Jynxzi
[447/730] ⭐️ Sidemen Charity Match Draft -> Spoit vs 5 Streamers -> Valorant Day 6 -> Opening 200 CS CASES ⭐️
03-22-2026 · 8h 13m
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What do I do bro, how do I do I never even put it on I don't want it
Fuck this thing's terrorizing me
Holy shit
Hi, but I speak out a way to delete this fucking filter or just get it off
I don't know what the fuck this shit is bro. This shit is ass
Like straight up shit guys side of an charity match draft in 10 minutes guys lock the fuck in
Side of an charity match draft in 10 minutes. We're gonna see what team we get picked in
In what order.
Boldly pretend gifted a subsc-
She don't speed up your stream I'm literally early
Jizz on your chin. It's not jizz
it's a fucking pimple patch
It's not jizz
Yo hibis, can you hear me? I need you to get this off the fucking PC before this draft happens. I
Don't know how to do this bro. Whatever the fuck this shit is remind me later, and let us do anything I need this out
You've come on your channel. No, I don't. Bronx, think of it as a witchcraft subscription.
Donut, think of it as a witchcraft subscription. Hi, guys. Help! Help! Help!
Vote. You'll have mine. What's up?
Take off your headset. I need both of your ears open. Nope. Fully off. Fully off.
Because I've explained this 468 times. Listen to me. Can you listen?
It is Chrome. It is the whole browser.
It is no particular extension.
It happens to me also.
It just freezes for no reason.
So every time you click a tab, your Chrome freezes?
Yes.
Are you dead ass?
Yes.
It's not because of this.
No. I was watching ONA today.
It opened the clip and the whole thing just froze.
What? Get ass?
Well, we can remove it.
Yes, remove it. Just get it out of my face. I don't want it anyway.
Does that help your skin?
I don't need sex, Twitter!
What is the leaves?
Remove. Oh my god. Yes. Oh my god.
Oh!
Oh!
Lea-sic!
Let's see, James. Let's see.
Leak, leak, leak!
She look at words. No!
You were wrong!
Hi, guys!
Every time I open up watch every time I click a song you would go black
Fuck
Hi guys, I've been Jerry Max draft today. What pic do you think I'll be bro? What pic?
Okay, I mean can you maybe show a little bit of love bro?
Do you know what you're positioning at or is it just teams like when you know like the formation of position like that
Or is it just team like it's just teams. It's just teams, bro. I'm not gonna know my position yet, bro
Yo shut that shit up, I'm not gonna be a water boy, bro. I've been training my balls off. Have you seen my training?
I have not, you know, so how many days, how many days, like 20, 27, 27, right?
Bro, it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How about the score or goal?
Okay, yes I do, but are you going to go there like really early?
Like how many weeks are you going to start talking about this because it's coming up?
Yeah bro, I'm going to be there like a week before bro, like in England.
A week before?
Yeah bro, I'm not going to be jet lag.
How long do you think the jet lag is gonna last cuz you know, you don't travel you don't travel two three days maximum
Where you're psyching me out calm down a little bit. I mean
Calm down, bro. I'm trying to play good
I'm just looking out for your best interest bro
You know cuz you don't travel you don't travel outside of your outside of your you know your time zone
So it could take you a little bit. Let me put me out. You should ask Bernard. I'm not kidding
Let me call Bernard. Yeah, let's get it in.
Call Bernard.
Bernard in six minutes is the Sidemen charity match 2026 draft.
The Sidemen charity match 2026 will take place on Saturday April 18th.
Yo, Bernard, I know.
The match is scheduled.
Hey, dumbass, shut up!
Okay, time.
If you need more details.
Bro, do you have your guns?
I know!
I know, bitch!
Bernard, listen, bro.
The 2026 Sidemen charity match draft is in five minutes.
Do you think I'll be the first overall pick?
I'm going to be real with you, Nick.
Being first overall isn't just about skill.
It's also about how much hype you've built up.
You've got the audience, the persona, and that big personality.
If the Sidemen want entertainment, you've got a good shot.
Entertain?
No.
Bro, I'm here to score goals, Bernard.
I've been training, bro.
I've been training.
I've been training for two months, dude.
I'm here to score goals.
I know you've been putting in the work.
And honestly, whether you're picked first or later,
we're gonna have to try to pick later.
Whoa, whoa, what do you mean later?
I'm not gonna get picked later.
Roman gonna get picked first.
All right, I hear you loud and clear.
If you're aiming for that top pick,
you've got to walk on that pitch like you already own it.
Confidence is key.
So go in with your head high
and make them know your number one.
Okay, Bernard, now listen.
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Don't talk to me like I'm too loose
Ain't a battle past I get there
Ain't a battle worth waiting on the other side
It's a climb
Oh my god, I have the draft starting, let's go.
Yo, draft is starting.
YouTube, we hear 2026
Decidement charity match draft come on go live go live go live go live go live go live go live go live go live go live go live
Go live go live go live
Come on refresh refresh hit a mythical refresh
Hit a mythical refresh
Whoa, what the fuck it's three PM. What's happening, bro? It's really am bro. I
I can almost see it ever.
Don't worry.
Late, late.
Wait, what do you mean late?
What do you mean late?
Mine works?
If you are horny type of H in the chat if you have a ridiculously small beiner type of W in the chat
Last last bit my ears OMG chill dead last. I'm not gonna be dead last
wait
Jeff who is gonna be dead last bro?
It's not gonna be me
I can almost see it.
You, you, you, you.
No, I'm not gonna be dead last pick in the draft, y'all.
I'm not gonna be dead last pick in the draft, y'all.
Oh my god, 40 seconds.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I'm actually excited as shit, oh my god.
30 seconds.
Can we see a prayer?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
The Sidemen charity match!
Now as you know, the most important pick is the first pick.
Yes.
And to decide who gets that, we're gonna do two football challenges.
Save the off!
Yeah!
Oh my god!
We're gonna go for one lead, back to where it all began.
What?
Oh my god.
Oh my God.
So we are back where the football video's all begun!
Yeah!
Come on!
We've got three rounds to decide who gets first pick in the draft.
First stop, elimination penalty.
Last team standing win!
Yeah!
We just wanted to know that if you do want to join, you can buckle.
Yeah, if you was in the draft, right, we wouldn't even pick you, bro.
What are you doing? What's happening?
He flayed it. He flayed it.
By the way, you are our latest penalty scorer to your first pick.
First pick of the draft. It's huge, because we could literally end up with an absolute stinger.
We could end up with, like, a stable renown.
Still better than just that.
Is it that ultimate time?
Yeah. Tell him to say something to the camera.
Say something, bro.
Yeah
Welcome to peace
Oh yeah.
Open the bar by the way.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, he struck through it.
It's similar.
It's similar.
It's similar.
It's pretty good.
Yeah.
Do you want to go?
Yeah, I think it's a good chance for me to get back to you.
Oh, they got it.
Come on, bit me.
All right, in the Epstein 12s.
Go on.
What?
In the Red Dead 12s.
The Red Dead 12s.
I'll get him in a penalty shootout before.
Oh!
It's redemption.
No, I don't want to get redemption.
Don't get redemption, please.
Come on, Z.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my god, big really cool all I can do is hit crossbars
But even then I don't be kind to it bro come on
Lock in I need to play
We can this guy steaks
I'm really confused as to what happened there today.
Let's go!
Come on!
Come on!
Show them what side man do!
Thank you, Offboard!
Yeah!
Holy shit!
I wasted it all before we started.
That is a fucking velocity on it!
My god!
It's just me and you, lad.
Road to Saga.
I don't have a great track record with penalties.
We're not Wembley anymore.
Oh my god!
We're not Wembley anymore.
We're not Wembley anymore.
We're not Wembley anymore.
We're not Wembley anymore.
We're not Wembley anymore.
We're not Wembley anymore.
We're not Wembley anymore.
We're not Wembley anymore.
Oh
All right, Toby one of them go pros just said your mom GoPro is gonna get
Toby's actually gross Toby is
Toby's brother
Oh, shit, for God's sake!
I'm not a 1v4.
Why would you still be 4?
Why would you still be 4?
What is the biggest enemy you've ever seen?
Yeah, I forgot.
Yeah.
If I've ever seen Simon do anything,
it's a one versus four, bro.
I've seen him do it.
Penalty?
No, I've seen him, bro.
I'm not even joking.
I'll pay you 50 pounds to get back in.
I thrive without my teammates.
Oh
I have it left foot
It's so cute, bro. Oh, yeah
So cute over you look this oh, they gotta go hey scared now, bro. How are we done new rule?
I don't want to hear about any streamer getting a gold ever all right curse all of it and tell you where I'm going yeah
Right, oh, I hear that
fast
God
Under the ball
Open the chest right here.
And mini-mogus.
Oh, god.
There we go.
Pre-Ora again.
Pre-Ora again.
Oh, this is bad.
No, no, no, no.
This ain't good.
Pre-Ora again.
All right.
What's the last?
Oh!
He was trying to hit it.
He hit it.
He was trying to hit it.
This is so big.
All right, give him out.
Give him out.
Give him out.
I know your amount of gold, but give him out.
Okay, Toby's also in the scene, bro.
I'm sending Simon home right now.
Oh, yes, yes.
Yes, Red Team.
Yeah.
One, dude.
Oh, I'm actually just going to kick the ball out.
Toby or a Toby or a.
We don't look like good, good losers.
I don't ever want to be a good loser, bro.
Who the fuck likes losing?
Ah, I'm not even here, da.
One nil, that is.
Crossbar challenge!
Oh, crossbar challenge!
Biggie's going to dominate this.
He's going to win this.
Highlight's game is on counter-track.
You can't just chatter.
I'm building, I'm building.
He's going to do the thing, bro.
L.K.M, bro, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
Oh my god, what?
Oh my god, what?
Oh, you guys are right.
That's so bad.
That's so bad, bro.
No, the thing about Ethan.
Chad is that better?
He loves the ball.
Chad is that better?
He loves the ball.
He loves the ball.
You know, Chrome is literally like,
ah, Chrome is gonna, ha, ha.
Chrome, you got your top set.
Oh, he's got it.
I'm about to go on fire blocks
or like browsers at this point.
Oh, my life.
To hit a bull like that after the save.
You gotta take care of the
thing. I'm gonna do the thing.
I'm gonna do the thing. Oh, no.
Great finish. You know what?
The K and KSI stands stands
crossbar spelling.
I can't.
Oh,
I did.
You knew when you turned around
that was a hit.
I would have pulled my dick out and started stroking it at a medium pace if he did that.
I'm not even getting a rabona cross
Smaller camera
I can already tell, I can just tell, one of those deads.
And then, that's two.
Shut up, I'm not making any smarts here.
BOOM!
Oh, that was...
Bomber my bumber hole.
Bro, y'all are such a hater.
Y'all are such a hater.
Y'all are such a hater.
He has to go, man.
No, y'all are a hater, bro.
Let's just get this party started.
Y'all are such a hater, bro.
Let's just get this party started.
I'm starting.
I just have to nobody hit crossbar yet?
What?
Oh, I'm telling this, this crossbar.
This crossbar is like a little chippalata.
I don't have to be a dick.
Like a chippalata is a sausage.
Your mouth is moving at looks like a rat.
Oh!
All right!
All right!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Aura.
Why'd you celebrate?
I just wanted a Chrissy action.
Aura, aura.
No, no, no.
He's celebrating.
He's celebrating.
No, you're moving like a rat, though.
You're moving like a rat.
No, don't take it in.
It's your gun.
You just went in, no?
No, I went in.
But it's your gun, but you're not on it.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
I'm the plan, though.
Reconvigilating.
Reconvigilating.
Reconvigilating.
We're going to jump to you based on this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, no.
Hey, hey, most consistently.
You do well.
Let's see how you can do it with rollers.
Go on.
Forward roll right fucking now.
Good job.
I did the sundown!
Yes!
Oh, the sundown!
He's rolled out the sundown for 3 seconds!
I, by the way, will lose him 1-0.
Out of the hands! Out of the hands, Vic!
No volley!
Come on, Vic.
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
What we're doing here yeah, we're giving them the hope yeah because on the day he's actually the golden proper chat
Yeah, totally planning
It's me, I think.
God, can I, can I?
You can just smash it.
Simon, it's so tough.
Line me up, line me up.
Oh, shit.
Oh!
That would have been sensation.
Oh, no!
You heard him having breathing as you hit it.
Oh, shit.
This is it.
Two-two.
Two-two.
Ready for the first cross forever.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, for Ethan's go.
I'll tell you what are you even doing?
The energy.
Yeah, energy.
If you're getting on this, we're putting the energy
into this ball.
Yeah, no.
He can do it like he wants.
I'm not going to do it.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, shit!
Oh, Bez.
Actually, just win this for us.
Yeah, don't worry.
Yeah
Yeah
We did it!
AHHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
WHAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!
I don't believe you!
We're gonna have a deciding round!
It's the shift!
JUS!
Oh my God!
Next up we are shooting from three different places the first team to score from each point win
First up it's the impossible angle
from Essex. I don't know how that makes sense. Yeah. I don't know how to feel about that.
What is Essex? Essex? Laces, laces. Strike through it. Just as hard as you can bro. Oh I tell
you what mate. It's Essex. Kind of topo. He's been training. It's a city. I don't think
of this no not
What is on your chin? Why is this such a big deal? It's a fucking pimple patch. It's not a huge deal
People do this shit all the time
and the toll.
If the light is going over and then it dips.
Yes.
I guess I prove your haters wrong.
Did he know he said you can't do this?
Oh, watch.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Watch it.
Oh yeah, oh, oh whippers.
Here when I get.
I was going to tell you.
Oh, watch.
I like that.
What if does he only have one arm thing?
A Montaube.
Why do you only have one sleeve?
I don't know.
How do you need one sleeve?
It's a cool look.
know he's trying to be like the
teacher Toby teacher tobes
Toby's going to make this.
Oh, we get it. You're cool.
Oh, I'm different.
I'm a street baller.
What do you mean by both of those?
No.
You lot put my team.
Come on, Toby. Lock in.
Lock in.
Oh my god
Hey, that's off target
Man versus one sleeve one sleeve the name new anime series coming live
watch me score yeah come on in oh yes he has done a good
no no Toby had his good shot yeah he's actually washed
Oh
Toby is
Toby so good touch and shoot that's the blocks on them. All right, let's end this quickly
You guys think it's better to
Tobi or Mini Mitchell?
What do you mean not you that was a
Rapture?
Still in, still in.
He's loved him.
Did you end it?
That was the ending thing.
Yeah, you've not seen when it went on the goal.
See a lot of people saying Mini Mitchell
but I'm not saying Tobi.
All right boys
I'll get out you're feeding up one bit. Oh my god. Yeah
You can see the vision at least yeah, yeah, yeah, I said who's better Toby or mini-mitter and then people are saying not you
I'm not an option
Fuck
We're losing really badly right now, but hurry up. Let's go. Here we go
Get out of there!
I'm not doing any driving here.
Every couple videos we've done yet, there's a voice clip of us going,
Oh no, he's in the box.
He happens every time.
And he's the exact same little juggler.
Did you just block us out?
We stopped going, you're in.
You can't be in.
Fucking hell!
I love that.
Oh!
No!
It's 3PM later.
Zerka got a boner?
What do you mean Zerka got a boner?
Ow!
Yeah, he's got his stuff, he's got his stuff, he's got his stuff.
Bro, Zerka does have a boner, but why?
This season, I don't want to see a hobble.
No hobbling.
Zerka does have a boner.
Oh no.
He does.
Oh my God Simon, this is it.
You're going to do it.
Oh, no, oh, my God.
Oh, boy.
Oh, no.
You're going to get a basic letter.
Oh, we get it.
You want to be different, mate.
You do whatever you want to do.
Oh, here he is.
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh, oh.
Hey, Harry, did you scream?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Really, really cool.
You're delayed now.
I'm gonna pause for one second, keep your eyes shut up!
Oh!
One second behind, who cares?
Bro, Chad, stop critiquing my camera, guys!
Oh yeah
What is on your chin for the 500th time, I don't know why this is some earth shattering thing
Oh guys, it's a pimple patch, bro. Like I don't like yeah, it's a pimple patch. I
Mean, am I gonna get harassed and taking this off?
Really doesn't help taking one attempt of waiting
Okay, yeah, you've run up to it. No
You're so slow to move
No, you might
This is a hard shot, don't much on that.
Wait, we are so old, we was on this pic-
Bro's 24 years ago pimple patch.
Yeah, what's cringe about that, bro?
What is cringe about a pimple patch? Seriously.
Holy OG.
Oh
That's in sight
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Yeah, GG man.
Wait for now, they get the first pitch!
Yeah, fast.
Fast and safe.
Yeah, yeah, you know what?
Greatest of all time.
Do you have an OF?
No!
Let's pay off these fuckers!
So, we have a few won.
Yes!
Oh my God, chat them up there, see me?
I think we need something in the midfield, you know, some stability in the core.
I think it's obvious.
Yeah.
Okay.
Big moment there. This is an honor, you know.
Yeah, this is the first pick.
Our first pick, the Simon FC.
Chris Evans. The Sidemen charity match.
Come on!
2026 is...
...Dedging.
What?
What?
Wait, wait.
You know what?
You did it!
No, it's locked. It's locked.
It's locked in.
No, no, no!
Why are you doing that?
Okay, boys, boys, right.
I just shot you around, man.
What?
Obviously, lock in.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll get the turd!
My goods!
Mate, he just sweated, he just made a generation of one.
He said, put him in field!
You went there, you put him in field!
We can take this.
We can take Chris.
Oh, we can't.
We finished, we finished.
No, it's fine, we're fine.
We did everything we did today for that.
You are bastard.
Okay, I know, just cherish you, bro.
You are actual bastards.
There's one issue that I'd like to raise.
Yeah, what?
They call Jinx the poster.
Jinx has never lost a charity match.
He always delivers.
Jinx has never lost a charity match.
Here's the question.
Yeah, all we get. We'll get a thing running in the field for us.
They see and they'll, you know, you'll not, you'll not say the next picture.
You're not stepping up. You're not going up again.
Okay. Honestly, Chris is old and washed.
Yeah. Yeah.
Every single time Chris plays, he's like, oh, my knees, my knees.
I like the youth.
That's, you know, that's it.
Yeah.
Okay. Okay.
All right.
That was a very bad pick, boys.
You, um, congratulations.
You played the test.
Wait till match day.
Yes, he's the first pick.
Wow.
All right. Well, after that very interesting
The big change.
Sidemen FC, we have deliberated and decided to pick the postman.
The ginger beast.
OK.
G!
I'm in the aura.
All right.
Oh, look at this.
All right.
All right.
Get up there quick.
Get up there quick.
You boys wouldn't troll again, would you?
We'll be doing it again.
It wouldn't be jokes.
It would be so funny.
I'll tell you, come on.
We could do it.
I have to write some rungs.
Chris MD.
There's a third kick.
Chris MD of the 2026 Sidemen charity match draft
Team Sidemen FC picks Chris MD
Christopher and yeah
It makes sense
We take him as well I like it and and we don't have a situation with you
Mm. We should get some content in there, you know.
Do we go... Do we go goalie?
Do we go fucking goalie?
Do we go goalie?
Do you want me to take it? Okay.
Goal three, bro.
Sketch?
For our next pick, we're choosing...
...nan of the match.
Wow. My worst nightmare.
Oh!
That's how she could shout.
Yeah, yeah. Print three. Print three.
Sorry. We can't be rent-free now. He's in my team.
Oh! We are choosing...
I don't know who you are, but I would keep them out because they're not going to take
the game.
We've already lost what we've been doing, we're the biggest trolls, look at them.
Surely I'm not going to keep them out, we will take them out, we've got to do it.
Can we do another goal?
I'm not seeing it now.
No, no, no.
They have a goalie out there.
There's no other goalie.
If there's only one.
Toe Gang go.
No, I got Fifth Pick.
No, I got Fifth Pick.
You have.
But you have no option.
Wait, we saw you today.
We need you on that pitch, bro.
We need you on that pitch.
I say we're employed trying to get him.
I don't want to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ron is our last, like, he's not pick.
Yeah.
The only way we get Ron is if we get stuck with him.
All right.
I've watched my own self.
Ugh.
I've watched my own self.
Surely I'll pick pick.
OK.
We need to just secure this one, I think.
as our next pick, the fifth pick, I believe,
will take our goalkeeper, XQC.
That's it!
That was...
Enough, here you go!
Surely I'll go six-pick.
Expected save, expected save.
Surely I'll go six-pick.
No, no, hey, surely I'll go six-pick.
I think they'll do one of those.
For sure I'll go six-pick, yeah?
Yeah, you can do it, though.
What's that? Surely I'll go six-pick.
If he's in goal, are you going in defense area?
We should get an all-score.
Yeah, what a two-time goal-score, no?
Yeah.
I'm good so the next YouTube all-stars pick me this man six not a member of staff
This man's a boss
What happened to the draft?
Hola, woke up a side like, yeah I'm finna win on God.
A million on the line like, I got some door I'm trying to spend.
Side-minute side-life, we about to go in on God.
Mark, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure they all got a seven-spec.
We're forgetting.
Jinx is good.
Jinx's high-back real, what's him pulling over last year.
He's good.
He's good.
I feel like my team is.
Seven-pec!
Seven-pec, come on!
Please, guys, I'm training!
I've been training guys, please!
I've been training guys!
Just a moment.
I'm not mad at that!
I'm not mad at that!
I like him.
Can he play football?
He was like a little mini-marssella.
Boys, boys, what about?
Was he really?
He scored.
That's what I said.
I'd get some goals. I don't I don't hate that. I don't hate that. I don't hate that. I get some goals in the first seventh pick right here
Sevens pick right here. There's still one in the shirt. Right here next step for Simon Asti
Sevens post player a previous goal scorer. It is Nico Omilano
Okay, I forgot to share now
Hey, hey, hey, maybe I'll be the 8-pick.
No, Jack, you need to be the 8-pick.
Come on.
Bro, we're cool.
What's happening?
We're cool with the 8-pick.
No, we can be the 8-pick.
We're gyms in the back.
Bro, that last bit, I'm going to end myself.
Just get pissed.
You know what to do?
Yeah, all right.
Tell them how ugly.
Yeah, yeah, I tell them as well.
Actually, we're ugly, I'm sorry.
I just turned around and I thought, no, this is dark.
OK.
8-pick, right here.
OK.
Interesting pics
The only one I'd say I'm impressed to the words
Which one the only one I could say I'm impressed with is
Chris and D. Not your brother. No, you're brother
Everyone else that you've picked stinks. Yeah, and what you're good at picking
And what we're.
No comment.
Maybe I'm right here.
Chad, we have the eight boys.
Let's be honest.
Our team is pretty ugly.
Oh, Jesus, it is.
We are creating us.
We need the females to be cheering us every time
we pass the ball.
Every time we score, we need to hear them squeeze.
And that is why we bought a good looking man.
Yeah.
A dancer.
Oh, what the fuck is that?
Who?
Is that wrong?
What happened?
Are you all right?
Are you just bark?
What happened?
What happened?
I'm actually in a little bit of dismay.
What has happened?
It's just a flashback.
It's over.
Well, OK, we've picked George Clark.
Oh.
Oh.
Look at him.
That's a good start.
Maybe I've been a natural.
Look at him. He made me bark, you know, I mean maybe I'll be the magic. I'm between I between we either do
Do you want to counter that with with this? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah
You don't like that ball, that's all right
I'm not their angle of like getting through this cheer for you. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I think we just keep mugging them
Yeah, I'm gonna take them
me why are people laughing me right why are people laughing that is the best way
to get rid of it okay what what's so funny what did I say well my pick I
like that strategy well second hand to cheer for us he's just
We need cheering. Alright, we pass it, everyone gets excited in the crowd.
He's intelligent.
Ah, IQ.
We're going for ArthurTV.
Woo!
Yeah!
Not as much of a cheer as you're clocking.
What's going on?
What's going on?
I don't know if we're going to get drafted, y'all. I think I'm just going to get
I'm just gonna be like last resort. We just get the other one. We go for the good one of the podcast
I think next we go we either go
him
Should we focus on locations where you play? Yeah, let's do that
Waterboy sort of staying along the good-looking lines
We're gonna add to the best mullet of the match right here. Oh, laser beam
We're gonna have the second best mullet of the match. Oh
Oh, I know yours of shit
No
We need to work on this place we need to work
land to deliver with him yeah yeah who's the best left who's the best player
there left oh yeah like actual I think I actually think it's yeah yeah yeah
yeah that second row has got infinitely better I would actually back it I
I agree with you guys. Put him up top. Put him up top.
Who? What?
Somali baller.
Are you putting up top?
Who's you putting up top?
He's a defender up top.
He's a defender?
Yeah.
No, he's a defender up top, but he's good.
Oh, he's easy. He's a small round player.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's a dickstar right back.
AJ.
No, you need to stop with this.
You're in big trouble.
Boys, we are getting to the dregs.
Wait, what?
Speaking of dregs, there's one man here that likes dregs.
Am I going to be the last to pick?
Yeah, you like it, but not as much as him.
Do you think Chas is good?
I've got inside a room for him.
He was at Spurs Academy when he was younger.
I mean enough man, he weighs 17 hundred pounds.
That's a good point.
But the technique still exists somewhere in the room.
Wait, wait, wait, so why did he get big then?
Well, what he does, right?
Because he goes to the shop and he buys things and eats them.
And he doesn't stop.
Yeah.
I haven't got a friend of mine.
What's his...
Oh.
Yeah, say a level, say a level, yeah.
Any time today, boys.
Football is a game of tactics.
Me.
Some good ball movement is necessary.
One, two is but...
One thing in particular that I love.
Triangles.
And with the 11th pick.
Oh, yes of the sidemen draft
AJ should build
Watch watch boys. What's this big one here massive one?
The next pick for the YouTube all-stars team he once played at the Spurs Academy then ate it
It's Chazza!
They don't like it.
Is he actually right?
He's exposed to cabinet.
Is he actually exposed to cabinet?
You guys can get your beta link.
Yeah, the bobbling.
Yeah, bobbling.
All right, OK.
Shall I do it, yeah?
Yeah, do it soon.
Do it soon.
OK, this one's me.
Watch this one.
Ah-ha!
All right.
We actually, we're all a bit older knackers.
OK. So we are in the need of...
...athletic ability. Yes.
Oh, man.
Someone take acrobatic ability.
Me and Gaya.
Me.
I have seen this man do a bicycle kick.
Oh, no.
So we're going to break it down.
I think he just did a bicycle break.
He's not too late for changing the line.
Yeah, he got one.
He's amazing.
No!
That's the one!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
You know what?
Smart.
Yeah.
We're choosing.
The R pick is for flips.
Yeah, we got the biggest flip.
It's true.
You're not clip farming, that's what you're doing.
Yeah, we're gonna die in history, don't worry.
Let's do it.
Mm.
I'm not eating.
Oh, shit.
I'm not.
All right.
We do this.
How?
Ladies and gentlemen.
Lazy guy.
He can't even move.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm actually getting pissed, bro.
How did Lazy get picked before me?
No, but when I mentioned this man, oh, all that senior
Ritaz are gonna be squawing everyone.
Me, wait, not that.
Didn't like that.
Hey, don't bring it back.
No, don't bring it back.
Don't bring it, don't bring it, don't bring it.
Yeah, but they're not Senoritos.
No. That's why.
Yes.
Can we change up it?
No.
This man has the whole of the Spanish market in his hands.
Ooh.
Hola, Ibai.
Yeah!
He said hello, Ibai.
Just a hello and bye.
Hello and bye.
Hello and bye.
By the way, don't know if you can play football.
No me either.
Vikkstar, what are you thinking?
Is there not a faceless player on the board?
Yes.
I think they're team is good.
Is he all right?
Yeah.
Is he good?
Yes.
Yeah.
I actually think this is the bodies now.
Oh my God.
The bookies just cool.
They said that sidemen are getting stuffed
It's not inside a train
Everyone has been having fun and completely overlooked him. We'll take the mystery player
Great shout, yeah, yeah.
The mystery got more than she had in most of our plays.
But the thing is, if he wasn't a mystery player, we would have...
If he wasn't a mystery, we would have taken him.
Alright, we know who we're going to.
Yeah, alright.
Alright, here we go. This is me.
20th pick.
Following our last pick,
we are claiming the Spanish fans.
We want the nation behind us.
That tiki-taka.
We're taking El Rubeus.
Yeah!
Ramon!
That's a lot of Ramon!
See me, Gustav!
I mean...
I'm dead and I'm gonna be alive, I'm actually gonna be the last pick!
What the fuck happened on this shit?!
You're friends with that radius, right?
What the fuck?!
No, Lacey got picked for me!
Fuckin' Lacey!
You're telling me, he's Spanish and he can't one-two a football?
Nah, he said to hold his foot.
My god, am I gonna get picked or what?!
No, Lacey called me.
Jimapel.
Lacey called me Jesus fucking Christ.
Yo, what's up man? How's it going?
Man, I wanted to let you know. You've been trading every day for a month. I'm jumping off a bridge in Tuckman Springs and I get drafted before you. You suck, buddy. You suck.
I don't know why I watched this.
Josh, you're sweet pick.
And there's just me thinking
If you push out your V-Drake friend
I've been praying to this guy fucking serious
In my tarp
In my tarp
In my tarp
If we can avoid him
It'll cost me a voodoo
Him and him
I'm gonna have some of that
This is actually the same
So you guys
Our team's looking pretty um... Brexit. Brexit.
Yeah!
This one's got to be me.
We're going to go for another language.
Ooh.
So, bonjour.
Bonjour.
Jean-Pierre Josh.
Jethyl today.
Uh, me pick.
Yeah.
I mean...
Yeah!
We, we, we!
We, we, we, we!
We, we, we, we!
I think he's good as well.
He's a big guy.
He's a big guy.
He's a big guy.
I think we take
Yes, now next big for you jewels does this a man that's gonna carry us through
We're the trenches!
Carrie! Welcome to the team, bro!
Let's go!
Carrie, we made it!
Are you picking up some markets or the...
We're trying to become...
We're trying to go down in folklore.
It's going to be Indian heritage.
When we get Carrie to score against you.
Spain and India are going to go,
Oh, do you know the Sidemen?
Yeah, I know JJ, I know Simon, I know Ethan.
That's it.
What do you mean you don't know no no no we don't know
What even is that?
Why is he there?
Why are you there?
Is there a mistake on the board?
What?
Is there a mistake on the board?
What?
Who's still in there?
I think you should just pick him.
No, genuinely.
There's no way I'm gonna be last picked.
They have like a vendetta against Ron.
There's no way I'm gonna be last picked.
That looks like your kind of-
No, no, no, do it, do it, do it.
You get the American audience.
He looks that way.
It's literally over an hour now.
Oh, Renaldo.
Yeah, he's floating on his head, body fat.
Very nice.
You've got fat Renaldo.
You see that?
Yeah.
You've got fat Renaldo.
That's the wrong one.
That's the wrong one.
You've got stable Renaldo.
That's the holy trinity.
Please be me.
Please.
I spoke about tactics already.
Oof.
And the importance of them.
OK.
Yes.
And I know that the team that will win this game
is the team that adapts.
Oh.
That's the right reason.
How many puns are we gonna make welcome adapter sad minutes?
I'm pretty sure adapt check the soccer ball for the first time a week ago
I'm bound to shove this fucking controller up my fucking ass, bro
Am I ever gonna get picked?
More than a phase
Yes, okay, yeah easy pick
We've got, I mean Danny, sure it's Danny, AB's all right.
No, let them have it.
Let's beat it, let's beat it.
Do you actually want it as quick?
Do I juice him or him?
How much does him?
Yeah.
And then you juice?
Yeah.
Can I get a bit of silence please?
No.
Now, we're going to continue with the international picks.
We saw you got a mean, and that was very mean.
We're going to squeeze your neck after we get squeezed in.
He doesn't speak English.
Good luck communicating.
There's no cohesion here.
I don't want to speak.
No green links.
Red camera.
Red links.
Our whole team speaks football.
Oh, are you sure? Not on today's evidence.
Oh, please, please, please, as long as I'm not last picked.
I jinx you, I'll do it with the toilet.
I think I'm, as long as I'm not last picked, I don't really care, please.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you pick him.
Yeah, yeah.
And then he can go for like this guy or...
Yeah, yeah.
I'll do that.
Are you guys going to pick or what?
Do you want us to pick?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big mistake.
Big mistake.
Leaving players like that and still on the table.
AB's going to be...
AB's burning right now.
Well, see you not.
Well, we're not picking him now.
We've got something...
under the radar a little bit and that's you a low key baller Ronaldo for our
next pick the side benches jinksy
jinksy's highlights right now yeah he did fall over fell over the ball yeah
So
No, let me get this shit straight
No one else has low lights besides me. I'm the only person in this whole fucking video
with low lights
Are we dead ass bro?
Are we dead ass?
I'm the always always me. It's always me
Is that not fucking insane or am I crazy?
I'm the only person with low rights.
What the fuck?
Yeah, actually, if I was AB, I'd be fucking raging.
Well, you know what we're gonna do?
Yeah.
Oh, my God, you're the judge.
Wake it up.
Oh, my God, are we actually gonna do that?
All right, here we go.
We need diversity, so we're taking banon.
Yes!
Yeah!
Who's going to be last?
After the last claims.
You probably should go for the guy that's very fast.
He's athletic.
Who's going to be last?
He's athletic.
He has a six pack.
The girls don't be like him that much.
But...
You know, we should have taken AB.
We should have.
These things.
What was the last time we played football?
It's just really cool. I'm on set. Yeah, no
Well fans faster than maybe what don't know in the last time that fan and tackle me once a be didn't
Maybe didn't even have the channel
No, he wasn't in it, but he didn't tackle me. Yeah
Also a be what fuck is super name?
Yeah
Yeah.
Hit Jai.
OK.
On this board, we have...
My god, it's going to be bro.
A very great mullet.
Athletic.
Athletic?
Yeah, athletic, fast, useful.
And needs to prove himself in the charity match.
We've got a laser beam!
Wait.
That's my guy.
We meant AB.
It was meant to be.
I say, I bet it's young.
What's the deal?
Don't talk down the beam like that.
He's shit!
Whoa!
He's shit!
He's shit!
He's like, I love you, mate.
He's not making himself.
He's not making himself.
It's alright.
Is there a ladies in the highlight room?
Ah.
Danny's also there, by the way.
Danny's there.
Danny's got mud on it, too.
We can have something.
Is Danny good at football?
You know what?
I'm tempted to make them choose.
Because if we choose AB, they'll take Danny, probably.
But if we take Danny, don't they, they'd be,
I don't think Danny's better.
But should we let them have the choice?
Yeah, all right.
And we'll go for a wild card.
Josh, you need to wrap this up, man.
We've got one bit left.
No, no, no.
We're looking at this board.
No, it's going to be, we're going to have one,
we just have to have one left.
Ah, three.
Yeah.
That's all we're fine.
Yeah, we'll take out any of these exact renown cards.
Because we won't be faking it.
No, it's going to be,
whoever's left that, maybe, and Danny.
That's it.
That's it.
Next up, for YouTube Allstars.
He's going to put his wiener in your mouth dog, it's Jason the Weed.
I hate it.
Let's see.
I hated that.
I'm reading it right.
I didn't like that at all.
The sentiment was right.
He's weaned the redox.
Oh my God.
It's going to be round the last week.
I genuinely think you choose Ronaldo.
Honestly, much of me in last pick.
In last picks.
They're not last pick.
They have to come to us.
Oh!
Hahahahaha!
So we have one more player here.
This is our final pick.
This is it, yeah.
Well, let's lock it in, lads.
Well, it's the next up from Mollie.
Wait, wait, Josh, bring up the formation.
What you want to know?
Let's mess up the...
What we got?
Captain's...
Uh, I've got Vick's start, Sweeper.
Yep.
Sweeper Keeper.
Yep, no, no, Sweeper.
No, no, Sweeper.
Just Sweeper.
I... I... I... I don't do this.
I mean, it's between us.
Is there a guy?
We need someone to go here.
Strike?
No, no, actually, that's our formation down.
Yeah, it's a something.
Who do you want on your side?
I think...
Right, hear me out.
I think Banny's a better footballer.
Yeah, but like, as far as like, work, right?
AB's gonna outboard.
Actually, doesn't he get out of breath?
He's running.
He's running is the worst motive ever.
Oh, they're not picking without them.
They might?
Oh, my God.
I swam another...
They're not gonna give us AB and Banny.
Best for me is be real. We can't have Ronaldo's this made a song about having sex with me
He also said if I can come to the chat about not he literally said words of God he will let me
Like it hasn't happened yet, but it's going to isn't it changing them after it's done after we destroyed them
will destroy him. No, no, what? No, man. It's Danny just defended. Yeah. I think he's not
bad. I think he's not great. Yeah, I think he's Ronaldo. You got to take Ronaldo. He's
literally called Ronaldo. Oh, so I'm not your Ronaldo. Why are you kicking so much? So
What's that? Are we sure about that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just in the cup of town.
Hey, hey, hey.
It's the last look.
Your obsession with picking is pissing me off.
We literally just get the other two.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we come down to the final three.
We get one of them.
It's not going to be run.
No, like, the other two.
You sure?
You're very sure.
I'm only sure I've never been.
It's a tough choice, you know.
Yeah, Daniel or AB?
I think I'll rectify Mr Vic Stiles' mistakes.
Oh.
He picked his best friend.
Get the other one, pose the person who we wanted.
Yeah.
Which was AB.
Oh, all right.
So, is that AB?
So, we are picking AB.
It leaves you two with, um...
Yeah!
APPLAUSE
Another mullet.
Yes, Ronaldo!
You get left by Ronaldo.
Yes!
Do you guys want to pick?
You should say.
You could just pick Danny.
Yes!
All right.
Yes.
Oh, we picked Danny.
Yeah, we did.
Let's go, Danny!
Woo!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, boy, she got you.
I think that concludes the draft.
Yeah, it was, um...
We won't...
Rob didn't even get dragged.
They didn't even say his name.
I gotta check on Rob.
Oh my God.
Fucking pig, bro, that is embarrassing, Dave.
You need to actually kill yourself.
I'M FUCKING STICKIN' ASS!
FUCKING CHRIST ON MY ENDING!
No.
That is sad.
You are...
You are the future bitch!
That's not gonna be my nickname.
That's not gonna be my nickname.
Mr. Sparrow himself!
I am not a fucking Sparrow player.
Let's go to the roof.
Oh, I'm not gonna...
Hey, shit!
So, we're here on the roof of-
Thank God I didn't get picked last chat.
Hello, Miles.
Thank God.
First attempt!
Let's go!
Go on, son!
Imagine!
Imagine the same!
Imagine the kind of female...
What am I missing wrong?
Go on!
Alright.
So short.
That's so short.
Where is she?
She hasn't...
Wow!
No, no, no!
She bounced up here!
Oh, my God!
We've got isn't here!
Oh, my God!
The wind!
Oh, no.
Take me back.
Hit it very soft.
Yeah?
Yeah, oh, God.
Are you doing that?
I
By the way, he won't hit it today
Yeah, what is this for is never gonna know
What is this for what is this for why don't you skip
Home dressing room kissers a pink I don't I don't like kicking on that
He's not gonna hit it.
No, he's too nervous.
Be careful, bro.
It's the edges.
The edge is right there, bro.
Oh my god!
Oh, shit.
I like the power.
I hate it.
Middle of the pitch.
No, I know.
He's hit the center circle.
Oh, that's the distance.
You've got to give it a little bit.
If I did put money in the middle of the pitch.
How did I get that?
I think I'd put my money on so.
Yeah, go on, toads.
Attack, attack, attack!
Yeah!
Oh my god.
Yeah!
He's done it.
He's done it.
It went too far.
Oh, I see it bounce behind the goal.
It bounce behind the goal, all right.
Oh.
You've got to watch the land.
Watch the land, and you're looking.
Oh, son.
Oh, my son.
Little chip.
Go, son.
In for the V. For the V.
Oh, yeah, fuck down.
That's way too short.
Way short, yeah.
Way too short.
Oh.
Right, in the box.
You're in the box.
Yeah.
You're in the box.
You're in the box.
Harry, put it on the floor.
I can't.
Why?
No, it's even more scary.
No, put it on the floor.
Else I've got boots on.
I'm going to do it!
Yeah!
Oh!
You are not doing it.
You are.
Pick it on the floor.
What's up with that?
That's the clothes, no?
Oh, it's corn of a leg.
Corn of a leg.
All right.
As much as I want the home dressing room.
I'm happy for whoever hit that one.
Anyone done this, it's insane.
Just softened the first one then.
I'm going to pass.
I best pass.
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
Not even close it
They kind of remind me of like dude perfect in England bro. This is something dude perfect with it
I don't think is yeah. Yeah, you know what I'm saying is the place
You're doing is
Oh god to be clear up. You're not allowed to bounce it onto the crossbar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you see my mate side
Yeah, oh
It's off
the depth perception is beyond the depth of the speed of the game.
Oh my god.
It's finished.
It's finished.
Oh my god.
Did that hit?
That was a roof in the net.
The hole.
You've been wasting time kicking out my hands.
Out your hands.
And you've just done that.
Oh, that must have been so up made.
That roof, yeah.
He rolled over the roof and then.
Oh!
So it's the end of the video, I hear that.
I'll be happy.
I think Harry's going to thank you, mate.
Oh, yeah!
Simon!
Simon!
Simon!
Simon!
Oh!
That's just how it felt with that shot.
Hey, what's your med team?
Hey, you're going to get a two-nit med team!
No!
No, don't do it!
Take yourself!
No!
Oh, no.
Oh my God, he's done it.
That's too short.
Too short left, isn't it?
Short, right, and left.
I'll tell you what, he's going in the goal.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my fucking god.
Bro, what happened to that?
All right, come on.
That way.
That way.
Yeah, that way.
I like that way.
Oh my god, no way.
I like that way.
Oh my god, it's 2-4 left.
I like that a lot.
Oh no.
Not a necessary.
You know what's so funny is, when Ethan puts a ball down,
he still does this.
He puts a ball down and goes.
I don't know what I'm doing here, lads.
CUSPAAAAAAA
Oh my god. Oh my god.
That's it. That's it.
He's done it.
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
You jumped on there way too much, man.
There's no wind. No wind.
There's no wind.
There's no wind.
There's no wind.
Oh, I don't know what that's going to be.
The wind just picked up.
It's good.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
He's out!
He's out!
I know one thing about my mate Si.
It's that he loves a moment.
It's just that moment.
Yeah.
See?
He actually might be.
See?
Si, I don't know.
He just might be behind it.
He just might.
Oh!
He's a ball player, man.
If I know one thing about my mate Scott.
What the fuck?
He loves the balls.
Yeah.
Crossbars.
All sorts of bars.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Crossbars!
Oh my God!
He's moved again!
I didn't think kicking a ball from a roof with Wembley
on to a crossbar would be hard.
Did you hear what's going on?
I'm looking at him.
I'm looking at him.
Oh, they're trying to crossbar.
That's one of the plans for us.
You've been killing birds since 92.
Oh, Simon.
Let's see.
Simon, it might be a bit short.
It might be a bit short.
He's on it.
You said it! You said it! You said it! You said it! You said it! You said it! You said it as well!
Why would you say such a thing? You said it again! You did it! Oh, that's to go straight across the board.
Why did you say it? I have a lot of regrets in life! We don't take it in bouts. One rule.
We have all done incredibly well inside 35.
I must feel that we're doing it.
Go for an early bluff.
Oh, I keep fucking calling it.
I must say the Royal Stars are out performing us right now.
They are, they are.
We need to lock in.
Oh, yeah, he means business.
He's going to drop that to me.
Oh my God, that's actually really nice.
That's really nice.
Oh my god. It's really good actually.
Shaser.
Oh! Yeah, and bounce!
Where'd it go?
It's in the...
That is so very hard.
It's such an impossible course.
I'm trying!
Don't cry about it, mate.
It's a bit of a bullfrog.
You're not curling it, you're dinking it.
I'm dinking it?
Don't curl it.
You're trying to pin it to the other side of it.
I'm not pinning it.
Right there, mate.
He's time away from this.
Ah!
Oh, fuck me.
Hey, take it off.
Every time you're trying to do something.
You're not even going to fucking do it.
I'm just going to come to the other.
Oh.
What's going to have to come?
I'm just going to have to do a lot.
She's going in.
She's going in the goal.
Yeah!
Get in my mouth!
Oh!
She's celebrated it.
They've two-nilled us.
Two-nil, two-nil.
When I cannot see your face
I literally can't see it because he's got his head up
When I'm blinded by the hook
I can't see his head
Oh my god
That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, I love it
I told you I love it
Oh my god
Now it bounced, it bounced
Popped onto the bathroom bro, they're not scoring this
Oh my god, he's not done it
He's trying, he's moving
He's trying
I
Like no one was ready to react
the skimmer before it bounced or going on the way in because it must have been it
did come in a venom I think yeah it hit the back of the net yeah must it couldn't
have hit the bar after the bounce no no no no why don't we check at the end yeah
good we don't get it by one we'll check we'll look at the end right harry I know
what to do you need something this is the weirdest out hey we've got racing
gloves, they're in shorts with 16 layers on top. Here it comes. I know what to do.
I want to know if it's skin. Here we go. Oh my god, he's could point it on it.
It's behind the girl, mate. Yeah, I'm pretty sure of that. Do you want that one, mate?
Oh, I actually think I might go for a heavier one next to you.
Oh no!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Francis!
Francis in this morning!
So this might be bad.
I'm going to aim way further right.
Right!
Every shot!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
In for your goal, Sam.
I mean, no, that's beautiful.
Let's put on a pimple patch!
Took it off!
Did it!
Ah!
Put on a pimple patch!
Took it off!
Did it give a single thing?
Did it give a single thing?
Go on, hit on something, anything, battle back.
Rotor's edge.
Mate.
You mind if a white boy hits a crossbar?
He actually hits.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Benz, Benz!
Oh, Benz!
Oh, my God, my God.
Oh!
You're fucking silly.
Oh, look in the pitch, let up as well with the sun.
He's gonna do it.
Yeah?
Yeah?
He's gonna do it.
Hey, come on, Cur.
He's gonna do it.
Go on, Cur.
Go on, go on.
Oh my God, he's done it.
He's done it, he's done it.
Yeah, look, look.
He's done it, he's done it, he's done it.
Oh!
Oh!
Got him.
Oh!
Did you get a love of God?
No.
No.
Tell him off now!
He's done it, he's done it, he's done it!
It's not happening, man!
Jesus Christ!
Tell him off!
All right, should I have a go while you're doing that?
No, no, no.
I'll tell you what, I'll just do that.
You know, honestly, you don't need laces.
Just don't trip, please.
Thanks.
Oh!
Oh
You missed it what
I mean surely they hit it right surely here we go
The music started playing I thought it was gonna hit Ross bar
Oh, the trajectory slightly changes.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Wait, wait, wait.
I don't know.
Oh my God!
He changes!
He changes!
He changes!
He changes!
That's the biggest skimmer.
It changes!
That's like some shit right there.
Oh my god.
Woo!
Wait, so you let us down?
What?
You let us down.
Oh, what the?
Oh, what the?
Oh, that's made me so happy.
Oh, that's kind of sick.
Oh, I could say I'm feeling across from the Wembley room.
Oh, I need all three of us to do that.
Oh, yeah!
All right.
See you, Emily.
Fuck.
Cinema, cinema, cinema, cinema.
Bro, so chat, I was like,
do we have the actual number of what pic I was?
We could probably math it out.
I'm using this as motivation, it's all good.
I was, do we know?
20th!
I was the 20th pic.
Top 32 for sure, shut the fuck up.
It's all good, chat.
You know, chat, last year I played like shit, bro, so I'm not gonna get a good pick, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Last year I played like shit, bro, so I'm not gonna get a good pick, but it doesn't
matter, chat, because this year is my redemption, bro.
This year is my fucking redemption, all right?
Now, chat, we have a little bit of a challenge today for sport.
This is gonna be fucking cinema.
Now, chat, what we're gonna be doing
is can five streamers beat sport?
So here's the list, bro.
Here is the list of everybody we got.
So now chat, I'm gonna explain how the format works,
bro, all right?
All right, so we got Joe Barth.
We got, what up, what up?
We got the spoilt versus.
So chat, basically what we're finding out today
is can five streamers who barely play Siege,
who have any barely any experience on Siege,
be one of the best professional players of all time.
So we have Joe Bart, Ron, Deji, Sketch.
Wait, I think we need a fifth.
Maybe Muda, but Muda might be too good.
Maybe Mura?
Chats, should we get Mura?
Should Mura be the fifth?
What do you guys think?
What do you guys think?
Now, here's what happens.
Here's what happens.
Here's what happens.
If Chat, if Spoigt loses the 1v5,
I'm going to be joining his game for one more chance,
and we're going to be 2v5ing.
If Spoigt loses the 1v5, Chat.
And don't laugh.
Don't laugh, because I can fuck shit up, bro.
I can fuck shit up.
Now chat, who should the fifth be?
Keso, guys, Keso doesn't go live for like six hours.
Jason was down, but then he said, he can't, he can't.
Ginge, let me see, is Ginge on?
Bro, because I didn't tell Muda I was gonna get him.
I told Muda, I told Muda I'll get him,
like if we need him, because Muda's too good,
It is too good. It is too good. We have Joe. Oh, I did text clicks. Let me see what clicks that I did text clicks. Oh
No clicks that he has a four night tournament only pixel
Jeff who should the fifth streamer be for this bro? This is gonna be beef. We're doing it literally like in like five ten minutes
We're doing it. I just gotta find the fifth streamer
Mooda mooda might be too good chat flight is flight on oh
Oh my god. No I don't want to add no no don't spam him don't spam him don't spam him it would be so
peak but don't spam him he's not gonna he's not gonna want to play chat ony pixel would ony play
I don't know ony is new so that he fixed all that would ony play now he's doing a 1v60
proper now chat only doing proper only doing proper
Jason does that Jason can't play Jason doesn't have um Jason doesn't have a
console just said I have a console squishy squishy's good squishy's a good
person to get because I don't think squishy knows much about the game
Senna Senna said she can't play Senna was down for the chance get black maybe
Squishy? Oh no, Mooda on controller! Mooda on controller. Wait, that's not that bad.
Okay, Joe Bart, Ron, Deji, Sketch, Mooda, verse boy. I think Swayed wins this. If Mooda's
Roller, I think, exploit, wins this Lacey. Lacey's drunk on a beach.
Flight said nobody gave you a shout out. W flight, W flight. Tell
flight and said I love him. Um, bro, mood on roller. This is
It's good.
Hi guys, can you make like a discord group chat
with all six of these people?
But this is good, bro.
This is good.
Let me call, let me call, let me call.
Let me call, let me call.
Okay, Daji's ready, Daji's ready.
I think everybody's ready, bro.
I think everybody's ready.
I think everybody's ready.
I think everybody's ready.
Muda on roller.
Okay, I think that's fair.
I think Spoi wins this.
I'm not even kidding.
I think Spoi wins this.
All right, all right, all right.
Let's make a group chat and make a group chat
and make a group chat.
I'm gonna call everybody.
I'm gonna call everybody.
This is literally gonna take an hour match.
Not even.
If Spoi wins the first game, 40 minutes.
All right.
How do you make a group chat on Discord?
Shysa.
Okay, here we go.
Create message.
Luda, Ron, Sketch, Joe Par, Deji, Spoi.
Wait, how about I did it?
How about I did it?
How about I did it?
Wait, how about I did it?
Do you want me to do that?
Do you want me to do that?
That's everybody.
I think that's everybody.
No, we're missing Spoi as well.
We're missing split.
I gotta call them.
We don't have to start now, but we could. Everybody's ready.
Let me call split
Oh shit, let's head on my hop on now. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Is Ron ready?
Is Ron ready?
Should I add a mood I had a mood is wrong ready, but I think if Ron's ready everybody's ready
What is Ron doing?
Oh, he's learning.
Dude, I actually have a fucking chance, bro.
He's learning football?
If I ask for a penalty shot, where should I be shooting?
Where should I be shooting?
Striking the ball properly.
When you're shooting, first thing to do to himself, really quickly,
The goal is and to check the goalkeepers positioning then put
Your head down
Through the ball so you're supposed to always look at the ball. Yes or no. Are you just always supposed to look at it? Oh
Don't pick your head up
If you pick your head up as you shoot you're far more likely to hit higher up on the ball causing it to be a bouncy shot
That matters that much gg. Well, this guy's watching a how-to, bro. Now chat who wins this?
Mind you, Moodles on Rover who wins this? Bro, I'm gonna be honest bro? I think
SPOI wins this. I think SPOI wins this easily, bro.
Chat, I think SPOI wins this easily. I'm not even kidding, bro.
Mmm, I don't know, they might get rounds.
I don't know.
Spoit clean sweep?
I'm about to cheer myself.
Bro, I just think Joe is good.
Yeah, Joe is good.
Joe is good.
Ron is good.
He sketches like a high level, but he just runs around.
Degi is good.
Well, no, actually, Degi is not.
I know, Degi is not.
Degi is not good.
Degi is not good, bro.
Bro, I don't know, bro.
I'm about to shit myself.
I'm about to shit myself.
Bro, chat, I think this boy wins this, guys.
I'm not even kidding.
Run predictions, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Chad, vote.
Can one pro player beat five streamers
who literally know nothing about the game?
I think so.
Can one pro player beat five streamers
who literally know nothing about the game?
I think so, bro.
Dead ass.
Should we do Oregon?
Chad, what do you mean squishy, guys?
We're like, would you want me to kick somebody out?
How does that work, Chad?
Guys, I told Mooda yesterday.
I can't just kick somebody out, guys.
What do you want me to do?
Yes.
Guys, I'm not kicking somebody out, bro.
somebody doesn't show up but I already asked all these people chat I already
asked for money Fanny think I'm rich one
brah I think exploit wins this brah I'm not gonna hold you I think exploit wins
this brah I think exploit wins this I'm actually pretty confident he could lose
maybe we let Muda on mouse brah I think we let Muda on mouse I don't think Muda
should be on controller bro, Deji and sketch our ass. I think we let Mooda on
mouse bro. I'm not even gonna lie. I think we let Mooda on mouse, bro.
I'm gonna give y'all a lot of time to back.
I think we let Mooda on mouse. Bro, sketches, there's no way sketch kills
a singular time. There's no way that you kill spoil a singular time. Maybe somehow by the
grace of God, maybe that you could kill spoiled. Somehow by the grace of God, maybe sketch could
kill spoiled. Muda has a good chance of killing spoiled. Ron has a good chance. Joe has a good
chance. Jax they're gonna get thin. Jax they're gonna get thin. Squishy's watching RLCS please
stop saying him. Also guys we're full. Like I already I already asked these people bro.
I'm not just gonna like the last second kick somebody. But looking at these teams bro I
I think Muda is fair on mouse.
Bro, it's literally just spoilt, but it's spoilt, bro.
I think, I think spoilt could do this. That's...
Yo, is everybody ready or no?
Is Ron ready?
Oh my gosh, is that Rona? Oh my...
Okay, yeah, it looks like Tatchy and Ron are ready.
Yo! Yo!
You're not a joke! You're not a joke!
Yo, this is a joke!
Why?!
Why hey, I just realized the first and last pick of the drafter in here
Yeah, I know I know it's all good bro chip on my shoulder dude
Okay
What's up guys I can't hear shit what I don't think you should have been last
I'm waiting for spoits to join or else about to arrive
No, no, shut up! I can't hear you!
It looks like the team chemistry is good, bro. This is good.
Jesus!
Wait, what? Did you guys jump?
When are we starting this?
It should be like two minutes. I'm just waiting for Spoint to join.
Are we just immediately jumping into a 1v5?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, okay, okay.
Wait, am I allowed to warm up at all?
Hey, Muda! Muda!
I'm looking at your team here bro. They're gonna need you on mouse. Oh my god
Yo, boy, what is good?
What's good, right?
Yo, um
So split out arranged
Five streamers who are literally none of them are ranked in seeds besides
I think Muda is silver bro. Do you think you could beat five streamers boy?
I think we got it. I think I got it. It should be easy.
I mean, Voodoo sucks, bro. So, like, if he's the best one, then he's the last.
So, it's like, whatever.
Yo, I want you to understand.
Yo, I want you to understand that you're talking to the only human on Earth
that's touched rank one in two different continents, by the way.
Oh, shit.
But Voodoo, this isn't battle ring. This game, like, requires a lot of brain cells.
That's what I'm saying. That's battle ring, bro.
Voodoo, this is not battle ring.
That's what you're just saying. It's so cool.
bro all I'm saying is I don't care if it's siege call of duty war zone I don't
give a fuck listen you guys are talking to the chosen one so we're gonna lock in
anywhere we're gonna win the chosen one yeah yeah why are you why are you why
are you making no why are you making that face jimsy stop no wait wait um I'm
My own Ronaldo team
So sketch this two teams one of them has a pro and then one has five
Yeah
We say
for the last five years.
Oh my god, yeah, Dick Ratter, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I know you can smell us
from over here, but fuck it off, bro.
Yeah!
Holy shit.
Wait, what happened to the positivity?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
I think I opened up Twitter at least four times a month and every single time I open
up, it's fucking raw and saying he's losing weight for like $10,000 and stuff.
Hi guys, can you make a server of just these people and then invite so we can have
a call and then they can have a call so we can't hear them?
pussy you're fucking dog shit bro and I see you I'm actually gonna shove a fucking
chips up your ass bro I don't give a fucking more I'm gonna shove Nando's up
your fucking anus. Join that server, join that server, join that server, join that server.
Like I'm over this shit.
Rainbow 16.
Oh my god this is gonna be peak. Yeah after listening to the team comms bro,
with winning on everything I love sports chat no chemistry brown they have the
chemistry of a toddler see that's okay bro they're gonna lose yo Ron how do you
like your team bro listen I'm ready to play man you have about three people who
probably have like never picked up a controller before at least you have Joe
and Muda though or no dead she and sketch if they kill spoi chat I'm not
have been kidding one time 500 gifts themselves if Dempsey or um sketch kills
boy is this um your one bit three what is it was it looking like um so they're
gonna place boy one time if they win I'm gonna join sports team if they lose
then sport ball 10 minutes over this will be 30 to 50 minutes max wait so how
is this working so we're just one v5ing in you guys are one v5ing sport
Yes, okay
Jinx you once play in here, so we're all in the same page, right? Yeah, yeah, I don't want to talk shit
But I don't think he would just off sheer numbers be able to kill
Right brother me and Joe will carry Joe you play teach with me
Okay, I've played with you. I played turnies with you. I've killed you and yes, and I killed spoils
Let me explain.
Spoid is like probably 2.5 times better than me.
It would take two and a half of me to go spoid.
I'm not doubting spoid skill.
I've met spoid IRL, too.
I'm saying that we'd have to, like, bro, on defense,
we could just fucking all cue just back loser.
You actually think y'all were going to win?
Oh, yo, yo, let me go.
OK, that's enough.
I want to doubt it.
I'm fairly confident we win.
I'm not saying we just want money, I want money.
What are we gonna do?
So Ron, output 1000 subs, that's 0.1 maximum.
Put it on God.
1000 subs, that's 0.1 maximum.
What is this about?
Wait, wait, wait, let me get him out.
Let me get him out.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, hold on.
Let me get him out.
He's a pro siege wearer.
I like to console shit her.
I'm not a pro siege wearer.
It doesn't make a point at all!
It does make a point!
I actually like to watch how both four nameless go.
I will happily match 1,000 gifted with you if Ron does it too long
We'll have another call, we'll have another call.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Spoil.
Wait a minute.
How about straxploit?
How about straxploit?
How about straxploit?
Spoil.
Talk to me.
No.
If I put 10 bands on you, you got me, right?
Ten bands.
Spoil.
Ten.
I think it's three months.
Listen, listen.
Deji, I'm telling you, is horrible.
Sketch is terrible.
Muda and Ron and Joe are like PC copper level, PC bronze.
Okay, actually Ron is I can't say that Ron is like PC silver level
Mm-hmm
I played I played it wrong before the only way he beat me was using a knife
But oh, but I think I'm working they have a chance
I think if it's like club you could just like backstab the entire game
You know the meaning yeah
My only issue low-key would be if they just spam like 50 different traps and I can't deal with it somehow
Or if they play like fucking like fucking flash
But think about it, you get three bands periodically, you get bands, bands, bands, bands, bands.
Okay, maybe we just check, maybe we just do best of three.
The streamers pick a map, the spoids pick a map, and if it goes to map three, I'll pick a map.
Or no, I can't, because I'm biased because I'm betting on split.
What chat?
Well, let's do best of three, every game up to like five.
Is that good split, you think?
Yeah, I think five is fine.
Every game up to five chat you guys like that it would take like maximum hour
I do I think it's what I think it's free money if I bet on you chat picks for their map
Okay, this is gonna be set up a brah boy. I'm gonna put 10k on you. Okay. I'm much I'm much on my best
I'm much on my best. I ain't gonna sell you so brah. I got jinks. Yeah, baby
Okay, we're discussing the format yeah me yeah wait think
spoy picks a map the streamers pick a map and then the chat picks the last map
voice yeah yeah the streamers are gonna pick organ because they actually that's
the only map they know you know what I mean
spoil what map do you want well that you want well that you talk to me
let me think what's a good map to play on I would I don't think the border
is good well you want 35 second prep 35 seconds that enough time you think
Yeah, 35 should be I should 35 should be I okay talk to me what map you want to talk to
I'm up. I'm taking the matter. I'm taking the matter. I'm gonna have to be like a mythical pool where they don't know
Bigger the map, I think the more mistakes don't make kind of fitting. I don't know
I think Oregon is their best chance of beating you. I think you're gonna stop Oregon. Yeah, cuz everybody knows
Hmm, I mean it's between like
Fuck she lays a good job. What do you think about labs my chat saying labs?
labs
What are we thinking chef?
Dylan ah layer layer
They're not gonna know. Yeah, they're not gonna know what the fuck they're going on there
Yeah, that is true, that is true, there's a good one.
That might be overly sweaty though.
Dude, should we try Shele, maybe Shele might be a good one.
If you like Shele, if you're confident.
I think I'm confident in Shele, but it's either Shele or Coast, because Coastline might
be free ass.
You could get like roof kills, ruins kills on Coast.
I think Shele, you get a lot of window kills.
Yeah, fuck, let's do Shele, let's do Shele, let's do Shele.
Okay, okay, so you're ma- you're mappin' Shele, let me talk to them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
streamers are you I have no I have no I don't oil up when you do it guys don't
be that I thought you guys were discussing strategies bro okay we are
yeah we already have a plan okay so before now to change a little bit right
it's just gonna be a 1v5 every game goes up to five sports gonna pick a map you
guys are gonna pick a map if it goes to game three my chat is gonna pick a
map all right we're doing best of three games best of three but it goes up to five so it's not up to
seven each game should take 15 to 20 minutes do we have character that we're playing seven
separate playing seven games your of it's best of three so you're playing potentially three games
underneath me smells so rancid right now so um there will be banks there will be operator
Any other questions?
Yeah, do you wash your seat that you use on the agency,
or does it smell of gasoline?
Jesus Christ.
OK, streamers, what map do you guys want?
What map?
Bro, I like Oregon for my map, but I
don't know what map spoits bad at.
Like, what map is bad for?
I like Oregon, because I'm good at it.
Everyone's good at that one, right?
I feel like Oregon is the one that we as a team
would know the most.
Gc, I have another question.
Where would you put your camera on this?
How do you?
Bottom left, bottom left, bottom left, bottom left.
Wait, do you guys want to go up to seven in each game or five?
What do you guys want to do?
It's up to the chat.
I don't know what's normal in a prep.
Up to seven is like normal for customs.
I could do shorter prep phases.
It would take a little bit longer.
It's fine.
I'm fine with whatever.
Yeah, Joe, we are a little early, so let's go.
OK, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
Yeah, you're pulling me out of an itch horror game, Jake.
I'm sorry.
You know, now after this, I have to, because there's no save,
I have to go replay through it all.
But I need anything for you, man.
Streamers, you guys select Oregon, right?
Yes.
Yes.
All right.
Spoi has selected Chalet.
The third map is going to be up to the chat
if it goes to map three.
I'm going to host a lobby.
Kaibai's going to invite all of you guys.
Good luck, all right.
I'm going to suck these.
Where are you going?
I'm going to bounce from call to call.
I'll be muted.
Are you not playing with us?
No, bro.
No, I'm just kidding.
You're not going to win.
Yo, yeah, that's the thing.
You guys are not going to win.
OK, Jixie, Jixie, Jixie, Jixie, Jixie, Jixie, I'm serious.
Can we lock 100 gifted eat or mean you?
Yeah, 100 gifted.
Ron, do you want to back on your team here
or do you want to just go and raw?
Ron, they're trying to rob you.
They are trying to rob you.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, block out everyone's noise, focus on my voice, okay?
Run, me and you can realistically 2v1 this guy, imagine we have 5 people as a fucking team, run.
Put 100, put 100 gifted on, put 100 gifted on, it's free money, it's free money, uh, I'm serious.
I'll put 100 gifted, but if Deji or Sketch chose me once, the offer is off the table.
EU, you're spoiled.
Wait a minute, sir, is EU poor or an act?
Um, I mean, preferably EU would be nice, but if I can, I can get that one east.
Bro, cuz then they're all gonna be like a hundred paying
Yeah, it's fine. I'm gonna get like a hundred paying but so
Okay, let me ask them
Right, I think runs West Coast. I think Ronald be like two or West would get fucked
I think wrong. I think Ronald be Twitter paying and mood up. Yo, Ron and mood are you guys are West Coast, right?
Yeah
The first game on you servers or no
Oh fuck. No, it's from Sweden. It's from Sweden, bro. It's a 5v1.
Oh my god. Okay, how about this, how about this? We play Easton, we play Easton R-game, EU on his game, and then finale we would play.
Okay, so you're saying...
New Japanese, new Japanese.
Japanese, Japanese, Japanese, Japanese.
The fans are hers.
Yeah, that's fair.
No, it's horrible.
Everything about it, everything about it.
Well, okay
Sports that will be you your map will be NA. All right. I like that. All right
I'm just what first game's gonna be any first game to be NA. I'm gonna buy high-priced get about you guys, right?
What do you mean he has a point chat we're not playing on Japan servers
I know it's got that terrible
Shit, but one guy retweeted it. I'm invited. I'm invited to give a better
Cinema moon of my chat syndrome 60 Hertz. Yes, and Shisa you don't have to ask wrong for that one
What are you on 60 Hertz? Oh?
No, no, no, no. Hey, I'm not saying you are all right
I'm excited you guys do us you but it's like to play a pro high-fives. Can you invite me?
I'm playing against Void.
Yeah, Joe, what do you mean, bro?
Africa server.
I can tell it again, man.
Oh, you got it.
Joe, think about it like this, right?
I was playing with a pro at that time.
I'm playing with a pro that's going to make you play better.
I'm telling you, bro, but we got five people.
So there's, OK, all right, if you're that company.
We're going to slow him down.
You guys are really confident.
I like this.
Can we get Monday and Michael?
No, never, never.
I don't want Monday and Mike.
No offense, no offense, but that is horrible.
Hey, come on, dad.
Wait, what do we ban for split?
What do we ban for split?
Hurry, take.
Ban to Chaka, to Chaka.
Yeah, Mudo.
Yeah, Mudo.
Mudo, send your Ubisoft connect to this board.
You would ban like Daynos or something.
Oh, I got it.
Yes, we're close to Chalka.
Hey, Monday Mike just said, fuck you, Deji, in my chat.
Look at your avatar top right?
Oh, yeah.
And then whatever it does, just type it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, Hivemind is inviting you guys, by the way.
Uh, Sketch, can you send me Ubisoft Connect?
Um, how much did you see what it is again?
Yes, I did, Joe.
How do you check to see?
Sketch just go to your like sketch. Are you on controller? Are you on controller?
Yes, you don't control it. Can you do it in code?
Yeah, sketch. You see the home button on your controller. You see the two windows button next to the whole body click that
Okay, I got it. Um, it's uh, it's like
Yeah, don't say it out loud because then the challenge span you just text it in the group chat
I got I got sure you guys listen to Green Day
I just got onto them. I just heard no rock. Fuck off. I do listen to Green Day. Wait, was Green Day the last last song you listen the last thing you listen to you? Yeah, why?
Okay
You send me a game invite. Yes, I did a mood. I added you chat boys warming up
Lock in!
Chatspoit is warming up!
Okay guys, between me and you we all agree sports want to be fighting, right?
We all agree sports want to be fighting, right? We all agree. Are we all on the same page?
Chatspoits title? Why?
What about sports title?
Stream with 2 and 21 himself. I mean, it's just you know, you know
You go negative one time you go negative one time and people just never let you forget about it, huh?
You bite yeah
My game crush them. I'm coming. Why don't I think for a safe 40% to Ron?
I think
40% right!
I was like you're impossible!
I was like you're impossible!
I was like you're impossible!
Thank you Joe.
Joe's the only one with fucking common sense here, bro.
He would be morbidly obese.
Like he'd be like 400 pounds.
Well, you sure doesn't look healthy.
I don't crack.
Yeah, bro, 40% you would be on like life support, bro.
Dude, I can't, bro.
Ron, what is your bottom half of that?
What do you think it is?
I
Guessing 19% can I be respectful?
These break 2025 bro, I got a body scan. I got a body scan three months ago
29%
said that you have any bigger body other than your dick at all.
It won't let me see.
I have one bigger on my eyebrow that when I get stressed it pops.
Sports with what is it in the call?
Oh, shit, I'm stupid.
How the fuck do we wait?
It's just one out of six.
So there we go.
Oh, my God.
There we go.
There we go.
OK, now I'm streaming.
Do you guys understand the rules?
You understand?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, okay.
Playing a seven.
So, it's bet.
Yes.
Okay.
So, it's best of three.
Best of three against Boyk.
Alright.
Best of three against Boyk.
This game is on NA servers because it's your map.
Next game is on EU servers.
And then your round is after this.
Alright.
What's NA?
Is it North Africa?
What is that?
North Africa.
North Africa.
Yes, North Africa.
North Africa.
North Africa.
North Africa.
one. This boy, how confident are you, bro? I'm confident. Are they allowed to play shields
or not? Let me say no shields, no shields. Alright, guys, my name's not... No, no, no,
no shields. How, how do I buy, how do I buy the agents? Before we get on here, I want
to use my money to buy the agents. Oh, you have all the beat, bro. How do you
I played rainbow back in the day we had to buy them
This is the pay to play game not gonna lie
I'm confused it says every 22 pretzels is three grams of protein and there's 38
servings per container
Why are you eating pretzels for protein dude what are we fucking doing?
Yeah I don't know bro
All right streamers good luck. I'm starting the game. I'm starting the game. What's that? What's that? No?
All right, we have an
Absolute banger video today. We asked the question can one professional player
Beat five streamers who know little to nothing about siege
We have Joe Bart level 46 sketch level 100
Um, Muda, level 80, Valorant player, Deji, level 10, potentially the worst player on their team, and Stable Renauder, level 6-3.
Versus Spoyt! He won rookie of the year, his first year in Pro League! He's won a major! He's been a professional player for four years!
I got my money on Spoyt. Now, the rules are simple. It's best of three.
SPOIC is basically going to be starting off on NA servers.
The streamers picked this map.
Every game goes up to seven.
SPOIC picked map two, which is Chalet.
Because SPOIC's map two, it's going to be EU.
This is map one, it's going to be NA.
We have five streamers who know little to nothing about Siege versus a professional player.
Let's go lock in.
I
Yo
Spoil I just want to say bro. You got this man. Yes, sir. You got this pre-shed. You're a pre-shed. You're a total no shields
All right, that's good. That's good. I
All right, chat
Let's listen to the streamers in round one
Every time I shoot a weapon. I'm gonna take one bite of pretzel. So it is a wonderful path
Yeah, this guy was not locked at all.
Okay, so there's no way he beats us.
I'm sorry.
I fully agree.
That's what I said.
My time is through the fucking Bruce right now.
Yeah, there's no way he actually beats us.
Like, I actually don't think it's possible.
There's no way with one camera?
How is that possible?
Go ahead.
What's that?
The enemy forces-
How do I-
No, you get any-
See, I'm off this road because they have no idea what's about to happen to them.
Wait, how is Ron already tagged up?
Somebody shoot him. Alright Chad, let's watch the split.
Spoilt versus Sketch, Ron, Genshi, Joe Bart, and Muda.
Round one of the games. Let's come out on this run.
Spoilt outside. Main double door.
Shoot down the master door. Aces hit.
Oh my god. Who barricaded that? What a big-
Oh my God, it's statue.
Where? Where?
Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
What is that you doing?
Where? Where? Where?
Where? Where? Where? Where?
He's on the roof.
What is that? What is that you doing?
Okay, I already got 1v4 for spoiling.
He just jumped in.
Where? Where? Where?
I heard on thing.
Now he's shooting somewhere.
Guys, we have a lot of time. Chill.
there's two minutes okay I think what's what's gonna do is try to open as many
entry points as possible and then try to catch them off guard at the end of the
round while also working bit I'm still impelling and taking out dead to his
big dad he's gonna try some cheesy shit like shooting you through the fucking
wall he's walking all over the roof that's fine
He's gonna walk through the breach.
Oh my god, spoil it.
He just pulled up.
Chill, chill.
He's got 50 seconds.
Where is he, where is he?
1v3, he gets out.
Oh my god, he's playing so well.
He's in the window, window, window, window, window.
He can hold.
The fuse, the fuse, the fuse.
He's very, very...
are easy no he's walking walking oh no it's mood up mood up that are in
problem well not no that are in radion 50 seconds yeah we'll ask a fuck all
of you know you let him kill me bro no one give me calms
You said he said to f-
So, remember when you guys said you're confident?
It's one round!
You guys just don't give me comms, bruh.
I don't know, it doesn't make sense.
Muda, Muda, you're going for the fuse now.
You literally said, go for the fuse,
and then you didn't proceed to watch.
I didn't know he could go from left.
No, actually what comms would we have given?
It was like, go for the fuse,
we were holding the wall because he was obviously outside.
I died, I said, he's walking in.
Yeah, what else am I gonna say?
Spoit, I love this boy. I love you. I'm just playing. I just gotta play smart, bro
That's why you played that. Oh my god. Nice boy. Let's get it. Maybe wait. We're in samples. Okay. I mean they're called they're in shambles, bro
I'm lost. I'm actually locked. No troll. I'm locked. Okay, Joe this
Yo, it's actually under me a favor. You gotta stop fucking just everything that happens. You can't just comment, please
I'm telling you where he's at.
You're making so much noise.
You were just running in circles in that room.
That was me.
Bro, they're going to do this.
You're the only person who can tell you they're going to do this.
Oh, bro.
I'm telling you, they're going to do this.
Bro, watch this.
I told you, I'm going to do this.
I didn't forgive this.
I guarantee you.
You can't hear from smiles and giggleships.
Like, what's going on here.
No, no, I'm looking in.
I'm looking in.
He died in the first 30 seconds of the fucking round, I don't know what to say about that.
No, no, no, I won't.
Well, the thing I'm not going to tell them, but Deji died in the first 30 seconds because
he barricaded a door three feet in front of Split's gun, which was maybe the worst possible
play he could have done in that scenario.
Split's on Thorne's shotgun.
Bro, I actually love this playoff, Split.
He's playing so sweaty.
Split's going to play Thorne's shotgun and he's going to force close range fights
while trying to get trapped in Thorne's embrace.
really more things like what get it again
for it has those minds that like that
you like oh god I gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta got a
bond knowledge
wait what are you doing?
we lost Deji's trolling he just took 60 HP off me
he dead us just yeah it's over yeah no no it's over
wait why did Deji's trolling come on
it's over it's over I lost 60 HP
Deji's trolling come on come over here come on come on
I
Have a job give me a second your job
All right, you go in you go in you go in you go in you go in you go in yeah
All right, let me let me get in now. Let me get it with you hold the angle hold the angle on going go
Johnny
That's easy
Going packs of two going packs of two because then he has to kill one of us
Fucking serious. I'm wait. No, no, no, no, okay
I'm gonna give us points in background so spoiled. We got a button
Okay, oh you is the only like I know I know I realize that's the only good player
That's the only good yes. Yes, if you can go if you can head on him your man
because that's the only good player yes yes that's the only good player all right you got this bro
do you just want to kill them all over i think there's that's gonna stand up for the world this time
child okay it's gotta be close though it's gotta be close they bounce sledge bro like they bounce
sledge bro no wait why do you think it's not thanks for the tier 1 appreciate you
child i want to just point this out i want to listen to stop process i want to listen to
spot process bro okay mood is gonna be a problem mood is gonna be a problem I
believe it's silver like a couple of years they most demos nothing about Ron
is okay well they be to their brother but I think one of them and I was like
oh fuck there's another guy here bro yeah the thing is Chad's boy thought
we're back with one guy behind the box he didn't know there was two until he
after he shot so he nearly died he was gonna rush the guy behind the
box on a drill but then he saw somebody was stoked at him so he
shot him and then he's like oh god there's another guy. So okay Joe's gonna go cap cam,
sketch's gonna go mazzy, Rufus on brook, Deji's on boarding. This is gonna be close. Now like
I said I think Orgen because it's the best of three. Unbiasedly I think Orgen is their
best chance of beating Spoigt because they actually know the map. Once it's on Shal-A,
Nice boy. Come on, boy, baby.
Come on, boy. Come on, boy. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
He's going to creep up. He's going to up ten on top of the big rappel and try to get
What a drone. What a drone. That's a pro drone. That's a pro drone. That drone was crazy. He
took from him. That drone was absolutely insane. Oh my god. I've never seen that. It's
like he's in the waste basket.
I like what's what's game plan is he's gonna open up a bunch of windows to try to make them
scared of squeeze them I love this wait a minute wait a minute back your mood I
think
no steps 20s wow another good flash by a lot of these guys they're playing so
passive and it's hard to exploit to get kills. I do believe that it's gonna be an
organ but I don't think it's gonna win any other map besides organ. I got time shot.
What a sketch to it. What a sketch to it. Like what is that? 1v3. Muda is still alive though.
It's like it can't be that this is for you
Oh my god it's winnable. It's dead. She and joe barks
That's what's dead you chat
What is it you do what is it that?
SPLIT YOU'RE SO HANDSOME!
Let's go baby, let's go baby.
We're almost flicked on you bro.
You have to.
Mooda is terrifying bro.
I think that's the only guy that got killed is Mooda man.
I don't know.
What is sketch doing?
Why did sketch sprint into you?
I don't know what sketch he's doing bro.
I don't know what that guy's doing bro.
Oh
He's holding up on this
Streamers I guarantee you the yelling at that you wait you bad woman
After the shit I just saw you you did on board and bro. I want you never on that cater again, please wow
Okay, I just know what to say bro. Well, I'm not one be one Benji. Well, please
No good stuff that you ran every direction every direction besides the one he was in that she
well played.
We're getting told right now come on.
No, no, no, no, no, same shit.
When do we let you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right guys, I'm going to be really honest with you guys.
No BS.
If your only chance of beating him is on this map guys, you have to actually put
What do we do? Is it first or fourth?
It's first to seven, best of three, okay?
Guys, your only chance of beating him is on this map, alright?
Play better, Bob. You guys need to play better.
No, trust me.
Here's your mic, Bob. We got this, bro.
Alright, bro.
1v5.
We're gonna listen to this boy again.
1v5 Sierra.
Just don't sco-
They're all-
They-
Bro?
They have no idea what sco-
post does.
There's not a single person who knows what sco-
post does.
I don't even think we need to host game 2 on the EWCAT, if you went on NA on their strongest map there's literally no point of coming here.
Realistically, the streamers should win this map, realistically, even though sports winning.
But the best of three, there's no way sports wins.
Bro, they don't know what's going on, there's no way.
Wait, did Scubble just one shot a barricade?
Sports is gonna run out, sports is gonna run out.
I want to listen to their columns.
The boys are going to run out.
The boys are going to run out.
No, it's bad timing.
Bad timing, bad timing.
No.
Come on.
Come on.
Damn.
This guy just got obliterated.
We're exploiting so tight.
1v4 now.
1v4 now.
He still needs to kill four more people
I
Hear this guy above my job
It's gonna wait job get away. I hear this guy above me, bro. I know who it is, but it's a ball bra
It's coming down the stairs without shot guess here I'm sneaking down the king is waiting
That's it Jesus that is that what took out their two weakest links now the three best players are still a lot
Wait, they're pinching him pretty well here
What is wrong told me I'm selling so fucking remember the fucking team I feel this man three times already
Wait, no, she has. Mooda, I'm gonna be honest, bro. You gotta be 2016 LeBron, dude.
No, I'm telling you, bro. I walked in right now.
Dude, oh my god.
Wait, who did he play last round?
He played Mooda's kill team three times?
Sweet mother of Neptune.
Chad, if we would have put Mooda on controller before her, that's kind of crazy to think about.
Okay, boy, I think you know what needs to be done, bro. You just gotta yes this I need to find mood I bro
Yes, this part of him, bro, and then it's just it's it's it's like work after that bro. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep
This is the I've had my warm-up rounds now chat I've had my warm-up rounds. We did we good. We good
Chad you guys want streamers Thompson sports?
streamers console sports he's not a controller I know I'm saying if we would
have put him on controller I think it would have been four to zero thank God
it's our mouse you guys want to submit streamers streamers are split or do
we keep alternating I'll keep alternating what it's 120 calories for
three grams of protein no but it's 22 pretzels 120 calories and three grams
The pretzels like like pretzel pods like what are you eating pretzel sticks? Yes?
That's not enough good
What are they?
this whole thing it would be
8,000 calories and no grab the armor grab the armor 60 grams of protein
Make sure we get his drums
they get their gun?
I don't know I heard one though.
Ron's talking about pencil still?
I'm putting a fucking can here because this is where it always gets at.
I feel like he's gonna go through window on the second floor.
No, Meji if you shoot me again, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna say something really bad.
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
I'm going on cans, I'm going on cans.
Did you shot Ron again?
I'm just gonna say I'm gonna camp.
I hear a grenade!
Dude, sports just tried it.
Outside, I repeat, right here.
Ron gonna call out sports exact location.
Sports playing so good right now.
Good for one mind.
Did that peek him?
Collision.
No, don't peek him.
We always have too many people dead.
sketch that's good good job sketch you like it do it again do it again
you know I got another one what's it nice sketch wait what the fuck are you
doing this it's on me
what's an attic in none of them no Joe the only worry is you might shoot
under I mean like it was pretty fucking obvious was there bro like this
That's ran into it.
You're a little snazzy.
You can't realize, you can't realize.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm sorry, but I love you.
Relax, relax, relax, relax, relax.
Calm, calm, calm, calm, calm.
Oh, I got a gun on the camera right here.
Streamers are playing this really well.
They're not giving split any pitch.
He can't work a single gun right now.
Is that broken? You didn't break that?
Yeah, that just broke it again.
Can I stop moving? I'm confused. I'm panicking.
Wait, that's Muda. That's Muda.
Bro, Exploit can kill Muda. It's over.
Oh, here.
Exploit can kill Muda. It's actually... It's Raps.
It's over. It's over.
He's half HP, half HP, half HP, half HP.
It won't move. Where are my ping ones? Where are my ping ones?
But they might not be...
There's 20 seconds left. He has to swing me. He's half HP raw.
I swear in my life. You will win this round.
He's here to the same plate as last time Ron
Letting letting letting
Run, run, run, run, he fake planted.
That's why that's my badly fake planted.
He didn't have to fake plant.
He was never planted.
He didn't have to plant.
Oh my God.
Yo, I just realized chat, I have to give 500 subs
cause I said if sketch or Deji gets a kill
at any point in time in gifting 500,
I just now realized I have to give 500 subs.
Oh my God.
Yo, the streamers might actually win game one.
I, okay, all right chat, I got y'all.
I said if Sketch or Deadji gets a kill at any point in time, 500 subs.
I gotcha.
Man of my word, Chat.
Man of my word.
Man of my word.
Something unpredictable.
Wait, did I get Chat?
Tighten me if you want to get it.
Tighten me if you want to get it.
Oh my God, Deadji actually clutched.
When I saw Deadji in the 1v1, I thought it was over.
I thought it was completely and totally cut, bro.
I thought it was wraps.
Chat 500 get this up to the chat right now.
All right, congrats to anybody who got gifted.
You got lucky.
Good shit.
Enjoyed a Jixi charm and no abs, baby.
All right.
Yeah, dude, I got a lot of-
Yeah, I'm proud of you, dad.
I'm proud of you.
Off-stat.
Hey, you're facing Jixi.
Well played, dad.
Well played.
He uses as many bombs as they can.
Well played.
Yeah, well played, bro.
Well played, bro.
Yo, Muta, I'm gonna be honest.
He didn't fake plant, bro.
That was a bad call out.
He never did.
Yeah, I know that.
That was bad calm that was bad calm
There's your ball appreciate you
You got a barbed wire down
Yes, sir
Let's go ahead and one more second he wins.
Two to three lead, the streamer's take the lead.
This is so easily matched,
I have a feeling you'll be close.
But I just don't think,
I think they can only beat him on Oregon.
I'll be impressed if they win the best of three.
But I think they can only beat him on Oregon.
It's the only chance.
1v5 first point.
It's looking for any type of killing it here somebody on the
Bet it's so lucky. Okay, it's actually getting so lucky this
Bro, I've seen him get home
On the window is that feet is that sketch what is sketch dealing?
we've not
a lot
that's what it's like
no way
bro I can't see fucking anything
it's black
I can't see anything bro. What's the strap roll against these guys trap? What should I do against these guys bro?
Fuck on defense. I think
Maybe traps. I think traps. Is it traps?
There's no trap upgrade that can make rotates though
Fuck I'm not really good. We good. We good
Yeah, yeah, that's that's what I was thinking I was thinking thorn but thorn cannot make any rotates. I'm just a bit of shock
What about like smoke if you go smoke you have barbed wire you can waste a lot of time you're nasty that's what you like
I don't know
It's easier, right? Would you agree? Mel is good too. Yeah, Mel is good too. Yeah
Bro, if you go Mel you can never get caught off guard if you think about it. Yeah, that is true
Yeah, it's just too many of them and the droning so like that's yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right
You got this, you got this, you got this.
Two, four.
Chet, I'm an active dude.
Oh my god.
Ella?
Oh yeah.
Spoilt also, Ella can make rotates.
The Chet is now a locate and diffused.
Yeah, I was thinking Ella too.
Because bro, I think Traps is the wave.
Mm.
I don't know if we can round it.
I think this guy's going to run upstage, Chet.
Yeah, it seems to be upstaged merchants, bro.
okay
wait remember bro even if you lose game one bro into his channel
yeah yeah yeah this is gonna be the hardest map this is our hardest map for sure it's probably the
only map they know yeah i'm gonna meet that wall put the vacations upgraded to portless
instead of straighters wrestles yes excuse me
I get on red or no no
You're gonna turn to a fucking zombie brother. I'm gonna do a lacy's on redder now. Yeah, well look at him, bro
He just started
I posted his boat today was turning green whoa, relax, man. I got you
What a swing guys, I'm actually gonna swing them all right
dude we could have a rumor I think max that's we need to do some fringy shit
he's on stairs I make a stupid watch all your videos brah
why are you trying to be the hero
Do it do it. I should want you to do it. Yes
He's not this he's not this he's not this is he's shooting through is he shooting up there?
Okay, okay
Yeah, I'm telling you he's not ready for people to roam. Yes
Yo
This is easy.
Where's Jixi, where's Jixi?
I want my 100 gifted on, I want my 100 gifted on.
I want my 100 gifted on.
I'm sure I want mine too, I lost.
I got to cover it, it's the best of two guys.
Yo, Jixi, Jixi, Jixi, I just wanna say.
That's what I'm talking about,
I'm not kidding, I'm eating it.
Jixi, Jixi, I wanna say right now,
if you want, we can reduce it,
but you have to pay me out right now.
Do you wanna hear the deal?
Wait, but didn't you call it 99?
Wait, but you called off the 99.
No, no, we didn't, no, we didn't.
Jixi, do you want another new offer
if you want to pay it off right now.
Dude, I still will put a thousand on Spoight, guys.
If you're working, it's the only map you can run.
No, no, no, no.
I'm ready, you bet everyone a thousand.
Voss, no.
Yo, Muta, you want to put a hundred?
Bro, I got the point.
Yeah, I already did, bro.
I already did.
It's all right, bro.
It's a Vessa 3, remember?
No, you said this map.
That's just a hundred for this map.
Ba-za-ra.
Spoight, bro.
Don't even think about it.
That was crazy.
That was crazy.
Yeah.
You can still win this map, bro.
Two five comebacks.
I thought it was first to five.
I'm down, bro.
First to seven?
Yeah.
First to seven.
Wait, I think I just play like a hat bro, bro.
Get chattie, get chattie.
I bet.
Watch me.
Jack, I'm telling you.
What's got this, guys?
What's got this?
I'm telling you, dude.
the streamers bro there's five of them and they're winning
oh my god don't six foot off
This game blows cock bro holy shit man I'm setting so bad.
All right, bro. All right
Okay, they're playing this corny ass fucking castle every round bro. So I think I'm just gonna bring like fucking ash
You just run out on chat
Yeah, I think that's what I'm doing
Hey, that's what I'm doing stop crouching bro. Do I need to think do I need to remember myself to not fucking crouch?
What?
can't never come back they don't aim at high level you can't crash can't crash I
bet what you got this bro like I know I know you know I'm just warming up
bro this is the only map they have a chance bro only map
bro stable bro this fucking god I'm gonna be brought up so much wow why
Serious, thank you. Come on, they do load in bruh
Streamers looking good, bro
Streamers looking good, I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, I mean, bruh, some would say that that rain was stable
I want that thousand gift and I want to cash
Are you sure okay?
He's happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be Ron I don't like that bar I
I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him with that alligator with black glasses on my
yeah she just don't move just you got them what
what is the
I got it
ahhhhhh
hahahaha
relax well you're right you're jealous man you just forgot but that was such a good show
me
it's half HP boys half HP
god I love to though
I'm a fucking rude
everyone relax we lose this round I'm not gonna be mad
Is this game like this advantage or
This
Nice good drone shot that means he's somewhere close though for his drone to be this close
I mean Joe you have that angle there's a window to your left Joe all right
he's on the roof okay he's gonna be either here or over here that you all
get slapped in sex mode hold that you became all that you don't blink bitch
you hold that angle yes we never I promise
big window big window big window big window right now he's on big one all
All next run.
Yep, we're outside of it.
Default, speak, speak!
Ron's on it.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
I'm gonna have two six, come back, or be insane.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Don't peek him.
Oh my god.
I know what he's trying to do.
I know what he's trying to do.
He's trying to plant the bomb and then hold an angle.
I know what it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've seen that on Six Tots before.
Stuffed rolls are stable.
EEEEEEEEEEZEE!
Oh my god.
My god wait what?
No, don't let go take care of them under get it right now, bro. So it's on
The rules was game one was your map your server now game two is his map his server on his server
Oh, no, goodbye nine pain brother
I think we get the server he gets them out. I think that's
Now I think whoever has the largest round differential should get servers on the last game
You know what I'm saying?
There's not gonna be another game. I'm saying like
We can end it right here right now. Yes. Yes. Yes
round. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, I'm going to go talk to you real quick.
Hi guys. Hi guys, good to meet you guys. Yo, it's Boy. Talk to me. How do you feel
confidence levels wise? Bro, that was just a bad map, bro. That's the bad map.
Oregon, it's just too hard, bro. Joe knows Oregon. Ron knows Oregon. Sketch knows
Oregon. Deji knows Oregon. Mooda knows Oregon. None of them know any of the
other maps. I'm telling you. Yeah. Yeah. Like, bro, spoilt, you know, like, when they were
defending, like, like they were like kind of ratting and not really peeking you. Yeah.
Because they know what they can die to you on Chalet. They're not going to know what
they can die to you know what I mean? Like, bro, I'm still confident shit. I'm still
confident shit. No, I'm just bro, every time I do like a 1v5 or something on that
map, they always go south. That is just a hard one. It's because they know big
window, they know trophy, like they even know the repels, bro. So it's like,
It's really hard for you to catch them off guard.
I think on Jarrek's point, every round you can spawn peek
and every round you can just eat immediately,
take somebody out, every round.
Like, I'm not even just saying this,
I'm 1 million percent sure you can win.
Like, I'm still betting on you winning, bro.
Appreciate that, bro.
I got this, bro.
I'll bring it home.
Chad, now it's time to play.
Now it's time for the good match, bro.
Yeah, now it's time to play on a map
where they don't really know what they're doing.
He's not listening to me. No, he's not.
I got to get out of here, buddy.
Is he listening?
Have I seen by me as well, or you can imagine if you're in the lobby.
Something unpredictable.
All right, all right, all right.
Highbibes and but highbibes is in lobby.
He's going to write it, buddy.
So now mood up.
I'm going to keep it at 100 gifted, right?
You don't want to break it up.
Yo, uh-huh.
Wait, Jiszy, can I do a little side bet?
If we win this game here, you have
to do the banana spray challenge.
Ah, I'm not doing that.
No, that's disgusting.
Wait, is that what you throw yourself up?
Yes, bro.
I'm not doing that.
That was disgusting, bro.
No.
I had a warm, sprite, and a disgusting, soggy banana.
Never do that again.
Now, I'm saying, guys, I'm 100% confident
that the boy's going to win now.
Well, we're up a game right now, bro.
But you guys know that you got to know how to play.
Mooda, I invited you, Mooda.
You guys know Oregon.
Do you guys know this town?
Orcannock, Broccolini.
I know every single guy in the entire fucking game.
I have downloaded all the knowledge.
But both of them are a little cauliflower.
And Korean short ribs.
Those are all good.
Korean short ribs, high protein, but also pretty,
probably pretty fatty, I assume.
Does that take up a little cauliflower?
I don't know.
I mean, both little cauliflower isn't bad,
but it's basically like a mid-food China.
Yeah, yeah, you just make potato sure
I think I think lobby bug we gotta make a new lobby
Wait guess how much my if you guys are stuck on that if you guys are stuck on that loading screen
I know everyone's really expensive, I would say I would pay like $30 for that
I'm gonna say 50. Yeah, it's 48
Yo, jaycee jaycee jaycee like that song jaycee. Yeah, you've actually reminded me about that song
jaycee jaycee jaycee what's up
join me and this mine
bro
if you have the right time of your life
yo god who sings that song
and then maybe you should stick to it shut up nose boy
I'm just saying
YO!
Invite me
invite me
invite me
invite me
invite me
invite me
invite me
something unpredictable
we need to upgrade your graph
Oh, I need to upgrade my graphic strivers.
I forgot about that song.
Yes, you probably should.
I should.
I had a lot of impressions on that.
Y'all did good, bro.
Y'all did good.
Yeah, well, we're going to be even better, bro.
We're going to be even better.
Well, remember, a huge server is mapped now.
Like, it's you guys.
Did you make it EU servers?
Yeah, it's going to be North Europe.
So you guys should get like 100 ping.
Ron might get like 190 because Ron's West Coast.
Nice, that's fun.
Jesus.
Nice.
All right, so why don't we wrap it all the way
around the world to Japan?
But guys, why don't we start with that idea?
That's what I'm saying! Make that get you painted!
It sounds like a good idea, but you're just going to lag and have a miserable time.
But what about like New Zealand servers?
The same thing, it sounds like a good idea, but you're just going to lag.
Oh, thank you!
Bye!
We hope you are the best!
Thank you.
Every round matters, okay?
Because the round differential is going to matter on who gets the server on the last game.
You know, there's not going to be a next game.
There's not going to be a next game.
Let's just make it 200 subs then since you're that confident.
Muda, I'm telling you, your guys' only chance was Oregon, bro.
Like, he's a pro.
I have invited all of these others.
We destroyed them.
Because sketch, you guys know the map of Oregon.
You don't know any other maps, guys.
Yeah, and guess what?
He doesn't know.
Jixi, here's the thing about low rank games.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Are we confident that we can win this game because I might put two hundred.
I'll just go test myself.
Joe, Joe, continue.
Yes, I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
Continue, Joe.
Low ranked, low ranked gamers don't play smart at all.
They play random and Spoyt can't predict random.
That is true.
It doesn't matter if we don't know the map.
He's going to expect us to swing angles that we're not ever going to swing.
Okay.
We're going to be, we're going to be, we're going to be running down.
All the way right at him here. Okay. Here's what my analysis is bro. Here's what I think
That you join sketch doing I think wait did you invite? Yeah, I am
Here's what I think bro. I think on organ you guys are familiar of angles
You can die from like big window trophy the breach on shall a bro
You guys are not gonna know what you're dying to and so I'm gonna hit see and then I'm gonna crouch again
And I'm gonna crawl around the map
All right. All right.
And it's EU.
I forgot.
The most important thing is it's EU.
So like you guys,
can you guys go play better, I guess?
Yeah.
Oh, come on.
Yeah.
Come on.
No, no.
You guys are cooked, bro.
All right, man.
Guys, how do you feel about triple T, bro?
Like invading a lag?
Yo, spoiled.
Yo.
Remember, bro, all right, you need to win this 7 to 1
or better, maybe 7 to 2 or better.
So that way you can get EU for game three.
I'm one of those who are dead.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay, okay, okay.
That's fine, that's fine.
Okay.
Yeah, bro, we, even if that, bro,
we don't even need that shit.
Gonna win this in the map very much.
Yes.
Watch.
Got this, bro.
All right.
Yes, sir.
Yes.
Yeah, sir.
Hey, guys, is it gonna let you go to spectators in Glitch?
Oh, okay.
Did Moodle just see?
Moodle just see.
Yeah, my game crashed, my game crashed,
my game crashed and Moodle.
You guys look good out there, though, man.
You guys look good.
Thank you.
We're going to ask who you're going to want to take care of, though.
We're going to what?
Ask the question!
Run!
Do you know...
Are we doing EU servers here, or is it still east?
No, it's EU.
It's North Europe.
Oh, yeah.
It says...
No, it says east.
You sure?
It's in the Lubbock of the East.
Ron, what's the biggest animal you think you could kill with your bare hand?
It's not the right thing to do.
I didn't hear the question, fuck it up.
Let's go, go, go, go!
Spoi!
Yeah, it's bugged. He might have started it in East, but...
That's when I started North Europe.
Yeah, I think it's bugged.
So you think we're good? You think I'm good to start it?
No, no, no, right now it's bugged. Like, whatever it says in the lobby, it's bugged.
So whatever it says in the lobby, it's what we're gonna get, cause I know I put it in the lobby.
Yes, yes.
Okay, so I have to make it out of the lobby, bro.
This game is so bad.
Alright, alright, alright.
Jesus Christ.
Yo guys, I have to make another lobby because the game is glitched.
MAAAARRA!
What?
Another one?
I put it on EU and it's at East.
Like, I don't know what to tell you.
I don't know.
We have to make this.
Join this.
It doesn't-
No mistakes.
Join this.
Join this.
Everybody can see, North Europe.
Jhinxie, can you hide Matter Daddy?
What does that mean?
What does what mean?
What's the matter daddy?
Nothing much.
LOL.
What's the matter daddy?
Are you a cunt?
The way you set up that question
would never prompt somebody to say
What's the matter?
Exactly.
So you just constantly say
What's matter daddy?
Nothing much. How about you?
It doesn't work.
I invited you guys to please
I have not gotten an invite, okay?
Yeah, I have not gotten an invite.
It's not working, y'all.
Yo, spoi, spoi.
I did North Europe again.
It says U.S. East.
I'm guessing it's going to put us on North Europe when I start the game.
Yeah, we can try.
I don't think so, but we can try.
Are you sure?
Yeah, because that's usually what happens every time we scrim as well.
when I reset up the same lobby I think wait let me let me check cuz I think one
of the North EU service might be bugged let me let me double check
first visual glitch man I swear did he host North Europe or EU North my game
Oh my god, no, North Europe. No, no, no host EU North
Jesus fucking Christ, bro
All right, yo guys false false false alarm, I gotta make a game again because it's still blessed
Okay, if this one doesn't work, I mean I'm about to get killed like I'm putting it on North
I do I'm doing it
This is this is another one this there's two north servers host the second one instead try that one
It should be called EU north dash one
Why does this always happen in this fucking game? Okay? What is it?
EU north one you see that on the right side more on the right side. Yeah, yeah, yeah
EU north one. Okay. I see that try it all on. All right. Yeah, great aspect
If this doesn't work, I mean let me check, let me check, let me check.
If this doesn't work, maybe you host.
The fuck is going on?
Something unpredictable.
There we go.
All right, now it's actually working.
All right, all right.
All right, I'm butting.
Guys, I'm working.
But he busted.
But he's fat.
just run around the ring I'm gonna control the ring bro you for Mayweather it
was rigged bro it doesn't matter actually doesn't matter wait dad you thought Mayweather
yeah no you didn't what did he know I didn't yes I did I gave him a good fight I thought
Logan Paul fought Logan Paul fought for Mayweather I'm gonna teach myself and Logan have both
fought Mayweather I fought Mayweather and Dubai at the Coca-Cola Arena okay you
I don't want you to do it, you fat fuck.
If you go into the diet, Kokoreito, what is it?
Did he win?
There is no diet, Kokoreito.
You don't talk about winning or loss there, alright?
Wait, you absolutely did fight him?
Yeah.
What? Did you lose?
Like I said, you don't talk about winning or losing.
Bro, if you threw my boy from Tarpon Springs in that arena,
would never I got the I got the glitch again bro where she's stuck forever just
be saying that bro I was born in tarpon springs bro popped out of a womb landed
right on the sponge docks jumped on that shit like a fortnight bounce pad
that thank you bro yeah Joe and right into the bull I got a question for you
as a person who was born in tarpon was that shit ever sleep but you sound
like Ron with Cherry Hill.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
It is a dangerous area.
I mean, you've been to Targon Springs.
It's pretty rough out here.
It's only a stone's throw away from Camden.
Nope.
That's why I'm telling you, Camden County is every no, you know, chat.
Anyone here lives in New Jersey, who knows about Camden?
Aware.
That's all I'm like.
But Camden is not Cherry Hill.
It is now.
Everyone from Camden is faded.
Camden is like 80% abandoned buildings and just drug dealers.
That's why they they migrated city though and migrated dead G join
You guys ever moved to Canada
Fuck no fuck is there doing Canada bro besides yeah
And we have Drizzy Tim Hortons
What else
What do Canadians do for fun in like this summer?
Summer
They play hard, but they don't have a lot of show down here, but at least you can't do it.
I mean, you can at least leave the house and still get a fucking shot.
You can still probably get shot.
That's proud.
It's like a long roll there.
But then there are certain parts where you gotta deal with people going,
Waw, go on, Crotty.
Yep.
Oh, that is true.
Oh, my God.
I'm joining, I'm joining.
Who's my fan?
I'm in a band.
I'm in a band.
I'm in a band.
Alright, alright.
How about us?
If you want to be a
Wait
If I went to where you went to Canada you'd be a fucking Gerbert
Fuck you
Wait, is this Shelly?
Oh my god, Jigsaw, I want 5,000 subs!
Alright, Game 2, now time, as we all know, it's the best of three.
The rules are simple. Game 1 was Oregon, and a servers.
Game 2 is Spoyt's map, EU servers.
Streamers picked Oregon, Spoy and Coachella, whoever has the best round differential, pick servers on map 3.
But they don't pick map, check picks map.
Spoy, confidence levels, how are we feeling, Spoy?
Yeah, I'm feeling good, bro. I'm feeling good. I think this is a better map for me.
So I'm good. I'm feeling hopeful.
I think Vigil is a good play for me because they can't drone, you know?
And so, someone is being their slave every round droning, bro. I don't know who it is, bro.
But someone is, bro. And it's pissing me off.
I'm 100% certain you're going to win Game 2 and Game 3.
Yeah, sir.
100%, bro.
Lock in.
You know, Tarpon Springs, Florida is not a Fortnite POI.
Tarpon Springs, Florida is rough streets and it may be the man that I am today, bro.
The images you see on Google of Tarpon Springs does not depict what it's actually like, bro.
That's kind of like, bro, they don't show you the real part of Tarpon Springs, y'all.
I don't know why people are laughing.
7-1 for the server lock, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes, sir.
Got this, man.
Alright, I'm gonna mute. Good luck, good luck, good luck.
Alright, Chad.
Spoit on the vigil.
Game two.
Can one professional player
be five streamers in rainbow six each?
Let's see.
The streamers one map, one map, one map remaining.
Now we're on to Spoit's playground of Chaldea.
Chad!
Like, Targets brings his rough streams,
it's rough out there it's rough bro lives in pleasant part now
it's what I love this play out of him I absolutely love this play out of him
wait did Deji shoot round to 50 HP did Deji shoot round to 50 HP
now he definitely did well where these guys pushing from we runs on 20
20 HP now. Smaller camera, please. I got you.
Shoot zero. Zero's on one HP. Zero and Ron are low health.
Under you. Under you. Under you.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
He just shot his toe!
That was disgusting.
What the fuck?
Let's Joe Park that one beat to now
But you know, you know that and scratcher still on
What's inside
He's actually so fucking good
One beat you for spoilt up and bitch come on
Stop giving spoilt comps bro. He can't hear me chat. I mean it. I literally said I'm gonna meet now
What's up and bet eight point? Can you hear me?
Goddamn. 1v1.
Come on, it's playing. Come on, it's playing.
Come on, it's playing. Come on, it's playing.
What are we playing?
Oh no, it's a mooder.
A zombie. A zombie. A zombie.
He's alive. He's alive. He's alive.
It's so bad, I'm talking my aim is so bad, holy fuck.
Alright, luckin'.
First round chat, first round, first round, that's a whiff, that's a whiff.
Alright, John, we're banning, do I ban mossy on this map?
I think mossy might be the player, I think mossy, because I can't drown.
I think we ban mossy, I think we ban mossy, I think we ban mossy, I think
Oh my god, my dog can be I bet
Yeah, Ram is a good play this is a good enough for Ram to be fair
Yeah, I think we do that
That was a bit windy
Again, it's just
You got this. You got this. Come on chat. I might actually there's 200 subs here. Yeah, I think we keep the vision child. That was good. That was good
I think in my band the next round of I think my band makes sure I'm bro
Maybe Valorant players have aura bro. Muda actually winning ones this point. What about the snake? The snake is a good shot since you guys
I like the snake
Snake is a good one
Stop listening to one person instead of five
Stop telling me what to do a little shit. A little shit head
Bro, I'm listening to both teams idiot
No, most of the time there's brains.
It means it's drone, he's drone can't see you, that drone can't go.
Ron, sit in the corner, and if you hear it's drone, press that fucking ability, you won't see him.
Yo, grab my armor, grab my armor, grab my armor, grab my armor, grab my armor, grab my armor, grab my armor.
I need actual quiet so I can hear this
Marguerita much of that
good job work well we can come with any way he's gotta get
this one that's what I'm talking about bro shall a man I'm
telling you it's not easy not to play it one before fuck to
Jason he is a drone right there
He just blasted this wall open on four ping.
Yo Rod, Rod, I need you.
Yo, you guys need to win this round, bro, please.
I like this we're all locked just repeat the same thing I'm peeking
I don't know if he's anywhere to your left, okay?
He's boning! He's boning!
He's on my ping! He's on my ping! He's on my ping! On the ping! On the ping!
He's landing the bomb on my ping!
Planting on my ping!
He's on this wall! He's on this wall, guys!
Oh my god, I should have fucking pre-fired him. I'm an idiot.
YES! DEGIE YOU KILLED HIM! DEGIE OH MY GOD!
Left, left, DeGie. Left DeGie, DeGie behind you. DeGie.
DeGie to the left!
DeGie to the left!
DeGie behind you!
DeGie behind you!
Behind you!
Oh
He's level 10 I don't think he did that purpose. I wouldn't be honest
I got first pick are you serious?
I
Like wait were you expecting to win that route? Yeah, bro, and now after I got Rico head started by Deji bros like, okay
Yeah, and then he basically thought he could diffuse by ramming his head into the diffuser and the whole
Bro you you got this bro you guys
Yes, sir
You better like to eat that shit till we're done
You say bruh
I'm gonna like not eat the food that my viewers ordered me. That was probably you ordered it
Whatever you say, bro
Okay, I game because of any first four years because of that he's back to break on
Yeah, he saved every kill I said if they get a kill
I don't know why I played on Ram, bro.
My headset is not working, what the fuck.
Oh shit.
I don't want to just peek that.
Guys, where are the cameras?
Probably a death sentence.
Oh my headset is not working.
I'm breaking this.
I'm breaking this.
I'm breaking this.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm breaking this, I'm breaking this, I'm breaking this.
I'm dead, you just like...
What is this email to my chapter?
Don't worry, give it a minute, it'll start gone.
Is he out there?
What is Joe dealing with?
Joe...
Okay, yes, we have set up, bro.
Yes, oh my god, he has strats.
I'm busting every wall down.
I have a structure.
He's in front of the camera. Oh my god. What's that? Let me find him. Run, run, run. Hold my body, run. Hold my body. I'm drawing, I'm drawing. Hold my body, hold my body.
This is so big. 1v3. I just think there's a way he loses shall I man or something is possible.
Dude, you just, you're a fucking burger.
Boy, is that a later?
God, this is lame, bro.
What's the planting?
Really good flash.
Who do that, Ron?
Really good flash, by Ron.
Flash, flash, flash, flash, flash.
Oh, hey, I'm watching you.
I'm watching you.
It's sketched. 1v1.
It's sketched.
Yo!
Oh, my god!
You killed it with a flamethrower!
Haha
Yo, that's a poll this guy's approach this guy is not a pro bro this guy's wash
No, it's guys. You're gonna handle yo sketch and then y'all are him bro. Y'all are him y'all are him
I appreciate you man. Now you're him both of you guys any bro. Yo, don't be a liar
That you may have not diffused a bomb in time at the most but you still killed them bros
You know what bro a forever gang?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're the wine seller wine seller wine seller wine seller wine seller wine seller wine seller
Wait, I don't know how to play wine seller. It's the easiest site. I don't see it
Oh my god, my god, oh yeah
That's insane. That's crazy
That was insane
Bro all these rounds are so close though, dude. Like I don't know. This is so much fucking bullshit, bro
I only died to bullshit, bro. I only I've only died to bullshit or the whole fucking series
Recalls head shot it bro like
It's all good, bro. I think I got this bro. I feel much better about this organ
Organ was like that those belts job. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm at the same bro
They just do the most weird shit I've ever like seen this is crazy
Yeah
Time you that I needed come on sport, baby
Scatches well move come here
I think so I can do it
We can get a game three that would be five seconds left
What side is this, Chad?
I don't even know what side this is.
Aw, fuck, I went off fucking.
Aw, fuck.
I just went off fucking...
I just went off ace, Brandon went base, that's shit.
500 more gets it? Okay, six guys got one, I'll do 500 more gifted at the end of the game.
Because that's the end of the game, Bob.
500 more gifted at the end of the game.
of
the
death of
the
death
of
No, that's not it.
Wait, good grenade.
That echo's in trouble.
Dude, this guy's so weird, bro.
That's a mood up.
That's a mood up.
I don't know why I'm going to explain it like that.
Wait, this is huge. This is huge. Muda is off the board. 1v3.
He sees two. No, but there's somebody on the stairs. You might die to him.
Come on, boy.
What's inside?
Joe Bart on that door. Oh my god, goodie!
Oh my!
one of the one against catch I swear to God sketch boxes this no way
yeah that's how we do it Chad that's how we do it that's how we do it that's how we
do it that's it that's it that's it oh my god
I
Bro, this is a ball game. This is a ball game and a half. Oh
Okay, this is a ball game, bro. Uh, who do we ban? What did he play last time?
No, what are you?
Okay, I don't mind I don't mind that I think we just ban two characters that we play and he doesn't yeah
Yeah, I know it's that too.
Wait Chad, is that a bad reaction?
Wait, what's a good reaction Tom?
He always bans Mozi.
Mozi good.
It's my main.
Is it all okay?
That's not what he's gotta get.
But he captures the fourth thing he can do.
The only band though could be so smart out of him bro.
We band though could be.
What it's better for it's better for him to have don't give me than us
Because you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right
Joe Bart ball not okay. No, if he picks that same spot as last time, bro, and just roaming around dude
Defenders protect your bombs from being defused by attackers
We use from eating like we witness I know it's all I'm down. I'm down. I'm down
I have a dog on a basement
you have a daughter yep what's on it not kitchen he's not kitchen he's not
kitchen
I think he's downstairs at these broads I didn't see him in cellar I was in cellar
where the fuck is he oh no he saw he set up
Man, where the fuck I am?
Classic. Does anyone know what I'm referencing?
He has this whole wall open.
I just saw him, I almost had a free kill. I sold you guys.
Don't beat that, Ron. That is crazy dude.
Who's Ron feeling like?
Hold on now.
No, no, no, he knows where they're.
I had a free kill, bro.
I'm so bad at the game
Yo, dad, tell me I got I'm on site. I'm on site. I'm on site. You all push me. Yo, come here. Come here. Put Bob down. Everyone come here
So it's all free
What the-
What the-
That's mine bro, chill dude.
Trigga-tissue, Trigga-tissue.
Joe, put the bomb down.
I nearly shot you for that.
It's behind you guys, behind you guys!
Oh my god.
How did he fucking wrap behind us?
Oh my god.
Tear that, tear that, Tear that, Tear that, Tear that.
He went all the way downstairs and wrapped around the whole first floor.
Here's 20 kills, bro.
And 5 rounds.
1v2, it's Ron and Deji.
We try planting we'll just leave it I would I would
Oh go look for him just plant the bomb
Fuck
It's just me for long, it's trying to...
No, no, no.
I'll do long, it's really frustrating, you know.
But long has views, and the bottom has...
Yo, grab some of these guys!
Yes, Ron, yes, it's right there.
No way!
A bitch!
No way!
He's crazy!
No, hey! What the fuck!
Ahhhh, the women get this, man.
Where's the-
Wait, it's so good.
Wait, it's so good.
Wait, he's absolutely disgusting.
Oh, baby.
Oh, my God.
That's it, bro.
I just gotta be like everywhere for them, bro.
Yup, yup, yup.
I just gotta be everywhere, bro.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Well played, boy.
Nice.
Oh, fuck.
K-Tracks.
I
Know what's bad, bro
Fling thing for prom pre-set you pre-set you
Cinema I'm not actually so fun to watch bro. I heard I seen someone saying a chat that I should play solid snake
I think solid snake is a good shot. I think solid snake could be a good up
But like I think they're striker. I'm gonna keep doing the striker job the strikers games
Yeah
Mm-hmm. Yep. Yep. Yep
Takes crazy. Yeah, okay, the one is actually good shot. That's actually a good shot guys. It's a good shot
Javi's he's so down the thing is bro
I could do weird shit like going like back below and like
Playing from below like that could be good, too
And they have no idea how to react to that I could be good as well
Yeah, okay, so the prime appreciate you but come on
Attackers need to locate and defuse as many bombs as they can.
My snake is solid, watch him spoy.
Alright.
Low key V2.
Ah!
Low key V2.
Bro, that was clean.
The last quick peek on...
Yeah, they changed the side.
I said...
I said, talk to him a little bit, c'mon.
Bro, he was actually showing peek.
That was so fucking clean.
That was so clean.
I'm not gonna lie, board's gameplay actually makes me hard.
I'm not...
Yeah, I'm gonna go snake.
C'mon, spoy.
I don't think he's going to lose, but if he loses, we'll try it in like a month with
Stomp and we'll get five new streamers.
If he loses, we'll try it in like a month, but I don't think Stomp is going to lose guys.
I think Oregon was the only chance.
It's going to go map three, I think, boys.
It's going to go map three.
This is actually peak.
I'm not going to ask.
Oh, you're right.
Oh wow this is so much space for free solid snake very smart by
boy he'll not really get caught off guard because solid snake bro this is smart
whoever said solid snakes a genius that's mood of death he should have played solid snake on organ
took out their best player yet again
took out their best player yet again
I'm going to get the wrong place to run by that good angle.
There's a flanking, but this guy doesn't know, this boy has no idea.
Oh my god, he heard it, he heard it.
This boy's so good, this boy's so good.
God, it's the worst.
He's 25 kills.
I just want to say, do you guys remember when I said Oregon is the only chance, bro?
Never touch my ball, bro!
Never touch my ball, bro!
Everybody knows how to play in Oregon, bro.
No one knows how much that is new to the game
Shit on what it's that
Daddy, I don't know why but he actually kills one of these ones now this boy's got this boys in flow state
inflowshakes what you are arousing the fuck out of me right now let's go baby this is what i'm talking about better map
oh cool yes bro yes yes yes wait wait wait better map now i'm in seven to two so maybe we do
eu map three we flip a coin we're in seven to two but if it's seven three it's gonna be
at the point this is what we're gonna say map it bro it's just a map bro like hey you can eat the
map bro it's the map bro that's what i was telling my child when my child wasn't believed me bro
when you when you lost map one i said bro it was the map everybody knows how to play organ
Bro, they don't know what to do. I'll tell you what you're gonna win this
Three and you're gonna show the skill gap in this fucking game
Let's go baby. That's how I like to hear. Let's go. Let's fucking go
Yeah, don't be too much. I'll be Jim she speaks in the top man. Yeah, bro. Come on. Come on
It's a skill gap, bro. This is a skill gap game, bro
One over five streamers. Come on, man. Let's get it
I'm right so chat you can say please but I'm right I
Have ball knowledge for I said they're only gonna be working
That's how to remember you guys are gonna pick me so it's whatever you guys want
It can't be a map we've already played though can't be a map
I
Got you I got you
That's whoever did uh, did you if you all come down with us? We said the other the better
Chop, we'll give you guys five wait
You're free the entire hallway
Oh my god, be carefully could be up on this window, bro
You know where he is
Oh
Yeah, I feel we should play
Please trust me on this window
Wait no
No way he wins. Oh my god. You're sketchy scary sketch on God. You just care sketch on God. Just carry
On God sketch just carry
I
Bro that's what we need to do. No, no, no, I'm serious. I we figured out. I swear to God both
spoil
Spoiler mocking and now they're mocking it. They I heard their arms. They're like locks. Yeah, they want to play on me
You know I killed edgy bro. You're good. You're good. They're
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
See, Jack, because it comes to a numbers game, bro.
It's like, is spoi killing Gadji even worth it if they're going to have side control
and plant?
It's not.
To be fair, spoi didn't know that they were rushing, but it's like, you know what I
mean?
Now maybe it's spoi, actually, nah, I don't think, I don't think, even if he kills
Muda there, it's not worth it because he's drawn out of position now, and they
just plant.
downstairs was not the play though I don't think that's bad researchy
come on they're actually locked in that chat they're actually locked
don't I realize we like we're looking for him fuck looking for him just put the
bomb and get the fuck out white speed not right no no no no no no no no
really good mood is actually right chat I'm not gonna tell them work down on
I just go it yet. Yeah, watch the
One right here
I think if they just directly
No, he's eating the food he got when he thought he's eating that or daddy Rob. Oh my god
Listen to
Listen to daddy's toy ball
big Johnson's boy oh fuck he has to lead but mighty mighty mighty closely mighty
This is a nice thing we could have map 3 on the horizon, it's good.
He's gonna jump in.
He hears him.
He's 40 years in.
There's nothing joking.
Peekers advantage.
We've got it.
of
the
of
the
Dude! Holy fuck! Wait, let me see this?
Okay, this guy knows how to aim.
Oh no. No, is this actually-
This guy knows how to aim. Holy shit. Okay.
Do we run back to top floor again, chat? Do we run back to top floor again?
This point has 30 kills.
Do we run back to top floor again? I don't know.
I think that's the play chat.
Dude, 30 kills might not be enough.
I think we run the horn. I'm not going to bring the shock on this time. I don't think I'm running the shock on this time.
Yeah, there you go.
Mudo's playing Siege? Oh fuck, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Shanae with the 20? They're the 200 gifted? Shanae with the 200 gifted? Or Shani?
Yo, WSHAD!
Yeah, I think we do this. I'm just gonna place my traps where they like to climb.
WSHAD! Let's go!
Bro, Shani, thank you, thank you. Like, genuinely thank you from the bottom of my heart. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
That literally came out of nowhere guys. We need sport to win, bro. We need sport to win
Jenny get another 200 400 gifted from Jenny what is happening?
What is happening?
Well, Shennie you're the goat you're I'm gonna rotate you're the goat yo Adams will never defy thank you, bro
It's 30 kills
1v5 scenario we got the closest game yet way close on the open game
Not alive the streamers are playing good. They're going like ying and stuff
So many drones are on display right now
So many drones are on display
We're on the repellent
Pretty sure the streamers just flashed each other. I'm not kidding
So many traps where we're fnashes.
What is sketch doing?
What is buff doing?
What is moota doing?
That's their best player off the board, 1v3 now.
It's Joe Bar, Ron and Deji.
1v3.
It's 40 seconds, 40 seconds, it's 34 kills, oh my god.
Ron got the right yank, Ron's in the back room.
That was actually a really good yank by Ron, I'm not even gonna lie.
That was a really good yank by Ron.
Another yank from down above, 1v1.
It split kills Ron, it would be his 35th kill in 9 rounds.
He's averaging like four kills a round.
I believe like 4.2.
Spoigt is waiting for Ron to plant.
Spoigt knows that the diffuser is down in A site.
He knows Ron does not pose a threat right now.
He's both playing this very smart.
He's not taking any chances.
He needs this round.
Might have ran a little bit too far back there.
I think, no, no.
Spoigt, go back.
I'm just coming up now.
Did you see the fake?
Did you see the fake with the barbed wire?
Let's go!
Come on, bro.
Bro, nice sound fake on the door, man.
Nice sound fake.
Come on.
Oh my god, that was clean.
Bro, I think you're going to drop four of you, bro.
I think you're going to drop four of you.
Bro, I'm good so far bro, I'm good.
5 more kills and we're 40.
Oh my god.
Chat is going to be map 3.
They're going to go downstairs again chat, 100%.
They have never seen this guy in their life.
Chat, start thinking about
what map you guys want map 3 to be on.
Because it looks like Spoyt's about to close this out.
It's close though.
He's guys up bro.
Loki, maybe border?
Border club?
Border club cafe could be fun.
I
Like work type shit man
If you stop mess shit I do fuse top mess
Let's go
So what's better tiger wait?
It might be doing too much. I don't know
I
Bro if he fuses Tom as it'll drop into garage. I remember that
That's okay. They don't give me they bought my dog. They bought my dog. They're scared of it
35 kills for the Swedish legend
Bear minimum 45 if the streamers are some rounds he might end up with 50 kills if this goes six six
If this goes six six, that's thanks for any kills
Now you know what fuck yeah, let's do it bro. Bro, Gaggy messing up the diffuser. Let's do it. Let's do it.
They've never seen this before bro. They've never seen this before.
Oh my god he's doing it, he's doing it.
Check this is like this strategy is crazy.
Basically it like pops grenades into sight from all the way to third floor.
He's gonna do it on K9 window.
This strat, check if you know you know. If you know you know. If you know you know.
This strat is insane.
It's gonna be a sitting around shot. It's gonna be a sitting around.
This strat is insane.
Yep, that's it.
Let's do it one more time.
No, no. Now this should get a kill. This should get a kill if the strat works.
Wait, none of them were, none of them were by the wall. No, Spore just got so unlucky.
None of them are by the wall.
1v5 seems to be any kills there.
That only works if they're by the breach.
He needs to kill Muda in anything's possible.
That's round death.
Ron's moving around too much.
He's gonna breach this side wall now.
I think Floyd's gonna breach the wall then walk into the wall.
It does have full side control.
One of the core scenarios for SPOI.
Can be one blue card.
Just got it wrong, just one of the better players on that streamer team.
Crazy angle, I love that angle.
Genshin just got me.
40 kills right here.
40 kills right here.
40 kills.
What a view play. That's so smart.
If sketch tries to defuse, he's gonna defuse him.
Well, he's not taking any chances. That is so smart.
It's over. It's gonna be six to four.
Boy, this is gross, baby!
Forty-forty bomb is on chat. Forty-forty bomb is on.
Tell the sketch of that.
Forty-forty bomb is on chat.
Forty-forty bomb!
I'm furious these mother-fuckers, bro.
You're crazy. You're crazy.
Let's get it, baby.
Bro, your aim is perfect right now, bro.
Like you're fully warm.
You're fully warm.
I'm warm, bro.
I'm fucking warm.
Come on.
Come on.
Wow.
It's gonna go map three.
I cannot believe this.
This is insane.
Chad, it's actually gonna go map three.
Get it, man.
You fucking get it, Chad.
Oh, boy.
It's disgusting.
Oh, my God.
Chad, start spanning what map you guys want map three
to be, bro.
That aim was nasty.
Appreciate that, Chad.
I'm gonna give you guys five options.
Holy cinema, what's that streamers?
What if we just try to win this round?
Oh really?
All of us pull up at once.
40 kills per split.
I think I'm going to carry this side.
I have an idea.
If it goes 6x he's going to have 50.
Oh my god, do we always have NA next time?
If we have NA next time I swear we'll win.
Is it lagging?
Oh my god, for me it is bro.
It's not about lag, it's about lagging.
Dude, I think it's less about the server and more about what fucking map chat would pick.
That's what they're gonna pick.
I mean, you know, that's what I'm saying.
I don't want us to wait, bro.
Go smart.
That's what I'm saying.
It's not about the server, bro.
It's about, it's about the map.
You don't know what they're doing on Chalet, dude.
We'll just throw one every minute.
I hear them reinforcing.
That was a billet.
What's that one ability?
Okay, it's match point. Do we try to do something different?
Bro, I'm shooting.
We lost. We lost. We lost.
They shot me. They just shot me.
They just shot me, bro. I didn't get myself.
No, he asked for it, bro. He asked for it.
He asked for it.
Yeah, Desi. Desi, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Best player! Best player day! Best player day!
Yo, he's downstairs, you guys. I just died downstairs.
He's nowhere close to you guys.
He's nowhere close. Yes, he's downstairs somewhere.
I just died. Like all the way downstairs, bro.
Don't play with the fucking bomb.
Jacks, boys, you'll be able to die at the bank.
The souls of the people who survived tomorrow.
Which way are you?
Sketch. Sketch, right here.
Sketch, right here, right here!
Sketch, sketch, yes!
Player, right here!
Player, right here! Right here, right here, right here!
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
Ron, I love you, bro.
Ron, I'm gonna turn the corner.
Quick, man, then run outside.
I
Killed sketch you killed you killed him
Yeah, it's on the back three
What is all you
So
the second to the tech.
Oh, that's so great.
I said, you guys can only win on Oregon.
You guys didn't listen to me.
I know what I'm talking about.
JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX,
JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX,
JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX, JX,
our teammate didn't defuse a bomb.
Number one.
Number two.
Number two.
Paying advantage.
And number three,
we're gonna win the whole thing.
I'm not even like, I'm not even like,
I need a server bro. I need
You guys got a game over game over
Run up what do you want?
Well, I don't get up full. I don't actually
chat. What map? What map?
Look, high fives. Put these on the pole.
Cafe, clubhouse, border, coastline, villa.
Those five maps you guys can pick.
Those five maps
One the fuck he actually did it. I'm I'm impressed now. Can he win the best of three?
Can he win the best of three that is the ultimate question chat the boat is up boat boat
Oh my god cafes winning cafes living
cafe is living. Oh my god. I love chat. I love it. I like where your head's at. I think
cafe will be cinema because look chat. Spoits gonna know like the nastiest spawn peaks ever
on cafe. They're gonna be terrified to leave spawn halfway through the game halfway through
the game. They're gonna be shitting bricks about leaving spawn. All right. High vibes
during the lobby and fight the streamers. Yo guys, hi guys. He's got it about you
right now. How about us going to bet you? You want to play Rocket League in GeoGesser?
Brother, I'm go to that Rocket League in GeoGesser. You're not winning a bro vs bro. Ask Jinxie.
I beat him in GeoGesser. Yeah, you beat Jinxie in GeoGesser when he's been in
Florida his entire life. Ask him what happened with Rocket League. I almost beat him too.
Okay, Ron, Joe's better than me in Rocket League, bro. Okay, well it's not hard to beat you, so I don't really know what the comparison was.
You can't win.
I borderline almost won.
Last game, bro.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Now, I look you want to play even chess, Joe.
Ah, bro.
I don't know how to play.
I was playing chess the first content ever.
We could actually play.
Wow.
Everyone has been invited.
Everyone has been invited.
Wow.
What map are we playing?
Are you guys seeing GGs?
You guys, the chess started on Villa.
Oh, so.
nice what's going on nice what's going on the map that's boy asked for yeah the
map that's what asked for novella sorry novella cafe sorry sorry sorry that's
what asked for got it yeah okay okay all right well you just boys we lost the
money we lost everything you're gonna have to get the richard the game is
are we are we stuck oh it's a lobby glitch do you guys have a I can't load
in okay okay yeah we gotta restart nice restart your game I'm fine I'm in um this game just takes a
second to look all right so I don't know if I've ever even played cafe well Jixi's getting paid
in a payment plan for these gifts it's all right somebody buy me I have mine did you invite me
Are you gonna log this bitch?
Benjikz is not here so we gotta wait
Where's Jikz?
I don't know he's just laughing
Echoo!
Do you guys know what map he picked?
No, do we know what map he picked?
Chat, chat, pick, cafe
Oh my god
He's gonna spawn peek
They're saying he's gonna spawn peek
He's gonna fucking matter daddy
I don't give a fuck
Wait, Loki, give me a sec
Give me a sec. Um, I'm gonna restart my internet. I would be long
Yeah, we're never playing no
I'll be I'll be five minutes max. No, no
I'm gonna have a quick intermission with my chat and see uh
What uh, what's the best agents in shit?
Yeah, I won't I won't be long. I won't be long. Give me these eggs
Chad is it cooked or do we have a chance dead ass? Don't lie. This is just be honest with me
So I know I don't want to waste time spamming cooked
yeah that's what I'm feeling too my shit never loads this game is fucking
taking forever all right 8 out of 5 gifted hobble
things like what's much things he's not be glitched needed to be shy so shy also
So, Deji just said he's going to reset his whole internet, so...
Bro, why does Deji always say he's lagging?
I don't know if I can play, but I think I have carpal tunnel.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not his internet.
Brad, do you know anybody that's gotten carpal tunnel from video games?
Me. I had it when I was younger. I played Fortnite.
My wrist used to be purple. I'm not even kidding.
You can actually see it on my wrist if you look at my stream right now.
You'll see that I have permanent pigment loss on my skin,
where my hand rested on my mouse bud right here chat it's not the only a 500
gifted alright chat I got y'all I got y'all chat it's not that deshi's internet
is lagging it's that his brain is lacking brother he tried to defuse a bomb by
headbutting it like I've never even seen that approach I think I saw flight do
that like two years ago he was just headbutting the bomb like what the
fuck is that gonna do bro all right check I'm gonna get that I got y'all
sketch to get a kill
that you get a kill
i got you
usually does it rain
chat it all comes down to the final game who do you guys got
it all comes by chat is getting a five hundred more way way
five hundred more five hundred more
that you can sketch impress me
if you got to the kitchen if you did i'm sorry
it usually does that i'm not even kidding
I invited him, I invited him, I invited him
Wait, what did you need from him?
Who to the what now?
Spoi said your name, but...
Oh wait, yeah, let me talk to him
Fuck, wait, he's in here, he's in here
Yo, is Jinxie feeding Spoi like info?
No, no, no, no
Yeah, I got through that too, I got through that too
I'm not trying to say that
Hey, Charlie, likely
Wait, Jinxie, you've been calming this whole time to him?
Hold on, Jinx
No
Wait, wait, they're all sit...
No, that's not me wrong
No, no
Wait, that's high-fives. No, no
Oh
You watch on him
It usually does it rain in Southern California
I must I gotta make a lot of the jinx. Can you run another game crash? I just gotta load it up
No, but I'm gonna run a valid tournament not CS tournament
Do you do you give me a second? How long is that you're gonna be?
You know you should do you should do a valor here. I'll give you free
I'll give you free content. You should do a Valorant game, but we have to queue up with an EPAL member
Oh
So you're saying to do a Valorant tournament, but every team
Yeah, not a bad shout run. You guys are not getting like spot me by it by some weird names. Are you?
Wait
Oh my god
Hive mind in one america make you love it
No no no
Oh you said invite me
No way you love
You said it takes 5 seconds bro relax
Yo Hive Eyes I can't tell this is you inviting me or someone else
Yo Ron that is not me
That is not Hive Eyes dude
He's spamming me
U.S.E.S.
Hive mind get him here
Hive mind get him here
So, okay, be honest, are you guys confident now that you just played Charlotte?
No, I was a body bag.
Bro, I told you guys, man, it's...
Alright, I'm back.
It's the man.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Deji, you know, Deji.
What's the worst play on our team?
Deji, I'm gonna...
It's Deji.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Brother, brother, Deji, Deji, your internet didn't cause you to headbutt the fucking
diffuser nine times a year, instead of diffusing it.
No.
your internet that you your brain was lagging bro
i'm not i'm telling you like we're really lost it's all i left out bro i
guess why i could refuse yo ron i just invited you ron i just
invited you well are you sure this is no wait hold on
no it's not that name all right it'd be vise underscore vise i'm seeing a
different name right now inviting oh my god oh my god what name's inviting
You know, I don't see it. Yeah. No, it's bad. It's bad. Yeah
All right now you guys should give me a hint as to what it is
No, okay, it's TLS. It's TLS. Wait, wait. Hi boys. Can you?
You're not online. Just yes
I mean I can rhyme it. Let me do
I'm online, I'm online now.
Just reset your game, just reset your game.
Okay.
See, we have another 30 minutes.
Yeah, did you invite me?
No, I was thinking back.
Wait, I can hear a lobby, but how do I see the lobby?
It's like glitch for me.
You're on a dog ship mode called Build Front,
so you need to switch the mode, you need to click Z.
There you go, I have mine.
I'm in. WB.
W hive mine, bro. Yo, can you stop adding me into this and inviting me please on your
Okay, okay, okay, what what you remember the first time you said all right. No, I don't remember
Where's Muda?
Yeah, dude again, bro, I don't see that.
My stomach hurts, bro, from eating.
Where is Mooda?
Chad, it's your day, OK?
Bro, you know, I've been actually
super eerily constipated recently.
It's like really bad.
I think my appendix is going to burst.
I'm not even kidding.
You know, if you drink a lot of coffee,
you get a lot of diarrhea.
Yeah, that looks pretty obvious.
I think my appendix is going to burst.
I shit like three times every morning
right after I drink a coffee.
Really?
Yo, hi, Mike.
Why, wake up.
I
Shit the bad
Oh, sorry
Where you set you called it a game instead of a gym
I'm coming online now. I'm coming online now. Okay. No worries. Yeah. If I go 0 and 10 again this game, I'm gonna fucking break my monitor.
I wouldn't feel it in its bike label. The chat voted out on cafe. It's like a normal map. I don't think I've ever played this map.
play this game. Let me give you a little background on cafe. There's more windows on it than any
other map besides chalet. So spawn peaks are very prevalent. It's probably the most spawn
peaks map in the game. And even though I told you that, like it's still like sports just
going to be all over you and spawn bro. Leaving spawn is going to be like a fucking
I feel like there's a world where I could bribe to lose this game.
Who is missing from the game?
Please stop inviting me.
I'm coming.
Spoink.
Confidence.
How do we feel?
I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling good.
I have some strats in my head.
I'm not going to say it out loud.
I know what it starts with ends with on peaking.
I mean bro, it's cafe and your aim is like literally perfect bro.
Yeah, I know I think it's the play too.
I'm just gonna be too careful with it, it's just surprise them.
I think the surprise factor is what's winning me here.
I don't know how to react to it.
Boy, I feel like you probably, okay like facts, like facts are capped but you probably know
a spawn peek on every window on this map right?
Like for the most part.
Yep.
Yeah.
Bro this map is like chat, this is probably the worst map in the game to leave spawn
in.
Like undeniably, this map is ass.
Yeah, every single spawn.
Yeah, every spawn peeks and door jump out.
Or both.
Start the game.
Yeah, but let me start the game short-handed,
so that we have to restart the game.
Take the rock out of your fucking head, please.
Yeah, let me start the game, bro.
Yeah, you're right, let's start the game.
I'm a desert game!
I'll start it, so then I have to restart it,
and then we'll waste more time.
I don't know why Dadgie's fucking brain is lagging.
Yep, Dadgie in here.
The hard are
Yes, I'm going to cover your all screen
That was, yeah, it was high-vised
What? What's going on here?
High-minded tune, high-vised
Do you have something to tell us?
Yes, Deg's in
Mooda, I'm going to get mad, he's definitely going to get mad
He's definitely going to get mad
Wait, hey, no, not me
Jack, tell Mooda to switch teams, I'm going to slap his gigantic nose
Sorry
Tell me the switch, bro. What is he doing?
That's the golem. All right, he knows you know
Good luck. Yeah. Good luck guys. Good luck, man. We don't need luck
Final game final game. I just need a thing at Narcan. That's it
I
Fight five streamers come on final game bro final game. Yep. Yep. Yep. You won't show a just wait one more time
Come on. Let's go. I think I think you're gonna do even better on this map. I'm not a control them. Yep
Okay, let's go. How about any
Predictions guys we did predictions on the entire vessel three
I
Don't know to me. All right. Thanks. Thanks for the prime sports. I'll attack guys lock it
game three
Streamers one game one sport one game two it all comes down to game three. We saw split drop
45 kills
45
No, look at the prime. Thank you, bro. We have now game
Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. This shows how ginormous the skill gap is in this game, bro
One top professional player is about to be five streamers.
I forgot my castle bruh.
Good job bruh.
Good job bruh.
Alright chat, we're on cafe.
Map did get reworked last year.
Kind of beautiful map now.
I'm glad chat picked cafe.
I like that clip IHF.
Yeah we let the chat pick.
are any servers? Let's go!
Lucy, don't read this message if you're a chat. Can't point to it, it all comes down
to the last match!
The attackers are moving to the view of the valley versus the enemy's troops.
Alright, Chad, we good here.
Laser-gate in position.
Chad, let's watch the way.
Let's watch the way.
He's so good.
45 kills, last game from the support.
That was absolutely spectacular.
Laser-gate on!
Can he do it one more time, though?
Nick with the 5 gift.
W, Nick, and the check!
Can he do it one more time though? Nick with the 5 gift is W, Nick and the CHECK!
I love this angle, I love this angle, I love this angle! I love this angle!
Mom bro, pick me bro.
Someone's gonna walk in front of us, he just waits.
I'm not one, it's gonna when I'm...
...just through the road there, right?
If he just waits, patience is key in this game, patience is key.
Yep, got it.
Warden, right there, Warden.
Warden, please wait.
Come on, bro.
Spoil's not locked, spoil's not locked.
Spoil's not in the throw state.
Jason.
Okay.
Do you think you're sitting inside holding their dicks?
Lovely.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, what's happening?
What's going on?
What the heck?
What the heck?
It's not lost, man.
Rookie Roppler, chat.
Okay, this is the rough first round right now.
He flashed himself at a Vistarang.
What? What I want you to do is take a deep breath in,
deep breath out.
Aw, I'm changing.
Bad flash, bad ram, it was fucking terrible ram all together.
Let's go, Chris was funny.
Did you guys see how it's funny for us?
Okay, yo demo demo demo demo. Yo all of us
Okay, let's lock in
How confident you feel Buddha got the first sixy. Did you like that?
Yeah
Remember what happened last game, bro. Don't forget.
No, no, he's on my server now.
It's his death row.
Live speed not.
Yo, everyone, everyone.
Listen, spawn in.
Keep your drones, though.
Don't let them get shot, bro.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
With those skin area where he is,
and then keep your drone alive, bro.
Well, we have to find the bomb site first.
He's dead.
Bats, bats.
Down here.
Okay, keep your drone.
Keep your drone alive.
Keep your drone alive.
Keeping it alive, keeping it alive.
They're actually Bob.
Wow.
They're Bob.
He shot my job.
He's no clue where I am.
That's not a what?
Don't be screaming.
Are you good?
Are you good?
Bro, do you think you're trying to spawn people?
I don't think so.
I'll see you in a second.
I don't know any of the spawn people here, so.
I'm just aiming off rep.
Once Bonnie chose, nobody spawned there.
Wait, maybe we're outside and run over to him, though.
Once I catch everyone chill, everyone chill, it's just possible.
We have three minutes, relax, relax.
Let me find them, let me find them.
He's gonna punch the window.
He's not in sight, he's lurking somewhere.
He's somewhere he shouldn't be.
Ron, be careful, but he might go on these stairs, you know?
Cameraman here, shoot this Cameraman.
I'm gonna pick him up.
We're gonna have another drone?
He's gonna teleport back down.
We have time, we have time, we have time.
You know he's somewhere he shouldn't be both care to shoot that camera
sketch a bomb bro you can't die
sketch you shoot that camera no sketch you shoot that camera no I just said
don't run it with the bombing you just ran in with the bomb I was gonna play
What am I worth my ability? I don't even know what it is.
What is this guy doing?
What is this guy doing?
He's delivered to the point.
Alright, I'm watching for him.
He's to your left, he's to your left.
Yo, this ability is fucking crazy, what?
Wait, that's so smart.
I didn't know Dave, I didn't know-
I don't know where he is.
I don't know where he is.
I think he's above, I think he's above, he's above.
Oh
My god, yeah, yo you shall we take it slow though let him make mistakes bro. Let him make this yo Joe
Then
Yeah
That's going in there and dying actually was kind of good because he thought we were all in so he just wanted to jump in on us
But we were waiting for him. Yo, yo, dude. I'm not even gonna lie
What Joe just said is exactly what happened
That's like crazy
Bro, cuz he thought split thought they were just gonna collapse inside, but they didn't that quick right big jack quick
Wow, it is your nose
one
five
I
Yes, bro, I got I got I got a bandamos bro. I got a bandamos here
You got this bro. I've never been more confident in my life. The fact that we're to consider just called you out
It's like a it's but you can ban it. So you're good. You're good. Yeah, I'm a bonnet
One two five first boy chat. We saw him do it like a little key. I don't know chat
I don't think I feel it's the play against these guys, bro
I need to be like flexible chat
Solid snake of the good yeah, they banned solid snake child
One B5 for spoiling.
Come on, spoil it.
He hears me.
He heard somebody run out there.
He heard me.
He's going to jump in.
He's searching, scanning, listening.
He knows there's rumors up here.
He's just trying to roam clear.
Oh no.
He's back up here.
He's going to jump in.
Oh, God.
That's their best player, too.
I thought he wasn't gonna get off the chat
He got my job
No one's even um, they like fully reinforced off-bake. I don't think it's good enough stuff.
Bro, Mozzie's kind of a good pick if I sketch, because which drone economy's gone?
Bro, they're going Mozzie and me, that's actually planned. That's smart though.
This one won't be able to drown that well.
1v3. 1v3 for spoiling.
Why do they barricade site? Why do they barricade site?
What are they doing? Why do they barricade site?
This one is absolutely perfect.
What are they doing why did they do why did they good good flash
You're running out of time!
You're sketching that, you do no way.
Nice, you shot the...
Firecincture.
Nice!
Yes! Yes, Spide!
One more.
Come on, Tapjack, come on.
What's that you're doing?
What is that you're doing, bro?
What is that you're doing, bro?
There you go, Spide!
What is that you're doing, bro?
fucking go jinx come on bro no did you oh no wait we have to rehost cuz he's
gonna get my team know it's gonna force him on your team oh wait why
do you leave wait did you leave oh my god oh my god bro
I promise you I had that
That's mathematically unwinnable bro
Alright, alright, alright
Let me make a new lobby
I've got to update the score so we won't lose any time
It's fucking so dumb man
Bro, you fucking Langting third
No one says bird bro
Fucking nonce
Nonce? Do you know what a nonce is?
I want to be the next Adam Johnson
Okay, alright
You've been so mad
That's what Niko Avocado told me.
Not Niko Avocado.
Niko.
What's his name?
Oh my god.
Daddy, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
If you didn't log out, you had that for sure, bro.
I'm telling you, bro.
I'm kidding, bro.
There's no time.
There's no time, Daddy.
You need seven seconds to get it fused.
And you gotta kill a pro, bro.
You're not ever winning that.
Ever.
You need seven seconds to diffuse and you got to kill a pro bro. You're not ever winning that
Never
My actually
Do I have bad reaction time with the fuckies?
No, your rax time is not bad bro. You're doing good kid. I'm testing it right now
Are you doing the middle second thing? Yes, it's impossible. My right back game is one key
Yeah, that game of feet my records at 180
With that in your FCS days run
Yes days my my reaction time was like 60
Wait, really? I'm back
Well, I think serious 60. I believe there's like maybe like 80. That's actually like motion
It's not cap chat. Oh god. That's not cap. What are y'all talking about? He got a joke
You know the middle second game where it goes green and you click it
it. Ron saying he's got a sub 80 saying he got a sub 80. I've gotten a middle second
game. It's called a no it's like it it it texts your reaction time it's like it'll
tell you the on human benchmark. Just look up middle second reaction time see yours Joe
see yours. Middle second millisecond. Yes this is point first. Like. Middle second.
I
It's human benchmark. That's what I said. Oh, well, I didn't know it was called human benchmark
Can't lie that's kind of mean you yelled at him and he was right. No, because he's he pre-jacked he pre-jacked it
I got one six seven
pre-jacked it
Sketch what's yours? Wait, what's yours to 150? What's my way?
Your middle second reaction time
Human benchmark look up human benchmark and then do it
160 I got 150 and then what I'm
190 that's a right you actually got I know I know my game for Brovy bro tomorrow. We're gonna do human bent
That's not fair
No, there's like eight human bent. All right
But do I cute I beat jigsie now you're not you're not beating me in it
I'm you know you did not be smarter than you so
it's okay to have ego about that I'm definitely invited I invited Ron and have
us am I getting old bro I just hit 140 speed test
yeah you guys want to see my I don't want no I got 143 is that good what did
you guys get that's I got 110 I got 110 Jesus look at that you got one nine
nine I got 190 Jesus that's something to do with your fucking body prep
percentage it has to be here I have invited everyone everyone it's just
Now chat here's the okay, so okay before we start average reaction time 273
Shisa Wow, I feel like it did that instant. All right, let me see. Whoa. Whoa. Remember 2023 game of the year
by the way
It usually does it rain in Southern California
I just got it eight. I just got
it eight. Look at my stream. I
literally just got it. Bro, you
have to be in mind cannot. You
are mad. You're mad. You're
pretty fired. It's it's pretty
firing. It's the same thing.
It's the same thing. Wait, you
can just. Oh, okay. Okay. Now,
you can't really be proud of
All right, what the fuck am I like am I like old am I like 15 years old like what is this
Shice that's one yet. I mean bro should be fair like you guys are gonna say cope. This is my chat monitor
I'm like far away from it. It's not my gaming mother. I do let me see what I can actually get
Wait what that wasn't green hello
So the average is 273, I mean it's faster than average I guess
But what is that including like 85 year old grandma's?
Whoa, okay
To be fair I was blinking see brother. This is actually really eye-opening
Because this is why I always lose gunfights and siege bro when I'm blinking not telling you
Jack to be fair. No one even a holy guys. I'm not on I was just blinking like
Not bad, kid, hey, not bad, kid.
Check, anybody beat 160?
Without pre-guessing.
I mean, it's better than average.
400 is like a corpse.
No, it's not a corpse, it's just blinking, buddy.
I'm just blinking, that's all it is.
I got one.
Chicken tendies, no, you didn't.
You don't have a one to millisecond reaction time you don't have that you're like the biggest troll in here
fake chat
Yo, jakey jakey jakey. It's only fair. Remember that one time. I just go to admit where sorry. Sorry. You can talk
I'd like to go
Jinx you can you get the bands doke a bee snake?
Wait, can I make a deal with you
Yeah, yeah, hold up
Wait, wait, oh my god, we gotta get everything right start off on attack and exploit, right?
You're the bad picture, right?
I'm not gonna get this. I'm not controlling that. It's for my mom. Yes. Yes, yes
If uh, if we win this game you trade me your best knife if we lose I'll give you my min-ware and press
Yeah, that's a good deal. Bro. My best knife is shit, bro
What's your best knife?
It's like 500 bucks
All right
Jinx he doesn't care about $500 confirm wait
Bands are Mira Aruni Nate Bill could be
By the way, do you mind on your best for payments?
Okay, okay
I think I have it perfect wait now have mine tell me the other ones okay it's a
Rooney mirror
all right guys what is your name high-vives
because I won't call them high-minded now that's his name no but I'm saying
why is his username even high-vives to begin with he wasn't bad
They must not man, so what was the dance?
I'm getting aired me. Oh could be sorry
All right, don't worry Joe. I heard you here. Okay. Would you say Joe? Thank you guys?
Am I not it Joe?
Sketch for teams I was I was trying to fuck twice which teams
Where's that?
Yes, Joe just asked why is your name hi boys my mind saying boo
Um, I mean this is boring like
Vyze wasn't available on Twitch and it's like it was like an inactive account and you can't get it unless your partner
Why why did you want?
That's what my parents named guy
I got it, you see it?
All right, there you go.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
All right, we're good, we're good.
And I call you Rodney.
Rodney's home.
Jersey.
Okay.
Oh no, no, no.
Spoiler alert, you're back.
All right, we're looking.
All right.
Do we have the right bands before we start?
So I did team starting match as attackers,
orange team, which is you.
And then I did blue win, blue win, orange win.
And then the bands, I did
Doka V, solid snake, Mira Aruni.
Mira Aruni, yeah, yeah.
All right, you ready?
But let's go.
I hope it's right, I hope it's right.
Spoi!
Not that bad!
Come on, come on, come on.
Yes, it's right, yes, yes, yes.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
And you were just trying to attack?
Perfect!
I did good, Chad, I done good, son.
Let's carry it, let's carry it.
Spoi, come on, baby.
You got this, bro.
Right?
YouTube, we did a slight intermission
because Deshi's game crashed, but we're back.
Two to one.
Let's go.
We're the bands, uh, it's, it's bad. It's bad. I think it's just not showing up. Oh, it glitched. Okay. Yep. Wait, it literally glitched. I literally did it. I literally did it. Yo, documents. Don't use.
Don't use. Don't use. Don't use solid snake because they're bad or sorry. Yeah. Don't use. Don't use solid snake because they're bad. All right.
All right, you know I'm gonna be in the loop solid snake
All right, I told him to not use the band ops
All right, so it's still good. Why don't I don't could be
And then mirror a roomie. That's the only bands
Yeah
Let's go boy. Let's go. Let's go. Hey, this is killshit, bro. Come on. Get off.
Bro, what? Oh my god, I just thought... I picked up... Bro, chat, I was gonna ban
Fenrir, bro, and I just picked Fenrir. Chalk it. They have nothing to do. Come on.
It comes down to the final game on Captain Hatch and you need to locate and defend the
mob.
1v5 for Mr.Spoi.
Usually dancing friends.
Yeah, we're going to set up Spoi vs. Svoboda this week, trust me.
Oh no, no, no, I was thinking about that.
All right, all right, all right, Spoi's going to barricade, or he's going to
be in 4th.
10 seconds to insertion.
He lost last round to the freezer wall being open.
I wonder if he's going to win.
5 seconds to go.
Yeah, he's going to win.
He's going to win.
He's going to win.
He's going to win.
He's going to win.
He's going to win.
He's going to win.
He's going to win.
The front walls he lost last time to the freezer wall being open. I wonder if he's gonna live five sex to go
All right, let's get out of here force these walls here chat
Wasn't I supposed to ban my third here or am I tripping out of a
I did everything right, the settings don't work, it's just the game is just terrible.
But I'll just do verbal bands, I guess, first case scenario, Jeff.
What are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing?
They're rushing the wrong thing. What are they doing?
This way.
Shots.
1v5, this way.
Come on. Come on.
These guys are not ready to go.
of
Oh
How does this guy do in there
Two best players it's Muda it's Muda and Ron
That's fucking demos bro
It's the most bro, okay
Just wait since the bands are glitched. I'm just gonna wait now there
Yeah, I couldn't even bandamus last round, bro. You should be able to ban on this round. No, I'm a defense now
Yeah, yeah, you should be able to ban him next round, right?
wait, no, oh
My god, it's no no no you yeah, you guys yeah, you guys tell him to know you stay most
Okay
Fuck he's played a band operate yo, let's go. Yes. Yes yo by the way Muda just so you know like future now
Deimos is banned. He was trying to ban it last round, but I like to list
Dude
Jaycee, what is this dude bro? He couldn't pan
I'm just talking your wiener dude. I'm just talking
You guys are looking good out there, man. I don't know yo, who's you guys be honest?
All right, wait, they said they know no more demos. All right
I mean, it's over now. They can't come demos. I'm not gonna lie
Brother Deimos and yin was kind of cringe
I
Shot my drone chat fuck
Three-one need for the streamers
Bro, please tell me they're not playing any world now. This could be genius army
keep one, game two, and he was losing at the start
this may be a very similar year in game three
Moon is actually so clutched for clutching that ball
Dude, they just did it, bro
He just reinforced that
that
the opa of the prime thank you brother
i think i know what he's going to do
he might
he's the cruiser hatch then draw
yeah he has no drones
Oh, he hits the freezer wall.
I don't know how they left it.
He blows up the wall and he's going to be cracked.
He's trying to catch an off guard.
He exploded the freezer wall and he's going to hit it from the back.
That is smart.
You know, it's wrong.
It's wrong.
Shit.
What is Hengie doing?
Linj, I think I'm primed.
It's just a point.
Come on.
It's out of stable mode, though.
Put Stenji on 78P.
Oh, god.
That guy took forever to die, bro.
for one bro hey for one chat dude
that thing was crazy on that after bro these shit all right bro uh yeah let's
find the demos now bro I'm buying demos more demos for this guy
bro Muda is actually carrying I just gotta get the momentum chat I just gotta
get the momentum, bro. Okay, I can't think snake. It's just
that's it. Yeah.
I mean, this boy, all of them say and Ralph four to one comeback
would be cinema.
They would be fucking cinema. You're right.
I think you can do it, bro. The demos was pretty cringe, but
now I think you're chill.
Yeah.
Bro, it's just let's all get it.
Yeah, so let's get it.
Come on, boy.
1v5.
1v5.
It usually does it right.
Come on, fly!
He's got this, chap.
He's got this.
4-1 comeback would be generational.
It you?
Yo, Uchi got the development.
The round that, the boy, was the last round,
the Deimos one, the one before.
one be one for a very nice yo giant plug in a controller so Jixi doesn't stop
if I need to use like segments bro cuz I blow
Running towards B
Open that shit up. Yeah
Yo, you guys are clear, breach site, bro, breach site, breach site, breach site.
Oh, I'm going.
Okay, coming, breaching.
Yo, Joe, your site is entirely clear.
He's roaming.
He's upstairs.
Wait, he's roaming.
He's roaming.
He's roaming.
Let the bomb.
Let the bomb.
I got it.
I got it.
Watch me cover me.
Cover my sixth bravo.
Okay, we're not.
Where is he?
Where is he?
He's above you guys.
Up there.
He's above you guys.
Up there.
Where is he?
My flow he's peeking
I'm playing
Moot over split, Moot over split, oh my god.
Cinema.
You saw him on the camera.
You saw him.
You saw him.
Here, Ruder.
Am I speaking?
You saw that in the solvents, right?
And that's game!
My god!
And that's game!
No more of this one.
That's not game.
I'm going to need two more.
But he saw him on the camera
Was it barricaded shoulder?
Wait, we should have really put me on control. You should have put me on one. What are you almost as good as me?
Oh, I mean if you're feeling confident, right, you can hop on the sticks right now. You're not you're not you're not
Yeah, am I tweaking or did he not he saw it I swear to God he saw it
like on his solar scan he saw the guy on his drone.
Don't be with that 25, right?
Bro, right.
He did.
Why did he stop beating?
Come on.
Why aren't y'all playing on your server?
Just like ease this better for them.
Attackers need to locate and diffuse as many bombs as they can.
They have people from West Coast, so that's like crazy high.
I saw me word on
Attackers, we discovered the location of a bomb
It might be wraps, bro
It might be wraps
They're getting my drones
It might be wraps
Damn, bro, I don't even know what to say against these guys, bro
I don't even know what to say against these guys, bro
Activating jammer.
How did you shoot my gun?
Spoilt Bandemos they didn't bandemos guys I'm literally gonna have an enderism
wanna bug
right I have to tell you that was gonna be too good
it doesn't matter on shot a but it matters on this map cuz we just keep
killing him
There's a murder against me.
I had a feeling that I was gonna kill you, bro.
Shit.
Amos Bans.
They're sketchy.
Fucking murder's been alive, bro.
He has to kill murder.
I
Yes, yes, wait, yes wait
Yes, wait
Yes, baby. Yes. That's what I need child. That's what I need right there, bro
Come on.
A once bad comeback would be tough.
That's what I need.
Yup, yup, yup.
You just have to kill Buddha.
That's the way it'll be all of it.
I just have to kill literally one person, bro.
Look at the reward, bro.
But he's hiding like a pussy, bro.
Every round, bro.
Yeah.
He has no balls, bro.
Jesus Christ.
Come on.
Chat.
A five comeback.
Fireplace mining might be a good shot.
Firepl-
Come on!
Fireplace might be a good shot.
I cannot play visual.
Yeah.
And I cannot play...
Well, I'm gonna keep it a butt.
I don't think Kitchins can play, bro.
They know how to, like...
No, no, no.
I don't think it's the play anymore
You know how to attack it
Yep, come on come on bro won't be fast
Bromona have to get chop it up to get muda and run
Yeah guys, I'm a cheating weirdo. Yep. He already picked our reading you're gonna be like just ban everybody
Yeah, I think uh
We have echo though, we do have echo in our books. Yeah
5 seconds to insertion
Okay, I see we're so good
Where is he? Is he actually giving up?
He said he had a second
Did you hear him like black?
Yo, Deji was one of the bad guys
Deji, I thought I was going to cast him
He's right here, he's on one ping
He's on one ping, not moving
Yeah!
Yo, Ron!
Ron, Ron, I swear to God
Your hand
I love your hands!
I love your hands!
I love your hands!
Say WALAHI!
WALAHI!
Dude, I got a fucking camera on me bro.
The yellow paint man.
Alright chat.
Do I run back to the ground?
They must have gone to the east.
I didn't even get the track about this.
I don't know.
Come back to some chat.
Come back to some bro.
I'm sad bro. Bro, Mooda's killed him every time.
Why would I hop? Because he was running out on the far left side of the gate, bro.
Chai, y'all should know this, bro. Come on, chat. Come on, chat.
If I need to see this guy on the far end, I gotta run out and bolt over, bro.
I kill this guy every time, but they had like three more people there, bro.
Dude, I knew Mooda was gonna be too good, bro.
It's too good, bro.
I had a feeling.
It's for Haps, bro.
It's for Haps, bro.
Dude, chat.
Ah, man.
Bro, we were originally going to have, we were originally going to do this with, uh,
Sina.
But Sina said she's going to play.
Bro, if Sina was in Muda, like, if Sina was in Muda's spot,
spoil her to wall.
But, um, it is what it is, bro.
like this. Mooda's just like, bro, there's no way he peeks silver though. Like, I've seen
silvered. Yeah, what was Mooda's peak rank? He told me he peeks silver. Oh my gosh. Put
your shit on. Put your shit on, Joe. He peeks flat? He said flat to you. Yeah, I know
an hour ago when we were in the game. I'm saying the other day he said he peaked silver
to my face. I'm not lying. I think he just said he peaked silver so you could play it.
I don't know man, if they keep team killin' spoiler where?
Oh my god, two of the exploits just killed me, this is so weird.
If this guy recall headshots me best, you're a fucking god.
Bad mindset, boys.
Bad mindset.
Yeah!
Hold me one, c'mon c'mon.
Please.
Save my life, people.
Please, boy.
Here we go, chat.
Here we go, bro.
Here we go, bro.
it's
36 maybe 363, 316
is
the
city
I think that she has free will to do any places
Yeah, this guy says it with a smurf on his face. Yo, Jix you're weird, bro
I think that you know what is your peak right, but you said silver yesterday. Yeah, it was
Silver bro, so you
Bro, I just gotta call it off. We just I swear
Let's just cancel the turn I don't know what I do
It's a good I mean you're the best sober I've ever seen like I'm denied
GGs boys
Wait, you brought me in here
I'm lacking out. Oh, please. Tell me he is back to your lagging your life
Well, I feel like jigsie is like kicking everyone off line, bro
Like what is happening? Oh, nobody's kicking nobody y'all got to figure out the TK's what's going on over here
No, it's run bro, wait
So he starts in it by killing me right
Yeah, shut up shut up
So so okay, so it was it was dancing forward
What do you think, bro?
Who do you think?
Well, he is,
and Jaycee's actually instigating right now,
so we lose.
Get away from me, Desi!
Please, what on me?
Desi, stop!
Oh my God, oh my God.
Damn you!
Yo, I don't know, there it is.
Yo, guys, guys, guys, stop trolling, please, please.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yo, Joe, what is my character Doochat?
Does anyone know?
Dude's just a bundle of joy.
Would you snuck shooting games?
Everyone chill yo when I tell you to use the lion you use it, okay
He's right here on one thing tell God damn guy I'm telling you know
Hold on.
Oh, here it is, here it is.
I'm making a stable run on a black.
Just one more to shoot.
That's so small.
I got him.
Come on, Scythe.
Yes!
Yes!
We did it!
We did it!
Yes!
We did it!
Come on!
Yo, why does James go in?
I feel like this game is so easy. I feel like I'm gonna be like shit.
You know, I swear on my life. What do you mean we did it? I'm the only guy who got five kills.
I got a kill before it canceled it. I just gotta get that.
Hi, man. Put up Muda's R6 tracker. There's no way he peeks over.
We can all go pro.
Yes.
Yo, Muda, you are shit.
Muda, you are shit.
Boy, bro, if you can go pro, I can go pro.
Muda, you just had four people that was just running at me with utility,
And then you are here, last guy alive, ask the fucking radian, no shame!
What's not a shame?
What's the highest?
What's not the highest?
1v1 Mura?
Chad, I would work Mura.
Rable.
Mura.
Mura, Mura, Mura.
I need my 100 gift.
Look, Mura, first off, let's say, yeah, you gotta get a gift.
Okay, Mura, just a 1v5 to spoil it.
You're not gonna win a 1v1 against him, but Muta, I want me to win you.
Let me run for him. I want you on your jixie.
Alright, bro, what is the point of you 1v1ing Splinter?
I would drive you on Chalet.
What do you mean? Because you had ping advantage.
I want you on either of you.
Bro, okay, now you're dissing us saying that we actually did nothing.
No, no, you guys, no, no.
That's what Jake did to you.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Joe, Joe was good.
Joe and Ron were good comps.
Deji was just fucking lagging out.
And Deji was one.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Mods, go to the chat.
Yo, Deji, Deji, I don't want to play a video game
with you ever again, bro.
Yeah, it's not a fucking game.
When I see you on the pitch, I'm dead ass serious.
I'm going to slide tackle you and fuck up your whole body,
bro.
I got a question, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A thousand gifts that we want to be loved.
A thousand gifts that we want to be loved.
Thank you bro, thank you bro, thank you bro, thank you Jesus man.
Thanks!
Hey, thanks guys for playing bro, appreciate you Joe, love you Joe, Deji, Ron, Meeks,
Skats, love you guys, love you guys.
Hey, thanks for playing bro, love you guys bro.
You guys have a word with you down on one channel?
We're muted, yeah, yeah.
What'd you say?
Can I have a chat with you down on one channel?
Alright, come.
Now I want to be one mood for my left testicle.
Your mood you said seems easy, right?
I mean I just shit on Splitting as a pro player.
So I owe you a hundred subs so what do you want to do if you want to out the ante?
Okay why don't we double it and I'll give you a hundred?
No fuck that, no I need something to gain.
Let me give you a hundred.
Let me give you a hundred.
Let me give you a hundred.
Let me give you a hundred.
No, no, no, don't get it.
Don't get the game.
games don't get right just don't get don't work me no no no listen listen why
don't don't keep your money listen why don't we do 200 to 100 so oh yeah
exactly I'm going to literally fuck you in the ass do you know that's that 200
gifted for my 100 gifted right yeah yeah yeah wait wait give me a hundred
if I win?
Yes, and if I win, you give me 200.
Oh, wait, I can, I mean, do you want to play me?
Like, Chet, I put Squirtle on him.
Bro, I mean, I can put you against the best controller
player ever.
First, the 2023 Gamer of the Year!
All right, now, bro, I'm just gonna say,
if you beat me, I'll never show my face
onto it again.
How about that at the left?
Out of the left.
If I win I get 100 subs?
Yes.
If you win you get 200 subs?
Not if. When. I win. I want my 200.
Okay. So I get 100 if I win.
High five so much.
It used to be...
Bruh, I hope you realize bro, like you beating spoiled...
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, high five that's fine.
You beating spoiled... No, no, high five.
Do like five seconds. Do like five, high five.
Do like five seconds.
Five seconds. Two like five, guys, two like five.
Bro, you beating Spoy in a 5v1 does not mean the game is easy.
You fucking idiot.
Oh, where about a, wait, where about a five?
Good aim, but I don't know what the fuck goes on this game.
I need, like, I need info.
What is he spam? I've seen clips in the past he uses shotguns.
This is not ego, chat. Fuck ego. Bro, I just want... Yo listen, listen, listen. Listen, listen, listen, listen, chat.
I want to 1v1 Jinx the Atlas game, alright? Now listen, now listen, now listen.
Who does he use? What character does he use? What gun does he use? What map are we going to play on?
I need to know these informations.
Okay, Ban Ying and Ban Mutes.
Ban Ying, Ban Mutes, okay?
Okay, what's that?
I'm gonna make a list real quick.
No product.
Okay, what?
Let me see you guys.
Okay, Ban Mutes, Ban Ying.
Now what?
snake bandimo smoke is annoying yo yo yo yo are you ready for this dick yeah no
shotguns no shotguns no can we do that can we can we do no shotguns yeah I
the game are you sure you want to do that though like up the price okay okay
excuse me let's let's get literally five thousand subs on this I'm up a one
thousand four hundred and seventeen you're level eighty you're not gonna kill
me no shields and no shotguns yep yep no shields no shotguns yep okay no
No shields and no shotguns.
Anything else?
And can I get the map?
Yeah, what map do you want?
And can I get the server?
Yeah, sure.
What server do you want, East?
I want East, and the map I want is...
Let's put more on it then.
Let's put more on it if you're gonna pick everything.
No, no, no, I want them both.
I'm a silver in this game,
which I have good aim, bro.
That's it.
You're definitely a higher skill than silver.
I
Tell him what you join join the fucking game bro my bad
I'm gonna join it. What matters you want bro. You're gonna get worked on every man
I need to I need to I need to see the map the last time I put this game on Xbox bro like years ago
So I didn't know I didn't know
I can't wait to show you how big the skill gap is in this game
I'm gonna actually sweat. I'm gonna try to 7-0 you I'm gonna sweat my cock off
Wait, so no shotguns. I got no no shotguns and no shield, but I got the bug. I gotta reset my game. Give me 30 seconds
Chat yo, what's not one that you always spam the shotguns by I said a thousand four hundred five. Okay, so we're not doing that
I'm out. We're not doing that. Yep
What else bro chat we're not getting squirtle bro
Shut up, bro. We're not gonna squirtle guys. I'm gonna say it doesn't I'm gonna seven oh
It doesn't matter you're not seven only shit Jixie, but you're not even gonna get gunfights. It's gonna be like wait
How did I die? That's what you're gonna say every round. That's literally I don't see that though
I don't see how that's gonna happen. I wonder why you played a 5v1, right?
If you have four UAVs on your team basically like that's why you were telling us boy broke you one-way one-splitting seven
Trust me, so my 100 gifted salves to your for your 200. Okay. Thank you for your 200. All right
Okay, we're good.
Okay, let's go.
They bite me.
Tell a hive mine and bite me.
How many hours do I have in this game by the way?
30,000 across like six accounts.
Bro, you're not gonna win.
Bro, in my heyday, I was like the top 30 controller player on the game.
You're not gonna win, bro.
Yo, let's get in here, bro.
No, you said the game's easy.
Let's see how easy this game is, bro.
It yo, I'm gonna add high-fives to the call
Wait it said you joined them left hello, it's not working someone if I mean
UD soft
Okay, I accepted now. I know I was just not working for him
I'm in I'm in a man. I'm in
You're in mouth back. Yes. I never never never okay. I'm not really check them out. Let me check them out
You have Oregon, Chalet, Club, Capay, Border, Night of your Lives, Villa, Bank.
What do you want?
Can I see Chalet real quick?
I remember just seeing them.
Somebody said God forbid this game fucking works.
Holding ball knowledge.
Alright, bro.
Cases when?
After I lay this deck down that I'm going to get on cases.
Let me lay this deck down really quick.
Because I wouldn't even be 1v1ing you, bro, but you said siege is easy, like, that's it.
I'm not letting that fly.
After you did a 5v1, like, who are you feeling like, bro?
This shit is not, like, valorant, dude.
Um, wait, what do you think is a harder game?
Um, siege.
Like, look, bro, siege is a harder game to work.
So, okay, out of any FPS game, and I'm pretty sure every human would agree with this,
that has more than five brain cells.
The hardest game to learn is Siege.
I'm not saying master, I'm not saying Siege,
the hardest game to master, but the hardest game,
it has the steepest learning curve out of any FPS.
So what do you mean valorant, guys?
I could just swipe on people.
Like once I learn the abilities, it's like, okay.
Like guys, valorant is hard to learn,
but Siege is the hardest game to learn.
Guys, name one game with a harder,
I'm not talking about to master,
I'm sorry about the math.
Name a game with a harder learning curve than C.
If your level's zero.
Tarkov?
Maybe, I haven't played Tarkov.
You might hear that.
I've heard Tarkov's as hard.
Okay, I wanna play it plain.
Okay, plain's not in ranked.
You cannot pick a not ranked map.
Okay, so can I see my options again?
It's Chalet.
Chalet, Oregon, club, cafe, border,
night of the labs, villa, bro, you're bank.
You're putting so much time in this.
You're going to get deck on every map.
I'm level 1400, Muda.
You're level 80, bro, just pick a map.
What map did I just play right now?
You just played a spot on Kafe,
you just played him on Kafe, you wanna play Kafe?
Chat Fortnite's not a FPS, Fortnite's not a FPS, guys.
Okay, let's play
Let's play let's place let's play Shelly
Let me get the fence okay that prove you want everything what else don't fuck me
Why get that defender you just said you want defense right you want attack yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Okay. All right, so all right
See just easy right? Let's go roll off it. I'll stop all right. So no shotguns no shields
No shots, there's no shields.
See, just easy, right?
You said that! You did not!
Yes, I did. Let's go.
Okay.
Yo, do you have a delay? I'm gonna put a fucking delay on it if you have a fucking delay.
I should know. You're not gonna miss that.
How much do you delay? How much do you delay?
Uh, five seconds. Put it on.
Thank you.
Is it banned?
You're banning, banning.
Yeah, yeah put on Buddhist cam. I've asked put on Buddhist cam bottom right bottom right
All right, so the rules are no shields no shotguns correct. Yes, sir
Good all
That's how I got you bro. He said siege is easy. Yeah back bro. I'm gonna be honest
You'll probably win like one or two rounds. I don't like seven to two
Maybe 7-3, maybe 7-3, because like your aim is good I'm proud you're just level 8, so you're not gonna like know anything.
Stomp it, it's watching chat, we'll do that 1v5 with streamers with Stomp it in like a month, or like two months.
Whenever Stomp it, it's not busy, but we'll give it like a month.
Yo, uh, like fucking, bro, this is...
Wait, Joe, I get 100 times my win and then you get 200?
yes so you have a two to one house
all right I'll give you the hardest
outside of the house
drone has located a bomb 10 seconds
5 seconds to insertion, but if I'm dead on the location, I need to be on my controller
headset. I can't be listening to my PC headset. If I listen to my PC headset, I can't hear
anything. Just tell me that I'm deafening and then 7 million.
They have a lot of me close out of this. Close out of this.
Do you really need me?
Yeah.
Okay.
I
Might be the freest
I'm gonna go for the 7-0.
He said Teemo's the easy, bro.
What's that ban?
Deimos.
Right, he's like a cringe Deimos player, half his thing for the back.
He said Teemo's the easy.
Alright, alright, alright.
Let me lock in, let me lock in, let me lock in, let me lock in.
Malty could be good.
Malusi could be good.
Let me go thorn thorns like the most underrated op in the game right now.
Slicksy, thinkin' about it all up, Zigg, thinkin' about it all up, Digg more, thinkin'
about it all up, like thinkin' about it all up, yes bro, he said seeds was easy
after 5v1ing's boy, Barat!
Bro, Jax, I have to try hard guys.
Guys, guys, I have, like guys, I'm trying to 7-0 him, I'm not trying to win.
I'm trying to set the starter to try to my life.
I'm not gonna like...
I'm not gonna give him a false reality of what he thinks CG is, bro.
He's gonna get 7-0ed by a controller player.
Ten seconds.
See, there's these steepest burning burns out of any FPS, bro.
I mean, the more time he spends on his drone, the less time he has until I finish.
That's dead end.
He just wasted so much time.
Tarkov, okay, you better not talk about Tarkov, I don't play that game, to be fair.
I heard talk of a steep burning at them.
7-0 covered in HOT!
7-0 covered in HOT!
Mura, let's go around, bruh.
Yo, you're just like shooting my drones right now.
Let's go.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Mura, Mura, Mura, Mura.
What does he play?
He played me last time, what's been here, he played me, what's been here, cases, let
me set it up, let me set it up, let me set it up, let me set it up, let me set it up,
Ram with flashes, maybe?
Shiasa.
Shiasa.
Do, yeah.
Bonnie Blue watching you.
Bazzara.
Why Q, think about it.
Why Q, think about it.
Jack, I'm going for a seven.
Oh, sweet.
Mega, think about it, one mega.
Appreciate it.
Love you, J.C. Hope you do well on the charity match.
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate you, man.
Jack, should we do a little bit of valorant
before we go on cases?
What do we sync, what do we sync?
Bro, I wanna get on cases at like eight though.
I'm feeling a gold terrain, me too.
Hi guys, what time do you think we'll have our full budget?
Nine?
We're having our full budget at nine?
10 seconds to insertion
5 seconds to insertion
Excuse the messy man
He doesn't brain inside the California
My eyes don't shake
Savito
Savito come on
You located a bomb.
I'm
That's good rain, Mura. That's good rain. And delete it.
I mean, who the fuck are you peaking? I'm the fuck are you peaking?
Come on, bro. Come on, bro. Is this environment, Mura?
Let's go. Let's go.
Joe, what do you mean? What do you mean?
This is going to be a 7-0. This is going to be a 7-0.
I told him I'm just gonna lay deck down. It doesn't matter what the map is.
I told him I'm gonna lay deck down. Alright, alright. Thor and Azami? Let me see.
It usually doesn't rain then.
Fenn?
Let's go. Let's go chat.
This is gonna be a 7-up. This is gonna be a 7-up.
And then we're gonna rip cases, bitches.
Oh, I just realized we already have 39 cases. We just need keys.
I'm feeding tonight. I'm feeding. I'm feeding.
Here's a bomb!
Shite, son.
He just tried to beat us, and he's...
You lay down, bro! We in this bitch!
We in it now!
location secure
Decent lick my ass no, bro. I'm not licking your ass
Up for it located a bomb you know what to do
of
of
I should have right here.
I'm like one hell of a...
I'm not gonna chat.
What is that fucking emote?
Stop!
Come on, Muda.
Come on Mura
Show me how easy it is man
Show me how easy it is
Show me how easy it is
Yo Mura nice plant spot, huh?
Nice plant spot
Oh my god
Oh my god
Jinxie, what the fuck?
Let me plug in my headset real quick, let me plug in my fucking headset
Oh my god
Yo Mura, who taught you that plan spot bro?
Jinxie bro
What is that?
Jinxie, I'm sorry
Okay, good boy, good boy bro, don't ever stop, hope it's easy again
Okay, it's not, it's not
I'm just gonna win, I'm gonna send it over to you bro.
What?
Shiesa, you should've never did this bro.
You brought this on yourself dude.
I don't know how to read the agents.
Yeah bro, that's the learning curve
that I'm talking about and everyone's ignoring it.
It's not an easy game bro, it takes hours
to learn the maps, the ups, the recoil patterns,
the angles, the spawn peaks, the destructions,
all the utility you see.
Like it's not an easy game
you beat spoiled in a 5v1
ROLL AT YOUR FUCKING EGO
SHIT
Alright bro, I'm gonna lock back in now
Jigsie, no, just play on Nidget
Play on Nidget
Yeah, I'm good bro, 7-0
Jigs, gotta give me the talk to him
No, like, bro, my PC ads out of shit
You don't call CG's, you know
You don't call CG's, you know
I'm not gonna let that shit slide
Let's move it in, come on
The hardest FPS ever made though.
You need a little bit of...
I'm not giving you many wins.
Hardest FPS ever made, Chad.
I'm saying is anyone who says he's not the hardest FVS is probably not gonna see
the
come on
come on
come on
come on
I did not know he was this good bro, what the fuck?
Um, it's easy, it's easy bro, what's going on?
This might be a seven right now, I'm gonna keep it a box, I thought you were gonna win
one or two, but I might have been mistaken.
I might have been mistaken.
Oh, just shit.
Dude, chat, bro.
Come on, y'all.
All right, let me go fan.
Fan, fan, fan, fan, fan.
Come on, almost over, almost over, almost over.
Come on chat chat come on chat two more
We're trying to get this a good discussion to have though like what what FPS has the steepest learning curve
I think it's easy, bro
I forgot what people say Tarkov. Y'all might be right. I haven't played Tarkov. So I don't
have opinion on that. Y'all might be right.
You need to be advised a mom location has been compromised five seconds left
Located by off-board
Bronsk, I thought he's gonna win
That he's gonna win he's gonna get seven oh no
cases let me finish laying the stick down let me finish laying the stick
out of that amount of cases.
I
See my son
Like bro, I just don't know how you're fucking killing me, I don't understand.
Don't you ever say she just easy in my presence again!
Take that ass back to Valorant!
Take that ass back to Valorant, bitch!
Shazak!
One more. One more. One more.
Fuck!
One more. One more.
One more. I need to get the 7-0. I cannot fuck this up. I need to get the 7-0.
One more. I have to get the 7-0. There's no other option.
One more. One more. One more.
We're going to be ripping like 200 cases after this, minimum a hundred, let me set it up.
This is crashing out, good boy.
Insertion in 10 seconds.
Five seconds to go.
I saw him, must be located at the top.
At it? Yep.
I got a good feeling about tonight.
Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did.
Looking like a true survivor.
Living like a little kid.
I'm...
See, Bob?
Moody's got potential to be done, bro. Who does good aim?
You're located a bomb.
Moody was like the only person I was actually killing spoiled.
I don't think I'm going to go!
His bathroom I could just hear him.
He actually killed me. He actually killed me. He actually killed me. Wow. He actually killed me.
Shiesa. Bro, I should have just took sight. What am I doing? Oh, what am I doing? Bro, I choked the
sweep. Bro, I should have just took sight. Oh my god, that was so unnecessary to take that fight.
I'm just feeling it. I'm not gonna lie. I was feeling it bro. That was so stupid of me. That was so dumb
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I
Shouldn't have I shouldn't have swung good job. I am
Bro, I shouldn't have swung
the bomb. Wrap with the 10 gift in a W bread in a chat. Defense with the prime gun against
in a chat. Bad discipline. Bad discipline. Chat I'll let you guys down. I know. Other
bad discipline, bad discipline
shoutout to you guys now, I know, other buddies shoutout to you guys now
keep an eye out for on board testing to defuse your bombs
this guy spends way too much time on pills.
worried tonight we're making profit on cases we haven't had one profitable night
ever could tonight be the night
It's coming down here.
I heard him run.
I heard his character run.
I know he served.
I don't think he has any drums, chat.
Bro, I should have just had an ode.
Yeah, he has no drums.
Chad did I hit him with my Gigo? I heard him run, I know I did.
15 seconds left.
10 seconds to go 5 seconds remaining
Mission failed, all friendlies have been neutralized
I got wall paint!
Alright, I got wall paint multiple times!
I got wallbangs multiple fucking times.
Are you kidding me?
No, I mean wallbangs.
That was like one of the only spots I could have been, so wallbangs.
I had a feeling he would try wallbangs.
I didn't even hit me three times, that was kind of nuts.
Well played, I should have went to,
I should have played Garden.
I should have played Garden, that.
I need to locate a bomb.
Like on that brick wall, Ivy.
But I got whooped.
Now that was free that was free asshole bro chat when I heard him get off the plan I should have just ran
That's definitely on me guys
Well, how do I get that I'm gonna get this
He's not even upstairs, bro.
I looked to the wrong side.
You have located a bomb.
got your echo drum?
He's gone.
The user is active, protected at all costs.
You weren't even close to me!
You were not even close to me!
You were not even close to me!
What, bro?
This game is not fucking easy.
Okay, this game is hard to learn.
Second of all,
you are all so good.
I'm not gonna lie.
But can you do a B03?
I didn't know half the shit you did, bro.
Bro, what's the play, bro?
You should have got 7-1, bro.
I'm gonna be honest. I sold the one round.
Bro, what's the point bro? It's not close bro. It's not fucking close, bro.
Bro, I'm gonna admit you're good and guess the game is not easy. That's L ego.
But bro, I just feel like I need to have a BO3. Like I'm gonna itch. I'm gonna itch my math dude.
So, I'll BO3 on one occasion.
Okay, what's the occasion?
Um, you have to give 200 subs if I win.
I
See why bro, I got a new cases like tonight's my knife
Bro, I guess no, I'm gonna lose. I know I am okay, then good boy, bro
We don't know go and stop saying that brother. It should have got down to one, bro. I sold one round
Dude, it's just can we just do a bo3. I want to just play against you one more time
No, bro, there's no point.
I wanted to play some dick and I laid some dick, bro.
Now I'm gonna go clean up my nut
and then go watch Netflix.
ID, open cases.
I laid, dude, I just wanted to lay dick down, bro.
All right, go.
Jigsie, please, I need this.
Bro, Muda, that siege was easy, bro.
I won the game, bro, 72.
GGs, man.
Muda, all you gotta do, Muda, is just say,
Jynxie, look at the camera.
Say Jynxie, Siege is the hardest FPS.
That's all you gotta say.
Look at it.
Look at the camera and say Jynxie,
Siege is the hardest FPS.
Oh my God.
Jynxie, you're already one, dude.
Like, come on, you're just gonna kill me, bro.
Like, just stop, dude.
Dude, can we just DOBO3?
This is not fair.
I didn't know half the agents who did.
But I swear, I promise I can get at least five now.
At least, if not win, at least five.
Bro, I don't, like, bro, what do I gain from BO3?
I don't gain anything, bro.
I, bro, I walked into a 1v1.
Yes, you're right.
I did say the game was easy.
But I couldn't have left with 100 gifted
and tilted everyone.
Instead, I went to look at the guy that is apparently Richie told me that you're the the best that one of you was and you're 30 hours and I don't know nothing about the game.
I risked my one one.
I was the best that one be one.
I don't know.
I was top five out one be ones like two years ago.
Like, well, I could have laughed in the hundred subs and I chose the one be one to you and risk it all.
And I knew all the cases, bro.
Just say, see, just artist FBS.
I
Moona just say CDs artist F. Yes, just look at the camera and say CDs artist F. Yes
Bro, just look at the camera you already took everything from me. What money you need
Good gift Moona. Well gift you here. I'm getting subs now
Hey, maybe we could go on a date soon, bro
dude I'm down dude after this lawsuit I'm gonna have a sex like we need a
stream having sex okay I don't know I don't know gift bro come on
I gifted I gifted I gifted I did G's though it wrote W mood up GGs bro GGs
I'm kind of mad that I accept it too I couldn't do it better but it is what
it's GGs bro GGs man GGs bro I love you bro have a great night have a
great night I love you bro fuck you I love you fuck you take that ass back
back to Valorant, Valorant!
Fine, tell me left, tell me left, tell me left.
Okay, okay, okay.
Now, now, now, now, hurrah!
Now, now, now, now.
It is time!
For some cases!
Now listen, bro, YouTube!
I have to end on YouTube, bro.
We're gonna listen to the music,
it's gonna amplify our case lock.
I'm sorry, this needed to be done.
If you wanna watch me pull the gold,
come to Twitch!
High-vives put on I'm still standing
High-vives on discord call
Lock the fucking bro lock the fucking chat
Hello
I know
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Scramble up these numbers a little bit
Whoa
never my way jinks is that old it's new but it's incorrect that's really weird
I've never seen that before. I can't even change that.
Oh, also this change is actually...
I'm gonna be stuck.
Thanks for your eyes, that's it.
How did I get that?
Thank you.
Nami, it's up to you. All of this is for you.
No, don't, don't, don't, don't.
That's it.
It's 20 Qs right there for you.
Lock in this.
Squishy, you said how did the draft go?
Yeah, yeah.
Lacy got picked before me.
So I have a little bit of a chip on my shoulder.
Did they know that you were training or not?
No, they didn't know, but it's all good.
So you're like, I don't dog-pick them.
All right.
First case of the night.
Squishy.
I ask you this.
Hi, guys, I ask you this.
How many profitable cases have we had?
Zero
How many profitable trade in a separate
Zero man on one, but have you ever heard that saying in life?
There's the first time for everything
Yeah
If I don't walk out of here with a gold
After all this shit
I've got to lose my mind. I've asked pull up our statistics, please pull up us. We need that in a separate tab
but
Chat if you're ready type R if you're confused type C
Tonight's the night tonight's the fucking night tonight's the fucking night
1546 cases open with one goal to our name
Tonight everything one thousand two hundred and ninety five since the last last gold damn bro
That means we're due for over three
That means there's gonna be
Yeah, we can right now like they're tweaking
What is this y'all
Jad into brother, they're just they're tweaking
Chromas dreams might be the chroma's later
All right, there's a request let's get it rolling
Chad, I'm gonna start us off right. Yeah. Oh, I love this
Okay
If we don't get a gold tonight chat my life is meaningless
We've had zero
Oh!
Robert, we'll trade that out.
Tomato, any chance?
Come on.
Okay.
It's just like jerking off.
It's not about how you start.
It's about where you finish.
And me personally having a mustache, y'all.
But I like to not have been dragged into my hundred fans.
It's just like jerking off. It's not about how you start. It's about where you finish.
And me personally having a muscle, but I like to not have been trying to mind other fans.
I'm not messing with you.
Could be anything, sir. Could be this thing.
Like this.
Could be anything.
Wait, we have to fix the speakers so we can play the capture.
Cause we can't really fix the speakers on the other side.
Take your time, I'll have to take your time.
I'm in no rush bro.
You can't at 9 we get loaded up anyways.
It's all heaps of over my stomach to make chat.
Like, we need any energy. Any energy.
Now, let's try to make it work.
What about this one?
What about this one, Jack? What about this one?
It sounds like a song you would get a gold to now.
Let's get it here.
Yes, yes.
It sounds like a song you get a gold to now.
Come on.
Nice.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on.
Come on.
Love the energy
All good, all good
It's coming bro, it's coming today
Oh, there it is
How's that for a time?
I'm a little pissed off
I'm a little pissed off
Come on
Hit it
Hold on
Okay, okay
Holy dance this song really good
you
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Yeah, it's right there, I can see it.
I
Bro, why is not clicking I mind the fuck is this chrome shit
Hey, well, it's a whole ad place for a reason like what about like some classical music?
You know what a classical banger, bro. What if you need to be like sophisticated a political?
have a little tab this happens no but hold all hold all two so let go at that
oh there you go oh let go let go I use quarter than me it's gonna work wait
What's going on? Oh that's why. What? What's going on? Can you see it? Are we hacked by the CIA?
Are you on full screen window right here?
Is it because they're already on it?
It's already on it.
What the fuck was that shit?
fun we will sure the shirt is dirty
I might say I don't know standing is not really working guys
I think we start playing time on CSGO
I have 60 hours left to play
ok
Yeah, let's head to my desk.
Hello, hello.
Okay, let's, um, let's try it.
It should be good.
So now, you should just be able to bang, bang.
All right, I'm gonna have to zest it up in here.
You're not standing anymore?
What the fuck happened?
I'm sitting.
Oh, we're gonna sit?
Fuck.
I'm tapping it up.
Get in the car.
Hold on, hold on.
Oh.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I do what I wish you know what?
Don't mess with me on every cut.
I do as it is, and now you're in my way.
I strain my soul for a wish.
And he's a bunch like this
I wasn't making a good finale
But now you're doing it my way
It's a long time ago
And she's just a bunch like that
And I'm just a bunch like that
And she's just a bunch like that
And I'm just a bunch like that
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me Maverick
It's hard to look back
And I'm not just saying anything
But here's my number
I'm so calm and nervous
Hey, I just like you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
I'm so calm and nervous
And I'll be awesome
Cut, cut. Are we out of keys again?
Yeah.
How many keys have we opened? 60?
Oh, that'll be 60.
Yeah. It's all good.
Because...
We're trying to find a reason.
So I've opened 13 it took a couple scrolls to get through the the cases when we started
down it's so over 1300 without a goal to this point yeah don't know why this
laughter don't know about this yeah Jack this is about love and digits love it
Guys, this is about love and positivity, bro.
Wait, hold up. This guy's cooking.
Somebody just cooked. Someone cooked here.
Okay.
Where did he go?
Where did he go?
Where did he go?
What did it say remotely?
He said,
no music, no talking, just 20, 20 cases of silence, and you'll get a gold.
nothing yes like no noise okay okay then no music no talking pure silence 20
cases manifest the gold okay can all of you guys manifest this done done no
talking starts right
I mean, it could have been worse
Profit
I think in 19 cases I've seen one red pass by
That might have been the
I'm not going to lie it felt like I was playing Simon Liberia, I was trying to fill up.
Yeah that was impossible.
I'm not a fucking chicken when a chicken pops up too, it's like you know.
You got like 10 boots in a row.
Well I believe.
Is it 12?
Not bad.
Not bad.
Statistically it's probably close to getting a knife, getting 10 in a row.
What the fuck did you just say bro?
Remember how one day you got like 28 in a row or 29 in a row?
That's actually like two times as rare as getting a knife.
So you almost got a knife in terms of the rarity of pulling that many blues.
I hear what you're saying, but I don't really hear what you're saying.
Like you're beating the odds just the wrong way, right?
Like you gotta beat it the other way.
Yeah, like are you going the wrong way right now?
Try opening them better.
Like try a better technique maybe on a regular basis.
Oh, oh no!
I'm really thinking about it then
Then I'm really thinking about it like then didn't it in I'm really thinking about it, bro
Hmm, how about as many 20 more cases this is actually disgusting 20 more keys
You ain't getting a gold little bro go fuck yourself dude literally go fuck yourself
bro, but like
I
Mean not a single golden 1300 cases. That's kind of nuts right it's a little bit nuts
More than that I may as well go for it
It's got to be like 3k or something 4k
Yeah, what's the record of mown streamers?
folksy 2000 I'm coming I'm coming
Who has the record bro who has it?
For most cases without a gold who has a record chat
It means you're due. Yeah, I hear that every fucking day
Nature yeah, I always hear that I'm due, but I never actually do I just hear that I'm due
Guys any saw made shot so nature opens approximately 3200 cases without a gold what a span of 72 hours
What?
Okay.
It can always be worse.
So it could always be worse, Jinx, exactly.
That's actually the motivation you needed, bro.
Let's get some real fucking shit on here, here we go.
Come on, Mike!
Shite!
Right here, right now!
Oh my god!
Stop!
That's right.
I'm a movie queen, I'm a movie student
I said don't mind, but what do you mean?
I am a one
I'm gonna dance, I'm a one
I'm gonna get all this, I'm gonna get all this
She said I am a one
I'm gonna get all this
I'm gonna dance, I'm a one
I'm gonna dance
I'm gonna dance
I'm gonna dance
She told me her name was Big
She goes to school
Been here, been here, took the ice to dream of being the one
We dance, we dance, we dance, we dance
People always told me, be careful to do
Come follow me, I'm breaking down their style
People always told me, be careful to do
Be careful to do
I
What background do you want squish I
I feel like our luckiest was train, but you hit the knife on ancient. So what do you think?
Yeah, you're the knife on ancient night. Yeah, I think it was this
Okay, love your heads up. Hi guys. Yeah, you pick the song squishy with the background you pick a song. I was I'm giving you the ox
Let me look
Jav we're giving hide my the ox love Sosa
uh and the guys were close right like shorty were close bro surely were close
our morning closer past uh the point deep hold on it's far past it
let's do flame wall
mm-hmm i don't know if i've ever heard this one
flame wall jouchie dash
Let me reconsider. Man, we need a cold. We're gonna take this. Fuck it, Flambeau. Go.
Right here?
Yeah. Never heard of this.
Oh, we're gonna go get the fuck out of here!
Fuck them!
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
Yeah, I got one, bro.
I got one.
I'm trying to get zesty, girl.
I don't know.
I got one, Jinx.
Is that the OK?
Wait, oh, if you want to go there, you go.
I don't got one.
If it's just that I don't got it yet.
All right.
If you're trying to get zesty, state side remix.
Go now.
Oh, that could be good.
That could be good.
It's state side.
Yep.
Yep.
Right.
Yep.
Let's get that in here then.
I'm freezing outside
I can only stand tight
Yes, yes!
Inside
I'll hide back up at you
I'll take your pain back
I'll win the internet
I'll take your pain back
I'll take your pain back
I'll take your pain back
I'll take the same bite
We're at your bedside
I'm gonna try next to you
I'm gonna stay inside
I'll see you tonight
Look at what I've got in here
OOOOOOOH
OOOOOOH
OOOOOH
I think that's a good one
In fact, no
Let's see
I don't think that's a good one
It's quite a bit of a trade-up material though
trade-up bother
Little bumps here
No, also, that's good that is
That's that's gamut up or butterfly
What about the music though?
No one else.
The song was the first one that actually worked.
Tell me you got it, it's a zesty night.
It's a zesty night, are we out of cases?
Uh, two dreams left.
Yeah, it's two more cases.
We got a bum off.
Chysa.
Touch it with my cock.
Get it.
I
Wow
We got a red though. Hey, hey, we got a red bro. Are we up or down tonight? What do you think?
Yeah, everybody's like 160 right?
Um, oh, we're so good. Oh, I didn't feel tested. No, it's definitely not one six
What is it?
Let me see
If I had to guess 70 but
I have the pace for the next like 15 cases, I guess.
Yeah, worse.
It's like 60.
Bazzara!
I mean, bro, I don't know, man.
All right, 100 cases of dreams and nightmares down.
Officially into the 1300s with no knife.
Yeah, what do you guys think?
Chromas chat, Chromas?
Chromas are a lot of money though.
Let's be let's arm through the budget in promos
If you think you're gonna hit and go promos
But I don't think I'm gonna hit man
Beaver
Fevers was cheap. He just
Fevers are cheap. You're gonna give a skeleton
Like a skeleton Doppler knife. Fuck that row go to key
That goes for $1,000. I have that one
do dreams do dreams chroma's it just for a moment a few dreams
you want dreams but um but let's clean up the other ones we have like 10 others let's do those
first we need those keys because we have like 12 stragglers it's like yeah four so one four gammas
No, no, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven gammas, three revolver cases, eleven gamma keys, three revolver keys.
Let's rip these first, so you never know if the knife could be sitting up in here.
Literally, we've had these here for like a week, by the way.
Imagine how it would be.
Imagine the knife has been sitting here.
You stopped right before the knife, literally.
Yes.
Okay.
All right, just to click up in these 11 11 gammas three revolvers. Is that right? Yeah 14 cases
Literally could be in here
The knife could have been here for a week!
The knife is just sitting right here!
The knife could have been here for a week!
Take one.
It's getting bad.
I could have been here for a week.
Really bad.
The music was helping though, the music was helping.
The zesty, I told you, was the zesty nice.
Yep, we turned it off and then we just all blew.
Let me get off the bestie up out of here. Let me get zesty.
Starships, love that.
Love that, love that.
You know it's...
you
you
you
you
you
I
Would like 112 holy shit
112 cases bro already gone just like that bro
It's okay. We're not gonna get no
Discouraged
Chroma to five dollars are like are you sure? Yeah, you think there's something in here
Listen, bro, the chroma sub and basically yelling I needed not open them
Which means there's gonna be something crazy because I know how like ouch
Yeah, that's 120 wow
Wow, that's one twenty first 20 cases for 20 promos
Yes.
God, Chromas is expensive.
That's shit.
I just know there's going to be something insane in there, bro.
I just fucking know it.
I know it, bro.
Like, I actually know it.
You're not going to get so?
Are you sure?
Because, bro, think about it, bro.
Like, they've been telling me to not open Chromas for the last three.
It's okay.
We don't have an answer.
Do we have any?
any uh we have some stragglers in the storage unit maybe some cases
no i i didn't put any in the storage unit where's the storage unit by the way i can't see it
oh containers there we go
uh let's put everything
the blue zander
How much kind of container hold
I'm gonna leave credit up fodder
It gets to where it's like you just got to get the gold
Fortune out of cases
It gets to the point
Thanks
What if you like pretend like you don't want the gold like trick it like just go for the the record of most
non-gold cases
And then it's gonna give you the gold
What is the opposite bro?
It's three thousand two whatever it is bro like three K like like just don't even think about the goal
Just open the case just feel it just feel the vibes of the case. You're here for the vibes. Yeah
wait, yeah
Yeah, try to break his record bro, and then and then I'll probably give you one because it's trying to give you
The opposite of what you want, bro
reverse psychology and you'll be the face of CS go for the biggest loser.
Yes. Well, one way to put it.
So just bring it. You'll have a record. Exactly.
You'll have a record though.
Bro, I don't know, man. I just can't get a goal for the life of me, bro.
I just can't.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You watch me, feed it to my kids, read
Shaking body comes to my knees
And now I'm getting with the jock, it says
I'll be needing stitches
Shaking over myself
And you can take it, you can throw it out
And now I'm getting with the jock, it says
I'll be needing stitches
Just like a moth drawn to a flame
Oh you're letting in, I couldn't sense the pain
Go off it a hard go to the side
Now I'm gonna reap what I sow
I'm left seeing red on my own
Got a feeling that I'm going under
But I know that I'm a kid out of life
But regarding you my lover
Move on
You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
I'm shaking body comes to my knees
And now we're together
Loki just sang gold for like the sport of it at this point
Like you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah
I'm saying gold for like the sport of it, bro
I don't know, man
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Ahh, there's some bangers out here.
Shit, some bangers.
Keep going.
I am not going to stop.
Here we go, here we go.
Here we go.
This song has so many bass drops, it's going to hit.
Trust.
This song has so many bass drops.
I got a phone, I got a phone, I got a phone, I got a phone
Come on Jack!
One thousand seven years old
Mama told me go
Make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely
One thousand seven years old
It was a big, big world, but we thought we were bigger
Rushing each other to the limits, we were learning quicker
By your love, I'm smoking herb and drinking burnin' liquor
Never rich, so we were out to make that steady thing
But once I was 11 years old, my daddy told me go
Get yourself a wife for you'd be lonely
Once I was a little bit of a kid though
I always had that dream
Like my daddy before me
So I started writing songs
I started writing stories
Something about that glory
Just always seemed to pour me
Cause only those I really love
Were there for me
Once I was twenty years old
My story got turned
Before the morning sun when life was only once I was twenty years old
I only see my goals, I don't believe in failure cause
Cut, cut, cut bro what do we do?
Hi guys how many cases is that? 140?
Yeah
Shisa
142 reds dare I say profit?
That might have been
Nah, the chromas are expensive, bro
Um, no the chromas themselves. Yeah, but isn't that?
Yeah
But what would be in that even with dreams?
If we did 40 dreams
But uh, what do you want to do now guys? I mean like do we have fodder? We do have fodder.
We definitely do. We have two reds bro. Oh, but how many pinks? How many pinks? Oh, I'm
not gonna lie we could try that like if we just take a little bit of time we could definitely
try it out to a lot of reds. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Go with fast skin.
I mean a trade up could be generational right now a trade up could pull us out of that brother
up dude 14,000 ever but the blood but the flight of love I mean, bro.
Oh, such a whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
All right, I'm going to go P.
Just enter trading flows.
Hey, all right.
Jack, maybe trade outside.
Where are so many?
Yeah, it's gonna be good, okay?
One of these friend of the sky already propped it, right?
Yeah.
That's the way.
There's something here.
Oh, we already had a purpose.
Oh god.
Also how about the deadline for that tournament, half way through tomorrow, so you can accept
it.
I'm doing tonight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cause that would be kind of, I think we can't even play with subs, cause you're
the ultimate.
Fast.
Let's, where's the container, we might have to retrieve some items.
We have a profit on your trade-up samples you profit on your trade-up usually yeah, actually I do yeah
I don't know why but I usually get good
Results out of my trade-ups. I think I got unlucky like one time
But of course everybody gets unlucky. Yeah, I never done overall cases just fuck me though
I hate cases. Yeah, I play the fuck everyone the fuck every up
Yeah.
I did, uh,
I don't want to.
Uh, Squishy, you said like, was it this one?
Yes, that's expensive, but you got one.
Bro, yep.
Hi guys, I got Cheez-Its, bro.
Cheez-Its?
All right.
Let's think.
Yeah.
When I was pissing, I always have the best idea of my penis is out.
When I was peeing,
I thought when is edging ever worked guys we've lost money on every trade-up we've done and we've
edged every trade-up we've done well you're right you're saying just like just let it go
like a plane blade rip it like a vane blade yeah yeah like that am I crazy
think about it bro every time we've done a trade-up we've asked it's work
I can feel her. Oh, I'm stupid as shit. I made it harder on myself
Have a do agree, I
Do agree, you know, but I did get my knife from edging. I don't know really
Yes
Did you know thing is we saw the tip, you know
Yes, because the butterfly so like unique it has like two hooks in a way, you know, you know I'm saying like
I'll describe it.
Where's it at?
Oh.
You see?
I know, but like, you know it was the emerald because it was green.
Yeah, yeah, it was green at the tip.
Like the whole tip was green.
Oh, I would literally come in my pants.
Oh.
Same.
See if we could do...
if we could do... Am I crazy? But we could sell everything today, right?
Because it's the 22nd? I'm not crazy, right?
You might be right. But we definitely can. Bro, let's just sell everything
that's not in my starting inventory. Well, there's a red thread up
right here. So, let's see what we get.
Bang! Oh! That's actually good!
Oh my god! Wait, it looks good. Wait, is that
fact new yeah wait that's back to that's 500 bucks well you're not kidding wait
you'll test it at 60 bucks yeah yeah get for a trade-up though for what it
10 x's if it's back new what are you trolling no no no actually no I'm
not rolling we we've unboxed one of these before all guns a lot of them
See not that big of a jump though, but like a lot of them. Yeah, this one's very dramatic
Oh, that's the thing thinks you have to hit a good skin then you had a hit a good like float on the on the kitchen
Yeah, that's hard. That's like an art
Okay, I mean we definitely have trade-off father, bro. That's the one thing we've gotten out of
I mean, bro, we definitely have trade-off father
Hold it father
God those cheeses were actually good
Alright wait, I'm gonna get more cheeses bro
Jack, I got a good feeling about this trade out
What's over 200? God there's no way that op
He'll test it as over 200. I would sell my left test score
If that was it. There's no way
No, it's like, yeah, it's like 60 bucks.
Mid-Mars 100, field tested 60, back new 400.
Yeah, it's just a classic chat.
Another red?
Let's do bang
That's good. It's not bad actually. That's pretty good drink. Yeah
See how many we have
But I want Jinx guys so fun. I've never seen that with that. Fuck that looks like a bro
Okay, you can't even see the skin. I lose a default AK with a little bit of like fucking spray paint on it
Only Jinx you
0.92
Okay, we got a
Go back into the unit
Okay, let me filter yo, what's good bro
How are we feeling confidence wise on this straight up
They're gonna be freaking bastard very high confidence bro really like so what's he actually actually listen how many chance have you done three?
That's you or no before how many was it bro?
No, what eight
We've done a oh my god, but we've sold some bro. Yeah, how many times a day?
No way that's all the purpose we have
How many has it been?
What the fuck? Anyway, I've been here for all them bro, and they've all been bad. So I feel like
Listener, I feel like you're you're do a good one because have I said he most of the time he makes profit. Yeah
Most of time have us making profit on his so well you're bound to you're bound to get profit on this
gotta be
I mean it's literally saved the night the straight up is literally saved the night also we can still rip cases after this
We actually have fodder we have fodder for once
Yeah, that's what you get from
Losing 15 grand bro. At least you get
I
Can't believe how much the shit cost present same
Brother promas are like so
Every promo has like seven dollars gone
Yeah, that's fucking insane
And you get like the origami out of it like 90% of the time
But yeah, I don't we don't have any more cheese it so I got barbecue chips the oven baked actually good brown the laser
What do you mean early?
To the skinniest fuck around
I'm not some like eating like psychopath that you guys think I am but I don't eat every five
seconds.
I'm going to shoot you in six hours.
Hi guys, I'm nervous daddy!
Bro, they straight up could save like everything bro.
If we max when it's 14k right?
Uh, I mean it depends it depends on what guns are in but I believe yeah, this is gonna be like a majority
The majority dreams
Wait, so what's the jump from 3000 to 14,000 why's the why's the one night 14k and why's the other ones 3k?
the emerald
talking about the emerald compared to like
begin with the regular ones so the emerald is full green just just emerald
it's just full green
there's four different phases and then emerald is like the rarest
interesting so like I mean this could be it like this straight up could take us
I got a
Actually, I just joined we got two reds and we're putting into a trade it up
We're bringing to a red people into a trade it up
And then we're using the rest of our fodder to flip purples into things
We see one more red right about yep, we ran out of purples
Oh, luckily we have tons of...
We have tons... Yeah, yeah, yeah, this helps in the long run.
Your nostrils are gigantic.
Any profit I just joined. See, now I know you're trolling.
The other guy was like being serious. You're trolling.
Grown man eating chips. LOL. I don't... How's that a roast?
Grown man eating chips. LOL. Yeah, bro.
Sawyer with the 10 gifts and stuff.
Guys, we can do a trade-up, he had more cases after them.
I kinda wanna get another bag of chips, is that Pat, bro?
Damn.
I feel like a lard.
Chat, am I a fat sack of shit?
Yes.
Yes.
Of course.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
100%, you're huge.
huge you are pure large appreciate that stomp 27 much love dude you're such a loser lol
it's a trick you have to save we'd save what the rents we can't get gloves on
this right because we didn't put it in the one thing
I don't believe we don't have any glow collections.
I hope you get a Bowie knife.
Uh, okay.
I hope you get hemorrhoids.
Like what is that?
You hope I get a Bowie knife?
Okay wait, I don't know if you get hemorrhoids.
I'm sorry.
I don't know if you get hemorrhoids.
I'm sorry.
What the fuck?
Let me take it out of there.
I hope you get a Bowie knife.
What type of sick fuck are you?
That's the clock is worth a lot.
I know, but that's the one that gives you gloves fodder.
It gives you gloves fodder.
Bowie incoming.
No, no, no, no.
We've already done that.
Bro, it'd be nice to know how many trade-offs we've done.
I think we've done eight, bro.
Wait, have we sold any of our knives?
How about it's not yet, right?
No.
You can check like that.
Yeah.
I
Battle scarred. This is really battle scarred. We can throw it in though. I
Believe
All right, is your red jinx wait? Oh my god wait wait wait wait chroma 2 the
chroma right that's chroma 2 collection wait oh my god well so you can
hit the fucking big boy on that right new why does that look back new
feel tested yeah I think that's really good anyway that is it is it is I think
I think I got like a hundred, maybe 150, what is that?
No, but you can pull into the God Nives now.
120, yeah, that's, all right.
Wait, so we can get the God Nives with that?
I think so.
Yes, the Chromedude Collection,
that adds a little bit to it, but it wouldn't be a lot.
All right.
All right
Chatchaly edge it or just rip it off like a band-aid do you want to know what we're going into or just want to fucking raw dog
It I want to know exactly what we're going to do. Yeah, I want to know what our max win is and our max loss
Also
Shack and see how many knives we have I
Because we haven't sold any every concern in one of them was from a case
So just subtract one and that's how many trade-offs you've done because we haven't got gloves
That's somebody I mean the two butterfly nests are actually decent like pull that shit
Yeah, they're not max loss it almost covers this gun right here is 150 even feel tested
Really?
Yeah, the chroma right it goes into that collection. Yeah, yeah
I mean this could save the night
You can edge it. Yeah, guys, let me know. Let me know what we can get
but
Doing the calculations
70 bucks look bro trade up ROI is 20% and then cases 4% right
You're five times more likely to make to make profit on a trade up than a case case is 4%
just rip it. I want to see what we can get. I want to like at least go into this like somewhat not blind.
Let me see.
Really good, actually. Let me give it to you. Talk to me. Yeah, talk to me.
Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see what we can get.
No
Chances of profit 20% best item 12k
There's a Ruby M9 is so so obviously these are
Wait 0.01
Because we only have one cheaper than the M9 bayonet if it has a lower percent of chance
us. No, no, no, no. People just want this more. That's like that's like one of the best
it's not off odds. It's not off odds. Wait, what is zero zero one even mean mathematically?
Is that like one in zero point? I think that's one in Yeah, one in 1000. One in 10,000.
Oh one in 10,000 to do yeah, we're good. It was where's that nice? That's 13,000 in here
That might that might be the most expensive top now
Or it's oh, it's his best item
Yeah, where's that lying? I think it's lying or not. I think it's I think the most expensive is the top one
at the Ruby. Yeah
um
Let's see profit best first
Wait there it is. Oh, I found it. Oh, it was hidden. Yeah 0.16 percent. Why is there a caution mark next to it?
Wait, this has to annex the odds of the Karambit
Oh, if you hit that bro, I don't know man
That's better odds than the Karambit. That is six
Because look at our turn up. We have so much like
you see this we have three one two three collection move that jacket see it
chat this has 0.16 percent
um that's actually pretty good but yeah that's just because we have three
dreams and nightmares collection guns wait so hi guys have a little question
let's say we were to put in five dreams guns would that percentage skyrocket on
that yeah really of course yeah but everything else would sink like the
other everything else would sink yeah it's kind of like a balancing act whatever
you want
what could you get if you put in five trains will you get the research too
I don't know actually he just has like throwing five fake dreams at the top so
Yeah, like five this one and then the field tested one will just duplicate duplicate
Dude isn't is it hitting a knife 0.26% I think it is so you have to hit a knife on straight up to hit the fucking
The maximum fuck the odds you guys want to rev it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean how much of these are profit here actually?
Um, these are profit like what percentage well for the
20% I
Believe it's 21%
21% chance of profit
Worst item I won't even say it. I'm not getting it
Yes, I can see the worst item just so we know
Oh my god, it's two percent is crazy bastards. Are you ready? Yeah?
Yeah, I'm eyes do the
When your console chat wants that shit, okay, I
Don't even I feel in Jinx needs to meet one and five chance at profit, but think about it like this question
We've done five trade-ups and none of them have been profitable. So now we're down. It's guaranteed, right?
should be
We've done five trade-offs, none of them have been profitable.
Dude, I have a crazy feeling about this one, bro.
It's gonna be a fucking banger, bro.
I feel it.
What if it is?
All right, all right, all right.
Hold, hold, hold.
Chat, hold.
All right.
Wait, that sounded good.
Oh, my God, it sounded good.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, stop, stop.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, so what are we looking for exactly?
Like emerald, butterfly, right?
You want to be red or green?
Yes.
So first, let's do priorities.
Camo blue not that Camo not the Camo blue, but like a shiny blue. Yeah. Yeah, let's do priority. So you want to see a
Really green tip right now. So not at the top obviously you don't want to see it at the top
But it's gonna be it's gonna be a little down. I don't see anything
That's good, that's good good. Yeah, I should be that's good. That's good
It'll be beneath the new item thing on the left. I think we got three but it was last shit. This is good
This is good. This is good. Not a boy. Not a boy. Guaranteed not a boy.
Guys, wait a minute. Okay.
This is good. Guaranteed not a boy.
The best start imaginable, right?
Yes.
As for right now, yeah.
We are good right now.
Now, we want to see a spinning green tip.
Yup.
Yes.
Right beneath the item, I should say.
It would be right beneath it.
So, coming up right now.
Coming up right now, bro.
right now right now here a little bit lower okay now we're in dangerous
territory you remember those those $60 butt plugs you're in my god how many
more bright waters can you give a brother like how many bright waters can
I have oh my god what's the price on this what's the way what's the way what's
That was the second to worst item that comes in at $61. Oh my god max loss literally like the worst thing you could have got
Listen to some math we have done
Five trade-ups and we've lost profit on all of them and we've maxed loss on three of them
I guess it's just going to be in the cases, huh? It's going to be in the cases, huh? It's going to be in the case
Also, I believe if you sell on the market you have
You don't get the money instantly it becomes pending cash
So then you have to wait for it. They're clear somebody in the chat said plus 61 not bad
Yeah, bro. The trade it up was $500
Like of course. Yeah, plus 61
Yeah, how long is a pending money for on steam like if he sells a knife right now?
I feel like it comes instant. I feel like I did it recently it came instant for me depends on the buyer. I think yeah
Today's
Dreams dreams dreams. Yeah, we can do some dreams. I'm gonna go back into dreams
Yeah, maybe it depends on the value. I was guys where I did it like 20 bucks and it just ends the game
I guess I'll just skin for 20. How much are we down?
It's got you want to take that you want to take that trade up into consideration?
Yep. We got to be down like 15 K. Let's check. Let's check our bounce.
So today we're down. No, no, no, no, no.
I'm just going to say today. I'm just going to say today.
Today we're down.
So what we're down five around 500 we're about a thousand down today in total with that trade-up
it's funny bro because like if we would have just yeah bro if we would have just sold the
reds we actually would have like not lost that much money but we put the reds into a trade-up
and for the sixth time in a row we've lost money on the trade-up but it's like it's
It's I'm not it's losing. It's like max fucking lost
Where did you check the where yes feel tested bro, and it's this it's this fucking bright water. I've gotten it three times
Bright water bright water bright water. Oh my god, that is crazy. Let's get some dreams rolling, bro
Oh
for a $500 loss what is there to be fucking grateful about bro it's shit
There's nothing to be grateful about guys nothing
All right, Squishy, right? I'm not yeah, but
It's nice to be grateful about the journey we're experiencing together man
Hey, bro that guy just kept the 10 subs. We're
I
Bro chat it's like I just I just feel like there's no light at the end of the tunnel man
Dude, is this worse than the siege curse like the the patch is bad. I think it's work. Yeah, it's it's definitely worse
Cuz you're actually losing real money
It's bad
You see how many bro. We haven't had one
Just do 20 dreams 20 chrome. So just keep doing that toes. No, oh my god, bro
It's like, I just feel like every time, this is the problem right now.
Every time I think about opening cases or something, it's like, okay, this is going
to be finally be the night where like I win one.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
And it's just never the night.
How could you actually have 10 losing sessions interrupt?
Ouch.
It's not until it is, man, you know what I mean?
It's going to be at some point.
Well, I'm not even trying to make profit that ship has one e
One e chroma two cases costs 120 bucks
The profit ship has sailed but I'd like to make profit one night like one day. I know the all-time
By some keys
You're right, bro, maybe I need to play the game more and stop playing problems so much check maybe I play more see
I
Am what if I do it right up tonight
Should I do it right up tonight you're just gonna hit big and then call me at fucking 1 a.m. All right ready
That thing yes
All right, could do it right up realistically you should not do a train
go go go go go we'll say that music your mental your mental resilience has gone up a lot
Thank you, hey, give me a glass of a beer, sound that out.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Go.
It seems like you're pretty numb to this one.
You got the buff logs?
I didn't get that.
I said aye.
It's going to be faces.
We're getting a gold ton of night guys.
Right?
Yeah.
Well, the thing is, what I think, oh yeah, we definitely have some more money
this time.
come on, red for a second
you want me to open one?
yeah
I'm gonna chrome on your lucky you're lucky you're lucky
come on come on come on
come on come on
come on
come on
gold?
gold
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Attack on siren why not why not chat trying anything
She bonnet or I was a beat up it pull
I
It's gotta be one of these faces, man.
It's gotta be one of these faces man.
There's no point standing around.
We'll only be showered by more boulders.
Ready your horses on the double!
Double!
Be honest.
Are all of us...
...riding toward death?
Yes, we are.
And since we're dying anyway, you're saying that it's better...
...if we have this type of fighting?
I am.
But wait...
...if we'll die anyway...
...then who cares what we do?
We can just disobey your orders...
...and it wouldn't mean a thing, would it?
Yes, you're precisely right.
Everything that you thought had meaning. Every hope, dream, a moment of happiness.
None of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield.
None of it changes what a speeding rock does to a body. We all die.
But does that mean our lives are meaningless?
Does that mean that there was no point not being born?
Would you say that of our slain comrades?
What about their lives?
Were they meaningless?
They were not!
Their memory serves as an example to us all!
The courageous fallen, the anguished fallen!
Their lives have meaning because we, the living, refuse to forget them!
And as we rise...
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh
It's crazy it's crazy
It's a lot it's a lot it's a lot of it jinx
Think so you ready that's better than the knife for a low key that this is nice. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
You see the price for this can I play over under? Yeah, go ahead over under 300
Over
Over wait, this is my best case ever then this is my best case. Yeah. Yeah
you slightly under so for that gun it's 498
bro that's our best case ever what a pole bro you don't trade this up you keep
we never trade we never trade this you keep this one you keep it brothers
498 are you fucking kidding me because matter of like getting a knife and
Actually, yeah, are we up tonight? No, we're not
Those are best case ever it was the beat bro was always the beads man look at that like what I have now
There you go, bro, and every time dude, let's go guys. Oh
My god, we're not taking that we're not saying that we're not saying that no
Yeah, unironically, okay, we gotta put the bees back on, right?
Yeah, of course.
Love your stuff
When you told me that you hated my friends
The only problem was we're still being out there
And every time you told me my brain was
I was a really good
I'm thinking I still care at dawn but
you should have a phone up
and baby I'll be moving on
and I think it should be something that I wanna hold on
I mean are we feeling it or what?
20 chroma's my dream
This is the sign!
All right
498 dollar gun
Was that a chroma or a dream stream?
No chroma, chroma, chroma
Chroma again
I'm still not going to.
I'm still not going to.
And you hit, in fact, new on that though.
Like, you could have hit a ship, but you hit the best flow.
That's crazy.
Still not profit.
No, guys.
Still not profit.
I'm going back to.
Not bad.
Okay.
If it's a seven.
Oh, lights or a four.
He five minute drive.
Okay.
Imagine.
Scrape you out.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know I'm on your side.
We are in Switzerland, you know.
Hi, guys.
We can add.
No, I'm not.
No, you're not.
Chad, what the fuck just happened to $500 cake?
It's my best cake ever.
Like, let's go.
So I'm not cursed.
I'm not cursed.
So we should have, we added 1,000 today?
Are you live?
Yeah, no shit.
I'm alive, but I'm probably still inside out as well.
Look at that.
Another 1,000.
We should be able to add 1,000.
I see promise me that I was more than all the time.
Oh, Jinx, bro.
The original today, our original was crazy, bro.
Who won?
The final.
Space station.
So remember that kid I told you about?
You retired at 14, that kid?
He came back, and they'd be energy in the final.
Voss!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's his name?
Energy loss.
scribbles, scribbles, but his name's Zach now.
Changes his name to Zach.
That's kind of aura.
Youngest pro ever.
One of the youngest, one of the youngest.
All right, Jason, we have a thousand more dollars.
You want to go back?
Where do you want to go?
I know, I know, I know where you want to go.
I know where you want to go.
20 Chrome, 20 Dreams till we fucking are out of fucking money, bro.
It's not my biggest case of it again.
Bro, that's motivation, though.
$500 M4.
Come on, bro.
For realsies, $1,000 more when we got more ammo.
Come on, let's go.
I'm so close.
I can feel it in the tip of my c-
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, some of the casters were talking down on our run,
our RLCS run.
I feel like we need to tighten up on the coaching
have eyes like, oh, he didn't give us a good structure.
Yeah, that was kind of-
Wait, the casters were talking shit about our team?
Yeah, yeah, I feel wrong.
Yeah, they're saying how I left my team to play with y'all.
I mean, lost day one.
But they don't know the struggle is like,
We had some internal team drama
We weren't molded yet. We got a mold. Yeah. Yeah, we're they figured you should out bro
And our coach is also yelling at our star player again like we're gonna stop doing that
Yeah, you yes, of course
See we're not in the game yet Jinx you're not a fucking star player. He's boosting your ego fuck that shit
That's what a good teammate does man. It's what a good teammate does. You're not a star player
You had three tap-ins
What? Yeah, bro.
Am I supposed to stand?
Grown man sitting in his chair.
Hivemind, you could just click continue, you sociopath.
No, something's off here. We got 21 cases. We only got one chroma.
Something's off.
You only bought one. I remember looking at it.
Nope.
Well, where's the money? Where's the fucking money at?
Cause they owe me 20 cases then.
These fuckers!
No, look, bro. 9.50, look, look.
You're right actually.
Bro, I was about to, if I would have got robbed out of Night City.
No, you're wrong, you're wrong, I put the order out.
Damn.
We didn't get it, we didn't get it.
The money didn't leave, I'm not wrong.
The money didn't leave, bro, look, got 9.50.
I'm about to get mad, I'm about to get mad.
Guys, I'm not giving a trade up.
Unless...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, no.
I can't, I can't.
happen in two cases unless no no no no that guys the case are treating us good
guys we can't do a trade up the trace are good you see your best case ever
bro I feel like it's it's out of game and better like a big gold is coming
$500 skin, bro. $500 skin.
That's very good.
What you got?
A million good and never bought.
Dang. Ready to go.
Lights. I'll have the screen.
You ready? I'm ready to go.
This
Are you ready?
Show you off
Look, bro. Lots of this into the bees. I got a $500 case. All right
I have to be the goal. Let the beams cook go go go
Oh
Let's go!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
He's got a lot of money.
Wingshit!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, yeah.
That was it.
oh
somebody say 20 chroma twenty dreams
I could do that I can do I can do that I can do that I'm going back to five
Oh
Should we get a stat check in or no
Chad jigsie any profit, okay? I know you guys like to fuck with me, but tonight hasn't been a full long
That case was actually crazy it was actually good it wasn't a goal, but it was like the best case I wrote it
Other than that the best case we were open was like the hundred and thirty dollar knife
I'm not gonna count the weapons case because that was a big 58k, but it was like purple on a 100 dollar case
So, yeah, that's a seven tonight. Yeah, we're still losing, but we're not max losing
And I know we're close to a gold
The trade-up was right there, but the trade-up was rough, but that made up for it
I read made up for the trade-up low key. Yeah
It's the music man the music's within you
I know.
Just the music.
You can't get tilted.
Here's the guy.
What are you doing about this?
Here we go!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Feel my way through the darkness.
Got it by beating heart.
Come on!
Let's do this!
I can tell where the journey's going.
Of course I know about it.
I know it's hard.
Rest in peace, I know it's hard.
I'm too young to understand
They say I'm caught up in a dream
But life will pass me by if I don't awake at my eye
So that's fine by me
So wake me up when it needs all of the
When I'm wise I ran out for them
All this time I was fine in my second love
Didn't know I was lost
Throw it up when it's over
When I'm rising and I'm moving
All this time I was living myself
And I didn't know I was alive
A little bit of a throw switch, I want to apologize in advance, but it's
This is a banger.
Chai, no, little bit of a switch.
This is a banger.
And it rhymes with me.
Squishy, you notice song?
Squishy, I love it.
Of course I notice song.
This is not for your song, this guy.
You know what that is.
And it rhymes with me.
Here we go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Blow on it for good luck.
Boggles, aye, aye.
My dick or the mouse?
As you promised me that I was more than all of my
Combine your muscles, add yourself and change your heart back
Halfway through the drive, because your voice got off the track
And your voice was right
Capital driving's taking that thought future to the right
Now I'm stuck between my anger and the blame that I can't face
Memories were something even smoking weed
It's not a place and I am terrified of butter
Cause I see what it brings
Talk told me to travel, but there's COVID on the plains
And I've heard of my epistacy's and of the sticks
And I saw your mom, she forgot that I exist
Didn't have my fault, but I just thought to play the victim
I'll drink alcohol, see all my friends come home for Christmas
And I'm dreamy, straight, oh so pretty
Ooh, that I ain't thought I'd have thought
No, I lose no, I'm tired of tracks, and I'm bare shoes, and I'm spinning fast.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Love where your heads at always thinking shit like that
I don't want to die, you son of a bitch!
Ah, you're a traitor, you're a traitor!
You let me down, you let me down!
No.
oh
where are you
what are you
where are you
could have found you
wait slow down slow down
I've never even heard of a flip knife
Beiber hits big for us bros
fact new
wait let me look
is that the worst knife in the game
no no no
Actually decent not terrible not great either
Like I don't know
Jinx you want the price you don't play higher lower higher lower all right. Go ahead. Let's start off with depression
Higher lower than 80 bucks
Higher okay, this is not mad
Higher lower than 150
Lower shy, sir Wow
130 130 140
not bad kid not bad kid plus 140 that's a second ever gold I mean let's fucking go
man I go get I'm really turning this shit around turning my career about your
back wait say swear to God
Ramp it fucking M9 fucking bayonet the fucking butt plugs. I've never heard of a flip-life ever actually not bad
It's like it's not like it's not
Wait guys we have a case right right now by the way we don't know what it is, but we have a case
I don't even know which step I'm on
It's a form
And she got it done
I do as I watch it
I don't know
I don't even know which step I'm on
I don't even know which step I'm on
This is what I hear in my head
He loves it
He loves it
He told the truth
To the point where there's nothing
I don't know
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Just talk about how much dopamine the gold is though.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie brother. I've jerked off a lot in my life. It's it's nothing like
Boston, but it's way better brother when you see the gold for that one second
I literally want to pull my cock out like it's insane. It is the most mean I've ever felt
You were 1400 dry as well, so I thought you've been better. I know I kind of forgot how it felt now
I can't get the taste out of my mouth pause that's how
She has asked you crazy right now?
No.
I don't think I...
It's not in that.
How?
I don't need to hide you.
Two more.
Two more.
I'm floating now.
I'm floating now for 8m's.
Chilling out in the state kens.
That summer spain collection.
We just got back just in on the same chens.
On the same queue with the same friends.
Hosted up in the same n's.
Riding band and I'm 8 bends.
VVS you got fake gems on a gas fluid. I'm riding on slow. I'm riding on slow for me.
I was waiting, I was waiting for the, okay.
Did somebody say more cases?
Hi Mike, I don't know. I'm riding something big's coming. I fucking, I know it.
Like I fucking know it. Brother, a gold. I never get gold. I never get gold.
I got a gold. Hang in the 500 hour case at the same night.
I will say yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Talk to me. Talk to me nicely. You think we just go here?
I don't even say only do dreams, huh? No, I believe this is our second to last
fill up depending on what we have 80 cases to go. Yeah, about that. Yeah. If you do
Cromas and andre
Yeah, but you can hit the big one, right?
The knife out of was it chroma? It was chroma really all that could have been
You were right though, you're right about getting the chroma
I know something big is coming
Anything feels possible now
our case and the gold in the same night.
What's not ever happened to the kid?
It never happens, bro.
What a day, man.
Very good.
Have a good tinkle while I get these keys.
40 more.
Let's go.
Come on, chat.
Less than 140, man.
I'm going to get these keys going.
I'll be high back for these sales as well.
Great job making those cases, bro.
You picked the right case.
Right things right.
Key to buy.
Finally.
See, it hit.
see it hit now how long are we gonna have to wait again for another hit bro for another hit
that rate another thousand cases really not bro i feel like it knows like his odds have been
fucked up to give them them soon right like that's gotta be the way to look at it there's
still only two in like 1500 has he hit yet yeah i mean he hit a flip knife which is good it's
It's a gold, a gold, a gold, it's a gold.
You can use this one.
Okay, look, he had this.
So it's some, you know.
You can look at it two ways.
You can look at it like minus 15K
or, you know, plus 140.
Yeah, this can't be a realization.
Yeah.
We got a 500 yo, what was our two best case of the night a
$500 m4 and
Then a 140 this
140 flat knife Damascus steel now what artist was playing on both of those cases
Justin Bieber, it's the Bebes bro. I'm telling you it's Canada. It's cuz squishies here, bro
It's the Bebes now. What's there? We have I'm telling you something big is around the corner Mike. Trust me
But we need oh my god never say never I will never see
This is part like bro. This is perfect never say never
Never say never
I never thought that I could walk through fire
I never thought that I'd take a burn
I'm loving you, but I know it's kind of strange to take it higher
It's hard to be nothing, but I reach the point
Oh, Justin, I know you've been a decision of turning back
When your heart's a mirror attack
The little thing I have is my destiny
I will never say never
I will fight, I will fight forever
I will never unite, I will not stay
I'll sing a song, don't nobody say that
Yeah, maybe it's that song, maybe it's that song, dude
Thing I told you that I never would
Here we go, here we go
Go, go baby, go
Go, baby, go
Go, go
It's so real now, it's so real!
Shucks!
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
Oh, be fucked up if you can't be right
I knew this time, oh I told you that I never would
I told you I'd tell you, see more when I knew I never could
Mother, I know nobody as good as you
I knew this time, see more when I knew I never would
I told you I'd tell you, see more when I knew I never could
Mother, I know nobody as good as you
I
I
Think Justin Bieber's hit we gotta find the right song
Yeah, are you sure we use the juice though cuz you hit a knife would be bro. Like maybe we used up his thing
Bro, hey, you're the fly smart fuck up with the room yet, you know, Mac Miller
Come on
hold it up hold it up go go go you said you said congrats on a couple of
I'm running hot on cases right now
Ha ha ha
Dopamine
I know but dad i'm so close like that dad use the thing dad hear me out hear me out
I haven't had a crazy
Dad i'm close dad the thing is
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bro dad, no no
I've been getting
dad, listen
I've been getting shit for a week
not tonight
I got a 5-word adult
dad, go go go
you get gold
gold
dad, gold, gold, gold
gold?
gold?
why is it gold?
no
ah
dad! vibe, dad! vibe?
dad, dad!
dad
dad, here's the thing dad
gold
gold, gold
dad, you get it
I
Dad I already thought about that. No hi guys doesn't work at bow. Hi guys is a motivating
Go go I just need you to say it one time, please
It's like a hundred bucks that that is
70 bucks
I know I know well, okay
Dad I love your energy
Yes, the thing is your energy is a little off-kilter
Go, go!
Dad, you said gold!
You gotta ret!
Go, go, girl, go!
Yes, Go!
There it is, girl!
Go!
Go!
Go!
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What's our balance 836 bro?
No, no, no, you're reading the wrong.
So we can either go 20 Chrome
You already know my answer.
Let's go 20 Chrome, that'll be it.
Our last 20 cases.
I wish you all you ready to have us.
You're ready.
Ready, prepared.
I know we're close to something huge.
I know we are.
You've got to keep seeing it through.
I know it's hard to see the light at the end of the tunnel, but sometimes bro you just
gotta see the light at the end of the tunnel.
I can't believe I got a rat in his first case chat, holy aura, holy aura.
You're three rats today and a gold.
Bro, he got the, he got a rat in his first case, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Neeps, Neepo, Ben, Shen.
Yeah, that ride's bad because it's like, uh...
It doesn't give me a really good cut, but it's okay.
You know?
What do you mean, Hadvine? What are you talking about?
Nah, it's all good. Nothing much.
The counter-slike source needs to be having an error initializing or updating your transaction.
They think I'm hacked. Wow.
We really ripped some ass tonight that hit wait, that's
Bro, we ripped some cases up y'all have a shot of chat
Chat we really know what that means. We've seen that day one and two and three. Oh god
Wait, do you think I might be locked again? Yeah, we've seen this message before
Pro I might be locked
Well
Fuck it.
Try it again.
Sorry.
Wait a minute.
I can try it.
I have it for a time, so what did I do?
Alright, switch it up.
Yeah.
Let's see.
Maybe a bug for something.
Nice.
Why is he just can't add anything?
And you're in need of more personal...
Bro, we got fucking banned again!
How many top 20 do you think were down after tonight?
Tonight was good.
I was good in the sense that it wasn't profitable, but in the sense that we didn't lose
Tonight we are down if I had to guess a thousand hundred
Nope, probably more than that
um
So it's a thousand we put in
no
two thousand we put in just for
cases then then we did the trade up so we'll just add 500 onto that because
you already had those items so and then we got the $500 once we're at 2000 again
and then we got the hundred and forty dollars it's not bad probably down the
least loss for sure at any day our worst night it's not our worst night is
what you're saying probably down like it's gotta be the best one though 1,800
one squishy out on the best night because this is the most cases we've opened
and we did a trade-off so I don't think it's the best night all you're saying
strictly off like just volume of cases bro I loaded into the game we had a
hundred dreams ready to go and then we were doing batches of 40 like we we
ripped almost 300 cases tonight you know what's crazy though you know it's
crazy yeah that was a fade I'm sorry no you're 40 anyways the night was good
we're leaving with a smile on our face and valve is still up on us for the day
1,000 like seven hundred dollars five hundred dollar red which never happens
fact new yeah then we hit a gold and we still lost $1,700 from about yeah we're not doing
a trade up all right um well we chat saying to do a Justin Bieber trade up not a bad shout
we mean the reds that we have the reds no the reds that we have are too expensive yeah
Yeah.
Lacey gifted what?
W. Lay, W. Lay, love you, Lacey.
W. Lay, man.
All right, bro, look, guys, look, look.
Let's keep it like this, bro.
All right, all right.
$300 worth of cases on me.
Wow, our next, our next-
W sponsor.
Lacey, I'm gonna keep it a beam, bro.
That's gonna last me like, what?
Highlights, 11 minutes.
That will last you-
That's from us.
The worth that's going right to Kroger.
That's literally one and a half refills.
I'm a fly man, one and a half, one and a half.
W, they say, alright bro, I'm out bro.
Hi guys, maybe we're banned, we'll see.
Yeah.
This could end up being a good thing, seriously.
We'll have to check that out.
Alright bro, chat, what am I,
hey, let's raid my dad, chat, why not bro?
W.
Dude, I ready to go raid my dad.
Okay, you can see, keep your PC on
because I gotta get you in for the RLCS.
Okay, chat, go raid my dad, bro.
Chat, raid my dad.
Alright, guys.
yo it was fun it was very fun it was fun love you guys have a good night we got
a $500 red and a golden still lost $1,700
Daven just owns my ass take it out daddy everybody go raid my dad guys I
want to like make my dad's night everybody go raid my dad bro he
streams all the time my dad seems like every day he's gonna be happy go
He doesn't know, he doesn't know, everybody go raid him.
Guys go raid my dad, go follow him.
It's going to take him a while for me to set up.
How do I get down?
He's reading.
Dad, what?
How do I get down, Chad?
Does he see it?
Hold up, the raid hasn't even started yet.
I can't get down.
Chad, join the raid. Does he see it?
Fuck it, I'm going down.
Fuck it.
Does he see the raid?
Dad I raided!
Dad!
Dad!
Jimmy, what the fuck?
Jimmy, what the fuck, Dad?
Jinxy!
Jimmy, what the fuck?
Bro, Jimmy?
No, Dad.
Jinxy, Jinxy.
Wow!
Who fucking shot me?
You fucking prick!
Hey, asshole!
Revive me!
I'm- I'm Jim C's fucking son!
Dad!
Son!
You're gonna get fucked!
You're gonna get fucked!
You're gonna get fucked!
All right, y'all.
Go raise my dad!
All right, chat?
Love y'all.
Love y'all.
Bye-bye-bye.
Yo, Pog with the 50 gifted!
Pog, do you get a 50 gifted?
I'm gonna go on my dad's stream.
Motherfucker!
All right, all right, I raise it.
I'm just gonna fucking train at your jet...
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