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03-19-2026 ยท 7h 24m
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I'm still on the same ship.
I'm still at the mouth for eight hours.
Yo, Jeepers, what the fuck did you just type, bro?
What the fuck did you just type, Jeepers?
What did you just- what the fuck did you just fucking type?
What the fuck did you just type Jeepers? Jeepers, I'm not even streaming. I'm not even live yet.
You typed this before I went live and you said Jinxie deserves a real man.
They scared me so I'm not gonna lie to them
Trucks right up I know
If you know that I know
We waited all that time
I was keeping an eye on the client
I'm bold, I'm a cheater
She's loving my dinner
I just did shrooms in my living room
And I'm seeing shit so cheater
I'm an animal, hi-yah
I was mean but it
LOCK THE FUCKING
Just bought me a
As a kid I was always a leader
And I cheered that shit
Then I come back cleaner
I clean it
I'm the boy of my boss
I take hold of the stock
I don't care what it costs
I'm a fire to drop
Hey where is this guy from? Is he from Liverpool bro? I've heard that I think. Is Estee Kid from Liverpool?
Is he actually? Liverpool, holy arse! Bro, he's from Liverpool dude.
But that's what I'm saying bro, like Liverpool is just a fucking peak ass fucking city bro.
Liverpool is a peak-ass city. Best club in the Premier League and SD kids from Liverpool.
But who else is from Liverpool? Isn't fucking Paddy the Batty from Liverpool? I'm a scousa.
We don't get knocked out. Cheson Paddy the Batty from Liverpool too?
Sandbro, a lot of aura, a lot of aura.
Jack, read the title. Today, yes, all in today.
I'm winning a Rocket League tournament.
Well, first off, react to the Avenger video.
Pan-Pit, beautiful video.
Winning a Rocket League tournament.
Yes, I'm winning, yes.
Believe! Today's the day.
Day 3 of Valorant.
Road to getting ranked, bro.
Road to unlocking ranked.
And we're gonna cap the stream off
with 100 Roma 2 cases.
I thought about it.
I couldn't quit many times.
I couldn't quit many times to stop the rain cake.
There's a reason why I woke up today.
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Day three of out of it winning a rock-e-li tournament today
Hundred cases at the end of the stream. Oh, yes
100 chrome of two cases with the big boy knives in there
So yeah, it's gonna be peak. It's gonna be peak. It's gonna be peak. Um
But chat burst off how is your day going in a scale of one to ten? How is your day going?
How is your day going? Oh, just get one of them
I'm more of like a bird. It's your one. No one cares. Uh, oh wait, sorry
Dinksy, would you take a fat dump on my face if I let you?
We're not on YouTube. YouTube, as I know, this is the third day in a row. I've said this third day in a row. We've done it.
YouTube, I'm no longer a part time YouTube streamer. We are a YouTube streamer and a Twitch streamer. If I end on Twitch, I'm ending on YouTube. We're never ending early on YouTube again.
All right, I gotcha, bro.
I'm locked in.
Now, I believe we're gonna have a Rocket League tournament
at five or seven or six.
Chat, what is the tournament?
What's the Rocket League tournament schedule today?
I need to really, I really didn't plan this out today
because we're fucking winning.
What is the tournament schedule?
What is that five?
Probably six or seven PDBBCs that shut the fuck up
Liverpool game. Oh, yeah, we didn't we didn't really get to talk about this now. We need to before we talk about anything
What did I fucking
Say! Dominic Sabazviฤ, 25th medical, Hugo Ekatike,
51st medical, right here, the goat himself.
Graven Butz, Mo Salah. People said Mo Salah was having a bad season.
People said Mo Salah was washed.
He scored back-to-back games, buddy.
Now, Jack, let's read the stats, right?
Because, you know, maybe Liverpool, you know, there's going to be some delusional things.
some delusional fucking arsenal fan tries to say Liverpool isn't the best club in the prem
let's read the stats 28 shots to two i've never even seen that
brother i've watched football my entire life i've never even seen that a 26 shot differential
are we dead at 16 shots on target to one 56 possession to 44 percent 503 passes to
I'm telling you, bro, I predicted, I didn't predict,
Champions League final, Barca and Liverpool.
If that happens, I'm gonna be sad and happy at the same time
because one of them has to lose.
I hope that doesn't happen.
I kind of hope that does happen
because I will be happy, but also be sad.
But yeah, yesterday was the best day for football
and ever, bro.
Barca wins seven to fucking two,
Liverpool wins four mil.
Best day for football and ever, bro.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you,
best day for football never go football is healing football is healing chat
arsenal is better uh no they're not arsenal is not it's arsenal doing this to get a task away
no no they're not arsenal is not doing this to get a task away no they're not
Liverpool's a better 12 buddy hey second about a pink peg leave on
start thinking about it now I believe Liverpool specs opponents who does
Liverpool play next actually who does Liverpool play next at Champions League
who do they play next who do they play next
That's not good. That's like not good. Now look, I was saying to this, bro,
if Liverpool can beat PSG, they're winning the Champions League. But beating PSG is not
going to be easy, bro. We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens. But bro,
who does Barca play next? Barca plays. Who do they play next? Who does Barca play next,
I mean, this is another just easy fucking win for Barca.
So yeah, Barca's for sure like Barca's it's the easy win for Barca, bro.
That seems good.
They're not as good as Barca.
So yeah, bro.
We'll see bro.
Champions League's looking good though.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Byron game
Hey, son, son, 10 to 2 aggregate. Oh my God.
God, 10 to 2 aggregate, holy fuck!
Atlanta, y'all gotta fucking retire, bro.
10 to 2, 10 to 2 aggregate, Jesus Murphy.
Now chat, we have a banger video to react to today.
The name of today's video
is the Seven Levels of Competitive FPS Games.
Now, as you guys know, we like some FPS games around here.
So I wanna see the rankings.
I hope Rainbow Six Sieges up here and it's on this list.
What in God's name is that from Skicks?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
I've been known as the best.
People like to hate on Call of Duty now, dude,
but like Call of Duty Black Ops 2, bro,
like Call of Duty Black Ops,
like that kind of jump started like gaming.
Let's get one thing straight, not all competitive FPS games are created equal.
Yes! Facts!
Bro, facts! People are still playing COD in 2026, bro.
Some are crowd-pleasers, others are deep, tactical chess matches,
and one sits at the mountain top like an untouchable god.
Is she talking about Siege?
Now there's no way. Siege is niche, bro. There's no way she's talking about Siege.
But ranking them? That's where things get nuclear.
The competitive FPS scene isn't just about who can click heads the fastest.
It's about legacy, depth, cultural impact, and whether your game will be remembered in
five years or forgotten, past and a tick-tock trend.
We're leading to the golden age of tactical shi-
What is this?
Is this like a new card?
Ugh!
Shooters.
Yet half these games are built on foundations, shaked in a house of cards in a hurricane.
So buckle up, because here are seven levels of competitive FPS games.
No 1 The Graveyard Welcome to the FPS Graveyard.
For a million dollar budgets meet the reality and corporate ambitions get buried faster than
you can say server shutting down.
This isn't a single game, it's an entire tier of titles that convince themselves they
could dethrone the kings.
Let's pour one out for Sony's Concorde. Eight years in development, 400 million budget,
and it lasted exactly 14 days before getting yanked offline.
That's barely enough time for players to learn the character names. On the other hand,
X Defiant had everything going for it on paper. Ubisoft backing decent gunplay and nostalgic
faction teaming. But the decent doesn't cut it in this genre. Players tried it, shrugged,
and went back to the games that actually mattered. Meanwhile Spectre divide the launch with the bold
promise of controlling two bodies simultaneously. Innovative, absolutely. Sustainable as a competitive
ecosystem, the player count speaks for themselves. Each one had passionate developers here.
Tell people to calm down sometimes because I remember when people were glazing splitgate
in like the beta and then it's just like I haven't even heard of splitgate in like two
years.
Mechanics and corporate executives convinced they found the secret sauce.
Here's a brutal truth these games all learned too late.
Innovation without retention is just expensive fireworks.
The FPS graveyard is literally titled as a story that's getting different which unfortunately
isn't enough.
Level two, Call of Duty.
I think putting Call of Duty at level two is fair.
I think Call of Duty serves a purpose.
You know, if you get home and you just wanna crack open
a couple of beers and just run and gun,
I can't play Call of Duty like,
it's literally slop at this point, bro.
Like you spawn in, you run, you jump, you shoot,
you die, you respawn, you run, you jump, you shoot,
you die, you respawn.
Like when I was 12, I played COD,
but that was when like everyone played COD.
Like I don't even know of anyone who plays COD anymore.
Jeff, when is the last time your friend has told you like,
yo bro, let's hop on COD tonight?
Like bro, I'm gonna be honest like, that's actually weird.
That's weird than telling me to get on X Define.
I'm not playing COD bro, like I'm not playing COD.
Now like there's definitely like an older like audience
COD has for sure,
Let's start with the elephant wearing a golden headset, Call of Duty competitive.
The CDL pulls 100,000 plus viewers from finals and 126 million prize pools like candy.
When calling Call of Duty a competitive FPS, it feels like calling McDonald's fine dining.
Yeah, I would never use competitive as a word to describe COD.
Like, there's debt, like, someone's gonna be like, like, obviously every game has COMP
and every game has PROD, but like, when you think of competitive gaming, you don't
think of COD.
Like, COD is very casual.
There are millions to consume it, but is anyone really taking it seriously when the
game literally aims for you?
Here's the brutal truth a CDL apologist won't admit, all of duty's aim assist is so aggressive
it practically plays a game for you.
Great talking rotational aim assist attracts targets through walls, bullet magnetism that
bends shots towards enemies, and sticky crosshairs that make messing harder than hitting.
So how do you build a competitive scene around mechanics?
Yeah, so it's like you compare Siege to Cod, right? Like, boom, Siege has no aim assist, Cod has aim assist, Siege has like 75 operators, Cod, you just play the same guy, Siege has crazy recoil patterns, crazy destructions on maps, it's just like, it's like checkers and chess is the way I would describe Cod and Siege, like honestly.
that reduced the skill gap to almost nothing.
Meanwhile, the scene also resets itself every single year like competitive amnesia.
New game, new meta, new maps, new everything.
The numbers look impressive on paper.
Optip vs. Faze Grand Finals pooling 250,000 viewers,
$300,000 paychecks for champions.
But strip away the marketing budget and nostalgia
and you're left with an elaborate commercial...
Okay, you gotta look at it like did cod is like trillionaires at this point, bro
Like cod was the face of gaming in like the 2010s 2009s like I mean the next $70 release
It's pretty much competitive fast food engineers, but it's cool though because I'm sorry for pausing
But this is just a fun video. It's cool because you could see how much games have advanced like
like Valorant or like siege or like, you know CS go like
Like, when COD was starting, none of these games were around.
Like, I think CSGO came out, or Counter-Strike came out in like 1996 or something.
Call of Duty's been around since when did COD come out?
Like 1990?
For mass appeal, profitable as hell, but ultimately very disposable.
Level 3 Halo.
This is interesting.
I've never, okay I played Halo one time on my cousin's Xbox when I was like 7.
I missed this era of gaming, but I heard Halo was like peak.
Halo literally wrote the blueprint for console e-sports when most of you were still learning
to walk, before Counter-Strike was selling out.
out of Venus, Master Chief was packing MLG events with 50k streaming fans, watching split
screen or lockout duels.
The 2007 MLG Vegas finals between Final Boss and Carbon pulled the numbers that would make
modern Halo Championship Series event cry.
But let's address the uncomfortable truth.
Halo today is a former Heavyweight Champion still throwing punches at 50.
The Halo World Championship 2023 peaked at 115,000 viewers, which is respectable, but
a far cry from what other esports games routinely pull.
Modern Halo is living off legacy modern current relevance and everyone knows.
Yet here's why Halo still deserves this spot.
It proved console FPS could be just as skill-intensive as PC games when everyone said it was impossible.
foreshad, BR kills, phone timing mastery, power weapon control, this wasn't casual couch
gaming.
Halo pioneered the LAN party atmosphere that every modern e-sports event tries to recapture.
Those MLG Anaheim crowds weren't just watching a game, they were witnessing history.
The game might be swimming in a smaller pond now, but it's a pond Halo helped dig.
That counts for something, even if the current fish aren't as big as they used to be.
Level 4 Overwatch is the most expensive lesson in
eSports history and we all got to watch the train wreck in 4k.
Activision Blizzard with 20 million franchise fees at the Overwatch League convinced they
could buy their way into traditional sports legitimacy.
For one brief running moment in 2018-2019 it actually looked like it might work.
40 million-plus viewers for grand finals, celebrity investors, ESPN coverage.
Then reality delivered a brutal lesson in why you can't just throw money at competitive
integrity.
The viewing experience was pure chaos.
If you weren't already deep into Overwatch, watching Overwatch League felt like trying
to understand quantum physics during the season.
Six ultimates going off simultaneously while casters screamed about huge graphs and perfect
transcendence, which made zero sense to outsiders.
But the real killer was solo queue.
Six strangers trying to coordinate dive compositions in ultimate timing.
It was like-
Yeah, bro, to my understanding of like hero shooters is like the roles really matter.
So like, I feel like solo queuing on Overwatch or Marvel Rivals would just, I mean, that's
like 30 times worse than Siege.
Taking a pick of a basketball team to run Lakers level plays, the disconnect between
with pros played and with regular players experience was so massive that watching Overwatch
leaked felt like watching...
Somebody say...
Massive.
...a different game entirely.
The Overwatch 2 transition was...
I need to get my shit together, bro.
Like I'm 25 almost.
...supposed to fix everything, 5v5, roll locks, simplified gameplay.
Instead it felt like renovating a house by burning it down first.
PDE promises were broken, legacy content was deleted, and long-time fans felt betrayed.
Current Overwatch League viewership rarely cracks 50k for regular season matches.
That's a 90% decline from peak numbers.
But here's what Overwatch got right.
It proved hero shooters could work at the highest level.
It denormalized ability-based FPS mechanics across the industry, and it created genuinely
incredible moments.
Profits, Genji Blade on Dorado, London Spitfire's Championship run, Iron's Widow headshots,
pure poor trivony work.
The problem wasn't the game.
It was trying to force Lightning into a bottle made of corporate expectations.
Level 5.
Rainbow's...
No!
Dude, he put it at 5 out of 7.
I'm not mad at that.
So what's the lat like that?
Six siege.
If Call of Duty...
I'm not mad at that bro, that's respect!
That is respect!
Please competitive fast food, Rainbow Six CH is at Michelin Star restaurant where the chef person...
Yo, this guy knows ball, this guy knows ball.
Only insults you.
This guy knows puck.
You can't appreciate the molecular gastronomy.
This game doesn't just have a learning curve.
It has a learning clip that most players fall off before...
And...
Okay, I love what he just said.
The biggest problem with siege is it loses probably 90% of the people that try it in the first month because they're just miserable brown.
They don't know what they're doing or what they're dying to, which like you got that's why the siege community is so sick because you have to be sick in the head to push through the first like 10, 20 hours.
Now the people that started siege in year one that's way different because everybody was clueless in year one.
But like if you're starting Siege in like 2023 2024 like you had to actually love the game
Because like it's brutal like it's the most brutal game. I think ever for a first-time player
I can't think of a worse game
Like when I play CS or when I play Valorant, I understand what I'm supposed to do. I'm just terrible
I'm terrible at it
But like I don't understand exactly what I'm supposed to do
But I understand somewhat of what I'm supposed to do Siege. It's like you don't even know what's happening
or they understand they're even climbing.
But that brutal complexity is exactly why Siege works as a tier 1 esport.
The 6th Invitational 2024 sold out a 10,000 Siege Montreal or best, that was the best event
they've ever did.
Oh no not Montreal, I thought he was talking about South Bala.
Arena filled with fans who understood that watching Bula execute a perfect runout or
G2's site execute unfold is just as thrilling as any nose-cloak montage.
These aren't aimed duels, they're tactical puzzles where one zone spot or reinforcement
placement can determine the entire round.
The numbers back at up to 6 invitational consistently pulls 300,000 concurrent viewers across platforms,
with a $3 million price pooled at rival majors.
The pro scene might not have CS's massive casual crossover or Valorant's corporate
polish, but what it lacks in accessibility it makes up for in pure competitive integrity.
I think the biggest problem with pro R6 is like not enough people know pros.
And like it's getting better with like you know like stop in and like spoi and shiko and
bow low but like most people like they don't even know who's on the team so like they don't
care you know what I mean.
Every operator ban, every side take, every utility troll matters.
Siege has something most games never achieve.
A community that genuinely respects the skill ceiling.
Once someone gets demolished by Pengo or Canadian and instead of complaining about RNG, they'll
study the plot to understand the 4D chess-moved Aegis witness.
The game demands your intellectual respect, which is why it has been a competitive legitimacy
that fleshier titles still chase.
Plus, there's deep satisfaction in watching streamers confidently load into ranked thinking
siege looks easy.
to get absolutely dismantled by game sense that didn't even know existed.
Level 6 VALORANT
Riot games looked at counters with a 20 year dominance and said, we can do that, but with
a better infrastructure, international storylines and abilities that actually matter.
And you know what's infuriating, they were absolutely right about almost everything.
Some champions 2023, 1.4 million peak viewers, Istanbul arena sold out in minutes, fanatic
vs EG Grand Finals that had more production value than some olympic events.
The VCT system creates genuine regional rivalries.
NA vs EMEA isn't just marketing, it's built into the tournament structure.
Meanwhile CS fans were still arguing about major formats from 2015.
Here's what makes Valorant genuinely terrifying to other tactical shooters.
Wires took CS's greatest weakness.
Valve's hands-off approach and weaponized it into Valorant's greatest strength.
Consistent updates, aggressive anti-cheat that actually works, ranked system that makes
sense, tournament production that makes-
Yeah, but like the undeniable thing about CS, bro, is like the market on that.
Like, you can't sell or buy a skin on Valorant.
Like, you only fucking riot can.
CS's skin market is the greatest of any game ever.
Other esports look amateur.
They didn't just copy Counter Strike, they improved on almost every aspect of the competitive
experience.
The abilities debate is where things get spicy.
CS purists will die on their hill that Jetta-
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know, man.
I like the Valorant gameplay, but like something about the bare bones to CS I like as well.
But I kinda- it's like a mix of both.
I like the abilities but like on CS when it's just like smokes, grenades and flashes, it's
pretty pure, like it's very pure.
Ashes and Omen's smokes somehow reduce skill expression.
But watch Aspa's entry frag or Chronicle Clutch impossible rounds and tell me abilities
are crutches.
The game demands everything CS requires.
Cross replacement, economy management, tactical awareness while adding another layer of utility
mastery that separates the two players from great ones.
Is it as pure as Counter-Strike?
It depends on your definition of purity.
Is it building the more sustainable competitive ecosystem?
The numbers don't lie.
Riot's international tournament structure, regional leagues and consistent content pipeline
make Valorant the most professionally managed tactical shooter in existence.
That's not just good game design, it's good business.
The only real question is whether Valorant can maintain this momentum when the honeymoon
period ends.
or if it's just really really good at being shiny and new.
Level 7 Counter Strike
We arrive at the final boss. Counter Strike isn't just a game. It's a competitive religion that's
been converting believers for over two decades. From 1.6 CPL tournaments to sources,
brief detour to global offensive major dominance, to CS2's walking resurrection, this franchise
has survived engine changes, meta evolutions, roster dynasties and countless CS killers that
where the game looked a lot different back then
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the numbers are
what does this have us?
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I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
They're simply untouchable.
CSU Launch pulled 1.8 million concurrent players.
PGL Major stock on 2021 peaked at 2.7 million viewers across all platforms.
And the Paris Major 2023 sold out Arena 9000 seats in under 20 minutes.
This isn't regional success.
This is global cultural dominance spanning literal decades.
But statistics said there are 15 to 6 that he used to go up like furloughers don't capture what makes Counter-Strike truly special
It's the purest test of FPS skill that exists. No abilities to bail you out. No random environmental destruction
No hero swapped mid-round. No aim assist training wheels. Just positioning, raw mechanical aim,
economy management and tactical execution
refined over 20 plus years of competitive evolution. Just think about Simples jumping double from cash
Flash, Cold Zero's Mirage Quad Kill, Devices Timing, GetWrite Clutches, these moments transcend
gaming and become genuine sports history.
The game creates legends, not just good players.
Navi, Astralis, SK Gaming, Fnatic, NIP, these Orange's teams, they're dynasties with
legitimate claim to the athletic greatness.
Here's why CS has survived when every competitive has faltered.
It respects its own fundamentals.
are incremental, not revolutionary. The core AK spray pattern hasn't changed since 1999.
And what? It's had the same AK spray pattern since 1999.
That consistency is a feature, not a bug. Yo, oh my god. This is old dust, huh?
Thurs can invest 10,000 hours into perfecting their craft without worrying that next month's
patch will make their muscle memory obsolete.
Even CS2 Disasterous Launch, Broken Hitrag, Missing Features, Community Revolt couldn't
kill the scene.
The competitive ecosystem was so robust that players just adapted and kept grinding.
Major tournaments still sold out, pro salaries stayed stable, and Valve slowly fixed the
issues while the scene proved its own resilience.
That's the power of untouchable legacy.
You can stumble without falling.
Counter Strike doesn't just sit at the top of competitive FPS.
It is competitive FPS, the standard against which every other tactical shooter is measured
and found wanting.
The Ora Uncomfortable Shoot Here's what separates the pretenders from the
champions.
Longevity built on competitive integrity, not marketing budgets or viral moments.
The games at the top didn't get there by accident.
They earned their position by proving they can sustain professional ecosystems that
outlines hardware generations, meta shifts, and changing social media algorithms.
Counter-strike dominates because it's proven it can evolve without losing its soul.
The fundamentals that made 1.6 compelling still drive CS2's competitive scene.
That's not stagnation, that's perfection of porn.
Valorant represents the hungry challenger with superior infrastructure, but shorter
history.
It's doing everything right from a business perspective.
But business success doesn't automatically equal competitive labors.
Time will tell whether a biased corporate approach can generate the organic passion that
keeps CS alive across decades.
On the other hand, Siege carved out its tactical niche and owns it completely, building genuine
competitive respect to pure complexity rather than accessibility.
Overwatch proved that corporate money can't buy lasting ease for its legitimacy.
an advanced roots competitive integrity.
Damn, so did Overwatch just like completely die?
Cause bro, I remember when I was like the top game in like 2016, 2017.
Did Overwatch like completely die chat?
Kind of?
Bro, that's actually really depressing, bro.
Not franchise fees.
But here's the thing about...
And like, I'm sure Marvel Rivals didn't help it at all.
But if hierarchies, they exist to be challenged, not accepted.
Maybe you believe Overwatch's mechanical complexity deserves more respect than current viewership suggests.
Maybe you're convinced that Halo's console legacy should carry more weight.
Yeah, like part of me wishes I was a little bit older, so I could have like experienced the Halo era.
Cause bro, I heard it's like, just peak.
But I never, I never got to play Halo.
Like my first game I got into was like Call of Duty Black Ops.
in the current numbers. So here is my challenge. Rank these 7 games yourself, but defend your rankings
with more than nostalgia and wishful thinking. Consider competitive integrities, heel seam,
and it's a huge experience, professional.
Like for me, I would have like,
out of these seven games, what is the,
I mean, what am I ranking it off of?
Like, you know what I mean?
What game is the hardest to learn?
Probably Siege, bro.
Siege is probably the hardest FPS to learn,
which is why like, and I love Siege,
but Siege will just never compete with like CS
or like Valorant, because it's like, it's just too hard to learn.
It's too hard of a game to learn.
But I can also be unbiased and see like Siege has horrific problems,
like really bad problems, but it's getting better.
But like, I think Siege is, in my opinion, unbiased, like harder to
learn than like CS or Valorant.
Not that CS and Valorant aren't hard to learn.
But I just think like, I'm gonna try to my right or my wrong.
Like, Siege is probably the hardest to learn, but that doesn't really mean it's good, it
doesn't mean it's good in a way or bad.
Siege is like the most, like if you're trying to challenge yourself, Siege is the most challenging
FPS you'll ever play.
You'll be miserable for the first 100 hours.
But if you can get through the first 100 hours, you're probably really going to like
the game.
The thing is, most people don't get through the first 100 hours.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm terrible at CS, and I'm terrible at Vowler,
I'm not an idiot.
I have a lot of stuff to learn on those games,
and I wanna learn, but it's like,
it's still just, those games are not gonna be
as difficult to learn at CS.
CS is the most difficult FPS to learn, hands down.
It's a lot, bro.
But yeah, bro.
Chad, that was a banger video, Nick.
That was a banger video.
Gotham Chatham made a video.
What is this?
Gotham Chess bit
No fucking way no fucking way
No fucking way you need to be honest. There's no way. Oh my god. I would watch it, but it's 24 minutes
On unreal 100 he low chess
Ladies and gentlemen, I have made a lot of different types of content as it pertains to chess
One thing that is quite rare on this channel is for hundreds of you to write in my comment section to review a match as it happens live.
Why did y'all do this? Why did y'all do this?
Jack! Bro, just let it go! It was the worst chess game ever played!
Like, I kind of want to watch this.
And that is exactly what I will be doing in today's video.
I will be covering two games in a mini-match that you played between Jinxie and stable Ronaldo
In case you don't know who either of these gentlemen are they are massive
Yeah, yeah streamers. I think I'm buying they have over 25 or 30 million followers
They are chatting really big and really really good
It's got them gonna like rip into the gameplay at what they do
They were live streaming recently and they went toe-to-toe in 10 different games
and one of those games was chess and these were some pretty incredible games
so I will be breaking these down I will be doing my usual work as an
educational content creator giving a little bit of advice educating entertaining
you along the way and you know I'm gonna try not to tease for a lot of these
moves because I read that stable Ronaldo was six foot five and I would
prefer not to get you know stomped on I'm also a little bit sick in case you
can tell have a little bit of this like five foot I've met Ron Brown is he's
gonna tell you don't be different browns like five foot seven I'm just gonna be
with a bow flew right now and I'm not sure these names made it any better so
here we go all right what happens when two incredibly diverse video game
creators here battle and chess well I knew it was off to a bad start but
only for Mr. Ronaldo because in this position he asked his opponent, hey, can you explain
which of the pieces I have to get? So with Black in the first game, he asked Jinxie,
he asked him, which of the pieces do I have to get? And Jinxie was like, you gotta get
the king. Mind you, it took me two games and a buzzer beater to checkmate this guy.
how fucking bad I am at chess I had the buzzer beater beat him on the second
you imagine going into a chess game and not actually knowing anything honestly
what you're about to witness is quite impressive given that that was the
prerequisite knowledge jinx he clearly had the edge and a little bit more
experience by the way kind of crazy they played a real opening I literally
just made a short about this opening and I explained that sometimes people
lose their queen well you're about to see exactly that e3 e5 and not moving the
dark-squared bishop out of the way Jinxie here captures this pawn Ronaldo you
know he takes back I don't know if I'm supposed to call him Ron or Ronaldo I
guess I'll call him wrong for sure I really I'm not sure Queen's gone
yo yo this was this was bro this was like a lobotomy bro I this was bad
Queen's absolutely gone. So I'm thinking alright.
Jasey's gonna win the chess. There's not gonna be much to cover.
Hard.
Bro, A, watch that shit!
I was not like, come on, come on, I was not that bad.
No. So he does take the queen. Ron doesn't even take it back.
He brings the king forward to D7.
So we're still not developing the Knights of the Bishops. Obviously you
don't want to lose the queen very early in a chess game.
White goes queen takes d5 check. Ron thinks it's made.
The fuck did he just say? White goes queen takes d5 check.
Like what?
He's asking because they're on a voice call as well.
He's like, is it made? He finds the escape move.
Jinxie here takes this pawn. He goes here.
Still not taking the bishop.
Bishop to b5 check is the move that Jinxie opts for.
He can also take on c7 here. Defended by the bishop.
I didn't even think about that. Defended by the bishop.
Wow take the king would move and then you would take on c8
He goes check night blocks at this point Jinxie understands
He is trying to make the king like the king is out here and what's even worse is the king is out here
so
after knight c3 king e6
Jinxie gives a million more checks and we land in this position
Hey
I'm like it wasn't a million checks queen g5 king takes e4 now
I personally think that Jinxie is simply a man of the people.
I think he's simply a man of the content.
He knows that he can't win the game that fast.
If he won the game, this would have been.
So first off, let me just say thank you.
Like legitimately, it bingo.
That's exactly yes.
You are dead on the money, Gotham.
I wasn't checkmating Ron just so we could make it entertaining.
I didn't have a problem.
I know how to checkmate easily, bro.
I was just doing it to sort of, you know, I was being a man of people.
I could easily checkmate.
The three minute video probably wouldn't have even been a video.
White has two moves here that deliver checkmate.
Wait, two moves here that deliver checkmate.
Say you swear to God.
One of them is to push the pawn tricky move, but how's that checkmate?
Because if the pawn goes here, he takes, oh, he can't take, then if it goes here, he
lies towards the bishop.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It can't go anywhere.
If I, what did I do?
Logical and then you have to see that the queen protects this pawn and the king has
no escape.
The other one is bringing the bishop back to d3.
Wait, so what did I do?
moves and seeing that it's protected not always easy thing I like his move though
he plays rookie one and now the black king really just has absolutely nowhere
wait he liked my move okay so why didn't I check mate here to go I mean it is it
is made a handful of different ways not only is it made a handful of different
ways Ron here plays night d4 that is actually one of the ways rook takes
night with the rook that you just moved is a mate the other mate is still
moving the bishop back
uh... to my shock and my horror and my dismay
jinxie here was like
all one and eighty if you put his night here he took it he took it in six
seconds it's no longer made
uh...
but it's not really that easy though
it's not easy at all
what do you mean l iq somebody's screwed up and bad that puts me
I didn't know it was I didn't know I could have just made it in there. So it's no longer a checkmate
Still you have f3 and you have Bishop d3. I still have opportunities to checkmate
So what did I do now?
But now you have to be a little bit more precise Bishop g4 the move chosen here
There is now only one main and one which is Queen e5 little bit of a how's that a mate?
How's that a mate cuz can he just take if my Queen's right here, can he just owe the pawn?
I'm so fucking stupid. I forget pawns can like take. So if I go clean here, if he can't take, take.
He's right. That would have been checkmate again. Oh my god!
Sandwich move, defended by the center pawn. I gotta rematch Ron. On D4.
Jinx he plays here. I'm thinking like,
this is a wrap, right? I mean, he's up 20, like 14 points of material.
But no, he really struggles here. You know, he keeps giving these checks. What's kind of insane in this position is that
You can give a check with the night
He ends up going here and he totally freaks out Ron figures out he could take the Queen now. It's anybody's game
I just yeah, it's like I'm not actually this fucking unintelligent
It's just I need time to focus bro, and I have ADHD like I forget about you
Jinxie is still going for the king which is really good the king now runs here and
Jinxie has probably given like 12 checks already in this position
He just found one more check he would have won the game
He would have won the game because Bishop C4 is actually the only move here
That is a check for white and it just so happens to be a checkmate. Oh my fucking god. Oh my fucking god
I mean, I could have checked and made it nine times.
Like what?
Very reminiscent of the fried liver.
So the fried liver opening is something that both of these gentlemen should
consider adding to their toolbox when the king goes to G8
and the king is mated on that diagonal.
And in this particular game, that's exactly the same situation.
The king is, you know, boxed in by another piece.
Never box in your king like that.
Never do that. Wow.
note to self. I kind of want to learn chess, because I mean, 177, I mean, come on.
Only one escape score. So Bishop C4 here would have been made.
I'm going to play one game of chess.
And and Ron, I told you, Ron literally does not know the rules.
He takes on F2 and he goes, check.
And Jinx, he takes and I'm like, all right, well, Jinx, he's back in business.
He's obviously going to win the game.
Now, it takes a little bit of time actually, I really like the technique that Jinxie chooses.
He correctly evaluates that he can promote this pawn that was very smart.
That got him.
Thank you.
See, like, I'm not really a hundred elo.
I'm probably on a good day, 300 elo.
Thank you, bro.
But he is taking a little bit too much time.
He does have one more made in one.
That's like the fifth or the sixth one ripped to D4 there would have just been a mate.
he goes here totally dominant up a road up a night obviously like rushing very
good position up multiple ponds dude it's gonna get bad here in the last minute
it's gonna get bad cuz I just didn't know how to fucking checkmate him grabbed
another pawn panics here a little bit but right here he starts going I'm not
good enough to checkmate that is exactly what I said so the fastest way to
checkmate here would of course be to find a way to do a latter mate with the
two rooks push the king this way like rookie seven king f4 rook f8 king g5 and
something like this you know rook h8 if King goes here you push it into the
wall it has nowhere else to go. Wow that is smart. You would have to find a mate like this
but the other thing you can do is to go promote a queen. It's much easier with a queen but you do
have to be a little bit careful not to stalemate the king. So latter mate. Unfortunately in the
low time situation, Jinxie panics a little bit. He realizes a little bit too late that he can
push the pawn but in doing that he loses both roots because he tunnel vision. I can't watch
this. I actually cannot watch this video. Bro, it's like watching a car crash that you
caused. Literally, like if it's just really hard to watch.
And he doesn't have a lot of time remaining. And even here, the cleanest way would be-
I'm better than this though. Like I know I am. This was bad.
Like a second queen and do a ladder mate. Always got to be thinking ladder mate,
two queens, queen and rug, or cut the king off. And in this particular instance,
can actually just mate with the queen and the pawn. Of course you can also you know
bring the king and do it that way. This first game though ends in a draw. So
Jinxie is completely winning. He manages to promote all his pawns but he runs out
of time. He runs out of time. So he promoted one pawn on d8, one pawn on c8,
and then he promoted a pawn on g8 as well. So he ended up this game with
four different queens but he runs out of time. A draw is not a draw. No, I'd say
you swear to god i had four queens this game yo chat is that factually accurate did i actually
have four queens i had four queens and i tied good enough so we got to see the boys also
ron tried to say he won because he had more time than me like what type of infant shit is that
back one time obviously jinx see the more experienced player um ron scrappy though all
all the way to the end doesn't even lose a chess game even though he doesn't fully know
the rules.
Now Dave too was cinema.
They played a second game.
This second game was crazy.
Absolutely crazy.
So I'm going to drink some hot water.
I believe it was 0.006 second checkmate on this game.
Like no time.
It was smooth.
Chess when you're a beginner is so wild and so random but it gets better.
You know because it's all pattern recognition it has nothing to do with intelligence.
A lot of the comments that I received for
covering these two games because they're such big content creators was like, oh, my God,
it was like the dumbest thing I ever saw.
Like, you know, when all of you started chess, you were also
thank you. Hey, not very good.
When I got them, thank you, Rob.
I started chess. I also wasn't very good.
So no hate. Anyway, E3 from Ron.
He takes the little double pond approach.
Jinx, he takes this is how you know somebody anew, bro.
This is how you know somebody anew.
When they do the one pond, bro, you got to do the two ponds for the first
move. So you know somebody. It's a lot of space in the second game.
You know, he's like, all right, enough is enough.
I'm obviously the more experienced player. Yes, he is.
He has played a lot more games. Yes.
H4 powerful opening from Ron, pushing some ponds.
Life develops the night to the middle.
And now, Ron, of course, you know, you don't want to move at age
upon early. You want to take as much space in the center as you can.
You guys should watch the slow run, whether it's
the streamers or anybody else develop your bishops develop your knights go to
the middle of the board you don't want to do this night on the outskirts of the
board not particularly good also moving a piece multiple times in the beginning
I like this move from Jinx C pawn to e4 of course I would have preferred maybe
developing a bishop or bringing another pawn again moving the same piece
multiple times not always good c4 here yeah c4 I cannot predict a single one
of their moves. Really? I legitimately think a lot of it is like clicking on a
piece and just moving it. Yep. Jinx. He captures Ron here, of course, should get
the night out. But Pawn takes very reasonable move as well. But still, we
need, you know, we need these ponds to move forward so they make space for the
other pieces. I don't like Jinx's next move, Pawn's R4. It's just a loss of a
pawn. It's not a terrible move. Yeah. But again, he should get his bishops
out in his other center. Ron just takes. Ron's got a good eye for capturing. I can
guarantee you that these two gentlemen have reached the position that has never
been reached before in chess, like ever. Is that good? There are more possible
positions of chess than Adams in the universe. That's what they say. I haven't
counted. Now Black plays the powerful move H5 again. I don't like these flying
pawn advances. You'll notice that the evaluation is now back to equal. It's
because White can sneak in with a bishop here and force the king out.
I don't really think that's gonna happen Ron now realizes the knight was poorly placed and brings it back to c3
But again, we're wasting time
The chess gods grant us knights and bishops and pawns
We want to use as much of them as possible
d4 knight is gonna come out bishop is gonna come out etc
Black goes d6 not a bad move because we're trying to get the light square bishop out
But dark square bishop out directly to the middle of the board the cup beautiful
This bishop would be covering the squares in the opponent's territory of bishops e5 very nice
Ah, Ron plays B4, B4 is simply a mistake, it loses a pawn, Black captures a pawn in
one move, apparently not even the best move according to the computer, but difficult to
fully understand everything the computer wants, and now Ron attacks the knight, good vision,
Jinxie brings the knight back to safety, I'm telling you, good vision, like every game
in chess you try to improve a little bit, you try to make less blunders than last
time.
Thank you, thank you.
Now this next move is a huge mistake, terrible move.
But like, what the fuck, like I just got edged, like come on.
is worth 3 points just because it can capture something doesn't mean it should. Bishop takes d6.
Oh it was Ron. It was... It was a dreadful move. It was Ron.
Dreadful. It was a 3 point piece for 1 point piece. So we don't even consider a move like this.
If I'm playing with white here I'm still looking at bishop d3, bishop g6.
Also looking at d4 probably taking a little bit of space etc. Bishop d6 is no good. I like queen d6.
Bringing out your most powerful attacking piece. Scoping out what you can capture. This is free.
Um, Ron here plays Rook H3.
Difficult to explain this one.
I think it's just a matter of like legal moves.
The bishop on the other side of the board can actually just straight up take that rook.
Board is a big place. You gotta think about the diagonal attackers.
I can't explain Jinxie's next move.
What the fuck does that mean, bro?
What the fuck? You're a chess YouTuber. Try to explain it. Come on.
Bro, come on, bro. I got a hundred fucking elo, man. Helping you out.
I think he just wanted to infiltrate with his queen, but he did just have a free pawn here.
He plays queen a3.
I think he was sort of mesmerized by the long queen move to the outskirts of the board,
but the queen there is not putting pressure on anything.
I wasn't mesmerized because everything in white's position was protected.
But to be honest with you at this level, as long as they're not blundering anything
in one move, I'm totally okay with it.
White plays knight a4 for a second time.
the second time we go out to the outskirts of the board, it will be better. But again,
we haven't gotten all the pieces out. We've got to get all the pieces out. That's why
we were granted them in the beginning of the game. Queen before. I'm a little bit concerned
here that Jinxie's going to end up losing his queen. Last, last game he had the queen.
Hey, hey, watch that. No, I don't think I'm all set as game.
Queen out. He can't remember losing at this game. I remember losing at the
very understand that the best way to attack a king is with the queen. It is the most
powerful piece but on her own the Queen is very vulnerable to getting captured.
Everything is protected in the position White goes a3 attacking the Queen
fantastic move everything is protected and Jinxi tunnel visions and plays
Queen takes c4 and in one move the eval bar trampolines upward because you have
lost a queen for a pawn. Not a knight, not anything queen takes for insane
Ronaldo who has never played chess before, before making his chess.com account, is
straight up about to pull off the impossible. G&C has played chess since
2020, sporadically, not super consistently, obviously still a beginner, but this is
insane. This man is about to pull off winning a chess. Yo, I don't remit like
chat. I'll be sure that that's accurate. Why is everybody laughing? I don't
I really remember doing that.
Are we sure that's what I did though?
Cause that's a crazy play.
Game is only a second game ever.
But he misses the queen.
That's why I don't remember.
Ron didn't take it.
He misses the queen.
He pushes the pawn.
He's forgetting about his home square pieces.
And he doesn't see that the queen is hanging.
But Jynxie takes the knight.
And this time, Ronaldo...
Alright, I'm the worst chess player in the world, literally.
I tried to give away my queen.
Ron is so bad that he didn't even...
I was gonna give away my queen for a pawn without realizing.
Ron's so bad he didn't even realize the next play I give away my queen again.
Activates the part of the brain that's like, wait a minute, I also have a queen.
day four. Alright, I need to hang it to fuck up, bro. I want to get good at chess, though,
like...
Jamesy's down a queen.
You realize how much like aura debt it is to be a hundred elone chess? You may as well
just stamp something that says I have an 85 IQ on your forehand, bro. And I don't
have 85 IQ. It's like a hundred and eight, I think.
Really big problem, because in the last game, when he lost his queen, he was
completely winning. Now he's not. Now White should go and trade all of Black's
pieces off the board leaving just the Queen to fight against the rest of these
pieces. King f7. So Bishop c4. You go after the King here. You try to bring the
Rook to the middle. You try to bring the Knight. White plays Bishop c4 check.
Fantastic move. Jynxc's King is running around in the middle of the board now.
See, I got them. I didn't box it. See, remember when Ron boxed up his king? My king has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 tiles you can go to.
92. Insane. Ronaldo is absolutely clutching up. He brings out the bishop in the night. That's going to be the only way to win here. You've got to get the knight into the game. There's no other way.
You've got to get the rook to attack the king. You've got to get the queen to attack the king, but you have to do it careful, right?
This game just set him up, by the way, Chad. Like, it's got two more minutes. This game was...
He plays g6. g6 is a very clever little move.
He sets up a trap.
If pawn takes pawn, bishop takes h3.
No way, right?
I mean, that would be really crazy if Jinxie catches Ron, because Ron, Ron likes to capture people.
I didn't think about that.
I'm going to be honest, Gotham.
Uh, there was no neurons filing at that point.
He's a beginner.
He's like, oh, g6.
I mean, every...
Wait, maybe I did mean to do that.
I might have enough brains to...
Maybe I did mean to do that.
this guy gives me something it's free he takes and boom I did mean to do that oh
my god there's some potential here I didn't mean to I did it so we can see
out of nowhere from the top row grabs the rook on the other side of the board
now it's game on because now white lost the full route that's that's a really
big deal in chess and like I said I'm sick so I apologize my voice sounds
In chess, the two most important things are material and king safety.
And right now, even though black got five points of material back, and technically black is
up a point, right here you can see it.
Black's king is terrible.
And that's a really big problem.
Now excellent board vision here from Ron, who plays knight to g1, attacking the bishop
on h3.
The bishop goes here and now just an absolutely utterly insane sequence of moves occurs.
How insane could the sequence of a... okay.
You're describing it like we're toddlers.
It couldn't have been that bad.
Fun.
Decides that his queen has had a good run and takes the knight on c6.
Never mind.
a son never mind bro he's dead on the money that just can't work I mean you
yeah I'm not this actually fucking cannot just take pieces you got to see if
they are protected and they are protected but Jinx he goes bishop takes
f3 he a lot I didn't take his oh my god actually I can't ever play chess again
I can't ever play chess again. I didn't know it was that bad. I didn't know it was that bad
I can't ever play this shit again. I was not just the queen to take the knight
He allows the queen to be in the territory of the king like the game is over a queen E6 check defended by the bishop
Take a knight
Fork take the rook take the bishop you're about to win like 15 points of material and black is just gonna be dead lost
But after bishop takes f3
Ronaldo seeing as though he just took one horse
Continues with the beginner logic. Let me take another horse. He takes another horse. So the Queen has now captured two horses
Jinx he takes a night of three
So Ron gets a night a night and a bishop
He got three pieces off the board for the Queen, but he is now losing
He is losing because he lost the rook
How do you have that rook on the board? He would be winning
But right now he has a brook, a bishop and a knight versus a brook.
The bishop's black is better, black has more material,
more powerful material. Brookie ate check. King walks out to f2.
Now what's going to happen when you put two 100 rated players into an end game
with a minute and 20 minute and 30 on the clock? It's going to be insane.
This game is going to have an absolutely ridiculous finish.
Black plays rook h6 looking to win the pawn.
Ron plays knight e5. Knight e5 is a good move. It defends the pawn on g6.
It all but it hangs this night twice, so it's not it's not the best move
Actually, it really only hangs at once
Because if King takes e5 rookie one would skewer the King through the rook which obviously was seen
What the fuck does that mean?
Instead of that Jinxi goes here and completely allows takes takes now. We have an opposite colored Bishop endgame
Opposite colored Bishop endgames are very frequently draws
But with roots on the board black is playing for a win
Jinxi here knows that in the endgame you have to activate rooks in their most powerful form.
The way you activate a rook in the most powerful form, especially in the endgame, is to put
the rook on the second rank of the opponent, attacking the pawn, but Ron spots that the
bishop can go back.
This is absolute cinema.
Jinxi only has a bishop and four pawns.
is absolutely no way he's going to win this game but watch watch what I do I
might have just sacrificed my rope for nothing but watch what I do it's just not
possible yes see this one I like it's like an edit it's like a edit he plays
C5 unfortunately Ron is too too excited he just loves to take stuff and he
forgets that he has a rook so he takes this pawn that's not a good move
because he just loses his bishop. But he does get some of Jinxi's remaining
material out of the way. Now if he plays rook f1, puts these pawns on light
squares, the dark-squared bishop of black is never gonna take the pawns. The rook
meanwhile will go eat everything. I am running out of vocal cord capacity. We
are we are really winding it down here. The medication is wearing off.
Unfortunately Ron plays d4 and loses another one of his pawns. So he
He also only has three pieces remaining, but he has a time advantage.
Now he plays rook a2, d3, a4, b6.
If rook d2, he's going to win this pawn, and then he's going to go and win these two pawns.
He plays a5, so he trades off his pawn, and now he can still maybe win, but probably not.
He needed to preserve some of the pawns.
can play bishop before and d2 here. And now the game is just a draw because White
will be forced to give up the rook for this pawn probably lose the bishop. Bring
the king over here and two pawns will not promote against the king in the
corner. a4 is not a good move though because now you can just take it.
King f5 a3 disaster strikes Ronaldo realizes now that he can take the
pawn but he realizes too late. He realizes at the worst possible moment he plays Rook
takes a 3 and now he's losing because the bishop can take and then you promote. But
see. Please D2. I don't I have no words from a chat. I legitimately I didn't know I was
this bad guy. Like seriously, I didn't know I was this bad. So now it is still anybody's
game. He does not take the route. This is insanity. Okay, one back. This should be
Defending the pawn, a5's coming, but it's still a draw.
Black can set up these two pieces to defend each other, and white is never going to break through.
The only way you win is if Black takes this pawn, and then you can deliver a mate on the outskirts of the board like this.
That would be crazy.
Rook takes a7 is bananas because it's a miracle move.
It's a literal miracle move.
Because now I can convert this to a queen safely.
Rook a7 is just a move that you play as a beginner because you can take a pawn
But you forgot that there's a queen you forgot that the guy can queen
But it's not the case
If you queen
It's mate
Boss oh
My god, okay. I okay. I don't even I like chat. I'm actually terrible. I'm legitimately terrible Wow
No. I'm legitimately terrible. I'm legitimately terrible.
Randaldo was literally never played chess before these games. This is his second chess game ever. It's about a beat jing-tsi.
Rook H7 is made on the board. He doesn't have a capture. The most forcing move that he has is a check. I am losing my voice doing this commentary.
Rook H7.
What does he do? Does he bring it back or something?
but he goes here and now here no he doesn't take the rook King goes here he
gives a check he gives a check Jinxie now has 11 seconds to win this game
Jinxie can win lose or draw this game he can draw this game by taking the
If he takes the rook, but then he runs out of time, it's a draw.
Because white does not have sufficient checkmating material.
But if you are late in a game like this, and you're not...
You don't think you can checkmate.
You can fork the king in the rook, and win the rook.
Or you can try to go for mate.
If you're trying to survive mate, you've got to run out this way.
Knock to the corner, because now the bishop can help, the queen can help, the king can come help.
He goes check.
Here, King h6. So this is made.
Jinxi has four seconds. The best move here to be resilient would be to give him a check.
Give him a couple of checks. If you check black a few times here,
Ronaldo will literally win this game. This game comes down to like three moves.
Ronaldo would have won his first chess game having learned the rules in the
previous game.
This would have been nuts.
He goes here, which is not that bad of a move
because you cannot move the queen now.
You take, but you have 2.7 seconds to deliver mate
in this position.
I locked it.
King H8.
This is mate, of course.
Wait, what?
How's that?
Oh, it is mate, oh my God.
But Jamesy goes here, he has 2.1.
I'm so fucking bad, this is bad.
Nothing about this was good or inspiring.
I remember this being better.
He seconds now to find mate.
He does.
With 0.6 seconds remaining,
Jim C clutches up in one of the most insane,
high-profile beginner games of chess
that the internet has ever seen.
This game had like 100,000 live viewers.
Chat, I'm gonna be honest with you guys.
I did not, like, I did not know.
chess was this deep
bro i'm like
i don't think i did one thing correct the entire two games like not want to
give it more viewers
then you'll eat just a petition like the candidates sometimes that may be i just
play a chess game right now
i can redeem myself i by sami in the chest dot com
no serious to the guys may have you know what maybe i could just like
let's a let's rebound
let's fucking bounce fucking back
and that's what it is though. Don't type oh no.
Watch greatness!
Watch greatness!
you
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So what I'm going to do is I'm going to play chess right now and I'm going to redeem myself.
That's what I'm going to do.
Havas, what is this?
Spirit vs. Liquid.
Wait, was this today?
March 19th.
Don't cut a 1.79 player rating.
Oh, Cabo.
1.97 player rating.
Wait, was this today?
But I didn't know there was a game today.
Alright, let's go, block the fucking.
Play online.
Wait, is this my account, I have eyes?
Oh my god, this is my account.
Alright.
I am currently 100 in 77ela.
Let's do Blitz, come on.
Oh, this guy's 138 elo.
Okay, it's not even possible for me to lose.
I'm going to try to do the things that got them sad.
I'm going to get my pawns up the field so I can involve my bishops and my knight.
I'm not going to embarrass myself this game.
Portuguese opening.
All right, so he can take, but if I do that, he's fucked.
Oh, I feel like locking it!
Yup, see, yeah, back up, bitch. That's what I thought.
Alright, so move the pawns upfield so we can focus on our bishops in our knights.
That's good because now his bishop has no play.
He's literally wasting moves. He's literally wasting moves.
Because now his bishop has to go back. If it takes, I take.
Yup, see, his bishop has to go back. I think I'm playing perfect right now.
Alright, now let's expose some weaknesses here. Let's go here. Wait, if that bishop
takes, I take. Let's go here because now we're contesting his pawn. Check it out, I'm locked in!
See bro, I'm not that bad. Just want like what? I'm not that bad. Alright, so he
goes there, which is a good play by him because now he can trade. So what I'm
gonna do is I'm gonna go right here to contest that horse now his horse is in
trouble I'm playing perfect his horse is in a lot of trouble chat bro I need to
get good at chess throughout that ass all right now he's gonna go horse there
cool that's fucking fine so what I'm gonna do I'm gonna castle why is it
not castling. Okay, never mind. Um, just give me a minute here. Let me think. I'm gonna
go here. Because now I'm gonna draw that pawn up. Now my bishop has space to lance
through. But not wait. He takes. I take he's gonna Bishop that. But then if he bishops,
I can force. If you bitch, I'm gonna say, force!
Do it. I fucking dare you.
Boom. But now, okay, wait, let me think.
Which pawn do I need more?
Back.
I have space on the outside now.
He goes...
Ooh, he goes bitch up here.
Um, interesting.
So now what if I go clean to contest his bishop?
I'm in tech.
What?
We don't want to put our king in a corner.
Just like Gotham said, never put your king in a corner.
If I take, he takes with his horse.
I'll take, he's going to take with his horse.
Okay.
But now he's contesting this pawn.
I'm gonna protect this pawn like this.
Now if he takes that, I just take with my king.
Easy peasy, I'm gonna take it.
We gotta get our queen involved.
Lock the fucking end.
Wait, I could check him.
I could check him.
I didn't realize I could check him.
Wait, is that me?
That's me.
Oh my god.
Wait, he's in checkmate, isn't he?
He just messed up.
He just blundered.
He just blundered.
I just took his queen.
Yes!
Okay now I'm gonna check hold up I could check me to I could check me to my
think no I can't I'm gonna just gonna check them anyways I should have did with
my rook
okay
I'm gonna contest that horse with my pawn what I want to do here let me cook I
I want to put my rook.
He's trying to get his queen back.
He's trying to get my queen back.
Let me think.
Wait a minute!
Instead of worrying about the horse,
I'm going to take his bishop.
Now he's in check!
He's in check!
Please!
Can I get a checkmate?
Can I get a checkmate for the boys?
I have another player.
He has to move his king, right?
Watch what I'm going to do.
I'm going to wreak havoc.
Oh, that was such a good play by him.
That was such a good play by him.
Oh, no.
That was so good.
We know.
No, it wasn't.
I'm going to do that.
He's fucked!
He's fucked!
Oh, my God.
Boom! He can't do anything! I can take his horse and his bishop!
Come on, I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win for you all, dad!
I'm gonna take his horse, bang, and then I can take his pawn and I can recheck that king!
I'm on a killing spree.
Ooh, smart cookie, smart cookie. Let me think.
I'm gonna move that rook so I can check him.
I'm so fucking locked in, I love chats!
I'm gonna move this rook down to the middle.
Come on, talk to me nicely.
Yes!
Plus 18, and we made him abandon.
I own you, bro!
One more match.
One more match.
No, no, I don't wanna challenge him.
Oh, yeah, yeah, oh fuck this guy's 200 E low. Okay. We need to actually lock in chat that guy was 130 low
This guy's 200. Gotham is watching you. Say you swear to God
Gotham I got you bro. I watched your video. You motivated me. All right. I'm not gonna make the ass out of myself anymore
Step one poor little Bishop. He's clogging up his lane. That's terrible. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go
You design up
I mean that's another job brother. They feel the fucking aura
They feel the fucking aura
New game we got to keep playing till it is
Like the pro this guy's from Germany
300 he low I'm getting sweaty now
Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay. I'm gonna take here. So always take your pawn
I can tell he's done that opening a lot. Let me think. I'll go horse here, and I'm
contesting his queen, and if his queen takes my pawn, I take. This is like crack.
Okay, he's gonna take my whore- no, okay. Let me think. So, what I'm gonna do now is
I'm going to go pawn to contest the queen and it blocks that travel from the horse.
It blocks that shot because he can't am I yep or protecting our horse.
This is good.
This guy is very aggressive with his queens.
Normal people are aggressive with their queen like that.
They lose their queen.
I like to get my horses involved first.
So now we're contesting that pawn with this horse.
Interesting.
I feel like it's just a blunder by him because look, there is a chance he goes in this pocket
here and takes my bishop.
He's going to go queen right here I think.
If he does that, no he can't because the bishop.
He can't do anything.
Wait, he has to sacrifice his pawn.
Nice guys, there we fucking go!
let's go okay stay focused he's gonna oh this is interesting okay he's
contesting my horse it's probably good to fall back here but then again not
have to there's not a single play where I don't die there's not a single play
where I don't die oh this place frisky though because I'm contesting the
queen this place brisky because I'm contesting the queen and move that queen
like a good boy now I'm gonna go pawn here so I can trade out if he takes my
horse I can trade out now my horse is protected now let's start checking this
fucker that Bistro is not threatening at all literally not threatening at all
If I go here, I lose my queen. If I go here, he's in check check bitch
That's the first check expect more to come expect more checks to come
Sacrifices Bishop I will lose
Interesting now this is a frisky play. Oh
No, it's not never mind. I would have actually lost the game if I did that
Okay, that was not frisky
Interesting. I'm in no threat. I put his bishop in a weird spot
what we're gonna do now. Fuck, this game is so hard. It's such a high-skill game. I'm gonna move my
rook in a killing position here. All my troops are protected and I'm up. I'm up. Oh no, we're tied.
Horse?
Interesting.
I want to find a way to just get...
Okay, let me contest his bishop.
This is so smart to do.
Let me contest his bishop.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Please don't see it.
Please don't see it.
Please don't see it.
Please don't see it.
Yes!
He could...
Wait, what?
Mind check?
Okay.
She was so worried about his bishop that he didn't see that his queen could have took my
rook.
He castles!
Bro, this guy's not allowed to castle, this guy's going to be sweaty as fuck.
Okay.
I want to set up my queen to where I can trade it.
Fuck!
My brain is so slow!
now this is good hold up he just sold the game I'm not even kidding he just
sold the game. I have a play. He just sold the game. I just sold the game. Please don't
horse. Please don't horse. Please don't horse my queen. Please don't horse my queen. Please
Please don't horse my queen. Please don't horse my queen. Please don't horse my queen.
Please don't horse my queen.
Yeah, I thought he sold the game, but I sold the game.
What the fuck is he doing? What's he doing?
checked me. Could I still win without a queen? Nah, there's no way. Wait, what happened to
my horse? Wait, I know how to get his queen. Watch this. Oh, I'm in check. I know how
to get his queen I have a two-pronged design watch this I know I get his
queen
he's gonna kill my rock now I guarantee it I'm in check again fuck me fuck this is
really hard this is not an easy okay I'm about to just fucking design I'm about
just fucking design guys seriously I'm getting fucking destroyed he's only 200
elo bro this kids is gonna keep checking me can I tie maybe is that my only play
to not get mated seriously that was it that was my only play to not get made
Are we dead ass?
I mean what am I like the worst fucking gamer ever?
Alright, one more, literally one more game then I'm done.
Wait, what's that opening where you win in three moves?
Chat, do y'all know what I'm talking about?
Chat, which one is it? What's the first move?
What's the opening? Bro had a brilliant.
Who did I did I had a brilliant I had a brilliant?
Scholars made e for
e for e
For then I go here right
Yes, this is how you do it. Oh my god. It's working perfect. This is how you do scholars mate
I remembered learning this wait. It's Queen H5 right Queen H5
Queen h5?
Oh my God, I'm a new scholar to me!
Queen h5?
Wait for it?
He countered it, I think.
Yeah.
Let's start here.
Is that mate?
Is that checkmate?
Is that checkmate or not?
Where does this go?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Where does he can go bishop here or queen?
Interesting.
Interesting.
Wait.
Wait.
I don't-
Is there a rocket turning around?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Chest is not easy, bro, chest is not easy.
Oh my God, call Gotham?
Bro, I can't like do chest trading today,
but if Gotham actually wants to teach me chest,
like sometime this week, I'm down, bro.
I'm gonna follow him on Twitter,
so I'm gonna text him on Twitter.
Let me get I'll text him on Twitter right now channel text on Twitter
There's a 2v2 tournament in an hour
Gotham I'm gonna text you on Twitter. I'm so down. Oh wait chat. He has to follow me back. He's 3000
this motherfucker Gotham chess is 3,000 he love
what wait that means 100 of my brain cells is one of his Gotham bro I'm so
down to learn chess bro just let me know like a day this week I can't today
Okay, but this week or next week, that is sick, I'm terrible, I'm literally terrible,
I need a coach.
Just for like an hour, like I need a coach, bro.
I'm so down to enter a chess arc chat, bro, because chat, it's so much like aura if you're
actually high elo in chess, bro.
Did I know what I'm saying?
All right, 2v2 tournament in an hour, let's actually focus now.
2v2 tournament in an hour, guys, let's go, let's lock in.
Chablet's lock in, guys!
That's not good!
Balls, you wanna play?
Balls, I think?
Balls, let me do one warm-up game, and then me and you will warm up,
and we'll win the 2v2 tournament.
Balls, I got you, baby.
Today's the day we win.
Focus!
First ever tournament win today, bitches!
First ever tournament win today bitches!
Lock it down.
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
What happened?
We're blue, right?
got them followed you back bet I'm gonna see on them right after this game I
would love to learn chess drop I'm literally a joke a chance
attack on Titan update bro I'm started season four yesterday I watched four
episodes. Bro, all I'm gonna say is, bro, Rhyna is really starting to grow on me. Rhyna
is really starting to grow on me, dude. The more you learn, go to me. Fuck, I gotta
score back I gotta score that run
Shisa Shisa Shisa Shisa Shisa
Ryder yeah Ryder Ryder I just mixed it up with Reyna from Valorant because I
was doing into Reyna last night. No bro Ryder is starting to grow on me dead
that's that bruh
because bro when you learn about like his backstory and shit go go yeah yeah
sadgy yeah bro it's actually really sad bro at the beginning of attack on
fighting like the first two seasons I hated Ryder but now I kind of like I
I understand. I get it.
DERRAMIN?
It's kind of sad.
WAIT I HAD FUUUUUUCK!
I wasn't analyzing how much space wa-
Bruh, I gotta pay more attention to that.
Guys, I didn't know it was like right in my net until it was-
You suck at rockin' me? Yeah bro, you don't want- GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Go, go, go.
I'm about to kill myself in GTX.
HOW AM I MISSING OPEN SHOT?!
I
Open that go open that open that
Right to you right to you shy sad
Open that, open that, open that, open that.
You, you, you, you, you.
He jacked right there.
He jacked!
One more.
Hit me over the metal.
that was such a limp dick touch no you're so ass hey is anybody inside me
fucking positive today
yo I mean I'm legitimately abysmal I'm abysmal no I just gotta warm up balls
I'm gonna divide trap them in this game mean you are gonna win every game of ranked we play and never gonna win the tournament
All right balls
Hey, Jim see you're so good at missing. That's not a compliment
Over the middle that's not to go that's a goal
Hey, Jinxie, Abysmal is a big word for you.
What does that mean?
It's really not a big word for me!
I'm not dumb!
Yo, bro, just because I'm 300 below in chess doesn't mean I'm stupid.
It does.
Okay, okay, what are you playing with tens not tonight Chad? We were going to but tens can't make it tonight
He's got something to plan
But soon
Hey, Jinx you might actually be the worst gamer ever
Hey, bro, I'm literally semi-professional in two games. How does that be? How does that feel?
I am bitch rule 1 rule 1 teammate teammate
y'all not gonna lie did I break that or did he break that somebody broke it
somebody broke it
2024 game or 2023 gamer of the year but one in three against noobs no I should
2023 game over here and yes we're tracking out of war forever
hey mods what's this two-and-twenty money mouth like mods you guys actually
Mom, you guys actually hate me. Like seriously. What is this 2-21 bullshit?
Enough!
Why would I leave the net open? It's because I'm reading this fucking text!
Hey, he's at go, hit the fucking ball!
Alright, so first game of the day, hey, hey, oh my god they had to score again.
Listen bro, first game of the day was rough, it's a warm up game because we have a tournament
in 50 minutes.
A 2v2 tournament that I plan on winning.
Text Gotham. Let me text Gotham chest right now.
I'm gonna, dude, I'm telling you.
I'm gonna lock in on chest, bro.
I'm telling you.
Let me text Gotham chest right now.
I'm gonna get my first ever chest lesson from
Gotham, either this week or next week.
Mox, there is a militia of chatters typing the 2 and 21
emote.
Clean that shit up!
All right, balls.
Are you ready to win a fucking tournament or not, balls?
Are you ready to win a fucking tournament or not, balls?
Shisa.
Balls run me again, run me again, run me again, run me again, run me again, run me again.
Can I just text to Gotham? I just text to Gotham.
Gimme host, gimme host baby.
Jack, 2v2 tournament in 50 minutes. 50 minutes, y'all.
Watch one YouTube video positive 52 times you're a loser.
Appreciate the glove and positivity and the kindness, Squirtle.
Everybody else got some shit to say!
Show us your rotate hole.
Yes, that's a goal!
See bro, I just needed balls.
Pause! Pause! Pause! Pause!
I just needed balls to be on my team.
Because now it's win, win, win, win, win, and then we win the tournament.
Balls trust me we got this baby trust me
Go go number two
What a nice balls with the best duo on this game balls
There's not a single plot one that can fuck with our shit. I
I actually think both me and you are the best platinum ones in the world.
We're winning a tournament today!
What an idiot! What an idiot! He missed the ball!
What an absolute idiot!
Balls going backwards. Oh my god.
That would have been awful.
Hey, Jinxie, shut the fuck up.
Alright?
Could you maybe try to be a little bit more polite, bro?
Yo, mobs!
Time out the people that are typing the Q and 21!
Alright, this emote needs to fucking go.
This emote needs to fucking go.
Seriously.
It's that, like, yo, bro.
Q and 21 one time let it go y'all high-fives carlin
What what are you calling about bro? What are you calling?
It was good, bro, I talked to some kittens I got a boner and I won some games
Yeah, so I actually got kills in every game I play. I mean do you want to hear my KDs?
Yeah, go ahead.
I don't really remember, but I...
She got one of her KDs.
See, I have eyes. I see what you're trying to do. You're sort of trying to like... I mean this is borderline harassment.
Alright, I still have eyes.
I'll give you, I'll give you clues. Your average combat score was 52.
Better than zero, is it not? Is that not better than zero?
It's actually got to be impressive, bro. I don't think I've ever seen anyone go 2v21 on a good size every day.
Hey, thanks, man. Hey, you know what? Hey, hey, hey, I don't need to hear this
Because guess what I'm gonna be on today with dropping fucking three KD buddy
Oh
What was the customer? I'm sorry. What was what I just heard literally harassment. I didn't hear it. Wait a minute area. Oh
my
Hi, my tiny like them apples
bitch
Yeah, yeah, thanks, thanks buddy
All right, so let's address the okay, let's address the 9,000 pound out of the
Yes. Did I go 2-21 in battle room yesterday? Yes. Wait. Was there a stream sniping neon on the other team? Yes. No. Yes!
I died to the same neon 19 fucking times, and it was popping out of boxes sniping me.
What do you mean that kid? You mean that little fucking demon? That fucking Saiyan spawn? That
fucker? I hope he never gets unbanned. He was sniping his dick off.
I'm not 50. I'm not 50. I'm barely balding
Yep, and I'll do that shit again brother brother hi guys, I'm not reporting him because he shit on me
I'm reporting gold fuck. I'm reporting him because he's blatantly in my stream, bro. There's a difference
I mean chat at the end of the day did I go 2 and 21 yesterday in Valorant sure was I
getting streams tonight apps a fucking thing and honestly bro it's a completely invalid
2 and 21 because I died to the same fucking player every every time I died to the same
fucking player so did I really go 2 and 21 you ask yourself that keep on coping hey
Do me a favor and go fuck yourself
Run another e-date on battle. I may or may not we don't know I may or may not
Hi, guys, should we hit up e-pal tonight or what? What are we thinking have mine?
I mean chat I didn't find my wife yesterday. I was trying I didn't feel the connection with anybody
I did a build a connection chat. I did a build a connection. You know what I mean?
I'm trying to find my wife on Valorant. None of the girls I met yesterday. I felt the connection was you know what I mean?
How about this fucking goal though?
You know what high-bives book at e-pal for
630 I like book a e-pal for 630. How abouts?
Thanks, bro
Shysa
Not yet none of the girls I talked to yesterday. I felt a real connection
You know what I'm saying? I mean, you know like none of the girls I talked to yesterday. I felt a real connection
Opening a hundred cases are you for real no bro first off don't you know bro me?
Second yeah, I'm opening a hundred cases and guess what tonight's the night my luck shit
Tonight's the fucking night. I'm telling you don't
Tonight's the fucking night, I'm telling you.
What do you mean, me hoe?
Guys, we keep grinding, swift play, and not only are we going to run into cans, but on
top of that, we're going to be able to unlock ranks very fast.
Nice work, Paul.
Nice work.
Hey, GenC, can you play better, please?
Like, what type of fucking comment is that?
Yeah bro, I'm trying my best!
I'm trying my best!
What do you mean, can you play better please?
I'm trying!
This is not a walk in the park game!
Rack, think of it as your one.
Go.
Jett, it's tonight our first ever tournament win type of yes or no in the chat.
Last time we played a tournament we made some finals and lost and I wanted to wrap my car
all around the town the phone call
and yet
and yet
but we are not making good contact
all i got to focus on what i'm playing rockin these days
He's making good contact with the ball. That was almost a really bad timing.
Top 32 incoming. Shot back seven up.
You know what? Flop top 32. How about I just win this tournament, dog?
Shiesa! Wait, that was good. Why is this game so close?
it was close. FAAAACK! I just, I gotta be better, chat. I gotta just be a better
fucking player. I just gotta be a better fucking player. It's that simple, y'all.
Ball-chasing thumbhead. Are you serious, bro? Did you just call me a fucking
THUMB HANDS!
Watch this, what a thumb head do that?
What a thumb head do that?
I mean I just made that a-
CALL ME A THUMB HAND GAME BIT!
I've been in TIR-PLAY!
You're devolving in this game. No, I'm really not. I'm actually playing well.
I'm devolving but I'm gonna hit diamond this season and you're gonna feel like a real dumbass when I do
Balls pass over the middle, it's open goal, pass over the middle
So I'm not gonna lie, that was a ball chase by me.
I gotta clean that up.
That was a ball chase.
Mine.
I
Mind
Bro, I just gotta make better contact with the motherfucking ball!
Ball chasing sperm cell.
I mean, is there a single moderator in this god damn STREAM?!
him a passive. This kid just want to save me. Alright. You know what? You want to type
what to save? Now we have to win. Now I'm going full try hard mode. You don't want to
See me when I'm full try hard
You want to what a save me back brown what a save me I love that I love that
This motherfucker wants to what a save me okay, I don't know who the fuck you think you are
You want to what a save me watch this
Goal.
No, yeah, what a save me.
I love that shit.
What a save me.
I love it.
What a save me.
No problem.
Great pass.
What a save, what a save, what a save me.
Bounce in the net in the net in the net
I go I go I go I go I go I go oh my god. I'm so much better than you kid and now this bounces great
Shies, ah, I'm telling you flat is sweaty. They know how to get up there
Anybody who thinks flat isn't coffee don't know what you're talking about
But there's no way you got that shot on that angle.
Meeho, Meeho, what a save!
When is the jerkmate rank stream?
GET ALIVE!
Sorry, Daddy.
Go back to Silver.
Barra!
Bro's flat with an ego.
How are you flat with an ego?
of you disgusting sack of garbage.
Bro said go back to silver as if we're not all in glass.
You says you, I've said a million times
that I'm horrible at this game.
Are you fucking dumb?
I'm ignoring all chats.
Balls please, Laura.
I've literally said a million times that I'm not good.
False passage.
If there's a welder's way, chase it.
Hey, Jinxy, you're so bad it's hilarious.
Cool.
Why don't we read some messages really quick?
How's everybody doing?
Hey spermhead wins the Facebook stream timeout Paxipoo Kyler with the two months
up two months wasted of my life. 2023 gamer of that let's read the message 2023
gamer of the year for what you're horrible at every game besides your main
one I'm also top wa 2000 in clash if anyone cares top 2000 in clash and top
100 and siege on controller so you can go fuck yourself I'm actually good
two games hey fuck you bitch and the
stream cool yo jack we're an hour in
like I'm an hour into the stream
tournament in 30 minutes it's looking
good it's looking good we're looking
ready hey Jinxy you're actually so
ass it's insane Nate dog with the
tier one glad I could waste money on
this side our Chuck with the tier one
sub for worse months of my life for
some reason I started. Eight months sub coming in from Junko. Beautiful I've been here this
long. Love Riley with the tier one. I love you Jinxy. Hey thank you man. Appreciate that.
This is the best stadium in the game. Over the middle. These plots are good man. They're
Good
Bah, I mean there's a bug me every time
But I can't go for any balls these plots are like the next like the real deal the plot to the real deal
Hey, Jinxie can we do together chat about we're looking to regret it
Wait, these guys suck! Come on! I'm telling you, if we don't win a tournament today, I'm
getting an ass tattoo. I swear to you, Chad. If we don't win a tournament today, are you
Are you opening 100 cases tonight?
Yes, yes I am.
Over to medical.
100 cases tonight, tonight's gonna be our night.
I'm telling you, tonight is gonna be our night.
I have a thing.
I mean, how is this a flat one, Bobby?
Is that like Prime Fernando Torres?
Look at the shot.
Bro, that was a directional air roll shot.
Man, are you fucking kidding me?
Are you actually fucking kidding me?
Yeah directional aerial shot I mean come on
Nice
pause
Play battlements soon soon. I'm about to win a tournament real quick
My first ever tournament win by the way
I'm just saying, bro, these opponents feel better than the ones we're going to play in the tournament.
For a directional air roll shot, it's not easy.
There is no tournament? No, there's a 2D2 tournament in 30 minutes.
What you talking about, Liz?
Which is the best tournament.
Nice aerial dicks!
Ball's not the shot.
I love it!
One more. Pop it up, yes! Pop it up!
Turn it back, Bob. Trust me, turn it back.
Ora.
Come on. No, I keep fucking missing.
Both, wait! Come back!
Shaita!
He missed! Ha-ha-ha-ha! He missed!
Let's see you win a 50. See how I say on the ball chat, you can get that weird flip
animation. Alright balls, I'm not even kidding, balls. Legitimately you're locked. This is
the exact fucking place I need to win the attorney balls. Yes! Great work, balls!
I need boy, think of her to prime stuff.
Mr. Nuts, think of her to prime.
Listen good, I don't have nobody but what.
That's good D, is that not good D?
That's good D.
Pause.
I go, I go.
Teppanana's good D, though.
That's good dick!
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I'm telling you I have a really good feeling about this tournament today.
It's 5.30. Perfect. We're gonna be so warmed by tournament time.
Wait, that was the accidental goal.
Pop!
Drop!
Let's get a job!
They all missed.
He's gotta suck.
He's gotta suck.
Ha ha ha!
Yo balls, four goals?
Oh my god, balls.
I gotta, I gotta warm up.
I gotta warm up.
Hey, Jyncey.
Ignore the mean comments.
Honey Bones.
Scatters help me, honeybunts.
Go.
But like, when you make good contact with the penis, that's how you get those shots.
Look at the shot.
Look at the shot.
BANG!
Like, bro, that had some power on it!
That had some power!
Ryan won AFKON?
Oh, you mean Morocco?
Yeah, Brian saw that
Bro didn't wait why did Morocco win Senegal got like banned or something?
47 miles per hour
Which at white what happened
I must keep pulling it up Senegal, Senegal, stripped
Senegal's government calls for corruption investigation after being stripped of the
the Afcom title. Senegal's title is being handed to Morocco has to be denounced, they
said. So wait, why did their title get stripped? Why did their title get stripped? Why? I don't
Why? Corruption? Email leaks. Nothing's leaked. Shut up. New thing about the five gifts that
I did. New thing about gift that they forfeited the game because they left the pitch after
Morocco was given a pen oh see that's kind of interesting I don't know I
Alright, I'm a good janko. Yo turn it in 20 minutes lock in
I ain't got no room to grow, I would never take
Conversations with the Lord should be every day
Reconnecting with my car, I get my head on straight
Planing on my downpour, that's all
I have a really good feeling about today's tournament.
I'm not kidding.
Have a really good fucking feeling
Like genuinely bro. I got a good feeling. I think today's the day
Seriously, we got second place in the last tournament. I mean, it's like we're fucking do we're doing stuff, bro
Speed dating today. No, we're not doing speed dating today, but we might be on the search for E. Can
October, think of it as your one. T-dog, think of it as your one.
Is that NF?
I haven't heard a NF song in a minute.
For me to think about it, think about it.
We're going to be on CS. Relax!
Lock in. Let's go.
Down for the only.
well that was actually really good center by him that was a good center wow you
like pinched it somebody just said only 100 cases tonight hey bro are you fucking
serious how dare you I need to focus I need a fuck it what do you mean only
100 cases tonight I'm 1200 cases in the hole what are you trying to say bro
What the fuck do you mean only 100?
Go go open go see bro, that's just cuz of my kickoff man. That's cuz of my
That's cuz of my kickoff man. Roj. Think I'm gonna do your one baby. Roj, it's about
So you got to me to do more than a hundred cases tonight really
Really? When is the first battle in stream? That was two days ago dummy!
Back home smoking legal.
That's a goal.
Over the middle.
Oh!
But like, smash!
Do you see how much fucking power I fucking jatterate?
This is all because of this question.
Watch this.
Wait for it to hit the ground.
Bang!
And it's just like, it's, it's, it's, you wait for it to hit the ground and it's
BEARRETT!
Eugh!
Pass it, boss, pass it.
I go, I go, I go.
All right.
I took your back, Bruce. I took your back, Bruce.
Nice demo. Nice demo, eh?
Am I actually like ass, bro?
Oh, my fucking...
It's your decision-making?
Okay, so how do I fix that?
Let's get Smartered.
Wait, that was good!
No!
No!
Be better, what?
God damn it man, this is hard.
mostly your misusage of boosts you never had any yeah but I like boost starving
man I like swaddling boots so I can get more
God that's a close-ass game so really close fucking game
So that was a good little fake Chowrack, hit it up, all right, all right, all right,
BOOOOORRAAAA, hit the fucking ball!
Yep, and that's unacceptable, we gotta clean it up, we gotta get the fucking ball out
That's on you! What the fuck do you mean that's on me, dog?
See, I don't know who's hitting it. I got a skill.
Rock League has got to contest everything.
I know I'm a better player than this, but I've got to play better.
Nice balls!
Over the middle.
See, I'm just gonna contest everything.
And just create goals.
I don't know about thee.
Nice way to start chance.
We need to get an equalizer right now.
See, these guys go back wall them shit.
I don't know bro, these flat one lobbies are pretty calm.
I like they're just going back wall
We were so
Oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Bro, I wasn't paying attention fuck
That was almost insane bro
Bro, oh my god, that was almost insane. I don't know how balls kept it up
Balls carried you. Bro, I know I need to step it up so we can win. I'm sorry. I'm gonna play better.
But think about me as bro, 2023 gamer of the year, obviously. I signed when the lights signed. You feel me?
Barra! Balls, I need you to score that man. Come on, dawg.
late people not today but soon he was one of my main games now oh get on ditch six
chat I've been like I haven't lost I haven't been losing I haven't been playing
that much though I've been opening packs like I'm like 13 and 3 I think
you gotta play better yeah no I can watch this here you want me to play
I better watch this, dribble.
I'll just play perfect, watch.
Good contact, over to middle for an assist.
Oh God, I'm out of assists in bed.
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Over to middle.
See what I'm saying?
Like, let me lock in,
We're ten minutes from the turning like now. It's time to be great
Come for turning yeah balls. I'm down bro. I'm down man
Watch this
Can't teach that
He saved it. Well, how did he save it?
basic shot? well that sounded some gas on it go, please
Let's fucking go BALLS!
Let's go. Like balls, let's go. Balls, let's go! Dude, let's go!
Yeah, I just please start on chat. Yeah, just be strong
Now we're gonna dribble it over the wall
Dribble around him pass it over the middle of balls bump the guy in the net
And that's how you create a goal for your team, bro
Now he's out of position and then I just finished it
But like it's simple. It's really like when I explain it yo, I know what I need to do
I'm gonna explain what I'm doing
Well, it's not explain that entire fucking play
That's how it's done guys
That's a goal
Shucks up
It's too goddamn easy for the boys.
Like yeah, I'm just gonna explain what I do and I'm just gonna have a win, bro.
It's that simple.
It's that fucking simple, bro.
Yo tournament in ten minutes, come on dog.
in 10 minutes come on but they had a silver they had a silver chance your
boost management is trashed and it will cost you the tournament yeah but what if
I work on my boost management I just get better at it what about just get
better at my boost management how about that
Bro, the thing is, you can hit Diamond in this game without even aerialing.
You just gotta be smart.
I just gotta work on math.
I gotta make better decisions.
No tap, for real, for real.
You could hit Diamond.
Yes, bro.
I have it without arioli.
Jett no 100% I'm telling you.
NO!
See, I beat him to it, oh that was almost an assist.
We're running into each other, we gotta focus a little bit.
Go balls, go!
I'm over the metal!
Lots!
Balls, I'm right here if you can pass.
Balls, I feel like you have opportunities to pass
and you don't do it.
Like, that's an opportunity,
that's a golden fucking opportunity, man.
Just passing it!
You know what I mean, Chad?
Over the middle.
Have you ever passed?
Yeah, but I passed all the time.
Falls, what happened?
Falls, what happened?
Oh my God, my controller died.
Fuck!
Throw my controller down, fuck!
Just another tan piece for
Right, I love the thing they added underneath the boost pad chat.
Baby, baby.
Bro, the things after the boost pads is so good, like the little thing under it.
Both pads, both pads.
Oh my god, I sold both, that was such a good pass.
Balls, I'm so sorry, that was such a good pass, I'm so sorry.
Balls, I'm so sorry.
Why, he saved that?
How did he save that?
How, how, how, how did he save that?
No daddy chill.
Daddy, chill daddy daddy daddy daddy
Let's fucking go!
Balls that is top bans, that is top fucking bans
Balls that is top fucking bans
That is Top Bans, bro!
Oh no, shite stuff!
I'm so bad. I'm so fucking bad.
Way to be there balls way to be there
Way to be there jinx
Way to be there again jinx
We got to squeeze them we got to squeeze them here balls we can't let them be
No, no
I hope everyone has a terrible day yo hey yo why would you type that what the fuck is wrong
with you great angles jinks I'm not a god damn cameraman shut the fuck up what a camera
do that what a camera do this oh okay what a cake what a camera do that
What a cameraman do that!
I'm not gonna be here.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Alright, so tournament in three minutes, we're looking pretty warmed up.
I think we've lost every game we've played.
Tournament in three minutes, we're looking warmed up.
I think we've lost every game we've played.
All right, what should we name our team?
You know what? Bernard!
Bernard, pick our name!
Bernard, Bernard, I'm about to enter
a 2v2 Rocket League tournament
and I need an intimidating name for my team.
What name are you thinking?
All right, Nick, we need somebody
that makes the opponent sweat before kickoff.
How about Oblivion Reapers?
It's got that dog's finality vibe,
but no one's making it out alive.
Oblivion Reapers, Bernard, I love this.
It's very intimidating.
It's gonna strike fear into their hearts, bro.
I'm glad it hits the mark.
Now go out there and make those opponents tremble.
I'll be cheering from the virtual sidelines, burn it style.
Thank you, Bernard.
Hey, Bernard, is it cool if I like grab your penis?
They come here to help you out with strategy team names or just a good law but let's keep things respectful
Yeah, that guy chronic chronic chronic
Why is a lacy calling me
Take see
They see what's up, bro?
Yeah, so let me just say bro. Thank you for checking in bro. You're in Tampa
Yeah, I just want to check in and make sure I'm good here.
Hey, uh, you're safe, bro.
Uh, now if you didn't check in, it would have been a little bit problematic, but thanks for checking it in, bro.
Of course. Uh, where's the best place to catch a fish?
Well, let's see. I haven't caught a fish, so...
I've done two fishing streams, I haven't caught a fish.
Duh, maybe t- yeah, tarpon springs!
Tarpon springs, that's actually my stomping grounds.
These are all paper hounds.
Yeah, no, so born and raised tarpon springs.
The thing is, bro, tarpon springs,
it's great for fishing.
It's rough though.
That's where I grew up.
It's a lot of gang violence,
a lot of like rough streets, bro.
So beast.
I searched tarpon springs underneath
in the first images that came up.
What's a beautiful lake with green grass?
Oh, a nice little town.
Oh, this is dangerous.
House is on the water with tennis courts in the backyard.
That's gang violence, yeah?
Well, it's bits and pieces. There's different parts of it, but I was born on the top side
of Tarpon Springs that you don't see that on Google. They don't even want to show it
because it's that scary and terrifying. So like, basically, bro, yeah, just be safe
in Tarpon Springs, bro, dead ass. Okay. All right. Thank you. All right, bro. All right.
What do you mean Tarpon Springs looks like a Fortnite POI?
Chad, what do you mean Tarpon Springs looks like a Fortnite POI?
No it doesn't, bro.
My home fucking town, buddy.
My hometown of Tarpon Springs,
it's not for the light-hearted, bro.
It's really not.
It's not for the light fucking-hearted.
It's not.
Bro, the thing is, when you look up Tarpon Springs,
these are the images that come up.
Yeah, sure.
This is what they wanna show you, bro.
They don't show you the rough part of Tarpon Springs.
That's where I'm from, y'all.
Ooh, this place, Hellas,
like literally one of the best Greek places ever,
like subsequent Greek, okay, I'm getting distracted.
No, but seriously, guys, like,
bro, this is my hometown, like be safe.
If y'all plan on visiting Tarpon Springs,
remember just check in with me,
but it's very like difficult out there.
It's very tough.
Pleasant part. Gated community by the way. Look up rough part of Sharpen Springs. We don't got to do that.
Take my word for it bro.
Alright Paul, join the party. Let's go.
Paul, join the party.
Paul, join the party. Let's go.
Let's go.
Chad, if Lacey actually goes to Tarpa Springs, tell me.
That's actually Pete.
I actually want to watch that.
Tell me if he actually goes.
Yo, Bolls, what's good, bro?
Yo, what's up?
So there you go.
First off, mute the stream.
Yep, yep, yep, sorry, I'm dead.
So Bolls, let me make this clear, bro.
If we lose this tournament, I'm going to kill myself.
NGT.
Right.
NGT.
Bro, I'm done getting second. I'm done getting fourth. I'm done with all that balls today
Today we win the last time we play we got second bro. Come on. Yep
You ready? Think about it like this as well. Yeah, think about it like this as well. If we win, that's good
But see if it was that was that you go for the next tournament
So we have a better chance of winning so every single time you lose we have a better chance of winning next time
basically let me stop you right there balls you're thinking how a coward would
think all we're gonna do is just win that's all we're gonna do yeah oh so
I sent you a game suggestion on the Xbox that I think you should play as a
rocket game what's it go it's a little surprise I sent you an Xbox I'm not
playing fucking pigeon simulator like boss I'm not playing fucking pigeon
later ready up please damn ready up
I'll go in this balls the chat saying Scottish bro where do you hail from in
Scotland where do you hail from I'm not gonna be in my location well like
rough rough rough location like go Glasgow Glasgow okay so what you like the
yeah fuck no why don't you like you know so tickering Osgoe as well oh they
are we they're both in Glasgow yeah just ranges of shit but no wonder it's
a rivalry then I go I go yeah beat them in a pen and we shoot man they started
throwing flares into the crowd. Like that shows how shit they are.
They started throwing what into the crowd?
Like flares. Flares? Flares?
Yeah, like you start... Nah, flares. Like, you know, like fire things.
FLAIR! FLAIRS! FLAIRS!
Flair guns?
Not Flagon's like actual fliers
Wait, they're saying up the raw up the raw bro up the raw
Yes, I said everything W chat
Wait, what does that mean up the raw? What does that mean?
It's like a subject in this one
Bro, these guys want a black term and these guys are shit
They're one of the last seasons bro. How do these guys went to plot to them to be kind of
Well no, don't forget we should have watched this fucking goal watch this fucking goal watch this watch this
Nobody in that good, mama. Oh
No, it's necessary. Oh shit
I'm back and back. Yeah
Both listen, bro, if we win this tournament like I'm gonna pull out my balls
Reminded of I'm 16. Oh, I forgot I forgot I forgot
Fuck bro, sorry fuck
It seems like you forget everything with your nomen.
Keep looking good, one nil, one nil.
Over the middle, over the middle.
Make out to the nomen.
Over the middle.
Ah, I'm gonna leave it to rescue.
Balls, watch out, hit that.
I'm going to come back as well.
Yeah, these guys can't attack us.
We're up 1-0, this is good!
How do these guys win a plat journey?
I don't understand, how can we win?
We're also going to like, cat it after like, muster or something.
Like, if these guys apply, I should be chumped.
End of discussion.
I'm not going to lie that's on me.
Balls?
I'm not even going to lie that's on me, Balls.
And that's how good it is.
That's like the only chance they've had so far.
Oh no!
Why'd you have to say that?
BALT!
As soon as you said that bro, come on
It's like all the lost things I'll say they just can't go in that it that I need guys us
My god, oh my god, how see there watch it went to my house. He there house. He there chat
Come on both sexy bastard. Oh, sorry, sir
How is your name with the same
Let's try again.
No, I messed up.
I go.
Yeah.
I go. Yep. I try to see if I can take it to you.
Ah, that's about half a fuck's sake. Done.
Bro, how is that in motherfuckers? I mean, that's just pure unlucky, bro. Oh my god.
Bro, that seems like the only thing we can see. There's like a lot coming forth.
Oh, that's a lie, you know.
Alright, he said forfeit. Okay, fucking focus.
I don't care if I'm losing 20 to one. If someone tells me to forfeit, I'm not forfeiting.
Real?
Yeah, they just like, own you. They just become your daddy if you do that.
Yeah, I-
Oh, forfeit. Get over the middle, get over the middle.
Right to you.
I've been the best.
Shit.
bro i don't know man
alright of course
nice lock it
yeah
no no no no
let me say forfeit
hit the wing of my car hit the wing of my car
I would for that I would for that but they said for that so
I'd rather wait if he sings
It wasn't like that
You know like an all week like an all golf score that you have like no best
You know why you're like we're gonna struggle since we made like finals last thing like you're platt three into this now
So this is like nearly diamond. Yo
Wait really?
Real you're platt three your platt three division one, so we're not far off time
Wait, that's my tournament rank is platt three jib one. Can I skip or watch?
I'll be like platt to the dip for now just because we're off which is
It's, it's all a bit of a deal.
Phone?
All right, one second, Paul.
It's one moment, one moment, one moment.
Yo, hi, Mike.
What's up, bro?
Hey, how's it going, bro?
How's the tournament going?
The tournament, we haven't started yet.
Oh, all right.
Well, I'm going to give you some good luck.
Like, maybe a good luck buff.
All right.
Listen, I got you a date for 6.30 on the docks, Valorant's, okay?
Can you tell me a little bit about my date here?
In terms of GATT, what are we talking about?
Um, you see, I'm a very respectful guy.
I care about personality.
You got a long game, bro.
It's more about personality.
Seriously.
You're right.
You're 100% right.
So I have a date tonight.
Yeah.
Wait, what if I'm like a little bit late because we might win this tournament?
Who am I kidding?
Oh, it's funny.
Hello, Funky.
So wait, have I- Who is the date?
Um, her name is Sana.
Sana?
Yeah.
Okay, sounds bad, but it sounds bad.
Do you think I'll like click with her? What do you think?
Yeah, yeah, I think you will.
Can you see?
Chad, not Sina.
I do that. Do you think I'll click with her? That ass?
Can you see? Wait, do you ever headset into your...
Wait, plug your headset into your PC?
Okay, why? I won't be able to talk to balls.
I don't know. I'm just temporarily.
Okay.
I'm gonna sit down.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm not gonna show this to us.
Okay, here's my theory. If two people are bored and they start talking to each other,
they will not be bored anymore. You know what I mean?
Well said. Well said, bro. Well said. Well said. Well said.
Chat's saying AI, bro.
Not AI.
Chat's saying AI.
Is that an AI?
It's not AI.
Bro, it's not.
It's not an AI, bro.
Bro.
Bro, why is that a chat's saying AI?
Well, you're going to talk to her in-game.
She's going to be playing in-game.
OK.
Are you sure it's not AI, bro?
Bro, it's not AI.
Well, I'm trying to find my wife on here, not Bernard, like...
Bro.
It's not an AI girl, you swear?
Swear to God?
No, I swear, I swear, you can see her.
Look.
Okay.
All right, have eyes.
You know, have eyes.
Maybe book me another date at like seven
if this one's going south.
Do you know what I mean?
You want me to find it?
I'll be serious, no, I'll be serious.
Maybe book me another day at 7 if this one goes south.
With a new, like I'm totally random girl.
Okay, okay.
Why are you laughing?
Like bro, like, how about this?
Bro, you realize I'm trying to find my wife, right?
Yeah, you realize how bad this looks on me, bro?
I'm just handing over, like, girls, bro.
That looks bad for me.
Bro, it's E-Pow, bro.
It's a beautiful place, bro.
Well, I know that.
All right, okay, I'll set you another one for seven.
All right, bad bro, I'm gonna go P, bro.
Set me another one for like, you know, 730, 715,
like just so like I have a backup plan.
Yeah, if that one's going bad.
Okay, no worries, no worries.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
All right, I'm gonna go P.
All right, bye.
Thank you.
All right.
Lock in guys please.
Guys please lock in.
Guys please lock in.
Guys please lock in.
Yo balls, hey bro don't tell me.
All right don't tell me.
Yeah I got the line.
Yeah, bro, I'm not gonna lie last game. I had like three own goals, but look bro this game. I'm ready to go
I'm ready to go
Yep
I see her point. Yeah, thank you man
I'm doing it.
Yeah, I'm just- I'm just-
Oh, so, uh-
That's not funny.
It's not funny, bro.
What's up, balls?
Oh, so, essentially, a little bit of a gamble.
Have you seen, like, the new packs in...
...rock-a-week drops?
New what?
Like, there's no drops in this game.
There's, like, exotic drops and port drops,
all for challenges.
Wait, for real, sis?
Yeah, like, you can check it after this game.
Are they good?
They good or bad job?
Yeah, I mean like...
These ulti drums are really good.
You can see someone said what E.Garo wants a BF who wants...
Who gets first rendered every time.
Look bro, I'm gonna find my wife tonight bro.
Hi guys, do you know what bro?
Let me in your account, bro, and like I'll like how about I'll search
Like I got you, bro
Hi guys, let me in your account and I'll just book like three dates and we'll try to find love tonight
Hi, guys, let me in your account, bro. Like sign me out of your chair, bro
I won't get you bad. I won't get you bad because I'm a bit like oh, I'm student about it away. Oh
Mostly the high guys again
your wife is a 40 year old man with a voice changer no bro we don't know that
you're just assuming that bro it could be a 40 year old man with a voice changer
or it could be my wife bro you never know you're doing say what if you like
start talking someone a power when you find out that's as bigger than yours
their dick? Yeah. Yeah bro, ready up bro. It's not gonna happen. Ready up, ready up, ready up.
Hey, people are vlogging. Alright bro, we're not losing this, okay? Yep. I'm still like
more defensive since I was still getting defensive. Yeah, yeah. It's good.
look at Gia and Jess is great bro I just didn't have a connection y'all like I'm trying to find a connection to that I'm at
I say it boss
okay these guys have been ad used already man
I go I go just chill boss you're stressed out
boss take a deep breath or I'm just gonna take a deep fucking breath
we're gonna win
let's put on this
I like it, that's the safe, nice, nice.
These guys are like good.
I go I go
But I think we play overly defensively to select them over-connect because they all suck.
And then as soon as they're over-connected, they strip them to their necks.
I mean, that's the best way to play this.
Don't worry, I got you.
Thanks, Axel. Let's go with that.
Like that.
Oh, that was the goal!
Sorry, Holtz.
Ruben, have you guys figured out the rockin' route matter, bro?
Yeah, the meta is just play defensive. Unless you don't get my demo max, like we're just
getting to a hard and last demon. That was like a target for demos.
Alright, I gotta get a life. Alright, this guy's just, I'm sorry, but like, if this
is a Platinum 1 player, I mean, come on. Like, yeah, let's use that.
our heads
Finish that both I got I got another
Come on let's go back here
WAAAHHHHHHH
No, I'm actually about to get off
I don't get it, man. First round, guys, I'd rather play in for them, but it's been a
go.
Classic, classic Rocket League. Classic Rocket League, just, you know, you never even know
what you're gonna play against, bro. Classic fucking Rocket League. Maybe the most amount
Smurfs of any game ever made ever not even finished maybe number one
He's on you don't know
See just nothing about this
Proceed you'll see a smurf like, you know once every three or four games
Maybe once every five games in gold
This it's every other game. I mean out of the
Yeah, I can never see spots, but that's kind of a result I'm going for, and I have people
that ask five seasons.
Well, does it even cover and see for five seasons?
Yeah, I picked bronze, but I'll be honest, I'm not a bronze. I got carried by Chancellor.
It's like I should not even be bronze.
If I had a 0.1 KD to pass four seasons.
I mean, you've seen my cops.
I mean, maybe these guys are just diamonds, and we're just out of high, you know?
I mean, I don't know.
Maybe these guys are just diamonds.
Maybe these guys are just diamonds, honestly.
The guy, alright, the ball's energy didn't lock in.
like ball ball ball ball whoa what's going on ball ball like my car like my
colleagues thought that I'm right on top of me boss Dr. Hitting ball
yeah that's not what I said air dribbling equals smurf yeah you're not
flat one player if you're a good I don't know if perhaps I'd like these massive
egos or something but like you can't air dribble from half of our net to be to
our net you can't double from half field to our goal to be a flat one I'm sorry
it's just that's not possible maybe like diamond
yes just insane yeah just like it bounces off at bounces off the post
and off the all of course then off my car look at this shit man look at the
fucking sand like
Balls is sort of losing his mind there. All right, I'm getting on Valorant. We're getting on Val. I mean, I don't know man
Smurf League Rocket Smurf Smurf League. It's like Jesus fucking Christ. I'm done. Oh
Holy shit
This guy first play of the game just air dribbles from half the old tour man. All right
Smurf League Rocket Smurf
Rocket Smurf bro. Rocket fucking Smurf. I'm in balls GG's bro. We're never winning that.
We're never fucking winning that. Alright let's go. Yo hi guys. Stop dedating you fat fucking
child. See bro you're saying that but then when I end up meeting my wife on Valorant
Who's gonna be laughing? Who's gonna be laughing, bro? It's gonna be you. Wait, no, no, it'll be me
Yo, hi guys question, huh?
We uh, we didn't play it we got we lagged out
We got dead last twice
Now listen high-vives. I'm about to get on Vatterant. I'm about to find my wife question
Could I sign into your e-pal and book three dates myself?
Yes
All flex 30 minutes apart until I find the one I'm basically gonna be doing Vatterant's p-day
Okay, let me find the email in the password.
Yeah, no, take your time, take your time, take your time, no, take your time, take your
time.
Bro, high fives.
I'm about to find my wife on bow.
So far we've went on, I guess like two e-dates chat, haven't had a connection yet.
Haven't had a real great connection, bro.
You know, I'm trying to like really just find a, you know, a kitten on here.
You know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying?
God with the tear water subs.
It's a yo.
Probably.
Take your time.
Have fun.
Take your time.
How do I depot money?
How do I depot money?
Because I use paypal.
Okay, wait.
I found it.
How much money is it to go out of the date?
Jesus.
How much money is it to go out of the day?
24 dollars
For a fucking date
Actually, no, that's pretty cheap, bro. Check, you know, sometimes people spend a hundred bucks 200 bucks 300 bucks on the first day
There's other bad
Okay, do you want, do you want, I'm going to recharge it so you owe me, you know, I'm
essentially recharging for probably a hundred bucks.
Um, yeah, I got a box, got a box, got a box, got a box.
And bro, like, look bro, hi guys, it's all going to be worth it at the end of the
when I find like my kitten.
Why do you, like you're not really,
you're not really hyping me up here.
Is everything okay?
What's that?
Wait, so what about this damage is much more,
you still gonna know if you know that date?
Maybe, I like the high-vives.
I'm trying to like, you know,
so I just gave that girl 20 bucks basically to just-
Yeah, sure, why not?
High-vives.
So high-vives.
I'll pay, I'll pay, but like high-vives.
Like it's like, let me like pick me and the chat will lock in.
All right.
Okay, I'd like this.
I like this.
Okay.
So I just added, let me try to log in.
I don't need anything.
Okay.
So charity work, we just gave that back.
Yeah, sure.
Why did I?
Not bad.
Great day for her, bro.
Just got 20 bucks for free.
Yeah, just sign in, take your time, I like, no rush, bro.
Look, I'm on the search for love, dude.
Like I'm on the search for some valorant love.
It's got to happen, bro.
I'm telling you, I got a feeling.
Okay.
I'm trying to wake the, you know, one second, take your time, hey, take your time.
No rush.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Chat, if Lacey actually goes to Torban Springs, let me know.
That's kind of a feat.
That's kind of a feat.
Those are the trenches, bro.
I'm telling you, those are the trenches.
Those are the trenches.
Bro, and by the way, chat, you're not going to see any 2-21 gameplay for me tonight.
Because guess what, bro?
Like, I'm going to play fucking good.
I'm going to play good at...
Have as what you said
I'm gonna play good ass fucking battle and you guys can type cap all you want bro
I'm gonna play some world-class fucking about dead ass bro
Can we
How about you just make it or no?
Yeah, let me check for her.
Let me put her up chat over there.
On the search for a Valorant wife, Jack.
Could it have happened?
Could it have happened, Jack?
Could it have happened?
Jinxie, you're shit at Valorant.
Thanks, man.
Hope you're having a beautiful Sunday as well.
Oh no wait what days today have us
Huh
Oh wait out of the mute she said Thursday
Cool
Yeah, bro have us cuz look at it like this right we go on e-pal me in the chat
We'd line up three dates. All right all 30 minutes of our test
We lighted up three dates as a chat and tonight. I actually might find love
Like we light up three dates 30 minutes apart and we just see what happens and we see if we find a connection, bro
We see if we find a connection
Cap you're unlovable
I know, I know, I know, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool.
Take your time.
Have mine.
Take your time.
Oh
Stop streaming my eyes hurt time out breath chase Ryan with the five gifted W. Chase Ryan in the chat
Is it cooked
Bro does nothing and still sucks. Shut the fuck up! Fuck, shut up!
Tell me I...
Bye.
We'll just do it.
stop digging for gold guinathan time no we're never doing a guinathan ever hey
jinxie you genuinely pissed me off Muda is crying that you unfriended him I
didn't unfriend Muda don't don't tell what did you say bro don't tell you chat
to shut it up yo bro my chat is telling me they want to oh wait have I was
perfect wait my name is a little job bro my name is little Johnson do we have
money on here do you have money you name yourself little Johnson
Barrette hi guys. I have an average size cock very open about that
Tell them average size cock guys
What website is he on asking for a friend
Son
Are you gonna say thank you for stuff? I can't see shit right now because I'm not in my dashboard enough
Because it's how to do this. I can't see anything
Yeah, that's fine, okay.
Perfect.
Holy leaked.
Holy leak, holy leak.
Perfect, perfect.
We're almost ready.
We're almost ready, yeah.
No, can you change your name or do you want to sign?
No, let me change my name.
I'm changing my mind.
Ah.
Is that good?
Yeah, bro, yeah.
Whatever, hey, whatever you're into, bro.
Fast.
Language.
Yo guys, nothing's leaked, shut up!
Stop saying that fucking leak shit.
Get an ass, bro, please.
So, all right.
All right, we're ready to go, are we ready?
I'm gonna put you on your, you ready to go.
All right, now, everybody lock the fuck in
in this chat, bro, right now.
Hive Mind, wish me luck, bro, I'm gonna find my wife.
All right, bro, good luck, good luck.
All right, so chat, I need y'all to help me lock in here.
We need to find our date, bro, we're gonna find our date.
1800 e-pals online right now I mean come on bro if we don't find brothers almost
2,000 girls on right now all right let's start off with Timmy hey everyone I'm
Mina from Turkey um my current rank is path 3 and I play on EU and NA servers
so are you gonna carry me or should I carry you
Hello, I'm Latte, and I won't lie to you, I kinda suck at this game, but once I get my hands on Odin, I swear it's over for them, but until then, uh...
Hello, I'm Erie, and I really enjoy playing club. I can also play Kyoju or Cypher, so hit me up in the sky ballerine together if you want to disappoint you.
Hi, it's Kay. Come chat with me, or maybe we could play some games.
Let me drop you skins, bro. That's the Valorant Ridge. I've heard people say that the best
Valorant games are with a pretty girl, a right-gun buddy, and some questionable gameplay.
Okay, let's play some Valor. I mean, what could really go wrong?
3,000 orders?! What?! 3,000?! How am I gonna stand out?
out. Jack, how am I going to stand out?
Three thousand orders y'all. Hi, it's Jimmy. Valar is this one of my favorite
games. I've been playing for a pretty long time. Wait, Jack, was it just Muda's
date yesterday? Yeah, was it a smooth day yesterday? Yes.
Yeah, was it a smooth day yesterday?
He messaged her in the past 2023 game of the year. Don't
forget.
No loving this game. I picked diamonds. So let's have fun and
play together.
You know what? Let me just, you know, you miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take.
You miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take.
Okay. Vibrant. Yeah. Confirm. Yeah. How do I send a message?
How do I send a message?
Vast?
Yo, what the fuck dog?
Chat. Oh, yeah.
Hey
All right, let me get ready to move my camera like him
Hey, um, hey, I'm looking
For
Love no to aggressive no, okay. Hey wanna play
Play games with the 2023 Gamer of the Year, and boom.
Alright, you missed 100% of the shots you don't take, remember that.
You missed 100% of the shots you don't take, y'all.
Just keep searching.
Hi hi, my favorite game is Valorant. I've been playing fair in many years now. I peeped the
Senate one and I'm pretty knowledgeable about the game.
Wait, she's on my friend list, right? She's on my friend list, chat?
I would love to play with you though, so let's do that. Hi hi.
Vaz! Okay, okay. Wait, I forgot about Mary. Yeah, no, Mary was cool. Mary was cool, dude.
Okay, who else we got there?
Hi, it's Ellie. If you're looking to play some Val.
Hi, I'm Koai and are you all?
Hello, hello, I'm Celin and I'm going to do this Valorant.
Hey, it's Shuri. Valorant is one of my main games. I can help you rank up and I can also coach you to become 10s.
Let me know what you're trying to do and I'll be right here to help.
There you go deal, deal, deal, deal, just walking a little bit, like.
Jinksy back off.
I mean, I'll be serious, like, I mean, first, so I say you miss 100% of the shots you
they'll take and my first response is jinksie back off I mean Jesus crap like
you said I'm saying bro like shit is insane all right keep locking it keep
locking it your kitty hi hi I know why you're here if you're ready for a
time in game let's play now what the fuck type of website is this bro from
time to play valorant dude what the hell yeah what the hell did y'all hear that
bro what the hell
neon player you know after the neon yesterday bro fuck me on hey I'm
I'm pretty no bombie
What what
Shazer I only speak English
Yeah, I need a Latina I need Latina
with you. I really need to do it with the best here. Oh my god, she messaged again.
Like am I a joke? No, like am I a joke to these, to these women? Like seriously, put
them cat-made costume on. That was a one-time occurrence in fan mail like three years ago.
Like, Jack, did you see what I'm saying? I'm not putting it on! No! Fuck no!
No. I'm not ever putting on that costume.
Bro, Jack, that's out of contact!
Like, bro, that shit is out of contact as shit!
Shit is out of contact as shit in its fan mail!
Hello, I'm Union Brother-Man, so...
Hello.
There's two things I could never be.
The first one is UwU Girl, the other one is a good Valorant player, but I can promise
you we will have so much fun.
She won't be a UwU Girl, or she...
I forgot, but what did she say?
Hey, I don't know shit about this game, but I'll be your best fellow and kitten
and I swear I won't give my attention to any of the other players.
She's gonna be toxic. No, no, no. $15, bro. $15, bro. She's gonna be toxic, but
this does sound peak. Y'all say deal to everything!
Let's go fuck it. I don't care. I honestly don't give a fuck bro. Let's go. Hey, um, I'm
the 2000. Okay, no, no, let me stop. No, hey, wanna play games with the 2023 gamer of
of the year. Wait, if you look up 2023 Gamer of the Year, she called me a cutie? Oh, this
automated message. So she's calling every guy a cutie? Yeah, wait, if you look up 2023
Gamer of the Year, like, I better come up, right? Just making sure. I was just making
sure. Like, I was literally just making sure. I was literally just making sure.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Okay, so chat, we messaged Lexi
and we messaged evil cat, evil cat.
All right, all right, we're looking good.
Dude chat, we should, dude, we should message Matty, bro.
Chat, dude, Muda was kind of sort of
cock blocking me a little bit.
Lany message, Mery, hora, hora.
Hey, hey, Mery.
Whoa, whoa.
When you're bored and lonely,
E-meow will always be with you.
Yo, what is this fucking site, bro, dead ass?
What the fuck is this site?
Hey, Mery.
Sorry about Muda the other day.
The other day, if you ever want to play, want to play with the 2023 Gamer of the Year, just
let me know.
See that?
That's a great...
Yeah, this is that.
I'm just fucking air-bottling.
I'm just fucking air-balling bro, legitimately.
I'm just fu-
Hello, Rangishevka.
Training on the mat made me tough.
But gaming made me dangerous.
Ed.
What?
Hi, it's Ginny.
Valor is one of my favorite games.
I've been playing for a pretty long time
and I'm loving this game.
I beat diamonds, so let's have fun and play together.
wait which girl was this no which girl was this I forgot whoa whoa
melody responded wait wait wait which girl was this I why do I remember this
girl that's not moodless girl is it is it she cheated on you know she did it
mood is watching young mood I'm gonna be honest bro like you were sort of like
cock blocky I gotta keep it in the butt bro wait but which girl was which girl
was this why am I forgetting well I remember this girl I don't know why
but I just remember this girl maybe I don't actually know I don't remember
I don't remember this girl. I don't remember this girl. I don't remember this girl.
Like, didn't Muda message her? That's what happened. Muda had previous messages.
Okay. Lock in, bro. Bro, Melody might be the one. Y'all like that ass, bro.
Melody might be the one, bro. Like, we only played one game, bro, and Muda was kind of caught blocking.
You know what I'm saying?
Hi, my name is Amy and this is my favorite game so if you want to play you can hit me up anytime.
If you want to spend a nice time together just text me.
Bazaar! Bazaar!
Hi, my name is Sarah and let's play some Valorant together.
I love Z's gun!
Okay, Vas? In all seriousness, let's play some Bell together, okay?
Okay, don't expect me to carry, but it's gonna be fun.
She wearing elf ears?
Oli, the new one, that's a good question.
Valorant is just an interesting game, bro.
This is an interesting game, dude.
Valorant is an interesting game.
Chad, Valorant is an interesting game, bro.
He's free.
Yeah, I know he's free, but right now,
guys, I'm not looking for a he to date, bro.
Like shout out to that, but guys,
that's not like swag, right?
on my style right now bro I'm trying to find like my wife bro not my husband
Shisa what a plea melody message again let's play okay okay yeah yeah okay yeah
yeah I'm getting on I'm getting on right now okay lock in yo lock in a
Lock in no child legitimately dead ass lock in like legitimately dead ass lock in
Let's go. Hey lock in bro dead ass
Jin see you're my favorite LGBTQ streamer appreciate you bro
Appreciate you bro. Thank you, bro
I lock in bro chat. We're going on a date with medley, bro. What on one date round like a what on what a date now?
All right, I'm gonna go bro. I'm a little bit nervous to lock in
Lock in
you
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Chat, lock the fuck in, dead ass!
Wait, why's the chat saying don't snitch?
What happened?
Hi-Fi, stop!
Stop!
Stop!
You
Bar yo, what the fuck in bro?
Wait what happened what happened?
what happened what happened what the fuck just happened what happened what I was
gone
nothing nothing happened nothing happened what I was gone for two minutes why
Why did somebody type act normal as I was coming back?
You're big.
Nothing, no.
All right, I better trust you, I guess.
I'm gonna trust you, I guess.
All right, we're about to go on a date, bro.
Hey, focus, Chad.
Like, actually focus.
Legitimately lock in.
We cannot just do this instead of doing that.
It's a little bit of this, a little bit of that.
A little bit of that.
Why is the mood recording, bro?
Yo, Mooda, what's up, bro?
Mooda, can you hear me?
Hold up. Wait, Mooda, talk now, talk now.
Yo!
Yo, what's good, bro?
Bro, JXD.
Uh, by the way, it's only been one day. How are you already back on Nipal?
Um, what do you mean? I'm not on Nipal?
Uh, you know, I've been doing a vlog review, you know, I mean, I tried to be laughing pretty hard, but, uh, yeah.
Uh, anyway, JXC?
Yes.
I have a perfect 10-11 out of 10 for you.
Bro.
Ready?
Bro, mooder. I'm like, I'm already on a date right now, bro. Like, I gotta be a-
No, no, no. JXC. JXC. I don't think you understand.
I don't think you understand you want me to share my street and show your
Wait, let me go in. Hold up
Oh
No, but I already have a date. So like here's the thing. Let me say this if my date goes really bad
Sure, I'll get like a backup plan. Do you know what I'm saying?
But let me like check let me check her out. I just yeah, let me see
Absolutely. Let me know. Let me know when you're ready.
Alright, I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Okay. Let me know when you're ready.
And my chat's saying Sarah as a backup is crazy.
When you see this girl, I want to see her reaction to you.
I'm going to pull up your stream. I want to see your face.
When you see this girl. Okay.
Alright. Okay, let me see.
Oh, dude. Dude, dude, dude.
She's ready. She could be ready in 15 minutes and she is ready.
Let me see. Is she like a kid?
Are you watching?
Yeah, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
Oh, OK, you want me to get you on discord?
Sure, sure. Yeah, sure, sure.
OK, OK.
But I already have a date, though, like you do it.
Jixi, Jixi, Jixi.
I want to feel like a loyal, like,
OK, like I got ready.
Ready?
Yeah, let me see.
This girl could be ready in 10, 15 minutes.
And she plays Valorant and she's ascended too.
Jeff, you said 15 minutes.
I swear on everything I love, I can get this girl ready in 15 minutes.
I just called.
All right.
I have a date right now.
me like 30 minutes if my day going shit I'm gonna call you bro I got like I
gotta be like I have a date bro okay okay so I'm gonna call you in like
30 minutes if shit's going south bro you've ever I'm saying okay okay okay
okay so do I tell this girl to get ready tell her like uh tell her like
30 minutes 40 minutes 40 minutes so get ready in 40 minutes or don't get
ready god get ready in 40 minutes like be on it for even okay okay you're
living jixie can I get a girl yeah okay what do you mean can you not
go go boy you have to be clip-forming bow I threw a partner in my pinky
yesterday you know stop you know you're lying here you cock blocked me
yesterday let her three hours yo jixie God's like God send Zeus down the
Fucking kill me if I'm lying last night. I had all I could imagine is my girlfriend getting fucked by you for three hours straight
I couldn't go to sleep last night
Okay, but here's the thing no unrated. I just went two and twenty one like I'm just trying to reflect tonight
Okay, I'm gonna give you like 20 30 minutes find of your date
I will not
Okay
But if she can't be more both she can't be better than Sarah Sarah's like the
might live or she's right she is art in a level you're right you're right you're
right right so here like okay plan out we're gonna plan out a double day in an
hour so we're gonna double day in an hour okay okay okay okay same thing as
yesterday yes like same thing same thing as yesterday
done done done done leave it up to me leave it up to me find your date that's
my day right okay okay I got you good luck all right bro good luck all right
chapter first like I already have a date like I gotta be respectful bro I
already have a fucking date y'all like well I already have a fucking date y'all
like I might I bro I might leave this day like I might literally find my wife
right now like this literally might be my wife bro dead ass like I might
already have a fucking date bro legitimately legit like I might already
have a date I might already have a date like that ass bro like legitimately bro
I might already have a fucking date uh hi guys what is my shit oh yes this but
yeah well we'll do a double day in an hour double day now double dated hour
Double dated our
Guys I already told you guys like bro Gia and Jeff were cool as fuck, but I didn't feel like a connection
I didn't feel like a connection, but you know what I'm saying?
I shout out to them. They were really they're really nice. They're funny
Chats didn't feel like a connect like you know, I didn't feel a connection
But maybe we'll find a connection tonight, bro. That's we'll have to just fucking see but we'll go to double dated our dude
Chat Locky and Deadass, Locky and Deadass, Bro.
What have us?
Good Have Us?
Good.
Hi, guys, good.
Did I leak?
Check shop?
Check your e-pow.
What do you mean?
What do you mean what do you mean I got a EPAL DM I got EPAL DM what do you mean
what do you mean no I didn't
Wait, I did get a DM, I did!
I got two DMs on E-Powl!
Bro, I got two DMs!
Who is this?
Hey, I'm Koi, and Valorant is one of my main games.
Having played it a lot, I know how much more enjoyable it is to play with someone
who's good at the game and at keeping things entertaining.
I can make your games more enjoyable. Don't wait around and text me.
Great, bro. Thanks. Oh, I got another DM.
Hey, history. Each shut is fun. Love meeting new people and just listen to them.
Yo, yo, yo. Hey, alright. Let me lock in.
I got an actual fucking date right now, bro. Like a legitimate fucking date.
Like a legitimate fucking date right now, bro.
Like lock the fucking in dead ass.
Wait, I think, let me like, let me call her,
let me call her, thank you.
Let me call her, just take off.
I think I'm calling. Yeah, I think it's going. Yeah, I think I'm calling. She's not pick it
up hello oh hey how's it going hey it's going good how about you nice to talk to you yeah
nice talk to you yeah like you know yesterday was yesterday was weird I'm sorry about yesterday
like Muda was kind of Muda was kind of just killing my vibes you know I mean like I don't
know really he was no not like no not like that you know I'm having no no Muda wasn't
to my vibe like that I'm just trying to like get to know you like what about one
you know what I'm saying yeah he's like in the way yeah it's it yeah let me join
your party let me join your party let me join your body by the way he was
training the game to yes I heard Muda was a win trainer I don't know that
game specifically that we played yeah yeah I heard he was a big one crazy also
can we play swift play because the other day I played on rated and I went
two and 21 oh shit of course yeah like is it okay if I went two and 21 or does
that is that like not really like attractive no it's just a fucking game
you know can I tell you a story really quick yeah so I actually am known as
one in ten Ben in Rainbow Six Siege like have you ever heard of that live
story I have not so basically I was playing the tournament very high stakes
tournament like tens of thousands of dollars on the line and I had one kill
in ten deaths and basically right after my entire chat called me one in
10 Ben for like two years and I thought it was found and then last night I went to
and 21 and Valorant but melody I was getting like it was he was
stream spabbin you know what I'm saying like it was fucking bad like I'm a good
gamer like you'll see tonight like I'm gonna try to like I'm gonna try to like
impress you you know what I mean oh yeah you got this you got this so no
everyone has those by game yeah see thank you what is your maiden what is
made in this by the way.
Um, I can play whoever.
Yeah, you know, I'm just...
You want me to play anyone specific? Like Sage or...?
Oh yeah, no, I wouldn't mind Pocket Sage, you voted for Sage.
Yeah, I got you, I got you.
My first Pocket Sage!
Sorry, um, hold on, I'm like lagging out.
You're fine.
Sorry about that. I'm back, I'm back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw you had a rough game or last game yesterday.
And then you saw me in a party with someone or something.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, yeah, I know. I was gonna invite you last night but I saw you were in a party.
Was that like one of your girlfriends or who was that?
It was an order, actually.
Oh, okay, yeah.
I'm an EPAL.
Yeah, totally totally understand. Um you could have joined us though, you know
He he you know he found me like watching the you so
You wanted me
You wanted me to join in third wheel you and
One of my viewers dates by the way
like come on Mary come on it like sorry I love it let's let's not talk no you're
good you're good now you're good it's okay it's all good I'm just it's all
like friendliness you know with my you know yeah no I feel you know this so
you're on stage like oh shit they still say to me what's okay wait yeah no
No worries, no worries.
By the way, like...
Should I not or something?
Wait, what'd you say?
Should I curse them out or like...
Yeah, yeah, you know what?
Get mean with them, yeah.
Okay, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Can you do it for me?
Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you.
Can you?
Okay.
Jesus Christ, all right, hold on.
Yo, bro, get off stage, man!
Ah!
All right, I'm sorry.
No, that was good, that was quick.
No, yeah, yeah, no, I got you, I got you.
You showed him. You showed him. Who should I play now?
Uh, whoever you want, whoever you want. You know, see one thing about me, like, I, like, whatever you want to do, I, like, I'm down. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah. I fuck with that. I fuck with that.
Okay. I don't even know who that character is. Who is that character?
She, she is a, actually, they, them, is a, a clove. She is like, smokes and stuff.
Um like smoke and rainbow succeeds I
Guess have you ever played rainbow? I haven't I would love to though. You can like teach me
I've never played it like like never a man game like like mostly like
It's a lot of people with depression. I don't know but you got a rainbow at some point in your life
You know what I'm saying you got a rainbow at some point of your life
Okay, I'm like the thing is like Valorant. I'm new right but like
Someone in the tap it's a Ray said wait, what did he say I?
Whatever the fuck no, but I think it all means like in Ring of 16. I'm like a top. I think like
20 controller player in the world, you know, it's I don't really drag about it
But you know, I'm pretty good at our sex, you know, okay? Yeah, we're in we're in you like a pro or something
Yes, yeah, yeah, I was a pro for two years. Yeah
That is crazy what happened
Not into the scene anymore. Yeah, so basically what ended up happening was like I just wanted to focus on
You know streaming and just being a pro was like a little bit too much like it was too draining with all the practice
Okay, that makes sense
I'm a dead, I'm a dead.
Nice, nice.
You got the smell.
Oh my god.
Great try.
Great try, great try.
You gotta kill.
I'm always gonna get a kill.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm always gonna get a kill.
I like that.
How are you feeling about it?
This game is peak.
I just started playing two days ago. This is a 10 out of 10 game.
Really? Are you going to play by right to say that?
No, no. No. No, no. I've never got to eat by right.
Okay. I started playing this game because I played CS.
What? I thought you could...
Oh my god, what is this chat on?
Melly sorry for raising my voice. I'm doing it like that. I'm really sorry. I don't know what that is either
I'm really sorry for this all. I never raised my voice ever. Sorry about that.
Okay I fuck with that. Look what it is all.
Yeah, I'm very look maxed.
Yeah, very look maxed, very chill. Like one thing I always say in my chat is just really chill vibes, positivity.
I never yell ever. I don't know why I just yell right there. I'm so sorry.
No, you're fine. You're fine. It happens.
Melly, I just want to say you have a very like you have a very soothing voice. Your voice is very like peaceful
You know what I'm saying you ever heard that before?
You also have a very soothing voice. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you appreciate that
So do you have any like questions for me or like you won't be asked you questions or like what did it like yeah?
Yeah, let me let me see what I got so like when were you born because we're kind of similar age. Oh, I was born
2001 September
26
So I'm like 24, 24, yeah. What's your sign?
Is that a bad question? Your zodiac sign?
No, it's a great person.
Oh
So I'm gonna be honest with you melody like I'm gonna keep it a buck okay, cuz I'm always gonna be honest with you
Yeah, that's a red flag
No, no, no, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. It's not it's not it's not no all my time is leave her my side is leave her
I was born in and a sentence
You know leavers are like
You're embarrassing. My ultimates ready. Sorry, what just happened?
Come on, let's go!
My friends are like, tend to be the most attractive sign.
Oh yeah, that's crazy.
You are like, do you think I'm like attractive or something?
You're cute, you're cute.
Enemy spotted.
You did beat a body once?
I've seen.
I'm sorry, what am I just experiencing here when I'm just used?
Just gonna sort of like, I'm just lagging out there, I don't know, I'll probably get
if you know I'm sorry I just want to apologize guys um yeah I'm really sorry
team I'm really sorry about that last round but currently a little bit
distracted I don't think you spend it all before it's gone so it happens how
you get over and I appreciate oh pretty
What?
You sound so pretty.
Oh, thank you. You too.
Aww.
Yeah, um, sorry. You had more-
Well, you said it in a whole project.
Um...
You got all new things.
Sorry when I went AFK there, I was just lagging, like, really hard.
Oh, yeah. You're totally fine.
Who's- Who's Levi?
Is that your mom?
Or is it your boyfriend?
Yeah, it is. I'm out of my boyfriend.
Um, so, High-Vyze is...
He's interesting. I don't know.
I can't really describe him in a minute.
I'm gonna need like an hour to describe him.
But yeah, he's a moderator.
He's very, you know, fucked in the head.
But I kinda love him.
Yeah, yeah, he's very...
He's an evil man.
He's an evil fucking man.
I'm telling you, he's an evil.
But no, I do love him.
I'm on for like five, almost five years now.
Oh wow, you guys pay together?
One second.
Shut it, son!
Sorry, did he pay together?
No, no, he more so like had a tournament.
When I, nice double kill!
Nice double kill!
Okay, okay, okay.
Spike down.
You heard a hot fire?
Lashing later.
Triple kill, oh my god, that was hot!
Thank you.
That was for you, that was for you.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I did not know he was hiding in the corner.
I forgot he could have teleported.
How long have you been streaming, Flare?
Oh yeah, great question. I started streaming in 2019.
2019, something like 7 years.
Wow, that's a long time, geez.
Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you.
How did you do it because you were like a pro player or something for Siege or how
did you yes no that's literally how I went pro blew up basically got a bunch
of like kill set some codeic records on my shirt I fight and yeah and I started
streaming after that. I tried streaming too but I don't know. I don't really get too many
like viewers and I just don't make that much money for me so I yeah no like for me
like when I was streaming um I kind of just stream because I like streaming you
know what I'm saying and nice aim good name but then it kind of a great
try great fucking try great try metal you're top-fragged wow oh my god
okay but melody I have to come clean okay yeah yeah I did not I did not I was
never pro in our six oh really yeah I'm sorry I don't want to lie to you you
know I don't want to start off like our conversation on a lie because then
it's like are you ever gonna trust me you know thanks so no I've never been
That's the only thing I lied about.
I've never been pro in R6.
I was like, uh, I've been like championing stuff for like a long time, but like I've never been pro.
Okay.
That's fine.
I'm really sorry about that.
I'm sure you're good though.
Yeah, no, I'm really good. I'm like a top control, I'm a top control player, really.
Okay, thanks, Chad.
Chad, if you type cat, you're gonna be fucking banned by the land.
I already know some idiots that we got.
I keep getting people who message me they're saying ask him about zero and ten
Ben oh I think you already told me about this
so I'm out of a little bit of a sense of the subject and I did sort of but I was
very vulnerable with you and I told you about one in ten bed oh I'm sorry he
said zero so you know yeah yeah that's okay don't worry about it yeah no I'll
block him I'll block him it's just horrible very rude of him to say no
Yeah, no worries. Thank you. Why do they call you Ben? No, it's all your name. No, it just rhymes with ten and they're just trying to say one in ten
Ben
How did you come up with the name Jinxie
Yeah, great question. So I don't really know like there's a there's a Pokemon. I was gonna be in the
And there was a wait one second
I'm being the latter you literal
great try. Hey guys, get in there. Yo guys GG Sting GG Sting man.
GG bro, GG GG. Very close game.
You did pretty good though, you did good. Yeah, but what was my KD I didn't even remember.
What's your um, 2-5? Alright you know what, let's go to the next game, go to the next game.
Yeah, next game. That was just a warm up you know, we got this.
Yeah that was just a warm up, that was just a warm up. I'm sorry about that.
about that yeah like like I said like I'm sort of you know I could tell you a
little bit about my gaming accolades if you like care or not really it's not yeah
go ahead let's hear yeah so the top 2000 or I think it was top 1600 finish in
class royale that came out like 200 million players so yeah top 1600 in
that game in Rainbow Six Siege I've hit top four in the world top 12 in the
world in ranked nothing crazy I won a gamer of a year 223 just simple
shit like that I have a couple of gaming accolades you know what I'm saying
I should I love that awesome thank you thank you yeah I mean hopefully that can
get good at valorant but like it's gonna be a grind it's gonna be a grind this
game is fucking hard hello it took me so long to like be like at least decent
up this game so yeah but you're already doing better than I was when I
first started so thank you thank you I appreciate that yeah you know I just
gotta really lock in more you know what I'm saying see it's hard to lock in
because like, you know, you just like make me nervous.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I'm pretty nervous too, so.
Yeah, no, you're good, you're good, you're good, don't worry about it.
Hell yeah.
I've only had like a couple big streamers order me before.
Oh really?
How did they, how did they like go?
How did it go?
Did you like, uh, have a good time?
Well, I have Muda. Muda was cool. He was... he's... he's okay.
Um...
M-Wait, hold on.
You wanted a day with Muda before?
No, no. He was trying to set me up with his mod or something. I don't know. It didn't really work.
Um...
And then, uh, I think some people from Faze...
Uh, I don't know.
So would you- Like, would you say, like, out of, you know, all of the streamers that you've got a day with, would you say, like, I'm like your favorite?
I wouldn't really call it dating. They're just oh my god. Sorry. No like
Yeah, you're you're really really nice I've had bad experiences with some people so
16
Thank you
How's it playing with tons?
Oh, it was fun! It was fun! It was fun!
He's a very nice guy, very nice coach.
You know what I'm saying?
He's very patient, you know what I mean?
Add a good time, add a good time.
Yeah, he's cool.
Yeah.
He's like the goat.
Yeah, how exactly are you standing?
He's like the goat, like that.
And there's like dogs, the goat, and CS.
R6, it's like me and Stopper.
Are you playing League?
No, I've never played League, but I'm gonna play soon.
We should not.
Wait, what?
He shouldn't.
It's so bad.
It's so bad.
Wait, really?
What do you mean?
Why's the lead bad?
I don't know.
It's just so boring and confusing.
I don't know.
I did it.
Yeah, I'm going to have Tyler Juan coach me and leave the lessons.
I don't know when.
It might be in a couple of weeks maybe, but I sort of got playing.
Yeah.
It's going to be good.
It's going to be fun.
Yeah, he was already kind of like berating me in like discord.
So I just haven't really just going to berate me the entire time.
But we'll see how it goes.
He's berating you in discord.
Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Tyler one. Would you agree with that?
Yeah, he has a
Because your brain is just like fully develop. Yeah, whatever you do don't look up
Maybe a little bit, you guys.
Ah!
I'm sure they're all in there.
Cutting through.
Nah, okay, great try.
That was player standing.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
Like, some people say I look like Tadamon.
I don't see it.
I just don't see it.
Let me see it.
Let me look it up.
Yeah, I could like screen share if you want.
Oh my god.
Like, yeah, do you think I look like this guy?
What did you think?
He looks like the like
Like biracial version of you
Kind of
So you're saying I do look like top-of-one like not not really but a little bit like I see it a little
Twins, but he mobs you
Why did you shave your head by the way
I mean do you really want to know I really do uh so I was doing a FIFA wager
which I'm very good at
I'm gonna be a we agreed that the loser takes off the eyebrows but I agree to
it so I'm like okay well I'm definitely better than the spikey so there's no
way and then he ended up randomly being good at FIFA so then I lost and I'm a
man of my word I never lie so I you know I gave my eyebrows off
Oh my god.
You are grounded. My alt's ready.
No, I said oh my god.
Yeah, no, so I shaved my eyebrows off and then I looked like Frankenstein.
So then what I ended up doing was I ended up just shaving all my hair off because it ended up looking better.
So now I look like this.
Oh wow.
I do like your eyebrows and shit.
shit it's definitely like a look it's like a high-fashion
Honestly, I look like you killed him. I don't know what happened there. Yeah
Wait, you said you like how I like how I look with no hair?
No, with hair, with hair.
But you have like a high fashion look without a cup.
You can like walk down the runway, you know?
Thank you, thank you.
So like, you don't think like I look good right now?
No, you look fine.
But I do know you look fine.
Yeah. I saw you with high eyes.
What's going on with you?
You wish?
You kill you?
Wait, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
like one hundred percent
oh we're in
thank you thank you thank you thank you
appreciate it
wait
that's not how to sit here
oh so it's you and me
you get after this or something
can you step it up bro?
I'm sorry
hey Jack give me a favorite shot
the fuck up Jack, thank you
sorry what were you saying?
Um, I was asking if you had an E-date after us.
No, but like, what'd you say, like, right before that?
Um, nothing, no worries.
No, no, no, you sack of peasant!
We gotta, like, get to the bottom of it!
I think, like, you said what it said?
Just say the fool, like, say the...
No, no, I'm not even like, mad.
Just say the fool, like, sentence, Jeff.
Uh, I said speaking of cheaters.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, continue.
So, okay, let me actually explain so like
Like you told me like this isn't really a date
Yeah
Whoa, what's happening?
No, yeah
I'm going to be in the house.
Reloading.
This is Jack, man.
Multiple enemies being killed.
You think you're gonna be able to shoot that?
What the?
How do you feel?
He's spiked down.
Oh, he's pretty fast.
There you go.
Can you play baiting, bro?
Yo, this is Jack.
Hey.
Hey.
Yo, get off this deck.
Dead.
Are you saying Jack is hitting a hero over the tail?
I mean, yo Jack, with all due respect Jack, I haven't said anything to you bro. It's my third day on the game bro. I'm obviously not good. It's swift play. Relax a little bit buddy.
Yeah you tell him, my gosh.
Also, Jen, if you want, bro, won't be on R6 any time, any place.
Oh, oh, I would shit on you, bro.
Yeah, I'm sure you would, bro.
I mean, it's my third day, this guy's attacking me.
It's a slip play, bro.
It's manageable.
You lost one.
Sorry, where's Jen?
I want your attention.
He wants your attention.
Yeah, yeah, that's true, yeah.
No, yeah, but you told me this isn't a date.
So what do you mean?
Cheating.
What does that even mean?
I'm getting you to take the life.
It was a joke.
It was a joke.
It was a joke.
How's that a snipe? I swear to god, how's that a snipe? How's that a snipe?
Who you looting?
I'm looting you guys.
I'm looting you guys.
Oh my god.
I'll spike down, attack or spawn.
Nice, well played.
You're good. You're good. You got this. You got one enemy. Nice. Oh my god.
Good fucking try. Nice. I will. That'll be a good try. Thank you. Great try. Thank
you. Uh, the sky's got this. Please. Oh no, this is Jeff. This is Jeff. Yeah, this
this is the asshole
Yeah, let's see
What's he doing with his knife?
30 seconds left
If you press Y, you can inspect it
on your knife
Alright, Jen, what are you all the hikes about, bro?
See how good you are
I mean, I'm about to insane, so...
Yeah, look at that
Oh, man
I'll give you that, good day
I gave you that
Yo, why is this guy on my dog?
Why does find your love this guy's on my dog. I don't know why
What do you say what do you say Jack?
Can you trade? Uh, you know, no, how about how about no
Yeah, how do I do that?
someone said ask him about his cat made costume I've got your trail oh cat made
costume I don't know what they're talking about
reloading now I've never put on a made costume ever in my life I think you're
Yeah
We're talking
if you die here, I'll rest here, okay?
I don't like to not tell tortoise nothing.
Wait, do we plant?
Do we plant?
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, you said you'll rest?
Thank you, thank you.
If you die, but you got it, you'll come along.
I'm not gonna die.
I got you, Dora.
Oh my god, wait, you can rest?
Yeah.
You're juicy as me.
Oh my god.
God, that's not good.
My ultimate strength.
Fuck it.
You can do that, too.
My ultimate strength.
Fuck it.
You can do that, too.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
Yeah, I didn't.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm just distracted.
in a made costume?
A cat made costume, yeah.
Maddie, are you uh... wait, one moment.
Maddie, are you per chance like looking for like a kitten?
A kitten?
Or a kitten?
No, kitten.
And? Why, you can challenge it?
I'm double my dabble.
Oh yeah, can I hear it?
Oh you said what?
Can I hear it?
Not another step.
Sorry boy.
Can I hear it?
Yeah.
Oh that's cute.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Sorry, what?
Can I hear?
Yeah.
Oh, that's cute.
It's you and me!
My own gun!
Chysa!
Watch your eyes!
Oh no, fuck.
Get out of my way!
Damn it!
Watch your eyes!
You wanna see this, Malek?
Come on, let's go!
I'm watching you now.
Fight down, A.
A.
One enemy remaining.
Is he still alive?
Nice.
Good shot, good shot.
Get out, that was really good.
Sudden death.
Get out, that was really good.
Want to try it again?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so it's trading weapons like...
I don't know what's going on here.
Yeah, nice shot Phoenix.
Yeah.
It's trading weapons like...
Oh, he finished an ice cube, quick lesson.
Yo yo yo what's up bro how's it going man?
Alright hi but finally speaking are you giving it or taking it?
Like positivity wise you know?
What is that man?
Just I ignore him completely I don't know what
Probably somebody from my chat to be honest I
I honestly don't even know
You don't know what that means?
Like what no no what the fuck bro
Do what you gotta do Karina
What the fuck?
Okay, later, safety.
Cutting through.
Okay, match point.
I'm gonna kill you?
Okay, here we go.
Heading baby.
Reloading.
I think about this
Really sorry about that mother be god damn. I can't hear I came back really strong about your fuck
This guy's talking what the fuck oh my god
Division! Division! Division!
Oh my goodness.
No, we won, we won. He ran out of time.
He ran out of time.
Um...
Yeah.
Yeah. Defenders, we win.
This guy just say nicotine, Nick.
Yeah, okay.
Um...
What'd he say?
Nicotine, Nick. It's like, there's this thing where my chat basically thinks I faint.
watch I have no idea why my chat thinks I'd be you do what like if you had to
guess do you think that's it you don't sound like you do thank you thank you
appreciate that you know I don't I don't wait do you vape no okay no yeah
neither of us vape okay chat I don't know why people like cat cat no no I
I'm not interested like I never would not have as it's calling one moment. I'll be sorry about this one moment
Hey, have eyes. How's it going?
Hey, how's it going?
um
You know that labor TV I went to do you think you can bring that back to me or I know you need it for like a date. Oh
You're talking about the
Wait a hold on have it oh
Fuck. Okay. This is...
Sorry about that. I don't know. I was my mic on for that?
Yeah, yeah, I was.
Yeah, basically, you know, I
Just let I'm not high-vives drive one of my like
2022 like lime green Lamborghini Urus, but he said he's gonna return it, but I don't know he's not
It's not returning. I don't have a date later. By the way, I don't know why he said that
I don't know why the fuck high-vives would say I have a date later because I don't have a date
it's okay it's okay if you do you know what do you mean it's okay but like what
are you like what do you mean nothing I don't know do you want to play another
one yeah no yeah yeah would you have your date to go to know I don't have a
day I don't have a day I don't have a day so the thing I watch with Moodle
I was like AI or...
Look.
Hold on. Do you like...
Match found!
Look.
Okay.
Do you want me to have a date in 30 minutes or is this a date?
Um, I don't know.
It's whatever you wanted to do.
No, what I don't know I'm confused
Sorry, did my mic like that about something sobbing the sobbing
Ignore that wait so okay
I'm trying to like just get exactly like I'm trying to figure out exactly where you said
Because you know like I'm not good at like picking up on like signals. You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, I know all I'm saying is like I thought you would take it with like
Muda's girl or something. No, I don't have a date. I don't have a date.
We're like, okay. Yeah. Or like, I don't know. So no, that's not what happened. That's not what
happened. Melody, wait, that's not what happened. So I told Muda, I said, yeah, like I have a date
right now, but I'm going to see how this date goes. And if it goes good, then I don't
have a date later okay got it so how do you think this is just pretty bad though she's pretty bad
what are you trying to say what are you trying to say like i i'm not good at like reading signals
like i don't um so how do you enjoy playing phoenix do you play anyone else did you play jet
Oh yeah, I'm a jet player too, jet player too, jet player too.
Okay, okay.
Do you like the bus, though, Phoenix?
Yeah, I like Phoenix the best. Well, like, I like jet more, but like Phoenix is more simple for me, do you know what I'm saying?
Wait, so, no, wait, wait!
Madeline, Madeline, is this a date or not?
I don't know.
Okay.
Nuttle, you're confusing the hell out of me like legitimately.
You're confusing me too.
No, no, I'm not.
I'm not confusing you.
Look, here's what I have to know.
You're like very too confusing individuals.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's what I have to know.
Here's what I have to know.
I told Moodle, I said, hey, I have a date right now.
But if my date goes bad, I said, if my date goes bad, I'm going to be like,
I'm gonna be honest like that was just like hot I'm just gonna be honest I'm sorry
great ain't great ain't great ain't great ain't like you're like little accent
Oh
No, I'm like 25% Cuban 25% Cuban 25% Czech
Scottish German, but mainly I'm Cuban a check one and my grandma's from Czech Republic. Yeah, my grandpa's from Cuba
What about you? What is what is what is your happiness?
Can you guess?
No, but it gets
Latina
Latina 30 seconds left. Can I get one more guess?
Yeah
Yeah
Wait actually
wait okay what is it what is that there's yet oh no I like no I know but
like like are you like Italian German French aggression okay okay but I'm from
America yeah you're gonna like Florida before or not yeah I told you I was a
Oh, yeah, you did tell me that. Wait, you've been to Tampa before?
Yeah. Bush Gardens.
Yeah, Bush Gardens. Hey, I've been to Bush Gardens. Have you ever been to a venture album?
Uh, that's in Orlando, right? No, I'm trying to cross the street in Bush Gardens.
Oh, no, I don't know. It's like a water park. I used to go there all the time when I was a kid for summer. It was fucking awesome.
Oh, that's cute. So you were born in Florida?
Born of race, born of race, born of race.
He's a Florid legend.
Wait, I'm flanking A. Should I flake A or no?
Oh, shit. Yeah.
Ah, yeah. He's like...
On me.
They might be stream sniping.
Haven't I ever dead?
I'm planting. You protect...
Yeah
There's someone fling
I
Yes, I'm gonna be honest this guy's got some extremes that because he typed good name in the chat in the tea bag
That's crazy
What the languages you speak besides English what languages do I speak? Oh, I speak a little bit of Spanish
Kind of a little bit of Portuguese
Little bit of Portuguese
What about you do you speak any languages?
No, I know like some words in Spanish, but only like the bottom
With the
Can they pop out of this right of the way? Can they pop out of this right of the way, this RG?
Yeah.
Can I, like, insta-
Joke's over!
You're dead!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Watch your eyes!
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up!
Enemy spot!
Have you killed my ass?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Why are you- oh my- oh my god!
No, I-
Sorry about that, I don't know-
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He, like, did a fire to me, man.
I
Kind of didn't like how you didn't protect me there like come on
that I
Try to know I would have I would have taken you there. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm just not as good as you know, it's not
Wait, what level do I have to be for rent cuz I think I'm like level six right now
You have to be level 20.
Oh fuck, that's gonna be a ways to go.
Yeah.
I gotta pick it up.
I gotta pick it up.
Wanna play ranked though?
You actually wanna play ranked?
Oh my god, is that a game shit?
Yeah, I'm trying to hit like top ranks.
Like I'm trying to hit like legit.
Wait a minute, okay.
Okay.
So someone told me, um, ask them about you and Sketch made a video together.
Last round before the switch.
We lose everything after this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What did he ask you?
Like, you and Sketch made videos together or something?
Yeah, like YouTube videos.
You know, like, some of the things you're like, some of the things you're reading
might be like a little weird.
Wait, like, do you have any questions for me?
me like you know what I'm saying yeah yeah I'm just um I know like a little
bit about you but I don't know what I can ask that's like not too personal no
you can ask whatever you want not no question is too personal okay I don't
know about that
Nice.
Black player, quick!
My head!
My down!
My side!
My side!
My head though!
Did I, did I hit him in the head there?
Did I hit him in the head?
Your crosshair is on his head, but the recoil is like spraying.
That was a good try.
That was a good try.
What is he doing to me?
Oh, you're saying like, I have like shitty recoil control?
Let's send these.
No, it was fine.
You're, because you just like finished another gunfight.
So it was kind of like, the recoil was a little bit like crazy.
But um...
It was like a try, like I see the potential.
So you're saying I suck at this game?
You're saying that a lot?
You're saying like I suck at this game?
No.
You're so goaded.
Better than 10, better than 10.
Bye bye.
See like don't, like don't lie to me though, come on.
Let's go.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, okay.
My fault, my fault.
No, no, you're good, you're good, you're good.
So what are some of your hobbies? What are some of your hobbies?
Oh, golfing. I go golfing all the time. I've been training.
Have you do Topgolf?
Yeah, yeah, I've done Topgolf before. I like Topgolf a lot.
Yeah, Topgolf is fun.
Spike planted.
I mean, would you ever like...
wanna go on like a top golf like me or something?
I can work for that.
I probably embarrass myself. I'm pretty bad at golfing.
Yeah, yeah, that was just stupid.
That was just stupid right here.
You know, I'm really good at golf. I'm really good at golf.
Last player standing.
You got this.
KJ's manguee in Sages 44.
I mean, like what the fuck is this fucking game?
I'm just legitimately getting deleted everywhere. I fucking go
I just I just get deleted and then this kid's typing in my fucking like in the old chat like fuck
Yeah
Yo chat that was a fucking air ball in half bro. At least I tried ready at least I tried at least I tried
Adam back
You're back.
Yeah, I don't want to back up back up.
I was just talking about trying to shoot.
Phoenix, you might want to try Fortnite.
Look at this guy's fucking messages.
Have you played Fortnite before?
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty good at Fortnite.
Okay. You played Belt?
What?
Belt or no Belt?
No Belt, no Belt, no Belt.
That shit is really hard.
Yeah, they're just waiting for you.
like planted
nice job
oh my gosh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, one moment, I'll be right back.
In front of death!
In front of death!
Need to push away, he was diffusing.
Yeah, but I thought he had to push.
I don't know if he could see my teammate diffusing.
Sorry about that, I really should have clutched that.
I think I lagged or something.
No, it's totally fine.
I saw the lag.
You talked about that game, though.
Good shit.
Do you see this?
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Yeah, I'm gonna play Jet next game.
I think I'm feeling like, I'm feeling jetty.
I'm feeling jetty.
I'm playing Jet, I'm playing Jet.
I wanna see you on Jet.
You ready?
So how do you like think this is going right now
in your opinion?
I think you're like so, so nice.
Thank you.
I think you're nice too, I think you're nice.
No match found.
Thank you, thank you.
A lot of the big streamers, you know, they have like this ego, you know?
But you're like, you're very chill.
Thank you, appreciate that.
Yeah, no, I'm like pretty terrible at that Valorant.
Really nothing to...
Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Okay, now listen, I'm gonna frag this game.
I promise.
Like, I'm not, I will not go negative at this game.
Okay?
Okay, okay.
You got this well not connected. Okay, you know you're way you're way better than me at this game
But like this game right here like I'm gonna help you I'm gonna help you so we can win as a team
Oh, yeah, well you talked about last game, so
We can I oh yeah, I got three kills in that round, but then I like
Sold around completely. Yeah, then I sold around completely. Yeah
So it like yeah, um
So golfing, do you like golfing, okay, what else?
Yeah, I'm like, uh, yeah wait, one second, one second, one second.
Chad, I think I'm in the friend zone, guys, I'm not even gonna lie, like this is actually fucking bad.
Uh, yeah, no, I go golfing all the time, um, I work out a lot, like I said, I've been training a lot, like I've been training like every other day for the last two months.
Because there's this big soccer match coming up in England in like a month.
I'm training because last year I did terrible that and it turns out to be dead over there.
So I don't have my chapter yet.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
It's guys who can train them.
Okay, that's cool.
That's cool.
What about you?
What are you talking about?
I was going to ask you if I could do that.
Oh, yeah.
um do you have you played dead by daylight no I have not played that
game you know someone actually asked me the other day to play that game is that
game good it's pretty difficult for like beginners but I don't like it
yo Jett what the fuck are you doing I think it'll be like a contact area is
Is this random serious?
No, you're running at me.
Push the button down!
No good shit, Jack!
What the fuck are you doing?!
Yo, hey, these kids are gonna piss me the fuck off!
Reloading.
He breathes deep breathes
It's not interesting
Okay, well, not the legs, but you know, we don't know how to try not to
Yo, Yoru, could you be a favor, bro?
What?
Yoru, if I'm in a...no, no, no
If I'm in a clutch scenario, bro, like, I'm trying to hear the footsteps, not
He's won, he's won
Bro, he wasn't won
He wasn't fucking won
He wasn't won
Yes, he was
Oh, he was one?
Yeah, bro.
Oh, I'm sorry, team.
Yeah, you know what, team?
I don't think he was one.
I think they're gaslighting him.
I don't even believe it.
Wait, I've actually been told you guys are gaslighting me and he wasn't one.
You lying motherfucker!
You lying motherfucker!
You're getting what's not one!
You lying motherfucker!
He was coming!
Oh, maybe they're talking on our own.
But I didn't talk to him for that much.
Yeah, dude.
It's okay.
It's deep breaths for our deep breaths.
I'm sure it's a good start.
The kill?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Alright.
Madeline, you got this, Madeline.
Last player standing.
Alright, Madeline, if you collapse in seven of bark.
Eh!
My territory is my truth!
I have them now!
What the fuck was that?
Um, he ulted me, and then like he took the case.
He died, uh...
He ulted me...
That might have been the cringiest shit I've ever seen in my life.
One character is that.
Deadlock's wires are obnoxious.
Shoot them for me, yeah?
That was like the cringiest shit I've ever seen.
Yeah, that's that's an open door. Yeah
My god
This guy's voice is like hurting my ears. Yes, Yoru. Do you smoke like five packs of cigarettes a single day, bro?
Yo, jet. We're not on your stick. Keep up
You need to fucking lock in
Yo, the a
Now I see what we eat about fucking battle with Jesus
This one begins.
I'm sure I'm dead.
Reloading.
I'm with you, Mardy.
Okay. I could be hiding this corner.
I don't know what you're doing.
I don't know what you're doing.
One enemy remaining.
What? What is this?
What is this?
Well uh, fight down like that.
Oh, you're thinking?
Yeah, it's a thing.
Oh my god, you're so good.
Get the wall.
Get the fucking gun.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
You too.
That's all I have in the house.
Oh my god, thank you.
Spend your money now.
There's no bank in hell.
So like, uh, Melody, would you consider us like friends?
Yeah, it's easy, oh yeah.
What do you?
Yeah, yeah, 100%
Take them one by one.
Yo!
Yo, GenC, bruh, how about you donate me some money?
No, I need to buy a new computer.
I'm playing all this shitty ass game about no games.
Yo, please, bruh.
Uh-oh.
How do you do this, man?
You're off the coast, you're still off the coast.
Oh, I'm lagging. CGC, I need that new PC, bro.
Yo, girl!
Hey, I'm trying to clutch, I'm trying to clutch, bro. Thank you, bro.
Oh, you got that?
Yeah, you can do it, man.
Okay, depress, depress, depress the beat.
You know what I mean, in this game?
Yeah.
Last player standing.
Oh, I want to go.
Why did you revive this shit of em?
Hey hey hey hey hey hey!
Give me my duo
I was just looking inside
I'm so sorry, I messed my bad
I hate them cover, seeing the light
I was gonna, oh I should have sold you, I should have sold you
Now you're dead, you're dead
Why did you revive me, this guy is so shit
Yo, hey
That's my duo
Reyna, Reyna, no, no, Reyna, Reyna
I've had it up to here, bro.
Since I've joined this lobby, you have been on my phone.
Stop.
Whoa, shut the fuck up.
Walk in, bro.
Holy.
This guy's under-kicking you.
I was talking shit.
All right, I'm just going to kill her.
I'm going to change this out once you're dead.
You got it.
I'm going to be like, hey, dumbass!
I
I'll try to heal you I took it back
That's good positioning now, that's good positioning
There you go. You got this wait one more for an ace, right? Yeah. Yeah, I'll try to find I'll try to be
Where's this guy?
Are we supposed to plant or defend?
Albert defunding, so he has to plant. I don't know where he is.
He's gonna be over here.
Following 10 seconds left
You are so good
That is the greatest game ever created it does
Yo pistol ace chat third day on the game
I found my first route like that's a good chat route you just get to that corner
I
Spike down attack or spawn play spotter for you. Are you died a job? We're on the front guys a GGs
Let's get in the middle a GGs, bro
Well, you tell you I died I died I died
I could have get my a vandal out
You got the stuff
I don't ask you which game has better skins, like Valorant or...
Watch the enemy.
That's a good ass question.
Low key?
30 seconds.
That is actually a good question.
Oh my god.
Wind, show me where to go.
I'm gonna say Valorant has better looking skins.
But CS has the skin market which Valorant just does not have.
And cases like I'm really addicted to cases. I mean, it's pretty bad
You place the ox a lot
Define what you mean by play I
Don't know like are you good at it?
Probably like 40 hours of playtime and like 35 of those hours are on
I prefer that point.
Move in after I strike.
Thanks, Winsor.
God, I actually don't even know.
I don't know yet. I'll say this.
I don't know what game I prefer more between Valorant and CS,
because like, I just started both of them.
But like, when I'm on CS, the problem is I just opened cases.
I'm like a dick to open cases.
So like, I barely even played a game.
But if Valorant had cases, I would probably do the same fucking thing.
So it kind of worked.
I don't know. That's a good-ass question.
You ask good questions. I don't know.
I'll say this, I don't know yet. Once I get to like a hundred hours
Yeah, do you have anything to say?
Fall back, Nicholas!
Nicholas, fall back!
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Oh, man.
Yo, Iso, you're one in seven. I don't know why you're saying dumbass.
Listen, buddy, listen, buddy, I told you to fall back. If you would listen to me, you are! You want to do the reason why you're saying this to me, you wouldn't have died.
I'm gonna die this shit.
Walk the f-
Lock the fuck in, access one and seven.
Access one and f-
You got this, Robin.
In seven, yeah.
Oh, that's a cute gun skin. Very cute gun skin, man.
It gets angry when you like...
Yeah.
Oh, he just killed him.
What the fuck? Where are they coming from?
coming from
oh look it's ice so one and seven yeah this game is fucking over with
yeah it's just a mess jeff old bro wait is this team like i can't even
tell me fucking like are these happy fucking kids i'm at the top of the
god damn leaderboard oh my god i got it
it's my brood attackers win
jeff you're so ass yo oh my god
I'm top of the anim out of the game
It's okay. They're just jealous
They've been playing for like five years and they're
worse than you
Yeah, you know, you know, you're probably right. You know what? Yeah, you're honestly right. You're right
We're not upset. Well, I'm sorry
You want to play one more?
Yeah, I'm down. I'm down
So, what are you what are you doing after this game?
probably gonna eat and just do other orders and stuff how about you oh after
this I'm probably just gonna match found after this game I'm probably gonna just
go chill no understand okay okay what do you how do you tell like what do you
do and you're big-ass Lamborghini no remember I gave it to high-pitched it's
is his now no um okay yeah I don't know I'm gonna just go chill like don't
understand I might go to the beach or something okay you go to the beach
often yeah no in Florida we have like the best beaches so yeah I go to the
beach sometimes you know I'm saying yeah I've been there I've been there yeah
like people who live in Florida don't really go to the beaches yeah you ever
plan on coming like back to like yeah I'm janky play Phoenix you ever plan
I mean I'm fucking gay I would be open to it oh cool that's sick
I'm sorry about that you said you'd be like open to going back to Tampa
um yeah it was fun when I went yeah like if you were to come back like what would you
like you out there wait Jincy can I get your ghost I'll buy you can you drop
what I do what what I besides like push gardens what is there to do yeah oh like
in Tampa yeah I don't know like I think yeah no I live in Tampa you know
I'm always gonna hold you. Oh, oh, I'm a piece here. Oh
Oh, yeah, no, no, yeah, I have my I have my place
I am you date you said what?
You want to look at us the duo here?
Oh, yeah.
Look at this.
I already muted them so I can't even hear them.
You already what?
I already muted them.
I already muted them so I can't even hear.
in here. But yeah you know normally when I'm in uh like you know where I live like I normally
like to you know go shit on the beach you know there's a couple of a couple of nice like restaurants
in Tampa but I know I like going to the beach you know Florida's got good beaches I go to the
night time you know what I mean. Did it flex there? Uh no no no not really no. Bubs are
Yeah, have you ever been?
Yeah, I know, I've been before.
Okay.
Sniper!
Sorry about that.
Find what's there about me.
One of them.
You're actually insane, it's like you like going to like beaches.
Um, I know, it's kind of annoying to go to some shit, you know, it's like, this is
crazy I mean it's nice like it's a vibe you know I feel you yeah yeah yeah no I
know what you know what you mean what are you like doing like what are they like
what do you like doing um I like I like going to the walks and stuff
I love music, movies, shows, whatever, games, gym.
I don't know.
You like the gym, right?
You like the gym.
Yeah, I go to gym, too.
Yeah, you have your own home gym, right?
Yes, yes.
Yo, can I get like a, like a pass there or something?
What do you mean?
I need a new gem to go to, I like...
Enemy spotted!
Oh, you wanna like, work out together?
My timing just don't fucking shit in every game I'm fucking playing!
Sorry, I got you, I got you, I got you!
Oh my god, we got one big, big, big thing!
No! You can do that too!
Spike down, feed!
Come on then!
One enemy remaining.
He should be alive.
I don't know.
Oh, he's up.
I mean, you're so, like, you're so good.
I mean, oh my god, you're so fucking good.
Thank you.
You're so grounded.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Yeah, you too.
Yeah, yeah.
Can we get a good duo?
Yeah, yeah, we do.
We do make a good duo, yeah.
So you said you want to, like, work out with me?
Um, yeah, like, how's your home gym, like?
It's good.
Like, what, like, we got, like, a lot of machines, like, what, uh...
Yo, Giddy. Can I be a Vandal?
Okay.
Giddy!
Yeah, it's a nickname that was given to me by my channel, unfortunately. I don't know why they call me Giddy.
2N218.
You want to play? Let's play.
I don't- I don't- I don't go by Giddy!
Oh my- Fuck it!
Why?
Oh no. I'm- I'm pretty good at this thing, I mean.
You're pretty good at this.
You're still too fast.
My teammate's shooting at my body, but-
I know he's gone.
Like, are we dead ass?
Are we dead ass?
Oh no, it was actually a shot.
The name Giddy was given to me by my friend named Ken.
And then my cats are fucking in there with him.
Okay, I got it.
But I'm not like Giddy at all. I don't know, they just call me Giddy.
Oh yeah, no, you're a bike-planted.
You're too young.
Yeah, that's anything.
Oh, fuck.
good job, melty you've tried fucking great guys
I'm sorry
thank you
switching sides
so melty would you say you're having like a enjoyable experience right?
yeah yeah
you're a very enjoyable person
you too, you're a very enjoyable person too
so I asked you yesterday like
are you asking me what my type is
and I asked you what your type is like
well like specifically do you like
like blonde girls like no no common misconception there I don't know why
everybody thinks that no so you know my type is like you know just very like
beautiful you know very gentle souls you know what I mean like very warming
souls I may need some big person out of the guys I okay Raina shut the fuck up um no
life seriously I don't care about like the cover of somebody's hair you know
they need like you know beauty could be the beauty is in the eye of the holder
like if this guy doesn't get out of my fucking face yo Judy can you unmute
jet all right I need to fucking mute you sorry about that I'm back okay but
you know my type would be just like I don't know my type would be like I guess
uh gamer girls okay somebody could game with yeah I know cuz like I like gaming
you know I mean so yeah I like gaming I like gaming you know what I mean
Some board-on for sure
Spike down a
And don't just stay like personality
important so nobody won't I don't tell you I have first hey hi guys what how's
it going man
we know that you know where's I don't know where I don't why is your voice
deep wait wait wait have I this isn't you and why is your voice deep right
Yo, give me down here.
ROLO WITH THE 1000 GIFTEN!
Sorry about that, Melody. Somebody try to take credit for, like, somebody else.
W. ROLO IN THE FUCKING CHAP!
I've never got one cake.
Sorry, Melody. One more. I'll be back.
What? I'm sorry, Melody. One second.
W. ROLO IN THE CHAPT!
I've never gotten a thousand gifted!
W. ROLO!
ROLO, appreciate you.
Sorry, Meryl. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
How much is that?
Uh, I think it's, like, $6,000.
We're $6,000 in dollars?
Yeah.
What do you say?
Alright.
Can this guy get out of my face, please?
No, that's bad.
I knew it.
No, no.
I know.
I know.
You're bad.
You're bad.
You're bad.
Last player standing.
Appreciate this game.
I knew it.
I know.
I asked you.
I'm sorry.
What was I asking you?
Um, like, my type or something?
No, no.
I love you, by the way.
Like, bro, I'm all right.
I fucking love you! Get out!
Rolo, you are the greatest human ever!
Sorry, I'm back.
Uh, Melody.
So you said, um...
So, oh yeah, what is your type?
Like, what is your type?
And like, I'm not talking about personality.
Like, what is your type in looks?
Like, height?
Weight?
Oh my god.
Hair style?
Eye cover?
What is your type?
What is your exact type?
Like, five, three, six hundred pounds.
you know you don't care if a guy is like
I think like I don't have to be like six foot or anything
yo yo what's up man you've been teabagging what's up
your yeah what's good bro yeah what's up man okay mommy PC yeah yeah I'll think
about dropping you I'll think yeah I just ask me for a fucking
reloading I'm stealing your girl that's all right I'm stealing melody from you
you know what bro you want to be steeper i got you bro i got you
that's one of the janksies
no don't watch it no good boy
go away we need a plan jing see you jing see you where do we go where do we go?
come here bro
play it play it play it play it play it play it play it play it
What?
Yeah, this guy's a good boy for your fucking time!
I swear I got him!
Max player standing.
Get out of my way!
Bad play.
Oh, Melody, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry.
Melody, this guy's really pissing me off, but I can't focus.
Ah, yeah.
I mean, mute him again.
Yo, Melody, I'm sorry.
You're also, like, jumping around you and shit.
I know I can't really focus on a game.
Again, I'm trying to just focus on you.
Max point
Yeah, so I'm sorry again, what is your type exactly?
I
Guess as long as they're really not shorter than me
How's all of you?
asking for a friend
I feel like I'm just money. I don't know like five three
maybe let's play I don't know I don't I don't know
Oh, spike down, attack the sponge!
Last player, Sandbox.
Defending will win, so unfortunate.
Yeah, I know.
What am I melting?
I'm gonna, you know what I'm saying, I'm gonna hop off, you know what I mean?
It was really nice.
Yeah, it was nice playing with you, it was very nice.
You know, it was very nice getting to know you, you know what I'm saying?
to have fun on your E-date.
Wait, what? No, no, no, no, wait.
I'm joking. No, no, I'm actually just getting off right now.
Okay, okay. You're getting off.
You're getting off too, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, well I'll see you, you know what I'm saying?
I'll see you when I see you.
Okay, sounds good, sounds good.
Have a good one.
Yep, I'm just gonna hop off and just go chill.
Okay, enjoy.
All right chat we got another date guys everybody's lock in okay we got oh my god
I saw the McCall chat listen bro I think melody was just friends owning me the
entire time like shadow I think melody was just friends only be the entire
time is I like chat I'm got them friends are is mood ready no Chad I'm
not a monster I'm in the fucking friend zone I'm in the friend zone bro
She's already on to the next order exactly stay out Kings
Brochage she said it like she said it wasn't even a date guys. She said it wasn't even a date
She said it wasn't even a date bro. Is Muda ready?
Is Muda ready? She said it wasn't even a date, bro
Muda what's good, bro? Dude, dude, I'm nervous. Okay. I remember remember how yesterday. I wasn't even nervous low key
Wait, did you find your date, bro? Yes, I found my date
Alright, you're still full of rosette? Can we not? Alright, can we not fuck with each other? Please?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I need to open up your stream, look you in the eyes. I need you to look me in the eyes real quick.
Look at the camera right now. Look at the camera, Jinxie.
Put it on your life. I will not turn into a cock story today and have thousands of people come through my entire stream and fucking tell me that I'm a fucking cock and I'm a loser.
I got mugged by fucking Jinxie. Put it, look in the fucking camera and fucking say I'm not gonna become a cock today.
Listen, Muda, I'm not gonna flirt with your date at all bro, that is your date.
I'm gonna be like prime Dwayne Wade on the Miami Heat just throwing you lobs, bro.
I expect you to throw me lobs.
Look, I'm not gonna cross that line.
Now, if I'm just saying, if your date hits on me, what should I do?
If Sarah hits on me-
Because I'm gonna be out, like, I'm gonna be out of slaps tonight.
Like, they instantly, instantly were attacking me.
There was nothing I could have done.
There was nothing I could have done.
Okay, listen.
Wait, my chat's saying you said that last three-
NOT DO I BELIEVE YOU!
Listen, bro. You gotta listen.
Here's the thing, bro.
Here's the thing.
If your date hits on me,
I will not flirt back, I swear to you.
Okay.
Okay.
And you know what? I like that.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, Jixi, Jixi.
Do I look good right now or no? Should I go change?
Let me see. Yeah, I'll be coming up to meet them.
Yes, dude. Yes!
I'm not gonna lie.
Bro if you thought yesterday was bad at all you're gonna fucking shit yourself today. Who's your date?
Who's your date? I got a girl did I don't want to show you don't know. I haven't even talked to her yet
Okay, I haven't even talked to this girl. Yeah, I don't have any history with this girl. That's why I'm lucky kind of nervous
I'm kind of nervous. I'm very nervous
All right, so I'm turning on iron mode. I'm gonna go change. Okay? I'm gonna go change. I'm gonna go change
I'm gonna go change, I'm gonna go change, I'm gonna go change.
Chat, I gotta piss. I gotta piss shit at the same time, I'm not gonna lie.
Alright, uh, I'm gonna end my-
All right, it's the show goes on now night yo
All right chat double date
Actually locked the fuck like legitimately locked the fucking bro double date, bro
I'm pretty sure I just have friends on so over one on the night
Will we go over to I really don't know
Chad I really don't know
put on a shirt yeah you guys think I get a undershirt here like let me actually lock
in for this date yeah yeah you're right let me lock it
yeah
all right this is a very classy like shirt for a very classy attire you feel it understand
This is very classy, like very classy attire, bro.
Charrelo.
Charrelo.
Charrelo, Charrelo.
L cheater, bro, she fragile me.
Shot?
bro this would be peak should I buy this or now keep what I have check keep
what I have or should I buy this should I buy this no don't buy it okay what is
this fucking guy playing what is wrong with this fucking muta guy bro what the
fuck is this guy fucking playing we're about to go on a yo
hey oh my god would actually look good from what it look mad good right now the
nose is nerfing him a little bit I'm not even gonna hold you the nose is
nerf again but bro he has like a six-pack mood with mad good right now
yo chat lock in bro dead ass like actually dead ass lock in
oh night when the show goes oh no night so I'm just gonna have one beer
tonight just gonna take that job a little bit cases after bro I got a
double date and then I got cases. Don't fuck him over your chat. I'm not going to fuck over
Muda. But listen, chat, if Muda's date hits on me and if my date is not hitting on me,
what do I do? Do I just fucking say fuck it? Hopefully my date is actually into me,
bro. Yeah, the fuck is happening. Muda, what's
All right, are you ready?
Yeah, what are you saying stop?
All right, so boot up
Ground rules, bro like a ground rules just so I'm clear if your day flirts with me
What am I supposed to do? You're supposed to just tell it a back off
And
Not fucking say anything
Okay, that's literally all you do.
So about to cam up and call them, like FaceTime.
Oh, dude.
Oh my god, did you make the call or did they make the call?
I made the call, I made the call, I made the call.
Let me just FaceTime them and tell them, let me see if they're ready real quick, because
they told me they were getting ready, so one second.
They're getting ready?
Holy shit, bro.
They were getting ready.
Jesus.
Moodler, are you locked in, bro?
Are you locked?
Moodler, are you locked in?
What's that one second calling them
Turn about a shit myself, bro
Getting ready for Valorant. Nah, I don't know this game is crazy
Jack see just not like this bro. Bro. You know on siege bro. It's like
You might run into like one girl every like nine months
See just not like this though
Jixxid! Jixxid! Jixxid!
This book your... my date is ready. Your date sentence is going to take two more seconds and throw on a surprise for you.
Now I don't know what that means, but yeah, everything is going according to plan.
I don't know what the fuck you're about to get hit with!
But put it on your life! That nothing will happen between you and my date please.
on my life, on your life, on my chat's life.
If your date at any point in time even gives me any signal,
I'm immediately going to shut it down
and just start wingmaning you again.
Thank you, because I can't do that.
I can't do my other...
I got another monitor bro
and I can't do the same thing I did the other monitor.
I'm gonna...
That's two monitors in a row.
Three monitors in a row.
I can't do that.
All right, moving.
Yes, Chad.
You, you, you, Chad, on your life.
Like, Moona, this is gonna be a good-ass double date, bro. Legitimate.
No, no, no, no. If I genuinely am, if I'm not a cuck in this, I'm gonna have more fun than that today,
because that today was gonna fuck double, fuck a lot.
Yeah, and like, bro, I'm gonna be honest, bro, that was like, the vibe of the call was just immediately chop, bro, from the jump.
Like, I don't know, it was immediately just a chop vibe from the jump, bro. Like, I didn't know what to do.
Hopefully, today's just good, because that vibe was chop, bro. Like, they were just instantly not in the room from the jump.
I mean, no, I think they weren't into you. I think you just fucking you literally just shit on
Yeah, no, they just warned into you at all, bro
Okay, all right, we're gonna go that way. I'm pretty sure you literally you stopped my conversation ten times
You stopped the conversation. You literally said let the girl speak Muda. You literally said let the girl speak last
I did do that. And you know what? I'm not gonna do that to you again
Thank God, you know what? I'm not good because that was fucked up and I'm not gonna do that to you
Thank God, I'm not gonna do that. I need to take a picture. I think it puts right now because I'm getting nervous
Bro, like bro, how are you nervous for a valorate date?
Well, I don't have I don't have I don't have like I'm going to the state blind like the other games
I had like a little bit of like no street, you know, and I curveball wait, so you're playing meeting her live
I'm meeting her off to yes. Yes. I've never met her. He is the yesterday was easier for me because I had history
But this time I'll put on the spot. I'm looking kind of scared
So did she say anything about me like this girl?
Don't look at the gas ball Sarah said. Oh my god. We're named Sarah. Oh, yes
I have like real like I have really bad like really bad PTSD from that name, bro
What what happened with Sarah?
Nothing let's do this shit bro. Let's do this shit
Let's go bro. Like let's actually do this shit bro. Let's actually do this shit. Are you ready? Oh my god?
Are you ready? I'm ready but no no no no my day is ready. Your day is just taking extra time
I don't know why why do they always like you more first of all can we can we no no no I'm not gonna say that no
No, I'm not gonna say I'm gonna manifest. I'm gonna manifest a good date today
I'm gonna manifest a good day. Yeah, bro. Man, that's good. She's calling me. She's calling me. She's calling me
You're being called me. It's called me. You're being because condoms it. Oh
My god. Okay. Are you ready Sarah?
Are you ready? Yeah, I'm gonna add you to the call
Oh
No, Jason
Bro, why does she sound kind of bad dude, you're gonna fucking trip out bro wait how does she how does she how does she just 28?
My meat, okay, I
Won't let that. I don't know why I said that yeah, please don't don't
I need to take a piss before I just did okay, please please please
Oh, yeah, yeah, thank you. Yo talk to my chat talk to your chat whatever bro. I never stream open do your thing
Bro, I need to get back. I'm right. Yo, I'm gonna talk to you from the toilet Robert back
Yo chat so couple things guys. I just want to say going into the best man
Like tonight, I'm gonna be wingmanning mood. I'm a little bit nervous, you know, I've been I've been out of the dating scene
I've been out of the dating scene for a while tonight. I'm locked in bro, but I'm not gonna lie
My gate sounded kind of bad. I'm not even gonna hold you
My date sounded kind of bad.
So listen, bro, Muda, like I'm going to be hyping up Muda the whole night.
I hope Muda is hyping me up.
And bro, maybe like maybe just maybe we actually like this works out.
Maybe this works out, bro.
And a, if it doesn't work out chat, guess what?
We got a hundred chroma two cases waiting to cheer me up
and it's not going to go like it did two nights ago.
Or was that last night?
Yep.
That was last night.
I'm an addict and I'm a loser.
Wait, what's that last thing?
Like, yeah, do I look chopped right now, bro?
I'm about to be on a date, yo.
Got my eyebrows aren't even fully back yet, fuck.
Said, I don't chop?
Somebody said profit, get that email out of my chat.
Yes, always, always.
Yo, so chat, if I say, do I look chopped right now,
you guys are kind of supposed to say like,
no, Jameson, you don't look chopped.
You're not supposed to say always.
Like, Jack, I understand, bro.
Like, Jack, I understand if you're like,
you know, if it's just me and you guys, bro.
Guys, I'm about to be on a date, bro.
I need y'all to like heighten me up.
I need y'all to heighten me up, bro.
Eyebrows are never coming back.
They're literally growing back.
I think you look handsome, King.
See, bro?
Thank you, bro.
We're about to be on a date
in like literally two minutes.
Let's do it, shit, bro.
Like that's the positive energy I want to see.
You're handsome in a chopped way.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Chat like lie for like, like chat.
If y'all end up in my games, just like lie,
like make shit up.
Like make shit up, make shit up, you know what I mean?
Oh, what is this fucking chat spamming in my thing?
What are they talking about?
They're spamming, they're spamming this clip.
You said I look good.
The nose is nerfing me a little bit.
Is my nose even don't really remember saying, I don't remember saying that.
I remember all the fucking day, bro.
I don't remember saying that.
Okay.
What do we get in?
What are we going to do?
Are we going to like, like, like, like, hey, like the dream, the dream
face reveal, like, like, how do we get how?
What is her?
What do we get to say?
We need to join the call at the exact same time and turn on our
cams immediately.
Hi, but I get it, Reddy, because bro, turning on your cams late is
just like, or a debt.
you know what I feel I like actually I feel that okay we're gonna go on yo
okay um Jixi I put it on everything I love my heart is racing a little bit
yeah this is actually bad bro I'm not gonna lie I can't like okay are you
ready or no like a quick five-second break with what is what is what is my
opening conversation Jixi what do I say like hi guy I never met her right I
I've never met my girl, I swear I've never met my girl.
Don't ask like, um...
Oh, Sarah's 26, not 28, sorry.
Sarah's 26, not 28.
Bro, just ask like, ask like calm shit, bro.
Like, how was your day today?
What'd you do?
Okay, no, no, no, no, no double questions.
I hate when you fucking hog up the fucking room.
What did you eat today?
What's your favorite food?
What did you do yesterday?
What do you like to do when you're gay?
When am I allowed to talk to my girl?
Yo, one by one, one by one, bro.
You're one by one.
One by one.
Let's just, wait, wait, wait, wait.
High-fives.
Am I ready to join?
Like, am I ready?
Me can turn my shit on in here.
Let me turn my shit on in here.
Shysa.
Let me turn this off.
You can turn this off.
Yeah.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
All right.
Let's just go down.
What about me, what about me, what about me?
Is my thing turn on?
Yes, you're good, you're good.
You look good, bro.
OK, you look good, you look good, too.
Wait, I like this shit! I've never seen this one before!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, ready?
It's on me, it's on me, it's on me!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't keep your straight face, keep your straight face.
Wait, so what's the name? What's the...
Um, hello?
What's going on?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What's going on, Ania? How are you?
Hello. Hello, what's going on? Hey, Adia, nice to meet you. You're Moodler's
stage, correct? Yes, this is my day, yes. I think so. This is my day, yes. Moodler,
you got any questions? What are you asking, Adia? No, I just want to wait for Sarah
to turn her camera on for first before we start this. Okay. Oh, hey, Sarah, how's
I'm going.
Hi.
Hello.
Hi.
I would do the same, but I love the shoes and the socks.
Oh.
Good on ladies, how are you?
What's going on?
Hi.
Hello.
Hello.
Anya.
Hello.
What's your name, Anya?
Anya.
Anya.
And where are you from, Anya?
I'm from Poland.
Oh, wait.
Poland?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Sorry about that.
I'm back, guys.
How's everybody doing tonight?
I'm good.
Pretty good.
Sarah, I like your tattoos.
Thank you.
Very nice.
How long have you been getting tattoos for?
Oh, since I was 17.
Oh, sorry. One moment. My boss has called me.
Yo, hi, guys. What's up?
Yo, how's it going?
Can you just remove the camera in the bottom left?
Okay, no.
You said you wanted to remove Mooda's camera.
Any reason why?
No, just the OBS camera.
Oh, oh, sorry about that, yeah, yeah.
Anything else you wanna tell me right now
in the middle of a loop?
Oh my god, see you later.
How about if you need anything, call it.
All right, sorry about that, I'm back, guys.
Oh, no, Ania, how are you?
What did you do today?
Nothing, I just went to the gym.
Okay, what did you have at the gym?
And what did you have at the gym?
I'll take a guess.
Legs?
No, glutes.
No.
Bloots.
Biceps.
No.
Back.
Chest.
Chest, yeah.
Chest.
It's my favorite part.
Yeah.
Sarah, do you work out at all?
Yeah, I actually went to the gym, too.
I went to the gym.
I did legs.
Oh, nice.
You did legs.
What's your favorite workout?
I'm a big like I like triceps bicep, you know back I was actually at the gym this morning
really can you flex go out there's bigger oh yeah you want to flex or no I don't think
I should flex I don't think I should flex I don't do it I want to see let's see let's
Yeah, I'll flex. I'll flex. I'll flex.
Yeah, let's let him flex. Let's let him flex.
Ooh.
Yeah, like, let me flex the tricep too.
Ooh.
Oh, I love the tan line. It's okay.
Oh, he's, oh, no, Jixi is, is Jixi, bro.
You're, you're, I'm gonna compliment you, bro. You're jacked.
Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, so, Ania, what do you have to do on your free time when you're not, like, you know,
like when you're not, like, you know, when you're not, like, when you're not, like,
when you're not working?
Well, nothing.
I just go to the gym and play Valorant, the soul.
Oh, OK.
OK.
Do you like Valorant?
Is Valorant your favorite game?
Yeah, I would say so.
It's pretty nice.
OK, OK, OK.
Yeah.
What about you?
side streaming.
Besides streaming, you know, I have to go to the gym, I have to take my friends out
for dinner.
Female friends or male friends?
No, no, no.
Very, very focused.
Very, very focused.
Actually, girls don't even like me to be honest, but yeah, so, you know, take my
friends out to dinner to take my, yeah, you know, take my friends out to dinner
and take my parents out to dinner and that's pretty much it, you know, gym.
Also, Muda, you're starting up charities in Shadrata.
You've been getting charities going and nonprofits.
So I did do, I just opened up a non-profit animal hospital.
Wow.
How long did that take to set it up
with all the licensing and leases and stuff?
It took around eight months,
but since I have some connections in my city,
I had it now in about seven months,
and we just opened up about two weeks ago.
What animals you got in there?
with cats, dogs, monkeys, we have raccoons, stunks, and you know, pretty much whatever
else you find in the ecosystem of today's date.
Very nice.
Sarah, I'm just going to be honest, Sarah, I love your hair.
It looks amazing.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Do you like my hair?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can I see it?
Yeah, sure.
Sure.
It was my hairline.
It was recently shaved, I just kind of went full ball, full reset.
But yeah, you know, I'm going to try to get like longer hair this year.
You know what I'm saying?
Really down, down to your, to your shoulders.
Yeah.
Like I'm going to try to, I'm trying to get like long hair.
You know what I mean?
Like I might get a fade or something, but I don't know yet.
Um, I did have no eyebrows about, um, two months ago, but they grew back.
Oh, I'm sure you can rock it.
Dude, honestly, the longer the hair, the more to hold on.
Do you want to see how I looked with no eyebrows?
Can I show you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me show you right now. It's actually I got a picture right here.
Actually, should I show you that? I don't think you should, to be honest, but you know,
you know what? I'll just show you. You know what I mean? I don't hold any punches like I'm not
going to keep anything from you. Let me show you. All right. This was me with no eyebrows.
But I look better now, right?
I like the first one better.
What?
I think that's great. Thank you.
Very handsome. Honestly, 9.5 out of 10.
Thank you. I appreciate that. I would give you
9.6 out of 10.
Actually, no, I would give you a 9.7 out of 10.
OK.
Actually, maybe a 9.8.
9.8.
OK, I'll take it.
Thank you.
You're so sweet.
Sorry, I'm just like, I'm really nervous right now.
I don't talk to women that often.
So it's like, you know, it's just, this is very awkward.
You know what I mean?
You weren't just on the E date?
Playing Valorant?
One moment.
I think I believe someone's calling me here.
Oh, sorry.
What were you saying?
I couldn't hear you.
I had a.
No, I think something got you out.
I don't know.
It's OK.
So let me say that.
You were saying.
No, so I was OK.
So I'm just going to come clean.
I wasn't on a date.
I wasn't on a date.
I was meeting.
I was just meeting some girl.
And we just didn't really have a connection.
You know what I mean?
OK, OK, OK.
Do we have a connection?
I don't know, I kind of feel something, I don't know.
Okay, I guess we'll see, I guess we'll find out.
Yep, and do you feel a connection with Muda?
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, thank you, Jixi, I know, wow,
I think we forgot about the one, one rule to be honest
but there was 10 to one there, Jixi, I don't know why.
But you know what, we're gonna give it to you.
Jixi, before we even go on to this date,
Uh, Jixie, why don't you tell Sarah what you do on your free time?
You're not streaming.
Yeah.
I mentioned that.
Yeah.
Uh, so in the nighttime, I enjoy like, I enjoy going to the beach.
I live in Florida.
So there's just a lot of beaches, you know what I mean?
It's really nice in the nighttime.
There's not that many people.
You can listen to like the waves, you know what I mean?
Um, I take care of animals, right?
Uh, the other day, uh, saved a cat from a tree, just, you know,
trying to do my part.
Wait, you, wait, was that, that's what you facetied me, right?
dude yes I yeah I was like that was like yesterday but I save cats frequently
dogs too just trying to take care of make the world a better place in any way
that I can you know what I mean
that really that's so sweet I'm gonna cry oh no yeah no thank you really is a
10 out of 10 how are you single I you know I don't know I don't know I don't
I don't know, I don't know, I just, I don't know,
maybe I just don't get lucky, you know what I mean?
I'm just not lucky.
Maybe tonight.
Oh yeah, wait, what is that?
And maybe tonight's night.
All right, anyway, so Anya, again, so let me just,
you know, distract who knows what I'm on a little bit.
So, do you have any hobbies?
Like, it's a Saturday night,
what do you like to do with your friends?
I don't really have friends, so I prefer like,
staying inside and just, you know, playing Valorant.
W Valorant player.
Sorry about that guys, I'm fine.
And what's your rank in Valorant?
I'm like, Plat 3, I think.
And,
Just give me one more of that please, just give me one more of that.
Moodle everything okay?
Oh sorry, one moment mate, sorry about that.
Yo Moodle what's coming up?
I don't like the vibes, I don't like the vibes, I don't like the vibes.
Wait, what do you mean, your date?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah, obviously my date, your date is amazing!
What about me?
Yeah, I know, I know.
Bro, I asked bro, do I have to take one for the team?
Tell them to take one for the team, bro, please don't do that.
Bro, yeah, yeah.
Yes, bro, don't fuck up my date.
Bro, don't fuck up my date.
Nixie, yes, there's a talk today, I'm going to take one for the team.
Bro, Jixie, please, bro, I want to have fun.
There's like nothing I can talk about.
I asked her what she does on a Saturday night.
She said, I have no friends.
I said, okay.
But like, whoa, what is it I talk about?
I have no friends.
She said, she's crazy.
I know, I know, but what about me?
Yeah, but bro, I understand, but I told you
I can't do an hour to get a date.
Hour, could you get another date?
Like bro, my date is bad as fuck, bro.
I'm starting to actually get comfortable too, damn.
Chat, do I take one for the team?
Yes or no, bro?
Chat, do I take one for the team?
Yes or no?
Please, bro.
Please.
Okay, you owe me one.
The chat's saying yes, bro.
Let's get back in there.
I don't want one.
I don't want one.
What's going on, ladies?
Adia, how are you?
Did I forget to mention you look so beautiful today?
You know, I'm not gonna lie.
I want to, what?
Listen, I'm not gonna lie on you.
I like how you're going with a discreet look here.
I just, I really wanna say that you are beautiful,
respectfully, obviously, respectfully.
And I wanna say you look phenomenal today.
Do you, what about me?
Yeah, I like the outfit.
Really?
It's cute, yeah, it looks good on you.
And what do you like to, like, what do you like to eat?
Just so I know, just so I know when, you know,
like, when I see you in person,
I can know where to take you up.
Let me think, let me think.
Wait, what do you like?
Like steak?
You know, I like steak.
Yeah, I like steak.
What do you like, though?
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
JC, go ahead and talk.
Yeah, Sarah, I just want to say you look amazing right
now.
I mean, wow.
Yeah, I agree, I agree.
Yeah, I mean, come on, like, fuck.
I love your necklace, too.
What is that?
What is that?
Vivienne Westwood.
That's my favorite.
Wait, that?
Vivienne Westwood.
Oh, Vivienne.
All right, very, very pretty necklace.
Yeah, very pretty necklace.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Do you like my shirt?
Do you like my t-shirt?
Can we see a full, like, standing up?
Oh, well, I didn't really have that much time
to get ready, so I just put it on my shirt, though.
I just put it on my shirt.
I still have my flip flops on.
I mean I wasn't prepared for this like I sort of got thrown into this
Okay, okay, okay, so it's just the shirt you're really yeah
No, just I just threw on this shirt. You know what I'm saying I threw on the shirt, but I wish sure
Yeah, I wish I dressed up more. You know what I mean? I wish I could see the rest of it. Oh
the rest of the shirt
Yeah
See like yeah, let me show you pretty nice right
Pretty sick
Yeah, Sarah Sarah can we see your can we see your outfit Sarah?
Okay, um, I wasn't really I was thrown into this too. So I just know where is no reason
I don't know what the fuck happened yes Sarah I'm gonna be honest like you're bad as hell
I'm not even gonna lie honestly I think I'm just your average Joe on you on you on you
No, I disagree.
Oh yeah, would you mind giving us an outfit, Chad?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I just have this shirt on from Jim Shirk.
It's like very oversized, so.
That's a different girl.
That's a beautiful shirt.
That's a beautiful shirt.
I really like that shirt.
Sarah, how often do you work out?
How many days a week?
I try to go every day, but I usually don't.
don't but try is the keyword. Yeah, what else do you do when you're not like, you know what I'm
saying, when you're not working out, when you're not gaming, like what do you normally do?
I'm a poker dealer.
What? I went to the gambling world. Wow, I actually, I play a lot of poker,
like I play a lot of Texas Hoda. Do you deal Hoda? Hoda and Plo.
Oh my god. Wow. Have you dealt like the PMO like bomb pots and stuff?
Mm-hmm. Yeah, those are those are pretty those are pretty fucking well
That's actually kind of crazy. I play poker like three four times a week. Anya may I see your nails?
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. No, no, no, no, no, no. Anya, I'm not gonna lie
Those are very beautiful. I like those I just get them done today. No, they're nice. What are they? They're beautiful
Like I swear to God I just have like a little flower on them and aww.
Do they not get annoyable when you like type in stuff?
No, it's okay.
Really?
You got used to it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Those are impressive.
Very nice.
Very nice.
Yeah.
Taco was like going to say, I forgot what I was going to say.
Oh yeah, where do you like, what state do you live in?
I'm in Texas right now, but I was born Florida.
Oh, we're out in Florida.
Orlando.
Oh, I've actually been to Orlando.
I used to play like travel soccer up there all the time.
Really?
I used to play soccer, too.
Wait, really?
So you used to play soccer and you're a poker dealer.
Yeah.
Those are like two very common interests.
Like, that's kind of insane.
I cannot believe you said you're a poker dealer.
That's fucking wild.
Yeah, I'm a new poker dealer.
I used to be a bartender, but I was tired of it, so.
Very nice, very nice.
Have you ever dealt out the lodge
to do what that is in Texas?
They just got raided, actually.
I don't know if you heard about that.
Wait, really?
For what?
They got shut down.
They got shut down?
Oh, OK.
Technically, yeah, they're being.
So, Ania, sorry to interrupt, guys.
Sorry to interrupt, guys.
So Ania, I forgot to ask, what do you do for work?
Do you work?
I don't have a job right now.
but I'm doing only fans as a site.
All right.
Yeah.
Yo, I can't breathe.
I can't breathe, I can't breathe.
All right, see you.
Yo, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Bro, listen.
So wait, am I not gonna have a date now, bro?
I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We'll have your date. We'll have your date
We'll put it on pause. I'll FaceTime right time. Give us a second, but bro
I'm telling you dude. It was so hard to even make. I don't know like on his beautiful dude
It's just I don't know what to say. And I think that was the cheese of it all
That was the cheese stack. I won't lie. I
I was good, but dude I started laughing, bro
So what my my dates just chopped now bro. No, no
She's a poker dealer and she played soccer
No, no, no, I'm getting a backup right now
Okay, you have a backup date bro. Yeah, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Tell her to look good. Okay done
Okay, we're gonna save her for a second because Jesus we didn't refresh
Bro, I'm an idiot.
That was devil.
That was devil. You cannot blame me.
That was so hard on my field.
Months, months, months, months, please.
Can I get it? Can I get it? Yo, by the way,
yo, by the way, raw dog,
I told you to find me a
date for 10 gifted
and that's what you get me!
Bro, but like the thing is,
I was good. She literally said
like, oh, like, I don't have a job right now.
That was like a fucking curveball to half.
Dude, I thought no no no no first of all when she said I have no job
I looked at your lips, and this is what you were doing
So then I tried my best
No, no, no, and then I tried my best to not do anything
And then I heard only fans come out of her month, and I looked at your face, and I lost it
I didn't know after my camera
Shit going into that
Okay, what's that how long does she need she give me easy I wish that she'd use like two minutes or some shit
She said well mark, can I please get a replay of that? I need a replay. I need a replay once that I'm watching the replay
Well, I'm locked in now, bro. I'm not gonna see it. I'm gonna see this replay once that
Like dude like tell Sarah like I didn't bail like on her
Sarah is already dude Sarah said she gets it and she's waiting to get that she's waiting for my girl to join
She's ready patiently
Braceras like bad, bro. I'm like dude. I was doing good though, right? I wasn't like I wasn't shitting on you
I threw you some mobs, bro
Bro like dude. No, I'm not gonna lie
I'm very proud of you, bro, and I'm not gonna lie you did good and I that was me
That was my favorite. Uh, you date so far except for the fact that uh
You know, I'm not gonna sit here in line, bro
I'm not glad I was the shittiest you did ever had bro, but you did good on your part
I'm not gonna let you get a new dip.
Bro, I was actually like nervous, bro.
She's actually bad.
No, no, I told you, I told you I got it.
Bro, do you like throw me a lob?
Damn!
Whoa, bro, sorry, Mr. Fucking.
What is your date?
What is your soccer?
Soccer.
Yo, Jixi, I'm actually kind of,
I don't know how you guys started doing passes
mid to her.
Like, I don't even, bro.
Like, I don't know.
You take, you, 30 different things.
Bar, uh, bro.
I'm gonna add you to the call.
One sec, I'm gonna add you to the call.
I'm gonna add you to the call.
Well, you have a new date now, right?
Yes, every day, every day, every day.
Is it a girl you've met?
No, I've never met this girl.
I swear.
Any background, because I can't get her ball like that again.
I swear on everything I love.
I've never talked to this girl either.
But I hope she's good, because what the fuck did I just
go through?
To be honest, the fact that you have a backup date,
it's bad already, bro.
It's bad.
No, bro, I was just, dude, I want to show you.
Can I show you?
I want to show you.
I just got catfished on stream.
I want to show you her Twitter.
but like i just i i feel bad i don't do it
just gg go next bro gg go next year
right here
it was just so out of that field bro it was so out of that field
i'll jinxy tell her to look good
done
alright
so how do you feel right now bro
because i'm gonna be honest like i'm not having a good ass date like i'm having a good date
no i'm glad you're having an amazing date brood
um
You know on me on the other hand, I don't know what the fuck just happened
I mean, I don't know if I'm the unluckiest person like and the woman comes to getting shit though
But I don't know how that happened to be honest. I should have no idea
No, what was the other thing that happened like you said something. Oh, yeah, you were like, what's your favorite food?
And she was like, what are you like? Yeah, I'm like, bro
Why are there is no I'm telling you and I left the first time I was like, well
There's nothing to talk about and I was down to take one for the team
I was down. Yeah, you're actually like dude, you're real for that broad that
I'm gonna be honest like I don't even know if I'd be able to like do that because she was not talking to you
Bro having a date that does not talk to you is like fuck well. She was the smile warrior. Did you see her? She's like this
That was coming around I'm gonna be a lot. Hey look, it's not about it's not about the battle bro
It's about the war exactly bro exactly exactly you have a backup date
But it doesn't matter because she doesn't know that you're like she's your backup date. You know what I'm saying
does she know no she did not know i didn't even know to be honest i i had to
call us girl up for emergency to be honest um no obviously how long did she
need she said she needs bro my eyebrows already been folding back bro god
dude we should have waited on this bro we should have gave us a month
yo yo but no since my girl is like gone
what about your girl tell me where uh yeah it's like it's like perfect
i'm kind of fucking pissed right now because like it was going well
Bro, I actually played poker. That's like one of my hobbies, bro.
She's a poker dealer and she played soccer. Like, what is the fucking odds of that, bro?
True, true.
And she's just back. Like, bro, can we get in a call? Fuck!
I'm trying!
What? This is fucked!
Wow, we're just going well, man.
Okay, I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying.
Is she ready?
So fucking joke this is actually a joke bro wall bro
What are you stepping on what is that
What's up? I don't know
Bro how old are you bro give me some like background about yourself to how old are you one wrong 21 years old
You're young you drink you know, how old you?
24
24 I'm what you would call like approaching like onk like sort of no no no no no no no no no no I saw that pistol is a valor
Yo, you did yes, I did it. I did it. I did it. Yo, can we be you know?
I don't know how open you are on streams. Are you open? Yeah, bro. What's up? Tell me anything. What's your body count? I?
Thought we were open okay, I'm sorry
All right, I got the next question.
How big is your penis?
4.5 erects, 2.7 flacid.
Actually, no, sorry, 5.2 fully erect.
It's slightly tilt diagonal, 5.0.
Left to right, left to right, left to right.
Slightly left.
5.2 fully erect, 5.0 normally erect, like 2.9 flacid.
Like, there's two different stages
of erect penis, it's 80% no.
There's like when you're a wreck and then there's like when it's seeping through your underwear
and you haven't had a thought or anything like this.
That's what it entails diagonal.
What about you?
How big is your penis?
My penis, 5.1 inches, uh, fully erect and when I'm not erect, I know actually I have
a, I'm a grower.
Wait, you know, I'm a grower.
Let me stop you right fucking there.
Bro, we work just on a double day.
I'm like, why are we talking about each other's penis?
They're ready.
I'm ready, shout into the call.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, before we do this.
Regardless of what happens in this call,
I will take one from the team.
I will try my best to give you curve balls, but please.
No, like actually lob me a little bit, please, dude.
But yo, yo, you did good lobbing me.
I'll lob you too, but continue that.
Don't get like comfortable because you got comfortable
and then you went with 30 questions
and I just had to sit there and do nothing, okay?
I'm not gonna give up.
I'm locked in.
Holy smell.
Yeah, bro, you're talking about the side
another man's penis. Let's go.
What's my camera?
Sarah, I just want to say I'm sorry about that. I don't know what happened back there.
Yeah, you were so long. Okay, so this is also
Sarah. There's two Sarahs.
There's two Sarahs.
Sorry, just give Mura a moment.
moment but Sarah I'm really sorry like I missed you it was like five minutes I
think oh I'm sorry I just like I'm here did you miss me or no I did a little
bit what is even happening I'm not gonna lie there's nothing I don't even know
what's happening anymore are you good it's your camera good or no well I don't
even know what I don't even know what's happening my PC is mark I'll I'm
I'm gonna get stuck in Jixi.
Jixi, I'm gonna get stuck in Jixi.
You're good, you're good.
I don't know what the fuck's happening.
No, you're good.
You take it back.
Sarah, did you hear the name?
Yeah, Mootus, he's sorry.
He's having a technical difficulties right now.
Give me one moment, please.
Please, give me one moment.
Sarah, tell me about your soccer days.
Like, what position did you play?
I was like, I don't even know what's happening.
Right, wait, so you were like fast.
How tall are you?
How tall?
Yeah.
I'm five, five.
Is that okay?
How tall are you?
Yeah, that's perfectly fine.
Sorry, one of my, I'm just,
What was that dog?
It was so odd.
The dogs, the dogs are.
So, um, I got, I got, I got, I'm like,
Yo, get your feet out of my camera.
Anyway, uh,
Star, how, well, what is your name?
Sarah.
Sarah, oh, two Sarahs.
Yeah, but Sarahs.
And Sarah, and how are you
on this amazing, beautiful Thursday?
I definitely got thrown into this, but I'm good.
You're doing good, you're doing good.
And what did you do today, Sarah?
I had a doctor's appointment when I got barbecue,
and then I went to take a nap and got woken up
abruptly by this Sarah.
Okay, so you guys are both Sarah's.
Mm-hmm.
Wait, are you guys friends?
Like, are you guys friends with each other?
Yeah.
Do you guys know each other in real life?
We live together, yeah.
I
Moved a one moment. Yes. Yes, please
Just join us
I'm so serious, bro. Fuck everything we need to focus on right now, bro, dude
Oh my fucking god, we cannot fuck this up
What are the odds of that bro?
We cannot fuck this shit up bro
This is the actual two man
Yes like legitimately like literally how close to you in Texas whoa, let me chill dude
I will make a flight there. Where do you live Canada, Canada, Michigan, Michigan, Detroit, okay
All right. Let's go back in there, bro. Yes. Yes
We know the stakes in this game. Focus!
Yes. Yes. We know where it ends.
Alright.
Sorry about that ladies. We're back.
We just had a minor...
Hold on ladies. Just a little, quick little, you know,
quick little...
Yeah.
My thing was lagging.
I don't know why my thing was lagging.
Anyway.
So, how are you, Sarah?
My Sarah. Sarah, how are you?
Yeah, so I...
So what did you have to eat today Sarah barbecue? Oh
Well, I know I just I just want to stop after after I left I gotta re-evaluate with fries. I had rice
Okay, what did you eat? I ate four eggs and avocado toast sandwich
I know I got a Starbucks coffee. I had Korean beef stir-fry that my chef cooked up
Well, I prefer um, I don't really prefer Starbucks coffee. I think it's a lot of calories and shit
Well, you know, I mean, yeah, you know, it is a lot of calories, but, you know, I think I can get a calories.
I'm actually kind of bulking right now, if you haven't noticed.
Nice kind of bulking.
Okay.
I want to lean on.
Yeah, of course I jam.
Are you crazy?
Oh, he jumps.
He jumps.
Okay.
Oh, come on.
You know, I jam, you know, like, you know, I would roll my sleeves up right now, but I can't.
They're a little too tight around the arms, but I like to hit the gym.
I like to hit the gym.
Yeah.
Moodo, like, what's your bench press, dude?
my bench press is it's nothing crazy right no no no no it's 255 what about
you dude I don't even know I don't really do bench I do like body weight shit
bro you know what I mean like Calisthenics you know what I mean yeah well don't you
you know you're right you do calisthenics but that one time you had
your friend FaceTime me and he was showing me as your cameraman you were
doing what was that 285 295 what was that one I came now like 265 that's
something like that.
That wasn't my habit, you know what I mean?
Facts, facts.
And you don't want to fuck up your shoulders, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, 100%, 100%.
Sarah, are you looking for like a gym buddy or?
Yeah, I'm down.
Sarah, what about you?
She tried to get me into the gym.
I used to work out, I should have done that.
I'm not going to lie, I haven't been to the gym in a minute.
Well, what if I what if I what if I took you with me would that motivate you?
I would try it but as long as you don't want to like the gym guys. That's an asshole and I'm like
Like the most gentle and patient humans I've ever met in my life like very kind soul very kind. Thank you and honesty
From the bottom of my heart God kill me from my axis. They think about JXC. Thank you
So, where did you say you lived, Sarah?
I forgot.
Now, I just moved to Mississippi.
Mississippi?
Okay.
I used to be in Texas.
In California.
I've kind of been moved.
Wait, Sarah, you said you live in Texas, right?
I do, yes.
But you guys lived together?
We lived.
Oh, my God.
I missed her.
I'm really sorry.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been to Texas before I've been to Houston like once I'm trying to I think I'm planning to get up there again eventually
I don't know what I'm doing up there. So figuring it out
So you've been here before yeah, no, I've been to Houston I was in Houston for like a couple of days
I got really sick those kind of shit um
You said you've been to Florida. Have you been to like like Tampa before or no?
I don't think so, but maybe yeah, I was younger. I mean I can come to Austin
Check it out.
You know, ladies, have you ever,
I get ladies, I don't know, I, have you ladies ever been
to Florida?
I did say I have been to Florida, yeah.
Born in Florida.
Okay.
Born in Florida.
Florida. Yeah, I have been. How are the are the are the resorts in Florida? They look good.
Are they good?
I think they're nice. They look like everywhere. They ever caught a little lizard?
No, I've never, but I, you know, I love to. Do they have like nice resorts? They have like
with nice oceans.
Sarah?
There's two of us.
What's Sarah?
She was the one wearing the white...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, God.
Wait, what happened when I was gone?
I'm sorry about that.
Nothing.
You know what?
I was just saying...
I was asking them if they've ever been...
Okay, she'll be Sarah one, I'll be Sarah two.
So, if you, like, get confused.
Okay, Sarah two is Michael.
She's all there.
She's all there.
She's all there.
confused. Okay, Sarah, Sarah to his mic.
What's the whole by like a year?
So how old are you, Sarah?
No, uh, to wait, wait, um, what was that like an animal behind
you? What was that?
Me?
There's a guy.
There's an animal under you.
What type of is that?
I'm going to run into my dogs.
Yeah.
Take your time.
I can take your time.
Oh my God.
That is such a cute cat.
What is his name or her name?
He though.
This is he though.
Oh my God.
What do you know what like mix he is?
No, he's very cute. I love the I love the white paws. It looks like he has like little socks on you already mean
How many how many cats do you have I have just just him is he is he like a handful or not really?
No, not really. I don't think so. Yeah. Well, I sorry
I say that because I have like a segue we rescue two kittens
Oscar and Oliver, and Oliver is like the nicest cat ever.
Oscar weighs like 500 pounds.
He eats everything.
He kind of pees everywhere.
He's a handful.
But yeah, we have a lot of like pets.
You know what I'm saying?
We have a lot of pets.
You know what I mean?
You saved them from the trees?
Yeah. Well, no, those were like separate cats.
Like just give it a minute.
Oh, okay. Okay.
But no, these, these cats were rescues.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
From, from Muda's sanctuary that he has, right?
Yes, yes, okay. Yes, the mood of sanctuary sanctuary. Yes, my, yes, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, what was the word called nonprofit nonprofit. Oh, my nonprofit animal hospital.
You're smart Sarah like I didn't even remember Muda saying that but then now that you said it reminds me yes, I got
The rescues from Muda's animal sanctuary in Canada. Yeah, and then we brought him to Florida. Yeah, okay. Yes. We did. Yes. We did
wait
Chissy that you got that thing about you're actually such a good guy seriously. Thank you. Hey, thank you man
I'm gonna say the same thing. You're such a great fucking guy. Thank you very much
You know I asked you know I already asked Sarah number one to show us an outfit. Sarah number two. Do you mind showing us an outfit?
Yeah, I just said no, no, sorry. I know I just didn't really see
Yes, sir, I'll leave it. Yeah
Okay
I like your outfit. Sarah, how tall are you? I'm five ten. Five ten, okay
I'm six foot
So taller. Okay. Yeah, I am six foot. I am six foot. I am six foot. Yes
So you said you're five five, right?
I'm like
Yes, five eleven. Okay. Well five ten and a half but if I have shoes no no no no no
Five eleven with shoes on you're six foot one basically
I'm five ten and I used to see a next where so like that's still a great height because I'm a lot taller than her
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's great, yeah, that's great.
And that is good.
Are you, Sarah, are you like big spoon or little spoon
when you like combo?
I like to be little, but I can't put a spoon.
Sorry, I'm not, oh sorry, what were you saying?
No, I like to be little, but if you want me to like,
you know, wrap around, I can try.
No, yeah, I actually like being big spoon,
so that's perfect, that's a slam dunk right there.
That's cute.
Yeah, you know, Sarah, what do you do for work?
Me right now, just a stream.
Can I take questions?
Nice, nice.
I like that.
And is that like your dream?
Is that what you would want to do if you could?
I think I've been wanting to get into modeling.
So I might try to push for that.
I'm not going to lie.
You can, well, first of all, that's a really good answer.
Thank you for both.
I like that you're streaming.
It's a lot better answer than what I'm used to.
And second of all, I wanted to say
you can definitely go for modeling.
I'm not going to lie.
you can easily achieve modeling.
I think you can, you know, I'm not gonna lie.
Can we just get something back?
I think you are very attractive respectfully
and I would rate you at 9.5.
I'll take that, that's sweet, thank you.
What would you rate Muda, Sarah?
Probably?
Like a nine, I'd say nine.
I'll take that, I'll take that, I'll take that,
I'll take that, I'll take that, I'll take that.
Sarah, what would you rate me?
Me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.
Sarah, one.
I would rate it, do you remember?
It was like a 9.6.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I think you said 9.5, right?
Yeah, now I remember.
Sorry about that.
Yeah.
But you have cats now.
So now I would say 9.6.
Yeah, cats and dogs, you know what I'm saying?
Would you consider yourself a cat person or a dog person?
Cat.
Really?
I'm kind of both.
I'm kind of both.
See, the thing is I love cats,
but like I do feel like
if I was getting like robbed and murdered,
my cat would just sit there and watch it happen.
but my dog would like to say my life you know what i mean
don't have that undying loyalty wait mura you text me
no
okay
don't just have that on undying loyalty you know what i mean i love dogs
you got that dog in you
there are just one also say i really like i really like your highlights
thank you
yeah i like the highlights
did you get your nose done recently
no no i need to
i'm going right now because i i
that i think you might have a collect some of this message that i was just
uh... sorry
that's what i was thinking
they can't be that i feel like that
yeah i feel like exactly if you're a gamer
well i think that i think it's going to be exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly
so sir what type of movies do you like
uh...
but what's your acting as an island
stranded for the rest of your life.
I think we should go around here.
Desert Island, one movie for the rest of your life.
One movie, very big.
Can I do a show instead?
That's actually a better answer.
Show, show.
Show, The Office.
I've actually watched The Office four times.
Who's your favorite character?
I can't choose one.
It's just Jim and Pam.
I love their relationship.
Yeah, Jim and Pam are goaded.
Muto, what about you, man?
What is your, uh, my
Desert Island movie or show?
They could be prison break.
I could get mine out of the place.
Sorry.
Prison.
I think I like, I think I like breaking that.
Okay.
So yeah, great.
Great answer.
Great answer.
I like for me, Sarah desert islands, like I was thinking
about saying breaking bad because like I love breaking bad,
right?
But I was also kind of, I'm not even going to lie.
no bullshit. I was also going to say the office because like if I'm stranded on a desert island,
I'm probably going to be losing my mind. I would be drinking fucking coconuts and eating
like fucking fresh fish. So I'm going to be like losing my mind. So like I may as well
just turn my brain off and laugh. You know what I mean? Like rewatching Breaking Bad
would probably be like just add to the stress. You know what I mean? So I was literally
going to say that I'm not kidding. I swear to God.
Not kidding. Okay.
And Sarah, how about you? What is your go to movie or no, she had a hot take
for both of them, because I can say movie and show.
Movie, How to Turn Your Dragon.
I don't know why, but I love that movie.
It's a good movie, okay, relax.
Cute show.
Probably so lovely.
I'm a big anime girl.
You know, honestly, I wasn't gonna say that.
I wasn't really gonna,
I see I wasn't gonna say that.
I wasn't gonna say so lovely,
but I didn't really say anime.
That's why I chose making bad.
I know, you guys all went with something
that wasn't anime back.
Exactly, but if the question was anime,
I would have said solo leveling, because I just love that show.
I love how his levels go up, you know.
You'd pick it over Naruto?
Because I feel like your room is fighting a different vibe.
Are you kind of lying, Muda?
Come on, just be honest.
Give Naruto a rug, dude.
In the poster.
I'm not hating on it, but like, we'll do the next solo leveling
over Naruto.
You know what?
You're right.
For a second, I forgot where I came from.
I think I would have actually, if the anime.
See, you can never do that.
Don't worry.
Yeah, I came from North. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, 100% 100%. So, Sarah, what about movie though?
Like what's your favorite movie of all time? I can't choose. Like the Marvel movies. Oh,
really? Did you like like Infinity War? Mm hmm. Okay. When the guy died?
I guess it's not really a spoiler anymore. It's like fucking eight years ago.
Yeah. Yes. Yes.
Wait, who's your favorite Marvel character?
Who's your Marvel character?
Maybe Spider-Man.
God, that's my favorite.
That is my favorite as well.
I'm not on the life.
I mean, but yeah, did you guys hear that?
Did you guys see the new mark, the new trailer that came out?
Not too long ago, the spider, Spider-Man, the new one that just came out.
And then the trailer.
The trip.
That's a good idea.
Sorry, I don't know where it is double date. Yeah, no, that sounds that sounds fantastic. Yeah, so, you know, that's a great plan. That's a great plan.
So you plan on coming back to like Florida anytime soon or like what is your like, how does your I could.
I have a pretty open schedule. I could go this weekend.
Sure.
Next weekend?
Um, Sarah, do you have a cat, Sarah?
I have two dogs.
Oh, yes, can I see your dogs?
I just, I think you're having them.
Yeah, I want two dogs.
Okay, two seconds.
And Sarah, number one, can we see your cat?
Yeah.
Sorry, uh, one more. I think I broke my camera.
I'm pretty sure it won't say anything in here.
Oh, fuck it.
Aw.
This is huge.
So, uh, Sarah, you said, um, sorry, uh, wait, my camera's bugged.
Sarah, you said, like, this weekend or something?
Aw, no, that dog is so cute.
What is her? What is her? What is her name?
Sarah, you said...
What's his or her name?
Sarah, I think this is...
Sorry, what did you say?
Sarah, what did you say?
Sarah, what did you say?
Her name is Sarah.
My name is Sarah.
Sarah, what is your dog's name?
Sarah.
What is that one thing by the way, that's Kenai, is it a movie Brother Bear?
No I have a brother, what's Kenai, what's Kenai?
Kenai, you haven't seen the movie Brother Bear?
No I haven't, is that a good movie or a show?
You have it? Okay, we'll have to watch it.
Well, maybe we'll have to watch it together though.
We'll have to watch it. I'll have to teach you the ways.
Alright, Moona, Jixi, have you ever seen Kenai?
No, I haven't.
So, Sarah, you said maybe we can all get together.
Maybe. Sarah, have you seen Kenai?
Brother Bear, yes.
Oh, sorry, Brother Bear.
Have you seen Brother Bear?
Yes, we've seen Brother Bear.
Jixi, did you want to all get together,
maybe, and watch?
Watch Kenai?
He not.
I don't know what the fuck that is, but yeah, I'm completely down.
I've never been more down in my fucking life.
Nice.
Cool.
You know what I'm saying?
So wait, Sarah, you said this weekend, right?
This weekend.
Yeah, just yeah, you know.
Yeah, that doesn't matter.
Whenever you're free.
Yeah, yeah, I think I'm free, let me-
I think you're a busy man.
No, yeah, let me check-
Can you get me?
Yeah, let me check my schedule real quick.
One moment, just check this out here.
Let me check out my schedule for this weekend.
Sarah, what about you, wait guys, do you want to do a double date?
Do you guys want to do a double date?
Maybe?
I mean that's wonderful.
Sarah, one second.
I'm just checking on Sarah.
I'm checking on my availability this weekend, Sarah.
Let me check really quick.
Okay.
I could squeeze you in, right?
Yep, right here.
Okay, so yeah.
Do you have to call the boss?
No, no, I'm good.
Actually, let me call him really quick and make sure I'm good to go for this
weekend.
But yeah, what is your dream date, you know what I'm saying?
Um, wherever you take me, honestly, so as long as the date, Sarah, Sarah, one moment,
you'll have us could hear me.
Yeah, I can hear it.
I'm just gonna have a minute.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
Day or like personality?
Like if you can build your perfect.
Have us.
How do you think I'm doing right now?
Um, you're doing fantastic.
Okay.
Um, oh, you're doing you're doing fantastic. Okay. So how about what I'm going to do is I'm going to I'm going to put on a hot mic right now and what I want you to do is kind of act like I'm really busy, but then say like Saturday night, like you might be free after like the helicopter party with like Mark Cuban or something just completely make something up but really wingman me.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry to cut you off, but Sarah, I'm I'm on my boss, although I actually actually I was in a little conversation with you.
I'm sorry. Move your mic for a second. So wait, how does this weekend look for me?
He's checking Sarah. Sorry. One second.
second. Okay. I know it's a lot to check. Okay. Oh, let's see. You're busy.
Saturday night. The thing was Mark Cuban. They both did awesome. Mark Cuban?
You've checked me. Yeah. You're open. What time? What time?
Roughly Saturday night because I know I have that meeting at six. Yeah,
you don't have that meeting at six. I think you can do...
You can do seven.
Okay, seven, seven p.m. Yeah.
All right, hi guys.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for your support.
Hey, love you, bro.
All right, love you, bro.
Yeah, so, it's time, Drake.
You don't see a Drake in your closet.
So,
So, Sarah, I'm free Saturday.
Yeah, so I'm good to go there.
Okay, I'm free too.
great that's fucking awesome so Sarah I scheduled Sarah what are you doing this
weekend well I was supposed to get awesome
wait you're supposed to go to Austin Texas right and and Sarah number one
where are you where are you right now and where are you going to date with
for Jinxie in Texas, right? Yeah, I think Jinxie said he's free, so he's gonna come
here, right? So, if you were supposed to go and hang out with Sarah one week from now
and then one week from now would be Saturday, maybe we just all just get together and that
would make the most sense. I'm talking about this weekend, like tomorrow. I'm gonna, Muda,
let me button, yeah, this weekend, I'm gonna be in Florida this weekend, so. Okay, so
next weekend. Yeah, why don't we why don't Jixi I mean just just for a second I think you just
let's lay the cards out here Jixi look at me please Jixi look at me what if you can just
wait a week so we get so we I'm getting a call mood up this is important hi guys talk
I remember exactly what you're talking about. Yes. What about it? Yes, I believe like Austin or something like that.
like that. Hold on. Let me know what the schedule looks like. Because I know we had that meeting
with Mark Cuban. Yeah, that's fine and all. You have to make sure the pilots are there.
Hey, Phileb, hello?
Hey, what's going on, Phileb?
How are you, brother?
Uh, so, what are you doing up, Phileb?
Okay, cool.
Uh, Phileb, I just wanted to let you know,
is that jet that I just bought a week ago ready?
Cool.
And is it, is it, is it, is it?
Yeah.
So what's your favorite drink? Sex on the beach.
Sorry, I was.
Sorry, I was worried.
Oh, no, I was just saying, any drinks besides the fruit is like wanted.
Yeah, okay. So we'll be able to be in Texas again.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
All right, and I appreciate you, brother.
We've got 10 more to go. All right.
All right, bro. I'll see you later.
We're back in Texas, bro.
So, it looks like I'm actually going to go.
Do I have to worry about it getting fueled at all or anything?
It's not a good day.
Everything's ready. Tomorrow's 7 p.m. sharp.
Tomorrow? Oh, it's tomorrow's Friday.
Tomorrow's Friday.
Okay, sounds good. All right. All right. Thank you very much
See it be there. That's what I'm here
So are we all gonna be here on Saturday and two days?
Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay, cool. Uh and
Okay, perfect. So
Wait, there. Do you want me to like do you want me to send you a jet too for you?
Is how are you gonna make it make a little stop?
Wait, why don't I come to you and then when I come to you, we can go to Austin, Texas,
where San number one is.
Yeah.
Okay.
Jixi, does that sound good for you?
Yeah, it sounds good.
Yeah.
Sounds good.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
And I just wanted to know, you know, actually, I don't know what to say to be
honest.
I just wanted to say something.
You're actually talking to a formal rank one in two different contents, NA and EU.
I did a Moodathon, a marathon on both contents and got rank one in both marathons.
I have a, actually let's exclude awards here.
Mooda, I heard you.
Let's not bring up the, those are all out.
What is that?
basically like basically Sarah like keep cute against his friends on purpose and
then they would like throw the game so he could win
they accused me of is like exactly did he get punished for that fuck no I would
never get punished for that because it wasn't true he didn't get suspended or
anything no no no yeah I must not be true then right exactly that would be
crazy. Nah, bro, nah. Wait, Jixi, I could have swore, you know, yesterday, uh, Game of the Year 2023, by the way,
I think some, I think you went 2 and 20, uh, 2 and 21 in your game yesterday. No. I'm pretty sure I had 50 something
kills, but I might not, I, I don't know, I'm pretty sure there's an emo in your chat, actually, that's 221 for the proof,
actually. No, I don't really remember any of this happening. I remember any of any of that happening.
Maybe it happened. Maybe it didn't. I don't know. Short memory here. Oh, okay. And guys,
you know, I just, you know, I like to be very like, you know, just quite open before we even
open up, you know, before we open up. Sarah, you ever met an R6 champ before?
No, I haven't. Are you? Yeah, you just did. Sorry. I don't know why I waited so long to
I'd say that like top 20 in the world or something that's that's kind of hot and it's our six champion
I think I know but Jason we ever rake one and and and champion. I was ranked four in the world
And then I was ranked 12 in the world. No, no, no not in the world. No, no, no and a right
Because I remember in my valorant, you know, we actually have servers which you have servers, too
I actually didn't only get ranked four
I got rank one in two different continents on a 30-day live stream what one moment I'm getting another call yo
What's going on man talk to me
Can we play Valorant can we play Valorant can we play Valorant?
It's like jigsie maybe you put it on your life. It might be the other like the
Identity fucking storage shelf. I don't even know I haven't checked in so long
Yeah. Oh, you want to know where to put the award? Okay. Let me show you. Like, in the
streamer awards here, there's a spot right there. Oh, no, wait, actually, no, because
I have to put the gamer of the year one here. So let me think about that. Okay. Oh, wait,
I have a spot so, yeah.
Hi guys, what I'll do is,
I'll clear out this shelf here
for eSports Awards content creator of the year
and then the one million YouTube shots.
No, I believe it.
Honestly, C just applied in-printer,
so I don't think I should be swimming by that.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds great, that sounds great.
Thanks, all right, I appreciate that man.
It's kind of shiny.
Don't worry so long, don't worry so long.
I don't think so.
I can give you an actual word, off-screen.
Sorry about that, just a lot of shit's going on today Sarah.
It's okay, I figured you.
Mooda, everything okay over there?
You guys ready to play some battle or what?
I'm ready.
Are you?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Yeah.
Moody, do you want to get the lobby going or?
Absolutely.
I'll get that done right now, brother.
I'll get that done right now.
By the way, guys, I don't know if this is weird to say, but can we all just do a quick circle?
What's everyone's favorite position here?
Yeah, no, no, no.
In bed?
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, in bed, Sarah.
In bed.
And it's not a weird thing.
We're all grown here.
What are you joking about?
We're all grown here.
Or soccer.
In...
Soccer.
Soccer? I mean I play Valorant, I don't play soccer.
Oh, we're talking about Valorant, okay.
I mean, yeah, if you want to talk about Valorant, we can talk about that.
Mooda, can you do us the lobby, Mooda?
Yeah, steady it. Give me one second, please.
Can we open the game?
Oh, let me remove my camera. Sorry about that.
Alright.
All right, all right.
Let's do this.
Moody, you got a invite for me here?
Oh, of course I do. I'm going to send it in the code.
Oh, in the Discord, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you hiding the screen, Gixi?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, thank you.
One moment here.
Oh, Sarah, is there a way you can keep your Discord cam on or no?
Mine?
Yeah.
How nice.
Can you do like the thing?
Hi, mind.
All right, let's do this shit.
So, like, Sarah, if I'm like level six, like, how do you feel about that?
of new to the game you know what I'm saying I can teach you nice guys yeah
guys I'm gonna be honest I don't have a teleph can you do a Jinchi just told
high-fives to please cuz you know I'm gonna help your brother yeah um well
if you do what you did please yeah okay yeah so yeah sir I'm kind of him
looking for like a veteran coach you know what I'm saying are you looking for
like a siege coach by the chance um I could I've never played it before so oh
yeah you know what you could teach me
sounds like a plan
Oh
Okay, let's play some games guys play some games. Hey, yeah
I'm joining
Mura, you said that in the court said in the court. Yeah, I said in the court
All right
I can only play a couple of games because I'm about to go rip cases on CS, you know what
I'm saying.
So you know, just a tight schedule, you know what I mean.
What does that mean, Mura?
Oh, it's combative?
Mura, everything good over there?
Mura?
Mura?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I just needed...
Yeah, I'm coming. I think I'm in here. All right. All right.
We're gonna get you on screen now, right? Yeah, yeah, of course. All right. I'm gonna
go use the restroom real quick. I'll be right back. I'm gonna get back. Sorry.
5
Was that a bird?
I might have to switch to this one again.
I'm back.
We good to go?
Yes, sir.
Yeah, Saren, make me.
Um, oh yeah, I can, I can.
Oh, damn, Saren, you're level 650?
Yeah, it's a little bit.
So, uh, what rank are you in this game?
Um, my peak was immortal.
But, I'm a little watched, so I would not hold to that.
Just the fact that, uh, you know what I'm saying, the fact that you even hit that rank is really impressive.
really impressed you should be proud of yourself you know what i mean thank you
yeah um what rank are you in siege siege has rancor what the fuck where's
your camera go sarah champion i've been champion it's sweet pain i don't know
but i've been champion for like uh sarah i think seven years straight now or
something like that or six years straight the first time i hit champion was
sarah i'm so here hold on oh wow
That feels like hard to do. How do you like have time to even go outside?
And like go on dates?
I don't that's the thing. You know what I'm saying? Like
to whoever like I end up like you know dating you know what I mean? It's just like I'm kind of just
in my house all the time. You never really got to worry about me being out you know cheating or
whatever because you know I'm just like I'm just a gamer you know what I mean? I just chill,
play video games. You know what I'm saying? Very trustworthy guy. If you ever ask about
like oh like you know are you like loyal you know I've been playing Rainbow
Six Siege for like fucking 10 years and my game's given me crippling depression so
I mean if I haven't if I haven't quit that game in 10 years you know I
definitely wouldn't quit it on you you know
I get that but there are a lot of trials and tribulations you've never given up
yeah you know type shit it's nothing crazy type shit but yeah I know I hit
like number four in the world number 12 in the world whatever but not really big deal when
I was younger you know I just put a lot of time in the siege but you know now I'm a little
more chill you know play other games and stuff but yeah and that's crazy like that okay I
love that is everyone is everyone ready do you guys maybe want to do a 2v2 to start us
off. Oh yeah, we win. Yeah, let's do a 2v2 real quick. What are the teams? Me and Sarah
versus you and your Sarah. Yes. See, Sarah, come over here Sarah. Couple little things.
I'm level 6 so like I don't know if this is a great idea. Well this is just a quick
little one. You have those words, right? We should have like gifted on it or something.
Yeah, we actually should have fun gifted on the line.
No, you should have.
I don't like that idea, Sarah.
Yo, Jixie, do you want to use a thousand gifted on the line?
I'm level six.
I don't want to really do any gifted.
No, I mean, we can do a thousand gifted if you want to.
No, I don't want to do that.
I'm level six, you know what I mean?
Okay, so we're just doing this just for the fun of it.
But you were a gamer of the year 2023, right?
Yes, I was a gamer of the year 2023,
FPS gamer of the year 2024,
E-Sports content creator of the year 2025.
So you should be good at this game, no?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
All right, Roganus, all right, amazing, let's go.
You guys with big character, please?
Sarah, you ready to roll?
I don't know why my camera is doing what it's not doing.
My main tricks.
So what is this called, 2-10 or something?
I'm just gonna, you know, I think this is gonna be really hard for us, actually.
I don't know why we're doing this, Muda.
I don't know why we're doing this, Muda.
I'm level 6.
No, no, no, no.
Guys, we're not doing this as a competitive thing.
We're doing this for, like, let's warm up our little attendance, you know?
Let's warm up our attendance.
Where did you come from?
Guys let's warm up our tension.
Maybe we could talk a little bit of second year.
Yeah, well, do you want to talk?
Okay, you're out, guys.
Wait, nice.
Oh my god, Sarah, you look so good at this game, Sarah.
He plays.
Well, I'm going to just be honest.
I'm not going to...
I'm not going to lie, Sarah.
Oh
Oh
Please sir, please please please
Nice
I mean, I mean let's we're just we're warming up our fingers guys come on
I don't know.
Let's go.
It's OK.
We got this.
Oh, nice, Sarah!
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Sarah?
Good shit.
Let's go.
Dream team, dream team.
Someone's meat.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
than I thought Sarah no I didn't mean it like that
No, I didn't do it like that
Nice shot
Nice try.
Nice try.
I know.
He's just like really a great team building idea here.
I don't know.
I just feel like this isn't really going to make us play better.
We're just looking at him.
It's warming up mine.
It's warming us up.
Oh my god, Sarah.
Oh my god, Sarah.
Sarah, oh my god.
Oh my god, Sarah.
Sarah, do it to him.
Sarah, kill the game of the year 2023.
Nice try.
Nice try.
Nice try.
You're so good, Sarah.
No, no.
You know, okay.
Night night!
Got a black loud, I'm gonna do it.
Hey, Muda, maybe take it easy a little bit here man.
Alright, alright.
Not everybody has 50,000 hours on BattleRid!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Thanks motherfucker.
Thanks motherfucker dude.
I feel like we have a lot of chemistry in this game anyway guys, time for the swift play
Time for the spotlight guys. Time for the spotlight.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Swiftfire.
Hey, you got it.
Hey, I'm gonna repeat to you really quick.
Just for a moment.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be good.
One moment.
Sorry to interrupt that.
Yo, hello?
No, no, no, no. What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that shit?
2v2?
You, you motherfucker!
You said we were wingmanning each other!
You ranked one in the...
Unlevel 6!
Why did we 2v2?
I apologize.
No.
No, no, no. I apologize.
I see how it is. Let's do this shit.
No, let's do this shit.
No, no, no, no. Let's go back.
No, no, no. Let's go back.
No, no, no. JX, JX.
JX, JX. Just relax.
Listen, listen, bro. It was a 2v2. It's not even that bad
We were just warming up our fingers. It wasn't even that crazy. Listen, let's just go back and I call don't do anything
Rational, I know don't do anything weird. Don't think off the emotion. I'm gonna know I got this look. Let's do this
I'm gonna head right back in right now
Sorry guys, we're back. We're back
Sarah sorry not my Sarah other Sarah
Um, we were just talking about like what we're doing tonight me and Muda and Muda said he has like a date with a girl or something
No, no, no
Well, he hasn't claimed me. So can I like yeah mood a big fan by the way? No, no, no, sorry. What did you say?
What nice trainers what do you say? I don't even know what he's saying. Hey, wait. Oh, oh
Blin trader. Oh, yeah
I don't think I heard Wind Trader.
Yeah, I heard you did Wind Trader, Mura.
What's up with that?
Oh, I never did Wind Trader, actually.
I mean, I mean, you guys could see in that.
Yeah, Mura, I'm a big fan of what I said.
Oh, hi, girl.
How are you, brother?
You're a goat, man.
Hey, hey, I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
Yeah, guys, I can barely play the game
without getting fanned out, you know.
It's a no more occurrence.
All right, Jinx, I'll do it, too.
Hey, Jinx, you're cool, too.
Oh, hey, thanks man. I appreciate that, brother, thank you man.
Muda, somebody's asking about the Pringle Can incident?
Muda, you still there, Muda?
Somebody's asked about the Pringle Can incident.
I don't know what that even means.
Something with a pr-
I-
Okay, I think I broke my camera.
But, um, you know, I-
you know we don't uh let's just play the game
let's just play the game
i killed the arena
that was a few sir
one enemy remaining you was less than
oh wait wait you got two kills
can you get one more
You know, you know, you know, Sarah, I don't think I could ever die next to you because you just, I feel like you just gave me so much, so much confidence.
I feel like we're just such a good duo, Sarah.
Sarah, uh, Muda, Sarah, I heard Muda like hates women or something, I don't know.
What? What? What?
I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry.
Nine! Nine!
I'm sorry.
No, no, no. I actually am a feminist.
I am a feminist and so is Jixi, you're a feminist, right?
Too big, man.
Jixi, your forehead's brighter than your future, someone in the chat said.
I don't know why you've had that out of everything you've ever had.
Hey, I just got here rank one or something you
I know ball
Yes, sir as you know, this isn't really my main game, you know, I started to play in this like
a couple days ago you're not a good.
Uh huh, okay.
So you can teach me siege then.
Yeah yeah, no that'll be no problem.
You'll drop at ease.
I'm gonna go back in.
Get down.
There it's flanking Jaxie, let's flank him.
What'd you say?
What'd you say?
Was that the Gamer of the Year 2023?
Yeah, I don't want to talk about that much.
Thank you.
I've never heard it.
Wait, Jinxie, also.
Oh my mic's off.
Wait, wait, wait.
Jinxie, you've only played here for two days and you're hitting shots like that?
Yeah, I'm pretty natural in every game.
Just naturally got everything, yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
Wow.
Don't screw it up.
Let's rotate, Sarah. Be careful.
Get out of my way!
Yeah, that was...
Wait, Sarah, you died?
Good name.
Spike planted. No charges left.
One enemy remaining.
I mean, thank you guys.
Great work, great work.
Great work, great work.
Great work.
Sarah, I just want to say, I mean, I know I already said it, but you look absolutely amazing.
Thank you.
It's got to remind me, you know what I mean?
Sarah, I already mentioned it once, so I'm going to mention it again.
Sarah, I love your highlights.
They are amazing.
And you know what? You know what?
You know, I don't want to compare things but
I don't know what I like better
Your beautiful smile or your highlights
They're both amazing
Yeah, Moona, give me your goose
Thank you, Goof
Sarah, if you put some of me out, Project E
Yeah, yeah, ready?
Alright, cool
I'll make sure you don't die
I'll be by your side.
I got you.
I won't let you down.
You know Sarah, I don't even have to tell you, but I'm on your side.
Oh, I lagged there a lot.
I had that lag spike too, I didn't want to say anything though.
Sarah, oh my god, I'm sorry.
Sarah, I lagged, I'm sorry.
I'm lagging, I'm lagging, it's just weird.
I'm lagging.
I felt that lag too.
Sarah, that was really unlucky.
I didn't even know that guy was there.
Yeah.
That was so unlucky.
I think it's the server.
This place is nice.
No, yeah.
I think me and Jinxy, yeah, just to influence all the games we play that, you know,
play that you know the surface of poverty being impacted by a regular
uh by a lot of regular
yeah jimsy take my lol skin
yeah let me stick with it thank you
shiisa that's actually nice wow
for me and all my boys used to watch you play siege bro hear legends
thank you bro thank you thank you i appreciate that thank you
we love you man
i'm out of here
uh paid after i think i don't even know
Oh, what an amazing deal Sarah, thank you.
Sarah, thank you for that heal, I hope you did not fall by the way.
Thank you.
Gonna fall back here.
Our fight area is still under.
This is for you Sarah.
I'm watching.
Yeah, I'm going to be, I mean I'm going to...
Yes, there are these classes for you.
plant there's no good plan
sorry about that Sarah
all that matters is that you tried your best
wait Sarah can you talk for a second Sarah
number two
oh your mic is just low is there any way you
could like increase it
I'm going to use it.
Change the output.
Race it to the spike sites.
Give her the ropes. You're right. You're right. How do you do it? What button is it? What button is it?
Oh, Sarah. Uh, sorry. Jixi, I'm going to use it. Ah, Jixi, Jixi.
Jixi, I'm going to use it.
Oh my god, how are you? I didn't even know that was in the game. Oh, that's so sweet.
Every human being in this fucking chat, I don't give a fuck, mod everyone's motherfucker.
That's so cute.
Yeah, of course, I always get you guys with zero on the side.
Aw.
I think you see one of us.
I can't fight you.
Well, I didn't know this was a competition.
Muda, you didn't get your data throws, Muda?
You weren't planning that?
Well, I didn't- I didn't-
Oh, wow.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
You don't care about your data though?
No, I just didn't know this game even had, I was just, I was just, I was waiting to buy a real one.
I feel like real ones, I feel like real ones, I feel like real ones, I feel like real ones.
Nice guys, one bigger!
Yeah, I love you guys, this was super surreal to play with you.
Zero.
Zero.
What did I say?
Wow.
Well, I mean, you know
No, we did it. It's something not that you know, we dedicated our lives to this
It's not that crazy. Do you have time to play a couple more? Yeah, I got time for like two more
I got time for like two more. Okay. Cool. Um, so ladies, um
As I was saying
What do you guys like and amen, can you guys beat that question, please?
match found
cause i pretty sure left my house and jesse was cutting off
oh yeah sarah
sarah would you say you've laughed a couple of times tonight?
oh a lot
and it was so sweet the rose
oh yeah of course
no yeah of course
i love when a man is thoughtful
yeah expect more of that you know what i'm saying
nothing crazy
oh
i can't wait
Muda you get your date of Rose or you're still working on that?
Well actually I was gonna buy her a drink.
Well there was, I wanted to buy her a bouquet, you know like a lot of flowers.
Yeah what up.
I wanted to buy her bouquet of flowers and on top of that I want to get them physically not in a game.
Jixi, because I feel like not everything has to be about video games.
Oh I see so now you're digging at me because I made my date happy and you did it?
No I did not say that. I did not say that.
Oh I never said I was unhappy.
No, let's see.
But why are you trying to tear support, GZ?
Yeah, you know what? You're right.
JC, why are you trying to tear support?
Sorry about that, guys. Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
We'll let it happen again.
Sarah, you all right over there? Everything, everything good?
Well, I raised... Yeah.
Yeah.
Um...
I'm out of here.
Why don't you, uh, like, why don't we ask each other, like, questions?
You gotta be like, Sarah, do you have any questions for me?
What do you love to do other than streaming?
Yeah, no, I like to um go go go I like to work out I like to play sports like to play basketball
I told you earlier, you know, I play poker which is crazy that you're a poker dealer
That's insane. Uh-huh, but yeah, no, I sort of just chill spend a lot of time with my family
You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm fucking lagging. Are you close with your family? Yes
Your siblings, what do you have?
I have two brothers and a sister yet.
Oh boy.
Oh god, it's a big family.
Maybe I can get one of them.
Uh, Sarah, do you want to ask me any questions?
Okay, honest to be honest.
Do I like you?
My fucking love for you.
I love everything about you,
I love everything about the chest, especially the answers, right?
I got a layer of damage, but I just found out last year that I lost it.
Oh my god, I love, uh, I love California Roll, Dynamite Roll, Tokyo Roll, uh, I like-
I'm just like straight-
I like Sam and, I like Sam and Nigiri, I like it all, I'm everywhere.
Are you like Nigiri?
Yeah, I love Nigiri, especially Nigiri.
Okay, what is, what is your favorite, you know-
My personal favorite meal is
Only on special occasion I can't eat too much of it, but like I like Italian food
Like sushi as well. What about you?
Love sushi. I just I love
I love um, I actually want to call you Doritos, surprisingly.
I know, have you ever-
AUGH!
Ench!
Why the fuck is there a judge?!
Muda, uh, can you watch your voice?
Um...
It's so hard.
Muda, watch your volume piece.
Uh...
In front of the ladies, thank you.
You're a little more respectful.
Okay, yeah.
Sorry, what were you saying, Sarah?
Sweet, I love- I love them in that-
Yeah, of course, of course.
I just killed that Ray after you about to watch Sarah.
Sorry Sarah, what were you saying?
I couldn't hear you over Mooda's loud ass.
Oh, really?
Last time you danced with me.
One, two, three, four.
Why don't you show us this perfect one-to-one situation
here against the jet?
Let's see what you're doing in this situation.
Mr. Gamer of the Year 2023, by the way.
Let's see how you can do this, OK?
Thanks.
What were you saying about that?
Let's go!
That's my man.
Let's go!
Mooda, I couldn't hear you over the 4K.
What were you saying?
So that's two aces in like five or case
Wait what oh three guys
Sorry about that. Just lost count, but yeah
Yeah, it's not gonna be crazy. Sarah by the way that close to you
Hey Sarah Sarah do you Sarah? Do you want me to do you want to show you something cool?
All right, no, it's
Jixi, you might want to stay at spawn for this one.
You go get out of the way!
I think we should all stay in spawn.
I'm gonna set him up.
That's not gonna happen.
I'm gonna set him up.
That's one.
One by one.
Enemy spotted.
Hey.
Ah!
Oh.
Your duty is to go by.
My god.
My love!
I'm so tense.
Oh my god!
Enemy spotted.
Hey.
Renter revomba.
Serap, we can't give in.
Oh, sorry about that.
Oh.
Sorry.
He's gonna last in the moment, though.
got lost in a moment there
one enemy remaining
main one way
I just want to say wow you are beautiful for that rest
you have a lot of chemistry, a lot of teamwork going on
wow, thank you
We just let that bomb stay on the ground.
You're welcome. I planted it for you.
Yeah, it was pretty hot.
Oh, wow, look at that. 4 and 1.
That's a 4 kill lead. Yeah, 4 kill lead.
Where are we?
Yeah, Jixi, let's kill this guy, please.
Jixi, you want to be like, right here.
Oh, Jixi.
Nice try, brother.
Maybe we'll get him next time.
Nice try, brother.
Wait, you said that was for your baby?
So, you like coming short, mom?
You like coming up short?
No, no, no.
So, these are the expectations you set in many days, really.
Yeah, Sarah, I remember what you liked to do.
I just did the whole time, all the TV at the top.
I'm sorry, I let you down there, that won't happen to me.
That's okay, I forgive you.
Go get him, but you're wrong.
I believe in you.
Jixi?
Jixi, you know, I like...
Jixi, this is the difference between us.
You know what's happening?
You are the type of...
You know, you're a bottom type of guy.
You know, I'm uh...
Yeah, I don't mind being on bottom sometimes.
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry about that, I'll kill her.
This is going to be fun.
I'm going to have to do it.
Everybody use my son.
Yup.
Yup.
Yeah, sir, who killed you? I'll avenge you. Oh, it's way late.
I got you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm starting to get a hand in this battery shit, I don't know.
Wait, my chat saying Jixi has a kid with Bonnie blue.
I mean like it's just weird like AI tip top trend.
I don't know why Muda's even mentioning this.
weird AI bullshit
I don't have kids
So I'm young I'm a big object. Oh my god. Thank you
You know what Sarah I'm gonna say thank you so much for always staying next to me and always like healing
You know Sarah, I know that you have five kills, but I wouldn't have my seven if it wasn't for
I got a second one.
That was really up.
I'm right behind you, I'm right behind you.
Where are you going?
I'm down here, I'm down here.
Spike down, mid.
Thank you, save.
Remaining.
Oh, thank you.
Sarah, I appreciate it.
Hey, Muda, do me a favor and pump it down if you don't just stick.
Oh.
Match point.
Go, go, go!
Come at me!
Let's go!
I got things to do.
I mean, Sarah,
You are so sexy Sarah Wow, you know you are so sexy Sarah. I'm sure I'm sure say
Yeah, I mean you're motivating me. Yeah, I really get these kills without you right now
I think you're beautiful Sarah. I don't
You're quite the fear.
Spike planted.
Sarah, oh my god, you just like, you're just so good at it.
Sarah, you're just good at everything, wow.
Player standing.
Standing is bad timing there, I mean, you know.
Well, well, well ladies over time over time. I want to let you guys know
Oh sudden death. I want to show you guys know that uh
Mooda
Yeah
So if there's one thing you can compliment me on Sarah, what would it be?
Like what are some features that like outshine?
Okay, like personally anyways, I think you're really funny. You can definitely tell that you go to the gym
I think. Sarah, you alright? Everything alright over here?
You alright, Jack?
Aw, okay, thank you. What else? I mean, I feel like you're gonna say something.
I think she does good to the gym.
I feel like you're gonna say more things, but she's just the blocker.
Am I a place stalker?
Can I have one more?
I feel like you can just tell that you put in a lot of time and there's me too, whether it's gym or there's gaming, whether it's like, Billy...
Oh my god, Sarah, thank you.
Enemy, enemy, enemy!
Dr. Spocken!
You're so fucking beautiful, Sarah.
Wow.
I mean, wow.
I mean, you're so good.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Yep!
Headshot, headshot.
Oh!
What the fuck is he?
You just fucked this?
What the fuck is he?
I mean, Jixi, you know what?
You can have this guy if you really want.
I feel like I have 12 already.
So, you know what?
You can have him if you want.
I'm 94, I'm cool.
It's kind of, you know.
Okay, well, if you're not gonna take him,
then I'll take him.
It's all good.
I'm sensing a lot of chemistry in this hall here. I don't know.
I feel like we're an amazing quad, ladies.
I feel like everyone connects pretty well here.
I think so too.
Jixi, did you say the same thing?
Yeah, I took the words out of my mouth.
Sarah, what's your favorite type of flower?
Just asking, just wondering.
I'm just gonna go to the bathroom and I'll be back in like 30 seconds. Okay. Yeah, Sarah. What's your favorite type of flower?
Just kind of wondering
I'm a big flower guy. I
Would say I would say roses white
Specifically I was close, right
You're very close very close. I have roses as tattoos, so I think that's a that's a bonus check
Yeah, I love your tattoos. Your tattoos look amazing. How long did it take to get that
full sleeve? You've been doing them for a couple of years?
My whole life. Do you have any?
No, I don't. I don't. I don't. We already have so many things in common. We're bound
to run into something that's not...
Yeah, Sarah does tattoo, so she can give you this one.
I can give you my name, so I'll tweet on you, because I think it's kind of meant to be.
Like during the Austin trip I think, I think we should do that.
I love a man that's not scared.
Sorry about that Sarah, I'm back.
You said what?
Yeah.
Oh, I I think you should get my name tattooed, you know if we have so much chemistry
Yeah, it sounds like a great fucking idea you said you're a tattoo artist yourself. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I could do that
What yeah, I mean a little ass. Yeah. Yeah, and like, you know, we
We got to go a little slower. You feel what I'm saying, but you know what I mean like down the road. Yeah, okay
You don't make a healing weeks to face
No, no, it's not that oh fuck. So if you don't like trust the connection
No, are you having doubts? No
No, it's not that like we'd like you know to say we haven't even like marriage on you know what I mean
We're not meeting right now when you know you know no. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm having doubts
No, that's not it for a sight that's not what I was saying. No, that is not what I was saying
I'm sorry I'm gonna stop talking right now and I'm gonna rewind everything um that sounds like a great idea
So how's the weather over there?
The weather here is great. How's Florida? Is it a little hot or are you sweating?
You know Florida. Yeah, I was sweating earlier because I was training. Very humid. It's getting
a little windy. Yeah, it's been training. I've been training for like two months.
You know what I mean? Got a big soccer match coming up.
Oh
Yeah, well, no, like it's a it's a charity match. It's called the sideman charity match
Pretty fun. I did it last year. It's like a bunch of youtubers
Raise money for charity. We played in the Wembley Stadium like 90,000 people sold out in like an hour
Oh, all right. Are you guys ready?
Do you have any clothes wait Jixie? I do go. I wait Jixie aren't you in the sidemen?
I was actually a donator from the sidelines, but I wasn't playing in this in the match. I was a spectator
sorry Sarah what were you saying before the annoying psychopath Luda started
talking oh it's okay um yeah I was just asking you if you had any pictures or
clips of you and I'm participating in the actual charity yes yes I have
pictures from no no I don't want to know
Did you score any goals that you said you love soccer or were you running back and forth
just trying to get as much pictures going on?
So, if you go to my Instagram, I'd go to my most recent post.
That's all from the match.
That's from the charity match last year.
And yeah, we've got it coming up this year.
Wait, is there a clip of you falling down?
You are not allowed to speak.
Apparently there is a lot of noise in the room right now.
You are not allowed to have a word with you and ...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
shut the fuck up what are you saying you fucking idiot what the
mura
oh no
father used to say the fight is won before the first
bond was drawn with train sorry about it
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. Oh Sarah, did you check out the uh, Instagram?
Yeah, I did. You look really good in it. I love the biting of the shirt. That's very cute. Very hot.
She told me that she wanted to be there.
Whip them here.
Yeah.
Wait, that's what- that's what-
I did say it in confidence, yeah. But Sarah, we just know it's out there.
Sorry.
you
in the stream so they crashed oh I think we're back I think we're back oh no
yeah we're back we're back sorry sorry yeah I don't know why it crashed I don't
know I don't know
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Where are they? I don't see them.
I wonder why.
They're really all such acutely.
I love them.
They're hiding.
last player standing I really think you got to play this again no no no no I don't think I was at you
I got her I think us
There's no I and team we got
Jigsie how's that uh how's that coffee business you opened up for your uh for your dad
Don't yell.
You know, that's not to be pleased with it.
Okay? Come on.
Enemy remaining.
Alright, Jiki, be respectful when this leaves the pole.
Don't stay, but don't be loud.
Last round in the half.
It's really just so fun to watch.
Honestly.
In fact, you're good at video games
and just playing around.
You're not going to get the best of me
because you're not going to get the best of me.
You're not going to get the best of me.
good f2d games and just absolutely beautiful is there I want to say to Sarah wait so what you're saying
it's wait Sarah so you're saying it's rare yeah that's the point point for you gamer of the year
wait oh all right yeah
I'm not bad
I'm not too bad
You're good
So Tom, what are you doing by the way?
I've never heard of him
Wait, you sound familiar
Really?
Yeah
Wait, I think I've heard you before
It's Pinocchio
Alright
Yeah, I gave you a hand, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing right now, I really don't want to just laugh at you.
Wait, are you still alive, babe?
No, I'm dead. The jet killed me. Can you avenge me?
The jet okay, I got you. Oh, mood has died as expected. Let me just clutch this really quick.
Alright, JCS.
Well, so you're here. Oh, well really?
So your enemies keep their hands up when they see you?
Oh my god.
Nice, nice.
Good boy.
Wow, me too, FreeTank.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Sarah, why didn't you just say?
Go, go, go.
Good boy.
Where's that smile came from?
Oh, I didn't mean to say Sarah.
Sorry about that, Sarah.
Well, Sarah, I just wanted to say, there's little boys in the chute, you know, a lot of these attacks, but uh...
Sarah, do you-
Yo, Jeff, what's your sense?
Oh, yeah, I got you, bro. It says 0.41, if you need anything else?
No, I don't have anything, thank you.
What do you say?
Sarah, I was just saying, tell me so I can protect you, make sure I kill everyone for you.
MAH, TOEVER, THIS GUY IS MAH-DAMN!
I'm out of here!
I got the spider.
I'm lagging! What is happening?
Sarah, I'm lagging!
And is my- is my duelist- is my duelist- is Jinxie just fighting?
That's why I'm here standing.
Oh, Jinxie, why are you flashing the switch in here?
Oh, I'm seeing you, bro. I'm-
I'm so beautiful that I can't aim right now. I just saw so many other things. No, it's okay. That's on me. No, no, no, that's on me. It is on you. It is. It is.
I'm a boarder
motor despite sports, of course, I played basketball I played American football
Oh, sir, I'm sorry, I think I lagged out there
I got that, uh, um, mommy.
Oh? Sorry, what'd she say?
I don't know. It's over.
It's insane. I did, uh, you know I did stuff like that.
Matchpoint. You did. Sorry, what did you do?
Soccer, track, basketball, and basketball. Whoa, you're very athletic.
Yeah, can I hear you, Vandal? What?
I just want to say thank you for coaching me through it like look at the charm
That's all you could be more
Thank you bro
He's always doing tree
Wow
What soccer position were you at?
I was trying to run left on my way
He also says...
Whoa!
Wow
Really?
That's impressive
Maybe Jerry has life a whole day
I think I need to play for you
Can you actually approve Gambler too?
I need to play you under arrest, Jinxie
You stole Sarah's heart
Wait, wait, and Jinxie, did you say you uh...
Jinxie, did you say you uh...
You love gambling, right?
I hope you girls saw on the little one there that I was MVP all of our games, by the way.
I thought it was more of a team, are you saying you like hate?
No, first of all, I don't even know why I have MVP.
We should give MVP to Sarah number two this much the amount of time she healed me and
resumed to be honest.
Sarah, I'm so proud of you.
We're just all right.
Sarah, you're such a good girl.
you're such a good girl. Yeah.
Oh, the silence is very loud guys. What's going on right now? Does anyone want to say
anything? One more, one more, one more game. One more, one more, one more, one more, one
more, one more. I think we all just lagged out of the same time or something. Yeah,
I don't know why guys, my bitrate was dropping for some reason. I'm not too sure why.
Is everyone back?
We're good, we're good.
We're good, we're good now, yeah.
Match found.
Must have been the win.
And Sarah, I just want to say that you were my MVP in that game.
You just looked so beautiful the whole game.
I wasn't even really focused on the match. I didn't even know what was going on.
That's why you didn't talk to me.
That's why I was like one or three or four. I just wasn't even looking at things.
I think that's on me.
Yeah, again, it's just 100% on you.
Ethnicity, what ethnicity are you guys?
I'm Lebanese.
I'm 85 Lebanese, 5% Italian, 6% Jamaican, and 4% German.
Yeah.
Jinxie, what are you?
25% Cuban, 25% Czech, 12.5% German,
Scottish, Italian, and then some other stuff sprinkled in there.
Okay, I love the Cuban.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, grandpa's from Cuba,
grandma's from Czech, Czechoslovakia.
What about you, what about you, Sarah?
I'm Puerto Rican and Mexican.
Oh, that's cool.
What about you, Sarah?
Wait, you said you're Puerto Rican and Mexican.
German?
What is this?
Like what is this?
You're not a main.
She's Filipina.
Oh, I'm from the Philippines.
You know, I actually always want to go to the Philippines.
And then I'm dead.
What are you thinking of?
German.
You know, I always want to go to the Philippines.
I have a lot of...
I have two underpins.
I have a lot of...
Wait, maybe we should book a trip one time.
I would be so down for that.
Oh my God.
You know, my viewers always come to come to the Philippines because it's just so
beautiful.
And I always want to go see it myself.
Sweet.
Oh my god, you know my viewers always come to the Philippines. It's just so beautiful
And I always want to go see it myself
So it's there. You said you're 50% Puerto Rican 50% Mexican
How about being 100% mine?
I thought you're gonna get me out on a date right now
No, if you guys lagged out I definitely did
I
Don't be
That was a hard shot today. I'm not gonna lie
Stop work, so no, not really so girls. Um, you know, we're all grown here like you know, why don't we like why don't we spice up the questions a little bit?
Okay
I said this question last time, but no one really answered. I was what is everyone's favorite position here doggy
Oh, yeah, oh Sarah. I'm not gonna lie
Sarah. I'm not gonna lie media of a lot in common
Comment Sarah, I love some doggy. Yeah, that is actually yeah, that's actually yeah
What about you jc?
Do you even know what any position he's involved in?
I don't even know if I think Salamence is the best place to be.
We're good!
Yeah, what about you, Sarah? Sarah number one?
Yeah!
Why did you just say Sarah?
Sarah, uh...
Maybe we should ask these questions in person.
Oh my god, Sarah. Mother behind you, Sarah. Sarah behind you. I'll stay here.
Yeah!
Right, Planet!
Oh my god Sarah I tag him you, you oh my gosh crazy.
I should just insane Sarah insane.
We will claw our way back up to the light.
Hello.
You see.
Yeah yeah maybe asking them in person would probably be better than that, yeah.
Okay.
But why should we? I feel like we should see in person. But anyway, let's go ahead.
Oh, I think it's laggy again.
You want to play? Let's play.
I don't know, all of the traps that I put up were taken up by the air.
Is he talking about air?
Really? Let me see that. We're gonna see it. Oh, really?
Oh, I don't know why I read that.
I mean it takes it sounds like you only like Sarah for like her
Standing no, I love I love the sound of
Nothing else
Wait, Sarah, what's this one?
Let her let her lock in. Yeah. Yeah
You know what honestly, I don't even fucking care
This is insane.
Last round before the switch.
Bye, what's up?
Sarah, come and be.
Sarah, come be.
Wow.
Let Daddy show you a finger to do.
Hi, I'm listening.
Yeah, yeah.
Sarah, let Daddy teach you a finger to do.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think my mic, hello?
My mic, hello?
Oh, no, no.
I don't do uh, mouse games, Sarah.
You're good.
I'm 40. I should quit.
She changed this into a corner all day, zero and three beating everyone, or are you gonna actually quit here?
Nah, no.
She doesn't have a place to stay, dude.
Let's get out of my ear, seriously.
You bans!
You bans!
Shut up!
Sorry, so you're getting loud now. Don't share kids with Bonnie blue. I don't know. I feel like you should have
Donald that's it with your Nick Donald ass hairline
Honestly, you guys want kids?
Yeah, uh, I wouldn't mind some kids.
I got a little more though.
I'm really locked in.
But I got to wait until I'm talking.
I got to wait until I'm older, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, JC?
I want to have kids probably when I'm like 28, like, you know, 4 years old.
Wait, how old are you?
I'm 24.
I'm 23.
Do you like women that are older?
I love women that are older actually, you know, I prefer
Yeah, yeah, you know I prefer when they're older I prefer when they're older
They're a bit more mature Sarah Sarah. Let me say they're all caps. Yes
Yeah, I know I feel like I feel like older women
Four for four. Are you Wendy's?
Yes, sir you said you're 26 right?
Don't worry I got a...
I got one. I got one. Don't die. Don't die.
Stay on.
Player standing. Spike down. B.
One enemy remaining.
You don't got to watch
Yeah
No pressure
For Sarah dear for Sarah number two. Come on. No pressure
Break under pressure Sarah was born and raised in the pressure
Muda watch your with the world watching rake one and two different continents with the world
watching Sarah Muda try to use a more gentle volume in front of the ladies
because
so I love how I can go be in your be with me I can do the wrong decision in
your still with me Sarah you are just such a spectacular
You are such a spectacular independent woman.
You are beautiful in every way possible.
You checked out all the lists.
You checked all of them.
And look at that!
Look at that!
I'm gonna finish him!
My God, that's actually crazy.
Here's something about Jinxie has a AI girlfriend.
Huh.
One enemy remaining.
You're just fun.
My turn.
One enemy remaining.
What is that player standing?
What the fuck is that shit?
Hey, hey, hey!
Jinxie, Jinxie!
Not too loud, dude.
Come on.
Get out of the way.
Get out of the way.
Get out of the way.
Get out of the way.
Get out of the way.
Get out of the way.
Get out of the way.
Come on, Sarah, I'm respectful. Come on.
I don't know what it is. I got like an invincible clone.
Sorry, Sarah. By the way, Sarah, I hope you understand.
I know that you thought no one noticed that ridiculous shot, by the way.
Girl, you don't got to look away. That shot was amazing!
Oh my God, girl. You are, you are.
Geez, geez, geez, geez.
you keep you keep surprising me in ways god I don't even know do you have any
surprises that you haven't shown yet?
oh call her Mia more Chad if this misses though you're all banned
Muda on siege yet?
Sarah uh Sarah push for me Mia more
I'm here. I can flash for you.
Watch your eyes!
You good? Flashing?
Flash!
How about ya?
Yeah, I don't even know what's happening right now. Can you one kill me please?
Are they not here?
No, they're not here.
No target, guys.
Five planted.
Okay, that's fine.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, baby, baby.
I'm swinging for you.
Hey guys, this, this, this really proved if we're a good quad or not.
or not it's only four of us first five of them can we really take on the world
Oh my god, bottom left, bottom left, bottom left, oh you have to, oh shi-sa!
Last player, Sarah.
At least, nah, you've entered me.
I tried, Sarah, you know I got your back.
I don't want to suspect you.
It's over for me.
Sarah, great fucking drive, Sarah, great drive.
It might have been, is this right boys?
No, we would never.
I'm not a member of the crew on our team.
Jixi, Jixi, Jixi, take a look at me please, Jixi, in the game please.
Um, you know, this really proves us if we are a good, you know, role models.
We really need to win this game, right? Let's go, let's walk in.
Let's cut the animosity we have between us right now and work together, okay?
Yeah, I got you. Don't hold back.
I'm gonna play A, B, A, you play B, okay, Jixi?
Maybe it's playing, it's playing.
Maybe it's playing, it's playing.
Nah, wait a second, nah, we're trying.
Alright, what's it gonna take and be right now?
Off your feet!
Kill us up and take, kill us up and take.
AHHHHH BRRRRRR!
What the hell, get your shit!
He got fucked, he's dead now.
Oh, did you see that? My game's flying out of the watch.
I planted.
But I fell in my shit.
Shysa!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Sera, oh my god.
Shit.
Run out of time.
Gotta go, go.
Last player standing.
No.
I see Sera.
I see Sera.
Oh my god.
Nice try, Sera.
Sera, oh my god.
Sera carrying.
She was at the top.
Great try.
Oh my god.
Sera.
Oh my god.
Sera, oh my god.
Sera carrying.
She was at the top.
Great try.
K, she was at the top.
Yeah, I mean, I wanted to have a win-trailer that would do better there.
I know, I don't want to be in the top full of time.
I want her to take control sometimes.
I want her to knock off sometimes.
Yeah, you know, alright.
See you guys soon.
I think I just cut it out there.
Um, can you hear me?
I'm sorry I'm back any women are very busy, but since he doesn't want to say goodbye I'll
say goodbye.
No, no, I just like anyway.
Yeah, so anyway, what I was trying to say was Sarah, you are beautiful.
Sarah number two.
You are beautiful.
Sarah number two.
I want to say you are, I mean, Jixi, shall we pick this up another time?
What are you thinking?
Yeah, it sounds good to me man. I'm gonna like I said, I'm gonna go get on CS go cases
I couldn't hear you at the end there. I just like completely disconnected, but I'll see you. Okay. See you guys soon
Yeah, we'll plan something
Wait, wait, wait y'all are still down for Saturday, right?
Yeah, you guys are actually that's gonna pick us up. Yeah, I think Moodus. Yeah, what are you covering it?
I think Moodus shot. Yeah, because it's one. You can get everyone. Yeah, you can take one
Alright, well, Sarah, I'll see you soon, babe.
Alright, bye babe.
Vateran is the greatest game of all time!
Vateran is the greatest game of all time!
Whoa update whoa whoa what the fuck update what does that even mean wait
there's an update today now the new update is ass hide mind is it bad it's a
dog shit update now chat that was legendary now it's time to get up
We have 100 chromatones! I'm not going out without a flight!
Call Squish. Squishy on. Squishy on. Close valve.
Squishy on. Squishy on. Squishy on. No way Squishy's on.
No vesk visiam bro, no vesk visibro.
Let me call Squishy and Hyva's group.
Shut up, close the gap.
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have over 100 cases.
We have over 100 cases, y'all.
Lock the fuck and leech wait, what do I leak wait what I leak what I leak
Wait, what do I leak what I leak what I leak I leak
I didn't make shit here. Hi guys. Are you ready?
Yo
Hi, my make a look Douglas sewer. What's good? All right watch that shit, bro
That's not my like yo, that's my name, but I'll go by that you see my knife, huh?
You'll see my knife
What do you like? Did you get a knife today?
Um, I'm gonna show you my inventory. I have three knives squish
Thanks, see how you doing bro?
Yo
I'm in a rock of the game, but I have a little line of questioning for you jinx after this came
send a few questions oh yeah not the credit not the credit
it's a few questions have you been good though bro how's everybody doing man
I've been good bro I just did it on Valorant you know what I'm saying wait
Jinxie look at this knife I did listen I'm twisted because you what seems not
working seems not working I think this chords like halfway down I'm not
I'm kidding.
Shiesa!
All right, well, I have a question.
Thanks real quick.
Before we get into this, bro.
Yeah, what's up?
So, like, I was told about a 2-in-21 situation.
I just wonder if I know what happened.
So I'm glad you asked.
So I don't know why Havas is laughing.
Yeah, I went 2-in-21 in a game of Valorant Unrated.
Now, the thing that nobody wants to tell you
is that a neon player killed me 18 times
and he was just stream sniping hiding behind boxes
shooting me in the back.
I played video games for, I'm 24,
I started playing when I was like nine,
it's like 17 years, 16 years, 15 years.
I've never in my life gone two into one of the one.
It was literally just the result
of a play in stream sniping, that's all it was.
Okay, so you're just getting stream sniped, fair.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, I know that.
But I was fragging tonight, I got another ace.
I got another ace.
Nice dude.
I got a pretty good ace.
Yo, what's up?
You try to share the screen because if I can't share screen
You can't share screen
We can't share screen
It might be cooked
Not in a hurry, ready ready?
I'm gonna take a seat, can I sit?
I'm gonna sit
Oh my god, it's not working for me either
Guys, uh, I think the call is stuck
No, discord's down, like halfway down
Bada!
So what do we do? Do we like reschedule this?
Like, what do we do?
I'm not gonna lie, we could-
Well, I'm not gonna lie, we could-
Surely you rip 200 cromas tomorrow!
Ooh.
That's valid.
What time, what time?
If Discord's down at the- chat, I know I'm edging!
I know I'm edging, and I'm a piece of shit!
Wait, chat, think about the bigger picture, though.
Chat, think about the bigger picture.
You do more cases.
Tomorrow we do more dates.
Zero fucking eight-eight.
I'm sure that's gonna happen.
We do we do like no e-dates, and we get on cases at like a chat and we just rip on
Chatter, I think we just rip like 200 cases tomorrow. What do we think because we can really load it up y'all we can really load it up
Yeah, because
It was a lot of money for those cases, so
So we would have to wait until tomorrow.
Type shit, type shit.
Hi guys, let's do 200 cases tomorrow, OK?
Jaisa, 200 chromatues.
200 chromatues tomorrow, all right?
A lot of money.
Wait, so Jinx, you were just like, you didn't all day
today, bro?
Like the whole day?
What he does nowadays.
He's got some loose explanation.
It was like four hours.
Can we like take a step back?
because you told me on CG did one E-Pow stream.
I'm wondering if you did two back to back E-Date streams
from Valorant, bro.
This game's doing something to you, bro.
How about that?
Yeah, I'm sort of, it's like almost worse than CSGO
because instead of like falling down a hold of cases,
I'm falling down a much deeper hole.
It's really three days in a row.
It's really three days in a row.
Cause day one, it wasn't E-Pow,
but he was still hunting.
Like,
Oh like in game, like in game, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my god.
Dude the chat's mad but it's like chat, what if we just do two hundred cases tomorrow?
Boy if we can't screen share then like...
Guys two hundred cases tomorrow, me and Habas will get a hundred more...
Guys, no you didn't tomorrow, you have my word!
You have my bidding word bro, we'll get on some R6, we'll just take a day off.
We'll take a fucking day off, alright?
Yeah but you didn't?
You promised.
Swear to God, there will be no e-nakes tomorrow.
I swear to God.
I'll be on stage and then I'll rip cases
and I'll play some CS.
It'll be season CS.
All right?
All right.
All right, Squishy, love you.
Have eyes, love eyes.
Love you.
Love you, man.
See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
Guys, I'm sorry.
I know I'm a Chad and I'm a loser,
but it's gonna be worth it
because tomorrow we're gonna do 200 cases.
I know I'm a Chad,
but bro, tomorrow we're gonna do 200 cases, all right?
Chad, I love y'all boys, YouTube,
love y'all, Twitch, love y'all.
Chad, I'll see you guys in the next one.
Oh, and in case I don't see ya,
good afternoon, good evening, and good night.