[439/730] 🟨 REACTS -> ROCKET LEAGUE -> MASSIVE CASE OPENING ON CSGO 🟨

Jynxzi

03-14-2026 · 5h 06m

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[00:03:00] I'm bored now, I'm just taking, I'm chilling out but it's still getting dark, so I'm just

[00:03:25] I'm born now on the stake-ins Chilling out but I'm spilling in

[00:03:29] That's what must be connected Just got back up to the...

[00:03:33] I'm the same kid in the same end Tricks are taking me down

[00:03:36] Hey, did you see the water? I'm floating around for eight ends

[00:03:40] Similarly nothing is staking That's so much pain collection

[00:03:43] Just got back just fell on the same terms I'm the same kid with the same friends

[00:03:47] Posted up in the same ends Right around the man that I abend

[00:03:50] I've got BBs, you've got fake gents Like a baseball, like a piano

[00:03:54] Smoked out, no title, give up my scope, I'll be the first kid that it's all rock or a lot, no

[00:03:59] Snaps my title, give up the bottle, get out the title

[00:04:02] Where the door does that sign go, I see pyramids, no title

[00:04:06] I'm bold, I'm here, she's loving my demeanor

[00:04:09] But it's just a bit strange in the wild, you don't see it, shit's so clear

[00:04:12] Chattanova, hi you

[00:04:14] What is good, bro?

[00:04:15] Scat of 1 to 10, how was your...

[00:04:18] Scat of 1 to 10 an hour today.

[00:04:20] Chatt is a beautiful fan, Chattanova is amazing Saturday, bro.

[00:04:23] It is a beautiful Saturday. And yes, I'm one of my five minutes late. Let me explain before everybody. I'm already getting a phone call.

[00:04:35] And it's from my house.

[00:04:42] Yo, what's up?

[00:04:47] 409pm EST.

[00:04:53] 4 p.m. at the latest so if you do not file it are you well let's see I started the stream five minutes ago five minutes late

[00:05:05] again it can't be that hard to click a button that says start shooting right no confirmation needed you just gotta click one button you did in your life

[00:05:17] I could explain why I'm late.

[00:05:24] I don't care.

[00:05:27] Anyway, Jim C, Jim C.

[00:05:32] Hold up, not a fart.

[00:05:34] What?

[00:05:36] I don't get it.

[00:05:37] What's up?

[00:05:38] Yeah, bro.

[00:05:39] Could it be small? Have you, uh,

[00:05:42] what if any of CS like, have you tried to warm up or

[00:05:47] have you done any of that?

[00:05:49] Well, why don't you do me a favor? Go to Steam and check my playtime.

[00:05:52] I believe it's probably over 10 hours.

[00:05:55] No.

[00:05:56] Go to my... What do you mean, go to my Steam?

[00:05:58] Let me know. Let me know.

[00:05:59] Go to my Steam. I guarantee you my playtime is over 10 hours.

[00:06:03] Check.

[00:06:04] Check right now.

[00:06:05] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

[00:06:07] Go to CS, CS2?

[00:06:10] Look at that!

[00:06:11] Look at that!

[00:06:13] 29.6 hours on CS.

[00:06:16] Hi, guys, I'm ready for the tournament, dude.

[00:06:19] So you realize 29.1 of those hours are opening CSK.

[00:06:27] I did not spend half of an hour on the game.

[00:06:31] It was more time than that.

[00:06:32] Check, can I get a retweet?

[00:06:34] I did not spend half of an hour playing the game.

[00:06:38] It was more time than that.

[00:06:40] Bro, guess what?

[00:06:41] I'll be on CS tonight.

[00:06:44] What are you doing?

[00:06:46] Warming up, playing Dust, playing Inferno,

[00:06:50] playing Mirage on the maps for the tournament.

[00:06:53] Well, you're up for it, man.

[00:06:54] What are you doing?

[00:06:59] Jason?

[00:07:02] You know what I'll be doing.

[00:07:04] Okay, I have some maps, by the way, so here's how it's going to work, okay?

[00:07:13] Here's how the maps are going to work.

[00:07:16] Wait, for the tournaments?

[00:07:18] Yes.

[00:07:19] Oh, how many people joined the Discord server?

[00:07:22] Yeah, let me know.

[00:07:24] Out of 32 players, how many joined so far?

[00:07:29] Okay, that's actually not that bad. I thought it would be worse. Not that bad!

[00:07:42] It's not bad. Ducie, you know what's not as good as it'll work, okay? Mirage is your favorite map, right?

[00:07:49] Okay. So, we have three maps in the map pool. We have Inferno.

[00:07:55] I don't I don't know if I played that one check that I play inferno no

[00:08:25] That's good. I'm not making it to finals, bro. Hi, guys. I'm like a toddler out there.

[00:08:30] I'm not making it to finals, bro. I'm level two.

[00:08:41] Sidemen tweet. Sidemen tweet. Check Twitter.

[00:08:47] No, check the Twitter. Check the Twitter. Check the Twitter. Sidemen tweet.

[00:08:55] I'm so happy my plane wrecked so I don't have to watch you what what

[00:09:05] Pull up a side man tweet high-five pull up a side man tweet chat saying text with her

[00:09:09] Leaves I didn't get leaves chat. I don't take pictures of my dick

[00:09:14] Jack how am I gonna get leaked if I don't take pictures of my dog?

[00:09:19] Whoa

[00:09:21] Welcome to the first Sidemen charity match draft

[00:09:25] Wait, that's cinema.

[00:09:32] Wait, that's cinema.

[00:09:37] They're going to trap the teens?

[00:09:42] What?

[00:09:43] What?

[00:09:44] I'm not going to be last.

[00:09:47] Bro, I'm not going to be last, bro.

[00:09:54] Why is the chat laughing guys? Is there a joke I'm missing? I'm not going to be,

[00:10:04] Joe, I'm not going to be the last bit chat. I'm not going to be the last bit.

[00:10:08] Guys, I've been working my tail off dude. What do you mean last bit? Altitude H with the 10.

[00:10:14] Altitude, bend me over and put it in my tight little hole.

[00:10:24] Oh for the tournament, pull up the no-pad. Hey, let's lock it on this.

[00:10:29] Jack, let's lock it on this. Let's start it now to the tournament tomorrow.

[00:10:32] You checked what?

[00:10:36] Where did all that time go? I got pyramids, no time, I'm bold.

[00:10:41] Alright, have eyes. Right now I need a magnifying glass to read that, Ra.

[00:10:47] Better.

[00:10:48] Alright.

[00:10:49] Here is a list of every single player that is confirmed tomorrow.

[00:10:54] We filled this up last night.

[00:10:57] Tomorrow's going to be cinema.

[00:10:58] Split.

[00:10:59] Global League player.

[00:11:00] Jinxie.

[00:11:01] Global League player.

[00:11:04] Onapixel.

[00:11:05] Plat.

[00:11:06] Squishy.

[00:11:07] Global League player.

[00:11:08] Richie.

[00:11:09] Good player.

[00:11:10] Cuff him.

[00:11:11] Pretty sure he's asked.

[00:11:13] Bruce.

[00:11:14] I think he's decent.

[00:11:15] Decent? Archey? Decent? Yugi? Decent? Jason? Good. Ron? Good. Zoink? Decent?

[00:11:24] Sketch? Sketch? Ray? Agent? I don't know. Senna? Never played the game.

[00:11:31] Dobart? Silky? Deji? Ginge? X2C? Aiden? Hive? Mind? Clicks? Lacey? Radley? Bucky?

[00:11:36] Yusef? Aero? Muda? Dona? And Moxie? Chat? Oney? Got Aero? Muda? Dona? And Moxie?

[00:11:43] Because he said you need four more. So these are the players now. Let's pick the captains and let's pick the draft order right now

[00:11:51] I'll be a captain

[00:11:53] I'll be the worst captain, which means I'll get the first pick every round chat. It's the fairest way to do it

[00:11:59] I'm fucking shit at the game. So I'll be the I'll be the first captain captain number two

[00:12:06] For the captains many people are gonna be there on time ready to draft

[00:12:10] I'm thinking

[00:12:12] Onee make onee a captain. Okay

[00:12:17] Okay, make squishy a captain will have him pick last

[00:12:21] Okay

[00:12:22] Okay, make spoilt a captain. I know sport will be there on time

[00:12:31] Who else should be captain's chat for more spots

[00:12:34] Ritual probably on time yeah, what about like Ron or Ron I want to be a player though

[00:12:40] Who should be the other four captains chat any ideas any ideas chat

[00:12:49] Yeah, is she gonna be on time I mean he could be a captain, but he also could be asleep

[00:12:57] Fuck it. Make excuse you captain

[00:13:00] Look bro effects now have us we need to power this is important

[00:13:04] We as a chatty to power rank these CS players because

[00:13:08] Because if we don't get this order correct now, it's gonna fuck the whole tournament.

[00:13:13] So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:13:18] This is what I'm talking about.

[00:13:19] Obviously, I'm aware of that.

[00:13:20] I know I'm the worst.

[00:13:21] I said that.

[00:13:23] Spoil's pretty nasty.

[00:13:25] I don't know.

[00:13:27] Spoil's squishy.

[00:13:28] They'll be the seventh and the eighth fifth.

[00:13:31] You know what?

[00:13:32] I think, do you think Richie would be there on time?

[00:13:33] Richie or Bright be there on time?

[00:13:35] Yeah, Richie's usually always on time.

[00:13:37] Let's make Richie a captain, he'll be on time.

[00:13:39] Make Richie a captain.

[00:13:40] Is Richie better than One?

[00:13:42] Like, is One good?

[00:13:43] What?

[00:13:44] What is One?

[00:13:45] What is One good?

[00:13:48] Cause bro, he's gonna be talking about his ping

[00:13:50] and he's gonna be going negative.

[00:13:52] Chad is One good.

[00:13:56] No, no, fuck no.

[00:13:59] Out to two days with the 25 gifted.

[00:14:01] Out to two days, make sweet tender sex to me.

[00:14:05] Oh my god, Joe would be a good captain.

[00:14:09] You know Joe would be on time.

[00:14:11] Throw in Joe.

[00:14:12] Joe will be on time.

[00:14:14] Throw in Joe Bart as a captain.

[00:14:16] I want Joe as a captain.

[00:14:18] My glorious king.

[00:14:19] Now, no way Joe is better than Honay.

[00:14:26] Joe is probably the second, is Joe, what?

[00:14:30] What is Joe's CS rank?

[00:14:32] Can we get word on this?

[00:14:37] He's better than you.

[00:14:38] Yeah, no fucking shit!

[00:14:40] I'm saying is he better than Oneth?

[00:14:42] Do you listen?

[00:14:47] He's never played.

[00:14:48] He's high platinum and valorant.

[00:14:50] Okay, so he's automatically by default going to be better than...

[00:14:54] Throw in Joe.

[00:14:58] Give Joe the second pick.

[00:14:59] Give Joe the second pick.

[00:15:00] for the last captain who should it be yet bro yes only is worse than a platinum

[00:15:20] environment wait trap why are you guys saying yes no no with the 10 gifted no

[00:15:25] No, no, bend me over, fuck me.

[00:15:28] Get Jason as a captain, Agent as a captain.

[00:15:32] Agent would definitely be a good captain.

[00:15:34] Agent would be on time, he'd be locked into.

[00:15:37] Chad, would you guys really have Agent as a captain

[00:15:39] or Jason?

[00:15:40] I don't know, I don't know.

[00:15:43] I know Jason's like the highest rank in Valorant,

[00:15:45] so he would be pretty good at CS.

[00:15:47] Bro, if you're good at Val,

[00:15:48] you're obviously gonna be at least decent at CS.

[00:15:50] It's gonna transfer a little bit.

[00:15:52] All right. Make the last captain, Jason. Fuck it. Jason, last captain.

[00:16:02] Jason, last. All right. Now we have the captains. Now here's the hard part. We need to rank them from worst to best.

[00:16:10] It goes to me, then Joe. I think XQC is probably worse than ONA, right?

[00:16:16] Oh, no.

[00:16:18] Pass?

[00:16:20] Oh, what are you saying?

[00:16:22] You're getting an O-nays opinion.

[00:16:24] Could we get O-nays opinion for five seconds?

[00:16:26] Jack, how good is O-nays?

[00:16:28] What is he doing, bro?

[00:16:30] Jack, like...

[00:16:32] Jack, could you tell O-nays he has a question?

[00:16:34] I just have one question.

[00:16:36] I'm not calling.

[00:16:38] I didn't say I was calling.

[00:16:40] I said I was calling.

[00:16:42] I said I was calling.

[00:16:44] I was calling. I said I have one question. No, I'm not calling. Stop saying I'm calling.

[00:16:54] Jinxie has a question.

[00:17:00] Jinxie has a question. Guys, Jinxie has a question. Jinxie, you're a walk on by. Yo,

[00:17:05] for a zander shove your keyboard up your ass

[00:17:08] to that no much more track to that

[00:17:13] oh nae can you hear me

[00:17:18] chat on the scale of one to ten how good how good are we at cs bro

[00:17:22] no bro it's not that the question is where would onay rank himself in this

[00:17:26] list where would onay rank himself in this list

[00:17:30] squishies probably the best player where would onay rank himself in this

[00:17:34] list. They ask him that. Have my, have my, ask him that. Oh, I got pyramids, no Cairo.

[00:17:42] Because that's important. We need to determine his draft order for all three rounds.

[00:17:49] Where would only rank himself in here?

[00:17:57] And high-fives of excuses of sleep, you'll be a captain. All right.

[00:18:00] Bar. Alright, let's see what O-R-A says, we're ready.

[00:18:08] Spoits squishy.

[00:18:13] Oh, Gigi, you too, Bar. Hold up.

[00:18:16] Wait, if I write myself worse than I am, I get to first pick, right?

[00:18:19] No, don't rate yourself worse on purpose, motherfucker, I can hear you.

[00:18:23] Terrible.

[00:18:25] No, just be honest, bro.

[00:18:27] Uh, realistically speaking chat, I don't know. I don't know. Squishy is facing over 10 on NA, right?

[00:18:34] So, um, pwaah, am I worse than Squishy?

[00:18:38] Yeah, look, yeah. Uh, and also on a high-ass ping. So yeah, worse than Squishy, worse than Squishy. Um,

[00:18:46] and then, uh... I think he's only worse. I don't know how good the other guys are, bro, like, spoiled.

[00:18:50] I'm for sure better than Jingxi. No front

[00:19:01] We actually have to like realistically rank because else it's not gonna be fair

[00:19:05] Yes, yes, Joe Bart. He just yaps all day. No, I don't think you play games like that

[00:19:10] So for sure better than Joe Bart as you see. Oh, but it's CS though, but it's CS though

[00:19:16] Hmm

[00:19:19] Overwatch you would maybe club me but

[00:19:22] In CS, I don't think so bro in CS maybe 5050 on a high ping Loki

[00:19:27] He would maybe club me, but only because of the thing advantage, bro

[00:19:33] We said he make clarity which he destroys me probably

[00:19:36] Richie destroys me what the Lawrence not anymore. No box

[00:19:41] All right. Hi guys. I have a good where I have a good spot to write him. Hi guys

[00:19:45] What if we say he's better than Joe, he's better than X, and he's worse.

[00:19:55] Is he worse than Jason?

[00:19:59] I think he's worse than Squishy, worse than Squishy, worse than Richie.

[00:20:03] Is he worse than Jason?

[00:20:08] Jason wants very, very, very good at ballerina, so he's got the aim.

[00:20:16] Chad, this is actually really hard.

[00:20:26] Stable Ronaldo, B-O-N-A-Pixel in a 1-B-1. Say you swear to God.

[00:20:33] Say you, uh, mods, mods, how's this getting through?

[00:20:38] Mods, how?

[00:20:40] Yeah, um, I don't know.

[00:20:44] I really don't know.

[00:20:46] Okay, let's go.

[00:20:48] Onay.

[00:20:50] Move XGC to third pick.

[00:20:57] Have mine.

[00:20:59] Move XGC to third pick.

[00:21:02] Do you see the third pick? Move ONA to fourth pick.

[00:21:12] Is that good? What do you think of that?

[00:21:17] Is this a fair draft order in terms of skill?

[00:21:22] Is this fair? Is this fair?

[00:21:28] God, I don't know. Is this fair?

[00:21:30] I think X is better than only. X actually plays the game.

[00:21:35] Only it's that bad!

[00:21:38] Isn't he a CS streamer?

[00:21:41] Yeah, a CSK streamer. He doesn't aim, bro.

[00:21:46] Okay. So, Highbyes, you swear to God, what do we know about Richie?

[00:21:51] Is Richie even good at CS?

[00:21:53] Yes, Richie's totally good.

[00:21:55] What does that mean? Bro, stop saying shit!

[00:21:57] Like bro put it in C's terms put it in C's terms was 20k

[00:22:08] Okay, what is own a is own a 20k is he 30k?

[00:22:15] Why laugh chat what is own a

[00:22:20] Is only 10 10

[00:22:22] VAS TEN KEY! He is the biggest CS GO streamer in the world and he's TEN KEY!

[00:22:36] Brother, brother, brother, brother.

[00:22:45] One plays the game like once a month, so he just rips cases. That's kind of what I want to do, yeah.

[00:22:52] We have to take thing into consideration

[00:22:58] Loki, Muda and Spoy probably better than me.

[00:23:02] Who the fuck is Muda?

[00:23:04] Oh, this guy.

[00:23:06] That's my first draft pick right there, brother.

[00:23:08] Squishy, I'm gonna, Squishy,

[00:23:10] I'm gonna tuck you in this draft.

[00:23:12] Squishy, look, I have you going last.

[00:23:14] Squishy, by the end of this row,

[00:23:16] your team is gonna consist of like Cuffham, Sina,

[00:23:20] in like fucking Aiden.

[00:23:25] That's gonna be your team, Squishy.

[00:23:26] Yo, Squishy, I'm so bad at the game, bro.

[00:23:29] Fuck, I'm so terrible.

[00:23:32] You get to ask.

[00:23:33] Bro, we need to lock in for a second.

[00:23:37] Is this good?

[00:23:39] Is Oney in a good spot?

[00:23:40] Is Oney better than X?

[00:23:42] Damn, why is this rocket science?

[00:23:45] I think, listen, I don't think he's better than X.

[00:23:49] Also, his name, so...

[00:23:52] Um, I think third...

[00:23:56] It's...

[00:23:57] It's a nice spot from...

[00:23:58] Put him third, fuck it.

[00:24:00] I can't believe it. I'm absolutely kerfuffled.

[00:24:04] I thought Oney was like that. I thought Oney was like the global elite. Is he not?

[00:24:10] Move Jason. I mean, Jason was the highest rank in Valorant. I think he's good.

[00:24:19] He seems to be picking from here. It's 21k.

[00:24:22] VAS!

[00:24:24] Wait, then what is Richie? 20k?

[00:24:27] Alright, move Jason to 4th pick.

[00:24:30] Jason doesn't play like CS. He plays Val.

[00:24:34] Move Jason to 4th pick. Move XQC up.

[00:24:38] Okay.

[00:24:40] Move Richie behind XQC.

[00:24:43] VAS!

[00:24:44] Yes, Richie's 20k.

[00:24:46] Richie swear to God. All right. Now we're cooking. This is perfect chat, right?

[00:24:54] Is there any problems?

[00:25:07] Bro, who do I get with the first pick chat like legitimately I need to start game planning now

[00:25:11] Who do I get with the first pick? Muda?

[00:25:16] Do not drop me. Do not.

[00:25:21] Who do I get for a chat? Muda?

[00:25:25] Muda. Arrow. Isn't arrow like the highest rank?

[00:25:29] Muda. Alright, so I get first pick Muda, then I'll get the ninth pick. Who's gonna be available?

[00:25:36] I'm already cooked, I already lost, I lost!

[00:25:40] You might be better if I'm a player, bro,

[00:25:42] cause then I can go like in the last round

[00:25:44] and maybe get on a lucky team.

[00:25:45] Bro, if I'm a captain, I'm just gonna sink the ship here.

[00:25:50] Bro, all of these captains are like competent at CS,

[00:25:53] and then there's me.

[00:25:55] You know what, I'm not no bitch!

[00:25:57] I'm not no bitch!

[00:25:59] I'm the 2023 gamer of the year.

[00:26:02] I got this, bro.

[00:26:03] No, I don't think, I don't think actually senior is better than her, can you switch that?

[00:26:09] Switch that.

[00:26:10] Yeah, switch it.

[00:26:11] Switch it.

[00:26:12] It's definitely not better.

[00:26:13] Switch it.

[00:26:14] So he moved up here.

[00:26:15] Now this looks good.

[00:26:16] So Squishy's better than Squishy.

[00:26:17] Yeah.

[00:26:18] Squishy's better than Squishy.

[00:26:19] And then Squishy's better than Squishy.

[00:26:20] Wrong pipe.

[00:26:21] Yeah.

[00:26:23] Spoil, spoil better than Richie.

[00:26:27] And then Richie.

[00:26:29] Wrong pipe.

[00:26:35] Continue.

[00:26:37] Wrong pipe.

[00:26:39] Spoil is better than Richie.

[00:26:41] Richie, better than XCC.

[00:26:45] Jason, better than Onepixel.

[00:26:47] Apparently, I guess.

[00:26:49] Are we sure how bad is only I thought only it was like global elite

[00:27:03] Mooda is the maximum rank on CS and Val

[00:27:08] All right, whatever. Let's start the stream chat

[00:27:10] I'm gonna just have eyes and you do some research. I have us tonight do research and we'll change it

[00:27:16] I don't know we gotta start the stream this is too hard. I don't know.

[00:27:22] Leaked! Leaked! Leaked! Leaked! What the fuck! Do not pull up my folders high-fives.

[00:27:30] There could be anything in there.

[00:27:46] That seems to be number one big.

[00:27:53] Kat, do you think I'm going to fall down the hill if I'm going to push you through?

[00:28:02] We might actually go.

[00:28:03] I'm not going to get it.

[00:28:04] High five!

[00:28:05] Brother Sermon is going to be Sermon.

[00:28:14] That is search history, yo, you need to get banned.

[00:28:18] Muda, are you good dude?

[00:28:19] Pick me up.

[00:28:21] Bro, Muda, I'm gonna keep it a bean.

[00:28:22] Can I keep it a buck with you?

[00:28:24] I'm by far the worst captain here.

[00:28:26] I think whoever I draft, we're sinking to the ship.

[00:28:31] I might be, if I wanna win the tournament chat,

[00:28:34] I might be better off being a player.

[00:28:36] Hope I go in the last round.

[00:28:38] What have Is?

[00:28:39] Oh my god.

[00:28:40] Huh.

[00:28:41] Why'd you say, oh my God, like you're scared?

[00:28:46] What happened?

[00:28:47] Hold on, hold on, I'm finding you, bro.

[00:28:49] I'm about to clip it for you.

[00:28:52] You ever seen like, CS?

[00:28:55] No.

[00:28:56] You're not the one who did it?

[00:28:59] No.

[00:29:00] I just pulled up, I just pulled up squishy string and I'll clip it, hold on.

[00:29:08] 2023 taxes wait was that one of the fucking voters well there you go Chad I

[00:29:17] pay my taxes what do you have to say

[00:29:20] all right

[00:29:26] hi what the fuck are you showing me it's my draft

[00:29:32] What's that I can't click anything what's going on

[00:29:42] Help help help help

[00:29:45] What's I'm like frozen

[00:29:48] Yo, is it supposed to be muted about kill myself. I'm gonna kill myself

[00:29:52] Highlights is it supposed to be muted?

[00:29:55] There we are

[00:29:57] In GCA. All right, here's Muda

[00:29:59] Okay, I might be better than that.

[00:30:04] Okay, I might be better than that.

[00:30:09] I thought it was-

[00:30:10] BARRA!

[00:30:11] I'm not drafting this stuff!

[00:30:13] Is that a control cast?

[00:30:15] I'm not drafting this-

[00:30:16] What the fuck?!

[00:30:19] No!

[00:30:21] No, no!

[00:30:26] That's your number one, right?

[00:30:27] Right, that was good bye, bro.

[00:30:29] Hey, love you, bro.

[00:30:30] Love you, bro.

[00:30:31] You have an amazing shimmer, right, bro?

[00:30:36] The way he said that sent chills down my spine.

[00:30:40] No, I'm not even kidding, chat.

[00:30:41] The way he said that literally sent chills down my spine.

[00:30:44] Why did he say it like that?

[00:30:47] What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[00:30:50] Ron is talking shit about you not picking him up as a cat.

[00:30:56] And this guy's bursting so verse

[00:31:01] I'm not just too clean chat

[00:31:04] It's what's playing right now

[00:31:08] Yeah, I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry no troll put me against white

[00:31:16] GG rest in peace to him. Yo, I might have to be a player. I'm not even kidding guys

[00:31:22] I'm not winning this tournament as a captain my only fucking hope is

[00:31:27] I can't be a captain. I'm gonna know we got it. We're gonna fix this guys. I'm a captain. I'm gonna lose

[00:31:32] I'm just logistically thinking about this

[00:31:34] What if I make run a captain and then maybe I get thrown on to a good team in the last route?

[00:31:40] I don't know what to do. I don't know. I don't know those are just gonna be said about but I'm not gonna win

[00:31:45] There's if I'm a captain. It's just over. I'm gonna weigh down the team too much

[00:31:49] But if I go in the last round...

[00:32:00] Kapal...

[00:32:03] Not saying that.

[00:32:05] Van Kata, Agramana, Kolani, Karnul.

[00:32:08] Tanish?

[00:32:10] Ruh!

[00:32:12] Chad, is this India?

[00:32:14] Srinanka?

[00:32:20] Is this India or Srinanka?

[00:32:30] Where's India on the map?

[00:32:31] There it is.

[00:32:32] Wait, didn't it say that on the side?

[00:32:35] No, it didn't.

[00:32:38] Where in India?

[00:32:39] Where in India?

[00:32:41] Where in India?

[00:32:43] Bro's going through puberty at 24. Shut the fuck up.

[00:32:48] How do you guys know it's South India? I don't understand that.

[00:32:56] Brother, I said South Indiana. Or not Indiana.

[00:33:02] Brother, I said S-

[00:33:03] BAAAARGH!

[00:33:05] BAAAARGH!

[00:33:07] She's copied my guess.

[00:33:09] Yeah, that's not really that south, guys. I mean- Oh, no, it isn't.

[00:33:13] You guys are right.

[00:33:14] Chey, you guys are so smart and you fucking own me.

[00:33:20] LT.

[00:33:22] What country is LT?

[00:33:23] Lithuania.

[00:33:24] Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

[00:33:26] Bro, I don't know if I've ever gotten Lithuania.

[00:33:30] Lithuania.

[00:33:32] Where the fuck is Lithuania?

[00:33:35] Where the fuck is Lithuania?

[00:33:38] What country is it now?

[00:33:39] Let's just go to Vegas City Chat not a bad guess for that

[00:33:51] What do you mean smartest America?

[00:33:53] Bro this guy's lost, he's looking at gas prices

[00:33:56] Rome are you an idiot?

[00:34:00] Brother Key guest Rome?

[00:34:01] Dude, use your contacts clues dude, it said LT on the bus twin

[00:34:06] Cotter. See where what One does is he gets text.

[00:34:21] Cotterbend. Ah!

[00:34:28] Twin Sun Folk, me how? I don't know what this shit means.

[00:34:32] What does cauterband mean?

[00:34:34] What?

[00:34:35] Yo, is this- why's everything blurry?

[00:34:38] Is this-?

[00:34:39] Oh, Canada, oh, Canada.

[00:34:40] Bro, I think this is Canada.

[00:34:42] Is that a penis?

[00:34:43] Hmm, it looks more like- more so like a chode.

[00:34:55] Bro, I think this is Canada.

[00:34:58] Not kidding.

[00:35:00] Watch for bike. It's in English. UK. Big up to the man there?

[00:35:11] In chat is this UK? Bro the chat is saying UK or Australia.

[00:35:18] Chat, what about this says Australia to you? We know it's, if this country speaks English.

[00:35:24] that's all we know right now let's do a little bit more digging I'm actually

[00:35:30] gonna be in the UK in a month Chad's anyone gonna assassinate me while I'm

[00:35:34] there in GTA visits UK all right you know what Birmingham let's do it no it's

[00:35:41] not Birmingham maybe I didn't know maybe I didn't prove it in Ireland

[00:35:49] You guys get the UK!

[00:35:51] For the thing is, if you guess Australia and you're wrong, you lose.

[00:35:56] But if you guess Australia and you win, you win.

[00:36:19] Philippine Thailand?

[00:36:35] Bangkok.

[00:36:43] Suck my hairy balls!

[00:36:57] I have never seen that language my entire life. That's not Russian.

[00:37:02] Brother, that is not Russian. That's like...

[00:37:05] Bro, is that like Hungarian?

[00:37:07] Ukraine, Belarus.

[00:37:14] That's the Ukraine flag.

[00:37:18] Wait, that is Ukraine.

[00:37:20] That's the Ukraine flag.

[00:37:25] Bumble.

[00:37:28] This guy's guessing Sweden.

[00:37:32] Alright, get this guy out of here.

[00:37:34] Get this guy.

[00:37:36] I'm closer.

[00:37:45] Yes!

[00:37:46] This is such a close game.

[00:37:48] This is such a close game.

[00:37:50] This is such a close game.

[00:37:52] Bro, is this whole body?

[00:38:02] is this whole body?

[00:38:06] Hi.

[00:38:12] This is the University of the Philippines.

[00:38:21] Please don't find the text. He's not looking at the sign.

[00:38:23] This guy, this guy's an idiot. He doesn't know! He doesn't know!

[00:38:27] I won. I won. I won. He didn't look at the sign.

[00:38:30] See that's why guessing fast is a good method.

[00:38:34] Bumble.

[00:38:36] Yike kway! Yike kway!

[00:38:38] YEEES!

[00:38:40] I love this game.

[00:38:41] I love this game, I love this gaaaame.

[00:38:44] Why do they have to use chat that much?

[00:38:47] I'm getting good, I'm getting good.

[00:38:53] Later with those...

[00:38:54] I've done a hundred duels. I'm kind of a veteran.

[00:38:57] I'm kind of a vet.

[00:39:00] I bet you were planning to betray.

[00:39:05] Cavan's dinosaur habitat.

[00:39:11] Brother, dinosaur habitat?

[00:39:19] I thought dinosaurs didn't exist.

[00:39:23] 25 miles per hour.

[00:39:26] Dinosaurs ahead?

[00:39:29] Caution, please slow down for pedestrians.

[00:39:35] Wait a minute!

[00:39:39] Where would there be dinosaurs?

[00:39:43] This is Arizona.

[00:39:47] Chat, are you guys sure? The whole chat saying Arizona! Like, please don't dank my cock here, guys!

[00:39:54] Please!

[00:39:55] Where in Arizona? Phoenix?

[00:39:59] or to send baby play that boba

[00:40:13] the chance at arizona

[00:40:18] oh my god said you guys are actually great holy ball knowledge

[00:40:22] band with people typing that it was a new mexico bro it

[00:40:25] you're not locked

[00:40:28] Did I smell coffee or is that piss?

[00:40:32] It's got the coffee.

[00:40:36] Interesting brick texture.

[00:40:42] The numbers, Mason! What do they mean?!

[00:40:46] Whoa! I see something!

[00:40:51] Is that a fucking rocket ship?

[00:40:53] We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship, zooming through the sky, little hindsight.

[00:41:05] Oh, that is not a rocket ship.

[00:41:08] Is it a rocket ship?

[00:41:10] No, that's like...

[00:41:13] FAST!

[00:41:15] You're trapped.

[00:41:16] I want to guess, like, Mexico?

[00:41:19] Mexico.

[00:41:21] Mexico. I want to guess like Mexico.

[00:41:30] Text! Text!

[00:41:34] Olimpik binasilik merkezi.

[00:41:38] Come and carve out a line.

[00:41:42] What language is that, chat?

[00:41:46] Turkey?

[00:41:47] Oh, chat knows! Chat knows! Where's Turkey? There it is. Chat knows! I'm gonna yin-si, yin-si, yin-si, I'm gonna yin-si!

[00:42:01] Fuck, he also knew, but I'm closer! Let's go. Alright chat, I see y'all know Turkish, y'all know Turkish bro, okay?

[00:42:12] Wait chat, I see you.

[00:42:17] stop cheating fat boy yo portray get off my dog

[00:42:28] With Silverio, let's go drinking!

[00:42:42] I think you can see his butt crack!

[00:42:44] I think you can see his ass!

[00:42:47] No, almost.

[00:42:51] Chad, it's got like hills and mountains.

[00:42:54] That's almost recollection bro this guy only has 31 duals play this guy's just new okay

[00:43:19] Hey, he's not a noob.

[00:43:20] My god!

[00:43:23] Bro, he's just gonna listen to the stream

[00:43:24] and then guess closer.

[00:43:25] Hold a cornball.

[00:43:26] ["Street Dance of the Year"]

[00:43:36] Avalon, two entrants this way.

[00:43:39] Celebrating life, no pets allowed.

[00:43:42] Speaking English.

[00:43:49] I know exactly where this is.

[00:44:03] This guy's in my stream, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna hide my screen, and I'm just

[00:44:08] gonna wait.

[00:44:09] I already know what I'm gonna do.

[00:44:11] I'm just gonna hide my screen so I can win.

[00:44:15] GG.

[00:44:16] I'm so good. I'm so good. I wasn't gonna get the city, but I know the Philippines flag.

[00:44:28] How is he still alive?

[00:44:32] Was that okra bro?

[00:44:43] Now this might be Australia.

[00:44:45] Or no maybe this is Africa.

[00:44:47] Sambinambinam ee ee waka waka ee ee

[00:44:51] Sambinambinam sar karekwa

[00:44:53] This type of Africa

[00:44:57] Jack, I have a crazy fade-away

[00:45:02] Fuck it, Madagascar

[00:45:04] Fuck it, an absolute fade-away

[00:45:08] Greatest movie ever

[00:45:13] Fuck!

[00:45:14] Don't be double

[00:45:15] That's such a chud way to lose, such a chud fucking way to lose, see but that's why you

[00:45:22] don't go for it, by the way, bro Madagascar's so risky, it's so risky, risky, risky.

[00:45:30] Joe Bart wants to 1v1 you and Geo Gasser, say you swear to God.

[00:45:35] Brother, say you swear to God Joe wants to 1v1.

[00:45:43] or another React day, it's adopted some

[00:45:45] that's unthinkable to his parents.

[00:45:47] And it's like 35 minutes long.

[00:45:49] So I love this shit, because I literally go into Joe's stream.

[00:45:54] Why does he look like Wolverine right here?

[00:45:56] Chat, I literally go into Joe's stream, look at his chat.

[00:46:00] Not a single, oh wait, he's in now.

[00:46:04] OK, Joe, do you want to, Joe, do you want to 1v1 me

[00:46:09] in GEO guesser in 20 minutes or 30 minutes

[00:46:13] or are you going to be busy?

[00:46:15] Joe, do you want a 1v1 meet in GEO guesser in 20 minutes

[00:46:21] or 30 minutes or are you going to be busy?

[00:46:23] I'm going to end my stream in 45,

[00:46:26] but I'm down to 1v1 you and GEO like this upcoming week.

[00:46:31] OK.

[00:46:31] I got a nice deal.

[00:46:33] Do the other deal, do the other deal.

[00:46:35] Bro, he looks like Wolverine.

[00:46:36] He has to shave that beard.

[00:46:38] He's actually intimidating chat.

[00:46:40] Joe kind of looks like a murderer.

[00:46:43] It might be only when seeing this.

[00:46:45] Bro, he, chat, he looks like Wolverine.

[00:46:49] Does he not?

[00:46:51] I'm like intimidated.

[00:46:53] Bro, I think he's gonna kill me.

[00:46:55] All right, all right, all right, chat.

[00:46:56] We'll play him this week.

[00:46:57] We'll play him this week.

[00:46:58] We'll play him this week.

[00:46:59] Okay, okay, that'll be really fun.

[00:47:03] I gotta get better and I can't use chat enough.

[00:47:06] Alright chat, we got a banger video to react to today.

[00:47:10] Ha ha ha, we have the top 200 smartest 1000 IQ plays

[00:47:17] in Rainbow Six Siege, oh and Random Fails as well.

[00:47:20] Now chat, I'll be the judge of that.

[00:47:21] As you guys know, I'm an absolute chud muffin.

[00:47:24] Click subscribe if you're new.

[00:47:26] Chut, Yeager himself, this guy only makes banger videos.

[00:47:31] Go stop the disguise.

[00:47:32] Stop!

[00:47:36] This is probably top 5's best hiding spots in Rainbow Six each.

[00:47:41] I'm telling you bro, 95% of ranked lobbies you play, no one will drone this.

[00:47:46] I swear to god.

[00:47:48] No one ever drones this vending machine hop up.

[00:47:51] Exhibit rain!

[00:47:52] What did I just- what the- bro this is the best hiding spot!

[00:48:00] Interesting aim. You're on PC as well, aiming like that.

[00:48:06] You just reloaded with 11 bullets. This is going to be range bay.

[00:48:11] Who's that? What is he? What is he doing?

[00:48:18] He's just standing in the center of the room.

[00:48:21] BOOM!

[00:48:23] POWER!

[00:48:30] No one has fired a bullet at this guy, by the way.

[00:48:32] And Chad, look, it's a casual lobby.

[00:48:34] This is what happens in cabs.

[00:48:36] No one has fired a bullet at this guy.

[00:48:42] Brother man, did you just throw an ace charge at a window barricade?

[00:48:51] I mean, good hiding spot, batting.

[00:49:05] Bradley's Victorian.

[00:49:07] Stop.

[00:49:09] Why would you not drone?

[00:49:11] What are you, an absolute delinquent?

[00:49:14] I mean, chat, let's give him the bed of the doubt.

[00:49:16] Maybe he had a prepped camera here.

[00:49:18] Maybe.

[00:49:19] Wait, I know what he's gonna do.

[00:49:21] No, he didn't drone.

[00:49:22] He didn't drone Jack.

[00:49:24] He didn't drone Jack.

[00:49:25] Deadly splat.

[00:49:26] Because if he would have droneed, he would have knew Cabrera was down there.

[00:49:31] I knew he was gonna do this.

[00:49:33] As soon as I saw Amaru shotgun on Night Haven Labs, I knew he was gonna do this.

[00:49:38] And when I saw Kobe in Warm-Ups, I just had it.

[00:49:41] I told my friend, I was watching the game with my friend.

[00:49:43] I said, he's gonna drop 70 tonight.

[00:49:46] And then when he drops 70 I say, go for 80.

[00:49:51] M-M-Mosy?

[00:49:53] MOSY, WHAT THE FUCK?!

[00:49:55] What are these clips?

[00:49:56] What are these clips?!

[00:50:09] I mean that's bad, I guess.

[00:50:11] No, I'm just gonna kill you.

[00:50:16] He was not in there.

[00:50:22] Yo, um, Amaru!

[00:50:23] WHERE IS YOUR TEAM?!

[00:50:26] How is class even getting away with this?

[00:50:31] I'm just gonna kill you, son.

[00:50:41] That is the most unintelligent human being to ever grace the planet.

[00:50:51] Chat, let's talk about it.

[00:50:53] That is the, I have not paused 25 times, because I'll actually end this stream.

[00:51:00] Love it, learn it, live it, love it.

[00:51:06] below with Pulse, this is what I'm talking about.

[00:51:08] Yes! Yes!

[00:51:12] Oh!

[00:51:16] Oh!

[00:51:18] Oh!

[00:51:20] Oh!

[00:51:22] Oh!

[00:51:24] Oh!

[00:51:26] Oh!

[00:51:28] I just came in my pants.

[00:51:30] That is the best Pulse strategy I've ever seen, brother.

[00:51:34] Now we're watching smart clips.

[00:51:40] Bawr! How do you not hear that?

[00:51:44] Brother, it's a shield clanking around on the floor behind you.

[00:51:48] How do you not hear that?

[00:52:04] What rank is this? No, cuz legitimately what fucking rank is this? Is Doc looking at the ceiling fan?

[00:52:12] His entire team is getting literally

[00:52:15] Massacred like this looks like prime Dexter Morgan, right?

[00:52:19] Just murdering everyone and Doc is looking at the ceiling fan. How are players this bad?

[00:53:04] Hahaha!

[00:53:23] Why do I see fucking things?

[00:53:25] WAIT WHAT!

[00:53:26] To Eliminate You!

[00:53:27] So this is why I've said, I don't know, five million times to drone before you enter the

[00:53:42] The building!

[00:53:44] My god!

[00:53:53] Preach turn set!

[00:53:55] Wait oh my god nobody's gonna do I know what he's gonna do

[00:54:17] Now this is smart.

[00:54:20] Bro, I've actually done that before.

[00:54:24] That is the greatest play in the game.

[00:54:26] I actually forgot about that.

[00:54:28] I think we'll have a lot better scenes here.

[00:54:33] Hello?

[00:54:35] Does anyone have eyeballs?

[00:54:40] Oh

[00:54:56] You might

[00:54:58] Oh

[00:55:00] Nobody

[00:55:07] Pause just pause. Let's look at the stats

[00:55:11] 411 matches played

[00:55:13] Or no, sorry

[00:55:15] 434 matches played

[00:55:19] 411 losses

[00:55:22] 0.34 KD

[00:55:24] 5.1 win percent and his RP is 1000 which is the lowest in the game.

[00:55:29] I think this player might be the worst player in the world.

[00:55:54] I NEED HER!

[00:56:12] Wait, that's smart. They take the hostage and then he claimors the window.

[00:56:17] That is-

[00:56:24] I

[00:56:29] Reason number 11,000 why you should drone I just don't it's not hard

[00:56:40] You got it on me up

[00:56:44] What did you know?

[00:56:51] That was a good call

[00:56:53] Carbenacean! Carbenacean!

[00:56:59] What is this guy?

[00:57:00] The game!

[00:57:06] Runaan!

[00:57:10] Trono?

[00:57:11] Trono?

[00:57:23] I guess like I don't know half the people that play siege just are playing through a

[00:57:35] or connect or something.

[00:57:36] No one can hear anything on this.

[00:57:45] Wait, what?

[00:57:45] What?

[00:57:48] Doesn't that do like one thing?

[00:58:02] They're not gonna join it, they're not gonna join it.

[00:58:04] You're fucking oh now now you want to go

[00:58:14] Firmight get him out get him out get him out get him out get him out get him out get him out

[00:58:20] My your entire team just got annihilated

[00:58:25] What are you doing?

[00:58:27] I

[00:58:29] This video is actually like making me mad like this is like rage bait. How are you that bad?

[00:58:41] You know sir

[00:58:57] Yo, Osa, I don't want to like backseat game or whatever, you're gonna choose to

[00:59:05] punt to Castle 9 times instead of just throwing a grenade at it.

[00:59:09] It takes 1 second versus 15 seconds.

[00:59:14] Okay, I mean, what is this?

[00:59:23] got it got it got it

[00:59:34] I'm for Last Operator Standing

[00:59:36] Oh, not the Fuse gameplay, please job!

[01:00:04] I can't prove this and I have zero statistics to go off of this, but I guarantee you the

[01:00:19] lowest KDE and lowest rank average in the game is Fuse Players.

[01:00:24] I guarantee it.

[01:00:25] But I'm telling you, half of the people who pick Fuse have a 9 pound boulder in their

[01:00:31] head.

[01:00:32] We're starting 900 pound.

[01:00:34] I'm closing my eyes.

[01:00:36] Bara!

[01:00:42] Was he like watching Brazzers or something?

[01:00:44] How do you even end up in this point?

[01:00:47] Located in the middle of the world.

[01:00:49] Ooh, diamond charm.

[01:00:57] I'm gonna crash the laptop where you're standing.

[01:00:59] Okay, that was smart.

[01:01:00] I'm gonna be honest.

[01:01:01] That was actually the smartest clip out of the bag.

[01:01:06] That was the smartest clip out of the bag.

[01:01:21] That guy definitely shat himself.

[01:01:23] Champion charge!

[01:01:31] I already saw the victory, this is it, this is it, that's right.

[01:01:58] I

[01:02:13] Do what

[01:02:22] Is no one gonna shoot at it

[01:02:28] Did he just freeze his tab?

[01:02:42] Okay, this is actually a really good hiding spot, bro.

[01:02:50] Hiding here with Kvara used to be broken.

[01:02:53] He has like an all purple uniform that literally blends in with the pillage.

[01:03:06] Why did he laugh like that?

[01:03:14] No way! No way! No way!

[01:03:23] Oh my god.

[01:03:24] Oh my god.

[01:03:25] Oh my god.

[01:03:26] Okay, I'm not going to lie, this mirror thing actually works more than you would expect.

[01:03:41] The barbed-up shooter is definitely deployed. Located in the future, destroyed.

[01:03:53] Ninja defuse! Ninja defuse! Go now! Go now!

[01:03:58] Oh my god.

[01:04:02] One v one.

[01:04:23] Bro, I miss cooking nades so much. They gotta bring that back, dude.

[01:04:32] Whoa, that ain't... whoa!

[01:04:37] We're belly, we're belly, we're belly, we're belly!

[01:04:41] Bomb back.

[01:04:44] Diffuser located.

[01:04:45] That's the best run out of the game, dude.

[01:04:47] Check the bombs. Get stable to diffuser.

[01:04:56] Good old backtracks.

[01:04:57] One on four remaining.

[01:04:58] Where's the last guy?

[01:04:59] Oh my god.

[01:05:01] Oh my god

[01:05:08] He's not well, maybe what I'm gonna tell you this other

[01:05:11] I'm male. Oh, it's just curious. I don't know if I got a lot of

[01:05:16] I don't think it's on the grid

[01:05:19] What is shot? No, no, no, no, no, what is shocking him? No

[01:05:24] What's on bug

[01:05:26] Ten seconds remaining.

[01:05:30] How does this work? I don't understand.

[01:05:36] Five seconds to go.

[01:05:41] Ora, I'm not gonna lie. Ora.

[01:05:51] What the fuck? What is this?

[01:05:56] Hey bro, that's why people say like,

[01:05:58] Oh, Jixi, is it too late to start Siege?

[01:06:00] No, bro.

[01:06:01] No, it's never too late.

[01:06:03] Brother, when there's people like this running around...

[01:06:13] Oh, wow!

[01:06:15] A knife ace!

[01:06:20] What?!

[01:06:21] What the fuck is that?!

[01:06:26] I asked R4C Red Dot, this guy's either gonna be really good or really bad.

[01:06:33] This is his club, gonna show him where he's from.

[01:06:38] I'm going with really bad.

[01:06:43] What the?

[01:06:44] Okay, that scared me, I'm not the one.

[01:06:46] He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, what?!

[01:06:50] The window, the window guy!

[01:07:16] Did you just reload with 40 fucking bullets, bro?

[01:07:43] How many bullets did you just reload with?

[01:07:48] You reloaded in a 1v1 scenario with 29 bullets.

[01:07:56] Like I'm actually, when I clicked this video, I thought it was going to watch like smart plays.

[01:08:01] I've seen like three smart plays. The rest of it. Every second that goes on, I lose brain cells. Every second!

[01:08:13] Friendly boy.

[01:08:20] Triggered a discipline! Triggered a discipline!

[01:08:22] Wow, Ash has a nice ass. Oh my god.

[01:08:25] Triggered a discipline!

[01:08:32] Good name.

[01:08:33] Actually good name.

[01:08:36] Bamping shotgun!

[01:08:37] No way he makes it

[01:08:43] No way

[01:08:47] Run, he has to abuse, he has to abuse

[01:08:57] Alright, that was smart, that was smart

[01:09:01] I'll give you that

[01:09:08] Never pick up again. Oh my god

[01:09:15] Why are they just walking into my shotgun

[01:09:20] Like what is this?

[01:09:23] Just one after the other one after the other I have not paused

[01:09:29] 71 times

[01:09:59] What?

[01:10:01] What?

[01:10:03] What?

[01:10:05] What?

[01:10:07] What is this?

[01:10:11] How did that work?

[01:10:20] What's happening?

[01:10:22] What?

[01:10:24] What?

[01:10:26] You know, it's normally a good idea to drone when you're not in the building.

[01:10:50] It's not really a good idea to just randomly, it's a boss fucking cop.

[01:10:54] Ran around.

[01:11:03] He's gonna ninch it if he is. He's gonna ninch it if he is.

[01:11:07] No way.

[01:11:17] The diffuser has been recovered.

[01:11:20] What is your FOV? What is your FOV?

[01:11:40] It literally looks like this dude's masturbating.

[01:11:50] I'll kill you, Maxim! I won't kill many enemies.

[01:12:14] Okay, I won't kill any more enemies.

[01:12:20] The overarching point that I'm making today is it's never too late to start Siege because

[01:12:34] 90% of the people that play the game don't even draw.

[01:12:53] How? How is it so easy?

[01:12:57] No one has shot at me.

[01:13:04] I'm alive!

[01:13:06] WHAT?!

[01:13:08] Oh my god, he's acting like an out of my room!

[01:13:11] I'm sorry!

[01:13:13] Oh, I found a bomb. Let's defend it.

[01:13:18] Bro, he even used the iron sights to match the actual out of my room.

[01:13:24] I'm little ender-ender-kiger.

[01:13:28] Use the gun.

[01:13:30] Yo!

[01:13:34] Oh

[01:13:54] Dude this is the og EMPs

[01:14:04] What fucking rank is that?

[01:14:14] Seriously?

[01:14:16] Bro, like, I-I-I don't-I've got no words bro.

[01:14:24] What?

[01:14:26] What?

[01:14:28] Oh

[01:14:50] He's dropped we just

[01:14:52] He just glitched in it just full glitched in

[01:14:58] Like this game

[01:15:00] Again, Dogobee, he shoots you, right?

[01:15:29] Why does it take five seconds for you to process anything?

[01:15:32] Hey, keep going back down.

[01:15:38] Holy recoil.

[01:15:47] Alright, Thermite has to be on percassettes.

[01:15:49] That is the only logical explanation for that, like human, is drugs.

[01:15:55] That is the only explanation for that.

[01:15:57] Drop!

[01:16:27] UGH!

[01:16:29] BORAH!

[01:16:32] Who are you?

[01:16:32] I'm a little scared.

[01:16:34] WHAT?

[01:16:34] I'm a little scared.

[01:16:54] Rainbow Six each.

[01:16:57] Not droning, not droning!

[01:17:01] Bro, that rush trot is actually good though, because you're literally right inside.

[01:17:07] Like you're instantly inside.

[01:17:17] How did they get knocked? What?

[01:17:27] Don't do it, hey, don't do it, don't do it, hey, don't do it!

[01:17:37] He's gonna do it.

[01:17:42] Look, how are you?

[01:17:47] What?

[01:17:48] The claymore just didn't go off!

[01:17:53] Holy peak oil! Holy peak oil!

[01:18:15] Afu-Ril-Kwadar!

[01:18:17] I don't know, I'm absolutely harm swaddled.

[01:18:26] Not way to remind me.

[01:18:30] 1v5.

[01:18:31] So, like Ace, W support player, whatever, why are you sticking it?

[01:18:39] Like, bro Ace, you could just get off the plant and win.

[01:18:42] Just stay alive, they don't have defuse, it starts defusing half a second, they don't

[01:19:09] have defuse.

[01:19:10] defuse, it starts defusing half a second later.

[01:19:13] Nice fall, bro.

[01:19:15] What is this?

[01:19:17] What is this, a glitch?

[01:19:24] Bro, I don't even remember when this was in the game, but it looks like a horror movie.

[01:19:29] That just runs at you and nikes you?

[01:19:37] No, no, no.

[01:19:40] How do you not hear any of that?

[01:19:47] How do you not hear any of that?

[01:19:50] How many pauses am I at like unbiasedly?

[01:20:07] How many pauses am I at 24 minutes and 100?

[01:20:11] I just hit 100.

[01:20:14] 100.

[01:20:15] 100.

[01:20:16] 100.

[01:20:17] 100.

[01:20:18] I'm not sure if he can kill me or not

[01:20:20] He can't even kill me

[01:20:22] He can kill me

[01:20:28] He's inside

[01:20:30] I'm gonna kill him

[01:20:32] OH!

[01:20:34] There is!

[01:20:42] He's the one who killed you

[01:20:44] Juan, look at the camera please

[01:20:46] WAP!

[01:20:49] Banger video.

[01:20:50] Chad, I did not pause 100 times.

[01:20:54] There's no fucking way I paused 100 times, bro.

[01:20:58] There's literally no way.

[01:21:02] No, I didn't. No, the fuck I didn't.

[01:21:05] I did not pause 100 times, sadly.

[01:21:10] Yeah, fucking right.

[01:21:13] Yeah, right.

[01:21:16] I just got a rocket leak. There should be a tournament in 30 minutes if I'm not mistaken.

[01:21:22] There should be a tournament in 30 minutes if I'm not mistaken.

[01:22:16] I don't know.

[01:22:37] C'mon, let's go!

[01:22:42] C'mon, let's go!

[01:24:07] She's on the spot.

[01:24:08] She's on the spot.

[01:24:10] She's throwing the knot.

[01:24:11] She's throwing the knot.

[01:24:13] She doing her dance.

[01:24:15] She's showing up.

[01:24:17] She's showing up.

[01:24:19] Stop how do you know I'll be on that?

[01:24:21] Spinning like a flow mat.

[01:24:23] They keep trying to reach me.

[01:24:25] Cause they know that I'm not broke on that.

[01:24:27] So it's not going to be deep.

[01:24:29] Just know he got that hip.

[01:24:31] So I gotta ignore that.

[01:24:32] Need some grover like Broda Stone.

[01:24:34] Stop beating, don't ask me to pack it.

[01:24:36] Yeah, I'm kind of feeling CG.

[01:24:48] Jack, should we do some toxic 1v1s on seat?

[01:25:07] What are we thinking, glass?

[01:25:09] Should we do some toxic 1v1s on seat?

[01:25:12] I'm feeling CG, no?

[01:25:15] Jack, let's do some Toxic Bumpy once.

[01:25:19] Now, should I play or should I get two Toxic Egotistical Narcissistic Sociopaths?

[01:25:28] Who should we get?

[01:25:29] Zim.

[01:25:30] Zim is banned on Twitch.

[01:25:32] That is un-giddable.

[01:25:33] Dude, I think we should do some Toxic Bumpy, Bob.

[01:25:39] Jack, who could I get?

[01:25:40] Who could I get?

[01:25:41] Dude, I would love to see a rematch between Richie and Squirtle because the last one they played was so scuffed.

[01:25:51] Like, bro, I'd like leave after every round and Squirtle's mic was echoing, which was literally giving me like a brain aneurysm.

[01:25:58] But I don't even know if like Squirtle's on. I don't know if Richie's on.

[01:26:03] Get senty. Not a bad shout.

[01:26:06] Got to get it right.

[01:26:08] Let me call Squirtle, let me see if he picks up, I don't know if he's on, I'm just feeling

[01:26:30] CG after watching that video. Let me call Squirtle. Taking a spot. If he ain't cooking

[01:26:39] then get it off the pot. Squirtle reacted to my Snapchat story and said nobody cares

[01:26:43] fat fuck. John literally called calling Squirtle. Squirtle. I forgot his mic doesn't work.

[01:26:59] Wait, Squirtle's actually texting. His mic doesn't work.

[01:27:07] My name is Icebird, I always stay hot.

[01:27:09] Passage of things everywhere.

[01:27:11] Baddest moments on my block.

[01:27:16] Wait, he said, okay, he's joining.

[01:27:18] Hold, hold!

[01:27:20] Bro, who could he play? I gotta find him an opponent.

[01:27:24] Who could Squirtle play?

[01:27:29] money I put it I always say huh who gets for the play chat let me call that

[01:27:42] bro but I think avid my kid like now I have to allow shields I think avid my

[01:27:55] I can't work for us.

[01:27:57] Gordo is like the best 1v1er on Xbox.

[01:28:00] I'm not kidding when I say this.

[01:28:02] Let me call it that.

[01:28:05] This would be a generational 1v1.

[01:28:07] I didn't know if they played in like two years.

[01:28:13] Mingo, I don't think Mingo wants to play, Gordo.

[01:28:19] Yo.

[01:28:21] Yo, Avin.

[01:28:22] Yo bro, you want a 1v1 squirtle?

[01:28:26] I'm at the ball right now, you know what I'm saying?

[01:28:29] Fuck!

[01:28:30] Alright, no worries dawg, no worries dawg.

[01:28:35] I just called him at the ball.

[01:28:36] Okay, okay.

[01:28:37] Let me invite Squirtle.

[01:28:39] Let me, I want Squirtle to like pick his opponent.

[01:28:43] Stop is not going to play him.

[01:28:44] Maybe Mingo would play him.

[01:28:46] Maybe Richie would rematch him.

[01:28:49] I want to watch though.

[01:28:51] I wanna watch.

[01:28:55] Squirtle, what's good, son?

[01:28:56] What's good, nephew?

[01:28:58] What's good, little guy?

[01:28:59] What's good, little guy?

[01:29:02] What's good, little guy?

[01:29:03] What's good, little guy?

[01:29:06] What?

[01:29:07] Are you asleep at 5 p.m.?

[01:29:09] Are you a loser, Squirtle?

[01:29:10] Oh, why?

[01:29:11] You're so loud, bro.

[01:29:16] You were sleeping at 5 p.m.?

[01:29:18] Squirtle, aren't you like 10?

[01:29:21] 15

[01:29:22] How are you sleeping at five bro get your life together?

[01:29:32] Yo buddy buddy buddy, why are you making about five? What's your deal kid?

[01:29:38] Oh, I just wanted to take a little nap, bro

[01:29:42] So are you like are you energized to one we want somebody because I don't want you to lose and make excuses

[01:29:46] I don't I don't care what he's even like comparable to me, bro. Okay, what if I call Mingo?

[01:29:54] Squirtle, I want you to prove your the best 1v1er in the world, bro

[01:29:58] Get him in here then, bro. I don't care. I have nobody can beat me. All right. All right. Watch your fucking ego, bro

[01:30:05] Watch your fucking ego. Let me go

[01:30:09] Mingo's gonna duck me watch. I'm up to all of him. I'm not gonna play him

[01:30:14] He says the same thing every time

[01:30:16] chat is mingo awake? is mingo awake chat? it's five mingo's definitely awake

[01:30:23] your call has been forwarded

[01:30:25] alright! he didn't even let it ring he declined it what the fuck type of shit is that?

[01:30:31] he didn't even let it ring all the way

[01:30:35] i told you bruh he's not gonna play me

[01:30:39] bro i have to find squirtle a worthy opponent

[01:30:42] what about rixie bruh?

[01:30:44] We call it up. We call that guy worthy. Yeah, we call him worthy. You're literally such a little shit. This guy's such a little shit.

[01:30:54] You guys hear this guy? All right, let me call Ritchie.

[01:30:59] Prachan, pretty sure Mingo was in the middle of sex. I'm not even kidding. He hung up halfway through. I know what it's like to rent when it rains.

[01:31:09] SPOIT!

[01:31:10] Bro, is SPOIT on?

[01:31:15] Also SPOIT's PC?

[01:31:16] Yo, why does nobody pick up?

[01:31:22] Bro, wait, what about SPOIT?

[01:31:26] SPOIT's not a bad shout.

[01:31:28] Yo, squirt off.

[01:31:31] Squirt off!

[01:31:33] Would you beat SPOIT if SPOIT was on your frames?

[01:31:36] Be honest.

[01:31:37] Bro.

[01:31:38] Yes.

[01:31:39] you ricks yes you can get I'm not trolling first you can literally get

[01:31:44] anybody bro bro if you beat spoilt that would be fucking bro like I'm not

[01:31:50] even gonna lie I'm not that would I feel like you could cuz you're like a 1v1

[01:31:55] Demogorgon right you can screamy wait what Saturday Saturday do they

[01:32:00] I got an idea. Would you be stopping if he was PC on your frame? Yeah, you don't kind of ask me. I will. Yeah, I got it. I got it. I got it. I think something said he's flying to Florida.

[01:32:20] You're flying tomorrow?

[01:32:22] Stump's gonna be free today.

[01:32:27] Yo Stumpin, I have a proposal.

[01:32:30] What?

[01:32:30] Just hear me out, bro.

[01:32:32] All right, all right.

[01:32:33] Bro, I know you're like, Stumpin, hear me out.

[01:32:38] You said you're flying tomorrow, right?

[01:32:41] No, I'm flying in like five hours.

[01:32:43] Well, I don't think that's right.

[01:32:44] All right, Stumpin, I noticed this last minute.

[01:32:47] I'm sorry.

[01:32:48] But before you fly, hold on, okay.

[01:32:53] I'll edit my delay, but stop it.

[01:32:56] Would you 1v1 Squirtle if you were on PC

[01:33:01] and you were on 120 frames though, or 140, 140?

[01:33:07] I'm not gonna already pack my whole time.

[01:33:12] Squirtle, stop it already packed to set it up, bro.

[01:33:15] He can't play.

[01:33:16] what's new stop it what's new he says you're ducking bro

[01:33:24] I'm sorry stop it I've been trying to get him a one if you want a poem in for ten minutes

[01:33:33] now all right bro safe travel stop and I'll be right yeah bro it's not happening listen

[01:33:41] may go to climb my call didn't even let it finish Richie let it rain stop and already

[01:33:46] back to set up um habits at the mall who do you want me to get bro maybe great

[01:33:51] advocate maybe reading that kid socks dig all right watch your life a a a a

[01:33:58] watch your freaking language you little shit are you cursing like I've even

[01:34:07] like I'm tired of you cursing watch your freaking language little shit all right

[01:34:11] Yo, thanks for the $300 bro, but that all on R6 credit boy, let's go

[01:34:20] All right, how do you just wake up and you're already toxic? What does it take you like three seconds?

[01:34:26] Are you ever positive ever?

[01:34:28] Let me cause boy. Let me cause boy

[01:34:31] Yo, if you play spoil, yo, if you beat spoiled that would be all that kids not even that good

[01:34:36] But what do you mean that kids voice like in his 20s you're

[01:34:41] Reactive to the video spoits literally the bad player on his team

[01:34:45] He underperforms at the NAL farms. He's and he NAL farms, bro. We've seen the video

[01:34:51] The guy literally has a negative KD every event

[01:34:57] Save this first boy brown like I don't know why you're yelling this at me

[01:35:01] Yo, I'm telling you with probably gonna pack your shit like I'm gonna be honest if y'all don't same things

[01:35:06] I think bro, he's a mouse

[01:35:08] Stopping almost be him. He's like a yeah, some of the best player of all time. What do you say?

[01:35:21] Chat you pro scrimm on Saturday, I don't think they scream on Saturday

[01:35:28] Bro, I want to call split but chat I don't have this fucking like new number

[01:35:32] Bro, it's actually so hard to get you an opponent, but this will be said to him.

[01:35:40] Chet's so hard to get him an opponent, guys.

[01:35:42] Bro, call any foe.

[01:35:43] Bro, come on.

[01:35:44] No one wants to play you, dude.

[01:35:45] You're like a sicko.

[01:35:46] Bro, what?

[01:35:47] Raid.

[01:35:48] Raid's washed on roller.

[01:35:50] Raid will get worked by Squirtle.

[01:35:52] Flybo.

[01:35:53] Chet, Squirtle's like top one, bro.

[01:35:57] Top one, roller one, B1.

[01:35:59] I'm not gonna lie.

[01:36:00] You're like top one.

[01:36:01] Bro, it's ridiculously bad, right?

[01:36:04] Yeah, I've been saying this forever, like, three years now, Bro.

[01:36:08] Like...

[01:36:09] Evil sky, now sky...

[01:36:11] Dude, sky...

[01:36:12] Bro, sky...

[01:36:13] Parallel

[01:36:14] Sky will get, like, literally pieced by Squirtle.

[01:36:17] Chat, I'm trying to get somebody that I know will win so I can see Squirtle's spiral and

[01:36:21] dimensional insanity.

[01:36:22] I think Squirtle would win.

[01:36:24] Bro, are you, like, out of your mind?

[01:36:27] Like, the disrespect you have is, like...

[01:36:30] Bro, split?

[01:36:38] That guy's like, literally awful.

[01:36:43] Bro, this kid is, yo, yo,

[01:36:46] Rob, trying to get you an opponent. It's really hard.

[01:36:49] Yeah, I'm not playing Sportal. I get worked every time.

[01:36:53] Wait, wait, you're not worthy. You're not worthy, Ebo.

[01:36:56] Oh, just drink your juice box and just wait till I get you to put it in place.

[01:37:01] Oh, I've always called him.

[01:37:03] Yo.

[01:37:04] I think I could beat you with like a five-mine.

[01:37:05] Hi, man.

[01:37:06] What's up, five-mine?

[01:37:07] Yo.

[01:37:08] Do you need me to put it in?

[01:37:09] Bro, do you even play Siege, I've always, you're like, you're like, you like play Rock

[01:37:14] and League every day.

[01:37:15] No, he's too good.

[01:37:16] No, I'm not that good.

[01:37:17] I'm not that good.

[01:37:18] I'm not that good, bro.

[01:37:19] You know what I was thinking, though.

[01:37:20] You know what I was thinking?

[01:37:21] What?

[01:37:22] Who, what?

[01:37:23] What? What do you, what? We're couldn't, huh?

[01:37:27] Versus Squirtle versus Jakesy.

[01:37:32] Holy cinema.

[01:37:33] Yeah, I'm good off that, bro.

[01:37:34] He's just gonna like shoot me through walls the whole time.

[01:37:37] I'm good.

[01:37:41] All right, bro.

[01:37:42] Hey, no worries, man.

[01:37:45] Hey, let me know if you needed a point.

[01:37:48] All right, bro.

[01:37:49] I'll let you know.

[01:37:50] Hey, I'll keep you posted.

[01:37:51] Hangs up the phone with Aura, okay hangs up the phone with Aura mind you chat. That's a 30 years way cooler than you.

[01:38:02] Haha.

[01:38:04] What does it have cash apps? So you have to take 300 dollars out of high-fives paycheck. We know you. We know you.

[01:38:14] I literally paid him right after this kid

[01:38:20] No you didn't!

[01:38:22] Oh yeah I lied about paying high-fives

[01:38:24] I know a name!

[01:38:25] You took $300 out of his paycheck, I've seen you

[01:38:28] Yeah, he sent you $300 and then I sent him $300

[01:38:31] Yeah, you were gonna fire him

[01:38:33] You did not do that, he told me

[01:38:36] Alright bro, it looks like we're playing, I don't know, I don't know what to tell you

[01:38:40] Can I just beat this kid once?

[01:38:42] all right let's play no no let's play oh no she for me timbers bro is it even

[01:38:50] possible for me to beat the scotch at like a three a lead all right give me a

[01:38:54] no no no let me get a delight let me get a delight let me get a delight

[01:38:57] bro I need a delight raid wager what are you saying great get out of my chat

[01:39:04] all right

[01:39:12] You mean like landslide?

[01:39:36] It's not going to be a landslide.

[01:39:37] Why do you think it's going to be a landslide?

[01:39:38] Skortle, why do you think I'm so bad?

[01:39:39] I'm so if I lost to you never invite me again

[01:39:43] So if you never invite me again are you like come on are you being serious on?

[01:39:49] You literally ever all right. Let me get one warm-up, and I'll fucking destroy you. Let me get one warm-up

[01:39:56] Sort of his thing you got on a scene about gaming score though. You're like tense

[01:39:59] You don't need to warm up. Yeah, and you're 35 years old and you haven't been in two years. You'll never beat me

[01:40:05] It's horrible. Here's a

[01:40:07] For this thing you're like five so you don't need to worry about you can just roll out of that in your aims perfect

[01:40:12] Hey, buddy, I'm shivering

[01:40:18] You're a grown millionaire calling me when I'm sleeping you don't know how disrespectful that is oh, yeah

[01:40:24] It's for my bad next time. I'm gonna assume that you're sleeping at 5 30 p.m. On a fucking Saturday

[01:40:31] Thank you. Yeah, bro. Let me just assume you're fucking sleeping. You're school. Thank you

[01:40:35] You know what I did when I was your age, bro?

[01:40:37] I would ride my scooters or I would ride a scooter.

[01:40:39] You were looking a screwdriver for your shower curtain,

[01:40:42] and then, yeah, bro, you were playing number one right.

[01:40:46] No, no.

[01:40:47] You played five when we were out.

[01:40:48] No, I was riding a scooter around my neighborhood

[01:40:50] and making friends.

[01:40:51] Why are you asleep at five?

[01:40:52] Yeah, we're back.

[01:40:54] Why are you asleep at five, you little psycho?

[01:40:56] I love it.

[01:40:58] Look, Squirtle, look, let me, let me, Squirtle, let me, let me.

[01:41:00] You were 4'11 as a senior.

[01:41:02] Squirtle, I was a 4'11 as a freshman.

[01:41:04] Let's get that right.

[01:41:05] Squirtle, let me frame you a little bit.

[01:41:07] Hey, buddy, hey, buddy.

[01:41:08] 510, 510 and I'm a freshman.

[01:41:11] Squirtle, I went golfing today, bro.

[01:41:15] Like, Squirtle, I'm 30.

[01:41:16] Like, I need a warm-up.

[01:41:17] First one.

[01:41:18] What owns you at golf?

[01:41:19] We've seen the 1v1s.

[01:41:21] Absolutely 1 today.

[01:41:23] Squirtle, Squirtle, you're literally like seven years old,

[01:41:26] bro, so you can just spawn in and be warmed up.

[01:41:28] Let me get in a warm-up and I'll fucking cook you.

[01:41:31] The reason why you always get in a warm-up is because

[01:41:35] I'll never get the warm up that's why

[01:41:38] Yo, yo, you can literally beat spoi and then one V1 me you wouldn't get more than three rounds

[01:41:43] I won't you don't understand that

[01:41:48] Like spoits not even like a challenge to my you look under estimate

[01:41:56] Just let me get the warm up

[01:41:58] Let me get

[01:42:00] Let me get it

[01:42:05] Get out of my ear stop getting me I'm trying to warm up.

[01:42:09] How do you warm up with this kid?

[01:42:14] Bro put a sock in and it's for no gain.

[01:42:18] Oh so you're bullying me now.

[01:42:20] You're a harasser.

[01:42:23] You literally make me get bullied by millions of people a day.

[01:42:28] We haven't had you ever gotten bullied by a person ever.

[01:42:31] ever so they all make fun in me if you're sounding like spongebob it's all your fault

[01:42:36] squirtle you have like a cold militia army of squirtinators right nobody's

[01:42:41] yep the squirtinators yep you said it

[01:42:43] barra no one but i just squirtle

[01:42:50] huh

[01:42:51] cops please i'm trying to warm up so i can like this oh my god i need to warm up

[01:42:56] Yo no no no no!

[01:42:58] Jack this is bad! This is bad!

[01:43:00] Bro don't watch this.

[01:43:03] You don't like to play one operator?

[01:43:06] Bro don't patronize me! I want you to try it.

[01:43:10] I'm dead.

[01:43:12] That's what I'm winning. I don't want to hear any excuses.

[01:43:14] You make like celebrities think you're so good.

[01:43:17] That's what you think we do.

[01:43:19] You won't kill.

[01:43:21] Or maybe I'm just good at the game.

[01:43:23] You're just a freak.

[01:43:25] I'm a top 20 or 6 controller like you're not even top a thousand

[01:43:31] Okay, so score don't let me confront what you just said with me. Why am I even talking to you? Let me warm up

[01:43:39] No, you've got me through harassment for the past two years

[01:43:47] Yes, you do you called me at 6 p.m.

[01:43:50] Well, I was sleeping yeah, maybe you should wake your little ass up. It's six on a Saturday you're ten years old

[01:43:57] Drink your fucking juice box and wake up and watch the morning cartoon

[01:44:01] I'm not protecting the city!

[01:44:02] You're five years old bro! How do you make up your five?

[01:44:04] I'm not protecting the city bro!

[01:44:09] I'm not protecting the city

[01:44:12] And look if you give me a card I'm gonna give you the place point this week. I'll get you the place point, buddy

[01:44:17] You have five.

[01:44:29] Can I get money when I, when I beat split?

[01:44:32] Wait, I'm, I'm in the front door.

[01:44:38] I'm eleven and one, you're in trouble!

[01:44:40] You're actually in trouble, I'm not gonna be getting.

[01:44:43] What did he say?

[01:44:47] I'm 12 and 1.

[01:44:52] So, fuck!

[01:44:53] Why did I look at my Kennedy?

[01:44:55] Let's go to the don't get nervous kid.

[01:44:58] Jinky, why was he nervous?

[01:45:02] Dude, do you ever shut up?

[01:45:06] You're talking more than me.

[01:45:08] You've sold your soul for millions of dollars.

[01:45:10] Yeah, like, bro, I'm gonna be honest, bro.

[01:45:14] Like you're the most unhinged little psycho pass

[01:45:19] When you scam me thousands of dollars wait

[01:45:33] Yo chat have I ever scammed squirtle and don't just take it for no reason

[01:45:40] I'm warm down I'm ready to play I'm ready to play

[01:45:43] Let me go get a coffee.

[01:45:45] Can't mind you, ten years old drinking coffee, like rolls out of bed, cussing, screaming.

[01:45:51] Wait, okay, wait.

[01:45:52] Ten years old cussing, screaming, rolls out of bed at five, gets a coffee.

[01:45:57] I'm telling you, this kid is unhinged.

[01:45:59] You know, Squirtle, you ready for this work, bro?

[01:46:03] I said you're picked.

[01:46:04] Pick my energy fuel.

[01:46:06] Let's go.

[01:46:07] What?

[01:46:08] Yeah.

[01:46:09] Squirtle, eat a steak.

[01:46:10] I've never had that before.

[01:46:11] I'm gonna do my steak.

[01:46:12] Steak oh hell no

[01:46:15] That's too chewy

[01:46:16] All right, yeah, what's the predictions? I already know I'm the underdog, but how big how big let me see let me see

[01:46:24] Remember when like I actually had some what had a try against you what happened

[01:46:29] Bodo what's that I you know that mean wait you wouldn't know that you scored a would you play Bodo like after we play bro

[01:46:35] Yes, yes, bro. You know that mean McQueen is

[01:46:38] The queen is feeding, the queen is feeding fast.

[01:46:41] That's like you, but you were never

[01:46:43] at McQueen's level, Twerth.

[01:46:47] Thanks, bro.

[01:46:48] Happy Saturday to you too.

[01:46:49] Like, what?

[01:46:50] Yo, chat.

[01:46:51] What?

[01:46:52] Bro, like, look, bro, chat.

[01:46:54] I know I'm the underdog, right?

[01:46:56] I know I'm the underdog, but I have belief, bro.

[01:46:58] I've pulled out, I've pulled out upstairs before.

[01:47:01] I got this, Shannon, bro.

[01:47:04] It's gonna be seven to two, seven to one,

[01:47:07] Seven to one. All right, run predictions. How does Squirtle have 90% of the vote? Okay,

[01:47:14] 70% thank you. DeValda, I think I'm going to turn one. DeLo, I think I'm going to turn one.

[01:47:21] Holdi, think I'm going to turn one. Elstow, think I'm going to turn one.

[01:47:26] Chad, Squirtle's getting a coffee. Let me give you guys a pap dog.

[01:47:29] I'm going to be out of this, bro. I'm the underdog, dude. This kid is fucking 12 years old.

[01:47:33] He has gigantic thumbs. He was literally built to play siege. He plays this game every day.

[01:47:39] This kid's good, bro. He's probably, I'm not even getting on a chat.

[01:47:45] I'm not bolstering when I say this, bro. He beat Richie like 7-3.

[01:47:49] I think Squirtle's the best 1v1 around Xbox right now.

[01:47:53] 250k points on you, big boy.

[01:48:03] I'm bored. Please do something. Um, I don't know if you have the, if you have the patience

[01:48:27] of a frog, like, you know, look what I sent you. Look what I, look what I'm sending you

[01:48:31] and snap joint on please join please I should not found buzzer if I'm gonna

[01:48:38] destroy like I'm okay let me say this if Squirtle destroys me I'll put him

[01:48:43] against Bola like guaranteed but if it's close enough but there's no point

[01:48:46] Bola's gonna work you brown but yet tell Bola he's got to be on Squirtle

[01:48:52] stream look what I say you that's my pregame snap all right but wait you're

[01:48:57] Can I show the chat? I haven't even opened it yet. Yeah. Yeah, you can show you can show chat you can show chat

[01:49:02] What I never know what that is my applesauce bro. That's my applesauce

[01:49:07] You just eat straight up applesauce

[01:49:10] Oh, yeah, let's go

[01:49:13] He's finna work you yo chat. I mean like guys. Let me say this guys. I know I'm the underdog bro

[01:49:18] I'm not 12 anymore. We're like

[01:49:20] bro I'm ank I'm ank but also just so we're clear here Squirtle beat Richie like

[01:49:27] seven to three what was it Squirtle seven to three seven three shoulda seven

[01:49:31] Odom don't really care about the game yeah like guys this is some normal player

[01:49:34] like let me say that like I'm not losing to some like regular ass fucking champ

[01:49:39] guys he beat Richie seven to three shut the fuck up it's not yeah I'm talking to

[01:49:45] my chat yeah the chat you paid for yeah we can go down that join the game bro

[01:49:51] join the game well you just said yeah you just said yeah you just said yeah

[01:49:56] yo chat I'm just gonna say this before we start this game here's what needs to

[01:50:04] happen I can't let this kid get in my head step one I can't let this kid get

[01:50:12] in my head he's a psychopath this kid's a psycho this kid's a sociopath all right I

[01:50:19] have not beat him in a 1v1 in two years two years I need to not let him get in my

[01:50:27] head yo squirtle let me say this bro good I know what you did I know you did

[01:50:32] you paid me for my throat to hurt the past couple days so you could want to be

[01:50:35] one me what wait what up what's your favorite operator what's your favorite

[01:50:40] Um, you can ban anyone you want. I usually play, actually I usually play Graham.

[01:50:44] Yeah, you're just gonna sit on the SMG12. You're just gonna sit on the SMG12.

[01:50:48] Hey, Squirtle, let me say this, bro. I'm gonna try my absolute hardest to win, alright?

[01:50:53] You wanna know my response?

[01:50:55] I haven't beat you in two years.

[01:50:57] Oh, so scary! It will be Timber, so no!

[01:51:01] No, don't kill me!

[01:51:03] Okay. Yo, Squirtle, so, if we were to 1v1 a hundred times, how many times would you win out of 100?

[01:51:09] 200. That's mathematically impossible. Squirtle. Squirtle. Be honest, bro. I'm a solid player.

[01:51:21] That's like the impossible. Squirtle, I'm a solid player, bro. Hey, how many times

[01:51:25] have you beaten me out of the 100? Be honest. Like 130. Okay. Squirtle, when was the last

[01:51:32] Last time I beat you, you got a signature, like 2023?

[01:51:35] Uh, like almost two years ago, yeah, like two years ago.

[01:51:40] Hey, what operator you on, Squirtle?

[01:51:42] Bandit.

[01:51:42] I'll tell you in a second.

[01:51:44] Why would you say? Why would you say the odd? Why would you say the odd?

[01:51:47] Pro, because if I lose to you, bro, it's just a genuine embarrassment.

[01:51:50] It's not like anything else.

[01:51:53] Why say the odd?

[01:51:55] It's just a genuine embarrassment if I lose to you, twa.

[01:51:59] How's it embarrassing? I'm not that bad, bro. I'm like a champ.

[01:52:02] I'm gonna go down.

[01:52:05] Ground.

[01:52:06] I told you to check.

[01:52:07] Last season.

[01:52:08] You probably.

[01:52:09] Not really.

[01:52:10] Like are you?

[01:52:12] You're young.

[01:52:13] Oh, hell no.

[01:52:14] I banned more than you should have caught on.

[01:52:16] You should have caught on.

[01:52:17] I don't have any timbers.

[01:52:18] I am not for that.

[01:52:19] Silver me timbers, bullish.

[01:52:20] You go up or down?

[01:52:21] Be honest.

[01:52:22] Up.

[01:52:24] You go up or down

[01:52:44] You're in trouble bubble score you got a camel you bought a bike

[01:52:53] Who are you in trouble, Bobble?

[01:53:14] How are you so good?

[01:53:16] I don't understand what you're doing.

[01:53:21] GOD! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

[01:53:24] I DID HET-

[01:53:25] Oh my god, that's a headshot.

[01:53:27] I did everything correct.

[01:53:29] I guess I held too wide of an angle at the end there.

[01:53:32] I don't understand.

[01:53:34] Oh my god.

[01:53:36] I did everything correct.

[01:53:38] How? How?

[01:53:40] How do I still lose?

[01:53:43] Bro, I feel like I did everything right.

[01:53:47] Oh my god, I'm actually blown away.

[01:53:49] It's like an embarrassment. It's like I learned one like Jay shock when I play you bros. Like it's like in general, it's so easy.

[01:53:59] Oh, thanks for the kind words, Horde. I appreciate it.

[01:54:02] I hope I win. I hope to God I win. I hope to God I win! Just let me win one time on six! Please!

[01:54:09] Let me hit every wall bang, every head shot, just let me beat this kid. One time and I'll never play him again!

[01:54:16] Again, please just let me win.

[01:54:19] Why die?

[01:54:20] Grown man by the way, begging for a win over video game.

[01:54:28] Squirtle is grown man an insult bro?

[01:54:30] Yeah, I'm 24.

[01:54:31] Well, I guess I'm onk.

[01:54:32] I guess I'm onk bro.

[01:54:33] Grown man screaming over a video game.

[01:54:36] No, no girlfriend, no kids.

[01:54:38] I hear the bomb.

[01:54:39] Appreciate the love and positivity Squirtle.

[01:54:42] Squirtle, you know what?

[01:54:43] I'm just gonna kill you with kindness.

[01:54:45] I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you with kindness, bro. Oh, no, it's never me. Come on

[01:54:55] Nice drone, idiot. See bro, you don't have any game sense. You're just ain't you're just ain't

[01:55:01] Your job actually you do have good game sense

[01:55:04] But you're you're mainly ain't you're mainly in bad drama bad. Don't take it in county. Why are you talking?

[01:55:15] It's like how you can play the round pretty perfect man, but always, and I may always

[01:55:21] make a small little mistake though, and I always win the round.

[01:55:29] You can play the whole game perfect, but the laws of physics don't let you beat me.

[01:55:36] Let's go.

[01:55:41] Twitch. Oh no. You're actually weirdo. Look at how you're playing. Squirtle, look at how

[01:55:55] You're playing!

[01:56:06] Pro, why are you on solid spade?

[01:56:15] Polo study 1v1 say you swear to God, Polo 1v1. Alright, Squirtle if you destroy me, I'll put you against Polo.

[01:56:20] But you have to actually destroy these portals like no bullshit.

[01:56:30] I'm just going to be close with the shotgun.

[01:56:41] I know that first.

[01:57:05] Oh yeah, you only have one minute. I forgot about that.

[01:57:11] That's so close, we only have one need.

[01:57:20] I forgot about that shit.

[01:57:27] Dude, you're in trouble!

[01:57:36] I can't kill him. That's a center frame shocker. How is that 40 damage how how is that 40

[01:57:55] You are so bad.

[01:57:56] There's puddles of blood!

[01:57:57] I feel like I'm falling like an emerald.

[01:58:01] There's puddles of blood all over the bunk bed, and it's 40 damage.

[01:58:05] I don't know.

[01:58:06] You said plot armor.

[01:58:07] Chad, what do I ban?

[01:58:08] What do I ban?

[01:58:09] I don't even know.

[01:58:10] What do I do?

[01:58:11] What do I do?

[01:58:12] I don't know what to do against him, mom!

[01:58:14] Somebody help me!

[01:58:16] He's a demon, Chad, I don't...

[01:58:23] I don't know.

[01:58:24] Chad, I'm literally speechless.

[01:58:25] I don't know what to do.

[01:58:26] I cannot be him.

[01:58:28] You know what?

[01:58:29] I'm talking like it's our view.

[01:58:30] Let me focus.

[01:58:31] I could win rounds, bro.

[01:58:32] I've hit him both rounds.

[01:58:34] I put myself in winning positions.

[01:58:37] I'm just choking.

[01:58:39] I don't know why it's not-

[01:58:40] I'm not choking.

[01:58:41] You just can't do anything against me.

[01:58:43] There's nothing you can do

[01:58:45] from swinging me every single round.

[01:58:47] And we can win every single round.

[01:58:48] I wanna win so bad.

[01:58:49] I wanna win so bad.

[01:58:50] I wanna win so bad.

[01:58:51] I wanna win so bad

[01:58:52] and just destroy his ego

[01:58:54] for the rest of his real life.

[01:58:57] Yeah, yeah, keep it up, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:58:59] Yep.

[01:59:02] Oh my God, just shoot him.

[01:59:03] Yo, boy, you don't understand.

[01:59:05] This guy, he doesn't just beat people.

[01:59:07] He's seven-three, Richie.

[01:59:10] Yes, second to three.

[01:59:13] Richie's one of the best council players ever.

[01:59:16] And he got sevens, he's not a normal player.

[01:59:24] I did good last round with the jam.

[01:59:29] 10 seconds to go.

[01:59:34] 5 seconds before insertion.

[01:59:39] What up, Ryo?

[01:59:44] See you, Ryo.

[02:00:19] What am I supposed to do?

[02:00:22] I just died instantly, like, ah, this is torture!

[02:00:27] Why do I put myself through this?

[02:00:30] Why?

[02:00:36] You're on vigil, so like...

[02:00:38] Yeah, I'm about to just fucking quit.

[02:00:42] I don't see why he's going up.

[02:00:50] You don't see why he's going up.

[02:00:52] Alright, that was the horror response on the other side.

[02:01:12] I don't even know what I'm supposed to do against this kid.

[02:02:12] what are you doing? What are you doing? Shoot that body. Shoot that body. Nice awareness.

[02:02:21] Nice awareness, dog. Nice awareness. Nice awareness.

[02:02:28] You talking. You talking. Yes. Yes. Nice awareness. Chop a red band. A red band. A red band. What

[02:02:38] what about that

[02:02:41] uh...

[02:02:42] but i would have lost it

[02:02:46] bar

[02:02:49] i guess i'll just get rid of the operator that requires to be some out of

[02:02:51] brain cells

[02:02:53] okay

[02:02:54] this is not going to be a chat uh...

[02:02:56] like let's go i'll take a win all i'll fucking take one

[02:03:00] it's not going to be easy let's give it a bump

[02:03:05] this operators is definitely a good idea

[02:03:08] definitely a good idea

[02:03:11] what?

[02:03:14] not fun

[02:03:17] squirtle what opera?

[02:03:19] what opera did you pick squirtle?

[02:03:21] tell him to be straightened out

[02:03:23] alright

[02:03:25] squirtle come on

[02:03:27] what opera did you get?

[02:03:29] you wanna talk smack after winning one?

[02:03:31] yeah yeah yeah

[02:03:33] Yeah!

[02:03:34] Yeah!

[02:03:35] Alright, score the score the score the score the score.

[02:03:37] Just be honest, be honest.

[02:03:38] You say you're up, I'll say mine.

[02:03:39] You say you're- It's simple, simple though.

[02:03:41] I swear I'll say mine.

[02:03:42] No, I don't want to be here after this.

[02:03:44] I'll be here.

[02:03:46] I guarantee you he's going to go Damos and Svorevang,

[02:03:48] which I bet any amount of money.

[02:03:57] BORO wants to play Sportal!

[02:03:59] Gemax! God, not yet, man.

[02:04:01] I'm gonna score you gotta beat me first, buddy.

[02:04:02] That's not even a close game.

[02:04:04] Hey, don't, don't, what is it Chad?

[02:04:06] Count your eggs before they hatch?

[02:04:08] Excuse me?

[02:04:10] You think you'll be bobo?

[02:04:12] Say your swear to god!

[02:04:14] You guys think me Chad?

[02:04:16] He's gonna use the name out.

[02:04:18] I knew it. I know this kid so well.

[02:04:20] This is like my little brother dude.

[02:04:22] I know this kid so well. I know he's gonna use the name out.

[02:04:24] Nice drone place.

[02:04:26] You're doing all this talking about my operator?

[02:04:28] I'm gonna knock the drone place now.

[02:04:32] You're literally on Daymos. Why else would you have that?

[02:04:43] You're a good spotted.

[02:04:45] You're repellent.

[02:04:49] You're actually the weirdest person ever.

[02:04:51] I thought we were gonna be up.

[02:04:55] I didn't think you'd be repelling.

[02:05:32] I can't even hear that. I get no sound. Bro, like you're such a swag! Like, you're repelling!

[02:05:47] John, I think he's on the balcony, right? Nope, nope. Squirtle's like a 1v1 deity, so

[02:05:53] repelling I hate this I'm actually gonna lose my fucking mind bro oh no don't lose

[02:06:08] your mind I'm sorry bro I mean you're so I'm sure you win I'm sure you're

[02:06:13] happy there's rap bottom banging no that's not even a bad shout out of you

[02:06:20] It's not a bad shout kid. Not a bad shout I

[02:06:25] Just love it. He's repelling. He's just the smartest human of all time

[02:06:29] You know what make your game sense is just perennial. I don't know. Maybe it's the goat. Maybe you don't

[02:06:34] Squirrel, I know I think you're gonna be below. I'm not even kidding

[02:06:38] I'm not even getting what I mean. I'm not for any money

[02:06:44] Both those ready. Yeah, bro. Let me just close out of this game

[02:06:50] No, Bolo's gonna get my refrag, if I lose.

[02:06:54] Do you genuinely believe that, bro?

[02:06:59] Kind of, yeah.

[02:07:03] Here's a clue, Sherlock.

[02:07:12] Ten seconds before insertion.

[02:07:17] Five seconds before insertion.

[02:07:20] A bomb like located and defused.

[02:07:25] Morrow is watching.

[02:07:26] Is the chat trolling, Abbas?

[02:07:27] Can you like, check?

[02:07:28] Yeah, I'm extroling.

[02:07:29] Of course, there's a shield.

[02:07:41] Of course, there's a shield.

[02:07:48] You got a problem, Cupcake?

[02:07:51] You just tried to say Cupcake and did it wrong!

[02:07:54] Let's go!

[02:07:55] No, no, you tried to say Cupcake.

[02:07:58] I'll call you a good little Cupcake, buddy, I don't care.

[02:08:04] He's actually watching.

[02:08:10] I've never heard of a Denaris Glitch.

[02:08:13] If you use a Glitch, I'm not ever talking to you again.

[02:08:16] If you use a Glitch in our 1v1, I'm actually blocking you.

[02:08:19] I swear to God.

[02:08:21] I'm not kidding.

[02:08:22] You think I care about a block?

[02:08:24] You drink me for a whole week's treat.

[02:08:26] Yo, this kid is going to actually use a Glitch.

[02:08:28] Oh my god, get me out of here.

[02:08:29] Get me out of here.

[02:08:30] Are you actually saying?

[02:08:31] I'm kidding.

[02:08:31] How old are you?

[02:08:32] Fat, bro.

[02:08:33] I was thinking about like putting a sock in it for a while.

[02:08:36] Holy crap, you're just a rival.

[02:08:37] You're sweating your balls out.

[02:08:39] like you're actually spending

[02:08:52] your actually spending your nuts off

[02:08:54] look at how you play

[02:08:57] i don't mind using the shield against you though squirtle

[02:09:01] i don't mind using the shield against you

[02:09:04] okay you left attic

[02:09:05] saw

[02:09:07] mara

[02:09:09] little desperate wall bang

[02:09:25] somebody's nervous

[02:09:29] somebody's nervous

[02:09:39] I mean, why?

[02:09:41] Why would you walk into the?

[02:09:51] What is hitting me?

[02:10:01] Oh, you're close. I thought you were behind the back. I could have wall banged that. What am I doing?

[02:10:05] You're just you're not even like you're just like sitting behind an Aries. Oh my god

[02:10:14] Denari

[02:10:21] What do I dance like what do I even dance are you supposed to be like winning right now?

[02:10:28] Chat advice any but like what do I do? What do I do?

[02:10:35] oh my god what do i ban what do i i can't ban denary

[02:10:44] oh all right let me ban this

[02:10:47] gonna wake me up from my sleep calls me when i have my phone right next to my head to beat me

[02:10:53] and he still can't beat me just funny

[02:10:58] but all right i got some ideas

[02:11:00] I have some ideas, Gretel. I have some ideas, Gretel. I have some ideas.

[02:11:09] Oh, no, your ideas to like, like do some weird strats and miss every bullet against me.

[02:11:17] You ain't got the tools.

[02:11:19] You might be right about the missing part, but I'm going to do a strats.

[02:11:24] I'm not going down without swinging, Squirtle.

[02:11:29] If I win this round and win the next round, you never know.

[02:11:32] Squirtle, are you nervous of losing the odds?

[02:11:36] Well, I'd say you're vigil.

[02:11:39] How do you know I'm vigil?

[02:11:43] Because I see your little vigil scanning at the bottom.

[02:11:47] You're using your vigil scanner in the package.

[02:11:50] I mean, China comeback would be cinema!

[02:12:05] That's all I'm saying!

[02:12:07] You can see what are you hopping on, peptides!

[02:12:09] What even is that, bro?

[02:12:11] Yo, you should open more CS cases, bro.

[02:12:14] I love watching you do that.

[02:12:17] I love watching you lose every dollar you have.

[02:12:20] I just love it.

[02:12:21] Barra! Take one down.

[02:12:26] You're here, you?

[02:12:32] The bomb's not even here! I don't even hear it!

[02:12:36] Why are you up here?

[02:12:39] What are you gonna do? Cry about it, Squirtle?

[02:12:42] Maybe, bro.

[02:12:43] So wait, you just said I love watching you lose every dollar?

[02:12:50] Are you serious?

[02:12:51] Yep.

[02:12:52] Shed on.

[02:12:53] Hey, hey, hey, do me a favor and get shed on real quick.

[02:13:03] There we go.

[02:13:04] There we go.

[02:13:05] You just hit one bullet in a guinea pig, don't feel the ground.

[02:13:12] Wait, chat, I'm not out of this, y'all.

[02:13:14] Hey, hey, I'm not gonna do as bad as Richie.

[02:13:16] All right?

[02:13:20] Okay, what is he saying?

[02:13:22] He's using like Daenerys.

[02:13:23] Wait, why didn't I ban Daenerys?

[02:13:26] Oh no, the fans are over, the fans are over.

[02:13:28] All right, all right.

[02:13:29] Chat, let's think logically here.

[02:13:31] What's a good, what is an operator I could play?

[02:13:35] Bro, okay.

[02:13:39] What about this?

[02:13:40] What about this?

[02:13:41] That's broken, dude.

[02:13:45] Alright, Portal.

[02:13:47] I'm still in it. I'm kind of in it, Jack!

[02:13:49] Kind of? I don't know. I'm kind of in it.

[02:13:51] This is a disgrace, bro.

[02:13:53] What do you mean? The fact that I've won two rounds?

[02:13:55] I lost two rounds to you.

[02:13:57] I don't even know.

[02:13:59] You can go down if you want. You can go down.

[02:14:01] This is embarrassing.

[02:14:05] I'd rather lose a million dollars than lose two rounds to you guys.

[02:14:09] Bara!

[02:14:18] He's rolling and found a bomb.

[02:14:24] Okay, Leasing Shotgun. That's a dry heart, Chad.

[02:14:27] Ten seconds.

[02:14:32] Five seconds to insertion.

[02:14:34] I'm actually impressed wow he went out there and got it

[02:14:46] Yep, drone right there

[02:15:31] I heard you walk through it too. I've been to be hurt you walked through at the last

[02:15:51] second. Bro, how did you get 94 damage from here? That's 94 on the first pump? I heard

[02:15:59] I'm gonna drop you at the last second.

[02:16:03] BORAAAAT!

[02:16:14] Squirtle, you know what dude?

[02:16:15] Hey, hey, you know what Squirtle?

[02:16:18] What?

[02:16:19] You're the greatest I've ever met.

[02:16:20] AAAAAAAAH!

[02:16:21] Like Squirtle, hey, hey!

[02:16:22] Listen to me bro!

[02:16:24] You the king of this shit.

[02:16:25] Hey!

[02:16:26] If you play against Bodo,

[02:16:28] I'm putting every dollar I have on on you, bro. I don't even know you might be the greatest player of all time

[02:16:33] I don't how does your shotgun do 94 damage on the first pump from that distance?

[02:16:38] Population shotgun bro. I've been using that gun with you for two years

[02:16:45] Okay

[02:16:46] So wait chat who's winning squirtle or bono bono will be on console frames who's winning chat squirtle or bono

[02:16:52] You can put them on 240. I don't care

[02:16:58] I'm just giving him another advantage.

[02:17:02] I already have all the advantage, I'm squirtle.

[02:17:06] I'll be on this house all the time.

[02:17:08] The guys are retired for it.

[02:17:15] You still sweat like that new year under the net.

[02:17:19] He's still sweating his ass off.

[02:17:22] Down to five seconds.

[02:17:23] You don't ever let it up.

[02:17:25] It's always in that zone.

[02:17:55] I hear you young ram

[02:18:00] Yeah gotta be ram asses man

[02:18:06] Don't you give up?

[02:18:12] What are you planning to do on this window?

[02:18:27] Okay, you're back on the window.

[02:18:32] You gonna throw on me?

[02:18:36] It's like the only lot of luck to make sure.

[02:18:47] Not gonna repel him.

[02:18:56] Pfft!

[02:19:08] I disagree with how you're playing this.

[02:19:56] Do you feel fast I kill you bro like bro that lesion just oh my god chat that lesion was like the greatest lesion that saved my life

[02:20:05] I'm not even kidding. I was able to take so much space off that. Oh

[02:20:10] My god, this is so funny. All right

[02:20:14] He's probably gonna play lesion shotgun again

[02:20:21] Let's think

[02:20:23] What's good against Legion Chaka?

[02:20:26] Probably this?

[02:20:27] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:20:30] This, this, this, this.

[02:20:31] Because I have this.

[02:20:33] I mean, I'm not really out of this.

[02:20:35] Chaka, what is that evil?

[02:20:37] I'm not out of this, I'm not out of this,

[02:20:38] I'm not out of this completely.

[02:20:40] This is winnable.

[02:20:42] You're drone me.

[02:20:45] Drone you?

[02:20:45] Why?

[02:20:47] I want you to know my operator.

[02:20:49] Why?

[02:20:50] I think you drone me, what the fuck.

[02:20:52] This is what I'm going to give you a gun for love.

[02:20:59] Let me know what he's going to be able to give you a gun sister.

[02:21:02] Nobody knows what he wants actually.

[02:21:12] Well there you go, little buddy.

[02:21:14] What are you, a class?

[02:21:20] Insertion in five seconds.

[02:21:22] Class? I feel like that's kind of a salad.

[02:21:25] You know what I'll say this morning?

[02:21:27] You do switch your outfit every round, so it's kind of hard to left counter-strat you.

[02:21:33] I'm not a lady at like you.

[02:21:35] I switch my outfit you some bit.

[02:21:38] I'm actually not doing that bad, Chad.

[02:21:42] Yeah, I'm sick of you woke me up, but I'm still not going to sleep.

[02:21:48] No excuses if you lose!

[02:21:50] I don't hear jack shit!

[02:21:57] That's some fucking...actually try hard shit.

[02:22:00] shit

[02:22:10] Jinx he speed up the stream on my grandma's funeral

[02:22:17] What could I possibly do

[02:22:19] So, I give it a shield, full composure, this is one challenge.

[02:22:39] I actually solved, I didn't have to expose myself to throw that, I could have banked it,

[02:22:43] wow.

[02:22:44] It's over.

[02:22:45] Bro, oh my god, I got rid of a shield.

[02:22:48] I actually played that like perfect up until like over peaking.

[02:22:53] You're right, Squirtle.

[02:22:54] I always make one crucial mistake, bro.

[02:22:57] You're actually right.

[02:22:58] Yeah, I've studied, I've studied Stumpin's game for two years.

[02:23:03] I don't know what he did.

[02:23:04] No, no, no, no, no, let me speak.

[02:23:05] Oh, my God.

[02:23:06] I found out what the kid did.

[02:23:07] Every single one we want to win, everyone we want.

[02:23:09] He doesn't play his game.

[02:23:11] He plays off people.

[02:23:13] That's what he does.

[02:23:14] He doesn't play his own game.

[02:23:15] Okay.

[02:23:16] He just waits like you.

[02:23:17] You make 50 mistakes again. He's just gonna play off it every single time. That's what I do, though, but I do 50 times better

[02:23:26] So scored I'm excited to see you play ball like that like that ass I'm excited to see that man. I

[02:23:32] Don't really care stop digs. Okay me bar

[02:23:38] Kind of over like names just so you can like calm down, but if you put on my downfall

[02:23:44] Yeah, yeah, yes

[02:23:54] Armory under the desk armory under that ass come on come shoot it

[02:24:09] They're so tough I can do that

[02:24:14] I'm not any cams for you.

[02:24:36] What are you doing?

[02:24:39] more has located a bomb. Are you even in Cyper?

[02:25:09] of

[02:25:39] I'm so much better than you. I cannot beat him. I can't beat him. All right. Let's see

[02:25:54] a bow to open beat him. Chad, does both of us want to play him? Hey, Squirtle, I'll be

[02:25:59] in a party with you. I like you. No, he actually is. No, he is. Yes. He said his title of his

[02:26:07] stream is one be wanting toxic kid the kids 40 years old he quit likes pro big

[02:26:16] for a reason I don't get her all right all right let me make the lobby yeah

[02:26:21] bottles actually here I this is crazy bro was one something with CSM and

[02:26:26] didn't win anything other after four years bro one like a way one something

[02:26:31] You want a world championship, bro?

[02:26:33] I'll win everything if people like me.

[02:26:35] Like, bro, that's not a dig.

[02:26:36] He won a world championship, bro.

[02:26:38] I don't know.

[02:26:39] Like, anybody can do that.

[02:26:40] Yeah, like, 20 people did it.

[02:26:43] What are you saying?

[02:26:45] All right, let me buy two.

[02:26:45] Oh, you got hard carry.

[02:26:46] What's their essential?

[02:26:48] Well, I don't really care.

[02:26:51] That's essential.

[02:26:51] I don't know where Boto is.

[02:26:54] OK.

[02:26:55] He's got a stock spirit.

[02:26:57] All right, I'll be in a party with you, but I like you.

[02:27:00] I'll let you like focus.

[02:27:02] I was interviewing you throughout the game.

[02:27:04] Are we not going to like talk?

[02:27:07] Well, we could do Discord, but that's going to be shit,

[02:27:08] bro.

[02:27:09] That's going to be terrible.

[02:27:10] Yeah, my mic is terrible in Discord.

[02:27:12] The Discord thing like echoes, child.

[02:27:15] You know what?

[02:27:15] Let's do Discord.

[02:27:16] Fuck it.

[02:27:16] Why not, bro?

[02:27:18] Hi, Mike.

[02:27:19] Hi, Mike.

[02:27:21] I have you at it, right?

[02:27:22] From my water?

[02:27:24] I'm not a, um, me, yeah.

[02:27:26] Squirtle, is there any way you could fix your Discord mic

[02:27:28] or not?

[02:27:29] No.

[02:27:30] This is gonna be shit on my mic!

[02:27:32] It's just like...

[02:27:33] What even is it?

[02:27:34] Do you talk off your phone on the score score?

[02:27:35] I don't even know.

[02:27:36] No, no, no, no.

[02:27:38] Wait, what do you talk about?

[02:27:39] Literally just...

[02:27:40] Laptop?

[02:27:40] My mic, my headset.

[02:27:43] What?

[02:27:44] I don't have any...

[02:27:45] Wait, Toto, I have an idea.

[02:27:46] I have a good ass idea.

[02:27:48] Why don't you join our phone?

[02:27:49] Or no, your mic doesn't work on the phone.

[02:27:50] My phone mic doesn't work.

[02:27:53] Yeah, okay.

[02:27:53] It would even be worse.

[02:27:54] All right, I'm gonna make a group call with you and Bota, all right?

[02:27:57] It wasn't that bad.

[02:27:58] It really was not that bad.

[02:27:59] Last time Squirtle, it was just speed up.

[02:28:01] Yeah, yeah.

[02:28:03] Squirtle, if you say like long sentences,

[02:28:05] you turn into Optimus Prime.

[02:28:07] But I don't know, it's not that bad.

[02:28:08] It's not really that bad.

[02:28:09] I'm just gonna destroy him, I don't care.

[02:28:11] Bar.

[02:28:13] Yo, I don't know, you're playing like a World Champ, bro.

[02:28:15] I don't know.

[02:28:16] Former World Champ.

[02:28:17] You got three rounds on me.

[02:28:19] Pretty terrible.

[02:28:20] Okay, okay.

[02:28:21] All right, have mine.

[02:28:23] Make a group call with Squirtle and Bodo.

[02:28:25] Oh my God.

[02:28:26] Join that, join that call, Squirtle.

[02:28:29] Wait, Squirtle, Squirtle, can you hear me?

[02:28:36] Squirtle, Squirtle, Squirtle, Squirtle, Squirtle, bro, I have an idea.

[02:28:42] What if he talks to Xbox and Discord at the same time or does he mute them on Discord?

[02:28:46] Yo!

[02:28:47] What's up?

[02:28:48] Okay.

[02:28:49] Because I have to use my headset.

[02:28:51] Okay, Bodo, sorry, one sec, I'm plugging in my headset.

[02:28:54] You're good, you're good.

[02:28:55] Yo, Bodo, we need you to humble this kid, bro.

[02:28:58] Yeah, I'm here and I'm missing crazy. He hasn't been losing a one. He hasn't lost the one we won in a while

[02:29:03] I'm not gonna lie. He beat stoppin

[02:29:06] He beat Richie seven to three beat me seven to three. He's saying he's gonna fucking destroy you

[02:29:11] He's a top six

[02:29:13] Sociopath, bro, but he's good. It's all good. Oh good. I'm really good. Would you do 140 frames or not?

[02:29:19] I

[02:29:21] Heard he said 240 so I'm locked up 240 now

[02:29:24] Yeah, wait, I said before do like is he sure he wants to do that chat? It's just like

[02:29:29] I'm you said 240 squirt. Are you want to 40? I say you give me 500. I'm an old man. I might need the 500

[02:29:37] Oh, he's got

[02:29:40] Chat run predictions. This is actually gonna be Santa my home run predictions run predictions. Yeah, Squirtle

[02:29:46] This is like your biggest challenge in a while, bro. Probably don't call this a challenge

[02:29:54] Squirtle our bottle had to be at you because some kid happened to my

[02:30:06] 60% 65% is on Bola. Okay, Chad

[02:30:12] Wow, you hear that

[02:30:15] Nervous, right? You don't get to take your diaper after that one. I lost the jigsie bro. You lost the

[02:30:20] You're not going to do anything.

[02:30:25] You're going to be like this.

[02:30:26] I'm going to get the green tea.

[02:30:27] Let's take everything outside one.

[02:30:29] Squirtle, squirtle, squirtle, squirtle.

[02:30:30] Do you want bottle on 140 frames or 240?

[02:30:32] He's going to need 240, so give it to him.

[02:30:34] No, I'm only asking you.

[02:30:35] Thank you.

[02:30:36] Thank you for that.

[02:30:37] Yo, this kid.

[02:30:38] I don't even...

[02:30:39] I don't even know, bro.

[02:30:40] I don't even know.

[02:30:41] You got that invite?

[02:30:42] You got that invite?

[02:30:43] Yes.

[02:30:44] Hold on.

[02:30:45] Let me invite you.

[02:30:46] You had it in the back, right?

[02:30:47] You had it in the back.

[02:30:48] It doesn't even give me an option in my chip. Let me go. Oh shit. Wait here running now

[02:30:58] So Squirtle um, you know, I'll try to like mute in between rounds so like I'll just let y'all lock in

[02:31:07] We don't care bro. All right, but I'll give little interviews

[02:31:13] I'm gonna walk him down every room

[02:31:18] Yeah, it's been a fat minute. It's all good. I can get the rest out real quick.

[02:31:28] I'm not losing to a person who's just used the word bro.

[02:31:36] That's okay, alright.

[02:31:41] Oh yeah.

[02:31:43] Does he even like a 3-0 lead or something?

[02:31:48] I can't beat this fucker, please!

[02:31:51] Like, please beat him, bro! I'm done! I'm done!

[02:31:55] I'll be here, I'll be here in your fateful war years.

[02:31:59] Yeah, bro, please. God.

[02:32:00] I'm gonna call us the end.

[02:32:02] Alright, chat. Run predictions. I'm gonna go pee, I'll be back in 30 seconds.

[02:32:05] Vote, vote, chat, vote.

[02:32:07] Impulse, everything will be lost.

[02:32:09] Alright.

[02:32:14] Hey.

[02:32:18] This is going to be the freest king of my life.

[02:32:28] It is a miracle fraud.

[02:34:08] You start the game holy crap.

[02:34:10] Are you a stream sniper?

[02:34:12] Are you a stream sniper?

[02:34:14] People like to say I am, but I don't.

[02:34:16] Yo what do I miss?

[02:34:18] People are going to call me a stream sniper.

[02:34:20] I'm here in reports of stream snapping allegations.

[02:34:22] You can put some delay on, I don't really care.

[02:34:24] You can put on a scene and it won't change the gameplay at all.

[02:34:26] It won't change the gameplay at all.

[02:34:28] Oh, okay.

[02:34:30] Brick it down for me.

[02:34:32] So, I'll be honest, Squirtle has stream sniped in the past,

[02:34:36] But I don't I don't think he's not excited anymore, but he has okay in the past. Okay. He doesn't have a past

[02:34:42] Hey, feel free to tune in squirrel put on a show for you. All right

[02:34:52] Everybody relax relax

[02:34:55] Okay, okay

[02:34:58] This is a YouTube video if I've ever seen one guys, this is gonna be peak now

[02:35:02] Now, this has potential to be one of the greatest 1v1s that I've walked.

[02:35:05] We have Squirtle here, who has not lost a 1v1 on this stream in a year.

[02:35:11] He's 7-3 Richie, he's just 7-3 to me.

[02:35:14] We have hired basically Bodo with the operation of humbling Squirtle.

[02:35:20] I don't know how this is going to go.

[02:35:23] Without further ado, we have a former world champion, Bodo won a world championship with

[02:35:28] TSM versus Squirtle.

[02:35:30] All right, boys, before we start, can I just get a score prediction out of Squirtle?

[02:35:37] You'll see.

[02:35:38] Okay.

[02:35:39] Squirtle, to be honest, are you nervous? Like, this is your hardest opponent.

[02:35:42] Like, in a wrong...

[02:35:43] Shake hands, don't get nervous, little bro.

[02:35:46] What?

[02:35:46] Squirtle, this is your hardest opponent in a minute, bro.

[02:35:49] Don't get nervous.

[02:35:51] Does anyone see my friend?

[02:35:53] Also, Squirtle, don't let it all problem you, please. I'm 24, dude, please.

[02:35:57] Well, oh, oh, holy shit.

[02:36:00] Now, Bodo, how do you see this unraveling, bro?

[02:36:04] How do you see this unraveling?

[02:36:05] I don't know.

[02:36:05] I got to get the rust off the gears.

[02:36:08] I think a one-rounder.

[02:36:09] And then, you know, I think it'll be good.

[02:36:11] It'll give me a nice little dub after probably years of no one

[02:36:15] be wons.

[02:36:16] But you're confident you're going to win?

[02:36:17] You're like, very confident.

[02:36:18] Oh, surely, surely, surely.

[02:36:20] Oh, Bodo, how many frames are you on?

[02:36:21] Did Squirtle?

[02:36:22] Oh, he said you need 240, right?

[02:36:23] One 240.

[02:36:24] Yeah, I need 240.

[02:36:25] I did it to 360, you know, because I think I think it was actually made in 360.

[02:36:28] So, Squirtle, you're absolutely positive that he needs 249.

[02:36:32] I caught the world. Let's go. Come on.

[02:36:34] Ah!

[02:36:36] People think I'm the underdog against a retired bro who was never good?

[02:36:43] Okay.

[02:36:43] Alright, now we're just lying. Never just lying.

[02:36:45] I bet that I'm maybe a bomb. Did you just say that to Olo?

[02:36:49] A retired bro who was never good.

[02:36:51] Alright!

[02:36:53] So!

[02:36:53] I know the one who wants in the back of my hand lover couple of couple of

[02:36:57] No, bro

[02:36:59] Squirtle is on console. So he's on 120 frames. Bolo is on PC

[02:37:04] so like

[02:37:06] Well, how many frames do you have right now? Is it like over 120 you can't play no my next box

[02:37:15] 24 okay. All right guys. Good luck. I'm gonna be I'll check in each round. Thank you. Thank you

[02:37:21] This is going to be the same as Bob.

[02:37:23] This is Squirtle's hardest opponent yet, bro.

[02:37:25] I'm going to be honest, bro.

[02:37:27] If Squirtle beats Bottle, this will be the most impressive thing I've ever seen.

[02:37:31] A console player versus a PC world champion pro league player.

[02:37:37] Like, one of the most known pros of all time.

[02:37:40] Bottle's on the grim, Squirtle's on the easy chop up.

[02:37:45] We're going to watch Bill Bowden round one here.

[02:37:47] Ooh, that angle is crazy. I forgot about that angle.

[02:37:51] Squirtle literally told Bodo to his face, uh, that he needs 240 frames.

[02:37:56] I feel like Squirtle's gonna end up regretting that.

[02:37:58] Bodo said he was down to do 120, but Squirtle's, like,

[02:38:01] the thing about Squirtle is his ego is through the roof,

[02:38:04] which is part of the reason why I set up this 1v1.

[02:38:06] I really hope Bodo can, like, bring down Squirtle's ego.

[02:38:09] A lot. Like, maybe...

[02:38:11] I want to see his reaction throughout the 1v1,

[02:38:13] as Bodo most likely is just gonna shut up.

[02:38:17] Okay, squirtle's top man.

[02:38:19] Squirtle's throwing.

[02:38:21] Squirtle no.

[02:38:23] What the fuck is that?

[02:38:25] What the fuck is that?

[02:38:27] You're light work.

[02:38:29] You're light work.

[02:38:31] You're light work.

[02:38:33] Punish off the world, buddy.

[02:38:35] Alright, how about we use a real gun here?

[02:38:37] You got no recoil for a reason.

[02:38:39] How about we use it?

[02:38:41] Not for you.

[02:38:43] That's not smart of you.

[02:38:45] What is your thoughts on round 1?

[02:38:48] You took a round off of a world champion.

[02:38:51] What is going to happen?

[02:38:52] Alright, let me finish.

[02:38:54] What is the world champion that you didn't win anything for 5 years?

[02:38:57] Okay, okay.

[02:38:59] Alright.

[02:39:00] That's kind of crazy.

[02:39:01] This is really tough.

[02:39:02] A little bit more respect, please.

[02:39:04] I was kidding.

[02:39:06] I was kidding.

[02:39:07] I'm my opponent.

[02:39:08] You're horrible.

[02:39:10] Yo!

[02:39:12] Did he say didn't win anything for five years?

[02:39:16] I'm clocking off, it's feed time buddy.

[02:39:18] Yo, what if Squirtle like me, like wait, what if...

[02:39:21] Wait, it's time to wake up so you can call me, and the 1v1 is not assed, so I woke up.

[02:39:27] Attackers need to locate and defuse actions.

[02:39:31] Holy Ego? Yeah, but like, I mean, it's the biggest ego of all time for sure, but then again, it's like...

[02:39:40] If he beats Bodo on half of his frames, I don't-

[02:39:44] It's kind of deserved, bro. I don't know.

[02:39:47] No one wants to want to be one of them, like-

[02:39:49] Bro, stop it as a one-b-one of them, which I understand.

[02:39:54] Uh, Squirtle does have a history of sniping.

[02:39:56] Um, but I don't think he snipes anymore, to be fair.

[02:39:59] Mingo doesn't want to be one of them.

[02:40:01] I got packed by him, Richie got packed.

[02:40:05] Squirtle's on Ash, let's watch Squirtle this round.

[02:40:07] El sportsmanship? Yeah bro, it's scornal bro. Like he has the worst sportsmanship of all time.

[02:40:12] Everybody knows that. We literally are putting him against the world champ to

[02:40:16] hope that he humbles it. Please, Borra. Please. Borra, I need you to win this. Please,

[02:40:53] Bolo's gonna fall back to Freezer! Bolo!

[02:40:56] Oh my god, Bolo crossed, we're looking at trouble on that cross.

[02:40:59] Bro, Squirtle has all the wallbang lineups, he's so locked.

[02:41:03] He wants to win this so bad.

[02:41:05] This would definitely be a crazy, like, shock-the-world moment if a console player beat Bolo.

[02:41:15] He saw us dead. He saw the tip of his gun.

[02:41:17] Squirtle might actually take a 2-0 lead.

[02:41:19] Squirtle might take a 2-0 lead.

[02:41:20] Squirtle gonna run through the logic rotation.

[02:41:22] Squirtle's swinging!

[02:41:24] Bro, bro, oh my god, oh my god.

[02:41:27] Oh my god.

[02:41:29] Squirtle has backed on his camp.

[02:41:32] Squirtle's drone work has been actually a maximum of this round.

[02:41:35] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:41:43] Hello?

[02:41:44] Patience! Patience!

[02:41:46] Patience, my young one.

[02:41:48] I'm pretty sure of them too.

[02:41:51] Wow.

[02:41:53] Play that perfect.

[02:41:55] Thank you, thank you.

[02:41:57] What is your analysis of round 2 there?

[02:41:59] What do you think?

[02:42:01] So I used my grounds perfectly.

[02:42:03] I knew he was in the freezer the entire round.

[02:42:07] Got off.

[02:42:09] Perfect.

[02:42:11] I don't know if you know this,

[02:42:13] but in a 1v1 you usually know where they are.

[02:42:15] Yeah, this is gonna be close. I could just tell. I could just tell. Chad, this is gonna

[02:42:29] be close. Bro, this is gonna be set up. This is gonna be set up. He sniped it. Nah, Chad,

[02:42:39] he had a drone on the whole round. He's not sniping. He had a really good drone work.

[02:42:43] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:42:44] Chad, if I suspect Squirtle of sniping, I'll accuse him in the middle of the game, but

[02:42:50] that was not sus.

[02:42:51] He had to drone him the whole round.

[02:42:53] He saw him fall back to Breezer.

[02:42:57] This could be finally the day where Squirtle gets humbled.

[02:43:01] Please follow me, dude.

[02:43:05] This could be the day where Squirtle finally gets humbled, bro.

[02:43:09] Did he just...

[02:43:10] Oh, I thought he was going to get humbled.

[02:43:13] Bottle is going to ban vigil and lesion, good bans from Bottle, of course he's going to

[02:43:19] hit the warden now.

[02:43:20] That's a really good angle, that's a really good angle, oh my god Bottle might die to

[02:43:33] this.

[02:43:34] That's such a good angle, now Bottle is too smart for that, it's not going to die to

[02:43:43] Bottle's laying down on that pixel peak.

[02:43:53] Squirtle doesn't know exactly where he is, but he knows he's farmed over here because

[02:43:56] he heard him shoot down the door.

[02:43:58] Squirtle hops back on the third.

[02:44:00] He's looking for Bottle's drone.

[02:44:02] This is Bottle's last drone.

[02:44:04] Bottle's going to take sight.

[02:44:06] I don't know what Squirtle's doing.

[02:44:11] That is the smartest C4 I've had.

[02:44:17] Score's gonna get a C4 kill. I'm out of each one.

[02:44:19] I'm out of each one.

[02:44:21] Score's gonna get a C4 kill.

[02:44:22] He's gonna make Bolo go to the breach and then blow off the C4.

[02:44:27] Look, he vanished with the Grimm on purpose.

[02:44:30] That was so...

[02:44:32] I like that.

[02:44:33] I like that.

[02:44:35] I get in the grand so you run in and then boom.

[02:44:38] I'm so smart.

[02:44:39] People don't like knowledge that people don't acknowledge that like I'll give you that I just acknowledged it just acknowledged it

[02:44:45] I'm gonna be honest. I was spectating that that was genius. I was watching that entire thing

[02:44:50] You ran into the Grimm on purpose. I see you squirtle squirtle. I see you that was game sense, bro

[02:44:56] Wow

[02:44:57] That was real

[02:45:01] No, I'm telling you bro. She might actually be borra on a console on a console

[02:45:09] Oh, that is insane!

[02:45:13] Bro, that was so fucking smart.

[02:45:17] Oh my god.

[02:45:20] Yeah, what else did I play?

[02:45:25] Wait, what do you say, Squirtle? You're my cover up.

[02:45:29] I've got 50 alarms on my phone.

[02:45:32] Alarms?

[02:45:35] Yeah, if you haven't heard it, it's been going off every five minutes.

[02:45:39] I don't hear the alarm.

[02:45:42] Yeah, if you haven't talked about it the first time it happens, you're an idiot, you're a fat idiot.

[02:45:46] Okay, I'll get them muting it.

[02:45:47] Those guys aren't even in the lobby, bro. Come on.

[02:45:49] Yeah, I get them straight.

[02:45:51] I'll get you.

[02:45:52] Shut up.

[02:45:53] He's just a loser.

[02:45:57] Alright.

[02:46:00] Bodo losing two at a one.

[02:46:02] This is cinema.

[02:46:09] This is cinema.

[02:46:12] What are we gonna do with this one?

[02:46:17] Oh, Evel's a really good 1v1 operator. It's really hard to get caught off guard here.

[02:46:24] Evel's gonna be smart now, I like that point.

[02:46:28] We're gonna hop on camps, Bolo flipping camps. Squirtle on Twitch, he spawned, Joan comes

[02:46:39] to the lower garage, Squirtle all the time in the world, all the drones in the world.

[02:46:44] Twitch, a really good pick from Squirtle. He saw that Bolo was on Ella in the threat

[02:46:49] phase and went Twitch. This way he's gonna be able to break the Grisma out safely.

[02:46:54] Squirtle is really good on Ella.

[02:47:05] But we're going to impact the rotation.

[02:47:09] Squirtle shoots with Grisma. Really well played by Squirtle.

[02:47:12] Follow my wall bang.

[02:47:13] Follow my wall bang.

[02:47:15] I can wait for it.

[02:47:16] Hold on.

[02:47:17] Two minutes on the clock Squirtle is currently beating a world champion.

[02:47:26] How do I lose that?

[02:47:38] How low can I get a headshot there?

[02:47:41] I mean I've never won an event.

[02:47:43] I'm hungry for this man.

[02:47:45] for this. I need this. I need this bad Squirtle. You don't know how bad I need this.

[02:47:54] I think he's using Squirtle's insult against him. I think he's using Squirtle's insult against him.

[02:48:01] Dude, I could rage bait Squirtle so bad right now.

[02:48:05] Jack, should I? If I unmute my mic and say, Squirtle, you kind of got shit on there. He'll

[02:48:11] Oh, really?

[02:48:12] Jax, did I rage bait him?

[02:48:19] Squirtle, you kind of got shit on there.

[02:48:25] It's all good.

[02:48:25] He's got this one.

[02:48:26] He's got this one.

[02:48:28] Wait, it didn't work.

[02:48:29] It didn't work.

[02:48:31] It didn't work.

[02:48:32] He might be screaming in his mic's clutch, maybe.

[02:48:36] He might be screaming.

[02:48:37] If he has the worst, like, instant hate,

[02:48:39] he physically put it on.

[02:48:40] I am only you in every single game.

[02:48:43] No, Squirtle, I know you only me.

[02:48:45] I'm just standing right there and fall down kind of under you.

[02:48:48] Thank you, Squirtle.

[02:48:54] Two to two.

[02:48:56] Bro, if Squirtle loses this, his ego's gonna be shattered.

[02:48:58] That's gonna be so cute.

[02:49:01] If Squirtle loses this, his ego's gonna be shattered.

[02:49:10] It's literally just frames. Yeah, but here's the thing, like, yeah, Bodo having frames is an advantage, but here's the thing.

[02:49:17] Squirtle literally said and I quote, he needs to form. It's like, you can't really use 240 as an excuse because Bodo was going to use 120.

[02:49:27] Do you know what I mean? It's not really allowed.

[02:49:32] Hey, Squirtle has the JC Muse game. I'm actually kind of surprised. I didn't think he would ever wear that.

[02:49:37] That we scored a month. I kind of hope he does win just for that

[02:49:45] Oh my god, Bodo almost had the best timing ever

[02:49:57] Dude Bodo almost had the best timing ever

[02:50:01] 120 to 240 is not big it is pretty big but it's also a mount

[02:50:07] Like Bravo to be honest. Here's the thing. Here's my opinion

[02:50:10] Bolo has an advantage with

[02:50:13] Mouse and has an advantage with frames, but Squirtle has an advantage with just the volume of 1v1

[02:50:19] For a Squirtle's probably done hundreds of 1v1s. Bolo's done like under tag

[02:50:24] I feel like this is going to be the closest 1v1 we've ever watched on this channel 2-2

[02:50:40] right now.

[02:50:41] Bodo gonna walk up me, stop the close game, Bodo gonna flash close then mate close, Bodo

[02:50:58] gonna mate close again, Bodo might sling off this, now this is where the frames are gonna

[02:51:04] help Bodo here, he's gonna be able to see Squirtle really fast, but Squirtle does have

[02:51:07] mute shotgun and he's tucked in that corner. Squirtle's gonna let Bodo walk in, swing him,

[02:51:13] and try to one-bump it. But Squirtle's smart enough to work. He might just bait. There's really

[02:51:17] no point of Squirtle even swing Bodo here. If Bodo walks inside, it's not like he's gonna be able to

[02:51:22] play in here. I'm gonna do cases after this game. Yeah, my word. I need to get stimulated.

[02:51:31] but this is too simple to not watch like i was gonna get on cs but this is too simple to not watch

[02:51:37] score is close now good flash

[02:51:41] that was well played by F1 that was so well played

[02:51:48] dude he even got a fire there

[02:51:52] score a little ask for your thoughts on that one

[02:51:54] I think I heard him on love bro.

[02:51:59] Yeah.

[02:52:00] Gordo, are you sure you want Boto on 240?

[02:52:03] You could get him to like Boto 120.

[02:52:05] We could pause.

[02:52:06] What do you want to do?

[02:52:07] Yeah, I'm gonna keep you like you bro.

[02:52:09] What do you say Gordo?

[02:52:10] I'm gonna beat him at his best.

[02:52:11] I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna beat you.

[02:52:12] You can keep the game going bro.

[02:52:14] Nice.

[02:52:15] I like that.

[02:52:16] That's a debbie mentality.

[02:52:17] That's a debbie mentality.

[02:52:18] Even when he's giving a hand.

[02:52:19] Still confident?

[02:52:20] That was kind of a naughty free-fire. You knew he was going to slam off that flash.

[02:52:25] I actually knew he was Geneside, but I wanted to give him a little chance, you know.

[02:52:28] I can show the youth, you know, like a role model, role model type beat.

[02:52:32] Squirtle, I'm not going to lie. I'm personally not thinking that.

[02:52:38] Squirtle, if you slap your role model to some little kids, then you twerk on the screen for money, bro.

[02:52:45] I don't think I'm gonna get out of this. That was clean.

[02:52:51] That was a good one.

[02:52:53] Yeah, that was a good one.

[02:52:55] That was a good one.

[02:52:57] You could win this though. I don't know. You're playing good.

[02:52:59] All the rounds are clean.

[02:53:01] I thought you said you were gonna top.

[02:53:03] Oh yeah, let me do it. Sorry.

[02:53:05] Thanks for all me.

[02:53:07] How do I always raise me in Toro?

[02:53:15] This is such a good game bro, this is such a good game.

[02:54:01] I'm gonna grab a coffee after this round. I'll keep it going though. Impact comes out.

[02:54:17] Squirtle kicks the plant down and he's gonna play close because Squirtle knows he has a shotgun.

[02:54:23] Because Squirtle has a shotgun he has to use force.

[02:54:26] Wait, really good movement by Squirtle.

[02:54:30] Because Squirtle has a- that was such a good reposition by Squirtle.

[02:54:33] Squirtle has to make this a close range gunfight.

[02:54:35] Brother, I think Squirtle has to stop the fire.

[02:54:38] I'm not a good soldier.

[02:54:40] Need more fire.

[02:54:42] Squirtle's playing so good, bro.

[02:54:45] As long as Squirtle doesn't peek, he wins!

[02:54:48] Squirtle's in trouble here!

[02:54:52] I

[02:54:55] Bro put it down man. They look down bro

[02:55:01] Squirtle let's go. I'm not gonna lie. You actually played that round person. Wow

[02:55:07] Wow

[02:55:09] Jack Squirtle broke the Goyo

[02:55:12] Trapped Bolo and Chopey took space

[02:55:16] planted then

[02:55:17] repositioned in the kids once he heard Bolo shooting the attic wall

[02:55:20] Play this grenade, blew up the Goya, waits more time, waited for him to get close, and then swung him.

[02:55:27] Yo.

[02:55:30] Chat to anyone that's saying shotgun crutch?

[02:55:34] Guys, he is a console player who's tied with a PC Pro.

[02:55:39] This is impressive, no matter what way you want to chop it.

[02:55:42] This is ridiculously impressive.

[02:55:45] He might win! This is really impressive! I give him credit, damn!

[02:55:49] Damn!

[02:55:50] Alright, I'm gonna go get my coffee.

[02:55:51] Try to be back.

[02:55:52] He might win, bro!

[02:56:19] Holy cinema.

[02:56:24] Chat this 1v1, it's actually cinema.

[02:56:27] Bro, this might be the best 1v1 we've ever watched.

[02:56:30] This is actually cinema!

[02:56:33] Bottle gonna take it.

[02:56:35] Ooh, okay.

[02:56:37] Squirtle goes down, I actually like this.

[02:56:39] I'm gonna take this.

[02:56:41] I'm gonna take this.

[02:56:43] I'm gonna take this.

[02:56:45] I'm gonna take this.

[02:56:47] Squirtle goes down. I actually like this out of...

[02:56:50] Spoigt would put an end to this. Bro, if Boadal wins, we... if Squirtle wins, we have to put him against Spoigt.

[02:56:57] That's actually Ochrablo.

[02:57:07] Chad, it's not a vape break. Shut up. Boadal's gonna get on a stoker, people.

[02:57:17] Wow, he just walked in.

[02:57:22] Oh my God, he was shooting favors of the bold.

[02:57:27] Wow.

[02:57:28] Little dope gal.

[02:57:29] Man, I was, if I had bands on the board, I might use it on that buddy, Shay.

[02:57:35] Bro, he just walked at him.

[02:57:39] Wow.

[02:57:42] This motherfucker actually drinking coffee, M-M-A-O.

[02:57:46] what is funny about that wait they're both thinking about their ops they haven't picked okay now

[02:57:52] squirtle picks habana oh squirtle kind of just assumed he would go down because squirtle just

[02:57:59] went down so he assumed bow would go down pretty good prediction he can switch his

[02:58:02] Let's be fair.

[02:58:04] Oh, look at it. Don't mute.

[02:58:11] Yeah, bro, what does that even mean?

[02:58:15] No one typed that? No.

[02:58:17] No, someone literally typed, bro, actually drinking coffee, LMAO.

[02:58:21] What is funny about that?

[02:58:26] Bro is breathing, LOL.

[02:58:28] What? What?

[02:58:32] a 7 p.m. coffee yeah bro I'm a loser what are we to say

[02:58:46] yeah this is something like this is something that won't be what chat I'm

[02:58:50] telling you it's gonna go six-six for the attackers keep winning actually no

[02:58:56] No, you're not.

[02:59:01] Bro is bald, LOL. Bro exists.

[02:59:06] Alright, Jack, can we not, like, criticize everything now?

[02:59:11] You are now manually breathing. What is the point of typing that?

[02:59:16] Jack, cases after this won't be one, I swear. Score is already down, mate.

[02:59:26] I'm just gonna take a long space off that.

[02:59:30] Oh no, what is this?

[02:59:33] What is that?

[02:59:36] Wait!

[02:59:40] Oh, Key, what is-

[02:59:42] We've almost stuck!

[02:59:44] We're almost in another bad spot!

[02:59:46] We're looking for a plan!

[02:59:50] We're not even peeking anymore.

[02:59:52] like you're playing so bad how am i losing to a kid pap firing i'm portable

[03:00:04] wait this is a joke

[03:00:05] kid man i've been doing this shit wait how old are you 15 i've been almost doing this

[03:00:09] what is that almost your whole life almost almost just like that's insane to think about

[03:00:16] Come on, let's bring back the un-coms.

[03:00:20] Let's bring back the un-coms.

[03:00:24] Bro, that's actually kind of over.

[03:00:26] Bodo's been playing Siege for like 10 plus years, 11 years.

[03:00:35] Brother, Bodo started playing Siege when Squirtle was 4.

[03:00:39] That's actually insane to think about.

[03:00:43] Defenders, protect your bomb.

[03:00:45] How long have you started playing siege, Squirtle?

[03:00:51] I've been playing for, I think I was, I mean, 10, 11 years?

[03:00:56] Ooh, that's actually, that's what I'm talking about, it's like that.

[03:00:59] Wait, wait, you've been playing?

[03:01:01] So I was at 4 to 5.

[03:01:04] I've been playing since I came out.

[03:01:07] Wait, real shit?

[03:01:11] Yeah.

[03:01:13] Oh wait, that's Grinder.

[03:01:15] That's a grinder. That's a grinder. That's a grinder.

[03:01:18] Oh, no. Mopkins, brother. Shit is not.

[03:01:19] That's a grinder. That's huge.

[03:01:21] He's a master Jesus 4, dude.

[03:01:22] Not respect. Respect on that one.

[03:01:23] Jacks, since he was 4...

[03:01:26] Oh my god!

[03:01:28] That is so...

[03:01:37] Wow.

[03:01:38] Wow.

[03:01:39] The game's been out 11 years and he's 15.

[03:01:41] So that actually makes sense.

[03:01:42] Oh my god.

[03:01:44] What is Bola doing?

[03:01:45] bro wow i have the round in the bag and just with like it's just like i almost got it back

[03:01:51] dude squirtle's raging now bro boat was like one shot though they did both tag each other but

[03:01:56] squirtle definitely wins that exchange one shot and boat will die it's not a bad runout that's for

[03:02:07] uh what is he planning to do boat is so aware

[03:02:10] He's gonna run out on him. Don't do it, Squirtle. Yeah, if Squirtle would have ran out, I think

[03:02:16] Foto would have been waiting. I think Squirtle's gonna win this round. He's off to a good start.

[03:02:25] Boto's literally like 15 now. Really good C4 lineup. This C4 lineup's gross. It drops right

[03:02:31] in the top white. You don't even have to expose yourself. You just throw it safely. What a flash

[03:02:37] From both

[03:02:47] Minute 30 on the clock photos literally like five eight speed

[03:03:00] Well, we used another joke of the call

[03:03:02] Squirtle's pimp. Squirtle's gonna swim. No, but Bottle's laying down.

[03:03:06] If Squirtle swings, it's over. If Squirtle swings this, it's literally game.

[03:03:11] Bottle's aim is like perfect,

[03:03:14] and he's laying down. If Squirtle's aiming head-eye, Squirtle's too disciplined to swim that though.

[03:03:21] Oh, you were left.

[03:03:31] Wow.

[03:03:32] Oh.

[03:03:33] This world is so fucking locked, the Sims team.

[03:03:36] They're making daddy second guess himself.

[03:03:38] Did you say daddy?

[03:03:41] I'm moving on, let's go.

[03:03:43] I feel like I left the road over here.

[03:03:47] Score I'm gonna keep it a buck bro. Even if you lose dude, I'm impressed. This is actually insane

[03:03:53] I'm impressed bro

[03:03:56] Like chat I will be honest bro like

[03:04:02] So score are you still confident you're down one this could go either way I think brown like honestly this

[03:04:10] Might will be even

[03:04:13] What was the yeah, what was the score when you beat stop and squirtle? I

[03:04:16] I'll beat him to my 7-5, 7-6.

[03:04:20] Attackers need to low-beat me twice or once.

[03:04:24] Twice.

[03:04:30] Once when my name was Squirrel.

[03:04:37] Beat him twice.

[03:04:40] Wow.

[03:04:41] Chat, what a game.

[03:04:42] Isn't it nice to just sit back and watch like, just high level gameplay?

[03:04:47] Yeah, One is rubbing off on the chat.

[03:04:52] Yeah.

[03:04:53] Yeah.

[03:04:54] Yeah.

[03:04:55] Yeah.

[03:04:56] Yeah.

[03:04:57] Yeah.

[03:04:58] Yeah.

[03:04:59] Yeah.

[03:05:00] Yeah.

[03:05:01] Yeah.

[03:05:02] Yeah.

[03:05:03] Yeah.

[03:05:04] Yeah.

[03:05:05] Yeah, Oney's rubbing off on the chat, let him go.

[03:05:11] Guys, he had cases after this, I swear.

[03:05:13] I just had to, when I heard Bodo wanted to 1v1 Squirtle and humble him, I had to, I could never not watch this.

[03:05:20] This is too cinema to not watch.

[03:05:23] Five to four. Bodo has a one round lead.

[03:05:31] Get well soon.

[03:05:35] I'll go start a brief fire, I can't come back. He's going to fall back. Squirtle's going to take a good amount of space.

[03:05:44] The thing is, Baldo was prepared and reinforced Bunker. So Squirtle's in a little bit of trouble.

[03:05:55] Now it might be over.

[03:05:56] I'm going to give a time keeper.

[03:05:57] I'm going to give my brief fire just to lay it at then.

[03:06:00] A little more evasive.

[03:06:02] My knees might not be so good, but my feet still work.

[03:06:09] Chad, Squirtle's gonna be so like dude.

[03:06:13] Squirtle's gonna, his ego's crushed, Brown.

[03:06:21] Squirtle's ego is gonna be crushed. It's over now.

[03:06:25] I don't think Squirtle can win three straight rounds. Let's look at the match history.

[03:06:30] The most rounds in a row, Squirtle has one is one. He's never even won two rounds in a row.

[03:06:35] There's literally no way. It's over.

[03:06:40] Squirtle's ego is going to be destroyed, dude.

[03:06:44] Defenders, protect your bombs from me.

[03:06:46] I'm out of here to talk anymore, because I know he's just shattered.

[03:06:49] I know Squirtle's absolutely shattered.

[03:06:52] Jai said he chants that Squirtle winning this is about 10%.

[03:06:55] He hasn't even won back-to-back rounds and he needs to win back-to-back-to-back

[03:07:01] Maybe there's a 5% chance for the ones this game

[03:07:07] But maybe this will be good for Squirtle

[03:07:10] Because you gotta come back down to earth eventually and dude look at it like this, right? It's like bro. I

[03:07:17] I genuinely believe if Bodo was on 120 frames, dude, they could be tied right now, fuck it.

[03:07:26] Squirtle could even be winning.

[03:07:27] Squirtle could even be winning, bro, but it's like, his ego is so gigantic that he won't

[03:07:32] even put Bodo on 140 frames.

[03:07:34] He said, and I quote, he needs 240.

[03:07:37] So now Bodo is just one round away from being the human being that humble Squirtle, finally

[03:07:44] squirtle is going to be humbled to be a chat.

[03:08:01] It's over.

[03:08:14] It might be over, guys.

[03:08:21] The end of Squirtle's ego has finally happened.

[03:08:26] After the last two years of saying you'll play anybody, beat anybody, Squirtle might

[03:08:33] finally lose a 1v1 to none other than the hands of the Polo.

[03:08:38] round right here right now determines all of it it's not over yet hold on it's not

[03:09:02] I'm not even going to talk to them for the rest of the game, this is way too intense.

[03:09:14] Squirtle needs two rounds, Bodo needs one round.

[03:09:18] He's actually insane.

[03:09:24] Squirtle literally, literally just needs two rounds.

[03:09:29] needs one. I just checked bottle stream, bottle's locked in.

[03:09:39] Defenders, protect your bombs from being diffused by attackers.

[03:09:42] Yeah, I still can't believe, yeah, Bro's drinking, I still can't believe someone actually said

[03:09:45] Bro is drinking coffee out of my, oh, we're like, how is that an inside? That actually

[03:09:50] got a bit weird. But we're gonna switch it up. He's gonna completely change up his plan

[03:09:59] on match point he's gonna go for kitchen. Now I think I know why Bodo did this. Kitchen is a very

[03:10:06] long-range site with long-range LLSs so I think Bodo is gonna try to force a long-range site between

[03:10:13] him and Bodo. Get over it, I kind of can't. Bro, a guy came into my chat and said Bro is actually

[03:10:24] drinking coffee, LMAO. Like, how is that an insult? It's like a normal activity to do.

[03:10:43] Jinxy, I met my girlfriend in your Discord server, no joke. Oh my god, is that Ambrose?

[03:10:48] Umbrose, are you the same Umbrose that told me to bang your mom for like two years?

[03:10:55] You met your girlfriend in my Discord server? What?!

[03:11:02] Wish y'all the best, bro. I didn't know what to say.

[03:11:05] Chat, we might have a 6-6 match point at our hands.

[03:11:07] What's Bono doing?

[03:11:09] Bono's moving too much.

[03:11:11] Mortal Drone's in.

[03:11:18] I think Squirtle's plan is to shotgun the wall and take sight, but if he does that he's

[03:11:29] going to lose for sure, because look at, see how Bolo set this up?

[03:11:35] Bolo basically his entire strategy is to counter shotguns.

[03:11:40] I think it's over.

[03:11:46] I think there's a single world where Squirtle come in this it's a really good name

[03:11:56] Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait BOLLO 60HP

[03:12:03] BOLLO 60HP

[03:12:06] Oh my god BOLLO hit him again Squirtle's health is so low I think it's over for Squirtle

[03:12:16] I think it's for the loss.

[03:12:23] Why would Bolo run?

[03:12:26] What's Bolo doing?

[03:12:29] What's Bolo doing?

[03:12:30] What is Bolo doing?

[03:12:31] He gave up too much space for a good plant now.

[03:12:42] I just got a fucking stick, it's all I got to do.

[03:12:55] One that game.

[03:12:58] Okay, I literally should have one that game.

[03:13:04] You might have.

[03:13:06] Maybe.

[03:13:07] Up for today.

[03:13:08] I should have won the F2 round.

[03:13:13] Yeah, maybe.

[03:13:16] It's just funny.

[03:13:17] Yeah.

[03:13:18] So I'll let you down, Josh.

[03:13:19] Oh, good.

[03:13:20] Hey, Gigi Squirtle, all should decide the fact that you've been playing since you were like

[03:13:24] four or five is kind of, that's actually W Grant.

[03:13:27] That's actually W Grant.

[03:13:28] I respect him.

[03:13:29] Oh, he's out.

[03:13:30] He's gone.

[03:13:31] He's out.

[03:13:32] He left the call?

[03:13:33] He left.

[03:13:34] He's gone.

[03:13:35] Photo, let me just say this, bro.

[03:13:36] You just did God's work, bro.

[03:13:37] Of course that was for you. That was for you and for all the other blood who has

[03:13:41] who has been spilt by that man. Yes sir. Yes sir. Oh my god finally he said he

[03:13:49] would beat anybody anytime anyplace any frames clearly he said you need 240.

[03:13:55] I did it. Thank God like his ego was on like Neptune. That will bring him down

[03:14:01] to earth a little bit. But yeah, GGs, bro. Love that. That's eight. Every L is a lesson.

[03:14:08] You know, that guy is fucking what 15 to 20, since he's four or five. That's kind of crazy.

[03:14:12] That's actually insane. Maybe does there's a little bit of it, but not today. Daddy says

[03:14:16] otherwise. Daddy says otherwise. Well, thanks for playing, bro. Have a beautiful stream.

[03:14:21] Thanks for, thanks for forcing me into this. It was fun in the Coliseum for Jigsie Jutco.

[03:14:25] All right, man. I'll see you. Hey, take your dog. Take care

[03:14:30] That was like actually like one of the best games I've ever watched

[03:14:34] Yo, bro, I don't know like Squirtle. He might be in the stream. He might not he might just be chillin

[03:14:39] He might be sad bro Squirtle. I

[03:14:43] Don't know of any other

[03:14:47] Console controller player

[03:14:50] Who could go five seven

[03:14:53] with Bola

[03:14:54] Like bro guys when I played Bodo on PC. I was on PC like I was on PC frames on controller like I was a 240

[03:15:02] brother

[03:15:05] In my prime of the game, I don't think I could have gotten five rounds

[03:15:10] legitimately

[03:15:12] That is really hard to do. Let's show some respect for that. Sorry

[03:15:16] guys on console on rotor that is insane not counting highlights bar chat you

[03:15:30] know what to type in the chat go go go go go go it's time for some cases that

[03:15:34] was so fucking fun all right guys now chat Junker Doodle I'm hopping off at

[03:15:42] So we have an hour and 40 minutes of cases now only pixel told me to do the new terminals

[03:15:50] Should I do the new terminals or cases chat? We have literally over an hour

[03:15:55] Hide mine call. Oh and remove delay. Hi guys remove delay and then call

[03:16:42] Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

[03:16:53] Why does this title sound like CSGO?

[03:16:56] He doesn't know.

[03:17:00] He doesn't know.

[03:17:02] Hello, chat, hello, hello, hello, hello.

[03:17:08] Hello, John. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Let's load them up. What's the money?

[03:17:16] Can it work in a running city?

[03:17:25] Wait, is it screen shot? Nope. Good.

[03:17:28] Good

[03:17:43] What is good, hi guys, you know what to do max out this team max out this team balance max it out max it out

[03:17:51] That's good, bro. It will probably max us out of the thousand bucks again

[03:17:54] remember that because it's like a little cool sorry daddy continue sorry no I

[03:18:02] wasn't talking it's all good go ahead oh man no wasn't important bro come on bro

[03:18:10] I didn't mean to cut it out how about it's cuz I'm coffee it up I'm all

[03:18:13] caffeinated continue to have mine no I was just saying it might stop us at a

[03:18:18] thousand because remember last time we stopped there's not a thousand and then

[03:18:20] and then we had to wait an hour and then do another thousand so we could see

[03:18:23] What's going on?

[03:18:25] Here's the thing, I got to go at 9pm, maybe call it 9.15, because I have a hot date, bro.

[03:18:30] I have a date tonight.

[03:18:32] Alright, the family dinner, relax.

[03:18:34] Alright, so he's hit like, but like, can you at least act like you believe me for a second?

[03:18:39] Like, it's just, you know what it is, chat?

[03:18:41] It's not about the fact that he doesn't believe it.

[03:18:44] It's the fact that it instantly gets shut down.

[03:18:46] Like, chat, is it impossible to believe that I have a date tonight?

[03:18:50] Because it's the funny thing, Chad. What if I actually do have a date, bro?

[03:18:54] Do you think I'm going to get a date soon?

[03:18:57] Folk. Yo, Chad, it's Saturday night. Like, I could easily have a hot date.

[03:19:04] Your mom made lasagna, bro. Settle down.

[03:19:07] Yeah, I think you could have a hot date until we look at the bottom left face cap, and then it's all gone.

[03:19:14] Legitimately, I'm Chad. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. No, no, no, no. Let's do the bullshit.

[03:19:18] Yeah, I'm not child, but I don't log. I'm kind of in the middle

[03:19:22] Now Jack do I have potential? I'm gonna be honest. Yes, bro. That's the thing. That's why 2028. I'm gonna be locking in

[03:19:30] 2026 I'm gonna chill 2027 2028 you're gonna be getting gray hairs by then you're gonna be like 34. The fuck are you locking in for?

[03:19:38] What's that?

[03:19:42] What is this call bro, it's

[03:19:44] I'm really not that bad looking dude. I'm like a probably realistically a six yo

[03:19:50] Umbrose get out of my chat yo, I remember you from like three years ago. You sick

[03:19:56] Oh

[03:19:57] Umbrose literally told me to bang his mom. No. No. He said Jinxie. Please date my mom every day for like a month

[03:20:04] Umbrose. I didn't forget get out of the chat bang

[03:20:07] We are

[03:20:10] Time to spend two bands tonight because I have a hot day

[03:20:14] So chat we're gonna do a thousand dollars with you and like making up things. Just say you don't want to stream bro

[03:20:19] Just say that you don't have a hot date waiting dude. You don't have that

[03:20:25] This is actually this is fucking ridiculous chat. I'm telling you guys to y'all face. I have a date tonight

[03:20:32] That's why I don't know what are you wearing right now? What are you wearing?

[03:20:36] But I'm gonna switch

[03:20:38] No, your mom making lasagna you stop typing that chat. No, I have a legitimate date. I'm gonna see my outfit for my date

[03:20:47] Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Let me go give

[03:20:52] Go on go on

[03:21:08] Let's see.

[03:21:15] It's not positive that the chat is here, it's just a whole bunch of aggregate emotes.

[03:21:32] Very nice.

[03:21:33] Very happy chat.

[03:21:36] Now

[03:21:38] Yeah, so I don't have a date, right? Yeah, call me on my phone. Hi guys. Call me on my phone

[03:21:46] Do you have a whole outfit for my date y'all chat?

[03:21:49] This is what I could look at the kid. We're gonna have us call me on my phones. I can hear you. Oh

[03:21:58] What do you want, can I take you through my outfit?

[03:22:01] All right, so how about right here dress shoes, bro?

[03:22:06] This is real like date stuff, dress shoes.

[03:22:09] But I have a date at 9.15, so I gotta end.

[03:22:13] Next up, bro, this is my shirt, bro, very clean.

[03:22:16] All right, it's got a long hump.

[03:22:18] That's on the date shirt, it looks like a wedding shirt.

[03:22:21] Yeah, but wait, I have something going over it, bro.

[03:22:25] Pump your rates.

[03:22:26] So this is my shirt, cool, calm, collected, bro.

[03:22:29] If I'm in the day and things get freaky,

[03:22:31] I take out this shirt, bro.

[03:22:32] Next up.

[03:22:35] Trust pants, bro.

[03:22:36] Just cool, calm, collected.

[03:22:38] Don't worry, it's gonna make sense in a second.

[03:22:41] And last but certainly not, are you laughing?

[03:22:43] Last but certainly not least, bro.

[03:22:45] Who was it?

[03:22:46] It's gonna tie the whole outfit together.

[03:22:49] Why are you laughing?

[03:22:53] I have a date.

[03:22:56] Bro, are you actually laughing?

[03:22:58] This is not a golf!

[03:23:00] Wait, it kind of is.

[03:23:02] Yo, but it's not supposed to be a golf outfit, bro.

[03:23:05] Bro, would a golfer wear this?

[03:23:07] Fuck, kind of shit.

[03:23:10] Alright, besides the point, let's open some CSGO cases.

[03:23:17] Fuck myself, brother.

[03:23:21] Chad, you know, like, whatever, guys.

[03:23:24] No Chad, it's all good. Nobody's got to believe me.

[03:23:27] believe me. No one's got to believe me. Yeah, no, I don't. Um, so do you want to do some

[03:23:37] of the terminals? Because they they have come down in price. They're not like 50 bucks at

[03:23:41] 50 bucks. It's kind of crazy. Only pixel told me to do only terminals. Now chat. All right.

[03:23:47] Should I do only terminals, only cases or half half? What do you guys want to run a poll?

[03:23:53] I don't get it all only terminal now listen terminals it's going to be

[03:23:59] a thousand dollars worth of terminals do you think we would blow through that in

[03:24:03] an hour yeah let me see what the that's like 20 terminals

[03:24:08] that all terminals are all cases

[03:24:15] each terminal is like five cases

[03:24:16] I'm not sure what it is.

[03:24:22] Let me see.

[03:24:26] Interesting. I'm interesting.

[03:24:29] Um, so they're at 20 bucks right

[03:24:32] now. Really? Um, so you want

[03:24:35] the poll only terminals? Only

[03:24:38] terminals only cases or half

[03:24:40] half. Yeah, yes, yes. For the

[03:24:41] thing about cases that's asked

[03:24:42] is you have to keep buying

[03:24:44] I think I think half and half would be good terminals do you have the new shit

[03:24:50] runnable chat boat boat let's see let's see bruh um let me see what the skins are

[03:24:58] looking like oh the skins are uploaded now for the website the website they use

[03:25:02] all right chat saying 500 oh wait let me see oh it's updated now so you can see

[03:25:09] what skins obviously there's no prices it's too early in but you can see what's in it now.

[03:25:18] So Chad y'all are saying $500 in terminals, $500 in cases.

[03:25:26] That's right.

[03:25:28] Interesting. Chad interesting interesting. That's fair. That's fair.

[03:25:32] Is Squishy up? Good Squishers. Chad does Squishy want to uh,

[03:25:36] But, does Chris you want to sweat some cases?

[03:25:41] He's on RL Chad, he's on RL.

[03:25:44] Does Chris you want to sweat some cases or is he chillin'?

[03:25:48] Look at the chat, Jinxie Collin, doesn't even ask.

[03:25:52] Jinxie is calling, JP calling, JP.

[03:26:01] GG YouTube stream.

[03:26:04] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:26:06] Chad to switch because he wants to or no.

[03:26:10] Guys, these are going to be big boy cases.

[03:26:12] This is like a little joke.

[03:26:13] Jack, we're like, we're spending a band right now.

[03:26:18] He wants to.

[03:26:19] I believe you, but why are you drinking?

[03:26:24] From a mug.

[03:26:24] LMAO.

[03:26:26] Yo, yo, yo, what do you, what do you want me to do?

[03:26:29] Drink from also.

[03:26:30] Why are you drinking coffee?

[03:26:33] Why is bro drinking coffee?

[03:26:34] I don't understand.

[03:26:35] Hi, guys, it's one thing like let me be honest.

[03:26:38] It's one thing to have some psychopath in the chat type that stupid shit.

[03:26:42] But I don't need to hear this in my ear.

[03:26:44] Can I get a retreat?

[03:26:45] Why is the only person who's ever even heard that insult

[03:26:49] bros actually drinking a coffee at a male?

[03:26:53] Like that's funny.

[03:26:55] Let me see the justice grown man drinking coffee.

[03:26:59] Yeah.

[03:27:30] I don't know what I was talking about.

[03:27:32] Yeah.

[03:27:33] Let's go to Swisher.

[03:27:34] Yo.

[03:27:35] Yo, yo, yo.

[03:27:36] You understand you're getting ready for a date.

[03:27:39] What's that about?

[03:27:40] Yeah, bro.

[03:27:41] I have a date tonight, bro.

[03:27:44] What?

[03:27:45] Oh, you know, just type shit.

[03:27:49] What do you mean?

[03:27:50] What do you mean what I have?

[03:27:52] Who's typed in?

[03:27:53] I just have a good date, bro.

[03:27:54] I have a date tonight.

[03:27:55] I don't know why I have eyes chuckling in the corner.

[03:27:57] No, I have a date.

[03:27:59] I

[03:28:02] Understand you have a date with who with who

[03:28:05] I can't really like say

[03:28:08] You keep it in private. Okay

[03:28:10] Personally not body fucking blue

[03:28:13] No, I don't have a real date y'all. I have a legitimate date

[03:28:16] Guys, why can't anyone believe anything? Why laugh? Why laugh?

[03:28:22] Baby mama, she's not my baby mama

[03:28:25] Yo guys, I don't have a baby mama

[03:28:29] V why are we vouching all right? Okay? Let me give you a little bit of a background what we're about to do so yeah

[03:28:36] We have 1100 bucks to spend I have to go at nine because I have a hot date tonight

[03:28:42] So I'm gonna be spending $500 on terminals and five hundred dollars on cases

[03:28:49] and maybe

[03:28:51] Okay, okay, but this tricky though does rather the price of the terminal went from $20 to 19 folk

[03:28:59] I mean 50 it was 45 yeah 44 my bad my fault they're fit they're $50 they were

[03:29:06] they were when I'm initially remember he was like holy fuck we came with town

[03:29:11] them yeah Jixi shit here's here's what I think we should do I think I think we

[03:29:22] should buy 500 of these rip them and then buy the cases because what if you get

[03:29:27] something in it and you can't climb it. Remember you have to pay for the item.

[03:29:34] Maybe we just do only terminals then. What's the most expensive item in

[03:29:41] terminals chat? Does anybody even know? Chad what if we just do yeah Chad what is

[03:29:46] the most expensive? I think it's one of the gloves bro like it would be there's a

[03:29:50] few like it does last three days yeah. Bro there's $1300 items in there.

[03:29:57] I think two thousand is like the max

[03:30:03] Guys, I think we just do terminals. Ah Conor with the 10. I mean, that's what one a said

[03:30:08] Oh, he's been ripping terminals demons been ripping terminals. I

[03:30:12] Think if you get like the good items, it's like max win

[03:30:17] Like cases they're like, yeah, all right. We're just gonna do terminals though. How many at a time should we buy?

[03:30:22] How many times should we buy? Oh?

[03:30:27] We may as well do terminals. They're new. They're new. They're new. They're new and we don't have to buy keys either

[03:30:32] Yeah keys. That's the other thing. We just go God. I love that is nice. Yes, go

[03:30:38] Yo, you nervous for the tournament?

[03:30:41] I mean, I don't know. There's a lot of good players in there, bro

[03:30:44] Like it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun, bro. I might switch. Yeah, I might remove myself as a captain

[03:30:49] I might just be a player and just hope I get on a good team

[03:30:52] because I came to an epiphany bro if I'm a captain I'm just gonna sink my team

[03:30:57] to the ship oh it's like the fucking Titanic it's a titanic I'm gonna buy what

[03:31:03] if you did not fair what if you did captain but you get two pigs first that

[03:31:06] unfair play might be not about I think it might be people just say unfair

[03:31:12] anyways and I'll lose in the first round it's probably better to just make me a

[03:31:16] player. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We have a have a. Yeah. Oh, no, you're right. You're

[03:31:25] right. You snapped when you snapped chat. Have I just bought 20 terminals? Bazaar. Okay.

[03:31:33] Okay. The terminals are actually fun to you know, I'm not going to be the last pic Gucci.

[03:31:39] I'm not going to probably be squished. I might be the last round. I would take you over a

[03:31:45] better player for sure. Yeah, it'd be fun. Oh, I didn't mean like that. No, I didn't mean like that.

[03:31:52] I just didn't it'd be fun. I mean, in the last round, bro, like I'm talking about the final round,

[03:32:00] it's either like me or like Senna, bro, you're obviously gonna pick me. But if I just throw a

[03:32:04] spanner in the works, pick you first, right off the bat, bro, first round pick. Don't do that. I

[03:32:08] want to make it past the first round. Bro, I am ass water. I should not be a first round pick under

[03:32:14] any circumstance

[03:32:16] i might be a top five worst player ever

[03:32:19] i dead might not get there

[03:32:21] um...

[03:32:22] um...

[03:32:23] if everyone gets drafted what are you saying

[03:32:24] that moota, that moota dude in there

[03:32:26] radiant bow and like high level of skill

[03:32:28] so you could probably be

[03:32:30] also have you seen spoids gameplay?

[03:32:32] i think so

[03:32:33] you might have to reconvene here

[03:32:37] spoids pretty nasty

[03:32:39] i think it's good cause there's a lot of

[03:32:41] there's definitely like eight good players

[03:32:43] spread them out on the teams for sure. Alright. Yeah, it's good. Alright guys, let's lock in on

[03:32:49] degenerate gambling really quick. Okay. Is this the whole like budget right here in terminals?

[03:32:54] Holy fuck, son. No. This is... No, this is just 380 bucks a bit. Okay, okay.

[03:33:01] Bucks! How much terminals do we have? 20 terminals without any dollars!

[03:33:07] Oh

[03:33:09] Bro 20 terminals, that's when actually actually the terminals they do take a while to open

[03:33:14] Okay, yes

[03:33:16] Now I want to run a predictions

[03:33:20] on tonight

[03:33:21] The only prediction that's going to be is will jinksie pull gloves. That's it

[03:33:27] We're gonna give you guys like three minutes jab. We're here for gloves gloves gloves

[03:33:33] Will jinksie pull gloves

[03:33:36] We're getting out of the connection, bro. I was you have money for like buying a good skin if we get it

[03:33:49] Because I think it could be like a thousand dollar plus skin as possible. Yeah

[03:33:56] Okay, okay, will jigsie pull gloves. Yes. No, yeah, I think you will I think you will I think you will

[03:34:05] I think you're dead in my mind like I feel like these are better to you because you pay valve directly

[03:34:09] You're you're directly funding the yacht fund with the major purchase, so they're more likely to give you a big hole now

[03:34:18] So it's fixed up the face cam a little bit. Oh, yeah sure sir. Is there a problem with it? Yeah

[03:34:24] All right, let's ask. Hey look at that. It's like two gigantic holes

[03:34:29] Nice. Mmm. Let me see what I can do

[03:34:35] I'm moving it stop

[03:34:38] Not like bark orders at me. I'm not a freaking dog, dude

[03:34:43] Yeah, but I was like under me high back. It's like I'm walking stop walking to me

[03:34:48] Keep your chin's up, buddy. Come on. It chins up. Damn

[03:34:56] What are you doing? I'm just having a chance I can make

[03:34:59] this guy's got a date by the way I'm sure why it's like some documentary it's

[03:35:13] some crazy thing if I have a date sure sure chat yeah sure all righty so hide

[03:35:20] mine jigsie let me prep you for this guy what's what's each terminal now listen

[03:35:28] prices aren't out yet but obviously the clubs are kind of the best shit that you can get.

[03:35:35] But, so you have 20 terminals here. Each terminal has basically five cases in them.

[03:35:42] You will re-roll five times.

[03:35:47] So that's a lot of opportunities to get gloves. And I think tonight is the night.

[03:35:52] Wait, oh you're right, it's five per right, you're right, you're right, mhm.

[03:35:58] So we have five spins.

[03:35:59] Five or six, yes.

[03:36:00] How many terminals will we be able to open with another dollar?

[03:36:06] Another hundred?

[03:36:09] Are we ready?

[03:36:11] What?

[03:36:12] Okay, let's go.

[03:36:13] I don't even know what you just got.

[03:36:20] The Glock, the Glock is actually five.

[03:36:22] Remember if it starts off bad it doesn't matter because we have four spin

[03:36:27] Oh

[03:36:29] Wait, I'm gonna put my face cam bottom right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I legitimately don't think there's a cheaper gun in the game than four cents

[03:36:37] Is this

[03:36:40] It tells you how the shit the skin is it like how much it's worth and it's kind of good. Yeah

[03:36:45] Okay

[03:36:47] Not bad, 4 cents.

[03:36:50] Not bad.

[03:36:50] How much was the terminal point gain I left?

[03:36:52] 20 bucks each.

[03:36:53] 20 bucks?

[03:36:54] Yeah.

[03:36:55] Not even 5 cents.

[03:36:57] That's right.

[03:36:58] Yeah.

[03:37:02] Come on, come on, come on.

[03:37:03] Oh.

[03:37:03] No worries, Jinx.

[03:37:04] Hey, look at the bottom.

[03:37:06] What the fuck is that?

[03:37:07] Hold on.

[03:37:07] Hold on, Jinx.

[03:37:08] Look at the bottom right, bro.

[03:37:09] We're getting all the blues out.

[03:37:10] You see that?

[03:37:11] It's like a tracker.

[03:37:12] Can you not have blue?

[03:37:14] No, no, you can.

[03:37:15] You can.

[03:37:16] Oh

[03:37:18] Seven cents not bad. That's that's a big not bad. I must see almost double. I think we don't take anything here

[03:37:23] I'm gonna be real. Let's keep our seven cents. Let's walk to the next case. So basically

[03:37:28] explain that what

[03:37:31] Dealing no deal basically, so I'm gonna get this straight. We spent $15 oh

[03:37:37] four spins of four cents and got a seven cents skin now

[03:37:41] Now, we could have probably just ordered like a meal at Chick-fil-A, but instead I got this shit.

[03:37:47] What?

[03:37:48] This is literally Chick-fil-A.

[03:37:49] Yo, yo, chicks.

[03:37:50] You know what's crazy, dicks?

[03:37:51] You actually walk away with nothing at the end of this.

[03:37:53] You walk away with...

[03:37:54] Nice.

[03:37:55] Actually nothing.

[03:37:56] Yeah, you don't get to keep a thing.

[03:37:57] Hey, it's a good first case.

[03:37:58] We're just warming up here.

[03:37:59] Not bad.

[03:38:00] Oh, so that's that track, by the way.

[03:38:01] Oh.

[03:38:02] And you lose a laptop.

[03:38:04] I'm not kidding.

[03:38:05] So I just spent $15.

[03:38:07] And you're nothing!

[03:38:09] come on oh yeah by the wait we need to look at floats because people do buy like

[03:38:20] low or high floats floats right there yeah I'm saying keep a pinch to it oh

[03:38:27] apparently the green button leaks so that's good another leak another leak so

[03:38:32] Don't press that without, uh, letting us know.

[03:38:35] Maw, literally, Maw back ass.

[03:38:37] Maw back ass.

[03:38:38] Yeah.

[03:38:39] Uh, just shit.

[03:38:40] All good.

[03:38:41] It's fine.

[03:38:42] All right, what the fuck is this?

[03:38:43] Go, go, go, go, go!

[03:38:45] Ah!

[03:38:46] Could be better.

[03:38:47] Bro, it's just horse-hat garbage!

[03:38:51] The big one's coming, dude.

[03:38:53] Oh!

[03:38:54] 79 cents?

[03:38:55] Oh my god, bro.

[03:38:56] Oh, that's good.

[03:38:58] Big.

[03:38:59] Terminal was $15.

[03:39:01] Yeah, but you hit big

[03:39:10] Wait, are you taking that job?

[03:39:13] your pig I

[03:39:15] Just told you bro

[03:39:18] There's everything leak are we good? I think I got out I got out. I think you close it. I check Twitter

[03:39:25] Oh, oh my god

[03:39:27] Everything in this game.

[03:39:29] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[03:39:31] Are we good?

[03:39:33] Are we good? I don't know.

[03:39:35] It's like shelling in the bottom right.

[03:39:37] Alright, Jixi, I think you just put it.

[03:39:39] Jixi, you just gotta go in.

[03:39:41] See how it's like shelling.

[03:39:43] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[03:39:45] What are you? Nice.

[03:39:47] Wait, are you buying?

[03:39:49] Is it good to buy?

[03:39:51] I mean, it's a plus.

[03:39:53] Just get it, just get it.

[03:39:55] 15 bucks. I know you might as well leave us something.

[03:39:58] You know me to do. I spent $15.

[03:40:01] Hey, we up though, 80 cents.

[03:40:03] Yeah, you're right.

[03:40:04] Trade up fodder. Trade up fodder. Forget enough.

[03:40:07] Cool.

[03:40:08] All right.

[03:40:09] You can't complain.

[03:40:10] No.

[03:40:11] Fuck that trade up fodder shit.

[03:40:12] Give me a glove.

[03:40:13] Gloves, gloves, gloves. Come on.

[03:40:18] Bang.

[03:40:19] This isn't a stimulating us, Kasey.

[03:40:21] Chad, I want to keep it a base.

[03:40:24] Bang.

[03:40:25] No, no, no, no, no, chat, this isn't a stimulator.

[03:40:27] Might be good, might be good, might be good.

[03:40:29] Oh, poor thing.

[03:40:31] Chat, this isn't a stimulator.

[03:40:33] That track though, that track though.

[03:40:34] I got the stat track!

[03:40:37] Where even is it?

[03:40:38] Oh, it's on the back.

[03:40:39] Oh, he got the chat.

[03:40:42] Yeah, it's no longer there.

[03:40:44] Maybe this will be nicer.

[03:40:45] Gold, gold, gold.

[03:40:46] Come on, gold, gold, gold.

[03:40:47] You can see, but think about this, bro.

[03:40:49] It's not a stimulating, but if we hit gold,

[03:40:51] we hit the jackpot.

[03:40:53] You understand that?

[03:40:54] We set the price for that shit. You understand me?

[03:40:56] Let's go lock in.

[03:40:58] I might fucking take it, y'all. I might take it.

[03:41:00] No, no, no.

[03:41:02] That's the best offer we're going to get.

[03:41:04] Oh, whoa!

[03:41:06] We'll test it.

[03:41:08] We'll test it.

[03:41:12] Come on.

[03:41:14] Yeah, you should have taken the other off of me.

[03:41:16] Yeah, I know what they're going to do. They're going to give me all the reds and shit in the second.

[03:41:20] Ah, decline. All good.

[03:41:22] Yeah, I think it's fine. It's just warming up right now. They're gonna make sure the fifth one's always check

[03:41:29] Jack what are the odds of me getting gloves? I'm spending a thousand dollars. What do you guys do?

[03:41:39] Like hey, I can use some gloves. I got a tournament tomorrow. I gotta look good. I can use some gloves

[03:41:46] Hold on that's a cool skin. That's a cool skin. I look dollar

[03:41:50] This is the question. We have to have something here. I swear the dog jinx you like how this looks

[03:41:59] Well, you could do better bro, what if the next three offers like you have a banger you're about it. You got it yet

[03:42:05] Consider that is yeah

[03:42:07] Skip

[03:42:16] Come on give us a cold

[03:42:27] Like a gamble inside a gamble

[03:42:29] hahaha

[03:42:31] just wait for it to hit you

[03:42:33] all good all good

[03:42:35] the glock would be good

[03:42:37] the op would be good and any gold would be good

[03:42:39] ah

[03:42:41] what about that

[03:42:43] what you think that is good? no

[03:42:45] uh no

[03:42:47] so as low as you can get 4 seconds

[03:42:49] not that

[03:42:51] okay minimal wear

[03:42:53] guys i might just take it

[03:42:55] check that take this take it

[03:42:57] Minimal where?

[03:42:58] Take it to spin, take it to spin.

[03:43:00] Spin, spin, bro, spin.

[03:43:02] Alright, spin, now let's spin.

[03:43:04] What are we looking for, bro?

[03:43:06] We're not looking for purple.

[03:43:07] We're not here for the purple, we're here for the gold, man.

[03:43:09] Hey!

[03:43:10] Oh, that's right.

[03:43:12] Now where is Jinx?

[03:43:15] Oh, okay, that's good, that's good, that's actually good.

[03:43:17] That's the battle scar.

[03:43:18] Oh, you get the lowest.

[03:43:19] Oh, Jinx, you got the lowest.

[03:43:20] Might be the lowest where ever in the entire world.

[03:43:22] I think that badass is the worst flow in the game.

[03:43:25] That could be the worst flow.

[03:43:26] Yeah, they could actually I'm not even kidding actually look at now. Oh my god. Wait, can someone is that the worst possible flow?

[03:43:34] Can we check?

[03:43:36] What is this work back new?

[03:43:40] I don't think anyone knows

[03:43:44] Wait

[03:43:45] Anyone know where you so much to check is that the lowest or no for the high so to me

[03:43:50] It's good for being 0.99. That's the fourth highest float in the world

[03:43:55] You got the fourth worst that's actually there in the world

[03:44:01] This is the fourth highest float in the entire point nine nine

[03:44:04] That's like the fourth the worst like most damaged gun in the world. Wait, you take it

[03:44:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah, like people collect like high float and low float wait squishy

[03:44:16] How do you know it's the fourth most damaged gun in the game?

[03:44:19] Someone in the chast said but like I couldn't check I could check for you

[03:44:23] Of course you don't need to know me. Oh wait, that's kind of good. No, good. The AK is good. The AK is good

[03:44:29] No, okay, just having the fourth worst. Oh

[03:44:33] Yeah, it's the fourth most damaged gun in the game. That's good. No

[03:44:38] Yes

[03:44:41] I don't know if there's overpaid for like the fourth one, but the absolute number one one is definitely

[03:44:46] I

[03:44:49] Okay, wow that looks like shits

[03:44:54] Not bad, but that is actually the most damage got in the world Wow

[03:45:00] Look at the flow for Christ's sake, I'm not gonna lie could be worse

[03:45:04] 938 yeah, what's the number on that everybody everybody is saying four

[03:45:09] Yeah, number one is wait fancy. So look at the float number one is currently 0.997

[03:45:17] over flow drinks

[03:45:19] What not I said, you're not in three

[03:45:21] So that's yet you actually got number four. Wow, that's actually insane. So this is the fourth most damaged gun in the game

[03:45:28] Yes, and don't don't get discouraged by that like people buy that like that that

[03:45:34] Yeah

[03:45:36] I these terminals are kind of growing on me hold up

[03:45:44] Come on

[03:45:48] Okay, okay boys, we're starting to heat up. I don't know yeah, I'm starting to grow in me a little bit

[03:45:58] We don't need that though well born. Yeah skip

[03:46:01] Thanks. Oh, hold on back to back to back turtles

[03:46:06] battle scar

[03:46:12] But these terminals are kind of loaded

[03:46:14] You definitely get more purples out of these than you do out of fucking awesome for walking. Oh, it's sense

[03:46:22] You wonder what this is that track? No, it's that track

[03:46:26] No squishy. I'd rather probably get my ass kicked. That's right. And then where bro. Mm-hmm

[03:46:36] I

[03:46:40] Yeah, it's not the it's not the fourth the worst skin overall, it's just a specific skin

[03:46:47] Yeah, oh, it's just the fourth worst

[03:46:51] Okay, yeah

[03:46:54] I thought it was the fourth worst skin ever like fourth

[03:47:00] Hold on okay, it's kind of a cool skin looking in fact that I think

[03:47:06] Don't leak, don't leak.

[03:47:07] No, no leak, don't leak.

[03:47:08] This is pretty tedious, man.

[03:47:09] I think you take it, I think you take it.

[03:47:10] Yeah.

[03:47:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:47:12] Cause...

[03:47:13] That's your cool skin.

[03:47:14] It shines pretty nice.

[03:47:17] Not bad.

[03:47:18] We'll take that.

[03:47:19] Five bucks.

[03:47:20] I'll take that deal.

[03:47:21] I'll take that deal.

[03:47:22] I'll take that deal.

[03:47:23] Back new, back new as well.

[03:47:28] Not bad.

[03:47:29] That kind of looks good.

[03:47:30] I...

[03:47:31] Squishers are good to go.

[03:47:32] All right.

[03:47:33] Yeah, I'm not for any.

[03:47:43] Wow, this is not a bad stand, bro.

[03:47:48] That's nice, dude.

[03:47:50] Wow.

[03:47:51] Yeah, the new skins are nice, bro.

[03:47:53] A lot of the new ones in me.

[03:47:58] Come on.

[03:47:59] Please, please, please.

[03:48:02] ahhh

[03:48:04] maybe do cases high-wise

[03:48:09] like having you hide screen every time you want to buy something fuck

[03:48:13] fuck that noise

[03:48:18] dude like

[03:48:19] i need to like

[03:48:20] implement a better streaming thing for the scan

[03:48:22] cause there's so much fucking usable

[03:48:24] insane

[03:48:26] so much leakable

[03:48:26] that might be the most like

[03:48:27] true thing i've ever heard in my life

[03:48:29] brother i'm worried about leaking my cock

[03:48:31] after time i get a skin

[03:48:32] It's actually insane.

[03:48:40] Let's finish these up and then we can go into cases you want.

[03:48:42] This is tedious, man.

[03:48:45] Gotta go down.

[03:48:58] Not bad.

[03:48:59] It's pretty fucking bad.

[03:49:02] I

[03:49:08] Nearly nearly

[03:49:10] Four cents though for that skin. I feel like I might be

[03:49:14] Wait six offer six offers

[03:49:17] Yeah

[03:49:19] That was five. Is that not like a what is it? Oh, they could randomly do a six. Okay

[03:49:24] Why she got no one?

[03:49:27] Guys, is that perma 6 or maybe 10% chance for 6?

[03:49:33] Nice, thinks he hit big.

[03:49:36] We didn't make any fucking money!

[03:49:41] It was 6 shitty spins!

[03:49:46] Okay, it's loading bro, it's loading.

[03:49:51] Oh my god, actually good actually good. I want to buy this skin, but it's gonna stay actually good actually good

[03:50:10] Well, we don't know yet, okay, so yeah, so the minimum is set at a hundred and thirty seven

[03:50:18] That's good. No

[03:50:21] I think it's the best like I just the best gun skin in that in that case very good

[03:50:26] Min-Ware back new it's a min-min

[03:50:30] Oh

[03:50:34] Very good, okay, wait. He's kind of juice. I'm not gonna lie you were you're getting like

[03:50:39] Good shit.

[03:50:40] I'm not gonna lie, these turtles don't close out of it.

[03:50:43] The turtle's kinda good.

[03:50:44] I know that.

[03:50:45] He's kinda good.

[03:50:46] No?

[03:50:47] Bro, but like it's giving you like a fuck, I don't know, it's just kinda scummy though.

[03:50:52] Like you have to buy the skin after you pay for the thing, bro.

[03:50:55] Yeah, but that means it's just gonna be juice, now the same as the same.

[03:50:58] It's gonna be juice, yeah it is, it is.

[03:50:59] How much does it think of you worth like 200 bucks, 300 bucks?

[03:51:01] Bro, this is one of the best box games in the game, Loki.

[03:51:04] I don't care anyone says that.

[03:51:06] Also dude, mommy.

[03:51:07] That is fire.

[03:51:08] That is fire.

[03:51:09] cool ass game. Bro maybe we keep ripping terminals I don't know. Chat we better pull

[03:51:14] out of this. Thanks for hearing you tapping by the way bro. You can hear me tapping the

[03:51:21] chat. Yeah I don't care I don't care what the chat, it's too interesting. Bro I'll tell

[03:51:33] I'll tell you what, this shit gives you way more purple's than fucking cases.

[03:51:38] It is a lot more expensive though, my god.

[03:51:41] Bro, cause it's kinda crazy cause it's like, I'm spending $15, then I actually get a good pull,

[03:51:48] then I'm spending $137 to get it for fuck's sake.

[03:51:53] Yeah, but I mean, is it profit? Like, I don't know how it works.

[03:51:56] Is it profit if you buy it at these terminals early, like that? Cause I don't know, shit's so new.

[03:51:59] Um, only was saying yes, like if you get into them early

[03:52:06] His terminals are new thing or I just been around forever

[03:52:11] Bro, oh guys. Oh my god another one. God damn, bro. That's right. It's well, but I don't I don't know like you get it

[03:52:20] Yeah, they have one this

[03:52:24] Yeah, this is kind of tricking shit. I'm pretty freaking juice

[03:52:29] I'm kind of running their pockets here decline see this is the gamble in the

[03:52:40] gamble

[03:52:43] because you could not take this and you're gonna be a four cents but like

[03:52:48] you're gonna get enough reds out of these I don't think let's you do a bunch

[03:52:52] What do y'all think? What do y'all think? Decline? I already have this.

[03:52:56] 35 bucks. Well worn. You already have it.

[03:53:00] What do we think? I don't know.

[03:53:06] We could run a poll.

[03:53:08] I think we pull this. This is tricky.

[03:53:12] Decline for only two in. Yo, friendly. I'm just going to be four signed guns for the rest of the case.

[03:53:17] It's more so about do I want to spend $30 on this? Is this worth more than $30? Surely, right?

[03:53:27] What's it um are show the gun Chad does he does he take this gun?

[03:53:39] Oh

[03:53:47] I got one for fuck you actually called it's gonna be all for cent

[03:53:54] Okay, but I said I know I know

[03:53:56] Tell me I'm not mad at that those 40 bucks for that shit. I already have it. It's 40 bucks. Yeah, I get it

[03:54:03] I'm not really trade fodder like I can get cheaper purples. I want to actually get trade fodder

[03:54:08] Actually, kind of would have been a good trade bottom. So they've cheesed it up a little bit

[03:54:12] Yeah, there's actually some skill to this and not gonna lie.

[03:54:19] This is tricky, I don't know.

[03:54:25] Cases is a lot easier to turn my brain off though.

[03:54:31] Oh, it shows you what you pulled on the bottom right.

[03:54:36] Yeah, it's like a truck area.

[03:54:42] There hasn't pulled the up yeah, they're often in the cold

[03:54:50] Lock the fucking

[03:54:52] Like the fucking right now. I got a good feeling about this one

[03:55:00] Mom we need the off

[03:55:04] Up up up

[03:55:06] upper plugs not bad kind of a cool skin bro I kind of a cool skin five bucks so I

[03:55:14] mean what's the damage if we really skip on this

[03:55:20] bang

[03:55:24] Oh

[03:55:32] The same skin good we buy this yeah same skin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[03:55:36] Yeah, we call trade Potter. This will go trip on it. Okay, I got a nice buy

[03:55:41] God, we're really running through the steam wall in here. Damn

[03:55:47] So what this is what they do man, okay

[03:55:51] Okay, butters.

[03:55:57] Not the bad, not the bad.

[03:56:01] Got him.

[03:56:04] Here you go.

[03:56:07] Hit the ghost.

[03:56:12] Okay.

[03:56:14] Come on.

[03:56:17] Go bitch, go bitch, go bitch, go bitch.

[03:56:21] Hold her up, give us the op.

[03:56:24] Go, go, go.

[03:56:31] Fuck it. I didn't even replace cases with this, by the way. I like fully.

[03:56:34] Yeah.

[03:56:37] You better not fucking do that. I like cases.

[03:56:41] Well, the old ones will still exist, though. This costs more money, right?

[03:56:46] Lots.

[03:56:48] Four terminals left, dude. Lots of fucking...

[03:56:50] But you actually got some good skins out of it, right?

[03:56:52] There's a chance of it, but you got some good skins.

[03:56:59] Okay.

[03:57:00] Chad, do we tango with a trade up tonight? What do we think?

[03:57:05] Heh, yeah.

[03:57:07] A trade up would be silly.

[03:57:11] Do we do a trade up?

[03:57:13] Trade at about 9 o'clock tonight.

[03:57:14] Please, please, please.

[03:57:15] Road!

[03:57:17] Oh.

[03:57:20] I don't know this is you know what we've gotten lucky we got the block I'm not

[03:57:34] I'm buying it.

[03:57:35] The log is crazy.

[03:57:37] Logs.

[03:57:38] This is going to be a positive.

[03:57:40] This is a good thing.

[03:57:42] Oh.

[03:57:43] Ha ha.

[03:57:44] I thought he was saying that to me for a second.

[03:57:55] I did all I get a gold out of this.

[03:57:58] I believe so.

[03:58:00] Yeah, I only got gloves, right?

[03:58:01] only got gloves I made it a safe I'll be a few chat how much money did it only

[03:58:10] spend till they got gloves realistically real I got to you got two gloves from

[03:58:16] this mm-hmm

[03:58:19] Okay, plus

[03:58:24] Yeah, one of the worst gloves

[03:58:30] We're gonna get one of the best you see you realize if we get one of these gloves we're up on them

[03:58:42] Wouldn't be up on shit

[03:58:44] Wouldn't be up on the night

[03:58:46] Well, that's like one of the best loves. Also, Jinzy, remember we're looking at float too. If it's a really high float people buy that

[03:58:53] I think you just skip the 0.98

[03:58:57] Vaz?

[03:58:58] Yep, that's saying you just skip the 0.98

[03:59:02] Chakeras?

[03:59:07] All right, this guy's gonna piss me off. Can you stop typing fucking paragraphs and just show me the gun? God damn it

[03:59:14] Show me the gun!

[03:59:16] We have to make a decision though, do we go with the crate route?

[03:59:23] I think we go the crate route dude, out of the room.

[03:59:31] And the crates are definitely more dopamine for sure, but it's like, you have been getting

[03:59:36] some good skins out of this, but you have to pay so much for these.

[03:59:39] I think we go the crate route, have mind.

[03:59:43] Look at the skins you got though.

[03:59:45] How much money do we have left?

[03:59:46] Yeah, but we got lucky.

[03:59:47] Like, remember the next one is not going to be like that.

[03:59:49] You're right, you're right, you're right.

[03:59:50] You're right.

[03:59:51] You're so smart.

[03:59:52] Okay, I mean, we can.

[03:59:54] We already spent, that was $500.

[03:59:57] That was $500?

[03:59:59] So, yeah, the block.

[04:00:01] Ah, okay, we're going to need to get, what?

[04:00:04] That was $500!

[04:00:05] Probably.

[04:00:06] What?

[04:00:07] No, that's just a scam.

[04:00:08] That's going to be like $500!

[04:00:09] No, that's just a scam, I'm just kidding.

[04:00:11] It's $500!

[04:00:16] Alright, do cases, bro. Fuck that.

[04:00:19] Cases, bro.

[04:00:20] Dude, do the gammas! The gammatues are the name of the chroma!

[04:00:24] What's wrong with the crazy ass knives? The chroma too?

[04:00:27] Chromas, chromas, yeah.

[04:00:28] Chroma too?

[04:00:29] We're doing cases, Chad. Fuck that.

[04:00:31] $500, my ass! That was shit!

[04:00:39] Chroma 2.

[04:00:46] Chroma 2, right?

[04:00:49] Yeah, I think so.

[04:00:51] The one with all the emeralds and stuff.

[04:00:54] With the gems.

[04:01:09] Okay

[04:01:16] These are five dollars a case

[04:01:39] You

[04:02:09] I

[04:02:18] Have it's your 20 cases. Hey, fuck it. You already got them

[04:02:24] Chat ladies and gentlemen humans I

[04:02:27] Know the method that's what's gonna get us a gold tonight. It's not gonna be pretty for the YouTube viewers

[04:02:33] YouTube we're gonna have to and because there's a couple of songs that need to be played

[04:02:39] We have five hundred dollars to be great right now. I find five hundred dollars to be great. How many cases is that?

[04:02:47] So it's five dollars a case lost key

[04:02:53] Um, I don't know a trick

[04:02:56] W ritual, it's not really a ritual. No, no, no. Yeah, hear me out. You want to see a fucking gold tonight or what?

[04:03:04] Because that's what it comes down to I know the song I know the song we have to play

[04:03:39] So chromaties are six bucks

[04:03:46] Plus yep to 49

[04:03:51] So like 50 cases

[04:03:55] What is the ROI on terminals anyone know like yes that that's probably around

[04:04:02] It's not even worse than cases now 50 maybe 50 pod cases

[04:04:05] Squishy do me a favor don't use the word ROI in this call. All right. We look squishy

[04:04:13] I'm gonna keep it a buck bro. The ROI is 4%

[04:04:18] Here we don't use the word ROI

[04:04:24] $100 in the CS row expect about five fucking bucks back

[04:04:30] Look, we don't use words like ROI in here. We're here to make memories dog

[04:04:35] You're right. You're right. I literally feel like terminals are worse than cases though with that shit. I can't lie

[04:04:41] I feel like I might be in 50 cases folks on folk

[04:04:45] You know, you might have to go to the steam water

[04:04:48] No, because I gotta go in an hour chat like we have a hour to be great here

[04:04:52] We have one hour to be great. Did you just click open?

[04:04:55] I must fainted. I thought you clicked open to grant on that. Oh my god. I'm almost fainted

[04:05:00] Yeah, words like ROI. We don't use that. Words like, um, honestly, fucking good luck. We

[04:05:13] don't use that. Yo, bro, tonight is about one thing. But leave. See, as God told me many

[04:05:23] times to my face oh I'm not gonna make shit on this game but we don't stop

[04:05:30] believing squishy hold on to that beat brother if you believe the gold you see

[04:05:40] the gold you see it you believe it give me one second yeah let me let me remind

[04:05:44] chat what we're going for we have one out chat if I run out of money we will

[04:05:48] add money for the steam wallet remember chat I have a hot date in an hour I got

[04:05:53] to go now brother there's a $17,000 Doppler block per squishy if I pull an M9

[04:06:00] bayonet squishy let's have sweet tender sex legit done listen you're due bro you're

[04:06:06] due I'm pretty sure I'm more due than anyone's ever been to ever remember last

[04:06:17] You did a major one last time you only hit reds right in the gold. I'm pretty sure so

[04:06:21] You're pretty much do I think

[04:06:26] Ready bro jet tip are if you're ready to if you're not ready three in the chat of Rick if you've got a question

[04:06:31] For the chat if you're sexually attracted to turtles. I'm seeing ours. I've been ready Kristen love that mindset

[04:06:39] Christian this case is for you

[04:06:41] He won case one

[04:06:44] Ladies and gentlemen

[04:06:47] don't go cold please no it's gonna be blue hi guys listen to me listen to me

[04:06:52] this one's blue listen hi guys just fucking listen this one's blue this one's

[04:06:58] blue as well the split everybody listen I'm listening I'm listening to him

[04:07:04] oh my god it's all going apart to the prophecy this is all prophesized this one's

[04:07:08] purple this was purple hold hold wait I'm cooking this one's purple oh my god oh my god okay

[04:07:20] that's right that's right keep listening this one's blue what this one's in the watch i'm gonna do

[04:07:25] this one's blue

[04:07:30] hold hold now listen this one's red okay this one's fuck what

[04:07:34] What?

[04:07:35] What is that?

[04:07:35] Just trust me, I have the system.

[04:07:37] I have the system.

[04:07:38] The numbers, Mason!

[04:07:39] What's the name of me?

[04:07:42] I'm a failure and a shadow loser and no woman will ever want me.

[04:07:45] Fuck!

[04:07:47] Guys, I don't know what to do!

[04:07:50] Hi, guys.

[04:07:52] How much money have you invested in the CSGO right now?

[04:07:56] As it stands...

[04:07:59] Before you keep asking this question, but like...

[04:08:01] Jinxie you just can't we're not talking about profit or our lives though

[04:08:05] I just saw an M9 bayonet running for 17 fucking grand so we'll be out of the hole out of the hole

[04:08:11] if we hit that

[04:08:13] How does it stand?

[04:08:15] We're at 8000

[04:08:19] We're down 8k?

[04:08:21] What is our profits? What is it? What does we make? What could we sell?

[04:08:25] Profits? No!

[04:08:27] They can't talk about that, do they?

[04:08:29] No, not profits! I'm saying, like, what is our skin cat at all here?

[04:08:33] What are we looking like?

[04:08:35] Um, I think we did the collection, yeah.

[04:08:37] You have, like, six...

[04:08:39] $600?

[04:08:41] But, you just got a $150 skin.

[04:08:43] I just got a cloth, so let's add some to that.

[04:08:45] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:08:46] So what, you're at $750?

[04:08:49] Not bad.

[04:08:50] At $8000.

[04:08:52] You made less than $800.

[04:08:53] Oh, oh, oh, oh!

[04:08:54] Oh, oh, oh, oh!

[04:08:55] Let's check out the...

[04:08:57] Wow!

[04:08:57] I'm not kidding when I say this I'm gonna be the most damaged gun of all time

[04:09:02] That is yeah, that's what we're on this fucking thing

[04:09:09] Hey, but it's but it's a pink though Jinx you hit big bro. Not bad

[04:09:21] Look guys, I don't know if I got say this but there's an M9 fan here

[04:09:25] It's probably one of a million, but hey, there's an M9 bayonet in here

[04:09:29] This case has the potential

[04:09:32] Of M9 bayonet bayonet bayonet

[04:09:34] Purple you like the skin you like

[04:09:38] You have a lot of it. I don't know if I like it enough to have it eight times though

[04:09:44] They're quite a few

[04:09:50] Go talk to me nicely

[04:09:52] Shit

[04:09:55] I

[04:09:58] Think why don't we gamble on the game? Why don't we bet stuff?

[04:10:02] That sounds like the most one-sided fucking bet ever

[04:10:07] Give me odds give me odds give me up. What is my I must say

[04:10:13] Let's do a hundred five hundred gifted

[04:10:18] Let me put the music

[04:10:20] I'll give you 150. I can't get a knife.

[04:10:25] What's up?

[04:10:26] Give me 50.

[04:10:27] What's up?

[04:10:28] Chat stop saying 50-50. It's not fucking 50. Fucking 50 guys. It's not. It's like 99-1.

[04:10:36] Alright, squishy. Let me talk to you, bro. Ready?

[04:10:40] I'll make you a deal that you can't refuse.

[04:10:42] Alright. Let me get in here.

[04:10:44] If I get a gold, not a knife, because I could get gloves.

[04:10:48] Any gold, yeah, any gold, any gold, any gold, you owe me a heart of tops, no gold, 20 subs, I give you 20.

[04:10:56] Done, deal, walk it up.

[04:10:59] GZ, you just lost a heart of tops, what the fuck are you doing kid?

[04:11:02] Now we're profitable! Go! Go!

[04:11:07] Goddamn it, just get it out!

[04:11:10] Oh, that's right, I don't care about some shady, slut-tack, of a city, to be grateful.

[04:11:17] No one's tracking their stats on a P250

[04:11:31] Probably the worst addiction I could have picked up in 2026. I'd rather be addicted to like heroin

[04:11:37] you get a gold it's guarantee worth like 600

[04:11:50] come on gold go

[04:11:56] no ground rule ground rule ground rule high-five you are not allowed to say gold

[04:12:02] when the case is dying down and you see four blues ahead don't pull that shit

[04:12:08] again don't pull that shit again I'm just hopeful brothers hope yeah say it at the

[04:12:13] start I buy it's not the end it's about respect go go go right now it's acceptable

[04:12:19] Go on, go on, go on, go on!

[04:12:21] Purple.

[04:12:22] Oh god.

[04:12:23] Purple.

[04:12:24] Alright.

[04:12:25] Not bad.

[04:12:26] Nice.

[04:12:27] Pretty bad.

[04:12:28] Hey, hey, it's pretty bad.

[04:12:29] Oh, it could be worse.

[04:12:30] It could be a blue.

[04:12:33] Oh, oh, oh, oh!

[04:12:37] Even like that, why are you moaning in my ear, brother?

[04:12:40] He thought there was going to be a gold shield.

[04:12:42] Yeah, is he a toddler?

[04:12:43] You can see the blues.

[04:12:45] It's slowing down.

[04:12:48] go go go go

[04:12:52] wait that's gold that's gold and hold on oh it's are you guys serious it's fucking

[04:13:00] everyone search it for silver and gold I have an addiction or not

[04:13:05] I could just fuck her pick up Bernard

[04:13:12] chat to get the auto what

[04:13:18] where's my dog we're not died oh seven thanks I think you got to go back to

[04:13:35] train bro so you get all your best yeah that's literally ball knowledge wow

[04:13:39] I actually forgot about that thank you switch it was like this case is yours

[04:13:44] Hey, scratchy, this case is yours, whatever I get.

[04:13:47] Alright, alright, alright, deal, deal.

[04:13:49] Gold! Gold!

[04:13:51] This is for M9 Payment.

[04:13:53] Gold!

[04:13:54] Alright.

[04:13:55] Alright, scratchy, just let me know, how do you want me to sign this to you?

[04:13:58] Do you want to do?

[04:13:59] Uh, no, you know what?

[04:14:01] You can keep it, bro.

[04:14:02] I'ma be the bigger man, you can keep it.

[04:14:03] Oh, appreciate that, dawg.

[04:14:05] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:14:06] Yeah, that, uh, squishers.

[04:14:07] You can keep it, dawg.

[04:14:08] That's so humble, dude.

[04:14:09] Yeah, hey, don't worry.

[04:14:10] Thanks, bro.

[04:14:11] I'm feeling you didn't even fucking water

[04:14:16] Purple

[04:14:20] No, that'll scar cinnamon rolls

[04:14:31] We got to get more case

[04:14:41] It's the one you're gonna date with no different girl you're gonna date with okay

[04:14:47] Hey, baby. I'm gonna be honest. I'm addicted to CSO cases. What do I do?

[04:14:53] Dude first off respect for owning it CSO cases hit no CS go CS go

[04:15:02] Oh CS go got it thought you were deep in some weird corporate espionage drama

[04:15:07] Yeah, same deal though. Those cases are straight-up gambling with skins. If you're hooked, try this. Unbox one a day max. Treat it like coffee. Too much and you crash.

[04:15:19] Look, it's safe.

[04:15:20] Hey, hey.

[04:15:21] Immediately.

[04:15:22] Look, I'm-

[04:15:23] The cash.

[04:15:24] Look, I'm sorry to cut you off. One a day. Look, we're half past that. I-I-I'm-I-I'm trying to not open a hundred a day right now.

[04:15:31] I see our budget right now.

[04:15:33] Alright, alright.

[04:15:34] Oh my!

[04:15:35] a day that's honestly kind of impressive most people would have cracked by now so

[04:15:41] real talk you're already oh so you're saying just keep going okay I got you

[04:15:48] no I heard keep going I'm hanging up all right we have 20

[04:15:57] Yeah, yeah, I'm ready you can see by the way we have two hundred dollars left

[04:16:06] Where did the money go wait, that's it for the whole day

[04:16:11] No, not for the whole day, but we'll see we'll see if it allows him to

[04:16:16] I

[04:16:24] Holy bloke are you superstitious drinks like is there something that brings you lucky feel it? Oh

[04:16:29] I'm not superstitious. I would say I'm a little stish is

[04:16:35] Michael Scott

[04:16:37] Brother

[04:16:39] We did listen. I just feel like you don't believe we're gonna get a gold and I'm trying to find

[04:16:43] Yeah, it's the energy again, it's the energy.

[04:16:46] I believe!

[04:16:47] I can hear your voice, you can hear it.

[04:16:49] How many goals have I gotten from cases? Just one.

[04:16:51] One. One. It was $113.

[04:16:54] I remember that. Plus one, one, three.

[04:16:57] Plus one, one, three.

[04:17:00] I remember it like it was yesterday.

[04:17:02] Still guys, can I be honest with you?

[04:17:05] When I am lost, I'm always bored.

[04:17:07] What's the chance, man?

[04:17:10] This is all time.

[04:17:13] Okay

[04:17:23] Guys, I'm gonna keep it a buck with y'all cuz I love y'all when I unbox my first ever bold

[04:17:28] That was literally better than my first ever orgasm. I'm not kidding

[04:17:33] And it was a hundred dollars. So just imagine

[04:17:37] Bro, if I get an M9 karambit squishy, I'm flying to Canada and we're having sex

[04:17:43] Dude, listen, I'm doing as much as you are, bro. I'm doing as much as you are. Just not today, dude.

[04:17:48] You're down to have sex, right?

[04:17:50] Whatever, bro. Whatever it takes to get the fucking life.

[04:17:53] That's what I'm gonna say to Jenny in this call. High-five. Those half-seeks better be ready, too.

[04:17:56] You're gonna get a M9 bayonet life.

[04:17:59] I'm gonna pull my cock out.

[04:18:01] That's right.

[04:18:02] Enough with the dead jacks!

[04:18:06] You see, you don't appreciate the lanes, bro.

[04:18:08] You know, I was saying this right before you got your knife last time. You got to appreciate the little bright sides.

[04:18:12] That's right.

[04:18:12] back to back hold on that's what I'm saying right now appreciate the fucking

[04:18:17] little one a severe loss with those fucking blues that's not to care about

[04:18:23] where they're losing about what you're losing it's about hitting gold about

[04:18:26] having fun and having that ship has fucking sailed about eight thousand

[04:18:31] dollars ago look right now it's about going big or going home

[04:18:39] gold gold

[04:18:42] Yeah, shit. It's shit. I don't want to burn down the mood. Whoa. I've never

[04:18:48] Yeah, no, this is the one that I told you yeah, I've never seen in ten years

[04:19:00] No, let me give you a price bro. All right

[04:19:06] Yeah, go ahead seven dollars

[04:19:09] I'm gonna guess 15, 15.

[04:19:15] Field tested.

[04:19:17] Let's see how it's looking right now.

[04:19:22] So, it is $12.39.

[04:19:26] I paid for the next three cases.

[04:19:28] That's not bad.

[04:19:30] Actually that literally just paid for two cases.

[04:19:36] So I paid for this case right here.

[04:19:38] Good good and now you're gonna take a mean for this case and now we're in a negative

[04:19:46] Mind you got a piece by the way, which is like

[04:19:50] Oh

[04:19:52] Cuz brother

[04:19:55] No, actually my god, it's 850 a case right now. This is disgusting. Yeah, these cases are going up in value drinks

[04:20:02] Yeah, I don't know guess you're opening them and they just tighten them up

[04:20:06] But it's because this is an M9 bay man. Could you imagine that would be fun brother brother that would be a edit

[04:20:12] Like if it was actually M9 bay and then imagine if like

[04:20:21] Gold gold go see no, that's the shit I can hide eyes that right there is the exact

[04:20:28] Highlights it's going do do it's going one mile an hour. You're shouting gold

[04:20:33] There's four blue pistols staring at you like where's the gold at bro? He's manifesting it probably

[04:20:52] This has to be it right here

[04:20:58] That's right hold on

[04:21:03] AHHHHHHHHHH

[04:21:05] Gold! Gold! Gold!

[04:21:08] Oh, near me.

[04:21:09] I mean, listen, buddy. It's gold.

[04:21:15] Do we have defauta for a trade-up?

[04:21:17] Chandy, we have defauta.

[04:21:19] Chandy, we have defauta!

[04:21:20] We have to do a pack line, read my chat, and then I open it.

[04:21:23] No, no, I'm cooking. I'm cooking.

[04:21:25] No one knows. Look, look, I'm reading my chat.

[04:21:27] I'm reading- Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:21:29] Look, I- I read my chat,

[04:21:31] In now chat, we're just gonna poke.

[04:21:36] Ban everybody.

[04:21:38] Poke.

[04:21:42] Might see a golden here, bro. I don't know.

[04:21:43] Come on.

[04:21:44] I don't know.

[04:21:45] One of these cases, they're feeling a bit jumpy pretty.

[04:21:48] It's going for the bull!

[04:21:49] No, it's one of these cases though.

[04:21:51] Wait, you mean one of these right here, how about us?

[04:21:53] Yeah, I say you go two one.

[04:21:56] What do you mean?

[04:21:57] Case two, case two.

[04:21:58] And then key one?

[04:21:59] One.

[04:22:00] And if it's not, this $8 comes out of your paycheck.

[04:22:03] Well, no, because you're caught in chops.

[04:22:05] It's gold, right?

[04:22:07] It's gold.

[04:22:08] It's gold.

[04:22:08] Gold.

[04:22:09] Gold.

[04:22:09] Not to be nicely.

[04:22:10] Gold.

[04:22:11] Gold.

[04:22:12] Bar.

[04:22:13] Oh!

[04:22:14] I mean, gold!

[04:22:15] Gold!

[04:22:15] Look at it!

[04:22:16] Gold!

[04:22:16] You guys, it's bronze!

[04:22:19] It's like fucking five materials away from gold.

[04:22:22] It's gold enough.

[04:22:27] Gold for the boys back home.

[04:22:29] fuck this is so hard

[04:22:31] but these are like $8.50 a pound

[04:22:34] fuck me in the ass

[04:22:35] yeah it's bad it's bad

[04:22:36] these are like actually expensive pieces

[04:22:39] what's on the bright side

[04:22:40] like at least you'll get to get to your friend

[04:22:42] some subs

[04:22:43] look at him

[04:22:44] oh

[04:22:45] two things

[04:22:46] well we're out of money again

[04:22:47] have us

[04:22:48] stop that

[04:22:49] sweet mother of f***

[04:22:51] wait

[04:22:52] okay

[04:22:56] I'm not giving it up bro

[04:22:57] Give me a fucking coward. Oh my god. I have a day in 30 minutes shot. Wow

[04:23:02] 30 minutes

[04:23:04] Traded up at nine

[04:23:07] You gonna be late for your date. So your date was at nine

[04:23:11] not 15

[04:23:16] Bro, I think we do a trade it up at nine chat. I'm not even gonna hold you

[04:23:19] Let me see. Let me see what's going on here. We have some money

[04:23:27] How many cases

[04:23:34] I'm okay straight up at nine can I get a yes or no how many reds do we have that we can actually trade

[04:23:40] Yeah, you use irons

[04:23:45] Remember that right up you have like balloons into reds into

[04:23:49] Yeah, blues and purples you can do I'm not even kidding drink see we started this the price we were at 5

[04:23:55] 90 now they're at 593 you see every time we all tap from the site it goes up by a

[04:24:04] cent or two that's interesting now have eyes that is a hill so you're saying the

[04:24:13] price of the case goes up while I'm live what is this I think you're the method

[04:24:18] me whoa oh oh shit oh oh squishy leak leak I think I did that I already did it

[04:24:28] something no no no I saw that on the extreme as well okay I think it's the

[04:24:35] way to put a fake address or you shouldn't like look into doing it I don't

[04:24:37] know how to do it but oh my god if we could do that I'd be so we can just

[04:24:40] actually like now that I think I think ONA has it set up just like let the pop

[04:24:44] Me we could literally put Sesame Street on there. All right, you guys better

[04:24:49] Ready to go. I was maybe ask on it because he has like some yes. Yes

[04:24:55] Date in 30 minutes, which means okay after this you gotta after this drinks we gotta

[04:25:01] Depot okay, so tab back in lock in

[04:25:05] Go

[04:25:07] this is a purple

[04:25:14] this one

[04:25:17] let me cook again

[04:25:20] now this is a purple

[04:25:23] ok, call it

[04:25:30] I kinda like that gun

[04:25:34] Now this is the thing.

[04:25:38] Come on, come on, come on!

[04:25:44] Now I'm gonna end myself in GTA.

[04:25:47] Tastes like they're feeling a bit dry today.

[04:25:50] I'm not gonna lie to you, dude.

[04:25:51] Today, this is EVERYDAY!

[04:25:55] We were getting red data terminals, we were getting pink, we were running.

[04:26:00] They were running!

[04:26:03] The best case ever was that red bro, it was the...

[04:26:06] SMG!

[04:26:07] That's good!

[04:26:08] How much was the SMG?

[04:26:09] It was more than your knife, it was like 1.60 I think.

[04:26:12] A box?

[04:26:13] Yeah, yeah.

[04:26:14] Red, I saw a red.

[04:26:15] Yeah, I think it was that size right?

[04:26:17] The SMG one?

[04:26:19] I forgot what it was called.

[04:26:22] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[04:26:24] It was like 1.80.

[04:26:25] Out of a regular case, I'm not talking about the weapons case.

[04:26:28] The Case Harden AK was the most, but that was a weapons case.

[04:26:32] That's like a what, $200 case?

[04:26:34] It really wasn't the most, because the case was like $150.

[04:26:36] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:26:38] So fuck that, Annalise.

[04:26:42] The first day was actually bad.

[04:26:43] You were buying like three cases with the whole budget.

[04:26:46] Like, that was bad.

[04:26:48] Yeah.

[04:26:48] I didn't know what I was doing.

[04:26:49] I just really went for the most expensive case.

[04:26:51] I feel like you're like 700 deep here you should be close

[04:27:05] I don't think that's how it works. I think I'm just as close as I was

[04:27:09] All I'm saying is you got your knife locked on you bro. What do you owe me to suck you off?

[04:27:18] Just give me something crazy

[04:27:21] Thank you. Sorry nice last time when you saw believe him, but maybe just gotta give up bro. He's thanks

[04:27:27] Do people okay?

[04:27:29] Really think about this question. Do people actually get like ten thousand dollars skins out of cases that actually I don't think that

[04:27:38] Yeah, oh yeah every case every good skin that exists was cased by somebody right now

[04:27:43] Well, I mean trade-ups now, but on trade-ups now. Yeah, but before

[04:27:56] Just permanently

[04:27:59] Change backgrounds. Okay. What do you want me to do?

[04:28:06] Yeah, that's didn't work. Oh, you've never done this ever pass

[04:28:13] Good. I like the lighting for that.

[04:28:14] Switch up the float for goodness sake.

[04:28:16] Come on.

[04:28:18] How are you doing maps tomorrow?

[04:28:20] I'm literally, I don't even care.

[04:28:22] I'll suck a dick for a gold!

[04:28:24] Um, maps go, everyone will play the same map, so basically round one will be inferno, round two will beat us, and then round three with the finals will be mirage.

[04:28:43] I

[04:28:45] said track

[04:28:47] Why don't we take that snap track and shove it up your ass

[04:28:52] cares

[04:28:53] Hi, my school in their right mind would track their kills on a p250 blue balance

[04:28:59] No one would do that, bro

[04:29:02] And I have it

[04:29:03] No

[04:29:05] Wait

[04:29:07] I didn't want to spend the hassle of giving it to you

[04:29:10] They look each it's not a permission to vertigo for on a pretty good only loves where they go

[04:29:15] Just the kids to get that first round

[04:29:23] Maybe put them on a custom map

[04:29:27] You know I think what I'm gonna do for this tournament tomorrow is I've made the sort of executive decision

[04:29:32] to remove myself as a captain because I'm gonna keep it above chat if I'm a

[04:29:37] captain of a team we're losing in the first round my I have way I have no I

[04:29:42] have no schedule to be first round stock so I'm gonna make myself a player right

[04:29:48] chat and then you need someone that is you which I can't find anyone on a list

[04:29:53] actually so have eyes that input was completely unnecessary no what we're

[04:30:00] gonna do is we're gonna get a good captain and then hopefully i can get picked by a good team

[04:30:06] chef good idea bad idea what do you think yeah i think it's good bro

[04:30:13] i heard ron's good yeah i heard ron's good ron ron is the captain

[04:30:17] Who would be first for it?

[04:30:28] Yo?

[04:30:29] Probably Muda, maybe me, one of us.

[04:30:32] No, no, no.

[04:30:34] Oh, you knew who would pin for us?

[04:30:38] Oh, yes.

[04:30:40] Why is everyone laughing?

[04:30:43] First pick was probably Joe.

[04:30:45] I must get out of my water now.

[04:30:47] Yo, Buck.

[04:30:49] Okay.

[04:30:51] All right, how many man awards do we got?

[04:30:53] Fuck!

[04:30:55] Well, we got a depot.

[04:30:57] We got a depot again.

[04:30:59] We have to see if it left us depot.

[04:31:01] It said a few hours, so I know it hasn't been a few hours.

[04:31:07] Wow. You're dry today, bro.

[04:31:09] So...

[04:31:11] Let me... James, let's just see what you've got so far.

[04:31:13] It's like an ocean of blue not bad jinx. It's pretty fucking bad. No, look, you have some stat tracks in there.

[04:31:28] Hmm. Oh, let's see if we can be pot

[04:31:34] Probably maybe can't but you know what bro if we can't be pot, maybe that's a fucking good thing

[04:31:41] Maybe I go go I go on my date, and I enjoy my night. Oh

[04:31:47] God fucking damn it

[04:31:50] Nice, come on

[04:31:52] Go guys more money to spend

[04:31:54] All right, Chad, we got 34 minutes.

[04:31:57] Chopin' 100 gifted, bro.

[04:31:59] You could.

[04:32:01] Yeah, and if I win that 100 gifted, Ampac Gold,

[04:32:05] I mean, maybe I'll get $7,000.

[04:32:07] Yeah, only $7,000.

[04:32:09] Then you could put that in the cases, maybe hit big.

[04:32:13] So we have, I'm going to keep ripping until $9, Chad.

[04:32:16] I got to go at $9, y'all.

[04:32:18] We got $20 better.

[04:32:20] Call it $30.

[04:32:21] I'll go until like $905, $910, maybe $915.

[04:32:24] I mean right now it's right now dude you know what I didn't even want it to let me

[04:32:32] deep out but it actually let me of course the one fucking time now I'm gonna do a

[04:32:38] good thing to not spend this last thousand dollars on a trade it up right now

[04:32:43] wait but that would be cinema though what if you trade up to hit some day what if you

[04:32:47] What if you do a trade on that?

[04:32:49] You just had...

[04:32:51] You just had the ability to power not to do a trade-up.

[04:32:54] What if you do a trade-up on a 19-ohm chat?

[04:32:57] Is that a good idea?

[04:32:59] Oh, no, but we don't have ONA here, so what are we going to trade up?

[04:33:02] We don't even know. We don't know the ball knowledge.

[04:33:05] I just do night wishes, like all night wishes.

[04:33:09] Wait, chat. Should we do a trade-up?

[04:33:11] Isn't that like 150 a gun?

[04:33:13] What's the cheapest one from Dreams of Nightmares?

[04:33:15] So that might be the play at the cheapest streams and nightmares won't

[04:33:19] Bro, I traded about nine would be cinema. I'm not even gonna hold you

[04:33:25] Ted yes or no, what do we think?

[04:33:29] We have the fodder for it, but we have the money

[04:33:33] There

[04:33:38] Got a client

[04:33:40] All right, we're at a thousand dollars in the steam wallet. Okay

[04:33:43] Okay, should we do a trade up at 9 p.m. For a gold yes or no

[04:33:50] Let's look

[04:34:01] Let's say

[04:34:10] Okay, so we got to be conservative with our money then

[04:34:13] How about as a gold trade up in the title?

[04:34:16] Can you speed the stream up?

[04:34:22] I have places to be.

[04:34:24] Do you want to get punched in the face?

[04:34:26] Like, bro, that's a one way ticket to Blocksville.

[04:34:29] So chat, I'm seeing trade up at 9 p.m.

[04:34:32] Trade up your blues.

[04:34:35] Yo, bro, I would rather literally watch paint dry

[04:34:38] and then get kicked in the balls.

[04:34:42] Go trade it by 9 p.m.

[04:34:45] All right, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. All right

[04:34:52] So just buy 20 more chroma's we'll do 20 more chroma's and then we'll spend like 500 bucks on a trade out

[04:34:59] Let's do it

[04:35:01] All right by 20 more chrome. Sure. Are you sure everybody's hiding?

[04:35:05] Hey, I didn't ask you. I don't know. Yeah, I'm good

[04:35:07] So we're going to do 20 more chromas and then we're going to do a triangle.

[04:35:12] Ooh, this has potential, this has potential, this has potential.

[04:35:18] Wait, there's no way that's true.

[04:35:20] Someone said five night wishes that guaranteed butterflies.

[04:35:22] No way that's true.

[04:35:23] What?

[04:35:24] No way that's true, right?

[04:35:26] Wait, what did he say?

[04:35:28] No, not true, not true, not true.

[04:35:30] Not true, not true.

[04:35:31] He just got one good something.

[04:35:33] 20 more cases for gold.

[04:35:36] I think I think my wishes is the play because dreams of nightmares has some good shit in it. Yes. Yes. Yes, of course you won by the floor

[04:35:44] Um

[04:35:50] Last 20 cases after this we're going right into a trade-off lock in

[04:35:56] Hey

[04:35:59] What here we go Jinx

[04:36:01] last 20 cases we're ready to go last one of the cases if we don't get the gold here we're doing adult trade-off

[04:36:12] go out gold gold

[04:36:16] oh it's been a minute since you got a gold like you're looking at a scam

[04:36:21] been out of a case it's been what five days

[04:36:24] i think it's been like 400 cases at least 300 cases

[04:36:28] I think you hit it after 400 there's like 430 or 440 something like that.

[04:36:37] Yeah I was doing what I had to do.

[04:36:40] I think you didn't hit red for a while and you hit like 3 reds in 30 minutes.

[04:36:44] 4 reds in like an hour yeah.

[04:36:46] Was it 4? Yeah it was the same.

[04:36:48] Back to back stat he's...

[04:36:50] Might be trading at time boys.

[04:36:52] I don't know. Might be trading at time.

[04:36:58] Is there any trade up that's like for the nerds in chat like don't throw any trade up

[04:37:06] that's like a guaranteed butterfly knife.

[04:37:08] I don't know what.

[04:37:10] Is there any trade up for a guaranteed butterfly knife?

[04:37:14] Someone's got it now.

[04:37:16] No way.

[04:37:17] I'm doing something.

[04:37:18] Yeah.

[04:37:19] I'm doing something.

[04:37:20] Yes.

[04:37:21] I don't know.

[04:37:22] P90 Asimov.

[04:37:23] P90 Asimov.

[04:37:24] Fuckin' three grand.

[04:37:25] Five.

[04:37:26] Five P90 Asimov.

[04:37:27] off I can ask him I'm gonna check off check let's get a check on that do you

[04:37:35] want to be like a shit butterfly well it could be anything I think oh no

[04:37:42] I'm like guaranteed shit, like, probably will be.

[04:37:47] No, none of that! Negativity, man! Come on!

[04:37:50] Oh, no, my bad. Hey, my bad. That's really good.

[04:37:52] This trade-off is gonna be worth fucking 10 grand, trust me.

[04:37:58] Right? Right?

[04:38:00] Yes, $10,000 kit up, yes.

[04:38:03] You're right, you're right.

[04:38:06] Maybe more, why stop there, bro? You might hit even bigger.

[04:38:08] bigger. I'm not close to it, but alright. Whatever you feel, Gavin. I wouldn't mind to pick there,

[04:38:17] I'm just saying. I don't know. Even a purple would do. Alright. It blue, purple, blue, blue,

[04:38:28] purple, blue, blue, blue, blue. How much money do you have, Thomas? To work with.

[04:38:32] Um, we have like 900 so we could do honestly a few trade-offs

[04:38:43] I'm just seeing what we should try that I'm asking around I'm asking around seeing what we could do

[04:38:53] Oh, I mean, or we could just get the gold right here. Am I right guys?

[04:38:59] Good yeah, you good

[04:39:02] It's not ready to go back

[04:39:04] I've been opening these for no one believes fuck

[04:39:06] Exe brother. I mean

[04:39:09] This is the thing bro. We have a back door right now. I don't even want you to get a goal

[04:39:14] That's okay. Come on. That's out man. Bro. Hey, that's out man. Come on. I do I'll be happy for you though

[04:39:25] You know if you want to quit you can call it off the back. We got like five, you know

[04:39:28] I think I'll take I'll take my

[04:39:42] Last two cases of the night

[04:39:47] I'll just bet I want you to get a gold ball I want you to get something that you'll never forget bro

[04:39:51] You're gonna forget about that fell shot knife. You already forgot about it probably like you want

[04:39:58] all right boys i think it's just time okay gold trader are we ready are we focused are

[04:40:12] we locked in can you tell me let me tell me um what you want like do you just want a butterfly

[04:40:19] knife because i can just give you a butterfly knife or do you want i don't want i don't

[04:40:24] I don't want guaranteed butterfly knife.

[04:40:27] I want something with the potential of me pulling

[04:40:30] my cock out.

[04:40:31] That's what I want.

[04:40:33] I think it is cock out potential still.

[04:40:36] Like you can get Doppler butterfly, I think.

[04:40:39] Pretty sure.

[04:40:41] Let's see.

[04:40:43] What do you think, Chad?

[04:40:45] Yeah, we could do P90.

[04:40:47] I think.

[04:40:50] For a guaranteed butterfly, how expensive

[04:40:52] the trade I'm going to be for guarantee. How expensive is trade I'm going to be?

[04:40:58] Hold on. Hey, I love the streams. Appreciate that, dude. Thank you, man.

[04:41:03] I have this for example. Now,

[04:41:07] Ero, can you send me another one? Oh, we're going to edge it, Josh. We're going to edge it.

[04:41:12] One second. With the budget, with the budget I give you? Appreciate it.

[04:41:16] it in your drinks.

[04:41:20] You know, I might have to you to not have to pull the plug for this.

[04:41:23] I like you to be honest, guys.

[04:41:25] So here's like a calculation, right?

[04:41:28] If we do this, this is a calculation of what we can get.

[04:41:34] Bro, these are all shit, bro.

[04:41:36] Now, the fate is nice.

[04:41:37] The fate is nice.

[04:41:37] The fate is really good.

[04:41:40] So we're risking a thousand to maybe get two grand,

[04:41:45] like one percent of seven percent of it. If it's a good pattern of fate it's worth more than that

[04:41:51] like if it's like a max fade there's different like fade percentage. Bro have mine I think we

[04:41:55] chopped this and we just looked for one that's like is there a ten thousand dollar knife in this

[04:41:59] bitch? Yeah but it's very volatile like we could do that it's yeah that's what I'm thinking.

[04:42:08] I

[04:42:12] Guys I'm thinking I like I want a knife like that literally makes you want to pull my penis out

[04:42:19] What is this what is this?

[04:42:21] Okay, like maybe we get a $2,000 knife seven percent of the time brother if it's gonna be a seven percent likelihood

[04:42:27] Let's hit big. Yeah. Oh you want to hit like I see you're saying yeah, yeah

[04:42:31] Yeah, I'm not trying to do I'm not trying to spend a thousand dollars to maybe get something worth two grand like

[04:42:37] Then what am I going to get a participation award then what is somebody gonna punch me in the fucking nuts?

[04:42:43] Oh, like I'm here to I'm here to go big or go home

[04:42:47] All right, I'll give you be 40 bucks or 40 grand one or the other

[04:42:52] Okay, all right, I'm gonna give you a max win

[04:42:56] And uh, give me a cat. I'll show me the max win. Well

[04:43:00] It's very can't really see

[04:43:07] Okay, just link me. Can you link me like the trade in? Is there a way?

[04:43:11] You mindset. Thank you.

[04:43:17] Let's see.

[04:43:18] Carambe blue gen. Yeah, or blue gen. Yo, DJ, if it's a carambe blue gen, you're welcome to the

[04:43:24] mods class. Love your energy. Thank you. Yeah, like brother, like, I'm not going to spend $1,000

[04:43:30] on a trade up so I can maybe get a $2,000 knife seven percent of the time. Oh, but it's a butterfly

[04:43:36] knife no I either want to spend a thousand dollars on a fifty dollar knife or spend a thousand dollars

[04:43:43] on a ten thousand dollar knife one or the other oh but Jixie it's a guarantee butterfly knife

[04:43:50] I mean I don't play for participation awards dog let's go let's go

[04:43:57] Jixie I hate to burst your bubble brother but we had a bet remember to bet

[04:44:06] Yeah, it was nice doing business with you, bro. Hey listen, Jinx, any time I listen.

[04:44:13] I'll give you odds, bro. You know how it is.

[04:44:17] The fuck? The hell? Bro, Squishy, I'm starting to think you don't want to see me get a goal.

[04:44:22] You don't want to straight it up to be a... Bro, who bets against their friend?

[04:44:26] No, no, I'm betting with you and it's like it just makes it more fun. It's not against you,

[04:44:31] bro, it's with you, you know what I mean? It's like it makes it more like, damn, like what if...

[04:44:34] I'm gonna spill water what if he gets a goal do you know what I mean? He got to think about it. Hi guys

[04:44:39] What's the most max win trade up you can find so I can put my nuts on squishy's head right now?

[04:44:44] Okay, I can show you this one we could do this one

[04:44:48] Stop tapping out tap when I wanted you got a problem

[04:44:53] I can't control it. It's a to HD. I want to win this is this is max win. See I guys

[04:44:59] Now we're fucking tossing 0.03 percent chance of this landing. Oh my but that is 15k

[04:45:07] This is what like I was this is why you get paid the big bucks back. Yes. Hi, guys

[04:45:12] Yes, that's the shit. I'm talking about

[04:45:17] Show me this again. How fast can we show chat show chat? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let's get chat immersed here chat

[04:45:23] Look at what a look at what just came across my desk

[04:45:25] Now, worst item, you might be saying Jinxie, but the worst item in here is $60.

[04:45:31] Look at the fucking best item.

[04:45:33] You know what?

[04:45:34] Chat, guess what?

[04:45:35] If we hit the best item, we're in the profit.

[04:45:38] Look at this.

[04:45:39] Hey, 0.03 percent.

[04:45:41] It's actually 50-50.

[04:45:42] It's either going to be in there or it's not.

[04:45:45] 0.12.

[04:45:46] 0.12.

[04:45:47] See it like this is high-vives.

[04:45:50] This is why you get paid the- oh, wait, what?

[04:45:55] 1% and we lose money on the trade up. That doesn't sound correct

[04:46:06] Well, they're all gonna be a low percentage, but there's just a lot of them in there

[04:46:12] But I hit big bro, you just gotta stay focused. Yeah, let's do this one. Oh

[04:46:16] Whoa, whoa, whoa, score down what what what what?

[04:46:25] What's the worst thing you can get?

[04:46:29] We don't, we don't gotta show that.

[04:46:32] I don't think we have to show that.

[04:46:34] Oh, look.

[04:46:35] Okay, that could be nice.

[04:46:36] That could be nice.

[04:46:37] Hi, guys.

[04:46:38] Yeah, again, this is why you get paid the big bucks.

[04:46:41] That's what I'm talking about.

[04:46:42] That could be nice.

[04:46:43] Let's see what the worst thing you can get is.

[04:46:45] Okay.

[04:46:46] Wait, you remember these?

[04:46:49] You have these, Jakes?

[04:46:51] Oh, those are nice.

[04:46:52] I remember you got those.

[04:46:53] Come on, Jakes.

[04:46:54] those rough 1.3 1.33% chance to pull that happen like this is too bad we're not

[04:47:01] gonna get my plugs you know wait that's kind of a max win look at the odds on

[04:47:05] that you want to do like the top of edging thing hi guys hold up do I

[04:47:09] want to edge brother you know you're talking to you're talking to one of

[04:47:13] the greatest gooners of this generation yes I want to edge hi bye scored on to

[04:47:17] the emerald real quick. The emerald. Um, the F. Yeah. So that is, if that, if that hits,

[04:47:29] oh my God, it's 0.1%. All right, let's do this. Come on. Let's do the trade off. Come on.

[04:47:36] I need the max. We need to check. All right, check. Can we run a prediction and watch the

[04:47:42] prediction beyond this. Alright. What's a good prediction? Maybe like, will Jinx

[04:47:49] you make profit on this trade-up? How expensive is the trade-up? Can we get the exact price

[04:47:54] of the trade-up? Yeah, I will. Mars! What's the prediction? Will Jinx you make profit

[04:48:00] on the trade-up? One, two, I need two of these. You're a day to eight minutes, why don't

[04:48:05] I'm not tapping you can how can y'all hear that what do you mean and one of these oh

[04:48:28] Oh

[04:48:31] I am you can hear the desk

[04:48:33] Okay, yeah, you can hear the desk

[04:48:36] Have it. What's wrong? What's wrong?

[04:48:39] This P90s 240 bucks. Oh

[04:48:42] fuck

[04:48:43] Voss sweet mother of pearl that was that was not in the in the handbook

[04:48:51] It's at 185 we have enough you um

[04:48:58] So

[04:49:01] So

[04:49:03] No, no, hey, hey, hey, this needs to be the one I'm eight grand in the hole

[04:49:07] This trade up right here right now is going to be the greatest thing you've ever seen in the history of Seattle mark my world

[04:49:19] So are you 9k down after this after this like oh shut that shit up

[04:49:23] No, no, no, just asking bro. Damn. No, it's just he's nice $400. So after this he's

[04:49:31] told me 8.5 8.5. It's not bad. It's not bad. You may need like a bow. I'm gonna be up after this.

[04:49:40] That's the thing.

[04:49:44] I'm on jinks. I'm gonna end on YouTube guys. I have to listen to a

[04:49:52] certain song right now. I was gonna do it over YouTube. Watch it

[04:49:56] on Twitch. I'm sorry.

[04:49:59] Got to pay a little bit more for this jinx.

[04:50:02] That's fine. It's all good because it's gonna be an emerald

[04:50:05] butterfly knife. Okay. Yep. Yep.

[04:50:10] We're gonna edge the fuck out of it too. All right, come on.

[04:50:16] Come on, please. Can this be the one? Can this be the one?

[04:50:20] You do bro, you're doing do I'm do I'm do

[04:50:23] But let's look right I

[04:50:26] Have had two goals in the history of my life a $60 and a $100

[04:50:32] thing three I

[04:50:34] Don't think you did you did you did two trade-ups? Oh, yeah, one was but large one was a bully

[04:50:39] I forgot so many goals in my life, then they've totaled to 200 bucks

[04:50:44] This gold right here right now on this trade-up chat it's gonna solve all of our fucking problems trust me

[04:50:53] Chat this gold is gonna be the start of something new this gold right here is going to be the beginning of Jinxie's luck streak

[04:51:01] If this is not a GammaDocmer or a Emerald Butterfly

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[05:00:14] Oh

[05:00:19] Yeah, yeah, you're very bad look in the middle of a text here. Oh

[05:00:25] That's really middle

[05:00:28] Come on

[05:00:33] Okay, it's okay. Be good. It's okay. Be good. It's okay. Oh

[05:00:38] Oh shit, shit started to go, fuck, stop it, stop it.

[05:00:43] Oh, that's sweet!

[05:00:45] Wait, what is that?

[05:00:47] That's not a butt block!

[05:00:48] I don't know if that's not a butt block!

[05:00:51] What is that?

[05:00:53] Wait.

[05:00:55] That's not a butt block!

[05:00:57] That's not a butt block!

[05:00:59] The numbers makes...

[05:01:01] What's it mean?

[05:01:03] I

[05:01:16] Not bad it not bad

[05:01:24] Not bad you find what you mean by not bad like we made profit, right?

[05:01:28] Yeah.

[05:01:30] Uh-huh.

[05:01:31] Excuse me.

[05:01:32] Squishy, your mic's cutting out.

[05:01:34] How about some mics, Anna?

[05:01:35] We made a profit, right?

[05:01:41] Where'd everybody go?

[05:01:43] We made, Chad, we made profit, right?

[05:01:46] Hold on.

[05:01:47] You still hear me?

[05:01:52] Chad, we made profit, right?

[05:01:55] No.

[05:01:58] I

[05:02:03] Have eyes you're lagging like Optimus fucking pride Jimmy profit, right?

[05:02:11] No

[05:02:17] What's the way

[05:02:28] I can't hear you!

[05:02:30] What?

[05:02:30] The way you sound like a robot!

[05:02:34] Where did you see the where?

[05:02:36] Where the fuck?

[05:02:37] I'm not allowed to leave this fucking toilet swear to God!

[05:02:41] Where are the bottom?

[05:02:42] Feel testing.

[05:02:43] Oh my God.

[05:02:46] What is this worth?

[05:02:47] How much was the trade up?

[05:02:48] 650, right?

[05:02:54] 650, what's this worth, bro?

[05:02:56] Let me get it, let me get it.

[05:02:58] I didn't see the fault tab you were quick.

[05:03:01] Yeah, this thing cost time.

[05:03:03] You see?

[05:03:04] Whenever you want to know.

[05:03:06] I'm not gonna take it.

[05:03:07] This is you.

[05:03:08] You reveal your price.

[05:03:09] I need to fucking deafen.

[05:03:11] Yeah.

[05:03:12] This was $650 for this trade-up, ladies and gentlemen.

[05:03:18] Let's see if we made profit.

[05:03:22] That's anticlimactic.

[05:03:26] Ladies and gentlemen, let's try that again. Try that one more time. That traded up for

[05:03:34] the gold. The gold traded up was $650 plus tax. Let's see if we may profit. I'm not

[05:03:46] mad at this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[05:03:51] I'm not mad at this. I could be a crybaby bitch. I'm not fucking mad at- chat!

[05:03:57] I'm not mad at this. Simple used to use this knife. It's Aura.

[05:04:02] Guys, I'm not mad at this, kids. Why are people laughing?

[05:04:09] We only lost, okay. We lost a hundred bucks on that. That's not terrible.

[05:04:13] I'm not fucking mad at this. Let me go back to the discord file with Optimus fucking Prime.

[05:04:19] Oh

[05:04:21] Hi guys, are you back now?

[05:04:23] Yeah, we lost the guys

[05:04:25] 560 that's not bad

[05:04:27] No, it's not bad

[05:04:29] 90 bucks on that

[05:04:31] Guys, that is not bad, come on

[05:04:33] Another one! No, I agree

[05:04:35] It could have been another pair of butt plugs

[05:04:37] Hi guys, what did you get?

[05:04:39] What?

[05:04:41] Another one!

[05:04:43] Yo bro, you already got your lollipop

[05:04:45] Sit down in your seat now

[05:04:47] I got a date y'all. I'm already late. I got a date.

[05:04:50] Oh.

[05:04:51] Yo, Gavin, you haven't seen the last of me buddy. Tomorrow I got a tournament Gavin, so...

[05:04:58] Wait, don't turn on your loadout bro. Don't turn on your loadout.

[05:05:01] Guys, I'm not mad at it. Guys!

[05:05:04] You're going in the tight corner.

[05:05:05] I think I got pulled. I think I got pulled bro.

[05:05:07] Oh god.

[05:05:08] Another one, CT CT.

[05:05:11] Look, maybe I'll win the tournament tomorrow.

[05:05:13] Click CT. Click CT. Click it.

[05:05:15] I'm not bad now we got a tournament tomorrow chat. I got a date guys. I actually got to go you know to be okay

[05:05:26] She's taxing me. It's getting bad. Yeah, look, bro. Um

[05:05:30] We got a tournament tomorrow. I'm not gonna be a captain. We got to find a replacement. I want to win

[05:05:35] All right, I'm gonna have to be a player. I'm a captain. I'm gonna sink that fucking ship

[05:05:39] I'm gonna be a player chat. I will see y'all boys tomorrow man. All right

[05:05:43] I love you. I love you. I love

[05:05:47] you. I love you. I love you.

[05:05:49] I love you. I love you. I love

[05:05:51] you. I love you. I love you.

[05:05:53] Now, Chad.

[05:05:55] tomorrow, we will be hosting

[05:06:00] the biggest streamer tournament

[05:06:02] we've ever hosted. 32. Yes.

[05:06:06] 32 streamers tomorrow. Chad,

[05:06:08] we've done it with 16. We've

[05:06:09] We've got it with 24 32 streamers competing on CS go with a eight captain draft.

[05:06:18] Team is the streamers going to be drafting their team chat.

[05:06:21] I love y'all.

[05:06:22] All right, guys, I actually have to go because I have a date now chat.

[05:06:26] Remember God first God bless.

[05:06:30] Oh, and in case I don't see you.

[05:06:35] Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

[05:06:39] Let's win a frickin' tournament tomorrow.