[441/730] 🚨 Copper to Champion But I Cant Shoot -> BROvBRO vs RON -> MASSIVE CASE OPENING🚨

Jynxzi

03-16-2026 · 6h 33m

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[00:03:00] I think we're just your one doing the right and the stream already yo Muhammad

[00:03:04] I know there's people that come in there to chat and you guys had this philosophy

[00:03:08] It's the weirdest philosophy ever if I'm late just and I'm not ending

[00:03:13] Well, I'm late. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have multiple explanations. That's why

[00:03:18] Multiple explanations as to why if you let me finish

[00:03:23] Eagle the pigle with the five get it go to get back at it

[00:03:26] First of all, speed it up, buddy.

[00:03:30] Don't rush me.

[00:03:31] Yo, cheesecake.

[00:03:32] Let me make myself clear when I say this.

[00:03:35] Don't fucking rush me.

[00:03:36] Because I'll actually do mine.

[00:03:38] Don't fucking rush me.

[00:03:40] Your center of gravity will outdo it anyways.

[00:03:43] Aiden, hilarious, bro.

[00:03:44] I'm 5'10", 160.

[00:03:47] I'm literally lean.

[00:03:49] Diaz, take a picture of mine.

[00:03:50] A tornado would fucking blow me away.

[00:03:53] So yeah, chat.

[00:03:54] Tornado warning in Tampa.

[00:03:55] Reason number one why I'm late.

[00:03:56] Reason number two, I had football training today.

[00:03:59] Reason number three, why I'm late, bro.

[00:04:01] I had some of the worst diarrhea I've ever had

[00:04:04] in my entire fucking life.

[00:04:06] Literally, it's always right before I sleep.

[00:04:08] Zack with the 10 gifted.

[00:04:09] Zack, pick me up and fuck me.

[00:04:13] Zack with the 10 gifted.

[00:04:15] Now, listen, as you can tell by the title,

[00:04:17] we got a b-b-b-banger, banger stream.

[00:04:21] Cause I'm heard all over the map,

[00:04:23] to be the thumb in a really matter just from makes it to go to serve one war down

[00:04:27] these one now chat beat this this is all things that are going to happen this

[00:04:35] week or next week now lock in first and foremost remember when we did how many

[00:04:42] streamers is it take to beat a pro on rocket league we're gonna be doing the

[00:04:45] exact same thing on siege with none other than big daddy big cock sport five

[00:04:54] streamers versus one pro they're gonna be streamers that are not good at siege I

[00:04:58] already got confirmation from Ron already got confirmation from Jason

[00:05:02] already got confirmation from Senna we might be able to get Joe Bart and Joe

[00:05:07] is a little bit busy this week so we're gonna see but we're gonna have five

[00:05:11] Streamers first and sport in a best of three now if sport loses the first game

[00:05:17] He's gonna sub me in as his teammate and I'll take it home to victory. Don't laugh

[00:05:23] Yeah, so basically if sport loses the first game, I'm gonna sub in and we're gonna to be fine

[00:05:29] You know what I'm saying chat? It's gonna be peak. I don't know why people are laughing

[00:05:33] Did I say something of comedic value?

[00:05:36] I mean, I'm a top tier seed player. I'm a top tier fucking seed player. I don't know why I put a lot of these things in my now

[00:05:46] Let me continue on with this week's agenda

[00:05:49] first Valorant stream ever is gonna be tomorrow on Tuesday now I

[00:05:57] Need someone who could coach me in Valorant who should coach me

[00:06:01] Who should coach me? Who should I ask to coach me chat? Who should I ask to coach me?

[00:06:07] Who should I ask? I love dudes with the 25 gifted itself. Tens, muda, muda, tens, muda, tens.

[00:06:17] I don't know yet. I'll ask them both. We'll see what happens. Bro, I want to learn Vowdering.

[00:06:25] I know Vatteran is just like CS, but there's so many abilities and shit too.

[00:06:31] Also, let's not forget the Huzz.

[00:06:35] Bro, if we start doing Vatteran streams, bro, maybe we could, maybe I could get an EK.

[00:06:42] Yes, I'm 24, bro.

[00:06:44] Whatever, judge me.

[00:06:45] Now, this, we did the CS GO Tournament.

[00:06:48] Everybody loved the CS GO Tournament.

[00:06:50] I have a better idea, I think, this time, and one of you guys is great.

[00:06:55] Yesterday, we did a CSGO tournament with 44 streamers only.

[00:06:59] What if we did a Valorant tournament with streamers only, but every team has one pro?

[00:07:08] Now, hear me out.

[00:07:10] Every team has one pro, four streamers.

[00:07:12] The teams are drafted.

[00:07:14] We'll have a captain, eight streamers as captains.

[00:07:16] The first round will be the pros.

[00:07:18] Every round after that will be streamers.

[00:07:19] Because me and Hi-Bus were talking about it after, we're like, bro, we could have easily

[00:07:23] did 5v5.

[00:07:25] We thought 4v4 was pushing it, but bro, we got the people, like we got the streamers,

[00:07:29] bro.

[00:07:30] And again, like I already said, bro, so many people, wow, this coffee's good.

[00:07:36] So many people told me yesterday, like I've gotten texts from like nine streamers last

[00:07:40] night and this morning, like, bro, thank you for inviting me.

[00:07:43] It was actually so fun.

[00:07:44] So like the streamers enjoy it.

[00:07:46] I enjoy hosting it.

[00:07:47] Me and Hi-Bus set all of them up.

[00:07:48] Low-key a lot of shit especially for the CS one W. Hot mind would not be possible. I have us cuz I'm literally braindead

[00:07:55] But bro me and high-pitched likes heading him up people I plan them you guys like watching so we're gonna keep doing these streamer tournaments on new paint

[00:08:02] I think the next one is gonna be valorant similar to CS, but like Valorant's obviously its own game

[00:08:08] I've never played Valorant, so I'm trying to get some reps in beforehand, so I don't get shit on the tournament

[00:08:13] Next point, I did not do that bad in that CS GO tournament.

[00:08:22] If the stream ends abruptly, it's because my power went out from a tornado.

[00:08:26] I already told Ron, because we have some shit planned there.

[00:08:30] If my, dude, if the stream ends abruptly, it's because of a tornado.

[00:08:34] I didn't do that bad in the CS GO tournament.

[00:08:36] Jack, can we talk about it?

[00:08:38] Guys, I didn't do that bad.

[00:08:40] Hold with the 25 gift.

[00:08:43] Hold with the 25 gift.

[00:08:46] Hold with the 25 gift.

[00:08:47] Hold with the 25 gift.

[00:08:49] Hold with the 25 gift.

[00:08:51] It's not a fake tornado.

[00:08:52] Bro, you think I fake the tornado to end my stream?

[00:08:56] You annoying fucker.

[00:08:57] God, that's so fucking annoying.

[00:08:58] Is that fake?

[00:08:59] Can you hear that?

[00:09:00] Is that fake?

[00:09:01] It's not a fake tornado.

[00:09:02] Damn shit.

[00:09:03] Shut the fuck up or I really will end the stream.

[00:09:08] We will end the stream.

[00:09:11] Back to what I was saying, that's it's annoying.

[00:09:13] Yeah bro, let me fake the tornado so I can end stream.

[00:09:15] When have I ever ended stream after 20 minutes?

[00:09:17] When have I ever did that in my entire life?

[00:09:20] You're talking out of your ass.

[00:09:23] That's what you're doing.

[00:09:25] Back to what I was calling.

[00:09:29] Hi guys, what's up?

[00:09:31] You know, Jinx, you're not live, right?

[00:09:33] All right, so we were thinking about that tornado

[00:09:36] I'm

[00:09:38] Sassy what you're trying to do bro. I don't fake tornadoes to end stream early

[00:09:43] So I was what I need you to do hang up. No hang up on the call and shove the phone up your ass, bro

[00:09:51] My room for bullshit is running on empty

[00:10:00] Oh, yeah, we pre-recorded the stream right this is pre-recorded

[00:10:03] Fill the chat with more cultish lies.

[00:10:08] This is a fucking cult, have I?

[00:10:11] And you're at the head of the spear.

[00:10:14] You run a cult of trolls.

[00:10:17] And today this shit ends.

[00:10:20] Is that a fake tornado, bro?

[00:10:22] That's a real fucking tornado.

[00:10:24] I'll go out and record it right now.

[00:10:26] I'll risk death right now.

[00:10:29] Well, I was just going to say the thunder, like the thunder noises in the back, they might end soon.

[00:10:35] The video is about the thunder effects, so I'll find a new one for you, alright?

[00:10:41] Alright, I'll record right now. No, no. Chad, I'm faking the, I'm faking the, the tornado, alright? There.

[00:10:47] Leaked, leaked, leaked.

[00:10:50] Check through.

[00:10:53] I'm hanging up.

[00:10:55] That's what happens when a sociopath calls you.

[00:10:57] Back to what I was saying, Jack, how did I do in the CS tournament?

[00:11:01] Be honest!

[00:11:02] Don't say terrible!

[00:11:03] Be honest!

[00:11:04] How did I do?

[00:11:06] Bro, I went two kills negative the first game, second game I went neutral, had the same

[00:11:10] amount of kills as my pro.

[00:11:12] Ass terrible.

[00:11:13] Trash.

[00:11:14] Ass horrible.

[00:11:15] Terrible.

[00:11:16] Dog shit.

[00:11:17] Check Twitter.

[00:11:18] Tornado CGI effect.

[00:11:19] God awful.

[00:11:20] You did terrible.

[00:11:21] Delete the game.

[00:11:22] God awful. You did terrible delete the game chat. I mean y'all are the least supportive chat. Maybe ever

[00:11:30] Fuck you sperm. Just quit the game leak tech to whether I

[00:11:38] Like it

[00:11:40] Can we play Valorant tomorrow?

[00:11:43] Will be my first ever Valorant stream

[00:11:47] tomorrow never ever about a stream now

[00:11:52] Next thing I wanted to say, I don't know when, I don't know how or when, but I'm entering a League of Legends arc.

[00:12:02] My brother's been playing League of Legends for like 10 years straight. My cousin's been playing League of Legends for like 10 years straight.

[00:12:10] I heard this game has like the highest skill gap of any game ever.

[00:12:16] I've heard stories of people who have been stuck

[00:12:19] in fucking bronze for fucking eight years.

[00:12:23] So I, Jinxie, Nicholas, will be entering a League

[00:12:27] of Legends arc.

[00:12:30] I don't know when, I don't know when, but I will get to,

[00:12:34] what's the highest rank of the game?

[00:12:38] What's the highest rank of the game?

[00:12:40] What's the highest rank of the game?

[00:12:41] What is the highest rank of the game, Chad?

[00:12:43] What's the highest rank of the game?

[00:12:46] Challenger, okay, I'm not gonna get there, but I will be entering a League of Legends arc. I

[00:12:52] Don't know when I've heard the game's addicting I heard of the game could what is this? Hi guys, what is this?

[00:12:58] was more than there twice

[00:13:14] Three times. What happened?

[00:13:25] It's not even realistic. It's not realistic. I didn't...

[00:13:33] All he did was move it.

[00:13:38] He's looking up at us.

[00:13:40] Yeah, so me and Ron are going to be playing guess 7 today and we're going to see who's

[00:13:45] the better gamer.

[00:13:46] I think we already know the answer.

[00:13:47] We're going to do games like GeoGuessr, Chats, fucking Rocket League, apparently Fortnite.

[00:13:54] Bro, I'm just going to prove that to Ron that I'm the better gamer.

[00:13:58] Point blank period.

[00:13:59] Let's give it up for today.

[00:14:02] Before we do that, that was the last thing I was saying.

[00:14:06] Chats.

[00:14:07] I'm entering a League of Legends arc.

[00:14:09] I don't know when.

[00:14:10] I heard that this game could ruin your life.

[00:14:14] There's, I'm gonna say this willingly.

[00:14:18] The two most miserable gaming communities

[00:14:20] I've ever met in my life

[00:14:21] is League of Legends players and Rust players.

[00:14:24] Listen, Ralph, if you main League of Legends,

[00:14:27] you probably hate yourself.

[00:14:29] If you main Rust, you probably hate yourself.

[00:14:31] Point blank here.

[00:14:32] So I'm gonna see what it's about.

[00:14:35] It's literally, I think,

[00:14:36] the most popular game in the world.

[00:14:38] So I'm kind of learning in the last fucking year, two years

[00:14:43] that I'm an uncultured fucking swine

[00:14:45] when it comes to video games.

[00:14:46] So we'll be playing more games this year, bro.

[00:14:49] League of Legends.

[00:14:50] One of the most popular games in the world.

[00:14:52] CSGO, same thing, loved playing it.

[00:14:55] Still gonna play CS.

[00:14:56] Not quitting any games.

[00:14:59] Just gotta get into league, bro.

[00:15:00] Gotta get into league.

[00:15:02] My brother and cousin have been addicted to leagues

[00:15:04] for years, so I have to see what it's about.

[00:15:07] Apparently, I'm gonna be terrible. Everyone's saying, bro. I'm talking about me. Everybody's saying I'm like texting people about it

[00:15:14] Yo, how hard is league actually people are talking to me like League of Legends is gonna ruin my life

[00:15:19] People are literally saying to me. Oh, Jim C. League of Legends. You're gonna be miserable. You're not gonna know what you're doing

[00:15:24] It's gonna be embarrassing brother. I'm the

[00:15:28] 2023 gamer of the year like I

[00:15:30] I did good in that CS go to me yesterday. That was like my fourth day on the game, bro

[00:15:36] I could play league

[00:15:38] Like I'll prove it. I'm not gonna be back

[00:15:40] I'm probably gonna be a top laner. Um, I still didn't even know what the roles are bro

[00:15:46] Apparently this ADC

[00:15:48] Jungle

[00:15:50] Support fuck that support shit Jack in league. What's the highest skill?

[00:15:56] Like what's the highest skill role because that's going to be the role I step into

[00:16:00] What's the highest skill role in league highest skill? What is that jungle?

[00:16:06] ADC

[00:16:07] mid lane jungle

[00:16:09] Here's what I'm gonna do

[00:16:12] I'm gonna do some research on League of Legends and

[00:16:16] That I'm gonna play it. It's either gonna be in a week or in two weeks, but I'm gonna play it now

[00:16:22] Now, who could coach me?

[00:16:24] I need a coach.

[00:16:25] Who could coach me?

[00:16:26] Bro, could you imagine a League of Legends streamer tournament?

[00:16:29] Bro, that would be cinema.

[00:16:31] Who could coach me?

[00:16:31] Who would be a good League of Legends coach?

[00:16:33] Actually, Tyler won, Tyler won.

[00:16:37] Faker, Tyler won.

[00:16:39] Don't test, Tyler won.

[00:16:41] I'm seeing a lot of Tyler wons.

[00:16:43] A lot of them look like Tyler won, bro.

[00:16:47] Did I just say kit?

[00:16:48] Chad, do I look like Tata 1 beyond?

[00:16:53] Holy shit.

[00:16:54] He's 31!

[00:16:59] Chad, do I look like this guy?

[00:17:00] I don't see it.

[00:17:01] I don't see it.

[00:17:03] Ah, he is ripped.

[00:17:05] I don't see it.

[00:17:06] Chad, do I look like Tata 1?

[00:17:08] Twins, mobbed, mobbed.

[00:17:10] He's buffing, you're not.

[00:17:12] Yeah, that's what I just said.

[00:17:13] If you have ears,

[00:17:15] you're pushing forward and he's more handsome

[00:17:17] more handsome than you. Same nose. Twins but mugged. Twins but mugged. So we're twins, but I'm mulched.

[00:17:24] Jack.

[00:17:28] Dream scenario. I'll ask, I'll ask Tyler one, if you could coach me in League of Legends, that would be peak. Another dream scenario would be a League of Legends streamer

[00:17:39] tournament. That would be peak as well. But I want to learn the game before I go into a tournament. I did goodness. Yes, tournament. I got sold.

[00:17:47] Mood us home, bro.

[00:17:50] But yeah, bro, I'm excited.

[00:17:52] I want to really get into League of Legends

[00:17:54] and I'm going to try Valorant.

[00:17:56] I'm going to try Valorant.

[00:17:57] I'm not quitting any games.

[00:17:58] I like it's, I'm just trying games.

[00:18:00] I'm not quitting fucking games.

[00:18:03] Stop that shit.

[00:18:04] But yeah, bro, League of Legends.

[00:18:06] Really want to get into it.

[00:18:07] Like really, really, really want to get into it.

[00:18:10] I'll text Tyler 1 today.

[00:18:13] I'll text Tyler 1 and see if he wants to coach me.

[00:18:16] for Valorant, I'll text 10s and see if he wants to get it for me.

[00:18:19] Even if it's for like 30 minutes, just getting coaching is always good in games.

[00:18:23] It always helps and it cuts through a lot of the initial learning process.

[00:18:28] If you could just ask questions to someone who knows what to say.

[00:18:31] So hopefully it's not guaranteed, bro, but hope I'm going to ask title one if he wants

[00:18:35] to teach me league and I'll ask 10s and he wants to keep you Valorant.

[00:18:39] This tournament, it's like 99.9% happening.

[00:18:43] Hopefully it's either gonna be Sunday or next Sunday.

[00:18:47] All right?

[00:18:48] But yeah, bro, I wanna play league.

[00:18:49] I'm gonna be a ADC, whatever the fuck that means.

[00:18:53] What does ADC mean?

[00:18:54] Area damage control?

[00:18:56] Attack, defend, control?

[00:18:58] What does it mean?

[00:18:59] What does it mean?

[00:19:00] C definitely means control.

[00:19:01] What does ADC mean?

[00:19:02] What does ADC mean?

[00:19:04] What does ADC mean?

[00:19:05] What does ADC mean?

[00:19:05] Attack, damage, carry.

[00:19:08] Attack, damage, carry.

[00:19:09] That sounds like my role in Siege, does it not?

[00:19:13] Okay, I'm gonna be honest.

[00:19:14] I kind of played support in Siege.

[00:19:17] I gotta get into League though, I don't know.

[00:19:19] Gotta try League.

[00:19:19] I have a, you know what I like about League though?

[00:19:22] I've never played it.

[00:19:23] I've watched League throughout the years.

[00:19:26] League of Legends unbiasedly looks

[00:19:30] like the most unique game in the world.

[00:19:32] It's weird.

[00:19:33] There's like a camera above the arena.

[00:19:35] The attacks are weird.

[00:19:36] The abilities are weird.

[00:19:38] Bro, when I was growing up, I literally lived in a,

[00:19:41] like I shared a room with my older brother,

[00:19:43] he would play League all day.

[00:19:46] Like it's the most unique game ever.

[00:19:48] It's like there's towers, there's grass fields,

[00:19:51] there's like weird abilities,

[00:19:53] the cameras above everyone.

[00:19:56] You like attack the tower.

[00:19:58] I know a little bit about League, not a lot.

[00:20:00] I couldn't even name two characters.

[00:20:02] So it's gonna be a big learning curve.

[00:20:03] But bro, I'm gonna put my mind to it, bro.

[00:20:05] I'm gonna learn league.

[00:20:07] I'm gonna learn league, bro.

[00:20:08] I'm gonna learn league.

[00:20:09] It looks like such a unique game, which is cool.

[00:20:12] But yeah, bro, what else do we do?

[00:20:16] Chopper to be a chopper to the above, go to the back.

[00:20:20] Copper to champion.

[00:20:23] But I cannot use a weapon.

[00:20:25] I was told I didn't have to carry a weapon.

[00:20:27] Chad, you guys let us out of the duck?

[00:20:29] Bro, Copper to champion, but I can't shoot.

[00:20:34] IS THIS NOT ORRA?

[00:20:37] IS THIS NOT ORRA?

[00:20:38] IS THIS NOT ORRA?

[00:20:39] IS THIS NOT ORRA?

[00:20:40] NOW!

[00:20:41] CHAT!

[00:20:43] How do y'all think I'm gonna do?

[00:20:44] Is this cooked?

[00:20:46] Is this too hard of a challenge?

[00:20:50] Also, I want to a-

[00:20:52] Okay.

[00:20:53] Let me- before we start, let me fix my sense.

[00:20:57] Let me fix my settings.

[00:20:59] All of that.

[00:21:00] Whoa, why's the menu zoomed out?

[00:21:02] I swear to God, why's it all tuned out?

[00:21:06] What is this?

[00:21:07] How do you fix the Zoom?

[00:21:10] YouTube?

[00:21:11] I'm already live on YouTube, bro.

[00:21:14] YouTube, I got y'all.

[00:21:16] YouTube, I got like YouTube.

[00:21:17] I'm not ending early on YouTube ever, ever again.

[00:21:22] YouTube, I'm not at like YouTube.

[00:21:25] Listen, you have my word.

[00:21:26] I would be pleased to sit up on you.

[00:21:29] It's not capped.

[00:21:30] Don't type capped.

[00:21:31] YouTube I know I read the I read the comments I saw I see y'all are pissed when I end on YouTube

[00:21:37] Do the same as I like listen to music I will never end early on YouTube again when I end on twitch is when I end

[00:21:45] On YouTube locked

[00:21:47] We're a dual streamer. Oh, all right

[00:21:51] It's not can't shut up

[00:21:53] chat how do I fix this it's like zoomed out are there any tubs in the chat that

[00:21:59] notice bro I didn't even notice all right this music needs to go down yo the

[00:22:05] seat is actually not that bad the season is actually not that bad

[00:22:12] hot sentence but yes chat like last one saying this it's either gonna be this

[00:22:20] week or next week I'm going to fully sink into League of Legends and learn the game. It's been a

[00:22:27] game that I've been very intimidated to play for a long time but I'm gonna sink my teeth and do it

[00:22:32] in really trying to learn it. I swear to God. Excited bro. Really excited. Very intimidating

[00:22:36] game though. It looks really intimidating, looks really overwhelming. But guys I'm a fucking loser.

[00:22:41] Like I don't, I don't need my house. Like I have time. I have time to play. Like I could

[00:22:46] I can play it again.

[00:22:50] Okay, HUD settings.

[00:22:53] Valorant, yes, first ever Valorant stream is tomorrow.

[00:22:56] Locked.

[00:22:58] Oh, field of view, that's why.

[00:23:05] What is, oh, brother, what type of sociopath

[00:23:08] would put their HUD display on 90?

[00:23:11] Vots!

[00:23:12] Now, shots!

[00:23:14] Army baddie, army baddie, army baddie.

[00:23:46] El Smurf guys, I'm not shooting. I'm not even gonna be able to shoot my gun. This is such a fair smurf

[00:23:58] What do I do?

[00:24:03] They patch smurfing you need game pass bro, I have it I have game pass

[00:24:16] What do I do?

[00:24:20] What do I do?

[00:24:22] Press Y?

[00:24:23] Yeah, no shit!

[00:24:25] Launch game.

[00:24:27] Reset game?

[00:24:29] Yeah, but it's gonna load me into my mane!

[00:24:34] I don't want to!

[00:24:38] Buy the game?

[00:24:39] I bought it!

[00:24:40] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

[00:24:44] To prevent smurfing and siege, you have to buy the game every time you're on a new account?

[00:24:48] I'm not good at it, it's actually a good idea.

[00:24:50] That's actually a good idea.

[00:24:53] L Millionaire!

[00:24:54] Yo bro, it's not that! I don't know what this...

[00:24:58] Leaps back to whatever.

[00:25:01] Please work.

[00:25:02] We hate you, and...

[00:25:04] I'm not!

[00:25:05] I don't care how mad you are, I'm not ending the stream!

[00:25:08] Just fucking leave!

[00:25:14] This is working. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. This is working. This is working.

[00:25:22] I'm so cooked. Upgrade game edition.

[00:25:27] Own this. Choose edition.

[00:25:37] Maybe this won't work.

[00:25:40] Maybe that'll work.

[00:25:41] Can I install?

[00:25:43] Can I install or what?

[00:25:48] What is happening?

[00:25:54] Speed up the stream I got shit to do.

[00:25:58] Yo bro, go do your shit.

[00:26:01] The vaude will be here.

[00:26:03] I'm not rushing a stream because you got shit to do.

[00:26:08] I'm not rushing shit!

[00:26:11] Speed up the stream, I got shit to do!

[00:26:16] Yo bro, the fuck will be here!

[00:26:19] Go do your shit!

[00:26:21] My god!

[00:26:24] What's up with the chat on today?

[00:26:26] Is it a Monday?

[00:26:27] Hi-Bots calling.

[00:26:28] This is so- Hi-Bots?

[00:26:33] This is Soco.

[00:26:34] She's so cuck.

[00:26:35] Yo, can you, like, speed up the stream?

[00:26:39] Try to watch this.

[00:26:40] Skip, skip some segments, or...

[00:26:42] What the fuck did you just say to me, you little shit?

[00:26:46] Yo, high-vives.

[00:26:48] It's not letting me play!

[00:26:52] Course my batteries died.

[00:26:53] Ah!

[00:26:55] Of course my batteries died.

[00:26:56] High-vives.

[00:26:57] Let me tell you what you have to do.

[00:26:59] Shut up, high-vives!

[00:27:01] We're placed in batteries because you need to navigate the Xbox.

[00:27:08] I'm aware of that!

[00:27:10] Make sure...

[00:27:31] you

[00:28:01] Hello, hello, Jack, hello.

[00:28:08] No, your YouTube Internet.

[00:28:18] YouTube Internet?

[00:28:23] hello hello Jack hello you did it yeah you're good to go I'm back Jack if you

[00:28:34] guys hear me and see me bro the fucking tornado I wasn't kidding when I said

[00:28:40] this guys it's the tornado can they hear me the fucking tornado

[00:28:46] What do you mean, L?

[00:28:50] The tornado just wiped me out.

[00:28:52] Are we back?

[00:28:53] Yeah, yeah, we're back.

[00:28:57] Why is it back?

[00:28:59] Thank God the stream ended.

[00:29:01] Oh no.

[00:29:02] Fly high.

[00:29:03] I'm coming.

[00:29:04] Everybody's coming out since you're back.

[00:29:06] I agree.

[00:29:07] No, no, James, can you get this working?

[00:29:10] Yo, I just had a...

[00:29:11] Give me a moment.

[00:29:13] I just had a tornado flicker off my power.

[00:29:15] off my power all right have a little I'm not I'm not faking this shit there

[00:29:25] is a tornado outside of my house you just say skip what do you want me to skip

[00:29:42] bro uh bye bye it's like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe there's a

[00:29:49] reason why it's like yo there's a tornado outside my house I have people

[00:29:55] saying I'm faking a get that shit off your screen

[00:29:58] I'm people saying I'm faking the tornado to not stream what type of and then

[00:30:03] My teachers are working. What the fuck?

[00:30:11] Oh, by the game, you own this launch game.

[00:30:19] Oh, you actually know what you're doing. You're just going off the cuff.

[00:30:23] No, so if you read the text it says upgrade game edition so obviously you have the game

[00:30:29] but you have to upgrade it so go to the $9.99.

[00:30:33] So I have to pay for ranked?

[00:30:35] Yes.

[00:30:36] Let's slice it, let's slice the pie clean here.

[00:30:39] I gotta pay for ranked, right?

[00:30:41] That's the end of the game, yeah.

[00:30:43] Since when?

[00:30:44] Oh wow, since I won 3-2-1.

[00:30:48] Add a way to pay.

[00:30:49] Oh my gosh.

[00:30:51] Does anybody have an Xbox gift card?

[00:30:53] Bro what the fuck?

[00:30:56] Hi, guys can you buy an Xbox gift card?

[00:31:00] Sweet mother of pearl.

[00:31:04] Sweet can I end again.

[00:31:06] I just heard a tornado, bro.

[00:31:07] It's literally, it's literally, it's literally,

[00:31:09] there's a thunder tornado storm outside in my house.

[00:31:12] I'm about to have a fucking answer.

[00:31:14] You heard a tornado.

[00:31:15] What the fuck does that mean?

[00:31:17] Oh no, heard thunder.

[00:31:18] I'm not always going to speak a perfect sentence.

[00:31:21] Heard thunder.

[00:31:22] No, no, no, I've actually got like content idea, but you want to hear it?

[00:31:28] Yeah, what's your content idea?

[00:31:30] So, if you can't stream desktop, what about an IRL stream chasing a tornado?

[00:31:36] It's in my neighborhood. Why would just be what, leaking my house? Hi, guys!

[00:31:43] Also, IRL stream chasing a tornado. I would die, literally!

[00:31:47] Yeah, and I would be the last one because I would die in the middle of the street bro

[00:32:08] This thing is massive and it's outside my house

[00:32:11] By the way, you can't tie on string. It would have to be all string because that would be chaos

[00:32:16] Oh, at least I wouldn't get banned. I would be dead!

[00:32:20] Are you fucking dumb?

[00:32:22] I just need to shut up

[00:32:23] Give me the gift card please, God

[00:32:26] It's not a good idea! Shut the fuck up! Don't make him on!

[00:32:32] Massive?

[00:32:33] Bro, you wouldn't be banned. Would it matter? Anyways, Alpha, I would be dead!

[00:32:41] I don't got all day, bud. Yeah, Appen, I know. I'm aware of that. We're trying to get

[00:32:47] on stage, but it's not letting me play!

[00:32:51] Yeah, hey, cortisol spike in again. Listen, how much money do you need to see?

[00:32:57] Just give me a $20 Xbox gift card.

[00:33:00] $25, I suppose.

[00:33:02] Sure.

[00:33:04] Are you going to pay for it?

[00:33:06] Yeah, I'll pay.

[00:33:08] Yes, bro.

[00:33:09] Highbice, you buy it, and then I'll pay you back.

[00:33:12] Again, Highbice, tornado, outside my house.

[00:33:16] Sense of urgency.

[00:33:17] I'm going to, like, the stream is going to crack again.

[00:33:25] All right.

[00:33:26] I'm taking my time here.

[00:33:27] Just fall asleep.

[00:33:30] That's the opposite of what I said!

[00:33:34] There is a cyclone spinning in my neighborhood, and it just shut off my power!

[00:33:42] Hurry the fuck up!

[00:33:46] No word of sense.

[00:33:48] Try my buster.

[00:33:56] One second.

[00:33:57] So I need to know.

[00:33:58] If you had to take a guess, what would you say, bro?

[00:34:05] It's like tornado watch.

[00:34:08] How many times I gotta say this?

[00:34:10] How about I pull up Tampa Bay Tornado?

[00:34:13] Now!

[00:34:14] Yo, bro, you're calmer than shit.

[00:34:25] What happened?

[00:34:26] Are you like on weed or something?

[00:34:28] There's a tornado. I might die. My stream's got to keep shutting off power. Why are you so calm?

[00:34:39] Keep calm in emergencies, bro. If you don't keep calm in emergencies, I mean, bad things happen, bro.

[00:34:45] Alright, so I'm just looking at Tampa, Florida, tornado, nothing turns up.

[00:34:50] Tornado watch! Try tornado watch!

[00:34:53] Tornado watch?

[00:34:54] Oh, yeah, okay, let's see, yeah, okay, sorry about that, I need to bring this up, but

[00:35:11] I don't want you to re-try to write stuff, um, should be good, all right.

[00:35:22] So Jack, for the people that sang, VATE Tornado!

[00:35:25] This is what's happening, gal.

[00:35:27] Tornado watch, affected area.

[00:35:30] Tampa, see?

[00:35:31] Right.

[00:35:32] Wait, Jason, that's the ocean.

[00:35:35] The tornado is affecting the ocean.

[00:35:37] It's not even affecting land.

[00:35:39] Are you fucking stupid?

[00:35:43] Were you dropped into a fucking 10-pound

[00:35:45] fucking bowling ball when you were one years old?

[00:35:48] It comes from the ocean with the water, and then heat Tampa.

[00:35:54] Are you fucking stupid?

[00:35:56] That's a hurricane.

[00:35:59] It's not a tornado.

[00:36:01] See them at times.

[00:36:02] Tornadoes can cause in hurricanes.

[00:36:05] How the hell are you from freaking Memphis?

[00:36:08] Pennsylvania?

[00:36:09] Y'all don't get hurricanes.

[00:36:11] You don't know what it's like.

[00:36:13] I'm just letting y'all, I'm floating this thing.

[00:36:27] I know, it's not always going to be in the ocean.

[00:36:32] It's going to come to the land.

[00:36:34] You see how close it is to the land.

[00:36:38] I'm not doing a tornado stream hi guys can we ban these fucking idiots chat I'm

[00:36:47] gonna die in the stream I'm not doing a stream where I die what's the point

[00:36:53] A storm chasing stream would hit.

[00:36:55] Yeah, and then I would die!

[00:36:58] Don't worry. Listen.

[00:37:01] This is the code, so it's T-J-

[00:37:04] Don't say- Don't-

[00:37:07] Are you like extra dumb today?

[00:37:09] Don't say the code!

[00:37:11] They're gonna steal it!

[00:37:13] Why? I just know what to put in.

[00:37:17] Alright. T-J-

[00:37:19] Stop, Zepika! Stop!

[00:37:21] Don't say the code

[00:37:32] Stop stop

[00:37:34] Stop don't say the code. They're just gonna snipe it

[00:37:39] Okay, I think it worked $25 out of here my god come up

[00:37:48] Something went wrong

[00:37:51] Hold on. I think it's working. Oops! What do you mean, oops! Bye.

[00:38:10] Add a billing address fast! One, two, three, Sesame Street. Please work. Please don't have

[00:38:17] to be real. City? I don't know, Tampa?

[00:38:24] Yeah, bro. It's gonna progress, bro. It's gonna get worse, Highbice.

[00:38:36] Bro, once the tornado gets inland, my stream's gonna end. Like, do you realize that, Highbice?

[00:38:46] It's a hurricane with tornadoes.

[00:38:50] No, they just said tornadoes. They just said hurricane.

[00:38:52] Yeah, play play, period. It's gonna wipe out my stream.

[00:38:58] Can't wait.

[00:38:59] Okay.

[00:39:00] I installed it. I bought the bullshit. What now?

[00:39:04] Well, let's see what's going on. Now, load up again.

[00:39:08] So make sure you reset again.

[00:39:10] You can call me about this soon.

[00:39:12] Just reset again.

[00:39:14] Yeah.

[00:39:15] Click A on the game, and then A again.

[00:39:20] Hey, I know to click A. Like I'm not three fucking years old. I know to click A.

[00:39:29] Do you know what I mean? It's like telling me to wipe my ass after I shit.

[00:39:34] She said like game's loading or something. You gotta wait for the service tonight.

[00:39:37] Okay.

[00:39:40] Just give it one second.

[00:39:44] Still connecting, it's all good.

[00:39:52] It's probably making squatter now.

[00:39:55] So there we go, you can skip that, now click A, and then you should see ranks, there you

[00:40:03] go.

[00:40:04] Current rank, no rank, ranks, A to play, if you need more info just click X on the

[00:40:10] Yo bro are you a fucking robot?

[00:40:16] Are you a robot?

[00:40:18] Yeah, everything's gonna go fine.

[00:40:23] It's one of those days, he's in a trolly mood.

[00:40:34] Now, before we start the most impossible challenge ever attempted in Arctic's history,

[00:40:41] let's fix the sense.

[00:40:44] Sentativa toa.

[00:40:46] Wait, I need operators.

[00:40:49] Shaisa.

[00:40:51] I need operators.

[00:40:53] Shaisa.

[00:40:56] Chad, this is going to be, this is going to be the greatest thing I've ever done.

[00:41:04] But this music's a cat!

[00:41:06] My god!

[00:41:11] Control rotation, classic.

[00:41:16] Chad, what up?

[00:41:17] This, this, this, this, this.

[00:41:19] No!

[00:41:28] Smurfing, it's not a smurf if I'm not allowed to shoot.

[00:41:32] I'm not sitting here like shitting on people.

[00:41:34] Brother, I'm not allowed to shoot!

[00:41:36] Stop complaining or you're getting banned!

[00:41:39] Now, Jack, without further ado...

[00:41:44] Wait, I need outplayers. I need outplayers bad.

[00:41:48] Oh my God, we have so many obstacles to do about the thing.

[00:41:50] Ha ha!

[00:41:51] Jack!

[00:41:52] Today!

[00:41:55] YouTube, what is up, butter cups!

[00:41:58] I, Jixi, am going to be attempting the most impossible challenge in the history of Tom

[00:42:07] Clancy's rainbow six-each Twitch chat.

[00:42:09] Say hi, YouTuber.

[00:42:10] You're getting banned.

[00:42:11] I'm...

[00:42:12] I

[00:42:27] We just get back jizzy junko with the five gifted jizzy junko put it inside of me

[00:42:42] This should work.

[00:42:43] I don't know why there was air.

[00:42:45] This should work, this should work.

[00:42:48] You're the worst streamer I know.

[00:42:50] Appreciate that little drippy.

[00:42:52] Brother, your Twitch username is little drippy fart.

[00:42:55] Oh my God, we found a game.

[00:42:56] Ah!

[00:42:58] YouTube, what is up buttercups?

[00:43:03] I, Jixie Nicholas Stewart,

[00:43:07] will be attempting the hardest challenge

[00:43:10] in rainbow six siege history as you can see I'm currently on rent I'm on a level

[00:43:17] 57 brand new fresh account why does it say match found but it's not putting me

[00:43:22] in the match I'm gonna lose it what is it perfect

[00:43:27] we're in I'm going to be attempting to solo queue from copper all the way to

[00:43:35] champion without using a gun or firing a single bullet. Now I already know somebody's gonna be like

[00:43:44] Jamesy, how are you gonna win games if you can't shoot? Brother man, I am an absolute loser.

[00:43:53] I have 30,000 hours on this game. Rainbow 60 is one of the only, probably the only,

[00:43:58] FDS where you could reach, oh my god we got Lair. Let me mute my mic just so I can take out

[00:44:04] my anger momentarily. Alright, I unmuted my mic. I'm back. Now, let me say this. Rainbow

[00:44:18] Six Seat is the only game where you can actually go all the way from Copper V to Champion without

[00:44:26] firing a single bullet don't believe me just watch I'm going to be okay now I'm

[00:44:35] already kind of was game planning about this today I was already game plan it our

[00:44:39] best bet on attack is gonna be shields our best bet on defense is gonna be C4's

[00:44:48] trap up rings trap orders gonna be huge calling out to my teammates now let me

[00:44:52] Let me say this, to anyone, and I mean anyone that gets on my team, over the span of the

[00:44:58] next couple of hours, I want to apologize in advance.

[00:45:03] I will not be shooting a bullet.

[00:45:05] I'm not muted, Chad, I'm muted for a second, but I'm unmuted.

[00:45:08] Prop, think of it as prime stuff.

[00:45:09] So be think of it as prime stuff.

[00:45:10] Chad, why is there still music?

[00:45:12] I gotta turn off the music, oh my god.

[00:45:14] Bro, Loki the Seed Music's not that bad.

[00:45:19] We need to low key the bomb.

[00:45:20] Chat low key, the CD's are not that bad.

[00:45:24] In game music volume, here we go.

[00:45:28] Menu music, turn this down.

[00:45:30] Now, do you guys want to know my sense?

[00:45:31] Do you know my sense?

[00:45:32] It's not going to matter because obviously I'm

[00:45:34] not allowed to shoot.

[00:45:35] It's going to be really hard.

[00:45:36] It's not going to be easy, but I can do it.

[00:45:38] I invested $30,000 in this deed.

[00:45:41] So low Q from copper five all the way to check.

[00:45:46] Oh my god, my pines are weird.

[00:45:49] My pines are weird.

[00:45:52] Okay.

[00:45:53] I should use multi.

[00:45:56] Now I'm going to go smoke so I can plant.

[00:45:58] Okay.

[00:45:58] I'm already thinking 10 steps ahead.

[00:46:01] I'm not allowed to shoot, but I am allowed to plant.

[00:46:04] I am allowed to use the shield.

[00:46:05] I'm allowed.

[00:46:07] Why does my game feel weird?

[00:46:08] Why does my game feel weird?

[00:46:10] Display.

[00:46:11] Oh my god, I'm on 60 FLD.

[00:46:14] My graphics mode is on prioritized resolution.

[00:46:16] Okay, now we're cooking.

[00:46:18] AHHHHHH!

[00:46:20] Solo queueing from copper to champion.

[00:46:24] Without firing a single bullet, the most impossible challenge is ridding it.

[00:46:28] Is that me on the shield chat?

[00:46:36] Cardiac!

[00:46:37] Erection Deployed!

[00:46:38] Armors Locked!

[00:46:40] Remember, I'm not allowed to shoot!

[00:46:42] I'm allowed to do everything else!

[00:46:45] Everything but I can't shoot today. We're gonna be proving why rainbow six-eat is the hardest game in the world

[00:46:53] Let's go

[00:46:58] All right lock-in round one I have a copper five on my team and three silvers

[00:47:03] Could be better could be worse now my job as Monty is to basically pink nice

[00:47:10] Pink for my teammate called out for my teammates

[00:47:15] You better start running.

[00:47:17] And plant.

[00:47:19] If I can get a plant down, that's my job.

[00:47:21] That's all I'm gonna be focusing on in this entire series.

[00:47:24] It's every time I'm on attack, I need to plant.

[00:47:27] Every time!

[00:47:28] And when I'm on defense, I gotta use explosives.

[00:47:30] Remember, we cannot shoot!

[00:47:37] Here we go.

[00:47:38] It's time for my first plant.

[00:47:41] This is a bopry again.

[00:47:45] I can't shoot, I can't shoot.

[00:47:47] She makes you the good man?

[00:47:49] Grail's on me.

[00:47:55] I have to play.

[00:47:57] I can smoke this up and play.

[00:47:59] I can smoke this up and play.

[00:48:01] C4 support.

[00:48:05] This first smoke is going to be used as a fake to get down to brawl and throw C4.

[00:48:09] The second smoke is going to be the one I plant.

[00:48:13] smoke is giving the one-eyed plan

[00:48:23] easy peasy lemon squeezy easy peasy lemon squeezy turn up back for the boys

[00:48:34] I can't shoot but they don't know that the other team doesn't know that no don't

[00:48:40] Don't get behind me to the clutch!

[00:48:41] Don't get behind me to the clutch!

[00:48:42] I can't shoot!

[00:48:43] Don't get behind me to the clutch!

[00:48:50] You guys had one job!

[00:48:54] I just needed you to not die!

[00:48:58] See bro, I can't shoot,

[00:49:00] but the enemies don't know that.

[00:49:03] So they're gonna be just as scared of me.

[00:49:05] Do you understand what I'm saying?

[00:49:08] The enemies are going to be just as scared of me, right?

[00:49:11] This challenge is impossible.

[00:49:12] That's what a coward would say.

[00:49:14] Bro, we won that round.

[00:49:15] I just needed thermite and documbe to stay alive.

[00:49:18] You're talking like a coward.

[00:49:19] You're talking like an idiot.

[00:49:20] You're talking like a buff.

[00:49:22] I promise you, this is very winnable.

[00:49:25] I just need my switch to lock this.

[00:49:27] Now, I think Monty,

[00:49:29] so many thoughts running through my head.

[00:49:31] I think Monty is going to be the best bet.

[00:49:34] Blitz could be good for roam clearing.

[00:49:37] I think Monty's gonna be better for planting.

[00:49:39] As long as I'm locked in

[00:49:40] and I'm giving this 100% effort, we're good.

[00:49:43] Why didn't you shoot?

[00:49:44] Why aren't you shooting?

[00:49:46] Yo Jack, I don't know if I'm like speaking English.

[00:49:48] What the hell is that, Kate?

[00:49:50] Pick it up, quick!

[00:49:52] I don't know if I'm speaking proper English right now,

[00:49:54] so let me say this in slow motion.

[00:49:57] I'm not allowed to shoot.

[00:49:59] We're doing copper to champion, but I can't shoot.

[00:50:04] We're at a five to four, this is huge.

[00:50:05] One of the two mates left to go get dunked.

[00:50:06] This is perfect!

[00:50:08] We'll take as many free rounds as we can get. This is not gonna be easy!

[00:50:11] The point of this is to give you a new outlook and new perspective on siege.

[00:50:16] You can win rounds without shooting bullets. I've done it a million times.

[00:50:20] Remember guys, all these operators, they don't need bullets.

[00:50:22] Echo, I can win without shooting a bullet.

[00:50:24] Maestro, I can win without shooting a bullet.

[00:50:26] And EC4 operator, Pulse, Valkyrie, Lothys, anyone with intel.

[00:50:32] out, trap our braids, cap can't, lesion, all of these ops.

[00:50:38] We can, Kevara, I can flank with my knife now.

[00:50:41] Speaking of Kevara, I need to add a delay

[00:50:44] so we don't get strewn slight.

[00:50:45] The screen's gonna go blue for one second.

[00:50:47] I'll be back.

[00:51:02] This round, he probably wants to go get a pizza roll.

[00:51:14] It's all good because at the end of the day, we need as many three rounds as we can get

[00:51:18] if we're going to beat this challenge.

[00:51:20] Walk in and focus!

[00:51:21] Episode one is probably going to be two hours, boys.

[00:51:32] I'm just confident champion, but I can't shoot up a life.

[00:51:35] Focus, focus, focus, focus.

[00:51:37] Stay close to me.

[00:51:44] I can't even shoot the cameras, it's so annoying.

[00:51:52] Teammates.

[00:51:55] Okay, Twitch wants me to punch them.

[00:51:58] Twitch, let me go first, I'm gonna see them.

[00:52:00] I know I know I'm a 25-time champion don't I got me like that again 25 times check the stats

[00:52:18] Remember my plan is to plant my plan is to plan I'm gonna be the ultimate support player

[00:52:22] Go out the FK!

[00:52:29] Go out the FK!

[00:52:32] Go out the FK!

[00:52:34] Go out the FK!

[00:52:36] He's back.

[00:52:38] In the corner, corner, corner, corner.

[00:52:42] Kill the boys!

[00:52:44] Kill that boy!

[00:52:46] Kill that boy!

[00:52:48] Sorry. A little bit too much passion right now.

[00:52:51] Direct traffic! That's how you direct traffic!

[00:52:55] As a multiplayer, that's what I'm talking about!

[00:52:58] Come on! That's exactly what I'm talking about!

[00:53:04] Shout-out speed! That's what I'm talking about!

[00:53:08] Cool, calm collected. One-to-one.

[00:53:11] Please don't ban Marty. They're gonna ban Marty.

[00:53:14] Oh, que paso? No mames suave mi amigo.

[00:53:21] Okay, they banned Monty, see they're adapting.

[00:53:23] Even coppers have brains.

[00:53:25] Don't sleep, well, bronzes and silvers and a copter.

[00:53:29] Even silvers have brains, bro, they adapted.

[00:53:31] Okay, I should probably,

[00:53:35] chat, do we go blitz?

[00:53:36] Fuse.

[00:53:38] Wait a minute, you guys are cheaters!

[00:53:41] If I go fuse, I can get a kill with my grenades

[00:53:45] and I can plant.

[00:53:47] Brother, brother, oh my God, chat, I wanna,

[00:53:51] I want to suck you off if you're 18 plus.

[00:53:55] Chash, thank you.

[00:53:56] That is such good advice, oh my God.

[00:53:58] Cause first off it's downstairs.

[00:54:00] They're gonna go down again.

[00:54:01] I can use my fuse cluster chargers to get kills, right?

[00:54:04] I have smoke canisters for the plant.

[00:54:06] I have a shield for the plant.

[00:54:07] It's perfect.

[00:54:09] Most overpowered way in the game to plant and siege

[00:54:12] is turtle planting.

[00:54:13] Any shield can do it.

[00:54:15] Monty is the best, but they ban Monty,

[00:54:17] so we have to adapt.

[00:54:18] Focus, it's not about getting kills.

[00:54:20] Remember, I can't shoot.

[00:54:22] It's about being the best gosh darn teammate

[00:54:24] you've ever seen in your life.

[00:54:26] My job, why do I have stick drift?

[00:54:29] It's all good.

[00:54:30] Allow the stick drift to happen.

[00:54:33] My job, when I'm on attack for this entire series,

[00:54:37] plant every defuser I can.

[00:54:38] When I'm on defense, I have to get at least

[00:54:40] one kill with an explosive every round.

[00:54:43] Or I have to deny the plant.

[00:54:44] My only job is to be thinking,

[00:54:46] plant on attack, deny the plant an event.

[00:54:49] That's it.

[00:54:49] Even with rounds like that, I'm telling you!

[00:54:52] We might mix in some cavera gameplay, especially on this map!

[00:54:56] Cavera's really good on this map!

[00:54:57] Pros!

[00:54:58] Pros use cavera on this map!

[00:55:00] Really good on this map!

[00:55:01] Take a sip of the coffee, I'm not yapping, shut up!

[00:55:07] All right.

[00:55:13] Mod everybody that's effuse.

[00:55:18] I'm gonna tap use

[00:55:20] here we go chat rainbow succeeds but I can't shoot lock in

[00:55:49] Give me one kill please give me one

[00:56:01] I'm gonna blow this up to get them to run they're gonna run over here now

[00:56:13] Dude I haven't even gotten you totally what am I doing

[00:56:19] Oh my god, this entire time I was using the wrong side.

[00:56:35] Oh my god, it's embarrassing.

[00:56:39] But watch this.

[00:56:42] I am the biggest sack of garbage ever teammates please please please

[00:57:04] These teammates! Yes!

[00:57:06] 3D1, 3D1!

[00:57:08] No, no, no!

[00:57:10] What are you doing?

[00:57:12] What are you doing, Blant?

[00:57:14] Blant! Yes!

[00:57:16] Oh my god.

[00:57:18] Bro, that's so embarrassing.

[00:57:20] I used three boost charges

[00:57:22] on nothing.

[00:57:24] Wow.

[00:57:26] Bro!

[00:57:28] To be fair, my teammates

[00:57:30] were making bird-eyed Ogre.

[00:57:32] I know like disgusting.

[00:57:34] Okay, listen, if we go downstairs,

[00:57:38] I'm gonna roam with K'vara.

[00:57:39] K'vara is probably the best operator in the game

[00:57:42] for not shooting, because I can knife them

[00:57:44] in my silent step and knock them.

[00:57:47] And then right after I can interrogate them.

[00:57:48] It just instantly go like,

[00:57:50] there's gonna be a lot of K'vara gameplay today.

[00:57:53] On top of that, if we go up top,

[00:57:54] I know a crazy C4 strat, like a crazy one, okay?

[00:57:59] Somebody lock in.

[00:58:00] Now, I could go bandit.

[00:58:05] Bro, I know an insane C4 strat here.

[00:58:08] I think I should go bandit.

[00:58:10] We haven't even got to kill yet.

[00:58:11] Bro, it's not easy.

[00:58:12] Seize without surdick, it's not easy.

[00:58:14] Stop talking and mute yourself.

[00:58:18] You being in this stream right now is your choice.

[00:58:21] I'm not gonna mute myself because you're an asshole.

[00:58:29] Why Polskow Kvara?

[00:58:30] I'm going Bandit for two reasons.

[00:58:31] Reason number one, I could deny the wolf.

[00:58:33] Reason number two, I know a crazy C4 lineup

[00:58:36] and I need a C4 for it.

[00:58:37] I learned this like a year ago

[00:58:39] or two years ago from SPOIT.

[00:58:40] It's one of the best C4 spots in the game.

[00:58:45] My only job is Bandit.

[00:58:47] It's reinforce, reinforce, reinforce, reinforce.

[00:58:49] Bandit, bandit, bandit, bandit, bandit.

[00:58:52] Get a C4 kill.

[00:58:53] If I can get a C4 kill, it's over.

[00:58:55] Focus! Lock in and concentrate!

[00:59:06] Mira, I gotta go, hurry up! Hurry up, honeybuck!

[00:59:09] Move! Move! Fuck you, brain dead!

[00:59:13] I can't, I cannot stand solo queue players.

[00:59:19] I'm never gonna get that drone.

[00:59:22] I'm forgetting where the C4 spot is.

[00:59:25] Wait, where's the C4 spot? I'm forgetting where it is.

[00:59:28] Wait, no, this is bad. I'm forgetting where the C4 spot is.

[00:59:32] Where the hell is this? Where the back?

[00:59:33] Now you don't.

[00:59:37] Exploring field.

[00:59:39] I'm not even kidding. I think I forgot where it is.

[00:59:44] This is it. I found it.

[00:59:46] Ramp control vibration on.

[00:59:49] This is it. This is the spot.

[00:59:52] All I gotta do...

[00:59:55] Listen, listen, this is the best C4 in the game I'm telling you.

[01:00:05] I gotta wait for them to drop.

[01:00:24] They're down here, this is bad.

[01:00:31] They're not even pushing the bridge.

[01:00:35] They're downstairs.

[01:00:54] I don't want to be that guy, but he didn't drone I

[01:01:01] Just can't prove it, but I'm 89% sure he streams that mix he didn't drone and then ran down the stairs and pre-aim

[01:01:11] We might even even longer delay wow ready to be a longer delay

[01:01:17] Come on teammates, please one this also none of them went for the breach really

[01:01:24] When is the house after penis?

[01:01:29] Clutch it up!

[01:01:31] Get up!

[01:01:33] Stand up!

[01:01:35] What the fuck is that?

[01:01:37] All friendly should be neutralized.

[01:01:41] Okay.

[01:01:42] I'm 89% sure that that guy's stream snapping.

[01:01:45] You know what?

[01:01:46] 95% sure.

[01:01:47] I'm open three lead.

[01:01:49] This is the hardest challenge ever!

[01:01:51] Okay.

[01:01:52] It's not about the KD. I've gotten the plant down. I'm doing my job. All right, band jackal. No band line

[01:02:00] Listen chat

[01:02:02] Have a couple of ideas

[01:02:05] I might I might even longer delay I

[01:02:08] Might be a longer delay after this game. I'll do it longer delay. No, let's go down guys go down, please please guys

[01:02:15] Clash could be smart too

[01:02:17] No, I don't have flash. Okay

[01:02:22] Bro, I just, I can't prove it but I'm like 99% sure of the sniping.

[01:02:28] Why would you ever, why would you run down the staircase and pre-aim that window?

[01:02:32] It doesn't even make sense if you're attacking the upstairs side.

[01:02:36] Bandit was good, I don't know, like if they're just gonna snipe they're gonna snipe, I

[01:02:43] don't know.

[01:02:44] He ran down the stairs for no reason and pre-aimed me.

[01:02:48] What?

[01:02:49] That's not even the sight!

[01:02:50] It's on me though.

[01:02:52] should have did was I should have dipped earlier I should go pulse throw pull all

[01:02:56] pulses way smarter because if I go pulse I would have just known he was there

[01:02:59] the whole time secure the area keep the bombs protected

[01:03:05] well I want to go down so I can go cavera but I have a feeling my team is

[01:03:08] gonna keep voting off and we're gonna lose the game

[01:03:12] I'm thinking should I go for a seat over here?

[01:03:37] If that kid's gonna snipe the jump out.

[01:03:39] Five seconds in counting.

[01:03:41] I'm on cut.

[01:03:42] Thank you, thank you.

[01:03:44] Why do you only drown me?

[01:03:45] What are you doing?

[01:04:00] All right, I have a Crest keyboard.

[01:04:02] I have to make sure this gets a kill.

[01:04:07] I can't leave without any.

[01:04:11] I gotta have to fix that as well.

[01:04:13] What is my lean settings?

[01:04:14] That and the razor shell.

[01:04:15] Come on, this seems so winnable.

[01:04:16] Give me that drone, buddy.

[01:04:17] Game over.

[01:04:18] All right, this is my thing.

[01:04:19] I don't care.

[01:04:20] You can just tell me how to apply.

[01:04:21] I get...

[01:04:22] Wait, wait.

[01:04:23] We have to fuse her.

[01:04:24] Okay.

[01:04:25] Okay.

[01:04:26] Okay.

[01:04:27] Okay.

[01:04:28] Okay.

[01:04:29] Okay.

[01:04:30] Okay.

[01:04:31] Okay.

[01:04:32] Okay.

[01:04:33] Okay.

[01:04:34] Okay.

[01:04:35] Wait, wait, we have to fuse her.

[01:04:39] Hold up.

[01:04:40] I'm going to get a C4 kill on Brava.

[01:04:42] I literally guarantee it.

[01:04:49] I guarantee you I get a C4 kill on Brava.

[01:04:53] I'm doing it.

[01:04:58] I can't shoot the sword.

[01:05:04] I'm so, I'm so much better than you!

[01:05:22] I can't even use my gun and you still suck!

[01:05:26] All ears, baby.

[01:05:30] Job's not finished.

[01:05:31] 3v2.

[01:05:32] 3v2. I need to deny the plant. Oh god.

[01:05:41] They don't have diffuser.

[01:05:44] What am I doing? They don't have diffuser. Why are they going for me? What?

[01:05:49] They don't have diffuser and they're going for me. What are they doing? What are they doing?

[01:05:52] They don't have diffuser and they're going for me. What?

[01:05:56] Bro, if I can escape, I can't shoot.

[01:06:02] I don't know what to do. I can't shoot.

[01:06:05] I have to waste time.

[01:06:07] Oh, baby. On God, I'm going to stream sniping.

[01:06:10] There's enough time. Imagine stream sniping somebody who's not shooting. This is so like, chat-like.

[01:06:15] teammate, you have diffuser? This is so winnable.

[01:06:19] I don't want to show my teammate because I know they're sniping.

[01:06:28] Yes! Yes!

[01:06:30] 1v1!

[01:06:32] Run! Run!

[01:06:34] Why would you?

[01:06:36] Why would you swing?

[01:06:42] Yup, using the Jinxie Charm.

[01:06:44] Using the Jinxie Charm while stream slapping.

[01:06:47] Bara!

[01:06:48] Okay, I might add an even longer delay.

[01:06:50] I wanna win this so bad.

[01:06:52] Screen's gonna go blue in about 10 seconds.

[01:06:54] I'm adding an even longer delay.

[01:06:56] This is actually annoying on God!

[01:06:59] teammates please vote down please vote down

[01:07:29] Can we go down? Can we go downstairs?

[01:07:39] Do you miss? Do you miss? Vote lab. Vote lab. Trust me. We'll win lab, I promise.

[01:07:46] Bahra! Most classic solo queue experience ever.

[01:07:52] We lose upstairs? We go there again. We lose upstairs again.

[01:07:58] We go there again.

[01:08:01] We lose upstairs again!

[01:08:02] We go there again!

[01:08:03] WHAT ARE WE DOING?!

[01:08:06] We've lost upstairs twice and we voted it three times in a row.

[01:08:08] I'm going to be pre-fired this happening on the first round.

[01:08:12] Alright, I haven't even longed for the light.

[01:08:16] I'm getting stream sniped.

[01:08:18] Like, I'm not, I'm literally not even using my gun and they're still sniping.

[01:08:22] Like, this is insane.

[01:08:23] And I'm on a slurp account!

[01:08:25] It's actually next level degeneracy

[01:08:42] Remember guys that I'm not allowed to shoot

[01:09:25] It's gonna help me down aren't they? Yeah, they come again. This exact like this is probably

[01:09:36] the cringiest human beings I've ever encountered. They're chasing me down with a shield. I don't

[01:09:50] I don't even know what to do. My teammates are literally brain dead and went to the same site

[01:09:56] I've seen it a couple of times in a row.

[01:10:03] It's sacri-

[01:10:08] Yeah, GT. I mean, they're just stream slapping, I don't know.

[01:10:18] Can't shoot a bullet and getting sniped. This is probably the most miserable I've ever been in my life.

[01:10:24] hardest challenge I've ever done. I need to find a way to flank. I don't know how about

[01:10:40] I don't know. I don't know how I can win this. How can I, how can I do it without shooting?

[01:10:55] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. If I could

[01:11:02] If I could shoot, he'd already be dead.

[01:11:10] It's like a horror movie. Is he in the stream or not?

[01:11:32] I

[01:11:34] Own you you're sniping is I can't shoot and I still own you

[01:11:52] Okay

[01:11:54] Jack the 15 seconds delay literally saved my life

[01:11:58] I'm not kidding. If I had a one second delay, it's over. I promise it's over. This is so hard.

[01:12:08] I have to be thinking like 20 steps ahead. Okay, we need to go down.

[01:12:16] teammates, teammates, teammates, this like banter four times in a row.

[01:12:21] teammates, it's a free win if we go down. I'm just gonna go cap and just literally interrogate all of them.

[01:12:26] Please stop going up! I want to have an aneurysm!

[01:12:34] Alright, I guess we're going up.

[01:12:37] I could go Oryx for the Monty.

[01:12:39] Oh, Oryx would be gross, but then again, I need the C4.

[01:12:42] Because the C4, it's like, then I have like,

[01:12:45] bro, on some maps I'm telling you this challenge would be easy.

[01:12:50] Border? I could get so many C4 kills on Border.

[01:12:53] Cloth organ?

[01:12:56] Come on, lock him.

[01:13:00] First game is cinema.

[01:13:01] They're literally sniping.

[01:13:02] I guarantee it.

[01:13:03] Like, I can just tell.

[01:13:04] First round, how I died to Lyon, most unnatural death ever.

[01:13:08] He's attacking upstairs.

[01:13:09] He randomly sides a minute into the round to walk downstairs and aim where I am.

[01:13:15] With no drone.

[01:13:16] All right!

[01:13:17] I want to win so bad to scut this time.

[01:13:20] Oh my God.

[01:13:22] Oh my god.

[01:13:23] This is actually the most impossible job.

[01:13:26] It's actually a lot easier if I wasn't getting tonight, but it is one of those.

[01:13:32] There we go, there we go, there we go.

[01:13:37] Bro, getting drums is the most annoying thing.

[01:13:42] They literally clear the top out every time.

[01:13:49] The op-for is located at bomb. Get ready to engage.

[01:13:53] Harkbeats are activated.

[01:13:57] I might have a different plan.

[01:14:01] That's faultable.

[01:14:19] I'm sorry.

[01:14:26] This is so hard.

[01:14:33] Bro, how is Silver smart enough to not walk through the door there?

[01:14:41] This is so hard.

[01:14:45] Bro, how is Silver smart enough to not walk through the door there?

[01:14:48] I have to knife somebody in the back again.

[01:14:53] The only way I can really get a kill is if they lurk.

[01:14:56] The 15 second delay is literally saving my life right now though.

[01:15:41] All things considered.

[01:15:47] I don't know what to do.

[01:15:48] They have IQ, of course.

[01:15:50] All right.

[01:15:52] These guys are like chud-maxing on the other team.

[01:15:58] Oh my god, teammates are still clutched.

[01:16:04] I think I should start flying.

[01:16:06] I think I should start fighting, but I'm not aware.

[01:16:20] Shhh.

[01:16:21] Listen, listen.

[01:16:22] Listen.

[01:16:23] Listen, chat, listen.

[01:16:54] I mean teammate, I'm buying you so much time.

[01:16:57] Fuck.

[01:16:59] I should have just went through the door

[01:17:00] if you weren't killed Monty.

[01:17:01] Oh my god, that's so annoying.

[01:17:03] I could have killed Buck for like, oh my god.

[01:17:06] teammate, I'm buying you so much time just killing.

[01:17:10] Bro, Buck was so unaware of me being on the breach

[01:17:13] that like he was still focused on my team.

[01:17:16] Oh my god, I was trying to like get Buck

[01:17:18] to worry about me so my teammates could kill him.

[01:17:22] I should have just hopped through the breach

[01:17:23] That might have caught me.

[01:17:25] If I, what am I doing?

[01:17:27] If I would have flanked the door,

[01:17:28] I would have won.

[01:17:29] I have the perfect flank!

[01:17:31] I should have flanked the door.

[01:17:34] Oh my God, this is so hard!

[01:17:37] Team XQ, we go downstairs for Christ's sake!

[01:17:42] You guys are so dumb!

[01:17:45] Like this is why you're silver!

[01:17:48] Upstairs, upstairs, upstairs, upstairs.

[01:17:49] We've lost three out of four times.

[01:17:52] Go down, trust me!

[01:17:59] Well, I can't use Monty.

[01:18:00] I have to actually think.

[01:18:06] I don't know.

[01:18:09] I have to use, I think, fuse.

[01:18:13] Bro, this is gonna be so incredibly hard.

[01:18:18] If they're upstairs, I almost wanna use blitz.

[01:18:22] and just pushing my team.

[01:18:26] Bro, I gotta find out if they're upstairs or downstairs.

[01:18:28] This first game is gonna be cinema.

[01:18:30] If I can just get out of this stream snipe flooded lobby, we'll be fine.

[01:18:34] Tell them I went into game chat and shouted

[01:18:36] go down, go down, go down, go down for 10 seconds.

[01:18:38] None of them are on the mic.

[01:18:40] They keep voting up and I'm gonna have an aneurysm.

[01:18:42] We can't win up!

[01:18:44] Doi, doi, doi!

[01:18:45] We would have won this game 20 minutes ago if we just went down.

[01:18:48] But it's not solo QCG.

[01:18:50] Click the first site and they're like they don't stop clicking it. It's so brain that

[01:18:55] Just go down. We would have been out of this lobby. I would have got a double interrogation triple interrogation

[01:19:05] And they're out I gotta go blitz here, I need to go blitz and just push for my team

[01:19:09] The only way I'm useful is if I'm with my team if I'm by myself

[01:19:12] I won't be able to get the kill cuz we'll be able to go the only way I'm useful if I push it my team

[01:19:17] I need smoke so I can kill him as well.

[01:19:22] I need to jump somebody and flash them.

[01:19:25] That's the best way I can be useful.

[01:19:30] I promise you I would be doing so much better if these guys weren't snacking.

[01:19:35] Hopefully next game we get a whole new lobby.

[01:19:37] I despise my team and I despise the enemy team.

[01:19:39] This doesn't happen too often.

[01:19:41] Actually it's probably every solo queue game.

[01:19:46] tonight brain dead five IQ teammates and a team kill all right so here's what I'm

[01:19:51] gonna do next game I'm gonna put on streamer mode so the cringe degenerate

[01:19:55] losers in my chat can't message my teammates because I already know that's

[01:19:58] what's happening they're just messaging my teammates like yo yo you're playing

[01:20:03] with a streamer yo team kill the streamer yo team kill the streamer and then

[01:20:07] they message the other team bro I promise you there are literally people in

[01:20:11] my stream I swear to God I know this for a fact because I have so much proof

[01:20:14] There are people in my stream who look at the leaderboard and message the enemy team to

[01:20:20] stream snipe me and then message my team to team kill me.

[01:20:24] So all I'm going to do is hide screen for the next game and have a shooter mode on.

[01:20:29] That way everybody has fake gamer packs.

[01:20:31] Because this is unbearable.

[01:20:33] I literally completely forgot about this.

[01:20:35] All my main account after mode on but not on this account.

[01:20:40] stream sniped and getting team killed and not able to shoot a bullet. There are literally

[01:20:46] people in the chat, you know, refund the prediction. Mods, I'm not even going to lie, refund the

[01:20:52] prediction. This has been the most chopped game of siege ever. Hopefully though, we

[01:20:59] get a whole new lobby. If my teammates can clutch this, we'll win the last round.

[01:21:02] I swear to god we will. Oh my god! Wait a minute. Mods, refund any place though.

[01:21:09] I don't want to have a game in the prediction world.

[01:21:12] Bro, if my team wins, that's not promised. We win the game.

[01:21:24] He's behind the desk just kill him. You know he's behind the desk.

[01:21:30] Ash, you gotta swing him. What are you afraid of Ash? Just swing him.

[01:21:34] What are you afraid of? Ash just swing. Ash, he's right there. All right, let me go to game chat.

[01:21:39] Yo, Ash, he's literally right behind the desk. Just swing him and destroy him.

[01:21:44] Alright. Free kill for nine seconds, he doesn't swing. I don't know. You can't even coach this.

[01:21:51] Ash, you know he's behind the desk! Why are you not playing Ang?!

[01:21:56] These are like, this is why we drone. These are the moments.

[01:21:59] You have a guy pinned behind the desk. Swing him. Now he's down on the desk.

[01:22:04] How do you know where he is?

[01:22:06] Fnapa Dama Zahrai!

[01:22:11] Holy fucking shit.

[01:22:13] Knocked him. You knocked him.

[01:22:16] Hey, this guy wins this round. We're gonna win the game.

[01:22:18] Where are you going? Where are you going?

[01:22:20] Where are you going? Where are you going? What are you doing?

[01:22:21] Woo!

[01:22:24] Oh my god! I can't watch this!

[01:22:26] You ran out of the building to run back in, so now it's mathematically impossible to win?

[01:22:31] What are you doing?!

[01:22:33] Yeah, sure enough, sure enough. No, no, no.

[01:22:36] I knew I forgot something in my settings. I forgot what to do.

[01:22:40] We need anonymous gamertags.

[01:22:43] Runs out of the building to run back in the building with 9 seconds left.

[01:22:48] On top of that, boats upstairs every round, even though we've lost it three times and what it wants.

[01:22:57] Sweet Mother of Jesus. I want to... I want to vomit on my guests.

[01:23:02] I'm getting stream sniped and team killed and I'm playing in the bottom the R6 everyone on my team has a rock in their head

[01:23:10] What was that and I can't shoot?

[01:23:13] Wow

[01:23:14] All right, so remote cinema up here as you know

[01:23:18] Rename other players all hit a math big to play yep. Yep

[01:23:23] Everything use privacy nickname all

[01:23:25] All right, we literally hit everything.

[01:23:35] Here are stats on Comparative Champion when I can't shoot a bullet.

[01:23:38] Now, would it get stream sniped?

[01:23:40] Would it get team killed?

[01:23:41] I think I can do this.

[01:23:43] As long as we get a lobby with no snipers, no team killers,

[01:23:47] I'm going to do this.

[01:23:48] Dude, I'm not kidding when I say this chat.

[01:23:57] That was the worst team I've ever had in my life.

[01:24:00] He has a drone on a kid for like a minute.

[01:24:04] Doesn't peek him.

[01:24:05] I don't know why.

[01:24:06] It's a 2v3.

[01:24:07] You have to get the kill to win.

[01:24:09] Doesn't peek him.

[01:24:10] Drones him for no reason.

[01:24:12] Knows he's behind the desk.

[01:24:13] Keep strolling him.

[01:24:15] Keep seeing he's behind the desk.

[01:24:17] out of the building and then runs back into the building with five seconds.

[01:24:21] Bop!

[01:24:22] I got a high screen.

[01:24:26] Chapter game two, we got a high screen.

[01:24:29] There's no other option.

[01:24:31] If there's going to be people that are going to ruin this, then I have to high screen.

[01:24:35] I already know what happened.

[01:24:38] People in my chat messaged people on my team to team kill me and then messaged people

[01:24:43] on the other team to snipe me.

[01:24:44] Swear to God, I know it because it's happened thousands of times.

[01:24:53] I actually want to puke. That lobby was a lobotomy, literally, like lobotomy.

[01:24:59] Oh my God.

[01:25:02] Also, layer, like, literally, that game of siege stands alone. Like, when I'm on my deathbed,

[01:25:09] I'm gonna look back at that game as the most unenjoyable game of siege of my life on layer

[01:25:16] Getting streams night can't shoot a bullet and getting team kill and everyone on my team has like nine IQ combined

[01:25:24] Like two IQ each that was insane

[01:25:28] All right, this is a complete a new dog boys look streams like this chat message this message these guys

[01:25:34] We have ten fake gamer tags now we cook all right

[01:25:39] What's the worst map for not being able to shoot? Probably Cafe Game 2. Clear the

[01:25:47] mindset? Fresh game.

[01:26:09] I run over to lock it. We know the rules. All right, let's go. This game's gonna be

[01:26:21] way better because there's gonna be zero something. We're in a totally new lobby. I have two

[01:26:27] copper teammates. Wow, this is gonna be interesting. Okay. Copper the champion, but we can't shoot

[01:26:38] I think Blitz could be the play, maybe Malti, if I want to get kills bro, Fuse could be good,

[01:26:47] Ying could be good, bro imagine I Ying and knife, Sledge Rush could be good, I have

[01:26:54] a couple of ideas in this game, okay I have a couple of ideas, defense is always going

[01:26:58] to be easier without being able to shoot, attack is hard, but attack has shields, so

[01:27:03] it kind of camps out, both are winnable bro, if we're not getting sniped we could

[01:27:07] You get some wins today.

[01:27:08] I'm not kidding.

[01:27:10] Lock in boys.

[01:27:11] Let's go.

[01:27:14] We need to look at a bomb.

[01:27:19] Game two.

[01:27:19] Let's go.

[01:27:20] Lock this in.

[01:27:21] Let's go.

[01:27:27] Okay.

[01:27:28] They're upstairs with an Aruni and a Mute.

[01:27:30] Bro, I'm gonna go Monty.

[01:27:32] Should I go EMPs?

[01:27:34] Yeah.

[01:27:35] I wanna go EMPs.

[01:27:36] I'm gonna throw him down the wall.

[01:27:37] We're going to be the most hardcore support player ever to that.

[01:27:41] We're literally just playing objective base siege and we will go on a winning streak, I promise.

[01:27:48] Sniping was the only reason why that game was closed. Oh god.

[01:27:52] I would have had like three C4 kills also and just my teammates having four IQ.

[01:27:58] Upstairs, we lose, upstairs, we lose, upstairs, we lose.

[01:28:03] It's like bro, you wonder why you're silver god

[01:28:07] Change the site up

[01:28:15] All right, I'm gonna go you in peace. I'm gonna walk. I disagree with that ass charge

[01:28:26] All right, if you're ready, I'm ready

[01:28:29] Wait, is it bandit or K? I gotta know

[01:28:33] You can't use your gun yet, sir, but I thought my are you

[01:29:00] I don't want to get a game chat because I don't want to get team kills, give me a thermite.

[01:29:20] Yo thermite, I have EMPs, come up here, you're good, I have EMPs.

[01:29:26] Platoon, I'm here.

[01:29:49] Atreus!

[01:29:56] Skater, of course.

[01:30:02] Here comes the plant specialist.

[01:30:15] Get him boys!

[01:30:16] Yeah!

[01:30:18] Yo bro, I'm losing a lot of brain cells today.

[01:30:22] Bro, because like,

[01:30:23] Because I'm playing support after my so happily on my team that was a hard watch that was an excruciating watch

[01:30:38] Okay, I wasn't able to drone the cave because it was he muted the drone roll. I wasn't able to drop all right lock it

[01:30:44] Okay, come on. Let's stack up some wins for a second some wins. Yeah

[01:30:49] I'm thinking I just go throw it again

[01:30:51] sorry sorry Monty again bro I kind of want to rust a window with Ying bro I

[01:30:57] feel like I could I could get a knife kill easily bro I'm telling you Chad I

[01:31:02] feel like if I ging them I could get a knife kill I'm not kidding so you guys

[01:31:07] I think I should go Ying, Blitz, or Monty.

[01:31:11] Oh, what do you think?

[01:31:16] They banned fuse?

[01:31:23] Just fire your gun already.

[01:31:24] Breathe the final!

[01:31:32] Ying?

[01:31:33] Bro, I feel like if I go Ying,

[01:31:35] I could get him to use the yellow one to locate a bomb.

[01:31:39] A Sledge Rush could be crazy, but I think it could work.

[01:31:42] Bro, a Sledge Rush could be crazy.

[01:31:47] You can't knife kill with Blitz.

[01:31:48] It just keeps punching them endlessly.

[01:31:51] Oh no, you can't, you can't.

[01:31:53] You're actually right.

[01:31:54] I can put the shield on my back.

[01:31:59] The drone has located a bomb.

[01:32:01] All right, chat.

[01:32:02] Using only a knife this is gonna be risky, but I think this could work. I'm not kidding.

[01:32:09] Jeff it's gonna be really risky, but I think this could work, alright? Lock in!

[01:32:15] Five seconds to insertion.

[01:32:20] Proceed to bomb location and defuse it.

[01:32:24] Please don't do any kill. Mike, please.

[01:32:27] Sledge is tallyed?

[01:32:32] Nah, trust me.

[01:32:33] Look bro, if you're playing Siege without the ability to shoot, the best way to get

[01:32:37] shells is this.

[01:32:38] Trust me.

[01:32:39] I got you!

[01:32:40] I don't know how!

[01:32:41] I don't know how but I got you!

[01:32:42] Oh my god!

[01:32:43] I got you!

[01:32:44] I got you!

[01:32:45] I got you!

[01:32:46] I got you!

[01:32:47] I got you!

[01:32:48] I got you!

[01:32:49] I got you!

[01:32:50] I got you!

[01:32:51] I got you!

[01:32:52] I got you!

[01:32:53] I got you!

[01:32:54] I got you!

[01:32:55] I got you!

[01:32:56] I got you!

[01:32:57] Oh my god! What is this shit?

[01:33:00] Bro, I couldn't have actually knifed him.

[01:33:02] I don't know how, but how are we losing?

[01:33:05] Let's watch my team!

[01:33:06] teammates!

[01:33:07] 3v2

[01:33:15] What the?!

[01:33:17] They're gonna blow up the wall?

[01:33:20] They're gonna blow up the wall?

[01:33:21] They're gonna blow up the wall?

[01:33:22] I don't know how but I got you wait please tell me blow up the wall before he dies right

[01:33:36] oh my god he didn't drop them oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh

[01:33:43] teammates, you got this!

[01:33:46] teammates, you...

[01:33:52] reaction time?

[01:33:55] teammates, you got this! 2v2!

[01:33:59] are you reloading with 20 bullets?

[01:34:02] 2v1! YES 2v1!

[01:34:05] you hear him, you know where he is!

[01:34:07] LEFT! LEFT!

[01:34:09] That's a door. Why don't you go get a closed off door? Is there a boulder in your head?

[01:34:18] Look left you idiot! Oh my god, I can't watch this, I can't watch this.

[01:34:23] Plant, plant, plant. Why are you drowning? Your teammate's in sight. Plant, plant, plant.

[01:34:28] He's on the door. Yes! Yo.

[01:34:31] Yo

[01:34:34] Do you want to be honest I'm gonna be honest

[01:34:38] Um, I don't know how I got two grenade kills bro when I was rushing kids pause when I was rushing dorms

[01:34:45] I thought there wouldn't be a rotation when I saw that rotational. I thought it was death

[01:34:50] I thought it was dad. I'm gonna be honest, but it worked now

[01:34:54] I'm assuming they're gonna go down, but remember

[01:34:56] coppers and silvers just keep voting the same site over and over and over so

[01:35:01] we'll see if you want your teammates to take you seriously you got to play

[01:35:06] shield operators bro I played shield operators last game and got team kill I

[01:35:09] think it just comes down to if they're snapping or not okay Monty could be good

[01:35:17] okay I have a feeling they're gonna go down if they go up I might go blitz

[01:35:23] But I could ying brush big window ying brush big window would work. I know for a fact it was I

[01:35:29] Could ying the whole site walk in and start knifing people

[01:35:33] literally

[01:35:37] Come on, let's start stacking up wins chat lock in

[01:35:47] Did you see the class up there bro, they're actually fixing the game. Yo, buddy. Thank you for the time. Appreciate you probably meant

[01:35:53] We need to locate a bomb.

[01:35:57] Could you maybe go down on me?

[01:35:59] Daniel, shut up!

[01:36:01] Expo, they're getting behind me.

[01:36:05] We're looking good, boys!

[01:36:06] No snipers, it's looking like a dog!

[01:36:09] OK, they went down.

[01:36:10] Think, think, think.

[01:36:11] What should I do?

[01:36:12] How could I get a kill?

[01:36:14] Drone has located a bomb.

[01:36:18] I think this.

[01:36:20] I think this could be really good for down.

[01:36:23] should I go Monty insertion in 10 seconds

[01:36:29] should I go Monty

[01:36:34] should I go Monty

[01:36:38] you found a bomb take your way to a location and abuse it

[01:36:46] I'm gonna try to be the best Monty player known to man time

[01:36:49] I'm gonna follow my team.

[01:37:19] shoot the gun, shoot the gun, shoot the gun, shoot the gun, shoot the gun, thank you

[01:37:32] Did my own teammate just- GRINDEEZE MEH!

[01:37:52] No I can't, I can't make this up.

[01:37:54] I'm actually gonna lose my mind doing this.

[01:37:57] OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?!

[01:38:06] I wouldn't survive if you just literally just dropped your controller, I would have lived.

[01:38:10] If you literally just dropped your controller.

[01:38:13] He donated me to 20HP and I had to turn to face the grenades so I got shot in the back.

[01:38:19] How are you so bad for you're killing me every round teammates how are you that bad

[01:38:30] It's not even intentional. They're so bad that they're unintentionally killing me

[01:38:35] For me to please win. Please. I don't care as long as we win. I don't care as long as we win

[01:38:41] I don't care as long as we win

[01:38:43] 31

[01:38:44] 3d1 3d1 reason reason all right, they got it

[01:39:05] It means we're winning look brown

[01:39:09] pink pearl

[01:39:10] Who's actually our top frag?

[01:39:12] somehow grenade me I don't know how he wasn't even trying to his grenade like

[01:39:19] missed so it blew me up okay lock it I'm on defense now chat all right lock in

[01:39:31] all right on defense I have a lot of confidence hopefully we go down so I

[01:39:37] Bro

[01:39:40] Guys if we go down I'm gonna put on a master class

[01:39:50] Okay, I have to get C4 kill somehow

[01:39:55] Let me think

[01:40:02] I'd have an idea

[01:40:07] I have an idea. I have an idea. Audio delay? What do you mean, audio delay? Audio delay?

[01:40:15] How about just the audio delay, the chat saying the audio delay. Chad, I really hope you're

[01:40:20] trolling. Really hope you're trolling. I really hope you're trolling.

[01:40:30] the bombs. No, why troll about that? We haven't shot a bullet yet. I mean, hey, one

[01:40:54] One not bad

[01:41:01] Hi, I can't shoot what should I do that second to insertion?

[01:41:09] Five seconds in counting

[01:41:12] Right chat lock in we know the rules brown confidence champion, but we can't shoot

[01:41:24] I don't have any evidence.

[01:41:29] Fixed. Julia, nothing got fixed. The audio's been fine.

[01:41:37] Locking check.

[01:41:40] Whoa.

[01:41:41] Hold up, hold up, hold up.

[01:41:42] We might be able to get a lot of kills.

[01:41:44] Jump in, I dare you.

[01:41:46] Jump in.

[01:41:50] I gotta handle this guy first.

[01:41:52] I gotta handle-

[01:41:53] Up for Located Abombs. Protect it.

[01:41:55] This is actually so fun. Plank sees like this, I'm not gonna lie.

[01:42:00] That's what I was gonna see for.

[01:42:03] I can easily flank this guy. I gotta wait for him to go up the stairs, but...

[01:42:13] Rainbow succeeds, but you can't shoot a bullet.

[01:42:17] It's off to a good start.

[01:42:23] How DMP was actually perfect.

[01:42:28] Walk and chat.

[01:42:38] I just want to...

[01:42:40] We might have another victim here.

[01:42:46] As soon as you hop in, you're getting C4, I just want to watch you.

[01:42:50] I'm not gonna be able to use my gun, but I can't use my car!

[01:43:17] This is so fun!

[01:43:20] I'm actually so smart come on come on bro 2k without shooting. Oh my god

[01:43:30] It's gonna be a three cat. I'm telling you bro. I have the diffuser on white as well. This is actually fun

[01:43:37] It's actually fun

[01:43:41] Yeah, please

[01:43:50] No, I miss.

[01:43:57] Right here, right on the skeleton, right on the skeleton team.

[01:44:06] 10 seconds left.

[01:44:12] Oh my god!

[01:44:15] Four kills with just a blade!

[01:44:18] FOUR TEAMS WITH ME AND THE APRILAIT!

[01:44:21] THIS IS SO FUN!

[01:44:24] See what I mean when people don't stream time? I'm telling you, it's winnable!

[01:44:30] LET'S GO!

[01:44:32] Bro, oh my god.

[01:44:35] I can't believe my C4 was the only one I didn't get to go.

[01:44:38] Guys, let's go chat!

[01:44:40] Alright, I'm telling you, I told you this was possible.

[01:44:42] Just the first game being stream timers was so unfortunate.

[01:44:45] And now that I've seen your mode, we're chilling.

[01:44:47] I'm gonna go queue a third game and go take a BRB.

[01:44:51] I told you it's possible.

[01:45:15] You

[01:45:45] I

[01:45:47] I

[01:45:49] It's your lucky.

[01:46:11] Lucky lucky.

[01:46:13] Rainbow six seats but we, oh my god, we got four in a can.

[01:46:18] That was a weird motion.

[01:46:25] We got Orgen again.

[01:46:26] Let's go guys!

[01:46:27] Oh my god I love you R6 gods!

[01:46:30] Thank you to the R6 gods!

[01:46:32] Chad we got Orgen again but better yet, we got Defense first.

[01:46:38] So I don't have to play Shield.

[01:46:40] Okay.

[01:46:41] I think we do St. Strat.

[01:46:42] St. Strat.

[01:46:43] St. Strat.

[01:46:44] St. Strat.

[01:46:45] If it ain't broke, don't fix it Moa.

[01:46:48] My Kennedy brother 1.0, bro. It's just the first game chalked me

[01:46:53] Bro, the first game was so annoying with the snipers

[01:46:56] But now we should be good because it's your mode FC with the five gifts in WSE in the chat

[01:47:03] Serves gonna think we're the prime Sam think I'm gonna fight beat on the divide appreciate all the primers. We don't suffer

[01:47:10] Guys solo queuing from copper five to champion without shooting a bullet lock in man

[01:47:18] I might do a football stream when I'm in England.

[01:47:30] DG, bigabritter1, maybe?

[01:47:33] Probably.

[01:47:34] And definitely.

[01:47:35] BK, bigabottle.

[01:47:36] Hey, Jinxie, can we get a foot cam?

[01:47:42] Absolutely not!

[01:47:46] I know you're gonna goon to it bro, so no!

[01:47:49] I know you're gonna goon!

[01:47:51] I know!

[01:47:53] We can't hear you hilarious chap, I can literally see my mic volume moving.

[01:48:05] Let me coach you on battleman.

[01:48:07] First ever battleman students gonna be sorrow, I don't have a coach yet.

[01:48:16] What are you doing stop we're not doing a foot cam we're not doing a foot cam buddy stop

[01:48:27] we're not doing one shut up lock in chat conference champion but I can't shoot come on

[01:48:39] Ah!

[01:48:41] Ah!

[01:48:41] It is my outpour.

[01:48:43] Applying sensor.

[01:48:44] Focus.

[01:48:45] We're looking good now.

[01:48:46] Now, oh no, did that drone see me?

[01:48:47] Please, God, don't tell me it saw me.

[01:48:52] I don't think it saw me.

[01:48:53] I don't think it saw me, I don't think it saw me,

[01:48:54] I don't think it saw me, I don't think it saw me,

[01:48:55] I don't think it saw me, I don't think it saw me.

[01:49:00] JR, thank you for the five gifted.

[01:49:02] Put the controller in my ass.

[01:49:09] Oh no. Is that freezer? Is that outside the building or is that at the top of the stairwell?

[01:49:20] Oh my god, I just shat myself.

[01:49:25] I thought I could go to the top of the stairs for a second. Oh my god.

[01:49:28] Guardian. Do a nip slip for the boys.

[01:49:33] Why did I do that?

[01:49:37] Okay, okay, okay. Focus, focus, focus. Focus!

[01:49:43] Oh, no, no, no. I need to get a support kill, no matter what.

[01:49:59] One more traffic window.

[01:50:02] No one's downstairs, which is interesting.

[01:50:07] Bro, please jump in the big window.

[01:50:11] We have a frost.

[01:50:17] Shadow, I need to get a C4 kill or it's wrapped.

[01:50:20] Hope it didn't get the diffuser.

[01:50:27] I'm gonna check below me.

[01:50:29] See if I can get a C4 kill.

[01:50:31] Wait a minute.

[01:51:37] Did I not mind you being the chest I should have full sprinted as soon as that guy started planting. I'm so bad

[01:51:45] Chat as soon as that guy started planting. I should have full sprinted. Oh

[01:51:52] No, yo teammates are we capable of going down or no?

[01:52:00] Teammates are we capable of going downstairs? I just want to ask just asking for a friend

[01:52:04] We haven't done it a single time today. I would love to know if we're capable. Oh my god. We're not capable

[01:52:10] So we're actually in copper bronze and silver. They actually just vote upstairs. Thank you. Thank God

[01:52:16] Okay, I'm gonna go to Vera and literally dominate. See this is what I was waiting for this whole time

[01:52:22] Finally

[01:52:23] I've been trying to catch you boys all day

[01:52:27] See now I can go to Vera now. It's over like check the kill feed

[01:52:34] I don't have to like, yeah, I know, high-fives is on it.

[01:52:42] You play too slow, just rush if you see someone wrong.

[01:52:46] If I rush, they're just going to shoot me.

[01:52:47] I have to catch them when they're vulnerable.

[01:52:49] I.E., when that guy was planting, I should have, I should have ran at them.

[01:52:55] When that guy was planting, I should have ran at them.

[01:52:57] It's okay.

[01:52:58] We're good, Chad.

[01:52:59] Don't you worry.

[01:53:00] Don't you worry.

[01:53:01] Don't you worry.

[01:53:02] We go we go we go we go we go

[01:53:10] Have as if you want I could reset my game after

[01:53:26] Secure the area keep the bombs protected all right rule one of gavera

[01:53:32] That's rule one of Cabera.

[01:53:34] So, I'm going to show you guys the highest level Cabera gameplay you've ever seen in your life.

[01:53:39] On top of that, I won't be able to shoot a bullet.

[01:53:42] So it's going to be pure game tech.

[01:53:44] Rule one of playing Cabera, do not let them drone you.

[01:53:47] If they drone you, you're just cooked.

[01:53:49] The breath base is half amounted.

[01:53:51] I'm going to move out with one second left.

[01:53:57] Alright.

[01:53:58] I'm bored is located a bomb accordingly. Yeah, the 10 seconds

[01:54:06] Five now insertion

[01:54:10] Rule two of Kibara

[01:54:19] Rule two of Kibara find the entry point what in God's green earth is our battery a lot of people are tensioner here

[01:54:28] of

[01:55:09] I'm not

[01:55:25] What's this guy doing

[01:55:33] Come on fire damn

[01:55:35] I don't know how.

[01:55:45] Watch this.

[01:55:46] Never empty your clip in my lobby!

[01:55:58] empty your magazine I told you bro I told you

[01:56:12] Kibara's the best off in the game if you can't shoot

[01:56:16] let's go bro it was just the stream snipers I'm telling you it was just the

[01:56:23] stream snipers I'm telling you oh my god

[01:56:30] yes okay what next um let me think let me think twitch yeah pants let's chat I

[01:56:41] told you man we just have to go down and let me go cap oh my god bro the reason

[01:56:47] why downstairs is mandatory it's cuz they actually have to answer the building

[01:56:51] upstairs they could just jump in the windows. I think Pulse is just my best bet here.

[01:56:58] See, K'vara could be good, but the thing is I need to get a C4 kill. I got one last

[01:57:03] round but my team did all that. The other thing, if I get a C4 kill, it kind of means

[01:57:09] they're already inside, and if they're already inside, I mean, I'm good. I'm going to

[01:57:12] I'll be honest.

[01:57:13] You had it, the audio's bugged, I'll fix it after this game.

[01:57:22] Real voice?

[01:57:23] What?

[01:57:24] What do you mean?

[01:57:28] Is my mic weird?

[01:57:34] What's up with my mic?

[01:57:36] Mommy?

[01:57:37] What?

[01:57:38] my mics messed up what my mics messed up what what do you mean mommy why are

[01:57:56] you guys calling me mommy what Lily they were to your one a dog you think

[01:58:00] I'm gonna try protect the bomb

[01:58:11] Your voices

[01:58:21] Locking like in like in like in bomb location compromised the plan accordingly

[01:58:26] I'm getting pretty good with this whole not no shooting thing.

[01:58:33] I'm getting pretty good.

[01:58:34] Getting pretty good this whole not shooting thing.

[01:58:37] Five seconds to insertion.

[01:58:38] I'm not getting pretty good with this.

[01:58:39] Bob, be ready for hostile.

[01:58:40] When the game is good you don't need a gun.

[01:58:41] I'm not getting pretty good at this, Sam!

[01:58:48] When your game sense is good, you don't need a gun!

[01:58:59] Where is your kid at?

[01:59:00] I don't have a kid!

[01:59:01] Frosty, they got a fort of enemies.

[01:59:04] I swear my solo QT mates are doing the no shooting challenge as well.

[01:59:08] Yeah, bro, I've had some pretty bad teammates in there.

[01:59:12] My teammates kind of just figure out a way to kill me, even without trying to.

[01:59:35] Lock me, chap.

[01:59:38] Copper to champion without shooting

[01:59:41] Let's go, focus, focus

[01:59:44] Four more

[01:59:47] What's your bro? Just scream cybers and tell me

[01:59:55] This is very possible

[01:59:59] I'm gonna get a support kill

[02:00:08] I'm a nutty boy!

[02:00:10] I'm a nutty boy!

[02:00:12] I'm a nut- how are we still losing?

[02:00:16] 2v3, I'm gonna have to flank.

[02:00:19] He's down here.

[02:00:24] He's down here.

[02:00:28] He's coming after me.

[02:00:38] One friendly remaining.

[02:00:44] It's so hard once they see me, it's over.

[02:00:46] I flanked too early, but why is my team so bad?

[02:00:50] Bro, I flanked too early. Bro, once they see me, it's over.

[02:00:54] Once they see me, it's over.

[02:00:56] Okay.

[02:00:58] Not bad, guys! All things considered, not bad.

[02:01:02] Okay.

[02:01:03] We have to go on attack.

[02:01:04] Ooh, I don't know. Defending slow key easier.

[02:01:08] Shoot. Shoot him. Shoot, dummy. Yo, bro, how many times do I have to say what the challenge

[02:01:16] is? Also, it's in the title. I can't shoot. That's the whole point of the challenge. I

[02:01:21] haven't shot a single bullet. My teammates are probably so confused that, like, this

[02:01:25] guy's top-fragging and he's not shooting. Okay. I think Monty could be good. Or

[02:01:34] I want to do that rush with Sledge again. Chat, should I rush? Should I rush with

[02:01:37] Sledge or go Monty? What do you guys think? Go Nomad and knife them? That's not bad.

[02:01:46] I don't have Nomad. Chat, should I go Monty or Sledge? What do you guys think?

[02:01:53] Sledge is a little bit more risky. Fuse, bro. The thing is bro, they just run away from the fuse. It's hard to get kills with fuse.

[02:02:00] When is Brovy Bro? Like 7.15.

[02:02:04] 7.15. What's that? What's that I do?

[02:02:08] What's that I do?

[02:02:11] Shooting is more effective. Yeah, obviously shooting is more effective.

[02:02:20] I'm aware of that. This is the challenge though.

[02:02:24] Oh my god, somebody's on old jet and it literally takes 10 minutes to load on every round man.

[02:02:34] Nino, think I'm ready to serve one of it, baby.

[02:02:36] Ooh, baby, baby.

[02:02:38] Nino, think I'm ready to serve one of it.

[02:02:40] Lock in, chat, focus.

[02:02:42] Got him up.

[02:02:47] Try Flores.

[02:02:48] They're gonna run away.

[02:02:49] Flores, we're not gonna be able to get a kill.

[02:02:51] Now, wrestling with sleds could be...

[02:02:53] Okay chat you guys want me to do it

[02:03:01] Let's do it time brushing I don't care I don't care much

[02:03:05] I'm gonna try to join it for as long as it's no cross-navel judge

[02:03:17] Please don't see my job, okay, I'm too much. I'm just watch is gonna work. I promise

[02:03:23] Locked in

[02:03:25] Yo, feel the dick over the crime. I literally love you JR. They're gonna try my love you temple. They're gonna love you

[02:03:30] That I can't shoot the cams. So I have to like need it

[02:03:39] Are we ready are we ready?

[02:03:45] They shot my job this is so cooked try to do it anyways

[02:03:49] Should I drone it first?

[02:03:52] I should drone it right.

[02:03:53] No, they shot my drone, this is so cu-

[02:04:08] No!

[02:04:10] No!

[02:04:12] I missed the knife.

[02:04:14] I could have got so many kills.

[02:04:17] I missed the knife on dog

[02:04:19] OH MY GOD

[02:04:23] I could have got so many kills

[02:04:29] My light just went flying

[02:04:31] I don't know why, but it's a person that I've fallen for

[02:04:33] Gives my name to Jackson, I'm gonna get happy birthday

[02:04:35] Jackson, happy birthday Michael, I love you

[02:04:38] Happy birthday, Jackson, I love you

[02:04:44] Jackson, I love you dog

[02:04:46] come on team I cannot believe that almost works

[02:04:51] oh that could have been so many kills oh my god I got a quad

[02:05:00] nice buddy makes a really good nice

[02:05:06] come on

[02:05:09] 4v2, come on

[02:05:14] 4v2, come on

[02:05:17] 4v2, y'all got this, there's no way y'all can do it

[02:05:21] how did your team kill?

[02:05:26] why?

[02:05:29] Nice guys! Really nice, really nice, really nice!

[02:05:44] Yeah, I don't know how, but we're kind of just top-ragging.

[02:05:49] But that rush is so good, that rush is so good.

[02:05:51] Bro, doing it on Villada would also be insane, did my cowardice go off?

[02:05:56] No back.

[02:05:57] Bro doing it on villain would also be insane. Okay. No, I don't know if we could do that rush again chat

[02:06:04] What'd we think this is now you can't rush the same window twice?

[02:06:08] We could do a

[02:06:14] Ying rush could work. I'm literally not kidding, bro

[02:06:20] What if I Ying rush big window, I'm not trolling that could work. What if I put I just got an idea

[02:06:27] I just got an idea. Chat, this might be my best idea ever.

[02:06:30] What if I ying everyone and plant on the window inside of a smoke?

[02:06:34] That would work, no?

[02:06:42] Nobody even saw you enter.

[02:06:44] You're kind of right.

[02:06:46] But bro, they're not actually that stupid.

[02:06:49] They're not actually that stupid.

[02:06:52] Bro, what if I rush big window with ying and plant in the smoke?

[02:06:57] Zero IQ, you guys think I would just die?

[02:07:02] You guys think I would die?

[02:07:06] Ying crutch, brother, I haven't used Ying once in a day.

[02:07:09] I'm not allowed to shoot, get off my dome!

[02:07:13] I'm gonna do the hatch, I don't have armor, unfortunately.

[02:07:19] But this challenge is actually so fun, I'm not even gonna lie.

[02:07:22] We need to locate a bomb.

[02:07:27] Locking check.

[02:07:34] Whenever you do this, you can't get shot.

[02:07:41] Hey, this is weird.

[02:07:47] Chat?

[02:07:48] Listen to me.

[02:07:49] Chat, listen to me.

[02:07:50] It's the only patient that's over.

[02:07:53] Why are you running?

[02:07:55] It's over. Why are you right here on my camera? Are you a dumbass or an idiot?

[02:08:01] We're a bit of a drone

[02:08:10] Why are you red-pinging?

[02:08:14] We're not being able to shoot cams is actually

[02:08:25] Bro, if they don't make a rotation, I can win.

[02:08:30] I might put an added.

[02:08:41] Hold up. Yo, Valkyrie, do me a favor, honeybun, stay right there.

[02:09:17] I

[02:09:47] He dodged the sign. Oh my god. I'm gonna lose him. He dodged the sign. Oh my god.

[02:09:58] Wait, somebody said my teammate Capitile is my other teammate? He Capitile is my teammate?

[02:10:08] We have been eliminated.

[02:10:10] Ying is really good for this challenge, but of course they aren't warded.

[02:10:15] If he's literally not warded, I win.

[02:10:18] Bro, oh my god, warded to save their entire game.

[02:10:22] If it wasn't warded, he would have not been able to turn his goggles on,

[02:10:24] I would have knifed him with ease.

[02:10:26] Okay, that Ying play was perfect.

[02:10:30] Now, they are gonna go downstairs.

[02:10:34] What do I do?

[02:10:37] What do I do?

[02:10:39] what do I do it's ever gonna go down I need to think they're gonna go down

[02:10:49] bro yin could be good maybe I ying elbow in knife

[02:11:00] Monty elbow could be really good too maybe blitz elbow or I'm gonna go place

[02:11:05] I'm going to grab a coffee and I'm going to be back in five seconds!

[02:11:35] I can't believe I just got hit from the top.

[02:11:39] Jack, what is gonna happen?

[02:11:44] Vape Break.

[02:11:45] Vape Break.

[02:11:46] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:11:47] Vape Break.

[02:11:48] Hey, Mods, why do we have a designated E-Mote for Vape Break?

[02:11:52] Does anybody know?

[02:11:54] We need to use your drone to look at a bomb.

[02:11:59] WVAPOR, NOT A VAPOR!

[02:12:00] Ok, they're gonna go down.

[02:12:02] I don't know why no one on my team, bro.

[02:12:04] The only way Blitz is useful is if I have two minutes, I have to put them on the floor

[02:12:11] so my teammates can tune them.

[02:12:14] Wait, are they not going to make a rotation?

[02:12:18] I'm going to talk to my teammates and see how locked they are.

[02:12:23] Nevermind, I'm just going to get this over with.

[02:12:28] They don't even know what's happening.

[02:12:30] They don't even know what to find in there.

[02:12:36] Five seconds.

[02:12:39] Bro, the only way I can be useful is if you hook me in the bottom.

[02:12:42] Make your way to your location and if you do this.

[02:12:44] Which I mean, maybe I can flash then do that, right?

[02:12:46] Yeah, flash then do this.

[02:12:48] Bro, it's gonna be hard, but I think we can do it.

[02:12:50] Lock in check right now.

[02:13:23] Thank you

[02:13:33] I would have had an aneurysm if you didn't kill my dad.

[02:13:36] Let's go!

[02:13:37] We have just broke.

[02:13:39] That is the worst morning in the planet.

[02:13:44] This is so fun.

[02:13:47] Jack, like this is so fun.

[02:13:50] I'm not even selling my team. I thought I would be selling.

[02:13:55] Hey, JX, how was your date with my mom?

[02:13:57] Umbrose for the 9,000th time, I'm not going to date your mom.

[02:14:02] I've never dated your mom. I never have. I never will. Umbrose,

[02:14:06] this started in 2022. Haven't heard from you in four years. Umbrose,

[02:14:11] four years and you're back talking about dating your mom. Umbrose,

[02:14:16] I will not date your mom. Stop.

[02:14:20] Mom's been on ropes

[02:14:23] I'm gross you asked me about this in 2022. Why are you back?

[02:14:32] Let's make I'm not even kidding chat for her for not shooting that's gonna be the best in the game

[02:14:39] What if his mom is hot I don't care I'm not dating my viewers mom end of story

[02:14:47] back for the saying bro blitz you can flash them and then put your shield on

[02:14:52] your back and knife it's like really delayed but it kind of works

[02:14:56] Elf streamer wait so because I'm not gonna date his mom I'm an Elf streamer

[02:15:02] are you guys serious

[02:15:06] What if she's wearing a thong?

[02:15:18] I don't care what she's wearing.

[02:15:20] I don't care if she's hot.

[02:15:22] I'm not dating my viewers, Bob.

[02:15:24] Period.

[02:15:25] End of story for the 9,000 time.

[02:15:27] Umbrose, ask again.

[02:15:29] You're getting perma.

[02:15:30] I swear to you.

[02:15:36] if she's lonely. Is that my responsibility? How about my mom? No, no one's mom. Privacy

[02:15:46] ban board is so bad. This is so chopped. Chad, I gotta go ying. I'm telling you, I'm

[02:15:54] I'm so- I'm in flow state. For not being able to suit, I'm in-

[02:15:57] Fuckin' hate, sir, insertion.

[02:16:02] Insertion in five seconds.

[02:16:08] You found a bomb. Take your way to application and defuse it.

[02:16:17] I'm not fan-umbrose.

[02:16:18] Well, I don't know what in God's green earths.

[02:16:26] They don't have a rotation, oh my god.

[02:16:30] Chad, they don't have a rotation, it's over.

[02:16:34] I'm gonna win.

[02:16:38] I'm gonna win my team the round, I promise.

[02:16:42] I'm gonna win my team the round, I promise.

[02:16:46] Let me go.

[02:17:09] Fuuuuust!

[02:17:10] It's warning.

[02:17:12] This warning is literally...

[02:17:14] Oh my gosh!

[02:17:16] She's a whole world up.

[02:17:18] If we ban Warden, it's already messy.

[02:17:20] I'm gonna ban Warden into my hate.

[02:17:22] If we ban Warden,

[02:17:24] someone has 12 kills right now.

[02:17:26] Bro, I almost got the plant down.

[02:17:28] Oh my God!

[02:17:30] Shut up. That was so close to being perfect.

[02:17:32] It's okay. 3v2.

[02:17:34] 3v2, y'all got it.

[02:17:36] 3v2, y'all got it.

[02:17:38] I see it.

[02:17:44] 3v2, y'all got it?

[02:17:49] About four last upstanding.

[02:17:51] Is that Ash Ketchum?

[02:17:54] Amen, you're done!

[02:17:56] What the fuck?

[02:17:57] The defuser has been secured.

[02:17:59] 3v1, y'all got it?

[02:18:01] Make clear of the blast!

[02:18:08] 3v1, y'all got it?

[02:18:09] Initiated. Protect the defuser.

[02:18:11] left left left left left right right right

[02:18:24] I almost had an aneurysm, I almost had an aneurysm, I'm not enjoying it.

[02:18:52] God! Sweet mother of pearl, dude!

[02:18:58] Sweet mother of...

[02:19:02] Okay, one more round.

[02:19:04] Oh my God, Cabera. Let me go, Cabera. Go down, go down.

[02:19:07] I'm gonna go down instantly, so my team picks it.

[02:19:10] Please pick down. Team, please pick down. Team, please pick down.

[02:19:13] Team, please, da-da-da. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[02:19:16] Guys, I'm gonna get a triple interrogation, and I'm gonna win this game.

[02:19:20] I'm gonna win this game, solo, solo!

[02:19:22] Listen good, I don't have nobody, but what I might hear are the sounds of sanity.

[02:19:36] Hoping what I hear loops itself continuously, then I won't be afraid.

[02:19:44] No, no.

[02:19:46] chat

[02:19:48] Who knows the song I just sang if you know the song I say and you're watching on YouTube put it in YouTube comments

[02:19:53] If you know the song I just sang and you're watching about which part of this much comments

[02:19:57] This is good. I don't have nobody

[02:20:01] But what I might feel all the sounds of

[02:20:06] Sanity hoping what I hear loops itself

[02:20:12] Continuously, and I won't be afraid. No

[02:20:16] Lock in, lock in. One more round and we're gonna get another win. This is actually insane.

[02:20:23] This is the most fun challenge I've ever done. YouTube. If you want a part two, I'm gonna

[02:20:28] do one more game. YouTube. If you want a part two, 30,000 likes. And I got y'all. I got

[02:20:36] Watch what I've said to you. I got you all.

[02:20:38] He advised. Off course.

[02:20:40] Give me this. Give me this.

[02:20:47] We're enforcing law.

[02:20:48] Badass. Badass. Badass. Badass.

[02:20:56] Why must it?

[02:21:01] Ten seconds remaining.

[02:21:06] five seconds and counting. Lock and check.

[02:21:08] Concentrate. Concentrate, concentrate.

[02:21:11] Pop four, it's located at the bomb.

[02:21:13] Ready for hostile. Lock and kill!

[02:21:17] Needle's in danger. For the win.

[02:21:19] Knife only, we have not fired one bolt of this entire match.

[02:21:26] Oh my god, they're coming, they're coming. The British are coming!

[02:21:29] The British are coming, the British are coming!

[02:21:31] Paul Revere, I did an essay on Paul Revere and won the Tropicana speech in Florida.

[02:21:36] One odd and when I got third place, listen.

[02:21:39] Please, please, please, please, don't look, don't look, don't look.

[02:21:43] I can't shoot remember chat.

[02:21:45] He's right next to me.

[02:21:47] He's right next to me.

[02:21:48] Okay, he's right next to me.

[02:21:50] Okay, he's right next to me.

[02:21:56] There you are.

[02:22:01] Fuuuuck!

[02:22:03] Oh dude, it's cuz I got red paint.

[02:22:05] redpinked. Guys, it's cuz I got redpinked. Guys, it's cuz I messed up in the prep phase.

[02:22:15] See chat, if you mess up in the prep phase, you immediately buy the ball and mess up the

[02:22:21] accident. Team mates, please God bless this. Team mates, please God bless this. Please team

[02:22:31] Sorry for earlier James, what do you mean? What did you do earlier? What did you do?

[02:22:41] Nice! Oh my god they're gonna win, they're gonna win aren't they? They're gonna win

[02:22:49] I can't walk. I can't walk. I can't walk. I can't walk.

[02:23:10] I can't look

[02:23:23] Ah, four last upstanding

[02:23:25] Why should it have been lame watching you?!

[02:23:27] Put the laser back where you are to come out!

[02:23:28] Friendly last operator standing

[02:23:40] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

[02:24:01] We did it! Oh my god! We're caught before. Chad, one more game. YouTube, like I said,

[02:24:11] if you want a part two, 30,000 likes. I don't know. Bro, one more game, one more game,

[02:24:16] one more game, one more game, one more game. Chad, that we're doing Bro Me Bro vs. Ron.

[02:24:19] One more game, one more game. Six, six, six, six. One more game. Guys, this is actually so

[02:24:26] bro knife only see just literally

[02:24:30] bro bro I gotta do episode to you

[02:24:33] probably have to get up so to make it

[02:24:35] longer

[02:24:35] cow think of it a friend we think of

[02:24:37] all the scott people scott think of

[02:24:40] all the off to the ball

[02:24:41] Mrs. Trump think about it jinx you play

[02:24:44] our six mobile I was thinking about it

[02:24:46] I'm mad I'm mad

[02:24:51] jet after this game we had rather to

[02:24:53] see who's about her gamer we're gonna

[02:24:55] play like I think snime games or I don't know after this game after this game

[02:25:05] which is Ron ready literally right now it's ready literally right now hoping

[02:25:12] what I hear loops itself continuously is our better right now no no way

[02:25:20] one more one more one more one more one more tell Ron literally 15 minutes James

[02:25:32] they're gonna buy them yes I just talked to stream chat to the fuck up YouTube what

[02:25:40] is good hey so let's check the YouTube chat we never check the YouTube chat never

[02:25:44] No, no, no.

[02:25:45] Winner's cases, blinker checkpoint.

[02:25:48] See, like this one is, what is the YouTube chat?

[02:25:51] Blinker checkpoint, blinker checkpoint, blinker checkpoint,

[02:25:55] blinker checkpoint.

[02:25:59] Still doing the goon of the log stream.

[02:26:01] Tocetime, hi, BOTUS.

[02:26:04] Deereveal, what is this?

[02:26:10] Bro, get on CSGO and open crates.

[02:26:11] Don't bark orders at me, relax!

[02:26:15] Sorry, mid rip, I'm dying.

[02:26:17] So my entire YouTube chat is smoking weed.

[02:26:19] Are we serious guys?

[02:26:22] Entire YouTube chat is smoking weed.

[02:26:25] Don't end the stream.

[02:26:26] Marry my dad, no.

[02:26:32] Takes my name's William, who's your main?

[02:26:34] We actually got a real chat.

[02:26:37] Mute and bravo.

[02:26:39] I'm a big god you tell the guy last game chat lock in

[02:26:46] Competitive champion, but I can't shoot a bullet

[02:26:49] Bro three wins one loss is not bad considering the boss wasn't a loss because I got tonight

[02:26:55] Last game focus

[02:26:58] Okay

[02:27:00] What matter we think it what matter we feeling what matter we feeling what's a good map for cabera?

[02:27:05] What's a good map for C4's? What's a good map for Blitz?

[02:27:08] Oh my god, if we get Lair, I'll literally suck a wiener.

[02:27:11] Band Lair. Art, not Lair.

[02:27:12] Oregon is what I meant to say. Not Lair. Lair sucks.

[02:27:15] If we get Oregon, I'll suck a wiener.

[02:27:18] Back to back to back to back to back.

[02:27:20] Oregon games, could you imagine?

[02:27:21] Faded away.

[02:27:23] Please be Oregon.

[02:27:28] Is that three Oregon games in a row?

[02:27:31] What are the odds?

[02:27:33] 3 Oregon games in a row!

[02:27:35] We'll be stopped this month for you to have a great day, don't they?

[02:27:38] Ah! Ah! 3!

[02:27:40] 3 Oregon games in a row!

[02:27:41] That is insane, Chadder!

[02:27:46] 7. When will the stream start?

[02:27:47] I'm a minor.

[02:27:49] Alright, I'm not ready to get you, Chad.

[02:27:51] Date Umbro's this mom.

[02:27:52] No! Stop talking about it!

[02:27:54] I'm not dating Umbro's this mom!

[02:27:56] Leave me alone!

[02:27:57] Debu, baby, go to bed.

[02:27:59] Alright chat, let's check out the enemy team.

[02:28:03] Copper 1, Bronze 1, Silver 3, Copper 5, Bronze 5.

[02:28:11] This sperm head has mental problems.

[02:28:14] No I don't, cool top collected over here.

[02:28:16] 3 C's, AK, thank you for the time to stop.

[02:28:19] Solo Gamer, thank you for the 2-1.

[02:28:20] Yo JC, I love you, you make me laugh and smile every day, you're such a W.

[02:28:25] Solo Gamer, I love you my brother, thank you for the kind words.

[02:28:28] that chat tomorrow first ever battle of extreme also next week probably gonna be

[02:28:37] answering my league of legends arc I'm going to grind that fucking game bro I'm

[02:28:42] gonna get good at league trust me I promise good boy think about a lot of

[02:28:47] time thinking about anime thinking about a little chicken breasting or I

[02:28:51] think about a lot was thinking about it's which my description of all those

[02:28:53] appreciate you, appreciate the love and support. Lock and check.

[02:29:00] Chat, one more game, and then we got Brovy Bro vs. Ron, and maybe we have Tiger Cases.

[02:29:06] If we don't do Cases tonight though, chat, guess what? Tomorrow's a $4,000 CASE opening.

[02:29:13] Cinema, we might do Cases, depends how long Brovy Bro takes.

[02:29:17] Mr. Pickles, I get about a video game, I get about...

[02:29:20] Lock in Jack!

[02:29:22] Lock in!

[02:29:50] Lock it in, chat, lock it in, chat!

[02:29:55] What is the next stream of tournament?

[02:30:00] It's gonna be a battle of the tournament, and people are gonna be pissed someday or next.

[02:30:04] I'm asking shivers now.

[02:30:06] You were Diamond on League bro, isn't that like, isn't Diamond on League like literally

[02:30:25] top 1% of the game or something?

[02:30:27] Bro, Diamond on League is not my Diamond on Siege.

[02:30:31] Isn't Diamond on League like top 1%?

[02:30:33] I think my brother hit diamond.

[02:30:41] Can the tornado take you out already?

[02:30:47] He's on the throne, isn't he?

[02:30:51] Fuck, fuck, fuck.

[02:31:03] ,

[02:31:14] I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm going to try to get it out of the way.

[02:31:24] I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm going to try to get it out of the way.

[02:32:04] That was almost the greatest clip of my life, I'm not getting it.

[02:32:23] Brother, brother, A1, D3 with a knife.

[02:32:26] That was almost the greatest clip of my life.

[02:32:29] Bro, oh my god!

[02:32:31] Oh my god!

[02:32:32] Oh my god!

[02:32:33] oh my god bro the movement bro they were on the flank cam as well that was so

[02:32:39] cooked I got red pink guys you know what I should have did actually I don't know

[02:32:43] he did instant hatch on me bro if striker did an instant hatch on me I think I

[02:32:48] win that I'm not even kidding just shoot him read the title my god I can't

[02:32:59] That's the whole point of the series!

[02:33:02] I actually want to know what rank I can get to in this game without firing up on it.

[02:33:08] It's pretty interesting. See, like, bro, see just a game where, like, you can't do a challenge like this in, like, CS.

[02:33:14] No way. No way.

[02:33:18] Brother only, I think. I guess you kind of couldn't CS. You could rap.

[02:33:23] You could breastplan and rap. You actually could do this in CS.

[02:33:27] You'll be interested in seeing like dog do this or something or like a smart player

[02:33:34] But see this incident broke has all us in fours

[02:33:37] Why didn't you shoot just fighter? Do I have to like say it like in slow motion?

[02:33:42] Read the title of the fucking three

[02:33:46] Like I when we're when will you clock this we're not allowed to shoot it's the challenge

[02:33:53] Are you just in the stream and you don't still look at the title a single time?

[02:33:57] Hey Jixie, the music knowledge is my existence.

[02:34:00] Trey, what's up?

[02:34:02] What's up, baby?

[02:34:13] Lock it, Jack.

[02:34:20] Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it!

[02:34:22] What time is ropey bro first run right after this game?

[02:34:29] 10 seconds left, officer has located a bomb, be ready for assault, down to 5 seconds.

[02:34:41] Go is not made to use the throwing knives, they do no damage, they do like 5 damage.

[02:34:46] Trust me bro, C4 is on the method.

[02:34:49] Cardi-it!

[02:34:50] Sins of the blood.

[02:34:51] Bro, I'm not like...

[02:34:52] Bro, this pole spot is...

[02:34:54] Like, if you're watching this video on YouTube,

[02:34:56] this is like the best pole strat in the game.

[02:34:58] I've been doing this for like five years.

[02:35:01] Like, you can see the ro-

[02:35:03] The lurkers downstairs and freezers.

[02:35:06] You can see if somebody wants to jump in the big window.

[02:35:08] At the end of the round, you can go below and see four of the freezers.

[02:35:11] Literally, it's like, I mean...

[02:35:12] Like, you can see four of the planters.

[02:35:13] Like, this pole setup is so good.

[02:35:15] Josh, take it with your partner.

[02:35:16] Nice work, teammates!

[02:35:49] I

[02:36:13] Can you jerk off on camera, please?

[02:36:16] for lack operator standing

[02:36:18] All right, let's do it all the work for me that round. Let's go team

[02:36:22] No, I'm not gonna jerk off on camera

[02:36:25] Can you ask a normal human being question?

[02:36:30] No, I'm not gonna jerk off on camera. What type of question is that?

[02:36:36] Which would I ban low key ducking me I want to roam I want to roam with Kavara. No

[02:36:41] No. Maybe Deimos. Bro, Deimos was so annoying.

[02:36:52] There's like a thousand chats. How do you read that one?

[02:36:54] Brother, read the chat. More than half of the comments are disturbing.

[02:37:00] It's time to actually lock in with Cavanaugh.

[02:37:03] It's time to actually lock in now. Listen, last game we choked with

[02:37:08] because we got droned in the prep phase remember we cannot get drone we can't

[02:37:12] get ramping we can't get spot rule one of cavera don't get droned in prep

[02:37:17] phase rule two find their entry point flank easy okay I'll see you Bob

[02:37:24] Jinzy would you date my sister she's 25 years old uh guys okay this is not

[02:37:30] like a dating site bro like we play video games that's it guys I'm not

[02:37:35] updating any of your relatives. Please stop.

[02:37:41] Oh, have you even asked her?

[02:37:52] Hey, Jinxie, can you milk my nipples?

[02:37:57] This boy wants to want to be one squirtle. Don't worry, I'll get that set up soon.

[02:38:00] Also, we're gonna see if five streamers can beat this boy this week as well.

[02:38:04] Cinema week. This week's gonna be cinema pass. Take a bit of all the

[02:38:13] Remember rule one of Cabera don't get drowned in breath

[02:38:24] I had such a good round of golf the other day I had a legitimate birdie don't like that

[02:38:30] legitimate birdie from the white

[02:38:34] Four strokes on a pro five. My approach was like 150 with like a six iron and I stuck it

[02:38:40] It was like a light fade it almost dropped in the pain like it's too insertion. I'm gonna start actually golfing

[02:38:45] It's not a play. I got everything

[02:38:47] Five, did you get so first?

[02:38:49] I got everything. It's over

[02:38:52] For his location bomb get ready to explain video games laughing emotion

[02:38:58] Excuse me. What the fuck did you just say?

[02:39:01] Bro's playing video games laughing about you oh, I'm sorry. Where's the roast dad?

[02:39:07] Brother you just saying what I'm doing then adding a laughing emoji

[02:39:11] Bro's playing video games laughing about you. What's wrong with you? Why are you so mad?

[02:39:31] Listen. Tell us.

[02:39:57] High-fives and the stream. High-fives and the stream.

[02:40:00] have I said in the stream? Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! No! No! No! Okay, have I

[02:40:08] said don't end the stream? I'm sorry. Oh no, no, no, no! Oh my god. Oh my god, that was

[02:40:21] really bad that was actually really bad that was actually really bad that was

[02:40:25] actually really bad

[02:40:37] that was actually horrible that was a bit of a terrible terrible terrible

[02:40:40] Kevin so sorry I failed all of you I'm so fine

[02:40:45] of

[02:40:52] the

[02:40:56] death of

[02:41:00] death of

[02:41:05] death of

[02:41:10] Where are you going?

[02:41:17] They're planting.

[02:41:26] He's on.

[02:41:31] On your left.

[02:41:36] I'm gonna be honest that is one million percent my fault

[02:41:47] All right mods, I'm gonna mods I'm gonna need you to time out these people bro

[02:41:54] A guy types bros playing video games lmao, and then someone else just said bros streaming lol

[02:42:02] Yeah! What's the roast? I'm sorry, what's the roast? Like, what is the roast? You're just saying what I'm doing and then adding a laughing emoji. Nothing's funny, dog!

[02:42:18] Lock in.

[02:42:32] Bro is talking, LMAO.

[02:42:37] Alright, guys, I'm just saying, bro, not everything's funny.

[02:42:44] Not everything's funny, guys.

[02:42:47] There it is.

[02:42:49] Bro has a microphone on.

[02:42:52] Bro's breathing, LMAO.

[02:42:54] Bro's wearing headphones, LOL.

[02:43:02] that you guys are just saying exactly what I'm doing

[02:43:05] and then adding a laughing emoji.

[02:43:09] Are you serious?

[02:43:11] Are you guys serious?

[02:43:12] Are you guys being dead ass serious?

[02:43:14] Bro's banning people.

[02:43:16] Bro's breathing, LOL.

[02:43:19] Bro lives, LOL.

[02:43:24] Bro's blinking, LMAO.

[02:43:26] Bro's reading chat, LOL.

[02:43:29] Row is living, LOL.

[02:43:33] Are you going to answer me?

[02:43:34] Question mark, question mark.

[02:43:36] When is the spanking fan stream?

[02:43:41] I love what you're saying, when?

[02:43:43] As if there's like a timeline on it.

[02:43:45] Brother, we're not doing a spanking fan stream.

[02:43:48] Next question, now.

[02:43:51] When is the spanking fan stream?

[02:43:53] Yo bro, go fuck yourself.

[02:43:55] How about that?

[02:43:59] 10 seconds before insertion.

[02:44:03] Hey, Jinxie, would you rather be skinny or good at siege?

[02:44:07] I'm literally both. What kind of question is that?

[02:44:11] What the? I'm literally both! I'm literally both!

[02:44:19] Check out all the time it is.

[02:44:23] I can't shoot a scan.

[02:44:27] If you know what time it is, fight me.

[02:44:34] If you know what time it is, type of tea.

[02:44:40] Boss!

[02:44:45] You plaitonary on the window!

[02:44:52] You put a denary on the window!

[02:44:57] Why would you put a denary on the window?

[02:45:02] I just got to do a couple.

[02:45:04] Okay, bro.

[02:45:05] Who in God's Greeders would put a denary on a window?

[02:45:12] That only works if I'm specifically doing that.

[02:45:18] If I'm specifically doing that, that only works for us better than doing that.

[02:45:23] Uh, four eliminated.

[02:45:24] Yo, Chad!

[02:45:25] Oh my godness.

[02:45:26] Hey, Jyncey, let's just see the first and last episode of spectating copper lobbies,

[02:45:33] please.

[02:45:34] Yo, Jolie!

[02:45:35] Jolie!

[02:45:36] Jolie!

[02:45:37] This is anybody?

[02:45:38] I'm top frag every game besides this!

[02:45:41] Shut up!

[02:45:43] Captain Ozzy with the 10 gifts at Ozzy, pick me up, bend me over in plow.

[02:45:48] me in my tight ass. WLVN CHAT! So no jerkathon today. Yeah. What gave you the impression

[02:46:05] that there was going to be a jerkathon today? Are you mentally ill or what? What gave you

[02:46:10] the impression there's going to be a jerkathon ever. Bro's talkie, M-O-L.

[02:46:23] Daddy tell, daddy tell, daddy tell.

[02:46:34] Jack, legitimate question. When's the last time you've shaken yourself?

[02:46:38] Number 28 Thomas, thank you for the tier one, Zemos, thank you for the prime.

[02:46:47] Bro is drinking coffee, LMAO, that was the one that started it all, yeah?

[02:46:54] Whoever that guy is started a week of misery.

[02:46:56] MB, thank you for the prime, so, Jinxie, if you get three kills next round, ten gifted

[02:47:00] from Yami underscore Sam, Yami back, three kills, ten gifted, I got you, watch this.

[02:47:07] Watch this, Chad, watch this. Are you real? What does that mean? Are you real?

[02:47:14] Use your drone to locate a bomb.

[02:47:18] Speed up the stream. Come on, I have shit to do. I said it before and I'll say it again.

[02:47:23] I'm not gonna rush the fucking stream. If you have shit to do, go do your shit and then watch the bomb.

[02:47:30] I'm not gonna rush the stream for one guy. The warring doesn't revolve around you, bro.

[02:47:36] bro hurry up the stream I got shipped to do yo bro kick rocks kick rocks start in

[02:47:51] If I showed it in OF, I'm not even kidding, I think half of my chat would do into it.

[02:48:12] I'm not kidding.

[02:48:13] I'm literally not kidding, bro.

[02:48:15] That's terrifying!

[02:48:47] break as we went

[02:48:54] there's no way you shot me right

[02:48:57] there's no way you shot me right

[02:49:34] Because Malusia doesn't make rotations, she still has an impact and I just got put in

[02:49:44] a Pokeball.

[02:49:45] My teammate shoots me like I just did.

[02:49:49] The amount of internal team kills, the amount of general incompetence that has led to team

[02:49:56] kills is insane.

[02:49:58] Gonna one out with the 10 and get W.

[02:50:00] Got it.

[02:50:01] When is the Johnny sins collab are you dead ass

[02:50:12] Right girl one more round. Come on block it. They're gonna go downstairs. They've lost upstairs twice

[02:50:23] They're gonna go down they banned blitz holy try hard I'm gonna go ying

[02:50:31] I'm going to go again.

[02:50:41] Gator bait, thinking about a sire, thinking about a bro's negative and copper lobbies.

[02:50:48] Yeah, that's a pretty weird way to describe it.

[02:50:52] I'm negative in a copper lobby, not copper lobbies.

[02:50:56] First off.

[02:50:57] Second, I'm not allowed to shoot a bullet.

[02:50:59] Third, I got team killed.

[02:51:01] Like, are you just like a Satanist or something?

[02:51:05] What, how did you just phrase that?

[02:51:07] Bro's negative and copper lobbies.

[02:51:11] Lobbies, no, wrong.

[02:51:13] I went positive the last two games.

[02:51:15] I'm negative in this lobby

[02:51:16] because I just got team killed

[02:51:18] and you just told me to get team killed.

[02:51:19] What's wrong with you?

[02:51:22] J, think of it as prime stuff.

[02:51:23] Chad, think of it as prime.

[02:51:24] Cal, think of it as your one.

[02:51:29] What's he wrong though? Yes, literally wrong about everything.

[02:51:50] Jinxie, with all due respect, shut the fuck up.

[02:51:53] I'm not taking that, bro. What's your fucking name?

[02:51:57] Who do you think you are?

[02:52:00] Eric Poopman.

[02:52:02] Jim Sney, with all due respect, shut the fuck up.

[02:52:04] Yo, Eric, it's my treat.

[02:52:06] I'm gonna talk if I wanna talk.

[02:52:08] Eric, how about you shut the fuck up?

[02:52:11] Five seconds.

[02:52:16] You must locate and defuse the bomb.

[02:52:19] of

[02:52:26] the

[02:52:30] death

[02:52:33] of

[02:52:37] death

[02:52:39] of

[02:52:44] How's that on life?

[02:53:06] You have located a bomb.

[02:53:14] I

[02:53:20] Said if I win this on the greatest ever I swear I have to play I don't think time

[02:53:30] If I win this up the greatest ever

[02:53:33] I don't mind the entire place, Cup. I need my teammate to be alive.

[02:53:45] Wait, oh my god, hold up.

[02:53:59] Of course, it's a warding and of course, there's a nary on the door.

[02:54:02] What the hell is this?

[02:54:04] Bro, I gotta be in Warden! What am I doing?

[02:54:08] My God!

[02:54:11] The stacks start to piss me off. Like, I just keep running into the Warden player. Every time I go yank.

[02:54:16] Every time I go yank, I run right into the Warden player. Like, oh my God!

[02:54:22] How are you this unlucky all the time, Nicholas?

[02:54:25] Can't go in they just have a warden I'm gonna go Monty literally can't go again

[02:54:32] This is actually pissing me off. I run into the water player every time

[02:54:39] Bro shoot your gun are you like fucking dumb bro read the title?

[02:54:45] I'm gonna go feed. I need a decompress look what let's win this game lock it lock it

[02:55:25] We need to locate a bomb.

[02:55:55] Drone has located a bomb.

[02:56:06] Insertion in 10 seconds.

[02:56:11] Five seconds to insertion.

[02:56:13] Alright, bro's ripping that vape, huh?

[02:56:16] Yeah, bro!

[02:56:17] I'm ripping the fuck out of that vape!

[02:56:19] You're hilarious!

[02:56:21] You should be a comedian!

[02:56:23] I WENT TO GO PISS!

[02:56:30] Milk my 10 of these please.

[02:56:32] Alright, watch this.

[02:56:34] Stay close to me.

[02:56:35] Shoot it down.

[02:56:37] Shoot the barricade?

[02:56:39] Yo bro, are you like...

[02:56:41] Are you fucking dumb?

[02:56:43] Shoot the barricade?

[02:56:53] That's how you play multi-kit.

[02:57:03] That's how you play multi-kit.

[02:57:23] Yo, no Mac, you can come in, baby, come on!

[02:57:28] Get in here!

[02:57:29] I mean, that's how you play Monty, is it not?

[02:57:55] THAT'S HOW YOU WERE MUSTED!

[02:58:02] I'm gonna be honest, bro. Like, can I just keep it to the buck?

[02:58:05] Shields have no place in Siege. Like...

[02:58:08] I guess it makes sense, cause it's like a SWAT-themed game.

[02:58:12] But, bro, like, the fact that I can sit there with my shield up, and just fake the whole time, and the other thing, it's so broken.

[02:58:21] Yo, Jinxy, I don't like how you talk.

[02:58:23] Sending hate from the Netherlands.

[02:58:25] Mom, timeout cupcake, nine.

[02:58:28] What are you playing after this?

[02:58:29] Great question. I don't even know yet.

[02:58:31] Bunch of games.

[02:58:32] Me and Ron are doing Who's the Better Gamer?

[02:58:36] And we're going to play a bunch of different games

[02:58:38] with a total tally.

[02:58:39] I'll explain shortly.

[02:58:42] Bro, use your gun.

[02:58:44] Yo, I don't know if I got to say this 155 times.

[02:58:48] Read the title of the stream for crying out loud.

[02:58:53] Read the title of the stream.

[02:58:57] Goodness gracious.

[02:59:00] We're literally crying right out of this game.

[02:59:02] It's gonna be cinema!

[02:59:04] Who's the better gamer?

[02:59:05] James C. Erron.

[02:59:06] Spoiler alert alert alert.

[02:59:07] We're gonna play a boxing different games.

[02:59:10] And we're gonna see who's the better gamer.

[02:59:18] my ears bro just got louder yeah bro because I'm clear as day why Scott saying

[02:59:35] Oh, Ron's better. Ron's better.

[02:59:38] You're the bomb.

[02:59:39] Back!

[02:59:40] So you think Ron's better gamer? Back!

[02:59:48] Back!

[02:59:50] Back! Back! Back!

[02:59:53] Back!

[02:59:57] You buy it off or it's found a bomb.

[03:00:02] Thanks for the drone, ass-ack!

[03:00:05] Thanks for the drone buddy!

[03:00:10] Thanks for the drone buddy!

[03:00:12] 10 seconds to insertion.

[03:00:14] All secured!

[03:00:17] Down to 5 seconds.

[03:00:22] 4 is located above. Get ready to engage.

[03:00:25] You cry about Smurfs and Rocket League but you're doing it now.

[03:00:28] I know there's probably a 9 pound rock in your head and understanding concepts is probably really difficult for you.

[03:00:34] I'm not allowed to shoot. I'm going three and five in a copper lobby. Like can I like get in your head really quick and just

[03:00:41] Understand like how dumb you are

[03:00:43] Brother, I'm not allowed to shoot guns. This is more than fair. I'm three and five

[03:00:48] Please gain IQ points before you type. Please

[03:00:52] Sweet mother of jesus. I'm losing IQ even reading your message. What is your IQ five?

[03:00:57] And yeah, like I don't care about Smurfs in Rocket League. I care when someone's smurfing

[03:01:07] in Rocket League and then stream sniping me just to ruin my stream. Like it's annoying.

[03:01:13] The Smurfs in every game. When there's a guy who's grand-chick- I'm not- I'm gonna-

[03:01:17] I'm gonna lose brain cells, dude. It's pretty different when people are sniping

[03:01:25] you just to get on a smurf again. It's pretty annoying. If I run into the occasional smurf

[03:01:30] in Rocket League, I really don't care. It's the guys that stream-snip and then they're

[03:01:34] like, follow my TikTok! Like, I don't care if I run into a smurf. It's about the stream-sniping

[03:01:39] smurfs. That's the problem. So, boom. There you go. Hopefully you can understand

[03:01:49] It's easier now.

[03:02:04] He's not planting. I think I should just leave.

[03:02:06] of

[03:02:19] the

[03:02:21] death

[03:02:23] of

[03:02:25] death

[03:02:27] You better not come up the stairs that I'm up.

[03:02:47] Warden?

[03:02:48] You better not.

[03:02:50] Warden?

[03:02:51] Oh my fucking god, you did it.

[03:02:54] Are you going to come through the same door as well?

[03:02:57] Well, there goes the stealth.

[03:03:02] You're going to have to bring me out right or remaining.

[03:03:08] How many seconds? Stream sniper or a camera?

[03:03:13] Ten seconds to go.

[03:03:18] The bondage user has been successfully deployed.

[03:03:24] Yo, Orton! Thanks for completely giving me my position, you idiot!

[03:03:39] I think it's over guys. I think I'm gonna lose. I'm not even kidding. I think I'm gonna lose.

[03:03:46] Yo bro, Ron waiting? Yeah, Ron, I'm sorry. This is like the longest game of Siege ever.

[03:03:51] I have like a infant on my team.

[03:03:53] I got a double C4 kill.

[03:03:55] I flank up the main stairs.

[03:03:57] I'm playing waiting for them to plant

[03:03:59] because I'm not allowed to shoot.

[03:04:00] And then my idiot teammate sees me,

[03:04:03] runs up, gives away my exact position.

[03:04:05] Like, I'm playing lobotomy R6 right now.

[03:04:09] So give me a moment, Ron.

[03:04:10] Literally three minutes maximum.

[03:04:11] Ron, I see your messages.

[03:04:13] Ron, I see your messages.

[03:04:14] This is the longest game of Siege ever.

[03:04:16] It's the last round.

[03:04:18] I got you.

[03:04:21] I'm playing in the bottom of the R6. I don't know what's happening. Bro, shoot your gun.

[03:04:28] Yet again! Read the fucking title for Christ's sakes! Read the title! I'm a broken record

[03:04:37] here, man! I can't shoot my gun!

[03:04:43] Ron doesn't care about your excuses. I know. Give me a moment. Three minutes maximum.

[03:04:53] Why, Matt? I don't know. High-fives? Maybe take a gander. No one listens to a word that

[03:05:00] comes out of my mouth. I have idiots every round saying, Bro, just shoot, shoot, shoot,

[03:05:06] shoot. Read the title. It's in the title.

[03:05:09] I'm explaining, specifically!

[03:05:12] I can't shoot! It's the point of the challenge!

[03:05:15] Shut up!

[03:05:17] You have a brain! Use it!

[03:05:22] Alright, I'm not reading chat for the rest of this round.

[03:05:25] I'm losing brain cells out of the rapid rate.

[03:05:28] Seriously.

[03:05:34] You find your drone is located above?

[03:05:37] downstairs

[03:05:41] All right, I'm not allowed to shoot for the 508th time

[03:05:48] I've read the title but still confused

[03:05:59] You don't have a brain you're playing a shooter game and not shooting

[03:06:03] So then why am I about to win this round without shooting?

[03:06:05] explain that all right teammate oh my god

[03:06:35] I knocked him on the floor, hello!

[03:06:45] Pop four last stops, Danny.

[03:06:49] I don't think that...

[03:06:51] It's a little bit too goddamn easy for the kid.

[03:06:54] I don't need the suit to win, bro!

[03:06:57] I don't need that shit!

[03:06:59] We want

[03:07:01] of

[03:07:08] of

[03:07:11] of

[03:07:15] of

[03:07:18] of

[03:07:21] of

[03:07:26] And that right there is Comrade the Champion in Rainbow Six Siege without shooting a bullet.

[03:07:37] Three wins, one loss, the only game we lost, we got Stream Sniped and Team Kill.

[03:07:43] I believe there's a word for it, I forget what it is, oh yeah, aura.

[03:07:51] Let's tango.

[03:07:52] Chat, uh, tell Ron, I'm going to call him in literally one minute and I'm going to prove that I'm the better gamer.

[03:07:59] Let's go.

[03:08:00] Chat, I'm going to prove I'm the better gamer.

[03:08:03] Let's go.

[03:08:04] Let's tango.

[03:08:04] Let's dance.

[03:08:06] FAMO, ORA, CARRAIO.

[03:08:08] High-rise, make the rain one second.

[03:08:11] Make the rain one second.

[03:08:13] BRB.

[03:08:22] You

[03:08:52] Lock in, bro. Let's go

[03:08:56] Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because I wanted it all

[03:09:03] Started out with a kiss. How did I end up like this?

[03:09:06] Yes.

[03:09:21] Hello?

[03:09:23] Hello?

[03:09:25] Hello?

[03:09:27] Hello?

[03:09:29] Hello?

[03:09:32] Hello?

[03:09:34] I'm ice!

[03:09:35] Hello?

[03:09:36] Can you hear me on stream?

[03:09:41] High-fives, can you lower me before the stream says loud?

[03:09:47] Hello, Jinxie's chat.

[03:09:50] How many times has Jinxie got up to use the bathroom in the last two minutes?

[03:09:54] Probably 14 times.

[03:09:59] I could do some ASMR.

[03:10:05] POV.

[03:10:07] It's on your face.

[03:10:12] I actually started choking.

[03:10:20] I actually started choking.

[03:10:22] Jesus.

[03:10:23] I don't know it's that easy to choke on water and I'm dead ass.

[03:10:25] Alright, I'm ready to play.

[03:10:26] Yo, Jigsie there.

[03:10:27] Can you hear me?

[03:10:28] my mother hello I just hear a fucking wind turbine in the background is that

[03:10:35] is a AC

[03:10:39] yo Jinx you can hear me yeah Jinx you can hear me

[03:10:50] yeah Jinx you can hear me

[03:10:58] I don't know what to do with it.

[03:11:18] All right, dude.

[03:11:19] Bro, Chad's the sunset outside.

[03:11:22] Holy crap.

[03:11:23] It's always right after the storm.

[03:11:25] literally

[03:11:33] it's a man i don't

[03:11:34] uh... just ready to put about to ask for up

[03:11:37] you are a real chance

[03:11:38] cool com corrected cordial classy respectful

[03:11:42] uh...

[03:11:43] so i thought i was going to talk to me so so first of foremost hello everyone in

[03:11:47] my channel everyone in jinksy's chat uh... welcome to broverse bro it's still

[03:11:51] in content that i stole from other streamers that we're going to do

[03:11:53] that a lot of people also steal

[03:11:55] Basically how this works is um we choose three games each well actually I don't know do you want to do three how many games?

[03:12:00] Do you want to do till it's a win usually it's five usually five games to him. Let's do five

[03:12:05] Why don't I have to do this? Let's go. Okay, so I choose three games that I'm good at that. You're also good at

[03:12:12] Like but decent at like that you know and then you choose three games

[03:12:15] That's you think that you're better than me at and then we choose three neutral games

[03:12:19] And then basically the first one to five wins wins if you lose you get to choose what game you want

[03:12:24] Let's say I said okay, we're gonna play CS first. I dominate you in that game because your dog shit, right?

[03:12:29] I already know your dog shit. It's easy

[03:12:31] Once I beat you in that if you lose you could say okay

[03:12:34] I want to play a neutral game like something that we both agree on or you could choose your game

[03:12:38] You know what I'm saying so for instance right now. I have for my love this

[03:12:44] So for my games that I want to verse you in is CS

[03:12:48] Fortnite Geo guest there and I'm thinking of my next one the neutral games

[03:12:52] I have his checkers connects for and a discord staring contest a

[03:12:58] Staring contest bro. This is about gaming. I'm not doing a staring contest also. I have a blinking condition

[03:13:05] I'm gonna lose instantly

[03:13:07] Listen, bro. That's down one then. That's yeah. I can't do a game that takes advantage of

[03:13:14] Now I have a game. All right. That sounds like genetic issue, bro. I think we got to do it

[03:13:18] We're not doing a scaring contest! What the hell is that?

[03:13:21] Listen, bro.

[03:13:22] It's not my fault. All right.

[03:13:23] What do you want to do, bro? A vaping contest?

[03:13:24] Who could finish a vape the quickest?

[03:13:26] Like, I don't know what you want me to do, bro.

[03:13:27] It's a skill issue.

[03:13:28] Okay.

[03:13:29] For the- I think we should decide the neutral games first.

[03:13:31] I think that's fair.

[03:13:33] Okay.

[03:13:33] So, so far, I have-

[03:13:35] Chess.

[03:13:35] I'm horrible at chess.

[03:13:36] Chess!

[03:13:37] I don't even know how to play chess!

[03:13:39] Brother, I don't even know how to play-

[03:13:41] Like, I know how to move them, that's it.

[03:13:45] Chess or checkers?

[03:13:46] You want to do chess?

[03:13:48] Chats we did a chaser checkers what should we do chaser checkers chaser checkers

[03:13:52] I've never played guys. This is gonna be fun as shit. Should we do chaser checkers in a while?

[03:13:57] There's gonna be cinema. All right, they're saying that's much as much as okay

[03:14:01] So what mean Ludwig did is we did battleship for one of them, but I don't know if you want to do that

[03:14:05] Cuz that's that's

[03:14:07] It's really them battleship RNG you just guess no you can put your ships wherever and you guess yeah

[03:14:12] We're just guessing bro. I want to dominate you bro like every element of the word. I'm gonna beat you in CS like

[03:14:26] We're doing one one CS one be one

[03:14:34] Let's get on a no pad starts start screen share

[03:14:36] Okay, okay, okay, so let's go how many games do I pick how many games do you pick how many neutrals?

[03:14:43] Okay, so so far. I had these for my games. So I have CS for tonight

[03:14:49] Geo guess her bro. Yeah

[03:14:52] Is that I don't care. I don't care. Listen, you have like 80,000 hours in for me. I'll be someone to lose

[03:14:59] Yeah, but guess what? That's why I chose Geo guesser because I could I could have chose fortnight

[03:15:02] But that's kind of lame. You know what I'm saying like cuz I know I'm gonna beat you in that

[03:15:05] So I chose something that you have a chance at which is fair. That's fair. Hey run. I'm not take out discord staring contest

[03:15:12] I haven't been blinking

[03:15:15] this is

[03:15:17] All right, so we're gonna do discord staring contest. No, no, it's not neutral

[03:15:21] How is that neutral? How is that fucking neutral? Somebody tell me how is that neutral? I'm gonna lose

[03:15:29] So it's my fault that you okay back. Oh, okay. No, you want to do 49 to your guesser

[03:15:34] Let's do our 60. Oh, yes, sir. Yeah

[03:15:36] Is that game there's literally our six you guys are how about brought the site right now brothers?

[03:15:43] Yeah

[03:15:45] Bro, that's cringe

[03:15:50] No, we're not we're not doing we're not doing look there's literally our 60. Oh got there. All right

[03:15:59] Okay, fine, whatever whatever whatever. Okay. You want to do that as one of your games this or no

[03:16:03] Okay. Here's what I want to do. I already know you want to do rocket league. I want to know. No, look, I want to do chess

[03:16:10] We need to also do the same IQ test. I want to do IQ test

[03:16:17] Yeah, I find a good IQ test that's actually good. That's yeah, I just thought about it because bro

[03:16:23] What's your IQ? I think I know I have zero. I think mine's like slightly above average

[03:16:28] So that could be cinema IQ test for sure chess for sure

[03:16:32] I literally just know how to move the guys like literally

[03:16:36] Connect for I used to be a dude. What's it run?

[03:16:39] You might want to move back from neutral to James C. Games run when I was in fourth grade

[03:16:43] I was the connect for final boss like

[03:16:46] Kids fear me. I played for lunch money, bro. Like this was real shit

[03:16:50] He do you know a four squares or you too young brah?

[03:16:53] Of course, I know what for too young you're younger than me. All right. All right. All right. I Q test chess connect for

[03:17:00] All right, give her to this if you want. I mean rocket League is just gonna be belt to ask

[03:17:05] See that's not even fair. Yeah, Rocket League is not belt to ask number one. I think I could be using anything. You want to use?

[03:17:12] Um, I mean, I'm gonna like bro. Okay. Are you good at like 2k? I

[03:17:17] Don't have it installed to cable be belt to ask FIFA will be belt to ask Madden we belt to ask

[03:17:23] Okay, so should I just do, should I just write Fortnite, CS and fucking, like, I don't know, bro, anything like...

[03:17:30] Alright, throw Rocket League on there.

[03:17:32] And I want R6 GEOGESTER.

[03:17:34] High Vives, does that site work?

[03:17:36] Bro, can we get High Vives with the call?

[03:17:38] High Vives, does that site work?

[03:17:40] Dude, are you dissing, like, do you need him for everything in your fucking life?

[03:17:43] Sure, I'll add him here, bro, I'll add him.

[03:17:45] Yes, like, me and High Vives jerked off together last night.

[03:17:47] High Vives, do you want a call?

[03:17:51] Holy shit.

[03:17:52] No, I think an IQ test needs to be on there. Like it's no

[03:17:57] Yep, yep, I'm with it. I'm with it and like bro, you're not beating me in Rocket League. You're not beating me in chess

[03:18:04] CS is a 50-50

[03:18:07] Hello, yo, hi guys two questions. Could you find a good IQ test other question?

[03:18:13] Yeah, could you find that R6 to your guest or site that we used a year ago?

[03:18:17] Yeah, the one I did, the one I created, you made it, we need an IQ test that isn't,

[03:18:26] you don't need an email to sign up or pay money then, you know what I'm saying?

[03:18:29] Nah, he knows.

[03:18:31] This one, Outlaw just said he found one that's 20 questions.

[03:18:33] Okay.

[03:18:34] I don't know if this is good.

[03:18:35] And we started at the same time, because bro, we need one where time matters, because

[03:18:39] you can't, and we need to be email only.

[03:18:40] What do you do?

[03:18:41] Bro, we need to be email only for a lot of these.

[03:18:43] We need to be email only for GeoGuessers, chat.

[03:18:45] even connect for like for real, bro. Also, CS is being like I'm taking this shit serious.

[03:18:52] Like, I'm not waiting. Yeah, I'm just going to like CS for me because I don't think you're

[03:18:55] going to win. I don't think you're going to win that for a kid. I know I'm going to

[03:18:58] win. But you don't understand, bro. Hi, guys, we're going to do this.

[03:19:02] You're not good at CS. I don't even want to hear. I don't want to hear. I don't

[03:19:07] care what I said. I don't care. You're not listening. I just want to be clear.

[03:19:12] We're not doing that box battle aim bullshit

[03:19:14] because you'll win that.

[03:19:15] What the fuck do you want to do?

[03:19:16] 1v1, catch me on ducks, bro.

[03:19:19] I'll be at any site.

[03:19:20] 1v1 to 30.

[03:19:22] Okay, fine.

[03:19:23] Yeah, let's do it.

[03:19:24] I'm going to fuck you up.

[03:19:26] Like I'm going to out position you on a seed player, bro.

[03:19:30] I'm not doing that aim battleship, bro.

[03:19:32] Okay, fine, okay.

[03:19:33] Okay, Rocket League.

[03:19:34] I mean, Chad, if I play Ron in R6,

[03:19:35] it's just going to be like an execution.

[03:19:38] The R6Q gets to despair.

[03:19:39] Chad, what's on my last game?

[03:19:40] How hard is it, uh, high-vives or outlaw to set up, uh, Black Ops 2, WBY, and Newtown, or Crick's Coins?

[03:19:46] I will fucking destroy- I'm not doing Crick's Coins.

[03:19:48] I'm not doing Crick's Coins.

[03:19:49] Crick's Coins!

[03:19:50] Okay, let's do real guns!

[03:19:51] You'll get destroyed even fucking quickly!

[03:19:52] Jack, Clash isn't fair.

[03:19:53] I beat him, like, 89 times.

[03:19:55] He needed a coach, guys.

[03:19:56] Guys, remember-

[03:19:57] I'm good at Clash now.

[03:19:58] I'm, like, top one game, Clash.

[03:19:59] It won't be fair.

[03:20:00] Guys, remember.

[03:20:01] That's a fair game.

[03:20:02] That's a game I know, and you're good at it.

[03:20:03] That's the whole- you're supposed to choose games that you think are- you're

[03:20:05] gonna win.

[03:20:06] your games but games that also I have played you know I'm saying like neutral

[03:20:10] games it doesn't really matter but like something like Rocket League we both

[03:20:14] play you know saying Geo guess sir that's probably gonna be hard I'm probably

[03:20:17] not gonna know that one but I know R6 a little bit so yeah I feel like with the

[03:20:21] um B02 it's gonna be a little bit tricky yeah so somebody getting hit off

[03:20:26] line I don't want to do Cod because it's gonna take way too long to set that

[03:20:29] up I also hate Call of Duty I hate everything about it I hate Chad I'm not

[03:20:33] doing wiki race I need something check give me a game that I could play to

[03:20:36] finish mine I need I need one thing of mine I don't want to do wiki guys

[03:20:41] clashes and prayer I beat Ron 89 times in a row guys summer he's not doing

[03:20:45] valorant because valorant he said he's doing you should react to tornado

[03:20:52] disasters have I supposed to spanner well like you're gonna be in a disaster

[03:20:56] react to tornado disasters like well how sick and ahead are you that's not a

[03:21:00] stream segment I was literally banned him

[03:21:04] Yo, how about in the cold room shut up? Yeah, I know I'm telling it you can pay him you can use your fingers

[03:21:10] NBA

[03:21:12] Minecraft no, I need something super simple

[03:21:16] The chat saying do a case battle. That's literally just luck though. Oh my god

[03:21:19] I did that. Yes. I did that with Ludwig, bro, and I spent $2,000 and didn't get anything

[03:21:24] Wait, so we do like first one to pull a gold. Yes, bro. I'm not no

[03:21:28] I oh

[03:21:29] Oh my god, just chat should we do a case battle bro, but this literally knows get like zeros. Yeah. Oh

[03:21:37] A fall guys is good bro. I was thinking about fall guys

[03:21:40] I will fucking own you and fall guys, but how do you want to do that? How do we do that though?

[03:21:45] How do we do fall guys chat fall guys is so good, but how do we do it? How do you do that? How do you do that?

[03:21:52] I don't know how you do that

[03:21:54] First to win a game, brother, first to win a game the last nine years.

[03:22:01] Bro, stream snipers.

[03:22:03] We could do 1v1 jerk mate.

[03:22:05] I'm sorry, I don't know, I'm just reading suggestions.

[03:22:08] Um, okay, let's see here.

[03:22:10] Just do...

[03:22:14] Is there a way you could 1v1 in Mario Kart?

[03:22:16] But bro, I don't have like a Wii.

[03:22:18] I don't know what to switch.

[03:22:20] You need a Wii or a Switch.

[03:22:22] UFC is another really good one. I'm actually get that game. I could download it. I don't think I have UFC

[03:22:29] So all I need is one game and he needs one game. We're gonna start with IQ test

[03:22:33] Yeah, that IQ test works on

[03:22:36] We just both do it at the exact same time, right? And then whoever gets the highest IQ. Yeah

[03:22:41] We're on you have FIFA I

[03:22:43] Can reinstall it after that download it again. When did you buy FIFA? How good are you at FIFA?

[03:22:48] I'm pretty dog shit like dog shit like chat. I would be Ron and FIFA. I'm not even kidding like nine to zero

[03:22:57] I mean it's bro a

[03:22:59] By what my games to be like you have a chance to win like I want to give you a

[03:23:04] That's why I didn't choose fortnight like I could have just chose fortnight like straight for tonight. I'm saying it's so lame

[03:23:10] Yeah, that's boring bro. Bro like I'm just saying

[03:23:14] I'm just saying your friends

[03:23:16] What is that?

[03:23:18] Golf with your friends? Is that a 1v1 game?

[03:23:20] Wait, Golf with Friends is peak.

[03:23:22] Should I do that instead of Connect 4?

[03:23:26] I don't know, Golf with Friends is peak.

[03:23:28] Do you want that?

[03:23:30] Oh, Golf with Friends is such a good game.

[03:23:32] Hi, man, what do you think?

[03:23:38] Man, it could be peak, yeah.

[03:23:40] I don't think there's any possible way to press.

[03:23:42] What's going on?

[03:23:44] I'm looking for on his website.

[03:23:46] Thanks for your honor, bro.

[03:23:47] We should fight each other.

[03:23:49] Can we fight each other in four honor, please?

[03:23:54] Right.

[03:23:54] Play that game on beta like nine years ago and never played it.

[03:23:58] Chad, we need a game that's like totally neutral.

[03:24:00] I think four honors very neutral.

[03:24:01] So should I get rid of connect four?

[03:24:06] We just need two.

[03:24:07] We need two games.

[03:24:07] I need a game for me and I need a game for the neutral

[03:24:10] since you want to do fall guys.

[03:24:12] Guys, four honor is such ball knowledge.

[03:24:14] Oh my God, I forgot about that game.

[03:24:16] That game was slow.

[03:24:17] Wait, could you do Mortal Kombat?

[03:24:17] You wanna do Mortal Kombat?

[03:24:20] I've literally never played Mortal Kombat.

[03:24:21] I've never played Mortal Kombat either.

[03:24:23] I'm a button snapper, I'm not sure.

[03:24:29] Yes or no?

[03:24:32] Okay, I wanna run like,

[03:24:33] dude, Ron, I wanna get like a couple of options

[03:24:35] and run it on a pole, I don't know.

[03:24:37] Super Battle Golf, what is that?

[03:24:39] What is that?

[03:24:41] The new golf game.

[03:24:42] It's actually really good.

[03:24:43] Yeah, but that game, I feel like a 1v1 is a hell of a mess.

[03:24:49] Lowkey battleship is not a bad shout, chat.

[03:24:52] That's really not. I don't get why Lowkey...

[03:24:53] Battleship's not a bad shout, yeah.

[03:24:55] I'm seeing a lot of people saying gangbees as well.

[03:25:00] I think I'm gonna write battleship down for one.

[03:25:02] I think I'm gonna do it for the neutral.

[03:25:03] Lowkey, I'm gonna steal Ludwig's thing.

[03:25:05] Lowkey, what do you think?

[03:25:06] Chess battleship IQ test?

[03:25:08] Yeah, that's fine.

[03:25:10] Liars board? Can you do that with a 1v1?

[03:25:13] Oh, yeah, sure. We're not going to discord staring battle boggles fuck off

[03:25:20] What is half sword oh, yeah, that's the game case. Oh, please bro. I've never played that game

[03:25:25] Bro, there's actually a lot of good options in here chat. Y'all are kind of cooking bro. I

[03:25:31] You want me to get rid of fall guys for you the neutral games is good though

[03:25:35] Like what if we just did only neutral games is that dog?

[03:25:38] Now you should choose it just me it goes by really quick like for like so for instance like neutral games battleship will go quick IQ just will go quick chess will probably go quick

[03:25:47] Rocket League we know maximum is probably like 15-20 minutes if we do best 2 out of 3

[03:25:52] The GeoGuessor is kind of you could do normal GeoGuessor if you want on top of this. Oh

[03:25:59] My god. Yeah throw GeoGuessor in bro run. What if we just did like nine neutral games first to win five

[03:26:05] is that bad idea it's not bad but like I'm telling you chat facts or no it's

[03:26:12] like you'll see when the game starts like so for instance like if you beat me in

[03:26:15] battleship I'll be like oh fuck I lost you're up one I'm gonna go play CS I beat

[03:26:19] you in that then you're like oh bet I'm gonna go up what so then it goes like

[03:26:22] it's it goes like smooth you know I'm saying I see trust me luds format is

[03:26:29] perfect shout out let me we're stealing your whole content

[03:26:31] Eight ball pool dude. Are you good at eight ball? I'll fuck you an eight ball. Oh, I'm not into that

[03:26:36] But you're choosing a new trigger, you know, I'm I'll choose that for mine. Fuck it eight ball. Fuck it

[03:26:40] You want to do this? Look, bro? Do it?

[03:26:43] CS four-night geogas sir eight ball chess battleship IQ test rocket league or six geogas sir and geogas sir thoughts

[03:26:51] I what about a case? No, don't you case it?

[03:26:55] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay. No, all right. I'm just a victim. I'm sorry

[03:27:00] Okay, open up cases after if you want yeah, okay, okay. All right. I love this. Okay, so your games are CS

[03:27:06] They're saying too many geoguessr though shit. Okay, five something else

[03:27:15] I mean chat what about a FIFA pack-and-play I'm pretty sure this like icons

[03:27:20] Jixi stop tapping your legs up. Fuck. I'm sorry. I'm Jesus Christ

[03:27:24] Um

[03:27:26] I would literally skim in FIFA. I would spank him in FIFA and spank him and do okay.

[03:27:30] Do you want to do Clash?

[03:27:32] Bro, you're not. How do we make Clash fair? It's not even.

[03:27:35] That's, that's three out of five.

[03:27:37] Bro, you're not gonna win.

[03:27:39] Okay, so then we'll do, we'll do, we can do like 10 games and all I have to do is win one.

[03:27:42] Okay, that's fair.

[03:27:44] Do that, do that. Yeah, yeah, do that.

[03:27:46] I bet.

[03:27:47] Do that, do that, do that.

[03:27:48] Okay.

[03:27:49] Oh my God, this is low key late.

[03:27:51] Oh, this is good.

[03:27:53] So we have CS Fortnite Geogester, eight ball, chess, battleship, IQ test, Rocket League,

[03:28:01] Clash Royale, or Geogester.

[03:28:04] So how does the format work?

[03:28:05] We start off on a neutral game, whoever loses.

[03:28:07] So we start off on a neutral.

[03:28:08] What neutral game should we start chat?

[03:28:10] Chess, battleship, or IQ test?

[03:28:13] And it's first of all in five games.

[03:28:14] How about, can we get the counter thing on screen?

[03:28:16] Yes.

[03:28:17] Yep.

[03:28:18] Okay.

[03:28:19] Bro.

[03:28:20] Okay.

[03:28:21] But we have to start at the exact same time.

[03:28:25] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[03:28:26] So this link that we put in here, I guess.

[03:28:29] Now we're gonna see my IQ live.

[03:28:32] Wait, so this actually tells you your IQ,

[03:28:34] you're like your real IQ.

[03:28:35] It's like a rough estimate.

[03:28:36] Like bro, if you wanna get your actual IQ,

[03:28:38] you have to go to like a university and like do it,

[03:28:41] but it's gonna give you a rough estimate

[03:28:42] of what your IQ is.

[03:28:43] But we're gonna take the same test.

[03:28:45] So technically whoever does better is smarter,

[03:28:48] which inherently makes you a better gamer, period.

[03:28:51] Okay, so the way this got to work is when you're on question 19,

[03:28:55] un-mute your mic so that we can line up at the same time.

[03:28:58] We could both answer the last question at the same time,

[03:29:00] because I'm pretty sure it's going to show at the exact same time now.

[03:29:02] It'll show you your IQ.

[03:29:04] We don't even have to mute our mics, right?

[03:29:05] Can we just talk to each other or no?

[03:29:08] No, no, no, I think it's better.

[03:29:09] The first one.

[03:29:12] Japanese locking.

[03:29:13] Yo, it's time-based.

[03:29:15] It is time-based.

[03:29:15] All right, fuck it.

[03:29:16] Just first, just finish, ready?

[03:29:17] Wait, I'm not in, I'm not in my mic.

[03:29:18] I'm not in, I'm not in.

[03:29:19] All right

[03:29:22] Everybody have mine. Hold up. Yo

[03:29:26] So hold on just a couple things a couple things run around before we start

[03:29:30] We are going to click

[03:29:32] Start the test right? We don't need an email or money right to do this. No, I don't think so

[03:29:37] I'm ready if you're ready. We didn't need to be we never knew me

[03:29:41] These games how many gifted come on

[03:29:44] Total on who's a better gamer. Let me look at the games again

[03:29:47] We have Rocket League, CS, Fortnite, GeoGuessr, ApeBall, Chess, Battleship, IQ, Tess, Clash Royale,

[03:29:54] GeoGuessr.

[03:29:55] I'll put it in the chat.

[03:29:57] 100 gifts?

[03:29:58] 200 gifted?

[03:29:59] 200 gifted, 200 gifted, 200 gifted, 200 gifted, 200 gifted, 200 gifted, lost, locked.

[03:30:03] All right.

[03:30:04] Emote only.

[03:30:05] Emote only.

[03:30:06] You're trapped.

[03:30:07] Emote only.

[03:30:08] We're gonna need Emote only on a lot.

[03:30:09] Let's go!

[03:30:10] All right.

[03:30:11] All right.

[03:30:12] Tom, whenever you're ready, I'm just gonna deaf him.

[03:30:13] Should we deaf him?

[03:30:14] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:30:15] Ready?

[03:30:16] Okay. Ready? Ready? Two, one, go.

[03:30:20] All right, Chad, you guys want to see my IQ? Pattern recognition, three, six. Easy.

[03:30:26] Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. What? Boom. How many triangles are in the picture? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

[03:30:42] We were one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

[03:30:51] Choose one of the pictures to replace the missing square.

[03:30:55] Boom, boom, boom.

[03:31:06] I think it's not working.

[03:31:09] Wait, no, I don't actually know.

[03:31:12] Choose one of the options to replace the missing square 3, 7, 12 adds 4 adds 5 adds 3 adds 4 adds 5 adds 6 59 choose one of the options to replace the missing square boom boom boom so quarter half full quarter half.

[03:31:36] This would be 1632, I think 64, right?

[03:31:45] It makes no sense.

[03:31:47] She's one of the opposite, replace them as in square.

[03:31:51] Boom, boom, boom.

[03:31:52] Okay, so two hearts, smiling in the middle,

[03:31:55] smiling in the bottom, one heart.

[03:32:02] I'm actually blown away.

[03:32:04] This one? How many squares are in this picture? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

[03:32:16] Choose one of the options to replace the missing square.

[03:32:20] Boo-boom.

[03:32:24] Boo-boom.

[03:32:34] Choose one of the options to replace the missing square, why is this so hard?

[03:32:44] Two, four, and then it times it by three.

[03:32:47] Two, four times it by three.

[03:32:48] 24 times three.

[03:32:50] 20, 40, 60, 48, 12, 72.

[03:32:53] Choose one of the options to replace the missing square.

[03:32:56] One, two, three, four.

[03:32:58] Wait, what?

[03:32:59] Oh, times it by itself.

[03:33:02] Four times four is 16.

[03:33:04] 16 times 4 is 16, 32, 48, 64, right?

[03:33:18] Wait, 16 times 4, 10, 20, 30, 40, 6, 12, 18, 24, 40 plus 24 is 64.

[03:33:27] Choose one of the options to replace the missing square.

[03:33:30] boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

[03:33:36] ah this makes no sense to me um sideways straight sideways so like that but this doesn't make any

[03:33:45] sense how many triangles are in this picture one two three four five six seven eight nine

[03:33:55] choose one of the options to replace the missing square

[03:34:00] It's got to be this, yeah, choose one of the options to replace the missing square, four

[03:34:14] plus three minus one, nine plus five minus one, wait, what, does it just go up by two?

[03:34:27] one of the options to replace the missing square boom boom boom plus eight is it how many sides

[03:34:36] I don't know there's no way yo can I use a lifeline or no can I use a lifeline fuck no

[03:34:41] fuck no um she's over there to replace the missing square

[03:34:45] I don't even know it seems too simple for this to be the one choose one of the officers

[03:35:00] to replace the missing square boom boom boom four sides six sides maybe eight sides one

[03:35:10] How many triangles are in this picture?

[03:35:16] One, two, three, four, five.

[03:35:20] But five's not an option.

[03:35:22] Foss.

[03:35:23] One, two, three, four.

[03:35:28] But five's not an option, bro.

[03:35:31] I must be missing something.

[03:35:37] Choose one of the options to replace the missing square.

[03:35:54] Choose one of the, oh my god, I'm on the last question.

[03:35:56] You're wrong.

[03:35:57] Chats are wrong to undefin.

[03:35:58] Why are you guys saying, nay, I'm already into the chat of am I stupid or what, am

[03:36:06] I dumb?

[03:36:07] replace the missing square. I'm not going to gas tolerance back. Or maybe I should. Okay,

[03:36:15] minus seven, minus nine, minus seven, minus 11. What? Wait, 31, 24, 15, minus seven,

[03:36:27] minus nine, minus seven, minus 11, minus six, maybe minus nine, 11, 13, wait, maybe minus

[03:36:41] six and then maybe minus 10.

[03:36:55] 31 to 24 to 15.

[03:37:00] Minus seven minus nine. Then this one is, well maybe I'm looking out of the wrong way,

[03:37:06] plus 22, then minus 26, and now I actually don't know. This is so fucking hard. It goes

[03:37:16] minus 7, then minus 9, this one goes minus 9, then minus 11, this one goes minus 7,

[03:37:22] minus 9 minus 6, then minus

[03:37:34] minus 6, then minus 9, minus 7, minus 11, no, minus 7, minus 9, minus 7, minus 11,

[03:37:51] So then minus six would be the smallest minus seven, we only subtracted nine minus six.

[03:37:59] We should be subtracting seven, 22 minus seven, oh my God, I actually figured that out.

[03:38:08] Wow.

[03:38:09] Well, you know, I don't want to know, I don't want to know.

[03:38:11] Okay.

[03:38:12] Chats all round on nothing.

[03:38:13] Is he done?

[03:38:14] I'm going to go watch this for you.

[03:38:15] Is he done?

[03:38:16] I'm about to be on my last question.

[03:38:17] What about you?

[03:38:18] I'm done.

[03:38:19] I'm waiting for my score.

[03:38:20] I don't have my score.

[03:38:21] Okay, okay. Hold on. Choose one of the options to replace this square image. It is going to be...

[03:38:33] I mean, Chad, I don't think I'm back down, but if you guys want to say nay on everything...

[03:38:37] Bang. Wait. Choose one of the options to replace the missing square. 31, 30, 40, 30, 30, 32, 30, 40, 19.

[03:38:44] Catching my result. Catching my result.

[03:38:46] Wait, wait. You're getting a result?

[03:38:48] It's just calculating.

[03:38:49] Alright.

[03:38:50] Know my IQ I don't have mine. You want to reveal yours first then I review my

[03:38:55] My IQ is 96

[03:38:58] What is yours? Oh my god, I'm about to check right now. You ready? Are you ready?

[03:39:04] 96 that's not even bad that's not even bad for below average for below average you ready run

[03:39:10] Yes, yes ready

[03:39:20] Oh my God, I knew I was slightly

[03:39:22] a part of average intelligence!

[03:39:24] What?

[03:39:25] Yes!

[03:39:26] Brevin Genius is like 140,

[03:39:28] Ron, I think Genius is 140.

[03:39:30] Chad, what was I struggling on?

[03:39:32] All right, I'm gonna be Chad.

[03:39:33] Wait, what?

[03:39:34] You guys are saying,

[03:39:35] you guys are saying,

[03:39:36] hey Chad, what was I dumb versus dumb or?

[03:39:38] Yo guys, neither IQs are dumb.

[03:39:40] Bro, dumb IQ is 80.

[03:39:42] Chad, is this accurate?

[03:39:43] There's no way.

[03:39:44] How do I have a 96 IQ?

[03:39:47] I got 138 cap.

[03:39:50] the triangles bro Ron I'm not gonna lie I don't understand it I don't understand it

[03:39:55] cuz like squares and the trapezoids but the thing is the answer is so obvious

[03:40:01] that I felt like there was a trick right you know what I'm saying yeah yeah it was

[03:40:04] like how many squares and I'm like all right it's six squares but then six wasn't

[03:40:08] an option so I just went with seven I'm like bro it's so obvious there has to

[03:40:12] Bro, I blame you bro. How did I fuck that up? Wait, so it's 1-0, right?

[03:40:31] Dick muncher dick muncher dick muncher all that all that excitement up on CS. Let me show you I choose CS

[03:40:38] All right, but listen we're only doing this if it's 1v1 on bomb two bomb sites

[03:40:43] So now you want to do your own rules God

[03:40:46] I gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta

[03:40:48] Give me a chance bro if we do that aim battles shit. I'm gonna lose on the boxes. I don't use mouse games

[03:40:54] I love hey, I fine fine fine fine fine fine. Let's do it. I said I give it better fit

[03:40:59] I can be better for it out

[03:41:00] Yo, should we go wingman and do one bomb site?

[03:41:03] Yeah, let's do it. I mean yours. It's gonna be quicker for you. I think you have a higher

[03:41:07] I'm gonna win

[03:41:09] Wait chat should be yeah aim battles in truth you won't go out exactly. I need to be able to use my game sense

[03:41:14] Well, I actually have good game sense. It's like if it's aim. Well, I'm not gonna kill one. It's stupid

[03:41:19] Well, but I could win a regular one one trust me chop that on me. I'm gonna be done. I don't trust me

[03:41:26] Chattie's a good or is it like you try to open up CS

[03:41:29] Just trying to figure it out. What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this?

[03:41:33] What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this?

[03:41:36] How does he have a score tracker thing?

[03:41:39] So it's best of nine. I'm one zero.

[03:41:42] Yes!

[03:41:44] My God, I'm so happy I won that.

[03:41:47] My hat.

[03:41:49] Chat, you guys didn't all get 140 on your IQ test.

[03:41:52] Shut up.

[03:41:54] Did the tornado hit the house yet?

[03:41:57] I actually don't think there's a smarter viewer in this chat than us.

[03:42:01] No, unbiasedly, unbiasedly, like if you think about it, there's no way smart people are watching us, keeping a buck.

[03:42:09] You guys can't look inside with me, all you want is to be honest.

[03:42:12] So, um, I'm actually being honest.

[03:42:14] You think out of thousands of human beings there's not one person that's smarter than us.

[03:42:19] In this chat?

[03:42:21] Yes, out of thousands of human beings, thousands of human beings.

[03:42:25] I mean, Chad, what is your IQ? Lacy said he had 128 IQ.

[03:42:30] Fucking guess cap swear. That's cap

[03:42:34] Lacey, you didn't you probably just look at it a chat round. You never won 30

[03:42:38] I'm looking at your fucking amount owed on your door to Ashville, bro

[03:42:42] The fuck do you mean 128 bro? Maybe more like a hundred twenty eight dollars on your fucking

[03:42:47] Adjunctsie adjunctsie on steam. I sent the phone code

[03:42:50] Hi guys, what do you think of my IQ bro? 108? What do you think?

[03:42:54] Not too shabby not too shabby

[03:43:00] to keep your job do it Ron you got a 96 bro good shit it's not bad run yeah

[03:43:09] yeah yeah yeah it's four points but all average average IQ is a hundred

[03:43:17] cap that's actually cap swear swear swear

[03:43:23] So, high-vives. Did you get that high-vives?

[03:43:27] Wait, you need to block someone high-vives.

[03:43:32] I mean, bro, if you lose CS, you want to just try to get another day?

[03:43:37] I don't know.

[03:43:38] You want to try to get another day?

[03:43:40] Bro, I'm not going to lose CS.

[03:43:42] Bro, I think we 1v1 on Dust2, two bomb sites, and we just keep it legit. Keep it there.

[03:43:47] I mean bro, I'm down to do whatever this is this is my game, but like I'm not kidding

[03:43:52] There's generally and I mean generally there's zero fucking chance that you beat me. I'm just being honest generally generally

[03:43:58] I agree you're the heavy favorite. I agree

[03:44:00] But what I think what I think is if we do two bomb sites on best you I could win just off planting

[03:44:07] Okay, okay, okay, let's go. Yeah, are you on the game? Yeah. Yeah, just a matter. I don't see your name. Are you offline?

[03:44:17] I'm gonna take it then I'm ready you know I'm getting serious bro this is this is actually

[03:44:45] get any mad now now

[03:44:49] Chad do I lose this no chance right a 1v1 on CS no fucking chance there's no

[03:44:56] chance there's actually no chance

[03:45:03] Xie is a equivalent to like a fucking cheeseburger on the sidewalk run is

[03:45:08] So where can I make yours or not?

[03:45:10] Ah, I don't know how and why.

[03:45:12] Ah, no, no, no.

[03:45:13] I just get easier, bro.

[03:45:15] What do you want to do?

[03:45:16] We're going to do Dust2 competitive.

[03:45:18] Dust2 competitive.

[03:45:19] I have a matchup.

[03:45:20] Yeah.

[03:45:21] I appreciate the subs, everybody.

[03:45:23] If I lose this on God, I quit streaming.

[03:45:26] I swear to God, I'll give out my stream key to this chat.

[03:45:30] I'm not kidding.

[03:45:38] Come in to kick all bots, by the way.

[03:45:45] Outlaw.

[03:45:46] Can you get it?

[03:45:47] Can you message high-rise?

[03:45:49] Mods, run a prediction.

[03:45:52] Free that dick up right now.

[03:45:55] It's bot underscore kick, apparently.

[03:45:57] That's it.

[03:45:58] But.

[03:45:59] Okay, do you have Outlaw added on Discord?

[03:46:03] Yeah.

[03:46:04] Just add one to the call.

[03:46:05] Maybe you can help with other stuff.

[03:46:07] I'm fucking lit bro. I'm actually ready. No trust

[03:46:11] Yo, I'm actually I this is the one this is actually the one ready

[03:46:16] I'm actually serious. I'm not the only one I'm ready for

[03:46:21] All right, what?

[03:46:26] How many hours you got a CS go around 2000

[03:46:31] What yeah, you're done

[03:46:33] I get to choose first CT or T chat what do I choose here I feel like I choose

[03:46:44] let's use T no I want ours you had a switch since I won this game and I'm

[03:46:48] just I'm Juncie

[03:46:52] all right so we got to be only or what yeah see but only I'll all go you

[03:46:57] mode only every time I kill him take it off you mode only until the round

[03:47:02] What's the round starts go back in but only all right, so just so we're clear it's after 13 best of what?

[03:47:08] That's just what's what's the four-star command?

[03:47:12] I don't know, but we could look just wait a minute

[03:47:17] Yep, you're done look at this

[03:47:32] move what's the point of this I'm just gonna wait for you one I'm gonna get

[03:47:35] your legs in now I'm not even moving my mouse bro shut up shut up I'm ready

[03:47:42] there's so much lag holy shit there's actually so much lag I'm at 80 ping I

[03:47:46] don't care what's that yeah let's say you didn't wait what why did Ron turn

[03:47:52] into Optimus Prime and why can't I move my mouse what's going on hello

[03:47:57] Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

[03:47:59] Ready? Ready? Get in here. Get in here.

[03:48:00] Yep. Here we go.

[03:48:02] Alright, bro. Goodbye, man.

[03:48:03] I think I'm gonna go. So where do you think I'm gonna go?

[03:48:05] Probably mid.

[03:48:08] You're probably right. The question is, I'm gonna now pass over cat. I see you going over to the right.

[03:48:13] So now I have sight for freight.

[03:48:15] So now what I'm gonna do, Jixi, now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go plant it.

[03:48:19] Right? I'm planting the bomb. Simple as that.

[03:48:21] Literally just gonna plant the bomb.

[03:48:23] 7355-5608.

[03:48:26] I'm not even close, literally not even close.

[03:48:33] Not even close!

[03:48:34] Oh wait, you're gonna 13 only?

[03:48:35] You're gonna 13 only?

[03:48:36] Yes.

[03:48:37] I'm probably gonna 13 only.

[03:48:38] I'm obviously gonna 13 only.

[03:48:39] That's number one.

[03:48:42] I think I'm gonna go...

[03:48:44] I'm gonna try some shit on you real quick.

[03:48:49] Keep the same out of you

[03:48:58] So now you're made oh you bought

[03:49:02] I do have an off I'm gonna play up a little bit

[03:49:06] Okay, so you just gave me the site what okay, so you just gave me the site once again

[03:49:11] I'm actually gonna go be this time low key low key chat. I'm gonna go be I have this new strap

[03:49:19] Oh my god, this is sticky cheese.

[03:49:26] You said you're going B, what the hell?

[03:49:39] This is actual cheese chat.

[03:49:41] Yeah, take off your burly.

[03:49:42] This is actual cheese.

[03:49:43] Once the bomb gets planted, you could- you could-

[03:49:48] Wait, he's actually going to defuse it.

[03:49:58] Yes!

[03:49:59] This is T-Sided, I'm going to win.

[03:50:01] No!

[03:50:02] Yo, there's actually, you actually have no chance.

[03:50:04] I'm not even trying to be funny.

[03:50:06] You actually have no chance.

[03:50:08] I'm not even kidding, generally,

[03:50:10] generally serious, you have no chance.

[03:50:13] Ace! I just got an ace! Let's go!

[03:50:16] I'm gonna wish that I'm never born

[03:50:27] You're one of the ones, we're one of the ones

[03:50:30] Bro, you're so loud, it's just he's act, it's just he's act

[03:50:33] Okay, so you have 8k's and an infuser like this

[03:50:36] Bro, we can get the best out of 3

[03:50:39] Listen bro, I'm gonna be honest with you, this is what you wanted

[03:50:42] And also, you're at 80, I'm on 89 ping, I'm on 89 ping on your map, I have to choose the

[03:50:50] first site.

[03:50:51] That's backshot, that's backshot.

[03:50:52] You have 2000 hours!

[03:50:53] Oh yeah, and I still have...

[03:50:54] How's that not a headshot?

[03:50:55] It is so blessed, I'm shooting you in the face!

[03:50:56] How is that not a headshot?

[03:50:57] I recommend...

[03:50:58] Honestly, I don't even need emote only, low-key.

[03:50:59] Do I?

[03:51:00] Because I mean, I'm going to the site.

[03:51:01] I need you more.

[03:51:02] How is that not a headshot?

[03:51:04] I recommend, honestly, I don't even need emote only, low key.

[03:51:08] Do I?

[03:51:09] Because I mean, I'm going to the site.

[03:51:11] Do I need emote only?

[03:51:13] How is that not a headshot, bro?

[03:51:16] Oh my god, this is annoying as fuck.

[03:51:19] Come on, come on, jump, jump.

[03:51:21] Alright, here's what I'm gonna do.

[03:51:22] I'm gonna go A long here, okay?

[03:51:23] Tell me where you are.

[03:51:24] I'm gonna go A long.

[03:51:26] Let's see if I remember this correctly.

[03:51:29] There we go.

[03:51:31] little flash right there check my right nobody's there check my left nobody's

[03:51:36] there check it nobody's there what is a role so then what I'm gonna do is I'm

[03:51:40] gonna smoke right here classic smoke classic smoke I know you might be coming

[03:51:44] in so I'm gonna need this right here I didn't know you were actually good at

[03:51:56] yes you don't have to have emote only bro you can find out where I'm gone your

[03:52:02] brain won't even keep up enough don't worry bro I don't need emote only for

[03:52:07] this game I'm not string-strangling for you I'm just finding you I don't need

[03:52:11] to look for you I'm just gonna find you

[03:52:14] see you're long again where are you

[03:52:35] okay I'm gonna walk up cat slow walk

[03:52:44] I'm not sure what you're doing.

[03:52:51] What are you actually doing?

[03:52:55] Deadass!

[03:52:56] Yo!

[03:52:57] Yo!

[03:52:58] Yo!

[03:52:59] Yo!

[03:53:00] Yo!

[03:53:01] Hi, guys!

[03:53:02] Can you get on his control?

[03:53:03] Can you play for him?

[03:53:04] Deadass, can you play for him?

[03:53:05] Yeah, this is embarrassing.

[03:53:06] Not really.

[03:53:07] Can you get on his control? Can you play with him?

[03:53:09] Dead ass, can you play with him?

[03:53:11] Yeah, this is embarrassing.

[03:53:13] Not gonna lie.

[03:53:14] It's just T-Side.

[03:53:22] Oh my god, oh my god!

[03:53:24] Is there like a weird setting you put on my ass?

[03:53:26] Because I'm shooting him square in the head.

[03:53:28] What's happening? I'm shooting him in the head.

[03:53:30] Do you have flower armor?

[03:53:32] Wait, is this not a CT-sided thing?

[03:53:34] Hey

[03:53:36] Well, but do you have plot armor like I

[03:53:41] Brother I'm shooting you in the head and you're not dying like it's been five

[03:54:04] I knew you heard me too, I knew you heard me.

[03:54:12] Don't get confident, don't get overly confident.

[03:54:18] Alright, I'm actually gonna do this on the 80 ping, watch something, just watch.

[03:54:22] Don't worry.

[03:54:24] I'm not worried.

[03:54:26] Now, I'm trying to smash this right.

[03:54:29] No, God!

[03:54:31] I get blowbangs?

[03:54:33] I'm actually dead.

[03:54:35] You have literal blowdown.

[03:54:37] I'm a demon.

[03:54:39] Of course, it's a wallbang.

[03:54:41] Of course.

[03:54:43] I'm actually dead.

[03:54:45] I'm going to get the wallbang.

[03:54:47] I'm actually dead.

[03:54:49] I'm actually dead.

[03:54:51] I'm going to get the wall bang

[03:54:56] My headshots like don't register against you. I actually don't know what to say

[03:55:01] This is my game, bro

[03:55:12] Okay, let me teach you something right this is CT sided map you need to hold a site

[03:55:17] Wait, I'll tell you this, I'll go A every single round, I'm not going to go B.

[03:55:21] Okay, so I can either go Cat, Mid, or Long. I'm not going to go anyone else.

[03:55:27] Wait, are you going to be on T the entire time?

[03:55:29] Come on, come on.

[03:55:31] I mean, if I have one run on CT at this point...

[03:55:34] I'm not sure what he's doing.

[03:55:41] Oh wow.

[03:55:44] So he's now at least with half one more.

[03:55:58] Why are you allowed to have flashbangs?

[03:56:01] Why am I allowed to have flashbangs?

[03:56:03] did you just ask why am I allowed to have flashbangs what the fuck do you mean

[03:56:09] why am I allowed to have flashbangs

[03:56:15] me ho son I hear you scoping below me 360

[03:56:22] Oh

[03:56:25] Maybe 60 I'm getting off literally

[03:56:36] I had to go for it. I had to fairs bro. All right last round. I bat the bat. I mean send this one real quick

[03:56:45] Let me just it's like a humiliation ritual

[03:56:47] This time, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna drop bomb and I'm gonna go tons right now

[03:56:52] Okay, I'm gonna go tunnels through V and I'm just gonna mow you down

[03:56:55] I didn't know this game was like this fucking hard

[03:57:17] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[03:57:23] Okay.

[03:57:24] All right, all right, all right.

[03:57:26] It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

[03:57:30] Actually, it's fine.

[03:57:31] On God, it's fine.

[03:57:32] It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

[03:57:34] Don't be a loser, buy a diffuser.

[03:57:39] Okay, all right.

[03:57:41] It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Don't be a loser by a diffuser.

[03:57:47] Go your mode only. Go your mode only now, chat. For me.

[03:57:51] Come on. Come on. Let's go.

[03:58:11] that

[03:58:29] that

[03:58:33] that

[03:58:38] I trolled I trolled wait I actually trolled bro. He said it wait. I actually trolled

[03:58:51] GG I actually sold that was actually fake impressive

[03:59:08] I'm going to the bomb.

[03:59:15] Okay, I'm going to the bomb.

[03:59:24] I'm fucking go-ded.

[03:59:27] I'm fucking go-ded, bro.

[03:59:29] I'm fucking go-ded.

[03:59:30] I'm actually fucking go-ded.

[03:59:32] I'm just fucking...

[03:59:33] This is not a game, Jinxie, about just like, holding a position.

[03:59:37] Holding a position, bro. This is a game about fucking skill and aim.

[03:59:41] Okay? Let me teach you a trick, bro.

[03:59:43] You can plant a bomb right here and hold it if you want, and I can't defuse it.

[03:59:47] That's a little tip for you, bro. What is this, a piss fucking hardened?

[03:59:50] You just gave me a fucking go to gun, bro.

[03:59:53] I'm not trolling no more. I'm deadass not trolling no more.

[03:59:55] You're not only a gun, bro. Send me to it.

[03:59:58] Till I kill him.

[04:00:03] Let's call my brother out.

[04:00:37] what what

[04:00:42] what

[04:00:45] I

[04:00:47] see

[04:00:49] you

[04:00:51] I

[04:00:53] see

[04:00:55] you

[04:00:57] I

[04:00:59] I

[04:01:01] I

[04:01:03] I

[04:01:05] Your first round on this side was actually good.

[04:01:13] You played really well.

[04:01:14] You actually played really well.

[04:01:16] You got on the site, held it, didn't run around, you're off the fucking map, why are

[04:01:20] you on cat with a pistol?

[04:01:22] Play behind something like a box or something like that.

[04:01:25] Alright.

[04:01:26] Come on bro, lock in.

[04:01:28] Let's go.

[04:01:30] There you go, thank you.

[04:01:48] This is such a good position because he's not going to do that chat, so that I can see both of this.

[04:01:52] I'll hear him for everything. Oh my God, this is actually goaded spot.

[04:01:56] Generally serious go to

[04:01:59] Oh, you're cooked you're actually done. There's only one way I'm not covering right now

[04:02:03] Yeah.

[04:02:05] What?

[04:02:07] What?!

[04:02:09] One thing I'm not covering you check!

[04:02:20] You bitch!

[04:02:23] Walk the whole site!

[04:02:26] You walked off the whole thing?

[04:02:28] talk too much very given away your position

[04:02:45] oh my god im a loser i didn't buy a diffuser

[04:02:48] I

[04:02:55] My god, oh my god, he's actually outsmarting me. Wait, he's actually outsmarting me

[04:03:02] Bro, if I started off on T this would have been close. I'm the same

[04:03:05] No, I threw half my rounds. That's random chew

[04:03:09] What about the last two?

[04:03:12] I'm not worried. I need two rounds. Don't choke. I'm not gonna choke. I'm not gonna choke. I'm actually not gonna choke

[04:03:18] I'm gonna play smarter, I'm gonna play smarter, I'm gonna play smarter.

[04:03:22] That I know to do, that I know to do, oh god I know to do.

[04:03:28] Easy claps, easy claps.

[04:03:48] Oh

[04:04:03] You jump shot at me you lucky prick. You lucky fuck. Oh my god

[04:04:09] Shut the fuck up bitch. That was all on purpose. Everything I do is strategic. Well

[04:04:13] You're the best 2 out of 3, bro. Right now it's over. I need one round, bro. You have to win 6 rounds in a row.

[04:04:29] 6 rounds in a row, you have to win.

[04:04:32] Same as slime.

[04:04:33] I'm gonna end it in one matter of fact I'm gonna end it right fucking

[04:04:44] You fucking suck! You fucking suck!

[04:04:58] You fucking suck!

[04:05:02] I got 30 hours and 25 wrong cases, bitch!

[04:05:06] Let's go.

[04:05:31] So here's why you fucked up.

[04:05:34] I know that you only have an op.

[04:05:36] So whatever site that you play on right now,

[04:05:39] you're going to have to quickscope me for the last round.

[04:05:42] And that never works out in your favor, really.

[04:06:04] 30 seconds.

[04:06:06] Kequah.

[04:06:10] 30 seconds.

[04:06:14] What was that sound?

[04:06:18] 40 seconds.

[04:06:28] 30 seconds.

[04:06:34] planning we kind of getting quiet

[04:06:39] one cat

[04:06:48] okay so i know you have an AWP

[04:06:49] so now i just push up right here

[04:06:51] hold this little angle

[04:06:52] you're panicking you're panicking

[04:06:53] i'm in your head i'm in your head

[04:06:54] i'm in your head you're hiding my-

[04:06:56] i sent her back to you

[04:06:57] i sent her mask to him

[04:06:58] this kid has so much blood armor

[04:07:00] it's actually disgusting

[04:07:02] I said her mask you what?

[04:07:07] Get me out of here

[04:07:08] You are dog shit at fucking CS bro. Oh, is that not center?

[04:07:24] Bro, I'm gonna be honest if I have two thousand hours, I'm bending you over brother brother brother

[04:07:29] I gave you every single round shot up every single

[04:07:35] That shit is tea-sided as fuck cuz I can just plant like you can't hold everything bro

[04:07:46] You are better at CS

[04:07:48] But you have two thousand hours you have two thousand hours, so you should be dead as a fucker

[04:07:52] Listen listen listen shit your bitch ass up you could choose the game right you could either do so CS

[04:07:58] IQ test is done your battleship chest for my Geo gets her eight ball clasher a

[04:08:07] rocket league or normal Geo guess her so wait it's first one to win five games

[04:08:11] right yep and it's going by pretty quick two or done already the rest those are

[04:08:15] the those are down in the long games too all right so I get to pick any of my

[04:08:20] games any games chat what should I play a man

[04:08:24] Oh, what's it a plan?

[04:08:25] Easy, chat, easy, chat.

[04:08:27] Come on, change my game to just chat.

[04:08:29] Wait, do you want to do, hey, let's do a neutral game.

[04:08:31] Let's do chess.

[04:08:31] Let's do a neutral game.

[04:08:33] Bro, I'm going to save my games for if you're at four.

[04:08:36] I didn't think I'm going to need you.

[04:08:38] You're going to use one of your games.

[04:08:40] You're so bad at this.

[04:08:41] Let's do chess.

[04:08:43] You want to play chess?

[04:08:44] Yes, bro.

[04:08:45] Let's do chess.

[04:08:46] All right, let's play chess.

[04:08:47] Highlights, chess.com.

[04:08:50] I've never played chess a day in my life,

[04:08:52] besides with the the sisters try what's their names

[04:08:56] you play with the both has sisters

[04:08:58] yes i played one time in person and they destroyed they destroyed me in two

[04:09:01] hits

[04:09:04] two fucking hits

[04:09:05] alright let's do chess no let's do chess

[04:09:07] bro i'm gonna be honest like i'm very honest guy i know how to move all the

[04:09:12] stuff but i don't know any like strategies

[04:09:15] i know one thing

[04:09:16] hey you know how to move them i don't even know how to

[04:09:18] i had gg this is this is fucked

[04:09:20] it's fine it's fine

[04:09:22] Bro, I'm gonna be honest, you could get lucky,

[04:09:23] because like I'm actually that bad at chess.

[04:09:26] Bro, Chad, I'm gonna be honest with you,

[04:09:27] I actually don't think he beats me in Rocket League,

[04:09:29] and I don't think he beats me in battleship.

[04:09:33] Do you think I win 10 straight in class,

[04:09:35] or do five straight, do five straight, five straight.

[04:09:39] You think I win five straight?

[04:09:40] I think I win five straight.

[04:09:41] How much better have you gotten?

[04:09:42] Bro, I won 87 straight, bro.

[04:09:44] 87 straight, Chad.

[04:09:46] Do I have a chance in class at all?

[04:09:47] But you only won when you had rightly,

[04:09:49] like I didn't forget.

[04:09:50] you also want to get a ride

[04:10:01] friend at friday what's your name what's your name

[04:10:03] on what

[04:10:04] what's i got a lot of items

[04:10:06] we checked what up

[04:10:09] just a calm

[04:10:10] yes i guess i can give a fuck

[04:10:12] all you got a very very

[04:10:14] holy shit

[04:10:16] how did i get

[04:10:16] delete all these delete all these

[04:10:19] nothing nothing nothing literally nothing

[04:10:22] we checked your leaks

[04:10:24] no no nothing's leaked

[04:10:25] the screen's black thank god

[04:10:28] my name is one here is table ron

[04:10:30] baldo

[04:10:33] how many games have you played

[04:10:36] i don't know how to play

[04:10:38] jelly whoa no

[04:10:40] oh okay okay

[04:10:41] i thought you clicked on the thing okay

[04:10:43] the link out of the atmosphere

[04:10:45] wait how do i play? how do i play?

[04:10:47] just wait wait wait one second one second we're gonna invite you

[04:10:49] I would play chess in like two years, bro, three years.

[04:10:54] Yeah.

[04:10:55] Ron, you need to make a chess.com account, and then you need some of the name.

[04:11:02] Can I look up a chess cheat sheet or no?

[04:11:04] Sure.

[04:11:05] I don't know.

[04:11:06] I don't know.

[04:11:07] I don't know.

[04:11:08] Because I have like, I have like four hours of play time in chess in my 24-dollar

[04:11:12] planets.

[04:11:13] I don't know.

[04:11:14] I don't know how to play chess though.

[04:11:15] I don't know how to play.

[04:11:16] I must create a challenge link maybe.

[04:11:18] on yeah do you want to check good at chess what do you think like you're a

[04:11:24] silver game you uh a 10 minute no five minutes five five minutes before I

[04:11:30] fuck up Ron chat fuck that's what comes yet fuck that's what comes yet fuck do I

[04:11:36] have a chance at all chat or not really

[04:11:40] their chance I'm at this in your link run

[04:11:44] oh fuck

[04:11:50] all right I clicked it yeah I am I'm here so can I show her now I'm showing

[04:11:59] fuck well I don't want to start already cuz they're here okay chat somebody

[04:12:08] explain to me what I'm supposed to do here. I don't get it. Who is this dude on

[04:12:11] the bottom right of my fucking camera?

[04:12:18] Oh my god. Who the fuck is this dude on the bottom right, bro? He's just

[04:12:24] staring at me. I don't like it. He's crying. Why is he crying?

[04:12:32] Who is this?

[04:12:36] Why is he sad chat what happened to him is everything okay at home

[04:12:45] Okay, so chat which one is the king. Oh wait, how does the game end when the queen dies?

[04:12:52] Right

[04:12:56] When the king is wrong ready to get this dick

[04:12:59] Yeah

[04:13:03] Yeah

[04:13:06] You can accept them show screen I'm here now bro run I already like bro

[04:13:11] I already be you in the IQ test so chess is IQ game buddies, so by default I'm gonna beat you in this

[04:13:18] Easy, all right. You're black. Okay

[04:13:20] What?

[04:13:21] No, like you're black

[04:13:24] You know what I'm saying come on

[04:13:26] Oh, it tells you how to play out of resigning six seconds all the resigning five four make a move

[04:13:33] All right

[04:13:38] Just move cam move camera again

[04:13:42] That's a good focus. Please everybody focus. It's a good move. It's a good move. So what okay?

[04:13:46] It's riddle me this though. Where am I supposed to win like where am I supposed to win here?

[04:13:52] Like my leg out

[04:13:54] How old are you, bro?

[04:13:56] 24, 23.

[04:13:58] You just asked me how to win chess.

[04:14:00] No, no, no.

[04:14:02] Where is the guy that I'm supposed to knock out?

[04:14:09] I can't even.

[04:14:10] Are you being serious?

[04:14:11] Yes.

[04:14:12] Chad, is this not crazy?

[04:14:18] Is this not insane?

[04:14:19] I got this.

[04:14:20] Just go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[04:14:21] Take out the king.

[04:14:22] Take out the king.

[04:14:23] checkmate the king that's a good move oh no I so oh my god what are you doing

[04:14:29] what are you doing you just lost your queen wait is that checkmate no wait is

[04:14:40] that checkmate right wait what oh he can move it wait where where is it not

[04:14:47] checkmate oh there oh no oh no oh no how is this a neutral game oh my okay this

[04:14:54] isn't neutral count this as my game bro I didn't know okay I didn't know like okay

[04:15:00] bro move your king back by the best effort the king no no this is not a

[04:15:06] neutral game I'm not even good at this we house not checkmate it hello now

[04:15:12] okay this isn't even fair I actually about oh my god I feel bad wait why am

[04:15:16] I'm out of losing.

[04:15:18] No, I'm winning, I'm winning, I'm winning, okay.

[04:15:21] So if I move the horse, he's moving with the king.

[04:15:26] So now the horse is riding the king.

[04:15:28] Check.

[04:15:29] Oh my God, I get it now.

[04:15:30] So the horse is riding the king.

[04:15:32] Check.

[04:15:37] How the fuck is he still here?

[04:15:38] Not by.

[04:15:39] Check.

[04:15:39] Now he lost the horse, but the horse is back.

[04:15:42] Bro, how is he fucking surviving?

[04:15:44] I don't understand.

[04:15:46] So the horse is now staying with the king, keeping it protected.

[04:15:49] Mwaah!

[04:15:50] I must protect you, your highness!

[04:15:53] I understand it now.

[04:15:54] OK?

[04:15:56] But then the horse is now...

[04:16:04] Check.

[04:16:06] Fast.

[04:16:10] Hold on now.

[04:16:12] Am I jester?

[04:16:13] Am I jester maxing?

[04:16:16] What did I do wrong there chat my my

[04:16:21] I don't understand you so you so

[04:16:27] Gigi good game good game

[04:16:35] did I sell or did I plan to do this the

[04:16:37] right way

[04:16:40] who's black run

[04:16:42] Chester Max, bro, what are you doing?

[04:16:46] All right, Chester, do the unfair chat.

[04:16:47] This is bad.

[04:16:48] This is like, this is not fair.

[04:16:51] This is not fair.

[04:16:52] What did I do wrong, chat?

[04:16:53] Everything, bro.

[04:16:55] You're like giving the chips like they're cookies

[04:16:57] out of bake sale.

[04:16:58] You're just handing me your chips.

[04:17:02] Why can I not move?

[04:17:04] Bro.

[04:17:07] I'm just gonna play back.

[04:17:08] Bro, I thought you had like some understanding of chat.

[04:17:10] You've never played chess.

[04:17:12] Not a day in my life.

[04:17:13] But I have your queen?

[04:17:14] I have your house never played chess.

[04:17:19] I don't have a dad.

[04:17:24] Are you laughing?

[04:17:25] No.

[04:17:29] I'm sorry.

[04:17:30] Are you dead ass laughing?

[04:17:34] Are you dead ass laughing?

[04:17:35] I wasn't paying attention.

[04:17:36] I wasn't paying attention.

[04:17:37] Are you dead ass laughing, Jinxie?

[04:17:38] I wasn't paying attention.

[04:17:39] Oh my fucking God.

[04:17:40] Jinxie, are you dead ass laughing?

[04:17:42] fucking god I wasn't paying attention to it.

[04:17:43] Are you deadass laughing?

[04:17:44] All right, I shouldn't be.

[04:17:46] How am I...

[04:17:47] Are you deadass laughing about...

[04:17:52] It's a good move but it's not great.

[04:17:57] You know why?

[04:17:58] Bro, I wasn't...

[04:17:59] Little did you know I've been jester gooning this whole time.

[04:18:03] This would be so fucking embarrassing if I lose this.

[04:18:10] I'm up six, okay, I'm good.

[04:18:13] Check.

[04:18:14] Check.

[04:18:15] Check.

[04:18:16] Wait, what?

[04:18:17] King can attack.

[04:18:18] That's not a check.

[04:18:19] It's a check, but the king can attack.

[04:18:21] If it's too close to the king, he can just attack.

[04:18:26] Why is it only two minutes?

[04:18:28] Because it's five minutes.

[04:18:30] Check.

[04:18:31] Wait, what?

[04:18:32] Check.

[04:18:33] Wait.

[04:18:34] Check.

[04:18:36] Wait

[04:18:38] Check rather than some check

[04:18:48] Oh check am I making like blunders or like what am I going to check come on check check check come on

[04:18:57] Oh my god, I get a chat. Oh my god. It's over for you. Oh hurry up

[04:19:01] K.O.CHAON! I'M FUCKING THINKING! RELAX-

[04:19:04] CHECK! CHECK! CHECK!

[04:19:23] Oh, I understand the check, Mal. Check.

[04:19:25] Check.

[04:19:29] Check.

[04:19:35] I just feel like I'm doing everything wrong.

[04:19:36] I don't know.

[04:19:37] I don't really know what I'm doing.

[04:19:38] Rule one, rule one, rule one.

[04:19:40] Wait, does pause turn into queen

[04:19:41] if you run it to the other side?

[04:19:42] I actually know.

[04:19:44] You're my pawn, brother.

[04:19:45] Rule one.

[04:19:47] Chattanooga, I need to know now, like now.

[04:19:50] Do pause turn into queen.

[04:19:51] Oh my God rule one on God rule one.

[04:20:00] Oh my God rule one.

[04:20:01] It's over for you.

[04:20:02] Wait, do you have a matter daddy or no?

[04:20:07] You have a matter daddy by any chance?

[04:20:12] Check, check, check.

[04:20:13] I have such a good play chat.

[04:20:15] Oh my God.

[04:20:16] I have my next two moves planned out.

[04:20:18] Seriously, I'm going to do chat.

[04:20:20] I'm just going to tell him what I'm going to do because there's nothing he can do.

[04:20:23] I'm going to go D8.

[04:20:25] This turns into a queen.

[04:20:27] He has to rook, right?

[04:20:29] Has to rook my queen.

[04:20:30] But then I bishop his rook.

[04:20:34] And then we will, okay?

[04:20:36] And then I can horse his pawn because his rook's thrown out of position.

[04:20:39] And he's losing his support and he's going to do aura, aura, aura, aura, aura,

[04:20:45] aura.

[04:20:46] Bass!

[04:20:47] That's not going to do anything about bishop.

[04:20:49] Oh, that's Cheshire.

[04:21:02] Check.

[04:21:05] That's not check, bro.

[04:21:07] This.

[04:21:11] Check.

[04:21:12] Bro, I have to just think I'm not-

[04:21:14] Oh my actual check! Actual check! Actual check! Actual check!

[04:21:23] Actual check!

[04:21:32] Did I win or lose? I can't even fucking tell.

[04:21:35] I won, I won.

[04:21:38] How can I check made him? I don't know if I'm good enough to check made him.

[04:21:41] Bro, I don't know if I'm good enough to do this, guys.

[04:21:46] Wait, why does the time keep pausing?

[04:21:50] Whenever it's not your turn, it's the other person's time to choose.

[04:21:55] Bro, I don't think I'm good enough to checkmate though, chat.

[04:21:59] Oh my god, is it going to be a draw then?

[04:22:04] It's not me, chat.

[04:22:05] Oh, it is me.

[04:22:06] It's on you.

[04:22:08] Wait, what?

[04:22:09] Oh, that's Loki cheese, that's Loki Ketter.

[04:22:15] So what can the king do?

[04:22:17] Explain.

[04:22:18] He can attack things close to him.

[04:22:19] He can move in any direction.

[04:22:20] But he can only move one top at a time.

[04:22:31] I don't really know what to do, guys.

[04:22:34] Look, I'm not good enough to do this.

[04:22:41] Check.

[04:22:50] Check.

[04:22:52] Wait, what?

[04:22:54] No.

[04:22:56] I want to play left.

[04:23:03] What? I thought the king couldn't kill the queen.

[04:23:13] Who wins? Is it a draw? I have more chips. Do I win? Do I win because I have more chips?

[04:23:21] What? I'm not good enough to check me. What am I supposed to do?

[04:23:33] I'm not doing it.

[04:23:34] It's a draw.

[04:23:35] It's a draw.

[04:23:36] Bro, but I'm not good enough to check me.

[04:23:38] What?

[04:23:39] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[04:23:41] That's a draw?

[04:23:44] Bro, Bonnie Blues.

[04:23:45] Stop sending me a friend of mine some chess, please.

[04:23:47] What do we do?

[04:23:48] Accident, bro.

[04:23:48] Oh my god!

[04:23:49] What is that on my screen?

[04:23:50] Oh my god!

[04:23:51] Oh my god.

[04:23:52] Oh my god.

[04:23:52] How do I get rid of alerts?

[04:23:53] How do I get ready?

[04:23:55] Do you want to rematch?

[04:23:57] How do I get rid of alerts?

[04:23:59] That's number one.

[04:24:00] Outlasted to the eclipse.

[04:24:03] We wouldn't have asked how do I get rid of that John pork

[04:24:08] get rid of clips bro just get rid of clips

[04:24:11] for some of y'all are two thousand two hundred you know

[04:24:14] bro like like like like like like

[04:24:18] like rematch alerts are in game

[04:24:20] so if you just click rematch and get into the game they can't

[04:24:22] put in your life okay all right one if we go up we draw again

[04:24:25] just call it a draw ready I don't even know how to play this

[04:24:28] but sure you were getting it at the end you were getting it

[04:24:33] Bro, like I'll explain it quick.

[04:24:34] Bishops move diagonal, horses make L shapes.

[04:24:38] Rooks go as long as they want,

[04:24:40] but it has to be in a dead straight line.

[04:24:42] Kings go anywhere.

[04:24:43] Wait, they're saying I won.

[04:24:44] No, we draw, we draw.

[04:24:47] They're saying I won.

[04:24:48] Yeah, well, they're fucking trolling.

[04:24:50] They're saying you finessed me.

[04:24:53] No, we draw.

[04:24:55] How would you have won if it said draw on the screen?

[04:24:58] I'm just telling you what they're saying.

[04:25:01] No, we draw.

[04:25:02] more I have more pawns anyways telling me you're finessing me am I brain death

[04:25:08] I'm a chat we draw right which had is he finessing me let me know now you're

[04:25:13] saying I won by time okay but like that's just that no that's not how that

[04:25:20] works we just drew I was up at 13 bro I was just wasting all my shit trying to

[04:25:25] meet you by watching me by me meeting you wait not okay oh no not check like

[04:25:32] check meeting you let me focus fuck you want to have sex with me just say that my

[04:25:39] asshole is yours

[04:25:44] well I'm gonna use my paunce this game more but I'm trying to lock in bro this

[04:25:48] is like a analytical critical thinking game like this is a smart IQ game but I

[04:25:52] I need to like focus.

[04:25:53] I can't talk so much right now.

[04:25:55] So what does this crown guy do?

[04:25:59] What guy?

[04:26:00] What guy?

[04:26:01] The crown.

[04:26:03] Which one?

[04:26:04] There's like two, there's three.

[04:26:06] The queen has a crown, the bishop has a crown,

[04:26:08] the rook has a crown, the king has a crown.

[04:26:10] They all have crowns.

[04:26:11] Please don't speak over me.

[04:26:14] This is good.

[04:26:15] Moves anywhere.

[04:26:18] Rook moves anywhere, that's the guy on the corner.

[04:26:20] He moves anywhere,

[04:26:21] But it has to be in a straight line.

[04:26:28] Is this a check?

[04:26:32] Wait, I don't under...

[04:26:42] Yo, chill, bro!

[04:26:49] That's what I wanted you to do.

[04:26:51] I don't think it's just a single way you could take this queen right now.

[04:26:56] Watch out, you keep question markin' me, this is my second ever test game of my whole career.

[04:27:09] He actually has an advantage, he's a cheddar, bro, this is cheddar.

[04:27:13] Okay, so let's go. I'm not fucking drawing again! Better at this.

[04:27:23] Bang. Bang.

[04:27:25] I'm a horse.

[04:27:32] It's a good play.

[04:27:45] What is it a great play?

[04:27:46] Why is my bicep not moving?

[04:27:50] Bro, it's a horse, bro.

[04:27:52] It's not a bicep.

[04:27:54] I didn't mean to click back, can we replay that?

[04:27:56] No, no replays, bro.

[04:27:57] REE!

[04:27:59] I feel like this game is meant for people that are special,

[04:28:03] because how the fuck am I supposed to know how to do this?

[04:28:10] You're so bad, you're so bad.

[04:28:11] I just made a blunder and you didn't capitalize.

[04:28:13] I just made a blunder and you didn't capitalize.

[04:28:14] I don't know what a blunder is!

[04:28:16] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[04:28:17] What is a blunder?

[04:28:19] Shout out, I just sold.

[04:28:20] Bro, I got away with that.

[04:28:21] I almost just, I...

[04:28:26] I WAS IN PAY!

[04:28:29] I hate this shit. Like, yo, chess, it's like, I have fucking ADHD so I can't play chess.

[04:28:34] But then don't play. Become chess.

[04:28:36] Wait, what happened? Wait, no, I...

[04:28:37] Wait, redo your play, Ron. Redo your plan. Redo your plan.

[04:28:40] I can't. Wait, it won't let me.

[04:28:42] Oh my god, wait, oh my god! Oh my god, your timer!

[04:28:45] Oh my god! Hold! Hold!

[04:28:49] No, no, no, wait.

[04:28:51] No, no, no, no.

[04:28:53] I can't move.

[04:28:54] No, no, I can't move.

[04:28:55] Wait, my timer's moving, but I have any plays.

[04:28:58] I, it's left.

[04:29:01] Oh, my God.

[04:29:02] Wait, was I in checkmate?

[04:29:03] What, what happened?

[04:29:05] Oh, I see that.

[04:29:06] Wait, Chad, this?

[04:29:07] Chad, this one?

[04:29:09] Bro, I'm actually going to lose.

[04:29:13] Chad, what did I do wrong?

[04:29:16] What's the play here?

[04:29:17] I don't know what to do here.

[04:29:18] Bro, I gave up my queen

[04:29:29] Bro, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, wait, do I take this?

[04:29:39] No, I don't know how to play here

[04:29:43] No, no, I, I, oh my god.

[04:29:48] I held it.

[04:30:04] I don't have the brain cells for this, like I swear to god I don't!

[04:30:08] Oh my god.

[04:30:11] HOLD!

[04:30:18] Alright.

[04:30:37] Wait, Chazzo, if I go...

[04:30:41] I don't understand this, I don't even know what you just did, I'm gonna see, I don't

[04:31:08] Oh my god, you just sold.

[04:31:20] You just totally sold, bro.

[04:31:24] You just completely fucking sold.

[04:31:25] Oh my god.

[04:31:26] Yes!

[04:31:27] Come on, Jinx.

[04:31:54] Wait, what? I mapped that out in my head. Why did that do that? That wasn't not supposed

[04:32:10] to fucking do that! I'm not that out of my head! What?!

[04:32:25] There's no way you're good enough to checkmate me, so it's just gonna be a draw again.

[04:32:30] If you're good enough to checkmate me off this, you're the coolest human being I've ever met in my life.

[04:32:34] There's no way, yeah.

[04:32:36] No way.

[04:33:10] Checkmate or check off?

[04:33:17] I think you just sold, I'm pretty sure.

[04:33:24] Checkmate.

[04:33:31] It's gotta be a checkmate in here somewhere,

[04:33:33] but I'm not seeing.

[04:33:40] It's got to be a checkmate, right?

[04:33:47] Hello?

[04:33:50] Yes! Yes! Yes! 0.006 seconds! Oh my fucking god! Let's fucking go!

[04:34:19] Oh my god, yes, what are these images?

[04:34:23] What did I play wrong chat? How did I play wrong? What did I do? I don't know how to play chess

[04:34:30] I'm not gonna I don't know how to play chess

[04:34:34] Zero point zero zero six seconds run

[04:34:37] I boxed you in with my king and then I brought my king to the quarter or probably created a quarter

[04:34:41] Wow, wow, that was insane. That was insane. Oh my god. Fuck. I don't know how to play chess. My bad

[04:34:46] I lost fuck. Wow. All right

[04:34:49] So what's the score?

[04:34:51] Two to one of the games fuck my battery. Oh, I don't know. I didn't know how to play

[04:34:55] That was my second game ever of oopsies

[04:34:58] That was my second game ever of chess in my whole career. Oh, okay count. Mmm

[04:35:04] Maybe count chess as my game

[04:35:07] Bro, do you want to play Geo Gaster next?

[04:35:10] Well, I lost so now I get to choose so I'm gonna choose for tonight. You guys there

[04:35:13] Let's go.

[04:35:14] Bazaara.

[04:35:15] Which one's scored?

[04:35:16] Two to one?

[04:35:17] Two to one.

[04:35:17] Fuck!

[04:35:18] Fuck, bro.

[04:35:19] I don't give a fuck.

[04:35:20] All right.

[04:35:21] So here's how it works, right?

[04:35:22] I'm going to pop a screen share.

[04:35:23] I'm going to show you how it works.

[04:35:25] So you basically click this screen share.

[04:35:27] Wait, wait, wait.

[04:35:28] So Fortnite has their own geogas?

[04:35:30] Yes, yes.

[04:35:31] So it's way harder than you think.

[04:35:34] So what if we're going to be winning this accident?

[04:35:36] So basically, if I, I mean, this is my game.

[04:35:40] So I'm going to choose to win this.

[04:35:41] I lost the neutral game.

[04:35:43] I'm basically going to choose, right?

[04:35:45] I'm going to do guesser, I'm going to do pick a map, basically.

[04:35:48] So I'm going to choose.

[04:35:50] Whoa, can I pick?

[04:35:51] Please, please.

[04:35:53] No.

[04:35:54] So here's how it works.

[04:35:56] The first game is you can do whatever you want.

[04:35:58] You can look around, you can move, right?

[04:35:59] Let's say I win that.

[04:36:01] Then it goes to, what is the chat?

[04:36:04] No moving, but you can look around.

[04:36:06] And then the last one is no moving, no looking around.

[04:36:08] So it's just first come, first serve.

[04:36:09] So for instance, let me show you what it looks like.

[04:36:10] So for instance, we're going to play chapter two.

[04:36:12] That's my first map.

[04:36:13] Chapter two, five rounds, you get one minute per round.

[04:36:18] It's gonna be move.

[04:36:20] So you can do whatever.

[04:36:20] Actually, we're gonna do no move.

[04:36:22] I know we'll do move.

[04:36:22] We'll do move.

[04:36:23] So ready, watch this.

[04:36:24] Bro, what type of chat ass shit is this?

[04:36:27] There you go.

[04:36:27] Ready, watch.

[04:36:28] You watching?

[04:36:29] Okay.

[04:36:30] So,

[04:36:31] email only, I mean, okay, go email only.

[04:36:34] So right here, basically,

[04:36:35] this is sweaty sweat right over here.

[04:36:38] And then it's gonna be right here

[04:36:40] outside of this fence right here.

[04:36:42] It's gonna be approximately probably you can see the dirt pile right here. It's gonna be a little bit towards these rocks

[04:36:47] My guess is estimated right here. There's gonna be plus 5,000. Okay, 4,789. So there we go. So that's mine

[04:36:53] So that's mine. Okay, that's number one, but you can move around by the way

[04:36:57] You can you can do all of this if you want to move around right like for instance

[04:37:01] I don't have to move around cuz I know exactly where this is

[04:37:04] Oh, gee, I didn't play this

[04:37:08] What the fuck

[04:37:12] All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you know, I'll make it easier for you. I'll make it easier.

[04:37:16] Fortnite chapter one season one, you want to do the OG OG?

[04:37:20] No, I didn't play that. Do chapter one season three.

[04:37:23] Chapter one season three. Okay, easily. Five rounds.

[04:37:25] I'll fuck you on this.

[04:37:27] Okay, one minute round. Okay, so this one you can move. I'm going to choose not to move though.

[04:37:31] Just to show you, but I'm going to show you.

[04:37:32] Wait, but how do I play? I'm just watching your screen share.

[04:37:34] So basically, well, it's me first and then it's you. So you see how it's right here.

[04:37:37] So I don't have to move my character. I know that it's right here.

[04:37:40] right here, so it's this building right here.

[04:37:43] And then what happens is you go here,

[04:37:44] you take a left, that windabout is right here,

[04:37:46] you're taking the left road,

[04:37:48] and then you see these group of trees right here.

[04:37:50] It should be approximately right here, that's my guess.

[04:37:57] Five thousands, that was on the dots.

[04:37:58] Okay, so then, so then, so then what you could do,

[04:38:01] right, like for instance, you can move around, right?

[04:38:03] You can move around whatever you might be.

[04:38:06] So obviously I know where this is, right?

[04:38:07] You see this mountain here?

[04:38:08] This is on the northeast hemisphere.

[04:38:10] My guess is it's probably, you can see all the mountains.

[04:38:15] If you could see the mountains,

[04:38:16] you're hugging the mountain side.

[04:38:19] You can see another cliff right over here,

[04:38:21] which indicates that you're probably

[04:38:23] somewhere like right.

[04:38:28] Mountains are up here, grass shade is here.

[04:38:31] Maybe you're right here, that's my guess.

[04:38:32] I could be way off.

[04:38:33] Oh, I'm way off, 210.

[04:38:35] Oh wait, give a chance now.

[04:38:36] Oh my god, oh my god, yes, keep being a dumbass.

[04:38:39] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,

[04:38:41] it's fine.

[04:38:42] Okay, now I'm not gonna troll.

[04:38:43] Okay, so look, I don't even actually need to look

[04:38:44] at my map, oh my god, this is Retail Row.

[04:38:46] You go right here, this is the trash can right here,

[04:38:47] I don't know if you see the trash can right

[04:38:48] beneath the trees, plus 5,000.

[04:38:50] Shabang, borr right.

[04:38:52] Okay, so then you do that one right here,

[04:38:54] easy comes, here we go, next one.

[04:38:57] Let's see here, let's see.

[04:38:59] You're not doing that good, dude,

[04:39:00] you're not doing that good, you're gonna lose.

[04:39:02] I'm not gonna lose, I'm not gonna lose.

[04:39:04] uh... salty springs

[04:39:06] so salty springs

[04:39:08] like you see i can move around here i can move around whatever i want

[04:39:11] i'm going to choose i'm gonna choose not to so

[04:39:14] it's right over here

[04:39:16] so salty springs

[04:39:22] yes salty springs

[04:39:24] that's right over second-guessing yourself or what

[04:39:27] no no no no no no

[04:39:28] salty springs

[04:39:30] two sheds

[04:39:34] Wait, who sheds right in front of each other?

[04:39:37] Oh my god, he's choking.

[04:39:39] It's a shed to the left.

[04:39:40] Bang, 5,000.

[04:39:43] All right.

[04:39:45] All right!

[04:39:47] All right, all right.

[04:39:48] And then, and then, and then.

[04:39:50] Bro, that one's going to fuck you.

[04:39:51] I'm going to win.

[04:39:52] That one.

[04:39:53] I know ROG.

[04:39:54] I know ROG.

[04:39:55] So Moistie Meyer, the question is, what side is this on?

[04:39:59] This is on the east side.

[04:40:01] So it's right over here.

[04:40:02] Oh, this one's going to fuck me even more.

[04:40:04] It's gonna fuck my asshole.

[04:40:05] It's like cream.

[04:40:06] Okay, so you look for this right here.

[04:40:09] No, it's not that.

[04:40:11] Oh my fucking God, not in my ass.

[04:40:14] Wait, is it?

[04:40:15] Hold on.

[04:40:19] Wait, this is a whole ass hat.

[04:40:22] Oh no.

[04:40:26] Oh no.

[04:40:27] My God, he's actually fucking kidding.

[04:40:29] Oh no.

[04:40:30] You better get 5K

[04:40:30] because your other one was 200 points.

[04:40:32] Don't forget.

[04:40:33] This is like the whole game right here.

[04:40:35] I'm not, I know the OG map, bro.

[04:40:36] I used to grind.

[04:40:38] Thanks.

[04:40:39] Let's go out!

[04:40:40] Take off your Moles, best two out of three.

[04:40:41] First one to, best two out of three.

[04:40:43] So screen share, so I got 19,899 you gotta beat.

[04:40:48] Go ahead, pop a screen share.

[04:40:49] Let's go!

[04:40:50] I sold one, bro.

[04:40:51] Fork it, Chad, it's best two out of three.

[04:40:52] That should be easy.

[04:40:53] Wait, what do I look up?

[04:40:54] What's that?

[04:40:55] You have the link in the score?

[04:40:55] 49 GeoGuessr.

[04:40:57] They'll come up instantly.

[04:40:59] How much points did you get?

[04:41:00] How much points exactly?

[04:41:02] Chad, what did I get exactly?

[04:41:03] 19,000 what?

[04:41:08] Go E-Mod only for yours.

[04:41:09] You get one minute, one minute,

[04:41:11] and then you could do anything.

[04:41:12] Yeah, move, move.

[04:41:13] This one's for, yeah, you just click start game.

[04:41:15] 19, you just click start game.

[04:41:18] You have to be 19, eight, nine, nine.

[04:41:20] So if you lose this, if you lose this,

[04:41:24] if you win this, excuse me,

[04:41:25] then it goes to no move.

[04:41:27] It goes to no move.

[04:41:29] 19, eight, nine, nine.

[04:41:30] Good luck, bro.

[04:41:31] Good luck.

[04:41:32] I'm looking at you guys, this is easy.

[04:41:35] Takes a second, there's a lot of people on the site.

[04:41:38] Hold.

[04:41:41] Ah, all right.

[04:41:43] My screen's black.

[04:41:45] Oh, this one's easy.

[04:41:46] I'm gonna meet my mic.

[04:41:52] Root Lake in front of the trees.

[04:41:57] Front of the...

[04:41:58] I'm looking right here, wait, oh my god, am I fucking stupid, on the other side of the

[04:42:10] lake, how close am I to the house, there's no house, what's happening, where's, are you

[04:42:17] getting nervous, are you messing up, shut up, are you messing up, campfire, behind the

[04:42:23] campfire facing the lake behind the trees a little bit right here make guess

[04:42:42] please please be five thousand please be five thousand or at least four thousand

[04:42:46] nine hundred come on he had one that he got two hundred so if I keep getting

[04:42:50] 4k it's over why is my shit lagging no out of time I made my guess wait that was

[04:42:59] right where I guess what I got a perfect score what do you mean out of time

[04:43:03] what the fuck I guess it actually it's cuz there's so many people on the site

[04:43:07] wait high-fives go back add make it two minutes Loki make it so I really did a

[04:43:11] dead all you low-key got it you low-key got it I'm not gonna lie that's

[04:43:14] five thousand I'll count that as a five thousand just go next next round

[04:43:17] That's a 5000 that's a 5000 low key. That's a 5000 that was that was a 5000 chat

[04:43:22] I'm gonna be honest that was a 5000 that was that was a 5000. I'm gonna keep it a buck. That was a 5000

[04:43:28] It's all lagging I can't play what is this site cuz there's too many people in the side so

[04:43:36] What the fuck it happened last time, but then it fixed after like a minute

[04:43:39] it. Bro, what the fuck? I got five points. Wait, what? Bro, I have zero score. What's

[04:43:47] happening? Bro, what is, bro, get off this. They did ask this room. I have to do a fourth.

[04:43:53] Bro, chat. Oh my God, it's your chat, bro. I was going to beat you in that. I was going

[04:44:00] to beat you. But you weren't. But you weren't. Bro, I was going to beat. Whoa.

[04:44:03] Count my 5,000. Give me 5,000. 5,000. But you got to hurry. You got to do

[04:44:07] Five seconds probably yeah, bro. I'm trying if my site is fucking lagging look

[04:44:13] I only have 200 real viewers. It's your viewers close out again, please

[04:44:19] Close out again guys close out again, please close out again

[04:44:22] High-fives fix it. I

[04:44:25] Listen, God, he can't just fix this. It's that it's over brown

[04:44:29] Damn bro. What the fuck this work?

[04:44:31] Bro, this was fun. I was winning. I was kicking your ass

[04:44:33] Oh, you weren't oh, I got a fight k you don't got one fight

[04:44:37] Yeah, I got a few I had to yeah, I got an instant five tell my first fucking trying

[04:44:42] You got a few oh, I was gonna kick your ass you aren't gonna do shit wait your sights buggy mine is good

[04:44:48] I look he just loaded up the site

[04:44:52] They never mind they're D dosing out D doctors

[04:44:56] Bro, nobody's D dosing aside nice one chat nice one you ruin the fun nice one now W chat W

[04:45:03] chat bro good job ruining our fun close yes maybe that's why not the site's

[04:45:11] fucked they did us the site bro damn it's so I gotta find a replacement

[04:45:19] brand I'm back I'm back I mean I'm in no I'm not bro I'm about to break something

[04:45:26] that was fun that was fun I know I got a perfect guess fuck this chap man fuck you

[04:45:33] guys fuck you guys the bad ones of course not the good ones I would say

[04:45:41] L viewers but fuck a view count make every view count

[04:45:47] bro I don't know what to do bro it's fucking frozen completely how about

[04:45:52] send me a new like every time. Oh, I'm in a minute.

[04:45:56] You 50 seconds. Oh my God, you have to go correct.

[04:45:59] There's no way.

[04:46:06] Tomato town. Where's the basketball court? There's the

[04:46:08] basketball court.

[04:46:09] On my mallard, right here.

[04:46:14] Maybe like right here.

[04:46:17] About 10 steps back from the mallard.

[04:46:19] Let me guess, right here, it should be 5,000, wait, please be 5,000.

[04:46:29] What's happening?

[04:46:30] What the fuck is happening?

[04:46:31] The time's still running and I already made my fucking guess.

[04:46:33] Yes, get this fucking, well that's another perfect guess, I'm cooking, come on!

[04:46:39] No way bro, Hivise, fix the site!

[04:46:45] Bro Ron high-vives is not some all-knowing deity. He can't fix a miscellaneous website that he doesn't know

[04:46:53] Well, it's time to fix it bro. What do you want him to do? What do you want to do bro coded for them?

[04:46:59] Wait, what he though? I was winning. I was winning in your fucking game. Yes

[04:47:05] You got a 200 point one. I got back to back

[04:47:08] I was winning your game.

[04:47:10] No, no, no, no.

[04:47:11] And this bullshit has happened.

[04:47:12] Oh, no, no, no, no.

[04:47:14] Bro, yes, I was fucking dominating you.

[04:47:16] Wait, do you have, oh my God, that's why.

[04:47:18] Do you have Matter Daddy installed?

[04:47:20] What is Matter Daddy?

[04:47:21] What?

[04:47:22] Nothing much, how about you?

[04:47:24] Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

[04:47:26] Uh.

[04:47:28] Bro.

[04:47:30] That, like, I'm gonna do that with him.

[04:47:32] I'd rather just use a different game, bro.

[04:47:33] We're gonna have to use a different game, bro.

[04:47:34] They fucking bugged the website.

[04:47:35] It was never like this.

[04:47:36] I've never had this problem.

[04:47:37] Well, look, what's the score? Two to one, right? Two to one?

[04:47:39] Two to one? So then I gotta choose a different game. I gotta choose Fortnite. I gotta choose actual Fortnite. Get on. Bro.

[04:47:44] Okay, I have a better idea than us won't be wanting.

[04:47:47] What?

[04:47:48] Something that I have a chance of winning. If we do Fortnite, we play duos and we do a kill race. O.G. game battles days.

[04:47:55] Okay, you want to do a kill race with all of them?

[04:47:57] Don't have a ego because if you die, I'm gonna win. Don't die early.

[04:48:01] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So you want to have a kill- alright, let's do it.

[04:48:04] Cuz if I won't be one you I'm not gonna kill you, but if you get an ego and music. Oh my god

[04:48:09] I have to install for me. How long is he gonna? No, we don't have it installed. Let me see. Give me a second. L ego

[04:48:17] resume updating

[04:48:19] Wait, hold up. It's updating

[04:48:21] No, I'm good. My box is fast

[04:48:24] You're on Xbox

[04:48:26] Bro

[04:48:31] Oh my fucking god uninstall this shit

[04:48:34] game. Wait, son, actual son, bro. What should I install? Hey, Xbox, turn off. Right off

[04:48:43] Cortana set up, you idiot. Wait, it went up 0.01%. I mean, I'm on the game. I'm dressed

[04:48:53] up as Kaisen at. Wait, hi, guys. Do I have for PC Fortnite? No, but I have to update

[04:48:58] It's giving me my event or no one updates for that bro. What do I mean to tell you?

[04:49:05] Bro I kill about it would be so fun. I could actually run that

[04:49:09] I'm waiting. I could learn that too. Oh my god. I can actually hiding screens. Are we hiding screens?

[04:49:16] Yeah, but brothers gonna take a wild update. I already went up a percent. Johnny the other side of the game like matters

[04:49:22] I'm going to zone out.

[04:49:24] Here's Mike.

[04:49:25] Who took me out of the game?

[04:49:26] Oh, there we go.

[04:49:27] Wait, you're only on 1%?

[04:49:29] It went up.

[04:49:30] No, it went up 1%.

[04:49:32] It's going.

[04:49:33] Wait, what's your other game?

[04:49:36] What's your other game?

[04:49:38] My other game is Madder Daddy.

[04:49:41] Bro, come on.

[04:49:43] It was 8-ball.

[04:49:44] Oh, let's just play that while my Fortnite downloads.

[04:49:47] Easy.

[04:49:48] What if I lose?

[04:49:49] Bro, I'm going to beat you.

[04:49:50] You know what you know you know you know you know what you know what you know what

[04:49:54] You're not any of my games. I'm just looking at chat chat chat. Do I chat?

[04:49:58] You know your best chance is real geogaster. You just get lucky. I'm silver

[04:50:04] Chad do I do it? I'm down into the fortnight kill battle, but I didn't try to 20 minutes up there

[04:50:08] Let's play another game. What's the score right now to one to one?

[04:50:12] Play me rocket leak

[04:50:14] Bro, you're not gonna know that this is gonna talk it bro. You're not playing me and you guys are playing you

[04:50:20] Rockin League play me rockin League, but you don't stand a chance in rockin. Let me rock at League

[04:50:25] You sure you want to this is gonna be three one. Wait if it's three one that means I have two more chances. This is easy

[04:50:30] I'm not worried. I'll just play my game. I'll play for it after this

[04:50:32] Why did I just close for it to open for me? Am I a fucking burger spam the fucking fries, man? Oh

[04:50:38] Fuck that. Fuck that. Fuck that battleship right now. Fuck it. Wait actually fuck it

[04:50:43] Okay, battleship, battleship, battleship, battleship, battleship, battleship.

[04:50:47] Badminton's up there.

[04:50:49] Battleship. Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy chat, easy.

[04:50:52] How do we play that?

[04:50:53] It's called Hasbro's Battleship, I'll install it.

[04:50:58] Guys, we're not doing cases, shut the fuck up!

[04:51:00] Easy claps!

[04:51:02] Tomorrow I will do four grand in cases, you have my word.

[04:51:04] What?

[04:51:05] Yeah bro, I'm going to the game.

[04:51:07] Do you have the game?

[04:51:08] Yeah, have I started it?

[04:51:09] Let me, let me pee.

[04:51:10] Have I started it?

[04:51:11] Bro, have I done this?

[04:51:12] so much.

[04:51:13] Um, a small penis, small bladder, bro, after this, uh, I'm going to win this, obviously.

[04:51:18] And then I play battleship when I was a kid.

[04:51:20] You're cooked after this.

[04:51:22] Um, four night.

[04:51:25] Why do you just vape all the time?

[04:51:26] You're such a bad influence.

[04:51:30] Drop on me right now.

[04:51:31] If you started to vape because of the jinksy, I'm trying to see something.

[04:51:36] Wow.

[04:51:39] This is... This is sad. This is actually sad.

[04:51:58] Drop a me right now if you love stable Ronaldo, and drop a cat looking sideways if you hate me.

[04:52:09] I'm getting a face tattoo chat.

[04:52:21] I look like I'm gonna get a face tattoo.

[04:52:24] Ron's Red Thong.

[04:52:25] Can you actually delete your Twitch account?

[04:52:27] Why do you have to name Ron's Red Thong?

[04:52:33] I'm on the game yo this game is like it was made like 10 years ago I like it play with

[04:52:56] friends create game okay do you want to do classic or do you want to do with commanders

[04:53:00] So basically, all right, what's Commanders Commanders as you get like these abilities that you can see stuff on the map like it's kind of fun

[04:53:07] Classic all right fine classic. I'm going yo this needs to be my only burp burp. I played

[04:53:15] Battleship at my grandparents house when I was a little guy. I was pretty good. I'll give a fuck

[04:53:21] Child of memory, I'm putting a code in the chat. You realize if I win this it's three to one, right?

[04:53:27] about you

[04:53:29] And I still have all my games. I haven't used any of my games for this is over

[04:53:36] What you say sorry did you get that invite

[04:53:41] You say what's my name on steam is it Nicholas Stewart? Why would that be my steam name? It's JXC?

[04:53:46] Yo chat like is this guy ill?

[04:53:49] Bro, why would my name be Nicholas Stewart on steam Nicholas Stewart join the game? I invited you I

[04:53:55] I have no invets from stable ronaldo

[04:54:00] Nicholas? I have no steam invets from stable ronaldo

[04:54:03] I just sent you another invite, invite sent

[04:54:06] joining, joining, joining

[04:54:09] this is gonna be fun, Chad I haven't played battleship

[04:54:11] literally since I was like 8, I'm not kidding

[04:54:15] enter lobby code, what's lobby code?

[04:54:18] ah there is no lobby code

[04:54:21] have I checked again? I don't know

[04:54:23] It's asking for a lobby code. It's asking for a lobby code.

[04:54:25] Keck, wait.

[04:54:29] It says copy to clipboard, but then when I tried pasting it, it doesn't work.

[04:54:32] Vass?

[04:54:34] Why is it asking for a lobby code?

[04:54:36] Ron, you better win this! I haven't used any of my games yet!

[04:54:39] Shut up! Are you in or no?

[04:54:42] Oh my Fortnite set 12% I can do Fortnite after I kick that ass.

[04:54:45] No, I'm not in.

[04:54:46] Um, invite me again? Invite me again?

[04:54:48] I just did. Did you get it?

[04:54:50] Yeah, yeah, I got it. Thank you.

[04:54:51] Um, let me see.

[04:54:52] I mind is that your cab in your discord provocation? No

[04:54:57] What it's a random cat

[04:54:59] Yeah, you have it's a value email. It's a value chest is like

[04:55:04] Um, I know chess is a good game. We're just terrible

[04:55:09] But people were probably having a lot of me watching Ron when I click except it just doesn't do anything in the main menu

[04:55:15] She doesn't know any friends. This works all the time create game classic

[04:55:19] what's that classic? I think your game has like a code or something. Oh a code is 5007

[04:55:24] quickly quickly quickly. 5007. 5007 5007 5007 5007 5007 5007 5007 5007.

[04:55:31] You in? Yes. Let's click next. Okay okay wait can I pick my guy? How is it gonna

[04:55:39] I think it's all the same no

[04:55:43] Can I show you can show yeah? Yeah?

[04:55:46] Jack you might only yes or no I

[04:55:49] Think so oh the different guys have different ships. I see oh yeah. Yeah wait. They're low-key commander's fun

[04:55:55] Do you know what I commander commander's fun sure?

[04:56:02] Chat facts or no commanders more fun wait you have to buy commanders though

[04:56:09] Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, code, code is five nine seven five.

[04:56:15] I'm nine seven five.

[04:56:16] Mom.

[04:56:18] All right, click, click this dude right here.

[04:56:21] We have what do I want a different guy?

[04:56:23] Just do it, bro. Come on.

[04:56:25] OK, so this is how it works.

[04:56:27] The abilities every time you miss, you get a storm pretty sure.

[04:56:31] And it builds up you have mines.

[04:56:34] So the game will kind of explain it.

[04:56:35] Go go.

[04:56:36] You know what only by the they're going to explain it.

[04:56:37] Go you know what only.

[04:56:38] Okay, so you basically get mines where if you put a mine down if I hit it you get two free shots on the map

[04:56:43] It automatically shoots to the sonar is basically

[04:56:48] This one scans of a two by two a bomb

[04:56:52] Bombs a two by two and a torpedo shoots a whole line on the whole map

[04:56:57] So we can only use them once each once each no no no no you'll get abilities

[04:57:01] You'll see and you can rotate obviously it teaches you a high-fives

[04:57:04] You can play explain it to me if you want to give him a cheat

[04:57:08] I'm bad moving my ships. You're not street-siping on God. You're not street-siping, right? No, I have you promise

[04:57:13] I have my strings type in battleship. I should just like end my life

[04:57:18] I know

[04:57:20] I'm mixing my

[04:57:25] Vamo boy, I try this looks good, right? Okay, so run

[04:57:32] I'm ready. You said I can only use each ability once each

[04:57:35] No, you'll see you'll see you get you'll get points every time you miss click ready

[04:57:40] Ready ready ready ready ready. All right. No stream sniping. Yeah, bro. Come on. You're talking to like you

[04:57:46] Anti-streams time guy. Oh, it's my turn. Okay. See I said plus two or no

[04:57:51] Maybe I'll do for you. So basically I could put down a mine and if I go you'll actually I'll wait

[04:57:56] I'll wait for you to go. I'm gonna just choose a random shot. I'm gonna go dead center classic

[04:58:00] So that's a miss so when I end my turn you'll see you get plus two. Do you see it?

[04:58:05] Yeah, I see so you could use a mine

[04:58:08] So just click it you could just click mine and you could put that any one of the map

[04:58:11] And if I hit that mine, it's automatically two shots for free that you get and you can start

[04:58:16] Place it in your own grid of the mine fires to return

[04:58:21] When you don't have to if you don't want to by the way

[04:58:25] But I recommend using a bill are you dead ass?

[04:58:28] What? I used the mine. I used it.

[04:58:31] Okay. You can save it, but go ahead.

[04:58:35] Now you got to shoot.

[04:58:37] Oh! Close shot! Very close.

[04:58:39] Was it actually?

[04:58:41] Are you taking my games?

[04:58:43] Very close. Very close.

[04:58:45] So now I have plus four. So I'm going to dead us.

[04:58:47] I'm going to put a mine right here because I feel like you're going to hit.

[04:58:50] And then I'm going to take a shot next to it.

[04:58:52] Bang!

[04:58:53] Oh my days. Lucky. You're lucky. Listen, dude, you got lucky.

[04:58:57] You got lucky wait, I'm gonna save my shit. I'm gonna save my points

[04:59:04] Wait, what what?

[04:59:11] First first thing you gotta learn about battleship. We what single click wait, I can keep shooting can I keep shooting yeah

[04:59:20] Okay, it's probably like this

[04:59:27] chat chat chat let me know 200 IQ yes or no

[04:59:31] okay

[04:59:35] everyone knows that in battle ship there's

[04:59:39] one player always in a corner I'm gonna go bottom right

[04:59:43] what?

[04:59:46] wait what does this radar do Ron? what does the radar do?

[04:59:50] if you put down the radar it scans a two or three by three I'm pretty sure

[04:59:54] 3x3 or 2x2

[04:59:56] And it just lets you know, but it's not gonna tell you where the ship is. It's just gonna say in that vicinity

[05:00:00] There's either mines or a ship

[05:00:06] So that lets you know that there's two possible things it could be a mine or it could be a ship

[05:00:10] Well that didn't do fucking shit. I know there's a mine there cuz you just put it there. That didn't do anything

[05:00:15] But don't be mad at me bro. Take a shot

[05:00:19] What oh my lucky chop it's fine. It's fine

[05:00:24] okay i don't think you're gonna see this one

[05:00:28] uh...

[05:00:28] house

[05:00:30] i said i said i said

[05:00:31] that's right good try very good try like low-key good try

[05:00:34] kind of taking your ass in your own game buddy

[05:00:37] that's okay

[05:00:38] that's okay

[05:00:38] i'm gonna low-key

[05:00:40] and six year

[05:00:42] anything here

[05:00:45] this can be so it's down so it's down got it got a lot of worse than i

[05:00:49] could have done

[05:00:50] Like I'm never doing that stupid shit.

[05:00:52] Go ahead, Outlaw, click fix.

[05:00:53] Go ahead.

[05:00:53] Chad, it's gonna lag for a quick second.

[05:00:55] What?

[05:00:56] Oh my god, wait.

[05:00:57] He knows, Chad, he knows how to play.

[05:01:02] Yeah, bro, little tip knows how to play.

[05:01:03] It's, yeah, if there's a little tip.

[05:01:06] A little tip, you have to look at your ship.

[05:01:07] We have identical ships.

[05:01:08] There's no ship that goes in a straight line like that.

[05:01:10] You can check it, then look on the top left.

[05:01:11] You can see the formats of all the ships.

[05:01:13] OK.

[05:01:16] Easy.

[05:01:16] Is that a sink?

[05:01:17] Bang.

[05:01:17] Oh my god.

[05:01:18] Let's go!

[05:01:19] Okay, that's one ship down.

[05:01:21] Yeah, you sunk my smaller ship now.

[05:01:23] Like, I don't wanna be scared.

[05:01:26] Okay, so I'm gonna put one right here, Chad.

[05:01:32] I'm gonna put one right here,

[05:01:33] and then I'm gonna swing the bag.

[05:01:36] What?

[05:01:37] Dude, I feel like you're cheating, low key.

[05:01:42] Okay, that's all on my torpedo.

[05:01:45] Let's go.

[05:01:47] Well, Pito's can hit mines, by the way,

[05:01:48] just letting you know they can hit mines and then all my actually stop

[05:01:56] all my god thank god you just wait wait but you look he's got a lot of intel

[05:02:01] all fuck okay I mean that's a good shot but that was nice that was not bad

[05:02:05] your captain wow not bad

[05:02:09] all my god all my god all my god all my god

[05:02:13] I gotta do something big here I gotta do something big here

[05:02:16] I got a low-key... hit middle.

[05:02:20] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm gonna lose.

[05:02:22] Wait, I'm gonna lose the game. Oh my god, I'm gonna lose again.

[05:02:26] Wait, he's ass!

[05:02:27] Ass!

[05:02:28] Okay, I know where it has to be.

[05:02:33] Nice!

[05:02:33] Okay.

[05:02:40] No fucking way.

[05:02:42] Wait, what was that? You dropped like missiles?

[05:02:44] Nice.

[05:02:45] Wait, tell me about that one. Tell me about that one.

[05:02:48] So that was a 4 by the thing. That was 5. That was 5 things I used.

[05:02:52] No, no.

[05:02:54] So what is that? It's a cluster of bombs and 4.

[05:02:56] Yes, a 4. A 4, yes.

[05:02:58] I explained that one, yes.

[05:03:00] Alright, I'm gonna take this off the map real quick.

[05:03:02] What's an emo to describe?

[05:03:04] Take that off the map.

[05:03:06] VAMO! VAMO! VAMO!

[05:03:09] What?

[05:03:11] Alright, now...

[05:03:14] here's my mine so Jack you put your minds like anywhere your camera's covering

[05:03:25] it what fuck it I will not ship soft we got to start focusing more now I got a

[05:03:34] little bit of this in my room oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my

[05:03:38] god oh my god oh my god oh my god okay I've got four here I'm not gonna lie

[05:03:42] I know, so you have, so there's definitely one,

[05:03:48] I'm gonna put that down right there,

[05:03:49] and then I know that you have a ship here,

[05:03:51] so this is gonna help me a lot if I shoot right here.

[05:03:56] Okay, and then the question is, is it to the right?

[05:04:00] How would this be?

[05:04:01] I'm looking at my ships.

[05:04:02] Is it a diagonal line, or is it a three by two?

[05:04:12] Okay, so now I know it's diagonal so that ship's gone

[05:04:16] Then it's looking a fair game low-key chat is fairs. What's the email to describe thinking? Oh, you're a dumbass

[05:04:25] Okay, so that's gone by

[05:04:30] Wait what wait actually what you're cheating

[05:04:34] But you're generally. Oh my god. Oh my god, but you're actually cheating

[05:04:42] probably see it now

[05:04:44] Guess I'm right here. Yeah, fuck that fuck. I think you're in the lead now. I have a lot of points though

[05:04:53] I'm gonna go with some intel here by the placing minds is very chitchat

[05:05:01] What

[05:05:03] Oh

[05:05:08] My god, oh my god, oh my god placing mines helps a lot for a late game by the way because what happens is I'll just help

[05:05:14] Yeah, because if I hit it that it's automatically two hits automatically two hits for you. Oh my

[05:05:21] Yes, there we go. We just hit a ship wait wait wait wait wait what?

[05:05:26] So is this a low emote like I'm confused

[05:05:36] I don't know where the other part is

[05:05:39] This is really close. Wow. Oh my god

[05:05:43] Please miss

[05:05:45] Yeah, oh way. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm actually gonna lose. I'm gonna lose the neutral game. I'm a bad gamer, bro

[05:05:50] I'm actually a bad gamer. Oh

[05:05:52] my god

[05:05:56] What what what what does that mean? It's fine. I get two free heads. I

[05:06:01] Stunk your shit. Please. No

[05:06:06] Yes, yes, okay, so I've sunk two ships you sunk to oh, this is fair. This is low key fairs

[05:06:17] Close for a close radar is pretty good. He isn't closer. Are you told me?

[05:06:21] Yeah, I know I'm gonna low-key go

[05:06:29] I'm gonna chat. I'm gonna I'm gonna do here. Let me see anything

[05:06:35] To so I know two things are there

[05:06:51] I feel like you're a corner guy, I feel like you're a corner guy.

[05:06:55] Yeah, I'm really debating, okay so I'm going to save this, I'm going to go here.

[05:07:03] No.

[05:07:04] Tess!

[05:07:05] Actually intense, I think we both talked too, wow.

[05:07:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:07:09] Okay, let me see.

[05:07:11] Okay.

[05:07:12] Me, ho.

[05:07:13] Thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm plotting.

[05:07:20] Oh close close very close

[05:07:25] Okay, I'm gonna go right here

[05:07:28] Okay, that's one I

[05:07:31] Loki no

[05:07:33] It's got to be like

[05:07:35] No way no way no way. Oh my god your ship. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait. Where did you hit though? Please?

[05:07:42] What?

[05:07:44] The ORNG IS NOT!

[05:07:47] Wait, what does that mean? What does that mean?

[05:07:49] So you know where my hit is now, now you know where one of my ships is.

[05:07:51] Oh, because of the mine.

[05:07:53] But I ship- Okay, oh my god, oh my god, this is the most, this is the most, like, even game ever.

[05:07:57] I've always had mines and it's never hit!

[05:08:01] Oh my god.

[05:08:02] Wait, how? What are the odds of that?

[05:08:09] Are you dead?

[05:08:10] Is that a ship? Is that a ship?

[05:08:14] Please mess please mess please mess by the gods of Marlin please

[05:08:22] What's that?

[05:08:24] No way no way no no way is it even is this like super even oh my god. This is the most even game ever

[05:08:34] Haven't really done this part yet chat and we should do it please something yes

[05:08:44] So, I got your big ship, I got your little ship.

[05:08:57] I think you have one more little ship.

[05:09:04] Would you put it here?

[05:09:09] How many ships do you have left round one I have one ship left

[05:09:15] Oh

[05:09:17] I swear to God, I just did the most open part wait. How's it your turn?

[05:09:24] My god, I have to live I think you have one left

[05:09:29] Yes, well, I didn't know what I was doing with my mind. So I kind of wasted one of them. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god

[05:09:38] I think we got this shadow not anybody. Oh my god. Oh you're actually over. It's I haven't shot anything

[05:09:44] This game is so good. Wow. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's over. It's

[05:09:50] GG is GG is actually Illuminati triangle. Oh, I have enough for this one to watch those. Oh

[05:09:55] I could miss everything that just I go safer

[05:10:00] Now let's get mostly out here. Please take it all out

[05:10:03] Yes! Yes! Is that game?

[05:10:06] Wait, that's not a sink? What?

[05:10:09] Wait, what? What? What? That's not a sink?

[05:10:11] No, no, no, no.

[05:10:16] I think I have one play left, right? Right here.

[05:10:19] Wait, what? Now I'm confused.

[05:10:22] Is that like your biggest ship, bro? Can you tell me that?

[05:10:25] I haven't been to games over. I lost.

[05:10:28] That's gotta be his biggest ship, huh?

[05:10:30] that it's over I lost brother don't talk with that you can easily go on the

[05:10:37] street like I did it's over I lost I lost bro how how did I lose how did I lose

[05:10:50] What wait what is happening right now what is that what is the structure of that ship

[05:11:02] I'm actually confused. Wait what? Bro I'm so lost. I mean it's over. It's actually over.

[05:11:24] was it bro that was the one oh my god what's happening what is happening oh my

[05:11:32] god how much I got your boat has the weirdest structure ever it's not sunk

[05:11:37] but it's like hello hey why do you have another oh I was about to say oh my god

[05:11:44] oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

[05:11:52] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god

[05:11:55] Okay, so that has to be the same structure that we

[05:12:03] Run have an actual question games over I'm at loss. I mean I have to just hope I have to hit a 50-50 here

[05:12:10] I mean

[05:12:14] It's over I actually lost now that's over I had a chance and fuck

[05:12:18] oh my god bro how did he get that chat how did he get that yes yes yes bro I'm

[05:12:41] not bad chance the shape of the ship was weird no okay so run I've won three games

[05:12:47] You've won one. Yes for night for night. Okay, dude. My four nights at sixty percent though. Oh

[05:12:53] My god, I'm getting I'm getting trolled chat. Your other game is a ball, but I'm pretty good

[05:13:00] I mean, I gotta wait like the a-ball pool like the iconic a-ball pool bro. Can we play that?

[05:13:06] I got a

[05:13:08] You're the most stupid player I've ever seen shut up. I

[05:13:12] Don't tell what I play here. What is the stride here? Generally generally serious?

[05:13:15] Oh Gucci I didn't know that Ron I didn't know that it showed the shape. I didn't know

[05:13:21] Wait, what I play here bro. What I play here Gucci. I didn't know that

[05:13:25] For my 49 to 60% on God. Oh my god. I'm getting hold. I'm getting hold. I'm getting I know that's actually kind of cringe

[05:13:33] I want to sell some games so this faster. Oh my god Chad. I'm just unlucky. What do I play? What I play here?

[05:13:40] I'm just saying like I used to grind a ball blue when I was a kid I don't really think

[05:13:45] that's your game.

[05:13:46] Bro I'm not a bad gamer you're actually just like chat hold on let me talk about chat beating

[05:13:52] him in chess with 0.000 sexless like Santa my bro.

[05:13:56] It's after chat.

[05:13:57] Ron my fortnight will be updated but it's going to be like 10 minutes that'll be your

[05:14:02] last day of chapter.

[05:14:03] It's gonna be like 10 minutes.

[05:14:05] That'll be your last inch effort.

[05:14:06] Thanksy, thanksy.

[05:14:08] What's up?

[05:14:09] Stop tapping, stop, stop, sorry.

[05:14:11] Bro, it's 8 of HD.

[05:14:14] Sorry to have us.

[05:14:15] Did you actually undefeated for that?

[05:14:17] Jack, stop!

[05:14:22] Bro, you've literally won by luck multiple times.

[05:14:24] I was kicking his ass and Fortnite Geo got sir.

[05:14:26] Bro, it should be four to one.

[05:14:27] He got saved by the bell there.

[05:14:33] Guys, I'm not trying to tap.

[05:14:35] I'm not trying to tap.

[05:14:39] Just wasn't neutral though? No, I agree.

[05:14:44] The thing is, class, for me, it's literally unloosable.

[05:14:48] I mean, there's a 1% chance you win.

[05:14:50] How long will it take you to install Fortnite right now?

[05:14:55] It just went to 64, just went to 65.

[05:14:58] I mean, maybe like five to 10 minutes, realistically.

[05:15:03] Fuck do I wait because if I lose this then it's fucked that I'm really fucked. You're just gonna choose your game

[05:15:12] Well, no, isn't it first one to win five games?

[05:15:15] Yes, but if I lose whatever we play now like let's say I want to say rocket league if I lose

[05:15:20] Bro can we play 8 ball please?

[05:15:23] Right I've played 8 ball so long like why did he chat I knew this shit was unfair when he took out staring contest

[05:15:29] Bro what?

[05:15:31] Bro can we please do a ball bro? I've actually I used to grind a ball to my phone now. I don't PC though

[05:15:39] Can we play a ball, please bro, please? I'm trying to think right now chat

[05:15:42] What is the smartest strategy here chat be all over use the a ball method when you're trying to get busy be honest

[05:15:47] Bro, I remember in high school. That was like the method bro. Jack. Do you guys know what I'm talking about?

[05:15:52] It's literally ball knowledge

[05:15:55] Do you guys know the method I'm talking about?

[05:15:57] I'm trying to check how to do that.

[05:16:00] Bro, Chad, if you don't know how to start a conversation with a girl, send her an 8-ball

[05:16:03] eye message.

[05:16:04] I swear to God, it is the best thing you could do.

[05:16:08] Swear to God.

[05:16:09] Bro, every girl loves playing 8-ball pool.

[05:16:12] Shut up!

[05:16:13] Bro, I'm just kind of kicking your ass.

[05:16:16] You only beat me in CS, and that was kind of close.

[05:16:18] It was not even close.

[05:16:20] Okay, it wasn't really that close.

[05:16:22] Bro, I got hoed, bro.

[05:16:25] YouTube chat, but what's YouTube chat time?

[05:16:28] Do you play football, please?

[05:16:30] Do I do rocket league?

[05:16:31] You're not going to win.

[05:16:32] Rocket League.

[05:16:34] What rank are you a rocket league now?

[05:16:36] Uh, like flat, bro.

[05:16:37] Like, but if I like chaired, probably plateau.

[05:16:41] I feel like chat I do.

[05:16:42] I think I do Geo guesser.

[05:16:44] If I do Geo guesser right now, I could get lucky.

[05:16:47] Then we go into fortnight if I lose and then rocket league.

[05:16:49] Low key.

[05:16:50] I run on everything I love.

[05:16:52] Your best chance of my games is Geo guesser.

[05:16:55] I'm Silver and GeoGuessr. I'm at. And it's fun as fuck. Like, it's so fun.

[05:17:00] And then if you lose GeoGuessr, we can go right into Fortnite. Kill battle them.

[05:17:05] And then you'll be forced to either play ClashRail, Rocket League, or ApeBall

[05:17:08] and your chat's gonna want to do Rocket League.

[05:17:10] Yes. And I'm gonna destroy you. You're cut. Run.

[05:17:14] Literally, there's no way you can win because I auto win Rocket League

[05:17:18] and I auto win Clash.

[05:17:19] If we do GeoGuessr, if we do GeoGuessr, because I've done your rules for every game,

[05:17:22] game that even my games can we do United States only is there a way is there

[05:17:28] way you can do that I'm so down to that yeah I'm literally so down let's do it

[05:17:32] bro let's go get there let's do it fuck it fuck it I've I set up the link let's

[05:17:36] do it high five oh okay oh you're gonna smoke me in New Jersey

[05:17:43] Bayon that's Bayon New Jersey that's Bayon hey run have you ever been to

[05:17:49] bayon no it's bullshit that's fucking place stop saying gg guys like you yo you

[05:17:55] take away my confidence instantly can I be honest with you bro on some real

[05:18:01] shit you are using battleship was the catastrophe because now you don't

[05:18:09] auto in rocket league for plot armor the game will automatically give me the

[05:18:12] win I know it okay to keep it fun on rocket leaders do best of one so you

[05:18:16] you actually have a chance of getting lucky.

[05:18:17] Best of one.

[05:18:18] Best of three, it widens the skill gap

[05:18:20] with them helping you.

[05:18:21] Best of one for me, best of three for you.

[05:18:24] What?

[05:18:25] That's fair, that's fair, that's fair.

[05:18:26] So I have to make you after in line?

[05:18:28] Yup.

[05:18:29] All right, we'll cross that one.

[05:18:30] I'm going to look at the new link.

[05:18:31] Is it what?

[05:18:32] What is the new link?

[05:18:34] High minus, you have sold me, right?

[05:18:36] Guys, why do you say I'm the worst gamer?

[05:18:38] I'm a better gamer than everybody here.

[05:18:39] I'm getting unlucky on pod.

[05:18:41] You're not really a good gamer.

[05:18:43] You're good at Fortnite.

[05:18:45] Are you actually dumb?

[05:18:46] Wait, you're actually dumb.

[05:18:47] No, you're actually dumb.

[05:18:48] Right, okay, Ron, you are a good gamer.

[05:18:49] No, you're actually dumb.

[05:18:50] That was a dumb-

[05:18:51] Ron, I was beating you,

[05:18:52] and these are like academic games, bro,

[05:18:54] like chess, battleship.

[05:18:55] These are strategic games, bro.

[05:18:57] Like I'm just beating you.

[05:18:59] That was-

[05:18:59] Fucking IQ test.

[05:19:01] Yeah, check, go, emote only, I'm locked.

[05:19:03] Emote only for you two, come on.

[05:19:05] Let's play.

[05:19:06] Yeah.

[05:19:07] Are you ready?

[05:19:07] Are you ready, Ron?

[05:19:08] Yes, yes.

[05:19:09] All right, best of three, right?

[05:19:11] Yes, make it, make it so.

[05:19:12] It's like a little bit of time though,

[05:19:14] and like, don't make it cheese, you know what I'm saying?

[05:19:16] Have a nice summer, son.

[05:19:17] Well, no, GeoGuessr is just two other guesses

[05:19:19] you have to do these exact, we're good.

[05:19:21] All right, fine, play it, whatever, go, fine.

[05:19:23] US only, best of three, good luck!

[05:19:25] Go, go, go.

[05:19:26] Ron, whoever guesses,

[05:19:27] they put the other guy on a clock.

[05:19:29] Nope.

[05:19:30] Okay, I know this is pay or new choicey.

[05:19:32] Yeah, go.

[05:19:33] I'm back, I'm back.

[05:19:34] There's turbines, checkouts,

[05:19:37] there's a lot of stuff that I can't find.

[05:19:39] I'm not sure what I'm looking for.

[05:19:41] I'm not sure what I'm looking for.

[05:19:42] There's turbines.

[05:19:44] Chimp, what happened?

[05:19:47] Wait, why am I worried?

[05:19:49] I'm like literally getting bols in there.

[05:19:50] Is this?

[05:19:51] I think this could be...

[05:19:55] Wait, top?

[05:20:01] I'm not saying shit.

[05:20:03] Wait, I know what this is!

[05:20:05] IT'S BAYONUCHORISY!

[05:20:06] Let's see if I knew that area code would be RAPS.

[05:20:13] Okay, I actually think I know where this is.

[05:20:17] Bro, I'm not gonna lie, I think I know like, let's take our time, let's take our time,

[05:20:20] let's have some fun here.

[05:20:21] Come on.

[05:20:22] No, I'm trying to get an exact state guess so I can just fuck you in the first round.

[05:20:26] I know a couple of things which is really important.

[05:20:30] But I noticed that there's clouds, so it's not California.

[05:20:42] Bro, it's like, I'm getting hints, but it's nothing like, exact.

[05:20:45] Wait, this is ass! They don't tell you anything!

[05:20:48] No, like, some-

[05:20:49] Oh my god!

[05:20:50] Wait.

[05:20:51] Oh my god, I don't know- What is happening?

[05:20:53] Oh my god, so much speed going black.

[05:20:55] Wait, wait, I know how to figure this out.

[05:20:57] Bro, come on, Geo-guessor, please stop going black.

[05:21:04] Honestly, chat?

[05:21:07] What a chevizet.

[05:21:12] Alright, somewhere with mountains and shooting range.

[05:21:15] Wyoming has mountains, right?

[05:21:17] But nobody lives in Wyoming.

[05:21:20] It's got people in Wyoming.

[05:21:22] Wyoming has mountains, right?

[05:21:23] Please get out of here, guys.

[05:21:26] Yes, let's actually go. I knew it was somewhere there. Why'd you guys?

[05:21:37] Why don't we this is it's back on New Jersey wait

[05:21:45] Wait, bro, I'm actually I'm on god run my geogas is glitching and it goes blurry every five seconds

[05:21:53] Wait, is this

[05:21:56] I'm not kidding I think somewhere cold somewhere cold let's go Nebraska

[05:22:19] I'm not kidding, I think this is New Jersey, like, Sereniel area.

[05:22:24] Damn, Atlanta?

[05:22:26] Wait, how are you- Oh, you are closer.

[05:22:30] Atlanta? I thought that was New Jersey.

[05:22:36] Oh, I know where this is.

[05:22:41] Bro, okay, this is actually missing.

[05:22:42] Fuck off, I swear to God.

[05:22:43] No, this is- Oh, are you any better at a 3?

[05:22:46] Yeah, but like, take your time, don't just guess.

[05:22:47] Bro, I have to refresh, this is like...

[05:22:50] Bro, my shit goes blurry every three seconds.

[05:22:54] I might not.

[05:22:55] Yeah, I don't know. I just have like...

[05:22:56] Close tabs, close tabs.

[05:22:58] Can you not do anything for a second while I'm here?

[05:23:00] I'm not gonna guess, I'm not gonna guess.

[05:23:02] I know, okay, well, I'm gonna let's do it.

[05:23:06] Bro, I'm still doing it. I'm actually about to literally end myself, DJ.

[05:23:09] Hey, be nice, bro.

[05:23:12] They're spinning rolls.

[05:23:13] Bro, I'm nice, but it's like it's going blurry.

[05:23:15] This shit's fucking annoying!

[05:23:19] My GeoGaster never does this the one time it matters.

[05:23:21] Did you know that there's a spot on the map so you can find someone holding a dead body?

[05:23:25] Oh my god, I'm actually gonna fucking lose my fucking mind on this fucking shit.

[05:23:28] You can also see Ken Cardison and Destroy Lonely on Google Maps.

[05:23:38] Lacy Road, this might be Erie, Pennsylvania on Emoto. I might have to go for this guess.

[05:23:42] Yo, I'm gonna fucking- I'm literally gonna fucking lose it.

[05:23:45] High-fives fix the shit

[05:23:50] This is dead ass where polar bears be bro like what is this?

[05:24:03] Are you dead ass?

[05:24:05] I'm not sure what I'm doing.

[05:24:12] Hey what?

[05:24:13] Can I like refresh?

[05:24:14] Hold it close for me up.

[05:24:16] Please Kansas.

[05:24:18] Yeah it's-

[05:24:19] No way.

[05:24:20] Yes!

[05:24:21] I just knew it was the middle of fucking nowhere.

[05:24:22] I didn't know where-

[05:24:23] No way.

[05:24:24] Finally refreshed and this crashes me.

[05:24:25] I'm gonna actually-

[05:24:26] Wait!

[05:24:27] You chattered me bro.

[05:24:30] The FED STREET!

[05:24:37] Okay, it's fall, no leaves.

[05:24:46] Yo, huh?

[05:24:48] But my shit's blurry too, you talking about like around the map?

[05:24:53] Yo, Rum.

[05:24:54] I just want to say bro, hey man, good game.

[05:24:57] Yo, GGs.

[05:24:58] ATG's my boy. G fucking G, baby.

[05:25:07] Tennessee bitches!

[05:25:09] Come on! Wait, I got the city? I was not even trying to get the city.

[05:25:13] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, actual, how did you figure this?

[05:25:15] So, okay, I'll give you a tip since the festivity. This is important. Listen, okay?

[05:25:20] So, I'm gonna say this just so it's fair.

[05:25:23] Ron wait if there are emails on trucks and at the end of the email

[05:25:28] It'll say the state I saw TN and I knew it was Tennessee always went for emails

[05:25:33] So that was the only one where it had emails

[05:25:35] So it'll say like boom dot boom dot and then they'll say the same thing so make sure you look for that

[05:25:40] All right one zero

[05:25:42] That's a free right that yeah, Ron you want to do best of three or best of five?

[05:25:45] I don't want to make you sound that's the five that's the five that's the five

[05:25:48] That's about it. Alright, good luck, good luck, good luck, but now that you have that tip, really look at trucks, okay?

[05:25:56] Oh my god, this is Bayo, New Jersey.

[05:26:00] Bro, this is like...

[05:26:04] I know my country is 6'7".

[05:26:05] 6'7"? It says 6'7".

[05:26:07] Yo, I'm literally like glitching around, this shit's fucking annoying!

[05:26:14] The one time I'm actually like locked in a geogas or fully it's like...

[05:26:18] I have no clue. Wait, actually I know where this might be.

[05:26:22] Yeah, you can kind of tell by the cars where this is.

[05:26:25] I'm actually going to make a good guess, sir. I'm going to make a good educated guess.

[05:26:28] I actually think it's over though. I'm not going to.

[05:26:30] I got a good guess.

[05:26:31] No, I actually...

[05:26:35] Alabama. Alabama.

[05:26:37] This is Southern folk. Southern folk.

[05:26:40] What?!

[05:26:41] Wow.

[05:26:42] Michigan!

[05:26:43] That's not a bad guess though. That's not a bad guess for both of us.

[05:26:47] I just felt south, no?

[05:26:49] Yeah, I did, I did, I did, I did.

[05:26:54] All right, I'm playing Black Screen Geo, I guess, sir.

[05:26:58] I'm a chat, y'all can see it, right?

[05:27:01] All right, dude.

[05:27:05] Go back to him one more time,

[05:27:06] I'm burning this fucking PC to the floor.

[05:27:08] This PC was $10,000 for nothing.

[05:27:10] The PC sucks!

[05:27:11] $3,000, you're rich, why do you have a $3,000 PC?

[05:27:13] Go to $10,000.

[05:27:14] Oh my god, what is that area code?

[05:27:17] What is that area code?

[05:27:19] Oh my god, Chad, I don't know how to re-perse if...

[05:27:33] This looks like we're breaking bad walls now.

[05:27:35] Let's just take our time here, let's have some fun, this is a good-

[05:27:37] Yeah, I don't like guessing early, it's too lucky.

[05:27:40] I don't understand, Ralph. I don't understand- wait!

[05:28:00] Separate area codes? Hello?

[05:28:03] Am I a fucking burger? I'm gonna get degloved!

[05:28:07] You're winning this one.

[05:28:09] No, I'm I'm I lose this one roll. This is the most hints ever and I'm fucking up

[05:28:15] Bro, I feel like this is where they shot fucking Breaking Bad like yeah, like this is am I tripping?

[05:28:23] No, I wonder how quick like that one guy can do this that guy

[05:28:26] Rainbow and like like literally a second. You'll get the exact city film

[05:28:31] Yo, um

[05:28:34] Breaking Bad was New Mexico, right? Yeah, that's why I thought this might be like

[05:28:39] Bro, this is the state I've ever been to that's all I know

[05:28:50] What fucking state is this?

[05:28:52] Yeah look at this, yes right here.

[05:29:08] Arkansas?

[05:29:09] Shout out K-Self please!

[05:29:11] Yes!

[05:29:14] No it's genius!

[05:29:16] Bro, I literally said it looked like where they filmed Breaking Bad and I didn't guess New Mexico, what am I doing?

[05:29:22] Hey, I'm not fucking...

[05:29:24] I'm zooming in just because...

[05:29:30] Bro, is this fucking Florida now?

[05:29:33] Yeah, it is. It is. It 100% is.

[05:29:37] I'm gonna keep it a buck, bro.

[05:29:38] This is my on-stage.

[05:29:38] Well, I'm guessing Florida? I just don't know which one.

[05:29:40] It's Florida because of the palm trees.

[05:29:42] I think I know where it is.

[05:29:43] Yeah, yeah, I thought I was Florida, so...

[05:29:45] There's only two places for palm trees, bro.

[05:29:47] Florida and California.

[05:29:49] This is Florida.

[05:29:50] I'll be honest. This is not California.

[05:29:52] You can tell us Florida because it's so flat. The question is what part of Florida? It's not Miami

[05:30:04] It's it is Florida. Oh my god, but what part it's a hundred percent for eyes locked it in what part is Florida?

[05:30:10] That's my question. I

[05:30:14] Think I know where this is. I don't know where this is. Okay. I gotta just guess chat. I think it's gonna be

[05:30:22] I guess like low-key over here I'm only guessing there because

[05:30:36] No, hell no way

[05:30:46] Yes!

[05:30:47] No, you're the white side damn it!

[05:30:50] No that was Naples!

[05:30:51] I've actually been to Naples!

[05:30:52] What?!

[05:30:53] Jesus!

[05:30:54] Yeah, I played a Cybersome in Naples!

[05:30:55] It was not Miami.

[05:30:56] Oh my...

[05:30:57] We should have this is you, right?

[05:30:58] What?

[05:30:59] Yeah, what the fuck?

[05:31:00] It's like a game of the town.

[05:31:01] Oh my god.

[05:31:03] We should this is what it's like Hawaii

[05:31:09] Wait

[05:31:12] It's a life order the United States

[05:31:14] Bro, yeah

[05:31:16] Wait, don't cheat no cheese. Where's Hawaii on the map?

[05:31:19] It's like to the left to the left of the US. I think it's not a why you're on. It's not a why just like it is a lie

[05:31:27] No, it's not a play.

[05:31:29] Is Hawaii part of the United States for this game?

[05:31:31] Yes, I think, I don't know.

[05:31:33] This is a thousand percent Hawaii.

[05:31:37] I'm actually in this Hawaii.

[05:31:39] Or why did we get to Hawaii?

[05:31:41] Because I've been to Hawaii and it looks like I'm dead at the corner of this.

[05:31:43] Oh, you've been to Hawaii? Hold on.

[05:31:45] Okay, maybe it is Hawaii.

[05:31:47] Yeah, I've never seen anything like this. I think it's Hawaii.

[05:31:51] Wait.

[05:31:53] Oh my god.

[05:31:56] I'm trying to get over here.

[05:31:59] Oh my god.

[05:32:14] You're not going to get so high on me?

[05:32:16] Wait, that's so weird.

[05:32:18] Oh my god.

[05:32:20] I knew it! I knew it!

[05:32:22] I knew it! I actually knew it! I actually knew it!

[05:32:28] I swear guys, that literally looks identical to where I've been.

[05:32:33] Oh my God!

[05:32:35] I've never been in a line, that's like so unfair.

[05:32:38] Bro, I should have known it was white.

[05:32:40] Okay, one to one. Do you want to do best of three or best of five?

[05:32:44] What do you want to do?

[05:32:45] You want to do best of five? We said five.

[05:32:47] The chat's having fun. Chat five or three?

[05:32:49] top of the chat Ron this month yeah yeah I thought you were like trolling me no

[05:32:56] I wait that's the five that's the five hold up I actually think I know where

[05:33:03] this is brown this is like chat I'm not kidding I actually think it's I think

[05:33:09] it's here I swear to God

[05:33:13] I can tell by the rich houses.

[05:33:17] There's no heaps though, actually.

[05:33:20] Bro, it's just like we're spawned in the middle of a neighborhood.

[05:33:23] It's kind of our big ass.

[05:33:24] It's a nice ass neighborhood though.

[05:33:27] Like all these houses are nice as fuck.

[05:33:31] No, I don't have this.

[05:33:33] We don't have this.

[05:33:34] Yo, my gas is $2?

[05:33:40] Wait, where are my games glitched?

[05:33:42] I just lost 40 different fucking stores and houses when I moved up!

[05:33:46] Mine does that all the time.

[05:33:54] I have one guess and I really hope I'm right.

[05:33:56] Yeah, I don't know where this-

[05:33:58] I actually have been to this state.

[05:34:02] I think.

[05:34:03] Wait, my map is changing. This is fucked.

[05:34:06] It just went from a Walgreens to a Dollar Tree.

[05:34:09] Why did it just transform?

[05:34:12] But my map is actually bugged chat this reminds me

[05:34:20] Like here I like I don't know

[05:34:28] Bro I

[05:34:30] Said Texas because it reminded me of Houston, please. I think it's East Coast. Yeah, I knew it

[05:34:34] I knew these guys because you could tell from one the gas and to the I look at the sky, bro

[05:34:40] I look at the sky way that's all knowledge

[05:34:44] Like this is obviously like this is probably the middle of the United States low key

[05:34:50] Wait, I know this street

[05:34:56] Wait, I'm not even kidding

[05:35:01] I'm making a crazy guess I'm gonna make a quick guess. I'm not even kidding. I could be so wrong. I'm dead as I could be so wrong

[05:35:10] No, I think I know this. No, I fucked up.

[05:35:14] Wait, I think I might have gotten this right.

[05:35:22] Now you're way off.

[05:35:25] Yes! I knew it!

[05:35:26] Because we were there! We were trying fucking fate!

[05:35:28] We were in a phase! We were there out...

[05:35:30] But uh...

[05:35:31] We were in Miami. I knew it!

[05:35:32] I knew it!

[05:35:33] I mean, most of the street is a street, I know.

[05:35:39] I can come back.

[05:35:40] I'm gonna get some hits let me see wait I don't I thought I'd do this this one has

[05:36:01] I don't know this one.

[05:36:11] I have a good guess.

[05:36:15] Oh, I know what it is.

[05:36:17] I actually know what this is.

[05:36:21] I think you're cooked. Unless you actually know what it is, I think I know what this is.

[05:36:28] Oh my god. I knew it.

[05:36:31] I swear

[05:36:40] Oh my god

[05:36:41] It said Aspen!

[05:36:42] That's not Aspen Colorado from Dumb and Dumb and Fun!

[05:36:44] Oh it said Jersey, I thought it was New Jersey

[05:36:47] Bro, mine said Aspen!

[05:36:49] Wait!

[05:36:50] Aspen Colorado!

[05:36:51] We can't move anymore, what's happening?

[05:36:53] I can't move, Ron!

[05:36:54] Ron, I can't move!

[05:36:55] I can't move either, I can't move either!

[05:36:56] Oh yeah, I can't move!

[05:36:57] We gotta go in a different direction.

[05:36:58] I can't move.

[05:36:58] I can't move either.

[05:36:59] I can't move either.

[05:36:59] Oh yeah, I can't.

[05:37:00] We gotta go into correction.

[05:37:01] Okay.

[05:37:04] What the fuck is this?

[05:37:07] This is like the winter.

[05:37:08] This is AIDS.

[05:37:16] I don't like how it just changes weather

[05:37:17] and it changes buildings.

[05:37:23] That shit's gonna fuck me.

[05:37:25] Boss.

[05:37:25] GG. You're on. Get a game, bro. Nice plan with you.

[05:37:32] Nice plan with you.

[05:37:35] Please. Please! Nice plan with you, Ron!

[05:37:40] I think I got it.

[05:37:42] Michigan!

[05:37:44] Oh my god! Oh my god! I actually made a guess.

[05:37:48] Who would have said Michigan on the thing? No!

[05:37:51] I need this I actually need to win this one

[05:38:03] Looks like the seat of the trailer bar boys challenge. Yeah, I don't know these emails, but I don't see emails

[05:38:09] Anyway, I don't see one

[05:38:12] They're rare you find in the United States. It's in the United States. Yeah, bro. No shit

[05:38:21] I swear to god this blurry shit is wasting me so much time.

[05:38:43] Wait.

[05:38:44] Oh my god.

[05:38:45] I'm about to make a hit.

[05:38:50] Bro, I don't know.

[05:38:55] I'm getting my ass kicked, bro.

[05:39:01] I-I might be so wrong.

[05:39:03] I'm wrong.

[05:39:04] I fucking-I fucked up.

[05:39:05] I look like a fucking idiot.

[05:39:07] Bro, I don't know.

[05:39:09] I might be so wrong, I'm wrong.

[05:39:11] I fucking, I fucked up.

[05:39:13] I lowkey fucked up.

[05:39:15] I read one thing that I know.

[05:39:17] I know this one street.

[05:39:20] Please.

[05:39:23] No!

[05:39:25] Oh my God, oh my God.

[05:39:26] Okay, okay, all right, all right, all right, all right.

[05:39:28] I'm getting fucking worked!

[05:39:30] I'm one-one, one-one, chat, one-one!

[05:39:32] One-one!

[05:39:33] We're doing best to five or three.

[05:39:35] No, you're two-to-one, you're two-to-one.

[05:39:37] Wait, two?

[05:39:38] You won the last one.

[05:39:39] Remember? Oh my god, oh my god, one more?

[05:39:40] Yeah, you see one more and it's over, I need to actually, oh my god, er, I'm locked in.

[05:39:43] Oh my god, wait, I need to fucking destroy the enemy.

[05:39:46] Wait, I'm getting lucky, I'm actually getting lucky.

[05:39:48] Oh, you're not only, you're not only...

[05:39:50] Oh my god, this isn't...

[05:39:53] Okay.

[05:39:55] Wait, you're gonna guess it wrong.

[05:39:57] It's not Florida.

[05:39:58] Well, but everything is not Florida.

[05:40:02] I'm dead serious, I think this is another part of why.

[05:40:06] I'm dead serious.

[05:40:07] I agree because the science has to call ya.

[05:40:24] Oh my god, I don't know where this is in the map chat.

[05:40:27] I know where it is. Oh my god, I actually know where it is.

[05:40:31] I don't know where the state is though.

[05:40:34] Come on this boardy shit's missing me all I can't play

[05:40:41] Yeah that's not Florida I was a fucking mountain there

[05:40:54] I knew it I knew it I actually knew it was Arizona I'm not even kidding I knew it was Arizona

[05:40:58] I knew it was Arizona I found a cactus in a mountain oh my god I mean I couldn't find a cactus so

[05:41:04] oh you sold wait I'm actually this is so much fun

[05:41:10] oh my god oh it's over it's over it's over

[05:41:14] oh my god where is it on the map I don't know

[05:41:22] where is it house it over

[05:41:26] what bro what how to hold this do this do this

[05:41:31] Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.

[05:41:36] Someday we gon' set it off. Someday we gon'

[05:41:42] Maybe we'll choose that it off.

[05:41:44] I'll have one today. Fuck it, I knew it was close to Wyoming!

[05:41:48] That's the Kanye Mallets! Oh my God, that's the Kanye Mallets!

[05:41:51] Wait, go back to the-

[05:41:52] Oh my God.

[05:42:01] I

[05:42:19] Know please give me Tampa please

[05:42:31] I can't, I mean chat, you see I'm not making excuses but I mean every time I click the arrow

[05:42:45] it's just blurry for five seconds.

[05:42:49] Holy fucking Christ!

[05:42:51] Yeah, black screen, yep never happened before.

[05:42:55] Never happened over the night.

[05:42:58] What the fuck type of shit is that?

[05:43:02] Wait, I don't know these license plates.

[05:43:05] It's not New Jersey.

[05:43:06] Surmise me if a Netflix show I watch.

[05:43:08] Wait, I actually think this is-

[05:43:09] Surmise me if a Netflix show I watch.

[05:43:12] What the fuck is this?

[05:43:15] How did the mallings just disappear?

[05:43:20] Surmise me if a Netflix show I watch.

[05:43:22] I might be way off,

[05:43:24] but I think the same, Rosalie.

[05:43:26] Ozark!

[05:43:28] Yes, oh my god, did I win?

[05:43:30] Wait?

[05:43:31] What?

[05:43:31] Wait, that's Florida Canada, that's not the United States!

[05:43:34] Wait, what? What?

[05:43:36] Oh no, it was Alaska.

[05:43:49] Wait, no! Oh my god, I chose the wrong one!

[05:43:54] I chose the wrong one.

[05:43:55] I think it's dirty. Yes. I think it's I think it's awesome Chad not Dallas

[05:44:12] Yeah, see this what happens when like

[05:44:16] Actually so much fun that is actually so much fun. It's what happens when an IRL streamer plays somebody doesn't leave the house in a

[05:44:22] in USA only.

[05:44:23] Oh my days, that was actually fun!

[05:44:25] That was actually fun!

[05:44:27] If we did global, I would have won, but GGs, bro.

[05:44:30] GGs, bro.

[05:44:31] GGs.

[05:44:32] Fuck.

[05:44:33] Oh my god.

[05:44:34] Are you okay?

[05:44:35] Wait, so what is the score now?

[05:44:36] 2-2?

[05:44:37] 3-2?

[05:44:38] 3-2.

[05:44:39] Okay, it's your choice.

[05:44:40] You can take it.

[05:44:41] Chad, it's not excused as he's talking about streams he did.

[05:44:42] Like, are you praying dead?

[05:44:43] Let's go!

[05:44:44] Also, every time I clicked an arrow, my screen went blurry, and then every three

[05:44:49] times it went black.

[05:44:50] Like, I don't know.

[05:44:51] I saw the Kanye Malons on God did anyone see that besides me did anyone in chat see that besides me when I saw it

[05:44:59] Coping I leave my room. Yeah, I'm coping

[05:45:02] I'm gonna get a water break with three two three two. All right, so do I pick a game?

[05:45:06] So you pick a game you pick a game because I'm right rockin Lee. Oh

[05:45:10] brother

[05:45:12] Fucking God

[05:45:14] I got it in two games. You gotta win one, right?

[05:45:17] So you said

[05:45:19] Alright bro, I can do this chat. Hide me up! Hide me up!

[05:45:23] Come on! I actually just won a game I didn't think I was gonna win at.

[05:45:25] Oh my god, that was so much fun. If you guys liked that, that was so much fun.

[05:45:35] Come on. Come on.

[05:45:40] Oh my god.

[05:45:44] Come on. Come on Ron. All you gotta do is just win one.

[05:45:49] I'm ready. I'm ready. So, I gotta win two games. You gotta win one, right?

[05:46:01] Yup.

[05:46:02] Vamo por. Vamo por. Bro, global, I woulda kicked your ass. I never did say on me.

[05:46:09] That's what you agreed to, bro. Just like I agreed on the other one.

[05:46:12] No, no. I agree to this.

[05:46:13] I think it's fair. I think it's fair.

[05:46:14] I'm out bitching

[05:46:17] It was for tonight. Yeah, but can I just lost so I think again?

[05:46:19] That's how the game

[05:46:21] But we're gonna do for an X. All right, Ron you ready?

[05:46:26] Can I back here?

[05:46:28] Why do I have no game sound about

[05:46:33] My settings are low-key

[05:46:35] Fuck wait, why do I have no game stuff?

[05:46:38] last

[05:46:40] Run three to two on who's a better gamer

[05:46:44] I'm actually surprised I did that one god I'm surprised

[05:46:52] Wait on my sword did someone turn my account

[05:47:01] All right chat lock in just the game I didn't win two games you didn't win one right yep, but

[05:47:07] here we go here we go here we oh my god your shit looks copy what the fuck my car yes

[05:47:19] what the fuck bribing locking in you ready your shit is comfy you ready ready yes oh

[05:47:27] my god Chad do I win so I need to win one game you need to win two right no opposite

[05:47:32] I

[05:47:39] Turn my audio

[05:47:49] They kick off you boss run I've gotten a lot better since the last

[05:48:02] I

[05:48:34] I'm not even going to win.

[05:48:38] I'm not playing but...

[05:48:40] Yeah, I know how to tell him.

[05:48:42] I've gotten better around, I've gotten better.

[05:48:46] I've got him better around!

[05:48:48] Oh, I had no boost!

[05:48:50] My skills haven't made any differences in that game.

[05:48:52] I had no boost, I had no boost.

[05:48:54] You were full boost.

[05:48:56] I had no boost.

[05:48:58] Oh, someone messed up my settings, bro.

[05:49:04] one on everything that's

[05:49:09] I don't be honest with you're only

[05:49:13] I'm a smiley

[05:49:18] no

[05:49:22] you're kind of

[05:49:24] you're kind of

[05:49:26] you're kind of

[05:49:28] you're not

[05:49:31] I can tell!

[05:49:37] I can tell!

[05:49:39] Run, D.Va!

[05:49:42] Watch out for Scythe!

[05:49:45] I need to warm up!

[05:49:50] I'm gonna fight!

[05:49:53] Alright, watch the circle!

[05:50:01] No

[05:50:18] For one

[05:50:24] Same false rule one is worse than life. That's like that's like worse than

[05:51:01] No, you're so fucking hot. I want to fuck your ass.

[05:51:09] Oh. Oh, I took a boost. You have no boost. You have no boost.

[05:51:17] This is what we call blue starving.

[05:51:19] This is what we call blue starving.

[05:51:22] And no way I miss. I miss. I miss.

[05:51:25] Fuck it now. I've done this one more time. Come on, Jack. Come on, bro. After this, it's four to two. You might get five, two, buddy.

[05:51:34] I could win the four night kill race. I know I can.

[05:51:38] We got to talk about the terms on that.

[05:51:41] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[05:51:42] What do you mean? You can't just do that and then, like, have three servers everywhere.

[05:51:48] No, I agree. We go on a weird server and don't queue for, like, two minutes or maybe more, maybe longer.

[05:51:53] You have to look at it right, you can absolutely...

[05:51:59] Wait, how did you just fucking do that?

[05:52:02] That's so cringe, that's actually so cringe.

[05:52:05] Oh my god.

[05:52:07] Oh my god, that is so cringe.

[05:52:18] That's so cringe.

[05:52:19] That's a fucking dumb game.

[05:52:21] game. This is actually a dumb game.

[05:52:22] Oh, don't just rockin' me, dude.

[05:52:24] I'm actually serious.

[05:52:26] This game, why would 1v1s, they may get the kickoff.

[05:52:28] It should just fall out of the sky.

[05:52:30] It makes no sense to go for ball.

[05:52:33] Yeah, that makes sense.

[05:52:40] Makes no sense to a fucking kickoff.

[05:52:44] Oh my god, I missed my demo.

[05:52:51] I'm gonna win rock at least and all I gotta do is win the kill base.

[05:53:07] Oh my god, I'm above you.

[05:53:13] Please.

[05:53:14] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:53:16] Don't cover it, don't cover it.

[05:53:18] Good composure, Rod.

[05:53:19] I see you.

[05:53:20] Bro, can you get two golds in a minute though?

[05:53:22] I don't know.

[05:53:23] Probably not.

[05:53:24] Probably not.

[05:53:26] I sold, bro.

[05:53:27] I could have won this so easily.

[05:53:44] I'm just going backwards.

[05:53:45] It's like, BAH!

[05:53:46] It's so hard to defend that.

[05:53:50] Hey, who won the Brody Bro against London?

[05:54:01] Yeah, he got a fucking knife, he did a knife in the box, didn't he?

[05:54:08] He's on the path?

[05:54:10] Yeah, he's on the fucking top.

[05:54:14] That is game right, sir.

[05:54:16] No!

[05:54:17] Oh my god, don't you dare, don't you dare, don't you dare!

[05:54:19] Ah, don't, don't!

[05:54:20] Ah, just a band-aid, I don't need that to do anything else.

[05:54:28] It's a good pun, I can't slow down.

[05:54:30] I got a time, Ron.

[05:54:48] It's your last chance.

[05:54:50] Okay.

[05:54:51] Oh, you got one more?

[05:54:56] Sorry, Chad.

[05:54:58] No, I could have done it if it balanced again. I'm sorry chat.

[05:55:03] Go again, go again.

[05:55:05] So wait, how do you win one more? How do you win one more?

[05:55:08] Yes, whoever wins this one wins.

[05:55:11] Oh chat, I don't know how to play but I'm sorry.

[05:55:18] Chess was so fucked man, I wish we didn't play that.

[05:55:22] Fuck!

[05:55:23] Bro, but what fucked you was battle champ, you shouldn't have lost that.

[05:55:26] I was pushing at them at times.

[05:55:43] Bro, I always have to come back.

[05:55:48] I think you're worse, it's just like, I need to be on rock.

[05:55:52] I can't just get on and be a guy.

[05:55:56] No, I didn't bump you, I'm confused.

[05:56:08] You need to have more speed.

[05:56:09] We're 1, we're 1, we're 1, we're 1, actual we're 1.

[05:56:23] Like what?

[05:56:25] Is that another one?

[05:56:27] No.

[05:56:29] Our cars have to be stopped.

[05:56:31] Not the ball.

[05:56:33] Nothing was stopped.

[05:56:35] You know what rule one is.

[05:56:37] That was rule 47.

[05:56:39] I knew it.

[05:56:47] Someday we gonna say it all.

[05:56:49] Someday.

[05:56:51] I want to say a bad word chat

[05:56:54] This this game actually makes me want to just like

[05:57:17] I want to say something so bad right now

[05:57:21] Every drop is there. Very good.

[05:57:26] Nope, I'm there. Nope.

[05:57:30] I'm there again. Nope, I'm there.

[05:57:32] Nope. I'm the whole, uh, just let me have one. Let me have one. Make it fun. Make it fun. Don't be cringe.

[05:57:37] Don't be cringe. I let you have everything. That's so...

[05:57:40] What is cringe? You have every type of advantage in everything I've...

[05:57:43] Every game I've given you the advantage of.

[05:57:45] Every single game.

[05:57:47] game and the one game that you play all day every day I bet.

[05:57:52] Whatever.

[05:57:53] From your grief to the game's throttle.

[05:57:58] Whoa!

[05:57:59] That is like the luckiest fucking goal I've ever seen in my life.

[05:58:15] Okay, I need to somehow get to rule 87 here. That's the only way I win chat bro. You're gonna rule one

[05:58:23] Oh 87 80 to 487

[05:58:28] Can't do that. How did you know I don't even know how you brought I told you I've gotten better like I got better

[05:58:45] Nice.

[05:59:00] Probably gonna stall in here if you want to.

[05:59:02] 4-2, and a raft.

[05:59:04] So a flash route, it's just not a problem.

[05:59:38] He plays too much shot. It's over. I can't

[05:59:46] He plays too much, bro, I don't know you guys are saying no way for less. Oh, this is maybe like 14 days ago

[06:00:01] Rock failed angle. It's over bro. I love you bro, but it's over

[06:00:08] I

[06:00:19] Think of my type pussy bros like whoa creep all over you. Oh my god, run jail bro. Got him. I got

[06:00:28] So rock and league has been completed I'm one chest

[06:00:33] No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it is not. No, it is not. What is the score? You want CS go and you won.

[06:00:48] It's 4 to 2. Wait, what is the score? Is that 4 to 3?

[06:00:55] You wreck with the 50 gifted W wreck in the chat.

[06:00:58] Bro, listen, you won CS go and you won Geo Gasser.

[06:01:02] I won Rocket League, Battleship.

[06:01:09] What else did I win?

[06:01:12] I can't believe this, bro.

[06:01:13] Wait, is it theory?

[06:01:15] No, I won the IQ test and chess.

[06:01:17] I won chess, the IQ test, Rocket League and Battleship.

[06:01:20] Bro, chess was actually so cringe.

[06:01:23] I can't believe I agreed to play.

[06:01:24] Like, bro, I got to stop agreeing to play shit.

[06:01:26] I have zero clue how to play.

[06:01:27] To be fair, I got a neutral game.

[06:01:29] To be fair, I didn't know that you, like,

[06:01:31] literally didn't know anything,

[06:01:32] but I'm still so terrible at chess that it was close.

[06:01:36] But I didn't know you literally knew nothing.

[06:01:38] No, I've, Ron, I've never met a human being in my life

[06:01:41] that doesn't know, like, what the objective of chess is.

[06:01:43] All right, well, it's time to play Fortnite.

[06:01:45] All right, so-

[06:01:46] You're still not out, but you have to win class.

[06:01:48] You need to explain a kill lead,

[06:01:51] or you could do eight ball if you wanna make it fuckin' fun.

[06:01:53] Yeah, dude, I'll do a ball and move a ball to my game.

[06:01:57] Dork.

[06:01:57] Fuck.

[06:01:58] I was good at eight balls as a kid.

[06:01:59] Like, I'm a gamer, bro.

[06:02:00] Like, I played eight ball.

[06:02:02] Wait, is it 4-2 or is it 4-3?

[06:02:04] 4-2.

[06:02:05] 4-2.

[06:02:06] How was it 4-2?

[06:02:07] I won CS.

[06:02:09] I won GeoGuessert.

[06:02:11] And what was the last one, Shadow 1?

[06:02:13] You got 2-1, Shadow.

[06:02:15] That's only 2-1.

[06:02:20] Uh, Ron, it's making me update 4-9 again.

[06:02:22] I'm not getting how much percent

[06:02:25] Okay, two gigs wait. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. It'll be done. Okay, so how do we do this?

[06:02:32] I just put us in duo squads

[06:02:34] We're gonna put bro

[06:02:35] I used to play game battles on this when I was like literally nine or like 12 or whatever for night came out

[06:02:41] Bro, bro, we gotta make this so stream numbers can't get in though. Yeah. Well, that's gonna be literally impossible like

[06:02:47] literally impossible

[06:02:48] So here's gonna happen

[06:02:50] We're going to play duos, we're going to play on some weird ass server, we're going to wait,

[06:02:59] we're not going to queue for literally like an extended period of time, we're going to

[06:03:03] randomly queue a weird ass server, we're going to split up and whoever gets more kills

[06:03:07] wins.

[06:03:08] That's two out of three, I'm just one.

[06:03:10] Wow, one game, one game.

[06:03:13] All right.

[06:03:14] Do you want to do one game?

[06:03:16] Game?

[06:03:17] Bro, the game could be 20 minutes.

[06:03:22] Why am I letting him do this, mate? He's finessing me.

[06:03:25] Wait, why am I... wait, wait, wait, wait, now I'm really starting to fucking think about this.

[06:03:28] I'm literally going to your rules in fucking everything.

[06:03:32] Why on Earth, why on fucking Earth, when you fucking were so good at chess, you knew that I was bad,

[06:03:39] Rocket League, you fucking knew I was bad, you fucking bailed on my Fortnite GeoGuess,

[06:03:44] GEOGAS, so you purposely fucking cheated it!

[06:03:47] Fuck! That's shit!

[06:03:52] Bro, so what do you want to do? One V1 in Fortnite? I mean, that's so boring.

[06:03:59] I mean, bro, this is just, I'm fucked up.

[06:04:03] Are you on the game?

[06:04:05] Um, completes in about eight minutes, 22 seconds.

[06:04:10] How long?

[06:04:12] Eight minutes.

[06:04:12] 8 minutes?

[06:04:14] For example, I thought I finished up the inning though.

[06:04:16] Get rid of the shitty ass Madden, same game every fucking year.

[06:04:20] Just some money grabs.

[06:04:24] 8 minutes.

[06:04:26] Maybe...

[06:04:28] Okay, make an agreement right now though.

[06:04:30] Make an agreement right now.

[06:04:32] If we do a kill race,

[06:04:34] you'll choose 8-ball for the last game.

[06:04:36] A minimum, right? You'll choose 8-ball next?

[06:04:38] Yep.

[06:04:40] If I do 1v1, what are you going to choose?

[06:04:45] If you choose to 1v1 me and Fortnite, I'm just going to choose to 1v1 you and Clash.

[06:04:50] I mean, then it's RAP.

[06:04:52] Bro, it's RAP. You're not beating me in Clash like ever.

[06:04:55] You're beating me with a coach. Bro, you never beat me. You needed a coach. Remember?

[06:05:02] I beat you like 80 something times.

[06:05:04] Chad, what's more smart here?

[06:05:06] Bro, the smartest thing to do, here's what I'm going to do.

[06:05:09] I'm gonna win class easily if we do for night kill bottle is the only thing that keeps it interesting because you're gonna be in a

[06:05:16] One-way one obviously I will not use class and will sub in a case race

[06:05:21] Okay, he's got stuff to beat a ball

[06:05:25] But bro case race doesn't prove who's better at gaming like it's you know, so does it I'm gonna win a ball too

[06:05:30] Like I'm a gamer bra. I'm good at all the games, bro

[06:05:34] Go a ball I used to play when I was like

[06:05:37] I'm gonna lose eight more fuck

[06:05:40] Bro, I played eight ball the eight ball pool app channel over you could buy the q-sticks with Baxman

[06:05:45] I played that but bro in high school the method if you were scared to talk to a girl bro instead of sending her a message

[06:05:52] You just send her a girl talk to you shut up

[06:05:55] Okay, I'm just spitting bomb on it. Yeah damn the eight ball messages or method is valid. I'm I thought I said a percent

[06:06:01] You're being a cry baby bro, here you go, here you go, bro, standing at 8, no, you're

[06:06:08] being a cry baby.

[06:06:09] I'm literally saying this, I actually says you when this whole time, bro, you've been

[06:06:16] fucking vaping every five minutes.

[06:06:18] Hey, I'm like 9B Elo in chess, I think my Elo is 140, like I'm 4B.

[06:06:25] That doesn't change anything!

[06:06:26] I didn't know how to fucking characters moved!

[06:06:29] Right, barely won!

[06:06:31] Go for it now.

[06:06:33] Look, Ron, here's what we do.

[06:06:37] We remove Clash, because obviously I'm

[06:06:39] going to bend you over and fuck you.

[06:06:40] But if you want to keep Clash, you can keep Clash.

[06:06:45] If you keep Clash, it's already over.

[06:06:47] It's auto over.

[06:06:48] Do for that.

[06:06:49] We do one game of a kill race.

[06:06:51] You should lose that.

[06:06:51] You suck.

[06:06:53] You better lock in this game.

[06:06:55] We do one game of a kill race.

[06:06:57] I suck at board it.

[06:06:57] I'm on Xbox, bro.

[06:06:59] like come on, we do one game, but kill race, then,

[06:07:05] okay, I take A, then we do eight ball.

[06:07:08] If you win that in three, three for the last game,

[06:07:12] I think we just do a case race.

[06:07:18] Ron, I think four nights like your only game,

[06:07:21] who is this, who is this?

[06:07:25] Who is this?

[06:07:27] I'm literally going to lose the kill bottle, attack.

[06:07:41] I'm ready to kill race, come on.

[06:07:44] The thing is like a kill race I have a chance of winning, it's Ron early dies and I just

[06:07:48] get a kill.

[06:07:49] It's not impossible, that's actually not impossible.

[06:07:51] It's not possible for you to early die.

[06:07:54] I mean, we already saw that he hunted up. All right, I'm going to buy two

[06:07:59] You're on a

[06:08:02] Let me let me invite you

[06:08:05] I'm gonna be honest bro like chat all bullshit aside

[06:08:08] I

[06:08:10] think for that's the greatest game ever and

[06:08:13] What are the only reason why like I never got into for that was just because I was ass out

[06:08:17] Now like what I'd say I've been anymore, but like in its prime bro for nice part of the greatest game ever

[06:08:23] in its front in its peak chat in its peak I never got into it because I was

[06:08:27] all can you go can you go full cam? wait can you mute in game chat? yeah can you go full cam?

[06:08:32] right Ron listen check on full cam are you full cam? no no no go full cam

[06:08:38] all right I'm not gonna let him know what map we're playing either all right

[06:08:40] you're good now okay hold on where are you full cam right now just click

[06:08:47] ready up I'm just gonna click ready up randomly just click right now don't

[06:08:49] Yeah, I'm going to text you text me we're gonna get tonight, bro. It's gonna be bad. No, I don't think we are

[06:08:56] Can I go pee or no? Yeah, are you ready to up?

[06:09:00] Yeah

[06:09:01] But don't like you right now because yeah, just wait you when it seems like right

[06:09:07] But Ron wait, like wait, wait, wait, yeah, I know I'm gonna mute. I know

[06:09:19] I'm gonna change my fucking skin first. I'm not a fucking burger

[06:09:30] Do not have 96 IQ you fucking weirdos. I hate this shit. I actually

[06:09:42] All right, I got a p2 bro, I do that's not the pay

[06:09:49] you

[06:10:19] If I win this, I'm the better gamer, right?

[06:10:28] If I win this, run!

[06:10:31] Oh shit, I think one's AFK.

[06:10:36] Chat!

[06:10:37] It's 4-2, 4-9 kill race.

[06:10:40] I'm gonna be honest, bro.

[06:10:41] I need to hope Ron just dies in some bullshit.

[06:10:44] Hello?

[06:10:45] Ready, bro?

[06:10:46] Do you have your audio?

[06:10:47] Do you have your audio muted?

[06:10:48] My game audio? No.

[06:10:50] Just mute it real quick.

[06:10:52] All right. It's muted.

[06:10:56] They can't hear you right now. They cannot hear you.

[06:10:58] Talk to me.

[06:11:14] Okay. That's smart as fuck.

[06:11:16] woman on me woman on me because all right check it you guys here on now

[06:11:22] leak tech Twitter chat of its leak what server if it's leak was over yeah chat

[06:11:27] you guys have to guess the server and then you have to guess the hidden match

[06:11:30] making delay and then you have to guess the delay and then you have to guess the

[06:11:34] delay and then you have to guess the other delay then you have to guess the

[06:11:37] other delay why don't you guys just get off the game Chad no one's got it

[06:11:40] yet okay somebody just got it someone actually got it majority people have

[06:11:46] I've not got it.

[06:11:47] No, yeah, they got it.

[06:11:49] Jinxie, will you sleep with me?

[06:11:50] No, Jay.

[06:11:51] India servers, GGs.

[06:11:56] Okay, I've got to say to you guys, I'm rekewing.

[06:11:57] I did India server 67 second hit in matchmaking delay.

[06:12:01] All right, let me fucking reset this.

[06:12:04] We're in, are you ready?

[06:12:05] All right, do we wanna show screen or no?

[06:12:07] Show screen.

[06:12:09] Fortnite kill rate.

[06:12:11] Bro, this is your game.

[06:12:13] Fortnite kill rate.

[06:12:16] but what if we get heavily streaks like still for that your race I don't know

[06:12:20] for that your race that we got to talk about this what if we get at least

[06:12:24] full-time oh no I'm getting a good idea by Kim K

[06:12:29] oh no this I'm getting ice up my campaign this bad this is bad I'd scream

[06:12:34] first Rob yeah I'm gonna be on now that's out of three or no best

[06:12:41] I

[06:12:44] Shit so laggy

[06:12:48] I'm hiding my screen I had screen I think we're best out of one

[06:12:52] That's not a one okay

[06:12:54] Okay, whoever gets more kills win. Oh, you can go wherever you want. Okay

[06:12:59] My screen sentence. Yeah, we don't have to get it

[06:13:03] Bro, I didn't chat. I'm not even kidding. I don't even think I'm good enough to kill a duo. I'm not told me

[06:13:07] best out of three or better one chat what do you think best out of one

[06:13:15] whatever you do wrong don't die

[06:13:22] all right let me know what you show let me know when you show when are you

[06:13:26] gonna show screen chat for my kill race me verse wrong I mean I'm getting

[06:13:29] sniped I'm getting sniped crazy my skin no I'm god they do oh I'm god I'm

[06:13:35] I can assure you, I can assure you that-

[06:13:40] Alright, fuck it, I'm not getting excited, fuck it.

[06:13:43] The only sentence he's got to kill, greasy bastard.

[06:13:46] Chad, if you would have died, if you would have died, Chad, if you would have died.

[06:13:50] Chad, I'm going to my trusty drop, though.

[06:13:53] Alright, Ron, you gotta kill.

[06:13:55] I have zero.

[06:13:57] Why does my sense feel bad?

[06:13:59] Righty, one minute sentence.

[06:14:02] Or did I have like, y'all are like trillionaires and y'all are just confusing and setting?

[06:14:07] Wait, what am I buying?

[06:14:10] Fine, why's my game lagging?

[06:14:12] Like, what is happening?

[06:14:13] Did someone bomb it on my Xbox today?

[06:14:18] Please die.

[06:14:19] You have two kills.

[06:14:20] I don't know if I'm gonna want to get two kills.

[06:14:22] I need you to die.

[06:14:23] This whole strategy for the banks on you die.

[06:14:26] Why is there a plane approaching me?

[06:14:29] Wait, what?

[06:14:30] Wait no no no no no no no

[06:14:33] Why is there a plane approaching?

[06:14:35] No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

[06:14:42] shouldn't y'all see that?

[06:14:59] Are you okay?

[06:15:00] wait my frames drops

[06:15:22] no way there's so many snipers how is this possible

[06:15:28] I don't think there's nothing I don't understand what I'm saying.

[06:15:30] This guy literally!

[06:15:32] By chicken fucking!

[06:15:34] Fucking chicken pickaxes!

[06:15:36] With a fucking 6-7 emo landing on me!

[06:15:39] What are you fucking talking about?

[06:15:41] So wait, I need- I need seven kills.

[06:15:43] What are you fucking talking about?

[06:15:45] He had two fucking chicken wings in his hand!

[06:15:47] Fuck it, 6-7!

[06:15:49] You're talking about he's not fucking street-sniper!

[06:15:53] Yeah, I think I've gotten seven kills in the fortnight, like, in two years.

[06:15:57] Yeah, I think don't worry. I think you're cozy. What if we tie?

[06:16:04] Oh my god, please

[06:16:21] What's his one central sir?

[06:16:28] Wait, why does he know what to do?

[06:16:32] I swear to God, I'm like screen tearing. Okay, you win for that. What do you want me to say? I suck!

[06:16:38] I'm God, I'm screen tearing.

[06:16:41] Bro, I hate that fucking game. All right, you win, you win. What do you want me to do, bro? What do you want me to do?

[06:16:46] Son, well, it's three to four. It's your choice now. Eight ball pool. Eight ball pool. Oh my god. No, no, eight ball pool!

[06:16:53] Oh, yeah, let's wrap this shit up.

[06:16:56] Let's go.

[06:16:57] I'm gonna watch a movie with my dad.

[06:16:59] I'm gonna fuck you up right now.

[06:17:01] Hey, Bopu.

[06:17:02] Jack, hey, Bopu.

[06:17:03] No, no, let's go.

[06:17:04] Guys, Cases doesn't portray skill.

[06:17:06] You guys are just fucking at it.

[06:17:08] Tomorrow's been 4K on Cases, I swear.

[06:17:11] I need a fucking ruler.

[06:17:12] I need a fucking ruler.

[06:17:13] Oh my God, I need a ruler.

[06:17:14] No rulers.

[06:17:15] Yo, what A-Bopu are we using?

[06:17:17] The official app, right?

[06:17:19] We need a good website.

[06:17:20] Something that's actually fun.

[06:17:21] Not just like it's gonna be two seconds.

[06:17:23] 24 seven pool.

[06:17:24] No, hi guys, look at eight ball pool.

[06:17:26] That should come up.

[06:17:27] Well, Chad, Gigi, everyone say goodbye.

[06:17:29] This is it.

[06:17:30] Unless somehow I become the best pool player in the world,

[06:17:33] it's over.

[06:17:33] Hi guys, this side.

[06:17:35] Eightballpool.com.

[06:17:37] Ron, this is like the goaded sign.

[06:17:41] Oh, by mini clip.

[06:17:41] I remember, oh my God.

[06:17:45] Wait.

[06:17:46] How do I play with you?

[06:17:47] Should we use this for 24 seven pool?

[06:17:51] I

[06:17:55] Gg's out chat. I need a link. Tell me what

[06:17:59] ready

[06:18:00] It's your W streams out chat

[06:18:03] W streams

[06:18:05] Which one do you want to use drinks? I think kind of for some bulls better, but yeah 24 seven pulled or a ball

[06:18:11] Pro mini clip is so mythical. That's like my childhood G fucking G boys run. I'm gonna fuck on you

[06:18:21] The same a ball at do 20 for seven I guess

[06:18:27] This is called full-screen brothers and you go full-screen chocolate

[06:18:33] But what do we do a ball pool let's go I'm gonna fuck

[06:18:42] I'm an invite check on my right school to like check this or check this

[06:18:51] if I win this game

[06:18:53] just click that

[06:18:55] alright best

[06:18:57] are you in?

[06:18:59] yeah what is this fucking music man

[06:19:01] wait are you in? are you in?

[06:19:03] hold on drinks out

[06:19:05] you're not sure on screen

[06:19:09] Ron are you ready? where are you?

[06:19:11] I'm a little bit confused I'm in

[06:19:13] alright

[06:19:15] 8 ball point

[06:19:17] good strike

[06:19:19] Good break.

[06:19:20] OK, wait.

[06:19:21] What did I make? Did I make a striper?

[06:19:22] A solid axiom.

[06:19:23] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, chat.

[06:19:25] Chat is in a tube.

[06:19:25] Can you move, Cam?

[06:19:26] Yeah, I need to use my finger chat.

[06:19:28] Oh my God, it's over.

[06:19:30] That's that's that's out of five.

[06:19:31] That's out of three.

[06:19:33] Or five. It's so quick.

[06:19:36] No, no, no, no.

[06:19:38] Oh my God, remember, if you make the eight ball, you lose until the end.

[06:19:41] Oh my God, see your stripes.

[06:19:43] Yeah, I'm stripes.

[06:19:46] Why is my cam fucking stretched out?

[06:19:48] Lol.

[06:19:49] What if I don't miss?

[06:19:50] Oh my god.

[06:19:51] Oh my god.

[06:19:52] Oh my god.

[06:19:53] What if I flawless him?

[06:19:56] It's so easy.

[06:19:57] We need to use our fingers.

[06:19:58] This is bullshit.

[06:19:59] Oh my god.

[06:20:00] You only have a one minute timer.

[06:20:03] I actually kind of like that.

[06:20:04] Pretty easy.

[06:20:05] Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude,

[06:20:12] dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

[06:20:14] Telling you, bro.

[06:20:15] like, ooh, I might trap you.

[06:20:20] Can I trap him?

[06:20:22] Nah, it's too early to trap.

[06:20:23] I did not choose this game, chat.

[06:20:25] I did choose this game.

[06:20:26] Oh my god, I got finesse.

[06:20:27] This whole thing is a finesse.

[06:20:28] Or I'm just good at games, bro.

[06:20:30] No!

[06:20:32] Okay, that was bad.

[06:20:33] All right, I made four strikes.

[06:20:35] So am I, am I solid?

[06:20:36] Yes, best of three, best of three.

[06:20:40] Your salt.

[06:20:42] You chose this game?

[06:20:43] You asked if you're solid?

[06:20:44] How'd I put the ball down?

[06:20:47] I don't know.

[06:20:49] Oh no no no, zippy mop coach.

[06:20:52] Zippy mop, this shit is over.

[06:20:53] I close all my audio bro, oh my god, everything.

[06:20:56] Chat, I don't know, I just glitched, my whole PC just glitched.

[06:20:58] Did y'all hear it?

[06:20:59] All my audio went out and everything bro, oh my god.

[06:21:04] No, I mean one of yours.

[06:21:08] Bro, Ron, it's over.

[06:21:10] I'm the better gamer, bro.

[06:21:12] not good okay brah knowing me I'll sink the fucking eight ball like an idiot

[06:21:19] gotta go power to open up that red line yep what the fuck is this how does he

[06:21:27] know how to do this chat how do you do backspin I think I remember it's like

[06:21:32] bro watch this run I'm just gonna I'm just gonna or a farm watch this okay

[06:21:40] How are you changing all this how are you changing back spin and it's gonna line me up with my eight ball shot for the win

[06:21:46] We will oh

[06:21:48] No, I sold bro. I thought

[06:21:51] Shot I thought it would go faster. What?

[06:21:53] How does he already on the eight ball? Oh my god. It's over. Do I have to call my pocket or no wait?

[06:21:58] There's trajectory way. He's cheating. Oh

[06:22:01] We got to play real able out the trajectory faxed out or no

[06:22:06] Dude if I make this in this side pocket, I'm actually to go I

[06:22:09] I got to go a little higher like right there try to skim it no that was so

[06:22:18] hard all right Ron you're gonna have to literally go on a burner to win this

[06:22:22] good luck come on please you're gonna have to go in a fucking burner to win

[06:22:30] okay good start oh you clumped it up that's bad you never want to clump it

[06:22:36] up. I don't like that there's a trajectory on this. Well, like it says where the ball's

[06:22:42] going. That's that's how all the yeah. Wait, okay. He actually that was the most clutch

[06:22:49] thing he could have done. That was fucking crazy. Bro, that club was going to save me.

[06:22:56] See, the thing I'm talking about is a trajectory low keys cheese. Wait, you're cupped. You

[06:23:01] You can't see it. Okay, you're done.

[06:23:04] There's literally no way.

[06:23:07] If you make this like you'll win, but you're not going to make this.

[06:23:10] You're going to scratch and then I'm going to have an easy win.

[06:23:18] Please.

[06:23:23] He didn't scratch well. Yes! Yes!

[06:23:26] Okay.

[06:23:28] And that's game.

[06:23:32] Chad, this projectory thing is actually cheese.

[06:23:34] Facts are no, this is bad.

[06:23:36] Trajectory is actually puns.

[06:23:38] Trajectory is puns.

[06:23:39] Hey, run!

[06:23:40] That's not even fun.

[06:23:41] Since I broke for the first bat game,

[06:23:43] I'm gonna let you break this game, play again.

[06:23:45] You break.

[06:23:46] Okay, so I'm just gonna miss on purpose, so you break.

[06:23:50] All right, now you break.

[06:23:52] Put the ball wherever you want.

[06:23:53] chat 1 to 0 one more one more bro I miss a ball pool bro I haven't played sounds

[06:24:04] kid absolutely nothing oh my god this is cheese this is a cat it's actual fucking

[06:24:10] cheat turn off trajectory am I muted bro we both have trajectory how's that not

[06:24:16] Just turn it off!

[06:24:18] How do you turn it off?

[06:24:22] Like what? How do you turn it off?

[06:24:25] Do you know how to turn it off? I'm running out of time.

[06:24:28] I've always figured out.

[06:24:30] Bro, we're not turning off. We both have trajectory.

[06:24:33] I can't focus because you're trying to my-

[06:24:35] Fuck you, we had it!

[06:24:36] Wah wah wah!

[06:24:37] Stop crying in my ear like a kid!

[06:24:39] We both have trajectory, play the game!

[06:24:42] Uh, why not crime?

[06:24:44] Bro, I can't focus bro, runs FUCKING FRIENDS, I SCRATCH!

[06:24:50] Hey, Scratch, hi, hi guys, fix my Scratch, hi guys.

[06:24:55] Yo, chat, yo.

[06:25:02] I'm gonna lose game too, yeah.

[06:25:04] It's just because of the Scratch, couldn't focus, cause you're yelling about fucking trajectory.

[06:25:08] Hi guys, fix my Scratch, hi guys.

[06:25:12] Let's get this over and over.

[06:25:17] Oh, this is bad, low key.

[06:25:21] OK, I think I'm just going to do...

[06:25:25] No way that just missed!

[06:25:30] Vot, vot, vot, vot, vot!

[06:25:33] Wrong ball hit first. OK.

[06:25:37] Let's go here. Here's what we're going to do.

[06:25:41] and then we're going to go here and we're going to hit it full power so we can hit our orange

[06:25:46] nice now our orange moves now we have an angle to score our orange

[06:25:54] that should be the purpose angle right there we're going to go full power

[06:26:00] nice now that we unplugged the balls no way oh my god then we're going to skim

[06:26:06] So I'm gonna have to find a way to score this brown

[06:26:10] I'm never playing video games again. I need to unclump this brown

[06:26:14] Seven going back to fucking IRL streaming show do is I'm gonna go boom back spin because we want to unclump

[06:26:20] What is a back spin? I'm gonna go full power back spin. It's gonna unclump that seven

[06:26:25] Okay, oh my fucking god

[06:26:28] What are the odds of it splitting them check you see that?

[06:26:33] What?

[06:26:36] Like, I mean, split them!

[06:26:39] Bro, you're literally like so blessed this game.

[06:26:42] You didn't even understand.

[06:26:43] I'm gonna lose.

[06:26:44] It's fine.

[06:26:45] It's best if you're anyways.

[06:26:49] I'm still up too, but you have the ball, so maybe not.

[06:26:52] Yeah.

[06:26:53] Okay, I'm gonna be behind.

[06:26:55] Bro, I'm actually getting bullshitted.

[06:27:01] the odds of that scratching and that specific pocket are probably 1%.

[06:27:08] You kind of fucked yourself.

[06:27:10] See Ron, the biggest skill in pool is not thinking about the shot, it's thinking about the next

[06:27:14] shot and that's like ball knowledge.

[06:27:16] You have to think about the next shot.

[06:27:18] Anybody can make it in the easy shape.

[06:27:21] You got to make your next shot easier.

[06:27:22] That's the skill.

[06:27:23] And I can tell you haven't really walked in on that.

[06:27:27] Please, please.

[06:27:28] What?

[06:27:29] What?

[06:27:30] What? What? What?

[06:27:32] No, I'm not playing. I'm not playing. I'm actually not playing.

[06:27:34] I'm not playing. I'm not playing.

[06:27:36] What was? It just stopped!

[06:27:38] It deadass just stopped!

[06:27:40] Wait, I might be able to hit the orange...

[06:27:43] Hit your orange into my bed.

[06:27:44] Wait no no no no no no no no.

[06:27:46] It deadass just stopped. It deadass just stopped.

[06:27:54] This site is rigged. Is this a sponsor for you?

[06:27:58] Okay, I need to go low power this way. I have a straight line to the yellow ball low power

[06:28:04] Perfect now we have a straight shot to the yellow. I mean chat. I don't know you saw that that was like insane

[06:28:09] That was nuts. That was actually nuts. I'm gonna do front spin this way

[06:28:12] It spins forward past the eight ball and then we have an easy return shot

[06:28:17] front spin a lot of power

[06:28:19] Why did the ball die?

[06:28:22] Perfectly yours work perfectly mine mine just do that

[06:28:25] Ron, it was a pleasure, bro.

[06:28:29] A-A.

[06:28:30] Ron, it was an absolute-

[06:28:31] One more.

[06:28:32] Order of firms, it's best of five.

[06:28:33] Yeah, this is my fifth game.

[06:28:34] A, it was a pleasure, bro.

[06:28:35] No, no.

[06:28:36] Dumbass.

[06:28:37] It's not-

[06:28:38] It was a pleasure.

[06:28:39] No, are you- are you listening?

[06:28:40] I thought we said best of three.

[06:28:41] I thought we said best of three.

[06:28:42] I thought we said best of three.

[06:28:43] I thought we said best of three.

[06:28:44] I thought I said best of five.

[06:28:45] Wait, what?

[06:28:46] Did we say best of three?

[06:28:47] Hell no.

[06:28:48] Did we say best of three?

[06:28:49] Hell no.

[06:28:50] So you want to do- you think you can do it?

[06:28:51] Oh no!

[06:28:54] So you wanna do, you think you can beat me

[06:28:55] three times in a row in pool?

[06:28:59] I'm going again.

[06:29:00] All right, that's a five, fine.

[06:29:02] I'm breaking this.

[06:29:02] Oh wait, can't beat around here.

[06:29:05] Okay, wait, what?

[06:29:06] Whoa!

[06:29:08] You mean five?

[06:29:10] I'm not playing no more.

[06:29:11] I'm actually, I'm over your shit.

[06:29:14] That ass over your shit.

[06:29:15] You're gonna reverse sweep.

[06:29:16] Did you like download a hack?

[06:29:18] Yes, yes.

[06:29:19] I'm over.

[06:29:20] How did you make five on a break

[06:29:21] That's like mathematically over it.

[06:29:24] Okay, okay, what's happening?

[06:29:26] I'm dead ass over it, bro.

[06:29:27] Wait, what's going on?

[06:29:29] I'm dead ass over it.

[06:29:30] This guy's a fucking cheeser.

[06:29:33] Hold on, this one's gonna be kind of hard.

[06:29:35] But mathematically speaking, if I hit this hard enough.

[06:29:40] Chad, rock the type of guy to be winning

[06:29:43] and then just make the A-ball.

[06:29:45] All right.

[06:29:46] Nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye.

[06:29:48] Shut up.

[06:29:49] We got a problem when you do address it.

[06:29:51] There's four clutters here.

[06:29:53] So we're gonna go full power side spin

[06:29:56] and break up this clutter here.

[06:29:57] That's not happening.

[06:29:59] Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[06:29:59] What is your ball doing?

[06:30:00] No, no, you actually, no, no, no.

[06:30:02] So, so your ball basically just does

[06:30:05] every type of mathematical fucking equation

[06:30:08] and my ball just stops.

[06:30:10] Your ball just did a fucking tornado.

[06:30:12] I'm a 2023 gamer in the end.

[06:30:17] I'm gonna go here.

[06:30:19] We still have to break up this cluster.

[06:30:21] I got lost in the sauce on the sidespin.

[06:30:23] Okay.

[06:30:24] We need to go front sidespin.

[06:30:26] Here we go.

[06:30:27] Front sidespin to break up that blue ball.

[06:30:30] Probably full power.

[06:30:31] I'm gonna miss anything, Kota.

[06:30:32] Yeah, fucking right.

[06:30:34] My ass.

[06:30:35] Front sidespin to break up the blue.

[06:30:38] Oh wait, I didn't, okay, I didn't.

[06:30:41] All right, my only play now is I think to just

[06:30:43] trap Ron.

[06:30:45] Cause even if I score this chat,

[06:30:48] I mean you know what I dude this would be nuts but I could try to dude I'm gonna

[06:30:57] try to go full power it's gonna bounce off this wall bounce off the bottom wall

[06:31:01] bounce off the right wall then it might hit the blue yes oh my god you lost

[06:31:06] Chiji gets left kid.

[06:31:09] That was Aura.

[06:31:10] Chad, that was Aura.

[06:31:12] I don't understand them.

[06:31:14] I just don't understand.

[06:31:16] Chiji, Chiji, Chiji, Chiji.

[06:31:18] I just don't understand.

[06:31:21] I just don't understand.

[06:31:23] I just don't under fucking stand how the fuck this is fucking pasta.

[06:31:30] How the fuck is this fucking pasta?

[06:31:33] Chiji, bro.

[06:31:34] All right, Ron, I'm gonna go watch a movie with my dad,

[06:31:36] bro, it was fun bending you over.

[06:31:41] You know, Ron, maybe we could do it again in a year

[06:31:43] with new games, but GGs, bro, GGs, moth payout.

[06:31:51] Chat, we just beat Ron, boys.

[06:31:54] Final score was, I believe, that was such aura.

[06:31:58] That was such aura.

[06:31:59] Final score, I believe, was what, chat?

[06:32:02] 5 to 2? 5 to 3? Wait, he needs to give me some- he did. W wrong. Okay, chat, I'm off. I'm

[06:32:11] going to go watch a movie with my pops. YouTube, love y'all. Don't get mad because I'm ending

[06:32:15] on YouTube. I'm ending on to it. Chat, I'm going to go watch a movie with my pops. But

[06:32:19] chat, I'll see y'all boys. All right, guys, let's go raid Ron. It was fun kicking

[06:32:25] his ass, bro. It was fun kicking his ass. Let's go raid Ron, all right? Love y'all.

[06:32:29] Love y'all, love y'all, love y'all, yeah, love y'all.

[06:32:32] Chat tomorrow, first ever Valorant stream, locked.

[06:32:38] All right, peace out.

[06:32:39] I will see y'all boys tomorrow, tomorrow.

[06:32:43] Chat, go Raidvon.

[06:32:44] What movie?

[06:32:45] I don't know yet.

[06:32:46] I don't know yet.

[06:32:46] We're doing a movie tonight.

[06:32:47] But chat, I love y'all boys more.

[06:32:48] Everybody go show Ron some love, drop my follow.

[06:32:51] Chat, first ever Valorant stream tomorrow.

[06:32:54] Also $4,000 case opening on CS tomorrow, locked.

[06:32:59] Peace out, guys.

[06:33:01] God first God bless. Oh, and in case I don't see you. Good afternoon. Good evening and good night.