Jynxzi
[437/730] π¨ 1 Champion vs 5 Coppers -> ROCKET LEAGUE -> CSGO DAY 5 π¨
03-12-2026 Β· 5h 52m
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That ass music used to just plain and simple be better 10 to 15 years ago.
I don't know how to say bro music is not as good as it used to be bro like 2026 bro we
are washed as a society I don't know our music shit we're washed like brother we used
to have bangers, bitch!
What do you know about Kessa, bro?
Like, this was real shit back in the day.
Like, dude, I would have been a slay girl.
I'm just saying bro like yeah, I'm a dude whatever guys
I'm telling you if I was a girl I would slay and this is not like chat
Maybe it's a little sassy whatever guys if I was a girl I would slay y'all know that like y'all already know
Chat like this is my shit
That's your maybe top five artists in this era
Let's make it go, sell the types like we're done and dying
You're telling me you don't have a direction from this guys, come on!
Like come on! Bro, now what music do we listen to now bro?
Like bro, I'm looking at fireflies, I'm looking at rude, I'm looking at time of our lives, I'm looking at call me maybe
Chat, what's the best song right now?
What do we listen to? Honestly, what do we listen to now chat legitimate?
What are let's do oh my god last song of the day I saw this as a song request. I'm sorry
I'm sorry. We need is the whole world is to stop for this song
Okay
1.4 billion strings on just YouTube the whole world stopped on when this song came out
Where were you the first time you heard of this song?
Where were you, pal?
I was in a car, I remembered!
Solution is my queen cause she's this strong. She is always in my corner right there when I want to.
All these other girls are tempting but I'm empty when you're gone and they say,
Do you need me? Do you think I'm pretend? Do I make you feel like you did? I'm like no.
That's really cool though
But I think that I found myself
Whoever requested this song
Mod him
See if he's 18 plus
And someone give him a blowjob
But cheerleader
She is always right there when I need her
Oh
But I think that I found myself
But cheerleader
She is always right there when I need her
She is always like a model
She breaks my wishes
I wish you like a genie, you're not butthole
Yeah, yeah, cause I'm the wizard all out
And I've got the magic wand
All these other girls are tempting
But I'm empty when you're born
They say, do you need me?
Do you think I'm pretendin' when I make you feel like cheatin'
I'm like, no, not really, cause oh
I think they're a farmer's stuff for cheerleaders
Alright, I mean, that's kind of that
That's kind of that
I swear to God bro, music is just not as good as it used to be bro.
Back in the dizz-o guys, like music was just better.
I'm telling you man, I'm telling you.
Yo, when is the stream starting?
First and foremost bro, your name is Los Polos Daughter.
I don't know what's wrong with you or something bro.
With all due respect, you pissed me off two days ago, you're pissing me off now.
The stream started 10 minutes ago bro.
Shut the fuck up, legitimately.
Shut up.
Why are we going to retweeting that guys the stream started 10 minutes ago guys we're not doing this bullshit
Jinxie it's AJ from high school. I still have PTSD from when you twisted twisted my balls
Too early, I'm literally right on time flick they can put a prime card they can put a prime TX they can depend
She was running football games today. Mr. Triggers thinking of all the milky they can put a prime sub milky
looking extra petite today. Hey, Jinxie, why is your forehead a different color?
Alright, I didn't even know what that means. You mean why is this tanner than
the bottom of his? Maybe because I went golfing without a hat today? I don't know.
I can't tell you. Chad, I went golfing today. Let me just say this off the rib.
Today was the best golf I've ever played in my entire life.
I'm not kidding when I say this.
First six holes of the day, you guys can type cap, par, bogey, par, par, bogey, par.
Three pars in six holes with three bogeys.
Basketball bird played, literally striking it.
Really wow, cap, cap, cap.
Why lie?
doubt guys um yeah that's the good question why the fuck why would I lie
somebody just said cases how do we tell them some motherfucker just actually said
cases are you dumb as shit you're a 25 handicap shut your bitch ass up cases
cases cases cases so chat we came to an agreement as a chat we're doing $2,000
worth of cases every other day. We're taking off Sundays. chat this weekend is
going to be fucking cinema. guys friday. chat on the looks sophisticated when I
do this.
chat on the looks sophisticated. lost my train of thought. what was I saying?
told him it was my train of thought. chat what was I saying? no ugly.
And you're a mod loser. Let's golf together. No, you look slow. You look stupid
Hazard was that a question? Did I say if I look stupid? Do I look sophisticated?
Worst case luck of all time. Okay, so chat. Listen
Tomorrow is Friday. We are going to be watch partying dog
Live in esl for a $700,000 price pool in quarterfinals locked. We're going to go live at 2 45 p.m
EST gonna go live an hour early. We're gonna watch dunk, okay? After that, it's Friday, which means cases
Saturday is dunking finals. I don't know if I'm gonna be live Saturday because I'm gonna be training.
I'm gonna be training Sunday. We have a peak a stream. Sunday is grand finals of that ESL CSGO
tournament. We're going to watch party that live. Right after that, we have a 3v3 streamer tournament.
3v3 streamer tournament on CSGO. It's only streamers. It's 3v3. I might make it a 4v4 because
we're literally overfilled with people. And I have a bunch of people who want to join, but
just text me too late. So we might, can we do a 3v3 tournament or a 4v4? It's going to be draft
format missing a day no no not missing a day I just mean no no not missing a day
I mean um what was I saying missing ESL missing ESL I'm gonna be live at the same
time Dallas with the 10 gifted got to the 10 give it up done because they
like I chat majority people are saying 4v4 so let me name the streamers great
Let me name the streamers.
Here are all of the streamers for the CS tournament on Sunday.
We got some new faces in. All of the streamers on the CS tournament.
Remember, we still have eight spots, not really, because we have back, like we have, we have people who text me late, so we're like backed up on people.
On Sunday, here are the streamers.
This is for the CS Tournament on Sunday. Streamers only.
Spoint, Jinxie, Onay Pixel, Squishy, Richie, Cuffham, Bruce,
Arke, Yugi, Jason the Wean, Rondale, Dingle, Zoink, Sketch,
Ray, Agent, Sina, Joe Bartolizioni, Silky, Deji,
Ginge, XQC, Aiden, and High-Vise.
Aiden and Hivize. Now, we have eight spots left. Expect Klix to join. I think Klix is joining. He texted me late as fuck today.
But if we add in 4v4, we add in eight instruments. Expect Klix to join. But yeah, bro. Sunday is going to be big. I don't even know what else to say.
Sunday is going to be absolute cinema.
We have eight spots left, bro.
But yeah, Sunday is going to be peak.
Sunday is going to be peak.
Sunday is going to be peak.
Blue Dream, they can put a cheer one.
Nando, they can put a cheer one.
Wait, no, chat.
There's some people that didn't hear that.
I don't know, but people said it again.
Now, so chat.
Here's the notepad.
Shout out hi, boss.
So, here's how this tournament's going to work.
Remember, we still have eight spots because we're going to make it a 4v4.
So we're going to select eight captains.
It doesn't matter if the captains are good or bad because let me explain why.
There are global league players in this tournament.
For example, Squishy is a global league, Oney is a global league, but it's a draft.
You know how in the NFL or not in the NFL, not in the NFL, but you know those snake drafts
in like fantasy football?
We're not going to do a snake draft.
So we're going to get eight captains.
I will be a captain.
I'll probably be the worst captain.
All right.
Probably unless there's somebody worse.
But the order of how good a captain is, is what their draft order is.
So for example, let's say squishy is the best captain, squishy is globally or
spoint.
I think spoint was globally.
Let's say squishy is the captain.
Squishy will get the last pick every round because he's the best captain.
And with this, with 32 streamers, 4v4, we should have balanced teams.
I realize I'm fucking brain dead and I'm terrible at balancing teams.
So the best way to balance teams is just to have streamers draft.
They're obviously going to draft the best people to try to win.
But yeah, the goal for Sunday, we watched Grand Finals of ESL.
Hopefully we watched Don Quinn, that would be cinema.
We watched Grand Finals of ESL.
That's gonna end at four right after we do the draft right after we do the games
We'll probably do all the games at the same time in the first round because they're gonna take forever
But yeah, that's gonna be sent off
CS Sunday's gonna be a peak answer also
Friday Saturday Sunday is gonna be our first ever CS watch party. We'll just speak I'm ass at CS
So I would love to watch friends, but yes chat. Ash thinking about a five gift to the ass thinking about good thing
I don't think Lacey replied in the chat. Let me see. Let me see. I don't think Lacey replied. You guys can ask him because we do have eight spots still. Maybe Lacey typed in the group chat. No, I don't see him.
No, I don't see him.
Not at least at the back.
But yeah, eight spots left, Chad.
We're gonna get eight more streamers in here.
Don't you worry.
Don't you worry, don't you worry, Chad.
Do you ever got it bad for you?
All right, guys, without further ado,
it's time to lock in.
Ask your boys, no!
Yesterday was our greatest.
Geo guess their session of all time
We had three consecutive wins one loss chat
Y'all were locked
I'm not gonna lie yesterday that three game winning streak is not happening. It wasn't for y'all y'all were locked
I'm gonna need you locked again. We're trying to get to gold. We're currently silver
Let's fucking go. I've been hard stuck silver in this game for two years. I'm not
Sky an underwear
Montana it's either Montana or Canada I've never been more sure of anything in
my life check the roads wait maybe this isn't Montana
chat what do y'all think it's not new Jersey Canada Canada Canada wait YouTube
YouTube almost forgot.
Chat, are you guys absolutely positive this is Canada?
Vermont?
Brother, are there roads in U.S. that look like this?
Bro, it's a one-way mountain road that's broken.
Yeah, there probably is.
Brother, I'm going Canada.
I swear to God if y'all are wrong!
This is Alberta, Canada.
I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
Alberta, Canada.
Please!
Vox!
Bolgario!
Okay, fuck it. Chad, you're not Vox, you're already up!
What country has these things on the road?
What, was that a stadium?
That looks like a football stadium!
What country plays football?
Well, probably every country.
Croatia, Netherlands?
Move your cam, I can't move it, I'll make it smaller.
Everybody lock the fuck in!
Wales, Austria.
I don't know, y'all aren't really confident, you gotta say a bunch of stuff.
We need tax, tax, tax, tax!
What the fuck does that mean?
Netherlands, Netherlands, Netherlands, Estonia, Canada, Estonia, New Jersey, Pleasant Park,
Get up!
No entry, it's Australia.
Bro, the thing is, wait, Jack!
Rock?
What country puts two circles above the U?
What country puts two circles above the U?
Germany.
I I hope to God in Germany oh no he found text no it's me so he found text
but he gets spain oh my god what an idiot
Watch out, Lockett.
Okay.
Cape Cross Lodge.
Skeleton Coast.
It's got us!
That's a seal.
Skeleton Coast.
What country is this?
This is Australia, is it?
Maybe it's Africa.
This is Africa.
Where is, wait, Cape?
It's gonna be South Africa.
I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
I know exactly what it says.
I know exactly what it says.
Cape Town, South Africa.
If I'm lying, I'm flying.
Cape Town, South Africa.
If I'm lying, I'm flying.
This time for replica, zombie-numbinumb, eh eh, waka waka, eh eh.
Was this picture taken on a fucking potato?
The pics are still rendering for Christ's sakes!
Text! Text!
Text!
What is that?!
Branca.
South America.
It says Branca.
Is this all the information you fuckers are gonna give me?!
Carp! Carp head! Carp head!
Is that a quarter of an ounce?
I'm not getting any closer.
I don't know what to do.
It's organ- wait!
This is- no, it's not.
Almost though, this does look like we're organist.
This picture was taken while the sun's setting so the camera got clenched.
Guys, the only text we saw was Blunk Up.
I'm gonna go South America, Chatzank, Peru!
Lima, Peru, be there!
Yes!
Somebody's close it!
We're getting gold today.
Mark my goddamn words!
Whoa, whoa, it's cold, it's freezing!
It's freezing!
Tax could go a long way right now.
None of what I'm saying.
Tax could go a long fucking way right now.
I don't know where this is.
I actually don't know.
I swear to God I don't know.
Where is this?
Where is this?
Mongolia Iceland, TromsΓΈ Norway.
Somebody said TromsΓΈ Norway.
No Jack, listen, it's not Iceland!
Because remember, Greenland is where life is.
Iceland is where the green is. Trust me.
This is fucking Greenland.
I don't know it's Greenland, it's Greenland.
PCI take control.
Like no.
PCI take fucking control.
Common misconception.
The country was named Iceland because it was actually filled with grass to not have a bunch
of settlers.
But Greenland suffers the exact opposite fate.
Greenland names themselves Greenland because it's literally just covered in snow.
I learned that in seventh grade and it's got to stick with me for the rest of my life.
We are almost gold, ladies and gentlemen.
If your penis isn't hard, start stroking it at a medium pace.
Jack, let's go!
It's not a misinput!
Shut the fuck up!
Jack, y'all were right though.
The thing is, y'all put me on.
When y'all said Iceland, I knew what y'all were trying to say.
Lock it.
Oh my god, it's him.
No, no, no, it's him!
It's him!
It's him!
Sentre?
It's him! It's him!
Centre TΓ©cnic Europe.
Chat, what does that mean? Europe. It means it's in Europe?
This means one of two things. It's either Portugal or Spain.
There are two countries in Europe that speak Spanish.
What is this guy guessing?
New York?
Did he just guess Bayon, new choices?
Chirona!
Lock him.
The numbers, Mason! What did I mean?
What language is that?
What language is that?
Italy?
Ford excites out of ya.
We're club!
We blast!
Am I not closer there?
JP
How am I supposed to guess this?
Somewhere coastal
This is gonna be a needle in the haystack here somewhere coastal
Wait a damn minute wait a damn minute
Text can go a long way for us.
Coastal Sydney.
Coastal Sydney.
This kid is such a chud. He just guesses where I guess to cover me, and then he puts it closer.
Oh my god, he's such a chud!
Keep crying fun?
What?!
This is definitely US. Yelp!
Keep crying fun? What the fuck?!
This is Bayonew Jaiji!
Okay, I'm not kidding, this might be Bayonew.
Alright, all those shit aside, this might be Bayonew.
Chad, this might be Bayonew.
Where, though?
Chad, where in U.S. where?
This looks like small-town rural.
Small-town rural.
God, I don't know.
Stanton, Stanton, young God of Stanton!
Oxford, is this Massachusetts?
I'm from Boston, I'm from Boston, Massachusetts.
I'm sorry, Jim.
Oxford, I kind of want to say, is this Boston?
Bro, these buildings look very Boston.
This isn't Philly. No! This is not Philly! No! This is not Philly, Chad! There's no way!
Y'all are saying Michigan. Bro, this is really hard to guess.
I see the, I see the vision with Michigan.
He's not guessing, so I'm gonna take my sweet ass time.
I see the vision with Michigan.
I really do.
We need something that just stands out.
Hold up, we're getting somewhere.
It leaves us one option.
This leaves us one option.
It's gotta be Pennsylvania, but I'm just gonna go Philly just so I can hatch.
Oh my god, he's going with Bayone! He's going with Bayone!
Yes!
It knew we'd go! I knew it was Pennsylvania.
Where's your Pennsylvania?
Can't marcha femalina, che veste d'arce, orance di orre, correccio.
Fippe sala tu forti.
Brassio, famo por carraio.
Where are you in Prucio? Where are you in Prucio?
Where? Where?
I don't know!
Where is Sao Paulo?
Where is Sao Paulo?
Got him.
PLEASE!
You get her!
I NEED THIS!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Yo, no, no, no, this guy knows too much.
Brother, this guy knows, no, no, no.
This guy knows too much.
How does he know where Tarpon's-
This doesn't seem very USA.
These poles here, Chad.
This is gonna be tricky.
Chad, talk to me nice.
He's saying Greenland.
No, Chad, dumb fucks, this wouldn't be Iceland.
It's all grass.
Look!
For anyone who would be Iceland, you got to cry. I'm sorry.
Talk to me nicely!
Fuck.
Girl, it's a close game, but we are winning.
How's he close to me?
How?
He got the country right!
What a lucky fuck!
I've seen this flag.
Have I? Yes, I have.
You wait.
I really hope you're right, Zed!
Please!
We're still alive, we're still alive, we're still alive!
Point towards Chippo!
Maybe Turkey?
Chat, maybe Turkey?
Is anybody in the chat from Turkey?
Is this Turkish?
Oh, Sweden?
Stop saying New Jersey for everyone!
Cyprus?
It's gonna be hard, but this is gonna win or lose us the game.
What do you guys think?
What do you guys think?
What do you guys think?
Rantum manavarje
Please be right, please be right!
YEEEAAAHHH!
He's alive?
No he isn't!
He's dead!
YES!
Struck by Dick!
Oh my god, Chad, I love y'all.
Double promotion?
We're almost cold.
Oh my god.
chat shout out the Swedish viewers man let's go good work guys almost go okay
this guy's from Denmark he's gonna be good at Denmark
Saka
Bukajosaka
this place has like a boat that's on for display and then it says
It's Saka, but it's talking about water?
I know this is Europe. I guarantee you this is Europe.
That's a Croatia.
No.
Yurakmans.
Muzegils.
Cajaciso.
I did pull him but next to Latvia.
Fuck!
It was Latvia.
See people in the chat said Latvia.
I didn't.
I didn't listen, I'm sorry, cat-fuck!
That's on me.
Germany.
What language is that Polish? Oh my god I was actually right!
I took the walk to Poland!
There actually said Polish, POSKA GARON BIT!
Please. Yes, there actually said Polish.
Keep copy, work copier!
How is it?
Yeah, I just saw Dortmund.
I just saw Dortmund.
If I had to guess, Thailand.
Brother, I want to say Tyler is so fucking bad.
Philippines?
Please be there!
Cause I don't wanna know.
What is he looking for?
Bro this guy is chud-maxing, I swear to god he's just copying me, I swear to god this
This guy's chud-maxing.
Brother, this looks like where Arthur Morgan got stuck.
Where was it that Arthur Morgan got stuck? What was the name of it?
Not Tahiti, but the place he got stuck.
Warma. Chad I'm gonna trust you guys. Chad it's gonna be coastal! It's gonna be
coastal! It's gonna be coastal! If you copy you're literally a pussy and I
hate you. If you co- He's in the street, I swear to God! Brother he's copying me
every time.
You guys said Greece!
How the fuck am I supposed to guess?
What is that?
This isn't US.
Maybe it is.
Maybe this is US.
But the thing is, guessing US is risky, bro, because like, a lot of these are in Europe.
Guessing US is risky.
Because if I'm wrong, I instantly lose.
That's the only text we can find.
This is US.
Brother, but maybe it is.
Tell y'all have any clue?
Some guy just said London City.
Are you serious, bro?
hold on hold on bro this might be u.s. what in u.s. has this much mountains but
like a lot of the mountains in the u.s. have snow on them these don't have snow
Peru guys I think it's us no it's not
I pray to God. I pray to God. Please be North Peru. Please!
Bro, is he gonna copy again?
We needed that chat. Stay locked! Let's get going right now!
What does this say?
Backwards.
Encarre.
You and Pap.
I don't know!
I really don't know, guys!
Parking?
That says something center office.
What the fuck?
We're coming up with a lot of attacks!
Kostanera Shopping.
Maybe Costa Rica, Jack.
Lady Costa Rica.
Spick.
Tap. What is 0975 phone number? Area code.
Not again!
Bro, please stop that weird shit!
This isn't good.
The next correct guess is gonna win, cause the miles are worth triple now.
I think we're at our best when we get fast.
This is it chat, for all of the fucking marbles!
Vamos por a carayum!
Brazil saved me!
He's just copying!
Bro, I already know he's being sniped because he went to LITTLE SAGE, JAMES!
FUCK!
I already know you're sniping, you fucking loser!
Why does everybody snipe now?
Coppers are ready?
Alright, one game with Vagario.
High of mind, one game with Vagario, and then we're going to be fighting Coppers.
game of Vagario. mods run prediction will jinx to get top one chat if you
stream stuff you're a fucking loser just letting you know heads up so if you're
thinking about seems up right now you're a fucking loser if you snipe look at
that guys gigantic will jinx to get top one mods run the prediction
If I don't get first place today, I'm an absolute failure and I deserve nothing.
I will get first place.
Oh my God, I thought he was spitting for a second.
Let me take that off your hands really quick, sir.
Chef, I see how much composure I have.
It's like most people aren't too scared to get next to the big guy like that, but it's
like, bro, if you just have composure, you can easily get top one.
We're already top 50. We started off at 82. Not a bad start now. Not a bad start, y'all.
I mean, knock on wood. I haven't ran into any stream. Okay. How about everybody's streams
that was yet besides that one guy. Knock on wood. This is like it's every time I'm about
to say, oh, no one seems to have a nice, brother, you're a loser. Like I already, okay, get
this guy out of my face. Brother, it's what I'm trying to say. It's like, bro, imagine.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I promise you, I'm getting top one today. I guarantee
I'm getting top one tonight. What is love baby don't hurt me one in ten, Ben.
Dude, hasn't Gio got some fun as fuck? No! Oh my god, I dodged that guy barely.
I dodged that guy barely. Mora. Yo bro, you're hilarious bro. That's uh where I lived five years
I don't live there, give shit!
Top 40, top 40, top 40, top 40, top 40.
Okay, that's a lot of balls over there.
This is gotta be tricky.
Oh my god, bats flip from the banana bats!
Oh no no no no no no no no no no are they teaming?
Are they fucking teaming?
Oh no he's gonna split isn't he?
Fuck!
Count good.
Top 40, top 40, top 40, top 40, top 40, top 40.
Bro some guy just named himself 113!
What a loser!
Lacey call it a...
Lacey what's up dog?
In the middle of a heated agar-
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Sorry Lacey, what's up?
Brother, I just opened Twitter to a list of CS players for the tournament. I don't see my name.
Oh, you want to join? You didn't say anything, dipshit?
I touched it last night in the group chat!
Oh, well Lacey, guess what? We're adding eight more streamers, so you'll be in it.
So I had to self-invite myself. Are you serious? You can see.
No! No! Wait, I'm top 18!
No, no, you don't have to self-invite. No, you're in. You're in.
Okay, trust me, I'm a pro.
You're actually good at CS?
I've never played.
Okay, I'm not good either.
We're gonna do a draft in ship, bro.
All right, Sunday, 4, 435 PM EST,
little early for West Coast, huh?
Okay, I'll be there.
All right, made out.
See you, bro.
All right, yeah.
W. Lacey, man.
Again, guys, what is the point
of these weird ass names?
Guys, I'm top 10.
Hold up, this is actually happening.
DARE IT!
OOOOOOOH!
GET AWAY!
Bro, Twitch, I have no control over this.
Twitch, I have no control over this. This guy, Bro, is gonna split anyways.
Oh my god, Bro!
OOOH MY GOOOOOOOD!
But, Chad, what am I supposed to do about that, legitimately?
Please, somebody tell me. Oh my god, oh my god.
Top ten, top ten.
Yo bro, fuck off with these weird ass names!
Top 10.
Why are there multiple fake Jinxies?
What is the point of that?
Barrette!
Top 9, top 9, top 9, top 9.
High Vives, toenail.
Wait top 8.
Oh my god!
to win. I'm going to win. I'm going to win. I'm going to win. I'm going to win. I'm going to win.
Chad, I'm toppy. When am I ever doing this good? I never do this good in
Agarria. If you stream snap, you're a fucking loser. Top nine, top nine. Come on.
Talk to me nicely. Talk to me nicely. Talk to me nicely. Talk to me nicely.
Bro, I want to split so bad because I'll get so much immediate value. But the thing is,
It's going to be hard to survive if I split.
I think I should just stay cool, com-collected here.
We're top nine.
We could easily make a run.
Top eight now.
Ma, the prediction is Will Jinx to get top one.
What I understand is how do some people spawn in huge?
It's like bots.
And then they move like bots.
What is that, Chad?
Why do some people spawn in huge what is that? Oh no. Oh no. High-fives toenail. High-fives toenail.
Don't do what I think you're gonna do. Don't do it. High-fives toenail. Don't do it.
I'm ready to split if he does. I'm ready to split if he splits. Don't do it. High-fives toenail. Don't do it.
I'm so scared stop!
Oh my god he did it, he did it, he did it.
He's not big enough, he's not big enough.
He's not big enough.
What?
Wait, what place am I?
No, no!
No!
What?
What?
What?
What?
That's bullshit.
That is literally bullshit.
What am I supposed to do about that?
Stargazer, they come up to 5 gifted.
What am I supposed to do about that?
One more run.
Please be a new server, a new server, a new server, a new server, a new server, a new server, a new server, a new server.
Yes.
Got it.
I'm getting new servers.
Okay.
Last one.
Last one, then we're on siege.
Last one and everything I love.
Mods are going to be a prediction.
Well, Jinx is going to get top one.
We got top three last game.
Jinx, he bricked.
What's the point?
I don't understand.
I just spawn in and you split.
Are you a fucking loser?
What is the point? Oh my God.
Wait, wasn't this? Why is this guy's name open cases?
Yo bro, we're not open any cases till tomorrow, dude.
Take a chill pill, please.
Last run at top one.
My photo prediction.
prediction. Last one at top one chat. Last run, last run. Brooks, nice when you're small because
you're so fast and elusive and crafty. It's nice when you're small, bro. Wait what?
Barra! This happens like, this happens if I'm on this game for literally more than nine minutes.
I'm not kidding when I say this, Agarro, you have the worst fucking servers of any game ever.
Lakebro this happens when I'm on the game for five minutes at least you'll guess her works
Squatchy with the five gifts in it subs
She on one champion versus five coppers mods run the predictions
Let's go
Let's go, bro. It's fucking go bro
Can jinxie beat the Impossible challenge of rainbows
Six, eight.
High-pitched, put them over to the notepad if possible.
Duffy, oh, high-pitched.
And then to the streamer notepad, add clicks in Lacey.
We're gonna do four before tournament.
So we have six spots left.
Add clicks, Lacey and Riley, high-pitched.
I'm fucking it. Chat what is good in the hood. Let's go, y'all. Ladies and gentlemen,
one champion versus five coppers mods run the predictions. I'm going to sweat my literal
plums off for this.
All right, focus.
I always play this challenge.
I always do good, and then I choke at the end.
We don't need a long prep.
Yeah, OK, that is a long prep.
That's actually too long.
You know what?
Long prep, 12 rounds, little add-in bans.
Attack, run a roll swap.
One champion versus five comps.
Chat, should I have, chat,
do y'all want to be able to listen to their comps
or should I just be solo?
Run a poll, do y'all want to be able to listen to their comps?
Chat, run a poll, because to be fair,
I'm at a disadvantage.
Chow with the prime sub, Tyche with the prime sub,
XD, Snipes with the tier one,
Stargazer they give her to 1k bitties. Yo, jimsy going through a breakup right now your streams helped me a lot brother
Appreciate you much love W stargazer in the chat stargaz 11 grow
Right y'all want to listen okay guys this is not gonna be easy all right, let's lock the fuck in dog
Let's lock the fucking copper number one copper number two who just gifted who
just gifted black magic with the five gifted W black magic in the chat black
magic thinking about gifted pre-checked one champion first five
compass chat lock the fuck in dude open cases read the title read the friggin
title yeah read the friggin title yeah if you would just get up and teach him
instead of handing him a friggin packet, yo.
Guys, I'm not opening cases, bro.
Read the title, god damn it.
I'm not opening cases, bro.
Okay, this guy started a rank match.
Barra!
This guy started a rank match.
guys we can't open cases even if we wanted to dog yeah what's up man
what's good dude bro you got selected in the copper challenge bro you ready
how about good shit getting backups bro because this is the only guy that's
joint so far literally would you laugh what was the score one one bro you just
constantly the game those on what it's on it was on night even bro you just
constantly between the game dude W dedication now it's whatever my
my friends got that my friends got that brother it's a 4v5 they did not got that shit
yeah i do trust so i don't even play in scenes for my brother how do i even play in scenes for
uh well i played a little bit like two years ago and then i started playing a lot on during
january so like two months word to bro word to bro word to fucking bro do you feel confident
What do you think?
You want me to be like 100% honest?
Yeah.
Probably not.
Okay.
But A. confidence is key.
So I think so.
I don't want.
No, don't, don't, don't reconnect me bro.
No, no, no, I don't want to reconnect.
All right.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
Brother, this guy's Xbox gamer tag is anime girl 39.
I literally guarantee you that's a 29 year old man.
Oh, I'm Drosky join up.
Drosky join it up.
Yeah, join game, join game, join game.
All right.
All over, all over, yeah, yeah.
Be Slayer, can you hear me, Be Slayer?
Yo, yo, yo.
There we go.
Drosky, can you hear me?
Yeah.
Yeah, wait, wait, just you talk again. Hold up your mic.
Yeah, okay. It's my time moving back here. All right, guys, you guys need two more coppers
two more. Yo, I can get I can get one of my friends if that's okay. Is he copper? Yeah.
Uh, right. Oh, you want pecan never mind. We got to turn off notifications and invite
That's like crazy.
Fajmuffin, we just need two more.
Hivemind, none of the coppers joined.
Well, three of them did, three of them did, three of them did.
Bleh.
Hivemind.
Check, three of the coppers did join,
three of the coppers did join.
PC copper, no!
First off, that's a pain in the ass to get in the game.
Second, PC Copper is like Xbox Bronze or Xbox over.
CMS with the five gifts added to WCMS in the chat.
I can download the game one sec.
No, fuck no.
UCS cases, read the title.
PC Copper is console champ.
Yeah, you might have a literal boulder in your head,
if you think that.
Brother, do you realize PC Copper could be someone
who literally has had the game for 10 minutes?
You think they would just load it up?
See, like what are you saying, bro?
CMS, thank you for the five gift and CMS, WCMS, the chat.
Jeb, I need two more coppers, bro, two more coppers.
You're scared of PC players.
Congratulations, bro.
That is the most brain dead comment of the day.
No, I'm just gonna play people that are on my console.
Because yet again, it takes forever
to get PC players in.
And why would I place a button on a different input
with double the frames?
That doesn't make any sense, dog.
We need two coppers chat, two coppers.
Void. Two coppers chat, two coppers.
So, we are a copper.
Void of Invadity, Void of Invadity.
Void of Invadity.
Chah, I'm gonna sweat my nuts off for this.
I'm going to sweat my nuts off!
We're hopefully Void joints.
If, oh my god, Void joints.
Okay, we need one more.
Boyd, what's good, brother?
We just need one more copper now, guys.
One more copper, one more copper.
Chat, what the fuck it?
One more copper now, we're so close.
Boyd, join game, join game, join game.
Boyd, can you hear me?
Six coppers together in the lobby.
You're fucking hilarious, bro.
I'm not copper, damn shit!
I had mine. I think we need one more now. Void. Can you hear me? Void? Your mic is off,
I think. Void? Void? Void? Void? Void? Void? Void? Void? Void? Void? Void? Void? Void?
Yes, I'm joining.
Oh, you get it? What do you mean, yeah? Don't give me sass!
Don't give me sass!
Yeah, I said your name a hundred times!
Don't give me sass!
I was answering.
You were not answering. Hell no!
Promise you I was not joining her, right?
Chat, say you swear to God he was answering.
He did not say shit!
Alright, we just need one more. Now that boy joined. One more.
Yo, by the way, Elo, switch teams.
I can get I can get somebody to play with it. I think we just now
Let's get a wrap who know yes
I said
Boy, you're makes a little echo
Big with the gift and big with the 20 gifted subs
Big with the 20 W big in the chat big games want to get that I love you brother
Yeah, yeah, I'm on see Panda you ready to rock and roll my boy
Yes, sir. So guys once we get y'all in here, I'm gonna just interview y'all a little bit
and then I'm gonna mute but I remember I will be able to hear your calm so like don't
like give away your positions
yeah yeah gotcha gotcha
out of the five
i think about it
i think about it
speed up the stream i got places to be shot
dot
i'm going as fast as i can
I love to know boy. Did you get that invite by the way and can you get that invite?
Yeah, I can.
Yeah, I'm trying to put it during game.
Lobby might be glitched.
Let me know if you can get a panic out of it. Wait, it might just be you twin.
Um, boy, I think it's just you, bro.
Hey, GenC, my girl finished in me, okay?
Somebody just said, gotta be the worst stream of all- no.
Gotta be the worst stream yet, Zeter.
This is your first message, which means you're first stream!
motor with the 25 gifted subs. She don't use the motor.
Think it's one of that gifted. W is one of the chat. Yo, uh, boy, um,
cannot restart my void. Your mic is top two, bro. We might,
might just have to move on here, boy. Sorry, bro. Sorry, bro. Wait, try one more time.
What I bet you can hear me.
What I bet you can hear me.
Yeah, I hear you.
Chad, it's not Elbowley.
His mic is echoing and he can't get in the game.
Guys, guys, he can't get in the game.
He can't get in the game.
All right, let me know.
Let me know if you can get in the game.
Oh, my God.
I'm out of funeral make it quick Luca Luca Luca if you're out of twitch stream out of funeral
you need to get your shit together
uh boy is it working now
Oh, no, it keeps saying it's like on the bottom of my screen, it says join the game.
Okay, your game just might be bogged to him.
Hold on, I'm about to restart it.
Didn't you just restart it though?
No.
Bara!
Bro, what you said you was resetting it, no?
Resetting it, no?
Bara!
I'm gonna get your back up in your just in case you can't get it God forbid you can't get it
All right, I'm praying for you boy. I don't want to kick you so I'm gonna give you another chance, bro
I think it's fucked up to kick you
Give another chance, but if you literally can't get in the way where it's just cooked
All right boss man Noah are you on the Xbox app Noah sweet mother of Neptune
No, no, no, no you're PFP is all
No, we have you as the backup right now dude if we can get it if we can get it
I'm done. I know he's praying on his downfall boy
stream faster you are boring dude his name on twitch is goon underscore to
underscore jpc you're a delinquent all right boy it might just be a rest in
peace moment here I'm turning up I'm doing it boy you've been saying that
ten minutes dog I'm gonna I'm on Karen Jen I'm on Karen Jen it's gonna take a
long time what's next you have to update the game wait okay wait boy if you're
on courage and bro like boy there's like a 90% chance you get disconnected
in the game bro we might just have to chop it because then you get disconnected
in the game and you rejoin boy he's gonna put you on my team
I
Got you
The thing is if he's on old Jen and trust me I'm literally a child
When you're on old Jen you're in a custom game
There's like an 80% chance you disconnect mid game and then if he disconnects getting what I'm liking
No.
I'm out of my out of my.
Alright people, it no.
Can you hear me?
No.
Yes.
Get in this lobby twins.
It sends wrong Xbox at my my my my my my drill up.
My drill up.
Hold on.
I'm not doing all.
Xbox.
Okay.
Alright.
That chat it's not help me.
One he can't get into the lobby.
Two.
His Mike Sackling.
Three.
He's on old Jen.
He's going to disconnect it in the middle of the game.
It's going to put him on my team when he joins back.
And four I had him shut up.
Hey, Jinx, you'll be having a good day.
I just thought I'd let you know you helped me through a really
rough time in my life.
And every time I watch you, it makes me smile.
Let's get a WFP in the chat.
FP, thank you so much.
Christian with the tier one stupid ass stream.
What?
Oh my god, Ford got into it.
Yeah, hold up.
You know what, he can't like, he can't join.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I can't.
It won't let me kick him.
Jack, shouldn't I be able to kick it?
Yo, Void, twin, Void, could you leave, bro?
I'm sorry, bro.
Come on, man.
Void, no, no, no, don't make me feel bad.
Well, listen, you're on old Jen, right?
Well, Jinxie, you're a horrible.
All right, I knew that.
Why didn't no one leave?
Why didn't no one leave?
Boy, can you hear me?
Boy, it's not going to keep me out of the game.
I'll be, uh, I'll be going PC.
Boy, I swear to God, it's going to get you out of the game.
And then it's going to be back, you and my team.
of course this happened give me give me give me give me one chance I got you yeah bro if
you see it's all cuffs it's all cuffs all right well hold up though hold up hold up
hold up where is boss man see yes what yes yes yes yes yes yeah oh dude I'm sorry about
cases bro it's okay bro it is what it is yeah it is a fucking loser no no no
why did you say I'm a horrible person then let's hurry this shit you are a
horrible person okay um yo okay boy could you leave
And then no one's gonna take your spot.
Let me spit it.
Spit?
Oatsmecky?
Oatsmecky.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Wait, but you can't call out where I am, boy.
I'm not a guy.
All right, all right.
OK, are y'all ready?
Are y'all ready?
Are y'all ready?
All right.
Can I?
Yeah.
Can I, like, interview the conference, please?
I'm just going to interview y'all before we start.
All right.
know i was not going to know i tell me a little bit about some of the plan
how are you a cop what happened
and the library i don't think it's going to be one of my friends
uh... out
yeah that's pretty much it
uh... many play rocket league
now
that about it alright next up and uh...
and uh... what what they do with the
i'm a great guy and i just play the game for fun
WPanda in the chat.
Elo, what landed you a copper, Elo dude?
I really don't play this game that much.
I play for fun.
I play with my, I dual queue sometimes
with my friend Isaiah, so.
Valor, very valid.
Okay, I have a very wholesome copper team here.
Be slayer, be slayer.
What landed you a copper?
My teammate's always be selling me.
Okay, I was waiting for that.
But hopefully that doesn't come back to bite me.
Okay.
Drosski, what landed you a copper, dude?
All right guys, I'm gonna start this game.
Good luck.
Remember, I will be able to hear your comms during the game, okay?
So keep that in mind.
Don't like say where you are, because I'll be able to hear it, all right?
I want to be like fair.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie to you, dude.
Yeah, I think so.
What?
Can I get 500?
All right, I'm going to mute.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
one champion first five coffers the hardest challenge in Rainbow Six Siege
history oh last thing no shield guys no shields alright last thing yeah we
should be in we should be in all right yo no one's gonna piss me off on God no
it's gonna piss me off all right hardest challenge in the history of Rainbow
Six Siege let's knock him on the megaphone so then he couldn't hit the game
I need to perfectly position my monitor close to my wheel.
Everybody in the chat lock in.
I'm not going to be reading chat that much during the game because I'll be focused on the game.
This challenge is not easy at all. I always get close to winning and then I choke.
We're not taking this challenge.
See that motivation is what I needed right there.
That's the motivation right there.
I think it's time to keep it that way.
So no, well, I'm not gonna that's what it is. I need it right there. Yeah, we're gonna win hurry up Jinxie
I need to go walkie-pank with if you need to leave the stream then just leave
Don't rush me
Come on not the only one just like taking
No, I'm shaking
Yeah
No, because I was trying to get in I was trying to join him and
Try not to accidentally be in a game
Yeah, we got people without
Shit I got
I
So
He usually goes on like a second level
You know, I didn't send me notifications.
No, I put it on a VND.
I turn off notifications.
How do you do that?
Wait, put it on VND or turn off the notifications?
Either one, I don't really care.
It's not getting.
Hit the X-Touch button and go all the way to your profile.
Careful, Legion.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, my god.
Let's go.
Holy, this guy's trapped.
Oh my god, why'd you just got geeked out by a car?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, smart strat. He echoed.
What?
Bam Warden.
Wow, that is actually disgusting.
Okay.
You guys go, you guys go.
Oh yeah, you guys, you guys.
Oh my f**k.
I'm gonna ban Ace Chat just so they can't get the walls.
I'm gonna ban Ace and they can't get the walls.
It's good, I'm down 1-0, this is very wonderful.
I
Can go hard breach I can I can go at their might
It's just keep in mind you can hear us. Okay. Yeah. Yeah
Off to a rough start chat off to a
I have an idea. I have an idea.
I'll tell you. Look at my operator.
Peep it. Peep it.
Not even.
Let me focus. Let me focus. Let me focus.
My god. He can hear us bro.
Ohhhh.
I thought he needs everybody.
That's cool.
They didn't even get switched off.
Before the game started, he can hear our call.
Secure the boss.
I'll cheat her bro.
He's trashed anyways, bro
Gettles better
You know like he's gonna be an operator and that will if I don't get drum then
I think he's roaming
No, he's definitely roaming he's definitely roaming. Yeah, it's downstairs
Okay
Up for has located a bomb that is a good strategy to offer spot down stairs
Wait, we should have what he's probably go up. He's part peeking
He's on me. He's on me. He's on me.
Right, right. He's right here. He's right here. Up there.
I'm getting like these coppers all the time oh yeah he's in there he's for sure in there
I think I tagged him I think I tagged him my controller died oh my gosh this is good
I'm six seven HP. Yeah, I did tag and I did. I think
Yo, just tell me when you want me to use it
It's upstairs upstairs, which there's I can't move
I
I'm gonna think no I saw him you guys know we're here. I saw him. I saw you bomb you bomb you bomb
Oh my god, I'm still cooked bro. Oh
My god, I'm dead
I think my next piece I
Did you tag him or no
I don't know boys
Give the fuse, give the fuse
I still have to use the key
Fire, fire, fire
These are located
They're gonna die man, they're gonna die now
Did he just wallbang?
Yeah
Oh my god
Oh my god. Oh my god. There's no way
There's no way
He just called me a hacker. What the hell?
Yo, um, alright, if they're gonna play like that, I need to use my bands correctly, bro
I'm gonna be banning doke of me that operator is
unbearable like
You can have the awareness of a frog and know where I am if you just spam don't give me I think my next few bands
Just don't be lying now. What am I being on defense, bro?
Chat, what's a good defensive band? I have to accept you focus
What's a good defense van I
Died to echo but like I don't know if echoes the reason why that
smoke, Fenrir. Yeah, like traps are annoying. Traps are annoying, Gaia.
All right, lock it, lock it. This is gonna be hard. I need to ban better attackers.
Like, that's not even a question. That's on me. These guys are good. I mean, I don't know.
Yeah.
Yo, look at ya.
Chad, it's gonna be so hard.
I'm telling you I could win this
and I actually tried my part.
Total vision.
Yo, I got you, I got you.
Yo, I'll be done, I'll be done.
Leasing can be a good band,
next round as well, Chad.
Yeah.
But.
I just, X and man.
It's Jinxie.
He can probably tell who I am.
I like my Johnson.
What?
Top 5 uncaught cheaters of all time, bro.
What? Uncaught cheater? Bro, I heard of him in freezer.
It's getting unpacking.
Yeah, I've seen that C4 no bad, but I've seen it.
Top 5 uncaught cheaters.
I appreciate you getting out of this gift. Milf, think of it about it.
Come on, I'm gonna beat this guy up so bad for watching for a long time.
Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it.
Okay. Captain, that might be annoying.
I hope they don't go like banned or something, because that could be annoying to my ace.
three forces three forces they're not getting ace and ace is like my favorite
opt for these bro i should have went ace flashes what am i thinking
how is gc where would i go
five coppers versus one copper hilarious brah guys I think he's going
right here on a on three feet on three feet on three feet
he's aced yeah he's aced he's aced
I'm here, he's about aced
this is probably aced
this echo is aced
he's right here he's right here
right here
stay, stay behind
you'll stay this way
of
the
of
the
of
the
He's there
Yes, man
If I can go big with him?
Nooo
Tell you, watch
What the? Oh my god, he's one tap
He's still one tap
Yo, I can hardly alive
Oh, stay with him
Yeah, yeah, he's peeking me out
I think he's got that, he's got that, he's got that.
He's running, he's running.
Yep, he's running.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
He's fighting, he's fighting, he's fighting.
He's right there in the corner.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck, I'm out of ammo.
He's right in the corner.
He's right in the corner.
No!
No!
No!
He's one.
Let go!
No!
No!
Bro.
To have invited potato on Capcan, I would have won.
Alright, this is very winnable.
I just gotta play better.
I didn't warm up at all to be fair.
So give me like five minutes.
Bro, if I didn't win on Capra, I would not have failed.
I
So intense man
Oh wait, oh did he just this?
They're gonna watch around
Alright, yeah, I feel like I got lucky there. I'm very doggie. Look dude that the endless doggies are annoying
That I want to be a doggie and lion to be honest
What's more annoying lion or doggie probably lion lion because I need to move around so fucking much
In a 1v5 like I didn't be constantly moving. I actually love the new band system. Okay
Chat what up?
Bro if I go vigil that could be kind of busted if I go vigil that could be really busted
Because then if they just want to camp out on drones, that's fine. Good luck drowning me
Deimos Deimos isn't really a good band though because Deimos just
Isolates a 1v1 and it's a cop. Yeah, that's it. That's I was gonna go that that's it
But it's one operator.
Ty with the 30 gifted W, Ty!
Chevving is, if they go bandit or demos,
like, what are they going to do?
Like, it's just a one.
Get well soon, man.
Shut up!
He was a double one chat, bro.
He is generally aah.
Wow.
This guy didn't rest?
Should I got this bro?
Come on, come on.
Secure the area.
Keep the bomb protected.
He's five and two Lou. I'm gonna set it up proper this time
What I think about if I get to the back
We're dead right
I'm gonna do like a proper sex about this time
I thought I thought he normally talks to us like
Between but it may not may not upstairs. He vigil. They go with a little bit
See, that's the most cop we've seen ever.
Like, they called out where I am and then two people run their drone in anyways.
It's gonna be hardest for them to do this challenge later on because coppers are gonna
get more advanced.
Real?
Sure, probably not true, but...
Mm-hmm.
I think he's in there.
Yeah, he's in there.
I mean, it'll dig one up.
He's in dorms.
He's in dorms.
He's peeking the stairs.
Now come out wherever you are, you crazy.
He's roaming.
No, he's in A. He's in A.
Oh my god, and now this new operator makes it even harder
Like they're using bright. I need a bit in 13. I need a band Amos. I guess I don't even I don't even know
There is 24 seven Intel on me. It's actually insane
Run mute they band about mute spin band
How do I could be good? I got to think about I got one of my attacks to love. That's the other thing
I have to win my attacks
It's not even excuses like I mean you can just see like they're making it really hard to win
they're going
What's his name solid snake?
I'm getting day most solid snake Jack on track
Um and don't be called like there's not a single wasted operator on that team
There are five coppers and they're playing perfect like operator composition wise the playing perfect
I paint
I already been playing at a hundred
What servers are we on? This is actually
I think this is an e-server and I'm on the west
Yes, it's it's east. I'm on the west coast. Yeah
I don't know what that is.
So what's the latest in my last band, Deimos?
He's actually calling me out too, my god!
I'm gonna have to go different stats.
I can't keep doing the same shit over and over.
I'm gonna get the reps before you go.
Brother, how about a Hunter King? Jesus.
This is...
This is bad.
You found the bomb. Take your way to the location.
She got one, though. She got one, though.
Hey, she got a red... uh, red armor.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Get the red armor. Get the red armor.
Yo, we're not reinforcein'.
Yeah.
Oh, my god!
if you peak guys be smart be smart if you try yeah you try to flink them from
the other window you're cooked. Be smart.
It's actually insane. He's from a fight. He's a big one I'm pretty sure. I hear he's
upside down. Yeah he's so tenning. Oh my god.
Where is he? Where is he? He's uh upside down. He's upside down on uh five
Oh my god.
Come on, Drowsy.
Where is he?
Yeah, meet him in the room.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, shite.
Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
He's all left.
Tag me.
He's walking, he's walking, uh, hold on, hold on.
He's a pat.
Yo, Jinxie.
Let's see.
It's got names.
The future is active, protected at all costs.
Come on, baby.
Let's go!
friendly mission bro I have to uh I don't even know I don't know how I'm
gonna win this the attacking is or the defending is so much harder all right
this is my last van I have to make this count what is more annoying doke of your
demos probably joke of me god they're both like equally annoying I actually
don't even know I guess don't give me like it's just so brain rock cuz like I
basically can never catch them off guard because they just have fucking fight
like the only site we won was downstairs to be fair I'm trying to think of like
off I could play where I could fuck up their Deimos
maybe I go out of the by I'm gonna go scopus the scopus fuck up solid snake
or not?
Do you have scopus?
Kind of.
The vigil cancels the demos.
five
I'm gonna fucking teleport on these motherfuckers
he's running the robot, the robot, the robot
scopus?
five seconds in county sorry i didn't i didn't know what it was all for a second
bro thanks for playing jixxing the ones bro holy
last.
Holy recoil.
this is gonna be hard
oh shit
You know, you're not gonna win this, right?
You're right there.
He's in the...
Hey, watch out. I'll show you. Watch out.
He's dead.
I want a hundred seven ping, bro.
This is not fair.
No, I'm on 95.
You should have gone central.
What have you been trying to either?
What?
I know you're giggling.
Yeah, he's in there, Ash is in there, yes, yes, yes, yes, behind, yes, behind the bunk.
Left bunk.
Oh, you're right there.
He's right behind that bed.
Oh, we're out of time.
fine
we have to back push
on two things
what?
whoa
on two things, on two things
on two things, on two things
how do you get to two things?
oh we're up, we're up, we're up
let's go!
let's go!
let's go!
oh my god
oh my god
bro this is winnable!
Oh my god, I think I would have won that I generally think we might give it work sweet. Oh
My god, it's okay. Oh, I don't know what to go like I don't know
These guys have so much aura like I don't know what to say they play so slow and they just sit there and spam
fringe abilities for two minutes ying don't could be the most solid snake
jackal Jesus Christ how you are yeah bro and mr. clean over here bro I got
It's more like air pods
Will you ever just shut up what?
I at least I've been three cringy
they're so hot it's insane
five seconds before I forgot reinforce wait I don't know why would two of them
downstairs they might be downstairs Legion green force next to me now hold
on oh what's chocolate chocolate can't you like that
Hey, what's rockin gonna break this?
This little front head is so lucky
He's on big. He's on big.
He's going back. He's on big.
Big window.
Auto-project is a ghost!
It's stuck.
I can't hear it.
It's stuck.
I think that must be soundbake.
Yo, this guy's on the other one.
He's on the other one.
I don't know.
Alright, he might be baiting.
I think he's in Masha better now.
Oh brother!
Captain, I'm higher.
I'm higher, I'm higher.
Oh, I did not need to ping, ignore 5, ignore 5 things.
He's there, he's a thrayer!
Main door, main door.
All day!
Oh my god, three more, three more, oh my god!
This is actually so hard to do.
All right, let me lock in, bro.
Oh my god.
Bro, I think it's time to switch the mic.
I haven't even talked to my sister in a 90% time.
Yeah, I think it's time to hit him with a flow switch.
He's only at 30.
Hit him, I know.
Yeah, 33 31 thing and I'm at 97. I'm at 100. I'm not going down. Oh my God.
I'm at 19, bro. I want to keep going different options. Keep them on their toes. I just keep
going different options. Yeah, me too.
It's not like any of them. Okay. They're coming to the other thing, bro.
If I'm only 120 though, that's when I start
Jumpy honest 90 ping like I don't feel that but like
Who's your internet provider, bro?
My my chords blue, but yeah captain captain
What do you mean I just plug my Ethan in to my Xbox
Yeah
I mean, yeah
That's hella long
Yeah, I know
I get like
Come on
What where is he he kitchen?
Um, no, I'm pretty sure he bounced their side the size
I don't see his cap can he's on the right longer he's on here
He's peeking right now, I think.
Oh, yeah, I think he has to reach me now.
What?
There you are.
Bro, let me turn down my comf.
All right.
Same old comf.
Oh, he's downstairs.
He's downstairs.
Well done, but.
No, he's not.
He's downstairs.
Oh, what the hell?
I
Don't see that push oh
I don't even have to beat here. I so reviewed
No idea why I peeked here.
Oh, I'm actually gonna win.
I'm actually gonna win.
Brother, brother.
Alright, these guys are definitely legit coppers.
Brother, they droned my capcans,
called out that I was capcan,
and still hit the capcans.
That is the most coppers I've ever heard in my life.
Oh my god.
Two more rounds from greatness!
Bro, Rams to play.
Oh my god.
two more rounds two more rounds what's happening my control what's happening
back so what is that about control bro oh my god bro Ram's the play because they
just keep over peeking ever they just overpeak me every round I don't know
why they just overpeak me two rounds guys two rounds come on speak to us guys
I'll cover you get right up
Bro, you see your trash, bro. You look like a spirit
Yo, our day most was
Day most I was needed the entire time wait you were calling out to yourself
For a call out I was like where is he? Where is he?
I have to determine my sense now my sensors too hot
Well, actually no, there's a better spot
Not that one guys.
Oh my god.
If you...
Target the same road today.
Is he right there or not?
I'm gonna get an easy kill.
guys he's in he's in exactly like we've been playing for seven years
I think I tagged him
Where did you come from smoke?
Where did we see under the bed all turn?
He's in the corner, in this corner, in this corner.
I'm driving.
He just walked past you.
He's going to try, he's going to try, he's going to try.
C4, C4, C4.
You... oh wait.
Oh, you didn't throw a final.
What?
How are you not dead?
He's one shot, he's one shot.
No, no, no, he's actually one shot.
They might go, I think I've been going up on a white.
Don't peek, don't peek, don't peek.
I know you want to don't.
I'm not.
You gotta move backwards, backwards, backwards.
He's just walking in.
Do not peek, don't peek.
He has to push you.
Dude, he's like 20.
He's 20.
A little higher.
And you head left.
He's 28 feet.
He's 28 feet.
bomb is in location
he got him
he knows where you are
he's pushing left
left
he's planting
planting
bad call
oh
bad comes
bad comes
bad comes
bad comes
he was like 20 hp
one more
it's over
wow
if I so
yo yo
But if I choke this, I swear to God, horrible comms.
Oh my God, that was like the worst comms that I instantly got off the plant.
All right, it's time to win.
I'm just going to go out of the bath.
Bro, what I'm going to go proxies.
I want to go observation blockers.
They do just sit there and drown me.
I'm going to go proxies.
I mean proxies on white and trophy boys.
One champion verse five coppers is about to be complete convincingly if I choke this
That's where I got out of eyes gonna be really good here because they go big window and just spam around also
I went down last round so going up now is gonna throw them off a little bit
Yeah
Yeah, yep
not five because it or yeah five or six because I might go because I think
Tristan with the five gift you know me Tristan Tristan they're gonna buy gift
Oh, yeah
Yeah, ready to engage
One picking one picking one picking
Yeah
How many girls you got oh my god
Oh, I should have known you would have done that.
That's why I'd never spawn over there.
Oh, my!
I found that one.
As you remember, if you shoot one of those phones, it marks you.
Yeah.
Like, he's peeking.
No, no, no, no, no, that's not him. That's not him.
him. No, no, no, no, he's peeking. He's dead. He's on it. He's on Twitch. He's on Twitch.
I don't know how many more drones I can shoot, Sarge. Oh my god, it's him again.
He's peeking. He's peeking me. Twitch, Twitch, Twitch. Yo, claymore. Oh my god, he's right there.
I've seen him. He's off right side of bed.
I think we did a chat. I'm out of control.
He's there, he's there.
Yeah Twitch, I got your comms. I got your comms.
You're good to go.
Don't go in there.
Yeah.
So then yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Get the gun, stick, I think you're gonna go...
God, we have 20 drones!
We got an ingredient!
No way!
Don't peek, don't peek.
Yes, don't peek.
Oh, oh, oh...
Get, get, get, get...
Get the gun, get the gun!
get the push, get the push
hey man
oh no way
play it play it
let's go
oh my god
7 to 3 man
oh my god bro
Oh god bro, oh god, oh god bro, I was here in that chat!
Oh god bro, oh god.
Wow, we fucking did it. We didn't even just do it bro, we did it with like flying colors.
7-3 man, bro I'm just saying bro like their operating selection was like literally perfect
like being able to ban really helped a lot.
Brother, that Doka the lion shit was like unbearable.
Zack with the prime sub, Zack, love you.
Snow with the tier one, Snow, love you.
Jinxy hair and eyebrows, thank you for the tier one.
Chat, it is now time to win a Rock League tournament.
Wait, this should be a Rock League tournament
right now, right?
Right.
But this should be a Rock League tournament at six.
2v2 tournament in 10 seconds!
Holy perfect timing!
Holy perfect timing!
I
Ladies and gentlemen, could today be the first ever tournament win for Jynxie Nicholas Sturbert
hailing from Tarpin Springs?
Wait, why is the chat saying banger?
Why is the chat saying banger?
I'm back.
Who is our random teammate?
Bussy?
Oh, I thought our team name was Bussy for a second.
First ever Rocket League tournament win right here right now.
Chat type the eye with spears in the chat.
No warm up, no time!
No time!
three cinema. Jack, the reason why tournaments are so hard to win is because it's the equivalent
of winning five ranked games in a row.
I
Not that I believe this is a block tournament
Fuck I was a shot I can't be missing those
And I'm gonna win this I can't do this enough
My teammate is Jelmo.
No, that's gotta be a shufflat!
I gotta play better, child.
of
Oh
Focus
Sorry, sorry
DMA where are you?
Where are you?
Say you swear to god.
Say you swear to god he was camping at quarter boost.
Maybe second chance, Suri.
Maybe second chance.
Wow.
He was camping a corner boost while I was in a 2v1 in front of my neck,
and you guys have the audacity to say your fault.
Are you fucking dumb?
I might be dumb, but you're so ass shut the hell up, please
Am I still left?
Am I still left?
Am I still left?
We're going to start going right now.
We're going to start going right now.
Get off my field, bitch!
Get off my fucking health!
I just want us to gain for those two states.
No more losing.
No more failing.
No more complaining!
It's time to win a tournament!
I mean that was legitimately aura.
I still can't believe my teammate camped a corner boost from the balls in front of our
mat.
But we still won the game.
Guys save into another save to win the game.
Top 16 just like that.
16 just like that
Guys that save was so fucking sexy. I love I didn't get an epic save for that, but I got a safe for the other one
The other one was even good
Yeah, keep with the hundred dollar yet you appreciate the hundred dollar donation my baby
So it's another silly it's a cat presented that it can't get it
Boys, we made it to the second round.
We made it to the second round.
Oh my God.
Two instinct, think of it as a prime sub instinct.
Instinct, think of it as a prime love you.
Instinct, think of it as a prime love you, bro.
BVX, think of it as your one.
Torped out, thinking about it.
Still thinking about it.
I'm bored due cases.
It's every other day.
We did cases yesterday, so then today, no cases.
But we are still going to be able to see yesterday.
TTS. No!
I'm locking in.
We're not doing TTS. I'm locking in.
Patrick, they can divide and get to the Patrick. Appreciate you, Geng. Appreciate you, Patrick.
Down 7K. I'm not down 7K in cases. I'm down 60 for the 100. I'm down 63 out of it.
Hey, Jinxy, I hate you.
I love you, Jinxy.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Oh, my God, we're in... we're in round two!
Come up on!
Chat focus, focus, focus, focus, focus, please, focus.
This is good. This is good. This is good.
Tournament win right now!
First ever turn of the wind, mocking.
What is that noise?
Is that the sound of an engine?
Whose engine sound?
Whose engine sound?
Sounds like somebody's getting some top.
I'm blind, what's happening?
Uh, you don't want to know.
Wait, if you're blind, how did you type?
I'm tight, what's going on?
Yo.
What do you mean you're tight?
What do they mean to type?
Dokes.
Yeah, bro, it's dokes.
You look like a mosquito.
What does that even mean?
But it's the weirdest job ever.
What does that mean, bro?
Can we fast forward to the end of the stream?
Why say that?
You're a vanilla milk dud.
I'm praying that you lose.
See bro, that's next level hating, bro.
You don't want to see me win a tournament?
El Perkisac.
Okay, JXC, spread those cheeks.
Wishing nothing but bruise for you.
I'm not even opening cases tonight. What do you mean, wishing nothing but blues?
What are you talking about, Dufus?
Chowdow, check the YouTube chat, shall we? Let's check the YouTube chat.
Check the YouTube chat, shall we?
Pre-recorded. Please fast forward to the end.
W script.
Please suck my dick, Jensith.
Man United forever.
Bro, you're boring. Go to seat.
Alright chat round 2, lock in.
Wanna stay?
I'm winning this tournament, I don't know how else to say this shit.
Type that I was here in the FUCKING CAT!
Bronze playing so good, if there they go, if there they go.
Imagine my first ever tournament win is a Platinum Tournament.
Oh crap bro, oh crap.
Such a weird bounce.
He did not intend to do this, but look at what happened.
Look at what happened Chad, look at what happened,
look at what happened.
He literally double-chatted with his car.
We got this.
This damage effortless twin, effortless.
I
Go I go
I've gotten so much better of the same time I'm not even kidding
What a weird bounce again
For these guys, get the most unintentioned and contentable balance balance.
Get in there!
I love that song I love that fucking song bro about to be top eight oh my god top eight
One out of luck, 12th one out of luck!
I believe that's a hatchback for the boys.
I believe that's a hatchback!
Bro, this could be it.
This could actually be it.
This could actually be it!
Oh my god!
Top 8 in a black tournament. Oh my god.
Top 8?
Guys, this could actually be a first ever tournament. Bro, if we win, I gotta have this guy. I gotta
Adam.
Is this live or no?
Brother, what the fuck do you think?
Is this live or no?
What do you think?
It's a live stream on Twitch, is it not?
It's a clip sticking to the bottom of the flex.
First ever tournament win right here, right now.
Top 8 chat.
Top 8.
Top 8.
My number one insane.
Number two number two.
Number two.
Number two.
Number two.
Number two.
Number two.
Number two.
Number two.
Number two.
Number two.
Number two.
Number two.
Number two.
Jadies and lentilmen all we got it was been one more game and we're in 70s where it's
That's some three.
It's all I'm gonna say.
It's all I'm gonna say, chat.
Hi, guys, what do you want?
Hi, guys, I come in peace today.
I'm battling the tournament, I'm playing well.
What do you want?
Stop!
Hi, guys!
Hi, guys.
Put the fucking camera back to how it normally was, I advise!
I'm not fucking with you today, dog!
Put the shit back! This is not your stream!
Put it back!
Put it back!
Put the shit back!
hi guys keep it moving keep it moving keep it moving keep it moving keep it moving keep
Keep it fucking moving!
We're winning games so fast that we have to wait for the other teams.
We are winning games so fast.
We have to wait.
Holy ochra bro, ochra.
You are definitely special leads.
Shut up!
Chat.
We're top eight guys.
We're top eight guys.
We're top eight.
Chat.
Top eight.
Top eight.
I'm in season 4 now.
Season 3 was absolutely fucking peak.
Like peak cinema.
the greatest individual season of any show I've ever watched my entire life.
Deadmaps.
Top 8.
Win this game, and it's only best of three so far.
The guy on the other team won a platinum tournament last season, this is nothing new to him.
I'm still in the hunt.
I'm still in the hunt for my first ever tournament win.
It's time chat. Cook to the day. Be the day. Chat, once I win a tournament, I'm retiring from
tournaments crap. Just let me win one, please. Stinky, they're coming to me!
He's AFK!
That guy went AFK!
YES!
Everything's going that way!
It's time!
I'm with him!
I'm with him!
Brother, why would he go AFK?
What is he doing?
brother why would he go AFK what is he doing what is he doing
you gotta play the second touch dude see what happens when you don't play the
second touch
No funny business, no funny business.
Go, go!
I gotta get a good shot on this.
Shit.
Shot! Shot!
Or you gotta go to that, Joe Moe.
I'm just so good at aerialing now,
I'm so good at aerialing!
I'm so good at aerials!
I'm so good at aerials now!
Get demoed, bitch!
Hap!
Shut up, Hap!
Have a little faith in me for once!
No!
Such an unlucky bounce, though.
Look at the- it bounces right to his car.
Like that's so-
Oh, my God.
That was like damn near a pinch.
So winnable chat, so winnable.
What a shot, I mean he just put that up for 90.
Bro, we just gotta win this because if we get the semis, we have that safety net.
Best of one random shit happens all the time.
He actually put that up for 90. Wow.
I don't think I was going to get supersonic speed.
I'm sold, I'm sold.
I sold then my teammate sold how do you miss the ball when it's on the floor?
I'm sorry, but that's like impossible to miss that. I'm like only got to be swallowed it.
That's impossible to miss. I don't understand the balls moving this fast.
We got to turn up right now we got to turn up right now
Good fake I guess hit that hit that hit that why are you so scared of the ball Jomo?
Good ball
two goals in two minutes crazy things that happened I almost over his head of my top
Over the middle!
Perfect.
Might be over, guys.
What are you doing, fucking Christ?
Hey Joe, make a pay!
I
Don't know can you please try to score
I'm going to go back to the base.
It's over.
Finish it!
I don't know chat.
It doesn't matter how hard I try.
I just can't.
I can't do it.
All right, chat.
What should we do?
What should we do?
Should we get on CS now or stay on Rocket League
and play the 8PM tournament?
CS or Rocket League?
Right of the ball.
High pass called.
Ryan, we lose every time.
High pass, Mike.
What's up?
Just wanted to congratulate you on your top eight finish.
That's pretty close.
Pretty close.
We're getting there.
It's not possible to win, bro.
Pixie, we'll say this.
Everything changes around you. It's Ryan, it's balls.
It's Ryan and balls in the 33 tournament. It's Ryan and balls with the combination.
One take stays consistent.
You still can't win.
Tough pill to swallow.
Are you done are you done?
Little gap was that necessary chat three way poll FIFA Rocket League or CS go
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
FIFA, Rocket League or CSGO.
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Vote, we can't do cases, we can't do cases,
we can't do cases.
If we play CS, I'm just gonna be playing.
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
I'm gonna go P.
Vote.
you
you
What is good? What is good? Oh my god, Rocket League beats CS by 2%. That's calls for a
repo. Repold and remove FIFA. Rocket League versus CS had it up because we have 1700 dead
vote chat boat boat somebody said overwatch not yet Nate wait on that
vote rock of the verse yes vote vote vote vote vote because we put siege up
there we could put some siege up there hold up we could put some siege up
there bro I'm not mad at that hold on all right let's see what wins this and
And then we'll put this hat up against Siege.
See this one's good to repoll chat.
All right, so it looks like Rocket League beats CS.
It looks like Rocket League beats CS.
Chat, should we do a Rocket League versus R6 poll?
Chat, right now Rocket League is the undefeated,
undisputed champion of the polls.
But it's win against CS GO, it's win against FIFA.
it's about to go against R6.
If we get on R6, I'll probably just do ranked or 1v1s.
I'll be ranked or 1v1s, ranked or 1v1s.
If we get on Siege, if we get on Siege.
If we get on Rocket League, I'll probably play ranked
and then do the tournament at eight.
So Chad, just to give you guys the plan,
just so you know what you're voting for.
GeoGets are Chad, GeoGets are at the start of the stream.
not at the end. I like to do start of the streams, chill, end of the stream, gaming.
Even though GeoGuess was pretty stressful. All right, Jack. Last poll. Rocket Beaker R6.
Rocket Beaker R6.
I'm going to be on CS Friday. I'm also going to be on CS Sunday.
All right, Chad. What do y'all want me to do? Rocket League or RSI? This is the last poll.
Rocket League is the undisputed champion, but this is its last opponent.
Rocket League are six, chat, don't type it, vote, vote.
All right, there's way too much shit going on with the predictions.
I can't even tell if there's a poll running or not.
Maaz, we're doing polls, un-pinned, whatever's pinned.
Refresh, chat, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Wait, Siege is winning! Siege is winning, but it's close!
Brad, I think in Siege I'm like Diamond right now. Siege is winning, but it's close!
Breaking the Viking Signed Quarterback Kylo Murray to a one-year contract.
Bro, you know what's crazy? That's actually a really good pick up for the Vikings, by the way. I respect that.
that. Why the fuck did the Vikings get rid of Sam Darnell? They were like 14 and 3. Vote!
Oh my god, the poll is so close. Vote! Vote! Vote! Oh my god, the poll is so close. Vote! Vote!
Vote! Vote! Somebody said, watch him fail on our set. Brother, I'm not going to fail. Oh my god,
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Rocket League does have a tournament at eight.
On Siege, we would do ranked and probably some 1B1s.
Chat, vote, vote, we're running out of time.
There's only a minute left.
Okay, there's like 20 seconds.
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Overwatch, not yet, but I will be on overwatch soon.
Maybe in a month, maybe in two months,
But we'll be on overwatch soon.
This year, it looks like Rocket League wins.
Rocket League, the undefeated, undisputed
fucking champion, baby.
All right, let's go.
Chat, I think I'm one game away from getting placed
in 2v2s, and I'm nine games away from getting placed at once.
You can't say repo, we just ran for the polls.
Yank up, think I'm ready to turn one.
Chat, this is, I'm gonna see.
I think if I win this, I'm gonna get flat.
Got it.
We're not doing a repo, fuck off!
Rocket League is the winner of tonight.
I'm not gonna chat.
Chat, after this game, I'm gonna pick the captains
for the CS tournament on Sunday.
I'm just reminding you this is my last match before I get my break
I overcame it out of the way
Good touch
I feel like I'm just making better contact, you know what I mean
Almost the gold of my gift out over his head!
Almost!
GTS!
Bro!
Okay, maybe in a little bit.
BREATHE MY HEADS!
I'm not do-
Yo, GTS was just fucking around for every time!
I am a song gold. Oh my god. I'm a song gold. I almost own gold. Oh my god.
I'm so good! I'm so...
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Nice!
No!
Don't score, don't score.
Please God!
Please God!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
that's
that that's
over bitch haha this is for platinum
No, no, no! Get back!
He's over, he's over.
Oh, oh, oh!
you
you
you
you
you
We'll play one game of R6 and then we'll win the Rocket League tournament chat.
I'm currently wait we need to delay we need to delay what am I thinking BRB chat
What in the chat if I should get a BVL?
Oh, Spaz sound! Oreo Jones with the five gifted subscared
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't.
I don't make Xi young.
Chad, it's not a scam, it's not a scam.
You have my word.
I will play the Rocket League tournament in one hour.
My vice-adds to the title.
We will play the Rocket League tournament in one hour.
One of the Chad, if I should get a BVL, two of the Chad, if I should.
It three in the Chad.
If you need that question for in the Chad, if you like.
Pick the CS captains.
Oh, yeah, you're right, right.
Okay. Now, Chad, here are going to be the captains of the teams.
Here are going to be the captains of the teams.
Okay, guys?
We're going to be ranking these captains with their draft order in terms of skill.
Okay? The worse the player, the better their picks are.
Capt. number one, Jaycee.
I'll probably get the first bit because I'll be the worst captain.
Capt. number two, hi guys.
Capt. number three, Jason DeLeen.
Captain number four, squishy, Captain number five,
own a pixel, Captain number six,
spoilt, Captain number seven, Richie, Captain number eight.
Maybe excuse safe.
Those aren't finalized.
All right, those are the caps I got right now.
That trap is gonna be at 430.
I'm telling you, Sunday's gonna be.
Why am I on ever on plate?
Kitty milk.
Curse of the negative.
Oreo Jones with yet another five gifted subs.
Make she young.
I did five for the pipes.
Oreo Jones, take a minute to five minutes.
Chat on Sunday.
That 4v4 streamer only draft tournament is going to be the greatest tournament we've ever hosted.
Mark my words. I'm talking with high-vives. We're paying someone to set it up servers and shit.
It's going to be legit. We're going to do the draft and go right into the tournament. It's going
to be legit. Charity to ballroom. Do you like your mom? Of course. I love my mom. Bro, if it
wasn't for my mom, bro, I would probably hate my life. Oreo Jones with the five distance. My mom
is the greatest human of all time. Oreo Jones with another five. Oreo, love you,
bro, appreciate you, Oreo. W, Oreo in the chat. Hey, Jinxie, I hate your guts. What's the point
of typing that? Dumbass! Amanda with the prime. Cases, we can't do cases today. We're doing cases
tomorrow. And we're watching Dolc tomorrow. Can I get a W in the chat? And we're watching Dolc
tomorrow. Ardonzo with the 20 gifted subs. It's he own.
Jeff we're playing the Rock League tournament in an hour. Hi guys, add it to the title.
Guys, tomorrow, listen to tomorrow's stream. We're watch partying, dalk, and then right
And after we're playing RLCS with Squishy and Stompin',
Chummin' is not gonna be settin' with me.
Mack, thinkin' about it's your one deck,
thinkin' about it.
This isn't Rocket League,
we're gonna be on Rocket League in an hour,
shut up!
Damn.
Five seconds.
A C-surveillance on bomb, up or has an infuser.
Allow me to lock in
So watch me lock in
So what's the rocket?
What am I stats right now? Oh, yeah gotta clean that up a little bit
Oreo Johnson out of five gifted Oreo appreciate you
of
death
of
the
5-0 is the target.
5-4 located, a bomb, protected.
I'm a motherfucking, be my boy.
I'm a schema boy.
I love a girl that don't even fucking need a boy.
Nice teeth. Have you thought about making them white?
Shut the fuck up, Bobbles!
Shit mom idiot that's confusing as well thank you come again and now you're getting wall
bang.
Good game.
Boss!
Good game.
Boss!
Brother teammate he's right now!
What is my teammate doing?
What is my teammate doing?
Why would you stand next to him and then run away?
What was that?
Get a negative auto, have a negative auto, plug a negative auto, out of a negative auto.
80k hours, by the way, I have the first half, I have 30k hours, second, what the fuck do
you want me to do about that?
My teammates on top of the guy not doing anything.
Does it come out white or yellow?
What are you talking about?
You know what?
Don't even tell me.
You know what?
Don't even fucking tell me.
You didn't fucking tell me.
30K, yeah, 30K hours, bro, that's nothing, bro.
Well, okay, it is a lot, it is a lot,
it is a lot, it is a lot, it is a lot.
Hey, daddy, I just came.
Again, bro, this isn't like browsers.
Guys, this is a Twitch stream, I'm a Twitch streamer.
Stop
Guys like what are y'all typing?
Curls with the vibe gifted itself
I
Curl since to the fact get to put it in my ass
W curls
watch window
look window
Rock-a-league tournament in one hour chat. I will be glad yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I will be glad
One here
Can you start the stream again? I just got it here.
All right.
Four located to bomb. Protected.
Please. Hello.
You're a naughty boy for Biggie Matt.
You're a naughty boy for Biggie Matt.
AHHHHH!
Todd! It's the five gifts of Todd!
Bend me over and cream pie in my tight asshole, Bob.
Demi top of the deck.
Make change.
Actually saw him.
Jack, would I be crazy to beat this?
Throwing an F-knot.
Dan, with the five-gifted Dan, put it inside my tight, gaping hole.
Dummy Dan of the chat.
Stop saying that, my dad is watching.
I apologize.
Can you stream that forward tomorrow? I have school till three. Thanks.
Fast?
Tomorrow I'm going live at 2.45.
We're watching, don't, don't!
Tomorrow, I'm going live early to watch them
Easy kill in three two one
Okay, I put my cash out! Spass up! I've played the game at such a high level!
Daph, thank you for your one, Daph. Appreciate you, dawg. Daph, thank you for your one, Daph. Appreciate you, dawg.
Who is dunk?
Greatest CS player of all time.
Or so I've heard.
Well, I have watched him.
I'm excited.
I'm going to be honest.
But tomorrow we're watching him live.
Very excited.
Very excited.
Go live early.
Zobby with the prime.
Zobby, appreciate it.
The prime.
Let's hit some vigil action, shall we?
Term with the five get the subscriptions term pick me up bend me over push me up against the wall and pipe my ass
Repetitively, let's get a W term in a chat. Why do you think you're welcome term? Appreciate it. Appreciate it five stars my boy
Hey, J.C. It's me doc. Yeah, Derek. I definitely believe that bro
Simple is better. I don't know I heard dog is better
I heard dog just like to go say they give it a follow say ass blast me sir brother
I don't know I heard dog was better secure the bombs
Sydney with the five gifted tape with the five gifted w city in the chat of
WK then it's that
6-2-1, take control.
When will this stream start?
When will this stream start?
We started three hours ago.
What the fuck are you saying?
Do you eat bugs?
Does it look like they eat bugs?
Wait, don't answer that don't answer that
Does it look like I eat but
What do you mean yes
Oh
You just got shit on you just got you just got shit on
Oh, but like I'm really just I'm really just him I'm him I'm really just him Shane
They can really find stuff.
Lack said they can really get this.
I'm literally just healing, bro.
I'm healing.
I don't know.
Attack on Titan Update.
I'm currently in season four.
Currently in season fjach.
Currently in season fjach.
Chad, I'm scared of one of ten.
How's your day going, guys?
Tell them to be straight up.
Chad, I'm scared of one of ten.
How's your day going, guys?
guys. Give them one of ten. Have a good day, bad day, because you had a bad day. Take a walk down.
Give a touch. Oh, just turn it around. Four, one, two, three, nine, six, six over seven.
Brother T with the five gifts in it. Brother T with the five gifts in it.
Junkster, you're fit, pal.
What?
Horrible rain boundary, my god!
She just gave up.
Okay, I put my-
Oh!
Why don't we just give up, my god?
Five seconds.
What do they just give up my god make me a sandwich yo kev what what are you typing
I have a boner watching this
Don't shoot there, Peek it.
Oh my god, he's doing it.
Goodbye, Me.
But why peak daddy said don't peak daddy said don't peak
I hear him!
Swapping backs! Swapping backs?
Oh, that's a foot!
You have dropped a diffuser.
What are you doing what are you doing he doesn't know he doesn't know I'm not he's
got somebody red somebody red somebody red oh my god somebody rest please please somebody
Please somebody rest somebody rest. Oh my god, they're not pressing who's moaning in my ear
down down boy
Chat was that the only one getting turned off the left who was bothering in my ear
Is that other one getting turned off or not?
Sin, think of it as a prime sub-duty.
Sin, pick me up and just ass-blast me.
W Sin in the chat.
Bro, I bet it'll soon have moaned in there.
Can't think about it, okay? Projector Cain.
Send big love from Wyoming. Thank you, bro. What do you want CS next? Probably, no, tomorrow,
definitely tomorrow. Bro, we got dark tomorrow, we got cases tomorrow. Tomorrow could just be a
full CS day. Definitely tomorrow 100%, 100%. Tomorrow could just be a full last CS day to win.
Okay, I put my bag out, pass out, media at the good bottom.
Sending love from me.
Appreciate that, bro.
Let me S-Y-D.
I know what that means now, bro.
I'm going to pass on that offer.
Eagle, thank you for the two, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, seven,
eight.
Do you know what Eagle appreciate?
RLCS tomorrow.
Oh yeah, RLCS tomorrow too.
Yeah, so we'll have RLCS tomorrow as well.
as well.
Well, well, I have a dog watch party, RFCS, and cases all in a single machine watch.
Tomorrow's gonna be cinema.
Tip reveal.
I'm not doing a tip reveal, bro.
Shut up!
I'm not doing a fucking tip reveal, dog.
Can you dominate me, please?
I'm so horny, daddy.
This guy for real, sis.
Don't you think I'm gonna...
Don't pass, it's ribbed to just receive, okay?
What?
Ryan boss, they're gonna get to the ryan.
Ryan yammo.
This guy is so cool.
Keep breathing, I'm almost there.
I think I'm virtually unkillable on this.
You're such a knobby kid.
Don't ever peek daddy.
Boss, incoming!
Swapping back!
Tam, not getting bampered out.
Not getting bampered out.
There's no wandering in possession.
If I throw this EMP, he won't be able to hear when I vault in.
If I throw the MPG, you will not be able to hear when I fall.
Top 4 lined up, baby.
Okay, yeah, hit that!
I got a plant in the bomba plant in the bomba plant in the bomba plant in the bomba
Cut the noise out of the plan. I'm so fucking good it's not even fair.
Five seconds remaining. The mixture is online and active.
I'm just the best player in the lobby!
What can you do?
I Yana Elite, brother.
I'm telling you when I say
This woman could literally
Burn my house down kick me in the nuts spit in my face
Then fart inside of my mouth and I would apologize to her
Brother Ayana Alid is so fucking back.
Thank you for being a positive member of Siege.
Oh, thank you Siege.
Appreciate that y'all.
Alright chat, it's time to warm up.
Let's get it on RL.
Great little game of rank.
Seven kills, one death.
Rocket League tournament in 49 minutes.
Tonight will be the night I will fall for you.
Chat, dare I say, could this be our...
It could just be our, all right, listen,
if we're gonna win the tournament,
I need to get into a party with my team
and actually warm up.
Ryan, join it up.
Ryan, join it up.
Ryan, you can get into a party with my team
and actually warm up, literally, literally.
Okay, yeah.
Chat, do you think a tournament is possible to win
with Ryan and balls in the team?
What do we think?
What do we think, chat?
Be honest, be honest.
Is it possible to win a tournament with Ryan and Bolt?
That is impossible.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Ryan, I think we warm up.
I think we warm up.
If you're serious about winning this tournament, I think we...
Yo, yo, yo, hello.
Ryan, can you hear me?
Yes, yes, yes.
Hear me out.
I think we warm up.
I think we warm up.
Like right now?
Yeah, like right now.
If we're serious about winning this tournament,
in this tournament? I didn't do it before, but that's okay. Where's boss? Who the fuck
is this? Who is this? That's my friend. That's my friend. Barca, who is this bro? No, no,
no, no, no Barca Barca Barca. Yeah. My guy. That's why it's it's a that's why are you
bro i don't know how we join bro i don't know how we join who the fuck made you join
where's bald okay that's my i don't know how we join the party because you have five brain
jumps bro bro did you put the party like on invite only just huh yes sorry oh yeah you were so
bro where's bald where's bald we gotta win where's bald bro i wasn't even like spamming you like
okay there is balls what's up
balls get near me yeah look if we're gonna let's turn them into warm-up
wait into the warm-up you know i'm low-key like i'm not gonna lie i low-key
need to take a shit right on you'll play like one game without me
yeah yeah balls doing what is that noise i'll be back in like
five minutes balls about me balls about me
Yeah, yeah, just a second, just a second.
Chat, the stack isn't shitty, we can win with this stack.
Yeah, that doesn't know, this is the best stack you could possibly send.
No, this is not the best stack you could possibly send, but we've never won.
Who is it?
Yeah, guess what, guess what?
You've never won with anyone.
So what's so different about every other team?
So you said that I'm the problem.
That is not what I said, you're saying this is-
Give me all of these boys!
Fucks sake, you're the shat man.
Out in it.
Boss, what I'm saying is,
we never won a tournament, cool.
So is y'all the problem or is y'all the problem?
Yeah.
Are you guys the problem or are y'all the problem?
No one's the problem.
We're only a problem if we shatter each other.
Folks and we...
See, here's the problem.
Boss, here's the problem with what you're saying.
You're saying we only lose because we yell at each other, right?
Yeah, I mean, I see Ryan get more verbal abuse than, like, people convicted of mutha.
Okay, what I'm saying, I'm so good.
Balls, I'm so talented.
Okay, what I'm saying?
They're saying, I'm getting a phone call.
Balls, he's getting a phone call.
Chat, what I'm saying is people are only yelling because we're losing.
It's not like, oh, we're losing because we're mad at each other.
No, we're mad at each other because we're losing.
That's the reality of the situation.
I love a P3, that's a two-seater boy.
I don't know how the game plays.
All right, you just ran right into me?
No, so basically what's just happened is
I've just been told to be quiet for sharing.
Who, your mom?
Yeah, that's the problem with B-16.
You're good, bro. W-mall. Now, boss, listen up, dude.
You're saying we lose because... why?
Why do we lose? Why do we lose? Tell me.
Because I watch, like, we just, like, I don't shout.
I shout at yous when you shout at each other.
Because I see, like, I watch you get rhyme, more verbal abuse
than a person who's been convicted of, like, mass murder.
Oh, that's all right. It's like you're the one.
They're talking back now.
What I'm saying, I agree.
I agree. I do verbally abuse Ryan.
What I'm saying is,
the only reason why we're yelling is because we're losing.
We're not losing because we're yelling.
Would we be yelling it?
Would we be yelling if we were winning?
No, obviously not.
We only yell because we lose every fucking tournament we play.
That's why the yelling happens.
I don't join them and start screaming at Ryan.
I start screaming at Ryan when we're already losing.
So that's Cope. That's not why we lose.
Yeah, but like, you say that, you say, like, because we've always everything with them,
you're adding like you've won a tournament before.
I've gotten, I've gotten top two once, I've gotten top four twice, I'm not that bad,
dude.
That's like, I'm not that bad, dude.
Holy team pinch, holy team pinch.
Watch this, boss.
See, see how good I am?
Not finished that.
see but like balls let me am I allowed to take a little bit of credit for that
come on
yeah brother I've gotten top two I've gotten top four I'm ready to go the
whole way and win the show ready to win are you ready to win yep I will not
last season
I don't answer that
Oh shit, was that him?
Nah
Maybe
Well, so we're going to slow down
Everybody knows that dude
It's you
It still says to them, I wonder what
I actually just
bumped you in front of the stage
I don't know if that's massive or yours. We'll give it both, we'll give it both.
No, it's about teamwork, bro. It's not about who's the slowest, bro.
That's what I said. It's about, I'll give it both. I'm giving both of us credit.
I don't know what I'm saying is, we need to warm up. I don't know where Ryan is.
How are we going to win a tournament if we're not warming up, at least?
I mean, you're gonna be warmed up
Brian's just awaiting a number two
so
I go I don't do that you brother. Oh shit. He's gonna head out. I give up
Chat is this the tournament winning squad? Yes or no?
Time within a chat
I'm telling you balls, I'm in my rockin' league prime right now!
I swear I am!
I wish I stayed furniture shit already, is it just me?
It takes like 30 minutes to shit.
What do you see back on the mic for you?
Yeah, my cheek got him, yep.
I'm literally here.
Hi, Harry.
What do you mean?
Ryan, we need to warm up, dude.
Yo, I just want to say, yo, balls, like, thank you for, like, coming up for me, bro.
Why'd you say that?
Ryan, you always do this thing where you try to, like, victimize yourself and then make
me a villain.
Bro, I am the victim here.
I am the victim.
What do you mean?
I had the flu.
Bro, Ryan, if you do this thing,
would you always try to victim yourself?
Stop!
No, but, J-No, but, J-Here's the thing.
Bro, J-He has a-He has a right to do that.
You've blown him for everything.
Like, ah, he has a-He does have bad moments.
Bad old relationship.
I'm gonna laugh it off.
You-Your teammate yesterday, I-I will admit, he was good,
but you actually blotted on your shorts,
and you started-You didn't blow him whatsoever.
If that was Ryan, you would have his head in the stick.
Yeah, I agree. I agree.
But the other end of that stick is my teammate yesterday that I got top four with
played good the whole day. Ryan doesn't play good ever.
What do you want me to say? I don't play good ever. Oh, no, I might have.
I'll just prove to you that. Oh,
so let's warm up. Let's warm up. That's what I'm saying. Okay. I'm joining.
I'm joining.
Bro guys, I wouldn't have been a tournament so bad and I could just be done playing
things I just want to win one time wait Jinxie I'm like noticing something like
do you not realize that everyone in this party except you as one of the tournament
you don't see likes a shirt maybe you're that problem okay so let me get it's
like us never a battle never a battle okay balls won a silver tournament I've
never even been silver tournament rank I was MVP of a gold tournament and got
sold by fucking ameliana which still haunts me
turn this day so don't say that and I
want to do it I want a diamond tourney I
want to die maternity so first off let
me just so I'm gonna confront you with
logic I know people don't like being
logical Ryan I've played with you you're
not a diamond level player so if you
want to diameter I'm not a diamond level
player but I still stood my ground in a
diamond tourney and I ended up winning
Cool. So you want to diamond-
You're just saying-
Let's get that cleared off.
You're just said, you're only saying this because you beat him in a 1v1.
And what you're not just saying that Rockling is about teamwork.
It doesn't matter how good he is in 1v1s.
If he's benefitting the team, if he's playing good for your team,
he was a part of that diamond-minded team.
He contributed.
Yeah, what I'm saying is, look, there's not a single actual diamond level player.
I'm just logical guys. I can't like I guess he's what I'm saying
I'm just saying right there's not a single diamond skill level player that I would beat two times in a row and a 1v1
And I beat Ryan twice in a row so that I'm completely invalidating his firm it because it means just he just won because of his teammate
I don't care
Because I don't play one of you once I don't know how many times I have to tell you but it's
You think you're good enough to win a Diamond Tournament because if you're that fucking
delusional, I don't know what to tell you.
I swear to God on everything I had thought of in the whole tourney, but okay, I'll start
the fucking game.
But that doesn't matter.
Does it matter?
Can we stop fighting?
Can we play the game?
Bro, you just got the flex of Diamond, German, and like, yeah, but you guys are like house-wise.
So like, you guys say something insane, you guys say something insane, but you victimize
yourself in a drink wide and dry what is this party oh you're not a diamond
what I'm gonna say you're you know hi guys can we have cars oh it's cause
I was also taken
Love you, I just wanted to warm up with the team
I want to do it
Over the metal
Bump
Also are you camping?
The blue
Oh that's like that place
So just want to be clear, first plane by the day was Ryan
Just want to be clear
That was a plane by the day was Ryan
Was it not?
That's not a plane
Wait, that's the first plane by the day
That's literally a plane
You're a sick psychotic fucking way you're the biggest blamer ever like this guy just victimizes himself in blames
I don't just say how much Frank is bad with you
Appreciate
I know, yeah, I feel like I'm one of the real housewives of New Jersey, Chad, it's the weirdest party ever!
Rand, stop victimizing yourself and drinking wine!
I don't drink wine, buddy.
It was a Czech election.
Over to medieval.
I don't give a fuck.
Alright!
So, Chad, am I standing in the toxic environment or is it this psycho? What do you think?
I am so good at this game.
I don't care.
I don't care.
You're right.
I'm gonna just be the best one of us in life.
Look at that.
Look at that.
That is, that's such a beauty.
Chad, why type U?
Why type U?
drop
I need a boost I need a boost I'm gonna go for that I go I go
You will you look like okay what a plan oh problem. Oh guys look at this bro. Look at this
alright
Yeah, that's pretty good
How much do you get time?
It's okay, bro. It's good
Yeah, I know it's okay. I can't say that see like if I'm not blaming him you still
man you're just being so like I
Swear to God I wasn't being sarcastic. I promise you I wasn't your chapter
Like he just victimizes himself full-time. It's like actually unbearable over the middle
Nice nice nice just call me unbiased Eugene. I'm just gonna be unbiased all night
I'm unbiased Eugene nice go round. I got it. I got it. I got it. I'm unbiased. I don't know why like I feel something special
I don't know
Which chat is this?
Which chat is this?
Prime9
Oh no, it's Prime9
It's Prime9 and Blues
Oh my god, how did I miss that?
Give me that Blues bitch
no that was so unlucky got it so do
my time is over
right there
nice bald
one again
in the box
yeah i'm fine about it
i'm back i'm back
nice nice nice good suit
I'm going to do it, actually.
Over the middle.
Over the middle.
It's going to drop.
Hold on to the sleeper.
One more minute.
One more minute.
Oh, no.
That's okay.
That's me.
Okay, I'll fight.
I'm out of goal.
Get the back.
Get the back.
Get the back.
Nice.
Nice, fucking.
That is it. That is it.
What is going on?
That's smart.
Oh my god.
No, no, no.
Good shit, balls.
Contact balls.
It's great to see your improvement balls, like actually.
Great to see your improvement.
I'm getting that, getting that.
I'm always getting that.
I'm already getting that.
I'm gonna be annoying tonight.
Move that.
That's game. Let's game. Let's go on the tell.
Nice guys.
Good way to do that.
Good win y'all good man. All right tournament is in 30 minutes. That's what I'm time for like three more games
Hey, brand your plat two and threes
Yes, I am we're gonna start playing good-ass people in a second
From plateau choose as well
Who you play with you? I'm a good. I'm a good bro. I solo queue
I'm a good player though I know I know you're good oh shit
It was really bad boss.
Nice.
Shit.
He's like,
oh my god someone.
Get this shit out of here.
Right, we need...
Nice!
We should have conceived it.
I need a boost though.
Boss use the bait.
Boss!
I've asked, man, I can't date for the fuck.
Oh, okay, sorry.
Wait, me too, boss.
I've gotta hurt a mate.
He's right, I have so much problem.
Right, some breathing is a bit, you know what I'm saying?
Are you just not addicted to dating that you think any type of L is a fake?
No, I don't fucking date, dumbass!
Oops!
That's what we're all saying, man.
Okay, this is good.
Shoot that!
It's a good shot!
That's a good shot, boss!
That's a good shot, that's a good shot, guys.
We play like this, we won't win, bro, I have a good feeling about this too, I don't know
how to explain it, but we're winning, we're winning, we're winning, we're not in the
not the opportunity so much for that
yeah at least i hit it
hit it out of here
oh my god
come on guys 30 minutes to turn it 30 minutes to turn it
that's decent
you got that
no way
i should oh i should always hit that
i'm shot
That's over the middle
Good possession, good possession
Got eight on here
Someone hit that nice
Can I see you out there?
Nice
I got a guy- oh no!
I got a guy
Nice
Nice.
Come on, Brad.
Pick it.
Wait for it.
Take a second.
He on goal.
What an idiot.
Nice.
Wait, what the hell?
What an idiot.
What an idiot.
What an idiot.
Wait, what are we playing against?
You're going to watch RLCS?
I'm playing at RLCS with Squishy and Stompin.
We're probably going to get fucking destroyed.
You're playing in RLCS?
Like the actual RLCS?
It's like the qualifier gaps tomorrow
Yeah, thanks, you know
I'm not gonna lie bro like it's kind of boring like if I'm not
This is the guy that
We're not we're not
Not rage baiting you yet you play the biggest victim cards out bro. I swear to God. I swear to God
You're doing say you can say what bro allow it bro allow it
What what what you know what you know what you playing in our house. Yes reminds me of what?
I mentioned about one fina five minutes at Freddy's picture, which is the penguin in the bottom left
Highbys can pull up the picture, he'll know what I'm talking about
Five minutes at Freddy's penguin?
Highbys will pull up the chat, he'll know what I'm talking about
Best we're not losing to his noise
Defensive master class.
Wait, how did he miss that?
Nice.
Oh my god, these kids are good.
Yeah, I got that.
Wait, we can score here.
Here you go.
You rotten, jammy, bastard.
I'll hit it.
I got that.
I got that.
Get back on D.
Oh, shh.
Bro, this guy's blocking me, bro.
Like, yeah, like, this guy has bumped me and, like, I can't...
Bro, he won't let me get back and go.
Who bumped you, dude?
Has that been, like, has that been, like, one of my favorite?
It was, I don't know, the...
The master Oogway guy, I think.
I think it's been, like, one bounce in our favor.
It's just everything in our favor.
Like, these guys have epic game privilege.
No way, you can stay with us.
Nice balls, great fucking shit, pal.
No, what's the goal?
What's going on?
I was in rule one with my teammate.
Oh my god, I didn't know.
Wait, are we dead?
Are we dead, guys?
We're never gonna score anymore.
How do you guys like DC?
We're going to be able to get back inside anyways.
Yo, hi, bye.
Move off with your teammate.
Is that a thing?
No.
Yeah, you guys are in the mansion.
I thought I was going to roll one with them.
We weren't going to be able to get back in any of these.
It's an instinct goal.
Yo, hi, guys. It's the 5 minutes.
Fair DC gear.
So I'll get this.
High five, search up. Who is this?
I don't think it. Once I talk.
Bro, what are they doing?
We obviously aren't gonna compete in Plat 2.
Like, I can be the first guy to do it. I'm just not gonna compete in Plat 2.
Jinxay, this is my level. Like, I don't know how to.
Like, if you can't compete in Plat 2, you're not better than me.
This is what I play against every single day.
Like, again, is this rage bait or just lack of intelligence?
I don't know what this is. You've never beat me in a 1v1. You are literally sorry as fuck.
Bro, what do you want me to say?
What do you want me to say?
Like revolve around 1v1. Stop, like, do that shit, bro.
I have no other information to go off of other than you selling me in tournaments and then
me beating your head into a pulp in 1v1s. So let's not try to say you're better than
me. This is the same guy who hit the mic in the dump.
I promise you I've never sold you in a tournament.
Yeah, that's just like, you're like, your IQ is so low for even producing that sentence.
Okay, I'm just gonna start talking because I can I can hear you getting
Yes, please. Yes. Yes, please. You're too dumb to like think you're good
Here it starts again German the audience I
Don't know what it is
So let's go frame by frame and go exactly of what happened
I said, all right, boom, we're obviously never beating
platus and then you said, the last two is my level, bro.
If you can't compete, it's just your fault.
And then I said, right, I've literally beaten you a pulp
in every one of you when we've done.
And then you said, why do they want me once we've all
brought this game?
And then said, I've never sold in the tournament,
which like even I've sold you in tournaments,
like how dare you, how, how dare you, how dare you say
How dare you say you've never sold a tournament you delusional fuckwit
Like am I not allowed to like have fun like joke around is that like not allowed in the sparty so I have to be like pause
muted so saying I've never sold you in tournaments is joking around
Are you dead? Where's the joke? I think it's just a psycho like yo, this is my last one with this guy
I can't he's like a manipulative freak
You're literally a freak, huh?
I'm just gonna stop talking about the kids.
Anything I say is like...
No, it's not anything you say.
If you say you're better than me when you literally never beat me in a 1v1.
Like, you're not better than me!
On my mother's life!
You're not better than me!
If you were better than me, you wouldn't be better than me up by now, but you haven't!
I'm gonna take Ryan's say, you said you're gonna 1v1 him in EU, so I was never done it.
I already beat him in EU service, dammit!
No, you did it, you did it, you did it.
After you beat the tournament, I 1v1 you in EU.
I'm not playing 1v1.
I 1v1 him in EU.
Good boy Ryan, good boy.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought.
fucking boy okay now just get in the backpack please what the fuck was that
oh my god yeah that's really nice let's make this one up
We have no one in gold bro.
Skip skip.
I hate threes so I gotta hate threes.
Skip!
I'm not in logic seat threes is like the most competitive mode.
Yeah for pros not for us we're like fucking toddlers out there.
Are you insulting us dude?
No, I'm saying anyone that
Nah they're not
Alright give me out of this!
I'm not wearing this!
Give me out of this!
We are the ass fucking party!
Fuck!
Alright what even happened?
I bet we just...
He just said, he just said
3D freezing, only competitive for crows
He just said we're not good
What the fuck?
Oh bitch get down
I'm not even...
I'm not even like trying to rage man
I don't know
I'm just good off getting manipulated for 30 minutes
I'm gonna leave after this bro
I'ma, I'ma
No, I swear to god
Okay, it's okay. I'm not feeling too happy. Have fun with your rented to me. I guess yep
My rented to me won't be gaslighting me for the entire match
I swear to god, bro like okay, okay, bro
That's like everybody don't sell okay
getting bombed. You're chat. You're chat. You have to admit tournaments is better with me at night.
Like you can't play. Yeah, we get top five thirty two every time.
We literally made it to the semis last five.
Can you talk about it? Stop like spreading this fake agenda bro.
You made it to semis last time we played.
So majority of the time what place could we stay we get?
I have to like speak like a robot so you don't understand things around.
Majority of the time what place did you get because we've got semis one time. Why do you live in the past?
Majority of the time what place do we get we y'all answer it since no one will speak up we lose in the first
fucking round
That's what happens majority of the time
I don't care. We got semis one time. What a fucking shot by the way. I swear
You're already at the time! Reduce the first round!
Wait, I'm not even joking, Jinxie. You me and Vols, got first-rounded once, I think.
And then we went to second chance, and then we...
Right, the thing is, like, your brain is the size of a pebble, so you can't keep track of information.
Ah! We've gotten first-handed multiple times!
On everything I know, we've gotten first-handed multiple times!
Okay.
Well, that's just your memory.
Trust me, we suck!
I have a psychopathic gaslighting manipulative freak in the party I don't think I can make
I don't think I can make it
Bro, you have the accountability of a five year old toddler like it's a lot of
Perfect that I see like no one knew you're gonna pass. No one knew you're gonna pass. Yeah, it's because you're arguing instead of playing the game
BAAAAAAAARGH!
BAAAAAAARGH!
SHUT THE FUCK UP GID!
SHUT THE FUCK UP GID!
SHUT THE FUCK UP GID!
Poxby, Poxby,
How about this year?
You're literally like the cinnamon guy from Applejack's.
That is your exact name.
Cinnamon guy from Applejack's.
That is how you're been, bro.
I thought if it was me, Poxby.
You are literally like the cinnamon stick from Applejack's.
I got him everything out of that is your exact bill
I get I get I get again. Yes, okay, I'll see that you thought
Like bone walking off see
Come on, bro. Like
Yeah, the bomb.
Jack, you pick.
You pick.
Alright, you pick.
Jack, play solo or play with them?
I'm telling you.
I've known Ryan for four years.
He doesn't take accountability for anything.
He did the same thing on seed, just the same thing on Rocket League.
And just gas left him and he plays the entire time.
He has the accountability of a literal four-year-old toddler who shit his pants
Ryan could literally shit his pants and wouldn't like say my fault
So I'm just saying guys like that's what we're getting ourselves into
Solar or play with them. I'm just saying like when the tournament starts that's what's gonna happen. Um,
Ryan's gonna sell and he's not gonna take any blame. It's fair work
Alright chat, you guys want me to play with them?
If you guys don't want me to play with them, sure.
Alright, let's start with plan 3.
Did you fucking boil us, Junksy?
That's not how I fucking bow.
We're fucking trying our hardest.
This is just fucking pointless.
This is fucking bully bastard man.
He's fucking warm, fucky ones.
Okay, I'm back. Did he leave?
He's fucking, he's away.
Is he like crashing out on stream?
He's away from his friend.
Wait, what? No, what's happening? What's happening?
He's just fucking blaming us. I can't take a shot in the below.
Yo, boss. It's good. It's all good, bro.
boss boss i'll try i'll try to like convince him at least play with you okay
it's okay the chat the chat vote it's an asex percent it's there it was
oh chat man i mean i'm not gonna lie
but i don't know if we like play with this fucking vibe i don't know if we're gonna make it that far
Oh, man, let's get on with this.
Let's get this.
Yo, Ryan.
Ryan.
Ryan.
Ryan.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
All right.
Let me have an honest talk to you, bro,
because I've known you for four years, all right?
Ryan, I'll put this on God on everything I love.
Ryan, you somehow find a way to irritate me more than any
human being I've ever had in my life.
And Ryan, I'm not kidding when I say this.
You can laugh.
I have never in my life met a human being that frustrates me more than you, right?
Okay. That actually hurts me. I'm not even gonna laugh. Like, good.
Thinking about how much we go back.
Great. I've learned you for four years. You don't take accountability for anything.
That pisses me off. You flip everything on me. That pisses me off.
You have a victim mindset that pisses me off and you gaslight and manipulate me
every time I say anything that pisses me off.
But the thing is like if I say anything you're you just you just say I'm like that playing the victim card
I don't know. No, I know what you want me to do. I say you're playing victim card when you're playing the victim card
So what are you doing? Are you playing solo or what the chat wants me to play with you guys? So let's do it. Oh
Oh, ground rules, ground rules. Here's what you're not allowed to do.
First off, you're not allowed to say that you're better than me, because I'm not going
to say that I'm better than you. If you try that shit again, I'm going to leave the party.
Okay, I'm going to leave the party. I don't say I'm better than you. You don't say you're
better than me. Period. Let's just play as a team.
I said okay. Okay, deal.
I know I said if you do that I'm gonna leave oh no I thought he said you were gonna
leave by the...
I don't care about raise bathing but don't gaslight, he's not allowed to lose my mind.
I'm not doing this gaslight manipulate bullshit.
It's 2026 right?
Is this Jinxie or Kim Jong Un?
that was actually funny
that was actually funny
someone did this
fuck
nice nice
try to call when you go
I go I go
I was staying though
I go, I go.
Someone take this, someone take this.
Yeah.
Try to call when you've got every time.
Tournaments literally after this game guys, focus.
Oh shit, I got that.
If this game takes too long, just forfeit on it.
Yeah, it can't, it won't take 12 minutes.
Yeah, but I mean, it's a small chance you know.
I mean, you hit a 1v1 that went 6 minutes over time,
the end by you sort of in the long go.
Oh
My oh my oh my god, you okay? What was that?
Open door
Nice cash, not
So much so much someone oh that's on me no problem
This was
got to keep trying
oh
me, me, me
yep, yep, yep
I go
I bump them a little bit
I go, I go, I go
that mode, that mode
I go on
no one's going against me
I go, I go
nice, nice
clear that
Yeah
Now we attack
Nice boss!
Now we fucking attack
What the hell is that?
What is that pinch man?
This is what I mean with Epic Games privilege man
Guys remember always because you can't actually do it
I'm more than just...
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You ready?
This is bad, this is bad
I don't know if they're still...
I worry we're there you go you go you go nice. I'll take over out take over
Why don't guys?
Listen listen we can make these mistakes now, but like yeah, we can run guys
Listen, we're playing against people that are probably better than people we will play against an attorney. We got to keep that in mind
out there. We're like warding our ground. I think of it as like Ryan's plot, so like
he's a plot person, so this is a good warm up zone. Brother, but tournaments are weird.
It's me.
Guys, guys.
Yeah, now I'm supposed to play the game, but I'm sitting in a pot and it doesn't mean
shit.
That's also true.
I'm just saying, like, in tournament, it doesn't mean like, just as, as we were not
going to play a diamond.
Bro, why do I lose every 50?
I swear it's the pin.
You just got to position your opponent.
You got to get a job, dude.
That's me.
start taking more time you know.
Kind of hard, they're just, yeah, as soon as I leave the nat, I just go...
Oh, that one's on me.
Yeah, like we need...
We need one person in the nat, like, all times, cause like...
I don't know what it is, but when we like...
Every time we play threes, like every time someone leaves the gold, like, they get a gold instantly.
They get a lucky shot, I mean not a lucky shot, but they get a shot on gold.
Got it.
Yeah, every single time we leave the gold, like, the gold becomes a magnus.
Yeah, like maybe like Darwin the next one right now, but when we're out of there, it's far
clear to Valves, I guess a ball by the way, I need a pulse
I mean this game was chocked out anyways man.
That's okay.
Guys guys, we shouldn't let this game bring on me and so on.
This is a warm up.
Just think of this as a casual game.
Just a casual game with a few numbers next to it.
That is base for what it is.
like we're not playing for this we're playing for this aren't we
I got that
That's here Caleta's fucking ball
Fuck
That's copy you better than that somebody's on the staff
Get someone, get someone, get someone
I mean yeah we, if we get this kick off you
There's a high chance of man-seeking like no one is how we see it
But it's let's fuck
And have the booster
No way like that's fine turn them to 50
Just clear it out. Clear your mind, clear your mind.
Turn him a time, turn him a time, turn him a time, turn him a time, turn him a time, turn him a time.
Everybody just clear your fucking mind, bro.
Clear your mind, clear your mind, clear your mind.
Yep, that's the only guy I've ever been from where I was experiencing it.
Hell, I'm a gentleman.
I'm down to blood one, bro.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Alright, what team name do you guys want?
Um...
Balls, do you have any ideas?
I can probably kick some on the thing.
Ask Bernard, ask Bernard.
Alright man, I'm gonna ask him.
Okay.
Bernard!
Pick a team name for a Rocket League tournament that strikes fear into enemies.
Watch him say.
Intimidating and memorable. How about ironclad reckoning? It gives off that sense of unstoppable force.
Bernard, what?!
I know right? It's got that weight to it. Just imagine the cast is saying welcome to the ironclad reckoning finals.
Everyone's gonna feel that intensity. If you run with it, I'm rooting for pure fear on that page.
Do you have any other ones, bro?
I'm going to do ironclad back in Invernar. What colors? What colors?
the red something that feels industrial unstoppable and a little apocalyptic
alright we're not good with ironclad reckoning yeah I don't know what the
fuck that is but I told me that's for now that was the first one he's at hey
what is your tournament rank in the top of the screen mine's flat what is your
say I think mine's flat too just see what it says man's is going back it says
It was like wrecked before
I'm saying as soon as the game starts you're gonna get my full passion. I'm gonna try my ass off
Sure, I'll be delusional
But right now if we play a flat tournament, we're gonna lose a gold tournament. We could win that. I'm not gonna lie
Me and bulls got to like top two in a gold tournament top four
Yeah, I mean not wanted new stream you see if you think about your second
Everyone here is it clever?
Yeah, bro, but it's not really about that. It's just like plat tournaments. It's just filled with diamonds. That's the problem
I'm gonna get a protein shake check. This is our last chance to win a tournament tonight lock the fucking
Last chance. Nah, I shall not.
Let's be honest, he should bring me and Ryan under the streams more often.
We make this a nothing. We just fight his cause out to the highest.
Wait, are we all made it?
No, no, no. Checking numbers.
I know.
I mean like I spiked his cortisol like crazy, but I wasn't even like trying to
I mean I wasn't even trying to like make his cortisol spike that mad
like I don't know yeah you can say off the one in the month yeah I mean I like
usually I rage but I think that's a little mad but the last time I've
experience that was during like fucking r6 ring
is this thing on youtube? yeah yeah it's kind of like play true shit then mate
i may give it for like n-chip everything triggers them bro yeah i know
he's always mad i mean yeah you're just not funny no we're not gonna i
all right we're just gonna shoot you one minute until break next round
Jinxy soft hands. We still not rocking with you, bro. What do you mean Jinxy soft hands?
One minute to break this grass.
Yep. We're winning this rune. I'm here as well.
I know. Both. The thing is, both. I love you both. Me and you never have any scuffles.
It's just, I gotta get good with Ryan.
Remains of him sexy, by the way.
Yeah, I know you boss. Listen, I was like a little brother. All right, listen, bro
Right, you have my word. I will not scream at you a single time during this tournament
Okay
And you'll have my word that I'll that I won't blame you for anything or you know anything in that
I don't like I'm bad at one of the ones I don't like I'm not even trying to
use to
yeah yeah yeah alright I swear to God I will not scream at you a single time
Okay
On my mother's life, I don't lie on my mom's life
Yeah, I would not yell at you a single time during the tournament after the tournament
I believe you brother free free raid
During this time, okay
After the tournament I can take as many licks as I want
You're chat brother prediction Ken Genk see keep his cause. Oh, wait, that's slow key good prediction
Guys, I'm not gonna yell at Ryan, guys, I'm an even keel guy.
That should be the prediction.
He yells at me.
He might not yell, but he's definitely gonna cast Blaine.
Kristen, you have my word, Kristen.
I will not cast Blaine.
Chat, I got you all.
I'm not gonna blame a single person.
I will not blame y'all, alright?
We're gonna play as a team.
If after the tournament's over though, it's all hell breaks loose.
I need a what I'm gonna say.
I
What
Wait
Wait, right actual question I forgot to ask you so right you're Moroccan, but you're from Netherlands, right?
Yes, who do you support in World Cup Morocco or Netherlands for just whoever does?
Morocco first always Morocco first
I know yeah I don't know like after the
I'm hoping like saw what happened in the
Africa yeah I've gone Morocco lost to
who was it to uh to uh to go
it was uh no no it wasn't Nigeria it
starts with the sea I think. Who did it lose to?
Oh wait, I can't remember. I can't remember where.
Senegal, Senegal, Senegal. Oh my god, Senegal.
Senegal. Yeah, you see.
You lost to Senegal because I'm such an idiot.
I don't know what's going on over here.
What was the score? What was the score?
They lost, um...
Like, how do I forget?
I think they lost one.
Saudi Omani! Yeah.
Yeah, there was one though.
and the ass missed it like a penalty like the last second which made us lose
the whole thing they like the man could it like it was literally the last he went
for a pinnacle it was no no if he literally scored that they ended and we
were literally champion I don't know bro and then we ended up
Losing extra time
Like Senegal scored a banger
Bro Chad, there's time to go for a Panetta and then there's time to not throw in an Ascon final
You should not go for a Panetta
Maybe if you're up 3-0 then you can go for it, but bro. See look this one's talking about season 8
Look at the other team. This guy's a diamond tournament winner of the last season, so he's not even lost
This one is a banger
But the thing is like I'm a diamond tournament winner too, but I'm not diamond
Like I just played with someone that was higher than me.
Yeah, maybe this guy just had a good ass game.
Let's start, let's start.
Run it up, run it up, let's go.
Guys remember, no blaming, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, balls, yeah.
Oblique, oblique.
So you know how you're obviously walking,
yeah, geometry draft, deadlocked.
Yeah, I quit that like a week ago.
What about it though?
I was gonna say, absolutely, I did get him with geometry drafts.
I was gonna try to save that can be deadlocked before you.
I think if I do, you have to do some sort of punishing shit a little bit.
I already beat that one.
I'm just so out of the game.
Wait focus, guy guy guy guys coming in.
I'm gonna turn the other side.
Yep.
Okay, I'm out of go, I'm out of go.
I'm still behind.
That's actually the best.
Last round, get behind, never just go there.
Ah, no problem.
Keep doing this, we'll score a nice one.
Okay.
I'm going to hit it again, pass.
Yo if balls is going to be back, me and Ryan need to like really come up up top.
I'm like trying to go back more to this boss.
That's fine, that's fine.
I'm like, I was just trying to go outside.
That's okay, that's okay.
That's a high bounce.
I could have went here, I should have went, I don't know if I would have got there.
I mean, what can we do? This guy went three diamonds and it's lost his shit.
DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, DADDY!
Yeah.
Dramatic boost.
Wait, you're saying he won't...
Wait, what do you mean he won't?
He won't three diamonds or anything?
Yeah, yeah, cause like, he's got like...
But I know I'm good. That means he won't have three diamonds, I think.
Oh yeah, it's green. That means he won't have three diamonds or anything.
Why does this always happen, Chalice? I don't understand. I'm gonna try to get it.
It's like every single time you actually carry a kill, it's like...
Look low key, we could tank this and try to win the second chance, what do you guys think?
Yeah we could, we could have a 7 round out, damn.
I say, if it gets really bad, reach for it.
Nah, I think we could win this game.
It's more than we did in the demo.
Yeah, like, game's not over.
Game's not over, till it's over.
Nice goal, come back one.
Come back to
That was actually he almost scored on
Say that's me
Yeah, you just knew that I flip reset it off to his score. What does it even work?
To the to press I'm going up. Ryan's got it. Our boss
The boss go over the middle boss
Don't
Get back in that block bro
Is going on nice boss
Well, I'm telling you shit. It's not over guys. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Good work. It's not over
that's up to that's up I don't need it up shit well second that's second that's
second that's second that's got oh shit I think it's going to be right on
kickoff state stay in there on kickoff yeah yeah I swear to God like every
time I'm like I'm shocked I'm shocked so much power on that stay on a ball
I
Was I was it goes
The balls you believe I know
I'm coming up.
I'm coming up.
I missed.
Wait, that's good!
This is really good!
Bro, look at the shots.
Every time someone perfectly hit it in our head.
or not it's just epic it is bro bro I'm telling you I don't know there's not
really much mistakes this game I think this guy's just clearly better yeah like
it was clearly just a skill gap in the lobby this is every turn you're right
yeah it could be steams needless you could not be like hey I don't know
I think when you break it.
Also, it's hard to snipe these because there's a bunch of tournaments happening at once.
That's true.
Maybe they'll edge with them at the same time, so maybe you can just hide screen for a little bit.
Just out of the run then.
Yeah, but hiding screen doesn't really do anything because they know the tournament's starting at any time.
Yeah, they know the tournament's starting now.
It's not like I can choose where to go next.
Let's just get two golds right now, Bora.
I don't know how to say it in class, it's that very easy.
Pretty well.
But that's what I was saying, like, if we got a gold tournament, I think we would win unbiasedly as long as there was no spurts.
But every time we play together, it's a platoon and we just play a diamond first and we score two times.
Every time.
I think our Ebon Bar is just too hard.
I don't really think anyone sold this, but I just think these guys are like in a different skill bracket.
Yeah, I mean we actually had good channels, right?
I have no boost to like, power it up.
I think that ball's nice.
We can still score maybe quick right now maybe?
Yeah, no, no.
Same chance I think.
It's looking like second chance.
Second chance it is guys.
Okay, okay, okay.
Portion for you.
Well, I can't give it a guess.
Even though we lost, that was good.
Yeah, yeah, we lost my two goals to a team that has not only a diamond tournament winner a guy that won
Three diamond tournaments like mind you he won three diamond tournaments brown
Like that's the same that they played it. It's crazy. Like it's only player
Let me step these guys up and broccoli track. Oh
See what an actual
It's like four minutes damn
Wait, balls failed to register. Balls, what happened?
Uh, I was just like reading his name. I was like, I'm only done with nothing.
Bro, Jai, it's not code. It's not code. It's just using your brain cells. Like,
if there's a guy who won three diamond tournaments and none of us have ever won a diamond tournament,
how is that fair? Keep in mind, he's season 21, so he just won. How is that fair matchmaking at all?
None of us have won a diamond tournament and this guy won three diamond tournaments. How is that
I feel like Epic Games is watching your student doing this on purpose, but if we lose this I'm going to be like 0 for 30 on tournaments in the last two months. I've never won bro.
Think about it, think about it I guess. Been more tournaments yours than when you eventually win one, it'll be more special.
Yeah, I know it's been two months. The same thing happens every time we just play someone who's clearly in a different skill bracket. Every time.
And they're not even Smurf. The matchmaking just sucked. They're not Smurfs. The guy's cleaning up Smurfs. He won three diamond tournaments.
Like, how are we playing him?
Some of them are good players, but there's some that are Smurfs. I remember me and Ryan moved at the top of it.
And they're like it was just boy in smoffs the guy for code musty in Zen
Yeah, I don't want if that is not a smurf
then like yeah
Yeah, it's not crying bro, it's just annoying to like load in first round of the tournament top 32 oh
This guy won three diamond tournaments. I've never even won a tournament ever
Like what is that shit?
But I'm not mad, I'm glad we looked at him like this boys.
At least we ran into him in the first round instead of running into him in the second
round.
If we played him in the second round we wouldn't be able to do the second chance.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
It's very, very true.
That's very true.
It's a good way to look at it.
Bro, is there not a way to like see your journey MMR like your rank?
Exact MMR?
Yeah, you have to set yourself up and rock all the way, Draco.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I want to see like what are all of our tournaments? I want to see why we're getting fucked over
Let me see you. Well Ryan, maybe yours is really hot
Yeah, I think that's not a huge issue
Genki you are platinum 2 division one in tournaments. Yeah, that's very odd
What are you balls?
And I am
I
Don't see the measure okay, I'm glad one did two so it's me
Wait, why you lose six six six?
It's the same way, huh? It's the same as rank so like let's say I have two bronzes and I'm a flat
We're just gonna be an applied turning it doesn't average in those the highest right? I assume it's the same thing as right
Oh, yeah, okay. No, that's so it's me. I'm the highest one, but plait you brought boys
we can compete with those guys bro I know we could but we got to lock in got a focus
bro I think about that you are not EU plus that's EU plus mostly you explore is there
a big difference in like EU with like EU and I know I know in pros EU is better I don't
know about like I think ranked EU is better also but it's close I know it's
the same as CS2 EU is better.
What about Bo's play at Oxfix? I guarantee he's saying that just because he's like no
as I'm shit. I guarantee you searched up my name with Oxfix tracker and seen I have a 0.1
KD across the last four seasons and said that. Wait this guy just said something.
You're getting higher opponents as well in the bracket because that's how every
tournament works let's say SSL ones have GCs in the first round as well for like round two wait so
mesh mesh can you type that like mesh does that mean like
does that mean like whoever the highest seeds are play the lowest seeds is it seeded
so does that mean our first game will always be the hardest then
No, I think what he means is because I read something like that's like
Mess explaining like I'm fat
I don't know about that because you said five year olds can Erdogan or square area, so I don't know about that
No, you're just asked your chat. I'm aware that I'm asked what I'm saying is
Why are we playing a three-time diamond tournament winner in the first round if we are platinum tournament ranking?
That doesn't make sense that why is he in this rank?
He's like excelling in diamond. Why is he in a plat tournament a caveman to understand what I'm saying
This guy won not one got to but three diamond tournaments and he's in a plat tourney. What logic does that make?
What is this so fucking annoying?
Wait, if we win this tournament the payout is gonna be crazy.
How much channel power does that have?
Six percent.
Seven hundred K against ten million or eleven million.
They bet one.
New season re-re-wrong.
The same exact thing happened this season.
Also season reset, my shit didn't reset.
I was immediately thrown in black tournaments.
Nothing reset.
Wait, I actually, wait, Jixi, did you like win a assault turn?
Yes, but Rock, Rocker League reset my rank, so that's not why.
Rocker League reset my turn of rank.
I, I've been, I was gold in tournaments and I just recently got Platte on my rank.
I just recently got it.
Oh, here we go with that.
Shit, man.
What are they typing?
Alright, so like, boom, let's address this.
Boom.
This guy's sniping.
Like, he, like, incident.
Hey, boss!
I'm using the wolf's turn, you win.
Well, this is our track. Well, look at these guys. Yeah, before we go in balls smart stat check all these fuckers
Show me there. Tell me right some of the turn right center all of them balls. Tell me
the shame sniper is
Peek rank is part two and two leaders
That's fair. Yeah, it's peak rank as he's peak frank in ones
How's it saying his peak rank is gold one, but he's current rank is going to what the fuck is this up?
Cause he, cause he dropped, cause he dropped, cause he dropped, that's why.
Wait, so fully speed that flat two and two, that's not that intimidating.
Go to the next guy.
That's beautiful, that's beautiful.
Go to the next guy, go to the next guy.
That's not that intimidating, go to the next guy.
The only thing is, like, the next guy, plot one.
I don't like the way he's moving his car.
Say something.
I'm sorry, I'm just saying it.
God, DZ, you plot one and there's, they're trying.
Look, I'm gonna be honest, the way he's moving his car is the most intimidating thing I've ever seen in my life.
That's what I was way this guy's moving his cars the most intimidating thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm like kind of worried
Shatter the gun but I'm gonna say this word because the chat is just gonna say if someone moves or smurfed it. Okay, nice. Thank you
Okay, let's go lock it lock it lock it. I'm gonna get it right. Oh, yeah. Yeah
Okay, I got them all I get them. Let's see
Holy shit!
I got you challenge bro, good trick.
Yep.
Boys, we're gonna hit it to their half, try to hit it hard and keep it on the side.
Nice, Ryan!
Good fucking punch, Ryan!
Over the middle.
Okay, I got it.
That's okay.
That's how we outgun this one.
I got two people by demoing, what the hell?
Yeah, these guys are just demo-mocks of them.
Oh, that was actually, like every time I give a good pass, you guys are like getting demoed,
it's so lucky, bro.
That's your shot, man.
No!
I shot him in the head!
Done?
ohhh
i'm stealing my boost right in front of my face
i got a shot
nice
that's gonna bounce
first wave
guys you can't double commit there
we're back
we're gonna go around here
try to never double commit if you can
nice
Yeah, I'm behind. I'm behind. Oh my god, ball through him.
Wait, you guys are the best. You guys are the best.
My Scottish son! Nice ball!
One attack. That was the most coordinated play ever.
Good shit. One nil, one nil, one nil.
Alright, I go, I go, I go. I have second touch.
Balls, stay center-match, stay center-match. Center-match for any weird shit.
Nice, okay. We're good enough.
I'll probably just say here like most again. They're saying that yeah, overly defensive now
We can hold them off for two more minutes, bro. Yep. Yep
Contestant I'm gonna try to shine like Ryan try to keep them in their half to balls. You are my god, bro
Just after I got a pose
Winning every 50 with these kids
I'm any do when they use the like stay back as well because this guy's like try to bump me
Ryan maybe flam midfield position. Maybe I'm gonna try to
Nice try in.
It's perfect.
It's okay, it's okay.
Get back around.
I'm taking over.
I'm on right side post.
Oh shit, I messed it up.
I'm getting back.
I'm gonna contest.
I'm contesting.
Yep, I'm staying on it.
It's off, that's off.
Try to communicate about everything.
We cannot conceive.
that's off, that's over, over, over, over, top, don't panic on it
here, I'll take it, I'll take it over
my bad, Ryan
it's okay
I know who's-
fall is my girl, last guy
nope
I'm down, it's best
one more minute, guys!
okay, we have no one down, guys, be careful
that was a very weird bounce
I'm sorry, that was my-
We need a Goldie at all times for the last minute.
Get that ball.
Nice ball, get back up there.
I'll get that ball.
Ryan, go net.
Stay net Ryan, stay net.
I'm in my lock.
Take over, take over.
You got that?
Nice touch, Ryan.
Balls, go go go.
I missed the ball, I sold us.
Balls is a fucking great save.
Balls, you're actually going to lose.
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go 50 seconds guys just defend that's over that's over
over over over don't worry about it it's over okay we're about that off off off
as running out of time we're getting hurt back and go I'm gonna pin them on
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna support you here. I'm bumping up.
Stay next to me. Stay next to me.
I need you to go for that.
They're demoing. Watch out. Watch out.
They were survived. They were survived.
No poems, guys.
like these guys are just fucking demo matters so look at you saying what I
said if you don't get on me you have no chance of I'm getting there's been should
have waited we should have waited we can test them all you don't need to
yeah all scores I started score this I must add it up please
That was all that was almost the song century. They're selling their balls. Let me attack. Let me attack. They're trolling
Right, and I love you
RUN!
RUN!
I fucking love you!
My Moroccan brother!
Yes!
Oh my god.
Yes Ryan!
I just woke up. I just fucked up.
You sexy bastard!
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
I'm getting beat jerky. Jack, talk to his team.
shit oh my god Ryan I love you you're right you're right this is why me and
you Scotland and Morocco I'd be both oh my god what a combo what a combo oh wait
where is it oh my god yeah oh my god chat a month it's gonna be Ryan I suppose
in the world of cut man it's gonna be a sad watch yo yo yo me I mean Scotland and
Actual Cinema!
Actual Cinema!
Okay, Jinx see the guy on the, like with the most goals on the leaderboard has three goals, so
I'm not seeing anything like suspicious right now.
Pauls, all that wants you to do at the start of every game is tell me their game attack and tell me their rank stats and their tournament rank, okay?
Yep, it may be hard to like
start trying to cross play because like I don't know what to do for that I can try
try to track track these guys not xbox play all the old free peeking toes I try to see
that he's got a problem playstation boss check your matches play to like see if
they're not smurfs
I want to win this journey so bad for the fucking 6%
they voted on us
some guy in your chat is saying some crazy shit to me in Dutch
what the fuck
yes some of your chat hates us, some of your chat loves us
I could see, I could see, oh my god, boh, you're such a great human
and the next message would be fuck you both, I wish there was
that's actually so relatable
like, make your mind up of what you think of me
watch this, I said that, there would be something that says that
guys, time to stop the balls, let's go
let's go
yep
round two, guys, come on
guys, that was in my opinion
that was my favorite win we've ever had as a team
that was such a fun game
that was a crazy game
alright boys, we know what you're talking about
we know what you're talking about
i did it, i did it, ryan, you shoot
you did it, you did it
oh, try to get under it, you're good
listen, listen, even that shot is good
because we never let eye-beams hit you
well, whenever i stand behind you
i want you to just fully go for it with no fear, alright?
I got it
Yeah
Come by
Okay, boss, let's go back
I kept here
Yep, I got it
You had it, boss
Nice
Same goes here
I got it, I got it
He dribbled over the middle
You
I was overcommitted, oh my god
Nice
We either get a boost
Hold up
Oh, he's quick
Whitefall, boss
I bumped, I bumped too.
I don't know, there's no.
Over the middle.
I got one.
Oh no, that's my fault, I was...
Brandon, do you want to attack me, okay?
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Balls or Defender?
Got it, got it, got it.
Nice.
I got it.
Yeah, I'm on it still.
You got both.
you all the time in the world nice balls beautiful come back all come back nice
ball you might be both that run oh they're both miss the ball Ryan I was
shot in bats oh my god he's gonna drop his gun shot we win still left yeah I
did it like I had no shit I need some help you now one-on-one just go nice
nice nice nice balls remember you're the best the better the tournament good
shit good shit that's both oh my god disgusting wow I love you I love you
Let's go guys!
I'm playing good, I'm playing good at this tournament
We're actually playing really good
Holy shit
Okay, let's go
It doesn't matter, this game is fucking cool
I go Hulse, I go
I go, I go, I go
Oh shit man, wait, I can't go, I'll do good though
Right, I'll take over, I'll take over
Okay, I'll take over, I'll fucking
Wait, actually I'll go first
I hit it, I hit it, I hit it
Check you out. Nice rise. I love the coms guys. I love the coms
The cops are gonna grab yeah, this is actually like the night we're gonna win it I swear
See like your dodgy slow thinking it's fine. It's fine. I got it. Wait, you got that nice nice
Oh my god, oh
We go up to it over cuz our defense is so good. They're the best
Hit a bolt. I got this. Nice.
What's up? How are we going up?
I messed up a little bit. I could have gotten way better contact.
That's bad. We're behind already. We're back.
Nice. Oh my God. He's gonna hit it. Nice.
I don't know what happened to the boost but there you go, fitty on.
Yeah he's bumping it, he's bumping it.
These guys are locked, wow that was really good by them.
That was the only way to break our defense.
Look, they bumped into you.
All good.
Because look, we're just going to score and over time again.
Ryan did it, did it, did it, did it.
you went for it so i like that
you wanted me to
i got that
i got it i got it
i'm booting it
oh i'm getting demoed again
over the middle tl
ok boss
that's you boss
oh
no
shut me in the back
you go
should i go
everyone defend you
wait i get that
ok boss hit it
remember guys
goll wins it
over the middle
why is it going on man i'm gonna start getting back
stay and go back get back get back well let's go back yeah yeah
guys what a i'm gonna take over i'm gonna take over nice right in cool i don't mind if
happen both the way just like they did i don't mind that i wouldn't mind going for more
You're so clutched up right we did the same thing in the last game I scored the first goal
I know the second goal Wow it's fucking over everybody's lock you're right you're not
from Brazil
wait what?
are you sure you're not from Brazil?
I don't know what I was
ball, take a block
oh, if I could hit on that it would have been a goal
guys remember, overly fast hit
guys, game's on over
overly fast hit that ball
try to double
stay net
it's like scary
but it's like turning
fucking demo
run out of net and hit it just yeah yeah that but run out of net and try to take
the ball in the corner okay okay don't stand still whatever you don't stand
still yeah I keep never about 30 seconds 30 seconds so fucking greatness
I was a good contest I'm above you bitch hit that come on come on
Nice right?
We just gonna drop in our net, isn't it?
What?
I don't know if that's gonna work or what?
I guess we're going...
Nice, everybody has to go for that.
Everyone defend, everyone defend, everyone defend.
Don't play that!
Stay in that, Ryan!
Stay in that!
I'm gonna pressure him, I'm gonna pressure him.
Stay in that, stay in that, Ryan!
Stay in that, stay in that!
Yeah, we're both in that middle.
Now I'm staying up in a swacer zone now.
Let it hit the floor!
Yeah!
Guys, let's go!
Good shit, guys.
Yeah!
We got that!
Guys, trust us.
Tom, A site!
Let's fucking go!
Yo guys, listen, the only goal they scored is when they bombed both of us.
Like me and Bones. That's the only goal they literally scored at us.
Like our defense is so good.
That was basically what happened in the first game as well.
They only scored because I demoed and then which caused me to rush back and then work on it.
Guys, just watch out for those demos man.
Don't stand still over that.
Guys, we're playing.
What the fuck are we's names? We have to play one of these guys.
Spread them, Lex. Okay.
Top 8. Oh my god. Top 8.
I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start to take our next opponent. It's right now.
Top 8.
I can do this. That one.
I mean the player with the most goals has four goals guys that's like so like
that's not even crazy you know I'm tying them all in for saves
is on the water all hail ironclad reckoning shout out for north top eight
bro if we win with the game that we're not fucking gameless okay I'm gonna go
Top 8 chat. This could be it. This could be it car bro. We need to win this shit
Yep
It balls have you seen the new like tournament rewards or Loki like
And I'm see go to our rewards and then like the cups
I need a decal from my car, this looks so ass, like ons look at the status of this one.
I have zapps, I have a lot of decals but I don't know, I'm not a big fan of like overly
animated decals.
I mean like look at the state of this. This is the only animated meek how I hop and this looks fucking
hilarious. I have that one too, that one is so ass. I'm not even driving about where cheese pops cars.
Isn't that from the free battle bus from last season? I think it may be. Oh wait this is a
I don't know.
Oh, yeah, that one's really good.
Wait, hold on. That's not fucking...
General just to go in.
What is this guy saying to me?
He says something, balls.
Jackass, idiot, balls.
Oh, sorry, sir.
That's what he said.
Oh, no, I've been a different one.
Yo, guys.
I keep the Velbo used to jinxing, not as to whoopies.
I don't think they can hear us.
No they can. I can hear my voice for the truth.
Bowls, fuck you, fuck you Bowls.
Bowls, shut your mouth.
Hello Bowls, fuck you Bowls.
Thank you bro.
I think this guy's here.
Bowls, you have a nice, good vision.
I will kill balls, there's a difference between saying fuck you balls and then just threatening
in the corner.
Eh, beating. Be quiet and go to hell, bro.
Dole's the pride of sloth, man.
Dole's speaking in the chat of the language.
Wait, I've got a question.
Who is harder to understand?
Me or X2Z?
You ruled my year round, okay, Devin.
Wait, they're in Rokey Light, over on Farming right now.
Boyz, Toppy. Toppy, alright, listen man.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Why's the whole chat saying you? Why's the chat chat saying you?
It's because I asked, who's harder to understand, me or S? Do you see anything that's an actual competition?
King Walter with the 21, get dead!
well to this tournament wins for you daddy all right guys listen a couple of
things I want to say have you stopped right keep on fuck that we're good
fuck it keep on communicating how we're communicating that is one of our
strong suits a lot of these teams might even be talking to each other other
thing that's true always keep the net covered we were saying the other day
whenever we leave the other like minute whenever we leave the net open we always
get scored on always have one guy covering the net if no one's covering
You cover the net all right that goes for all of us keep communicating. We won't win this tournament trust. We won't win top eight bro. Come on
Yeah, let's go. Let's go. I'm a boy. I'm
Bows I'm gonna give you bobs, right Jinks
It was made against the super German winner and a
Stop it guys. This is for the like if we get this word best of three
We're gonna go best of three and we have a safety net
No, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Ryan's that it balls scored. I'm in that. I'm in that
I ball switch switch switch switch switch switch switch switch switch
Ball way to finish immediately way to finish immediately balls
We're gonna be tough boys. I get balls you score Ryan say that say center net show go
Yes. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. This is good pressure already. Wait, wait another goal another goal
Another goal another goal
We're jinxed jinxed I was hearing dark night comparisons
well it was a fast low key like right now people were gonna tell me do you see
me yesterday I think they forgot who I was dead it right and dead it right and
dead it bro we're literally already like secured top four as long as you play
extra defensive extra defensive yep really smart we're not gonna get gold
off of you it's like that again these guys fucking sold
Flick them, check them. Bro, I'm not even getting these the worst human play I've got. I'm not even getting.
Turned in for so funny. Balls, another one! Another one, balls!
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. I took over, I took over.
I'm gonna pressure while y'all stay back. I'm gonna pressure and mess up their offense.
Okay, boss, boss, take over, go, take over, go, boss.
Yes, we got.
These guys are a mess, man.
Ryan, get on the right side of the post.
I got a
Don't say that yet. Yeah, yeah, don't don't chase it
Exit offensive. Well, you know everything we got to be we got to communicate. We always gotta have one diamond that period
I'm not sure about class. Oh
that's that's nice
two walls
beautiful walls
nice, some right beside you
I think you've taken that
yes yes yes yes yes I'll take over I'll take over
three minutes until Sammy's guys oh my god was that a flip recent
I don't know what that was I'll take it back I go both
nice I just got half back now why I'm seeing
nice ride you got legend oh shit oh that was really dangerous
That was really unlucky.
So unlucky, so unlucky, so unlucky.
It's okay.
It's okay, we're good, we're good.
Yeah.
I think right here we did everything.
We did everything, they just had a really good goal.
They pinched, oh my god!
That's important.
They pinched right here.
You're not engaging this guy in chat, you're seeing attention.
I did it, I did it.
You just engaged with it, buddy.
Yeah, boss, you're the only one engaging with it, I'm walking.
Wait, he's faking it.
That's crazy.
yep but actually hold up
it's okay it's okay
I got that nice
grabbing a boost, grabbing a boost
that's really nice
stay in there, I'm gonna contest
stay in there, I'm gonna contest
okay wait my bad boss
I'll get out of there
yeah keep right here
oh good game bitch
Yes, go!
Send me back out!
This is it!
You're doing so much like getting out of forces.
I'm getting carried so hard.
Send me back out.
Send me back out.
Balls dead. I'm gonna score. Ryan stay next.
I'm in that. I'm in that.
Goal. Come on!
Come on!
I'm not even doing anything.
I'm 96 points.
This is actually it. Guys!
I was here in the chat.
two more games and it's over bro we got to win semi finals we got to win finals please god
let us win one time try and get it balls girl i'm in that why do i never did it
you got that you kind of got to get over it a little bit
balls go next that's your last another goal why not
let's run it off on these i just want some serious one i'm going for more serious than
is that you fatty swab wedding about fuck I'm a whole team I have another goal
I'm not even kidding all I told her go to inflow state about enter semis this is
actually it just everywhere you want a spot on these guys like a training session
just have fun there I'm not even doing it there because it was scary
I'm out life is not a routine you're working oh
Bro that you're good for watching watch him talk some shit when he's losing five to he did he just said thanks
Guys guys, there's a line
oh my god oh you are but it actually worked when I listened to your advice
right just up the smoke you gotta get over yeah play defensively smoke oh my
god all right everyone focused on just defense you don't care what often all
right yeah okay that was like the perfect ball you tried to quit I thought
my shit this day after the game stay next stop reading the chat we can't come
this far to lose I'm gonna stay up on their half and keep
pressure on them we could talk all the shit we want after the game win the
game when they go like that that's black though nice ball stay net nice I'm
I'm in no room, I suck at it.
GG EZ!
Why have they gone to 10?
It was 8 seconds ago.
GG EZ.
Ah, too easy.
Right, I don't forget, but you chud quack.
I'll just check your stats.
You are 0, 0, 0, 0.
You're thinking the one that you just sat there
and your fucking keyboard,
little fucking there, typing.
Buzz, Buzz, Buzz.
Don't worry about it.
All right
We're in the Sun is girl. Oh my god. It's already ready. I said this game is already ready. All right, lock the fuck
Same shit been doing same shit. We do
See I've never been more locked communicate
Focus on gold communicate focus on gold. That's it
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Ready up. Let's go.
We're having to do any damage.
Balls, balls, harder. I said...
I'll spell out what I said since you guys...
Like, think it's...
Wait, Balls, why did the team say the harder?
I'm not gonna lie.
It kinda sounded like it.
It kinda sounded like it, but...
I said what I typed. I said what I typed. It may be because my accent.
I have a strong accent.
Oh, wait, say nerd, just say nerd.
I'm not saying everything castle is a nerd.
Brother, but yeah, but you're just saying nerd, just saying nerd.
Nerd.
Oh no.
Oh, Jamesy, someone in your chat said balls and rhymes should sell to Ray Trady.
Imagine if you had-
Why are we that- Yo, you guys were beating Ray Trady.
We're working- Guys, shut up!
We're in semi-s.
Ready?
I thought it was funny, but I'm ready.
Ready up all! Ready up all! Ready up all!
This is Sammy. This is Sammy.
Jack, I was here in the god damn chat!
Bro, if we make it to finals, it's gonna be settlement.
But have you ever made it to finals?
Yeah, one time with Emiliano in twos and then I lost.
I was number one in gold and teams and I lost the tournament.
You made it to finals with Emiliano, that's crazy.
Alright, listen.
Ball's dead.
Ball's dead it, Ryan go, I'm gonna sit in that.
Alright, ball switch, nice, good rotations.
I got a gun, sorry I had to like bomb you.
I'm biasing this pride of our team, yeah.
Fuck, fuck.
I need to get a boost.
We've got to get a good clear, like not hitting the ball good, it's kind of like actually,
when we have the ball just come down like just like that.
You're like boost starving, that's true.
These guys are actually involved.
I was very dangerous, I'm not even alive.
Demi-Gladl's chat is kinda first time I've turned him on land.
This guy's like turning them on me.
Hit that bolt?
Yes, I took over, I took over.
Hit the bolt, come up with me, come up with me.
Yep, I'm getting that one.
Hit it right.
Five balls, hit it right in front of me.
Yep.
Go on.
Good rotations, guys.
Hit that, hit that boss.
Nice.
Let's tie up.
We have to save this.
Let's off him off.
Oh, shit.
I forgot we were trying to.
It's a win-win.
Hit it.
Hit this boss, boss, boss.
Nice.
Hit boss, get back, get back.
Nice pin.
These guys' pressure is the best pressure we've faced yet.
I can't stand it.
I got it.
Don't worry about it.
That's fine.
Hit boss, hit boss.
Hit boss, hit boss.
Hit boss, hit boss.
Hit boss, hit boss.
Hit boss, hit boss.
That's the right position.
You go up.
The boss's on the go up and the boss's on the go up.
Time?
They were tight on shots. That's good.
They get really good hits on the ball.
Hit it, boss. Best team yet by far.
Go, go, go, go!
Boss above us.
That's going to bounce out. That's going to fly out.
That was so hard.
I see that!
guys we're looking good i like our way
nice
i got it got it
better touch on it
nice
i got that
i'm gonna get back
it's bad
let's go
and let me let me get on this
he just chipped it inside
nice good it
I was cold as fuck!
I got it got it
that's really good
You miss miss
Come back boys, yeah way to survive boys
It's you get you get you way to fucking survive hit that at that. Oh, sorry. That's you. That's you beautiful ball
I'm gonna be what could this you?
Thanks
Beautiful work Ryan
I
That's
Yeah, yeah, they're good
Fuck I didn't have a boost there. I would have made it back in time. It had a boost
Alright, this is a jackpot.
Focus on the kickoff!
I told you, focus on the kickoffs!
Kickoffs are always going to be our best out to score.
It's locked in on us.
They're lost.
Nice fucking advice! Good save, Brian. Good save.
I saved you. Oh my god!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Yes!
Yes, Ryan!
So what even happened?
What's with this shit?
The ball, like, bounce over.
Let's go.
Oh my god.
One more goal and we're going to take game one.
One more goal.
Bullseye, you got it.
I swear to god we got this.
I'm going to go on my goal.
Yep, yep, yep.
Oh my god.
We're going to get dead.
We're going to get dead.
I have a shot.
Oh shit.
Ah.
And you got that.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Nice!
Nice!
Jax, you can see a guy shooting this.
Navi counter, yeah.
Navi counter.
We're Jax, you can get him.
Yeah, he's gonna hit it.
Yeah.
It's not bad.
Fuck.
Two guns.
Two of you.
Over the middle, see Ryan.
What the fuck?
What's up, guys?
What's up, guys?
What's up, man?
Yeah.
I didn't mean to pinch you.
Do you get a boost?
Nice, Ryan.
He's a pressure.
He's a pressure out of these guys.
Fuck out, dude.
Next goal.
Coming up.
Yeah.
Go, Jax.
next goal is gonna be the winner i am shocked oh my god i might be game dropping in that
please oh my god oh my god oh my god guys guys guys guys guys we're gonna be a final
we're gonna be a final we're gonna be a final
guys 30 seconds guys i swear to god don't sell this
grand dead at ball score grand dead at ball score
yo we are going to park the boss like prime athletic umidrid
Your balls, when you get a score on the dead ball, don't sprint, like, don't coast off the side.
But they are...
Defensive.
I press it. You guys park. You guys park. I press it.
I think I look like...
You this.
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!
LET'S PACK IT GO!
Oh my god, that's finals.
Okay, okay.
We gotta win one more game of World Finals.
This game is solid.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I get it, I get it!
Good.
Score that.
I'll be- I'll just stinger that.
Oh, that was a bad shot.
No pause, no you're stringing bro, like you're stinger.
You're both stinger.
That's not even that lit.
It's not even that lit, this is like-
Bro, just mute out, I wanna hear myself!
Oh my god, oh my god.
I just have to-
I just need some chat sometimes.
Okay.
Guys.
I don't know if I stinger that game.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
My dad, we just keep dying bro.
We got to win one more game and we're in finals.
We as a team have never made it to finals.
We've never made it to finals, have we?
Shit.
You know, if you got like a Y, you can use.
Wait, what, boss?
Like, if you got like a Y, you can use.
Like, my batteries are full, but sometimes they just
randomly like die.
I don't know.
It's weird.
But it only happens when I like move my controller a lot.
I don't know.
We should be good, we should be good.
Win this, and we're in finals.
Win this game, and we're in finals.
Focus.
Ryan dead, if ball score, I sit in there.
Alright, ball, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back.
Just like I go, like I go.
Nice.
I knew it.
I could try and get S.U.
That was awkward man.
I have no clue what's it's all about.
I'm not going to lie around you went off flat last game.
I'm not even kidding.
Thanks.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You too.
But it's me too.
It's you.
Let's get you out.
Let's go!
Father Boracarayo!
We're going to make finals!
We're going to make finals!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What a tournament.
What a tournament.
What a goal.
Let's go.
what a goal let's go I I doubt it I doubt it by any score I get these core
what is that?
nice, I saw my boost, someone get a go, someone get a go, I need a boost
nice
well they're like boost starving us, you get it? nice
try to like use like the lagu smoke but it's like
I didn't get a touch and I was so scared
guys I need to get a boost
okay I got it loose
okay bye try and go
one more way to earn final stack
try to hit this
hit a ball to the wall
okay I got it
nice balls
wait a minute
it's a good counter it's a good counter
Is it back again?
Pigeon.
Oh, I hear that.
Oh, you both. Great work. Backwards, man. Let's go.
Nice.
Why isn't he starting them?
I don't even know. He got hit on it?
Hello?
Nah.
I was the only one lucky to get scalded, I've ever seen it.
That's so unlucky bro.
Look at this bro.
It's all good.
It's the only way we can score on that.
We're so lost.
That's the only way we can score on it.
We win this game.
He scored by missing the low.
We go to 5.
Yeah, I'm in that, I'm in that.
So what can do?
You're not coming back.
I go false.
Nice.
Go back.
Oh, step here you go there, nice.
I see the attacking opportunity, there you go.
Oh my god, I took the boost, that's huge.
We checked, we checked.
Oh, okay.
Why does it never go in?
Oh my god, that bomb.
He just ignored the Bollywood from me.
Yeah, nice.
Did you see that?
Did I hit it again?
My luck.
We needed that, we needed that for finals.
we needed that so I went for a week early
nice balls! good practice man
I got it I got it I just jumped to the ball what the hell is that?
they rocked
I got it
nice nice cause someone did this I have no boost
I was going for a crazy golem, chat about it being finalist guys, not even trolling.
This is actually the night, this is the night, this is insane.
They're bumping me.
Their only goal was the pure lock, let's not forget that.
Their only goal was the pure lock.
that's me I bombed him at least
nice nice what a safe nice what a safe brand what a safe balls nice
I'll just let you communicate there when you're going out of goal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Think about it, brother.
Way more nervous than us.
This is their elimination game.
We still have another one.
That's true.
They're way more nervous than us.
They know their only goal this game was pure fucking love.
Nice touch, Vols.
Oh, nice.
Vols, Vols, Vols.
Let me take over.
Fuck.
fuck, steal my boost again, steal two boosts and then I'll make it
nice balls, good fucking touch balls
makes you gotta like, put pressure on him
yeah, I'm hooking this, I missed
so basically I gotta, I gotta, gotta
I'm on my post if you hear me, be happy
fuck, okay, here you go
nice balls, nice
I took over, I took over
hit it Ryan
No.
No way.
Ah, I'm gonna get over me.
I mean, he chipped it last minute.
This can't be real.
This can't be real.
That's good.
We got it.
Don't worry.
Chat, we might go the lane three.
No, bro.
That's all on me.
Ball's dead.
It's Ryan's score.
I'm in next.
Yep, yep.
I'm going to go like a pull through attack.
Yeah, it took off while I was back on him.
Bro, why does it go that way?
Sounds good, though.
Alright, I'm going to be on this. I think we need drone offense now.
Yeah, yeah.
Every one attack you.
I think we need drone offense.
Are we all going to attack?
Yeah, I think we go full on, 3 men attack.
She got double D movement.
3 men attack, guys.
Wait a minute, hold up.
Okay, can someone hit this?
Nice.
I tried.
Almost had a crazy shot.
I got this.
Nice.
3 men attack.
3 men attack.
Can you go from the middle, Ryan?
Uh, I'd like...
Wait.
No, no, no, one more shot.
I missed the ball, like I didn't even expect it.
Wait, wait, wait! Over the middle two, guys!
No.
It's a good skate game.
I'm fucking there as well, man. I would have scored.
Like, what mistake was, like, fatal?
Bro, but we just got to get an unlucky goal.
They had an unlucky goal, too.
Alright, that's two.
Comes down to game three, guys.
Game fucking three.
I'm gonna try to just be annoying as fuck for them this game.
It's actually..
GC, can you like take this?
It's in?
It's in?
Yes.
Come on!
Let's go!
Come on!
We're gonna be in my house!
Let's go!
I was here in the goddamn tent!
I'm waiting for my parents.
That is right.
Go that, go that, stay that.
Okay.
Yeah.
GC, I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
You can see I started going...oh my god.
You scored it. I wouldn't have lost my line.
Guys, this could be like scary.
The humboot, the humboots.
Good. I was wanting to take over.
Yeah, there you go.
We never need two keepers, okay?
It's always better to have one keeper and have one guy.
But I don't know, I got to know.
Oh my god, wait a second.
I got to know. I was going to go.
He got so high a while. I was high up.
I was going to do a weird close touch.
That was...it's good.
I was such an important hit, if you didn't hit that it probably would have been a goal.
Yeah, I would have been in a bad position.
Over the middle, see ya!
Ah, chatted him out.
Wait, what the fuck was that?
Alright.
I'm gonna go for that.
Nice try in.
I'm on right side.
I'm chilling cuz I don't have time!
Oh my god, guys.
You're right, you covered up man who's the 8 and then scored from Ezreal.
Bro, bro, I got you.
I'll see what it is, I'll go for the...
I'm in zero points, what the fuck is this, man?
Bro, bro, don't even worry about it.
Don't worry about anything besides the game.
And that fucking goal!
And that fucking goal!
And that fucking goal!
Now we worry about finals!
Now we worry about finals!
if we don't sell this we were going on
i'm actually in flow state i'm not even kidding
i think this is the best rocket we ever played in mind
imma say it at the same for all yall bro
i think this is the best ever
bro every one of us
dead it dead it dead it dead it dead it dead it dead it
oh god that has to be thing
i don't know
it might be
oh i saw that saw that
nice man
nahhh
nothing on our watch
it's clear goal open goal
fucking fine
You go around behind me.
Okay.
I got slipped, love.
Guys, first time making the finals as a trio.
Oh my god, I was scared.
That was the thing.
I had to jump over a guy, like, driving towards me.
I don't want to commit to this.
I don't know, I'm scared.
Got it.
Nice.
like actually defensive man like being amazing that's why we're like making it
so far we're playing so defensive and it's like we're playing like a perfect
like mix yeah like it's like forcing the
it's three nails only to yourself up just worry about it's time chat I cannot
I believe I'm saying that's what we're actually
finals to wow.
That is crazy.
Yep.
No one really analyst in man.
That guy's in the hall.
I need to grab a boost guys.
Get someone.
Check those.
It's the second time I've ever made a finals.
The first time was in Miliano.
Yeah.
Hall of shame for that guy.
Oh my god Chad this is it.
Wow.
We're so locked.
The team we play in finals is also going to be
my best fuck though.
They're bumping me.
I was almost in rule one.
That's crazy.
What do you think we do for Feynman's? Do you think we're like...
...suitly all too much?
I think we just play the same, bro.
Don't change anything.
Yeah, exactly.
I would play the exact same.
Yeah, don't even look at them. No stat tracks, no.
No, no stat tracks.
Like, we're all...
We're almost flawless.
At least that track's gonna help anything.
We have to play them no matter what.
Yeah.
Just fucking go in,
ready up right away.
Just play how it's like.
We will win.
I can't believe how this fucking session started like this journey and how like where we are right now I
I can't fucking believe it, bro.
Yeah, like, we were warming up for these ones, I guess.
What a terrific headache.
This is crazy.
See them, like...
We're top-tip! Oh, my God.
We're top-tiping.
I got it, I got it.
We made it, bro.
We made it.
Oh, my God, it's literally like, oh, it's like mathematically over two.
Wow, we made it to finals.
I cannot believe what I'm even saying.
We made it to finals.
This trio right here, we used to be responsible,
but now we're like, I'm down.
What a save ball.
Oh my God, we're so good.
I don't know what it is.
Balls, you're definitely gonna be number one
in today's tournament, I'm not kidding.
I think I'm like,
I think I have more than 30 for a comment.
FINAL!
We're finals, we're finals, let's go.
Oh my god.
What a dominant game to go into finals 4 now.
Let's go.
Joe, you know what we should do after this?
What?
We should go into like a custom game.
Like, you know how like when teams win, like take like a match full?
We should take a match full over three cars.
And just like, cherish the moment.
I'm number one in goals, number two in assists.
Balls, you're number one in saves by three.
Three I made number two. I'm number two and saves them. It's crazy
We go our number one
That's crazy our team is so down to this
Okay, guys, this is it. You're number one in goals. Yeah, I'm number two in a sess
That's number one in goals. I'm sure
Guys, it's grand finals grand finals
Look, I'm gonna be lose. This is still our best finish ever as a team, but fuck it
I know, but we're not losing here. We're winning. Oh my God, I was here
The thing is broke the other team is gonna be good. These guys were waiting for people to I remember these guys are like running through people
Okay, like what we were I
Got wait, I got time. No, don't touch anything. Yeah, I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back
This is gonna be like the outclass world. Oh, thank you Ellen. Yeah, this is gonna be outclass. Yo focus on literally
Nothing but the game. I don't care if your house is burning down. We need to win
All right, we need to win fire. Yep. This is it
Actually it like this is finally gonna happen
Holding fuck this over once. Yeah, it's gonna write. It's gonna. It's gonna keep it. You'll get it. Don't worry about it
Someone in chat said LA 2006
What
You're literally to business that's like they won the water cup and all I can say like to go was one was a pen
I want to sit on go. I think
Wait, who?
W iron yeah, W Bernard dude, but I picked the name. Oh my god Bernard
Squishers that'd be so pretty this one
Bro squishy type W. I think
This is actually
wait we might have to restart again we don't we don't trust me they do this
every time trust me just keep going it'll it'll throw you in trust me
Jaren is doing this for the all team of joe yeah yeah I was here I was here I was
I was here.
Here we go. What did I say?
Let's go.
Guys, I'm gonna get a water.
Don't ready up.
I'm gonna take a piss.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm nervous.
I'm gonna take a piss.
Great chat. Just me.
This is without question
the best performance
we have ever had in our lives.
Jax's best performance, my best performance,
and Ryan's best performance.
Oh my god.
I have 17 saves.
Ryan has done it.
Jax's taught the goal scorer.
Bro, do you see what I'm saying though?
Like in the last tournament we played,
in the first round we played a three time diamond tournament
winner.
entire tournament it's just been gold tournament winners like it's not annoying
this game is so inconsistent in tournaments all right guys fran finals
grand finals guys ready up ready up let's go yep you're going to you know how
you read me and Ryan start some saves yes yes you want to know something crazy
I did it even though we had more saves than that.
It didn't update.
Holy, holy shit.
Yes, ready up.
Ready up, ready up, ready up.
Grand finals, Pat. Grand fucking finals.
Grand finals.
Grand finals.
This is my second time ever making it here.
Can it be my first time ever winning?
Let's fucking go walking.
It's a platform as well.
I
Also go for it go for it. I was check these guys look good. I was they'll be the best team yet. Yep
They write this game moves like I don't know
that goal was nothing crazy
oh my god
it's in tricky territory below you guys
I was in goal I was in goal
I was in that since kickoff
I got it I got it
oh shit that was bad
Yeah, let's go.
Look, look, we got to take over.
We got to take over.
Take over, take over.
Yeah, prepare.
Run, run.
That was good.
That was good.
They're going to back forward.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're going to attack you.
Nice.
These guys are good.
he's gonna get best team yet best team yet by far we got about it for you by far
but like we haven't really had it close to beating us up
get them wait a minute straight territory tricky it's really all it's
nice problem problem let's go let's go save that one oh my god hey boss boss
one is yeah yeah I'm really annoying that I'm being a past okay well up
yeah nice I guess yep yep you stay back I'm staying back I'm staying there
I know if you want to switch.
Wait, I can go, I can go, I can go.
Okay.
You have now switched, switch.
Yes, that's right.
Yep, I'll take that.
Wait, that was...
Come on, man, I sold you.
No, no, no, no, we're good.
I got it, I got it.
Okay.
It's okay.
It's kinda a little too late.
Watch out, watch out.
Let's hop, let's hop.
Let's go, let's go.
Way off, way off.
Lock in guys, lock in.
Boss, boss. Go for it, go for it, boss. I'm here, I'm here.
Yeah, I got it. I had no less. I got that.
Nice one, sir.
I used to use demoing, demoing. I'm not in go, I'm not in go. No one's in go, no one's in go.
Hit that boat.
I got it, I got it.
Right.
Right.
Nice try!
Oh, it's equalizer! Oh, we need!
Go away!
Boss, can you play nap? Can you play nap?
Yep, I got it.
These guys can play. These guys can play.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Yeah, I did. You're looking at everything. Yeah.
Nice, Jinxie. These guys are good, bro.
Knocked on my best team yet.
Hey, balls. Take over, take over. I'm gonna go on my goal.
You just gotta rotate like this. See? See what happens? See what happens? See what happens?
Let's fucking go.
Good shit, balls.
Balls, I love you!
bro our rotations are so good i swear to god come on yeah come on let's go bro i'm
ready i'm ready i'm in that
i grabbed this we got 10 we got 10 here i'm back i'm back i'm back jesse gopher
Let's get back to our bad tower
We're joining now
Nice
I need a fucking boost
Okay that boss, nice boss
Oh my god
Come on let's take aim one
Come on, he's got a good truck in there
There we go, I forgot else
Ah shit, it's a good guy
Nice balls. Nice balls.
God, you're playing lights out in finals, bro.
Nice balls! Oh my god, balls.
Balls are actually going off, you're going off.
I bumped one. I bumped one, I stole the ball from there.
Nice. Good shit, good shit.
I'm just being a pass, bro.
Guys, we're about to go on OT.
Now we're about to just score again.
Nice, that's awesome. Oh my god.
I got close.
Clearance, we're gonna get close.
Shit, it's bad.
Hit you, get you, get you.
You missed it.
Ah, I scared K-Watch.
The boss.
Both got a lifo freeze.
Nice.
Oh, boy.
I got close.
Oh, that's a lifo.
If this blue hand, not blue hand.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, my god, okay.
Oh, good try, good try.
Call him, call him, call him, call him, call him.
I'm dead.
I'm dying.
Yeah, right in the corner.
I'm close.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Okay.
Okay, I'm dead, it's fine.
fuck
shit this is bad this is not
nice
nice
fucking clear Ryan
you both real?
you both speak at this
nice balls
balls are actually like you passive renderer
I thought I was an idiot
this is massive
he messed up
oh my god
oh my god
I'm gonna go back
hmm
expert
oh shit
oh it's more should've stayed back
oh
it's what he was
it's all good, relax
I'm in there, I'm in there
I'm in there now
I got a soul
hey you're staying in there fella
I can go in there
Paul's going there
ok wait, I'm going that after this
I'm going that, ok
Paul's going to stay there
yeah yeah yeah
I gotta go
yeah
I'm on this, this is good left post
left post
coming left post
yep
I'm right there
left post
fuck
ok those
I don't have enough room
they bump
Someone
Okay
I need to be more careful of my boost
How about this?
Yep, I'm gonna try that side
Alright, Ryan, stay net
I'm gonna try that this year
Yep, I'm in net, I'm in net
Where's that mic in my way back?
Are you like backwards? The ass is awkward
Oh my god, you can't see it though
I'm in it, I'm in it
That would have been scary, like you could have chipped
It's over, it's over
I'm gonna go for this
Nice guys
Nice
I'm
Fuck yeah, I got demo's like game one finals is not over
It's like that but I'm on either yeah eight percent of the goals you can see I just them was one
Wow really good game for a dex is good that deck guys good
Good balls. Let me more like offensive this game ago. Yeah, yeah
I said
I still need like more scenes apart from my camera. That's cuz I'm just gotta go win win. That's it
I'm gonna dead it Ryan score balls day back
Okay
Yes, I'm gonna like try to be a little bit more defensive, but like well also defending of course, but
Okay
No, you missed it or something. That's okay. That's my fault
fuck bro, that's one of them
okay, on ya, nice
okay, I'm behind, I'm behind
ah, I guess I'll get back
okay, boss boss, I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna get up
wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute
no, okay, please, somebody
oh my god, brother, both like
oh, I just...
just got fucking killed, dude
I'm not fucking good.
Oh my fucking god.
That was like gonna be mad.
Hit a round, nice. I have a shot.
This is like a good pass.
It's good, it's good.
The round, yes.
Hit a boss.
Nice balls.
Karen.
Nice balls.
You're the gold, boss, you're the fucking gold, boss, you're the fucking gold, boss, you're the fucking gold!
YOU'RE THE ENVY, BASS!
My god, boss, this sucks. I'm a bronze performance out of you.
Holy fuck!
This is a bronze performance, bro.
You carry finals.
Blows that in. I'm gonna score.
Yep, I might be shitting the old Atlas.
Oh my god, what a day.
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking lord, go, go, go...
Oh, I'm lucky, I'm lucky.
It's okay, it's okay.
Boss, you're better.
I got it, I got it.
Hit it again right?
Nice shot, stay out.
We have the lead, we have the lead.
That's you, that's you.
Nice, nice.
Wait, that's actually a good pass for me.
you're just a little bit over here
I can maybe do something about this
I have a shot
No!
I'm out of here
get back
you're messing with me
I think so
that was like really dangerous
really dangerous
we've just been getting like a life line
it's like the one time someone gets out of goal
like it's really dangerous
I got it
Sposk going down the river road
Got it
I'm like
Nice good counter 2v1. I'm right post Ryan. I'm doing this without a fucking boost. I
Didn't like
Bro, they just sold
I need the second goal.
I got it.
This guy's gonna get there and watch.
Nice.
Oh my god.
He's popping the wall.
I'm red close to you.
He's gonna drop all that.
God, these guys get high cliff.
They're not bad at all.
Nice.
I'm on him.
I'm on him.
Okay, did you see it?
Yep.
I'm staying on the side of the wall.
Nice.
I'm staying on the side of the wall.
Come back.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Is there new balls?
Miss, miss this! Over over!
Not that...
Another demo goal.
No, fuck.
How do these demo goals keep happening?
No, no, I demoed him, I think. Or did balls...
Balls are cute? No, no, I demoed them.
Guys, lock and lock and go.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Lock and lock and...
Unlike Southern, bro.
I think we might have to like switch things up. Maybe I have to like be more defensive
Yeah, we have we have more shots
I got it. I got it. Fuck, bro
I can't fucking see because of the ammo smoke man
As we're still we're still like
That whole attack was in a motion to walk off
Alright little shit, hold on to me, lead!
Hold on to the lead!
Balls, I'm gonna get it for you!
Yep, I'm behind, I'm behind, I'm cool!
I try to see what I can do with this, oh dear.
Something good for that.
Oh shit, that was really scary.
Balls, are you okay, Gringo, alright?
Yeah, this is all hot.
Nice.
Nice, JC.
I got it, I got it!
No fucking shit on my team.
We just want to boost not letting this guy's that shit
Yes, chill chill. I'm in that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I'm walling this
The first 50 of one and one I'm an oppressor balls being that
I'm pressing so they don't get to your mat, but if they do you're there. Yep. I got a guy
Yeah
One more for the road
It comes down to game three
Both you're okay, yo
Yo, four to six percent that voted on us four to six percent that believed in us winning
We're gonna do this for you.
Oh my God.
Oh, let's spread it off.
Game three, game three, Q this, Q this, Q this, Q this.
Game three, game three, game three, game three, game three,
game three, Q this, ball's Q this, Q this.
Yep.
One win for all the marbles.
Of course, finals went to game three.
Of course, our first ever tournament win
is gonna go game three.
Chadlock, get both that on the score.
This game just has-
I'm back, I'm back.
I'm just gonna say that.
Oh, stand up, stand up, stand up, stand up.
That's an awkward bounce.
Up here, up here.
That's decent.
I'm gonna keep doing those weird moves.
I got it.
Nice, right.
Nice. I'm staying low for that.
No, I got it right there.
That's up for me.
I need to get a boost real quick, hold up.
Right, watch out, he's running away from the ball, hold up.
Oh, shit.
I might bulk him off my back.
It's gone over, it's gone over.
Yeah, okay, I'll take it over goal, I'll take it over goal.
Okay, boss, get back, yep.
You're right!
Nice!
We're good, we're good, chill, it's all good.
Hey, we're good.
It's gotta keep being annoying.
Yep, that's you, that's you.
Gotta keep being annoying.
I'm gonna try to take this and then
Get back
Balls you got a ball's it's you leave it up for you
Nice, yeah, something about Jason stay back some it
She has no one's back no one's back
I'm good.
Oh my god.
That's not what I thought.
Oh my god.
That was...
We got a safe.
We got a safe.
We got a safe.
We're going nice.
Stay down.
We're overcommitting.
We can't do that again.
Yeah, we're good.
We're good.
We're good.
Nice!
I didn't even know how to...
Nice!
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Oh shit, it's a bad thing.
They're a bad, no boost for that.
No, I could have had it.
It's not a good idea.
I'm just capping this boost.
That's good, was it clearance?
I'm in row one, I'm in row one in final.
I'm in row one!
No way.
I'm in row one!
I'm in row one, but it's the best player!
I'm in row one, but it's the best player!
Stay in that row one.
Hold that row one.
You might get hurt right here.
No way, bro.
It's actually cinema.
I'm gonna tell you what you broke it there guy broke it
Okay, I'm gonna get his best player. I got it. I got it. I got it
You know you're gonna take over
So good at like that board of that thing
It's gonna bounce
I go I go I saw someone so you know
That's gonna be very high. That's for goalie beautiful balls. I back in goal
That's a goal for me. Good game. Good game. Double tap, double tap, double tap.
You, you, you, you both! I'm sorry, Vulse, I'm sorry.
Shot over, shot over, shot over.
See the brass around these guys. Pinch him here.
I think that's a take.
I'm on the left, Vulse!
Oh my god.
Oh wow, Vulse is so watched!
Yeah, let's get back, get back, get back.
I got up, when you can hit that level, find you on back.
Nice run!
Oh shit.
They're back, they're back, they're back.
So close.
The first goal is going to win, clear the ball for her.
It's off.
I'm bumping.
Nice run!
Start on that.
Shit, it's the good club.
really when you set up I see what I can do here you where you need to go now
I'm gonna
Wait a minute that's gonna double tap double tap double tap
Don't have a game don't have a game
Gotta fucking finish that
I got a come on over
Don't have double tap
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, is this happening.
We never win 50s.
Yeah, 40 seconds.
We need to eat last year, over. We're going over time.
Enx...
I'm going like 3 mana up top, I'm going up top.
Oh.
I think we just keep committing to offense, we have to commit.
Go for it, go for it.
Shit, must have been, this is bad.
That's gonna bounce, hold on.
It's gonna bounce again!
Somebody!
Who's there, boss?
I like armor, I think.
It's gonna bounce again!
I'm trying to land, keep pressure on him.
I'm trying to land.
Nice, over the middle!
Oh my god.
No, no!
Armor, keep boost!
Keep it up, keep it up.
Hit it.
Fuckin' hell, man.
It really ends like this.
It really ends like this.
Yeah, like...
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when will this ever end man who will this ever end just I always play the
tournament and I get close and I just lose bro I don't know I just can't win
I've gotten second place twice now man twice oh yeah never yeah I'll never end
Alright chat, I'm gonna hop off guys. Tomorrow's gonna be literally cinema.
Oh, I'm actually in a bad mood, bro. We lost in finals. That's like the worst way to lose.
We lost in game three of finals by one goal.
Time to be live tomorrow, bro. We're gonna go live early at 2.45 p.m. EST.
We're gonna watch Party Dog. After that, we're gonna play RLCS with Squishy and Stompin.
After that, we're gonna do a massive case opening on CS.
Love y'all, bro. Have a beautiful fantabulous, amazing night, guys.