[442/730] 🟨 REACTS -> CRAZY FIFA PACKS -> FIRST VALORANT STREAM -> $4K CSGO CASE OPENING 🟨

Jynxzi

03-17-2026 · 7h 12m

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[00:03:00] Yeah, that's all swear to God last song that's all

[00:03:03] Chat read the title. We got it bangers stream

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[00:03:21] Love me that's not a wish I don't understand. I must admit that you was the best

[00:03:27] Fuck the rest Fuck around, see nobody

[00:03:32] I fuck the rest Fuck around, I can't stop

[00:03:35] No, no, I don't fuck the rest On a real wish, I thought you less

[00:03:40] On a real wish, I fucked you less Fuck you was real, cause of the things you said

[00:03:47] Thought you was real, cause you didn't evade my checks

[00:03:50] Thought you was my future, but you're my next

[00:03:53] Now the day's got a side chick, a side chick

[00:03:57] They keep hanging my iPhone, gotta get a sidekick

[00:04:00] I don't like to stand up, so that girl right here

[00:04:03] Maricom, by here, Goliath, by here, Philly, Lamp, by here

[00:04:08] Jack, I'm only playing peak-ass music today, bro

[00:04:11] That ass, that ass, bro, only playing peak-ass music

[00:04:15] Jack, how's what are you doing today?

[00:04:17] How do I mute and shut the fuck up?

[00:04:19] Fanchine, they can run into your one

[00:04:21] Handle, think of it if I'm shut.

[00:04:22] Fox, think of it if I'm booper, cooper, think of it if you want it.

[00:04:25] Ravix, think of it if you want it.

[00:04:27] Champion of the title, we got it at Bangor's soon today.

[00:04:30] Champion of the hoodie today, it's cool.

[00:04:32] It's COVID's work.

[00:04:36] Wait, what?

[00:04:38] What the fuck is this song?

[00:04:40] Here we go, here we go.

[00:04:42] This is the song I'm looking for.

[00:04:44] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:04:46] You should know this song, bud. You know you're probably a child, I'm gonna be honest.

[00:04:56] You should know this song if you don't, you might be a child.

[00:05:31] I'm taking they off, work around the clock, my engine's ready to get you paid off

[00:05:35] Rep like ASAP, like what we didn't take off

[00:05:38] So I'm not in that city, ain't off

[00:05:40] Now I got these rappers on, breaking up the sweat

[00:05:42] Cause every time I get up on the mic and come correcting

[00:05:45] I learned it from the best, so we rest in something fresh

[00:05:48] Swingin' all in a down, big butt and nice chest

[00:05:51] Yes, they hurt I hate but this is like a different version of the song

[00:05:54] What the fuck is happening, bro?

[00:05:57] This is not the song on fucking Spotify

[00:06:00] Z fuck bro. What's Z fuck bro? What's Z fuck?

[00:06:04] Well, it's like killing my boner here

[00:06:07] This should be it. This should be it

[00:06:10] This should be it this should be it

[00:06:25] My mind whatever

[00:06:27] Chat what is good guys? How's everybody doing today, huh?

[00:06:30] How's everybody doing today on a scale of one to ten? How was your day going bro?

[00:06:35] legitimately my body your choice boom first ban of the day right there first ban of the day right there

[00:06:42] literally just open chat

[00:06:45] Literally just open chat. I'm not doing a tornado stream

[00:06:57] What's that, like, what's that, my song is this?

[00:06:59] I'll take your plane ride, roll in your end tonight

[00:07:04] Tell me, what is the next time I'll run into you?

[00:07:07] It feels insane, right?

[00:07:09] I'll take the same flight, wait at your bedside

[00:07:13] I'll be right next to you, I'm going to stay inside

[00:07:17] What I see tonight, tell me, how does it go?

[00:07:20] Hi, guys, I didn't know you were in your slay era.

[00:07:23] Now, chat, this morning.

[00:07:26] Literally just, you know, just looking through a YouTube video, right?

[00:07:30] Looking at my fan mail for the chat.

[00:07:32] Uh, I really want you guys to lock in here.

[00:07:35] I were going live on YouTube, but no YouTube.

[00:07:40] You have my word.

[00:07:42] I'm never ending early on YouTube again.

[00:07:44] Never.

[00:07:45] I, I did it yesterday.

[00:07:47] People said tap it super seven hours.

[00:07:49] When we end on YouTube, we end on switch period.

[00:07:52] I'm a dual streamer.

[00:07:53] Now I posted this fan mail.

[00:07:56] 10 days ago. I checked out my comments on the fan mail this morning. I don't know why

[00:08:02] I chose to read the comments on a fan mail. Horrible idea. Now, you might just think, oh

[00:08:08] this is a normal YouTube video, right? Top comment from Nolan. I'm a huge fan of Jinxsy.

[00:08:14] Just, just, just walking here. I'm a huge fan of Jinxsy and saw him at my local Walgreens.

[00:08:19] I walked up to him and said hi. I was very scared he was going to be mean to me,

[00:08:23] But he actually just asked me, what do you do with the soccer ball?

[00:08:26] I was confused and said, kick it.

[00:08:29] He then punted me across the entire store and I went home.

[00:08:31] Love you, Jinxia.

[00:08:32] It was so nice meeting you.

[00:08:34] Now this comment right here, this pops up on YouTube all the time.

[00:08:37] I don't, I don't walk into Walgreens or Walmart and assault people.

[00:08:42] I don't do that, right?

[00:08:44] And I wouldn't care if it was one comment.

[00:08:47] Go to the comment underneath.

[00:08:49] I was in a Walgreens and heard someone scream, stay safe y'all.

[00:08:53] Go to the comment underneath.

[00:08:54] I saw a dude in Walgreens get kicked by Jinxie.

[00:08:57] I feel bad for a bro.

[00:08:59] He's got 2,000 likes, by the way.

[00:09:02] Dang, I saw a random guy get kicked by Jinxie

[00:09:06] in a Walgreens.

[00:09:07] 1,000 likes, keep it going.

[00:09:09] Just watch the guy go flying out of a Walgreens,

[00:09:12] wondering what happened.

[00:09:14] Saw some random guy with anime socks

[00:09:17] and a shirt, pumped a guy out of a Walgreens.

[00:09:20] Greatest moment of my life.

[00:09:21] There's more, I went to my local Walgreens the other day.

[00:09:25] Now I'm traumatized forever after I saw some kid

[00:09:28] get punted across the store by a guy with pencil eyebrows.

[00:09:33] Stay safe, y'all.

[00:09:35] Y'all, I just got fired from my job at Walgreens

[00:09:37] after yelling at a sperm cell for kicking someone.

[00:09:40] And then this guy, wow, AI is getting so advanced.

[00:09:43] You can barely tell this is holograms.

[00:09:45] Man, I miss Jinxsy, long live Jinxsy.

[00:09:48] Jinxsy and the Walgreens actually pinged me up

[00:09:50] against the wall.

[00:09:51] So boom, boom, boom.

[00:09:53] I don't know what this is.

[00:09:55] Jack, I don't go into Walgreens and assault kids.

[00:10:01] I don't ever do that.

[00:10:02] And the funny thing is,

[00:10:03] I actually used to go into Walgreens all the time

[00:10:06] when I was addicted to energy drinks.

[00:10:08] Now I can't ever be spotted into Walgreens again.

[00:10:12] Because if I do,

[00:10:12] someone's gonna make up a lie about me assaulting them.

[00:10:17] Like, bro, no one gets assaulted in Walgreens

[00:10:20] And why is there 20 comments about it?

[00:10:23] Virtue, think of it as prime,

[00:10:24] DP, think of it as your one.

[00:10:26] Like, I literally, I swear to God,

[00:10:28] I checked the comments on that video this morning

[00:10:31] and I'm sitting there absolutely kerb-buffled

[00:10:35] as to what I'm reading.

[00:10:37] Fuck you pig, oink for me, oink.

[00:10:40] Cool, mods timeout Pablo, no!

[00:10:43] Not created with the tier one,

[00:10:45] sending hatred from Las Vegas,

[00:10:47] Splatlord with the prime,

[00:10:49] Padding.

[00:10:50] Minji with the tier one.

[00:10:51] Buy me a car.

[00:10:52] No.

[00:10:53] Jeff with the tier one.

[00:10:54] Appreciate it, Jeff.

[00:10:55] Larson with the gifted.

[00:10:56] You're a disgusting slob.

[00:10:59] Goat James C. Bridegames a 140 day stream streak.

[00:11:04] You assume he says something positive?

[00:11:06] Worst 140 days of my life.

[00:11:09] I mean, come on.

[00:11:11] Dustbust with the tier one.

[00:11:13] Worst fucking 14 months ever.

[00:11:16] AJ with the prime.

[00:11:19] So when's the goon mail? So chat for our next fan mail if you want to be in it

[00:11:24] Exclamation mark fan mail

[00:11:27] mods pin it mods pin it mods pin it

[00:11:30] Nate with the tier one appreciates you Nate

[00:11:33] Appreciate you Nate

[00:11:34] Brighide with the tier one

[00:11:35] Appreciate it Brighide

[00:11:36] Super Meeho with the tier one

[00:11:38] Fuck you dipshit

[00:11:39] Okay

[00:11:40] Seaward pray with a three-day

[00:11:42] Wall streak

[00:11:43] I'm so sick of you

[00:11:44] All right

[00:11:45] Lewis with the tier one chat

[00:11:47] As you can tell by the title, we got reactions, we got crazy ass FIFA packs that I've been waiting

[00:11:54] to open for two days. After that, we have my first ever Valorant stream. After that,

[00:12:01] we are going to be doing our biggest case opening in CSGO history.

[00:12:09] If you're not already gooning, start gooning. Today's going to be cinema.

[00:12:13] Today is gonna be cinema. If you're not already gooning, start fucking gooning.

[00:12:19] JT with the tier one, appreciate it. Monday, Mike with the rain, W Dad!

[00:12:25] Dad! With the 200 viewer rate. Thank you, Dad. Love you.

[00:12:30] Taco with the Prime. Let's go. I love you, Jinx. Not Taco. That's not my name.

[00:12:35] guys stop sexualizing me it's about drawing a line in the sand across this

[00:12:43] line you do not like guys I don't go by Jake's nut I'm not going by sperm cell

[00:12:49] I don't go by jizzy stop sexualizing me please it's jinxie and maybe I'll let

[00:12:55] junko slide Jack I'm gonna start a tough guy act

[00:13:00] legitimately like I need to start intimidating people bro people think

[00:13:05] I'm some freaking push over. I'm not a freaking push over stop calling me jinx nut and jizzy

[00:13:11] Hey, but the fight get that Haley appreciate you sister

[00:13:15] 42 thinking about it Nicholas touch me

[00:13:18] Yeah, that's a real message. That's literally a real message. I'm not even kidding

[00:13:22] Rezzi Nicholas touch me. Yo, Rezzi do me a favor get your life together, bro. Rezzi do me

[00:13:29] How about this is very false I don't live in a gated community chat

[00:13:35] I grew up in the trenches, y'all.

[00:13:38] Highlights, look up, um, no,

[00:13:39] look up Tarpon Springs, Florida images.

[00:13:42] Literally, literally do it right now.

[00:13:45] Highlights, look up Tarpon Springs, Florida.

[00:13:46] This is where I grew up.

[00:13:48] You wanna see where I grew up?

[00:13:50] I'll show you where I fucking grew up.

[00:13:53] Ship was never sweet in Tarpon Springs.

[00:13:56] Highlights, literally pull up Tarpon Springs, Florida.

[00:13:59] Go images, I'll show you where I fucking grew up.

[00:14:02] Literally pull it up.

[00:14:05] This is where I grew up bro. This is where I grew up, Tarpen Springs, Florida.

[00:14:11] That image doesn't really do it justice. Okay, those are the Spongebob stocks.

[00:14:17] Hold on, give me a minute. This isn't really where I lived.

[00:14:21] Okay, this isn't exactly where I lived. Bro listen, Tarpen Springs is like,

[00:14:25] What the shit? I'm telling you. Like, it's not sweet over here.

[00:14:31] oh my god see like I don't know why people are laughing I don't know why

[00:14:45] people are laughing guys tarpon springs I'm not sweet I sugar this was a rough

[00:14:50] neighborhood y'all can't really see it from this image bro this was a rough

[00:14:55] neighborhood I'm from like hard knocks guys hard knocks guys literally this is

[00:15:00] where I'm from bro okay you know what okay fuck this shit bro fuck this shit

[00:15:05] you guys give it a thanks now chat you sweeter than sugar bro had it easy

[00:15:12] sweet as chocolate you had it sweet little tunko thinks he's Vaughn soft ass

[00:15:18] city from the project chat we're gonna be doing another fan mail this week

[00:15:24] send in your fan mail to this address here no it's not a leak nothing's

[00:15:30] leaked. This is my literal fan mail address. Nothing's leaked. I'm going to call it a angry

[00:15:36] gooner with the switch find subscription. I think we're at the point with this chat now

[00:15:41] where we can start literally incorporating banter soft names. The guy could have chose

[00:15:47] any Twitch username in the world and he chose to name himself angry gooner123. Who

[00:15:53] in their right mind would masturbate while angry? Legitimately ask yourself that.

[00:15:58] Who would do that?

[00:16:00] Monts literally banned him.

[00:16:02] Bussin' banana, think of it as a prime.

[00:16:04] Egghead Jinxie, appreciate the follow-up.

[00:16:06] See, bro, guys like this just immediately ban him.

[00:16:09] Egghead Jinxie, he's not gonna produce anything positive

[00:16:12] to the chat.

[00:16:13] P-Doll, think of it as a prime step.

[00:16:14] Tobax, think of it as a prime.

[00:16:17] Make a March Madness bracket.

[00:16:19] See, but I can't name a single college basketball player.

[00:16:22] So it's honestly just disrespectful to even do that.

[00:16:25] Jacobi, think of it as a follow-up.

[00:16:26] Noah, think of it as a follow-up.

[00:16:28] guys it's kind of just disrespectful it's disrespectful to make a march madness

[00:16:36] bracket if I literally can't name a single college where rider they come into

[00:16:40] your one keep right they go back gf they come in the ground please sex me

[00:16:46] only got a knife high-fives pull up pull up on each switch say you swear to

[00:16:53] drinking water in the big 2-6?

[00:16:57] Ah yeah! How's that a roast?

[00:17:00] Drinking water! Yeah bro! Yeah!

[00:17:03] I want to be hydrated!

[00:17:09] Is he doing a trade up?

[00:17:11] Is he doing a trade up?

[00:17:13] Wait, refresh, refresh. Why does my twitch never work?

[00:17:18] One of my instruments, one of my etch instruments does not work!

[00:17:21] I selected the mark

[00:17:25] Not a good sign not a good sign no mark available

[00:17:31] No mark available. I'm not a good joking. All right

[00:17:33] Hear me out

[00:17:35] We have to attack if I'm not if I'm not mistaken from the top because again

[00:17:39] I'm I need this for inspiration later tonight. I need this for inspiration. We have to go from top to bottom

[00:17:45] I'm pretty sure I've never done a full glove edge. I've only always checked for gloves, but never done a full glove edge

[00:17:50] I think top-to-bottom is the play here. We go I

[00:17:55] Hope Jinxie ain't watching because it's like it's fucking terrible. No, no, no, no, actually it's fine

[00:18:01] Whatever I'm here got revealed before you checked it out. Do you see let's lock in

[00:18:11] Come on

[00:18:13] Make the console smaller

[00:18:15] Once again, I'm really really scared that I show the bottom or the top it will show which jobs we have

[00:18:20] Keep going from the top. We will keep going until we see a finger pier poking through. Okay, you will see it in a second a

[00:18:30] Finger will start poking through

[00:18:35] Go until we see the red box there it is

[00:18:40] Console a little bit smaller, but not too much. Don't want to show the bottom that would ruin our edge now hold my hand

[00:18:47] console

[00:18:50] gripped

[00:18:51] Slowly, but surely we're going lower now pixel by pixel make sure your DPI is low enough

[00:18:56] We wait for a finger to show wait for the right rotation and then we need to see the color

[00:19:02] No finger yet

[00:19:09] Don't see anything yet

[00:19:11] Show us a finger. I don't care which one index middle finger show me anything

[00:19:15] anything that works batter good pixel boys and girls who fill up my right hand

[00:19:22] is cramping up I'm not gonna lie left on this many many times this is why I

[00:19:26] hit the gym for moments like these keep going low boys and girls at some point

[00:19:30] we will see a pixel any second now did I see something on the right I don't

[00:19:35] think so keep going lower keep going lower once we see a pixel we know the

[00:19:41] color of the gloves and we maybe know which gloves if it's pink we know

[00:19:44] Vices if it's blue it may be the new max when the new dragon gloves new item text any second now, right?

[00:19:51] Come on

[00:19:53] Show me a fucking finger. Where are you? Where are you?

[00:20:00] Hello chat saying human gloves

[00:20:03] What is that what is that is that white is that white is that

[00:20:33] white there's a new pair of gloves in the newest collection I'm pretty sure

[00:20:40] which is white that will be insane

[00:20:48] oh my please

[00:20:56] this this nothing else though bro but it's not per it's not that purple blue

[00:21:04] Can it be anything? Oh, I hope it's not old pelt gloves

[00:21:08] We continue

[00:21:11] Please

[00:21:13] King Snags, please. No, here we go. I'm gonna go slow

[00:21:17] No, this guy has a quick addiction, bro. Please like look at him. What it's full white. Oh

[00:21:23] No, oh

[00:21:26] That's gonna be the one under the best one

[00:21:28] I need these ones right here the blue dragon ones right there, please

[00:21:33] Can it be yes or no be honest with me, please?

[00:21:36] Is it King's next or is it one of the new ones?

[00:21:40] I'm gonna keep going lower. Oh, I don't know

[00:21:44] Don't show me a snow leopard. Oh, I don't see snow leopard. I don't see snow leopard

[00:21:49] And I don't see King's next skin or

[00:21:52] Going lower. It's fingerless if it's fingerless. I'm gonna crash the fuck out if you know, you know

[00:21:56] pillow punch us that will be good new gloves will be good it's only 20% for

[00:22:00] you what did I just see wait what we what what happened no no no no no no no

[00:22:07] no no what is that oh no no fuck I spat on my monitor

[00:22:16] saw the pattern man what did he see

[00:22:24] I'm what is this guy like I'm going a little lower I can't get the perfect

[00:22:28] frame what do you see is that he's next to hope not

[00:22:35] the fuck is that do you see those stripes

[00:22:41] that's nothing there that's nothing there I don't see none of these stripes here

[00:22:49] yeah that's nothing there no no going over oh god I went really low wait

[00:23:04] smash those gloves how does he know can it be the pillow once yes or no it's

[00:23:10] Wait, how does he know yeah

[00:23:20] Other specialist gloves in the new case and sorry in the in this one. He knows that it doesn't say specialist of the kids

[00:23:29] Wait specialist

[00:23:35] Wait, it's turtle it's motor gloves

[00:23:37] going lower come to puppy just be the pillow once be the pillow once that's

[00:23:44] a what is that virtue or statue I don't know what that is it's motor gloves is

[00:23:54] that good or bad wait wait wait wait wait I don't see any motor gloves what

[00:24:06] What is that son?

[00:24:07] I don't see any-

[00:24:08] Pull it down!

[00:24:11] No.

[00:24:12] Nope.

[00:24:13] He saw it.

[00:24:14] He saw it.

[00:24:15] Did he stop the music?

[00:24:23] How much was this traded out?

[00:24:32] It smells... wait... it smells... yeah it smells... wait, does that say $800?

[00:24:58] Oh my god.

[00:25:04] I thought it was the new ones. I thought it was gonna be the new ones.

[00:25:07] Prophet?

[00:25:08] Y'all had me so hyped up, I'm not even sure-

[00:25:09] Chad, is that Prophet?

[00:25:10] I thought- so hyped up, I'm not even sure-

[00:25:11] Prophet or no! Prophet or no!

[00:25:14] No? Really?

[00:25:16] Yeah, you ask if it's Prophet. Yo, I'm about to fucking break.

[00:25:21] It's not Prophet!

[00:25:23] Pfft!

[00:25:24] Wait, how much was the trade up?

[00:25:28] How much was the trade up?

[00:25:31] Was it good bro?

[00:25:33] Jackson, I tried to profit in the Saturday, baby

[00:25:36] Motto, you're like, you know you can you can wear them and you're trying to get a motto

[00:25:39] Can I ask profit?

[00:25:40] Hey, that's good

[00:25:41] Let's see if he reads this

[00:25:45] I'm about to pow

[00:25:47] you

[00:25:49] If you keep your mission, I'm about to pow

[00:25:52] Yo, listen here

[00:25:55] How much you didn't lose?

[00:25:56] The trade-up was $1,600!

[00:25:59] He did a $1,600 trade-up!

[00:26:02] This guy's more of a degenerate than I am!

[00:26:05] That hand collection?

[00:26:07] I mean, they're at all this.

[00:26:10] Wait! $1,600 trade-up?

[00:26:19] Oh, five hundred dollars. Your turn.

[00:26:21] No!

[00:26:22] Listen, listen, I have one rule about cases.

[00:26:26] First off, we haven't done them in two days and I'm itching.

[00:26:30] First off, this is going to be our biggest case of opening ever and probably our biggest trade

[00:26:35] up ever.

[00:26:36] But my one rule is I cannot do any CSGO cases while the sun is still out.

[00:26:43] It's like jerking off, bro.

[00:26:44] No, seriously, it's a guilty pleasure.

[00:26:47] If I'm going to open CSGO cases, it needs to be dark outside.

[00:26:51] Literally like jerking off. I'm not kidding speed it up a sperm head. Don't rush my stream

[00:26:58] So yeah chat tonight. We are going to go fucking crazy on CS

[00:27:03] We should have

[00:27:05] 3000 to $4,000 to work with we're probably gonna lose every dollar we put in but it doesn't matter because it's gonna be

[00:27:11] Don't come in

[00:27:13] But we're probably gonna lose everything now chat

[00:27:15] We got to make our videos to react to!

[00:27:19] Now, today's video here is 14 of the most common low elo mistakes in Rainbow Six Siege.

[00:27:29] This is talking on ranked, level 20, level 30, copper, bronze, silver, even gold.

[00:27:36] Some people say it's low elo.

[00:27:37] I, as you know, am a 20 time champion.

[00:27:40] Don't say carry.

[00:27:41] I'm a 20 time champion.

[00:27:43] Maybe slightly carry.

[00:27:44] I'm a 20-time champion and I'm gonna be telling you if these are facts or cap. Let's get it. Let's go

[00:27:49] If you never made any mistakes

[00:27:51] Lock it!

[00:27:51] You would be champion over night

[00:27:53] Cap! Oh my god already cap!

[00:27:56] First cap of the video. What did he say?

[00:27:59] Be champion over night

[00:28:01] That's why I'm going to give you the 14

[00:28:03] If you never made any mistakes in Siege you would be champion over night

[00:28:07] BOSS!

[00:28:08] Half of the champions on my team

[00:28:10] Don't even drown!

[00:28:12] That's why I'm going to give you the 14 mistakes that are keeping you hard stuck and stopping

[00:28:18] you from achieving the rank that you deserve.

[00:28:20] Everything including how to take space, moving too much, the attachments you use, and how

[00:28:32] you place your claymores will be in this video.

[00:28:35] There are time stamps below if you want to skip to a certain mistake, leave a like if

[00:28:38] you enjoyed, and let me know if you enjoyed it.

[00:28:40] This mistake is not holding tight enough, angles.

[00:28:43] So, oh my god this is huge, oh my god!

[00:28:46] Last pause of the video, if I see one person in the YouTube comments or the Twitch comments

[00:28:51] counting my pauses, you're getting blocked.

[00:28:54] Last pause of the video.

[00:28:55] Bro, people who are new to siege come from like Call of Duty and they hold these wide

[00:28:58] angles and wonder why they never win a gunfight.

[00:29:01] Hold a tight angle.

[00:29:02] The less you expose of your body, the better.

[00:29:05] A lot of times, right, when people are holding angles, they think they need to

[00:29:09] give themselves enough. Time to react whenever the enemy crosses. So for example, if Buck

[00:29:18] is on the right side here and then walks to the left, I am going to hold this wide wide

[00:29:22] angle to make sure that I have time to react to Buck swinging. That is bad. Instead, you

[00:29:27] should be holding as tight an angle as humanly possible. So if instead I hold a very tight

[00:29:32] pixel like this, then whenever Buck crosses into the angle, all I have to do is move

[00:29:39] move out to the side. To buck it seems like it is an instant pre-fire because he's not

[00:29:44] ready for me to just suddenly appear like that. So one, it's almost impo-

[00:29:48] Wait a minute. Shifting tides champion, Charm. Yeah. Here's the guy who knows ball. Um, because

[00:29:53] I'm a charred, I know the exact season. This was the first season I ever had champion.

[00:29:57] Shifting tides, this season was in 2020. This was, I believe, the second ever season

[00:30:03] after champion cover. It went emberized and ship deads. That means this guy who

[00:30:07] made this video has been champed for six years. This is gonna be a good video.

[00:30:10] Appear like that. So one it's almost impossible to get killed off of this

[00:30:14] angle and I have infinite time to react because all I have to do is swing out and

[00:30:18] pre-fire him before he makes it to the other side of the door. This gives Buck

[00:30:21] zero time to react and works on basically any angle. So even here in

[00:30:26] sunrise if I see him come out of mud room then I can wide swing him and he

[00:30:30] will not expect me on that angle like that. Now next you are not

[00:30:34] capitalizing on weaknesses. What I mean by this is if they don't have any wall

[00:30:39] denial just get the wall open with like 15 seconds gone from the round right you

[00:30:43] should have this open as quickly as possible even if it's not a wall that

[00:30:47] you're going to end up playing just get it open fast so that would be it's

[00:30:51] it's so important to do things like this because the more walls you open up the

[00:30:56] more windows you open up the more doors you open up the more angles you

[00:31:00] open up, the more and more awkward it is for defenders to hold an objective. A problem a lot

[00:31:05] of coppers, bronzes and silvers have and even goals is they play so narrow to where it's like the

[00:31:11] defenders are only worried about one thing. The more things you open up, the more awkward it is

[00:31:17] for defenders to defend, period. Enemies have to watch it. Let's say you're droning, right? You

[00:31:21] drive up main stairs and you realize they have no traps, no barbed wire, there's nothing on

[00:31:27] main stairs right maybe there's a guy playing here but that's it what you can

[00:31:31] do is use that to crouch walk up the stairs yes this technique he's talking

[00:31:36] about is just called hitting a gap if there's no barbed wire no vision mind

[00:31:40] no malusiae no utility on a staircase I expect you to crouch walk up every time

[00:31:44] these are the plays that when you bounce simple pairs and because they have no

[00:31:49] kind of info on the stairs it's very easy to peek up and kill anyone at the

[00:31:54] top of the stairs, or just catch anyone in sight off guard.

[00:31:57] You should get used to droning out and figuring out these weaknesses as quickly as possible.

[00:32:02] Now one of the biggest mistakes that you can make in R6 is placing your claymores wrong.

[00:32:07] So usually when I see people place claymores, they've placed it something like this.

[00:32:12] If this is like how you place your claymores, then know that you're doing it wrong.

[00:32:16] This makes it very easy for a zombie here to come up, see the claymore, and shoot

[00:32:21] it.

[00:32:22] Now, you have nothing on your flank watch.

[00:32:23] Or maybe you heard them shoot it but if they have a suppressor then you're just dead.

[00:32:27] Now instead what you should be doing is look at the wall while placing the claymore.

[00:32:32] What this ends up doing is it makes only one laser show.

[00:32:36] This will make the claymores much harder to notice.

[00:32:39] Even though it is still pretty obvious you will be shocked at how much more often people

[00:32:45] do not see a claymore when only one laser is showing.

[00:32:49] I'm not going to lie, I literally died to that this morning playing solo queue on Clubhouse

[00:32:54] and I went 0-7 that game.

[00:32:55] The next mistake is not abusing Thorn.

[00:32:58] As of February 6th, this is 1T26th.

[00:33:00] Oh yeah.

[00:33:01] I was going to be talking to Slaab about this when we were QV2'ing the other day.

[00:33:06] Thorn is probably the best operator in the game right now.

[00:33:11] Her Thorns, I was going to let him explain but they detonate instantly.

[00:33:14] And when you combo it with barbed wire, it's just like, I want to have an orgasm.

[00:33:19] is insane. Let me give you a couple examples of how good her utility is. So

[00:33:24] one way that Thorn's utility is very good is for information. The only real way

[00:33:29] for them to make it past the Thorn is to full sprint past it. Now even if they do

[00:33:33] that, you still get info on where they're actually pushing, right? If the

[00:33:36] Thorn goes off, you know they're pushing in Hall of Fame. And if they

[00:33:39] are full sprinting, then it's very easy to peek and pre-fire them while

[00:33:43] they don't have their gun up. This will also work if they try to push

[00:33:46] past it and shoot it because you will still hear the thorn mine go off and their gun will

[00:33:50] be pointing up at the thorn mine instead of at you leading to a free kill.

[00:33:54] Thorn is also broken on windows, so for example if he tries to repel in, even if he makes

[00:34:00] it in the window and then is able to turn around and try to jump out, because of the

[00:34:04] faster activation he does not have time.

[00:34:07] And if you place barbed wire there then he doesn't have time to run away and if

[00:34:11] he tries to shoot it then if you're playing anywhere nearby then he is a free kill.

[00:34:15] And the final and potentially most broken aspect of Thorn is using them as an aggressive

[00:34:20] name.

[00:34:21] So what I mean by this is let's say there's somebody in bathroom here.

[00:34:25] If I want to push them, all I need to do is throw a Thorn mine into-

[00:34:28] This is some like stompin' shit, bro.

[00:34:31] You save like one Thorn if you're roaming.

[00:34:33] This could be good if one of you wants to.

[00:34:35] Bathroom.

[00:34:36] The Thorn mine will activate very quickly.

[00:34:38] So whenever it lands on the ground and then-

[00:34:40] Now they have to worry about the Thorn and they can't worry about you because

[00:34:43] They'll die to the thorn if they don't shoot.

[00:34:44] Activates, they have two options.

[00:34:46] Either die to the thorn mine,

[00:34:48] or they can turn and shoot at the thorn mine.

[00:34:50] If they turn to shoot at the thorn mine,

[00:34:53] then it means their gun is down and they are an easy kill.

[00:34:56] Or if they don't try to shoot the thorn mine,

[00:34:58] then they will most likely die.

[00:35:00] I like how this guy's doing fundamental tips

[00:35:02] and he's also mixing in like nuance,

[00:35:04] like meta stuff to the game

[00:35:05] because the meta always changes.

[00:35:07] Thorn was out of the meta for years

[00:35:08] and now she's like the best operator in the game

[00:35:10] but she's very underplayed.

[00:35:12] Like literally just because she doesn't have an ACOG, but like if Thor not an ACOG her pick rate leads into the room

[00:35:16] She's insane player. I to the thorn mine

[00:35:19] This also works for information if you don't know if someone's in a room because if the thorn mine doesn't activate then the room is probably clear because the

[00:35:26] Radius is massive now the next mistake is not abusing hard-breaching tech

[00:35:31] Essentially, you're just using every hard breach as a hard preacher, right?

[00:35:34] But there are a lot of hard-breaching tricks that make it infinitely easier will go over all of them

[00:35:39] But first let's start with Maverick. With Maverick you can make this entire wall soft only using roughly one fifth of your canister

[00:35:47] So all you need to do is go to the top of the wall and go from left to right

[00:35:51] Once you make it to this point and make sure that this little edge goes away

[00:35:55] And you'll see that stuff fall out of the wall then you can do the same thing on the bottom

[00:36:00] Just do it all the way across the bottom of the wall and now you can see the-

[00:36:04] Okay one thing though you really have to be listening for seafords if you're gonna do this

[00:36:09] in high high high ranks they'll already have the C4 like prepped in their hand

[00:36:14] because they know people are gonna bring maverick but if you're gonna do this in

[00:36:17] rec you really have to be listening for C4s because they can just throw it and

[00:36:20] your dad. The wall becomes soft now if you have a soft preacher on your team

[00:36:24] they can open up the wall and it work the exact same as a hard preacher. The

[00:36:28] biggest benefit is it also works if there is a bandit or a kid on the

[00:36:33] wall and there is no way to counter this other than shooting him. Now

[00:36:37] Next we'll go over thermite if this wall was bandit it then you have the issue where if you place the thermite on the wall

[00:36:44] It will get destroyed however

[00:36:45] There is also a way to get those bandits off of the wall with thermite all you need to do is if there is a soft floor

[00:36:53] Literally 1% of thermite players do this, but this shit is broken on the other side of the wall

[00:36:58] Then you can place the thermite on this side of the wall just place it far enough where it won't be destroyed by the

[00:37:03] the electricity. Then, whenever you set off the thermite, it will destroy the entire...

[00:37:08] Look at that. I'm telling you, bro, there's a lot of stuff you can do in this game.

[00:37:12] ...the bottom of the wall. Not only can this potentially get you a prone angle into the

[00:37:17] site, but if it is a bandit or a mute, it is very easy to shoot them.

[00:37:22] And finally, we have Ace. Ace has a very similar trick to thermite, but it makes

[00:37:26] slightly smaller holes. The nice thing about Ace Charges is only this center part here

[00:37:31] actually gets destroyed by the bandit. So if you place the H charge down and the sides extend into

[00:37:38] the electrified wall, then it's fine. It will still blow up and destroy any bandit on the other

[00:37:44] side of the wall. Or if it doesn't destroy it then thrown and shoot it real quick. Now the

[00:37:48] wall doesn't have any electricity and you can just throw an H charge on it. Now Ace can also

[00:37:53] use the exact same technique to destroy electrified hatches. So if I place an H charge

[00:37:58] Next to the hatch it doesn't get destroyed by the electricity, but since the sides extend on to the hatch

[00:38:04] It actually blows up this section of the hatch if you do that twice the hatch is open now

[00:38:09] The next mistake is giving yourself terrible timing

[00:38:12] So let's say you spawn over here on clubhouse

[00:38:15] The first thing you want to do is you want to shoot down this window here

[00:38:18] This will make it so that way you don't make noise later in the round whenever you open up the window

[00:38:23] It'll already be open and the defenders might forget about it now whenever this wall is opening up

[00:38:28] over here. It makes a lot of noise. So, whenever they act like...

[00:38:32] Dude, yeah, you can let the explosion happen and then jump in the window as it happens.

[00:38:36] Let's say the ace or the thermite, then what you can do is you can drop down here using the sound to

[00:38:41] mask it, jump in the window, and because everyone will be distracted by the wall opening,

[00:38:46] it will be a bunch of free kills. A lot of times you can hop in, kill this guy here,

[00:38:50] kill anybody playing top garage through the holes, and essentially win the round for your team.

[00:38:54] Now for the enemies it'll feel like terrible timing because they'll be looking at this window here

[00:38:59] Then they'll look away at the breach now. See this is just not even a timing thing. This is about like

[00:39:05] Masking sound more so at the second they look away to the breach you jump in the window and you kill them

[00:39:11] And it's because you figured out how to make the enemies have terrible timing now

[00:39:16] The next mistake is not taking space after you get a kill

[00:39:19] So if I open up this wall here, then if there is an enemy playing in here for example right here

[00:39:25] Or maybe over here on this corner

[00:39:27] Then if I kill that person and then stay outside, right?

[00:39:31] Maybe I'm worried about somebody swinging here. I just don't go inside. That's very bad

[00:39:36] Once I kill that first person I need to push in and I need to take the space

[00:39:41] This gives the attack all of this extra space here

[00:39:44] And that's because if you don't take the space, then it gives the enemy the ability to retake that space instead.

[00:39:50] If I look away for even one second, and we don't have anybody in there, and then let's say I come back,

[00:39:56] Frost could easily be anywhere in here and kill me while I'm not expecting anybody to be there, because we didn't claim this space.

[00:40:03] Now the next mistake is droning too far ahead.

[00:40:06] Oh my god, this is my favorite tip in the video, bro. I love to explain it, but bro, this is like such high level shit.

[00:40:13] When you are droning, you should only ever drone to like the way I would describe it.

[00:40:19] I know I said I'm going to let him explain it, but I have a really easy way to describe it.

[00:40:23] Only drone in positions where you can actually get a kill.

[00:40:27] You shouldn't be droning five rooms over because then the drone just gets shot and the guy can be anywhere.

[00:40:32] Drone like one room next to yourself, one room next to yourself, where you can actually get a kill.

[00:40:38] Don't drone like eight rooms ahead because the information's meaningless.

[00:40:41] rooms ahead make sure there's nobody in there and now I take this space this will make sure that they

[00:40:47] do not have time to retake the space before you have it for example if I drone this room and then

[00:40:54] I drone this room and it's all clear now I get off my drone and now I have to run all the way over

[00:40:59] there with how it takes for me to get there for someone to already have taken the space by

[00:41:06] by the time I get there.

[00:41:07] But if instead I only drove two rooms ahead, right?

[00:41:10] If I'm here and I drone this room

[00:41:12] and then I drone this room,

[00:41:14] if all of this is clear,

[00:41:16] then if I get off of my drone,

[00:41:17] I will be close enough to hear anybody running in

[00:41:20] and know that they are there.

[00:41:22] Then the next mistake is not saving your drone.

[00:41:24] What you should absolutely not be doing.

[00:41:27] I think you should have one person on your team

[00:41:31] every round.

[00:41:32] Now this only applies to like five stacks,

[00:41:35] You should have one person on your team every round who kills their drone and finds out what site they are, what defenders they have, so you know how to attack.

[00:41:44] Five people saving a drone is like some copper shit. You should definitely have at least one person joining the site every time.

[00:41:50] He is driving your drone directly into the bomb site. You can get basically all the information that you need regarding what operators they are running, etc.

[00:42:00] by staying outside of the bomb site and just watching them set up.

[00:42:03] For example, I just saw Mira.

[00:42:04] I don't even need to scan her.

[00:42:06] Now I leave and drive it back to spawn.

[00:42:08] What happens if you drive your drone into the site

[00:42:11] during prep phase and get it shot

[00:42:13] is now you've lost half of your information

[00:42:16] that you would have otherwise had.

[00:42:18] Or just, you know, even better tip.

[00:42:21] Instead of like, going on TikTok, you could drown.

[00:42:26] Like, bro, I'm solo tubing seed this morning.

[00:42:29] Literally, the guy in Game Chat is just blasting TikToks.

[00:42:33] This is like Diamond Eel-O-Soto, by the way,

[00:42:36] on the first week of the season.

[00:42:38] This guy's blasting a TikTok in the entire prep phase.

[00:42:42] It's like, I'm gonna go on Ash.

[00:42:43] It's like, all right, don't do that, my God.

[00:42:46] Especially since drones directly lead to kills,

[00:42:49] constantly, right?

[00:42:50] If I see Mira here on this angle and I do a z-ping,

[00:42:53] then it makes for an easy pre-fire and an easy kill.

[00:42:56] A huge mistake that you are making is not using the clock properly.

[00:43:00] So, uh, nevermind, this is my new favorite tip.

[00:43:04] If this person is allowed to just run in and start the plant here, or let's-

[00:43:08] I'm not even kidding when I say this.

[00:43:09] I would say 99% of players in Siege, uh, over swing in 1v1s instead of just playing

[00:43:16] the objective.

[00:43:17] Probably 99% of the time.

[00:43:18] Okay, maybe you're just playing back here in Hookah.

[00:43:21] Sure, you can play back here and maybe deny the plant.

[00:43:24] And there's also the chance that they'll be able to smoke it off and get the bomb down.

[00:43:28] This is just a 50-50 fight.

[00:43:30] This is not what you want to have.

[00:43:32] You need to play in spots that'll help delay the time.

[00:43:35] For example, maybe put some Jaeger ADS's back here or some of my discs over here and play

[00:43:41] behind this bar here.

[00:43:43] They've taken 15 seconds to get to the balcony, then they've wasted a minute clearing

[00:43:46] you out of here.

[00:43:47] And now your teammate is maybe right behind this bomb, maybe here behind tank bar

[00:43:52] and then you also have somebody here.

[00:43:54] Now they're going to have to go to this window.

[00:43:56] Maybe they need to send somebody VIP side.

[00:43:58] All of these things are going to take way...

[00:44:00] Click another thing to keep it simple.

[00:44:02] One v one scenario, you're defending.

[00:44:04] There's 15 seconds left.

[00:44:06] What do you do?

[00:44:08] What do you do?

[00:44:09] Should you swing him or hide?

[00:44:11] Jack, what do you do?

[00:44:12] Do you swing or hide?

[00:44:15] What do you do?

[00:44:16] One v one scenario, you're defending 15 seconds left.

[00:44:19] Why are you typing swing?

[00:44:21] All you have to do is hide in a corner listen for him to diffuse then slowly approach him

[00:44:29] It's that simple because instead of there being a 50-50 gunfighter

[00:44:32] You guys both staring at each other, which is what everybody does. He's gonna have to literally stop planting a bomb

[00:44:38] Grab his gun from the floor point up at you and kill you while you're just staring exactly where he is

[00:44:44] Like it makes the gunfight so awkward for him

[00:44:47] more time than they have. Another thing you can do to help delay time is run

[00:44:52] more trap operators. For example, if you have lesion in certain places, especially

[00:44:56] right next to doorways like this, as you can see, it covers half the doorway, so

[00:45:01] when they walk through, they still get hit by the lesion mine. This means they

[00:45:04] have to back off, take it out, and now they have to check every single

[00:45:08] doorway and constantly be looking at the floor to make sure they don't step

[00:45:10] on a lesion mine, which also potentially makes them a much easier kill

[00:45:14] since they're not actually looking at you. These kind of psychological tricks and just holding extra

[00:45:19] areas on the map help delay a ton of time and will win you a ton of rounds. Now the next mistake

[00:45:24] is moving too much. Okay, never mind. This is the best tip in the video. I've said this three

[00:45:30] times now, but this is the best tip in the video. People who play siege after playing Call of Duty

[00:45:36] or fucking Fortnite or whatever, they move too much. They make way too, the biggest thing

[00:45:43] is you make way too much noise and you end up, when you move so much, you end up just walking into

[00:45:48] other people's angles and you just die. The less you move in this game, the better, period.

[00:45:53] This includes things like leaning, walking side to side, crouching, or even pruning. The issue

[00:45:59] with that is it makes it much harder to aim. So for example, if I'm ADS'd at this thing here,

[00:46:04] if I lean to the right, then my crosshair is no longer on it. If I lean to the left,

[00:46:07] my crosshair is no longer on it. If I crouch, my crosshair is no longer on it. If I

[00:46:11] I prone my cross there's no longer on it if I move from side to side my cross

[00:46:15] There's no longer on it meaning for all of those things right every time you lean

[00:46:19] Every time you move every time you crouch you have to try and come and it's a common misconception, but like

[00:46:25] People think like everybody jerks off to like movement

[00:46:28] Brother the more you move the less accurate you're gonna be period like it's literally that simple

[00:46:35] Say for it with your crosshair putting on accuracy is everything because the time to kill and see just so fast

[00:46:41] You can do a quick peek, a shone peek, crowd spam, prone, pre-fire.

[00:46:46] If somebody just headshots you, it doesn't matter.

[00:46:48] Lot more stress on your aim.

[00:46:50] Because if I peek somebody, right, and then I lean this way,

[00:46:53] then I need to compensate.

[00:46:54] Oh, and then I crash, right? I'm trying to dodge bullets.

[00:46:56] But look at how much my crosshair goes off of it.

[00:46:59] This is if you don't have perfect aim, right?

[00:47:01] All of your crosshair is just going to be going all over the place.

[00:47:04] And this is going to cause you to miss lots of shots.

[00:47:06] Because anytime your crosshair is not on it,

[00:47:08] then the bullets are just going to end up around it.

[00:47:11] This is why a lot of people whip, and if you stop moving so much,

[00:47:14] then you will have a much better time in siege.

[00:47:17] Now, the next mistake is exposing yourself to too many angles at once.

[00:47:21] So, for example, let's say I'm going to...

[00:47:23] This also applies to, like, C.S., Valorant,

[00:47:25] push into Penthouse here.

[00:47:27] What a lot of people end up doing is they just kind of hope that they see them,

[00:47:31] and then they get hit by something like this.

[00:47:33] You're just exposing yourself to too many angles and not actively checking them all.

[00:47:38] Instead you should be methodically clearing angles. For example, first I check this angle here

[00:47:43] Then I'll peek out and I'll check behind these couches here

[00:47:45] Then I need to check back here

[00:47:47] Then I need to check this angle and this angle and this angle and then finally

[00:47:52] I would end up seeing ash after I check here and swing right here

[00:47:55] I need to check all of those and then you get pre-fired by a zam. I'm kidding

[00:48:00] Realistically, bro

[00:48:01] That's called cutting the pie very important spots and since this was one of the angles stoppings like the goat at that

[00:48:07] I would end up seeing Ash. Maybe you are checking angles, but you're not being thorough enough

[00:48:12] So you're checking this angle and then you're kind of looking behind the couch here

[00:48:15] And then you're kind of looking checking this angle and then Ash kills you here because there is an extra angle that you didn't check

[00:48:22] Now the next mistake is using the wrong attachments a lot of oh my god

[00:48:26] This is important people say that you should lock in always use a cog flash either vertical grip and laser now while I agree

[00:48:33] This is typically the best combination of attachments. That's not always true

[00:48:38] An obvious example is any time you can run a DMR if you're going to run a DMR

[00:48:43] Then yes, the ACOG is still good

[00:48:45] But you're gonna run a muzzle brake and a horizontal grip and a lot of times no laser since you're going to be holding lots of angles

[00:48:51] Another example is shotguns, right? You always want to run iron sights

[00:48:55] You want to run a suppressor if it has available and then you always want to run a laser on it

[00:49:01] And finally, there are a lot of full auto guns where other attachments are.

[00:49:05] I believe for LMG's compensator is the best, I think.

[00:49:08] Better. For example, if you're going to run the G36, this has basically no recoil at all.

[00:49:14] So, you're either going to want to run a suppressor or an extended barrel.

[00:49:18] The extended barrel will give you extra damage and the suppressor will make it harder for the enemies to know where they are being shot from.

[00:49:24] And then even on other guns, let's say, for example, Vigil's K1A,

[00:49:29] you are going to want to run a horizontal grip on it, right?

[00:49:32] You want to run the flash hider with the horizontal grip

[00:49:34] because an extended barrel and a horizontal grip

[00:49:36] kind of does make the recoil crazy.

[00:49:38] But because Vigil has almost no recoil,

[00:49:40] the horizontal grip giving you that extra speed

[00:49:43] on a Romer is extremely useful.

[00:49:45] And then finally, sometimes you do want

[00:49:48] to run the compensator.

[00:49:49] This is if the operator has a lot of horizontal recoil,

[00:49:52] as you can see by the recoil pattern.

[00:49:54] If the bullets go out to the side a lot,

[00:49:56] that is what the compensator will help with.

[00:49:58] whereas the FlashHider helps with vertical recoil.

[00:50:00] Now the next mistake is not swinging enough.

[00:50:02] A lot of siege YouTubers constantly preach the fact

[00:50:05] that you should stop over peaking and swinging too much.

[00:50:09] While this is good advice,

[00:50:10] I think it has gone too far in the wrong direction

[00:50:13] where now it feels like people are constantly afraid to peek

[00:50:16] where they just end up sitting in a room like this

[00:50:18] for basically the entire round

[00:50:20] because they're not willing to swing

[00:50:22] and try to kill anybody on site.

[00:50:24] Sometimes you just need to swing.

[00:50:26] Now you can get help from things like flashbangs, right?

[00:50:29] Maybe you swing or be swung, rubber.

[00:50:32] Flash out the angle.

[00:50:33] This lands at her feet because flashbangs are proximity-based

[00:50:36] in Siege.

[00:50:36] It will still blind her.

[00:50:38] That will allow you to take the space

[00:50:39] with her being fully blind,

[00:50:41] and you'll be able to kill her behind the pillar here.

[00:50:43] Or maybe you drone it out first,

[00:50:44] hang where she is, and use that jump.

[00:50:46] Also, like, instead of swinging,

[00:50:48] I think the best thing you can do

[00:50:50] is just quick peek for intel.

[00:50:51] If you don't have a drone.

[00:50:53] Like, because if you can quick peek,

[00:50:54] you can kind of like see if someone's there,

[00:50:56] and then like come back to cover.

[00:50:58] I don't think like just peeking is smart, Peter.

[00:51:00] Prefire, but in any case,

[00:51:01] sometimes you just need to take the space, right?

[00:51:05] You need to play aggressive and you need to-

[00:51:07] I mean, bro, very good video.

[00:51:09] Wait, even if it's scary.

[00:51:11] Very good video.

[00:51:12] I'm not gonna lie.

[00:51:13] That guy was champ for like six years on PC.

[00:51:16] He knew what he was talking about.

[00:51:17] Very good video, Chad.

[00:51:19] Very good video.

[00:51:20] Now, Chad.

[00:51:21] I did not pause 43 fucking times!

[00:51:26] Shut that stupid shit up!

[00:51:29] It is time for our craziest FIFA pack opening of all time.

[00:51:37] Everybody lock the fuck in!

[00:51:43] Look at what's in the shop.

[00:51:45] Read it.

[00:51:46] I gotta go have a seat.

[00:51:49] What's in the shop?

[00:51:58] Can't read it. I gotta go have us.

[00:52:10] I gotta go have us.

[00:52:12] Ladies and gentlemen, Hivemind!

[00:52:24] Joe.

[00:52:26] Did you see what I just showed you?

[00:52:31] We have some icon playerfix.

[00:52:35] Yes we do.

[00:52:37] Not just any icon playerfix.

[00:52:39] These packs are $35 apiece!

[00:52:45] Wait!

[00:52:46] I'm just going to talk with you about Robert Sala.

[00:52:50] Who?

[00:52:51] Wait.

[00:52:52] Say his name again?

[00:52:55] Robert Sala.

[00:52:56] Wait, isn't that a guy?

[00:53:00] Robert Sala?

[00:53:01] Wait, oh that's an NFL coach.

[00:53:05] Oh.

[00:53:06] Are you fucking dumb?

[00:53:08] No, bro, these packs have icons. The greatest players never play football. Wait, there's a 92 Pogba with 5 stars skill moves, 5 star weak foot.

[00:53:21] Oh my god. Alright, we're gonna spend a shitload on packs. These packs are loaded!

[00:53:28] Bro, everything! We already have 15k fever points. Oh my god.

[00:53:33] Oh my gosh. Okay. High fives. I need you for these. All right.

[00:53:40] Okay. Here's how this is going to work. High fives.

[00:53:43] I'm going to open this icon player pick. All right.

[00:53:48] 35 bucks.

[00:53:49] Yes. $35 icon player pick. I'm going to be completely blindfolded.

[00:53:54] You are going to select the player that I pick. All right.

[00:53:59] even want you to tell me anything about the players just select the player okay okay

[00:54:11] maybe tell me their position in their country but don't say they're overall all

[00:54:17] are you ready are you ready are you like actually ready

[00:54:44] Yep. Ready to go. Ready.

[00:54:47] Okay. Put the blindfold on now.

[00:54:50] Alright, I'm going to have my headset on so I can listen to the pack.

[00:54:53] Okay.

[00:54:55] Oh, wait, hold on. I need to be able to hear you, and that was smart.

[00:54:58] Yep.

[00:55:01] Hi, boys and women, you're picking the player, okay?

[00:55:04] Okay. And I'm only telling you the position and the country.

[00:55:08] That's it. Don't tell me the overall, unless I beg.

[00:55:12] Hi guys, wait, can you see, can you see, okay?

[00:55:17] Hi guys, these are $35!

[00:55:20] Yeah.

[00:55:21] Ready?

[00:55:22] We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.

[00:55:26] Bang!

[00:55:28] What's the position?

[00:55:31] What's the country?

[00:55:34] center middle country is Australia what is that one Argentina how the fuck did

[00:55:47] you mix up okay that might be it's his name Mascher on no okay ready for the

[00:55:57] The next one.

[00:55:59] Hello!

[00:56:02] Striker?

[00:56:03] Inglings.

[00:56:05] What?

[00:56:06] Striker?

[00:56:08] Inglings.

[00:56:10] Hi, guys!

[00:56:12] Not bad!

[00:56:13] How is the card? Is the card guys?

[00:56:15] Okay.

[00:56:19] Which card do I select?

[00:56:20] Would you tell me?

[00:56:22] PG.

[00:56:25] C-A-M?

[00:56:26] Oh my god! Hi guys!

[00:56:29] Cam is the best position in FIFA, because they can play Cam in normally other positions.

[00:56:35] Did you hit the country?

[00:56:36] No no.

[00:56:38] Brazil.

[00:56:39] Oh my god!

[00:56:42] This is it! This is it!

[00:56:43] Okay, should I pick him?

[00:56:46] Um...

[00:56:47] Which one should I get, hi guys? Which one?

[00:56:50] Remember, whatever you pick is what I'm going to.

[00:56:56] PIT THE BEST GUY! DON'T FUCK AROUND!

[00:56:59] I'm not fucking around, bro. I'm doing my research here.

[00:57:02] It's just called a chat patch.

[00:57:05] Wait, you're asking the chat? No! Don't listen to them!

[00:57:09] Okay. Go left twice?

[00:57:13] Yup. Right once?

[00:57:16] Wait, what? What?

[00:57:17] Oh no, he's selected!

[00:57:18] WOAH! WOAH!

[00:57:20] Did I pick him?

[00:57:22] WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!

[00:57:24] Left, twice, right, once! What does that mean?

[00:57:27] Dixie, you gotta listen to me, bro.

[00:57:29] Fifa? Yay! This was coded into the game.

[00:57:34] If you do a combination, then that's package juice.

[00:57:37] So just listen to me, okay? We gotta do a combination, 70 to 80 code.

[00:57:41] Alright? You gotta listen to me. You gotta listen to me straight.

[00:57:44] Now, hey!

[00:57:47] Hey!

[00:57:49] Right!

[00:57:52] Left!

[00:57:54] Right, right. Hey.

[00:57:58] X. Up.

[00:58:02] Hey. You ever see that? Who did we get?

[00:58:06] Who was that? Come on. Not bad. We got

[00:58:10] so crazy.

[00:58:14] Nice. Come on.

[00:58:18] Come on.

[00:58:22] Wondering if I put that.

[00:58:24] So great for the bad, bro.

[00:58:35] That pack was $35.

[00:58:40] Well, listen.

[00:58:42] When you said Cam in Brazil, I thought it was gonna be caca.

[00:58:46] Who the fuck is that?

[00:58:49] I've never heard of this guy.

[00:58:51] in my life.

[00:58:53] Fucked up.

[00:58:55] He's a great player.

[00:58:57] He's a legend, by the way.

[00:58:59] Fucked up that you don't know.

[00:59:03] I'm not ungrateful, Chad.

[00:59:05] That pack sucked.

[00:59:07] Alright, thanks.

[00:59:09] Here we go.

[00:59:11] Don't put the blindfold on just yet.

[00:59:13] I'm gonna suggest the pack.

[00:59:15] Wait, I'm just gonna do this.

[00:59:17] Alright. Ready?

[00:59:19] Okay, we're not doing Michael. We've heard that hold on

[00:59:27] I don't know a check right there. I don't know a check right there

[00:59:35] He's not behind him

[00:59:47] David what?

[00:59:49] 90 rated striker? Who the fuck is David?

[00:59:55] Not bad.

[00:59:57] Arrrrgh!

[00:59:59] Finalize, are you ready?

[01:00:01] Remember, we want Johan Freud, Ronaldinho, or Ronaldo.

[01:00:10] We're about to pay late.

[01:00:12] Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have to pay late too.

[01:00:14] Oh, it's from the Netherlands!

[01:00:21] Wait, that's really, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up.

[01:00:24] That could be Christ.

[01:00:25] Is it Christ?

[01:00:26] Um...

[01:00:27] You're going to die, Frank!

[01:00:28] You're going to die!

[01:00:29] You're going to die!

[01:00:30] You're going to die!

[01:00:31] You're going to die!

[01:00:32] It's him, but let's see him back.

[01:00:33] Wait, say you, wait, hi guys!

[01:00:34] Hi guys, put it on your mother's life.

[01:00:35] His name is CRUFFX.

[01:00:36] Say you sweet hi guys!

[01:00:39] Hi guys, put it on your mother's life. His name is C-R-U-Y-F-F.

[01:00:46] Uh, no.

[01:00:49] You're an evil sack of shit. Why would you say it's him bro? Oh my god. Bro, you're an evil sack of shit!

[01:00:57] Who is it?

[01:01:04] A center middle from the United States of America.

[01:01:15] Is it Clint Dempsey?

[01:01:17] No.

[01:01:19] What?

[01:01:21] What overall?

[01:01:22] This is good though. This is good.

[01:01:25] Center mid from USA. We don't have anybody besides Dempsey. Is it a girl?

[01:01:30] Yeah, yeah, yeah, what overall?

[01:01:34] Nightingale wrong

[01:01:35] fast

[01:01:37] Okay, not bad. Could be good. That could be good. Oh

[01:01:43] Okay

[01:01:45] from England

[01:01:48] Is an England lad? He's a lad from England David Beckham

[01:01:55] Who should I get, bro? Who should I get I'm thinking

[01:02:06] Yeah, 35 dollar back pick the guy

[01:02:11] So we didn't get Christ

[01:02:13] Alright, I know left, left, left, A, select confirm.

[01:02:26] Yep.

[01:02:34] Very good.

[01:02:37] That's your shabby, James. Not too fucking shabby.

[01:02:41] that's the best goalkeeper of all time but the thing is we already have 92 overall

[01:02:46] yashin that's fine you know what that is right there why did you say it was

[01:02:51] croy if you evil bastard bro that's Edwin van der Sar bro up your ball

[01:02:59] knowledge that's like the best keeper ever we can it's untradeable

[01:03:08] Chat, but like, like chat.

[01:03:13] Here is my club.

[01:03:14] We don't need Van Der Sar guys.

[01:03:16] We already have Yashin.

[01:03:18] Look, here are the positions we need.

[01:03:21] We need a left wing, bad.

[01:03:24] Right wing, bad.

[01:03:26] Left back, bad.

[01:03:28] Centerman's, bad.

[01:03:31] We have Maldini though.

[01:03:33] We're paid to winning feats.

[01:03:35] Yes, how about it, yeah.

[01:03:36] So you're saying we got Yoshi on...

[01:03:39] No, not fucking Yoshi!

[01:03:41] Yashin!

[01:03:42] Not Yoshi!

[01:03:44] Yashin!

[01:03:46] Oh, who is that? Who is that?

[01:03:47] He's a 92 overall keeper from Russia.

[01:03:51] Really good.

[01:03:52] That's why we should not have got van der Sar.

[01:03:54] High vibes.

[01:03:55] The position we need, we need striker, bad.

[01:03:58] We need left wing, bad.

[01:03:59] We need right wing, bad.

[01:04:02] Yeah.

[01:04:03] Center mid, bad, and left back, bad.

[01:04:05] Okay, not bad. Yo, you said you can't steal these cards? Really?

[01:04:12] Yeah, if he puts like, literally bigger scammers than CS go.

[01:04:16] Ready?

[01:04:17] Not bad.

[01:04:18] Bro, but it's all worth it if it's just R9. Please be R9!

[01:04:22] Here's our last pack of the day, folks. Last pack.

[01:04:26] See ya!

[01:04:35] I've never heard of you guys out there in my fucking life.

[01:04:39] Chop it and pop it.

[01:04:44] Who the fuck is that?

[01:04:48] My packs are so bad!

[01:04:51] We don't quite overspill though, James.

[01:04:53] Alright bro.

[01:04:55] Hi guys.

[01:04:57] I'm gonna- listen.

[01:04:59] Yeah.

[01:05:01] Here's what's gonna happen.

[01:05:03] You're not gonna say it works.

[01:05:04] I'm going to turn my back. I'm going to open all three of these cards, leave the room,

[01:05:11] come back, blindfolded and whatever card you tell me, don't tell me any information. Just

[01:05:17] tell me what you want to pick. Okay?

[01:05:19] Yeah, I'm going to give you no reactions.

[01:05:22] Are you ready?

[01:05:23] Yeah.

[01:05:24] Oh my God, my hat. Hold on, my hat bad stuff. This is our last one. This is our last

[01:05:33] 35 bucks on these.

[01:05:36] It's gotta be good.

[01:05:38] It's good for this moment.

[01:05:40] Bro, why is my headband stuck on my headset?

[01:05:47] There we go.

[01:05:48] Hi, boys, you ready?

[01:05:49] All right.

[01:05:50] Yeah.

[01:05:50] Here's what's gonna happen.

[01:05:51] This guy in the chat, hold on.

[01:05:52] This guy in the chat said, he spaced it out, so he said it.

[01:05:55] B-A-L-D.

[01:05:58] Thanks for reading that.

[01:05:59] Hi, guys.

[01:06:00] I'm gonna open all three of these at once, okay?

[01:06:03] I'm not don't say anything. Just tell me which one to pick instantly

[01:06:10] Ready one yeah, two

[01:06:15] Three which one do I pick?

[01:06:28] Wait

[01:06:33] Who did you skip past? Who the fuck did you skip past?

[01:06:43] What?

[01:06:45] I didn't skip past.

[01:06:47] Who did you skip past?

[01:06:49] Uh, I mean, Taylor was there, but you said quick, said fucking fast, so I don't kind of, I'm sorry.

[01:06:56] Wait, I'm gonna check the YouTube stream.

[01:06:59] Chad, who did we skip? Who did we skip?

[01:07:03] Vidditch?

[01:07:10] It's a good selection from the kid.

[01:07:21] Don't have a selection.

[01:07:23] I'm not like...

[01:07:25] They just rocked you, bro. They rocked you.

[01:07:30] Okay, you did you did okay

[01:07:35] All right have us I'm gonna go spend probably $500 on packs right now, which we luck

[01:07:49] Wrong game we don't want golds in FIFA

[01:07:59] What's the best time we can get chat wait what

[01:08:21] What?

[01:08:22] Wait, I think this card is actually good.

[01:08:30] Wait, let me try this.

[01:08:35] Um...

[01:08:37] Nope, he's shit.

[01:08:39] Shit.

[01:08:42] Yeah.

[01:08:43] High-bives, FIFA packs have the biggest fucking scams ever.

[01:08:47] Like...

[01:08:48] Are we getting a trade?

[01:08:49] The players?

[01:08:50] Bro, it's not CSGO, like this game's a scam!

[01:08:56] I'm not stopping till we get something crazy!

[01:08:59] I'm done letting this game get the best of me!

[01:09:02] I'm not stopping till I get something insane!

[01:09:05] Chad, that's not sexist, guys, that's not sexist.

[01:09:08] I thought Prokheem was gonna be worse on me.

[01:09:11] So...

[01:09:13] What? What? What? What?

[01:09:16] I'm getting 100k people points, I don't care.

[01:09:19] I'm getting no I'm getting a hundred KG points. I don't fucking care. I'm not fucking stop me until I get something

[01:09:32] There's a $40 packing FIFA

[01:09:40] Striker Jamaica what?

[01:09:49] Wait, wait, wait! Who is that?

[01:09:53] Mommy! Mommy's built me! Sit on my basement!

[01:09:57] Six seven, six seven!

[01:10:14] Shut the fuck up!

[01:10:16] Wait, perfect!

[01:10:18] What a 5!

[01:10:20] Bang!

[01:10:22] Who is Kapusta?

[01:10:24] I don't... I don't know who that is!

[01:10:28] Not the worst.

[01:10:30] Bang!

[01:10:32] 5-4-5!

[01:10:34] Wait, wait, this is really decent!

[01:10:36] This is...

[01:10:38] Aitanuri! Aitanuri!

[01:10:40] That can be good! That can be good!

[01:10:42] Who is Itakura?

[01:10:44] I

[01:10:49] Had nacho

[01:10:55] We need a lot back. Yes, we need

[01:11:27] I

[01:11:40] That's not bad

[01:11:44] No, no, no, no

[01:11:51] Orville

[01:11:54] Shit

[01:11:57] Wait, she's bad as hell.

[01:12:01] Bro, bro, footballers are so hot.

[01:12:12] Chat, she's bad as hell.

[01:12:14] Gwynn, Bayern Munich, she's.

[01:12:21] I'm saying she's 17.

[01:12:22] What?

[01:12:24] No, she isn't.

[01:12:25] TAP! Come on! No see it in WHAAAAT!

[01:12:32] Oh, not just 26.

[01:12:35] Bro, why, like, why, why, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

[01:12:40] I'm doing 100k FIFA points. I'm done.

[01:12:44] I'm getting every bundle in the shop. I'm getting every bundle.

[01:12:49] Gold!

[01:12:50] Have us. We don't want gold in FIFA. Like, it's only gonna-

[01:12:53] We want golds and FIFA on the first week. That's it. We're like 20 weeks into the year.

[01:13:05] Golds are ass now. We don't want golds, dude.

[01:13:09] Well, it's just a little confusing. I built my brain to go to gold and now it's wrong.

[01:13:15] Oh! Hi guys. It says already owned. No, no, no. I'm gonna use it.

[01:13:23] It says already owned, high fives.

[01:13:25] Like this doesn't, this is like getting a blue,

[01:13:27] let me, how do I wire this to your brain?

[01:13:30] It's like getting a blue and CS go,

[01:13:32] then getting the same blue again, all right?

[01:13:35] That's what this is.

[01:13:36] Stop chatting, oh, or I'm gonna end the fucking stream.

[01:13:44] Of course I was finding.

[01:13:47] Yeah, no shit, every game I put money into scams.

[01:13:51] What are you saying oh for this card is worth 15k max maybe 10k

[01:13:59] 30k no that's not 30k that's not 30k 20k

[01:14:04] Stop grabbing!

[01:14:14] Shadow care I'm spending literally 100,000 people points I'm done with these shitty

[01:14:19] fucking pack openings 500k pack lock in

[01:14:25] Wait good animation

[01:14:30] What country is that what country is that what country is that?

[01:14:39] One besokka

[01:14:44] Hungry

[01:15:16] Yes bro, it's Liverpool. Yes.

[01:15:20] Cam.

[01:15:21] England.

[01:15:22] England.

[01:15:23] La Liga.

[01:15:24] Battalion.

[01:15:25] Oh my god.

[01:15:26] No, fuck Real Madrid.

[01:15:31] Puchel, Puchel.

[01:15:36] Who the fuck is Claudio Praga?

[01:15:42] I don't know who that is.

[01:15:45] That could have been where all the work.

[01:15:50] It's okay.

[01:15:51] Can't stop getting discouraged, right?

[01:15:52] We just got a good card.

[01:15:53] Just 200 cash.

[01:15:55] Yo, I need ones that are tradeable.

[01:15:57] I need tradeables.

[01:15:58] These fucking scam!

[01:16:01] 90s baby pack?

[01:16:06] Please.

[01:16:07] Yes! Yes!

[01:16:08] Yes! Yes! Yes!

[01:16:10] Shriver!

[01:16:12] Nigeria!

[01:16:13] What?!

[01:16:13] Who is not joe?

[01:16:23] She's got them.

[01:16:33] Are they charitable?

[01:16:35] Charity packs charitable?

[01:16:37] Of course they're not.

[01:16:38] It's fucking scam, fucking company.

[01:16:40] La mingama he can't wait he can't wait bro this scam-ass company

[01:16:49] She's not 15 shut the fuck up

[01:16:57] Good animation let me know where

[01:17:10] that we walk out.

[01:17:12] Oh!

[01:17:14] 9-4-1!

[01:17:16] Yeah, but it's a Madrid player, bro.

[01:17:20] Bro, you got it.

[01:17:22] Oh!

[01:17:24] Yeah, yeah.

[01:17:26] High vibes.

[01:17:28] High vibes.

[01:17:30] We did it!

[01:17:32] High vibes.

[01:17:34] Our rule in this stream is we always quick sell Madrid players, bro.

[01:17:38] Fuck Real Madrid, um, Aviz Gabbarsan, bitch.

[01:17:47] Why do they- the only packs they've given me of good cards was Val Verde that I quick-sold

[01:17:53] and Rudy.

[01:17:54] Out of the step.

[01:17:55] Out of the step.

[01:17:56] The only, like-

[01:17:57] Out of the step. Out of the step. The only like...

[01:18:07] That card was good though.

[01:18:09] Yeah, I know, but it's Madrid. We don't use Madrid players.

[01:18:14] DC, it doesn't matter what team they're on.

[01:18:16] It matters, bro. Madrid is annoying as fuck.

[01:18:21] It doesn't matter what team they're on. They're on our team. You know what I'm saying?

[01:18:25] So they could be on another team, but they're on the other team at the end of the day.

[01:18:29] You gotta remember these things.

[01:18:30] Bro, how am I supposed to Madrid?

[01:18:34] Let's watch that.

[01:18:43] Gold? I mean, are the packs getting worse?

[01:18:46] What is this?

[01:18:47] Rodgrey.

[01:18:51] Yo, how am I supposed to stop saying lying league?

[01:18:53] It's Premier League.

[01:18:55] What is Kaisada?

[01:19:05] 85 rated?

[01:19:16] What happened?

[01:19:17] Enguro, enguro, cante?

[01:19:18] So what happened?

[01:19:19] What happened?

[01:19:20] Hold on.

[01:19:21] Dang!

[01:19:22] I'm not even kidding I might be worth something. I'm not even kidding I might be worth something.

[01:19:37] Wait, the packline's good today.

[01:19:50] gonna stop until I get something insane. I don't care how long we have to sit here.

[01:19:54] I'm not gonna stop until we get something insane. Good animation.

[01:19:58] Really sorry. Set it back. Front shot!

[01:20:05] That's not his body!

[01:20:10] Who is Samaka?

[01:20:13] Bro, I've never heard of that guy in my life. I swear to God.

[01:20:28] Bahra! Bahra! Bahra!

[01:20:35] Not bad.

[01:20:36] No, it's pretty bad. That back sucked.

[01:20:39] Did you just have to keep looking for it, bro?

[01:20:41] Yeah bro, I've invested thousands into this game. I haven't got a single player worth a million.

[01:20:46] Not one.

[01:20:48] Here it comes, here it comes.

[01:20:50] Please be credible.

[01:20:51] Here you go.

[01:20:52] Go ahead and make it.

[01:20:53] Striker!

[01:20:54] Striker!

[01:20:55] Let me go speed.

[01:20:56] Please, did he get a bumper?

[01:20:57] You know he did it, right? No way.

[01:21:01] It's the time behind him.

[01:21:04] Please stop.

[01:21:06] Hold on.

[01:21:09] Hold on.

[01:21:11] This is what come on to oh my gosh

[01:21:41] I can't give this company any more money.

[01:21:45] I need to take a shower after this.

[01:21:48] Good animation.

[01:21:50] Blasphemy.

[01:21:52] French.

[01:21:54] Bundesliga.

[01:21:58] 98.

[01:22:11] That was not a bad pack

[01:22:18] Bro his overall it went down like it stopped so fast mustonies work more

[01:22:28] Oh wait wait only 87 pays what kids

[01:22:34] Lack of that wait our luck is that's cards always good and people maybe not any more

[01:22:48] Yeah, what do you mean speed oh?

[01:22:51] Watkins I see yeah, is it is it lack of that always good all right. Let's get speed. Let's get speed

[01:22:58] I don't know this is brutal guys. This is really brutal. This is hard

[01:23:08] Right now Watkins was good though

[01:23:17] Let's let it go

[01:23:19] That's not bad at all, yeah.

[01:23:21] No, but it is bad, but we've gotten that card a hundred times.

[01:23:26] Oh my god, double gold? How's that a $26 pack?

[01:23:30] How is that a $26 pack, though?

[01:23:34] This is why, right here, the moment leads up to this.

[01:23:41] I'm actually about to kill myself, bro. I'm not even like, I'm not even fucking kidding.

[01:23:44] These packs are so-

[01:23:46] FUCKING SCAMS!

[01:23:48] Fucking scams, EA Sports, you fucking scamming, fucking bitches, fuck you EA Sports!

[01:23:59] $26 for fucking duplicate!

[01:24:12] Wait, wait, hold on, wait a minute.

[01:24:15] That's really good, that's really good, it's not insane, I'm not stopping till we get

[01:24:41] It's something insane.

[01:24:43] It's really good though.

[01:24:44] Really good.

[01:24:46] Bank!

[01:24:49] Shabby!

[01:24:50] Shabby!

[01:24:51] Shabby!

[01:24:52] Shabby!

[01:24:56] Oh?

[01:24:59] We did it.

[01:25:00] No.

[01:25:02] Bro, how is Shabby four star four star?

[01:25:06] Bro, that's a bar some legend, man.

[01:25:10] Still good.

[01:25:11] That pack was insane!

[01:25:13] That pack was like a 900K pack!

[01:25:15] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[01:25:17] That was actually profit on that pack, I'm not even kidding!

[01:25:19] 30 bucks.

[01:25:21] What we got?

[01:25:25] How many people? How much have we spent today?

[01:25:28] 135, 135, 135.

[01:25:30] I'm gonna keep going to my card to clients out of the care.

[01:25:33] Or I get something insane.

[01:25:35] I don't care.

[01:25:41] I can feel that something insane is about to happen.

[01:25:46] I can feel it.

[01:25:48] Something insane is about to happen.

[01:25:51] 20,000 FIFA points.

[01:25:53] Bro, there's a 92 Pogba in packs.

[01:25:56] 92 Pogba.

[01:25:57] I mean, we got it.

[01:25:58] We got to get Pogba.

[01:25:59] You don't know who the fuck that goes to be.

[01:26:02] I mean we got it, we gotta get pump up.

[01:26:06] You don't know who the fuck that goes to be.

[01:26:11] One of the greatest ones we ever saw.

[01:26:16] Bro, what's gonna mean this part is many a piece with the overall.

[01:26:26] It's not a bad part then, but it's not America.

[01:26:32] God, if I just not having SPC, fodder makes this even harder to do.

[01:26:38] I just spent $20 for one card, I mean, like, yo, are there tradeables in here, or what?

[01:26:45] Are none of the packs tradeable?

[01:26:49] All items are untradeable.

[01:26:51] All items are untradeable.

[01:26:52] Okay, this is tradeable.

[01:26:53] This is tradeable.

[01:26:54] This is tradeable.

[01:26:55] This is tradeable.

[01:26:56] Wait!

[01:26:57] Wait!

[01:26:58] Wait!

[01:26:59] Wait!

[01:27:00] Oh my God!

[01:27:01] Who do I?

[01:27:02] Huh? Huh?

[01:27:13] Oh my god!

[01:27:14] My son!

[01:27:19] Shut the-

[01:27:24] Bro, even these are shit!

[01:27:27] See, yeah, we're gonna do the tradable so we can actually get coins.

[01:27:29] I don't know what I was thinking.

[01:27:31] bro is there a better tradable pack or is it laterally just that why do people do this

[01:27:37] listen bro you see the you see the icon at the top

[01:27:40] you see how it's lit up and it has like two air rooms

[01:27:43] that means it's tradable so you don't have to interact with the pack bro

[01:27:47] wait let me look again

[01:27:50] I'm stuck

[01:27:52] I'm stuck I'm stuck

[01:27:54] I'm stuck

[01:27:56] Tell us two tradibles, we can do more packs like that too.

[01:28:03] We gotta do tradibles.

[01:28:07] Wait, how do I show you what you mean?

[01:28:12] Oh, I see.

[01:28:14] You're right, I have mine.

[01:28:18] Wait, these are tradibles.

[01:28:22] These are tradibles.

[01:28:24] Who the fuck is Baldy? I want somebody good!

[01:28:37] Not bad, kid, not bad!

[01:28:44] How about it, metal shit, like, how about it, we're trying to get like, 92 pubb, that's

[01:29:00] where the bar is right now.

[01:29:02] Okay, well, let the bar be in high ground, love it.

[01:29:06] Because you wanna know why?

[01:29:07] We're about to get it right here, right now!

[01:29:09] We just got, bang!

[01:29:12] These are terrible.

[01:29:13] This is happening, you're gonna die.

[01:29:16] Google Postal, fire!

[01:29:18] That's the best player in Scotland.

[01:29:46] The best Scottish footballer in the world. I'm not kidding. That's a really good

[01:29:50] wait

[01:29:52] That is the best Scottish footballer

[01:29:56] Bro

[01:29:58] That's a good fucking ball bro. We got a new tradeables chat of it. What I was thinking we have to be tradeables

[01:30:04] Because I think the point

[01:30:07] Yeah

[01:30:09] I don't I would have so much point. I didn't know though. I'm sorry

[01:30:26] Who's that who's that who's that who's that?

[01:30:33] Atleti go saw this

[01:30:39] Focus. Focus. Hit it from the back. No look.

[01:30:55] I should have been tradeable the whole time I'd have like five million coins I could buy whatever I want.

[01:31:05] What is wrong with me?

[01:31:08] Golly.

[01:31:12] The Austria?

[01:31:20] Siegel?

[01:31:25] Bro, I know, but at least we get coins.

[01:31:41] How much coins do I have?

[01:31:44] That's it!

[01:31:45] Bro, I spent like three grand!

[01:31:48] I should have been tradeable the whole time trying to have so much coins.

[01:32:05] Oh don't tell me that's what I think it is.

[01:32:10] Come on.

[01:32:12] Bang!

[01:32:13] Watch this, high-fives.

[01:32:15] Spread it out.

[01:32:16] Watch this, ready?

[01:32:18] Right, like this.

[01:32:19] Bang!

[01:32:20] And then watch.

[01:32:21] Next one.

[01:32:23] Bang!

[01:32:29] Bro, the thing is the tradable packs are just shit.

[01:32:32] I mean, that's the reality of this scam ass company.

[01:32:39] You think they do choose the packs where you can't trade it?

[01:32:42] Yeah, 100%.

[01:32:46] This is terrible. This is terrible.

[01:32:59] Bro, who is one besaka? Who is that?

[01:33:03] I don't know what to do bro, I'm just getting fucking, I'm not stopping until we get something

[01:33:15] worth at least a middle.

[01:33:16] And it'll be tradable too.

[01:33:21] Please.

[01:33:24] Wait I thought I was supposed to get, oh that one's just the pack.

[01:33:27] Where the player picks are like scams bro, cause I just keep getting the same five cards.

[01:33:34] Come on, get in there!

[01:33:36] See ya.

[01:33:40] You gotta get an animation on this one.

[01:33:51] Norway? What?

[01:33:53] Dunham?

[01:33:57] Who the fuck is Dunham?

[01:34:02] Bro, I don't know these guys.

[01:34:08] Who is Dunham?

[01:34:23] What is this car?

[01:34:25] That stupid ass?

[01:34:27] What is that?

[01:34:29] How do you see someone?

[01:34:31] How do you see someone?

[01:34:35] Whoa, she's bad as hell.

[01:34:38] Who is that?

[01:34:41] Um...

[01:34:42] Oh!

[01:34:44] Not bad!

[01:34:46] Not bad!

[01:34:48] Yup.

[01:34:49] Bro, we gotta do tradables, tradables is the method.

[01:34:54] We gotta do tradables.

[01:34:55] Well, imagine how much money you're gonna have to buy a new car.

[01:34:58] Well, if we keep ripping FIFA bats, I'll be able to get to 10 million gold.

[01:35:02] Wait, so what car do you really want?

[01:35:04] I'll look up the price.

[01:35:06] Uh, dude, there's so many.

[01:35:08] Like, I can show you the bundle.

[01:35:10] Or I can show you the bundle.

[01:35:12] You're insane.

[01:35:13] Every game!

[01:35:14] Every game!

[01:35:19] Like, hi guys, let me show you.

[01:35:21] Gimme it!

[01:35:24] Bro, do you want me to show you or do you want me to show you?

[01:35:26] Yes, yes, yes.

[01:35:27] Alright, look.

[01:35:28] I'm looking right now, like, pay late, like 96 pay late goes for 7.3 million.

[01:35:34] Yeah, but like, this is the bundle that we're looking for right now.

[01:35:37] This is what we'll be able to bring in.

[01:35:39] Fuck, birthday is the bundle.

[01:35:41] So, like, here's what we can get.

[01:35:44] We could get 92 paubub, 92 Claudia Pina, 92 Pedro would be insane. Puskas, Samuel Eto, those would be like insane.

[01:36:02] Yeah, I mean those coins go for a lot of things.

[01:36:05] How much is the 92 Claudia?

[01:36:07] Paubub, Paubub goes for 3.6 million.

[01:36:12] Yeah.

[01:36:13] Like, bro, if we get Pogba, like, do you realize how insane that is?

[01:36:22] Jamaica.

[01:36:32] You won't get Pogba.

[01:36:33] Yeah, bro.

[01:36:34] Yep.

[01:36:35] Yep.

[01:36:36] Just like people said, I would never lose weight.

[01:36:39] Is this going to mess up our cases later, like if my card gets the blinds?

[01:36:53] Last one.

[01:36:54] Last bundle here.

[01:36:56] Pogba, please.

[01:36:58] Can you still pull team 1?

[01:37:01] Team 1 cards?

[01:37:04] No.

[01:37:05] No.

[01:37:06] No, you can't.

[01:37:07] No!

[01:37:08] No you can't.

[01:37:09] You can only buy them.

[01:37:11] Can't pull them.

[01:37:14] Damn bro.

[01:37:15] Cause I'm looking around here, there's one car that's like, it says extinct.

[01:37:20] It's like an all-in-market.

[01:37:21] Fuck.

[01:37:23] What's the best one in Team 2?

[01:37:25] Is it Pogba?

[01:37:26] It's gotta be Pogba.

[01:37:28] Yeah.

[01:37:32] Bro, bro, 92 Pogba?

[01:37:35] Oh my god.

[01:37:37] Come on.

[01:37:39] I'm in Petri.

[01:37:42] How much is Petri?

[01:37:46] Like 2 mil?

[01:37:48] 2.2 mil, yeah.

[01:37:50] Bro, that would be insane.

[01:37:55] I almost want to do an untradable, but I can't.

[01:37:58] I have too much, like, hatred.

[01:38:04] Pinata pack good start centerman wait. Oh my god

[01:38:22] I just feel like every time I do keep attacks I just I just never feel like I get a fair spin

[01:38:28] Never like I never feel like I get a fair spin

[01:38:34] Wait, someone said there's an FPC where you can do one of 90 plus?

[01:38:45] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:38:50] Guys, where's the 90 plus?

[01:39:00] Upgrades?

[01:39:03] I see 89

[01:39:05] Well, I don't see the 80 the 90

[01:39:14] Chatter to see it. I don't see it. I don't see it

[01:39:22] How much do you see oh my god, okay, we have to do this

[01:39:33] Okay, it's a 90 plus foot birthday team one or two. Oh

[01:39:40] my god

[01:39:42] Brother brother brother that's what we need advice

[01:39:45] Now what are you squad builder love?

[01:39:49] Jack how do I use squad builder?

[01:39:52] Thought account in with the 10 gift in yo appreciate you bro. Yeah, how do you squad builder? How do you squad builder?

[01:40:03] Got me when you want, got me when you need, got me when you want it, got me when you want it.

[01:40:11] I

[01:40:28] Right no, bro, it's team wait wait wait who could be getting team one

[01:40:35] Who could be getting team one

[01:40:41] So, Lanine?

[01:40:49] How much?

[01:40:50] How much?

[01:40:51] How much?

[01:40:52] How much?

[01:40:53] How much?

[01:40:54] How much?

[01:40:55] How much?

[01:40:56] Lanine gives us four million.

[01:40:57] Oh my God!

[01:40:58] This could be it!

[01:40:59] This could be the solution to all of our problems!

[01:41:00] Not everyone that did SPC!

[01:41:01] Wait, but it's untraceable, right?

[01:41:02] Yeah, but it doesn't matter.

[01:41:03] Like, he'll just start on my team.

[01:41:04] Okay.

[01:41:05] Like he'll just start on my team.

[01:41:07] Okay. Um, Ronaldo, Ronaldo's in there. He goes for 6.7 million.

[01:41:13] What?

[01:41:16] Yeah.

[01:41:17] Cristiano Ronaldo?

[01:41:19] Yeah.

[01:41:20] What rating?

[01:41:22] 92.

[01:41:24] What's his shot? Like 99?

[01:41:27] Uh, no, his shooting's 94.

[01:41:30] VASK?

[01:41:35] Yep.

[01:41:47] Bro, this can actually be insane.

[01:41:50] You're one of the demons of the weeks, Christ!

[01:42:00] So, what are like the big dogs we can get from this SBC?

[01:42:20] Me?

[01:42:20] So, for team one, Lameen, Ronaldo, um, we're not seeing anyone else, for team one.

[01:42:37] For team two, Talcba.

[01:42:43] Oh my god, this could be insane!

[01:42:45] High-bives could be insane!

[01:42:47] Patrick!

[01:42:48] Yeah.

[01:42:50] Petri?

[01:42:51] Yeah.

[01:42:52] Petri Pogba Lameeth.

[01:42:53] Jack, can I do unlimited of these?

[01:42:56] Can we move on?

[01:42:58] Yeah.

[01:43:13] Best God of Slair.

[01:43:15] I can only do two vats.

[01:43:22] Come on.

[01:43:27] What the fuck in?

[01:43:31] That's it.

[01:43:33] Alright bro at least wipe through a lot more.

[01:43:37] Let me just go over it again.

[01:43:40] Alright who could we get?

[01:43:42] For team one,

[01:43:44] Ronaldo, he's a 92 overall.

[01:43:48] Obviously you can't trade it,

[01:43:49] but that card is worth about seven million right now.

[01:43:53] Got it.

[01:43:55] I'll come in my pants.

[01:43:57] The meme is also in team one.

[01:44:01] For team two,

[01:44:04] Paul Gubba.

[01:44:07] Pedri.

[01:44:08] Pedri.

[01:44:09] I mean-

[01:44:10] Let's do it.

[01:44:11] Let's do it.

[01:44:13] Bang!

[01:44:15] Please, wrong place, please, come on.

[01:44:19] Broke.

[01:44:23] Oh, I'm gonna be sick, I'm gonna be sick.

[01:44:27] I'm gonna be sick.

[01:44:29] Oh, God.

[01:44:31] Oh, no.

[01:44:35] It just sounds really bad.

[01:44:37] That was like the worst case scenario.

[01:44:40] We have one more of those I believe

[01:44:43] Let me fill up my FPC storage really quick

[01:44:46] So I see no more packs. So I need more father. Let me get father. I

[01:44:51] Can now I can do the untradable because I have space

[01:44:58] Baricola all right you ready to have us

[01:45:02] We can do the big boy packs now because we actually have space like father

[01:45:10] I

[01:45:17] Know

[01:45:20] Jack no way

[01:45:27] We got a thing is he can't start and I can't say it's like just literally a stand who's that

[01:45:32] That's more father's

[01:45:43] Wait wait wait wait wait wait Bails cards are always expensive always

[01:45:55] Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Ninety-six base terrorist mail! Ninety-six

[01:46:15] Oh my god!

[01:46:23] Let the fuck out!

[01:46:27] We did it.

[01:46:30] Hold on more, more, more, more, father. We're new to another SPC.

[01:46:33] Obviously we're going to spend the rest of our people points into as many as we can for our meeting, father.

[01:46:41] So we can do it-

[01:46:42] Insane

[01:46:46] Yes

[01:47:01] This car is worth like five mil probably I'm not fucking kidding. I swear to God. I'm not kidding hi guys

[01:47:08] Wait, let me make sure I see him.

[01:47:10] High-vives, high-vives.

[01:47:11] That's the best card I've ever pulled in FIFA in my entire life.

[01:47:14] High-vives, high-vives, high-vives, high-vives.

[01:47:17] That card right now, 4.2.

[01:47:20] No, no, do you understand?

[01:47:22] High-vives!

[01:47:23] I just got Darren's bail!

[01:47:26] And the next back, I got Dino!

[01:47:30] Oh my God, I'm actually gonna cry!

[01:47:33] I'm actually gonna fucking cry!

[01:47:35] Bro! What the fuck just happened? Somebody please flip that! I just got bail! I just got bail!

[01:47:45] Bro, back to back? No, I'm actually not a fan. High-vives 4.5 million! Bro, oh my god!

[01:47:57] Wait, let me add it to my club, let me add it to my club, let me add it to my club.

[01:48:00] We're finally paid a winning! Bro, I'm gonna play so much FIFA tonight, Chad.

[01:48:04] after my like stream bro I'm gonna get I'm gonna be in like day three

[01:48:10] bro oh no no like this is actually insane brother bro we've done FIFA packs

[01:48:18] on stream for three years I've met I've never packed a card with formula ever

[01:48:23] this is like the best pack I could have gotten like it was so random bro the

[01:48:31] The spawn rate of this card is probably like 0.0001%.

[01:48:35] I'm not even kidding.

[01:48:37] And then it was literally right after we packed Bale.

[01:48:40] What are the fucking odds?

[01:48:42] Actually, bro, tab, look at my club.

[01:48:45] I got it, I got it.

[01:48:48] Bro, have eyes, I'm gonna suck your cock, bro.

[01:48:50] I'm gonna suck your cock.

[01:48:52] What?

[01:48:53] No, bro, Bale into Dino.

[01:48:56] Oh my God, my team is in chain now.

[01:48:59] Just instantly, my team has been sane.

[01:49:02] That is insane, Javi as well.

[01:49:04] Checking anybody else with my left back.

[01:49:08] We got Matt Tomaday.

[01:49:11] Give me this guy.

[01:49:13] Bro, I just need a striker and it's over.

[01:49:15] If I get a striker, oh my God,

[01:49:16] I don't even need to open packs anymore.

[01:49:19] Bro, I can't believe that absolutely just happened.

[01:49:23] Bro, that's insane, bro.

[01:49:25] Bro, a 1.5 million coin card,

[01:49:29] The next pack is 4.5 billion.

[01:49:32] What chat?

[01:49:32] What the fuck just happened?

[01:49:34] What just happened?

[01:49:37] What just happened?

[01:49:39] I thought like a rare net is that it's...

[01:49:43] Bro, like that's like a less than...

[01:49:47] I can sound like Tom a day, hold on.

[01:49:51] Bro, that's like getting back to that golds in CS.

[01:49:55] I'm not even kidding.

[01:49:56] Oh my God.

[01:49:58] So listen, is, is, is, is Bayle a Madrid player?

[01:50:07] Oh,

[01:50:08] Bayle is a Madrid player, but Bayle was my favorite Madrid player.

[01:50:12] It doesn't matter. What did you say?

[01:50:14] What was the rule?

[01:50:15] Bro, I can't, bro, I can't quick sell.

[01:50:17] You got, you, hey, what are the rules of the club?

[01:50:21] We're starting them now.

[01:50:25] I have to quick sell every Madrid player.

[01:50:28] But hi guys, it's carrot fail, bro. It's the only Madrid player I love, bro

[01:50:36] He can play striker. Oh my god. It's over. Oh, I'm never losing a game again. Hi guys, please don't do this to me

[01:50:50] Who could play wing who can my right wing be

[01:50:54] Who can my right wing be chat?

[01:50:57] Keeps our bad news.

[01:50:59] It's your rules bro.

[01:51:01] Bro.

[01:51:03] It's your rules bro.

[01:51:05] Technically, Vail is mainly known as a hotspot as player.

[01:51:11] Hi guys.

[01:51:13] You still made me do this bro.

[01:51:19] I'm not good with a Vail.

[01:51:21] You know what?

[01:51:23] So here's my team now after that pack opening I have 96 pace bail holy shits as a fucking

[01:51:42] striker I have 99 pace out of water and then I have Dino who is the best card I've ever

[01:51:50] got in my entire FIFA career. Chad, I've never had a 94 Dino. Oh my God. How much do you know who

[01:51:58] this guy is, right? You know what it is, right? No, no clue. No clue who that is, to be honest.

[01:52:05] I've never seen him in my day in my life. How nice. This guy's like top five most famous

[01:52:10] footballers ever. I'm not even kidding. This guy is literally, it goes like Ronaldo, Messi,

[01:52:17] and then Ronaldinho, like, how about this guy is like the third most famous footballer

[01:52:24] of all time. I'm not even kidding.

[01:52:26] What did he do? He scored a lot?

[01:52:29] He had, like, some of the greatest skill moves ever.

[01:52:35] Insanely, Pacey, like, one of the most beautiful players to ever play the game.

[01:52:41] I mean, Brazilian legend. He played with Messi when Messi was young.

[01:52:46] like AC Milan like bro this guy played in like so many clubs

[01:52:51] insane player

[01:52:53] Literally like top five most famous footballers ever. I'm not kidding. I can't believe I don't know that guy

[01:53:00] It's literally not possible it's not possible. I can't

[01:53:09] You want to see yeah, I want to see your record

[01:53:12] 8 wins, 3 losses.

[01:53:19] To be fair though, one of my losses I lagged out, the other 2 losses, I didn't have Ronald

[01:53:30] E. New and Garifail.

[01:53:32] Alright, so we still have 2 more packs.

[01:53:38] What did we get Dino out of?

[01:53:40] was this. We got bail out of this as well. This backstreeting is nice.

[01:54:03] I don't know. Six, seven.

[01:54:10] I thought that was going to be crazy for a second, all right, let's do an SPC, hi guys,

[01:54:30] Let's see what an SDC, bro that pack's choosed.

[01:54:34] That pack's taken.

[01:54:36] Is that pack limited?

[01:54:38] I think.

[01:54:39] Yeah.

[01:54:41] It'll be done after.

[01:54:42] Wait, are we done with the 90?

[01:54:44] No, no, we're not.

[01:54:45] No.

[01:54:47] Bro, I don't even care.

[01:54:48] Like we got Dino, like, oh my god.

[01:54:57] Oh.

[01:54:58] You know what? Not mad about it. Not mad about it, yeah.

[01:55:04] Not mad about it. Chad, is there any other SBCs?

[01:55:06] We can do one more SBC. Which one should we do?

[01:55:17] Put Anthony at right wing. Wait, really?

[01:55:22] Over out of Warren? Wait, really, Chad?

[01:55:27] We're out of Warrant.

[01:55:41] Oh yeah.

[01:55:43] Five star, five star, okay.

[01:55:46] Wait for Jack, one of four 88 plus icon!

[01:55:57] Who is Chabamcom? I've never heard of that guy. Chabamcom? Bro, Robin Van Persie. Yo,

[01:56:16] Guys, where is it at? Where is it at?

[01:56:25] Which one is it?

[01:56:30] 89 birthday. Is it this one, Chad? This one?

[01:56:39] You missed it.

[01:56:40] What?

[01:56:41] Don't say yes.

[01:56:42] Okay.

[01:56:43] Now, what's the only thing I'm sorry about?

[01:56:48] Now that, hi guys, this one's going to be insane because we have to submit an 89 squad

[01:56:53] and an 88.

[01:56:54] It's going to be insane.

[01:56:55] Lock the fucking hive mind!

[01:56:56] I'm not going to overpay on this one because I need to save my high overalls.

[01:57:07] Timber to the right. Timber to the right.

[01:57:17] BOOKE I DO SRAKA!

[01:57:19] Chad, who could we get from this? Ebrech Humavich? Bro, we got Ronaldinho today! Oh my god!

[01:57:28] I actually cannot believe that happened, bro. Like, legitimately.

[01:57:31] Oh my god my FIFA lock is better than my CS luck. I cannot believe that happened wrong. Wait, what do you mean wrong?

[01:57:46] I just submitted a squad.

[01:57:49] You missed it and then everybody said yes, it was correct.

[01:57:55] Yeah, but guys this is an 89 and an 88 squad. There's no way this isn't insane

[01:58:15] To the 89 plus bro, but I just wasted a full squad chat

[01:58:19] I don't see it. I don't see the 89 plus. I don't see it. This. This. Bro, you guys are

[01:58:44] What do you mean?

[01:58:46] This?

[01:58:50] Max $80.

[01:58:56] Oh! This!

[01:59:02] Team 1 player bitch.

[01:59:08] Damn. This.

[01:59:10] Bro, but this is cheap.

[01:59:12] there's no way it's good. So, this is the Lameen team right? Yes, they should have Lameen and Ronaldo.

[01:59:24] Yeah. Okay. They should have Lameen and Ronaldo.

[01:59:34] They're saying this is a really good...

[01:59:37] They're also saying don't overpay if you're not overpaying.

[01:59:44] So I can get the lease?

[01:59:46] Yes, I did it this time so you can get the lease.

[01:59:57] They're saying you're overpaying, James. I'm not overpaying, bro. I'm not.

[02:00:04] No, I'm not.

[02:00:11] Not a band chat, no I'm not.

[02:00:14] No, I'm not.

[02:00:21] Wait, so we can get the meme from this?

[02:00:28] I'm not!

[02:00:33] Wait, so we can get Lameen from this?

[02:00:36] Yes, this is Lameen and Ronaldo for Q1.

[02:00:40] Oh my god.

[02:00:50] What are your rules with Ronaldo, by the way?

[02:00:52] What are your rules with them?

[02:00:53] Because obviously, you know, Messi becomes...

[02:00:55] What happens if you get remodeled up, but I don't think you cross that bridge there?

[02:01:10] Hi guys.

[02:01:11] I'm not quick-selling a 7 million card.

[02:01:15] No.

[02:01:16] A 7 million coin card?

[02:01:20] I'll get my cancelled.

[02:01:23] Oh, that was good, I guess.

[02:01:30] Oh, it's an ammo.

[02:01:35] Oh, that was good, I guess.

[02:01:43] Well, yeah, well that I mean that was good, I guess

[02:01:49] You think you're up on the casino or down? Oh, today I'm up

[02:01:59] Alright

[02:02:03] Yeah, let's get a let's do one more pack and then let's go on battle do the icon pick I

[02:02:09] Could do that, but let me get more info

[02:02:13] What am I gonna about it?

[02:02:16] Bro, we packed Ronaldinho today and Gareth Bale. Oh my god

[02:02:26] All right, last pack

[02:02:43] He's a legend, but I don't think his cards go for that much.

[02:03:05] Yeah.

[02:03:07] Wait, does he?

[02:03:11] Not bad!

[02:03:12] I mean no way we could start him though, Chad.

[02:03:18] Alright, one more back.

[02:03:22] What?

[02:03:23] Us?

[02:03:24] Yeah, but then I'm doing math music.

[02:03:29] No.

[02:03:31] You're up.

[02:03:36] Carlos Cavas?

[02:03:40] I

[02:03:46] Now we have fodder, so what one should we do chat what SPC?

[02:03:55] Right I'm feeling really get something crazy out of that to see what SPC

[02:04:05] 88

[02:04:06] Wait chat, don't just say icon say the exact one

[02:04:13] Say the exact name

[02:04:27] Wait, so it should be one of four 88 plus on core this one chat

[02:04:36] Yes, that one. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[02:04:40] Oh, good. I'm going to start this one.

[02:04:45] High-mised lock-in, bro.

[02:04:48] That's not overpacked. This could be insane.

[02:04:54] With how lucky I'm getting today, I never get lucky in FIFA.

[02:04:58] I'm going to do the high-rated first, yeah.

[02:05:04] Bro, this one's gonna be disgusting because I'm submitting an 89 rated squad, an 88 rated squad, and an 87.

[02:05:17] So, I mean, it has to be worth it. There's no way that this is making you donate cards, right?

[02:05:26] Right, bro FIFA scams more than CS actually now FIFA doesn't scan more than CS but CS scams more than anyone

[02:05:35] But FIFA scams pretty hard. I would say FIFA probably scams the second most

[02:05:46] Jack what games scams more FIFA or CS I

[02:05:52] Think CS I think CS

[02:05:56] I hate when this shit happens.

[02:06:03] Can we run a poll on that chat?

[02:06:07] Which game scams more?

[02:06:10] I'm actually curious to chat, see what y'all say.

[02:06:16] Alright man, can I get the 89-rated squatter, what?

[02:06:23] Yeah, I agree, Jeff.

[02:06:45] I would say CS, scams more than people, but they both scams.

[02:06:53] pro today's been actually fucking insane like I'm not gonna I got rid of

[02:07:01] prince bro the chat just says everything's an overpack I got rid of

[02:07:05] Prince who's a horrible ass card

[02:07:08] Prince is worth like four to get, card sucks.

[02:07:27] Prince is terrible, trust me.

[02:07:29] I know what I'm doing on Pete's camera.

[02:07:34] If you know, you know, okay, the channels.

[02:08:04] God, today has been the best FIFA pack opening ever of my life!

[02:08:17] This could be a crazy way to end it here, Tess.

[02:08:20] Crazy way to end it.

[02:08:31] This could be a crazy way to end it.

[02:08:35] This could be a crazy way to end it.

[02:08:41] Why is bro always talking?

[02:08:43] Cause I'm streaming bro.

[02:08:44] SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[02:08:46] Bro we actually got Dino today.

[02:08:50] I cannot.

[02:08:51] That is the best beef attack I've ever opened in my life.

[02:08:55] $30 pack, 4 million, 4.5 million coin.

[02:08:59] Dino.

[02:09:00] And then the pack before his fail I cannot believe that huh what is that

[02:09:12] Yeah

[02:09:14] The

[02:09:44] This could be it Chad. This could be like, we already had an insane opening. This could make it even more insane.

[02:09:52] I'm telling you guys, this is going to be the better SBC. Trust me. You're a DJ in every game you play. Yep.

[02:10:00] Come on. Not today, actually one today. Ha ha!

[02:10:04] It's not a retweet chat.

[02:10:13] I'm not really a DJ.

[02:10:14] I'm gonna keep it a lake, keep it a lake.

[02:10:26] Guys lock in.

[02:10:30] This can be...

[02:10:31] This can be insane.

[02:10:33] Lock in, lock in.

[02:10:37] Whoa.

[02:10:42] Come on. Come on!

[02:10:44] We're almost done!

[02:10:47] Bro actually drinks coffee, LOL.

[02:10:49] Yeah, I guess that's a roast now.

[02:10:51] I guess literally everything's a roast!

[02:11:00] You just overpicked it, yeah.

[02:11:02] Bro, I got him.

[02:11:15] Wait, I almost accidentally overpaid that.

[02:11:17] Okay, that was almost a really bad overpaid.

[02:11:20] That was almost bad.

[02:11:32] It's not really a roast!

[02:11:42] Frank, anybody?

[02:11:50] Please be good, this can be the answer to all my problems bro.

[02:12:00] How about this, not yet, after this theme here.

[02:12:10] Frank, anybody?

[02:12:15] Last one here, last one.

[02:12:23] I've never seen the brouhina 87 in my whole life, I've literally never seen that, it's

[02:12:47] It's time, high-fives.

[02:12:48] Focus!

[02:12:49] Focus!

[02:12:50] Focus.

[02:12:52] All right, I'm gonna go pee and then I'm gonna rip this,

[02:12:54] all right?

[02:12:54] I'm gonna go pee and then I'm gonna rip this.

[02:12:56] Let's go, let's go!

[02:13:09] Very interesting.

[02:13:17] I have the power, I can figure out a way to control his Xbox from the PC.

[02:13:46] You can.

[02:13:53] If you have to just take control of this fucking controller, I can't.

[02:14:10] I can't do that.

[02:14:40] Alright, hi guys, this has already been the greatest back opening ever.

[02:14:48] This could take it to the next level.

[02:14:50] Are you ready?

[02:14:51] Wait a second, why do you sound like that?

[02:14:53] The real voice.

[02:14:54] What do you mean?

[02:14:55] The real voice, you draw?

[02:14:56] I left my stand up for like a minute round, like mommy choked me.

[02:15:10] Sit on me, mommy, real voice.

[02:15:12] Mommy, mommy, sit on me, you have eyes, I fucking despise you!

[02:15:21] Fix my voice!

[02:15:25] Now!

[02:15:27] I didn't know Michelle didn't do anything.

[02:15:30] I was showing the whole time.

[02:15:32] Now you look stupid.

[02:15:34] Next.

[02:15:35] Alright, yep, I'm hanging up.

[02:15:36] This guy's demonic.

[02:15:37] Chad, this guy's literally demonic.

[02:15:39] One of four, 88 plus on Korak on pick.

[02:15:59] Not bad.

[02:16:00] Pretty good, but good.

[02:16:07] Not great.

[02:16:08] Yeah, that's my SBCs, like, are just... it's okay, I can't even complain.

[02:16:37] I'm sure y'all can laugh it's not worth it shut that shit up

[02:16:41] Some psycho in the chat just said worth it brother brother my sbc was like 900k in value

[02:16:48] Show your team look at my fucking team

[02:16:51] Guys it's time for our first ever time on valorant, but first let me show off my squad

[02:16:58] So let me take you guys on a journey to gni fc

[02:17:01] On road to division one in pay-to-win FIFA

[02:17:04] At Striker, we have the greatest Welsh footballer of all time, Gareth Bale.

[02:17:11] One of the greatest spurs of all time and probably the only Madrid player that I've ever loved.

[02:17:17] Gareth Bale, I love you forever and always.

[02:17:21] The moment I fell in love with Gareth Bale was that play where he literally was running

[02:17:25] on the sideline.

[02:17:26] I forgot what team he was against.

[02:17:28] And he was so fast that he got knocked out of bounds and just kept running.

[02:17:32] Do y'all know the plan I'm talking about?

[02:17:34] Love, Gareth Bale, but our team gets better

[02:17:37] because today we packed 94, Ronaldinho.

[02:17:47] Out of some random pack.

[02:17:50] I mean, not random, it was like a $30 pack.

[02:17:53] The greatest card I've ever pulled in my career of FIFA.

[02:17:58] 4.5.

[02:17:59] One of the greatest footballers of all time.

[02:18:07] Everybody has them in their top five.

[02:18:09] I mean, I can't believe we've got this guy.

[02:18:12] Insane, incredible.

[02:18:13] Ziko at centermen, Sawat at centermen, Javi at centermen.

[02:18:18] Left back we got, I don't even know who this guy is, Auchinuri, he's got good

[02:18:23] stats.

[02:18:24] Lucio, my boy, Bolo, Martini, at center back.

[02:18:30] Kafu, I'd write back.

[02:18:32] And Yashin, in, what do you mean mid-ass team?

[02:18:36] Brother, my team's worth like 10 mil liquid.

[02:18:42] Brother, my team's worth like 10 mil liquid.

[02:18:45] What do you mean, mid?

[02:18:46] Guys, it is time to learn about it with 10s.

[02:18:55] Let's go.

[02:18:56] Let's go.

[02:18:57] Let's go.

[02:18:58] Let's go.

[02:18:59] Let's throw it up.

[02:19:00] Chat.

[02:19:01] I will play a match.

[02:19:02] I will.

[02:19:03] I will.

[02:19:04] Maybe tomorrow.

[02:19:05] Chat, I'm going to play a lot tonight because we're doing road to give one.

[02:19:08] I'm going to stream a lot of matches when I give two.

[02:19:11] All right, guys.

[02:19:12] I'm going to call that 10s on this score.

[02:19:14] High five.

[02:19:15] a little bit of battery.

[02:19:22] First ever time on battery!

[02:19:32] Got that fee for backup, but it was so good.

[02:19:34] I actually get...

[02:19:36] Puskas has a 94.

[02:19:38] I got some looking at cards.

[02:19:40] I'm gonna end up spending like two grand today.

[02:19:42] Puskas has a 94.

[02:19:45] That would like dude our team would be insane cuz I could push bail for right wing

[02:19:52] Could you imagine if I got post cuts, okay, don't worry about what maybe we'll rip more packs tomorrow with how insane today was

[02:20:01] 94 being yo I cannot believe that happened. Okay, I

[02:20:05] Think we're in battle

[02:20:06] Let me call

[02:20:08] 10 sort of

[02:20:10] Hopefully he texted me his discord. I think he added me

[02:20:15] She get it from my momma which I'm gonna put up you to chat chat everybody good guys

[02:20:36] Valorant also what a fucking like what a pack opening on FIFA legitimately

[02:20:43] brother all right y'all let's lock in I'm gonna not leak I'm gonna call 10s

[02:20:51] right now I never met 10s never ever ever never ever I never met 10s

[02:21:06] Let me call him. Let me call him. Let me call him. Let me call him. Let me call him.

[02:21:20] Her attitude began. She get it from my mama. Chat ASAP Rocky so good.

[02:21:25] Alright, I sent 10 friend requests. Chat first ever time in the battle rents.

[02:21:34] I did the tutorial literally right before I got it on.

[02:21:42] Okay, they call it.

[02:21:44] The enemy, the enemy, the enemy, the enemy, the enemy, the enemy!

[02:21:47] Lock it, lock it.

[02:21:59] Shadow called him.

[02:22:00] Yo!

[02:22:01] Yo, what up?

[02:22:02] Wait 10s you sound your mic sound muffled muffled muffled sounds like you're in a pillow. Wait

[02:22:07] Talk what hello now. It's good brought him a why but a second ago. I sound like you were talking in a pillow

[02:22:14] Up a pillow was yes, it was muffled, but now it's good now. It's good bro. What the fuck is up dog?

[02:22:20] What's up? What's up? So bro like are you like the goat of Valorant like the greatest player in the history of the game?

[02:22:27] uh

[02:22:30] No, not not not the goat. No, I I I dabble

[02:22:36] Okay, okay. Yeah, my time is kind of saying you're like the goat brown with beyond my time saying you'd like the goat, bro

[02:22:44] I think I think some people say that

[02:22:47] And we just watched some of your clips, bro. I just want to get motivation

[02:22:51] Some of my clips. Yeah, like I'll just screen share and we could just react to your clips

[02:22:55] like would it be completely unbiased and we'll see if like like we'll see you know what I'm saying

[02:23:01] this should give you like inspiration yeah I want like bro like I want to I've heard a lot about

[02:23:07] Valorant I heard it's basically CS in gameplay similar to CS but there's abilities and there's

[02:23:14] anti-cheat not that I ran into cheaters in CS anyways because I'm in like the lowest rank in

[02:23:20] the game I think yeah basically somewhere to CS I mechanically it's a little bit easier but

[02:23:25] There's like a fuck ton of abilities and I mean similar to like R6, there's like a lot to like know I guess, so there's a big like knowledge gap within the game.

[02:23:35] Yes, so that's kind of what I like about, like what I think I might like about Valorant, just the um, which I'm gonna call it the ability, just cause I really like that about R6, do you know what I'm saying?

[02:23:48] Hmm.

[02:23:49] Alright so Tenth, can you see my screen right now?

[02:23:52] I can see your screen, yes.

[02:23:53] Okay, so

[02:23:55] Let's

[02:23:56] What should we start off with bro like I just want to get motivation. I want to get inspiration, bro

[02:24:01] That's a long ass video

[02:24:04] Just a couple minutes couple minutes

[02:24:07] Yeah, well, let's do this one. Let's just do this one. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wait, my Valorant is making music

[02:24:14] I close out

[02:24:17] Okay

[02:24:19] All right, thanks. Can you see? Yep? I can okay

[02:24:23] Okay, so what gun is this here, what is this this is this is a sheriff so you know in CS the desert Eagle

[02:24:32] Yes, yes, it's good thing exacting thing. Okay, just revolving

[02:24:38] You are not we're not all right stop already bro. Just already

[02:24:43] Breeze by that. What was that?

[02:24:53] Okay, another question. I have a lot of questions, bro.

[02:24:57] Okay, go for it.

[02:24:58] So, in CS, a lot of the pros like Donk, they spray and like there are no recoils really

[02:25:04] good. In Valorant, I notice it's a lot of tap fire. Why is that?

[02:25:09] It's because in CS there's actually consistent spray pattern. So that allows like people

[02:25:13] to actually compensate it properly. In Valorant, it gets a little bit random past like,

[02:25:17] I think the 10th bullet or something like that.

[02:25:20] So that's why spraying is not really that common, but I mean it's still pretty useful if you're spraying down like a choke way

[02:25:26] Trying to just get like a random kill, but I don't think it's the most consistent way to play and a lot of pros mainly opt for either tapping or mercy

[02:25:34] Okay, and this blob of slime right here. What is this blob of slime?

[02:25:38] So that's one of the agents in the game. Remember I talked about the knowledge gap

[02:25:41] Yes, that's it. There's gonna be a lot of bullshit on your screen at all times

[02:25:44] And you know you're gonna figure it out. Bro. I'm kind of like that's kind of what I like about siege

[02:25:49] Bro is the knowledge gap. So maybe I like we'll do good in this case

[02:25:53] Maybe I'll be better at dude another thing bro in CS bro in CS my recoil control was kicking to the fucking ceiling fan bro

[02:26:03] So if Valorant's tap fire, I like that as well. I'm already liking what I'm hearing browser play

[02:26:08] What gun is this?

[02:26:10] Every time I see a battle clip, it's this gun.

[02:26:13] What is this?

[02:26:14] Vandal. Vandal and or AK-47.

[02:26:16] Okay.

[02:26:17] This is Vandal's AK.

[02:26:19] Basically.

[02:26:20] Wait, does Val have an AWP?

[02:26:22] Because CS has an AWP.

[02:26:23] Like does Val have something similar to an AWP?

[02:26:25] Yeah, it's called the AWP as well.

[02:26:27] Oh.

[02:26:28] Yeah.

[02:26:29] Okay, so I have to say this.

[02:26:31] It kind of looks like Valorant is sort of stealing CS's swag.

[02:26:35] I'm going to keep it up.

[02:26:37] But they do have abilities and anti-cheat.

[02:26:40] I'll give them that.

[02:26:41] I'll give them that.

[02:26:42] But, like, come on, really, they literally couldn't even change an A.

[02:26:45] They didn't even want to.

[02:26:47] That's good, A.

[02:26:48] Ten more.

[02:26:49] Time's up.

[02:26:49] Oh, my God.

[02:26:50] Oh!

[02:26:51] So, top way, that's an example of bursting and tapping instead of spraying.

[02:26:56] OK, so you never spray.

[02:26:57] Like, under any circumstance, Ten, never spray.

[02:27:00] Try not to, but, I mean, you'll probably...

[02:27:03] What about close range?

[02:27:04] Close, close, close range?

[02:27:05] Actually close range you can spray and you can kind of run shoot a little bit like really really close range

[02:27:10] If someone's like touching you you can run and like shoot it's fine

[02:27:14] Okay pause dude. That's another thing bro like in Siege you have to move while you fight

[02:27:19] So like this game's different

[02:27:21] It's hard for me to break the habit of like stop shoot stop shoot in the same like you see somebody you stop

[02:27:26] It's really weird

[02:27:29] All right, I'm gonna pause I wouldn't a micro analyze this

[02:27:32] It might take me an hour to get through this video, brother, he's jumping.

[02:27:37] So that makes the head shot like twice as difficult.

[02:27:42] And you swipe to his head in midair times.

[02:27:46] Wow.

[02:27:47] Wait, another question.

[02:27:48] I'm sorry.

[02:27:49] I'm really sorry.

[02:27:50] Yeah, no, you're good.

[02:27:51] You're good.

[02:27:52] Does jumping make your shots more inaccurate because in CS it does?

[02:27:55] Yes, exact same thing.

[02:27:57] So why was that idiot jumping?

[02:27:59] Why was that idiot jumping?

[02:28:01] This character has like an ability where you can basically boost yourself up in the air.

[02:28:05] So a lot of people use that to like go into a site really, really fast.

[02:28:09] Okay, that makes perfect sense, perfect sense.

[02:28:11] Perfect.

[02:28:12] Okay.

[02:28:13] Okay.

[02:28:14] Okay.

[02:28:15] Down.

[02:28:16] Okay.

[02:28:17] Down.

[02:28:18] Okay.

[02:28:19] Down.

[02:28:20] Down.

[02:28:21] Down.

[02:28:22] Down.

[02:28:23] Down.

[02:28:24] Down.

[02:28:25] Down.

[02:28:26] Down.

[02:28:27] Down.

[02:28:28] Down.

[02:28:29] Down.

[02:28:30] No! You naughty boy!

[02:28:33] What do you mean, you're not the goat?

[02:28:36] Oh my god. Oh my god. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

[02:28:41] That was gross.

[02:28:42] How does that knife work? How does that knife work?

[02:28:45] This knife?

[02:28:47] Yes. What is that? What is this?

[02:28:48] This one's free.

[02:28:50] Wait. Are there cases in this game?

[02:28:52] No. There's a battle pass.

[02:28:54] So they do a battle pass system.

[02:28:56] This is one of the knives that came with the battle pass.

[02:28:58] Think now it might be like 20 bucks, but there isn't like an in-depth skin system like CS like you can't you can't trade skins

[02:29:04] And you can't like sell them

[02:29:15] Why why does father not have cases I

[02:29:20] Don't know I don't know the case are pretty fun. I know you're doing a case-hopping later, right?

[02:29:25] Yeah, it's an undisclosed amount

[02:29:28] Oh, okay. I see I see

[02:29:31] It's $4,000

[02:29:35] Piece of scum bro, I'm gonna tell you I'm not stopping it so to get something insane like I can't buy best cases a hundred dollars

[02:29:47] Oh my god, that was dirty

[02:29:52] So like how did you get so good tens like talk to me bro

[02:29:55] What did it this take?

[02:29:57] Were you naturally good?

[02:29:58] Did you play for 50,000 hours?

[02:29:59] How did you get here, bro?

[02:30:01] Because I'm trying to get to this level.

[02:30:02] Like, I'm trying to get here.

[02:30:05] I basically gave up my entire life to just play this game.

[02:30:10] Nice.

[02:30:10] I know that's what I do with every game I play.

[02:30:13] Bro, that's what I did with Siege, bro.

[02:30:14] Hold my nothing.

[02:30:16] Just just each good.

[02:30:18] Are you going to go to Siege?

[02:30:21] No, my boy is the goat.

[02:30:22] But I'm like, you know, up there.

[02:30:24] Yeah, no, not number two. Three. No, it's more like chat. What would y'all say like

[02:30:33] not three? It's not really for chat. What would y'all say for Siege bottom 10,000 no top 10k top

[02:30:43] five million. So I'm gonna ignore my chat realistically bro. I'm probably top. Yeah,

[02:30:49] It was it was just

[02:30:55] Well, okay, stop your speed boosting bro is that yeah, what is that?

[02:31:01] Another one of the agents in the game

[02:31:03] So is that agent? Who's that? This is jet. So this is there's like four class in the game. There's like dualists

[02:31:10] initiators sentinels and controllers and each of them the dualists are mainly like the really fast like ADHD zoomer like characters

[02:31:17] Like yeah, yes exactly ash. This is basically Valorant's ash this this right here. Oh my god

[02:31:24] So do these guys just basically like not support the team at all have massive egos and run in every ground exactly

[02:31:31] Okay, got it now. So you said duelist which one is class about his support? What role does support support? I

[02:31:39] think the

[02:31:41] Actually the last three are supports. They're like supports in different ways. Wait, I have a question. What kind of player are you?

[02:31:50] Fragrant man, I like to get in there. I like to change the course of the game

[02:31:53] I like to take over and lead my team with force, bro. I'm normally the first guy in first guy on the kill feed

[02:32:00] Okay, don't know why the chat stipend cap. No

[02:32:04] Sorry not that 10s. You'll see today, bro. I'll show you bro. I'll show you how to fucking frag

[02:32:09] All right, all right, like I get dude. I'm saying you could learn some shit for me like like in terms of like

[02:32:17] Like positioning bro, you know

[02:32:20] mm-hmm

[02:32:21] I'll take notes cuz I mean if you talk if you talk like something, you know, like then this should transition really easy for you

[02:32:27] Not really, okay, not really talk

[02:32:29] There's a figure, dude.

[02:32:31] I don't think it's a reset.

[02:32:33] Ah, BFB!

[02:32:35] Alright, stop. You gotta explain that.

[02:32:37] What is that? What just happened?

[02:32:39] That is an ultimate ability.

[02:32:41] That's when the abilities come to play.

[02:32:43] So, this character, this one is support characters, Breach.

[02:32:47] He's all just basically like destroys the earth underneath,

[02:32:50] and it knocks people up in the air.

[02:32:52] Breach, okay.

[02:32:54] So every character has abilities and ultimates, right?

[02:32:59] Yes, three abilities and one ult.

[02:33:01] Ult's you get from killing people, dying, I think grabbing orbs and planting or defusing the bomb.

[02:33:09] You can get an ult from dying, what type of like chud shit is that?

[02:33:14] You shouldn't get an ult for dying, you should only get one.

[02:33:17] I've been saying.

[02:33:18] Yeah, what?

[02:33:20] Why would you get an ult for being shit?

[02:33:24] No seriously about that ass!

[02:33:28] Oh my god!

[02:33:32] 11 and 3 yo bro I'm gonna be honest your game play like I'm not even kidding actually arouses

[02:33:39] me I'm not kidding I've watched your clips before bro like your game play literally arouses

[02:33:44] Thank you thank you.

[02:33:46] Is this an op?

[02:33:49] This is a scout this is the lesser op but when people don't have armor it's a one

[02:33:54] hit coming his way to another found hands farming that's three how many more you

[02:34:00] get tens up and over you're disgusting now thank you that's got to die yelling

[02:34:09] from both both teams so far has been immaculate oh it's been a treat to

[02:34:12] watch they've always it seemed like they always pick the right side whoa yeah

[02:34:19] ADS and nobody does this in CS. So you think ADS is good in this game?

[02:34:25] Uh, it can be at times. Um, most of the guns actually do have an ADS option other than like, I think a few pistols

[02:34:33] but you can ADS, oh and shotguns, but, um,

[02:34:37] ADS is okay for like really long range fights. It's decent and then when you're spraying with this

[02:34:42] It actually makes the the bullets fall the crosshair. So it's like easier to spray, but you don't shoot as fast

[02:34:48] Okay, interesting. Yeah, because in CS ADS things like literally not even a thing unless you have a snack

[02:34:53] Yeah, first trip cleared the dog

[02:35:01] Are you on like Adderall or something?

[02:35:05] Okay, what even is

[02:35:09] Straight adrenaline playing on the stage

[02:35:18] set up for us I'm gonna go up I'm always gonna go through this could be a

[02:35:22] clash here

[02:35:24] It's going to be heretic straw first, barge with 10s, I'll just back, and perfectly SOOOOOO

[02:35:30] Welcome back to the International Stage 10s!

[02:35:33] We bloody missed you, but you're ready!

[02:35:36] Come on!

[02:35:38] Alright bro, you're the best player in the world.

[02:35:41] Like, what are these flips?

[02:35:42] That's Benzy Fisheye, I remember you were playing Fortnite.

[02:35:44] Yep, yep, that's him.

[02:35:46] Benzy's the pro down replayer, what?

[02:35:48] He's fucking good too.

[02:35:50] Going pro in two games?

[02:35:52] Ten seconds locking down this position and it kicks off with an ace here. Oh my gosh

[02:36:02] Oh my god. So well done. Swings up to Benji just catches him sleeping

[02:36:37] You're the greatest that bro watching legitimate

[02:36:54] Oh my god, what is this gun skin? What is this gun skin mm-hmm the skins in this game are pretty cool

[02:37:02] Yeah, holy

[02:37:07] Oh my god!

[02:37:14] Alright, alright.

[02:37:18] Come on.

[02:37:20] Oh my god.

[02:37:21] Alright.

[02:37:22] How do they get to radio if you don't know how to play the game?

[02:37:24] So, it's just like a radio.

[02:37:27] Is that the highest rank in the game?

[02:37:29] That's the highest rank in the game, yes.

[02:37:31] How long do you think it would take me to hit radio?

[02:37:33] Two months?

[02:37:35] I need to see first. I need to see like what I'm working with here. Dude, I'm just gonna save this bro

[02:37:39] My chat's gonna say cap completely ignore them if any of them come to your chat like just ignore everything

[02:37:46] Bro, I think I have some potential in CS and I hope it crosses over today. I've got some potential

[02:38:05] so with the pistols you can you can run shoot a little bit in this game okay

[02:38:13] just a little bit so like how big is the skill gap in this game like do you think

[02:38:18] you could 1v5 like the lowest rank in the game of the lowest yeah 1v5 for

[02:38:24] the lowest rank probably well like I would say the low ranks but it gets a

[02:38:28] bit hard yeah what the fuck dude like

[02:38:41] legitimately what the actual

[02:38:58] three, one, like so Jack can just dash away from people?

[02:39:05] Yup.

[02:39:06] That's kind of like OP though.

[02:39:07] Like you can just move away from people.

[02:39:09] Oh.

[02:39:10] Is there a character that you've seen

[02:39:11] that like you think you want to give a try?

[02:39:14] Cause I do think like if you're, I mean,

[02:39:17] you have potential in CS, right?

[02:39:19] But I mean, there's so much to learn about.

[02:39:21] I think it's better to stick to like one

[02:39:23] or two agents max probably.

[02:39:25] Don't do too much.

[02:39:27] Yeah.

[02:39:27] me personally bro like I said I like to get in there I like to make shit happen

[02:39:31] probably jet bro but now your question if I solo queue are people gonna be

[02:39:36] auto-clicking jet there is a good chance yes but that's why you just click

[02:39:42] faster can you team kill you cannot team kill no okay yeah oh that's gonna be

[02:39:49] tricky so if they take jet what do I do just leave um that's that's why I said

[02:39:54] one to two so you can pick your second option okay

[02:39:59] one more minute one more minute

[02:40:02] this is really satisfying the watch

[02:40:05] oh my god oh my god oh my god

[02:40:09] two more minutes please

[02:40:12] oh my very god

[02:40:15] two more ice cubes

[02:40:18] one versus one

[02:40:21] like two ice cubes stick a wall or something oh the wall oh that's your

[02:40:27] stage war right there yeah so one of the characters crates like a wall

[02:40:32] and you can use them on top of it

[02:40:34] Cone gets the pick, pause to get information, it's not cleared once again

[02:40:38] such a tight space but he fights so much room now Zels is trying to save the

[02:40:43] round for a Sentinels a two versus three Zels is swinging out here wins

[02:40:47] So, okay, did you like when you were pro? Did you win like events and shit?

[02:41:06] Uh, I've won I won two international tournaments

[02:41:10] Which ones which which ones uh, it's masters Reykjavik and masters madrid

[02:41:15] So what does Masters mean like Matt like like in golf kind of thing?

[02:41:20] Um, there's basically like only three tournaments like per year in Valorant

[02:41:25] There's two Masters and then one champions

[02:41:30] Okay, I got you

[02:41:34] Good shit man, and when you win did like is there like MVP awards like how does that work?

[02:41:39] there there is MVPs now yeah did you win MVP my first tournament I did win MVP

[02:41:45] yeah holy aura like not too much back up just like your first tournament ever you

[02:41:50] ever played in Valorant like the first international yeah only mock-up with that

[02:41:55] paranoia attempts how old were you when you went pro like 18 actually wait

[02:42:02] that's a good question I I think I was my played Valorant I think I was

[02:42:07] I was actually a CS player, like a pro CS player.

[02:42:10] That's what I was literally going to ask you.

[02:42:12] Well, you were pro in CS as well?

[02:42:14] Yeah, I think I became pro at like 16 or 17 years old in CS.

[02:42:20] See, bro, because what I was kind of thinking is like,

[02:42:23] initially when Valorant came out, I feel like all of the pros

[02:42:26] probably were just really fucking good at CS

[02:42:29] and just came over to Valorant, you know what I mean?

[02:42:31] Yeah, it's like a very similar, the game kind of feels similar.

[02:42:36] So it's like riding a bike in a way, but just you have to like yes, it's the knowledge gap

[02:42:40] You learn all the abilities you figure out how to actually like play the game properly

[02:42:44] You inspired me bro like I'm gonna jump in here

[02:42:47] I'm gonna jump in these trenches like now has the best way to go about coaching like should I screen share?

[02:42:52] Should we be in a lobby like how does it work?

[02:42:54] um

[02:42:55] We could I guess okay show me what two characters like go into the game right now

[02:43:00] Show me what two characters you think you would want to play and then I can kind of show you stuff that you can do with those two

[02:43:05] Okay, and then we go from there. Got you. Yeah, so I'm thinking chat. What character should I play jet and who else chat

[02:43:13] Who should I play it like chat don't laugh about the jet thing like seriously got I'm seriously gonna be a jet player

[02:43:20] Sage a lot of saying sage. Sage is like a support character that heals people. Yo, hey

[02:43:27] No, hey, like I'm not in the mood for this bullshit today guys legitimately

[02:43:33] Like the whole chat is saying fucking say like bro, I'm not playing fucking stage, bro

[02:43:39] Real guys keep it real

[02:43:42] Hopped that ass on stage. I'm not gonna sit there and steal people bro. Like I have fucking aura

[02:43:48] All right, let me see

[02:43:50] All right. Let's load this shit up. So I literally did the tutorial like this morning, bro

[02:43:54] Like oh wait, so you don't have that many characters unlocked

[02:43:59] You have to ask can I yes

[02:44:01] Yes. You can. Yes. Wait, what ones are unlocked? Click the show unknowns. Like the thing there.

[02:44:09] So I can see what ones are default. Okay. So there's two duelists unlocked. I will say

[02:44:14] Phoenix is definitely a very easy character to play.

[02:44:19] Phoenix. Hailing from the UK. Phoenix star power. Shine's curious fighting style. Igniting

[02:44:25] the battlefield with Flash and Flare. Whether he's got backup or not. Dualists. Self-sufficient

[02:44:30] Fraggers who their team expects through yes, that's me brothers describing me

[02:44:35] Duelists are self-sufficient Fraggers who their team expects through abilities and skills to get high frads and seek out engaged words

[02:44:43] Bro, this is me tense. This is me. This is it. So these two might just be you just like the fast one

[02:44:49] You you dash around you throw smokes and shit and Phoenix you throw flashes. Oh

[02:44:54] My god, that's so simple. Okay

[02:44:56] They're very simple now when I start like should I do basic like what should I like I'm gonna lock in for this bro

[02:45:03] Cuz you did the tutorial right? Yes, I did the tutorial. Yeah, they're just you what up you're from there

[02:45:08] Oh, actually wait, let me show you the stuff then I'll show you

[02:45:11] Stuff that you can do on both characters. Okay. Let me uh should I screen sure do you want me to go into?

[02:45:17] Small easier. Okay. Let me let me screen share this for you

[02:45:21] And I'm gonna be nervous because you're watching me bro like I seen your skills, bro

[02:45:25] See like when I play CS with on a pixel. It's like I'm not really nervous because only pixel snap not

[02:45:31] Not good, but road you like it's kind of nerve-wracking bro. Like I'm trying to play well today

[02:45:37] It's really like I'm trying to play good

[02:45:39] Wait, you do you like using the sniper like the off

[02:45:43] Or even more of a light favorite. It's my favorite gun in the game

[02:45:47] Okay, okay, because this character right here jet is

[02:45:51] One of the best op characters in the game

[02:45:53] Phoenix, I would not suggest using the op at all, but I'll show you some stuff on

[02:45:59] Jet first. So with Jet, the the first ability you have, the smoke, you can

[02:46:04] curve it so you can like throw it around corners or you can like wait so that

[02:46:09] you can you're just tilting your body effect where it goes. Yes, so when you

[02:46:13] hold down the button, so if I let go of the button right, so if I just press

[02:46:16] the button and tap it and don't like hold it, it's just gonna go straight

[02:46:19] and I'll pull up my gun faster. If I want to curve it, so for example I

[02:46:23] occur here. I hold the button down and I point it to where I want it to go.

[02:46:29] So that's like one thing you have to know with this character. This ability it's like

[02:46:34] it makes you just like go up in the sky. You have one charge of it.

[02:46:38] That one's pretty easy to use. You can use it wherever. I mean you can use it when you go in

[02:46:41] or you can use it to just like gain like a vertical ground like even at the start of the rounds.

[02:46:46] One combo I'd highly suggest you said you like going in and killing people. This is basically

[02:46:50] Exactly like Ash destroying the barricade and running in when you're going to entry into the site

[02:46:55] You fill the smoke like this and then you dash into it and then you just kill everyone. That's all you do

[02:47:03] The knives the ultimate ability

[02:47:06] These will basically do

[02:47:11] So these you can run and shoot you can jump run and shoot with these fully accurate at all times using the left click

[02:47:17] don't use the right click I once just it but it basically it does like a shock

[02:47:22] and blast of it but you lose the knives if you do that every time you get a

[02:47:26] kill it will reach out the knives so if I use five there and I get a kill I

[02:47:30] reset the knives dude so you kind of have infinite ammo if you keep telling

[02:47:35] that's insane yeah yeah and you can jump and shoot these yep these are

[02:47:39] broken bro the problem the biggest problem with Jed is gonna be

[02:47:43] actually picking her bro I won't say mm-hmm mm-hmm all right we're like Zoro

[02:47:48] go back somebody look like Zora who's that looks like Zora see it where top

[02:47:55] right top right yeah to the left over to the left that looks like Zora see who

[02:48:03] might oh oh get go this guy yeah is he good um no I would not suggest playing

[02:48:09] him. I would not see this. I don't know. Yeah, he's one of the support characters, but he's

[02:48:14] kind of hard to play. Nah, hey, fuck that support shit, dog. You're getting down and

[02:48:20] dirty with it. We tense us. We don't play support, bro. We frag. We frag, bro. Wait,

[02:48:31] did you change your settings at all? No, my god, bro, but I was playing. My sense

[02:48:37] was fast I don't know okay we'll fix this we'll fix this okay I'll show you

[02:48:40] Phoenix real quick and then we'll fix your settings okay and then we'll jump

[02:48:44] into the game okay this character right here Phoenix your your ability right here

[02:48:48] you throw a wall that's it that's it oh you can curve it to um to curve it I

[02:48:55] think you hold the click down so if you hold it down you can like curve it

[02:48:58] in like a way you want this is exactly like that sense from siege yeah

[02:49:02] Wait, so what is the point of this? Just to move freely?

[02:49:05] Yeah, it's like, yeah, yeah. You kind of like smoke yourself off.

[02:49:08] Oh, also, this character in particular, any character, like any fire, like from yourself, it heals you.

[02:49:16] So you get healed from your fire.

[02:49:18] So you have a molly too. You can use this healing or like an actual molly.

[02:49:23] So it damages them, but heals you, the fire?

[02:49:25] Yes, yes.

[02:49:26] Wow, that is kind of good.

[02:49:28] Yeah, so you have a molly, you have a wall, they both heal you and deal damage enemies.

[02:49:32] The flashbang you have two of these, whenever you're looking at the corner, you want to click in the direction that the corner is.

[02:49:39] So if the corner is here, you click left.

[02:49:41] It throws it around the corner and you run in.

[02:49:43] If the corner is on your right, you go like that.

[02:49:47] You click right and then...

[02:49:48] Like, no steal.

[02:49:50] No curve around.

[02:49:51] Wait, how do you get it to curve, Tess? How do you get it to curve?

[02:49:54] Auto-curves. This auto-curves.

[02:49:56] Oh, my God, that's so easy.

[02:49:58] You can only throw this ability one way.

[02:50:01] There's like cool shit you can do but I'm not gonna show you it but like you can basically like bounce a flash it's like weird

[02:50:08] I

[02:50:09] Wish you just like when you're flashing a corner shot throw it like higher up in the air so it gets more of stuff

[02:50:14] Yeah, well show me the cool shit cuz like you know, I'm like

[02:50:18] Pretty good at games. Okay easy combo ready. You throw the wall

[02:50:21] You're like, yo, I'm up here, right and then you you you know you see the vision and then you

[02:50:27] you go through oh

[02:50:30] you use it as a wall to curve around.

[02:50:33] Yep, and then you pop out of your wall.

[02:50:35] Treat that as a wall. Treat that as a wall, the game.

[02:50:37] Yep, yep. So it can go through your wall.

[02:50:39] When you throw it like this,

[02:50:41] it will go through your wall and blind whoever.

[02:50:44] Ultimate, very easy.

[02:50:45] You have a second life.

[02:50:47] That's it.

[02:50:48] A first turn amount of time.

[02:50:49] Once it runs out, you go back to the left.

[02:50:51] So I played this guy in the tutorial.

[02:50:52] The ultimate is like Ionachlone,

[02:50:54] but I can actually shoot.

[02:50:55] Like Ionachlone is dead.

[02:50:56] Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:50:57] You can actually shoot.

[02:50:58] Wait, why do you actually know about seeds?

[02:51:00] You're like picking up on see Jeff, which is I have played a little bit of Siege

[02:51:06] What rank I'm not good. I think I got to like plat max. That's pretty good. How many hours did you have?

[02:51:15] Probably less than a hundred

[02:51:19] The game was kind of hard

[02:51:20] I was dying to like a wall like someone made a hole and then through that wall

[02:51:24] They were looking at that wall from a different hole and just a bunch of other bullshit

[02:51:28] I don't even know what I'm dying to bro. That's how it is, bro. That's how

[02:51:32] All right, man. Well, um, is there any other things you want to tell me before I just go in and start fucking up people in public?

[02:51:38] Let's fix your settings real quick. Oh, yes. Oh my god

[02:51:42] You can screen share to me. Okay, bro. Wait if I show my DPI second like a leak my PC or something

[02:51:50] What no it's no leaks no leaks. Okay, cuz bro. Yes. Go leaks everything. All right. Oh, yeah. Yeah

[02:51:58] Wait, but is DPI like your PC settings or am I tweaking?

[02:52:06] Tense?

[02:52:06] What?

[02:52:08] Like, do you think DPI, don't you gotta go into like NVIDIA or something?

[02:52:14] Bro, I'm an Xbox player, but I swear to God I'm being serious.

[02:52:18] Wait, no, no, no, no, you saying this actually hurts me?

[02:52:21] Wait, again, I can't, I don't think I'm understanding.

[02:52:25] Don't you have to do it out of game?

[02:52:29] Out of game. Yes. Yeah, you do change the guy out of game. This is correct

[02:52:32] But does my DPI matter like no I?

[02:52:35] Would have a hundred or sixteen hundred either war. Hi guys. Do you know what my DPI is off the top of your head?

[02:52:42] twin

[02:52:43] Let me say how your DPI I

[02:52:46] Have no clue

[02:52:48] I don't know.

[02:52:50] We're about to get in chat.

[02:52:53] Why is the chat laughing?

[02:52:56] What is funny that I said?

[02:52:58] Wait, have I said it's 800?

[02:53:00] Gamer of the Year by the way.

[02:53:02] I don't know if you noticed, but I always drag this.

[02:53:05] 2023 Gamer of the Year.

[02:53:07] Yes, I'll be dragging this.

[02:53:09] 2023 Gamer of the Year.

[02:53:11] 2023 Gamer of the Year.

[02:53:13] You're going to be top ranking your first game.

[02:53:15] I see the vision.

[02:53:17] It's not really a drag. Okay, fine. I'm dragging out of care. Okay, so tense

[02:53:22] What what is your settings bro? Tell me your shit, bro. What is your shit? My settings?

[02:53:28] I want to be like you bro. I'm gonna play Jack

[02:53:31] I want to throw the knives at people in midair. I want to clear sight solo. Don't know like I could do this

[02:53:38] Why is the child laughing again? I

[02:53:41] Would suggest you put your sense to if it's 800 do point point four

[02:53:47] You're still locked in. I love how descriptive it is too.

[02:53:52] Yeah.

[02:53:53] 0.40, are you absolutely positive? Not 0.41?

[02:53:57] I mean, you could ballpark it. That's fine. Do you have a sense that you played in CS that you liked?

[02:54:04] Yeah, yeah, it was like kind of slow-ish, but kind of fast.

[02:54:11] Oh, you can type it, you don't have to.

[02:54:14] Yeah, yeah, you can type it.

[02:54:16] Wait, can you screen share?

[02:54:18] Oh, that's a lot!

[02:54:19] I didn't know that!

[02:54:21] I'm trying to type it.

[02:54:22] Oh, okay.

[02:54:23] Horra.

[02:54:24] No, I'm screen sharing.

[02:54:25] Horra.

[02:54:26] Let me do this again.

[02:54:28] I didn't know you could do that.

[02:54:28] Perfect.

[02:54:29] All right.

[02:54:29] Perfect.

[02:54:30] Can you see me?

[02:54:31] Can you see me?

[02:54:31] All right.

[02:54:33] OK, I can see now.

[02:54:34] Baza.

[02:54:35] OK.

[02:54:36] Now what about this?

[02:54:38] Just leave that as is.

[02:54:40] You can leave everything as is,

[02:54:42] but we're going to mess with your crosshair.

[02:54:44] Go to, so click close settings.

[02:54:49] Yeah, and then practice on the bottom left.

[02:54:52] Next to start, yeah, and click the range,

[02:54:54] and then enter range.

[02:54:56] There we go.

[02:54:58] And then we're just gonna,

[02:54:58] I'm gonna see if you like this sense,

[02:55:00] but we are gonna change your crosshair.

[02:55:01] Oh, but 10, okay, but 10s, please don't judge me, bro.

[02:55:04] Cause listen.

[02:55:05] No, no, no, I'm not gonna judge you, don't worry.

[02:55:06] But I just woke up, I'm sleepy too, bro.

[02:55:09] And I didn't even have a real full coffee.

[02:55:11] Yeah.

[02:55:11] My aim might not be that good right now,

[02:55:13] But don't judge me, all right?

[02:55:17] All right.

[02:55:18] There you go.

[02:55:19] My ult's ready.

[02:55:20] OK.

[02:55:20] And then if you click the, there's

[02:55:22] like a screen on the bottom left,

[02:55:24] or just like underneath you.

[02:55:26] If you shoot at it, there's like a, yeah.

[02:55:30] So go hit the practice button.

[02:55:32] Because we're going to just mess with your settings.

[02:55:33] Does this sense feel pretty good?

[02:55:35] Just do like a quick slice for me.

[02:55:36] Wait, I like, OK.

[02:55:37] I feel like I'm nasty with it.

[02:55:39] Let me like, OK.

[02:55:41] OK, OK.

[02:55:42] I don't want to embarrass myself.

[02:55:44] I'm just gonna flick.

[02:55:46] Oh, wait, wait, wait.

[02:55:51] Fuck! Hold up, tense! Give me a second!

[02:55:59] Wait.

[02:56:01] Wait.

[02:56:03] Can I see yours real quick? I just want to see, like, divine?

[02:56:07] Yeah, I just want to see yours. I want to see yours.

[02:56:09] Okay, let me launch the game real quick.

[02:56:11] wait so what we should be first press B and buy a vandal

[02:56:17] Yeah, there you go, and then and then do the exact same thing that you did

[02:56:31] 10th rate at 1 to 10 first first day first this is this is solid eight

[02:56:41] Chad was telling me some crazy stuff. Wait, what were they saying? What they said they said expect the worst

[02:56:49] Bro, this is what I'm saying. You cannot listen to my chat, bro. They literally

[02:57:01] This will be good, this will be good

[02:57:03] Okay, I can hang with the best of them

[02:57:05] All right, I will see yours really quick though. I do want to see like yeah, just the gap the skill gap here

[02:57:10] I'm gonna watch this

[02:57:12] So let me let me screen share again

[02:57:16] One thing we're shooting your screen share tense. Tell me when you can see it

[02:57:22] Now now now now now okay, so one thing with this game as well when you're shooting make sure you don't like

[02:57:28] What is it called? You're not running while shooting because your bolts go everywhere

[02:57:31] Look at that. Yeah, it went up to the fucking roof

[02:57:34] Yeah, so what you want to do is like when you shoot a burst you want to take a step like afterwards

[02:57:38] So you like why is that why is that you can do a step and then you can

[02:57:44] It kind of looks like you're moving and shooting, but you're not really doing it

[02:57:47] You're shooting in between the time that like you stopped, right?

[02:57:56] So that's just how you like basically do it. Oh, there's a there's a miss right there or no

[02:58:02] I did miss I'm old now. This I'm retired. I'm retired gamer

[02:58:08] That's...

[02:58:09] Chaddy made like 95% of his shots!

[02:58:12] Haha!

[02:58:13] Okay.

[02:58:14] Oh, that's crazy.

[02:58:16] You can still spray though.

[02:58:18] Remember I said like spraying is like...

[02:58:20] It's not the best, but it's not the worst, you know?

[02:58:23] You can still keep pulling.

[02:58:24] So the worst, absolute worst thing you can do is move while you shoot, right?

[02:58:28] Worst thing?

[02:58:29] Yeah.

[02:58:30] Unless, like I said, you can move and shoot at really close distance like this.

[02:58:33] It's like, okay.

[02:58:34] But you do want to put your crosshair on their kneecaps, I guess, when you're doing this.

[02:58:40] And it has to be really, really close.

[02:58:42] That's kind of like pelvic level.

[02:58:44] Why pelvic level there?

[02:58:45] Because when you're shooting the gun, it's going to go up to the roof.

[02:58:48] So when you move, it's going to naturally keep shooting towards up there.

[02:58:53] So that's why you do that.

[02:58:57] And it's not a bad idea.

[02:58:58] If someone's like a two-hit, you can definitely do this as a strat.

[02:59:01] Because they won't instantly kill you.

[02:59:03] Okay, all right, bro. I'm picking up what you put it down here, bro. Yep

[02:59:08] Never move while you shoot if you're close range you can't spray but aim low

[02:59:14] And do a little step after each shot, right? Why the step again? Why the step after each shot?

[02:59:18] It just like because you're standing like this, right?

[02:59:20] And you're just aiming like that if someone peeks you they're just gonna instant kill you because you're standing still

[02:59:25] So what you're doing is like I'm killing this guy, right?

[02:59:28] But then I take a move like I step so when he swings me I'm still moving on on his screen

[02:59:33] And then that's why like I'm able to transition to an easier it makes it so you can actually like multi-kill people

[02:59:38] You don't get like instant killed

[02:59:40] Well the chat is saying that we should 1v1 do you think I went around on you or not?

[02:59:45] 1v1 may be I

[02:59:48] Just got off the plane. So there's a chance. I so with what I saw so far. We could do this

[02:59:54] Yo, let's do it like let's do it up to what?

[02:59:58] It goes up to

[03:00:00] There's like an actual like mode for it now. Why is the chat laughing the same people who said one people are laughing guys

[03:00:05] I can hang with the best of them guys. I hate to break it to you

[03:00:09] 10s realistically, bro. Like it's not gonna be as easy as Nate, bro

[03:00:13] All right, and again, I'm not really trying to drag this, but I'm sort of trying to drag it

[03:00:17] I'm 2023 game right here

[03:00:20] All right, like I'm really trying to drag it

[03:00:24] All right, I've done I've done I've done

[03:00:26] There's a chance you just fry me and then you have to teach me stuff so...

[03:00:32] There is a chance.

[03:00:33] If I kill you, I'm gonna get really excited and I may or may not pull out my penis.

[03:00:37] I'm just saying.

[03:00:38] Okay, so how do we add each other?

[03:00:41] I don't know your name though.

[03:00:43] Oh no, you added me, right?

[03:00:45] I did add you on Valorant.

[03:00:46] There should be like a thing on the bottom right, I think, of the client?

[03:00:50] Or is it the top right?

[03:00:51] I don't remember exactly where it is.

[03:00:52] Oh, it's like top right.

[03:00:54] They keep changing the UI so I don't know where it is.

[03:00:56] I'm getting at it, but I don't know these people

[03:01:01] Mine is a sex octopus dead

[03:01:07] Mine should just be tens

[03:01:10] You got frame log

[03:01:13] Chinksie you suck

[03:01:16] You know comet balls, bro, how do I find you wait? Let me add you again. Wait one second

[03:01:24] Here's just a set

[03:01:26] Well, I have a tag with it, but I can add you real quick. Yeah, I'm not gonna say it

[03:01:33] Okay, let me let me look what you sent me

[03:01:37] What do you mean I leaked my name I leaked my name I like tensing

[03:01:40] Bro, you think um, yeah, you think I could put it around can we write a prediction?

[03:01:44] Let's run a prediction. I want to see if I could wait. Yeah

[03:01:49] It's saying internal error for adding you. Oh, you know what I'm gonna send you a lobby code

[03:01:54] I do not leak this one.

[03:01:57] Wait, I leaked something? What did I leak?

[03:02:00] Chad, I'm posting something into the Discord, and then you post that into, like...

[03:02:07] Hivemind help.

[03:02:09] There you go.

[03:02:11] You stand zero chance.

[03:02:14] I did not leak my name, Chad. What?

[03:02:18] No, I didn't.

[03:02:21] But I have to have because how would y'all have added me?

[03:02:24] Oh, oh, I did.

[03:02:27] Oh my god.

[03:02:28] Did you see the code I sent in Discord?

[03:02:35] Yes, Hibis helped.

[03:02:37] OK, go into like, copy it.

[03:02:40] We add Hibis to the call.

[03:02:41] He helps me do everything because I'm like a toddler.

[03:02:44] Yeah, that's fine, that's fine.

[03:02:45] All right, Hibis.

[03:02:49] Yo, Thames, do you know Hibis?

[03:02:51] like have you heard of us before?

[03:02:53] No.

[03:02:54] OK, well, I'll give you an intro.

[03:02:56] He's 35.

[03:02:58] He has a receiving hairline.

[03:03:00] OK.

[03:03:00] What else, Ty, guys?

[03:03:02] Not true.

[03:03:02] None of us is true.

[03:03:03] Oh, there he is right there.

[03:03:04] There he is.

[03:03:05] Yeah, yeah.

[03:03:06] Thanks.

[03:03:06] So go back to 10s DMs real quick.

[03:03:09] OK, OK.

[03:03:09] Yep, back to 10s DMs.

[03:03:11] Yep.

[03:03:11] Yep, copy that.

[03:03:12] Yep, copy that.

[03:03:15] Yep.

[03:03:18] And then, yep.

[03:03:19] And then, what did I do, Ty, us?

[03:03:20] and then I get out of here.

[03:03:21] Settings, stop right.

[03:03:22] Settings, stop right?

[03:03:23] No.

[03:03:24] Just leave match.

[03:03:27] Okay.

[03:03:28] There you go.

[03:03:29] All right, now explain this part to me like I'm five.

[03:03:31] This part.

[03:03:33] Um, okay.

[03:03:34] Start.

[03:03:35] No, actually don't do that.

[03:03:36] I like.

[03:03:37] All right.

[03:03:38] Um, I think it's middle left.

[03:03:40] It's a party code, right?

[03:03:41] It's a party code, yeah.

[03:03:43] So.

[03:03:43] Yeah, yeah.

[03:03:44] Middle left.

[03:03:45] W handler.

[03:03:48] Okay.

[03:03:49] All right, all right, all right, okay, just click the face button. Oh, that wasn't that hard

[03:03:53] Yeah, just click the press and then join party

[03:03:58] I do see you wait hold up. Okay. Can I show screen now or no?

[03:04:03] You can yes. Okay. Um before you do that though. Um, right click my name

[03:04:09] Yes, and friend. Yes. Ad friend. There we go. Wait, no, I'm gonna have pink disadvantage. No

[03:04:16] I can give you I can give you your server. That's fine. I got it. I got it.

[03:04:21] We're

[03:04:23] What service places for you? Um, I am from Florida. So I think east

[03:04:29] Okay, so either Illinois or Texas, Texas

[03:04:34] Okay, that looks good. Okay, let's uh

[03:04:36] Wait, I'm scared. No, it's Jen defender is Jenna defender attack

[03:04:41] There's gonna be no abilities in this in this one be one

[03:04:44] Okay, okay. Yeah, cuz they actually created a mode for it. I

[03:04:51] Actually don't play these so I don't really know the maps here. We're gonna be like equal equal ground here

[03:04:59] We are not gonna be equal fucking ground

[03:05:06] Are you ready?

[03:05:09] Are you sure are you sure?

[03:05:14] Do you want a different crosshair? Do you want my crosshair?

[03:05:16] Yes! Yes! I want your crosshair! Yes!

[03:05:18] Okay, we might need vice-back then.

[03:05:21] Okay, have mine, have mine.

[03:05:23] He's coming, he's coming.

[03:05:26] Okay.

[03:05:27] I want ten crosshair.

[03:05:33] Alright.

[03:05:35] So I sense a code in this discord

[03:05:44] Okay, I have ice cold cold cold

[03:05:49] Highlights cold cold cold

[03:05:52] We have us can be

[03:05:56] Have I

[03:05:58] Check shop when the guys not yet was will light money on fire in a little bit

[03:06:03] I

[03:06:05] Do it do you see in discord I said I said

[03:06:09] Oh

[03:06:11] I'm going now

[03:06:12] Wait now you're you're fine. You're fine. We got that code. Yeah. Yeah, you know

[03:06:17] It doesn't matter if it leaks this code it doesn't matter. Oh

[03:06:21] Which I can show the chat your crosshair. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, here's 10s crosshair guys. We want to copy it

[03:06:29] Okay

[03:06:31] Wait, but there's no way they're going to type all that in.

[03:06:34] No, there's no way.

[03:06:35] OK, so now copy it.

[03:06:37] Go to the game.

[03:06:39] OK, I'm in the game.

[03:06:44] Go to top right settings.

[03:06:46] OK.

[03:06:48] Go to crosshair.

[03:06:51] OK.

[03:06:52] And then there's going to be like a button that says

[03:06:54] import profile code.

[03:06:56] I think it's right next to crosshair profile.

[03:06:58] Import profile code.

[03:07:00] It looks like a, like a, like a, you're, it's like a cup with arrow.

[03:07:05] Listen, you get denied once, you will get denied once.

[03:07:09] I think you get it on your second attempt, what?

[03:07:12] What, what?

[03:07:17] What is this?

[03:07:19] What?

[03:07:20] I copied your code, but then this came out.

[03:07:22] I don't think you copied it.

[03:07:25] Okay.

[03:07:25] What the fuck is that?

[03:07:27] what is that okay let's let's try this again what did i copy i was let's try this again

[03:07:38] okay like you're five okay discord discord open okay code c control c control c code

[03:07:51] Yeah, you see the code?

[03:07:53] Yes, I see code.

[03:07:54] Can we all see it?

[03:07:54] Okay, go into game.

[03:07:57] Yes, in game.

[03:07:58] Okay, and then paste code.

[03:08:02] Oh my God, I did it.

[03:08:03] I did it.

[03:08:04] There we go.

[03:08:05] 10s, I did it.

[03:08:08] Okay, now I'm ready.

[03:08:11] Now you're ready.

[03:08:12] It's on now, right?

[03:08:13] Yes.

[03:08:15] Okay, perfect, perfect.

[03:08:17] Okay.

[03:08:17] Um, all right, let's eat 100% ready. Yes, I'm ready. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. Okay

[03:08:24] Now I have your crosshair. This is gonna be even grounds

[03:08:28] And we're the same thing. So we're same thing same crosshair whoever wins is better

[03:08:33] Yeah, basically let's go up to what it's close to I think it's first to 10. Oh

[03:08:39] My god, sage is so bad. Oh

[03:08:44] No for reals these

[03:08:46] What are you doing video settings?

[03:08:52] What are you doing video settings?

[03:08:56] She's 14? Wait, what?

[03:08:59] No.

[03:09:00] No, no, no, no, no, no. They're lying, they're lying.

[03:09:03] Bro, chap, please stop fucking around!

[03:09:07] She's 16.

[03:09:16] How was I supposed to guess that what she looks like she's 25

[03:09:26] Stop saying Jimmy

[03:09:29] She's 25 she's actually 25 I can't believe you got it

[03:09:34] Okay, okay bro chill bro, okay, so wait, how do I get my video settings though?

[03:09:40] How do I um we can pick a character first and then um

[03:09:44] Um, we won't like shoot each other and I'll tell you what video setting is to do.

[03:09:48] All that matters for you is making sure that your refresh rate is up to the highest.

[03:09:53] And...

[03:09:54] So are all the girls in Valorant like bad?

[03:09:57] All these characters are bad, bro.

[03:09:58] Jett is bad, too.

[03:10:00] Yeah, basically.

[03:10:01] Okay, so I'll do the video settings really quick.

[03:10:04] Sorry.

[03:10:05] Bro, they're all bad, Jett.

[03:10:08] Okay.

[03:10:09] Who are you all?

[03:10:11] The cleanup crew?

[03:10:12] Whoa.

[03:10:13] talking for your video settings you see escape video and then is your

[03:10:25] resolution set to the highest resolution I think it's pretty good then go to

[03:10:33] graphics quality you want it you want like pro gamer settings yes bro yeah

[03:10:37] Okay, okay, graphics quality and then turn everything to the lowest except multi-threaded

[03:10:45] rendering.

[03:10:46] Keep that on.

[03:10:47] Don't turn that off.

[03:10:48] But everything else, you can turn off.

[03:10:49] Keep multi-threaded rendering on.

[03:10:51] Yeah, but everything else just put to the right.

[03:10:53] So then low, low, low, low.

[03:10:56] What about VINJET?

[03:10:57] VINJET.

[03:10:58] Um, that's, that's up to your preference.

[03:11:00] It's like a dark, like, I don't know, like it has a shadowy look around your screen,

[03:11:04] like the edges of your screen.

[03:11:06] I turn it off still.

[03:11:07] My chat saying I'm 60 FPS capped.

[03:11:11] What?

[03:11:11] How the frick do you guys know?

[03:11:15] Bro, but my chat saying I'm 60 FPS capped.

[03:11:18] What?

[03:11:18] You're on an FPS slot?

[03:11:20] Oh, go to general.

[03:11:24] Do you see limit FPS always?

[03:11:27] Turn that off.

[03:11:28] Limit FPS always.

[03:11:30] Limit FPS always.

[03:11:33] I don't see that.

[03:11:35] It's in video general.

[03:11:38] Video, oh.

[03:11:40] There it is.

[03:11:42] FPS, on battery, off.

[03:11:46] Just turn them all off.

[03:11:51] Everything off.

[03:11:53] Yep, is that good now?

[03:11:54] Okay. Is it unlocked?

[03:11:55] Yes, yes, I think I'm good now.

[03:11:57] Sorry, thank you for the patience, 10s, I'm sorry.

[03:12:00] No, no, you're chilling, you're chilling.

[03:12:02] You're my student for today.

[03:12:03] Yes. Okay. Now we're going to play one, right?

[03:12:06] Okay. Yeah. Are you ready?

[03:12:07] Um, not really, but I guess I am.

[03:12:11] Okay. You count down, you count down and then we're start moving.

[03:12:14] You bought a gun, right?

[03:12:16] Yes. I wait. Oh no. Oh my God. How do you buy?

[03:12:19] Oh, I have this. I have this.

[03:12:21] Oh, okay. I will use that. We will use the pistol then for this round.

[03:12:24] Okay. Okay. So you want me to count down?

[03:12:27] Yeah. Count down.

[03:12:27] Five, four, three, two, one.

[03:12:33] Oh

[03:12:36] Wait, but I thought jumping makes you an accurate watch you jump this is gonna be fun

[03:12:41] Pistols you can kind of get away with it. You want the pistol so you want to use a Vandal? Oh, Vandal

[03:12:48] Did you buy it no, I guess we use a pistol I guess we're using pistol. Okay, okay, okay ready? Okay ready three two one go

[03:12:56] You're hiding in the corner. Oh

[03:13:03] I suck at it!

[03:13:05] Okay, stop shooting!

[03:13:06] Yes, we are bi-medal!

[03:13:08] Bi-medal quick!

[03:13:08] Bi-medal, bi-medal!

[03:13:10] Yeah, you have it, you have it!

[03:13:11] Wait a second, pick phase is three seconds!

[03:13:12] What is this, like, cocaine?

[03:13:14] Wait, what?!

[03:13:15] Yup!

[03:13:18] How are you sending me so fast?

[03:13:20] I'm just shooting your head.

[03:13:22] BOWRAT!

[03:13:27] Oh, that was close!

[03:13:29] That was actually really close!

[03:13:30] You're keeping so much bullets!

[03:13:31] Is it plot armor?

[03:13:32] Spacey!

[03:13:32] You're shooting my legs or something. You're gonna you'll shoot my head

[03:13:49] Any box that's wooden you can wall day here, I'll show you I'll show you me yeah, we find one

[03:13:57] Yeah

[03:14:02] I don't say markers or no, am I hitting you?

[03:14:05] Maybe, I'm not sure.

[03:14:06] Why are you laughing?

[03:14:07] Oh, I can't hit this guy!

[03:14:08] Why the fuck?

[03:14:09] I was playing and moving, I'm sorry coach, I let you down.

[03:14:22] Oh, wait a minute.

[03:14:23] Wee.

[03:14:24] Okay.

[03:14:25] A few more rounds.

[03:14:26] You're warming up right now, it's fine.

[03:14:28] Oh

[03:14:30] You have the awareness about the hop. What is it?

[03:14:34] What does it go to?

[03:14:36] It goes to um, what is it? 10?

[03:14:40] Does slow walking make no noise?

[03:14:42] It does if you're holding shift it makes no noise

[03:14:46] Just like CS

[03:14:48] Oh, that was really close.

[03:14:50] Be careful bro, I'm really scared.

[03:14:52] Keep up.

[03:14:54] How long are you planning? 10?

[03:14:56] Um, no, I was fully HP still.

[03:15:04] Alright, it's a one-off, one-off.

[03:15:06] Match point!

[03:15:08] Alright, what's that bullshit in his pants, bro?

[03:15:19] OH MY GOD I KILL TENT!

[03:15:21] OH MY GOD I KILL TENT!

[03:15:23] OH MY GOD I KILL TENT!

[03:15:25] What were you doing?

[03:15:32] Wait, the thing you were trying to night?

[03:15:36] Yeah, I was trying to night you.

[03:15:43] Bro, I thought I got a legit kill.

[03:15:45] Can we do that one more time, please?

[03:15:47] One more time.

[03:15:48] You want to say map?

[03:15:49] Different map?

[03:15:50] What do you want?

[03:15:51] Different map.

[03:15:52] That one's too low, mangy.

[03:15:53] It's too low, mangy.

[03:15:54] Oh my god, oh my god, I thought I killed you brought right tense. Please don't go for nice, bro

[03:16:00] That's really humiliating. Okay. I will I promise I promise

[03:16:03] Because bro if I get nice, bro, it's really fucking humiliating

[03:16:07] All right, all right tense look bro

[03:16:10] All right, run a new prediction moths

[03:16:13] Refund that will I get a kill tense? Don't get nervous, bro

[03:16:19] I'm trying it's it's hard

[03:16:21] this is like the most stress I've been apart this is this is harder than the

[03:16:25] main stage

[03:16:25] bro this guy mobs who is this this guy mobs dude

[03:16:30] oh my god it's like my show my show

[03:16:35] LMG MOUTHER

[03:16:39] bro Irving Holland

[03:16:43] do you want to do um you want to do Vandal still or do you want to do like a

[03:16:47] sheriff like the

[03:16:48] What would you do?

[03:16:50] So yeah, I'm more of like a deagle guy, so let's do a gig.

[03:16:54] Deagle. Okay, so we buy the sheriff.

[03:16:57] Because bro, like the thing is you're saying Vandal, like bro that's not in seeds, bro.

[03:17:01] You know what is in seeds? Deagle. Deagle's in seeds, bro.

[03:17:04] So, be careful about it.

[03:17:06] Who am I kidding? You know you can't.

[03:17:08] Wait, where's the rat? Where's the rat?

[03:17:09] Oh, bottom left, bottom left.

[03:17:11] Bro, I love how descriptive you are. Thank you, Ten. Like thank you.

[03:17:15] You're a really good coach.

[03:17:17] Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm really bad at this game, but I'll get there, bro

[03:17:24] You know what I like about this game you're a perfect game, but it's

[03:17:31] You can't you can't walk at all. Why do you never cross walk? It's because I'm gonna add beyond us. Uh, no

[03:17:38] It's because I I play pretty fast. So

[03:17:41] No, this guy.

[03:17:43] Like your mid-sentence.

[03:17:45] I'm trying to distract you and you're just one-shotting me.

[03:17:49] Yeah, it's chill. It's chill.

[03:17:52] Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright!

[03:17:54] You're acting like...

[03:17:56] You don't want to do things like this!

[03:17:58] No one aims like this!

[03:18:03] Hey you, I swear to God that you like...

[03:18:05] That was a good flick.

[03:18:07] That was a really good flick!

[03:18:09] Don't paint your eyes, dude. Don't paint-

[03:18:11] No, no, no, no!

[03:18:12] That was really close to my eye. I didn't hit my neck.

[03:18:14] I don't know.

[03:18:22] Alright. Are you holding down your shit spot right now?

[03:18:26] Yes, he's got better guns.

[03:18:28] Don't hold it. Don't hold it. Don't hold it.

[03:18:30] Like, only if they press it selectively.

[03:18:32] I think like, wide swinging is way better.

[03:18:34] For sure.

[03:18:35] I

[03:18:45] What

[03:18:50] Oh, you said you don't really you want me one with the fuck is this shit

[03:18:57] Let me tell you please

[03:19:03] Are you like

[03:19:05] Stop, stop, take it out daddy, please!

[03:19:09] Stop!

[03:19:11] I flank you, I flank you, I flank you, I flank you!

[03:19:14] Close range, everybody's hit!

[03:19:17] You knew I was gonna double back!

[03:19:20] Okay, stop falling!

[03:19:22] How did you know I was gonna double back?

[03:19:24] Please, somebody explain this!

[03:19:29] And stop, please!

[03:19:35] Oh

[03:20:01] Let's fucking go guys

[03:20:05] pay out chat pay out hey so what do you think you're student bro no you're

[03:20:11] improving I mean first first game you know it's a little shaky it's it's

[03:20:15] getting better now that was that was some good some good shooting you're

[03:20:18] doing good there holding angles is actually really good so like what you

[03:20:26] did when you killed me that that one round that was good that was good

[03:20:30] Just like Siege, you hold angles.

[03:20:33] Alright, I'm one off of winning, so...

[03:20:48] Oh!

[03:20:50] I knew you were coming, I knew you were coming!

[03:20:52] I knew you were coming at us!

[03:20:54] No time to struggle! Go to hell then!

[03:20:56] What are you doing?

[03:20:57] No, you're looking great, you're looking great!

[03:20:58] You got a kill on me!

[03:20:59] That was legit too. I was going to jiggle you.

[03:21:03] What do you mean jiggle me? Pause, bro.

[03:21:05] I was trying to bear your shots, but you're just too quick.

[03:21:08] I mean, that too be expected of 2023 Gamer of the Year, right?

[03:21:11] Thanks, bro. This is why I love you, bro. Respect what respect you do.

[03:21:16] Jack, 2023, guys. We're dragging this shit till the end of the time.

[03:21:19] Thank you, bro, legitimately. One in ten, man. Jesus Christ.

[03:21:24] Y'all would have did better.

[03:21:26] Let's not look like y'all would have did better, bro. Please.

[03:21:29] come on bro like you feeling warm now you ready you're gonna play so should I

[03:21:35] like can I go into a public match now or am I too low of a level I know you can

[03:21:40] you can play public so I'll leave the party bro this will be so good like

[03:21:46] coached us yeah okay can you screen share your game again sir yes sir yes

[03:21:51] coach yes sensei all right i'm screeching cat cat other wait all right my whole

[03:21:59] tax tank shop i'm sorry it's a thing it's a thing in my stream where i try to

[03:22:05] pay to win whatever i can't is this game pay to win um it can be with the

[03:22:11] skins in your shop in the hell no bro these back bro clip click one of them

[03:22:17] to look at it. Oh, you're looking at these ones. I was looking at the ones underneath.

[03:22:23] I didn't I didn't know this existed.

[03:22:27] Wait, so wait, chat, instead of wait, wait, wait, wait, instead of getting a knife out

[03:22:34] of the case, I could just buy one. Yeah. What? What should I get 10? What's the most pro

[03:22:42] thing I could get? And so I look like I know what I'm doing in the lobby.

[03:22:44] I

[03:22:48] Agents have skins now. There's no agent skins boss

[03:22:52] The only not that you would be able to buy right now is that VCT?

[03:22:55] 2026 season knife

[03:22:57] But you could like you could click the bundle right now and see if you like it or you just you or you just buy it

[03:23:02] I'm just gonna buy it, but bro the thing is it if I buy this am I gonna be seen as like kind of a new gen

[03:23:07] Cuz it's not really OG

[03:23:09] No, no because this is like the official VCT 2026 season the pros some of the pros using that knife

[03:23:14] Okay, cuz bro my cousin has like the 2020 world one like 2021 the world one

[03:23:21] Yeah, you got like a hundred bucks

[03:23:23] Okay, so I'm about it. Sorry. I'm about this. Let me let me hide my screen. Oh, yeah

[03:23:28] have mine

[03:23:30] I hope our credit card can even make it to CS tonight bro times out of crazy FIFA backup earlier like I insane

[03:23:35] Who was the best player you got?

[03:23:37] Ronaldinho, does that ring a bell?

[03:23:39] No, I don't follow football. I just wanted to ask.

[03:23:43] I was being generous.

[03:23:55] You don't know Ronaldinho?

[03:23:57] See, you remember what I said that in order to get good at this game, I had to give up everything?

[03:24:03] I didn't watch any sports, so

[03:24:11] That's like third most famous guy, you know Neymar I

[03:24:15] I have heard of this. Okay. Maybe Neymar is more famous than chat. Thank you for new new new Jan

[03:24:22] New like young young. Okay. So you know in buffet. Oh, I do know in buffet

[03:24:28] Fuck you and a mountain of money!

[03:24:31] Okay, hi guys, what's up, bro?

[03:24:33] Open battery.

[03:24:34] Open battery, okay.

[03:24:36] I can't do anything.

[03:24:37] Oh, yeah, yeah, any desk doesn't work here.

[03:24:40] Yeah, wait, it's on a big count. It's 3,000 less. What?

[03:24:44] It's only $55.

[03:24:46] Yes.

[03:24:47] 55 bucks!

[03:24:50] For a fucking knife!

[03:24:52] Yeah, look, so...

[03:24:54] We need to buy the $100 one cuz...

[03:24:56] We might need a couple of these just I have to check for wait, you're not allow allow. No, no, no

[03:25:07] Wait, I need to literally fill out my entire credit card. What is the yeah?

[03:25:13] We kind of pay pal. No, I don't want to get my credit card stolen

[03:25:19] You know what bro house to cure is valid. Can I put my credit card on here?

[03:25:24] You did too well also. Yeah, it's it's pretty secure

[03:25:36] Don't be weird don't hack my account and steal my car guys come on

[03:25:41] All right. All right. Also Bruce stealing cars doesn't even work bro. Cuz don't they give like fucking declined after a minute

[03:25:48] Well, I mean

[03:25:50] Like if somebody steals a credit card doesn't it only work for like a little bit and then the bank's like suspicious payment in this city

[03:25:56] Well, if you're so rich you just don't have any of those

[03:26:02] Let me do this here

[03:26:04] Bro once I get this card on your chat we can buy every skin valorant

[03:26:09] Come on or everyone that pops up everyone that pops up

[03:26:12] Look at if you hack his account you get million the dollars

[03:26:15] Don't don't do this bro card order name, okay card order name

[03:26:24] Max wouldn't shut

[03:26:26] It's not really okay

[03:26:28] CVV

[03:26:31] Okay

[03:26:34] Sipco nothing deal save for next time ping now

[03:26:38] But it's just gonna leak like how do I make sure I don't see awesome?

[03:26:41] Just hide your screen whenever you visit like whenever you want to buy something from the shop

[03:26:47] Okay, great comms. Yeah, but buy more buy more. You think more you think more have mine

[03:26:53] I mean if you want but you know you have enough like that. Oh

[03:26:57] PayPal look see bang

[03:26:59] Bro PayPal's better cuz I don't want to get my card me. Oh, no, that's not a leak. Hey, that's not a leak

[03:27:05] That's not a leak. Wait, is that a leak or no?

[03:27:07] I

[03:27:09] Dug nice, bro

[03:27:14] No, bro, okay, that's the same as like Xbox

[03:27:19] Chad if y'all can pre-fire the rest of my card off the last four then honestly, bro, you deserve the card

[03:27:24] Okay, that's my pretty fire it. What is that about?

[03:27:27] That's that's plenty. That's funny. You're good. All right now. We're gonna show screen right have eyes everything. Okay. Yeah. Yeah

[03:27:33] Yeah, you can show your screen

[03:27:35] then go to the store again so like back top left then click the bundle if you

[03:27:46] click the 5500 whoa I'm not gifting shit how do I get this you just click the

[03:27:56] 5500 wait but chat what if I get a date later wait maybe I should take some

[03:28:03] That's what the gifting function is that's what the gifting is for bro. I could that's Valorant raise chat

[03:28:10] I'm gonna save some money

[03:28:12] Okay, so we want to have us

[03:28:17] Ten so this is a leak if you have enough credits

[03:28:21] Like what do you mean like if he buys the knife yes

[03:28:26] 22,000 right now, it shouldn't leak anything, right?

[03:28:31] It wouldn't leak anything.

[03:28:32] If he has more than enough to buy it, yeah.

[03:28:34] I bet.

[03:28:35] Yeah, Jinx, you just click it.

[03:28:38] I acknowledge that items are purchased.

[03:28:41] Part of a bundle, not refund.

[03:28:43] Oh my God.

[03:28:44] Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.

[03:28:45] This is guilty.

[03:28:46] Oh!

[03:28:47] Wait, why is it not letting you buy it?

[03:28:48] Why is it not letting me for points?

[03:28:53] Maybe we gotta reset your game.

[03:28:55] What is that? What is what is asking for it says by VP wait?

[03:29:02] Um, oh you you you don't have enough. Oh, you're at 22. Wait, this is 55

[03:29:11] Wait, wait, you go back

[03:29:13] What do you mean, bro?

[03:29:16] Wait, yeah

[03:29:18] wait wait wait that's that's plenty wait what do you maybe reset your game no

[03:29:27] try try again try again it might be on that screen because so no it's just a

[03:29:35] buy price breakdown yeah boss and then and then buy VP that thing it's a bug

[03:29:43] Oh, it's oh, yeah, do you have to restart the game? Maybe it's a new bug

[03:29:47] Yeah, it's a new bug. Yeah, let's restart

[03:29:52] How do I reset game like just close okay, yeah, all right

[03:29:57] nice

[03:29:59] Bro, oh, I thought I got scammed for a second there. I would have actually freaked out

[03:30:04] Okay playing no, I just closed out. What do you mean playing?

[03:30:13] So, Tens, what level do I have to be to play ranks, bro?

[03:30:20] I think it's level 20, so that's a little bit away.

[03:30:26] How much hours is that, you think?

[03:30:30] Less about hours, but more about like, if you can get your first win of the day bonus,

[03:30:35] I think it's a lot of XP.

[03:30:37] So maybe like four or 40 games probably.

[03:30:46] Also like challenges you could do?

[03:30:48] Yeah, more XP.

[03:30:49] I think that's like the dailies.

[03:30:51] So the dailies they do give you more XP.

[03:30:53] So as long as you do your dailies every day, or maybe there's weeklies too.

[03:30:56] I'm not sure if it gives you actual like account XP, but it might.

[03:31:00] Oh wait, look it's working now, Tenzi.

[03:31:03] Perfect.

[03:31:04] Can you guys see my screen, Jeff?

[03:31:06] Yeah.

[03:31:07] Let's go, guys.

[03:31:08] Wait, no.

[03:31:09] You're not screen-trying our lives.

[03:31:10] I'm watching your videos.

[03:31:11] A quick.

[03:31:12] Bro, I just got my first knife, man.

[03:31:14] All right.

[03:31:15] Oh, you can, like, upgrade it, too.

[03:31:17] What?

[03:31:18] Us.

[03:31:19] Upgrade how it looks?

[03:31:21] Yeah, so you go to Collections.

[03:31:23] Oh, my God.

[03:31:25] I have no drip.

[03:31:27] Tens.

[03:31:28] I have no drip.

[03:31:29] It's fine.

[03:31:30] The drip will come.

[03:31:31] All right.

[03:31:32] mele. Mele, yep.

[03:31:36] Oh,

[03:31:39] well,

[03:31:40] bro, but that's a base level or variance that I get on lock.

[03:31:43] This is limited edition too.

[03:31:45] Now choose whatever color you like.

[03:31:47] And you can like buy the nicer version of it.

[03:31:53] That's how do I choose the color?

[03:31:55] Do you see?

[03:31:56] Do you think there's like a there's like a variance on the bottom there?

[03:32:00] Oh, my God.

[03:32:01] Look at this one.

[03:32:02] Yeah, this yeah, yeah, are you? No, no, you're not. Oh shit. That's why. Yeah. Yeah, so what

[03:32:24] you're gonna do is on the levels just underneath click the third one to get like the maximum

[03:32:29] thing. Click that thing right there. Yep. Buy RP. And then it's going to convert some of your...

[03:32:38] I would say just buy the 40. Unless you want to just fall and go for the highest.

[03:32:45] All right. Wait, you can buy RP? What? Yeah. So there's two different, like, currency systems.

[03:32:52] There's one to buy the skins, and there's one to upgrade the skins. So now, when you hit purchase

[03:32:57] on this. There you go. And then you can choose what colorway. Or you want this color. Yeah,

[03:33:11] so all these are different colorways. And then hit equip. And now you're ready.

[03:33:27] Yo, oh my god, this is what it's all about, dude.

[03:33:35] Okay, now, what else should I buy, tense?

[03:33:39] Maybe if you want skins passively from playing the game, I would suggest you get the battle

[03:33:45] pass because it gives you a lot of free stuff.

[03:33:48] The battle pass is on the left side of the top.

[03:33:51] It looks like a ticket.

[03:33:52] Right here.

[03:33:53] Battle pass.

[03:33:54] Great.

[03:33:55] wait how did how do you even get here for I didn't know how you got there I

[03:33:59] got my gajada rip oh about this one today don't do it I just realized it ends

[03:34:04] in 11 hours don't buy it oh you buy the next one okay now I'll see the bundle

[03:34:09] that bundle yeah that bundle so if you want it this one looks sick bro yeah

[03:34:13] this looks like Paragon from like twitch F2 on yeah so oh oh oh my god I

[03:34:22] I gotta give it to Valoran, these are some nice scams, dude.

[03:34:25] Mm-hmm.

[03:34:26] What is this?

[03:34:27] What is this?

[03:34:28] That's a knife.

[03:34:29] It's a fan.

[03:34:30] What?

[03:34:31] Bro, this is kinda clean.

[03:34:36] Now just like how you did the knife, you will have to upgrade each scan if you want

[03:34:39] like the nicest version of it.

[03:34:41] Wait, Tense?

[03:34:42] Yeah.

[03:34:43] The chat is saying they don't have effects.

[03:34:45] No, no effects.

[03:34:46] Water Spundle.

[03:34:47] Elematoes.

[03:34:48] This one doesn't have effects.

[03:34:49] Oh.

[03:34:50] No effects.

[03:34:51] What?

[03:34:52] Well, it's fucking $50 fucking dollars!

[03:34:54] It's no effect!

[03:34:56] Wait, I didn't even know that.

[03:34:59] Maybe there's a reason I didn't buy it.

[03:35:01] I didn't actually, I had no clue.

[03:35:06] Can't you the couch?

[03:35:09] It has no effect?

[03:35:12] It looks pretty though.

[03:35:14] Yeah, I got, yeah it does.

[03:35:16] It's better than nothing.

[03:35:20] refund the Marshall not others was it up skin right

[03:35:26] I'm not skin the fans kind of cool though

[03:35:32] but you already have a knife yeah so

[03:35:36] I just got a Vandal skin basically yeah there was

[03:35:39] there was a little what's it or the other ones

[03:35:44] band it up there it is he's banded good

[03:35:48] Bandit, I would not suggest using that gun cool, so I spent $50 on a Vandals can basically yeah

[03:35:56] It's only three skins

[03:35:59] Stinger the same stinger oh

[03:36:02] Yeah, there's SMV skin. I don't

[03:36:05] It's okay. You know what this is fine chat. It's better. We're at ground zero guys. We're gonna get ripped out. Don't worry

[03:36:11] Okay, you know what I like about Valorant though

[03:36:13] you actually like buy what you want not fucking a thousand dollars worth of

[03:36:18] bros you actually can like see it and then buy it right after okay so now can I

[03:36:27] play yes you can play now all right bro are you ready to be amazed are you ready

[03:36:33] to be amazed I'm ready I mean maybe do a swift play oh yeah you can do a swift

[03:36:39] play do instead of on rated right here go to the the queue on the left left yeah

[03:36:50] and it's a play right 10 so remember bro just really get me inside your mind

[03:36:56] here bro really tell me about what I should be doing what would tens do you

[03:37:00] You understand?

[03:37:01] Really?

[03:37:02] I leak your name?

[03:37:04] Oh, no.

[03:37:04] That's fine.

[03:37:06] Wait, I leaked mine?

[03:37:09] Oh, he leaked me.

[03:37:10] Oh, no, that's fine.

[03:37:13] I'm really, bro.

[03:37:14] I'm really sorry.

[03:37:14] I don't know what I'm doing.

[03:37:16] No, it's fine.

[03:37:17] Oh, my god.

[03:37:20] I'm sorry, Tens.

[03:37:21] I'm sorry, bro.

[03:37:22] I didn't mean to leak your name.

[03:37:23] I don't know what I'm doing.

[03:37:23] No, you're chilling.

[03:37:24] So hit Jet and then hit Lock.

[03:37:26] Oh, my god.

[03:37:26] I'm going to be fast.

[03:37:27] I could.

[03:37:27] Yes.

[03:37:27] Yeah.

[03:37:28] Yeah.

[03:37:28] Yes.

[03:37:29] OK.

[03:37:30] Someone else here has to

[03:37:32] Yeah, dude, I'm gonna have to go like as fast. I possibly can like that's what I'm really gonna try to do

[03:37:37] Hi, guys, you have a character. Hi guys

[03:37:43] Talk to them wait, how do I talk to them tense? I don't know what the default keybars are a team. How's it going?

[03:37:50] I think it's V maybe

[03:37:53] It is V

[03:37:55] Yo, she makes kid against human

[03:37:57] Oh, how many maps are in this game by the way, uh, sensei tense?

[03:38:02] Um, that's a good question.

[03:38:06] Sounds like Danchi!

[03:38:08] Oh!

[03:38:09] He has 10?

[03:38:10] Sounds like Danchi!

[03:38:11] Yo, can you hear me?

[03:38:14] Yeah, I can hear you.

[03:38:16] Hey, nice to meet you, bro.

[03:38:17] My name is David.

[03:38:18] All right, this round you press B, so you're into a place where like, the rounds

[03:38:24] go a little bit faster here.

[03:38:25] I think you're deadly enough. You could go for a sheriff. I mean you got the kill with me with the sheriff, right?

[03:38:30] So I said I have to buy this no no you already have that so the only ability you have this round is that

[03:38:37] Dash ability, but he'll activate it and then you have like a certain amount of time to dash

[03:38:42] How many dashes do I get per round?

[03:38:45] You start with one every two kills you get an extra dash. How do I expect my knife? I gotta inspect

[03:38:51] How do I inspect? How do I inspect?

[03:38:56] Uh, I actually don't know the key for it.

[03:39:01] What about a full screen on Discord?

[03:39:04] Wait, look tent.

[03:39:06] It's beautiful.

[03:39:07] Look tent.

[03:39:09] We got the fuck!

[03:39:12] Let me lock it. Let me lock it. Let me lock it.

[03:39:16] Sorry, it's a CS there off there.

[03:39:18] No, that's fine. That's fine.

[03:39:20] Oh my god, I'm not doing chat. I'm not trying to throw

[03:39:25] Broke it. Okay. I'm gonna actually focus now. Sorry coach. What does this go up to it goes up to tech

[03:39:30] For this mode it goes up to

[03:39:35] Okay, I don't think whatever we good aim buys it goes to five first of five. I got it so quick

[03:39:45] Good job team. Good job. I'm gonna try to be a positive uplifting spirit in battle

[03:39:49] Go David was perfect. We need more of those

[03:40:04] David you come here

[03:40:11] You know what you know what to do you bought light shield Vandal this is perfect. Yeah, bro. I'm like

[03:40:16] I've been playing CS, but I'm like really locked in today.

[03:40:23] So, where should I push with Jack? Should I go mid?

[03:40:28] Your team looks like they're going towards A, so you can go A, and then go on top of the bell.

[03:40:33] Because you have a rifle, you can use your long range...

[03:40:41] That's the other ability that makes it like go off.

[03:40:46] I'm getting a face shot!

[03:40:48] Oh, there's one!

[03:40:52] One enemy remaining.

[03:41:00] They just got a hard rush.

[03:41:05] That's Gecko.

[03:41:07] What are the characters on there? The one that looks like a...

[03:41:09] Who do you say, Zoro?

[03:41:11] Yeah, Zoro, Zoro.

[03:41:12] Yeah, he puts that on your face.

[03:41:14] Okay, so it's EE. Wait, so how do I use her? How do I use her? If I'm going to be a

[03:41:20] jet man, I didn't know what I'm doing.

[03:41:22] Yeah, press B, press B. Buy the two abilities. Buy everything on the bottom. Yeah, just start

[03:41:28] clicking away. Do another one. Yeah, there you go. Perfect. So your Q ability, that's

[03:41:33] going to make you like go up. The E ability, so if you press Q right now, you go up

[03:41:39] on the belt. Oh that's close. But your dash should run out.

[03:41:46] Whoa! Whoa! What is that? That should see me as fast.

[03:41:52] That is his hook. Okay, I see it.

[03:41:57] Yep. Oh. Oh my god, David. What? How's that guy alive?

[03:42:06] I just want to shoot a little bit slower

[03:42:14] What do you mean

[03:42:29] Last round in the house

[03:42:36] go to B and try that combo where like you throw the smoke and then dash into it

[03:42:41] oh okay if you can hit this you're basically a pro which one's that okay so

[03:42:46] I dash with E and I throw smoke with C you throw the smoke first with C and then

[03:42:52] you dash with B so when you when you take the space I'll walk you through it

[03:43:01] Okay, um, suppress E.

[03:43:04] Shitty.

[03:43:06] Oh.

[03:43:08] Close.

[03:43:10] Was that what you were cooking that day? No, you didn't go like that?

[03:43:12] No, that was a little bit close. You want to activate it,

[03:43:14] throw the smoke, and then dash.

[03:43:16] Yo, if you can't throw the flash, right? Don't fucking throw the flash.

[03:43:19] Because it's flashing me.

[03:43:22] Sorry.

[03:43:26] Alright, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind!

[03:43:28] My team!

[03:43:30] One before

[03:43:32] Just like you Ted, just like you

[03:43:35] Oh my god, that was really hard

[03:43:37] Let's try it David

[03:43:38] Yo, am I crazier as my Phoenix player?

[03:43:41] You're gonna put the head though?

[03:43:42] Yo, just a little bit

[03:43:43] Am I insane as well?

[03:43:45] I don't know why the chat's arriving, what's funny?

[03:43:47] It's a 1v4

[03:43:48] I'm not supposed to win that with my KD

[03:43:51] 2 and 3 lead, I'm out

[03:43:53] Alright, let's try buying a Jor-

[03:43:56] Oh, we can do that, just get older buddies

[03:43:59] The more abilities the better, you know?

[03:44:00] I would suggest you go Ghost and a Smoke.

[03:44:05] Or you could go Sheriff too.

[03:44:07] Sheriff works too.

[03:44:09] Okay.

[03:44:10] There you go.

[03:44:11] Yeah, this is your gun.

[03:44:12] Okay.

[03:44:13] Do I have a smoke?

[03:44:14] Do I have enough?

[03:44:15] Uh, you don't have a smoke.

[03:44:16] No.

[03:44:17] Sheriff is at your entire, like, uh, that's your entire wall right there.

[03:44:21] What you can do this round?

[03:44:22] Are you feeling dangerous?

[03:44:23] Uh, brother.

[03:44:24] How dangerous are you feeling?

[03:44:25] Uh, like, uh, Walter White, Walter White.

[03:44:29] We're going down middle so so go back towards you know it we can go here too it doesn't matter but we're running it down

[03:44:35] After your dash you start running it

[03:44:37] Yeah, so activate dash and pull your share

[03:44:41] There's other oh you want to put yeah perfect and do what you did to me

[03:44:59] It was okay.

[03:45:01] I think you paned right there on the last three shots.

[03:45:05] The first one you were trying to pull through.

[03:45:07] I saw it in your eyes.

[03:45:15] Ohhhh.

[03:45:17] That was crazy right there.

[03:45:19] I was wondering why you were moving and shooting.

[03:45:21] I was confused right there.

[03:45:23] So you don't have enough of armor,

[03:45:25] but what you can do, let's try an SMG up.

[03:45:27] Yeah, that means you can run and shoot a little bit press B by the specter and

[03:45:31] Buy a full armor

[03:45:32] Yeah, yeah, and then buy two smokes

[03:45:36] Yeah, there you go, and now go to a and just run it down lower

[03:45:42] You can kind of

[03:45:46] Yeah, this is this works to

[03:45:57] So they're planning on being uh

[03:46:00] uh other side other side behind you

[03:46:05] oh oh I didn't hear him

[03:46:09] that's pretty good you didn't hear him I didn't hear him

[03:46:14] bro I'm a seat pro man let's go

[03:46:17] this little guy

[03:46:20] that's a geckos ability they can like you can pick them up again

[03:46:24] One enemy remaining.

[03:46:28] Attach! What does that do?

[03:46:30] Whoa! What is that?!

[03:46:34] I can trap-

[03:46:36] Guys, the view is too-

[03:46:38] GG!

[03:46:40] Alright, you won your first game.

[03:46:42] Fun plan with you, Jinxie.

[03:46:44] Hey, hey guys. Spam tab on this day, guys.

[03:46:46] Hope you have a good one.

[03:46:48] Yeah, GG's, bro. GG's.

[03:46:50] I didn't know the battle with community was this positive.

[03:46:52] The first game with welcome arms, bro

[03:46:57] Wait what's your map? It's the boundary community

[03:47:01] I know it's very positive. It's very very a lot of positive you only positive he goes around here

[03:47:09] Okay, okay, okay 10th the thing is bro a lot of the strategies you were saying I didn't know the maps to and

[03:47:16] So I don't even know that's completely fine. Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of maps

[03:47:19] I don't even remember some of the maps because they haven't been played for so long

[03:47:23] but

[03:47:25] Yeah, I think I think from playing so it plays you get every single maps. There's like 12. I think match found there's a lot

[03:47:33] Okay

[03:47:35] My chat is saying there's a lot of like e-kittens in this game. Is that true? Yeah, if you go into

[03:47:41] Spike rush or sort of play. There's actually a like a high density of them. Like just just waiting

[03:47:47] You might encounter one

[03:47:58] All right boys let's get this game come on boys this way. I'm sorry. I'm not down wait so

[03:48:03] Tense you said that the key kittens are in which game mode the one you're playing. Oh

[03:48:09] Of course. Yeah, no no big deal. Yeah

[03:48:12] So you saying I couldn't meet it?

[03:48:16] A, J, C, potentially.

[03:48:18] Yo, who just said that, bro?

[03:48:21] That's David.

[03:48:23] Bro, this isn't JXC, bro.

[03:48:25] This is David, dude.

[03:48:26] What would be like if you encountered a E-Kitten in the wild, what would you be doing?

[03:48:36] You press escape and then you'll see omen or whoever said it and it's turn off their voice

[03:49:03] that works too oh oh oh everyone's getting silent treatment bro somebody said we all

[03:49:11] cracking sage like bro it's a video game character there have a little frickin respect for your Johnson

[03:49:17] yeah so people will be almost on your screen immediately

[03:49:26] That's a flash, you can throw a flash on the squirt.

[03:49:36] Oh, he did it right back there.

[03:49:49] That flash was actually really good though.

[03:49:51] You curved it perfectly.

[03:49:52] Thanks bro, thank you coach, thank you coach.

[03:49:56] Okay, what do you guys have to go with your sheriff?

[03:49:59] Yeah, let's go sheriff again. Let's go sheriff.

[03:50:02] Oh actually, you know what? Let's go specter.

[03:50:05] Light armor. One flash.

[03:50:09] One flash. The right one, the right one.

[03:50:13] And the wall, and the wall.

[03:50:17] Left, yeah there you go. You have it all now.

[03:50:20] other than the Molly you could fight them at the same spot you want your

[03:50:27] revenge

[03:50:29] good war or bad war what do you think Ted?

[03:50:32] experimental

[03:50:35] good or bad? probably bad right?

[03:50:38] why did it go that way? why did it go that way?

[03:50:41] you want to put your eyes on me?

[03:50:43] yeah yeah yeah

[03:50:45] I need to find the boss so you can hide behind me.

[03:50:47] I see a-

[03:50:48] Yes!

[03:50:49] Last player is down. One enemy remaining.

[03:50:51] We got to 1v1.

[03:50:52] Spike down!

[03:50:53] It's first jet! Jet is so hot!

[03:50:56] Okay, I got it.

[03:50:58] Come.

[03:51:00] Nice prefire, bro. You trying to hit the roof or what?

[03:51:02] What are you doing?

[03:51:03] I'm gonna show this guy.

[03:51:04] Go to spike.

[03:51:07] Right there, right 10s?

[03:51:08] Yeah.

[03:51:10] Wait, I have spike. Should I climb 10s?

[03:51:12] Yeah, you can run to see.

[03:51:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:51:16] Or run to B, either or.

[03:51:18] C's probably better.

[03:51:19] Yeah, yeah, this is better.

[03:51:20] Tell me exactly what you would do.

[03:51:21] All right, so what you should do

[03:51:22] is go onto the C site, plant the spike,

[03:51:25] and then...

[03:51:28] No charges left.

[03:51:29] Yeah, you have to get hold of first.

[03:51:31] 30 seconds left.

[03:51:32] Yep.

[03:51:35] I hear him.

[03:51:36] He seems like he's not exploded.

[03:51:37] You hear him?

[03:51:39] Then pull your gun.

[03:51:41] No charges left.

[03:52:14] clean. No, I've I've no I heard you laugh because you're so proud. No, I've never did

[03:52:24] that in my life. Wait, what does hot hands do? Hot hands up the maltop. So it functions

[03:52:33] like a brainer. Okay. Cut the walls down. No, this is all your top breaking. I think

[03:52:39] You do have your all you could run it down on a or you can run it down wherever

[03:52:44] Yeah

[03:52:47] Okay, I got a note about I was yeah, I was trying to hit him with a plank and I just immediately got shot in the face

[03:52:54] Oh, you know what?

[03:52:56] Okay, a good rule it like when the barrier drops and if you were let's say you were like full sprinting

[03:53:03] You probably have two to three seconds before you could probably encounter enemy

[03:53:06] all night long so it's like instant it's pretty instant it's pretty instant wow

[03:53:12] okay great freaking coaching time great like great thank you bro last player

[03:53:16] standing so that goes for every map every now 99% of the barriers probably last

[03:53:25] round before the switch if you all have a screen

[03:53:28] Spend it. Oh, what's happening my screen? Hi guys, what is this?

[03:53:36] What's going on with my game I don't know what's going on I don't I see the game

[03:53:43] Can you see this?

[03:53:45] No

[03:53:46] Nothing skit so

[03:53:48] What do you see describe describe the environment bro? It's screen tearing my screen is screen tearing my screen is good

[03:53:54] Oh, you want to play? Let's play

[03:53:58] Oh, you know what, press X around this corner and then run it down.

[03:54:03] So they press X and then start running up the goal.

[03:54:05] Yep, run it down your ult, but pull your gun.

[03:54:09] The, yeah, I'm swing, swing back.

[03:54:13] Oh, that's what I'm talking about.

[03:54:15] Oh, what happened to me?

[03:54:17] What happened to me?

[03:54:17] Oh, there's my, behind you.

[03:54:19] Oh, shit.

[03:54:25] Oh, he's alive.

[03:54:25] Oh my god, I'm gonna clutch!

[03:54:27] I'm gonna clutch!

[03:54:28] Oh my god, I'm gonna clutch!

[03:54:30] What are my screen?

[03:54:33] My screen is tearing.

[03:54:34] My screen is tearing.

[03:54:35] I'm not kidding.

[03:54:36] I don't see it.

[03:54:37] Okay, as long as you don't see it, I'll fix it after this game.

[03:54:43] Alright.

[03:54:44] What's going on?

[03:54:45] Why is somebody like teabagging?

[03:54:46] Guys, come on.

[03:54:47] Love of positivity.

[03:54:48] Bro, what's going on?

[03:54:51] You want to take the same fight that you're doing?

[03:54:54] Just so you're like, you're pretty familiar with the A-fire, right?

[03:54:57] Yeah, yeah.

[03:54:58] So, go back and go towards A.

[03:55:01] Wait, he's giving me something.

[03:55:03] Yeah, they're going- Oh, he might scam you.

[03:55:06] He just got scammed.

[03:55:07] What are you talking about? What the fuck do you mean?

[03:55:09] He gave you a 800 credit gun.

[03:55:11] Are you gave him an 800 credit gun?

[03:55:13] Oh, he gave it back.

[03:55:15] This is only 500.

[03:55:17] Oh, I got him.

[03:55:18] That's a textbook scam right there.

[03:55:21] Put your eyes!

[03:55:24] I'm not gonna come from there.

[03:55:26] Bro, Tans?

[03:55:27] Once everything else is over, I'm telling you.

[03:55:31] This door breaks.

[03:55:32] Let me shoot it.

[03:55:34] What's happening, Tans?

[03:55:35] I'm getting hurt.

[03:55:40] Oh!

[03:55:42] Tans, I'm telling you.

[03:55:43] I'm on the map.

[03:55:50] One enemy remains.

[03:55:51] Vamo.

[03:55:52] Vamo.

[03:55:53] let's go to the hell

[03:55:59] I'm pretty good right?

[03:56:01] that was a clean shot

[03:56:03] that's what you did to me

[03:56:05] that actually was

[03:56:07] oh it's funny I didn't even hear it

[03:56:09] there's a door you can open right here

[03:56:11] you have on the button on the right

[03:56:13] there's a button on the right

[03:56:15] wait what?

[03:56:17] coach coach coach

[03:56:19] It was a glitch.

[03:56:24] It's a nice glitch.

[03:56:29] I didn't see the interact button.

[03:56:32] Where was it on your screen?

[03:56:33] That's point.

[03:56:34] Wait, I was shooting it.

[03:56:35] I'm not supposed to shoot it?

[03:56:36] No, you're not supposed to shoot it.

[03:56:37] I think you pressed F?

[03:56:38] Oh.

[03:56:39] Normally there's a button that tells you to press F, but I didn't see it.

[03:56:43] So I was confused.

[03:56:45] That's a glitch.

[03:56:46] Bro, all good?

[03:56:47] Twin, all good?

[03:56:48] Wait, I'm top of the team. Oh my god! I'm top of the team, bro!

[03:56:56] Okay, what do you want? What's that I do?

[03:56:58] Let's run it down. Let's run it down right here.

[03:57:00] Okay, point your flash, and get rid of your flash on this corner.

[03:57:02] They can only come from the left. Left, left, left.

[03:57:04] Flash!

[03:57:06] Yeah!

[03:57:08] Throw another one.

[03:57:10] Oh, I'm doing the wrong one. I'm sorry.

[03:57:12] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:57:16] Tens, I'm so sorry. I flashed them all the way, but I know what you're doing.

[03:57:20] Tens, I'm so sorry. I know what you're doing.

[03:57:22] Okay.

[03:57:22] You're good, you're good.

[03:57:23] No, it's just under my screen, dear.

[03:57:25] Ah, it's just under my screen, dear.

[03:57:28] Manning! Get that kid to fuck off my team!

[03:57:31] Shotgun, what the fuck is that?

[03:57:35] No, he went with a shotgun close range.

[03:57:40] Player standing.

[03:57:41] Alright, man. Okay, okay, let me reset my app because my thing's really screen tearing, I swear to God.

[03:57:47] Alright.

[03:57:50] Unless he clicks it.

[03:57:53] Attackers win.

[03:57:54] So, Coach, what do you think? Top frag, Coach? What do you think?

[03:57:57] No, you were actually doing really, really good.

[03:58:00] I mean, I think your team needs to play on your level, because...

[03:58:03] Maybe, bro.

[03:58:04] Whatever I saw, I was just disappointed for them.

[03:58:07] Bro, that's what I was saying. Look, look, MVP, Jinxy, bro.

[03:58:10] 300 221 average comments boy. That's good. Thank you. That means you're playing above your rank right now. Oh

[03:58:16] My god, I'm screen tearing. Okay. Oh, yeah decent one

[03:58:20] Yes, yes

[03:58:23] Where is it graphics?

[03:58:27] See here, oh

[03:58:31] We want to go off it tears more. Oh

[03:58:33] Oh, we all tab all tab and apparently it fixes it like all tab in and out of the game

[03:58:39] But like turn it keep it off keep it off

[03:58:42] Yeah, whenever the game starts doing it just turn everything off. Oh my god, fuck

[03:58:49] Yeah, yeah, just turn it all off. Yeah

[03:58:55] Okay, now we're good, bro, I really like the fighting in this game the fighting is fun

[03:59:00] Mm-hmm a little bit easier than CS right yes a little bit easier bro 10s when you hear that

[03:59:07] Wait, let me try to the match found you hear that headshot. I can't really do it. Let me talk

[03:59:12] When you hear that it's really satisfying bro. Mm-hmm bind. Okay. Okay. Okay. What is this?

[03:59:18] This is not good about anything. This is this is my favorite map of the game

[03:59:21] What? Oh Phoenix Phoenix fast fast. Oh, yo, they're so quick with the jet. There's some bad

[03:59:27] Oh my god, okay, it's gonna be tricky. It's gonna be tricky, bro. Everybody's so quick with the jet chat

[03:59:36] Yeah, this is the best map of the game, huh?

[03:59:39] Okay, okay

[03:59:43] Bro tense, what do you think of my skills so far man? Are you like impressed with me proud of me? Not really? I'm

[03:59:49] I'm proud

[03:59:50] I'm proud. Thank you. Yeah considering. This is this your first day of Alan ever

[03:59:54] Um, yes, first day of Valorant ever.

[03:59:58] Alright, then I'm proud.

[04:00:01] Thank you, bro.

[04:00:02] Speak to your team.

[04:00:03] Hey guys, just wishing everybody love and positivity.

[04:00:07] See chat, I'm telling you bro, like I'm gonna start an initiative to just make all every

[04:00:11] game positive, bro.

[04:00:13] Every game.

[04:00:14] Speed of coin!

[04:00:15] Means good luck.

[04:00:16] Alright guys, I'm gonna try my best to win.

[04:00:17] It's my first day out here, okay?

[04:00:18] So if I let you down, I'm really sorry.

[04:00:20] Wonderful.

[04:00:21] See chat, I'm already getting their expectations low as possible.

[04:00:24] You know what? Do you want to try the auto pistol out a little bit?

[04:00:26] That's frenzy.

[04:00:28] This one's pretty good.

[04:00:30] You can buy another flashbang.

[04:00:32] Yeah.

[04:00:34] Yeah, there you go.

[04:00:36] Oh, it's really tiny.

[04:00:38] I really like the flashbang because it's really easy to use.

[04:00:40] It's got to get better at it.

[04:00:42] So just remember when you're throwing it,

[04:00:44] when you're throwing it around the left corner,

[04:00:46] use your left click.

[04:00:48] When you're throwing it around the right corner, use the right click.

[04:00:50] Okay, where can the enemies come from right here?

[04:00:52] from right here literally to the left that the way right there no no no like

[04:00:56] centers left there you go team peak now oh they walled little fortnight action

[04:01:06] there

[04:01:08] What do you mean wall? We can't get through here now?

[04:01:10] What the f-

[04:01:11] Yeah unless you break it.

[04:01:14] We can't get through it.

[04:01:17] Yo is this Jinxie?

[04:01:19] Bro that's what I'm saying.

[04:01:20] It's kinda like Jinxie.

[04:01:21] No bro pull up the stream. It's Jinxie.

[04:01:22] David, David, David. No no.

[04:01:23] That's crazy.

[04:01:24] Yo.

[04:01:25] Oh David, my fault.

[04:01:26] Bro this is going really badly.

[04:01:27] David where you at?

[04:01:29] That thing's a teleporter.

[04:01:30] David, I'll try to use it.

[04:01:33] I need to kill.

[04:01:34] Oh he took your kill.

[04:01:35] Go to aim right, go to aim.

[04:01:36] That was good, that was good.

[04:01:37] Oh

[04:01:43] He's in spawn you can flash on this corner put your flash in the left

[04:02:01] That's good that's good

[04:02:07] All right, make sure you buy that armor too.

[04:02:09] No, you got it.

[04:02:10] OK, you're running up short then.

[04:02:11] You're feeling dangerous now?

[04:02:13] We're running up short.

[04:02:14] So you're going to go, I'll tell you where to go.

[04:02:15] Straight?

[04:02:16] Straight.

[04:02:17] Yeah.

[04:02:18] Through the doorway, go right.

[04:02:21] Yep.

[04:02:22] Go right again.

[04:02:24] Go left.

[04:02:26] And then around this left corner, throw a flash.

[04:02:30] And swing.

[04:02:31] Flash right.

[04:02:32] David, you got the bomb.

[04:02:35] And you can do the same thing around this corner

[04:02:37] the right it's all because of you coach

[04:02:47] 10s my glorious king

[04:03:06] Are they flanking you oh someone in this doorway behind you yeah, yeah there right there

[04:03:15] He's somewhere around here

[04:03:17] back scared the shit out of me

[04:03:21] oh they're flanking around again

[04:03:24] tens I'm scared

[04:03:26] no you're doing good they should be scared of you

[04:03:29] they should be no fear of the weird duelist

[04:03:32] I am I'm a real duelist

[04:03:35] do I get the first pick in everything man

[04:03:38] no this last guy's saving it's

[04:03:41] oh my god great quest and I should have asked this earlier

[04:03:44] Bro, is saving a thing in Valor because in CS it's all pros, dude, I just fucking save it.

[04:03:49] I actually kind of push for Valor, man.

[04:03:51] Oh, yeah.

[04:03:52] It happens, but not as often.

[04:03:55] The mode you're playing in, you never save, but when you're playing the standard mode,

[04:03:59] make sure you buy your molly, by the way.

[04:04:01] The standard mode, sometimes you do save.

[04:04:05] I see.

[04:04:06] Bro, so should I be using my buildings every round, pop-up tents?

[04:04:09] Yes, you should.

[04:04:11] You should.

[04:04:12] Okay.

[04:04:13] I have your back.

[04:04:14] Last round that was that was actually like 10 out of 10 best like best use of it

[04:04:22] So this guy just like this that I don't know about that flash

[04:04:28] No

[04:04:33] No way don't worry

[04:04:37] You're learning you're learning

[04:04:39] now it's not a bad idea he could be in the smoke yeah you can wall out on the

[04:04:48] left what is this do 10s what I'm just gonna go in yeah go for it

[04:04:55] where am I now you're on a site you can go plant that a bomb a plant that a

[04:05:00] bomb a plant that a bomb a

[04:05:03] Bro, no one's gonna be here. That teleportation was so good, Tenz!

[04:05:07] Alright, uh, yep, perfect.

[04:05:11] Bro, really good tip. Oh, it gives a sound effect.

[04:05:14] Yep, so you do have your ult now, so you could go into that, like,

[04:05:18] you can go into this corner, test your ult, and then go fight people.

[04:05:21] Just run and fight people.

[04:05:22] Bro, that's so smart, because now I have two lives.

[04:05:25] Hey, David, can you tell Tenz I said hi?

[04:05:27] Yeah, hold on. Looks like I'm in a close area.

[04:05:30] I did hear him I told him I said hide back

[04:06:00] Okay. Okay, this guy's...

[04:06:03] Okay, check my bloke.

[04:06:05] Last round in the half.

[04:06:07] Alright, I'm meeting him.

[04:06:08] If you're not spending your time...

[04:06:09] Alright.

[04:06:10] You're making something fancy.

[04:06:12] Alright.

[04:06:14] Fommel, fommel.

[04:06:16] Alright, let's try that same short play.

[04:06:18] You remember that when I said go short, where that means?

[04:06:21] Yep.

[04:06:22] Let's go and try the ace item up.

[04:06:23] By the way, if you look at the minimap on the top left, you can see where the

[04:06:26] enemy barriers are.

[04:06:28] Oh my god.

[04:06:30] Yeah, that will help us a lot David, let me watch the game

[04:06:41] Watch this hop up, this is like so pro-dig already

[04:06:45] Now watch this, Tans, ready?

[04:06:56] There could be, there's a doorway to your left, it could be there

[04:06:59] You could throw your molly in it and run into it because you don't take damage.

[04:07:04] That was your moll.

[04:07:05] Oh my god, I'm sorry, folks.

[04:07:08] There you go.

[04:07:09] Oh yeah, I'm gonna do that.

[04:07:12] Yeah, you can run through your mollies.

[04:07:17] Hey, Sage, do me a favor.

[04:07:19] Sit the fuck down.

[04:07:22] Let's sit the fuck down.

[04:07:24] Man's side.

[04:07:25] Bro, it's starting to click.

[04:07:26] Tens, it's starting to close.

[04:07:28] You're doing good. You're doing good.

[04:07:32] Bro, I like the fighting in this game. The fighting is good in this game.

[04:07:37] Oh my gosh, bro.

[04:07:40] Do you want to use this pistol or do you want to use a different pistol?

[04:07:42] Different pistol. What do you think?

[04:07:44] Okay. Let's do the ghost. Let's do the ghost.

[04:07:46] So sell your wall. Sell left, sell middle.

[04:07:51] Yep, and then buy the ghost.

[04:07:53] And then if you hear people around corners,

[04:07:55] They use it like a little rat and then you can hear someone with your flash

[04:07:59] Yeah, so you could like talk to like right behind this box here

[04:08:06] Just play your flash you hear them flash this way I hear my hair intense. I do it

[04:08:19] Same thing

[04:08:25] i'm so sorry coach

[04:08:31] what i what i really like to do is

[04:08:34] do this play of confidence from you

[04:08:37] that was beautiful bro you can't beat that

[04:08:39] dude you're such a confident coach like we're okay

[04:08:42] bro you're not like you never beat me up dude thank you man

[04:08:46] bro i've had some coaches that really beat me up dude thank you man

[04:08:49] i've had coaches that laughed in my face yo jinxie

[04:08:52] Yeah, I thought it was up.

[04:08:53] Just yell tab, let's have a quick.

[04:08:55] I'll tab, okay.

[04:08:57] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:08:59] And...

[04:09:00] Yo, like, night 10, thank you, like, bro, you're never beating me out, bro.

[04:09:03] You're really positive, thank you.

[04:09:04] Okay, go to the, go to the browser.

[04:09:06] Yep, browser.

[04:09:07] Yeah.

[04:09:08] Can I open the new tab?

[04:09:10] Okay.

[04:09:12] And then control V, that you're gonna pay something in.

[04:09:14] There you go.

[04:09:15] What is this?

[04:09:17] There you go.

[04:09:17] Valorant Twitter!

[04:09:19] Words of advice yo if you can't throw the flash right you don't throw the fucking flash you guys are

[04:09:25] Wait that's the ballerin page

[04:09:28] I said that like a couple of minutes ago

[04:09:34] That was the guy that watch me yeah, they're watching directly in the channel. Yeah, they are in the chat. Yeah

[04:09:41] Boss how long?

[04:09:44] Hi, my you didn't tell me

[04:09:46] I

[04:09:48] Just happened Valorant just had some good ain't bro Valorant. Thank you guys seriously. Thank you, man

[04:09:54] I appreciate that dude. I think I have what it takes to get um, what is it immortal?

[04:10:00] Immortal mortals the second highest. Oh, what's the highest one radiant radiance radiance. That's me. That's me

[04:10:06] That's gonna be me bro. I mean realistically like three months at match found three three months

[04:10:12] Okay, not on a razor, but on a mortal.

[04:10:15] Honestly? Three months?

[04:10:17] The chat's laughing. The chat's laughing.

[04:10:20] You learned fast.

[04:10:23] What'd you say, Tenz?

[04:10:25] You learned fast?

[04:10:26] Chat's good to say no, but yeah, I learned fast.

[04:10:29] Okay, then you know what?

[04:10:31] I think three months to diamonds.

[04:10:36] Realistically?

[04:10:39] diamond like like tens just just just under just under immortal oh so it goes

[04:10:45] what's the lowest uh the lowest is iron okay so do you know like all the ranks

[04:10:52] in order off the top of your head just so I can like visualize where I want to

[04:10:56] be iron bronze silver gold platinum diamond ascendant a more oh there's

[04:11:02] Ascendant. It's Diamond Ascendant, Immortal, Radiance.

[04:11:10] Maybe if your ass is hard enough, they'll stop bothering us.

[04:11:14] One, two, three, four.

[04:11:20] This is 10 ranks? In this game?

[04:11:23] Okay, you know what? Let's put a PNM Radiant. That might take nine years.

[04:11:28] Brother, this is 10 ranks.

[04:11:31] Valorant just said I believe in diamond 100%

[04:11:34] Thank you Valorant. Thank you guys. I don't know

[04:11:38] Chase shout it you know pistol pistol pistol pistol pistol pistol

[04:11:40] Yeah, it's two pistol. You want to use that um that that long range the sheriff again or no?

[04:11:44] Yes, yes, yes, you would have to sell the armor that you have that you bought of course. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

[04:11:50] Yep

[04:11:51] There you go. You remember this map, right? This is the one you played before. Oh, yeah

[04:11:56] I remember this map. Yeah. All right. Do your thing. Oh

[04:12:01] Oh, you know what? Okay, um, press this April 3rd. Go to, um, video. Go to stats. Go to, um,

[04:12:22] scroll down all the way. Keep going. Shooting error. Do a show both for me. Yeah, there

[04:12:30] go this will let me see when you're running and shooting and when you're

[04:12:33] standing still there's a little graph at the top right

[04:12:41] I'll be able to tell you when you're you're moving and shooting

[04:12:51] spike down see okay one be one do you want me to coach you through this stage

[04:12:56] yes or no i can really help i'm good

[04:13:06] i gotta play good this game i gotta play this game

[04:13:20] Let's do let's do guardian guardian is is cooler you get the one tops you know

[04:13:27] Oh, yeah, yeah

[04:13:29] So it's in rifles guardian. Yeah, there by by by regen shield

[04:13:37] Oh you what look look let's try it okay go go to a go to a right now

[04:13:42] Left yeah go right go right

[04:13:44] Go left. I just try standing stone ADSing right here and just taking their heads off on the PQ

[04:13:49] yeah right right yeah they're there you're holding a little bit too too

[04:13:54] close that's a bird what was the bird that's a flash

[04:14:02] it is a bird it is a bird

[04:14:06] Tim do you want to see something yeah yeah show me show me

[04:14:12] shit that's a good reposition oh grab this warp grab this warp right here

[04:14:16] Yeah

[04:14:19] What's that spike planted? Oh?

[04:14:22] Oh, they've planted before

[04:14:25] You're on the plate. Yeah, you're playing the long game. Don't worry guys. I'm gonna save this round. I'll protect you guys

[04:14:31] One enemy remaining

[04:14:34] I'm oh and one in front of the kittens. No, I didn't know Chad. No, I'm embarrassing myself

[04:14:42] Yo guys great work out there

[04:14:44] right

[04:14:46] you know what one times this is so bad

[04:14:50] it's it's fine it's fine

[04:14:52] you have to do just like a little bit better

[04:14:55] yes you're right

[04:14:58] should i drop this or

[04:15:00] no you can keep this we have a good idea

[04:15:04] you know uh... guys if anybody needs i can buy them a bundle

[04:15:07] ladies wait

[04:15:08] i didn't teach you this

[04:15:11] Yo, ladies, can I buy you guys a Vandal?

[04:15:14] Can I just do it a Vandal?

[04:15:17] All right.

[04:15:19] Yeah, so we're going to miss on that one.

[04:15:21] All right, this is really awkward now.

[04:15:23] They literally can hear me because they talk.

[04:15:25] There's like through the mud, eh?

[04:15:27] Oh my god.

[04:15:29] That was so embarrassing.

[04:15:30] Oh my god.

[04:15:31] That's like the, what is it?

[04:15:33] Is that like the picture of like Curry shooting at the

[04:15:36] police?

[04:15:37] What is that?

[04:15:38] What the fuck is that?

[04:15:39] You were moving there nice job sage am I sage am I sage

[04:15:52] You have your old by the way she's saying I shoved me

[04:15:57] Maybe don't use it now since there's oh two right here. You're right here. You're right

[04:16:06] Oh my god

[04:16:09] Yeah, there you go. Wait, I'm gonna compliment her. I'm gonna compliment her one second times watch this ready times watch this

[04:16:16] I just want to say that call out save my life. Thank you so much. I appreciate it great call. I

[04:16:20] I heard that last round. No, I know great work. I'm so bad at this game

[04:16:29] Okay, let me sell this okay, let me get a band-aid. Let me get a band-aid

[04:16:34] Okay, okay. Okay. Now I do this chat. That's pretty good

[04:16:38] Bro, it's not it's not it's an air ball track. Can you guys show me a little love?

[04:16:43] She literally said yes, I heard footsteps

[04:16:45] Okay, what should I do? I have everything. I think I might hold on to my hole yet

[04:16:53] All right

[04:16:56] They're all there. Oh, they're gonna be so what you can do is you break this door to the right?

[04:17:07] You're just

[04:17:10] That's a Molly

[04:17:15] Oh

[04:17:40] You do you have a smoke you can throw it at the ground

[04:17:45] Holy shit

[04:17:52] I mean tens I'm so sorry. I'm so overwhelmed. No, no, it's completely fine. Wolf running at me?

[04:17:58] Then there's like green slime. I don't know what happened.

[04:18:06] Switching sides. What I wanted to do right now is like take a take a deep breath

[04:18:09] I see when you were aiming you were kind of like you're panicking a little bit

[04:18:12] You're gonna say cool, calm, composed, you know?

[04:18:15] Just like how you were before.

[04:18:17] Yes.

[04:18:18] Bro, just because I'm in front of kittens

[04:18:20] and I'm really nervous, that's what it is.

[04:18:22] I'm so nervous.

[04:18:25] OK.

[04:18:26] Guys, I just want to say, great job out there.

[04:18:28] That one's on me.

[04:18:29] See, I take accountability.

[04:18:31] I chat him so long there.

[04:18:33] Who's spotted?

[04:18:34] OK.

[04:18:37] OK, another no response.

[04:18:41] You guys muted or sorry?

[04:18:45] Okay, this is wow, it's going really bad

[04:18:50] Oh, wait, sorry, what do you say?

[04:19:05] I'm gonna upper flag you well. Thanks, man. Thank you

[04:19:11] Oh, there's one but 10s like

[04:19:14] Oh

[04:19:18] One more bullet you would have died coach. Were you trying not to laugh coach? No, I'm not I'm not

[04:19:31] So you're going like boom boom boom right now you need to go

[04:19:41] rhythm it's a rhythm once you get the rhythm down you'll be unstoppable

[04:19:45] there's a 3v1 and they had wingman like no I don't I don't blame you for losing

[04:19:49] man that was a good try. Jax, do you know how supportive I am like there's no

[04:19:54] getting out of that one. Yes great try I know I wouldn't I wouldn't even win a 1v2

[04:19:57] yep great try. Who are you going for Jax? It's okay.

[04:20:05] What did I do?

[04:20:08] Tanks, I wouldn't impress them, but I'm not good!

[04:20:11] You know what?

[04:20:12] Show them you're good.

[04:20:13] We're swinging this.

[04:20:14] Pop dash, and dash to that other side.

[04:20:17] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:20:18] But not the front, the back.

[04:20:20] Yes!

[04:20:21] And now swing.

[04:20:22] Oh!

[04:20:23] I'm going to press them.

[04:20:24] Tanks, I'm going to press them.

[04:20:25] Yep.

[04:20:26] And on your left, too.

[04:20:27] There.

[04:20:28] Oh.

[04:20:29] Oh

[04:20:35] Hands on the customer swear it didn't think anything same routine

[04:20:44] Okay, try opening up this door

[04:20:49] See that's what we didn't see last time

[04:20:59] Oh my god, I'm gonna I'm gonna do the thing. I'm repelling. Oh, I think they're both like in they're both like in one enemy remaining

[04:21:10] Like not know this is this is there's fun. They are behind

[04:21:20] Left

[04:21:22] I

[04:21:26] Don't worry, I'll protect you don't worry. I'll protect you. Does it harm you if you stand on it got aired. Oh my god

[04:21:34] No, but your air. No, she asked me question. Wait, what did she say? What did she say? She asked if it does damage you

[04:21:41] Oh, wait, did what do damage to me? Sorry. What was the question?

[04:21:45] The the little the little guy the oh the green guy. Yeah. Yeah, he did it, but it's okay. It didn't matter

[04:21:50] I'm pretty I'm pretty tough

[04:22:20] I heard it's a bird!

[04:22:24] Oh my god, I can't see shit!

[04:22:28] Milliminu!

[04:22:33] 5v3.

[04:22:35] Ladies, I just wanna say, great work, great work.

[04:22:37] If it wasn't for real, we'd get this one.

[04:22:39] You gotta run in!

[04:22:40] We're getting there now.

[04:22:46] No, I'm getting smart.

[04:22:48] one more guys

[04:22:55] we'll pass that, pass that, GG Chixi, I love you me

[04:22:59] who went on 7? wait 6 and 3

[04:23:02] who went on 7? someone went on 7

[04:23:11] how do you feel so far? how do you feel? is this good?

[04:23:14] not that bad! not that bad, honestly

[04:23:18] Wait, new shop tens did it refresh. Oh refresh. Oh, there's a butterfly knife

[04:23:33] I'm getting so much flashbacks to CS right now

[04:23:38] Wait, but this doesn't have a skin. It's just a straight up butterfly. It's just a butterfly. It's up to you. Do you want it?

[04:23:44] What do we think what do we think? Oh you do have the fan you could also use the fan to try it up change it up

[04:23:57] There it is

[04:24:02] All right

[04:24:04] You're doing good so far. I'm starting to click. I'm starting to really click

[04:24:08] Can we click your click your career real quick like the one that's to the left

[04:24:14] It's like no no you can you can hit start so yeah, it's now on there there. I'm trying to see so right now

[04:24:23] Other than the 1v1s you have one all but one game pretty convincingly to five

[04:24:29] I think so this is this is why 2023 game of the year. I understand it now see bro

[04:24:39] 75% win rate. Thank you. And chat. It's not really a drag

[04:24:52] Then equal be your pocket sage don't learn

[04:24:59] Who should I be?

[04:25:01] She was such a madder, you're going negative tonight.

[04:25:03] Apocats are your champions.

[04:25:05] That's your tag group, right?

[04:25:07] So, if it all...

[04:25:09] Why is this all about sex?

[04:25:11] Two Canadians in love.

[04:25:13] Okay, what's happening?

[04:25:15] Wait, wait, wait.

[04:25:17] You're Canadian?

[04:25:19] Oh yeah.

[04:25:21] Somebody said, Iner, what is going on? Get me out of here.

[04:25:23] Yo are they on like, am I like fifth wheeling? I feel like they're on like a four-way date.

[04:25:29] What's happening?

[04:25:30] Maybe, maybe. Potentially. It's all looking good.

[04:25:35] Bro, oh my god.

[04:25:36] Are those our enemies?

[04:25:38] Yo guys, I just want to say I take this really serious so please don't get in my way.

[04:25:43] Alright, I'm proud of that.

[04:25:44] Yo, I think she voice mod.

[04:25:46] What is Larky?

[04:25:47] Yes ma'am.

[04:25:48] Yes ma'am.

[04:25:49] I just want to say I'm probably the best player on this team.

[04:25:51] Alright, just let them lay down.

[04:25:52] Wait, I'm searching this up. Let me see if you're really jinxed.

[04:25:56] This is not a jinxy, you're losing.

[04:26:00] It's not. It's not.

[04:26:03] I'm fishing by so few.

[04:26:10] Okay, where do I go? Where do I go?

[04:26:12] Okay, I see the bear. I see the bear.

[04:26:13] Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can see it.

[04:26:14] You can see it.

[04:26:16] Okay, I got a real half-devil star.

[04:26:19] I love it when you go nude.

[04:26:21] I never win new!

[04:26:22] Yeah, me too.

[04:26:27] I'm not getting that.

[04:26:30] I like how you guys, like, hide my back.

[04:26:34] Yo, Jynx, I love you!

[04:26:36] How did I miss? How did I miss?

[04:26:37] Can I get your presser card information?

[04:26:39] Oh my god!

[04:26:40] Please, this guy!

[04:26:41] Please!

[04:26:42] Bro!

[04:26:43] I wish I could get a free bag of chips.

[04:26:46] Wait, that's actually Jynx.

[04:26:47] Yo!

[04:26:48] Guys!

[04:26:49] Oh my god.

[04:26:50] Oh my God.

[04:26:51] Spike down, mate.

[04:26:52] This is what a game, let's win the game.

[04:26:53] The last player standing.

[04:26:54] Oh!

[04:26:55] Bad fucking aim!

[04:26:56] Come on, guys!

[04:26:57] How you doing?

[04:26:58] You're a bitch.

[04:26:59] Oh, you gotta take it off!

[04:27:00] What is that?

[04:27:01] You're a chick.

[04:27:02] You're a chick!

[04:27:03] You're a chick.

[04:27:04] All right, I see how that's going.

[04:27:05] So what's going on?

[04:27:06] What's going on?

[04:27:07] Um, this round, let's play...

[04:27:10] I gotta be...

[04:27:11] Let's play Aspector.

[04:27:12] Yo, Kinksy, you know our neon champ on R6?

[04:27:14] Okay.

[04:27:15] Boom.

[04:27:16] Muted.

[04:27:17] All right, what we...

[04:27:18] Spass Spectre, Spectre, Light Armor, and two smokes.

[04:27:24] That'll probably be good.

[04:27:26] But remember, you should've killed that guy right there, but you were moving backwards.

[04:27:31] You gotta stay still.

[04:27:33] If you hear someone running, just stand still.

[04:27:35] They can peek right here.

[04:27:37] Shut the fuck up, bro.

[04:27:39] I didn't move, I didn't move.

[04:27:43] Yeah, can we hop off?

[04:27:45] Drop in a smoke.

[04:27:48] All right, you know how to curve the smoke?

[04:27:53] Yeah, uh close

[04:27:56] Closer how do you how do you curve it you just hold the you hold the ability down and then you lose your mouse

[04:28:11] There's doors on the top that looks like that's nice try. I don't pay attention scenery

[04:28:18] 10th could I um, uh, was it funny which I'm a car that could I which I'm a call it

[04:28:25] How do I curve smoke? How do I do that? Yeah, so imagine?

[04:28:29] You're trying to curve it, right? You hold down C and then you move your mouse to like curve it

[04:28:34] It goes really fast though like really fast

[04:28:39] All right, should I dash up here and get that quick peek on this guy? What do you think?

[04:28:43] Do it. All right. Can I dash up to that thing? No, no, you can't but you can go right

[04:28:48] There you go. Now swing.

[04:28:52] That's what I'm talking about.

[04:29:03] A little bit slower. More rhythm. More rhythm.

[04:29:05] Oh god.

[04:29:09] Okay, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take a breather.

[04:29:12] Yeah, I think I need to as well.

[04:29:18] Fight down

[04:29:21] So it's for the rhythm right?

[04:29:33] Good job

[04:29:35] So pull out your pistol

[04:29:37] Yo, dude, yo, ay

[04:29:38] Last round in the half

[04:29:40] Bro, did you just say thank you mommy bro?

[04:29:42] Come on dude

[04:29:43] Like seriously?

[04:29:45] Bro, what type of

[04:29:47] type of shit is this

[04:29:49] yo that was green

[04:29:50] heard that jingsy?

[04:29:51] that was green as fuck

[04:29:52] yo, yo

[04:29:54] alright

[04:29:55] alright

[04:29:56] so i could give you

[04:29:57] so pull out your pistol

[04:29:59] and just try shooting

[04:30:01] like right now

[04:30:03] like this

[04:30:05] if you're tapping, like this case is good

[04:30:07] you shoot a little too fast before

[04:30:11] could be picking a little red

[04:30:13] and then he spotted A

[04:30:16] uh, ok, we're in deal

[04:30:18] uh, Deniqua, how's your day going?

[04:30:20] uh, pretty fantastic

[04:30:22] oh yeah

[04:30:23] how about you guys?

[04:30:24] how about you guys?

[04:30:25] after the round, please

[04:30:26] I'm trying to win the game

[04:30:28] how about you get some kills first

[04:30:30] before you get a say in something

[04:30:32] the fight pushes, the fight pushes

[04:30:33] and then you get kills

[04:30:34] damn

[04:30:36] great

[04:30:37] you got me

[04:30:39] fuck

[04:30:40] down a

[04:30:51] How about you be a think watch that

[04:30:55] All this

[04:31:02] You tell her

[04:31:06] Damn oh my god, this is okay. This is

[04:31:10] really crazy game wow I've never I've never played a game like this wow bro it's

[04:31:16] just like every game just like a e-date

[04:31:19] alright yeah okay yeah okay you got this you got this you have this I'm

[04:31:30] I'm watching. Ready?

[04:31:31] Go, Mimone.

[04:31:33] I'm ready.

[04:31:33] You're a demon.

[04:31:34] Make me proud.

[04:31:37] No peeking!

[04:31:40] Yeah, he's lucky, bitch.

[04:31:44] What am I hearing?

[04:31:44] Where are you looking?

[04:31:46] Sorry, coach.

[04:31:47] No!

[04:31:49] All right.

[04:31:52] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[04:31:54] So, this is good. This is good.

[04:31:57] Exactly where you saw the other people?

[04:31:59] Remember that?

[04:32:00] Not a girl. Oh yeah.

[04:32:01] All of them are behind me.

[04:32:02] Aw, fuck.

[04:32:03] Ah!

[04:32:04] What the fuck is that?

[04:32:08] There's a balcony there, hello!

[04:32:13] Tans, what did I do wrong-

[04:32:17] Oh, nice try.

[04:32:18] There's a balcony there? I didn't know that!

[04:32:23] Who designed this fucking map?

[04:32:25] We are the perfect pair.

[04:32:27] Yeah.

[04:32:28] I think it's not for shit.

[04:32:30] You're good.

[04:32:31] What is it?

[04:32:32] Team, I think we got it on the wrong foot.

[04:32:34] This game is on me.

[04:32:35] I apologize, guys.

[04:32:36] Yo, Denequa.

[04:32:37] Denequa, Denequa.

[04:32:38] Yeah?

[04:32:39] Can I get your insta now?

[04:32:41] Oh my god.

[04:32:42] Yo, okay.

[04:32:43] Oh, holy shit.

[04:32:44] I gotta get off this game, bro.

[04:32:46] This is actually every game.

[04:32:48] Trust me.

[04:32:49] Yo, this is actually every game, bro.

[04:32:51] What is this?

[04:32:52] Okay.

[04:32:53] No, you promised so when I got that knife kill you said you said you'd give me an e-kfc

[04:32:57] I don't remember that

[04:32:58] I remember that, they're actually

[04:33:09] Wow! Wow!

[04:33:11] What the fuck is that guy hacking?

[04:33:14] How does he move a hand headshot?

[04:33:16] How low?

[04:33:17] I thought you couldn't move a handshot.

[04:33:19] I gotta move a headshot.

[04:33:20] No, no, no.

[04:33:21] You remember the thing of like, you move, take a shot, then move again?

[04:33:24] That's what happened.

[04:33:26] What did I go?

[04:33:27] Oh my god.

[04:33:28] Oh, GGs.

[04:33:29] Yeah, GGs.

[04:33:32] GGs, guys.

[04:33:34] GGs.

[04:33:35] I don't know what type of mob that was, bro.

[04:33:38] That's okay.

[04:33:39] That's okay.

[04:33:40] Honestly

[04:33:44] It's okay coach, what do you think coach? Oh my god average 90. Oh my god

[04:33:51] Hmm

[04:33:53] I think you know what sometimes like you you can't always have a good game, you know

[04:33:57] You can't always have a good game, bro. This is a one-off bad game though. I've seen now

[04:34:02] Thank you. Hey my chat saying to buy the dose. I know. Oh, oh, that's the entertainment system one

[04:34:08] It's the one for the right of the butterfly knife. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this one

[04:34:20] Yeah, you do have to upgrade this okay

[04:34:24] Going your yep, you got it

[04:34:28] Wait, oh go to the collection first. This is like the buy page though. So go to your collection

[04:34:35] Perfect click the ghost

[04:34:37] there we go and now you can upgrade it nice nice turn

[04:34:47] little pay to win little pay to win I like it yeah what's one's oh god this

[04:34:53] one's aura Bellam yeah all right let's go nice jacket oh you gotta quit me

[04:34:59] you're gonna quit me you didn't quit us there we go now you're ready now you're

[04:35:03] ready now I'm ready bro all right this time I'm gonna play good if there's kids

[04:35:10] out impressed out impressed guys I'm gonna do good all right I just went to

[04:35:15] and sex that shit's on a match found now tens how important is KD in this game

[04:35:19] like is it like is it like any other game like those impact frags and then

[04:35:24] baiting yeah yeah the business in thing I mean basically it's the same like

[04:35:28] philosophy as R6 you know okay but but it is it is a team game you win it

[04:35:33] loses the team and I feel like you're a team player I could see it nah I see I

[04:35:37] disagree fuck that shit bro I'll win and my team will lose

[04:35:42] I'll be part of the season I'd like 18 kills and lose fuck that alright bro I'm

[04:35:50] locked ready yeah yo if anybody wants jet just let me know I'm a very casual

[04:35:54] guy okay one thing you will have to do because you bought that new skin you

[04:36:02] You have to inspect it when you get into the game though, that's like a must.

[04:36:06] Exactly, forget it.

[04:36:08] Oh I locked it, okay I didn't know I locked it, I'm really sorry guys.

[04:36:13] I thought you could.

[04:36:14] It's all good brother, it's all good.

[04:36:16] Hey guys, nice to meet everybody in here.

[04:36:18] You know I just left a really toxic lobby so it's nice to be in a positive position.

[04:36:29] now guys it's my literally first hour on the game so I'm really if I sell I'm

[04:36:34] just gonna apologize in advance holy shit what's wrong some people in this

[04:36:40] game about that are you there lobby I played the game so much really level

[04:36:43] 200s oh the ghosts get us remember skin no no no no no I literally just

[04:36:54] Oh my god. No, no, no, it's a problem. It's conception. No, no, I'm David there.

[04:37:01] Wait, JC, do you have the Xbox game pass?

[04:37:05] Yes. Yes.

[04:37:06] If you connect your ballot account to the Xbox accounts,

[04:37:11] then you get all the agents unlocked.

[04:37:14] Really? Yeah.

[04:37:17] Well, this is like a box of trouble.

[04:37:19] Wait, I could eat something just now.

[04:37:21] I

[04:37:27] Let's see it maybe proud

[04:37:34] Oh, yeah, I gotta figure that out no one's watching flank hello

[04:37:45] You know what if no one's flanking then I'll play

[04:37:51] I'm so sorry champs god I'm sorry that's okay that's okay

[04:38:09] One enemy remaining.

[04:38:11] Most of me.

[04:38:13] Come on teammate, please.

[04:38:15] 1v1.

[04:38:17] Why is the angle so wide?

[04:38:21] Great try, great try.

[04:38:23] Great try.

[04:38:25] Was that a chicken?

[04:38:27] Their jet has nothing on me.

[04:38:29] I got her.

[04:38:31] Bro, is this real?

[04:38:35] This game is awesome!

[04:38:37] go go go

[04:38:47] yo

[04:38:52] factor

[04:38:53] alright

[04:38:54] ladder

[04:38:55] up staff

[04:38:56] plumbers

[04:38:57] perfect

[04:38:58] I didn't have to see anything

[04:38:59] you did a perfect bud

[04:39:00] thank you coach

[04:39:01] alright let's see it now

[04:39:06] I'll just grab, don't worry Alfred.

[04:39:08] Yep.

[04:39:14] Am I unaccurate when I do that or can I have it here?

[04:39:17] Um, you're actually really bad later.

[04:39:24] Alright.

[04:39:26] If you have the smoke, you can get out of this.

[04:39:29] Wait, what's going on?

[04:39:31] Oh god.

[04:39:32] What is going on now?

[04:39:34] The safe smoke.

[04:39:36] there's like a snow field but maybe ask for heal maybe no heal 20 seconds 20

[04:39:52] seconds one enemy remaining I think last one was in heaven yeah oh if you had

[04:40:08] that if you had the vertical ability right now

[04:40:11] Oh

[04:40:17] Where's the guy gonna peak me or what take him out take him out you will

[04:40:41] right

[04:40:45] Yeah, no problem guys everybody

[04:40:59] Why play it into the mic no that's such a man's though

[04:41:11] Bro, but I pre-fired the smoke. I learned it in CS.

[04:41:15] We were in the room dark, bro. He always pre-fired the smoke.

[04:41:18] I saw him. I saw him.

[04:41:21] This is a hot bus. This is a hot bus. I like this.

[04:41:23] Oh, buddy, buddy!

[04:41:25] Are you sure?

[04:41:26] Yeah, 100%. On the left.

[04:41:31] Oh, God.

[04:41:32] Good guy.

[04:41:41] Don't worry. What? Maybe like another hour in the game? That just seems to be it.

[04:41:47] You basically need one bulldog.

[04:41:49] And some totes off like, bro, I'm not that bad! I swear to God, I'm not so boring!

[04:41:54] Like I never left!

[04:41:58] I swear I'm not that bad!

[04:42:01] Oh my God!

[04:42:03] One, two, three, four, three. Bro, that was fast. That was really bad.

[04:42:06] Last player standing.

[04:42:08] I

[04:42:10] Think this is the first time I see someone run

[04:42:15] Right now good name

[04:42:18] Last round before the switch wait

[04:42:23] Operator operator

[04:42:25] There it is all you all you should I just get like just your region just get region

[04:42:31] Yeah, yeah, okay. She sniping you have to stand still like okay the easy thing about the sniper scope in real quick

[04:42:38] you see how it there's a dot in the middle move move like while you're all

[04:42:43] able to tell you when to shoot whenever there's a dot in the middle that's

[04:42:47] exactly where the bullet will go I got it love that I love that

[04:42:53] is this a good angle or no I know they can't come from there yeah yeah you'll

[04:43:00] hear like a telephone noise when they do come in I'm gonna see some like cod

[04:43:03] quick scope there's a room to your left

[04:43:10] that can't see my own wiener in here

[04:43:15] man it's a smoke

[04:43:19] backside oh my god nice yep yep reaction

[04:43:30] time test oh diffusing a diffusing a

[04:43:32] Pico, Pico, little bit.

[04:43:34] Oh, okay.

[04:43:36] Last player standing.

[04:43:38] Oh, oh, oh, oh, give it to me!

[04:43:40] Dash, dash, dash!

[04:43:42] I'm cheap.

[04:43:44] Keep your rocket at you.

[04:43:46] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:43:48] Bro, 10s, I almost actually hit a clip.

[04:43:50] I should have passed.

[04:43:52] Bro, I got rocket in 10s.

[04:43:54] Yeah.

[04:43:56] They popped the rocket?

[04:43:58] You just got your dash back up.

[04:44:00] I'm so sorry coach I was almost I was right there right there out of my first like actual

[04:44:10] really good play that would have been good that would have been good if you if you dashed

[04:44:16] it would have been perfect looks like your first game or if you played wait what'd you

[04:44:21] say it looks like your first game it's like my fourth game fourth game fourth game pretty

[04:44:28] good right thank you man thank you thank you

[04:44:31] dude I'm pretty whole-cell community here man I've only had one weird team

[04:44:35] do you want to see this

[04:44:39] watch this

[04:44:43] I didn't know they could come from behind

[04:44:48] I thought I could only die from there

[04:44:55] Oh my god

[04:44:57] I got a little fast

[04:44:59] I got a little fast

[04:45:01] I got a little fast

[04:45:03] Oh my god that's all good

[04:45:05] I'm so sorry

[04:45:07] I'm cooked I'm sorry

[04:45:09] No it's okay just try your best

[04:45:11] No I'm sorry

[04:45:13] Hey gentlemen this is so bad

[04:45:15] Bro every lobby it's just like

[04:45:17] I don't know

[04:45:19] I've never seen a game like this

[04:45:21] I'm so sorry

[04:45:23] Oh

[04:45:33] You could try the other sniper the outlaw

[04:45:37] It's like a it's like a double barrel shotgun sniper like try shooting it right now. Oh, it's like a boss

[04:45:43] Yeah

[04:45:45] Yeah, we buy to get the ammo back by the way

[04:45:49] Oh, that's smart

[04:45:51] Yep, there you go. And you can go heaven like up here. You can post on short

[04:45:58] Wait, you mean that's happened. Yeah, can I get there now? No, no, you can't oh good

[04:46:06] So do you see me showers or no?

[04:46:10] This mug here

[04:46:12] Oh

[04:46:16] Fight down B

[04:46:20] Okay, let's try teleporting go through the right teleporter. All right, you're ready to kill me for your face

[04:46:33] My god

[04:46:42] Bro, it was close range with the boss team. Not ideal. Not ideal.

[04:46:46] Alright, let's get the rifle back out. Let's get the rifle back out.

[04:46:50] Come on, coach!

[04:46:52] There we go. There we go.

[04:46:54] Come on, coach!

[04:46:55] I'm trying to play into your strengths right now.

[04:46:57] More time. More time for the snipers.

[04:46:59] Yes, yes, yes.

[04:47:00] Make sure you do buy the abilities though.

[04:47:02] Wait, is this Swift?

[04:47:03] Which ones? Which ones? These ones?

[04:47:05] Oh, okay.

[04:47:06] I always forget that. Let me...

[04:47:08] I'm not so good with...

[04:47:10] you want to try ADS in here yes yeah yeah yeah I went to just close range

[04:47:18] JDS thing all right

[04:47:37] This person is level 207

[04:47:48] Guys, we just got a TMA!

[04:47:50] Nice guys, fist bumps all around!

[04:47:52] Match point!

[04:47:53] See bro, it's about being positive to your team.

[04:47:55] Positive.

[04:47:57] Okay, I'm gonna go Vandal. I really like the Vandal.

[04:48:01] You're looking clean on it.

[04:48:03] Look, I'm gonna do all the pros, dude. Look, look, look.

[04:48:07] I'm like a pro, CC. This is what the pros do, say.

[04:48:09] Mm-hmm.

[04:48:12] Okay.

[04:48:13] So, I'm gonna dash here. What do you think, Ten? Should I dash?

[04:48:15] I

[04:48:17] Wouldn't suggest it's not great, but it's not bad

[04:48:22] I'm gonna cross to the other side and catch them up guard

[04:48:25] See cuz now they don't know I'm here. Do you know what I need?

[04:48:29] They can hear you

[04:48:33] They care to make some really loud noise

[04:48:38] You will not kill my

[04:48:41] Oh, by the way, Jack came by me here completely forgot about this

[04:48:45] If you, if you're mid-air, you'd be blind by holding it on space.

[04:48:49] One enemy remaining.

[04:48:51] Oh my god.

[04:48:53] Yeah.

[04:48:54] So if you combine that with your Q ability...

[04:48:58] Wait, hit a trick shot, you know? Hit a trick shot.

[04:49:00] It might be your time.

[04:49:02] Dude, that's sick!

[04:49:04] Keep on, keep on.

[04:49:06] Fire in the hole!

[04:49:07] I'm down to like two more two more and then I'm gonna go light some money on

[04:49:32] on fire on CS.

[04:49:33] That's completely fine.

[04:49:34] Bro, this game is peak though.

[04:49:37] Like, I don't know.

[04:49:39] Do you want to warm up a little bit?

[04:49:40] Do you want to try one of the like the warm up modes?

[04:49:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it.

[04:49:43] OK, let's do a warm up mode into another sort of place.

[04:49:46] So go to the left.

[04:49:47] You're going to play T deathmatch.

[04:49:49] So go to left cube.

[04:49:53] Cube?

[04:49:54] Yeah.

[04:49:55] And it's team deathmatch.

[04:49:56] Look for that.

[04:49:57] There we go.

[04:49:57] It's going to be completely different maps.

[04:50:00] But you're gonna be able to try shooting at people a lot of times.

[04:50:03] So this is a good way to get used to the mechanics of the game.

[04:50:08] Vamu, Vamu, Vamu. Okay.

[04:50:13] Match found. Match found.

[04:50:17] I must be high level now. I've been winning just for winning.

[04:50:20] Winning, winning, winning.

[04:50:22] Yo, I'm not adding every person I get in the lobby with!

[04:50:25] Yeah, if anybody wants jet just let me know I'm a pretty chill guy

[04:50:32] Just take it. Just take it. Let's go. Yeah

[04:50:35] Wait, I might see you use the old cuz I think you use the jet man. Yeah

[04:50:40] Yeah, in siege like when you wanted that your bulls go to where your cross is right?

[04:50:45] Like even if you're moving. Yes. Yes. Yes. So jet should come naturally to you when you when you press your knives

[04:50:52] Yeah, even when you're jumping. Yes. Yes

[04:50:55] All these TDM maps are like, they're whatever.

[04:51:05] What?

[04:51:06] Oh, TDM has its own specific map, I didn't know that.

[04:51:11] Yo.

[04:51:12] Hey.

[04:51:13] I'm outta here.

[04:51:15] Alright, I'll press B and then buy, um, uh, press B again.

[04:51:22] Click the sheriff on the left, uh, like, down, stage 2, it's sheriff, it's guardian on stage 3, and then leave it as it is.

[04:51:30] Let's go guys.

[04:51:31] Yeah, there you go.

[04:51:32] And then now just, just try to kill as much people as possible.

[04:51:38] Hold him.

[04:51:39] Oh, you respawned, you respawned.

[04:51:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:51:44] That part looks like a good one at most.

[04:51:48] This is good positioning.

[04:51:52] Careful now!

[04:51:54] Billion!

[04:52:01] Hello, what is that?

[04:52:05] Oh, what's up, huh?

[04:52:08] Box behind me!

[04:52:10] I'm top-ragging out of care anymore, let's go!

[04:52:12] I

[04:52:22] Get the go-tons

[04:52:38] You could try to think of whenever you see someone just let go of your crosser like

[04:52:42] And see if that works for you.

[04:52:44] Yeah.

[04:52:45] Some people do that.

[04:52:49] New weapon, new me.

[04:52:50] New weapon, new me.

[04:52:54] Oh, outpost, outpost.

[04:53:05] Oh my.

[04:53:06] Oh my.

[04:53:07] Oh no.

[04:53:08] Oh, don't get up.

[04:53:09] Get up!

[04:53:10] Oh my god!

[04:53:42] No!

[04:53:44] Bro, 10 seconds! Take it off!

[04:53:45] I'll chop him!

[04:53:46] That was good!

[04:53:57] No!

[04:53:57] Not even a guess!

[04:53:59] Perkz, Nioh needs to fuck off!

[04:54:00] I'm not gonna unite me!

[04:54:02] Stop!

[04:54:03] Seriously, stop!

[04:54:10] Wow!

[04:54:12] Do you think the sense feels good to you? Or is this like fast? Or what do you really feel?

[04:54:19] A little fast, a little fast.

[04:54:21] A little fast. Alright, we're going to pass him over. After you die.

[04:54:29] Alright, go 0.3, go 0.3.

[04:54:32] Alright, I'm ready.

[04:54:34] 0.3, let's try that out.

[04:54:36] Alright, did it change?

[04:54:38] Go, go, go.

[04:54:39] Yes, it's low.

[04:54:40] Yeah, yeah, now try that, try that.

[04:54:42] Come on, get out of there!

[04:54:46] Ah!

[04:54:48] Hey, an arrow's falling, an arrow's falling!

[04:54:50] Here we go!

[04:54:52] Oh, there you go.

[04:54:54] These guys are demons.

[04:54:56] Yeah, this game is like, wow, I mean, it's really...

[04:55:00] What am I going, 7 to 10? Not that bad.

[04:55:02] These things until stage change.

[04:55:10] I

[04:55:31] Yo, I think I think my internet like I didn't see what happened in the past three seconds

[04:55:40] I

[04:55:46] Guess I care

[04:55:53] It's you and me

[04:56:07] Yeah, you got this

[04:56:10] Oh my god, I'm so assed!

[04:56:22] Fuck!

[04:56:23] My god, I'm terrible!

[04:56:30] Get out of my way!

[04:56:32] I'm out of here!

[04:56:34] I can't hit him!

[04:56:36] I can't hit him!

[04:56:38] I couldn't get water if I fell out of a boat!

[04:56:45] Please, just let me hit a head!

[04:56:51] Where is everyone? I think they're scared of you.

[04:56:54] Oh, on your left, on your left.

[04:56:56] Enemy killed.

[04:56:58] Jinx, you're running fucked by a thin boy clapper.

[04:57:01] Hey!

[04:57:03] What is that name?

[04:57:12] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[04:57:14] Hey!

[04:57:14] It's the most important thing in the world.

[04:57:16] Oh!

[04:57:16] That's good, that's good, that's good.

[04:57:17] What?

[04:57:22] I gotta stop doing my process.

[04:57:23] I gotta stop doing my process.

[04:57:25] I have to stop.

[04:57:28] I think you're ready. We queue up a split player right now, and you're top-ragging.

[04:57:51] You found your sense, too. This is the one. You're looking stable.

[04:57:55] mother of the map to him 13 and 18.

[04:57:58] Fuzz!

[04:57:59] Okay, let's try.

[04:58:00] Oh, wait.

[04:58:01] Did you get a gun, buddy?

[04:58:05] Wait, right?

[04:58:06] I might have gave you a free gun, buddy.

[04:58:08] What is that?

[04:58:09] How did you check that?

[04:58:10] I go to your collection.

[04:58:11] I'll put it on the Vandal because you use the animals.

[04:58:14] Click Vandal.

[04:58:18] Go to buddies.

[04:58:19] Oh, they gave you one.

[04:58:21] Equip that.

[04:58:22] That's limited.

[04:58:23] That's limited.

[04:58:24] They don't they don't give it to anyone that's right

[04:58:28] This bomb

[04:58:33] Double you're right, dude

[04:58:37] All right, LG it I'll make sure you're on Swift play. Yep. Yeah, there we go

[04:58:42] All right, bro after this game over the rips some cases

[04:58:46] I might do what I don't know. I don't know that you do

[04:58:49] Let's see

[04:58:51] Match found.

[04:58:55] All right, Chadlock it.

[04:58:58] Hey, Lockett, Lockett, Lockett, Lockett.

[04:59:00] Splint!

[04:59:01] Oh!

[04:59:02] This is a good map.

[04:59:03] This is a good map.

[04:59:04] Bro, how many maps are there in this game?

[04:59:06] A lot.

[04:59:07] Bro, Jett has so much horror.

[04:59:10] Oh my God.

[04:59:12] Oh my God, bro.

[04:59:14] Wow!

[04:59:15] Jett could fart out of me, Chad.

[04:59:18] Seriously.

[04:59:20] Wait, you good?

[04:59:23] Everything okay?

[04:59:24] Tents?

[04:59:25] No, everything's great.

[04:59:26] Everything's great.

[04:59:27] Bro, Tents, be honest.

[04:59:29] If I like a decent student, bro, what do you drink?

[04:59:33] I think so.

[04:59:35] You're taking everything I say and trying to do it.

[04:59:38] That's good.

[04:59:39] What do you mean by trying to do it?

[04:59:42] I feel like I've done some of it.

[04:59:44] No, no, that's what I'm saying.

[04:59:46] Some of it you've done, some of it you've tried to do.

[04:59:48] No, it just needs a little bit more refinement. I think is the word some extra hours

[04:59:57] So you said it's gonna take me like 20 hours roughly to get level 20 or like 10 hours

[05:00:04] To get to level 20 for ranks. Yeah, actually, I don't know. I don't love little accounts

[05:00:10] So I should have no clue how long it takes but

[05:00:13] It's probably gonna be more than 20 I think

[05:00:15] maybe maybe like a week because you don't earn actually that fast yeah you're

[05:00:26] actually being held back by the game itself because if individual performance

[05:00:29] was accounted for it might be a few weeks we we play this game we play this game

[05:00:40] I like this sound.

[05:00:46] Oh is there fall damage or no?

[05:00:49] There is.

[05:00:50] Okay.

[05:00:51] But your character, there is, but your character can float.

[05:00:53] As long as you float before like landing, you want to fall damage.

[05:00:58] So people can peek immediately on your left right here.

[05:01:00] Not a hard left, but like a, like a 45 degree, like 30 degree angle.

[05:01:06] Oh shit.

[05:01:07] What the fuck is that?

[05:01:09] What the fuck is that?

[05:01:11] Come on.

[05:01:13] What?

[05:01:15] What was that?

[05:01:17] I don't know what I'm talking about.

[05:01:19] I don't know what I'm talking about.

[05:01:21] I got that.

[05:01:23] That's the um, that's Breach.

[05:01:25] Breach Thunder right there.

[05:01:27] They're the character that like,

[05:01:29] destroys the ground.

[05:01:31] I planted, yes, yes.

[05:01:33] So you were standing on the ground,

[05:01:35] Yes, yes, so you were standing on the ground that you did this destroy it

[05:01:52] Well, I'm gonna put perfect now

[05:02:05] nice good bye all right where do you where do you think they're going do you

[05:02:10] think they go be again I see into the mind of jinksy like verbalize it out

[05:02:14] loud yeah well I'm gonna go close range here about a force of close range gun

[05:02:18] fight because I have a beautiful beautiful force of close range try

[05:02:22] because I have a close range weapon so my best close range fight is gonna be

[05:02:24] right here what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna make you smoke this off dash

[05:02:29] here chopper intel right you and I know where you're gonna be here though he

[05:02:37] does not know I'm gonna be dead but they don't think you're flanking

[05:02:47] oh this is a beautiful place like planted today planted we plan they

[05:02:53] They planted, they planted. You're gonna be behind someone. Right here.

[05:03:06] You have to take your vandal on the ground. There's a vandal on the ground.

[05:03:08] Uh, behind, it's like where the rays died.

[05:03:11] This person, yeah, that's a vandal. Take that. That's yours now.

[05:03:14] Clean your trophy.

[05:03:15] Oh, nice guys!

[05:03:16] Wait, that's a nice vandal!

[05:03:19] We're gonna win. No other option. Let's go.

[05:03:24] Okay, okay, boom boom boom go go go

[05:03:29] See give me something to give me a handle. I take it. Whoa

[05:03:33] That's nice

[05:03:36] Hey

[05:03:40] Hey, wait, is no one are you even talking? Yeah, nobody nobody

[05:03:53] Oh

[05:04:04] If you didn't jump there that was actually pretty good you use the dash to dodge a stun that was good

[05:04:23] Bro, this is a good game though, it's very fast mage, the fighting is fun.

[05:04:30] Last round in the half.

[05:04:32] It feels different than CS.

[05:04:34] Yeah, it's a little bit more like arcadey than CS.

[05:04:38] Yes.

[05:04:39] Yes.

[05:04:40] Let's give me the Vandal again.

[05:04:43] Go go go.

[05:04:45] Come here.

[05:04:47] I'm not going to get carried bro, watch.

[05:04:52] tip you gave me about where you can see their barricade that's such a good set now you like

[05:05:00] start to understand the map a little bit more alright they're going to the other side of

[05:05:07] up. Go for it. Go for it. Oh my god. They're going out there. Okay, start walking. Start

[05:05:26] walking. Oh my god. They're waiting here for you.

[05:05:37] Someone's here.

[05:05:40] Oh!

[05:05:41] Oh!

[05:05:42] Oh!

[05:05:43] Oh!

[05:05:45] I'm ready, I'm ready!

[05:05:48] Oh my god.

[05:05:49] Oh my god.

[05:05:52] Oh my god!

[05:05:53] Please!

[05:05:54] Oh my god!

[05:05:57] I actually just hit...

[05:05:59] ...Hit!

[05:06:00] I can make it!

[05:06:01] What the-

[05:06:02] Oh my f**k!

[05:06:02] I can make it!

[05:06:04] What?!

[05:06:05] wait that was actually clean wait where's my I don't have my own more oh yeah

[05:06:15] suicide switch but well I actually got to ace my first date I've never got an

[05:06:21] ace on skats never never I think I just shed a tear

[05:06:31] I'm so proud of you bro.

[05:06:33] I'm so proud of you.

[05:06:35] Oh my god, actually I was not expecting that today.

[05:06:41] Oh my gosh.

[05:06:45] Wow chat, wow.

[05:06:47] Let's go.

[05:06:48] All right, all right.

[05:06:49] Let's stay down here.

[05:06:50] Nice to meet you.

[05:06:51] Nice to meet you, Jack.

[05:06:52] Oh my god, my teammate is coming.

[05:06:55] Let it be safe.

[05:06:57] Whoa!

[05:06:58] Ah!

[05:06:59] You're good, you're good.

[05:07:00] whoa all right we keep that ace

[05:07:05] confidence up though

[05:07:16] oh oh you could fight me you could fight me yeah yeah this is good this good

[05:07:23] why is my teammate like when he's like when bringing my ear I can't focus

[05:07:28] I

[05:07:48] Hey, oh my for no

[05:07:51] It was a for me. What anyway, it's not coming on that. I'm not getting the message

[05:07:55] message. Maybe to me, I'll rough them up. Outlaw, bro. Pretty sure my teammate was

[05:07:58] puning. I'm not even told. Oh, you know what? If you're buying the outlaw, you

[05:08:04] remember that, like, go to the barrier. Hey, go to the barrier here, go on the far

[05:08:10] right of the barrier. Yeah, there. And then, yeah. Yeah. You naughty boy, Tans.

[05:08:16] I love this angle. Love it. Yeah. I'm holding it kind of tight. I'll stand

[05:08:21] for you, okay? Is it too tight? Maybe a little bit too tight, yeah.

[05:08:25] Ah!

[05:08:26] What the fuck just happened?

[05:08:31] So you also throw slashes through walls.

[05:08:36] I just got like... Bro, I just need to leave.

[05:08:42] No, go!

[05:08:43] Yeah, yeah, okay, that makes sense dude, okay?

[05:09:04] come on team you got this last player standing bar that's one good try great

[05:09:17] try nice try yeah see bro positively what what though is he twerking on the

[05:09:28] I'm a diffuser?

[05:09:30] Just a super new fusion, so that's...

[05:09:32] Okay, my arms are good there.

[05:09:34] We can go.

[05:09:35] Yep.

[05:09:36] Let's try going mid.

[05:09:38] Where's mid at?

[05:09:39] Mid is, um...

[05:09:41] You can go from the left too.

[05:09:42] Let's go from the left.

[05:09:44] Okay, over there.

[05:09:45] It's gonna be to...

[05:09:46] Oh.

[05:09:47] Take it.

[05:09:48] Alright.

[05:09:49] You remember that time that, like,

[05:09:51] you were walking up the stairs

[05:09:52] and the guy moaned in your ear

[05:09:53] and that you died?

[05:09:54] It's that spot.

[05:09:55] Let's have some fun.

[05:09:56] Yeah.

[05:09:57] to try to go up there

[05:10:17] I'm not gonna lie, the breach from there is kind of shapeless

[05:10:21] Yeah, after he flashed the one time in the step, he flashed the three times and then that time he re-breatheed.

[05:10:30] My goodness. Wait, look at that gun. Oh my god, that shit looks good.

[05:10:36] Bro, that was crazy scorn, dude.

[05:10:41] He's so sexy.

[05:10:44] That is a nice gunskin. Oh my gosh. 31.

[05:10:53] Yo, the breach is tight. He just typed in all chat. Jinxie, you like that. All right.

[05:11:00] I can just tell your snipers are just following me from spot to spot like pre-breaching.

[05:11:05] Like this guy is literally a freak.

[05:11:08] I

[05:11:17] Maybe suspend him for an hour maybe

[05:11:23] All right, one more round one more round and you win

[05:11:27] Dude, I don't okay times. What are you doing? You're getting strings like I in this game nothing

[05:11:32] I

[05:11:40] Switch switch it up last second, you know go somewhere and then like

[05:11:45] All time all time maybe

[05:12:02] You see this guy?

[05:12:03] Bro!

[05:12:04] Oh!

[05:12:05] Do the dash up the smoke thing, remember what I told you?

[05:12:08] Pop it.

[05:12:09] Activate it.

[05:12:10] Smoke.

[05:12:11] And then dash into it.

[05:12:12] So, no, no, no, like outside this doorway, outside this doorway.

[05:12:14] Towards where the site is.

[05:12:15] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, back, back, back!

[05:12:16] Oh!

[05:12:17] I'm so sorry, Tenza, I'm so sorry.

[05:12:18] Fuck this guy!

[05:12:19] I am nipple!

[05:12:20] Off your feet!

[05:12:21] Back down, feet!

[05:12:22] Don't worry chants tens I'm not gonna let you down don't worry

[05:13:12] Yo tense, thank you so much for coaching me today, bro. Yeah

[05:13:16] Thanks for inviting me. I learned so much

[05:13:19] You're like actually a great coach, bro. Thank you. Yeah. No, thank you. Thank you

[05:13:25] I'm definitely gonna be on this game again, bro. Wow. Well, I'll see you in the hot the was it the higher league soon, right?

[05:13:31] Yes, bro, bro. Yes, bro. I'll be there shortly man. All right. All right. Sounds good. Yeah, okay

[05:13:39] Yeah, you too. Okay. Bye

[05:13:41] Chad, Tent is so nice dude! Oh my god! Bro, Tent is so- Dude, he was never mean to me

[05:13:48] bro. I was such a bad black student too. Tent is so nice Chad! Oh my god! Wow, what a

[05:13:55] guy! Okay! It's time. Hi guys, Discord. It's fucking time! It's time! It's not

[05:14:05] I give one gold or two gold but three golds now

[05:14:10] I don't know it's gonna be up to gabin and valve but we might be able to spend three to four grants tonight on cases lock the fuck in

[05:14:18] Bro W10s for real for real. All right guys

[05:14:24] But guys we could do gold trade up we're gonna play by here we're gonna plant there we could do gold trade up chat

[05:14:30] We're gonna play it completely by your chat. We're gonna make it right here. I'm back. I'm gonna go pee

[05:14:33] I'm gonna go pee

[05:16:35] This were a child no pain.

[05:16:42] Yo, Chad, do me a favor, just type gold for the entire fucking remainder of the stream.

[05:16:48] I don't give a fuck.

[05:16:49] Hey, hey, if I don't get a gold today, I'm gonna wrap my car around a telephone pole

[05:16:58] in Grand Theft Auto 5, not in real life.

[05:17:02] We may or may not have a three to four thousand dollar budget tonight on a basis.

[05:17:08] Lock the fuck in.

[05:17:10] Let's go.

[05:17:11] Let's go.

[05:17:12] Let's manifest this shit.

[05:17:13] Come on.

[05:17:14] Yo, Jack.

[05:17:15] I'm not gonna lie.

[05:17:16] Like Valorant speech.

[05:17:17] Like, bro, bro.

[05:17:18] Dude, all the little abilities and stuff, like, bro, I don't know the maps, I don't

[05:17:29] know the abilities.

[05:17:31] It's kind of deep, bro.

[05:17:33] I don't know.

[05:17:34] Like, CS is peak two, but like,

[05:17:37] Valorant is peak as well.

[05:17:39] Bro, the little fighting and stuff.

[05:17:41] Also, every game, every game of Valorant you're in,

[05:17:44] there's just an EK in every game.

[05:17:47] I don't even, I don't know what to say.

[05:17:49] I don't even know what to say.

[05:17:51] It's like, awesome.

[05:17:52] That game is great.

[05:17:56] Now, chat, let's lock in.

[05:17:57] All right, man?

[05:17:58] Let's go.

[05:17:59] Let's lock in.

[05:18:00] Hivemind, are you ready? Wait, Hivemind, are you in call? Oh my god, there's Hivemind.

[05:18:11] Hivemind's Jhinxie Carter. Hivemind's Jhinxie Carter. Yo, Hivemind's Rakemized, uh,

[05:18:18] BattleRynSkills 1 out of 10. Be completely honest and unbiased.

[05:18:22] Um

[05:18:24] So yeah, I'll split this up in the categories you talking to women is you talking to the e-haz zero

[05:18:32] Are you dead? Are you every single time it was an air ball?

[05:18:37] I made that one girl laugh. I did come on

[05:18:41] Yeah, cool, bro. What do you think you're doing right now? Oh, she forgot about you

[05:18:48] You're in the

[05:18:52] You're right, bro. Yeah, you know what?

[05:18:55] How about you're right, bro? Let's just rip cases, bro.

[05:18:57] And just and just be. Listen, about, um, I can't do anything when Valorant's up in it.

[05:19:02] Nerves me, but now I can. Yeah. All right. Let's go. Hey, chat. Oh, no.

[05:19:08] You can see I bad news. How bad is the news on a scale of the one to 10?

[05:19:13] Right now it's not too bad, but I'm I can tell.

[05:19:17] I'm lagging tonight drinks. I'm lagging tonight.

[05:19:19] Are you or are you not getting DDoS?

[05:19:23] Probably not. Together.

[05:19:26] Shysa.

[05:19:27] Yo, so whoever the guy is that, no!

[05:19:30] Whoever the guy is that DDoS is high-vives, bro.

[05:19:33] Like, we're reporting you to the FBI, dude.

[05:19:36] This shit is illegal.

[05:19:38] So look at my cursor, bro!

[05:19:41] Yeah, I go online and oh my goodness, this is so bad.

[05:19:44] It's okay, it's okay.

[05:19:46] But I've seen you do that. I think I could do some other stuff. I've seen you do some other stuff.

[05:19:51] You know what? Yeah, you go ahead. You go ahead. Jixi, I'll just watch.

[05:19:58] I like this actually. Yeah. Let me take, you know, I'm going to take tonight off.

[05:20:02] I'm going to actually order some food.

[05:20:05] Um, I think, I don't know, you got this.

[05:20:10] She added you. What fast?

[05:20:12] Who Adam the girl at you?

[05:20:17] You might have to cancel cases. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I

[05:20:21] Don't know about that dude. What priorities priorities. Hi guys priorities. That's

[05:20:26] Bro. Oh, she's been out of you. Oh, yeah

[05:20:30] I must think about it about you kitten cases

[05:20:35] Case

[05:20:38] Yeah, yeah cases. Oh, let's do some cases

[05:20:42] Also, bro, look, I'm not the first guy. She's out of it. Hey Chad remember that, bro

[05:20:49] You're not the first guy. She's added on value stay up King. Hey Chad stay up twin

[05:20:54] You're not the first guy. She had on valor check. Don't ever forget that shit, bro

[05:21:00] Now you hit with that one mud

[05:21:03] Why say it like that? All right, I guys we got

[05:21:08] Oh my god

[05:21:10] No, I can't talk to sticker capsules for a daughter fuck a capsule

[05:21:19] Have as we've never been in here before store in here in so explain this and this is the cases in rotation, so

[05:21:29] There's some cases like the weapons case or

[05:21:33] There's a couple others that aren't in rotation anymore. So that means only players own them at that point

[05:21:40] So players can trade and sell and whatever.

[05:21:43] But these cases are coming from Valve, so you can spawn these in.

[05:21:48] Also the screens black, so they can't see anything.

[05:21:50] Why can't see?

[05:21:57] We'll have to hide the screen anyways, but getcha.

[05:21:59] These are the cases in rotation right now.

[05:22:02] Dreams of Nightmares? In rotation.

[05:22:04] Also I think Dreams of Nightmares went up in price.

[05:22:07] I'm not kidding you Jinxy, you are the method.

[05:22:09] Every case you like has gone up in price

[05:22:15] How much up in price it ago we shall see we shall see why is the price going up so people can up charge

[05:22:26] You're actually the method let me look about the chroma twos. Those are my faves. Those have a crazy. Oh my shit

[05:22:31] can the chat see that brother was it dream

[05:22:42] yeah I guess your chat I thought yeah it was like a dollar 15 it's two X in price

[05:22:50] uh yeah look job where hmm look 225

[05:23:05] bro but what about chroma twos don't come a

[05:23:08] tooth have like the crazy shit

[05:23:12] look at the graph yeah but yeah is there a

[05:23:16] a graph on it? Yeah.

[05:23:24] Gonna be

[05:23:28] here. Yo, my deal with the 20 get

[05:23:31] fair to saps.

[05:23:41] Oh, my God, that's bad.

[05:23:46] I

[05:23:49] That's since you've been buying them when that I start buying them

[05:23:55] Like right here

[05:23:57] Yeah

[05:24:00] We're not buying fucking dreams because that's double the price

[05:24:03] last

[05:24:04] Chroma plus 20%

[05:24:07] this month

[05:24:10] All right

[05:24:12] Is there any other reason I'm pretty sure it's this month's

[05:24:20] Is there any other reason for those going up you that's the row it's like two acts though

[05:24:27] Wait, what about chroma twos? Can we get to wait? No, no, no, no check chroma twos. Please tell me chroma

[05:24:32] Come on twos right just started buying promos like two days ago

[05:24:35] The last time we were on cases was three days ago and that was the last time I actually was buying promos

[05:24:40] I

[05:24:44] Chromedes went up then what would we do

[05:24:47] She's gonna be fucking sure my opening

[05:24:50] So you swear to God promises went up. You see just look at the chart bro. I'm not even kidding. I don't

[05:25:00] Six dollars

[05:25:03] We have to do chroma's cuz chroma's have the best knives like I'm trying to get something fucking crazy

[05:25:08] See remember high-vives we need to save money left over for a gold trade-out preferably like $600

[05:25:15] So we do like 13

[05:25:17] What?

[05:25:18] Why don't you about Twitter? Oh no, they thought I'm in Twitter. Oh

[05:25:24] They posted your ace I got it

[05:25:26] Wait Valorant Twitter posted my ace?

[05:25:28] Yeah

[05:25:34] No way wait, how about in my camera?

[05:25:36] Bro, Valorant Twitter posted me again!

[05:25:40] Oh!

[05:25:41] Oh!

[05:25:42] Dude, look at 10s, call it on here chat, listen, listen.

[05:25:47] Oh!

[05:25:48] Oh!

[05:25:49] Joke's over!

[05:25:50] Oh my god.

[05:25:51] Oh my god.

[05:25:52] And I want you to stay lined up and look up!

[05:25:57] First ace, dude!

[05:25:59] Look at my face, bro.

[05:26:00] I literally just borderline orgasmed.

[05:26:03] Oh!

[05:26:04] Bro, I've never aced in CS, but I aced in battle in on the first day chat. Does that mean CS is harder?

[05:26:12] Or is it just luck just luck?

[05:26:14] Bro, I don't know. Maybe Valorant's harder at first because you don't know the abilities

[05:26:18] Bro, maybe Valorant has a harder learning curve

[05:26:21] But I don't know CS has all the weird like movement shit. Chad what game has a steeper learning curve Chad?

[05:26:27] What game?

[05:26:34] Um

[05:26:41] You've seen the um the pro Valorant clip right of like all the util dumps on that one that's brown

[05:26:49] I like CS bro, maybe yeah, maybe CS bro

[05:26:53] I think you have seen it bro, but maybe if you're brand new valve harder just cuz I didn't know any abilities

[05:26:58] Well, like your brand. What do you want to buy you want to buy chroma's

[05:27:02] My shit, I want to just go 20 chroma 20 chroma 20 chroma 20 chroma 20 chroma

[05:27:09] God, I love it. Then when we have six on a nose, but we're gonna do a massive shout out ninja massive

[05:27:17] Gold trade it out

[05:27:25] Okay

[05:27:27] Let's see see how many we can buy bro six dollars. Oh my what?

[05:27:33] Wasn't it just five dollars seventy cents? It was just five dollars and seventy cents. No, it's dollars in a minute

[05:27:43] You're actually the method bro, okay

[05:27:50] Now it's wait it's six dollars and seven cents

[05:27:57] It was just $5.70. Fuck it by him. I want chroma's bro

[05:28:05] Good one no, it's not even good one

[05:28:09] Like do 20 of everything because I don't want to just get fleeced by these kids upscaling promos

[05:28:15] There's literally broke the price of chroma twos

[05:28:18] Five minutes ago was $5.70 now. It's six dollars and seven cents like come on

[05:28:23] I'm not just gonna let him scam me bro get every case 20 times each

[05:28:29] Okay, okay, I

[05:28:31] Will do that is so fucking corny chat. We both chat like look at that

[05:28:38] That's sickening and that's not even keys

[05:28:44] Yeah, that's actually gross

[05:28:47] Trade-ups are gonna be our like play on some real shit. I buzz

[05:28:50] us. It's $121 to buy 20 cases of chroma twos. That's actually

[05:29:01] bad. One of the more than one is fucking sound asleep right

[05:29:04] now. Okay, um, we're gonna buy that we're gonna. No, that's

[05:29:12] bad. You want dreams? We can do dreams. Yeah, to dreams.

[05:29:17] I

[05:29:21] Okay, do the do the usual

[05:29:24] Use the use yeah, okay, okay, okay, just do 20 of every case and then

[05:29:30] We'll just keep going until we have like six hundred dollars left and then we'll do a trade-off

[05:29:36] Ones asleep guys

[05:29:39] Ones asleep, bro

[05:29:41] Squishy is squishy up. No way. Squishy's up chat guys. We got a big case opening tonight actually lock it

[05:29:47] Um, I'm gonna get all the cases

[05:29:51] On um, monday or tuesday today's tuesday right squishy takes tuesday off and monday

[05:29:58] Um, let's get some fevers in here. Let's see the fever prices. We haven't checked that. Oh

[05:30:09] Wait, by the way, they were burn out. Is he he's in the chat

[05:30:13] Yeah. I'm here. Oh, it's which is actually she's

[05:30:16] I mean, yeah, switchy. Do you want to join? Oh, you're not

[05:30:18] streaming? switchy. If you want to slap some cases. Fuck.

[05:30:21] Yeah, brother.

[05:30:24] switchy. You let me know, bro. I'm just always down.

[05:30:28] guys. Oh, I'm tapping. I'm tapping. Sorry guys. Oh,

[05:30:31] nay is asleep.

[05:30:35] Down to get squishers in. So fever cases when we started

[05:30:38] were 80 cents, by the way.

[05:30:41] He said he's down your call squishy. Yeah, okay. Okay, we're gonna squishy about the market

[05:30:47] This is bad

[05:30:49] It's actually getting bad. No, where are you going?

[05:30:53] Swishy I can go

[05:30:55] I'm not sure how you do that.

[05:30:57] Yeah, just.

[05:31:06] Share your screen.

[05:31:07] I have news to tell you, bro.

[05:31:09] What's up?

[05:31:10] What's up?

[05:31:11] You're not live so I can just per my share screen.

[05:31:13] Yeah.

[05:31:14] Okay.

[05:31:15] Squishy.

[05:31:16] Dreams and nightmares.

[05:31:17] How much dreams and nightmares was two weeks ago?

[05:31:20] Like two wish 1.5 or some shit or was it?

[05:31:24] I don't know, something like that?

[05:31:25] Look.

[05:31:27] Look at the chart of dreams tonight, man, Squishy.

[05:31:29] Look at the chart of dreams.

[05:31:31] Stop it there.

[05:31:32] Squishy, I swear to God, I'm not kidding.

[05:31:34] The price of ChromaQs went up 30 cents

[05:31:37] in the last 10 minutes.

[05:31:38] This was $5.70, Squishy.

[05:31:40] Like, I swear to God.

[05:31:41] Look at the peak, look at the peak.

[05:31:44] Oh my God.

[05:31:45] Yeah, so this is like right now?

[05:31:47] You started playing, yeah.

[05:31:48] This is right when you started playing.

[05:31:50] And then just went on.

[05:31:50] Holy fucking Jinxie effect.

[05:31:52] Goddamn, bro.

[05:31:53] Yeah, great effect, bro. Now I just have to pay more money for my games.

[05:31:56] Oh, wait, wait, wait, Dixie, you can become a multi-millionaire.

[05:31:59] Just buy and hold, buy and hold, bro.

[05:32:02] Man, look at Fever's.

[05:32:03] What's that billionaire?

[05:32:04] Fever's for 80 cents when we started.

[05:32:08] Holy shit.

[05:32:10] Oh, it actually doesn't even want.

[05:32:12] Manipulate, guys, I'm paying more for the games as...

[05:32:16] Like, it doesn't make any fucking sense.

[05:32:19] Let's look at fractures, because that's, that's, I mean, that's our, like...

[05:32:21] I'm losing money regardless.

[05:32:23] I

[05:32:26] Brother the price of every case has skyrocketed that we put that

[05:32:32] Let's take a fractures. Maybe fractures because fractures are like fourth case that we go to

[05:32:36] Yeah

[05:32:38] Dude, that's actually insane everything fractures are 85 cents

[05:32:46] Um no, but that's still bad like it was down here when you started it

[05:32:53] If I should set this month up to what are the up 13 just rip them all I find rip them all walk it

[05:33:03] Okay, all right

[05:33:05] Let's do some utterance a good-ass games. You want to do other you want to do other pieces. Yeah, I'm ass

[05:33:11] I'm a astra. Yeah, how about get any case you want bro. Just go crazy kid in the candy shop

[05:33:16] Hi guys get as many taste as you can any case you can get just get 20 of them any case

[05:33:21] anything okay it's gonna be the ultimate case opening bro look this is a good comparison

[05:33:30] this case we don't buy look look at the price so revolver case I don't even know if we've

[05:33:36] bought those it's one up to percent we bought it like one time by that one by that one by

[05:33:43] that one by that one switchies have you played ordering yeah bro I'm a I'm a I'm

[05:33:48] I reached immortal which is a second high Frank like

[05:34:06] See, like this is a talk about chat!

[05:34:08] See what I'm saying, see what I'm saying!

[05:34:10] Squish is like, I'm ass!

[05:34:12] It was like two years ago, two years ago!

[05:34:14] Your concept of ass is not actually ass, bro.

[05:34:16] I am ass!

[05:34:18] No, but now I'm ass!

[05:34:20] Now I'm ass!

[05:34:22] What other cases chat?

[05:34:24] Just name them?

[05:34:26] Bro, I just get every fucking case we can get.

[05:34:28] Get 20 of them.

[05:34:30] 20 here, 20 here.

[05:34:32] Well, I'm trying to apply ass cases.

[05:34:34] Like we're just gonna rip all the cases cuz I what I'm not gonna do is these kids are up charging chroma twos to like fleece me

[05:34:41] I'm not just gonna do promise

[05:34:44] High-fives dinner dinner did not go from five dollars seventy cents to six dollars in five minutes literally

[05:34:50] We will watch you the chart go up. We literally watch that noise, bro. I'm not gonna be pleased, bro

[05:34:56] Yes, we can get some gamma twos gamma twos are max one so squishy what game are you actually bad at like FIFA no

[05:35:02] Yeah, you know, I used to be crazy

[05:35:07] I'm done

[05:35:18] Back in the day, bro, I was good. I was good. I can definitely look at a FIFA ego, bro

[05:35:22] Like like everyone back in the ego with that was what about like Minecraft? Were you good at minecraft? No

[05:35:27] I'm actually as a minecraft bro. I never played. I never played. I never played never played.

[05:35:32] What about Fortnite? What about that's my bad?

[05:35:35] Oh, I'm ass. I won't be one. Lacey, he fucked me bro. I didn't realize there was like a

[05:35:39] Skill gap like that like it's actually kind of crazy. I'm not gonna lie.

[05:35:42] Oh, yeah, of course it's a good one. What are the cases?

[05:35:45] Yeah, yeah, bro. No, Lacey's actually good. Lacey's actually good at Fortnite. I didn't realize that.

[05:35:49] Prisma 2?

[05:35:52] Okay.

[05:35:54] No, but Valorant, I'm probably like flat right now if I play it again.

[05:35:58] Flurry of Sees.

[05:36:00] Flurry of Sees.

[05:36:01] Flurry of Sees.

[05:36:02] And no key dicks, it's easier than CS, bro.

[05:36:03] I think it's easier to pick up for a new player, but it's more like chaotic U2, but

[05:36:08] I think the done play is easier, in my opinion.

[05:36:11] A little more forgiving, if you know what I mean.

[05:36:16] Well, boys, yeah, no, 100% 100%.

[05:36:19] Tonight has the making to be the greatest case opening I've ever done or the worst case opening I've ever done

[05:36:26] Also tonight high-fives. This is gonna be the most we spent in a single night, right?

[05:36:31] um

[05:36:35] Yeah, if we can refill yeah, I'm trying to

[05:36:39] So yeah tonight could be the best night ever or the worst brown will actually like kind of see I guess

[05:36:45] Uh, thanks everywhere you test spam and ex-qc pollen that I put this dream. He's just playing rock league

[05:36:50] So I don't know

[05:36:52] This one for this person shit again. Okay

[05:36:56] Chat classic. How do you differentiate like real and not real? Uh, you know, bro. I just read what my mods say

[05:37:04] I like it's just it's just fucking white noise

[05:37:06] I

[05:37:10] Was a check

[05:37:13] I'm not gonna lie. I think that's right if you really are and I think you're talking attention over all Dean here

[05:37:18] You say, you know who that is

[05:37:29] I

[05:37:31] Okay, Ronaldinho is like top five most famous footballers ever which I'd agree with that

[05:37:38] I'd agree with that

[05:37:38] But I think if you're not old-time watcher you wouldn't know though like if you only knew like you might not

[05:37:43] I don't know if some new team people might know they might know but if you don't really watch much you might not know

[05:37:50] Yeah, Tens is cool, right?

[05:37:53] Yeah, Tens is like the nicest coach ever bro like you laugh at me a hundred times

[05:38:01] It's his first day. It's his first day. Dude, my first day I was nice to you, bro

[05:38:07] I took some time to ease into it and then I and then I

[05:38:09] Know the first day I hit the crossbar six times in a row and then you

[05:38:13] Yeah, you're right. You're right

[05:38:16] Okay, but that was hilarious, bro. How many look we laugh at?

[05:38:19] These kids are being aids, bro. What do you mean? What does not there's not there's not

[05:38:25] There's not selling right now

[05:38:27] My arm just overpay. I guess. God damn it. I'm at kinds of like twenty nineteen, bro

[05:38:34] Yeah, we're both on cloud nine together

[05:38:36] I just think I'm gonna go to some Puma shoot in Croatia. So we're there for like a weekend

[05:38:41] And you got like super drunk and like I showed up late the next day was funny star

[05:38:45] Now my chat is saying well, honey, blue is calling

[05:38:48] Yo chat a couple of things, bro

[05:38:50] If you're gonna tell a joke make it be a little bit like seriously guys

[05:38:54] If you're gonna tell a joke make it a little bit funny job. What are the cases we got a gamma twos now

[05:39:04] We don't we don't do a little bit of everything yeah, he was good at CS. Thanks. I don't know if you know that but he was actually like really good

[05:39:11] Yeah, he told me oh some glove cases chat. What's the best glove case?

[05:39:14] maybe a couple terminals maybe a little terminal action

[05:39:24] watch case though in like five terminals I don't know

[05:39:30] you're looking for $4,000 right now $4,000 worth of cases and gold traded ups if we can

[05:39:35] refill keyword if we can do some we could do some jack gift to do your job in the fucking

[05:39:41] I

[05:39:44] Bro the price of terminals has went down so much all these shit worth these $40 or no

[05:39:50] I

[05:39:51] Think it does decrease for these like when they come out there like they're pretty inflate how many you want like five

[05:39:57] Yeah, two five. I just want to have like enough money to actually buy a skin if we get it

[05:40:02] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[05:40:05] I'll rip those first two just so we can see

[05:40:07] You need any e-kittens on about it, uh, brother

[05:40:13] I think in the 80% of my games. I'm not exaggerating. Yo

[05:40:19] Valorant is like

[05:40:20] Literally, yeah, bro. It's the greatest game ever

[05:40:24] Yeah, there's a e-kitten just cheering you on every game like that is peak. We're gonna have fever cases

[05:40:31] Hmm made luck for myself

[05:40:33] Yeah, I'm not being this fucking chat. None of these people are always...

[05:40:37] What do you think? She could do some... I mean...

[05:40:42] Because have you ever done a danger zone? Is that even a good case?

[05:40:48] Bro, I'm just...

[05:40:49] Do you really care?

[05:40:50] Dude, no. We're just getting gold. We're stacking up gold tonight, dude.

[05:40:55] Tonight's about stacking up these fucking golds.

[05:40:58] And then we're going to do a gold trade-up.

[05:41:00] We're gonna pack like three golds and then we're gonna do a gold trader. I'm telling you good energy tonight. Love positivity

[05:41:07] That's yep

[05:41:08] Diddy is calling you

[05:41:18] Guys well, oh no, you cannot receive this item where she and Tori may be full GG. Oh

[05:41:25] You have to uh, you have to do some um trade-ups

[05:41:29] This is what we were talking about when I just read yeah, yeah

[05:41:33] How is it can't you just put it on a storage container as well? Yeah, we can buy a storage container. Where's my game?

[05:41:44] So

[05:41:47] We've been out of space

[05:41:49] Yeah, let's just do this. Yeah, I want to go quality, but it's a bottom top the bottom

[05:42:02] Bang bang so much that you hit an ace on valor is that oh my god the company of this AKG

[05:42:08] Oh, that's a kid in a row. I did it on balance, but yeah, I did in my first back

[05:42:14] That's kind of crazy actually

[05:42:19] What is that yes acing is hard I have an ace on CS

[05:42:23] But the first thing I told my chat was I have an ace on CS for my first day of matter and I aced

[05:42:29] Yeah, that's actually crazy

[05:42:32] All right, we should have space now. I just cleared out like 40 things. I'll do one more

[05:42:37] You know what I mean to have mine

[05:42:39] Yeah

[05:42:41] So make a little bit more space a little bit more space

[05:42:46] Seven Jesus Christ

[05:42:49] your drinks are saying LeBron calling

[05:42:53] yo obviously he's not calling have us use all

[05:42:56] eleven of your brain cell bro LeBron James not fucking calling

[05:43:00] for a fucking CS go straight alright now we should have space

[05:43:04] I'm gonna click on like fifty days shit in space

[05:43:08] LeBron is not calling chat shut this stupid shit up

[05:43:13] alright so

[05:43:17] I'll have to hide.

[05:43:18] Big cake opening tonight.

[05:43:19] Yeah.

[05:43:20] Yeah.

[05:43:21] Okay.

[05:43:22] I'll just again.

[05:43:27] Keep going, bro.

[05:43:31] I just cleaned out like 50, 50 things, bro.

[05:43:33] We have space for tonight.

[05:43:34] I don't have to get those items.

[05:43:37] You're e-kitten is calling you.

[05:43:39] Yo, so wait, chat.

[05:43:40] The rain that was giggling actually added me.

[05:43:43] Say slime.

[05:43:44] Say you swear to God.

[05:43:46] Yeah

[05:43:48] On seeds you had to literally go on e-pal. It's a meet-a-girl bro on Valorant. It's every game

[05:43:57] Oh my god, we spent so much

[05:44:01] What'd you say?

[05:44:03] What's e-pal? What's e-pal?

[05:44:05] If you don't ask look bro some questions is better left unsaid

[05:44:10] I

[05:44:13] Basically

[05:44:17] You hire a female or male gamer

[05:44:25] Keep in mind I haven't done this in over a year

[05:44:34] Someone said rent a girl what

[05:44:36] Yeah, you basically talk about

[05:44:38] Basically, it's by the hour or by 30 minutes or by the ball

[05:44:43] He basically rented a female

[05:44:51] No, but it's not weird like that, bro

[05:44:54] Yeah, but I just know you were calling him mommy and stuff. I know you

[05:45:02] No, no, no, no, I

[05:45:04] I want chat. No, I wasn't check we get on battle it tomorrow. I don't know

[05:45:12] Okay, you know, you're more rip these we have to put a lot

[05:45:16] Let me see my turn on this. We got let me see

[05:45:18] So that was a good game. That was a good game, bro

[05:45:21] I really like the fighting in battle and I really like that. It's very

[05:45:27] We only have one case we're one terminal

[05:45:30] Also, chat, if we do do, I said do do, chat, if we, I'm sorry, if we do do, okay, if we

[05:45:43] do end up doing a, um, Vattlement streamer tournament, which I think we're going to be

[05:45:49] able to do, we're going to make it 5B5 this time because 4B4 was peak, um, we'll do

[05:45:54] 5B5.

[05:45:55] I need to get training, chat.

[05:45:56] I need to be like ready to go for that.

[05:45:58] It's either gonna be this Sunday or next probably next

[05:46:04] Okay

[05:46:06] The rain I'm just a bunch of how would you know how would you know rain on out of me say you swear

[05:46:14] Probably could do a queue with her tomorrow child got him such a fucking child

[05:46:23] Having I don't know I think storage is the way I ask you could just like mass

[05:46:26] Uh, where are they at?

[05:46:28] Is it containers?

[05:46:30] Is it containers?

[05:46:32] Do you know what that is?

[05:46:34] Oh, no.

[05:46:36] Do you have the tools?

[05:46:38] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:46:40] Let's do that.

[05:46:44] Oh, you can also have a thousand.

[05:46:46] I think you can just mask, put everything in.

[05:46:48] Yeah.

[05:46:50] I got a five-sorge container.

[05:46:52] Yes, I'm gonna shoot it.

[05:46:54] I'm not sure that I can just...

[05:47:02] ...are using it.

[05:47:05] Oh, you can name the storage container.

[05:47:06] Yeah, name it.

[05:47:07] Jynx, it's your storage container, bro.

[05:47:09] Come on.

[05:47:17] What?

[05:47:19] Yeah, they did check.

[05:47:20] I named it Hibiscus.

[05:47:21] what are you trying to say like I'm not gonna ask any questions

[05:47:28] okay we can't see anything yeah jack no fucking shit

[05:47:33] you can't I don't leak my car

[05:47:35] oh no way after manual click call these no no no no no

[05:47:39] oh do you I thought you could just like highlight like select the whole thing

[05:47:42] I thought you could bro guys we already got space

[05:47:45] let's get the quaking no we don't we don't have space bro I promise you we

[05:47:50] Don't just get to click and hide mine

[05:47:54] Yeah, I know the screen is black

[05:47:57] Why are someone clicking why is someone clicking? I'm gonna get mad. Who's clicking who's clicking? No, some are unclicking

[05:48:03] Yo chat use your head y'all if the screen is black is that I want to leak my credit card

[05:48:09] Turn the music off. No the music's immersive. Let it go

[05:48:12] I

[05:48:16] Mind is so dumb. No, it's not go

[05:48:19] Hail just leak it. Yo, Mura. How about no dude? I'm not leaking my fucking card. Someone's gonna buy like a car

[05:48:31] Yeah, by the way chat if you hack into his valorant account you are a millionaire

[05:48:36] Okay, that's not how that works, bro. It's gonna be a stop law, bro

[05:48:39] my bank is gonna be like oh someone's fucking spending money on your card

[05:48:45] another state and then you'll get arrested no one hacked me so you're a

[05:48:53] coward uh mura mura mura I don't know if you like you think you're smart I'm not

[05:48:58] a coward brah

[05:49:00] agency can I have $1,000 so Chad if I give everyone a thousand dollars then

[05:49:09] I'll have zero dollars

[05:49:13] about shit myself in me pussy good good just give me a hint anytime of the day

[05:49:24] here yo Frankie we are going as fast as we can Frankie

[05:49:29] Thanks, you do you think we went to the moon?

[05:49:34] No, that's it was fake as fuck actually talked about that on a podcast of voice critical

[05:49:37] We did not go to the moon yo chat in the quote-unquote moon

[05:49:42] Yeah, it's one three

[05:49:46] Yeah, in the quote-unquote moon landing video

[05:49:49] Tell me why the flag was blowing in space, but there's no wind

[05:49:52] I mean it doesn't take five brain cells to figure this out. Hi guys. That's definitely enough items

[05:49:56] I know I know well we got a bite like chat. Let's think here. Let's use our hat

[05:50:01] No, no, come on. Let's think guys if we landed on the moon. Why would the oh my god this is taking forever

[05:50:11] Are you an idiot? Yo, bro, your name is fartmeister, please don't try to don't try to ego me

[05:50:19] You believe in aliens though jigs bro, of course, I believe in aliens brown chat y'all this how big the universe is guys

[05:50:26] bro we are like light years away from like civilizations and colonies that

[05:50:31] will never be able to find or discover we'll see ever because they're light

[05:50:34] years away

[05:50:36] get scared aliens bro I feel like aliens we chill like they'd be cool with us

[05:50:40] and they could be friends no I think aliens would probably fucking wipe us out

[05:50:44] ah brother they could have already us that's the perspective right that they

[05:50:48] could have right through the beginning assuming aliens are geniuses

[05:50:51] What if aliens are fucking idiots

[05:50:54] We are aliens y'all

[05:50:57] Like don't I'm saying bro like to them we're aliens and we're dumb as fuck bro. They might be just as dumb as us

[05:51:07] That's true. I can your fat shut up. So okay, Marty even if I'm fat that doesn't mean I'm wrong also not fat

[05:51:14] I mean you can't just say I'm fat and then say I'm wrong

[05:51:17] have you ever seen like an ant colony like in somebody's house like it's like a

[05:51:21] it's like the thing that they watch you know it's like in a room what if we're

[05:51:25] somebody's aunt colony in a room what if we're a simulation like an experiment

[05:51:32] you ever seen Rick and Morty but we're like it's a good show what if I get

[05:51:44] four goals tonight. Okay, that storage unit literally took like 10 years, but it's over.

[05:51:51] Well, that's way better than trading up. It's way faster. You know what I mean? You're not

[05:52:01] under anything. You fat lord. Okay. So again, what is wait afternoon with what I'm saying?

[05:52:08] what the hell take that run aside wait are we almost done I think we almost ready

[05:52:14] almost there now I think we did get scanned on terminals for some reason the

[05:52:20] buy order went through for five and we only got one

[05:52:26] it's okay though you don't get mad over there

[05:52:31] I can't hide mine hey tonight tonight four golds

[05:52:37] No fucking five golds

[05:52:40] fucking six golds

[05:52:42] Bro, we're gonna be able to probably do realistically two trade-ups

[05:52:45] And we're gonna pull four golds out. I'm telling you dawg

[05:52:51] We're trying not to be kidding. I kind of want to play battle tomorrow that game is fun that that game is good

[05:53:01] I think they're about to do these already.

[05:53:08] We have so many cases for all.

[05:53:16] So many cases for all.

[05:53:18] I wanna remember your dude, right?

[05:53:21] Like I'm pretty sure you're doing nice.

[05:53:22] Like you're about on track.

[05:53:24] Brother, I'm beyond fucking dude.

[05:53:27] I'm due as fuck.

[05:53:29] I'm so do it's insane

[05:53:32] What the fuck is this game play yo bro? I don't know if your brain is lagging. It's not gameplay

[05:53:37] We're spending money to open cases. That's what's happening

[05:53:43] That's already done

[05:53:45] Turn on TTS and I'm down if it's hmm. Oh god. Hey y'all just gonna harass me bro. I'm not doing that shit anymore

[05:53:51] is this guy gay first-time chatter uh no shout out but no i'm not gay like

[05:54:06] it's a reasonable question no but like what like what is that even like like bro what we're doing

[05:54:13] a CS case opening why are you concerned my sexuality

[05:54:18] box is taking so much time

[05:54:24] bro doing it like this is so good i've asked we can just keep going on cases

[05:54:29] yeah also i think we should bro we should like stock up for a week

[05:54:34] and buy expensive shit like off third party sites and even try to see it

[05:54:38] Oh, it's a big ass unboxing.

[05:54:41] Wait, am I twisted?

[05:54:43] No, you're fucking dead on the money.

[05:54:46] Brother, I love what you're saying.

[05:54:48] Say that again!

[05:54:50] We should listen.

[05:54:51] So, you know how there's...

[05:54:52] No, it takes us like a week to just do some crazy shit!

[05:54:55] Yeah, and we could buy the 30k, like, um, uh, capsules too.

[05:55:00] No!

[05:55:02] You know...

[05:55:03] I might as well pump the brakes on what?

[05:55:05] No, I'm not doing that.

[05:55:07] 30k capsules 10 30k capsules you're gonna hit big on one of them

[05:55:13] would that be three hundred thousand dollars even if I hit big on one of them

[05:55:17] I'm gonna lose money no we can grab like one

[05:55:20] tights and all tights and all tights and all all right you could be ready to go

[05:55:26] all right let me in show three all righty chat hi guys talk to me talk to

[05:55:34] the chat how many cases do we have the queen the bonus right now oh god I forgot

[05:55:39] well I put a lot so we have why you can chat scroll for the keys so we have

[05:55:46] chroma 2 we have dreams and nightmares we have fever cases we have fractures we

[05:55:53] have all of our cases, holy black. And then we have, we have, we have, um, Gamma twos.

[05:56:04] We have danger zone. I don't think he's ever opened a danger zone. We have Prisma twos.

[05:56:11] Um, and then we have a storage unit. No, but we also have a terminal, right? For five

[05:56:18] well we got scammed on four of them so we have one terminal what what do you mean

[05:56:23] like they like I'm not getting them yeah the purchase order went through there's

[05:56:29] not here the money got deducted or refunded I think they took the money

[05:56:34] okay what yes oh maybe reset the game but we'll cross that we get

[05:56:43] I'm ready to go under the chroma slash is the most expensive everyone and I mean

[05:56:50] everyone in the chat needs to lock in now mobs for the prediction will Jinxie

[05:56:56] pull a gold not counting trade-ups I'm gonna say this again not counting

[05:57:03] trade-ups will Jinxie pull a gold from a face that's a prediction channel to

[05:57:06] give you guys two minutes above everybody lock in don't type no don't fucking

[05:57:11] type it just both stop being annoying also I'll remember that negative energy

[05:57:19] bro I'll never that negative energy when I have four goals tonight mark my

[05:57:23] bad all right you guys can go to the prediction let's go let's just start

[05:57:27] let's go

[05:57:29] statistically do I mean first case why not right no big deal no no not that

[05:57:37] I'm washed, I'm getting washed.

[05:57:47] This has to be it.

[05:57:51] I mean, that's a damn good start, is it not?

[05:57:55] Eating up early.

[05:58:00] Sorry, I won't do it.

[05:58:01] We're here for gold 99.5% of the time we don't get a gold you get a stack

[05:58:29] So we want to say that we're happy about it. Okay, let the game go though

[05:58:36] Not bad

[05:58:43] Hi guys, family people about the manifesting horrible energy

[05:58:48] Are you fucking kidding me kid?

[05:58:56] I don't know what to be

[05:58:59] What the fuck is this?

[05:59:06] Gold?

[05:59:07] Gold?

[05:59:08] F*****g!

[05:59:09] I'm yelling for us in my night at the incoming.

[05:59:12] I feel like it's good.

[05:59:13] I feel like it's really good.

[05:59:14] Let's take a look at my body.

[05:59:16] Cat bro, cat bro!

[05:59:17] Hold on the prediction!

[05:59:18] Both!

[05:59:19] You have three minutes!

[05:59:20] F**king both!

[05:59:21] Come on.

[05:59:22] This next case is it.

[05:59:23] Blue!

[05:59:24] Blue!

[05:59:25] Blue!

[05:59:26] Oh I like that.

[05:59:57] You can tell it was rushed. Bro, they actually have their asses. It just reveals the gun to Insta, like...

[06:00:02] There's no build up.

[06:00:04] Oh, there's no edge. There's no edge.

[06:00:05] I actually wanted to, like, pause on it. I knew he was fast.

[06:00:08] And then, and then, Squishy, you could choose to buy it. It's kind of like terminals, I think.

[06:00:13] Oh, you don't, like, Insta get it? You have to still buy it after?

[06:00:18] Are you bought it?

[06:00:19] No. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

[06:00:22] Fourth key seven case. Hey brother if this is a golden tears, I'm not kidding

[06:00:27] Fourth key one two three four. Wait what how you can take me to the fourth?

[06:00:33] Let him go let him go one two three four

[06:00:36] One two three four five six seven. This is golden tears. This is golden tears. Oh the golden tears

[06:00:45] Gold gold gold. Oh, yes

[06:00:48] Good time man, right, Maz now, Hannah from the stream.

[06:00:53] Mother of shit, it's fucking shit!

[06:00:57] We want gold!

[06:00:59] Well, you open the case and you have to buy the thing in it to open another case.

[06:01:02] That's very appropriate.

[06:01:03] Phew!

[06:01:05] That's interesting.

[06:01:06] Bonnie Blue calling you, yo.

[06:01:08] Are there any moderators in this stream tonight, legitimately?

[06:01:13] Where's Bonnie Blue calling?

[06:01:14] No high-bives it's just some troll ass kids

[06:01:19] Oh remember we were going to do that collab but not so far

[06:01:23] Yeah, it's not a line-up of what it was. Yeah, we were going through but

[06:01:27] Yeah, we had it all right now. What are you huffing and puffing over? We didn't get shit

[06:01:32] We have them again

[06:01:37] No

[06:02:09] It's about love. It's about money.

[06:02:11] Mother, we don't care about the blues.

[06:02:13] They're breaking us down.

[06:02:15] We've been too positive, I think.

[06:02:17] Because this positivity,

[06:02:19] what has it gotten us in the last two cases?

[06:02:21] You know what, you're right.

[06:02:22] Fuck these fucking criminals!

[06:02:24] Give me a fucking code!

[06:02:26] Or this is my last day's opening!

[06:02:30] I like that.

[06:02:31] Very dominant of you.

[06:02:33] My work.

[06:02:35] That's your act check.

[06:02:37] I'll be out of here if you fucking...

[06:02:40] Ah, foul, foul.

[06:02:44] It is what it is that happens, but...

[06:02:46] Bang!

[06:02:46] Oh.

[06:02:48] A few of those.

[06:02:50] I think we got $4,000 to go.

[06:02:52] It's gonna be a great night.

[06:02:54] Everyone, relax!

[06:02:56] Gold is due, gold is due.

[06:02:57] Gold is due.

[06:02:58] When are we gonna end, like, 4 a.m.?

[06:03:01] I see that, I didn't see it forever.

[06:03:03] God, it's here.

[06:03:03] Well, we do have to change it up, we do have to change it up.

[06:03:05] If I forget, 3 after like $600 gone in an instant.

[06:03:09] Screw.

[06:03:10] Screw, screw, screw.

[06:03:14] Hey, Dixie, can you delay the case opening? I'm jerking off.

[06:03:17] Alright.

[06:03:18] Mobs, let's go.

[06:03:20] Scroll up.

[06:03:21] Permafan, please.

[06:03:23] Permafuckin' bass.

[06:03:24] Clean this bullshit ass shit up.

[06:03:26] Yo, Dixie, can you open the case as quiet or brown from the sleep?

[06:03:35] Not bad, LMG.

[06:03:37] See, there you go, you're burning.

[06:03:39] It's LMG, guys.

[06:03:40] Yeah, LMG, yeah.

[06:03:44] I saw a rat, did I not?

[06:03:45] Got a rat? Yeah, you did, you did.

[06:03:47] Shotgun! Not bad.

[06:03:48] That means you're probably close, guys!

[06:03:52] Since you're my ADH, my OCD, bro, it's like going crazy.

[06:03:55] You left one case.

[06:03:57] You left one danger down.

[06:03:59] Or what is it called?

[06:04:01] Oh, you left two.

[06:04:02] Two prisoners, two prisoners left.

[06:04:03] Two prisoners left.

[06:04:04] Break on.

[06:04:06] Break on.

[06:04:07] If I'm going to check, like, um, how many cases have been opened in total?

[06:04:11] So, you know, how close you are to, like, being statistically for sure new?

[06:04:15] Oh, we should check.

[06:04:16] Yeah, I have to pull it out because it's been a minute now.

[06:04:18] Wait, put it on my stats! Yes, yes! Put it on my stats!

[06:04:23] I feel like it's like, like, seven hundred.

[06:04:25] Gabin prayer. I'm not praying to Gabin. He's taking all my...

[06:04:28] Brother, no! No!

[06:04:31] I don't know what it is, but it's gone!

[06:04:35] I don't know if it will show anything, but just to make sure.

[06:04:39] Inventory?

[06:04:41] And then over here...

[06:04:43] I can't move on, baby.

[06:04:47] Wait, no.

[06:04:49] Wait, what?

[06:04:51] Where's it at?

[06:04:53] Am I stupid?

[06:04:55] Is it...

[06:04:57] Yes?

[06:04:59] Yeah. Wow. Update data. That's not it. There's no right. All right. It's it's a it'll go through the day so it'll take a little bit.

[06:05:10] Oh, wait, let's see. Yeah. So it's gonna update you see it going through the days. Yeah, yeah. I have not. I have not opened 426 cases. It's been more.

[06:05:21] So wait, how long does this take to update it?

[06:05:24] It'll take a little bit, I think.

[06:05:26] I don't know.

[06:05:30] Oh, it's going up.

[06:05:32] Oh my god.

[06:05:34] Oh my, oh my.

[06:05:35] Wait, the reds are about to jump up though.

[06:05:37] Remember we got a lot of reds here.

[06:05:39] It's coming up, it's coming up.

[06:05:40] Oh, there it is.

[06:05:41] Up to four.

[06:05:43] Not bad, Jinx.

[06:05:45] That's not a, 229.

[06:05:47] 0.7%, not bad.

[06:05:49] Yeah, how did you do for a second gold?

[06:05:53] Wait, is the gold even loaded a heart point to the do per second gold, bro. Wait, oh my how many wait

[06:06:01] Well, I don't think the gold loaded yet

[06:06:03] Because it doesn't it says zero special items. I don't think they don't you're right

[06:06:09] Loaded nine hundred. Oh work that worked out. Oh, there we are. Yep. Yo, I said it that I

[06:06:14] I

[06:06:22] You're more than do brother you're almost do for three it's not even done yet

[06:06:30] Thanks, you're almost do for three though or two more it's done now it's done now, right?

[06:06:36] I've opened 1,069 cases

[06:06:39] One gold only wow less than two weeks and we've got a lot of status though. Look at all the studies

[06:06:45] I didn't say I thought the stat tracks squishy. Come on

[06:06:51] They're rare man, look at that 10% of my cases have stat tracks seven nine point seven percent of blues

[06:06:57] 50% purple to birthday percent. What is consumer? I don't know what that is

[06:07:05] Consumer

[06:07:07] Alright so you're definitely going to be a dead man.

[06:07:10] Is that a consumer?

[06:07:18] You're like way past it actually.

[06:07:25] Consumers the default skins.

[06:07:29] I'm just pretty bad.

[06:07:34] GO! GO! GO! GO!

[06:07:36] Talk to me NICE!

[06:07:39] BANG!

[06:07:40] So wait, I pulled one gold in a thousand cases?

[06:07:43] Yeah.

[06:07:44] That is actually seconded.

[06:07:46] Well actually, like almost $113.

[06:07:48] Plus $113.

[06:07:49] Wait, that's actually like insane, isn't it not?

[06:07:52] I'm supposed to be at two right now.

[06:07:55] BANG!

[06:07:56] Oh!

[06:07:57] Hey!

[06:07:58] this looks fat new well now

[06:08:03] hand is a little bit up trust me minimal wear yep I'm turning it

[06:08:06] oh my god I'm turning this is getting really really really crazy that's

[06:08:12] probably two two dollars that's my bad

[06:08:16] some of the chat despite fmw infamy before like that guy's lost

[06:08:22] that guy's actually so degenic crazy I mean chat I've

[06:08:27] 1,100 cases in I have one goal that it was shit like if I'm not you who is do bro

[06:08:35] What did Jason get that $2,000 knife from?

[06:08:41] The only the only one that has a butterfly

[06:08:45] Open one with your penis. How about my nose?

[06:08:49] No, so do no, so do

[06:08:53] Buddy a lot of 100 B

[06:08:57] Purple?

[06:08:58] What do you do for two golds today minimum, I think?

[06:09:02] It has to be, it has to be.

[06:09:05] They're the same size anyway, hilarious chat, yeah.

[06:09:08] My penis is the size of my nose.

[06:09:10] You guys are fucking comedians, bro.

[06:09:12] You gotta have a relatively average penis, by the way.

[06:09:15] Not small, not large.

[06:09:17] Gold!

[06:09:20] Oh, step-track and purple.

[06:09:22] Weasel, look at that shit.

[06:09:23] You should use that.

[06:09:25] Bro, make sure you hit the gold on the promise though.

[06:09:28] Remember, make the gold on the promise.

[06:09:30] Gold.

[06:09:31] Gold.

[06:09:35] Blue.

[06:09:38] It's not about how you start, it's about how you finish.

[06:09:41] I say the same exact thing with masturbating?

[06:09:44] Goal.

[06:09:47] Not about how you start, but how you finish.

[06:09:49] We're trying to blow a whole fucking load.

[06:09:51] Alright?

[06:09:55] Go for the boi.

[06:09:57] You gonna do that same trade up that we did before?

[06:10:02] Uh, the one we did last night.

[06:10:05] That's what we're doing.

[06:10:07] That's the max one?

[06:10:08] That's it up with cinema.

[06:10:09] Yeah, that's the max win.

[06:10:13] That's it.

[06:10:14] That's 14k nice and it's a cheat.

[06:10:17] Yeah, that's the one.

[06:10:19] That's the one.

[06:10:20] What did you get out of that?

[06:10:22] After these cases, I'm not trolling. I'm a fucking degenerate. Yeah, let's do it after those cases because they are pretty

[06:10:38] It was the

[06:10:40] Oh, yeah, it was decent. It was decent. It wasn't bad. Not bad.

[06:10:44] We lost 100 bucks on the $600 trade-up. It's like, yeah, we lost 100 bucks, but it's like, I mean, that normal doesn't happen. Normal values all the money.

[06:10:51] Yeah, yeah. Normal value, like, I'm $90 a knife.

[06:10:54] What if I was like the best thing you could have got, though, Loki?

[06:11:00] Well, yeah, but not that much.

[06:11:01] Obviously, obviously, like, that butterfly, yeah, that butterfly specifically, kind of shit, buddy.

[06:11:07] So, JC, that trade-up, just to keep you in the loop, that trade-up is with the right-now prices?

[06:11:18] $700.

[06:11:22] The one trade-up.

[06:11:23] How much do we have left over after these cases? Like $13,000?

[06:11:37] I

[06:11:40] Sky and Todd said you need to open 1,540 cases for a 90% chance at two golds

[06:11:52] Fucking modern modern modern

[06:11:57] Train background this background. Yeah, this background is holding on on it holding on on it

[06:12:03] I feel like train was your best though like low-key right up blues

[06:12:12] Jinx has like

[06:12:13] ADHD

[06:12:16] Well had the best luck I feel like it was trained. We're doing something we've never done. We're doing baggage

[06:12:20] Oh, you're stopping us up in a note. Yeah

[06:12:24] I can't wait save the crumb was for the end

[06:12:26] Oh, crumb is in the past.

[06:12:30] Pro-articles out of cases, guys!

[06:12:33] I know.

[06:12:36] It's actually sickening thinking about it. It's so much money just gone like that.

[06:12:42] Yeah, but don't say that in the call!

[06:12:46] Well, I'm just saying, bro, like...

[06:12:48] No, I'm- like...

[06:12:50] Let's keep it real here.

[06:12:51] Look at that laugh, look at that laugh.

[06:12:52] It's a worded, though, like...

[06:12:54] All right, let's go.

[06:12:56] It's crazy off-ass vacations for Dubai.

[06:12:59] It's all gonna be worth it when you hit another plus 1.13.

[06:13:02] When you hit that next plus 1.13, that's gonna be worth it.

[06:13:04] I don't know, Jinx.

[06:13:06] I don't want to be that guy.

[06:13:08] I don't want to be that guy.

[06:13:09] It's been all blues.

[06:13:10] It's been fucking shits.

[06:13:11] You gotta stay more positive than I must.

[06:13:13] What is that?

[06:13:14] What is that?

[06:13:15] It has been a lot of booze.

[06:13:16] What is that what is that you got to believe bro you got to believe

[06:13:25] I'm losing it I'm losing it over here what day are we dry of a gold

[06:13:33] I asked you this bro I asked you this what like what day are we on dry of

[06:13:42] Nope like no gold. It's like it has to be like they five

[06:13:48] Yeah, how about the restocker bro, I do feel bad for me

[06:13:52] Yeah, so I have it in my mind like

[06:13:58] It's coming Jake I hear it in your voice

[06:14:07] That's a guaranteed

[06:14:12] I do only case hold on we haven't tried that in a while what case audio only case

[06:14:22] I'll be the only one

[06:14:52] well guys if it makes you feel any better I saw a red go by that's pretty good

[06:14:58] that's a fucking great high mass thanks for loving us why can't it go by in my

[06:15:02] case

[06:15:10] bro is losing it I think we're all starting to lose the process you just

[06:15:14] I want to go home.

[06:15:16] We just gotta keep believing, bro.

[06:15:17] That's all that we need to believe.

[06:15:19] Oh.

[06:15:20] Throw all the bullets in the bag.

[06:15:21] LMG.

[06:15:22] Nice, LMG.

[06:15:24] Guys, it's shit.

[06:15:26] But it's purple.

[06:15:27] That's a win.

[06:15:28] That's a win.

[06:15:29] Oh, a few reds.

[06:15:30] That's not two reds.

[06:15:30] Oh!

[06:15:32] And we get a blue.

[06:15:33] But let's stop the reds.

[06:15:34] We saw them, Brad.

[06:15:36] At least we know they're there.

[06:15:38] We didn't know.

[06:15:38] Yeah, but it's possible.

[06:15:40] Oh!

[06:15:42] Is that a pink?

[06:15:43] I saw them.

[06:15:44] We get a blue, but we saw the pink.

[06:15:45] Yeah, this is actually the worst case opening I think I've ever done.

[06:15:48] I don't think we've gotten a red.

[06:15:49] It's bad.

[06:15:50] We've gotten one pink in like a hundred pinks.

[06:15:52] Now, keep not believing because last time you stopped believing,

[06:15:55] we got that one-thirteen knife.

[06:15:56] Come on.

[06:15:57] One-thirteen.

[06:15:59] Last one-thirteen.

[06:15:59] I saw it, you got 20 fucking minutes ago!

[06:16:03] Bro.

[06:16:05] Nearly a purple that time.

[06:16:08] Blue.

[06:16:08] Yo, we did a great job.

[06:16:09] Eight seconds.

[06:16:10] Have you ever, have you ever opened like,

[06:16:12] Okay, I spend a whole bunch of money and then you open the first case and it's a blue and you're like, oh fuck, here we go.

[06:16:17] Like, have you ever had that moment?

[06:16:20] Yeah, that's about every fucking time.

[06:16:22] Bro, it's so bad.

[06:16:26] It's coming, dude. Actually, it's one of these cases coming up.

[06:16:30] Blue, blue, blue, blue. Wait, hold on, was that a rest?

[06:16:34] Who cares? It doesn't matter.

[06:16:36] Oh

[06:16:41] These ones are always juicy, I'm not kidding

[06:16:48] Pretty juicy

[06:16:58] Hold on that's a double dang over half again

[06:17:03] hold on jinx let's see if we get a six offer he said this was at the top of the

[06:17:09] pile let me dig a little deeper and give you a four-set skin

[06:17:17] what the fuck he's going on tonight like on some real shit

[06:17:21] you gotta hit big bro

[06:17:25] wait you always quit before to hit big you gotta remember that

[06:17:30] No, no, no, you can quit whenever.

[06:17:33] This is a joke.

[06:17:35] You can't quit because we're not up yet.

[06:17:37] We're not up.

[06:17:38] We're never gonna be up.

[06:17:41] No, that's not how you got in.

[06:17:43] Yeah, what?

[06:17:44] What happened to your A1 mentality?

[06:17:46] Remember we said we're gonna leave up?

[06:17:54] Oh, oh, almost got a purple.

[06:17:57] Who gives a fuck?

[06:17:58] Oh, here's the gold timeline!

[06:18:03] Hell-ass mentality!

[06:18:04] OHHHHH!

[06:18:05] Oh, that's what you're gonna do!

[06:18:07] You just gotta walk out!

[06:18:08] You still want that one?

[06:18:09] I'll show that.

[06:18:09] Yes, bro.

[06:18:10] I need like four of those.

[06:18:18] Bad energy, guys.

[06:18:19] Energy doesn't mean shit.

[06:18:20] Energy doesn't mean shit.

[06:18:20] Careful.

[06:18:21] The one time I pulled a gold, I had affordable energy.

[06:18:24] I like quit.

[06:18:27] But that's just proof.

[06:18:28] You're about to get off, bro, and you're hitting big.

[06:18:30] Just believe me, just believe me.

[06:18:31] Come on, we just got to believe things.

[06:18:33] Don't give up now.

[06:18:34] I mean, I don't know.

[06:18:35] These guys need to be in jail.

[06:18:36] This is a channel thing.

[06:18:38] Never lose hope.

[06:18:43] Oh!

[06:18:44] That's not bad, bro.

[06:18:45] Look at that.

[06:18:46] At least we saw it was there.

[06:18:48] Give us hope, you know?

[06:18:49] God, it's great fucking bad, Squinty!

[06:18:52] This one, we might have bought three more cases of these.

[06:18:56] Oh, purple.

[06:18:56] You got to stay up to miss it.

[06:18:57] We're getting some perks in here.

[06:18:58] Wait, why I'm in the danger zone?

[06:18:59] Why are you edging the danger zone?

[06:19:02] There's one danger zone, too.

[06:19:07] Oh!

[06:19:08] Oh!

[06:19:11] I think we gotta do the trade-out.

[06:19:12] This is actually a sad one.

[06:19:17] I feel like it's close, man. I don't know.

[06:19:19] What if we do a trade-out?

[06:19:20] I'm gonna go back into the cases.

[06:19:23] Bro, I think it's the background. Low key.

[06:19:25] Try trading, try trading.

[06:19:26] Dinksy, Coach D8 asks any golds question mark?

[06:19:33] Uh, tell him uh, read the fucking route.

[06:19:36] Tell him read the route.

[06:19:42] Trade up now then do cases after. Come on trade up, let's go.

[06:19:45] Trade it up.

[06:19:47] Trade up?

[06:19:48] Guys, I want you to do the crazy ass trade up we did the other day with the 14k knife in the 12k.

[06:19:53] That one.

[06:19:54] one. That one's gonna cost us $700. Do it now.

[06:20:03] Got your drinks. He's no worry, bro.

[06:20:08] Obviously, chat, the prediction stays the same and this doesn't count for the gold.

[06:20:13] Yep. Somebody just typed profit question mark. Are you like, I mean, come on, dude.

[06:20:20] What the fuck do you think? There is no such thing as profit on this game! It's not fucking real!

[06:20:29] Not with that attitude. Come on.

[06:20:31] No! With any attitude! It's not possible to make profit on this game!

[06:20:36] How many did we need of these?

[06:20:38] I'm now nine grand!

[06:20:43] Okay, we're gonna buy two of these, Jason.

[06:20:45] Jason made profit. Yo, bro, even though Jason got a $2,000 knife two days ago, I literally can guarantee you he's down money

[06:20:52] Bro, if you've if you've opened over like 200 cases in your entire life, you're down money on case

[06:20:58] Period and the story it's not possible to be up on case. It's not possible, bro

[06:21:05] Elmentality, I'm just being honest. I mean look at this look at this this gun alone cost us 250 bucks and it's a red

[06:21:12] little p90 yeah I was work we're here for the max win actually but you have to

[06:21:19] believe man you gotta start yeah you have to believe good things bro like I

[06:21:22] feel like you don't even believe we can get something you know I mean though

[06:21:35] like put it in the universe man you're gonna you're gonna be a witness to the

[06:21:38] like court case or what yeah yo I'll catch a fucking flight to NYC brown

[06:21:43] howdy if hey I'm down 10 grand in two weeks arrest him like that's what I'll

[06:21:48] say I believe we bought everything next

[06:21:52] let's see go back to your inventory nice we got five are you ready

[06:21:58] yeah he's got a sew show show show show the screen but let me set it up first

[06:22:06] Oh, I knew that.

[06:22:09] Mm, right up case.

[06:22:11] Turn up, turn up.

[06:22:12] Guys, what's that?

[06:22:14] This.

[06:22:16] That.

[06:22:17] Don't turn it up, you know.

[06:22:18] Don't turn it up, you know.

[06:22:19] Yeah, turn it up.

[06:22:20] Stop.

[06:22:22] Let's get it ready.

[06:22:25] All right, shout out, are we ready?

[06:22:28] Hey, slow down a little bit, Jesus Christ!

[06:22:31] All right.

[06:22:32] What up?

[06:22:33] Whoa!

[06:22:34] What can we get again?

[06:22:35] like be reminded before we just do the trade off

[06:22:39] that you are that you

[06:22:40] to happen because i'm nervous like this a seven hundred dollar fucking trade up

[06:22:46] have a ton of money with the trade up exactly

[06:22:48] uh...

[06:22:50] the trade up exactly was

[06:22:52] probably just under seven hundred i have it in my calculator

[06:22:56] for

[06:22:57] six ninety nine

[06:23:01] so let's call it seven hundred dollars for the trade

[06:23:05] Okay. I think we're ready to go.

[06:23:10] Jinx.

[06:23:13] You want me to bring up the site?

[06:23:15] Do you see?

[06:23:16] Show the chat everything we can get from the $700 trade-off.

[06:23:21] If you type minus $700, you're going to get banned.

[06:23:25] Keep that bullshit energy somewhere else.

[06:23:28] There we go.

[06:23:29] So...

[06:23:30] Don't type that shit!

[06:23:32] Fact 3 new.

[06:23:34] Butterfly

[06:23:35] nice Doppler

[06:23:37] Black Pearl that one you realize have eyes like to stop

[06:23:42] High-five you realize what?

[06:23:45] If we pull this we're pot like you know, we're in the profit, right?

[06:23:49] Yeah, we're up. We can leave the casino jinx. We can leave

[06:23:55] This this this ends today this ends right now a Ruby also Ruby we're up

[06:24:01] We'll take the ruby look at the ruby odds first of all that's actually good good odds

[06:24:05] Well, I don't know if good is the word I would use but yeah, it's okay

[06:24:09] Let's try to find

[06:24:12] Skull pass scroll pass these bruh. Oh

[06:24:14] God, oh, oh

[06:24:17] Hey, I'm liking the little bit jinx. Yeah, help me out here. Oh, here we go

[06:24:21] Here we go. Not bad. This is what this is what we're looking for 12k now the odds are slightly less

[06:24:28] Yes, there's still good odds I would say, 0.11%

[06:24:31] But there's other ones in here like 2K knife, 3K knife, 2K knife, like there's shit in here

[06:24:38] Those are good, those are good

[06:24:40] There's shit in here bro

[06:24:41] Let's see the bottom of the barrel

[06:24:43] No, no, no, I don't know if we need to see the bottom

[06:24:47] 63 dollars? Oh my god, wow

[06:24:52] Are you a crazy person?

[06:24:54] The chat needed to know

[06:24:56] Plus sixty three. No they don't

[06:25:00] Well guys come on. It's not plus sixty three because the trade-up was 700 fucking dollars. So it's minus six hundred and thirty bucks

[06:25:10] That's not

[06:25:16] Yeah, we're ready to go. I'm not ready yet like give me a moment

[06:25:21] You're good to go. So I'm every let's do a map equation go back to that site

[06:25:26] So, here's the thing, okay, how many of these knives are we breaking even and how many

[06:25:37] of these knives are we losing money?

[06:25:38] Whoa.

[06:25:39] Let's move on.

[06:25:40] I hope we don't have to like get there.

[06:25:41] Individually count, surely.

[06:25:42] Individually count.

[06:25:43] So, first off, the trade-up is $700 flat, okay?

[06:25:48] Yeah.

[06:25:51] We'll count $600 as breaking even, I guess.

[06:25:54] All right?

[06:25:55] All right, so one, two, three, four, five, six,

[06:26:00] seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.

[06:26:09] All right, is that it?

[06:26:11] OK, no, no, no, 20.

[06:26:14] Oh my god.

[06:26:15] OK, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 29, 30, 30, 32.

[06:26:20] It says at the top, 36%.

[06:26:24] I think he wants to know individual trap 35 36 individual items 38 39 40 41 42 43 44

[06:26:35] All right, so 45 of these knives we break even now let's count how many knives we lose money on

[06:26:44] Wait, what let's say 43 or 45

[06:26:47] 45

[06:26:48] One two three these are the nine through lose money on four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve

[06:26:56] thirteen fourteen fifteen

[06:26:58] Sixteen seventeen

[06:27:00] See but here's the scam though. I'm already figuring it out

[06:27:03] The individual knives might be similar, but the percentages are like 10x

[06:27:08] 1819 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

[06:27:12] 27 28 29 30

[06:27:14] 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, wait, hold on, 37, okay, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 45,

[06:27:31] 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, oh my God, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, Jesus Christ,

[06:27:44] 63 64 65

[06:27:46] 67 68

[06:27:48] 69 70 71 72 73 74 you guys seeing this shit 75 76

[06:27:54] 77 78 okay

[06:27:56] so

[06:27:58] You see you skipped over 44

[06:28:01] Okay

[06:28:02] So 78 of these knives we lose money

[06:28:06] 45 of these knives we make money, but on the knife to be lose money

[06:28:10] higher percent higher percent it's so like

[06:28:14] The odds of us I'm just gonna do quick math. I think the odds of us making money on this trade-off are probably like literally 10%

[06:28:20] Maybe 5%

[06:28:22] alright

[06:28:24] Odds to profit what does that say right there odds to profit you see that?

[06:28:29] 37% but it's really just 50 50

[06:28:32] No, it's really fucking not that 50 50 shit was cute on the first day

[06:28:37] Oh, I'm done with that shit. What is this energy? We're about to trade up

[06:28:44] Let's just wait, let's wait, I'm going to go Pete.

[06:28:49] I mean, it's 22.5, we're going to have to wait a little bit.

[06:28:52] All right, all right, let me go Pete.

[06:29:01] I feel like he just doesn't believe, to be honest, but can you do?

[06:29:06] We'll believe for him.

[06:29:08] Yep, thanks.

[06:29:10] He's got this.

[06:29:11] I don't have eyes, how's life man?

[06:29:13] I'm doing great. I'm doing great. I've been playing just grind and face it

[06:29:17] personally. Oh, yeah, we're double you're at now

[06:29:20] Son I'm only I like five

[06:29:23] Hi, you can get up there, bro

[06:29:26] I'm pretty good fire. No, who are you with three with the training? Um

[06:29:31] Jinge and Senna and sport

[06:29:34] Okay, okay. How'd you guys know? I

[06:29:37] Think sport drop 23. I dropped 22 and we lost

[06:29:43] Yeah, you're good bro. I think dude you can get level 10 easily if you just played. You've got to play.

[06:29:50] I heard your game was a disaster.

[06:29:52] Yeah, Steph started yelling at me as soon as I joined the call. He's blaming me for being last pick but like I had no control if we got last pick.

[06:30:02] I just was given last pick so yeah that was fun.

[06:30:05] And it's sold now but that was Simons first time playing the game.

[06:30:08] What are you gonna do?

[06:30:10] I think I went 35 and 13 and lost.

[06:30:13] Holy shit.

[06:30:15] And dude Joe, no, Bruce was good.

[06:30:18] I didn't realize Bruce was good.

[06:30:20] Bruce was really good. Joe was good.

[06:30:22] And Aero was playing good as well.

[06:30:24] You know what I'm saying, the 2-13 incident, well, Ben, the guy.

[06:30:33] Yeah, Nuke isn't my favorite map, but...

[06:30:36] I feel like nuke is hard for beginners, but it's like very fun. It's back. Yeah. Yeah

[06:30:44] Like it's confusing

[06:30:48] Hey nuke, you know I dropped um

[06:30:52] Nuke face it I dropped like 58 kills and lost my camera really. Oh my god. Yeah

[06:30:59] Like double at the

[06:31:00] Yeah, it was like double or triple

[06:31:02] A 37% chance of making profit

[06:31:08] Yeah, I mean I like that so I'd like those odds for us jinx. I like that

[06:31:15] It's not too bad, bro. It is not bad. Yeah

[06:31:19] No, it's pretty fucking bad. That's like worse than blackjack guys like I did come on

[06:31:24] Wait, look at the top of your screen, bro. Look worst item 63 bucks. Sure. Best item 14k, bro

[06:31:32] It's just about you know, yeah, you can hit either side bro. You just gotta hit the right side

[06:31:40] Phrase it

[06:31:43] Wait, oh no

[06:31:46] Jingson you see how it's okay. I'm gonna break some news to you. You see how it says

[06:31:52] API right here yeah so that's an API directly like the steam and and third

[06:32:00] party vendors so that's the actual price oh oh this is the pre the pre price of

[06:32:09] that all right just changes a little bit how much is that the six three bucks

[06:32:15] That's $3,000 different!

[06:32:19] What do you mean a little bit?

[06:32:22] That's like 30% of the price!

[06:32:26] Is that the same for every knife?

[06:32:28] How much is a $63 one in reality?

[06:32:30] On the bottom.

[06:32:33] The butt plugs.

[06:32:35] Yeah, like in reality.

[06:32:37] Cause maybe it's better.

[06:32:39] Maybe it's better that we get that.

[06:32:41] 66?

[06:32:43] Not bad!

[06:32:44] That...

[06:32:45] Not bad!

[06:32:49] Is there a way to cancel the trade-up, or now do we have to...?

[06:32:51] No, we gotta go.

[06:32:54] We just spent 700.

[06:32:57] Alright, I just came out.

[06:32:58] Let me make myself clear when I say this.

[06:33:00] Come on.

[06:33:00] If it... No.

[06:33:01] If this knife is worth $80 or less, I'm ending the fucking stream.

[06:33:07] I wanna be pretty clear when I say that.

[06:33:08] This was a $700 trade-up.

[06:33:11] It's not going to be good.

[06:33:13] They're going to fuck it.

[06:33:15] Oh that sounded good.

[06:33:17] That sounded good.

[06:33:19] That sounded really good.

[06:33:21] Is there actually sound cues or are you guys fucking with me?

[06:33:23] No, all the knife sounds there.

[06:33:25] Alright, let's go.

[06:33:27] So, the knife is in our account.

[06:33:31] We don't know what the knife is.

[06:33:33] Okay.

[06:33:35] Here's what we're going to do.

[06:33:37] We're gonna move as slowly as humanly possible and get the greatest erection it could possibly

[06:33:45] get.

[06:33:46] How much are you ready?

[06:33:47] I'm ready.

[06:33:48] Squishy, are you ready?

[06:33:49] I'm prepared.

[06:33:50] Should I cut it first?

[06:33:51] Yeah, cut the bottom.

[06:33:52] Until we see red.

[06:33:53] Have a good feeling, man.

[06:33:54] I

[06:33:57] Cut it first. Yeah, cut the bottom until we see red

[06:34:04] How do you get feeling

[06:34:07] Whoa, yeah, stop. I went a little bit too late there my bad. Let me lock it on this one. Oh, okay. Oh

[06:34:16] My god, bro, I'm praying there could be 15,000 dollars behind this behind this console

[06:34:21] I could be fifteen thousand dollars in behind us or sixty or sixty

[06:34:30] Come on

[06:34:35] Oh

[06:34:37] I don't even like too fast, but okay.

[06:35:02] This could be a $12,000 knife.

[06:35:04] literally I mean this could be a profile zone

[06:35:08] this is it

[06:35:15] one

[06:35:16] now we want to start seeing the tip of the knife soon here right

[06:35:20] no no no no that's bad

[06:35:23] soon as bad

[06:35:24] okay ready

[06:35:25] three

[06:35:26] yeah

[06:35:27] two

[06:35:28] one

[06:35:30] I missed it

[06:35:31] oh

[06:35:32] Okay, I think we're good. I think we're good. I think we're really good. This is really good.

[06:35:39] Okay, also, what does that eliminate? What does that eliminate?

[06:35:41] Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie. Also remember, only said it's middle of text, but I think that

[06:35:45] has to do with only his resolution being slightly stretch. I think yours. Yeah, butterfly was

[06:35:49] beneath the text. So even if it's not mid text, it could be butterfly. Remember, wait,

[06:35:54] I see it top of a knife spinning. Wait, wait, just look, don't move. Just look

[06:36:00] the top of a knife

[06:36:01] oh fuck

[06:36:03] just look

[06:36:04] could be m9 maybe

[06:36:07] did you see it?

[06:36:08] i saw it for a second, just wait, just wait, just wait

[06:36:11] tip

[06:36:11] look at the middle

[06:36:13] tip on the side, did you see it? look at it, see it?

[06:36:15] oh my

[06:36:16] oh my, could it be m9 or is it

[06:36:19] oh no, it would be stick

[06:36:21] wait, what do you mean m9?

[06:36:23] is it m9 bayonet? it's expensive, i don't know if it could be m9

[06:36:26] is it bowie?

[06:36:28] it's kinda from the bottom now

[06:36:29] is it going to

[06:36:31] uh... all right

[06:36:32] all rights are to buy that yet

[06:36:35] yeah all my

[06:36:37] all my car

[06:36:40] i was going to

[06:36:42] but i don't know

[06:36:43] i mean another condition

[06:36:49] that's really

[06:36:50] there

[06:36:54] Everyone just give me a moment, okay.

[06:37:00] All right, could be profit.

[06:37:03] How much is this worth?

[06:37:05] This is minimal wear.

[06:37:07] Minimal wear, see that's not bad.

[06:37:10] That's there, not bad.

[06:37:11] So the trade up was $700, so.

[06:37:14] Minimal wear.

[06:37:15] How about we do this?

[06:37:17] The trade up was $700.

[06:37:18] I'm gonna give you a price bracket

[06:37:20] and you just tell me higher or lower.

[06:37:22] Okay.

[06:37:24] Okay, so the trade-up was $700, right?

[06:37:26] Yeah.

[06:37:27] $700.

[06:37:29] Lower.

[06:37:32] $650.

[06:37:35] Lower.

[06:37:41] $625.

[06:37:44] You might want to increase the increments.

[06:37:45] Yo, hey, I'm going to need you to like, no, no, no.

[06:37:50] I'm going to need you to mute

[06:37:53] YOUR FUCKING MARK!

[06:37:56] Uh...

[06:37:56] Hire or lower than $625!

[06:38:00] Lower.

[06:38:03] Hire or lower than $570!

[06:38:06] Lower.

[06:38:08] Hire or lower than $500!

[06:38:10] Lower.

[06:38:12] Hire or lower than $400!

[06:38:14] Lower.

[06:38:19] Hire or lower than $300!

[06:38:22] Lower.

[06:38:23] higher or lower than $200 lower

[06:38:37] I'm about to just play that I'm not a good game

[06:38:42] higher or lower than $100 lower

[06:38:49] or lower than 90 dollars higher nice that's good

[06:39:00] did you just say that like are you like I'm gonna lose my mind did you just say

[06:39:06] that's good squishy yeah yeah I'm just gonna look on the bread side so you see

[06:39:12] your final your final price 91 dollars and 42 cents but hi guys it was a $700

[06:39:21] trade-out that doesn't seem fair it's unlucky it's like the 50-50 thing

[06:39:29] brothers it's not the 50-50 let's get that clear is it really unlucky because

[06:39:33] it's every time it's every time I open the case I mean chat like I mean 91

[06:39:42] dollars and 42 cents I said 80 dollars I would get off I don't know man it's not

[06:39:48] 80 I just like it's just such it's so disrespectful that's a lot of money we

[06:39:54] just lost no that's a lot of money yeah but it could have been 15k that's the

[06:39:58] whole point right that's what we do this is that worth anything it could be

[06:40:02] So Jinx when you get those knives, I think they're locked. Yes, you see we got a way to lock that

[06:40:19] What do you mean locked what the fuck does that mean so it says a tradeable slash marketable after March 25

[06:40:27] 2026 so we got to wait

[06:40:29] wait

[06:40:31] Why I want to sell it now

[06:40:35] What's up, I'm fucking company is this bro legitimately I

[06:40:39] Spent $700 on a trader

[06:40:42] In return I get a 90 all night, but I can't sell for eight days. What?

[06:40:48] Yeah

[06:40:53] Not the worst thing because I got I guess yeah, bro

[06:40:56] I guess it's $30 no, it's $25 more than the worst we could have gotten it always be worse man

[06:41:03] No, it really can't be worse. I

[06:41:06] Have not

[06:41:08] Made profit on a single fucking trade up and I've done three

[06:41:14] I've gotten one gold in 1100 cases and it was worth a hundred bucks. I

[06:41:23] Literally don't think it can be worse

[06:41:25] I think I have the worst luck of any human who's ever spent by the OTS.

[06:41:33] Now I will agree with you there, you did lose a 50-50 and Matt, that is going to trump him.

[06:41:39] Yeah.

[06:41:40] You have more cases left over.

[06:41:41] I think there's a golden one in those, man.

[06:41:44] It's all about perspective.

[06:41:46] You start ripping.

[06:41:47] Wait! More cases, James!

[06:41:49] I start ripping.

[06:41:50] Let's go!

[06:41:52] Don't let like one step back change your mind, bro. Like you know you're about to hit gold

[06:42:09] Well see but James let the past go bro. Oh good gold gold

[06:42:15] I'm telling you, you're that guy that's digging for those diamonds, bro, you're about to hit

[06:42:22] diamonds.

[06:42:23] You're about to turn around and look the other way.

[06:42:24] Hell no.

[06:42:25] Keep digging, bro.

[06:42:26] Yeah, bro.

[06:42:27] Keep digging.

[06:42:28] Hold up, Jinx.

[06:42:29] Let me cook here.

[06:42:32] What color are diamonds?

[06:42:33] Mm-hmm.

[06:42:34] Like we all know.

[06:42:39] It's the color blue.

[06:42:42] We're getting blues.

[06:42:43] Now, if we get too many blues, then we can craft that into a diamond.

[06:42:49] I don't know if the fuck I'm saying. Open the next case.

[06:42:53] Sorry, bro.

[06:42:55] This is good. This is the last time we did it if we hit the 113.

[06:43:01] Oh, see?

[06:43:03] That's good, yeah.

[06:43:05] Come on, Jinx! Come on, Jinx!

[06:43:08] Nicholas Douglas store?

[06:43:12] Not bad. That's not bad to say

[06:43:18] Get the energy up. Yeah

[06:43:22] Up the energy a little bro

[06:43:25] That track won't have a ten right there. Well, I'm broke

[06:43:37] No back to back that track nice man

[06:43:42] Go bro, hit us!

[06:43:47] How you feeling Jake?

[06:43:52] Talk to us bro.

[06:43:53] You haven't talked to us in a little bit.

[06:43:58] You alright?

[06:44:00] What's going on?

[06:44:06] You alright bro?

[06:44:11] It's staying there, bro. We got a lot of cases to go

[06:44:15] Gold opportunities keep on ripping them

[06:44:20] That's right. Oh

[06:44:33] You can feel that right

[06:44:37] It's probably this case gold gold

[06:44:41] Gold? Blue. Ah, bro, it's close.

[06:44:45] It's right there, bro.

[06:44:47] Oh, my God.

[06:44:53] You good, Jim? Oh, shoot it?

[06:44:55] Well, cool.

[06:45:00] Yeah, are you good, bro?

[06:45:02] What's going on?

[06:45:03] We're in a lot of, like, gutting and then you started moaning.

[06:45:07] What's happening?

[06:45:08] Happening.

[06:45:09] I'm supposed to be opening the gates over here, bro.

[06:45:12] Eyes on the prize, man.

[06:45:22] Resupply, maybe that's a sign.

[06:45:29] What the fuck did you just say, Slicer?

[06:45:33] What?

[06:45:35] It's also funny on Instagram, what's that?

[06:45:38] You want me to read the rest of the game rule? Yeah.

[06:45:40] Resupply after a 700 fucking dollar trailer for a 90 dollar knife.

[06:45:46] You just said the reason.

[06:45:50] Oh, I was saying the gun.

[06:45:51] No, no, no, I was saying the gun said the reason why the gun said.

[06:45:54] Hold on. You.

[06:45:55] You.

[06:45:56] You.

[06:45:57] You.

[06:45:58] You.

[06:45:59] You.

[06:46:00] You.

[06:46:01] You.

[06:46:02] You.

[06:46:03] You.

[06:46:04] You.

[06:46:05] You.

[06:46:06] You.

[06:46:07] You.

[06:46:07] buy a Reese's Cup. I wanna die. I wanna die. I spent $700 on it straight up. Shut the f**k

[06:46:21] up. I spent $700 on a trade up for a $90 knife. I've opened 1100 cases and got one gold that

[06:46:33] was worth a hundred bucks I'm down ten thousand dollars see now you're aiming

[06:46:40] the way you're aiming a little too high

[06:46:44] no

[06:46:48] you're doing the fucking valorant

[06:46:51] I feel like you're doing gold gold I get what's in front of me oh three pinks

[06:46:58] And a bomb.

[06:47:05] Bro is angry.

[06:47:09] It's not the mentality we need for a gold right now. I feel like we're on the precipice.

[06:47:19] On the precipice of a lot of things, none of them are gold.

[06:47:24] Coming in?

[06:47:26] come on bro gold gold gold let's jigsie maybe you gotta say it bro yeah it

[06:47:36] doesn't work for us cuz we're not opening the case

[06:47:42] my tank of bullshit I did a trade-up where I lost literally all of the

[06:47:51] fucking budget for tonight. I just let's get through these cases. Let's do a handshake

[06:47:58] and let's enjoy the night. I'm not doing this shit.

[06:48:00] Well we can always- Shut the fuck up. I'm not gonna sit here and say gold. Like some

[06:48:10] little vow of fucking puppet. There isn't a gold. Yo, everyone, you can leave the

[06:48:15] stream there's not a gold in these there's not there's not ever a gold

[06:48:22] no what do i feel it's not worth shit yeah what do i feel thanks to that

[06:48:28] feel like gold yeah I feel a gold right here gold things to say it gold I'm not

[06:48:37] gonna say it hold oh no what about this what we needed he's he's completely out

[06:48:42] it mentally. What is we need to manifest the gold plus one thirteen we can get another one of those.

[06:48:49] Oh hold on hold on hold on it's cooking now. That's a purple. Yeah from Moodle.

[06:48:54] That's some that's some of the budget back probably like a dollar.

[06:48:59] What the mentality of the universe you're never losing a seed bro like you know it's almost.

[06:49:03] All of these skins they're worth something so think about it if we get a thousand blues

[06:49:11] I think yeah, we're the 500 blues

[06:49:19] Overclose them

[06:49:24] We're not any closer than we were last week

[06:49:29] We are miles away

[06:49:32] We're so far away. You can't even see the light at the end of the tunnel

[06:49:37] Don't you dare say we're close!

[06:49:42] Not fall.

[06:49:45] You need to be in the fucking cycle, dude.

[06:49:49] You got some issues.

[06:49:54] Just trying to be optimistic, man.

[06:49:58] Fuck that shit.

[06:49:59] Be negative, man.

[06:50:00] Fuck this fucking game.

[06:50:02] Legitimately.

[06:50:03] blue is another dollar he's cases fucking blow these cases

[06:50:07] wait another blue another blue

[06:50:11] shit bro no nice another blue right what do I have to show for it

[06:50:17] that's what it's worth $100 nice bro that's what I fucking have

[06:50:21] man it's not in the shot the fuck up my life taking a lot of your anger on us

[06:50:27] I feel like it's not fair it's not it's not

[06:50:31] We're just trying to like...

[06:50:33] We're trying to be your friends here.

[06:50:35] Yeah, we're trying to help you through a tough time.

[06:50:37] A lot of blue.

[06:50:39] But we know we're here to go good and to bad.

[06:50:42] Like the blue and when the gold comes in.

[06:50:44] Yeah, you can't just check out on us, bro.

[06:50:47] It's a team. We...

[06:50:50] We lost!

[06:50:51] One thousand dollars.

[06:50:54] No, you didn't lose a penny.

[06:50:57] I lost ten thousand dollars.

[06:51:00] That's what happens!

[06:51:07] In spirit, in spirit.

[06:51:11] We're on the team.

[06:51:14] Don't, don't exclude us bro, c'mon.

[06:51:17] We're gonna be with you.

[06:51:19] Oh, you wanna be here? Oh, purple.

[06:51:21] Oh my god.

[06:51:23] Well, you wanna be in the team?

[06:51:26] Yeah bro.

[06:51:27] Alright, teammate.

[06:51:28] I'm gonna need you to cough up three thousand three hundred and thirty-three fucking dollars

[06:51:34] Cuz we're a fucking team right?

[06:51:37] We're a fucking team

[06:51:40] I'm down 10k on this fucking game

[06:51:46] You got the advice for the team for the team one thing is drinks

[06:51:52] 10k could be worse it could be 15k

[06:51:54] Okay, it might be soon, but we're on the way there, but it's not there yet.

[06:52:02] So let's celebrate the moment.

[06:52:13] Maybe you got to open them better, dude.

[06:52:15] go A to A not to read the room bro no no read the fucking room no no read the

[06:52:23] fucking room there was a time and a place bro read the fucking room have you tried to get a gold

[06:52:45] He doesn't have a point.

[06:52:50] I feel like they're not like manifesting the correct things out of the cases.

[06:52:55] There's a skill to it.

[06:53:00] How about I do pull the goal, right?

[06:53:04] Yeah.

[06:53:05] How many?

[06:53:06] Many times, actually.

[06:53:07] How do you do it?

[06:53:09] Well, when the goal is on the screen, I just stop on it.

[06:53:13] I

[06:53:19] Yeah, so I'm struggling with the first part. How do I get the gold on this thing?

[06:53:34] This whole time it's just stopping on my goal

[06:53:38] Wait job is asking a question drinks. I don't know if you're reading that was saying profit question

[06:53:43] It might be in a second.

[06:53:47] Um, mob, ban the word profit.

[06:53:49] Like, just...

[06:53:50] Uh, mods legitimately just...

[06:53:53] Yeah, this red here needs to be banned.

[06:53:55] This shit is completely unacceptable,

[06:53:57] and again, Chad, it's about reading the fucking room.

[06:54:00] You read the room, bro.

[06:54:04] What's the question, bro?

[06:54:05] Don't take your anger out on them.

[06:54:13] So before we start today make sure to say you wanted to get four golds where you add now

[06:54:18] mentally.

[06:54:19] I wanted to check up on you.

[06:54:21] That's a good question.

[06:54:24] I don't think he's out there.

[06:54:31] I like that skin.

[06:54:34] You got it?

[06:54:37] Blue!

[06:54:38] I'm just gonna start quick opening these fucking things, cuz we already fucking know they're

[06:54:58] not fucking gold.

[06:54:59] So I'm just gonna fucking quick open them.

[06:55:01] Yeah, yeah, we already fucking know none of these are fucking gold.

[06:55:05] Just fucking quick open them.

[06:55:07] Oh

[06:55:25] I thought you're purple or there

[06:55:27] You gotta add the chrome us man. That's right. You gotta edge the chrome us

[06:55:31] The nice ain't one of these

[06:55:33] blue how bad purple it is working actually purple hold on it's cooking

[06:55:45] blue

[06:55:49] another blue so you're probably at around 1200 open now so you're statistically due for three

[06:55:55] nice total that's not bad we're getting your number up i think i want to hit one two more on the way

[06:56:02] blue resupply resupply don't say that word

[06:56:08] blue quick open blue again quick open

[06:56:14] Yeah, quick open.

[06:56:17] Blue.

[06:56:17] Quick open.

[06:56:19] Yeah, quick open.

[06:56:20] Yeah, quick open.

[06:56:21] Blue again.

[06:56:22] Yeah, quick open.

[06:56:23] Thanks for trying.

[06:56:24] It's a blue.

[06:56:24] I'm going to say quick open.

[06:56:26] Blue again.

[06:56:27] Yeah, quick open.

[06:56:28] Yeah, quick open.

[06:56:30] Blue, it's that truck.

[06:56:31] That's right.

[06:56:32] Yeah, quick open.

[06:56:33] Yeah, quick open.

[06:56:34] Another blue.

[06:56:35] Yeah, quick open.

[06:56:36] And we're out of cases.

[06:56:37] Nice.

[06:56:38] At least more keys, more keys.

[06:56:39] Hold on, we got more keys.

[06:56:41] Go down.

[06:56:43] More opportunity.

[06:56:45] Oh, shit.

[06:56:46] Look at that.

[06:56:48] Let's go.

[06:56:49] Quick open.

[06:56:50] Blue.

[06:56:52] I'll do it so you don't have to.

[06:56:53] Quick open.

[06:56:54] Blue.

[06:56:55] Get him up first.

[06:56:56] Just get him up first.

[06:56:58] Wait, you want me to do it?

[06:56:59] Yeah.

[06:56:59] Oh, I was just going to announce what they were.

[06:57:02] Oh, OK.

[06:57:03] That's fine.

[06:57:03] Just do that, then.

[06:57:04] Yeah, yeah.

[06:57:05] I got some dinks.

[06:57:08] Blue.

[06:57:09] Quick open.

[06:57:09] Oh

[06:57:13] Hello

[06:57:16] Blue quick open and it you remain

[06:57:23] That's my ball it's my dollars right there isn't anything from the pace anymore

[06:57:28] He's not because no, I'm telling you he's numb. Who hurt who here who?

[06:57:33] Well, yes, I'm cases there. Oh, hold on. Okay. Oh

[06:57:39] How many cases that we count that's more opportunity

[06:57:47] No, that's more opportunity

[06:57:50] Well, let me check the where on this gun broke maybe

[06:57:58] Look at that piece of shit nice

[06:58:02] Feel tested bad could have been worse literally the paint though. It's a big one

[06:58:07] Oh, we jinx we played well tonight, bro. Can you pull up my stop chapter before I?

[06:58:16] Yeah, bro. Oh, no worries at all, bro

[06:58:21] Let's go to the pocket. Yeah, you could trade up the blues into reds chat if you type resupply you're getting permanently fucking

[06:58:28] Band I just want to be clear. So please cut that shit out. Let me just make sure nothing waits. I don't think anything well, which

[06:58:33] You don't want anything to leak, bro.

[06:58:38] Hey, it's been a pleasure, man.

[06:58:40] Always a pleasure, man.

[06:58:43] It was great.

[06:58:45] It was great.

[06:58:47] Thank you. It's my day off today. I'm about to hop in here to...

[06:58:50] Hey, we love spending time with you, Jinx.

[06:58:52] Yeah, bro.

[06:58:53] Yeah, bro, that was awesome.

[06:58:55] Give me one second.

[06:58:57] How do I sense like sarcasm?

[06:58:59] No, it was...

[06:59:01] I'm just, you know, we could resupply have a better time like

[06:59:11] the night's still young man 1048 oh hold on it's going up jinx look at it not bad

[06:59:19] so i think that's yeah that's probably final right there 1 000 so you're so two more cases

[06:59:25] and you'd be due for three knives so you should get two nice back-to-back in the next two cases

[06:59:30] Technically

[06:59:31] So that's why we should stop your call

[06:59:35] I mean he's on something

[06:59:37] Your call jinx. I'm no mathematician, bro. It's your money at the your money at the end of the day, bro

[06:59:47] Wait, oh wait, there's a statistic

[06:59:50] Cases cases open since the last special item 808

[06:59:56] hmm

[06:59:58] Wow

[06:59:59] Also, you should have already been due to nice

[07:00:05] In theory

[07:00:15] I don't know why I'm laughing something. That's okay

[07:00:20] Take talk nowadays take talk. Yeah

[07:00:24] I'm not any more do than I was guys

[07:00:29] I have to just I have to just play that or improve. This is just too much. I can't do this anymore

[07:00:37] One thousand one all right jinx, let's make a deal man. Hey listen, bro. Let's make a deal. Let's make a deal

[07:00:42] How about this jinx can make a deal? Let me do a math equation really quick

[07:00:47] Have us how much money have we invested in tennis game a lot probably over

[07:00:53] Definitely over 9000 pushing probably 10,000 how much is my inventory worth?

[07:01:03] Less than a thousand easily but

[07:01:07] Let's say maybe I can maybe look here see Jinx

[07:01:14] Doesn't have an idea oh

[07:01:17] No, that's right

[07:01:20] It's wait hold on oh wait oh cuz all the scrap all the scrap metals

[07:01:24] See Jinx I'm telling you all the blues bro. They add up all the scrap don't don't get so mad over the blues, bro

[07:01:32] That's not that all the stat tracks all the stat tracks

[07:01:38] Wait Jinxie

[07:01:40] It's all not bad. I don't want to bring down your hopes, but that is just on steam steam is like

[07:01:45] so let's try another site like oh we don't do this no no this one let's ready

[07:01:53] that yeah we didn't need to do that I'm gonna be honest but it's still not too

[07:01:58] bad I have an idea to fix all of our problems if you want to hear me out

[07:02:08] Let me know, Jake, if you don't want to hear it, I won't say it, if you want to hear it, I'll tell you.

[07:02:11] What's up, man?

[07:02:13] Listen, you don't have to say yes, but listen, how much money is there left? How does it...

[07:02:18] There are 305 dollars and 19 cents.

[07:02:23] Okay, is it possible to get 50 cases more? Is it possible?

[07:02:28] Of course. Of course.

[07:02:29] How much is the maximum case you can get without that money?

[07:02:32] I can get a lot of cases without money.

[07:02:34] Okay.

[07:02:35] It depends on what case though, depends on what we're talking here.

[07:02:37] You get the cheapest possible case, whatever you can, max them out.

[07:02:43] You rip as many as possible, Jinx.

[07:02:44] I guarantee you one night in this next group of cases is going to turn your night around,

[07:02:48] brother.

[07:02:49] I promise you, you'll go to bed with a smile on your face and a gigantic boner, okay?

[07:02:52] Listen, I'm not letting you go to bed.

[07:02:54] My friend, my friend, go to bed and cry.

[07:02:56] No, dude.

[07:02:57] No, hell no.

[07:02:59] Listen, Jinx, you're right there.

[07:03:04] You saw it, you're due.

[07:03:05] 800 cases is the last gold.

[07:03:07] One of 400 bro. You're more than deal. Okay. Listen, we're about to hit big

[07:03:21] All right

[07:03:23] How many did you get like if we're gonna hit we're gonna hit

[07:03:27] You should have cases in your inventory by the way

[07:03:35] What do you want what do you want to

[07:03:44] You're gonna get a gold I guarantee you I promise you will okay, and tonight's gonna be lit upside down, bro

[07:03:50] I promise so you're saying this last $300 is gonna be a goal

[07:03:55] You can see you gotta believe man, but all I want from you is a smile on your face

[07:03:59] And I want a Jolly good moon out of you for this last few cases just believe man

[07:04:03] It's all you gotta do just believe get a little Johnny get a little pep in your step

[07:04:06] Oh, it's not bad from chroma twos did go up in price since you started

[07:04:10] I

[07:04:16] Know I have eyes that that is bad that is bad, bro. Oh

[07:04:24] I mean harder to attain

[07:04:29] Thanks you do you believe in the plan bro

[07:04:32] You believe

[07:04:34] No, you don't see and this is the problem right now man

[07:04:37] I don't believe in the fucking plan.

[07:04:38] Turn that frown upside down, bro.

[07:04:40] I don't believe in the put down plan.

[07:04:43] So, that's not bad, 20?

[07:04:45] I have 2K invested with a 2K inventory.

[07:04:49] I don't believe in that plan.

[07:04:50] But you know what that means, bro?

[07:04:52] Means you never stop shooting.

[07:04:53] You know that fucking, that saying, bro?

[07:04:55] Like, you can keep missing,

[07:04:57] but if you never stop shooting, bro,

[07:04:58] did you really fucking miss?

[07:05:00] You know what I mean?

[07:05:01] LeBron has missed shots, you know what I'm saying?

[07:05:04] It's all about perspective in life.

[07:05:07] It is all about perspective though.

[07:05:09] Oh, we're gonna have to spend a lot more money.

[07:05:11] Give me one second.

[07:05:13] How about lock in by the right cases here?

[07:05:15] I feel like you haven't been buying the right cases as well.

[07:05:17] Yeah.

[07:05:18] Maybe that is on me.

[07:05:20] Jinx.

[07:05:21] Guys, there's no such thing as the right case.

[07:05:23] They're all demonic and they're all straight.

[07:05:25] Like, sent straight from hell.

[07:05:27] Okay, there's nothing about the right case.

[07:05:29] It's all demonic.

[07:05:31] Okay.

[07:05:32] It's not fucking...

[07:05:34] Hey, at least there's no cases on Valorant though,

[07:05:36] can't get sucked into this on that. It is true. That's a good thing. Yeah, Valorant's

[07:05:42] a pretty peaceful place. You just talk to women and play games well. And on Valorant, if you

[07:05:48] spend $40, you actually just instantly get the knife. You don't have to spend a fucking

[07:05:54] car, uh, the price of a fucking Honda fucking Civic for a fucking gold that's worth fucking

[07:05:59] fucking dollars. You know what I'm saying? I will say, just, can I tell you something,

[07:06:04] With the amount of money you spent on cases, you could have the most commonly used pro loadout in the game, which is about like $10,000 to $12,000 dollars.

[07:06:13] You could have just bought it straight up.

[07:06:14] Appreciate that, Squish.

[07:06:15] Oh, thanks, bro. Appreciate that, bro.

[07:06:18] No, I just wanted to let you know, you have the ability in this game too. You just chose to do it the hard way, which I respect.

[07:06:24] Alright, Jinxie. Turn that frown upside down, bro. We got 20 more cases to go.

[07:06:30] go max win let's go gold gold gold what we came for man and it's gonna start off

[07:06:41] slow but thinks you can you get into a little bit because this is part of the

[07:06:44] plan right we have to meet you y'all we need you to come pepper in your step

[07:06:47] red you all thought I read it's not I could we did it LMG attack come on that

[07:06:59] to say gold gold gold cat gold gold gold let's all that's that and purple and

[07:07:05] purple yeah not a little shaggy

[07:07:10] I

[07:07:12] Will catch and that's been a goal. Yeah, ah, here we go. Let's turn it around. See do not click open do not click open

[07:07:20] You're ruining the whole like

[07:07:24] Yeah, you're fucking up my whole immersion right now, bro

[07:07:27] And if you pick up that home, you're not player you're not you love that gun

[07:07:32] Maybe not that skin, I'm just going to push it.

[07:07:36] Are these all the cases?

[07:07:38] Are the ones you better open? Are these all of them?

[07:07:40] Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!

[07:07:42] Oh.

[07:07:44] Alright, that's those everything, right here.

[07:07:46] Everything we're seeing here.

[07:07:54] This is the last...

[07:07:56] Ooh, it really does feel like it's hers, like...

[07:08:00] Tonight

[07:08:07] It's fucked up, it's fucked up, eh? Yeah

[07:08:11] No, no, but it's not over man

[07:08:24] Hold on James, but that one we just had a monkey

[07:08:30] Oh that wasn't my lucky, that was detrimental.

[07:08:34] That's a mentor.

[07:08:43] I mean mathematically it should be a goal.

[07:08:46] Yeah I don't really believe in math anymore man, I'm just going to keep looking at the blue.

[07:08:53] The math went out the window about 800 fucking faces ago.

[07:08:57] Alright.

[07:09:00] Guys, eight more.

[07:09:04] Can we get a change of scenery for the last few?

[07:09:06] I feel like it's probably that.

[07:09:07] Ooh, pink!

[07:09:08] Oh, banana!

[07:09:10] Banana shooter. Nice.

[07:09:11] We'll test it.

[07:09:14] Not bad.

[07:09:17] We get a change of scenery, I think.

[07:09:18] Wait, that's a sign.

[07:09:20] What color are bananas?

[07:09:22] Oh, this is where we hit the knife the first time.

[07:09:24] Hold on.

[07:09:26] It's on full circle.

[07:09:28] I'm pretty sure it was right here at the knife the first time.

[07:09:32] I think I can do it again.

[07:09:39] Yeah, we'll say you have some of the worst taste life probably ever, which is unfortunate.

[07:09:43] that could have been better

[07:10:04] really no way you gave me the others thank you bro well this is this is what I

[07:10:23] this is what I dream for come on lagging a little bit though go go go go go

[07:10:59] Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!

[07:11:03] Same saga.

[07:11:05] Better wear though.

[07:11:07] Well hold on, look at the shotgun. Look at the back.

[07:11:09] It's golden.

[07:11:10] You see that?

[07:11:11] That's a sign.

[07:11:12] It has to be a sign for the last case.

[07:11:14] This last case is gonna be golden.

[07:11:16] When I unbox this, I put the key in.

[07:11:18] Yeah?

[07:11:19] Take it in the right way.

[07:11:20] Take it in the right way.

[07:11:21] Yeah.

[07:11:22] I gotta, I gotta jiggle it.

[07:11:23] Hold on.

[07:11:25] Alright.

[07:11:25] Same thing.

[07:11:26] Okay.

[07:11:27] Yep, I just twisted it.

[07:11:28] Oh my god. Oh my god.

[07:11:29] Boom! Oh my god, boom!

[07:11:31] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

[07:11:33] Go!

[07:11:35] Really?

[07:11:36] I really thought that was the one.

[07:11:39] I need more of an after.

[07:11:47] Out of budget.

[07:11:57] Okay.