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My desktop's so shit!
But I gotta get a new monitor.
This one freezes! I don't know what I'm doing-
What? What?
I'm getting hacked by the CIA.
Yo, HGTV Max with the five gifts in WMAX, I don't know-
Shaaah!
Max, you have to buy-
I
People forget about this era, bro
Little Skies brand next year, bro
Couple girls that be all up in the mix
Here he sent it best and I ain't even here to piss
I know I know why, cause I got these niggas pissed
Make this shit look easy, I ain't had to make a wish
Ooh, I do the dash and the whip
Outta dirty, y'all like Curry, I just aim and I swish
Make a sing like a birdie, she's a Christ
For the dig, hit her with the lone kite
I'm only gonna put on bangers and a stream y'all.
Jack the editor of the software questions.
Mike it a lock with the 5 gifted subs kid.
She own plane bow today.
I might get on Val for a little bit but as you can tell by the name of the title,
200 cases are getting ripped today. As y'all know, I am right around, I believe 12 to $13,000 in the
whole on CSGO cases. We haven't gotten one good poll ever. One good poll. We've not gotten one
good poll tonight's the fucking night. Validate with the prime sub, where did you
What did tier one o'clock with the tier one couldn't be me? Oh, yeah speaking of which
So chat let me give you guys a little bit of a story time
Last night I'm playing FIFA off stream. I get a FaceTime call from high-vives at like 12
Never get a FaceTime call from high-vives at 12 pick up the phone. He's yelling and
He says Jinxie I just did a trade-off off stream which by the way
Hi guys, we need help
He does a $500 trade it up off-screen
And he gets a
$2,000
Emerald I believe gamma Doppler knife. I
Don't know I don't know what it is when I do trade-ups the knives are 90 bucks
I don't know what it is. I see Joe getting golds Ron getting golds
Jason giving a fucking emerald gamma Doppler high-fives giving emerald gamma Doppler, but what about me?
And look high-fives just loaded up CS right there. This guy's addicted this guy's fucking addicted, bro
Bro, he did a $500 trade-off off stream. High-fives. You need help
Chat let me say this to y'all right now just so I can have this in writing if I ever do a trade-off off stream
Or open a case off stream, bro
Arrest me, bro. Just fuck it. Arrest me. I can't even be around myself at that point. I thought about ripping occasion for
brothers brothers
Like you realize how bad that is
It's live again madge. What do you mean you're mad that I'm streaming?
Slow, they give it to you want to slow appreciate you
slow, but they give it to you on
What about the one last night what last night? What do you mean what last night, bro? Why?
The way the rain came down the other day in Byron Bay, Chad we got day three of
chess, clips, maybe some R61B1s. Yeah, this is the night Hibis pulled. Oh, I forgot
to mention fact new as well. So let me continue with my story time because now
you'll have an image to go off of. It's like 1220 midnight. Hibis face
times me. Again, Hibis never face times me. So I literally the first thing
I thought it was, it's going to be something with CS.
Highbives face times, I think he's yelling like screaming.
I can't even tell what he's saying
cause he's like foaming at the mouth, yelling,
like just screaming.
So I'm like, all right, let me see.
$2,000 butterfly knife, Gamma Doppler.
I mean, am I a fucking pussy?
And it's fact new.
Oh, Highbives called me.
We didn't even know the where yet.
I said show the where fact new.
Like, it's something that I'm cursed at, bro.
Let me actually call this motherfucker right the fuck now.
Let me call this fucker.
Shake day!
Take that fucking tone out of your voice.
So, high-fives, what do I gotta do, bro?
Do I gotta, like, sacrifice my leg or something?
How? How?
Oh, wait.
You say there's more?
I got you, hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course there's more.
Yeah, I did.
I'm literally just gonna...
You know what, bro?
Show me your inventory.
It's a $1,000 knife right here.
Wait, what is it?
It's a $1,000 knife.
Oh, so you just have...
Oh, you just have $1,000 knives
out of your ass. Oh, fact new as well. Fact new. This is disgusting. How like, how about,
you should be ashamed of yourself. No! You did a $500 trade up off stream.
Yeah. And you made profit? Like, what?
Hell yeah, I did.
Profit's not even possible in this fucking game.
Listen, it is very possible.
No, it's not. No, it's not!
This is probably my worst life. I hate this one. I might just give it to someone.
I have that one too.
How much is that worth?
I have only like $500 or something.
Great, Mog's my entire collection.
I mean bro, what next bro?
Are you gonna fuck me in the ass now?
Bro, hi guys.
Let's have an intermission bro.
Let's have an intervention.
Why are you doing $500 trade-offs off stream bro?
Bro listen, I just, okay, so normally it's not that bad.
Normally I don't do trade-ups. That's a lot of money, but most times I just buy cases. I just rip cases off-stream
So let me let me stop you right there
The fact that you're ripping cases off-stream means you have a serious fucking problem, bro
You have a serious fucking problem. I
Think you need help, bro. I don't think no, I think there's no there's a problem with you
You don't have the gambling mindset.
You give up when you're about to strike diamonds.
You turn around.
Hi, guys, do you know what's funny?
Did you ever come back?
Let me stop you right there.
See, that's what you want, you're a pussy.
Cool, get it all in.
Cool.
Let's gather this as evidence.
Now let me say this.
You said gambling mindset,
I should keep going until I strike diamonds.
You want to know something funny?
If I was to strike diamonds in back to back
Tobac, Tobac, Tobac cases.
I would still be $3,000 in the hole.
Would you want to see the trade-up that is in there?
Shut the fuck up!
There is no such thing as profit, it's not real.
I could have pulled a butter knife,
I could have pulled five gamutoplas in a row
and still been in the negative.
This is the one I did.
So I bought all of these 8Ks, I turned it up.
I got this right here, a 0.77% chance.
I want to like, I want to hit you in the face like, I don't know, something like, of course
you got lucky.
Of course you got lucky, bro.
Like I want to hit you in the face.
I think if you would have done it.
Why are we still?
Okay.
You would have done these.
So, I'm proud of you, bro.
in spirit I knew, I knew you would get these
So, high Away's. Like, be honest
To the editors, brother, my Boss stream I did take the Edge
Nobody was watching. I was just-
Wait. Wait, wait, wait wait wait…
H-h-high- peers!
Till- you edged, you're trade-up Money.So, what I'm going to do.
Okay, I'm going to commit you to a psychiatric ward, bro.
You need help. Bro, you need help, bro.
You need, like, get it in help!
It all worked out. Listen, Jixi, by the way, I'm gonna stop opening cases because I'm up on the casino.
You see my inventory? There's a lot to go around. Bang! Bang! By the way, that's 3k right there, but at least 2 nights, 3k in total.
Um, and then back, ah, this one, I don't know, yeah. Jixi, want this one? I could be this one.
No, I'm not here for the pity, bro. I'm not here for the fucking pity. I don't need that because guess what? I'm gonna pull it!
Yeah, I'm just kidding. You're gonna pull tonight, bro.
As long as I'm there, I'm telling you I'm the good one.
Also, we could do a trade-up.
Ah, yo, I'm done with trade-ups.
I'm done with trade-ups.
High-fives.
Every time I do a trade-up, I commit $600 and leave with $90.
I'm not doing a trade-up.
See, that's not the gambler's mentality.
You're turning around in the cave right now
when the diamonds are right there.
It's one third walk away.
and you're turning around, you're turning around.
Highbys, I don't think you understand
how deep of a hole that I'm actually in, bro.
Highbys, I could have gotten four of these in a row
and I would still be down thousands.
Do you realize that?
And guess what?
I'm not gonna get four of these in a row, bro.
Bro, you got to come a trade up, dude.
Like Highbys, if I was to do four trade ups,
that would cost two grand.
And let's say, for this pattern,
Exactly, you see it, I was in pattern 561,
from the pattern template, that is,
I think that's number two or three in the world.
Exactly.
Also, this is fact new.
Like here's the thing, here's the sorry fucking truth
about this fucking shitty fucking game.
Even if you do hit the gold, right?
Which is probably gonna happen one out of every 400 cases.
What are the odds it's fact new?
It's probably not gonna, it's not,
Hey, spoiler rumor, it's not gonna be fast, little brother.
Well, here's the thing, here's the thing with me, bro.
I went in, and here was my exact mindset.
It's a 50-50 chance.
No, that, yeah.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I gotta hang up.
See, let me tell you the cold hard reality of CSGO.
You will make profit on CSGO probably 4% of the time when you open a case.
You heard that correct.
So you know how when you play a hand of Blackjack, if you know how to count cards, which nobody
does, your edge is like 48%.
So you don't even have an edge.
So like, if you go to a casino, which is literally known for scamming people, you
48% edge if you know how to count cards.
Let's compare that to CSGO cases, shall we?
What's 48% minus 4%?
That's 44%.
You have 44% better odds of making profit
in a hand of Blackjack than a case of CS.
Let that sink in.
So there is no light at the end of the tunnel.
It's bleak.
I don't even know why high-vives told me that.
There's not even a single knife I could pull
to get me out of this.
Isn't that insane?
Yeah, this is on trade-up, Thai vibes, not cases, bitch.
Now on trade-ups, I'm gonna be honest,
your profit is 20%.
Is it a trade-up?
Is it a trade-up era?
Hitting the table will save us.
No voucher today, I might be on voucher today.
Bro, I've hidden an ace.
I don't know.
I'm so good at Valorant.
Listen, no chat.
Listen, no more E-Dates, bro.
Chat.
Hey, I'm gonna be pro in Valorant.
If I'm gonna be pro, I can't be having like,
the E-Hus around, bro.
Like chat, I've hit two aces in three days.
Do you realize how disgusting that is?
Both with jet, by the way.
I don't care, I'm a jet main.
Two aces in three days, like.
All right, without further ado, let's play some chess.
Guys, as you know, this is day three of chess.
Day three, day three.
So I'm on a two day streak.
This is day three of chess, let's go.
Everybody lock the fuck in.
Move my camera right here.
All right, we're black.
Remember guys, this is 171 Elo chests.
This is 171 Elo chests.
All right, so I know this is a good opening.
I know it's good to get control of mid and then once I get control of mid, I got to get
my bishops active and my horse is active.
Let me give this kind of mirror what he's doing.
See, because now I'm threatening that pawn.
We might go pawn for pawn.
We could go bump for bun.
Yeah, let's go pawn for pawn.
Interesting.
So, he goes queen to threaten, let me think.
He goes queen to threaten my horse.
I go horseback.
190 Lochats by the way
This guy's from France. What the fuck what the fuck it all right, I'm not losing a single game of chaser a mark my words
The way the rain came down the other day in Byron Bay
Oh Chad by the way
I'm on seat. What is he doing? What is this guy doing? I'm on
Wait what why can't I kill that?
I'm confused. Why can't I kill his horse?
Am I like stupid?
I'm not in check why can't I kill his horse?
Oh, because of the queen.
What?
How's this guy 100 e-low if he's this advanced?
Right here, Bert's chirping outside.
Bro, how's this guy 100 e-low if he's this smart?
Bro, um...
Oh my god, this guy's actually annoying.
Bro, um...
Wait, how does my- I lost my fucking queen!
What?
How?
How did I lose my queen?
So fucking annoying!
Like, I don't understand how a 100-reload player is this good. It doesn't make sense.
It's fine. We didn't lose. We've only just begun. I'm gonna castle. I'm gonna castle. I'm gonna castle.
Chad, I learned how to castle. I was watching TikTok. Watch this, guys.
The wavering came down.
But my king's kind of trapped down here.
Please lock him, chat lock him.
Imagine that window! Imagine the ocha!
He might bishop my pawn. I don't really care about that though. I'm on the bigger and better things.
Bro, this guy takes so long to play, there's no way he checkmates me.
I'm sorry, this guy takes so long to play.
Why is that not castling?
What the fuck?
Your king moved, you can't castle.
Oh my god, this is the hardest game ever.
No, this is the hardest game ever.
My king moves to an I can't castle.
Look, the only way we're gonna win this,
we need to gaslight this guy into thinking
his queen is safe and then taking it.
Yeah, I wasn't really paying attention there.
All right, listen, we're only gonna win this
with the power of the rook.
We gotta get our rook involved.
Our rook is our next most powerful thing.
I hate how they put the rooks in the corner.
It's so hard to get those fuckers involved.
Wait, I might check him.
Wait, I'm actually- oh my god, I'm gonna checkmate this guy.
I'm not even kidding.
I know how to checkmate him.
Watch this.
Should I sacrifice my pawn?
Yeah.
Watch.
Check.
But then watch this.
Checkmate.
Voss?
Oh, I wasn't- look at this section of the check.
Okay.
Wait, but if I check, his pawn can't kill my bishop because he has to answer the
check yeah his pond can't kill my bishop because he has to answer the check he has
answered the check yep okay now I wasn't really thinking this far ahead I
thought he was in checkmate I'm not gonna lie I was not thinking it's far
ahead okay let me focus let me focus all right all right so we go kya
I'll scrabble some poems, I'll launch your never-eat.
Alright.
Wait, what's he doing?
He just sewed.
What's he doing?
Um, is there anybody I could check this fucker again?
No, I love putting people to check.
I love it.
I feel so powerful.
I really love putting people to check, chat.
Okay, okay, okay.
I go, kya.
Um, wait.
I'm gonna beat him his queen is gonna go for the go for it. His queen's gonna he's smart
He's knew I was baiting. Okay. I
Fear this guy's probably better than me
Wait, he's old he's
Okay, cuz look check again. I'm actually so good
Oh my god, I'm so gonna chance check again, but then hold up
She said I don't know where to do now. I don't know. I didn't think wait if I check him like no, he's gonna
Chess is such a beautiful game. Oh my god. I
Need to get this horse out of here. I have no other option. I gotta get this horse out of here
No, wait a few bishops. I betcha if he bishops my
I'm gonna ride a knife for a click. He's trying to bait me.
Wait, can I just check you again? I'm just gonna check you.
How do you like them apples, check!
I'm actually such a fighter, I should have lost this game.
Alright, let's start our approach. Let's start attacking this guy.
We're gonna start our assault. We're gonna start our assault.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, play the attack on Titan season one soundtrack.
Wait, what is that bishop? What are you doing?
Bang! What are you doing, dumbass?
Rook here? Okay.
Jason.
Look at this. He can't do anything about that. His bishop's gone.
He can't do anything about that. His rook's being threatened.
His rook's being threatened! Did he just sacrifice his rook?
wait am I in checkmate? wait a minute if I don't he's gonna checkmate me isn't he's
gonna checkmate me I need to be proactive here he's gonna fucking checkmate me is
there any way I could stop this? this I guess.
I'm sorry sir.
What am I thinking? The king could have took the rock.
Wait, what am I thinking?
Fuuuuck!
I could have won the game.
I could have won the game.
I could have won the game, guys!
Do I win now?
Or does she win?
Who wins?
No, we tie.
We draw, because there's no time.
We draw, because there's no time.
What?
It's because he had the lead.
It's because he had the lead.
Chad, it's because he had the lead.
guys I could have won guys I could have won I could have won I could have won
your chest is so fucking good your account is restricted for violations of our
sportsmanship's policy you may directly challenge friends or create rate I
I got banned!
Oh no, I'm back.
Bro, what?
Wait, did I get banned?
Did I get banned?
Am I good?
Chat, how do you do the checkmate in three moves?
What's it called?
I want to try it.
What's it called?
Scouters mate, yeah I know but I want to do it. Wait, he's in check.
Is that check mate? Is that check mate? No he can move his bishop.
Should I set up? Should I go bishop or bishop?
We can go bun from bun. I don't want to get good at chess really bad.
Okay, interesante.
There's another part to that move that I'm forgetting. There's another part to
that scholars mate move that I'm forgetting. I want to look up how to do it.
I can't believe Jinxed on chess. Bro, chess is good. Like I don't know. I don't know
why I haven't played this in a while. Chess is really good. Okay, let's get our
horses out. I'm only a hundred and eight little guys. I'm really bad. I'll get
up there though. I'm gonna try to get up. I'm gonna try to get up. Like
What's a good goal chat? What's a good goal? What's a good goal?
Okay, I mean that's not really threatening at all if you take my horse. I'm just gonna
Yeah, I mean what the fuck are you doing bro? What are you doing? I don't understand these body-ass players sometimes bro
Wait, what's worth more a bishop or a horse I believe it's a bishop
What's worth more? Bishop or a horse? Bishop? Bishop? Both same, same.
See I put my horse here chat. I put it here so this way I could trade my bishop.
If my bishop ever dies and my horse has a three frag, I'm really thinking, and like Gotham said,
never move the same piece twice. Okay, now I'm gonna do this to threaten his horse.
Mrs. Standoff, no one's drawn blood yet! It's a fucking Standoff! Okay, he's only
threatening that pawn. I don't really care about that. I want to get, I want to
get Mrs. Queen involved. Mrs. Queen. Look, if you take that pawn, I'm just gonna trade
it with my king. You have to get rid of Barrow, but he has to get rid of his horse, right?
He has to get rid of his horse. I'm gonna put some pressure on him with the Queen. What's
wrong? Scared? Come on, Fritz. Don't get nervous, Fritz. Don't get nervous. I'm gonna
I'm going to go queen. Let me think about my next move. I need to start doing that.
Interesting. He pawns there to protect his horse.
Smart.
My queen's alive and well. She's not in a threatening position at all.
Hmm.
It's going to be tricky.
I'm gonna put I'm gonna protect my bishop, bro. We're both just protecting all of our chips. None of us are doing anything
Wait, I could have took his bishop. What am I?
What am I doing?
What am I? I could have took this for five years
There we go
Okay, that's fine
Wait, he automatically loses a horse no matter what no his queen can take
Can I castle? Please let me castle. What? Did I move my king? Why can't I castle?
Jeb, why can't I castle?
Drag the Rook.
Yes! I did it! Castle! I did my first Castle, guys!
Let's go!
Okay. Oh, I'm taking too much time to think.
Okay. He's gonna go...
Trying to think of what he's gonna do,
so I can plan out what I'm gonna do.
Now, if I put my rook here, he has to move his horse no matter what, right?
Has to move his horse no matter what.
I know he actually doesn't.
He doesn't have to move his horse.
Am I about to get checkmated?
Wait.
I feel like I'm about to get checkmated.
He's so wicked.
He gave me a screen.
What is he doing?
I didn't realize.
Guys, I don't want to recheck till after my moves because it's cheating.
Dude, I didn't realize, dude.
Oh my God.
I'm like thinking he castled.
Okay.
Wait, so now I'm in the lead.
So I just got to hold on to this lead.
Bro, I kind of want to draw some blood here though.
here though I'm feeling vicious let's threaten that horse you got to move that
horse now you have to be that horse I got the horses in the bag you gotta move
that horse bro you don't have it up you gotta move he loses one of his horses
no matter what he does no matter what he does he loses one of his horses the
waiter ain't came down the other day see that's fine not a threatening
position at all and boom your horse is gone dude a dash and I gotta really pay
more attention no I like I gotta pay more fucking attention fuck bro it's so
un-difficult though okay it's fine we're still up seven we're still in the
We're still on the lead.
We still have a commanding lead plus five.
Remember bro, wait but what if Chat, what if I have more points than him?
But I run out of time.
Do I lose?
I gotta start playing fast now.
I'm gonna play, I'm gonna make a lot of mistakes now.
Chat, what happens?
Thank you for the bishop.
I mean bro, what are you, like a bot?
Are you actually a bot?
I'm gonna move fast so I don't lose on time.
I gotta get my bishop involved.
Dude, a dash hit and a whip.
I gotta win on time here.
Boom, now my bishop can trade my rook.
My rook is so protected.
The bishop can kill whatever kills the rook
and my horse can kill whatever kills the rook.
I've never been more protected in my life.
boom here wait let's go rook for rook I don't give a fuck I'm down we can go
rook for rook I'm gonna wipe out all of his phones this guy's fucked there's
nothing this guy could do to beat me there's not a single universe where I
lose to this human this guy's absolutely fucked I'm about to be winning
on time to you okay interesting play by him
Yeah bro, I'm just gonna take all your chips. I don't really know what to tell you. I feel bad, but I really don't.
I'm just gonna take all your chips, dude. I'm gonna check him if he moves his ruck.
He can't do anything. There's nothing he could do.
Ooh, that's something he could do.
His paws in trouble.
I gotta think, how do I check and make this fucker out of this position?
You resign now.
Let's go!
You resign now.
Let's go!
There we go, chat!
There we go!
Come on, guys.
One more game.
I'm playing til I lose.
All right, let's go this guy's from India. Good luck. Good luck
Wait, is he doing what I think he's doing we have a softest you see it. Is he doing what I think he's doing
How do I stop this like that?
Well, he's gonna try to I think I know what he's trying to do
Good boy good boy, that's what I fucking thought what are you doing?
Wait, is he gonna... what's he planning?
Do something about that.
Please, let me know what you can do about that.
Oh my God, this guy's gonna check me, isn't he?
Wait, but my queen's protected.
All right, I'm plus four.
I'm playing so good today.
I don't know what's going on.
Also, my queen's protected by that bishop, the C8 bishop.
I'm going to start talking like a chess bro.
That C8 bishop is protected.
Now I'm going to go here to scare his queen.
You better move that queen, buddy.
No matter what you do over here, she will die, so you have to move her back.
Good boy.
I mean, we could just trade Queens. I don't know. We could trade Queens. Is there really
any point of trading Queens though? Not really. It's not like there's any point to trading
Queens. Because if I go here, he goes here, but then I go here. Trading Queens might be
better if I'm up points though. It might be good to get rid of a Queen if I'm
up. Wait, I could just threaten his queen. What's this guy doing? Oh my god. Is there
way I could check out of this? Please. Is there any way I could find a check here? Nah.
I'm just gonna threaten his queen again. I like to put a lot of pressure on those queens.
He has to move it back again. I'm trying to find a way to fucking check make this
This guy right now, all right.
I think I should start getting my bishop upfield.
That bishop protects.
I'm going to get my horses involved too.
I might castle now.
keep planning. Castle motherfucker. Chat why can't I can't castle. There we go I castle.
This guy's probably so shook as to what. Alright never mind. Okay. Castling's really good.
Now I'm going to put my rook here. This way my queen is so protected. I have three different
things that can kill. Interesting. He might go rook. I don't really know if I care though.
I guess I'll just do that. My bishop is safe. My bishop is safe. My queen is safe. My bishop
is safe and my queen is safe and both my horses are safe. All of my troops are safe. Okay.
That he could potentially, I'll do that, now my pawn is safe.
I need to start getting in a killing position here.
Okay, he's threatening my queen.
I think if I do this, I'm threatening his rook.
But it's not so much about threatening the rook.
It's more so about, I don't really know what I'm saying.
Focus.
Okay, I mean, horrible play by him.
There's gotta be a reason for such a terrible play.
I could just take his horse, right?
No, I'll lose my bishop.
What if I take this, I'm safe.
What the fuck's this guy doing?
I'm plus five.
I need to win on time though.
I'm trying to really get my rooks involved here.
My queen is protected by that bit.
What is this guy doing?
What is this guy doing?
Is this guy like the dumbest human I've ever met?
I think this guy's the dumbest human ever.
Bro, what are you doing?
He's trying to check me?
Oh no. Oh no wait no I'm good. I'm safe.
It's not even possible for me to lose this. The only way I lose if I completely choke, which I've done before.
I'm gonna threaten your rook really quick if you don't mind me, sir. Good boy.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
I have a plan! I have a plan! He just fucking sold! He's gonna move his king over and panic.
Wait, but now he has to lose his bishop, because he has to, or he's going to lose his rook.
Let's fucking get him!
Let's go well played, well played, yeah.
Now, his bishop's out of position.
Now I can take his rook!
I'm stuck!
I was a bank attention.
I was not paying attention, and I'm gonna lose now.
Like I'm the dumbest human being of all fucking time.
Yeah, Chad, I know I'm a dumb ass.
I know.
Shaisa, am I still winning?
I am, I guess, somehow, by the grace of God.
Okay, I don't really know how I'm supposed to win this.
I'm plus three, I have to win on time, I guess.
I'm so cooked.
I'm so fucking cooked.
I'm so fucking cooked.
I'm so fucking cooked.
Wait, surely it's a tie, right?
Is that checkmate? No, he can't checkmate me. There's no way this fucker checkmates me.
Oh, he's just gonna kill all my bishops. That's what he's gonna do. Okay.
Yep, I'm actually gonna lose.
I need to get his queen somehow by the grace of God.
Can I check him?
I can.
You're in check.
You're in check again.
You're in check again.
It's over, yeah, it's totally over now y'all.
I have to sign now.
I have to sign now.
Wait, he's in check.
Wait, I just did the best play possible.
Oh my god.
Wait, this guy's actually choking.
This guy's actually choking.
Um, this guy's literally fumbling the bag.
I'm fumbling harder though.
I don't know what to do.
Shazza.
Shazza!
Please choke.
Just mess up.
Somehow checkmate yourself.
Ah!
Ah!
I'm just a boy, taken out of my ass!
Please take it out of my giant, gaping ass!
Chess is so fun, but I'm so bad!
Chess literally called that guy the dumbest human ever, and then I lost.
Bara!
100 Elo Cinema.
Don't worry, I'm going to play chess every day, and I'm going to get good.
Trust me, bro.
You could have stalemated?
Vass!
I could have stalemated it?
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, send in Clips!
We haven't done clips in a minute!
Chat send in clips, sorry, send in some clips guys!
Duh-duh-dah-duh-dah-dah-dah-dah man.
Chat chat to you spongebob, I'm so bad!
I brought any golf to actually help me bro,
like that as Gotham please bro please help me chat please bro tell Gotham to
reply to my DM bro please like I need help I need fucking help bro I'm a
hundred kilo bro like please Gotham like bro I'll give you my heart and soul
please coach me
Kato thinking we're the five sub-Kato, Boston thinking it's worth it, a chess arc would
be fire, it would bro but I gotta actually get better, I'm shit at chess.
He reacted to you, I know we watched yesterday, we watched yesterday, CHAT SENT IN CLIPS!
The waiter ain't came down the other day in Byron Bay.
Understatement of the century.
Yo chat, how bad am I at chats on a scale of one to 10?
Is that Dwayne The Rock Johnson in Fortnite?
All right!
What even is that, bro?
Is that fucking Dwayne The Rock Johnson?
Bro, can my camera work, please?
Can my camera fucking work, please?
Do my camera work?
You look bigger, bro.
Oh, yo, somebody say something positive!
What do you mean I look bigger?
What the fuck are you saying?
Next, or no, sorry, first clip of the day.
Don't tell me it's going to be one of these days.
Don't tell me it's going to be one of these fucking days, please.
Don't tell me it's going to be one of these days.
You look so cute, Jensy.
Thank you, bro.
Thanks, man.
Nice pimple on your nose.
Goddamn it, I actually had a pimple on my nose.
I thought that guy was trolling for a second, bro.
I felt like I was trolling for a sec.
So we haven't even started clips, right?
We haven't even begun.
We haven't even begun clips
and I already know what type of day today's gonna be.
Also, bro, like I'm telling you, bro,
The YouTube comments have been getting worse, bro.
I don't walk into random CVSs and send kids flying.
I don't randomly assault people.
Here we go.
First clip of the day.
Everybody lock in.
Okay, stop.
I already love that you're on cameras.
Now, the only thing that can make this better
is instead of you getting on cams, tell Cabera,
hey, Cabera, get off TikTok and get on cams.
That's what we're going to do next time.
Why does my face can't do this?
Hi guys, can you zoom in my camera?
I'm about to have an aneurysm.
I'm about to have an aneurysm trying to corrupt this.
Okay, stop, I know this is a low rank.
Why are we pruning on the floor, man?
Why are we pruning on the floor?
Get off the floor!
Pruning is the la-
Hi guys, I don't want you to zoom it in directly on my temple.
Can you zoom it back a little bit? Thanks!
Pruning in Rainbow Six Seed is the loudest sound cue that you could possibly produce, bro.
I don't ever want to see this bullshit out of you again.
Got it, right?
Honestly, Dabby, do whatever you want. I was not familiar with your game.
I believe I heard the sound.
I believe I heard the sound that means that I make a bad is planting in b-side
I'm such a fucking virgin. I told you that a planting I knew it
We got to work on our reaction to sound cues your reaction to sound cues are absolutely terrible
Diffuse so look bro. I'm gonna get this clip of zero out of time, bro. One. Why are we are we crawling to horrible rain?
Three bad reaction to sound cues
Is that Jinx see if he locked in
Jinx see if he locked in now Chad, I'm gonna be honest, bro
Some people might say this is AI
That is a real image. Yeah, that is a real image. That is not a
Yeah, that is a very real image of me.
Tubby, shut up!
Okay, 3v5 scenario.
I love that you're on Brava.
Oh my God, he yellow pinged.
I'm so wet right now.
Thank you so much for not rampaging.
I have a good feeling about today.
I have a feeling we're gonna have good clips.
What is Mitchell doing? Like in what rank is that acceptable?
Actually, actually good aim. Wait, are you gonna ace?
down to one friendly are you gonna ace
got the diffuser you gotta got the diffuser only with around two of them
nice one v3 scenario
Why would you jump your drone?
You just gave away the stealth aspect!
That was supposed to be stealthy!
Did you just try- Did you just try to hack a Thunderbird?
Alright, so all of the good things that you did right there just went right out the
window, bro.
Every single good thing that you just did went right out the window.
What is Thor doing?
Does anyone in this lobby have brain cells?
Good day.
I'm not even gonna lie, your aim is good.
But if I ever see you try to hack a Thunderbird again, I'll slap you across the face.
operator standing. 1v1. Blanket and bomba. Blanket and bomba. Alright. I'm not gonna lie,
this guy's name is good. This guy's name is good. I'm not even gonna hold you. This guy's
name is good. Dominic and Papi, take it over to VARO. Epic, take it over. That's a nice view.
That's a nice view, bro. I'm gonna give that clip up. Dare I say 7 out of 10? Dare I say
I mean, I'm not gonna lie, it was a solid clip.
But you know what, bro?
I'm gonna go 6 out of 10 because you tried to hack a Thunderbird.
I don't know what type of shit was going through your head.
I don't ever want to see that again.
Okay?
Next, I'm gonna make a comment from Epicduck.
Stop!
Love that you're prepping cams.
This is what I'm talking about.
Things like this, prepping a camera on your entry point,
is what puts you in champion lobbies.
he's beast dog thank you for the five gifts it put it inside me he's gonna
ran into top square this could be a champion player I'm not even kidding
this could actually be a champion player and he has the jinx each arm brother
Let's just make sweet tender love
Yes
Okay, I love every single thing you've done in this clip
You're probably champ you prepped a can and you took space immediately because you know it was clear because you practice him
And look bandit looks like I idiot with his pants down bandits completely and totally lost
camera camera on you
Really good recoil control. Okay, this guy's definitely champion. I'm not truly
camera on you
Oh, he's feeling it. He just walked right in he's feeling it
I'm not even alive this guy is insane
All of those kills happened because you prepped a camp.
It's literally that simple, bro.
None of that would have happened if you did not prep the camp.
Shiggy with the tier one, PB with the prime, W, Duck in the chat.
Doc I'm gonna be honest. I'm giving that a 8.3 out of 10. I I kind of
Like I'm gonna be honest broke. Can I be honest with you? I
Low-key want to say 9 out of 10
But I don't think you should have walked through the Aruni and into the Lucy without droning
But I understand you were feeling it and you were going for the clip
Trust bro. I understand
DTB thank you for your one DTB. Love you bro. Appreciate you my guy
I appreciate you my god. W to be given to the chat
Jin see it's time for you to complete one piece after attack on Titan. What is this? What is this?
One piece has a video game
If you can reunite with the pirate you killed, you're the Dragon's son.
You! You red-headed bastard!
Odie would just want to get to the Odie, bend me over.
What is this, SPOILERS?
IS THIS SPOILERS?
IS THIS SPOILERS?
AHHHHHH THE SPOILERS BRO!
WHAT?!
Yo, this image is severely edited chat.
I was not actually this small in real life.
This image was severely edited.
I was not actually this small in real life.
EVO CHUG. What do you mean EVO CHUG, bro? What the fuck are you saying, bro?
What the fuck are you saying, bro?
Horrible lane. I'm gonna be honest, bro. You clipped this?
Wait, I think that's a diamond charm.
Maybe I was a little too quick to judge.
Good movement.
got it close right close right wait you can just put a breach charge on the wall
If you breach the wall, you would have broken shield, but whatever.
Blanta de bomba! Blanta de bomba!
Why does that diamond charm look like a diorado?
Alright!
My show! What are you doing?
You're laying in the shower stalls?
GOOBEL, they've reached your one, GOOBEL.
Jinxy, you're cool.
Go to the Philippines, the game is called AMBER ALERT.
What?
What?
React Homeboy?
Mogged.
Mike Evans got traded.
Wait, do you mean like...
traded it wait do you mean like are you talking about when he got traded to the
49ers are you talking about the 49ers traded it tell me exactly what you're
talking about tell me exactly what you what are you talking about exactly next
to what they from suddenly next to what it was Saturday what exactly are you
saying bro what exactly are you saying
it was sunny
this is probably gold this is gold this is gold
This is for sure gold.
I want to retract my statement.
You can do whatever you want to my ass.
You owe me that.
You owe me that.
Check your YouTube chat.
What's my, like what did my, like my YouTube stream?
We need mods, we need mods in the YouTube chat, we need mods in the YouTube chat, we need
mods in the YouTube chat.
Now!
Right now!
You suck at chess.
Yeah bro, I know I suck at chess.
I'm trying to get better at chess.
Shut up!
like I'm aware that I suck at chess bro you don't break somebody down you build
them up you build them up bro build them up bro we need bro we need um we
need we need people in there we need people in the YouTube chat react to
this what is this UFC 5
Music, L music, what is, somebody's walkout?
Balls.
So balls, that's your walkout.
Who are you fighting, who are you fighting?
Let me guess, let me fucking guess, bro.
Let me fucking guess, bro
Let me guess
Let me guess bro. Is that me?
Let me get you
I am not fat. I'm literally skinny, bro. What's the name?
Look at this shit, bro
JXC Stewart Florida USA hometown. So first off, Florida's not a town
Like let's get that straight. Florida's not a town, bro. Florida's a state
I don't look like this. I'm not a bald fat alien. I'm not a bald fat alien bro. Shut up.
It's honestly annoying bro. I don't see any real images of me ever. I never see any real images of me bro.
Calamity, think of it as a one.
JQB, think of it as a one.
That's not accurate! SHUT UP!
Next up in the day, we got some Striker gameplay.
First off, I love this angle.
You're going to be able to see his toes. Easy kill.
Horrible name. Plant! You don't have to use her. Oh my god.
At the Bodger! What? 7 out of 10. 7 out of 10. Yo, mods! Help me in the chat!
horrible name but you did get a buzzer beater
MOTTAHELP TIME TO BE OUT!
enough with this y'all
Jesus Christ!
You're gonna drone this, right? You better drone this!
Thank you. See, who's a good kitten for daddy?
I'm sorry, that's weird. I apologize. Alright, that's not who I am.
Listen, bro. Love the fact that you're droning. Keep it up.
Why did somebody in the chat type me?
Mom, just banning! Bro, it was a joke! I don't want any kittens!
So you lazy drone, you lazy MOTHER!
Bro, the whole point of droning is to drone every corner of the room, not drone half of
the room and then wonder why you're in silver.
No more lazy droning 2026, yeah?
Brother, why don't you just use your twitch drone to break the bulletproof?
You hear him!
You hear him!
You heard him!
There's somebody behind the vending machine.
I swear to God.
You hear him! You hear him! You heard him!
There's somebody behind the vending machine. I swear to God.
No one, you're right! Right! Right!
There he is, right there.
De-seray. Not good, not bad, kind of mediocre.
The Joker.
Inside?
Wait, just wait for the smoke to clear then plant.
Wait for the smoke to clear.
What are you doing?
Why are you not planting?
Plant!
Plant!
Alright.
Blank!
Alright.
So you walked in front of somebody on a camera and they didn't even know you were there.
Bazaarack!
So you walked in front of a camera.
Uh, 3 out of 10, bro.
It's a 5v2 scenario and you're so undisciplined that you walk in front of two cameras to go
for a kill.
You greedy bastard!
See Fatty, think about it, it's your mom, Fatty.
Walrus, think about it, find yourself Walrus, escort, think about it, it's your mom,
escort.
How about it, only good today?
4v3 scenario, let's see what we're cooking with.
4v3 Scenario, let's see what we're cooking with.
You have a drone!
You have a drone!
Good kick.
You notice I'm pretty fired for the Frostmatt?
Say, only high ranks are doing that, it's not a single low rank who's pre-firing a frostman.
These guys probably a high rank.
This is already potential.
He's aiming at head level as well.
There's a 20% chance this guy's champ.
25% chance this guy's champ.
Okay, look at his crosshair placement.
This guy's crosshair placement is perfect.
Uhhh, 50% chances, guys, Sam.
Okay, look at the quick, peak, 70% chances, guys, Sam.
Gonna win this to suit the reason why it's...
80% chances, guys, Sam!
On your right, he knows.
Okay.
100% chances, guys, Sam!
Oh, sorry.
Best clip of the day, I'm careful.
BEST NO! BEST CLIP OF THE DAY!
That is the best clip of the day.
I'm not even gonna lie.
BEST clip of the day.
Potentially best clip of the week.
MAUMI!
That's my stupid today about it. Good luck, bro. Everything about that was so good
Everything about this clip was so good, bro. Oh my god
Everything about that clip was so good, bro
Now shout I don't think that guy was in Chad that guy wasn't in that guy was in that guy was all right
That's a 9.4 out of 10. I don't think anything surprises that
If it was like a 1v4 I would have given him a 10 out of 10, but a 1v3 it can't really be a 10 out of 10
But I'm gonna be honest 9.4
Next give it a day
Like what are they doing like what are they doing? It's like
Okay, knocking him with three bullets was actually or a good reaction to the sound cue
Wait a minute that was like a very good clip five kills in five seconds
8.3 out of 10. Wait, why is this processing good?
It wasn't as good as the 1v3, I liked the 1v3 a little bit more, but brother, this clip session has a lot of potential here, chat.
We haven't done a clip session like a week, maybe over a week.
This has a lot of potential. Y'all have been cooking this week, chat.
Did you open any gold yesterday?
I can't even tell if you're trolling or not.
No, we didn't open cases yesterday.
We did a big slice of KCS today.
Next coming in today coming in from real Jack.
Next coming in today coming in from real Jack.
Paul, guys.
What an absolute delinquent, just sitting there grabbing people.
What an absolute delinquent.
Bahra!
Yo, this might be the laggiest clip I've ever been sent, real jack.
Like, real jack, I'm gonna give it a buck with you, bro.
Did you even watch this clip before you sent it in?
Literally.
I just, I don't understand these profile pictures.
Bink, think of it as a prime sub.
Cosmic Chill, think of it as your one.
Neon Kitty, think of it as your one.
What do you mean, mogged, bro?
What do you mean, fucking mogged, bro?
What the hell does that even mean?
Next episode of the day.
Okay, this is like flat maximum maximum
Never mind
Never mind you owed me
Never mind, you absolutely owe me.
Like, oh my god, 7 out of 10?
With all due respect, chat, can we please stop
editing my face onto iSpice guys?
Like, please. I don't know.
Guys, please stop sexualizing me.
Like, chat, come on, gal.
Guys, seriously, guys, come on, dude, come on.
Next to me they come in from Zanny some solar skin play
Okay, you can just tell by how he's put picking this is probably a high rank. I'm not even gonna
You could just tell by how he's put big each other this boundary I rank I'm not even gonna
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
What the fuck!
What the fuck?
Oh boy, last opportunity.
He wall banged the last guy. He wall banged the last guy. He wall banged the last guy.
He wall banged the last guy. Alright, that's messed up a bit of the day.
I don't care. That actually beats the 1v3.
Um, best clip of the day, Daddy. Best clip of the day. My God!
Bro, that's best clip of the day. He quit peaked two people, wall banged the third guy and shit on another guy.
That was actually disgusting.
Is this clips? Bro, what do you think, bro? What do you think this is, bro?
Of course this is clips, dog. Of course, dog.
All right guys next a bit of a chat everybody lucky and y'all next to but it a coming in from the brawn
Bro, let me check it out, bro
Stop you already know this is a mo-rank because of the car. He's using bro bro. No high ranks use this car
He actually got a lot of power on that shot
Dinksy, can you date my mom?
Nope.
Oh my god!
Alright, Robert, be honest bro, like y'all are all better than me, yeah.
Guys, like guys, are we serious guys?
Jack, what do you mean, mug?
Guys, put it on a shirt, y'all.
Look dude, if you're gonna play games bro, like at least put on a shirt dude.
Put on a shirt.
Posture mug, frame mug.
Chat, I did not get frame mugged by that little kid, but it's a little kid.
I have never in my life seen a good player.
suppressor on ash. My expectations are low.
Good grenade! Really good grenade, actually.
Okay, you're not that bad.
You're not that bad.
Break the camera, maybe?
You're not that bad, bro.
You're not that bad.
I'm gonna go like...
I mean, guys, come on, guys, I'm gonna need y'all to let it go!
Let it go, y'all. I don't look like that. I'm not an army of spermheads.
Maxi, what are you doing?
Wait, so the clip is you being knocked?
I'm confused. Where's the clip if you're dead?
I'm a friendly operator remaining.
This is copper.
Ah-ha!
You listening to me?
I guarantee you this is copper.
The bathroom door is barricaded and there's no gym rotate.
Somebody said dirt.
Yeah, I-you might be right.
Ah, poor Eliminator.
So, that's poor.
Little Timmy.
What was the point of clipping this?
His Gamer Tag's literally Little Timmy.
Little Timmy, Little Timmy.
What was the point of clipping that, bro?
It's you dying.
Did you send the wrong clip?
Yeah, so, Chad, let me be clear when I say this.
If you think this image is real, you're literally three years old.
Guys, the vape is floating. It's not even being held up by anything.
Um, I don't vape. Again, chat, I don't vape.
Have I vape at any point in my life? Sure. Sure. Maybe. Maybe.
Guys, do I frequently vape? Do I vape every day? No.
Have I vape in months? No.
It's a floater. Yeah, guys, vapes don't float, guys. Vapes don't float.
They don't just float in midair.
VJ, I think we're in tier one.
So, you clipped yourself 1v1ing your friend, I think?
Bet?
Let me get this straight.
So, his head was in the center of your crosshair.
Right here.
So, you see his head.
So, like, all you gotta do is move your sight down 0.1 foot and you get a free headshot.
But what do you do?
Barra!
Um, I don't even think this is copper, I'm gonna be honest.
If I were to ever have you on my team in ranked, I would actually light my console on fire,
I'm not kidding.
Force 28 with the five gifted subs.
She don't, what did I do?
Yeah, bro, that was a horrible clip.
I'm Diamond One.
Sad, let's suck it out.
I'm Diamond One, let's see.
I've never heard of this.
What is this game?
Death Stranding?
Is this the walking dead?
What was that?
What was that?
of the year I've never even heard of that game. Was Daryl about a goon at the end? I
don't even know what that was. What was that, bro? Jinxie, I'm your son. Uh, no, no, I don't
know. Maybe somebody told you that, bro. I don't have a son, dude. Bro, I don't have
a son, dude. I don't know who told you that, but no, you're not my son. I don't
have a son. It's not walking dead. Yeah, but that's Daryl. Is that not Daryl?
Bonnie blue, yeah, down to one friendly.
1v2 scenario, match point, 20 seconds on the line. You don't have the diffuser. Let's see what you're made of.
15 seconds remaining.
You gotta get in the building man, there's 8 seconds!
Get in the building!
I thought that was bad.
I'm 4 eliminated.
A-BROCK!
You're the luckiest player ever!
You just got two fully blinded kills!
In bronze!
Brother, two fully blinded kills.
I've actually seen it all.
I'm not trolling. Wow!
GW Slope coming in. Clip here.
Next Clip of the Day coming in from my boy Slope.
Check it out.
Next Clip of the Day.
GTA. Ooh, GTA. This reminds me...
I gotta do my GTA Marathon before GTA 6 comes out, bro.
We gotta play that story mode.
Red Dead was beat!
Is that Corvette as a police car? But it's not called Corvette.
Cockpit?
Chat, I don't know when but I gotta play my GTA 5 marathon before GTA 6 comes out. Play the whole game.
Bro, this clip's buffering. I'm sorry, bro. You just got really bad RMG.
You got real like really bad RMZ
Riley third leg think it with the prime stuff after pookie think over the prime stuff
Mr. Cuddles think we're the 1k betadays, bro
Mr. Cuddles again one cabinet is I'm bouncing on that shit junko wharf think about the problem
Do it tomorrow guys. I don't know when I'm gonna do it, but it's gonna happen
Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I strongly disagree with this. Why don't you have asked know this up for you?
Maybe he's solo queueing no chat. Maybe he's solo queueing
Wait, there's two of them outside what's happening? What's happening?
Hey, bro, they're not outside anymore. What are you looking at?
Down to one friendly.
You got this, bro.
I promise you can win this. I swear to God!
There's going to be an echo drone on you.
1v4 scenario. You do have to fuse her.
1v4.
Great!
Sweet mother of pearl!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I didn't want to watch this.
I didn't want to.
Bawr!
Why is a Rooney in fucking Narnia?
He's actually gonna win.
He's actually gonna win. Wow.
Alright, it all makes perfect sense.
I was wondering what the fuck was going on in that clip.
It all makes perfect sense now.
Look, well, everything checks out.
The questions that I had about this clip, it all makes perfect sense, y'all.
Let's get to it, MacLeod.
We are in the depths of bronze.
We are in the depths of bronze, bro.
I mean that was one of the worst things I've ever seen.
1v4 react home slice.
Don't home slice me, bro.
I'm out of shit myself.
Oh, I drank too much coffee this morning, Chad.
Ah, shit, fuck.
Chad, anybody here like Cappuccinos?
Type of me if you like Cappuccinos.
I think Cappuccinos are my go-to.
Deadass.
Okay, so this clip, it's you spectating your teammate.
It's not even you playing.
He's on glass, but he is at the top of the leaderboard.
Flank, flank, flank, flank!
This is going to be a rough clip.
Are you gonna scope in her?
No fucking way.
There's no fucking way!
I've never seen someone do that.
He's playing zombies.
He's not even trying to scope in.
Scope in your guns!
Oh!
No, that's a voice message.
I actually don't care.
That is a voice message right now!
Of course, this is his game attack.
Of course, this is his game attack.
Here he is right here.
Of course, he chose this.
Yo, Thunderbot, how's it going?
Is this your first day on planet Earth?
Because if not, I just stumbled across a clip of you 1v4'ing on coastline as Capitile,
where you saw two enemies and didn't scope in a singular time.
Thunderbot, if you ever plan on showing your face on Rainbow Six Seeds again, scope in your
firearm!
That's the worst, that is the worst individual player of the day.
Guys, he sees an enemy and just runs at him.
Like, what is that?
Full magazine!
Full magazine!
Seeds an enemy and just starts sprinting at him.
What is that?
Doc killed it? What do you mean rewatch it?
Doc stimmed him? What? I didn't even notice that. I didn't even notice that part of the
clip. Flizz, thank you very much. Flizz, appreciate you.
Autism Spectrum. Yo bro, where's your clip at? Don't act like you can do better.
don't hate on others. I'm not hating on others. I'm your kid. All right, this guy's mentally ill.
I'm not hating on others, bro. When people send in clips, they're fully prepared to be scrutinized.
I'm a coach, bro. I'm a vicious, brutal coach, bro. But even today, the vicious, brutal coaches
like yield the best results. That's facts. Tips lit for me. I don't even know if I want to
watch this guy's clip around your nose looks your nose looks like a boss G
So Ace, I have a question for you.
Did you ace the main wall or not?
You hear him right there.
Yep.
So, let me give you some advice.
I love that you shot your gun to mask the noise of you dropping, but instead of ramming your
drone into the cabinet, you could have just heard him and then pre-aimed him, but you
made so much noise with your drone that he might know you're coming now.
I
Got a guy
You could punch the mic, okay, I'm if you want
No one's flanking bro, what are you doing?
If I was you I would punch them up!
Wait, somebody was flanking.
Oh my god.
Jinx, your eyebrows look like quotation marks, boggles.
Are you mentally ill, brother?
They don't look anything like a quotation mark.
Like what?
Great flash.
Inside.
Got an A.
Planted a bomba.
Planted a bomba.
Planted a bomba.
Throws the ace charge to mask the noise of implanting.
Not bad, kid.
Hey, not bad, kid.
That's my type of play. I'm not even gonna hold you! That's my type of play!
Wait, what?
I'm not gonna lie to you, bro. You might be the best bronze I've ever seen in my life.
I'm not even gonna laugh best bronze ever hands down without a doubt
Mommy
She's so bad
Look bro, um, I forgot what I was saying completely. Oh, yeah, bro. Listen, dude
Just because you're in bronze doesn't define you. That was a really good clip brother for like a bronze, bro
I'm gonna keep it a beam that was a very good clip. I'm not even gonna lie. That was a very good clip
legitimately, bro, like I'm gonna for a bronze. I'm gonna give you a title attack
Ricky with the prime stuff carnage with the prime stuff Blake with the follow Mason with the follow
Well, congrats with the photo.
Chat, pre-share all the new followers, man.
Hope y'all have enjoyed your stay.
And this is your first stream ever, man.
Welcome to another channel.
Hope y'all have a beautiful,
fantastic time and it's an amazing time.
The end of the channel.
Steezy, thank you for your one subscription, Steezy.
Jarrett, thank you for the prime sub, Jarrett.
Beta, thank you for the prime sub, Beta.
Your eyes look like Valkyrie cameras.
Okay, that's kind of a compliment, bro.
Valkyrie cameras are like nice and colorful.
I'm champion, Tobiata.
So this guy doesn't send a clip
and then says, hurry up, I got places to be,
but we're doing clips.
So he says, watch this, rape my clip.
Yeah, he never sent a clip.
Is this guy fucking serious?
Hurry up, I got places to be
and he never sends in a clip.
Is this real life, bro?
Is this actually, are you actually this fucking stupid?
Are you actually this fucking dumb, bro?
What is the clip I don't even understand I don't understand true gaming think about a twitch pass gives it true gaming
FDC
King Thanos taking the bottle.
King Thanos taking the bottle.
Okay, this is yet another clip where somebody is spectating their teammates.
I'm guessing a lot of y'all solo queue and you guys have brain dead teammates.
Which, hey, happens to everybody.
Who are we watching though in the clip here? Is it Thatcher?
I guess it's Patrick.
Deploying calls, don't look.
The user is no longer-
Hey, uh, wow.
I actually have no words, bro.
I legitimately have no words for y'all, man.
That is terrifying.
I have no words bro. Matt think of it prime David thinking about a pay to get a bottle Cody thinking about a
Hero gets her with the tier one
She got yeah, bro if that was my teammate brah, I'm just gonna shut off my console brah. There is nothing you could do man
Nothing you could do in that scenario y'all legitimately
The waiter ain't came down the other day in Byron Bay
You sent me a call of duty clip.
You sent me a call of duty clip in 2026.
This better be good.
Did you miss the ladder, bro?
Ooh, I do miss YY.
That's one thing I miss about Cobb.
Bro, Siege it out in YY.
So like where does that animation?
why why you speak I do miss why why yeah so you saw me so is this like war zone or
something he just dropped your stuff
so
holy movement I'm not even gonna buy your movements crazy
I'm enjoying myself
Holy movement nah that was clean holy movement bro. Oh my god
You know what bro, I'll let this one slide to him
Dude, okay, this guy is fucking aura. I'm not even gonna lie this guy is aura
It's a pre-recorded animation, he doesn't control it. Yeah, I know it's the animation. I'm talking about the movement
Boggles, is there a boulder in your ass?
I'm talking about his movement, bro
His movement why do you think we're to one?
Bro, that was just luck, bro.
That was pure luck.
You didn't need to do that.
Watch Joe?
What do you mean?
Why is everybody talking about Joe?
Watch Joe?
I said Joe's twerking?
WHAT THE FUCK?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
WHAT WAS THAT?!
Why is Joe twerking?
I can't believe I just witnessed that.
That feels like really weird.
Okay, I'm going to be honest, bro.
I'd love some cavera gameplay.
I'm not even going to hold you, bro.
I'd love some cavera gameplay.
I'm not against this.
No way! Oh my god it's Jason Bore!
Get out of there kid! Get out of there!
What is happening? Actually what is happening?
He's playing knife only at Siege.
He's playing knife only at Siege.
This is the most ore I've ever felt!
wait for the rest oh my god I'm absolutely flabbergasted
best of a day but what the fuck is this I'm not the thumb from spy kids guys
Best of the day, but what the fuck is this?
Alright chat, W clip session nonetheless.
Now chat, it might be time for some toxic 1v1s, and then maybe we jump on Valorant.
the way the rain came down the other day in Byron Bay, chat, toxic 1v1s in siege.
Who thinks they could have beat me bro?
Who thinks they could have beat me?
Dad, it us.
Who thinks they could have beat me bro?
Be honest.
Who thinks they could have beat me bro?
Dad, it us.
Type the gamer tag in the chat if you could beat me.
You're so bad kid.
Alright.
No Val?
I might get on Val for a little bit.
I might get on Val.
Bro, I've been itching to play Val bro.
I've been itching to play Val bro.
I've gotten two aces in three days.
I'm a natural fucking player.
I'm a natural player, but we are doing cases tonight.
I'm not gonna forget.
We're doing 200 cases tonight, lot.
Who wants to 1v1 me, bro?
Dead ass, bro.
Like 1v1 me, 1v1 me, 1v1 me.
I'm slamming you all back.
All right, it's fine, it's got.
It's about it, it's got, it's about it, it's got.
Who wants some of this work, bruh?
Ah, about to shit myself.
Your garbage juice.
Who is Swayze, bruh?
You only beat me by one round, you're not good, kid. I don't remember playing this guy.
God. 1v1 me for 20 gifted.
You're horrible.
What?
So wait, join the party, bro.
Stop talking shit.
I'm just joining.
Who is this?
Who the fuck is this?
Who is this, bro?
So you thought, is you have an Angel Reese PFB?
Yo, bro, have we played before, bro?
We played before like a year ago your trash you want to be my one round, okay?
Bro, can I like just like talk to you about your messages for a minute if I may
Yeah, what's up?
So here let me get you in the game, bro
Let me invite you to the game and I'm gonna just go through your messages, bro
And you like you know because these are all things you've said bro, so let's just go for your messages, dude
All right, let me let me let you here. I'm not a job at you
Why are you what's what does that mean? What does that mean bro? Who are you feeling like huh?
Look bro, can I talk to you like man-to-man bro?
No.
Okay.
I heard the game bozo.
Okay.
Don't, don't bozo me.
So Swayze, let's read your messages shall we?
Your garbage juice.
You're horrible.
1v1 me for 20 gifted.
1v1 me for 100 dollars.
You're not good kid.
You only beat me by one round.
This is like literally two weeks ago.
1v1, stop being so scary.
You're terrible actually.
You're not good.
It's actually sad you misspelled hips.
No for real.
Why are you scared? You're actually terrible. I see out of Mayo. You're actually terrible
You only beat me one time by luck always ducking a challenge. So you're calling yourself a challenge
It's your terrible. Remember. This is December. So bro
The defense are from December. Let's keep going ducking the real challenge
I see play me stop ducking put money on it trash
You're terrible you beat me guy one round. I will dog walk you your trash
I want my rematch again in December
Free band up to the taking why duck 24-7 stop ducking. What's wrong stop ducking? You're free play me Bob
Just pay up now. It's not healthy to duck imagine ducking for so long brother. These messages stretch on this is from seven months ago
Like, this is what it was from 10 months ago.
You're free ducking the 1v1.
1v1 me plumber.
1v1 free band.
9 months ago.
Like, what are these messages?
Play the game for 5 years and you're still dooky.
Read 7.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're still yapping, kid.
Y'all, it's gotta be A.
Bro, I'm gonna keep it a buck, what you wrote?
This is mental illness. Bro, you've been begging me to 1v1 you for over a year. Why do you think you're better than me?
You've only said I beat you by one the last time you played, right?
Yeah.
So I beat you, but you're better than me. How does that make any sense?
Can't hear you reinforcing, sorry.
So, Swayze, I have a couple of questions for you, bro.
So why don't you message me for a year straight twist?
Come on, we want you.
Swace?
Swace, get in there.
Yeah, okay, you do.
Bozo, okay.
Swace, why don't you message me for a year straight, Swace?
Come on, Baron, didn't you?
That doesn't make any sense.
You lost to me when we won the one.
How are you better than me?
I see you didn't reinforce the hatch, I took the whole pot mistake.
You located the box.
legitimately what are you doing
he's just scared of me bro
it's like impressive how fucking bad you are
You've been asking to wait for a year, bro!
You close range of the shotting and you fall back!
You're terrified of me!
Oh my God!
Closer range of the shotting and you give up space!
Bro, you've been asking me to 1v1 you for a year.
Don't get back to over at table right now.
Please, bro.
You've been waiting for this, bro.
Please don't get back to over at table.
You've been hating in messages for a year.
Please don't get back to over at table, bro.
That would be sad, legitimately.
So what happened in round one?
I'm trash, I'm terrible, I'm garbage juice, as you said.
What happened in round one?
I'm actually curious.
Muted.
Oh, now, oh, I'm muted.
Now you know.
Bro, Swayze, come on, bro, talk to me, bro.
You were talking for a year straight, bro.
Now we're in the party.
Why can't we talk anymore?
Why can't we talk anymore?
All right, Chad, I guarantee you as soon as he kills me, he's going to jump on the mic.
I guarantee you, I don't know how these haters are about this game, bro.
Bro, as soon as you kill me, you can probably hear me right now, bro.
Secure the bomb.
Yeah, I do.
Oh, you do.
You do.
So, bro, space, the only thing, can you make me one promise, bro?
Just keep the same attitude the whole time, keep the same attitude, man.
Keep the same attitude the whole time. Could you do that for me?
Cause this is not going to be clubs, bro.
Wait, but I'm garbage, right? So why are you losing right now?
You're losing to a garbage player, so does that mean that-
One round, one round, you're trash, you're trash, you're trash, you're fat, you sound like you out of breath.
Does that mean that you're trash or you're losing to a trash player?
like I'm just asking for a friend if you're losing to a garbage player does
that mean that you're like the like particles that make up garbage or
something
I got a bigger dot.
Nice prep cam, bro.
This way is still confident right now?
Very.
How confident on a scale of one to ten?
You don't sound confident, bro.
You sound scared.
I'm waiting for when you're gonna
stop talking shit I mean I've been waiting for a year about what's going on
look bro you know I'm like what you know I'm like 25 miles better than you
right yeah my first bullet headshot was luck yep I like heard you aimed at
head level and you walked right into my scope you know what you could have done
if you had brain cells you could have flashed me before swimming but you
don't have brain cells let me ban you I don't even need I don't even need a
I think this is going to be seven to two is my prediction, bro, but I'm garbage. I'm trash. So I
Guess I yeah, I guess it's just luck man
Six seven negative I've given it so everything all right, bro, you still feel confident
Hello Sways is your Mike working
So, how many times have you hit champ, bro?
Just wondering.
Once.
Oh.
Zero one-time champ, but you're better than a 20-time champ?
Carry 20-time champ.
So carry the champ, but I'm beating you in a 1v1.
That doesn't make any sense.
I'm sorry, that doesn't make any sense.
I don't have a team right now, and you're losing 2-0.
Can you explain that to me?
Two rounds.
Yeah, but none of the rounds have been close, so you're hiding in a corner with
bro why would you like bro you got a free you got a chance like 20 times and
then because what do you want give it like five years bro all right you're
not ready but getting champ once and hitting champ 20 times is two different
things bro all right get that straight bro please don't get 7-0 dude please
Wait, what kind of you are what kind of you are five seconds before insertion, right?
What are you?
What kind it's not like these chakka if I'm not mistaken it's either these chakka or navigates
Are you close on this floor?
I think you're close.
You're not close enough, you're good boy.
You know that's the black child.
You know that's the black child.
I'm going to be able to ying you the whole round, this is going to be bad, I'm going
of games you so much this round bro you're not going to be able to see anything I think
you're having kids huh no rotator that's horrible right then again you're a one-time
I think there weren't anything on the list.
Why is your body on the floor, Slice?
Why is your body on the floor, man?
So we're ying-ing.
Yeah, bro. I did ying-ing the way in man, even though I've won the first two rounds.
Have you shot- Have you landed a bullet on me yet or not?
I'm confused.
Swayze, what's going on, like cat cat cat your tongue, bro?
Swayze.
You're talking a lot of the messages. What's happening, bro?
What's happening?
I'm just gonna go a different operator every round, bro.
I'm just gonna go a different hop every round.
Like do I even have to chat a little bit?
Uh, Swayze, everything okay?
Hey, everything okay?
Swayze?
It's not a concentrate, but you're fat.
Bro, Swayze, I'm gonna be honest with you, you haven't been talking, maybe you'll play better if you talk more, bro.
Do you know what I mean?
if you talk less you know what you're right this whole round I'll be on my
okay and then we'll check back in at the end
I'm going to go.
Your location has been compromised.
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the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
of
got a 50 seconds
friendly and victorious
so space, that guy was muted, so what happened?
honestly bro, we can strap this shit up now if you want
what did you feel?
twist?
we can just wrap it up now if we want
Bazzara
Leo thinking about it all
It's it's satisfying every time James. He's good into give it a 200 minutes. Appreciate it
Pause I gotta get food
What up sort of play now sort of that fun
Let's go.
Let's think, let's think, let's think, let's think.
This app can be fun.
Deimos? Deimos is kind of chapped in 1v1s I think.
I like demos for like road clearing, but I don't really like it for like 1v1s because like they just know where I am the whole time
And then I just have a shitty pistol.
Yeah, this is a fun operator, I don't care. This is fun. Now we're talking.
Now we're talking! So wait, let's go around there. Well, I'm stuck in here anymore, bro.
I'm garbage juice.
I'm horrible. I'm fat.
I'm ducking.
Bazaara!
A bomb must be located at the end of you.
The bomb has been located.
You know I'm inside, right?
I don't think you actually know I'm in the fight.
Plant down.
The user is active, protected at all costs.
That hurt, didn't it?
I mean, like bro, just leave, just leave, bro.
This is getting more and more embarrassing as we go on.
I mean, what do you mean you can't survive that? I'm sorry. Bro, just quit dude. Just leave the game.
I mean, you brought this down yourself, bro. You really wanted this 1v1. I don't know why.
You know I own you, right?
Look, bro, next time, bro, like just, you know, don't talk shit, bro.
Don't talk shit, dude.
Can we talk shit for, let's see, from February of 2025, so February 2nd, 2025 you talk shit.
And then literally you haven't stopped talking shit since March of 2026, so over a year,
like 13 months.
All you have to do is just not talk shit for a while, because it just took your
lost and moved on. What else do you want to get killed by this ground? Yo, Swayze is your
mic still working or not? It was working a couple minutes ago. Swayze is there any
you want to get killed by this round or just kind of whatever I'm feeling.
Secure the area. I'm going to go Thunderbird. I'm going to put the heal stations in kids
so you can get heals if you want to. Just got to get in there.
What a shot that can, that means a big window.
Are you six seven they divide gifted
Nice plan what you brought
I mean, you know I hear you every time you take a snap, right?
There is no catching me off guard, bro.
I heard you get a...
Did you leave?
Did you leave?
Oh man, that was really saddened by I got to the point where I was like, oh man,
Satisfied I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. God that was satisfied
Pay out real yeah one x champ verse 20 x champ, bro. Jack think about it. I appreciate it out gamer to give all of them
All right, let's go now cyber actually can't won't be one now cyber actually caught won't be one no shield
I mean that was that was so beautiful, bro
That was so beautiful that guy's never gonna talk shit to anyone ever again
Fucking great lace up. Think of it. It's your one misty big of it. It's your one
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
What is that? What type of intro?
Look, bro, I just warmed up against like some body with a barrel champ now
I saw I saw so now I'm ready to take it. That's a difference. I'm not interested no be but this is different for you
I don't need a warm up. I'm good. Okay, so we're already into it. Yeah, bro. Let me say this, please
You would have got seven oh, but you use shields last time. This is not you're not allowed to use shields
All right was actually about this. I'm making an agreement with you. Listen
No, she'll listen when I talk listen when I talk no, no, no shields for those I got steal
Look, I will love you to play no shotguns, but that's the corner. Can I get now?
I would admit me playing my tears a bitch move
Man to man, I won't play no shields, just won't be won.
Hands down, or are you a thousand?
I won't use shields whatsoever.
I don't know why I actually believed you.
I actually didn't believe you.
I don't know why I actually believed you.
Because I thought about this when I was in exactly early.
When you called me I was in exactly,
and I thought about this.
When I play him, why run shields?
I know I'm better than him without shields,
so why would I need to put a shield in front of my face?
May I intervene?
I was beating you six to zero
before you started using shields last time.
So are you better than me with the shields?
Okay, well last time I wasn't lucky.
What?
Like I could use that excuse anytime I ever lost, ever.
Bro, I did have my wallet.
You got chid on, period.
I wasn't sitting right.
What?
I invited you, I invited you.
You talking about the elephant in the room,
no, okay, can I say something real quick?
What actually is, I'm curious, what is the answer?
Why did you call me sitting on the toilet?
And you did, you did.
You called me and flushed on the toilet.
Don't lie, don't hide your face either.
You don't do shit like that.
Gamer, take it if I gifted it, relax.
Yo bro, listen bro, last time we won V1,
it was six to zero, all right?
Now, what do you mean it was six to seven?
No, until you used it.
Also, you won five rounds, you fucking liar,
you didn't win the second round.
I won six to seven, what are you talking about?
No, let me make myself clear, bro.
Yeah, Oregon, yep, yeah, look at this shit.
You didn't complain about the map until I started the game.
You're a psycho!
You literally waited until I started the game, then you complained about the map.
I'm not even trying to mess around.
Literally, why is it always Oregon?
Why is it always your community?
You're always on D this first.
I want to be on D this first.
Because Oregon's the best map in the game, bro.
What type of fucking statement even is that?
It's really not.
It's because Oregon's the best map of the game.
Hey, you know what, bro?
No, it's not.
I'm gonna say this right now.
Okay.
I don't care if you use shields.
No, no, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it.
I kind of want you to do it. I'm just gonna outclass you, bro. I'm just gonna outclass you.
So you can use whatever you want. I don't need no excuse.
That's fine. I don't need it.
I'm just gonna destroy you. Nice ban on Yang.
I was gonna gank the fuck out of you.
I know you were, but now you're ganking.
I was gonna gank the fuck out of you.
I'm probably gonna 7-0 you this time.
Well, you were getting 6-0 last time, so I don't really know if that's gonna happen.
Am I KD versus yours? I mean, we can clearly tell you better.
Nice KD bro. You're really, you're really destroying those silver twos.
Why are you left? Silver? I'm a top champion player just because this silver doesn't matter to Silver ranking. You know that.
You need to locate a bomb.
Don't do this.
I'm gonna, bro, I'm gonna be honest. This is gonna be a close game.
No, the fuck is mine. It's probably gonna be like 70.
Yeah, I was trying to, trying to keep this flat. All right, let's go, let's do this. I'm gonna fucking destroy you.
Look, if you don't get shields, I'm going to fucking destroy you.
Shield I already told the reality of the last 1v1 was if you didn't use shields you were about to get 7-0
That's not true
What a shotgun
So the better player
6 out, 6 out.
Alright, I'm coming right here.
6 out, 6 out.
Don't forget.
I won't.
Almost made it.
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the
of
the
of
I'm not champion, bro.
You're playing the top champion.
Fucking monitors too far away.
I'm lagging, hello?
You're on 30 things stop saying you're lagging
I mean, you're one if you know it.
How many do you mind if you die, damn?
Fifteen seconds left.
You're not cracking. Your place was 30 the whole round.
Like this kid is that ass annoying.
You got outplayed, bro. Into the next round.
You got to run ace, bro. Whatever.
I got to run ace.
Ace is like the most classy and respectful.
It doesn't matter. Like, I didn't know you were going to do that.
You're crying about ace.
And then you're making up life. You're on third.
Let me focus right there.
Pause the time. You can't do that.
Let me just get this out of the way because you know last time I didn't ban shields because I
I wasn't gonna go shield and muted so last time you said he's not gonna go shield side and ban shields
And then it was six to zero he went shields. So now I'm just gonna seven though
Bro, but you see I let you walk at me and then pre-fire you off the side. No, you didn't I was bro
I mean, it's just
Levels levels levels levels. I'm not gonna listen to the stupidest. What?
You see how I just select you walk in
This is what you do you know I like so you're trying to talk over me to make it funny
You complain about ace
I've never even heard somebody complain about their photo going ace
Well it's the gay, it's the AK, that's cheap
Bro, bro, bro, bro, like first off ground rule, ground rule, ground rule number one
You're not going to say you lag when you're on hard 30 paint
Let's not bro. I'll win a lot. You're on 30. You would like you said you weren't gonna go shields last time and then you broke them out
Alright, but I wasn't gonna go shield that's a waste of a band
You're probably gonna go with shotgun in the corner. I already said I'm not gonna go, but this is what you do
You're a man. You're a mass manipulator. You take me oh, what am I?
I know what I'm doing, do something, do whatever.
Nice job, bro.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
I heard you the games it's the something you can't fucking
this manipulator enough game sense I heard you through the baron always
gave you some you're not gonna take that we're not gonna take that away for me
you're not gonna take that away from me I heard you weren't on the stairs you're
gonna was nowhere on my screen first off I'm gonna need you to take a chill pill
I don't care that you heard me or not it's not a chip of my god no no no it
It doesn't matter.
It's irrelevant, Nick.
The tip of the gun is not why you lost.
Your shot wouldn't have been that precise though if you didn't know.
I didn't get the band operator because you make me yell, leading me not to band an operator.
I verbalized the bullet.
Who's fault is that?
That you're yelling.
Who's fault is that, bro?
Probably yours, right?
You're the only person in this world to piss me off the way you do.
Your gun was not sticky out on my screen.
Give me credit.
I said my gun is sticking through the wall, this trash ass game, which is a couple
of these guys.
It's null and void it does that know the boy if your gun was because all my arcade you would have been pissed
Am I wrong or am I right? No, I know I I would have been pissed, but I also know that that's not like you died
I heard you run down the stairs to the fat. I
Slow walk down the carpet staircase bro. No, you didn't I heard you run. I know why I never spread down
I slow walk, but you probably did hear me. I'm not taking the kill away from you
I'm just saying the game's trapped at the tip of my gun is sticking through a barricade
even though the game's been out for 11 years.
Oh, okay.
Well, why'd you say that at first?
I need to locate a bomb.
You wouldn't have been able to exactly headshot me
if you didn't know where the tip of my gun was
and it killed me.
I didn't see you,
or I didn't see the tip of your gun.
What do you not understand me?
Should or should not the tip of my gun
stick through a wall in your opinion.
It should, right?
It was not when I killed you, Nick.
Should or should not!
10 seconds to go.
Oh, you wanna yell at me?
I thought we said no shotguns.
What's happening right now?
I'm not going shotguns.
I thought we said no shotguns.
Wait, I'm going SMG though.
I'm going SMG though.
Thank you for waiting with me.
Let's make it true.
Wait, I know why.
Listen, I did forget we made that agreement,
but I'm not gonna go shotguns.
It's always the one who breaks it.
I don't understand.
Look, bro.
No, stupid.
As long as you don't use the shotgun to kill me,
I don't care.
Yeah, you can make it.
I know what you're doing bro.
Okay.
Guaranteed by C4 below.
I can just fuck you guarantee it.
You probably heard it in my headset.
What do you mean?
What is this position?
What do you mean?
of
death
of
death
of
I'm gonna throw a flash at me 3, 2.
I just, like you see how-
Bro, where the hell is-
Oh, shit!
You see how I make you come to the top of the stairs, and be barryin'?
You think I'm a make-
I'm a make-
I'm a make-
I'm a make-
I'm a make-
I'm a make-
Ben Ace, yeah, Ben Ace, bro.
Ben Ace, I have Thermite.
It doesn't matter about the ability to stay.
I killed you all with just Game Sense, like, literally twice.
Wait, I killed you off the Game Sense as well.
What are you talking about?
I killed you off with Glitch, bro.
Like, I don't know what to tell you, though.
I didn't see what...
You know, you about to piss me off.
Yep, Ben Ace.
All right, one moment from the one side.
I'll be back, I'll be back.
Thirty seconds.
All right.
I'm not gonna go and go ace every round dead man it when I try to go
I wish I could
You watch me
Alright, let's go in this chat real quick and see.
Alright, we've got a question to ask me before I give it, and I'm not stream sniping.
I just came in here to entertain this chat because I'm a good homie like that.
Don't say I'm stream sniping though.
Let's see, I have a geofat, I'm skinning it out.
These trees, let's see.
Yeah, launch time looks like we're not working.
What, since you run, it's classified information.
I have to lose.
Have you got ass or won't you want me?
Let's be real for man chat. We know we know why he's winning. We know it's on his map
But if it's on my if I'm we going border. I we already know what the outcome is, bro
I'll be you're so good. Thank you, bro. I appreciate that
As far to be your skill level one day
Where you can never be my skill level and yes, he's a real chance
Superman 55 said avid you're so sexy and get at the game. How do I be like you you can't
You can't
You can't
The other day
Every time something happens
Let's get back to this ass-kicking, shall we?
Fake chat
No way the rain came
Listen, listen, listen
You're gonna look at your chat
I wasn't stream typing
I was entertaining your chat as a good one
High-vives
No, no, no, no, no, no
Bad high-vives, bad
Alright, bro
You ready to get a hold?
Yeah
You ready to get a hold?
What you doing?
What you do it at this time?
Alright
Yeah, bro, this is gonna be a swift execution, bro. I'm just gonna keep it
It's not it's not like you say that over back and forth back and forth
Yeah, it used to but bro like I feel like now. I'm just like better than you
I really found out I said no join this map before yeah, what in like the
2022 era
It was February
Yeah, okay
Okay
I know
Why would you tell me you're up here? Who you feeling like?
Someone that's better than you?
Like dude, it's nice. Come on, bro. Those days are gone now, but I'm better than you, bro.
So I wasn't better than you back in the day?
No, but back in the day you could actually hold a candle. Now it's just rockin'.
I'm sure you will. Like back in the day you could beat me, but now it's just like...
You were never better than me. Bazaarack!
Why you lie like that
Bro, you're doing something weird. I could probably stop talking that sentence. I knew you were like
Yo, how do you know me?
Alright, that's not my kid, buddy
Also, if you're roaming upstairs, automatically spellification.
Bro is playing a game, out of my house. Yo, talent, bro, you're actually a freak, bro.
I went thorn again. I mean there's two thorns on you so you can't something big
one day you gotta figure something else out. Okay I really don't care. Yeah I
mean I don't know how playing a game is an insult Calend. Bro is playing a game
out of the map. Calend we need to get in.
I
Dance horn out of my ears like don't hop and puff I
Can't talk yet. No, you're hopping and puffing in my ears. I'm okay if I was barking
Not this shit, I'm not doing this shit again. Please like come on
what do you mean it's just this cringy floor-bang shit bro like it's not cringe it's not cringe
I knew Nick.
Camping camp?
Huh?
The wallbang says you're weird.
Are you lost?
Yeah, cause you're weird.
I
Mean it's my for non-existent what I before wait so I died at that man. All right. Yeah
Don't don't call me a
It's it didn't slip because it's like the third time you said it listen brown
I don't go by Nicholas. All right. It's on my birth certificate. I don't know listen listen
No one in my family calls me Nicholas.
Maybe you should blame your parents for that.
Why are you getting mad at me for calling you a brother?
It's respectful of our country.
It's not respectful at all.
Bro, Nick has called me Aaron.
Nick is a cool name, bro.
I don't go by Nicholas, all right?
Period, end of story.
Am I not cool?
Yeah.
So next thing I'm going to say,
are you capable of winning a gunfight,
or does it have to be a wall bang every round?
I'm like, you wall bang me twice now.
OK, let's pause.
Either pause time or let me dunk.
Let me know when I can continue.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna disapprove of what you're saying right now.
You've won it in twice, correct or incorrect?
Yes, but you act like I'm doing that as a bitch move.
I'm doing that because it's smart.
You want me to wait for you to know I'm swinging you,
then shoot?
No, I outsmarted you.
Instead of shooting or pre-fire on the door,
you shot the drone like a copper.
You spent two minutes trying to shoot me
through a wooden floor
and then shot me through a wooden wall.
So actually I spent 45 seconds.
It's not even about wall banging.
Like it's not that wallbang is French.
I don't mind wallbang.
Brother, it's not that complain.
It's the fact that you wallbang every round.
Like every round.
You really gotta wallbang every round.
Okay, that round, that round?
Yes, okay.
But the first round, I just heard you run out there,
so I'm not gonna run away.
I'm gonna challenge you.
You do realize there's more game styles in there, right?
You don't have to play it the same like pace or anything.
This is why I'm a better player than you.
I realize that the mechanic about this year five seconds
No, yes
You're gonna wish you had that your own later on let's fucking go
Oh.
I'm glad you made sure that happened.
You're gonna wish you had a fucking drone, baby.
Bro is an egg called Nicholas.
Again.
Again.
Nobody calls me Nicholas besides literally just that.
It's Justin.
My mom doesn't call me Nicholas my brothers
What they say they call me Nick, bro, nobody calls me Nicholas
I'm gonna go by Aaron, but you still call me that
Guarantee your buddy leaves.
He drills top light like a weirdo.
Oh, shit!
I mean, what are you doing, actually?
Oh, shit!
Max, you gotta freak out!
Hey, Chad, spam up too easy.
Just spam it.
I knew that.
It's just so easy.
I knew you were gonna walk through the whole,
like, you're not talking.
I knew you knew, but I know, listen,
I knew you knew, but this was separate me
and you and Stompin'.
I, my gunfighter are always 100%.
Did you just say Stompin'?
Like, yo, don't sneak yourself in with Stompin'.
No, I snuck it, and I sure did.
I snuck it.
I'll do it every time. Please don't do that. That's like mad. I'm better than something
But you're you're trying to throw me off by talking about sake talk about me and you I swung you because my aim is better
That's just what it was
I'm not a fucking faint, bro
Thank you. Thank you
You know you're about to lose you talk all that shit
This is what happens when you can't back up your aim, bro.
This trash talk is good.
Bro, what?
What?
What?
Bro, what are you saying?
Back up, and you've warped at me twice.
Oh, I'm glad to be back.
I'm glad to whoop that ass, though.
Two years later.
You're a pawnsie, bro.
Thank God, bro.
The last time you were going there was a bad luck, bro.
Broke up
The pretty slimy way to describe it bro, it was 6-0 and then you broke the rules of the game. I
Broke the rules. Okay. Yeah, okay. You agreed to not using shields and I trip it and
No
this is what your chat fails to realize this is why you always bring back to
the one you want because you know I'm better than you you can't help me be
embedded in here this is why six oh six up yeah I also seven oh gee that make me
better than me wait I actually seven oh gee before you never seven oh do I
said I guess I broke you broke the rules of the game so that's definitely I'm
I'm gonna run down
6-0 you broke the rules
Listen, I know I'm in the head this is what happens when I'm in the head mad
How you are and I do school bathroom all right, where's the floor bang at
Be for that form about review.
Sounds like you're close to the default point.
Are you on white stairs?
You're roaming, trying to act like I'm floorbanging.
Just look at how you're playing dude.
You have a C4 print.
Be quiet.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I blew my pistols out of my hand.
Oh, so much better, bro.
You vocally blew out your pistols into your hand.
Yeah.
You're not going to make it fun, I mean.
Good round, bro.
Good round.
You deserve this win, buddy.
What?
The game's not over, so tighten up.
Yeah, I know what you're doing.
I know what you're doing.
Tighten up.
No, you tighten up.
Look at the score, bro.
Yo, I'm going to say that the game's not over.
You're playing well right now.
you're very close
that you know i mean a i mean i know you
thought i knew you know i know
though i i i'm all day but i'm not that thot i knew that
unfit all of the over how do you do that i knew
i'm all though about that's why i got to go and i knew that you knew that i knew
what we are going to do it
i had to do that
we'll once more opportunity
good shot though I guess fuck I should have just talked I don't know why I
didn't get on the head of you what are you talking about I said I just knocked on
the pit so I don't know what the fuck I'm doing
you're not that fucking good you're 180 it's so annoying yeah I said I just
played the battle why I'm pre-firing like you're definitely want this to be
3-3 yeah this is why he buys it back every time he does what he wants because he knows
he can't he's not better than me he knows that doesn't make any sense
Bro, I beat you the last time we played, bitch!
It doesn't make you better than me.
Call me a bitch, you're gonna see what happens.
Okay.
Close. Wow, you're actually a freak.
Oh, god, you're a freak.
Put the Z-Borp on over here.
Bro, put the Z-Borp on over here.
Put the Z-Borp on over here.
How the fuck did you...
What the fuck?
I hear everything bro, like I have it in my head.
I have to save this.
You know what the crazy thing is, I could have killed you.
It's a crazy thing.
I can't see.
I don't have my first beard.
Oh yeah, so.
I'm just wondering where is this support?
Isn't that the one?
You're probably just out of can.
I get what I'm so
Problems, yeah, I saw it right here. I saw it. Yeah, you saw it after the
You're on
You heard me I had a cam on you get sick use wall bang me again more than twice. You said it's annoying as fuck actually
So, okay
Pause the timer there brother. Let me talk
Why do you complain when I don't go shields?
I'm doing everything you want to do to me Nicholas. I'm doing everything you requested. I'm not going shield
What I was saying before you interrupted me
You know better than you this is why you keep playing me, bro
I mean it's a rocket scientist if we're gonna sell it was sick
So the last time he won't be one and you had to
You're like winning this off of just pure one I'd be one 8 speed around before are you
twice you stupid fuck
You're not gonna you're not gonna come out of our intelligence
What are you talking about I heard you walk in I knew you were gonna be right there
You've all been me twice you killed me one 8 speed once like what you're not gonna do gentlemen
You're getting lucky. All right, come that he go down
I'm getting lucky throughout in a row.
Yeah, that's possible.
No, it's not.
I'm gonna buy a lot of money tonight and split the winnings with you because if I'm not lucky, I need to fucking like do something else, bro.
I'm not lucky. It's called skill. You just can't accept it, bro.
Yeah, bro. Nice skill, man.
Stop trying to undermine me.
I'm just being honest. A wallbang is like half skill, half luck.
Cause like, I knew you knew.
Are you fucking serious right now?
I mean, if I crouch, you just don't kill me, but whatever. Nice kill.
this is why this is this is really why you know what it's just good old one shot
head shots each round like you hit the wall bang sometimes sometimes you don't
know but Nick it's not enough about that you know you're bullshit you know
I'm good at the game
I'm not talking about you shit like that
I've been playing. So what are you talking about?
I've been playing Twitch, what are you talking about?
Why does someone keep it downstairs?
No, you weren't. What the fuck?
Oh
Dead
You're kidding you're scaring me
of
the
of the
of
the
I
Might have got me this one I can't I do
I mean no matter what way you chop it up you got to walk in bro
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Listen, that was good, listen, I'm trying to give you a promise, let me talk or you won't get them.
You asked Josh for money, for the ones, for the ones, for the ones that...
Also I hear you like, crawling around on the floor like a crab, bro. Can you get up and fight me please?
Well I wasn't trying to crawl on the floor.
Bazaar!
Alright, I mean, I think if I just didn't choke that one round where you were 1 HP, I think it would be 1.
It's on me actually your fault. It's all me. I'm sure I should have just held a pixel the round
But you were no mad top-wide and I put you one HP actually either stupid as hell or the original rage be
I don't know
The round are you fucking slow the round over top wide and I put you one HP
I over swung at the end. I should have just stayed on the pixel and got it for you
Oh, it's all I shit on you on no mad. Yeah, I remember that no
I won the round because it's where it's fair, but I mean I should on
Okay, so you get so bad it's so heated it almost feel like we're brothers sometimes we get so much
I can never just be positive
I'm trying to think over to 10 gifts it
It's not ever gonna be positive because I think I'm better than you and you think you're better than me
It's never gonna be so your egos in the way, okay
If I did it's well respected around the community
What bro?
What?
Well, I'm so sure it is I'm better than you and you think you're better than me. So I'm like until we die. I guess
I'm gonna one be one in the fucking retirement home. I don't give a fuck. I'll take this shit. Hey, I do. I am
Hey, that's what I won't be one you in a fucking time. I swear to God. I won't be one you in the retirement home
Set it up. Set it up
I'll take this shit to the grave
I'm not bluffing about that either. I know you're not. I'll actually 1v1 you when I'm aiding.
She's shooting bro. What are you doing?
Shit.
Nice flag, nice flag, nice flag.
This way this clinic
What are you murmuring about? She said miss like as if you're not ski board
You can click a controller as well
You're so bad!
I made this no shit!
Bro, I didn't even tell you it was so bad!
It was so bad!
How did you lose that?
I bought a shot at you?
Bro, you're so fucking sick!
You're peak is advantage!
I overcomplicate my eyes!
You're peak is advantage!
No, no, no, no!
You're peak is advantage!
You know I'm walking!
My body
Matter we both know where each other are we both know you're actually my son. I'm gonna come back and win is gonna be so embarrassed
We lose
Either you're the dumb right. I don't know which one of her. What are you talking about?
Bro, I saw you shoot the Mona Lisa around me, bro. You shot a painting around me, bro
You didn't shoot at the door. I shot circles around me. You are ass
Thanks for my demand. Just walk out of you. I don't have to think about anything
Okay, my kid is hired there or something great, bro. Congrats. I get to kill every fucking time I play this shit
I'm sure
Yes, you need someone as unbiased to say who
Okay
I used to take you I should win five games back to back
But you never happened once that never happened. Oh, yeah, you've never been five times in a row. It did
You've never been five times in a row. I would not post that what?
You had to you know, what
You've never been
You've never been five times in a row cured in a story
I'm not gonna explain this shit anymore. Just cuz you don't remember or believe it doesn't mean it's not true
Yeah, please shit. I don't remember. I didn't fucking happen.
I remember having
You really gotta really check your soul like yours. I'm bad.
I knew this was gonna happen. I'm fucking
That's not skill. So wait, I won the last one. Wait, what about that? It's not skill.
I won the last one. You all been you all day. That's not skill.
Is it a wall bang if I can see your feet?
Like, I'm just shooting my wall bang?
It's a semi wall bang.
You're like making up shit.
Yeah bro, sure.
It's a semi wall.
I can see your feet.
You're just shooting me through the floor
hoping you had a head shot.
Head shot me.
There's a difference, bro.
You're not getting in my head.
Nope.
I'm stunning you.
I'm not getting in my head.
No, you're not stunning me.
Bro, I'm stunning you.
I'm stunning you.
I'm stunning you.
Yeah, I'm gonna win back to back.
I'm gonna go.
No, I'm stunning you.
I'm stunning you.
I figure, no, listen.
I figured the key to these 1v1s is psychology.
college again bro whoever can get it whoever said it's gonna win I mean that's
what I think you're just my son I'm son bro I'm sending you I'm sunny yeah I walk
I walk at you bro I walked it down bro like you're smart I'll give you that
you're a smart cookie but I can just walk I'll call me a cookie I'm skin I'll
call me a cookie I am skin we need to just walk at me just walk in it shit
you buy it you're drunk oh my god you're going for some cringe you're not
even inside whenever you're not inside I know you're going to be a shit I
really I really wouldn't care I really don't care whenever you're not inside
I didn't know you were going for some cringy ass shit.
Every time.
You found a bomb.
I really don't care.
I think there's an occasion in this case.
I think for the drone, Nick.
You shot my drone.
All right, so there's going to be a press
or my ability.
Or my ability, you saw you.
Soldiers?
Think about it.
I'll tell you what, I'm better than you, bro.
Whoever wins this round determines the game.
Okay, no, bro.
So, you better lock in, Nicky.
Can you not call me Mickey, thanks for that.
I'm happy I'm sold this.
I'm living here for it.
I
Know you're on
I don't know your
If you mean me, I owe you if you mean me, I owe you if you mean me.
Let's go chat.
Oh my God, let's go chat, let's go, let's go, wanna come back?
Fucking dick shit.
Deep in the head.
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta lock in.
Bro, you're right.
Talk to me, bro, what happened to me?
You were up, you were up!
I run this shit!
It was five to two.
Yeah, it was five to two, bro.
Okay, I'm bringing, IA, but it's coming out.
But the thing, no, bro, no, you're not allowed to play play, bro.
You're not allowed to play blitz.
You're not allowed to play blitz.
I don't care.
I don't care.
See, look, bro, your problem is you don't listen.
I told you the only reason why you're in the lead
is because you had two wallbangs and a round where
I was, I had you on one HP.
Here, this is what you do.
Listen, no, no, listen.
This is what you're doing.
You had a glimmer of hope that you came back.
And that glimmer of hope turned into a shining bright.
You came, you came back.
You came back.
I would admit that. But don't use that as your catalyst to think, oh, I knew this wouldn't happen.
You didn't know shit. You just told me.
I told you. I told you multiple times.
No, that's not what I said.
I said, bro, I said, bro, you're winning because you're getting lucky.
You're lucky. You're lucky.
Huh?
Yeah, I mean, if you use blitz, like, we literally agreed on no shotguns, no blitz.
So if you do that, if you lie again, bro, you're actually a piece of shit.
Five seconds.
You're actually a piece of shit.
So you can go so you can go
You actually so like annoying
This is a shield operator
GGs brown. Hey, bro. Nice play with you man
If you're on my feet like I'm out this bitch you ban the monster
I have a c4 below with the Goyo. Are you real? No, yeah, you're not Goyo. I
Can't even tell me being that ass or not
That looks like mausoleum
I thought we I thought I said no going on
For found a bomb you must defend it
It's you have no problem
That's a shotgun yeah, you said boss cheese allowed. So why would the TCAS?
That's not no pause the timer. I'm about to have a stroke your line. No pause the timer
You motherfucker manipulator. I should disqualify your ass
I should but you know what because I'm a man, and I know that you made a honest mistake
I'm allowed this time, but you ever do that shit again. Nick you disqualify are you kidding?
So great attempt on the manipulation have it. Let me just say this to you man heads up
First off, when we're talking about shotguns, obviously we're talking about mute shotgun.
Nobody can blame them on the TCHG.
Also, I swear, there's a shotgun!
Muted for lack of maturity.
I also said, yo bro, is it cool if I use the boss G?
You said yes, so if I'm allowed to use the boss G, why am I allowed to use the
other slog, bro?
Because I'll actually lose my fucking mind on this bitch.
Let me know what I can know.
You can talk doctor manipulation.
It's the fact I listen I don't know if you're trolling or not
But I mean this from the bottom martin it that is your shot then and you know his man
I listen don't talk don't talk even if you didn't know it may help and be like okay
It was a shot man, okay
But listen to this though if you you already know I am you know
I'm a God on K shotgun that my trigger finger is quick. I'm known for that
So if I'm not going it that should tell you something you tried to cheat the system and I didn't catch it
I didn't catch it until I seen the replay on the drone
I knew I knew you were trying to fuck shit, but I'm let it go because I want to know that if I lost
Let me know when you're done, but if you're letting it again, I did not manipulate a slug shotgun. It's not like that's not the shotgun
Okay, okay. Okay. Obviously talking about a new shotgun like all right. Let me come on
Also, by the way, I've lost the round also by the way, I wouldn't go out because you said yeah
We're gonna have me and go blitz like
Also, I didn't like I didn't even know that I had that gun on Goya. Also, you said I could use the boss G
So the boss is more of a shotgun than that. Are you brain dad, bro?
Are you actually brain dad? That gun actively shoots 20 bullets a second if you have a good trigger trigger like me
But you don't if you have a good trigger finger of any kind that gun shoots in his lights out
You can't do you know who she just did
Stop
Dismit it Brown I'll let it go
It is it what that I used a shitty terrible guy
Like bro, I know I've never used that gun against you, right?
Like I don't use that guy so why today why would I say no shot then you automatically?
Cuz I wouldn't go out because he said you were gonna cheat and go blitz
What is this stopping? All right, what is going on something?
Be quiet, dude
It's my life phone right here, if I leave you for a minute or two.
of
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
It wasn't meant to be me, I was just playing with someone.
What are you doing, bro?
Ash!
of
the
death of
death
of
I'm gonna tell you why if you let me talk if you want it to the count I'm gonna
If you let me talk I will explain why
Okay, I haven't been on the game
I haven't been on game in a week. That's not an excuse and you put in Oregon. You know, that's my worst
Cool
Fuck you
At the end of day God bless you back in it and pray God bless you. It's all love. Hey, no
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
But like, chat back to back dogs man, come on, back to back dude, back to back.
OK chat, I'm going to get on Val for like a little bit, and then we're going to rip
the cases at the I.
Chad, I'm going to get on Val for a little bit, then I'm going to rip cases, I, I,
The way the rain came down the other day, and by her face...
you
you
you
you
I
YOLO VICE!
YOLO VICE!
YOLO VICE!
YOLO VICE!
Bro come on bro, like
What even is this fucking game?
What is this?
Holy sight read.
Holy sight read.
But it's a game of Zoink plays.
What is this called?
How about you're not even good, bro?
How about you're not even good, bro?
You're not even good, dude.
I
Wait, why is my eyes kind of coming? Oh, I just got him killed by moving my mouse
I'm sorry, I did not mean to move my mouth, bro. I don't even my mouth, bro
Hi boys, yo, what level to my end Val?
Bro, we're about to be unlocking ranked and Valorant. Yo, I played Valorant three days
I've hit two aces in three days
I'm seeing some comments saying I'm naturally good at the game. I'm seeing other comments saying I'm fucking terrible chat. What it
Yo, yo have eyes. What's up, bro
We want to have eyes when we turn you up. Yeah, yeah, what's up? I mean talk to me bro
What is this?
What is this?
I know you said no, you know, e-dates to Ben, but...
So I said specifically, no, no, no.
I said specifically no e-down-boy.
Have us. I said specifically...
Hey, be careful, because she's... she's spawning.
What you now gonna tell me that when I said down boy I was talking about my
pet dog yo hi boys bro look I said no a no e-dates today bro like I'm
chillin today. Are you sure? She's a good lord of Valorant for a little bit. Probably.
Bro hi bye. Jesus Christ dude bro I said no e-dates bro like damn
No worries, no worries at all bro.
I mean would like 30 minutes hurt?
Of course not, of course not.
30 minutes is just like two games.
Alright but I have to be on K-Saturday bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah of course.
Yeah like I have to be on K-Saturday.
Well that's more than 30 minutes.
Oh that's yeah like an hour.
She said she's watching the stream.
Yeah, yeah, I think you talked to her right now.
Like right now?
Yeah.
So.
Like shit.
Yeah, I can play for like an hour.
I just got to go on a case, I got to go on case seven hour.
I have to go on case seven hour.
a pimple patch yo chat hi guys how bad is this pimple so you guys want me to
get a pimple patch chat like that ass you know what let me get a pimple patch
Yeah. No reason.
No reason.
Let me get a little patch.
Sure. Very interesting.
I
Mind I'm back bro. Look I gotta do it
Let me get my pimple patch and I'll be on the valorant look but I have to get it off at 8. I have to get it on CS at 8
I got 200 cases like 200 cases to open
Yeah, let's go
Alright, alright, let me get
So like okay, it's just like hey, what's happening?
Alright, bad bro. Look. Hi guys. Let me get this pimple patch in
you feel them stance let me get this
there we go you know like a idiot bro that's normal I shit bro all right
let me get it about let me get about no big deal
Let me get it on Val.
Let's see if you're hesitating.
You know I'm not hesitating.
Let me get it on Val.
Where do I load Val right?
Hi guys, could you like maybe try to do a better job of like throwing me like lobs and stuff bro?
Like hi guys, I don't know maybe like assist me a little bit like Dwayne Wade.
You don't want eyes out?
I'm not nervous to talk to a woman, it's just like, I could use a little bit, like maybe
you called in maybe.
Like just call me, like call me.
See wherever since you pulled that gamma Doppler you're like just the happiest guy in the
world.
Alright you know what, let me just call her on Discord, let me just call her.
Like also like really not for long shit
Are you trying to like raise my own date bro, like what type of shit is this bro
Give me a second. Let me rock him.
Yeah, I saw it.
Let me rock him. Let me rock him.
I just set it up for focus.
She said siege, bro. She doesn't want to play siege.
Like, bro.
Bro, like siege is not like a fun friendly, like bubbly game.
Also, I'm trying to get level 20 in Val, bro.
Yeah, see just like I don't know if she just like fun like I don't know if she's just like
a fun game, bro for like girls, bro, you know what I'm saying?
Like she just like team kill like we'll see we'll see.
Yeah, hey bro listen
You got this. All right
Her title right now by the way is poker poker dealer needs for gambling
Yeah
Yeah, I just added on discord it's actually in front of a ghost
Remember that stream, like the poker stream you did, you were a very good player.
I know, well, no, I'm like, kind of pro level than poker, well, like almost pro, you understand.
You should play strip poker.
All right, man, that guy.
Yeah, how did he dig a different?
All right, no.
Would you choose your turn of the night?
Uh, no, huh, I'd rather die.
I'm doing 200 crates.
I'm doing 200 crates.
I'm doing 200 crates.
I'm doing 200 crates.
I'm doing 200 crates.
I'm doing 200 crates.
I'm doing 200 crates.
Uh, no.
I'd rather die.
I'm doing 200 chroma twos, and if it goes south, it goes south.
I'm calling it high-five, shut up, shut up, shut up.
They'll just call me like wingman.
Oh, hello?
Hi.
Yo, what's up?
How's it going?
What's up? How's it going?
It's going good. How are you?
I heard you were playing Valorant.
Yeah, yeah. I'm on Val.
I heard you said you wanted to play Siege.
Siege is like a very brutal game, you know what I'm saying?
It's very...
Yeah. What are you trying to say?
Like, I'm not, like, man enough to play Siege, or...?
No. Oh, my God. No. No, I'm not saying that.
I'm saying, like...
So girls can't, or...?
Girls can play siege is just like a very like you know if you're level zero in seeds
Like I don't think you're gonna have fun. Honestly, especially if you play with me because you know
We're gonna be like champ lobbies. You feel the same. Also, I'm kind of addicted to Valorant and I'm trying to get level 20
You know what I mean?
Okay, I see I can I can help with that and then maybe later you could teach me siege
Yeah, well, okay one thing though. I like tonight like I have to go
Yeah, but like I have I have things to do too. Yeah. Yeah, like tonight. Yeah, no, I'm busy. No, no, I'm not even like
Just give me a second. Okay. Uh, give me a minute. Just give me a minute. Shit
Yo, Chad, this is a plane. This is a plane crash, bro. I don't know what's going on
All right, so you want to play?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's let's go. Let's go. Let's go. All right. Let me invite you
Wait, how do I like add on bathroom? How do I add wait? Let me see. Okay. Text me your name. Text me your name
Text me your name. Okay. I will tax like number no, no. Oh, uh, that discord discord. Okay, okay
Discord discord discord. Yeah, and then like delete it in a second. I'll tell you when just sort of people don't like spam you
In a second. Okay. Okay. I'll tell you
That's
Okay, okay. Yeah, let me add that right now. I'm gonna send you a friend request, okay?
But I send you a friend request right now and then you shouldn't be able to just like add me back here
I think let me see
Okay, I think I said you want you got it. Okay. Let me delete it. Mm-hmm
Okay, that's okay. Yeah, yeah
Oh, I see I see I see you okay wait let me and let me invite you here just like this
Wait, how do you
How do you invite somebody um?
Wait, I don't know if I ever invited somebody in Val
Is you've got you go to you go to the right side and you click their name and you invite
I know I did but it just says premiere team rank unranked six like available
Level 650 it doesn't say like invite. Oh
You right click right click right click got it got it. All right. You get that yes
You can also so you don't get spammed with like friend request
There's also like delete like friend requests instantly. Oh, just in case. Yeah
So you try to relax with play like I'm level seven
You're level 7? Yeah, I'm trying to get it. Wait, what is it for rank? It's like level 20, level 20?
Oh, you can't play rank at all. Okay. No, I can't. I'm fine. I've actually hit two aces in three days.
Match found. Okay. I mean, that's better than me, so. Wait, really? Yeah. I'm actually, yeah, I'm actually not fast.
I might I might be immortal a little bit, but I think you're better than me. You hit immortal
Yeah, how many times have you had immortal?
Once you get I think we can we can hit immortal together
Wait, what what do you like? What do you play? What do you play? I?
I just I just play duelist, you know you just go in there you frag out
Wait, did you just cut out there? No, no, I play duelist I frag out. Who do you play?
I'm a jetman. I've got an I'm officially a jetman because I've got in both my aces with jet
So I'm just gonna play jet
So I'm literally I'm literally just gonna be a fucking jet main. I'm gonna try to hit like with my eyes right at the game radiant
radiant
But I try to that radiant. I'm a child in a radiant. You're already radiant my heart. That's okay
Thank you appreciate that yeah, no problem at all. Yeah, I like I think will be a good duo today here
Okay, I'm excited. I'm happy
Are you are you happy? Yes. Yes. Happy right now. Very happy. Um, what are you wearing right now?
Oh, sorry. What are you saying? You're not nervous at all? I'm a little bit nervous. You know what I'm saying?
I don't really like talk to like, uh, beautiful, uh, women. Strong, independent women.
Okay. Yes. All right. Let's go. Let's play some games. Let's play some games.
You asked what I was wearing. Do you want me to turn on Cam and Discord or...
Yeah, that's fine. Yeah.
I'm just wearing sweatpants, but I don't know.
Oh, okay. Yeah. That's cute enough.
No, that's... whatever you're wearing is gotta be cute.
Okay, let me know if you turn on the score.
There you go, hit it.
Enemy spotted.
Huh? Is everything okay?
One second fuck
All back I'm back. I'm back. Oh, we're in the pistol out. Okay. I'll be locked in
What is she's the mean I think he's shitting in German my
Do you know where they are do you know where they are?
No, no idea. No idea. You have the bomb though. You have the bomb. One enemy remaining.
Uh-huh.
Fuck, I hear somebody. I might be trippin'.
I think I hear somebody though. I think he's on me.
Should I come plant A? Should I come plant A?
Mm-hmm. Or you could go B. It depends where you're hearing.
I hear him on me, though.
I hear him like, I might be trippin', but I think I hear him camping B.
Uh-huh. 30 seconds left.
No, he's on me. He's on me.
Call it up on me. Where's the bomb?
You can drop bomb, I'll plant for you.
Wait, how do you plant?
Oh, I just dropped it. I dropped it.
Okay.
I'm sorry, I don't know where the fuck I'm going.
Okay, go. Go get him. Go get him.
Alright, you plant it on the bomb.
I'll put that down.
Okay, take me.
Take me.
You go.
Okay.
Check the right side.
Two stairs.
Shite down.
Staircase, top left.
Okay.
Sorry about that.
Okay.
I'm doing this for you.
Flash.
Watch your eyes.
Yep, right there, right there.
I'm gonna come down those steps trust trust trust
coming down coming down coming down
I'm scared
wait wait to fall back
wait to play time wait to play time
see maybe you would be good at seas wow
wait to play time
good game sense good game sense
let's go
great game sense
I did that for you
that's the end of the game
Good game sets, good game sets, I moved up there.
Okay, by this, by this.
Alright, um, are we at, wait, we're planting, right?
We're planting, we're planting?
Mm-hmm.
Time shift.
Yes, we're on attack.
Okay.
I'm sorry for raising my voice, I'm a very low quart of zonobimichu.
No quart of zonobimichu.
Yeah, I never get out of there, I don't know why I just see out right there, that's on me.
Way to heal, way to heal.
Flush!
I'm gonna be honest, like, I'm brave.
My doppel is probably doing something I just heard in a lullaby that I've been asked for.
I respect that.
Bah!
Bah!
Bah!
I think I broke my camera.
Yeah!
Ahem!
Okay!
Let me...
I'm gonna fix my camera really quick and hide in the corner
Sorry one second cameras a little bit foggy
I think there's somebody on me
Oh, we're on the other side.
Am I tweaking, but it's somebody on me.
Enemy spotted me.
I'm still on the other side.
Got one?
So you guys pushing A? You guys pushing A?
We're going on the other side. We'll meet you there.
Hey, somebody?
Uh-huh. Get him on your left.
Carrier is killed.
Spy down, kill me.
I killed you 30 seconds left
Oh my god.
This game is easy.
I don't know.
This game is easy.
It's all just games.
This game is easy?
Yeah.
It's hard.
You're just good at it.
I'm hard.
I'm sorry.
Wendy that.
Really Wendy.
I'm sorry.
Wendy that.
I'm sorry.
Wendy that.
I'm sorry, I'm not actually hard oh my god, I have my old yes. I'm sorry. I'm not actually
about and see do they have abilities or what is yes yes now yeah they do every
operator has a little bit of a yes oh
I wonder you're so good at this game I forgot to tell you yesterday um I kind of
got lost in so it was playing bad
I
Smoke sup
This game just brings a lot out of me. Yeah, thank you. I appreciate that like seriously. I think you have very beautiful
Wait, wait, you survived
Flash!
You got it, honestly.
Hot damn.
It's actually like, like, pretty, like, positive, you know?
Ugh!
You got the player standing right there.
I have the spot!
Spiked down!
Wait, do you still have the spot?
Okay.
Okay, wait, you said that I have pretty eyes, right?
Oh.
Okay, but what color am I?
Touching sides.
We're kinda like a blue-green, but I like...
If anyone needs an energy boost, they'll like that.
Okay, wow, you're absolutely new.
Yeah.
See, I didn't know, like...
Okay, yeah.
I don't know if you were like happy
No, no, I actually
Your eyes are your eyes are brown, right?
Mm-hmm poop brown
Yeah, very nice. I think of it as like like a
Chocolate like Hershey's chocolate brown
I like her she's talk. I like the Hershey's chocolate with the almonds
That used to be my favorite
All right, let me try to push here to this.
Okay, they're on B.
Come on, B on B.
Nice.
I'm coming, B.
Spike down B.
You're doing good too. You're fine fine. He's good for his one, but I just want to be his one
All right, I just sorry
Are they sleep
No charges left
Spike down be
Chamber mid I got you I got I got this time
Yeah, yeah, that's a great shot actually
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Hold it up.
Wait, do we have to...
One enemy remaining.
Yeah, we have to play our standing.
He got this.
He changed site.
30 seconds left.
That's just a trope.
Okay, you're just slow, that's all.
Can't move.
He run away.
He-
Oh, I'm holding you see I don't know if he was walking away to the other side. I got no he could have been no
I got a change. I got a thing. I'm sorry
You try it. It's just hard to clutch with a boner
I'm sorry you have a dog you said you have a bone
Yes. Come on, let's go. Oh, how cute, hell of dogs, kind of. Small dog. She's stressed.
What's your guys made? Anything in there? Don't worry, I got this. Go get them all.
We what what the fuck down
You will not kill my
Now great guys
I will throw I walk through I swear
They try a cupcake
Oh, he's so good.
I said another big try, uh, cupcake.
A cupcake?
Aw.
I know.
What must be done.
Never mind, mod him. Never mind, mod him.
Wait, what'd you say? Sorry, I couldn't hear you.
I said personally, um, I like muffins better than cupcakes, but it's okay.
GG going up.
I have my older, I have my older, I'm all, I'm all.
Okay, I'm out of fucking shit. Okay. You have your all I'm gonna flash him for you. You got this
All right, whoop
Can you jump peek a corner
Not peeking it though, because I think they are
No, like, like, only jump to your corner, like
Like that?
Close enough
Roll
These knives are cringy
Great try, great fucking try
I'm gonna speak up on this.
Oh nice, I like it, what are now?
Wait, what do you say jumpy?
What do you mean jumpy?
What do you mean, uh, jumpy?
Like, jump peek a corner, like, um, like you jump,
you go out and you come back to where you started.
I don't know if I explained it.
Oh, like, strange jumping in like CS?
Yes.
Yeah, kind of.
Look at that.
40 seconds left.
You can do it?
Okay.
Yeah, 100%.
I
What the fuck is holding an axe what is this character?
He's holding a fucking axe
Is this the new kid listen to this ten seconds left
It's it's just the knife. It's the nice kids. Everyone has different names. Oh, I thought it was like
We went
No we don't! We shut up!
He needs to do something!
Oh my God!
I don't know what he's saying.
What was that?
I don't know. What did he say?
Does anybody know what he said?
I don't know what he said.
It sounded really concerning.
Check shot? Wait, what's in shot?
I already had a shot.
That looks okay.
Man, mid, chat mid.
We won, hell yeah, let's go.
So are you still coming on your chat Saturday?
No, not this Saturday, this Saturday, I'm busy, this Saturday, yeah, this Saturday I'm
busy.
Okay, okay, okay, yeah I'm busy too.
So next Saturday.
Yes, yes.
Next Saturday.
Okay.
Or yeah, yeah, yeah next Saturday.
Next Saturday.
Okay, I'll see you next Saturday then.
We can call it a date.
A real date.
Sounds good.
I think, I think we've done so many dates now.
Max bound.
Yeah, no, this is like, yeah, no, this is like, uh, I think it's like, uh, I think
it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,
This is like our second E-Dane, right?
I mean, that's not a real thing.
Oh, okay.
He's a jet main.
Yeah, if you want jet, do you want jet?
No, no, no, that's all you. I'm so bad at jet.
You sure you don't want jet? Sure you don't want jet?
I'll be your pocket sage, though.
I'm sorry, I'm kidding, I'm not, I'm not correct.
Okay, so how's the, how's the weather out there?
I think it's better than Florida or probably better than Florida.
What would you say is your favorite thing about me so far?
Let's see if you remember.
I would say probably your laugh.
Really?
Yeah, what would you say is your favorite thing about me?
I would say how you can make me laugh.
You're very funny. Oh wow that goes hand in hand then. That's like great combo there.
Mm-hmm. If you can make her laugh, you can take her on a real date. I think that's the same. That's how it goes.
What type of shit? What do you think about pineapple on pizza?
Honestly, so glad you asked. Love it. I will literally be a pig in front of you. I will eat half, at least minimum.
You gotta save half for me, you can't eat the other half.
Yes.
Really, really, okay.
What is your all time favorite food?
You didn't say that yesterday, did you?
I think, I think it's a burrito.
It's a Cali burrito from Cali.
Ha ha ha.
Burrito, okay.
Okay, I have to ask.
Oh.
Oh.
Sorry, ignore that.
Are you okay?
I have to ask.
What do you say chamber yeah that's my name that's my name that's my name oh is it short
for anything boy um you know my my full name is like nick of us but nobody would talk to
that. Oh, that's cute. I love it. Yeah, I love that name. I love that name. Some people
in my chat will call me nicotine Nick. I don't pay by the way. So do you do you
paper now public he was on pizza I don't I don't think I don't do judge
I'm done nothing you've never had it
you don't you don't um I haven't I I'm like starting a thing where like I
don't drink like I haven't drank so I say something to your ass
Yeah, no, meet you, meet you, yeah, I don't know who you are.
You don't drink?
Spike down, attack or spawn.
One enemy remaining.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I drink. I can't lie to you, okay?
I drink, but I drink in moderation, like in moderation.
I don't drink every day.
Sweet! That went well.
Alright, same thing this time.
Okay, I can, I can, yeah, I can, I don't know.
Do you like, um...
What's it called? Do you like beer or not?
No, give me a belly.
Yeah, I feel like girls never go to the right beer.
Wait, so what do you drink?
I give you drink, give you drink.
Sorry, there's a lot of songs in the area.
What?
That is aura.
Oh
Get a neck
What's a set me what's a set me what's a set me I just got like there's a flash
Oh
One more one more one more guy. Where's you look at?
You hard to get
Don't pretty well, how about you
Good
Yeah, yeah, yeah
My mother tell him
I think we can do it. Yeah, yeah, for sure. What are you good?
Yeah, I'm lagging. I'm lagging. So I was gonna come back.
Welcome back.
What?
It's a little windy today, eh?
Is it?
Yeah.
Can you all play hours later?
What do you say?
Did you pass gas?
What do you mean it's a little windy?
Those venomous bushes.
I feel like none of my shots are really connecting right now.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
To be honest, I'm probably younger than you.
No charges left.
They're not here.
they're not here wait we're the fantasy yeah yeah yeah okay push them push
us
J can go first it's gotta say J yeah that they're on a by the way break right
I got through, I got through.
Get over here.
Where am I? I'm in the water.
Alright, I got this. I got you.
You got him?
Huh?
You can call me Mama Fita.
Or you could just call me yours.
Switching sides.
Nicholas.
Look your enemy in the eye.
It helps with accuracy
Okay, we're talking
I'll keep you safe. I'll keep you safe.
Okay. I'll heal you if you get hurt.
Let me show you how to boost us.
Yeah, that's really hot.
I'm gonna go fast. I'm gonna go fast.
Okay, going good.
I'm on your ass.
I'm dead.
Oh, I was gonna protect you.
Oh my god.
Jesus, hold on.
I'm sorry. I was dashing.
You totally forgot you were dashing.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
No!
RENGME!
Hold up, hold up.
That's a trick situation!
You're staring at a smoke.
Wait, wait, wait! I shoot him!
Nothing happens!
He shoots me! I die!
I need to get out of here!
Damn it!
I'm sorry about that. I'm gonna go first floor face.
Stop letting me die there!
I'm sorry about that.
So I was not trying to do that.
I was trying to get behind the thing, so I could peek out.
Sorry.
I think you like this. Okay, it's fine.
Yeah, one hundred percent I like that.
A lot of sound.
Let's try that again.
Let's try that again.
Focus, man.
So, you got the...
How's the world, dude?
Yeah, what is your type?
Oh, we're a gamer girl so Cal there's two men
Yeah, like gamer girls you had to be okay. Don't come to California. It's fucking dog shit
You know, I would do that
What my mom's house that works, too
type is you have to entry for my team and justice
your type is what?
i said my type is you
my type is you
bro what if he's on his period bro?
oh that's alright
really?
fuck
let's see
yo chat mod everybody in the chat
mod everybody in the chat mod everybody in the chat
yeah no i said my type is probably just you for the honor
I
Just you oh
Very nice
But, probably best to play team.
So, what's the plan?
Over 5 times.
Very funny.
Little to no hair.
Pretty eyes, pretty face, little to no hair.
Reload him.
Anything else?
Alright, come on! You don't mean little to no hair! Come on, you're down!
You want to play? Let's play.
I think I remember these that you wanted long hair so.
I can't wait.
I think.
Yeah, I think you fit it too.
you get one right here
so do you like uh... like
gamer voice
of course of course
Specifically
Specifically number three in the world
Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, how do we say how do we say three or dead ass?
Yeah, well like yeah, like yeah, I know how to
that jinx you know I was top one on champ yo this guy's like deep reason this guy's
missing me out no no no no no that's not fine no way they have time no way they have
time they have time they have time how do you know where do you see it at you just
hear it when it when it starts to sound faster than okay I can I can teach you a little
something. And I can teach you a little something. Sudden death. We got this.
Yeah, that sounds good. Sounds good.
Is that GTV something off-screen? Yeah.
Is that okay? It sounds uh, sounds good to me.
Okay. Sounds like fun.
How the fuck are they going to win this game, eh?
Mm-hmm.
Fuck are they going to win this game?
Okay.
Let's fly.
All right, so it's right there.
Reloading.
Mm-hmm.
Can we go after him?
of
health of
death of
death of
death of
death of
death of
You got this.
Fight down.
I'm gonna show you.
He has no shield.
No charges.
Like a look away.
Behind you.
Nope.
You got this.
Ten seconds left.
You have your pistol?
It's there on the side.
Run him, run him.
Yes.
I gotta get it.
Good boy!
I gotta get it off, no.
That was okay.
That was okay.
No.
I'll go get rid of Mike.
That's the worst shit I've ever done in my life.
No, I actually got it.
Okay.
We can end it there if you want it.
I had fun.
I enjoyed my time, so.
Nah, nah.
Like, I can play.
I can play.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I can play the blocker.
I can play the blocker.
That was just back.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
It's just you make me nervous that I mean that's not me was bad. You know what I'm saying. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, anyone anyone would be
Nervous, right? That's it's just normal. It's okay
Yeah, Matt
What's that do you go on edicts a lot?
No, no
Nope
No, I went on like I
I would have done like three E dates this week, but like I haven't you know what I'm saying
I have an ax of E
No, yeah, I know but I haven't actually been like E dates like ever in my life just this week
I've been on battle right you know Sam
Everything okay over there
Yeah
Okay, I'm just I'm just another
Just another e-girl. Just another e-date.
Just another number.
No, no, no, no, I'm not, no, no, oh my god, no, you're not just another e-date, you know what I'm saying?
Like I said, like, I, like, okay, look at it like this, right?
I went on, like, three, yes. Jesus, this sentence is crazy.
I went on three E-Dates this week, but you're the only time I've went on an E-Date a second time.
Okay, I'll take it.
Jesus Christ, what am I saying?
But you know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I mean? You know what I mean?
So is there anything else you want to ask me?
Yeah, um...
Yeah, let me ask you a question. Let me actually, let me see if my chat type is something to ask you.
I'll see something in a second. Hold on. One second.
Okay.
You need to ask chat?
Oh no, I'm not going to ask my chat. I'm not going to ask my chat.
Okay.
Um...
Sova, I stared you when you first met. I can't let you go again.
So...
Let me see. Let me ask some questions here.
Oh, what's your favorite color that's a good question.
My favorite color.
Yeah, you sound upset, it's not bad.
No, it's okay, I thought you just would ask something different like, you know, what do
Do I love to do, you know, in my spare time?
Or like, you know, what faith, like, do I have?
Yeah, what do you love to do in your spare time?
Sorry about that. Jesus Christ.
No, no, no, no. Okay.
What do you love to do in your spare time?
Um...
I...
I like... I like to draw.
How does this kid fucking know?
Sorry about that. What were you saying?
You're good, you're good.
What do you what do you like to draw what do you like to draw I?
Can draw you
Sounds like a great idea
You okay you ask me a question that I'll ask you a question good understand, okay?
Yeah
Planted
Yeah
You don't have I think the hard part is drawing to here. So I think it should be easy. Yeah. Yeah
Good name good name Sarah good fucking name Sarah
Okay, so Sarah, here, we'll do this.
You ask me a question, then I'll ask you a question.
Bye now.
Okay.
Okay.
Keep trying to silence us.
We keep talking.
Hello?
Yeah, yeah.
Can you hear me?
No.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Oh yeah, so you ask me a question, then I'll ask you a question.
Oh, I asked you a question.
Okay.
Do you have any faith?
Yeah.
I um, I well, I believe in like obviously, you know what I'm saying? I think I think it's pretty crazy to think that
We all just kind of spawned in without like a creator, you know what I mean?
Mm-hmm
Yeah, we for sure spawned in
Oh
Okay, now you're supposed to ask me another question yes, okay, so how long have you been dealing
I've been doing very, very recently, like a couple of months, a couple of months.
Mm-hmm.
Nice, nice.
You enjoy it?
Yeah, I think it's fun.
Very nice, very nice, very nice.
Although I would never gamble.
No, no, no, but last place.
Last place.
But then he's like, would Texas hold him?
I think he's good at it.
It's not really gambling, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it's all skill.
Yeah, it's all skill.
Yeah, it's all skill.
Would you say you're a good
I'm good at bluffing
I don't think you're a good bluff or you're a good liar
No, I would never lie ever in like I would never lie to you ever
Oh my god, that was so good, holy shit.
I
Planted
Yeah
Yeah, a little rap or a rat I hope you step on a leg
Like have you ever hit a scooter on your ankle?
Yeah
Have you ever stepped on a lego?
Yeah, that shit hurt.
I'm gonna watch that ground.
That's a pretty normal question.
Sorry, is this really, sir?
What's happening?
Yeah, I think we're having a moment.
So you hit your ankle on a scooter?
Or you hit a scooter on your ankle?
I need to drop.
Yeah, I mean I grew up playing in dirt right?
Kids use A's, they don't say what they're doing anyway.
Wait, what year were you born?
2001.
2000.
You're such a bloody joker!
Sorry about that language, these boys.
I know, 2001, for 2001.
How about you?
What year were you born?
Let's see those. Nice. Very close, baby. Very close to the
baby. Oh, come on.
Bobby.
What you say? I have nothing. I think my mic glitched or something.
Do you like to be dominant, like, in a relationship?
Right?
Last player standing.
I'm sorry, what did you say?
Oh, I was just saying, like, if 30 seconds left in a relationship, do you like to be dominant?
Or just to be dominant?
There's enough to do.
you
down
we like when girls call you daddy
or i mean
Oh, you're so cute, Buffy.
There.
There.
Hello?
There.
We move right back.
Sorry about that, run back.
Here we go.
I think. Yeah, no, I'm not. We lost connection. I'm not supposed to. Okay.
Oh, I'm chasing you now.
I'm coming. I'm coming. Nice. Oh, nice one. Nice one. Oh.
Right down. No try.
Oh my God. No. No.
I got me late. I'm so sorry. Were you watching me? You weren't watching me right? You weren't
watching me. It is I just want one enemy remaining. You were watching me? Sorry about that. It's
okay. You know, no one's perfect, right? Yeah, you know, everybody, everybody, you
You know everybody potatoes
What else do you do, you know what what other flaws let your state have any flaws, I think you're kind of perfect the way you are
See my flaws would probably be that I care too much
I don't know I don't know I'm really
I don't know, my philosophy is that I catch you much sometimes, so I don't say anything.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Aw, you're a sweetheart.
I don't know about your teeth.
Oh, jet shooting my body.
Sorry about that, Batman.
I'll let you
Go for it like I'm really good at golf
Would you need somebody to teach you how to go yeah
Nice never played like top golf
One enemy related
No, I like I think is I could like teach you and you to get good the other time
Are you asking you on a date?
Last player standing
How how would you feel about that?
I'd be down
Okay, down to go swing swing your way
Um, do you like like, um, how do I say this like?
Do you like athletic guys at all?
Yeah
I like I like guys up there soccer got it nice. Yeah, actually a job a little bit
Okay, you double are you good yeah, I'm gonna be shot
How many goals have you shot? Oh a lot a lot a lot a lot a very much water goes what position
On what soccer, mm-hmm. Let's go what else what else would I be saying?
I don't really know honestly.
Oh yeah, so my position in soccer is like right wing striker.
I'm on my way
Got an axe there
Nice
We both got one?
Yep
Did you also?
Do you know any Spanish?
Ah, a little bit, a little bit
I'm
reloading.
Did you just?
What?
Reloading.
Reloading oh, yeah, I'm positioning
What?
Oh, God.
One enemy remaining.
No, no, no!
Let's go!
What's your favorite team in soccer?
Barcelona and Liverpool.
But all-time favorite is Barcelona.
My favorite Premier League team is Liverpool.
What about you?
I fuck with Messi.
Messi's my favorite.
Whatever team he's on, I'm on.
Great answer, great answer, great answer.
What's your favorite position in soccer?
Whatever position you want me in.
I think it was sorry lucky doesn't think I'm gonna be
I'm going to watch this.
Yeah, my ult's ready.
Oh!
I'm so fucking close!
Come on!
I'll play this game!
Come on, it's positioning man!
Let's go let's go. All right, what if I like what if you are what it's about?
Yeah
I'm kind of locked in. I don't know. I gotta play good when you're on my team. I don't know. I
Think I think we make a good duo. Wait. I'm okay. I'm gonna use the bathroom. I'll be back in like one minute
I'm not on a vape break. People are gonna say I'm out of a break. I'm not all right. I'm just going about okay
Okay. Okay. Match found. WB3 for sure. He says he doesn't, but he does.
I miss him already.
He took his jet.
Oh no.
I don't know what to do with it.
Choose your agent.
Oh no, somebody took Jack, fuck.
Oh my god, I'm gonna get a random one.
You have to choose one.
Omen, omen, omen, omen, omen.
That's okay.
It's omen good, it's omen good, it's omen good.
It's a redo, it's a redo.
Oh, we get all we redo. Okay. I'm sorry about that. I'm back. I'm back. No, you're okay. Did you miss me when I was gone?
Hello, actually
About your bike
What did you do I just found oh, okay, the people were saying you gooned
They said good break
No, no, no, I did not do it, I did not do it, I did not, I did not do it, I don't know why people would say that, I did not do it.
See the thing is like my chat like fucks with me a lot, so you just kind of like, kind of ignore what they say, you know what I mean?
I would never do a date break or a good break in the middle.
I've actually never thought about it in my life.
Your whole life.
Okay.
Yeah, I never did a fake break or a good break.
Or are you on stage?
Oh, cool.
Touch it.
Yeah, I'm going to be your pocket stage.
Oh, sweet.
Awesome.
So if you die, I got you.
Thank you.
I got you.
You know, I went, I think I went 10 and 7 in the last game.
really? You're such a good boy.
Hey.
Raina, there are better ways to survive.
Are you think you're gonna go pro and down there?
Yeah, I mean, probably, you know, I could have went pro in a couple of games, but
couple games, but I just go through the shows I got in the stream, so probably not. I like
streaming. Like I could have went pro in R6, I did it in, could have went pro in class,
did it in, could have went pro in Rocket League, did it in. Yeah, I need that. I just, I
like streaming type shit.
you're really good at a lot of a lot of games your your hands your fingers
yeah I'm good with my hands
I
Know
Yo Phoenix somebody's you know like well watch your watch your
Big good look I have one kill
No, yeah, I'm good at I'm good at games. I'm good at games. I
Got a lot of
fast
Yeah, it's a big part of gaming, you know
This guy blocking me
This guy is blocking me
This guy is actually in the woods
Bro, this guy is fucking jumping in my fucking place
I think we got a bunch of swaps
Oh
They're like good it's just this kids following
Ben bright Phoenix, I'm gonna lock during a game. I don't think they want us to play
Maybe split up
You mean like me and you like split up on the game
Yeah, yeah, no not in person
All right, this rain has got to piss me the fuck off that ass brown this rain is actually
Talk your shit. Talk your shit. You'll read a everything. All right, bro
Yo, are you juicy? No, no, no
Yeah
I hope you get the crack
I hope you get the crack
I don't know why he said that.
I'm scared.
Last round in the half.
Seven.
Yeah, you wouldn't do that, right?
Do what?
Try to take advantage of a woman like that. No, I wouldn't even think of her like that. Jesus Christ, no
Yo, um, what's like, yo Reina, could you like get out of my face, please?
I think that's gonna want you, bro. Yo Reina, take them back shots, please. Are you getting?
No, no, no, no, no, at least mine is mine. Thank you
Don't worry Sage, you can keep them.
King, so you enjoying your Fruity Friday?
Okay.
I don't know why this guy's saying that.
Look inside!
Alright, let's wait on it.
I just need to find the religious spot.
I'm not gonna let you go.
I think I just messed with you guys.
Yeah, you're lucky.
No charge is left.
I
Met the steps row this rain is so unbearable
I'm gonna pick up your gun
Reloading all right
I'm not stuck being hit a lot. This is the first time I've been hit.
Of course I've been hit.
All right, I mean I went to get fucking teentale
one enemy remaining reloading reloading
you just ran us really fucking pissing me off
I
What am I reporting for
Yeah, I challenge I challenge your ego for it to a 1v1
Would you know
You want to pass it out?
so you're not confident so we're pushing out what is this game rain oh my god
Yeah, yeah, I swear to God these guys are smart. I swear to God they're slapping.
I just, I just gassed in this four people on me four. I haven't done that play once.
Last player standing.
They have no charges.
What?
No, I'm telling you, like, I know, I know, I know my team's slapping.
What about me and jet 1v1 and then sage and
Mike's 1v1
Well on bottom you're like right below me
Running around in my face shooting and tea bag I can't play the game right now
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I was just trying to make friendly
I thought you're a really cool guy, but you're showing your true colors now
Well, I'm chillin bro, but this rain will not leave me alone man like you can't break up my TV, bro
I'm getting fucking like
I wasn't pounding you I love you
You're just a cool guy and I like
I think you feel better now than you ever think.
Great, five people around me again.
It's weird, wherever I go, there's five fucking people.
I don't know, wherever I go, there's five people.
Ha, ha, ha.
Come on.
Hey!
What the hell are you doing?
It's a body.
You got this.
For you?
Wait, what is this?
A big slope?
Slope?
Oh, 26, way, way, 30, something like that.
I'm okay, I'm acoustic too.
Yo, hey, bro, are you trying to hit me?
No, I just like showing respect to guys that I respect.
Yeah, bro, love you man, but I don't want to be won.
Like, I'm sorry, I just don't want to be won, dude.
Spike planted.
Okay.
Yo.
He just broke his heart.
What is going on in this game?
Also, bro, did you call me acoustic?
I love acoustic guys, that's tough here, okay, sorry I'll stop trolling
Blacky stop making fun of Jinx's katie now or I'm gonna find your fucking address
No, you want
They sure oh, yeah, yeah match point to where trust each other wait
Wait, I think we lost
There was TK, I'd be doing that shit to you every fucking day of the week
I can't play the game.
One enemy remaining.
Fight planted.
We have to outsmart him.
This is what you're gonna do.
Okay, you're gonna go to a corner, right?
You're gonna go to a corner, and I'll wall.
No, he'll shoot it.
Am I intentionally not the problem?
Diffuse the spike.
Is he not?
He's gonna win, right?
Or is he?
Oh my god.
Is he gonna lose on purpose?
Smoke's transiting!
He's gonna lose on purpose.
Wow, I'm back to see the...
They're going your game?
Okay.
Wow.
You know Chad, I'm sorry but this is shit.
Clutch.
I was about to come on camera, but I have a whole lot of skills.
Um, this Reyna's probably near round shooting LMG.
What do I do, Sara? What do I do?
Yeah, Jinx, my ego might have more order than yours.
Yo Phoenix, shut up!
Okay, this is what you're gonna do.
You're gonna jump here.
And then I'm gonna try to wall him off.
Take him back.
We're gonna make him fall so bad.
Take him back.
Take him back.
Take him back.
You just don't fall off.
I'll try to get him.
I tried.
I
one enemy remaining clutch they're nothing to me no game so good great
not around sudden death
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, remember what I said?
So, you and Mido were hiring heroes on behalf of...
What are you trying to say?
BASALRAG!
I said nothing.
That's what you're trying to say.
Oh, yeah.
What I said, I said, uh...
That's how we know it is really positive.
I said, I said back!
I
And then I'm Dennis. What is happening bro? Don't rain out. I literally despise you. I swear
One
Love from Australia
Raina typed one and nine in a swift play
Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah. I wonder why.
Hey, Genki, what's this? Can you meow for us?
Okay. This is, yep, that's a Mew, and that's a Mew, and that's a Mew.
Okay, once we reach level 20, it's going to be good to go.
We'll just get 10 times worth.
One enemy remaining.
Oh, really?
Last player fighting through a ring and a gun is like,
Attackers win.
All right, well, I'm gonna hop off.
Um, I was...
Good luck, good luck opening cases.
Yes, thank you, thank you.
That was probably the worst game of battle ever,
but I had fun, I had fun, other ones.
I'm sorry you have such a bad game.
No, no, you're good, you're good.
Oh my god, one in nine climb.
I was just getting fought around by a kid with an LMG.
I'm sorry.
Um, but all right, I hope you have a great, uh, evening.
It's time to be great, bro. High-fives, joint call.
High-fives, joint call.
High-fives, joint call. Now!
Joint call, joint call, joint call, joint call, joint call, joint call, joint call.
High-fives, joint call, joint call.
That was so annoying. I'm not even gonna lie.
Bro, that shit was like the most annoying game of battle I've ever played. Hands down, hands up.
That was the most annoying game of out and I've ever played it in my entire life.
I close it up?
I close it up?
We have two.
Oh my God, chat just feast your eyes.
Feast your eyes.
Nothing's leaked, nothing's leaked!
Chat, we have two hundred chroma twos.
two hundred chroma to hundred chroma to us tonight is the night will we be
great to one of the chroma to us I might do a trade-up we just got to see
out of the night goes hi-mine let me call
jair bear yeah are you actually ready yo yo yes if I don't get a gold tonight
I'm gonna kill myself in GTA oh the golden the golden dude
actually a lot of shit this time last night's where she had my kids at $2,000
knife. A week ago Jason gets a $2,000 knife. A couple of days ago Joe gets a
rad and two goals in 30 minutes. I'm due, but I'm not just opening any normal
last fracture fever. Roping chromatous. Because if I get a gold out of these 200
chroma's and it's worth $60 that's actually worse than not getting a gold
brown. Ron got two cake loves yesterday. Oh yeah Ron got two cake loves out of a
Everyone gets these insane polls. My best bowl is a $100 knife tonight is the night we're great
Are y'all boys ready? Are y'all boys better? Of course, of course. Yeah, wait share screen share screen
It doesn't work. Jixie. Yeah, I have a question, bro. Yeah, man. What's up, bro? Talk to me, man
So like yesterday you made a promise
You can promise in here like to high-fives and I like done with the e-dates and then I just checked your stream
Yeah, what do you think you're a firstly on Valorant, bro? Like I just want to know like what happened. Yeah, what the hell is that for?
You lied to us, bro
What change well
Okay
Listen, I haven't opened cases in four days
We're not doing any trade-ups. We're gonna keep opening cases until our budget is at fucking zero
We have two hundred chroma twos. All right
Two hundred chroma twos. There's not a single universe. We don't get a gold tonight. Are you guys ready?
Holy ready, buddy. Holy ready
We're gonna chroma twos. They have the best I said the game. Let's go
Gold gold gold gold
Oh
Yes, yes
What it's been four days, man, I'm blessed I'm blessed to be open in these cases, man
I might be down 13 thousand dollars, but tonight
We go
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
Daddy
Yeah
cold cold not bad
yes listen we're gonna be overly positive and overly grateful for everything that
is out here yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes yes
are you gonna do the same thing we do yes yes yes oh
look guys positive love of the box a road you love
Love the vibe
Maybe you're being that that was the spark in your life
Go go go go talk to me nicely talk to me nicely
Go go this up. Oh, let's go go to the boys go to the boys
much ammunition so many cases all right so many cases all right
they typically do two knives now at this point yes I believe we've opened I
think 1300 cases we're do we've only got one knife yeah go go go go go go go
go wait you say hi-vis pack so you gotta kill all of you yeah yeah
Yeah, and it was $2,000.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dreams of nightmares or what?
Yeah, it was a dream of nightmares trade up.
It was all night wishes five times.
Uh, trade it up, factory new.
You get pretty big, bro.
Yup.
Of course, it was factory new.
Yeah, it was factory new in terms of the track.
Well, it can only be factory new and minimal wear.
So, I got the best of the two again.
Well, maybe some of that luck will rub off on you.
Maybe a little.
Don't think!
Hey, that's...
Dinksy, what was I saying last night, bro?
You're a dude, bro.
The pool at this time something chances with 1,000 cases to get a gold is 91.5%
All right, so
So I'm 91% do
Well, but I think you use it up because you got one already
Wait hold on. I got it after 200 cases. Oh, right. We looked at that that uh, the like tracker or whatever and since your last case
I think it's like 800 right here. You're approaching
Yep, no, it's actually a thousand I think really
We got our first goal on like a 400 day it's been a hundred
Yep, chat saying 5050
Agency can you hurry up the stream and get the ball and I got college work to do motherfucker
Yeah, man, if I could just spawn in a gold, I would do that, yeah, it's not that fucking easy!
Let's all start today. No stat-ies.
No stat-ies.
Go, go, go, please.
Go, please. Go, please.
That's right, there we go, bro.
There we go.
That's right, there we fucking go.
MP7's that track.
That's the first time we've been excited about a stat-ie.
I'm loving the way the blues are looking today, you know what I'm saying?
Red!
Red!
Wait!
Red!
Oh, ah, blue.
It's only got blues today.
Gold!
Gold!
Yeah, I like that energy.
Come on, this is what we needed.
Right here!
Red!
Oh.
Still only blues, which is great.
There's plenty more keys at the speed of light.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
Yeah.
Come on, chat.
it like i'm gonna tell you tonight i'm not gonna be so good at this now i was here in the fucking
chat i was here in the bucket
hi guys grab my wiener let's go no there you go i was here i was here
go down go out has to be it has to be now
Oh
We have a lot of those
But we're doing a lot of these MP7s
I'm saying if I could do it you could do it
Exactly bro, rockin' this out of you, you think?
Go get it, rockin' it, like everybody's gettin' gold, it's my turn!
Ha ha ha!
Right now!
Can I put out something?
Squishy, talk to me bro, what is up?
We've only gotten blues today, not a single purple yet, which is good news because I have a theory.
The more blues you get in a row, the higher likely you're gonna get a banger of gold.
So let's keep gettin' blues, until we get the big one.
I like this
Yeah, I was mad that I got 30 blues in a row, but now that you've said that squishy
I actually know I'm gonna get a gold map. Thank you for that
No, this is good. It's only juicing up the gold even bigger brah. It's gonna be even bigger
a
I'm pretty sure that's mathematically impossible.
Oh, big, hard ball.
Like a really grandest thing to come here, guys!
I didn't even know we got 25 balloons until Squishy said it!
I just wanted to point out the mathematical anomaly that's 25 balloons in a row!
Wait, I saw the way the padlocks fell.
26 balloons in a row.
Let me see.
No, don't keep that.
Because I don't even know
His eggs on the pink almost doesn't count unless it's horses used in hand grenades it's about to be a
bro i actually didn't know this was possible i didn't know this shit was possible bro until
squishy told me 28 blues in a row on an eight dollar game
red i'm gonna put a blue 29 blues in a row wait i'm i'm actually
this might be my last time i understand tell him i'm not even gonna get to the outside
29 balloons hit the bell somebody just typed property oh yeah yeah wait I feel
tested feel tested yeah how much does this work
five dollars probably yeah almost paid for one case it took 30 cases and we
Almost ready to pay for one
So our ROI is like what negative 20% I'm not bad though
Yeah, thanks. Oh, but it's a moment. Okay. That's right
I'm welcome that's a purple
Oh
Oh
Hey, new new blue streak started
Yeah, okay, say we open 200 promo tubes tonight, would we be able to open say 300?
I don't think so
So let me think about it. Let me say this buying 100 you're never seen. Yeah
buying 100
Cases today was six hundred dollars
So and then we have to buy the keys
We might have a little bit left over but about for dreams and nightmares because those of my head
That's where I got my knife from though. Well, I didn't get it out of that case
Not bad
Chat, to the people typing profit, okay, guys, I mean it makes everything abundantly fuckin' clear to you in this game.
Profit's not real. It's not possible. If you do a trade-up which costs like $600, you'll make profit 20% of the time.
You want to know the ROI on a case? Chat, try to guess. Who knows what the top of their hat is.
Starts with a pfft, ends with oar. So if you open a case, there's a 4% chance of making profit.
how do you like them out this so chat type a profit it's not gonna pick up the
vibe it's not gonna pick up the spirit it's not possible to make profit in this
it's not yeah it's not hit away from profit
squishy that wouldn't be a hit if I was to pull like $3,000 knife that would
be like the greatest outcome ever and I would still be nine grand in the hole
profit's not real, it's not real
well you could pull it, well this case has like a 14k knife though
right? yeah, that's what I'm saying, you would be out of the hole
oh it's a 14k knife
hi guys, can we get the math on the odds of pulling that $14,000 knife
just so I know, just so I know, oh no, just so I know
cause it's in the case right, it's in the case, it's in the case right
so what is the odds, what is the odds, what is the odds, cause it's in the case
I'm
50 say 50 50 you're getting your shit fucking parma bad motherfucker
Somebody in my chat said one in 2.5. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes
So the odds of me pulling that $14,000 knife out of the scurvy two case is
One in 2.5 million. It's not bad. I'd like the odds here jinx. That's the next one
It's not impossible
That's not bad. Hi guys. Hi guys. I have a better chance of flying to the moon traveling back solving world hunger winning a Nobel Peace Prize
Dying
Cryogenically freezing my penis coming back to life
Respawning as a turtle and then pulling 19,000 goals in a row then getting a one and two point five million camps
People win the lottery though. Yeah
Yeah.
Bulls of gold blue.
So I have to remember the ground rules.
You cannot say, hey, hey, I'm not in the mood.
You can't say gold when the case is dying down and you can see a blue.
Don't do that.
Can we all just take a step back?
Because we started off this, we started off this case opening and you said, I'm going
to stay in a good mood all day today.
And we're how many, we're not even 40 keys.
So squishy.
Lost a bunch.
Not even.
Our second match I was in the best mood ever until you said I pulled 27 gold
Or 27 blues in a row. Sorry. I built her on my mind
Because I didn't even know squishy I thought we got some purples when you said 27 blues
I've been off the mental for that ever
But you said
You know that yourself that it was a good fact to know though
It is a good set to know we're I think we're at five or six right now in the round, but we're building back up again. Oh
Come on
blue blue blue
The dick are you shouting and screaming about lose brother?
I will roundhouse your ass just celebrating a blue in my discord call while I'm
In the hold on this game. You're shouting blue. Yes
I'm I speed the fucking room
Number six!
We need that fucking room!
Sorry about that, sorry boss.
No worries.
Go to the boys' back home.
Go for it!
Good shotgun.
Better where they come from.
Not bad, that's seven in a row.
New street.
We've got a war brunt here.
A lot of pinks going through our jinx and we're gonna get...
No worries at all. No worries at all. I'll make sure you're checking the float, by the way.
Oh, hey, you know, thanks for reminding me, hi guys. You know, out of these 200 cases,
thank you so much, bro. When I keep getting that origami sawed off shotgun blue over and over,
I'm gonna check the floats. That'll make this better. Thank you so fucking much for telling me that, hi guys.
I didn't think about that. I didn't think about checking the floats. Let's check the floats on every time shall we?
Let's do it
Here we go. Here we go. Let's get the float
Ah! Oh battle scar nice
Oh, we need more. We need more ready. Already 40 cases in my bowl. Oh my god
I
Know yo chat, I just want to be clear what I say to this bro if you're one of the sociopaths in here typing profit question mark
like
You just say something on us did you just
Otter out no, I'd swear to God. I heard somebody
Chat profits are real. It's not fucking real. It's not we got out my funds. Oh
Oh, we got it at work. What do you mean? We got it at work on stuff. Oh, just give me one second. We should be good here, Janks
Don't worry
How's it a name today, bro, you know, I'm glad you asked my dad about your date your date your date
Oh, but how was your day, bro? Sure my day
My day was good about my day was good. And then I started opening CS go cases and now I want to
run my car into a fucking lake no no I get that before the day oh my day I had a
good day but now I want to run my car into a lake like am I clear what I'm
saying guys this shit is not a game 20 more let's go go 20 more I've got to
maybe put up my snack tracker yeah no worries
Oh, somebody in the chat type is profit.
Do you want to be perma?
Get the high energy drinks.
Come on now.
Gold, gold, gold.
Gold, gold, gold, gold.
Blue.
I'm deep.
I'm deep.
Don't worry.
I think that's how many I'm around.
Eight.
Almost once a time, yeah.
Well, I think that's nine or 10.
I'm around?
Oh 11 11 blues in a row nice
That's your blood please. Oh, yeah, you're right. Let me check the flow
Well our gold on the horizon no no
Let's keep it together. I feel the vibes crumbling about a second. Yeah, thanks
Come on. We could really do feel like a doles around a corner. Do you believe bro?
fuck that's the real matter
ay fuck
how are we already out of it
how are we already out of it
let's see I started off the opening with 29 blues in a row
I mean do I have to keep explaining this
I started off the opening with a magical anomaly
the worst is behind it
shut the fucking tone for the rest of the opening
I started off the opening with a mathematical anomaly
29 blues in a row on an 8 dollar case
the worst is behind it
We gotta look for the future you can hit 29 goals in a row
Yeah, you only got that pink from the purple back to back
I have enough mp7s to collect the molestar.
To the fodder, to the fodder.
Yeah.
Oh!
Saw it off origami shotgun again.
I think that's 17 blues.
Yep, 17.
You better get back to back statistical anomalies.
Gold, gold, blue.
18 blues.
18.
Am I in like a simulation or something?
What the fuck is happening?
I'm on top of you man, you've got that gold bro.
Look yo, it's a score, thank you so much bro, I wanna talk about it a little more, the pattern
actually is a 5-6-1 pattern, it's a phase, it's a phase 1, 5-6-1, it actually, the
knife is top 3 in the world right now.
Really?
How did I feel when I unboxed that high-end thing when you saw the money?
Ah
Hi guys, thanks for telling us about it
I don't really remember ever fucking asking, bro
Heh
I want-
Profit!
Guys, take your fucking $2,000 knife
And shove it up your ass!
No one cares, bro!
Read the room!
Read the fucking room!
Can we check if that's profit-by-by the max 7?
You gotta be a dig, bro.
Like, let us go and hit some screens.
Three, two, one.
Purple.
Nearly gold, though.
I'm seeing a lot of purples right now.
Hold on, purple should be three.
Uh, what is the statistics on getting a purple?
be realistic like stop fucking trolling me man it's not even close to a gold
squishy it's really not somebody said the cases are warming up I hope you're
right you get a purple 12% of the time James that's the wind bro you got to
celebrate that not bad I think you're supposed to get a purple 12% of time I
don't get it like 4% I don't get the purple 12% of time have you guys been
watching the cases or I gotta say this again I don't get purples guys
It's just lose man. You just got what like Marina row somebody's right change back
Yes, this is what we needed man. There you go. Yeah
Oh, I like
get me a note i'm not in support of this
i like this channel for noon guns for noon guns
that'd be fine i'm totally calm right now
gold gold gold
gold
so
by the time these games are done you would have opened
what 1400 cases
24
we'll see we'll see after this
nah yeah we don't really need to stay
i actually don't want to see i don't want to see
That might be a record, I think the most I've seen is a 1900.
Have Is after we're out of these, let's check.
Out of keys or out of cases?
Out of these keys.
Okay, okay.
Two words.
Ah, dude it's gotta be close man, it's in one of these.
It's in one of these.
Oh!
Of course.
Yeah, right in the middle.
Have Is, I think we're out of keys.
Yeah.
Oh no, no, we got some more.
No, two more.
We're good.
Come on.
Jinx.
Gold?
Go to the page and see just join profit question mark. I literally hate you like I hope you know
I hate I
Know you didn't just like I know for a fact you just fucking done and say that stupid shit
Pop it's not real go go go go go
How about do me a favor pull up my staff yeah on my cases I just want to see I just want to take a look
I'm pretty sure I'm in the running for the unluckiest case opener in the history of
this game.
I think I'm in the fucking running for it, probably legitimately.
Probably, but maybe not.
Take a look.
Ready?
Are you having fun though, Jinx?
Yeah.
No.
No.
No, I'm not.
Just let it load.
Let it load.
Yeah.
Let's see.
I'll have it load.
I think it's good to like know like where your money is when you know it's good oh wait is it done wait
sorry i never go it's up to you never got give it a minute oh just give it a minute it's up to you
Oh
I don't think you opened any cases
Yeah, 1,278 cases, and I got one dog shit gold. I
Don't even know man. You're fortunate thousand cases since the last gold. Thanks. They'd be pretty way squishy. Thank you
That's a mile. Oh, also
Also, Jinxie 80% have been blues
milestone
It's a big 1000 1000 anything is a big mouth drive my car into a lake brown. There's no milestone
Listen y'all
Chat I might be the first human being in the history of CS go to get one gold in
1278 cases and have it be worth $100
Look at your blue ratio 80% I think that's exactly what it tells you let's go. Hey, let's go squishy any other stats
You want to let me know? How about my gold?
I will say you're I think your med ratio is good pretty good gold ratio. Yeah, it's lacking. It's coming though, bro
It's coming listen. That's but you said I'm like
Nothing that's up it off the page. Nothing that's up it off the page, but I feel like I got one. I got one
I'm nine hundred and forty seven cases since the last goal. That's pretty cool stat
I mean, I don't know. I think it's a pretty cool stat nine hundred and forty seven cases since the last special
Yeah, it's a good stat.
How about, uh, get more keys, then?
Okay, yeah, no problem, Jinx.
I think if we actually open 200-
Can we hide the screens?
Which hide them, quick?
Yeah, I want it.
If we open 200-Cromos and they'll get a single rat,
I think I have to, like, sue this company.
I'm not even kidding. I'm not kidding.
Jack, 200 cases.
If I didn't get a rat,
I might have to sue somebody.
This is fast.
All right.
Just loaded you up with 20 more keys, Jinxie.
Let's go. Come on, bro. I feel like you bought a good key in there. I know I'm feeling it too. I'm feeling it
Have I picked the key? Which key do you like? Which key? Okay?
Yeah, I'm picking key any key. I just give me mouse priority real quick. Yeah, yeah
Thanks, I think it's this I think it's this one bro. Okay. Yeah
Which face? Oh
It has to be something from the bottom
I like that maybe the last one the last one
Because they're saving it for the last you know what I'm saying they put it in this case right here. This is gonna be
I'm a blue man
Squishy, you know what you pick the key. All right. All right, bro. Give me number seven bro lucky number seven
I
Think yeah
There's like an art to it Jinx you got to just you have picked the right key the right key
Oh, that's one of ten right there
Wait, check it for it. It could be it could be
Disagree, I disagree it's about perfection. I got a steady. What could
I'm just getting origamis, dude. How about we could change the title to just origami
What's the what's the statistic done pulling a stat track?
It's one of them it's one of them one of them
One of them is a stat track so jinx by the way, we're defying us here when we get that track. That's so actually
We have to be grateful. He's probably beating the stat track. Oh, honestly. Oh
Nice
This can fucking sucks.
Get over there busting and not, James.
Come on, come on, come on.
Do they feel like a rat or something, y'all?
Oh, origami!
This origami is gonna drive me crazy!
This fucking origami, every cake's origami, origami, like, oh my God!
Gold? Gold?
Not bad.
Yeah, I mean, LMG.
LMG yeah
Come on hang another one for the collection
You're you're a little quiet we're not even
It's the same
Squishy what about that it's not bad. It's like like I don't understand everything
It's the worst thing we could have done it is
No, but this is the thing like also I know you're hitting a lot of like the typical anomaly
But I think you're beating the stat track odds that's building down way more than one of the ten cases. Oh
Yeah, that's all for you. Come on. Let's go. Yes, you're right. We've gotten we're beating the stat track
You're fine about two every thinking
Not bad that's right. Oh my god such a crack warm god back to back. Holy we're cooking. That's actually nice
for us and I can oh guys who cares
right out of the house I think I might have like a nice very bad way by my
bed look at the bottom of the bottom of the bottom what does it say what does
the same. Read it. Read the cap.
Oh.
It's something beautiful, but only a moment to
destroy it. What?
That sounds like depressing.
It's the vibes of our
history right now.
It's ugly fucking head. I'm a corner man.
I'm done looking at origami. I'm really done.
Oh, stop
fracking. Nice. Again, they're beating
these odds, man. You're beating these
odds.
Or a dummy.
RUN GET OR A GUM!
Hey!
Fuck!
So we're talking to him again, by the way.
Thank you, bro. Appreciate that.
Oh!
That's not bad. That deagle, like, low key, it looks good. It looks good. That's good.
Get the fuck out of here!
There is gold on that deagle.
Yeah!
I'm gonna miss you!
What the fuck?!
AHHHHHH!
How many origamis can one man have?!
A lot man.
Probably 30.
Give me a second, Jinx.
Is that...
Your opening hard enough.
How dare you Screech.
Yo Screech, how fucking dare you, Ralph.
You're not opening hard enough. Hey, bro, I got more heart than any fucking case open or ever
Wait, did we run out of keys?
Red yeah, that's not bad
Bro, there's a gold coming up. Holy shit. I just thought some shit
the guy you more
It makes your hiding switch. Yeah, it is bro. Jinxie. I don't like I know you're not gonna believe me
But in this next 20 keys, there is a gold guaranteed, bro
money back guaranteed bro
put your life on it
uh no no let's not put my life on it
let's put something more tangible on it
in my life
guaranteed
so squishy you're guaranteeing me a
gold in this next one right
guaranteed bro guaranteed
but you know
so what happens if there's not a gold in here
I
20 and then there's probably go to one of those like it's like you can't love that I love that
It's all about the mentality, bro
It's all I was I was explaining this to you, bro
You can't turn around bro in the cave the diamonds are right there. You don't know I care man. Keep picking bro. Keep going
Yes, keep
Oh, you should wear a fucking book the motivation of work. Yep. I'm saying it drinks. Come on origami
How many origamis can one human being obtain I actually don't even know how many
You might be number one that's not a bad thing
We're going by one of these cases
At least it's not origami bro. At least it's not origami, right? Yeah
Like at least we're staying away from origami
Let's go
I'm really happy with anything besides going down.
Oh, I saw it.
Oh, pink thing!
This is shades.
Be careful what you wish for.
Hi, guys.
What the fuck did you just say?
Well, again, Squishy has said before, nobody uses this.
I've never seen one single person equip this in their loadout.
So listen, I ask you this.
Prophet?
How dare you, bro?
Hi guys, profit is not real, bro.
I like it.
Yeah, guys, you know what?
Now that we got this FAMAS skin,
I think this is worth 13 grand, bro.
We're breaking even now.
Oh wait, it's worth two cents?
No.
Am I gonna pop on that case?
Yeah, come on.
You know, I'm actually gonna take the under on that.
I don't think I did make profit on that.
I think it's like too probably too much. Yeah, remember the case is eight dollars fifty
cents. Let's not forget that. Oh, the case is eight dollars per case. Yeah. Remember
he's like the price is a little bit. So these these are inflated. No worries though. Oh,
by the way, we didn't buy at peace. It actually went down. You stop you stop buying them
and it went down a little bit so that's pretty good we saved us a couple dollars
doesn't it funny how we got two cakes in like 80 cases and they're worth like five bucks
three pinks nice dude oh nice bro come on but you guys said this was worth two bucks right
what is yeah but it's a pain though so even on like the one in a hundred chance of getting a
I think I still make back 25% of the case that is it. I mean this is this is literally
crap. This is organized crime.
I'll put a plate up there.
Profits not possible, Jack! Shut up!
Wait hold on, that thing that's 10 bucks. That's not bad though.
Hey, it may be like 2 bucks.
No, like $1.50.
$1.50.
purple I was you like man I just really want to fucking go on the guarantee
I just want to go 20 G guarantee bro right here the next week gold gold oh
yeah circle back on that you said I was guaranteed a gold right yeah you
haven't finished the keys yet it's okay on your screen oh yeah that's what if
there's not a golden year you run it back for like it what am I supposed to
Like I'm not the fucking you said guaranteed it is guaranteed
But you can't know until you finish the keys and maybe I got it suddenly wrong. I mean it's the next set
Right
I'm not a fortune teller, bro. I just
You said guaranteed gold that is what you said
Pushing my words
On the on the good on the good news, you know what I'm saying, um, we're approaching 1000 cases
So it has to be here soon, right?
What about that is good news?
That's what I'm saying.
Fixie, in the good news, your house got burned down.
Like, it's not good news, bro.
That's right.
That's right, dude.
Listen, that means it's on the way, though, right?
What did the guy try to say?
94% or something?
Oh, it's there.
It's right here.
Let's do a chat one.
Let's do a chat case.
All right, so we're going to read chat.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Can't see, we can't see.
We're just gonna re-chat, all right, chat?
Now chat, what is this gonna be?
Chat, you tell me the exact gun you guys think it is.
What do you guys think it's gonna be?
Or a gummy.
Or a gummy.
They're saying blue.
Oh, got it.
Let's try it again, try it again.
You guys predict the gun's gonna be back.
Boom, case is open.
All right, chat, you guys predict it.
Oh my God.
Shysa
Hey, we got three more for the guaranteed, huh?
Yeah guaranteed gold, so it should be right up in the next two packs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so what are these next two for gold, right?
If it's not this one, it's the next one, yeah.
Come on.
Gold, gold!
That's weird, I don't see a goal, I don't know, maybe I'm not, maybe I need to put my contacts in.
So this was the guarantee, right, Squishy? You said 20 cases!
Don't, uh, don't! I might have been, like, you ever take a few off.
So Squishy, you said, to my face, in the next 20 cases, I'm gonna get a goal.
Right, I don't know! You said that!
I said that, yeah, yeah, I said it, I said it.
Right, I said it.
Squishy, let me get this straight, man.
you 100% guaranteed to me to my face that I'm gonna get a gold right not
100% ever said that the percentage brown this is what you know you said guarantee
guarantee me time percent right or wrong you know those you know those anti
bacterial ads like 99.9% adjourn just like it's like that point one percent bro I
couldn't fucking get all of it I can get her all right good starting what
for me yeah I'm in bed thanks how many kids are left how many kids are left
there's no slow down it's a lot we got a lot left
man it's just tell it to me straight up oh my wish you just be a good friend
you're not gonna get a gold all right just tell it to me listen I'm just
so confident I'll bet I'll bet I'll bet I'll get there I'll bet I'll get to
you get a gold band of the day I'm not confident that ass bro I don't get
you get to go back to that deal cuz look if we what can you just look at the
amount of cases we have I didn't realize it went by this quick we started
with you on it right yay we confident I feel it bro I'm putting my own money
on 500 bucks bro I feel it bro trust me it's coming bro it's a guarantee like
60 or 80
Everyone's saying minus 500 is no way is luck that bad. It's not possible
So squishy you're gonna put up a hundred get to that. I don't get a goal
Yes, and then if you do you only have a
Win win bro, cuz if I get the goal, I don't get I'll get you
If you don't get a gold you owe me a hundred gifted
That doesn't make any sense.
Can this origami get out of my face?
Holy shit! I get it, pal!
Do you guys have any other skins?
A little bit of spawn. We're heating up. We're heating up.
How the fuck are we heating up?
We're in an- Bro!
Dick Tundra, bro!
I don't know how they explain it, bro!
There was an avalanche, bro!
We've been into the fucking abominable slow man. We are as cold as can be
We got origami and then a shitty ass LMG
We are freezing cold
Oh, yeah, watch this
Go
Stay positive. Hey, honestly, bro, shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Fuck positivity fuck that I spent 13 thousand dollars on cases
And got one gold
worth a hundred god damn dollars
Fuck positivity
I don't 13 are 13. Yeah
113 I think it was sense to there's like 20 cents
down to the fucking decimal
down to the 20
purple
oh purple not bad nice mag 7 heat
how many cases have you been working with though how many are remaining
some
shh
We're not going to talk about math.
We're not going to talk about any numbers.
We're not going to talk about any case.
We're just going to keep clicking buttons until the screen gets golden.
And if not, I'm going to wrap my car around the telephone pole and teach you.
Celica?
We like that energy out of you, right?
I think we're going to need a press.
I think we're going to need 30 cases. This won't be the last of me.
I promise.
As long as my scene wallet allows me, I'll sit here for another hour.
We're going to change the plan.
right now I was here in the chat I was here Jake come on go train go train
background train background you just need to back that it's just not working
too many good way it's this you're at least go look at that
No, I'll suck a penis for a gold.
No, it sucks.
I will suck a penis for a gold at this point, bro.
I'll do whatever, bro.
Please, pal, buy me these.
Like, just give me a gold.
I'm your most loyal customer in the last two weeks.
Please.
That'd be a good gold if you get one, bro.
Why do you think so, especially if you get one?
Why do you think I deserve a good gold?
Wait, I do it.
If I do get a gold, it's gonna be shit.
Let's be honest, let's keep it up.
If I get a gold, it's gonna be shit.
Let's be honest.
Wait, the next one's a gold.
This one's a gold right here.
Oh my god! Wait!
Wait, the chat's saying this is a gold right here?
This one?
Yeah!
This is it.
Here it is. Put your tits away.
It's because you played Valorant you're right bro because I have the best case luck ever before I play Valorant
You're right. You've done one. They said 100%
Open it with your Johnson though. All right. I'll put my tip on this
Whatever you're gonna do bro
Nice
Heredicle it smells very good
I thought you guys said this was it.
They're saying no, they're saying no, they're saying Joe Rogan you both.
Hold on.
Wait they're saying this one.
Oh, one of these, one of these.
There was gold on that man.
Hold on.
Again, freeze the room bro, like freeze the room.
You're low-key close. Ennis, what does that even mean, dawg?
He's got a right, though. He's got a right, though. Like, mathematically, you are close.
Alright, chat. On this next case, not this one, but this next one, I want you guys to pick the key and pick the case number.
I like that.
Jack, pick the key number, pick the case number. I'm gonna pick one person.
If I could fucking load it!
Oh
Key number pick the case number right now check key six case seven okay key six case seven six then seven
Okay, do we even have six keys?
Six exactly perfect
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Got a mod everybody, a mod everybody.
Modable.
Not bad.
That's not fair, look that was good.
That actually could have been worse, yeah.
Love that thinking.
Yeah.
That looks old.
Nice, bro.
We're shitting our golds here, let's go.
Pretty sure that's the problem, chef.
WHOA, RED!
Oh, I- I- I'm sorry, Chris.
Hi, boys, again, the red doesn't matter if it's at the start of the case.
Hi, boys, we want to see the red at the end of the case, bro.
I don't give a fuck if the red's at the start of the case.
Because you know what that means, I've asked?
It means we're not gonna get it.
So, don't scream when you see the red,
because we're not gonna fucking get it, bro.
This is your shit reaction time. Can you stop on the red?
I don't understand.
You want me to stop the case?
Like bro, I have no fucking control over the case
DC try harder get banned permanently kid. I'm trying as hard as I can
I'm getting a shirt
What are we looking like here?
Ripple on bro. Oh you think so?
Goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat,
PAINCH!
PAINCH!
I think that's worth a little bit.
What does that work?
Oh, that's shit.
30 bucks, 30 bucks?
It's not bad.
Stop it.
It's really not bad.
That's actually pretty good.
Hold on.
I should take over.
Yeah, it's well worn though.
Hold on!
Ooh, I should take over!
Yeah, it's well worn though.
Not bad, I guess.
Another one?
Locked it.
Yeah, yeah, fuck it.
Last key.
This is the gold one right here.
Gold!
Gold!
Gold!
Gold, gold, gold.
Gold!
Gold!
Gold!
Gold!
Yeah, it does look kind of bronze there.
Well worn.
Yeah.
That one's kind of shit.
Sorry, leave the pink out.
Leave the pink out to give him some motivation.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, that's not...
That's giving me motivations, was she?
I'm not even going to open the cases, you know?
I'm excited about...
It's right there, bro.
It's right there.
Oh.
Do I work for Valve?
No, man.
I don't work for Valve.
I just believe...
How about you you pulled that knife yesterday yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah it's you bought the night wishes or like you had them um
Um, hold up.
One second.
Just got to get this, let's give it some motivation.
Um, yeah, right there.
There we go.
Okay.
Good motivation.
Here we go.
Come on.
not too shabby it's not bad
JT! JT! JT!
What? What?
JT!
Oh my god!
No fucking way, bro.
No fucking way, bro.
Oh, I... I...
One case, bro. One case.
We have two keys remaining.
Oh, he should have been opening the case the whole time, bro.
Bro, we did it. We did it.
it are you being like like bro please don't mess with me bro please bro that's yours bro that's yours
let's go how much does it go for let me go thousand bro check check check
eight thousand what eight thousand six hundred dollars six eight we did it we're out we're out
right at the casino oh another thing
You actually pulled that pink though. Yeah, I did pull the pink though. I got you a pink
jinx if that makes out for it. You want to give your motivation for it so I can figure
out a good skin. No words. Okay, okay, okay, okay. You want to give your motivation for
I feel like if you got the God skin bro, how do they feel? Wait wait why are you
not more than when you left like I'm ready to go Jinx you know what I'm saying
I
Was your attic to be yours, man. Yeah
How about why are you
Hey, oh listen, you don't kick a man while he's down
Yeah, please
Set it like 20 times. Yeah
Yeah, like, come on, bro.
Like, it's really, like.
I think someone's right.
Jinx, you have the background music on in the game,
so you have to turn that shit off.
No one has it on.
Like, you got that.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That part, that, yeah.
Positive.
Yeah, but that's shit.
So I'm going to turn the background music off.
Yes.
That's going to make me get a goal.
The main menu volume.
Main menu volume off, zero.
Yeah, yeah
No one uses that shit right here
Rambit
Loghami
That's better way than most the other ones you got
Oh, this feels better for sure without the music yeah
Yeah
No, TC, yeah, I did troll you with the Ruby Karambit, but on the good note, like, purple!
You don't kick a man while he's fucking down, I must.
You don't do that to somebody!
Yeah, and that's on me, that's on me.
But listen, on the other hand, the good note, bro, you know what I'm saying?
I got you a pink!
It did pull a pink, first case.
I think we lost all the profit from that pink after, like, one case, I think.
Yeah, buddy, pull the pink, though.
But I did beat the odds, so.
Oh, by the way, I just wanted to say, so I saw this on Twitter, right?
Yeah, yeah.
This guy said, Jinxie, he said, dude, Jinxie just opened 29 blues in a row in CS2 cases.
Space. The chance of that happening is around 1 in 660, or in other words, twice as rare as getting a knife.
So it looks like we are beating odds, right?
you did it twice though like I appreciate you had like a 20 how many blues
in a row do we have right now hold on we're on the streets right now we're
with the beat that shit
wait hold on
I'm not kidding right you better beat it go another one bro something's wrong with your
I think
Nice
I'm so confident
I'll die you're way more than do bro. I don't know anymore. I'm confused by the math
Gold gold gold gold gold!
Purple! Let's go!
Now he's doing the quick open shit, man.
He's doing the quick open shit.
Gold gold gold.
Blue.
Chat what am I doing wrong? Talk to me.
Chat talk to me. Like one on one.
Talk to me guys. What am I doing wrong?
What am I doing wrong? One spin away.
Take a break, bro.
I know you feel bad, bro.
know, like, chat, I just want to be clear when I say this. I started off this case opening
with 29 blues in a row. So like, I already know this is going to be a horrible night.
I'm fully aware of that. And honestly, I don't even like, hi guys, how much can we
depot after this after we're out of these crumbies?
Honestly, I have no clue. We're gonna have to take it slow.
I think we just like all of it into a fucking trade. And then we really get our results
No, no, because like I'm like I'm actually at my wit's end. No, but Jinx you got a case it bro
You got a case it because that's what we're here for the case out of a case, bro
You could trade up. Yeah, I got a case it bro. Don't lose faith in the case
Yeah, right here
Orgami look at that origami yet again back new that looks back new. I'm literally gonna burn this piece
Yeah, can you check where on that can check where oh, yeah, let me
you're right have us let me check where on this on this 4 cent shotgun
oh my god
oh my god
is that 30 origamis tonight?
that can't be correct right?
all the new ones all the new ones
yeah so 30 origamis tonight right
something like that but give it to you
birds are chirping
gold, gold, gold, gold, gold
listen, oh, what's going on?
it's origami
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
I've been having fun on Battleant, you know.
CS is making it really, really clear to just not play the game.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
Y'all can't even scoundre together a red.
It can be, it can be, it can be feel better to just give me a red.
That's all the pink go by.
Hi, guys!
I saw the pink dough pie as well, but I didn't mention it because that doesn't mean anything.
Thank you for reminding me that we saw the pink dough pie.
Any other reminders about us?
Well, I just want you to know that they're here. We just got to stop on them.
Yeah.
Oh, at least- are you trying- are you trying to open the gold? Like-
Yeah, like- are you- what's happening right now?
What the fuck did you just say to me, Squishy?
Like, when you open the case, are you trying to get the gold or are you just opening it?
You know what I mean? Like, you're trying to get the gold.
What the fuck do I see you think I'm trying to do?
Do you think I'm here for War of Galaxies?
Cause I'm not!
Kind of looks like it.
I'm here for your fucking gold!
Well, show us, bro.
Stop on the gold.
Guys, I can't stop on the gold. I have no control over it.
It's just starting to piss me off, bro.
This is the- Oh my god!
Stop!
Oh my god.
Another one, let's go.
Oh Statrack nice. Statrack too. It's Battlescarb. That's good though. Can you check flow?
Stats on your hand. That's good. I'm never gonna... Check flow? Check flow? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm never gonna use this guy. Battlescarb. Oh that's the worst, the worst one.
I'm fully aware of that because she actually could have told us Battlescarb from the jump because
it had like a big explosion on the back of the gun. It looks like the gun was thrown into a
Oh, Ram's calling me, this'll be positive.
Hey, Ram's calling me.
Oh, Stetra!
I'm just a little confused, bro.
Like, you've been opening up, like, so many cases you haven't gotten a knife,
and then, like, yesterday, in my first case again, I got another knife.
I'm just confused. Are you, like, opening them up?
Am I opening them wrong?
We need more keys, Jinx?
No worries, bro.
Fuck out, Livies!
You got way too much pep in your step right now, dawg.
I'm gonna need you to fucking calm that fucking shit down.
No one, and I mean no one in this Discord call
is allowed to even crack a smile.
This is a fucking disaster.
We've opened 100 cases. We haven't even got a fucking red.
We've got him like eight purples in 100 cases.
We've got him like 92 fucking blues, bro.
bro what the fuck is happening right now somebody tell me i've gotten 40 origamis in a single night
i'm about to set the record for the most origamis in the history of cs2 bolder than night
I don't know what to do.
Bar more keys on us.
No worries, Jinxie. On it.
I was wondering, make sure you're hiding, Trin.
Yes, it's in.
Just so you don't leak anything.
I'll ask you to say are you opening them, right? Oh my it meant says he gets a gold in his first case yesterday
I mean Jesus Christ. I mean, this has got to be like a spell was cast out on my count
You know what happens you open this one you open it. Okay. Maybe I'm the bad luck John
Yeah, I'll talk to you I
I could hear it slowing down and I hear you guys went silent so I know it's shit.
Hi guys, I'm going to close my eyes on this one and take my headset off, okay?
Okay, I like that.
Where's it?
Okay.
Talk to me, hi guys, what are we working with?
um well it's a beautiful blue skin um it's in the chroma 2 collection shines in
the light
nice I was gonna say can we maybe take a look at the statistics after this set
the keys just to make sure we're up to date yeah make sure we're due yeah make sure we're
due I'm I got my in this now pretty fucking sure we're due I didn't know if I need to
look at the statistics because I believe we've had over a thousand cases since the last goal
am I correct or am I incorrect you're correct I believe you're correct to see the number
like on the page yeah I believe I'm at over a thousand cases in front of us go chat I might
Correct. It's like maybe like 1100. Yeah, I think it's been 1100 cases since the last gold, right?
1100, I believe. I think it's been 1100 since the last gold, right?
Something like that. Gotta be close, right?
Goal!
Hi, guys. What did I say about goal when the case is dying down? That's my
You're not allowed to say gold when the case is dead. You can't do that. That's fucked up
You can say it at the start of the case sure you can say it midway through the case sure when the case is going
And the last fucking four guns you see is blue. Don't you dare say gold? Do I make myself crystal clear?
Yes boss
Now here we go ready cold
Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
Gold?
Forgot me.
Hot sweat!
I'm gonna die!
It's gold!
What did I just-
I was referencing the color!
I got you fucking dead!
No, Jinx, it wasn't that, I promise.
I always listen to you, bro.
I was referencing the color!
You see that?
That's that gold on it.
It's a sign!
It's a sign!
Oh, that one, like-
Oh, that one.
You can't really see the gold because it looks like it was thrown into a campfire.
You can't really see it.
Oh!
Battle scar another one
You don't want the origami I'll take it out
I say okay, listen one of these keys brothers and older than listen one big key
Yeah, yeah, yeah, how about I'm good this time I think
Which PD you want, Squish?
I want Squish.
Uh, somebody key, somebody key.
Give me number three.
Give me number three.
What, uh, what case do you want?
Uh, give me number 14.
Count that out, bro.
You're welcome, bro.
Hey, enjoy the knife, bro.
Enjoy the knife.
Thank you, man.
I will.
I'll enjoy the knife.
Good!
Yo, I saw like five pistols in a row.
Oh, my gosh.
I saw four pistols in a row.
I don't know if I've seen that before for the exact same pistol
Not bad I guess
Well gold right here
That's nice man
Not bad.
We'll track our stats on the AK.
Oh, wait.
No one's ever going to use that skin, so the stats don't matter.
Well, that's what I'm trying to tell you guys.
What do we talk about?
What do we talk about being grateful for stat checks?
Want to call it?
Let's be grateful.
Hey, Rob.
How's it going, man?
Bro, I don't buy that stat check.
I can only go off it right now.
Oh, you'll buy this off me.
Yes, I'm dassed.
What's your offer?
25 cents
25 cent sale cool. I mean that's profit maybe close to it profit maybe
Squishy, I don't know if you have the mathematical comprehension skills of a four-year-old fucking toddler buddy the case is eight dollars and fifty cents
It would literally waste time to sell this skin to Ron literally. I'm already down eight dollars and fifty cents
Yeah, you put it like that. Let's go to gold, bro. Let's go. Ready? This. Right here. Gold! Gold!
Ah, same AK. No soundtrack though, so...
Hi, guys. Remember, ground rules, they're here for a reason. They're here for a reason.
It's about respect, really, is one of this. It's about respect. The case is dead and you're shouting gold.
You're shouting gold. Why are you shouting gold? You know it's a blue. You know it's a fucking blue.
Why are you saying gold?
I'm just very happy today, bro. You know woke up. I opened CS go that's all a gamma Doppler butterfly knife
pattern 5 6 1
factory new
Phase 2
In my inventory, I some people don't have
of the game adopter wait someone said open it with the gamer of the year
trophy wait that's actually a good idea low that's over that's kind of a good
idea bro let's go do that you're right let's do that
bro keep a smile on your face bro come on yeah I feel like you lost hope yeah
all right here we go my prized possession the thing I sleep with in my
bad at every night and the thing I jerk off to once a week 2023 gamer of the year.
Just leave the mouse here and then we're just going to put the gamer of the year trophy right on it.
It's going to be worth it. It's going to be worth it.
Okay I'm like literally denting my mouth. Okay try this again. Jesus fuck Christ I'm
not swiping it.
Nice nice nice.
Give me gold give me gold.
Gold gold gold gold.
Opened by gold.
Not even that worked.
Try one more try one more maybe it was like a warm up thing like.
thing like all right this time I'll click it bones have the trophy let's have
it have it out here or of it that's not a goal that's actually my least favorite
skin in the game there it is again origami number 40
Woo!
Another origami.
You know, maybe if we combine all 40 origamis that we got tonight,
and then sell them all, I could maybe buy a medium fry at McDonald's.
Maybe.
I might be able to do that.
Dare I say a 4D snug it too.
Not bad.
I like where your head's at though.
One min- oh another one.
Another origami.
Yo, Valve, I hope you guys have great fucking lawyers, dude, and I hope to God NYC just wins
everything.
I hope they win every fucking dollar.
I hope NY, I'll be a fucking witness.
Yo, New York City, right here.
I got 50 origami's in a night, y'all.
Like, hit my fucking line, man.
No, seriously, you need a fucking witness, bro?
No chat, they need a fucking witness?
Call my ass to the fucking stand, bro.
I'll be the witness.
Let's sue these motherfuckers together! Let's do it! Let's sue these motherfuckers!
Uh, have us.
Yeah.
Could you figure out how much, yeah, you will, uh, think he has purchased for Gaby?
Yeah, I'll just calculate things.
Well, let's think. How many trade-ups have we done, have us? I believe three, right?
Three?
So, three?
$600 trade-up.
$600 trade-up.
Yes.
So, let me look.
Oh
That's weird it looks like it was thrown on the floor and then thrown out a wall
Okay, I mean it's just at this point. It's like insane. I don't understand all my skins are just thrown into a fucking
Gold is coming
It's a squishy, it's not, it's not coming, Squishy.
You see how we never lose hope?
Purple.
Squishy, no, no, no, no, Squishy, it's like,
it's like, like, you know, just let me down easy, bro.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like Squishy, just grab me by the shoulder,
look me in the eyes and say, you're not getting the gold.
You're not.
Why would I lie to my friend?
You're getting the gold, bro.
Squishy, this is what we call toxic,
like, toxicity, bro, all right?
your toxic like squishy
it's not gonna be a good
does not
it's not gonna be no gold
if you
how many kids you have none if not we should take the stats check that
that's easy and fuck me brown fuck all this
this that's that the stuff on this shit
originates
uh-huh
before we uh...
people all the tax money let's see all i'd check
Oh, thanks to me. Let's see what he says. Okay. Okay. All right, Jinx. So gasoline or fuel for the yacht costs on average, or dollars to $6 and 50 cents. So
You talking about gavons, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just saying how much you've fueled it up so far.
So I just put a rough estimate of like $11,800.
You probably put in.
Probably over that, but we'll just put that.
So it's about, on average, $5.50 a gallon.
Okay, so if you divide that,
if you divide 11,800 by 5.50,
Okay, what would you get from that?
2145 gallons nice good now. Let's do some calculations here
It's gabin he doesn't have a small yacht. He doesn't have a medium
So yeah, yeah, it's a large yacht
So those the miles per gallon on those ones are usually
0.1 to 0.3 miles per gallon now. Let's do the calculations. Let's finish it off here
the
Large yacht of gabans you have fueled that up so he can go
430 miles
What a good guy you are I got your job James
Maybe this y'all get seized by like the federal Bureau
Because this shit is illegal. I mean just let it's just origami and be seven origami and be seven origami
I'm going to find some more cases.
Wait, no, before that, let's just-
Oh, stop, stop, stop, check, stop, check.
Yeah, let's just-
I like that action, is there?
Let's see where we're at.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's see where we're at.
Like, chat, it's good.
It's probably healthy.
Just like, see where we're at.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, let's see where we're at.
Yeah, let's see where we're at.
Yeah, let's see where we're at.
Because we've opened, like,
Oh, is that correct?
Yeah, I think it's updated.
Yep, there we are.
That's updated, yep.
Hey, you're beating the odds on the blues now.
on the blues now hold on the blues we're at 80% now with that 79.9 nice bro
nice i'm confused 10 27 since the last special item oh that's not gonna say 10 you could just say
1027 cases since the last gold it sounds worse like that last gold was dog shit like it's actually
disrespectful even call that a gold so we've actually never packed anything of value ever
in one thousand three hundred and seventy eight cases if that's not unlucky like I don't know what
we have not packed one item that's even remotely fucking valuable in 1400 cases dude
not bad not yet you haven't not yet oh yeah you're right not yet let's buy all right
let's buy the truth we're doing yeah yeah we're so deal that's insane we're so we're starting you
Yeah
Hell yeah, I love that mental bro, come on walk in here
Can we just like load up the steam wallet just so maybe I can make a brass decision in an hour
You're
Think we've made profit would you say squishy?
Do you think over all the cases per do you think you've made profit?
Well, Squishy, if you had to guess, if you had to take a complete shot in the dark here and take a candor, what would you say, Squishy?
Do you think we've made profit tonight?
Um, tonight? No, no. But that $113, bro, that makes it dead.
Yeah, we got the $113 knife. That'll cover...
No, yeah, it was still about $12,000 in the hole.
But hey, look at it on the bright side. Let's say I do get a $3,000 knife tonight.
I'll only be down 9,000. Yeah, I love that even bro. You see how much money do you want to add that? Sure even better
No, don't buy cases. Just know I'm not this is this is the method. I know. Oh, yeah
That's a wallet, but squishy even better. Let's look at it like this, right? Yeah. Yeah, wish you let's say I get three
Consecutive three thousand dollar knives, you know never been done before I
Would actually still be down
$4,000
But what but what what what but you could say you were the guy who got three back-to-back
Knives. Yes, you're down money, but you're up in memories, bro
DC. I got good news
Theme wallet is at $500 nice dude
Dixie I'm telling you fuck chroma's dreams and nightmares where it's at bro that that that case is gonna be
I can't get out of chroma's anyways because I just can't look at this origami shit anymore.
I can't do it.
So I gotta get out of chroma's anyways.
Yeah.
I got a guy out here.
Alright Jinx.
You're good to go bro.
You're good to go.
I'm gonna zoom the camera.
This camera's like inside me.
Can we unzoom it a little bit?
Yeah.
Hey, no worries bro.
This camera's like inside me bro.
Yeah.
Let me unzoom you a little bit.
How about that?
Next.
You like that?
Yeah.
Thanks, thanks, thanks.
Really try to open a knife here though.
Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Really try to open a knife here though. Like really try
Looking handsome today Jinx by the way looking handsome
Squishy, you know what I'll try my best
You know, that's all I want from you bro. Just give it your all
In the 1400 cases, I wasn't trying to get me goals. Now I'm gonna try that's the problem. Hi, guys
You hear this guy? Like how are we gonna go is not even given the other man
Go to- Go to-
We have the same pistol.
Wooo!
You know, fresh key is good starband. Fresh key. Fresh step key.
That's gotta be hard to pull three back to back like that. It's gotta be some sort of stat on that.
Not bad! Not bad! Back to back three back to back. Yeah, that's crazy.
You know what, another statistical anomaly. I don't know. This is-
I'm scared, you're kinda crazy here. I really don't know.
I'm starting to think the CIA after the end of the story.
Why am I- You know what? We gotta go to Dreams after this.
Dreams? Maybe traumas are cursed, bro.
I think it's just me, though. But at least I can't get this fucking origami again.
Oh, speaking of- Oh, thank you.
Hi, guys. It's bronze.
It's not going up.
I don't know let's go yeah, okay, someone make an edit of all the origami poles
Yeah
Wow, a lot of blues, man, a lot of blues.
Yeah, what's going on?
Oh my god.
Origami again, bro.
And look, this one's Battle Scard, too.
Oh, field testin' my bad.
Field testin', there you go.
It's just the skin's so shitty you can't even tell the difference.
I
Think arrow for a knife. Oh
I will put a knife you put a max win. Yeah. Yeah, let's check it out. Why don't we see?
Check out arrows nice guys. Oh was a trade-up though, but it's very expensive. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
Very expensive from trade. It was a really good trip wasn't like a $90 trade-up
maybe trade-ups are just the way no no no we got to get out of a case I was
gonna get out of a case mom
were you not watching the scene like two nights ago they're not
did you see how we said it was a trade-up it's like I don't care because no
let's see a trade-up knife and we'll see it a case right right yeah your knife
was very cool I was $2,000 trade-up knife that's a good knife bro
Yeah
561 by the way
We know, we fucking know man. You've said 561 a hundred times
Congrats bro
Back to you
I'm gonna inside of them please, just like, you know what I'm saying? Like, read the room again
Holy fuck, how many blues do you own?
God, no!
Give me a purple so at least I know it's real
Yeah, here we go
Pink
Pink!
Yeah, I'm gonna get a pick in this case. It feels like
Call me hey, man, I just opened a chrome on
$2,000 gamadoppler. How's your night going?
Man, I don't know. I feel like if I stop opening Gromo, I really want a Max win, man. I really want a Max win
But the thing is in dreams you can get used to if you get an emerald on a butterfly and it's probably the same odds
We seem like
My mind is no
Yeah, yeah
Nobody cares dude
Sorry drinks
Sorry
It's the...
It's the...
Static track, guys.
A lot of statis, bro.
A lot of statis.
Lots of them.
You said you'd get a Static Form, but I don't feel the excitement when you get a Static. I don't know.
It's like, you're lying about E-Day, you're lying about the Static Red.
I just wish he does the Red Master.
It's not in my...
It's not in my hands.
It's not in my hands.
In the case, you can get it.
Appreciate that, brother. Thank you, man.
Glad to know the case has reds.
Also, the sky's bruised, were she?
Thank you for letting me know.
The case has reds!
I'm like repellent to the reds.
Alright, how many more of these Godforsaken chromatues do we have?
Yeah, can you count?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Seven chromatues left, and then we're finally out of this
hellish case that we can try.
We have gammas as well.
Yeah
Yeah
Maybe we'll get something out of those. Those are old cases. Maybe we'll get something out of those
Yeah, that was the day you stopped them
Oh, yeah, the day I raged off. Yeah, it's in the bongard cases
Not bad. All right
Okay, seven more remaining
man it's open these properly man oh wait hold on shit I'm just almost leaked open
these properly though bro what do you want me to do man do you want me to pull
out my penis start my keyboard and then open them what do you want me to do
bro what do you want me to do bro what do you want me to do how do we mean
proper like what do you think the gold wants to see when it's being open like
what do you think like probably my few are gold probably my text exactly if you
were a goal what would you want to see to come out of the case
you gotta think like at the gold
all right maybe my tip maybe my tip
i don't know if we can kill that but
it isn't working that was a purple
it's about to work
i'll do whatever it is
that'd be a boat that'd be a boat
oh my god
that's like a max win
max win the key for in a row it's not the match loss which is yeah but i often do that
i get about man i don't know
we didn't even get the shitty thing anyway it's shit anyway it doesn't matter y'all like
for i gotta gotta be strong with you man but i just feel like as soon as i get out
i love that you're still with us man if you still believe in your voice uh
You know, if you get a gold, you can actually lose a lot of money.
money if you get like a less than $100 gold on a cat so last one jinx last case
so origami what a way to finish off the car because I'm just never gonna touch
this shitty case again because I'm done yo this case is just this case is
fucking shit let's hit dreams around let's see what dreams is like no words
Thanks, bro, you know what I'm actually rooting for you though, bro
Like you know, I actually want to see you like your your face light up like your your heart filled with joy like that gold
Flash on your screen like I want to see you win. I want to see you win
Brother what's
Yeah
Brother I've been here the whole journey man since the very beginning to the first one
I want him to see you hit big man plus 113 didn't satisfy us. Yeah, how many cases do you want of dreams?
Yeah, have eyes do the works man do 20 of every case okay, and then if we don't get anything from there
Do like 80 cases all right get four like 20 dreams 20 like
20 I guess from us. I don't know. No, bro. Look, you just do all dreams man. I have a feeling it's gonna it's gonna
It's gonna be a big like butterfly. Hey, bro. I have a feeling man. Okay. Thanks. It's common, bro
I'm telling you arrow got a ruby say you swear to God
Say you swear to God
Out of a case of a trader that be all because that matters. Was it a case?
We still have enough if I do this for keys
Maybe just do like 20 out of time 20
That is not crazy though because these are three trade-ups. I think they're all less than a hundred dollars. You can definitely do 40
I'll give you 40
It takes you to unlucky brother, I feel like the world's better like reward you here
Why do you feel that way squishy because well if you go and get beat so so bad, you know
Yeah, don't get kicked when you're down so hard like someone's got to pick you up
You're honestly I never even thought about it like that bro because I've lost so much I'm due to win
Yeah, you're due you're more than do bro
And not just a win and big win bro like a win you will not forget arrow got to max wins from tradeouts
Yeah, I'm about to actually like quit this shit, bro. I don't know
Everyone around me. Just it's just it's just it just pops out of their ass these skins man. I just can't do it
Fucking high-vives gets a fucking $2,000 knife last night like what is this shit?
You brought me drinks you brought me yeah, man
$14,000 and two trade-ups
So wait what what did you just say he made $14,000
right now but but arrows up $14,000 in two trade-ups say you swear to God arrows up $14,000 in two
trade-ups please yeah that's what it appears to be man
it won't be my wedding day it will be the day we traded up to every gem in Counter-Strike
yeah like see what I'm saying he's trading up to every gem in Counter-Strike
I'm 22 I'm above sneak oh I'm at the top of the cock chair
top of the cock chair what is going on man
Oh shit no keys uh yeah we gotta we gotta we gotta clear inventory nice inventory right now
So how many kids can we add how many kids can you add on this? Who cares? Let's go to it
it. Arrows over here going for every gem? Like what is that even like what even is that
sentence?
Do you care if I put the origamis in the uh
Put them in how?
Put them in a dumpster and light them on fire bro I don't care. Is there a way to
quick delete quicksail and get them out of my face? Yeah put them in a storage
container bro fuck it fuck it all.
Ungrateful, you have this little shit.
You have the nerve to say I'm ungrateful because I got 40 origamis in 100 cases.
How dare you, bro?
How dare you, sir?
You want me to be grateful for a maximum loss?
Are you dead ass, bro?
You want me to be grateful for the worst case scenario?
Are you fucking serious?
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Yo bro, origami saw it off shotgun field tested is every man's trash.
Somebody just typed profit question mark.
Profit.
All right.
What even does that even mean?
What does profit even mean?
Well, Jinx, we're putting a profit into a store, Juno, you know.
I have such a good feeling, bro.
Somebody's tagged me in a tweet.
Anyone know anyone selling a bunch of origami sawed off shotgun skins?
And then said at Jinx.
Okay.
Yeah, man, if you're looking for like 50 origamis, like I think I'm your guy, bro.
Dead ass.
I think I'm your guy, dude.
If you need like 50 fucking origami saw it off shot and some of your guy did I really couldn't stream on this process of adding things to the crate
Like what does it take forever? Why this shit takes forever?
Yeah, that's me. How many cases now of them if you want um
Estimation
Definitely under I would say under 60
you left. You can do? Yeah. What about the remainder? Like, what about the remainders?
Yeah, we can do the remainders. Jinx, you want to do the remainders? You want to hit
these? Plus. Plus. Um, wait, what? Like, the 60 you bought plus the remainder as well?
You have enough for that? Like keys? Uh, no, I haven't bought 60 crates just yet.
So I could probably do. Hey, Jinx, whatever you want, bro. You know what? At the end
I'm your guy, bro. I'll make it happen. Yeah, man, see you dream tonight. By the same error max one
You got a butterfly
Please don't fuck with me
Maybe a solar flare hit. Oh
It's a dream. Oh
What is that? Oh, I don't know what it looks like a black laminate or something
It's a lure it's a lure no no
Celestial number one highest butterfly
Okay, I'm gonna buy I'm gonna buy a couple more. That's what you don't show. Yeah, and um
We're gonna get you a gold, though
How's your violent violent experience been jinx? Yeah, how's that been?
I don't know on Valorant. There's
E kittens and if you find a beautiful knife, you can just buy it for like $30. Oh
Jinx have have you found a beautiful?
Nice. Yeah, bought a couple on nice. They were like 30 bucks. It's all that matters
I didn't have to ice my balls off for a chance at getting a knife. You know what I mean?
Yeah
Yeah, but like where's the fun in that you know what I mean?
Okay, it's about the journey
Case is gonna be fun if I was like even capable of getting
You're about to get something there. This is about a real you back in
Why do you think so why do you think I'm about to get something because you're more than
serious they talk to me oh I know I'm more than do but that's a mean shit being do squishy
doesn't put it in my hand let me let me rewind a little bit remember that remember that one
day we're like you were do a few reds and you didn't hear red for a while and then
you hit like three reds back to back to back within like a few cases in between you remember
and you caught up to statistics you're about to catch the statistics right now
they're watching starting off with the pink all right dreams looking good dreams
looking good wait that's me really good now it's a gold
I
Like it's in enough on your coaching for our CS run
Yes, yes, yes
Yeah, you're right you're right
Yeah, see I gotta wait for the time out. Yes you
I was yelling at you the whole time.
Yeah.
I would like to apologize for that, by the way.
I would like to apologize for that.
I shouldn't have been yelling at you during the tournament when you were trying to focus.
At the end of the day, you were the one scoring most of the goals.
No, they weren't that far off.
That's bad.
Okay, that's not good right history here.
But yes, I like the camaraderie we're regaining amongst the squad.
What?
Oh Lacey, he's homeless in Tampa bro. Are you guys serious?
Damn.
Lacey homeless in Tampa?
Deadass. Yes.
Bro, how is Lacey homeless, bro?
Yeah, how many more days is Lacey in Tampa? Is he in Tampa for one more day?
2.
He's in camp over 2 more days.
2 more days.
This is kinda crazy luck you have right now, not a lot.
No way you get that pistol again.
Nice.
Yeah, blue streak.
I wouldn't mind getting an AC again.
Shadow wouldn't mind me.
I haven't met an AC in like 2 years, bruh.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Yeah blue street. I wouldn't mind meeting Lacey again. Shout out to one of my new lads. I haven't met Lacey in like two years, bro.
Oh!
It's all the pink go by.
He has nowhere to go.
God, I camp tonight, bro. I camp tonight.
Oh, I feel like there's more blues in this case. Am I crazy? Like I feel like there's more blues than you can get.
No, every time I-
It's my old friend, it's not my old friend, guys.
I just have like, I'm doing something like $2,000.
This is my primary case I opened.
I opened probably a hundred the other day.
Uh, yeah, it's that.
Any left?
No.
It's like all blues.
This is like a blue simulator.
I'm trying to bring down the vibes, but
I'm being realistic about it.
I'm gonna be honest the vibes can't get any lower
Like literally could not say a single thing to make the vibes lower bro. It's as low as it's gonna be
Lacey wants to sleep over at my house bro doesn't Lacey have like a apartment he's renting?
What do you mean he's on his way?
Wait, you guys said Lacey's leaving on Sunday?
Alright, alright.
Maybe we can hang out like tomorrow night or something.
Well, but I don't want to like stream in my house chat.
Like, I don't want to leave my house.
Because then I'm going to get swallowed, you know.
For the IRL stream of the year?
All right
Get more keys. Yeah, let me call Lacey Brown. Let me let me call them. Let me call them, bro
What like what's wrong, bro?
Wish make sure honey. Yeah
These cases it's so pointless even up in these
We already know what's in all of them
Lacey what's good about my chat scene you're calling this
Then I look at your chat and they're saying, at least he's homeless.
Yeah.
Hey, bro, how many more days are you in Tampa, dude?
Till the 23rd.
OK, so wait, that's Sunday?
Sunday or Monday?
Monday?
Monday, yes, Monday.
All right, bro, maybe we'll meet each other this weekend,
eh?
We've met before, JC.
No, I mean like meet again, meet again, meet again.
24-hour stream.
Oh, 24-hour stream?
Let me know let me know I'm gonna be here till one day all right, bro. I'm gonna call you bro
Okay, yeah, call me. I'll see you
Yeah, Chad, I don't know man like I'm I'm about like this shit is like my vibes are like so bad bro
The shit is not healthy dude
Shit is not healthy y'all legitimately. I believe them. Yeah, you guys want Lacey to pull up on me
Not tonight Chad I literally can't tonight
I don't think I'm doing anything tomorrow night though
How about we get to go yeah, you're good
Or you don't believe man, but you got it you got it
Boss this shit boss this I promise
out of my mind let's do it let's do it let's speed open i like i never i never do that yeah
let's speed open let's do it let's fucking do it let's speed open let's speed up it's a it's a
change of pace it's very good right yeah let's do let's do this let's let's see what they mean
let's stop action let's just figure it out let's get to the bottom of no let's seriously let's
get to the bottom of the situation here let's see well like let's just check it out bro let's
Let's just open these as fast as we can,
and we can get our answers as quick as possible, bro.
Let's just fucking open these at the speed of a light, bro.
And let's just keep on fucking opening these.
And then maybe, just maybe, we can get a gold like this, man.
Maybe we can just open these as fast as possible,
and then we can get a gold.
It's fucking mine, lads!
It doesn't matter if I open it with my cock, my tongue,
My nipple my ass chief my my fucking vagina. It doesn't matter if I open it fast open it slow open it without looking
I've eyes open I leave my setup
Nothing works, bro. I didn't get a karambit like yeah, I know you got a karambit. I know you got a karambit
I did it though. I did it
Remember I got I pulled one
Oh you got a fake one yeah, no you didn't
No, let's let's do it. Let's keep doing this speed opening. Let's speed open. Yeah
Speed open, let's do it man, let's open these as fast as we can.
Alright, we're getting a lot of purples.
I love that.
Oh, another purple!
Lots of purples man.
Look at that straight up, this is the plan, I don't know what to tell you.
I
Need my money
Yeah, how about how we're looking on the steam wallet very low?
I'll know why you jinx because you wanted to do those
We are
This doesn't leak anything so we're good. Let's look
Can we add to that water and just do one big trade up and then let's just see what happens tonight?
Let's do it sure. Let me let me cut out
Let's get a six hundred and fifty dollar trade up maybe even seven hundred dollars and let's see where we stand
Let's see where we stand also squishy gift those goddamn subs
Because we did not get to go we did not get to go squishy. I forgot not get to go
What about we double what about we double or not the next time you okay sober in
Yeah, we do like a thousand case next year
No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, no
Squish make sure you're hiding
Let's see how bad our luck really is tonight
Hey, all in favor of a seven hundred dollar trade it up type I
All in favor of a seven hundred dollar trade it up type I
Type it type I guys type all right jakes incoming bro. I'm seeing eyes
Let's see how unlucky I really am, bro.
Thanks. I'm surprised you're not gonna go all day. I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'm not. The thing, I'm not. Like, that's the thing. I'm not surprised.
There was, as soon as we, I said it from the jump, as soon as we opened 29 Chroma 2s
and got 29 Blues in a row, I knew exactly the type of night tonight was gonna begin.
You could just tell, bro.
I've actually never had a good case. You realize that, right?
I've never had it in case it's never happened to me. I've never had a good one
I had one hundred dollar case out of fifteen hundred cases like what are the odds
Yeah, chat what we're gonna do is we're gonna put seven hundred dollars into a gold trader up and we'll see what happens y'all
I'm covering the gold trader bro. Have us. Let's do the maps win one two. Let's do the max one
Okay, so I'm gonna get the w squishy in the chat man. Let's go to the chat
Oh nice. Okay, that's good. So we have six hundred and forty cents
Max win yeah, I want the max win one. I'll get that going
Okay
Yeah, I thought that was like a good like a good bet, but I didn't realize how unlucky we're any
20 fucking something blues in a row twice. Damn.
How many cases did we open? Was that 200
promos and then 20 dreams? Yeah. Wow. We
opened 220 cases. Like, are you serious?
Yeah. Oh my god. We didn't even get a
red. Like, I mean guys, we opened 220 cases
and we didn't get a red. Like, is that
How much profit this is it chat we're gonna do a $700 trade it up and we're just gonna see where we say
$700 trade it up y'all are y'all ready
$700 money y'all ready type R if you're ready $700 trade it up y'all $700 trade it up
I
Know that I feel like you have another case opening where you hit a gold on the case bro
Like I know I know it's a scam, but like it's got
Can on a felshin bro 113
113 me twin the ROI is 4% with what do you want me to tell you I can't I know bro, but like
I'm like, it's like, we gotta hit something on the case, man.
What the-
4% of cases are profitable.
Like, I mean, do you realize that?
It's not-
Not today, obviously, but I'm just saying like,
you won 13, it's not won.
They was terrible though, it was terrible.
I'm not gonna lie, I never seen so many blooms, man.
But-
Alright, guys.
You're gonna pull a good goal here.
I believe.
This is it.
Alright, guys.
Let me do the console thing and then we can show.
All right, guys, all right, guys, a $700 trade-off.
Now, a couple of things I want to say before this trade-out.
Yeah, you can show screen.
Actually, I'll wait till the trade-off is done.
Yeah.
I'm going to go right here.
Guys, you realize this trade-up could literally save the entire night.
I'm not even kidding.
This trade-up, even if it goes well, it doesn't need to go insanely well.
If this trade-up is $1,000, the night saved.
If this trade-up is $800, the night saved.
I don't even care.
We'll still lose money, but it's like, we got $800 all night.
If this trade-up is like $60, I don't know how I'm going to react.
Okay.
I mean, I don't know.
This trade-up, this could be a $14,000.
$13,000 like this trade it up could literally save all right it
Not as the night but the whole like CS case opening thing in general bro can bring you up you can be profitable I
Could be profitable we could be all right, so
Before we do this trade it up. I just want to say a couple of things all right
We're just gonna get right okay. I'm not gonna waste any time. Yep before we do this trade up if you're just tune it into the street
We have opened 220 cases tonight and haven't gotten a red
Fuck a gold let alone a gold. We've opened 220 cases tonight
It haven't even obtained a red
Are you guys ready? I'm ready. Let's do it James. Come on
This is it
We have our knife
We don't know what else we don't know what it is. This could fuck us through this
So this could, again, I'm 220 cases in the hole tonight. We haven't got a ramp. This could save, not only our entire night, this has potential to save our entire CSCO case opening career.
We're going to go slow, we're going to go slow, relax, we're going to go slow. So we don't want to see anything at the top, right? We don't want to see anything?
Not instantly, no.
No, if we see something instantly just break it, I don't know if I'm not kidding.
Yeah, if we see something instantly, it's not even possible for it to be worth anything.
Right? It's it's a bowie knife.
That's us. We don't want to be like a few hundred bucks. It was like the best one.
Okay, so if we see something instantly just break my set up.
Yeah. All right, let's get to the bottom of this right now.
Oh my god. Oh, that's good. I think
I think.
Wait, but give it a second.
Let it spin.
Wait, we don't see anything.
Oh, shh.
Hold on, hold on.
I don't see nothing.
It's actually good, wait.
Oh my God, it could be good.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, James, come on.
This is it.
So you know what I'm going to do?
Yeah.
I'm just going to click X.
I'm not even going to edge it.
What?
All right.
I'm just going to click X.
Okay?
Edging it doesn't work.
All right?
We've never gotten anything on the edge.
I'm literally just going to click X. Okay. Okay. I'm going to click X now. Let's rip off the band-aid
This trade-up was $700. Okay. Yeah, $700 before this we opened 220 cases
I wasn't even going to do a trade-up tonight because I thought I was going to get a call from a case
We have a 220 cases. We didn't get a single red didn't get a single gold
So right now I'm just going to click X
This trade-up has the potential to save our entire night
three, two, one, high-fives, are you ready?
Squishy, are you ready?
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
I'm ready, I'm ready, ready, ready, ready.
Oh.
You have two of them now.
One free chance.
Let's check the wear on it.
Maybe it's fact new
Yeah! Wait!
Oh!
Oh!
Five of us, can we get a price on this?
No, yeah, no worries at all
What is the chance to get the same one?
What is the chance of that?
Chat saying 80 bucks, 80 bucks
No, no, no, it's actually pretty good. Remember, this one was pretty good. That's a 500 and 70
Wait, yeah, it's not bad. This is 570. Yeah, remember what if I that's worth the buff and that's worth a lot
But it's a butterfly knife, but it's one of the lower like last expense about a fight wait
It's not bad like you lost
$200 but
just sell both of these and then just do another trade-off see the red tax at the
bottom we just sell the old one because we already have this one you saw all
All the other nights, you know, awesome.
Well, let's just sell this and then we can do it with a trade-off.
Yeah, let's see how much this one's coming for.
Let's figure out, like, let's burn it through our entire inventory tonight.
Let's just burn it out.
Let's burn it off on the fucking ground.
Let's just sell it and then do nothing about it.
And then maybe we can get something.
Let's just sell it. Let's just sell it.
Oh, $96.
But I thought you said it was five hundred and seven to go. Oh, no, that's a bowie. That's a bowie
Okay, why don't we sell the bowie then sell the falchion then we'll have two hundred dollars, right? Let me cook and
Then you gotta play steam a fee you gotta pay steam a fee though
Yeah, but James you're gonna it's gonna be less because you got an undercut to get it sold
So you're gonna I need another trade up and I need one now figure it out
I'm not like figure this shit out. Let's start selling shit bro. I mean, yeah, let's just start selling shit. Okay, so
Yeah, we're gonna go sell the butt bloods to
So just burn my whole fucking inventory to the ground. Okay. We sold it. Uh, you need to look on your phone. Oh
Okay, my first ever
Let's just sell everything we have and put it into a trailer. Let's do it. Let's do it
Let's fucking do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. How bad could it really be man?
Have a new inventory out of them. We what?
We what what how do I where's my cell? Where's my cell? Oh, there we go. Oh
Dixie, I'm gonna get that ready block out of the terminal. Oh, you're right
Yeah, you made profit on that shit like a lot of problem. I like yeah, our jinx you okay?
it. Yeah, it sounded like sounded everything sell the butt blood sure as shit. So the but
blocks can't sell the block. But like I can sell. Let me see how much that's going for
$68. But wasn't the trade up $700 though. So we we are going to get 50 maybe 40 bucks.
I like how they call it a trade up and not a trade down we got we got 50 bucks from that one
So we could sell that you're gonna have to okay that one. Yep. I'm on my phone. I
Feel like a real salesman out here, man
Sold it anything tells here we go
My aches kid
I
Would bring us home free wouldn't it the $350 a case. Oh this one sell it all
There we go, yeah sell that
So we would sell it for 30 fire fucking in
Burn it all
But up to you Jinx. Yeah, do you
Are you going to score tertiary the scorched earth right now or what?
I'm just starting everything to the floor
We can so how like how like how can we get the money for a trade up because I need I'm not like I need to trade
Well some sold some sold nice. That's good. People are buying our stuff
Let's chop open
He's um
So we can sell this drinks. Do you want to sell this are you giving permission to sell this?
That means you don't have this anymore
In your inventory, this is the only skin that I have that's worth anything, man. Yeah, I
Don't think you sell this bro
Also like a piss-jam low key like the gold gem probably yeah, so we get a better AK skin, huh?
Okay, what about my other AK? We can't have two AK skins. We got to sell one. Yep
We got to sell this one. Let me see how much this one's going for
Jinx think about how hard is the hit of pink? Oh
Oh my god jinx think about how hard is it in a pink and you spend a hundred and
something on that case and hit a pink that's a hard to see at the AK
yeah I mean not I mean how about can we sell my dog shit knife the falchion
knife plus what um saw that you're are you sure bro doesn't case that you
case that bro yeah but I'm not ever gonna use this guy's before before he's
there I'm gonna sell everything and just get a trade out let the cards fall where
they may I'm at my wits and do what do you want from me like you see can I be
totally honest with you bro even if we sold this we don't have enough I can
I think we're maxed out.
Can't you trade up to one red though, Hadas?
Ooh.
Where's the pink?
Wait.
Wait, what about?
Wait.
You ready to have that if you wanted to too.
Hadas, trade it up, trade it up, trade it up to a red.
Trade up?
Trade up a pink?
Trade up to a red.
Just trade it up, trade it up, trade it up to a pink.
Alright.
Ah, Gadgets.
It's getting dark.
Boy, it's getting really dark tonight.
I don't know.
This is getting dark.
Try it up to a red.
Another banana.
It'll all be worth it in the end, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just say it while smiling.
You ready, Jinx?
Please be a good friend.
Red, red, red.
Check the wear.
I think.
What?
That's like the best.
What's that saying that's...
Trade it up again, trade it again.
Let's get another one.
Field tested.
Let's get another one.
Yeah, how much is that? Is that good?
Just trade it to another red.
Another red, another red. I got you, I got you.
Relax, relax.
We're gonna get something worth it, I'm telling you.
We don't have maybe stat-tracked items we have enough?
We have enough
Chat saying that was actually good. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. We really chat that was like a hundred dollars. What?
Not bad
We're sort of you know going through the couch right now. I'm trying to find
Yeah
Yeah, we don't have enough things
Need a satrack also
I don't think I should trade these up jinx. Yeah, that's daddy, bro. Oh, yeah
Yeah, gotta be careful
Okay, oh, we have a lot of ops here. We could maybe
Wait, that's 10 bucks
bro look I really need to go to go chat I think it will go good no I
really need to go good man
how many we got though look at these trade-off fathers oh our storage
storage containers yeah yeah we definitely have a lot more
Thanks for the time so when you tap out bro
Hi guys see if our steam water let's throw money in bro see if that'll happen
Okay, okay, check to check. We haven't even checked. I squeeze your idol quick. Yeah
Let me know check
I'm gonna buy I'm gonna buy like hey, Jensie profit tonight. Just got here. I literally hate you
Let's see let's see if we can add of maybe how much you think maybe
Maybe we're gonna pay this to just make it easy.
Shoulda add.
$500, yeah.
Yeah.
If we do that, we're whole free.
Yep.
$400, perfect.
All right, perfect.
Now we should be able to trade up.
I got about one more trade up in me and then I'm off.
Oh, they got declined.
Our card got declined.
So we can't trade it up?
No, we can trade up.
It's just gonna be a while.
Oh, sorry about that.
You good, Jake?
So, I have eyes.
Let's analyze.
Can we analyze a little bit?
Of course, again,
would you like to bring up the facts, the numbers, the graphs?
Yeah, just tell me all the numbers and graphs of tonight's opening on CS.
Oh, for tonight,
we opened 40 dreams,
Got nothing we opened it 200
Proma what would it?
from us chroma twos. Yeah chroma twos
Got nothing
You say nothing. Do you mean like no golds or do you mean no rats?
Right
Can you go wait? Oh, did you trade it up? Oh fuck?
Can you open your game quick and
Go to your pinks
Uh, what are your pinks?
Do you have the galil?
Go everything?
That eco, eco galil.
Is that eco one?
Oh, pink, pink, pink.
I mean, we got a star.
Didn't you have a better one?
Or did you trade it up?
No, we probably traded it up.
Oh, because the min, oh fuck.
I think you had two of these.
men wear I think it was I feel like it was men wear it's $300
bros I think you might trade it to the I'm not even fucking
trolled
us. No, no, they're in sword. They're in sword. No, they're
in
storage. Yeah, I put them in storage. I put them in storage.
And you sure? Yes, I remember. Yes. I'm just gonna cut it
here. I can't. Alright, drinks. 220 cases. And not
you sure single red. I'm sure. Oh, I'm maybe I do a trade
up and I get the same knife I already have. I got to go y'all.
Yeah, I'm probably, yeah, I'm not going to turn it up tonight. It's a bad time, so I probably won't do it either.
Hey, Oprah, Oprah, pretty house of beautiful friends, have a nice day.
Hey, Jinx, love you, bro.
Keep your, Jinx, keep your chins up, bro. Love you. See you, bro.
Love you, love you. Good night, Jinx, good night, Jinx.
Later, later, later.
Good night, bro.
Keep your chins up.
Are you serious?
All right, chat, I'll see y'all, man.
Another night of CS.
Not even a lick of luck.
Catch you guys in the next one.
Oh, in the case I don't see ya.
Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.