[446/730] 🟨 REACTS -> VALORANT DAY 5 -> OPENING 300 CASES #ineedhelp 🟨

Jynxzi

03-21-2026 · 5h 40m

Transcript Stats

Broadcasts 30+ hours are truncated. View the Raw Transcript VTT for the full version.

[00:00:00] I

[00:00:30] Rival Fantasy, SHATTER!

[00:00:32] Rival Fantasy, SHATTER!

[00:00:34] Rival Fantasy, this a new life

[00:00:36] Rival Fantasy, this a trilogy

[00:00:38] Rival Fantasy, this a mula

[00:00:40] Batsmugging on my legs and in me

[00:00:42] Rival Fantasy, SHATTER!

[00:00:48] Who remembers this song, bro?

[00:00:50] My god, this era was so pee!

[00:00:54] I got a new dance for real my son. I might actually be good

[00:01:18] Hi guys like

[00:01:20] Can we just start off on the right foot today?

[00:01:22] I mean, I'm not even admitted into the screen.

[00:01:25] You're pausing music.

[00:01:27] Can we start on the right foot today?

[00:01:29] Please, dude. Please.

[00:01:30] BANG!

[00:01:31] This shit really ain't what it seems.

[00:01:33] It was a pile of-

[00:01:34] Alright, pull up G2 Rainbow Six Tweet today,

[00:01:37] and we gotta talk about it, chat.

[00:01:38] What you need?

[00:01:39] I don't know what a cost of my novel

[00:01:42] A bar of love, a drum of my own

[00:01:44] All I know is that I had to defend

[00:01:46] HAH! Today's a great day, bro!

[00:01:48] It is not Saturday, what the mean?

[00:01:50] What do y'all got planned this weekend not counting goon in chat now first off we got

[00:02:10] to talk about this chat your boy let me know you guys like my acting skills bro chat I

[00:02:18] I was asked to be in this video a week ago.

[00:02:22] Let's watch it, bro.

[00:02:23] It's, let's watch it.

[00:02:26] This is Pete, bro.

[00:02:27] I'm not even gonna lie.

[00:02:28] This is Pete, bro.

[00:02:29] This is Pete.

[00:02:31] Okay, Sherlock Holmes, I'll make it simple.

[00:02:33] Chad, that's me, that's me.

[00:02:35] I heard G2 was making roster changes.

[00:02:37] I need to know at all costs

[00:02:40] that my glorious king stopper is safe.

[00:02:43] I went off script there.

[00:02:44] I'm just kidding to be honest.

[00:02:45] It was supposed to just be stopper,

[00:02:47] But I went a little bit off script, slightly.

[00:02:50] If you can get me the information of exactly-

[00:02:52] Yo, stop it so tall, by the way.

[00:02:54] Like, I mean, what can this guy not do legitimately, bro?

[00:02:58] Wait chat, look.

[00:03:00] You could see a figure in the back.

[00:03:02] Who could that be, chat?

[00:03:03] Who could that be?

[00:03:04] Get me the information of exactly who is joining the team

[00:03:07] and who is leaving the team.

[00:03:09] Let me know immediately,

[00:03:11] and I'll make it very worth your time.

[00:03:17] I have a few options.

[00:03:23] Benja, you know what's G2?

[00:03:26] SI one-off and a call.

[00:03:29] Option number two, G1-off and two is gone.

[00:03:38] Did you order takeoff?

[00:03:40] No.

[00:03:41] Well, go get it.

[00:03:43] What do you mean go get it?

[00:03:45] They've been doing everything all day, but this made the slideshow.

[00:03:48] And they're still dishes in the sink, babe.

[00:03:50] God, what do we do? Everything on our stove dishes in the sink, babe.

[00:03:52] That's the other one.

[00:03:53] Chad, that's the Scottish accent, bro.

[00:03:55] The very least you can do is go and open it the door.

[00:04:00] Don't forget to tip the guy.

[00:04:02] What the fuck, hey, Bob, stop, Bob!

[00:04:07] I'm here to fix all of that problem.

[00:04:09] He's so French and cool, bro.

[00:04:11] He's so... Let's rewind that.

[00:04:13] He's so french and cool.

[00:04:19] Now this is cinema. This is the shit that I'm talking about guys. Let's go!

[00:04:27] Welcome Shiko to G2. Now bro, G2 Loki is looking cool bro. You got Stompin,

[00:04:36] Doki out of the mouth Shiko and Benja

[00:04:40] I don't know bro like

[00:04:42] They're like I don't know pro league this pro league circuit of R6 is gonna be fucking peak this fucking year

[00:04:48] Cuz I always had a problem like alright

[00:04:50] I don't know like feel like stop at least to get like a like a little bit more help

[00:04:54] You know what I'm saying bro Shiko and Benja Benjo want to major with G2 and it's fucking Shiko, bro

[00:05:01] This is gonna be the most watched team in fucking R6

[00:05:06] Pro League history, bro.

[00:05:08] Maybe if you don't count like Prime fucking Penta and G2,

[00:05:11] bro, this might be like a top three most watched team

[00:05:14] in our sixth history, bro.

[00:05:15] That is cinema.

[00:05:16] Jack, let me get a cinema in the church.

[00:05:19] Jack, that is cinema.

[00:05:20] JP is calling you.

[00:05:21] Who the fuck is JP?

[00:05:23] JP is calling?

[00:05:26] Why are you so sweaty?

[00:05:27] Cause I was training today.

[00:05:28] I was working out.

[00:05:29] Cause I was training.

[00:05:30] I was working out of training today.

[00:05:32] I was working out of the training.

[00:05:34] I was working out of training.

[00:05:35] Chad, you wanna see my training clips?

[00:05:39] Bro, I'm getting tan, Chad.

[00:05:42] Why do I look like a tomato?

[00:05:44] Chad, look red.

[00:05:46] Chad, why do I look like a tomato?

[00:05:47] Chad, y'all wanna see my training clips today?

[00:05:49] Bro, today!

[00:05:50] I was doing one touch finishing today, Chad.

[00:05:52] It's looking good, yo.

[00:05:54] Chad, let me show y'all, let me show y'all, let me show y'all.

[00:05:56] Where is this from today?

[00:05:58] This is from today, Chad.

[00:05:58] This is from today, bro.

[00:05:59] Check this out, Chad.

[00:06:01] Just finished another day of training.

[00:06:03] Chad, one touch finishing, bro.

[00:06:05] Not easy, bro.

[00:06:06] Here's the best clips.

[00:06:08] Today's finishing session was about control and power.

[00:06:11] We started off with some one-touch finishing.

[00:06:12] I decided to hop into goal to give a game-like feeling,

[00:06:15] and I talked some shit about how he-

[00:06:16] All right, come on.

[00:06:17] Who the fuck is saving that, bro?

[00:06:19] Who the fuck is saving that, kid?

[00:06:21] Wasn't gonna score, and that backfired pretty heavily.

[00:06:24] Listen, I'm no profession-

[00:06:25] Who's it like, bro?

[00:06:27] Come on, dude.

[00:06:28] Yeah, who's saving that?

[00:06:29] No goalkeeper, but neither is Sketch,

[00:06:31] and I don't see him saving any of these.

[00:06:32] He's doing a great job of keeping his body over the ball

[00:06:34] and stopping the ball from rising over the goal.

[00:06:37] After working on back post-finishing,

[00:06:39] we went and worked on some creative situations

[00:06:41] to get the ball out of his feet to shoot.

[00:06:43] If you look at the way his hips are facing

[00:06:45] when he hits the ball,

[00:06:46] he's not always facing to the right anymore.

[00:06:48] That's causing him to be-

[00:06:49] Oh my God, that one aroused me.

[00:06:51] Bro, that one literally aroused me.

[00:06:52] Like, that's out of the ground.

[00:06:53] Yeah, would have compressed the ball down

[00:06:55] and hit a long drive.

[00:06:56] This is very similar for long range passing.

[00:06:59] The only difference being he would have to drop his ankle

[00:07:01] and get underneath the ball to create backspin.

[00:07:04] We are 28 days from the Sidemen charity match.

[00:07:06] I'm very happy with our progress so far.

[00:07:08] Mentally and physically,

[00:07:09] Jasey looks very healthy and happy in training,

[00:07:12] and this is exactly-

[00:07:12] I mean, bro, like I'm getting tan, bro.

[00:07:15] I've been running, chat.

[00:07:16] I've been like, I've been actually running

[00:07:18] like every fucking day,

[00:07:20] getting my cardio going, working on training, chat.

[00:07:23] Like if I don't score,

[00:07:24] like I'm actually gonna kill myself, bro.

[00:07:26] In GTA, kidding.

[00:07:27] No chat.

[00:07:28] Wait, when I get close to the camera,

[00:07:30] I turn into a tomato.

[00:07:34] What is that?

[00:07:39] Maybe I'm just getting tan.

[00:07:42] Maybe I'm just getting tan, bro.

[00:07:44] Stop drinking beer.

[00:07:45] Yeah, yeah, Brady.

[00:07:46] Yeah, bro.

[00:07:48] Chopped, chopped.

[00:07:50] Liverpool.

[00:07:51] Wait, is Liverpool playing today?

[00:07:53] That's rubbish.

[00:08:03] rubbish. That's fucking rubbish. Bro, like, what type of shit is that? Now, Jack, speaking

[00:08:12] of the fact that Stompin is on G2 now, I think we should watch this video here, bro.

[00:08:19] I think we should watch this video here. 21P60P, whatever, the 4K50. Jack, the top

[00:08:27] 50 most viewed Stompin clips of all time. Now, we watched one of these videos about

[00:08:33] about two years ago before Stompin became a pro, a lot has changed. Lock in. These are

[00:08:39] Stompin's best clips since the editing pro lead voice.

[00:08:42] And instead of taking the direct fight, they plus able to play SMG12. Don't peek him on

[00:08:47] the SMG12. You should have learned that from the council attorneys.

[00:08:51] One another this time around.

[00:08:54] Yo, we're one second in and I'm already about to Boston cream on my underwear. And

[00:08:59] I already can see the YouTube comments ahead of time.

[00:09:01] No, I'm not glazing.

[00:09:02] This is my friend.

[00:09:03] This is my day one friend.

[00:09:04] Oh, it's stompin'!

[00:09:05] You're never to be glazing and supporting your friend.

[00:09:08] Still alive!

[00:09:09] Oh, my.

[00:09:10] One hell of a shot at the bullet to even that man count.

[00:09:12] Bird as well here, Faith.

[00:09:14] Gun barrel spotted.

[00:09:15] Nex kill so vital.

[00:09:17] And it's found from Alibaba, but instantly

[00:09:18] traded by Vita King.

[00:09:19] Scyper goes down, stopped the mode,

[00:09:21] and watched us!

[00:09:22] He got through!

[00:09:23] And then the fight is finished!

[00:09:25] I watched that one!

[00:09:26] I watched that one!

[00:09:27] How did I watch that one live?

[00:09:29] still upon us she's still on demon does i wait for a bus

[00:09:33] very violent one guys i got a new desk that goes up and down look

[00:09:45] look at my desk goes up and down

[00:09:52] i'm standing i'm literally standing i'm very standing

[00:09:58] we're at max height guys is this not a peak chat i'm literally stating my desk goes up and down

[00:10:03] guys do you guys see this are you guys want to go down you guys want to go down you guys want to

[00:10:07] go down can you hear it the other step hold on a second this desk is so peak okay back to the

[00:10:21] video sorry about that chat sorry this desk is just peak bro this desk is absolutely peak

[00:10:25] I think it felt like quite a lot this whole tournament there's been a

[00:10:39] lot of them and then the wall bang on the map now that's on the last guy Jesus

[00:10:48] Christ over the wall secretary he's got it in here and he throws it out but it

[00:10:51] doesn't connect and of course a shotgun shereep though gets the double and

[00:10:55] DD will get the plant down.

[00:10:56] I might as well stop this.

[00:10:58] He's this guy like...

[00:11:01] He is just like this isn't the best player to ever play C.

[00:11:05] You didn't say that!

[00:11:06] You're kidding me!

[00:11:07] DD is magical!

[00:11:08] What?

[00:11:09] And I remember when they said he was just another console player around.

[00:11:12] Over C.A.G.

[00:11:13] G2, 6 rounds.

[00:11:15] It's getting straight out of the way.

[00:11:17] I've been playing this all time.

[00:11:19] To the O2 bracket

[00:11:23] Three versus one

[00:11:32] Like bitterly get destroyed so I check it

[00:11:35] They get destroyed absolutely gobsmacked

[00:11:41] Look at his teammates brother like who is this

[00:11:47] I know how you feel bro. I've been there bro been there many years, bro

[00:11:50] Oh, that's so hard to do.

[00:11:57] He's the one that you want.

[00:12:00] Did you realize?

[00:12:02] Look who this is against, by the way.

[00:12:04] It's against Falcons.

[00:12:05] That you, this was upstairs.

[00:12:06] I thought Stompon was fresh meat, but no.

[00:12:08] He finds it.

[00:12:09] Oh yeah, something rainbow sticks out.

[00:12:11] This used to go with that.

[00:12:12] 2v3 is very winnable.

[00:12:14] Especially if Alan out can get off the donor.

[00:12:16] Triple kill for Stompon.

[00:12:17] Stompon's found a triple.

[00:12:19] watch out the killer block is gonna make a difference there's an Edd on that

[00:12:25] doorway the cap can traps could be the pain of G2 if they're not careful

[00:12:30] so let's off oh don't dance around this

[00:12:34] He's on the haters!

[00:12:36] I'm a 4k!

[00:12:38] I'm about to go in, he needs to re-frag and he's done!

[00:12:43] Wait, what's this, 2v2?

[00:12:48] Controller, this is controller.

[00:12:50] You're gonna get on both inputs.

[00:12:53] What an accurate game.

[00:12:55] We're laptop readers, Danny.

[00:12:57] You're gonna get on both inputs!

[00:13:00] My bro, who can do this?

[00:13:02] Name one person who can be the best controller player in the world and the best mouse and keyboard player in the world

[00:13:08] I I don't know one person in any game. He's the best controller in the world and the best mouse in the world

[00:13:15] I don't know any other human being like that. Let's go. Can love you. I'm checking on a one

[00:13:21] Name one name one name one

[00:13:24] Imperial hall. What do you guys mean me? What do you mean me? Oh my god? I'm not loving you

[00:13:28] He is the best on controller and about medicine safe.

[00:13:36] Skupas dead.

[00:13:37] Yo, I love how he doesn't even react.

[00:13:41] If I would have hit this shot, I would have came in my pants, but he doesn't even

[00:13:45] care.

[00:13:46] I don't know.

[00:13:47] I don't know.

[00:13:48] Skupas dead.

[00:13:49] He's so tough.

[00:13:50] He's so tough.

[00:13:51] I'm gonna root him.

[00:13:52] I'm gonna root him.

[00:13:53] Skupas dead.

[00:13:54] He's so tough.

[00:13:55] I'm gonna root him.

[00:13:56] I'm gonna root him.

[00:13:57] He's got a cord.

[00:13:58] middle back

[00:14:07] We're getting rid of this mirror right now

[00:14:10] Nobody's dining

[00:14:12] Mirror's dining

[00:14:17] Your frost is dropping all over the place

[00:14:20] Mirror's inside

[00:14:21] Mirror's dropping in the kitchen now

[00:14:23] Oh my god!

[00:14:24] Mirror's kitchen

[00:14:25] Oh

[00:14:55] I'm going back. I'm going back. There's no point.

[00:15:08] I'm not going back. I'm going back. There's no point

[00:15:19] Catch him, catch him, catch him, catch him

[00:15:21] Well, he's actually going long, I think

[00:15:22] Bro, do you see how fast he kills people? It's actually disturbing

[00:15:27] Very good shit, he is

[00:15:28] Like, they die so fast

[00:15:30] They come up, they come up, they come up, they come up

[00:15:32] One of four remaining

[00:15:35] Don't run, guys, don't run

[00:15:36] still alive

[00:15:38] ah, 4 eliminated

[00:15:39] 11 in conical

[00:15:40] WAAAGHH

[00:15:41] and here

[00:15:42] he's worked his way now all the way to stage

[00:15:44] and catches Mr.

[00:15:45] Oh my god, madx, this arrow is so peak

[00:15:47] I remember this

[00:15:48] B entry through stock

[00:15:49] dropping the case

[00:15:51] he's also got information with the BP

[00:15:53] stop it is good for 2 on the upstairs retake

[00:15:56] maybe a third

[00:15:57] what a shot and rice is there for the assist in the hallway

[00:16:00] you see great, it's over

[00:16:02] don't worry

[00:16:03] this is very dangerous now

[00:16:04] 4 team secret they're just taking risk after risk and stomp and it's still not

[00:16:08] He's staying smart. He's expected to come for him. So there's the first ever event that's the first event

[00:16:12] It's going to approach first. You know it's going to be white staircase. You have to be. You saw them cross downstairs

[00:16:17] He needs to ready for it. Look at this. Perfect time. Another kill for Stompin. It's a 4k!

[00:16:23] This guy is single-handedly

[00:16:26] Arning team secret. This one want to go. It's the literal 1v5 for the young player

[00:16:32] He knows he's there gonna go oh my god reload first one more stompin

[00:16:37] Jim maybe don't buy him

[00:16:40] He is the best don't he steals it. He is the best

[00:16:46] Behold the whole game

[00:16:48] 18 years of age just first event by the way just first one way professional tournament

[00:16:54] And he's just running around the map one versus fiving the entire enemy team

[00:16:59] Some people are just that's them. Oh, some people are just that's it'd be great. Let's watch some work

[00:17:04] Let's kill was actually peeking outside up to the second kill also peeking

[00:17:11] Ray on towards always took a rest with lawyer. Oh, we could just see a flipper on the door

[00:17:17] He's kind of fishing but a little bit too adventurous there

[00:17:22] They lose a lawyer. I mean obviously they've lost a glass in the car. They it's a big operation

[00:17:28] the figure 20 cost as well no more smokes no frag grenades it's just gonna

[00:17:31] have to be send it with what they've got with the final 50 seconds do they try

[00:17:35] and opt and just hope they can find a place to try to stop just didn't work

[00:17:42] they've got themselves in motion enjoy stick around the back the summer

[00:17:46] when I saw the side of the wall play in the catwalk becomes a bit of a

[00:17:49] Traded fight

[00:17:53] Single player

[00:17:56] Breach on green just miss

[00:17:59] The fight of the player stuck inside but some like dude

[00:18:03] I've had a boner this entire time

[00:18:07] This entire video

[00:18:09] Start to now. I had a boner. I would literally show you but I would demand like I have been erect

[00:18:17] This entire time

[00:18:19] I love when people like excel at a game, it's something about a game like just what are you

[00:18:30] doing bro?

[00:18:31] Get the fuck out of the hallway, what are you doing?

[00:18:35] He's so good!

[00:18:36] I really hope with Shiko bro and Benja I hope they win like every major this year.

[00:18:46] Like no one gets to win shit.

[00:18:48] I hope they win every single major this year.

[00:18:51] Three kills to this currently got sabotaged.

[00:18:53] Now it'll be five hits, but let's get to three hits.

[00:18:55] Stomping, getting nicked here by these two players.

[00:18:57] One in Gayshire, one just across the-

[00:18:59] Why? We gotta rewind, I'm sorry.

[00:19:01] I know this is gonna be the longest video ever.

[00:19:03] I know, I pause a lot.

[00:19:05] But bro, look at the microflicks.

[00:19:08] Look at the micro adjustment.

[00:19:09] Falling down, may well end this game

[00:19:11] on just the three kills to this currently got sabotaged.

[00:19:13] Five HP, at least gets to three and cross.

[00:19:15] Stomping, getting nicked here.

[00:19:17] Watch this, watch this, watch this.

[00:19:18] I'm gonna try to pass them over quickly.

[00:19:19] My DC player.

[00:19:21] One in Gator.

[00:19:27] Down boy.

[00:19:27] One just across the-

[00:19:28] Oh no!

[00:19:29] What's that?

[00:19:29] That was disgusting!

[00:19:31] Wow!

[00:19:32] Bye bye team!

[00:19:33] Bye bye Noah!

[00:19:34] Goodbye Steve!

[00:19:35] They're getting stomped in!

[00:19:37] He's the best player in the whole world.

[00:19:39] I heard like uncomfortable in the beginning.

[00:19:41] Hey bro, I'm just gonna say this.

[00:19:42] Every PC pro you can name out of name anyone you want,

[00:19:46] No none of them can do what he can do on controller not even close

[00:20:01] I

[00:20:05] Bathroom

[00:20:16] I got him again.

[00:20:18] I got him stomping.

[00:20:20] Did he just say hi Joe to himself?

[00:20:24] Close her. Close her.

[00:20:26] Got him.

[00:20:28] He got him.

[00:20:30] He got him.

[00:20:32] What's my KD?

[00:20:34] Oh wait, did he show up on my KD?

[00:20:36] Oh this was a wager.

[00:20:38] Maybe I was doing good.

[00:20:40] I got him.

[00:20:42] I got him.

[00:20:44] I don't... Can I see my catering?

[00:20:47] Joe, we got the guy...

[00:20:49] I'm in...

[00:20:50] We got a friendly...

[00:20:51] Oh...

[00:20:52] Alright...

[00:20:53] Miho...

[00:20:54] Miho, Miho...

[00:20:55] Hey, Chad!

[00:20:56] Windy day!

[00:20:57] Windy day!

[00:20:58] No, no, no!

[00:20:59] Windy day!

[00:21:00] Windy day!

[00:21:01] Windy fucking day!

[00:21:02] Windy day!

[00:21:03] Oh my god!

[00:21:04] He's so gross!

[00:21:05] He's so gross!

[00:21:06] You're tweaking?

[00:21:07] Wait, he's gonna 1v4 with plants.

[00:21:12] Oh, that's not how it works.

[00:21:21] I haven't seen this clip.

[00:21:24] I've never seen this.

[00:21:26] You shot the C4?

[00:21:32] See what I do.

[00:21:40] Who will I stop, man?

[00:21:43] No fucking way. No fucking way.

[00:21:46] No fucking way. No fucking way.

[00:21:49] 15 seconds left.

[00:21:53] No fucking 10 seconds left.

[00:21:56] No way, no way, how do you do it?

[00:22:03] One before on a pistol, I shoot to C4, I actually, I actually throw.

[00:22:12] I'm going to get him, I'm going to get him, I'm going to get him, I'm going to get him.

[00:22:52] Let's get a couch, push up, push up, push up, couch.

[00:22:55] Dude, we're in a ball lobby. What am I looking at?

[00:22:59] That's what I get for you.

[00:23:02] Go outside, go outside, I'll see you. Go outside, go outside.

[00:23:04] You got enough.

[00:23:05] Go outside.

[00:23:06] What?

[00:23:07] What?

[00:23:08] What?

[00:23:09] I remember this time.

[00:23:10] I remember this time.

[00:23:11] Wait a minute.

[00:23:12] What the fuck?

[00:23:14] He killed me.

[00:23:15] He killed me.

[00:23:16] Wait.

[00:23:17] What?

[00:23:18] What?

[00:23:19] What?

[00:23:20] oh my god this is on controller show me one pc pro

[00:23:44] I'm gonna get you a little bit of a blast out there.

[00:23:46] Nooo! I can shit on three of them.

[00:23:49] Yes! I'm back to last one.

[00:23:51] I'm just packed.

[00:23:52] I'm castle now!

[00:23:53] Loading back!

[00:23:54] Controller clip again. Love the controller clip.

[00:23:57] Oh my god, I'm gonna get 3D.

[00:23:58] Yo fuck it, I'm a TKIY, I owe him one more.

[00:24:01] Oh my god.

[00:24:03] Iowa did nothing wrong.

[00:24:05] I gotta pay.

[00:24:08] Got their weapon, got their weapon.

[00:24:10] Sir, in there, in there.

[00:24:12] I think you're gonna have a family. I have no idea. I'm not even gonna talk.

[00:24:18] It's gonna show it, bro.

[00:24:32] Alright, what do we want? Controller clip!

[00:24:42] I

[00:24:48] Okay

[00:24:53] It's truly a blessing to watch this

[00:25:06] I'm watching

[00:25:08] you can't say that okay okay this no you might know you might be here I can't

[00:25:24] I mean a lot

[00:25:25] Ohhhh

[00:25:26] Ohhhh

[00:25:29] Am I going to call off for that?

[00:25:34] I'm just kidding

[00:25:36] Let me wash that

[00:25:37] No

[00:25:38] No, no

[00:25:39] You guys have to retort

[00:25:40] Everybody take those

[00:25:41] Everybody take those

[00:25:42] Look

[00:25:48] Dead

[00:25:49] I'm sorry I'm analyzing everything at this point look at the spin actually study this

[00:26:18] Alright? Look at how I perfectly 360'd!

[00:26:22] Like, just, he's, like, he's so familiar with it, Satsio.

[00:26:27] Nino!

[00:26:29] Nino!

[00:26:31] Nino!

[00:26:33] Up!

[00:26:33] Nino!

[00:26:34] Up!

[00:26:34] Bop!

[00:26:35] Bop!

[00:26:36] Bop!

[00:26:37] Nino!

[00:26:37] Bop!

[00:26:38] Bop!

[00:26:39] Bop!

[00:26:40] Bop!

[00:26:41] Bop!

[00:26:42] Bop!

[00:26:43] Bop!

[00:26:44] Bop!

[00:26:44] Look, bro, everybody potatoes. Everybody potatoes. Okay, this clip. Now this clip here,

[00:26:51] uh, this might be my favorite stomping moment of my life. I'll just let you enjoy it.

[00:26:57] Talk to Fego, not stalling for more seconds. Plenty of time left, but stomping time is

[00:27:03] not the problem. It's all these players he finds another.

[00:27:06] But like, Noah, I don't know who you're feeling like, bro. What the fuck is that?

[00:27:10] You peaked him for no reason. What are you doing? Where's the discipline at this will need to be an ace

[00:27:18] If no one didn't do that, this would have never been a cliff. No more gas and no more nitro cells

[00:27:22] It's just a talent rose on like I'm so good low HP

[00:27:27] Savage and Adrian to withstand against the prodigy because the American sets his sights on the two

[00:27:34] SAS operators on his opposition. He's got info on both of them now. He's waiting for the peak to come through

[00:27:40] And he's got the reed, he settles back in as Savage and Adrien both prepare their shotguns on close range, the Grimsbees come out and he's got a shotgun of his own.

[00:27:51] He could bring to this fight as he decides how does he play this secret wiggling, tempting to make this a fight, Adrien and Savage just need to time this well.

[00:28:02] Oh my god! Oh my god!

[00:28:05] This is going to be hell of a trade lawyer who got the kill onto Neko and it's stomping in a 1v1.

[00:28:10] Of course it is looking to close this map out with Alomau on the floor.

[00:28:14] Asa looking to...

[00:28:14] No! Ah, there's no deny! How good this kid is!

[00:28:19] G2 will take this map end game against GenG.

[00:28:24] I'm towards it but Stompin' able to find a second to now put themselves into a 4v3.

[00:28:28] 47 seconds as it starts to count down and Stompin's made his way back

[00:28:31] into that uh, go-get-vault area, right?

[00:28:34] So now he's gone back just a little bit farther,

[00:28:37] making that push just a little bit tougher.

[00:28:39] He's still got that long-range devastation,

[00:28:41] that one hitter quitter.

[00:28:43] They're holding on from the garage area as well.

[00:28:45] And that's gonna be answer back.

[00:28:46] Franklin goes down, so we find ourselves equalized,

[00:28:48] calling the 33 here, quick switch in.

[00:28:50] Yo! Oh my lord!

[00:28:51] It rings out in a big way,

[00:28:53] and now Stompin' has got to be on pace for the ace

[00:28:55] to be able to pull this one back into contention.

[00:28:57] Line's starting to get the plant down,

[00:28:59] takes his swing back to watertapper,

[00:29:01] finds it onto the back of the chest he runs across looking for it oh man almost

[00:29:05] finds one choose on the back it's the quad kill now down to a 1v1 situation and

[00:29:10] he is a post plant scenario 1v1 and he is looking he has got the idea

[00:29:17] try for a long warm here or just gonna take that battle he's got 20 seconds

[00:29:21] play around with here and you know the world bro I'm gonna take this

[00:29:27] I'm on the lobby? Wait, why am I 1 and 4?

[00:29:31] Still sitting, no C4 in his hand, it's a vector, it's 8 seconds, he's gonna have to go for the gunfight instead.

[00:29:38] He's going for the plant. He puts himself off the back of the B chassis.

[00:29:42] No! What?!

[00:29:44] You're insane! Control all the elites!

[00:29:48] I'm off the board. What a freaking playing themselves for for the hard breaks and break denial

[00:29:54] Or the ones that found themselves on the wrong end of a trade there now

[00:29:58] I'm opening up this first dude is a great right right starts to get active is there trying to figure out where the heck

[00:30:04] He's at but

[00:30:08] Jesus stop and go out

[00:30:12] Slowen them down. They don't have the they don't have any

[00:30:15] The uh, it's 3-3, they need to get in there, they need to take the gun fight, and they take a couple shots onto the hallway, and that's gonna, oh man, that just gets the down.

[00:30:26] Vic-Ban's able to take one off the stomping down.

[00:30:30] 19 seconds left. Hope's starting to fall apart here, lesion on the bees, but they still hold onto the side in a heavy way.

[00:30:41] They're gone! Stopping on the quad kill! Stopping looking to look to get him free!

[00:30:45] No way! Holy fuck!

[00:30:48] Send them into the playoffs bro! Oh my god!

[00:30:52] As the smoke start to go out, the glass looking...

[00:30:55] I had to get themselves an advantage, pushing up into elbow to shock them to stop the blackbeard.

[00:31:00] Stopping able to take aisle off the boat with relative ease.

[00:31:04] That place to find yourself is the main advantage is now heavily into the hands of the defense.

[00:31:09] The Premier gadgets are going off as the raid goes down.

[00:31:12] Are they able to take those?

[00:31:13] Yeah, but getting very, very close to an unwinnable round in this case.

[00:31:18] Pretty standard setup here from a layered defense perspective, though,

[00:31:21] is game control of the R6 room upstairs,

[00:31:25] and then focus on that main breach down.

[00:31:28] 17-second 1v2, a tough situation.

[00:31:32] Still pistol popping, and it's just going to be holding on to it.

[00:31:35] Not much to do here unless he gets back to the side or pushes directly up on it takes a couple of shots

[00:31:40] He's gonna get the down

[00:31:52] Looking for this vertical play holding here can they catch one of the J. J. and co players off guard?

[00:31:57] I think they know that they've got some vertical in place, but right now they can sit back a little bit

[00:32:02] There's the diffuser picked up and going down again three in a row

[00:32:07] Yeah, that's right. He just makes his way into sight

[00:32:09] He said you know what if you're not gonna give me any bodies to shoot that I'm just gonna get in and protect the plant president

[00:32:13] It's basically low health scenario. It's a 2v3 but now the defense is forced into a retake scenario with vertical to be had

[00:32:21] So first you got to deal with scum and who does sit outside?

[00:32:25] They've got the intel you're gonna have to get one to hold and one to diffuse and that's exactly what they're doing

[00:32:30] They're looking at the window the runout happens. Let's go. They're gonna try to stick it

[00:32:34] He gets on a triple stomping just is on a deniable

[00:32:40] It wasn't even the vertical that came into play stop and lines them up one two three you can't see me

[00:33:00] I stole the ace and ruined this club

[00:33:19] Oh

[00:33:30] He's laying down, laying down on a thing, laying down on a thing, he's laying down, he's laying down, another one talking to the door.

[00:33:41] Laying down.

[00:33:44] This clip is great.

[00:33:45] Shit on.

[00:33:46] Shit on.

[00:33:47] Shit on.

[00:33:48] Shit on.

[00:33:49] Shit on.

[00:33:50] Oh my god, kill him.

[00:33:51] Let me get this.

[00:33:52] I'm here, I'm here.

[00:33:53] I'm here.

[00:33:54] Kill him.

[00:33:55] Get him Zach.

[00:33:56] Get him Zach.

[00:33:57] like

[00:33:59] so much window back of those

[00:34:02] where's taco right right down there right down there

[00:34:10] he knows they could he's the enemy that's open

[00:34:14] i don't know

[00:34:14] right now

[00:34:16] none of y'all watch

[00:34:19] they get out right now

[00:34:21] come on this way

[00:34:23] my truck's in the south

[00:34:25] my push back here

[00:34:27] I

[00:34:29] Just got both so watching your exit case

[00:34:40] One more the clip

[00:34:43] He's definitely one of me that like I don't even I'm about it like come on myself. I think I don't know

[00:34:52] Going out walking out don't don't take time to split walking back up stop walking back up

[00:34:57] Bazaarash!

[00:34:59] Oh my God!

[00:35:00] Mr. Graves, bro, stop!

[00:35:02] Do I need a NATO sniper?

[00:35:04] No, I can't.

[00:35:06] I need a shot.

[00:35:07] I need my NATO.

[00:35:08] I need my NATO.

[00:35:09] I need my NATO.

[00:35:10] I need my NATO.

[00:35:11] I need NATO.

[00:35:12] I didn't take it.

[00:35:13] I need over one.

[00:35:14] Go, go, go.

[00:35:15] Look, it's over there.

[00:35:16] Dang it.

[00:35:17] Oh, that's right.

[00:35:18] Come on.

[00:35:19] I got him.

[00:35:20] I got him.

[00:35:21] I got him.

[00:35:22] I got him.

[00:35:23] I got him.

[00:35:24] I got him.

[00:36:25] I know right now.

[00:36:26] Anybody here gonna revive my boy Red Bull?

[00:36:32] What's that aim?

[00:36:33] Showtime.

[00:36:34] That is.

[00:36:36] Come on, stop it.

[00:36:37] Let's get inside.

[00:36:45] Come on, stop it.

[00:36:46] Don't let him lie to you.

[00:36:55] I'm fucking discussing.

[00:37:05] Yeah, what the fuck?

[00:37:09] Why did stop and turn it like...

[00:37:12] You'll never be able to do that again, dude.

[00:37:15] Stop and turn to the ganks to stop it.

[00:37:19] Oh my god, I remember this.

[00:37:21] One more, one more, one more, one more!

[00:37:23] Oh my god, shoot the aim.

[00:37:34] Get me off me.

[00:37:41] Wait, this was the shot on SPOI.

[00:37:47] This was the shot on SPOI.

[00:38:18] Okay, XO the lap hall lap hall know what that is

[00:38:24] You're so in care for your axle wrap

[00:38:26] Down to one friend. It's rich. Yeah, I think

[00:38:29] Once that's nice

[00:38:31] It's a be on the wall

[00:38:35] This guy's right between rounds in a row you're fucking sick, dude. Oh my god

[00:38:40] My fucking shots

[00:38:42] Now he really the toughest when like instead of he's the greatest ever bro

[00:38:49] I don't know what to say that's crazy like that is insane bro in the same

[00:38:55] Javis know the thing about it score thing over the front check can I get it

[00:39:04] each week yo buddy I'm not looking up the Liverpool scoreline shut the fuck up

[00:39:09] chat it's not glaze all right let's play some chess shall we all right we're

[00:39:15] gonna play some of this all right deal three-day streak I played chess three

[00:39:18] days in a row wait I can do the scholar the scholar of me why don't look like

[00:39:27] an angry tomato today tell I can do the scholar mate oh no I'm on black now

[00:39:33] Okay, it's got some Chile. Lock in! I'm currently 154 elo. I'm on the road to 1,000 elo.

[00:39:42] Okay, really weird queen position. I strongly disagree. I strongly disagree.

[00:39:48] If he takes my night, I take his queen. Stronger disagree with that queen position.

[00:39:58] Let me lock in chat. Let me fucking dial in.

[00:40:01] Okay, that bishop's threatening my pawn. Who cares?

[00:40:05] That bishop's threatening my pawn. Who gives a fuck?

[00:40:10] Why don't I just go like this? Now my pawn's protected.

[00:40:15] Right? Hear me out? Not a bad play.

[00:40:18] Let me lock in! Like that ass!

[00:40:21] Alright. This is beautiful. This is all beautiful. This is all great.

[00:40:25] all beautiful all beautiful

[00:40:29] He's gonna go

[00:40:31] What is he gonna do? I don't know what he's gonna do. What is he gonna do chat? What is this fucker gonna do?

[00:40:37] He's thinking I haven't I just know to do have him I haven't shaking

[00:40:44] Bro, I want to get my my my bishops and my nights up the field so I can get my I could castle

[00:40:50] Chat, would a brilliant play be castling right now?

[00:40:54] What do you guys think?

[00:40:55] What do you guys think?

[00:40:56] He's going to resign!

[00:40:57] Free win!

[00:40:58] I'll take a free win!

[00:40:59] I need all the elo I can get!

[00:41:00] I'll take a free win!

[00:41:01] Free win!

[00:41:02] Five, four, three, two, yes!

[00:41:03] Yo, we'll take that shit, Chat!

[00:41:06] Bro, free win, let's go, guys!

[00:41:18] Magnus is calling you.

[00:41:20] he's not real no the fuck he's not all right let me go here chat I'm gonna do

[00:41:27] scholars mate wait wait wait wait what's the next play for scholars mate I

[00:41:31] think I already did it wrong chat what's the next play for scholars mate

[00:41:34] what's the next play what's the next play what's the next play for scholars

[00:41:37] mate what's the next play for squatters make Queen h5 God you're so

[00:41:44] locked and I love you. Is that actually called to me? Okay. And then I do this and it's wait,

[00:41:53] I won. Wait, and then I do this, right? I think I remember C4. Wait, is that correct? C4.

[00:42:07] Oh my god, wait. I'm gonna be scholars mate. Oh my god, I'm gonna do this.

[00:42:13] Wait.

[00:42:17] Is that me?

[00:42:19] He can't go anywhere.

[00:42:21] He moved his bishop in front. What if I do this?

[00:42:24] Is that me?

[00:42:25] That's me.

[00:42:29] Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

[00:42:33] Oh my god! Oh my god! I just need scholars mate! Holy shit! Dude I saw that on TikTok but I didn't think it would actually work!

[00:42:46] I saw that on TikTok but I didn't think it would actually work!

[00:42:50] Bro that only works against like bots bro. Oh my god! Oh my god!

[00:43:00] Two wins in a row. We got why is this guy named number one dooner?

[00:43:06] All right, there's no way I'm gonna do scottos mate again, right? There's no way I could do it again

[00:43:10] No, I could do back-to-back scottos mate

[00:43:14] No way

[00:43:19] Oh my god back-to-back scottos mate. Oh my god back-to-back scottos mate. Is he in mate?

[00:43:28] Fuck this guy knows

[00:43:30] No, this guy knows, this guy knows, this guy knows, I don't know what to do now, I don't

[00:43:36] know what to do now. Chad this guy knows, he knows, he knows. Chad, but I don't want

[00:43:41] to be Chad because y'all are better than me, I want to play myself. Okay, maybe we

[00:43:47] do this. I wonder if that was a bad play to move it that far back. I guess my king's

[00:43:59] protected. Okay he's using his horse to threaten my queen.

[00:44:11] Okay lock in bro. I mean wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a

[00:44:19] minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.

[00:44:23] I can win this game I'm not even kidding I just have to I just have to do

[00:44:29] this again. I can win this game. I just have to get the queen right on this pawn. That's

[00:44:33] all I gotta do. All I have to do when the game is get the queen on the pawn. That's it. It's

[00:44:37] that fucking simple. Wait, he just sold. No, he didn't. Hold up. I'm gonna win. I can

[00:44:46] make this game. Oh no, my bishop's gone. Never mind. Oh no, my bishop is so gone.

[00:44:50] It's insane how gone my bishop is. Shiesa. I'm moving my queen a lot. I feel like

[00:44:58] It's bad. I'm going to move my queen. I wasn't paying attention. No, this chest is so hard.

[00:45:03] Chest is so hard. Okay. Okay. Okay.

[00:45:09] All right. My queen is in zero threatening positions. Let's get our big dogs on the court.

[00:45:16] My queen can't die right now. So I don't care.

[00:45:20] I can horse like this and wait, hold up.

[00:45:24] Nice.

[00:45:26] Is there not really anywhere I can put this queen

[00:45:28] where it won't die?

[00:45:33] It's not really anywhere I can put the queen

[00:45:34] where it won't die, so I'm just gonna put it here.

[00:45:38] Oh, this guy's really, like the problem

[00:45:40] with moving your queen is you have to keep moving it

[00:45:41] and then that creates that stagnant thing

[00:45:44] where none of your other things are doing anything.

[00:45:47] Okay, I guess I should castle, huh?

[00:45:54] I should probably castle, huh?

[00:46:02] Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I have a play.

[00:46:06] If I knight here, he can't queen because then he loses his queen.

[00:46:11] So I can just do this for free.

[00:46:13] Yeah, he's, he's kind of stupid.

[00:46:16] Okay?

[00:46:19] It's not like you can do anything about that.

[00:46:21] I want to go on. It's a really good game.

[00:46:24] He's going to go Bishop.

[00:46:28] I guess I'll just go horse for Bishop and just get rid of it.

[00:46:31] Why not, right?

[00:46:32] Who cares?

[00:46:34] He has to pawn now.

[00:46:36] Has to pawn that.

[00:46:37] Now we clear up some space in the middle.

[00:46:40] Okay?

[00:46:41] I kind of want to check but I can't check him.

[00:46:46] Okay.

[00:46:47] I would be my horse here.

[00:46:50] This way my queen is protected.

[00:46:52] Queen is very protective. Okay, Torse for horse. Okay, then I'm going to go, he goes

[00:47:00] Bishop here. It's kind of a terrible Bishop. He's cooked. Wait a minute, this guy's cooked.

[00:47:06] Yo, I can check him in a second. Hold up, he has to move this back. He can't go anywhere

[00:47:10] with this Bishop. He has to move the Bishop back and then I can just slice the pawn

[00:47:15] in front and then he's in check. Bro, if I'm careful right now, I think I could

[00:47:20] checkmate this guy but just a queen. He has to move the bit. Trying to find a way where

[00:47:28] I can win this. Really good play by him. I'm not even gonna lie. Fucking beautiful play

[00:47:34] by him. Shiesa. I mean I guess we could trade queens. Fuck it let's trade queens. It's

[00:47:49] I don't think now we're going to castle why can't I castle what the fuck I can't fucking castle

[00:48:05] I'm going to start contesting this guy, he has to move that bishop, has to move that

[00:48:26] bishop, has to move that bishop, has to move that bishop, we're dead tied right now, has

[00:48:33] to move that bishop he moved it all right it's got brain dad yo I just got a

[00:48:38] free bishop bro what the fuck was that it's got a free

[00:48:43] bishop what was that

[00:48:47] God thank you I want to start like getting my rooks in line together I want

[00:48:55] to start getting my rooks okay let me focus let me focus I want to check this

[00:48:59] guy but it's so hard to fucking check him I'm gonna have to check with my

[00:49:02] Rooks. Bro I'm up I'm winning I'm just losing time because I couldn't figure out a castle.

[00:49:11] Let's go Bishop here. I gotta play fast I can't waste any more time.

[00:49:18] We have two Rooks now.

[00:49:21] Wait he's in a weird spot I know how to put him in a weird spot.

[00:49:24] I mean he can't do anything if he takes my Bishop he loses his Rook if he takes my Rook

[00:49:33] he loses his Rook he has to like he can't do anything I have a good play but it's gonna

[00:49:40] take a couple of plays to line it up okay I'm down to trade that every day of the week

[00:49:44] all right we just sold he just sold he just sold now am I good enough to check

[00:49:52] Checkmate out of this position. Let's see. Am I fucking good enough? He has to take.

[00:49:58] What is this guy doing? Am I good enough to take out of this position? Let's see, let's

[00:50:05] see. Boom. Boom, boom, boom. I want you in my room. Okay, let me focus. Minutongue

[00:50:17] How do I turn this into a checkmate?

[00:50:20] I don't need to, right?

[00:50:22] Wait, won't I just win off time?

[00:50:24] Won't I just win off time anyways?

[00:50:27] Check.

[00:50:29] Check.

[00:50:31] Check.

[00:50:33] Check. Hold up.

[00:50:35] He's about to be in checkmate.

[00:50:37] Come on.

[00:50:38] Am I good enough to checkmate him here?

[00:50:41] I think I just win off time, no?

[00:50:46] I don't really know what to do strategically. It's not a bad play. I mean, check, Shysa.

[00:51:06] I don't know what to do. I should have checked him. Check. How's that not me? Oh, that's

[00:51:12] Why?

[00:51:18] Gentlemen, are you doing something wrong?

[00:51:26] I want to convert this into a king,

[00:51:27] but I just don't see how that's going to be possible.

[00:51:30] Am I doing something wrong, Chad?

[00:51:33] Chad?

[00:51:34] How's that not me?

[00:51:35] Because he moves it there.

[00:51:37] I got to get my king involved if I want to win.

[00:51:40] I got to get my king involved.

[00:51:42] Oh, no, I mean, if you convert, oh, no, okay, he's in trumpet.

[00:51:53] Oh, no.

[00:51:58] I'm still winning, right?

[00:51:59] I'm still winning.

[00:52:00] I'm still winning.

[00:52:01] I'm up one.

[00:52:02] So what happens now?

[00:52:03] What happens now if I'm up one?

[00:52:04] What happens now?

[00:52:05] What happens now if I'm up one?

[00:52:08] I'm up one.

[00:52:09] What happens?

[00:52:10] Do I win?

[00:52:15] How did Black win?

[00:52:16] Doesn't make any sense.

[00:52:19] Doesn't make any sense.

[00:52:21] How did Black win?

[00:52:24] But if I'm up one, how does he win?

[00:52:26] How does he win?

[00:52:27] How does he win?

[00:52:31] Game review?

[00:52:37] Accuracy is a measurement of the game.

[00:52:38] That was a hard fought game that your opponent won

[00:52:40] with some strong end gameplay.

[00:52:42] Who's this?

[00:52:44] How did I, if you run out of time, you lose.

[00:52:49] So even if I'm up 20 points, if I run out of time, I lose.

[00:52:54] Shisa.

[00:52:56] Chat, what did it mean, mommy?

[00:52:58] What?

[00:53:00] All right, Gio, guess we're locked in.

[00:53:02] Brodo, yo, chat, by the way, Levi texted me, okay?

[00:53:06] Gotham, Gotham chats.

[00:53:08] I think it's either gonna be this week or next week,

[00:53:10] but he's gonna coach me, all right, he's good.

[00:53:19] Hello, we want to inform you that your account

[00:53:20] has been restricted from accessing multiplayer

[00:53:23] until March 22nd, as there have been indications

[00:53:26] of a breach of our community guidelines.

[00:53:30] What?

[00:53:34] Wait, maybe because I was reading chat.

[00:53:38] Maybe because I was reading chat, yeah.

[00:53:41] Maybe because I was reading chat,

[00:53:44] cheating using Google or other external sources

[00:53:47] of information as a systems.

[00:53:48] Yeah.

[00:53:51] OK.

[00:53:53] OK, it's because I was cheating.

[00:53:54] It's because I was cheating.

[00:53:55] Shiesa.

[00:53:57] Bro, who snitched, though?

[00:53:59] Who snitched like that ass?

[00:54:01] Who fucking snitched?

[00:54:04] Who snitched?

[00:54:05] OK, chat.

[00:54:06] What game should we play before we get it on Val?

[00:54:11] Agario?

[00:54:13] Let me run a poll, bro.

[00:54:14] Agario?

[00:54:16] Fall guys?

[00:54:21] What else?

[00:54:23] RL?

[00:54:28] Chast, bro.

[00:54:29] I don't have the brain cells to play Chast

[00:54:31] for more than 10 minutes, bro.

[00:54:32] I get stressed.

[00:54:34] Agario?

[00:54:36] Chess? I hope you tear your ACL. GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[00:54:44] Chad, what other games? What other games? What other games? What other games? What other games?

[00:54:51] Siege? Yeah throw siege in there too. Agario Fall Guys or Chess?

[00:55:00] chats or no no sorry agar you'll fall guys are siege agar you'll fall guys

[00:55:05] siege yeah agar you'll fall guys are siege pull it pull it pull it I'm not

[00:55:12] playing sex simulator I'm not playing krunker slimy Italian thank you for the

[00:55:17] five gifts it maybe appreciate you dog yeah I'm actually getting good as

[00:55:22] fuck at battle room by the way

[00:55:30] Hold up chat one second one second

[00:55:42] Alright alright chat out of contact

[00:55:49] Okay okay chat vote vote vote vote vote why is a gary open it why is a gary open it

[00:55:59] Hi!

[00:56:01] All right, fine.

[00:56:02] Can we get a new best, bro?

[00:56:03] Can we get a new best today, please?

[00:56:06] Can we get a new best today, please?

[00:56:09] Can we please get a new best?

[00:56:14] All right, top 26, lock in.

[00:56:16] Vape clouds?

[00:56:17] What type of shitty ass name is that?

[00:56:21] Shadow of Vape, by the way.

[00:56:22] I don't ever, ever, ever, ever, never vape, y'all.

[00:56:27] Lock in, bro.

[00:56:28] A lock-in. We got banned on GeoGuessr. I mean we didn't get banned, we got suspended.

[00:56:32] So chat, I guess we can't use chat anymore. Bro, it's funny because I'm gonna

[00:56:36] de-rank like shit now, because I was using chat and I was still losing.

[00:56:39] Split on that thing. Fist me. What is that name? Bro, nobody's fisting you, dude.

[00:56:48] Dude, chat, I've been itching to play Valorant. It's like bad, bro. I'm

[00:56:52] I'm getting good, I don't know.

[00:56:54] I get two aces?

[00:56:57] Like come on, dude.

[00:57:00] I think this is actually easy.

[00:57:02] 2.6 blank cycle.

[00:57:03] Bro, it's brightest hat in my room, maybe.

[00:57:05] That's why I'm like a tomato.

[00:57:06] Chad, why do I look like a tomato today?

[00:57:09] Chad, do I look like a tomato?

[00:57:12] Chad, do I look like a tomato?

[00:57:17] Okay, lock in.

[00:57:18] Lock in, lock in, Chad.

[00:57:20] I'm 25th place, bro.

[00:57:21] What a fifth place, what a fifth place.

[00:57:23] Bro, the prediction is simple, bro.

[00:57:25] Wheel jinks you get top one, mom's running.

[00:57:35] Let me stay hydrated as shit.

[00:57:37] Let me stay hydrated as shit, bro.

[00:57:39] Let me stay hydrated as shit, bro.

[00:57:41] No, no, no, that bad guy's not picking up the split.

[00:57:43] That bad guy's not picking up the split.

[00:57:44] There's no fucking way.

[00:57:46] That bad guy's not picking up the split.

[00:57:48] If I died, it's some bullshitting piss.

[00:57:51] Bro, my first life in Agarrio is always my best

[00:57:54] because then all the stream snipers

[00:57:56] start flooding through the door and then it's cooked.

[00:57:59] The first game, there's always

[00:58:00] the least amount of stream time, it's first ball.

[00:58:02] I'm actually eating so much balls right now,

[00:58:04] I'm getting huge.

[00:58:06] No, but seriously,

[00:58:08] bro, I'm eating so much balls right now,

[00:58:10] I'm getting gigantic.

[00:58:14] Vamo, vamo.

[00:58:16] Okay?

[00:58:18] I feel like I have it how have I not moved from top 23 bro? How have I moved from top 23?

[00:58:22] Muda's dead. Like bro, what is that username you sick fuck? What is that?

[00:58:30] Bro I'm top 20 this is going really well

[00:58:46] Come on no

[00:58:48] This game is ass. No, this game is actually ass, bro.

[00:58:51] I spent four minutes just running around eating balls, and then I randomly just DIE!

[00:58:58] Like, could not, literally could not have controlled that death in the slightest bit.

[00:59:03] Strygan, bro.

[00:59:04] Woodjinks to get top one. Life number two. See, now there's gotta be more stream slappers, bro.

[00:59:08] Bro, the thing is, I don't think I could have avoided that.

[00:59:11] Deadass, chat. How could I have avoided that?

[00:59:13] Because, bro, when they're that big, they just spawn on your face.

[00:59:17] Alright, I didn't even choose better sentences to use, but you give what I'm saying, bro.

[00:59:22] Like when there's that gigantic, they can just instantly split them, you don't even see

[00:59:27] them coming.

[00:59:28] Bro, chat, I got a new task, bro.

[00:59:31] This is the greatest task ever.

[00:59:32] Guys, I can go high and low.

[00:59:34] Look.

[00:59:35] Literally mid-game.

[00:59:36] I can go high.

[00:59:37] Look, chat, now I'm standing.

[00:59:38] Chat, now I'm standing.

[00:59:39] Look.

[00:59:40] I mean, this is the greatest task ever.

[00:59:42] Look, this is the greatest thing I've ever purchased in my life, bro.

[00:59:49] I have a desk that goes up and down, fist me papa.

[00:59:53] So I'm literally standing right now, literally standing.

[00:59:58] This is the greatest thing I've ever bought, bro.

[01:00:00] It's a desk that just rises, bro.

[01:00:04] It's a really good way to mask a bone or two.

[01:00:10] Okay, lock in top 50, top 50.

[01:00:11] Bro, this is like, this is meta streaming, bro.

[01:00:14] Chat, my desk just goes up and down.

[01:00:16] Ah!

[01:00:17] No, no, don't, don't, don't, don't.

[01:00:18] Play VRC, you see now, that's a good idea.

[01:00:20] He fed, what a W, man!

[01:00:23] He fed, what a W.

[01:00:24] Okay, top 25.

[01:00:26] This is our game. Chat, I'm standing, bro.

[01:00:28] I'm standing. All right, let's go back down.

[01:00:29] Ready, chat? My desk, look, look, look, see?

[01:00:32] Now my desk goes back down.

[01:00:33] See, chat?

[01:00:34] Look at my desk, look at my desk, look at my desk.

[01:00:44] No!

[01:00:45] Ah!

[01:00:46] I'm sweating in the virus.

[01:00:47] But this is the best thing I've ever bought in my life.

[01:00:57] Top 19, top 19, top 19, top 19, top 18.

[01:01:03] Wait, this could be a top one finish, I'm not even trolling.

[01:01:06] Plus one thirteen, MOTS!

[01:01:07] FIGHT HIM AND BAN HIM!

[01:01:09] NOOOO!

[01:01:10] Top fourteen, oh my god, top fourteen.

[01:01:13] Top fourteen, top fourteen.

[01:01:15] Top fourteen, top fourteen.

[01:01:18] Dare I say this is the run?

[01:01:20] Dare I say this is the run?

[01:01:24] Bruis, I just needed a Gario get an update.

[01:01:29] I don't see any more TOS names.

[01:01:31] Bro, I feel like a Gario actually updated their game. I don't see any more TOS names. I used to see TOS names all

[01:01:38] Bring me that ass

[01:01:40] Toppy topy. Okay. I got a focus. I'm going 2023 gamer of the year mode right now. I always slip it in

[01:01:48] Pulse on pause. Okay, repause chat. I always find it. Oh my god. He's put an accent

[01:01:55] Top nine in the game focus y'all focus

[01:02:02] Top seven jinksies little dick see bro. I'm gonna be honest, bro

[01:02:06] Even naming yourself this is just corny and disrespectful, bro. I've said it a million times

[01:02:11] I have a average size penis, bro a average

[01:02:14] Dare I split chat if I split I went. Oh

[01:02:17] My god, I'm so seven. I'm so seven top seven dare. I check there. I I dare I dare

[01:02:24] top six

[01:02:26] top six

[01:02:28] Oh my god, that was such a good split. I'm so fucking good at this fucking game top six global well not global, but top six in the lobby

[01:02:36] Top six top six could it be could it be I need to get bigger. I need to get bigger. I need to get bigger

[01:02:42] Let me eat this guy right here. Come on

[01:02:46] Mods get ready to pay off the puppy. Oh my god

[01:02:51] I'm top two. I'm huge. Who's number one the number one guy doesn't have a name. Holy or

[01:02:58] The number one dad is never named tarp in Springs are we dad at?

[01:03:03] We're looking my score. Should I get my score bottom left?

[01:03:07] My god, my face cams so fucking shitty right now

[01:03:11] This new best gets peaked at my I have a new desk around that just goes up and down. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay

[01:03:17] Pop three Shisa

[01:03:19] It's okay. We could get top one. I think once I get big again. I'm gonna split it again

[01:03:24] I'm not even gonna lie. Oh my god. Here we go

[01:03:28] I'm going to win this game. Watch this. No, bro. He transformed at the perfect time.

[01:03:38] Guys, should I split? I'm feeling splitty. I think if I split, I'll be top one. Fuck it.

[01:03:44] Yeah. That was the worst split I could have done. That was the worst split I could have done.

[01:03:49] That is one- he just sold. How am I not top one? How am I not top one? I'm gigantic.

[01:03:57] How am I not top one? Score three thousand three hundred and fifty six. Come here,

[01:04:03] Charpin Springs. I really wrapped the tarp in these streets, bro.

[01:04:08] Charpin Springs is a rough hood, y'all. That's where I got it out, bro. I got it out. I got it out.

[01:04:14] Top two, top two, off top two. Chad, this is going so fucking exquisitely well.

[01:04:19] This is going so fucking exquisitely well, Chad.

[01:04:27] Jinxie's cock mold. Nick out grape-ew. Nick Hart's kids.

[01:04:34] I was looking at the names that I didn't see. I sold. I sold. I was looking at the names that I didn't...

[01:04:40] I'm first place, but at what cost? I'm first place, but at what cost? I'm first place, but at what cost?

[01:04:46] I'm first place, but at what cost? No. No. Please just let me stay in first. Yes!

[01:04:52] What's our score? 4,000? How did he get that? How did he get that BFB? How did he get that BFB?

[01:05:01] No, I lost first place. I'm about to walk into another vibrant. If you split, you like Dick. If you split, you like Dick.

[01:05:10] Nick's big dick. Like, bro, what are these names? What are these names, bro?

[01:05:18] Okay, I'm still top three. I know this has been scuffed, but this is still winnable chat. My score is so high, bro.

[01:05:28] I need to eat this. I need to eat this right now.

[01:05:33] Bro, that guy's huge and he has my face. Yo, Johnny, oh boy, you have a chance to feed me right now and we can just make history together.

[01:05:44] Actually, don't do it. Actually do it. Do it.

[01:05:46] Jotty, if you feed me, bro, this could be history.

[01:05:49] Jotty, if you feed me, this could be history, Jotty.

[01:05:52] Jotty, if you feed me, this could be history.

[01:05:54] Jotty, please.

[01:05:56] Jotty.

[01:05:58] Jotty.

[01:06:00] Jotty, please feed me.

[01:06:02] Jotty, Jotty, if you feed me, Jotty, I'll be number one.

[01:06:05] Should I start? Should I start?

[01:06:11] I'm sorry, please. How am I not first?

[01:06:13] Oh my God, first.

[01:06:15] Well, these viruses are actually so annoying.

[01:06:17] It's like the only way you can lose when you're big.

[01:06:19] How did he eat this orange guy?

[01:06:20] Yup, come here, come here, come here.

[01:06:22] He has an angle.

[01:06:23] He can get away, he can get away.

[01:06:25] Yeah, this is so intense.

[01:06:27] Wait.

[01:06:30] Stop making me angst.

[01:06:33] I'm in first now.

[01:06:34] Let's go.

[01:06:36] Can we get 10K score?

[01:06:37] Can we actually get 10K score?

[01:06:39] How did I lose first again?

[01:06:41] I'm literally huge.

[01:06:42] Can we get 10K score?

[01:06:43] Is this plausible?

[01:06:47] Bro, the key to staying alive in a Gario

[01:06:49] is not splitting ever under any circumstance.

[01:06:52] I'm not kidding.

[01:06:53] When you're already big, splitting just makes you fall.

[01:06:57] As of right now, there's not a single salamence lobby

[01:06:59] that can eat me straight up.

[01:07:00] The only way they can eat me is if I split.

[01:07:02] Shaq, fax or caq, fax or caq.

[01:07:07] Shaqo joined G2.

[01:07:09] So first off, I know.

[01:07:10] Second, I filmed part of the reaction video.

[01:07:13] I've known for a week.

[01:07:14] Third, we just reacted to it.

[01:07:17] I know!

[01:07:18] I'm in the announcement video!

[01:07:20] I know Psycho Jointy too!

[01:07:23] Did you not even watch the video?

[01:07:26] I made the video!

[01:07:31] The fuck!

[01:07:35] And I lost first place because I'm yelling at that guy.

[01:07:38] Yo, Nick's big dick.

[01:07:39] Can you fuck off and just feed me?

[01:07:41] Just feed me, bro.

[01:07:43] Please.

[01:07:46] Come on.

[01:07:47] Next big day, you know you wanna feed, bro.

[01:07:48] You know you wanna feed.

[01:07:50] You know you wanna feed.

[01:07:51] You know you wanna feed.

[01:07:53] You know you wanna feed.

[01:07:54] You know you wanna feed.

[01:07:59] First place again.

[01:08:01] Dude, this might be the highest score I've ever had.

[01:08:04] It's not gonna be the highest score I've ever had.

[01:08:07] It's not gonna be the highest score I've ever had yet.

[01:08:08] 6193

[01:08:11] Jinxy pre-com like see what I'm saying bro. What are these user names dude?

[01:08:16] What type of so what type of sociopath would name them? Oh my god. I'm gonna lose because of that

[01:08:24] Now I'm good. I'm good

[01:08:28] What what?

[01:08:35] Fuck it. I'm splitting why do I split?

[01:09:08] Why is it?

[01:09:10] God, why you?

[01:09:13] Oh.

[01:09:14] Fuck.

[01:09:15] I don't know if I'm winning or losing.

[01:09:26] Chat, should we get on Comedy Night?

[01:09:28] We haven't got a Comedy Night in a year.

[01:09:30] Bro.

[01:09:32] We haven't got a Comedy Night in a year, bro.

[01:09:38] Alright, one game. As soon as somebody's weird, I'm giving up. One game of confidence. As

[01:09:49] soon as somebody's weird, I'm off. As soon as somebody's weird, I'm off.

[01:09:58] We gonna have it? Should I have it downloaded? Should I have it downloaded? I do have

[01:10:08] All right, are you guys ready guys tell a joke tell a joke tell a joke

[01:10:18] My in

[01:10:20] Tell a joke bro. Listen bro. If somebody's weird. We're gonna get off tell a joke tell a joke tell a joke tell a joke

[01:10:27] room name is gonna be

[01:10:31] Room name is gonna be

[01:10:34] Tell

[01:10:35] joke

[01:10:37] All right, room name is tell a joke room name is tell a joke. I'm gonna give y'all a second join

[01:10:41] I'm gonna go pee don't be weird

[01:10:44] Don't be weird

[01:12:07] Shiasa.

[01:12:08] Alright, Taddle, y'all ready, bro?

[01:12:12] Hey!

[01:12:13] If somebody's weird, you're getting kicked, bro.

[01:12:17] If you're not telling a joke, you're getting kicked.

[01:12:19] If you're gonna get on the stage, tell a joke.

[01:12:22] Don't do too much, bro.

[01:12:24] Tell a joke, bro.

[01:12:26] Lock in.

[01:12:27] I'm ready to ban.

[01:12:28] I'm gonna- I- that failed instantly.

[01:12:30] That failed instantly.

[01:12:32] That failed literally instantly.

[01:12:34] Okay.

[01:12:35] Yo.

[01:12:36] Balls please don't tell me that's actually balls. Yo, it's a child was it

[01:12:41] That's actually balls. Yo, you know, James. He sucked my dick. Okay. Okay. See like

[01:12:48] Yo, can everybody hear me? Can everybody hear me? Yeah?

[01:12:52] Like guys, let me just say welcome back to the first time tonight 2026

[01:12:59] The first person it made me laugh gets a hundred bucks. All right

[01:13:02] Okay, wait what?

[01:13:08] Yo Jinxy I come to you, where the fuck are you?

[01:13:12] Yo Jinxy can I get a number 7?

[01:13:14] Okay, I don't work at McDonald's guys.

[01:13:17] Yo Jinxy, don't fucking fart on my face dawg, on my face dawg.

[01:13:22] Hello?

[01:13:23] Hello?

[01:13:24] No!

[01:13:25] Oh my god.

[01:13:26] Hello?

[01:13:27] Hello?

[01:13:28] Make me laugh get another $100.

[01:13:31] Make me laugh, you're not a dime!

[01:13:33] Jinxy's still my face in coma at the same time!

[01:13:41] Jinxy, oh my god!

[01:13:44] Uh, what's the difference between Aiden Ross and Hyde Hillflow?

[01:13:47] They both fucking are fucking...

[01:13:50] Yeah, fuck off, man.

[01:13:51] What do you call a cow with no legs?

[01:13:54] What?

[01:13:56] Jinxy, that fat piece of shit.

[01:13:59] So I gotta go to work you fat fuck because I'm actually an employee and you're not so

[01:14:05] long I just wanted to say can we revive the seven me I can yeah I can you see

[01:14:11] you set the fuck up niggas

[01:14:13] okay

[01:14:16] um

[01:14:18] just

[01:14:20] niggas

[01:14:24] yeah hello kina

[01:14:25] so my joke is

[01:14:29] uh

[01:14:30] can we bring back the six sound

[01:14:32] please

[01:14:33] how do I talk?

[01:14:35] yeah what's up guys

[01:14:37] make it live good on $100 bro

[01:14:41] Hello?

[01:14:43] Yeah, Jynxu, what's up?

[01:14:45] Yo, Jynxu!

[01:14:46] Yo, bro, it's tell-a-joke, man! Gotta tell-a-joke!

[01:14:48] Jynxu, bro!

[01:14:50] And hey, Jynxu, knock-knock!

[01:14:52] Jynxu, knock-knock!

[01:14:54] Who's there?

[01:14:59] What do you call a fat dude?

[01:15:01] A fucking nigga!

[01:15:02] Alright, we're out. I'm out of here.

[01:15:04] Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys, no cursing!

[01:15:06] I'm out of here. Like, no, I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here.

[01:15:09] like like bro I mean what was that like for TOS bombs in two minutes I mean like

[01:15:18] it's not funny it just ruins it no one gets $100 it just ruined it like it's

[01:15:25] not funny bro it's not funny at all squishy got a gold say you swear to God

[01:15:33] That's what you got a gold

[01:15:42] Tell me show it how to show it tell it show it I

[01:15:48] See a K. I see a K. Tell me show tonight

[01:15:55] What gold

[01:15:57] Show gold what gold what gold what gold what gold what gold?

[01:16:00] What's that yellow?

[01:16:01] Yeah, what gold?

[01:16:07] That's a red.

[01:16:10] Glove case?

[01:16:12] Huh?

[01:16:15] Roblox, roblox, it's roblox?

[01:16:19] What do you mean?

[01:16:30] Also, this motherfuckers on Roblox, get me out of here.

[01:16:36] This motherfuckers on Roblox CSGO, are y'all dead ass bruh?

[01:16:41] Are y'all dead ass?

[01:16:42] Are y'all dead ass serious bruh?

[01:16:44] Hey Jinxy, your stream's ruined my life.

[01:16:47] Yo any positive messages today?

[01:16:49] Chat, we're about to get on Val guys.

[01:16:51] Is there any other game you guys want me to play before we get on Val?

[01:16:55] Cause guys, when I get it on Val, like I'ma get it on Val dude, like I'm good

[01:16:58] at Val.

[01:16:59] Guys, I'm almost level 20, bro.

[01:17:04] What is geometry dash? Yo, bro, let me make myself clear when I say this. I would rather

[01:17:09] Hey estrogen boy when this is stream start guys make myself clear what I say this guys

[01:17:14] I would literally rather get jumped mugged robbed and beaten near to death

[01:17:20] Then play geometry dash on deadlock

[01:17:23] Me hi with the five gifted subs

[01:17:26] She own me how to get about you

[01:17:28] We're going to have a good bit of time.

[01:17:32] GeoGuessor, we're banned on GeoGuessor.

[01:17:34] We're banned on GeoGuessor.

[01:17:36] All right, one game of Fall Guys?

[01:17:41] Do you want one GTS?

[01:17:42] Yes or no?

[01:17:44] Fine, one game of Fall Guys!

[01:17:47] Maybe two.

[01:17:48] Why do we have tomato though?

[01:17:50] Chat, let me show you guys my new desk again, chat.

[01:17:54] I'm sorry, I love this thing.

[01:17:55] Chat, look, gravity?

[01:17:58] Is that not the greatest thing you've ever seen?

[01:18:22] Okay, fine.

[01:18:24] GTS.

[01:18:25] Fall guys, GTS.

[01:18:26] Let's go.

[01:18:27] We will do four guys, you're sped.

[01:18:32] We will do one game four guys, maybe two, see if I win, let's see if I can win, can I win,

[01:18:41] can I just win four guys, can I win, can I win four guys?

[01:18:47] Chat, by the way, some siege things we got coming.

[01:18:52] Tomorrow, we have five streamers versus a spoint, you know, 1v5 we're gonna see

[01:18:57] if the well one of the best professional pro league players can be five shimmers who aren't even ranked in Siege.

[01:19:04] We have Jason confirmed, Ron confirmed, Joe Bart confirmed and I believe um

[01:19:12] Deji, Deji confirmed as well. Chat, we need one more streamer, but that's gonna be tomorrow.

[01:19:18] Also, I'm gonna set up Squirtle vs. Spoint. I don't know the day, but it's gotta be this week.

[01:19:24] We got TTS on but it's only going to be on for like five minutes.

[01:19:29] It's only going to be on for like five minutes.

[01:19:31] Oh, and R6 GL Gasser coming early next week as well, chat.

[01:19:35] R6 GL Gasser.

[01:19:37] Oh, and Tuesday's fan mail.

[01:19:40] Tuesday's fan mail, chat.

[01:19:42] So if you want to send in fan mail, we already have 30 packages,

[01:19:45] but there's still like three-day window exclamation mark fan mail.

[01:19:50] Get Muda.

[01:20:22] Moodle, I'm calling you.

[01:20:24] She has something to talk to.

[01:20:28] Chat tell Moodle, Tixie's calling now!

[01:20:30] Tixie's calling!

[01:20:32] Yo, Moodle, what's up, bro?

[01:20:34] What's going on, brother? How are you?

[01:20:36] I have a little bit of a question for you.

[01:20:38] Yeah, but can I ask you a question

[01:20:40] before you ask me a question?

[01:20:42] No, let me ask you a question before you ask me a question.

[01:20:44] Okay, fine. You can ask me a question before I ask you a question.

[01:20:46] So, Moodle, here's my question, bro.

[01:20:48] Alright, go.

[01:20:50] Big leagues are calling.

[01:20:53] Get your camera out of your camera.

[01:20:54] I just want to talk to you for literally two minutes.

[01:21:20] I

[01:21:23] Want I don't is it good. It's like matter bro. It's matter. Hi my turn on my camera and discord

[01:21:28] What I just want to talk to you for a minute, bro. I don't see your camera. I just see oh, okay. I see you. Okay. Yeah, let's go, bro

[01:21:35] First off mood up. Yeah

[01:21:38] So mood up. Uh, you know the girl that you set me up all the day with two days ago. Yeah, I

[01:21:43] I uh this morning I got tagged in a TikTok with like 1,000 tags of you

[01:21:53] kissing her. And no no just wait. So you set me up on a date with a girl that

[01:22:01] you dated and didn't say anything! You didn't face it! Why would you not say

[01:22:08] Talk about a cop's chair. What the fuck is that?

[01:22:13] No one said that!

[01:22:15] One sec!

[01:22:16] Oh my goodness!

[01:22:17] Who was that to their friend?

[01:22:19] Who was that?

[01:22:20] Well, Bobo, I knew you were going to be in there and we never dated.

[01:22:24] I swear on my life we never dated and we never did anything.

[01:22:28] Bro, Muda, I don't care if she tits you, bro!

[01:22:31] What on the-

[01:22:32] Shut the shit up, is that?

[01:22:33] On the cheese!

[01:22:34] No discipline!

[01:22:36] Muda!

[01:22:37] I was never date her! I was just thinking about, oh my god, every time she kisses me, I'm fucking kissing Muna. Fuck you!

[01:22:45] Wait, what's wrong with that?

[01:22:47] I don't want to kiss you, bro, with your gigantic nose!

[01:22:51] What the fuck?!

[01:22:53] Yeah, bro!

[01:22:54] Okay, no, you can't bring up my nose, you can't bring up my nose.

[01:22:57] No! You can't bring up my nose.

[01:23:00] Second of all, I was being nice because listen dude. It doesn't matter if she kissed me in the cheek

[01:23:06] I ship you guys both

[01:23:09] Second of all second of all. I knew you would like her because let's be honest

[01:23:15] She's hot as fuck bro. So I said it doesn't matter bro mood up

[01:23:20] First of all, let's stop that second of all first of all third of all

[01:23:24] Oh

[01:23:27] Hey, Jixie by the way before you go on the state this girl kissed me by the way you should have said that bro

[01:23:34] This year will you go kissing on the cheek?

[01:23:36] But like kissing on the cheek does not count

[01:23:40] Bro, it like mood. I it doesn't matter, bro

[01:23:44] Okay, you know what listen it doesn't matter. Okay. Okay. You know like like a psycho

[01:23:49] I would have told you bro like I would have told you

[01:23:54] What if I was introducing you to a girl like a mood up, you know what I'm saying by the way this girl kissed me

[01:24:02] Okay, no I see like you know what I see you know what I see that I see where you're coming from

[01:24:07] I see exactly am I crazy?

[01:24:09] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I see where you're coming from. I see where you're coming from

[01:24:14] You know what I think I should have had better calms

[01:24:16] Yeah, bro, because you could have had me know beforehand I would have been like, oh, okay

[01:24:21] But would you have not like okay, but okay? I want you to look me in the eyes right now

[01:24:25] Don't look at chat. Don't get just like the moderate look me in the no no look me in the eyes

[01:24:29] Okay, listen if I told you that she kissed me on the cheek and she

[01:24:35] Wanted to kiss you would you say no?

[01:24:39] look at me

[01:24:41] Look at me, if I told you, she kissed me on the cheek

[01:24:46] and then you were okay with it and you wanted to date with her

[01:24:49] and she wanted Jinxie's...

[01:24:55] Look at... Why do you keep looking away from me?

[01:24:59] Would you proceed to W key or S key?

[01:25:03] No, I would S key. Muda, bro, listen, it's called...

[01:25:07] What?

[01:25:08] It's called S.

[01:25:09] Yes, bro, it's called the bro code bro. No, but if I'm okay with it with my life

[01:25:15] But I'm not okay with it, bro. You know what?

[01:25:18] Like do that if a girl kissed your nose, bro, I don't want to kiss them

[01:25:22] Bro like that not like that. You do them say bro

[01:25:27] Yes, I understand. You know what? Well, I didn't think you know, I was just being such a good gentleman

[01:25:32] I was trying to be such a good boy, bro. Okay. Whoa. No, I was trying to be a good like friend

[01:25:37] And I wish I showed up with a girl who was hot

[01:25:40] But you know what I didn't know we were like that Jixie. You know what I'm saying?

[01:25:44] I didn't know that we were close boys like that but I was my second time meeting you so you know what?

[01:25:49] I'll let you know next time next time

[01:25:52] Next time bro, if you line up a

[01:25:54] Sorry, if you line it up a date, bro, just be like, oh, hey, by the way, this girl kissed me, bro

[01:26:00] Okay, like like it's like it's like I don't like bro. I'm not in the trip, man, bro

[01:26:05] I'm just in the future bro like you know, okay, no, you know what I got you. This is a good like this is good

[01:26:10] Yeah, bro, like this is like come on, bro. This is like this is a good. This is good communication. Okay

[01:26:17] This is good communication. I have fun bro. I had fun dude. Like I thought we were like dogs, bro

[01:26:22] Wait, so so so does that mean?

[01:26:25] For our next eat a that was that's what?

[01:26:30] After this shit, bro, I need a break from eat a throw give me like 48 hours

[01:26:35] Give me like 48 hours, bro.

[01:26:37] Okay, what's up? What's up? What's up?

[01:26:38] So are you gonna continue to keep talking to Sarah or no?

[01:26:42] Probably not, bro.

[01:26:44] Really?

[01:26:45] Bro, who not? She kissed you, bro.

[01:26:47] You know what? That's no, Jack.

[01:26:48] You didn't tell me.

[01:26:49] That's low key, bro.

[01:26:51] That's low key W out of you.

[01:26:52] No, no, you know what?

[01:26:53] Like, what the hell is that, bro?

[01:26:55] No, no, no, no.

[01:26:56] Listen, listen, I'm not gonna lie, dude.

[01:26:58] That's...

[01:26:59] No, she's nice and she's hot, bro.

[01:27:01] But she kissed you, dude.

[01:27:02] Like, come on, we're boys, bro.

[01:27:04] Well, you know what? Can we get some W Jinksies?

[01:27:06] Do I gotta teach you to shit, bro?

[01:27:08] No, it's just like...

[01:27:10] Put that in my book!

[01:27:12] I mean, okay, if... you know what?

[01:27:14] You know what?

[01:27:16] Can we get some W Jinksies in the chat?

[01:27:18] I just thought that, you know, I just thought

[01:27:20] that she was hot and I knew that you liked her.

[01:27:22] Yeah, bro, you gotta start using your head, dude.

[01:27:24] You gotta start using your head.

[01:27:26] I don't know, I was okay if you even fucked her, to be honest.

[01:27:28] But like...

[01:27:30] Well, I was just saying, you know, like...

[01:27:32] I got you. I got you. I got you. All right, bro. I'm gonna catch you though. Yo, what's that? Before you go, can I can I can I ask you my question now? Oh

[01:27:41] Yeah, what's your question?

[01:27:43] Can I be in your seat turn right tomorrow?

[01:27:46] It's not a tournament. Okay. Okay. Well, you know what I mean?

[01:27:49] Tell me about your experience on seats. What what have you hit any ranks? Oh, yes, I did

[01:27:54] Fuck wait, you're supposed to be bad. Well, what silver?

[01:27:59] It's still breaking down okay, maybe mood I'm maybe maybe I'll let you know, but we're trying to get five people who are asked

[01:28:10] Fine

[01:28:11] Like like you know what I'm saying like really acts like I mean I guess I mean that has

[01:28:17] Well, Ron and Lacey have been played more than me Lacey's not in it roms unranked Jason's unranked

[01:28:24] Deji's unranked like we're getting unranked, bro. Okay. Well, I'm unranked. What if I put a controller?

[01:28:30] That's a good idea. Okay. I like that. Yes. If you play out of controller, yes

[01:28:36] Okay, all right. I'll see you tomorrow, man, and wait wait wait also another question

[01:28:42] Yeah, I'm sorry. You know, I'm sorry dude. I'm sorry one more question last question

[01:28:46] Okay, come back up. Can you talk to me? Can you come back up? Yes. Yes. I'm up. What's

[01:29:02] What's up bro, ask the question.

[01:29:08] Ask the question.

[01:29:09] Sorry, what's up, what's up, what's up.

[01:29:10] What's up, what's up, what's up.

[01:29:10] What do you want me to do?

[01:29:13] Oh, Jaycee, where are you going?

[01:29:15] Oh, it's coming out.

[01:29:17] Where are you going?

[01:29:18] Give me a second, all right.

[01:29:19] What is your last question?

[01:29:20] Oh my god, bro.

[01:29:21] What is your last question?

[01:29:22] Okay.

[01:29:22] Sorry.

[01:29:23] Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

[01:29:27] Can we do a 2v2 every rank on Valorant 2?

[01:29:30] Yes, bro.

[01:29:31] Yes, I'm down.

[01:29:32] like what like what day bro just let me know a day let me know a day all right

[01:29:36] just I love you all right bro I love you too I love you I know and I want you

[01:29:42] to fuck me

[01:29:45] was that last part necessary chat like was that last part necessary guys was

[01:29:50] that last part necessary today I mean bro I could if we set it up just

[01:29:58] Should we do it today?

[01:29:59] Should we do it today?

[01:30:01] Bro, but I don't know if he has time to set it up, though,

[01:30:03] Chas.

[01:30:04] I don't think it's time to set it up, though.

[01:30:07] I don't know if he's time to set it up.

[01:30:09] Do it today.

[01:30:10] Yes.

[01:30:11] OK, wait, let me call them back.

[01:30:12] Moodle!

[01:30:13] Moodle!

[01:30:14] Oh, what the fuck?

[01:30:15] Yo.

[01:30:16] Moodle, wait, I'm coming back.

[01:30:18] I'm coming back.

[01:30:19] OK, come back.

[01:30:19] Yo, I swear to God, though.

[01:30:21] If you turn on your camera and you're moving up and down,

[01:30:24] I'm going to fucking tweak the fuck out.

[01:30:25] I got you.

[01:30:26] I'm done clicking the bottom.

[01:30:27] Okay. Thank God. Okay.

[01:30:29] I moved up. Could we do it today or no?

[01:30:31] Cause I'm not doing shit today.

[01:30:32] Dude, we could do it today. I'll get it lined up right now.

[01:30:35] I saw you doing fall guys. So after your fall guy segment, give me a good.

[01:30:39] So you want to do it in like 30 minutes?

[01:30:43] Bro, could we like get all the way though?

[01:30:45] Could we get all the way?

[01:30:46] Yo, you're talking to a formal rank one and an N.A. and E.U.

[01:30:51] Stop looking at it. Stop looking at it.

[01:30:53] Say your stops again.

[01:30:54] You're looking at a rank 1, NNA, and EU in both different continents of the entire world,

[01:31:01] the first human on this entire planet.

[01:31:04] The entire planet has done that.

[01:31:07] Hey, Bernard, did Muda win trade in Valorant yesterday or not?

[01:31:11] I can't know what happened in a match from yesterday without checking that out.

[01:31:14] Hey, Bernard, did Muda, the Valorant player, win trade in Valorant?

[01:31:21] There's been a recent accusation that Muda, a well-known Valorant player, engaged in wind

[01:31:29] trading on the EU rank ladders.

[01:31:32] Community investigations found suspicious match patterns and repeated matchups that suggested

[01:31:36] possible manipulation.

[01:31:37] Although some users claimed a temporary ban, Riot Games has not made any official statement

[01:31:42] confirming it.

[01:31:43] So right now, these remain accusations and not officially confirmed.

[01:31:50] First of all, did he or did he not say accusation?

[01:31:56] He said accusations.

[01:31:57] Yes.

[01:31:58] Exactly.

[01:31:59] At this point, it's just accusations floating around.

[01:32:03] Whether they're an official confirmation or action from riots, it's all speculation.

[01:32:07] We'll have to wait and see if anything concrete comes out of it.

[01:32:11] Alright, alright, you might be legit, bro.

[01:32:13] Alright, so wait, 30 minutes?

[01:32:15] 30 minutes.

[01:32:16] I'll get you.

[01:32:17] Sometimes...

[01:32:18] We're not setting the fuck up!

[01:32:19] 30 minutes 30 minutes I'm gonna see you bro. I'll catch you. Take care, but chat 2v2 every rank with mood up, bro

[01:32:29] But first let me take a selfie. No, but first let's want to fall guys game. Hi guys throw on TTS

[01:32:34] Jada, I'm gonna show you gaming excellence

[01:32:38] Gaming fucking excellence y'all gaming excellence, bro

[01:32:43] gaming excellence y'all

[01:32:45] gaming fucking excellence y'all pro nazis yes I might take us like the shirt

[01:32:58] Guys look chat look

[01:33:11] Dude it's so high up check it out low. I am

[01:33:16] Look at all I have chatter. Oh shit. We're in the runway

[01:33:19] Let's go!

[01:33:29] Oh my god that's too high, that's too high, that's too high.

[01:33:33] First game of the day.

[01:33:34] Is CTS on?

[01:33:35] I have mine.

[01:33:36] Is CTS on?

[01:33:37] It's CTS.

[01:33:38] Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

[01:33:39] My desk is not at the right height.

[01:33:40] My desk is not at the right height.

[01:33:41] I think it should be 100 bits.

[01:33:43] Money got to you, Elido-L Desk.

[01:33:45] L ego L desk money got to do what the fuck are you talking about, bro?

[01:33:55] Bro, Chathis, that was 600 bucks.

[01:33:57] Kind of a steal, no?

[01:33:58] Kind of a steal?

[01:34:00] No, it's cheered 245 bits.

[01:34:04] Yo, John Coe, I sent the pre-workout and tank tops through fan mail.

[01:34:08] Hope you liked it.

[01:34:09] Hey, my boy appreciates you, bro.

[01:34:11] Yeah, bro, ripping fan mail on Tuesday.

[01:34:13] Chathis makes work fan mail, dude.

[01:34:44] Skizzy29, cheered 100 bits. Give me a Wisconsin blow dryer please, jinx.

[01:34:51] I don't know what that is, bro. I think I've heard somebody in the chat say that before.

[01:34:56] Whatever it is, bro, I'm sure it's disgusting. I don't know what that is, bro, but respectfully fuck off.

[01:35:01] Brother, respectfully fuck off. Get it ass, bro.

[01:35:07] One skeleton cheered 200 bits. When does stream end?

[01:35:12] What the fuck bullshit ass message is that?

[01:35:18] What the fuck is that?

[01:35:27] Ali Underscore fortnight one two three four five cheered two hundred bits.

[01:35:33] Present a bit of these guys, present a bit of shit.

[01:35:36] Lock it. Let's go. Lock it. Let's go.

[01:35:41] Like the fuck Annihilus got.

[01:35:46] Like the fuck Annihilus got.

[01:35:48] Fuck's a cheered 100 bits.

[01:35:50] Hey, Nick, we used to talk and see each other a few years ago, and it was really nice.

[01:35:55] I am now 13 years old and would love to reconnect.

[01:36:03] That never happened.

[01:36:04] Chat that never fucking happened!

[01:36:11] Julo's 66 cheered 100 bits, hey Jinx, he just wanted to say much love and I look forward

[01:36:20] to your streams every day, WChud.

[01:36:22] Thank you man, hey thank you for the kind words dude.

[01:36:25] You know most of the TTS is real talk to me so I appreciate it positively.

[01:36:36] I really miss when you played Siege consistently on stream.

[01:36:43] Please go back.

[01:36:45] Barra!

[01:36:46] Brides don't just want to play one game for the rest of my life.

[01:36:50] I don't think anyone wants to do that.

[01:36:53] But I still love Siege, but I still play Siege like fucking five days a week.

[01:36:59] Zach Paridge is 0-9 cheered 245 bits.

[01:37:05] Hey Douglas, I didn't tell you to play these games, idiot.

[01:37:08] No no no no no no, don't fall, don't fall.

[01:37:10] Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.

[01:37:11] Perfect, perfect.

[01:37:13] Where do I go?

[01:37:14] Where do I go?

[01:37:15] Okay.

[01:37:16] A squeaked cheered 200 bits.

[01:37:25] Wake up, John Goh.

[01:37:27] is right about everything.

[01:37:30] Huh?

[01:37:32] Wait, how did I call?

[01:37:33] I thought I noticed that before.

[01:37:35] I just couldn't see why I was sure.

[01:37:36] I'm not complaining.

[01:37:37] What the fuck, dude?

[01:37:40] Oh my god.

[01:37:41] Top six.

[01:37:42] Top six.

[01:37:42] Wait a minute.

[01:37:43] We're going to pay for it.

[01:37:44] Landy cheered 200 bits.

[01:37:45] I'm so good at gaming.

[01:37:46] Can you pay my tuition junkler?

[01:37:48] It's like 30 grand is all.

[01:37:50] Jack!

[01:37:50] You wouldn't notice it missing from Merkount.

[01:37:53] Yeah, bro.

[01:37:53] Let me pay your tuition, man.

[01:37:54] And then, uh, anytime anybody asks me to pay for anything, I'll pay for it.

[01:37:58] And then, um, yeah, I'll, uh, fucking have, uh, fucking zero fucking dollars.

[01:38:02] I'll pay, I'll pay fucking thousands of people's fucking tuition, bro.

[01:38:06] Fuck it, dude.

[01:38:07] Darkest Noob 0, 8, cheered 206.

[01:38:10] Come on, six first scanning, bitch!

[01:38:12] I hope you get a maximum 154 dollars.

[01:38:15] Good, bro, if I pay for your tuition, then what's the sound of a bank memory tuition?

[01:38:24] 30 grand?

[01:38:28] Holy shit!

[01:38:31] He's got 5 rounds?

[01:38:33] What is this?

[01:38:34] Nicholas, when are you trying overwatch also?

[01:38:37] You are terrible at valor and sending hate and vitriol from Illinois.

[01:38:41] Wait, what the fuck am I supposed to do?

[01:38:54] What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do?

[01:38:56] Luca20797 cheered 200 bits.

[01:39:00] Hey Jinxxy, love from Germany. When will you finally play Apex Tabi?

[01:39:09] Soon.

[01:39:11] I'm not gonna fall. I'm not so bad. I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

[01:39:14] I'm not gonna fall, man.

[01:39:17] Yo, this map is so 8!

[01:39:19] Bilbo Baggos cheered 200 bits. Hey Jinx, see Bilbo here?

[01:39:24] Sa is keen on you.

[01:39:26] Play siege with her for the viewers. Cheek kiss is nothing you are petty as.

[01:39:30] Also the date you had a few days ago at 9 better have just been the famed dog.

[01:39:35] Love from Australia and I love from my famed jungko. Red heart emoji. Red heart emoji.

[01:39:49] Bro, oh my god

[01:39:55] I'm so fucking tough tough tough 200 bits. Hey Nick, it's your marine body. I'm trying to get a package out to you

[01:40:02] Hopefully you know

[01:40:04] What I'm supposed to do in that scenario. I'm asked. Oh

[01:40:09] My god, I could have won that too. I could have won that I could have won that I could have won that

[01:40:15] I could have won that bro. I could have won that

[01:40:19] do you like John Paul Paganik?

[01:40:21] John Paul Paganik

[01:40:22] 1,236 cheered 100 bits

[01:40:25] Do fan mail not Tuesday is to far away

[01:40:28] BARRA!

[01:40:31] One more game, one more game, one more game, one more game, one more game

[01:40:34] What do we J.P. Collin, J.P. Collin?

[01:40:40] J.P. Collin

[01:40:41] We are be chat

[01:40:42] Happy 10123 cheered 100 bits. Hey JD, do you remember when you touched me in middle school? I was only eight.

[01:40:52] I'm back y'all.

[01:40:59] I'm back.

[01:41:04] I'm back.

[01:41:07] Hey, Syacro cheered 100 bits.

[01:41:10] Play War Thunder, jungle.

[01:41:13] Zibber, zibber.

[01:41:16] I'm back y'all.

[01:41:20] I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.

[01:41:21] Chad, what happened?

[01:41:22] I'm back. Everything good? Everything good?

[01:41:26] Possession was good.

[01:41:27] No, it's cheered.

[01:41:28] Don't say anything. Come to your word.

[01:41:29] 45 bits.

[01:41:30] Yo, Junko, stop ducking the GTA marathon.

[01:41:33] Also, you should pay two pounds.

[01:41:34] I'm not ducking it.

[01:41:35] I'm gonna do it.

[01:41:36] I just don't have a date yet.

[01:41:38] I'm not ducking it.

[01:41:39] I'm gonna do it before GTA VI comes out.

[01:41:41] Have my words, bro.

[01:41:43] The red dead marathon was peaked.

[01:41:44] I'm not ducking in GTA.

[01:41:46] Yeah

[01:41:49] Jitty you got leaf I didn't get leaf bro. That's policy cheered 200 bits congrats to you and Bonnie on the kid

[01:42:06] This is the shit I'm talking about bro

[01:42:09] This is the shit I'm talking about bro

[01:42:11] A buck 42 cheered 200 bits, hey Nick, wanted to say thanks again for the drugs for our

[01:42:19] high school party.

[01:42:20] Hey, hey, hey, no chat, no no no no no, that is a blatant freaking lie, I don't drug high

[01:42:28] schoolers, alright, blatant lie, I do not sell drugs, Jesus, blatant lie.

[01:42:35] PhantomLess Undescort cheered 200 bits.

[01:42:38] Hey handsome, we love you.

[01:42:40] Kissing face emoji.

[01:42:43] Thank you man, thanks, thanks, thanks.

[01:42:47] I'm pretty fit and fit.

[01:42:48] Prefire!

[01:42:49] I got grabbed.

[01:42:50] What an absolute loser.

[01:42:51] What an-

[01:42:52] Why are you grabbing me?

[01:42:53] Is that real Jack?

[01:42:54] I knew it was real Jack.

[01:42:55] I could tell from the skin.

[01:42:56] Real Jack, I wish nothing but the worst right now!

[01:42:58] 200 bits.

[01:43:00] Hey, Giddy, could I crack hypothetically?

[01:43:03] No.

[01:43:05] What do you mean hypertherically?

[01:43:07] I go, I go.

[01:43:12] Swift underscore gaming 44 cheered 5,000 bits.

[01:43:19] Bro, real jack, I swear to god you're annoying, I swear to god you're annoying, I swear to god you're annoying, I swear to god you're annoying.

[01:43:24] I'm not gonna fall because of this absolute fucking chud muffin.

[01:43:27] I would have already been done, I would have already been done.

[01:43:29] I don't know where it is. I love you bro.

[01:43:59] I'm gonna go Apex. I don't know where. I don't know where.

[01:44:04] Ba-ba-be-nosh.

[01:44:13] J.P. Collins?

[01:44:14] Play Gundas Korov Undescore at...

[01:44:16] Wait, I don't understand! I don't know!

[01:44:18] Love you so much. You are an inspiration to me. Keep doing you high-vives.

[01:44:23] Love you, bro. Wait, keep doing you high-vives?

[01:44:26] I thought you were complimenting me keep doing you hi guys

[01:44:35] I'm getting on valid enough for this game chat and get on about it after this game

[01:44:40] 05 cheer 5 out of bits keep up the terrible streams Voldemort

[01:44:50] Oh my god, I'm a nation one

[01:44:53] I thought it was an amazing over a second chat

[01:44:56] I thought I was dead right there. Thank God you respawned.

[01:44:59] Bro the elimination ones are so brutal.

[01:45:01] Choose to underscore kairaku east of chid 300 bits.

[01:45:05] Love you, Junko was wondering what desk you got because I have been wanting one like that.

[01:45:10] Bro this is a new map. You can tell this is a new map chat.

[01:45:13] I knew they updated the game because I saw case playing it.

[01:45:16] But I haven't got any of the new maps yet. This is a new map though.

[01:45:19] This is actually a new map. This map looks sick.

[01:45:22] I didn't even know the name of the desk bro, but it's 600 bucks bro.

[01:45:25] The greatest

[01:45:27] No!

[01:45:28] Why would you crap!

[01:45:31] You fucking loser!

[01:45:42] Oh my god!

[01:45:45] Fuck it up, fuck it up, you still bother me.

[01:45:47] Maxi cheered 100 bits.

[01:45:50] I won the juicy drops giveaway and it turned out to be laced while I was will be in touch.

[01:45:55] Yo, I'm not gonna fall because of this literal piece of shit, bro.

[01:45:58] This literal piece of fucking shit who just keeps fucking grabbing me.

[01:46:02] Oh my god, I hate you so much!

[01:46:07] Please don't make one, don't make one, don't make one, just don't make one.

[01:46:10] But sick or haxed, cheered 100 bits. I hate your ugly bald head you make my day worse hate from Russia.

[01:46:17] Appreciate the kind words, no?

[01:46:19] Oh my god, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.

[01:46:24] I'M SO CLOTCH!

[01:46:27] I'm so clutched. It's actually disgusting. It's actually disgusting how clutch I am. It's actually disgusting how clutch I am.

[01:46:32] Tell me to cheered 100 bits.

[01:46:34] Jinxed see can you react to valorant cinematics it's about the law and stuff most of them are three minutes

[01:46:40] Yeah, bro, let me do that right after this game. It's a good idea

[01:46:45] Let me do that. Let me do that

[01:46:47] Why is it a good plan bro? Why is it a good plan?

[01:46:53] Yeah, I like the siege cinematics, but do they have for the operators like they pulse guns cheered 200 bits

[01:46:59] Hello bald man. I didn't know you were in Star Wars contracts

[01:47:04] I'm not in Star Wars. There's a guy on TikTok named Aaron, who makes these weird AI videos like three days a week.

[01:47:12] I cannot escape him. I don't know. He doesn't stop.

[01:47:16] I was not in Star Wars. All of it's AI. All of it.

[01:47:20] Sorry, I'm just at the underscore junior cheered 200.

[01:47:22] Aaron is like in a skateboard. I don't know why he keeps doing it.

[01:47:25] Aaron is like in a skateboard. I don't know why he keeps doing it.

[01:47:29] It's all AI dude. Here's the thing.

[01:47:30] Most of the shit that y'all see that says Zixie on it, on TikTok, is AI, bro.

[01:47:36] I don't know why, but I'm just always into AI shit.

[01:47:40] It's A-

[01:47:42] Don't believe any of it, please.

[01:47:44] Don't believe any of it, please.

[01:47:46] Every rank and that squishy, it would be cinema.

[01:48:00] I don't know bro, but Tyler one said he's down to coach me.

[01:48:18] He was like insulting me in the discord group chat.

[01:48:20] He's like, are you sure you're ready for league, bro?

[01:48:23] I wanna go back to playing that kid's car game.

[01:48:25] Swear to God, I can't talk to him like that.

[01:48:27] Swear to God! Bro, I'm not gonna let that guy push me around.

[01:48:31] I don't know what the fuck he thinks this coaching's gonna be.

[01:48:34] I'm not gonna let you fucking push me around, bro.

[01:48:39] But no, yeah, Tyler won. It's gonna be my lead coach.

[01:48:42] Let's go. I qualified again. I'm actually lost.

[01:48:45] I'm not... He mocked you! Bro, we look identical. We look identical.

[01:48:49] the stream early last night did you profit that's the stream early last night did I profit how dare

[01:48:56] of you look bro if I profited uh you would know I would have literally look at the title of the

[01:49:02] stream bro the title of the stream is opening 300 cases hashtag I need help slants and share 100

[01:49:09] bits in the dune do you punted in Walgreens I need compensation so chat another thing this is a

[01:49:16] YouTube thing I don't know why this is my YouTube comments there's this thing in

[01:49:20] my YouTube where I run into Walgreens and punt random people I've never did that

[01:49:25] I all of the comments just get thousands of likes I never a hundred bits

[01:49:31] hey Jinxy I love your content and I love you from hissy

[01:49:36] I appreciate you man. My guy, bro.

[01:49:49] What do you guys mean? What did I say? What?

[01:50:06] I did not say that word!

[01:50:13] Why?

[01:50:14] No I didn't!

[01:50:15] Tickle 6-0.

[01:50:16] No I didn't!

[01:50:17] Shared 100 bits.

[01:50:18] Why do you look like that?

[01:50:19] Alright, let me get this straight.

[01:50:21] Why do I look like that?

[01:50:22] Okay.

[01:50:23] So we get to the final round and this guy just suicides to kill me.

[01:50:26] Alright, you know what?

[01:50:27] I'm off all guys.

[01:50:28] I get to the final round and he just screams me with him.

[01:50:31] Like, I don't...

[01:50:32] Like, what the fuck am I supposed to do about it?

[01:50:35] about he literally got all the way to the finals doesn't even care about losing

[01:50:41] doesn't care at all and just brings me with him like it's just it's just mutually

[01:50:47] assured destruction you said the n-word no I didn't what what's the clip what

[01:50:57] Huh?

[01:50:58] I said what?

[01:51:03] Why is my twitch browser so shit?

[01:51:07] Early last night did I profit?

[01:51:10] How dare you.

[01:51:11] Look bro, if I profited, you wouldn't know.

[01:51:16] Why is my twitch browser the worst twitch browser in the world?

[01:51:19] Every time I go and twitch, my white PC like comes on itself.

[01:51:23] What is this?

[01:51:24] Hi, guys.

[01:51:25] What is this?

[01:51:26] Do I gotta get a new monitor or what?

[01:51:31] What is this shit?

[01:51:33] What is this?

[01:51:35] Huh?

[01:51:37] I gotta get a new monitor, bro.

[01:51:41] It's just Twitch.

[01:51:42] No, it's not, bro.

[01:51:43] It's gotta be some fucking extension, I'm telling you.

[01:51:46] It's gotta be some fucking extension.

[01:51:49] I'm telling you, bro.

[01:51:53] I got to get like a new monitor or something yo you said Valorant cinematics

[01:51:59] Valorant cinematics

[01:52:08] Cinematics in order there's 54 vast

[01:52:17] See some it's it's gotta be an extension

[01:52:23] official launch trailer?

[01:52:34] Phoenix, please tell me you-

[01:52:36] Phoenix, my glorious king!

[01:52:37] Off the package.

[01:52:38] I would if somebody was a little less aggressive.

[01:52:44] Hey, stop!

[01:52:48] I said stop!

[01:52:50] Wait, Dad, who's that?

[01:52:51] Who's that? Oh

[01:52:54] Mommy oh my god, I love jet bro. I love Jack

[01:53:01] Jett reminds me of ash bro in our sex dude bad as hell and great character

[01:53:11] That's how you want to play

[01:53:21] You cannot let her plant.

[01:53:45] Alright I'm going in.

[01:53:46] What about the hostile?

[01:53:47] I wouldn't worry about her

[01:53:53] Are you certain 100 I got this

[01:54:02] When you turn into the clone that's what he says

[01:54:17] I'm not sure what's going on.

[01:54:24] Ah.

[01:54:26] Hey control.

[01:54:28] So about the package.

[01:54:33] Hora Hora Hora!

[01:54:39] Damn.

[01:54:40] What, I have fifty of those?

[01:54:42] My god!

[01:54:43] Alright chat, let's get it on bell.

[01:54:46] 2v2 every rank with muda

[01:54:49] First of me warm-up though. I gotta get on the warm-up gotta get in a warm-up dude

[01:54:53] I would have won that game of all guys if that guy didn't literally just griefed, but of course he fucking grieved of course he did

[01:55:02] Stay signed in I need to stay signed into this valorant thing

[01:55:08] Play about

[01:55:10] Lock in let's go big day today y'all big fucking day today y'all big day today y'all

[01:55:16] Sign in to Riot Client. We're redirecting you now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:55:21] 2v2 every rank with Muda, man!

[01:55:25] I'm gonna go tinkle. I'm gonna go piss on my toilet seat.

[01:55:28] Chad, I'm gonna go piss on my toilet-

[01:55:34] We issued another player in one of your recent games of patability for abusing voice chat.

[01:55:39] Reports by you and your teammate continue to help.

[01:55:42] Which guy was it?

[01:55:44] Who was it? It was chat it was the guy from yesterday

[01:55:51] Check was it got from yesterday?

[01:55:54] Who was it the red?

[01:55:57] Hey, oh

[01:56:00] Yeah, I might have been the guy that was just shooting me or like shooting next to me

[01:56:05] All right, let me warm up before we two beat you. I'm like mood up. I need to get locked in bro lock in

[01:57:14] I'm loving it.

[01:57:21] Chop is that good?

[01:57:34] I'm loving it.

[01:57:38] Alright lock the fuck in guys.

[01:57:42] It's not a bait break, SHUT THAT STUPID SHIT UP!

[01:57:46] No, no, not unrated. No! Not unrated!

[01:57:49] The one! And I mean, one time I played unrated, I went 2.21.

[01:57:54] Fuck unrated! Shop, shop. Check, shop, check, shop.

[01:57:59] I own this.

[01:58:04] How do you have a Vandalscan?

[01:58:06] Yeah chat 2 and 21 hilarious type that shitty fucking emo

[01:58:14] Should be good we could already have it already have it around focus

[01:58:18] Swift black Jack's with black focus 2 and 21 2 and 21

[01:58:24] Yeah, guys, I have one bad game

[01:58:27] One bad game and you guys just make it a emo

[01:58:32] But when I get a nice nobody wants to talk about it, okay?

[01:58:36] I know exactly what type of fucking chat this is.

[01:58:39] No E-Day, yo chat, listen bro.

[01:58:42] Not every time I get it on battle

[01:58:43] and I'm gonna be on an E-Day, bro.

[01:58:46] Like guys, I'm trying to actually get ranked

[01:58:47] and like get good at this game.

[01:58:50] Guys, I hit two aces in three days.

[01:58:53] Like, I'm naturally good at battle.

[01:58:59] I'm naturally good at battle.

[01:59:01] What do you mean no?

[01:59:02] Chat, I'm not always gonna be on an E-Day.

[01:59:04] I got a mic yes sir. I got a mic nice to meet you, bro

[01:59:13] Stop touching the desk hide mine. This is perfect. Is that a soundboard? What do you mean, bro? What do you mean a

[01:59:25] Soundboard Jen is he saying a jinxie soundboard? How much we've been obtained that

[01:59:34] They brought neon she's fast but can she fly nope

[01:59:43] I'm trying to like adjust my dance. Oh

[01:59:46] My god, I'm gonna play so good for that. Yeah, I literally got this desk just like I like adjust it

[01:59:52] Because my old desk with my chair task

[01:59:54] By the way a guy in the chat told me this but he said jinxed the reason wait yeah, just speak yo, yo, what's up, man? What's up?

[02:00:01] Nah, that's a soundboard, bro.

[02:00:08] No, but, Chad, the reason why, um, because, bro, I would reach up, I would reach up because

[02:00:18] my chair would sink, so now I have a desk that I can raise or lower.

[02:00:25] What? How did I get stuck?

[02:00:30] Oh my god, Spike! Spike down, B!

[02:00:35] One enemy remaining. Nice work, guys.

[02:00:40] Nice fucking work, man. I'm gonna play so good today.

[02:00:43] I'm gonna play so good today, chat.

[02:01:16] Wait

[02:01:18] Jinxy?

[02:01:20] Yo, what's up, bro?

[02:01:22] Is that that as you?

[02:01:24] Yes, yes, what's good, bro?

[02:01:26] What's good, bro?

[02:01:28] Nice to meet you, man. Nice to meet you.

[02:01:30] Nice to meet you, too, bro. This is crazy.

[02:01:32] Yeah, this guy's wholesome, dude.

[02:01:34] This guy's wholesome.

[02:01:36] Okay, okay, okay, go, go, go, go.

[02:01:38] Two and a half.

[02:01:40] Told you I'm gonna play good today.

[02:01:42] New desk, new me.

[02:01:46] Oh

[02:02:03] Close range it's so tricky. What do you mean son son son chat the close range aim is hard

[02:02:16] No chat yo, I'm only level 8 check am I good or bad for level 8

[02:02:27] I'm a good level they have it at that dude is me and move about it to beat you every

[02:02:33] bank y'all and then when we lose chat

[02:02:36] We're opening 300 cases three hot it cases if I don't get a gold tonight. I don't know

[02:02:43] What'd you say?

[02:02:44] AHHHHHHHHH!

[02:02:45] Rehabilitation, bro!

[02:02:48] Yeah, I don't think I'm bad for level 8, guys.

[02:02:50] I don't think I'm bad.

[02:02:52] I don't think I'm bad for level 8.

[02:02:53] I don't think I'm bad!

[02:02:54] No, I don't think I'm bad!

[02:02:56] I don't think I'm bad for level 8!

[02:02:57] Watch this!

[02:02:58] Oh my god, I forgot to buy a gun.

[02:02:59] I forgot to buy a gun.

[02:03:00] I forgot to buy a gun.

[02:03:00] It's so scapping.

[02:03:01] Whatcha-

[02:03:02] I forgot to buy a gun.

[02:03:02] It's so scapping.

[02:03:03] Yo, Jinx, you're bad for level 8, bro.

[02:03:05] I can't lie.

[02:03:05] AHHHHH!

[02:03:06] AHHHHH!

[02:03:08] Like, what type of fucking shit he asked you made is that, bro?

[02:03:11] You're supposed to build up your team

[02:03:24] Check there's another guy behind me guys, you know

[02:03:27] Okay, that one was because I didn't buy a gun though check y'all can laugh. Yeah, wrap it up

[02:03:31] I didn't buy a gun y'all are quick to judge do you quit to judge quick to judge bro y'all are quick to judge

[02:03:37] Rollers. I'm out of gun. It's over dude

[02:03:41] If this guy flushes a 1v5 1000 get this up to the chat if this guy's what's a 1v5 wait Jinzy

[02:03:48] Did you actually go to in 21?

[02:03:56] Again chat it's like you know you have one bad fucking game and you get told about it for the rest of your life

[02:04:03] like I don't understand 30 seconds left oh my god thousand get this wait

[02:04:11] thousand get to the chat thousand get to the chat wait is this actually happening

[02:04:15] I have this fight one enemy remaining no no fucking way no he has a shield

[02:04:21] on his face roll that was so unlucky man

[02:04:29] I'm trying to try to try to try it.

[02:04:31] It's time to spend this cash.

[02:04:37] And a butter butter.

[02:04:39] Shout out to 2023 game over here.

[02:04:41] Go chat. That was definitely a real message.

[02:04:43] And I didn't just make it up.

[02:04:45] Appreciate you for shouting me out as

[02:04:47] 2023 game over here. Appreciate that.

[02:04:49] Uh! chat!

[02:04:51] You know what bro? dragging it dragging it.

[02:04:53] Here we go, here we go.

[02:04:55] Face chat! I'm dragging it for the rest of my life.

[02:04:59] FIRE IN THIS HOPE!

[02:05:06] WAS THAT A PASUKA?!

[02:05:08] WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[02:05:11] I JUST KNOCKED MY PASUKA!

[02:05:14] WHAT WAS THAT?!

[02:05:16] GUYS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS!

[02:05:18] I JUST KNOCKED PASUKA!

[02:05:19] WHAT WAS THAT?!

[02:05:21] So that is what I'm saying.

[02:05:22] Once I learned the Ols,

[02:05:23] Last player standing.

[02:05:25] Spike down, please.

[02:05:26] Once I learned the Ols,

[02:05:27] Olsen this time

[02:05:31] Check y'all gotta remember I'm double

[02:05:34] Like I can get radiant rocks like I'm level 8 watching sides

[02:05:40] Jinxie rest in peace my grandma a bro recipe of that guy grandma bro

[02:05:46] Reloaded recipe said that I got grandma. Let's get the recipe recipes that I got grandma do

[02:05:52] Church was a wonderful lady. Church was wonderful lady dude. We all love her in the chat. We

[02:06:01] all love her. Oh, y'all are saying the bazooka thing. Oh, cuz I got, okay, okay, okay,

[02:06:09] Yeah, I didn't get it out of each...

[02:06:18] Bro, Gekko looks like Zoro a little bit.

[02:06:23] Locking site!

[02:06:25] Locking the way!

[02:06:27] No charges left.

[02:06:34] Nice.

[02:06:39] They're planting. They're planting.

[02:06:42] Spike planted.

[02:06:58] I gotta go quicker, man.

[02:07:00] When I heard him flank, I gotta go quicker. I gotta stop flanking.

[02:07:03] I gotta stop fucking flanking.

[02:07:05] I'm such a piece of shit, bro.

[02:07:07] You'll stop typing bad name shut the fuck up. I'm not gonna play well

[02:07:18] Fuck bro see bro. This is why everybody plays valorant when it you kidding because you play better when it you can I

[02:07:24] Understand I'm so stupid

[02:07:27] Understand it now broke. You're not supposed to play Valorant flaccid, bro

[02:07:32] You're supposed to play battle at least half job, bro. That makes sense. No, no time don't question mark. It makes sense, bro

[02:07:48] Don't plant this time. I want to see you play this time. I

[02:07:54] Want to see you play

[02:07:57] No, I want to see you play I want to see you play I want to see you play

[02:08:01] Oh yes, Pike.

[02:08:06] One enemy remaining.

[02:08:11] Nice job.

[02:08:16] No charges left.

[02:08:18] Flawless!

[02:08:20] BAAAAAAAGE!

[02:08:21] To be fair, it's an SMG from long range.

[02:08:24] To be fair, it's an SMG from long range.

[02:08:27] Sweet mother of a Neptune.

[02:08:33] I'm 2144 and I started off 210 Joe.

[02:08:41] The Stinger is out.

[02:08:42] Yeah, the Stinger is out.

[02:08:43] I could just camp the bombs.

[02:08:44] What am I saying?

[02:08:45] I could just camp the bombs, dude.

[02:08:46] But can I get up on this?

[02:08:47] Yeah!

[02:08:48] I just can't have the bombs dude.

[02:08:54] But can I get up on this?

[02:08:58] That's OP.

[02:09:10] That's OP.

[02:09:11] Jack, I'm gonna be honest, Jack.

[02:09:13] Jack, you can literally fart in my mouth.

[02:09:15] I swear to God, I love you so much!

[02:09:18] Like, oh no.

[02:09:19] One enemy remaining.

[02:09:21] Spike down A.

[02:09:25] If that was Jet, you could do whatever you wanted.

[02:09:27] You think that on Hop-Up?

[02:09:29] Jet is so busted!

[02:09:32] We're gonna get flanked.

[02:09:34] My gaming intuition...

[02:09:36] My gaming intuition...

[02:09:48] Aw, thought you'd try harder.

[02:09:50] Aw, thought you'd try harder.

[02:09:52] Chad, you laterally let me just have your milk.

[02:09:55] This is crazy.

[02:09:56] Chad is so hot.

[02:09:58] Oh my god.

[02:10:00] You can get on the hop-ups with Chad like she's so bad.

[02:10:04] Bro, she's so bad, yo.

[02:10:10] She's 15!

[02:10:12] No, she's not.

[02:10:13] Bro, there's no way Chad is 15.

[02:10:15] Chill.

[02:10:17] Check YouTube let's go

[02:10:36] That can't be real

[02:10:38] I

[02:10:45] Can't be real oh no, I hear myself

[02:10:51] Hear myself no no

[02:10:54] Oh

[02:11:38] I will kill them!

[02:11:40] I will kill them!

[02:11:42] I will kill them!

[02:11:44] I will kill them!

[02:11:46] I will kill them!

[02:11:48] I will kill them!

[02:11:50] Infinite Loop, why is there 100,000 viewers on YouTube?

[02:11:54] Yo, yo, why is there 100,000 viewers on YouTube?

[02:11:58] Hey bro, that's a- I never do that!

[02:12:00] That's view bodied!

[02:12:02] Why is this guy botting me on multiple platforms?

[02:12:07] I

[02:12:16] Hear congrats, it's body

[02:12:20] Do I'm six and four now I'm so talented

[02:12:26] Watch this watch this watch this watch this jet

[02:12:29] I wasn't trying to get that I'm trying to go I'm trying to go smoke I'm not

[02:12:40] giving my keys yeah standing guys I'm trying to go smoke earlier which had a

[02:12:44] Dash we lost yo reina good try

[02:12:51] good try yo what's it yeah

[02:12:55] everything dead is 15 jet battle in age

[02:13:01] jet valorant age bryolidity now there's

[02:13:06] no way she fits in y'all see you guys

[02:13:10] are weird as fuck no I got her actually

[02:13:12] weird y'all like want me to get arrested literally I said jet give me milkies and

[02:13:18] then y'all said 15 bro yeah estimated 20 to 25 so why would you guys say 15 why

[02:13:25] would y'all say 15 also bro why is there 70,000 people in the YouTube stream

[02:13:32] What is that a punage?

[02:13:37] Yeah, bro estimated that's my age y'all I'm 24 I'm 24 like

[02:13:46] Yeah, there's a hundred thousand people on YouTube, okay, that's the body of shit that is you bought it a shit, bro

[02:13:54] I'm a bot I'm a bot yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[02:14:02] Mura Mura tell me that I'm warming up tell me that I'm warming up

[02:14:06] Tell me that I'm warming up so I'm gonna warm up

[02:14:09] I'm not getting on comedy night, bro. It's just cringe rough people just say cringy shit me and mood are to be doing every ranch app

[02:14:15] Okay

[02:14:20] Match found why are real people in the chat saying I'm a boss yo y'all are not boss rough

[02:14:26] Check to be not do this did high-fives just say what am I reading?

[02:14:32] Yo, yo team, I just wanted to say, team, it's a pleasure to be here at Eslavia.

[02:14:40] Okay, I'm gonna go fuck myself now.

[02:14:44] I mean, not one mic, are we dead ass, not a singular mic, out of four people.

[02:14:49] No one could have said, oh man, hey man, yes, but happy to play the game, happy to play the game.

[02:14:54] Maybe I'm muttering, no chat, maybe I'm muttering.

[02:14:57] Is this mic on? Is my mic working?

[02:14:59] I don't think it's working.

[02:15:05] Kid.

[02:15:08] Oh, is it working now?

[02:15:10] No, no, it's not actually.

[02:15:14] Okay, how about now?

[02:15:17] No.

[02:15:18] Bar.

[02:15:23] Chad.

[02:15:26] Wait, who is talking? Who is it?

[02:15:28] Wait, I'm sorry, who's talking? Who's talking? Who's talking?

[02:15:32] I think you just kiss a friend of mine.

[02:15:38] Clove?

[02:15:40] Clove, what is your ability to do? I'm new to battle. Can you explain what your ability is? Yes, please.

[02:15:49] Clove? Clove? Clove?

[02:15:54] Bar!

[02:15:58] how is that an air ball how is that a I'm level they oh my god I'm lost over the

[02:16:06] lobby oh my god I'm level eight

[02:16:19] he has no idea what's good what's good Roman what's good Roman how you doing

[02:16:24] bro how'd you do that you're doing good bro are you scared of one to ten how

[02:16:29] good are you doing I'm seven point five nice man let's win this game maybe get

[02:16:34] it to a eight

[02:16:37] I rush catch it I brush what do you guys think rush

[02:16:43] Shies, shies, shies.

[02:16:45] Should I rush?

[02:16:50] My day is like a 6.7 out of 10.

[02:17:00] Here.

[02:17:01] How's that not bolting me up?

[02:17:04] Enemy spot.

[02:17:07] I love my brothers.

[02:17:08] I shall be.

[02:17:09] Many enemies be.

[02:17:41] I'm actually disgusting. I'm actually disgusting. I'm actually disgusting. I'm actually disgusting. I'm actually disgusting. I love this game. I'm so good at this game.

[02:17:50] Oh my God!

[02:17:52] I'm so good at this game

[02:17:57] That's just game sense bro if he's not there in the bombs the bombs down the other guy ran out obviously

[02:18:03] He's camping the bomb because that's why the other guy ran out

[02:18:06] It's just game sense, bro

[02:18:12] Because if the other guy runs out he's only doing that cuz he knows his teammate at the bomb. He just pre-aimed the bomb, bro

[02:18:18] I'm going to do the hop up, I'm going to do the hop up, yo Jed is my favorite character

[02:18:26] in the game, oh my god she's so broken.

[02:18:30] I'm so confused where my smoke go the only last couple of seconds bike

[02:18:49] planted I'd be able to hold soon where they were they how about it be I'm

[02:18:59] I'm gonna be all of them. Whoa. Oh, what's up?

[02:19:05] I see what is that?

[02:19:08] Ah, Jesus.

[02:19:12] That's where I stand. My ult's ready.

[02:19:21] No. Oh my God, I'm actually clipping these people.

[02:19:26] Yeah, I'm actually like, law, I love this game!

[02:19:29] I have a feeling we're gonna hit ace number three today, Chas.

[02:19:35] I have feeling ace number three is coming on this map.

[02:19:39] Check your YouTube viewers, bro.

[02:19:41] Don't tell me, don't tell me.

[02:19:43] Oh my god.

[02:19:45] Yo.

[02:19:46] Yo.

[02:19:47] There is not 100,000 people in YouTube.

[02:19:53] And all the fuck there isn't!

[02:19:56] Stop saying congrats!

[02:20:05] What's this?

[02:20:53] How's that bitch alive?

[02:20:56] I shot her in the head!

[02:20:59] Last round in the hat.

[02:21:00] Sorry about that team, sorry about that team.

[02:21:01] I don't know, I shot her in the head, no?

[02:21:04] Is that not a headshot? Is that not a headshot?

[02:21:08] Like, was that not a fucking head?

[02:21:12] I'm not even kidding.

[02:21:13] Moving? Yeah, you're right. It's because I moved.

[02:21:15] Bro, when you move, your shots are so inconsistent.

[02:21:20] When you move, your shots are so inconsistent.

[02:21:23] I could drop 20 if I keep going off or I'm out of control of it.

[02:21:50] What is that little slime ball?

[02:21:52] What is that?

[02:21:54] What the fuck is that little slime shit?

[02:21:58] I don't know what that is.

[02:22:00] Do I shoot it? Do I walk past it? Can I go near it?

[02:22:05] What is that shit?

[02:22:07] Gecko Oat?

[02:22:12] Hey!

[02:22:13] Stop!

[02:22:14] Oh, it's dark in here.

[02:22:16] Black player standing.

[02:22:18] What's your name dude?

[02:22:19] I don't know what that is.

[02:22:20] Uh, Gecko you got best!

[02:22:23] GEKKO YOU GOT BEST!

[02:22:26] It's debuts, debuts, debuts, debuts, debuts!

[02:22:30] Debut!

[02:22:31] Debut!

[02:22:32] Debut!

[02:22:33] Debut!

[02:22:34] Debut!

[02:22:35] Debut!

[02:22:36] Debut!

[02:22:37] Debut!

[02:22:38] Debut!

[02:22:39] Debut!

[02:22:40] Debut!

[02:22:41] Debut!

[02:22:42] Debut!

[02:22:43] Debut!

[02:22:44] Debut!

[02:22:45] Debut!

[02:22:46] Debut!

[02:22:47] It's just a sound

[02:22:51] How many seconds what's the plan who's moaning in my ear question

[02:22:56] How many seconds does it take once you plan for the fuse? I'll see just 45. I'm guessing it's like 20

[02:23:08] It takes seven seconds to diffuse no, I know but I'm saying like two and 21. Yo, bro shot

[02:23:14] Stop ignoring the YouTube chat, I'm getting bodied, I don't want to look at my YouTube chat.

[02:23:42] What is that? What is that?

[02:23:44] One enemy remaining.

[02:24:13] Last player standing.

[02:24:14] Why is he allowed to just not on my face?

[02:24:29] I don't understand what is that shit?

[02:24:39] I see that there's none on me!

[02:24:45] Sheriff, have you got my two lockpuffs?

[02:24:51] I wish there was like, someone who could just explain like, ads or anything like that.

[02:24:56] Like a video or something, though.

[02:24:59] I'm dying to shit I don't know.

[02:25:09] What the fuck is that?

[02:25:25] What am I hearing?

[02:25:35] An enemy remaining. Reloading!

[02:25:37] Here.

[02:25:41] I'm under.

[02:25:43] When I hear you, bro, you know I hear you right.

[02:25:45] You know daddy hears you right, Chamber.

[02:25:47] Chamber, you know daddy hears you right.

[02:25:49] I'm actually gross at this fucking game!

[02:25:51] Valorant. We are fighters.

[02:25:53] We're on date five?

[02:25:55] I mean, come on!

[02:25:57] Check, Jack, voice actor?

[02:26:04] Is mooder ready?

[02:26:05] Mooder ready?

[02:26:06] Mooder ready?

[02:26:07] Mooder ready?

[02:26:08] Bro, I'm warming up.

[02:26:09] I'm warming up as well.

[02:26:10] Hey, tell them take as much time as you need.

[02:26:11] I'm having fun.

[02:26:12] I'm having fun.

[02:26:13] Abidachi?

[02:26:14] Abidachi?

[02:26:15] Abidachi?

[02:26:16] I bit it to you, I bit it to you.

[02:26:36] First smoke slash for like 2 seconds at this game.

[02:26:40] Where are you, you brat?

[02:26:41] Oh no!

[02:26:42] I mean I just got stolen, you know?

[02:26:44] Saw you, Mush!

[02:26:46] One and seven, Captain!

[02:26:47] No!

[02:26:49] My defender wins!

[02:26:51] I discussed...

[02:26:54] Check Jets voice actor?

[02:26:56] What do you mean?

[02:27:09] Check, what is the point of looking this up?

[02:27:11] What is the point of looking this up?

[02:27:13] Jet voice actor? What is the point of looking this up?

[02:27:17] Yo. Yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

[02:27:24] Jet voice actor?

[02:27:37] Popstar, kpop?

[02:27:43] Jet's voice actor is K-pop?

[02:27:46] Bro, what do y'all want me to see on YouTube?

[02:27:48] Oh my god.

[02:27:50] Bro, what is this YouTube stream?

[02:27:53] Dead ass. What is this shit, bro?

[02:27:55] Dead fucking ass.

[02:27:58] But we don't have 100,000 viewers in here.

[02:28:00] I know it's body!

[02:28:07] Muds, clean up the chat!

[02:28:11] We are real, yes.

[02:28:12] Some of y'all are real, bro.

[02:28:15] There's not 100,000 people on YouTube, dude.

[02:28:21] Yeah, some of them are gonna take it's time,

[02:28:22] take it's time, take it's time.

[02:28:24] So we're gonna two beat you, everybody.

[02:28:25] We're gonna end up with 300 cases.

[02:28:26] Wait, I actually got sold.

[02:28:28] Guys, I think that's my highest average combat score

[02:28:30] yet, 372.

[02:28:35] Yeah, are duelists supposed to have higher ones?

[02:28:42] I'm doing it for some reason.

[02:28:44] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[02:28:51] Okay.

[02:28:56] Let's go.

[02:28:58] Yo team, just wanted to say man,

[02:29:00] pleasure to be out here, and let's win this game.

[02:29:05] Okay.

[02:29:06] Are you happy to be out here?

[02:29:08] Sorry, what did you say?

[02:29:11] Good news.

[02:29:12] You said you're happy to be out there?

[02:29:14] Yeah, no, pleasure to be out in this Valorant game, in this Swift Play.

[02:29:18] Let's play this game together as a team.

[02:29:27] I mean, is it something I like?

[02:29:30] Oh, no.

[02:29:32] Deadlock, I think your mic is a little bit muffled.

[02:29:36] I can't let me hear you.

[02:29:40] Is that a reference to my actual name or?

[02:29:44] What, deadlock?

[02:29:46] No.

[02:29:46] The muffled, I don't worry about it.

[02:29:50] No, no, no, no, you're good.

[02:29:51] You're making this a little muffled.

[02:29:52] It sounds good now though.

[02:29:53] It sounds good.

[02:29:55] Oh, OK, OK.

[02:29:55] I just had to adjust the mic.

[02:30:06] What?

[02:30:17] Wait, are we gonna get kicked out of the game because this guy's not picking a character?

[02:30:20] Are we gonna get picked out of the game because this guy's not picking a character?

[02:30:24] Dad of ass, bro.

[02:30:27] Dad of ass, dad of ass. Are we gonna get kicked out of the game?

[02:30:30] Match found!

[02:30:36] Mooda is ready? Alright, tell him one more game and I'm ready.

[02:30:41] We'll go to Windows. Tell Mooda one more game and I'm ready.

[02:30:45] I'm just gonna get fully warm. I just wanna live it inside.

[02:30:48] Hello.

[02:30:49] Yo, what's up man? Nice to meet you.

[02:30:51] Chat, is there a way to chat with my kids?

[02:30:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:30:54] Is there a way to chat with my KD chat?

[02:30:59] Is there a way to chat with my KD y'all?

[02:31:01] Your YouTube chat is being spammed?

[02:31:06] Valorant tracker?

[02:31:07] Oh my god, I want to see my stats.

[02:31:10] Valorant tracker.

[02:31:11] Yo, what is this YouTube chat, bro?

[02:31:13] Dead fucking ass!

[02:31:15] Valorant tracker.

[02:31:21] What's my name, though?

[02:31:22] I don't know my name.

[02:31:24] What is my name?

[02:31:25] What is my name?

[02:31:26] my name?

[02:31:39] What?

[02:31:41] No, I said I was right. What?

[02:31:46] Nick, no guys, I know, no, guys, guys, guys, guys!

[02:31:49] I know my name is Nick, I'm saying what is my name on that?

[02:31:52] Are you all dumb or just fucking trolling?

[02:31:58] I know my name is Nick, I'm si-

[02:31:59] Nicholas, it's not Jitty.

[02:32:08] My name is not Jitty, bro.

[02:32:09] My name is not Jitty.

[02:32:10] Look at them over there.

[02:32:11] Thinkin' they're gonna go home with a wing.

[02:32:19] Just wanted to check in before I had my trip to tarpon Springs. Hey, bro

[02:32:23] Thanks for checking in bro. Appreciate you for checking in bro. As y'all know I've run the tarp

[02:32:29] And yeah, I run this shit bro, so thank you for checking in if you didn't check in both could have been back

[02:32:34] I'm gonna be back. Thank you for checking in

[02:32:36] That's my thank you. I run the tarp

[02:32:43] Yo team y'all locked it or what a lot the fuck what is this jing see

[02:32:49] No, no, no, no. All right, there we go. Oh

[02:32:53] Saddle like Jinxie Park quick

[02:33:19] Nice!

[02:33:21] Too fast for players' game!

[02:33:23] Was that?

[02:33:24] Five down, feet!

[02:33:25] Guys, good try!

[02:33:26] I like how we executed our team!

[02:33:30] I like that.

[02:33:31] I'm faster than Skye's Wolves.

[02:33:33] I like that.

[02:33:38] We try it.

[02:33:39] We see what they're doing up on it, right?

[02:33:44] Yeah, bro.

[02:33:45] Hey, let's just all rush A.

[02:33:46] You always wanna rush A?

[02:33:49] Love the rush. Let's go.

[02:33:50] All in favor, say aye.

[02:33:53] I am not Janksy.

[02:33:55] Alright.

[02:33:58] Yeah, you're not Janksy, but it's funny.

[02:34:05] One top of the shotgun, one lower of the shotgun.

[02:34:07] Wait, throw that helmet out of the way!

[02:34:09] What?!

[02:34:11] I shot both of them in the chest!

[02:34:14] Fuck!

[02:34:16] Reloading.

[02:34:19] three-year-old

[02:34:29] amateur

[02:34:35] I swear to God neon player

[02:34:38] every time I run into a neon on a stick

[02:34:41] I every time

[02:34:46] This is on the yeah

[02:34:52] We all have weapons

[02:34:54] Hear me out. We hit B first then we hit a so they're just back to safety again. What if we hit a

[02:35:01] Hey, let's go a reverse psychology, right?

[02:35:03] Cuz they just listen listen they just destroyed us on a so they're like

[02:35:08] But now we're gonna go a this reverse psychology do

[02:35:11] bro it is jinxing it is I just don't want to say anything

[02:35:15] voice changer it's not right

[02:35:19] alright that's right hard

[02:35:25] what is that some voice there's that

[02:35:27] pop site once plush in site again in three two

[02:35:31] one more have them one more

[02:35:35] I

[02:35:40] Had it so one enemy remaining last site I believe

[02:35:45] Always having this

[02:35:50] Nice guys, I told you bro. They never expect you to go to the same site twice. You know what I mean?

[02:35:56] Last round before the sliver psychology man finally use

[02:36:05] look now they're like all right now they got to go beef so we go a dead

[02:36:11] they're like all right now they got to go beef which would eat twice you're

[02:36:16] gonna say you're right you're right bro I'm in their fucking head dude bro we

[02:36:19] didn't get inside here I could play it wait should I have the future as a

[02:36:22] I

[02:36:25] Is your voice deeper on regular game

[02:36:52] Oh my god

[02:36:54] Oh my god

[02:37:02] Runs out of your neon

[02:37:04] I just had to play PC four days ago

[02:37:06] Neon put it outside of the bathroom

[02:37:08] Nah, good game man

[02:37:10] It's just all about how to get out of there

[02:37:12] Oh look at all the little cheebies

[02:37:16] Who's this?

[02:37:18] That's Rayda

[02:37:20] Who's this? Sage? Who's this?

[02:37:28] Kildred. Is he the guy with the hat?

[02:37:38] Shed, it's Kildred, the guy with the hat.

[02:37:40] I was just watching your video, like, yeah.

[02:37:42] Appreciate that, man. Thank you, bro.

[02:37:44] Hey, nice to meet you, bro.

[02:37:47] Here you go.

[02:37:48] What a lobby here.

[02:37:50] They're the reason I played I6.

[02:37:52] Thank you bro.

[02:37:54] Come here, come here.

[02:37:56] Very wholesome lobby here.

[02:37:58] We're going to have to be back to the other team.

[02:38:00] They're walking in.

[02:38:02] Seems like it.

[02:38:04] Oh, they're coming out.

[02:38:06] 55 neon.

[02:38:08] Spike down B.

[02:38:10] One enemy remaining.

[02:38:12] One.

[02:38:18] Let's go guys good good stuff

[02:38:28] Your YouTube is getting you body. Yeah, I know I can't literally can't do anything about that. I

[02:38:34] Didn't know who to contact cuz like I don't have like I don't think something

[02:38:48] Congrats, bro. Guys, it's getting to your bottom. It's not a congrats. This shit is ass

[02:38:57] He then

[02:39:10] One on one

[02:39:15] Right there

[02:39:18] One enemy remaining.

[02:39:23] I love this game, I'm not gonna lie, I love this fucking game.

[02:39:30] In the smoke.

[02:39:34] Hey!

[02:39:36] Nice guys!

[02:39:38] Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[02:39:42] Bro, it's not that it's easier than CS, bro.

[02:39:45] Bro it's not easier than CS bro. It's like it's faster pace than CS. I feel like I get more fights

[02:39:53] Um, but I also really like the abilities. I like the abilities too. I'm gonna learn

[02:39:58] It's a little bit faster pace

[02:40:08] It's like I feel like on Val you just find some little bit faster than CS. I like that. It's very brainrod. I like it

[02:40:15] you kill me in mid air you head shot of me in mid air I mean you're actually to go you

[02:40:26] head shot of me in mid air what the fuck what the fuck bro let's end the video

[02:40:39] One new box.

[02:40:41] Comet? Yeah, that's on me.

[02:40:43] I thought it was...

[02:40:44] CUTE TUSSY!

[02:40:45] That's on me.

[02:40:45] I'm sorry, that's on me.

[02:40:47] Yeah, he's letting us stay.

[02:40:48] Oh, that's on me.

[02:40:49] That's on me.

[02:40:50] Oh, that's on me.

[02:40:52] That's on me.

[02:40:53] That's on me.

[02:40:54] That's on me.

[02:40:55] That's on me.

[02:40:55] Match point!

[02:40:56] Alright, let's do it.

[02:40:57] I got your back.

[02:40:58] Just, you know, from the front.

[02:41:00] This should be my house.

[02:41:03] I'll solo all day, maybe.

[02:41:06] All day, all day, all day.

[02:41:08] Alright, I got it.

[02:41:09] Delta

[02:41:15] We ate sketchy to hold maybe I can hop up

[02:41:24] Shice up who's next

[02:41:39] I

[02:41:43] Know

[02:41:51] One enemy remaining

[02:41:53] Oh, give it to me.

[02:41:59] Waleigh, good work, Waleigh!

[02:42:03] OOOOOOOH!

[02:42:04] LET'S GO WALEEEY!

[02:42:07] Good stuff, was that an AWP?

[02:42:10] Yeah.

[02:42:11] Alright.

[02:42:13] You know what, let me try my hand at an AWP. Let me try my hand.

[02:42:16] Hey, y'all, let's see, bro.

[02:42:18] Here's your transfer of 4th or 5th grade.

[02:42:20] He's already got me there.

[02:42:22] guys what's the best what's the best off spot you guys think what do you guys

[02:42:24] think is the best off spot on this map either be back or a main on top of ramps

[02:42:31] you want to like take an early fight with it okay got word to brow word to brow you want to

[02:42:37] see a early fight i got you oh yeah that's a good spot just dash out after

[02:42:47] i'm gonna show right here is it cool if i hold this angle on it off

[02:42:52] Yeah, one A.

[02:42:57] Hey man.

[02:42:59] Nobody here, I know nobody, nobody.

[02:43:03] I'm going.

[02:43:05] Oh.

[02:43:07] Still nobody.

[02:43:09] On site with the spike.

[02:43:11] Okay.

[02:43:13] I planted one enemy remaining.

[02:43:16] Oh, past one.

[02:43:17] What is that?

[02:43:18] Line them up!

[02:43:19] I'm going.

[02:43:20] Oh

[02:43:34] That's all that's your ability I thought it was there. What does it do? What does it do? Oh?

[02:43:39] Man, we're out. I'm never gonna see any of them again. Well

[02:43:43] Go to mood of stream is moon already is moon already

[02:43:46] Open open cases. Oh my god. This guy's from 14 and six. Holy fucking aura. W. Waylay, bro

[02:43:53] All right, chat 2v2 every right with mood up lock the fuck in gamers

[02:43:58] Chat lock the fucking gamers

[02:44:02] Sad I don't know sad sad sad

[02:44:04] So you check YouTube stream congrats. What do you mean congrats?

[02:44:08] Okay, wait, okay, okay

[02:44:11] Bro, it's still not at 60 get like bro, it's still getting bothered bro

[02:44:16] All right chat is um, what are the ready is murder ready?

[02:44:20] I'm gonna call him a discord.

[02:44:22] I'm gonna call him a discord.

[02:44:24] I'm gonna call him.

[02:44:26] I'm gonna call him.

[02:44:28] I'm gonna call him.

[02:44:30] Don't forget us now that you made it.

[02:44:32] You're trying to make it.

[02:44:34] It's getting viewed by the guys.

[02:44:36] I didn't fucking make it.

[02:44:38] It's getting viewed by the hard chat.

[02:44:40] Tell me what I'm calling.

[02:44:42] Tell me what I'm calling.

[02:44:44] I

[02:44:47] It's gonna be fun as hell. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking sweep the fuck out bro like I don't know

[02:44:52] Listen if one more fucking person calls me a fucking big no, it's itchy

[02:44:56] I think I'm going to fucking front flip into my fucking setup. I can't go one fucking message

[02:45:01] Bro look at it like this, but you don't have a big

[02:45:05] Do you want to hear that you get that we just played like? I don't know dude, and if your mods

[02:45:10] Can you skip to CS? Please? Thank you? Okay, yo, are you one up?

[02:45:14] I'm literally I'll tell you how warmed up I am okay go to a campfire grab marshmallows grab

[02:45:21] Swarms throw the floors away jump in the fire that's how

[02:45:25] Okay, jump into the fire

[02:45:27] Oh

[02:45:30] Let's walk you down right I'm high I'm high party all the ranks right all the way they're all ready they're all ready now listen

[02:45:37] Fighting I think we had everyone

[02:45:39] I want to be at everyone there's just there's only 30 radians to actually set yesterday, but I'm pretty sure you know what bro

[02:45:46] We still have the radiance bro, cuz you know we have a world all right

[02:45:50] But are you ready?

[02:45:53] Yes, bro like I'm about to carry you bro. Hey listen as soon as we lose I'm getting on CS and ripping cases so we

[02:46:01] Locked in bro. Are you

[02:46:03] I can't dude. Are you fucking crazy? We're not losing bro losing wasn't even

[02:46:09] about Indians though, but what about radians? We're still gonna win bro because you're not talking to a radiant player

[02:46:15] You are talking to the only person in the entire earth the entire planet that got raven in both both continents

[02:46:25] Now you win trade of the right I did not win trade those allegations

[02:46:29] wins. You allegedly went trade it? Yes, allegedly. Allegedly. Alright bro, I'm gonna go pee bro.

[02:46:37] Let me get in your lobby. Okay, I don't have you added. You have to add me. Here, I'll

[02:46:41] send you a... Yeah, I mean you never added me. You only... You added Sarah before me.

[02:46:46] Sorry bro. I'm a shitty ass friend bro. Let me add you. What's your name dude? It's

[02:46:52] uh... Here, I'm gonna send it to you. Alright. Yeah, this is gonna be fun. Wait,

[02:46:58] Wait no, no this is gonna be fun. I know I'm gonna clutch dude. I'm a dude imagine I kept bro mood up

[02:47:05] Just copy and take exactly one beat twos radians bro match point okay, okay?

[02:47:10] And Jinx see clutches and that has one second to the fuse and does it

[02:47:15] I see it. I literally see it. I see it. I literally see it

[02:47:19] But hey, well, thank you, bro. I see it. Don't know why chats laughing honestly

[02:47:23] Don't know why chat's laughing. Yeah, thank you for a request. Did you get that for a request from me?

[02:47:27] Oh god on the um here let me see I

[02:47:31] Leap you oh, I need

[02:47:34] Okay, can you oh my god are you fucking serious? I have a thousand friend requests, bro. Oh

[02:47:40] My god, I'm sorry. I did again send it again dude

[02:47:47] Santa I got it. I got it. I got it. All right. Let me go pink. Let me go tinkle brown. Let me go tinkle

[02:47:52] All right, don't don't fucking lose bro. All right, we're not gonna lose. We're not gonna. We're not we're not

[02:48:03] Hey, Siri FaceTime fo Lev

[02:48:07] FaceTime call to phone. I mean, I don't know why they call you

[02:48:11] I don't know why Siri calls you a toe. I don't know Joe. Let's tinkle me by the way

[02:48:15] Yo, Muda, can you turn off the nose cam?

[02:48:23] Yo, yo, yo, yo, listen, uh, did you check any of these players until they're not Smurfs

[02:48:31] or did you literally just throw them all in?

[02:48:35] This is gonna be fucking- this is gonna be hard, bro, this is gonna be hard, yeah.

[02:48:51] So they're gonna be stream sniping and on top of that, oh god.

[02:48:56] Okay, you know what, chat, I still think we can do it, bro, I still think we can

[02:49:00] do it.

[02:49:01] Chat, do we do skirmish or do we do swift play chat?

[02:49:04] by the way, y'all flag, can you give me admin please?

[02:49:05] Or not admin, leaderboard please?

[02:49:08] Or whatever it's called.

[02:49:14] Full life people, can you part of it?

[02:49:16] Take it bro, take it.

[02:49:21] Yeah, I agree chat, scrubs is multi-born,

[02:49:22] so I look, yeah, I agree, I agree, I agree.

[02:49:25] I agree.

[02:49:30] I fucking agree bro.

[02:49:31] Hmm hmm

[02:49:38] Jack let's be honest, bro. We're all letting Jack take a shit on our chest, bro. Hey, let's just be honest

[02:49:44] We are all letting Jack take a shit on our fucking chest, bro

[02:49:49] Let's keep it a beam, bro. Where's mood up? Where's mood up?

[02:49:55] Where uh

[02:49:57] You might see yeah

[02:49:59] You're a mortal 2000, I thought you were good.

[02:50:04] The act reset three days ago.

[02:50:06] I thought you've been e-dating the whole time.

[02:50:11] Look bro, like listen, this isn't no fucking e-date, alright?

[02:50:16] I'm not gonna fucking meow when you fucking clutch.

[02:50:18] I'm not gonna grab your dick, alright?

[02:50:20] Listen buddy, fuck with my shit and I'm out!

[02:50:26] I'm level nine and I'm prepared to carry your ass.

[02:50:29] bro like lock in mood up none of that goonin shit bro let's go okay let's go

[02:50:38] like i take this shit serious bro yo honcho and joe bob can you guys please walk see it outside

[02:50:46] yes coach thank you this is iron this is the lowest rank the game

[02:50:52] I'm Joe's Joe Bob

[02:50:56] Wait your mic is on your mic is it on by the way, huh? Joe. You're gonna hurt me you might still not on

[02:51:01] Yo, I'm Joe and Joe Bob put it on your life that neither of you guys are smirks

[02:51:08] On my mother's life and mine. I am not a smirk. Okay Joe Bob

[02:51:14] Jixi, can you say Bahra?

[02:51:19] How do I talk to all?

[02:51:20] How do I talk to all?

[02:51:22] What are your settings?

[02:51:23] Yeah, team voice.

[02:51:24] Yeah, no, not team voice.

[02:51:26] Party voice.

[02:51:27] Yes?

[02:51:28] Yeah, press the button.

[02:51:29] You OK?

[02:51:31] Yo, Honcho, Joe Bob.

[02:51:35] Yo, yo.

[02:51:35] Y'all are irons?

[02:51:38] Yes, bro.

[02:51:39] How are y'all iron, bro?

[02:51:41] I'm level nine, dude.

[02:51:42] How are y'all iron?

[02:51:43] I'm just going to do level 20.

[02:51:46] You just say you're better than me, Joe.

[02:51:47] All right, let's see.

[02:51:48] Hey, I'll be at B-styling at the ground, buddy.

[02:51:52] All right, let's go to 16.

[02:51:54] Wait, okay, okay, okay.

[02:51:55] Come on, let's go to 16!

[02:51:57] Yo, so wait, what does every game go to?

[02:51:58] What does every game go to?

[02:52:00] Five, it goes up to five.

[02:52:02] I'm on jet, bro.

[02:52:02] Listen, I'm the best jet in this game.

[02:52:05] Okay, bro.

[02:52:06] How many ranks are in battle?

[02:52:08] What are we at right now?

[02:52:09] This is iron, how would it take me

[02:52:11] through the course here?

[02:52:12] Okay, so it goes Iron 1, Iron 2, Iron 3, Bronze 1, Bronze 2, Bronze 3, Silver 1, Silver 2, Silver 3, Gold 1, Gold 2, Gold 3, Plat 1, Plat 2, Plat 3, Diamond 1, Diamond 2, Diamond 3, Ascended 1, Ascended 2, Ascended 3.

[02:52:32] Great move.

[02:52:33] And what?

[02:52:34] We're not 1v1ing every division of every rank, right?

[02:52:37] No, we're 1v1ing just every rank.

[02:52:40] Continue ascend it then what?

[02:52:43] I did a one I said it to I said it three immortal one immortal two immortal three

[02:52:50] radiance

[02:52:52] Realistic and I don't like

[02:52:55] What gun to your head you have to make a prediction of what rank we lose on or you die

[02:53:00] What rank will we lose on realistically with your life on the line? What rank is on?

[02:53:05] Immortal

[02:53:07] You think we won't even beat the immortals brown the thing is it depends on if I am like flow state enough to carry us or

[02:53:18] Unless or you tap in to 2023 jinxia big galaxy here and just start killing everyone. So that's what I'm saying

[02:53:28] No

[02:53:29] If I tap into my 2023 game earlier, he's still here. I tap into him, bro. Yeah

[02:53:34] We're not going to be beating the immortals. We're beating the radians, bro.

[02:53:39] Make that clear to you, but make that clear.

[02:53:41] Now look, bro.

[02:53:42] If we make it to radiance, I will gift you a hundred subs. And I'll try my hardest.

[02:53:47] Two hundred subs.

[02:53:51] Today's a new game, too.

[02:53:53] If we make it to radiance, deal?

[02:53:56] Oh my god. You want me to give you two hundred subs and make it to radiance?

[02:54:00] Bro, yes, it will make it radiance.

[02:54:02] Okay fine, let's go wait what is reina dude can you tell me about reina what

[02:54:10] okay so reina you have to this is like pure ego character dude like like two

[02:54:18] flashes I get to heal if I kill someone I get to go invincible and nice ass to

[02:54:23] she's Latina she's Latina yeah I get to heal I get to go invisible I get to go

[02:54:30] Invincible when I kill someone.

[02:54:33] So for straps, do you want to hold A? I hold B? Like, what do you want to do?

[02:54:37] No, it's only A by the way. Only A by the way. You guys are only able to come A.

[02:54:42] Is that for every map?

[02:54:44] Yes. Don't push up, don't push up. You see, we're defending, we're defending.

[02:54:48] Yeah, I got you, bro. I'm tough. Come on, help me.

[02:54:53] You hear someone?

[02:54:55] Oh

[02:54:57] Player standing one enemy remaining. I'm sorry. Oh my god. I'm sorry

[02:55:07] Why not your

[02:55:18] And that's for every every rank every rank every game maybe we'll do some different maps, but this map is look you kind of

[02:55:24] I won't lie, so we're gonna probably do this now.

[02:55:29] That's what the light work is.

[02:55:31] Sirens go, listen, just you need to get warm up here.

[02:55:33] Let me have your bro stay.

[02:55:35] There you go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[02:55:37] Hey, what do you know about this? Tell me what you know about it.

[02:55:39] Show me, show me, show me, show me.

[02:55:41] How do you even know that? Who taught you that?

[02:55:43] Uh, myself.

[02:55:44] Now, I gotta stay down here. I gotta stay down here.

[02:55:46] Hold the window, hold the window.

[02:55:48] I, I, I, I...

[02:55:50] One enemy remaining.

[02:55:52] Got one?

[02:55:53] a

[02:55:55] All right going

[02:56:05] No, no, no, not nice muda muda you're radiant brown. You just died. Do I was doing a I was

[02:56:19] Okay

[02:56:21] Okay

[02:56:24] Coppers what is that problem?

[02:56:26] Okay, I've never died to a copper in Siege. I tried to

[02:56:30] Jicks put it on your life. You never died to a copper stay safe on your life

[02:56:36] I've never died to a copper on my dad's life

[02:56:51] What's happenin?

[02:56:51] MWAH! NERD! NERD! NERD!

[02:56:53] Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!

[02:56:54] NERD! NERD! NERD! NERD!

[02:56:55] MWAH! NERD! NERD!

[02:56:56] She screams on-

[02:56:57] Right, one! Did you not?!

[02:56:59] I did! I did! I did! I did! I did! Stop!

[02:57:02] Why are the items mocking you, bro?

[02:57:05] He blinded me. He blinded me.

[02:57:07] He blinded me. I didn't expect a blind guy to...

[02:57:09] I don't have a play! I need you to just waste time, alright?

[02:57:11] I have a play.

[02:57:12] Ok.

[02:57:13] I'm just gonna play, ok?

[02:57:15] That's a loud right? That's a loud?

[02:57:17] You're not allowed to play.

[02:57:19] Not.

[02:57:19] Just a nice little law, you know what I'll try to take it easy through jc right here, bro. I got you

[02:57:38] Oh my god, oh my god, this gap goes actually insane. These guys are good. I don't know

[02:57:41] I

[02:57:46] Well these guys are not irons my mods forgot to fucking check these guys. Yo, why these are not irons

[02:57:55] These guys are not iron

[02:57:58] No, no, no, no iron, but if we lose the iron, I swear my life. I think I'll actually put the game

[02:58:03] I'm not gonna lose the iron. This will be literally losing to a copper. I'm not losing it. I'm not losing to iron

[02:58:08] I'm not lose that

[02:58:10] We're about to lose irons. No, no

[02:58:16] Okay, you said it's up to five right? I said the five five

[02:58:26] Why are you sitting on you bro? Come on

[02:58:40] Yes, first of all, I'm staying.

[02:58:45] One enemy remaining.

[02:58:49] There we go.

[02:58:49] I don't even know why I go over to you.

[02:58:51] Like, yeah, I'm a rogue.

[02:58:52] I'm down, bro.

[02:58:53] Oh, you yell at me.

[02:58:55] Hey, tweet me out.

[02:58:57] Yeah, when we started losing to Irons, man.

[02:59:00] Like, that's not acceptable.

[02:59:02] Go.

[02:59:03] I just think we need to, like,

[02:59:05] turn it down a notch.

[02:59:06] What?

[02:59:06] This is like, this is like drinking water.

[02:59:08] This is like drinking water.

[02:59:09] If I win five and three against coppers and seeds, bro, I would never show my face on this game again

[02:59:14] How are you five and three? Well, did you not we're not called one and ten been for a second? Yeah, okay?

[02:59:21] First off, that's a low blow that's sensitive subject

[02:59:24] Second bro one in ten been was against

[02:59:27] Walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in.

[02:59:34] Walk in, Jhinx, no more, look at me.

[02:59:37] One enemy remaining.

[02:59:40] I'm his buddy, A.

[02:59:49] They're very...just calm down.

[02:59:51] I need help.

[02:59:53] That's it, that's it.

[02:59:55] There's just one more.

[02:59:56] I just talked about other things like that's talk about what did you eat today?

[03:00:05] Think eggs maybe maybe some ass

[03:00:14] Very ask for beyond us no, bro. No

[03:00:19] Have you ever sucked toes before yes, have you

[03:00:26] DNA, right?

[03:00:28] Not a cancer, not a cancer.

[03:00:48] There it is, Mura! There it is!

[03:00:52] There you go, there you go, yo, we did this!

[03:00:54] Yo, we just need to breathe, we need to relax.

[03:00:57] But we gotta talk about like sex or something

[03:00:59] just for us to chill, because bro,

[03:01:01] I don't like when you yell at me and trip me out,

[03:01:04] it adds extra pressure.

[03:01:06] I forget to play the game for a second, you know?

[03:01:08] You gotta, you gotta, bro, you just gotta like breathe

[03:01:11] and I gotta breathe and we'll get to,

[03:01:13] and we'll get to radiant.

[03:01:14] Yo, GD's guys.

[03:01:15] Yo, GD's brother, you guys are awesome.

[03:01:17] You guys are fucking terrible.

[03:01:18] Hey, hey, hey, you gotta big nose,

[03:01:19] bro, you gotta big nose.

[03:01:20] He gotta, hey, I'm gonna be honest,

[03:01:22] you gotta have a big nose, he gotta.

[03:01:23] I'm too good, bro. Yeah, yeah

[03:01:36] Look bro irons is not really that like

[03:01:40] We guys guys guys guys say something guys what?

[03:01:44] Congrats on the 2v2 against irons jing see can you ask muda about the Pringle can story please?

[03:01:54] Dixie Muda what's the Pringle can't story bro. I asked you two days ago. You didn't say anything

[03:01:59] You actually want me to ask this or do you want me to just stop the game?

[03:02:03] Start the game and answer it. What is the print? Yo, fuck. I have the

[03:02:07] What can I be a leader please?

[03:02:10] Jixie, I'm gonna be honest bro. Okay, put it on God. You won't judge me. I

[03:02:16] Won't judge you bro

[03:02:19] My mom was at home one day and

[03:02:21] And um, I grabbed a Pringle can, grabbed a pair of, empty, and I grabbed a pair of gloves,

[03:02:36] plastic cooking gloves

[03:02:39] grabbed a um

[03:02:42] grabbed rubber bands

[03:02:46] uh...

[03:02:48] stuck it in a couch

[03:02:52] and uh...

[03:02:57] double if you please go to the attackers and we can you please go to the attackers please

[03:03:00] okay yeah i can

[03:03:02] thank you guys jixie keep us for the better sure

[03:03:06] Yeah, I was very young Jixie. I was very young budget. You got it sex with a Pringles can

[03:03:13] It was the small one

[03:03:16] Then yes, I did

[03:03:22] You should be freaking ashamed of yourself dude

[03:03:26] Yo, bro, what's a good operator I could learn like what's a good up?

[03:03:30] Dude, you know what? I think you do good on Phoenix. I'm not gonna lie. I

[03:03:33] I like jet more though. Okay, then go jet then go jet bro. I don't want to learn. I want to learn somebody

[03:03:40] Do you think it's time to learn someone? Okay, you're right. It's a one-beat. Oh, you're right, bro. I know

[03:03:48] You're right. You're right. You're right. We're two to another rank. You're a hundred percent right, bro

[03:03:51] You're a hundred percent right one one bro. Look bro. Just play the game correct, bro

[03:03:55] And we'll win that's it. You started getting like really nervous and started playing bad, bro

[03:04:00] Wait, he's got to level 180 and there's silver? That's ass, no?

[03:04:03] No, no, no, no, no, no, not silver. Bronze.

[03:04:06] So, El Diablo is level 188 and he's bronze.

[03:04:10] Is it actually that hard to rank up?

[03:04:12] I mean, bro, I saw some slips, bro. I'm not gonna lie.

[03:04:16] I don't know if you're... I don't know if you're just him.

[03:04:20] But, uh, yeah, I know this game is pretty fucking easy.

[03:04:23] I mean, I placed silver on my first ever ever ever race.

[03:04:26] Yes, please. Yes, yes, stay on me.

[03:04:29] So, if this guy's blonde after level 180 he's out.

[03:04:33] Yeah, he's pretty asked. I'm not a lie, JXBuddy. I made it to level 50. I think you should be silver.

[03:04:39] You would be silver.

[03:04:41] Maybe I'm wrong, huh?

[03:04:43] You know what I'm saying?

[03:04:46] Have you ever touched a game, CS, or are you literally just opening cases after 1000s of dollars on fire?

[03:04:52] I have 40 hours of playtime in CS, 37 of the hours are on cases.

[03:04:57] Okay

[03:05:00] No, no, we're defending we're defending

[03:05:02] We're defending

[03:05:04] Yeah, I would have heard that guy

[03:05:05] You're out of my ear!

[03:05:07] Tom's, Tom's, Tom's

[03:05:09] One enemy remaining

[03:05:11] Spike down A

[03:05:19] You're right, I don't know why I'm getting in

[03:05:21] No, it's fine, let me lock you in bro

[03:05:23] I mean like you're just clutching yourself in a situation

[03:05:25] relation to what he's here to.

[03:05:27] Because I want to hurt that guy, bro.

[03:05:29] Look, one thing you got to learn about me, bro,

[03:05:32] is that I'm known for having the best ears,

[03:05:34] like ears in the history of siege.

[03:05:36] Best earing ever.

[03:05:37] So let me hear, bro.

[03:05:38] Don't start a carpet in my ear.

[03:05:40] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:05:41] You're right. Let me get back.

[03:05:42] Let me get back. You're right.

[03:05:44] So what do you find right now?

[03:05:46] Vandal, no shield?

[03:05:48] Like, do you think that's smart?

[03:05:50] Like, ask yourself, like,

[03:05:51] do you think that's smart?

[03:05:52] Buy me a gun with no shield.

[03:05:53] No, it's not. It's not.

[03:05:54] right

[03:05:58] There I'm only up here

[03:06:07] Break the shield jixie

[03:06:17] One enemy remaining

[03:06:24] It really is not easy!

[03:06:26] I'm so talented!

[03:06:28] Yeah, it's really not easy.

[03:06:30] There's nothing these guys can do about it.

[03:06:32] I mean, I don't know, you got bottom, I got top!

[03:06:34] It's fucking over three pluses.

[03:06:36] It's actually just over.

[03:06:38] Bro, just spamming abilities is so good in this game.

[03:06:40] Like, just spamming abilities.

[03:06:42] Wait, who do you mean in rainbow, by the way?

[03:06:46] Mute and ace.

[03:06:48] Ace.

[03:06:50] Is ace the, like, the thermite?

[03:06:52] The other guy, the other terminator?

[03:06:53] Yep.

[03:06:54] Why did they regard us like the best mutes I've ever played?

[03:07:09] Watch out.

[03:07:19] He's up there. He's up in the... Here.

[03:07:22] Oh my god, you're Mr. B. Wattie!

[03:07:25] I mean, I'm just gross. This is- what is this, bros?

[03:07:28] I'm coming for a nice round before this place.

[03:07:30] I'm gonna place in gold. I'm not even kidding.

[03:07:32] When do I get my places?

[03:07:33] You didn't get them.

[03:07:34] J.C. is copper without shotguns?

[03:07:37] Out of ignore whoever said that, that guy doesn't-

[03:07:39] Ask him about the donut incidents.

[03:07:44] Uh, I was like 16 years old.

[03:07:46] I just started going through puberty for the first time.

[03:07:49] And I got really hard one day

[03:07:51] and I wanted to see how many donuts I could fit on top of the Timberman B1s.

[03:07:54] I fit like two and a half donuts and then I started twirling them around and then I threw it down its way.

[03:08:04] Why are we pushing?

[03:08:05] one enemy remaining

[03:08:15] shield shittest cringe what character is this this you and me my name is

[03:08:26] Mura and I will detonate this fucking thing.

[03:08:32] Like, can I be respectful, Mura? Is it okay if I'm respectful?

[03:08:36] Switching sides.

[03:08:38] Mura, may I be respectful?

[03:08:40] Yes, I'm respectful, bro.

[03:08:42] So, you're already in one, right?

[03:08:46] Yes.

[03:08:47] And that guy's bronze, right?

[03:08:50] Yes.

[03:08:51] And you guys won V1, right?

[03:08:53] Yes.

[03:08:55] HOW DID YOU LOSE?!

[03:08:59] If he's fair, he's level 44, it'll be a smurf count. Come on, they're going to be.

[03:09:04] No charges left.

[03:09:06] And second of all, some of my chats that you ate the donuts, you didn't throw them away.

[03:09:14] Anyway, honestly, I should have won that, but I don't like how you're yelling at me because it's gonna make me lift more.

[03:09:21] Bro, that character with the shield is broken now.

[03:09:53] I'm not going to lie, that was nasty, hey, hey, I'm not going to lie, faking him, I'm

[03:10:04] stealing that, that was actually gross, you know, there's like, there's my mouth to this

[03:10:07] shit, no, hey, I'm going to keep it a bean bro, that was gross, bro, that fake was clean,

[03:10:13] no, that was clean, that was good movement, I'm going to be honest, that's the first

[03:10:16] time you've impressed me, thank you, brother, I appreciate you, I appreciate you, I just

[03:10:21] Loosen up. It was kind of I just gotta loosen up. That's it. Wait, are you the pro like what's your deal?

[03:10:27] You're radiant one, but you're not pro. You can't know dude. It's like, you know, I'd rather just be a content creator

[03:10:32] Yeah, hey, this guy definitely went to I'm sorry, bro. What what?

[03:10:36] Bro, you got rated one, but you're not throwing it you've heard about that. What?

[03:10:42] Bro, I mean

[03:10:44] You could have met for one rainbow. No

[03:10:47] Yes, okay, so why don't you go bro?

[03:10:51] One enemy remaining.

[03:10:55] Yeah, this shit just happens.

[03:10:57] This shit just happens.

[03:10:59] This shit just genuinely just fucking easy.

[03:11:01] I mean, these guys are just ass.

[03:11:04] We need some more recognition.

[03:11:05] We need competition.

[03:11:06] Hey, Mooda, that soundbabe was clean.

[03:11:08] I'm gonna take a note out of your book, dude.

[03:11:09] That's the other man.

[03:11:10] That's a good soundbabe.

[03:11:12] Don't worry, dude.

[03:11:13] Happy to teach.

[03:11:14] Mooda, do you see how I'm holding my weight in rumps?

[03:11:17] No, you are.

[03:11:18] So far so far we know for a fact you're not broad so let's see how you hold up in silvers

[03:11:24] I'm gonna I'm gonna invite you

[03:11:27] Cuz I'll be able to know what rank I'm gonna get hard stuck in just off his challenge if I go like fucking 0 and 4

[03:11:33] It's like alright. Yeah, maybe I'm not ready for that right good to me. Yeah, I know what you mean

[03:11:39] Bob the builder and target it. Can you please move to attackers? I'm gonna invite you right now. There you go

[03:11:45] I invited you

[03:11:47] All right, bro. So wait, what rank is this silver? This is silver now. This is like this is where most of the people

[03:11:55] Get stuck on

[03:12:00] Yeah, bro, I'm new bro

[03:12:02] Sound on oh god. I just got my PC like a month and a half

[03:12:08] Way Bob you're level 33 in your silver. Yes, bro. Were you good at CF before?

[03:12:13] uh i'm i'm decent bro i'm decent see he's probably just good at cs so he's

[03:12:19] good at valorant just starting this guy's not perfect

[03:12:22] yeah i'm not bro i'm gonna see i use my brain cells bro you should try it

[03:12:27] i see that what i'm telling you i'll get it i don't know like silver so like

[03:12:32] realistically okay i'm positive against silvers or what are you

[03:12:35] yeah yeah no these guys are literally like bottom the barrel but like

[03:12:39] literally they came and hold their fucking mouth straight like they're

[03:12:42] literally playing with like four fingers and like they just literally can't hold

[03:12:47] the mouth straight so yeah you should be able to fucking those guys easily work

[03:12:51] it out so move that next question for you bro what is the most common rank in

[03:12:56] the game people are stuck in in valor is it over is it gold

[03:13:01] that it's like low-key gold or plot right chat I'm still my chat so I'm

[03:13:09] Pretty sure it's gold or plot. I'm pretty sure it's gold or plot chat and gold to play go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[03:13:17] All right, let's go. Let's go

[03:13:22] I these guys are so direct

[03:13:27] Seven block producing seven for I don't know why this ain't seven literally wait, what does what does what does seven mean?

[03:13:39] He said he doesn't know I just give me one day one day

[03:13:44] Seven doesn't mean anything bro. It has no meaning. I don't understand. What is

[03:13:49] It has no meaning right? I'm gonna go

[03:13:53] Okay

[03:13:55] one enemy remaining spike down a

[03:14:40] The outlaw, the outlaw's like the most fucking broken gun in the entire fucking game.

[03:14:44] I just heard from somebody that it's like the Boston beach.

[03:14:46] Do let's you let us do it Reino.

[03:14:48] Yeah, this gun is, bro, crazy.

[03:14:51] Watch this.

[03:14:52] No!

[03:14:53] Check to help you, Muda.

[03:14:54] Enemy spotted!

[03:14:57] Hey!

[03:14:57] Enemy spotted!

[03:15:00] Damn, that's a fucking shotgun!

[03:15:01] Be careful, you have to kill that guy first or we'll lose them out.

[03:15:07] One enemy remaining.

[03:15:09] to me else bike down a

[03:15:12] that's good and that's good and you know I got you good like bro

[03:15:16] so I got things to do

[03:15:28] yeah man I mean

[03:15:30] fuck

[03:15:31] just to be honest with you, after how you're playing

[03:15:33] dude if it dude the way you're playing

[03:15:36] I genuinely think you deserve at least the gold thank you don't do that route. I'm gonna get a kill don't do that

[03:15:42] Wrap over

[03:15:43] What don't do it around don't do it around don't get around I'm gonna go on the hop up watch watch

[03:15:47] What are you saying?

[03:15:49] Don't do it around. I'm gonna get a kill on the hop up watch see oh my god

[03:15:53] I shot him in the body didn't die swear to God. I shot him in the body though

[03:15:57] Swear to God I shot him in the stomach. I got him on how he's not dead

[03:16:06] One enemy remaining.

[03:16:09] I'm gonna leave a cache for you.

[03:16:13] Let me have a silver brother.

[03:16:15] Let me have a silver brother.

[03:16:17] You got him, you got him.

[03:16:18] If you hit him, if you hit him, if you're sure you hit him, you lose your other gun.

[03:16:23] If you're sure you hit him, you lose your other gun.

[03:16:31] No, you hit him, you hit him.

[03:16:33] I'm living the body twice with the boss.

[03:16:35] Check the right side check the combat report on the right side lose it say

[03:16:41] You said he had him twice or once it just says 160 killed you 140 is this yeah, so you had them once in the body I

[03:16:50] Thought it was like a boss. Gee. What type of bullshit is that guy?

[03:16:53] Yo, by the way, have you heard I do figure down there your jet can come here. Come here

[03:17:00] Yeah, let me show you something

[03:17:32] I don't buy it it came out like last update I don't like it a lot

[03:17:38] Like I rather buy like a gold or like

[03:17:43] I'm not gonna buy these guys are definitely better than bronzes

[03:17:47] Now like a little bit of a little bit of understanding little little little bit of understanding

[03:17:53] Little bit of those hooks huh those repelling hooks. Oh dude, but what's your movement gets good?

[03:17:59] Yeah, you can like fuck over you you can fuck around like that. I like that

[03:18:10] Bro, you know what dude that means a lot though, thank you, bro

[03:18:29] I

[03:18:43] Okay, I don't know what I feel like I feel like we need to I need to have better coms. I'm gonna I jealous again

[03:18:48] I just let's yes, honey. Hold me. All right. That's what we're gonna do. We're gonna. We're gonna. We're gonna take this like this

[03:18:54] There's like, there's $10,000 on the one.

[03:18:56] I'm gonna put in this $10,000 one.

[03:18:57] Okay, just, I'm gonna listen to everything you say,

[03:18:59] because remember, pro in multiple games,

[03:19:00] I can play.

[03:19:01] Look at your top left map.

[03:19:06] Gonna go like here, like this, like this, like this.

[03:19:09] Got it.

[03:19:10] So you want me to dash?

[03:19:11] No, you do whatever you want to do.

[03:19:19] Flash it for you.

[03:19:22] Last player stand up.

[03:19:23] I mean I have SMG brother

[03:19:25] In a fight down the drain, one enemy remaining

[03:19:35] One go one again, just over

[03:19:37] I mean, bro bro bro

[03:19:39] We need a lock at the center

[03:19:41] You're raiding at one bro

[03:19:43] I shouldn't even need to be in the lobby for this

[03:19:45] You're raiding at one

[03:19:47] Mura what the fiddles thinks bro

[03:19:49] I mean I don't even know what fiddle sticks means grab the ball let's go

[03:19:58] Oh

[03:20:02] We're gonna lose the silver so talk to me. No, we're not. No, we're not no, we're not

[03:20:09] You can be all of me careful

[03:20:20] One enemy remaining

[03:20:22] I

[03:20:27] Silver

[03:20:35] Tom on the left

[03:20:37] Tom's that's the Tom's that's the Tom's that's good Tom's that's good Tom's

[03:20:43] Now by the way bro, the lowest rank we are, the lower rank we are, the harder it is, because

[03:20:51] there are nine times out of ten, they're smirking, bro, nine times out of ten, they're smirking.

[03:20:58] Once they hit gold, it's gonna be easier than every rank you just hit.

[03:21:02] Are you actually serious?

[03:21:03] Bro, there's no, I'm gonna take it right now.

[03:21:06] There are more radians than irons.

[03:21:10] That's how very irons are.

[03:21:11] What?

[03:21:12] Yes, bro.

[03:21:43] another gear there I like that I like that dude you know I gotta you know I

[03:21:46] gotta do something bro you know it's like the best map of the game yes I

[03:21:51] love this that was it's good for like math but the family okay now you see

[03:21:54] this is gold dude this is gonna be honest bro I wouldn't want to see the

[03:21:59] silvers I'm I just coached like be honest with me

[03:22:03] but dude it's tough man I feel like you just do it I feel like you know what

[03:22:12] I feel like you're better when you have your gun out and you're not fucking flying around the fucking map like you're a chippin

[03:22:16] See you bro like

[03:22:26] Happy internal, please move see it back to stop please and thank you

[03:22:31] All right, Jixi these guys are golds right these guys are golds, bro

[03:22:36] These guys are talking walking walking. All right, you know lock in here dude. I'm serious

[03:22:42] I'm locked around ready to roll ready to roll always

[03:22:46] Go get me in here

[03:22:49] Jack golds. All right guys. It's gold. So let's see. Yeah one in five. Haha. I mean, I got shit on twice

[03:22:56] I mean, whatever yo cat think of it a prime young big everybody prime sliver. They were two one

[03:23:01] I'm out of five. I think about con gate. They give it a prime. I see the good bottle

[03:23:05] Okay, cast a good bottle bad thing to

[03:23:08] You have 9.9 million followers and what world are you still taking followers?

[03:23:21] Like how does that even make sense?

[03:23:25] Like what?

[03:23:26] I've never heard, I've never, I don't know, I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I'm not sure.

[03:23:37] I'm gonna get in their face. No, why are we doing this? Why are we doing this?

[03:23:44] You know what no, no, no, you know what you want to do something? Let's do it. Let's go

[03:23:49] I'm gonna smoke then dash. I'm gonna smoke right

[03:23:52] No, no, you left and right. I'm gonna smoke left and right then I'm gonna dash all right

[03:23:56] Okay, no, no, no, no, no dash. Don't dash. Why would you dash? They need a dash in us

[03:24:01] Let's just take it easy. Take it easy. Take it easy. Take it easy. So don't push

[03:24:04] No, no, don't push, don't push, don't push, don't push.

[03:24:08] I like this, but I like to play our game, you know?

[03:24:13] Did you see the, oh by the way, A only.

[03:24:15] one enemy remains, he's hit 50, he's hit 50, he's hit 50, okay there's a shield on

[03:24:35] you can't break the shield and you can't kill him, wait don't swing him yet, you're

[03:24:39] vulnerable

[03:24:46] you got a call

[03:24:50] the she'll yeah i mean

[03:24:53] on the second i heard yes he said he's on you

[03:24:56] you know round off that's what i hope you gotta be quick bro your pro your

[03:25:02] pro

[03:25:03] i said the second i heard it

[03:25:09] We're gonna lose the golds aren't we?

[03:25:10] No we're not.

[03:25:11] Shit is embarrassing bro.

[03:25:22] Which we're pushing or not?

[03:25:23] No no no don't worry, he doesn't know I'm here at this point.

[03:25:27] Play your side.

[03:25:30] This can burn this night in the night, by the way.

[03:25:32] I have to go to the cellar.

[03:25:39] He's at 80, he's at 80, he's at 80.

[03:25:41] He's at 80.

[03:25:43] YAAAHHH!

[03:25:45] You're one of the greatest fucking players in the world!

[03:25:49] I know, 1-23, bro.

[03:25:51] I need more out of you, bro.

[03:25:53] I need more out of you.

[03:25:55] Dude, dude.

[03:25:57] Come on, bro, come on.

[03:25:59] Come on, dude.

[03:26:01] Alright, alright, alright.

[03:26:03] You want me to pump the brakes a little bit?

[03:26:05] You want me to pump it?

[03:26:07] You're gonna pump you?

[03:26:08] Okay.

[03:26:08] They're bulls!

[03:26:09] You're radiant wine, bro!

[03:26:11] Fuck all the people that said you win trade of it!

[03:26:13] You're radiant wine, dude!

[03:26:15] They're coming at you.

[03:26:15] I like that.

[03:26:16] I like that.

[03:26:17] I like that.

[03:26:17] No, you are.

[03:26:18] I shouldn't have to be in the lobby to win this, though.

[03:26:19] I like that.

[03:26:20] I like that.

[03:26:21] I like that.

[03:26:24] One enemy remaining.

[03:26:25] It's you and me!

[03:26:26] I'll kill him, Dixie.

[03:26:27] Don't worry.

[03:26:27] Mr. Oroman, by the way.

[03:26:32] He leaves?

[03:26:33] He leaves?

[03:26:34] He leaves?

[03:26:34] What happened?

[03:26:35] I

[03:26:45] Have you also my alt I put them in a domain what we won

[03:26:50] Wait, that's actually smart that's good to us use that

[03:26:55] Bro that's smart mood. I like that and you know what you see listen anytime. I miss anytime

[03:27:00] with which never happens I need you to remind me who I am okay just remind me why

[03:27:06] yeah

[03:27:24] I'm not gonna lie you might be black you might be black

[03:27:28] We'll see bro. I might just get flattered off for it

[03:27:32] Bro chat go to see y'all. I'm shitting on them dude

[03:27:36] Shitting on them. All right

[03:27:39] like look no

[03:27:41] If he's flat, I'm

[03:27:45] Already know chippin out why they're dropping two and twenty-one. Oh, I know why

[03:27:51] Listen

[03:27:53] Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, don't talk shit to my fucking boy!

[03:28:00] He is better than all of you!

[03:28:02] Bro, Muta, I got sniped, bro. You saw what I did.

[03:28:04] He wasn't a tank guy, he was a tank guy, he was a tank guy.

[03:28:12] Okay.

[03:28:19] Alright, that's the Muta I'm at.

[03:28:20] Speed now you're actually playing how you fucking play that

[03:28:23] That's all I know

[03:28:24] Yeah, but I'm not one fucking radiant

[03:28:26] Yeah

[03:28:27] Yep, yep, yep, yep, here is the way

[03:28:29] Stop playing like a chud bro, get in there

[03:28:30] You're right, I'm playing against Radiance all day

[03:28:33] So it's like Radiance is a pro player

[03:28:35] So when you first low evil players, you know you're

[03:28:37] You're swinging them, you're giving them the respect

[03:28:40] That of a radiant, but you shouldn't, you know what I'm saying

[03:28:42] And Muda, earlier you were like

[03:28:43] This guy's a smurf

[03:28:44] Muda, listen bro, yeah, doesn't matter if it's smurf

[03:28:46] You're radiant, have I got him

[03:28:48] Yo, have I, what's up?

[03:28:49] I'm not the camera man!

[03:28:51] I'm a E-Folk and chivalry team!

[03:28:53] Stop and fire!

[03:28:59] One enemy remaining!

[03:29:01] Where are we?

[03:29:03] Third dead! We're just in that flare!

[03:29:05] Third dead!

[03:29:07] That was a lot of fun.

[03:29:09] I'm not the camera man!

[03:29:11] I'm a E-Folk and chivalry team!

[03:29:13] Stop and fire!

[03:29:15] One enemy remaining!

[03:29:17] Gold was light bro. Oh my god

[03:29:21] 3-1, chat 3-1 bro, I can hold my way with the best of the best

[03:29:27] Come on y'all

[03:29:30] Gold was light. Oh my god, 91 average combat score. Jesus

[03:29:34] All right, bro. Now listen. This is platinum. Watch us lose this. No, no, watch us lose this, watch us lose this

[03:29:41] Jixi whatever yo

[03:29:43] Oh trust me bro we're ready now listen I want you guys to understand who you're

[03:29:48] going to. You're going to say gamer of the year of 2023. The guy who has

[03:29:52] E-Sex with four different e-girls instead of three days and on top of that you're

[03:29:59] talking I'm the only human on earth that I got red blood in both content by the way.

[03:30:05] You guys I've never had an E-Sex. Now here's my question for y'all. All right y'all are

[03:30:38] What's a normal trajectory to get flat?

[03:30:43] How long should it take to get flat?

[03:30:44] Normal trajectory.

[03:30:45] How long?

[03:30:46] You're gonna place iron, all right.

[03:30:50] He has an edge.

[03:30:51] Oh, by the way, my chat is telling me that you don't know, you know that little purple

[03:30:54] thing that like, um, that purple thing that like comes up and like basically fucks

[03:31:01] you and like sticks your entire screen purple?

[03:31:03] Yeah, there's like 20 of those things.

[03:31:06] Just a little blue frog that nuts on my face and then the purple guy that puts me in a

[03:31:09] bobby mess.

[03:31:10] Maybe if you get their asses smart enough they'll stop bothering us.

[03:31:11] Okay not that guy.

[03:31:12] Me!

[03:31:13] Me!

[03:31:14] Me!

[03:31:15] Me!

[03:31:16] Me!

[03:31:17] Me!

[03:31:18] Me!

[03:31:19] Me!

[03:31:20] Me!

[03:31:21] Me!

[03:31:22] Me!

[03:31:23] Me!

[03:31:24] Me!

[03:31:25] Me!

[03:31:26] Me!

[03:31:27] Me!

[03:31:28] Me!

[03:31:29] Me!

[03:31:30] Me!

[03:31:36] I'm just easy for a man like you yo yo this is platinum jixie I'm serious I

[03:31:51] don't give a fuck if anything happens stay locked in dude no charges left

[03:32:06] enemy remaining. I got him, I got him, don't even trip.

[03:32:11] Come here man.

[03:32:13] Oh, what the, the, the stupid, what, what?

[03:32:18] No, no, no, so that character can, that character can throw a clone down.

[03:32:22] Come on, you ran into him before, right, or no?

[03:32:25] Oh, nothing here, like bro, the thing is, I don't know, bro.

[03:32:28] Like, I, like I ran into him, but I don't know what any of it means.

[03:32:31] The numbers Mason, what do they mean?

[03:32:33] You play Black, you play Kod?

[03:32:35] Bro, yeah, bro!

[03:32:37] Bro, I'm the 2023 gamer of the year.

[03:32:39] Yes, I played Kod, bro.

[03:32:41] What are you asking me, bro?

[03:32:43] Okay, okay. I didn't know that, bro.

[03:32:45] But you know this, Monarch?

[03:32:47] You asked me one last time.

[03:32:49] What game?

[03:32:51] Zombies. Which one?

[03:32:53] That's uh...

[03:32:55] Who's the guy?

[03:32:57] That's, you know.

[03:32:59] Rick's talking, bro.

[03:33:01] Oh my god.

[03:33:02] I'll be on me with a knife.

[03:33:03] I'll be with a knife.

[03:33:05] I think that one enemy remains.

[03:33:07] I'm actually getting roasted.

[03:33:09] Flaps down like a bird, bro.

[03:33:14] Flaps are way worse.

[03:33:16] Yeah, I'm not finished.

[03:33:17] I'm not finished, please, you see.

[03:33:18] We won as many rounds as we can every time, bro.

[03:33:21] Thank you, sir.

[03:33:26] I don't know where he is.

[03:33:27] I'm going to back up.

[03:33:28] I don't like this.

[03:33:29] I don't like this.

[03:33:29] He's probably waiting for us to come into it like a shotgun or something, bro.

[03:33:34] Jesse, don't die. Don't die.

[03:33:36] I set him in the body. Don't die.

[03:33:38] I'm not even gonna die.

[03:33:39] I'm not even gonna die.

[03:33:40] No, I'm actually gross.

[03:33:41] No, I'm gross. I'm gross. I'm gross.

[03:33:44] Go planet EZ, I said!

[03:33:47] Your hearts are broken.

[03:33:48] What?

[03:33:50] Planet is light!

[03:33:51] I told you, brother. There's nothing to worry about, bro.

[03:33:53] There's nothing to worry about.

[03:33:55] Look at that. It's over to smother him, bro.

[03:33:59] No one takes me out the same somebody take me out this angle, please

[03:34:10] Stay safe. They can't stop

[03:34:12] Sorry, I was just charging up. Yo, I'm gonna go in here. Okay. Oh, what the fuck

[03:34:18] Yeah, no, no, no, he's up here. Yeah

[03:34:23] I left it

[03:34:34] I swear that's a body down

[03:34:36] One enemy remaining

[03:34:37] Might be lit, I don't know, might be lit

[03:34:38] No, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter

[03:34:39] It's a 2v1, let's not throw

[03:34:49] Get him baby

[03:34:50] Don't make it, don't make it, don't make it

[03:34:52] yes I'm playing this one you're gonna leave up for you or no yeah let me

[03:34:56] one blow on the plant let me one blow on the plant all right line going on one

[03:34:58] of you on them

[03:35:05] yeah I'm sorry I'm gonna be spotted hey I'm a hop-up or left side me no no no

[03:35:12] no I can't move I'm sorry bro where I gotta sit like you say idea I got shot

[03:35:18] No, bro, that gun is so OP, but it's just not good when they have full shields, it's just not good when they have full shields, it's just for 140.

[03:35:33] You know what I'm saying? Like that gun is only good with non-eco and they're like light shields. They just rip on the shreds, bro.

[03:35:41] You know what you should buy? Buy an ox. Oh my God! How do you know this shit before I even fucking tell you?

[03:35:47] Because I'm gonna be I'm gonna place in like diamond

[03:36:00] Yeah, bro, I swear to God, I don't think you're playing on that you're gonna be fucking diamond

[03:36:06] I

[03:36:13] Triggered off on the angle

[03:36:15] Fuck off.

[03:36:19] Oh my god.

[03:36:26] What the fuck is that?

[03:36:27] What the fuck is that?

[03:36:28] What the fuck is that?

[03:36:29] Yes.

[03:36:31] One 42.

[03:36:32] I had him for one 42.

[03:36:34] I had him for one 42.

[03:36:35] Switching sides.

[03:36:36] Jigsie, bring the stuff.

[03:36:38] WAH!

[03:36:39] No way though.

[03:36:40] That's what I'm saying.

[03:36:41] You need to recharge.

[03:36:42] Like, like, it's not, it's not, I'm dumb.

[03:36:44] It's just I'm shooting the first thing I see and she's a clone yo once I win the abilities

[03:36:49] I'm gonna be ready man

[03:36:51] Right both though. You know this game is like 90% abilities, but it's like going into rainbow succeed without knowing anyone

[03:36:57] Well, yeah

[03:36:58] I'm not saying bro. I have to assist bro

[03:37:02] kills

[03:37:04] All right, listen, you're gonna rough with me. I'm gonna smoke. Okay. I'm gonna smoke

[03:37:09] Where do you want me to smoke?

[03:37:11] We should go lower than a user smoke throw it's a like to like help you never just smoke smoke

[03:37:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[03:37:53] Yo, do you have ADHD? What the fuck are you doing?

[03:37:56] Yo, get out of my ear!

[03:38:03] Okay, is that my hand?

[03:38:04] Mike, what are you doing?

[03:38:06] Hey!

[03:38:06] I don't know, I have a radiant one.

[03:38:08] Let me, let me talk.

[03:38:09] I have a radian one teammate who has a nose larger than Pinocchio dying to a black not calling out. I don't know what am I doing?

[03:38:17] Oh, Dinksy, Dinksy, he was left, left side, and he's right side shooting me. Like, brother is-

[03:38:24] He has legs, he has legs. Shut up!

[03:38:26] He has legs, he has legs. It's second of all, what is this ADHD like fucking, like, what are you doing? What is this? Like, what are you doing here? Like, genuinely, what are you doing?

[03:38:36] Jack it's not me but this guy's dying first right you're dying first bro play the game

[03:38:42] You're ready one. Why are you dead?

[03:38:49] Where did God equal in this for Lord your gun the Lord your gun the Lord your gun

[03:38:56] You have any call out so now no 108 your blue guys hit one shot your gun

[03:39:06] We're going.

[03:39:28] Look out! Look out! There was the guy inside my anus and he didn't tell me.

[03:39:32] How am I supposed to know that? Do you think I have fucking war hacks?

[03:39:35] All hacks!

[03:39:36] Alright, Muda, let me make myself clear what I say this.

[03:39:39] If you give first click to a plat one more time, I'm gonna burn my PC down to the floor.

[03:39:42] I'm mad if you get it.

[03:39:43] You're radiant.

[03:39:44] You're radiant.

[03:39:45] How is this happening?

[03:39:46] They're plat.

[03:39:47] How do I get the map off my screen?

[03:39:49] How do I get the map off my screen?

[03:39:51] How do I get the map on my screen?

[03:39:53] Help!

[03:39:54] Help!

[03:39:55] Map!

[03:39:56] Map!

[03:39:57] Escape!

[03:39:58] Escape!

[03:39:59] And!

[03:40:00] And!

[03:40:01] And!

[03:40:02] And!

[03:40:03] And!

[03:40:05] in McDonald's. Move it up.

[03:40:10] Please.

[03:40:12] Stay inside.

[03:40:15] Last player standing. One

[03:40:19] enemy remaining.

[03:40:22] What was it? Oh, it's over.

[03:40:25] Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

[03:40:29] I got you. I got you.

[03:41:03] One enemy remaining.

[03:41:05] That's good, that's good, that's good, that's good.

[03:41:08] He's off, be careful.

[03:41:17] That player standing.

[03:41:19] Spike down A.

[03:41:25] Yes! Oh my god, look out!

[03:41:27] Oh my god! We're about to lose the blast route. Holy shit.

[03:41:30] Oh

[03:41:34] She's Christ

[03:41:38] Yeah, the sacks me and that's okay. Yeah, we need a win when you know when we need a win

[03:41:44] Bro go over and think it's

[03:41:47] If we go slow you can get to that angle before us. No, no, no, you're right

[03:41:51] But I'll clear it out here, but every time you go here

[03:41:54] You can just go there.

[03:41:56] Okay, last round, bro.

[03:41:58] 20 seconds left.

[03:42:00] We need this. We will win this round.

[03:42:02] On everyone in my chat's life.

[03:42:04] We will win this round.

[03:42:06] And on your life.

[03:42:08] We will win this round.

[03:42:10] We will win this game. Let's go.

[03:42:12] We're gonna make it to Radiance.

[03:42:14] Let's go.

[03:42:24] You get a slow down slow down look you get okay go

[03:42:33] I'm looking at the back one enemy remaining. I got moved. I actually love you very very very good

[03:42:41] I'm running up with you

[03:42:54] Defenders win.

[03:43:01] You know, GG gentlemen, and that's what happens when you get to the end of the game.

[03:43:24] when you face the one percent bro mood I was trying to push up with you so you

[03:43:36] could play my trade but he was back small Wow bro you lost your one to a

[03:43:43] That was one HP I told you I was one I told you I was one

[03:43:51] Yo, uh, this other guy's talking hella, hella mad

[03:43:57] You see there's no way you just lost two plots, bro

[03:44:01] There's a lot of tilt. How did you even have that game?

[03:44:04] How much tilt you got that game?

[03:44:05] Yeah, well, let me know if you want a 1v1 in Minecraft dvp. Yeah, that's a good there

[03:44:09] Moona don't you fucking dare bro. I went three and six with five assists ass wipe bro

[03:44:15] I did my part bro. Look you're radiant bro. You should be able to 1v2 class without me in the lobby

[03:44:20] Don't punish it on me

[03:44:28] Fucking brothers go on a day

[03:44:31] Do we go on a day or do we bro tell him to go every rank so he can see how every rank plays

[03:44:39] Okay, you actually want to do this? How many more ranks is there?

[03:44:43] There's diamond ascendant immortal and then a radiant. Yeah, let's do it

[03:44:47] But also flat bro. We should be ashamed bro. I mean, oh my god, bro. I mean chat. We should be a saint

[03:44:54] We should be a shower. We should be a shower

[03:44:57] But we just want to eat it after this like actually

[03:45:00] Bro do all the ranks bro do all the ranks. Let's what like we said we're gonna every rank do ever

[03:45:04] I

[03:45:07] Am I tweaking or you should be able to one be to that right or no am I shut no no you know what boy

[03:45:12] You're right

[03:45:13] I should be able to one of you to that and you know what I'm just gonna put in myself that I'm not one of you to it

[03:45:16] I don't know why maybe maybe I need to take a piss for fucking five fucking hours ago, and I'm holding a damn bro

[03:45:22] I don't know I don't know what it is. Yo, um listen. I don't hear a single fucking word from either of you

[03:45:27] Okay, you guys are diamonds. Yeah, yeah, yeah

[03:45:30] Yo, uh, I can't fucking believe we got Platinumz.

[03:45:38] Yo, have you ever done 2v2s with anyone in Rainbow Six Siege?

[03:45:44] With a guy that was like a grand human rainbow.

[03:45:46] Brother, I've done it like a thousand times, bro.

[03:45:50] Okay, have you ever lost to a Plat, like ever?

[03:45:54] No.

[03:45:55] Or really?

[03:45:56] So I guess it's just me, bro.

[03:45:59] Why my tire chat saying yet you want the golds?

[03:46:05] And on my ass about losing the press!

[03:46:11] Look bro, all I'm gonna say is I was able to 1v5 confidence like a week ago.

[03:46:15] Can you 1v5 irons go?

[03:46:17] Yes, I can.

[03:46:18] No you can bro!

[03:46:20] Where on in my life on everything I love, on everything I love, I did it. Yes, I did it.

[03:46:24] 520 these guys are diamonds so we're gonna get shit on right because we just lost to the flat

[03:46:30] no we're not no the thing is dude when you don't have a lot to like you don't have a lot to like

[03:46:37] you don't have a lot to like worry about when the pressure is yo no dude everyone fucking go with

[03:46:45] the allegations aren't real bro. Alright, based on my skill this game you will see

[03:46:52] if it's okay. If we make it to the platform then it cancels it out okay

[03:47:00] it cancels it out.

[03:47:02] You guys are the diamonds?

[03:47:04] Yes

[03:47:08] One enemy remaining last player standing

[03:47:17] I didn't get an assist what?

[03:47:19] Died corners time to show off jet

[03:47:22] By the way, yo, yo, by the way, by the way, I needed I didn't ask something

[03:47:26] How are you shooting this gun right here? Are you shooting it like this?

[03:47:30] Yeah, are you shooting like this?

[03:47:32] Yeah, it's fucking terrible. Yeah, like the other like bird furrow like yeah

[03:47:43] Cuz your first your first four bullets are accurate

[03:47:48] Good advice bro

[03:47:58] Don't mind me bro, I'm just playing with them. Don't worry

[03:48:02] There we go!

[03:48:05] Any enemy's A!

[03:48:07] One enemy remains!

[03:48:08] That's a good aim! That's a good aim!

[03:48:10] Cover Goat!

[03:48:11] We're good!

[03:48:12] You know, I just made a shoo on this guy, I'm not a murderer.

[03:48:16] You're close!

[03:48:17] That's a good aim! That's a good aim!

[03:48:19] I'm not shit on a diamond!

[03:48:22] That's a good aim! That's a good aim!

[03:48:23] Oh my god!

[03:48:25] Let's go, let's go, let's go!

[03:48:26] Holy flick!

[03:48:28] Holy flick!

[03:48:29] I feel like I don't know I don't know about you, but I feel there's a lot less question

[03:48:36] out there.

[03:48:37] I think I'm gonna get a high right here this game, bro.

[03:48:38] I'm not even kidding.

[03:48:39] Is this a game you're gonna add to your collection like you fuck with it?

[03:48:42] Yeah, bro.

[03:48:43] I'm not even kidding.

[03:48:44] I actually really like this game.

[03:48:45] It's good.

[03:48:46] It's good.

[03:48:47] It's good.

[03:48:48] Especially when you go, wait until you pop your like, E-Sex cherry.

[03:48:51] I had a shit to say that.

[03:48:54] Yeah, I don't like, bro.

[03:48:55] I'm gonna be like, what?

[03:48:56] What?

[03:48:57] What?

[03:48:58] I should have said that.

[03:49:01] One enemy remaining.

[03:49:06] FBA.

[03:49:10] Last player stay.

[03:49:10] One at 20!

[03:49:12] If you don't hit this guy one...

[03:49:13] If you don't hit this guy one time,

[03:49:14] I'd go to cut my fucking balls off.

[03:49:17] I have a sniper stuff.

[03:49:21] You can wallbang that?

[03:49:22] It's metal, wait.

[03:49:23] No, no, no, no, no.

[03:49:24] You can wallbang anything in this game

[03:49:26] As long as it's the edge, it's the tip of the tip, like the tip of the penis.

[03:49:29] Like, you know, like the tip of the tip of the tip.

[03:49:31] Oh, I actually like that. That's good. That's good.

[03:49:34] You know, like the tip of the tip.

[03:49:35] So everything's wall bangable if it's the tip?

[03:49:37] Yeah, like the tip of the tip, yes.

[03:49:39] The bomb.

[03:49:43] Or you can op back here, that's so choppy.

[03:49:48] Her jet is so good. She's so hot too.

[03:49:51] I know, I know, I know. I've watched like...

[03:49:56] I

[03:50:06] Just found an angle

[03:50:10] 120 120

[03:50:13] Take your pants off and let me suck your fucking

[03:50:20] How do you know it's called Jill

[03:50:22] Um

[03:50:45] Actually shit on that first guy

[03:50:47] Diamond is that hard like well, I'm telling you

[03:50:52] What? I don't know dude.

[03:50:54] No, don't do this, don't do this.

[03:50:56] Bro, you just lost your 1's bro.

[03:50:58] You got 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and the bro.

[03:51:00] Aw, you're right bro, you're right.

[03:51:02] That was obviously bad on me bro.

[03:51:04] I'm not even gonna kiss you cap for 2nd or 3rd or 10th.

[03:51:06] What if we beat the diamonds? It's immediately redemption bro.

[03:51:08] That's a no-thing, it's a no-thing, it's a no-thing.

[03:51:18] You're right, you're right. Jill, Jill, Jill.

[03:51:20] Bro, the thing is, I knew he was there.

[03:51:22] I didn't know he could see me from there.

[03:51:24] Wow.

[03:51:25] You know what?

[03:51:26] You're right.

[03:51:27] You know what?

[03:51:28] You're right first!

[03:51:30] I'm outta here!

[03:51:31] Holy shit, Mura!

[03:51:35] What type of carry is this?

[03:51:37] You have one more kill!

[03:51:41] Reminds me of the CS trigger.

[03:51:44] So this does...

[03:51:45] You know what?

[03:51:46] Great mod, this does mod,

[03:51:47] because the CS trigger much more than I did.

[03:51:48] I'll go!

[03:51:49] How are we like almost hiding kills?

[03:51:51] I'm out of here!

[03:51:52] I don't know.

[03:51:53] Man, I mean, just my character, I don't know, I take my character, bro.

[03:51:55] Look, bro, if we just...

[03:51:56] Nah, don't suck that, don't suck that.

[03:51:58] Bro, if we just sit in there, diamonds after the pots, bro, just hang it up.

[03:52:03] Go, go, go!

[03:52:07] I'm out of here!

[03:52:08] Shot, fucking sight!

[03:52:10] Now somewhere standing!

[03:52:12] Go, go, go!

[03:52:14] One more enemy remaining.

[03:52:16] Let her go!

[03:52:16] yo what was that little quick peek you did that was clean

[03:52:22] you're not broke you can shoot while on the ladder oh my god

[03:52:28] look at that was gross that was actually gross

[03:52:30] yo what was that little sprint thing you did your little sprint thing what was that

[03:52:34] neon like neon neon

[03:52:36] yeah you did like a little sprint peek

[03:52:38] yeah yeah you can like yeah yeah it's uh

[03:52:40] that's funny bro

[03:52:42] yeah yeah that's why I'm looking at this character

[03:52:44] I'm only looking at this character bro because I need to bro. I need to like

[03:52:49] Yeah, that's a sweaty shit. I like that. You know shit try bro. Why don't you ever use the fan some by the way?

[03:52:54] What is that?

[03:52:56] It's this gun though

[03:53:08] I'm out of here

[03:53:40] Yo, me out of school, no chat, that was clean, that was clean, that was clean, that was clean,

[03:53:50] bro, that was clean.

[03:53:51] That was Gigi's, bro, Gigi's.

[03:53:52] Gigi's guys thing all the time.

[03:53:53] That was clean.

[03:53:54] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, chat, that instantly cancels out the plat, right?

[03:54:01] Yeah, now the plat is embarrassing.

[03:54:03] Right?

[03:54:04] You know, like bro, if we just beat a rank higher than plat, that means that we

[03:54:08] just redeemed ourselves okay all right dude what is that sprinting shit bro yeah

[03:54:14] I'm telling you I'll teach you I'll teach her I'll teach you I'll teach her

[03:54:16] that's why Nian was like fucking on you and that's why you went to 21 bro because

[03:54:20] that case is fucked bro it's broken listen JC I'm gonna go take a piss I

[03:54:24] Can we stop mentioning the 2 in 21 shit?

[03:54:26] Okay, my apologies.

[03:54:27] My apologies.

[03:54:28] Let it go, man.

[03:54:29] Yo, I'm gonna invite you to the game.

[03:54:30] Oh, Jinxsy!

[03:54:31] Yo!

[03:54:32] I need you to talk to your son.

[03:54:33] Yeah!

[03:54:34] He smells good.

[03:54:35] All right.

[03:54:36] Yo, sorry.

[03:54:37] Oh, man.

[03:54:38] Jinxsy, what's up, bro?

[03:54:40] Hey, bro.

[03:54:41] Can I help you?

[03:54:42] Yeah.

[03:54:43] Yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[03:54:44] Yo, here we go.

[03:54:45] Look, bro.

[03:54:46] All right.

[03:54:47] First question.

[03:54:48] One rancor.

[03:54:49] Yo.

[03:54:50] Radiant.

[03:54:51] Radiant.

[03:54:52] Oh, no.

[03:54:53] Is that a send in bro? Is this a send in right?

[03:54:55] Yup

[03:54:56] Is that a send in right? Is this a send in?

[03:54:58] No this is a radio

[03:55:00] No this is a send in bro

[03:55:02] Am I in the wrong game?

[03:55:04] No this is the red one

[03:55:06] Yeah red one, yeah

[03:55:08] Wait is this a fake muda?

[03:55:10] Nah it's real muda bro

[03:55:12] WHAT THE FUCK

[03:55:16] Yo guys can I ask you another question?

[03:55:20] What's up JX, big fan

[03:55:22] First question y'all a first up. Thank you man. Yo, what rank are y'all what a rank are y'all what rank are y'all?

[03:55:30] What rank are y'all what rank are y'all?

[03:55:32] What a Sunday, where's that? How long did it take you guys to hit ascended? I want to know just so I can map out my year

[03:55:41] You know like a year

[03:55:45] You know what 10 said bro you got to give her the whole life up

[03:55:48] One year to get a Sunday Jesus Christ

[03:55:52] chat one year to get a send in Jesus Christ what it means shot because I have

[03:56:00] this why don't have that for that mood I got a mood I got a question for you so

[03:56:08] that's like black ice now

[03:56:11] it looks like black ice no yo is he here

[03:56:22] 3 yeah, yeah, yeah

[03:56:32] right on the way to kill Sam in this game

[03:56:37] bam bam

[03:56:44] yo guys mood up mood up mood is jerking off mood is jerking off what's up

[03:56:47] I'm just pissed, I won't lie chat that was a fucking amazing piss dude.

[03:56:52] That piss was insane dude.

[03:56:54] Chat ascending man.

[03:56:55] Alright.

[03:56:56] Okay, let's start out.

[03:56:57] Yo, yo, yo, yo.

[03:56:58] Well first of all, why are you giving these ex-loans?

[03:57:00] Yo, moot out.

[03:57:01] Yo, what's going on?

[03:57:02] Uh, quick question.

[03:57:03] Yep, go ahead bro.

[03:57:04] Any question about open mode dude?

[03:57:05] Noxist with the 20!

[03:57:06] Yeah, what's bigger?

[03:57:07] Uh, your nose or dick?

[03:57:08] Yeah, we're gonna shut the game off.

[03:57:09] Yo, boss, yeah.

[03:57:10] I mean, we need like, we need like, we need like, we need like, we need like,

[03:57:11] we need like, we need like, we need like, we need like, we need like, we need like,

[03:57:12] Yeah, we're gonna shut the game off.

[03:57:13] Yo, boss, yeah.

[03:57:14] I mean, we need like, we need, bro,

[03:57:17] come on, are you guys just inviting everyone?

[03:57:30] OK, burra, burra, burra, burra.

[03:57:32] This is the third highest rank of the game, right?

[03:57:33] Ascend it.

[03:57:35] OK, this is like Emerald in seeds, bro.

[03:57:39] Emerald seeds.

[03:57:39] OK, I can do this, I can do this.

[03:57:41] I can do this, I can do this.

[03:57:42] Bro, this is not, this shouldn't be hard.

[03:57:44] You definitely went through harder trials

[03:57:48] and tribulations in your life, bro.

[03:57:49] Come on, this is nothing, bro.

[03:57:50] I would make fun of their dumb faces, but they're us.

[03:57:54] Okay, Jett sounds so bad.

[03:57:55] I'm not even gonna look.

[03:57:56] Wait, by the way, do you know how to right click

[03:57:57] your classic?

[03:57:58] You know how to do that, right?

[03:57:59] You do my classic.

[03:58:00] What are you saying, bro?

[03:58:01] Right click.

[03:58:02] Yeah?

[03:58:03] You know how to do that, right?

[03:58:05] You know how to do that.

[03:58:06] Wait, what?

[03:58:08] Wait, what?

[03:58:09] Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

[03:58:10] It turns into a shotgun. You can like one-sat someone.

[03:58:14] That's like so OP. But you have to be close.

[03:58:16] What?

[03:58:17] Yes bro, if you're close...

[03:58:19] You don't want to tell me that! What?

[03:58:21] So that's actually busted, no?

[03:58:24] Well...

[03:58:34] Wait, I'll send it, I'll send it, okay?

[03:58:36] I'm gonna rush him and do the other thing, you saw me?

[03:58:38] Okay, here's a shotgun, bro. Here's a shotgun.

[03:58:43] Oh, yeah.

[03:58:44] Spike down.

[03:58:45] Oh, my God.

[03:58:46] Oh, my God.

[03:58:47] So close.

[03:58:48] I'm so close.

[03:58:49] No, no, no, no.

[03:58:50] I'm actually sorry.

[03:58:51] I'm sorry.

[03:58:52] What happened?

[03:58:53] What are you saying?

[03:58:54] What are you saying?

[03:58:55] He's talking shit.

[03:58:56] Yeah, I don't know what he said.

[03:58:57] What did he say?

[03:58:58] Why are you trying to knife him?

[03:58:59] Me?

[03:59:00] Yeah, wait.

[03:59:01] I just wanted to get him.

[03:59:02] I'm just going to get him.

[03:59:03] I'm just going to get him.

[03:59:04] I'm just going to get him.

[03:59:05] I'm just going to get him.

[03:59:06] I'm just going to get him.

[03:59:07] Yeah, I just saw you. I didn't mean to switch to my knife or I didn't mean I don't know

[03:59:11] Yeah, I thought the other guy ran past me so I'm gonna take sign

[03:59:21] But can you lock it this yeah

[03:59:27] Enemy remaining

[03:59:37] That's BAAAAAAA

[03:59:39] Bro ignore what everybody says about your nose

[03:59:41] It doesn't matter, you make it

[03:59:43] No, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude

[03:59:45] No, no, no, no, no, no

[03:59:47] Chat, someone give me something

[03:59:49] To say to drink tea when he brings up my fucking nose

[03:59:51] There's gotta be something I can say to him

[03:59:53] Someone bring something up, bro

[03:59:55] No, no, no, I am never letting you

[03:59:57] Say 2 in 21

[03:59:59] Your fucking eyebrows are the fucking

[04:00:01] Burned off of your face

[04:00:03] Word

[04:00:35] Broke him? What the fuck?

[04:00:43] I'm gay and I like to fuck this.

[04:00:46] You just got shit on, bro.

[04:00:49] Last round in the half.

[04:00:51] Use everything you have.

[04:00:53] Bro, that character's busted, man.

[04:00:56] Your movement is actually crazy on her, I'm not even gonna hold it.

[04:00:59] Bro, I wish I just, like, fucked you.

[04:01:01] You know what I'm like, I'm treating these guys like they're fucking immortals or radians like they're I love them

[04:01:06] These guys are my these guys are the shit that comes out of my

[04:01:10] Okay, I'm done in this respect jixi jixi jixi jixi listen, bro. Wait, why am I why is that just in pepperoni tips?

[04:01:19] I don't know bro. You're guessing as good as mine

[04:01:26] I might stop

[04:01:31] Come on bro, win this.

[04:01:33] SHOCK IT!

[04:01:34] THERE WE GO!

[04:01:41] Alright, you're gross.

[04:01:42] Hey, move up.

[04:01:43] I'm gonna be honest, you're actually gross.

[04:01:45] Wow.

[04:01:46] Good movement, quick.

[04:01:47] Good movement.

[04:01:48] Look to the side.

[04:01:49] Hey, this neon bitch is overpowered!

[04:01:51] I'm telling you, bro, it's so over, it's fucked up, bro.

[04:01:55] This guy's like, gliding around, shooting lightning bolts out of his cock.

[04:01:58] Like, what am I watching?

[04:02:00] I'm telling you bro, it's fucked, it's fucked.

[04:02:09] Okay, ascendance, you're definitely not ascendant rank, but

[04:02:12] you need to treat them like they're fucking silvers, bro, you know?

[04:02:15] You have confidence, man, I don't remember who you are.

[04:02:18] No, how many people on this earth got 20-23 gamers a year?

[04:02:22] One, one.

[04:02:23] And who is it?

[04:02:24] Me, me, me, me, me, me, yeah, yeah, okay, that's what I mean.

[04:02:26] I'm out.

[04:02:27] That's what I mean, that's what I mean.

[04:02:28] I'm getting like slashed bro, let me lock in

[04:02:36] Double holding right side

[04:02:42] One enemy remaining

[04:02:52] I don't know I don't know

[04:02:54] I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know

[04:02:57] I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

[04:02:59] That's cool.

[04:03:01] Let's go. Let's fucking go, bro.

[04:03:03] Let's go.

[04:03:05] I didn't know how we lost a fucking class, but it's in the past.

[04:03:07] I do, bro. Do you want me to say it again?

[04:03:09] No, no.

[04:03:11] Where's fucking eyebrows?

[04:03:13] You got first pick three times in a row. That's how it all for the black.

[04:03:17] You're radiant, bro! Like, you can't die.

[04:03:19] Yo, not radiant.

[04:03:21] Keep spamming this movement.

[04:03:23] Keep spamming. This is broken, bro.

[04:03:55] I don't know why I didn't pick this character at the beginning dude like

[04:04:04] Thank you bro. Yeah, well my two main my main character is jet bro, but you're on

[04:04:17] Yeah, yeah, so I'm gonna have to just go master neon again though

[04:04:32] Where are you?

[04:04:47] I'm out of here.

[04:04:54] One enemy remaining.

[04:04:59] I'm dead.

[04:05:04] What?

[04:05:05] Sorry, sorry.

[04:05:06] Good try.

[04:05:07] Oh my god, you're too mighty.

[04:05:08] Look out.

[04:05:09] Y'all dead.

[04:05:10] Go, go, go.

[04:05:11] But that's gotta be so hard to learn that, eh?

[04:05:13] Yeah.

[04:05:14] to be so hard to learn that I mean and not like is there movement in Siege

[04:05:21] oh yeah there's a lot of like in a rock

[04:05:25] now you can't show them in but it's not like a crazy amount of movement yeah

[04:05:29] this movement there's like quick peeking and stuff yeah I used to know

[04:05:34] but I used to play the game when it was like talking to quickies like quick

[04:05:37] quickies that's a quick peeking crowd spamming I mean how show them peeking

[04:05:42] There's a lot, but it's just... it's just meaningless, huh?

[04:05:47] That player's standing.

[04:05:49] Right down the stairs.

[04:05:51] Why is this flashed here, bro? These are standing the door and fighting.

[04:05:59] Alright, this is stupid. This is... it's not an... I'm just getting flashed.

[04:06:02] What the fuuuuck?

[04:06:05] Jipsy, come over here. Jipsy, come over here. Jipsy, come over here.

[04:06:08] Come on, Jipsy, come over here. Jipsy, come over here.

[04:06:10] Come over here. Come over here.

[04:06:12] I'm getting flashed and mailed. I'm definitely not ready for ascended Jesus Christ

[04:06:17] No, like they're no, but but what did I tell you last time bro?

[04:06:20] She felt like this silver girl. Why are you buying the fucking off bro? You know like these guys are fucking ass

[04:06:26] Listen same thing go lower. We're gonna kill all of them. Okay?

[04:06:42] Oh my god, the three assist me!

[04:06:48] Don't get any assist because you just tap heads, huh?

[04:06:50] I see you.

[04:06:51] Yeah, yeah, I mean, I either die or I...

[04:07:12] One enemy remaining, last player standing.

[04:07:22] 1v1.

[04:07:23] So we lost to ascendant, so now the immortals are gonna like 5-0 us, right?

[04:07:39] No, they're not.

[04:07:40] No, no, no. And then the Radiance is gonna be like backshots, basically.

[04:07:45] I mean, come on, bro, it's too fucking ascending.

[04:07:47] Dude, it's just boat, boat, and we're, everything goes, dude.

[04:07:51] Yo, hey, this mean that we could get to rank one?

[04:07:57] Flet, what do you want, bro?

[04:07:59] Bro, like, chat, am I tweaking?

[04:08:02] Do I have too many Radiance? Do I do Radiance, and then pros, or nah, just Radiance?

[04:08:07] The fuck is he saying over there? No!

[04:08:09] I'm looking for any mod. I'm looking for any mod my first week out here. God damn it

[04:08:20] I'm looking for any mod. Um, all right mortals invite me

[04:08:25] but invite me

[04:08:28] Bro, we're gonna get our teeth kicked in about the immortals

[04:08:30] So it's just Bob you can I be honest with you, bro? Can I just be honest, bro? Be honest

[04:08:35] Why do you keep picking up that up your but all your kills are with the vandal

[04:08:40] Every time you fucking off I get first billed up enough to know if you're just gonna get up the off of one time, bro

[04:08:50] So Mike

[04:08:54] Well, it's nice to get the fuck out of my ear dead ass like bro

[04:08:57] I'm just saying the fucking off fucks us over every time every fucking time and

[04:09:02] And then you go up that fucking like that little bells area like why are you going up there like what is up there like seriously?

[04:09:09] Do you like to just jerk off up there?

[04:09:11] What is up there for you that you go up every time every time we go lower we kill one when the round

[04:09:20] Why is everyone standing look at your stream

[04:09:24] No, no no chitcha chitcha chitcha get it. No, no, no, no, stop stop stop stop

[04:09:29] stop stop you might mean let's play the game play the game

[04:09:33] I invited you bro I invited you I invited you I invited you

[04:09:35] I invited you

[04:09:37] yo what's up guys

[04:09:39] yo what's up guys

[04:09:41] yo guys can I have a word with y'all

[04:09:43] yo what's up

[04:09:45] we lost to the plads we lost to the ascendents

[04:09:47] guys I know you guys are gonna give us back shots

[04:09:49] but at least where like what are you doing on your stream

[04:09:51] um

[04:09:53] we got you bro we got you

[04:09:55] at least wear like lubricant and just take it easy

[04:09:57] Don't go straight up raw dogging me, all right?

[04:09:59] Yeah, let me just say this real quick.

[04:10:00] Jinxie, you know, Muda, you know, on my birthday, actually,

[04:10:06] he actually, like, he said, fuck you on my birthday.

[04:10:09] I'm like, didn't ask me.

[04:10:10] That sounds like Muda, yeah.

[04:10:12] Also, apparently he had Link trade or something.

[04:10:14] Yeah, he went trade it, obviously.

[04:10:16] Yeah, I don't know.

[04:10:18] Yeah, like, um, I mean, I don't know.

[04:10:22] You, I don't know, bro.

[04:10:23] I don't know.

[04:10:24] Bro, why did you trade it, bro?

[04:10:25] I'll take the jet, oh this guy's gonna take the mask.

[04:10:27] No, I'm sorry, I'm done, I'm done.

[04:10:29] I'm playing games.

[04:10:30] All right, go play it, go play it, go play it.

[04:10:34] Bro, mood up, mood up.

[04:10:35] We're playing Immortals, bro.

[04:10:36] We're just gonna get worked, bro.

[04:10:38] No, we're not gonna get worked.

[04:10:39] I'm gonna show you the movement

[04:10:40] of a fucking jet character, bro.

[04:10:42] Bro, we're just gonna get worked, bro.

[04:10:44] And yo, for the love of God,

[04:10:46] if I see you go up that fucking ramp again,

[04:10:50] I am going to literally punch them all.

[04:10:52] Oh, I dashed around a lot, but I ran.

[04:10:54] I'm looking at you.

[04:10:55] That fucking thing you go up to every time.

[04:10:58] That's the fuck that is.

[04:11:02] All right.

[04:11:03] Listen, JT.

[04:11:04] Call you a good boy.

[04:11:04] Wait, who called me a good boy?

[04:11:06] Bro.

[04:11:07] Don't tell me you're talking that fucking anime

[04:11:10] to any girl again, bro.

[04:11:12] JT, look!

[04:11:13] Yeah!

[04:11:14] Enough.

[04:11:16] I actually watched you at SwitchCon.

[04:11:19] You're doing trainings.

[04:11:21] I think.

[04:11:22] Let me focus.

[04:11:23] Let me focus.

[04:11:53] Yo, we typically want all the fucking rounds that we can get on defense because the attack is the harder side

[04:12:07] Lock in lock in lock in

[04:12:11] What do you say?

[04:12:13] Doesn't matter

[04:12:23] hold right hold right I got left I got up to the left

[04:12:27] one enemy remaining

[04:12:29] Spiderman A

[04:12:31] what's happening what's happening

[04:12:37] 44

[04:12:39] can I be out of here?

[04:12:41] you're legitimately ass bro

[04:12:43] he's gonna come from the right he's gonna come from the right he's gonna come from the right he's gonna come from the right

[04:12:45] yes

[04:12:49] yes

[04:12:53] I

[04:13:03] See take your pants off right now

[04:13:06] Take your pants off right now

[04:13:14] Both that I'm getting carried by Jinxie. Yes, bro. Yeah, and he's yelling in Jack. He's doing a portal

[04:13:22] Wait, I'm actually getting buffed by this anime girl, bro.

[04:13:27] Oh my god.

[04:13:30] Get those shots for me.

[04:13:32] Thank you guys.

[04:13:34] Muda, you're fucking terrible.

[04:13:35] Get those shots for me, word.

[04:13:37] Okay, let me do it again.

[04:13:38] Bro, I'm getting buffed right now.

[04:13:40] What's happening?

[04:13:41] This is the method.

[04:13:43] One, you got to be remaining.

[04:13:46] There we go.

[04:13:47] Play the game, you know how to play.

[04:13:48] Nice, bro.

[04:13:49] Flash, flash, flash.

[04:13:50] Okay, go, flash, flash.

[04:13:51] Be careful just say I'm one shot if you die there's a high chance I die there.

[04:13:57] Bro let's go!

[04:13:59] Bro 3-0 I get this mortal.

[04:14:01] No, no, no, no, just be busy.

[04:14:03] If we win this round on everyone's life, it chancellles everything out.

[04:14:08] Yes bro, I'm gonna be honest bro.

[04:14:12] Is this the second highest rank in the game?

[04:14:14] Yes, this is the second highest rank in the game.

[04:14:16] This is my favorite.

[04:14:17] This rake takes people years to get to years.

[04:14:21] I'm kind of stunning them, bro.

[04:14:28] They should still try.

[04:14:29] Wanna play ball or no?

[04:14:30] You want one?

[04:14:31] Bro, I'm not even gonna tell you how to play this game, bro.

[04:14:33] You're the best.

[04:14:34] Go.

[04:14:37] One enemy remaining.

[04:14:38] Oh my god.

[04:14:39] Oh my fucking god.

[04:14:40] Oh my god.

[04:14:41] Muda, muda.

[04:14:42] We're chasing them.

[04:14:43] Go!

[04:14:44] Muda, muda, muda.

[04:14:45] I'm four now.

[04:14:46] You're four and I guess and mortals right now

[04:14:51] So how are we to shitty plot both?

[04:14:54] What if those placiders were like secret undercover pros?

[04:14:59] Well, I think you just sold bro, bro

[04:15:08] But my dad's like these guys are fake immortal so they take the mortal problem. No, it's I mean what what whether to see

[04:15:16] I can't check. No, bro. They're real 485 like you're not 485 bro. They're probably just nervous, bro

[04:15:29] Just keep your rolling

[04:15:43] What's your eyes

[04:15:46] I mean dude, it's literally full of one. What the fuck are you waiting in my ear for?

[04:16:10] I'm getting shot by two different people in the same fucking angle and you're sitting

[04:16:14] They're saying, Luna, Luna, like what do you want me to do?

[04:16:18] What do you want?

[04:16:19] What do you want?

[04:16:20] I don't know why we're just saying what I'm doing.

[04:16:23] Dude, this guy's fucking making me broke.

[04:16:26] I don't know.

[04:16:27] Wait, let me go get a buff again.

[04:16:30] I'm gonna go get a buff.

[04:16:31] I'm gonna go get a buff.

[04:16:32] I'm like, this one's for the fam back home.

[04:16:35] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[04:16:38] All right, I need to stop.

[04:16:41] I need to get out of here.

[04:16:42] What what is happening?

[04:16:47] They're trouble out watchers, they're trying bro

[04:16:54] Spike down a this is like the worst fucking though. Why do we go here every time?

[04:17:05] You just died so fucking fall you just died

[04:17:12] That's fall damage!

[04:17:13] What the fuck is that?

[04:17:15] Oh you fucking...

[04:17:17] How's that fall damage?

[04:17:19] Bro you're laughing!

[04:17:21] We have to save him!

[04:17:23] Get out!

[04:17:25] Wow.

[04:17:27] Really?

[04:17:29] Alright.

[04:17:31] Alright.

[04:17:33] Yo, when I have six kills and I...

[04:17:35] and I 2v1 these guys this round, I don't wanna see...

[04:17:37] I don't wanna hear a single fucking word from any of the fuckers.

[04:17:39] We're actually about to be the portals.

[04:17:41] I

[04:17:49] See nothing

[04:18:04] Like 20,000 hours in this game get the fuck out of my ear for the love of God Pinocchio

[04:18:09] No!

[04:18:11] It's- Bro!

[04:18:13] Sorry.

[04:18:15] The last part was unnecessary. I'm sorry.

[04:18:17] Last part was unnecessary.

[04:18:19] You're kidding, right?

[04:18:21] It's not even that big!

[04:18:25] Alright, I thought it was a big-

[04:18:27] Those are those fucking eyebrows.

[04:18:29] Alright.

[04:18:31] Let's go away.

[04:18:33] Let's go away if you go to the light and get up-

[04:18:35] Bro, I'm gonna fucking sleep.

[04:18:38] Don't blind

[04:18:41] He's jealous. He's jealous. He's jealous. He's jealous. He's jealous

[04:18:44] I don't know about him

[04:18:45] Last player standing

[04:18:47] He's got to play better than me

[04:18:49] He's got to play better

[04:18:50] Go on

[04:18:51] Go around through the road

[04:18:52] I mean bro

[04:18:53] sudden death

[04:18:55] Move it up, move it up

[04:18:56] Shut up, I'm serious

[04:18:57] They're doing set plays

[04:18:58] And honestly I'm doing it the stupidest shit I've ever seen in my entire fucking life

[04:19:01] I'm tweaking out

[04:19:02] Bro, can we just stop?

[04:19:03] Don't buy the L1

[04:19:04] Buy the L1

[04:19:05] The only way I get kills on the L1

[04:19:07] Let me get a first vote, alright let me get a buff for the last round, last buff, last buff.

[04:19:16] Shies, my chat's saying sperm head.

[04:19:21] Oops, we ain't no lost it forever, alright nevermind.

[04:19:27] Bro last round, ready?

[04:19:29] Let's go bro, let's go, let's go.

[04:19:31] This right here is to beat two immortals, alright?

[04:19:33] Yes bro.

[04:19:34] You're not gonna do shit so let me get the first back, alright?

[04:19:36] bro don't go to the right please bro i have to do all the angle

[04:19:40] tell me about

[04:19:52] he's gonna be jail

[04:19:58] another jail another jail yeah i think it's happening

[04:20:02] Last player standing one enemy

[04:20:06] Spike down a

[04:20:13] You baby

[04:20:16] You're baby. That's not fair

[04:20:20] Four and six, bro. I mean Jesus Christ

[04:20:23] Bro Mura. What's what's up, bro?

[04:20:26] So I got more kills than you can lie you guys got us in the first half

[04:20:31] I'm yeah, you guys actually had a slow key, but I just really did more against you guys me or moona. I take them bro

[04:20:41] Bro, what's up with you, bro? You went negative

[04:20:47] Yeah, hi, is there even a point of us playing these guys no

[04:20:52] Doesn't matter dude. I genuinely think we could sell went dude. Yeah, go to the left. Oh

[04:20:57] me I bet

[04:21:00] So yo yo radiance guys Muda just went for and six against the immortals. Oh

[04:21:06] But he like wintered it it makes sense, you know

[04:21:09] He was saving up for this game

[04:21:11] Are you changing that Muda?

[04:21:18] Muda, are you good? Ion is a pro. We will ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho

[04:21:23] Ion is currently ranked one like currently currently currently like literally right now

[04:21:27] Ion is number one in the world right now yes

[04:21:34] Should have went jet but honestly actually don't know fuck your jet you just didn't you just played really good

[04:21:38] Okay, I'm telling you but when you when you play fucking jet you're sitting doing fucking dumb-ass up drafts and fucking weird-ass shit

[04:21:43] I'm not gonna lie, so I like this

[04:21:47] Don't even give me sorry about you bro. Hey, so Ion's rank one right now check don't fuck with me

[04:21:53] Ion's rank one

[04:21:55] Yes

[04:21:57] Not Gigi bro Gigi like Gigi. He's in the pool. It's not Gigi. It's not Gigi. It's not Gigi

[04:22:04] It's not Gigi. Bramuda you're not even bro. This weather is not on

[04:22:09] Anyone go and I'm on the team bro. It's Gigi fucking Gigi. No, it's rank

[04:22:14] It's radiant 1 and radiant 30, but we can still win this. Oh

[04:22:20] Radiant 1 and radiant 30? Yeah bro we got this

[04:22:23] Number one and a yeah, which one which one the chat okay

[04:22:34] The jet is number one

[04:22:41] I'm gonna rush gonna rush that's all I think we should catch them off guard into a great

[04:22:53] I

[04:23:02] Know what I know this in the high ranks I just get flashed

[04:23:07] I'll shine all day radiance

[04:23:12] Talk to me little top we might be taking back shots bro, but you know what bro

[04:23:17] bro, we can still win this fucking game dude, we can still win this game.

[04:23:20] As long as you don't turn on me, as long as you don't come in Pinocchio, as long as

[04:23:23] I don't call you fucking burnt eyebrows, I think we still must win this shit, okay?

[04:23:26] You know?

[04:23:27] As long as we just don't turn on each other, bro, as long as we don't turn on each other.

[04:23:30] So what did we do against two radiance murderers on me?

[04:23:32] I was in bed.

[04:23:33] Let them, let them come to us, let them come, we're defending.

[04:23:35] You see when they were defending, they never came to us once, bro, they just

[04:23:38] sat in fucking corners.

[04:23:40] I mean but maybe that's all it was the entire time maybe it's just confidence

[04:24:06] go like we're gonna fall back here

[04:24:31] last player standing last round in the half

[04:24:43] spend it now or it's good but this was obviously got to happen bro it's

[04:24:48] radiance bro

[04:24:55] cadets radiance bro

[04:24:58] is this camera broken?

[04:25:05] it's really good bro

[04:25:07] yeah bro let's swim the game bro

[04:25:09] alright can i flash? let me play my shit

[04:25:11] i can play it

[04:25:12] it's better if these guys are silver

[04:25:13] let's play with their silver

[04:25:14] what's your last flash

[04:25:16] They're all blind.

[04:25:19] Careful now.

[04:25:22] I have to lay your hands.

[04:25:23] You're blind.

[04:25:24] One enemy remains.

[04:25:25] You're blind.

[04:25:26] You like down A.

[04:25:38] What are you doing?

[04:25:39] Move up.

[04:25:40] 1-4-2.

[04:25:41] Is it 1-4-2?

[04:25:42] You're just hitting headshots.

[04:25:43] You're lying at him.

[04:25:44] What's your problem?

[04:25:45] 142 he's hitting headshots. 142.

[04:25:48] 142 he's hitting fucking headshots.

[04:25:51] Like in what world, JC?

[04:25:53] And tell me in what world, JC, please.

[04:25:55] He's in what world. JC, we gotta get one round, bro.

[04:25:58] How do you have zero kills? Come on, let's go.

[04:26:00] Oh, I don't know. Maybe because I'm level 8,

[04:26:03] I have the worst radiant ever on my team,

[04:26:06] and then I'm playing 2 pro radiant.

[04:26:08] I don't know, bro. Maybe that's why, bro.

[04:26:10] Maybe that's fucking why. Could you get a kill?

[04:26:13] Oh nice, you're one and four Muda.

[04:26:16] What do you want me to say, bro? I'm level 8 and I'm playing the rank 1 NA Radiant.

[04:26:21] Great work by the way, whoever your mod is. Let's not even get a Radiant.

[04:26:25] Let's get the number one Radiant in the world. I'm level 8, I may as well pull my fucking pants down and let him fuck me in the ass.

[04:26:31] Gonna fall back here.

[04:26:36] Holy, how did I already like to fall there?

[04:26:39] Defenders win.

[04:26:43] I'm gonna get on CF, bro, it was nice playing with you, man.

[04:26:48] We lost to the Platts, the Ascendants, the Immortals, and the Radiance, bro.

[04:26:56] Go close one.

[04:26:59] Yo, Ion.

[04:27:01] Look, I don't care because like, bro, this is my-

[04:27:05] Hey, put a red number one on me, bro.

[04:27:06] Hey, hey, I didn't mean to say to get this, you know?

[04:27:08] Ion, Ion, Ion, Ion, first of all, first of all.

[04:27:12] You know that I got right one in both continents, okay?

[04:27:14] Oh, are you lying to me?

[04:27:16] Oh, keep lying.

[04:27:17] I'm the only Jew.

[04:27:18] You're getting bigger every time you say something like that.

[04:27:21] Yeah, I like that.

[04:27:26] Let me get some cases, bro.

[04:27:28] Hey, I'm going to go open cases with you.

[04:27:30] Hey, bro, it's nice playing with you, bro.

[04:27:33] Yeah, bro.

[04:27:34] GG's, bro.

[04:27:35] You look good out there, bro.

[04:27:36] I hope we got a bunch of golds, bro.

[04:27:38] I hope we get a bunch of golds, bro.

[04:27:39] Yeah, bro.

[04:27:39] We look good out there.

[04:27:41] Yeah, we did.

[04:27:41] We did.

[04:27:42] Jesus.

[04:27:43] We looked great out there.

[04:27:44] Jesus Christ.

[04:27:45] Jesus Christ.

[04:27:46] Alright.

[04:27:47] Now.

[04:27:48] Hive Mind.

[04:27:49] Discord call.

[04:27:50] Yo.

[04:27:51] If I don't get a goat tonight, I swear to God, I swear to God.

[04:27:52] If I don't get a goat tonight, I'm going to go pee.

[04:27:53] Sajmoot it up, bro.

[04:27:54] It's not Sajmoot.

[04:27:55] We did our best, y'all.

[04:27:56] We did our best.

[04:27:57] I'm going to go pee.

[04:27:58] Sajmoot it up, bro.

[04:27:59] It's not Sajmoot.

[04:28:00] We did our best, y'all.

[04:28:01] We did our best.

[04:28:02] I'm gonna go pee.

[04:28:05] Sajmoona bro, it's not Sajmoona, we did our best y'all, we did our best.

[04:28:10] I'm gonna go pee.

[04:28:12] Hide mine, call me, call me, call me.

[04:28:13] Yo, hide mine.

[04:28:14] Hello.

[04:28:15] Hey G!

[04:28:16] No, no, I'm gonna go pee, I'll be back, I'll be back.

[04:28:20] Okay, okay.

[04:28:21] High five stream, high five stream.

[04:28:23] High five stream?

[04:28:24] Well, I can't do, oh, he closed Valorant.

[04:28:26] I can't do shit.

[04:28:27] All right.

[04:28:28] What should I do?

[04:28:30] What should I do?

[04:28:32] bring YouTube stream back what happened that's buddy are you tripping on

[04:28:44] fucking fentanyl right now what are you talking about it's live what the hell

[04:28:49] are you saying get me out anyways what do y'all want to do oh y'all want to go

[04:29:00] of the street.

[04:29:05] Holy moly.

[04:29:07] Is it Ben left?

[04:29:10] That's it?

[04:29:11] Will you see him?

[04:29:13] Daddy?

[04:29:14] Nice to see you.

[04:29:15] Yeah, this chat is...

[04:29:19] Follow her?

[04:29:20] Did I get her some subs?

[04:29:24] Did I get her some subs on Jinx's card?

[04:29:29] guard. I don't think I can bro and be honest because he's this apple can I should like

[04:29:38] expire the for like two days if not give me.

[04:29:41] Hmm.

[04:29:42] Oh she's getting closer to the camera. All right. All right. All right. Jesus Murphy.

[04:29:47] She not getting closer to the camera. Holy fuck. Okay. My God. What is happening

[04:29:54] right now. Anyways, let's open CS go and let's get this started. No. So today we're gonna open. I

[04:30:03] don't know how many cases to be honest. What? Anonymous get I gotta say thank you though. I'm

[04:30:16] I'm ungrateful if I don't say thank you.

[04:30:21] It's me being ungrateful if I don't say thank you.

[04:30:27] I cannot say thank you.

[04:30:31] Oh, because it was anonymous.

[04:30:33] Honesty for shit.

[04:30:42] No chat, relax.

[04:30:43] All right, we gotta get some cases going.

[04:30:45] Let's let's prep that.

[04:30:48] He can't quit.

[04:30:49] He can't quit.

[04:30:50] He can't.

[04:30:50] Hi, guys.

[04:30:53] Why are you yelling?

[04:30:54] Let's rip these fucking cases.

[04:30:57] Come on.

[04:30:59] Let's rip some cases like a fucking Beyblades, bro.

[04:31:03] Hey, man.

[04:31:04] Hey, man, I just got passed around like a blunt on battle.

[04:31:07] And bro, lost the immortals.

[04:31:08] A senator fucking.

[04:31:09] I'm going to buy some.

[04:31:10] I'm going to.

[04:31:11] OK, you can see the thing is we did we.

[04:31:13] It was really late in the night.

[04:31:15] Let's appreciate CS, by the way.

[04:31:17] Terms went from $45 to 10.

[04:31:20] Yeah.

[04:31:21] Great work, CS, yo.

[04:31:22] Or what's it 20 bucks?

[04:31:24] Yo, let's just stock up on dreams, stock up on promos.

[04:31:28] How to dream, how to promo.

[04:31:31] Oh, I can do that.

[04:31:33] No, no, no.

[04:31:34] The promos want me to quit.

[04:31:35] Hi, guys.

[04:31:36] Last night, the promos want me to quit, bro.

[04:31:39] There's a reason.

[04:31:40] It's because you ever heard of calm before the storm?

[04:31:42] No, bro. I'm gonna be the most positive happy day. Oh

[04:31:47] Okay, I'm gonna see how many funds we have because remember we stocked up really late into the night so that

[04:31:56] No, we did because we did a trade-up we did a trade-up last night that that trade-up was seven hundred dollars

[04:32:02] Do you remember that that was late into the night?

[04:32:04] So that's taking up a majority of our budget currently and we have to wait for that to roll over heard

[04:32:12] Oh, yeah, to trade it up with $700.

[04:32:15] Can we sell any knives?

[04:32:16] Surely we can sell knives.

[04:32:18] Or no, it was March 22.

[04:32:19] March 22, we sell knives, right?

[04:32:23] Shisa.

[04:32:24] Yes.

[04:32:24] No, yeah, we can't sell knives so March 22, Shisa.

[04:32:28] That's OK.

[04:32:32] Now, I'm going to do a little here.

[04:32:34] I have to go at 10, 10, OK?

[04:32:37] I have to go at 10, 10.

[04:32:39] 7 hours, 45 minutes.

[04:32:42] Go back to mommy now. Oh, you got to get this up. I was in the track. Yeah, get this up to her

[04:32:50] So now you kid. Yo, I don't know

[04:32:56] Going back to mommy, bro, I'm good

[04:32:59] Maybe like kidding chat. Listen. I gotta get off that 10 10. Okay

[04:33:06] Ten you got to do you want to love a dinner, bro? I got a dinner

[04:33:10] Don't know why it's funny. Why is it always funny bro? Well need to be in a day

[04:33:18] Well, you have it you have like a new day every other day. So first of all you went on

[04:33:24] For yep for e-dates in a row. Oh

[04:33:28] You went for e-dates in a row. It was three all different girls by the way all different girls. It was three and then

[04:33:33] um

[04:33:36] The day before actually the e-dates no, it was two days before you went out on a date and fucking golf attire

[04:33:43] You probably went the top golf with your boys like what are you talking about bro? Listen, bro

[04:33:48] I have like bro. I gotta go at 10 10

[04:33:50] So at 10 10 I gotta go we gotta get as many cases in as we can until 10 10

[04:33:57] That's fine. That's fine. Um, I'm gonna work this out. You said chroma

[04:34:02] Chroma 3's wait check out chroma 3's how much is chroma 3's

[04:34:09] Me look

[04:34:10] Five dollars you'll just do chroma 3's because we already got all the guns from chroma 2's do chroma 3's are those new?

[04:34:17] Cat is there anything good in chroma 3's?

[04:34:21] No, no, no, no, no high-five said cat

[04:34:24] Yeah, I said cat high-five said cat. Oh my god. No, I said cat

[04:34:32] Okay, anyways

[04:34:40] Okay, okay, okay, do you even know what's in them are we just like

[04:34:45] Dollars they're five dollars for a reason there wouldn't be a five dollar

[04:34:49] It wouldn't be tied out of it. I'm good nice, bro. He said chat see

[04:34:53] No, he said cat bro. He said cat. I'm not fighting with this dude. He's later. He said cat. This is five hundred dollars

[04:35:02] Shisa

[04:35:04] This will take up our whole budget. I'm not even kidding. Yeah, 100 100

[04:35:07] Let's just do some red to the dreams. Yeah, a hundred dreams, and we'll see where we're at

[04:35:12] start with a nice

[04:35:14] God we are broke tonight chat literally I forgot about that trade up Shisa

[04:35:22] Can I get a gold tonight, bro, we got a hundred dreams start up with that. Let's go. Let's go. Oh

[04:35:29] We checked Twitter

[04:35:32] Okay, um, what's going on return? Oh, I didn't oh like we got this

[04:35:42] Okay, so oh, I love this collection. This is the collection. I got the five six one

[04:35:49] Gamma Doppler butterfly knife actor renew

[04:35:52] So, um, case two, that's the 17th time you've told me that.

[04:35:59] No worries.

[04:36:00] Um, there we go.

[04:36:03] Squishy, squishy, squishy, what a joint, is he what a joint?

[04:36:06] Let's see.

[04:36:07] Yeah, let's switch to what a joint, or you guys just like spamming.

[04:36:13] Maybe they're, maybe they're forcing, I don't know.

[04:36:15] Just say let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's

[04:36:19] What if I get a gold in my purse, what am I saying, okay?

[04:36:26] I don't know, I have a really good feeling about tonight, maybe it's bad.

[04:36:31] It's gonna really get, really good feeling about tonight.

[04:36:35] Come on, blue, blue, blue.

[04:36:37] Who are we looking for right now?

[04:36:39] What?

[04:36:40] Nice, come on.

[04:36:41] We're going for that world record, right?

[04:36:43] A blues?

[04:36:44] No.

[04:36:45] We're going for gold.

[04:36:46] The world record of gold, the world record of gold.

[04:36:52] Oh!

[04:36:53] I don't know, I have a good feeling about tonight bro, can I give it a beat?

[04:36:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on.

[04:36:59] Yeah, and you have a good feeling?

[04:37:00] Two golds.

[04:37:01] High five, two golds for the puppies!

[04:37:04] Two golds!

[04:37:05] Nice!

[04:37:07] Grisha sat down, so after this case.

[04:37:11] Grisha down?

[04:37:12] Yeah, yeah.

[04:37:14] Yeah.

[04:37:15] Squishy, I got a good feeling tonight, brother.

[04:37:17] I got a good feeling.

[04:37:19] I got a feeling.

[04:37:21] Tonight's going to be a good night.

[04:37:25] That tonight's going to be a good night.

[04:37:29] That tonight's going to be a good night.

[04:37:31] Is that your positive, real?

[04:37:32] You guys see how positive I am?

[04:37:36] Hello, sir.

[04:37:36] Here we go.

[04:37:38] Squishy, what's good?

[04:37:40] What, guys?

[04:37:41] Bro, I can't believe you got a gold.

[04:37:43] Wait, you got two golds in a Roblox game, can you see that?

[04:37:46] Wait, what? You got two golds?

[04:37:48] Oh my, oh my, oh my God!

[04:37:52] Oh my God!

[04:37:53] Squishy, I'm positive, bro, I'm positive, Squishy, positive.

[04:37:57] Thank you.

[04:37:58] I need some more time.

[04:37:59] I opened 1,400 cases on Roblox, I got four golds.

[04:38:02] Wow, I haven't gotten one.

[04:38:05] Have I, or not have I, Squishy, Roblox cases, bro?

[04:38:08] What are you asking?

[04:38:09] No, same odds, same odds, same odds.

[04:38:12] Is there even profit in there?

[04:38:14] Uh, no, you can't sell.

[04:38:16] But, for the love of the man.

[04:38:18] Hey, time to die pigs!

[04:38:19] Hold up, tonight's the night!

[04:38:21] Shout out Dexter Morgan, tonight's the night.

[04:38:24] Shout out Dexter Morgan.

[04:38:26] Yo, Jack, if I look at an anime

[04:38:30] Mommy with milkies, I'm not gonna get a buff, guys.

[04:38:33] I'm just gonna get bread.

[04:38:34] No!

[04:38:37] I'm gonna knock him down.

[04:38:39] Lock him.

[04:38:40] Focus.

[04:38:41] Another week wait, I'm getting lucky. Oh my god wait three tonight. Okay. Remember last night when I got 29 news in a row

[04:38:48] Yeah, yes, and I said I can already tell it's gonna be cooked bro. I know tonight's gonna be good cuz I got three

[04:38:55] Not bad not too shabby

[04:39:04] Yeah, but your positive you have to keep it bro you have to keep it

[04:39:08] Yeah, you know

[04:39:10] Like after 20 cases, after we re-sock

[04:39:12] We're gonna go on all the cases

[04:39:14] Come on bro

[04:39:16] That's back, that's back

[04:39:18] Fuck it though

[04:39:20] I'm gonna get a gold

[04:39:24] Wait, is it that time?

[04:39:26] It has to be, it has to be

[04:39:28] That's a mommy buff

[04:39:30] Yo, chill

[04:39:32] This case has the Nightwish

[04:39:34] Bro, this case has the MPM out of the Nightwish

[04:39:36] This is good.

[04:39:37] Yeah.

[04:39:40] The reds are good in this one.

[04:39:41] Go look at the black back home.

[04:39:43] Nice one.

[04:39:44] The reds are good in this one.

[04:39:45] The max one is good, right?

[04:39:46] Like the Emeralds on the front.

[04:39:47] Yep.

[04:39:48] Oh, yeah.

[04:39:49] That's the one you got, almost.

[04:39:50] Yeah, that one?

[04:39:51] Yeah.

[04:39:52] I don't buy the 561, yeah.

[04:39:54] Baccarina.

[04:39:55] God!

[04:39:56] Shit.

[04:39:56] I don't know how I'm so positive right now.

[04:39:59] No worries.

[04:40:00] Most positive you'll ever see me.

[04:40:01] Dead ass.

[04:40:03] Tonight, tonight.

[04:40:05] Tonight will be the night I will fall together

[04:40:08] Wait, she's watching apparently

[04:40:10] Nice

[04:40:11] Yo, how about hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

[04:40:13] At the buff, at the buff, no?

[04:40:15] Okay, fine

[04:40:16] Who's watching, who's watching?

[04:40:18] Bro, it's like an anime, like, she's

[04:40:20] I'm not gonna lie, she's bad, but it's like an anime

[04:40:23] It's like an anime girl with like, milkies, bro

[04:40:28] Like, Squishy, I don't know

[04:40:30] What do you mean Squishy, I miss

[04:40:32] Squishy, just watch it for the change, bro

[04:40:34] I'm like I'm like

[04:40:36] Oh like a vtuber

[04:40:38] Like a vtuber vtuber

[04:40:40] Yeah, it's a vtuber, yeah

[04:40:42] Alright, get one of the keys

[04:40:44] Okay, okay

[04:40:46] Quick, hold, quick, hold

[04:40:48] Ah

[04:40:50] 3px is not bad

[04:40:52] Chat, not bad

[04:40:54] 3px not bad bro

[04:40:58] Okay, okay

[04:41:00] That's it.

[04:41:02] Boom. Boom.

[04:41:04] Yeah, quick, I'm getting out of the jigsie.

[04:41:07] It's because I do it all stream.

[04:41:09] So I know where to click on the screen.

[04:41:11] I know bank, boom, bop.

[04:41:13] I know the, I know the percentages.

[04:41:15] It's time.

[04:41:17] I'm proud of you, bro. Like, I'm proud of you.

[04:41:19] Come on. Let's go.

[04:41:21] Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go.

[04:41:23] Yeah.

[04:41:25] All green. All green.

[04:41:27] Corrected

[04:41:33] Come on you said what all dreams today. I'll dream tonight man

[04:41:38] No, we're just out. We're just seeing we're just seeing cuz ever he did that big trade-off

[04:41:47] No worries

[04:41:57] SHIT!

[04:41:59] SHIT!

[04:42:01] GO! GO! GO! GO!

[04:42:07] SHIT!

[04:42:08] GO! GO! GO!

[04:42:09] GUYS, COME ON!

[04:42:10] GO! GO! GO! GO!

[04:42:11] I'm big something today, bro!

[04:42:13] I'm big!

[04:42:13] GO!

[04:42:14] I'm big!

[04:42:18] He bleeds.

[04:42:19] Did you get around?

[04:42:19] It's all good.

[04:42:22] Never let it stop us before.

[04:42:23] GO! GO! GO! GO!

[04:42:25] I have a good feeling about this!

[04:42:27] It's a

[04:42:29] Word

[04:42:31] Dimension

[04:42:34] Not so much

[04:42:36] Don't go

[04:42:38] Don't go

[04:42:42] Don't worry

[04:42:46] I

[04:42:51] Don't go

[04:42:53] What do you think I got this?

[04:42:56] Somebody say to origami, shut the fuck up!

[04:42:59] Gold! Gold! Gold!

[04:43:01] Listen bro, listen, listen chat.

[04:43:04] There is no origamis because we're not opening promas.

[04:43:07] Not yet, not yet, not yet.

[04:43:09] I'm about done with promas.

[04:43:12] You said you wanted to...

[04:43:14] I know, because listen, listen.

[04:43:17] Because the promas last night was as bad as it could have possibly been mathematically.

[04:43:22] They want me to stop because it's the call before the storm.

[04:43:25] You know what I'm saying?

[04:43:26] Yes.

[04:43:27] Yes.

[04:43:28] Yes.

[04:43:29] Go.

[04:43:30] Go.

[04:43:31] Go.

[04:43:32] Go.

[04:43:33] Go.

[04:43:34] Go.

[04:43:35] Go.

[04:43:36] Go.

[04:43:37] Go.

[04:43:38] Go.

[04:43:39] Go.

[04:43:40] Okay.

[04:43:41] You know what?

[04:43:42] What?

[04:43:43] I think the golds always come when we don't say gold.

[04:43:46] So nobody's saying anything.

[04:43:47] Nobody's saying anything.

[04:43:48] Nobody's saying anything.

[04:43:49] Alright.

[04:43:50] Alright.

[04:43:51] I

[04:44:05] Feel like it's not gonna be a goal, it's gonna be like the gold like he that's gold today. I don't know why I just feel it

[04:44:10] I can almost guarantee you

[04:44:13] That's why I love you

[04:44:14] That's why I love you

[04:44:15] Exactly, yes

[04:44:17] That's why I love you, Quentin

[04:44:19] Only goodbye to me over there, bro

[04:44:21] Like purple, y'all purple is being sprinkled in

[04:44:24] Go, go

[04:44:33] Go, go, go, go, go

[04:44:39] That prophet is about to be banned at this time I'm out of you get it

[04:44:44] But we're literally about to ban that word in the chat. Oh my gosh guys

[04:44:51] We're like a $14,000

[04:44:53] So go go now. We're here for the fight go

[04:44:58] We can pop on the dead

[04:45:01] Big way with the big one go go go go

[04:45:09] I saw that right

[04:45:11] I'm I'm more keys for keys

[04:45:15] Which y'all switch out already 40 and chat focused all right already 40 and guys listen 40 in focus

[04:45:21] So yeah, I wanted for her to pull a knife and you open like almost 1200 since last night at this point, so

[04:45:29] It's like it has to happen like it literally has to happen or else like yeah, you're in lawsuit territory. I feel like yeah

[04:45:35] No, but we don't need to talk about it numbers

[04:45:37] Hey-hey-hey-hey, positivity!

[04:45:39] No, I'm bringing it up for a positive reason,

[04:45:42] because that means it's going to happen today.

[04:45:43] Yeah, but we can talk about numbers, let's just...

[04:45:45] You're right, you're right, hey, you're right.

[04:45:47] It's just fine, just fine.

[04:45:49] Let's talk about a number.

[04:45:50] Just focus on them now, right?

[04:45:51] Let's see.

[04:45:52] Let's focus on them.

[04:46:02] Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!

[04:46:05] Gold!

[04:46:35] I

[04:46:43] But actually goes for a lot

[04:46:51] Huh, I said that gold goes for a lot or that red goes for a lot because you

[04:47:05] Maybe a quick open.

[04:47:12] Maybe one more, maybe one more.

[04:47:25] No, no, no more.

[04:47:28] Yeah, I know.

[04:47:30] No, no, no.

[04:47:33] Somebody said maybe a background change of where your head's at, kid.

[04:47:37] Love where your fucking head's at.

[04:47:39] I love your energy, guys.

[04:47:41] Yeah, positive answer, right?

[04:47:43] Dude, that tick is like the origami of this case.

[04:47:48] Background.

[04:47:49] Background.

[04:47:50] Dust 2.

[04:47:51] Greatest map ever.

[04:47:52] Oh

[04:48:01] Yeah, maybe we just raise our desk guys. Oh my gosh. I'm gonna go maximum desk guys

[04:48:08] Okay, you do that

[04:48:11] What

[04:48:22] maximum desk height is everybody ready well not yet hold up

[04:48:36] you know what let's do it let's see the meta stream I'm gonna move here I'm

[04:48:42] since I have a maximum height desk mm-hmm I can put the green screen on

[04:48:47] my body. Hi guys go full cap. Wait hold on you're cooking right now. Wait I'm cooking I'm cooking.

[04:48:58] Go full screen let's see.

[04:48:59] I'm standing at maximum height.

[04:49:20] Squishy, are you ready?

[04:49:21] You have us.

[04:49:22] Are you ready?

[04:49:23] Yes.

[04:49:24] Yeah.

[04:49:25] See, now I can kind of pace around my room a little bit here.

[04:49:26] You know what I'm saying?

[04:49:27] All right.

[04:49:28] Yeah.

[04:49:29] How about it? Let's go.

[04:49:31] I like this. I like this.

[04:49:33] I like this. I feel like it doesn't go for sure now.

[04:49:38] Because now I can kind of walk around a little bit.

[04:49:41] You zoomed out. Alright, you're good to go.

[04:49:43] Let's go.

[04:49:44] I'm standing, Chad.

[04:49:45] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

[04:49:51] a

[04:50:02] lot of

[04:50:19] Oh

[04:50:22] Not bad. Hey, this one's a lot cooler than other pink. Well, Warren, oh

[04:50:29] Don't think though

[04:50:32] Banned the word profit from the chat

[04:50:34] You know what?

[04:50:37] This is a gold radio

[04:50:41] Oh

[04:50:43] Chicken again

[04:50:46] Are you good?

[04:50:48] Bro, I got like hooked on my thing

[04:50:52] We got a keys again

[04:50:54] A tornado flew around my room before you came excused

[04:50:59] It usually doesn't rain in Southern California

[04:51:03] All right, come on. You got it?

[04:51:05] Yeah, yeah

[04:51:09] Is it a sing pack?

[04:51:11] the chicken bro that's right though that's I gotta get music you know what

[04:51:18] I'm sorry YouTube it must be done I'm sorry it must be done it must be done

[04:51:22] it must be done I'm sorry I'm sorry I have to what's the Frank Ocean song that

[04:51:27] goes that's on me that's what I have to I have to we gotta pick these vibes up

[04:51:32] bro that's on me YouTube I'm sorry I'm a liar yep I'm a liar in a loser in a

[04:51:38] I just have to get Frank on I'm done doing pack openings with no music, bro

[04:52:08] you

[04:52:38] you

[04:53:08] you

[04:53:38] you

[04:54:08] you

[04:54:38] you

[04:55:08] you

[04:55:38] you

[04:56:08] you

[04:56:38] you

[04:57:08] you

[04:57:38] you

[04:58:08] you

[04:58:38] you

[04:59:08] you

[04:59:38] you

[05:00:08] you

[05:00:38] you

[05:01:08] you

[05:01:38] you

[05:02:08] you

[05:02:38] you

[05:03:08] you

[05:03:38] you

[05:04:08] you

[05:04:38] you

[05:05:08] you

[05:05:38] you

[05:06:08] you

[05:06:38] I don't know we're on a positive about today. I don't know if I fuck it. Show me the stats

[05:06:52] because it'll show us how close we are to greatness, right?

[05:06:54] She walks like I'm walking. Wait, do you see?

[05:06:57] Can't smile, she's like a genius. I have, I have really bad news. I bought 100. There's

[05:07:05] There's no cases here.

[05:07:06] It's 100 cases.

[05:07:09] Oh, we just did 100.

[05:07:09] Let's go to the bar, let's go to the bar.

[05:07:11] There, there's no drink.

[05:07:13] Let's go to the bar.

[05:07:14] There's, this is from yesterday.

[05:07:17] We just saying, you saying you just did 100?

[05:07:19] Is that what you're saying?

[05:07:21] We just did 100 dreams and nightmares.

[05:07:25] Back quickly.

[05:07:27] Yeah.

[05:07:29] Oh, wow.

[05:07:31] How many profit question mark?

[05:07:35] It wasn't bad to be honest, but you definitely didn't profit

[05:07:41] I just buy a hundred more about a hundred more

[05:07:45] If we can afford it, yeah

[05:07:49] Which you out

[05:07:54] The vibe is good it's Saturday nights like come on let me buy more please

[05:07:59] Please gay, but I need this

[05:08:01] Uh, how many more you think 100 please work please work

[05:08:12] Please this is it. Hi guys. This is it. Yeah, this is it. Let's see. We got a look at this step

[05:08:19] We got a hundred more we got a hundred more we got a hundred more we got a hundred more

[05:08:23] Chad we got a hundred more come on come on come on focus focus focus

[05:08:26] Yeah, focus focus focus. I thought our Steve Waldobs gonna spit it out. I'm not gonna lie

[05:08:31] We got at least another hour. Come on. So I gotta get off at 10 10. I got out of the 10 10

[05:08:37] I got one more hour of cases. Come on, bro. The vibes are good. The music is great. Let's go

[05:08:43] Let's go have mine

[05:08:47] My we might have to spend more money

[05:08:53] Well, cuz we're pending so we might have to spend

[05:08:56] What do you mean pending pending um

[05:09:00] That means it basically can't find cases that are at our desired price right now

[05:09:05] so

[05:09:07] We're gonna see what we could oh should be

[05:09:10] I thought I'm nine why did we get 39? Oh, I mean we only got to another price

[05:09:15] No, no something's wrong drink something's wrong right now. What do you mean? What do you mean?

[05:09:21] That means our inventory is full bro. Let me buy one more see

[05:09:26] your inventory is four now container container container do a container do a

[05:09:31] container yeah yeah yeah remember one

[05:09:38] huh and I and I called your mom and it's the fees and other sticks and I saw

[05:09:48] your mom and she thought that I existed and it's half my fault but I just

[05:09:55] I would like to pray to the victims of my drank alcohol till my friends come home for Christmas and I'll dream each night of some version of you that I might not have but I did not lose I off.

[05:10:12] Bro, hi guys. Like, I think tonight's the night now.

[05:10:16] Bro, I feel it. The vibes are up.

[05:10:18] No, I'm saying...

[05:10:19] Spencey, have you ever seen me better vibes than tonight?

[05:10:22] For a case opening, hell no, bro.

[05:10:24] have you ever seen better vibes than mine fuck no this is the best vibe i've ever had bro it's

[05:10:29] because music bro yeah you're back to this too but bro music just makes the cases like dopamine

[05:10:35] man i like it so much dopamine she looks like i'm a dog you just get a standing desk

[05:10:46] bro i literally well no it doesn't stand so my desk goes up and down bro so like look look

[05:10:51] But it's called a standing desk.

[05:10:53] Yeah, like one that goes up and down, like adjustable.

[05:10:57] I hear it, bro.

[05:10:57] It sounds like a fucking lift off, like rocking

[05:11:00] fucking shit lift off.

[05:11:01] Check, y'all get it.

[05:11:06] Yeah.

[05:11:07] It's probably the same thing I've ever bought.

[05:11:09] Ever.

[05:11:09] What?

[05:11:13] Yeah.

[05:11:13] With the check can here?

[05:11:16] Yes.

[05:11:16] Yeah, look, look, look.

[05:11:20] Yes, bro.

[05:11:20] It's like a wine.

[05:11:21] It's like a wine.

[05:11:22] It's an initiation siren.

[05:11:24] Takeoff, bro.

[05:11:25] That's what it sounds like.

[05:11:27] But this is feet, bro.

[05:11:28] Chad, look, I'm literally standing.

[05:11:29] Y'all want to see?

[05:11:29] Look.

[05:11:30] Beats life, beats life.

[05:11:32] Chad, look, I was running around and dancing.

[05:11:35] Chad, look at my feet.

[05:11:38] I'm literally standing.

[05:11:40] I've seen some people do like, what's the people doing?

[05:11:42] Watch parties?

[05:11:43] They've set up like a treadmill,

[05:11:44] and they're standing there.

[05:11:45] That's when they just walk on the treadmill the whole day.

[05:11:48] Have you seen that, Agnes?

[05:11:50] Yes, yes, it is like there's some there's some like big talk streamers, but like just

[05:11:57] Walk why they play the whole time. Yeah

[05:12:02] I'm wearing my green speed as well. This is like so matter

[05:12:11] JC 100 I'm gonna say something

[05:12:13] something quickly don't we mad at me but so saint secure a secura saint secura

[05:12:19] I guess it's the person you guys were looking at before I don't know they came

[05:12:22] in my chat they typed everyone started saying mommy whatever and then she said

[05:12:26] I was told the type here I'll take jitty on a VR chat date if he wants

[05:12:33] I don't know.

[05:12:35] Oh, no.

[05:12:35] Tell them that's my schedule.

[05:12:37] Highlights, what happened?

[05:12:38] Can't see where we're out of money.

[05:12:41] We're out of money.

[05:12:42] We didn't have enough for keys.

[05:12:44] We can't even buy keys.

[05:12:45] You said to do 100.

[05:12:46] I was going to take it slow.

[05:12:47] Oh, no. You just you fucked us.

[05:12:50] Oh, shit.

[05:12:55] But what does that mean?

[05:12:56] How many cases can you do?

[05:12:57] We don't have keys.

[05:12:59] We can't even know what it is.

[05:13:00] We can we can just look at it.

[05:13:01] We can look at the cases.

[05:13:03] We can look and look at them.

[05:13:04] What about a trade up?

[05:13:07] Yeah, you could trade up to gold for sure,

[05:13:09] but with what you have.

[05:13:10] Probably for sure, trade them out, guys, for sure.

[05:13:13] I have so much stuff.

[05:13:16] What's a VR chat be?

[05:13:17] How does that work?

[05:13:19] Wait, would she like turn me into like a?

[05:13:21] Yeah, I think so.

[05:13:22] I think you'd be a man.

[05:13:23] I would not be cinema.

[05:13:24] Yeah.

[05:13:26] Wait, like she wasn't going to do a date where

[05:13:28] I'm going to be a VR.

[05:13:31] As she said word for word, I was told to type here,

[05:13:34] I'll take Diddy on a VR chat date if he wants.

[05:13:38] She called you Diddy.

[05:13:40] Why did she call me Diddy?

[05:13:41] I don't know.

[05:13:45] Okay, Jinx, I think you trade up a pink.

[05:13:49] Definitely have a pink trade up.

[05:13:52] But then, oh, but that's bad.

[05:13:55] Okay.

[05:13:57] What about Steve's gift cards, bro?

[05:14:00] You want me to send you over some?

[05:14:01] Yes.

[05:14:02] Let me see, but I don't know it.

[05:14:05] I don't think that would work though.

[05:14:07] Did it work last time?

[05:14:08] Did it let it go through?

[05:14:09] No, no, it didn't.

[05:14:10] It didn't, remember?

[05:14:11] It didn't even let it go through.

[05:14:13] Oh, I need keys.

[05:14:15] No, tonight was the night for a goal, too.

[05:14:19] Tonight was the night for a goal, bro.

[05:14:20] Hey, but it's not stopping you from hitting

[05:14:22] the big trade-up, I feel like.

[05:14:23] Yeah, you know what?

[05:14:24] Let's trade up, Jinx.

[05:14:25] Let's trade up.

[05:14:27] I'm gonna show you screen.

[05:14:28] Um, we can trade it up and then we can buy keys because we're the timer the timer designer

[05:14:33] So let's see what we got to do. So currently we have put all the fucking reds in that bitch, bro

[05:14:39] All right, but the Glock is worth a lot. That's worth a lot. Like we got to do some trade-ups

[05:14:43] Yeah, bro. We got to put in shit. That's worth shit. How much is the Glock worth?

[05:14:47] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no talking about bro

[05:14:52] No, unless you don't care about losing the money and we really like a lot of money anyways

[05:14:55] No, no, no, no, like I thought the better stuff you put in the better shit you get

[05:14:58] I

[05:15:01] Mean kind of not really though

[05:15:03] I mean the higher the way or the higher the weird a better like you want to be like higher aware because you'll get a higher where trade up

[05:15:09] but

[05:15:11] Think I don't think you want to do that, bro unless you're like full tilted

[05:15:14] The Glock gives us a they're saying crazy

[05:15:18] The Glock's a good trade up. Oh for the new gloves because it's a new collection, but I think it's really low

[05:15:24] Well, you only have one of them supposed to be one of the kings of low odds guys

[05:15:28] Oh

[05:15:30] Guys, we're the king of defying all the odds

[05:15:33] All right, bro. If you want if you want to okay, bro. It's you sure

[05:15:39] Yeah, what do I think?

[05:15:41] How much is the most last time you played a game of college?

[05:15:45] Wait up take six. What was last time you played a game of chemistry? That's my question

[05:15:47] I don't know how much the bugs are okay four days. So it's fine if you lose it, bro

[05:15:52] Honestly, you realize bro if I get like a butterfly knife

[05:15:55] I'm gonna be on Counter-Strike like a three. You have to but if I'm not there one

[05:16:06] I mean we can do it we can do it jinx it's it's up to you bro. It's set us up to you

[05:16:11] All right, bro do it throw that block in there. We can we get the gloves for it?

[05:16:15] This gives us chances at the new gloves. Yes, there's a new collection chance. I think it's very low because we only have one of them

[05:16:25] All right

[05:16:27] Oh, we're gonna do a trade-off anyways. All right

[05:16:31] Are we gonna do one non stat track to trade up?

[05:16:36] How much is this traded up like how much money we put it on?

[05:16:40] Ah

[05:16:43] I don't know chat saying 50 50 chat. How is this dumb? How is this dumb?

[05:16:49] Bro, you all want to see the new gloves or not?

[05:16:51] Wait, yeah, I was you put in two of those the ones with terminals you might be able to pull another terminal

[05:16:55] You're I was just thinking that I was just thinking that think low chance though, but

[05:17:02] $60 in our steam wall

[05:17:05] We could rex terminals to them and just hold the money for three days if we get something to say

[05:17:10] Yeah, we could do this first do this right at first

[05:17:13] That's the trade-out. Okay

[05:17:15] But what is the way when it's for the third one the AK because then you have that that one's very that meant that one's that one's really good

[05:17:22] No, is it it's battle scarred. Yeah, it's really battle scarred though. It's like really battle scarred. Oh like the one that's like so bad

[05:17:28] Yeah, you remember that it's like it's like like 0.99 almost how much is it?

[05:17:35] 400

[05:17:37] Um, what the red trade-ups?

[05:17:41] How much is the trade-up we're about to do?

[05:17:43] How much is this trade-up valued at?

[05:17:45] The red trade-up.

[05:17:46] A lot.

[05:17:47] Like a lot.

[05:17:48] Oh!

[05:17:49] That's good!

[05:17:50] That's really good!

[05:17:51] That is good, yeah.

[05:17:52] Oh my fucking god!

[05:17:53] Let's go!

[05:17:54] That's a butterfly.

[05:17:55] That's a butterfly.

[05:17:56] Okay.

[05:17:57] You can do the math on that.

[05:17:59] I think this is the most expensive that red is the most expensive, right?

[05:18:01] Fully tuned.

[05:18:02] I

[05:18:05] Want to add it up. Yeah, let me go to the website. Let me see what's going on here

[05:18:12] So we're not going in blind, you know, I think that like block is a lot

[05:18:19] Yeah, could we do one more trade-up so we don't have to put in the block

[05:18:24] Yeah, of course

[05:18:26] If you do hit a guy like if you hit that one five chance of hitting that specific trade-up for the Glock

[05:18:36] You'd get like a you could get a crazy thing. It's working. We make it out the hood jinx

[05:18:44] Dude that are streams of nightmares right after this there's no turning back

[05:18:50] Well, I need to know how much wear these have

[05:18:53] So one's fuel tested.

[05:18:55] So one's fuel tested.

[05:18:57] Stay in one.

[05:18:59] And I show you.

[05:19:01] So one's fuel tested.

[05:19:03] Hey, hey, give me a favor.

[05:19:05] Another's fuel tested.

[05:19:07] Yeah, I'm doing it.

[05:19:09] Perfect.

[05:19:11] Bro, we can actually do something not pointless.

[05:19:13] Fact new one.

[05:19:15] Geez.

[05:19:17] Oh my god.

[05:19:19] I love it.

[05:19:21] but it's more expensive, you're losing more.

[05:19:23] Yeah, but if it's more expensive,

[05:19:25] we're gonna get better shit.

[05:19:28] Yeah.

[05:19:30] Why are people laughing?

[05:19:32] No, like, if it's more expensive,

[05:19:34] we have a higher chance of getting crazy shit.

[05:19:36] No, you're right.

[05:19:37] I'm right or am I right?

[05:19:38] You're right, you're right, but yes.

[05:19:39] That's it, that's all I'm gonna say, you're right, bro.

[05:19:41] You're right.

[05:19:42] Look guys, I'm here to take the house down, all right?

[05:19:45] I'm not here to go jerk off

[05:19:47] with a Hyper Beast M4A1, bro.

[05:19:50] I'm not here to jerk off with a clock, bro.

[05:19:52] This skin alone, just so you know,

[05:19:55] we have what skin was,

[05:20:00] is this one that's factory new,

[05:20:02] this is worth $157,

[05:20:05] and we have this one,

[05:20:07] and this is worth $157, 151 actually.

[05:20:11] So those two combined, we're pushing it right now.

[05:20:16] We're at 500 and I haven't even added in the clock.

[05:20:20] So this would be on paper the glass $300

[05:20:24] I mean let's find out

[05:20:31] What is the bulletin bulletin

[05:20:38] But actually doesn't say the price for this you turn on steam market a hundred out of trade it up now

[05:20:43] I'm going to check on steam. This would be the most expensive trader we've ever get. Steam

[05:20:49] market 305 for field test or for minimal wear. So 800 I guess yeah. 805 dollar trader? Yes.

[05:21:00] That's

[05:21:03] Yeah

[05:21:10] Yes, I'm gonna give you the trade link so you could look at the knife strings just in a second

[05:21:15] Show me whatever you want. Show me whatever you want. I just I got a feeling

[05:21:20] Hi guys, so whatever you want, bro, but I got a feeling

[05:21:30] Let me let me just let me just show you what we're working with wait wait tell me the good point

[05:21:38] If you wanted to buy keys, can't you sell a lot of your life?

[05:21:50] Okay, so let me see

[05:21:52] So the gloves the new gloves the new clubs are all the way down here because we only have one

[05:22:00] It's not that bad.

[05:22:04] It's not that bad.

[05:22:07] It's Shisa.

[05:22:08] It says the price is $407.

[05:22:11] Not bad.

[05:22:12] So none of these have designated prices yet?

[05:22:14] None of them.

[05:22:15] So just knowing in this clock gives us a whole new world.

[05:22:18] It's a whole new world.

[05:22:21] A possibility.

[05:22:23] Also, I might be crazy, but it starts with a cut, ends with a rambit.

[05:22:59] are these like the sexiest?

[05:23:01] I will.

[05:23:01] You already have a price.

[05:23:02] You already have a price.

[05:23:03] Yeah.

[05:23:04] So the problem is because these were limited out

[05:23:07] of the terminal, right?

[05:23:07] So Steam has a limit of like 2K, I think.

[05:23:09] So it can't go for more than 2K out of the terminal, I think.

[05:23:14] So it's going to be a lower price than most other OG gloves.

[05:23:17] There's like 10,000 dollar gloves,

[05:23:19] but these won't be that out of the terminal.

[05:23:21] They're cheaper.

[05:23:23] Interesting.

[05:23:25] I've never had a trade-out where we could get gloves

[05:23:28] I think I think this is your most expensive trade-up. I believe yeah, right?

[05:23:58] What in life?

[05:24:02] You don't play it.

[05:24:28] I

[05:24:35] Think this is gonna be the max win, bro

[05:24:36] You're gonna be up you gonna be up all time bro after this right now

[05:24:39] You're gonna hit so big. I can know what hit you bro. Yeah

[05:24:44] Hey, I'm gonna try this shit

[05:24:49] You're gonna be belly all of you. Oh, yeah, go

[05:24:58] Here's the four ends, ends, ends, ends

[05:25:01] But the, I've got what the, I've got what the

[05:25:03] I've got what the, I've got what the

[05:25:05] You wanna add?

[05:25:07] Miner's made sure he,

[05:25:08] Hasta, legendary see

[05:25:10] Nytisos livin' as ni ku ruhteris

[05:25:12] Suamala strattii maa maa luukal

[05:25:13] Läli vera kakslasi maitoja

[05:25:15] Ykslasi piimää

[05:25:16] Eisi kylvää ja ensen siitsi tää

[05:25:18] Nantu paliusta klansi avataa

[05:25:20] Pojat on tuot, storilla papataa

[05:25:24] Here's the four ends, ends, ends

[05:25:26] I wonder

[05:25:31] And everyone

[05:25:44] Eight hundred dollars, right?

[05:25:45] Yeah

[05:25:45] I just wish you all, you ready to have us or you ready, I'm ready

[05:25:47] I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready

[05:25:49] Carly ready

[05:25:51] Oh my god, oh my god, that sounded good

[05:25:53] It sounded good, did it not?

[05:25:55] It's really good.

[05:25:56] It's really good.

[05:25:57] I mean, carambit?

[05:25:59] I mean, what do we think?

[05:26:00] Carambit?

[05:26:01] Am I being that?

[05:26:02] OK.

[05:26:04] So this trade up is $800 fucking dollars,

[05:26:07] our most expensive trade up ever.

[05:26:09] We sacrifice the Glock, but we have chances at gloves now.

[05:26:13] Are we ready?

[05:26:15] I'm ready.

[05:26:16] Kind of from the bottom, ever so slightly.

[05:26:23] Come on, bro.

[05:26:23] Come on.

[05:26:25] Oh my God.

[05:26:26] Remember, don't want to see the tip.

[05:26:27] Don't want to see.

[05:26:28] In life, in life, it's not about how many times you lose.

[05:26:34] In life, it's not about how many times you fall.

[05:26:37] True.

[05:26:38] It's about how many times you get back up on your feet

[05:26:44] and you don't ever give up.

[05:26:46] It's not about how many times you lose.

[05:26:48] It's not about click acts.

[05:26:49] I don't know why.

[05:26:50] I'm about, it's not about how many times

[05:26:55] you get knocked down

[05:26:57] it's about how many times

[05:27:00] you get on your feet

[05:27:03] all shh

[05:27:04] get it bro

[05:27:06] what are we talking

[05:27:10] feel tested

[05:27:12] it's not very colorful i've never even heard of this

[05:27:16] thanks you that's

[05:27:18] just give me a price

[05:27:20] all right

[05:27:21] what do you think jinks?

[05:27:24] Yeah, we should do the higher or lower game again.

[05:27:26] I think that was quite fun.

[05:27:28] Higher or lower than $400.

[05:27:30] Whoa, whoa, whoa, I didn't pull it up yet.

[05:27:31] Just relax a little bit.

[05:27:32] Examine the knife, examine the knife.

[05:27:34] This is your new knife, bro.

[05:27:36] You're gonna be walking this.

[05:27:36] I want to start higher,

[05:27:37] because it was $800 for you.

[05:27:38] You might want to start higher than $400.

[05:27:40] $600 knife.

[05:27:43] Lower.

[05:27:45] $400 knife.

[05:27:47] Lower.

[05:27:49] $300 knife.

[05:27:50] Lower.

[05:27:51] $200.00. Lower $100.00. Lower. No way. It's lower than $100.00.

[05:28:04] Keep going. Keep playing. $80.00. Lower. $70.00. $79.40. That's the max loss. Wow. We actually

[05:28:21] max loss. Yeah, $800 into the wind. Wow. That's at least it's not lower than 70. I feel like

[05:28:29] that would have been heartbreaking. That is actually max loss. Somebody that's saying that's

[05:28:33] saying profit right now. Wow, bro. I mean, like, you know, I know it's stupid or whatever to do

[05:28:40] trade it up. I know, but it's like, at what point does this end? Is this ever going to end?

[05:28:45] Let's actually look at this $100 knife, trade it up $500 knife, but the trade up was $700

[05:28:51] $90 knife $50 knife for the trade-up of $700

[05:28:56] $80 knife on a $800 trade-up

[05:29:00] Holy fuck!

[05:29:02] Is it ever gonna end?

[05:29:04] I mean the butterfly knives for nice now like looking looking back

[05:29:07] I feel like the butterfly knives weren't even bad pulls out of the trade-up like only lost 200, but I feel like that's still a win

[05:29:12] Hi guys, is it possible we could buy keys right now or do we have to be terminals?

[05:29:15] I'm not cool how like that stuff.

[05:29:20] Like can we buy keys or what though?

[05:29:23] Is it ever gonna end guys?

[05:29:27] Like is it ever gonna end?

[05:29:29] Let me see, let me see.

[05:29:31] Is it ever gonna end Chad?

[05:29:32] Like this is kind of getting sad.

[05:29:34] I'm just depressed now bro.

[05:29:37] Yeah I mean I get it.

[05:29:39] I thought it was gonna be good too, yeah.

[05:29:42] Push you up?

[05:29:43] Yeah, not a lot but I thought it was gonna be good to play the game bro. I am playing the game

[05:29:54] How much our case is not in the game now

[05:30:02] I mean case we got 15 bucks we can

[05:30:08] Okay, let's run this bitch

[05:30:10] One terminal.

[05:30:15] Don't know why that's funny.

[05:30:18] It's not until I get nice or until I get loves.

[05:30:21] Yeah.

[05:30:22] Watch this.

[05:30:23] Chatty offie?

[05:30:24] No.

[05:30:25] Now they can.

[05:30:26] Alright.

[05:30:27] It's the last item of the day.

[05:30:29] Well, not yet.

[05:30:30] Unless we can buy keys in a second.

[05:30:33] Talk to me nice.

[05:30:36] You know what?

[05:30:37] Let's get some music on.

[05:30:38] Hey, let's get some music on.

[05:30:39] Not bad.

[05:30:44] Not bad.

[05:30:46] Wait for me! Wait for me!

[05:30:50] Wait for me!

[05:30:52] Wait for me!

[05:30:54] Wait for me!

[05:30:58] Don't stop until one day.

[05:31:02] Don't stop until one day.

[05:31:35] maybe maybe the timer yeah yeah I could be not seriously no no yeah I'm

[05:31:43] serious

[05:31:45] unexpected area first not I could believe it

[05:31:50] I

[05:31:57] I

[05:32:04] Look at it like this, right

[05:32:08] Yeah, how many dreams and nightmares to be open 100 100

[05:32:13] And the trade-up is $800. Yeah

[05:32:16] How much money is the 100 jeans and I'm just gonna have one second times 100 so

[05:32:32] like am I gonna have one like chat am I gonna have one profitable night on CS I

[05:32:36] haven't had one so the cases were 230 so just keep that in mind 230 and then how

[05:32:42] much is it per key like 150 what is it 250 250 nice 100 one profitable nice that's

[05:32:50] so I hope the stats I want to see the stats on like the case yeah yeah so

[05:32:56] basically the dreams of my marriage cases and keys cost of us I've had or

[05:33:04] hundred zero profitable nights on CS I mean that is insane not one night has

[05:33:09] has been profitable every night we've lost.

[05:33:15] It's not a quarter of a second.

[05:33:17] Put it in the stats.

[05:33:18] Let's just close it out in the stats.

[05:33:20] Yeah.

[05:33:21] Update the...

[05:33:22] I, Nicholas Stewart, have opened.

[05:33:25] 1,000, I believe 400 cases, 1,000, 500 cases.

[05:33:31] Hold on, they're loading.

[05:33:32] They're loading.

[05:33:35] Oh my God, bro.

[05:33:37] 1479 cases has been opened and we've gotten one gold.

[05:33:42] No, 1,000, 110.

[05:33:43] Oh, my God.

[05:33:48] Oh, now it's done.

[05:33:49] 1,500, oops.

[05:33:51] Oops.

[05:33:51] Sorry.

[05:33:56] I'm going to move the camera so Chad can see.

[05:33:58] Yeah.

[05:33:58] Jack, we have opened 1,546 cases, and we've gotten one gold, also, we've done seven trade-ups

[05:34:11] and lost money on all of them.

[05:34:13] But the chances for profit, we've never made profit in this game ever.

[05:34:17] The chances for profit on a trade-up is 20%.

[05:34:20] We haven't had a single profitable trade-up.

[05:34:22] On top of that, we've got three max losses on trade-ups.

[05:34:26] On top of that, we've opened 1,546 cases and gotten one go.

[05:34:30] I don't know if anyone's ever had worse luck than this.

[05:34:33] 1,127 since the last cold, which is statistically crazy,

[05:34:39] if that's insane.

[05:34:40] Well, Jinxie, can I give you good news?

[05:34:41] You want good news?

[05:34:42] Yeah, what's good news, bro?

[05:34:44] Good news is the blues are down.

[05:34:46] They're down another percent.

[05:34:47] So we'll be at 1.

[05:34:48] Yeah, be knocked by a good margin.

[05:34:50] Now it's 0.2 down.

[05:34:53] Yeah.

[05:34:53] That means we're not getting blues as much.

[05:34:55] So that's true.

[05:34:57] I mean, this is insane.

[05:34:58] Is this not like insane?

[05:35:00] You're too.

[05:35:01] Someone had the audacity to say you're due.

[05:35:03] Brother, I've been due for nine years.

[05:35:05] OK.

[05:35:07] 1,546 cases opened with one goal, and we've

[05:35:11] lost profit on every channel.

[05:35:14] We've never even made profit on a channel.

[05:35:15] We've done seven.

[05:35:17] Remember, we've done.

[05:35:18] No, look how many blues.

[05:35:19] You got 1,234 blues out of your 1,500 cases.

[05:35:25] you're being nods bro you're being nods

[05:35:32] hey Jinx bro listen come back tomorrow

[05:35:36] hey bro if you

[05:35:41] take it off again bro

[05:35:44] come back tomorrow

[05:35:51] Yeah, bro. Hey, you know you got to make the most how have I not had one stream where I've made profit?

[05:36:01] Is that not insane? Now it was going stream where I've made profit. If people wonder why I do

[05:36:07] non-validant all day, it's like, bro, I haven't had one profitable stream. Once yet, I've done

[05:36:15] nine streams. How has one of them been profit?

[05:36:21] All good drinks. You know what? Hey, bro, we have fun though.

[05:36:26] It's all about the vibes. Me, you, squishy bro. We sit here.

[05:36:31] We laugh. We joke. It's the journey, bro. The journey.

[05:36:36] It's the better one. When you hit the goal, bro, it's going to feel even better.

[05:36:39] It's a climb. You know that, you know that Miley Cyrus song, the climb?

[05:36:42] Yes. Yes, bro. It's that.

[05:36:44] Maybe you got to put that on and just listen to it just just listen to it bar

[05:37:14] you

[05:37:44] you

[05:38:14] you

[05:38:44] you

[05:39:14] you

[05:39:44] you

[05:40:14] you

[05:40:44] you