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It's snow, yeah, that's a bit of a tie, yeah, I can't so much, yeah, dance, dance, battle four, ten times, you're more than that, man.
Jack, yes, I'm early. Can we stop fucking complaining about it for a second?
Max, think of it as a prime sub.
Hasak, you think of it as a prime sub?
Jinxie, Ilyn, check the file. Just follow the stream.
Brother, brother, brother, what type of insane fucking shit is that?
Milford with the five gifted subs, she owned, why do they call you the Tink
Tickler? Josh, literally no one has ever called me that ever. Josh, you're the
first person in my entire life to address me as the Tink Tickler, and I'm
gonna act like I didn't just hear that shit. Chad, we're doing a dunk watch
party today, and we're playing RLCS today, and we're having to do in cases that I, if
If there's time, if there is time,
but chat we're doing a big, juicy,
fucking, donk watch party today.
I think he plays it a little bit,
like not yet, not yet, he plays it a little bit.
We're gonna be watch party in dank.
Jinxy, when you go and let me rub that bald head.
Next question, you have flabbies with the five gifted.
I'm gonna assume you're talking about my tits.
Brother, brother, why is your name you have flabbies?
Hey, Jinxy, I love not watching your streams.
What about with the prank?
Like, what are these messages?
Can you tickle me when Gio gets there soon?
Cases, maybe cases, if there's time.
So today we got a jam-packed schedule,
which normally doesn't happen in the stream,
so that's a good thing.
Dusty, think of it as your one,
and Sammy, think of it as your one.
1K Bitty Titty from Staddo.
Yo, Jun, so let's get turnt in here.
Thanks for playing Cheerleader yesterday.
Oh, I thought, okay, miss that song.
Bro, Staddo, best song ever, maybe, bro.
Best song ever, Staddo, literally best song ever.
I'm so happy you're early.
Can I oil up your greasy head?
One case wouldn't hurt.
Yeah, chicken tendies, type of shit like that is deadly.
Like that said, it is deadly, bro.
No, one case, it's never one case, that's the thing.
It's never actually one case.
Cause you guys say one case wouldn't hurt,
And then I open one case and then you guys say,
one more, one more, one more.
If I'm gonna do cases,
I'm ripping through my entire steam budget.
That's my mindset.
If I open one case, what up Tinktickler?
All right, we're not gonna like make this a thing.
I don't go by Tinktickler.
Josh just gave me that nickname.
Sir Yavi with the five gifts at OG Viewer in here.
Yavi, what's good, brother?
When do they think about it sir, when do they do?
Hey, Jinxie, can I touch your butt cheeks?
Thanks. Why are you so lame and boring? Okay. Next question.
Spreading negativity from London. Of course, bro.
Jinxie, let me rub your hair and eyebrows.
All right. See you today. Maybe not today,
but maybe,
no, maybe, maybe, maybe see you today. I don't know. We're doing RLC yesterday.
That's the thing.
We're doing RLCS, bro.
That's the thing, bro.
JF, take everybody's time stuff.
Yavi with the five gifts to W. Yavi in the chat.
Chat, how do you guys think I'm gonna do an RLCS?
What do you guys think?
What do you guys think, bro?
Our team is me, Squishy and Stompin'.
Chat, I definitely am the weakest link.
I definitely am the weakest link.
Gucci, what is this shit, Gucci?
All right, yes, Chad, if you weren't in the stream last night, we got second place at
a Rock League tournament.
Can we get a new host?
This host is boring.
Can we get high vibes?
Zoders, are you trying to like remove me from my own stream?
Ryan, think of it as your one.
Caillou got motion.
Name's not Caillou.
Let's just think of it as a prime, lots of think of it as a prime.
Yo, this guy has redeemed a 15 day stream streak, right?
Should be positive.
I've hated all 15 days, so you're telling me there wasn't one day that you remotely
enjoyed.
There wasn't a singular day that you enjoyed, bro.
Jinxie, are you a sad chud?
No, not really.
Jay Shock with the five gifted.
Jay Shock, we gotta play Siege together soon, bro.
Jay Shock, love your clips, bro.
We gotta play Siege together soon, dude.
J-Shop gotta play CC gotta be soon.
Snowy, they can put it to your body.
Landy, they can put it on.
Yeah, but guys, yeah.
Yeah, we got second place in Rocket League yesterday.
Bro, chat, can you guys be honest though?
Am I improving in Rocket League?
Like, chat, tell it to me straight up.
Chat, tell it to me straight up.
Am I improving?
End stream already, I'm bored.
The stream hasn't even really started yet.
What do you mean end stream your board?
You have the eyebrows of an eagle?
Yeah, here's this thing that I knew that what was going to happen.
So I shaved my eyebrows uneven because I'm not a fucking barber and now they're going
to grow uneven.
This is so fucking stupid.
Oh my god, my eyebrows are literally going to grow uneven Chad.
Yes, improved.
They're not growing.
They literally are growing.
Shut up.
Jinx, you were posted to TikTok, I saw the Rocket League Jiu-Jitsu Kaisen out of it.
Yeah, I got to watch that show, I got to watch the Jiu-Jitsu Kaisen.
That final performance, son, the final performance was not that bad.
Hey, Jinx, when does the stream end?
You talk too much, bro, these are real, Matt, like, you can just look in the chat, it's,
this is 90% of the messages, J-Soc with the gift at an event with the Prime, K-Dog with
the 1000 bits. Hey, Dinksy, sending hate from Alberta. Speaking of Alberta, do you guys
want some Geogacer before we watch Party Dog? Do you guys want some Geogacer? What do y'all
think? You're such a ball chaser. Dinksy's gonna be blessed by dog. I wanna watch dog
Zach, think of it as your what?
Yes, asshole.
Jinxie, mute yourself please.
Hate from grease.
Speaking of grease, chat, let's travel the world.
Let's do GeoGuessr.
Everybody lock the fuck in!
Guys, I think we're almost gold.
I'm not even trolling.
I think we're almost gold.
Deadass.
Mods, let me know when dog plays.
All right? Let me know when dog plays.
Where the fuck is this?
Bro this looks like somewhere where you would get shanked. I'm not even kidding, bro. It's like a tunnel
It's gonna be Asia
Maybe South Korea. I think Tokyo has is like just a bigger city like bigger buildings
Jack maybe South Korea
Somebody help
China? It's China. Because Japan has a more of a large writing? It's China? Because Japan has more of a large writing?
I'm gonna trust you. I don't know why. I don't know why, but I'm gonna trust you. I don't know why, but I'm gonna trust you.
Oh
It was not fucking china
Parking ground river
Parking ground river
Montevideo, Aquegua, Rio Brancio, real... wait, is this Brazil?
Portugal, Brazil, you're away.
Brazil! Brazil!
This kid's shitting. This kid is fucking shitting!
That might have been the fastest I've ever lost in my life.
That might have been the fastest I've ever lost in my LIFE!
They literally told you, idiot.
Yeah, but people were- No, no, no, no, no.
Just because some people said Uruguay doesn't mean the entire track to Uruguay.
Some people said Portugal, some people said Brazil.
Don't pull that shit on me!
Locked in bro locked in y'all are not locked out at all. Oh my god. It's the streets that ever
This is Arizona
No, it's not bro. I played this guy in Geo gas or three consecutive days in a row. What the fuck is happening?
Arizona maybe South Dakota
It's not new Jersey Thomas
It is John Lent, Arizona, where y'all actually make Arizona, y'all actually make Arizona,
where y'all are confident it's Arizona?
Phoenix.
Alright!
Of course, like a fucking course bro, I can't catch a break dude, I can't catch a break.
Ladies and gentlemen, these palm trees, this could be Miami.
This could be Miami.
I think this is Florida.
This is my state.
This is my state.
Bro.
No, Florida doesn't have any hills like that.
It's not Florida.
Florida does not have a check.
the Floridian of 24 years. Florida does not have a male like that. Florida's flat. What
type of... I don't know. Hawaii? Wait, maybe it's Hawaii! You guys are right, you guys are
right you got the right maybe it's a what where's the white where's the white
where's the white
What do you mean OMG?
Where the fuck is Hawaii?
Pacific Ocean side?
Oh my god, Markham.
Markham, Markham.
Honolulu, Honolulu, please Hawaii.
Chad, going with Hawaii is a risky guess.
I could be rough.
Why does this guy do this?
Oh, nice work, Chad.
It wasn't Hawaii.
It was Australia, dumbass!
Nice fucking work, Chad, over here screaming at me.
Asia, where in Asia though? Asia is huge.
Bro this looks like fucking Colorado. Doesn't this look like Colorado?
What's that Colorado?
Chad I really don't know I'm scared Japan? Somebody just said mouth Fiji Japan
if you're correct you're getting mod right now! Where's mouth Fiji?
Malfigie, Malfigie.
Take any milk.
We're out of time, we're out of time, no time.
Okay, yeah.
Mottim, Mottim, Mottim!
It was actually Mottigie!
Mottim!
I wouldn't did it if I could have found it.
Bro, Japan looks like such a cool country, bro.
Bro, and Japan like made all the anime's, man, oh, Hori Ora.
Hori Ora.
He's back.
He looks like that body for a second, Chad.
Yo, what country has houses like this?
Bro, it's like a whole town!
Fas!
What country is that?
Bahamas, Cambodia, Eastern Africa.
This isn't Africa.
Bro, Africa has like clay.
This isn't clay.
This is Cambodia.
Now, here's the fucking million dollar question. Where is Cambodia?
Ah! It's next to Thailand, I think.
I don't know.
Near Thailand?
I'm going with Central Cambodia.
Claudia, please, please.
Cherry Hill!
Peru! How did I lose?
This guy gets cherry hill!
I'm feeling... I'm... gotta be Japan. Japan has so much nature and it's an island. We gotta
say Japan who the fuck said New York City gotta be Japan gotta be Japan
Check out what's saying in Taiwan!
I see mountains over here.
Great fucking work chat!
That's the shit I need!
Kunstmuseum Lindau von Mane Dichwachow, where is Warhol? Warhol. Maybe Warhol. Check y'all
I don't think this is Germany. Wait, maybe this is Germany. Where's Onepixel when you
need him? This might be Germany, Chad, I'm not kidding.
That's saying South Germany!
Please.
Whoever said South Germany!
Somebody suck his cock!
Which I gotta actually fucking geniuses.
I love when y'all are specific.
I love when you got your...
Big mountains here, big mountains. Some text would be nice. Fucking hell, mate.
Oh my god, this picture's literally taken on top of the Google car, where you
could actually see the Google car.
Chat, we're gonna have to go off of no text here. It looks like wherever this is,
Really big balance!
Path of Smauna?
This isn't turkey chat, this is not turkey.
None of these buildings look European at all.
Yo I came to car, shut the fuck up!
I'm actually- this is not Europe chat, trust me, this is not Europe.
This is not Europe.
No, this is not Europe, Jack! Trust me!
These buildings are not European.
The European buildings have the old-fashioned bricks.
The fuck is on his bike?
What is that?
This is the hardest geogas I've ever had.
I actually don't know.
Text.
Internet.
Calais Jasmine.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, this place kind of looks like it got hit by a hurricane.
This looks like hurricane damage.
Brother, brother, brother, is this?
Does this not look like hurricane damage here?
Look, and there's all the rocks everywhere?
The other building looked like hurricane damage too.
Bro, I actually don't fucking know!
It has mountains.
big mallet.
Alright, I'm gonna be honest, the most common thing I've heard from chat is Northern Chile.
Northern Chile.
I'm gonna hope you guys arrive.
Northern Chile.
Steven.
He's just listening to the fucking story!
See, I tried to tell you guys it was not, I told you guys it wasn't Europe.
Bro, I know European buildings have a distinct look.
I know exactly what I'm looking for with European buildings.
It's like these old-fashioned bricks, trust me.
They're really nice.
And then when you get to like Scandinavia, that's when you see like Sweden, Denmark,
In Denmark, they have like the red roofs, the yellow roofs.
Trust, bro.
Vurchkin, vurchkin.
I'm just going to say this word alone sounds German.
Vurchkin, fuck it, vurt, Florian vurs, fuck it.
It's going to be countryside Germany.
Vurchkin.
I'm just stealing my guesses.
Yo, I can't the car.
I can't the car.
You're the biggest pussy ever if you're actually going to steal guesses.
I'm not kidding.
Stop sniping if you're going to steal guesses.
Play legit!
Matt kills bad.
You're a sniping loser!
All right, everyone's in a buggy.
Is this like Jurassic Park?
What is this?
Everyone is in a jeep.
Wait a minute.
Is this Florida?
Wait a minute. Is this Florida?
I can tell by the fit.
How does he know?
What?
What do you mean an item?
What did I do wrong?
Why do we want to own this game?
Guys, that would be way too easy, guys.
I'm damn near a pro. I'm damn near a pro chat literally bro. It's this kid again
I don't want to play this kid. I don't want to throw this kid just copy to my guest
Wait, maybe I didn't the Medellin car fail. That's where pop Alaska bar
Um...
Bahra!
Yo, hi K-The-Car, if you're gonna play me that's fine.
Don't copy guesses.
Don't copy guesses.
Evo!
How'd you know?
How'd you know?
How'd you know?
How'd you know?
How's he guessing so fuckin' fast?
It's just going to have a good time!
I got a batch getting smoked, I'm getting smoked.
Lana back!
I guarantee you he's cheating.
Guys, he's guessing in one second.
I guarantee you he's cheating.
I guarantee you he's cheating.
I guarantee you he's cheating.
He's guessing in a second. I guarantee he's kidding.
What language is that?
Spakutulce, nice eblam. Prospanic.
Probe.
Should I just Polish?
Sweden? Slovakia! Slovakia! Slovakia! Slovakia!
Close check! Brno! Brno! Brno!
What are they serving?
Yo, is that from it?
Kind of.
Indo?
Indo?
Indonisa?
Oh, fat roll!
Oh, fat!
What things do you doubt in my house?
I'm not a fat girl.
I'm a fat girl.
I'm not a fat girl.
I'm not a fat girl.
I'm a fat girl.
I'm not a fat girl.
I have never in my life seen that language.
Where the f**k? Where is this?
CZ, is that Jack? India?
Jack, how do you guys know everything?
What city is this?
I don't know.
What city is this?
This is USA, I think
Yeah, no, this is USA. That is the exact
Until what city is this? Chicago?
Dallas?
Dallas. Wait, Dallas!
Please!
He said New York!
Bro that is not you nor son folk. It was Houston. I've actually been to Houston. It looks recognizable
Poland that is a Polish flag that is a Polish flag
GG we both are hospital
What is Malta?
I don't know what that is.
Rue Nicolas Simet.
What?
I believe L.U. is Luxembourg.
I believe L.U. is Luxembourg.
One of the smallest countries in the world.
Can't believe L.U.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was once a perfect death!
Perfect, perfect death!
Bro, oh my god!
Bro, the text is so OP, chat, the text is so OP.
Nice guys.
Yo, is Doc about to play?
Doc?
Say you swear to god.
Say you swear to god.
Say you swear to god.
Say you swear to god.
ESLCS.
No, he's not playing yet.
Chat, he's not.
He's not playing yet.
But perhaps his experience enables him to-
He's not playing yet, Chat.
This is gonna be fun to watch, bro.
20 minutes, 15 minutes.
Okay.
Bro, let's hit a Gario game.
One more GeoGasper.
Okay.
Bro, let's hit a Gario game.
One more Geo Gasser.
I actually love this game.
Riley MC.
Good luck, bro.
I know this bridge.
Actually, no, I don't.
Chad, what bridge is this?
Someone in the chat has definitely been on this exact bridge.
Let's do some more digging.
Let's do some more digging.
Kihamunjoki, Chad, Sweden or Finland, probably Sweden, right?
Finland?
Finland?
I don't know if we've ever gotten Finland in GeoGas.
There's Finland right there.
BANG!
Chaddy, what's Finland?
Are you jinxing? No, no, no, no.
How did it WAS Finland?
What country is this?
Bro, is that a Falkino?
Larna.
Look at this guy's house!
Bro, look at this guy's HOUTH!
Oh my god!
It's like in the mountain.
Where I actually don't know. This is gonna be hard.
Should y'all have any idea?
Ecuador? Ecuador? Mongolia?
Ecuador? Nepal?
Wait, where is the Paul? Is it its own country?
Nepal
Yeah, y'all are actually goaded y'all are fucking goaded. I'm pretty sure I saw people in the chat say boots on as well
Y'all are actually goaded that was really hard
No, Fred
Siby's bless oh
Chat first things first what language is this? Oh my god. This looks like a ski resort
This country is beautiful. Oh my god
Bro, this country is very pretty.
Slovakia?
Slovakia.
Alright chat, I'm gonna trust you guys.
I'm gonna go Slovakia where the mountains are.
Okay, we got mountains right here.
Please be Slovakia, please!
It was Slovakia.
Yeah, y'all are actually goaded y'all are actually goaded. Oh my god
How am I supposed to guess a country if it's just a forest
Wait a minute
Older folks walking
Maybe we can find text soon, guys.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
This is some sort of a park.
This is some sort of a park.
Accent.
Ancient fortress.
Hisadaka.
Ancient fortress Hisadaka.
Is this in Russia?
Russia?
Chad, I kinda wanna get to the bulk area. I'm not gonna lie.
I kinda wanna get to the bulk area.
It was Macedonia!
It actually was Bulgaria, oh my god.
Brackenobom!
Pay attention to the science, because some countries have signs that, like, you just
would never see.
A lot of farms, a lot of countryside, a lot of hills.
A lot of farms, a lot of countryside, a lot of hills.
What are we thinking, Jack?
We might have text here.
We might have text here, boys.
Somebody said a Manchester?
Oh, they got gloves?
Oh, they got gloves?
How much?
Wait a minute, see how casual I am!
He's not guessing what do y'all think grease why do you guys think grease
What is Malta? I don't know what that is!
Alright, what country in Africa has this clay?
Like this orange!
Oh, that's very wholesome.
It's a mom-butter baby.
Chat, what country?
This is very clay. Like, look at the clay.
Uganda?
It's Uganda.
I don't know why, but everyone in my chat is saying Uganda.
I'm gonna cast Uganda.
Wait, where is Uganda?
Am I blind?
Is this room? It's by Kenya?
Please.
Let's fucking get him out!
Good work, Chad!
We're getting gold today, I'm telling you.
Chad, is talk about a play?
Is talk about a play?
Oh my god, this game's cinema.
Wait a minute.
This game is cinema.
I was having a crowd.
Bro.
Wait, there is a crowd, there is a crowd.
He's gonna wallbang it through a brick!
4v2.
Wait, Navi, um, that was Simples' old team, right?
Not as Fincier?
Dude, this guy's a fresh fade, look at that.
You can tell he just got this fade right before this event.
Alright, who does dog play?
Chat, who does dog play?
FUT eSports? Is that the FUT that I think? Wait wait wait wait, what do you mean FUT?
What do you mean FUT? Is that the FUT that I think?
Call Squish Eat That. Let me call him. This has gotta be set up. Chat, this is gonna be
Cinema, dark plays, like I think in a sack was like chat how long like five minutes five
minutes five minutes. Let me call squishy. He low some of the floor boat interview. It
It was a crazy experience, again a hard fought battle, every time we face them it's the same story, someone is throwing some rounds from them, from us it doesn't matter and then we go back to the top, but now we managed to win, control our emotions.
You control your emotions, tell me about your team.
Yeah, yeah, here you are.
Dixie.
Do I sound weird or something?
Brother, what the fuck am I hearing?
Bro, oh my fucking god.
How do I say that's why yo, that's how normal now
All right, how do you think you fair against nobby? I
Can't wait for you honest. It's gonna see how much ball not as you have in the CS go steam bro. How much ball knowledge I
Watch like every major every mate every huge event. I watch so like
2 of bigger than 2 here, watch some of the teams.
Are you ready to watch dunk? Are you excited?
I'm ready, I'm ready.
It's a solid thing the teams that are playing, they used to be one of the greatest teams of all time.
They don't have the same roster they used to, but they used to have the most winningest roster ever in CS, back in 2018-2019.
So they had the...
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, my god, I've never seen this before, Chad.
I've never seen kids at like an esports event today in the series. They answered the test
They got put in a hole on dust to they clawed out
I've never seen one in regulation here again got up very good. I've never seen that bro
It's always like just people that are like 20 25. I've never seen like kids out of these border there
so the team that don't explain against is um,
They used to be really good or did they lose some of their best players and stuff?
they were they used to have like
Like, they had like the first major dynasty run, I think, actually no, that was probably
NIP early on, but like, 2018, 2019 they won like a bunch of majors and they won a bunch
of big shit.
They were like so dominant, but they lost their holes like roster.
I think they were going to have one player, they were going to have one player from back
then, since Device, I think they still have it.
Device?
Yeah, Device.
He used to be like the best player in the world for a bit, he was crazy.
servers are down? Guys, I don't believe you guys when you say
own a said call. Yo.
What device left? Damn device is on 100 thieves now. Damn. They
have no one from their old roster then. I feel like Spirit
just farmed. So, you'll see Duncan is like prime right now.
I
Understand but like I don't know what that's this is that's I don't know what it is anymore
I've never watched yes, I'm at his first one first one and we're starting early
And for a photo I've been one day they had one good day that's the power to that
I only watched that last round when it was like 12 to 13 brother aim is gross, bro
They're aimed like they're so fucking flicky dude. They're so snappy around you. Yeah, that's what I was saying
I feel like this game's been so like min max that like everyone's so perfect every piece is perfect
Every like everyone's aim is like literally
It's I get it like I can only I can only feel sympathy for them
But also like you had this opportunity here like we go back to map number one
Chat if only wants to call tell them to text me on iMessage cuz I don't believe you guys
They're going to pick up
I don't believe you guys
Try to overcome this listen
Someone that said that earlier
Just do it
Just call it
Yeah, but they just
The chat just trolls
Here's the annoying thing bro
Chat let's say Onage is doing his own thing
And then you guys are like
Oh they call
Oh they're calling
And then I call him
Now he's just like getting spammed
Like guys
Don't be like annoying bro. I don't know what I want with miles anymore. I don't I don't know what
I think there's a break in this room just like it might be like a 15-minute break. Have you seen like simple best play?
I'm in like it's just painful. Oh, you gotta see prime center. If you've never seen prime center
Wait, I think I did. Let me see. I think I watched it. Okay, this is the guy that that made everyone like fall in love with CS
that's what I'm simple now he's an opera you know you know good the op is but
this guy made the opposite friend I got a video I got a banger here wait
you want me to screen share yeah keep me sure yeah I've heard two names donk and
then simple but simple like a different era yes yes yeah I can say I can say
This is exactly what we were talking about, Lechron 4 is really high set.
He's really high set.
Wait, this says 14 to 8, was this different back then?
So he used to go first to 16, then CS2 came out, they made it first to 13.
No damage done by Reds, but he is done enough here, simple and flaming out to find a way to win this round, but there could be CTs anywhere.
I missed a mark.
Alright, this point people may just want to take some CTs out so they don't.
Not able to pick more weapons up.
Oh my god, that's pretty damn simple!
How on earth has he done that?
He was crazy, man.
One versus three.
A ton of time.
Wait, I'll tell you something.
It's simple with a CZ as the man that has to clutch it.
So even though he's planted this down, if he had an AK, I might give him a shout in this.
He only has the CZ, he's got to nail the brain, he's got to get the gun.
Now that he's got the gun, and with Gordian on 6 HP, this could be brilliant.
Yeah, absolutely could be the fact he's found that kill now. Here's Alma and what is that knife worth kind of a degenerate?
I'm thinking about this game. Oh gee, huh?
I'm the bomb down
He does that knife? Yeah, everything in here has got to be old.
I might give him a shit. And with Gordon, like right there, he has a flip knife. I think it's crimson web.
I probably like a little less than a thousand now.
Wow, you're D. Gen 2 squishy? You actually like new?
I mean on 6xHP this could be brilliant.
Yeah, absolutely could be. The fact he's found that kill now he has armor and the bomb down.
He does have somewhat of an advantage here. The CT's not playing to get around it, can't even use HP.
This could all fall apart for FaZe.
Guardian reveals that he's coming from Ivy.
Got him!
Easy for him!
Well, the awareness dude, like God damn.
There they go!
I was gonna say that, that's just a read, right? Like he just grabbed that guy and didn't do that.
They got caught off breezy with one.
Q's in search for the other.
Yo bro, question, does Europe just like dominate this game?
I don't know if I've seen a single NA player like yet.
This team on the left is NA and they're getting, they probably got destroyed out of this.
But NA won one major ever, it was called back in 2018.
It probably retakes so far, Zeus with only one, but it is simple after life.
It wasn't capable after this.
Oh my god!
What is that?
Apparently.
One A texted?
He said let's do it, let's do it.
He said, in like 30th.
He said, in dunk plays, like in 30th.
Transfer on the third and Zipple hit Cerk as well?
No way he hit that third shot.
Yeah, you're right though.
You just call it dominant.
Like the Russians are in spin.
Dude, you get to the point where it's like,
Chad, what is like the best all-around gaming region
of all time?
It might be you, bro.
E.U. dominates Rocket League. E.U. dominates CS. But that league, isn't it like South Korea,
dominates League or Japan, I think? Or no, South Korea? What about Valorant? What about
Valorant? What is like the best region for Val? Stop tapping. What is that noise? Can
you guys hear me tapping my desk yeah yeah he's lucky to get away fourteen
every a realist
over the native simple man taking him down but he's not he's obviously really
it's like 14 second they got a simple gets only want to return jump that's
not fine Sergei but he hasn't found the bomb he will now and he goes away from
deep on the books with that they also know like yeah he also knows he needs
he got the first one he knows the chance he knows how to stop
post yeah oh my god wait wait wait wait wait wait is no scoping like really
inaccurate in this game or no it's it's hard it's not it's not it's not super
inaccurate but it's harder to hit than if you're rather it's like two no scopes
bro in siege if you no scope with like tally it goes anywhere it's completely
It's not like full run, it kind of goes where you're aiming, but it's not like...
It's not as precise as scoping in.
Yeah, that was not...
But you don't see your crosshair, Link. You have to kind of know the center of your screen.
There you go.
This seems to be the Superman purchase on the CT side.
Going fast towards Pop Dog this time.
Edwards could be ready and waiting. Simple though.
Just doesn't seem to care about that.
He's throwing the rulebook counter strike away, and he's completely lighting him up.
He used to have like a single point of play he stacked but he couldn't win for a while.
He used to have like the best stats on the scene but he wouldn't win and then he finally
won it.
It was such a cool feeling.
He was too free to watch him win.
Wow.
but an exchange comes in.
Got him, got him, got him!
Wow.
Got him!
Got him!
Bro, oh my fucking god!
That is that.
Done.
Two pips and yet another chance to finish it off,
but that's definitely done now.
This guy's gross, huh?
Take this one down.
Simple way, just Godlike.
Dude, I wish I said more off, but this flick's what he's saying.
So you can learn how to be that good.
You can't teach it.
You're just born with that sort of talent.
Through the shadows, into the fire very much,
of a drent as use and simple. I've got the bomb planted again in overtime. It simply doesn't
matter when you got six done. Okay. I'm going to go for a massive clutch. There's another
one that I'm heading up for me. That's what I struggle with, bro. That long range recoil
control that medium to long range recoil. I would just be tap firing because when I do
bro when I don't tap fire and I hold it's like goes everywhere. Victory. There's another
He's actually on for the ace and the clutch as well and can most boil a party
Simple goes after you know, they love it. See every time they get into a fight. They immediately
Crouch every time they immediately as well. Yes, buddy. They crouch stop and just wreck their fucking head off
There it's even worse now. I think I think it happens way more now because the dunk you're gonna see bro
Superman actually saw a clip of dunk it was on I forget the name of the map
It was the one we played where there's like a market
I think it was Mirage and he like I want to pull up the slip but he like parkour
on top of this ledge thing dropped and then killed five people with an AK or
no it maybe was a pistol you know what I'm talking about he pulled out of the
window he like balanced on this beam
Drupal over time
Yeah, I don't know the exact way I'm talking about window jump. Yes. Oh
Mid mid window. Yes mid window jump. Oh, he jumped cat. He jumped cat
On the beam like he parkour to get there. It was gross beating
I mean gap in the smoke. That's not what we want. Is this an office? This is not an operate. That's not it is up
Simple's going to exploit it with a 2k.
They fucked up their smoke, there's a gap in their smoke.
Corpses lie in the open.
Look how different this map is.
Oh, I won the third.
Come on, Simple, what have you got?
Oh my fucking god.
Yeah, he was fast, bro.
Like, he's so fast.
Wait, so what happened?
Is he washed now?
He just took a break when CS2 came out,
and then like, he hasn't gotten on like a top team since then.
But CSGO, he was like, pretty,
I'd say most people would call him a go to CSGO.
So, Simples the goat of CS and then dogs the goat of like CS2, kind of thing?
Yeah, and then Xybo like, it was Xybo's Simple toward the end of CSGO and then that was like that with Xybo.
XMS comes creeping up from the vent but he's sent packing straight downward.
Yeah, looks like they want to fight.
Soos gonna be the first one looking down towards the fountain.
He's falling back but they've actually set up.
Oh, that's an NA player, I find this one.
How far in are they gonna peak?
there's a hatchet oh my god following it up and then it's going to put one of
his own what map is this bro I don't know if I played this one overpass
he's a one of them for kill for him oh my god
the best player in the world ladies and gentlemen bro you have to see this C9
inferno B round bro I'll say yeah love of god
he's like smoke banging them to he's slight bro this dude is cracked yeah a
A lot of this game is just reading, right?
It's just awareness, bro.
He's like, all right, dad, dad.
And then he doesn't even care.
He just starts immediately smoke banning,
trying to like, headshot somebody.
This guy's cold, bro.
That shot.
I'm not even sure if he saw the second.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
He's just squishy.
He's just headshotting them through the smoke, dude.
Like, this must be such a rage-inducing way to die.
Oh, yeah.
Chat, look at this fucker, dude.
Shot.
I'm not even sure if he saw the second.
He's just shooting, bro.
play and there's a quad kill and you got one. Oh my god! Bro, bro, he shot two people through
the smoke switchy. He's gonna get the last one as well. Oh my god. Calling him out as
well. Oh, he's loving it. He's way into the semi-final. Bomb down and nobody dying yet
for VG. So we'll see if they can find some luck here in the pistol round. Now they're
trying to get their way out. Simple gonna open it up. Lovey with a good shot there
an electronic looking for a bit more close range with the clock perfect and he's gonna circle back around so many water before
coming out as well just completely tricking them and now simple realizing
it's not hard to win
actually missing that one contact and like see they're like stacking and stuff now they're gonna try and punch him down
he just wants the exit kill so you can find something in the next round
like he tried to hunt him but they all died
before he has to reload attack and switching out to another pistol and simple gonna survive it
There's the quad kill, not bad at all for him, but obviously not gonna help him in the round, the ace in spite of him, he stills his shits on the last guy.
They're losing.
Now, does he get money for these kills?
Yeah, yeah, every gun gives you the ton of money.
He's all mad at the end of the round, like you move around to the top.
Yeah, and knife kill gives you a lot of money, gives you like a ton of money.
Do you celebrate or do you just like cry in the corner a little bit there?
I try to watch his doors lower B and his sort of shots, he connects on this time, not so much.
Case can be down to 15, no courtesy, a simple.
I'm gonna re-aggress, great flashbang, the boat.
Dude, I'm really excited to watch this.
This is-
So since the corner electronic's not gonna prep the issue and conflict-
Wait, this is, uh, dust. Yeah, I actually know this map. This is Dust 2.
Through long. Now they have access.
Now what?
Wait, is this, wait, is this Dust 1 or Dust 2?
No, Dust 2, Dust 2, yeah.
It's not like the same map for forever.
When did they get rid of Dust 1? Was that like ages ago?
I don't know. I've been Dust 2 as long as like-
I can stand for doing what I can-
And I started playing-
Can temple do best with us.
No!
Oh my god. I need to rewind, man.
I didn't rewind that.
Bro, chat this.
Press GSTU and conflict through long.
Now they have access.
However, electronic and simple are doing what electronic and simple do best.
What?
Bro, oh my god.
Holy fuck, yeah, those are clean shots.
How much damage does this pistol do to the head?
Like exact?
It's not a great thing.
If they don't have head armor, it one shots.
Unless they're really far.
So use one shot and I'm gonna kill them.
You can tell if they have head armor or not, if blood comes out their head or if it's
like a spark.
You have to aim high in this game, it's not even an option.
Yeah, you should be able to.
That's another reason why crouching is so broken.
Oh, Jake, this is the run boost I want to do.
Remember when we were doing the ninja or the zombie thing?
Yes, yes.
That's what it looks like.
Squeeze out everything from the grenades.
Oh my god, yeah.
Maybe a weapon.
So you jump over the window hole.
You do a whole window top mid.
You're jumping over the hole.
Trying to invite a shot.
Trying to get information before exploding too much of himself.
Looking at two frags and connects up.
And now there are weapons to collect.
It's got a man advantage as well 40 seconds on a clock. They could do with a little more tision pushing through ramp again
It seems to make sure he has that information. Oh, no, that will happen
That's why crouching is so broken because everybody's trained to aim high
It's a plant the bomb and indeed you go from standing to crouching right when you get into a fight simple
It's got an AWP, but they're right first spur of bullet
I gotta move fast bomb and D-Rot any through towards the most approach now they crouch and they uncrouch
So when people try to re-correct to the head it's hitting the body now because the guy uncrouch
Yes, maybe there's like bobbing with it.
You'll see Bob, the only person that can stop this from getting really out of control.
A couple kills, that's all he needs.
There's number one, Sympil's the next guy.
The boss with the A-
Close range with a sniper.
WEP and next, he's got so much to worry about and Sympil knows exactly what to do.
Takes him out and what an unlikely round to pick up.
It's not over just yet however, but they have a really good chance.
simple on your defending already with three kills in this round that he can't
get all five of this right he was able to see and just as quickly wounded
for that's not the fault brother right of course it is simple with the ace they
started the round with so much legal he's so flaky oh my god for any kind of a
catwalk push your crush I think he spotted some some of his bodies out
earlier definitely saw that one but simple is just gonna limit everyone he's
just putting out a click right now three kills he drops the bomb it just gets a
quick one time hey squishy let's watch some dog he got team killed bro wait who
did sample you got team killed on that right you killed like three or four
then that's right now three kills he drops the bomb and just gets a quick
he died there that was a squishy that was pre-gamed some dog kind of like that
wait can I show you one more clip what do you want to look up look up stewy 2k
Boston Major Inferno Clutch.
Boston Major. Yeah, yeah, you just major clutched, yeah.
They're positive real quick. So just for like background, NA never won a major.
They still haven't won a major outside of this major win.
They were down 15 to 14. If FaZe win this round, they win the major, and Cline doesn't win obviously, right?
obviously right there out it's one to one it's best of three major final basically
Stewie's in like a 1v3 look at the red you'll see just play out the clip but
that's the shape here 28 seconds they move around they're out they went around
the goalie
he's the only man on banana rush with an off angle looking towards the aft position the
molotov comes in but so does the rotation on off my slow has been taken
through the long here
one side but out all the way back it's going towards A nothing else is going on he's
He's gonna go back, Stewie's on his side, but look at the climb!
Look at the climb, there's Jeff and Sikker to try to run!
They're trying to prove it, but it's not that great!
Stewie's on his way home!
We're gonna climb the climb!
Good job, man, well done!
How the fuck is that?
Okay, that is cinema.
How they done that?
They came back all the way!
Where was this event? Where was this? Was this the camp?
Boston, Boston.
Yeah, NNA, NNA, so it was like absolute cinema.
NNA, this is like double cinema.
I'm telling you, bro, this might sound like stupid or whatever, but bro, I swear to God
They all they so they won the major, right?
Yeah, they ended up going to like triple OT and one I feel like they only won because it was home
I'm telling you, bro. Would you have the crowd? I agree. I agree
It is the biggest advantage ever like if this is in Europe or whatever they probably would have lost
But like it's just when you have the crowd just we're listening to the crowd dude. That's insane
Listen to them all the first kill
This happens all the fucking time in siege when someone's in like a 1v3, but there's no time left like they low key at the advantage
Because everyone's ass to the water in here. So in this game mix they have to plant before four seconds hits
So you have it takes like three and a half seconds to plant so they have to play before four seconds it
Yeah, so the thing is he killed bomb instantly so they have to grab on and plant
Zeroed out and they're still planting does it let him plan or does it cancel? No?
In Siege, if you're starting it lets you finish no matter what.
Gonna fight this 7 seconds and get the brother back!
Get fucked, you pervage!
But it's not a move right!
Yeah, so, see how he stuck the plant, Jinx?
Like, he had exactly enough time.
If you look, if you go back a little bit, he's 4 seconds.
He had to stick the plant, and had to hope, like, still he missed somehow.
It's the only way.
But it's not a move right!
It's still a move right!
Cause everyone else is alive.
They still have 3 players alive, but even if it kills 3, the round goes back.
Don't play the fight!
That's 7 a move, bro.
Wow!
Bye, Jack.
Don't play the play, bro.
Let's get some dog power to
Let's get fucking height
Okay, Chad this one's from two months ago. I think we watch this one. We have not watched this one
Have you seen that clutch without a captain which clutch which clutch their own owners on the thumbnail
Do you know if you go back?
Haven't seen that
watch the game
By nerds here comes the dust got only so cute one view five
Why must out by nerds here comes the dust fucking to baby and it seemed like we were getting ready to
Wow
Wow
Silent spirit before and talk will go forward alone, but there's so many targets
and he can often prove enough on his own.
And can this little nuisance pull off another one?
Hey, look at O'Neil's reaction.
Why does he start sitting up like, look at this?
Target's.
And he can often prove enough on his own.
And can he leave this little nuisance pull off another one?
No way!
Oh, spray transfer.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
He's e-murdered.
Dude, I've actually been seeing dogs clips in my TikTok bro.
He's actually like a troll.
Man with a photocave at all!
Yeah, he is.
Dude, he's funny, bro.
That was crazy.
Wow.
Wow, Chad.
Chad, do you watch Best of 2025?
Or, just watch this, fuck it.
And Chopper, he holds Pallas all the way into T-Spot.
This is the guy we're about to watch, Chad.
Let's see.
And he'll see this clear for the taking.
Oh, there's that shot.
He definitely has the best aim on that.
And we're talking two best of the two.
Oh, and that's so funny, man.
Just right back into the con peak.
Every step of the way met by resistance.
I'm not going to lie, so far, I haven't played all the maps,
but so far, this is my favorite map.
I love this map.
What else, Donk?
That's like a right read.
I popped it.
Met more.
Promotion.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I'm going to lose to Liam.
Anybody that peeks it hits the ground in an instant.
Five shots total for four kills.
That is insane.
No! Get in the crypt!
JT's gone down in the meantime, Shiro is so blind but he's inside of the smoke to eliminate him.
He's come out guns blazing green with the last bullets taking the kill from the castle.
They had a hell of a fight.
Yeah, well, that's how to find it. The captain would see if they're really good.
They're going in one line of the battle!
Go!
And he will slay every single one of them!
I had no idea what...
Yeah, this kid is just cracked, bro. Like, ah...
bro chat I'm telling you bro I don't know how to explain this bro I every
thing don't just looks like you're just not ever peeking him bro like chat
don't looks like you're just never killing him in a game bro you know when
someone just looks like they're a gamer this guy looks like he's a gamer go on
like are you peeking this be honest are you fucking peeking this guy's question
no bro hell no look at his I'm reading the game he's has the look at how long
As long as pinky is like
Bro, everyone I've ever met that's good at games has long ass fingers
Telling you bro, he literally just looks like he's a god of games
I had no idea what to do
Like there was nothing there no matter what we ran
No matter what strategy it was
You barely ever clear it
Which map is this?
This is Dust2O, but there's a guy mid, wait how does he...
This is nice lurk
This is a nice lurk, but it's okay
Oh, this is so good
I've never even seen somebody in this spot before.
It's so ridiculous!
So usually they've all gone, they don't clear this left corner.
Yeah, because they're so worried about the right over here, they're so worried about all this.
It's just devastating them straight away! These arrived to the RMRs!
He's going to Blistery, he pays up, and they're dead again.
Also, some of my friends said that Spoyt was globally 11 years old. Is that guy just a gaining god?
Uh, Spoyt is like...
Yeah, one of the best...
One of the best mechanical players I've ever seen.
He's one of the best mechanical players in, like, Sea Chistery.
Yeah, like mechanics still turns around for two more
And right when you're ready to write
What's gonna be in that tournament on Sunday that'll
I think every team is gonna have one good
Yeah, but squad up
Once again entry on wrap dog
Now this is the end of the game
If you have just like a lot about how you play with me
If you can go together
You're gonna have a much better time even with bad players
And now the dog's starting to activate it as well
Now the dog's
Brother this guy is disgusting
Like this guy is fucking disgusting dude
He's switched online
There we go, again Shiro's all bears down
How's this?
Double dipping, one was not enough
I love this man
It's confusing for new players, but the most seems like not much here.
It's like back.
It's like back.
You can open doors on this game?
I didn't even know that.
And they are right there ahead of that major stage, Donk doing everything he can to stop
him.
That's probably the most confusing for like good players, because it's the front.
A site on top of the other, he said.
Look at what happens when Donk does.
Monacy, no idea.
Sight, swipe.
It's all Donk.
We were getting ready to celebrate progression for Team Spirit into the playoffs.
The heroic decide to say I'm spirit
Talk will go forward
They're trying to play it smaller for each other and then he's just reading everything
And then he hits the second train
Bro, but look at this fucking reaction time dude. Can we like analyze this? Okay?
Look at this reaction time squishy. All right, so this guy he registers him here
And then he's already flick
I don't know what the particular he was in. Michael and Jeff? Yeah.
The instant fucking flicking on.
The destroyer with a full K and all five in the end!
They have on Magic's M4, so really will fall to dunk to find the multi-kill once more.
JKS gonna be arriving if we can't miss my...
Hey, Mr. Spope.
That's rare.
I feel like there's a lot of Pogtum on his screen, they're just like immediate, like they have no chance of hitting them.
Bro, and like the first thing I noticed about CS is like, the recoil is so hard in this game, but dunk does not really make it look that hard.
look that hard, I'm not even getting I think CS is probably the hardest recoil
I've ever played in my life like I've never seen anything like the ultimate
is the value of the last set to the team contract I've just turned it
attack firing because I cannot empty a mag I swear like we change your we change
your crossword to follow recoil but without it you know I feel so weird
It's because your your crosshair doesn't follow your bullets regularly
So like when you're starting out it makes no sense because your crosshair could be on the enemy
But you're missing every single shot because you're both going above so you have to like
But you have follow recoil on so
It is hard
It's just not easy any, but I get just hard as well
You're not even with the off though, so you don't have to think about it and you're gonna reading just that it's not the stream
They only had flush as well as perfect and he got killed immediately, so
Joe
For the majority of the assault. Yeah, that's not even moved
Fucking head clips right there
Yes, bro, I think it's a boost brother. What the fuck you have to know you could you jump on that?
He could jump on that one. Yeah, I was gonna say that's a head bulls his crosshair down. Yeah, it's the damage
Well, how is he willing to fight? How is this this is actually disgusting chat like oh
My god, bro, it's actually insane like I don't I don't even know what to say
And they've got them corralled on this back lane
But VP aren't afraid to fight so we get the engagement as bomb goes down
Man advantage for VP trying to flex that as they continue to keep the pressure on the players
Everytime someone on the screen they'll be crouching like you see that on the crouching doors every time
That's the equalizer
I feel like crouching move a little bit too fast
That's the CTs committing to the double player push up long
Magic's insight behind Pillar just waiting for a chance to swing
And that timing...
Wait wait he hit that?
He got those two kills as well?
Please remind that I don't think you realize how unseen that shot was
Eating for a chance to swing
And then you don't have that good
Oh my god, you got those two kills as well
All up to cross secret
Try and take this space as quick as you like it
Oh my lord
He's done it again
I think this was the major final
I think this was his first major
But like, how is he just smoke banging him?
Is it just like
So, I think this is a timing thing
So he's just 137 in the round
Yes
Around this time like around like 130 135 like 148 142 ish like people can usually walk past the smoke wall
And if they smoke wall, they're probably trying to cross secret
So he's just assuming that if he spams is it like he's likely to get
Damage on somebody not necessarily kill but damage of someone during that time for you kills as well
Like okay, this smoke just went down, right? Okay. Yeah, so don't is basically
Insomely assuming they're gonna move off the smoke because isn't the smoke there for 20 seconds
Yes, yes, but he spams on answer rules like every time I watch him on this map
He spams every like three or four seconds like he does like a spam in it
Try to catch people to try to catch people off of the net like oh like when they're walking because they try to
Silent walk the cross so they're there for a while like they're behind the smoke for a while
Yes, because they don't want to make any noise. Yes in turn. They're gonna be exposed longer from longer
Take this space as quick as you like in all my board. I just I guess
Yeah, they put her in a security guard.
And a few seconds later, he just gasses the gun.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, what the fuck?
He's a read, bro.
He's so hard to communicate.
He's gassing again, but he missed something.
Kids on me present.
As you know, the name of the baby goat.
But this kid, something special, he is the truth right now on the stage.
Dude, that's insane.
From that distance? No, no, that's hard. I can't do that.
Bro, I would be shooting the fucking telephone poles.
polls bro I would have to get on fire there's no way in hell I'd be able to
control that bro he's controlling recoil from like 95 yard
yeah
working his magic that infectious smile if spirit shut him down here it feels
like it's pushed right back out of reach again over the top gravity oh five
zonzaks a little too wide dog with the trade and get a fallback disappear into
the smoke pop right back out he's got a double pistol win oh my god good stop
Could be a flashbang from Alexi next step, yeah, flies through.
Get set up, get up, get the hell out of here!
Oh my f**k!
And they're in!
He had the idea they had the strategy individuals lacking and don't quite the opposite.
They tripled from him on the block.
Oh my f**k!
Alexi from the sky!
I don't know my dear friend.
He's alive!
Four pistol whiffs, dude. He is so tough.
What is this?
The final chat.
Ancient, ancient.
First viewer to close it, but the impact once again, unable to get anything.
Actually, this time it's exertion with only one.
And Donk and Zontek's able to trade out 4v3.
Is this the final moment?
The last chance.
Donk with a double headshot.
Shuei with a 1v4.
There was only good left and right as well.
It was one hell of a try.
You never want to be like, you never want to sit still.
So like, it kind of resets peekers advantage.
If you stay in one spot and someone swings you,
They'll win it off paying like peakers advantage every time if you're swinging back and forth you're kind of resetting peakers advantage
And you're just hard to hit in general and then as soon as you see someone you'll just like stop moving to that couch thing
Malus came back all the way
But any so what is the point of like okay if you're standing still in CS
How much more accurate are you than when you're moving like way more a lot more like you need you need to be you absolutely to be
But if you're crouched drinks like if you're crouched and you move it's still fully accurate
So that's what we'll see him crouch moving a lot like you'll you'll if he's fighting multiple
He'll drop it to a couch like move to the left because it's still accurate dog 3k
To close it out make it for as team spirit
This is the team that they couldn't quite shake that they couldn't quite defeat
It's a bit of a scrappy one for both teams as well
And now some things is gonna be lining up to you, but it's that man again. It's done with three
He locks it down with his USP and there's a 4k on top of it.
Whatever Zayu can do, Donk is up to the task.
First of all, Vector Rez on the short side.
Full blind is Shirou, but Rez is good for the trade.
Double up from him, it's gotta be Donk.
It's Donk or nothing.
Four team spirit, the hero rifle on the Prodigy player.
Bawr!
He's taking no damage.
Donk is doing it all!
Now Prodigy meets Legacy.
So has he won events or is his team not really good?
Yeah, yeah.
I think his first major he won.
His first World Championship kind of thing.
How many majors has he won?
Just one?
I think just a one.
But his team has been kind of rough.
Like I'm not going to lie.
He's been like the best player in the world, contention.
Brother, I've never even heard of this org.
Is this just a CS org?
Spirit?
I don't know, actually.
It might just be.
His spirit just a CS org
And Dota CS and Dota
He's won like three events, but only one major but to be fair though
There's only two majors a year right? Yeah, the majors like the big one majors like the big one
But the jinx to be fair to some players that have played pro for a long time
But on top teams never want to major for like 10 years
He came in first first major in one. So yeah, that's hard
NIP look on to their longest-standing man in the 1v3 clutch
Swings and wins
Why do you see him so people ever shoot bodies in this game like yes, bro?
Yes, you're pricey. I'm pricey that shit is like a yeah the crowd's always like
Relief that shop is too little of Counter-Strike
Brother wait pause
That angle was tight as an ass
What is this yo? Yeah?
Look at how locked it is.
Yeah, so we can get out.
So Dong's got a spotting bath on the right for him,
and then he has that left sliver angle.
So as soon as he sees one, he gets out,
and then Dong can play off of it.
Dude, I got to learn all these angles, bro.
This is like some, this is right in the middle.
Nah, this is great.
And you have that crazy reaction time for that.
Jinx, your reaction time has to be perfect to get that shit.
Yeah, and some off too.
So if you do react, it's done.
With an old counter strike.
What's Dong doing?
Just sit.
Why's Dong doing it?
He's done the jump spotting, jump spotting that angle.
You see that little angle bathroom?
why would this night just because it's more act like you can get a quicker he's
not trying to kill anyone is trying to get info
so you know that you know it's not him before
oh the shadow betrays carrigan
the old
dispatches on him
oh my god
oh
i never thought of it
oh my god
oh my fucking god
that's great control jinks like he's like perfectly like
question though
big question here
When he's shooting these guys, he's crosshairs on the floor.
So that's him accounting for the recoil.
So his bullet's actually hitting the head here.
Like, this is the part of the recoil where it's down and to the left.
So the bullet's actually hitting the guy.
That's what I'm saying. You have to like know where the bullets are in regards to how your crosshair is.
So it's like an actual pattern.
Yeah, you do the opposite of what the bullets were doing.
Crosshair.
So he's looking at the floor intentionally because...
Yes.
He's controlling the recoil pattern. It's way up.
Bottom left? Yeah, exactly. So if he pulls the bottom left, the recoil is dead center on this guy's head basically, this point.
Bro, that is some high level shit, dude.
I'm looking for Derek! That's disgusting!
Refaulting from dark!
Won't you eliminate the imposter?
His clips, like, they don't even really seem real. He's just killing, like, four pros.
Yeah, but you should never be coming forward like everyone looked at you like everyone's on his screen there.
So, I think this is one of the classic...
It feels like a little copyrighting, though.
...executions.
Speaking of classic, that's a nice sequence from Donk.
That's what we've come to expect from this young man.
Time and time again.
I'm not even going to snort anything back.
Any damage.
Gotta give it some sort of a look in.
There's some outside smokes here.
Yeah, I think a very deflating kind of experience to have to save for like a minute and 15 seconds
Just to give the enemy team the map rate
I remember that, I think I saw this guy
Don't back into position, lines them up
That's two more kills, Henry up to a quad, looking for the ace now
Oh, remember how he was spamming this smoke there?
And he just deleted
Like, he was spamming smoke for people trying to cross into where he was right there
Yeah
Right, so if you go down here on this map, it just makes the map so fucked
So pros will throw fake smokes and make you worry about going down, because it's just like, basically you're always trying to like just throw one of the fake and make it like be honest.
That's two more kills, Henry, up to a quad, looking for the ace now, snap piece up now.
I just appreciate that shot, I mean this guy's on a roof and gets one tapped.
Oh, and he just deletes him.
Yes, players sit so close to the monitor, does he?
Yeah, some of them.
What can he say about that one?
He's getting absolutely bombarded by utility, magic tests and stuff up in the stead.
Glamath is gone, it's a splash and forced to fall back
and Zontik's a sent to the front lines
you'll play behind that smoke, it queers to reveal it
and the AK-47 is still on him
he's slow walking into them
like those people swiping away
but doc is confident, he gets a sent to smoke
and his deagle looking to break them apart
and doc, oh so close, one more bullet
and he had it but he's got the AK
and doc, despite everything being thrown at him
the AK-47 is picked up
and swiping away
Yeah, I'm hype that is insane, bro
Like that is insane. He's definitely gonna hit at least one clip. I think we're about to start guys like that. I think we're about to start
Let's see
Wow, how long about break today? Yeah
So I'm check they took a long ass break now situations happen and bro look
I
Why okay, I end the AR look at say it again
No, look at this Google. Let me look at the highlight. Just look at how he sits on his monitor, bro
Yeah, the kinder monitor look at this. Yeah, look
Is most touches
Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be health problems with that, bro check tell me this is
Bro, tell me this is even remotely healthy, bro.
The pixels are like inside his nostrils.
Yeah, no, it's not.
When does the game start?
Monosy is really fun to watch.
If you want to watch Monosy.
Monosy?
Yeah, he's like New Age Simple, bro.
Monosy.
Yeah, it's fine.
It doesn't work.
This kid's crazy.
Age to worry.
What team?
Pressure point for Hootsy.
He's on Falcons now.
He's in these ages.
Pressure point for Hoopsie.
Uh, he's on Falcons now.
He's in these eight.
I mean, Falcons just buys the best players.
Niko's stranded.
He's got so much to do.
Pressure from both sides.
He needs support.
He needs someone.
Hoopsie's mean.
Yeah, how did that happen?
Alright.
He's spanked down Hunter.
Now Niko needs one.
Matt!
He's back!
Turned!
Modesty again!
Hoopsie combines!
We need a gun!
There has to be modesty done!
Oh, Ilya, oh, he's in second.
One more for the road!
He's the Lord!
Oh, my God!
What a laugh to the AWP!
He's young, dude.
He's cracked.
Shut me up to get that done!
And he keeps him in!
That's the thing, dude.
Like, Prime Gaming Age, chat.
Listen, listen to fuck up, bro.
Prime Gaming Age, I'm telling you this now, is 17 to 19.
If you're watching this and you're 20, your time is up.
21, time is up.
22 bra I'm telling you chat on everything I love the prime gauge game for aging or prime fuck
Prime age for gaming is
17 to 19 like trust me bro. That is the prime if you're 16
You're about to enter your prime for gaming if you're 20 your prime is over
Oh, it's that three-year window chat on God. How does dog? Let's test my theory. How does dog?
19 what the fuck did I say? I have no idea as well. This is last good year so.
Well every year after this it's gonna slightly get worse. That's all. Okay okay
slow decline slow decline. Zywoo 27? Wait what? No no no I think it's mine.
I see.
I think it's like 24.
25.
He's born November 9th.
Damn.
Okay.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, but you're going to be 25.
Do you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's coming soon.
No, I'm just going to get you.
There's no way that it's not going to be Bonsai right now.
Oh, I'm telling you.
I don't know.
Like maybe this is just pure autism for me.
Brother, I love watching one taps with pistols and AKs.
is the most satisfying thing I've legal legal close-up about like bro even the
suppressed pistol the 1v3s and it's like in its head shots something about that
physically turns me on I'm not kidding like CS has the most out of and siege
siege house really satisfying one taps like really satisfied but it's gonna get
the job done actually love the gun part can be I believe he's gonna be working
The problem with Siege is when someone is brand new to the game, they're literally overwhelmed and they just quit because they don't really know what's happening, they don't know why they're dying, like where they're dying, like, it's, that's the thing, like, what I remember when I said CS is like really simple, like a bunch of people got mad at me on like Twitter, but I don't mean it like CS is simple, like, CS is a game that probably takes years and years and years and years and years to master.
Obviously there's so much skill that goes into CS no shit, but I just mean like if I watch CS
I can understand what's happening somewhat
Like if I'm watching Pro League on Siege and it's my first hour watching Pro League first hour ever playing the game
I'm not gonna know what the fuck's happened
It's the first thing you could possibly say yeah Siege you hot like thanks. I died
I've never seen my life before I had to vault that deployable shield shit yesterday
There was a thorn on the bottom. I fucking explode it like brother. I didn't get to fight people because you just died
I used so good a lot of the times you don't even get to fight people
And CS at least we get to fight you're guaranteed to fight everywhere
VP will not be able to react to that in time. This is the ball rolling for monosy
I'm telling you when you get a gunfight it seems as if it's so sad
One tap of the game has really bad time
Vayne is one kill shy of the ace
I love tap firing like it's a long race
Honestly, I actually love this team's gun, it's rewrapped around the wall of short fame.
Slow walking with the knife.
Now, question. When he does that, does it make noise?
That, when he switches guns?
No, no, no, switching guns, no, it does not.
But reloading, reloading does, reloading does.
Reloading makes noise.
So, so he takes out his knife thing, because it's a little quick.
You move quicker with your knife, that's the fastest movement speed.
Yeah, even slow walking, you're faster with a knife.
Interesting. Yes.
This is a lot of information, Chad, watching this.
is not considering this they think they've played monster they think they've
approved so that made no noise that got like no no no wow in monocy I would
have never guessed that you did have to get a little more time in the world
I mean on the game fame sticking the bomb smoke bang it he is
I have smoked a few things really good in this game but you can counter with a
main what a rotation
we yak his defenders have smokes right yeah so smoke you have a smoke
smart you smoke the diffuser than diffuse that would
But if you haven't made if you ever grenade it blows open the smoke
So you know what it looks like just thinking about that
though. Yeah, bro chat that's techie because in seeds you can't have smokes on defense, but on
On CS you can wow that is cool. Yeah 100 miles an hour straight
Twist us and then you can flash
And stick the diffuse and flash so
I managed to find the three of them, the tech nine puns!
Oh my god!
Quick scope to the face!
Where is he from?
Where is Mona Seafront?
Does anybody in chat know?
I think Russia.
I think Russia.
Pretty sure.
Chat is from Russia?
Donk is starting.
Cap.
Cap.
Cap.
Donk is not starting.
Stop baiting that.
Stop baiting that.
You're such a fucking baiter, bro.
Why?
Why lie?
You're one of the best players I've ever seen in this game.
even Doc is Russian strong decent entry from as you know strong and decent
strong and decent I don't like you Jason no one that's that's his thing guys
Oh my god
That's a
Scout to take the second round by force. Okay, sir. Wait, say that again
That wasn't even an opera. We got to hit the head to kill there
Why would anyone ever use a scout just because it's cheaper like way to go play yet when you break
So if you don't have money, you have to buy like it's really expensive, bro.
The off is squishy.
I'm not kidding when I say this, the off is by far my favorite gun in the game.
Like when I have the off, I have a boner.
Like I'm as happy as can be.
I'm like a kid in the candy shop when I have an opera because I just I love
holding like angles and just deleting the on a neck and a gather up.
It is a very chud, maxing way to play, though, but I like it.
Bramble free. Yeah. Yeah.
It's so broken.
She's on the way, though.
He looks destroyed right to the chest.
Get on!
He's so damn fast for Modesty!
I love that angle.
I love that angle.
Bro, look at how low he is in the ground here, chat.
He's like...
So damn fast!
Bro, they have to aim like foot level to kill this guy, not even.
For Modesty!
That's broken to position yourself like that.
See?
Yeah, but it's a common angle.
It's broken three times.
I think that was...
The shot won't land, but the damage has been felt.
And FaZe have lost too much of that initial...
Rain and raps down in secret. There's nothing to do but wait for hunter to excuse me modesty to find you
It feels like the CT side is so fluid from g2 right now push and pull
You're playing on this one in opposite crazy. Oh my god. Rain is gonna turn at the speed of light here
Modesty no scope
style board to modesty
he'll go back and finish it
The trigger is going to, it's like a thing and
Yeah, trigger to split is a huge thing and see
So, that happens a lot
I have a great show you of trigger discipline and seeds. It's actually so fucking fun
Brother this guy got a spot on organ named after him this is the best instance of trigger discipline and siege
All right, hold it up
But it's high for the grab shop to remain for a straw list with a shotgun at close
So this spot is called iconic now because this player's name is iconic
be patient what are you gonna do you know kills the guy behind him cuz he
knows the planters not a threat there's only one really good trigger discipline
if you would have shot the first guy who would have lost the round look up look
up a shroud cash clip wait was a shroud of the Berlin CS yeah dude he played
like cloud nine like ages ago right yeah live cash cat cash
brother watching like a shroud documentary like years ago chat and it
talked about his CS that might work my word yeah top left top left
the short
that was
personality class
wait what is this is this like shroud or is this um someone just
this is like
this position is called shroud, similar to what you're talking about
look at how young shroud is in this bro
yeah you gotta get boosted up here jinx, you gotta get someone's head to get up here
It's a little young Shroud.
Ultra game here though.
Probably, I'm not even kidding, I think Shroud is probably the greatest all-around gamer of all time.
I by power cannot afford to make the same-
Bro, he had diamond in like a month on Siege, like back when Diamond was the top of the state.
They made early in the game, 25 seconds left, if the clock runs out on them and they give up overtime,
it will be the heartbreak of a generation.
Molotov's in, set piece out, Shroud has let them off!
Holy Trigger to Sublime Pass.
Holy Triggered us with one, two, three, oh, Jesus, we're on.
My quality is so bad.
The guys take inside.
Well, look at the land to drinks like they're all just standing behind the players.
You see that on the bottom?
It's so early days of CS.
Yeah, really.
Yeah, Trout probably greatest all around gamer of all time.
But hitting Diamond a month in the siege
when Diamond was the highest rank of the game is like the most impressive thing ever.
Insane, insane.
dude is talk about a player what chat I'm getting ads I'm getting ads here oh my
god it's a long day they'll be paying these guys like triple I squishy I'll be
back I'll be back in a second major isn't a terrible it's almost time to be
there on the upper end of what they can achieve but I'm out of the room that's
stage three at all the majors gonna be all best of threes baby that's gonna be
That's the best change we've had in a long time.
It's more important than the best of five finalists.
Yeah, absolutely.
No one wants to watch the stage one team play best of threes.
That's just let's keep it moving.
You get to a break usually for them.
I feel like it's not this long.
Actually, that's why everyone is cheering for FaZe to feel like really bad
but good enough to get into the major because then those capsules will actually back up.
We can use the roof of the roof.
Do you remember when, in best of threes, I don't know what tournament it was, but when the third map was random arched, do you remember that?
Yeah, majors, you mean?
That was weird, it was majors, it was just there.
It was funnily enough, the major that NLP won, they just added overpass and cobble like a month before that major, and then, weirdly enough, randomizer every time turned out to be cobble, right?
and then I'd be with all the teams that actually put the most time into those rounds.
Yeah, they've been so long and they had the other ones under a drastic match.
And it randomized for them, I think, specifically like three times that they've played off-rope.
I've never seen a longer break than this. This is actually Kray-Kray.
It's Kray-Kray. Is that a Nerf gun?
It was me.
Anything.
Oh, no.
What am I doing?
The nightcourts.
I mean, uh, let me make you something to watch.
more clips yeah this is fun yeah any clips any cs clips look in discord next
you probably just click that discord it's got the info right I'm in here I'm
in here can you see yeah this is not something about the crowd like to use the
crowd my name is trying to get her from the crowd
how how did only know cuz he's shaking because they were doing this all this
event this event they're like I'm using this shit so wait is he shaking his head to like signal
to the crowd so he knows where uh this is called like cave um on ancient and he knows where to
say it's through the wall so he's like kind of wiggling his mouth there to see if the crowd
gives him like the confirmation that he's there all right brother's gotta be cool against that no
it should be right bro knows exactly the crowd's just having fun bro i already know that
I
So he knew for sure he was in that room because he was in that room somewhere exactly yeah wow
It doesn't have to worry about rent
I
Didn't get it though either way
I think there was an r6 crowd moment with nating from below this shit was stupid. I don't know. I don't know if I'm gonna find it on YouTube
I think it was in Brazil
Let me see
If I could find this I don't think so
Maybe not no
Wow proud cheating is really big in in CS like really big. Oh my god
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
Let's keep watching that video.
Sorry.
I'm trying to find this one specific.
You're good.
You're good.
You mentioned that one before.
I want to see what it looks like.
Dude, he was under the floor and the crowd was like, uh, and then when he put the nade
under the guy's body, the guy was like, ah, and then he just threw the nade and the guy
got blown up through the floor.
Oh, the Gabriel Legion who were looking at him and it's about just hitting this A site.
They would love to have a Molly right here, Towson, throwing his smoke through the top
of connector.
Oh, this is fun.
When you're flanking gold, you can't flank as a crowd first out.
Oh yeah, oh my god, that actually sucks.
I'm actually gonna go to your flank and then the crowd's like, ah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
As the entry happens.
To the second turn.
That is so unbearable.
That's soaking a spot.
And Alexi knows, though.
Like, who knows who's gonna know because of the crowd.
But if I was in the crowd, that'd be so fun.
You just get a beer you just get a beer and
You till available the complexity as well, but it's not really gonna come down to that is if we can see siren on that timing
Is really are running to a couple of CT's he's trying to
That's just low key be illegal. I'm not gonna go make it
I'm trying to be that look at some point if big you guys think it should be allowed or not allowed
What do you guys think? I don't know. We're not allowed. What do you guys think?
The game is starting. No, it isn't bro. Shut up
Guys this game is never gonna happen this game is never gonna fucking happen
I'm out of not allowed
some crabs call up positions janks like the little yellow predict positions for
like the fan favorite team but I hope it oh no no no perfect timing for Jason to
arrive he knew it gets the second kill out of it as well cow is damaged up the
world slow down taps and hurt a couple of steps oh there are three girls
I
Okay, if I was
He would have had four kills. Oh my god
He must have went from fully erect to half chopped to flaccid. Yeah, but like that could be a top play ever
You know, I mean
This kind of sucks, bro
See see
She wants to just go in there and start
Dude, I think that should kind of not be allowed. I sort of want to ask one thing about that
I feel like that should not be allowed now
Game starting in two minutes. Okay. The chat is pretty keen on this
It's like this is like just some filler clips
So the game is actually starting in two minutes chat. Don't fuck with me. Don't yank my chain here
Chat don't yank my chain here watch CS trash talk
Go to everybody let me say
Apex? Who's that?
Vitality player, Vitality. Yeah, he's been winning everything, but he's on Zywuz's team.
I had information on what's on it. I knew where you were. I'm being sorry.
Oh, that's what happened to his watch.
Yeah, I think so. True.
Is he fresh?
Four kills!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You missed, Ziva! You missed, you missed this guy, yo!
Oh!
Oh
Something about saving
Is now be just like the team of CS bro, like do they have like the most turn it like most majors like how do you mean?
No, no, uh, Navi now like not as fancy or Navi. Um, they had simple right?
Hmm. I think they won. I think my Tati probably one of the most by Tati as most
That is that it gets like a different era to hear
It's actually good for a bit. Not easy for a bit
Apex is
We don't say
oh they cut it off they cut it off come on replay the good of it oh dear running out of time running
out of runway but spinks gets two kills out of nowhere if he finds his third maybe there's a shot
but zywoo go fight baby go fight yeah go fight he's our ideal too oh lordy
what's this is this mouse i think mouse or something mouse yeah yeah i just mean it's a great
Very round of shit talking about it.
They swin, they swin or do they lose?
Think they won.
God, Spiggs almost saved it.
You knew it was coming though for me.
Oh yeah.
You knew it was coming, especially after Spiggs kills him.
Sit inside zombie.
Oh damn.
Yep, it's fine.
Good job, Dan.
Bullet.
No.
That's the one.
Yeah.
Robbs, quick turnaround over in middle low and it's just body.
Low on health in this 1B2.
They know where he is.
They've been boxed there.
It's nice and easy for Flames!
Woohoo!
It's a bit disingenuous, isn't it?
Hey, Spurgy, how many global elites are there in this game?
Oh, I don't know. See, the global elite thing doesn't matter that much.
It's not like SSL and Rock of the Rock.
Nah, nah, I would say the facet level 10 thing matters more.
There's like tens of thousands of them.
Like a lot.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And also being facet level 10 in NA is like shit compared to being facet level 10 in EU, to be honest.
Excuse me, yes, yes, clip.
Have you seen that clip? Which clip? Which clip? The XCC one? But this might be the funniest clip I've ever seen.
I don't think I've watched it. Prepare your butthole. Oh, it's in there.
What? My fault. No, no, no. Open your eyeballs dude. Enjoy it.
What the fuck did Squishy just say, bro? Alright, alright. Can you see?
yeah hit him spam
gross or opfp
I'll get him oh no
why is his name goblin
I think there's one in Z care care I'm sitting in the smoke
I'm gonna I'm gonna molly them okay I just got Molly
I think they molly me wait his teammate doesn't know
where did your molly in? I didn't throw it yet, wanna me throw it? yeah okay I'm
blind they just fucking threw it.
fucking perfect flash I mean
these guys like know right where I'm at
bro okay that that is... bro I have a hard time throwing the flashes dude like I
I don't know. They're fucking not easy
He mollied us, he made flash, he made them team kill us, he made the same click.
What are you talking about?
Oh my god. Yeah, that is bad, bro. Wait, let me set trajectory of the model ago. Let me see.
You care, care, care. I'm sitting in this spot. I'm gonna, I'm gonna mollied them.
Bro, how's that not going through? If he has to arc it more like up here?
Yeah, also he ran, he run, he run throughout it. So it goes a little bit. There's actually a different one.
goes lower I just got Molly I think they
mullied me when you run for it goes
fast I don't know yet only what yeah
okay I'm doing no high fucking perfect
he didn't see that ass kill me the kill
feet guys so Jesse's the guy that's
talking pretty sure you can't work where
I'm at okay someone said would read your
Is XQC good at CS or no?
Like, what did you do good in the tournament, you think?
Dude, Richie's pretty good.
Have you seen him play?
I was watching him play last night.
Whole chat saying no.
Richie's 20K on Premier.
Richie's?
Wait, wait, what does that mean, 20K on Premier?
That's like, it's like you're speaking like generally to me.
That's probably like second or third highest rank
in like matchmaking.
And then face it at probably be like, I don't know,
like level eight, maybe.
I'm excited to see spoi play. I think Klex was like globally, bro. It's gonna be a fun ass tournament
And bucky added bucky right here saying this out. Yes. Yes. I added bucky the game is not fucking starting shut the fuck up
You guys set up for an hour now. Look
They're gonna pick me and pick men's
Second team individual so team B here while we got a pick-and-game one is dust really sure the benefit you choose to be
Watch for me so you get the final ban. Yeah
Situation it doesn't matter as much also
It's nice for your map to be the second one because on your opponent's will it gets warmed up
You know if you have a slow start in the second one is your map. What are they saying?
Yeah
Wait
Have you seen the Summit clip?
Look up 1g, look up 1g mollo, look up 1g mollo, that's like legendary, bro.
Holy lore.
Nine years ago?
That's the backpity, it's Contra to trade out a gun, suddenly finding another one, Jason R trades it back, and now it's-
Wait, Summit was a pro?
I feel like he was subbing for this team, someone can correct me if I'm wrong, I feel like he was subbing, but...
So sure stand in stand in there. Yeah, stand in
Something that's still insane in bro. Tell me in the 1v1 to try and close this out against ugly fucking playing it aggressively
No, that's it
We'll close out not number one 16 to 11. Oh
wait
What
No, so what's up?
No, what happened?
Oh no, it's Summoned! No!
He's showing off his stat track, Karambit, Doppler, very bad.
He was like celebrating, looking at his team. He didn't realize that Molly was up.
Like, go back to the clip when he hits the final kill.
Go even further back.
Like, when he's like looking at his team.
He gets the kill and looks at his team, he goes right toward the ball.
Closeout, not the whole 16 to 11.
Wait, so him dying is really bad because he loses all of his money kind of thing?
No, but they're about to win the game. He's on splice, so he has to defuse the bomb.
He killed the last T, he just had to defuse the bomb they would have won.
WOULD THEY LOST THE ROUND?
They lost the round because of that.
They would have won the game. The game would have been done.
He killed the last guy, he just has to go to the bomb and defuse.
Yeah, cause it was 15-11, but then it went to 15-11.
That's it! That's right!
We'll close out, we have no one!
16-11!
Oh, wait!
And then they lost the game after by the way Jakes.
They lost the game.
They lost the game.
They lost the game.
Wait don't do the walk out.
Fuck it.
I like it.
Where's the goal?
Ow!
Does he have more ardent than you think or not?
I have to go trash then.
I don't know.
I haven't seen him in.
I haven't seen him in.
This guy never smiles, he's not six guys, he's walking out and eating everything.
He's locked, turn a lock.
Cheer is their offer to sound the way they're offered.
Very clear.
Interesting.
So okay, does every pro team have like a designated offer?
Yes, yeah, one offer per team.
But sometimes there's like a hybrid player that can end off.
That's because you don't want to like split up your money to where your two people trying to use off.
Potatoes with you guys on the couch as far as
The pizza is on screen Yankee
It's just already like
There's always a conversation to be had right like Chad dog is tiny bro like he's tiny
For the side of team spirit, but honestly Alex for this one. I don't think the maps even matter all that much
I think spirits is just a much better squad
at the moment right their ceiling is obviously higher with the players that
they have the likes of Vong, Shiro and the rest of them. Yeah this was a long break between them.
Very experienced at this stage. It was like an hour, it was like an hour.
And as we said they don't choke. We're gonna get a bang. They don't choke and when
that's the case you can't really hold on their downfall if you're a Stralisker.
You just need to go out there and beat them and I think this is a craft. It's probably a few of our people.
In its timeline just doesn't have enough for in the tank to get that done
It's a huge test and I mean you do you do you could mention sheer with consistent the other guy points with consistent
For the strollers is don't for it's like you you can go in any game and be like okay
What happens if don't isn't here in this game like what just happens if yeah, but he's not feels like it would shut down
But he's here more like he's so consistent
That I see every pro use that every fucking event. What is that shit? It's got good like no less chance
So you had time to really come up with something that's good noise-canceling but they can still cheat with the crowd
Because jinx you still feel the vibration
It's not even like the sound
Really for anyone
30 say you swear to God perhaps the box Tina was like 35. I swear like not long ago. What now right now?
I think you're laughing I can't
Indicate a certain result coming in
Concentrated in what don't give them shiro in in different time
I
Carribean carribean carribean who is carribean who is that?
Who is that?
He's up face. I'm sure out of here, bro. He's on face with I yelling for forever
Somebody said 45 know the fuck he wasn't show me a 45 year old CS bro. I'll get a tattoo on my ass
Show me a 45 year old CS bro with how
Oh, Staren, yabba would be playing alive though.
I can replicate that.
Oh, crap, oh, crap.
Might have a fight.
I'm going to be honest, in C, it leaves you faster.
I'm not even going to hold you.
Wait, look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
He's flashing and warm up, bro.
Look at these guys.
They're spawn camping and warm up.
Look at them.
Look at them.
Look at the moves here.
See, even though his air is so straight.
Because this is going to map specifically on Dust 2.
See, when there's maps where you're going to see Doc fully
unleashed.
Like he throws everything into this map. He does
Just have to be careful
Get them on a hat by first of all donkeys always gonna get his own a want to join right now. Yeah, he's a big ugly
Careful about playing
Because if they get that bomb down and then donkeys like elbow me the make a fighting it's almost
It's not the best scenario for you really in a way so you might have to be somewhat more aggressive not let them get to that
What's the Star Wars thing?
I don't know who Glasha By Steps is, I don't know who that is
Oh they're starting, they're starting
Oh my god, they're in
T-Stuff, what is that flash?
I'm already missing, what is that?
It's a default like mincemeat, they have to throw right there, right there
Lens mid-door
Oh my god, it's gonna be heading towards a bit of a mid-thrash
Well well well well well well well well
Oh no!
Let's go!
I'm happy that we're on a map that you know, bro. That's fucking true.
That's what I told Squishy. I know this. That's it.
That's all table notes that all learn from the gold, bro.
Alright? Check this out.
Don't get the best on pistol, Jinzy. Watch this.
It's all about the movement. All about the mini-punches.
Don't clap.
Wait.
He's got a triple.
What is that?
He's the one with the phone right in front of that face.
Yo, Fizzy is not the gold, bro.
He's a good player, but...
That's Donk's adoratious.
I like it.
We were watching Highlights before this to get immersed, Oney.
I believe what I just saw, and correct me if I'm wrong,
but Donk's trying to walk through the smoke there, right?
Just trying to walk through and catch him off guard, yeah?
Look at this guy. Look, look, look.
Now on the replay.
through the smoke while jumps so the guy can't hit the headshot, you know what I mean?
Jump through and he's always pushing.
But if he jumps, isn't he inaccurate though? If he jumps, that guy's forward.
Yeah, me, he's just trying to, he's just trying to better the aim because there was two people coming.
One jumps out, the other one goes a normal boom, they try to fuck, they, they're cross-airs in all places, you know what I mean?
Well, well, well.
I'll get into the sauce right now, right?
Tech 9's in round two.
Astralis is ass, bro!
Sorry, I don't think Astralis is ass.
I'm not a member of the team.
I'm sitting in my game.
Oh, absolutely.
First person actually my favorite team to watch probably spirit bro probably big plan the German team probably now
Yeah, Jinxie you're basically watching bro, whatever you want to put it
You're watching that guy
Smokes?
Bro, cross is smoking a lot.
Like more than glasses.
You're not only just one, Yabi.
Yes.
Shit.
Donk?
No.
Okay, okay.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
Donk may be nervous because you're watching.
I'm not joking.
Bro, Donk doesn't know that I'm watching.
Nice control.
Just tapping away, realizing he didn't have the ammunition to go for the spray.
Magics is left.
Just don't do this.
No, he's right behind us.
No.
All right.
Um...
That was a forced bite.
Kinda?
He's a Russian kid, right?
He's like, how old is he right now?
19?
Come on, don't leave me up!
He has some sense of English?
He can communicate with him, yeah?
So that's all contrast.
This is sick.
I talked with him before, he's funny, man.
He's squishy, everybody said Zen barely speaks English.
And then, dude, when he was on the screen, he said perfect English.
I know, I know.
We'll see only one win on my...
I love this angle! I love this angle!
This is my favorite angle in the game!
What, a D-goal?
That dude is...
This is awesome!
Oh my god, bro.
He did hit him, though.
I think we would have hit the hatch up on that line.
We would have hit that bro.
Jhinx, do you seriously think you have to get off Youtube for a co-streaming role?
Oh yeah!
Careful, careful, careful.
You have to go offline on Youtube.
That's the one thing.
Oh shit!
Else your Youtube will get striked.
I'm not joking.
Oh my god!
Yes, be careful.
Check it out. Just want to have a temperature Jason Moses a tool classic. I just want to pistol and convert. Are you good?
I have a few good now. I just I just maybe tell you what to edit out the last 10 minutes. I'm not joking like
It's usually you have big job right now. No kills can't I can explain you why later and there's trouble now for a stroll
It shouldn't be trouble. I should I cut it I cut it
Get away with murder
So one thing about magazine see he got kicked he got brought back he got kicked he got brought back
That guy has been through it bro. He's funny a cell. It's the big guy, right? He's funny a cell
He's cool as hell. He streams sometimes super chill guy, bro
No
Yes, bro, they thought they would play better without him so they kicked him and put him on the bench
Then he was sad he started streaming and then they brought him back because they weren't winning anything
What is this? What is that line up?
Long door, long door.
Now this is my type of angle.
Sit on the up like a chug.
Wait, what is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
Docs 03. Oh my god.
That's a weird start.
Because of it.
Oh Doc is in the up.
Oh yeah.
Can't get the day deep enough so the offer does get away.
The offer does get away.
Rosie brought down low, but no one's down.
We haven't won a single round, so I'm not going to lie.
G-Z is using your case like a spad.
If you're a G-Sports like a spad, oh, hell no.
Damn, it's a long game.
Long game.
Doc's going to turn this around, bro.
I thought they had him lost.
I don't know where he goes.
Like, he understands it.
I don't know where he's at.
This is.
G-Z, I'm going to quiz you a question, all right?
If you get this right, you're going to buy enough time.
Do you know why we won't dunk on the T side, though?
Do you know why?
Timing but the BDF had told very strong
Yes, because one shot hatch up all I need to go to fucking aiming
Yes
Look at this Jinxie right now. The goat is speaking. I'm not joking chat always calls me a glazer
But they don't send this guy right here looks like a professor from the fucking Netflix series
He is the ghost every single second of his 30 second time out is fucking facts
He doesn't stop talking look at his mouth right on everyone shuts up on the team even don't
There's too clear. Holly is the fucking goat. I can show you some clips later, bro
Where where the comms got leaked where Holly talks it sounds like a fucking like him preparing the troops you and the 3d60
I'm not joking bro. She knows the tactical part the motivational part the fucking psychology all of it, bro
There's levels to coaches and he is the goat
Hally and blade Hally and blade are the goat coaches, bro Sonic as well, but right now he's on a little bit of a band owner
Yeah, way more away. How old is busy this guy looks like he's 40.
What?
Bad genes, bad genes.
Don't internet, 9.
Oh my god, it's 40, it's 40.
This is so cooked already.
One thing you have to know about Dong Jin C is one HB and B is literally mid control.
One thing you have to know about Dongjin, see who may see it today.
He shows his emotions.
When he loses, he's fucking tilted as hell, bro.
He has posted crazy shit up the losses of his Telegram where I was like, run a KMS basically
in game, right?
Like, those losses, they hit him, bro.
He needs to win, bro, at all costs.
So even though he's low as HP, he's still the first guy, what the fuck?
I think I win this. I think I win this. You're off. You're off. Don't get one and five.
You're gonna get one? No. This is really bad.
Oh my god. Let's get the side here. Quick. Flip side. Fuck.
Does money reset on sides? Does money reset on sides?
Does money reset on sides? Yes. Yes. Yes. Does money reset on sides?
You do pistol round. Like when you swap to from T to C, you go pistol round.
Lovely perfomance
And we had in around six spirits
The best of three though, that's right, I can figure that
They can come up and get it shit on is really bad
I mean man, yeah, we've got to be kicked in now.
So taking the time for the buy-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a,
short for short, but all the way around,
do they pick based on like what,
does it seem bad out or is it like,
how does that look?
Um, yeah, we include that in our strategy sometimes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
100%.
Well, I love that we're all like,
we're all come from eSports, bro.
And this is like, I'm happy like,
boys like this is your first week in CS games,
I'm happy as hell, bro.
Yes.
Like to have some new flash and as well,
like we're all, we've all been in these situations.
My first e-games.
yeah we're all in the back up
yeah we're all in the back up
yeah we've all been in pro games
bruh
think it's just squishy onay what the
fuck are you saying
you took that ball out you took that ball out
i've coached before jingsy i've coached before
like extra
one four
yes you were
you were
don't show on the clip look at my shot
i've been the whole time
Jumping up trying to mount everything you can Google it. You can Google it
Yo, don't judge my shots, right?
Oh
like
One and six are for dog is like so rare if you like
They're they're five in a game usually best of five is like the standard
7 is like grand finals
now this guy is gonna go back
he's gonna go short
and who's your dog?
like who's the gold?
uh Zen
well
go
no
I don't know
who won the most and who like the best players
it's two different things
but like
they're both French players
Zen
actually the sweetest player won the most
turbo pulse
but uh
Zen is the best like
individual
what's coming like you can do a lot
they're a real kid
oh grab bro
oh grab
he's like our dog
a lot of randomness today
Right and something I know that sounds like a positive thing and they're doing like different backs different eras
Bro, what type of recency bias shit is that saying mass? What does he just want brother?
Brother that is fucking recency bias bro. It's Zen
Right, you just need to get a read on what your opponents are trying to do
Yes
Why maybe not?
Yeah, it's a smile on his face after the rounds that he's had.
Hey, I'm glad we gave him those extra 20 minutes to warm up.
Have I said no? Have I said no?
Okay, okay, I'll just make an intro. I would feel bad if he ended that.
No, no, no.
I'll go back, I won't be too late.
Second time on Hell in the Mind.
Yo, 6-0, what the fuck is this? We came here?
We are all here to watch the DUNC show and we're getting fucked.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, JG.
I'm not joking about that.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
No problem.
But every Goldjump box was the worst one possible.
You watched your first game possible and didn't say the worst one possible.
What is this?
And DarkSlamming like a link from the show.
Who I am, this is what happens.
I've been like straight out of depression.
Like I don't know, bro.
I went to watch DUNC.
He's fucking 6-0.
I don't know.
I don't know.
She farst tried this one, Ron.
She farst tried this one.
Maybe it works.
Yeah
Yeah
This time and we just fell off the lip the angler shiro approached
You get that scary time and start dropping up the box on use the smoke isn't complete check the skins by the way
So you see that shed? Yes, I've been looking I've been looking
Yep
Oh no, oh no, I just realized something.
Yo, this is a 13-0, Jinxie?
Nah, this is a 13-0, I will be pissed, bro.
Every time when I watch a game, bro, I say when 13-0, I have to do a game with it, bro.
Now you have to do one as well for your chat, I'm not joking, bro.
If 13-0, Jinxie, 13-0's don't happen, bro.
We have to all gift like 100 gifts to Torch, that's something.
I'm sorry to have you involved in this, but this is a rule of conduct.
two kills from stare on top exactly go exactly round eight here we go look at
this angle god he's lost
you can hear you can hear dude don't keep saying it's lower but I think it's so
hard to pull don't give us a setup with yabbi playing behind the house with how
they're playing I think they're anti-slaying doc like they're playing
forward don't like to turn into you gonna fuck don't get down you see that
Oh fuck they have the same.
I got traded, yeah.
Don't get too innate! I swear he knows you're watching bro!
2-in-8!
How was it playing this tournament?
Take the fight you know about, now Herczy again!
Oh what?
It's being watched.
He's gotta be careful about the timing this time.
Good! No L though.
He didn't wait for the flash from his teammates
which would have been the better play.
Now finally, around to the next game.
guy's face he's like inside his monitor and this is why hooks he's waiting for
this to come out of the previous is because he's actually in the center of the
thought he's have to commit to something before he's gonna have that
opportunity to slide out long now yet budging stare and CT spawned real at
the B bomb site their lineups are actually like crisp their lineups are
so good oh the smoke the native I've just got to
Fuck everything.
Careful, this is TS2 baby.
Oh, timing.
Wow, he lived.
I just said he's running to be on the real.
Nice.
15 seconds, cleansing.
Bomb down.
He's in a pretty good spot.
They don't have a small
Seven of one Brazil
Eighth attempted off the back, we're going two for one, and I don't know, are we feeling a comeback here?
What are we feeling?
100% off.
Dog is going to activate lead, what's this?
Wait, you're granted 3E individual timeouts through a singular map?
Or is that the whole series?
Yeah. What an idea.
And you get extra on OT.
But not able to complete the frag, so a timeout forced from the Astralis side as they talk things over and their conversation is a little bit scary.
Dare we see a comeback here?
to get into the game. Astralis want to find a way to keep this run going. I don't know how much that
is now. Back in the day it was hard to keep this run going. 10-5.
Moving on to the observation I noticed about Dust2 and maybe I'm completely wrong and I'm a toddler,
but I feel like it's really hard to move on. What's the side where you spawn in the tunnel,
under the bridge. What side is that?
Or another bomb?
I'm sorry, CT.
CT, I feel like it's hard to move as a CT.
Like, you can't really move anywhere.
I don't know.
Yeah, I just want to defend like 2B, 2A, 1M.
You know me, you feel me?
Yeah.
Got a lot of utility early this CT side.
You just wait.
Yeah.
Some utility is going to be stacked up in CT spawn for the NA.
Chad, what do we think?
What rank and jinx do you reach in CS?
That's exactly where speed is going.
Because now, like, you learn a lot, right?
Like, when watching this,
if you actually absorb it like a sponge,
Yeah, okay. Oh
There is no copper
Don't with entry just do that
Wait you're gonna play
I'll probably be the worst captain.
Wait, you're a captain.
I'm gonna make it to where like, wait, let's watch this round really quick.
Alright.
One before.
Wait a minute, here's coming back.
One more.
So like it's like he's got it's a draft right it's a draft so basically I'm gonna do it to where
The worst of a player you are the better draft picks you get like the earlier your picks are in the better player
You are the worst your picks on does that make sense? I?
See when do when do I get to pick?
On a are you better or worse than squishy?
Squishy offensive turn right
I don't know, I feel like I'm going to be a bitch.
I'm just trying to say the word over here.
I made me words.
If we keep it real real.
I don't want to get swapped to a controller because I have to be first.
I'm not going to lie.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm trying to catch Donkoff.
Okay, okay, okay.
There's no camera blow up.
Did you know who you want to pick first?
Do you already know?
No.
I don't know.
I think it's Boit maybe.
I think it's Boit.
He's coming up to the killing after seeing the AWP up there too.
I think it's Boit's a cap.
Yeah, no.
I don't think it's Boit.
I don't think it's Boit.
It's Captain.
I don't know. There's a lot of good players. There's a lot of terrible players.
He's probably the best in the tournament.
Stay safe and alive into the mid-round.
I didn't know that he was like, nasty.
Yo, look at Magic's health. Look at...
Bro, he's just on the fucking road.
Bro, Donk just keeps getting robbed.
This is kind of crammed.
Wait, what's Donk again?
Bro, Donk keeps getting robbed.
Yo, we need to see a cam on fucking Donk right now
because I'm telling you right now he's fucking fucking stolen, bro.
I'm saying all the three in ten bam
It's also every time spirit use the lurk smoke from B. They were doing something
I'm sorry don't dying wanted to make a play
Get away with his life
Uh, but it's a crossfire
He's not gonna be there to support Ryu and most of his
From beat tunnel stare has to deal with this now stare and yabbi
They're have to get back to the B bomb site and support or otherwise pick up mid
Oh, there's so many close by the hole, nice to know.
Look at this, is this it?
Cross me, that's it!
Magix 1v3 to left.
Five seconds, not to stick it.
Fizzy, Fizzy!
Ah, got the plant off of my head.
That's a proud of Brody.
Yo, this is dope.
It's gonna kill you.
This is a shot, bro.
talking about but you know what happened that brown for team spirit like don't
be supposed to sort of get it wrong you know what those green things are
jing seep yes it is a wave really if the one e-sports where players are allowed
to wave that's why CS is the smallest bro in this fall yes the tournament they
provide the waves because they were pros who laced their waves so they play
better bro but now they have to provide them so they just have these like
Uniform green ones, but it depends on the organizers at last the blue at PSL
Are you interested in playing
Bro the announcement is three and ten
Yeah expecting dog to have 20 kills, bro
67 minus one HP already as well, bro. This is bad
I didn't do the thing I didn't do it though
I don't know. I don't see the height.
Don't look at your skin.
Yo, don't say that.
No, no, no, no.
It's an unlucky game, bro.
No, Fizzy is not the goal, bro. I'm sorry, Fizzy.
Fizzy, chill, bro.
We're not shifting the history book space on this one map.
Oh, hell no, bro.
Fizzy is just arping him in the face.
He's not going to jump.
just walking in mid
She ever really wants this kill
Fucking saving look at the crowd boing now go max volume
They need to get into the bomb site. I look see just by being a presence
I'm not gonna say he won the round, but he's a big impact and why this round times out
The plan for tea sides of spirits who walls around but Jinxie and
Squishy the guns that they have right now like some of these weapons that they have they were like
50k, 100k, right?
100k, 100k, $300, $250,000
None of the pros, most of the pros don't own this guy
Jason down right?
Most of the pros don't own those game pages
and borrow them from people you know?
I'm good
Noooo, come, come, come, come
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come
He had to do something
He's on his head, this is such a cool- he's work-
Bro, he's on his head balancing
What?!
What type of fighting is this?
this that's so cute the way you say it like I'm no weird shit but I swear that's
good what it's like I don't know it's like it's like because for us it's like
so normal you know but it's like yeah I think that is supposed to do in the
chan anything guys please wake up you know I'm a little bit alive come on you
can't use any more come on dog needs to say with these ones on the second half
we need a way don't say full HP but only on a good reason why I'm gonna get
this time there's no need to make out of chillin and CT spawn keep in the middle
of the screen on us this time he's dedicated himself to the A bomb site
come on dog that made bomba the big hey G grenade magic
through CT that's not the expected
you're also not the maps that's made on donk
oh donk oh my god
i was gonna get up frizzy again
then i'm gonna get up
nice donk
come on donk
i have the feeling i'm not gonna lie
please 25 seconds donk
like that
freeze the xbox
20 seconds
20 seconds
he gets the all but you're right here we go
don't you got three more kills to get don't get on to the asian see some
You see it? Oh my god
Oh, this is not a good look bro
It is feel free, but again, it's fucking that was dust to cheese side bro
They did the halfway has the AK and at the net where we may be the best
The map big to you
What's happening right now?
There's always a break in between
So at 12, there's always a half-time break, you know
I see. Now the guys are gonna flip
Yeah
Bro, I'm gonna be honest. Look at them. I'm gonna keep it a month, bro. Fizzy is
Taking this team
Bending them over the table. Oh my god
giving them back shots with no lubricant well look at them they look like they saw a ghost man
brother physics is gonna drop 20 bro don't sad oh no this is like kind of a catastrophe
maybe angry donk will like go crazy though
yeah in tournaments bro stompin would always play better right after he screamed at his team
Bro, but I just feel like kind of what I'm seeing is like, Fizzy just has an AWP and everyone
just walks into him.
I don't really know what else to say.
That is my analysis of this game so far.
He has an AWP, he holds an angle for extended periods of time, people walk into him, chest
shot, dead.
That's all I've seen so far.
Yo, that usually doesn't happen, I swear bro.
Like that shit that Zybu does, but not Fizzy bro.
Not Fizzy against Dunk.
You've heard about Zybu, right?
Yes, I've heard about Zybu ever.
He has like he wins a lot of tournaments, wins a lot of shit.
He has the most MVPs. It always used to be simple, right?
Like most valuable player awards. It always used to be simple, bro.
But I will overtook him recently.
And yeah, simple is fighting his way back into the big leagues right now.
He's going from tier two to tier one, like trying to, you know.
Open up games for good luck.
How is a case gonna help dog flavor?
What does that even mean, bro?
How is that gonna help?
So they get like a two minute break between splits.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
Okay, who's your go in CS?
Simple, don't.
But I will also, Matt.
You have to pick one though.
Okay, go is greatest of all time, bro.
You can't pick three.
Who is your go?
Okay.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
I can't pick one I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I there's so many people that I love bro
I love JL. I love I love
Don't say who simple I can't I can't
The pre the pre one person that is that is a lot of people don't have on the gold list
But should be as well bro see his goal was around for how many years bro fucking over a decade right and that's only one
One pro squishy and Jinxie who has made it to every single major but not just made it to every single major
But also qualified to the legend stage. Yes, I'm one like five or something
But he's qualified to every single major
He's been around for like ten years of majors, bro always been at the top. That's so insane so consistent
What is the pre bro the pre remember us name, bro?
You know I'm not saying a solace is to have like a like the goat team like back in the day like he was on that team Jinx
I was just talking to myself and he and he's dangerous
He's a bad not too bro lovely guy
Come on hook seer so close
Alright full reset pistols
Let's see
They go a lot of different ways there
Reset reset
Come on
Oh wait they're flashing for dog
with the dualies jinx your favorite gun the pistols hope dies last come on
don't keep going come on don't keep going right to my favorite side it's like
Rosie coming up with the bomb he's gonna go towards short don't gonna start
getting the drill as well you can imagine he's gonna want to throw his hat in
the ring in this one if he can start a comeback somebody with the flash the
I said show up
See him that's the bomb spotted for you once again backs off. He really hasn't wanted to do any anything to do with these
Engage is safe. Everything's fine. So look at this
Always gonna miss this nine
Oh my god, nothing!
Yo, this is game if we lose this!
Juventure!
When Stan's ready for them to double swing through the doors,
Insta two on two, and this is a high stakes one.
You really can't let this game go!
Oh my god, they're so on point right now though.
Muggins trying to, Muggins.
I have a critique, I have a critique, bro.
I have a critique.
Why drop off the box? I understand.
He saw you.
Ali is pissed!
Yeah, he's pissed around.
Bro, why jump off the box?
What are you, a pussy?
He saw you, you saw him.
Pre-fire him, bitch-ass.
As soon as you jump off the box, look, he gets cornered.
He gets cornered.
Don't jump off the box.
That was very pussy.
That was so pussy.
I'm not gonna lie.
This is, we would have won that, Jinx.
I'm not gonna lie.
That's what I'm saying.
I would have won that.
She's trolled.
She's trolled.
He can't pre-fire.
Oh.
You should have not been on that box, bro.
Pre-firing's not that good in this game?
see you know from now with that gun though I'm okay so if you have like a
spray gun you know see if it lands well cuz what he spots it makes you
just swing and like I just think dropping into the quarter is just a
couple of rounds to rule that
looks like he's gonna be charging me
and up the output
where is he going?
nice nice nice
4v3 4v3
he's here he's here
yes!
1v4
1v4
crazy comeback
crazy comeback
we've done shit like that before
What do you do with your Astralis? We have this conversation all the time
You know, do you want to force play here because you're saving in the next round?
You just want to save money because you have a huge lead
The problem is I keep with the lost bonus. You can't save you don't have enough money to buy the next one
Yeah, so
I want to buy, but leave some money in the bank
I know Brazilian
Yeah, you seed Brazilians run the game
You win every tournament
And then every time they want to run, they all go
BAM!
Right?
Yeah
Yeah, I'm a boy that's the rounds with no plan that only gives them 4300 plus come on 11 the three come back
Fuck if we ball it's not ideal show them dog. So yeah, this was absolutely necessary
That's not saying for team spirit. You know what you can do
You just put fun and nothing to these magics had the extra smoke
I mean taking a short taking a kill only gonna use your just coming through that CT smoke
That's a bit sad
Honestly, whoever was the Thomas player that just died that probably the round was over
The fuck is asking the crowd to be cheating?
The fucking cheater!
Did you see what he was just doing JC?
That's the crowd signal I researched back ten minutes ago, so let's see
Did they do that in Siege?
Yes, it's bullshit and annoying
NOOOOO
Bro, you're 18 and 7, what did you want to do?
Bro, you want to fucking drop a 30 bomb to this one?
What is this?
I was asking the crowd at 18 and 7, 11 and 3
here inside the A bomb site, go come on job, fuck em!
Magic time towards the wall.
Fight the crowd, have no doubt.
Have not seen this yet.
Really hard to see.
Who's your dealer, break that, here we go, shoot!
Nice!
Oh!
Two heads.
Drop the bombs.
We might see a combat war.
I'm not a good hold you.
I'm not in a right, can't help asking the crowd, bro.
Get that one kill.
Floreless!
Floreless after asking the crowd.
Two hits of headshots on the walkout, sure.
to ask in the crowd, bro, still seven rounds of a lead to
right. That is the first time I've seen a 5v5 with 40
seconds left. This team, so that first time round, I think, is
going to tell us a lot about where this game is headed. I
was always going to say that Astralis doesn't plant in this
round. Fuzzi, you janked me off, but the glass cannon,
which is something you really want to do. So yeah, this is an
11 for Nico, but let's say the first time he could get an
off the score might be 11-7 holy come back holy come back
oh yeah they have no they have no guys explain that to me out of eco explain
that they have no money so they just stack yeah they're broke they can't find
So just like trying to get a kill together to get a gun and see what they could do
But it's just like kind of like a throwaway around some teams even use it as like a time all right on a like
Wait there's no economy no you just pick your gun
They're back by so much. You can't really
I think it is a little bit of a
systems from knowing the money situation on
Astralis and that they won't have every
single piece of utility. Guys, I don't want to say this.
I think it's a little bit of a
it was a lie but it's too proud. I don't know.
They're kind of coming back.
They're kind of coming back.
Don't chase it because now it's full by low QV.
Only one the pistol and one the fall up and then
they just get all like then.
That's a good bomb.
They're watching dog. They're watching dog.
Oh
Where the haters in the check that say the dumb can't all check
They're gonna be able to get some safety up on short
And
Let's just pull out an AK
Let's see happy to play it slow. Doesn't want to execute through utility wants them to burn as much nades as possible
We have three fights on the right side though this can be nice
Okay, okay, okay
They don't just think about saving, they look at the romp, and you back bang bang bang
Don't check in for the romp, you don't want to be found
Ah, this is really bad
Which is...
Don't think we can learn?
Wait, wait, wait, my timing, my timing is wrong
Oh, put Jinx, push you now, and we can recon
Yeah, I think so too, and I think so too
You just think you could be taken here, that's all I'm saying
Because...
It's because they tilt it bro, it's because they tilt it
To us it's so easy right now, because they're not
Oh
No
Even there's even now there were three players there and
Because like two of his teammates died they have full site control that is flushing the site and he can't really do anything
That's kind of tilting now. He had no control over the loss of it around. That's pretty tilting
Yeah
How is she gonna protect his
Let's stop typing JC curse. I'm not like cursing dog, bro. It's one fucking game
And he always has the option of falling back towards long he has a teammate
to get close to that smoke didn't seem like he did it instantly
as if he did, but Astralis just decided to go through it
I'm out of the canning
he caught him in the middle of nowhere
that's how they did it
it's so hard to do it
I don't know before it pops so that he can actually check that
easy to do it
well hit round from Astralis
I don't think anyone's gonna kill this game
all of Astralis
one of this quarter final series
seven chances to put spirit back against the wall
with the finish on the line
Who do you mean?
It's a simple, like on that cross.
I feel like simple hit that shot on mine.
Yeah, it's a long one.
It's a long one.
They're the go-to though.
Yeah.
Phoni, what was like-
The craziest comeback you've ever seen.
PC3, Flash of the Tardis, absolutely perfect.
We're 12 all comeback, Loki.
No, I'm CS-Going crazy ones.
What's crazy about Kaleid to come back.
Oh my god.
He's one of them.
Wait, you see 12 of them?
He's the position of the other.
Oh, and face comebacks.
Yeah, 12-2 phase come back.
We've seen it all, we've seen it all.
Anything can happen, bro.
There's a smoke for CTs.
Hold on. He's gonna farm. He's gonna farm.
Here we go. 4v4. Jinx you lock in.
Flash in 4.
Don't...
Nice! One more!
NINE!
How does he miss that?
3v2.
Should be easy for our teammates, right?
Santex burning!
Oh no.
Oh, Fizzy.
Nice.
He missed?
Real catrish, bro. Mr. Rookie. Mr. Rookie.
He's too new, he's too new, NICE!
Lock him boys, lock him, that was half down on the channel bro.
I don't know.
I think, I think map 1 is pretty heavy over here.
No, it's not bro, lock him please.
Six rounds bro, I thought that was bad.
They guaranteed like one free throw out.
cap second but we just watched you know spirit's t-side and we didn't see any of
that perfect flash layering that's kind of what you on the couch Jason it's
more refined from Astralis these double flashes perfectly catch the two
much shorter setup more time than experience I feel yeah there's the
utility's been really good for Mr. Wallace thus far in this game we've seen
20 of Nate work is so dog. Oh, no. No
All right boys put the fries
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
How is someone popping off right now?
This has been a couple years ago
Here's another question, how often does Zonk even go negative?
How often? Oh my god he's tilted, he's fucking tilted
Look at Zonk, it's so rare they show his fucking live reaction bro
He's absolutely tilted
There's no way in, there's absolutely no way in
No, it happens so quick, sometimes he's gotta go back around
This is the old way to go back, this is a way to blow out
As far as we'd have to, I don't know
They could take their hands off the mouse and keyboard and win this round
That's what I'm saying
That's what I'm saying hold your horses
Conspiracy map is going down the guy just no time
13
Yo, this is a 2-0, I'm going to crash out
I think it's
Bro, like does he ever go six kills negative does that ever happen? I
Mean sometimes but really really well usually you see like when you I can send you this I can send you this
Well, let me see. I don't know if it's looking impressive right now. I can show you his past performances wait like the past
Yeah, yeah, you can see the stats
Let's see what we can for.
And then, gone.
It's in the way.
Chad, this is really bad.
Like, that was kind of a blowout.
A lot of the rounds weren't even really close either.
It's not like they won a bunch of 1v1s.
They were kind of just whiting them.
You mean sometimes it was negative?
Yeah, check this out. Boom.
Is it in Discord?
Yeah, yeah.
And you can see, like, so when you're in Discord,
Yeah, yeah, and you can see like so when you're in the green braw it means you did good
You know you basically means you did good if it's like 1.8 like this game
Five days ago. That's like GG. You took over the whole game. He went 26 and 16. You can see KD and rating you see
Okay, this is all donks stats here. Yes only donk only 15 and 15 26 and 16 12 and 10
23 and 13, 7 to 15, 22 and 11, 24 and 12, 13 and 9.
Brother, brother, in his last two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13.
Bro, in 13 of his last 14 games,
he either went neutral or better.
But there were times, Jinxie.
Oh my God, if you go to page two and look at the start,
bro, like there were times where he was just like,
domination, bro, domination.
23, oh my god, there's a game here where he went 16 kills positive, 17 kills positive.
Bro, he barely ever goes negative.
Wow, it's like less than 10% of his games he goes negative, or about 10% of the time
he goes negative.
Brother, 9 out of every 10 games he goes positive.
Holy shit, bro.
He rarely goes negative, dude. Of course, the first game I watched, the first ever game of Pro League I watched, brother, he goes positive like 90, I mean, it's rough math, but I'd say like 92% of the time, 91% of the time, he goes positive.
That's insane.
Oh, you can hear their console.
Dude, you know what I, like, you know what I noticed, One?
Yeah.
bro CS pro league rounds are like so fucking fast paced like for example in
siege it's really slow in CS it's very fast like the rounds you know we would
see like 5v5 30 seconds left it would end in like five seconds can all the
kills happen really seconds yeah in Siege is the opposite it's really slow
interesting I haven't seen a single game of pro siege
That's it, that's it.
Let's see if he's chasing me like an orange.
I can flash, I can flash.
Yeah, I can flash, I can flash when you get it.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
Two seconds, I'm coming now.
Have you ever played for Lauren Jinxy?
I've never played battle, I've never played battle.
FAS!
FAS!
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Are you going to try it at some point?
Yes, I will, I will.
Do you like battle or no?
Ah!
I don't know if I want to say it right now, bro.
Right now, that's the B spot and he's watching, you know?
No, I'm Jinxy, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.
I watched one tournament and I thought it was kind of fun, I asked my chat what I should play between CS and Valorant in like 80% of them said CS, so I just played CS, but I haven't played Valorant, I've never played Valorant.
He was going to make sure he wasn't going to miss the campsite.
Because they know ball, like Valorant, you know what's really cringe about Valorant, the one thing that actually made me mad, and it's not game play related.
Relatively just Jinxie
When I play CS bro the people that play CS they don't care if you're streamer
They don't care if you're fucking like a celebrity anything. They just want to win, bro
Sometimes you get stream snappers. Yes, when I was playing Valorant on stream Jinxie
I'm not kidding and I play on EU servers right and it's even worse
Bo every single game you had guys shouting out that which stream snapping you not even focusing on the game
just trying to like break their career by like soon stopping your game and that's
fine right like gamers game like that makes sense right like sure like shoot
your shot but in CS people don't care rumped in CS people play it to play it
I feel like well no one people just want to stream it call me nuts bro
every day my people putting spamming that switch in my chat I'm not joking bro
it's so bad wow okay that's yeah I have a question um yeah it's 13 minutes so
match. One, you said you played
Geo Gasser, right? You played Geo Gasser?
Do you want to get smoked right now? Do you want to get smoked?
AHH!
You asked for my name, bro. You're not going to beat my...
Bro, I'm from Europe. I know every... I know
Australia. Bro, I will destroy you, dude.
You don't know where any European country is, bro.
I didn't say city, because I mean it. You don't know
where any European country is, probably.
Do you want to hit it? You want to hit it?
Okay, listen we both put our chats in emote only and loser gifts lose or give stuff. All right
I'm down. How many how many you call it?
Because I will beat your ass in Geo gets up, bro, bro. I'm good three
But there's ranks in Geo guys
Yeah, I'm fucking dead!
Okay, okay, 100s of...
50, 50, 50, 50, I'm gonna give work time.
9700!
No!
We're getting paid for that!
We're getting paid for that!
All right, save me the leg.
Whoa!
How do I invite you? How do I invite you?
Oh my god.
All right, Emon only, Emon only.
What? Prediction?
Hi boys!
Prediction on win loss.
Oh my god, check this out.
Oh god.
Yo, I swear you can beat me though, bro.
If it's like NA to NA to like do you know Europe, bro? Yes, bro. I know you're up here
All right, we do best of three best of three
Well, I can send you the link another right settings right on no cheat shit, but wait like I thought we won't
But don't check maps while being bro, what is this? What is this technical pee break?
Bro's gonna go on Google Earth right now, bro. What's gonna look up? Geo guess that tips?
nah
Check this out squishy. Who do you think women? I mean sounds like you but you know how to like tell where it's at
Based on the clouds and stuff in the grass. No, I'm also bought but but it brought like a no front
But I've seen a clip. I think of Jinxie playing one time. No shock. Oh
Sometimes I'm a little bit delusional though. Maybe he claps my ass. Oh
God
I'm like
NA education does not teach about you like geography very well
Okay, but low-key when it's NA then I'm full cook pro like when it's west coast. I'm on the east coast problem
Look on a light. Does he teach about NA like geography or no zero zero? I couldn't tell you in New York
I think it's on the right. Okay, okay
His people actually quick they like by 30 seconds
That's what if one we want you were a quick bro quick little now that's actually not a lot of work, bro
I'm terrible
Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I thought I was gonna kick your ass cuz bro
I I literally streamed geogaster four days in a row as soon as you said gold three
I'm like dude. I've never even hit gold. I've been in silver on geogaster for like two years
But you're probably getting hella stream sniper. You can't win against stream snipers. That's true
You know what that is true chat that it's true. Don't even call it Kobe though. That's true. Wait. What is it again?
It's like duals right? Yeah duals boom. So we do this settings all normal. I do the normal game rules, okay?
Yeah, I love that. I love that. I don't I don't want to be I sent you I sent you the link on discord junko
So best of three loser gifts 100. Okay. I mean, I think I
See me. Yes. Yes. I see you. Are you ready? Well, wait, no, no
Now I've never played Geo gets a 400 so be a three
Yes, we okay can I click that link inspect there is a little fucking thing
I see the stream it maybe just a kid let me screen share let me screen share
Wait, do you want to see window POV? Squishy I can screen shove
You guys get the same location
You guys get the same, you guys get the same.
Yes, yes.
Verified? How are you verified?
Of course, of course, bro!
Wait, the sky's just flat. No, chat, the sky's just flat.
Nah, just ask them, you're gonna get the check mark.
Alright, here we go, here we go, you ready?
Okay.
Alright, three.
That's the three.
Two.
One.
Jinx, you best of luck.
Here we go.
Look out, look out, look out, look out, we have nervous, I'm nervous.
Here we go, you should be nervous.
Hundred gifted.
Arkan's this.
No!
What the fuck?
Arkan's this, it's America.
I have no idea, that's where K-Soul's from, no?
No, but I don't know where the fuck there is on the map
Do you know what our Kansas is?
Okay, good
Why did you lock it down?
It's the quota, maybe
You're on it
Come on
I'm so lucky.
I would like you to hold me.
I will help.
Don't touch you, bro.
More tips like that, you're getting 50% of the fucking.
Here we go.
I want to say that.
I want to say it.
What the fuck is this, Portugal?
Come on, show me a flag.
Jinxy won't know European flags.
No front.
Oh, I never guess.
I never guess.
Jinxy, is that language?
Is that Italian, bro?
Oh, fuck, I shouldn't have said that.
You're a nonononono.
No!
You don't know I was in Spain
No
wait where did you say how do you know that it's the USA I'm just gonna guess
shit
Jinxie I'll give you a tip okay you're lucky a shit you're lucky a shit that
the Netherlands is fucking massive bro bro I saw the language Jinxie
This is US. It is the US. Every freak man. It looks sunny so it's got to be like
Chicago. Nine. No! Am I alive? Am I alive? Yes! I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive. Yo we got two times in America.
I'll give you a big tip about US after. After? Alright, thank you very much.
After I owe you the hundred you give me a tip. Thank you very much, Sanko
You're cooked you're cooked
How do you know where you're right? I know I know then then then pick Turkey. What's fuck
Now this is pissing me off. You don't even know what it's if this is easy. Well, I'm gonna crash out. Okay, nice
Bro! No, that's actually pissing me off.
You shouldn't get any points when you don't know where the country is.
This is not fair.
Bro, I knew that country, you fuckers!
Alright refund.
USA, USA, 100%!
Thank you very much.
I would have went Australia, I'm not gonna lie.
Kill me in email.
You're trying to throw me off? What did you say?
Why is he so silent? Is he googling?
check this is a good game no wishy check his screen my little joke he's got his
good this is US this is US this is US
oh it is no it's not wait I saw no sweaty
How do you know that it's the US?
Oh my god I'm closer!
Come on double damage, double damage, double!
Oh, the specs won't get it!
Come back, come back.
Here you go Jinks.
Give me Florida, give me Florida bitch!
Give me Lüneburg.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
This is Europe, this is Europe.
Euro buildings, Euro buildings.
Lots of fucking chat, please!
Where's the sun?
Sun is south, you know what that means Jinksy, you know what that means.
what that means haha hey look at that cloud jinx look at that cloud wait I
know what this is wait what what the fuck why is it French is this horse it
It looks like England!
This has to be French, right?
Or is it something like bullshit?
Is this like Paris? No show up, bro.
You went Paris, probably.
So I'm gonna go Paris.
What?
Oh my God!
James C!
I couldn't find language!
I couldn't find language!
But then why'd you lock it?
Okay.
Alright, best of-
Okay, so it's best of three.
You took aim one. No, that's a really bad.
I was about to scream, pal. Alright, here we go.
Here we go, here we go. Jeezy must have looked.
Jeezy, just check the signs. Jeezy, why did you lock on me
when you didn't know the language, bro? Check for language, bro.
Alright, here we go.
I shouldn't lock. I shouldn't lock. You're right.
I just thought you weren't going to find a language.
Dude, that's the thing.
I didn't think you were going to find a language.
Bro, we were in the street.
We were in a rue. There were hell of street signs.
Where the fuck are we?
Wait, I know where this is.
Wait.
What the fuck?
Oh no, this is a sassy one.
Is this America? I don't even know.
Syvasa.
Bilsner.
Wait, this is not America!
I started. What the fuck are those prices?
America was-
How are you fighting, you idiot?
Romania, Romania, Romania.
What the fuck are you doing?
I can't wait!
I'm not writing my language, I can't!
No!
I'm in the desert!
Jixi, you can, it's playing move. You can move your mouse.
Fuck, I hope I didn't get a free win right now.
Jixi, you can move your mouse.
I hope I wasn't cheating by moving.
Oh, you're cooked. You're cooked.
You better check your surroundings,
where I'm about to lock you with the 5k right now.
You're chopped.
I'm gonna give you a tip. Check the track in front of you.
There you go.
Oh.
I can't see enough.
Please burn us all.
Yes!
No!
Yes!
Yes!
No way, Jack Trots.
I know that.
I know that.
I'm sober.
I'm sober.
I can hold my weight.
So many points.
What the fuck?
Do you see this?
Maybe Europe.
I mean America.
America!
Question is where?
Question is where?
Show me an email, please.
Oh, I know this language!
Oh my God!
Check this out, Chad.
This is the dish that's from there, if you know, you know.
We've all eaten this before.
We've all eaten this dish.
Question is where?
Barricada sauce.
It's gotta be.
You got 10 seconds?
What?
I mean...
Am I stupid?
You're too easy!
You're too easy!
Wait, I should have said Carbonara because it's Italy! Italy! Italy!
What am I doing?
I feel bad right now.
That did not look Italian! That did not look Italian!
Oh you're cooked. I know this flag.
Do you know this flag?
I don't know my Lord.
Is that the Thai flag? Fuck! It's not Poland, bro. It's not Poland, right?
No.
Uh, it's Indonesia, no?
Why are you laughing?
Fuck it.
Uh...
That's right! Yes, no, I didn't found it!
No way you weren't found it!
I'm not double nothing!
Double nothing!
No way!
Double nothing! One more game!
Double nothing!
Are you being dead ass right now?
Oh wait, their game is starting, never mind, never mind, let me play.
Let me play, let me play.
I don't know if you're...
I'm double nothing after this if you're down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me play, let me play.
No, no, no, no, we can double nothing after this if you want.
Double nothing after this, double it.
But I feel bad around gonna take all your money, bro
If you're if you're as addicted to double or nothing some people they keep going keep going until they until they win one, right?
But I don't think you're gonna win bro. I think we will double or nothing up to a million
I'm not gonna lie bro. Yeah, you're actually good. You're actually good
It's just you need to know a little bit of Europe, bro
Once you know Europe because you are unable you are on top of everything
It's just gonna be false information that he's got there.
Europe knowledge is not too bad, bro.
And here comes the hit.
All right, Doc. Just jump in.
Ancient, bro.
I'm gonna take this map.
Oh, Gigi, Gigi, Gigi, that was fun.
We're not hooked, really.
Not bad at all.
Let's hope that we have a good start, bro.
I love that game.
Dumb 1v2.
Dumb 1v2.
There's a flank. There's a flank.
The fact the ball can be the player that wins this right away
I'm running in real go for the triple, but it's a
Looking for
I thought it was bottom but the x-ray lost the head obviously not detected from talk on that
Can I close the other guy?
Yeah, bring it over brother
That's the third time I look at him
Nice move from Ryu to just wrap around the boxes
Ah, that would have been a nice little 1v2 for the blades
They would not even give that aim a chance
Hey, sound logic
Yeah, all I say
Don't fight him
Don't get into an aim battle with Donk
Smart
Man, we saw it, first pistol on dust
Yeah, I couldn't smile
I think it was decoy. I think it was full
Donk
We lose this it's gonna be chop chop
It doesn't matter if you win the pistol if you lose the follow-up after the pistol that's a net negative
You have to realize that okay, so it's very winces right now. Then we're up even though we lost the pistol
Yeah
I think it's the most ice cold player by the way, JC, he can win a $1 million appointment and he's not even going to smile.
Nothing else really other than that.
This is really bad.
This is really bad.
Why is the crowd clapping, bro? Why are we not just clapping?
You don't really know about that yet, but if you lose a pistol round you usually just lose the next round regardless.
Stay forced into that which makes it even worse.
I'm fortunate Mullet's out for the defense inside
With the Mac 10 he's making it sing another flash coming in for two steps in front of it. Yeah
Next round super crucial. Oh my god, not a pussy better
On that one native speaker as well. I know as soon as I stepped into it. I knew I knew I screwed up
Well, that's it L be a nice 3-0 lead for Astralis
Continuing their good work from dust to
You see if they win this round I'll get you a thousand subs right now
Printing the spirit must be done in gun rounds
Something I always love watching about spirit is just how a dog plays the middle on CT side of it
And I just I love the initial
This team
This is I think it's just wraps bro
Yeah that was an absolute nightmare what he broke into this game
He was so aggressive about everything
Either way this is a tiny tiny crowd you can see
I just want you to know like
Future CS tournaments
tournaments massive crowds we're talking 15,000
What's been like the biggest major crowd?
Okay.
It's always around 18k, 18k.
Like America probably. Oh my God.
GZ you should have been at the blast Austin major.
Oh my God.
bro GG
bro I think I saw a clip of you at that where like you were like
being a balcony or something streaming from a balcony
yes bro
it was so fun
yes that's like what, that's the major role
two years, two every years
the next one Jinxie is gonna be in
Singapore
Singapore, Singapore
Singapore, Singapore
I think I think I'm close to the next major block here first draw list to play with and there's no blocking utility whatsoever
I'm sorry. Sorry next one Cologne the one after that
Taking cave control as a model
Found a similar that they were playing yes, okay as well to activate him similar thing here
Flash goes in very effective in terms of lining to near but he actually is able to stand alive
But that flash to where off you give his kill. I think that's a two-mark
I think I mean just like not able to get the damage done it felt like the kill was there for the taking a little bit
Blinded was senior, but now I'm just kind of walk up. This guy catches the timing
Eventually
Jiggling on the spot ready to line up
Whoa, whoa, whoa job, you can pop and scotch. I'm not gonna lie does a lot of damage to him so 39 HP for this one V2
It's gonna go have a look in the cage
No, no.
The AWP going for this.
What an angle.
Oh, nine GCs.
Oh, nine.
Oh, nine!
OK, Yabbi.
Step it up with a big clutch and keeping a straw-less flaw
is here on ancient.
Yeah, that shot on Zontek's coming back into cave
after the bomb blast is wild.
That is wild.
He's able to adjust into this.
No losers back here.
If they lose this, they're just out of the tournament.
Yep.
Look at the position you find yourself in.
Two players.
They're sort of getting mailed.
This is a brutal log, it's like they should be there every round.
Holly had to call a timeout after the third round on those two as well,
because it wasn't looking good, it was starting out very slow,
and once again they're staring at an Astral effect,
just climbing up the scoreboard before they're even able to have a response.
Well, at least I didn't like it, so those are last games,
but the rounds were like, fuck you, maybe one, every round.
But you see what, they were in a 4v2, right, to keep the two players from further away,
but Taneer gets into a sort of 1v2 fight really in a way,
Don't f**k
Wait, that's sick
You spawn in on a fireball
If he gets one kill and gets traded, then Yabi gets one
Yeah, that's stupid
You've never played this map?
No, dude
I'm actually excited, Jinxy
When you start playing from here, bro
Like, actually, like
When everyone just wants to win
They have to get that kill, I'm not thinking
Ace now
He has one more, one more
No, two words, two words, Jinx
The wood like panel that's gonna try and maybe I think to your might have wanted to turn the quarter
The line up is like right next to the wall don't even see the components and already the softened up spirits
Badly Yabi is just forming dude. This is insane running
So Fizzing had a fucking life game last night.
3v2, Spirit have done a decent job at kicking themselves in this position.
Oh, Elsprey!
Once again, a clutch for Shira.
Every time dog is killed, he immediately can trade.
Yeah.
No fucking run-up, bro. That was not the classic dog.
There's sort of juggling him right now.
It's sort of a bottom-game problem.
But it's not!
That's really lopsided in there.
I'm very surprised. I thought it was going to be lopsided on the other side.
I thought Spirit was going to be really good.
I should be jinxing. Yes, this is so one sided on the vapor.
So like, if these teams played 10 times, like Spirit wins like what, 8 times or something? 9 times?
Probably, yeah.
Bro, they're getting mogged though. It's like not even close.
Also the plays you want to step up at the top of the scoreboard are doing exactly that. You go jinxing.
I just checked something.
They're running out giving us open. It's not that this is going to help. He's running out so late
Oh, I'll fucking know keep it. I swear your curse bro group chat three to one check this out
This is the head to head between the two wins for the play against Astralis
They're seven and one and they haven't lost check this out. You see the shit. Oh, they've only dropped one map in the past
Oh
Is that a year?
So they've won seven of the eight maps. Seven of the last eight maps.
Yup! I haven't dropped a single game.
Way far advanced. Fosey's gonna come join up with them.
Balm on his back and then it's up to Rolio. You're getting fucking packed! Not close.
Bro, normally when upsets happen in the sport, it's really close.
They're too slow about this to near and they'll also become a factor, but it doesn't seem like they will be in a rock right into Zontex.
We come back on takes
So that's the yeah, dude busy's having a crazy year has to race his way through middle to try and get to don't
That's an ear hasn't been long on teams parents, right? It hasn't been imprinted into his brain listen a little guy
Yeah, that's fair that's true. Oh your priorities on this team, there's one priority
Well, I reopen this map. I show where the vibe
Oh my god
You just jinxed you the shot through the body was done off and tag both of them for 90
haha
alright here we go
he's he's loving it right now he's got a hot hand he's full of confidence as well shiro's
having an up angle that's just yanko flashed off it shiro vs fizi
oh fuzi's moved all the way up into the room
dong3 and 7 by the way or he's about to crash up i'm not gonna lie his pose is gonna be crazy
after this with some of the things that he's gonna do
he's gonna stroll us as well just a little bit why
uh they're gonna ask him if he wants to interview and he's gonna say hell
fucking no no there's always been isolated one view on fight since our game so far
You can decline interviews, you know?
I know Shotty's gonna do an interview after this.
But he's gonna post something on his fucking telegram.
Nice, my gigs. Come on, keep it alive.
We can do without dunk one round.
We show dunk and we're also worthy.
Right, now he came up with one of them.
Take it out by Ryu.
Soften him up and you know he's one of my bosses to me.
Oh, he's found his way out, like it is.
He's got a high school team versus IZ.
He's still there, coming up in rotation.
Every bounce is a blowout.
It's not a busy...
Like Team Ornipixel versus Team Jinx here on Sunday.
Sorry!
Barra!
Bro, my team's gonna be stacked. I'm gonna get the first pick every round.
He's gonna be stacked.
I mean, it's just one.
on at least wait what do you mean the first pick every round is it for me
what i have eight captains and we'll do three rounds of traps each team will have four players
what i'll get the first pick for three consecutive rounds and like the best player will get the last
pick i can't get the best of the remaining players i'll be the only captain ever the captain's
I like why you do that people say question mark but it makes sense
chat room right and like let's say squishy gets the eighth and ninth pick
squishies team will tan on me yeah but it's not even that I like the team
reset because this is we don't know who's good and who's bad and somebody
could be the goat and then that team would just stomp everyone but now you
You can pick the guy like if you're a first pick.
When you're down 0 to 7, it's the same.
Like this, right? Squishy's global elite, I'm level 2.
If Squishy gets the 8th and 9th pick and he's global elite,
I'm gonna literally bend over and get cream-pied in the ass.
I'll get the first pick, then the 16th pick if we do a snake.
Trust me, this is the fairest way to do it.
I will power scale the captain's team.
It's for the CTs, Dave.
Do you have a list somewhere while I was joining?
I have a list of like all of the players.
We need like a couple more people though.
I'll get them tonight or tomorrow.
Believe that was a double if you have some names if you need some names
Really like how many do you need like you need like one or two
I mean, I think we have everyone that's like ready to join. I just haven't texted people yet
So like I think we're full, but I don't know
Honestly, I think even for the rainbow attorney like it's fine to have like one or two people as long as flat life
Like
She likes to pick the team right
Is even like lucky violence weaker pretty good like I should have like a Marlon
speak
So just let a hook see get this information then start to make his moves you know that doughnut player is there
What does stardew with this information because he still hasn't brought the perfect possible to join us?
It's a big sign that hook see was still at this point. So do you want to join?
I think we have like four. Oh my god. Okay, they can't be that good, right? Like
Like no three seconds
I don't know.
I'll take it in.
7-1! Yo yo yo yo yo yo!
Flashbacks!
Same as last!
Same as on last!
Oh, man.
We all know who member 1 went.
Bro, that's totally funny.
Fucking hot. I love that you are playing in there, bro.
That's gonna be fun.
And then obviously the fast rotation coming in and 2v2 they just get outplayed
Yeah, three people there and one of them boosted up
Whatever the sign was they had an idea was coming. Maybe it was just okay. We'll do the draft and then go play
Appreciate that the draft will be fun. It'll be fun. That's why you say the a cave. Yes
He won't though, he knows
He heard... OOXIE
Ok Yabby, you need to find the time to get Shiro as he comes out
Let's go in a fucking 7 game when he's free
It's dangerous, I don't know how to use this bomb planet
OOXIE's gone, he does have an AK
No, she's actually pulled along
She's starting to pull back, and now he's starting to start
Into the boost position
Yabby needs to start moving
That's kind of cool
He's gotten to the temple at least, the dog is coming out now with the AK
that would be a K
three you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very...
...as the diffuse comes in.
Two in a row now for Team Spirit, and it's Astralis who say,
Fair play.
I'll take the time out this time.
And now we have to talk about how...
...the little dog, the little dog, the little dog, the little dog...
...back into the game.
Wait a minute, dog's eating up!
Nooo!
Come on!
Very, very, clear.
You don't know what I'm saying, you see?
No, I'm just saying.
No, he's come alive inside the squish, you know, right? Yeah, yeah, my wife's Russian. I know I know a bit
It means nice
Seven to two seven to two. This is their final by though
I'm not even sure what he is doing.
Oh, I don't miss the jump.
No.
I'm missing the jump.
But get himself into the cabin.
Look at this, he's not, he's still in the cabin.
How did he get that second kill after he picked up Donk?
Oh, that's a little bit of karma.
He didn't want to talk of mid with his gun shooting into his stuff.
He's not going to head off himself.
Because you know, creating that space, you deserve something on the tail end of it.
That's wild.
He's a fucking hype for the million.
I know, it's going to be peak.
He's talking to me. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he's got the deeper angle on him
Can't get the kill, but Taneo, he totally forces him out, and Hoopsy takes that kill.
So down to Magic's time to start to get a little momentum.
And we, who they are, waiting in position of the donut, can be calling them back.
Yeah, well, it's his turn to play now. He could actually send them forward a little bit,
a little bit more, dance and start clearing the way over at the eight bombsites.
See what they're going to find. No big deal.
Spirit's just on the wrong side of the map.
Okay, why is everyone asking what you think about, unless AlexTG happened with AlexTG?
Astralis get in
Oh
So are they like saving right now like what it says gotta love the team he's got around them at the moment
Yeah, what is the
You know why what is the point of that so they get money to surviving?
Now they gambled it was to a 2v3 right so they they just stacked on beat and hope that they were gonna go
but they went A, so they just saved the weapons, you know, to not lose and to not lose.
Oh, because if you die, you lose your weapon. If you die, you lose your weapon.
Oh, he's dead, he's dead.
We're talking about Alexi, bro. I think he's playing tomorrow, right? Like Navi?
That's the problem.
What is he saying?
It's 4, but honestly...
It was Torelli, Torelli.
Who?
That ain't the CS player, bro.
Oh, Torrelle, Jinx! The Torrelle!
You got the Finnish people accident in your chest.
That's like the Finnish word, bro. They all say that.
Torrelle.
Now, but I'm like, my guys are all European. They always take Torrelle and shit, you know?
I think your guys are mostly NA, right?
There's the CT smoke, so majority of the chat is Europe on it.
They might get baited because on the gas road.
Yeah, you stream early too. You stream early, yeah.
Exactly. It's like 30% Germany though.
Yeah.
Both are actually German.
Yeah.
That makes sense because you're from Germany.
This is insane.
It makes sense.
Well, if you see no defender here, you have to think A main, right?
So you're gonna be in this, you're gonna be looking in this direction.
Oh god.
You got it.
This could be bad, but it's on the map.
Bro, good position, bro.
Bro, good position, bro.
Confirm, but...
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh my god!
How do you really go that is crazy how close he was to
Jaby 1v3 he's fucked us before the one we told you
He's gonna check shit oh no
He's ready oh my god
He can pick up the boob on agent C.A. it's wide open
He's gonna be a 1v1 against match 11 and 6
No way, no way, no way
He wants to play with his teammate
And Jaby's sure to be
Oh he thinks Taneer, I was saying TN
Look at Jaby's as posher by the way, GenC
He is locked in
Fuck
Nice
There we go.
Come on, spirit.
Get happy, dog.
Don't yell it a bit.
He drops.
Yeah, the bomb.
I don't know.
The C.S.
You know, one of the great
by number one word to describe
C.S.
Row is momentum.
Dude, I swear to God,
momentum is really important
because of the economy,
the guns,
all of that shit.
Bro, momentum is really important.
Stack up a couple more rounds
and we'll see.
Well, we see the point.
Wait, that's one round.
Felt like the difference
between 10 to an eight.
I feel like momentum is
The biggest thing in the scene here really could really could stack up around
Jinx he knows more about CS than you your chat
Oh, I have 10,000 hours of this game
He was able to shut the down
What is perky Lee require again back in it back in it comes up one this time
You know a second one percent of your hours are playing the game on a show
I should have required if they want this fourth round to play with it
Seven thousand play it's just gonna take no low key seven thousand looking at skin
Okay, this may be a short game, bro. This may be a short game, but he's peeking bro. It's just wraps. It's busy speaking
It's really decides to pop off bro. He's got the same haircut as you I'm telling you something
He knows you're watching
Sending energy
Every bald guy is me guys, not every fucking ball
You always have the wildest fucking haircuts. No, like I've seen some crazy shit
2026 I'm actually gonna fully lock in chat end of the year December 2026 mark my words
Who's laughing?
2026 chat no, it's not cap. It's not here. We go
It's not cat chat 2026 and the year I'm gonna have full-on flow guys. Well
like actually
Do you always go to the same bar or do you like like always always saying always saying?
We must think you're crazy sometimes not like the whole right now. It's not so so so it's actually
It's a very nice women. It's a very nice Spanish woman. And yeah, she just laughs
I'll basically just show her because he doesn't really speak that much English
So I'll just show her like a picture of their cut and so let's laugh at the time
So what did you show her for the hog rider?
You're throwing
This is top guys this series is
People are asking about
No incident bro, no incident.
No incident?
No incident, no incident.
We linked up, we had a little gap.
No!
Yo, yo, yo, stop!
What do you mean linked up?
Wait, we can go, not linked up, not linked up.
But like, she was at an event where I was at, you know, and I was like, yo, it was good, it was good.
Like on some cool shit, you know, like, nothing like that, nothing like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Someone said, you said, baby fan of me.
Stop, stop, don't look up.
Nothing, I'm not going to enjoy this game.
I'm not going to enjoy this game.
Yo, I'm very fit and tipsy, right?
Oh god. Oh god.
So the thing is we were actually about to do something at another event,
like, but it was like, she was down to do something,
and I was down, but it was like,
if the game goes through the third map,
like, if it goes 1-1,
Then I was like, no, then I have to watch the game.
And the game went to the third map.
So, gee, gee.
But hey, Counter-Strike always first,
Counter-Strike always first, always.
What do you mean by you're about to do something?
What do you mean by that?
Uh, you see, I just, it's like, I don't know, like,
talk or I don't know.
Oh, like, content or, I don't know.
Yeah, but I'm not, like, I'm not a dooner, bro.
You, like, portray me like a dooner right now.
I'm not, like, I'm not very much, I'm just,
I'm just having a conversation.
I'm just having a conversation.
I'm just having a conversation.
Here we go, here we go.
The fact that you like, are we in an opera just like...
No, no, no, no.
You probably know something.
I'm just asking.
I know big.
I know big.
This is Rob just saying.
I'm just curious what kind of things he had planned.
Like, I don't know what was on the only pixel.
I'm back with the show cut
Yeah, yeah
They lost, they lost like another round
You get a chance to say that you just didn't have spirit
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
No, no, no, no, it was half time, it was half time, it was half time
Yeah, okay
You're back coughing in time
Alright, don't, here we go
Who's been having an absolute
Blinder over here
He's gonna go negative both games
15 and 6 you're on
No, no, no, no, we're not gonna go negative, okay
Oh!
Fizzy, entry and dump, Jinzy
You
Sometimes in gaming dude somebody just takes over a mobby and it's fizzy bro. It's fizzy he took over both games
I don't begin check for these problems. It's called you can set this game in seven Jesus
Wining magic one before incoming
for a strong and it's always fucking fizzy spirits
look dude they love this is actually bad yeah that's you that's fair that's a
fair assessment of the situation the run and gun usp down mid is a wild thing
just completely deseret spirit and again just a perfect flashbang lined up
utility all day for a stock is spectacular
Hey, so is Dark like the highest paid player or no?
Highest paid, like right now?
Yeah, like, they gotta pay him a lot, right?
Gotta be some of those Falcons, no?
Yeah, yeah, it's probably Falcons.
There's one team that's from Zaudi, GenC, and they just buy the best players like the football, you know?
So, that guy's probably getting way more.
Is that Falcons?
Yes, yes.
Do they do that in every game, I swear.
Really?
It's in that scene, they did it in Rocket League.
he's the release of his spirit
they can go to the other side of the map
and oh boy you're in trouble now
we're gonna hunt you down
he's not well to stay alive at least
but you're not feeling the pressure
look how deep the team spirit are right now
on the map they're in spawn
Astralis don't realize what's happening yet
foesies just telling him now that nobody's got a spy
someone help me believe me
oh hell no
you gotta pray to foesie because right now
he's delivering you around again
Fortuna won't be fight. Fortuna won't be fight. Fortuna won't be fight. Fortuna will go home won't be fight. Never mind
Remember Jinx is elimination squishy
The rounds are really that close bro. It's like a fucking
It's like a 4v1
5v2, 5v3, 5v1, 4v1, it's so bad.
Not the best game to watch for, this is the system.
Best call in hindsight.
Bro, and you show me the chart, like,
Spirit has beaten Astralis in seven of their last eight matches.
It's every last game.
Maps, they haven't lost a single match because it was BO3s, you know?
Yeah.
They haven't lost a single match because it was BO3s, you know?
Yeah.
They haven't lost a single match because it was BO3s, you know?
Yeah.
They haven't lost a single match because it was BO3s, you know?
Oh!
Oh!
Come on, Doc!
Come on, dunk!
There you go.
That was the weirdest rag doll I've ever seen.
It went sideways.
You've seen that one.
I've seen it.
It's just hooksy.
Aww.
Alright, Hooksy.
I hope that you can do enough to get your team back into the round.
But if Fosy can find this player at the bottom of mid,
and he can't,
look in the wrong way at the wrong time,
and Hooksy's down as well.
Don't turn in for a scene again.
Don't make sure he negates our foul.
He's laughing it up.
Come on, elbow.
Get you a double kill.
They're smiling a bit though, like I feel like they're mentally they're a little bit more
back in there.
I feel like it's doable.
Come back to it.
He's on the ground.
Bro, our starter just needs two fucking rounds though.
It's just like momentum, carrying him to the side.
He just, his stairs just resting.
It's okay.
All right.
I was happy with that.
A brief smile.
Nice gloves though.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Look at that fucking grenade, you saw that damage?
We may be chopped.
Oh no, no, running and gunning.
Come on, fall back.
Awwww, that stomp died of that.
2v4, hoax, you're the fucking masterclass right now.
Alright.
Yeah, this may be over, how do we...
Come on.
1v4 for my xm7
What is the BB name?
My BB is throw in erotic
I don't know
I mean 2b rushes in this game
I just don't know
This feels like at this point, even spirit know the game is over
Oh it means my love, it means my beloved
Maybe they can sub me in, eh?
Make them sit in it, make them steered it
Bro, legitimate question, onee
Yeah
If I got thrown into one of these teams
I didn't even finish the sentence, so you're saying I would get zero kills in this lobby
actually.
Oh, I thought you were going to say damage, no, zero damage.
Wait, what?
Not even a chat, man.
Of course not, bro.
Maybe with a nade you're going to like get like five damage in or something, bro, you
are not getting a kill, bro.
You are not getting a kill, bro.
No, you know one shot at jogging. I'm not getting one kill
Nope
Not one
No, hell no actually hell no
You know what you should do thinking about it right now you should do a fucking 99 kill it in CS against the fucking pro
I would do it
I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
It's the way you phrase it, dude.
Yeah, I'm not like a toddler, guys.
I'm not a toddler.
No, no, you're good, you're good, you're good.
You're just not good enough.
What the fuck was that?
Wait, that is me!
Wait, look at the health, look at the health!
And shortly, Spirit of three players in the red room,
Hoaxie damages up a wall.
Did you two do it in Rocket League, like the 99 thing?
Bro, I never lost.
I never lost.
People said I would get 100-0, no one 100-0'd me ever.
Ever, wow.
Yeah, it's the kickoff though. Like if there's no kickoff, it's like the kickoff like let's there be a chance to like a lucky guy
Is it another one? Potential?
I don't know if it's long range, I want to see if it's close up
I think every goal is 3 off right?
Yes, that's better gone
That's an AK-47 that he's found himself in
Alright, let's play
But like
You would get a lucky kill
Wait
Jesus how the fuck did you win in Fortnite?
No way you'd be which part of your present for not not I didn't I didn't do for a plate off
Yeah, we're like my dear boss. I lost him. No, I lost to Ron. I lost to Ron
You said you never lost one. No, I mean in rockin. They can rock it again. Rockin
Good spot for a strong as possible because for that I feel like a broken always like with the building like
You can say something about the game, I'm gonna say something that's gonna sound disgusting right now to a lot of channels, right, because we're watching CS right now, and I know CS is not bad.
Bro, hardest esports, call me nuts!
Isn't it fun, right? Am I absolutely crazy?
No!
No!
How?
I mean, the problem with Fortnite is that it's just too luckmates to, like, last too much luck.
You're saying the RNG after some love like that and the RNG like this don't like
Bro, all right. This is a hot day. Okay, the drops but I've heard I've heard of this from like pros and for tonight
You guys know how Booga won the World Cup, right? You guys know Booga? Yeah, yeah, Booga great player like amazing player
Booga if you look a some people did break pounds on it had the best luck in like the history of fortnight in the solo tournament
Brother, he got every rotation every zone God Lou don't give your own Buga's a great player
But like you wouldn't even know who Buga was if he didn't get lucky like I that's
Really? I swear to God
Jack can I get a victory?
Can I get a victory?
You got like perfect R&B
Buga had the perfect R&B for the entire world
But then wasn't like Peterbot almost undefeated like
But great players do are winning, right? Out of a hundred players in the lobby, which is insane.
No, it looked like even Peterbot, right? This is a good example.
Peterbot's by far the best player in the world. He always has the best team in the world, best duo, best trio.
Peterbot should be winning every event then, right? He doesn't win every event because of how much luck goes in for him.
It's too lucky, bro. It's too luck-based. It's too luck-based in the discord, I think.
Also, if you get like unlucky, like
Like the mechanics of
Grandpower again, bro another problem what for night is ping bro. You can be like better than somebody just have shit
Hey, like I'm just kidding. I remember that for that's a lot of problems competitive like a lot of problems
I'll give it two more buys for Astralis, because they want to straight, they want to it around.
So that would make it.
12 damage.
Yeah, 6 more incoming.
Check this out.
Nice!
She's a 1-man, baby!
Yeah, this is the second time I've seen her.
I'm only going to keep broken.
Magic's just having a great time, Mother of Spams.
Shouldn't be any way back into this group.
I mean, one more, OK?
Well, that's a good win for me.
This is on 6.
That might have been the last chance for a strong full.
Next round full by the.
Lovely.
Hooks me.
The D-goal is making it way.
Hooks me.
The Jig got checked.
Yeah, he's going to pick 2.
Yeah.
OK, now it's all of a sudden on.
Jigsie, Hux, you always used to go like 0 and 7, 0 and 10, people called him the Jigachat.
He was always like, he was just giving the calls for the team and never getting many kills.
Are you saying Jigachat or Jigachat?
Jigachat, Jigachat, Jigachat, Jigachat.
The black and white guy, Jigachat.
The whole bomb site is open to them to stand around.
Bro, I have no smoke.
So much better off the same...
You think I started doing something with you and I realized so many words that I pronounced wrong.
I just said sorry, sorry.
Yeah, it's out of the sound.
I don't see it.
I'm getting into the territory where I want to see a strong USP equal.
I want to buy.
What did I say?
Band, band.
OK, you just want to deliver.
TOS rip.
Bro, what?
I have one more buy, India.
Yeah, I think at this point it's almost got to be, it's kind of a.
No, the 40th thing you said or made was the sound, the timing, because Ferdinand
hasn't been able to get off on the T-Song.
That's a huge luxury considering what he's been able to do with it today on both sides.
Because he's a monster too, so he's been up in German, like an S is kind of pronounced as a Z.
Like, you know what I mean?
Guns, right, like then and you guys, uh, it's a different...
I also say like simple, his name is Zasha, right?
I always say Zasha and chat all this, as well as just like Zasha.
I don't know, it's the S, I guess, yeah, Zaudi, Zasha.
So stairs got the opening fry game.
Have you ever been to Germany?
No, no.
I've only been to one country in the East, in the town, and it's over in France.
I've been to Leipzig and uh, who's in the place?
Orlin, Orlin and Leipzig.
Which one do you like more, Berlin or Sporzno?
Yeah, Berlin is nice. Leipzig, I was just going to, it was a dream hack, so we didn't really do much for play at the end.
Berlin, I did a lot. It's nice. I like the vibes in Europe, bro. I like Denmark as well.
Bro, this is sad.
It's fucking over. And look who it is again. Fizzy 21 and 10. He fucked them on the fast map, he fucked them on the second map, including those Donkey 11 and 8. That's unheard of, bro.
And Jinxy. Usually he goes bad on one map and then he fucking goes peaceful on the second. He went silent on both maps.
I'm not joking, you ass-making fucking Jinx, bro. Please.
Look, Fizzy's same hacker as you. He popped off, bro. He popped off. Not done.
Don't get snusher's hair bro!
I see a connection!
I see a connection!
Did I go negative in this game too?
Oh my god.
That's so depressing when you lose, my god.
I just realized, Fizzy has the most boss government name ever.
His first name is Lof. I'm not joking.
Straight up, Lof.
Yes!
That's my Lof.
So, when will we be able to see Donk again? Will there be like months?
Yeah.
Uh...
Yeah, it's gonna be a couple of weeks.
And what if, tomorrow?
Well, well, well, you're gonna see Astralis tomorrow.
I
Congratulations that was a dominant performance in the quarterfinals was it as easy inside the server as it looked from the outside
Yeah, I think we always had a good take on the tactical side against them and it was all about the shooting and I think
Especially Lover had the home crumb off today. So yeah, it's crazy
You've obviously had the experience playing in front of the Danish home crowd for him. Oh wait, this is from Sweden
I forgot. He played in Sweden. Do you think that helped him? I put up one of his I think his best ever performance versus a top team
Yeah, I mean he talked a little bit about it. I think we talked more about the girlfriend. I think that's also something
in terms of that dust 2 he said to me a couple times before was he played a
spirit you guys are going to rematch it yes sir oh okay bro did I gift yet did I
gift no no no nothing if you want I feel like I need a is it fair bro he's too
good yeah we can make it somehow fair I can go half HP if you want you had me
down to half you would have won that if half no I don't come on that's pussy
shit let's go double nothing best of one best of all don't nothing switch it
we have that see in 30 minutes right yeah but I'll see us that thing is
fucking burly yeah I can go half HP jinx yeah I can go half HP I'm not a pussy
mama ain't raised no no but I bro if it's Europe you're just gonna be cooked
No
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
I'm not thinking what does that mean 200 or nothing? Yo. Oh my god. All right. Here we go
You already know what I'm gonna do with the money, bro. I'm gonna buy some fucking cases chat
Okay, we chat bad news guys
I can't do cases that I because we're out of you are also yet. So we'll do cases tomorrow
All right, we're gonna take it down. You know take another day off
I think it's that and then tomorrow we go hard. I'm gonna go hard. All right. All right. You sent it
Yeah, here we go. Here we go
Duel's
What's me again?
All right, only I have to go after this game about it. I have to go. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's gonna be a quick one
Bro, you're good. The fuck does that mean?
You'll see
Don't nothing don't nothing
Yeah, if you're down, I'm down, bro. If you're down, I'm down. That's all I'm gonna say wait. Where is it?
I'm not getting ahead of myself right now. All right. You're some random job. I need to literally everything. Yeah, I was about to say some girl
Join bro. I'm not gonna lie. I joined you and you're in two Jinxies joint. What the fuck?
No, they're both me. I think they're both me. What the fuck?
Did I leak?
Did I just join just join a site just join a site no because none of you are active
How do I join a set I don't know
Can I reset bro, they're both me it's Jinxie and O Jinxie they're both me what's that can have I
Have I know I was no L scammer. I hate you bro. We'll do cases tomorrow get off my dick
Well tomorrow you should open some of the new cases Jinxie tomorrow terminals
Don't let your chat force you into doing trade-ups.
I know they are only for trade-ups, but I'm telling you, the terminals are kind of fun
and then you knew.
All right, you definitely did, bro.
There's like 50 people joining right now.
I'm going to give you a second to make a new one.
High five.
He's making a new one.
He's making a new one.
He's making a new one.
High five.
I hope I can make a new one.
Oh, it's so easy.
No P.U.
Invite me.
Jinxy, jinxy.
Go party.
Go party at the top.
Hide a second.
Go party.
And then invite your friends.
I click the first one party party and then a copy just copy the link gg you need a stream deck dude
You're right, but bro. I like to I like to just be like old-fashioned
Fuck a stream deck, bro
All right, okay, wait your union. Yeah, he's out. She's he's getting back. He's getting like no, bro. Best of one right?
Yes, but he has to put it to duals else. It's like cringe else
It's you have hella time to guess just put it on duals I advice like press bottom left and then duals
let's see wait he's sending another one he's sending another one I believe yeah
yeah yeah three two one I mean but yeah is it on duals isn't on duals yes okay
okay yeah all right double or nothing you ready double or nothing I'm fucking
ready here we go Junko that's the flag if double America on a roll you may
fucking fuck my ass right now oh god what is this do those cars look kind of
American low-key license plate is rat what the fuck does that mean that some
America type shit bro full-custom license plates
jeans is this America bro
shh don't get my head don't get my fucking head
I'm just wondering bro just wondering I think it maybe you're a bro I'm not gonna lie I can give you a little hint
come on I need some fucking language those looks like this looks fucking American
I keep right
Metal Glenn middle school where the fuck is metal Glenn theme for the year of success
metal
Where do you see metal Glenn help me out here? Oh?
Are you gonna roll it are you gonna roll it in your middle? I mean not only yes, where do you see metal Glenn?
No, where no where no where it's not matter fast. Do you know do you know where metal Glenn would be if it is metal man?
Fuck.
Oh no.
Look, I have a couple of theories.
The sun is west.
Can I find medical evidence?
I have a couple of theories and I'm gonna go very safe here.
I'm gonna go safe, dad.
It looks fucking hot.
It looks fucking hot temperature.
Where's it hot temperature?
I'm fucking America.
Alright, there's a couple of gases.
Fucking Austin, Texas.
It's for sure America.
Look at the license plates.
They're nice and tiny.
I'm gonna go fucking Nebraska.
boom Nebraska please oh South Carolina I was there mr. be what you know this
language in C
Could be one of the two is it
I'm a pressure on you
You're succeeding at that kind of a pressure on you on show me the gas prices show me the gas where we wait email email email email
Plus 380 I said Russia. I don't know
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
No.
No!
NINE!
YEEEES!
YEEEES!
No!
No! No!
Oh my god, I'm actually gonna win, I'm actually gonna win!
Not like this!
I'm actually gonna win, I'm actually gonna win!
How did you beat me?
In non-America!
Locking.
This is USA.
What?
Thank you for the hint!
HA HA!
Come on!
I only went fucking Australia, I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, is it?
what?
where the fuck is that?
ah!
oh ho ho ho ho..
what does that mean?
twint with Germany?
linked with Portugal?
this is not America bro
Czech Republic maybe? like in the middle of it?
please
yeah!
what?
That's England
Shut up all my English people you said the only country you were in was England bro, and you get England wrongs Jinxies
What is the language
Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at the language
The language is looking sus
Email says comm 9
SRI LANKA! SRI LANKA!
Wait, where's Sri Lanka?
Where's Sri Lanka?
Wait, check your bitch ass up one second, I'm trying to think!
Where the fuck is Sri Lanka? I forgot!
No!
No!
No!
I had it!
No!
I'm actually stupid as fuck!
I'm actually stupid as fuck!
Bro!
Because you keep talking, bro!
You're so fucking loud!
Fuck!
I had Sri Lanka!
I had Sri Lanka!
I'm actually choking!
Not a bad guy's dream, Sam.
I'm not gonna lie.
I had Sri Lanka!
I had Sri Lanka!
I had Sri Lanka!
Not a bad guy's jinxed him, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh my god, you're cooked!
Wait, what?
This is your... this is maybe American.
No.
Bro, I'm nervous now.
What the fuck is this?
Bro, if you mess up one time, please.
Don't say that, don't you dare.
No.
I can't think, I can't think!
You're in my head!
I need a rookie fucking rookie tip
Just please to bow after you lock bro
No, I can't say no
She's if the Sun is not south. Do you know what that means if the Sun is south south? Where does it mean?
We're on the map. Do you know that?
Equator equator equator
On the top on the bottom
Clever. Sun-South means run the south.
SHI-SA!
Oh no, bro, I'm hooked. I can't see any- any information, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
The fuck is this city, Jinzy?
Bro, it's like Spanish and Dutch, Mitch. I'm not even kidding. Do you see that?
Yes, I see it.
Some of the words are Spanish. Some of the words are Dutch. I actually don't fucking
know.
I think it's the Netherlands, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
That's what I think as well, that's what I think.
I was gonna say like Amsterdam, but this does not look like Amsterdam.
Nah, nah, nah, it's more rural, that's for sure.
It's not a big city in the Netherlands.
Nego, I don't know.
I've never seen anything like this.
It's Spanish and Dutch simultaneously, but majority of the language is Spanish.
What the fuck?
The number's basic.
What do they mean?
Yeah.
But you're DASBIT, ATO, okay?
But then you go two steps down the road.
It's like Equipos Trejado!
Yeah.
Is there a part of Netherlands that is Spanish?
You got four seconds.
Come on, Mrs. Spain!
Where the fuck did you see Dutch?
Dutch?
Dutch?
Who got it?
Who got it?
Who got it?
Thank you
I want to go to Australia
Stop
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Ask me, ask me
I know exactly where this is
I have spent that streamer
Whoa, Aspen! Hold up!
No!
I know the state this is in!
No!
If it's Aspen!
I'm gonna look fast so you can't find it!
Brother, I know the state this is in!
No!
Wait, I hope I guessed right.
Wait, I don't know where this is.
Yeah! Oh my god, the pressure worked.
Come on!
Candice! Candice!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
I'm missing Colorado! I'm missing Tennessee!
Bro, ask me something!
America is big. America is big. You shouldn't feel too bad about it, bro.
You shouldn't feel too bad about it, bro.
I'm missing Colorado!
Oh my god.
Alright, let me pay out. Let me pay out.
No, you fucking jeez!
Yo, that was fun, though!
Yeah, we have to play again to the other stage.
You're way better than me.
J-C.
Ah!
Fuck!
Of us?
How did I win in your show?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I wasn't looking at yours.
Look at that.
OK.
You're good, dude.
Bro, how did I win in NA and you won in Euro?
What the fuck?
You beat me on my home tour, man.
The Spain one cooked me.
The Spain one cooked me.
But I swear to God, it was greeting Dutch.
Maybe I'm just a stupid American.
Yo, that was no Dutch bird.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, bro.
Let's go!
Yo, put some dubbys in the chat for Jinx.
Put some dubbys in the chat for Jinx.
Alright, OGGs, we're about to go to the next tournament, bro.
Brother, you win that shit, alright?
Yes, well...
We will try, we will try.
Wait, both of you?
Yeah, it's pro league, it's pro league.
Okay, hey, go hit it, go hit it, go hit it.
I'll cheer for you.
I'll see you soon, bro, okay?
Hey, we see each other on Sunday, bro. Yeah, please. Please. Bye. Bye. It's good. Bye. Bye. Bye guys. I'll be done. Bye
Yeah, he's so good. He's so smart. He's such a smart little bastard should I stop a little opening cases for 20
Yes, I'm not opening cases for 20 minutes. You guys are fucking degenerates
Guys, we're gonna do $2,000 worth of cases tomorrow. You have my you have my words, dude
I might leave the corner now
Yeah, I'll make the make group call group call
RLCS with stomping and squishy whole leaves
Yeah, I made a new call Jinx at the rejoin
Can you give me a breakdown on this shit? Like, okay, how do we stack up against the field here?
Is it a lot of just luck, luck of the draw? What do you think?
So, yes, we have to get lucky with who we draw to. Our goal, honestly, we're not going to make main event. We know that.
Our goal, if we make it to tomorrow, that's a huge victory, bro. Tomorrow is like,
insanely difficult to make it to for our team, I think. So if we make it, that'll be goaded.
And we also get RLCS time off and make it tomorrow. So tomorrow's like the mini win.
Maybe an RCS title?
Yes.
What do we have to do to make it tomorrow though?
That's the question.
We need to win two series.
Just two.
That's easy.
Easy.
Let me squeeze it.
Yeah, but it's not.
Yeah, but like it's not.
It's not as easy as it seems, bro.
It's not.
It's easy, but it's not.
You know what I mean?
I got it on BB.
Chad, do a title.
I got it on BB.
Chad, we have to say this now so y'all don't get mad at me later.
Chad, I have to go after you.
Don't get mad at me later. So I have to go at 9 so I have to go in two hours 20 minutes
So it's gonna be a short for me. I normally at a tan
I got to go at 9 because Chatham are going to equal my cousin
Which should still be enough time to play out of matches. I have two and a half hours chat whatever near to whatever
Yeah, I got to go at like nine out of five. Also Jiggs. How do you feel about like?
like, like do you want to just do this one or do you want to do all of them, there's three of them.
How many, how often do they happen? How often do they happen?
The next one will be two weeks from now.
Yeah, fuck yeah, I don't know about it.
It's just, it's just the only, let's not, let's not be playing from Europe, I think it'll be fun.
I don't know if Stomper will be able to play the next one, he might be busy, but maybe he will be free, maybe he'll be free.
No, no, no, he said he said he could do all of them, because, because it'd be like in the AMs for him, and he's like, I'm late.
I'm gonna go B. I'm gonna go B. I'm gonna go B. Let's get stuck on the call. Let's get stuck on the call.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm probably gonna hold a stomp, bro, but I think he thinks that's sad, doesn't he?
Just...
Talk to somebody new, can't watch it with you, got it under the field
Not sure how long we've gone, they say touch it here but it's been too long
One of the first games, so I think we actually have a buy.
I think we have a buy.
So that means we don't have to play right away.
I think we play at 7.15.
We have to win two series.
We gotta win two series.
But yeah, everyone who played it
is gonna be like low SSL, I'm pretty sure.
But we're 80 seats, so I'm number one in threes right now,
or was number one in threes,
I think that's when they seeded it.
So we got a good seed, even though we don't have SSL players.
That's out of myself.
the low key we have a shot we've a shot
switch down yes bro are you locked in I'm locked probably I mean we're gonna have
to play good I don't know I think stop on my show up at like seven maybe but
I didn't tell him seven no I told him seven earlier so I feel like he
Probably
Yo, yo
wake up okay okay yo me and squishier in
court if you want to call if you want to
jump about a start
word to bro word to bro chat saying aura
bar I thought I'll see you check every
time he picks up the phone you guys say
aura yo squishy do you realize that that
is great is what he looks like he's
very well done he's gonna rock like to
you bro brush your teeth what hold up chat hold up I'll be back fine
I
Got a bunch of my teeth bro. Don't say shit about my teeth, please
So squirgy is there a way we could like warm up or do you think we just go in raw dog? No, come on
When stopping gets on we can do like one big cheese before in like casualty kind of it's up to you
Honestly, I don't think they're playing a game, let me get a-
We're just game plans.
You want me to just play ranked?
Just play ranked?
You can play ranked, yeah.
Stay there.
Stay there.
Stay there.
Stay there.
Honestly, Jinx, like, if you just, like, challenge, like, well, like, if you're the first guy
to challenge, you force the ball for me, and like, you, like, bump, get some bumps in,
well, like, we'll be good.
We'll be good.
No, 100%.
Bro, I'm gonna play well.
Jack, my first ever RLCS, guys, are you- do you guys think I'm gonna do well?
You guys are going to do good, laughing, ever well, stop, stop brother.
Yeah, I got it up.
You prepared bro?
Yeah, but I shouldn't have played a lot recently.
Nice, sir.
Whoa!
That's funny.
Bro, I'm warming up, dude.
Oh, they already got four.
All right!
They scored in nine seconds.
All right, now.
Are you sick?
Yeah, bro
Now your mouth mouth aura
aura has
Stop I'm asking Jinxie
If you don't get the other ones like are you able to do them? I don't even Europe was two weeks now Friday
It'd be late for you like 1 a.m.. 2 a.m..
I can let you know in like a few days
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no worries
I don't know. It's easier to sign us up now that it takes a bit of time to tell you this.
What the fuck is that bullshit?
He just owned a streamer.
Oh, I'm glad you're running his hat too.
Brother, brother, he just owned a streamer. What is that?
Yeah, stop it. If we make it tomorrow, we get a title, bro. That's the goal.
We gotta make it take two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know we haven't had a good high-rise it's good. We just gotta make it
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
The wind they to them we're top 30 in a name, bro, I don't think we're gonna make it there
No, no, no, thanks. Thanks. Thanks, bro. I like these kids are screaming for this day
and they're all like they have like 10k plus hours bro like listen it's not easy
we have to play good we have to play good we can't get away with sloppy gameplay
so if I was up with Zanin but here I still wouldn't win
no you wouldn't you would you'd make top 30 you might not make original what's up
stop you know Jinx would be Bolo you know who Bolo is dude he's showing me he's
showing me those are the first things he showed me every time
And then I think I think he followed that up with saying he is the gamer of the game with the year I'm pretty sure
Yeah
Shall I rarely ever bring up 2023 game
Where the shot I bring that up like once a year
We're gonna say that what about the Bolo win
Got it like that
We break this down to you. You're not it's like a normal call and bro me and something like
Bro we power up
Yeah, we need to get it we need to get mental bro feel like there's a chance we get into the lobby and we get our asses
Fuck they it's possible. So we need to get mental brother. We need
anybody
It is possible, but no no our brackets good our brackets good
So so because
Yeah, no energy we got good
It's like all like high GC's lowest stuff
It's doable doable um Jinx so because I was number one in threes last season
We got God seed low keeper 80 it's 80 50 to think in NA so a good bad
Very good. It's out of like 900 teams that signed up like all like pretty good players. So like
We're top 100 basically she did
That mentality bro we need better
Hell mindset you know what yeah, let me pull a goal out of my ass. How do y'all like to know if it
Good, I would never I don't even notice it cuz I don't hit a flip reset. Oh, that's true
Well, you gotta realize that flip reset update basically only affects good people like I don't
But you might have you ever had a flip reset like accident then
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have you have you have by accident for sure for sure for real?
Yeah, you but no novel dribbling like you go for like an aerial and like you accidentally go back too much in your view
stomach, yeah
Yeah, yeah, the boosting is good. That's actually noticeable. I think for like a new player
You don't have to like count it before you have to like count the boost time. Yeah, that's like if you make that
Yo, hi guys, would you do to run the bracket stuff for me or do you want me to do it?
I honestly have never done it before, I've always said something like that.
I might have to like check it and stuff, I don't know if you can do it for me or not.
Let me know.
So, tournament starts in 10 minutes, like are you guys nervous, Leos?
No bro, I'm ready to have fun with you guys, I think we're going to have a good ass time
like even if we lose even if we losing a second time
bro we're not gonna lose
I don't even say that word in this call
yeah put like bro we be
heyyyy we be
we really just be winning bro
you know I was watching like some Reddolls videos before this
hey if you feel warmed up like you get some good knowledge
nice bro
did you watch me in Reddolls 1v1?
I watched in 1v7
Yeah, now I was lost back then and I'm not bad enough.
You're better at that, man.
But I am a lot better, bro.
I think you can look at your diamond if you locked in, bro, but you just see this like,
has to believe, get a believe, bro.
I'm going to get diamond.
I'm going to get diamond.
What are you plotting right now?
Do you finish your license?
I always do my places in series on high power and high power.
Okay, okay.
So what are you right now? I am gc1 this three or four
DC to like this for I think
But that is hard
What else road you gonna punch me in the face
How many hours? I don't know. I'll say a lot though bro play on seats. I'm lucky. I'm lucky
I feel like you maybe did until I started screaming every day
Yeah, bro because never you took like a two-year rust hiatus
But you know like screaming. They had something like eight hours every day
I
Know what it's about push it
It's not we can run the ones where we're waiting. All right, let's go
This will be decided if we're gonna I
Can invite you if I get like oh ten this
No, I don't know you'll be good if you go
How many people play RLCS qualms?
There's usually like a thousand signups.
It's only teams that think they can win usually, right?
You're not scoring one point, really.
Alright, it's not fucking bumping me, fuck off!
If we win the qualms, I'm gonna have that badge, they have.
The world champion one, no.
Not that one, bro.
But there's another one.
RLCS challenger, RLCS challenger is called. It's like, top 128, top 128.
I'm sorry, bro.
4-fitting monster won't be fun, you're gonna lose. Shut the fuck up, kid.
Please, I'm gonna win.
This is my place in the city, this is like, you know, the show.
I'm a good guy.
You know one thing about Squishy stomping?
He shoots from like anywhere on the field and he shoots instantly and it does so much
power.
It's like a ninja.
I tell you, it's harder like he's Hispanic and he just generates weird power.
Like no, I've never seen anyone do it in my life.
It's not even close. The ball goes so hard.
I can't man. You're good, you're good bro. Don't see, don't get down on yourself.
Hold on, hold on.
If you have a squishy, it's like the worst thing to come around for the first time.
You just get out of the end.
No, no, no, no.
I know those 2z playstops like if you just child good like that like we actually we actually
win them on the clock.
You child good?
Jinx he's like really good bumper lowkey?
Jinx he's like god bumper?
Yeah I'm like throw a level bumper.
You actually are throw a level bumper.
Stomp is good at bumping too.
That was a good play.
That was a good play.
That was a good play.
That was a good play.
I clicked.
I clicked.
I clicked.
I'm left on my way back.
God son, me oh, I guess everything's just comedy in here. I don't know no one takes me serious in this chat as a real game
That's annoying dude. I go like a
alright, I'm not a one player
This is actually gonna be fun
Even though like we're probably gonna play
She should be up like 5-0 right now
That's what's the score is it close?
No, bro, it's not close at all. I haven't had one child on call
Because maybe this is bad I don't want to get down like you're a good place up
a good player
Maybe you should get your maybe you see your energy up. I won't be running see Jinx in the same
wait okay it's Sha, can we clip that? that's not a bad shot!
I didn't even like see you on my screen
I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it
it's like you know Flare and Myrake would have went for the boost right there
yeah yeah
wait I'm gonna watch your guys just one bevon
I want to see who my teammates are
watch your guys just one bevon
trying to read the team
our strengths
so squishy every time someone solves it's you holding up a world championship trust me?
Yeah, I didn't set that up. Yeah, I haven't changed it. I don't know how to change drinks. I'm so bad like I need to high-fives
I'm not a lot. I'm so bad with computer stuff. I'm a console player, bro
I just I had to play on this shit something five meal dude
Yeah, he's looking at him
So so so
You go you go it's kind of like chess drinks like
You gotta be smart about the way you play. Can't just go for the ball, you know.
Yeah, it's chess. Yeah, but then until the guy starts flying in the sky.
Oh, stop bumping my ass. No, no, no, no.
Bro, but like, this is what I'm talking about. Like, wait, nice, Zach.
Something, you look good out there, kid.
He's good, bro. He's not bad.
I wish I had nothing on you, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop, stop, stop. Make me nervous. Make me nervous.
I'm not gonna laugh.
Son, you look good out there, kid.
Yo, bro.
Got a score one. Got a score one. Got a score one.
See what he's doing now like that's good. I lost because
Yeah, I mean you're playing a fucking former world champ now you're not gonna win
But you're actually kind of holding your own
Bro to frame it for you squishy beat me 25 zero in five minutes. Yeah, I think he can be up like 20
Bro squishy beat me 25 zip you're actually good
look she's smiling cuz he's nervous right now watch yo I actually can't play
I see you go oh no he demoed you I actually can't play
see squishy kind of plays yeah it's very good
what are you guys doing what are you guys doing where your team where your
team. Don't get in my head.
So squishy.
Do you want to kick off?
What's up with that?
You didn't go for kickoff.
It's a strut.
It's a strut.
Are you scared of stopping?
OK.
OK.
Wait, what?
Have you got the move?
You saw you go.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, that's kind of a drop.
That's kind of, oh, no.
Oh, no.
Voss, how did he dribble that?
OK.
Wait, how are you watching?
Squishy, that was disgusting.
Is it stop-screeching?
I'm watching your Twitch stream.
my question your cute smile you got it bro
bro squishy sort of playing chatty stop I don't know what he did I'm playing
chatty bro just going up the wall yeah yeah yeah before the turn yeah but
stop it you know what you can look at this negatively or positively you know
what I'm gonna say you're losing eight to zero but guess what this guy's on your
freaking team you know that's true true true this guy is on your team no no if y'all listen
to me we're making out today bro I'm talking to you I got to have this guy on your team
hey stop the score one bro come on bro score one yeah that's bad oh wait so he tells me
score one or the other coxer pinching on that
Barra!
Squishy, what type of like vibes do you want in this team?
I'm gonna catch up.
Wait, wait, wait.
Coxer pinches on your teammates.
I think I used to get in here when we were on the Sun, bro.
Like before our game.
Folks, Sun, folk.
How about 1v2?
Alright, alright.
Maybe that's what we need, bro.
You guys said you elevate each other, right?
You guys
We live by we live by we've a good scene so we don't miss get brown
Brushing so you know like we don't live
You know
how you know I joined the match that's already live you pressed a little green
to the green like the bottom yeah everyone in the chat would get like
what you know that's not something's good bro you're not in the game you're not
in the game I don't think yeah but see that see the the picture at the bottom
of your screen like in the party they're glowing press that press join party
at work there you go there you go there you go
all right stop are you fucking ready dog yes bro join orange yeah all right
let's see the time you see like the chemistry that can't go I'm gonna get a
power stop yeah he's not gonna go I got a power stop okay I got a power stop
I missed the boost wait Jigsaw Demon bro what the fuck we why is he actually good
I didn't pick me, I go
I'm going on the ceiling
Oh shit, wait wait stop it is better when you're on the team
He's got a bomb, dude
Yeah
Nice, sad
I know I go
I don't want to get in the ball man
I'm not sad enough
I'm not sad enough, I'm sorry
Nice, back up, I'm on the left
oh my god wait wait that's all stop wait why is he actually better why is he
actually better we got the team bro I was looking for Jinx and then he just
scores like the moral support you know
save that one fuck not yeah why am I fucked up like I'm your teammate
right now your enemies yo I mean I mean stomp is a demon
That was his first try.
You got it?
Oh!
Oh my god, that was nice to see you close.
No!
I can't!
I can't!
Oh my god, that took too long.
Bro, you should still lose this.
He's not gonna go.
Jack, you know what I'm doing.
He's making a mistake.
I got faked by you, bro.
I didn't think he was gonna go.
You called me fuck-nut?
No, I'm locking in.
You called me fuck-nut.
I didn't call you fuck-nut.
I said save that one fuck-nut.
yeah who you said okay all right I'm unlocked and I'm going to get a
circle
oh stop it you got it yeah it's almost all right it's close call
oh yeah yo what is that drinks we need better than that today we better than
that today come on what is that what do you mean
That was a pass.
If I was the third on there, you're actually right.
Good pass.
He's so good.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Go, go, go.
Yo, yo, get off him.
Get off. No, no.
Over the middle.
I'm sorry, bitch.
How do you generate so much power?
I don't understand.
You gotta hit him with a tippy-drake.
I told you, bro.
Very tip.
That's like pure power.
He's gonna go.
He's gonna go.
Pretty good.
Not yet.
Oh.
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh.
Aw, I got you.
You got somebody, here they go, here they go.
Here they go!
I got him, I got him, I got him.
He kind of fucked them on me, right?
Okay, wait, wait, wait, stop.
How are you not dead?
I'm not gonna lie, that's pretty.
Not going, not going, not going.
Rats!
Take the list.
Open.
Nice shot.
Cool!
That shot from the kid.
Oh my god!
Come on, you're so good!
I'm sorry, you guys are doing good. I'm not gonna lie. You guys look solid. I guess you're
I'm not gonna lock this.
I'm not gonna see him.
I'm not gonna lock this.
I'm not gonna see him.
Chad, you actually saved that?
You're sent to lock this?
Oh my God.
I didn't play.
He's gonna go because it's me.
I know what he's doing.
I'm pretty good.
Because he knows I got speed left.
God, he's lost.
You're so smart.
You're so smart.
Stop in.
Don't be nervous.
Stop it.
Don't be nervous.
I got it.
I got it.
Proceed.
Oh, no.
Let me get the back here.
Let me get the back here.
Let me get the back here.
Let me get the back here.
Let me get the back here.
Let me get the back here.
Oh! Wait, did she get there? Wait, what the fuck?
I thought I was a golfer, sure.
Oh, oh, oh.
Dude.
I'm so bad.
Nick.
Oh.
Yeah!
He's actually good as fuck.
No, it's in my naaaaan! It's in my naaaaan!
Oh my god. He's so good. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yo, he's playing so good.
Oh my god. He's so good.
What a raid.
He's not gonna go because of Tila.
I have this guy figured out.
Bro, bumping, bumping, bumping, bumping, bumping.
Wait, wait, wait, how did you go?
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh my god.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Can you blink? I have no faith. I have no faith bro.
He flicked it.
He flicked it.
He flicked it.
The jumps are far.
I differ. Keep up.
You went in front of you.
Yeah, yeah.
Fine. Fine.
Okay, we're out for one.
No, bro.
Come on now.
You can't go.
Go, go, go, go.
Yo.
What are you doing?
Oh god. Oh god.
Oh god.
Don't tell me you're gonna back down to it! We're actually still good! Oh my god!
Yo! Yo!
This is so funny watching you.
He's gonna go, he's gonna go, he's gonna go, he's gonna go.
Don't mind that, I think.
I'm gonna try this, I'm gonna try that. I'm gonna like this, I'm gonna like this.
I took it, I'm gonna try this, I'm gonna like this.
No boost, no boost.
Right? Yeah bro, I lost.
I'm a bugger, I'm a bugger.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah!
I'm on your squishing!
Alright, alright, alright.
You're gonna lose.
Alright.
Bro, but he's just above you this what happened with squishy smack boosts
Fuck bro, you guys are doing good. I can't lot of know what to do. I just kick off. She's hard
What she's
Bro, what am I doing?
He looks so chatty, he looks so chatty
He's reading the fucking save bro
Oh now we're fucked, he has 100 boost on the wall
Bro, now we're dead, now we're dead
I'm gonna early get faster
Actually stay back, wow
Damn, my bad
We got a minute, we got a minute
Bro, you guys are fucking good
He's not gonna go
He's awkward, just a bit, keep up if you want it, if you want it, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh, no
Yo stop playing good, I mean
You double commit it with stop you don't commit it with him and then you bump me right after
the wait now you got it you got it
I'm not gonna lie stop you play fucking crazy, but yeah, that's big does bring something out of you bro like you die
I
Think she bought this real
No, I told I trolled to have their mental
No, I didn't try to help their mental like it. They're calm. They're smart. They're common to kickoff. Well, that's it's really hard to do anything
If you come kickoff all with like an advantage like a 1v2 advantage, it's really hard
In a number reset like I've hit a double reset, but I didn't score I think like you know
I don't have good mechanics like that.
That's not good.
Not this work.
And then get the way to the matches down that I check in, but never use the site.
I've found another one but I am the bad one I won't let you forget me
You left me falling and landing inside my...
I know that you want me dead
I take...
To make me feel lay okay
And I know it's all in my...
the psycho hell man
I feel like if you grind in this game you can get as a son bro like if you like
full ground yeah what's that why's my chat saying 999 bro oh juice is in this
guys don't start don't start I have a pencil okay yeah bro if I won't be one
stomping I'm gonna lose by 25 and I'm gonna be mental chop so I think we
just chill as a team and just have happiness now I'm gonna have right now
I'm on cloud nine like we just beat squishy bro yeah but now I'm like down
of the dumps you know what I mean so it's like yeah I need to pick me up
number one in the world in three not brother I'm like like I watched yesterday
right in warm up I gotta go crazy in this turn I gotta lock it yeah
now if we calm down if we calm get our cam can carry us low key I didn't we got
good cam and we're gonna come together I'm gonna show y'all quick triple flip
pretty sure it's good can I be honest with you it's a brah yeah yeah yes
bro you don't even need you to carry like not even carry bro we need you to
literally turn into LeBron on the cast dude style yeah like low key though you're
actually both really good at bumping maybe should abuse that shit
Nothing is so broken
We're gonna
You'd also like take their boots. Yeah, I think they're booze but they their corners and then fake challenging to me so good
50s
You got it
Now I want you to get one go to the agent. That's the goal. I want one go out of you and RCS
All right
I can't go
I want to see one go out of you and RLCS bro, I want you to score in Pro League.
You'll be probably one of the only plots to ever score in Pro League bro.
That's crazy.
Hey if we play all three bro, if we play the whole split you're going to get a kill.
you're gonna get one little jaren, found to happen.
Maybe we'll make the major bro,
maybe we'll be playing the major.
Wait, so let me get this straight.
I just jumped on accident, oh hell no.
You said we need to win two series,
but if we get a five, we see we win one series?
No, no, no, so it would've been three,
but the buy made it two.
Oh no.
How many games are we allowed to lose?
You can lose one, then there's a lower bracket.
Oh god.
So we have two lives?
Oh my god.
I had no idea you could even do that.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I was like a pro shot, bro.
What the fuck?
Okay, he's locked. He's locked. I can't lie. He's actually locked. It's a good job.
Bro, stop it. That was crazy!
That's like SSL stuff.
I'm not glad. That was the most power I've ever gotten on a flip-flop.
Yeah, that's just like a pro shot, I'm not gonna lie.
So, but you're so handsome, bro. God, what a shot.
Should be ready to check in after this.
1v1 him. I'm good off that, bro. He's going toe-to-toe with Squishy right now.
I'm not one you want to get
Oh my god
Oh my god
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Double fake? You're so good
You recognize that they're fakes now
That's actually good
Like there's nothing I can do though
Nah, you did good, you blocked the main
like, threat but you can't block it
also
Nah, I'm a failure bruh
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You just fucking moment, dude
Reset yeah, what's that shit right now feel you use one rookie of the year in fucking our seats, bro
Damn brother ever say that shit, bro. You know this guy won't get a year in our sense
Like a oh yeah, like this just recently. Yeah
Congrats
Deserve deserve
Fucking oh, yeah, bro
Wait a minute. Wait a minute
the world are you on? Oh my god! Oh god bro! Yo, this guy's getting a reset every time.
Wait Jinx, I think it's you bro. I think it actually is like, like, I've won one of them
before bro. It wasn't like, he wasn't hitting shots like this.
Bro stop, what the fuck. Now there's lead. I can't bro.
Yeah, he has been warming up though. Like you've been watching shit right? Like you've
been locking in for the same thing. I think you're ready.
Preparing really hard for the kill
You're laughing at shit?
I think he's the heart of our team bro, he's the heart of our team
Like he's gonna keep us in immense something
Oh should we get high vibes of the coach?
You can get a coach?
Yeah, oh my god, yes.
High vibes!
Do you want to coach us in this RLCS?
Every pro team has a coach, bro.
Yeah.
High vibes!
Don't be no toxic at all!
Holy shit!
I can't be a positive coach!
every team needs a coast bro yes yeah yeah you're playing good bro you've been
saving that skill high by said sure bro why does it sound condescending appreciate
the gift easy yo join new call we know I got to make new no no no no no no no no
let me get to this join new call join new call us yes join your join okay
No, no, no, no, you're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. I was gonna strong. I've mine joined the new call
Stopping you peaking was three feet there up
How about drinks to college
Wait, hi-wise is our coach?
Yeah, so we have a pro league coach.
Yeah, I almost forgot.
Hi-wise is our pro coach.
Now, hi-wise, if you're on that trolling bullshit today, bro, I'm just gonna serve her death.
Look, bro, I need you to uplift me.
I'm not no punching bag, dude.
Do the uplift me, hi-wise, please.
I'll play good if you do.
Oh
Thank you, you're basically a pigeon finger. Thanks, man
Appreciate that. I don't know chapter to go my side for that
I might be more of this
Yes
This year's so
Top of us got back to
around the booths
Can't push the gift for like what I even do
you're like the heart failure of the team jinxing
heart failure
join in one second yeah take your time coach
coach take your time just remember what i said bro i'm not on the
bullshit of that i need a real coach like a legitimate coach
you lost this to your volume up
We need some time we need the French comms, bro. I just had a point for that. I can't
reveal you
If you all beat me bro, dude, yes, like good. I'm not gonna lie. I love what I saw when you guys on the scene
Yeah, I love what I saw. I love it. I'm trying to play some like SSL's right now. Come on
Hello, hello, yo, what's up, coach? Wait, are you a sub also? Hi. Yes. Yes. Yes
so we might have you I was over better off without you I kid I kid I kid let me
say this look hi bye this is our house yes right yeah are you locked I only see
two players forming up right now it's a box happened okay I need to be ready to
fix something I'm here by let me say this bro hi guys this is the beginning of
my pro career what do we play what do we play what do we play oh you guys have a
first round by like how long is that let me check I don't even think they're
games like how about the game you're waiting on they didn't report scores
and it's been 25 minutes okay 25 minutes yeah it's counting up 25 minutes
in 20 seconds. Okay. Jinx. Yes. Hello. Okay. You can hear me, right? Yeah. So I couldn't.
Okay. Let me be clear when I say this, bro. This is the beginning of my professional rock
league journey, bro. This is my day you in RLCS. I need a positive, loving, wholesome,
uplifting coach. Not none of that bullshit, bro, because I'll serve her deaf and quick.
Not that bullshit today, bro. I need party, liberty and love.
No, of course, of course. I'm here to be it.
Yeah, I know you are. You're a great player, bro. You're a great player.
I can hear you smiling. I can literally hear you.
Hey, bro, I'm just trying to uplift. I'm just trying to uplift here.
You wanna like, you playing a warming up though for the team?
Yeah, let me play a little 1v1. Let me play a little solo.
Well, I'm actually a free player, but it's all good.
Oh, you want me to come in?
Oh, yeah, you should go in the free player.
Oh, you're sad that you didn't meet a free player, coach, I got you.
You can do it in the part.
I don't know why you just left the party.
It's all good though.
Listen, Jinxie, this is your moment, bro.
This is our moment, the team, we, okay?
So this is our big moment.
We got by the way, can you stop bro? You're not even doing free play, right?
Yeah
Well, you're not even hitting the ball before you reset in free play. How do you fuck this up anyways?
Yeah, bro, we got this. I think you have to clock out at what nine you said
We'll be good
Will be good
Rocking there. No, you got place to go like yeah
What the hell is that about?
I got a place to go.
You scheduled that on normal CS there?
We're not making it tonight.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, what is that man?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Guys, I'm not good!
You are good!
Look, I gotta break the fourth wall with the spear.
Guys, I'm not a good player dude.
This is like make a wish that I'm even here.
No man, you are good.
Big T, while you're in triple-A, can you please do a flippery set?
I need to see if you-
Yeah, let me do a flippery set and then solve world hunger.
I
Tempt it attempt it
How do you ever like want to improve is you don't try new things
Drive it up a wall. Do you know how to do not a air dribble off a wall enough?
I'm a black player.
Air dribble off the wall, coach.
Do your research.
Hey bro.
Alright, you need a training back.
I got you.
Let me find one.
We need to lock you in for this tournament.
Yeah bro, let's flip reset with five minutes
to go to our game.
Oh, excuse me, how long does it take?
How long does it take?
So, we have a first round buy.
Yeah, yeah.
And the other team has been going for 28 minutes. Yeah, I should be like it should be like any minute now
Bro, they haven't reported this for a watch this
Bar
Bar
Yeah, watch this
They call me double top Jakes
Bar
Can I get in the net?
This is not that easy.
I can hear the sticks, bro.
This is what I like to see, Janks.
Double top, so the arrows are a little shaky.
That's okay though.
Why do you never...
I'm just seeing something.
when you go for for aerials you don't you don't like use your second jump so
like you're slow to the ball I thought that was like jump jump jump jump till
back jinks jump jump till back
there you go
I
Jump jump there you go see coach has already improved in you
I brought it to Jake's brother just pre-joined
Pretty soon, I mean you could you could play a game if you want you play right game if you want
Well, yes, I'll play it. Wait. Oh hold on. Yeah, I hear when I play a cat, it might be low key like the same level
play. It seemed like the same level we're gonna play I think with the one cash. Yeah like I think
it's good to get Rapsun as a team here dude. Legitimate. Yeah. Yeah. Wait is it BF3 right?
BF3, BF3, yeah. Okay, I think Lotteron is just ended. They just ended. Okay, I think Lotteron is
BF5. That's fine, we can play the one. Hey JX, another important tip for Rocker, they hit the ball.
They got like
They got lap bands in this shit
No, no, no, no
All right lock in learn to drive around out of here then leave bro
Back right yeah, oh black you'd you're up. I'm a fucking oh my god. I actually
By the way, if we lose to a team name prevail gaming team blue
You came back wall?
Xxy, you got that?
I'll just throw.
Okay, one of them is AFK.
One of them is AFK.
I mean, we didn't really get the fact that you needed here.
This is where we're scrimmed.
Other teams are scrimming for an hour against pro teams right now.
We're playing these guys.
It's all good.
Yeah, bro, we're ready to go.
Let's do this shit.
We're locked in there.
Scrims.
We don't need fucking scrims.
Blocked left?
No, you go.
Bro, he doesn't know how to do it.
K-File.
No, it's good.
That's good.
Do you saw?
Me.
I'm not talking to you.
I'm not talking to you.
I go, I go.
I have to have a little more time to react.
You gotta let me know earlier.
My fault. I'll let you know super early.
Yeah.
Alright.
Go man, go. Okay, okay. I see you.
Wait. Sit there.
I see you.
You see?
Oh, I like that you went.
I like that you went though.
Nice cut, we got it, Jinx are you ready?
Have a middle bro, for you.
Nice shot, nice shot.
Ahhhh, middle six!
Okay, I've lost back, I'm good.
Fucking picture mavericks.
I'm not a picture maverick.
I'm not a picture maverick.
What type of fucking code?
We need motivational words.
Hey Jinx, can you communicate like what's happening in your brain where you're trying to go for?
Yeah, I got it.
I'm trying to get out of my fucking ear.
You have to.
I'll just, I go, I go.
Six, six, six.
Oh!
Good pass.
Good pass, Jinx.
Good pass, bro.
Is it not?
Coach, tell me a good job.
Hey, Jinxie, great shit.
Hey, what I will say, Jinxie, more communication.
You need to let your team know where you're out on the pitch,
what you're looking for, you know what I'm saying?
Et cetera.
They can't read minds.
They can't read minds.
minds I stopped their automatic disqualification
opponent automatically disqualified in seven minutes
oh my god we could be one where we could win
yes
nice defense could work
thanks he challenged for me
beautiful bro literally you did not
go again go again yeah
back to the middle middle
yeah
Oh my what if we're low-key moving together wait wait wait we actually have camera we actually
have camera. There we go oh my god.
Squishy I better your real one. Stand this back.
Alright.
That's a pre-kicker product.
Safe.
I got it I got it.
Oh I want to hit it into you.
I got the info, I got the info. Our match is ready. You guys ready, bro?
Oh, no, they're not gonna force it.
Alright, that's fine.
So, tell me a little bit about these guys before we get into here.
Are they what? SSL? Pro?
DC, DC, DC. DC3.
I'm gonna take a DC, bro.
DC3, bro. Some SSL, maybe. Maybe one. Thank you, Dad.
Alright, did we leave?
Uh... Yeah, we could see.
We could just try.
Or we could be kind of, we could be kind of war.
poor one
Thanks, uh, thanks
Yo, so okay, we're about to play three grand champions and I go in like three play right now
I'm gonna let us in you don't worry. You can do it or you want
I'm about to let us
Join that
What do we live? Oh, no, you can't be reading like bad message. No, it's every man like
I got it bro.
Yo Jinxie you're handsome today.
That's a good one.
Someone actually said that.
No I made that up.
Yeah I knew it.
I literally knew it bro.
This is casual you know.
Guys I'm actually nervy.
I'm nervy.
You should just play your game.
You know what I'm saying?
Your game got you here.
I don't think you guys can leave the pass right now.
You don't have to do anything special.
Coach is laughing and a teammate is laughing.
Again, what type of environment is this called?
I don't have a top tier player, dude.
Of course you want to be.
Okay, do you want to be?
Yeah, right now.
We need you to want to be, bro.
Yeah, we need the energy.
What's going on?
B2G2.
Two seed.
Yeah, I think the second one might be best if I have time.
Can you do something like dabbling to figure that out?
I'm not sure.
Let me look.
Wait, where are you?
One team, one team, one team, one team.
Oh, god.
We're orange, we're team orange.
We're not in the end, we're not in the end.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm nervous.
We're good, bro.
This is my first time ever playing RLCS.
Wish you could grab my dick, please.
Sorry.
Oh, what?
Sorry, bro, bro.
Listen, guys, we just gotta believe in each other.
That's it, bro.
Just believe you.
Yeah, but this is, like, now this is getting real.
Now it's real.
Like, earlier we were talking about playing RLCS.
now it's happening in like the next 30 seconds
i thought last night all you do is quick chat and watch it
someone said it to you? why read that? why read that?
switch bro i don't remember bro but
you were probably trolling me so i just like
quick chat
congrats on the kid
i do not know squishy i do not know
it doesn't matter if it will figure it out
Yeah, I mean if they don't join the game it's a DQ, I'm fine with that.
Well, yeah, we'll take that every day of the fucking week!
If there's a DQ we can float into next day!
If I can chase it.
Yeah, literally, yo, can you protest in this shit?
Is there a way to protest?
You could, you could.
Like, what if there's a bot playing in RLCS?
Yes, yeah, you could protest.
What if we get picked against bots?
No, bro.
No, bro.
Chatted I'm nervous guys. Somebody help me out here, please. Thanks. I'm gonna be honest, bro
Like I played a lot of pro games my career and like right before the match right here in this screen
It's the most nerve-wracking part when you're in there
Do we do it? Yeah, you guys ready? Lock him. All right. I'm ready
I was any any words before we hit kickoff. Hey guys
Communicate the ball
Go. No, I'm saying come on. I cry
Oh, you said that later
You're gonna go
I'm always gonna dead for drinks
I got it
I'm gonna bark
Let's go, let's go, alright good start
Hold on, calm down
Calm down
You're gonna get everything
There you go
I'm gonna fall in
I might die, I might die
He is back, back when you're careful
I'm feeling it
No chat, I know I saw it
Oh, nice one, I'm sure, I have zero.
Keep following Jax.
Nice, nice.
Pitch.
I went for a step, it's fine.
Nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Over at the...
Ah, he pre-jumped.
Nice, nice, he jumped.
Do you have any go-drinks?
Just force anything, anything, anything.
Okay, okay.
Just behind you.
Nice, he kicked out. I got it.
Went in first touch.
Oh no.
Jinx your last, your last bro.
Okay, okay, fine.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Nah, I shouldn't have went, I see committed, cause...
Yeah, I see committed, I see committed.
All good, all good guys, all good.
Nice to go, nice to go.
Okay, you switch.
I got it, I got one more
Should I follow him?
I can't get him
Fuck!
Oh, I got it
I'm behind now
It's fine, I'm taking it
I got it
Oh yeah, yeah
Should I follow something?
I got it
Nice
I can't shoot well
Nice, nice, nice
I'm not ball chasing, I just can't get to the ball
Shut the fuck up
I got it, I got it, I got it
I can't get there you motherfuckers
I'm not calling, Hitting!
Tryna go and change this force, this force bro
Play like a DMG, go bump, go bump, like what are you getting at?
I got it
Run run, run
That's fine, come on, come here
He's down, he's down
Come here
Alright, Jinx you have to get a good touch here
Let's hit it
Oh my god, you better go to get it
Hopping, I got it
Jinx you can try if you want, let's go bro
Get in there. Oh
Stop stop stop
No, we're good track a track
Good position a good position
There you go. Hey, yo, don't fuck I'm like in the past
I got a lot. Hey, do you love that keep it keep up energy bro?
All right, I'm gonna do this
Yeah, yeah, I'll try one more
I'm gonna fix this
Yeah
You can go
Rails my
Okay
spot you're good to get stuff that's yeah I'm back how'd I go to you up drinks
love that love that let's get you're saying for us in front of your fortune
it's gonna be I'm here man love that fake yeah yeah yeah nice again about the
Can you force me force me?
Let's get him out of here, leave me leave me
Oh, oh
Nice nice nice nice nice
We're good we're good we're good
I thought they were gonna hit it
I'm leaving I'm leaving
No worries guys
Nice, good good
Anything Jinx?
Oh no
No bro bro bro bro bro
I
Started from the beginning Jinxie I'm halfway fucking dizzy
Stop yourself, bro, we got a lot of game left yeah
I got it.
You got it?
I'll have to take the boost.
You're okay, you're okay.
Nice.
I'm hitting my neck.
You see more communication out of you, bro.
What in the house like communication?
Shut the fuck up.
Stop an ass.
Stop an ass.
Are you gonna go?
And then you didn't say anything, you just drove around in circles.
anyway, it's gonna get it
alright, we got this guy
I go, I go, I go
nice
I go again
stop
did we go?
yeah, just go
I got that
for the follow up, free touch, free touch
I'm there
I want some boost, I want some boost
I got that, I got that
yep, watch some paths
stop, anything is good, anything is good bro
I'm back I'm back yeah I'm back I got it
I got it
I got it I got it
I got it I got it
Stop stop middle middle middle middle middle middle
Oh oh
I got it
Hey wait wait wait that's map one right?
That's map one no hey no worries
This guy back in scrims, map one!
Run it, run it, run it, run it, run it!
Oh, good, hey, oh, good!
Okay, that was a warm up game.
Yo, we can do this, we can do this!
Thanks for your play, well, what I will say,
um, more communication,
something that didn't know what you were doing,
you were just silent, you were playing the mute games.
Yo, coach!
Also, coach, do you wanna get started with the face?
Kushi, you're doing well out there, Kushi.
No issues with you, bro.
Thank you, coach.
Stoppin', on goal, uh...
Questionable.
Let me get Squishy's controls, that's the problem.
You got the...
Nothing, bro, you're kidding.
I'm not a pitch invader!
I've got time out these fuckers!
It's looking like it, alright, dude.
I'm not gonna play it.
Alright, let's go.
No, no, we're good.
Alright guys, let's talk in a second, we got this shit.
Alright.
Stoppin', try to get a backflip.
Thanks, EGZ.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
What?
Like how do you like, how do you even do that, bro?
You got shit, bro.
Thank you, thank you.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
Nice, nice.
Nice.
Good kickoff, Jinx.
I got it.
Good kickoff, good kickoff.
You got it.
You see, collect some boost, bro.
You're always naked.
Get collect some boost.
You got it, Jinx.
There's lobby.
Touch, touch.
See, no communication again.
I got it now.
now
careful, they should last you
should they go now?
anything's good
perfect
good force
we're good
oh
you got that stuff?
nice, stand
just 50
drinks?
I got you.
No worries.
Coach, I would have hit him in the face.
I'm faking.
I'm faking my good.
Yeah, turn, turn.
Kind of awkward.
I got it.
I'm gonna leave, I'm gonna leave.
I'm gonna take, I'm gonna take.
Where'd you see that?
Very fake.
Ah, you're last.
Just scrubbing, scrubbing.
Shot? Oh, good try, good try, good try.
You first, thanks.
I got it.
Oh.
You got it?
I got it, I got it.
I got it.
I'm bouncing.
You got it, Dixie, just go.
I'm on my way.
Okay.
Fuck this, fuck me!
Nice aim, nice aim.
I'm in that, I'm here.
Can you follow?
Nice to hear me.
I'm not done, I'm not done.
Dixie, I got it.
For right!
For right!
Dixie, Dixie!
Nice!
Nice, nice, nice!
Here you go, Dixie!
Hey, look at that communication. Do you see what happens?
Great communication
Don't go new on the team. Don't go new
Communicate
Good job
I just said magic. Oh
I
Happen
I'm taking the corner he's up. I'm in that here you go
Of course you guys think too. I got I got
Can't really be there just for the night. Oh
Oh good try good try
If it was out I would have had the follow-through.
Squishy, you think you would have saved that if you were my position?
No.
Yeah.
But it's okay, it's okay.
Oh, sorry.
You're doing good.
One more flip.
Swarm, Swarm, Swarm.
Nice, nice.
There we go.
Squishy, I don't know, like, if you want Squishy, I could give you a follow-through.
I'm not gonna give it to you.
Wow.
Nice
There we go
It's over dude.
Focus on the game in hand bro.
We got a lock in.
We got a lock in.
So you win.
So you win.
You see another goal bro.
It's going to be a confidence count.
Yeah bro, I got one goal a game right now.
You have two.
Yeah, you have two.
Yeah.
I got it.
You said you wanted one goal today.
How about three this series quick?
Nice one.
Nice one.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Let's try doing
Yeah, I'm time. Thanks. You go for that. Thanks. You go. Oh
Nice
No, no, no, but it's really good to go to this shit. I'm really good
Like what plot is doing this? What plot tell me? Oh, I'm gonna say bro check. Don't take me
I think I think it's nice. It's good. It's good. Nice. I got it. I got it
me me all every single one
just the game that has a lot to last weeks to go save the front one guys relax it's five to one we won
you're heading to your show coach I had like I'm bad
I mean my players have been in the game right now
They see your player just got it. Yeah, that's right for a backboard
They see Jixie Jixie Jixie
Off the wall off the wall take it Jix
They
How do you zero boost all the time
I
Fucking boost leak
I don't care about none of that
Come on, come on, come on
Over the middle, one more
Nice, actually a touch
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh my god!
The mental is gone
Bro, the mental is gone
You guys sound good
How do we do some math?
How do we draw the map to y'all?
Jixi shit talking in their head
One silly yeah, yeah, all right bombs
Only the worst player talking shit. Yeah
I'd be the first guy like shit talking like that also
Aha, no
All right
But Jix you're actually in the head. I know bro
Guys, I'm a platinum player against three grand champs, and I'm walking out of the stadium with two goals
I'm gonna see us in the second game. I mean come on. Oh, hi, bro
No, but we got you next game. Yes, you guys didn't try sure
Somebody say Brazil I couldn't hold up. Let me just say Brazil Adam Fisher that 19 months. Thank you, bro
Wait, so we're we're gonna like advance in the winter bracket if we win this if we win bro
You go you go you go you go
I got it, I got it.
You go.
Oh, bro.
Nice, James.
Nice.
Nice, James.
Nice.
Nice.
You see, way to staying the play.
Good job.
Let me just stand.
Oh, I'm so excited.
I'm here.
Oh, legitimately, chat.
I
legitimately chat like I see I keep him here keep him here
I get back left you know they get a back left
Oh the ball in the right circle
We're good. We're good. I gotta get it
Play it to me
Thanks, thanks more rotation bro
Where are you bro
It's well, where do I pass the car?
You can't turn for that James. You can't turn for that. You double committed by locking nobody's fault for you
I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have to go
You go I'm Bob
Nice time. They stop take a time. We can get off the boost bro. Yeah. I mean, what is he doing?
I don't know where to get out of the boost
I got it, I got it, I got it
Nice
I need to back up, no, no, no, no, stop
I need to boost
Nice thing
Nice thing
Oh, I can't stop smiling, I can't stop smiling
Yo, coach, remove your mic from your esophagus, coach
Yeah, I need to boost, I need to boost
Over the middle
What?
Finks you're naked, you have 20 boosts, you gotta get something
Oh, that's there back there you go again. Yep. I got it down right to us. Oh, it's a locker. I think so
Oh
Oh
I got it
I
Can't focus with this fucker you make it get some booze
Thanks for that
Topic issue
Oh
Look me look me you just do it anyone go nice
Nice
I have nothing.
No.
Leave him for me.
I have a bomb.
Yeah, you have a bomb.
Yup, my best friend.
I can't kill him.
Yeah, you're good.
I have one more.
Taking.
He didn't go.
Mine?
Thanks.
Oh, shit.
He missed.
You missed.
No chance.
Got it.
No.
Can you, can you?
You gotta go, James.
Yep.
Start to find the opening.
Come on.
Nice dream.
Here's a Mario, there's a Mario.
You got it though, no need.
I'm up.
I will stop it, yeah.
Here.
The lane, yeah.
They are on my corner, I'm 12.
I go, I go, I go.
no it's all good listen we got a minute 30 it's not over no worries no guys no
worries at all no worries at all over and and and and I don't see another way
I just fucked you up, dude.
Oh, shit.
You go for me, Jinx.
You see no boost.
It's all good.
It's all good.
Get the corner.
Get that.
Lot of over.
One touch, Jinx.
Nice.
Did you squish you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mid?
Oh!
Finish that, please.
Oh, come on.
Kill, kill, kill.
I'm gonna kill myself.
Where are you going?
I'm gonna kill myself.
I'm gonna kill myself.
I'm gonna kill myself.
I'm gonna kill myself.
I'm gonna kill myself.
I'm gonna kill myself.
I'm gonna kill myself.
I'm gonna kill myself.
we're good we're good we're not good we got to finish i got i got i got i got i got
two one minute left drinks you're having the game
i'll just uh you
i got no boost
nice oh was it in oh please we need it
oh nice hold on hold on
vulnerable stop it bommel
i'm like uh okay oh my god that's what it was
CHAP! Hold! Hold! Hold!
You go Jynx, you go Jynx.
I go, I go, I go.
Hope Paul no.
Stop him.
He's not playing shit.
We're trying to split yet.
Up.
Alright, just put high. You have it, you have it.
Oh.
Got him.
Oh, that actually shot up there quickly.
Nah, I got it.
Oh, Jynx, you don't need to turn there, Jynx.
Just broke it out of the play.
Ah, just try it, just try it.
Shut up, high five, shut up.
I got that, I got that.
You win, you win.
Oh you reed, bro.
You can try, Jinx, you can try.
Not over, not over.
I got it.
Yeah, yeah, go.
Let's say you can't compete, you got three goals.
You have three goals
No worries guys. Hey, who I you know Jay era who are you what a saving you're gonna go out with the next two rounds, bro
Relax, let's go relax or are the illusion back in the first time
Yep
No
Pay for a world championship
I put terrible
I was sort of a goal-scoring machine. I don't know what the problem
I love scoring machine, dad.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Team blaming
Jinx come on bro. I thought I did I tried it, but they're doing opposite. I think yeah
It's kind of awkward
Oh, I got you.
Have I get active Jinx go for ship?
I literally just need confidence.
That's good. I got it.
My first touch.
I'm gonna hit it and drop it off.
Yeah.
There you go!
There you go!
There you go, bro!
I'm just gonna say this, bro.
I might not be the problem with this game.
Yeah.
I'm waiting for you right now.
We see.
We'll take more changes right there.
Perfect.
You go stop.
You go stop.
Nice.
Nice.
Thanks.
Follow ya.
I got it.
Go bomb.
Bombs.
Fancy.
Bombs.
Open.
Open.
Open.
Nice.
Bombs.
Nice.
Bombs.
These guys are ass.
Yeah.
Play correct, bro.
We got this.
What do you think is the problem if you have a problem being stuck just say I'm not gonna say
names I got 20 years yeah you know you're not playing as bad as I thought you don't
you're doing it
you got it
nice
get back and take a time to get up
oh i'm out of score
you're still on it
love that love the team
stop it
you're rousing me right now score please
He's not 15 he's not 15
No score. Oh, oh nice. They go
All get here get here
Stop it like to me. Oh stop stop. I got it
It's all right, it's all right
It's remember to play where we position across you do like a little pass in the shop
Oh, oh
To back drinks
Someone take somebody
Nice, you take again
Nice
Stopping in the chug flamethrower like maximum chemistry like he's like an outlier right now on the foreboard if we
No, I'm allowed to play with y'all. I'm just not allowed to play. Like these skips aren't ready for me to try out a little bit.
I dribble. Play it? There you go.
Oh my god.
You got one with so hard.
Fuck.
I'm back. I'm back. Back right. Turn off the boost, Jinx.
Off my boost.
I got it. I got it.
I think...
I think...
What's up with all the laughter?
Jinx, Jinx, Jinx, Jinx!
That was a good one.
I'm not gonna lie about that.
go again go again continue you continue yeah try hey good try
not really a try it's a fake
oh my man little
oh my man fast fast stop it
oh my man fast fast stop it
dude look at the light
the chemistry bro
pass to yourself
oh we gotta speak one more team
are we gonna ask
uh two
yeah same done yet bro this thing these guys could turn out nice oh that's right
oh I'm sure why is he laughing it's a good try bro nice try Nick thank you
brother look dude I have four goals man yeah one of you this is it this turn
in this time of year you actually would be one of the top performers in a
tournament probably you did this that's like that I got it I got it I'm back
I'm right yeah oh my god thanks you got that let's see the defense
I'll speak to you in a bit
I'll give you a
I got it
I'll just take it
See you T-Links
What's up?
Good faith
Passed back
He passed back
There's one more though
I got it
See you
Oh my
Double tap, thanks
I'm I'm across across top. Oh, see me
You see you got that you got the open app, bro
Not bad the game's not over
Yeah
I get
You see well played well played seriously
Well, the name is free win
You're in the air for no reason you'll catch out one one be an R6 or class route
It will be a swift obliteration.
Flash her out.
One more time, bitch!
Ready up, bro. Come on.
Let's just go up to, like,
the weather bracket final and then win next week or whatever it is.
Yeah.
I have a question. Do y'all want it? Do y'all want it?
And this is a good question.
Bro, do you guys know when there's, like, dust in your belly button?
What is that? What is that?
I don't know. He's from, like, the shirt.
Like, Lane, bro? Like, Lane?
The shirt?
The same color as the shirt you wear probably
How does it formulate?
You have like hair or a hairy belly button?
Like a hairy belly button?
Yeah, that's probably why
Probably like traps it, like catches your hair and goes in there
I'll follow that
Alright
I didn't even turn the team
I didn't even load it bro
I'm on the roof
I was taking my belly button
Run it run it
Oh my god, wait, he's just turning it
yo focus focus focus
yeah you're on your bad
hey i want drinks
oh what the f**k
yo yo you got drinks nice
okay i can't really get that though
yo jeez what
i'm gonna make a photo of you tomorrow
now you gotta come back
i'm gonna make one of those
you know i must lock this guy
bro what are we talking about
about. Oh, you jinx, you jinx, you jinx. Oh, I'm talking. Nice job. Oh, I'm far, I'm far.
Try something. Nice. What's it out? You see what's it out? Good boost. Oh my God. I got
it. I got it. Go, man. Go, man. Go, man. Go, man. Go, man. Go, man. Go, man. Go, man.
Oh, it's like oh
Nice
Yo, jixie, can you lock it you got a lock in lock the fucking you're talking about bagels
You're you're digging in your belly button like what is happening right now?
Right right stop
You see collect booths saying the play please. Yeah, you Jin see you nice nice time
Nice!
Wait, Jinx me!
OHH!
NICE GAME!
So...
That's my goal?
No, no, no, no, no.
At the end of the day, I'm a skill player.
And I don't care what the chat says.
I'm sworn with grand chance.
I'm a skill fucking player.
Take a stop, take it.
Go right, make a move.
I'm playing Max, bro. I have high jack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll chill.
I'm taking these cats.
Who do you play Max?
8?
Yo, J- you fucked up the fate, bruh.
Go again, go again.
You, J-C-U.
OHH!
You don't use your second job
You see jump jump boost jump jump boost jump jump boost jump
to me to you right
opposite wall
yeah i'm across i'm across
like booze saying to play jinx
oh what
oh nice jinx
stop anything bruh
i missed the roof
get active jinx to you
you
let's go again go again bruh
you again jinx you again
oh god
oh god
oh god
oh god
oh god
oh god
oh god
oh god
oh god
I
get you one more James get in there bruh
yep oh
nice
you're fake
they see me they get scared
look look look
this is all me
all me
double fake double fake double fake
double fake double fake
fake fake
jixi one
that's good that's good
you see one be three one be three
oh you jinx
oh you have to be here
oh nice
oh my god
passing it left passing it left one more left one more left
bubble swish
you see
you see
you see
that's the middle the fucking thing you dog
well it's to my left to my left of me
that's the middle damn
middle
gonna play jinx stand the play
don't fuck up our cons
right here jinx right here jinx you you jinx
there we go
no worries you got it I got it I got it
we need no worries bitch
I'm leaving it for you, I'm leaving it for you, take it home, nice!
Bommel, Bommel, stomping, good work, good work.
Stopping, you're so good at life, oh my god, look at stomping, you're so good at life.
Yo chat, y'all little Richard Sherman interview, no no skip, skip, I'm better at life than you, skip.
Remember that interview?
No skip, I'm better at life than you.
You go Zag, you go.
Thanks to get you one more bro. You'll be on six of them.
It's been the same since the first time I've been gone.
Get there, get there.
Yeah, and if I had to go to the same since you're certainly gone, get in there.
Alright, G.
Thanks, G. Yo, get in there, bro. I'm trying to pass you the ball.
He's AFK in the net, I'm not kidding.
AFK, I'm not kidding.
AFK in the net.
Yeah, we're in RLCS, bro.
This is a big tournament.
Whether it's 5-1, take a tailpill, damn!
This team only wants fucking greatness, bro.
gotta be locked in at all times yeah see what happens we're not locked in I don't
know what he's doing but to be honest it was my brother
jixie what uh what frames do you play on this game for you just play the monitor
whatever you're a fresh right now
whatever you're a fresh right now
that's what I'm saying
what the fuck is that?
what the fuck is happening?
it's in my neck when I'm about to take the ball
oh my god what's the question?
I'm not even kidding
my pants is a waterfall right now
just watch it
look at how it again
musty on their fuck faces
it's supposed to be so hot
all you dinks, all you dinks
Let's get you one more go
Hey, we got our first win in the RL. Yes first win in the RLCS
Again again, I'm here
Nice again
I have nothing.
Jinxing?
Facing Jinx.
Facing.
Back off for you.
Back off for you.
Open up again.
You Jinx.
You.
Facing.
Hang.
Let's go!
Oh!
Jinxing.
Wow.
I thought I liked it.
Facing.
You see that?
Gib squishing his time.
Gib squishing his time.
Watch it.
Watch it.
Watch it.
Watch it.
Watch it.
Watch it.
No.
Not.
You didn't flip bro.
He's just out of his thing for work.
I like that bro.
That body goes the goal.
Go with the goal.
Goes the goal.
Goes the goal.
Goes the goal.
Goes the goal.
I'm not looking at it at my entire career.
One more for the bell.
Don't steal.
What the fuck?
Yo.
What the fuck?
Bro, that's a steal.
It wasn't going in, bro.
That's in one.
That's in his stock.
Nice shot, stop.
Nice shot, stop.
Good finish, stop.
I like that.
Bazarak.
Yo, this is the thing.
I think we got to uplift each other.
I have to do some uplift.
I have to do some uplift.
It's 7-2 and I will have to.
fuck that up missing bull shit
there you go gt
first win in the rlcs bro
yes sir
is this stop on the shut plane jake's going in bottom
bro i don't know how to find my ass on this game
uh you should be able to do it on the bottom
you haven't added or no
no
i'll add it right now
check it out it should be
stop on that oh i'm already friends with that
So okay, so you you gotta click his little thing on the bottom then invite the club. You should see it there
That work now it's nothing nothing there to there
Got all me in brush them
Bro it says like he says he has them at it, but he doesn't have a mother
Says him had
Xbox not an epic. Oh, yeah, I get an epic though
That's fine, that's fine. I don't need to be on the team. I want to be on my own team anyways.
Oh, like, that's the point.
What are you trying to say? Like, what are you trying to say about our team?
Like, that's why we're gonna join NRG, so...
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
It's cool, man. Like, like, there's so many things wrong with our team environment right now.
Like, I can't even begin to, like...
No, begin! Begin! Begin! Start naming!
So, one of our players, like, isn't recognizing that he's been given EmptyNats to tap in.
And then another player is now saying he doesn't even want to be on the fucking team.
Wait, what's that?
Who's saying who doesn't have empty nets?
What do you think, James?
There's three players on the team, man.
I can be talking about one of two players.
Who do you think I'm talking about?
What do you think I'm talking about?
Maybe I'm talking about.
What the fuck?
Yo, buddy, you're a machine.
Why don't you fuck you up for me?
I have like six goals, brother.
I look like Brian Holland right now.
Yeah, but, James, see one of the goals I vividly remember you saying.
Jacks, I use a team problem.
if it was a team I'm the coach anyways I can't listen to this guy
oh good let me get your camera settings bro I think I'll peak all right like this average
one 10 to 70 90 negative five point three five seven and then one point eight one point eight
It's snapping right now like it does
1.6 1.6 0.07 0.8 for the sense
Yeah, that's why and then yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all the like bindings is whatever
Well, what about the video setting like does that help all low all low like all lowest performance
Yeah, yeah prefer performance and everything on tick. Oh
Oh shit we're playing someone pretty good here I can't lie bro.
Very good.
That was fun playing with you guys.
Yeah.
Bro you gotta believe bro you gotta believe.
Let's do a bobble bobble.
I'm back.
I think we're playing against NRG bro.
Wait.
What the fuck did you just say?
Say you swear to god.
Stop it.
You swear to god you play NRG.
Yeah bro, they'll lose your bracket of RLCS qualifier.
Yeah, they won the loser bracket against GCS.
Who did they lose to god?
Yo, JX, brother, no, we're not playing NRG, man.
Damn.
Alright, look, I know a good thing for Team Morale.
We're gonna go around the room, we're all gonna say one thing positive about someone,
and then right after, she'll tell a negative about them.
What? No, wait, what the fuck?
Let me say the negative.
No, no, wait, what is the negative thing?
Hi, guys. I'm still thinking of a positive one.
Now for the negative.
See?
None of this is what I'm trying to score.
I'm trying to score, and this guy's taking my...
No, no, no.
bro you're fucking up the whole vibe of the stack right now you're fucking up the whole vibe
okay it's you it's you switch all right highlights you next one positive thing one negative thing
about anyone on the team anyone anyone
squishy love the way you just take control of the game you just give drinks he tap in
fucking love that shit thank you um bad bad about squishy it you need to be more harsh on jinx
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie
Fuck all this squishy like nice to you shit. I hate that shit. It kind of makes me mad. I'm not gonna lie
He needs to be more harsh on you, bro. You you get away with too much
The book we're doing compliment sandwiches squishy. Do you want your positive or your negative first? What do you want?
Like what I gotta say
No, like I'm gonna give you a compliment
It's gonna be positive then negative. Give me the negative first so I can get bothered up at the end.
Okay bro, on the negative side bro, I need you to trust me more dude.
Like, I feel like I can do aerials bro. If you say you're gonna say free jump free jump, let me.
Why is everybody laughing?
I'll do the free jump and I'll free jump.
Why is the chat mapping too bro? Let me unlock.
That's all me.
Every time you dribble through the air bro, I literally get wet wet dreams about wanting to have sex
Okay, bro listen can I go?
We want first jinx the negative or the positive
So now we now we're making rules
Hey, you didn't know him. Give me the positive first. What's positive about my play?
We're going to change their name to Daniel B. Smode and Atomic.
Or I guess, I don't know.
Alright. So this is the thing, bro. Positive, you've gotten five goals today.
Negative, you've taken complete credit for all those goals. That's bad team morale, bro.
Stopper's done a great job. Abbot's done a great job.
You got to make sure your teammates know you're doing a good job, bro. Listen.
You can't do it again.
He's shoving his face with food. He's not even focused.
So you want me to go first off?
First off, it's 6th ghost.
Second? Yes, I'm a bad foreign machine.
Give me the opportunity, I'm going to take it down every time dude.
Alright, plan D and D's on time.
So yes, I'm taking fucking credit.
Super Sonic Legend, alright.
Yeah, this one's going to be tough.
Oh, alright.
I'm dead.
Oh yeah, we lost.
You got that I got that this will be tough. Yeah, this is gonna be tough. He's a good coms
This one's gonna be tough. You see Tom. Hey, Tom's comes. I got it. I got it. Oh, watch out. Watch out. Watch out. Nice
I'm here. We're good
I'm gonna have to do this for a sec. Hold on
You first you first you first you first any challengers?
We're good
We should all commit it.
Yo, get there, Stomp. Nice.
I have nothing. I need help. I need help.
I got you.
I think I got enough boost in me in two minutes.
Yeah, I better work from things, man.
Yeah, you are a huge communication.
Nice. Good challenge.
I'm here, I'm here.
Right close, right close.
I got it.
One more.
Follow, follow.
Oh no.
Stompin', you got that breath?
Yeah.
Are you faking me? I can challenge?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why are you guys both...
Why are you guys both sitting there?
I'm gonna switch to the chat.
Pull up scoreboard, Jinx.
I'm gonna say explore, bro.
Yeah, you hit the ball one time.
Coach, come on.
Oh yeah, my bad.
Come on.
Dixie, more communication please.
Follow, follow, yo.
Guys are bonkers.
Nice job, I got it.
I got a guy, I got a guy.
Yeah, Dixie, bro.
So what happened then from the middle school to the bronze game?
What happened?
Open up, Jace, stop, stop, stop.
Follow, follow, Jace.
Jace.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
Done there?
So again, go again.
Nice job, I'm going, I'm going.
Oh my god.
nice guys come on can you press scoreboard real quick
yeah what's the point of telling me this to beat me up and beat me down i'm just saying like
what's the point bro let's let's listen let's listen it is to show you what the future is not
going to hold for you but you're gonna have 400 points in a second lock in bro just remind you
what it's possible
I
Stinks the open rough things for you that's
I try to try to talk to the corner of it. So little left
There man lose no booze no booze. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. We can actually do this
We can actually do it. We can actually do this guys. Just play solid plus and roughly don't go crazy for we can do this
Actually, actually, thanks for playing a good game, bro. Yeah, I heard you smile when you said
I
Like blue steaks like you go for me. No, but literally just make a yeah go jinx. Yep. Nice nice
Again, I gotta get a good. What's it out jinx, what's it out?
I got it. You take you take
All right, I want me
One more one more
Thanks, you have to get
You got you got us you got it. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Oh, I need to lose. Yeah, I'm behind I got it. Oh
What's the goal? Yeah, I think I was in I so lucky
So lucky. Oh my god. I try to play safe because they all are forward, but then just it was so bad man. It's not me
It's not me. That's not me
where for the ball in this thing that's the ball yeah I'll go I'll go I'll go
I don't know about them a little bit no James you fucked it all up I fucked it all
up it's above me you freak get out of my ear again what do you mean go where like
What does that even mean?
No, it's a ball.
Ten of balls, ten of balls.
Yep, I know.
I can't throw it at the SSL, you're not even at SSL!
What's up?
I put a touch, right?
Put a touch.
My idea.
You got it?
I got it, I got it, yeah.
He's a little bit awkward, I'm gonna bait it.
Thanks for your next bro.
Yep.
Nice, nice.
I went up.
I got it, I got it.
One plus, one plus.
I miss, sorry
Good, good, shot
Not a good shot
Mid right
Behind you, Jinx
Nice, good job
I have had that
He's up already, he's up pretty far in the seat
I have G.O.
Nice
I have G.O. but if you're going
I miss, still going
Nice
I'm back right
I'm talented there
Yeah, Jinx
You go Jinx
I try
I'm back
Yeah, I see you too
Nice job, guys.
I'll try to climb it.
I think...
I think they're here for me.
Yeah.
I need batteries.
I'm in.
Oh my god, bro. I had no boots.
Signed.
Bye bye, bro.
Oh, no, not your kiss, though.
Hey, hey, you're good.
Listen, we played a good game. We still have time. We still have time.
40 seconds.
Of course, of course. 30 seconds.
I think we should get a good kick off here. We're good.
Good kick off, Junx.
I died with the wind.
Yeah.
Nice.
Nice.
That's actually really good Genji.
You're good, you're good.
I can make.
I can maybe make it again.
Oh, open maybe.
Pump, pump.
Oh, good try.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got it, I got it.
Oh, it's here, it's here.
I got it still.
Oh, my jinx.
Oh my god, oh my god, we can do this, we can do this, we can do this.
Oh you faked them, Dixie, I actually faked them.
That shot.
Six seconds bro.
Where do you want to go?
I think it's right, I think it's right, Dixie.
Nice, follow?
Oh, good shot.
All right, overtime, overtime, overtime, this is it.
over time over time
can you go for me?
I got it
oh
I can't keep it up
I can't reach
dude I still got it
dude
can you chop me?
I don't know
oh you jinx?
nice
nice
oh my god
Oh
Get back drinks. Oh, you can go drink
Nice
Again again again again
Like this
fucking game nice let's talk about in a hundred
pound fucking elephant pretty light elephant
pretty light elephant it's a light elephant
look at what's the elephant bro just look at the
screen just that you see anything I see
We just beat NRG, that's out of it.
I liked all you guys, that was good bro.
Who told you to do that by the way?
Not really sure why the chat's typing Tony's smell.
Look, here's what I'm gonna say.
Let me, what?
Here's what I'm gonna say.
To the end of that game, let me say this real quick.
Towards the end of that game, I started really contesting these guys.
And I was really getting their ad.
We'll do more of that, we'll do more of that.
That's what it's about, bro.
Did you feel the rush though, that game?
I feel like you guys felt the rush.
Yeah, it was good, bro.
The first team we played, they were so bad.
Uh, you see, you're on the wrong fucking team.
It's hostage team.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you mean, we're dead?
Shut up!
Yeah, I'm not going to overkill you.
Grab right through, grab right through.
You got me.
You got me.
I'm not gonna grab right this guy right this guy maybe I'm not going to grab me
I'll go for a photo yeah, yeah, I got I got it
He did me. Oh, I'm here. I'm there. Yes
You bet nice
Cut it down below nice drink. There's more here's where I'm letting him. I'll play I'll play it. I
Got it
photo
you just go drink you go nice that was great I got I was great great force I'm
in that
bro so close so against all keep going that kind of bumpy that's gonna hide
your drinks and he touched me touch her I got I got you doing kids no you're
I
Do as you go you go about I
Got I got it. He's up already
One of you drinks nice good touch actually
Oh, I got it
Yeah, I'm fine. We're in drinks or stay up. Yeah
I'm gonna get the second time. Yeah, go again. Go again. Go again. It's fine. You go you go
I got it. Yeah
All of us are nice. We have drinks. I think you're okay. Nice. Oh
oh
i got him
i will go
yeah yeah yeah
i got him
50
i got him
zack, you remember me?
50
im on him
no
im on him
i got him
he didn't have touch, watch for him
im on him
i got him
you got?
yeah
i'm f**king close
i got him
You want it, only if you wanted it.
Oh, look at that. It takes anything, anything.
How about Everett?
You bumped him, man.
I'm all the way back. I'm all the way back.
Do you think so?
Nice.
I'm behind you, Paul.
Mark, where do you go?
I got it, I got it.
Oh, fuck.
Same for us, Paul.
I'm sorry, bruh.
No, you're good, you're good.
I should've called you.
I'm behind you, I'm behind you.
No, no.
Stop it, stop it.
Listen, it's 0-1. It's 0-1.
it's been worse it's been worse okay you guys are good you guys are good just relax
play the game
open open open open he's really awkward i gotta get it
nice there we go see i just want to kiss you on your Canadian
this is actually hard to i'm locking the live what the fuck you're saying
oh okay anytime bro go for me go for me
Oh
Nice
Like look what you're doing you're fucking the place just won't one fucking scorching
Okay, it's fine it's fine
We're good.
We lose the round of terms, man.
Not this game, not this game, but this series.
Go for it, Jigs.
I got it.
Can you follow?
Oh no.
I'm done.
I'm just like boost starved this game.
You're good.
Fucking boost man, be on the field.
Who's that?
But we can still come back
Now do so
Bro, he named himself Daniel in his car
Thanks go for it go for a nice you see
I
Like rule fucking team
Look like a team that was not rule one I've never seen that before
I got go again. Yeah, I can't
nice to see where he is. He has a shot but it's quite bad.
Is that? Yeah, no shot, no shot, no shot.
You have time to time. Two, am I the only one?
Yeah, I got. Nice.
Take it like one of them, take it like one of them.
One dead, one dead.
You have time to time.
behind you
behind you
behind you
I got that
I'm going to come and get a good force
wait
I'm going to take a shot
oh my god
take a miss
I think it's anything
anything bro
I'm here
I'm following
I'm not taking nothing
Keep pressure, keep pressure, skill again.
I got it, I got it.
Oh, bro, I can't like it.
I got it.
Jinx, stop.
Oh, you jinxing?
Nice.
Nice, jinxing.
No.
I got it, I got it.
You go, you go, you go.
I got it.
I got it.
Jinx, you gotta try.
Oh, you jinxed.
Yeah.
Time's up.
Good try, good try, good try, good try.
Okay, sorry. Not bad. Not bad.
Any pointers? Any pointers?
Um, you can see, so there's points in time where you're just walking around the pitch with no boost.
You're just walking around. I don't know what you're doing.
You're picking up small pads and then you're just pressing B and all the boost is gone.
You can't play. You can't play like that. You can't play.
Can I address that? Please.
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Man, I thought you were surprised.
things you can say things up leaching and then you can take it
in a really condescending way and you're doing it like you're
doing it in a really condescending way bro it's all good also
um the 18 points don't know why the yeah don't know why the
718 guys i got a lot because you saw it yeah yeah but you have no boost to play
the game you know more than points how about
I
Like it like it last game last game but there's a jigs go for it. Go for it. Thanks. Please lock in
He's gonna say to get boots. You're gonna get fucking boots
Nice open up it up it up it
Shucks your bitch ass up. I got enough of your fucking shit coach. I just exist is stopping us. It's a bit
let's go again go again go again stop jake's cheeky
nice jake's ink touch
i'm bad i'm bad bro yeah yeah i gotta stall
turn here again
hey open up open up open up a two ticker shot
the shot oh
open it in oh yeah it was after the game really here is that you're good you're good you're good
you're good you're good go for me go for me go for me this force
what was that follow-up you oh what's up we touched up research I got it yes it's
always a stuff kind of that's a tough nice nice oh my god
We actually stole it so hard.
Wait, that's an SSO.
Are you serious?
Oh, shit.
Alright, let's go, let's go.
That's what I'm leaving.
I'm bossing the floor.
I got it.
Who goes that?
I came out team grounded, though.
See you?
Yeah, yeah, I'm on it.
See you, man.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Leave it.
oh jake how much time are you doing?
yeah i'm timing the...
oh god
i thought you can reach out like f**k out of the scope
take a time out
Oh no, chill, chill, chill!
No, stop!
No, go for it, please!
I need help!
Man, I need help!
We can lose so easily, we can lose so easily, actually,
actually.
Jinx, you're clearly lawnmowing properly.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Oh, she's...
Back right?
I'm back left.
Okay, focus, don't be sad.
We actually can lose.
Please help.
Are you going to beat him there or not?
I'll try, I'll try.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyone?
I'm not going to do that.
Don't go, don't go.
You go you go jinx go jinx something stop for me. Stop me. I'm not
We're gonna lose
Go for me go for me go for me all you drink
Please, I can't talk with the socio-pattern.
Just one bag, just one bag, huh?
That's out, that's out.
That's out, that's out.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Stop right, right, right, right.
And then open, open, open, open.
Oh, no, Jinx, get back here.
Dad!
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Nice, Jinx, see?
Take a time, don't hit, don't hit that.
Nice, nice, nice.
Go again, Tom.
Just one, just one.
Oh, my God, my God.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Bumple.
Nice, nice, nice.
anyone high
I got it
I need to boost jinks oh no
oh no that's really bad
oh my god
just stay
nice
nice nice nice
I got it
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
On the right side close, squirt your stuff.
Yes, yes, watch clear.
Watch.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh you changed.
Stop.
Thank you.
You got that.
Nice job.
I'm in that.
I got it.
I got it.
Leave, leave, leave, leave.
You got it.
You got it.
I'm in that.
I got it.
I got it.
Leave, leave, leave.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I can't go for this. I'm waiting for a key shot. I have nothing left. I got it. I got it.
I'm all the way across the skills bar.
50.
You're green C.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Really unfortunate. Really unfortunate. Coach any winners.
Um, I'm not even kidding. School she did say this like the best she could. You are long
You need to walk and go for the ball, please
One minute to be great one minute to be great guys, you don't help them
Yeah, no boost drinks you get boost and go for the ball
Nice
I bumped him buddy, he's up, he's up
You have?
I could try to bump last
Jax?
I bumped him again
I can't
You Jaxie, all you
Nice
It's a great touch
Playing his touch
I got it, let us
Stop carefully last
Oh no
Oh my god
Let me just rewind let me try cuz we're gonna play regional to your regional three
I don't have a big conversation with you guys why the fuck we're three goes up with one minute into the game
Why are we talking like it begins over? I don't remember
You're talking about next round
One of four seconds is walking you see all you
We need to watch him now
Thanks, thanks you have to be here
I'm not on I'm up. Oh, yeah, I'll fall
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, okay focus focus focus focus
Holy cinema, holy shit life. Thanks. Go go go
We got this, we got this.
Nice, nice.
Really good.
I'm bad.
I got I do it.
I got a side step.
I'm trying to demo.
50.
I need to go, I need to go.
Nice.
I have zero.
I got no.
I have zero.
I still have zero.
can you go yeah this force I'm bomb I'm back home yeah I got I got I got you
I'm bumping them I try I got it try
stop that's for you yeah
if you didn't get out
yeah
i'm being serious
your drinks
i'll go i'll go
nice go again go again
beautiful
nixie just go
anything bro
go dig
oh maybe not anything
i got a head
i'm dead
nice nice juicy take your time son yeah I'm not gonna touch that my index I got
a gun I'm in I'm in that what's on yeah I'll go I'm pumped out
he's like past me can you go stop yeah
nice let's go again go again I bumped him I thought I bumped him but he's
there back wall I got I gotta get it I'm not there I'm not there one more
cross take a look you go stop you go yeah nice kicks win all thanks just go
No, you're gonna die. Nothing.
I can do it.
Yeah, take it, take it.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
You're a time stone.
My god. I got it. I got it.
Yeah, oh my god. Oh my god. Very good
the election same
That's me, bro. I can't can't oh my god
Stop no
I'm talking like the game's over. Why what the fuck are you talking like the game's over?
Did you guys see my three jump? Oh
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Five times. Come on. Let me say it. I'm sorry. All right. I
don't know. It was three zero. I thought it was over. I'm sorry.
Three. Three minutes left. Listen. Listen. Listen, guys. We're
I'm gonna ask for hours!
Listen, listen, listen.
Did you guys have a good time? That's all I meant.
That was the most fun I've ever had on Rockets.
I had a great time. It was fun.
Bro, you guys want to do the next two? Cause we can.
Yes bro, yes. I'm gonna go to dinner though. Alright?
Yeah, no, of course, of course, of course.
Yeah, it was fun, bro. It was funny.
If we would have won that, we would have won the next one.
Cause High Fives would have subbed it. We would have got the title.
I was thinking about the...
True, true.
Cause then we would have two grand champs.
But alright, it's all good.
If we play all three, we'll get one.
I'll see y'all boys bro, alright, in the next one man.
Alright, bye the day.
Alright, love you Jack, love you Squish, love you HighSpeak.
Love you, love you, love you.
I'm a chad bro, chad, what are you gonna say bro, get your mic set.
Chad gotta go to dinner though.
Alright chad, love y'all boys bro, on some real shit man.
Today was a peak day, tomorrow!
We will be riffing CS cases, you have my word.
You might be watching some CS games.
Sunday's gotta be cinema.
Sunday we got the streamer only CSGO tournament.
We're gonna fill it out tonight.
Give you guys the bragging tomorrow.
Channel of y'all, bro.
As always, God first, God bless.
Oh, and in case I don't see ya.
Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.