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The candy shop, I've lived till it could not be stopped.
But y'all can hear the intro, fuck!
Stop tapping plus 113, we're not doing this.
I already saw him in the offline chat
before I even went live.
Get that, get that weak shit out of here.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
So stupid.
I take you to the candy shop, I look to the galala shop,
go to the girl, don't you stop, you go on to get the spot, whoa.
I take you to the candy shop, whoa.
I don't know if it's the one or the other.
I like to spend it on the spot.
Come on.
I take you to the candy shop, whoa.
You got to have it your way.
How do you want it?
Should I back that thing up,
or should I push up on it?
How do you want it?
Yo, I'm already seeing bullshit in the chat! All ready! Not even one song into the stream!
MOTS! Time out the idiots typing plus 113! You are not fucking funny at all! At all!
And that's the first thing we're gonna talk about.
Crates, yo' crispy toast, leave me alone, leave me alone.
You got to like demons, no more cases, none.
Listen, I spent $5,000 on CSGO, $5,000 on CSGO
with one goal, one simple goal to pull a gold.
I finally pulled the gold, and it's worth $113.
I'm done.
I'm fucking done.
It's not, I hate when people say gambling, it's not.
It is a crime ring.
It is a crime organization.
You can't win.
You can't win money on CSGO.
It's not, it's not gambling.
At least in gambling you can win sometimes.
Like fuck!
You know what I'm saying?
If I go to the casino and play Blackjack,
yeah, I'm gonna lose like 58% of the time.
But at least I can win 42% of the time, right?
When you play CSGO,
you win 1% of the time!
And lose 99%!
It's not gambling!
It is a crime organization!
So no, I'm not opening cases tonight!
But I will tomorrow.
but I will tomorrow.
Wait, stop.
Jixi, Jixi, why are you open case tomorrow?
It's a scam, it's a scam.
Jixi, it's a crime organization.
Jixi, it's a crime ring.
Jixi, it's a crime.
I'm not going out like that.
I'm not going out like that.
A $100 gold, I'm not going.
Hi guys, what is this?
Hi guys, what is this?
Val has been hit with a second lawsuit
over its loot box system in Washington.
The complaint argues that the system
uses the same psychological mechanics
found in casino games.
Boom!
Washington, we're rooting for you!
Put these motherfuckers in jail!
Washington, we're rooting for you!
Brother, back to my horror story.
I spent five in his thing.
I'm not gonna stop like you.
This is bad.
Either cases get banned in Florida or I'm not gonna stop.
I spent $5,000 on CSGO cases over the last three days
with the goal of getting one gold.
I finally get the gold after 500 or 600 cases.
And it's a $100 gold.
It's a $100 gold.
So I'm not doing cases today.
Why? Why am I not doing cases today?
You guys want the fake reason or the real reason?
Let's just get to the real reason.
I would do cases today,
but I'm literally on a 24 hour suspension.
I'm literally on a 24 hour suspension.
Why is the light hitting my green screen like that?
God damn it!
But yeah,
Liverpool lost the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Highbites, put up the score at the Liverpool game.
Liverpool lost?
To what, down the tachyrate?
Highbites, pull it up!
You've got to be fisting me, you've got to be fisting me, high fives, get that shit
out of my face.
Well the price went up, it went up two dollars.
So, let me make myself clear.
If you type plus 113, you're banned.
If you type falchionite, you're banned.
If you even type the word in the chat, you're banned.
Now, Jinxie, I thought you said you were gonna quit.
I'm not gonna fucking quit, bro.
Valve is going to destroy me to my core.
So hopefully they lose the lawsuit.
Um, but yeah, chat, we got a long road ahead.
It's going up.
Yeah, it went up $2.
So yeah, chat, um, does the knife, what did you say?
What the fuck did you just say?
Whoa, think of it a prime stuff.
Jake, think of it a tier one.
Chris, think of it a prime.
That's how that's, you can tell
we got a bang or stream planned out today as always.
What did you just fucking say?
Jinx, you're looking handsome.
Thank you, bro.
If you be an info, I'll be an info In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you want it to be
Broke with Rocket League!
No, I didn't.
We're playing RLCS with Stoppin' and Squishy literally on Friday.
Also, isn't the new season of Rocket League tomorrow?
Jeff, am I crazy or am I crazy?
But isn't the new season of Rocket League like literally tomorrow?
I'll back that thing up. Let's check it out for yourself.
Hold it.
Cheson, this is the Rocket League tomorrow.
Coming in, new folk.
Hi, boys. Put up Rocket League tweet.
Put up Rocket League tweet.
Can you play Agarro today?
Yes!
Agarro, Geogacer, Siege, maybe some Rocket League.
Hi, boys.
What the fuck is this?
Fortnite Debox price change?
The cost of running Fortnite has gone up a lot.
And we're raising prices to help you pay the bills.
Pay the bills.
Pay the fucking bills.
Pay the bills.
You guys have the bills paid for the next thousand years!
What bills could there possibly be to pay?
You guys are trillionaires!
Why has Gattatastra Bay and Liverpool trending?
Probably be honest, Liverpool, what the fuck?
Liverpool, y'all are supposed to win the Champions League, not to lose to Kevin Cantoray!
Fuck!
Like, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Leverable, what the hell?
Chad, I've seen this.
Before the competition heats up in season 22, we wanted to say thank you to our entire
community for playing Rock-A-League and bringing in Hype every day.
You all have to strive to over one million current players for the last seven weekends
in a row.
clips, watch parties and passion we see you Jinxie are all a part of what's
feeling this moment at BiggieBorough Players 10 at the French Mortar number
four this is Rocket League. Now this is fucking wholesome. Appreciate you Rocket
League man. I don't know what like thank you like legitimately thank you bro.
Chat new season tomorrow eh? We gotta play new season. Gotta play new season
tomorrow. We might play some tonight. We got a challenge we're gonna do with
Mingo. Before we do anything, we gotta do some clips chat. Watch the video. It goes over all of the changes. Oh, for real? Wait, let me get my hat
I got to drag my PC over when Rocket League launched over a decade ago.
I got to drag my shit over.
Should I back that thing up?
Should I push up all day?
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
All right!
I'll take you to the candy sh- whoa, what did I- oh my god.
I almost blind opened a Twitter link.
Nine times out of ten, that's literally someone's Johnson.
Lock the lock in.
New Rocket League update tomorrow.
Rocket League 101.
When Rocket League launched over a decade ago, it stood out as a game with a simple premise and an almost infinite skill ceiling.
Over time, the player base expanded on that premise, mastering control and technique,
while the core gameplay elements remained unchanged.
However, there is still room to grow.
Today we're going to reveal four gameplay updates coming to Rocket League,
designed to enhance the player experience,
without altering the core elements that make it special.
First, let's talk about the rank...
OHHHHH!
OHHHHH!
BIG FUCKING NEWS HERE!
...sister.
Currently, your rocket and rank is determined by a hidden number called MMR.
Yeah?
When you interview games, your MMR changes and a rank and division is displayed.
Now, you'll have the option to see your MMR natively on every platform.
Wait, I love this. Wait, I fucking love this!
So you'll know exactly how far away you are from your dream ranks.
Barf! I'm not hitting number one.
Or how far you've fallen in a slump.
So don't worry.
Why show that? No, why show that?
Rocket League, half of people slumped because of your guys' shitty matchmaking.
Look, I don't know if the matchmaking's shared or I'm shared or whatever, but I'll win a game
6-0 and then lose 11-2.
We gotta fix it, bro.
That happens to you.
The next change will help you get right back up.
Train facts have always been a key aspect of improving skill and mechanics in Rocket
League.
Sometimes, they fail to match the randomness of a real-time game, but now you'll have the
ability to tweak randomness attributes.
So every setup, every bounce of the ball, every reactive moment, feels slightly different.
The third change comes to the boost pads.
WHAT?
After they're taken, boost pads respawn in a set period of time, but there's no way
to know exactly when that will happen.
Now, players will have a small vision.
chat votsy fuck, votsy fuck, rewind this bro, rewind the boost pads, rewind the boost pads.
For their third ch- every reactive moment feels slightly different.
The third change comes to the boost pads.
After they're taken, boost pads respawn in a set period of time,
but there's no way to know exactly when that will happen.
Now, players will have a small visual indication to clue them in on when a la-
I love this.
I don't know why they didn't do this before.
I love this.
ArchBooth's pad is close to spawning.
It won't give away the exact timing, but it will make players more aware of what's happening.
Maybe it'll even make them stop camping on the corners.
That's unrealistic, but let me dream.
Last but not least comes the change long requested by the community.
Let's reset Indica.
Okay, what do you mean, like, bro?
I understand, like, this is cool.
Check, what regs can actually flip resets?
Like champ, maybe some really high diamonds?
You feel what I'm saying?
Like, I'm just never gonna be able to...
When flip resets became possible in 2016, it led...
But I think it's a good change, yeah.
Into a revolution in skill-based mechanics.
Now, players will know when they have a flip available.
Opponents will not put this indicator, so fake Flip Resets can still be used effectively.
There's also the option of turning it off completely, which may be useful for spectators.
Or for those of us who have never hit a Flip Reset and never planned so.
With these new features, players will be able to push their abilities and understanding of the game to a higher level.
So what are you waiting for? Your ball-chase machine is waiting.
What do we think chat one out of ten still no word on the trading? I don't know still no word on the trading
Talking about you you why is that about me?
Because somebody ballchases
I mean guys pretty good, bro
Liverpool lost I know I don't need to know about every five seconds. Can you restart the stream? I just got here
If we were to do that for every human being, if we were to reset the stream every time
somebody just gets here, we would never be able to start the stream.
There is literally a vibe and you can rewind if you missed anything.
Why the fuck would we restart an entire stream because you just got here?
It doesn't make any sense, last time I was calling.
Hi guys, any reason why you're calling?
Yo, 113.
Yo, can you fix your fucking green screen before I boost my mind?
I'm getting flashback, bro.
It feels like I'm playing fucking CSGO.
What do you want me to do about that?
Um, fix it?
Oh, I see the problem.
Fuck!
Fixed.
All right. Don't! Don't!
Now what?
You're 113 Rubin and any taste?
No! Stop!
What did you just fucking say?
113?
That's not my name.
And I already instructed every moderator in here
to ban that number from the chat.
Love that number.
So lucky number.
So what do you mean we opening any cases the fuck are you talking about we got it you know get more gold
right 113 is it gonna cover it because we're not gonna call that knife of gold let's call that a yellow
that shit was ass hi guys how do you want me to open more cases if I'm on a 24-hour cool down
surely one more case you can do one key right surely
maybe that one has how much of a fucking addict are you bro legitimately how
much of a fucking disgusting fucking addict are you brother this is like in
high school when some kids like let me rip your vape bro let me rip your vape
get the fuck away from me bro I'm not opening one case just to get some
shitty-ass brew what's the point okay don't be one maybe two I'm not opening
any cases until Wednesday we can wait a day
Bonnie blue collab
Travion first-ever message in the stream
You could have asked a million different things Travion and your first ever message is Bonnie blue collab
Like brother are you a fucking dumbass?
Literally you could not have asked a less valuable question
Have us pick up the phone
Wait, wait, wait, have us.
Your mic's quiet.
I can't hear you.
How about your mic is dead silent, bro.
It's dead.
Your mic is silent.
What are you doing?
Why are you silent join FaceTime
Yo now it's working. Hi guys. Am I meeting this correct?
How did it go up though, I don't understand
Wait, what? Why did it go up?
Um, hold on.
Oh. Oh, I know exactly why, asshole.
What happened?
The chat say, what do you mean, what happened?
It's stat track, high fives.
Pull up my knife.
Okay.
It's right at the doors.
Oh.
Can't pull up your knife.
BAAAAAAAARGH!
No, no, we're good, we're good, gents.
I'm pulling up your knife, bro.
The one you got in your inventory.
The gold gold gold that you got.
That one?
Right there.
You could sell this.
Shut the fuck up!
Hi, guys.
If I sell this for 115, will that recoup any of the losses?
Well, if you sell it for 115, then you're only down what?
What?
4,900?
No, remember I got a $350 AK, so add that to the equation.
Okay.
So what, like 4,400 or 500 around there?
Adding in all the blues that you got,
you got a lot of them.
So, you're, I mean, you're gaining right now, bro.
You said you want to leave a winner, right?
Yeah.
I said I want to be the only profitable case of her in the history of CS. That's what I said.
Those are my exact words on day one.
Do you think like they unlocked your account already?
Five hours.
Oh, DC remember we bought, we inserted $1,000 really late into the night.
So remember it reset, that was at like 10 or 11, last night it reset, so it added $1,000
more.
You do a couple of trade-ups.
Well you're saying we could do cases tonight?
I think, bro. I think. Because, listen, remember, we can't...
Like, not now, but like, 8 p.m. We can do cases.
Um, um, maybe.
When did we start doing cases yesterday? When did we start spending money?
Anyone in the chat time? When did we start spending money?
Because remember, we did three depots.
I'm not doing trade-ups. I'm rather good jobs Dimitri
So we've reloaded right we loaded a thousand a thousand dollars in late into the night
That was at like 10 p.m. 11 p.m. Right and then we use that one thousand dollars during the pack opening
And then we've reduced
Really late into the night. So we have a thousand bucks right now, but you would have to wait
like at 9 p.m. probably so if I want to do a massive case opening 9 p.m.
yeah but you want to see if you have a thousand bucks right now you check check
check how do I check let me check it let me check it
are you a team can be honest are you addicted I'm not I'm not fine I'm
addicted
It says my funds are $18. What do you mean a thousand left over?
Yo, because you're not listening. Remember we deep-plotted late into the night. We deep-plotted
$1,000. That was before yesterday's unboxing. That was at a 10, I'm going to say 1030 just
to be safe because I don't know if it was 10 or 11. So I'm going to say 1030. So
So that was at 1030, so that deep-blooded bruh.
An unexpected error has occurred.
Your purchase has not been completed.
What now?
What fucking now?
I'm not doing a $18 case opening, bro.
It's not happening tonight.
Tomorrow.
We need a night off of cases.
I'm not doing an $18 case opening, high-fives.
What's the point?
Okay, are you sure?
I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
If you want, we could try again at like 9 p.m.
Yeah, I would like that.
But until then, can you stand up, bro?
I'm not, high-fives.
Stop, what are you doing?
Oh, God.
High-fives, what is, stop.
What is this stop? What are you doing? What? What? I don't know what this is
What is this
You need God you need fucking you need God rough you need God. I mean we're opening fake cases now
Goodness gracious my god
You're built like a penguin. I don't even know what that means. Most ungrateful streamer. I
Don't know if you have like a 15 IQ or something
What do you want me to say?
Do you want me to sit here and be thankful to valve that I gave them $5,000 and my return was a $100 gold?
You're like, I'm confused. Do you want me to be grateful for that, bro?
I literally said in the video. Oh, this knife might be $400. I'm cool with that
I was even cool with losing four grand a
$100 gold you want me to be grateful for a $100 gold after spending five thousand fucking dollars on cases
Yes, are you brain dead?
Rob thinking for the prime Cam and thinking about it's your one
Love every second of being here, Jake. High-vives. Get this fucking image out of my face.
Liverpool FC are bad. You guys realize it's the first leg, right? It's not over. It's not over.
Watch CSK's High-vives. No. No more talk of cases. Do I make myself clear?
None!
None!
It's a crime ring!
Fine, I'll watch some.
Fine.
I need inspiration.
I need inspiration.
We're doing a challenge with Mingo in a little bit.
I need inspiration.
Jack!
What video should I look up?
Tell me.
What video should I look at?
What is the best video that I can look at?
Vinland saga.
What?
Best CS case look.
Hi, I'm Azuz.
And in this video, we're going to be looking at the 10 luckiest case openings ever recorded.
Now, but-
Why am I doing this to myself?
There's not going to be a single positive thing that comes from this.
I'm just going to want to open cases more.
And I can't even open cases today.
Like, this is miserable!
When I say luckiest, I really mean two things.
Firstly, you have to get a bunch of golds.
Secondly, those golds have to be really good.
Getting a bunch of bad goals just doesn't cut it.
Yeah, guys, let me say this.
After yesterday, there is like,
just cause something's a gold, doesn't mean it's a gold.
Getting one gold that's really good, like I did here,
doesn't cut it either.
To make this list, you are gonna need both things.
Luckily though, there has been a lot
of case unboxings over the years
and some of them have gone very, very, very well.
So, let's get into things.
Now, this video is not sponsored, but I am going to mention that I buy skins.
DM, we each had 250 Prisma 2 cases, I'd had 3 hours sleep, and this unboxing was winner
takes all.
3 cases in, things started going horribly right.
Jesus and one for I got nine nine nine
Now this be honest it's a pretty average knife the guys were definitely happy for me to
I'm trying to watch like an insane one like a like an insane one
Here we go
Wait, a bra fall for a case?
Oh!
Oh bro, there's just no way.
Wait, don't touch anything.
Does he have like a screen that covers his knife?
Wait.
Fuck dude.
Bro, there's just no way.
Just gotta go.
Wait.
Wait, he's reading it from the description?
The knife is used with her- it's a ceramic.
Oh my god!
Bro.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What does case-harding mean?
Jack, what does case-harding mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
That's the 661 blue jam?
All right!
Should we look at the max win? The craziest unbox so far!
What is he trading out?
Legion of Anubis, AK-47 Nightwish, P250C later, P250C later, M4A4, Royal Paladin.
40 buck knife incoming? No, no, no, no, no.
Guys!
Something good is coming.
He can get a $40 knife from Max.
It's going for the old knives, aka Karambike's hunt.
You guys wanna see the play side?
He knows!
What if I...
Max when there's still gonna be a Max report!
Pattern index 905.
Max boo, this is top five pattern if I'm not mistaken.
This is old.
And the Chinese boss are already chiming in.
Should we look at the Max...
Brother what?
How does O-N-A-N-O?
Oh my God!
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm not crimson web!
You don't show me!
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Yes! Please!
I just don't understand
I don't understand
I don't understand what I'm doing wrong
What's wrong with me?
What's wrong with me?
Mom it's all! Yes!
Fuck!
You can get gloves, wow, that's kind of a cool animation, that's kind of a cool animation.
Polska?
Poliska?
Chalala, you guys are from Poland.
Oh, we should do Geogacer.
Wait, Geogacer or Agarria?
Ooh, Geogacer.
Jack, come on, come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Wait, let me call Mingo.
I'm gonna do this challenge for Mingo a little bit.
Geogacer, Chalala, you're from Poland, dude.
Let me call Mingo.
Yeah, I don't know if we can do cases.
I mean, maybe we can do them like nine.
But I don't know, like high fives.
I don't know, maybe.
Maybe?
Yo, Ming!
I got baited by the phone call.
Yo, why are my phone calls silent
but my face times are loud?
Ming, go talk.
Ming, go talk.
Here, pick up FaceTime.
Bro, when I call on phone, it's quiet,
but when I call on FaceTime, it's not.
Make a good video of it.
Yeah.
Bro, you wonder if that challenge in like 20, 30 minutes?
The servers are like bugging.
I think we can still do it, though.
The servers are bugging?
People are all my testing servers are down.
We might have something to do with customs, though.
I don't know.
Try and see and text me.
Try and see.
I'm going to let you know.
Text me if they're up.
All right.
Cases it is.
We can't do cases, it's not possible!
Deadlocked, I would rather die!
I need to turn off this fuckin' thermal quest.
Hi guys, please figure out how to turn off this thermal quest.
This shit was driving me crazy!
Stop!
Hi guys, help, help, help!
Stop!
Can you not hear that?
Oh my god, it's annoying and sick!
Save, save, save, save, save, save, save.
Good?
Oh my god, it's all fake.
Oh my god, it's off. Thank god
Bro, don't tell me the sea servers are down, bro
Could be a rocket lead day today
Multiplayer tools
Let's go
Because everybody that plays this game fucking cheats. We're cheating to the highest rank. What in the
Chad, if you're from any of these countries, let me know.
My only hope is text on this truck here.
We need text.
Uh, where did the truck go? Where did the truck?
What the fuck is happening?
Hello!
I'm trying to get to the truck!
Somebody in the chat just said, Manchester.
Mots, bam!
There's no room for bullshit on G.L. Gaster!
Mods!
Then the absolute idiot who said Manchester!
Egypt.
Where's Egypt?
Where's Egypt?
Where's Egypt?
Where's Egypt?
I don't know where Egypt is.
Chile!
Wait, somebody in the chat said Chile!
Oh, it's a lock in a rope
The fucking pig that is a pig
That's a fucking pig
How do you already know that help help help help help
London no it's not
I'm him. I'm him. I'm him. I'm him. I'm him. I'm him. I'm him. I'm him. I'm him.
Come on. Block it. Focus. Everybody focus. Everybody focus. Everybody focus.
Japan. No, this is Egypt. Is that just Egypt? Egypt means Egypt. Wait, maybe India?
India? India India India India India
Where is India? There it is.
Chaddy we know where? Nipple Nipple
No Jeper Jeper
Man everyone that's in India! That's Thailand!
This is South America, for real, baby.
Baltimore, what?
Spain.
Well no Chad, it's South America or Spain, because Spain's in Europe.
We kinda gotta know.
It's South America!
It's not time to be pumped up more!
Oruwae!
Oruwae! Oruwae! Oruwae! Oruwae!
Oruwae! Oruwae! Oruwae! Oruwae!
Oruwae! Oruwae!
Come on. Lock it. Come on.
All the way all the way all the way all the way all the way all the way all the way all the way all the way
Why would you guess the exact same thing as me you later old charge
I'm gonna lose this I always choke. I never win this game. I
Don't know there's no text what am I supposed to base my guess off?
I pay only Jersey
Romania
Mother of God! Why do I never win?
It's because y'all fuck around, bro.
It's not Baltimore. Like, say the right shit.
Come as what?
Whatever.
I have a crazy feeling this is like Canada or like Australia or New Zealand.
Unclicking church?
Unclicking?
Is this USA?
Left side of the road.
They're parked on the left side of the road.
I'm
Unclicking church
Unclicking
Is this USA?
Left side of the road
They're parked on the left side of the road
Australia, Australia mate
I'm, no!
Canada! Canada! Canada! Canada! Canada!
Oh Canada!
Oh Canada!
I WAS RIGHT!
Oh I had a feeling it was Australia!
Um, is this like a castle? What country is this?
Holy Aura, this country has castles.
It's not Baltimore!
Shrek's house.
This is Disneyland?
What do you mean Shrek's house?
What, I can't tell if y'all are being dead rats or if y'all are trolling.
This is Shrek's house in Disneyland?
Disney lands what cherry hill new choicey run get out of the chat no no but
are you guys gonna have some strikes how's he know what Disney left the
Florida one no we don't have this one in Florida chat there's only two disney
lines so it's Florida or Cali we're gonna go Cali
I hope you're all right.
Why?
Why the fuck into the Philippines?
You guys have strikes house, Disneyland!
I hate you!
Why do you stroll in every opportunity you get?
I don't know. I don't need my room. I don't fucking know!
Craco, Parochia, San Antonio, Carabiniera, Scoromidio, Satatano, Taranto, Toronto.
Fucking Toronto!
Maybe it's a Spanish-speaking smart part of Canada?
Terranto, maybe?
This is a reach, but you kind of got to reach it this game.
No, this is for Scientalia.
I know it's Italy because of Adetti.
Via Tato l'ingresso, this is Italy.
I know for a five-
Listen, every dollar in my bank account
without reading tab, roll me to me.
No Milan, no Florence.
Every dollar in my bank account is Italy. I guarantee you.
Is he looking for my guest?
You're allowed to steal someone's guest? That's not fair at all.
He's looking for my guest.
What a literal proceed.
I knew it was Italy.
Masai! Masai! Masai!
I don't know if that's in France. Where is that?
Monaco.
I knew it was in Italy. See, I'm not a stupid American.
How am I supposed to guess?
It's a rock!
Where's Rainbow when you need him?
It's not Gatooine!
Tell me so that's in Star Wars, you dumb fuck!
Arizona?
Wait, in the US, we have these things.
My chat's saying Arizona.
Chat?
If you guys said it.
Brother, brother, brother.
If you guys are wrong again, I'm going to come on glued.
Phoenix.
No wrong guesses.
Alright, cool.
Man, everybody.
Just man, everybody.
I'm done reading the fucking.
It's Bolivia!
How did you confuse Arizona?
the fucking it's Bolivia how did you confuse Arizona you guys are horrible
like this
five ja arvatots through before oh my knee get low out Belgium Belgium
Netherlands Germany one of the three Belgium Netherlands Germany one of the
I guarantee.
Amsterdam Netherlands.
Amsterdam Netherlands.
Amsterdam Netherlands.
Estonia?
What do you mean Estonia?
Estonia 100%
Chat, I swear to God, y'all are never right.
Where's Estonia?
Where the fuck is Estonia?
Where's Estonia?
Where's Estonia?
What country is Estonia next to you?
I'm just gonna kill myself I don't know where the one time you guys are right I can't find the country
This is not America. I have been on this planet for 24 years. I have never seen a
Ford car that looks like this in the US. This is not America. Mercedes Sprinter.
I just put 10 guys in a sleeper.
Ah! Language language!
See that? Eat that bus!
Greece! Greece! Help us!
Greece! Has to be Greece!
Has to be Greece!
I don't need to chat! It has to be grease!
It's grease! It's coastal grease!
Coastal grease! If you look at my gas, you're a pussy!
If you look at my gas, you're a pussy!
If you look at my gas, you're a pussy!
I guarantee you it's grease. Hot loss.
I guarantee you it's grease.
I've lost seven of my last eight duels, and I have a chat of thousands of people.
Are you guys fucking dumb, or is it me?
Because I actually don't know.
How can we not win with thousands of lights?
This certainly wouldn't be possible.
This certainly wouldn't be possible, but it is.
If this isn't Norway, I'm shutting off Maxbox.
Well, PC, if this isn't Norway, I'm shutting off Maxbox.
Get me out. I'm not playing this fucking game.
Bullshit fucking game! Bullshit fucking game! Bullshit fucking game! Bullshit! That's fucking
bullshit! That is bullshit! What do you mean Norway Bank and then it's in the US? Get
Get me out of here! I'm not playing this shit!
Fuck you, GEOGESSER!
DON'T SHIT A FUCKING GAME!
Norway Bank and it's not Norway!
Fuck all of it!
I'm not playing that stupid shit, bro!
I'm not playing that!
Fuck no!
Goddamn!
I'm not playing that dumb shit!
Norway Bank and it's not Norway!
What type of bullshit is that?
Can't read chat loss. Yo, hi guys. The chat has five brain cells. The chat was
right one time and it was Estonia. The chat is fucking horrible. Y'all are
terrible at GeoGuessr. Horrible. Are the siege servers up or not?
What's happening? Does anybody know? FIFA. That game is probably the only
game that scams more than CS. I'm not even kidding. FIFA's probably the only game that
scams more than CS. I'm doing one more game. Norway Bank and it's in US. That is a steaming pile
of shit. That's what that is. That's what we call a fake. Just pure deception. And of course
my opponent instantly knows that you asked. There's too many bots in this game.
Call Rainbow. What's Rainbow gonna do, bro?
Update your Geo profile, your bald. Suave. Appreciate the input, bro.
See you on holiday in international code
Fuck it
I'm reading this, like what is this game?
Fuck it
Ph. Yeah, fuck it
Maybe Bangkok tyrant. I
Mean this looks like Thai
Bangkok, Thailand?
Fuck it, Thailand.
Wait, there's a place in Thailand named Fuck It?
Where?
Where?
There's a place in Thailand literally called Fuck It!
Alright, not bad. We are off to a great start. I always start off winning and I lose. So annoying!
You're up, you're up, you're up, you're up.
Casey's Kazakhstan, I know for a fucking fact, Casey is Kazakhstan.
I guarantee you it's Kazakhstan.
I'm so fucking lost in bits!
Come on!
One more!
Get out of my game, kid!
You're not ready, Marcus!
You're not ready, Marcus!
Which I don't know I have to just get I don't know I don't know I don't know like
this was I right
to Africa so big I just guessed the middle every time
Africa I just guessed the middle
He has 90 miles left. He's literally hanging on by a thread. Just close it up. You're up.
This is huge. This is huge. This is huge.
good game easy peasy lemon squeezy get the fuck out of my game Marcus I'm the
best geogacer I'm the best geogacer out of any streamer I didn't even need chat
to that when I don't read chat I win that every time a single time when I
I don't reach out if I win, literally.
I didn't reach out a single time, by the way.
Play this guy.
I already played this guy.
This guy's literally the guy that cheated.
This is...
I'll take it, great start.
Great fucking star buddy.
This time for Africa.
Down, be, down, be, down.
Hey, hey, waka, waka.
Jurassic Park, RS.
Any country, RS?
I mean...
We are open.
Welcome to Argentina.
Argentina
Argentina
Cordoba, Argentina
Yes, yes
I'm playing so good. It wasn't our cheer though. Come on
Hey, I don't reach out that way. Y'all are literally the problem. I hope the chat you guys just saying New Jersey
Through us
Why is this kid typing each other? Why is my thing not moving? Is this a bitch? I can't move. What is this?
Bellaroos
I swear to God he's cheating. Like I...
Guys he guessed in five seconds. There was no information I would have given away coast to reach.
What the f**k is this?
The Rockies.
The bottom.
Where's the bottom?
Don't know who I want.
You're the one I want.
Never said I don't.
That's that.
How the f**k is he close?
He's just a little boy.
He's just a little boy.
He's just a little boy.
He's just a little boy.
He's just a little boy.
He just turned on his cheat watch out fast he gets this gift with a pussy. I really hate this kid. Watch out fast he gets it watch
So I'm not allowed to move and I'm in the middle of nowhere
Stop saying Arizona it's not Arizona
This looks like somewhere where I could literally get kidnapped and no one would know.
This is the middle of fucking nowhere!
There's a one-way road!
Macedonia.
Mom, it's the guy that said Epstein Island.
That's not in Geogazer.
Guys, I'm gonna keep it a bug. I don't know where Macedonia is.
Guys, I don't know where Macedonia is.
Turkey. I've seen a lot of people saying turkey, so I'm just gonna say turkey, because
There's a lot of them that are saying turkey.
Oh, I can't find turkey.
Alright.
I'm not even gonna lie to you.
I K the car.
I know you can hear me because you're just in the stream, it's the second time I've played you in 10 minutes.
I fucking despise you.
Because when you don't cheat, I destroy you.
But then, like, you just randomly, instantly fucking click on the country in a second.
I pay the car. You're the biggest pussy in the history of gaming, and I'm not kidding.
Like, I genuinely hate you.
Did you win? What do you think?
Did I win? I lost!
It's not Utah, Carter Carter, how would it be Utah?
I don't know what I'm saying, but it's not French!
Chet, that's not French!
Remember that you're a racist.
Japan does not France.
Don't pay attention to me.
Wait, that might actually be France.
No, that might actually be France.
Alright, Chet.
Masai.
Y'all said France, I really hope you're right.
Why aren't you able to just steal a gas? I don't- I don't understand.
Does anyone even know what- what is the country?
Guys, how is that in India if it says estakiyo like a jarred you guys fucking stupid
How is it India if it says estakiyo?
Or this is like South America
Indonesia wait, I actually see the vision on that one. I kind of agree. I agree. I think it's Indonesia
Indonesia!
Indonesia!
YES!
Give me 2000 miles right there.
3,000 miles right there it's yeah, why would you say India like y'all are dumb
Is this the only clue I'm getting fuck I'll just guess right now
So there's a road
It is a one-lane road.
Oh, here we go.
No, no, no.
Turquoise.
Turkey.
Maybe Turkey, right?
Maybe Turkey.
Turquoise.
Where is Turkey?
Where is Turkey?
What country is Turkey closest to?
Greece? Turkey's closest to Greece?
Oh my God, I love you, Chad, I love you.
I'm gonna... This is Turkey. It's gonna be Turkey.
Because the bus has turkeys, turkeys.
Gimme one!
Turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey.
Let's fucking go!
I always start out winning and then I lose.
Come on.
Rho, Rho, Romania! Rho, Romania! Romania!
Blue caress. Gimme, gimme it, gimme it, gimme it, gimme it, gimme it. It's gotta be Romania.
I'm surin' of it!
Fuck, he knows. He knows. He knows. He knows. He knows.
Is he fighting the streets?
I'm closer.
Merrante Municipal Realto Santos Dugamer.
Where? Where in Brazil? Where in Brazil? Bro this is like a Brazilian space station I think.
It's like rockets. Albert Einstein.
Rio. Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
Rio? De Janeiro, Brazil. Can we get our first ever exact guess?
Every inch matters come on that's what she said
Wait, he found it. He found...
He found Rio... Bro, Brazil is huge!
And now I'm losing!
Australia, New Zealand, maybe? New Zealand, Australia? Oceania?
It's not empty in Ireland!
Florida Keys?
Do you think it's the keys?
I've never been to the keys.
Let's look at the water.
Wait, the water is clear.
This couldn't be the keys.
Do you guys want me on to something?
It's not the keys, what the fuck?
Ruta Busser undankt.
It's like Germany.
Denmark?
Denmark West Coast.
Everything will be right.
Denmark West Coast.
Fuck!
No! Don't take me away!
I'm still alive.
Oh my god, this guy's so good!
Grisko.
The guy that said Denmark saved my life.
Pay by phone.
Download mobile lab.
It's English.
Bro, is this a crazy gas but I think like Costa Rica.
Miami police.
This is Miami.
Wait, what?
What?
What's? What's?
This is 100% Miami.
Miami police. Where in Miami?
Anybody know where in Miami?
We need to get this exactly correct!
Dexter.
Wait, this is... This is Dexter!
This is Dexter Morgan!
Bay Harbor!
God damn it! You're the Bayhopper Butcher!
West Palm.
Bro, if it's West Palm Beach, we'll literally mob this guy.
I've never been to West Palm Beach, but I played against Socrates, you prepare?
Yes, I'm closer!
How is he still alive?!
It was not West Palm Beach, it was just Miami. I overthought it, bro.
Vodacon.
Full volts.
KFC.
Africa but where, where in Africa, where in Africa, where, where?
Somebody talk, quick.
South, south.
A lot of people in the chat are saying South Africa, the bourbon?
You got it exactly right. Wow.
How did he get the insight? I don't understand. How is that a silver player?
How is that a silver?
He lives there no that guy was from Germany his things that
Mingo are the servers up
I'm not doing cases shut up
Tata, these servers are down, y'all.
Press U24, cheer them up.
One hundred bits.
Love the account.
Wait, FaceTime.
Yeah.
Our server is up or down?
I don't know.
I thought we were gonna check!
I'm in a right game on all in four.
Wait, but if you're in a game, that means they're up, no?
The thing is, I've been in the game like the whole four hours I was streaming, I hadn't been kicked out.
Are you in the game? Just load in and give me the load in.
Alright, let me see if I can do a TDM.
If you can do a TDM, you can probably play it.
Where's TDM?
There it is.
Alright, let me see if I can get a TDM.
Check the services up, y'all.
It's up, it's up.
Let me see, let me see. See if I can get her.
Wait, what is this, Emote? Hi, guys! What the fuck is this?
Why is this an Emote?!
Gucci, what the fuck?!
No, servers are good, Mingo. Let's do it.
High-fives! We need five diamonds, okay?
All right, where are your works?
Huh?
It works?
Huh?
It works?
Yes. We...
I'm gonna do it after my work.
What's the score to your game?
Do it soon.
Fall, guys. Chat, fall, guys.
All right, Mingo, I'll see you in ten minutes.
High-fives, five five diamonds.
High-fives, five five diamonds.
Ball guys baby!
Chetville do one or two games of ball guys with TTS.
Have you ever been so I don't know?
Yeah, yeah.
Chad it's time for the return dude.
Of this demonic fucking game.
Have a sprung TTS.
Mods are predictions. Will Jinxsy get the win.
K-Sode 1-3 in a row? God, K-Sode's so fucking cool.
I mean, how do you have that much aura? Literally. Literally.
Three games of all guys in a row. That's like a mathematical anomaly.
Boticillin Bandit cheered 100 bits. Hey Jinx, see do we have the Gummotham later?
See I should have known just off of your username that you're gonna say some stupid shit.
I should have instantaneously known. Boticillin Bandit, go bro. Go to church. What does that mean?
perfect this one's all about staying even this one's all about staying even
and not putting too much weight on but a kill inf bandit cheered 100 bits
hi jinxed see can you do a stream where you rub your tip
chat I'm always down to take actual stream suggestions
You know, it's a shared 1500 bits. Hey, Jinxed C. I am sorry that most of your followers are creepy and weird.
I genuinely hope you are having a great time. Love you, Jinxed C.
Thank you, man.
Every time I'm streaming, I'm having a great time, dude.
Go up, go up, go up. Don't fall! Don't you dare! Don't you dare! Don't you dare!
Alright, come on!
67 underscore easy money underscore 67 cheered 100 bits, you are the worst part of my day.
What?
Bro is this thing ever gonna turn or what?
Jesus Christ!
I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK?!
IT WAS STRAIGHT LIKE A BORD FOR A MINUTE!
WITH NO LAY ON IT!
DIRTLESS COFFISH 69,800 BITS!
A HUMPTY DUMPTY THAT FELL OFF THE WALL!
NICE GOLD LAST NIGHT!
LOSER!
mods we could just ban him, I mean he's clearly not gonna be posited in the chat whatsoever
this like, clearly this guy just wants the absolute worst for the world
Yo, um, Able, why are you typing a phone number in the chat?
Get back!
You're so fatty, Baldi, plus 113.
When are you collabing with Joe Bart?
I think at the end of April, Joe's gonna come to the corner.
It's not like 100% though, but I think.
all right wave 2 let's go top 20 yeah top 20 not bad not bad not bad
give us a god cheered 200 bits you look like a fall guy and stewed
no i'm not built like a blob but so i'm gonna have to disagree with that bro
i'm actually kind of a chat
One gave a fall guys, we gotta teach you.
Number 2B5 in diamonds, we're gonna go to the left.
Playg underscore of underscore, let's cheer to 200 bits.
Hello jinxed, he just wanted to say that I am excited to see you play at the charity
match.
And to see you fall again.
What type of next level of hating bullshit is that, bro?
What type of next level hating fucking bullshit is that bro?
P7 it cheered 200 bits, can you say Jacob please hop back on?
Jacob please hop back on.
Brother just called it.
Nice top 14, let's fucking go!
Well, dare I say I was here?
Now, now that I've said it, I'm going to die first.
Okay, watch, this one's going to be...
Outsell cheered 100 bits.
Junko, are you able to shout out my mate?
His name is Youngston.
Shout it out, Youngston.
Chad, this one's going to be Count the Fruit,
guaranteed slime climb, not bad.
This one's pretty easy.
It depends though if I get grabbed at certain parts this one's really hard
Stop it. You're cheered 200 spits jinxed see can I clap your cheeks cause him kind of hard from her live
Gonna be a strong no on that
Yeah bro, your name's butt tickling bandit butt, get out of the chat, literally.
you
Scrotex cheered 200 bits jump jump jump jump
No
No no no no no no no no no no.
Don't go near the slime!
Time doesn't matter on this. It's all about NOT dying.
Time does not matter on this one.
Jack-attack five thousand seven hundred and ninety three cheered one hundred bits.
Congrats on the baby with Bonnie Hade from Virginia.
Shut the FUCK UP!
GET UP THERE YOU LIL SHIT!
Why's there a fan?
Don't use under score, chill round hundred bits
Sewooo
Ah Your mosque
You
Why oh
No way
Dec ide
You
publish
cryptocurrencies
No
Fuck
Like
Arar you are all you are all you are all
Why the sun randomly just spotting underneath my feet while I'm in there. What's with the bullshit is that?
Turn off your death brah
Crow's here.
God damn it, I hate Fall Guys.
God damn it!
All right, Chad, is Mingo ready?
Just do one game of warm-up.
Chad, we're about to attempt, like,
literally the hardest challenge in the history of this game.
Two champions versus five diamonds.
Lock the fuck in!
You are a...
2 champion vs 5 diamonds dude.
You punch like a girl.
One champ you mean.
1v5.
No chat, it's not one champ because it's me and Mingo.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Whiskey, they go to the crime.
Resident Evil win.
I don't like scary games.
They're too scary. Hellcat, think of the bottle. 1v6. It's not going to be a 1v6.
It's not going to be a 1v6, bro. Just have them atop to your player.
Clay in, think of the bottle.
I like Twitch, think of the bottle. Simsie with the tier one. Simsie, think of it as tier one.
Unworking, think of it as a primer. Muffins, think of it as a primer.
I'm up in that, appreciate you.
No chat, like the next story game we're gonna play on this stream is GTA V.
What?
Mouthery, think of it or not?
Show Hard, think of it or not?
Dinkley, think of it or not?
Bob, think of it or not?
Bob, appreciate you.
No, like that's a lot.
Nice Widow speak?
The fuck?
Notice me poppy. Yo YouTube by the way.
YouTube I got a new announcement.
I'm never ending early on YouTube again.
I've read the comments on the YouTube live streams and people are like bro!
Stop editing on YouTube.
I like to watch on YouTube because I like to watch my TV or whatever.
I'm done ending early on YouTube.
I'm only going to play music at the start of my streams.
I'm never going to play music throughout the streams.
You have my word. I'm done being a chud muffin. All right, YouTube chat. Can I get some W's out of the YouTube chat or what?
I'm never ending early again. I'm done being a fucking chud.
Hey, I'm seeing some W's. Good boy. What do you mean good boy?
Play Fortnite. I'd rather be punched in the face.
We are about to attempt the hardest challenge in Rainbow Six Seats since time to warm the
I'm gonna fuck that.
God, I'm so good at this fucking game!
Type cap, get banned.
No, YouTube, I got you all.
YouTube, when Twitch ends, YouTube ends, alright? Every night.
Aside, I'm gonna do my intros onto it just cuz of music.
Nice spawn point, still get absolutely fucking dunked on.
Hush it, shut up kid.
What do you mean hush it?
Don't get ahead of the enemy.
Why peek?
Why ever peek?
Chat, what about a flawless TDM game?
Have y'all ever seen that before?
I mean, how is my timing actually that bad?
Legitimately.
But how is my timing actually that bad?
1000-bitty-titty donation from Saddo.
Do you think the Para 308 is better with suppressor or extended barrel?
What is the Para? Bravo's gun?
Bro, are you going to be honest?
It's probably better with the extended burrow, but I like using suppressor because of how
it sounds.
Bro, suppressor is just like, you just play confident.
Mott, time out the people typing 113 now!
James, thank you for the prime, James, appreciate you, baby.
I'm busy right now, can you stream later on?
Are six packs, I have to save up for my next pack opening, which realistically, I like
to do 100 pack opening, 200 pack opening minimums, so it's probably going to be three months.
See bro, it's not like CS where I just buy cases, like until you actually have to
And I play every day on-stream and off-stream.
DL and DG.
So should we get on Rocket League after seats today or just get right on TS?
Because I'm probably going to end that like 10.
DL and DG.
Baldinho, DG to tier one.
Rusty Plank, DG to tier one.
I think Mingo should be down in a second by the way.
man. When are you beating Bonnie's record? Yo, bro, what fucking record are you talking
about? Brother, brother, what fucking record are you talking about? Oh, mingo's ready. That
mingo's ready, mingo's ready. You know. A thousand men. So you want me to do a stream
where I beat Bonnie Blue's record. Are you dead ass, bro? Like, are you legitimately dead ass?
Chief Known with the 1,000 bitties. Hey, Ag Head, how was your day in the chicken coop?
Sending hate from the rest of the eggs in the fridge. How about time out, Chief Known?
Will you open cases? Our next case opening is going to be tomorrow and it's going to be gigantic.
Only chub support Liverpool that's clever English if Mingo's ready. Let's start this bitch up
Look, I'm gonna do like sweaty settings for this. This is the hardest challenge in the game
I'm gonna do like 40 second prep up to seven like I'm gonna make this as sweaty as possible
Jack, do y'all think me and Mingo could do this?
Be honest.
Oh, banning shields!
Yo, if you're one of the diamonds that gets killed and selected, shields is banned.
Ban it!
Trying to buy Mingo.
I think I'll call you.
Stop!
God, that's annoying!
Stop!
Enough!
Code Duck with the Twitch Prime sub.
And his message is 113.
Okay.
Chat, tell me a guy about it.
Tell me a guy about it.
We had to have me go at it?
What?
This fucker didn't add me.
Slink, they can revive you this way.
Mingo, add me, add me.
I'm on my main.
Yeah, I sent you a member bus.
I don't have my main added on you.
Mingo, did your main get unadded?
Or no.
I'll play so, because when we were playing head glasses, you had it added.
No, no, I mean, did your main get unbanned?
I could play customs on it.
Mingo, um, oh, no, I have you added, I have you added.
Mingo, some guy hacked into my account and unadded everyone, so I'm surprised you didn't have you added.
No, because you added your bag as well.
Okay, I invited you.
Hey, you wanna do Xbox Party Talk?
Yeah, I invited you to an Xbox Party.
Alright, I'm gonna join, put it on there.
Yeah, yeah, but I don't know my dad at it, bro you fucking ready
I'm not locked right now. I'm not scared. No get over here, bro. Lock in lock the fucking diamonds. Yo Oregon. Okay, Oregon or club
Organs just more like close range and like
But it's gonna be hard
We need to bomb the Easter egg.
Yeah, and it's gonna be hard to get, like,
flanked on Oregon, but like...
We need a delay, too!
I'm not doing this shit!
Bro, can we get a delay?
I have 10 seconds on already, but if you want more...
Oh, no, that's perfect.
I'll do 10.
I'll do 10.
Try my hand at the delay.
One second.
Penis!
Alright, I'm going to invite them.
Mods of Predictions, two champions, verse five diamonds.
I've literally attempted this challenge so many times and we've never completed it.
I've got it 7-6 with I think Avada.
Make 7-6.
We got to be in class for sure, Ski.
No, I'm just gonna tell them shields are off the board. I already talked about that
They've been ban traps, right?
I'm gonna run shields anyways, so like go to game chat and tell them before
And we can still ban shields if you want. I don't know bro pulse is annoying to deal with
Traps are annoying to deal with
What else what else the reason will be annoying, but Lucio be annoying. Yeah, I think like lesion fin rare
Yeah
You're a fitter and lose to anyone.
You chance for us five diamonds chat, hardest challenge in Rainbow Six each.
When was the last time you done this?
Like a while ago?
Probably 11 months.
Probably 11 or 12 months.
Maybe 11 months.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
We did the champion one.
We got seven.
You and Stompin did that, I think, right?
No, me and you did.
I remember it was on bank.
I can't remember what we did.
I think it was this.
I remember it was...
Oh, yeah.
I wouldn't do the five chance, bro.
I
My god hardest challenge in rainbow six seeds run the predict she owns
Dr. Dad, think of what it's your one love you wrote,
Derek's thinking of all of that.
Who in this chat would fuck me?
Dubbed the God, think of where to get this dubbed up.
Read chat, you ungrateful loser.
Gail, I'm trying to invite people to the lobby.
I'm not an ungrateful loser.
Shut the fuck up, Gail!
Gato, think of where to find Gato.
Gato, think of where to find Gato.
C.S. Wynn, later tonight.
Later tonight, later tonight.
We might do some Rocket League.
First, we're gonna do this challenge.
We might do a Rocket League tournament.
Is there a Rocket League tournament at seven?
Chat, what is that seven?
Is it a Pentathlon or is it a 2v2?
I hate 3v3s.
If there is a Rocket League tournament at seven
and it's a 2v2, I'll definitely do that.
Is there a rocket league tournament at 7?
It's at 8?
What?
You're ungrateful for 3v3.
No, it's not ungrateful.
I hate the 3v3 tournament.
just way too it's way too luck-based you're gonna go you got it yeah I'm
ready okay three of the diamonds that enjoy it so I have to invite the subs
once again starts chat somebody can't join no way right chat we miss rocket
I don't know.
Yeah, Rocket League probably the new season's tomorrow, I think it's the new season tomorrow.
Okay, this guy's got a 1.9.
Son, folk, me how?
I fry our shit.
Who's the bracelet?
Yeah, okay, okay. Yeah, make sure it's in this one. She is on both defense and offense.
Oh, yeah, the one point nine, but season just started by chat. I think we got five diamonds.
Yeah, I think we got five diamonds. Long live Gregory. Thank you for the zero one.
Stefan. Thank you for the brand. Blue Jewel. Thank you for the brand. Milford. Thank you
Think of it as your one zero think of it a crime Nate think of it a crime
This is gonna be ridiculously difficult chat lock the fucking guys
Zero the shadow they give it a follow-up fire they get about it
Who's the second champion are you fucking stupid around like legitimately are you fucking dumb?
Obviously it's me, asshole! God!
My god, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in. Switch teams, switch teams, switch teams.
Two champions versus five diamonds with Mingo J.C.D.
Currently the number one rated controller player in the world.
Two champions versus five Xbox diamonds.
the hardest challenge in Rainbow Six Siege without a frickin doubt.
Mingo, are you locked?
Yeah, I think we've been fined for a while.
I don't know, because a mirror could be annoying.
Holes could be annoying.
Mirror could be annoying.
Clash could be annoying.
But we already told them no shields.
So hope for the Delbrun shields.
Mingo, I'm going to try the hardest I've ever tried in my entire life.
Oh, god.
They've been ace.
They're pretty smart.
That's a really good van.
I'm going to go third night because we need to get the water.
Wait, is this like rank settings?
I think it's 42nd prep. I think 42nd. So we have time. Mingo. Go. Yeah. Yeah. Go to it. Go to it. Get comfy. Get comfy. Mingo
I need to get the wall. I don't want to just like knock at the wall to be five. I want to get that
I kind of have to get the wall
Walk in Ryan
I'm gonna get the water of your time. I'm gonna prep a or do you want to I think you prep a cam you prep a cam
I want to act in drugs. I think you prep is your four drugs prep the cam bottom main like under the desk
If I can have a flank him always because these kids will play it's a fight. It was a flake too. We really
Let's re-enter close date
Oh god
You think it's a coffee?
Make out to be honest, I'm gonna be like 37 kills
I'm gonna say my job
I might I might just see what they have because if they have bad at cage, it's fine. I'll keep my job
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they have Kate and you I can't even drone maybe made or faster like maybe striker or some shit
Cade and you I can't even I think you go. I think you go striker. Yeah, you can see
Bro, I think you just go like could you go and maybe go
And maybe just made from the gen rebel and then get the wall
Yeah, they're smart. I forgot their diamonds
Shoot down the main door shoot the bottom main cam you're saying
It looks like they're playing back into the winter plane
They have a mute that's just gonna be essential to women's
I'm gonna lay down close to reach and try to get a weird frag.
I got a gill.
Stay on the door.
I'm gonna run.
I have a kill.
I have a kill.
If he runs.
If he runs, I have a kill.
Got a frag.
Shout out to you.
100% I have a kill.
I just saw his shoulder.
I don't want to move.
In fact.
Sound call close reach maybe close laugh you gotta make this guy move somehow. Can you be in PM or something?
I
Could flash if you want to swing I could flash him. I
Three two one flashing flashing I got my
That flash in there
Dead
Close pretend
Oh my god, I almost actually see that.
Bro, I do, there was a guy that bumped that, if I were to kill that guy I think we would
win.
I'm not even sure, I hit him one time as well.
I just got fried on God.
I actually just went off.
That's when you do attack though, I really liked that.
Bro, you know what we can do to, okay, forget about attack right now.
What have we been?
What have we been?
Maybe just Grim?
What's gonna be annoying?
Grim, Lion, Grim's the most annoying.
I get first, will it refire him?
By how I'm playing right now?
I like Down the most, but what do you think? Up?
I think Up, bro.
I think Up.
But I- I- No, I wanna go Down.
I kind of agree with you.
I think they're gonna have the least amount of reps on Down.
Like, do I go again?
I can shoot with her?
Do we go Mirror so we can hold more shit?
I think Mirror, bro.
I'm gonna go Smoke.
We think about a 5v2 rose we can't get caught off guard. We have to cover all the way
That's I'll put you for his freezer off. Yes. I'll put barbed wire back saps. Where do you want your mirrors?
What do you want your mirrors? I'm gonna do I'm gonna do definitely one elbow. I'm gonna read first elbow off like that's just to be good
Not like if we give up too much though. We lose
Yeah, I agree. I agree
This is gonna be fun. I think we could win this I think we could win this I feel confident these guys are like
Trapped I mean they're good
All right, there's no point in
I'm a premiering here
I'm going to roam up here a little bit, just to waste some time for you.
I'm going to shoot cams and come down.
I've sold them to Kinsley, get your hatch.
It's got to be held in Hattok, because I'm a real knocktroll.
I got my mirror.
I'm right back, nice.
We're looking really good, Ryan!
I shot a cam, came back and put on the...
Where's that hatched up from?
Yeah, I think one's reason was a mile though
You must defend it
You can see off my car
Yeah, yeah, when I shoot you swing
I will not shoot until you swing. I'll not shoot this way
Or I shoot same shit
That was a good hold I'm telling you bro defense is gonna be free
The attacks bro. I'm dude. We were one like one kid away from winning it. No, I swear to God
I got one tap with these guys like the guy's pre-fire on accident
That's not having it. He's not one tap me like that. Okay. Okay. We can make something good though
I think we've been mute because I have a reason
The new op look you I
That but I think we can mute and just go grim with like oh yeah, I'm gonna go grim
I think you go away
But we're just we're joining you want to go strike your EMPs and get the reach if you want to go grim
I could go twitch if there's no means I could get it with which rooms on the side
Okay, but I need you to be like a thousand percent sure you can get it
Yeah, I'll if they if anything I go below that they all since I because brother if we get the walls and I just grab everything
We can actually win
chat
But really to start really to start really to start really to start
We got in every defense that's unacceptable. Yeah, if they're smart
They just like three to one us on everything about their defense, but like they're not a part of their dad is
Yeah, they were kind of like doing their own thing. I mean that is our smart, but they're not like really really really smart
Softwood great start it's actually been a book. Oh, yeah
You never got a game all right, I'm gonna say my turn. I'm gonna say my turn. Let me say my turn
I guess it's the same setup, same shitty setup.
Yeah, they're gonna keep going.
Thunderbird is on me, shot my drone.
The zombies are annoying, fuck.
Banna.
Okay, Thunderbird is on me, Thunderbird is on me, alright.
They definitely have a key to get out of this twitch that shit.
Ten seconds.
Mora!
I'm gonna try to get the key right away too.
I got the first gate, unless he throws another one down.
I still have my camo.
Alright listen, they have a BP watching the trophy door.
They have a fucking malusia on the door walking. It's fine. What's gonna grab them and literally just swing them?
You don't armory, I'm gonna draw a lot of it. Let me know if I'm good. I'm gonna armory. I don't know about you yet
I'm really clear
I mean here. You're gonna hear
Trophy clear. Let me check your bedroom. Okay, here's your bedroom and closet clear. You sure he's not on the
I
Just go big one. No, I'm just room everything. I think you do that
I think you go big window. I'm a man. I'm gonna just win my ones right here
They double C4? Oh my god, they're actually trying so hard.
I should be good at that.
I'm gonna bring my drone up wide.
Yeah, just give me everything.
I'm gonna drone them and bring everything. Just give me time.
I'm gonna stop wide.
Does it? No, I know.
I'm gonna stop wide.
I'm trimming everything.
I'm trimming everything.
I grimmed Bumps bad?
I grimmed top white?
I'm grimming kids?
Holy shit.
I have two more grims, man.
Some grim white.
A zombie top white?
Thunderbird bad.
A zombie top white Thunderbird bad.
I'm regrimming it.
I'm gonna regrim a zombie as well.
Last one was kids my bad my bad my bad my bad
Every time we can dance
Okay, holy shit. Yeah, um
I'm not about anything really doesn't matter. Okay. What what's a good band like ask me going down again
Keep going mirror. Yeah. Yeah, that got a bad mirror if they're smart though
I
That's on me. I have to not in that's also me. I didn't know the last one was rich. He was hiding in a corner
Well, yeah, I was able to bring like it's not a 1d6
You're good for good
Float around in the box you meet, huh? I think you float around we just don't let them into the building
I'm gonna play aggressive too. I'm gonna go all like sight doors and shit
cuz I'm not gonna be playing inside either. I'm gonna just throw it around the smoke too.
I want to get barb on like I like barb. Alright you want to be like this site player
and I try to just be like a versus two picks. Yeah just try to get one pick and come back.
This is so weird. I'm gonna give you two go's in your bunker too so you don't have to do it unless they full sprint past you.
I'm gonna put barf wire bunker and barf wire backstamps.
I sold man. I'm sorry. That's a pain for the fucking
Bro, yeah, we got a bad day, bro
What I mean bro, we can't get the wall. It's just so hard to win
Okay, I'm gonna give a case record though do a k-dial the perfect time
I gave you a
Bunger
I
To a job
This can happen
I'm ready
You'll last read this. I mean it's barricaded like I can't really watch it
That's a bottom and I'm one of these
I'm loading new magazine.
I'm not watching elbow, I'm watching tarts, okay?
I think you're in an elbow.
I think you could go to your elbow, are you watching?
Yeah, I got it.
Or he's on the heddles.
I messed up, you piece of shit!
Tag, tag, tag on the heddles with me.
Wait, laundry.
Where's your laundry?
I swear to God, this guy's fishing laundry.
I'm not kidding.
This guy's trying to jot me trash in one of these.
I
Let's fucking go! Come on baby! There we go!
Jaffas is winnable man!
We gotta win our attack, that's it.
If they able to bomb the teaser, I mean they can ban Smoker really good.
I'm gonna slow that whole round. I with him though, boss. We must kill them.
Bro, dude, if we can get these walls open, I think we can win every attack. I'm not kidding.
I think our only priority is pushing Trophy and pushing Main Bridge. Every time.
All right, you're gonna play trades. We can execute. Yes, Benjy, Benjy, we should have been better.
I will say when you were pushing big window three two of them had their back turned to me.
Really? Yeah, but then it's not gonna work again like that. Jack, they're gonna try to get them.
Bro, I like them. I don't like pushing big window because I have to vault in. I like the breach.
Yeah, you're good.
Okay, I'm gonna go grim every round because it's like the best operator in the game.
I think grim has the highest usage rate in pro league or something.
I don't know who I look like. I'm gonna see what they have again. Right. Pick my operator.
They might go bandit, brother. These guys are pretty passionate.
If I go to the new operator, I can literally call out exactly where everyone of them is too.
Yeah, that'd be good if they don't go bandit. If they go bandit, you need...
Well, no, if they go bandit, you can staff the wall. But yeah, we'll see. We'll see.
I can native too. Can I from kids?
Yes. Yeah, if you want to have some needs. Yes.
You can native from Jen, but the thing is they could trick it.
Let's do it. Yeah, the grim is on me
Grim's broken
Oh wait, I don't have the new op on the side account
Just go something get the wall then
Wait can bandit bandit trick with the new thatcher or not anymore
Get that a bandit back. I'm gonna burn again. I don't see a baby look at that hella traps
Stick the ass if they go bad at ass below, but it has to be synchronized when I preach
But what about the Malusis? Do we just chop that?
Play me go to go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Stryker needs me
It's too late cuz I wouldn't have it on the operator
Love me drumming. It's gonna be quick. Maybe get a kill
I'm not me. Come on me. Come on me. Just run on me. Cheapest sound run up
I have a freaking ass
You get shot on it
I'm getting one
I'm getting one
I'm getting one
Do you have an extra drone?
I don't think I can play
What do you want me to drone?
I can burn it fuck it
I have five grids I can use to burn it
Alright
I got the shield
He's already up main
Can you jump can you jump slow so I'm not a good thing I have no drawings
Yeah, I'm gonna run it in plan
I'm so fucking good bro, let's go.
Grim is so good.
Let's go chat.
Bro, if you didn't flip that flank camp, oh my god, he was already up main.
Yeah, I was even looking
Jet everyone's all everyone on the other team is diamonds guys. What are you gonna man? What do you want to man?
All right, let me pause let's think about this fan because we need to win this round
What is the most annoying attacker if we're gonna keep going down realistically? I like down we ever lost it I
Think really nothing is really like that annoying. I just don't give it. They don't even run to it could be
You've been like twitched and they can't twitch it or
Yeah sure
Shatter
All right, okay. I knew we could do this right. I knew we could do this down again. Let's go
It's gonna keep growing smoke. Take me off it
I wouldn't use glacier on this bro
I'm getting my mates. I just I sit on this shit
come on there we go and I'll go like I'll go proxies like you're deeper just
another thing so I guess I never bought nature on this
I didn't wow
Mingo we're actually gonna do this I'm out of controlling bro I'm just gonna go proxies
I almost killed the guys and I think with a wall bang Mingo but I gotta assist
That would have been a clip if I wall banged that guy.
But I blood popped out.
I don't know how.
Let me go, let's go, dude.
Come on, chat. I told you the challenge was possible, bro.
Secure the area.
Yeah, man.
We haven't lost down yet.
Let's not change that.
I'm going to do barbed wire, bunker, barbed wire, backspots, I'm reloading.
I'm going to try to go for his bomb again.
5 seconds
I'm just trying to stay
I was saying just back in the freezer
That's the only guy
Let's go
That was dope of me
That was dope of me too
I'm gonna knock on you
I don't know about that
He's behind the
Yeah.
One behind the door for this another guy.
He's on me!
Dang, right?
Yes, the view is in position.
I know this is gonna be hard, but...
Yes, buddy.
I'm serious.
That one's in Freezer.
That's all I've got.
He's debating on the hop-off.
What a freak.
I think he's going to wallbang me from Freezer.
Alright, we've got to get chattie on Bunker this too.
Freezer.
Miga, could you swing Bunker with me or no?
right for his own. Any wall things me. Look at this, these wall things me more friendly.
Bro it's so hard to swing that guy, I don't know if someone baited him on the hop up.
There's one, there's one on a camel me too, that's like six seconds.
I mean that guy's literally unkillable if he's baiting on the hop up. I can't do anything about the bunker guy.
Oh my god, that's not what we needed.
They might go down, let's see.
Yeah, I'll stop and leave you well now, I mean whatever. Let's see, let's see.
I'll stop working for them right now.
Bro, how did we lose?
Bro that guy baiting on the hop-up is so annoying cuz like I want to swing
I want to take a guy with the IQ barrels, but I can't because he's just sitting on the hop-up shooting my leg
like an absolute chud
I knew what like this fuck
I'm not even gonna bear case freezer because I want to be able to swing this cable freaky even get up the freezer
Yeah
Like hidden walking up and if you made this pain in a drone wall yeah, yeah
Don't worry to go where we're selling the shit we got this three three I
Think we got it bro. Like I don't know though. I like our bands. I think we're in a good spot to win this
It's so hard though cuz you make a millisecond of a steak. It's just
I think you're down
What is our backstab? Like, I go back steps, you go bunker.
And if you want to go back steps, if you don't fly joining, then you are really good if you want to play it, but also Grim just carries.
I'm going to go Grim, I'm going to go back steps, alright?
If you want me to double bunker, you've got to shout me out for that. Like, at the start of the round.
Alright, bye.
They're going to be emolucing your back stairs, too.
I ping four of them.
Last is one of my...
Can you come... can you come... Grim this guy, get the mirror right away?
What do you want me to grab? I need you to just use one of your grims for this.
No, I got it. Shoot him out, shoot him out.
Burning, burning.
I got the mirror, I got the mirror and I got out.
Come on guys, let's break it.
I hear nothing. It sounds like one's tarp-slash pillar.
That guy sounds like he's walking. Walk up to me.
I hear this abuse off. Strike him.
This is why you're dying. You shoot my hammer and swing?
I
That's a headshot
Me go when this I'm gonna give me three kids. They're gonna give me three kids. Just hot send this game. How do I get this up?
He's close this guy's close he's scared
Yo crouching the center of the door standing in the center of the door standing back
I just got last bullet head shot.
It's just as in 12.
Yeah, just 12, like all friendlies have been.
Bro, it's so brain dead for him to be swinging that.
He has numbers, he gets droned, sweeps, three fires, and last bullet head shots me.
Like that is the most rage inducing gun in the game.
I get recoil?
And their diamonds, too, so like they know how to control recoil.
It's just a one-time shot game.
Let's go up, all right?
We keep going.
Let's go.
All I think I'm scared about is like.
It's not even a skill issue, it's just luck, right?
He's just shooting, like, he's just shooting.
The last moment out of this clip is a headshot, like,
Barat.
Like I see four.
Such a cringey fucking way to die.
Yeah, he has numbers, why the fuck would he swing?
Love, Dice, let me explain to you
why you're unintelligent and brain dead.
So it's a 5v2, and none of his teammates can trade if he dies.
He's literally just doing a pointless swing.
It's a 5v2, and he's not playing contact
with any of his teammates.
So guys, I can tell you're probably
amarod and just running around with the F-12.
But it's a 5v2.
The only way we can win is by his stupid fucking swings
like that.
That's a really good way.
Are you brain dead, guys?
I
Know
The big window wall right look you need you to do that we go because I'm gonna try to get a
All right, I should make a roadside
Down to five seconds
I'm not alive. It's pretty good for like a big a big window.
I think they're pursuing me in the shop.
One spot big window.
I'm coming to site.
Just make the kids a kids rotate. Remember that could be up by eight.
One's big with 100%
Why is the gap?
He's in already in trophy like your gap, okay
If you feel like you can't, I'll say it loud and say it.
I hear them in blood.
I think I hear everyone going away.
100%.
Dead and trippy going?
They're just running shit.
Can we walk through?
Yeah.
I think we just see corners.
He's watching the operator standing.
He's staring at that.
I mean, is that even the most play it?
I have a chubby can.
They're vibing on top right and there's one big sitting on the
Is this let them just running around that's
So I guess just the more I move around I just died every time yeah, I think I think you literally we just sit and hold pixels
That's the one thing we could do
They're gonna just have someone top-light big window kids fucking everywhere
Yeah
Or no, or you go home and do your thing. I think you go home. Let me sit inside just hold that shit down
Like Rome and then come back or something. I don't know. Yeah, just run right about the boss. You very good kids
He's just staring at that
They're going down at the end the thing is like if I don't like he's literally doing nothing. It's like so funny
No camera anything just kind of hope that's like he was right though. It's correct
God that's really interesting.
Like I'm not even stupid shit.
It's just a cycle, bro.
This game is such a cycle.
It's the same game.
You just walk in back there and that's what you call it, and then he does that and that's
what you call it.
I mean, I got lackable head shot at buying the SMG12.
That is so tilting on so many different things.
I'm gonna just walk in like this.
I've got to need to get nervous on the console.
I don't know what they're doing.
That gun has been at the top of the console met us since 2024. Why is it not getting nerfed are they down are they down?
He's on vigil to yeah, yeah, yeah, they're down bro. I think we just double-push bunker. We just always gotta get together out of it
I go back stabs. I'm just gonna get ice. I mean, I kind of
Like if they're just only watching
It's the same kid to try the same kid if it's link shot like I'm just gonna say
he's sniping I'm gonna just run myself in the same kid if that was watching the
hatch drop and then give that that guy's snipe it because you need to ask this
though man that's why I thought the mirror there's two Yeagers we will you
about a bit more for it yeah you're ready it's been this time you're gonna do it
three times really no one yeah there's three
I'm gonna just do myself in a five it's the brain dead idiot just just keep
baiting it's like it back there's control I'm beating but he's gonna kill
me because he has answered the 12. Okay, if you want to try to get laying down holding
a pixel, you move, he's standing up now. He's standing up holding a pixel. Just do your thing.
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Just do your thing. I want you to get down
back steps. I can shut down his hands. I have to turn this morning because he was up here.
No one's close to right. Yeah, look at this morning just literally running at me with a
I'm gonna shock him back stairs.
That's visual.
Yeah, look who it is.
Wait that was vigil yeah that guy's nothing on God on God. He's snagging
He watched the hat drop and then shot my drone
in Narnia
Got a drone again, can you yeah, huh?
One of my tires one in your mirror one HB
I'm getting thrown by three people, I don't know what he's shooting at, he's one HB.
One's iconic, one's laundry, 30 seconds.
It's over man, he's just cheating, like literally, link shot 6-6-4-3, you're never getting invited
to a concept again.
Like, okay, I understand sitting and watching a hash shop after me and Mingo are talking
about flanking for a minute maybe you could float that the next round the next
fucking round he runs to main lobby down down turns around and shoots my drone
yeah right I'm floating bro I start playing like you don't care that's
the only way you win on god actually I have an idea I'm gonna do this run
I need to see for
There's three head holes watching me to like I don't know what to look at
Fucking hate you exactly I guarantee you
Bro, no one plays like that in the 5v2. No one does that no one runs out of sight
Runs through classroom turns around and then shoots a drug. No one does that in 5v2
It's just a sequence. It's the same kid who's swung me access.
The next round he's watching the next round.
The next round he's doing that. No one plays like that in a 5v3.
No one.
I guarantee you he's trying to...
I'm gonna take a proc though this. You don't gotta put Barbarian around me.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Alright, I'm gonna try to do some dumb shit and get a kill.
He just has control freaks. Are you fucking dumb?
Got a proxen on the lockers walk up?
Here's a lock up.
Five seconds in count.
I'm saving.
I'm gonna double beer cake while I get some.
Don't come long, dude.
On location.
Here.
Barricading the door.
Getting red-spanked.
It's getting creepy now.
What's red-spankinging me?
Reload!
My C4 gets the bomb.
Protect it.
Alright, I'm running around like a cracker, alright?
I can wait.
I
Know I mean cam's gone already
He's going for the right now
One's on my one side of my door here
I'm getting
I can't jump up, I can't jump up.
Down main, right there.
Down main and
down main and one's walking up my freezer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm getting pre-fired by Lankton.
How's Freezer lookin'?
He's up Freezer on the locker.
Double Freezer.
I'm trying.
I bag you.
I'm trying, Lankton.
I haven't made it on Montree. I have Montree.
I
You're dead
No, not killing they're both they should be both on you okay, I'm good right now let them play it yes most
No, no, no, no.
Fine, let him play it.
I got to play it tonight.
I have an angle of view.
Watch this.
One up, four remaining.
You're actually the greatest ever.
Alba, I think.
Alba.
Chill.
I'm over peaking.
I'm overpeaking.
You're the greatest animal!
I mean, bro, we can win this. This is just one kid.
Nice hit.
It's not even about, like...
I'm telling you, this game, when it rains it pours.
This all fucking started because you got a recoiled, last bullet headshot overpeaking.
Which is why it has a 0.8kD in rent.
Alright, they're going down.
down
They're going down I know I go ying you go Graham like fucking we fall
I think I just go go could be so we don't have to turn a lot of butter fuck it
I'm just gonna win my look reverse we would be cracker
Yeah.
We're aversive.
I think we can't do their ass.
It's just like, oh, bro, this kid's so annoying.
Chet, what is this high-fives-do emote that you guys are typing?
What is this?
Man.
Respectfully, Jinxie, every time I join you're music.
Your name is Fai, and it's your first time chatting.
Hey, join your elbow.
They don't drive us. You can have a mirror on it.
Lesion, Aruni, Wamai, Marat!
Alright, they're gonna have a mirror. I'm not gonna lie. I think I just floated down back stairs.
If I die...
Wait, Lee should be...
I'm gonna go on my comfort app.
Did you see him back there?
Yeah.
He's getting the hatchery now, so he's going to come back.
He's going to come back.
Come on, come on, come on.
Hasn't came back.
Hasn't come back?
He hasn't came back. Hasn't came back.
Has not came back.
He might peek you, he might peek you.
I hear him on the double, I think.
I'm going to get off the game, okay, Ryan?
Yeah, you're good.
The diffuser is now secured.
This is the only annoying thing.
You want me to just try to kill him?
I'm a copo and if I die, I'm sorry.
I'm trying to kill him.
go down to you.
It's the other mirror.
I'm behind you.
I'm looking at your head holes.
I'm dead.
Close, close, close. He's going E-box. I think I come.
I'm 1 HP. There's three people swinging me.
I'm walking down.
Double door.
There's both of the head holes.
Quick peek.
Quick peek.
Nice.
I got one creep slanking me.
I'm going to come up.
You need to stop them.
How can you attack a mirror setup like that?
They're bringing the eyes for the counter.
This challenge is legitimately impossible.
Legitimately impossible.
All right, Mingo, GG's, bro.
Thanks for playing, man.
Thank you, bro.
You shit is AIDS.
Mira, lesion, wama, hey, like, whatever.
Holy fuck.
All right, chat.
Should we get right on CSGO
or should we get on Rocket League 1st, Radapal?
Wait, is there a Rocket League tournament right now?
Wait, there might be a 2v2 tournament
on Rocket League right now.
I'm not even trolling.
Jets, CS, Arachnid, Runapole, Runapole.
New season, Arachnid, tomorrow.
And we got RLCS with...
Bro.
Is there not a second chance?
Jets, shouldn't there be a second chance opening up?
Am I Tracer, my stupid? Yo, CS or Rocket League, Brother Bowl?
Wow, CS is Moggin' Rocket League.
Chad, vote, vote! If you're in the YouTube stream, come to the Twitch vote.
It's for first rounders?
No, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like, I played second chance tournaments without doing the first round.
When does it open up? Shouldn't it open up in like minutes?
You might be thinking
Guys but the thing is if I get on CS I can't open cases like y'all got to remember that bro. Oh
There wasn't a 6 p.m. Turn
There wasn't a 6 p.m. Turn
Jack vote vote vote in this bowl guys remember if we get on CS we cannot open cases
We can play ranked though. I'm gonna go be vote vote vote vote vote
you
Oh, no.
What the fuck is this what the fuck is this what is this
No.
Holds?
No.
Is he quick opening?
Bro, this is next level to generate.
Brother.
Brother, he's opening in 0.1 seconds.
Holds? Holds?
OH! I BUSTED A KNIFE!
Quick hand by accident!
WHAT?!
I told you!
Does he just have golds coming out of his ass at this point?
Brother, isn't that like repoll?
Guys, vote.
Vote.
Vote.
Vote.
Wait, we ran a...
Okay.
Mods, we ran like a secret repoll.
Jack, vote, vote, bro.
No one even voted in this.
I know it's no time.
Bro, we have to do a third poll, guys.
You guys are like pulling the rug on the CS people.
Repolled it, yeah.
We have to do a re-re-re-poll because, look, CS is gaining on it now.
You guys did like the secret repoll.
Guys, first off, to do a poll, guys.
Guys, we can't open cases.
If we get it on CS, I'm playing.
Brother, hi guys, but if I'm AFK away from my setup,
we can't do a repo.
Cause I didn't even know what's happening,
which means like half the chat
is gonna know what's happening.
You can see it's Sunday happening.
I told, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
I don't even think it's possible, bro.
Like everyone's just busy.
So I'm gonna do a CS turning on Sunday.
Maybe like next, next Sunday.
All right, last poll. Rocket League versus CSGO. But remember, I can't open cases until tomorrow.
Messy over and all of them. Messy. Milk, take it if I'm ready.
Every death is a case. I can't do cases.
This is the last poll, if you're in the YouTube, come to the Twitch, whatever, oh my god, it's
close, oh my god, it's close, oh my god, it's close, oh my god, it's close, oh my god,
it's close.
close. Just open cases. Am I
speaking English here? I can't open cases. Man.
Flux, thank you for the prime. So regret every month.
What? Brother Rocket League's winning, but my God, it's close.
Bro, we're going to do a CS go streamer tournament on Saturday.
Y'all.
Look, in chat, I still might.
I actually have a good idea.
Since the poll is this closed chat, what if I play CSGO now and then play the Rocket League
tournament at E?
That's kind of a comp-ass idea now.
How about, what am I even looking at, bro?
What even is this?
Official Steam status?
How about that?
That was like 100 charts.
What is this?
What?
Vote, vote.
Steam is down? No, it isn't guys. Whenever there's a down detector, it's never actually
down. It just means there's experiencing, brother, I've seen 500 down detectors out of
the wrong. It just means people are experiencing outages. That's all it is. It just means
there's people experiencing outages. Bro, for Steam to fully be down, Rocket League
Okay, so chat. Because the poll is so...
One second to the left. We have to fix something to the left. Chat, what if I just play CSGO now and then play Rocket League for the tournament?
There's no point of playing ranked because don't the ranks reset tomorrow broccoli don't the ranks reset tomorrow
Brother place yes now play rockin league at our
Yes
All right, so let's see if it's really down bro doubt like down doesn't mean shit, bro that oh it might actually be down
No connection. Wait, it might actually be down.
What if it looks like Rocket League wins? It looks like Rocket League wins.
Do toxic 1v1s on Rocket League? Now that's a good idea.
Bro, who could we get, bruh?
Bro, I'm so confused as to why there's not a second chance to turn them in at 6-15.
Is anyone else not just absolutely puzzled by that?
Alright man, we haven't played Rockety a couple of days, so let's play.
Let's play, Thamaz.
Alright, I guess there's no point of playing ranked, because new season of ranked is tomorrow.
I could play twos, or no, I could play ones and try to get pla- I've never gotten
pla-ed at once.
Do you verse make you deserve pretty good idea?
I'm going to play the APM tournament.
Yes, I'm going to play the APM tournament.
Yeah, we can try to hit Platinum once.
What do you think?
All right, let's walk in.
Right now, the last time I've been on Rocket League, I've played the best player
in my life.
Hands down.
All right, let's walk in right now the last time I've been on rocket league. I've played the best for a play in my life
hands down
Get bump video get bump video
Let's go get Gemma, fuck!
COME ON!
TTS!
No, it's just harassment, that's all it is!
It's just harassment, guys!
guys tts is just fucking harassment that's all it is that's all it ever is
You see some tomorrow, man.
Wait a sec, that means press ranks.
You're not supporting me.
Yeah, you're bullshitting.
You're giving stories out of me.
Could tonight be the first ever tournament win?
What do we think?
could tonight be the wow get faked oh you want to talk shit in game chat man no
no let's talk shit let's talk shit no no let's talk shit see now I'm trying
What a talk shit in game chat, I'm doing it.
What's up shit bro, what's up shit, what's up shit?
Probably middle.
Oh yeah, that's talk shit.
No, you want to talk shit, right?
What a save, what a save, what a save.
No problem. He's triggered. He's triggered. He's triggered.
Brother tried to no problems three times.
He said thanks, I missed an opening of the net.
Nice shot.
Bro going for double taps in gold 2.
Look, okay bro now imma win.
Don't start a rage bait battle. Don't start a rage bait battle because you will lose, so...
Thanks.
You suck kid, shut the fuck up!
Oh
Yes
I thought he was going to hit the ball!
I thought he was going to hit the BOOOOOM!
Why is the chat typing NICE SHOT?
FUCK YOURSELFS!
I know he's mad I know he's mad I know he's mad look at how lucky this was
No problem. You know he's triggered. Oh my god
Just pure luck.
We were staying at your fabric to get away from your fabrics.
Oh
Save that one fuck not
What I say?
I'm so I'm so much better than goldkilling ones my once material is flat. I'm not even getting
I'm not getting out
My one material is flat
Jack don't tell the green
I'm talking about how I deserve plan 1s and then I get scored on, but that's a joke.
This guy, ah, easy win.
What do you mean, this guy? You could just say your ass. Why don't you say this guy?
You fucking dumb, bro.
Was that missing? That was missing, wasn't it?
That was missing, wasn't it? That was missing, wasn't it?
Why is there an emote in the trap that literally sends night shots?
Get Jonkron pussy.
Get an equalizer for 20 seconds.
10 seconds to get an equalizer.
Bumped? I missed the bump that's over at this game.
He was saved me.
I'm almost goal three.
Steam is back up.
We'll get on to CS tomorrow.
Because look, I need to warm up because there's a tournament and an hour.
So I need to warm up.
I had to get a warm-up chat period. Let's go. Lock it.
Goal.
Is that not just world class finishing? God I'm so good!
I love when people do that to me.
My bad man won't know your god damn.
Fast fast
Music or TTS, here's the thing. I made my u- I made the YouTube chat, I promise I'm not ending on YouTube.
Like, God!
TTS are not y'all actually y'all are just gonna y'all are just gonna troll TTS oh my
Oh my god!
Run up hole, music and TTS.
I'm reading the chat too much! Fuck!
I need to concentrate! I'm gonna lose!
I'm loose to Lewis, whose clan tag is 6-7, and he's flexing the fact that he won a silver
tournament a year ago.
My god!
Go!
All right, how about I put on TTS?
Yeah, let me see.
Let me be clear when I say this.
Alright, how about I just put on TTS?
Yeah, let me be clear when I say this.
Just so nobody can say I'll scan.
If the TTS crosses the line, I'm turning it off.
If it crosses the line, I'm turning it off.
Fair warning.
So if y'all say some overly weird shit, I'm going to turn it off.
Oh, yeah.
Sniper cheered 100 bits.
Yo, add me on that list and it'll slam Eugene's high-vives at me.
Turn it up, I can barely hear it, I can barely hear it.
Sub-Zero 4200 and 977 cheered 100 bits.
Your jinx you can use stream later I'm driving.
No!
Full bitch.
Come on!
Get in there!
That's a really hard shot!
Yes!
That's not an easy shot.
Off the wall.
In some way.
Could be hard to get that accurate.
Okay.
off the wall?
Need something?
Could be hard to get that accurate.
Fuck it.
Y'all had a hard each year at 100 bits.
Can you stream slower?
I have all day.
Shut the fuck up!
I knew hitting it off the wall would take him.
I knew hitting it off the wall would take him.
Why?
Seeker 14 cheered 100 bits, hey jinx can you lick my nuts?
Thanks.
First ever tournament wins happen tonight mark my god damn words!
Sub-Zero 4297 cheered 1000px, yo Jinxie can you stream later I'm driving.
NO!
Second gen ass got sugar chipped!
NO!
Asanaka 16 shared 100 bits. Hey Jinx, see can we restart the stream? I was busy earlier.
There's a bomb. Go in the mud and watch the start. I'm not gonna reset the entire fucking
stream because you just got here. Two wins away from Gold Dream once. Let's go. Lock
the fuck up. I'm getting Plan 1 right now. Plan once. El Ego. Are you praying that?
I'm not even sure 100 bits. My vape just died on my junko. Do you have a spear one I can use?
Tournament in one hour. Lock the fuck in!
Save that one fuck not!
Look at that flick I turned into a goal!
I'm at early knowledge and...
Goal's going off to the goal!
I don't fuck around!
I'm magic in a perfect world.
I hit flat in once on the last day of the season
and then win a three stone.
No, that's a fast.
Oh my god, this guy's actually a sellout, this guy's a sellout.
Sarnaka 16 cheered 100 bits. Hey Jinxed C when does the two champs five diamonds start at Jinxed C?
An hour ago!
Got a diamond anymore so clearly it ended! My god!
No! No! I got you! No!
TimmyTickles underscore 67, cheered 1000 bits.
Yo can we 1v1 in RL I've been playing for 2 months only.
If you win I'll gift 100 subs.
My dad's rich.
Timmy no.
TimmyTickles?
What is your name?
What is your name?
Insanity and Ghost Workout 3D?
Oh my god!
I love how I'm going for that.
Like a monster that I wasn't confident enough to go for that.
What a save.
What a touch!
What a way to get a touch on that!
I'm not gonna be a wimp, son.
Back to back, 1v1 wins an all-black tie!
What happened in 95 cheered 100 bits? Congrats on your first gold jungle.
I-I can't...
I can't even tell if you're trolling. It was the worst goal imaginable. Literally.
A $100 goal.
This is the back of the take. It's in the shot right now.
I'm craving all they can do. All the Mr. Big, they can out of the bitties.
You've gotten a lot better, not good life.
Gekindus Cormor to shield 100 bits open rocket link cases
What how much of a how much of a scene are you guys?
No one said anything over the line yet, I said I'm not gonna
The cheese underscored shared 100 bits you are a you are a you are a you
Oh my god!
What?
High five!
Spin it!
Spin it!
Spin it!
Spin it!
Spin it, spin it, spin it!
I'm getting a flat and blunt and prove all the haters wrong!
Loudsec create a cheered 100 bits, love the streams when gender reveal with Bonnie.
He's weird ass messages, fuck up my gameplay!
Get your life together dude, seriously!
The cheese underscore cheered 100 bits.
U, u, a r, u, u, a r, u, u, a r.
You demo dead wait.
Save that one fuckn' up.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Straw Hat Color Shear to 200 Bits, instead of finishing in-game, finish on me instead, please.
Dogman share 200 bits, sub-jinks, sending love from PA, just kidding egg you're gonna
get slammed in that tourney.
What is wrong with a human being?
So say sending love, then saying just kidding.
Cases, cases, cases, cases, cases, cases, cases, cases, cases.
Grandson's cheer 200 bits, hey Eastergeng boy when does stream start today, pregnant
man emoji, pregnant man emoji, pregnant man emoji, pregnant man emoji, that's not
Not a bad decal at all boys.
Spoke when spoken to a cheered 100 bits, when is the stream starting?
Yeah, is that good or bad? What do you guys think good or bad?
Entry 28 cheered 200 bits, jinxed the iron in the army and need a little help in debt please for my family.
Good or bad?
Jolli-Soto cheered 100 bits, what a save, what a save, what a save, what a save, what
a save, what a save, what a save.
He's kind of sucked for Deluxe Drops.
Good!
Wait, what was good?
Plague underscore of underscore rats cheered 200 bits, so excited for you to deliver the
waters to the other players at the charity match.
We've got the stern wheels, crimson stern, are they wheels or a decal?
Skipped, cheered 100 bits, oh yes daddy John kill finger my pussy, yes yes yes yes yes oh yes
What the fuck is it?
Kelanito cheered 100 bits, hey jinxed see. Just want to let you know how much of a
positive impact you have made on my life. No joke this time, love you.
Kelanito out.
Thank you bro. Is this good?
Feel too recent?
What?
Lord cheered 100 bits, tonight can I try being on bottom this time, you never let me.
The red one's you moronic animal human, so I'll use the red one, but then I have to
find like a red skin that goes with it.
Hi guys, I'm talking.
Give this ass got cheered 200 bits.
Hello, Giddy. I had a very nice day today until I saw your bald head.
I'm fucking dammit!
Did someone in the chat just say,
Act Hi-Veys Attack?
Are you trying to like, summon the Hi-Veys on me?
What do you mean, a-high-vives attack?
What?
My group shared 100 bits, ever heard of defending Baldi?
Yeah, I've heard of defending, it's not high-vives.
Whoa! What are you doing? Stop!
Don't actually listen to the kid!
I'm not sure if this is the right way to do it, but I'm sure it's the right way to do it.
Oddly Hydra cheered 100 bits, robbing my Jimmy to this stringo mile plus 113 plus 113.
If this guy's a gold 2, I'm GECK.
Literally.
If he's gold 2, I'm GECK.
Red 4 wasted and cheered 200 bits.
Rocket League was peak content when you were actually trying to get better at the game,
not just randomly hopping on to lose tournaments.
I don't get on the blue's fur.
I get on the wind.
I don't get on the blue's fur.
And yeah, I'll stop playing tournaments when I win one.
Punch-sichured 100 bits.
Grow You Should Try Heroin gives you so much more dopamine than CSGO crates you would love it.
Like, again, is there a single mob in this god damn town?
Why are people retreating now?
Again, if this guy's go-to I'm dead, literally.
Billhelm1234567890676 shared 100 bits, your jinxed sea congrats on your knife.
This game is sort of a perfect example of what's wrong with this game.
Can't get cheered 100 bits. Can you stream faster? I don't have all day
shut the fuck up just leave then bro my god
beyond the score I'll chaired 100 bits I jinx just wanted to say you're a girl
you got this
John who cheered 300 bits. Hey Kevin, do you remember me? How's that rainy hog with
Ben's left doing joke out.
My name's Zach.
Sign one bit.
You can't win every game, Crybaby.
I don't know if I'm like...
I don't know if I'm like speaking English or something,
but I'll say it as slow as I possibly can to your brain.
Jesse Richards, 22 shared 100 bits.
Is the goonophon still going?
Okay, so it's not about winning every game. I'm not like brain dead. I understand that you can't win every game
It's about the fact that the game has no structure and maybe it's because of smurfs, but I mean I don't know I
Beat a guy five to one. I make him forfeit the very next game
I play a guy who literally instantly scores three goals in 20 seconds
But chat, how is that wide of a skill range from gold 2?
Do you know what I'm saying?
How is that wide of a skill range from a gold 2 to a gold 2?
There just is.
So there are people who are gold 2 who are like bronze skill level and then there's
One more go to where like that?
Hell inconsistent. It's not inconsistent! You're not listening!
It's what I'm saying!
Garret underscore so cheered 100 bits, congrats on your baby with Bonnie.
but yeah bro once i'm gonna turn him in i'm not gonna turn him in
two
three three three three one two two three two
two one hundred bits page on call how did
pack opening go yesterday
yeah
Yeah, I just shouldn't make adjusting there, man.
I'm such a fucking idiot!
Luke-10282008 cheered 100 bits.
Hey, Chunky just wanted to see how to sign up to help you break the Bonnie Blue record.
We're not doing the party blue record break stream.
Leave me alone!
DamiKiller75 cheered 100 bits.
Believe in yourself, Junko.
You can win this tournament bluff from Australia.
I do, but it's like, I feel like a tournament that's gonna come down as soon as I'm done.
It's like sometimes, I play a tournament, I'll get to two minutes.
But most of the time, my teammates just miss the ball.
Logan underscore brown 125 cheered 100 bits, followed daily clip feeds for the best daily jinxed surprise.
I go left and I cut it right.
I'm literally gonna have a wet dream about that girl.
Bro here in 0-1-1-2 cheered 100 bits, how are you so on after playing for so long?
What? Like that's just fucking luck.
Like there are so many scenarios in this game that are just annoying.
And 50 and gold.
Like it's a 50 into a dead ball in front of my neck.
That is so 8! It's an 8 way to concede!
city of jam-cheered 100 bits I love you many you always make my day and I
appreciate that I hope you have a great stream
I want to go see the sun, it's fever, I'm tired of this mid-contact.
It's not that bad, I don't even want to get sick.
Walrus.
In over 7,474 cheered 100 bits, hey could you stop screaming my son is asleep.
I won't sleep.
How did he get back?
How does he have- what did he just do with Skeletor?
Well, come on, see.
Oh, I'm just brain dead. I don't know what I'm- what am I doing?
I'm such a fucking idiot, like-
Zombs cheered 100 bits.
When is the Becchini Tryon Hall also free?
Did he also revive 2k?
I don't think she gets caught in the middle of the night.
I'll be in the middle of the night.
I don't think she gets caught in the middle of the night.
The game is land.
Jump Hawk 1,236,
cheered 100 bits.
Hey, Jinx TZ,
set you fan mail. Hope you like it.
I can try that too.
I said, don't stand in the way of my PC or anything.
Moto underscore o6 cheered 100 bits.
Paging TZ sending Goon from Italy.
Another last second redirect goal. It's what I do.
Watch this.
Got him! Got him leanin'! Got him leanin'!
Turn him into one hour chat, one hour.
Come on.
To nest him's cheered 100 bits, you ball chase too much.
Try having better positioning ball-D.
I'm just a gold player bro, but yeah, I'm not a...
There's always going to be scenarios like...
Big K1 airbake, shared 100 bits.
Giddy blue ware is bonny bro.
Get bumped in here.
Right there, I bumped him, but like...
I swear to God, these guys need luckiest human being of all time.
Like, look at how he scores.
I bump him, but his car, like, doesn't really get bumped that way.
It's like I wanted to bump him more but then he just, it's like, this guy has had two goals that are just pure luck.
Meach board cheered 200 bits. You can turn on Rocket League music in-game in the settings.
If there is one M-Shared 100 bits, Hage Unco it's your vape dealer I'm outside with your
or older.
Hi, cheeks cheered 100 bits. Did you get a knife yet?
Better if you don't ask!
IT'S BETTER IF YOU DON'T ASK!
He said love you bro? Oh I didn't even know I didn't even know.
I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know.
Chet Chet, play some CS.
Giddy Chet, 100 bits. You cannot deny the allegations no more.
Well I want to get on CS for a little bit. There is a tournament in an hour now.
We could play a game of CS?
A game? Hi, my CS team's working!
I kinda wanna play like a game, I'm kind of addicted.
Jolli-Soto cheered 100 bits, what a save, what a save, what a save, what a save, what a save.
Kitasabua cheered 100 bits, yo jinxed see make me a producer tackball right?
VAMPY 811 cheered 100 bits, keep yelling im almost there.
Zack bridge is 0.9 sheared 210 bits. Stop yelling holy crap I'm trying to sleep baldy.
Lord cheered 100 bits, hey Janet have you tried opening any of those CS cases yet?
I hear they are all the rage.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Blank is cool, cheer to 200 bits.
Hey, I jinxed C. I would love to rub oil all over you.
Hashtag blank is cool out you.
U R R U R R U R R.
Play with Ron.
I don't know if I'm making it on or not.
Because there's a tournament in hour.
There's a, there's a broccoli tournament in hour.
Buddy you've cheered 100 bits, yo jinxed see about that funny record, when is the stream
and is it can both never happen in a while.
Goose pay me 200 bits. Hey jinxed C, Bernard here. Just letting you know your quarter-sull is very high.
Calm down or your heart will fail you.
suppressed 220 cheer to 200 bits Twitch kicks YouTube in the balls
and 723 cheered 100 bits, what's the point of warming up to be first rounded place yes
go so you don't get embossed in your tournament x720s cheered 100 bits can you stop missing
the ball in almost, the jinxed seem almost there.
Got it sword to hit those that are high, please, please, please, please.
Walk it! Nice.
Senior chaired 300 bits. Hey jinxed see you make my day love from Orlando, Florida have a good stream you're the best
I said I almost asked, I think John Marter East cheered 100 bits can you pause stream
my mat dinner with my girl's boyfriend.
NO!
You have one of two?
Hold on a moment.
Dot dot.
Jar'd zero zero five,
cheered one hundred bits.
Would you lick my little butt?
I love you jinxie can you restart fan mail please
Slime time can cheered 100 bits, yo don't go how does it feel to be a casual at every
Every game you play, also were bored at 23.
I can't play when there's fucking like literal psychotic DTS every five seconds
This guy's sending my old address in a fucking DTS. No one lives there, jib shit. Nice stops, bro. No one lives there. Fucking brain dad.
I got a fresh CS, bro. I'm feeding. I'm feeding. I'm feeding. I'm feeding. I'm feeding. Now, I was holding- listen.
Listen, we got a streamer CSGO tournament on Sunday, which is in literally five days.
Maybe six days.
Five days.
I need to get warm.
I need to get locked for that.
I bully.
There's the other thing.
I was holding my own in ranked lobbies when I was playing with like cookie cookie cookie.
I was holding my own.
I'm gonna show you the greatest level 2 performance of all time.
which is right it's like it's like it
what is that
is that right
there we go
now chat to minimize seems like it shouldn't i do this
I'm so intelligent.
Should I do this to minimize stream sniping?
Yeah, stream snip that, buddy.
Stream snip that, buddy.
Please.
Please stream snip that.
Shatter my s'more.
No.
Knife.
Equip your knife.
Wait!
He's done it.
Wait, that's why knives are so valuable.
Because you could use them on T or CT.
Good luck, Swing Sampras!
Now chat, this is my first ever competitive game of CSGO at my own rank.
First ever one!
Lock the fuck in!
I might I might do a valid stream on Saturday. I might do a valid stream. No, I think Friday.
I might do a valid stream on Friday. First, that was great. First, that was great. Operation
find the house. Use your knife. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it.
I did it, I did it, I did it.
Hell!
Bro, what do you mean, bro?
Do CS go players and battleground players not like each other?
Should have CS go players and battleground players not like each other?
Where's my match at? Give me the fuck in here!
How does it take this long to find a ranked match? No way right?
Brochot I'm queuing every map. Question! What's the worst map in the game?
Oh I see everyone needs to accept the map.
I see.
Chet what's the worst map in the game?
Warden. The map you just got.
We got it, ass!
Office!
Bro, come on, guys, accept it!
Office!
Oh my god!
My first ever ranked game!
This map looks weird.
What you can jump out of those lock in boys lock in boys lock in boys gotta get my AK
again look at my knife look at my knife
What? It's that fucking crowd shit. That crowd shit is so annoying.
I gotta do that. That crowd shit is broken.
I gotta do that. What do you mean batting? It's fucking fine. My name is fine.
It's not batting. It's not. Turn on voice chat.
Bro, if I turn on voice chat, I'm just gonna play a... I'm just gonna hear somebody say a slur.
But what's matter, model clouds are nades. I feel like model clouds are nades.
They got hostage in this game?
shit I'm literally sure it's on my shell that's I didn't get a sis I didn't even hear him
what I didn't even hear him what what I gotta stop moving you're right are we
winning or losing we're losing one is good right good right you see I got
flame. Nice guys! Bro this guy's good. Hungry for breakfast guy? This guy's good.
This guy's got a good name. Oh yeah GG. I have an AK. Just type GG. Just type GG. I have
I'm gonna make a... and a modeling perc-sync.
Modeled perc-sync.
Repres-sync.
Gotta repres-sync.
Technical timeout. What the fuck is this, a LAN?
Don't I take attack timeout?
If you're sniping spit at a circle,
Right now, I knew it, I fucking knew it, knew it as soon as I would catch up.
Is my whole team sniping?
Jesus Christ!
Look at my knife.
Oh, stop grueling.
Oh, stop grueling.
Oh, stop grueling.
Oh, stop.
Oh God!
Did some apples just close the door?
I was only tap firing because I assumed he was dead.
I was only tap firing because I assumed that was the freest kill of all time.
What the fuck?
One B2, one B1, one B1, one B1, one B1, oh my god I'm 0-3 Lee!
but right of us is good on this map
this map is close range
we must walk together
This is a god to your flank
It's a god to your flank
God to your flame wait, it's hostile
I thought we were playing bomb this time
This entire time I thought we were playing bomb!
Chow, like, are we dead ass?
This entire time I thought we were playing bomb.
What does F do? Press F?
Defconn!
Backbound!
Clean!
It's so clean!
of
the
of
the
of
the
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I really don't know what I'm talking about.
Let's go my brothers.
Let's go my brothers.
Where?
Oh, he's using an AWP player.
Where?
Oh, he's using an op plan.
See?
Boom.
First lesson of see-up.
Never played this map again.
He's just using an op setting deep.
I mean, could you get some pussy, bro?
Like seriously?
He's just sitting on a window.
Jack, I have questions.
I need answers.
First question.
Are there certain maps that are just hostage maps and then certain maps that are just bomb
maps or is there a way I could turn off hostage?
Do you know what I'm saying?
Okay, I'm assuming Chad, this is just a hostage map.
You're in time now, my God.
Wait guys, if we have the hostage, why don't we just defend the hostage?
Why are we going out and fighting them?
Are you guys playing dead?
You gotta just defend the hostage!
You know what I'm saying?
Am I tripping?
Is that am I wrong?
Oh, there's two.
Yeah, GG.
There's two. Yeah, GG.
guys I don't know if we need three people defending this house, I was kinda gonna do it
I just said to fuck it, you son of a- OH MY GOD THAT'S ALL THIS GAME IS!
Slow walk, slow walk, slow walk, slow walk, slow walk, shoot in the back.
I can do it, don't get me wrong, I'm a tier one baiter.
I can do it.
Just let me lock in.
Oh, the chadma, man.
How about some liquid?
Need to dip it right after this.
Alright, so there's a literal, like...
Where's the other constant?
Where the fuck is it?
I gotta be close to our spawn cause the other one's behind us.
Yep, just slow walking away.
All this game is, just slow walking away.
I got it, don't worry. I got it, I got it.
I can adapt.
Shit on idiot loser.
Why is there two? And why is he making no noise?
He's not making any noooice!
He's just inside me spray close-ray shift walk
Chad is there a way I can check my all three and eight is there a way I can check my all-time
KV in right?
We're actually kind of turning this game around JP I don't have my phone run off
I
Last what's up, dog
It's getting you killed, okay?
You're going in every round with an AK and no armor.
Listen, you prioritize, it goes armor, then gun, then utility, okay?
Right now you're just buying gun, sometimes utility, no armor.
You need armor.
I hear you.
You'll stop me from getting dome capped.
Sometimes, you won't make it.
Worn up.
Worn up.
What?
Yes, man.
You are not a bother.
No.
We have a lot of them, trust me.
I said right here, right here.
Trust me.
What do you think of my aim right now?
Your aim's good though. Your aim's good.
Also, please from the world's God,
never queue any of these maps again.
These are not...
Just set me up good after this game.
Call me. Call me.
There's the Ops Virgin. I've done the same thing, Lake. He's literally just a virgin sitting on an Ops holding an angle from a- like-
Oh, there's a hostage over here. This is so easy, guys. Why are we challenging them? Just let them come to us.
No way he can see me, right?
If I'm here, can he see me?
No, there's no way I'm blocked.
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming, the British are coming, the British
He could have seen me, he just threw on his back and shot me.
Yeah, well one time I peeked out there was three people.
I should have just baited and let him get close.
But this game it's like...
Oh yeah, give me that, give me that, yeah? Yeah!
I don't know why we kept fighting them all arounds.
Can they come from there?
Move, you damn moves!
I'm the best.
That's the way to clear when I say this.
The AWP is the best gun in the game, by far.
Whoever gave me the AWP, I want to have sex with you tonight.
As long as we're 18 plus.
I mean, I could just one shot.
fuck with me now come fuck with me now it's gonna play like every other time
here you go take me off the angle it's gonna play like every other fucking
chud
why are we picking up still guys just let me dust bro are you blocking me I
wait like like wait wait wait please get some pussy bro stop
I'm bad at it.
Nice wake.
come on wait nice wait I'm sorry for ever yelling at you the greatest of all
time
I
Got him up y'all
Move dude my god, you're annoying as fuck. You're not funny. It's annoying little kid. It's not funny to just block someone
Alright, turning into every other game I've played.
That's a one-shot edge-office.
So a shotgun called the XM14.
Just one-shot edge-office across the hall.
I mean that's gotta be a joke, no?
Brother, a shotgun just one shot ahead shot me from across the hall put on armor. I already bought armor.
Oh Chad, I'm sure as shit trying that. I'm sure as shit trying that.
Selling my teeth, bro.
See fucking playing left fucking handed.
Bro is this guy playing CSO left handed?
What the fuck?
What am I watching?
buying that shit. I promise you I'm buying that shotgun!
I sort of got the guy shot at the incandescent stone, so...
and get the hostage.
The hostage's right in here.
What are you doing?
What's he fucking doing in the ass?
What, where were we?
In seats, you just pick him right up.
I have a section tense this is like a horror movie.
He made it.
He made it.
There's no way he dies down here.
I just shit myself.
Is that the only extraction zone?
Alright, let's see where the shotgun's all about, Chas.
This is the shotgun that one-shot headshot me with Kepler Helmet Armor on.
From down the hall.
Brother, if these shotguns are good in this game, I'll be a fucking...
Whatever the highest rank is.
Can you move instead of slow walking?
I
Fucking
Bro move you annoying little kid oh my god I will bang your aunt as long as she's
consensual
fuck it we ball
I knew he was there. I had so much game sense, but my aim is ass! I knew he was there! Yeah, T-Bag me, you b***h!
I got a sprint.
These fellows are gonna regret waking up this moment.
I'm confused, where can they come from?
I'm confused, where can they come from?
Almost a double for the bohoys!
See, I like that, I like just getting in their face!
Hit on this little slow creep, slow creep walk.
I have an AWP. I'm sitting in spawn 5,000 meters away from everyone because I haven't felt the touch of a woman in 37 years
Simon are spawning and grabbing up and then hold a long-range angle for three minutes
Like I'm running at you
Chat am I am I not that bad am I not that bad chat
Am I not that bad?
Literally are six. Yeah, it kind of reminds me of our sex
Come on, come on, jump, jump!
Move! I'm gonna kill this kid! I'm gonna kill this dude!
What are you doing blocking me, you fucking idiot?
God, are you guys all toddlers?
I'm the best! I'm the fucking greatest! Come on, dude!
Reef on the island. I didn't keep my shot.
Move it, son. I'm good off the LMG, man. Thank you.
here to win ball games now.
Believe me, but my T-shirt is stuck.
Wow, just like Siege, you can stop the truck.
I didn't mean to shoot you, I didn't mean to shoot you.
I hear him, I hear him.
Not a bad shot, kid!
Who might say not a bad shot, kid?
Rubber!
Got that's annoying.
Jump peeking with a shotgun actually arouses me.
That's not a bad shot, kid!
9 to 15.
God, I'm ass.
I gotta get good at this game.
I wanna get like disgustingly good at this.
Go, go, go!
Long range gun goes first.
Hostage. Hostage.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.
There's always one camping hostage.
I see why literally no one plays this fucking mode.
I see why. I see why no one plays this shit.
Not a bite of cookie.
We're waiting but it's close.
Like, see how he's playing?
This is the meta bro, this is the meta.
This is slow walking with a fucking AWP.
This is the meta.
Down the hall.
I'm gonna come.
Yo, there's one chug muffin camping the house.
Good day!
That's it.
Get back!
Nice, Cammie!
Nice!
oh yeah give me that off give me that fucking off please and thank you
I'm going to do what every fucking shot does, watch this.
Alright.
I hope he knows how hard I'll sign it.
What?
Oh my god!
Well the op is broken!
They just died instantly but with like no agitations.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Why am I left-handed chat no
Our close game here chat it's up to us to win it. It is up to you now. You are the only one there
I mean, it's just how big of a virgin are you?
Like, I mean, let me just do it.
I'm just gonna get in the hop and not move for two minutes!
That's all they fucking do!
You did the exact same thing?
Wait Chad, you're right, I literally, is that a penis?
I literally did the exact same thing.
I went to the same spot.
Oh.
Oh, you gotta hit that shot, bro.
For about to be 10, 10.
I need it off or I'm gonna lose.
I'm 11 and I'm 18. I'm so...
AHHHHH!
My damage is good though. Wait, my damage is not that bad.
Is this like...
What rank am I?
Am I like the lowest rank in the game?
Should we all know?
silver one what do you mean paper I'm not paper let's go fellas
all right man sit and wait
THAT IS SUCH AN EASY KILL FOR ME GOD DAMN IT!
JUST GIVE ME THE AWP!
I'm about to just do a pistol round so I can get the AWP.
I'm not even trolling.
Come on team, 3v3.
Bruh, I might get an assist. I think I hit him.
Did I hit him?
Bruh, I need the AWP like I need a dick in me!
I need the op, I need the op, I need the op, I need the op.
Shoot him in the mouth.
We're gonna lose.
No fucking way, we're down.
I gotta stop getting frostbite.
FUCKING RAY WE'S OUT!
I gotta stop getting first crack.
That is a hundred percent on me.
RUN!
RAP timing!
CS timing might actually be worse than siege. That was...
That was SUCKED RAP timing!
I need the op. I'm literally just gonna do a dual bread on sound just so I can afford the op next round
You know what I mean chat?
I don't know what's the deal, I don't have a gun for this, I need to push up hungry but
You want to just bait me?
As I push up, I am the unluckiest human of all time.
What the fuck is that?
Where am I going?
Oh my god, I'm about to spawn.
No, not like this.
It's actually over, wow.
1v2.
Hello!
Is that guy made out of metal or what?
Fuck!
Are you guys shot at me these times?
No?
Alright, I don't care if I have no armor, I'm going off with no armor.
Time to be great.
Go, go, go!
I'm going off with zero armor.
One time I- One time I select an op, Charles is just sprinting inside me.
But then every time I don't have an op, they just sit down a 400-yard hallway and wait.
THE ONE FUCKING TIME! I AM ENOUGH!
THIS GUY IS INSIDE MY ASS!
I think I just broke my camera.
I'm not even kidding.
I legitimately think I just broke my camera.
Oh, it went down there.
Oh my god.
Case opening. We can't!
For the hundredth time
There are no cases to open I spend my allowance
What are these stains I don't
High-vives help call me high-vives call me
High-vives fucking call me please high-vives. Please God call me
What are the right things I got to turn off cuz this shit is ass.
The one time I have an op I got a close range gunfight.
The one time I have an op I have a close range gunfight.
I'm gonna read that and ask.
He's just running down the stairs.
First time they've done that the whole game.
I swear to god.
My-
Shut up!
My luck is disgusting.
I don't know. I get an op and now it's a close range shotgun war.
I've been trying to use a shotgun for the last hour.
All these fuckers do is just sit on a long hallway with an op.
But one time I have an op and I literally say,
I'm gonna go op, no armor. I'm just gonna hit my shots.
High-byes, what?
How's it going, bro?
I need help. I don't ever want to play hostage again. That shit is ass.
Don't worry, don't worry, it's wrong.
What are the best things?
I'll give you the combat, ready?
Do you want combat, or do you want specific maps?
You did well, Mirage.
Mirage was the map you were playing on.
Um, you know dust?
I think you played inferno retakes.
I don't know if you really like that map.
Ah! Ah!
I just want maps that don't have hostage.
And I'm good. I don't care.
I got you so it's this map this one this one this map this map this map
done
No
But this one's on a calm so I look for this map don't even get used to it and
This maps on a calm so perper. It's not from here. So
How do you see these maps these maps are in for me right now?
Yeah, we can use these maps, okay?
So, how would you assess your gameplay so far?
You said what?
How would you assess your gameplay so far?
Like today, how are you feeling?
You look a little stressed out, cortisol is maybe a little high.
It's not spiking yet, it's just a little bit high.
All anyone does is sit and wait sit and wait sit and wait. It's all this
High-fives is there a way to check my stats
Your stats
Yes, I
Want to see my Katie shot. I might what play a rocket a turn my guys. I might not be on CS for another game
My play rocket
I want to see my katie.
I got you.
Here, here, here.
Here, these are all your stats.
I'm just going to have katie do that.
Don't play from here.
Okay, that's going to work.
Give it one second.
I just want to view my stats.
Yeah.
I think with this website you have to do it a lot though.
CS you can't just like view your stats, I don't believe.
You can't see your... WHAT?!
Or maybe there's some way you can do it, but I don't know.
Login, sign in.
Oh.
I can see the gigantic fucking number.
So you have a point five eight HLTV rating.
What does HLTV mean?
I don't care about that.
HLTV is basically a program like they cover everything pro.
So you would be, say in pro league, you would be dead last, yeah, in everything.
I think that's actually worse than honey pixels.
I could, I, that's not how I brought up, I make you look.
So you're doing pretty well for yourself.
Shut the, like, it's just the sarcastic bullshit.
No one wants to hear that shit, dog.
So what is like the best HLTV?
what's a good one why is the chat laughing
what does the HLTV go up to oh don't you want dongs profile yeah
Yeah.
Have you seen Don's perform?
No, let me see Don's, bro.
He's the go, at least me.
That has to go.
I got you, man.
So.
So my KD is a 0.57.
Is that good or like bad?
God, that's, yeah, that's horrible.
OK.
So, Donk's rating, he has a 1.41 right now.
What's his KD?
It's KD, let's see, is that anywhere on here?
Look.
What did I, it's 19.
When I was 19, I was cracked, bro, like I was cracked.
So, let me get this straight, I have a 0.57 KD and a 0.58 HLTB.
What's an average HLTB, 0.6?
Um, head shot percentage 60% KD ratio is a 1.29 verse top five opponents.
Yeah, verse top five opponents he has a he has a rating of 1.31.
And then you just formed everyone else.
Long as the go, bro.
So we have a little ways to go. That's all that really here.
I wouldn't say a little ways. I would say right now.
That KD is worse than any pixels and that rating is worse than any pixels.
So you probably have a ways to go.
That's why I said a little ways to go. Yeah, it's not gonna be all sunshine and butterflies, bro
So what is y'all Katie since everybody in the chapter, bro, what is y'all Katie bro?
Probably a point nine ego just to go dipshit
Who said 4.7? You don't have a 4.7 rating dude! I don't even think I was born like a barn!
You don't have a 4.7 rating! Shut the fuck up! It's not possible!
Just are you sure you want me to show mine? Cause like, uh, I just mauled. I just mauled again.
Show me your shit, bruh.
What's up?
I don't know.
The difference is that dog is against pros and you're against bots. Thanks, man. Any other positivity in here tonight? Let me know.
Hi guys, why'd you clear your throat, bro? This is ability that good.
Yeah, but what's your rank? What's your rank, bro? No one tears
Where
You're facing level four bro hang it up, okay
Okay, so how do I see your rank rank, bro?
What do you mean the top? I just see a hundred of things silver for bro you are
ass high-fives
but does that say premier does that say premier premier s4
yeah
it doesn't look good right now and I understand that premiere oh 10,000
Yeah, it's bad right now just, but it's going up, bro.
I'm not 1v1ing highlights to give him my ego boost.
No.
I won't be 1v1ing your bitch ass in a week.
I'm not 1v1ing highlights to give him my ego boost, dude.
This guy's ego's the size of Jupiter.
Pussy, yeah, right.
You know what I have, let's 1v1, let's do it, let's do it.
Wait, but no, there's a Rock League tournament in 10 minutes.
Yeah, it's all good.
We don't have a mongo on James.
I already know I'm better.
Chad, we win the Rocket League tournament and then we won one of us?
Are you sure you want that?
Bro, yeah, I'm gonna kick your ass, kid! You're not good!
Hi, guys! You're like... Hi, guys!
Name one game you're better than me at.
Siege better than you are.
Paws rewind that no you're not
Rock it
All right, all right rock and we got give you that I'll give you that I'll give you that what else what else
Play me in class kids
Super hero moves I'm good. I'm glad you got an ego off that. Jesus, I need a way more idiots
Look bro, I'm gonna win this fucker league tournament and then I'm gonna fuck your tight ass
What the hell chat so like can I just get to I just want to be like dog bro like
This game it's so hard
So let me put this, if you and me, you're the closest to Don can you ever be.
Because I am Donk, basically.
But, you know, I'm really humble with it too.
I'm gonna watch Donk how that time is.
Okay, oh my god, they came looking at me.
Oh my god.
Oh, so cool, bro.
Bro, mute up!
The magic and dog now to be five get to be hard to like this one go but dog will find
a way to get spirit firing again another chance dog was three and you cannot stop him it's
like the pistol round what am I watching dog is so unbelievable in these situations
and down to a 1v1 is wonderful dances around with him but dog have when is the next major
Dude, I want to watch this guy live
What is the next major?
Yeah, what is the exact date?
June isn't that like eight years from now? All right March
May wait no March April May June. Well
Bro, when is the next like mate there's only two majors a year
They play in three days.
Where's the Astralis?
What time?
What time is that?
What time?
Oh, what?
245, twin?
245.
I could be up at 245.
Wait, or like on at 245?
Oh, it's BL3, too.
Chad, should we watch this?
Hold on, Jason.
I think that's what I am.
Wait, what is it?
There's no way to tell you I'm, wait, right?
Wait, yeah, I know he has perms, I know he needs perms.
But hi guys, it's a military time, so that's 245.
Oh, you need perms, you need perms, you need perms.
What do you, what do you mean perms?
I need perms to watch pros?
Yes bro, if you watch without, listen,
you like this trick that you're going to, right?
You like this trick that you're going for?
Yeah bro, I'm trying to get two years, yes, yes.
Yeah, see, if you watch without getting perms,
that's your equivalent.
It will ban your Twitch account.
Dima, they literally banned Dima.
Dima, you got banned?
They blocked him.
Dima, you got banned, Dima?
Wait, so how do I get perms, bro?
Like, what?
I can get you perms, like, I can get you perms.
But isn't this in Friday?
This is like coming up.
Wait, which team is dumb?
spirit spirit spirit spirit to be honest I think they great witness event I'm not
gonna lie there's really maybe mouse mouse it's very sleeper to watch it's
kind of like your gameplay it is shut up yo shut the fuck up I'm tired of all
the jabs how do I watch dog I like do I gotta text them or
something.
You'll have me perms in three days.
Yeah.
Probably day actually.
Oh, there's no way in hell I'm going to watch the semis game.
That's at 10, but I'll be able to watch this game in the
finals.
So I don't stream at 10 AM dude.
I need to jerk off and stuff.
But I can easily watch this.
How long does the best of three take hour?
Depends if it goes map three, huh?
Yeah.
Probably two, three hours.
Two, three hours, yeah.
Okay, chat.
Chat, do you guys want to watch dog on Friday?
Yes, I don't know.
I would go live 15 minutes early.
Okay, the entire chat saying yes.
Okay, have us.
get perms then dude yes yes yes I'm gonna I'm gonna work it out I don't know if
you need perms for different sites you know I'm saying so if you're multi
training I'm gonna work it out I'm gonna work it out I'm gonna get your perms bro
you can watch dog you watch right this you watch the best ever touch the game
and yeah but chat what is this okay thank you have as I appreciate it bro yeah
No worries, bro.
Hey, bro, great game play today.
I will say.
I hear you smiling.
Like, how about I'm not a toddler.
I can hear you smile when you say great game play.
Listen, bro, just being supportive, man.
Just being supportive.
You did great, bro.
You bought, um.
I went double negative.
Like, what is great about that?
Well, you did pretty good for buying
AKNoArmor for the first half of the game.
I'm muted.
How I'm deafening.
Like, this guy ain't just jabbed.
That's all it is.
He's just fucking jabs.
That's all it is.
Just jab, jab, jab, jab.
I've had enough of that bullshit.
You do not meet the tournament requirements.
Hey, bro, what the fuck does this even mean?
We can't play.
What does this mean?
Anybody down? Restart. I'm gonna run out of time. I'm gonna be gonna run out of time. Okay, so
I literally saw everyone type yes. So chat, I will, what's it called? I'm gonna go live on
Friday at 2.45 and we'll watch talk. I'm gonna go live 15 minutes early. And then if he makes it
to finals, I'll watch that too.
You do not meet the tournament requirements. Is this real life? Is this actually happening?
I had to update? There was an update an hour ago.
You're gonna miss it. I told you the update is 10 minutes.
No one said that!
back on CS like what this is good I need to get better at this fucking game
anyway all right now I'm locked hi boys could you give me like more pointers
Please
Hi guys, I'm about to enter another competitive game and right now I right now have a 0.5 kitty
So I need you to give some advice and some motivations
Okay, so we have a .57...KD.
You don't need to repeat it loud. I said it, bro. It's not- I'm not proud of it. I'm not proud of the KD.
Just having context of the story. Just making sure all of yours are intact and, you know, we all understand what's happening.
What you need to do is you need to get kills. Alright, so I'll bring it down to you.
Um, what's it a.k.a. Aim at the head. Tap. Um, kill. Right there.
Yeah, it's like stop already stop. Hi guys. It's not that fucking easy
I've been using controller for 20 years. I can't just tap. I can't just fucking tap
Like it's a little harder than that
I'm gonna be one of this guy, how do I fucking won't do it? How do I want you want you?
Wait, Dima, Dima, do you not have to set up a server?
I won't go on server.
Wait, I have 32 cases left over from last night.
Yes, ma'am.
How many keys?
Wait.
No, I'm not opening till tomorrow.
No.
Chad, shut up, shut up, shut up.
No, no, not until tomorrow.
I wanna 1v1 you and fucking humble you.
That's what needs to happen.
It's not gonna happen, bro.
It's not.
I don't know where your expectations are.
You know how your face is pushing?
Now you're face is not.
Bro, don't, don't.
Brother, don't do that.
No, like, I wouldn't want to be on bomb.
Like, I wouldn't want to be on bomb.
What?
Yeah, I'm not doing that in-box bullshit pre-fire.
Huh?
It's fucked up, and you know what? I'm playing on any play, any play you want to do.
Yeah, 1v1 me on Dust or Mirage. I will smack that ass all night long.
I will fucking destroy you! High-vives! I will destroy you!
Because, bro, I don't care about your aim. I'm just gonna out-position you the whole time.
Blame me on Dust, bro.
Oh
But I mean that's dude
But I mean that's dude
So bro, we're gonna be able to watch dog on Friday have us like a hundred percent
No, I wouldn't do dust no, I don't do dust check
No, I wouldn't do dust check
I don't know the wingman maps hi guys I'm gonna beat you
don't chat I'm telling you bro run predictions
You can call me on Discord, God damn you.
Jinx to your high-vives, run for prediction.
Jinx to your high-vives, run for prediction.
Call it on Discord.
Jinx, you just got word.
It's just possible.
We're going to get you in.
We're going to get you in.
You should be possible.
In what?
In what?
To the watch party, to the watch party.
I
Have us
Chat me or dog or not dog Jesus mere high back
Jack me or hive mind
Don't fuck face me or hive mind. Yo have ass
Yes, you made myself clear in this, bro.
You are not going to beat me in a 1v1 in CS, bro.
Open one CS case, please.
Let me talk for this guy really quick.
Open one CS case, please.
I might not be here tomorrow.
OK.
Tarantul, you cannot threaten your life on me
opening a case.
Come on, bro.
I'm going to rip 300 cases tomorrow.
I'm not doing one.
OK, hold on, Jinx.
I'm gonna, we need to hide your screen
so you don't leak shit.
Wow, wow.
We're gonna do a-
We're gonna fucking destroy Hi-Vice, bro.
I'm gonna destroy him.
I'm going to fucking destroy him.
Wait, Dima, this isn't, Dima, how do I?
No, no, no, this is wrong.
So Hi-Vice has 35 million points and I have 1 million.
Are you guys fucking serious?
Why do you guys have no faith guys you're betting against do I have to say it the
2023 gamer of the year
Guys like I would have made and yes, I'm dragging that out
Guys you're betting against the
2023 gamer here. What is this bro? It's gonna be um, you know, it's gonna be a mirage. Okay mirage
What you don't want to play me on dust
No, no, no, it's just this server is mirage. So we're gonna play mirage. Okay, so I'm bro. Why is that?
Jack Jinx diverse high-bives
Wait, what is it up to 13?
I should get on now
I'm gonna get you in here we're not open this
Bro, I'm gonna put belt ass high-bives. It's just gonna be fun for you. It's not gonna be fun
It's gonna be miserable
How about it's like I'm a gamer, bro. Do you realize like who I am?
All right, give me one second. I'll do anything
I think.
Um.
What if you lose?
What if you lose?
Wait, hold on.
What?
Yo man, does he have to do it too?
of the
of the
of
of
of
of
of
No, you're not.
Let me, um...
Chats for predictions! What have you guys got?
I'm gonna figure this out.
I've never seen anything like this.
Okay, what's gonna be this?
Dual...U...Shine?
Jinx T versus Highbyes 1v1.
one. You're headed to me, damn.
Well, I'm.
Well,
yeah, I got you stand.
No, how many rounds do you want?
How many rounds do you want?
So it says rounds to win no limit, 15, 36, 15, 15,
but it's going to be like a Mirage bomb.
1v1 or is that not a good practice?
um
wait why are you watching me?
hi buddy what is this? I wanna play 1v1
I know I'm trying bro, chill
your enemy Dima
I was shooting at three or no?
no
no no
Chad I know the screen's black guys we're trying to get out of the
Hmm
Bro the people running up and shooting is real
You accept it
I'm not getting there.
Seems to be no offense. You're going to fucking kill me now.
No, I'm not, bro. I'm going to win.
Chad, nothing's leaked. Shut the fuck up.
All right, do you just want to do that server?
That's what you did? I don't know how to do this.
Yes, bro. Yes, this shit is ass. Whatever that is, is ass.
That was the most ass shit I ever...
Okay. I don't know.
I'm just getting shot by people.
I just want to do like what we did with on it, but like just me and you
Burst each other. Yeah
And can we do dust or no
No, I don't think so
But
So one be wanting somebody in CS go is like solving brain surgery. Yeah, I don't know how it's question does this
You can't just invite
No, but you're not home
But yeah, what is this?
Yeah, how do you do it? It's like fucking
I just want to 1v1 oh my god what is this!
Jed I know you can't see I know I know I know
I'm trying Jed I'm trying
Go to practice mode while in a party
Okay
I'm seeing a lot of people say that
practice
Practice a bit of all in a party and then
Oh, okay, okay, okay, I got you so you want dust yeah dust dust dust I'm just gonna say we should be over there every man
Bruvz, he just clicked custom game. What is this shit?
Oh my god, I think it's working, maybe?
Yes!
Good at us?
Well, we don't. Yeah, that's fine, that's fine.
Uh, whatever you want to, whatever you want to go.
Wait, but I have bots on my team.
I know.
This is so weird, it's like actually...
You want to just talk about shit, it's impossible.
Wait, wait, I have no more bots, I have no more bots, I have no more bots.
Kick them I think you fixed it can I just read or no no no no yeah, you can you can okay?
All right, you want to you ready?
Yeah, you ready to get this dick
Yeah, I'm ready bro Chad remember guys once you bet on I box don't apologize
Because you're gonna want to apologize after this I'm gonna put belt you ask literally chat
I
How do I force start oh
Okay
We force start this that's not command so what is it up to 13?
Yes, you're not gonna win this
Highlights, you're not gonna win there. All right, come on. Just walk in
You just want to agree on a bomb site to go to nope. No, no, no
Oh, you just wanna play the game.
Yep, I just wanted to win in the greasiest way possible.
Okay, okay!
See ya.
Little grease ball.
I mean, this is the end.
Alright.
Come on, bro.
Get a walk in.
You absolute chad muffin.
It is what it is, bro. You wanted this, you know?
I think you're gonna lose to the bomb, not me.
This is insane.
Shut up, high-fives!
Bro, it's losing to a bomb!
How do you miss out your gun?
You're alive!
Give me those guns, though. Thank you.
How are you alive?
Ah
These fellows are gonna regret waking up the small man the diffuser you that you know from siege
I can plant that in this game too, and you have that you have to diffuse it
Seems like you don't know that
So you're mad I think you're I think you're planting and then you're mad
Stop loving my body show respect show respect don't like
Drinks the awesome aura shit like awesome or shit. I'm going to run down mid every single time you're not gonna do anything about it
Just so you know, they'll be there be square
Nice ain't dipshit nice fucking name, bro. Wait, are you flush? I'm gonna watch out
I've been out of there, bro
Right
You're so bad you're so bad
You're so bad
Who am I playing?
Bro I think the fucking AI clanker is gonna kill me before you
Holy shit
5 6
I'm not gonna kill I don't this is embarrassing, bro
I try to make it easy for you. Oh the way. I'm goose. I'm goose right now. I'm goose. Okay. Yeah, if I know what fucking goose is
I don't know what that is yellow and call-ups. Where you at? Oh
Oh, thanks for watching the one-tap.
You're not that good, dude.
You're not that good.
Let's warm it up.
If I get 13-0ed, I'm quitting this game!
Shot your body, too.
I'm gonna go fuck.
Run down mid again.
Watch right, out mid.
Don't look at it.
It's an absolutely horrible gaming environment.
Hello you at?
Hello.
Yeah, what do you mean by stop moving?
What the fuck does that mean guys?
Hell bro.
How about I just shoot?
Hey, I'm middle.
I'll give you a UAV bro.
I still don't think you can kill me.
Yeah, play it bro.
What is this opera singer like what is that what is that
It's my it's my outro gear up
You got some nerve going
So that's tiny you have the best timing ever butter butter butter butter butter
I was holding no no Jack. What do you mean stop moving stop that shit up? Oh
You know what I shoot I you know what I shoot
Yeah, bro
I learned these things watch ring out mid look away
I'm just gonna go B and plant first
Not middle? Okay. Don't wanna fight me? Okay.
I just plant nothing.
You know what's crazy? Is that my no-taker faked me.
I see you C2.
Where did you go? Where did you go?
Hello?
How are you alive? I'm hitting you!
This shit is ass! No!
That ass!
I'm hitting you first!
how is he alive do i not have enough for armor
do we auto have armor have us um possibly i'm done with it again
flash friend i'm looking away nice you're not mad
Is that a walk like you're walking?
What is that?
GG.
Play one more time.
Play one more time.
I guarantee I win.
No worries, no worries.
One more.
Wait, how is it up to eight?
Is that 1v1 rules?
This is just casual, yeah.
Sorry sir.
I actually don't think that's going to help you.
I'm not done with you there.
Hello?
Not me here?
Put a sock in dude, please.
Thank you.
Hello, you know me mere
Put a sock in please. Yeah, you're so greasy. You're like you're planting the bomb
A or B A or B A or all right, you don't want to fight
Get literally I play okay, so whoever attacks wins. I understand it now
You just control it all
You are so shit.
I'm gonna say, no.
I'm gonna be chaffed.
I'm gonna be chaffed.
I'm gonna be chaffed.
Can't undertaste with.
What?
It's cuz I want somebody chaffed.
Done.
Done.
Goddamn, bruh.
Oh, good shit.
Highrolabe?
It's all good, jane.
Anyone middle? Anyone cat?
Anyone middle? Probably.
Let me check out B.
Anyone B? Anyone B?
Anyone B?
K, K.
You don't like gunfights, huh?
Carrier?
Daddy's home.
Get the fucking shit off, kid!
Get the fucking shit off!
By the way, by the way, what I want you to do,
what I want you to do,
what I want you to do,
you see that wing at the back of the AK?
You were jumping.
So, what I want you to do,
I want you to go to the fucking gas station
and buy a lottery ticket.
You fat bald idiot!
I think I make that out of your hand though.
Hey!
Oh yeah.
Easy.
Fucking easy.
I
Yeah fucking easy
Plus thank you, sir. I got a new stop moving. That's it that easy
That'd be
why does my brain have such a hard time processing to stop moving? is it because I'm unintelligent?
yeah, I mean it's a listen thing shut the fuck up I'm asking you why am I so...
is it because I'm like stupid?
let's go
I told you I'm just good at the game, you didn't believe me
you didn't believe daddy
not that good
I'll be a D still.
D.
C.D.
Presses up an illumination, it's over yet.
Why peek?
Why peek?
Why peek?
Why peek?
Why peek?
Why peek me?
I'm your daddy, boy.
Brother, brother, brother, brother, brother.
1v1's just 2, it's Akosata.
Brother, why peek?
I'm your daddy, I thought.
Why peek?
I had an Ego.
go you want to go up but wait just wait does your side even get up or not yes
That's the best I've had up.
Oh, I was about to say this game is a not balance.
Chaps, you're disgustingly locked in.
Now, you're pretty mo-
Oh, cringe.
How about if I wear this, bro?
I'm just saying.
What's with the fake?
Yeah, I think you're faking it.
Yep.
It's a fake, bro.
Yeah
What's code on bombing 775 6 3
Damn life
What's site that I shot this one I know it's a
You're using a one-shot gun I promise you you're not good I promise you
That court is all in check. I'm literally already bad. Yes, how many days it takes for
I'm already back. Hey, you're using an op bro. I could give it to a fucking toddler and he would know how to kill with it
What about now? Let's see. On the ground. On the ground.
Get some pussy, dog! On the ground.
What is all that?
It's because you know I'm at a headshot. You have to get on the highest box possible.
All body shots.
We got a ZZZ for how high by splatters. Please.
You switched it up. You wanted this.
Don't do what I think you're gonna do.
This is no good for you.
Peek me if you're actually better at the AWP than me.
Peek me.
You're just suicide, like...
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You made me in, you made me in.
I know you're a shit player and you're using AWP
because that's all you could do, that's all you could do.
You can't, you can't use a gun, you can't use a gun.
By the way, you have the best gun on your side.
You have an AK.
You realize that, right?
Have you looked at the blind menu?
No, you haven't
Hey, bro, give me a favor keep that quarters out of check, please
Please
Yeah
Yeah, the reaction time of a fucking baby slob god damn
You're fine forward a new player dude hang it up
5 forward in that player dude.
Hang on up please.
Just go to the side, go to the side.
I don't know what that is.
Oh good.
No no ball.
Again, I'm a new player.
I don't know any of that.
No no ball.
I
Where are you looking are you good?
But I got plenty of time
All right, that's long
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Not like I swung cat right into an off the last time and died
No, it's not letting me explain it it's unlucky death
What are you doing now?
I mean, you know what I'm doing, bro.
What are you doing?
How'd you know? How'd you...
You're actually a genius. I was literally...
Where you at?
Bro, you have this rotation. You go B, B, A, mid.
You're such a readable player.
I'm shot!
Did I not shoot him in the head?!
I didn't have a flash, I threw my gun to distract you and then I just swung off it.
More replay than you.
Is there a figure somewhere in this game chat?
Of course.
Walk your way around it.
I'll be in your game.
Flashbang.
You on flash and B?
No footsteps probably an A again.
I'm running the bomb.
What a mid.
Who has been injured?
You're so cringe you're just so cringe bro.
I hate you.
I fused a bomb simulator.
What are you doing?
Where you at?
You know, bro.
No time to have us.
good at every game I play!
Last round.
Confidancy.
Confidancy.
I can't, like I...
Just play better there, please.
Alright, no no no no.
I'm sorry.
What's he?
Who the fuck am I?
DJ.
Nice try though.
I
Think love China got the gloves
Wow
Hey, did you see how much hey, bro?
Yeah, I think like you could work on some stuff dude, but no, you're not that bad. I
Appreciate that bro. Yeah. Yeah, you are just as bad as I thought
The fuck is wrong with your head get me out of here, bro. Let me play rank
How about I still fuck yourself dude leave the car
What the hell?
No, bro, I I would love to spend time with you, bro. You know what?
Let's spend time together
You want to leave the car and coach me?
I'm gonna educate you
What are you like a satanic coach?
No, bro, of course not.
No, I've got you
Hey Jack, cases, cases, cases, cases
For the 975th time
We can't do cases
Not until tomorrow
shut the fuck out dust
just one out of the
status cut
bro have i keep it like this bro
i'm probably a better player than you
that last night was pretty random
right on your chest
Listen Jinx no you're a great player bro when it comes to planting the bomb. I think you could take the bomb and maybe plant
You're really good at that
Other than that your gunfights aren't a thing
You get it answer right now like bro. I'm good at everything. I was sniping you in the face
Your ass to it
You're a great player things here. Good play
Add vertigo I thought I must not in rank
Bro, why did Snake so long to find a game?
Doesn't this player have a game of like 20 million players?
Um, yeah.
Why did Snake so long to find a game?
I like to love it though.
Own a map.
I'm not opening the case!
Shut up!
I'm actually seeing how many players it has right now.
Steam charts.
Like you can see how many active players are on the game right now.
Oh everybody plays premiere that's why hi guys
Yeah, so will I actually be able to find a or out what I actually be able to watch party dog
Yeah, yeah, I'm talking to
Fucking only about it. I need twitch and YouTube
So arrow CS just one case yo arrow
This entire community is literally heroin addicts, bro.
That's all their shit is.
Guys!
Cases aren't even that good!
I opened 500 and got one gold that wasn't worth shit!
You know what that gold was, Chat?
Three days of DoorDash. That's what the gold was.
Please just do one.
Chatty, you win. You win.
Hi, just a minute.
All right, unless you have cases
Just one case just one yeah, I'm a doppler. Yeah, I'm a doppler just one
Whoa nice
No stop no
What am I doing?
No, no
Absolutely not
No
Y'all just said one more
Thank God, we got stuff dust us
Not Chad this is my map y'all this is my map y'all
Hi guys, what's going on?
How, first of all, how are you doing?
I don't think I asked that.
How are you doing?
Not well, not well.
I'd rather be one to you, bro.
I'd rather die than lose to you.
Hi guys, here's my name is G-Dev, okay?
I'm a great player.
Throughout this mic match, I need you to coach me, alright?
And I don't mean that rage-vade, bullshit, toxicity, negativity.
Like bro, legitimately coach me.
High-fives tell me what you want me you want me to be a real coach or do you want me to hold your hand
You want me to tell you what's fucking wrong or you want me?
Okay, be a real coach open one in game. You need God you need to go to church
Yeah, I'm gonna be yeah, I got what do you mean by real what does that mean just toxic?
um a real coach yeah bro i'm gonna give it to you how it's given you know what i'm saying like
it's just i'm not gonna hold your hands throughout this process i think a lot of these coaches
have been holding your hand i'm gonna tell you when you're fucking shit that's what i'm gonna tell
you when your aims ass i'm gonna say work on your fucking name i'm gonna be a real coach
one death equals one case great idea well i will do it tomorrow okay
Okay, so what was that about, what was that?
Alright, let me just tell you, you took the bomb and you ran head first into their whole team.
So now they have the bomb long and your teammates have to fight for it.
You fucking idiot.
Okay, so explain it to me like I'm 5.
You took the bomb.
That's not being planted.
Instead of being planted, you took that, and you ran...
Long doors, you ran right into their team.
You donated them the bomb.
You're USPS right now.
What the fuck are you doing?
Okay, explain it to me that I come forward.
Are you really trying to radio me or not?
I'm... I'm... I'm educating you on what went wrong.
Is that a fucking edible... cookie?
What did you just eat?
It's a part that a protein bar
Look I box keep it about
You see the bomb on the ground right here now you're doing that's the fight for it. What's I'm in a shitty spot
Guys sorry guys about living the bomb
Guys I'm gonna apologize. Oh, we've settled around good luck
You're an uncoachable lark.
Was the lark part necessary?
Here's a close right.
You hear that too, right?
Close right.
Close right.
Close up.
Close up.
Close right.
Yeah, that was right.
Did that guy keep talking?
No, no.
It's just playing, um...
It's just playing here.
God.
All right, Jinx, what I want you to do here is basically...
No.
Cool. First lesson of the day.
Uh, you have 50 bucks right now.
Going into a round...
What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that?
I'm about to tell you, you're cutting off a coach.
Going into a round, you want to be about 2,100.
That kind of eco sets you off steady.
Right now, what you're doing,
You just bought a shot gun with no armor and you're about to donate about your air
Which is right again interesting
Okay, I should have hit I should have hit I should have hit I should have it
Let's go further back into the round.
The bi-phase actually is where you fucked up.
That shotgun should have never been in your hand.
What type of toxic ass coach is this?
Should I buy Beretta? I dropped him. No, no, no.
No, you can press B, press B right now.
And then bottom left. You see the Beretta on the ground?
She's bottom again.
Yeah, there we go.
There's a little one on the ground.
just give me an off and I'll make quick work of these guys
all they get out of there you're gonna burn
so what you need to do you need to WQ someone with those guns that is not a long range gun
okay you need to get somebody's face with that
I'm in his face I'm just fucking dead
I'm in a safe! I'm in a safe!
What do you want, coach?
What do you want?
Uh, you're sitting there like a fucking scarecrow. You're not moving.
What the fuck are you doing?
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm just not gonna lie.
What the fuck are you scared of?
What are you scared of?
I told you, it's a close-range gun.
W-key him! Walk up to him and shoot him in the head!
What are you doing?
Yo, bro, I need you to watch your fucking tone!
I'm never in my life!
I like how the more toxic goats than this
I'm worried I got less than enough of this round for you
Shit, hello, he's alive. Hello, hello
Hello!
Am I not putting bullets in his jaw?
Alright, calm down, you're an awesome man.
Look up, hop right, the middle of your team, that's you, it says Jinxie.
How much money do you have, Jinxie?
I'm saving for an AWP.
What's the problem?
Same problem.
What is it?
I SAID WHAT I'M DOING! I'M SAIDING FOR A HOP!
Yeah.
Ah!
I'm gonna stay calm here.
Are you gonna buy anything to protect yourself?
You're just gonna go out there with a clock.
Also, if you're gonna-
I BOUGHT ARMER! I BOUGHT ARMER!
See? I was about to get to that and you cut me off.
You don't buy armor if you're going out there raw dog.
It's a waste of money! It's a waste of money!
If you're gonna go out there, wall dog, then go out there.
Did I not get an assist?
You want me to be happy about an assist?
Are you serious?
I want kills.
I want productivity.
I don't want fucking assists.
I told you I'm not here to hold your hand.
Let me get it off and I'll show you productivity, asshole.
Let me get it off.
GG everyone just type GG. I will not die for the rats of this game. You'll just stay what I'm telling you.
You have good reaction time? Listen to me, do you have good reaction time? Yes or no?
Bro, yeah, the best.
Turn around, turn around and go straight. Left, jump left. Right there.
Pull out your op. Look down the doors.
How many shots have you killed?
One's there.
Jesus fucking Christ!
I can't concentrate when my coach is laughing in my ear.
I don't know, I'm just like, I'm gonna throw this out here.
It's not like I can't...
When my coach is laughing in my ears, I'm not gonna play well.
And this is why I had a problem with this idea from the jump.
I'm not gonna play good if you're laughing.
Yeah, my bad, I didn't realize I was coaching fucking Gary the snail.
Yo, what the fuck is that reaction time?
Yo, he crossed in front of you, I counted the five and then you shot!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Wait for the wall bang, did you not see me go for the wall bang?
Wait for the wall bang.
Uncoachable, get me out.
I can't wait for this contract to expire after this game.
You're saying uncut, like, am I actually...
Jack, am I or am I not uncoachable?
Right, talk to me straight up.
I'm coachable, y'all.
Am I 0 and 5?
Look, hey, Mr. Coach, Mr. Coach.
You know what I'm gonna say?
Yep.
When you weren't coaching me, I was 5 and I was like 11 and 18.
So clearly you're the problem.
Clearly you're the answer.
You know what?
I'll sit back.
I'll take notes.
You write, you play your game right now.
Okay?
Let me take some notes.
How about you let the gamer of the year play?
Thanks, bro.
Goddamn.
Still dragging it?
Twenty-twenty-three.
You're never seeing that again.
Yeah, I would have liked one for the gamer to hear.
If I actually go and play 13 times, it's going to give it a buck, guys.
Y'all are not seeing the other side.
Oh
It's a fucking pussy I fucking
Box the fucking loser legit
Nice pattern on that AK. I can already tell that was condescending.
Negative reaction time. Shut up kid.
Oh my god he got timing. He got timing.
Team A, why are you sprinting? Team A, why are you sprinting?
I
Get shit on you little to link when grab the user
Coach
The bombs on a jinx. I don't know why you're walking around be so
You don't car you saw them
What do you mean the bombs? You weren't gonna say that
you told me to shut up and just let you play so I let you play and that was a
bit I was an absolute disaster searching see I took a couple notes first of all
let you look at the mini map for Intel that's great when your teammate got
killed mid-doors you looked up at the map you saw where he was located that
was absolutely amazing you were walking around B you were walking around
tons for about the whole round while a there was a bomb there was a bomb on
Okay, but you're doing great, but
How do I die but you don't my teammate just
I
Now I'm gonna say very calm
Burn this again
You just donated the bomb you are fucking Amazon Prime of CS to yeah
Hey
Yeah, Amazon
Yeah, well I thought I thought same-day shipping was impressive, buddy. You're doing same realm shipping
Oh, I don't even know I don't even understand. I don't understand you're doing within the minute delivery
That's actually very impressive rope some fucking drone technology you got
Yo, if you have the bomb just drop it click five and click G. Oh, we need no more donations, right?
Oh!
See what you do with the shotgun.
Where the coach is this?
Shotgun, this shotgun is very good by the way.
Very good.
Gotta get up in their face though.
This is gonna be an op, so be careful.
Hey guys enough!
I know you're in the stream!
Can I walk?
Fuck!
I'm gonna see you in the head. I'm gonna see you in the head.
I lose a close range fight to an op. It's time to hang it up.
I lose a close range fight to an op. Phase Arrectives. I like C'mon.
A close range fight to an op. Coach, why don't I close you about that? I'm going against Prime Optic C'mon.
I mean it's just up you swing it to an op scope so you're gonna die unless you're
done like I feel like only dog can swing into an op scope and really children
unless the opposite opposite but this is what a good value teams capitalizing on
the opportunity your team got control of the site which is very good this is
very good so he's actually gonna play up on these boxes I want you to take
notes on how he jumps up to the box uses a crouch technique so when you
jump up on this box you can go from the card to this box you can crouch on the
box and then you can jump up again okay and then you can win for the entire match
come here what is my team I don't know why he jumped I don't know why he jumped
down
very well played by Rex here you see what you see what that is that that's
uh that's just discipline right I think I think we need to install some of
that in you we need to install some comma comma comma and uh yeah
watch this shit coach you want to see greatness yeah 600 dollars you're gonna
bring any utility or no no worries you're just gonna swing world dog
you're moving on to it
Nice, good kill.
Now quick feed it, quick pick, oh middle middle, yep under, yep tunnels right there.
Nice job Jinx.
I
Like I don't like games
Look you just want to ADP this quickly
Cheeksie
Jinxie what you do a lot and you took the you took the
Bad vice from squishy which is it's very good shifting
When you go around corners, just let your nuts hang ADP that really quick to see who's there
um so don't shoot around corners no because your head gets taken off just like that you know
if you feel that somebody's there yeah you did well you did very well
i found my route on bus i know my exact route i like
that's the same as siege bro think somebody's around the corner you know quick peek
five G five G five G five G five G five G
click five and then click G
oh my god oh my god
I found my route bro
once I find a route
nice
once
I heard that little fucker
such a fucking pussy
I mean how do I use one of those
I mean how do I use one of those
Let's see. I mean, how about I just want that by my route, it's over. That's four kills, two rounds.
I'm just sitting here and leave with us this game.
Let's go, Jinx. You would say my coaching's improving you as a player, right?
Nope. I found a route.
Well, Jinx, that route's not always going to be there, you know?
Yeah. I'm going to go down there and shoot him in the head.
You're the worst coach ever, how about that?
I like that.
Look at this repeat. This is my game.
How am I out-fragging you and it's my fourth day on a game
Very good.
Nice.
There we go.
Might be a comeback time.
Front of the bomba! Front of the bomba!
Front of the bomba!
Very good.
Nice. There we go.
Might be a comeback time.
GTNBC, hey great, great job out there bro.
That ass, you're doing very well.
So, what I see from this spawn formation is a B spawn.
I don't really know if your team
Could capitalize on it to be honest, but just w key to be w key to be
w key to be
I'm just playing like dog somebody come on me now
playing very well bro what do we learn here what do we learn here
Oh nice.
I got himself.
Nice.
Goose goose.
You see him?
That's called goose.
Since he's tucked up, you can grab a little bit of information on car or anywhere else.
You really can't move from there.
Nice.
I
Shit jinxie way to play bro
By jinxie now by the armor by the armor
Yep, so you can replenish your armor. There you go because you were hurt. You need to replenish it
Five G five G
Please the love of God
You're not a good coach!
You're not a good coach!
You're not a teammate!
You're the Fragger, why are you by entry?
Hell is this shit?
No, I'm scared bro.
It's all of those.
I'm not the best game to lobby.
I'm the best game to lobby.
I mean I'm the best in the lobby!
I didn't mean to sweat!
Out of the temple.
Did you see a glock there?
Yeah I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to cause I didn't mean to.
I
Went from 0 and 6 to 8 and 10
You're playing very well, but I will say is he did have a smoke and a grenade right there, so
It's all good utilizing utility here is
He's flashing self no, where did it go?
Oh, yeah, what's up, what's up?
Counter-terrorists win.
Yep, you got two frags, there's really nothing you can do, you're really the opener on this team.
Play line.
See, I like that route, but now I don't know what route I like on this side, I gotta find a route I like on this side.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm gonna key.
I might have a route, I like.
What route?
Okay, no worries.
No, you need to hop on the car first.
Hop on the car.
And then, yep, hop onto that crouch.
There you go, jump.
Jump crouch.
I'm crouch.
There you go.
Stay right there.
I'm gonna shoot you in the face. I know you're listening. You have five seconds
We can shut max we can shut max all day. Let's shut max. Let's shut max
That's a strange landmine, god.
I don't want to talk about it, okay.
I don't want to talk about it, okay.
I don't want to talk about it, okay.
I just want an AWP! God damn it!
Go, go, go!
Nice!
See how I got to the Molotov perfectly?
I actually don't know how it's not burning you
of
the
of
the
of
Yep, you heard one long and within those
You're learning bro
It's learning
That you're wondering about you're getting better at the game
I'm just going to push.
Throwing into range.
Flash.
3 health.
No worries.
Double water.
That's a double kill while flashed.
Rip it and ship it daddy!
Now what I will say...
Double kill now, flash!
What I will say, that was a great double kill.
What?
That was a great double kill.
On three health there, you got a little aggro.
You got a little aggro.
I couldn't hear you around MVP.
I couldn't hear you.
What were you saying?
It said round MVP, so I couldn't hear you that good.
You're a piece of shit.
Why are you being so toxic to your health?
I'm dog, I'm dog.
I don't think dog would have a 0.5 7-10.
Shut the fuck up!
I'm not afraid of south so they're upper thunders right now Jink.
Oh where?
Oh where?
Where you go?
I think it's on the left.
No this is T side.
The upper tons that lower tons was here right about 3 minutes ago when you walked away from
it.
What were you saying, Abbas?
Right where your teammate was, that was lower tons.
And then upper tons would be up through the staircase.
What I want you to do Abbas is relax and just watch this tonight, just watch this
tonight.
Yeah.
Go on.
I know you want to, you un-disciplined idiot.
Thank you.
Nice.
One is T spawn?
Yep.
Right where you two are died, right ahead of you.
Go walk to the left, but...
I got it one shot!
I shot him in the leg!
I saw a product pop out!
I got him with a one shot!
So, I think Squishy and Emily talked to this, maybe one in one ear out the other.
If you shoot him in the leg, it is not a one shot.
Chest up, chest up.
Don't you dare beat that!
Okay, he can peek whatever he wants. Sorry, Daddy. Whatever you like. I will put the
hog away. Chad, I'm sorry, Daddy. Chad, advice, y'all. How about a good or a bad coach? Good
or a bad coach? You're not a threat. Brother, your name is Los Polos Daughter. Like, what's
wrong with you get your life together bro please gotta be quicker my boy I'm
quick main just shedding
dog good here drinks um so to be honest I have no faith yeah I have no faith in
teammates so it's gonna go nine nine but um
um well listen wait i'm almost top rack you want to try yes um okay again remember
the rotate no no sell that sell that sell that get armor first and then a gun
mp9 is good or the shotgun you love the shotgun all right mp9 WP run at these
motherfuckers you are the baddest bitch in the plane it you know I'm saying you
better run you better go
I think they're going cat with a bomb, one behind you.
literally find God he's like laying down in the street post plan horrible last
player you played well though you played well with that I'm actually
best what I will say you have $500 right now so you could buy some utility
um flysprings are good you'd like to you'd love to entry to throw a fly
I was playing and fucking swing off that shit.
Can I arc it that far you think?
I meant what is that? I thought it was high!
Hello! Where's my head? Where's my head bitch?
Where?
Watch the crosshair team.
What happened to my crosshair?
So your crosshair I believe it's still moving right? So moving with the recoil.
Why is it red?
Oh no, no, this is, this is um, every player has their own crosshair and you can see it.
So this is his crosshair.
But I don't remember this. I don't remember this. I don't remember.
Yes, yes, yes. This is his crosshair and every player has their own crosshair.
So if you switch to the, oh he has a lot of life.
Everyone's jacked bro, this team sucks.
Yep.
I'm not worried, Jinx.
So what are we looking at, eco-wise here?
3300.
Is it time?
What do you think? Do you want to go shotgun?
Shotgun, you could go flash.
This time, don't flash yourself. You have to flash enemies.
No worries.
Yep, no bad drinks.
Washed, you've washed, yep.
I believe he's just gonna sit on the car and wait for you, but.
I got this.
This is undisciplined.
Both of us shot the shooter gun a week.
Nice.
Get the fuck off my team.
Get the fuck off my team.
Get the fuck off my team.
You just had the ea-
You just had the ea-
No, shut your bitch ass up.
You just had the easiest kill of your life and you missed seven shots, seven of them.
You missed them.
You, they were right in front of you.
You have a shotgun.
What are you doing?
There's no coaching that.
That's bullshit.
Great stream y'all.
Over.
It's a blessing.
you