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Jynxzi

03-18-2026 · 5h 13m

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[00:00:00] I don't know what to do with this video, but I'll try to make it as good as I can.

[00:00:30] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, free

[00:00:32] What I had to be was this man

[00:00:34] Yeah, we ain't even a purpose

[00:00:37] Yeah, yeah, this is free

[00:00:39] Oh, well, that don't make us

[00:00:40] Yeah, yeah, I'm in the lead

[00:00:42] You ain't nobody to me

[00:00:44] What I need was to play down

[00:00:46] I'd be somewhere until I'd agree

[00:00:48] Still on the bottom of me

[00:00:50] I'm like a, I'm like a war brick

[00:00:52] I'm like a, I'm like a night well

[00:00:53] I'm by the fire, there's Mr. Slick

[00:00:55] I'm the reason you got down to be

[00:00:57] I'm your baby

[00:00:58] Oh my god, I forgot Porsche's playing Newcastle. Let me check on that.

[00:01:08] I forgot Baricola!

[00:01:28] What the fuck happened?

[00:01:44] It just ended.

[00:01:46] What the fuck happened?

[00:01:49] Of course, Anthony Alonga is the only one who scored.

[00:01:51] My glorious king.

[00:01:52] Raphindia, two goals, Mark Bernal, one goal, Namindia Molle, Bernal Di, Fermin Lopez,

[00:01:59] Levandoski Cicchi.

[00:02:05] I'm going to need, okay, everybody shut the fuck up.

[00:02:10] I'm going to need, I'm going to need like five minutes.

[00:02:15] I'm actually about to like pull out my clock.

[00:02:19] I'm not even kidding.

[00:02:20] I'm actually about to pull out my cock.

[00:02:23] I'm actually...

[00:02:32] BILONTON ROCKY!

[00:02:33] Da, Da, Da, Da.

[00:02:34] Guess who it is!

[00:02:35] BILONTON ROCKY!

[00:02:36] Your best clubber team boss!

[00:02:37] SWEATAMEN ROCKY!

[00:02:38] BILONTON ROCKY! SWEATAMEN ROCKY!

[00:02:41] Hi!

[00:02:42] SWEATAMEN ROCKY!

[00:02:43] BILONTON ROCKY!

[00:02:44] SWEATAMEN ROCKY!

[00:02:45] SWEATAMEN ROCKY!

[00:02:46] BILONTON ROCKY!

[00:02:47] SWEATAMEN ROCKY!

[00:02:48] How many violence crimes?

[00:02:49] Swiped on a rucky, violent on rucky, swiped on a rucky.

[00:02:52] Name one other club that is doing this, I'll wait!

[00:02:58] Name, bro I didn't even know.

[00:03:01] I didn't even know.

[00:03:02] Chat, name Hoggy with the 25 gifted subscared.

[00:03:10] Hoggy with the 25 gifted subscared.

[00:03:14] She opened.

[00:03:15] Wait chat, are all the Premier League teams out of UCL now?

[00:03:22] No, Silverpool's still in.

[00:03:24] Man City's out.

[00:03:27] Oh my God,

[00:03:29] Liverpool plays in 17 minutes.

[00:03:32] Liverpool, you are the only one left.

[00:03:34] Come on, Liverpool.

[00:03:36] Bro, I told you, I predicted it, bro.

[00:03:39] I told you guys, Barcelona's gonna win UCL.

[00:03:41] Like, what did I fucking say?

[00:03:44] Bro, this is the greatest club in the world.

[00:03:46] They should have won, listen, listen.

[00:03:50] They should have won last year,

[00:03:53] but Dumfries happened, I'm gonna be honest.

[00:03:55] Bro, Dumfries?

[00:03:58] Dumfries is the only reason Boston won.

[00:04:00] Jack, they should have won last year, but Dumfries.

[00:04:04] Got milk with the five gifts,

[00:04:05] it is subscared.

[00:04:08] Jack, Arsenal is a banter club.

[00:04:10] Guys, I said,

[00:04:13] Guys, you actually think Arsenal is gonna win Champions League?

[00:04:16] Guys! Guys!

[00:04:17] Arsenal isn't even capable of winning Premier League without bottling it.

[00:04:22] You think they have the composure to win a Champions League?

[00:04:26] Brother!

[00:04:27] Barca should have won UCL last year!

[00:04:29] But I'm not gonna lie, Dumfries did solo.

[00:04:32] Dumfries fucking squad like,

[00:04:34] Bro, oh my god, this just made my day.

[00:04:37] Bro, I literally went to go jog?

[00:04:38] Yes, I jog.

[00:04:39] Don't die fucking cap.

[00:04:41] I went to go jog?

[00:04:43] my god what a day like let's go live on YouTube let's get the string go but

[00:04:49] what a day though what a day what a day like actually bro what a day oh my god

[00:04:58] guys last time I'm saying this bro Barca's wedding Champions League dude

[00:05:04] last time I sang this bro let me give my Lameen jersey rough let me give my

[00:05:08] That's lucky, let me enter the parts of that.

[00:05:10] Check, last time I'm saying this.

[00:05:27] Now, do me a favor.

[00:05:35] Name one team who could do this.

[00:05:38] Name one team who could do this to Newcastle, outweigh it.

[00:05:44] Name one, of course Anthony Alanga is the only one who scored.

[00:05:49] He's actually just, Anthony Alanga is so fucking good.

[00:05:53] Anthony Alanga is the best player on Newcastle.

[00:05:56] He's so fucking good.

[00:05:57] But bro, oh my god, he's from Sweden, right?

[00:06:01] Bro, Sweden, kind of as a World Cup team, bro.

[00:06:05] Alexander Isak Anthony along up and Yocaness now when it comes to the center mids and the defenders they might be chopped

[00:06:12] Sweden you'll have a chance of winning the World Cup get at

[00:06:16] Jack Sweden has a chance guys

[00:06:19] They're not qualified

[00:06:26] Never much

[00:06:28] Sweden never mind you guys have no chance

[00:06:30] Sweden never mind somebody said Marlon as well

[00:06:35] where you think Marlon would play in the Swedish national team.

[00:06:38] What?

[00:06:40] Back to what I was saying.

[00:06:41] Let's just read.

[00:06:42] Man, I like to go though.

[00:06:43] It's a great game, bro.

[00:06:44] It's a great fucking game for football.

[00:06:47] And you know what?

[00:06:48] You wanna know why else?

[00:06:49] Liverpool's gonna win this game.

[00:06:51] They're gonna win this game too, now.

[00:06:52] Guarantee it.

[00:06:56] So let's just, let's read.

[00:06:58] Shops, 19 shots for Barca, nine for Newcastle.

[00:07:02] 13 shots on target for Barca.

[00:07:04] 6th for Newcastle, 63% per session for Barca,

[00:07:09] 37% per Newcastle, 464 passes for Barca, 284.

[00:07:15] I just realized, there's a guy that counts passes.

[00:07:19] Holy shit, that guy's gotta be on Adderall,

[00:07:21] there's no way he's not.

[00:07:22] 89% pass accuracy for Barca, 70%.

[00:07:26] I'm telling you, Barca's winning champions league.

[00:07:28] I'm telling you, bro, I'm telling you, man.

[00:07:32] I'm telling you, no.

[00:07:33] bro oh my god now this is a beautiful day bro like actually a beautiful day

[00:07:43] what a day bro literally 7-2 now we just need Liverpool to win we just need

[00:07:50] freaking Liverpool to frickin win that's it if Liverpool wins they need to win by

[00:07:56] to if Liverpool wins bro oh my god perfect day new castle to shit um let's see I mean

[00:08:11] would I say new castle to shit no what I say new castle is mid yeah they're probably mid

[00:08:17] They're a mid fucking team. Yeah.

[00:08:21] Would I say their shit? No.

[00:08:26] Newcastle is not shit.

[00:08:27] Chappels, are there any goals today? Any goals?

[00:08:30] Any goals I should watch?

[00:08:34] Bro, I can't know. Chad, I can't.

[00:08:36] I can't watch highlights, bro.

[00:08:38] I got a fucking copyright strike from watching fucking highlights.

[00:08:43] Fuck that.

[00:08:44] We love Arsenal. Look, bro, I don't hate Arsenal, bro. But like, bro, nobody hates Arsenal.

[00:08:53] But like, if you think Arsenal is going to win Champions League, brother, Arsenal is literally

[00:08:57] known for bottling the Premier League. Like that's what they're known for. They're not

[00:09:02] going to win the Champions League, bro. They're not going to be like, wake up, bro.

[00:09:07] Wake up, bro. They're not going to win the Champions League. You know who is?

[00:09:11] Forza! As I predicted, by the way! As I predicted!

[00:09:16] Notice that they get involved with a Timbette, they get involved with a Flapsack, they get involved with...

[00:09:20] Check Byron in PSG's game?

[00:09:24] Byla Rocky.

[00:09:30] What do you mean?

[00:09:32] What are you talking about? Byron, PSG?

[00:09:35] Or do you mean Check PSG and Check Byron?

[00:09:40] Wait, Chelsea lost aggregate 8-2.

[00:09:45] Chelsea lost aggregate 8-2.

[00:09:48] Bro, I don't know, man.

[00:09:52] That's kind of nuts.

[00:09:53] Bro, PSG is literally terrifying.

[00:09:56] PSG's so good.

[00:09:57] All right, let's see.

[00:09:58] Now, that could be a team.

[00:10:00] That's going to be tough for Barca.

[00:10:02] But we'll see.

[00:10:03] Byron versus.

[00:10:22] Six to one aggregate.

[00:10:25] Yo, just nope.

[00:10:26] Look, it gets to a point, bro.

[00:10:28] If I was the coach of Atlanta, I would say, you know what?

[00:10:32] You wait for Champions League?

[00:10:34] We're not even gonna show up to like two.

[00:10:37] You know what?

[00:10:38] Y'all got it.

[00:10:39] We're gonna not get injured.

[00:10:41] This shit is embarrassing.

[00:10:43] Bro, if you lose six to one in the first leg,

[00:10:46] wait, surely that was a home game for Byron, right?

[00:10:49] Surely that game was at home for Byron, right?

[00:10:51] Where's this game at?

[00:10:52] Let's see.

[00:10:58] Where's this game at, chat?

[00:11:00] Where's this game at?

[00:11:02] Oh, it's a way.

[00:11:06] The goalkeeper has a concussion.

[00:11:07] Yo buddy, that doesn't explain 6-1 aggregate.

[00:11:10] So, could you realize how bad that is?

[00:11:14] Wait, are you saying he got a concussion from the game?

[00:11:20] Yeah, bro.

[00:11:22] Byron is another team that, I'm going to be honest, Byron, there's a good chance

[00:11:29] they could win Champions League.

[00:11:30] Bro Barca like this is the shit I'm talking about that's what I want to see man. That's what the fuck

[00:11:36] I want to fucking see from this fucking football club

[00:11:42] Barca I

[00:11:43] Can't guarantee that they would have beat PSG last year in the finals because PSG was just going off

[00:11:49] But I can guarantee they would have done better than fucking enter bro the only reason why enter be

[00:11:56] The only reason why Inter beat Barca was Dumfries, I'm not going to lie, Dumfries was no

[00:12:02] dipping.

[00:12:03] Dumfries was no dipping Barca.

[00:12:05] I think he had like three goal contributions or four.

[00:12:11] But yeah bro, we'll see what happens.

[00:12:12] This is a great starting champions league though, now here's when it happened.

[00:12:16] Liverpool, we need y'all bro, like Liverpool, we need y'all today, gotta tap the rate,

[00:12:23] come on, come on.

[00:12:25] We need Liverpool today, chat, for real.

[00:12:26] We need Liverpool to step up.

[00:12:28] Bro, Liverpool and Barca in the finals, that will be cinema.

[00:12:34] We need Liverpool to step up, like for real.

[00:12:37] Liverpool, y'all got this shit, bro.

[00:12:39] We need to pull the step up, all right, now!

[00:12:42] Let's lock in.

[00:12:43] Chat, let's go!

[00:12:45] Geogather time!

[00:12:48] Wait, I'm...

[00:12:51] Silver one.

[00:12:52] This is the closest we've ever been to gold.

[00:12:55] If we go on a winning streak today,

[00:12:57] we have a legitimate chance of hitting gold.

[00:13:00] If we go on a winning streak today, chat, lock in.

[00:13:04] By the rock.

[00:13:07] Spain.

[00:13:16] Language, language, language, language.

[00:13:19] They won't let me over there, won't let me over there.

[00:13:21] What the fuck?

[00:13:22] What country is that?

[00:13:24] What country is that?

[00:13:26] Indonesia?

[00:13:28] Indonesia?

[00:13:30] Indonesia?

[00:13:32] Indonesia?

[00:13:34] Malaysia?

[00:13:36] Please.

[00:13:38] VAS!

[00:13:40] Bro, he got what country is that?

[00:13:52] Did you ever make it back to Byron many, many, many days?

[00:13:59] You told me to win.

[00:14:04] Dude, this looks like the cover of like an album.

[00:14:08] This place looks like the cover of an album, bro.

[00:14:10] Like, the album would be like this.

[00:14:12] You know what I'm saying?

[00:14:14] Like, that looks like the cover of an album.

[00:14:16] I'm not in control of it.

[00:14:21] Bro, where is this?

[00:14:26] OMG, it's Greece. How do y'all know this is Greece? How do y'all even know?

[00:14:32] Is there any text?

[00:14:36] Why do y'all think it's Greece? Wait, what if I'm making progress?

[00:14:42] Fast.

[00:14:44] I don't know how y'all are saying grease but I'm gonna go with it I'm gonna trust you

[00:14:52] guys

[00:14:53] Banned everybody in the chat. It was fucking Vancouver, man!

[00:15:05] It's a dam in the United States!

[00:15:28] Where is this?

[00:15:32] Clay Sand in the US.

[00:15:35] Is this like Nevada?

[00:15:38] Don't know I won't you don't want I won't

[00:15:42] Arizona you're right that is Arizona bro. That is the exact sand of Arizona

[00:15:48] Phoenix

[00:15:49] No, so baby. No, but it's gonna be

[00:15:53] It's gonna be like a reservation it's not gonna be a city

[00:15:56] This guy doesn't know. On our way, this guy's from the US side. He might know.

[00:16:06] I know! Are you an idiot? What? That does not look like Denver. I don't care that it's

[00:16:21] I thought it like Denver.

[00:16:22] VAS!

[00:16:24] Jai got it to lock the fucking!

[00:16:28] Where is this?

[00:16:32] I don't know if I've ever seen this.

[00:16:35] Football field, football field!

[00:16:42] Mega discount.

[00:16:44] Okay, it's Sparza Halafari Spendek.

[00:16:48] Poland.

[00:16:51] Finland

[00:16:57] I should have said Poland I should have said Poland I should have said

[00:17:03] Bosnia this guy's cheating there's no fucking way you got the city of Bosnia, dude

[00:17:10] Yeah, I'm never getting gold man. Fuck

[00:17:14] But like bro, there's no way you got the city in Bosnia like

[00:17:18] James, alright James, good luck.

[00:17:28] Wait, I just got this. Wait, I just got this. No, no. They just gave me this. This was literally the last one we just did.

[00:17:37] Wait, we just got this one.

[00:17:51] Where's the field?

[00:17:56] We just got this.

[00:18:01] We just got this.

[00:18:03] I've never had this happen to me in Geogazer, ever.

[00:18:06] I got the same place back-to-back in separate games.

[00:18:11] We just got this.

[00:18:12] That's gonna be a perfect guess.

[00:18:13] I'm gonna win immediately.

[00:18:28] What?

[00:18:31] Oh, it bogged.

[00:18:33] RUTTERMOSO

[00:18:41] ROBERTO CORA DARRO

[00:18:50] IMEA, IMEA, IMEA, PLEASE, PLEASE, CARBIA IMEA

[00:18:54] NAVILE IMEA

[00:18:58] CARNIVALE TRANSLORCI

[00:19:00] Cada ta fami, Monreal, Dorce casa.

[00:19:05] Chad, y'all know?

[00:19:18] Italy? Italy! Somebody just said North Carolina! Are you a dumbass?

[00:19:25] Chad, y'all think this is Italy, huh?

[00:19:30] Catafalime in Montreal, gardenale transporti, yeah, this is a forced act area.

[00:19:53] Palermo?

[00:19:56] My opponent's not guessing.

[00:19:57] Wait, I just realized something.

[00:20:00] My opponent's AFK. I could just get anywhere and just win because he's AFK.

[00:20:05] Bro, he's literally just AFK. Look. Canada.

[00:20:10] My opponent's completely AFK. This has never happened to me.

[00:20:25] Okay, that's gonna be a slow bleeding.

[00:20:27] Did you ever make a fire in a day, it's over?

[00:20:34] To quit right then and then, can I ask for help?

[00:20:39] Lerner?

[00:20:40] Lerner?

[00:20:41] Lerner?

[00:20:42] Lerner?

[00:20:43] Lerner?

[00:20:44] Lerner?

[00:20:45] Lerner?

[00:20:46] Lerner?

[00:20:47] Lerner?

[00:20:48] Lerner?

[00:20:49] Lerner?

[00:20:50] Chattano.

[00:20:51] So where do they speak Spanish?

[00:20:53] Brazil, Peru?

[00:20:55] This should be game unless this is spain this guy's gonna lose cuz it's gonna be somewhere in South America

[00:21:11] Press you press you right. I've never had an afk opponent ever crazy

[00:21:22] How is this fucker still alive

[00:21:25] If I can play against Rainbow and he's like letting me get a lead or something.

[00:21:35] Moichuang, home night.

[00:21:37] Coxung.

[00:21:38] I'm not pronouncing that.

[00:21:43] Where is this?

[00:21:46] Where the fuck?

[00:21:47] Whoa, these mountains are weird.

[00:21:50] We've got text up here, boys.

[00:21:57] Say, if I had to guess, I would say Thailand.

[00:22:05] Vietnam?

[00:22:06] Well, how do y'all know it's Vietnam?

[00:22:12] You guys are so intelligent.

[00:22:15] How do you guys know it's going to be Vietnam by the mountains?

[00:22:19] Mounts here. Mounts here.

[00:22:25] How do you guys know? Please be Vietnam. Please.

[00:22:31] Tell us, get a perfect gas for the boys. I just came to Vietnam where there's Valens.

[00:22:36] Oh my god, good stuff, chat!

[00:22:49] All right, that guy was the FK.

[00:22:51] Look, we need as many wins as we can get for gold, so we'll take the free win.

[00:22:57] Lock the fuck in!

[00:22:58] Okay, man, I've got some Argentina.

[00:23:01] Argentina.

[00:23:02] Oh my god, I guarantee this is Norway.

[00:23:06] Maybe it's Sweden, bro. I want to go I want to go to

[00:23:10] Norway or Sweden or Finland so bad

[00:23:13] Bro, they have the coolest building colors ever bro

[00:23:16] Like these are the buildings you see in Norway Sweden or Finland or Denmark. I'm telling you

[00:23:22] They have the coolest buildings ever, bro. I

[00:23:26] Know it's one of them. I'm just gonna guess I'm just gonna guess Norway

[00:23:29] It's gonna be Norway Sweden Finland or Denmark chat, but y'all might know better

[00:23:35] Let's go with Finland, Toriile. Let's go with Finland, Chad. Why not? Toriile.

[00:23:48] What other text? I didn't read the text.

[00:23:53] What? Italy, what is this guy doing?

[00:23:58] Wait, he might actually be right.

[00:24:08] I was spending too much time yapping and I didn't look for text.

[00:24:11] Check ya?

[00:24:22] Look the most powerful thing in this game is finding text.

[00:24:25] OP. Big mountains here. Big old mountains here.

[00:24:35] Whoa, look at that. It opens up here. Look at this chat.

[00:24:45] You know what? Let's look for text. Let's look for text. Let's be smart here. Let's be intelligent.

[00:24:51] Let's actually think about what the fuck we're doing.

[00:24:53] Let's look for text.

[00:24:57] Mara!

[00:24:59] Yo.

[00:25:02] It looks like this is a beach here.

[00:25:05] And this is like a city on a beach.

[00:25:12] Where the fuck is this?

[00:25:15] Chat, do any of y'all from this city, please tell me now!

[00:25:21] this is Greece for sure Greece or Turkey okay I kind of see the vision with

[00:25:30] Greece so chat let's guess Greece but let's guess somewhere that's like a

[00:25:36] city on the ocean like literally right here this is city on on the beach

[00:25:43] It's not Lebanon, it's Turkey.

[00:25:53] It was Turkey man.

[00:25:54] Somebody said Greece or Turkey.

[00:26:01] Where is this?

[00:26:02] This looks nice.

[00:26:03] Oh my god, this looks nice.

[00:26:04] Text, text, text.

[00:26:05] It's nice.

[00:26:06] Text, text, text.

[00:26:14] More text here.

[00:26:19] I don't know what language that is.

[00:26:21] Sion Mokroy?

[00:26:26] I don't know what language that is,

[00:26:27] chat like legitimately.

[00:26:30] Iceland?

[00:26:33] Are you guys sure?

[00:26:35] how do y'all know bro isa looks nice bro

[00:26:44] i chat i really hope you guys are right i really hope you guys are right chat

[00:27:05] It was Ireland!

[00:27:07] Bro, that was Ireland!

[00:27:09] Oh my god, I'm getting shit on this guy's good!

[00:27:14] Parkplatz!

[00:27:26] I should read a white flick.

[00:27:29] I should read a white flick.

[00:27:35] Is this Germany?

[00:27:43] Is anybody here from Germany chat?

[00:27:46] Anybody here from Germany?

[00:27:48] I don't know if this is Germany. If it is, it's not a city. This is like...

[00:27:53] Wait, wait!

[00:27:57] I can rock.

[00:27:59] I made the car back.

[00:28:00] Land, trees, and full dust.

[00:28:02] Do I think this is Germany, y'all?

[00:28:09] Central Germany. It's not gonna be a city.

[00:28:14] You know what? I'm actually trust that guy. I'm gonna go center up Germany.

[00:28:18] A little bit next to Leipzig.

[00:28:20] No!

[00:28:24] Yes!

[00:28:26] Whoever the guy is, that's that Central Germany modem!

[00:28:30] Oh my god, lock in. Please lock in.

[00:28:38] Is that an elephant lifting weights?

[00:28:41] Hold on.

[00:28:44] Extra kamharim.

[00:28:47] Tamba tingi. Badam.

[00:28:53] Wait. This is Indonesia, right?

[00:28:57] That's the Indonesian flag?

[00:29:00] He knows this kid is so good!

[00:29:11] Wait, what's he doing?

[00:29:13] Jakarta, way off!

[00:29:16] I'm still alive!

[00:29:23] I'm barely alive!

[00:29:24] How is this kid so good?

[00:29:27] Well, I um

[00:29:30] Wherever this is I have to go here, bro. What is this? Is that?

[00:29:40] Is that a motherfucking jet on water?

[00:29:46] Bro, it's just like Monaco

[00:29:49] Is it Monaco the richest country in the world?

[00:29:52] Bro, is this like Monaco?

[00:29:56] Alaska!

[00:29:57] They're the guy that said Little Saint James.

[00:30:03] That shit is not funny, bro, at all.

[00:30:11] Why do you guys think it's Alaska?

[00:30:22] It's not Alaska.

[00:30:27] Vancouver Island, what?!

[00:30:32] Yo, this opponent got it dead on every time!

[00:30:37] How is that a Silver One player?!

[00:30:42] This is fucking bullshit, man, seriously!

[00:30:45] That's not a fucking Silver One!

[00:30:48] At all!

[00:30:52] Parte campania.

[00:31:03] Chad?

[00:31:04] Netherlands.

[00:31:06] Maybe Netherlands.

[00:31:08] Regla, oak, vilka, frenda, Swiss is Dutch.

[00:31:16] We know for a fact this is Dutch.

[00:31:19] This is Netherlands.

[00:31:22] Germany though but for me I don't I have a hard time telling what's Netherlands

[00:31:29] and what's Germany but was this not just Amsterdam was this not just Amsterdam

[00:31:35] chap that it's not Dutch okay Ryan's from

[00:31:40] Netherlands so Ryan what is this Denmark

[00:31:45] Ryan, you might have to save my life.

[00:31:48] I was gonna say Netherlands.

[00:31:53] Copenhagen, Denmark. Why not?

[00:31:56] Okay. What?

[00:32:00] How am I not- What?!

[00:32:10] Yo bro, if you're stream sniping, gas in the next five seconds.

[00:32:14] I don't know.

[00:32:15] Five, four, three, two, one.

[00:32:22] Okay, maybe not.

[00:32:23] Somewhere in Asia, somewhere in Asia.

[00:32:49] I think this guy is the one I'm not even kidding, he's just guessing what I want to do.

[00:33:18] and he's just guessing what I'm guessing, bro.

[00:33:21] Did he guess first or did I guess first?

[00:33:29] Where is this?

[00:33:31] Stop looking at chat, Kinko.

[00:33:33] I've never been called that.

[00:33:37] Bro, I know you're looking at chat though,

[00:33:39] so it's like, I mean, let's just do it.

[00:33:41] Let's do a chat-off, bro.

[00:33:43] I know you're looking at it,

[00:33:44] like stream sniping to link, what?

[00:33:46] Yo, this looks like, I don't know, like where you would find Slenderman?

[00:33:52] Where is this?

[00:33:55] Is this not where you would spot Slenderman?

[00:34:00] I have a crazy gas challenge, I'll trust me.

[00:34:16] Did I have a crazy desk? Is this not a Brazilian rainforest?

[00:34:24] I'm just the biggest forest I've ever seen in my life!

[00:34:29] Yeah, a Slovenian forest, I mean, but I physically can't guess that.

[00:34:54] Ah

[00:35:24] English Endurance Challenges

[00:35:42] Yes!

[00:35:48] I don't know!

[00:35:54] It's obviously not fucking New York.

[00:36:22] Idaho I'm telling you.

[00:36:24] Brother, this is not Idaho!

[00:36:34] This is not Idaho, dude! No, it's not!

[00:36:39] Yup, copy the guess again.

[00:36:40] You're the biggest pussy I've ever met in my life, Adam.

[00:36:42] You're the un-gown, you're the biggest pussy I've ever met.

[00:36:46] You're stream-slapping and then just copying my guesses.

[00:36:49] He's just closer every time.

[00:36:56] If I would've said Columbia, he would've said Columbia.

[00:36:59] This shit is so boring.

[00:37:30] So you stream snipe and then copy my guess every time

[00:37:49] I mean is that not fucking down or what?

[00:37:58] Okay, my opponent's from Netherlands.

[00:38:16] Wanda Dan Young Dabak Don Ket Zai Dong Kapt Gan Vi Chai Dong Nong Ton Moi

[00:38:39] Please! I shoulda guessed on the water

[00:38:41] What is your perfect death state? Or all of my opponent's just gods!

[00:38:51] This is not fucking silver! No the fuck it isn't!

[00:38:56] Woah. Elefante. I think that's a penis right there.

[00:39:02] Bro, I've never seen an elephant in this game. There's one place in the world that has elephants.

[00:39:11] Where in Africa? Where?

[00:39:21] Kenya?

[00:39:27] Chad, I really hope you're right!

[00:39:31] Chad, oh my god! Chad! Yes!

[00:39:35] Chad, you guys are so fucking smart, man. You guys are so fucking smart.

[00:39:39] Come on! How do you know?

[00:39:55] Am I crazy, but is this USA?

[00:39:57] Mongolia. You know, Chad, I think this is Utah. I've been to Utah. Because look, it's

[00:40:23] It's not Iceland. Iceland would not have rocks like this Chad.

[00:40:26] Iceland would not have it. Trust me.

[00:40:30] Bro, it's not Greenland either.

[00:40:33] Brother, this is fucking Utah.

[00:40:37] I can like almost guarantee you this is Utah.

[00:40:44] I think this is fucking Utah.

[00:40:48] I've been to Utah.

[00:40:51] It's gonna be like...

[00:40:53] This is Utah.

[00:40:55] Boulder Loop Road.

[00:40:56] Yeah, no, this is Utah.

[00:40:58] This is Utah.

[00:40:59] No, he's wrong.

[00:41:00] This is fucking Utah.

[00:41:01] This is Utah.

[00:41:06] Why, Yoming?

[00:41:07] I knew it was USA though.

[00:41:09] Chad, I know my country, bro.

[00:41:10] I knew it was USA.

[00:41:11] I knew it wasn't fucking Greenland.

[00:41:14] Because, bro, the rocks, those rocks.

[00:41:16] I knew it was USA though.

[00:41:18] I knew it was USA.

[00:41:19] I knew it wasn't fucking Greenland.

[00:41:21] The box, those box.

[00:41:31] Young cow,

[00:41:32] spoke voodoo,

[00:41:34] Anton Geltungd,

[00:41:36] Moe Nu,

[00:41:38] Pol Trac,

[00:41:39] Nine Boy.

[00:41:46] Vietnam again.

[00:41:51] We hatched him. We hatched him. We hatched him. Great fucking work, y'all. Great fucking

[00:42:02] work, y'all.

[00:42:05] Uh, am I crazy, but is this grease? Am I crazy, but is this grease? Bro, grease is

[00:42:18] so pretty I don't know if this is grease though whatever this is it's really pretty

[00:42:23] oh is this grease maybe it's Italy it could be Italy could be Italy that's fine text chat let's

[00:42:29] find text let's go to the sanity and find text oh it turned me around

[00:42:34] Mara!

[00:42:42] Bahamas!

[00:42:44] Croatia!

[00:42:45] Wait, I remember looking at pics of Croatia, it did look like that!

[00:42:52] Bro, I remember looking at like...

[00:42:55] It's like here, maybe? I don't know, like here?

[00:42:59] Croatia! Please!

[00:43:01] Please speed, I need this.

[00:43:07] Yes!

[00:43:09] We're closer, chatlocked in.

[00:43:12] Oh my god.

[00:43:20] I think I'll do a wraparound.

[00:43:23] Brothers could be USA.

[00:43:26] USA has a lot of mountains, bro.

[00:43:31] All right, wait do we need this many arrows fuck

[00:43:39] This feels like USA I'm not kidding

[00:43:44] Thanks

[00:43:48] I gotta get that truck I gotta get that truck

[00:43:50] Fuck.

[00:43:53] Shit.

[00:43:55] Bro, this is USA!

[00:43:56] Swap me!

[00:43:57] I know my country!

[00:43:58] I'm not even gonna look at chat!

[00:44:02] Come on, Tiana.

[00:44:04] I know my country!

[00:44:20] What's up with some FIFA packs?

[00:44:24] That's fucking embarrassing as shit.

[00:44:26] That might have been our worst GeoGesture session ever.

[00:44:28] I couldn't win.

[00:44:29] I think I had one win, and it was on a guy that was AFK.

[00:44:33] Fuck, I said it over at chat.

[00:44:36] Chat, I'm sorry, man.

[00:44:37] I thought it was USA, man, I don't know.

[00:44:41] Chat, yesterday was our greatest FIFA pack opening ever.

[00:44:49] And we make it even better today!

[00:44:53] I'm gonna go to Cinco.

[00:44:56] I'm gonna go to Cinco.

[00:44:59] Chad, walk the fuck in dog!

[00:46:19] We're tricking and thinking that I was gonna die before 30 Palmer Bellingham pressure

[00:46:41] Let's go.

[00:46:43] Go, Pome.

[00:46:48] That 92-po-po-po-po-po will be mine.

[00:46:53] Chad, we're doing packs.

[00:46:56] We're doing SBCs.

[00:46:58] I played FIFA last night and this morning went on a notting game winning streak.

[00:47:02] And I'm in dip six now.

[00:47:04] Do you want to see my stats?

[00:47:07] Oh my god, and we have a million coins.

[00:47:09] Oh my god, and we have a million coins. Maybe we can make a crazy purchase today.

[00:47:14] Chad, I got my stats. I got my stats. I got my stats. Oh, Gabriel. Oh,

[00:47:17] 13 wins, three losses. Now. Pretty good. Okay. Chad, wait. The store has a yellow bubble

[00:47:29] above it, which means there's new packs. Wait, can I get that Puskas? Is Puskas an

[00:47:35] Netto in impacts right now.

[00:47:38] Chat to say yes or no.

[00:47:43] Liverpool scored?

[00:47:44] Dominic Sampozzi!

[00:47:46] Liverpool scored!

[00:47:48] Yes!

[00:47:50] Yes!

[00:47:53] Dominic Sampozzi!

[00:47:55] Oh my God!

[00:47:57] Let's fucking go!

[00:48:01] Today's a great day for football.

[00:48:02] It's a boss life so good a chance a boss life so good brother. There's a 94 Puskas impacts.

[00:48:12] Holy shit. Lock it. Chat lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock in chat. Lock in chat.

[00:48:26] Tommy with the Twitch brand subscription.

[00:48:28] Tommy, I love you, bro.

[00:48:34] Now, what do we got in the pack department?

[00:48:36] Oh, my.

[00:48:44] We're gonna rip so many fucking packs today.

[00:48:47] We are gonna rip so many fucking packs today.

[00:48:52] Brother, yesterday was insane.

[00:48:54] Today's gotta be insane as well.

[00:48:56] There's literally no other option.

[00:48:57] Today has to be insane.

[00:48:59] Bloopy with the tier one subscription.

[00:49:01] Bloopy, I love you.

[00:49:02] Two plugs with the follow.

[00:49:03] AK, they're gonna follow.

[00:49:04] Love you.

[00:49:12] Dominic's about to die goal.

[00:49:15] Stop telling me, bro, Liverpool Barça Finals.

[00:49:19] Sleazy, thank you for the tier one.

[00:49:20] Why am I still subbed to you, Sleazy?

[00:49:22] What?

[00:49:23] All right guys, here's what we're gonna do.

[00:49:24] Pax, SBC, Pax, SBC.

[00:49:28] We're getting tradable packs in a tail.

[00:49:36] One of five, what birthday pick, focus.

[00:49:40] Puskas, Puskas, Puskas, Puskas.

[00:49:51] Okay, that was not Puskas.

[00:49:53] That was not muskats.

[00:49:55] That was not muskats. It's okay.

[00:49:57] Pickles, muskats!

[00:49:59] PUSKATS!

[00:50:01] PUSKATS!

[00:50:09] PUSKATS!

[00:50:11] PUSKATS!

[00:50:13] PUSKATS!

[00:50:23] Vara!

[00:50:27] Wait, is this gonna give me fodder? Yes, we have fodder.

[00:50:30] PUSH US!

[00:50:32] PUSH US!

[00:50:34] Brother, this guy's name is fucking Burger?!

[00:50:39] WHAT?!

[00:50:42] Chat call high-fives? Not today, chat. I'm gonna rip like a lot more packs than today, okay? Oh, a lot. We need to go fast.

[00:50:49] Bro, his name is Burger!

[00:50:53] Baldi!

[00:50:58] Moss?

[00:51:00] Calibri thinking about it.

[00:51:02] Calibri thinking about it. Calibri thinking about it.

[00:51:04] Chat, no, if we get high-bives,

[00:51:06] she's gonna pick the wrong fucking cards.

[00:51:08] Fuck, no.

[00:51:10] I got this today.

[00:51:11] Chat, my club is insane, guys.

[00:51:14] My club is insane.

[00:51:16] We don't know about that.

[00:51:18] I need tradibles.

[00:51:20] I need tradibles, I need tradibles, I need tradibles.

[00:51:23] Give me all of the fucking tradibles.

[00:51:26] Is there any better tradibles?

[00:51:35] This is tradable.

[00:51:38] No, but I need Puskas.

[00:51:41] Puskas, Puskas, Puskas.

[00:51:44] That's not Puskas, god damn it!

[00:52:04] Puskas!

[00:52:08] Burger again!

[00:52:10] You burger, get the fuck out of my pants!

[00:52:28] Oh my god!

[00:52:32] That's actually really good!

[00:52:35] Bro!

[00:52:37] That's not bad at all!

[00:52:42] Holy shit!

[00:52:57] One of five.

[00:52:58] Player play.

[00:52:59] Player play.

[00:53:02] Puskas!

[00:53:03] Puskas!

[00:53:05] Puskas! Puskas! Puskas! Fuck man! Jesus Christ that was bad!

[00:53:20] I got burger again! Dead ass! Dead ass!

[00:53:30] Puskas! Puskas!

[00:53:35] PUSCOTS!

[00:53:44] SHIESA!

[00:53:46] SHIESA!

[00:53:49] SHIESA!

[00:53:51] SHIESA! SHIESA!

[00:53:53] SLEEPING, THINKING FOR THE PRIME!

[00:53:54] DOCK, THINKING FOR THE PRIME!

[00:53:55] PUSCOTS!

[00:54:05] FUCK!

[00:54:06] JUST GET ME PUSCOTS, DAMN!

[00:54:13] NOT BAD!

[00:54:16] HEMP!

[00:54:21] Ham

[00:54:24] Bar

[00:54:26] Bro, somebody's packs his shit

[00:54:29] Somebody's packs his shit

[00:54:34] Yo clue on thing for the fire captain

[00:54:51] Is that Chloe Chaldey?

[00:54:55] PUSH US! PUSH US!

[00:55:05] Pax are not heading to the right. Wow.

[00:55:08] Okay, Pax are not heading to the right.

[00:55:10] Spazz with the 10 gifted itself!

[00:55:13] See, don't!

[00:55:16] I'm about to get a bag of this.

[00:55:25] You can't get him? What do you mean I can't get him? You guys said he's in packs. Is he not?

[00:55:30] Bro, do you know what this means, shot? If the packs are shit today, the SBCs are gonna be insane.

[00:55:38] Literally.

[00:55:42] Wait, Puskas aren't in these?

[00:55:46] He's in packs, not pics.

[00:55:50] Shysa!

[00:55:52] Wait, this is how we got Ronaldinho yesterday, this guy.

[00:56:16] You, but I thought you Bellingham's on Madrid.

[00:56:32] Does Bellingham have a brother?

[00:56:35] Bellingham has a brother?

[00:56:40] I didn't even know that.

[00:56:42] What?

[00:56:43] I didn't know that, Chad.

[00:56:45] I didn't know that.

[00:56:58] Bro, it's SPC time.

[00:57:03] It's SPC time.

[00:57:06] Lock the fuck in.

[00:57:08] Lock the fuck in the tent!

[00:57:11] We're gonna get something insane.

[00:57:12] I can feel it in the tip of my truck!

[00:57:15] Wait, is Puskus in this?

[00:57:16] Yes or no?

[00:57:19] No, he's in team two.

[00:57:30] Which one should we do, chat?

[00:57:31] Puskus is in this, right?

[00:57:34] Which one should we do, chat?

[00:57:45] I can't.

[00:58:09] I can't.

[00:58:12] You guys think we could do an icon?

[00:58:17] Chat this one?

[00:58:22] Right, I think this one's gotta be meh.

[00:58:31] This one?

[00:58:33] I love the stream street. Thank you, relatively. Thank you. Chat this one?

[00:58:42] No, not fucking concept play.

[00:58:48] I didn't mean to do fucking concept fucking players.

[00:58:52] Oh my, how do I cancel out of this?

[00:58:58] Is there even a way?

[00:59:03] Jesus, I didn't mean to do concept players.

[00:59:10] No, no

[00:59:25] Oh, it's gonna be eight

[00:59:31] Let's stick to the squad God mob that guy fucking mob that guy

[00:59:40] Come on.

[00:59:45] We need an absolutely insane SBC today.

[00:59:49] Let's go.

[00:59:50] Let's fucking go!

[00:59:55] We're with an insane one.

[01:00:00] Bro, I thought I said to ignore position now.

[01:00:07] I thought it said ignore position now.

[01:00:15] Michael Orise.

[01:00:17] Michael Orise, Michael Orise.

[01:00:28] Walk in, walk the fuck in Chad, come on.

[01:00:37] Guys, not everything is a fucking overpay, man!

[01:00:46] Cases, yo bro, I'ma be honest, I might quit the cases, bro.

[01:01:03] I've opened 1200 cases and I've gotten one gold and it was worth a hundred bucks.

[01:01:09] I might just be done, bro.

[01:01:11] That shit, you don't get anything from them things, bro.

[01:01:14] You don't get anything.

[01:01:16] It's anything when you do, it's just shit.

[01:01:19] That's the reality of cases, bro.

[01:01:27] I'm not peace of mind.

[01:01:28] Fuck off!

[01:01:34] You know what CSGO cases are, Chat?

[01:01:36] You want it up?

[01:01:39] CSGO cases are a complete waste of fucking money, that's all it is.

[01:01:46] Chat, it's not SADS, bro.

[01:01:47] It's like, even when you get something, it's just shit.

[01:01:49] It's like, you're just working towards nothing.

[01:01:51] This next thing is actually getting a good case.

[01:01:57] It's not possible guys.

[01:02:00] At least on Vatteran bro, like if I spend money on something, I just get it.

[01:02:09] Vatteran, Vatteran's a lot more affordable bro.

[01:02:15] as cheaper bro and Valorant has kittens. Valorant I can get a sexy skin for $50

[01:02:24] literally bro a sexy knife. Bro and this kittens on Valorant's cat you never know I

[01:02:34] might find my E my my E bro I might find my E kitten tonight cat you never

[01:02:40] up I'm trying to I'm like literally find like that e-girl tonight

[01:02:50] chat kind of thinking about CS isn't happy kittens it doesn't bro I might be

[01:03:01] done with cases bro it's just like you spend a bunch of money you don't get

[01:03:05] anything and then when you do get something, who is this? I don't know

[01:03:10] Belligan had a brother. So he plays the same position as Belligan and went to

[01:03:14] Dormund also.

[01:03:25] So this guy went to Dormund and plays the same position as Belligan. Are they

[01:03:33] like twins. Somewhere where the sun will last it all year. Probably got a big old diamond

[01:03:47] on your hand right now. Maybe a baby you're talking about now. Long driveway to a big

[01:03:54] Bye-bye-out.

[01:03:56] Job bellig him?

[01:04:06] Bring back Rocket League. I was on Rocket League two days ago, bro.

[01:04:16] Come on, please be good.

[01:04:20] Why'd you just keep doing fucking 84s?

[01:04:24] God, SDCs are GRIND!

[01:04:42] Oh my god, oh my god!

[01:04:46] Alright. HOOOOOOW!

[01:04:49] Here we go boys! Here we go! That was a grind, bro. Jesus, he kept putting in 84 squalls.

[01:05:01] That was a grind. That was actually a big grind.

[01:05:05] Guys, I'm going to go and battle him very soon. Very soon. We're grinding about today, baby.

[01:05:17] WHAAAAAT?

[01:05:19] There's another squad.

[01:05:21] Oh my fucking god.

[01:05:29] I told him you were done with the SBC.

[01:05:31] Alright, this better be good.

[01:05:33] What?

[01:05:39] This better be good.

[01:05:41] That's all I'm gonna fucking say.

[01:05:43] This better be good.

[01:05:45] That's all I'm gonna fucking say!

[01:06:00] C'mon!

[01:06:01] Oh!

[01:06:02] Wait!

[01:06:03] Striker!

[01:06:04] Venerables!

[01:06:08] Try!

[01:06:09] Try!

[01:06:15] Oh my God!

[01:06:22] Wait, I thought I- Wait, I thought it was a player pick!

[01:06:39] I thought it was a- What?!

[01:06:44] No, I thought that was the pack and then the player pit.

[01:06:51] What?

[01:06:53] What?

[01:06:56] One more pack.

[01:07:00] This needs to save our entire day.

[01:07:02] This needs to save our entire day.

[01:07:05] $30 pack.

[01:07:08] Save me.

[01:07:14] I

[01:07:31] Phone what have I what?

[01:07:33] Here we go, this is it, this is it, this is it.

[01:07:58] Are we tenorized?

[01:08:01] I'm getting off this fucking game.

[01:08:05] Yep, I'm getting off this fucking game.

[01:08:06] Nah, nah, nah.

[01:08:08] Hey, hey, hey, about time, no, fuck that shit!

[01:08:13] One win on Fall Guys first.

[01:08:14] One win on Fall Guys.

[01:08:16] I have to know the last game I played on Fall Guys I won.

[01:08:20] I got a Q as fast as possible so the stream snipers don't come.

[01:08:23] Come on!

[01:08:25] Hurry up and kill!

[01:08:31] Chat me and muda are going to be hunting for ekins. Well, okay, not

[01:08:37] Not hunting for ekins. That's

[01:08:39] We're gonna be going on E dates in an hour me and muda

[01:08:44] It's gonna be big

[01:08:46] Chat my last game of fall guys was a win. I'm not 40 bro. Yeah, I'm 24. I could easily get a key girl

[01:08:52] guys

[01:08:54] No, not hunting. No, not hunting. We're just gonna be like going on E dates

[01:09:01] All right, I think I keep fast enough to knock it stream tonight.

[01:09:08] Let's see.

[01:09:09] As y'all know, my last game of fall, guys, was a win.

[01:09:14] That's all I'm gonna say.

[01:09:15] That's all I'm gonna say.

[01:09:16] Ba-da-da-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-da.

[01:09:22] Nice eyebrows, Shrek, your tongue gets shut the fuck up.

[01:09:29] right chat if I win this game I like man lock it let's win this do this

[01:09:42] There's no streambibbers I'm not getting grabbed. Let's go!

[01:09:45] There's no streambibbers I'm not getting grabbed!

[01:10:12] What the f**k in?

[01:10:32] There's no sweetfabs, I can actually go back to back.

[01:10:42] Most out of Mr. Penalty? What? What? What? Most out of Mr. Pen dead ass? No!

[01:11:02] I was reading chat, and I didn't see

[01:11:11] Hi guys loaded up about it

[01:11:14] Hi guys loaded up about it bro. I was reading chat, and I didn't see oh my god

[01:11:20] Day two of our lock in lock in chat. We're going on an e dates or we're going on e dates with muda in one hour

[01:11:37] I need to warm up in the next hour so I can impress the hud

[01:11:42] Murpho me think of it as much time suggestion lock down. Thank you devolvo

[01:11:45] Oh, also chat tomorrow me and 10s are gonna 2v2 every rank and Valom chat

[01:11:56] What rank y'all think we'll get to without losing dare I say radiant I mean 10s is that good bro literally

[01:12:03] There I say radiant

[01:12:05] Chat, I don't know. I really like Valorant. I really like Val bro. I was playing Valorant off stream last night

[01:12:12] I went negative both games and got screamed at by a girl so tonight

[01:12:18] I need to like I need to play better so I can impress the e-girls bro right now like I'm sort of chud maxing

[01:12:26] Have asked all them yo have mine. What's up, baby?

[01:12:35] I'm gonna link your

[01:12:38] I'm gonna link your Xbox

[01:12:40] I count to that Riot account because you have game pass that will give you also the operators.

[01:12:47] Nice Highbives! That's what I'm talking about! Hive Mind!

[01:12:53] So you want me to close the game again?

[01:12:56] Yeah.

[01:12:57] Close. Great fucking idea Highbives.

[01:13:00] Except I have all the agents.

[01:13:02] Bro, chat. I low key.

[01:13:05] Dude, I was playing last night chat.

[01:13:09] I kind of think I'm better with Phoenix than I am with jet because I think with jet

[01:13:14] I'm so bad that I get caught dashing a lot, but with Phoenix. It's really simple because he's just throwing shit

[01:13:20] It's very simple. Let me check that

[01:13:23] I'm like chat can't see screen right?

[01:13:28] But I wonder when you're drinking if you

[01:13:33] Okay, hi guys. Oh, I'm not gonna say it. I'm just gonna type it. Yeah

[01:13:39] Hi guys, do you think I'll find my very own e-kit in tonight?

[01:13:43] What do you think?

[01:13:44] Why are you rapping?

[01:13:45] Why are you rapping?

[01:13:46] Bro, you're 25 years old.

[01:13:47] Don't round up!

[01:13:48] I'm 24, bro.

[01:13:49] I'm 24.

[01:13:50] Bro, what are you going to do on your 25th birthday, bro?

[01:13:55] Like that ass.

[01:13:56] Yo, hi guys.

[01:13:57] 24 is the number one thing that I'm going to do on my 25th birthday.

[01:14:02] to do on your 25th birthday bro. Like that's.

[01:14:07] Yo, hi guys. 24 is young. I could easily have an E girl girlfriend.

[01:14:12] It's not that it's not that bad, bro. Oh wait, signing into my xbox.

[01:14:17] Oh wait, except we got it. We got it. We got it. We're good. We're good.

[01:14:21] Bro, hi guys. If I have an E girls, it's not a big deal, bro.

[01:14:26] So you get 20% bonus XP, so that will help you unlock champions, cards, and agents.

[01:14:42] So wait, just for linking my Xbox Game Pass, I get every agent in the game and I get a 20% XP boost.

[01:14:50] Yeah, hi guys that is

[01:14:54] All right, bro

[01:14:58] All right, so now we're good to go

[01:15:05] That date you a bad one what the fuck in

[01:16:20] But I wonder when you're tracking you Find yourself thinking about that boy from

[01:16:39] It means Tennessee and I know we both move better but we still stand forever in that

[01:16:48] We'll stand in summer's gold before we are unknown

[01:16:56] Day 2 of BattleRank, lock in. Maybe we'll find our wife today on BattleRank. You never know!

[01:17:03] and we linked up our game pass boys Xbox game pass benefits agents unlocked

[01:17:15] instead of access 20% XP boost let's fucking go but I wonder when young there's

[01:17:27] There's a new bundle in the shop, in the shop, say you swear.

[01:17:37] You know what I should do?

[01:17:39] I should buy one bundle for me, and then I should save the leftover money to buy it

[01:17:45] for an e-date.

[01:17:46] Oh my god, that's so smart.

[01:17:49] Bro, think about that.

[01:17:53] Why are people laughing?

[01:17:54] Guys that's such good valorant raise. Oh my god. I

[01:18:00] Hope I don't get taken advantage of

[01:18:05] Okay, let me hide screen dude, I promise you I'm gonna find my wife tonight on battle. I'm not kidding

[01:18:12] I'm guarantee you. I'm gonna find my wife on battle tonight

[01:18:16] Bro, we're gonna buy enough VP for two of these bundles one for me and then one for my future date, bro

[01:18:24] tonight tonight well be tonight guys this is such good a battle with this oh

[01:18:34] my god dude this is such good a battle with this wow chat be honest are you

[01:18:41] proud of me guys I'm just gonna buy the new bundle guys I'm gonna so first time

[01:18:46] I'm not just gonna hand it out I'm gonna like chat we're gonna meet a bunch

[01:18:50] of e-girls right and then like my favorite one I'm just gonna be like

[01:18:54] Oh, I heard you, um, or like, oh, do you want, um, the new bundle of the shop? I got you

[01:19:00] That's so Rezzy

[01:19:02] Holy valorant res. Okay. So first off, let me buy for myself. Whoa wrong thing

[01:19:11] Purchase

[01:19:12] Yo, and it's a rose

[01:19:15] Dude, I could like give my date a rose too

[01:19:19] You're a grown ass man. Yeah, bro. It like

[01:19:22] chat people find their wives on

[01:19:24] Valorant all the time bro I could be

[01:19:27] one of those people bro do you real

[01:19:28] guys tonight could be like tonight can

[01:19:31] be a sort of something great like this

[01:19:34] could change my life for the rest of

[01:19:35] my life

[01:19:38] oh my god that's sick oh my god yo I'm

[01:19:44] just gonna come out and say it unbiased

[01:19:47] Lee Valorant I think has the best skins

[01:19:50] out of any game. Unbiasedly, I think Bob Ross Baskins out of any game. Unbiasedly, unbiasedly Bob Ross Baskins.

[01:20:05] a quip a quip a quip a quip a quip

[01:20:17] Oh my god, this is so Rizzy this is this is so Rizzy. Oh my god. I'm gonna get so Rizzy tonight. All right, let me lock him

[01:20:27] All right first off we gotta warm up listen bro me and mood are gonna try to go on some double dates in like an hour

[01:20:33] It's gonna be peak but before that I got a warm-up you thought I'm saying so we got out

[01:20:43] Swift black

[01:20:45] Upgrade what do you mean upgrade? Oh, yeah, the thing 10 showed me. Yes. Yes collection

[01:21:03] oh no I'm almost out wait but am I gonna have any money left over for my date I

[01:21:12] need to have money left over for my date guys cat am I gonna have money left over

[01:21:19] for my date though I don't know yes I'm gonna spoil my Eken if I could ever

[01:21:29] find one dude god it's so hard I don't know what it is bro it's just like

[01:21:34] something about me just repulses women I don't know what it is I really don't

[01:21:40] purchase okay quit oh everything shut yo shut the fuck up

[01:21:54] I

[01:22:00] Don't know if I want to upgrade all these do vandal a knife only okay, you know these knives are sick

[01:22:10] I want it to match

[01:22:12] I need to save 8,000 left open for my date though, so I gotta save 8,000 for my date

[01:22:24] guys.

[01:22:25] Do Vandal first, always?

[01:22:48] Wait, there's a new battlebast today, right?

[01:22:50] Ten said yesterday was the last day for the battlebast.

[01:22:54] Bro, there's a new barrel of acid!

[01:22:58] Dude, okay.

[01:22:59] See, this is what I like about it.

[01:23:03] I don't have to spend $11,000 to try to get an insane knife.

[01:23:08] I can just buy the insane knife.

[01:23:11] And there's kittens!

[01:23:13] This is my time to game!

[01:23:19] Do you feel what I'm saying?

[01:23:20] Bro, you're 30. I don't care that I'm 30.

[01:23:24] I need my knife to match my gun.

[01:23:28] It's all about dripping this game.

[01:23:32] Yeah.

[01:23:33] And then I need to do that.

[01:23:40] Equip.

[01:23:41] Now I'm...

[01:23:42] We're good to go.

[01:23:43] Let's go.

[01:23:44] Lock in.

[01:23:45] First game of the day.

[01:23:48] Everybody focus!

[01:23:49] Check out my banner.

[01:23:50] It's a rose, bro.

[01:23:51] I'm always thinking.

[01:23:53] I'm always thinking, I'm gonna use that line.

[01:23:58] Oh, the Battle Pass, the Battle Pass!

[01:24:06] Upgrade.

[01:24:10] Wait, the Battle Pass is only 1,000?

[01:24:16] Equip the Flex?

[01:24:20] Shit, the Battle Pass is only 1,000?

[01:24:22] Where's the Flex?

[01:24:23] Where do you go for the flex?

[01:24:30] At the top, look in the middle.

[01:24:43] top at the top look in the middle

[01:24:50] oh I'm super I'm super I'm super I'm super I'm super I'm super I'm super I'm super

[01:24:59] Yo, that is sick. That is sick!

[01:25:04] Okay, can we buy a battle pass now?

[01:25:13] Upgrade battle pass purchase.

[01:25:17] No, I don't want to equip that, what?

[01:25:22] Oh, you have to spend money to unlock the tears?

[01:25:26] Fast?

[01:25:29] Which I don't so good all my agents by the way we're have every agent out because of the game pass

[01:25:36] Let's look at all the agents chat

[01:25:48] Okay, she's pretty bad

[01:25:50] mommy oh my god mommy chat oh my god mommy chat

[01:26:14] this is the greatest game of all time

[01:26:18] I literally am gonna have a boner like 24-7 on this game. I'm not even trolling. How do you not have a boner on this game?

[01:26:25] She's so fucking hot. Oh

[01:26:30] Yo, they are they're all baddies they're all bad

[01:26:37] Who's the new one who's the new character

[01:26:48] Grovena is so bad. Oh my god. This might be the baddest one. Top left. This is the

[01:27:00] new agent.

[01:27:08] Let's make some noise. Wait, I don't have enough money for my date now! Fuck!

[01:27:14] Hold up.

[01:27:15] I got some penny money!

[01:27:17] It's way too easy to spend money on this.

[01:27:24] Ineligible for gifting?

[01:27:27] No!

[01:27:28] Okay, we can't gift out of the way.

[01:27:31] Alright, let's lock in.

[01:27:34] Everybody lock in.

[01:27:35] Everybody lock in.

[01:27:36] Chat, me and Mura!

[01:27:37] Yes, we're going on double dates!

[01:27:38] In an hour!

[01:27:43] Bro Raina is so bad. Oh my god. Raina's match found

[01:27:49] All right date to a valorant everybody. Oh my god, I love this map. I love this map everybody lock in

[01:27:56] We we're gonna be looking for e-dates in an hour, man

[01:28:00] So we need to be warmed up by them. We cannot embarrass ourselves

[01:28:08] How's it gonna do it

[01:28:13] Okay, air ball. First air ball of the day.

[01:28:21] Just take a seat. I got this.

[01:28:23] Take a seat. I got this.

[01:28:27] Um...

[01:28:31] Yo, uh...

[01:28:32] Is my mic on?

[01:28:35] No way! Is that cheesy?!

[01:28:37] Oh my gosh!

[01:28:39] No.

[01:28:40] No.

[01:28:41] Cheylockin.

[01:28:42] Holy air ball.

[01:28:43] You guys can say air ball to all you want.

[01:28:55] I'm gonna meet my wife on battle tonight.

[01:28:58] Mark my words.

[01:28:59] You can say air ball to all you want.

[01:29:01] I'm gonna meet my wife on battle tonight.

[01:29:04] Mark my words.

[01:29:05] No, literally.

[01:29:06] Mark my fucking words.

[01:29:07] Seriously.

[01:29:08] your circuitry what do you mean son

[01:29:14] This game has the best snipe animations ever!

[01:29:30] Bro, this is sick!

[01:29:40] I have a Valorant!

[01:29:45] Oh my God!

[01:29:47] I've been missing out on this game!

[01:29:51] Flash!

[01:29:53] Bad flash.

[01:30:00] Puncher least.

[01:30:01] Flank time. Time to flank.

[01:30:04] Why are you camping the flank, Neon?

[01:30:07] You bathing bitch!

[01:30:10] Yo, you're not taking this bomb, guys.

[01:30:15] Yo, I'm low-key, you know I heard him!

[01:30:17] Yo, lock down!

[01:30:18] Locked in! The people typing W for me!

[01:30:20] Shut up!

[01:30:26] Oh man, you got this, you got this.

[01:30:31] Wait, there was a kitten?

[01:30:32] Spike planted.

[01:30:33] No, there wasn't! There was a kitten!

[01:30:37] no there wasn't what up if this guy with one enemy remains that's a 35 year old man

[01:30:56] running out of time oh man

[01:31:01] oh man you're running out of time

[01:31:07] Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

[01:31:09] Oh my god! Oh my god!

[01:31:11] I'm so mad!

[01:31:13] Waddle!

[01:31:15] That was the face! That was absolutely gross!

[01:31:17] Wait, low-curt genuinely, how are you doing that?

[01:31:19] Okay, I'll mend you one bit.

[01:31:21] What are you talking about? Doing what?

[01:31:23] No, I'm being so frio, like, low-curt genuinely.

[01:31:25] Jinxie, how's it going?

[01:31:27] Doing what? Yo, Raina, my chat said you were a kitten.

[01:31:33] Yo, Raina, can I hear me?

[01:31:35] I can hear you.

[01:31:38] Jeff, that's not a kitten.

[01:31:40] That's like a 30-year-old man.

[01:31:43] Ooh, nice buck.

[01:31:45] That's not a kitten.

[01:31:47] Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[01:31:53] Ginksy, what you got to know about

[01:31:56] an icon in this whole show right there?

[01:32:05] The charge is lit.

[01:32:13] Spike planted.

[01:32:14] Enemy beam.

[01:32:15] Climb into enemy team.

[01:32:16] That's a fun.

[01:32:17] My turn.

[01:32:18] I also have this ready.

[01:32:19] Abuse.

[01:32:20] One enemy remaining.

[01:32:21] Shameful performance.

[01:32:22] Yo.

[01:32:23] I'm sorry.

[01:32:24] I'm sorry.

[01:32:25] I'm sorry.

[01:32:26] I

[01:32:34] Know good work like seriously good work

[01:32:38] Thank you. Thank you. I don't know what I'm doing out here guys. I don't know what I'm doing

[01:32:43] No, it's okay. Okay, so give me some tips about it as well

[01:32:47] Now keep them there

[01:32:49] uh played vertical what is vertical what is vertical uh like you playing like up

[01:32:56] there and down Jimmy what does that mean play vertical I can see here if you're

[01:33:09] like here and they're like walking here they gotta like fix you so then it's

[01:33:13] like it's like harder for you than to hit you and then you can kill them first

[01:33:16] also like don't get exposed other places you think thank you bro thank you yeah man

[01:33:22] no worries

[01:33:24] but about a community very positive very welcoming very sweet and wholesome i have

[01:33:29] not really met a toxic person yet i just feel like this is a really maybe one of the positive

[01:33:34] more positive opinions

[01:33:47] Spike down B

[01:33:51] Last player standing

[01:34:01] Oh my god

[01:34:16] I

[01:34:18] Saw that it's really hard not to move and shoot

[01:34:21] Bro, I know I gotta break that habit. It's a siege habit, bro. It's so bad. I

[01:34:28] Got it

[01:34:32] Yes

[01:34:35] Most of my whole almost my whole

[01:34:40] You

[01:34:46] I'm a fucking idiot just running. What are you doing?

[01:34:55] Oh, I was rushing to the wrong be technically I was rushing. Yeah

[01:35:03] Reloading. Oh, I'm out defense. Oh

[01:35:05] Oh

[01:35:11] Wait for chat, how can you even tell if you're on defense? Is it green and red? What do you mean?

[01:35:16] How can you tell?

[01:35:30] If you have spikes

[01:35:32] You got this one.

[01:35:35] How is that ability, you sick?

[01:35:38] What?

[01:35:39] 40.

[01:35:40] Steal the site.

[01:35:41] Yo!

[01:35:42] What is that?

[01:35:43] You got it.

[01:35:44] Dude.

[01:35:45] I just saw him and he's actually gross.

[01:35:46] We want some of that death.

[01:35:47] No!

[01:35:48] Great job.

[01:35:49] My bad, y'all.

[01:35:50] My bad.

[01:35:51] No, it's my bad.

[01:35:52] I thought we were on attack, and now I know where we are.

[01:35:55] My bad, y'all. My bad.

[01:35:58] No, it's my bad. I thought we were on attack at 9, Orandi first.

[01:36:02] Switching sides.

[01:36:04] Now we're on attack. Now we're on attack.

[01:36:06] Their clove returns from death, yet natural balance is preserved.

[01:36:10] Okay, that guy. Whoever's talking has so much aura.

[01:36:14] Is that Omen? Holy aura!

[01:36:19] Press T.

[01:36:20] I can give this to my Dave.

[01:36:31] I can give that to my Dave.

[01:36:34] Wow.

[01:36:35] What's going on?

[01:36:39] How do I close out of this?

[01:36:40] Well, how do I close out of this?

[01:36:41] How do I close out of this?

[01:36:42] How do I close out of this?

[01:36:43] How do I close out of this?

[01:36:44] Oh, there we go.

[01:36:45] I'm good.

[01:36:46] I never got any good.

[01:36:53] No peeking!

[01:36:58] I'm a kid. Watch your eyes!

[01:37:02] Wait what?

[01:37:06] Why are you there?

[01:37:13] This killjoy player is such a bitch.

[01:37:17] Why are you there?

[01:37:20] Why?

[01:37:21] Four nil Liverpool, say you swear to god.

[01:37:24] Say you swear to god.

[01:37:25] Say you swear to god.

[01:37:26] What's up?

[01:37:27] They just scored, no?

[01:37:29] Did Liverpool just fucking score?

[01:37:33] One enemy remaining.

[01:37:35] I

[01:37:39] You were

[01:37:43] Reloading you know what I need to start doing cat no matter what I need to push for my teams. I'm well. I'm wandering too much. I'm wandering

[01:37:52] Yeah, you know what I'm doing I'm wandering way too much

[01:37:58] One in four four Jesus Murphy

[01:38:05] I gotta stop wandering I gotta stop wandering like actually I'll go you

[01:38:11] bro

[01:38:14] go you bro make sure stay with spike

[01:38:21] I stay with it okay cover going out

[01:38:25] I'm going to kill you.

[01:38:32] See, it's just so much easier.

[01:38:35] Watch your eyes.

[01:38:38] I'm going to kill you.

[01:38:43] I'm going to plant it.

[01:38:47] I'm going to kill you.

[01:38:49] How's that on my channel?

[01:38:56] Bro, did I not kill him?

[01:39:01] Hello?

[01:39:02] Hey, hey team, how do I know who has the spike?

[01:39:05] How do I know?

[01:39:06] Uh, it should like say something above like their profile, so they'll have like a spike above them.

[01:39:13] I'm your teammate.

[01:39:14] I'm your teammate, bro.

[01:39:17] First more?

[01:39:20] I'm wanting to whore!

[01:39:25] Ah!

[01:39:29] What do you guys wanna do? What do you wanna push? What do you guys wanna push?

[01:39:31] Ah, we should push mid and B.

[01:39:38] God, I'm so stupid.

[01:39:40] I will hit you!

[01:39:43] I'm over peaking.

[01:39:45] I'm over peaking. I'm such an undisciplined swine.

[01:39:49] I'm over peaking. Thank you so much.

[01:39:51] Oh my Jesus, my tux is ready.

[01:39:53] I hope so. This is ready.

[01:39:55] Oh my Jesus.

[01:39:57] Everybody peed.

[01:39:59] Yo Jack, what do you mean there's a can?

[01:40:01] There are no cans!

[01:40:03] Everyone on my team is a grown-ass man!

[01:40:05] Fuck! Like I never left!

[01:40:11] One enemy remaining.

[01:40:13] I was playing battle with Tans bro Tans made me play good. It's okay. I could do this

[01:40:21] Yo, this omen is actually good as fuck on my team

[01:40:30] Shit yo chamber you're a king

[01:40:34] Yeah, yeah, oh my god, bro chat what the hell

[01:40:43] I'm so ass bro. Oh my god. I have to go slower. I have to go slower. What do you mean? That's my type, bro. That's a grown-ass man. What do you mean?

[01:40:59] Bro, tonight I'm gonna find my wife. I'm telling you. I got a feeling. I'm gonna find my wife tonight chat. Trust me, bro.

[01:41:07] I gotta play better, I gotta play better.

[01:41:14] Sure, play my mood in an hour, in an hour.

[01:41:21] Match found.

[01:41:23] I'm gonna find my wife, trust me.

[01:41:26] On off out of it.

[01:41:28] Fragure.

[01:41:30] This is like the perfect game for you, I know, Slappin'.

[01:41:37] ball knowledge just take a seat just take a seat but I got down like daddy I'm

[01:41:42] telling you just take a seat of course it's that mood is gonna be on in 30

[01:41:49] minute we're gonna play 30 minute everybody I took your date the other

[01:41:54] night yeah hilarious bro I'm sure you did yo team just want to say I hope

[01:42:00] everybody's having a wonderful amazing day. Please be a kitten, please be a kitten.

[01:42:07] Yo Jinxie.

[01:42:09] Yo, what's up bro, what's up bro?

[01:42:14] Bah!

[01:42:20] Chad, what, what, what um, what agent has the most kittens?

[01:42:25] Raina? I feel like it's Raina.

[01:42:28] Raina is so bad.

[01:42:30] Chat Raina is so bad.

[01:42:32] That's just another great job.

[01:42:34] Sage, okay, great ball not on the chat.

[01:42:40] Sage has the most kittens.

[01:42:46] Hey Jet, how's it going?

[01:42:54] We're defending, we're defending, okay.

[01:42:56] what do you say what is that how are you how am I I'm good I'm good how are

[01:43:02] you I'm fine I'm fine thank you I'm honest you're the one at 10 how's it

[01:43:06] They go

[01:43:09] Five what we gotta get that problem with this game. I don't charge that it's good as cool

[01:43:36] I'm just gonna follow my team because I don't know the math's that good.

[01:43:47] Spike down, B.

[01:43:49] This guy's flanking, swear he's flanking.

[01:43:51] I swear he's flanking.

[01:43:53] One enemy remaining.

[01:43:55] Last player standing.

[01:43:57] Okay, I like it.

[01:44:01] My game's ended so good!

[01:44:03] I knew he was flanking!

[01:44:05] That's that seed shit!

[01:44:07] I knew he was franking! I told you!

[01:44:09] I knew I heard something, bro! I knew I heard something!

[01:44:12] Let's go!

[01:44:14] Hey, bro, I got you, bro.

[01:44:15] Whenever you die, I always got to refrag, man.

[01:44:17] Yeah, good game, bro.

[01:44:19] Nice game sense.

[01:44:20] Hey, thank you, bro. Hey, thank you.

[01:44:22] Thank you, thank you.

[01:44:23] No, it's good at the game, bro.

[01:44:24] Thank you, bro.

[01:44:25] Wait, are you from France? Are you from France?

[01:44:27] Yeah, yeah.

[01:44:29] Nice, bro. Nice, nice, nice.

[01:44:31] Do you watch football? Do you watch football?

[01:44:33] Yeah, yeah.

[01:44:34] yeah yeah do you know Ryan check it yeah yeah you know who's your favorite

[01:44:39] french football

[01:44:44] me ho

[01:44:48] me ho bro come on dude it's gotta be right what is this what is this

[01:44:56] Oh

[01:45:08] I didn't know there's like repelling in this

[01:45:13] But it's guys so sweet

[01:45:26] Oh

[01:45:33] Oh my god, oh you're actually crazy you're actually crazy

[01:45:43] Check first check that process

[01:45:47] 30 seconds left

[01:45:51] No, no, that was a good try you got three kills I think

[01:45:54] bro this guy's good I'm a hundred people

[01:46:00] now bro you're a good player bro I can tell by how you top-firing I can tell

[01:46:04] you're a good player that's what I want to do

[01:46:10] what do you say what do you say what do you say

[01:46:16] Yeah, how do I get it? How do I get it?

[01:46:18] Uh...

[01:46:20] It's a G, I think.

[01:46:24] What? What? What?

[01:46:26] Wait, what about me?

[01:46:28] What about...

[01:46:30] Wait, what about me? What about...

[01:46:32] Wait, what about my gun?

[01:46:34] I give you the weapon, but...

[01:46:36] Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[01:46:40] Nowhere to run!

[01:46:42] I'm going to defend B if they can't be...

[01:46:46] You're in second place!

[01:46:49] I think it's safe.

[01:46:52] Go to smat... only has two sides.

[01:47:09] Smattle's loud.

[01:47:11] it's so obvious i'm blanking i'm gonna die

[01:47:13] what is this?

[01:47:18] new here the door

[01:47:21] bro everything brits is gone in this game

[01:47:23] he heard the door

[01:47:25] budge motton

[01:47:26] last round in the half

[01:47:28] let me be cheap

[01:47:30] spend it all be push

[01:47:34] bro what should we push

[01:47:35] what should we push jack

[01:47:36] what should we push

[01:47:37] uh go go go go go

[01:47:41] I like this guy, bro.

[01:47:41] Enough of gimmicky.

[01:47:42] Ugh!

[01:47:45] Chet, maybe I'd eat a hit him, bro.

[01:47:47] Yo, how old are you, bro?

[01:47:49] Uh, night shift.

[01:47:50] Let's go.

[01:47:50] Night shift, man.

[01:47:51] Okay, okay, okay.

[01:47:55] Come on, come on.

[01:48:03] Bro, this guy's a good chap.

[01:48:04] He knew how to get up there.

[01:48:05] I couldn't do that, I guess, though.

[01:48:07] One by one!

[01:48:15] Spike down A

[01:48:19] Is he baiting me?

[01:48:29] That's how you use your freaking ability!

[01:48:34] Bro, that's how you use your ability bro!

[01:48:37] Dude, am I just second I can't tell I think I've been said yes. I'm in second

[01:48:49] That's how you use your better day

[01:48:58] No charge is left I'm gonna do this chat

[01:49:07] Wait, can I camp?

[01:49:10] Bro, they're not going to know I'm here.

[01:49:25] Watch your eyes!

[01:49:28] No charges left!

[01:49:37] Enemy's gone today!

[01:49:40] Stay down!

[01:49:41] This guy is so good.

[01:49:43] No, boss!

[01:49:45] Shit, he hit me!

[01:49:47] Last player standing.

[01:49:48] I bet you he clutches. I bet you he clutches.

[01:49:50] I guarantee you he clutches.

[01:49:53] Alright.

[01:49:56] Alright.

[01:50:03] He's so good. He's so good.

[01:50:04] He's so good.

[01:50:05] He's so good.

[01:50:06] I got a spike!

[01:50:08] Bro, you're gonna clutch. You're actually insane.

[01:50:15] He said yes, Aura. Aura, Aura.

[01:50:17] We're standing three, standing five.

[01:50:29] 30 seconds left.

[01:50:30] He's gonna clutch, he's gonna clutch. I'm telling you, he's gonna clutch.

[01:50:32] This guy's the best random I've ever seen.

[01:50:36] Guys, but isn't Swiftplay just random ranks?

[01:50:38] This guy could be like a sender or something.

[01:50:45] No way he clutches, right?

[01:50:47] No way he clutches. One C4.

[01:50:50] Good deal. I could try.

[01:50:52] I'm still level.

[01:50:53] Nah, it's okay, bro. It's okay.

[01:50:59] We can still win. We can still win.

[01:51:01] What he said? What he said?

[01:51:02] We can still win.

[01:51:03] Yeah.

[01:51:04] Bro, if you would have said Ryan Scherke was your favorite, you would have thought it was a bad one, but yeah.

[01:51:12] Okay, Ryan Scherke is your favorite.

[01:51:13] Yes, bro, Ryan Scherke, Ryan Scherke.

[01:51:17] Wait!

[01:51:17] What's your favorite player?

[01:51:20] Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi.

[01:51:22] Ronaldo better.

[01:51:23] What? What does that mean? What did you say?

[01:51:25] Did you say something in French?

[01:51:26] Ronaldo is better.

[01:51:28] Ronaldo is better, I've seen.

[01:51:29] Who is better?

[01:51:31] Ronaldo.

[01:51:32] What?

[01:51:33] are you dumb bro bro oh my god this guy's

[01:51:39] stank in my chain bro bro nobody thinks

[01:51:43] It's Ronaldo, it's better, bro.

[01:51:44] Well, if...

[01:51:56] He's running, he's running.

[01:52:09] Bro, you're killing me.

[01:52:13] I'm not gonna die.

[01:52:20] Fight down a.

[01:52:24] Coach me coach me coach me coach me how do I win?

[01:52:28] Okay okay don't panic don't panic.

[01:52:31] Okay your f**k.

[01:52:34] Yo what the f**k?

[01:52:36] What the f**k is that?

[01:52:38] You have weapons they don't

[01:52:40] Just keep shooting

[01:52:42] Come on, again, again

[01:52:44] Big, big, big, big, big

[01:52:46] 30 seconds left

[01:52:50] Move!

[01:52:52] Move baby!

[01:52:56] Come on, let's go!

[01:53:00] No!

[01:53:02] Bro, you told me to owe, bro!

[01:53:04] I would have won if you didn't tell me to owe!

[01:53:06] Bro, I would have won matchpoint. No one beats my firepower. I got you. I would have won

[01:53:17] Bro, I would have won if you didn't tell me because I would have heard I'm flanking

[01:53:36] What's this?

[01:53:46] What is that?

[01:53:47] What is that?

[01:53:48] Hell?

[01:53:49] Flash!

[01:53:50] You touched me?

[01:53:51] one the spier

[01:54:11] I

[01:54:26] Player standing no wonder we're losing what's that babe?

[01:54:34] Yo, oh my god, Raina just missed a whole bag. Oh

[01:54:38] oh the fingers we get your good shot let's try this toxic oh yeah sorry I'm

[01:54:50] just mad it's all chat that was mean oh yeah that was so toxic dude

[01:54:58] bro this game is so hard this game is so hard though Chad I don't know it's so

[01:55:07] tough it's just a tough game Muda said get ready yo tell Muda one match found

[01:55:15] Jack tell Muda one more game and I'm ready one more game but I'm ready one

[01:55:18] more game but I'm ready I'm warming up so I can impress the kittens are you

[01:55:26] hard right now? No bro. I would never get hard playing battle rick.

[01:55:39] Hey team, how's it going?

[01:55:41] Good, how about you?

[01:55:42] Doing good.

[01:55:44] Just a go.

[01:55:46] Guys by the way it's my second day on the game so if I sell it, I'm sorry.

[01:55:51] No you're good brother, big fan.

[01:55:53] Hey I will say you gotta fix your map though.

[01:55:55] You can like there's a setting where you zoom in more.

[01:55:57] You can see the whole map.

[01:55:58] Wait, you can make it zoom in more?

[01:56:00] How do you do that?

[01:56:01] Yes.

[01:56:02] It's another setting thing.

[01:56:03] Honestly, I can run you through it,

[01:56:05] but Muda or whoever else can get you to go on that.

[01:56:07] Okay, thank you, bro.

[01:56:08] Also, don't forget to win Game Pass, brother.

[01:56:11] I did, I did, I did, I did, I did.

[01:56:14] W guy, bro.

[01:56:16] JC, why are you actually decent?

[01:56:18] It's happening.

[01:56:18] I'm not that bad, bro.

[01:56:20] I almost won the time.

[01:56:22] Bro, if I would have clutched a 1v5,

[01:56:24] Oh my god.

[01:56:26] I killed three but then I got flanked.

[01:56:28] Raina, there are better ways to...

[01:56:30] Is that Jaxi? Wait so how do you zoom it in?

[01:56:32] How do you zoom in your map?

[01:56:34] Alright, you have to go to settings.

[01:56:36] Go to settings, general, and then map.

[01:56:38] Map zoom size, 1.1.

[01:56:40] Mini map zoom, 0.9.

[01:56:44] Also maybe put it on fixed?

[01:56:48] Yes.

[01:56:50] Go go go!

[01:56:52] in this game are pretty ass so a lot of stuff to change off rip need further help I can get

[01:57:00] Yeah, like mood or tins anyone else can help you with that. Thank you, bro. Thank you

[01:57:04] Me time brother anytime

[01:57:06] You're okay. You're your classic skin

[01:57:08] I'm blind.

[01:57:15] I'm sorry, I thought I was gonna move.

[01:57:28] I'm blind sorry guys I'm sorry I thought it was gonna move

[01:57:33] I'll get a brother, ok, space

[01:57:47] You do have spike there, so let's flood site, hit it down

[01:57:51] Wait I have spike, oh my god I'm sorry

[01:57:54] You're good, you're good.

[01:57:56] If you hit four you can drop it.

[01:57:58] Yeah, four G, four G, four G.

[01:58:00] One enemy remaining.

[01:58:10] And Jinxie to put you on game for the Z-Kids, brother.

[01:58:12] Since you got that riot gun, buddy.

[01:58:14] That's what you need to be showing off.

[01:58:16] Okay, riot gun. Which one is that?

[01:58:18] The riot gun, buddy. That gun buddy you got the other day?

[01:58:20] It's on your vandal.

[01:58:22] The other right there is Cloudy and the other self, there are two good buddies that are the hardest to get and you get one of them.

[01:58:29] Now Jinx she's got order like that.

[01:58:32] Inside.

[01:58:34] Hey both of you.

[01:58:37] Nice guys!

[01:58:39] Yo great boss, great boss.

[01:58:42] Wait chat, what's your left ball?

[01:58:44] Trust me the right gun buddy and the radiant gun buddy are the two hardest to get and you already got one of them.

[01:58:50] wow oh my god someone just me out oh no I don't need you

[01:59:04] Ghost nose

[01:59:07] They took it it's a little cat on it through that changes if you go in like the dark and light

[01:59:20] Actually, you know what bro if you want to me out you can I haven't read it

[01:59:24] So this will suffice

[01:59:26] Yeah, we'll make a deal every kill you get will all meow

[01:59:34] I don't know who threw that, I don't know.

[01:59:39] There's the other Phoenix, the other Phoenix is insane.

[01:59:44] And also Jinxie, if you look on the map, you see how your icon has a little yellow triangle that shows the spike.

[01:59:51] That's what you have right now.

[01:59:54] That's big.

[01:59:56] I got no.

[01:59:59] Come on team.

[02:00:01] me out of it yeah guys I'm trying to find my way out of it tonight are you're

[02:00:09] gonna get abused yeah you can get stream sniped by a bunch of dudes you got a

[02:00:16] plant you got a plant hold four

[02:00:49] this with your shop shop updates every day and then your accessory shop updates

[02:00:53] every Tuesday so you get like sprays, gun buddies, cards, you know that's like

[02:00:57] money on fire here I like that

[02:01:00] I've put like five grand on fire

[02:01:04] it's alright this game is worth it

[02:01:09] $5,000 on just battling skins

[02:01:14] yeah

[02:01:18] I need health

[02:01:21] Here we all do

[02:01:31] Oh, Ace, are you trying to look at Ace?

[02:01:36] Do it, do it, do it

[02:01:43] Oh, they're main, they're main

[02:01:45] fuck yeah they happen you got it I can read you say what they're doing see

[02:01:51] about the blinding step back

[02:01:54] I'm sorry

[02:01:57] I thought it was close to left

[02:01:59] you're good brother that's not a blinding

[02:02:01] bro I thought it was close to left but it was

[02:02:04] wait you said kid is round before that

[02:02:07] yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[02:02:10] So you are the one who presented?

[02:02:12] Yeah, and then what they do is they follow you around

[02:02:15] because Saves can rez, so they follow you.

[02:02:18] So I'm going to pretend. I'm going to follow you around.

[02:02:21] All your first pocket saves.

[02:02:23] All right. Okay.

[02:02:25] 23.

[02:02:26] Okay, perfect.

[02:02:27] So pretend we're out of the game.

[02:02:29] Your first pocket saves.

[02:02:30] Every damage you take, they'll heal you,

[02:02:32] and you've got the preloads.

[02:02:34] Dude, this game was built for eating.

[02:02:36] Big game, boss.

[02:02:37] That's awesome.

[02:02:38] Oh, under a fence.

[02:02:45] Is it blind?

[02:02:52] Yeah, you do what they call me, mommy.

[02:02:54] So, uh...

[02:02:55] Yeah, mommy, if they need to kill all that, you know what I mean?

[02:02:57] Alright, alright, alright.

[02:03:01] One more, dude.

[02:03:08] Okay, this is risk you just risked me up

[02:03:22] Now go have to bark by catching up the bark

[02:03:24] Yeah, that's good, I had a good one.

[02:03:27] Run, run, run, bro, I'm learning, this is great!

[02:03:32] Bro, you gotta get ready, please.

[02:03:35] You know, also, I don't think you need to get the 1vSaka disrespect as a hammer stand.

[02:03:41] What do you mean, bro?

[02:03:42] What do you mean, bro?

[02:03:43] He's good, he's good.

[02:03:44] I know he's good, but bro, like, come on.

[02:03:48] Get me on!

[02:03:51] Yo, did you watch the varsity game together or not?

[02:03:54] was that 7-2? Yeah, just a bad club in the world. It's nothing crazy.

[02:03:58] Who else is having a great time?

[02:04:00] Yeah, well, as a...

[02:04:04] We're getting relegated.

[02:04:06] What's it like being a West Ham fan, bro?

[02:04:08] Like, getting out of jail?

[02:04:10] Y'all just like, doing everything?

[02:04:12] Yeah, the only reason I'm a fan is because my uncle's from England.

[02:04:16] He's a West Ham fan, and I hate it.

[02:04:18] That's fair, that's fair, but yeah, rest in peace, bro.

[02:04:20] I'm outta here.

[02:04:22] Here's Jinx and Triton. Look at this.

[02:04:25] A little cat on that. Once you go in the light and dark it changes.

[02:04:29] Move around a bit.

[02:04:31] Actually pick it back up. Like swap back to it. It's like bugged out.

[02:04:35] It'll change.

[02:04:38] Wow. Oh my gosh.

[02:04:40] That's gonna be a mistake man.

[02:04:43] What was that?

[02:04:45] That was weak.

[02:04:48] Also a good tip is if you hit caps, it'll pull up the map easier and you can look at what the map says

[02:04:53] That's a good way to learn callouts

[02:04:59] Where you're at right now is be main on your left and behind you's market

[02:05:03] There

[02:05:16] You got this neon he said that now he started like from the soul of me out like

[02:05:33] Oh, yeah, I think I'm gonna get that meal.

[02:05:40] Chad, get ready.

[02:05:43] Put your socks off.

[02:05:44] What is that thing there?

[02:05:45] What is that?

[02:05:46] A villa.

[02:05:47] Thirty seconds left.

[02:05:48] I'm out of here.

[02:05:49] Where is it?

[02:05:50] Where is it?

[02:05:51] Give it to me.

[02:05:52] DG, look in the stream, brother.

[02:05:53] I'm out of here.

[02:05:54] I'm out of here.

[02:05:55] I'm out of here.

[02:05:56] I'm out of here.

[02:05:57] I'm out of here.

[02:05:58] I'm out of here.

[02:05:59] I'm out of here.

[02:06:00] I'm out of here.

[02:06:01] I'm out of here.

[02:06:02] I

[02:06:04] Ggs go a Ggs

[02:06:07] Jamin he hits a one tap brawl you got to do is just tell them to get out of there obviously gonna clutch. Yo, it's mood already

[02:06:14] It's more ready

[02:06:17] It's more ready because we're gonna lock in

[02:06:20] Tonight we are finding our wife on Valor

[02:06:24] High-fives calm mood on discord high-fives calm mood on discord

[02:06:32] chat it's blue roberry we're fighting our fight

[02:08:02] coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because I wanted

[02:08:12] it all started out with a kiss how did it end up like this it was only a kiss it was

[02:08:18] only a kiss now I'm falling asleep. Alright sorry, chat is called Murra. It's called Murra. It's called Murra.

[02:08:35] Jinxie Carter. Jinxie Carter. Jinxie Carter. Jinxie Carter.

[02:08:42] Chat's called Murra. Jinxie Carter. Guys lock in bro. Tonight I will find my wife on down.

[02:08:48] I guarantee it i fucking guarantee you tonight i will find jake jake jake jake see yo muda bro are

[02:08:56] you are you ready to find your wife i've never been more ready for anything in my entire life

[02:09:03] bro what what if that just wait actually you know what bro could you like wingman me a little bit

[02:09:10] bro are you jake see i swear on my life you will end up getting some pity pictures tonight

[02:09:17] Okay. Okay. Um, look, let me say this, bro, off the riff. Bro, I'm gonna need you to like,

[02:09:26] because you're good at this game, right? Oh, I'm good. But that's, see, that's the problem.

[02:09:31] I don't want you to be like so good to where you're overshining my skills. Do you

[02:09:37] see what I'm saying? Exactly what you're saying. Like, like, like, if you're getting aces

[02:09:42] every round and I'm just sitting there, oh, and three, like, I need you to set me up for

[02:09:45] kills. Okay. No, I'm tired. Like really? And what do you do? Do they know? Do they know that

[02:09:56] you're a 2023 gamer of the year? See, I knew you would be a good ringman. No, I'm not enough

[02:10:02] people know that somebody keep dragging that. Bro, that's what I'm talking about. Like really

[02:10:06] I'm going to take you. I'm going

[02:10:10] to take you across your options.

[02:10:13] We're going to go on e-pal. And I

[02:10:17] already have two amazing beautiful

[02:10:20] ladies already ready and they are

[02:10:24] dying to meet you. Okay. But

[02:10:27] before I get nervous, can I get

[02:10:28] it a beer? Can I get it a beer?

[02:10:30] You can get a beer.

[02:10:34] I'm going to be a real nervous guy.

[02:10:37] Take a dive, take a dive, take a dive, take a dive.

[02:10:46] Yo, hive mind, you're a chud, by the way,

[02:10:48] if you can hear me, hive mind, you're a chud.

[02:10:56] Hive mind, you're such a good boy,

[02:10:58] staring at your monitor right now.

[02:11:00] You're such a good boy.

[02:11:04] Yeah, yeah, yeah, hello, I got two butt like tall boys, bro.

[02:11:21] That's why I'm a lightweight.

[02:11:24] I'm not.

[02:11:25] No, listen, I just want you to understand today is going to be the best day of your

[02:11:33] life.

[02:11:34] First thing though, bro, we need like a code word like this lives are really important to reconvene before we answer

[02:11:41] Because once it's going it's going bro

[02:11:43] We need a code word of like a code word that says like get this girl to fuck out of here. Do you know what I'm saying?

[02:11:48] Oh

[02:11:51] Okay, okay. Okay. What about what about what about cheese?

[02:11:56] No, let's go with

[02:11:58] If I ever say that at any given time

[02:12:01] but you say that sometimes how am I gonna know you're right you're right okay

[02:12:06] like and you're drinking to you like bye lie and I'm sure I kicked them both

[02:12:10] and then you like what the fuck's happening okay bad thing if I say no

[02:12:14] you say that dude yeah okay okay ah what should I say bro what should I say

[02:12:20] bro it should just be it should be cheese what's wrong with bro but how do

[02:12:27] by naturally say cheese and you know what what if I say oh yeah okay if I say

[02:12:34] cheese bro I need you to immediately leave the game kicker from the call

[02:12:40] whatever we got to do we gotta get the fuck out of there if I say cheese okay

[02:12:45] okay I understand understood understood understood if he pal doesn't go

[02:12:48] good bro let's just go right into the public matches whoa I don't think you

[02:12:53] You understand dude, EPAL is just like a test.

[02:12:56] I have two beautiful girls waiting for us right now.

[02:13:01] Right now, right now.

[02:13:02] But we're just doing EPAL just to see your options, okay?

[02:13:06] All right?

[02:13:07] Bro, and when you see these girls, you might not.

[02:13:10] I'm gonna be like,

[02:13:11] Fast!

[02:13:12] Wait, you know what I'm saying?

[02:13:13] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[02:13:15] I'm gonna screen share, okay?

[02:13:18] Okay, you're gonna screen share.

[02:13:19] Wait, I can see the girls?

[02:13:21] I want to keep those two girls a surprise.

[02:13:24] We're doing eat mouth first.

[02:13:25] All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

[02:13:28] Let me sign in real quick.

[02:13:30] Wait, so we're gonna go on ePow and like book a date right now?

[02:13:34] We can book a date, but if there's not that we like,

[02:13:36] we have two 10s, the main sauce, the main content,

[02:13:41] the main are wise.

[02:13:42] Wait, like, like, like, you mean like 10s?

[02:13:46] Like actually 10s?

[02:13:48] like, like, 10s!

[02:13:53] This is gonna be a great night.

[02:13:54] I'm gonna have to get these tall boys down though.

[02:13:56] Okay, so talk to me.

[02:13:59] Should I join your screen share?

[02:14:00] What's the right idea?

[02:14:01] Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna just be showing discord.

[02:14:02] You tell me what girls you like, okay?

[02:14:05] We're gonna go from there.

[02:14:06] Bro, battle run is, I,

[02:14:07] this is a great escape, I'm telling you, dude.

[02:14:09] You have the husband.

[02:14:10] You have the husband.

[02:14:11] You have the husband.

[02:14:12] You have the husband.

[02:14:13] You have the husband.

[02:14:14] You have the husband.

[02:14:15] You have the husband.

[02:14:16] You have the husband.

[02:14:17] You have the husband.

[02:14:18] just angry dude don't mind the right side the right side is just history all

[02:14:23] right this is my stop stop stop yeah wait go back to that for a sec don't be

[02:14:28] weird do you know that's a lot of DMs bro oh can we just read your DM just give

[02:14:34] me two seconds hi don't okay how long do you think thank you for asking yo how

[02:14:44] How many have you booked?

[02:14:46] I am a Diamond 5-Star member, I'm gonna be honest.

[02:14:51] What the fuck does that mean?

[02:14:53] Uh, I, yeah, uh, we've been around these websites for my whole life.

[02:14:59] Bro, you know, Valorant, once you hit Radiant dude, there's not much left to do, so you

[02:15:05] kinda just, you know, you have to chase the huss, and that's what we did.

[02:15:12] I'm like bro, you know what game recognize game bro game recognize game. You know what I'm saying

[02:15:18] Look, hey today's one day be on these valorant. He did trenches, bro

[02:15:22] You today trenches dude. All right, let's see here. Oh my god

[02:15:29] No, just just let me just filter some it doesn't really matter. Yeah English English

[02:15:35] Yeah, 100%

[02:15:37] You know what, age bro, you can even do 30 bro. I don't give a fuck.

[02:15:42] 30's not good to me.

[02:15:43] You have to be 18 plus and to be honest, is there an age? Let's see.

[02:15:47] As old as there is.

[02:15:49] You know what?

[02:15:51] Do you want 18 to 25?

[02:15:53] Wait, can we select all of them?

[02:15:55] Just select all of them.

[02:15:57] We're gonna keep unfiltering them.

[02:15:58] Alright, unfiltering them. So it'll go everything. It'll do everything.

[02:16:01] Let's see what we got going on.

[02:16:03] I didn't say 13 I said 30

[02:16:07] Okay, Charmy

[02:16:11] Charmy where is she, where is Charmy?

[02:16:13] Bottom line, bottom line, bottom line, 5 star raiding, 600 raiding

[02:16:16] Oh my god

[02:16:20] Okay, okay

[02:16:24] Hi, where is Charmy?

[02:16:29] I think three years now.

[02:16:36] How are you?

[02:16:37] Let's do it.

[02:16:40] GCI, I'm not gonna lie.

[02:16:42] If I stand up, my desk is standing up with me.

[02:16:45] Holy shit.

[02:16:46] Bro, what type of wingman is that?

[02:16:49] You're not supposed to get, like, bricked.

[02:16:51] Bro, like, bro, if you're a wingman, you're not supposed to get bricked.

[02:16:56] Wait, how about it?

[02:16:57] Hi guys, what's up bro, how's it go?

[02:17:04] Yeah?

[02:17:07] Vas!

[02:17:12] Vas!

[02:17:14] Wait, I went on a date with her.

[02:17:17] Yeah.

[02:17:19] Oh my god.

[02:17:21] I need to get my life together.

[02:17:22] I remember that.

[02:17:24] Yeah.

[02:17:25] EPO before no I've never been to the EPO high-fives this line okay you know what

[02:17:34] don't don't do Charming we already kind of what the fuck okay okay what about

[02:17:42] this one you're a watch that shit evil cat will talk about bruce yes where

[02:17:49] My god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god.

[02:17:54] Wait, you plus me equals riot buddy on the ground?

[02:17:58] What do you see that?

[02:17:59] Go back to your bow.

[02:18:00] Go back to your bow.

[02:18:01] Get out of the page, out of the page.

[02:18:04] You plus me plus, bro, I have a riot buddy.

[02:18:08] You know I have a riot buddy.

[02:18:09] What does that mean?

[02:18:10] What does that mean?

[02:18:11] Oh, like she can drop your eye buddy but she doesn't know you're fucking Jason.

[02:18:13] You know, like I have a riot buddy.

[02:18:15] I know, I know.

[02:18:17] Book her book her

[02:18:21] How much is the price it was charging for us this is quite easy

[02:18:28] But it's kind of insane

[02:18:32] See what she got in the elbow

[02:18:39] Oh, I think JC. I think I actually used to chat with us good

[02:18:47] You're legitimate like a bro you legitimately got to get your shit together

[02:18:54] Is there a single girl on here that you like bro, can you get your shit together bro?

[02:19:01] Oh, but one for one so far. Why why are you go?

[02:19:06] What is this your e-pal just came?

[02:19:12] Oh I've ordered this person.

[02:19:14] Oh my god.

[02:19:28] Alright bro keep going!

[02:19:30] Alright yeah thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[02:19:32] Okay, is there anything?

[02:19:34] Holy shit.

[02:19:36] What I see.

[02:19:38] Holy shit.

[02:19:40] Which one?

[02:19:42] Which one?

[02:19:44] Okay.

[02:19:46] What's that?

[02:19:48] Let me hear it comms.

[02:19:50] Oh my god.

[02:19:52] Fuck it.

[02:19:54] I swear to god if you've had a chapter before

[02:19:56] I swear to god.

[02:19:58] Let me see it.

[02:20:00] Bang!

[02:20:02] bucket bucket bucket bro she's hey hey how what do I say okay you know what I'm supposed to be taking care of you so let me

[02:20:10] let me let me let me start on this this week man be a little bit hi I have a fine

[02:20:17] gentle man ready to play 2023 game ready to if you could find a way to if you can find a way to

[02:20:25] like throw that in he is also a 2023 gamer of the year let me know

[02:20:36] bang okay now see whatever spot in what I want

[02:20:41] then we go okay okay okay all right now tender on steroids like literally like

[02:20:51] literally it's just it's tender holy you're kitty okay not like I don't know

[02:21:02] wait got scrolled up what yeah I read so click Serrito Serrito where's uh whoa is

[02:21:08] that real uh well let's listen what's that

[02:21:13] Cheese, jengsy, jeng-cheese.

[02:21:18] What's that?

[02:21:20] It's a joke.

[02:21:23] There's like a piano.

[02:21:25] Check the audio.

[02:21:27] Check the audio.

[02:21:29] No, she added what?

[02:21:31] I don't think she speaks English.

[02:21:34] I think that was in, you know, Spanish?

[02:21:37] Little bit, little bit.

[02:21:39] Good.

[02:21:41] God

[02:21:45] Just go next go next. I'm like, yeah

[02:21:50] I mean bro, it's like every second. Oh

[02:21:57] My god, do you see this? How about this?

[02:22:03] Hello

[02:22:05] Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

[02:22:15] Okay, okay. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, one sec. Word, we need to hear this. We need to

[02:22:24] hear the comms. We need to hear the comms.

[02:22:35] I don't like the comms. I don't like the comms. I don't like the comms. Yeah, I don't like the comms here. That's not the comms. Yeah, the comms. The comms. The comms. The comms. The comms. So we booked one. Did we get a response?

[02:22:48] Let's see. Let me just scroll through here and refresh maybe.

[02:22:57] Oh, oh wait wait no reply. No, we did give one go up there to buzz

[02:23:04] Let's see. Can I play with you? Ooh, let's see if she bad

[02:23:12] Hey

[02:23:19] Hit me up to try to mess the plane. I I've never thought that I swore my life on empty. I love

[02:23:24] I keep searching. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna keep going. We're gonna keep going.

[02:23:31] Usmari, go bottom left. Do this. Go.

[02:23:37] Pocket Arena service.

[02:23:39] Oh, United States and Canada.

[02:23:45] This is the greatest game ever created. Like the greatest game.

[02:23:49] Yo, Fury, stop messaging.

[02:23:52] Yeah, yeah, he's weird. He's weird. He's weird all along after some it's all like sobs, dude

[02:23:59] Cops

[02:24:01] I don't know, just the accent is like, I don't know.

[02:24:19] The mic was quiet, the mic was quiet, no I don't mind the accent, let's get that f**king

[02:24:23] straight, I don't mind it.

[02:24:24] But the mic is just quite, quite tacked, like that's a mic, it's just so quiet,

[02:24:28] I can't really feel it that good.

[02:24:31] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:24:34] Yeah, my chance to say the same thing, clear cheese?

[02:24:37] Cheese or no?

[02:24:38] I think cheese, cheese.

[02:24:40] Okay, cheese, cheese.

[02:24:43] Okay, hypothetical question, are there any?

[02:24:45] Yeah.

[02:24:45] Uh-uh!

[02:24:47] Click it, just honestly, we don't have any,

[02:24:49] just click it.

[02:24:50] Listen, listen, listen, listen.

[02:24:52] Combs, comps, comps, comps, comps, comps.

[02:24:58] if you want to spend a nice time together just text me I'm telling you now

[02:25:04] Polska karam bro holy shit um wow Polish wow wow um I'm not gonna lie she has

[02:25:14] nice curvature um is there a way we can do English and NA there you go you

[02:25:25] No, I'm not a lot of your book evil cat, bro

[02:25:29] I'm lucky. Look at me even though. Hey, even though you bought a date. What are she's bad?

[02:25:35] What we know that's just somewhere

[02:25:37] Well, you got a message. What do you mean? I heard it. I heard it. I got a message

[02:25:41] All right, you got a fucking block this guy. Yeah, I know it's taking up all the air

[02:25:48] This is all my dick, I don't know why okay

[02:25:51] Okay. Okay. Kaya is still not got back to us. But I feel like, yeah, even though you like how did it go?

[02:26:01] Did y'all like did y'all kids? Like what did I she know she never she just said that she said on I got her

[02:26:09] discord and she said I don't do streams. I get nervous and then we never got onto the day.

[02:26:15] Never, but oh chocolate chocolate. How, do you remember? Oh, it was not that it was not that long

[02:26:22] Yo, you got to get your shit together. I know

[02:26:29] Dude, I'm telling you I get I give you literally like

[02:26:37] Wait Jenny meow scroll down fuck that she has the alley in her name click it. Oh my god

[02:26:46] Combs

[02:26:55] Svenska, what does Svenska mean?

[02:26:58] Yeah, I'm sorry, JX. JX, I think I talked this one, too.

[02:27:02] Are you free to video call if I order?

[02:27:05] STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP!

[02:27:07] Oh, wow!

[02:27:09] JX! JX!

[02:27:11] Oh, video call!

[02:27:13] No!

[02:27:14] How the fucking horny actually are you saying?

[02:27:17] ZZ!

[02:27:18] You half of the girl!

[02:27:19] No!

[02:27:20] I'm fucked!

[02:27:21] You've already fucking talked to Ro!

[02:27:23] ZZ!

[02:27:24] Let's get fucking shit together, Ro!

[02:27:26] Damn!

[02:27:26] Oh my god!

[02:27:27] Let's...

[02:27:28] Oh...

[02:27:29] What is Svenska?

[02:27:31] Chad, what is Svenska?

[02:27:33] What is Svenska?

[02:27:35] No, legitimately!

[02:27:36] Bro, are you the horniest guy in the world, bro?

[02:27:38] I'm being said out serious!

[02:27:39] How have you messaged all of them?

[02:27:41] Oh...

[02:27:42] you fucked it up she was sweetest oh my god i know she was sweetest you all

[02:27:49] made up made up made up made up hey have hey would you

[02:27:57] like to play valorance with the gamer of the year 2023 2023 yes we're dragging that chat yep

[02:28:07] Okay, okay, you said you liked one more, you said you liked one more, but you know

[02:28:14] Eli Eli

[02:28:15] Right where the god if you had a message to be live. I'm got you getting off. I'm not kidding

[02:28:19] I'm not if you haven't don't take it if you have a message

[02:28:22] I'm actually gonna go play solo. No, no, no

[02:28:30] No, I don't think I've talked this

[02:28:37] I still have we still have to we still have to waiting for us right now

[02:28:42] Yeah, what have you already hit on them as well bro? Get your fucking life together dead ass

[02:28:48] Click chat. I swear to God. There's a message on here

[02:28:53] Click it

[02:28:55] Thank God, okay now. He comes please

[02:29:00] Thank God. Thank God. Okay, let's go

[02:29:07] do 400% I can't hear shit do 400% of that I can't hear jack shit

[02:29:16] bro

[02:29:18] Bara I mean no next I can't even hear well what about should I try to give them

[02:29:24] a ton of max audio yeah try again

[02:29:27] if you're looking to play some now I play any kind of game modes

[02:29:31] I'm not the best nothing toxic just some fun game

[02:29:35] and send me a message if you have any questions about service

[02:29:40] Eli oh my god oh my god oh my god Jenny meow meow Jenny meow meow Jenny meow meow

[02:29:46] Jenny meow meow wants to play with the gamers in year 4 to 23 Jenny meow meow wants to put up the

[02:29:51] gamers in year 23 chill wait wait wait it comes and then really how does she sound again which one

[02:29:55] would she would do let's see that's it which one was she which one was she which one was she

[02:29:58] Oh my god. Oh my god album. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh

[02:30:08] Okay, okay, okay services coms, you know, yeah comes comes comes

[02:30:28] you

[02:30:58] you

[02:31:28] you

[02:31:58] you

[02:32:28] you

[02:32:58] I

[02:33:20] Don't know what that means

[02:33:22] I got it. I got it. Don't mess it up. Okay. Okay. Chat. Why are you doing this? Stop chat?

[02:33:31] Why is it saying this? Bro, I got an elite bro. Like a tower. We dead ass. Do you want

[02:33:37] to talk on this order in game? What is to be mean to be that? Yeah, my stamp is telling

[02:33:42] that to my chance to be that too. What is to be mean?

[02:33:45] Vaz

[02:33:47] No

[02:33:48] Melodile if you see my if you're if you're on my stream right now

[02:33:53] Drop your discord. We're gonna add you

[02:33:57] Drop the discord. We're gonna add you

[02:33:59] That's not I got a lead are we dead ass like I'm actually gonna freak the fuck out go back to the picture

[02:34:05] Well, that's I got a lead don't cut up Jack. Don't mess with my fucking boater wrong girl, bro

[02:34:11] Bro, that's I got a lead. I'm telling you look

[02:34:15] Oh my god Jax, I'm gonna fucking break something dude, there you go.

[02:34:20] Yeah, that's gotta be Ayana, no?

[02:34:23] Chat, that's Ayana Lee, it's the hair.

[02:34:25] Like guys, I know my shit bro, that's Ayana Lee.

[02:34:28] Chat, don't fuck with me bro, that's Ayana Lee.

[02:34:31] Trust me, that is Ayana Lee, I'm telling you.

[02:34:34] Who, who, 2B?

[02:34:36] I don't know what the fuck 2B is bro, but...

[02:34:38] What?

[02:34:40] I don't know what 2B is.

[02:34:42] Oh, uh, chat why is it saying streamer disabled chat? What is happening right now? I'm gonna freak the fuck out dude

[02:34:49] They can't ban me from this website is my favorite website

[02:34:56] Okay, oh it works. It's a collab in the oh to be is what I got a lead is based off of oh

[02:35:05] That it makes more sense

[02:35:07] This Ford please add you want to add you or me?

[02:35:10] Add you I want to be mysterious add you I want to be mysterious. Oh my god

[02:35:17] Please add mood up. I'm actually like lock a lock. Okay. Okay. Okay. Join this call

[02:35:23] Like actually lock the fucking add mood up on this court. We are ready for

[02:35:30] double

[02:35:33] I'm gonna be my area is grown like just have it to the call

[02:35:36] Okay, done

[02:35:38] All right, I'm gonna hide my stream, but they get me. Okay

[02:35:44] Okay, I

[02:35:47] Got a chug of beer, I think I got a check wait who just called me

[02:35:51] Wait, um, okay, which one chat, which one did we buy did we buy melody or did we buy only bought melody?

[02:35:57] Okay time to buy Jenny now. Yo, damn wait, you're getting to your any too well

[02:36:02] I can am I allowed to have one. Yeah. Yeah

[02:36:04] So you got Jenny and then I got what's her name melody? Yeah, oh you got what yes

[02:36:10] You can you have melody or if you want Jenny Rose do well what type of shit is that bro?

[02:36:14] No, it's here relax a little bit bro. Jenny's here. It's right here. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[02:36:20] Thank you precision a chap. It's time actually like actually lost the fucking mouth. Yo, Mooda

[02:36:24] Don't fuck my shit up, bro. Oh

[02:36:27] I am literally sucking your cock in the middle of shit, but here's the thing bro

[02:36:31] You're a pro like I need you to tone it down a little don't impress them too much

[02:36:35] I'll like up my sense or some shit. I'll fucking with it like set me up for kills, bro

[02:36:40] I don't know the game set me up for kills. I'll lower them HP. I'll die. I'll scan them though

[02:36:46] You know you just got killed that's what he's you lower the HP and run away like and I tell you what they are

[02:36:50] Scan them all that all right group call. We're doing group call right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[02:36:55] There's they're not it. Oh did you get it? Okay? What is your discord of let me know?

[02:37:03] Music with the Valorant music

[02:37:06] Apparently she added me one stack. Yo, are you sharing? Are you are you all my teacher? Give me one sack?

[02:37:11] Wait, I turned down my music. No, not yet. Not yet. How do I turn on my music audio music? Oh

[02:37:20] My god, I got her. Okay. I'm gonna put her in a group. Oh, wait

[02:37:22] Should we wait till I get my girl and you want to introduce yourself first?

[02:37:25] I'm nervous wait until you get your girl that way it's more like I can blend in more

[02:37:31] I'm not I'm nervous

[02:37:37] Well, you know, it's crazy your bro, this is just a warm-up dude

[02:37:40] If you think this is crazy after this e-file game, you might actually shit yourself when you see the girls already for you

[02:37:49] No, no, no, this is a warm-up jigsie. This is a warm-up. This is a warm-up

[02:37:53] Okay, get your butterflies out here because when the real deal comes after the first EPAL game

[02:37:59] That is when the real shit happens. Hey, yeah, no, I'm what like bro. I'm locked in. I'm locked in

[02:38:06] Okay, turn off lobbying music while window

[02:38:12] Okay, I just so I'm waiting for Jenny now. Where's Jenny meow meow Jenny Jenny where where are you?

[02:38:20] there we go chat why is Jenny hiding from me

[02:38:25] Bruce I put on like a tuxedo in case they come in

[02:38:28] dude look what I have on did you see what I have on

[02:38:30] let me see dude you got it like I tried telling you but I didn't have you added

[02:38:34] on discord how about that wait let me like dude this is the warm-up though

[02:38:39] you don't have to put it on I kind of do want to see what you're wearing

[02:38:41] okay okay put it on put it on yo oh my god bro oh my god that's actually

[02:38:49] Fucking bro. Wait, okay. You're kind of mugging me a little bit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

[02:38:54] No, no, no, I'm not mugging this is for you, bro

[02:38:58] Go do you have time to put something on while I get this other girl? Yes. Yes, let me get a tuxedo one moment

[02:39:03] Oh my god, let me get a tuxedo

[02:39:05] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What is your discord Jenny? I

[02:39:15] Have a lot of requests

[02:39:19] you

[02:39:49] you

[02:40:19] you

[02:40:49] you

[02:41:19] you

[02:42:19] I love you, I love you.

[02:42:22] All right, all right, okay, all right.

[02:42:25] All right, all right, all right, all right.

[02:42:29] Okay, okay, okay.

[02:42:31] I'm adding No Man, okay?

[02:42:32] I'm adding No Man, I'm adding No Man, I'm adding No Man.

[02:42:35] Wait a time, tell me what No Man, I can't do this.

[02:42:38] No, I can't do this, I can't do this.

[02:42:42] This no, this is the warmup drink seat, okay?

[02:42:47] This is a warm up, to get slow, take this one slow.

[02:42:51] Anything, yo, if anything snaps in your head,

[02:42:54] you instantly tell me, cheese, cheese, boom, gone.

[02:42:57] Second of all, second of all, second of all.

[02:43:00] You need to remember who you are, junko, you are in.

[02:43:04] I'm telling you if I was a grunt, bounce on that cock.

[02:43:07] All right, all right, yo, hey, again, watch that.

[02:43:09] Like bro, watch that shit, bro.

[02:43:11] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[02:43:13] You're supposed to wingman me, bro.

[02:43:14] Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right,

[02:43:16] You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. All right. Let me know. Are you ready? Are you ready? Yes or no? Yeah, I'm ready. No, no, no. Okay, I know. Okay, ready? You got it like intro, like intro. Intro me. Oh, trust me, brother. I will do the best I can. Okay. Okay. Are you ready or no? Yeah.

[02:43:36] Yeah, buddy. Oh yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay.

[02:43:40] Just pretend I had you to call. I'm gonna yeah pretend I'm at the call. Yeah.

[02:43:47] Pretend I'm at the case. Yeah.

[02:43:50] Chat. How do I add? Oh, there you go. Okay.

[02:43:54] Add in fake eyebrows. Damn that fucking pussy.

[02:43:58] Yo, let's stop. Oh, stop. Okay.

[02:44:01] Like chat like hang me up please. Okay. Yo, I added. We're ready.

[02:44:04] Did you, are you out of the call?

[02:44:06] Did you see?

[02:44:08] Oh my God.

[02:44:09] Are you just, should we join at the same time?

[02:44:10] Join at the same time?

[02:44:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:44:15] Oh my God.

[02:44:16] Jixi, Jixi, Jixi, come here.

[02:44:18] Get out, get out.

[02:44:19] Come here, get out.

[02:44:20] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[02:44:24] Hey.

[02:44:25] Hey, what's going on, Jenny?

[02:44:27] How are you?

[02:44:30] What's happening to background?

[02:44:32] I think something just fell over, but we'll be all right.

[02:44:38] So how are you, Jenny?

[02:44:40] How are you?

[02:44:41] I'm good.

[02:44:41] How are you?

[02:44:42] I'm doing amazing.

[02:44:43] I'm doing amazing.

[02:44:45] I was just wondering, how did your day go today?

[02:44:49] My day's going well.

[02:44:50] I didn't really do much.

[02:44:52] You're studying and playing games.

[02:44:54] OK, that's cool.

[02:44:54] That's a pretty calm.

[02:44:55] What did you do?

[02:44:57] I played Valorant, and now we're here.

[02:45:00] I woke up.

[02:45:01] I did my breakfast and now I'm on call with you

[02:45:04] and my best friend, Jaxi, which I'd like to introduce you to.

[02:45:08] Oh, hey, nice to meet you.

[02:45:10] I got you.

[02:45:15] Yeah?

[02:45:16] Sorry, I'm lagging.

[02:45:17] I just got back.

[02:45:17] Oh, nice to meet you, nice to meet you.

[02:45:20] And nice to meet you too.

[02:45:21] What, how's your day gone?

[02:45:27] My day's going well.

[02:45:28] How's your day going?

[02:45:29] What you what you do today?

[02:45:32] Was he studying?

[02:45:37] We're gonna play Valorant, right? Of course. Yeah. Yeah, we are. Um and um

[02:45:44] You're the gamer of the year. Oh, no

[02:45:48] Not Mura. No, I think no you are. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, right. Oh, yeah

[02:45:54] I don't really know that much. No, yeah

[02:45:56] It's just this award show that they do every year and like in 2023 I was kind of just like

[02:46:04] appointed as like the gamer of the year.

[02:46:06] It's not a big dive.

[02:46:07] I barely talk about it.

[02:46:08] Okay.

[02:46:09] Okay.

[02:46:10] You must be good then.

[02:46:14] Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm really good at Valorant.

[02:46:18] Oh, okay, Jenny, I don't even, I kind of wanted to leave it a surprise, but you

[02:46:24] We're talking to the 2023 Gamer of the Year who's also reached Radiant's multiple afts

[02:46:32] and valorette.

[02:46:33] His name is Jinxie.

[02:46:34] He's right here.

[02:46:35] Oh, I'm glad.

[02:46:36] Yeah.

[02:46:37] Oh, thank you.

[02:46:38] Yeah.

[02:46:39] It's not a big deal.

[02:46:40] Yeah.

[02:46:41] Not a big deal.

[02:46:42] No.

[02:46:43] Yeah.

[02:46:44] I hit Radiant, like, I can't remember the first time, probably like 2021, yeah,

[02:46:53] one. Yeah, twenty twenty two.

[02:46:58] Mm hmm.

[02:47:02] Wait, what's the highest rank you've had?

[02:47:06] I was ascending, but that was like two years ago.

[02:47:10] Now I'm in Platte.

[02:47:12] Oh, oh, no worries. Yeah. I mean, if you need help getting out of Platte, like we can easily assist with that. You know what I'm saying?

[02:47:18] Can you hear me?

[02:47:20] Easily, easily.

[02:47:21] I mean, Jinxie can do that himself, but I'll just be there for the vibes to just, you know,

[02:47:26] like, just, you know, basically...

[02:47:28] Emotional support.

[02:47:29] Exactly, exactly, exactly, exactly.

[02:47:31] Yeah.

[02:47:32] I'm just waiting for my date to go...

[02:47:35] Oh, speaking of double actions is not my date.

[02:47:37] This is actually Jinxie's date, actually.

[02:47:39] Oh, yeah.

[02:47:40] Yeah.

[02:47:41] Melodol, hello?

[02:47:42] Hello, hello.

[02:47:43] Can you hear me?

[02:47:44] Yeah.

[02:47:45] Yeah.

[02:47:46] Yeah, how are you?

[02:47:56] We are doing pretty good.

[02:47:58] Hello?

[02:48:00] Yeah, we're doing pretty good.

[02:48:02] How are you, Melodol? How are you?

[02:48:04] I literally just woke up, so I'm like a little out of it, but...

[02:48:08] Well, it's okay, you know, we're all on different schedules these days.

[02:48:11] Yeah, how about you?

[02:48:13] How about you?

[02:48:14] I'm doing pretty good.

[02:48:15] Today was a pretty good day.

[02:48:16] You know, chilling, had some breakfast, played some Valorant with my good buddy here at

[02:48:19] Gamer of the Year 2023.

[02:48:20] Oh, hey, I'm that guy.

[02:48:21] Sorry, I was saving a cat out of the chair.

[02:48:24] Yeah.

[02:48:25] Yeah.

[02:48:26] And this is the man that I'm talking about right here.

[02:48:28] His name is Jinxie 2023 Gamer of the Year, one of the best gamers, one of the best

[02:48:32] humans I've ever met in this entire, Jinxie, introduce yourself to your game.

[02:48:35] Oh, yeah.

[02:48:36] Nice to meet you.

[02:48:37] Yeah, 2023, there's an award show Gamer of the Year.

[02:48:39] I won it.

[02:48:40] It's not a big deal.

[02:48:41] I barely talk about it.

[02:48:42] But thank you. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, that's crazy. It's really, I barely talk about it. Seriously

[02:48:49] 2023 yeah, yeah, yeah happen this year. Okay. Well, actually

[02:48:55] Actually, actually, actually, yeah, he was gonna be gamer the year once he stepped down because he wanted someone else to have

[02:49:03] Yes. Yeah, that's

[02:49:05] Yeah, that's basically what happened. I just you know, I don't want to win the award every year

[02:49:09] You know what I'm saying so you want to give all the people a chance. Yeah, no for sure. Yeah stealing all the awards, bro

[02:49:15] Yeah, right so you guys ready to play some power or what?

[02:49:20] Yeah, okay

[02:49:22] cool, cool, cool, uh, I

[02:49:25] mean

[02:49:26] I'm just gonna air it out here. Uh, you know, I'm a little nervous girls are any of y'all nervous? Yeah

[02:49:34] I'm a little nervous. Am I the only one nervous here girls hello?

[02:49:39] All right, I'm in a little battle right now.

[02:49:44] What are your guys' tags?

[02:49:45] Hey, hello, can you hear me?

[02:49:47] Yeah, I hear you.

[02:49:48] Yep, loud and clear.

[02:49:49] Jixie, what's your tag?

[02:49:50] Message it to me, hand it to me.

[02:49:51] I'll add you.

[02:49:53] I'll add you, or?

[02:49:54] One second, one second.

[02:49:55] Please add me, please.

[02:49:56] I don't want to be texting, bro.

[02:49:57] I don't want to text you.

[02:49:58] Please, yeah, text me, please.

[02:50:01] Oh my god.

[02:50:02] Oh my god.

[02:50:08] Alright, alright, alright.

[02:50:09] Wait, wait, let me text this.

[02:50:10] Can I delete it?

[02:50:11] Yeah, let me delete it.

[02:50:12] Alright, you see that?

[02:50:13] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:50:14] Delete it now, delete it now if you want to.

[02:50:15] Okay, I'm deleting it.

[02:50:18] Oh, it says internal error.

[02:50:20] Is your thing full?

[02:50:22] Um, oh yeah, maybe I have too many frame requests.

[02:50:25] Hold on a second.

[02:50:27] Wait, text me yours, text me yours.

[02:50:29] Alright, I got you guys.

[02:50:30] Ah, okay, I got you.

[02:50:31] Wait wait send me one out. Send me one out. Okay, that's it

[02:50:39] Wait, what's yours what's yours? What's yours? What's yours? The chosen one? Are you are you fucking serious, bro?

[02:50:46] Dude, you see stop your bro. I made it while I go. I made it a holiday. Oh, stop named. Yeah, stop

[02:50:52] I made it a while ago and right now call right now stop

[02:50:55] Yeah

[02:50:57] That's cool. Wait, no, Texas? Like, Texas to me, exactly. On Discord.

[02:51:01] I- I added you, I added you. I don't see you.

[02:51:04] Alright, I'll send you mine, I'll send you mine.

[02:51:06] Send me yours, send me yours.

[02:51:07] Okay, okay, okay.

[02:51:08] Sorry, ladies, just get into it and become a member of the team.

[02:51:13] Yeah, ladies, uh, yeah, what do you say?

[02:51:17] It's all good.

[02:51:18] Wait, Jinxy, what do you play? Rainbows or something? Like, put another game.

[02:51:23] You don't play this game.

[02:51:24] Yeah, I totally listen to you.

[02:51:26] Yeah, great question. Wait, so what should I call you? Should I call you like melody or something?

[02:51:31] Yeah, whatever you want. Oh my god. It's up to you.

[02:51:34] All right. Yeah, that's fine. Um, yeah, so basically I was professional in Rainbow Six

[02:51:39] C.H. for two years, but then like the practicing just, it was just too much. So now I just streamed.

[02:51:46] Okay, okay. So yeah, I missed all my second day on this game. You know what I'm saying?

[02:51:50] I'm not, uh, radiant or anything, but I was just pro in like so many other games.

[02:51:55] So it's like I'm trying to just show find a casual game

[02:51:58] I'm sure you're really good. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm I'm good

[02:52:04] Okay, we're gonna have to see that oh

[02:52:07] My god actions speak a lot of the murder jinx. He will show you all right. Jinx. He will show you jinx. He's him Jenny. Hello

[02:52:16] So can you guys both drop your valentines tags in the chat? I won't leak anything

[02:52:20] You just go ahead and drop in there

[02:52:22] Jinx the house while I added you please add me back brother. Yeah, I'm just gonna get on the game

[02:52:28] Yeah, no take your time. No rush. Oh, you know what guys if it works easier

[02:52:32] I can give you guys a party code and you guys can just join the party no one we get please

[02:52:39] You know what a party code is

[02:52:42] Do you know what a party code is me or Jinxie?

[02:52:45] Yeah, I know what a party code is.

[02:52:53] Yeah, okay.

[02:52:54] Yeah.

[02:52:55] You said that in this corner.

[02:52:56] I'm not going to be.

[02:52:57] Yeah.

[02:52:58] Yeah.

[02:52:59] Please don't.

[02:53:00] I said skew.

[02:53:01] Oh yeah.

[02:53:02] Cool.

[02:53:03] Cool.

[02:53:04] And where do I take that in?

[02:53:05] Like, if I just.

[02:53:06] What's your dominant?

[02:53:07] Yeah.

[02:53:08] Yeah.

[02:53:09] Yeah.

[02:53:10] Yeah.

[02:53:11] Melody.

[02:53:12] Yeah.

[02:53:13] You're gonna want to do is you're gonna go to the party code in the bottom in the middle of the play section of valorant

[02:53:18] You'll see you'll see you'll see three options on the left side Melody

[02:53:30] Melody you're gonna want to press the play button at the top of your screen in the main menu

[02:53:35] And you're gonna see a party code in the left stop

[02:53:38] and you're gonna want to paste in the code that

[02:53:43] Uh, you're gonna want to, you're gonna want to paste the code, please, and please hurry, please hurry up, please, because someone may have linked it, leaked it.

[02:53:50] No, nobody leaked it, nobody leaked it, we're in here.

[02:53:53] Who's Fove, who's Fove?

[02:53:54] Thank you.

[02:53:56] Oh, hey Melody, how's it going?

[02:53:58] Hey, what's up?

[02:54:00] Oh, you level 7, how's it going?

[02:54:01] Oh, my day's good, my day's good, I didn't even ask you, how's your day going? Or did I? No, I didn't ask you.

[02:54:08] Oh, no, I just woke up, that's basically it.

[02:54:11] Yeah, how about you?

[02:54:13] Um

[02:54:16] Good yeah, my days good, you know, I was earlier today. I was working out, you know, I went to go

[02:54:22] Like animal shelter. I'll just rescue and dogs and stuff and then I see what is your bench press by the way

[02:54:27] I think I haven't done in a while like 240 or 235 something like that. Oh

[02:54:33] fuck

[02:54:34] Yeah, that is that is strong that is wrong. Yeah, I don't really do that much though

[02:54:39] So yeah

[02:54:41] I was they say how's the weather today? I

[02:54:46] Didn't go outside today, but okay, not future yet. Let me check my weather up and see how it's going

[02:54:54] Actually oh

[02:54:56] Yeah, the weather for me is um, it's good

[02:55:02] What's that?

[02:55:04] Yeah, I live in Florida. I live in Florida. Are you in Florida? Yeah, yeah, Tampa

[02:55:10] Have you ever heard of Tampa or no?

[02:55:12] I think I've been there before, yeah.

[02:55:16] You said you've been to Tampa?

[02:55:18] Yeah, like on a trip.

[02:55:20] Oh, do you plan on taking another trip there eventually someday?

[02:55:24] Maybe. I've been to Bush Gardens.

[02:55:27] So, have you been there?

[02:55:31] Um, I think, Jason's saving...

[02:55:33] No, I think he's saving another cat right now.

[02:55:36] Please give him a second.

[02:55:38] can you please join because I'm getting lonely here Jenny please try okay do you

[02:55:44] need a tutorial to the case melody did it sorry you want to give you tutorial no

[02:55:48] but my game is like stuck in the loading screen I think you either have to

[02:55:58] close it out and reopen it and then let it sit on there for like a good minute or

[02:56:02] and then it'll load up on itself.

[02:56:05] Muda, I just want to say.

[02:56:06] So I just have to wait.

[02:56:07] No, no.

[02:56:08] Oh, Jenny, we're both very patient, man.

[02:56:10] We're very patient.

[02:56:11] No.

[02:56:12] You fix it by closing the game and then opening it through the riot clients.

[02:56:17] Yo, hey, Muda, fucking hey.

[02:56:19] Yes, I break that.

[02:56:20] Muda, relax a little bit, dude.

[02:56:22] Hey.

[02:56:23] Okay, okay.

[02:56:24] I did that, but it's still loading, so.

[02:56:26] You're good.

[02:56:27] Yeah, you're good, you're good.

[02:56:28] Let me...

[02:56:29] Wait, someone has an administrator maybe?

[02:56:31] I don't know.

[02:56:34] Or where?

[02:56:35] I forgot.

[02:56:37] You all right?

[02:56:42] Can I get him?

[02:56:43] I'm gonna have a panic attack.

[02:56:46] Yo, new code I leaked.

[02:56:49] No chat.

[02:56:50] Listen, listen.

[02:56:51] I can't buy her the bundle guys.

[02:56:53] Cause I'm not high enough level.

[02:56:55] I can't, it'll be an air ball.

[02:56:57] Hello, can you guys hear me?

[02:56:58] Well, yeah.

[02:56:59] Oh, there's a new code, there's a new code?

[02:57:01] Yeah, well, you guys are good.

[02:57:03] We're under here, but I at least did not.

[02:57:04] Perfect, Jenny.

[02:57:06] You couldn't have made it in a better time, Jenny.

[02:57:09] Jenny, how are you?

[02:57:11] I'm good.

[02:57:12] How are you?

[02:57:13] I'm doing amazing.

[02:57:13] OK, guys.

[02:57:15] Jinxie, I'm going to go ahead and give you

[02:57:17] the host of the server because you will be carrying us.

[02:57:19] So I'm going to give you the code, OK?

[02:57:20] I'm going to give you the, yeah.

[02:57:25] All right, sweet.

[02:57:25] Yeah.

[02:57:28] wait my host my host

[02:57:29] not enough i'm also the same

[02:57:31] i saw so

[02:57:33] jenny what are some things you like to do outside of video games

[02:57:39] well i like going to the gym

[02:57:44] i like

[02:57:44] shopping hang out with friends you have told me he hates not that much

[02:57:49] playing games

[02:57:50] oh does he?

[02:57:52] why?

[02:57:53] match found we uh... no i

[02:57:57] sorry no muda do you like it though yeah yeah i like that melody do you like

[02:58:02] working out yeah i've been like working out for

[02:58:06] like maybe seven years or something oh cool what's your favorite uh like

[02:58:10] workout jc i know you like the main jet right

[02:58:14] uh well that's that that chance has gone i'm gonna give it a buck with you

[02:58:17] sorry to touch you guys off sorry no you're gonna get i'm a phoenix man i'm

[02:58:21] pretty good um wait so melody what's your favorite

[02:58:24] work out of the gym? I used to do a lot of like, I don't know, lower body, but I don't

[02:58:32] enjoy it, you know? Yeah, me neither. I do like some legs, you know, do a lot of tricep,

[02:58:41] bicep. What did you do today? Back and then I did bicep, back and bicep. You have your

[02:58:46] your own gym or you go somewhere?

[02:58:48] Yeah, my own gym.

[02:58:50] Type shit, bro. Good for you.

[02:58:54] Mura, you good?

[02:58:56] I am doing good. I was just listening to you guys

[02:59:00] conversing because it sounds like you guys are your perfect match.

[02:59:03] But anyway, Jenny, oh, you're going stage.

[02:59:06] Jenny, are you going to be saging me?

[02:59:09] Are you going to be healing me?

[02:59:11] Yeah.

[02:59:12] Yeah, of course.

[02:59:13] Oh, my God. Jenny.

[02:59:15] How should I heal?

[02:59:17] You're so generous, you're so generous, you're so generous.

[02:59:21] So Melody, oh sorry, what were you saying?

[02:59:24] No, no, no, you go first, sorry.

[02:59:26] Melody, how would you describe your type in like a guy?

[02:59:29] What's your type?

[02:59:31] I'm more so like personality and like character trait, yeah?

[02:59:37] Yeah, I've been told like Chinese content is pretty good.

[02:59:42] I don't know though, I guess.

[02:59:44] Yeah, you seem really nice.

[02:59:46] Oh, thank you, yeah, I appreciate that.

[02:59:48] As opposed to other streamers, I don't know.

[02:59:50] Yeah, I know, thanks.

[02:59:51] You're like, you're nice.

[02:59:52] You're so cool.

[02:59:54] Oh, thank you.

[02:59:55] Oh, I'm 24, 24.

[02:59:57] I'm a little un...

[02:59:58] I'm a guy that unkt out.

[02:59:59] Okay, we're both unks then.

[03:00:01] Wait, how old are you?

[03:00:03] Similar age.

[03:00:05] Oh, okay, well, you know, you never ask...

[03:00:07] You never ask age, I'm so sorry.

[03:00:09] You've been a rascal already.

[03:00:10] Yeah

[03:00:12] Wait, really?

[03:00:13] I thought that was bad

[03:00:14] What's wrong with asking girls age?

[03:00:15] Hey, Mura!

[03:00:16] Hey, watch!

[03:00:17] Hey, Mura!

[03:00:18] Sorry!

[03:00:19] It was just for learning purposes

[03:00:20] I'm sorry, it was for learning purposes

[03:00:22] Jenny, y'all, what do you look like?

[03:00:24] Sorry, no, I didn't mean to say that

[03:00:26] No, no, no, I meant

[03:00:27] What do you look for in a man?

[03:00:29] That's what I meant to say

[03:00:31] I read the same way

[03:00:32] I think personality matters more

[03:00:35] Spike down, mid

[03:00:36] Okay, good work, Anne

[03:00:37] Let's check, let's check

[03:00:39] I don't know, that's a Serenity guy.

[03:00:44] Oh, I lagged there!

[03:00:46] I saw that, I saw that, aww.

[03:00:50] They're both me.

[03:00:52] I just left, Melody, you weren't watching me, right?

[03:00:56] No, no, no, you're dead.

[03:00:57] Yeah, no, I'm one enemy.

[03:00:59] Weird, like, I don't know what that was.

[03:01:01] I'll be true, bro.

[03:01:04] I don't know that's not, uh, Jinxie, I'm not familiar with this game.

[03:01:08] Bro, how'd you like me?

[03:01:09] Oh wait you want me to like co- oh oh oh okay.

[03:01:13] Now I want you to coach me, I want you to coach me too.

[03:01:15] Yeah so um okay so basically just gonna go with Jenny here and you're gonna protect Jenny.

[03:01:20] Just make sure Jenny doesn't die.

[03:01:21] Okay okay Jenny I'm gonna make sure you're- I'm gonna make sure you don't die.

[03:01:23] Yeah just follow me.

[03:01:24] Yeah yeah make sure you're okay.

[03:01:27] Moot and I you're kind of- don't aim at the trees bro I'm like you're on your

[03:01:30] left.

[03:01:31] You see him.

[03:01:32] Jenny kill him he's stunned Jenny.

[03:01:33] Jenny he's on yours I'm gonna have to kill him I can't shoot him I get

[03:01:35] him nervous.

[03:01:36] I'll play or stay.

[03:01:37] Jenny.

[03:01:38] Oh, Jenny, no, Jenny, no, I lied, I lied.

[03:01:42] Oh, nice clutch movement.

[03:01:44] Yeah.

[03:01:45] No, it's Jinxie.

[03:01:46] Nice one though, you're so good.

[03:01:48] No, that is not me, no.

[03:01:50] That is Jinxie.

[03:01:51] He just coached me to win that round.

[03:01:54] He just coached me to win that round.

[03:01:55] I just want to take credit, but yeah, it was kind of awesome.

[03:01:57] Oh, no, dude.

[03:01:58] I don't want to take any credit for that.

[03:01:59] I was only you.

[03:02:00] I would not know what to do.

[03:02:02] That's an area of closing for you.

[03:02:03] Jinxie, thank you.

[03:02:04] Yeah, no big deal.

[03:02:05] Wait, um.

[03:02:06] Don't be a coach.

[03:02:07] Yeah, that is game of the that is game of 2020 free right there. What do you do when it says killed by

[03:02:16] me? Oh, hey, Melody, how's it going? You owe me to like, hey, yeah, yeah. Just you're probably so

[03:02:26] alone over there. Let me come out there. Let me give you some money. Oh, that's okay. Yeah,

[03:02:34] I'd like bad they're both getting

[03:02:44] Yes, Jenny go Mellie they might be streams. They might be

[03:02:48] My god, Jenny Jenny

[03:02:54] There's so good Jenny Jenny, uh, jimsy, what do I do jimsy please push me again?

[03:03:01] Nice shit, thank you

[03:03:04] Have you guys 1v1 before?

[03:03:06] On...

[03:03:08] No, he would shit on me.

[03:03:10] He would shit on me.

[03:03:14] Oh, yeah, we actually...

[03:03:16] You're right!

[03:03:18] Yeah, I didn't...

[03:03:20] Dude, I didn't want you to embarrass me, but

[03:03:22] Ladies, A10

[03:03:24] WON TO ME!

[03:03:26] And he gave me a round out of pity!

[03:03:28] He gave me a round out of pity.

[03:03:30] You were doing good though, you were doing really good.

[03:03:32] It could have been time to

[03:03:34] I mean I was trying but the only kill was when you tried to knife me dude. You're just too good at this

[03:03:39] I don't know what to do

[03:03:42] Okay, every time I put you on a trade. Oh, yeah

[03:03:48] Jenny Jenny Jenny

[03:03:52] What is this wait, it's hot oh my god

[03:04:02] Man, man, man, there's one man, there's one man.

[03:04:06] Fight planted.

[03:04:08] Oh, Jixi, I'm gonna come and help them, okay? I'm gonna come help you.

[03:04:11] Yes, Jixi, nice. Good aim, man.

[03:04:14] I just took a bullet for you, Jixi.

[03:04:15] Jixi, I just took a bullet for you.

[03:04:17] Come on, let's go!

[03:04:18] Hold on.

[03:04:19] I got him.

[03:04:21] Oh my god, Jixi!

[03:04:22] Four bullets, Jixi, four bullets.

[03:04:27] Right side, Jixi.

[03:04:29] There's one nice hole.

[03:04:30] Fire sight.

[03:04:31] jixi does what i say jixi to your right to your right jixi

[03:04:36] matter you are at this

[03:04:37] reloading

[03:04:38] behind you behind you where you just go jixi jixi where you just go left tunnel

[03:04:42] left tunnel jixi left jixi left left

[03:04:45] yo i i need you to calm down

[03:04:48] oh my god matterly nice clutch

[03:04:51] what

[03:04:52] mr

[03:04:56] oh my god matterly i'm so sorry

[03:04:59] last round in the half

[03:05:00] Melody, I'm just sorry. I'm sorry.

[03:05:03] No, you're good. I didn't realize you were there.

[03:05:06] I thought it was enough time. Yeah, no, I saw it on the phone.

[03:05:09] No, you're good. You're good.

[03:05:11] It's mood is full.

[03:05:12] Yeah, I mean, you should put the new cut with the blame on me, really.

[03:05:15] Fuck a broke guy, yeah.

[03:05:18] Okay, I got him, bruh.

[03:05:20] Thank you, bruh.

[03:05:22] Yeah, they're skinned like thousands of dollars, man.

[03:05:24] Something like that.

[03:05:26] What are you loading?

[03:05:28] You heard his time?

[03:05:29] begins oh yeah no you'll try oh and you can't really be here I'm not gonna lie

[03:05:37] here yeah let's go through here yeah you the right buddy do wait you have no

[03:05:46] lion buddy yeah oh my god how do you even get that don't you have to be

[03:05:54] The gamer of the year of 2023 to get that.

[03:05:57] I don't know, I just kind of got it.

[03:05:58] Geez.

[03:06:02] That's a lawyer up there.

[03:06:03] You know my own strength.

[03:06:05] Jixi, there's a couple of long, long nights.

[03:06:10] Oh, I think we got flashed.

[03:06:12] Kennedy, hold up.

[03:06:13] Watch out.

[03:06:14] God damn it, Jenny.

[03:06:14] I'm so strong.

[03:06:15] Last player standing.

[03:06:16] He's in game.

[03:06:17] Game made.

[03:06:18] Yeah, right there, right there.

[03:06:19] Yes, right there, Jixi, right there.

[03:06:21] He's right.

[03:06:23] Spill killin' it

[03:06:25] Oh my god GCX!

[03:06:26] GC you got it!

[03:06:28] GC you got it! Oh my god!

[03:06:31] WHAAAAT?

[03:06:33] Oh my god...

[03:06:35] There's a timer on that? I thought it was like C-Hades man

[03:06:39] Sorry

[03:06:39] Nice try

[03:06:40] Nice try

[03:06:41] No, no, no, thank you, thank you

[03:06:42] I just lost my fucking Vandal

[03:06:44] FUCK!

[03:06:47] It's okay, it's half time, it's half time, it's half time, it's half time, it's half time

[03:06:51] Yeah, it's okay

[03:06:52] Everything we just did it. We forget about that forget about that. We don't need that Jixie. Call us a strap. Let's go

[03:06:57] So guys what we're gonna do we we have we who has to use it with the user

[03:07:01] I have the bones Jenny does what what's my mouse doing?

[03:07:09] Yeah, how do you fix that?

[03:07:11] How do you fix that fix what tell me does like killed by something is it like that's fun? No

[03:07:22] I'm out of here!

[03:07:24] Stop it!

[03:07:26] I'm so stressed!

[03:07:28] Oh yeah, yeah, I'm stressed!

[03:07:30] I'm lonely, lonely!

[03:07:32] Nice!

[03:07:34] Nice, Jaycee!

[03:07:36] I don't even know how you're throwing all of them!

[03:07:38] Jaycee, take my gun!

[03:07:40] Go!

[03:07:42] Great plant spot, Jaycee!

[03:07:44] Jaycee, I'm gonna bait for you!

[03:07:46] Jaycee, I'm gonna bait for you!

[03:07:48] I'm out of here!

[03:07:50] He's not here, Jypc.

[03:07:53] Nice work team!

[03:07:56] Wow!

[03:07:58] Great job guys, great job.

[03:08:00] Wait till it's end.

[03:08:02] Is it close out of that?

[03:08:04] Yeah, I see. Good coms.

[03:08:06] Gotcha bro.

[03:08:08] Guys, I don't know. I'm feeling a lot of chemistry in here.

[03:08:10] You know what I mean?

[03:08:11] Tell us about our plan as a team.

[03:08:13] I barely, honestly.

[03:08:15] Jypc, go ahead. Call the strategy.

[03:08:17] You want out here? You're gonna be my you won't buy a vandal or anything

[03:08:29] Here you have my bulldog

[03:08:47] wall

[03:08:57] Jenny Jenny

[03:09:00] I'm sorry. I'm just like I'm just so flabbergasted right now. I honestly I apologize

[03:09:08] Melody, I just want to say Melody it's so like, you know just attractive when your aim is like that good you know what I mean

[03:09:15] I mean you too. You're really you're like caring from the bottom, you know

[03:09:22] Let's go like nope you're you're really good you're really I'm not being like I'm not trying to be

[03:09:27] You're really good

[03:09:29] You're really good

[03:09:31] I saw that chopper floor

[03:09:33] Oh I think they're being smashed us

[03:09:35] Oh they're

[03:09:37] I think it was you

[03:09:39] I need help, I need help, I need help

[03:09:41] Jenny, where are you?

[03:09:43] Jenny, I'm going to eventually not be

[03:09:45] Not an early A.F.

[03:09:47] I'm coming

[03:09:49] Jenny, let's go be a Jenny

[03:09:51] Yeah, I'll be

[03:09:53] I'm a 6 of space around from the world

[03:10:25] I'm out of here!

[03:10:27] Ct

[03:10:28] I'm out of here!

[03:10:30] I'm out of here!

[03:10:31] Seven and five!

[03:10:32] I'm out of here!

[03:10:33] Jenny!

[03:10:35] Yeah, oops!

[03:10:36] No, get it, get tried and done.

[03:10:40] Thanks.

[03:10:42] Move it back, move it back.

[03:10:44] Okay, bad aim, bad aim.

[03:10:47] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[03:10:49] Oh my god, bad aim!

[03:10:52] What the fuck?

[03:10:53] I don't know I don't know girls. I don't know I didn't warm up

[03:11:00] I didn't warm up girls. I don't have aim like J.C. I don't have that. I'm not gamer of the year

[03:11:11] You know what J.C. Thank you. You are such an amazing coach

[03:11:14] You don't really like I mean me and Melody have really good aim out here. I'm not gonna lie

[03:11:18] Yeah, like we've got to deal.

[03:11:20] Thank you, thank you.

[03:11:22] When would it happen?

[03:11:23] You were like, you were reading once?

[03:11:25] Well, yeah.

[03:11:26] I mean, I guess I'm just, I don't know, I just,

[03:11:30] I just get, I just, I get nervous when Jinxy's watching.

[03:11:33] You know the game of the year, yeah.

[03:11:34] I see, I see.

[03:11:35] I know, he's just trying to make me a better player.

[03:11:40] Rush!

[03:11:41] Go, go, go, go!

[03:11:46] Go, go, go!

[03:11:47] I already know you probably lied on the second guy, nothing you could have done.

[03:11:51] Yeah.

[03:11:52] One black side, Jixi, we need to save Jenny.

[03:11:56] Where you okay?

[03:11:58] Jenny!

[03:11:59] I'm dead.

[03:12:00] Jenny, are you okay?

[03:12:02] Yeah, I'm okay.

[03:12:03] Do you want me to kill them for you?

[03:12:05] No.

[03:12:06] Not for you.

[03:12:07] One enemy remaining.

[03:12:09] Oh my god, Jixi, you killed me.

[03:12:12] Jixi, save me.

[03:12:13] I got you, don't worry.

[03:12:14] Jixi, my hero.

[03:12:16] jixie you can jixie you can

[03:12:18] fire up in the house

[03:12:20] oh you big bro

[03:12:22] aww nice shot nice shot

[03:12:28] no no no

[03:12:30] no

[03:12:32] no

[03:12:34] no

[03:12:36] no

[03:12:38] attackers win

[03:12:40] are you okay?

[03:12:42] you guys?

[03:12:44] No, like you just made me nervous, you know what I mean?

[03:12:49] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[03:12:50] No, yeah, no, like it's not...

[03:12:52] You did good though, like you did really good.

[03:12:55] Thank you, you did good too.

[03:12:57] You know, I just tried to impress you and like,

[03:13:00] I just tried to hit up one head shot there

[03:13:02] and I just kind of missed a little bit.

[03:13:03] I'm sorry, like, you know what I mean?

[03:13:05] You just make me like nervous, you know what I mean?

[03:13:10] I'm pretty nervous too, let's see what I want to add.

[03:13:14] I think jixi is uh helping a cat get out of the tree now please give him a second he's

[03:13:23] just helping uh he's helping cat get out of the tree that's the type of stuff he does

[03:13:27] that's the type of stuff he does that's the type of stuff he really does yeah

[03:13:30] well since he's gone um what what happened um mudo with you and um like what did you

[03:13:37] like bought people to like win games or something jixi i think it's time for us to go cheese

[03:13:43] Jixi, cheese, cheese, jixi, cheese, cheese, jixi, cheese!

[03:13:47] Okay, um.

[03:13:48] Hey, Melody, it was nice meeting you.

[03:13:51] Jenny, it was nice meeting you guys.

[03:13:52] Okay.

[03:13:53] You too.

[03:13:54] Mooda left, yeah.

[03:13:55] I was really nice meeting you.

[03:13:56] No, apparently Mooda, like, win trades or something.

[03:13:57] I don't know.

[03:13:58] But yeah, it is what it is.

[03:13:59] All right, I'll see you guys.

[03:14:00] Yeah.

[03:14:01] Bye.

[03:14:02] Okay, have a good one.

[03:14:03] Oh, my God.

[03:14:04] Jesus, this is the best game I've ever made.

[03:14:05] Yo!

[03:14:06] Cheese!

[03:14:07] Bro!

[03:14:08] Jesus, you choose to have win trading, bro?

[03:14:09] Dude, that's howling you, dude.

[03:14:10] I don't know.

[03:14:11] but yo listen just for a warm-up how was that I think I'm starting to loosen up a

[03:14:19] little bit that felt great bro I'm gonna be did metal it sounded bad as hell

[03:14:23] I'm gonna lie I'm like we're really talking what was going on I don't know I

[03:14:29] am I like I just feel like I was you told me to wake you up bro so I it's

[03:14:33] hard to wake you up and talk to about the same time you know I'm saying it's

[03:14:37] hard I feel you know I feel you back I appreciate that that's what do you

[03:14:40] I'm gonna do with this next one. Do you want me to like where's my girl up or do you still want me to help you?

[03:14:43] Cuz I can still win any I mean, I think we do a little bit of a bridge your girl up

[03:14:47] Maybe throw me some lobs and shit, but yeah

[03:14:49] Like I'm gonna be honest like I appreciate you dog wait

[03:14:53] No worries, but I don't know but we should be cheese cheese. Yeah, just leave leave leave leave. How do you leave?

[03:14:58] Bottom right says we party

[03:15:00] All right, bro. Now. Okay now listen. I am serious. I am serious. Let's tell you this JC. I

[03:15:06] I don't want when I put you into this call. Okay when I put you into this call

[03:15:16] It is some it is zero to a hundred I'm gonna be honest what we just did Jin see was like was like

[03:15:24] 30%

[03:15:26] This is a hundred percent. Okay, what define define what you mean. Okay, so now they're gonna have their webcams on

[03:15:34] talking and they are tens and then they're also going to play games with us

[03:15:40] when it interviews ourselves like we just did but now it's face-to-face they

[03:15:43] can see you and they're fucking bad JC they're bad they're ten and ten when

[03:15:51] you see them you might actually fucking throw your chair here my mother I'm

[03:15:55] not even trolling all right bro so wait like I just start my camera okay yeah

[03:15:59] Yeah, we can do that. Yeah, no big deal.

[03:16:01] All right, well, listen. I'm not gonna lie, GC. Listen.

[03:16:06] Listen, bro. Listen, listen, listen.

[03:16:09] Listen. Just remember who you are.

[03:16:12] Remember who you are.

[03:16:14] Yeah, and that's pretty much it. Let me know when you're ready.

[03:16:17] Let me know when you're ready.

[03:16:18] One moment. Wait, how do you like...

[03:16:20] Is there a way to like add recent players or something?

[03:16:22] Like, I'm just asking for a friend.

[03:16:24] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[03:16:28] Is there a way to like add?

[03:16:30] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, press on career.

[03:16:40] Oh, sorry, it's going to be the first button to your left of the play.

[03:16:46] Yep.

[03:16:47] Then you're going to want to press on the most recent game that you just played

[03:16:51] to be the first one then press on scoreboard and you're gonna go to melody and you're gonna

[03:16:56] right click and you're gonna yeah already done.

[03:16:58] BANG!

[03:16:59] Wait how can I see if she has me back how can I see?

[03:17:02] On the bottom left of your screen it'll be like melody just sent you a photo press.

[03:17:07] Will I get it like a sound cue?

[03:17:08] Oh y'all you will get one brother you will get one.

[03:17:13] You will get one.

[03:17:16] BANG!

[03:17:19] BANG!

[03:17:20] That was quick

[03:17:23] Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay, all right

[03:17:29] Okay, all right. So wait now who are we needed about okay now?

[03:17:33] Wait, don't wait. I just start virtual camera. No BS, right? Oh

[03:17:39] Yeah, you you do I can hi boys tell you how to do it and that cuz I

[03:17:46] Think I know how to do it. Yeah, thank you. Thank you

[03:17:49] I will you try to do it though chat. How do I do it? Oh you have to deactivate it in OBS and then enable it

[03:17:57] Okay, I know I just start a virtual camera

[03:18:00] Let me practice with you. Let me practice with you like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I actually like that

[03:18:07] Don't bow you're fucking smart, bro. Holy shit. Okay. Oh, that's not how we do it. All right, ready?

[03:18:15] Can you see me no you see me

[03:18:19] Have us what am I doing wrong you see me? I can see you. You're good. You're good

[03:18:29] Boss

[03:18:32] Bro, let's do that have us

[03:18:35] How do I do that?

[03:18:37] So wait, we're gonna be able to actually see them

[03:18:41] Yes

[03:18:43] this is so hard for shit.

[03:18:45] Wait chat.

[03:18:46] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:18:48] Yo Habas, what's up?

[03:18:49] Falad, okay, I'm gonna death him.

[03:18:52] Close Val?

[03:18:53] Yeah.

[03:18:54] Habas, how'd you think I did with Melody?

[03:18:57] Do you think she likes me, Habas?

[03:19:00] Bro, I think she loves you, bro.

[03:19:01] Do you think I would marry her, bro?

[03:19:03] Yeah, but that's her wife right there, bro.

[03:19:06] Well, I talked to her for like eight minutes, bro.

[03:19:08] We'll see.

[03:19:09] Yo, we'll see.

[03:19:10] I

[03:19:15] Yeah, I think battlements just maybe the greatest game ever I don't know

[03:19:18] Like you're telling me you could just like me like your wife bro. Oh, yes, dude. Yes, like what other game is actually

[03:19:25] Oh, can you see me? Can you see me? Yeah, I can see you. I can see you. I can see you

[03:19:29] Okay, what's that now? What's that my turn my turn my drink is my shit was fucked up

[03:19:34] What's that? I gotta turn this off

[03:19:37] Okay, hey

[03:19:39] Hey, hey, how about that little look at your camera?

[03:19:45] Okay, hey, come on, is this gonna golf off when you went on a date with that girl?

[03:19:53] All right, hanging up on this guy.

[03:19:54] What a freak.

[03:19:55] What the fuck?

[03:19:56] You're on my ass.

[03:19:57] Whoa.

[03:19:58] Okay, one sec.

[03:19:59] One sec.

[03:20:00] What's up?

[03:20:01] I'm here to drop.

[03:20:02] No, I never been on a date in my life.

[03:20:05] Okay, let's see here.

[03:20:07] Desktop.

[03:20:08] Let me see how you look, bro.

[03:20:10] All right, I'm turning it on.

[03:20:11] I'm turning it on.

[03:20:14] All right, hello?

[03:20:16] Let me see how they say.

[03:20:18] I can't see you.

[03:20:19] Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait!

[03:20:22] Loading, loading.

[03:20:24] Why is it not working?

[03:20:26] It was working a second ago.

[03:20:27] What the fuck did you do?

[03:20:29] Oh my God.

[03:20:31] Forever!

[03:20:35] It was working at the middle of the go, bro.

[03:20:38] dude what did high-vives tell you to do dude I don't know bro you just have it

[03:20:45] wait let me go pass while you figure this out all right so we're going to be

[03:20:48] on a double red cock cock cock dude cock cock bro holy cock turn off your VDO

[03:20:59] it's off oh no it's on it's on wait so how do I turn this so what do I do I

[03:21:05] turn this off remove that ninja shit what the fuck pop popcorn what are you

[03:21:13] saying dude yo hello okay so what do I do then this

[03:21:24] When you guys are going to say that?

[03:21:26] I look AI!

[03:21:27] Like, why is my camera look AI?

[03:21:29] No, you look good, bro. You're like, hell, I had some...

[03:21:32] Wait, really?

[03:21:33] Yeah, you look very good, bro.

[03:21:35] Stop! Stop! Stop! Do I actually...

[03:21:37] You look... what?

[03:21:39] Do I actually...

[03:21:40] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:21:41] Jess and Luda all tell part two, bro. You got this shit.

[03:21:44] FIVE!

[03:21:50] Try to look good.

[03:21:52] You know what?

[03:21:55] I'm serious.

[03:21:56] I need to take a piss.

[03:21:58] I need to take a piss.

[03:22:02] I need to take a piss.

[03:22:05] I need to take a piss.

[03:22:06] I need to take a piss.

[03:22:07] Let's go, you fat f..

[03:22:08] Yo.

[03:22:09] Wait, where is this guy?

[03:22:10] Yo, he has a Naruto rock?

[03:22:11] Can you hear me on your headset?

[03:22:12] Yeah.

[03:22:13] I can hear you, but I'm f..

[03:22:14] Okay, that's even better.

[03:22:17] Bro.

[03:22:18] So we're about to be in a double webcam call with two Valedorite momies.

[03:22:22] Yes, we are and they're so beautiful through there. So they're so beautiful.

[03:22:35] This is peak. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. This is peak, bro. Like what other game is like this, bro?

[03:22:41] You could just meet like your wife, bro. Oh my God.

[03:22:45] Bro, buy it away bro. Naruto rug? Naruto poster? What about like, I don't know, a Luffy rug or something? Luffy poster?

[03:22:57] Yeah, let's go.

[03:23:03] Well, I don't know, to be honest, I'm like, I fucking don't know. I never watched one piece. Is one piece good?

[03:23:10] It's like one of the greatest pieces of like

[03:23:15] Animase ever I haven't even finished it bro. It's like it is like 2000 episodes. I think shippuden's like 1200 though, right?

[03:23:28] One piece bro your chance to say one piece. Yeah, that's a job on that pole. She run that pole

[03:23:34] Are you nervous to like meet these girls bro are you like hiding?

[03:23:56] Are you pissing into the mic?

[03:24:00] How's the mic picking up the audio of him pissing?

[03:24:05] Yo, run a poll, Nartor one piece.

[03:24:08] Chad, you got something Nartor?

[03:24:12] Wow, that is fucking amazing, dude.

[03:24:14] I'm not gonna lie.

[03:24:15] Jixi, you know you're on those peas

[03:24:17] and they just don't fucking stop

[03:24:18] and you're just pissing for like three minutes

[03:24:19] and it just won't stop

[03:24:20] and it's taking the same fucking sheen

[03:24:21] the entire fucking time?

[03:24:23] Yes, well, I pissed a lot

[03:24:24] because I have a small bladder and a small penis.

[03:24:26] Somebody said Joe Bart's doing cases.

[03:24:28] I really hope that isn't true.

[03:24:30] Oh my god.

[03:24:33] We lost him.

[03:24:34] Hey, hey, chat, we fucking lost him.

[03:24:37] We fucking lost him.

[03:24:38] We lost him.

[03:24:39] Okay.

[03:24:40] Tell Joe I said.

[03:24:42] All right.

[03:24:43] Good luck, bro.

[03:24:44] Hey, we lost him.

[03:24:45] I'm not doing that shit no more.

[03:24:47] Seriously.

[03:24:48] Are you ready?

[03:24:51] No, I'm just saying.

[03:24:51] I'm on Discord looking at your app.

[03:24:54] Okay.

[03:24:54] Are you fucking ready?

[03:24:58] I mean, does a bear shit in the woods?

[03:25:00] bro look my confidence is through the roof right now bro I'm one year deep

[03:25:05] bro I feel good okay say no more all right I'm gonna add you I'm gonna add you

[03:25:09] into the call I will slow down a little bit like okay okay don't just throw me

[03:25:15] into the fucking ocean like what about what do I expect when I'm in there am

[03:25:19] I gonna instantly have a boner I don't think your cock is going to go down

[03:25:26] for the entire segment.

[03:25:30] Let's do it.

[03:25:31] Just give me a...

[03:25:33] I'm gonna throw you in there

[03:25:34] and you're gonna choose what...

[03:25:36] You'll listen, this is what I want you to do.

[03:25:38] The second you're in there, okay?

[03:25:40] Because you're not gonna be able to choose

[03:25:41] which one you want, right?

[03:25:42] It's gonna be like...

[03:25:43] Can I text you?

[03:25:44] You're gonna...

[03:25:45] No, we need to do, we need to do.

[03:25:48] You're gonna look at both of them

[03:25:50] and you're gonna say whoever's name first.

[03:25:53] That is our keyword.

[03:25:57] Okay, you're gonna look at both their names.

[03:25:58] The girls' name I say first is the one that you are going for.

[03:26:04] Jesus Christ.

[03:26:05] All right, let's go.

[03:26:08] I didn't know there was this much to Valorant.

[03:26:09] Like I didn't actually.

[03:26:10] Let me press this button.

[03:26:12] Jixi, there's no going back.

[03:26:13] Are you ready?

[03:26:14] Yeah, I'm ready, let's go.

[03:26:23] What if they just like don't answer?

[03:26:32] I didn't think of that actually.

[03:26:38] Oh, what's up?

[03:26:43] Hi.

[03:26:44] Oh, how did I get here?

[03:26:46] What's going on, ladies?

[03:26:48] How are you?

[03:26:49] How are you?

[03:26:50] I'm good.

[03:26:51] How are you?

[03:26:52] I'll be right back.

[03:26:53] I'm doing good.

[03:26:55] I'm not doing good.

[03:26:57] Chasey, well, what are you going?

[03:27:00] This guy pulled me.

[03:27:04] Chasey, come back.

[03:27:05] Chasey, where are you going?

[03:27:07] What time is?

[03:27:08] Chasey.

[03:27:09] So I'm just like restructuring my room.

[03:27:14] Whoa.

[03:27:16] Wait, is that an award?

[03:27:17] Oh, no, no.

[03:27:19] Oh, I didn't.

[03:27:20] Oh, you saw that?

[03:27:20] Oh my god.

[03:27:21] No, yeah, it's a little awkward.

[03:27:24] Yeah, it just says Gamer of the Year on there.

[03:27:26] Is that a frog?

[03:27:27] Is that for you?

[03:27:28] You're the Gamer of the Year?

[03:27:30] Yep, yeah, it's on me, yeah.

[03:27:32] What?

[03:27:33] It's got to be.

[03:27:34] Yeah, I wanted, I can't like,

[03:27:36] I didn't even remember, I barely talk about it,

[03:27:38] so I kind of forgot about it.

[03:27:39] I'm just like, removing my room around,

[03:27:44] you know what I'm saying?

[03:27:46] Yeah.

[03:27:47] So how's your day going?

[03:27:48] That's something embarrassing,

[03:27:49] I saw that I'm so sorry.

[03:27:50] No, no, you're good.

[03:27:50] So vulnerable for you. I'm so sorry.

[03:27:52] No, it's fine. How's your day going, Jesse?

[03:27:58] It's pretty good. It's pretty good, except...

[03:28:02] Muda told me this was going to be an hour before,

[03:28:04] so I've had to sit here for an hour waiting,

[03:28:06] watching you guys talk to other girls.

[03:28:08] Yeah, me too. What was that about?

[03:28:12] I blame Muda, though. Honestly, like...

[03:28:14] You can put the blame on me or you can put the blame on me.

[03:28:16] It's Muda's fault. Muda is the worst.

[03:28:18] She is the bad influence here.

[03:28:20] You can put the blame on me, girls.

[03:28:22] You can put the blame on me as long as you don't put the blame on my boy, Jinxie, Jinxie.

[03:28:27] You haven't even heard what we were doing.

[03:28:29] He told me we were playing like Pokemon Go today.

[03:28:31] I had no idea he was playing like that.

[03:28:33] Jinxie, you're a good friend, and you've done nothing wrong.

[03:28:36] You've never done anything wrong in your life.

[03:28:38] You're the greatest gamer.

[03:28:39] You have an award.

[03:28:40] Muda, show your awards.

[03:28:43] Actually, no, I have one.

[03:28:44] I have one.

[03:28:44] I swear I got to have one.

[03:28:51] Taking a while to get it. I don't know

[03:29:03] Um, I don't know it doesn't compare. Wow you stream on twitch. That's crazy

[03:29:12] Um, yeah, so like you guys believe Valorant or like it's my first day out here. I don't know

[03:29:17] Is your first day playing ballerina second day second day I played yesterday. I actually hit an ace

[03:29:24] Oh

[03:29:28] No, we know enough

[03:29:34] Yeah, basically, I don't even know if you mood of said like he's talking to like hundred girls right now or something

[03:29:47] He makes me sick truly, but it's okay. I have his cam covered. Yeah. Yeah, me too. Honestly

[03:29:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah, and like we're like he's doing e-pow and he had like 50 texts with random girls

[03:30:01] It was kind of a mad like it was sort of a mess

[03:30:06] I know it's like some people like text their mom to check up. He's texting his e-pals. They're like, it's crazy

[03:30:11] Yeah, come on dude, and like we were like trying to like find a girl to talk to every time we clicked

[03:30:16] He already had a conversation with them. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, anyway enough about me guys

[03:30:21] And I'm not so bad it sounds like everyone like a three for some reason, but uh, anyway

[03:30:25] This is my best friend Jixie. He's gamer of the year 2023. He's done it. Yeah, he's he he

[03:30:31] I don't even know where to stop with this guy to be honest on again big dick

[03:30:36] No

[03:30:40] Hey, come on. He's also he's six feet six foot three and on top five time to half. No, he's six foot three and on top of all of that

[03:30:52] Ham and his dad have matching porches

[03:30:55] That's beautiful. What color is it top gray and then mine just like Matt black

[03:31:00] That's my favorite color. Yeah, me too.

[03:31:04] I just completely made that up about the

[03:31:07] portion. I'm back. I don't have a car.

[03:31:11] Oh, mood. I heard mooters. I'll drive you cars.

[03:31:17] Really? Yeah.

[03:31:18] I'm going to give somebody a car tonight.

[03:31:22] Can I get a Mustang, please?

[03:31:24] Yeah. No, no, no.

[03:31:30] Or do you or or no, no, no, no.

[03:31:32] No, no, no, no. I haven't like that.

[03:31:34] Actually, Jixi is right.

[03:31:35] I wasn't going to say it right away,

[03:31:37] but yes, I am giving away a car.

[03:31:39] And you know what?

[03:31:41] We can give you a Mustang.

[03:31:42] We can give you a Mustang.

[03:31:43] Actually, I swear.

[03:31:45] I swear.

[03:31:47] No.

[03:31:48] Oh.

[03:31:51] You're lying to your date, bro. I mean, come on, dude. Guys, I would never lie to either of you guys.

[03:31:59] I don't know what the fuck time of bullshit is that.

[03:32:01] Muda, if you're going to make a promise, can you follow through with it? Seriously.

[03:32:04] Muda, you could probably afford it if you just cut down on the e-pals.

[03:32:10] I was literally going to say that, but I wasn't going to like...

[03:32:14] Maybe stream a little more, too?

[03:32:16] No, you can make fun of him. It's time he loves it.

[03:32:19] No worries guys. You know what? Anyway, Jixi, I feel like you haven't given me a...

[03:32:32] Given you what?

[03:32:33] Is that beer?

[03:32:35] Can we...

[03:32:37] No, yeah.

[03:32:39] Wait, you like Bud Light? I like Ultra.

[03:32:42] I like mango carts, but I'm kind of out of those right now.

[03:32:52] Okay, I've never had that.

[03:32:54] They're good. 4% light, really sneak stuff on you, tastes like mango.

[03:32:58] Do you like any like shots?

[03:33:00] Yes, yeah. I do like, you know, green tea shots. Yeah, do you ever done those?

[03:33:06] Yeah, yeah. Wait, do you like tequila or vodka?

[03:33:11] to keep up with pineapple maybe vodka with Gatorade call those athletes.

[03:33:17] Yeah, those are pretty good when you need your electrolytes.

[03:33:20] Yeah, you need your electrolytes.

[03:33:22] It's really good.

[03:33:23] Mood.

[03:33:23] Are you gonna leave the call if you want?

[03:33:26] No, I'm kidding.

[03:33:26] I'm kidding.

[03:33:27] I'm kidding.

[03:33:30] I didn't guys, uh, you know, I'm trying not to be, uh, you know,

[03:33:34] third railing here.

[03:33:35] You know, I think you guys have a lot in common.

[03:33:37] Shall we maybe ask each other, yeah, what did you do today, Gia?

[03:33:43] What did I do today?

[03:33:45] I woke up really early, I did my makeup, and I was going to stream the new act today,

[03:33:51] which I did, and here I am.

[03:33:53] What about you?

[03:33:54] I, you know, got up, I went to pay my mom's car off and her house off,

[03:34:01] and then-

[03:34:03] You're lying.

[03:34:04] What are you talking about?

[03:34:05] That's coincidental timing, you know, but crazy.

[03:34:08] And also, why haven't you painted off before?

[03:34:11] Why today?

[03:34:12] Well, well, well, no.

[03:34:15] With an animal, a little bit.

[03:34:17] Well, no, I literally just wanted to paint.

[03:34:20] I just thought...

[03:34:27] So, Jacey, what'd you do today?

[03:34:29] I was...

[03:34:30] Whoa!

[03:34:31] What is that?

[03:34:32] Is it my turn ever?

[03:34:34] Is it my turn ever?

[03:34:36] Jixi, Jixi, I was supposed to gasp up.

[03:34:39] I feel like I'm in a cock chair.

[03:34:41] What is this?

[03:34:43] I feel like I'm a cock.

[03:34:44] Can I talk?

[03:34:46] Yes, continue, Moodler.

[03:34:47] What else did you do today?

[03:34:51] I went, made my breakfast.

[03:34:52] I went live today.

[03:34:54] I played some Valorant.

[03:34:55] I made some eggs.

[03:34:56] I went and handed out flowers to today's independence day.

[03:35:02] so I handed flowers to all the women today for Independence Day.

[03:35:05] And now I'm here with two beautiful ladies.

[03:35:10] Two beautiful ladies.

[03:35:13] Two beautiful ladies.

[03:35:14] Okay, which one of them is the most beautiful?

[03:35:15] Two beautiful ladies.

[03:35:16] Oh my God, oh my God.

[03:35:17] Two beautiful ladies.

[03:35:18] Two beautiful ladies.

[03:35:20] And I'm here with my best friend

[03:35:21] and we're gonna play Valorant today,

[03:35:22] but before we play Valorant,

[03:35:23] I just wanted to get to know each other.

[03:35:24] So Jess, you tell us what you did today.

[03:35:29] I woke up I said good morning to my puppy because she sits outside of my door every morning. It's really cute

[03:35:35] Um, I went and I got a coffee. I got home. I drink my coffee

[03:35:40] Are you cappuccino latte macchiato? I only like cappuccinos in uh, europe in europe. They're so good

[03:35:48] I feel like the coffee in tea is better in europe. Yeah

[03:35:52] Yeah, but I just get a nice coffee usually wait. Where have you been in europe? Uh, england uh, london

[03:35:57] I

[03:35:59] I'm Berlin I got rake one Berlin

[03:36:04] Mother's like mother's people talking to it show a little bit of respect so I continue what we see yeah

[03:36:11] She said something about Amsterdam. I heard something about Amsterdam in there

[03:36:14] Yeah, I've only been to Amsterdam. I went last year for twitchcon EU

[03:36:18] And I was died like four different times. Seriously. It was really scary people were getting

[03:36:22] I think his camera fell. Ignore him right now. He's like he's pretty high cortisol individual me personally. I never get mad. I never get upset. Always keep my cortisol on check.

[03:36:38] I can feel that you're you're so low cortisol that it's kind of calming me down. Yeah, I'm very calming

[03:36:46] It's definitely easing my anxiety. Yeah, I'm a very calming spirit like Muda, you know, it's I've never even raised my voice ever

[03:36:54] I don't know if I've ever yelled ever. It's probably been years

[03:36:57] But yeah today like since we're saying I um, I like to go to the local animal shelter on

[03:37:03] Oh, he broke his, I'm sorry, he broke his mother.

[03:37:10] Yo, he's probably got a lot of money.

[03:37:18] Already? It's been like 10 minutes.

[03:37:21] God.

[03:37:22] I really thought he could make it, but I guess not.

[03:37:24] It's a hard day for him.

[03:37:26] Yeah, no.

[03:37:27] Two girls at both don't want to talk to him.

[03:37:28] Yeah, yeah.

[03:37:29] Yeah, like for me, like Wednesdays, I normally just, you know, I like to spend time at the animal shelter just help any, you know, any puppies out any cats out and today.

[03:37:38] Yeah, I have great questions. So I have doberman. I had I had an old Papillon. She or he, he passed away recipes had Australian shepherd passed away.

[03:37:50] You know, love dogs, beautiful creatures. It just really sucks to see him get old.

[03:37:53] Wait, do you like cats?

[03:37:54] Love dogs.

[03:37:55] I have a lot of cats. We have like a Siamese cat. We had an orange cat. We had a grey cat named Smokey. Big animal guy. Love cat.

[03:38:05] I have a black cat named Jane.

[03:38:08] Wait, what's his name?

[03:38:09] Jinx.

[03:38:10] Your cat's name is Jinx. Does he have green eyes?

[03:38:14] Yes.

[03:38:15] Wow. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.

[03:38:18] Guys, guys, guys. I have a cat.

[03:38:23] No way, where is it?

[03:38:26] It's upstairs, but I also have a cat.

[03:38:28] Oh, did I see him?

[03:38:29] No, get it.

[03:38:29] I'm not going to wake him up.

[03:38:31] I'm not going to wake him up.

[03:38:32] Wait, you know what?

[03:38:33] But you know, but you know, I wanted to tell you guys

[03:38:37] that he has three legs, and I adopted a disabled cat

[03:38:41] just because of the goodness of my heart.

[03:38:45] I feel like it's not fair to disable the animals

[03:38:50] that no one picks them.

[03:38:51] So I adopted a disabled cat and he's upstairs.

[03:38:55] So like, can you show him?

[03:38:56] He's in the wild.

[03:38:58] Can he run?

[03:39:02] Or does he sort of waddle?

[03:39:06] He waddles.

[03:39:08] He just waddles.

[03:39:12] Anyway, yeah, anyway.

[03:39:18] Yeah, so I mean, why does it get so quiet

[03:39:20] when I start to talk, there's so many questions

[03:39:24] and there's so much to talk about,

[03:39:26] but when it's time for me to talk, it goes silence.

[03:39:28] There is silence.

[03:39:29] We're trying to listen, can you speak?

[03:39:32] I don't know, it might just be because you're lying.

[03:39:35] Moody, you're sorry about that.

[03:39:36] You're doing circles, though, I don't know what to do.

[03:39:38] Gia, tell us about your room.

[03:39:39] Gia, tell us about your room.

[03:39:41] About my room.

[03:39:43] Huh?

[03:39:45] I've got a question, is that...

[03:39:46] What do you guys look for?

[03:39:47] All right.

[03:39:48] What do you guys look for in a man?

[03:39:49] know, that's even worse. I'm like, what do you look for in a room? Yeah. I look for an

[03:39:57] award. Yeah, my me too. I don't know. I was, I don't know. Yeah, I was, I was just, yeah,

[03:40:06] I have like, I think like 20 or 30 or something like that. 40. I don't even know actually

[03:40:12] something. Can we all even fit in one room? No. So I actually, here, let me, I'll show

[03:40:18] you by room one second. I'll be back. So, do you guys know about my room while he gets

[03:40:26] ready?

[03:40:27] No, that's fine. That's fine.

[03:40:28] There's like three in the air, like four of these. Wait, let me go.

[03:40:30] Oh, my.

[03:40:31] Let me go.

[03:40:32] So many.

[03:40:33] All right, one second.

[03:40:34] Are they?

[03:40:35] I thought it was one.

[03:40:36] Let's unzoom it a little bit.

[03:40:37] So, yeah, they're just like, you know, there's these two right here. This one's

[03:40:41] gamer.

[03:40:42] No, this one's best FPS streamer 2024 best breakthrough streamer 2023. One second.

[03:40:47] I saw him see but it really quick.

[03:40:50] What does he win every year?

[03:40:51] What's going on?

[03:40:52] He doesn't get any.

[03:40:53] Why don't you have that?

[03:40:54] Well, I have one.

[03:40:55] And you guys said it was.

[03:40:57] But just that one.

[03:40:58] It was like, no, I don't.

[03:41:00] This is just like a million subscribers on YouTube.

[03:41:05] I have this one.

[03:41:07] I have this one.

[03:41:08] There's another one here for my like the this

[03:41:10] is my other channel.

[03:41:13] And then there's this Jinxie MVP,

[03:41:16] Commodation 2025, Rainbow Six Siege Award.

[03:41:19] And then there's this one,

[03:41:21] Esports Awards Best Esports Content Creator of the Year,

[03:41:26] 2025.

[03:41:27] And my personal favorite is just this one,

[03:41:30] 2023 Gamer of the Year.

[03:41:32] I'm gonna have this in my tune probably.

[03:41:34] But yeah, you know, there's other ones in my other room,

[03:41:37] but I like, it's not, it's one more,

[03:41:40] I'll be right back, just give me a second.

[03:41:43] Do you guys want to know what's in my room while he takes his time?

[03:41:46] I feel like I've seen enough of your room already.

[03:41:48] It's OK.

[03:41:50] I can see it all right in the middle of the pack.

[03:41:52] I'm going to show it.

[03:41:53] Show.

[03:41:54] What do you want to show?

[03:41:55] It's OK.

[03:41:56] No?

[03:41:57] I'll just go on.

[03:41:58] Oh, OK.

[03:41:59] It's OK.

[03:42:00] Sorry about that.

[03:42:02] So, Dixie, while you're at, you know, while you're showing everything, do you want to maybe take off your pants and just show us your cock while you're at it?

[03:42:12] have to do that he has awards. Muda, you good on back, Muda? Sorry? You good on back? Everything

[03:42:21] okay? Yeah, everything's okay. I was just telling them this is my award, Jixi. How do you think about

[03:42:25] my award, Jixi? Is that 3D printed? Wait, let me see. This is from Twitch. It's my award.

[03:42:31] It's the Twitch participation trophy. It's the five million hours watched. Oh,

[03:42:36] Oh, shit, there you go, Muda.

[03:42:38] Thank you.

[03:42:40] See, like, let me talk about Muda for a minute.

[03:42:42] I mean, he's the highest rank in Valorant.

[03:42:45] We actually, he carried us in a CSGO tournament

[03:42:49] and then he sort of lagged on the second game and we lost.

[03:42:52] But no, Muda is like,

[03:42:54] Muda is one of the best gamers in Valorant history.

[03:42:56] He hit top one.

[03:42:58] Some people said he win traded, but he didn't.

[03:43:00] He didn't win trade.

[03:43:02] I checked Reddit forums.

[03:43:03] Thank you.

[03:43:04] Muda's legit, Muda's legit.

[03:43:05] He's like this guy's the real fucking deal seriously. Thank you. I've also heard he's like really takes care of animals takes care of his mom

[03:43:12] Mood is a great guy. Thank you. Thank you. Jixie. Thank you. Wow

[03:43:17] Jixie, thank you, you know, it was I felt for a second. I was getting attached in this call

[03:43:21] You know what W? Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, Mood is I mean you're in good hands with me

[03:43:28] Oh, actually so can I know?

[03:43:30] Who is the one in my hands?

[03:43:35] I feel like both of you guys are trying to go to someone's hands, but anyway, it's all

[03:43:48] good, you know what I'm saying?

[03:43:50] So do y'all want to hop into a ballerina?

[03:43:52] Yeah, let's play some games, guys.

[03:43:54] Let's play some games.

[03:43:55] Let me just move these back really quick one moment.

[03:44:00] We're going to play games with the gamer of the year.

[03:44:03] Can you believe that?

[03:44:04] Oh my God.

[03:44:05] Well, also, it also mootos here, so that's kind of a downside, but it's okay

[03:44:18] It's okay

[03:44:21] It's okay

[03:44:27] By the way, if I play bad my monitor is broken. I just want you guys know I did throw a chair out at Jixie

[03:44:32] By the way, can you just please take a look at this, Jixi?

[03:44:34] Yeah, so how are you going to play with this monitor, though?

[03:44:37] I don't have to steal my K-mon.

[03:44:38] I feel like it's confusing with it.

[03:44:40] You know, with your coaching skills,

[03:44:42] I think we should still be able to play good.

[03:44:44] All right, we good to go, guys?

[03:44:45] That didn't make any sense.

[03:44:46] Yeah, I think we're good to go.

[03:44:47] I know what we're doing.

[03:44:48] Can we turn the cam off?

[03:44:49] Yeah, yeah, turn the cam off.

[03:44:50] Where'd it go?

[03:44:51] All right.

[03:44:54] Jixi, can you just please check a party code in our DMs?

[03:44:59] Can you please just check that out?

[03:45:01] Yeah, of course, bro.

[03:45:08] Let me check it out right now and move it up.

[03:45:31] I'm level 5, I'm level 5, that's the highest rank, no I don't think it is, I'm level 5,

[03:46:01] No, I'm low five.

[03:46:02] You're the best.

[03:46:03] What do you know so far?

[03:46:04] Who do you mean?

[03:46:05] Who do you play?

[03:46:06] Oh, I play Phoenix.

[03:46:07] I like just flashing and just swinging the corner.

[03:46:08] You know what I'm saying?

[03:46:09] Okay.

[03:46:10] Are you aggressive when you play ball?

[03:46:11] Yeah, no, pretty aggressive.

[03:46:12] Pretty aggressive.

[03:46:13] I like to just sort of get in there and make shit happen.

[03:46:14] You know what I mean?

[03:46:15] What about you guys?

[03:46:16] What about you guys?

[03:46:17] I haven't played in a year, but I used to be a mortal.

[03:46:18] I was my best friend.

[03:46:19] I was also a mortal, but now I'm ascended.

[03:46:20] You know what I'm saying?

[03:46:21] I'm just a mortal.

[03:46:22] You know what I'm saying?

[03:46:23] You know what I'm saying?

[03:46:24] You know what I'm saying?

[03:46:25] year but I used to be a mortal I was my strength I was also a mortal but now I'm

[03:46:30] ascendant one isn't a mortal the second highest rank yeah yeah yeah she's

[03:46:38] actually wait yeah we did a coaching segment remember okay yes I'm very very

[03:46:43] washed and I'm gonna generate a code and I'm gonna send it to you guys okay

[03:46:49] You see you know how to be a kill right? Yeah, yeah, no problem. So basically what I mean from you

[03:46:54] What I'm gathering here is I'm the only person in the squad that's fucking blue this home again

[03:47:02] I don't have any words. That's okay. Yeah, thank you

[03:47:07] Mooda

[03:47:08] Send me the code. Oh, I set the code, but I'm gonna reset it because I just leave the fuck out of it

[03:47:13] So

[03:47:15] So should I just be like, should I just be like your guys is like pocket sage or something?

[03:47:20] Like, no play Phoenix.

[03:47:22] Okay.

[03:47:23] All right.

[03:47:24] Play Phoenix.

[03:47:25] I want you on jet.

[03:47:26] Actually, he wants to play Phoenix.

[03:47:28] Oh, jet.

[03:47:29] Why are you trying to stop him?

[03:47:31] No, because you should see how you don't want him to try on you.

[03:47:33] No, no, no.

[03:47:34] I am.

[03:47:35] Long chat.

[03:47:36] I am pretty good on jet.

[03:47:37] I said to you guys the code, it's the, especially the end.

[03:47:42] Okay.

[03:47:43] request? Yeah, I can invite you here. So, Mura, are you still going on that date later

[03:47:53] with that girl? What was her name like, Jess? What the fuck? First of all, no, I don't even

[03:48:04] know what the fuck you're talking about. Second of all, what the fuck? You told me that, like,

[03:48:13] literally right before you got on stream. I said that on I said that there was a girl

[03:48:17] that I that I'm single. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Oh, wait, we're in here. We're

[03:48:23] in here. Okay. We're in here. We're in here. Who's Dexter Morgan? That's me. That's

[03:48:30] Like extra that's kind of ball knowledge. Yeah. Yeah, Dexter is pretty Pete show you like it. Yeah. Yeah, I mean like

[03:48:38] I'm more of like I would say for me breaking bad guy, you know what I'm saying me, too

[03:48:42] I love you like breaking bad more than Dexter. I I

[03:48:46] Don't know I they're very close like in yeah, that's a very good show. I'm not gonna lie. I see

[03:48:54] Shut the fuck

[03:48:56] They're both really, really good, so I don't know how to...

[03:49:01] No, yeah, like, I mean, what's your favorite season of Breaking Bad?

[03:49:05] You know what I'm saying?

[03:49:07] I can't even rank a favorite season. They were all fucking good.

[03:49:11] What about you?

[03:49:13] I don't want to spoil it, like, I don't know.

[03:49:16] You know the season...

[03:49:17] Spoil it?

[03:49:18] Like, I don't know...

[03:49:19] Oh, for everyone.

[03:49:20] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:49:21] the season where like um how do i say about spoiling it you know the season

[03:49:27] where hector is like tapping and like he does yeah i don't want to say like who he blows up

[03:49:34] but what he does that yeah yeah oh yes i was literally taking the exact scene that scene is so good

[03:49:40] yeah you guys watch any you guys watch any enemies or no yes i actually i do i do i do i

[03:49:47] I watched Naruto Attack on Titan, I've watched Death Note, I've watched the Thorfinn one,

[03:49:59] what's the one?

[03:50:00] The Thorfinn?

[03:50:01] Vim and Saga?

[03:50:02] I've watched Jutsu Kaisen.

[03:50:03] Does everyone want to say anything?

[03:50:04] What about Death Note?

[03:50:05] Does anyone want to say anything?

[03:50:06] It's act-o-ing in here!

[03:50:07] It's act-o-ing!

[03:50:08] I can hear my own act-o-ing!

[03:50:09] It's act-o-ing!

[03:50:10] It's act-o-ing!

[03:50:11] It's act-o-ing!

[03:50:12] It's act-o-ing!

[03:50:13] It's act-o-ing!

[03:50:14] It's act-o-ing!

[03:50:15] I can hear my own echo!

[03:50:17] Why don't you shut the fuck up?

[03:50:20] Who's your, Mura?

[03:50:21] Who's your favorite character in Attack on Titan?

[03:50:26] I would have to say Aaron.

[03:50:27] I don't know why, I just, you know, I like, I like...

[03:50:30] Kind of disagree.

[03:50:30] I'm more of a Levi Ackerman guy, meek as a...

[03:50:33] Oh, yeah.

[03:50:35] Okay, I like that.

[03:50:35] I like that, I like that.

[03:50:37] I like that one actually.

[03:50:38] Which would be cool.

[03:50:41] Mura, I'm gonna ask you to keep your quarters

[03:50:42] out of the check, bro.

[03:50:43] We're gonna continue with this, bro.

[03:50:44] Seriously.

[03:50:45] Uh, does anyone like Death Note?

[03:50:47] Uh, I said-

[03:50:48] I JUST SAID THAT!

[03:50:50] Yeah, yeah.

[03:50:51] I JUST SAID THAT!

[03:50:53] Mudo, one second, Gia's talking.

[03:50:55] Yeah, Gia, honestly, Death Note is like my favorite anime of all time.

[03:50:59] I tell everybody, if you've never watched anime, just watch Death Note after the, like, the second episode, you'll be hooked.

[03:51:04] That's the only anime I can, like, stand watching in dub.

[03:51:08] Yeah, no, 100%.

[03:51:09] I only watched anime in sub, but, like, I watched it once in dub.

[03:51:13] No, the voice acting's good in that show, that they-

[03:51:15] Did you see my posters when we were on the camera?

[03:51:19] Yeah, yeah, I saw your posters.

[03:51:21] Yeah, I love that. I cosplayed Nisha twice.

[03:51:24] Yeah, didn't I just ask you to tell us about your reign?

[03:51:28] Yeah, you said you cosplayed Nisha twice?

[03:51:31] I did, yes.

[03:51:34] I have to do it up.

[03:51:38] I don't know his award fell, and it was really big too.

[03:51:47] What happened?

[03:51:48] I didn't realize that I had a super cool one.

[03:51:53] I do have to do an updated one though, so I'm planning to do that soon.

[03:52:01] All the stuff's in my cart to get all the stuff, so it's going to be my third time

[03:52:05] doing it.

[03:52:06] But you like Nisa?

[03:52:08] Yeah, no, Nisa's like great character.

[03:52:11] My favorite character is probably just Light,

[03:52:13] you know what I'm saying?

[03:52:14] Love L.

[03:52:15] I kind of like Nier.

[03:52:16] I don't know, a lot of people say like.

[03:52:18] I do too.

[03:52:19] A lot of people say when Nier got involved,

[03:52:21] the show got worse.

[03:52:21] But I love Nier.

[03:52:22] I don't know, I love him.

[03:52:23] No, I think he added a really good,

[03:52:25] like big twist to it.

[03:52:27] Like it added a lot to it.

[03:52:28] I don't know.

[03:52:29] I don't agree with that.

[03:52:30] It kind of added depth and personality to the show, yeah?

[03:52:32] I don't know, but I think like just there.

[03:52:34] Muda, you can't just butt in to like conversations.

[03:52:37] Muda, like when two people are talking,

[03:52:38] it's about sort of respect and boundaries, Muda.

[03:52:41] Like everyone here is talking,

[03:52:44] but Muda, you don't cut people off

[03:52:45] and you don't just like, come on, Muda.

[03:52:48] Yeah, where's the manners, Muda?

[03:52:51] I apologize.

[03:52:52] I've been waiting my turn.

[03:52:54] Apologize.

[03:52:55] No, Jixi, Jixi, I apologize.

[03:52:57] And you know what, Jixi?

[03:53:00] You can have the floor from here, buddy.

[03:53:02] No, hey, no, no, no, Muda, come on.

[03:53:03] I'm sorry.

[03:53:05] Oh, did you see you?

[03:53:07] I didn't have the floor from here, better.

[03:53:09] No, I didn't have the floor from here, better.

[03:53:11] No, I didn't have the floor from here, better.

[03:53:13] No, I didn't have the floor from here, better.

[03:53:15] Wait guys, do you guys want to play some battle?

[03:53:17] What's going on?

[03:53:19] I'm ready, I'm waiting.

[03:53:21] Who just took me?

[03:53:23] He's just gapping on about something I don't even know.

[03:53:25] Jesse, what about you Jesse?

[03:53:27] You watch any animes?

[03:53:29] I do.

[03:53:31] watched one in a while but I used to watch a lot have you guys my favorite is

[03:53:36] Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe's bizarre adventure oh I actually started that

[03:53:42] show but I never finished I watched the first two okay okay Jixie Jixie Jixie

[03:53:49] well well I don't remember like I remember the first episode some guy

[03:53:53] like punches somebody and then like it's all a blur after that some guy

[03:53:58] Oh really and Jess does that really happen in the show since you've watched the first episode

[03:54:04] Someone does get punched. He is getting bullied

[03:54:17] So like real quick before we cue can I like go use the bathroom? Yeah, of course

[03:54:22] Yeah

[03:54:25] Of course

[03:54:28] Oh you guys are both going okay me and Muda can just talk. Yeah me and Muda. Yeah. Yeah, please please just give us some space

[03:54:34] Just give us well. Oh, okay. Well, maybe right

[03:54:38] Jinxed you what the fuck?

[03:54:41] What is that?

[03:54:42] Well, I sat there

[03:54:44] Well, I sat there with him and the first game helping you doing the best I can

[03:54:48] Gamer of the year bring your entire cock in my mouth. What the fuck are you doing? I feel like I'm watching my girl get

[03:54:58] What is this I feel like a part of the bad life is extreme anymore

[03:55:03] All right, bro. First off. I'm gonna need you to like take it back a couple of ounces mood up. Here's what happened, bro

[03:55:10] I'm sorry. Look from now on. I'm just it's gonna be Dwayne Wade and LeBron Brown on the Miami Heat

[03:55:16] I'm just gonna be Dwayne Wade. I'm gonna be throwing you fucking no look fucking locked. Bro. I'm not

[03:55:22] Moodach promise bro. I'm gonna be the best wingman you've ever had in your life fucking Kobe and Shaq pita butter and jelly

[03:55:28] Dwayne Wade and LeBron. I'm just gonna throw you gobs the whole time, bro. You like Gia, right Gia?

[03:55:33] Yes, I love oh Gia is amazing. Well, I mean she

[03:55:37] Can't even get to know her I asked about her background. She said she she said fuck that

[03:55:42] And boom everything's up towards you. They love you

[03:55:51] Calm down you said you like Gia right Gia's your girl. Yes. Yeah, it's not like what I'm gonna do is I'm only gonna assist you with Gia

[03:55:58] I expect you to assist me with Jesse. I'm not ever gonna like what's it called? I'm only gonna assist you

[03:56:04] I'm only gonna help you

[03:56:06] Okay

[03:56:07] I'm serious. I feel like I'm in the negative points right now. Like I need help. I need help. I need

[03:56:14] Yeah, bro, right now this is a disaster, bro. I'm gonna be honest. Yeah. Yeah, because of you

[03:56:22] All right, don't pin match that on me bro

[03:56:24] Look, I'm gonna be honest. Yeah has just been asking me questions, bro

[03:56:27] I can't control that look if she asked me a question, bro, what the fuck do you want me to do ignore her?

[03:56:32] Bro, come on, it's about manners, bro.

[03:56:35] Your date is asking me questions.

[03:56:38] What do you want me to do?

[03:56:42] 99% of the questions came out of your mouth.

[03:56:45] What do you mean?

[03:56:46] Okay, you told me the issue, but you said never.

[03:56:50] I tried to fit myself into a conversation.

[03:56:52] You said, hey, we're going-

[03:56:54] Let me help you, don't fit in, it's okay.

[03:56:57] You'll never fit in.

[03:56:59] But that's okay, stand out, King.

[03:57:02] I'm back and far away.

[03:57:04] Oh, welcome back, guys, welcome back.

[03:57:05] Me and Muda were just having a good conversation.

[03:57:08] That's good, I'm glad.

[03:57:09] You guys ready to play?

[03:57:11] I'm ready.

[03:57:14] Muda, everything okay over there?

[03:57:16] Yes, I'm gonna go ahead and talk about it.

[03:57:17] I'm gonna go ahead and set the game,

[03:57:18] but would you ladies like to play Swift Play

[03:57:21] or would you ladies like to play Unrated?

[03:57:23] Or Jixi, what would you like to play?

[03:57:24] An Unrated game or a Swift Play?

[03:57:26] Oh, it's up to you guys.

[03:57:27] It's up to Jesse and Gia.

[03:57:29] I'm new to, you know, battle.

[03:57:30] It's my second day.

[03:57:32] I'm gonna stop you there. Jess and Gia, would you guys like to play on Rated?

[03:57:36] Is Swift Blade where they give us random guns?

[03:57:40] No, that's Spike Rush.

[03:57:42] I don't mind.

[03:57:43] Swift Blade is a shorter on Rated.

[03:57:45] You know what, let's start with Swift Blade and see how we're feeling.

[03:57:48] Yeah, great.

[03:57:49] Little appetizer?

[03:57:50] I was literally-

[03:57:51] You know what?

[03:57:52] You know what?

[03:57:53] You know what?

[03:57:54] That's literally what I was gonna say.

[03:57:56] Good, good.

[03:57:57] Nuda, shut. Get out of this, please.

[03:57:59] You're not part of this.

[03:58:01] Just smart the game a little, bro.

[03:58:09] It's okay, just breathe in and out, Muta. You got it.

[03:58:13] You know? Zed mode?

[03:58:14] Alright.

[03:58:18] You ladies alright?

[03:58:20] Max time!

[03:58:21] Wait, my chat keeps telling me to ask you about CSGO cases. What did you do?

[03:58:27] What happened to you?

[03:58:28] So just like I'm not a big rule guy, but like my only rule is like we don't mention CS go cases

[03:58:36] Okay, and now I know that that's my only no no you're good. You're good. It's just it's a really fucking sensitive subject right now

[03:58:42] Just take it and I'm not like I'm kind of literally on this game to forget about CS. Okay, so I see if only Valoran had cases

[03:58:50] No, it's okay. It's all good. You know Valoran has you you guys man. You guys are great. You guys are awesome

[03:58:55] When I play CSGO, somebody just screams at me and then I just get blues in my cases, you know what I mean?

[03:59:02] Have you ever played Dead by Daylight?

[03:59:04] No, I've never played that game.

[03:59:06] Really? Would you be interested in playing?

[03:59:08] No, yeah, no, I'd love to play Dead by Daylight.

[03:59:11] Don't you, like, someone's like Freddy or something and you chase them around?

[03:59:14] Yeah, it's like Killer vs. Survivor.

[03:59:17] Wait, sorry.

[03:59:20] Wait, that's so funny.

[03:59:22] are you there muda?

[03:59:27] sorry muda

[03:59:29] hey omen i was scared

[03:59:30] are you ok?

[03:59:31] he's pretty cute

[03:59:32] i was gonna say focus

[03:59:35] um hello

[03:59:40] um wait hold on chiya one second

[03:59:43] chiya

[03:59:44] wait where are you at chiya?

[03:59:45] i'm right here behind you

[03:59:47] oh wait sorry one second one second

[03:59:49] chat how do i give her the rose

[03:59:50] I want to steal a lot of movies that day chat

[03:59:54] How do I do it? What is it?

[03:59:57] Just you want to trade skins with me? No, no, I don't want your stupid skin. Uh wait um your greasy hands are all over you

[04:00:04] Yeah, where are you at? Yeah, right here. I'm right here. Oh

[04:00:09] I didn't put my non yet. That's so cute. Is that for me? Yeah, well, yeah, you know for you

[04:00:15] Yeah, I'll put mine on next year. I'm gonna be mine

[04:00:26] Why don't I do this day?

[04:00:45] I'm doing amazing honestly I didn't think you'd ask I'm doing very good you know I uh today

[04:01:11] It has been an amazing day.

[04:01:12] You drink water today?

[04:01:13] Oh my god, did you eat?

[04:01:15] Of course, today was an amazing day.

[04:01:17] Thank you so much for asking.

[04:01:19] I'll give you some advice.

[04:01:20] Which one?

[04:01:21] Maybe switch skins with me?

[04:01:24] Um, maybe.

[04:01:26] I'll think about it.

[04:01:28] Ah, okay.

[04:01:29] No worries.

[04:01:30] Watch your eyes!

[04:01:31] No worries at all.

[04:01:33] Hey!

[04:01:35] Um, wait, what skin do you have?

[04:01:36] Oh, you.

[04:01:37] Uh, I have a skin.

[04:01:39] Oh my god, they're pretty slow.

[04:01:51] Nice, guys.

[04:02:01] Did I get a heal stage?

[04:02:02] Okay, it's Gamer!

[04:02:04] Did I get a heal?

[04:02:05] Did I get a heal? Oh my god, Jixi!

[04:02:07] Oh, really?

[04:02:08] So now you want to start shooting, Jixi, buddy?

[04:02:10] Come on, let's go!

[04:02:11] Really?

[04:02:13] Yeah, I'm expecting you to lock in.

[04:02:16] Yeah, Jixi, go!

[04:02:18] Go!

[04:02:21] Wait, Jax, can you heal me?

[04:02:22] Okay, you're coming!

[04:02:24] Oh my god, that's gamer, though, seriously.

[04:02:27] That's gamer forever.

[04:02:28] Yeah, no problem at all.

[04:02:31] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:02:32] Smoking to you guys are both safe, you know what I'm saying?

[04:02:34] We did both that, so you didn't really protect us.

[04:02:38] But it's 10 because we won the round so that's okay, in a way, you brought us back, thank you.

[04:02:44] No, Jixi, thank you so much for- Thank you so much, Jixi, thank you, thank you.

[04:02:51] No, thank you, you played that Jocelyn stoppin'.

[04:02:53] Thank you, yeah.

[04:02:55] Exactly, like my-

[04:02:56] Wait, can I have the pen?

[04:02:57] Guys, thank you, thank you guys.

[04:02:58] Oh, yeah, do you want-

[04:02:59] Is that the new one?

[04:03:00] Yeah, you guys wanna-

[04:03:01] I think I'm gonna upgrade mine, yeah, can I try it?

[04:03:04] Yeah, of course.

[04:03:05] No problem at all.

[04:03:07] Yes!

[04:03:09] Wait, I also have a riot benefit.

[04:03:12] I don't know if I can...

[04:03:12] Jess! Jess! Jess! Jess! Come here!

[04:03:14] What?

[04:03:15] I have a skin for you! I have a skin for you!

[04:03:16] I'm going- I'm going the other way! I'm going to go die!

[04:03:19] Is the charge up there?

[04:03:20] I'm running into the enemy.

[04:03:21] You see?

[04:03:22] What do you say?

[04:03:23] Is the riot pity on that gun?

[04:03:26] You're standing still! You're standing still!

[04:03:28] You're standing still!

[04:03:29] I tried to keep fire up in you.

[04:03:33] Oh my god!

[04:03:35] I'm lagging! I'm lagging! I swear I'm lagging!

[04:03:39] No, yeah, I can see you lagging for sure.

[04:03:41] Um, it- okay.

[04:03:42] Muda, do you want to give it a fucking kill?

[04:03:44] Last round!

[04:03:45] I mean, not let's do anything, but Jesus Christ.

[04:03:47] Look at the leaderboard!

[04:03:51] Muda, we kinda need some help over here.

[04:03:57] Guys, you know, you guys are very funny.

[04:04:00] Let's go see you, guys.

[04:04:02] Oh, my god, no!

[04:04:04] Alright, so be calm.

[04:04:06] Uh, but you won't change skins with me now?

[04:04:10] Can I see it?

[04:04:12] Yeah, of course.

[04:04:14] I'll have some lucky ones.

[04:04:16] I'm outta here!

[04:04:18] Alright.

[04:04:20] Gotta go!

[04:04:22] Watch your back!

[04:04:24] Thank you, thank you very much.

[04:04:26] I'm not going now.

[04:04:28] I'm gonna destroy you!

[04:04:30] Oh

[04:04:43] Shit

[04:04:48] What's what is one for you?

[04:04:51] Nice nice

[04:04:57] I'm trying to listen to jinkies

[04:04:59] Go ahead.

[04:05:00] I survived.

[04:05:01] Great aim, Jack.

[04:05:02] It wasn't for you.

[04:05:03] We went about that.

[04:05:04] I survived.

[04:05:05] Thank you so much.

[04:05:06] Honestly, it was kind of a team effort.

[04:05:08] Yeah.

[04:05:09] Muda, were you saying anything or no?

[04:05:15] Go ahead and play in the other guys.

[04:05:23] Hey, can I get some, Jack?

[04:05:26] Can you please flash the angle for me?

[04:05:28] for you that I feel can't even go ghost if I have to flash whatever fine just

[04:05:36] because I want I want to win frequency so yeah first you can definitely flash

[04:05:40] for him yes I won't you're gonna kill one Muda oh yeah

[04:05:55] Wow

[04:06:09] Wait watch this

[04:06:14] Where the fuck geo wow I like this crosshair placements dude like it's a

[04:06:25] Hey, okay, okay gamer to your right you're gonna hold this angle is gonna walk in here crossing the whole three

[04:06:34] He was already doing it and he can't count

[04:06:41] Let's say let's say hey, let me talk to him got close friends. Just take on you got this

[04:06:45] See me with a Seattle's more calm that was oh

[04:06:47] Oh no, he's freaking out more but I don't it's it's because of your star power

[04:06:53] He knows all of your awards, so yeah, I don't know. I I I I don't

[04:06:59] Nice and see great try great try and see

[04:07:06] You're such a gentleman JC. Wow jump into the NTS right away. You're such a gentleman

[04:07:12] That's really gamer of the year

[04:07:17] Let me show you something Jinxie cannot do I am going to show you guys

[04:07:32] What he wishes he can do.

[04:07:34] That's my head so turn around the rest of it.

[04:07:37] Suck it!

[04:07:40] Any enemy 3!

[04:07:42] Take it out!

[04:07:44] Alright!

[04:07:51] What are you aiming at?

[04:07:54] Oh sorry about that, sorry.

[04:07:56] Oh but I'm out of here!

[04:07:59] Too slow!

[04:08:00] Nice throw, you guys!

[04:08:02] I think smoked off by my own

[04:08:16] We're all the same team here

[04:08:32] By the way, I just wanna let you guys know I got four kills that round by the way.

[04:08:36] Oh, thank you.

[04:08:37] Does anyone want to, uh...

[04:08:40] Nice.

[04:08:40] We do see that.

[04:08:41] Yeah, guys, that was huge.

[04:08:41] Yeah, Gia, can I just say, like, if you didn't get that kill, we probably wouldn't have that round.

[04:08:44] Completely.

[04:08:45] WHAAAA!

[04:08:46] That was really like, I was all you with the kill, and then all Jinxy with the defuse.

[04:08:49] That was, that was crazy, you guys.

[04:08:51] You guys are so good.

[04:08:51] Nah, we got it all together.

[04:08:55] All three of us.

[04:08:56] All three of us, yeah.

[04:08:58] And Muro's here too.

[04:08:59] Luna was specating someone probably.

[04:09:02] I don't know, it was kind of like him.

[04:09:05] Alright, somebody push me, I'll keep you guys safe, you know what I'm saying?

[04:09:09] I'll be the entrance cracker.

[04:09:11] Can I get some skin again?

[04:09:13] Yeah, of course.

[04:09:14] I didn't really get to get a kill with it yet.

[04:09:16] Joke's over! You're dead!

[04:09:18] What a gentleman.

[04:09:20] Oh God, she's coming.

[04:09:21] No, I'm just gonna...

[04:09:24] Don't die!

[04:09:26] I got you, I got you!

[04:09:28] Make sure I got killed. Nice work, Dia.

[04:09:30] There's another that's in it.

[04:09:32] Just be careful. He's gonna have another flash.

[04:09:35] Wow, something scared.

[04:09:38] In the spot! You fucking loser!

[04:09:40] Oh my god, I'm supporting the thing!

[04:09:42] No, that's my bad, I'm just going to...

[04:09:44] He's sitting in the spot like a fucking baser, man.

[04:09:47] Work good!

[04:09:49] Shuck it!

[04:09:51] One enemy in America.

[04:09:54] That's a player standing.

[04:09:55] 143, 143.

[04:09:57] All we needed to do there was not fucking die.

[04:10:01] Literally that's what we were doing.

[04:10:02] All we needed to do there was not fucking die.

[04:10:05] I mean god damn it.

[04:10:07] Can I get one more time possibly?

[04:10:11] Yeah, no problem.

[04:10:12] I'm gonna get a kill.

[04:10:13] You want my skin?

[04:10:14] Yeah, let me see.

[04:10:16] Very nice, very nice.

[04:10:18] Thank you.

[04:10:19] Moody, do you want any?

[04:10:21] Moody, do you want to leave?

[04:10:26] This one's for the farm back home.

[04:10:30] Up to you.

[04:10:32] Get out of my way!

[04:10:35] Watch your eyes!

[04:10:37] Oh my god, I'm fighting everyone.

[04:10:40] Oh, are they all there?

[04:10:42] There's a lot. There's like three of them.

[04:10:44] Wait, they opened the, um...

[04:10:46] I don't see why I'm standing here.

[04:10:48] I'm fucking down!

[04:10:50] You can wallbang that!

[04:10:52] That's fucking bullshit!

[04:10:54] You know what, what's happening?

[04:11:03] Oh my god, my KD was 6'7".

[04:11:11] Sorry.

[04:11:12] No, that's okay.

[04:11:13] Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was going to be fine.

[04:11:18] I'm sorry.

[04:11:19] No, I liked it.

[04:11:22] Katie was bad. Well, we did tell him to leave to be fair. So he, he did what we wanted.

[04:11:30] This is good. Come back. Come back. Let's do it on rated. Let's do it on rated. Yeah,

[04:11:35] I think we're ready for on rated guys. I think we're ready for on rated bro. Oh, wait.

[04:11:43] Oh, I think he broke his other monitor. Let me actually check. I hope he broke his

[04:11:48] Mike. Okay. Let me check on his other body here. One second.

[04:11:55] Oh, he's back. He's back. He's back.

[04:11:58] Muda, did you per chance break your monitor?

[04:12:02] Oh, did he actually break the other one?

[04:12:05] Is he good?

[04:12:09] Wait, one second, ladies.

[04:12:10] Something just came up on emergency.

[04:12:13] Joe Park got a fucking gold.

[04:12:15] Say you swear to God.

[04:12:18] $120 90 bucks. It's not $90. It's an ugly knife. I'm not gonna lie

[04:12:35] Oh, okay, see that's the type of knife I would get

[04:12:39] So that's the type of knife I would get that's how I felt good

[04:12:42] That's what I'm gonna. I would get that's how I'm gonna. I would get

[04:12:44] Rest in peace to Joe bro and he's gonna just he's addicted

[04:12:48] Yeah, I'm back. Yeah guys, is my mic on hello?

[04:12:53] Can you guys hear me? Yeah, what's up? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, huh? Go on Jixie. How are you?

[04:12:58] I think we're ready for a match if you're ready. Oh, I'm ready. I think I might fucking cut my hair off and

[04:13:05] Take off my testicles if I play already, but you know what? You know what? I'll get what are we going to lose?

[04:13:10] Maybe getting cut more to be honest. Why not? Fuck it!

[04:13:14] I

[04:13:16] Sorry guys, you're spending

[04:13:18] It's okay. It's okay to let it out

[04:13:20] I'm not listening

[04:13:22] No worries, guys

[04:13:24] Don't worry about it, guys

[04:13:26] Match found

[04:13:28] So once everybody in here is favorite food, everybody gotta

[04:13:30] Oh, it's steak! I love steak!

[04:13:32] I love steak, Jixi, Jixi, Jixi, Jixi

[04:13:34] I love steak, Jixi

[04:13:36] Yes, I'm steak chicken parmesan

[04:13:38] What the fuck? It's my life's muted

[04:13:40] Hello? Is this thing on?

[04:13:42] I'm a big chicken parmesan guy, I love Italian food.

[04:13:51] I'm Italian!

[04:13:52] Wow, okay.

[04:13:53] I'm not Italian food.

[04:13:54] What about you, uh, Gia?

[04:13:56] Pizza.

[04:13:57] I really love pizza.

[04:13:59] See, you know, a lot of people say that that's like a basic answer, but honestly

[04:14:03] that's my favorite.

[04:14:04] That's my answer, too.

[04:14:05] It'll never, it'll never change.

[04:14:07] Pepperoni pizza.

[04:14:08] Pepperoni pizza is great.

[04:14:09] Have you had like what what is your thoughts on pineapple on pizza? I know you know, that's a hot topic. I love pineapple pizza

[04:14:15] I love pineapple pizza is my favorite thing. It's it's a perfect amount. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, continue

[04:14:21] um, I tried it once and

[04:14:24] Honestly, I

[04:14:25] Wasn't opposed to it. I never got it again only because I just always get pepperoni, but it wasn't bad

[04:14:30] So I did fuck with it. What about you? You know, I had pineapple on pizza one time

[04:14:34] I loved it and then ever since then I've just been getting it like you know once every like

[04:14:40] Couple of months. I might try I might throw some pineapple. Have you ever tried New York pizza? Yes. Yeah, um, I've actually

[04:14:46] I've been to New York once that's the best pizza you can get

[04:14:50] I

[04:14:51] I used to live in New York for 19 years, but now I live in Florida. So that was my shit

[04:15:04] How did I not see the wrong in this?

[04:15:07] Oh no, did he fall?

[04:15:09] Are you okay?

[04:15:11] No.

[04:15:14] You guys know I broke my elbow two weeks ago, right?

[04:15:19] No, you didn't. Stop faking it.

[04:15:25] Oh wait, where are you from?

[04:15:28] I'm back. I was born and raised in Florida.

[04:15:33] really brutal tough streets uh not a lot of people know about it it's called

[04:15:37] tarpon springs it's really um really brutal otherwise it's jc grew up in the suburbs

[04:15:43] wait wait where in florida so it's called tarpon springs um you know it's pretty traumatic but like

[04:15:49] basically in tarpon springs like there's gangs you know it's very intense and you know that's how

[04:15:55] how far is that from south west florida one moment ladies

[04:16:03] My god

[04:16:08] Don't worry

[04:16:10] Thank you. Yeah, no worries. Yeah, no worries. Wait, so how far is that from south?

[04:16:16] When you say south-west border like what city are you like? I like what's the nearest?

[04:16:20] See that's the thing. I don't want to like yeah, okay

[04:16:24] Okay, I'm gonna give it kind of a little bit hard for me, but a little bit close. Have you ever heard of a la Belle or?

[04:16:31] Naples

[04:16:33] I'm close to there yeah, I've been to Naples

[04:16:41] So how far is that from you?

[04:16:44] Naples probably like an hour for me. I'm from camp. I'm from camp. I'm like born and raised up and by the way guys

[04:16:51] I got four kills by the way, and also 105 that

[04:16:55] I'm going to Tampa next week. Actually. I'm flying out of Tampa

[04:16:59] What is this jixi yo give us one second please

[04:17:07] No, no, I excuse me buddies. Let me just I just I didn't have a work with jixi in our private hall jixi

[04:17:12] Please I'm gonna call you on this court. May you please answer? Yeah?

[04:17:19] Don't hold back

[04:17:21] Yo, I feel like a

[04:17:27] I

[04:17:29] Genuinely, what is this? Oh four kills. It's not enough ten kills. It's not enough bro

[04:17:35] What's up folks? What is this? You said you're gonna start helping me?

[04:17:38] What? Oh, you're you did you took Jess and now you're taking my girl

[04:17:46] Look here, I'm gonna be honest. I totally forgot we're gonna join back

[04:17:50] I'm just gonna literally throw you lob so the rest of the night swear. Oh, finally. Thank you. Yeah, let's go

[04:17:57] yo guys I'm back sorry about that well we're back we're back

[04:18:02] anyway anyway Jackson what were you going to say?

[04:18:05] so Mooda are you still fighting back down?

[04:18:07] fighting back down?

[04:18:09] I was yes I was

[04:18:12] how'd you know? did I tell you that?

[04:18:14] uh no

[04:18:15] or did like did she just like

[04:18:17] put her on the twitter or something

[04:18:19] yeah it's certainly like the great time you were buying a

[04:18:21] one enemy remaining

[04:18:23] did I ever get a URUS or something like that?

[04:18:25] You don't make a bomb.

[04:18:27] Thanks.

[04:18:28] Wait, wait, did you hear that?

[04:18:29] What's on our box?

[04:18:30] You just-

[04:18:31] No, I don't know when you talk.

[04:18:34] Are you gonna hold it?

[04:18:36] Wait, am I?

[04:18:37] I'm gonna win.

[04:18:38] That's okay, that's okay.

[04:18:39] We are-

[04:18:40] Fuck, Scythe, last player.

[04:18:42] No!

[04:18:43] No!

[04:18:44] Yes!

[04:18:45] No more jazz-brain worms!

[04:18:47] Thank you.

[04:18:48] Thank you.

[04:18:49] I did it for you!

[04:18:50] Yeah.

[04:18:51] Yeah, yeah, what's-

[04:18:52] What's up?

[04:18:53] What's up?

[04:18:58] Oh, yeah, oh, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, one moment. Let me yeah, I just want to like, yeah

[04:19:04] You know return the favor from asking I remembered to put it on

[04:19:18] Thank you

[04:19:20] Yeah, I know, it's not good, it's not good.

[04:19:22] Oh my god, I didn't buy it.

[04:19:24] Oh my god, I didn't buy it.

[04:19:26] Can I, you buy this?

[04:19:28] Can I borrow your bangle?

[04:19:30] Shite, stop!

[04:19:32] I can't stand.

[04:19:34] Stop!

[04:19:36] Come on, Gia, come on, Gia!

[04:19:41] Come in, Gia!

[04:19:43] Come in, Gia!

[04:19:46] Our spike carry is terrible.

[04:19:48] Spike down A.

[04:19:50] Am I dead?

[04:19:52] Wait.

[04:19:54] G.N. Jack.

[04:19:56] Where is this guy?

[04:19:58] Did Murad leave the call?

[04:20:00] No, guys. I'm right here.

[04:20:02] I'm just fine.

[04:20:04] I'm just fine.

[04:20:06] I'm just fine.

[04:20:08] I'm just fine.

[04:20:10] I'm just fine.

[04:20:12] I'm just fine.

[04:20:14] Nice fucking kill, G.N.

[04:20:16] Nice fucking kill!

[04:20:18] Great fucking kill!

[04:20:20] So I moved it, what was that?

[04:20:22] Aw, this girl was saying is uh...

[04:20:26] That was a really good round.

[04:20:28] That was a really good round of you.

[04:20:30] Anyways, so, Jinxie, do you play any sports or do anything outside of...

[04:20:34] Yeah, um, play basketball, play a lot of soccer or football, you know, I don't know what to say.

[04:20:40] Uh, play a lot of golf, actually I had like my record low round the other day.

[04:20:44] You know playing a lot of sports. Yeah, what about you? So you're really good with balls

[04:20:54] Well, it's important for all the sports you play

[04:21:08] Hey, hey, hey, hey

[04:21:14] You guys don't have good with balls too, right?

[04:21:18] Oopsie.

[04:21:19] Yeah, of course you're good with balls too.

[04:21:21] Oh.

[04:21:22] So, um, just up to the-

[04:21:24] I mean, just want to be low, and they're both here.

[04:21:26] Oh.

[04:21:27] They're here.

[04:21:28] Wait, do you do a lot of charity?

[04:21:30] I'm hearing?

[04:21:31] Yeah, like,

[04:21:32] Wait, somebody told you I do a lot of charity?

[04:21:34] Yeah, they keep saying that you do so much charity, that you're-

[04:21:38] You have to get back.

[04:21:40] One-twenty-one-twenty.

[04:21:42] Everyone in the chat. Yeah, I don't really talk about it too much, but yeah, no, I don't need a lot of charity

[04:21:49] Yeah, one of my things I'm really passionate about, you know me

[04:21:54] No, where do you go?

[04:21:57] Yeah, so I donate to a lot of animal shelters a lot of like, you know kids coming from like broken homes

[04:22:02] You know trying to work I try to work on their education and stuff, you know

[04:22:06] Do a lot of community projects

[04:22:12] You guys know I opened up a non-non-profitable animal hospital out of my own money out of

[04:22:29] my own goodness and I'm heart.

[04:22:31] Excuse me what?

[04:22:32] You're taking that animal.

[04:22:33] Yes.

[04:22:34] The fucking neon is pissing me.

[04:22:35] Sorry ladies, one moment.

[04:22:36] Oh good.

[04:22:37] one moment okay I think you need a non-profit a non-profitable it's not

[04:22:48] profit sorry sorry sorry my mouse is going all over the place

[04:22:53] So girls, so girls, what are your favorite, what's your favorite fruit?

[04:22:58] Um...

[04:23:01] Bananas, probably.

[04:23:05] Ah, Jess?

[04:23:11] Yeah, or?

[04:23:12] Wait, sorry, is this what we're talking about?

[04:23:15] Ah, alright, no worries.

[04:23:17] Um, anyway, that's a question.

[04:23:19] Nice question, nice question, nice question, nice question.

[04:23:21] uh just um like if you you know wanted to go on vacation where would you want

[04:23:28] vacation to wait it's so weird my headphones are like it's like buzzing in

[04:23:35] my headphones it's this really horrible sounds I wish I could get rid of it

[04:23:39] Begins no worries. What about you? Yeah, where would you go?

[04:23:51] Would you want to would you want to maybe go to Italy with me one day?

[04:23:59] Like okay, I'm so real shit. I want to try to like like travel solo. Is that weird? Is that bad?

[04:24:05] You want to you said travels solo?

[04:24:08] Solo, but like I'm also like scared to travel solo yeah, yeah me too

[04:24:20] I'm so tired of traveling solo like if only there was someone that wanted to travel with me

[04:24:24] Um, um, yeah, like where would

[04:24:28] Oh my god, wait, sorry the buzzing is really loud where

[04:24:33] Shut up

[04:24:34] Hey Jess um, where would you want?

[04:24:38] go if you want to see where would you want to go like if you were to travel

[04:24:42] yeah I don't know so my grandpa is Czech Republic so like Czech Republic yeah I

[04:24:47] want to visit Prague I heard Prague has like these amazing castles if you

[04:24:51] look at it I love to go to Prague you know what I'm saying

[04:24:56] what about you Jenny that sounds amazing I mean I want to go there that

[04:25:00] sounds awesome I want to go to Italy I want to go to France I want to go to

[04:25:04] Germany. I haven't gotten to see much of VR out there on me on to Instagram, but...

[04:25:10] How was the incident? Please destroy your sign on it.

[04:25:13] I did. I only got one day, like, actually.

[04:25:15] It's you and me!

[04:25:16] The rest was in Rotterdam, which actually people are getting stabbed on the streets.

[04:25:20] Oh, that's not good. No, make sure you're not in the ice cream.

[04:25:23] I wouldn't recommend you go there unless you're going with me, so I could protect you guys.

[04:25:26] Yeah, nice! You're nice.

[04:25:27] Thank you, you're special.

[04:25:29] What?

[04:25:34] OH MY GOD ITS JUST A FUCKING GAME BANGED IT!

[04:25:38] That's sorry, little win.

[04:25:39] I mean, if you know what I'm saying.

[04:25:40] Don't miss me too much.

[04:25:41] Sorry.

[04:25:42] No, that's okay.

[04:25:45] What's the enemy remaining?

[04:25:46] Got three.

[04:25:47] What about you, Luda?

[04:25:48] Oh, you're in a clutch situation.

[04:25:49] You got this, Luda.

[04:25:51] Nice!

[04:25:52] Nice!

[04:25:53] Yeah!

[04:25:54] Thank you!

[04:25:55] Did you, ladies?

[04:25:56] Just see that!

[04:25:57] Jess!

[04:25:58] Jess, did you see that?

[04:25:59] On the level, you're serious, Shayne!

[04:26:01] Jess?

[04:26:02] Sorry, guys, I just got back.

[04:26:03] back. What happened? Wait, Jensie, what's your ethnicity? Oh, yeah, great question.

[04:26:10] 25% Cuban, 25% Czech, 12.5%. You just started. German, Scottish, Italian, and then some

[04:26:17] other stuff to drink out of there. Okay, I'm German, Italian, and Irish.

[04:26:53] I have to spike

[04:27:14] Thank you ladies, I just want to say

[04:27:17] I

[04:27:22] Jixie, um are you still going on that date later?

[04:27:29] I just wanted to ask you that because I remember you were you were putting on like a tuxedo and you face time

[04:27:34] You know today, you're letting you know

[04:27:37] If you should you know

[04:27:41] Place the first night or take your time

[04:27:47] Oh, thank you. Thank you here. Thank you. I wish I had a date tonight. Yes, just, just,

[04:27:59] just, just, no, no, no, no, I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm really busy. Come on, please.

[04:28:08] have you ever been to disney world yeah i have been to disney world

[04:28:18] watch me if that's okay i like that what the fuck

[04:28:26] oh my god can you kill this fucking iso if that pisses me off

[04:28:31] What if I slow you Jess? Do you like it?

[04:28:35] Okay, my teammate trolling me?

[04:28:39] Fuck!

[04:28:40] Just got the bomb though.

[04:28:43] Nice try.

[04:28:50] Don't mind.

[04:28:51] He has this really big anger issue where he likes to like just take things out and punch things.

[04:28:58] No.

[04:28:59] He's a very honest person, he's a very honest person.

[04:29:02] No, I don't ever do that.

[04:29:04] He's a very honest person.

[04:29:05] It's all good, I resonate a little bit.

[04:29:07] Oh, me too, I like to punch people.

[04:29:09] Are things?

[04:29:10] No, I think it's like rage.

[04:29:12] No, me too, me too.

[04:29:14] Me too, I like to rage.

[04:29:15] No, no, no, no, no, no, I like to rage too.

[04:29:17] You know who I feel safer on?

[04:29:18] I feel safer on Jynxie.

[04:29:19] He never, yeah.

[04:29:20] Oh, he really.

[04:29:22] Thank you.

[04:29:23] Thank you.

[04:29:24] I appreciate that, seriously.

[04:29:25] Of course, I mean it.

[04:29:26] Yeah, you know safety's not enough room priority, you know what I mean?

[04:29:33] Yeah.

[04:29:34] No.

[04:29:35] Peek it.

[04:29:38] So ladies, what do you do when you're not, when you're not like shooting or playing video

[04:29:47] games?

[04:29:48] Why are you always copying my question?

[04:29:51] Please, can you...

[04:29:53] Because you're not the player standing in the middle of a fucking fight!

[04:29:55] Fuck!

[04:30:01] Hey ladies, do you guys give me a favor to not check the scoreboard in the elevator?

[04:30:06] No, my top is broken, don't worry, I can't...

[04:30:08] Yeah, for me, whatever you guys do, don't check the scoreboard in the elevator.

[04:30:11] Well, by the way, I just wanted to say that she has no dick in the fucking elevator.

[04:30:13] Not on me, Jack, because I know her.

[04:30:14] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop the fuck up!

[04:30:16] Okay.

[04:30:18] You know, just don't check the scoreboard. It's a little bit glitchy tonight.

[04:30:31] So everyone's telling me you have a charity match.

[04:30:33] Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, um, let's go.

[04:30:36] Yeah, it's coming up in like, I think a month or something.

[04:30:39] Ooh.

[04:30:40] Two months. Yeah.

[04:30:41] Just been trading for a little bit.

[04:30:42] Not been trading.

[04:30:43] You get to choose the charity?

[04:30:45] Yeah, well, it's a bunch of charities.

[04:30:47] Uh, I think last year the charity match that we played had raised like,

[04:30:50] I think it was like $7 million for charity.

[04:30:52] MAH!

[04:30:53] Oh wow!

[04:30:54] We gave $7 million for charity?

[04:30:56] Oh!

[04:30:57] Yeah, in the matter of like, $6 million or something like that, it was the charity match.

[04:31:00] Whoop!

[04:31:01] Next!

[04:31:02] Don't miss me too much.

[04:31:04] You just love to give back.

[04:31:05] Do you ever do anything for yourself?

[04:31:07] No, man.

[04:31:08] Really?

[04:31:09] No.

[04:31:10] You're a real giver, aren't you?

[04:31:13] Uh, guys, I'm clutching by the way, if you guys want to stop this television.

[04:31:16] You're in, you're in Tampa, right?

[04:31:23] Yeah, yeah.

[04:31:24] Well, I'm terribly ashamed of the guy pushing me because of the whole conversation going

[04:31:29] out of my fucking ears.

[04:31:31] You know, I wish for just a second, you guys would ask me a tense, a tense, not even

[04:31:37] a tense.

[04:31:38] I'll give you a question you're asking, Jixi.

[04:31:40] What the fuck is this?

[04:31:41] You, I've been playing babelist.

[04:31:43] I've been, bro.

[04:31:44] I was the one who got you guys in here in the first place last round

[04:31:52] Sorry, what are you saying?

[04:31:55] No, it's okay. It's like we're in the same state and you know, like you're in Tampa, right?

[04:31:58] Yeah, I live in Tampa. Let's have

[04:32:04] I'm gonna be like going there like soon, maybe we can like get locked or something

[04:32:09] There's I'm always in Tampa

[04:32:11] I'll crush her radiant heart

[04:32:14] I'm getting kidnapped oh my god, I just got kidnapped

[04:32:41] I'm done with this unrated!

[04:32:47] Oh, shit!

[04:32:49] Fucking, what on earth is a pussy?

[04:32:53] So, um, did you answer it?

[04:32:56] Oh, sorry, wait, what was the question? I didn't even hear you.

[04:32:59] Like, would you be down to, like, get lunch or something?

[04:33:05] Yeah, no, it sounds like a great idea.

[04:33:07] What are you and Tampa like? You and Tampa for like a month or something?

[04:33:10] No, I'm actually going to LA because I'm going to share and I've never been there, but like I'm gonna be there for like a couple days before I fly out of there.

[04:33:20] Oh yeah, like you'll see you know what I'm saying if everything lines up.

[04:33:23] Yeah, if everything lines up, you know if the stars align and stuff.

[04:33:26] I heard Muda.

[04:33:28] Jess, you and Muda for my game of the day, right?

[04:33:33] You know I'm moving to Florida, you know, in a little bit, yeah.

[04:33:39] Yeah, I honestly like don't believe that you know like you're all the way in like Canada and stuff like that

[04:33:44] And you know you have your house

[04:33:47] Really?

[04:33:48] Mooda have you not Mooda

[04:33:50] Mooda died. Mooda's on her body

[04:33:53] No, he was talking

[04:33:56] I can't see if you've ever been to Canada

[04:33:58] Oh no, oh my God.

[04:34:00] Jess, I'm going to San Pistion

[04:34:04] Kill me every fucking round and I'm done. I'm done. To the same guy every round.

[04:34:16] Sorry about that ladies.

[04:34:17] So are you ever gonna come to Canada maybe?

[04:34:19] Oh who uh me?

[04:34:20] I'm gonna kill this man.

[04:34:21] You.

[04:34:22] No no I lived, you guys know I live in uh, just I live there you know.

[04:34:26] Are you ever gonna go to Canada?

[04:34:28] I've never been to Canada. I loved to go.

[04:34:30] I heard Tim Hortons is great, great hockey up there, great weather, I've seen pictures of Alberta, Alberta, Alberta, Canada.

[04:34:39] Yeah, no, I think I'm gonna go to Canada.

[04:34:41] You should, you should go to Vancouver, I'll pick you up while driving my car.

[04:34:45] Or you're gonna kill!

[04:34:46] I'm gonna kill!

[04:34:47] It might be Hawthorne, though, by the time you come.

[04:34:50] Okay.

[04:34:51] Um, yeah, so we got...

[04:34:54] Hey, Jess, I don't know if you know, but Jess, I don't know if you know.

[04:34:59] I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I live in Canada, Jess. Jess, I live in Canada.

[04:35:04] I live in Florida. I don't even know where that is. I live in Florida, huh?

[04:35:09] Let's go!

[04:35:13] All right, you know guys, this is all great, but if this neon kills me one more time, I-I-I-I-I actually might fucking get off this fucking game.

[04:35:20] Oh my-

[04:35:20] Let me lock it here.

[04:35:21] No, it's fine!

[04:35:22] I'm really like it's not like I get on the phone.

[04:35:24] Is this me?

[04:35:25] He's in the go!

[04:35:26] He's in the go!

[04:35:27] He's in the go!

[04:35:58] Man!

[04:36:00] One moment ladies, something really important has happened.

[04:36:03] Joe got an AK?

[04:36:06] Joe got a $10,000 AK!

[04:36:08] Say you swear to God!

[04:36:10] I'm FaceTiming him.

[04:36:12] I'm FaceTiming him.

[04:36:28] No, no, show me Joe Joe Joe Joe show me your monitor really quick

[04:36:36] My chat saying you got a gold 10 minutes ago, and now you just got an AK what a care

[04:36:46] Can I see it really quick

[04:36:51] Okay, so

[04:36:53] You've gotten a golden red in 10 minutes

[04:36:55] one enemy remaining spike down mid okay great how much okay yeah so my best my

[04:37:07] best case ever was up was a hundred and thirteen dollars how much is that 8k Joe

[04:37:13] okay yeah I'm lit you know what fuck this shit fuck that

[04:37:22] Everyone good Joe take a second gets on its first ever case opening and gets a

[04:37:31] $490 ak

[04:37:34] But I've opened 1200 cases and what do I have to sell for it? What what do I have to sell for it?

[04:37:45] Sorry ladies, I'm back

[04:37:47] I'm about to die, maybe this game really brings out the worst in me swear to god

[04:38:10] He's in the fucking stream

[04:38:30] Yes, oh

[04:38:32] Hello guys

[04:38:35] Hello, ladies and gentlemen

[04:38:40] I'm one in 14 in front of the house.

[04:38:50] I've never did this bad ever in any game ever.

[04:38:55] This fucking neon out of my 14 deaths has killed me 12 times

[04:39:01] and he's just hiding behind boxes and streaks, I believe.

[04:39:05] This place is nice, but not nice enough to die in.

[04:39:08] I

[04:39:32] Every time you die they are

[04:39:38] Throw Molly right there! Throw Molly! Bomb it!

[04:39:40] Where's the persecuted?

[04:39:41] Bomb it, bomb it!

[04:39:42] Yeah, yeah!

[04:39:43] That's the one out.

[04:39:44] That's off the map. That hit nowhere.

[04:39:47] Okay, it's okay.

[04:39:50] What did I say?

[04:39:51] Look who it is! Look who it is!

[04:39:53] He's coming.

[04:39:55] He's coming.

[04:39:56] He's coming. I'm terrified.

[04:39:58] Guys, I need help! Hey guys!

[04:40:00] Guys, I need help! Hey!

[04:40:04] I made this kid so much!

[04:40:06] Hey, neon, you're the worst person ever graced the world.

[04:40:11] He's on me. Oh my God.

[04:40:12] You know what he's saying?

[04:40:13] He's saying that.

[04:40:14] He's made it bottom.

[04:40:15] It helped me.

[04:40:16] Where is it?

[04:40:17] Where is it?

[04:40:21] What?

[04:40:21] Can you help me?

[04:40:22] He's dead, bro.

[04:40:23] He's dead.

[04:40:23] Get out of here.

[04:40:24] Remaining.

[04:40:25] Spike planted.

[04:40:29] I'm one in 14.

[04:40:30] Oh my God.

[04:40:36] He would like me on stage.

[04:40:38] Nice.

[04:40:40] Here.

[04:40:42] Jixi, wait, you killed...

[04:40:44] Jixi, you killed everyone?

[04:40:46] Look, look, look, look, I'm done.

[04:40:48] Whoa!

[04:40:50] We see, wow!

[04:40:52] Jixi, I have a question.

[04:40:54] Oh my god, what about me?

[04:40:56] Sorry, sorry.

[04:40:58] It's just like, I don't really know what happened, you know.

[04:41:00] You guys are not too friendly.

[04:41:02] Yeah, what's going on? How's it going, Gina?

[04:41:04] Um, do you know how to like paper?

[04:41:08] Not something weird shit, you know

[04:41:11] I know I know how to

[04:41:13] Okay, let's hear it. Okay. Oh, no. I

[04:41:18] Don't know I can really I could do it. Yeah, go ahead do it

[04:41:23] I

[04:41:40] Hope you're gonna kill they go

[04:41:53] I'm done! I'm done!

[04:41:56] Player standing.

[04:41:58] Ow!

[04:41:59] She not bad guys.

[04:42:01] Let's just blame this guy.

[04:42:03] To be honest, we said it's his bad.

[04:42:05] Let's blame Riko.

[04:42:07] How do you report? How do I report?

[04:42:09] Press escape, press escape.

[04:42:11] This doctor's getting reported, and I swear to God.

[04:42:13] Press escape, press escape.

[04:42:15] Go to match.

[04:42:16] Yep, yep.

[04:42:17] She's in extreme.

[04:42:18] Oh yeah, I got 500 characters. That should be just enough.

[04:42:23] Wow, your types are fast.

[04:42:26] So good with your hands.

[04:42:29] Watch me.

[04:42:32] Okay, I'll report.

[04:42:35] Yes. Wow, all 500 words? That's crazy.

[04:42:38] This one begins!

[04:42:41] Oh my god, I killed you.

[04:42:44] It's you and me!

[04:42:45] Fucking god, I can play the game now.

[04:42:48] I'm gonna play the fucking game.

[04:42:50] This is your round, this is your round.

[04:42:52] the game. Jixi, you got this. I'm going to bait for you? Okay, I'll bait for you. I'll

[04:43:00] bait for you. Close the gap. They have to come. Yo, yo, the fuse is here. The fuse

[04:43:09] is here. The fuse is all right. Yo, full face them. You got this shit. I got it close

[04:43:14] to right. You got last. Yo, they have to come here to win the round. They have

[04:43:18] Yeah, I gave you my god, so you're gonna have to do a lot here, okay?

[04:43:24] Where can they come from? Where can they come from?

[04:43:31] Amier Amier yes, yes, yes, yes, they're coming to see ready

[04:43:36] I don't know

[04:43:49] sweet mother of nap to missus bad

[04:43:51] Okay, there you go. I bid it for you. 30 seconds. Nice try. I think the server's lagging.

[04:44:05] I'm sorry, I don't know what's getting into me tonight here.

[04:44:27] No, it's okay.

[04:44:28] You're getting too nice.

[04:44:29] You never need to apologize.

[04:44:32] Yeah, but I, you know, I've never arrived now.

[04:44:35] I've played video games for 24 years.

[04:44:37] I've never went one in 16 in my life.

[04:44:40] I've never went one in 16 in my fucking life.

[04:44:42] I'm really starting to lose my fucking...

[04:44:44] Hey, it's, hey, it's, hey, guys, it's okay, JC.

[04:44:46] It's okay, brother.

[04:44:48] Talk to my brother.

[04:44:50] There's one mid-thin down.

[04:44:52] Hey, oh my god.

[04:44:54] Got three.

[04:44:56] JC, go to the chair, bro.

[04:44:57] That's, uh, a lot of stuff.

[04:44:59] I don't know who the wall is but I know I want to see some math!

[04:45:06] 70 neon jixi you can easily get the shit jixi

[04:45:10] all the plus x plus x plus x jixi now go flash them

[04:45:15] watch your eyes!

[04:45:18] go right side right side right side

[04:45:21] you have bomb it doesn't matter you have bomb

[04:45:26] You have Bob.

[04:45:27] Where are you?

[04:45:27] Jixi.

[04:45:28] Jixi's wall?

[04:45:29] No, no, no, no.

[04:45:29] Jixi, Jixi's wall.

[04:45:30] Use your C ability.

[04:45:33] Right there, right there, right there, right there.

[04:45:35] Now, now go to your wall.

[04:45:36] Flash through the wall.

[04:45:38] Flash through the wall.

[04:45:42] Oh, he's so good.

[04:45:43] I'm not literally, I'm not a loser, man.

[04:45:45] I'm gonna lose these clothes.

[04:45:47] You're crazy.

[04:45:48] I'm freaking you, dawg.

[04:45:50] if I don't get a kill and I finish this game one in 20 I'm never gonna be able to show

[04:46:07] my face on the internet.

[04:46:08] Alright.

[04:46:09] Alright.

[04:46:10] So I'm gonna need help here.

[04:46:11] Like, this is absolutely insane.

[04:46:14] Don't Bobo, JX, you're good, Bobo.

[04:46:16] JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX,

[04:46:20] Breathe breathe breathe breathe. Okay, let me get you some kills Jixie.

[04:46:28] Come here. Jess, what the fuck is the smoke? I'm gonna stumb them all and do a shoot. Ready?

[04:46:38] I think they're mad. They ran away. They ran away.

[04:46:44] Okay, I

[04:46:46] Accidentally, sorry, I shouldn't have killed all the ceiling is girls

[04:46:56] They're going to be jing see jing see come here

[04:47:00] Why do you see come on come on jing see come on come on come on well remember who you are bro game of the year 2023

[04:47:06] The fuck remember what you are

[04:47:09] No, bro, it doesn't matter

[04:47:11] Remember where you are. You're on site. I'm gonna get them low for you. Get ready, bro.

[04:47:19] Doing a thing.

[04:47:20] Neon's mid. They're with him behind you.

[04:47:28] Are you two?

[04:47:29] I'm sorry.

[04:47:35] I stopped.

[04:47:39] Snack time!

[04:47:40] JC, what the fuck is this 1 in 18 trash ass gamer of the year 2023 fucking game play?

[04:47:51] I think I could genuinely drink 7 beers and be fucking a fucking pterodactyl and still

[04:47:58] manage to drop more fucking kills than 1 in fucking 18.

[04:48:02] Yeah, that's kinda mean.

[04:48:03] That didn't make sense.

[04:48:05] I think I'm after this game, I'm gonna wrap my car around a ton of football.

[04:48:09] I'm being sick, my fist is...

[04:48:11] Wow, I'm gonna get it!

[04:48:13] Holy f**k!

[04:48:15] It's you and Katie!

[04:48:19] I'm gonna 1v1, this is my champ.

[04:48:22] Fight down, hey!

[04:48:25] Holy s**t, JC.

[04:48:28] F**k, it's serious?

[04:48:30] I'm f**king loud!

[04:48:32] I know I'm in the same place.

[04:49:04] I'm back at this.

[04:49:29] Nice good blind Jixi.

[04:49:30] Jixi I've got some of them all for you.

[04:49:34] Jigsaw they're all stunned!

[04:49:44] Oh my god, Rina's behind.

[04:49:51] Light up the lamp. She's dead. She's going heaven.

[04:50:04] You know, you see, you may have a lot of fucking awards, you may have a CSGO gambling addiction,

[04:50:25] you may get a lot of blues, but when you're in Valorant, this is my ecosystem, okay?

[04:50:31] I am done you shitting on me and you making me a cuck.

[04:50:37] I am done with this.

[04:50:38] All right, ladies, let me show you why they call me the chosen one.

[04:50:42] All right, let me show you.

[04:50:45] Jixie, here's a gun.

[04:50:46] I'm going to be playing drop, you're done.

[04:50:48] Back in a flash.

[04:50:54] Flash!

[04:50:55] Sorry.

[04:51:01] They're going to be, they're going to be, they're going to be, they're going to be.

[04:51:09] Take them to the guy be, take them to the guy be up.

[04:51:13] Hold up, hold up, hold up.

[04:51:16] Hold up.

[04:51:17] Bite down A. There you go.

[04:51:18] Come, come, no, no, no, don't fall down.

[04:51:19] Come this way, come this way.

[04:51:20] Come on, no, no, no, don't go that way!

[04:51:22] Come this way, come this way.

[04:51:34] I got it!

[04:51:38] That's my go.

[04:51:40] That's my go.

[04:51:42] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

[04:51:58] yes.

[04:51:59] Oh, you ladies are amazing, honestly, Jess, fuck you, okay, all right, all right, for

[04:52:06] shooting on me that entire fucking game, Jixi, fuck you, okay, all right, second

[04:52:11] of all second of all second of all second of all second of all fuck all of

[04:52:18] you okay I just I think I have never been more cocked in my life thought this

[04:52:24] entire fucking stream I thought I just got my girlfriend begs over six ties by

[04:52:28] fucking jigsie I didn't even know there was enough I didn't even know there

[04:52:32] was that many awards on earth what do you want to fuck your words jigsie

[04:52:35] father and all this fucking goat talk and all this aura going towards jigsie

[04:52:39] This motherfucker just dropped two kills in 21 out of what the fuck is dirt feed plus 11 round

[04:52:46] This motherfucker dropped two kills in the span of fucking. What even is that?

[04:52:52] 24 rounds and you guys are sitting them please look time. I have 50 kills

[04:53:01] Anyways, so Jinxie do you wanna

[04:53:05] Do you want to

[04:53:07] Coach me in Siege and I can coach you in Val.

[04:53:10] You know, I think right now guys, I'm on the verge of ending my life.

[04:53:17] I've played in GTA and GTA before I get banned.

[04:53:21] I've played video games for 24 years.

[04:53:26] I've played video games for 24 years, okay?

[04:53:29] I've played, I've played video games for 24 years.

[04:53:33] Okay, let me, give me a moment, because I got it, I got it.

[04:53:36] I play video games for 24 years.

[04:53:40] I play video games for 24 years.

[04:53:42] I played video games when I was 3, when I was fucking 5 years old, 7 years old, 9 years

[04:53:49] old.

[04:53:50] I have never in my life gone 2 and 21.

[04:53:54] Ever.

[04:53:55] It's not even possible.

[04:53:58] To whoever that neon is, I know I will do everything in my fucking power to get

[04:54:05] I will do everything in my fucking power to get you back like I'm not even kidding. I will turn over every stone there is in the world

[04:54:18] to get you fucking back. I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you.

[04:54:35] I don't really like the soothing music. I want to listen to like Deathmattle. I just want

[04:54:47] 2 and 21. I mean I just want 2 and 21 and like a 2. Hey mods, I'm gonna need y'all to

[04:54:54] know it is that fucking serious. Hey mods, I'm gonna need you to get a control of this

[04:54:59] FUCKING JACK!

[04:55:01] Joe got another AK. Say you swear to God.

[04:55:08] Joe got another AK. After the $400 AK. Joe got another AK.

[04:55:23] Madly son.

[04:55:26] Madly son.

[04:55:28] I so date wait chat chat could I invite her what a not letter what a not letter

[04:55:40] because you're not rated can you leave on rated mods ban the people saying 2 and

[04:55:50] 221 high-bives calling

[04:55:53] mods

[04:55:54] Bend the people saying 2 and 21 dead ass bro dead ass

[04:56:20] Yeah, what's up? I want to go on a date with Melody.

[04:56:23] Yeah, it says plus one other players.

[04:56:28] So, she's in a party with another guy right now.

[04:56:37] I'm trying to break the team's railroad.

[04:56:40] I'm going to tie up some rest, bro.

[04:56:47] So, let me get it straight.

[04:56:49] Shut the fuck up shut the fuck up. Let me get it straight. I just went two and twenty-one in Valorant in front of two women

[04:57:03] Shut the fuck up shut the fuck up like I'm done. I'm hey I

[04:57:09] Got no more bullshit left in my fucking tank. I'm done

[04:57:14] So I go two and twenty-one

[04:57:16] Because let me tell you how I'm doing right now.

[04:57:20] I go 2 and 21 in front of two women.

[04:57:24] All the while I'm getting blatantly fucking stream sniped by a neon player who's hiding

[04:57:27] behind boxes and watching my stream with a one second delay shooting me in the ass.

[04:57:32] After I go 2 and 21, I go to, you know, go out of date with Melody.

[04:57:38] And she's out of date with another guy.

[04:57:41] What's next, highbives?

[04:57:42] Are you gonna burn my fucking house now?

[04:57:44] What else?

[04:57:45] Next, I'm gonna tell you your KD for tonight bro.

[04:57:48] I think you, you know, the actual KD ratio

[04:57:52] is currently 0.09524.

[04:58:02] Wait, what is my KD?

[04:58:06] 0.09524.

[04:58:07] 0.0 9524 I got 0.1 kills per round

[04:58:37] So you want to be my date?

[04:58:41] I'm gonna hang up right then and there.

[04:58:47] Just gotta hang the fuck up right then and there, bro.

[04:58:53] 2 and 21, bro.

[04:58:57] 2 and 21, I mean, I'm done.

[04:59:01] 2 and 21, and then I find out my, you know,

[04:59:05] my my girlfriend is on the table for another guy

[04:59:16] Rainer, why are you cheating?

[04:59:19] How am I cheating?

[04:59:21] I already got a 5 point something KD

[04:59:24] No that's crazy, you need a second

[04:59:26] Hey if he's cheating we need him bro, I just went 2 with 21

[04:59:29] Yo hi guys, what's up?

[04:59:31] Yo KDs

[04:59:33] We got a new like command. We got a new good to know I'm loved in here. Good to know I'm

[04:59:48] loved in this chat. Good to know. So it took a lot. No, it took what two minutes? It

[04:59:53] took two minutes.

[04:59:54] I'm ready to roll back. I won't do that.

[05:00:02] Okay dude, I lied. My KB is a 5.6 or something.

[05:00:10] But it's also because I've been put on the ring.

[05:00:12] Sage, I'm looking for a pocket sage.

[05:00:16] Nah, that's my view.

[05:00:19] You said that's your pocket sage?

[05:00:21] Yeah.

[05:00:22] All right, well we'll just see you get some more kills.

[05:00:25] Maybe, yeah, she's already living in my house, bud.

[05:00:30] I did not know that I would apologize.

[05:00:36] I'm just, I'm just, I'm just my wife.

[05:00:40] Oh, oh, the sage is your wife?

[05:00:43] Yeah.

[05:00:44] I'm sorry, sir.

[05:00:45] I just went two and 21.

[05:00:46] I'm going through it.

[05:00:47] smoke save

[05:00:53] dang i got some stompers on ya

[05:01:17] enemy spotter seat reloading

[05:01:23] three solace

[05:01:32] reloading

[05:01:33] reloading

[05:01:34] remaining

[05:01:35] enemy spotter seat

[05:01:37] rush me

[05:01:40] come on

[05:01:42] FUUUUUUCK

[05:01:44] I gotta get a kill man. It's getting bad. You want just learn what I already like

[05:01:57] I mean was I in bar lobby system shit

[05:02:05] Thank God I look to in 21 and out 20

[05:02:08] Thanks

[05:02:44] Fuck it, go!

[05:02:46] All the way back up to the left.

[05:02:48] come on I'm better I'm better than two and 21

[05:03:15] Oh, there's nothing there.

[05:03:33] I thought there was something there.

[05:03:39] planted one enemy remaining I mean chat like is it me is it me is it me am I

[05:04:04] I mean, bro, I went 21, motherfuckers.

[05:04:11] Last round before the switch.

[05:04:14] Spend everything.

[05:04:16] We're keeping us in.

[05:04:18] I think I'll play rank or not.

[05:04:20] Yeah, I'm, uh, ready to get...

[05:04:23] Ready.

[05:04:24] All right.

[05:04:25] I am.

[05:04:26] So, you are, like, way better.

[05:04:29] Yeah, yeah.

[05:04:30] Yeah, stop looking at Jeansy.

[05:05:02] I want to go look at the mini map in this idiot's wings!

[05:05:18] Fuck!

[05:05:19] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

[05:05:21] PIZZA FALL!

[05:05:23] He's a killer!

[05:05:25] I'm playing bottom and bottom ADSing!

[05:05:27] Joe what the fuck was that?

[05:05:31] Switching sides.

[05:05:35] Listen up. Kill them before they kill us.

[05:05:43] Wait, how did I do that? How did I-

[05:05:45] Woooah!

[05:05:47] You gonna attack like that?

[05:05:55] How do you spell a jeans thing?

[05:05:57] I need a drop.

[05:06:01] Oh no.

[05:06:04] No question, question.

[05:06:08] I need a drop.

[05:06:11] Don't hold back.

[05:06:12] Come on, we're fucking shit on this area.

[05:06:19] Enemy spotted.

[05:06:28] Reloading.

[05:06:30] Sir!

[05:06:31] What's going on?

[05:06:32] Nothing.

[05:06:44] Where are you going?

[05:06:47] I'm going the wrong way.

[05:06:49] I don't know the map!

[05:06:51] Are you still on your team?

[05:06:55] One enemy remaining.

[05:06:57] I hear my going fuck!

[05:07:00] Oh!

[05:07:08] Yes!

[05:07:09] Please, you could escape my nightmare.

[05:07:11] How is that not?

[05:07:13] My god!

[05:07:15] Harm is your emotions, neon.

[05:07:17] Just as we trained.

[05:07:19] You just gave me some bad habits in all this fucking review there.

[05:07:27] I

[05:07:33] Don't know who I thought that could be getting a kill in fucking battering yesterday was way better than was I involved?

[05:07:39] I mean or what?

[05:07:43] I'm gonna show these kids

[05:07:57] Hello hello

[05:08:10] Shadows traveling

[05:08:12] Lightning

[05:08:15] Yeah! I'm out of here!

[05:08:20] Flatter spike!

[05:08:23] One enemy!

[05:08:24] Someone go!

[05:08:25] Wait that's not my game!

[05:08:29] Bro at least I should have been that guy.

[05:08:32] Oh my god!

[05:08:33] Next one!

[05:08:34] The MVP is mine!

[05:08:36] Let's do this!

[05:08:45] Fuck the fucking place, come on.

[05:08:47] I

[05:08:53] This rain is 11 and 2 Jesus why don't those rain on that team that is go off back? What is that?

[05:09:05] I don't know they get spawned there that's a touchdown for me. I didn't know that they could be in my face in 0.000 seconds

[05:09:14] I didn't know that

[05:09:17] Oh

[05:09:34] I take one step and I'm dead you fucking step and I'm dead. Oh my god

[05:09:47] Wait, what's up, bro?

[05:09:50] I want your, uh, your bangle.

[05:09:55] Just your money bags over here.

[05:09:57] Thank you.

[05:10:00] Honestly, I don't know if I like it or if I don't like it.

[05:10:12] You can't move in battle with me.

[05:10:14] You can't move you're not allowed to move I mean, I don't know if you can't move you can't move in Valorant

[05:10:27] You know chat I figured out it's cuz I drank beers

[05:10:35] That's why that's why guys we gotta touch you down here come on

[05:10:44] fix camera what do you mean fix camera

[05:10:51] I'm out of here

[05:10:58] let me lock it please

[05:11:04] need a drop why does everybody want my vandal

[05:11:09] Mm-hmm

[05:11:12] Can I get a candle what the fuck?

[05:11:18] Yo, uh, guys can I get my candle back?

[05:11:24] Oh, sorry

[05:11:31] Shadows traveling

[05:12:03] One enemy remaining. Last player standing.

[05:12:10] Clutch it.

[05:12:12] You got this. You got flash?

[05:12:15] Watch your hands! No charges left.

[05:12:19] That's no...

[05:12:21] Fucking hell man!

[05:12:23] Fuck my nuts!

[05:12:24] That was just getting warmed up.

[05:12:27] There we go!

[05:12:30] There we go, boys!

[05:12:39] 78 average combat score.

[05:12:43] Yeah, I gotta get better at this game.

[05:12:47] Thought that it was gonna be easy. Just went 2 and 21 and unrated.

[05:12:50] I mean, to be fair, not that anyone cares, but I died with the same neon 18 times hiding in a fucking box

[05:12:57] Pops popping out but whatever bro. I'm off guys like I like I'm off bro. I'm off

[05:13:02] I need to like I need to take a fucking breather. I just went to when fucking 21. I'm not opening cases

[05:13:10] The fuck do you think this is? I?

[05:13:14] Just went to in 21, bro. I've never went to in 21 in my life

[05:13:20] I'm gonna light a candle and sit in the bathtub and steric the ceiling bro

[05:13:24] I'll see y'all boys tomorrow, bro.

[05:13:27] 2B2 every rank with 10s.

[05:13:29] Peace out, y'all.