAAAHHH SHUT UP!

[03:53:44] You can give me your gun, give me your gun, let's see.

[03:53:46] You can see it at the top.

[03:53:47] If it takes us way out, you know?

[03:53:49] Let's see.

[03:53:50] You can see?

[03:53:51] I can give you an up.

[03:53:52] Alright.

[03:53:53] So give me that.

[03:53:54] Okay.

[03:53:55] We have to give you the up.

[03:53:57] Yeah, yeah.

[03:53:58] Okay, good.

[03:53:59] There's no flashes or no?

[03:54:01] No.

[03:54:02] Smoke.

[03:54:03] Heading back armor.

[03:54:05] Come on, come on.

[03:54:07] Oh, that's bad.

[03:54:08] I'm hiding on it.

[03:54:09] I might have to leave.

[03:54:11] We have no one on B by the way.

[03:54:14] I'm near the sniper's question.

[03:54:17] Okay.

[03:54:19] They're coming, they're coming.

[03:54:21] I'll just back up, back up, back up, back up.

[03:54:23] Fuck!

[03:54:26] Ah! Short coming!

[03:54:28] Grenade out!

[03:54:28] I'm so cool!

[03:54:29] Oh yeah, two short.

[03:54:30] Ah.

[03:54:30] Trinkse, they're gonna come short!

[03:54:32] Trinkse, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.

[03:54:34] I have one.

[03:54:35] Okay, it's a skit again.

[03:54:36] Yeah.

[03:54:37] This fucking guy, bro.

[03:54:39] I mean, I mean, bro, is this a silver lobby?

[03:54:47] You're just Christ!

[03:54:48] No, thanks.

[03:54:49] And one guy that's fucking handsome, I'm not gonna lie, it's probably like for like

[03:54:54] Gold Nova.

[03:54:55] They're all kind of doing good besides one guy.

[03:54:59] So like their top frag is lower ranked than Highbizem for me, but he's fucking me in

[03:55:02] the asshole.

[03:55:03] Like, actually.

[03:55:04] So, make it make sense.

[03:55:06] What rake is he?

[03:55:11] He's like 5, 10k on the screen.

[03:55:16] Hey bro, at least they're up here.

[03:55:18] Like caraman jinks you got a new lens.

[03:55:20] Listen, I'm not streaming right now.

[03:55:21] I'm just casual playing, you know.

[03:55:23] On stream I would have 20, I'm not joking.

[03:55:27] Alright, I lock in on jinks.

[03:55:29] At least our caraman jinks you got a new lens.

[03:55:31] Like it.

[03:55:32] Don't call him camera man.

[03:55:35] They never go right time.

[03:55:37] They never go right time.

[03:55:39] True.

[03:55:41] Flashbang.

[03:55:43] Long.

[03:55:45] Flash is on long guys.

[03:55:47] It's on long other guys.

[03:55:49] Flash is on long other guys.

[03:55:55] These guys are so easy to play against.

[03:55:57] They just fight the right.

[03:55:59] Oh, we have a little cat there.

[03:56:03] I don't know how much he's jumping back some shit.

[03:56:05] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.

[03:56:07] With M4 lodging here, lot of lodging.

[03:56:11] They're coming out long, guys.

[03:56:12] I'm gonna pick off you on it.

[03:56:14] Long is coming, long is coming.

[03:56:16] That's what I meant.

[03:56:18] Can you get that?

[03:56:20] I don't want that.

[03:56:22] I don't want that.

[03:56:24] I'm making no noise and he looks at the flank.

[03:56:26] He's gonna be a cat, he's gonna be a cat.

[03:56:29] I'm going to kill the top mid guy, that's awkward, yeah, fucking guy on the team, I

[03:56:51] We'd actually, we'd be winning if it weren't for that.

[03:56:54] One's still suicide, one's still suicide.

[03:56:55] I'm slow walking and he watches the flank for no reason.

[03:57:01] He's swinging on my car, he's swinging on my car.

[03:57:04] Hold on you?

[03:57:04] No, no, he's still suicide, he's going back.

[03:57:08] Right side, right side.

[03:57:08] I'm high, it's holy bates.

[03:57:10] My cat, cat, dude, like.

[03:57:12] Oh my God, I'm in a fist.

[03:57:14] Bro, that's what I was holding for a while.

[03:57:15] He's got my love pool.

[03:57:16] Love pool.

[03:57:18] I sort of just kept holding the cat.

[03:57:20] Don't let that shit get to your head

[03:57:22] Top guy?

[03:57:23] No

[03:57:24] No, no, no, guys, don't let that shit get to your head, like, bro

[03:57:26] If you think something is cheating, bro, like, they just, they start bumping on you, bro

[03:57:29] People have called me a cheater, bro, and I just fucking kept clapping them

[03:57:32] I'm not a cheater

[03:57:33] Oh, my God, what a time!

[03:57:35] Yeah, we're not in this game, bro

[03:57:38] But, another game

[03:57:39] Four suey, four suey, I appreciate it

[03:57:41] Oh, I know

[03:57:43] Let's fucking boss, come on, two and eight, still very vulnerable

[03:57:47] Alright

[03:57:48] Mid flashes

[03:57:49] There's flesh man. I'm playing with you on there.

[03:57:52] Yeah. Just refrag me for that.

[03:57:54] Yeah. I'm through now.

[03:57:57] Okay. I got it. Nice! Nice! Nice!

[03:57:59] Oh, hi by the way.

[03:58:01] One more short. One more short.

[03:58:03] Yeah.

[03:58:07] Head up car right now.

[03:58:10] Two. Two.

[03:58:12] Last two on site right now, Jinx.

[03:58:14] Jinx, down A. Down A. You can just move forward. Run forward.

[03:58:17] to watch out yes yes yes you can pick up the AK fuck I thought he was a ninja bro

[03:58:23] one is three one is three

[03:58:27] no bro you're you're like killing people and walking is just so much nice

[03:58:31] good aim though but you're actually doing good bro dude this guy's yeah

[03:58:36] fucking yeah I don't know thanks can you buy me out wait you have three kills

[03:58:41] I have one what the fuck

[03:58:47] And gave it to you, but I don't know I gave it to you. I gave it to you. I bought a gun for you

[03:58:51] I think I only have the gun that I bought

[03:58:54] If you want me to have the all I get a multiple right now. All right, I get I'm gonna go for it bro

[03:58:59] Too much is long. It's so long. I'm gonna follow you around

[03:59:05] Yeah, that's the only of the crops

[03:59:07] Actually good shot actually good shot

[03:59:09] Wait a minute. I'm in. I'm in.

[03:59:11] Guys, cap for long.

[03:59:12] I'm going to give them all a...

[03:59:13] Oh, I jumped out.

[03:59:14] One down. I have no gun though.

[03:59:17] A lot of middle guys.

[03:59:21] Two cats, two cats.

[03:59:23] Where they got?

[03:59:24] Anywhere.

[03:59:27] Nice little big guy, right?

[03:59:28] I'm going to look at that.

[03:59:32] I'll be all on one.

[03:59:33] I'm going to get two of them.

[03:59:39] nice people nice yes yes so they're gonna be left one ramp

[03:59:48] nice on there

[03:59:50] ah no one's there

[03:59:52] I'll start the outside

[03:59:54] nice

[03:59:56] nice

[03:59:58] that's the last

[04:00:00] it could be longer

[04:00:02] just gonna slow down

[04:00:04] here's

[04:00:06] nice boy

[04:00:08] Hey, good work!

[04:00:09] Let's go, Jynx!

[04:00:10] Good work, buddy!

[04:00:11] Come on, baby!

[04:00:12] Come on, baby!

[04:00:13] T side!

[04:00:14] T side!

[04:00:15] Is that?

[04:00:15] Yeah!

[04:00:16] Taking angles is like, kind of just free kills.

[04:00:18] I'm not gonna lie.

[04:00:21] We can be, can be.

[04:00:23] Well now we got a T side.

[04:00:24] It's harder to hold the angles, bro.

[04:00:26] You have to get on T side first, Junko.

[04:00:28] Oh, I have to use a T side.

[04:00:30] At the B spot, B spot.

[04:00:31] I have to use a right.

[04:00:32] That's bad.

[04:00:33] Jynx, full run, B timing here.

[04:00:35] Yep.

[04:00:36] B rush.

[04:00:37] Yeah.

[04:00:38] Jinx, do you see how you got spawned all the way over there on the left?

[04:00:41] You have a really good respawn there, that's why we're rushing here right now.

[04:00:44] It's all about the spawn sometimes.

[04:00:45] Oh, I see. Great coating there.

[04:00:49] Alright, let's go.

[04:00:51] Fucking boss, come here.

[04:00:53] Nice, high-rise!

[04:00:54] One dead.

[04:00:55] No one is high.

[04:00:56] J.O.N.E.

[04:00:57] There we are. Just plant.

[04:00:58] Let's plant. Let's plant. Junk you a bomb, Junko.

[04:01:01] I plant.

[04:01:02] One CT. One CT.

[04:01:04] CT.

[04:01:04] Take plant, plant.

[04:01:05] One tunnels, one CT.

[04:01:06] Jinx the clowns, I got you!

[04:01:09] I DON'T GOT YOU!

[04:01:13] Trunnels?

[04:01:13] Yeah.

[04:01:17] NICE!

[04:01:18] FUCK!

[04:01:19] I shot him six times!

[04:01:20] Hello?

[04:01:21] I think I'm teaming with you, sir.

[04:01:22] Let's see if the random can clutch.

[04:01:24] Yeah.

[04:01:25] Oh my god.

[04:01:28] He looks like you and a little bit Jinx in your profile picture.

[04:01:30] Up with air!

[04:01:31] What the fuck are you saying?

[04:01:33] He's a good looking dude, maybe?

[04:01:35] The mouse!

[04:01:37] They're good, you should win.

[04:01:39] Go, go.

[04:01:40] Oh, you don't see the prof of a shot by that.

[04:01:42] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

[04:01:49] nice!

[04:01:52] Good job, Tiggery.

[04:01:54] That was a very good round.

[04:01:55] The question, really important, how does it sound when someone's diffusing the exact

[04:01:59] sound?

[04:02:00] It's like, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,

[04:02:04] they can tap it also it's super loud and it's not like see it's like action super

[04:02:08] long

[04:02:10] ah well we're heading to the place we're actually in then we look yeah I'm going under for you

[04:02:15] yeah I'm going under for you

[04:02:17] if you want to go long I don't know long it's crazy

[04:02:21] long as we get a flat if we have a flat we don't have a flat

[04:02:23] one's under one's under

[04:02:25] I

[04:02:31] Just

[04:02:33] Yeah, come back come back come back. Let's go long

[04:02:38] No, you have to be for me, please

[04:02:44] No

[04:02:46] That's right. That's right. That's right. I tend to fall we need to lock in boys

[04:02:50] What has worked before was a b-rush to be rushed be again. Why not?

[04:02:53] or I don't know

[04:02:56] I don't know

[04:02:57] what's the idea

[04:02:58] what's the idea daddy

[04:02:59] we're broke

[04:03:00] we're broke

[04:03:01] let's go long

[04:03:02] we have long spawn

[04:03:03] rush long

[04:03:04] rush long

[04:03:05] rush long

[04:03:06] flash flash

[04:03:07] I only have one

[04:03:08] somebody should trade me

[04:03:09] somebody should trade me

[04:03:10] no exception

[04:03:11] they should be blind

[04:03:12] they should be blind

[04:03:13] flash them

[04:03:14] flash them

[04:03:15] flash them

[04:03:16] flash them

[04:03:17] flash them

[04:03:18] they might be

[04:03:19] hey guys

[04:03:20] you walked in the bomb

[04:03:21] Yeah, usually don't

[04:03:25] Love me

[04:03:34] And this either hi dad, I believe I'm leaving make noise leaving

[04:03:42] Yeah, I don't

[04:03:51] Nice shot!

[04:03:53] Nice shot!

[04:03:55] You have to slowly get the bomb by getting to the middle.

[04:03:57] Middle?

[04:03:59] God fucking dammit!

[04:04:01] Fuck my dick Jack!

[04:04:03] Let me and see each guy.

[04:04:05] Sorry.

[04:04:07] Nice one, it was shot taken.

[04:04:09] Let's get a guy, let's get a guy.

[04:04:11] Ah, fuck this.

[04:04:13] I'm in a hurry.

[04:04:15] Dude, we are sort of like

[04:04:17] kind of like side of the shit team, y'all.

[04:04:19] You have more damage than me, you have more damage than me.

[04:04:22] We're not, Jinx, Jinx, I'm telling you one of these kids is gonna throw up on our team.

[04:04:25] Yeah.

[04:04:26] I'm happy that I'm not licensed on our team.

[04:04:27] It's this blue guy on our team.

[04:04:29] If it didn't exist, it'd probably be like a really close game.

[04:04:31] Only I had more damage than you!

[04:04:33] Now, that's what I just said, bro!

[04:04:35] That case.

[04:04:37] Fuck long.

[04:04:38] One's a death trap.

[04:04:39] Go to the other side.

[04:04:40] Go to the other side.

[04:04:41] The only time we had success was on the other side.

[04:04:43] Long is a death trap, bro.

[04:04:45] It's too narrow.

[04:04:47] I look on this year because we're late lower lower lower

[04:04:52] Actually good

[04:04:58] So because we are late they can also like cross life which is kind of what's happening. There's a bunch of cars on

[04:05:08] I can fly

[04:05:13] I can flash a way is that smoke so they're drinking

[04:05:46] I don't know we have to like just make a fucking fortress or something

[04:05:51] They just pushed us you saw that squishy ITR please let's just rush be let's see it to the stack

[04:05:56] Yeah, I want to see if you fucking I

[04:05:58] Must be I thought I was a Skype check, bro. Let's just try

[04:06:09] Damn

[04:06:16] One back side back side back side

[04:06:29] You have to alright orange you have to

[04:06:34] Oranges on roll this what the fuck your orange

[04:06:46] Have a nice day

[04:06:49] He dropped your not too bad for you

[04:07:00] Yeah, yeah 97 ping guys

[04:07:06] 16 deaths and your global elite

[04:07:10] I'm off duty. I'm off duty. I'm off

[04:07:12] I'm off duty

[04:07:15] All right, we got one more cup game benches

[04:07:18] How many done though? Oh, no, you offer you offer you off. I think I gotta leave. Yeah, I think I got a dip

[04:07:22] Yeah, but it was a black send me a picture of your penis. All right, I

[04:07:27] Got you. I got you. Hey, hey, it was a pleasure being there for your first fucking privilege win the next one though

[04:07:32] Please yeah, I love you, bro. Have a beautiful night. Hey, love you guys. Bye. Bye squish

[04:07:42] Look we gotta get better as a team y'all high-fives high-fives high-fives

[04:07:56] I love this game bro like it's filled with some absolute freaks. There's cheese like I was like I was always there's

[04:08:03] Snipers galore bro like yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna be like it's worse than Roger's

[04:08:12] I understand you gotta fight through the war bro. I understand

[04:08:15] Yeah, we can't do cases get ten minutes ten minutes one more coffee

[04:08:18] One more coffee

[04:08:21] Are you hiding your screen or no? No, I just let him come in. Yes. Let this

[04:08:26] I'm gonna get a beer. I'm gonna get a beer. Yeah, I'm gonna get a beer. I'm gonna get a beer

[04:08:30] Cases in 20 minutes. I don't know that was the quick oh my god. That was the quickest cue of all fucking time

[04:08:37] Yeah, I can cue I can

[04:08:39] That's good, that's good.

[04:08:42] It was a level 2, I think.

[04:08:44] By the way?

[04:08:44] Yeah, no he's not.

[04:08:45] I'm sure.

[04:08:46] Yeah.

[04:08:47] I'm sure.

[04:08:49] He's over there, bro.

[04:08:50] It's CS.

[04:08:51] I know, I know.

[04:08:53] Now this goes...

[04:08:59] It shoots, it shoots.

[04:09:01] Me rush.

[04:09:03] Game would be actually perfect if there was like...

[04:09:06] I feel anti-cheat.

[04:09:07] Good anti-cheat and a good way to like stop stream sniping.

[04:09:13] Oh no.

[04:09:14] Oh my god.

[04:09:14] She's gonna blow the river.

[04:09:15] You're already in, you're already in!

[04:09:17] You're already in!

[04:09:18] Oh my god.

[04:09:20] Alright, I actually have the anti-cheat.

[04:09:22] Let's chat.

[04:09:22] Let's chat here, bro.

[04:09:23] Squishdale.

[04:09:23] Come with me.

[04:09:24] Come with me, bro.

[04:09:25] Squishdale, can you hear me?

[04:09:26] Yes, yes.

[04:09:28] I just wanted to say, bro, I fucking love this fucking game.

[04:09:30] And I understand a lot of the fundamentals already, bro.

[04:09:33] You do, you do.

[04:09:34] High-fives, Jinx, come, come, come.

[04:09:35] We're in this challenge.

[04:09:36] Where are you?

[04:09:36] Have I-

[04:09:37] Have I- do you know Bench?

[04:09:38] On...

[04:09:39] Rush?

[04:09:39] Let's go!

[04:09:40] Um, yeah.

[04:09:40] Yeah, I never played this.

[04:09:41] I- I never played this map.

[04:09:42] Alright.

[04:09:43] Play Bench.

[04:09:43] Jake, I'm gonna boost you.

[04:09:44] You gotta be quick though.

[04:09:49] Right here, right here.

[04:09:49] At least.

[04:09:50] Let's see.

[04:09:50] Get on here quick, quick, quick.

[04:09:53] Where do I aim?

[04:09:54] Where do I aim?

[04:09:55] Send the course, send the course, send the course.

[04:09:56] No, no, no, no.

[04:09:56] Just chill, just chill.

[04:09:57] No one clears this, no one clears this.

[04:09:58] You're- you're just rad, you're just rad.

[04:10:00] Yeah.

[04:10:02] This is a good strat, bro, my god.

[04:10:03] When we load though, did you mean like a lot of noise reloading?

[04:10:07] Your dick got leaked on Twitter? No it didn't.

[04:10:10] Chag it, we don't have any.

[04:10:11] First beard set of the night.

[04:10:12] We don't have a mid player, we don't have a mid player, so...

[04:10:14] Where's the A?

[04:10:16] I'm gonna hold our flank.

[04:10:18] I think it's AX.

[04:10:20] First beard set of the night.

[04:10:21] No, my dick did not get leaked.

[04:10:22] Homie, homie, homie!

[04:10:24] Homie, homie!

[04:10:25] Homie, homie, homie!

[04:10:27] There's a lot of pastings, you don't have to shoot it away.

[04:10:30] One down, one jungle.

[04:10:33] You can't get up there without a jump. People don't really clear it.

[04:10:51] I don't want to all in. Thanks. Come be, come be. I'll show you the most boring position on the Mirage.

[04:10:58] Oh, are you ready for this?

[04:11:02] This is the D-player's life, are you ready?

[04:11:04] Take your knife out, take your knife out, you're gonna run right here, jump spot, do

[04:11:09] you wanna jump?

[04:11:10] Uh, so your head barely shows, I like to like just jump, oh it was one there, one there,

[04:11:14] yeah, so now you just wait, don't jump again, just wait, just wait, I have an angle,

[04:11:19] you don't have to peek, you peeked and you killed him, okay, nice, so we could

[04:11:27] take space over here one here yeah jump up on the barrel peak

[04:11:35] Bumble Bumble you can't wait you can't wait wait we're dominating now yeah we're

[04:11:42] dominating this game and not like broccoli I know so we're just taking

[04:11:51] space now cuz fuck it's the only one guy love it's not a knowledgeable man I'm

[04:11:56] I'm not going to kill him, okay?

[04:11:57] You're going to kill him.

[04:11:58] You're two and oh, boy!

[04:12:00] Two and oh!

[04:12:02] Look at the scoreboard.

[04:12:03] Look at the scoreboard.

[04:12:04] You have two kills, Jinx.

[04:12:05] Nice, Jinx.

[04:12:06] You have one of those two kills.

[04:12:07] Yep.

[04:12:08] You want to do something a little crazy, Jinxy?

[04:12:11] Yes.

[04:12:12] Are you crazy?

[04:12:13] Come, come, come.

[04:12:14] We're in triple pushing in.

[04:12:15] You're showing me a lot of stuff right now.

[04:12:16] Jinx, you have to jump through the window.

[04:12:18] Press control when you get through the window.

[04:12:19] Open the door.

[04:12:20] Open the door.

[04:12:21] Show right here, too.

[04:12:22] Don't block high flies, okay?

[04:12:23] You're not blocking me.

[04:12:24] Just go.

[04:12:25] Jump to window, jump to window

[04:12:27] There's one down, guys

[04:12:28] He's fucking squishy

[04:12:31] On the top, man, on the top, man, on the top

[04:12:33] One more, one more

[04:12:34] Oh, man, one more

[04:12:35] Dead

[04:12:38] We go, we go

[04:12:39] We're bomb now, we kill

[04:12:42] We flip back now

[04:12:43] We flip back now

[04:12:44] We flip back now, I rat, I rat, I rat

[04:12:47] Open or dog?

[04:12:50] Hey, dog always pushes me down this way

[04:12:52] Like that

[04:12:53] Like we should have a guy slashing over but like they're not gonna do that

[04:12:58] I'm not wanted damn it. Oh, no, I'm last

[04:13:04] Thanks, I'm gonna play come come come

[04:13:08] Can you

[04:13:53] I'm making a I'm making a jinx. Okay, you want to press fine? I'll find out. I'll find a fun piece

[04:13:59] I just want to get changed though. There's two. Where is it to? Oh

[04:14:04] My god, it gets perfect. I'll be one marking apps through the rat

[04:14:09] I mean to have a

[04:14:15] Hi guys, I'm watching you

[04:14:18] Not much

[04:14:20] Let's see how good you are, bro

[04:14:22] Let's see how fucking good it is.

[04:14:24] Are you on jungle?

[04:14:30] I fucked it again.

[04:14:32] He's a fucking...

[04:14:34] Don't... don't piss me off.

[04:14:36] Don't piss me off, don't piss me off.

[04:14:38] I'm a fag dude.

[04:14:40] Do not piss me off.

[04:14:42] Dude, don't put a pre-fire on that buddy.

[04:14:44] Don't put a pre-fire on that buddy.

[04:14:46] It's for comes, it's for comes. You can see he didn't give me any cums.

[04:14:48] How would I know? How would I know?

[04:14:50] I don't even know my left ass cheeks are my right on the side.

[04:14:54] Ain't you?

[04:14:55] You don't know if there's anyone jumbled?

[04:14:57] The little Uzi video.

[04:14:58] I don't know. It's my first time.

[04:14:59] Thanks, let's try to do that shot again.

[04:15:01] You have to jump and then crouch on that head, okay?

[04:15:05] Jump crouch, jump crouch.

[04:15:07] So you'll get a little bit higher on your jump.

[04:15:11] I'm trying to get you on the stack here.

[04:15:13] You're holding it.

[04:15:15] Jump crouch.

[04:15:16] Jump crouch.

[04:15:17] Jump crouch.

[04:15:18] Yes, yes.

[04:15:19] Okay guys, get on top. Get on top.

[04:15:21] Perfect, hold.

[04:15:25] Alright, we gotta do it quicker next time, but you gotta, you gotta.

[04:15:29] That was just the training, you know.

[04:15:41] That's what people do with the M10s, they just WQ you.

[04:15:49] Right, what a idiot it's not a smart play chicken tennies. It's only works out of grenade in my hand

[04:15:55] It only works out of great man. I can't if I had a gun. I'm putting him on a t-shirt

[04:16:02] Guys what about us we're kind of choking the leaves now we're good isn't over team bro. We're good. We're good

[04:16:07] I might I need more out of you kids

[04:16:14] I might I need more

[04:16:16] Hey, I'm on the car.

[04:16:18] Fitchie, I know it's part of the game.

[04:16:19] I'm just saying the guys in here.

[04:16:21] Why do my tools all the time, bro?

[04:16:22] Why?

[04:16:23] Jack, he ramped and fired.

[04:16:24] What a jerk off.

[04:16:27] I'm not already doing some hot-pah beer.

[04:16:29] Shut up!

[04:16:31] Fucking one-sit down, buddy.

[04:16:32] Jesus, relax.

[04:16:35] Here you go.

[04:16:37] Optin' a drop one, bro.

[04:16:39] Thank you.

[04:16:41] All right.

[04:16:42] Not bad.

[04:16:45] very friendly, that's CS

[04:16:47] haha

[04:16:49] last of half, finally

[04:16:53] I play like, I play like

[04:16:55] you are not him

[04:16:57] that, that's CS though

[04:16:59] chat, that guy right there

[04:17:03] I got that

[04:17:11] oh they were up mid

[04:17:13] mid

[04:17:15] all my loan a

[04:17:17] not i think it's a minute i think it's a mid cat

[04:17:20] he just

[04:17:22] what i wonder

[04:17:24] yeah i can

[04:17:27] not i i think it's just a s yeah it's a major

[04:17:31] car

[04:17:35] but they could be live in

[04:17:37] still mad

[04:17:40] They're actually killing me.

[04:17:42] Oh, that has been planned.

[04:17:49] Oh.

[04:17:50] Um, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[04:17:52] I'm sorry.

[04:17:53] I'm good.

[04:17:54] I'm just going to check on the one right now.

[04:18:00] We're done.

[04:18:01] Let's go, let's go.

[04:18:02] There's going to be a bunch.

[04:18:04] I'm going to top, I'm going to top.

[04:18:06] Yeah, a bunch.

[04:18:07] That's nice.

[04:18:09] All that all that all that all that all that all that

[04:18:25] I think see always got a cave you can by the way when you're on tt because you can't buy a can tt like the best coming game

[04:18:32] If you kill a tea shot like a tea and they have a cave pick it up if you can

[04:18:40] It's a better gun, better gun.

[04:18:41] So is this game CT-sided?

[04:18:44] Um, most maps, yeah.

[04:18:47] Ladder, what is this?

[04:18:49] Chysa!

[04:18:52] Where am I? I'm in like 4th floor.

[04:18:55] Nooo, team it, team it, team it, team it.

[04:18:57] I'm fine.

[04:18:58] I'm fine, I'm fine.

[04:19:00] I'm fine.

[04:19:03] What the fudge?

[04:19:04] He's waiting.

[04:19:05] Jake Kramer.

[04:19:07] Yeah, I have to not move around that much not moving around. It's like the man on this game

[04:19:13] You're running yeah, I should be

[04:19:15] Yeah, I should be slow walking there now. No, I know I know I know I should be slow walking at our chat. Yeah

[04:19:22] Perhaps

[04:19:23] Squishy win this if you're sexy master devalorism devalorism for a little

[04:19:31] Watch

[04:19:37] oh he's down already wait that means this guy's watching nothing he was just hiding right yeah he was yeah he's playing close

[04:19:46] range with a sniper so in other words he's probably high no I actually

[04:19:51] oh my son give him off the fuck I came what was that am I crazy I didn't even be psyched I thought like I was

[04:20:02] holding the other side of the right there sniper fuck

[04:20:05] that's how I play more passive don't worry don't worry

[04:20:09] let's have a two page

[04:20:14] I'm just gonna have a couple years

[04:20:17] right

[04:20:22] alright you don't spawn map

[04:20:26] shiisa I did not know he could already be behind the box

[04:20:30] one to me

[04:20:31] Wow

[04:20:33] I did not know that chat

[04:20:34] I did not know that

[04:20:35] I did not know that

[04:20:38] they mullied one back

[04:20:41] I'm three and four four

[04:20:43] Upcat, upcat, upcat, upcat

[04:20:45] Yeah, louder too

[04:20:47] Two cats, two cats

[04:20:48] I can play with you, hold on

[04:20:49] Extentory

[04:20:53] Squishy, I'm watching you, Squishy

[04:20:55] I'm going to destroy you

[04:20:58] I'm gonna take that

[04:21:00] Oh

[04:21:10] Purple the purple is kind of lost, but it's okay

[04:21:24] Alcohol's getting to this guy can't play with this shit

[04:21:30] I'm going to do something stupid.

[04:21:37] Yeah.

[04:21:38] You want to go B?

[04:21:39] Let's go B.

[04:21:40] Yeah, I'm going to play your bench, okay?

[04:21:45] Bro, you think I know what bench is?

[04:21:49] No worries.

[04:21:50] It's just a bench on the map.

[04:21:53] It's A.

[04:21:55] It's A.

[04:21:57] I want to have some uptime

[04:21:59] I'm getting absolutely fucking killed

[04:22:01] I'm gonna get you

[04:22:03] Bro, would you sit and wait it's so easy to play this game

[04:22:05] Oh, two ups ups

[04:22:07] Wait, this game is terrible

[04:22:09] This game is legitimately terrible

[04:22:11] Wait, do you think we can keep the level of this one?

[04:22:13] Wait, are you...

[04:22:15] You know what that is

[04:22:17] He knows how much I need help

[04:22:19] Oh, you're good

[04:22:21] How does that even help?

[04:22:23] You're good, you're good

[04:22:27] I got you know that you know that rock clip yesterday Jinx on siege for you put a whole

[04:22:48] clip into someone and then die.

[04:22:49] Yes.

[04:22:50] That just happened to me in this game.

[04:22:51] What was the eagle?

[04:22:52] The eagle is actually docked it for something.

[04:22:55] That's actually not that low.

[04:23:00] I'm doing cases after this game, y'all.

[04:23:06] Yeah, the pop- yeah, pop-safe player, he just decided to go cap.

[04:23:09] I've got everything to do, how about I just play here?

[04:23:11] Yeah, I've got.

[04:23:11] Yeah, you can go, you can go, you can go, you can go.

[04:23:20] Oh, it's just a meh.

[04:23:22] The movement chat!

[04:23:27] Yeah, one's jungle, one's jungle.

[04:23:32] I'm jumping in my close window.

[04:23:37] I hear you, Squishy. I think I got it for you.

[04:23:39] Wow, who said it's just out of this game? I like that.

[04:23:41] Can you Molly this? Molly on pink. Just go through the window.

[04:23:44] I can't do that.

[04:23:46] You can.

[04:23:47] I'm flanking. No, I can't but I'm sorry.

[04:23:51] What's your right?

[04:23:53] Good coms, I didn't know. How's that? I'm sorry. Fuck!

[04:23:55] Okay, it's okay. It's okay.

[04:23:57] Listen to your papa, hi guys.

[04:23:59] It's okay, it's okay.

[04:24:01] Turn off this music, Greg!

[04:24:03] God!

[04:24:04] That shit's annoying.

[04:24:11] Boys, we get 18 soon, yeah?

[04:24:15] Yeah.

[04:24:16] Jesus Christ, you're terrible. Thanks man, appreciate it.

[04:24:18] Move it, move it.

[04:24:19] I mean, I thought some positive in the yall

[04:24:21] I'm- I'm lowkey- I gotta- I gotta-

[04:24:23] I gotta- I gotta play

[04:24:26] I made it

[04:24:27] Can you take it?

[04:24:29] I'm fine with it

[04:24:41] Push the apps, push the apps

[04:24:42] You can- you can leave me, you can leave me

[04:24:47] Wait once

[04:24:48] They're cat right now.

[04:24:50] Don't run, don't run, don't run.

[04:24:51] Don't run?

[04:24:52] Alright, anyway.

[04:24:53] They're all dead.

[04:24:54] They're close to me.

[04:24:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:24:56] Are they all going upcat?

[04:24:57] Yeah, upcat.

[04:24:58] One down.

[04:24:59] They might be calling.

[04:25:01] I'm just leaving this.

[04:25:02] I'm all of it off.

[04:25:03] I'm leaving this.

[04:25:04] I got one.

[04:25:05] I'm passing.

[04:25:06] You can run here.

[04:25:08] And then walk when you get here.

[04:25:10] Wait, what?

[04:25:11] They're calling.

[04:25:12] I'm just guessing they are.

[04:25:14] I think they're calling.

[04:25:17] yeah he reloaded con, four stairs, uh it's window

[04:25:22] i'm a war cry

[04:25:25] just chill chill chill, play the plan play the plan

[04:25:27] chill chill chill chill chill, lemme know when to peek, tell me when to play

[04:25:30] i probably just go B, they just go high by the market, they might just go B

[04:25:33] so what do we do, what do we do?

[04:25:35] just wait, wait i hope they come here, they're here

[04:25:38] can i peek now?

[04:25:39] yeah kill like it, if you want, if you want

[04:25:41] let's go back

[04:25:42] let's try gt, im off

[04:25:44] im the sky

[04:25:45] I can't get in the air.

[04:25:50] He's flying.

[04:25:51] Oh, I couldn't get in the plan.

[04:25:52] Alright, I'll play this.

[04:25:55] I'll type AFK.

[04:25:56] Type AFK.

[04:25:57] Type AFK.

[04:25:58] Type AFK.

[04:25:59] Okay, okay, okay.

[04:26:00] Wait, how do you type AFK?

[04:26:01] Type AFK apps.

[04:26:02] AFK apps.

[04:26:03] How do you type?

[04:26:04] Apps.

[04:26:05] Let's say apps.

[04:26:06] Let's say apps.

[04:26:07] Let's type it.

[04:26:08] I did, I did.

[04:26:09] Yeah.

[04:26:10] You're faking AFK.

[04:26:11] Brings it, Brings it.

[04:26:12] Brings it.

[04:26:13] Brings it.

[04:26:14] They're disguising it. Yeah, they know you're there.

[04:26:18] I can't hear the whole team's looking at me.

[04:26:21] Yeah. Oh, yeah, it looks pretty.

[04:26:22] Wait, I have one more team here.

[04:26:24] Oh, OK.

[04:26:25] One team's here, bro.

[04:26:27] One team's here.

[04:26:28] One team said not true.

[04:26:31] JP, go on, do you hear that?

[04:26:33] JP.

[04:26:34] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:26:35] We're almost on AKs.

[04:26:37] Yes, yeah.

[04:26:38] Say, calm, y'all.

[04:26:39] Y'all gotta calm down.

[04:26:41] Listen, listen, listen.

[04:26:42] I'm killing this guy with a scab, man.

[04:26:44] Do you all like that?

[04:26:46] I like to do all play. I like to do all shit.

[04:26:49] You alright dude?

[04:26:51] Come here, come here, come here.

[04:26:53] If you come over here, and then you jump, you can see if they're here, but they're not ramp.

[04:26:57] They're not flashing.

[04:26:58] Wait, I have something with you.

[04:27:00] I know, I know.

[04:27:01] I think they're not there, just run.

[04:27:02] We just play here, we just play here, okay?

[04:27:04] Is that all?

[04:27:05] Kind of see what's going on?

[04:27:06] Okay, so they're middle, right?

[04:27:08] Yeah, one.

[04:27:09] Most of them are middle.

[04:27:11] I

[04:27:22] Yeah, we tag I think two of them

[04:27:41] The following quote makes it

[04:27:53] You can buy them in game, you know

[04:28:02] Yes

[04:28:04] the game open them in the game do everything in the game while you're

[04:28:07] down okay okay chat it's cases time right now we get a case

[04:28:15] you don't realize whoever guys first thing i learned about this game whoever gets a case

[04:28:20] has advantage so we're only down five seconds i don't know my line-up anymore

[04:28:26] you know i don't know jimsy you bomb it you bomb it yeah what is bomb bitch me

[04:28:31] you plant that get in there bro have fun have fun

[04:29:01] What is that? What is that?

[04:29:04] That was so funny. Holy fuck that was hilarious.

[04:29:08] This kid's gonna be perfect.

[04:29:12] What, maids? Oh fuck.

[04:29:15] Fake geek going flash bang.

[04:29:17] I'm gonna tell you right why I'm not a boss.

[04:29:19] I thought there, the peep.

[04:29:24] Check case after this game, Blacks.

[04:29:28] Where should you go? You go.

[04:29:30] I got it, I think he's down.

[04:29:31] You win this one, let's come on, daddy.

[04:29:34] I think so, I don't think so.

[04:29:36] I mean, what do you do?

[04:29:40] Oh, no, he's not.

[04:29:41] You're actually so good, Squishy.

[04:29:45] OK.

[04:29:47] Yeah, it's about your movement, you know what you're doing.

[04:29:50] That's our money.

[04:29:54] Oh, brother.

[04:29:57] Bobo, switch.

[04:29:58] Which is so good

[04:30:03] No, no, I saw him cross right and some cross right I want to shoot through it

[04:30:12] Roll out of the line crop speaking challenge to my quick peaks

[04:30:14] I mean what I see

[04:30:16] But sounds not bad anymore

[04:30:18] Was it low bro?

[04:30:20] Yeah, quick. Yeah, you should be a team running out of bed like this Jack if they know like if you might see me

[04:30:25] So they're shooting what's the point of crouching?

[04:30:27] That's like some bot-ass brain that just let's get loud. Let's get in the race. I don't know why it's a game

[04:30:33] It's like armor. Oh, uh, drop me flash. I can flush you out. I got a good flash for you

[04:30:39] My flash

[04:30:46] Okay, thank you. Okay, we're good. We're good. Come come come come. Come on. Come on. I've got flashes

[04:30:52] Come come come

[04:30:57] hold on hold on you just you can go to work going in I'm doing it for myself going in

[04:31:04] this is a man this is a man get ready to peek I'm gonna flash out okay ready

[04:31:10] okay all right I'm yeah oh yeah no no that's normal where's the bomb that's

[04:31:21] nothing normal he just knows just me

[04:31:25] satan you guys know satan of sin

[04:31:29] who satan of sins in the caddy to switch

[04:31:33] partners at t-sox find open eql put the

[04:31:35] time ct hold to gd position system allow

[04:31:38] t to reach my son

[04:31:41] he knows he knows that's an order

[04:31:44] right there

[04:31:46] you were saying flanking or flashing

[04:31:48] Do you mean the close guy?

[04:31:50] No.

[04:31:51] You have two times because you know what else is it in.

[04:31:54] But you're supposed to just instantly...

[04:31:56] I mean, it's everything.

[04:31:57] We can't just beat our meat and spawn like...

[04:32:00] Yeah, when we're circle-working and spawn, it's just killing people.

[04:32:03] Because that guy can be close, right?

[04:32:05] I'm out!

[04:32:07] I'm out of the game, bro.

[04:32:09] That's like...

[04:32:10] That's like...

[04:32:11] That's like...

[04:32:13] Oh!

[04:32:15] I'm out!

[04:32:17] Oh my god, okay, let's do this job DC have us glory. I'm gonna I'm gonna go fast open you

[04:32:26] You don't have to tell me shit. You know, tell me shit. Just run out, but

[04:32:31] This run out this run out they're gonna be blind straight. You see just follow high-five

[04:32:38] They'll be blind

[04:32:47] I'm dead

[04:32:49] I'm dead as well

[04:32:51] One of us took it

[04:32:55] Okay, alright

[04:32:57] I'm just trying to make it clear

[04:33:01] Just want it

[04:33:05] I mean, hi guys! You're okay!

[04:33:07] I leaked everything, I leaked everything!

[04:33:09] What do you mean? What's happening?

[04:33:11] What happened? Was that like brazzers?

[04:33:13] What came up?

[04:33:15] What happened?

[04:33:17] No, you're good.

[04:33:19] Have us.

[04:33:21] Oh my god, did I get him?

[04:33:23] Don't press that.

[04:33:25] It's the console.

[04:33:31] I'm just getting my ass fucking rocked.

[04:33:41] Have us.

[04:33:43] I

[04:33:49] Yes, yes

[04:33:52] And you tell her to that hurt

[04:34:05] I'm gonna help jank

[04:34:37] I'm not a camera man I'm 7 to 9 I'm not doing that uh um how about as far as smoke yeah

[04:34:46] I could do this okay come here right side smoke I know about the gates oh no

[04:35:00] someone took the other smoke no no they're all they're all

[04:35:05] the smoke I handed you a smoke and I'm gonna go on things guarantee you I

[04:35:18] clutch did you why do they call you don't junior bro you got this bro yeah

[04:35:26] One one thought me in a minute on your right

[04:35:34] Isn't there he's in there Jinx he has bomb. Oh

[04:35:39] Yes, Bob. Oh

[04:35:46] I was a good mate. Oh, yeah, I mean was that a triple kill or a double kill

[04:35:56] Not like not bad or a

[04:35:59] Hello, that's actually a really good need so that's a common need

[04:36:03] Because they um that vase like people just hop up on that vase a lot

[04:36:08] What if they want to like

[04:36:11] Yeah on that vase right there. Yeah

[04:36:14] It's been made

[04:36:26] I try I try I try

[04:36:30] Well, I just have

[04:36:33] Yeah, I'm gonna have eyes that got taken away. I know pop pop just took the smoke

[04:36:40] Wait, thanks you by me I think we tried me

[04:36:43] Don't look see fixie. I'm gonna come fixie

[04:36:47] In a con in a con bro

[04:36:49] You gotta buy your teammate sometimes

[04:36:51] You have it now you know my time. Okay here. Take your bags and my

[04:37:06] Okay, you see the rate. I mean it is

[04:37:11] Palace is fine. This is okay. Yeah, that guy that guy's bullshit. I might have a lot of that

[04:37:18] I get bullshit because he's doing the same shit to me where's the other house

[04:37:28] You're good

[04:37:33] Hold on squish I'm coming to you I got a block

[04:37:40] Because I actually get drunk he's definitely

[04:37:45] You know where Bench Bench Fenty

[04:37:48] one more, one more, one more, carry market

[04:38:01] oh i think i got a gun, i think i got a fucking gun bro

[04:38:08] kinda gonna help you so much earlier

[04:38:09] look at that

[04:38:11] dude, no the billy girth guy is tanking by the way he's a car slain thing

[04:38:15] Yeah, can you do

[04:38:18] What can you do thanks welcome to Counter-Psychra?

[04:38:23] Welcome welcome

[04:38:25] You push they mean like every time I was there and then you push palace the one time

[04:38:31] They're not good jinx, but info is it's so big

[04:38:34] There's just mirroring a string see wherever you go. They go

[04:38:42] I'm gonna flash this

[04:39:15] pop up what was that?

[04:39:17] no pop

[04:39:18] okay

[04:39:19] alright alright ok

[04:39:21] alright

[04:39:22] what did he say?

[04:39:24] he said

[04:39:25] he said

[04:39:26] yeah

[04:39:28] did he say like a smart

[04:39:29] yeah yeah yeah

[04:39:30] yeah

[04:39:31] but I have watched that all

[04:39:33] yeah

[04:39:34] I muted him

[04:39:36] instilling

[04:39:38] um

[04:39:39] you know what?

[04:39:40] there's no stream snipers

[04:39:41] in cases

[04:39:42] that's

[04:39:43] yeah

[04:39:44] It's actually doing really good, bro.

[04:39:45] No, I know.

[04:39:46] I feel like a lot of my deaths are pretty annoying and stupid.

[04:39:50] I just see that as a game, bro.

[04:39:51] I just kind of do it.

[04:39:52] I just kind of see that as, like, I don't have a chance.

[04:39:55] Like, I don't feel like hopeful.

[04:39:57] You see, have you ever died with, like, a nade in your hand?

[04:40:00] Or, like, any utility in your hand?

[04:40:01] Yes, yes.

[04:40:02] Yes, yes.

[04:40:03] That's like, prime CS timing.

[04:40:06] And that will happen a lot.

[04:40:07] You, like, want to break everything.

[04:40:09] Yeah.

[04:40:09] First off, I know about the cases.

[04:40:11] I'm going to do it after the game for the fifth time.

[04:40:13] I know I'm not drunk, I have half a beer!

[04:40:23] How much one of that Billy's here?

[04:40:24] How much one of that Billy's here?

[04:40:26] How much one of that?

[04:40:27] How much one of that Billy's here?

[04:40:29] Yeah, that's how Billy's jumping right now, bruh.

[04:40:33] Little freak.

[04:40:35] Try yourself, Billy.

[04:40:38] Okay.

[04:40:41] Yeah.

[04:40:43] I

[04:41:06] Jumping out of the fucking running just jumping at me bro. Like what was it to do?

[04:41:13] I'm fully aware that my Kevin's got

[04:41:21] I TREATED!

[04:41:23] Go to gold, go to gold, go to gold!

[04:41:25] Where should we go, where should we go Habas?

[04:41:28] I don't know, I'm just watching.

[04:41:32] Just play fast though, stop playing slow.

[04:41:34] Yeah, if we just WQ, I actually like that.

[04:41:36] Alright, alright.

[04:41:38] Nice, good swing.

[04:41:41] Nice view.

[04:41:43] Someone?

[04:41:45] I don't know, I don't know.

[04:41:47] I don't know.

[04:41:49] Yes, that's a common wallbang.

[04:41:53] Fuck you, left.

[04:41:55] Why is my team shooting me?

[04:41:57] What the fuck?

[04:41:59] I'm gonna shoot you in the face!

[04:42:01] One more cat!

[04:42:09] Wait, just wait, just wait.

[04:42:11] Wait like 15 seconds, bro.

[04:42:17] Killing our team.

[04:42:19] two cats, two cats

[04:42:23] what is cat?

[04:42:26] on your right on the ground

[04:42:29] oh nice nice nice nice nice

[04:42:31] mid last mid last nix you can plant you can plant you can use mid last

[04:42:34] you can go site and plant go site and plant you're good

[04:42:36] he's gonna be cat though

[04:42:38] he's cat right now

[04:42:40] you can win the sinks

[04:42:43] team it's one HP if you guys

[04:42:45] ready right here

[04:42:47] Whatever you want, but whatever you took off that one. Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes

[04:42:52] You can suck up in this left corner. Mark it out. Mark it. Mark it. Mark it. Mark it.

[04:42:57] Good shit, James. We got it.

[04:43:04] I'm like, I don't say getting a thousand five of the rest. These games are playable for you.

[04:43:08] I mean, like, at least it's not like fucking impossible.

[04:43:10] No, like, these guys are kind of like ass.

[04:43:12] No, we definitely could.

[04:43:14] I died six times on timing like I'm weird

[04:43:30] I feel like Palace is always like this fucking guy. It's the girth kid again. Just holding it off

[04:43:38] You just want to pull with it? I could fly I could flash them off

[04:43:42] the center okay nice but we can just swing them

[04:43:51] yeah

[04:43:57] are they all dead I mean this is kind of winnable now

[04:44:06] No, to my craziness it is what it is, it is, it is

[04:44:09] No

[04:44:12] I needed that plant, man

[04:44:16] Oh, if she, I don't even care to drop that guy to be honest, but

[04:44:20] If she needs smoke?

[04:44:24] Yeah, let's try it, fuck it, let's try it

[04:44:25] Don't talk to him, fuck

[04:44:26] Keep pushing that, yeah, I'm coming

[04:44:27] I'm just gonna hold my, hold my main though, cause those guys are freaking, just pizza

[04:44:30] Okay, okay

[04:44:34] I didn't write that smoke to FCT, but I can flash

[04:44:36] What about that?

[04:44:39] Okay.

[04:44:40] Malibu.

[04:44:41] Alright Malibu.

[04:44:43] I respect as well.

[04:44:45] Yup.

[04:44:46] I think it's gonna go in there.

[04:44:48] One stairs.

[04:44:50] I can play with this guy.

[04:44:51] Long under.

[04:44:52] Okay.

[04:44:54] I need one more.

[04:44:55] One more.

[04:44:56] Oh, okay.

[04:44:57] Deli, good start.

[04:44:58] No, he's in the middle of that.

[04:45:03] Okay.

[04:45:04] I just got flashed from like a ladder, like a ladder!

[04:45:07] Where's the ladder jump from?

[04:45:10] So let's play CSGO in open cases, guys. Let's play it a real CSGO.

[04:45:14] That's the real game, bro.

[04:45:16] Alrighty, alright.

[04:45:19] Alright, high-fives, how many... let's... okay, high-fives.

[04:45:21] Let's not do a crazy amount. Let's do 100 cases, okay?

[04:45:25] Okay.

[04:45:26] 100 of two cases?

[04:45:29] We could do, like, fractures, and then we could do...

[04:45:31] Yeah, I'm gonna practice it a little bit.

[04:45:33] One hundred of four cases, 25 each.

[04:45:35] Okay.

[04:45:37] I'm gonna go P.

[04:45:38] Dixie.

[04:45:39] Yes, where's he?

[04:45:40] No, he went 11 and 4.

[04:45:42] Yeah, you actually did really good.

[04:45:44] I'm dying in the most ridiculous way, so I can imagine how you're dying.

[04:45:47] Thank y'all.

[04:45:48] Chat is time for cases!

[04:45:50] I'm just on site getting shot from four different directions.

[04:45:53] Yeah, there you go.

[04:45:54] Wait, how much?

[04:45:55] Let's say 200.

[04:45:56] Do 200 cases.

[04:45:58] 200 cases.

[04:45:59] The hardest games of CS I've played in a minute, I'm lucky a lot of it.

[04:46:03] They know you, where you are, I don't think I caught anybody off-guard the entire time

[04:46:06] I played this game.

[04:46:08] Just crazy.

[04:46:11] Yeah, insane.

[04:46:14] Okay, let's see.

[04:46:19] Wasn't too bad though.

[04:46:20] No, it was still fun. It was still fun.

[04:46:22] And the rank, their MG, or like gold over 4MG, so...

[04:46:27] It's very very doable

[04:46:32] Yeah, um, is he he's not screen sharing right now, it's your enough that I'm just gonna buy some of these cases

[04:46:50] Okay

[04:46:57] I think we can do that.

[04:47:04] We can do that with 50 dreams of nightmares.

[04:47:09] Oh, are dreams of nightmares getting more expensive?

[04:47:12] With dreams of dopamine?

[04:47:14] Stopping.

[04:47:17] Alright.

[04:47:19] It's tonight tonight.

[04:47:21] It's tonight tonight.

[04:47:23] the first ever gold.

[04:47:27] Switchy, are you ready?

[04:47:30] Well, it's coming today, bro.

[04:47:32] The last time we're feeling.

[04:47:33] And we had a good session, bro.

[04:47:35] I wish I would have a big-ass prediction.

[04:47:37] We're doing 200 cases.

[04:47:38] Will JC get a gold?

[04:47:40] Brother, if I don't get a fucking gold,

[04:47:42] I swear to God, I will end my life in GTA 5.

[04:47:47] You said 200 cases?

[04:47:48] 200 cases.

[04:47:49] I'll wrap my car around the fucking telephone pole.

[04:47:52] That's odds though. That's the one in 400 odds. We'd be jacked. We will hot it at cases

[04:47:57] Yeah, but think about it squishy. I'm due because I'm already like what I'm already 200 cases in

[04:48:03] 200 cases, I'll be at 400

[04:48:05] Fun like it's actually a fun game and opening cases fun like this is fun

[04:48:10] Oh

[04:48:11] So I was in 20 your lobbies and I'll be in and I was doing fine

[04:48:15] Like bro, I feel confident shit if I play soul

[04:48:18] I think you just have to have the lay though if you want to like have fun

[04:48:24] then you're gonna need like siege like siege

[04:48:26] yeah so what's our last case I'm doing 50 of four case

[04:48:32] I'm gonna get that one million dollar already did that one already did that one

[04:48:35] the default um you do like chroma and do chroma yeah chroma too okay chroma two

[04:48:48] kids chat is time it's time music and I don't need you thanks how much lady do

[04:48:53] on siege for like back in I'm playing right like 10 or 15 seconds is that

[04:48:59] enough you think no but it helps it just it's it mitigates the bleeding the

[04:49:05] The problem is just that Q slimes bro, because if you get slided by 5 Zim champions who are

[04:49:10] stream slapping, like you're not ever going to win if you're solo queueing.

[04:49:14] Yeah.

[04:49:15] I think you got everything.

[04:49:17] Oh.

[04:49:18] Wait, chat look at the screen.

[04:49:20] Yeah, hold on.

[04:49:21] Let me make sure everything's good.

[04:49:22] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:49:23] Chat look at the screen, look at the screen, look at the screen.

[04:49:27] One of two hundred.

[04:49:29] Look at the screen, chat look, look, look, look, look, look.

[04:49:35] mods run a prediction i'm not gonna open yet one of two hundred cases

[04:49:41] lock the f*** in guys come on chad are you ready run prediction we have two hundred cases bro

[04:49:52] two hundred cases bro is addicted yep run a prediction run a f***

[04:49:57] it's a little gold prediction yeah so the prediction is i'm gonna open all 200 no matter

[04:50:03] of what? Will Jinxie pull one gold? That is a prediction. Yes or no? Honestly, honestly,

[04:50:09] honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, run prediction.

[04:50:17] Chat lock the fucking 40k, they can predict your one my brother lucky man.

[04:50:22] Chat hope y'all like the CSG bro. I actually really like playing it.

[04:50:29] Yo squishy, is that RLCS thing tomorrow was stopping?

[04:50:31] Friday, Friday, Friday,

[04:50:33] peak.

[04:50:35] We're doing RLCS with me stomping and squishy on Friday, chat Friday.

[04:50:41] CS dreams are fun to watch. Yeah, it's really fun to play.

[04:50:44] I actually like playing and I want to play in my ranks soon.

[04:50:47] So where I can like actually go positive and shit.

[04:50:49] But I was doing fine there.

[04:50:55] How many cases 200 chat. All right.

[04:50:57] So before you bet on the prediction, remember we're opening 200 cases.

[04:51:00] We have have us what do we got we got dreams and nightmares gamma twos chroma twos

[04:51:06] We have five different cases. We have everything

[04:51:09] We literally out

[04:51:11] It's hot speed

[04:51:15] Guys if I don't get a fucking

[04:51:20] Okay drinks you once you buy the keys for the first case you need to rescreen share

[04:51:24] Oh, we didn't get the keys yet have us?

[04:51:29] No, no, no.

[04:51:30] Okay.

[04:51:31] You just got a shit ton of cases.

[04:51:33] Grab ice cream.

[04:51:34] Ice cream.

[04:51:35] Ice cream.

[04:51:36] Ice cream.

[04:51:37] Ice cream.

[04:51:38] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[04:51:45] I know, I know.

[04:51:46] It is fucking time!

[04:51:47] Like 200 cases!

[04:51:48] I'm gonna give y'all like, because if I have access to buy a shitload of keys,

[04:51:52] I'm gonna give y'all like five minutes to predict. So predict are we getting a gold? Yes or no 200 cases

[04:51:59] You're like 20 20 each

[04:52:07] Well, don't we need 50 try that's we do

[04:52:12] Oh, no, I can't remember I can't do it all now. I can only do 20 keys each

[04:52:17] Oh, I see. I yep. I give it to you. So do you want to do 2020 or do you want to do 2020. Okay, that one's done

[04:52:32] And I advise what I'll do is I'll do I'll go from case to case so that way you don't have to read like you know

[04:52:37] I'm saying yeah, like once we run out of 20 on fracture. I'll just do 2020

[04:52:41] then we re-out then we restart

[04:52:45] that's fair that's fair

[04:52:46] let's walk in baby it's time now it's time

[04:52:50] mathematically like going to happen within these two are currently right

[04:52:55] because that idea had like four hundred and what twenty case should be exactly

[04:52:59] odd yeah that's like it can I if you don't do for one of them do for one

[04:53:03] because you bought all of them let me make sure if you've heard from uh so

[04:53:06] Also, for Friday, if we do somehow make it out of Friday and make Saturday, we all get

[04:53:14] a RLCS title, by the way, which is gonna be hard, but we have to earn that shit, we're

[04:53:18] gonna have to lock in.

[04:53:19] If we do make it to Saturday, Stompin' has a flight, so we have to play with Hive Eyes

[04:53:21] the next day.

[04:53:22] But we just get bent over the next day.

[04:53:23] It's fine.

[04:53:24] But it'll be fun, bro.

[04:53:25] It'll be fun.

[04:53:26] It'll be on down.

[04:53:27] Stompin' is actually good, by the way, Jakes, like, I was playing with him against

[04:53:31] SSL, he's a pretty good player, though.

[04:53:33] He's the most talented gamer I've ever met in my life.

[04:53:35] Yeah, there you go jinx.

[04:53:38] All right, we have.

[04:53:41] Yeah.

[04:53:42] All right.

[04:53:43] Chad, it's time to put on some music here.

[04:53:45] YouTube unfortunately means writing on YouTube.

[04:53:48] Sorry, you too.

[04:53:51] I have a song chat.

[04:53:53] I have a song.

[04:53:54] You should already like kind of know the song chat.

[04:53:56] You should already kind of like sort of notice on off the

[04:53:59] top of your head ski.

[04:54:00] Are you sitting in a rock league tournament for today or not?

[04:54:03] No, no, no.

[04:54:04] That's an inside of them.

[04:54:05] in case it's sorry. Okay, okay, okay.

[04:54:08] Okay, okay.

[04:54:09] Okay, okay.

[04:54:10] It's just a good incredible music.

[04:54:12] I can hear it now. I'm ready.

[04:54:35] you

[04:55:05] you

[04:55:35] you

[04:56:05] you

[04:56:35] you

[04:57:05] you

[04:57:35] you

[04:58:05] you

[04:58:35] you

[04:59:05] you

[04:59:35] you

[05:00:05] I am not.

[05:00:10] I am not.

[05:00:17] I am not.

[05:00:22] I am not.

[05:00:26] Actually, I was better than that guy.

[05:00:28] Well, it's up.

[05:00:31] No, no, no.

[05:00:33] You better hit big though, wait, wait.

[05:00:35] You're literally that guy that's mining the diamonds, bro.

[05:00:37] You're one of your one-

[05:00:38] OHHHHH!

[05:00:40] That tracks that crap!

[05:00:42] That's decent, well worn.

[05:00:45] Have us?

[05:00:46] That's like well worn.

[05:00:47] This is not a bad shot, this is not bad.

[05:00:55] Well worn, it kind of hurt you there.

[05:00:57] I think it was back-nootin' good.

[05:01:00] But it's trade up and trade of material drinks

[05:01:06] That is ten eleven bucks. Yeah, that's trade up this

[05:01:10] I should have.

[05:01:10] Have I smotted him over there?

[05:01:14] Look, did I get a bottle?

[05:01:16] Spend it on bottles, spend it on bottles.

[05:01:20] I mean, good God, I need to go, I need to go back!

[05:01:24] With all these pinks though, it's cooking, no?

[05:01:26] It's cooking right?

[05:01:27] You don't deserve it CS, you don't deserve it!

[05:01:29] What I'm saying is it's gonna be like the Jagger Black Ice,

[05:01:31] what happened with the Jagger Black Ice, like,

[05:01:33] what's the full, full lore on that?

[05:01:36] I have been trying to pull Jagger Black Ice

[05:01:38] lock eyes on my main account for nine years.

[05:01:41] I've opened probably literally 50,000 packs.

[05:01:45] What are the odds on that?

[05:01:47] Literally like one and probably 10,000.

[05:01:51] Probably one in 10,000.

[05:01:53] The amount of packs I've opened,

[05:01:55] I might be the only person who will get it now.

[05:01:57] I'm not sure.

[05:01:59] I'm level 1400 on that game.

[05:02:04] All right, so let's not make that the same thing

[05:02:06] with this game.

[05:02:07] What if I actually just never get a gold?

[05:02:09] Because you know it's mathematically possible.

[05:02:13] It's unlikely.

[05:02:14] But I could never get a gold.

[05:02:18] Back now.

[05:02:25] Oh, oh, oh.

[05:02:27] Please, please.

[05:02:28] I deserve this.

[05:02:33] That pistol you got was six bucks.

[05:02:35] I

[05:02:38] Look at the small wins small wins. Yeah, that

[05:02:42] Purple here for the big wins the gold

[05:02:58] Whole skin though

[05:03:00] The gold's gotta be now. It's gotta be.

[05:03:03] Is there any second? Right now, I think?

[05:03:05] It has to be.

[05:03:08] Hi guys, are we coming up on 400k?

[05:03:14] I think...

[05:03:16] I know we were at...

[05:03:17] I think around 300.

[05:03:20] Yeah.

[05:03:21] I think around 300. Your rear power is really pushing 300 right now.

[05:03:25] You're doing pretty well for yourself.

[05:03:26] This is insane, though.

[05:03:28] It's gotta be in one of the 80s now.

[05:03:31] Oh, this case, oh, I think we had a thousand dollars in the steam account, so we might

[05:03:38] have to depot soon.

[05:03:39] This is actually disgusting.

[05:03:42] Is this not crazy?

[05:03:44] This is never gonna go...

[05:03:46] Is this not just like an anomaly to just never get a gold?

[05:03:52] Maybe you gotta start picking like certain keys, certain keys, like you gotta start

[05:03:56] it up a bit though you know like try to mess with the system you know what I mean

[05:04:02] how many crates did it take you to get your three three what did you say

[05:04:10] who's my third my third case your third case was ago yes but wait there's more

[05:04:16] there's more context I'm leaving out I had 97 following cases with all blues

[05:04:20] everyone usually now usually now I was very surprised

[05:04:34] Come on.

[05:04:41] Oh!

[05:04:44] Yeah, Jeexme, you need a look back?

[05:04:48] You need a look back?

[05:04:49] Yeah.

[05:04:50] Do we need to like, reveal it to you?

[05:04:51] No.

[05:04:52] Yeah.

[05:04:53] I'm- I was like, I was like-

[05:04:55] Okay, come on.

[05:04:56] Have a bump here.

[05:04:58] Oh!

[05:04:59] Wait, that's actually pretty good.

[05:05:01] That's actually pretty good.

[05:05:03] pretty good is that where

[05:05:06] the next month

[05:05:08] yet let me just get the value for a check check check

[05:05:11] it's that track

[05:05:13] that's right actually boosted up

[05:05:16] oh shit

[05:05:18] four hundred plus four hundred on slack track on

[05:05:22] mad

[05:05:22] mad track

[05:05:24] red red red red red red

[05:05:26] oh oh my god

[05:05:28] oh my god we've made all the money back on the cases

[05:05:31] Hey, ass wipes! My eyes are open all the time!

[05:05:38] Cause I knew you would fucking troll!

[05:05:40] Alright, but that's not fun, you just ruined the fun.

[05:05:45] You know what actually fun? You know what actually fun?

[05:05:47] Getting an actual fucking gold and something lying about it!

[05:05:51] Blue.

[05:05:51] Oh

[05:06:01] Pink that's not bad you can you look at the bottom you cannot escape your destiny, bro. It's a goal

[05:06:07] It's coming. It's coming very bold. I never in the chat to just literally spam gold like look. This is a team fucking effort

[05:06:15] If you want this shit to happen then make it happen

[05:06:19] What the hell are you doing in the chat?

[05:06:23] Blue, blue, blue. Spam at Evo.

[05:06:25] High five. Shut your bitch up!

[05:06:27] Wait, maybe he's onto something. The gold spam hasn't been working.

[05:06:30] Maybe the blue spam hasn't been working.

[05:06:33] Maybe he's onto something.

[05:06:37] Blue work. Blue spam worked.

[05:06:39] Good job guys. Let's try the gold spam. Let's try the gold spam.

[05:06:41] Go, go, go.

[05:06:43] I'm just gonna turn into Yeager Black. I'm just... I know how my life is.

[05:06:47] I'm gonna probably end up opening like 9,000 cases and never getting a gold and

[05:06:56] Gold gold

[05:07:01] I just anything but a fucking blue fuck. I think it's starting to heat up though. I'm seeing a lot of pink

[05:07:07] Yeah, I do think it's gonna better for sure

[05:07:17] stuff

[05:07:28] it's warming up warming up hold on thanks that's a purple

[05:07:30] you going jinks

[05:07:33] all right walking

[05:07:37] what is what it's like it's an arctic tundra in here

[05:07:40] I mean there's a core as it can be

[05:07:46] Gonna have some faith

[05:07:48] Yeah, I have faith, but don't say it's warming up. It's cold as fuck

[05:07:53] That's that's that's right. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, maybe I can track a lot before I can shove this fucking pistol

[05:08:00] Oh my fucking tight ass

[05:08:07] Probably not recommend

[05:08:10] I mean that skin specifically you have gotten like 30 sand I think.

[05:08:21] I think it's good.

[05:08:25] Descent. For sale.

[05:08:41] Are we sure gold are 1,400? Can we check the bottom map?

[05:08:43] I'm not going mad about this dude

[05:08:52] Ah no no, it's in the fracture, I think it's in the fracture

[05:08:54] Yo actually Dixie, I got mine out of a fracture, I'm not even kidding, I'm being dead at it

[05:08:57] I got mine out of a fracture

[05:08:58] You're first though

[05:08:59] I'm being killed at it, yeah yeah yeah

[05:09:00] My only goal

[05:09:01] It was in a fracture though

[05:09:04] Yeah, I thought you were going to have to do some secret

[05:09:10] Ah

[05:09:11] I mean, it's gotta be close though. It's gotta be close.

[05:09:19] Yeah. Yeah. Well, like the thing is, I know that I'm 300 cases in, but it's not like my

[05:09:28] odds change. Like I'm still just one in 400. You know what I mean? Either get it or you don't.

[05:09:34] Period. Like I'm the type of dude I know how I am in games. I'm the type of dude to open

[05:09:40] 10,000 cases and not get a go. I'm telling you,

[05:09:44] Jinx, you think about this. We're not even forming the cases in so we haven't even on probably yet. We haven't it's right there

[05:09:50] It's right there. We're at the finish line

[05:09:52] Look at that. It's heating up

[05:09:54] How is this heating up?

[05:09:56] How?

[05:09:59] I'll get the torch.

[05:10:08] Come on.

[05:10:09] Okay, I'm purple.

[05:10:11] A lot of trade up with Kirio.

[05:10:13] That's fodder right there, that's fodder.

[05:10:15] that's not bad that skin is actually pretty nice that one's actually pretty nice

[05:10:27] fuck did you just say 20 fuck type of shit am I hearing I like that skin man

[05:10:37] That's the zombies gun, too

[05:10:42] It's about the vibe of it

[05:10:49] This is what you value it at not like what other people value it at rough. Yeah, I'm saying what

[05:10:58] If I sell that motherfucking skin, I'm gonna get five cents out of it

[05:11:02] I'm not gonna put it on a gun because it's a fucking blue and also I have 40 of it

[05:11:07] I value it as the same as I've got you my morning

[05:11:13] piss my morning shit that's how much I value that skin

[05:11:19] make it 41

[05:11:25] oh oh you almost got it

[05:11:27] we're not bad this skin is not bad

[05:11:31] are you hearing this phone call it's not ungrateful

[05:11:35] You stupid fuck. It's not unbreakable. These are the worst games in the world.

[05:11:42] This is good.

[05:11:43] I gave this motherfucker thousands of dollars.

[05:11:47] I'm not unbreakable for not wanting balloons.

[05:11:51] You're doing good.

[05:11:54] Ah, chicken again. It's a chicken though.

[05:11:58] What about the chicken guys? What about it?

[05:12:01] Look how happy it is to be there bro. It's gotta be you right now.

[05:12:03] be happy to be there and then come to your doctor like times over it says at the bottom

[05:12:07] sometime with your some people came in open cases be grateful they wrote me that's true that's true

[05:12:12] that'd be high-rise now

[05:12:14] whoa oh i almost got a cave bro i need that i need that i need that

[05:12:20] getting asked by the shitty app company

[05:12:24] right into quit right into quit they're probably here and like drop a

[05:12:29] drop a golden neck

[05:12:44] Let's get again look at the lines

[05:12:54] You're bringing down the vibes. This is why they don't want to give us a night bro. You're fucking up the vibes

[05:12:59] You gotta believe it bro.

[05:13:01] Oh, good job. You're done. The vibes are no pp-bizin

[05:13:06] I'm telling you bro, if you're new here, you don't know the lore of me opening this path. You don't you don't really know the lore

[05:13:13] You don't really know

[05:13:15] I don't want to do that one Jiggs

[05:13:18] Alright guys, I get unlucky with all of that. I'm nick of a steward. I'm not allowed to get lucky in paths

[05:13:24] right here just said I really should

[05:13:31] drink more beers than one take the tape

[05:13:33] thanks to the bottom text it take the

[05:13:35] tape

[05:13:37] hold on let me have one you're I think

[05:13:39] you're fucking up the vibe oh maybe

[05:13:41] don't touch the keys though you're

[05:13:42] fucking up the vibe so I'm not even

[05:13:43] gonna open that one what number you

[05:13:47] thinking

[05:13:48] How'd you know anything?

[05:13:49] Yeah, fuck it up.

[05:13:50] Yo.

[05:13:51] Come on.

[05:13:52] Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold,

[05:13:56] cold, cold!

[05:13:57] Ah!

[05:13:58] That's right.

[05:13:59] That's right.

[05:14:00] That's right.

[05:14:01] That's right.

[05:14:02] I love that.

[05:14:03] That's right.

[05:14:04] That's right.

[05:14:05] Now, instead of just being four, or like four cents, we can make this 45 cents.

[05:14:10] Even that's like generous, maybe.

[05:14:13] I don't know what to do.

[05:14:14] Go next.

[05:14:15] One more one.

[05:14:16] Oh, same one.

[05:14:17] Not Sad Jack though.

[05:14:18] Get one of each now.

[05:14:19] Collector.

[05:14:20] All right, we're gonna try some super suspicious shit before the next case.

[05:14:33] Nice, bro.

[05:14:34] Another ultralight.

[05:14:35] Can I have that one?

[05:14:36] Thanks.

[05:14:37] You send that.

[05:14:38] He sent that

[05:14:42] Can I have the ultralight you just open a five-cent case and you'll get it in three seconds

[05:14:49] He said what about a smile pack bro, we're not throwing upside down. Let's go. All right. I'll smile back

[05:14:59] Go go go

[05:15:02] I'm gonna do a no emotion. All right. No emotion. No matter what I get

[05:15:06] okay for this pack I'm gonna do a no-emotion pack again

[05:15:27] I'm not a mucka...

[05:15:29] Don't need it.

[05:15:33] That track!

[05:15:34] Now you're loaded up on a stat track.

[05:15:38] Not bad.

[05:15:40] Yeah, I can track my stats on that pistol.

[05:15:43] Oh wait, I'm never gonna use it, cause it's a blue.

[05:15:49] All about perspective, Jinx.

[05:15:51] All about perspective, bro.

[05:15:53] At a blue but like well we could get gold in the next case we could and we probably will watch

[05:15:59] Coming here on both

[05:16:14] That's active look chat. Here's the thing guys, and I'm just gonna I'm not trading up

[05:16:23] Die you don't just very happy to be here

[05:16:36] Cancel cancel cancel cancel

[05:16:53] We take them. Go the go, go, go, go, go.

[05:16:58] It's gonna come, Dick, it's gonna come.

[05:17:00] Virtual! Virtual!

[05:17:02] Don't stop me.

[05:17:03] He's not.

[05:17:03] Don't stop me.

[05:17:05] Wishing you good fortune, look at the bottom, Dick.

[05:17:06] Look at the bottom.

[05:17:07] Thaizer.

[05:17:08] Dick, look at the bottom!

[05:17:09] Look at the bottom.

[05:17:10] Yeah.

[05:17:10] Bottom up, bottom up.

[05:17:11] What does it say?

[05:17:12] Wishing you good fortune.

[05:17:14] Wait a minute.

[05:17:16] Brother, but unrelated.

[05:17:17] Is this the fucking Taser?

[05:17:19] Yeah, it is.

[05:17:19] Bob would use the Taser in CSGO.

[05:17:21] I'm gonna one shot one shot. Oh one shot. I don't even see what he used it

[05:17:27] It's close to me. Oh

[05:17:34] What do you think guys at the start of the case we want to see only because if we see that it's not gonna respin back

[05:17:41] Watch at the start of the case is only blues. We're gonna win

[05:17:44] But if it's a purple we're gonna lose watch with us. It's an old address. I did the same thing

[05:17:51] Yeah, it's just that I have like eight years ago

[05:18:07] See guys, we have those mixing in purples, but I'm telling you if we open a case and it's only blues at the start

[05:18:13] We win this, promise me

[05:18:15] I saw purple.

[05:18:20] Oh, that was like right there though, bro.

[05:18:26] Right there.

[05:18:27] Look at all those casers, look at all those casers.

[05:18:30] Look at all the opportunities, Jinx, all the opportunities here.

[05:18:33] Thanks, we're getting one right now, bro.

[05:18:36] Right now.

[05:18:37] Do you feel it?

[05:18:38] I feel it.

[05:18:39] I don't.

[05:18:40] See that's the thing guys, I don't feel it.

[05:18:43] Oh, M4A4 choppa.

[05:18:44] I

[05:18:56] Well worn you got a monkey

[05:18:58] I was even if that was like factory new like shit it out of the factory fresh

[05:19:04] fresh as a fucking doughnut I'm still gonna be worth one cent of us it might

[05:19:10] be worth a cent Jason let's depot wait we have to wait wait wait we have to

[05:19:16] we deposit more money yeah we need more keys how many more cases do we need to

[05:19:24] open a hundred oh yes how many to be open right there was that a hundred mm-hmm I think so

[05:19:33] so let me know stop let me do the math real quick we did 2020 20 20 oh god so 80 we did 80 cases

[05:19:42] so out of 80 cases we didn't get a single pay

[05:19:48] no we did we got three things come on now let's hope you're grateful

[05:19:51] look think right here think come on now so out of 80 cases we've returned how

[05:20:02] much money in profits couldn't answer that question it's not physically

[05:20:08] possible I could I know it's under $100 I know I know that for a fact I don't

[05:20:12] How much joy did you have?

[05:20:14] Zero!

[05:20:15] None!

[05:20:17] No joy at all!

[05:20:20] None!

[05:20:22] What about the laughter along the way that we shared?

[05:20:24] I didn't laugh once!

[05:20:26] What about the friendships?

[05:20:28] The bonding time?

[05:20:30] Okay.

[05:20:31] That's priceless.

[05:20:33] It is priceless.

[05:20:34] I'm telling you, I'm about to start jerking off.

[05:20:36] High five.

[05:20:37] High five.

[05:20:38] I'm just going to the shower and jerk off.

[05:20:40] off I'm not kidding no words let's buy it 2020 20 20 then we should be good yeah

[05:20:45] all right I think we're about to get a gold jinx and everything's gonna be looking

[05:20:48] up bro I don't that's the thing switchy switchy I don't

[05:20:53] switchy I'm I actually know we're not good I know we're not gonna get a gold

[05:20:58] like I'm I've never been more sure of anything in my fucking life

[05:21:05] listen bro it's all about perspective you're either gonna open the next case

[05:21:10] You're gonna get a gold or you're gonna get a blue

[05:21:13] After these 80 cases I probably get the old Buffalo wild wings and jerk off

[05:21:19] And that's fine though for you you're gonna jerk off very happily because you're gonna have a gold and it's gonna profit

[05:21:24] Okay, okay, Jim say you're ready to go. We just got a

[05:21:28] Tomorrow when you open cases again, we just got a deep pop more money. No worries. I don't want to open many more of this set

[05:22:10] Oh shit, I opened up a streaming in

[05:22:20] Rebuild minimal wear

[05:22:30] All right, so the other location we got here hundred yeah, he's doing 80 more. He's doing 80 more

[05:22:40] WC's run out

[05:22:43] Oh, it's close, it's close, it's close

[05:22:50] Pretty good

[05:22:52] Out of the blue you could have gotten, I feel like that's not too bad

[05:23:10] of making money than this debt.

[05:23:13] This isn't even a 50-50.

[05:23:16] I'm 99% likely to lose money on this.

[05:23:20] This isn't even gambling.

[05:23:22] This is highway robbery.

[05:23:24] This is theft.

[05:23:27] This is theft.

[05:23:30] This is stealing.

[05:23:34] Open the key.

[05:23:35] you

[05:23:42] got

[05:23:45] there are some routes you don't want to whoa whoa

[05:23:48] let me be clear what I say to this guy's enjoy these last 70 cases cuz you might

[05:23:52] never see me open a case

[05:23:54] yeah these last 70 cases because you might never see me

[05:23:58] guys listen

[05:24:00] this is not gambling

[05:24:02] This is highway robbery!

[05:24:06] Like, brother, brother, brother!

[05:24:09] I can play Baccarat, drunk, blackjack, drunk!

[05:24:14] Oh, roulette on shrooms!

[05:24:16] And have a better job of making profit than this!

[05:24:21] This is 99 to 1 odds!

[05:24:25] What are my odds of making profit?

[05:24:27] Pulling a fucking grambit or something?

[05:24:29] What are my odds?

[05:24:31] Very low, so if you get a gold there's actually a pretty hot chance you get like a $80 gold which would be unfortunate

[05:24:37] But it is possible also in it. I would burn my fucking PC to the floor

[05:24:42] If I get a gold right now, and it's $80 I will burn this fucking PC to the fucking floor

[05:24:48] Fuck that streaming 365 cent. No, I will burn this shit to the ground

[05:24:53] If my gold is not worth at least

[05:24:57] $400 I'm never touching this scam company

[05:25:00] of a game again I'm for grand and all it could also be like an $8,000 skin it

[05:25:09] could be a good one but remember oh oh that's not bad the next case you open

[05:25:16] 50 50 stop why are you making noises ever that day have I see the line see

[05:25:22] the line it's not even close to the paint bro stop making noises when you

[05:25:27] You know it's a blue!

[05:25:29] BAH!

[05:25:31] Alright, I need you to take a chill pill.

[05:25:33] The quote is all pretty high right now.

[05:25:35] I need to take a chill pill, it's not going to make me chill!

[05:25:37] ZAP!

[05:25:39] A writer of gold will make me chill!

[05:25:42] That's it!

[05:25:44] Alright, gold, gold, gold, come on.

[05:25:46] Nothing you say will calm me down!

[05:25:48] Gold, gold, gold, gold, come on.

[05:25:50] Gold, gold, gold, this is it!

[05:25:52] Huh?

[05:25:54] So cool cool cool cool cool.

[05:25:57] Come on.

[05:25:58] This is illegal.

[05:25:59] I know, I know.

[05:26:00] I know there's no, this is illegal.

[05:26:03] I guarantee you, if you really look at this in the legislature of judicial branch,

[05:26:08] and you really get good top quality lawyers, this gotta be illegal.

[05:26:12] I'm telling you, because brother, this is worse than a casino.

[05:26:16] It's not a single game in the casino you could play that has worse odds than this.

[05:26:24] Thanks for so close bro, you just gotta fight through it bro.

[05:26:28] Purple!

[05:26:29] Purple!

[05:26:30] And it's a cool skin dude, look at that skin.

[05:26:31] It's fucking glowing bro.

[05:26:32] Let me say this unbiasedly, for a purple this is the best skin in the game.

[05:26:36] Wait, what's the, what's the where, what's the where?

[05:26:40] Well, ooh, might be the worst where you could have gotten, but it's a cool skin.

[05:26:46] I thought the worst where was out of spud.

[05:26:48] Uh, yeah it is out of spud, you're right.

[05:26:50] You're a demon thing.

[05:26:51] You know this you got that

[05:26:55] For the gummy

[05:26:57] Bad, yes cool-looking blues though

[05:27:07] There you go, there you go again

[05:27:10] Let me look at that is it better

[05:27:12] Well, you have

[05:27:14] Scratch scratch there. Yeah, he's dropped one. Yeah some scratch here here. Yeah

[05:27:20] Yeah, I think the worst condition in the game. Let's see.

[05:27:24] Yeah, yeah, that's what you call the learning. Yeah, great call.

[05:27:29] Great. I don't want to be calling now.

[05:27:31] I just want to go.

[05:27:37] Gold, gold, gold.

[05:27:40] I got high.

[05:27:41] I honestly did at this point.

[05:27:43] I didn't think saying gold helps.

[05:27:45] Yeah, maybe let's just say hello.

[05:27:46] Wait, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue.

[05:28:20] stream to light maybe they just heard that now this is purple hold on hold on

[05:28:27] hold on hold on hold on hold on

[05:28:33] Ah, Dixie, I'm not gonna lie to you, that's not what I was doing, but we're just gonna keep spinning, okay?

[05:28:38] But I don't know, you know for a fact, it's gonna be real fast.

[05:28:40] Yeah, yeah.

[05:28:41] Okay.

[05:28:42] Okay, nice, nice.

[05:28:43] What's the next one?

[05:28:44] Uh, yeah, it's gonna be real fast.

[05:28:47] Have I found it?

[05:28:48] The one after that, it's gonna be purple, we're gonna keep passing it, okay?

[05:28:52] What do you think?

[05:28:56] BAM!

[05:28:59] BAM!

[05:29:00] Ah, thought I was gonna bump him.

[05:29:03] This is the gold, this is the gold, this is the gold, this is actually the gold.

[05:29:06] If you get in your belt hole...

[05:29:07] Yeah I feel it, oh my god!

[05:29:08] Tighten your anus, tighten your anus.

[05:29:10] AY!

[05:29:11] Purple.

[05:29:13] Almost.

[05:29:15] Guys, I don't think we scroll through here and look at all these cases.

[05:29:19] I don't think there's a gold in any of these.

[05:29:21] I think there's a gold in every one of the last one.

[05:29:24] You need like five golds in a row.

[05:29:25] You might hit back to back to back the first time ever.

[05:29:27] Back to back to back to back.

[05:29:28] You see, what if you're the first one ever?

[05:29:30] You're the first one ever to hit back to back to back to back.

[05:29:32] You're getting this on lucky just so you can hit

[05:29:35] the fucking the god clip

[05:29:37] Purple hold on speeding up now control not a bad gun not bad

[05:29:43] and it's oh

[05:29:45] No, I think that button is so when you pull purple, what are the odds about like 18%?

[05:29:53] I had no idea how much money do you lose on a purple check that if I don't know how much money

[05:29:57] Oh a lot of money

[05:29:59] tell me chat how much money do you lose on a purple positivity fuck that bullshit

[05:30:06] ass fucking work fuck all of that so so you know you lose 98% of your money so

[05:30:19] let's explain the CS go scam shall we so first off even pulling a purple is

[05:30:25] like borderline statistical anomaly pulling a purple I'm like one in every six cases I pull a purple

[05:30:32] but even on that one in six case likelihood I still lose money that is like hilarious

[05:30:39] you know there's you know there's blues that go for like hundreds of thousands of dollars

[05:30:44] what do you mean like people want like for the lowest float like it's a blue has a really

[05:30:49] Really low float like people will buy that so think about it. It's a blessing if it's done

[05:30:57] Uh, it's it's the wear that you were looking at

[05:31:02] You see the numbers the wear rating oh hold on

[05:31:05] Not it's shit. It needs like five more zeros. Yeah

[05:31:11] It needs to be like right off the press, you know

[05:31:19] man we're so close to the goal bro i feel it

[05:31:22] have i ever seen that bad news i'm ready to go

[05:31:24] nah nah nah nah i thought we had bad news but

[05:31:27] basically i think there's a max to your inventory at some point

[05:31:30] um

[05:31:32] hopefully all the blues don't take that up but

[05:31:36] we we could just keep going though i don't think you're anywhere near it

[05:31:39] i don't think you're anywhere near it

[05:31:45] how much do we have left of our two thousand dollars out here right now

[05:31:49] Um, oh we would have to depot like a thousand more dollars

[05:31:57] This is actually a money thing probably

[05:32:00] thing

[05:32:02] like

[05:32:03] You're gonna hit a goal here. Don't even think about it. You are you are you are you are so it's any case now

[05:32:11] It is any case now. Yeah, what are these?

[05:32:16] Hold on pink that's good

[05:32:19] Oh, good try.

[05:32:22] Good try.

[05:32:22] That happens.

[05:32:24] It's coming, bro.

[05:32:31] That's it.

[05:32:40] What are you talking about, dude?

[05:32:41] It's good.

[05:32:42] Uh, death.

[05:32:45] I'm going to be honest.

[05:32:47] I'm not thinking about anything positive right now.

[05:32:51] I think this is a scam crime organization.

[05:32:55] Like, y'all never watch, like,

[05:32:57] some monster movies like The Godfather

[05:33:00] and The Hightressman.

[05:33:01] This is something they would do.

[05:33:03] Like, this is a fucking scam.

[05:33:05] This is a fucking scam!

[05:33:07] Like, I'm not kidding when I say this.

[05:33:09] Jack!

[05:33:10] If you actually choose between this

[05:33:13] and going to the casino, don't do either.

[05:33:15] if you have to choose go to the fucking casino you can't wait to hear you see

[05:33:22] another owner of this game then right another owner he actually owns his own

[05:33:26] yacht company like he bought one of them

[05:33:29] he didn't buy the yacht he bought the whole company that produces the yacht

[05:33:38] pretty good so basically I'm just feeling like gasoline for his next

[05:33:46] contract fucking great

[05:33:49] let me go to fucking grab it on his britch ass please

[05:33:52] gold gold gold oh what is that you guys realistically like I'm not saying the

[05:34:00] million-dollar bullshit realistically because I know that's not even possible

[05:34:04] Realistically, what is the best realistic thing I could get?

[05:34:07] Like, like...

[05:34:08] Uh, Emerald, Emerald, Emerald butterfly, like, would be like, is that like 10k, 12k?

[05:34:13] Yep.

[05:34:14] Yeah.

[05:34:15] I mean, I will pull out my cock for that.

[05:34:20] Emerald butterfly, Emerald butterfly!

[05:34:22] Yeah, in this case, in this case, I think you can get it.

[05:34:29] It's very low, by the way.

[05:34:34] Uh, I was just answering your question before you came out. It's very good.

[05:34:38] Very.

[05:34:39] Yeah, so the thing is this, James, like if you get a gold, right?

[05:34:42] There's a group of knives you can get within that gold pool,

[05:34:45] and then within those groups there's patterns on each knife,

[05:34:48] and within those patterns there's rare patterns or less rare patterns,

[05:34:51] and then within there there's high floats or low floats.

[05:34:54] So not only do you have to pull a knife, you have to pull a good pattern

[05:34:57] on a good knife, on a good float, on that moon.

[05:35:00] And then what? Do I have to fly to the moon, save the Martians, and then fly back?

[05:35:06] What else? Do I have to-

[05:35:08] You might fucking have to, bro.

[05:35:12] Yeah, you could definitely be doing all this for the worst knife, the worst pattern, and the worst float.

[05:35:17] It's very possible. Or it could be the best knife, best pattern, best float, right?

[05:35:20] All depends on what the universe-

[05:35:22] Let me see what the worst case scenario is for your case right now.

[05:35:26] Let me just see like a Navaha like $50 Navaha like Safari Mesh

[05:35:35] Worse case

[05:35:39] Lowest price let's just say you get unlucky get like

[05:35:45] Baldi's not the best

[05:35:51] Say you get you don't feel tested right in the middle, right?

[05:35:53] 50 bucks?

[05:35:55] Hey, hey, hey.

[05:35:57] No, no, no.

[05:35:59] Excuse me, what?

[05:36:01] Hold on, hold the, everybody, hold the fuck up.

[05:36:05] There is such thing as a 50 dollar gold?

[05:36:09] Yes, Jinxy, and that is the...

[05:36:11] Shit, I gotta get out of here.

[05:36:13] I'm like, I'm chasing some miracle, and then the miracle is, could be 50 dollars?

[05:36:19] Like, Jeff, this is a stadium, guys!

[05:36:23] This is a stadium!

[05:36:27] Dizzy, think about it.

[05:36:29] That is the third-lowest quality, by the way.

[05:36:31] So that's dead in the middle.

[05:36:33] It could be worse.

[05:36:35] So this looks like a $10 gold?

[05:36:37] Let me see it.

[05:36:39] You get unlucky, like, extreme unlucky, battle-scarred.

[05:36:42] I'll actually debate myself!

[05:36:44] Debate me!

[05:36:46] If I get a $9 gold!

[05:36:48] Oh look at that, I'm locked!

[05:36:50] 40 bucks? 40 bucks?

[05:36:53] Better than zero bro, better than a little, better than a little.

[05:36:55] I'm not plugged for 40 bucks, not bad.

[05:36:58] Oh that's like smart, yes.

[05:36:59] Cause this thing like, I'm not gonna stop until I get a gold, so I might actually

[05:37:03] leak 100,000 dollars. Like, I'm not even kidding.

[05:37:06] Like I'm not gonna stop until I get a gold.

[05:37:09] Like I will not stop!

[05:37:11] And with my luck, I will never get it!

[05:37:15] it's in one of these cases though it's happening now bro

[05:37:22] right here right here right here right here blue

[05:37:30] it's the right key for the right case you did have what for NASA gonna open

[05:37:36] the case and you like what I was supposed to put in that do you want me to not on

[05:37:42] I want you to stroke your your mouse one. I want you to like make the case feel love like as you click it

[05:37:52] It's gonna give you something good, bro. Like really really corrects it

[05:37:55] You want me to finger it like like finger? I don't know if I said that but you know what if that's your version of love

[05:38:01] Bro, love the case bro show the case that you want to be open like you want to open it

[05:38:05] But you want to get the gold show it bro

[05:38:08] Rest that shit

[05:38:11] Progress it

[05:38:13] I'm fingering it. Let me know when to click it. I'm fingering it

[05:38:16] That's all up with you. I'm gonna be finished whenever you feel finished, bro

[05:38:20] Take your time

[05:38:23] There it is go you did it drinks so celebrating congratulations, bro

[05:38:31] Insnared

[05:38:34] Nearly I think that was the closest you've been though like I feel like that actually like

[05:38:37] I didn't see that. I didn't see that. Yeah. No, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't see that.

[05:38:44] That felt like the furthest I've been. It was just blue. It was a pool of blood. I didn't

[05:38:49] see a purple in there.

[05:38:54] Gold! Oh, bro.

[05:38:57] Ground rules! You can say gold at the start of the case. I'm fine. I don't care about

[05:39:03] You can say gold midway through the case when the line is dying down and the next four gums are blue

[05:39:11] Do not take all time eyes

[05:39:15] That's bad etiquette

[05:39:17] That's horrible etiquette

[05:39:20] terrible

[05:39:21] Don't you dare say gold when the case is dying down, and it's just blues. Don't you dare

[05:39:28] I need a pack bro, we need a new pack or a drop in pack bro.

[05:39:35] I have to remit this.

[05:39:40] Can you give your mouse like an atomic crust?

[05:39:43] Like to get the pack off?

[05:39:44] You want me to fuck my mouse?

[05:39:46] Yeah.

[05:39:47] Like as hard as you possibly can on, I want it to press the open button as well.

[05:39:58] I literally palpate regent Huston

[05:40:04] BOOM!

[05:40:05] Awww so that was actually close

[05:40:10] It wasn't close!

[05:40:16] There was a wave of blues!

[05:40:20] I mean that was the most blues I think I've seen today

[05:40:23] No actually no that one is actually worse yeah

[05:40:27] Was there a purple in that face?

[05:40:29] Can we get a fact check on that?

[05:40:31] I don't think there was a face check.

[05:40:35] Hey, pink!

[05:40:38] Blue.

[05:40:41] Blueers?

[05:40:42] Where's that off?

[05:40:43] Not the cases left.

[05:40:44] Starting to get pretty worried here, boys.

[05:40:48] That's what they want.

[05:40:52] I'm actually gonna have to depot more money in this shit!

[05:40:55] Oh my god I mathematically do am I not!

[05:41:02] 50-50.

[05:41:04] Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.

[05:41:06] It's all bad.

[05:41:07] You're losing a lot of 50-50 guys.

[05:41:09] It's coming.

[05:41:11] Hey bro, this shit is not 50-50.

[05:41:16] You're just not hitting bro.

[05:41:19] Oh dude, what's going on?

[05:41:22] I don't know, maybe a company named Valve that's literally running organized crime.

[05:41:29] That's what's going on.

[05:41:31] That's exactly what's going on actually.

[05:41:33] Yo NYC, do y'all need someone on the jury?

[05:41:37] I'll sit for a break.

[05:41:39] I'm an eyewitness to this shit, bro.

[05:41:41] I will be a fucking witness tomorrow.

[05:41:45] I'll fly there the tomorrow morning.

[05:41:52] Resupply is the name of the guns resupply brah.

[05:41:56] That's a sign.

[05:42:00] More money given to the cars.

[05:42:04] Resupply brah.

[05:42:08] I just need to think about this bro.

[05:42:12] On the good hand, we have supplied about

[05:42:16] .5 miles of fuel for the Jax. So it's not

[05:42:20] had. We're doing good for something in the world.

[05:42:22] What's he's saying, dude?

[05:42:24] Like, I don't mind spending money.

[05:42:26] I don't care.

[05:42:27] Giving money to a crime organization

[05:42:31] is grinding my gears, bro.

[05:42:33] I hope to die and why see you inside my suit!

[05:42:38] This is a crime organization!

[05:42:44] Goldblow!

[05:42:45] That's that.

[05:42:46] Chat, any advice?

[05:42:47] That's right.

[05:42:48] Any advice other than quit?

[05:42:50] Add any advice?

[05:42:52] Add any advice?

[05:42:53] Someone said you suck.

[05:42:55] How are you supposed to be good at opening it?

[05:42:58] Huh?

[05:42:59] You suck, bro.

[05:43:01] Oh my God, I mean, blue, blue.

[05:43:02] Yeah, I know what it is.

[05:43:04] Nix is the blue spam, bro, it's the blue spam.

[05:43:06] Nixie, that's your third question.

[05:43:08] What?

[05:43:09] Are you even just trying to get a gold?

[05:43:10] What do you think?

[05:43:12] I'm four grand in the home!

[05:43:15] I'm about to depot the water!

[05:43:22] Oh, first one, that's good.

[05:43:24] You're not...

[05:43:25] Is it good? Wait, question.

[05:43:27] Did I win money or lose money?

[05:43:29] No, listen, everyone focus.

[05:43:31] Did I win money or lose money on this case?

[05:43:34] This is a minimal... minimal where they are.

[05:43:37] Let's get the exact numbers.

[05:43:39] Tell me exactly how much it's going for.

[05:43:42] And then I advise, tell me exactly

[05:43:44] exactly how much I spent on this

[05:43:46] remember this is 18% likely on chat

[05:43:48] remember that, remember that, remember that

[05:43:50] okay

[05:43:52] you can see this

[05:43:56] this skin right here

[05:43:58] is 120

[05:44:00] if you put the dot next to the one

[05:44:02] so it's a dollar

[05:44:04] how much was the case and the key

[05:44:06] the case and the key

[05:44:08] the case

[05:44:10] this is fever so the case was about a dollar

[05:44:12] dollar no I think it was a dollar like 13 right no the case was a dollar and

[05:44:19] then the key what that's three dollars two dollars three dollars how much is

[05:44:26] that they're down about four bucks thanks yeah

[05:44:32] well you hit a purple it's not bad it's heating up so let me get this thing

[05:44:38] I just had no I lost $2.30. I believe roughly I lost $2.30. So Jack I just had an

[05:44:48] 18% likelihood of happening now you want to know the equivalent of that chat that would be the equivalent of probably winning two

[05:44:54] Or three blackjack hands in a row some degenerate in the child would know so I basically just won three blackjack hands in a row

[05:45:01] Right because my percentage was 18% or 16%

[05:45:04] percent but I ended up losing money somehow and you know even though the

[05:45:09] unlikely event happened I lost money these three seems to be behind bars

[05:45:19] first time chatter newer says open my first case today Juncie got a knife

[05:45:24] Thanks

[05:45:29] Report him to switch

[05:45:35] What about these

[05:45:38] Okay, this must go go go go go go

[05:45:43] How many more extracurations are there?

[05:45:45] I just want to do some research and once these are done I want to see how many I just want to see how many I open. How many I open.

[05:45:53] Do you want to go back to that page?

[05:45:55] Yeah, right up that tension.

[05:45:57] Okay, let me know if you want to go.

[05:45:59] And then we might be able to be defying more. This is actually fucking disgusting.

[05:46:04] Oh yeah, more keys.

[05:46:07] Alright, listen, one of these factor was good for me bro.

[05:46:10] First, try to take my aggro.

[05:46:12] Remember.

[05:46:14] That's fine. Number three, bro. Number three is gonna be it.

[05:46:16] Number three is gonna be it.

[05:46:18] It's the background.

[05:46:20] Oh, maybe it is the background.

[05:46:22] Inspect the gun, inspect the gun.

[05:46:26] And then the, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:46:28] Maybe it's the fucking background.

[05:46:30] That's two hits, dude. People get a lot of good skins on the best.

[05:46:34] Alright, I'm taking the background.

[05:46:40] here it is give ready groups new bathroom get the champagne get the

[05:46:48] champagne that's all I love the skin bro it's the fourth time you got it yeah

[05:47:06] Yeah, and I have such a great skin.

[05:47:08] I love it too.

[05:47:09] I've been so much.

[05:47:10] Even though I've gotten it four times,

[05:47:12] I want to get it in a fifth time.

[05:47:14] You know what I mean?

[05:47:15] Maybe we will.

[05:47:16] Maybe we will be lucky enough.

[05:47:20] Oh, almost.

[05:47:21] Almost.

[05:47:25] Yeah, we got simulation right now.

[05:47:27] I open up TikTok.

[05:47:29] Somebody gets a goal.

[05:47:30] I open up Twitter.

[05:47:31] Somebody gets a goal.

[05:47:32] I open up YouTube.

[05:47:33] Somebody gets a goal.

[05:47:34] I'm streaming.

[05:47:35] It's like Ron, Ron got a gold, Ron got a gold.

[05:47:38] X2C, X2C got a gold.

[05:47:41] I don't think it's possible.

[05:47:42] So it's one of two things.

[05:47:43] I'm unlucky or this is a simulation.

[05:47:49] That is crazy.

[05:47:50] They did a case opening.

[05:47:52] It was shorter than yours.

[05:47:53] It was like half the time

[05:47:55] and they collectively unboxed three golds.

[05:48:00] What's that time, guys?

[05:48:01] Do you want to kick me in the testicles?

[05:48:04] I was just saying, I was just saying, I was just saying how unlucky you are right now.

[05:48:11] Purple.

[05:48:13] Oh, we can't get that.

[05:48:15] Brother, wait, wait, wait, look at the back, look at the face in the back.

[05:48:17] Look at that.

[05:48:18] Oh my God, bro.

[05:48:19] Get him away.

[05:48:20] This is a good skin.

[05:48:21] This is a good skin.

[05:48:22] Let me play.

[05:48:23] It's the purple.

[05:48:24] How much do you want?

[05:48:25] Let me look.

[05:48:26] Wait, wait, wait.

[05:48:27] Press, you see it?

[05:48:28] Bottom left.

[05:48:29] Wait, wait, wait.

[05:48:30] We made profit for the first time in an hour on a case.

[05:48:31] You see the bottom left thing?

[05:48:32] left thing you press one to the right the dollar gun let's have it one to the

[05:48:36] right yeah I pressed that that's what looks like when you play with it you'll

[05:48:40] see the little face on the back that's fire now awesome look at that look at it

[05:48:44] one dollar okay so oh it's only one dollar how much is the case oh that

[05:48:51] fracture case let me let me look how much a map here again on the crime

[05:48:56] organization. How much was the case? The fracture case. The fracture case was starting at 80 cents.

[05:49:03] Great. How much was the key? It's about two, two thirty, maybe three bucks.

[05:49:09] So we lost about two dollars on a sixteen percent life meter.

[05:49:12] I lost last time. Last time I lost 4.

[05:49:18] 2 times is good.

[05:49:23] Oh!

[05:49:26] I also don't think I've ever seen anyone use this game before.

[05:49:30] Let's go! Hold on, that shotgun's good.

[05:49:32] Wait, fact knew, fact knew, fact knew.

[05:49:34] Yeah, it could be good.

[05:49:36] Yeah, trade up, trade up as well.

[05:49:38] What gun is this?

[05:49:40] is this? That shotgun is actually good. It's like 10 bucks. It's like 10 bucks. It's the best shotgun. Yeah.

[05:49:44] I'll let them box. I'll let them box. Yeah. Oh, eight bucks. Not bad. Not bad. Oh, no.

[05:49:54] That was the last one. Yeah, that's all right. Hold rest deeply. So, Chad, once you see something,

[05:50:02] I think you don't get to see it in the game.

[05:50:06] Do what I'm saying?

[05:50:07] No, no, no.

[05:50:08] Yeah, no, no, no.

[05:50:12] I don't really want to see it in the end.

[05:50:17] Four more cases and then we have a tough decision making.

[05:50:21] Do I give the crime organization more money?

[05:50:26] Oh, fuck.

[05:50:27] I know he thought that was going to be the one.

[05:50:28] I don't know why.

[05:50:29] I can feel the fact.

[05:50:30] Yeah, I can feel it.

[05:50:31] It's one of the cases in the account right now

[05:50:36] Guys, it's none of the cases it's over guys. I'm just gonna get blues man

[05:50:42] I'm gonna probably order buffalo wild wings and beat the fuck out of my deck. Maybe we try again tomorrow guys

[05:50:47] It's that you know this one you guys have felt it in 40 different cases

[05:50:53] Well, we got it once it's over guys

[05:50:55] I

[05:51:02] Okay

[05:51:06] Yes, just be depressed, right

[05:51:15] What can you do everything stuff get fucking scared yep, there you go now now we're on the same way

[05:51:25] I'm over the station

[05:51:39] That's the problem blue again

[05:51:44] I mean, what are the odds of that that's like getting a gold for origami shotguns in a row

[05:51:49] this is the shit I'm this is all he happens to me

[05:51:51] crime on the it's gonna get taken down soon James

[05:51:55] I believe in N1C yeah great another one of these

[05:52:01] you can see if they need evidence bro I'll send them off thanks I'm bored of

[05:52:06] getting to pass well like we gotta say it's all it is show my show my profits

[05:52:11] please thanks thanks thanks listen how about you get positive you get

[05:52:14] positive bro how about you guys that

[05:52:17] That ship sailed about an hour ago.

[05:52:19] That ship sailed about an hour ago.

[05:52:21] That ship sailed about an hour ago.

[05:52:23] That ship sailed about an hour ago.

[05:52:25] We got a lot of time to carry the boats, man.

[05:52:27] Yeah, Jinx, do you know that overlay that I had?

[05:52:29] I had to type X dimension mark blue so many times I gave up.

[05:52:33] What the fuck?

[05:52:35] Oh my god.

[05:52:39] Yeah, this is rough, man.

[05:52:41] Purple! Ooh, that's a cool skin!

[05:52:43] A lure.

[05:52:45] I think you might have lost money again but it looks nice.

[05:52:52] Alright listen, how many cases are left?

[05:52:56] There's like 50 cases left dude, I think we just close them out, there's a knife in

[05:53:01] one of these.

[05:53:02] Have you tried key case?

[05:53:05] Not case key.

[05:53:06] I never thought of that, let me try that next.

[05:53:12] Yeah, like swishy, for me to you bro, man to man, swishy muffins, you can actually legitimately

[05:53:26] believe in your heart and soul and testicles that there's a gold in here, because I know

[05:53:30] there is.

[05:53:31] Alright, listen, if I'm being honest with you, I'm looking at these cases right now

[05:53:37] and one of them is giving me a feeling, but I don't know which one, one of them

[05:53:40] has a gold.

[05:53:41] I can't tell you that information one of them has a fucking gold loaded up. There's a golden there, bro

[05:53:46] I'm gonna listen. I'm yeah, let's say clear when I say this

[05:53:50] I would rather get jumped mugged and robbed than trade up right now, but yeah, I'm not even lying

[05:53:57] But when he said changing laundry is the equivalent to

[05:54:01] Trading up. I actually disagree. I think doing laundry is more fun than opening cases

[05:54:07] I'm not kidding when I say this I legitimately think like doing laundry at least I can smell the detergent

[05:54:15] Hi guys, how much money do we have left on our daily allowance? Just let's just you know what I've ice

[05:54:19] Let's just spend it off our daily allowance like you want to you want to stock up again. We got like yeah

[05:54:25] a thousand bucks

[05:54:28] $1,000. Yeah, come on

[05:54:31] I'm not

[05:54:33] Then why is the other $1,000 high guys spend the rest chat once we're out

[05:54:38] I have to leave right because it's not like I have more money once we spend the thousand I have to leave

[05:54:46] Yeah

[05:54:49] Yeah, I don't know again

[05:54:52] The hall could work okay work

[05:54:55] soon

[05:54:56] I'm gonna buy the right pieces. Oh, you know like feel the gold bro. Which one is the golden?

[05:55:01] Yeah, maybe it's me. Maybe it's me. Yeah, maybe you got to buy the cases a little bit better.

[05:55:10] Let me just depot some money.

[05:55:17] Cha-ching!

[05:55:25] So how's he broken 400 yet?

[05:55:27] Oh, yeah, that isn't good. We should actually look at that if I depot this money. $100 added.

[05:55:57] $400.

[05:56:09] We need some music, chat.

[05:56:28] Hold on.

[05:56:29] Let's start playing some music.

[05:56:33] Fuck this shit.

[05:56:35] It's a bit...

[05:56:42] Come on.

[05:56:44] I

[05:57:04] Got it. It's that focus

[05:57:14] How you feelin' Jinx bro, be honest, let's talk, bro, how you feelin' me?

[05:57:28] You feelin' alright?

[05:57:29] I feel like you're back and you got like this peppin' and stuff, you got like some

[05:57:35] fun.

[05:57:36] I'm gonna come back to you.

[05:57:38] I'm gonna come back to you.

[05:57:39] 960 dollars.

[05:57:41] I'm gonna come back to you.

[05:57:43] 960 dollars.

[05:57:51] Um, dude are you?

[05:57:53] I'm a big dude.

[05:57:54] I'm a big dude.

[05:57:55] I'm a big dude.

[05:57:56] I'm a big dude.

[05:57:57] I'm a big dude.

[05:57:58] I'm a big dude.

[05:57:59] Okay, you see maybe I'm fucking up with the...

[05:58:02] Hold on actually, remember look at this.

[05:58:04] He's following us with his quick.

[05:58:11] He's in the open.

[05:58:17] He's the oldest of them today, bro.

[05:58:19] He's the oldest of them today.

[05:58:25] Want some protein sheets?

[05:58:27] I can...

[05:58:28] Sure.

[05:58:29] Sure.

[05:58:30] I was saying like I was just to buy the cases about it. Yeah, maybe it's me drinks. Maybe it's me. Yeah, maybe you're not um

[05:58:38] Oh wait, I'm buying the way I see it. How many how many cases have I opened in my career? It said

[05:58:44] Yeah, three hundred and ninety four. This is a oh my god. Hold on away. So I'm six cases away from being

[05:58:51] mathematically

[05:58:53] Wait chat hold on. I'm six case away from being do chat

[05:58:57] Yeah

[05:59:01] Okay

[05:59:08] Thanks, can you be honest with me for I have a question? Yeah, what's up? Hey? Yeah, so I'm a straight shooter over here

[05:59:13] What's up?

[05:59:14] If you hit a gold and I'm talking listen, and I'm talking dog shit like 50 bucks

[05:59:21] Or or eight thousand dollars. Are you gonna be done with this or you're gonna do it again?

[05:59:27] I mean do I want to be honest like be honest bro it depends like if I get a

[05:59:37] $8,000 gold yeah I'm probably done I'm up on that now's my only goal okay what

[05:59:43] about the other option which is more likely what about the other option which

[05:59:46] is more likely I'm not fucking me you know stop until you get a big boy huh

[05:59:52] Okay, so we gotta but until I get a fucking big boy till I get a

[05:59:57] But like use me also being honest. Yeah, I can say that now logically

[06:00:02] When I do pull a big boy, I'm gonna have so much dopamine coursing through my penis that I'm probably never gonna stop

[06:00:08] I'm probably gonna be opening CS cases for the rest of my life

[06:00:13] You know not every day, but you know

[06:00:16] Some cases are gonna be ripped on this fucking stream

[06:00:19] I think that's about to happen like in the next hour there's gonna be a gold on your screen

[06:00:30] you're gonna be laughing trying maybe come in one more case one more bunch of cases it's

[06:00:36] probably time to get the I was here is rolling I'm six away from being due which is huge

[06:00:41] I got chroma's we load up on fractures

[06:00:52] I'm here. Oh, thanks. I've read hitting a red is one in 156 chance

[06:00:59] So I'm you hit you hit one of those

[06:01:01] Yeah, but I have one of those in 400 so I'm like way off. Yeah, and hitting a stat check read is more

[06:01:08] Rare than a gold. I'm pretty sure all right

[06:01:10] Let me get my I got a okay. Let's reconvene high-fives

[06:01:14] Load up like load this bitch up

[06:01:19] I didn't think we're gonna have on it. I think we're gonna have like 300 cases

[06:01:25] Yes

[06:01:34] That's fractures I

[06:01:36] I mean yeah, this is it. It's our last like go out for the night

[06:01:41] We're not gonna be able to go out tomorrow. I yeah, no way now. We won't we won't because

[06:01:48] Yeah, we won't be able to go out tomorrow, so we're going we're going on a full-on barrage tonight chat

[06:01:58] I'm gonna get the

[06:02:00] check somehow female one more bad

[06:02:03] shoots I won't be on the road to that

[06:02:04] want to see your first gold balance

[06:02:05] want to be there for tomorrow

[06:02:07] especially I won't rip I won't rip

[06:02:09] without you

[06:02:11] let's see where we're at drinks

[06:02:13] let's put that on for like three days

[06:02:14] because then I have to no no no no

[06:02:15] I'm not here tomorrow I'm right here

[06:02:17] Thursday

[06:02:18] all right drinks for it two two ninety

[06:02:20] we were at a thousand so

[06:02:23] let me check it's time

[06:02:25] pay out so bad should we should we

[06:02:27] keep it going or pay to pay out for

[06:02:28] that batch what do you think

[06:02:30] Pay out for that batch because I told them 200. I told them to pay out for that batch. We can run a

[06:02:38] Jinx you inspired me. I'm fat now what I have inspired you you're fat now

[06:02:48] All right, let me try

[06:02:54] I just loaded up what loaded up on the same batch 50 50 50

[06:03:00] so 50 50 50 50 200 200 more 200 more

[06:03:07] all right here we go this is the jinx come on

[06:03:16] alright last 200 uh chat type the I was using to go

[06:03:20] run a new production run a new production

[06:03:23] we listen to music chat these are our last 200 these are our last 200

[06:03:28] Maybe the music was fucking sad.

[06:03:30] Give up on you.

[06:03:31] Hey, see, you gotta think about it, it's coming right here.

[06:03:33] It's one of these cases in front of you right now.

[06:03:36] One of these cases.

[06:03:38] Right.

[06:03:39] It's like the other one.

[06:03:41] Yeah.

[06:03:42] Gotta take the right case, bro.

[06:03:43] Which one are you feeling?

[06:03:47] I always like to enter from the back.

[06:03:53] We just spent a thousand dollars.

[06:03:55] I have a totally trashed mind set.

[06:03:57] I got it!

[06:04:12] It's okay. It's a slow start.

[06:04:21] Remember, don't lose that passion, that fire for the goal.

[06:04:24] things like gotta remember that what we're here for what we said we're here

[06:04:28] bro how much have we spent tonight and then how much we spent total tonight we

[06:04:36] tonight we have spent 2,000 in total we're pushing 5k

[06:04:54] less than a thousand easily yeah but you haven't opened these cases yet so it's

[06:05:04] actually not fair

[06:05:07] I was here in the chat.

[06:05:20] I was here.

[06:05:21] I was here in the chat.

[06:05:22] And it's that truck.

[06:05:23] It's gonna be a gold knife, chat.

[06:05:35] It's gonna be a gold knife chat

[06:05:39] I like this I like this out of you man. You're like a new man right now

[06:05:44] Well, give me about 20 more minutes of blues and I'll be right back where I was

[06:05:49] Like if this shit keeps up, I'm gonna be right back

[06:05:54] Oh, yeah, he case he case

[06:05:59] Yep, yeah

[06:06:02] One guy good case he case

[06:06:07] Yes, bro, this is what we're missing now

[06:06:17] Do different key numbers different like not like case numbers rather than one feels right to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly exactly

[06:06:26] Ever speaking to you though

[06:06:31] I feel like this is not bad, we haven't got blues, we haven't got blues.

[06:06:36] Alright, what do you feel on our bus?

[06:06:41] How about this?

[06:06:44] Bro, usually, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, usually dreams, dreams, dreams are my favorite, but they're just not working.

[06:06:50] Peefer's are pretty good. Listen, I hit two of my knives on Peefer's.

[06:06:55] Okay.

[06:06:58] I got a skeleton.

[06:07:01] I think I got one skeleton.

[06:07:03] What if you rip a quick open one time?

[06:07:05] What if that's not a ram?

[06:07:07] How would you feel?

[06:07:09] Ah, it's probably sad.

[06:07:11] JP's calling, I think. Drinks.

[06:07:28] I wish you the best man, you've done a really good job right now.

[06:07:36] Your job is to walk in the next white-looking column.

[06:07:49] Alright, I'll let him get you down, bro.

[06:07:53] I don't think anyone can put me more down than I am right now.

[06:07:58] I'm gonna make like maybe if someone literally punched me square in the neck.

[06:08:04] He's got the chicken again.

[06:08:07] Oh shit.

[06:08:09] I kind of have a bad feeling about drinks, I don't know why man.

[06:08:13] I think you're 400 deep now.

[06:08:16] Yeah, let's pick it again.

[06:08:18] I think you're over 400 deep now.

[06:08:19] So statistically, you should have probably pulled

[06:08:23] looking that amount.

[06:08:26] But, that means you're also very close, I think.

[06:08:32] Okay.

[06:08:36] Oh, some mathematician in the chat said,

[06:08:38] chance to get a gold in 400 cases is 63%.

[06:08:42] I don't understand how that works, but.

[06:08:45] I'll burn your paper, I'll burn your paper.

[06:08:47] I'll burn your paper still, I think.

[06:08:50] I like that though, I like that.

[06:08:53] Come on.

[06:08:56] Man, no war.

[06:08:59] Also, you haven't had a red today yet in over 200 cases, so yeah, we're getting those odds, too.

[06:09:19] Let's do it again.

[06:09:21] I mean, this is low key. Low key dinks is also my fault because we're watchtowering

[06:09:45] else yes like thanks you should try yes like a simple version you're like yeah

[06:09:50] I mean that's good first and you're like oh maybe up those only and then and then

[06:09:54] that's that after that things I was like yeah there's cases on there you should

[06:09:57] rip some cases he's like oh there's Kate that's not that was exactly the kind

[06:10:01] of thing yeah yeah so it's got a my fault so I guess I owe you $5,000

[06:10:08] you just an update on child and you can't see them so they're typing

[06:10:12] LUL, which is a laughing email. It's a guy laughing at you. Just an update.

[06:10:21] Restart your app. Chummy, dude. It's all superstitious. Ron, mind you, chat. This guy's a streamer, by the way.

[06:10:30] He's just a full-time troll in my chat now, right? Anybody else? Get your licks in. Get your licks in.

[06:10:36] I

[06:10:43] Have a few things in a row and I think I've ever even seen that of course, you know, I'm breezing right past them

[06:10:49] Of course, I'm fucking zipping past them. I

[06:10:53] Was here in the chat. It's gonna be the next five cases. Trust me. Yep. I like that energy. See come on

[06:11:00] You got this bro. You got this bro

[06:11:02] Gold right here right here gold gold gold

[06:11:07] hey oh man I really feel like it's

[06:11:12] coming though that's not celebrate I

[06:11:15] think this is the one right here yeah

[06:11:17] I'll just hand paint that hold on right

[06:11:19] there you can say go at the start of

[06:11:25] the case you can say you can say go

[06:11:27] halfway through the case when the when

[06:11:29] the line is dying down but it's the

[06:11:31] end of the case and the next four gums are gold and or purple you are not

[06:11:36] allowed to say gold high-bives second time

[06:11:41] L-U-L

[06:11:53] Ah, just gonna get him down there.

[06:11:55] Ugh!

[06:11:56] Ah!

[06:11:57] This guy's strong.

[06:11:59] I don't know.

[06:12:00] Every case he's dry right now unfortunately, but...

[06:12:03] All a matter of time, right?

[06:12:05] Should I try?

[06:12:06] Should I try?

[06:12:07] Yup.

[06:12:08] Good.

[06:12:09] You think I'm like yeah, I think we're all the same things out of the right. I'm going to this next

[06:12:16] You're not you're not even in the same chapter. That's broke. Can you get on the same page bro?

[06:12:21] It's like you just have to believe more if you're fucking up. Oh, yeah, you lost all the hope man

[06:12:29] You're with us, bro

[06:12:31] You don't even have to fucking book open the fuck is wrong that track

[06:12:35] Yeah, listen, stat track. There's questions. Say stat track one more time. I'm gonna burn my outstown

[06:12:44] In GTA. I don't give a fuck about the stat track. JP Coleman

[06:12:49] I'm getting kind of bored, can you unbox the knife bro?

[06:13:00] Rob, what the FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO?

[06:13:14] If I have any control over that, any control.

[06:13:28] Alright, it's turning into Yeager Black Eyes.

[06:13:34] It's turning into Yeager Black Eyes all over again.

[06:13:38] Put the gold knife in my ass.

[06:14:12] Oh my god, what did he get, what did he get?

[06:14:17] He spent 30k in real life dollars, let me just put it on him.

[06:14:25] Hey, but Jinxie, you know what the crazy thing is about that story?

[06:14:30] He actually got a gold at the end of it, bro.

[06:14:32] Yeah, he got the gold.

[06:14:34] Well, I'm like a dinner at Arby's? Wow, this is the worst.

[06:14:42] And Jinx, you know what the best thing is bro? He never gave up.

[06:14:45] Oh, a Corabbit marble fade!

[06:14:47] Nope, that's pretty good. That's like 100 bucks.

[06:14:49] Yeah, it's pretty good.

[06:14:51] Not bad.

[06:14:52] He's down a lot, but he's got a gold.

[06:14:55] And it's light at the end of the tunnel now.

[06:14:57] You know what I'm saying? Especially if it was light.

[06:14:59] 100%.

[06:15:04] I'm not going to use it, no one's ever going to use it.

[06:15:30] good one mockingbird that's a great song from Eminem it's not bad it's not a bad song

[06:15:36] I wonder if they were listening to mockingbird while making that

[06:15:40] alright let's stay focused let's stay focused we only have the phone number of

[06:15:45] that game

[06:15:50] 1-800 gambler

[06:15:54] ever need it we're always there brother we're always there to help you

[06:16:00] Re-supply we just did re-supply yep

[06:16:04] This is a reason why we're not working

[06:16:07] Here's

[06:16:10] Pink haha

[06:16:13] Somebody in your chat say re-supply. Oh

[06:16:16] No, no, no the gun you got was named re-supply. Well, yeah

[06:16:24] Because we are currently

[06:16:26] Oh, there's no more

[06:16:29] This is it this is the last to rock

[06:16:33] Listen, it's coming bro. I don't know if you feel it. Yeah, I feel it. I advise I've mine feels it and it's like that's all that matters

[06:16:45] Keep spinning

[06:16:56] someone said first case of my life was hedge maids gloves

[06:17:00] I got another gold and red not even here in cases later

[06:17:04] so hedge maids can be like $50,000 a day

[06:17:09] first case of this fight

[06:17:13] good luck, not bad

[06:17:16] first case of this entire incident

[06:17:20] that's a good idea I can't end until you

[06:17:24] I'm gonna pull a gold.

[06:17:26] Yeah, just hop on it all.

[06:17:28] I end up with like no legs, no bank account.

[06:17:32] But you'd have a gold.

[06:17:34] But you'd have a gold, James.

[06:17:36] You have a knife, Ethan.

[06:17:38] You have a knife so you can just load in the game.

[06:17:40] I'll have a gold and I'll be eating out of a dumpster.

[06:17:46] But you have a gold.

[06:17:50] Listen, that specific skin is actually not bad.

[06:17:54] I don't like it when you just roll right through it.

[06:17:56] Okay.

[06:17:57] Come on, come on.

[06:18:01] Nice catch right here, Dan.

[06:18:04] It's a little well over 400.

[06:18:06] Okay, to this point.

[06:18:07] We're fine.

[06:18:10] We cleared 400 cases in like an hour against us.

[06:18:13] I'm not, yeah.

[06:18:14] I don't know, man.

[06:18:15] Like, it's just...

[06:18:16] I'm not feeling it.

[06:18:18] At the moment.

[06:18:21] This guy's got a nice...

[06:18:23] LUL minus five cash nice bro we got this one again I love this can I get that

[06:18:33] one I don't know beat up yeah I just read out some of the traffic I can't see

[06:18:37] right now no worries bro got you I bet channel points on you getting a gold

[06:18:47] please get it or I will lose points wait wait maybe we could do GTS maybe

[06:18:51] maybe they could give some like motivations.

[06:18:56] How much did you do TTS for the rest?

[06:18:57] Tell us your TTS.

[06:18:59] Guys, 100 bits or 200 bits TTS.

[06:19:01] 200 bits, yeah.

[06:19:02] Just turn it on, turn it on, thanks.

[06:19:04] 200 bits, have I, just do the minimum.

[06:19:06] Okay, 100, okay.

[06:19:08] 200 bits, guys, just send love and positivity, guys.

[06:19:12] Just turn it on, you're up there.

[06:19:13] Like 20 seconds.

[06:19:15] No challenge, send love and positivity.

[06:19:18] Oh, we don't have TTS on this.

[06:19:20] one seconds.

[06:19:30] Jack, remember, love and blast it to the guys.

[06:19:34] Yeah, only that. Let me lower it. I'm going to lower it to 100.

[06:19:38] Yep, 100 bits. And then it's a dollar and then.

[06:19:43] Oh, somebody gave 200. Hold on. He just coming through.

[06:19:46] there. Yeah, 20 seconds every every 20 seconds or maybe every 25 seconds. It's on it.

[06:19:56] 20 seconds. Chat member just love and positive, I guess, right?

[06:20:00] See if this works. Words of encouragement. Do you have any

[06:20:04] methods or techniques y'all want me to do? Just let me know.

[06:20:08] I'm losing my fucking mind. Ah, doesn't seem to be working.

[06:20:12] No worries not gonna get you know discouraging

[06:20:19] Yeah, this is all good, bro last hundred cases. So like, you know, this is

[06:20:24] We can't do any more for 24 hours. So like we're gonna miss all day tomorrow

[06:20:28] This is it. This is the last two raw last hundred cases

[06:20:32] We're gonna be out of here in 30 minutes. So we're either gonna get in the next 30 minutes or we're not period

[06:20:36] the

[06:20:42] the

[06:20:45] the

[06:21:22] of

[06:21:39] the

[06:21:47] Oh you Statrack.

[06:21:50] Yeah man, we need some more Statrack.

[06:21:52] We don't need any more Statrack!

[06:21:55] We need a nice...

[06:21:58] OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[06:22:02] Congratulations on your charity stream for Valor!

[06:22:05] So I said...

[06:22:07] We need some more.

[06:22:08] We can turn it up a little bit, just...

[06:22:10] I said I'll take that...

[06:22:11] Cause I thought it was gonna go into the paint, and then I gotta blue.

[06:22:16] I'm not gonna give you that.

[06:22:22] Yeah, sometimes that happens.

[06:22:26] I'm not allowed to take my left break.

[06:22:36] Yeah, I'm just eating left over.

[06:22:43] Purple.

[06:22:46] Suki, I don't give a fuck! I'm not the pervert!

[06:22:49] Donkey?

[06:22:50] Oh, are you a funny dog?

[06:22:51] You can see shit while I... while I...

[06:22:53] No, I thought you said no to recognizing my gaming addiction.

[06:22:58] You can't know.

[06:22:59] I would be back, and here I am.

[06:23:01] I will find you and make you recognize my attack.

[06:23:05] Sincerely, grind.

[06:23:16] I

[06:23:21] That GPS is going until all the cases are empty. All right, that one

[06:23:29] Okay bunch of Bonnie blues W involvement congrats on the kid that right

[06:23:35] What happened to it? No, it's already I generated there

[06:23:46] Gino Roe right there.

[06:23:53] Ginchkin.

[06:23:54] Cosmic Undescore Roe in 0-0.

[06:23:56] Cheered 100 bits.

[06:23:58] Hey, bald boy, have you tried opening a case with your Johnson yet?

[06:24:02] No!

[06:24:46] I'm only gonna be on Valorant for the uh the e-kittens in the next week or so.

[06:25:03] So you're gonna play Valorant?

[06:25:07] Yeah just find the e-hills.

[06:25:09] There's no getting from you, that's it.

[06:25:14] That's true, you got bonnards.

[06:25:20] That's right!

[06:25:27] You might be the unluckiest human being when it comes to opening CSK.

[06:25:33] You should- you could maybe set a record here.

[06:25:35] I kind of suck.

[06:25:44] Shut the fuck up

[06:25:55] Oh my oh well there you got edged twice

[06:26:00] That would have been so huge, uh, the mere vast eagle.

[06:26:11] Hmm, thanks, sir. I thought you'd just be an actualist, though.

[06:26:14] I'm kind of heating up, yeah?

[06:26:16] Ow, where's where Pops?

[06:26:19] Is it because I lost? Come on.

[06:26:30] What a dummy!

[06:26:32] Frugs, frugs, frugs!

[06:26:43] Jarron donated 100 bits.

[06:26:45] Hey, pigs, would love to pluck your booty hairs with my teeth.

[06:26:50] Uh, mods!

[06:26:51] Remove him!

[06:26:53] Now!

[06:26:56] That's disturbing!

[06:26:57] the same human fact that

[06:27:10] upwards cheered one hundred bits thanks for wasting my time I hate this and you

[06:27:16] I'm not trying to waste your time like I'm trying to

[06:27:21] You don't have the keys for this.

[06:27:32] I mean, go refill.

[06:27:39] I'm going to refill the keys.

[06:27:45] Oh.

[06:27:46] Actually, out of keys. Again.

[06:27:51] We got 300 for extra keys

[06:27:53] How many cases do I even have like we're gonna be out of here?

[06:27:59] It's I mean it's now or never chat. It's later right now or never. You just go through another thousand dollars that quick

[06:28:07] Well, I'm sure that I'm this core kills on this poor cheered 100 bits go to a a fatty

[06:28:13] Okay, you have a lot you have a lot. Come on. I'm not even close, bro

[06:28:16] No, I'm saying like this is it like we're gonna react on keys

[06:28:21] like we have about I don't know 80 cases left good job I'm out this is the last

[06:28:29] like chance we'll be able to open up for us up the store pundit's core chid 100

[06:28:36] big us jinx see things called a hundred gambler only yeah you believe it all

[06:28:43] like what percentage of capital

[06:28:46] Uh, zero.

[06:28:47] Chat, after we, uh, miss these last 80 cases and get nothing,

[06:28:52] um, I'm gonna call 1,800 Dan Burr and then answer it.

[06:28:57] Could just call him now and fucking say fuck the cases.

[06:29:00] SMITTING IN THE CHEERS 200 BITS.

[06:29:02] Open the menu, we're gonna get one, we're gonna get one.

[06:29:04] Mrs. Blue will never leave.

[06:29:08] Alright.

[06:29:10] He's safe.

[06:29:11] Or whatever.

[06:29:12] We good, Amos?

[06:29:13] Yeah.

[06:29:16] Jesus looks for Sai-Uchid 100 bits, dear Jinx, can you unlock the dome real quick?

[06:29:34] Jinx, who's a gambler that's like been through this, bro, I think you need to talk to them.

[06:29:46] Like toky bro

[06:29:50] What do you think you would say

[06:29:52] May 0 ff on discord cheered 100 bits. Hey jinxed see I really hope you pull a gold

[06:29:59] It'd be really cool to see I bet my channel points on you losing so unhappy either way hate from Michigan

[06:30:06] Why why tag that in at the end?

[06:30:09] Toky, I'm gonna call toky right now if he picks up

[06:30:16] I don't have to. I'm also in my fucking concert.

[06:30:26] Transforters have cheered 100 bits. You've got this to be done.

[06:30:30] I think we just called a gambling hotline. How about CTFs?

[06:30:41] Didn't Lacy do it?

[06:30:42] I think Lacy did it.

[06:30:46] I need the game to come out.

[06:30:53] I need the game to come out.

[06:30:56] I try.

[06:30:57] I think it's just over.

[06:30:58] I'm sorry.

[06:30:59] We have like, what, 70k?

[06:31:06] Yeah, I think it's just over, guys. I'm sorry. We have, like, 17 pieces left.

[06:31:16] Maybe low, still.

[06:31:18] Inches of stuff.

[06:31:19] Hey, Jimmy, can you do a Bonnie blue box?

[06:31:23] How do you want me to do that, man? Legitimately. Just give it a go.

[06:31:26] get pretty blue up in here get pretty blue

[06:31:40] I literally do this cave right here

[06:31:42] What the hell cheered one hundred bits? Can you do a camel's case?

[06:32:01] Flicks are getting... Flicks are getting progressively angry here. Listen.

[06:32:06] You gotta not...

[06:32:07] He stopped bringing the clothes by.

[06:32:09] OOOH BANG!

[06:32:10] She's BANGING US!

[06:32:11] OH MY GOD!

[06:32:12] NO NO JINX, LET ME CHECK!

[06:32:14] What's the flow?

[06:32:15] Min-Ware, Min-Ware.

[06:32:17] Okay.

[06:32:19] Let me check.

[06:32:19] He's not even out of the pink.

[06:32:21] Min-Ware?

[06:32:22] Ha ha.

[06:32:24] 16 dollars.

[06:32:25] 16.

[06:32:26] Come on.

[06:32:26] Not bad.

[06:32:27] 16.

[06:32:28] Not bad.

[06:32:29] 18 now bro.

[06:32:30] Keep it up.

[06:32:31] The plongs said to cheer 100 bits.

[06:32:34] Jinx, see what time is the gold coming so I can join before you get it.

[06:32:38] HOW WOULD I KNOW?

[06:32:47] OOOH PINK!

[06:32:50] IN TOOM!

[06:32:51] It's like 15 bucks, Ty. Feel tested?

[06:32:54] Yep.

[06:32:56] Feel tested by the like 8.

[06:32:59] Jackson on this court, N98, tier 100, is this baseball? 7.

[06:33:08] I don't know, I don't know!

[06:33:13] Man, I thought that was the one, bro.

[06:33:18] This one, this one, this one actually.

[06:33:20] This one right here. This one actually.

[06:33:22] Go, go, go! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

[06:33:25] This one, this one, this one.

[06:33:26] This one, this one, this one.

[06:33:27] Go, go!

[06:33:28] Blue.

[06:33:29] Not even that close.

[06:33:30] Not even that close.

[06:33:31] You're doing great.

[06:33:38] Oh, love this can bro. It's like the eighth time you got it.

[06:33:49] Oh, why are you fighting for it?

[06:33:52] It's like...

[06:33:56] Purple.

[06:33:58] Okay.

[06:34:00] One more key.

[06:34:03] This is it.

[06:34:05] Gold.

[06:34:06] Gold!

[06:34:07] Got it there.

[06:34:08] Purple.

[06:34:12] Nope.

[06:34:16] It's a name training actually.

[06:34:19] Probably can't click it.

[06:34:21] Yeah, I'm going to the face.

[06:34:22] I'm going to the face.

[06:34:23] Holy shit.

[06:34:24] Two thousand six strikes streak incoming.

[06:34:26] P.

[06:34:27] Open.

[06:34:28] Open the face.

[06:34:35] Blue.

[06:34:36] not even waiting out the animation work

[06:34:42] you pre-fired a clothesline

[06:34:46] just open cases

[06:34:52] for the octopus

[06:34:55] like a crumbone

[06:34:58] bro this is actually kinda crazy

[06:35:02] life lives is fun kind of gross

[06:35:10] they might have heard you say you're never gonna stop to get a golden

[06:35:13] in the back

[06:35:16] I

[06:35:19] Bro, it's not a beat oh

[06:35:22] I can't just open the key and a case and it's a go

[06:35:40] Okay, you think it's my fault, you

[06:35:46] I'm going to be honest, man.

[06:35:48] I think it's a good one.

[06:35:50] No, it's because you're bold, pretty old haircuts.

[06:35:53] That's cool.

[06:35:59] Man, I really thought it was it.

[06:36:01] That one.

[06:36:02] So you've said that 55 times!

[06:36:04] I know, just that one, that one really was feeling different.

[06:36:06] Wait, this is it.

[06:36:07] Where that padlock fell off the case, hold on.

[06:36:10] That?

[06:36:11] Aw, purple though, you could feel something, have I?

[06:36:14] I didn't know something about that.

[06:36:18] Oh!

[06:36:20] What's that one?

[06:36:21] I think they're gonna reward you with a good goal for sure.

[06:36:23] Because of how much pain it is to be a player you went through.

[06:36:25] Yeah, I know. I know.

[06:36:26] I think they're gonna give me a $20 goal

[06:36:28] and I'm just gonna literally burn my fucking PC into four.

[06:36:30] That's what's really gonna happen.

[06:37:02] It's for sure.

[06:37:07] Boat in profile cheered 200 bits, let out a simple soft moan before each catch.

[06:37:17] Shut the fuck up!

[06:37:26] Alright, take a second, take a second here, take a second, let's relax. How many cases

[06:37:30] case to be got left. Pressure spiel, pressure spiel, fill the interview.

[06:37:37] You haven't got a dream to be done right here.

[06:37:39] 14, 21, 1 dot bits. Try selecting key then close your eyes when selecting case good luck channel.

[06:37:45] 74, 84, 94, 99 cases left.

[06:37:50] Alright.

[06:37:51] That guy said select a key then select a case and then open it with your eyes.

[06:38:00] Don't throw me those things.

[06:38:03] But, alright, you want the truth?

[06:38:05] I could change about every hundred bits.

[06:38:07] I bet you to not get killed.

[06:38:09] Please don't get killed.

[06:38:12] I don't think that on me can not be a joke.

[06:38:14] Like, do you just hate me?

[06:38:18] Do you guys like watching me suffer?

[06:38:21] I think they are doing this to your account to make you spend money cause they know you've

[06:38:41] You know

[06:38:54] We're gonna get a gold we're gonna get a gold I promise you I promise you what are these cases what are these cases?

[06:39:04] That's a sign that that's a sign of the gold come right now

[06:39:11] first in what it is. I mean, come on dude. Seriously?

[06:39:23] Gold's coming bro, gold's coming.

[06:39:27] There's still the energy bro.

[06:39:28] Gold's not here right now.

[06:39:29] I see a little. It's electric in here.

[06:39:32] BASTARD!

[06:39:32] EEEE!

[06:39:33] BASTARD!

[06:39:39] I don't know how much more I can take of this shit bro.

[06:39:40] Like I... I can't even get the shitty stuff, but I didn't get the shitty stuff.

[06:39:48] I have to get like the absolute bottom of the fucking trash can every time.

[06:39:55] Zyko underscore tier one from the bigs.

[06:39:58] You should name the building, shall I?

[06:40:01] You know how long...

[06:40:03] Oh, and it was like...

[06:40:04] Oh!

[06:40:05] If you spend a hundred dollars, you get sixty back on average.

[06:40:08] That was a fucking lie!

[06:40:10] yeah I mean you're probably like 25 back per hundred oh oh wow you missed the

[06:40:20] red anything thank you thank you I didn't even know I thought I hit the

[06:40:24] my fault listen wait have you ever told the case to stop like on some of you

[06:40:32] Hey man, it could be worse. You've told the case to stop my brails. Oh, wait

[06:40:40] You hear the tea like you guys hear the TTS

[06:40:43] No, it could be worse. You could be bald and I have no eyebrows

[06:40:50] All right, I'm gonna tell the stop on the

[06:40:56] Never a point to stop I do is never

[06:41:02] I have a camera new hobby and never going to stop

[06:41:13] Get my 60 cases and going right here our next case day will be Wednesday there

[06:41:19] I like that, I like that.

[06:41:39] I feel we need it.

[06:41:42] Environment shift.

[06:41:44] I feel something in my bauble.

[06:41:49] There's gonna be a gold in one of these keys.

[06:41:51] One of these left keys.

[06:41:52] You feel that?

[06:41:53] Wait.

[06:41:54] Oh my god.

[06:41:55] Do you see that?

[06:41:56] Wait.

[06:41:57] Jesus.

[06:41:58] I believe that you will get it.

[06:41:59] I love you bro.

[06:42:00] I love this one.

[06:42:01] Not yet.

[06:42:02] That's premature.

[06:42:03] We have six.

[06:42:04] We have six.

[06:42:05] One of them.

[06:42:06] Stop.

[06:42:07] Oh.

[06:42:08] Thanks.

[06:42:09] Nice.

[06:42:10] Good stuff.

[06:42:11] stop oh wow that I'm never seen a more be enough skin in my entire life let's

[06:42:28] get out right I mean zero but I would never buy this look it looks like who's

[06:42:34] buying this in the right mind so that maybe there's buyers out there though maybe

[06:42:38] Maybe people like Ugly KO Factory, Battle Scarred.

[06:42:43] Someone in the chat said 20 cents.

[06:42:45] The worst one in that big is 20 cents.

[06:42:50] I'm off!

[06:42:51] I'm off!

[06:42:52] Let me just tell you, bro.

[06:42:55] Let me just tell you.

[06:42:56] It's probably not.

[06:42:57] Probably four bucks.

[06:42:58] Probably four bucks.

[06:42:59] It's three bucks.

[06:43:00] Three bucks.

[06:43:01] The win.

[06:43:02] But the gold is in one of these keys, bro.

[06:43:05] I feel it's so perfect nice. I was also really scratched

[06:43:14] It's stop method work

[06:43:19] Purple that's a purple purple that's correct

[06:43:23] Do that

[06:43:26] There's a goat in one of these three

[06:43:28] I

[06:43:36] Told you guys

[06:43:42] Gold gold gold also play Valorant good luck

[06:43:52] That was definitely a cheaper game holding top

[06:43:55] I

[06:43:58] Pull

[06:43:59] That was your best string of cases like you had pink into like four purples

[06:44:11] I could look I think you have like you so much

[06:44:17] Worth of debt

[06:44:19] Can we read out or are we just done yeah, yeah, yeah, I finished the cases bro. No, no, no

[06:44:24] We can finish these ones these promise. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could buy I could buy you a

[06:44:30] Nobody some things

[06:44:32] There's a golden here you found lucky that

[06:44:39] Stuff for seniors cheer the other way up it's chopped like a little perfect

[06:44:49] or like 60 more, maybe more.

[06:44:54] Okay, I could re-up on some of these dreams.

[06:44:57] Do you want dreams or fever cases more?

[06:44:59] Dreams, fever cases are fucking hate.

[06:45:03] How do you, it doesn't matter.

[06:45:05] Set us on the score, chaired 100 bits.

[06:45:08] Can't lose if you never quit.

[06:45:09] Perfect.

[06:45:10] Yes.

[06:45:11] You can lose, you can actually lose your house.

[06:45:14] See how much money we got.

[06:45:17] Not bad, Jinx.

[06:45:18] There we go.

[06:45:21] I think that's all the keys we can get though.

[06:45:24] Now we can get to the fractures.

[06:45:26] Fractures bet.

[06:45:27] Get the fractures and get the keys.

[06:45:28] Two, four, six, seven, eight.

[06:45:30] Get to chill at 100 bits.

[06:45:31] 11.

[06:45:32] John Kirkwin and I believe in you if not spend more than that.

[06:45:37] I'm not spending anymore.

[06:45:38] I'm done.

[06:45:40] I can't.

[06:45:42] Listen, listen, bro.

[06:45:42] This is it.

[06:45:43] You need a positive approach to these final cases.

[06:45:46] You got to be like, you know, pepping your step,

[06:45:48] you gotta believe you can get a gold.

[06:45:50] I need justice!

[06:45:52] I need Saul Goodman!

[06:45:54] And I need a lawsuit now!

[06:45:56] Fuck that!

[06:45:58] Fuck that!

[06:46:00] I need Saul Goodman!

[06:46:04] Wait, did you go through

[06:46:06] $2,000 of cases and keys today?

[06:46:08] Yes! Yes!

[06:46:10] Yes!

[06:46:12] I think, hopefully, they let this go,

[06:46:14] but this is literally it.

[06:46:16] the top off thirty one dollars and thirty four cents

[06:46:20] let's see

[06:46:20] check it's not cheap two hundred bits please stop there's going to be a few left out but

[06:46:25] i did a majority of it because it's like all of the fever

[06:46:30] oh i got to climb

[06:46:34] you got to climb

[06:46:37] we're not even like

[06:46:38] allowed to open the

[06:46:40] how many cases can we open and how many are going to go up there

[06:46:44] let's see

[06:46:45] So all of the fractures...

[06:46:52] So I believe all of the fractures you can do...

[06:46:57] All of these you can clean these up...

[06:46:59] Just go jerk off. We're not getting a go. Next. You don't wait. You said you want to go goon or what like just go goon

[06:47:06] We're not gonna bullshit. Peace out. Enjoy your night. Enjoy your good

[06:47:10] Okay

[06:47:11] Yep, we can finish off the fractures fractures down here

[06:47:14] You can finish off the dreams of nightmares and we can finish off and I'll be doing she did one hundred

[06:47:19] Which I don't think you touched the clothes

[06:47:20] I don't think you touched the clothes

[06:47:22] I don't think you touched the clothes

[06:47:24] But yeah, bro

[06:47:26] There they go

[06:47:29] I

[06:47:31] How many cases do we have left?

[06:47:37] Yes

[06:47:44] Yeah

[06:47:59] uh-huh

[06:48:00] Wait before you get off though you gotta look at how many cases you opened and how many blues you got bro like it like all the stats

[06:48:06] I want to see this

[06:48:09] You have that sight right have it

[06:48:12] um

[06:48:15] Like the side with all the stats

[06:48:19] Yes, yes, yes

[06:48:29] I got a stat to attack Nightwish's skin in $50 of casings.

[06:48:45] Oh no.

[06:48:47] You had no red today too, that's kind of unlucky.

[06:48:55] A lot of single red

[06:48:59] Actually like very unlike yeah, it's a physically like

[06:49:03] Pretty difficult have happened

[06:49:06] 106 gold in the next 100 cases or so red heart emoji

[06:49:16] I really don't know

[06:49:25] You pulled a stat crack and ping, right?

[06:49:34] That was 0.32% chance of pulling that.

[06:49:37] A knife, a 0.25% or 2.6% so you basically pulled a knife.

[06:49:42] Wasn't it worth $3?

[06:49:44] Yeah, but that's the size of the point.

[06:49:50] That probability was like more or less the same.

[06:50:20] I was driving by the old playground the other day and he seemed you weren't chasing kids around

[06:50:36] I hope you get help soon.

[06:50:42] How many left? I like 50.

[06:50:44] I like 50.

[06:50:52] I'm still like processing something to ask for what's happening.

[06:50:57] We got it, like when we're out of cases, we gotta get a case counter.

[06:51:01] You will pull a gold I promise all over yet

[06:51:06] Don't go go go go go

[06:51:09] Oh not over yet. Come on. You gotta believe it

[06:51:16] All right, everyone inside mass manifest the gold here close your eyes and think of a gold popping up in the next case

[06:51:22] I guarantee it's gonna work

[06:51:25] It's gonna work shared 100 bits. This is the best anti-gambling add-on

[06:51:31] Yep, thank you.

[06:51:32] Yep.

[06:51:33] Take it that way, bro.

[06:51:34] That's fucking great.

[06:51:35] Great.

[06:51:36] I have lost, I think, 90% to 95% of all the money I put into this game, literally.

[06:51:46] Yeah.

[06:51:47] Probably 90%.

[06:51:48] Orderly Hydro, cheered 100 bits, your never-getting-goalty-ball's-chart.

[06:51:57] mods uh the people that are typing gold gold gold i appreciate it mods can we ban the people

[06:52:02] that are typing blue blue blue like mods come on well like why are these guys the lab types

[06:52:08] they're like they like despise me

[06:52:17] as i am zero nine one one two one hundred basis page in c on the little board can you skip to

[06:52:24] the park where you get to go shut the fuck up I mean if there's no gold here

[06:52:29] there's no way there's not a gold Wednesday right $2,000 on Wednesday

[06:52:32] there's no way there's not a gold there brother you might want to do some

[06:52:35] research on my alpha pack opening stick I've been trying to get that track

[06:52:40] let's look like that

[06:52:44] I don't care about the stack

[06:52:47] no one needs to track this nap, no one's gonna use it

[06:52:51] look on the bright side though that was one of them yeah always look on the

[06:53:00] bright side

[06:53:21] What is this good is it good? Let me see. Let me see. What's that? What's that?

[06:53:24] Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Everybody shut up!

[06:53:29] Okay, let me check the where yeah

[06:53:33] Look speed up

[06:53:35] Oh, no, don't tell me

[06:53:37] Oh

[06:53:38] Deliver them to me and deliver them to me. So what is it? What is it? What's the way?

[06:53:41] Field testing. Oh, fuck

[06:53:45] Let me, I think I'm gonna break it, you girl.

[06:53:48] What do you think it's worse? What do you think it's worse?

[06:53:50] First off? Yeah

[06:53:52] I know

[06:53:54] There's been a lot of times over the past four years where you fucking hit this is not one of the times

[06:53:59] I know, I know

[06:54:00] That looked to me straight up

[06:54:01] No, Dixie, I want your...

[06:54:03] What's your perspective on this knife right here?

[06:54:05] Examine it, bro

[06:54:07] You know, look at the handle

[06:54:09] Look at the way it looks

[06:54:10] I was the person who started playing the game three days ago

[06:54:13] It's not that shiny

[06:54:15] That's one

[06:54:16] one it looks pretty beat up I know the expensive knives are like glowish I'm

[06:54:22] gonna be honest I unfortunately think this is probably $200 okay okay 300 you

[06:54:30] know what this is probably $400 okay okay which is fine I'm fine with that

[06:54:37] right the final price for your knife $113