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03-23-2026 · 11h 01m

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[00:00:30] I found some figured up a certain time until we came back for the start found in all of a sudden they fixed the bases

[00:00:36] Cuz I'm one of the cases that I've stepped how many niggas want to hate

[00:00:41] Me in my plan attack cuz I'm risking my soul attack. I'm heard all over the map

[00:00:52] Jack what the fuck is good roll big Monday today

[00:00:57] Big Monday today! Big Monday today! Big Monday!

[00:01:03] Hi guys, what is this? Whoa, what is this?

[00:01:09] Valve CEO Gabe Newell is begging people to stop opening cases.

[00:01:15] People need to spend more time in nature.

[00:01:20] He's telling me this why. He's telling me this why.

[00:01:25] because there's a fucking gambadoplar waiting for me today that is the only

[00:01:30] fucking reason he would tell me this though Gavin I know you're looking right

[00:01:33] into my eyes bro I know you're looking right into my eye bro I know you're

[00:01:42] looking right into my face bro Jack he's telling me this because um what's

[00:01:47] I'm gonna call it massive. What do you mean massive? Oh chat by the way

[00:01:56] Let me start this shit off, bro chat tonight

[00:02:01] We are going to be 1v1 in case so in every game not literally every game, but I don't know how to phrase it

[00:02:09] Um, we're doing nine games. It's literally bro v bro format shout out some other way

[00:02:13] we did it but rather we could go I picked three games K-Soul picks three games and then we decide

[00:02:18] on three neutral games first one to win five games it's gonna be peak but the thing is it's

[00:02:24] gotta be late y'all like it's gotta be like 10 because guys that's when K-Soul gets on it's gonna

[00:02:29] be like 10 to 10 to 10 K-Soul is probably sleeping right now rafting in the back of

[00:02:35] equal thing around that's a lot of games yeah it sounds like a lot of games but it's really

[00:02:39] not because each game is gonna take like 10 to 15 minutes max um couple of ideas now chat first

[00:02:48] off do y'all think i could win he's good at games bro do y'all think i could win i also

[00:02:54] don't know what games he's gonna pick or what if he picks like nfl street i'll be cooked

[00:02:58] jack hell no no jack with the 10 gifted jack 10 gifted oh by the way hi guys we're doing cases at

[00:03:05] 8 p.m. Make sure you slap that on the title. Case at 8 p.m. We do case from 8 to 10. Then

[00:03:11] the case of guitar. We'll be one of the case right every game. Chat. We're doing cases

[00:03:14] tonight. I'm running hot. I'm running hot. Did he get a gold last night? Yes. Yes,

[00:03:20] I did. G.C. It is my 19th birthday tonight and I'm all alone and nobody's

[00:03:24] celebrating with me. Everybody wish Lilith a happy birthday. Happy birthday, Lilith.

[00:03:29] Hey, Lilith, it happens. It happens, man. It happens to everybody. Happy birthday,

[00:03:33] I'm really sorry to hear about that, but happy birthday man.

[00:03:37] Happy birthday.

[00:03:38] Hopefully the chat wishes you happy birthday.

[00:03:40] Chat wish you a little bad birthday.

[00:03:42] Little bad birthday.

[00:03:43] Green thing in the back.

[00:03:44] That is sad bro.

[00:03:45] I'm going to be outside of town.

[00:03:46] Text thing in the back.

[00:03:47] Fragging words are one.

[00:03:48] Green thing in the back.

[00:03:49] Chat wish little happy birthday.

[00:03:50] Delta thing in the back.

[00:03:51] Capital thing in the back.

[00:03:52] It's your one.

[00:03:53] Predator thing's your one.

[00:03:54] Now chat for the games.

[00:03:55] What do we think guys?

[00:03:57] So I don't know what games K-Sos is going to pick.

[00:04:01] What games should I pick?

[00:04:02] Now, I don't think, kind of like what we did with Ron,

[00:04:06] I don't think either of us should pick games

[00:04:08] where like the other person has no chance to win.

[00:04:11] So like I'm not gonna like 1v1 case up in R6.

[00:04:15] But like my games, now hear me out chat,

[00:04:19] here are my games, all right?

[00:04:20] So let's think, bro.

[00:04:23] So we got Brovy Bro versus K-Sup, right?

[00:04:26] So,

[00:04:27] So now, my games, now I have a couple of good ideas for the neutral games that I think could

[00:04:35] go either way.

[00:04:37] My games, chat, I'm thinking chess, bro, I'm thinking chess, it depends, I have a hundred

[00:04:43] below, I have a hundred below in chess.

[00:04:45] We could make chess a neutral game, but if he's like Rod and he's never played

[00:04:50] chess then I have a slight advantage.

[00:04:54] Geo guesser chat. I don't know if case those ever played Geo guesser before that's for sure an advantage

[00:05:00] Now what do you think about battle shit, bro?

[00:05:03] Um, wait, maybe a ball pool wait, maybe we make chess neutral because I'm trash at chess chat

[00:05:10] What about eight ball pool? Well, I don't fucking move in a ball pool. I was all up farming on Ron, bro

[00:05:18] Check lock in on this because I need to go three for three on each. I

[00:05:21] I think for sure I think for sure

[00:05:25] He's dude. He's gonna pick like

[00:05:28] Bro, what do you think's like MLB the show? I've not I know he plays that game. I don't know what he's gonna pick

[00:05:33] Um

[00:05:34] April pool. I'm confident Geo gets her. I'm confident. I don't think he's ever played Geo gets her

[00:05:39] I'm like silver and Geo gets her I play

[00:05:41] Um, I do use chattel off, but I won't be using chattel. I obviously

[00:05:45] What other game could I pick as my third game where Kato has a chance maybe battleship?

[00:05:49] because obviously if you want to see it's not really like fair

[00:05:54] bro he's gonna pick like half sword I know he's gonna pick half sword

[00:05:59] but I've seen him play that game I'm gonna get smoked in that game

[00:06:03] dude he's like good at half sword

[00:06:06] chat what are the games bro

[00:06:08] Madden no let me cook I think a neutral game for me and Keso should be 2k

[00:06:13] both of us have played 2k in our whole childhood

[00:06:15] I think a neutral game should be too good both of us has played

[00:06:20] Okay, um

[00:06:22] April pool Geo guesser. I think we make chess a neutral game. Maybe I

[00:06:28] Kind of what I'm just like chess. I want to just throw chess in but it's not really my game

[00:06:33] What can my last game be chat remember? He has to have a good chance of eating me

[00:06:40] He's gonna pick half sword I think I think rocket league should be neutral chat

[00:06:43] I think K-Stone's better than me at Rocket League, guys.

[00:06:46] I think K-Stone hit champ in Rocket League like years ago.

[00:06:49] But I play with him, I think he's better than me.

[00:06:52] Unbiased me.

[00:06:53] Rocket League, I have a chance though, if it's a 1v1.

[00:06:55] One more could go either way.

[00:06:58] 2K, I have a chance.

[00:06:59] That could go either way.

[00:07:01] I'm trying to think.

[00:07:02] What should my third game be?

[00:07:06] Vatterant, okay, Vatterant could be fun.

[00:07:08] I'll think of the third game.

[00:07:10] Let me think on that.

[00:07:11] Let me think of that.

[00:07:12] Now, let's do the neutral games, all right?

[00:07:14] Neutral games.

[00:07:16] Listen, bro, I think Rocket League could go either way.

[00:07:20] I really do think Rocket League could go either way.

[00:07:23] I think 2K could go either way.

[00:07:26] I think 2K could go either way.

[00:07:27] Both of us have played 2K.

[00:07:29] He's played 2K for like years.

[00:07:31] I've played 2K for years.

[00:07:32] I think that could go either way.

[00:07:33] Now, what should the last neutral game be?

[00:07:36] Maybe chess?

[00:07:39] God, playing chess would be peak.

[00:07:41] It depends though, like, what is it, like, if he knows how to play chestnut, I'll ask him, this is something where it's better to cook with him in the call, because I can get a better understanding of where he's at with every game, but for my last game, I don't know, CSGO, CSGO 1v1 can be good, CSGO 1v1 can be good, oh yeah, battleship!

[00:08:03] Okay, this is peak chat. I like this maybe we'll treat some stuff, but I like this I like this a lot

[00:08:17] maybe we give it of April, but I'm so good at April. I'm so fucking good at April chat.

[00:08:21] This I'll probably lose this I actually have no idea this is a coin flip and this I have no

[00:08:32] Yeah, I have to know how good he is a chance. Well, what are you asking? What are asking? Chad is gonna be at 10

[00:08:37] I know it's late, but that's when case so gets on guys

[00:08:39] So it's gonna be at 10 maybe even like 10 15 10 20 if you're EU

[00:08:45] You're probably gonna be asleep, but I'll post it on YouTube the next morning like all the games

[00:08:49] But yeah, bro, that's gonna be peak and then we'll get his games to that he wants to do

[00:08:54] But yeah, this is gonna be peak this gonna be peak. Okay now

[00:08:57] Now, in other news, it's chess day five time.

[00:09:02] BLOCK THE FUCKIN' I'M ON A FOUR DAY STREEK ON CHE-

[00:09:07] Oh my god, scholars mate.

[00:09:09] Every time I see white, I'm just thinking scholars mate every fucking time.

[00:09:13] Oh no, I got black, okay.

[00:09:15] Nevermind, I can't do scholars mate.

[00:09:16] Wait, can you do scholars mate if you go second?

[00:09:19] You can't, you can't, you can't.

[00:09:20] Wait, this guy's from New Zealand or Australia?

[00:09:23] Jack, is that the New Zealand flag?

[00:09:26] It is New Zealand.

[00:09:30] What's the difference between the two?

[00:09:31] Wait, this guy's fast.

[00:09:32] This guy's fast.

[00:09:34] What's the...

[00:09:35] Wait, what's this guy doing?

[00:09:37] Wait, wait, wait, hold up.

[00:09:39] Free pawn, hold on.

[00:09:42] If he take, this guy plays so fast.

[00:09:45] He can't use his queen, because he'll lose this.

[00:09:48] Wait, this is the fastest player

[00:09:53] I've ever played against, hands down.

[00:09:56] Why does he play so fast?

[00:09:57] Wait, can I check him out of this?

[00:10:00] Bro, I can check him.

[00:10:02] Wait.

[00:10:04] That's checked me.

[00:10:06] Isn't that checked me?

[00:10:11] No!

[00:10:11] Oh my God, he could have...

[00:10:14] Bro, he's sold.

[00:10:15] He could have took the knight.

[00:10:16] He could have used this knight.

[00:10:18] Oh my God, he's sold!

[00:10:20] Check.

[00:10:21] Okay.

[00:10:26] mhm. Thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank thank. Do I- ah! horse

[00:10:34] right here, maybe? if he takes, I take, if he takes, I take. If he takes, I take. He

[00:10:41] castles. What an idiot! Bro, free horse! Oh no. You can get it back. Okay. Let me

[00:10:48] castle. What if my castleing never work?! There we go. What's it gonna do now?

[00:10:55] now. What's he gonna do now? I'm up plus one chat. Focus, focus. I'm up plus one. I

[00:11:02] already made a huge blunder. We, it's up to us to not make another blunder here.

[00:11:07] Interesting. He moves his queen out. I feel like that's so stupid. I feel like

[00:11:12] that's dumb to move your queen out, though. We go here. This pawn is

[00:11:18] most protected pawn ever. It has a pawn protecting it and a rook. Shiesa.

[00:11:23] Wait, that's fine, because then I do this.

[00:11:27] We're good, karma, karma, karma!

[00:11:29] Oh my god, am I in checkmate?

[00:11:33] He's about to checkmate me, isn't he?

[00:11:34] How do I stop this?

[00:11:37] I'm in check right now.

[00:11:38] How do I stop this?

[00:11:44] Now if he takes my bishop, wait, a rook is worth more than a bishop, right?

[00:11:49] Fuck!

[00:11:50] A rook is worth more than a bishop, I think.

[00:11:53] Oh my god, wait hold up

[00:11:55] okay

[00:11:59] We need to get this queen out of here get the part of her face back up queen back up

[00:12:04] Cuz we'll never be bro. Yo

[00:12:08] Well, I didn't mean to do that. I didn't mean to do that

[00:12:12] I'm dead. I can't tell if I'm losing or winning

[00:12:16] John I can't tell I'm losing or winning. I'm so bad at this game. I'm so bad

[00:12:20] I'm a hundred and we okay. I'm always down to go horse for horse

[00:12:26] Always done

[00:12:28] He's planning something. What's he building in there?

[00:12:32] Subscriptions to these strange magazines, bro. This guy's building something. I can't tell what he's building, but I know he's building something

[00:12:40] Okay

[00:12:42] We're gonna test that Bishop

[00:12:44] wait what if oh my god he just blundered he just blundered he just blundered I just got a bitch up for free

[00:12:54] bro he wasn't paying attention what a jackass

[00:13:04] I'm not in check right I'm not in check no I'm not I'm not in check this is a really good

[00:13:10] Good bishop lay out of me.

[00:13:12] No one is and it's actually terrible.

[00:13:13] Shaisa, Shaisa, what do I do, what do I do?

[00:13:18] What do I do, can I check him?

[00:13:20] Oh my God, what do I do?

[00:13:22] He's gonna, if he moves this here.

[00:13:31] I'm confused, why can't I do the, oh yeah,

[00:13:33] yeah, yeah, that makes sense, okay.

[00:13:40] I'm gonna do this bishop here this way if the rook dies I can trade it out. I'm kind of thinking right I

[00:13:46] Gotta think though. I'm thinking I gotta look at what's in front of me

[00:13:50] But now that bishop lines it up to where this rook can play here

[00:13:56] If he goes to the

[00:13:58] Okay, so I'm going to take F4 and then he takes E1 and then I do 978 to the 57th power

[00:14:12] and then what I'm going to end up doing out of that is I'm going to do 86 reverse cyclone

[00:14:17] equation and then I'm going to take his bishop and now I'm plus five and then he's

[00:14:23] He's gonna do reverse fight gambit maxland vienna game and then I'm gonna do one two draw resign

[00:14:39] I'm in checkmate. I just got checkmated. I just sold

[00:14:42] Wait, no he can't he's it's two moves. It'd be checkmated. Oh, no, it's checkmate. Never mind

[00:14:49] I wasn't paying attention

[00:14:53] Bro, was it paying any attention?

[00:14:55] Oh my god, I always lose my queen.

[00:14:57] How do I always lose her?

[00:15:00] It's fine, I still have two rooks, he has one.

[00:15:01] I'm only down two.

[00:15:02] I'm only down, this is so winnable, chat.

[00:15:05] Okay, I'm in check, that's fine.

[00:15:06] I don't really care about that.

[00:15:08] You can check me all you want.

[00:15:09] You're not gonna check me, Pussy.

[00:15:11] You know you wanna bring your rook down here,

[00:15:12] but then if you do that, you're just gonna die.

[00:15:14] So you may as well just fall back,

[00:15:15] because I own you.

[00:15:21] Bro, I might be able,

[00:15:22] I'm not even kidding, I might be able to checkmate this guy.

[00:15:24] Bro, I'm thinking here, here.

[00:15:28] Bro, oh my God, I have it.

[00:15:30] If I move this here, the queen has to take, right?

[00:15:37] Guys, guys, let me cook, please.

[00:15:41] He's gonna checkmate me, isn't he?

[00:15:43] Check's up.

[00:15:50] What?

[00:15:51] How did he check mate me?

[00:15:53] How?

[00:15:55] How?

[00:15:56] One more.

[00:15:57] This game is addicting as shit.

[00:16:00] Bro, how did he check mate me?

[00:16:01] I don't understand.

[00:16:05] This guy has 120 60 low.

[00:16:07] Imagine being 120 60 low.

[00:16:10] Bro, I'm 165 low.

[00:16:12] Listen bro, if you're 120 60 low,

[00:16:15] Van Crute opening?

[00:16:17] Who the fuck is Van Crute?

[00:16:20] Bro, they got it opening for everything.

[00:16:21] Who the fuck is Van Kroet?

[00:16:26] And will never be a bryo.

[00:16:28] Okay, okay, okay.

[00:16:29] Always good to get your horses involved.

[00:16:31] I've been learning that from pros.

[00:16:33] I've been watching Levi,

[00:16:35] I've been watching a little bit of Levi.

[00:16:37] A lot of pros like to get their horses going early, bro.

[00:16:40] Okay, so now I'm gonna go.

[00:16:46] What the fuck is this guy doing, bro?

[00:16:49] Let's just get our horses going.

[00:16:50] Let's do what all the pros do.

[00:16:52] What the fuck is this guy doing?

[00:16:53] Okay, this guy's weirding me out.

[00:16:55] Four ponds in a row.

[00:17:06] I don't know what this guy's doing.

[00:17:07] What's he building in there?

[00:17:09] Look at him.

[00:17:10] He did four p-

[00:17:16] I literally dare you.

[00:17:17] I dare you.

[00:17:18] Take it.

[00:17:19] Take my gift ship, I fucking dare you.

[00:17:21] I was not thinking about that.

[00:17:25] Oh my God, I was not thinking about that.

[00:17:26] Ooh, I was not, okay.

[00:17:28] Castle.

[00:17:32] Okay.

[00:17:41] See, Chad, this is smart because,

[00:17:44] oh no, wait, I just lost the game.

[00:17:49] That was the weirdest opening ever. How did I lose?

[00:18:03] That was the weirdest opening ever. How did I lose? How did I lose to you, sir?

[00:18:08] Jeff, what? I don't know how I lost him.

[00:18:19] You know what? I could still win. I just got to take out this queen.

[00:18:21] I could still win, bro. It's all about heart, bro.

[00:18:26] Look, he's going to do reverse penetration.

[00:18:28] But then what I'm going to do is I'm going to make him think that I gave away my

[00:18:34] bishop, but in reality, I'm stealing his queen.

[00:18:39] He's going to take the bait because he's a noob.

[00:18:42] I'm going to make him think I'll give away my bishop,

[00:18:44] but in real check and I get a pretty smart, right? Pretty smart,

[00:18:48] Pretty smart?

[00:18:51] Why are people laughing?

[00:18:54] Look bro, I'm giving you my bishop,

[00:18:56] but in turn I take his queen.

[00:18:58] He's gonna fall for it.

[00:18:59] Chad is gonna take the bait every time.

[00:19:02] No, you're special.

[00:19:12] Look, now I threaten his queen,

[00:19:14] but if he takes my queen, I just take his queen.

[00:19:17] I can win this bro, down 11.

[00:19:19] Crazier things have happened.

[00:19:21] Bro, I can win this.

[00:19:26] This guy's such a fucking child!

[00:19:28] Oh no, oh no, my rook.

[00:19:39] Yeah, I need to leave out of training.

[00:19:41] I'm just gonna be honest.

[00:19:41] I need to leave out of training.

[00:19:47] Maybe this will work. Can we draw please? I don't want to drop under 100 elo. My chat will

[00:20:04] gross. See what he's asking. Can I request? Let me request draw please. Please, please.

[00:20:13] Come on bro, I requested draw.

[00:20:19] Where's he from?

[00:20:22] Armenia.

[00:20:23] He declined it?

[00:20:24] Fine bro, I design now.

[00:20:27] Bro, why did I get worked so badly there?

[00:20:30] Can I get a review?

[00:20:31] Let me get a review.

[00:20:32] The game didn't go your way.

[00:20:34] Yeah, let me get a review mommy.

[00:20:36] Can I get a review?

[00:20:39] A slow start to the game may have held you back.

[00:20:42] review so you can be prepared next time okay this opening move is considered

[00:20:49] weaker than e4 yes that's what I said mommy that's what I said your opponent is

[00:20:54] letting you have the center and you took it the Queen is left hanging letting

[00:21:01] you grab it immediately what how can I oh my god I just now saw that

[00:21:12] Oh my god, I just saw that. Wow.

[00:21:17] You had an opportunity to capture a vulnerable queen.

[00:21:22] I'm sorry mommy, I let you down.

[00:21:26] You've just allowed your knight to be taken without a fight.

[00:21:30] Okay, she's a little fucking sassy. Come on. I'm no time to gain.

[00:21:35] Capturing your hanging rook.

[00:21:39] you are losing a night this way I'm sorry they are right on target capturing

[00:21:47] your hanging pawn they took your pawn for free this x-ray tactic forces you to

[00:21:55] lose your work they finished their tactic and took your rook in the end it's

[00:21:59] disrespectful to chess for me to play it bro it's disrespectful bro if I would

[00:22:04] have just took his queen I went back into the week totally different that

[00:22:06] That queen went on a killing spree!

[00:22:08] That queen!

[00:22:09] Alright, one more fucking game!

[00:22:11] I'm gonna get a good game review, because I'm not stupid!

[00:22:16] Wait, how's that fair?

[00:22:17] She's two hundred illo!

[00:22:18] I'm only one forty!

[00:22:21] Fuck it, scholars mate.

[00:22:23] Fuck it, scholars mate.

[00:22:36] Can I do skulls mate from here?

[00:22:43] I can't do skulls mate.

[00:22:44] I can do skulls mate.

[00:22:45] Shisa.

[00:22:46] Shisa.

[00:22:47] Wait a minute, I might have to play here.

[00:23:01] I might have a genius play.

[00:23:03] Chinese don't let me cook, okay?

[00:23:06] just let me cook. Take my pawn. I want you to take my pawn. He just sold the game. He

[00:23:14] just sold the game. Maybe he did. Okay. Fuck. Fuck this is so hard. I know you're not supposed

[00:23:27] to move the same troop multiple times, but it is a queen to be fair. Bro, I just need

[00:23:31] Levi to help me a little bit and I think I'll help me a lot

[00:23:35] Because I don't really know what I'm doing bro to be honest. I thought I was gonna win I

[00:23:41] Was gonna do this with the Queen, but then I realized I want to die for an ambition

[00:23:49] Come on Jacob, what are you thinking about you nervous you nervous Jacob you're going against

[00:23:55] Grandmaster Jake Stain bro, could you imagine if I got grandmaster?

[00:23:58] bro oh my god the amount of aura chat what do you guys think can I do it caveman

[00:24:06] discovering fire bro I could it's not really caveman discovering interesting

[00:24:14] wait why would he do that can't I just do this and check in that was the worst

[00:24:19] play he could have did I think you're in check now but now he's gonna lose his

[00:24:24] horse. I know he can't. He'll lose his pawn though. Okay, never mind. He's not

[00:24:30] going to lose anything. This guy's actually really smart. This guy's a very

[00:24:35] good player you could tell. Okay, what we're gonna do here is we're gonna fall

[00:24:40] back. This is what we call the reach reed. Actually that queen can't die right

[00:24:43] now. There's no point to fall back. What we should do is set up a horse so

[00:24:48] that way the queen gets traded no matter what. That queen can't die in

[00:24:52] in that current position.

[00:24:53] Can't die.

[00:24:58] No, I didn't do that!

[00:24:59] I missed it, please!

[00:25:01] Fuck!

[00:25:04] I was tapping, bro, I was tapping and I...

[00:25:14] I swear to God, on my mother's life,

[00:25:17] I was tapping, I didn't mean to do that.

[00:25:20] Sweet mother of Neptune, I lost. How do I always lose my queen?

[00:25:26] Bro, I was not trying to do that. I was capping, bro. Oh my God. It just flipped to my term.

[00:25:32] Guys, is plus eight even comebackable?

[00:25:35] Chad, what's the craziest comeback in chess history?

[00:25:38] Is plus eight comebackable?

[00:25:43] Yes, maybe.

[00:25:48] You can do it. Okay

[00:25:50] Somebody said 140 elo laughs like a bogey sure bro. Everything's everything's all fun and games until I get grandmaster

[00:25:57] everything's all fun and games

[00:25:59] But there's so much horses and bishops going on right now. I can't even track I

[00:26:04] Can't even track like who's gonna kill what?

[00:26:07] Because there's so much shit happening. I

[00:26:11] Mean bro, I could get a plus eight come back

[00:26:13] I'm going to check you. Hey, bro, I'm going to let you know you're about to get checked

[00:26:21] in a second here. I love checking my opponents. Oh my god, good boy. Is he going to lose his

[00:26:27] queen? No, he's not. It's a weekend. Wait, is this a good bishop? What's worth more

[00:26:37] the broker the horse the horse wait a second let me sink I want to give myself a

[00:26:49] little bit more space here I think I should have did pawn here I want to

[00:26:53] just like start I like getting in their face and just getting on their dick

[00:26:58] Pauls.

[00:26:59] See what I'm saying, bro?

[00:27:00] I like getting in their grill.

[00:27:02] The castles, which is interesting.

[00:27:07] Let's do this, and then let's do this.

[00:27:11] Let's set up a crosser.

[00:27:14] Because I like getting very, like, finessey with my rooks.

[00:27:18] Now we do this.

[00:27:19] Bro, hear me the fuck out for a second.

[00:27:23] Bro, what if I put my pawn here?

[00:27:25] It's going to force his bishop to move.

[00:27:27] Look, even though I'm down, I'm kind of taking control of the map.

[00:27:33] I kind of have aura.

[00:27:35] I'm down 11 and he's playing really defensive because he's nervous.

[00:27:40] I'm taking such good control of the map here, y'all.

[00:27:44] That's fine, bro.

[00:27:45] Move your bishop now.

[00:27:47] Wait, why did I let him do that again?

[00:27:50] Fuck, I thought there was a reason.

[00:27:54] God there was a reason for it. I know how to checkmate him. If I can get this bishop here,

[00:28:08] I need to get this rook here. I can do it at us. I'm going to go for the checkmate. If I get this

[00:28:16] rook here? Wait a minute. I'm gonna check make this guy. Oh no I did the wrong. I was supposed

[00:28:27] to do this. Wait, but if I broke, I could still check mate. I just have to get this

[00:28:38] right here oh my god I didn't mean to do it oh no the bishop oh no the bishop if

[00:28:47] he doesn't see this he deserves to lose I just check me them I'm down 13 that's

[00:28:52] It's got to be me, right? It's got to be me.

[00:28:56] Is that me?

[00:29:02] What? How's that not me?

[00:29:09] Wait, it's me now.

[00:29:17] Now it's me.

[00:29:19] No, I didn't mean to- I FUCKING MISTREKED AGAIN!

[00:29:32] Wait now it's mate?

[00:29:34] Hold up, there's a way to get checkmate out of this, I know it.

[00:29:40] Is that not checkmate?

[00:29:41] No, he can just move his cane here.

[00:29:45] Bro.

[00:29:47] Bro, I need to get another Rook right here under the radar, though.

[00:29:58] Okay.

[00:30:09] Surely this is Checkmate. I'm like positive of it. Now it's Checkmate.

[00:30:14] Okay, but I still got to go in this is checkmate

[00:30:23] Checkmate no checkmate now

[00:30:36] Checkmate now

[00:30:38] Checkmate chat. I don't guys. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know this is really hard

[00:30:44] It's a hard sport.

[00:30:47] Checkmate.

[00:30:49] Now.

[00:30:53] Is Bishop can take this guy's such a fucking child.

[00:31:00] But he's going to run out of time, right?

[00:31:02] I mean, there's no way.

[00:31:05] Oh, no, don't I lose because of time.

[00:31:06] Fuck.

[00:31:08] Chad, I mean, did y'all like the vision?

[00:31:10] See, I'm so going for the kill.

[00:31:11] God, I lost my 20.

[00:31:13] Fuck.

[00:31:13] All right, give me a game review, mommy.

[00:31:15] Talk to me.

[00:31:17] Talk to me.

[00:31:22] Gaby Limit Breached Voss?

[00:31:27] We gotta pay.

[00:31:33] $10 a month?

[00:31:34] Fuck!

[00:31:37] Okay, I'll buy it.

[00:31:38] I'll buy it.

[00:31:39] Yeah, start through, child.

[00:31:41] Oh, please let me Apple Pay.

[00:31:42] Please, please let me out of the way.

[00:31:45] Please let me out of the way.

[00:31:52] Guys, I'm so bad at chess.

[00:31:53] It's like disgusting how bad I am.

[00:31:57] But I really need to go from the coach to me, man.

[00:31:59] He said he's down, but he has the flu right now.

[00:32:05] Bro, can I pay?

[00:32:06] Fuck!

[00:32:08] Chess is so hard!

[00:32:10] One more game bro please, I'm gonna redeem myself, you'll see.

[00:32:17] Processing, pay for that, face ID, face ID.

[00:32:22] Nice, oh my god we got it, guys we got Diamond Membership!

[00:32:26] Now we get unlimited reviews.

[00:32:34] Dude I want to see like smartest chess plays ever.

[00:32:38] I want to get motivated, bro.

[00:32:44] This is the greatest chess move of all time.

[00:32:46] First, Frank Marshall sacrificed the rook!

[00:32:49] The idea...

[00:32:51] Why haven't you sacrificed the rook?

[00:32:52] Yeah, is that if White captures, there is a triple fork of all of White's pieces.

[00:32:58] So instead of that, White played Rook C5 attacking the queen.

[00:33:02] And in this position, Black played a legendary move.

[00:33:06] If you want to find it before I tell you, pause this video right now.

[00:33:14] Um...

[00:33:16] Black took the queen.

[00:33:18] No, no, no. Black...

[00:33:23] He moved his pawn up to the rook.

[00:33:25] Black moved his pawn, B6. That's what I would do.

[00:33:29] Frank Marshall played a queen to...

[00:33:33] G3!

[00:33:34] The queen can be ca...

[00:33:35] Wait, but the queen can die to the pawn and the rook can die to the pawn.

[00:33:39] I've tried three different ways!

[00:33:41] First, if you take with the queen, I give you a check, win my queen back, and I'll likely get some interest as well.

[00:33:48] If you take like this, I give you a check, the king goes to the corner, and it's checkmate.

[00:33:53] And if you take with this pawn, you lose even faster!

[00:33:55] The knighty too!

[00:33:56] What?!

[00:33:58] The maiden won!

[00:33:59] But the problem is, you have to take my queen, because if you don't, I'm threatening checkmate anyway!

[00:34:04] The move was so spectacular that apparently spectators threw gold coins at the players.

[00:34:09] Vaz...

[00:34:13] Chat, who should I look up?

[00:34:15] Who should I learn from, guys?

[00:34:19] Who should I learn from?

[00:34:22] Magnus, okay.

[00:34:23] Magnus.

[00:34:25] Smart.

[00:34:27] Martyrs move.

[00:34:31] Sigma.

[00:34:34] So Magnus sits down to play his game at a World Championship event, the referee

[00:34:38] starts the clock and Magnus is just drinking water. His time is literally

[00:34:42] ticking. White makes the first move. Does he know that? It puts his water away.

[00:34:46] He's gonna make a move, but then no! He adjusts every piece to be centered on

[00:34:51] the squares. His time is just running. He hasn't made a move for about 20 s-

[00:34:54] Well I'm gonna be honest, that right there is peak autism, bro. Taking 18

[00:35:00] 15 seconds to adjust the that is

[00:35:03] Autism that can disrupt this game until finally be satisfied. You play C4 and his opponents like C4. I would have been before Magnus

[00:35:12] What's the point of C4 chap? Maybe that's what it is guys. Maybe that's what it is guys

[00:35:20] Maybe that's what it is. I go. I'm gonna start going C4, right?

[00:35:26] But what the fuck so Magnus sits down to

[00:35:30] Bro, let's do C4.

[00:35:34] Let's do it, let's do it.

[00:35:35] Let's see, Magnus does C4.

[00:35:37] Okay, Magnus, I got you.

[00:35:39] Magnus, you're gonna do C4?

[00:35:41] I'm gonna do C4.

[00:35:43] C4.

[00:35:45] I got you, Magnus.

[00:35:48] Oh wait, I can't do that because I'm on.

[00:35:51] Bro, this is so, guys, chess is so hard, man.

[00:35:55] Chess is so hard, yeah, I know I'm on the wrong side.

[00:35:58] All right, all right, all right.

[00:36:00] What's the equivalent to C4?

[00:36:02] Would it be C5?

[00:36:09] E5.

[00:36:10] Chet is E5 the equivalent?

[00:36:11] C5, fuck, I'm so stupid.

[00:36:13] Wait, am I good now?

[00:36:16] Whoa, this guy's a grassy with his queen.

[00:36:18] Yo bro, cool your jets a little bit.

[00:36:21] This guy's a grassy with his queen.

[00:36:26] How do you like that?

[00:36:27] How do you like them apples?

[00:36:28] How do you like them apples?

[00:36:30] But fuck.

[00:36:33] Did I just lose?

[00:36:43] No, I'm good.

[00:36:44] Chattanooga, I'm good.

[00:36:45] Relax, relax, relax, relax.

[00:36:47] Chattanooga, he take, I take.

[00:36:59] Threatness Queen Magnus would threaten his Queen right here Magnus would threaten his Queen keep it moving. No Magnus would do that

[00:37:10] Checking I get a reach week

[00:37:15] No, he wouldn't know he wouldn't yes, he would castle castle. Okay, okay

[00:37:22] Bro, I want to get good a chance fuck all right. Let's castle right let's castle

[00:37:28] Castle is good, right? Castle's fine, Castle's good. Wait, no, Castle's bad because I just

[00:37:38] lost my... Fuck! Bro, I wasn't paying attention! I just lost my horse for nothing, y'all.

[00:37:47] Bam, the guy that said Castle! Horses are bad on the edge because you have less spots

[00:37:54] to move slash less board control my back eye holy ball knowledge pond here to

[00:38:01] trade out my horse death horses are bad on the edge okay that makes sense I

[00:38:13] gotta stop clicking so much that's more costly bro this guy's 117 low the

[00:38:18] I'm going to drop under 100, all right, so he's going to go here.

[00:38:24] So what I'm going to do is I'm going to threaten his queen with a pawn.

[00:38:28] I'm going to threaten his queen with a pawn.

[00:38:32] Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

[00:38:33] Let me just threaten his queen with a pawn.

[00:38:37] Okay, great, threatening the queen worked.

[00:38:41] I think that's what Magnus would have did.

[00:38:45] What am I going to do?

[00:38:54] My brain's lagging.

[00:38:57] Wait, that's checkmate.

[00:39:06] How do I start being good like that?

[00:39:09] Bang! Threaten the queen again.

[00:39:10] I'm doing a good job of threatening the queen.

[00:39:13] Jack, not bad, right? Not bad? You're trash. Shut the fuck up! D5, wait.

[00:39:20] Jack said, oh my god, Jack said good move. Jack said, ah! Jack said good move. Here we

[00:39:25] go. Here we go. Here we go. It's about, bro, you want to know the best way to use

[00:39:29] pawns? Just get in their face because pawns have no value, so they want to

[00:39:34] take out the pawns, but they can't take out the pawns because I

[00:39:38] trade it for higher value. That pawn's protected too. Okay, but that was such a good pawn play

[00:39:47] by me. Wow, I'm actually getting sexually aroused. See, this way you don't get off on

[00:39:51] a loss, bro. You can always win if you stay on enough. Okay, he's got to move. Hey,

[00:39:57] buddy, you're running out of time. Okay, good pawn by him. Honestly, world class

[00:40:07] by him. Honestly, world fucking class by him. So, I could fall back and then I

[00:40:16] could threaten his pawn like this. Don't mind this. That's not a bad shout. Not a

[00:40:22] bad shout. Chad, I can't reach out during moves because that and I'll be

[00:40:26] cheating. Chad, we're looking good. Queen? Take his queen. What do you mean? Take his

[00:40:31] queen. What are you talking about?

[00:40:37] Oh, no, I forgot about that.

[00:40:44] Guys, I might just be brain dead.

[00:40:47] I'm sorry.

[00:40:48] I forgot about that.

[00:40:53] Fuck.

[00:40:55] Okay.

[00:40:57] We're good.

[00:40:59] It's not like we're even losing that much.

[00:41:04] Threatness Queen. Threatness Queen.

[00:41:08] It's fine. Don't want to care about that.

[00:41:12] How am I in check? How am I in check?

[00:41:16] That's how. Okay.

[00:41:20] Channy Advice, I'm down to...

[00:41:24] Look at Jose Rol Capoblanca, Gotham did a video on him.

[00:41:28] We should watch some chess videos.

[00:41:32] Yeah, we should watch some chess videos.

[00:41:35] Okay, so we are down.

[00:41:38] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, okay.

[00:41:41] Interesting, interesting.

[00:41:42] This is interesting because I feel like there's a way I can get that queen.

[00:41:47] No, there just really isn't.

[00:41:55] I did so good and then I did so bad.

[00:41:58] All right.

[00:42:01] Let's trade Queens. I don't care. Let's trade Queens. I'm down. I'm down. Let's do it.

[00:42:06] Let's trade Queens.

[00:42:10] Unless you don't want to.

[00:42:13] Unless you're too much of a bitch.

[00:42:16] I'm so bad with Queens. If I can trade, it's always a good thing.

[00:42:20] Wait, that was a bad play by him. Look at the pod pressure. That's good pod pressure.

[00:42:24] He has to move his queen again. He has no other option.

[00:42:27] Half move his queen.

[00:42:27] My night is protected chat my f6 night

[00:42:46] What are you gonna do my cash, what are you gonna do my catch? What are you gonna do? You're gonna fall back cuz you're afraid you're a coward

[00:42:54] Okay

[00:42:57] Hear me out, I take, he takes, I take.

[00:43:11] What?

[00:43:12] What?

[00:43:13] What?

[00:43:14] What?

[00:43:15] Oh, it's because if I move my- I'm so fucking bad.

[00:43:18] Oh my god.

[00:43:20] Threaten the bishop?

[00:43:21] Threaten the bishop?

[00:43:22] Threaten the bishop?

[00:43:23] Threaten the bishop?

[00:43:24] Threaten the bishop?

[00:43:25] Threaten the bishop?

[00:43:26] Threaten the bishop?

[00:43:27] That queen is proving to be a nuisance.

[00:43:34] Threaten the queen?

[00:43:35] Threaten the queen.

[00:43:36] He's going to pawn?

[00:43:37] But if he pawns, wait a minute.

[00:43:42] He can't queen.

[00:43:47] He cannot queen that.

[00:43:48] He has to move his queen.

[00:43:50] I'm actually shitting on this guy.

[00:43:51] He has to move his queen.

[00:43:52] He has to move his queen.

[00:43:53] Wait, I'm losing?

[00:43:54] Check.

[00:43:55] Check. Get used to those. There's going to be a lot more where that came from.

[00:43:59] Move your king up. Please move it here. Or no, move it here.

[00:44:07] If I take his queen, it doesn't really solve anything.

[00:44:11] If I lose my queen, it's problematic.

[00:44:15] Is there a way that I could do...

[00:44:25] I gotta move my queen, but I gotta figure out where.

[00:44:35] What are you going to do, what are you going to do?

[00:44:44] So then, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, I found my angle to win the game.

[00:44:51] I forgot about the queen.

[00:44:58] I have to just stay alive on time.

[00:45:00] Can I just stay alive on time, please?

[00:45:04] Oh, I'm so bad.

[00:45:10] Time, not all the time, the time, the time.

[00:45:14] Oh my God, the time.

[00:45:21] The time

[00:45:27] Stop stop stop don't do it my cash don't do it stop

[00:45:36] Who wins now it's a tie right

[00:45:45] Time

[00:45:51] I won't. What do you mean? Wait, what? How did I win? How did I...

[00:46:04] HAKARU! HAKARU, FOLLOW ME TWO YEARS AGO, WHAT? Why on earth is Jinxie playing chess,

[00:46:14] just need some basics and a bit more board awareness. 600 plus shouldn't be too hard.

[00:46:18] Yo, what the fuck?

[00:46:23] Wait, I just now realized, his name is GM Hakaru for Grand Master Hakaru.

[00:46:31] I never, I always wonder why GM is in his name.

[00:46:36] What?

[00:46:37] Bro, that's the real Hakaru.

[00:46:40] Oh my god.

[00:46:42] Wait, but how did I win?

[00:46:45] Wait, no, no.

[00:46:46] That seems shitty.

[00:46:49] I made so many blunders, but because I just spammed moves

[00:46:52] at the end I with, that seems shitty, no?

[00:46:58] Oh, let's do our game review.

[00:46:59] Let's talk to our baby.

[00:47:01] Let's talk to baby.

[00:47:05] Until the 60-100s.

[00:47:07] Nice win.

[00:47:08] Let's review it together.

[00:47:09] She's so hot, Chad.

[00:47:11] Chad, she's so hot.

[00:47:12] This opening move is considered weaker than E4.

[00:47:15] Why, baby?

[00:47:16] Can you tell me why?

[00:47:19] I, you said that the other game, why?

[00:47:21] Because less freedom?

[00:47:24] Grabbing space is the right idea

[00:47:25] when your opponent plays a passive open hand.

[00:47:27] Bandfruit, bandfruit!

[00:47:29] Yes!

[00:47:32] Capturing your hanging pawn.

[00:47:36] This is the only move that works and you found it.

[00:47:38] This move cuts off the check from the queen,

[00:47:41] keeping your king safe.

[00:47:42] I love the way she just, oh my God.

[00:47:45] Yes, it was the only movement I found it. Yes. Thank you. Thank you.

[00:47:49] This ignores the attack on the night and it will be lost.

[00:47:54] They missed a chance to capture a free night.

[00:48:00] They leave their attacked queen hanging, giving you free material.

[00:48:05] I'm so bad. I'm so bad.

[00:48:06] I literally pressured the queen to that exact scenario and he didn't move it

[00:48:10] to my brain, didn't process anything.

[00:48:12] Oh, I could have won the game. I know G4 is a blunder.

[00:48:16] Fuck! Bro, can I play one game of chess without a blunder?

[00:48:21] Jack, is that possible?

[00:48:26] One more game without a blunder.

[00:48:30] Bro, I could have took his queen and won.

[00:48:32] Macast, you're not good, buddy. I hate to break it to you. You're not good.

[00:48:35] Hey, Macast, you're not good, buddy.

[00:48:37] I told y'all I'm taking this shit serious.

[00:48:42] Alright, alright, alright.

[00:48:44] Boom.

[00:48:45] Okay, this guy's from U.S.

[00:48:47] Chat, are U.S. players better or worse at chess?

[00:48:52] What do you guys think?

[00:48:54] Are U.S. players good at chess?

[00:48:58] Where's Magnus from?

[00:48:59] Like Denmark or something?

[00:49:01] Did somebody say scholars make?

[00:49:06] Did somebody say scholars mate?

[00:49:11] Please it's the only thing I know how to do, please fuck up.

[00:49:17] Did somebody say scholars mate?

[00:49:20] Shit.

[00:49:21] Wait but this is still good because no, I lose my queen, Shiza.

[00:49:30] Wow, this is like the most...

[00:49:33] I'm sure good at chess, like you're such a cool human.

[00:49:38] This is so much to think about.

[00:49:43] Chess is so hard.

[00:49:44] Oh my God.

[00:49:45] All right.

[00:49:46] He threatens my queen.

[00:49:47] Let's fall back.

[00:49:48] Let's fall back.

[00:49:49] Time is everything.

[00:49:50] I got to be quick with my moves, okay.

[00:49:58] That's a good play because now we're threatening the knife.

[00:50:00] If he takes, yeah, no, that's a good play.

[00:50:06] Hold up, I'm kind of cooking.

[00:50:08] Hold up, chat.

[00:50:10] What's he gonna do?

[00:50:11] That's a good bishop, that's a good bishop.

[00:50:14] Plus one, he can't, if he trades it.

[00:50:27] I really wish I could just read chat.

[00:50:29] I really wish I could just read chat, man.

[00:50:31] I'm the king of losing my queen.

[00:50:34] I don't understand.

[00:50:35] I lose my queen.

[00:50:37] I think more than anyone in the history of chess.

[00:50:41] Bro, you know what it is?

[00:50:42] It's not IQ.

[00:50:43] Chat, my IQ's 108, we did the test.

[00:50:46] It's not IQ.

[00:50:48] What it is, bro, it's focus.

[00:50:49] I don't focus on my queen enough.

[00:50:52] It's focus, it's not IQ.

[00:50:54] Maybe, okay, maybe it is IQ.

[00:50:56] Chat, maybe it is IQ.

[00:50:59] All right, chat, let's see how good you guys are at chess.

[00:51:01] For the rest of this game, I'm gonna use chat.

[00:51:04] Wait, I might get banned.

[00:51:08] Will I get banned, do you think?

[00:51:16] Chat, will I get banned?

[00:51:17] Okay, I'll get banned.

[00:51:18] All right, I won, I won.

[00:51:19] Chess.com, I will not use my chat, I swear to God.

[00:51:21] I'm a 100, look.

[00:51:26] Thanks for the horse, idiot.

[00:51:28] Shiza.

[00:51:30] Bro, I'm just saying, bro,

[00:51:31] don't sleep on hundred elo players.

[00:51:33] We are actually like,

[00:51:34] we know what we're doing sometimes.

[00:51:36] I'm telling you, bro, some of us are good to...

[00:51:41] What?

[00:51:42] Okay, okay, let me think.

[00:51:47] Threaten that, threaten that.

[00:51:49] That's a good, that's a good threaten, threaten the pawn.

[00:51:51] Cause if he moves out of here, we can get it.

[00:51:53] You can't take my bishop and you know it if you take my bishop you look he just sold

[00:52:01] he just

[00:52:03] Yes

[00:52:05] Finally somebody else blundered finally dude. Oh my god. I knew it could happen

[00:52:15] Chat let's go guys somebody else brother. Let's go. Wait chess is what do you mean at chess?

[00:52:23] I've lost a lot of queens.

[00:52:25] Wait, that's a real chess!

[00:52:29] Okay, okay, okay, okay, focus, chat focus.

[00:52:31] Wait, what happened? Why are we plus seven now? Why is he plus seven?

[00:52:35] Okay, what is in threaten? It is our king, right?

[00:52:39] So we go, boom! Now our bishop's in a trading position.

[00:52:42] Horse is protecting. He's fucked, bro. There's nothing he can do.

[00:52:47] Oh, I just lost my rook.

[00:52:49] I can't play this shit!

[00:52:52] Like this is so hard!

[00:52:55] Okay, so what we're gonna do now is we're gonna shake it off.

[00:52:58] I'm down 12. I have no ropes!

[00:53:01] I have a design now. I have a design now.

[00:53:04] This is unwinnable. You can't win this.

[00:53:09] No, but I can't. No, we can't do this.

[00:53:12] Sir, please. Okay, I'm gonna finesse him with time.

[00:53:16] Okay, remember, you can win without materials. How long is time?

[00:53:22] Check. You can win without material. Trust me, that's... You can win without material.

[00:53:30] You punch like a girl, okay? How about a little... Did somebody say check? I believe somebody

[00:53:35] said check. Check! What now? What now? What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?

[00:53:40] What are you gonna do? Shiesa. Did somebody say, Choo, I almost lost my course. Okay.

[00:53:52] said fall back. Chat this is really hard. Chat this is really hard. We have a minute 50 on

[00:54:03] the clock. We can easily turn this around. We just need to win off time. I think this

[00:54:16] This is a brilliant.

[00:54:17] I just might be my first brilliant because look, he has to move his kink.

[00:54:21] Boom, I take his rook.

[00:54:22] Wait a minute, that's my first brilliant.

[00:54:24] That's gotta be my first brilliant.

[00:54:32] You're losing your rook no matter what you do, bro.

[00:54:33] Let's get it over with.

[00:54:35] I wasn't thinking about that.

[00:54:37] Oh my god, this is so fucking difficult, this is so fucking difficult.

[00:54:43] All right, now he loses his bishop at least.

[00:54:48] Oh, but then I lose my...

[00:54:52] I'm actually brain dead.

[00:54:54] I'm legitimately brain dead.

[00:54:56] Four pawns and a dream.

[00:54:58] Can I hold on to not getting checkmated?

[00:55:00] If I'm absolutely in flow state, I won't get checkmated.

[00:55:04] If I enter flow state, I won't get checkmated, trust me, I can do this.

[00:55:22] I just have to enter flow state.

[00:55:24] That's it.

[00:55:25] I'm going to take that horse off your hands if you don't mind.

[00:55:31] if you don't mind.

[00:55:32] Let me take that horse off your hands.

[00:55:37] What's he building?

[00:55:38] Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.

[00:55:43] Wait, a back door pawn flip into a queen?

[00:55:46] Maybe?

[00:55:50] How do y'all already know it's checkmate before it happens?

[00:55:52] You guys are good!

[00:55:54] How do you guys know before it happens?

[00:55:59] Okay, maybe we do one more check.

[00:56:00] Maybe we do one.

[00:56:01] This is really a dick thing.

[00:56:03] I'm so incredibly, despicably bad at this.

[00:56:08] All right, bang.

[00:56:11] Okay, that's Egypt, I believe.

[00:56:15] No.

[00:56:17] Did somebody say your track,

[00:56:20] if you're gonna do scholars make properly,

[00:56:22] is it better to do the queen first or the bishop first?

[00:56:25] What's better?

[00:56:30] I'm literally about to drop under 180. This is disgusting. This is I should be discussed

[00:56:45] with myself. Yo, everyone tries their balls off to like I'm trying, but these hundred

[00:56:51] little players bro, they won't draw if you ask them to draw like they sweat. These guys

[00:56:56] don't fuck around oh my god he knows I'm gonna go for gentlemen or he knows I'm

[00:57:03] gonna go for scholars mate look see he hasn't protected no that's a bad play

[00:57:13] because

[00:57:15] Threaten the horse. Threaten the horse. Threaten the horse.

[00:57:22] The best thing you can do in this game is put pawns in people's faces. That's what I'm learning.

[00:57:30] Okay. Well, he's already selling. This guy already sold. Appreciate the horse, buddy!

[00:57:38] Bro, I'm telling you the best thing my favorite thing to do is just put a pond in their face because they have to run away from it. They don't gain anything from it. I love ponds. Ponds are like the best thing in this game.

[00:57:49] Just putting ponds in somebody's face. It's so efficient.

[00:57:54] I'm telling you, bro, a couple of coaching sessions. Maybe I could get three, four hundred. Hello guys.

[00:57:58] Okay, this guy's one of those psychopaths who goes for check too early. It's like, bro,

[00:58:07] why are you going for check? Like, it's not like you can mate out of this. What's the point

[00:58:11] of this? I swear, bro, some people just go for check too early now. Very weird spot

[00:58:23] to move his queen to. Very weird. I want to get some more pawns involved here. Let's

[00:58:31] go here. See, threaten the bishop. Guys, same old fundamentals. The bishop is

[00:58:35] threatening now. Can't go here. Can't go here. Has to fall back or he loses the

[00:58:40] bishop. It's all, bro, I figured it out. It's all about using pawns, bro.

[00:58:48] I'm a 500 to the player.

[00:58:52] Interesting.

[00:58:55] I would have did that same thing, sir.

[00:58:56] So now what are we going to do, Chad?

[00:58:58] Same thing.

[00:58:59] Just keep on threatening that bishop.

[00:59:01] Rinse and repeat.

[00:59:02] Pawn is the most overpowered thing in chess because they don't gain anything from taking

[00:59:09] them.

[00:59:11] Okay.

[00:59:14] We actually ended up driving his bishop all the way back.

[00:59:17] Now, we should begin our assault.

[00:59:22] Let's go.

[00:59:23] Shiaza.

[00:59:25] I feel like the chat's saying Castle right now.

[00:59:27] Someone's gonna do it.

[00:59:30] I feel like the chat is gonna say Castle.

[00:59:37] Oh my God, that's a queen.

[00:59:38] Oh my God, oh my God, I'm actually...

[00:59:41] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

[00:59:42] Okay, this is bad.

[00:59:44] Hey chat, this looks legitimately bad.

[00:59:45] Okay.

[00:59:47] Wow, it took me about five, like 10 seconds to realize that was a queen.

[00:59:52] Wow, wow, wow, this is rough.

[00:59:55] Okay.

[00:59:59] All right, all right, all right.

[01:00:01] I want to be winning on time, too, or plus two.

[01:00:03] We're actually winning a game.

[01:00:04] I'm not going to win.

[01:00:09] The thing is, I'm all for a good old queen trade.

[01:00:12] Here's the thing.

[01:00:13] You just lost and let me explain why.

[01:00:15] worst queen player ever so if we can queen trade I'm going to win every time at a hundred

[01:00:22] yellow like this guy's idiot you shouldn't queen trade with me because I'll just give

[01:00:27] you my trade throughout the game you should never queen trade with me because I'm so bad

[01:00:32] I'll just end up hand to get to you okay interesting let's focus here

[01:00:37] See the more the game builds out, the harder it is to follow along with everything.

[01:00:46] Like I feel like there's so many ways I could die right now.

[01:00:49] I'm gonna get my rook in a killing position. I feel like he's pretty useless over there.

[01:00:58] Okay, I'm going to take that.

[01:01:06] We're up four.

[01:01:07] This is going good.

[01:01:08] And I'm, okay, I'm down on time though.

[01:01:11] We got to make up some time here.

[01:01:14] Okay, that's threatening the bishop and we take out his pawn.

[01:01:19] Interesting.

[01:01:20] Very interesting.

[01:01:21] He's such a mystery.

[01:01:22] Very interesting.

[01:01:25] He's such a mystery.

[01:01:28] Okay.

[01:01:29] Now, what if we threaten his rook like this?

[01:01:32] We threaten his rook,

[01:01:33] but now, if he falls back,

[01:01:39] I'm trying to think of a way to be intelligent.

[01:01:45] Threaten his,

[01:01:49] okay, it's gonna fall back.

[01:01:51] So now we go right here.

[01:01:56] Now, his bishop has to move or trade.

[01:01:59] No other option.

[01:02:02] Boom, trade.

[01:02:08] This is interesting.

[01:02:10] This guy might be in fucking trouble here.

[01:02:14] So then I'm gonna go like just like this,

[01:02:18] ever so slightly, back.

[01:02:21] We're five guys this could actually be a dub for me. This could actually be a dub

[01:02:26] Okay, then we go

[01:02:27] She'sa

[01:02:29] Check sure to be check here. Check

[01:02:33] Now

[01:02:34] Can I get a check me like organically that'd be so fun? Okay now I

[01:02:41] Can't do that. I'll lose

[01:02:51] Give our king a little bit more freedom to move.

[01:03:01] Think, think, think, think, think.

[01:03:03] Rook here to threaten the bishop maybe.

[01:03:09] What's he building in there?

[01:03:13] Pawn here to threaten the bishop.

[01:03:15] If he takes my horse I just go like this.

[01:03:17] Right.

[01:03:18] I think I found my play style.

[01:03:19] I think I found my play style dude. I love putting pawns in people's faces. See he's

[01:03:26] got to fall back! Okay? Then, bro, how can I check make this fucker? We go. Wait a minute.

[01:03:37] Wait a minute. Rook here. No! I couldn't take his bishop. What am I doing? What am

[01:03:46] what am I doing? What am I doing? I couldn't take this mission. What the fuck am I doing? What the fuck am I doing?

[01:03:51] I'm so bad. Oh my god.

[01:03:59] Check.

[01:04:02] Wait, what's he gonna do? He's checking in. Dude, if he has to go here, he has to go here.

[01:04:08] For this guy to be away, I could check and make this fucker.

[01:04:10] Please, there's got to be a way, there's got to be a way, what if I move my horse?

[01:04:24] I'm still up, but I'm down on time!

[01:04:28] I got to be quicker with my moves, no other option, I have to be quicker.

[01:04:31] The fuck is he doing?

[01:04:33] What is he doing?

[01:04:34] What is he doing?

[01:04:35] Thanks for the rook, dumb!

[01:04:36] Are you dumb or stupid?

[01:04:37] Oh no, but it's time. I gotta, I gotta get ahead on time. I don't think I'm good enough

[01:04:44] to checkmate him, bro. Thanks for the pawn. Bro, he has to go, he has to play for a draw.

[01:04:51] He can't checkmate me. I have too much utility. I have to just, I have to just get ahead

[01:04:56] on time. Please, God. Wait, I just checked him out of that, too. That's a good check.

[01:05:02] Bro, I might be able to checkmate this guy.

[01:05:09] I'm sorry, but there's just no way he beats me.

[01:05:12] Boom.

[01:05:13] I love this.

[01:05:17] I want to get the horse over here and the bishop over here and I want to go for a checkmate.

[01:05:23] I'm going to go for a checkmate in a second.

[01:05:28] Check. Please. Please. Can I just check me somebody for once in my life? Please.

[01:05:46] Check. That's gotta be check me, right? Check house. You're not in check.

[01:05:58] Check!

[01:06:00] Did I checkmate it?

[01:06:02] Checkmate?

[01:06:04] No!

[01:06:05] What?

[01:06:06] No, I went on time!

[01:06:08] Oh, I went on time!

[01:06:10] We won!

[01:06:11] Game review, game review, game review!

[01:06:13] This is a dead thing!

[01:06:17] You grabbed the advantage out of the gate and never looked back.

[01:06:20] Thank you. Now spit in my mouth.

[01:06:22] She's so hot!

[01:06:23] One of my favorite opening moves.

[01:06:25] It strikes the center and offers several strong follow-ups

[01:06:31] Developing their night and attacking an undefended pawn

[01:06:36] They are right on target

[01:06:40] Your opponent ignores the attack on their night so you can win it now

[01:06:49] You want a night for free I

[01:06:51] Know this is huge blunder in here. I know I've learned

[01:06:54] Their central pawn is now blocked

[01:07:01] That was a strong discovery and you'll win material

[01:07:06] Nicely done you wrapped up the tactic and collected the piece. Thank you

[01:07:15] You captured a free pawn

[01:07:18] You want a pawn for free see I'm good at the pawns

[01:07:24] You missed the quickest checkmate, but the game is still yours how's that checkmate?

[01:07:29] I don't understand if I move the Rook here the King's not even in check what doesn't

[01:07:39] make any sense how's that checkmate because the King doesn't have to move

[01:07:45] After? It'll show.

[01:07:50] You continue the checkmate attack.

[01:07:53] Wait, so did I checkmate him or not?

[01:07:58] Was this checkmate her time?

[01:08:01] Because he takes I take.

[01:08:04] Can't go there.

[01:08:05] Oh, he can go there.

[01:08:07] No, he can't go there.

[01:08:09] I did checkmate him.

[01:08:11] Can't go there.

[01:08:13] Click show, show checkmate, show checkmate, wow, I wasn't even thinking about that, I wasn't

[01:08:32] even thinking about that, wow, okay.

[01:08:40] I went on time?

[01:08:42] I went on time or no?

[01:08:47] Okay, one more.

[01:08:48] Last game, I swear to God, last game.

[01:08:55] Germany.

[01:08:56] Last game, I swear to God.

[01:09:03] Who has the advantage in chat?

[01:09:05] Shortly white, right?

[01:09:06] Because white goes first.

[01:09:07] Shortly white. Last game.

[01:09:14] Bishop doesn't really do anything.

[01:09:19] Let's just, let's play our game. Boom, threatened. Threatened.

[01:09:25] That doesn't make any sense to do that. Fuck!

[01:09:32] Wait, but I'm threatening the bishop and the pawn here.

[01:09:40] This is good.

[01:09:41] But now that pawn doesn't matter because it's protected by the queen.

[01:09:51] Threaten the bishop again, maybe?

[01:09:58] I don't know, actually.

[01:09:59] Fuck.

[01:10:00] Yeah, threaten the bishop.

[01:10:01] Why not?

[01:10:02] Thread in the bishop.

[01:10:04] Wait, if he takes my pawn, I can't kill it.

[01:10:07] Oh my god, I'm actually so fucking stupid.

[01:10:10] Can I trap the bishop? No.

[01:10:13] Um...

[01:10:16] Oh my god, what am I doing?

[01:10:18] Wait.

[01:10:20] Is there a world where he sells?

[01:10:22] Is there a world where he sells?

[01:10:24] Is this a hundred eelah?

[01:10:26] Is there a world where he just puts his queen at my horse and doesn't think? Nope.

[01:10:31] I'm trying to protect my horse there, maybe?

[01:10:50] Fuck, am I like ass?

[01:10:54] Okay, let's think.

[01:10:59] plus one. This game is very winnable. Horse there. Now if I go, you know, if I go

[01:11:08] queen right here, he's required to either lose his horse or his bishop. Required.

[01:11:13] Little didn't quite. He has to lose one of them.

[01:11:20] It's a good play right chat! I'm getting a good assault here. I have the horse,

[01:11:24] the bishop, and the queen. That might have been the worst possible play

[01:11:28] could have been I'm not trolling wait if I do this it puts him in check now he

[01:11:35] has to defend his king and I take his bishop I think I found a way to take

[01:11:39] both yeah asked about his king oh no but then I don't want to lose my bishop I

[01:11:48] guess we could lose our bishop fuck it let's lose our bishop fuck it let's use

[01:11:52] what is this guy doing? Threaten the queen. Threaten the queen. Right? Threaten the queen.

[01:12:03] Has to move. Has to move. Okay. Chooses to check me. King here. Oh no, he might run rampant

[01:12:17] with the queen.

[01:12:20] Horse thread, but...

[01:12:22] Shiza.

[01:12:26] Bro, what's this guy doing?

[01:12:29] You can't take my bishop, you know that, right?

[01:12:32] All right, bro, are you just gonna sit here

[01:12:33] and fucking check me?

[01:12:34] I'm not doing anything.

[01:12:36] Bro, what is he doing?

[01:12:38] He's just checking me.

[01:12:44] What?

[01:12:45] What the fuck?

[01:12:47] I mean, what is he doing?

[01:12:58] Alright, I guess that's a draw?

[01:13:00] What do you mean perpetual draw? Zero IQ?

[01:13:03] Guys, I'm the one getting checked. I'm getting checked.

[01:13:07] Did I play that wrong?

[01:13:09] You pagan never play chess again. No, I'll get a chest. Don't you worry. You repeated the same moves. Yeah, cuz he repeated the same moves. Hello.

[01:13:23] Play with Hikaru. I'm down. Um, maybe not today, but I am down like there like any day kind of.

[01:13:33] I'm down. I'm down. Okay, chat. Let me go pee. Let me go pee. Let me go pee. Let me go

[01:13:40] pee. Chat! Let me go tickle! Um, I think we need some clips, boys. I think we need some

[01:13:45] clips. I think we need some clips. Let me go tickle. Bro, chat is fun!

[01:14:03] Thank you.

[01:15:03] You

[01:15:33] chat but I don't know what I don't know what I don't know chat but I don't know

[01:15:36] what I don't know okay chat I'm gonna text a carer but it's actually text them

[01:15:44] on Twitter text them on Twitter all right guys now should we do some clips

[01:15:51] yeah should be those clips bro we got the question is should we play Val

[01:15:58] today or CS? I don't know. I don't know. I think if I play CS, I'm due to get lucky.

[01:16:06] Or so are there FIFA packs today? Are there FIFA packs today? Are there FIFA packs today?

[01:16:15] There is.

[01:16:19] I'm gonna open cases at eight.

[01:16:23] Bro, I think there's few FIFA packs to know. Is there?

[01:16:25] No, but I mean like new new new ones

[01:16:31] Like like like new bundles team of the ear player picks say you swear to God this team of the ear player picks

[01:16:40] Say you swear to God this team of the ear player picks

[01:16:47] Play chess bros on chest like a hour. I'm gonna be on chest a lot, bro

[01:16:51] Hope we can get some coaching with Hakaru and Levi.

[01:16:56] Alright, let's go.

[01:16:59] Wait, what are these?

[01:17:02] What are these, bro?

[01:17:05] Close chests?

[01:17:08] These are new. This is new.

[01:17:10] FC-26 football team?

[01:17:16] These are new, chat.

[01:17:18] Those are new.

[01:17:21] It's a 3500 coin player pick for realties.

[01:17:28] They're going to player pick brother 3500?

[01:17:38] Yeah, I don't know we got to decide if we get on Valor CS today. I don't know. I've been grinding Valor out.

[01:17:45] The thing is, bro, I feel like if I play CS, I'm due to get something crazy in my cases.

[01:17:52] I feel like I'm just due.

[01:17:54] We'll see. We'll cross that bridge when we get there.

[01:17:57] We'll cross that bridge when we get there.

[01:18:00] Max88, fuck, guaranteed. Max88? What type of cock block is that?

[01:18:06] Max88, I'd rather fucking...

[01:18:09] I'd rather like...

[01:18:11] I don't even know. I'd rather get punched in the face.

[01:18:13] punch in the face. A max 88? What? Oh yeah, basically, here's a pack, but you literally

[01:18:22] are mandated to not get anything good. I just, I didn't want to open it. A max 88 pack.

[01:18:29] God, that sounds like hell. I gotta open this, at least I have a chance. Fuckin'

[01:18:35] 81, at least I have a chance. Yeah, I break alphomoyank!

[01:18:39] C'mon lock the fucking in baby, ooh is that 87 plus, is that 87 plus, 87 plus rare gold,

[01:18:57] Vass, Harry Kane, that is fodder, that is FBC fodder if I've ever seen it, alright let's

[01:19:09] see these player picks. I'm only ripping these 3 3500 player picks are you

[01:19:22] shitting me 3 3500 player picks all iconics as well bro we're so do we're

[01:19:31] so do. Are we not do? Not those. What do you mean not these, bro? Chad, nothing's leaked.

[01:19:42] What do you mean not these?

[01:19:55] Wait, what? What?

[01:19:57] I got the wrong pack?

[01:20:03] No, bro, those are the player packs, what?

[01:20:12] Oh my god, this pack has a team of the year in it.

[01:20:21] Oh my god.

[01:20:25] Brother.

[01:20:28] You can only do one of these.

[01:20:36] Hold, hold, hold.

[01:20:38] Bro, this has team of the year.

[01:20:41] Who is Beaver? What? Who the fuck is Beaver?

[01:20:50] Wake them up, you good! Is that good, Marcus Ratchford? Is that good? Is that good?

[01:21:04] 500k?

[01:21:06] FEMIN!

[01:21:09] What's the best card here?

[01:21:12] I don't know, it's either Rastford or Fermin.

[01:21:15] What's the best card here?

[01:21:17] Bro, Fermin can play center mid?

[01:21:22] Bro, low key Fermin, right?

[01:21:26] He can play center mid?

[01:21:28] I'm not getting people!

[01:21:30] Raster, then Evo him.

[01:21:38] Bro, do I need a left wing?

[01:21:40] No, I have Dingo at left wing.

[01:21:42] I have Bailat Striker.

[01:21:45] I think we get Vermean.

[01:21:47] I think we get Vermean.

[01:21:53] Because I have Dingo at left wing.

[01:21:55] I think we get Vermean.

[01:21:59] Rastered 700k, that's great, but how am I gonna set him?

[01:22:04] Wait, another one, another one, another one, another one, come on!

[01:22:08] Blaze!

[01:22:10] 3500 player pick.

[01:22:16] Team idiot here. Eyes closed.

[01:22:23] Who the fuck is Kamulu?

[01:22:29] Of course that's the 94 team of the year I guess. Of course. Who do I get Kalulu? Of

[01:22:48] course that's the 94 team of the year I get a fucking Goldie. It's not sexist, it's

[01:22:54] I don't wanna go away!

[01:22:56] Not everything is sexist, bro!

[01:22:58] I have Yashin! I have Yashin!

[01:23:00] Do you know who that is?

[01:23:05] Endler is kinda bad.

[01:23:13] Please give me another one of those packs, please.

[01:23:15] Please give me another one of those packs.

[01:23:17] Please.

[01:23:24] Bro, she's not 17. Shut up.

[01:23:33] Alright. Chat, is it time?

[01:23:36] 5 pound player picks, is it time?

[01:23:43] Wait, this has Team of the Year as well.

[01:23:45] This has Team of the Year as well.

[01:23:50] This has Team of the Year! This has Team of the Year!

[01:23:54] Who are they?

[01:24:24] might be good. Is that good? Mid chat. Mid. Mid. Mid. One more. One more. Whoa! Wake up

[01:24:51] That's a new meditation!

[01:24:54] Robin!

[01:24:56] Robin!

[01:25:10] I don't know who that is.

[01:25:14] I don't know who that is.

[01:25:18] Please.

[01:25:19] Please.

[01:25:21] It's KSI, bro. What? Chat what? No, it's not. Guys, icon player picks. I'm telling

[01:25:38] this is gonna be SHIT I'm telling you chat I'm telling you

[01:25:55] one of three yo hunkruyff

[01:26:01] who the fuck is Pete Joe yo hunkruyth

[01:26:08] Wait, it's base icon?

[01:26:18] Base?

[01:26:19] I didn't know it was base.

[01:26:23] It's only base?

[01:26:30] So what should we rip?

[01:26:32] What should we rip, chat?

[01:26:36] What should we wrap?

[01:26:45] I'm not doing CSK until hey, shut up!

[01:26:49] Global limits?

[01:27:03] Fuck every ball.

[01:27:05] fuck every ball

[01:27:21] I don't know that edge

[01:27:35] Barty?

[01:27:37] Okay that, that packs out, that, that, that packs out okay.

[01:27:45] That packs out okay.

[01:27:51] Is there anything like crazy in here?

[01:27:57] Big Barca fan bro, who even is that guy, does he start?

[01:28:15] Bargy?

[01:28:16] Chad, don't be asleep, bro, don't be asleep, don't be asleep, is that guy a star?

[01:28:23] Come on, come on, come on, see me, Croatia!

[01:28:38] Bra-dee-ki!

[01:28:45] Bra-dee-ki!

[01:28:52] What should I rap?

[01:28:59] 90's maybe?

[01:29:04] 90's, baby.

[01:29:10] Please!

[01:29:14] Seven!

[01:29:17] Rangers!

[01:29:32] Vaas!

[01:29:35] Chat, what?

[01:29:43] Bro...

[01:29:44] Could I even give anything from this?

[01:29:48] Guys, I don't know, man.

[01:29:51] Please.

[01:29:53] Please.

[01:29:56] Please!

[01:30:02] No how many goalkeepers are you gonna get me you shit game?

[01:30:19] Nuno?

[01:30:20] That's not the Nuno I know bro.

[01:30:24] What's the bikini?

[01:30:28] Bro!

[01:30:29] Wait, that pack IS good. What?

[01:30:38] Tonali!

[01:30:41] But this pack IS good!

[01:30:44] VACCHE!

[01:30:46] Bye bye, I'll see you guys tomorrow.

[01:30:50] Tonali! Tonali!

[01:30:54] I like this pack, I like this pack.

[01:30:59] I

[01:31:07] Bara

[01:31:10] Look chance. Oh

[01:31:12] look chance

[01:31:16] Hogi

[01:31:21] Bro, I know maybe these are shit

[01:31:24] Maybe these are shit chat

[01:31:26] bro maybe these are shit bro maybe these are shit

[01:31:32] fucking icon

[01:31:40] icon player pic

[01:31:43] yo honk rice yo honk rice all right that's the worst SEC in the game all right

[01:31:51] that's the worst all right you got the right you got the right I'm never not

[01:31:55] Let's see if you guys can that's the worst. Let's see the game 35 dollars. I'd rather turn out in a boxing club

[01:32:03] Snacks fucking stop dude

[01:32:05] I

[01:32:35] I don't know who that is.

[01:32:45] It looks good.

[01:32:50] One of eleven?

[01:32:56] That's gotta be good.

[01:33:04] Oh my God!

[01:33:08] Wait, this pack's insane.

[01:33:11] This pack is insane.

[01:33:17] Oh my God!

[01:33:20] Fernando, who do we get from this, bro?

[01:33:25] Who do we even get?

[01:33:28] There's Yashin, wait, we have Yashin.

[01:33:32] Oh my god, I don't know who to get this patched nuts!

[01:33:39] Bro, don't I have 92 Yashin?

[01:33:46] If I get Rooney, I can move Bayo to right wing?

[01:33:51] Bro, who do we get?

[01:33:54] Who do we get?

[01:33:55] Who do we get?

[01:33:56] Who do we get?

[01:33:59] Maybe Burntown?

[01:34:04] Yeah, I should have been kept!

[01:34:10] Rooney?

[01:34:15] Netherlands or England here?

[01:34:19] Alright, let's do Rooney.

[01:34:23] Wow, okay, that pack, I got another.

[01:34:25] That pack is fucking nuts! What?!

[01:34:33] One more, one more, one more. That pack is ins- incredible.

[01:34:42] This pack's insane.

[01:34:45] Nice.

[01:34:48] Nice.

[01:34:51] Nice.

[01:34:55] Wait, is it the same? Is it the same pack?

[01:35:01] It's the same pack. Oh

[01:35:11] It's the same pack

[01:35:19] Wait, can I do it one more time and get the yashin?

[01:35:25] You have 92, Yaxin.

[01:35:28] Paylet?

[01:35:32] What?

[01:35:41] One more time.

[01:35:42] Check so they get Yaxin or Paylet.

[01:35:45] Yaxin or Paylet.

[01:35:52] Ability is the best.

[01:36:00] Ability is the best?

[01:36:10] Ability is the best.

[01:36:12] Really.

[01:36:14] Really.

[01:36:16] Alright, I'm gonna trust you.

[01:36:18] I'm gonna trust you.

[01:36:20] I'm gonna trust you. I'm gonna trust you

[01:36:25] Maybe a little bit more maybe a little bit more

[01:36:28] But I don't know the packs are really nice to me today

[01:36:32] The packs are asked to me today guys

[01:36:42] They lie what

[01:36:45] What

[01:36:50] I'm gonna play one, I'm gonna play one.

[01:36:52] Let me play one game.

[01:36:55] Chad, maybe more packs.

[01:36:58] Nah, the packs are shit.

[01:37:00] Packs are shit, bro.

[01:37:02] Chad, y'all wanna see how good I am?

[01:37:04] Look at my club.

[01:37:07] Let me play one game.

[01:37:10] At Striker, we've got Gareth Payne.

[01:37:13] Right wing, we've got Anthony.

[01:37:14] Left wing, we've got Dean Gale.

[01:37:16] Sederman, Javi.

[01:37:19] Zika.

[01:37:20] MacTominay, best player in Scotland, um, Kaafu right back, Maldini, Yashi, Bastoni,

[01:37:28] Altanali, Putrudian, I like the vision, Putrudian, right?

[01:37:44] She's so fucking bad.

[01:37:47] I have to start her.

[01:37:49] I have to start her.

[01:37:51] Just so I can be brick about that play.

[01:37:54] She's so bad. Oh my god!

[01:37:59] Rooney.

[01:38:01] Now that is a club!

[01:38:06] Alright chat, y'all wanna see me play a game?

[01:38:10] Here's my stats, by the way. Here's my stats.

[01:38:12] 15 wins, one draw, three losses. I'm probably the best club in divset. Let's go.

[01:38:28] Bro, she's not 17, shut the fuck up!

[01:38:33] Bro, my club is so good, Chad. My club is so good.

[01:38:38] player left back, but I have a left back.

[01:38:42] She's not 17.

[01:38:44] No, she, she's 25.

[01:38:49] Bro, she's 25 and Mary, bro, shut up.

[01:38:55] Chad Watts, I'm gonna score 10 goals.

[01:38:58] And then we'll get on either Vow or CS.

[01:39:01] Y'all pitch.

[01:39:02] Carson, thank you for the brand.

[01:39:03] Chad, y'all go ahead.

[01:39:04] on what is an ideal night for football you've got to say I'm Derek Ray

[01:39:09] sitting next to me I'm Derek Ray

[01:39:11] Charts are ready

[01:39:12] Yes, I ease, Yes, I ease

[01:39:14] on the menu is action from the division rivals me

[01:39:17] Thank you, see you at Panagat

[01:39:19] This should be a good day

[01:39:20] Great atmosphere inside the stadium

[01:39:21] We've got two teams full of guys

[01:39:23] Interesting match up

[01:39:25] So y'all will see some high skill game players

[01:39:27] and two coaches that want to play an attractive brand of football

[01:39:30] What more can you ask for?

[01:39:32] It's Derek Rains, Stuart Rolson.

[01:39:36] Got him.

[01:39:41] Lev Yashin!

[01:39:43] Bro, his first name is Vlad, I'll be your aura!

[01:39:46] Blame!

[01:39:59] On your line, Keith!

[01:40:02] WHAT?!

[01:40:06] WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

[01:40:09] THAT WAS THE LOCKING!

[01:40:20] GARRETT! GARRETT! GARRETT!

[01:40:23] How's your turn? How's your turn?

[01:40:33] She's so hot. She's so hot. She's so hot.

[01:40:40] Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!

[01:40:48] She's so fucking hot, bro.

[01:40:50] Jacks is 25, he's not guaranteed, shut up!

[01:40:57] He's not even breathing in the game.

[01:40:59] She's 25, shut up!

[01:41:03] Not a tremendous individual skill.

[01:41:15] What are you doing? Bad shot! Bad aim!

[01:41:18] Powerful mountain. Wayne! Wayne!

[01:41:25] Dino! Dino!

[01:41:36] Is he gone? Opportunities are going ahead.

[01:41:39] What? What?

[01:41:41] Yeah, that's a great intervention there.

[01:41:44] You have no pace.

[01:41:51] Rune.

[01:41:56] Rune.

[01:42:00] Fuck.

[01:42:03] What is that, you know? Stop!

[01:42:15] Chad, stop without a demo, please.

[01:42:20] Polo! Polo!

[01:42:22] Polo Martino!

[01:42:25] Dino!

[01:42:26] Ronaldinho!

[01:42:28] Carousel!

[01:42:30] Top! Top! Top!

[01:42:32] Top. How's your turn? Yo!

[01:42:36] F**k, this guy's good.

[01:42:39] For 10-6, this guy's good.

[01:42:42] Nevermind, he's doing a long touches.

[01:42:46] Diño!

[01:42:48] F**k, bonito! F**k, bonito!

[01:42:56] Elastico! Oh! I broke his ankle!

[01:43:29] This looks really productive. What can we do for this position?

[01:43:35] Wave!

[01:43:36] Raph!

[01:43:37] Fucking hell Raph!

[01:43:38] How long does it come to this?

[01:43:39] Almost predicted that.

[01:43:40] I almost ran down with Bale.

[01:43:42] Aberdeen Penne.

[01:43:43] Aberdeen Penne.

[01:43:44] How did they know that that's not going to end?

[01:43:49] Well they've defended that really well. They look very organised there.

[01:43:54] There you are!

[01:43:58] Shizer

[01:44:05] That's why I think of the standster

[01:44:07] Interesting call

[01:44:09] Opportunity

[01:44:10] Who's quick?

[01:44:14] No!

[01:44:15] Quit the game

[01:44:16] Quick. Quick. Quick. Quick.

[01:44:21] Quick

[01:44:24] Now that is just good football.

[01:44:31] That is good football.

[01:44:33] That is good football, guys.

[01:44:42] Now chat, the question is, I'm so nasty at people, chat, the question is this, bro,

[01:44:50] CSGO or Valorant.

[01:44:52] This is a big question. Raise the death for this.

[01:44:59] Mods. Run a poll. We're going to be opening cases at eight. Wait, hold up. That's just

[01:45:05] raising.

[01:45:10] Should we play CSGO or Valorant from six to eight? What should we play? Gross tits.

[01:45:18] nice boo. CS go or Valorant. I love both games. Run a poll. This is big. Run a poll. I have

[01:45:29] a feeling if we play CS, I might get better case lock because Gavin might be like, okay,

[01:45:33] I respect that. What do we think, bro? What should we play? Run a poll. Run a poll.

[01:45:41] Run a poll. CS go or Valorant. Mods run it. Chen, they give me the prime set, baby.

[01:45:46] Jules, think of it at 577, Zelfib, think of it at 577, Zelfib, CS go or Valorant, y'all.

[01:45:53] Vote!

[01:45:54] We know that's a prediction.

[01:45:56] Mods, borrach!

[01:45:58] Pull, pull, pull, pull.

[01:46:01] The mods ran a prediction.

[01:46:03] This is big.

[01:46:05] Vote, this is huge.

[01:46:07] This is huge, this is huge.

[01:46:10] Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.

[01:46:13] CS go about it. CS go about it. Vote vote vote vote. Oh my god it's close. Vote vote vote vote.

[01:46:27] Oh my god it's close. CS is winning. But it's close. It's CS is winning but it's close.

[01:46:32] CS CS vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote

[01:46:45] CS or Valorant.

[01:46:46] So I'm going to bring the desk down, watch this.

[01:46:51] Not chat, but thing is bro, I have a feeling bro, if we play like the reason why our

[01:46:57] cases have been shit is because I've been playing Valorant for the last six days.

[01:47:02] Do you understand what I'm saying bro?

[01:47:05] I think chat vote vote vote.

[01:47:07] I think the reason why our cases have been shit is because I've been like can I get a

[01:47:14] fax or cat?

[01:47:15] Can I get a fax or cat?

[01:47:17] Because we've been on Valorant, Gaben was like fuck you bro I'm not giving you shit.

[01:47:23] Chat listen bro we play CSGO, we sweat our fucking nuts off, we win every game of

[01:47:29] ranked that we play. We top frag every fucking game. And then at 8pm, we pull six golds out of cases.

[01:47:38] Then at 8pm, we pull six golds against CS wins, but it is close, but CS wins. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in.

[01:47:49] Hive mind. Let's go. Chat. The reason why our cases have been shit is because I've been playing

[01:47:57] Val. We're playing CS today and then we're ripping cases. I'm telling you, bro, it's

[01:48:04] the wave, but I haven't played CS I think since the streamer tournament. I'm not trolling,

[01:48:10] which was a week ago. About a week ago, a week ago. I haven't played the CS. This

[01:48:16] Let's go lock the fuck in!

[01:48:18] But I'm gonna get my new bump and happen.

[01:48:21] Bravo 6, go dog.

[01:48:26] Now!

[01:48:27] Let's suck my inventory, shall we suck my load?

[01:48:30] Now Jack, don't worry, we're ready to go at 8.

[01:48:33] Jack, don't you worry, we're ready to go at 8, alright?

[01:48:37] But before that, let's check my trip.

[01:48:41] Let's check my trip, bro.

[01:48:43] High-fives!

[01:48:44] Check my drip, bro. Hi, guys

[01:48:48] Is it crazy to say we should sell our knives today?

[01:48:51] How nice is it crazy to say we should have us pick up the phone, baby

[01:48:59] We should sell our knives

[01:49:09] But keep our one we have too many knives

[01:49:11] Chet, agree or disagree? We should sell our knives.

[01:49:16] Hi, Mike. What's up, bro?

[01:49:18] Hypothetical question for you.

[01:49:21] How many knives do I have?

[01:49:24] Six.

[01:49:26] Equalty.

[01:49:28] So have us.

[01:49:37] We have Jesus Christ.

[01:49:40] Okay, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven knives.

[01:49:47] We only use one of them.

[01:49:49] Should we sell all of our knives today that are possible to sell?

[01:49:53] You can, yes, but you don't get that money instantly.

[01:49:58] What the fuck are you talking about?

[01:50:01] So, Steam...

[01:50:03] Let me get this straight.

[01:50:05] They'll take my money instantly, but they won't give me money instantly.

[01:50:09] Yes, it takes 24 or 48 hours to clear the f**k.

[01:50:13] The f**k is this game?

[01:50:17] 24?

[01:50:19] Look, we have to sell one of our butterflies. We have to just collecting dust. Let's sell this.

[01:50:23] What does this go for? What does this go for, HydeMine?

[01:50:26] You can try it, you can try it, so...

[01:50:28] 500 bucks, right?

[01:50:32] Bro, we're gonna have so much cases tonight.

[01:50:35] That one's not tradable, this one is.

[01:50:37] What the fuck are you talking about?

[01:50:39] That one you got recently, you can't try that one yet.

[01:50:41] So this one's going for 747?

[01:50:46] Wait, god damn it!

[01:50:47] 745.

[01:50:48] Look, we're not going to be an idiot and try to undersell and rush it.

[01:50:53] Let's sell it for 749?

[01:50:55] No, 749.50.

[01:50:57] Let's make it as tempting as possible.

[01:50:59] So you want the fire to pay for that or do you want to receive that?

[01:51:03] That's what I want to receive.

[01:51:05] No, it's not that bad. It's what I'm going to pay, sorry.

[01:51:09] Okay, so what do you want done with that?

[01:51:11] Seven, four, nine, fifty.

[01:51:18] So you will receive...

[01:51:19] What?!

[01:51:23] What about the other hundred bucks?

[01:51:26] Uh, that's good when you see.

[01:51:28] That's a good amount.

[01:51:29] Let me get this straight!

[01:51:31] The ROI is already in the gutter and then I have to pay steam.

[01:51:41] Yeah.

[01:51:42] Wait, you're not up in profit?

[01:51:45] Was it like trade-off or anything?

[01:51:47] What the fuck do you think?

[01:51:49] Well, I am. I'm 3K in profit.

[01:51:51] I don't know.

[01:51:53] Um...

[01:51:55] Yeah, they took it.

[01:51:57] Yeah.

[01:51:58] I have to pay steam.

[01:52:00] get the string. I'm already in the hole, $15,000. And to finally recoup some of the losses,

[01:52:09] I figured I'd sell my knives. And now you're telling me to my face that I have to give

[01:52:15] $100 of my $750 knife to Steam? What's next, bro? Do I got to sit in the cockshare and

[01:52:22] and watch Steam fuck me in the ass.

[01:52:25] So they take a cut and you get the Steam funds.

[01:52:33] Now, Steam funds, you cannot withdraw.

[01:52:36] You cannot do any of that.

[01:52:37] You have to use Steam funds on Steam, okay?

[01:52:40] So if you get this within 24 hours to 48 hours,

[01:52:44] you can go to a third party site, sell on that site.

[01:52:49] on that side I don't know what the cut they take but I think it's definitely less

[01:52:54] is that legal yes yes yes you can withdraw the money but the only thing

[01:53:04] that is you're gonna have to wait at least seven days to beat your funds

[01:53:08] because of the steam mold so whatever you want them whatever you want to do if

[01:53:14] If you want just steam funds, and you want the most,

[01:53:17] I'll go steam market.

[01:53:20] Steam is going to be less money, definitely less money

[01:53:25] because it's real money at the time.

[01:53:29] So why don't we do steam,

[01:53:31] and then we can put this into more cases?

[01:53:34] Okay.

[01:53:36] When you steam, all right.

[01:53:37] So when is this going to hit my steam wallet?

[01:53:40] So if someone buys this, it'll be like 24 and 48 hours.

[01:53:44] Someone's gonna buy it for sure bro, come on.

[01:53:47] Okay, you want me to sell it?

[01:53:48] Yeah, yeah, stop.

[01:53:49] All right.

[01:53:51] My first sale!

[01:53:52] Ha ha ha!

[01:53:54] Yeah.

[01:53:55] Five?

[01:53:56] Oh.

[01:53:57] It's a new thing to sell, yeah.

[01:53:58] W security man, I'll give him that.

[01:54:07] New response?

[01:54:08] Yeah, yeah, right here.

[01:54:10] Tending, yep.

[01:54:12] Yes, is this you selling your knife?

[01:54:14] Yes it is, it's me.

[01:54:16] Wow, my first sale, high buys, it's up.

[01:54:22] Right.

[01:54:25] Do you wanna sell more?

[01:54:26] Definitely more we can sell.

[01:54:27] Let's do it bro, let's load up our steam wallet

[01:54:29] cause then one day we're just gonna randomly

[01:54:31] spawn in with a bunch of money for cases.

[01:54:33] Yep, what about?

[01:54:35] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, what about the Bowie?

[01:54:37] What about the Bowie?

[01:54:39] 25th, so two days.

[01:54:41] Shisa, what about the falcon knife?

[01:54:45] Let me sell this, let me see how much this is going for.

[01:54:49] Not bad, 140.

[01:54:50] Bro, but this is like my first knife ever, I don't know.

[01:54:53] Yeah, do you want to sell it?

[01:54:54] I don't think you should sell your first ever knife.

[01:54:57] Maybe we just sell the butterfly, nothing else really has value besides my M4

[01:55:01] and my AK, but I'm not selling my M4 because I want my M4.

[01:55:06] Do you know what I'm saying? Maybe we can just keep it and just have that one sale?

[01:55:12] Yeah.

[01:55:12] We'll sell the flipped knife and the butt plugs and all that later.

[01:55:18] Is your agent going for that?

[01:55:19] 350, it was.

[01:55:22] Oh. Oh.

[01:55:24] Uh, it's $30.90.

[01:55:26] It's pretty good.

[01:55:27] Alright, well, when that sells, we should have a lot of money to go.

[01:55:31] And, um...

[01:55:34] Yeah.

[01:55:35] All right, hide mine. Here's what I'm gonna do

[01:55:38] CS was giving me shitty case luck because I was playing Valorant correct or incorrect

[01:55:47] So what I'm gonna exactly what I'm gonna do today is I'm gonna play CS

[01:55:52] Dominate rank for two hours. Don't laugh

[01:55:55] Dominate ranked for two hours

[01:55:57] Then I'm gonna open cases for two hours, and I'm gonna get like 19 goals

[01:56:05] Do you like do you know what I'm picking up on bro? It's gonna work high-fives. Trust me

[01:56:24] Panging up hanging up like bro, it's about loving positivity bro. Fuck now Jack

[01:56:30] Let's dominate some fucking ranked!

[01:56:35] Alright, competitive.

[01:56:39] What should I play?

[01:56:42] What should I play?

[01:56:44] What are the best competitive maps?

[01:56:47] Here?

[01:56:49] Anything else?

[01:56:51] Anything else, Chad?

[01:56:54] What should I play?

[01:56:58] Mirage. Okay. Premier. Wait, do I have Premier unlocked? Wait, Donk is playing? What do you mean Donk is playing? I thought there was just an event.

[01:57:13] Yo, Chrome, can you fucking work? You can't watch.

[01:57:21] Oh, why not? Oh, we didn't get the permissions.

[01:57:25] Oh blast from here, okay.

[01:57:28] One, two, three, four.

[01:57:30] Okay.

[01:57:31] Chad, here we go.

[01:57:33] My first day of ranked ever.

[01:57:36] Or no, second day of ranked ever.

[01:57:38] Come on, bro.

[01:57:39] Guys, I gotta be level 10 for from here, right?

[01:57:42] I think I'm level, let me see.

[01:57:44] What level am I?

[01:57:46] Do we know?

[01:57:48] I think I'm gonna get dust too, yes!

[01:57:51] Oh my god, dust.

[01:57:52] Let's fucking go.

[01:57:53] I can go. Yeah, that's gonna kill immediately.

[01:57:55] Nice, bro.

[01:57:58] Chaser, wait a check what level I am.

[01:58:03] What level?

[01:58:04] Let's roll.

[01:58:06] Change your death type?

[01:58:07] No, my death type should be good.

[01:58:10] Bro, this is the best death cover.

[01:58:12] Okay, first game of CS in a week. I've been on BattleRidge!

[01:58:15] CS!

[01:58:16] I know.

[01:58:17] Look at my knife, look at my knife, look at my knife.

[01:58:19] C.S. I know you guys haven't been giving me good cases and now I know why.

[01:58:26] I'm on your desk, I swear to you.

[01:58:29] First game of Brank, Deborah Brown, let's go.

[01:58:32] Let's go, my bros.

[01:58:38] I love when the guy says that.

[01:58:39] Oh my god, this is different than the other one, okay.

[01:58:43] Best.

[01:58:44] I have a diffuser.

[01:58:45] All right.

[01:58:46] I'm dropping that diffuser.

[01:58:47] No, no, no!

[01:58:48] No, no, no, my clock. No, no, my clock.

[01:58:50] Let's go.

[01:58:56] You guys take the bruiser. I'm gonna play like God and go mad.

[01:58:58] of

[01:59:12] death

[01:59:14] of

[01:59:16] death

[01:59:18] of

[01:59:23] I'm gonna carry every game I play.

[01:59:52] I don't give a fuck when we pull up chat.

[01:59:54] I'm gonna carry every game, bro.

[01:59:56] I'm so fucking good!

[02:00:01] Kevron plus helmet.

[02:00:04] AK-47 flash.

[02:00:09] Bro, I love Valorant.

[02:00:11] I love the abilities,

[02:00:13] but I also do love the core feeling of CS though.

[02:00:17] Like, both the games are good.

[02:00:22] The whole feeling of just nade and stuff is quite nice.

[02:00:29] You guys like my knife?

[02:00:32] Plant the re-bomba.

[02:00:34] Plant the re-bomba.

[02:00:47] W positioning.

[02:00:48] Did I hear an AWP? Did I hear an AWP?

[02:00:50] No, no, no.

[02:00:52] Positioning is so good in every game I play.

[02:01:10] I'm better than you, bro! Point blank, period! Talk with a fucking leaderboard, kid!

[02:01:22] It's not even battle it, it is battle it, but it's like, it's just I'm learning to

[02:01:37] not move when I shoot.

[02:01:39] Once I master that, bro, it's over.

[02:01:42] Good aim, man, good fucking aim, good flip.

[02:01:48] I'm gonna smoke. Let me smoke. Let me smoke.

[02:01:58] Bad flash. Bad flash.

[02:02:02] What's happening? My flare won't move. My flare's not moving. What happened?

[02:02:09] I just got shit off. I just got shit off.

[02:02:12] Guys, that was a bad flash and a bad smoke.

[02:02:14] smoke what do you mean any flash but I'm dissed a buddy if you win this

[02:02:28] I'll fuck you up yeah you see my bad my bad that's all me bad class guys I'm

[02:02:36] gonna follow that stuff any class no any is good we mean any class

[02:02:42] And he's good, bro

[02:02:52] Jumping about every pro just throw smokes, bro, so I'll be

[02:03:00] Guys I can't watch talk

[02:03:12] of

[02:03:19] death

[02:03:22] of

[02:03:25] death

[02:03:33] of

[02:03:38] I'll try some.

[02:03:49] Oh, it's locked.

[02:04:08] I almost shit on two of them. I actually almost shit on two of them. Oh my god. Don't

[02:04:21] reload 20 bullets? Why? Oh yeah, the new update. All right, bro, I'm gonna be out, like I'm

[02:04:30] I'm just gonna call out it's my team is ass!

[02:04:39] I don't have an AUG? I don't have enough for an AUG?

[02:04:43] Hello, can I sell please?

[02:04:49] Let's go, let's go!

[02:04:53] Brother, plays just to rush me in every time.

[02:05:00] I

[02:05:08] Somebody close left

[02:05:12] That's on your life. I know I know you that you that's that you that

[02:05:22] I knew I was I got

[02:05:25] I said I'm aware

[02:05:30] All right, all right, all right.

[02:05:37] No, I fucking sold!

[02:05:40] Bro, how did we all die? That doesn't make any sense!

[02:05:46] This is not a bot lobby. What do you mean, bot lobby?

[02:05:49] But it's obvious real.

[02:05:54] Why am I jumping? Yes, why am I jumping? You're right. Why are we jumping?

[02:05:57] Why are we jumping?

[02:05:58] your chat you're one out of percent right good thing please win this I'll

[02:06:03] actually suck your dick 1v3 if you win this bro backshots on me just talking

[02:06:13] game chat can you hear me he's 12 no he's not braze pipe 30

[02:06:28] Great try man, great try.

[02:06:30] Yo, you know what I notice about CS?

[02:06:32] People don't talk.

[02:06:34] In battle, bro, my teams talk every game.

[02:06:37] In CS, nobody talks.

[02:06:39] No one talks ever.

[02:06:41] No one.

[02:06:43] In battle, they talk every game.

[02:06:47] I have them muted.

[02:06:49] Oh, I'm stupid.

[02:06:51] I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm stupid.

[02:06:53] How do you do it, chat?

[02:06:55] I'll do it after I close.

[02:06:58] of

[02:07:14] the

[02:07:23] I'm going to walk through that smoke.

[02:07:34] Dislike dog.

[02:07:35] Walk right through the smoke.

[02:07:36] Dislike dog.

[02:07:37] I'm going to kill this op.

[02:07:48] How do you plant? I forgot, it's an F? How do you plant? How do you plant? What the

[02:08:01] fuck? How do you plant? I was playing Valor. I just twirled it. It's the best spot to

[02:08:12] sit on this entire site because you can see everything and you can hear behind you.

[02:08:16] Yep, he's on the hop-up.

[02:08:20] Coming to the door now.

[02:08:22] Nice smoke drop.

[02:08:28] BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[02:08:32] God damn it, man!

[02:08:35] This guy's 11-3, how do I lose that?

[02:08:40] Oh yeah, I forgot, Valorant, Valorant, I gotta spray.

[02:08:43] In value tap and CS you spray close range. I forgot. I'm actually sorry, dad. Oh

[02:08:49] My god, I forgot it's foul. I gotta get used to CS

[02:08:53] If I spray there he's dead on God. He's dead

[02:09:02] Like I said an offer that's an offer doesn't it?

[02:09:13] I'm so much better than you guys are.

[02:09:39] I'm a prodigy.

[02:09:42] Oh, you're a new man? What am I looking at? What am I looking at? I might sell us.

[02:09:53] Oh my god, he's scoping in and- I'm sorry, I know I stole the mic, Tina. Sorry, fuck.

[02:10:05] The more you move, the more you die.

[02:10:07] Actually, I kind of love it.

[02:10:10] It rewards discipline.

[02:10:13] L-Team Blaming.

[02:10:15] Yeah, man, L-Team Blaming.

[02:10:18] 3 and 7, 4 and 7, 4 and 7.

[02:10:21] What do you want me to do?

[02:10:26] I'm stimming.

[02:10:27] I'm stimming so hard right now.

[02:10:30] This is something I'm stimming so fucking hard.

[02:11:04] Oh my god!

[02:11:06] John, I'm playing so good!

[02:11:11] Bro!

[02:11:12] Fuck, I'm playing good!

[02:11:14] Ah, this game's pretty fun, man!

[02:11:16] I don't know!

[02:11:18] Eleven and six, man!

[02:11:20] Come on!

[02:11:23] I'm gonna unmute after that.

[02:11:25] I'll figure it out.

[02:11:27] Yeah Chad, it's a pot, Bobby, because I'm getting killed, right, yep.

[02:11:57] I throw in the flashback.

[02:12:15] Plant bro. Plant. I have to use her. Bop!

[02:12:19] I had to use her. Oh my god, I'm sorry.

[02:12:24] How do you plant? Eater?

[02:12:25] Let's go.

[02:12:29] 12 and 6.

[02:12:51] fucking go man are you going against box no bro just cuz I'm doing good doesn't

[02:13:00] mean it's fucking but shut up I'm allowed to do good bro stop being an asshole

[02:13:11] this is my favorite route I love this route

[02:13:21] As soon as you sprint you die! As soon as you sprint you die! You cannot sprint in CSO! You cannot sprint!

[02:13:27] As soon as you sprint you die!

[02:13:37] 12 and 7, not bad kid.

[02:13:51] You know where I'm going.

[02:14:21] of

[02:14:28] the

[02:14:31] of

[02:14:34] the

[02:14:41] of

[02:14:46] I'm just gonna keep baiting this guy

[02:15:01] I killed one but I dodged another guy. I don't know how you guys are so bad at like this game

[02:15:07] Three and nine these guys suck

[02:15:10] ah

[02:15:13] Spray but I killed that guy that's another guy

[02:15:18] You're always copying bro. I don't know I'm from Valorant now I guess

[02:15:26] All right, let me spray more let me spray spray spray and crouch okay spray and crouch all right. Let me spray

[02:15:40] of

[02:15:47] the

[02:15:53] death of

[02:15:58] death of

[02:16:03] death

[02:16:09] Did you just splash me? Did you just flash your own game mate?

[02:16:24] Yeah, I'm not going to be able to spray from that range accurately. There's no way. There's

[02:16:32] There's no Wack of Spray from there.

[02:16:34] Not that range.

[02:16:35] Plant, plant, it's a 4v1, 4v1 against their bottom frag.

[02:16:46] You can.

[02:16:47] Yeah, yeah.

[02:16:48] Maybe, yeah, yeah.

[02:16:49] Maybe fucking donk can.

[02:16:50] Chat, I'm not donk.

[02:16:52] I'm not gonna, guys, I'm not gonna be able to spray from fucking Narnia and have

[02:16:56] perfect recoil control.

[02:17:00] I'm not donk, bro.

[02:17:02] If I spray there, I'm gonna whip and you guys are gonna go LOL, LOL!

[02:17:08] That little fucking minion laughing emote.

[02:17:11] That's what's gonna happen.

[02:17:14] Look at my knife, look at my knife.

[02:17:21] 500 bucks.

[02:17:23] 700, 700.

[02:17:30] really rap spot. So none of them went mid, huh?

[02:18:00] I'm the greatest of all time!

[02:18:09] Seventeen and nine, bro, let's go!

[02:18:13] If one more person can spot lobby, I will end this fucking stream!

[02:18:22] Enough!

[02:18:26] Jack $500 M4 skin by the way

[02:18:42] That's another one why are you going mid late you guys are so bad. You're good two people in mid later you shitty me

[02:18:50] 17 and 10. I might actually drop like 20.

[02:18:56] Where did that damage?

[02:18:58] I might actually drop 20.

[02:19:01] Is that a shotty?

[02:19:04] What is that crosshair? Jesus Murphy.

[02:19:07] Save, save, save.

[02:19:09] Good shot. How do I go to settings here?

[02:19:13] I don't know. Here we go.

[02:19:20] Yo guys, can you hear me?

[02:19:23] Yo guy.

[02:19:25] Yo, what's up man, what's up?

[02:19:28] Dude, I've literally been watching you stream right now, this is crazy.

[02:19:31] See, bro, my chat said it's a pop-up, he's a pop-up.

[02:19:39] He's checking against you.

[02:19:42] He's A.I.

[02:19:44] Bro, I'm actually gonna drop 20, I'm actually gonna drop 20, I'm actually gonna drop 20.

[02:19:50] I'm actually gonna drop 20. I'm actually gonna drop 20

[02:19:56] Yo, bro, yo, bro, did I pay you to say that just ask me that I pay you

[02:20:03] See

[02:20:05] I feel like walking up this is such a death sentence.

[02:20:30] of

[02:21:07] How did I die, but I'm 500 yards away?

[02:21:16] How did I die?

[02:21:18] How did I die?

[02:21:22] I'm 9 million yards away.

[02:21:24] How did I die?

[02:21:25] It sounds low HP.

[02:21:26] That's why?

[02:21:27] Come on, come on, kill, kill.

[02:21:28] Yeah, it's that much range.

[02:21:29] You guys serious?

[02:21:30] Yeah.

[02:21:31] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[02:21:35] Yeah, it's that much range, you guys, serious.

[02:21:46] Right there.

[02:21:47] Okay, it's there.

[02:21:55] Who's shooting? Stop!

[02:21:57] I'm going to kill you!

[02:21:59] What is this voice shooting?

[02:22:15] He can't go long. If we go long we're going to die.

[02:22:18] I haven't had a P9.

[02:22:22] Throwing smoke.

[02:22:27] I'm in smoke, and you can still- How can you see me if I'm in smoke?

[02:22:41] That is a-

[02:22:42] Oh, because I stopped my head out.

[02:22:50] Ah, idiot.

[02:22:51] I'm such an idiot.

[02:22:54] Alright boys, um, we got this, we got this.

[02:22:59] Yeah, it's easy bud.

[02:23:01] I got 20, I got 20 kills?

[02:23:03] One round, turn it around.

[02:23:07] WT mentality.

[02:23:10] Oh, the decoy grenade makes gunshots? I didn't know that.

[02:23:14] The bloody decoy.

[02:23:16] I didn't know that.

[02:23:18] These guys actually play like freaks.

[02:23:25] They're on attack and they just sit and spawn.

[02:23:44] Get out of spawn!

[02:23:46] YOU DESPERATE FUCKING LOODER!

[02:23:50] I'm pushing too much.

[02:23:52] I shouldn't be pushing...

[02:23:54] I shouldn't be pushing, Chad.

[02:23:59] I shouldn't be pushing.

[02:24:01] Yo bro, I figured out what they do.

[02:24:02] Two of them just sit and spawn every round.

[02:24:04] I think if we just hold site, we win.

[02:24:08] Bet bet.

[02:24:10] Don't be a loser by diffuser like Ones said.

[02:24:15] Let's go!

[02:24:16] Don't just start to know of course the time I can't watch it of course

[02:24:27] Shison.

[02:24:28] Where do you get up?

[02:24:34] You're anonymous, I can hold B if you want to go help them.

[02:24:42] But they're going A.

[02:24:43] Shison.

[02:24:44] Of course.

[02:24:45] I'm sinking.

[02:24:46] I'm sinking.

[02:24:47] I'm sinking.

[02:24:48] I'm sinking.

[02:24:49] I'm sinking.

[02:24:50] I'm sinking.

[02:24:51] I'm sinking.

[02:24:52] I'd rather have a deagle, I'm not even kidding.

[02:24:54] I'd rather have a deagle than as soon as if you're not close range you auto die.

[02:25:04] It's close range. I know Jack!

[02:25:06] I'm saying if you're not close range it's like the worst gun ever and it's 1200.

[02:25:10] I'd rather just deagle somebody in the head.

[02:25:13] Medium range is everything.

[02:25:15] Like they know exactly where you're going to be somehow.

[02:25:17] They know exactly what we need somehow.

[02:25:27] I won't apologize for that round, guys.

[02:25:31] Bro, that's my highest kill game ever, though, chat.

[02:25:35] I kinda stole it on CT.

[02:25:37] Chat, I think I should be more passive on CT.

[02:25:47] I

[02:25:51] Know challenge more past on TT. Yes. Yes. Yes, you guys are right

[02:26:01] Bro highest kill game ever for me bro, go back to see you bro. You fucking suck at this game

[02:26:07] You went 11 and 17

[02:26:10] I don't give a fuck

[02:26:12] Outdragged you and it's my first

[02:26:13] Go back to your fucking seeds bro, your skin's done.

[02:26:16] I outfrag you in my first game of life!

[02:26:20] Don't say my name!

[02:26:22] You're the reason we lost!

[02:26:24] Fucking fact!

[02:26:25] Are you brain dead or what?

[02:26:27] We are retarded bro.

[02:26:32] How dare you bro?

[02:26:33] How fucking dare you?

[02:26:35] You go 11 and 17!

[02:26:36] Oh my god, free terminal.

[02:26:37] Oh my god, free terminal.

[02:26:39] Oh my god, free terminal.

[02:26:41] Oh my god.

[02:26:43] Go go go go all good all good

[02:26:59] I love it how he doesn't say anything until the very end like a true fucking coward

[02:27:10] And he went 11-17.

[02:27:13] Don't say my name, I had 21.

[02:27:16] I did sell on CT though.

[02:27:19] Well it's a mindset thing bro, I got it.

[02:27:21] Okay, that was the worst terminal I've heard.

[02:27:23] I feel like, bro I feel like free stuff,

[02:27:26] whenever they give you free stuff,

[02:27:27] like I feel like you just more buff to get something good.

[02:27:33] Stat track, stat track.

[02:27:35] Dude, that was fun.

[02:27:36] 21 kills, that's my new record bro.

[02:27:38] What's your guys highest kill CS game ever has anybody in your job like 40 before?

[02:27:46] What's your highest kill CS game ever?

[02:27:48] 40

[02:27:50] Wait, Bob, what do you mean Bob?

[02:27:53] Yeah, this is ranked right?

[02:27:56] 43

[02:27:58] You did not get 100 kills in a CS game shut up

[02:28:02] What is this? I keep the wrong thing.

[02:28:08] Bro, I was supposed to keep ranked.

[02:28:12] Us?

[02:28:17] 45?

[02:28:21] 45?

[02:28:22] Do a case mid-match. No, we're doing case.beat.

[02:28:26] Listen, we're gonna play for two hours,

[02:28:29] Top frag every game, carry every game, and then Gaben will be forced to give me golds.

[02:28:40] Forced.

[02:28:43] Cap, priority top frag first game.

[02:28:47] Let me get my coffee. I'll be back. Cue it, cue it, cue it.

[02:28:50] Chad, get a coffee.

[02:28:52] Lock him!

[02:28:59] Come on.

[02:29:23] Chad Lockett! Lockett!

[02:29:25] Well, we can't get a game. What the fuck?

[02:29:29] But you know what I like about CS bro, I can play rank that level 2 in Valor have to get level 20 like

[02:29:35] Titty milk

[02:29:39] Bro also, I will say this bro just a general observation people talk on the mic more and Valorant chat

[02:29:47] Can I get a retweet? I swear

[02:29:50] Bro, I feel like I can describe CS and Valorant perfectly

[02:29:53] CS, it takes a little bit longer to get the first gunfight.

[02:29:59] Valorant, if you want to, you can run into somebody in literally one second.

[02:30:03] It's constant double me dust again, let's go.

[02:30:08] Then again though, CS, the core feeling of CS is incredible.

[02:30:15] I like the abilities in Valorant, in CS you have to spray more, in Valorant you have

[02:30:20] to tap more.

[02:30:21] I'm like I'm learning bro

[02:30:26] Yo team what's up, let's get this win guys. Let's go

[02:30:31] Hey, AJ, what's up man? What's up, bro?

[02:30:39] Wait, what why why why

[02:30:44] How do you accidentally

[02:30:51] Look at somebody getting sacked!

[02:30:52] Oh no!

[02:30:54] Bro, Jeff, what does that even mean?

[02:30:55] You accidentally stream sniped?

[02:31:01] Lock it. Let's go.

[02:31:06] CC, CC.

[02:31:07] Yo, I'm Janksy, bro.

[02:31:08] CC.

[02:31:09] Where's Jimmy to the point?

[02:31:11] Yo, guys, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it.

[02:31:13] Yes, sir.

[02:31:15] Okay.

[02:31:16] Oh, yeah, I don't have to be you.

[02:31:17] You're my daddy.

[02:31:18] Oh, yeah.

[02:31:19] Yo, yo.

[02:31:21] Okay, maybe not maybe people talk on CS just as much

[02:31:29] I can hold B solo if need be if need be

[02:31:33] No one's killing me in this box

[02:31:39] Maybe not actually

[02:31:51] Huh?

[02:32:00] What are you doing?

[02:32:01] What are you doing?

[02:32:08] Yes, they see ya!

[02:32:09] Yeah.

[02:32:11] Let's fucking go, guys!

[02:32:13] Let's go!

[02:32:14] Let's go!

[02:32:15] Good work, boys!

[02:32:47] Ah.

[02:32:49] I'm out of here this time.

[02:32:50] It's one of the only things I'm sorry.

[02:32:52] Yo, oh my God.

[02:33:02] Cover, cover.

[02:33:03] Cover, cover.

[02:33:04] Nice.

[02:33:05] I'm out.

[02:33:08] I'm flying.

[02:33:08] Flashbang.

[02:33:09] No, this is gonna be, this is gonna be.

[02:33:12] I'm B.

[02:33:15] I'm B?

[02:33:17] Yeah, be

[02:33:29] There's somebody planning sorry sorry

[02:33:31] I don't know, they're off.

[02:33:36] Singsy, you're making me nervous, bro.

[02:33:41] Bro, what?

[02:33:42] What's up?

[02:33:43] What the fuck?

[02:33:44] What?

[02:33:45] What's up with this game chat?

[02:33:47] Bad lane!

[02:33:49] Bad lane!

[02:33:51] Bad lane!

[02:33:52] Bad lane!

[02:33:53] Bad lane!

[02:33:54] Bad lane!

[02:33:55] Wait, is that Denzel Curry?

[02:34:00] Bro, how do they get Denzel curry in this game still play clutch drinks?

[02:34:06] Yeah, yeah, I still play a little bit off stream

[02:34:10] No, that's not it. I am the one who won your fun. Don't need a gun to get

[02:34:15] Oh my god, I'm out of here this kid. I'm god. I'm out of here this kid

[02:34:20] Did I crack berserker bro? What do I look like I crack berserker?

[02:34:24] Yo, headshot, headshot, headshot, headshot.

[02:34:28] Jayce, you're on the same fucking corner, bro.

[02:34:31] Yo, is this kid...?

[02:34:40] Okay, okay.

[02:34:43] Don't peek, I haven't re-killed! Don't peek, I haven't re-killed! Let him walk in!

[02:34:46] I

[02:34:56] Team I'm sorry. Oh my god

[02:35:01] What just happened yeah, what just happened what just happened bro, I didn't have the gun for it though

[02:35:05] Come on chat throw me a bone here. I didn't have the gun for it

[02:35:10] Shies

[02:35:11] Wow really on me. I didn't have the gun

[02:35:16] No way we're talking about the gun!

[02:35:20] You're good.

[02:35:21] Alright, let me focus, let me focus, let me focus.

[02:35:28] Dual breaded us. Shout out, my boy, dunk.

[02:35:31] Dual breaded us with the freezer kick.

[02:35:33] Shout out, my boy, dunk.

[02:35:36] Don't be a loser, buy the freezer, or I'll talk to that.

[02:35:40] Bro, I don't know, bro, I don't know yet.

[02:35:42] I don't know

[02:35:44] One red one red

[02:35:46] The other gun

[02:35:48] Really?

[02:35:50] I don't know

[02:35:52] Call me down

[02:35:54] Call me down

[02:35:56] Two men two men two men

[02:35:58] Three two three two three

[02:36:00] Call me down call me down call me down call me down

[02:36:02] Do a breath

[02:36:04] I like this one

[02:36:06] I like this one

[02:36:08] I like this one

[02:36:10] i like this what do i have to do this night fuck

[02:36:16] oh fuck get him jikki

[02:36:27] oh my god

[02:36:28] Bad Rain Bad Rain Bad Rain Bad Rain

[02:36:30] No No No No No Bad Rain Bad Rain

[02:36:32] Oh

[02:36:34] Such Bad Rain

[02:36:40] Yeah we got five

[02:36:46] Yo this damn dog curry shit

[02:36:48] How are you able to get a music video when you went around and make any sense

[02:36:54] I am the one the one your son don't need a gun to get respect upon people

[02:36:57] respect up on the streets

[02:37:03] Yeah

[02:37:14] Made with apparatus

[02:37:27] Tell her I'm dark up though.

[02:37:29] No crypto, treat us!

[02:37:31] Oh shit, they're not.

[02:37:35] Yeah, they're hard-aid. They're hard-aid.

[02:37:37] Two-bit hard-aid.

[02:37:41] Did they hear that?

[02:37:50] Not sure.

[02:37:54] I just got killed. I don't even know what to say.

[02:37:56] to say. I mean, chat is got shit on. I just got shit on. I just got shit on. Wow, wow,

[02:38:05] wow. We are really good, right? We just got to clean it up on CT side. We just got to

[02:38:14] clean it up. What should we do? What should we do? Should we get like two B, two A?

[02:38:19] Yeah dude, I'm an old guy, I'm an old guy.

[02:38:26] No, not the point, not the point.

[02:38:30] Go, go, go!

[02:38:32] I'll say it.

[02:38:41] I'm gonna play close up A and then just run back.

[02:38:44] I don't know we had like five people a for no reason I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding

[02:39:14] the

[02:39:29] I don't know man I don't know it's like it's like we stand everybody A they go B they go B I don't know I don't know

[02:39:35] but they send everybody B they go I

[02:39:37] Let's put

[02:39:44] No, no, no, I don't have the life

[02:39:58] Does a bear shit in the woods

[02:40:00] All right, fuck you!

[02:40:04] What's happening?

[02:40:05] Yo!

[02:40:06] Do they get a sound cue for me grunting or no?

[02:40:11] Do they get a sound cue or no?

[02:40:18] Two down on B.

[02:40:20] You got bomb on B?

[02:40:22] Yeah.

[02:40:24] Up mid.

[02:40:27] Last one's hopping mid.

[02:40:31] Come on, I got this.

[02:40:50] Jinx, you just trade me if I die.

[02:41:00] Where's mom was mom?

[02:41:07] I love you, baby.

[02:41:08] Mom was being, mom was being us.

[02:41:10] Yeah.

[02:41:11] Throwing fire.

[02:41:12] Get those guys.

[02:41:13] There it is, guys.

[02:41:14] There it is.

[02:41:15] Yeah, calm down, bro.

[02:41:16] Calm down, calm down.

[02:41:17] Calm down, please.

[02:41:18] Should I save for the oppa?

[02:41:20] Yeah.

[02:41:21] Yeah.

[02:41:22] Yeah.

[02:41:23] Yeah.

[02:41:24] Yeah.

[02:41:25] Yeah.

[02:41:26] Yeah.

[02:41:27] Yeah.

[02:41:28] Yeah.

[02:41:29] safe for the opera

[02:41:31] the court is all the spiking

[02:41:33] chat safe for the opera go m4

[02:41:35] what do you guys think? m4 right? m4?

[02:41:39] what happened to my game?

[02:41:41] what happened to my game?

[02:41:55] I mean I swear to god that's a headshot

[02:41:57] Enjoy the kill, friend.

[02:41:59] I swear to God that's a headshot!

[02:42:01] I knew it was there, too.

[02:42:03] I saw the tip of his car.

[02:42:05] I literally saw the tip of his car, sir.

[02:42:07] This kid is so blasted out, have a knife is that?

[02:42:34] I

[02:42:52] J that's the shit I'm talking about and we're gonna bring this moment a bit of an X-Round

[02:43:25] I want smoke.

[02:43:30] Can I go home?

[02:43:33] How's the beach? Ah, I'll do it on the wall.

[02:43:35] Fuck, do my-

[02:43:38] One thing at a time, James. One thing at a fucking time!

[02:43:40] I'm like doing quick peaks over there,

[02:43:42] peaking tons, just walk tons

[02:43:45] and rip his head off!

[02:43:48] Why do I play so aggressive

[02:43:50] as a CT in my brain?

[02:43:53] I'm the most braindead ct of all time no chat I am the most braindead ct of all time

[02:44:03] literally literally I'm braindead why am I jumping I don't know I don't know I don't know why I'm jumping

[02:44:23] I like going tongue-squid but like can't die doing it

[02:44:33] I'm gonna bring the perfect set up for times. I'm saving here. I'm saving here

[02:44:53] Someone's live with me

[02:44:58] Red?

[02:45:02] Hard A, Hard A, Hard A

[02:45:07] They're resturring, they're resturring

[02:45:11] Sling, Sling, Sling, Sling, Sling, Sling

[02:45:14] Got one?

[02:45:15] Nevermind, nevermind

[02:45:17] There

[02:45:19] Nice

[02:45:23] just swing, just swing, just swing

[02:45:25] the lantern's from one

[02:45:27] where is he?

[02:45:29] there he is

[02:45:31] come on, come on

[02:45:33] go on, go on, go on

[02:45:35] he's back

[02:45:37] now for the fuck's sake

[02:45:41] come on, lock the fuck in

[02:45:43] my knee locked the fuck in

[02:45:49] i'm gonna play uh

[02:45:51] Hi, bro. Someone play with me

[02:46:06] I'll go at speed

[02:46:18] Up on my body

[02:46:21] I killed three birds with one fish.

[02:46:28] Got him.

[02:46:29] Close, close, close!

[02:46:31] Nice.

[02:46:34] Jinxing.

[02:46:35] And we're trying...

[02:46:37] Trying just one to aid. Just trying...

[02:46:38] We're going to aid.

[02:46:39] Onto, onto.

[02:46:51] I'll watch this for you.

[02:46:55] Build the gill.

[02:47:11] I think he's saving. I think he's saving, boss.

[02:47:18] Wait, where's the future, Zach?

[02:47:20] I need some help.

[02:47:22] No, I don't need any help.

[02:47:24] How's Mike? I don't know the other one, but how's Mike?

[02:47:26] What do you mean Mike? What do you mean Mike?

[02:47:30] Wasn't it, um, what is it, the Otter?

[02:47:32] Yo, ha ha ha, okay.

[02:47:34] Bro, bro, bro.

[02:47:38] Uh, Mike is dead! What am I supposed to say?

[02:47:44] Alright, I figured it's back to go tons quick, so I'm not going to do this.

[02:47:48] Oh

[02:48:09] Our gap is made for a moment ball moment ball. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Our gap is made our gap is made somebody somebody

[02:48:15] I'm flanking anytime I'm flanking I'll give you that time you need to see

[02:48:32] and no plant on 8.

[02:48:34] Stoffers, flank, Stoffers, flank.

[02:48:39] Wait, JC, he's behind you there.

[02:48:44] One spawn on one.

[02:48:45] Use doors.

[02:48:48] Spawn on onsite, be careful.

[02:49:32] 30 you gotta fuck that right

[02:49:39] but it's not even asking for shit

[02:49:42] you better not forget what you said

[02:49:43] if i get 20 kills this game you gotta add me on valorant

[02:49:46] you better not forget that bro

[02:49:52] there it goes

[02:49:54] you guys still in

[02:49:55] jesus you gotta get the fuck out of here

[02:49:57] i mean i have a pistol

[02:49:59] cool you have a pistol

[02:50:01] Okay, who are you dog?

[02:50:04] You're one-sided with the suppressor from doors

[02:50:08] There's like two doors like one or two doors two doors two doors two doors two doors you guys can win this

[02:50:14] Just don't go me just don't go me

[02:50:17] Bro maybe quick plant A if you can

[02:50:22] They're all on the bridge three of them three of them under the bridge three

[02:50:27] Three out of the bridge

[02:50:31] It's a fantastic project, man.

[02:50:34] Yo, this guy's out here, he's paying!

[02:50:35] How does he have that?

[02:50:38] Don't need a gun to get respect up on these streets!

[02:50:45] Just save here and try and get, uh, bomb off.

[02:50:48] Sager?

[02:50:50] Just save here and then...

[02:50:51] and try and get bomb off.

[02:50:53] I'm gonna go the other way, I'm gonna go the other way.

[02:50:55] Chad, you know what game is better between CS and Val?

[02:50:57] They're both great games.

[02:50:58] I really don't.

[02:50:59] I couldn't tell you.

[02:51:00] Oh, do you want to push up, man? Last time I stopped you.

[02:51:04] It's so... like, I don't know.

[02:51:10] Mally it off, Mally it off. Can't go, you can't go.

[02:51:14] I saw one more inside.

[02:51:17] Fuck!

[02:51:22] Yeah, flash.

[02:51:26] One flank, man, one flank, man.

[02:51:27] Fuck, fuck!

[02:52:30] kid I said good clutch and he said I'm gonna come like I lose something off of

[02:52:35] this kid

[02:53:07] the corner of tunnel with a one-inch hiding hiding in a corner of tunnel with a

[02:53:13] one-inch dick, bro. I've literally been shot.

[02:53:20] What about what about what about...

[02:53:21] 2v3.

[02:53:22] I'm low, I'm low, I'm low, I'm low.

[02:53:25] Nice!

[02:53:26] Oh my god, nothing, nothing, nothing.

[02:53:28] Oh!

[02:53:28] I don't know how I whiffed.

[02:53:31] Nice!

[02:53:32] How is the wind?

[02:53:33] Oh my god, no.

[02:53:34] Why does my chrome never work?

[02:53:39] Okay, we're doing good, we're doing good.

[02:53:42] Go on a date with St. Sakura!

[02:53:44] Bro, you want me to go on a VR date?

[02:53:51] Hey, VR date!

[02:53:53] What do you want me to go?

[02:53:54] I'm not going on a VR date!

[02:53:58] Never mind, never mind.

[02:54:04] I'm throwing a flash back.

[02:54:08] Come tons now. Come tons.

[02:54:14] Oh my god, you didn't want to see the pump.

[02:54:24] You didn't want to see the pump.

[02:54:27] BAD HAME! FUCK!

[02:54:29] One scrimmage better.

[02:54:47] I lock in too, it's fucking go, lock in bro!

[02:54:50] that is kind of a bad idea to buy glasses unless you have big guns

[02:55:03] look you just safe here just safe here just trying to go bomb down

[02:55:08] I'm down to like full-body

[02:55:09] No, no, we should look it right

[02:55:11] We should look it right

[02:55:12] We just face out

[02:55:13] But we might be at human's arms

[02:55:21] Such a fucking loser

[02:55:24] Let's let them go in front of you

[02:55:25] Fucking empty nine

[02:55:31] I got two, I got two, come here, come here

[02:55:36] Spawn, spawn

[02:55:39] He uh ones left of doors

[02:55:43] I'm right I got a got a

[02:55:45] Watch out man

[02:55:48] Yo yo I'm gonna die doors this guy's coming

[02:55:52] He's coming he's coming

[02:55:53] He's coming he's coming

[02:55:58] Jesus come on let's move

[02:56:00] I'm gonna go back to the other side of the map

[02:56:08] A3, A3, A3, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb

[02:56:13] I'll say LAPA, okay, good job, squad, squad, squad

[02:56:18] Alright, get down to the back

[02:56:22] Get down to the back

[02:56:25] Ah, she's far, she's far

[02:56:27] Yeah, that guy, that other guy under you, under you, he's low, he's low.

[02:56:34] Oh

[02:56:56] Wait, you can walk in that even though that

[02:57:04] If you can, that's like the easiest post plant ever. You can just sit there and bang

[02:57:11] I'll check out for them

[02:57:19] To push up to push up usually I'm gonna flash on

[02:57:34] I'm pushing the flag.

[02:57:47] I have to leave the bomb, smoke!

[02:57:52] Jax, you want to make it again?

[02:57:59] Guys, I have slone.

[02:58:04] I got slone.

[02:58:08] Nice one, Jax.

[02:58:12] Hold up, hold up. Jax, he just left you alive.

[02:58:17] right behind you jenksie

[02:58:24] are the comms not the greatest

[02:58:28] pretty good

[02:58:33] yo jenksie i'm two kills away you you actually put an ad me on val

[02:58:36] twenty

[02:58:40] yes yes yes yes hey i got twenty two

[02:58:44] I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it

[02:58:52] Take PZ

[02:59:02] Come in, come in

[02:59:04] PZ, one more time

[02:59:11] PZ, one more

[02:59:12] nice nice

[02:59:16] smoking a gun

[02:59:18] i'm actually not sure

[02:59:20] it's clear play

[02:59:22] how do i go from getting to other spawn jinxing

[02:59:24] it's like my first time on rank

[02:59:26] tons tons tons

[02:59:28] tons

[02:59:30] you guys run you guys run

[02:59:32] just talk

[02:59:34] that's good

[02:59:36] that's a good movement good

[02:59:38] don't let him get the one

[02:59:40] That's good aim, no!

[02:59:42] Don't pick up that cross.

[02:59:44] That's good aim, no?

[02:59:46] Good movement, too.

[02:59:52] Why am I dropped 20 back to back, Chad?

[02:59:54] I'm not even kidding. I'm not dropped 20 back to back.

[02:59:56] I'm actually dialed.

[03:00:00] Back to back 20s, bro.

[03:00:02] Oh, I might as well go get my cereal.

[03:00:04] Wait, so...

[03:00:06] What's in it to be ranked in?

[03:00:08] even his what is this premier serious and get like a reading somebody say SSL

[03:00:15] I haven't unlocked for Miria

[03:00:24] same soccer rising the chat are y'all dead at

[03:00:35] Bro, what is happening bro?

[03:00:39] Legitimately what is happening bro?

[03:00:41] What is going on?

[03:00:43] Yo, tag the quack?

[03:00:49] Yo team!

[03:00:50] Yeah, one of them quick cause we're just so fucking sexy and so good.

[03:00:56] Yo AJ, how old are you bro?

[03:00:58] I'm 19 bro!

[03:00:59] I'm 19!

[03:01:00] Okay, I'll get the quack.

[03:01:01] I'll get the quack.

[03:01:02] I'll get the quack.

[03:01:03] Hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. So look, uh, three go away while two go down.

[03:01:08] These are the weekend just close in on air.

[03:01:11] Three go, wait, he's dead. He's not dead.

[03:01:14] We said three a two minute three. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Three two minutes. So then we can just close in on air.

[03:01:21] Three, two, yes sir. I feel yes sir. I feel

[03:01:24] Shisa is that a leak?

[03:01:29] Cases soon chat.

[03:01:31] I deserve cases. Back to back 20 votes.

[03:01:33] I deserve it.

[03:01:34] Feed me, Gaven. Feed me.

[03:01:36] Chat, I'm not kidding.

[03:01:38] I swear to God, I'm not kidding when I say this.

[03:01:40] Yo chat, I think I could 1v1 on Apexle and win.

[03:01:43] I'm not even trolling.

[03:01:45] Chat, I'm not.

[03:01:46] I think I could 1v1 on Apexle and win.

[03:01:48] I'm not kidding.

[03:01:49] I'm being dead ass.

[03:01:51] I

[03:01:57] Think I could win I think I could win

[03:02:01] But like let me get another week under my belt and then I'm gonna call about the mommy one. Let me get another week

[03:02:07] Bro, I think I could win somebody said ass first

[03:02:13] Bro, yes, I am

[03:02:21] check here, my spot is completely messed up

[03:02:33] closing an eye

[03:02:41] yo behind behind! what the fuck?

[03:02:43] guys talk! holy fuck

[03:02:45] one more, one more source

[03:02:47] plant the bomb, plant the bomb

[03:03:19] It might be I don't know

[03:03:49] I

[03:03:51] Don't say what crap you

[03:03:55] Not this Sunday

[03:03:59] Next Sunday, I won't be one you I'll fucking sit on you

[03:04:10] Give me give me a month give me a month

[03:04:14] Give me a month give me a month

[03:04:16] Now?

[03:04:18] Now?

[03:04:19] Won't be what I'm now.

[03:04:20] Won't be what I'm now.

[03:04:21] No, no, no, I need more time.

[03:04:23] I need more time.

[03:04:24] I need more time.

[03:04:25] I need more time.

[03:04:26] He wants to open one of you right now.

[03:04:30] He doesn't need to play now.

[03:04:35] Bro, I'm gonna lose now.

[03:04:38] I'm pretty sure I won't still see this one.

[03:04:41] You guys think now?

[03:04:43] one we want him now

[03:04:47] just watch me and see

[03:04:49] got him in park

[03:04:51] y'all are such a good team bro

[03:04:53] good stuff y'all

[03:04:55] okay CC spawn

[03:04:57] there we go

[03:04:59] there we go

[03:05:01] my kills

[03:05:03] bazaar

[03:05:05] jaddy y'all think

[03:05:07] can i make it in or a now

[03:05:09] or wait and get more training

[03:05:11] much time on case you know what that means huh what is it what is that

[03:05:16] Can't tell you a scammer.

[03:05:19] It's gonna be...

[03:05:20] Move away, move away!

[03:05:24] Yo, all in favor of 5 F.E.R.O.S.E. folks.

[03:05:28] Are you guys scared of that kill?

[03:05:30] Are you guys scared of that fake leader?

[03:05:35] What the fuck is the tunnel?!

[03:05:41] Alright, I'm gonna try to get on top.

[03:05:43] Oh, I'm just on my way.

[03:05:46] Let me, let me see one of them in first.

[03:05:49] Okay, stay, stay, stay quiet, stay quiet. Wait, wait, I'll hold you down.

[03:05:52] Stay quiet, stay quiet.

[03:05:54] He's right behind the box.

[03:05:56] I knew he was gonna be there, but I was like, oh, that's not cool.

[03:05:58] Why did I even know he was gonna be there?

[03:06:06] I've never been here before.

[03:06:08] Shit.

[03:06:09] Yo, just go beat, go beat.

[03:06:11] Hold me, I also want you on me right now!

[03:06:16] I

[03:06:24] Could win I could win I could win chat wingman wingman

[03:06:33] I don't want to do the box one where it's just ain't I don't have like some game sense of it. I don't want to do the box

[03:06:39] on

[03:06:44] Look, there's no way he walks along. Yeah, there's no way you're in a purpose

[03:06:58] My PC spawns

[03:07:09] You're next to me, yo, why did he look last?

[03:07:19] Unbiased to me, why did he look last?

[03:07:21] He wants to do a taste battle.

[03:07:25] Let's try to be a winner now.

[03:07:27] I'm done fucking with you.

[03:07:32] I'm just gonna put it back to 4, just...

[03:07:34] I have a 3A, 3A to mid, 3A to mid.

[03:07:40] Hey, hey, hey, don't move.

[03:07:41] On doors.

[03:07:46] Shit, I don't want to get...

[03:07:47] I killed him.

[03:08:48] any smoke bro shut that shit up same thing right now

[03:09:48] SMGs are fucking shit in this game.

[03:09:50] You guys can say MAA all you want.

[03:09:52] It's just SMGs.

[03:09:56] That's all it is, bro. SMGs are shit in this fucking game.

[03:09:59] That's all it is, bro.

[03:10:02] Okay, wait. It's Onay on?

[03:10:04] Are you guys fucking trolling me?

[03:10:06] It's Onay actually on.

[03:10:08] I won't be one of them. I'll kick the shit out of them.

[03:10:12] Oh my god, I'm just watching.

[03:10:14] Wait, Billy's playing?

[03:10:16] I forgot is it F?

[03:10:18] How do you-

[03:10:19] Yo yo yo yo

[03:10:20] No no no

[03:10:21] I'm not gonna lose to this guy

[03:10:23] Yeah I'm not gonna lose to this guy

[03:10:25] Oh my god

[03:10:29] Oh my god

[03:10:31] It's the best part to stay on this entire scene

[03:10:33] Yo bro you're not done bro

[03:10:36] Yup he's on the hop up

[03:10:38] Yeah I guarantee you I beat on it

[03:10:41] Who is he playing against?

[03:10:43] What the fuck

[03:10:45] What?

[03:10:47] The guy just smoked a butt and you lost it.

[03:10:50] Nah bro.

[03:10:51] How damn it man!

[03:10:53] I will sit on him.

[03:10:57] He's the only one.

[03:11:05] What?

[03:11:07] Yo, I would feel terrible if I would have lost the guy.

[03:11:12] What did he smoke?

[03:11:13] Oh damn it. Distraction smoke? What are you talking about?

[03:11:19] Oh damn. Are you ready bro? Are you ready?

[03:11:22] I think I could 1v1 on Apex on the win. I'm not even trolling.

[03:11:26] Chad, I'm not. I think I could 1v1 on Apex on the win. I'm not kidding.

[03:11:31] I'm being deadass.

[03:11:32] No you're not.

[03:11:34] You can't say it with a straight face.

[03:11:37] Yo bro, you're not that bad. But I'm fucking good. That is the...

[03:11:41] That is the-

[03:11:42] Bro, he's not good.

[03:11:44] Bro, I played with this guy, bro.

[03:11:46] Just think, I played Valorant with Muda

[03:11:49] and I can say Muda is good, bro.

[03:11:52] I played Valorant with Tens, bro.

[03:11:54] I can say Tens is good.

[03:11:56] Brother, One is not good.

[03:11:58] He's not, I could see it, bro.

[03:12:00] He's not good.

[03:12:05] Guys, I'm not doing cases till eight.

[03:12:07] I'm not doing cases till eight.

[03:12:09] Did you feel lighthearted when you play with Muda?

[03:12:12] Yo, Bubbles, I'm gonna be honest, bro.

[03:12:14] I've seen you type like 20 messages in the last, like, week.

[03:12:17] I don't, all of your messages are weird.

[03:12:19] Bubbles, I don't even know if you're,

[03:12:21] you're the same guy who said,

[03:12:24] oh, my eyebrows look like a quotation marks.

[03:12:27] Bubbles, every time you type, it's just something weird.

[03:12:31] Like, Jinx, it's hard to hold a gun

[03:12:34] while camera manning at the same time.

[03:12:36] See what I'm saying?

[03:12:37] It's like everything this fucking guy said is troll.

[03:12:42] Jinxi is your center of mass forward

[03:12:44] because of your double barrel shotgun nose.

[03:12:47] Bro, Boggles, what are you typing?

[03:12:54] Chad, does only wanna do it in like a week?

[03:12:57] In like a week?

[03:12:58] Or do you wanna do it now?

[03:13:04] I'm gonna do it in a week, so I can train more.

[03:13:07] He's getting off. He can't now. He can't now. Okay, perfect.

[03:13:14] Gonna have more time to train. Perfect.

[03:13:17] Gonna have more time to train.

[03:13:24] Jack, perfect. Gonna have more time to train.

[03:13:28] Bro, what? Yo, dust again? No, it's free frost.

[03:13:32] Let's re-browse Shiza.

[03:13:42] Get coaching?

[03:13:43] Yeah bro.

[03:13:44] Bro, but who could coach me?

[03:13:46] Because guys, One, guys, One is not a coach.

[03:13:50] Like, bro, I need you all to realize bro, I thought One was like a top rank who opened cases.

[03:13:59] I thought one a was like him who who could I don't need a casecodes, bro

[03:14:06] I thought it was like him I

[03:14:10] Need somebody who could coach me to shit on only in a 1v1 bro chat if I beat on a and it's good

[03:14:17] That would do it in a week brother brother brother if I beat on a on my first like two weeks of the game. That would be hilarious

[03:14:24] JL, I don't know who that is. Dina, Dima? I remember him. JL. Who's JL? Chat JL. JL, JL.

[03:14:43] Alright bro, one more game than cases, one more game than cases, one more game than cases!

[03:15:48] I'm sorry.

[03:16:17] Hi guys, I see you, valiant effort.

[03:16:20] W-Hive-Mines.

[03:16:28] Let's go.

[03:16:30] I don't know, I feel like I'm just getting good at this game.

[03:16:32] I don't know.

[03:16:39] What, are people like only gonna, hi guys?

[03:16:42] No.

[03:16:45] Did you open a case?

[03:16:47] You addicted motherfucker, bro. Did you open a fucking case, high-fives?

[03:16:54] Are you serious, bro? Are you being legitimately serious? Inferno, except.

[03:17:01] Bro, guys, come on. We can't only play dust. How are we gonna get better?

[03:17:05] Guys, what the fuck?

[03:17:08] There we go. Come on, two more. Two more.

[03:17:11] guys guys guys guys guys

[03:17:21] oh my god they actually are only gonna play dust what the fuck they're actually

[03:17:29] just gonna play dust

[03:17:32] Damn, what is happening, bro?

[03:17:37] They're actually gonna play dust.

[03:17:42] I don't wanna play retakes.

[03:17:47] I like CS.

[03:17:49] I don't like deathmatch.

[03:17:51] I don't like any of that, bro.

[03:17:52] I like actual bomb planting.

[03:17:54] I like that.

[03:17:56] I like that.

[03:17:57] That's what I like.

[03:17:59] Bro, what level am I?

[03:18:01] Is there a way I can see? I want to get premiered, bro, so I can actually like, sweat.

[03:18:05] What level am I chatting? I've won two games in a row today, bro. I gotta be movin' up.

[03:18:13] How do you check, I have mine?

[03:18:18] He doesn't save my level, he says private rank 4.

[03:18:22] Or no, am I at the private level 4? Oh god, level 4?

[03:18:25] Bro, are you guys actually only gonna get 10 players on Dust 2? Is this that ass?

[03:18:29] I'm actually gonna freak out.

[03:18:31] Thank you. I was about to actually lose it.

[03:18:34] Inferno. Oh, this map's so good.

[03:18:39] We know. Wait, no. I actually don't know this map.

[03:18:42] I was thinking of the other one.

[03:18:48] They both have...

[03:18:49] Yeah, what's the map that's metal that has all the orange doors?

[03:18:52] We had it in the streamer tournament. What's the name of that map?

[03:18:58] No, that map's so good.

[03:19:00] That was my favorite map besides dust that map is so fucking good

[03:19:08] Why shoot like oh my god AJ. Oh my god, bro. AJ

[03:19:13] It's AJ. AJ was on my team last game

[03:19:18] Bro, I didn't keep for five minutes. He's sniping

[03:19:24] Have I called him? Yo, how about you top?

[03:19:30] Oh sorry how about now talking in left here one more game than cases maybe two

[03:19:44] more game is fun bro now I deserve it like now I deserve gold cuz like where

[03:19:52] am I going where am I going I like these signs help a lot if you're new to

[03:19:56] I need help now.

[03:20:12] I think I did as good as I could have been.

[03:20:14] I was pinned in a corner.

[03:20:15] Bro, but Donk would have just talked on the wall and just killed everybody.

[03:20:20] Donk would have just touched on the wall and killed everybody.

[03:20:23] That's on me.

[03:20:24] about us. Bro, you know one thing though that Valorant has that CS doesn't is the Kitten.

[03:20:35] CS I have not met one Kitten on CS. Not one. Get Neymar Jr to coach you bro. Yeah bro. Let

[03:20:48] Let me get the third most famous human being in the last 20 years to coach me and battle it.

[03:20:54] Yeah, bro, let me do that!

[03:20:56] Who do you think I am?!

[03:21:00] Neymar speaks Portuguese, that's why it isn't speaking English!

[03:21:05] Wait, did Neymar play CS?

[03:21:08] Wait, Neymar PLAYS CS?!

[03:21:11] WHAT?!

[03:21:15] Say you swear to God, no he doesn't!

[03:21:18] said he's still not gonna do that anyways guys it's fucking name are he's

[03:21:22] like a billionaire bro he's not gonna coach me in CS

[03:21:38] hello I played this map maybe I'll retakes can you open doors can't open

[03:21:44] doors at his game. Interesting. I know you can, you can, you can. Just not all.

[03:21:49] Okay, this is the best angle in the game.

[03:21:57] Lando North plays? I knew that. Bro, Neymar's inventory has to be insane, no?

[03:22:02] Neymar's inventory has to be fucking insane!

[03:22:06] It has to be it has to be Namar has 10,000 hours

[03:22:14] What?

[03:22:15] Yeah, but that's what happens if you have a billion dollars and like yes, you're in

[03:22:22] the course of trying to save it.

[03:22:29] I did not know that, I did not know Namar plates, yes, that's crazy.

[03:22:35] Oh

[03:22:43] You got

[03:22:56] I mean let's go

[03:23:05] Namor is watching no he isn't I'm not I guys I'm not a toddler. Is that wine?

[03:23:12] And a name yeah, bro keep roasting and a bro

[03:23:17] And he's not that bad at CS, bro

[03:23:35] You got an XM coming around the right side of the apps probably behind Sean, I respond.

[03:23:45] This guy sounds so depressed.

[03:23:48] This guy sounds so depressed.

[03:23:50] This guy's got shotgun, that's why.

[03:23:54] He does have an XM though.

[03:23:56] There he is.

[03:23:58] Is that a tunnel?

[03:23:59] What the fuck?

[03:24:00] Where did he?

[03:24:02] He came from here? What a freak!

[03:24:07] It's up in the tunnel?

[03:24:15] It's called... that callout was called Mexico?

[03:24:20] Oh my gosh, I get the AWP? Nah, I kinda like the AK.

[03:24:23] I'll wait till I die and then I'll get the AWP. Right? It's fine.

[03:24:32] of

[03:25:16] No, from what I'm aware.

[03:25:32] Bro, stop taking fucking Neymar! Neymar is not in my stream! I'm not four years old!

[03:25:38] Zero be off, you're in awkward position.

[03:25:40] What's that? In terms of raw consistency, I think the AK is the best. The AWP is so OP

[03:25:51] long range though. But I think like sometimes with the AWP you get in awkward spots. At

[03:26:30] I

[03:26:45] Know what what what is that?

[03:26:48] Wow, that's a strange night. Wait. He shot me in the smoke

[03:26:52] He shot me in the smoke

[03:26:54] What?

[03:26:56] Am I swear to God that is a strange night?

[03:27:00] All right AJ, you're actually a fucking weirdo.

[03:27:05] That's literally the kid from last game.

[03:27:07] I know it's a smoke because I know it's a stream time because he said he streams like

[03:27:10] last game.

[03:27:11] It's AJ, yeah, it's actually a stream time, he pre-fired the smoke.

[03:27:17] He's gonna win this too because he knows the attack from my other two mates.

[03:27:20] Nice, hit the fuck down, AJ, stream time is the link, but yeah he said he accidentally

[03:27:26] streamsnime me like whatever the fuck that means

[03:27:33] yeah bro in terms of overall consistency a case that's gone in the game

[03:27:36] but the odd like long range you're un-fucked with a bull

[03:27:56] of

[03:28:03] of

[03:28:06] of

[03:28:10] of

[03:28:13] of

[03:28:16] of

[03:28:20] of

[03:28:22] Plampy, Plampy.

[03:28:29] I'm planting the bomb.

[03:28:32] Bomb has been planted.

[03:28:37] How much do you want to bet? Oh, A.J. Dino. Okay.

[03:28:39] How much do you want to bet? A.J. Prefires me in this corner.

[03:28:48] Such a good spot bro.

[03:28:59] I saw some idiot in my chat say hold something.

[03:29:02] I saw some fucking idiot in my chat say hold something so I went to go swing mid.

[03:29:06] When I literally could hold the entire diffuse and the guy on my right, but I saw some idiot say hold something so then I died.

[03:29:12] Go fuck yourself!

[03:29:14] I should've just stayed in the corner and I would've killed the guy on my right and then killed the guy mid.

[03:29:19] I don't know why I'm listening.

[03:29:21] I got one guy.

[03:29:23] Literally, literally.

[03:29:26] I found an excuse to swear to God somebody sent me something.

[03:29:29] You're good to.

[03:29:31] I don't know why I'm listening, bro.

[03:29:39] No, no, no!

[03:29:41] I'm listening to smoke.

[03:29:44] What do you have five brain cells?

[03:29:56] You just smoke bang me with a shotgun.

[03:29:58] What is that?

[03:29:59] Get that NA smoke.

[03:30:00] This is actually grim.

[03:30:01] This guy is actually grim.

[03:30:32] 1v1 chill chill

[03:30:36] Go try it you got this bro. It's pretty firehead level

[03:30:54] Cover the radar I don't care about much bro. If he wants to snipe you

[03:30:58] I

[03:31:01] Sound to get oppy

[03:31:04] She's let me know I got enough fucking delinquent

[03:31:09] Hits a shot equals stream sniping

[03:31:11] Buggles, I don't know if there's a 10 pound rock in your head

[03:31:14] No, it's not because he hit a shot because he pre-fired me through smoke and said he's sniping last game

[03:31:20] Buggles, are there any brain cells coursing through your head?

[03:31:58] is my question I've never been on this part of the map holy shit this part

[03:32:05] it's fun this is like Matt and heaven

[03:32:09] of

[03:32:16] is a case of life

[03:32:17] of

[03:32:19] of

[03:32:23] of

[03:32:24] of

[03:32:25] of

[03:32:26] of

[03:32:27] of

[03:32:28] of

[03:32:29] of

[03:32:30] of

[03:32:31] of

[03:32:32] of

[03:32:33] of

[03:32:34] of

[03:32:35] of

[03:32:36] Get literally dumpstered on.

[03:32:38] I don't know if he's pre-aiming me up top, I love that.

[03:32:41] See, this kid's such a delinquent.

[03:32:45] I know he's sniping too.

[03:32:47] Just because of the smoke bang around.

[03:33:02] Almost.

[03:33:03] God, I love going mid with an op.

[03:33:05] I love just getting in people's faces

[03:33:08] But I got shit on I'm sorry. I'm ass. I'm sorry Jixie. I'm ass

[03:33:15] You're gonna find also ass

[03:33:18] People's pre spray smokes idiot. So let me explain to you why you have a rock in your head first off AJ

[03:33:24] Literally admitted to stream sniping last game when he got on my team

[03:33:28] That he pre-fired a smoke is that he pre-fired the exact corner. I was hiding it after a minute of me shift walking

[03:33:35] Are you dumb or what? Like, are there any thoughts in your head?

[03:33:41] The kid said he's sniping. He directly said it.

[03:33:47] People prefire smokes, idiot. I love how he throws an idiot at the end of it.

[03:33:51] It's like, bro, you have a, like, boulder in your head, and you're calling me an idiot.

[03:33:56] So last guy, AFK?

[03:33:58] How much you want to bet AJ runs to spawn in Streamsense this guy?

[03:34:08] Wait, you hear that?

[03:34:10] You hear that?

[03:34:11] You hear that?

[03:34:12] You hear that?

[03:34:13] How much you want to bet AJ runs to spawn in Streamsense this guy?

[03:34:52] Let's go.

[03:34:59] Alright, DC Thunder Man, way to sit on that angle with it all.

[03:35:17] You're so gross bro

[03:35:19] DZ Thunderband, you sit there with them!

[03:35:22] FUCKING UP!

[03:35:45] This is how you play op.

[03:35:46] Bruh, I have two op kills this game?

[03:35:48] They're both me flicking.

[03:35:49] What are you saying?

[03:35:59] We're supposed to plan, right?

[03:36:01] You guys gonna call 5-man apps or whatever it's called?

[03:36:04] I don't know how to get there though.

[03:36:08] No, you're kinda going the right way.

[03:36:09] the

[03:36:17] the

[03:36:19] the

[03:36:23] the

[03:36:26] the

[03:36:29] the

[03:36:34] the

[03:36:38] I

[03:36:42] Don't have a bomb back to the bomb back

[03:36:45] He said look clear

[03:36:50] It's just this shitty ass

[03:36:52] I want to shove this Mac 10 up my ass. I hate SMGs in this game so much

[03:36:57] They have more recoil than literally prime ice pints like it's insane. They just go to the sky

[03:37:05] And they do no damage. What is the point?

[03:37:08] Oh

[03:37:19] Not the fucking exam guy type Jimmy

[03:37:26] Well, this guy's AFK fuck

[03:37:31] So stop buying them yeah now I'm done no no no now I'm done now I'm done chat now I'm done

[03:37:35] Yo, is there a way to like vote kick?

[03:37:42] Yep.

[03:37:46] How do you do that?

[03:37:52] How do you vote kick? How do you do that?

[03:37:55] Counterterrorists win.

[03:38:00] Uh, press escape and then call vote.

[03:38:03] my bad guys I was trying to make my wife some food oh my god sorry oh my god

[03:38:11] no no don't kick him oh my god bro we just thought you were coming back

[03:38:20] sad no no you're good man you're good you're good you're good w husband I

[03:38:25] didn't know bro

[03:38:33] nothing banana yet it might all went out today

[03:38:45] oh yeah they definitely need push

[03:39:22] I

[03:39:45] Stop pulling out your mid-ass knife yo, bro. Can we not discuss medics, please?

[03:39:52] I'm a horrible person, I'm sorry.

[03:40:17] my house just keep doing that 8th budge

[03:40:25] I don't have a banana I'm trying to swing through t-spawn

[03:40:30] around the back chat I'm sorry chat I'm sorry

[03:40:33] I'm gonna push through apps

[03:40:44] I love it, now look who it is, hiding in a corner, pre-aiming me coming out of the most

[03:40:51] random corner of the map ever, BAAAARGH!

[03:40:55] One sitting in the ditch on your right, he's uh, I see.

[03:41:04] It's back, they need to come out and do some random stuff, whatever.

[03:41:07] Okay, try it, I'm gonna try.

[03:41:16] So is that for real, Jinxie then?

[03:41:18] That's 100% Jinxie, I've checked. Yo, what's up, Jinxie, big fan.

[03:41:22] Yo, what's up, man, what's up?

[03:41:23] Bro!

[03:41:24] You're an actual go.

[03:41:25] Thank you, bro.

[03:41:25] Bro, they keep going, A, do you guys wanna, like, go, like just A or something?

[03:41:29] Well, actually, it's gonna be the one time we push A and they're gonna go B.

[03:41:31] Oh, gee, it's hilarious.

[03:41:33] I'm gonna try and push up through apps

[03:41:48] That's hard push apps hard push really hard they're all going again

[03:41:56] My timing is so fucking bad. Oh my fuck

[03:41:59] My timing is so bad!

[03:42:02] I should have just stayed on the fence, so I don't know why I'm doing this.

[03:42:08] No tap! First wall of GF!

[03:42:10] The more you move, the more you die.

[03:42:12] Here he is!

[03:42:14] How's he not getting headshots? He's got no muckies.

[03:42:18] Split push him. When do you go left? When do you go right?

[03:42:22] Oh fuck!

[03:42:24] He's trying to hit me.

[03:42:26] Ryan, I'm not even gonna lie, I just saw you headshot like five people and then like, and I was on the other side of the road.

[03:42:31] We out with the scout, I was gonna say the same thing. I was like, how the fuck is that not a headshot?

[03:42:34] Yeah, he's headshot of this guy like eight times. Why is he not dying?

[03:42:38] Alright. I'll go A this round, somebody go B, I think. Just split it up.

[03:42:45] Come on, come on, jump, jump!

[03:42:48] I got the B.

[03:42:49] bro's drinking coffee lmao yeah guys not everything's a roast

[03:42:58] your agent your stream snapping meet me right here let's see who's better banana

[03:43:04] banana two three

[03:43:12] she's actually a hyper beast

[03:43:21] classic

[03:43:23] why would you read me this kid is such a fucking loser

[03:43:26] i mean just like i'm not expecting

[03:43:29] oh my god look who this is creeping around out

[03:43:33] This team goes B, he's just creeping around out.

[03:43:37] He was going to try to flank me like what?

[03:43:41] How many times has AJ killed me?

[03:43:52] Go, go, go.

[03:44:01] That's not a joke.

[03:44:03] one pushing out we definitely heard somebody be multiple be multiple be

[03:44:14] throwing flash by

[03:44:18] got you be

[03:44:20] definitely more than that

[03:44:24] on me it's AJ, it's AJ

[03:44:29] sounds like they might be pushing back a little bit

[03:45:03] left side site

[03:45:09] please

[03:45:10] the other one's not on site, it's right where you're looking, at that doorway

[03:45:13] that's where I lost him

[03:45:14] good movement

[03:45:16] if you have a defuse gun, that's it, try and stick it

[03:45:19] go in the corner, no? why not go in the corner?

[03:45:22] why are you shooting at me?

[03:45:24] let's go boy

[03:45:25] oh, so good, let's go

[03:45:27] bro, I wouldn't have just stuck it in the corner

[03:45:30] I might have died though

[03:45:31] them with the little feet picking them up the corner

[03:45:47] Bro like a week ago

[03:45:54] Yeah, no this game's beat bro

[03:45:56] I feel like we just get in red or no.

[03:45:59] Like 1 million players in average 24 hours.

[03:46:03] That's insane.

[03:46:05] I've got another game like that, but I'm not sure.

[03:46:08] CS or Valorant, you gotta keep on A.

[03:46:11] Bro, I don't know. I honestly don't know. They're both good.

[03:46:16] Full A, push again.

[03:46:17] Apps, apps, apps, somebody's apps.

[03:46:19] Someone's apps.

[03:46:51] Take the AWP? Nah, I like the M4.

[03:46:55] Oh, I could have took his AWP!

[03:46:58] I could have took his AWP. Oh, I would have got it for free.

[03:47:02] Oh my god, I gotta think, I gotta think about that.

[03:47:21] Two in banana for sure.

[03:47:23] What are they doing?

[03:47:25] What are they doing?

[03:47:27] Two pushing wall hard.

[03:47:29] Two.

[03:47:31] Two.

[03:47:33] Three kills?

[03:47:35] Three kills?

[03:47:37] What are they doing?

[03:47:39] I wasn't even worried about them sticking up jump shotting.

[03:47:41] Dude, that was a 3k.

[03:47:43] But I still haven't got an ace on CS

[03:47:45] and I've gotten two aces on Val.

[03:47:47] But I still haven't got an ace on CS and I've gotten two aces on Val.

[03:47:51] I jinxed it, you should let me hold that hyper beast.

[03:47:58] I got you baby.

[03:48:01] Dude, I got that yesterday bro. I got that, it's my best case yet.

[03:48:06] You got a hyper beast for him.

[03:48:08] Yeah, I have a 4A1S hyper beast too, fucker.

[03:48:11] Back new.

[03:48:12] We got bomb down on me and apps, bomb down on our apps.

[03:48:19] Shice up.

[03:48:22] Turn it up.

[03:48:27] Oh, I got a jigsie.

[03:48:30] Yeah, get off.

[03:48:33] Let's go, man.

[03:48:36] Good shit, good shit, good shit.

[03:48:38] Bro, the AJ guy on the other team is sniping, bro.

[03:48:40] bro so I'm really want to win okay we gotta wait you gotta win for jinx see yes

[03:48:46] yes yes yes yo you guys wanna go a this round they don't they never go be I

[03:48:51] don't know I don't know I'm feeling I'm feeling maybe like one guy don't be just

[03:48:57] I'm pressing F2, it doesn't do anything. I've already shot.

[03:49:20] How does he get up there?

[03:49:21] Ops looks clear.

[03:49:22] How does he get up there?

[03:49:29] Maybe an 8 push late?

[03:49:32] Yeah, a late 8 push, late 8 push.

[03:49:38] I'm out right, I'm out right, so they're gonna be...

[03:49:47] One is back side.

[03:49:54] I was too confident coming through that smoke.

[03:49:57] One bottom.

[03:49:58] One bottom.

[03:49:59] Holding the smoke with an axe.

[03:50:07] It might try to be pushed if that's going to work for him.

[03:50:16] And I'm still fucking Vota kick stuck on my screen.

[03:50:19] Me too, dog.

[03:50:22] It's embarrassing.

[03:50:23] Just a reminder, if you guys want me to kid me.

[03:50:25] I'm sorry, bro.

[03:50:28] I'm blaming Jinxie on that one.

[03:50:30] Ha ha ha ha!

[03:50:32] Who do you doubt?

[03:50:33] I got A.J. in him, he's out.

[03:50:39] Fucking shit, I don't know.

[03:50:41] I got A.J. in him, he's out.

[03:50:44] I got A.J., he's out.

[03:50:46] Another one apps.

[03:50:51] Shocker, kid.

[03:50:54] Shocker and shocker apps, shocker apps.

[03:50:57] I'm gonna go long.

[03:51:08] Flash by.

[03:51:10] I actually love the off like I love the off it's like

[03:51:21] Pull my dick out and start with master baiting

[03:51:25] Fuck you AJ you stream sniping bitch. Yep. Yep, bro. We actually have a lot around a team AJ

[03:51:31] Just carrying them with all the fucking streams I've killed

[03:51:34] Our team's doing good

[03:51:36] Nice shark

[03:51:58] That's hard B, hard B

[03:52:04] one

[03:52:14] I push together

[03:52:23] once you guys push, I'll push too

[03:52:25] We did it, and we won, let's go baby, three wins in a row.

[03:52:39] Let's actually go dude, oh my god, three wins in a row, let's go, GG guys, GG guys,

[03:52:51] GG, it's fun playing with Jixxix.

[03:52:53] Have a good stream, bro.

[03:52:54] Hey, nice meeting you guys.

[03:52:55] Have a great night.

[03:52:56] Yeah, you too.

[03:52:57] Let's go, let's go.

[03:52:58] Those guys are pretty wholesome.

[03:52:59] Chat, nice win, man.

[03:53:01] Three wins in a row.

[03:53:02] Okay, chat, cases, or do we do one more?

[03:53:05] One more than cases.

[03:53:08] Bro, three wins in a row.

[03:53:10] The CS gods will bless our cases

[03:53:13] if we play, I think, one more.

[03:53:15] I think, one more.

[03:53:16] Chat, I'm actually playing good today, bro.

[03:53:19] I went positive twice, went negative once, won all three games.

[03:53:25] Bro, I wanna hide screen

[03:53:26] cause fucking AJ's gonna snipe again, bro.

[03:53:28] Oh my God.

[03:53:31] Why are you happy you got hard carried?

[03:53:33] I went 18 and 14.

[03:53:34] Like how is that a hard, or do you actually brain dead?

[03:53:39] I went four kills positive.

[03:53:40] How is that a hard carry?

[03:53:43] I got MVP like six times.

[03:53:45] One more one more one more than cases chat one more than we rough cases tell

[03:53:52] Ted one more

[03:53:57] Virgo no not after they know no no that's right

[03:54:03] Match, yo, yeah, it'll be worth it in the end.

[03:54:14] One more, and then faces.

[03:54:19] So, I can check my stats, is there a way I can check my KD and stuff?

[03:54:29] Profile.

[03:54:30] Hi buzzer back to check my KD

[03:54:32] Right for the McKinney's gone up, bro. It's gone up removed us to

[03:54:40] Leedify

[03:54:42] Leedify hi buzz. I want to check. I feel like my KD's gone up now

[03:54:46] Bro premieres level 10 right chat

[03:54:50] We go for an O today that would be cinnamon

[03:54:54] Yeah, I want to take my KD. I want to send my KD. I want to send my KD

[03:54:57] Lead a fight, lead a fight.

[03:54:58] Then we do cases.

[03:55:00] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[03:55:01] Leaf tech, Twitter hotline!

[03:55:03] Oh, I thought it was gonna leak.

[03:55:06] Stop tapping, sorry, sorry.

[03:55:07] Oh.

[03:55:15] I'm done tapping, chill.

[03:55:17] Chad, I'm done tapping, I'm done tapping, I'm done typing.

[03:55:19] One more game and then cases.

[03:55:23] Bro, CS is fun, man.

[03:55:25] Yeah, what game do you guys think is more fun to play?

[03:55:28] Not counting cases, not counting trade-ups,

[03:55:32] not counting the market, to play, just gameplay.

[03:55:35] What game is more fun to play?

[03:55:37] CS or VEL?

[03:55:40] I don't know, VEL.

[03:55:41] I think they're both kind of just peak.

[03:55:44] I don't really know, VEL.

[03:55:46] I'd like the core feeling of CS,

[03:55:48] especially as someone who's new,

[03:55:51] because I'm not dying to some random ass ability,

[03:55:53] I don't know.

[03:55:54] But, on the contrary, learning the abilities

[03:55:57] is kind of fun part of Valorant.

[03:56:00] So I don't know.

[03:56:02] I don't know.

[03:56:06] Valorant does have kittens, CS,

[03:56:08] like no game can compare to that, to be fair.

[03:56:11] Valorant is kitten, what's my K2D?

[03:56:13] How about, what's my K2D?

[03:56:19] I'm not good at anything, I'm clapping my hands.

[03:56:23] What's my K2D?

[03:56:24] What's my K-8 today?

[03:56:28] What's my K-8 today?

[03:56:30] Overall, overall, Kady, overall, overall, Kady.

[03:56:37] Boss?

[03:56:39] Stand up, 1.0?

[03:56:43] It's got a low.

[03:56:44] Bro, what's my K-8?

[03:56:45] No, it's not 0.79, that was from one game.

[03:56:47] Check that was from one game, shut up.

[03:56:51] No, that's one game, that's one game.

[03:56:54] Where's my KD though?

[03:56:59] Where's my KD?

[03:57:02] Where's my KD?

[03:57:04] Valorant is for people who are ass at CS.

[03:57:06] Bro, that's not true bro.

[03:57:08] They're both just Pete games.

[03:57:12] Bro, but 0.79, that's just 0.4.

[03:57:18] Bro, these aren't any of the game stream today.

[03:57:20] The game's from today. The game's from today. I was going positive.

[03:57:26] That's true. Nah, bro. I think both games are just peak.

[03:57:31] It's got a load. Okay, I'll just play it now.

[03:57:38] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:57:43] Oh, here's my KD from today. 18 and 14.

[03:57:49] and 18 and then where's the other one 21 and 15 bro not bad not fucking bad chat not bad

[03:58:10] not bad chat all right one more and then cases listen bro like the only way we can get we can't

[03:58:18] play Valorant and expect to get good CS cases. It's not allowed. We're gonna play Valor or play CS,

[03:58:25] which we've done three games or do a fourth game, and then we get good cases.

[03:58:32] That's good logic. That's good logic. Your go to Giddy. Thanks, soccer. I appreciate it. Yeah.

[03:58:41] Gambler logic. No, it's good logic, bro. Because, bro, David's not gonna bless me.

[03:58:45] I mean, Gaven's not gonna bless me unless I play his game.

[03:58:52] I gotta play his game.

[03:58:53] And he'll bless me.

[03:59:06] Oh, this map, this map, this map.

[03:59:11] Just got off the phone with Gaven.

[03:59:13] Okay, what are you talking about?

[03:59:24] What games are you doing first, K-So? We'll explain later.

[03:59:27] It's gotta be Pete, bro.

[03:59:29] There's gonna be nine different games, me and K-So, one by one, each other.

[03:59:33] Nine games.

[03:59:38] First one to win five. First one to win five.

[03:59:40] It's gotta be Pete.

[03:59:43] Alright, come on team. Alright, Mike here, let's go.

[03:59:47] Oh no, I'm playing against Kixi, that guy was good.

[03:59:51] Oh, I'm, oh, AJ's not even thank up.

[03:59:57] It's chess one of them, yes.

[03:59:58] It's chess one of the games we play.

[04:00:37] I

[04:00:44] Tell you playing trade right there

[04:01:01] Let's fucking go man go

[04:01:07] God I love this game!

[04:01:14] By the helmet?

[04:01:17] I'm already locked, bro.

[04:01:19] Inspect your knife, bro. I will, but it's like...

[04:01:23] I want it to be like...

[04:01:25] I wish I had a better knife.

[04:01:28] I wish I had a crazy knife, bro.

[04:01:37] I'm so tired come on man let's go Jacks

[04:02:06] bro CS is fun dude I love just shitting on people with the AK I love when the

[04:02:11] AK goes shing shing shing I love bats out of that shing

[04:02:18] I still gotta get an ace on this game though I gotta get an ace. I still have 2 on Val, 0 on CS.

[04:02:36] Oh, this too, this too.

[04:02:43] Nice!

[04:02:44] Okay, okay.

[04:02:45] You guys got this.

[04:02:48] Eww, the time test.

[04:02:50] Bro, I could have gotten this too.

[04:02:53] Yeah, I could have gotten this too.

[04:02:56] You have to take more fights to get an ace.

[04:02:59] Bro, the other thing is like, I feel like in CS people spread out more.

[04:03:05] Invalid people stack more. I've noticed that.

[04:03:13] I feel like I can see if people spread out more. Invalid will stack more, I swear to God.

[04:04:05] Nice guys, nice.

[04:04:15] Bruh, I love just running at people, bro.

[04:04:23] So much fucking dopamine coursing through my cock.

[04:04:27] I deserve a gold, man.

[04:04:28] I-I-I-I've been fucking fracking!

[04:04:32] I deserve a gold, bad.

[04:04:34] KD727272

[04:04:38] Yeah, I'm gonna Molly one more time

[04:04:40] That's actually a smog spot

[04:04:43] Molly one more time

[04:04:45] Molly Molly

[04:05:34] I

[04:05:45] Teams call bro my teams come I know I got a spray man. I got a spay

[04:05:57] You want us push it up and go beat yes, yes, yes, yes be be be be be

[04:06:01] It's hard to go from Valorant tapping to CS, but in CS I'm scared to spray because the

[04:06:13] recall is so hard.

[04:06:52] That's my bad.

[04:06:57] All right, looks like we're in 18.

[04:07:10] I

[04:07:19] Looks like we're in 18

[04:07:27] Probably good to release and just rush out

[04:07:40] I know you're going to camp! I know you're going to camp! I was going out! I ain't going

[04:08:03] anywhere else because I'm starting to see the angles.

[04:08:07] FU-

[04:08:09] Open the case mid-game.

[04:08:11] Yo bro, roll out!

[04:08:14] We're gonna win the game,

[04:08:16] and then we open a case.

[04:08:33] Oh my god, get this guy out of here!

[04:08:40] Get away!

[04:08:42] I'm gonna shoot this guy in the fucking head!

[04:08:49] I'm gonna shoot this guy in the fucking head!

[04:08:56] I'm gonna shoot this guy in the fucking head!

[04:09:02] fucking head

[04:09:08] Swamming into my back if you ever play to FPS in your life

[04:09:28] Brought a scot rammed into the back by my own to me twice

[04:09:32] Right, I just feel like a Mactan would be so broken, I'm f**king out.

[04:09:39] Yeah, he's got backshots. Yeah, I literally just got backshots from my teammate. I'm not

[04:09:46] kidding. Yo, yo, this map is tight as f**k.

[04:09:54] How fast can I get to that window?

[04:10:07] Great timing! Yeah!

[04:10:11] Looks like Steve, this is the only game with dog shit timing!

[04:10:24] bro once you got a defense it's over

[04:10:31] please learn this

[04:10:35] oh

[04:10:38] nice nice nice left left

[04:10:45] left left

[04:10:48] What the fuck was that? What the fuck?

[04:11:06] Alright bruh, I said I'd never use an SMG again, let's use it.

[04:11:14] Somebody shoot me?

[04:11:48] I'm in a four-foot gunfight and I put 20 bullets into the sky. What do SMGs do?

[04:11:53] What do they do? I'm confused. What do they do? They don't do anything

[04:12:03] What do they do what's the point of them what's purpose?

[04:12:08] You have jump back

[04:12:12] They have jump accuracy

[04:12:48] so bad

[04:13:18] I feel too, let the third-

[04:13:30] I'm not gonna lie, close range, CS, is way more fun than close range, pal.

[04:13:41] Frank can let that bitch sing

[04:13:56] One I mean to be fair he was in a rat corner

[04:14:01] Bro close range. Yes, you can let that shit

[04:14:09] Seven assist Jesus

[04:14:11] two people

[04:14:18] two

[04:14:22] two

[04:14:25] two

[04:14:30] two

[04:14:33] two

[04:14:36] two

[04:14:41] I haven't got an ace on this game yet.

[04:14:56] Fucking ace.

[04:15:00] Fucking ace, man.

[04:15:05] Fucking ace.

[04:15:10] 6-7. 6-7. 6-7. Alright. Yo, guys, I keep getting my ass rammed here on this map. I don't know, people just ram into me.

[04:15:31] Am I not standing? What's happening? What's happening?

[04:15:40] my art man

[04:15:54] let's go let's go let's go

[04:16:03] wanna art man I'm gonna save up

[04:16:06] bro I want to up mid bro I want to up mid

[04:16:10] I want to up mid I want to up mid bad

[04:16:36] Oh shit he just got off and was living it.

[04:16:41] Holy fuck this guy on the sniper.

[04:16:46] 1v3.

[04:17:06] Where am I going?

[04:17:08] Where am I going?

[04:17:10] Oh my god.

[04:17:12] Where am I going?

[04:17:14] Nice.

[04:17:16] Where's my gun?

[04:17:18] Where's my gun?

[04:17:22] One.

[04:17:26] I was so wonderful.

[04:17:28] Wait, but did I have to plan or no?

[04:17:30] They had to plan it. They had to plan it.

[04:17:32] Why did they plan it?

[04:17:34] I thought that we're gonna plant, I'm surprised you went up like that.

[04:17:39] I'm surprised the 1v3 went like that, they just ran at me?

[04:17:45] I still can't get an op, fuck.

[04:17:51] I still can't get an op?

[04:18:04] I don't know what to do with this.

[04:18:11] I don't know what to do with this.

[04:18:18] I don't know what to do with this.

[04:18:25] What's so annoying it's so fucking annoying he's like the lighting he's like the lighting

[04:18:36] come on

[04:18:46] nice

[04:18:56] cases, cases, cases, yeah, yeah, yeah, after this game

[04:19:03] After this game, this is my fourth game of the day. I deserve gold

[04:19:33] of

[04:20:48] Man good shit. Oh my god, let's go

[04:20:54] Let's go

[04:21:00] How library library library

[04:21:09] Right deserve gold man. I played four games

[04:21:48] I heard of my kill too.

[04:21:55] Bro, I heard of my kill too.

[04:21:59] Bro, close the ACS.

[04:22:00] I had a bomb.

[04:22:01] You can view that.

[04:22:02] That did sink.

[04:22:03] Yeah, don't go after.

[04:22:05] I kind of run after, but I'm not going to lie.

[04:22:15] Technical time out until you verse cheaters. Yeah, bro. I haven't burst a cheater yet, bro

[04:22:24] Valorant does have that too. I don't know bro

[04:22:30] Green screen chase up

[04:22:41] Better better better better

[04:22:45] They don't mind using it.

[04:22:48] Your battle has no cheaters now.

[04:22:51] Your battle has no cheaters.

[04:22:53] It's their turn.

[04:23:08] I need help.

[04:23:10] You're a bomb, yeah?

[04:23:12] Bomb.

[04:23:14] They're gonna have them last fucking second!

[04:23:26] You guys have a bomb?

[04:23:28] Nice, nice, nice, nice.

[04:23:30] He's got your back constantly.

[04:23:32] He's got your back constantly.

[04:23:34] He's got your back constantly.

[04:23:36] He's got your back constantly.

[04:23:38] nice. good trade. good trade. good trade.

[04:24:00] terrorists win.

[04:24:02] And he was feeling it, but I'm gonna be honest, that was an overpeak.

[04:24:05] He was feeling it though, but that was a little bit of an overpeak.

[04:24:08] He was feeling it though.

[04:24:09] When someone's feeling it, you gotta let him feel it though, to be fair.

[04:24:12] Like if somebody's feeling it, you gotta let him feel it.

[04:24:15] A little bit of an overpeak, but he has 26 kills, so he can overkeep what the fuck

[04:24:20] he wants.

[04:24:21] I think when someone's feeling it, you gotta let him feel it.

[04:24:57] Wow, bad aim.

[04:25:04] Your chat was tense pro in this game.

[04:25:11] So tense was pro in this and Val.

[04:25:16] Holy aura.

[04:25:19] Holy aura.

[04:25:23] He was semi-pro?

[04:25:32] Are you sure he wasn't bro?

[04:25:41] I thought he said he was pro.

[04:25:49] was pro in this game right? Bro I don't know bro I feel like if you can go pro in CS you're

[04:25:57] just gonna be good at any FPS because like it's a culmination of everything. It's like

[04:26:02] movement, positioning, playing with your team, awareness, like if you're pro in CS you

[04:26:07] can probably go pro in a lot of games to be honest.

[04:26:10] like look at Shroud right Shroud was prone to yes I mean name a game Shroud's bad at

[04:26:21] literally I can't I'm done using SRG's I swear to God I would have killed him with a pistol

[04:26:31] with the default pistol I cannot use SRG's I would have killed him with a default pistol

[04:26:36] I'm not trolling

[04:26:43] Yo bro, is it just me or are SMGs like the worst thing ever?

[04:26:47] No, they are

[04:26:49] You gotta run with them

[04:26:51] You're hard for you run with them you think run. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Got you

[04:26:55] Bro. Yeah, I feel like I get more kills with the pistol than the SMG

[04:27:02] Should just run

[04:27:36] my name is so ass sorry team I could have been a double please 1v2 please

[04:27:53] cost me 1v2 2111 was going off

[04:28:00] way from that rain shot I'm just feeling it's gonna go everywhere I can

[04:28:05] actually spray from that range get it ass are you guys serious I feel like it's

[04:28:14] gonna go everywhere bro all right I'm gonna start spraying bro

[04:28:21] yo guys how hard is the recoil to control on a rifle if you spray I like

[04:28:26] medium range is it really hard no it's one of the easier ones okay so I got

[04:28:32] That's where the chat I got there.

[04:28:37] One more round.

[04:28:40] Let's have that in peace.

[04:28:44] One more.

[04:28:53] Smoke.

[04:28:59] Grenade out.

[04:29:32] you guys got this to this KD guy doesn't talk but he drops 30 every game

[04:29:41] this guy's motion

[04:29:46] come on and play

[04:29:51] I'm waiting for you every gun has its own recoil I know

[04:29:57] it's hard to learn them all bro it's hard to learn them all the 18 has crazy

[04:30:00] easy recoil after you. Okay wait you actually can spray. Alright. Yeah I got a spray. Yeah

[04:30:07] okay. Bro the spray is accurate. Good game guys good game good game. Bro the spray is

[04:30:15] good bro. Somebody said gold gold gold. Jesus Christ. Alright chat it's time. Hi

[04:30:27] It is time. It is time. Yeah, bro. Okay, that is three wins in a row. Wait! Silver one!

[04:30:34] Whoa, whoa! Your competitive inferno skill group? Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are

[04:30:42] you saying there is ranks per map? You get ranked per map? It is at a silver one good

[04:30:51] or what? Worst possible rank. FUUUUCK! Silver one's actually the lowest rank in the game.

[04:30:58] No, but that's a good today. What? I'm gonna go pee, I'm gonna go pee. But even though

[04:31:03] my Katie wasn't crazy, I had so much damage every game. I was actually about... Alright,

[04:31:08] chat, case time. Guys, lost the fucking, bro. Hey, lost the fucking.

[04:31:51] Hello.

[04:32:17] Hello

[04:32:28] ZHL

[04:32:37] It's it's it's case time

[04:32:41] It's case time. Mmm. Does you have all the cases? Let's see

[04:32:47] Now will Jinxie get a knife today? Who knows? Probably not. Being super duper positive.

[04:33:15] I went three for three of my tradeouts

[04:33:19] $800 and $100 and $100 dollars

[04:33:21] I know

[04:33:23] Actually, I'm four for four right now my and

[04:33:26] Four tradeups. I've done all profitable

[04:33:33] No

[04:33:41] But then Jinx he opens one he gets fucking where's it at?

[04:34:15] Bro, let's keep it a buck, bro. My knife, uh, my knife, uh, category, my knife, fucking inventory, my knife, uh, fucking collection is shit, bro.

[04:34:23] Let's call it what it is. It's called a spade.

[04:34:25] Wait, you wanna see mine? You wanna see mine?

[04:34:27] I can screen share real quick.

[04:34:29] I really don't. I really don't.

[04:34:31] Fine, let me see.

[04:34:33] Just find your motivation.

[04:34:35] Bro, please take your knife collection, bro. How much money have you invested?

[04:34:37] Um, today I did $1,500.

[04:34:43] How much money have you invested total? Oh

[04:34:47] Total I don't even know let's get right to the fucking bitch, bro. Let's get right to it

[04:34:53] so

[04:34:55] I'll just say this because my

[04:34:59] You have traded off four times right trade off four times recently and

[04:35:03] I'm up three thousand dollars from those trade-ups. Oh great. That's not my question

[04:35:09] Well, I don't know like I know you're not up in CS no one's up in CS

[04:35:14] This is not possible to be up, bro. So yeah, maybe you're up this week and you should probably stop

[04:35:22] No, one's up in this fucking game, bro

[04:35:26] No, you're watching watching. No, I'm not watching. Are you sure? Yeah, look at my screen share

[04:35:32] Shice.

[04:35:33] Five to sixty seven hours of playtime.

[04:35:38] Chat how many hours is Cases?

[04:35:40] But that was like two hours.

[04:35:42] Ready?

[04:35:43] You wanna see them?

[04:35:44] Show me your knives.

[04:35:45] Alright.

[04:35:46] Let me scroll up.

[04:35:47] How about it?

[04:35:48] That looks good out there right kid?

[04:35:49] So these are my knives here.

[04:35:51] Um, so this one I just-

[04:35:53] You mother fucker.

[04:35:55] This one I got today.

[04:35:57] You mother fucking, mother fucking bastard, mother fucker.

[04:36:00] This one's, this one's I believe seven.

[04:36:02] Fucker. You motherfucker.

[04:36:05] This one's $700. Yeah, I got you.

[04:36:07] This one's $700.

[04:36:09] I actually traded up for this today with a $500 trade up.

[04:36:11] So that's profit.

[04:36:12] This is the one I got off stream.

[04:36:14] It's it.

[04:36:14] That was a profit.

[04:36:17] Yes, profit.

[04:36:17] Yeah, I only know what that's like.

[04:36:20] Yeah, I only speak profit.

[04:36:22] So I did this one.

[04:36:24] Um, factory new course.

[04:36:27] It's back new gamma Doppler.

[04:36:29] That was from the $500 trade up much is this worth.

[04:36:32] I think like 2.2 or 2.3 no no no i'm actually gonna lose it i'm actually gonna and then of course they give you the shape bro

[04:36:40] So I have three of these

[04:36:42] These are 900 each or maybe 800 dollars

[04:36:50] And then I have like a huntsman i'm probably gonna give this yeah i'm gonna give this one away i don't really care about this one

[04:36:56] See yeah, that's my type of knife and then I have this

[04:36:58] This is a skeleton Doppler. This is the one you can get out of the fever cases. It's a factory new pattern to

[04:37:05] 215 which is the pinkest pattern and

[04:37:09] This is a thousand dollars

[04:37:14] So you have more inventory than me

[04:37:19] That skeleton also more than my entire account also I have a factory new print stream op this one's

[04:37:25] It's $500.

[04:37:26] Course you do.

[04:37:27] Oh, fucking course you do.

[04:37:28] So wait, how much is your collection?

[04:37:33] Just talking big dogs.

[04:37:35] Just talking big dogs?

[04:37:36] I can probably get something, hold on.

[04:37:38] Let me see.

[04:37:42] Just talking big dogs.

[04:37:43] So this is 2,300.

[04:37:46] Why am I even watching this?

[04:37:48] This is like, what is the point of it?

[04:37:51] No, 800, 900, 900, 900.

[04:37:54] It's a lot of money, James.

[04:37:55] I don't think I can keep track of my balance.

[04:37:58] I would eat it.

[04:37:59] I would eat it.

[04:37:59] 5K, 5K and knives, 4K knives, no, 5K and knives.

[04:38:03] Over, over.

[04:38:04] It's probably six.

[04:38:05] 5K, 6,000.

[04:38:07] Yo, how much money have you spent?

[04:38:10] How much money have you spent, total?

[04:38:12] In total?

[04:38:13] Yes, bro.

[04:38:15] Definitely not over $6,000, like in CS, no.

[04:38:18] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[04:38:21] Like in CS, like, so I've bought knives

[04:38:24] for 5000, but then I sell them back for 4000, like 4600. So I don't really lose that much.

[04:38:30] So you're, you're in your, you've made profit on CS.

[04:38:35] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So recently the only person ever my recent two, four, four, like four

[04:38:41] trades, I'm up $3,000.

[04:38:43] All right.

[04:38:44] I'm four for four right now.

[04:38:47] So watch, watch this case. I'm going to fucking watch this. Watch this.

[04:38:53] Off it chat give me a favor and lock in

[04:39:01] If you want music type M

[04:39:05] You look so good

[04:39:08] Gold gold gold gold gold

[04:39:23] you

[04:39:53] you

[04:40:23] you

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[04:49:23] you

[04:49:53] you

[04:50:23] you

[04:50:53] You

[04:51:12] And this is the only sound you shot me and these kids wearing crowns over

[04:51:23] We can't even add a hundred bucks

[04:51:27] Yeah, so let us out a hundred bucks what I think what I think happened

[04:51:32] Yesterday, no I

[04:51:37] Swear to God because we've never started cases earlier than this ever

[04:51:42] What's happening why can't we add it we can't a hundred bucks right now

[04:51:45] I think this is why we got to take it. We can't go back to back days

[04:51:48] Like it just fucks up it just fucks it all up

[04:51:53] I think we got to go one day rest two days one day rest two days one day rest two days, you know what I'm saying because I

[04:52:01] think there's 24 hour clocks and

[04:52:04] We're so staggered in our in our pool right now. We're so staggers. I know what I'm saying

[04:52:11] 24 hours ago. We added money if not, we're so close

[04:52:14] Yeah 24 hours ago what time did we exactly add money does anybody in channel wait I can

[04:52:24] send you some I can send you some gift cards maybe yes send me gift cards have mine bro

[04:52:37] chat nothing stopping me bro we have 24 hours and I know like a maybe what did I do yesterday

[04:52:44] What did I what did I do?

[04:52:46] I we did a lot.

[04:52:48] We did. What did we do?

[04:52:49] We got on. We did.

[04:52:51] Maybe we got on CS late.

[04:52:53] Maybe we got on CS at nine.

[04:52:56] Yeah, um, yeah.

[04:52:57] What? Let me let me send you some.

[04:52:59] Let me send you some.

[04:53:00] It's not in the fiction.

[04:53:01] I'm a high estrogen specimen.

[04:53:03] Shut the fuck up.

[04:53:06] We did something.

[04:53:08] Spoil. Yes. Oh, my God.

[04:53:10] Bro, the spoiling didn't until like nine.

[04:53:12] Maybe that's why.

[04:53:15] What about me some someone in my chat said 837 you're so locked.

[04:53:19] Boom.

[04:53:21] You see me.

[04:53:21] Boom.

[04:53:22] Have I said make a card?

[04:53:23] Yeah.

[04:53:24] Refresh.

[04:53:26] The check Twitter.

[04:53:27] Nothing's leaving.

[04:53:28] Have I said.

[04:53:30] Yes.

[04:53:31] Hi, guys.

[04:53:33] Okay.

[04:53:34] Now we get 20, 20 keys, 20 keys.

[04:53:35] Love.

[04:53:36] Let me load you up.

[04:53:37] Let me load you up.

[04:53:38] Oh my God.

[04:53:39] Load my ass.

[04:53:40] Hi, bye.

[04:53:41] What?

[04:53:42] Us?

[04:53:43] I liked it, bro.

[04:53:44] I didn't say that.

[04:53:45] No worries.

[04:53:46] Bro, I fucking love you.

[04:53:47] I want to fumble your balls.

[04:53:48] Okay.

[04:53:49] So, I just apple play you, right?

[04:53:50] I just apple play you after the stream.

[04:53:51] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:53:52] No worries, whenever you want.

[04:53:53] Holy aura.

[04:53:54] Chat, W, I mind.

[04:53:55] Because bro, we probably had a way like 10 minutes.

[04:53:57] Mm.

[04:53:58] I like it's not the two day thing.

[04:54:00] I'm not gonna be a fan of you.

[04:54:02] I'm not gonna be a fan of you.

[04:54:04] I'm not gonna be a fan of you.

[04:54:06] I'm not gonna be a fan of you.

[04:54:08] I'm not gonna be a fan of you.

[04:54:10] It's not the two-day thing.

[04:54:11] It's just we need to know exactly when I added money

[04:54:13] because that's the 24-hour clock.

[04:54:15] And we added money.

[04:54:16] I remember, because somebody in chat said,

[04:54:18] we added money later yesterday

[04:54:21] because we already had case billage,

[04:54:24] but we did the 1v5 thing with SPOIT.

[04:54:26] That's why.

[04:54:28] Chat will 1v1 in case of an every game

[04:54:30] in one hour, 20 minutes chat,

[04:54:33] which is more than enough time for cases.

[04:54:35] We can rip a lot of croissants, a lot of dreams, yeah.

[04:54:39] 200 should be I don't think you need to add any more. I'm not even kidding because by the time we're done with this the

[04:54:44] 24 hour clock will be over

[04:54:47] 200 should be good

[04:54:50] Arrow said you need an old account. That's

[04:54:54] Boy, so that yeah arrow, um

[04:54:57] Arrow just something about opening cases not on my account just makes you want to like

[04:55:01] Just kind of sit in the cup chair. You know what I'm saying like I need to be ripping the fucking shit

[04:55:09] Hmm the thing is

[04:55:12] 200

[04:55:13] How many cases that really gonna get us because you like to hang out you're right though. Um, that's gonna get us

[04:55:20] 20 no, we need more fuck

[04:55:23] Yeah, chroma 20 chroma is 120 20. Yeah, 45

[04:55:28] shy, sir

[04:55:30] Yeah, it's like literally to 20 to get 40 cases to 30

[04:55:35] Do one more bullet of a hundred?

[04:55:37] Now we should be good.

[04:55:41] Get the keys first.

[04:55:45] What? How does everything okay?

[04:55:49] What? You're currently unable to use the community

[04:55:53] market. What?

[04:55:57] Wait, what?

[04:56:01] Can I show this? Yeah.

[04:56:05] Wait accepted a digital gift card from a friend

[04:56:09] If nothing occurs on your account you'll be able to use

[04:56:14] That's three days

[04:56:18] Wait, wait in my bed if I'm bit well

[04:56:25] No, I'm good

[04:56:28] What I lost my mind

[04:56:30] I need to get on the phone with Steam support right now.

[04:56:32] I need to get on the phone with Steam support right now.

[04:56:34] Bro, I need to get on the phone with Steam support right now.

[04:56:37] Brother, what?

[04:56:39] Cash, since when does gift cards ban your account?

[04:56:44] That's...

[04:56:51] Why would I get banned for getting a gift?

[04:56:56] Bro, we should have just waited.

[04:56:58] case you got hacked. No, we should have waited. No, I can't wait three days. Three days. Are

[04:57:18] you actually know? Oh, what's happening? We checked Twitter. We could do some trade ups.

[04:57:25] We have a lot to go through, we could burn some time and do trade-ups.

[04:57:30] What?

[04:57:31] How about, we got a three-day ban, bro?

[04:57:36] Or I can do trade-ups on my account, you can watch in your cook chair.

[04:57:42] No.

[04:57:43] Look, bro, is there a way to get this reversed?

[04:57:47] Can I get this reversed?

[04:57:48] Can I tag Steam on Twitter?

[04:57:50] Wait, they actually reply on Twitter.

[04:57:54] Hey at steam support. Yeah, I need help. I think it's at that steam support or it's just at steam

[04:58:04] Actually, you get it right. Is it at steam or at steam support? What is it? Let me look let me look

[04:58:14] So at steam at steam

[04:58:16] game. Hey, steam, I need help. Got anyone else. I look like such a fucking anyone else.

[04:58:24] We should out on the tweet. Somebody replied, fuck you. Okay, Gaben, Gaben, maybe Gaben's

[04:58:34] watching at gaben what's gaben's twitter what's gaben's twitter pick it just his name gaben

[04:58:54] bro he hasn't used twitter since 2024 bro he's on a yacht right now

[04:58:58] now fucking hell. Why do they make it so hard to give them money? Bro, what the fuck at valve?

[04:59:11] Yeah, that is that is right. Tag valve to I look like such a fucking degenerate right

[04:59:17] now at valve at valve software yes bro oh my god as well as I counter strike at

[04:59:32] counter strike that one's it's the game it's the game we play I know you're

[04:59:37] looking desperate but bro we have we at counter strike at counters yep at counter

[04:59:43] I should just be counting strike I look like a loser, bro.

[04:59:50] Bro.

[04:59:51] Can anyone else bro arrows right they banned me because I announced a battle tournament

[04:59:58] yep arrows literally right kick rock kick kick rocks pal pro I got paned.

[05:00:13] Bro, how long does it take for them to reply?

[05:00:16] Bro, three days? This is the AIDS!

[05:00:19] No, sure, we can get a lift. We can get a lift. Just chill. Just chill.

[05:00:22] I haven't got a message from anybody, bro. I'm like spam checking.

[05:00:25] I'm like spam checking.

[05:00:27] You are degenerate, bro. No, no, no, this guy.

[05:00:32] Bro, he's spam refreshing.

[05:00:35] I

[05:00:41] Bro

[05:00:43] Bro the only people here who have ever DMed me is fucking counter strike valve has not said shit to me

[05:00:49] Steam has not said shit. Bro. The more people the merrier, you know what I'm saying

[05:00:57] This is a crisis right now we need

[05:01:00] Bro, I can't do a three-day ban. I

[05:01:02] Maybe a day maybe 24 hours. Oh my god. Okay. This is bad. This is bad

[05:01:08] What do you think you can't do a three-day ban? What do you think you can't I can't I can't go three

[05:01:14] Bro, I was we could have waited five minutes and said we're bad for three days

[05:01:21] Well, yeah, that's because

[05:01:24] We're degenerates, bro

[05:01:25] We wouldn't we tried to work around it and it got us caught up

[05:01:29] But it's fine counter strikes gonna help us brother gonna see the tweet

[05:01:32] They're gonna help us out, and maybe, maybe they give us some cases.

[05:01:36] Heh. My chat's DMing me. Go fuck yourself.

[05:01:39] Hey, Jackass.

[05:01:41] I hope you never get unbanned.

[05:01:44] Bro, how do I get banned? Are you kidding me?

[05:01:48] No way. That bans us for three days, bro.

[05:01:54] But, not us, but you.

[05:01:55] Shit, son.

[05:01:57] Oh my god.

[05:01:59] Oh my god, bro.

[05:02:01] I'm fucking done!

[05:02:03] Email gaben? Does that work?

[05:02:05] I'm not fucking emailing him!

[05:02:07] You gotta do anything, bro. Anything that gets us removed.

[05:02:11] Bro, nobody's responding! Valve, Steam!

[05:02:15] Somebody help!

[05:02:19] Three-day ban for a gift card?

[05:02:21] I'm gonna literally text Counter-Strike.

[05:02:23] What are they gonna do if it's a Steam thing?

[05:02:27] No, but they got connections. They have connections.

[05:02:30] Oh, God, shit.

[05:02:31] No, bro, steam owns me.

[05:02:33] Bro, steam owns me.

[05:02:35] Oh my God.

[05:02:37] Yo, no, this night took a turn for the worst.

[05:02:39] This night took a turn for the worst.

[05:02:40] I can't believe this actually happened.

[05:02:42] Bro, you're laughing?

[05:02:43] You're laughing, bro?

[05:02:45] Sorry, sorry.

[05:02:45] Yeah, sorry.

[05:02:47] Somebody in my chat is acting like he's valve.

[05:02:50] How can we help you?

[05:02:52] Bro, your account was made five seconds ago.

[05:03:00] somebody said 1-800 gambler could help

[05:03:03] yo bro shut the fuck up i'm not gambling bro

[05:03:08] well

[05:03:12] mr. B somebody please

[05:03:15] i can't do this right i can't do this

[05:03:19] three-day ban we could have waited five minutes we got a three-day ban oh my

[05:03:22] god oh my god oh my god oh my god

[05:03:24] we could have waited no no no like chat this is the dumbest fucking ban ever

[05:03:27] Javi could have waited five minutes. I'm never gonna lie bro. Say what lie?

[05:03:32] Cause speed he can help how is speed gonna help?

[05:03:36] Oh

[05:03:38] Play valhalla wait for three days. No, no, no, no three day band. Say what lie?

[05:03:48] He wrote three days. Oh my god, I didn't do nothing wrong

[05:03:52] Maybe one day could help one day the fuck is one day gonna do bro

[05:03:57] No, bro asshole.

[05:03:59] What the fuck?

[05:04:02] Shiesa, this is so bad.

[05:04:04] No, I can't believe this happened to me.

[05:04:06] Bro, three day ban speed calling you.

[05:04:09] Yeah, Fred, get out of my DMs.

[05:04:14] You're going to get a gold trust.

[05:04:15] Hey, I'm banned.

[05:04:17] Can someone in the chat send a deal?

[05:04:20] Hello, we have seen your post.

[05:04:22] If you give us your scene user

[05:04:24] and your social security number, we can help.

[05:04:26] and guess what the name of the account is staying.

[05:04:28] It's steam, but the A's in front of the E.

[05:04:31] Chad, I wasn't born in a barn.

[05:04:37] It's only three days, only three days,

[05:04:40] three days without a single case.

[05:04:43] I'm going to.

[05:04:44] Amirzone, Amirzone, maybe he can help out.

[05:04:47] Do you know this?

[05:04:48] He's asleep, bro.

[05:04:49] No, no, he's on sleep.

[05:04:50] He's on sleep, bro.

[05:04:51] He's on this whole.

[05:04:51] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[05:04:54] no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[05:04:56] Fuck.

[05:04:59] One doesn't know us, dude.

[05:05:02] He doesn't know us, bro.

[05:05:04] And my dad's just going to sit there.

[05:05:06] Yes, bro. We can't do anything.

[05:05:08] I. Oh, Steve, you do somebody's.

[05:05:13] What did I do?

[05:05:14] What did I do?

[05:05:15] You said, oh, give God, give God.

[05:05:19] It's only five minutes.

[05:05:21] Now we're bad for seven hours.

[05:05:26] I actually want to die. Maybe we can buy keys. Oh wait, no, probably can't do that. Yeah,

[05:05:38] we can't we can't buy keys. I'm already trying. I'm so banned. I'm so banned. No, I'm so banned.

[05:05:45] Three days. I can't go three days. I can't I can't do that. I can't go three days. We're

[05:05:53] thing call steam call the number bro steam number steam number okay okay what's

[05:05:59] the number no it's a number what's the number I don't know if they have a

[05:06:03] support number actually I think they're trolling steam number support yeah

[05:06:12] bro I'm not doing this automated text robot shit

[05:06:17] I

[05:06:21] Said it's one one eight hundred gaban one eight hundred gaban

[05:06:28] That's not a real fucking number, but I wasn't born in a barn

[05:06:36] Shysa

[05:06:38] This is actually so bad. This is literally really bad

[05:06:43] three band

[05:06:44] three day with no source of contact

[05:06:47] You got to text me at least text me please at least tell me you can't help.

[05:06:54] Don't just leave me on red.

[05:06:56] Wait, they left you on food.

[05:06:59] No, no, like just used to women leaving me on red.

[05:07:05] Bro, I don't know what to do guys.

[05:07:07] I don't know what to do.

[05:07:09] I saw this is bad.

[05:07:12] What do I do?

[05:07:13] What do I do?

[05:07:14] Call 911.

[05:07:15] That's not going to help.

[05:07:17] What is 9-1-1 gonna do making all account

[05:07:24] My half to

[05:07:27] This jinxie listen if you get stuff on that account that account you can always trade it to your main account

[05:07:35] It's not stuck on that mate account forever, you know what I'm saying so

[05:07:41] Yeah, but if I make it to account over to the open cases tonight, am I the only good because fight I

[05:07:45] I

[05:07:47] So

[05:07:49] Others limits on new accounts member fuck. Yes, bro. Remember we already went through this shit

[05:07:55] There's only one way out of this

[05:07:58] What was that steam support bro, that's the only way

[05:08:03] Hey, sir. Oh my god. This is actually happening. This is actually real life. Wow. I can get someone hold on

[05:08:11] Maybe somebody added me on Twitter. Maybe nope

[05:08:15] I

[05:08:18] Somebody help someone in the chat help bro

[05:08:22] Somebody help I'm not emailing you

[05:08:27] Somebody help me please

[05:08:36] Things you just play the game you don't understand I played I played the game for two hours

[05:08:42] Flowers with the sole purpose of getting good case lock because Gavin would reward me and then guess what I got

[05:08:53] Just wait you filthy at it. Yeah, bro, let me wait three days, bro

[05:08:57] Let me wait three days, man. Let me wait three days. You're so right, bro. Hey, bro. You're so fucking right, bro

[05:09:02] Let me wait three fucking days, bro

[05:09:05] Not bad. It's not the worst thing in the world. Hey, Jinxie. I'm back. Did you miss me? Yes? Yes

[05:09:10] Who typed that looks like what do you mean? Hi guys, what do you mean? It's not the worst thing in the world

[05:09:16] Just give me a second

[05:09:24] Let's read this guy's Twitter comment bro is so addicted to opening cases. He tried to bypass the market rules and got caught

[05:09:31] Getting a gift card is bypassing the market rules. What a mood of type what a mood of type what a mood of type

[05:09:36] Jinx he gave and just texted me. He said keep that sperm head banned. Okay?

[05:09:41] Uh, Mura, you have the longest nose in Canada.

[05:09:48] Oh, this is bad.

[05:09:50] No, I didn't realize how bad this is.

[05:09:53] I was trying to mouth. Nobody.

[05:09:56] We really screwed the pooch on this one. We really screwed it.

[05:10:00] I don't know what to do with myself.

[05:10:02] I don't know what to do with myself.

[05:10:04] What am I going to do in three days?

[05:10:06] It's OK.

[05:10:07] We can, you want to maybe go on an e-pal date or something

[05:10:12] for a day?

[05:10:16] OK, so good though.

[05:10:17] I'm probably, we got.

[05:10:20] You want me to go on an e-pal date for the next hour?

[05:10:24] I don't know what to do with myself.

[05:10:26] I don't know what to do with myself.

[05:10:28] for the next hour.

[05:10:31] I mean, what would cheer you up?

[05:10:39] Maybe we play a game of swift play in Valorant and then

[05:10:42] see if Steve texted us.

[05:10:45] It's not a bad shout.

[05:10:46] I've mind it's not a bad shot at all.

[05:10:49] It's not a bad shot.

[05:10:50] You got to stay logged in on this, by the way.

[05:10:52] Oh my God.

[05:10:54] Everything was a beat for a second.

[05:10:56] PC is overwhelming everything just a leak

[05:10:59] No, I don't know sorry

[05:11:02] Sorry, sorry, I know I know

[05:11:06] Yeah, yeah

[05:11:09] Bro, I'm being on three. No, I'm actually gonna end myself in GTA three days. Hi boys

[05:11:15] Are you gonna tweak like are you gonna tweak like the emo you're gonna tweak

[05:11:20] Bro stop enticing chat, bro. You're enticing them bro. You're taking advantage of them

[05:11:26] like the tweaking mode.

[05:11:28] Alright bro, we're just gonna play one game of Swift Play

[05:11:32] and then what's gonna happen is we're gonna get a message from Steam.

[05:11:37] I saw it, Jinxy, I saw it.

[05:11:39] Chysta.

[05:11:40] What? What? Saw what?

[05:11:42] Nothing, nothing. Oh I can't, Andy doesn't anymore.

[05:11:45] Great bro, great, great.

[05:11:47] Fuck.

[05:11:48] Fuck it.

[05:11:50] Chysta.

[05:11:52] Counter-Strike, can y'all please text me please?

[05:11:54] I'm like your most loyal customer, please, Valve, please, steam somebody, oh my god!

[05:12:02] Luckily, I'll be good to go in the morning.

[05:12:04] I give you 15 grand in two weeks and that's how you train me!

[05:12:08] I get banned for nothing!

[05:12:17] I think this happened to me yesterday, give it a few minutes and reset your game and try again.

[05:12:22] why are you laughing hi guys what if he's right bro yeah maybe he's right so

[05:12:29] how do we reset steam we just close it like how do we reason it's not a game

[05:12:34] you're right you're so right bro you're so correct

[05:12:42] one game of out of it we're saying 1 800 gambler use hi-vice account hey I

[05:12:46] I wouldn't mind that jakes you want to use my account yeah, bro

[05:12:55] Jaisa where's my

[05:12:59] One game of swift play and then we're gonna see a steam tax to us

[05:13:03] Okay, please steam please steam. I need this

[05:13:07] Please steam I need this what if what if this game is just like a sausage fest

[05:13:12] That's not what happens on VAL.

[05:13:16] Watch. Ready?

[05:13:18] You don't know my luck with E-Huzz.

[05:13:20] Bro, just watch. Listen to me. Watch my wrist.

[05:13:23] Watch my wrist. Watch my wrist. Watch my wrist.

[05:13:25] Let me learn. Let me learn.

[05:13:26] Hey, if any of you ladies want a Vandal to slim me now.

[05:13:31] I don't even think you're talking in the game.

[05:13:34] Oh, it's me. I was on CSUNK.

[05:13:37] Hey, if any of you ladies need a Vandal, just let me know.

[05:13:40] Oh

[05:13:42] Yeah, I'll take a lot take one

[05:13:47] No, um Jesus

[05:13:52] Chai sir, bro what came my better at my better at yes, wow, I don't know

[05:13:57] Brad to aces on Val and I have no ace on CS high-fives, but I was kind of telling shit today on yes

[05:14:02] You are you were you were doing shit? I was shooting shit

[05:14:05] No, I don't know if that's what you're talking about.

[05:14:12] You know, I'm a, you know, I'm a tap fire merchant, so maybe they'll, maybe they'll

[05:14:20] call David.

[05:14:21] Yo bro, I don't have contact with David.

[05:14:23] He's like a trillionaire.

[05:14:24] David doesn't know I exist.

[05:14:27] Right, sir.

[05:14:29] Hey, uh, Sage, um, if you need any vandals, just let me know.

[05:14:35] Yeah, I think it's bad news you're talking to a water and you can't talk to me in this screen

[05:14:43] Yo, Sage if you need any

[05:14:46] If you need any vandals to meet it up

[05:14:56] I said

[05:15:02] Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm here for I'm kind of I have my no cut out right now

[05:15:05] What are you gonna do like what are you gonna teach me?

[05:15:08] Uh, chat. Just chat aura. Anything else you wanna learn?

[05:15:13] No.

[05:15:16] Okay, let's see the skins. Let's see the skins.

[05:15:20] What? This is a sausage crest.

[05:15:23] See bro, you said it's on CS, not Val. Not you said some Val.

[05:15:28] There you go.

[05:15:31] My sense goes fast. I don't know why it goes faster.

[05:15:34] I myself

[05:15:58] Oh, I only got two I thought I killed three I don't know why

[05:16:04] I feel free now

[05:16:08] Wait, is this is this a flop lobby? You're real person talk

[05:16:13] Yo, it's keeging. Oh my god one person. I'm at you. Oh, no

[05:16:21] Okay, it's a robot

[05:16:25] How is Jinxie top-bragging I don't know Phoenix maybe because of the 2023 camera beer

[05:16:29] Is it PvE like are you are you playing box? It could just be

[05:16:35] I'm not playing fucking box. All right. Just like it kills doesn't mean I'm playing

[05:16:40] Oh no, oh no, oh no, I thought I had a gun.

[05:16:58] There's a tour of the map? I mean, Jesus.

[05:17:00] Let me hear it, come to the top.

[05:17:04] There's my squad.

[05:17:06] How do you get shit on like that?

[05:17:16] Wait, there's no head!

[05:17:26] No head!

[05:17:28] No head!

[05:17:30] I'm not ahead of Hyped mind!

[05:17:34] You didn't hit her in the head, so if you look at the graph on the right side, there's like a body.

[05:17:39] There's like a body, yeah. See it?

[05:17:42] On the left side you hit him in the head, but...

[05:17:46] Trade vandals, is this Phoenix trying to raise me?

[05:17:50] You're Phoenix, are you trying to raise me, bro?

[05:17:54] No.

[05:17:56] This one's for the found back home.

[05:17:58] This one's for the found back home.

[05:18:08] God damn.

[05:18:09] Bro, you see how swinging I get? I'm so swingy. I'm so swingy.

[05:18:12] I like it. I like it.

[05:18:15] I like how angry you are, but you gotta hit the shots.

[05:18:18] Like, I don't know what's going on.

[05:18:20] Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

[05:18:22] I know I gotta hit the shots.

[05:18:24] Slime to miss

[05:18:26] It kind of looks like it kind of looks like it right now

[05:18:28] He skipped bazooka

[05:18:30] Nice, uh

[05:18:31] Valvres ponded say you swear to god Valvres ponded

[05:18:33] What?

[05:18:34] Last round in the half

[05:18:35] What do you mean Valvres ponded?

[05:18:37] Say you swear to god Valvres ponded

[05:18:39] Say you swear to god Valvres ponded

[05:18:45] Bro, I'm gonna use my vanthal bro like dang bro

[05:18:50] You already gave it to you last time why do you want it again?

[05:19:24] This guy I don't see valve, but this guy said help him in like an hour. I'm at work right now

[05:19:42] Yeah

[05:19:54] respond in the chat line for no reason. Yeah, no. Valve didn't respond, Counter-Strike didn't respond,

[05:20:01] Theme didn't respond. Sounds like chat. Sounds like chat.

[05:20:07] This guy said, Jinxie, I found a solution, but didn't put the solution.

[05:20:12] Hey, stop dinking, so he's just typing nothing. Got it.

[05:20:24] I

[05:20:28] Think

[05:20:35] Last player standing spike down a

[05:20:47] Jesus Christ

[05:20:48] Yo team, team, team, I don't think we should type GG, I don't think we should type GG, I don't think we should type GG, it wasn't a good game!

[05:20:58] Let's see if that was spotted.

[05:21:00] Oh my god, I actually got launched. 13 average combat score, 23 yet, okay.

[05:21:09] You're just a really good player.

[05:21:12] Let me check my DMs, let's see if Steam was spotted. Steam please?

[05:21:16] Nope. Counter strike? Nope. Valve?

[05:21:23] Oh my god!

[05:21:27] Steam no response. Valve no response. Counter strike no response. Steam support? Nothing.

[05:21:33] Do you think we're boned? Huh? You think we're boned? Like, are we fucked?

[05:21:40] Yeah, we're boned, bro. Three days of no cases. I'm-

[05:21:44] All because of you. You couldn't wait five minutes.

[05:21:48] Match found. Oh yeah.

[05:21:50] My bad genius.

[05:21:52] Let me just give him a gift card.

[05:22:01] Wade.

[05:22:03] Check in the house.

[05:22:04] Huh? Oh yeah.

[05:22:06] Yo, if any of you guys need a vandal, just let me know, ladies.

[05:22:12] Oh my God, thank you.

[05:22:13] I got this. What a generous card.

[05:22:19] I've never felt so spoiled.

[05:22:22] Yeah, it's uh...

[05:22:23] See how bad it's like, you see, like, this one's over.

[05:22:25] Yeah, um, my average combat score is like 400, so out of a lot of battles.

[05:22:31] Denver.

[05:22:33] Are you John Valorant?

[05:22:34] Huh?

[05:22:36] Are you John Valorant?

[05:22:37] Yes, yes.

[05:22:39] Who is John Valorant?

[05:22:40] That's what I mean, though.

[05:22:41] Oh, uh, Chad, who is John Valorant?

[05:22:43] I can't believe you're actually in the game with us.

[05:22:46] Who is that?

[05:22:47] John Pork?

[05:22:49] JP?

[05:22:52] Wait, is that Sage?

[05:22:53] Who's the girl?

[05:22:54] Who's the girl?

[05:22:59] I think there's Chill.

[05:23:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:23:05] Wait, let's check levels.

[05:23:06] I can't see levels.

[05:23:07] One, two, three.

[05:23:08] Trisa.

[05:23:08] Your John Valorant? Yeah, but who is John Valorant?

[05:23:13] Jack, who is John Valorant? That's what I'm gonna say.

[05:23:16] Who is that? Val responded. Stop timing that! You're a fucking loser!

[05:23:21] It's good for you.

[05:23:21] No, they didn't!

[05:23:25] Gotta get away.

[05:23:28] We always win these, I promise.

[05:23:30] Wait, they said you have to install Matter Daddy.

[05:23:33] Fuck.

[05:23:34] Yo hi, guys. I'm not like 4 years old!

[05:23:38] I'm not gonna fall for that!

[05:23:42] Nice, uh

[05:23:47] What does this do again? Oh, yeah, that's the blast. What is this thing? This heals I think

[05:23:58] Neymar Colin yeah, bro, I'm not like that dumb chat

[05:24:08] Watch your eyes!

[05:24:16] No charges left!

[05:24:18] I'm dead!

[05:24:19] I'm dead!

[05:24:22] BAAAAAAA!

[05:24:24] Hey, DC, no more flashes for you, bro. I need you to unbind it.

[05:24:28] You can flash yourself and your teammates more than the enemies.

[05:24:31] I'm not unbinding you guys!

[05:24:32] My god!

[05:24:34] I got you all in place.

[05:24:35] Like siege, in siege the flash banks, in siege the flash banks, and out of the flash grows

[05:24:42] leaves, in flies.

[05:24:44] Sorry guys.

[05:24:45] Alright, it's okay, great try, great try.

[05:24:48] We fight once again.

[05:24:52] Thanks for defeating us.

[05:24:54] Wait, so we have to fight?

[05:24:56] I mean, Shaisa, make a move.

[05:24:58] Yo guys, we're out.

[05:24:59] Rush plant C, five men, five men C.

[05:25:01] Love that.

[05:25:02] We're singing.

[05:25:03] Are you guys down?

[05:25:04] I'm down, we got this.

[05:25:08] I don't think I need to possibly go wrong with this plan, it's up to me.

[05:25:11] I must stop there.

[05:25:12] Yeah, exactly. Nothing's gonna go wrong because I'm John Valorant.

[05:25:17] Still the last one again?

[05:25:19] I'm John Valorant.

[05:25:21] That's okay.

[05:25:24] You're both in blasts. I mean, god damn, bro.

[05:25:28] I'm really sorry.

[05:25:30] Blanter the bomba.

[05:25:31] Blanter the bomba.

[05:25:32] Oh my god, I'm up the stairs, you understand?

[05:25:34] I got it!

[05:25:39] They're gonna shoot it down, watch the game sense, watch the game sense.

[05:25:42] Watch the game sense, they're gonna shoot it down.

[05:25:45] I'm just so much better than you, get off my board please.

[05:25:51] Sage, uh, uh, uh, on the wall, sage on the wall, on the wall.

[05:25:58] Last player standing.

[05:26:00] me home please tell me there's no way they have time I had close one for you

[05:26:15] what the fuck

[05:26:21] yo I mean Chad dress like well like what about your cheating I don't think

[05:26:27] cheating we just suck

[05:26:37] Yo, you're welcome guys. Hear me out. They're like there's no way they rush see again

[05:26:42] And then we rush see again because it worked. It worked. It worked. I think it was

[05:26:47] What is that? I think a we were

[05:26:52] Sova love it love it great game sounds. All right guys come on

[05:26:54] I die and receive multiple flowers

[05:26:59] See I told you now we go see

[05:27:02] I did not like it

[05:27:04] Manga what the fuck

[05:27:06] Okay I'm done IG I'll ring up all of you

[05:27:09] Last round before the switch

[05:27:11] Alright so we go see again

[05:27:13] Wait, should we burn all of it?

[05:27:16] You're right

[05:27:17] We go see again

[05:27:19] No no no yeah

[05:27:21] Sova you're right

[05:27:22] right we got guys I'm gonna clone first okay so nobody got out long first off

[05:27:28] long are you guys fucking with the vision like Alclone and then you guys

[05:27:36] That's all right.

[05:27:37] Fight back!

[05:27:38] Elite thousand hours.

[05:27:41] Holy job, Valorant.

[05:27:42] Come up with us.

[05:27:45] What happened to the clone, Valorant?

[05:27:48] This guy dropped.

[05:27:49] Hello.

[05:27:52] What is that?

[05:27:56] No, he didn't.

[05:27:57] This guy dropped.

[05:27:59] We loaded.

[05:28:03] He kills!

[05:28:06] I'm just playing with you. I hit her 80.

[05:28:21] One more fall, one claw, stop there.

[05:28:25] Last player saving.

[05:28:27] So I smoke bang, you smoke me up. Can Reyna see through that?

[05:28:30] What's that? Can Reyna see through the smoker now?

[05:28:32] Phoenix, you have a riot buddy because you're Jon Valorant.

[05:28:35] It's a show.

[05:28:36] Yes.

[05:28:37] We buy my entire trap saying I'm banned.

[05:28:39] My entire trap saying I'm banned.

[05:28:41] My entire trap saying I'm banned.

[05:28:43] My entire trap saying I'm banned.

[05:28:45] I'm not even kidding.

[05:28:46] Alright, we wish to see.

[05:28:47] Oh man!

[05:28:48] No way.

[05:28:48] Let's go!

[05:28:49] I got things to do.

[05:28:54] I'm literally still banned!

[05:28:56] Like, what are you gonna-

[05:28:56] I don't need shit.

[05:28:58] I didn't get a suit.

[05:28:58] What are you guys saying?

[05:29:01] I don't know my screens doing that thing again.

[05:29:05] You're all just laughing at you now.

[05:29:12] No charges left.

[05:29:15] Yes.

[05:29:16] But, Jinxy, maybe it's a sign.

[05:29:17] Maybe you needed three days away from Jesus.

[05:29:21] Ah, brother.

[05:29:23] Hi, guys.

[05:29:25] Take that idea and shove it up your ass, bro.

[05:29:30] Oh, I didn't know you could pop out of that corner.

[05:29:43] I mean, a lot of the deaths are just not up to it.

[05:29:50] The good news is you flash yourself again, that's the good news.

[05:29:59] Got an inside, got an inside.

[05:30:01] Fine planted.

[05:30:03] Bara. To be chipped.

[05:30:06] Fast player standing.

[05:30:16] How do you move that fast, Jack?

[05:30:18] How do you move that fast?

[05:30:20] One enemy remaining.

[05:30:24] How do you move that fast?

[05:30:27] Twitter they respond what

[05:30:42] That's yet to go yet that's yet to go amazing

[05:30:44] guys i'm not on band bro i'm not falling for that shit man seriously

[05:30:57] Oh, Gabe in front to call you bro answer

[05:31:06] I will hold up the sights.

[05:31:10] Gabe, it's not calling.

[05:31:11] Alright, watch the play, John.

[05:31:16] Watch your eyes!

[05:31:26] Jaisa!

[05:31:29] They're like two more A, I think.

[05:31:32] They're like two on my body.

[05:31:45] One of five ran at one fifteen.

[05:31:46] Last player standing.

[05:31:48] One down.

[05:31:52] Oh, they're ran at thirteen and three, I see the problem.

[05:32:02] rain is 13 and 3 I mean what are we supposed to do let me check let me check

[05:32:05] Twitter let me check Twitter let me check Twitter let me check Twitter let me

[05:32:09] check Twitter still nothing I mean come on Steve I need this this jet's actually

[05:32:17] dialed one I just had nothing please steam please steam we leave this oh my

[05:32:36] my godness

[05:32:47] look bro at the end of the day bro it is what it is we'll probably get on bed tomorrow right?

[05:32:51] let me go pee let me go pee let me go pee let me go pee let me go pee

[05:33:06] Who's going to tell him?

[05:33:29] Okay, so he already saw this.

[05:33:32] Let's go 500 tweet that people need to go outside.

[05:33:45] I can't do anything. I can't. I can't.

[05:33:47] Valorant doesn't allow me.

[05:33:50] It banned me.

[05:34:02] I

[05:34:17] Know how do you think that's going on?

[05:34:22] Um, yeah, there's it there's a big chance how big how big pause

[05:34:28] I

[05:34:30] Your family's movie can't do trade-ups. Can we there's no way we can do a gold trade-up

[05:34:35] Wait check the shopper quick. Have you checked the shop?

[05:34:40] It's the same thing nice, uh

[05:34:46] Which we can't do trade-ups right there's no there's no way we could do trade-ups definitely do trade-ups

[05:34:51] That's what I said

[05:34:52] No gold traded ups not fucking blue town. Well, we can trade blues to gold

[05:35:00] You actually trade blues to golds you swear to God

[05:35:04] Yeah, bro. You've unboxed 80%

[05:35:07] Blues within what like you actually did we could trade our blues to a gold

[05:35:13] Yes

[05:35:16] Okay, I believe when I see it

[05:35:18] You have over 1000 blues you realize that right wait for 1000 how many goals is that

[05:35:30] Chaser is that two goals you need 500

[05:35:38] What you need five care you need 5000 blues for a gold

[05:35:43] you guys are trolling. No way. Let's ask Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard!

[05:35:58] I don't have any for serious.

[05:36:01] Cha! End hand!

[05:36:07] Bernard! How many goals do you need or how many blues do you need to trade up to a gold in CS?

[05:36:14] Mind you, I have like some pinks, some purples, and I think like one red maybe.

[05:36:19] It's CSGO or CS2, the trade-up system is based on rarity tiers.

[05:36:24] To trade up, you need 10 items and the same rarity.

[05:36:27] Yeah, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, I know.

[05:36:30] How many blues do I need to get a gold?

[05:36:32] Oh right, straight to it.

[05:36:34] To go from blues all the way to gold, you need a chain of trade-ups.

[05:36:38] Each step up requires 10 items at the same tier.

[05:36:41] So you need 10 blues to get one purple, and 10-

[05:36:44] Oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god.

[05:36:46] Bernard, I know how the trade-ups work.

[05:36:48] How many blues would I need on paper if I wanted to flip into a gold?

[05:36:51] Are you fucking dumb or stupid, bro?

[05:37:01] I KNOW!

[05:37:03] I KNOW!

[05:37:05] I KNOW!

[05:37:07] How many blues?

[05:37:11] Go in the mouth.

[05:37:48] well I don't know but I don't know if I can I don't know yeah

[05:38:48] play all of them

[05:38:55] yeah I already did I already did

[05:38:58] last player standing

[05:39:01] okay yeah do you know it for now

[05:39:03] funding funding

[05:39:06] nice

[05:39:07] and here

[05:39:12] Waste that rain of guys

[05:39:21] Never won the one in case so in every game in like

[05:39:28] You guys got mics

[05:39:30] No

[05:39:32] No

[05:39:34] No

[05:39:35] What's happening?

[05:39:37] Who's saying no, it's not what's happening again. I got a mind, bro

[05:39:44] The character yeah

[05:39:50] Well bang that okay, I don't know you could die for

[05:40:30] I have the spike, but that's my handle. Hey, that's my handle

[05:40:45] What

[05:40:54] Astra we're going to look very stupid

[05:40:56] nothing quick. Yo oh my god my chrome is so bad!

[05:41:08] did you get more money in swift play because of sword arounds? I feel like you do. You have to.

[05:41:18] I die every time I go mad a bit. You gotta try shit.

[05:41:26] I hate that character, I hate that character.

[05:41:39] See, Bill, you wouldn't die like that in CS.

[05:41:44] So what about a headshot?

[05:41:47] It's you and me.

[05:41:52] Every game I play, there's always some type of shield shit, man.

[05:41:57] Fucking AISO. What a cringy character.

[05:42:00] Wait, so she can be Calibri?

[05:42:01] I can't kill me!

[05:42:02] She wants to move on the map? Is that real?

[05:42:05] That seems broken, no?

[05:42:08] She had to slide her head in the map, you know?

[05:42:09] And then, for the second time, she's been aiming.

[05:42:15] Pulling them in!

[05:42:20] I'm passing him.

[05:42:21] Diffusing diffusing diffusing diffusing

[05:42:31] So

[05:42:33] It's not good to miss out to them in the abuse. Let's go back. What is the sound you different story?

[05:42:41] What's the sound you know

[05:42:44] There isn't

[05:42:46] There is not okay. Yo, how many times I got a click pattern for fucking work. Oh my god. Oh my god

[05:42:54] Chrome needs to fix their shit. Chrome is okay. GG. Can't play the game

[05:42:59] No, no, no, Jeezy click it and then don't move anything. Yeah, I've done that. It just does that. Oh, no

[05:43:06] Nice after the 11th try

[05:43:08] No, I think it's just the initialization.

[05:43:23] kind of OP for baiting

[05:43:28] no charges left

[05:43:31] spikes planted

[05:43:35] no charges left

[05:43:42] what?

[05:43:43] I don't know, there's a hole there

[05:43:45] decoy

[05:43:47] decoy

[05:43:49] authentic

[05:43:51] reloading

[05:43:52] One enemy remaining.

[05:43:58] Nice guy!

[05:44:00] Should I look last second trick shot? Watch this.

[05:44:03] Should I look last second trick shot? Watch this.

[05:44:05] See now I don't die. Ora, ora, ora.

[05:44:10] What?

[05:44:12] Oh yeah, there is like a two second window. It doesn't really matter, I don't even have any of that.

[05:44:17] Oh, can that end up mattering? Wow.

[05:44:19] Oh, this is like a two second window. Okay, okay, okay.

[05:44:30] Got him, got him, got him.

[05:44:37] Butchak, can I dash on this? Bro, this won't work. This won't 100% work. Watch this, watch this, watch this.

[05:44:42] Oh

[05:44:58] That is their spawn

[05:45:12] In battles make it clear. I don't know if I'm a tagger than it

[05:45:15] What is this?

[05:45:17] What is this?

[05:45:19] Do you remember this?

[05:45:21] This is the smoke.

[05:45:23] What is this?

[05:45:25] Oh my god.

[05:45:27] This is nasty.

[05:45:29] This is nasty.

[05:45:31] This is nasty.

[05:45:37] Chat, wherever she clicks it spawns a smoke.

[05:45:39] Spike planted.

[05:45:41] Is that what it is?

[05:46:15] Wait, do we lose?

[05:46:16] Decoy.

[05:46:18] Nah, we won't.

[05:46:21] Kassah!

[05:46:22] Oh, we're depending.

[05:46:23] Cuts!

[05:46:25] See, I just never, I never know, I, I never know, I never know.

[05:46:27] I wish they made it more clear, if you were planting a family.

[05:46:31] Wind, show me where to go.

[05:46:33] Okay, routes have a defenso, it has a little text.

[05:46:35] Yeah.

[05:46:40] But I do wish they made it more clear, I'm not gonna lie.

[05:46:43] Oh, can we get unbanned?

[05:46:54] Watch this, have us.

[05:46:55] You want to see what's crazy about it?

[05:46:56] Do what you gotta do, Raina.

[05:46:57] Yup.

[05:47:09] Ah.

[05:47:10] You're too much of a smoker.

[05:47:13] I

[05:47:18] Down

[05:47:20] This is their spawn a couple

[05:47:29] Parkour

[05:47:43] I

[05:48:04] So it's

[05:48:05] 5,000 blues to get a gold not counting if you have any pinks any purples any reds

[05:48:13] Yes, we have a shitload of purples

[05:48:18] Some pinks how many pigs do we have we should check we should check

[05:48:23] Let's see. Let's see. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it right up

[05:48:28] Well, we can go we can even get a goal. Can we get a goal?

[05:48:33] Mmm, let's see. Let's see

[05:48:36] So is there a way I could see how many blues I have

[05:48:41] like in numbers

[05:48:43] That would be helpful. I'm gonna go get cheese. It's brown channel be back trading up trading up

[05:49:01] I said, okay, okay

[05:49:04] Let's just do quality. We have a lot of blues like look at this

[05:49:14] You just go really we have 500

[05:49:34] We have a lot of stat tracks though

[05:49:39] Shice, uh, maybe we can get it off the stat tracks

[05:49:46] How are we looking at this, how are we looking at this

[05:49:51] Looking good Jinx, looking good

[05:49:54] You wait, you actually, we can get a gold right now

[05:49:56] The thing is, we have a lot of stat track items that we haven't cashed in, you know

[05:50:00] You know we're not bro. We're not gonna sell 300 stat tracks

[05:50:06] There's no way we ever do that you use any of these

[05:50:16] Wait we might have enough for red what are you supposed to do with that track?

[05:50:23] Get kills yo, hey, hey, no, I'm out

[05:50:27] I

[05:50:30] Nice when you get it back. Are you supposed to sell?

[05:50:37] Shice um, I don't

[05:50:40] No, you're not really I mean the ads value like some people like it some people don't like it though. I

[05:50:45] Don't know what it's I mean, it's just tracking kills, bro

[05:50:49] No matter what at all

[05:50:52] How at all costs

[05:50:57] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you, bro.

[05:51:02] Gonna make some moves.

[05:51:04] I can't believe it.

[05:51:12] Let's see.

[05:51:16] Nice, uh...

[05:51:17] We can't even get a red.

[05:51:20] It's okay, it's okay.

[05:51:21] We haven't even traded up any of these, look at that.

[05:51:23] Yeah, we start burning through these blues.

[05:51:27] Let's do about tight.

[05:51:37] How about just close your eyes and just don't stop until we're out of blues.

[05:51:42] Let's start off with that.

[05:51:44] Okay.

[05:51:45] How long without cake?

[05:51:48] Uh, a little bit.

[05:51:51] Maybe we should put on some music or something.

[05:51:54] I mean how many stat track blues do we have?

[05:52:03] Bro, but what's the point of keeping them?

[05:52:06] We have an 800!

[05:52:08] I know, I was just looking.

[05:52:10] See, we have 100.

[05:52:12] We have 100 stat tracks?

[05:52:14] You know what's crazy?

[05:52:16] Yeah, you know what's crazy?

[05:52:18] That note type of fade, man!

[05:52:20] No!

[05:52:22] we had like a lot of blues now this is a lot of blues but we need 5,000 more

[05:52:29] yeah you gotta have more if we need 5,000 if we don't have any purples or

[05:52:37] any pinks like that though that's what it will we have we have them we have

[05:52:43] how many do we have? Eight?

[05:52:46] Uh, yeah, we, yeah, we, I mean, I don't even know, Jack, is it even possible for me to

[05:52:53] get a goal with my inventory?

[05:52:54] At the end of the day, this doesn't hurt because, oh, we, it needs to happen, we clear inventory.

[05:52:58] Yeah.

[05:52:59] This needed to happen, bro, regardless, like this, if we can't get a goal, I mean,

[05:53:03] we, we could, maybe we could, we'll see.

[05:53:05] Yes, also the storage unit that we have, we'll clear that out, chat, but let's

[05:53:08] do the inventory first.

[05:53:09] Oh my God, it's going order.

[05:53:10] I've got a restored unit. W chat. I've got a restored unit. Guys, maybe we could get a goal. Maybe.

[05:53:23] I can't trade him any items because they're locked for seven days.

[05:53:26] Yeah guys, I'm just gonna get like, permanent if we do that, so.

[05:53:31] Seems like the fun, police.

[05:53:33] You actually got banned for giving them money.

[05:53:41] That's actually crazy.

[05:53:42] Look at that.

[05:53:43] Bro and I would have hit a gold tonight too, I know it!

[05:53:48] Like the last time I hit a gold and I was talking to the gold it was like I was actually

[05:53:52] finding it running hot.

[05:53:53] Tonight would have been crazy, bro.

[05:53:57] You know what, early prediction, we're definitely going to be able to get a gold from this.

[05:54:00] We have so much fucking blues, so much purples.

[05:54:04] Yeah.

[05:54:05] Cause bro, we flip all these blues into purples, we flip all the purples into pigs, we flip

[05:54:09] all the pigs into reds, and what do you have?

[05:54:11] A goat, goat, goat, goat, goat.

[05:54:14] We need what?

[05:54:15] Five reds?

[05:54:16] Five reds?

[05:54:17] How many do we have right now?

[05:54:19] That is trade-off of wolves.

[05:54:20] Zero.

[05:54:21] Zero.

[05:54:22] I don't think, I don't think you have any.

[05:54:23] Yeah, not counting the five-a-dollar ones, we're not, we're not trading that out.

[05:54:26] No fucking way.

[05:54:30] So yeah, chat, we're gonna have to actually pull five reds out of our ass, or as One-A would say, rats, rats.

[05:54:36] We're gonna have to pull five reds out of our ass. I don't know if we could do it, but we have a lot of blues, a lot of purples.

[05:54:43] I'm like the purple magnet.

[05:54:46] How much do you think we have storage units? How much do you think we have storage units?

[05:54:50] Um, we have a lot in the storage unit. The storage unit probably has...

[05:54:55] I would say 400 plus items in it most of them are blue. That's really good. That's fucking great news

[05:55:07] So, I mean, I love this. This is progress. This is satisfying something about this is sad

[05:55:13] Something about this is really satisfying. I was just cleaning out

[05:55:20] Satisfying

[05:55:25] me this needed to be done yeah we would run out of space every unboxing so bro

[05:55:38] imagine if you could trade out five knives to like a like crazy knife what

[05:55:46] did you just say imagine there was a trade up and it was called go go go go go go

[05:55:52] and you put in five gold please don't give him ideas please is that a bad idea yeah please don't give him ideas

[05:56:12] shit idea what are you saying what are you saying

[05:56:16] That idea garbage awful perfect idea great idea unbanned. Yeah, bro. I'm unbanned. Let's see. Let's see

[05:56:30] Maybe we're on let's check

[05:56:35] Wait, I

[05:56:38] Said hey steam I need help and wait wouldn't show right here. What a child. Yo, what's up?

[05:56:44] it would show at the top wait you think we're unbanned wait a minute say you

[05:56:51] swear to God see you swear to God I'm gonna retract I'm gonna re-perfect

[05:56:55] I said why do that to me why why do that to me I find I thought we were unbanned

[05:57:04] I was happy too. Don't worry, bro. I need help. I need help.

[05:57:13] No. Chad, what do we think? I've never seen these

[05:57:21] purples before. We're all saying retweet. You need help. Yeah.

[05:57:26] No. Yeah. I need help. Chad. I need help. I need help.

[05:57:31] yeah guys I didn't know I didn't get my shit together you know what this band

[05:57:37] might be a good thing I'm not even kidding yeah I've been saying that I

[05:57:40] broke this fan could be and now there's no way bro three days

[05:57:46] three days fuck you mean there's no way how you talk maybe the band is a

[05:57:53] good thing it's a good thing games not gonna do shit

[05:58:02] I'm going I'm going I'm going as fast as I can look I'm already had a hundred

[05:58:06] hundred loose left what is the point of keeping a blue stat track can you

[05:58:10] please tell me what is the point I'm just cleaning out all the non-statracks

[05:58:14] because you cannot trade like look so statracks have their own trade pool

[05:58:20] you see that so like over here it's a totally different trade pool so change

[05:58:29] type change type somebody said change type the type is changed but like what

[05:58:35] quality quality because they get on a blouse

[05:58:41] wait I see a red in there we could get rid of I see a red go up what that

[05:58:46] Nightwish we can trade that up every day of a fucking week. Oh, yeah, this is a memory. We got this last night

[05:59:01] Have a change the game

[05:59:03] I wish Chad

[05:59:05] There we go

[05:59:13] Well, I'm give her all these shotguns is that

[05:59:17] That's our dad's a k-chat my dad's never gonna play CS go in a million years

[05:59:26] Buy from third party wait no no no can't can't seven day seven day whole seven day whole

[05:59:33] Highfives, fast, fast, fast, go, highfives, fast, go, go, go.

[05:59:42] Let's go, go, go, go, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast.

[05:59:46] We're under a hundred, we started at five hundred.

[05:59:49] My god, we're under a hundred blues?

[05:59:52] Yeah.

[05:59:53] Yeah.

[05:59:54] Yeah.

[05:59:55] Great fucking work, great work, highfives.

[05:59:57] That's the CitizenCap of the storage unit.

[05:59:59] El Todder.

[06:00:00] Chat, I'm not a don, I'm, I'm, I'm Monday night.

[06:00:02] Turn to my dad son. No, you are my son. You are my son

[06:00:12] Minimal we're minimal we're YG band guys high-fives gave me a gift

[06:00:23] That high-fives is false. I was trying to supply this guy that was itching like my bad

[06:00:29] I wasn't itching bro.

[06:00:31] Yes you were.

[06:00:33] Oh me, over my dead body.

[06:00:41] I don't know man, I don't know.

[06:00:44] It's feeling very gold tonight.

[06:00:46] Gold, gold, gold.

[06:00:48] Guys, because we worked our ass off.

[06:00:51] Because we cleaned out our closet.

[06:00:54] Because we got rid of every blue to our main.

[06:00:57] It's gold. You know it, bro. It's gonna be beautiful. It's gonna be the best trade up ever and all of our pubs gonna go in

[06:01:04] How about what should we buy the five night wish?

[06:01:07] Gamble equals work son

[06:01:10] Yo, boss of boggles get out of here, bro. I love you. You only type trochan

[06:01:17] But you only type trochan

[06:01:27] Bro, I wonder what kind of knives I'm gonna get tomorrow. Didn't you think I'm gonna get good knives tomorrow?

[06:01:38] Are we out of loose are we out of loose? No

[06:01:43] Yeah, we actually are out of blue now we go to the taters taters

[06:01:47] Okay, oh

[06:01:49] My god, I'm sorry

[06:01:51] We got one more stat track blue

[06:01:55] Statties you get that is I say yeah

[06:02:01] Okay

[06:02:03] That's that now let's go to the container container, please just be thousand please look at it

[06:02:12] Grab all of these every single one that I put in here

[06:02:16] Bro, we for sure are getting we can have a gold guys we for sure could have a gold

[06:02:22] Look at this. God. These are all cases. Isn't this insane to think about all of these things in front of us are individual cases. Oh

[06:02:32] That's deposit deposit deep

[06:02:35] Wait

[06:02:37] Wait us

[06:02:39] wait, oh

[06:02:42] Modern everybody in the chat

[06:02:44] Mod everybody into the chat. Oh fuck blue. Oh my god. No, no, no, we have a bullet out of our ass

[06:02:50] There's no way there's no way there's no way with the night. What's that?

[06:02:55] There's no way we can't get four fucking reds, bro

[06:03:00] Pull everything out. Just pull everything out

[06:03:03] Paul's

[06:03:09] Chat like the bro we can get it. Oh

[06:03:11] Oh

[06:03:14] It's like wait

[06:03:16] Oh my god

[06:03:19] Holy shit, how much is so long? Oh my god fucking three fucking three bro. Oh my holy sad inside

[06:03:27] Yeah, let's wipe me. Let's yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[06:03:30] Fucking four. I think this is hard. Yeah, I'm or you could clear for

[06:03:36] This is so efficient

[06:03:38] Yeah, this is so efficient holding maximum efficiency. I was I think it's the good. Uh, this is the good

[06:03:44] thing that switch was talking about

[06:03:48] Well, hey, that thing's going to do a trade off

[06:03:53] That's getting traded bro

[06:03:56] High-fives holding efficiency holding flow state where we're locked or not for fuck it five

[06:04:08] They're saying no, it's $300.

[06:04:11] We're not trading that up, it's $300, chat, dead ass.

[06:04:19] EBK with the 10 gifts and EBK, that's way over and stuffed me like a turkey.

[06:04:27] WD to chat.

[06:04:29] For that Kaleel 300? I didn't even put that.

[06:04:34] Kaleel 300?

[06:04:37] C.S. Sucks. Get banned.

[06:04:41] This game is fucking peak.

[06:04:48] Oh, only a pixel watching, Cap.

[06:04:52] Oh no, it's actually the worst time to watch. We're desperate right now.

[06:04:55] Yeah, all day. I'm on a 72 hour ban.

[06:04:57] He's not watching, bro.

[06:05:00] We're going through like the couch like cushions right now.

[06:05:06] This is bad.

[06:05:07] Game is peak bro doesn't even play.

[06:05:09] Oh, looks like we're out of idiot here.

[06:05:11] Hey bro, I was on the game for two hours today.

[06:05:16] Oh, we're done.

[06:05:18] 434 items.

[06:05:20] Now we gotta wait though.

[06:05:23] Nice, uh...

[06:05:24] What?

[06:05:25] Look at this. Elevated a music.

[06:05:28] Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

[06:05:38] How long is it going to take?

[06:05:40] Wait, so.

[06:05:41] Two hours.

[06:05:42] Chat unbiasedly, okay?

[06:05:43] Unbiased question.

[06:05:44] After looking at all of our pinks, we have one red, all of our purples, all of our blues.

[06:05:49] Do we have enough fodder to do with cold trade-up, yes or no?

[06:05:54] I'm seeing no's and I'm seeing yeses it looks like a majority no's we need 40

[06:06:06] pinks yeah we do my god he's right wow mother guy how the fuck would we know

[06:06:20] Okay, you need 4,000 blues.

[06:06:25] How many things do we have?

[06:06:28] We have a lot of pinks, but I don't know.

[06:06:31] Wait, I thought we had eight pinks.

[06:06:35] A lot in the sense that we don't have to like trade up for a bulk amount.

[06:06:41] How many?

[06:06:44] How many pigs do we have?

[06:06:45] Because we need 40.

[06:06:47] I think we have like maybe seven

[06:06:55] Seven pinks. Yeah

[06:07:04] That's an eight that's an eight so many 32 more pinks could we pull that out of thin air?

[06:07:12] 32 pinks

[06:07:14] Wait

[06:07:15] You see that what what you see down my screen, huh one key remaining

[06:07:23] What does that mean? What does that mean? I?

[06:07:26] Don't know. I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means

[06:07:28] That means it was a gold that we can unbox

[06:07:32] Do you see that?

[06:07:34] Look right here

[06:07:38] Gamma to case key and we already have the kid wait

[06:07:45] That's it. Wait, we don't have any gamutis.

[06:07:50] What? I'm not too chromatid.

[06:07:54] I don't have gamutis because I remember I tried to use that key.

[06:07:58] We should maybe keep that key forever. I'm not told.

[06:08:02] Oh my god.

[06:08:05] Yo bro, if you buy keys and then a case gets extinct,

[06:08:10] do the keys like skyrocket in value or something?

[06:08:13] No, I believe the keys are stationary.

[06:08:17] What about cases?

[06:08:19] Like, if a case goes out of rotation, yeah, it will skyrocket.

[06:08:24] Baths.

[06:08:26] Can you sell key or sell cases?

[06:08:30] Yeah.

[06:08:32] That's how you get them.

[06:08:34] Oh, but wait, what do you mean that's how you get them?

[06:08:38] Like, that's how you buy them. You buy from people that are selling.

[06:08:41] How do they spawn originally? You can't just spy on a thin air

[06:08:47] Is it from the free drops from CS?

[06:08:52] It's the ones that

[06:08:55] No, really think about what I'm saying. I know it's fonts these are the cases in rotation right now

[06:09:02] So let's just say this is the love case by them from other players. I understand

[06:09:06] How do the other players get them?

[06:09:08] Well, I'm explaining the whole process so you can buy right now from steam right now you can buy from steam

[06:09:14] There's actually two ways the free drop. Yes, you can get it from there

[06:09:17] But right now it's an infinite supply from steam right steam controls these as soon as these are gone

[06:09:26] Okay, okay, okay, but it's hang on my dumb ass though. So maybe I'm on no

[06:09:31] No, he's wrong wrong

[06:09:34] Yeah, baby

[06:09:35] Holy clueless raw. He's chatting shit

[06:09:40] No, I don't you are a dumb case. Oh, did you I tried?

[06:09:44] unfortunate

[06:09:47] So cases spawn in from weekly drops and then they get listed by players

[06:09:52] So child, where do the cases go like you know I'm saying like where did that go?

[06:09:58] You know I'm saying yes, okay?

[06:10:05] I'm surprised they can even keep up.

[06:10:08] Isn't that kind of crazy?

[06:10:10] Yeah.

[06:10:11] I mean, I guess we're giving millions of books

[06:10:14] for weekly drops.

[06:10:15] You have millions of cases in rotation.

[06:10:18] Yeah.

[06:10:20] So, Jack, another question.

[06:10:22] Every case I've ever opened was somebody else's weekly drop?

[06:10:33] What?

[06:10:34] What?

[06:10:35] Wait, that's actually so cool.

[06:10:37] I'm not even gonna lie.

[06:10:38] That is so cool.

[06:10:40] Every case I've ever opened in my life

[06:10:42] was someone's weekly job.

[06:10:45] Wait, so people could just make profit on this game

[06:10:47] by just signing in and then selling their boxes, right?

[06:10:49] Uh, bots.

[06:10:52] So people run bot farms that go into deathmatch

[06:10:55] and they don't do anything

[06:10:57] and they collect weekly drops off that

[06:11:00] and that's how they make their money.

[06:11:02] I've got to be somebody out there who's like I'm nearly in there from that but

[06:11:09] bro I just mean like not even bop farming let's say someone in chat they

[06:11:14] never but open a case because they know it's pointless and they just sell it

[06:11:19] every time they get a weekly job you just make money right from displaying CS

[06:11:25] Yeah, because they know it's points.

[06:11:30] Holy fuck.

[06:11:32] That makes perfect sense.

[06:11:38] You can actually just make like passive income from just not opening cases.

[06:11:42] As soon as you open the case it's gone.

[06:11:45] Or you can open it and get a gold.

[06:11:48] No, you're not gonna get a gold.

[06:11:50] That's the whole stretch.

[06:11:52] I'm like, I'm actually cooking. I'm actually cooking.

[06:11:55] Chat.

[06:11:56] As soon as you have a case, it has value because idiots like me are going to buy the case.

[06:12:05] Think they can get a gold.

[06:12:07] But as long as you just don't open the case, you'll actually make money and just sell it.

[06:12:12] So do you think there's people out there?

[06:12:14] Not talking about bop farms.

[06:12:16] Not talking about bop farms.

[06:12:18] Do you think there's people out there with like multiple accounts and they just run it?

[06:12:21] And then they get the case

[06:12:25] There's probably someone in the stream right now who has like 10 accounts and gets weekly drops every week and just sells

[06:12:32] And just has passive CS income because they don't open cases because they're not fucking stupid

[06:12:38] I said it's open the case you lose all value

[06:12:41] Me say y'all don't have 10 accounts brown

[06:12:46] caught

[06:12:48] Really, bro, that's like endless passive income as long as you just play on all your

[06:12:53] account.

[06:12:54] Oh my god.

[06:12:55] Bro, I'm not gonna lie, CS is like one of the only games like this, bro.

[06:13:01] You could actually just make money on the side as long as you don't open cases.

[06:13:07] I mean, bro, if you get a Troma 2, you're talking like $6 for free.

[06:13:12] I mean, literally, if you get a Troma 2 in your weekly drop.

[06:13:15] wait so do you only get one drop a week per account one weekly drop like one case

[06:13:19] a week per account or is it more it is called a weekly drop so it's only one a

[06:13:24] week yeah or or two I don't know what is it every Monday every Monday I think

[06:13:32] it's Wednesday then your resets Wednesday

[06:13:38] special yeah what do you mean special

[06:13:42] What do you mean Wednesday yeah or Tuesdays when they when they update

[06:13:54] no no Tuesday those two days probably so okay if you were to make let's say 10

[06:14:02] 10 CS accounts

[06:14:04] Drugs

[06:14:09] Bro if you don't open a case you guaranteed make money on the case as long as you just sell it

[06:14:15] Yo Bernard if somebody had 10 CS go account

[06:14:19] They never opened a single case and claimed all of their weekly drops for 10 years and sold all of their cases

[06:14:26] How much money would they have?

[06:14:32] It drops usually one case plus one item the real money's in the cases say you get one case per week per account

[06:14:41] Ten accounts give you five hundred and twenty cases a year do that for ten years

[06:14:46] 5200 cases total now case prices vary wildly, but some older cases

[06:14:53] If we can serve it even say the average case sales for say two dollars

[06:14:57] That's about ten thousand four hundred dollars if they've got rare cases

[06:15:01] So if you are just disciplined and don't open cases over 10 years you would make $10,000

[06:15:11] Pretty much. Yeah, it sounds now. What if you had a hundred accounts? Wait, is this legal?

[06:15:19] I don't know

[06:15:20] I'm trying to track this. We're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not. Listen

[06:15:24] What if somebody had 100 CSGO accounts played on all of them?

[06:15:31] and opened their weekly drop every week and sold all of their cases immediately.

[06:15:36] How much money would they have made? Would it be $100,000?

[06:15:43] If you scale it up to 100 accounts, the math follows the same logic.

[06:15:47] With 100 accounts, you'd be getting about 5,200 cases per year.

[06:15:51] Over 10 years, that's around 52,000 cases.

[06:15:55] Now, if those cases average around $2 each, that's about $104,000.

[06:15:59] So yeah, roughly around that six-finger mark is it possible to get a weekly drop weapons case or no?

[06:16:06] It absolutely is oh much. We are

[06:16:09] Bro, I

[06:16:11] Don't think the average case sale is two bucks Bernard. Well, maybe it is

[06:16:15] Because there's so many shit cases

[06:16:19] Bro chat is anybody kind of no weapons drop from a drop chat. Hi, Bernard. Love you

[06:16:23] So does anybody got any weapons dropped?

[06:16:27] That must be like fucking nutting.

[06:16:30] These are running out.

[06:16:32] We're running out fast.

[06:16:33] 2024?

[06:16:34] We're doing, we're doing purples now.

[06:16:37] We only have 60 purples.

[06:16:39] We are good.

[06:16:41] Well, this is satisfying none the less, bro, I'm glad we did this.

[06:16:46] Oh, come on.

[06:16:48] It's good.

[06:16:50] They used to drop dragon when it was back in the day.

[06:17:00] My dad said, oh my god, my brain hurts, what the fuck am I watching?

[06:17:03] Dad, basically, this is the CSGO equivalent, this is what OniPixel told me.

[06:17:09] What we're doing right now is the CSGO equivalent to doing your laundry.

[06:17:13] It's not fun to be active or like cleaning up a plate.

[06:17:20] Basically we're trading up all of our shit weapons so we can get better weapons and

[06:17:24] then trade up to a gold.

[06:17:27] Where's K-Stone?

[06:17:28] Chaddy's probably going to be like 20 minutes.

[06:17:29] It's probably going to be 20 minutes.

[06:17:32] Okay.

[06:17:33] We can do...

[06:17:34] This is our red trade up.

[06:17:38] Make sure that that that that Khalil's not in there.

[06:17:43] That's one rabbit

[06:17:47] I'm up. Isn't that good? Wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait wait. Wait for a dollar one. Is that back new?

[06:17:53] Bro check check check. Is that back new? Oh my fucking god. We just my fucking god. Please be back new. Please be back

[06:18:04] How much how much is that? It's not minimal where maybe 60 brother. That was almost disgusting. That was almost disgusting

[06:18:12] I mean, we probably just have to trade that up.

[06:18:19] Yeah.

[06:18:20] Wait, that's it.

[06:18:23] This is all we can do.

[06:18:26] Yeah.

[06:18:27] Yeah.

[06:18:28] Is that what you want?

[06:18:30] No, no, no.

[06:18:32] Go to the new one.

[06:18:34] What?

[06:18:35] They're not.

[06:18:36] Yeah.

[06:18:37] Which one is squishy talking about? I'm confused.

[06:18:45] Jackie, what's your result?

[06:18:47] About shit.

[06:18:49] Well, we don't have enough.

[06:18:52] So we have two rats, two rats.

[06:18:57] You traded it out.

[06:18:58] It had us.

[06:19:00] Noted.

[06:19:02] You traded up the fact.

[06:19:03] No, Khalil.

[06:19:05] Oh, I did not.

[06:19:09] I don't know where it went though.

[06:19:13] A couple of days ago, yes, they're saying you did it, bro.

[06:19:17] Wait.

[06:19:17] Hive mind.

[06:19:19] Hold on, hold on.

[06:19:21] Chysa!

[06:19:23] Where did it go?

[06:19:24] You traded up the fact, new Galeel.

[06:19:26] Say you swear to God I have us.

[06:19:28] And it's in the storage unit.

[06:19:29] No, no, no, it's not!

[06:19:35] I

[06:19:41] Did it or he did it

[06:19:46] No, no, no, no, no, I don't think I did trade up a paint cuz squishy

[06:19:49] They were my bro squishy said to put it in the I remember and we did it

[06:19:56] They're saying you did you dumb fuck the saying you did

[06:20:01] They're saying you told me to

[06:20:03] You traded up a $300 skit!

[06:20:08] Hive Mind!

[06:20:10] Say Walahi bro, say Walahi!

[06:20:14] Bro, do we have a clip? Do we have a clip? Do we have a clip?

[06:20:18] What happened?

[06:20:20] No!

[06:20:22] Are we sure it just didn't like fall out of your inventory?

[06:20:25] No, that doesn't happen bro, it doesn't fall out of your ass.

[06:20:28] Oh my god. Oh my god. Is the set tracks one what? No, let me check ready. Okay, top to

[06:20:40] bottom. Boom. Feel tested. Okay. Boom. Feel tested. Okay. Boom. Well worn. Okay. And

[06:20:49] inventory oh my god hi guys we had a $300 Galeel

[06:20:57] where are you? save a lie bro save a lie bro where did it go?

[06:21:05] did we actually drape this fucking thing up? did we? because I remember squishy said put that in the container

[06:21:10] it must have been a heath of the battle you can't even blame it

[06:21:13] it must have been pure adrenaline oh my god no way

[06:21:17] I can't blame the kid.

[06:21:19] Oh my God.

[06:21:21] Hive Mind.

[06:21:23] We just lit $300 on fire.

[06:21:25] No, we mean it's at the top.

[06:21:27] There's nothing at the top.

[06:21:29] It's not minimal to wealth.

[06:21:31] We'd have a...

[06:21:33] Put up.

[06:21:35] Yeah.

[06:21:37] We had $300 in our steam wallet, right?

[06:21:39] Couldn't we buy reds?

[06:21:41] Or would it not even let us do that?

[06:21:43] Surely it would let us do that, right?

[06:21:45] would let us do that right.

[06:21:49] How much money do we have?

[06:21:50] 300 oh, that's enough to buy three rats.

[06:21:59] Ban two hundred dollars.

[06:22:00] Don't shy, sir.

[06:22:01] Well, I don't think we can even buy anything off the market.

[06:22:04] We're market bang.

[06:22:07] We can't even buy keys, bro.

[06:22:10] No, this is actually insane.

[06:22:11] Chad, no, guys, this is actually insane.

[06:22:14] No, this is actually insane.

[06:22:15] Okay, so it's ready. Okay. I should probably start like getting ready for that case. So

[06:22:20] One day once guys, uh, bro, we're banned for three days on CS go. Let me talk to gaben really quick. Have us

[06:22:28] Gaben vow CS to steam steam support. Oh, no, no fuck that shit like at least put some effort in you know go full cam

[06:22:38] Get on your hands and you know music black and white satana music

[06:22:42] Yeah

[06:22:43] Get on your hands and knees start barking or something

[06:22:47] Yes, part gave and gave and please please gave it for our hold on hold on hold on

[06:22:53] Tell me like that

[06:22:57] Well, let me make it make sure you have no color

[06:23:02] Well, we need to make you sad we need to make you sad if you're not sad then what

[06:23:06] No, no, no, this is going to be a gift. I know how my dad is, bro.

[06:23:12] You what? Do you have sad music?

[06:23:14] My knees hurt. I need to rub. Ow, my knees!

[06:23:23] Hi, guys. Play sad SpongeBob music.

[06:23:26] That's SpongeBob music.

[06:23:28] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[06:23:31] Oh, you two are not working.

[06:24:04] I

[06:24:07] And action

[06:24:34] I broke the rules. I'm just asking for one more chance. I can't make sex. I can't make sex at two hours gay, but it'll never happen again, bro.

[06:24:44] I have it. I understand. I know it by limits. I'm sorry, gay. It will never happen again.

[06:24:52] I'm so close to a gamutoplar or M9 band-at. I know I'm close. I'm really sorry, gay. Please just abandon me before 72 hours is over.

[06:25:04] Or I'd literally my head when I'm in GTA.

[06:25:14] How do I ask anything else I should say?

[06:25:19] I don't know, maybe Bark?

[06:25:24] Gaven.

[06:25:25] What if he's a cat person? What if he's a cat person?

[06:25:28] Bark, fuck off!

[06:25:30] Gaven.

[06:25:31] I submit.

[06:25:34] Val, I submit. Please unfan me. Please. Anything else? Anything else?

[06:25:45] Again, he's probably a cat person. He doesn't like cats.

[06:25:47] No, I'm not fucking me out!

[06:25:50] Come on, bro.

[06:25:52] Yeah.

[06:25:55] David, please, bro. Please.

[06:25:58] I've been a naughty boy bro. I could have just waited five minutes, but I needed the case now.

[06:26:04] And now I can't get a case in 72 hours.

[06:26:07] Gave him please bro.

[06:26:10] Please Gave him.

[06:26:12] Please Val, please team support. Someone help me. I need help.

[06:26:16] I need that on my band.

[06:26:18] At least I can't make 72 hours.

[06:26:21] I don't know what to do with my life.

[06:26:28] Pro-72 hours like that.

[06:26:31] Keep it in black and white.

[06:26:33] No, keep it.

[06:26:34] Keep it.

[06:26:35] All right.

[06:26:36] Maybe the green screen works in black and white.

[06:26:41] Maybe.

[06:26:42] Maybe.

[06:26:43] Maybe.

[06:26:44] Maybe.

[06:26:45] Maybe.

[06:26:46] Maybe.

[06:26:47] Maybe.

[06:26:48] Maybe.

[06:26:49] Maybe.

[06:26:50] Yeah.

[06:26:51] Chad, let's do the rest of the stream like this, bruh.

[06:26:55] It's sad days, sad days.

[06:26:57] Look, bruh.

[06:26:58] Gabe, I'm really sorry, man.

[06:27:00] I want to apologize.

[06:27:02] What am I saying, bruh?

[06:27:06] Listen, the set note, take off black and white.

[06:27:11] The 72-hour ban is a good thing.

[06:27:13] It's a crime organization.

[06:27:15] I've lost thousands every day.

[06:27:18] It's a good thing

[06:27:21] About a fart case. Oh, it's watching baby's on wait. They're saying case. So watching

[06:27:27] He always comes in at the worst time bro case. Oh, I didn't you didn't see that bro. Look chat at the end of the day guys

[06:27:36] The 72 hour band might be a good thing. I'm not kidding. That is a crime organization, bro

[06:27:43] Honestly, Val is my family. No, no, don't do that

[06:27:48] Okay, I think you're ready or does you need more time?

[06:27:51] You can say I want you to be a shirt, bro.

[06:27:53] Like you won't miss out on the fun every time I pull something good.

[06:27:58] I'll let you know.

[06:27:59] I'll call you.

[06:28:01] I'll FaceTime you.

[06:28:02] I'll let you see the knife.

[06:28:04] I'll let you smell the knife.

[06:28:06] Yeah, I'll let you touch the knife, bro.

[06:28:08] That's not going to happen.

[06:28:09] That's not going to happen.

[06:28:10] I got you, bro.

[06:28:11] We're going to get you through this.

[06:28:13] I got you.

[06:28:14] Chad, maybe we just check our DMs one last time from Steam support

[06:28:17] or valve or gaban yes i texted gaban or counter strike nothing nothing wait cs these guys are

[06:28:30] tough cookies bro these guys are tough cookies these guys are tough cookies you can't get

[06:28:34] through to these guys look i made a brash mistake bro i do we could have just waited

[06:28:40] five minutes. Oh my god. We got a seven minute wait five minutes like that is so

[06:28:47] degenerate. Oh my god. That is actually degenerate. What the? Is everything okay?

[06:28:56] Is everything okay? Have us. Somebody was watching you on all fours calling you a good boy.

[06:29:02] Let me pull this up for you, bro.

[06:29:07] I got you.

[06:29:08] Somebody was- Wait what?

[06:29:13] Wait what?

[06:29:15] Tell him he's a good boy for me, yo.

[06:29:18] Hive minds.

[06:29:19] No, don't get it out, get it out!

[06:29:24] All right, chat.

[06:29:27] Such a good boy.

[06:29:28] All right.

[06:29:29] Alright chat, it's time to 1v1 queso in every video game are we ready? Should I hit a warm up on some geogacer?

[06:29:36] Should I hit a warm up on some geogacer?

[06:29:40] Should I hit a warm up on some geogacer? Now chat here are the games I have cooked so far

[06:29:45] We got it. We're gonna talk to queso about it. What games do you want, but I think?

[06:29:51] neutral games I

[06:29:52] Think this is good my games. I think this is good and obviously yes to pick as games chat

[06:29:57] I'm the goat at eight ball pool. I'm the goat at Geo guesser. Well, I'm the goat of silver now check

[06:30:03] Do you want to see some Geo guesser gameplay?

[06:30:08] Yes, I'm not too long away for the idea. Yes

[06:30:13] Hi guys, you want to travel the world with me have I lost wait, why are you getting banned and everything by the way?

[06:30:17] You were banned in this now you're banned on

[06:30:19] Okay, to be fair, I deserve this fan. This fan was the worst I deserve.

[06:30:22] Because I was reading chat. Alright, now we're not reading chat anymore.

[06:30:26] Geogazer, right? Gotcha.

[06:30:28] Wait, so can I play? Because technically, I'm not a machiner.

[06:30:31] This is the stream fan. This is him. Brother, brother.

[06:30:33] But he's not banned.

[06:30:35] Wait, Montana!

[06:30:37] Wait! Where's Red Dead Redemption?

[06:30:39] This is Red Dead Redemption!

[06:30:42] Maybe not. Ooh, no, this is not Red Dead Redemption.

[06:30:45] Hi guys, come on, you leave your house all the time, right? Where is this?

[06:30:49] Uh, well, we need to find a language right here.

[06:30:52] So, I see mountains, it's a little bit cloudy.

[06:30:57] Which makes it seem...

[06:30:59] Make sure you change your up.

[06:31:01] No, I'm not out. I'm not gonna...

[06:31:03] So it makes you think you're up because it is really cloudy, there's a lot of mountains.

[06:31:07] These are European buildings!

[06:31:10] Yeah, there's signs.

[06:31:12] Those signs were European those signs were European

[06:31:18] Yes, they were

[06:31:24] Language maybe go forward a little bit Sweden. I guarantee you this is Sweden. I guarantee you this is Sweden. Oh

[06:31:31] My god, it's Russia. Yeah, this is Russia. So this is probably not Russia

[06:31:37] It's probably like battle of ruse or like Ukraine or not be on the right go to the right

[06:31:42] I know it's I just said

[06:31:54] You're a fucking idiot personally

[06:31:58] Easter egg on a plate what no those like handmills. What is that check what is that?

[06:32:05] Look at the light balls look at the light balls

[06:32:13] okay that's Asian that's Asian text brother this is coastal South Korea I

[06:32:18] guarantee it hi guys this is coastal South Korea I guarantee it okay he

[06:32:24] streams that excites which is the pan of the last time the throw-off he

[06:32:28] I think it's like

[06:32:37] What

[06:32:39] What do you use five thousand me?

[06:32:44] I'm playing rainbow. This is rainbow. This is rainbow. That's rainbow. No, no, that is that is

[06:32:49] Spray boat!

[06:32:51] What the fuck?

[06:32:52] On Canada, this is USA.

[06:32:54] Brother, where was Kanye West's album at?

[06:32:56] The one with...

[06:32:58] Don't you grow up in a herby?

[06:33:00] It was all part of the journey.

[06:33:02] What state is that in?

[06:33:04] Canada.

[06:33:05] Can't reach that!

[06:33:06] Shysa, stop!

[06:33:07] Oh yeah, oh my god, I'm banned.

[06:33:08] We're gonna get banned again.

[06:33:10] Don't you grow up in a herby?

[06:33:11] No, it was all part of the journey.

[06:33:13] I

[06:33:19] What

[06:33:23] He's that

[06:33:28] That's really good

[06:33:30] We had times damage if we had times damage

[06:33:34] Fuck

[06:33:36] Yo, I came the car if you love me tight Bayone New Jersey one more time

[06:33:40] Check you high-five. This is check you know it's not oh my god Russia no that's

[06:33:47] Russian text that's Russian text this could be this could be Ukraine

[06:33:56] this is just soft guesses and just play it for a hard guess

[06:34:02] Whoa, where'd you go? Whoa. No! No! No! Bro, IK, stop!

[06:34:12] Nice. I forgot.

[06:34:13] You know, WIK, you've given us the win, but bro, how do you know exactly where it is on the map, bro?

[06:34:18] I'm telling you bro, check this guy's files!

[06:34:25] We might be a good duo on this.

[06:34:27] I might have to play Chester warm up, too. We need to play everything to warm up.

[06:34:30] I need to warm up! I'm NOT LOSING THIS!

[06:34:34] Oh my god, it's him again.

[06:34:35] Alright, no, I'm leaving. I'm not playing this guy.

[06:34:37] Chess, chess, chess, chess, chess.

[06:34:38] Hi, boys. You know how to play chess, right? Are you good at chess?

[06:34:41] Um, uh, no. I've never played chess a day in my life, but I'll help you through. I'll help you through.

[06:34:46] Talk me through. Alright. Scholars made. Ever heard of a scholar's made? Ever heard of a scholar's made?

[06:34:50] No, I don't know what that is.

[06:34:52] Here, let me teach you chess, bro. Focus.

[06:34:54] Okay.

[06:34:55] Alright.

[06:34:55] Game of- okay.

[06:34:57] Hold up. Nice game.

[06:34:58] El Bito.

[06:35:00] Alright, this guy is from India. Okay. He opens up with his knight. This is what we've been called in the chess world. I've eyes a blunder

[06:35:06] Yeah, you never open with your night. You never open with your night

[06:35:11] Now watch this so I go here now have mid control. He might take my

[06:35:15] Wait, no, he's gonna take my palm. Why did I do that?

[06:35:18] Well, no, no, he didn't now my bishop. Okay, listen now hide my

[06:35:23] Wait, take this and I threaten his pawn. He's gonna pawn. Wait, he's so so so

[06:35:30] Pressure

[06:35:32] What pressure the press relax pressure tonight. I was I know how to play bro. Now watch this have us

[06:35:40] Pressure the horse

[06:35:43] We're all over this horse. Okay. I love that. I love that.

[06:35:46] He's gonna go back

[06:35:48] Now we have map control. Do you see that? Oh, I could have just took it with my bishop. Okay. I'm horrible

[06:35:54] You know what bro? I'm legit chat. I'm legitimately chair. I'm look. Yep. I know free bishop

[06:35:58] I know I know I legitimately a joke.

[06:36:02] OK, now high five.

[06:36:04] So listen, what I'm going to do here is very simple.

[06:36:08] The bishop and the horse are worth the exact same.

[06:36:10] So I'm just going to trade it out.

[06:36:12] Just trade it out. OK, I like that.

[06:36:15] So his piece is going to take yours.

[06:36:16] Now are you going to develop now it's bingo, bingo, bingo.

[06:36:21] So now what I'm going to do now is I'm going to

[06:36:24] another piece threaten his queen.

[06:36:26] So right now, but if you do that, I think it on the fire. Yeah.

[06:36:31] Wait, I guess I don't know how to take his queen.

[06:36:33] What's this? Hi, guys.

[06:36:36] Oh, he checked me.

[06:36:37] Sheissa, we don't hear.

[06:36:40] The right side is not developing.

[06:36:41] Got to trust what's going on. Trust what I'm going to do.

[06:36:43] Watch this. Watch this.

[06:36:45] Sheissa, we're in trouble.

[06:36:47] Oh, no, this is going really bad. OK.

[06:36:49] So now what I'm going to do

[06:36:51] I'm going to go on here. His bishop's in trouble.

[06:36:53] His queen's in trouble.

[06:36:54] Yeah. No, that's good.

[06:36:57] You take that nice.

[06:36:58] Yeah. Yeah.

[06:37:01] And then he's going to trade that out.

[06:37:03] Oh, because if he can horsey it, yeah, watch this.

[06:37:08] Yeah.

[06:37:10] He's giving me his queen.

[06:37:12] Should we trade Queens?

[06:37:13] I'm going to lose my queen.

[06:37:14] Anyways, I'm the worst player in the world.

[06:37:16] I keep my queen alive.

[06:37:18] Do you want it?

[06:37:19] Let's trade Queens straight.

[06:37:21] I'm the worst player in the world.

[06:37:22] I keep my queen alive.

[06:37:23] So whenever I can trade Queens, I'm going to trade now hear me out.

[06:37:29] We start setting up an assault here.

[06:37:31] Look at this assault.

[06:37:33] Two rocks of Bishop and a knife.

[06:37:36] They're not really developed though.

[06:37:38] Wait, wait, let me cook.

[06:37:41] Let me think.

[06:37:42] OK, this is going to be tricky.

[06:37:44] Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[06:37:45] OK, let me think.

[06:37:46] I'm still thinking.

[06:37:48] Remember the game of intellect in class.

[06:37:50] OK, I'm smart.

[06:37:51] Right.

[06:37:52] Now what I'm going to do is I am going to develop my phone.

[06:37:58] Develop my phone. Nice.

[06:37:59] Wouldn't doubt develop your phone.

[06:38:01] What do you just do there?

[06:38:02] You move two pieces. Castle.

[06:38:03] It's really overpowered.

[06:38:04] Really overpowered.

[06:38:05] I saw.

[06:38:09] Oh, my God, this is great.

[06:38:10] Well, this is great.

[06:38:11] I can want to kill him.

[06:38:12] It's free.

[06:38:13] Wait. No, I can't. No, I can't wait.

[06:38:15] No, just develop right side.

[06:38:16] Look at our right side.

[06:38:17] They're back there.

[06:38:18] You're right.

[06:38:19] You're so fucking right.

[06:38:20] High guys.

[06:38:20] His bishop's protected, this is gonna be tricky.

[06:38:26] We need to develop right side, I agree.

[06:38:28] We need to get down core, I agree.

[06:38:29] We gotta get down core.

[06:38:30] I agree.

[06:38:31] Oh.

[06:38:32] Nice.

[06:38:33] I just lost it.

[06:38:35] Hi, it's so hard to pay attention to everything, that's why.

[06:38:38] Oh, nice.

[06:38:40] Okay, we're good.

[06:38:41] Rolling down one, rolling down one.

[06:38:43] Oh my God.

[06:38:43] Oh, that's right.

[06:38:44] That's like a freaking gym build, yo.

[06:38:46] Wait, wait, wait.

[06:38:47] Nice, way to cover it.

[06:38:48] See, see, see, yeah.

[06:38:49] Now it's protected. So if you want to do it, he was just going to lose.

[06:38:54] Let's look around. Let's see. Let's analyze.

[06:38:56] There's not a signaler. Wait a minute. If he takes that, wait a minute.

[06:39:00] Wait a minute. Take my horse. Take my horse. I dare you. I did.

[06:39:04] Nice.

[06:39:07] Fred, this horse. Oh, no, I like that. No, I just lost my horse.

[06:39:10] But you lost your horse. Cause there's no.

[06:39:11] I'll take his horse. It doesn't matter. I'll take his horse. He sold.

[06:39:15] That's a good trade. This guy sold.

[06:39:16] So now you get the horse out of there, right?

[06:39:17] I can't. But now I'm threatening the rook.

[06:39:20] Wait, but it doesn't matter because I'm going to lose my...

[06:39:22] I'm going to get this rook away from this.

[06:39:24] Right here. Boom.

[06:39:26] Now, his rook is threatened.

[06:39:28] Both of his rooks are threatened. He has to lose the rook!

[06:39:30] Look! Both of his rooks are threatened!

[06:39:32] It's a good fork!

[06:39:34] Wait, but... he's going to try it out?

[06:39:36] Jack!

[06:39:38] Wait, nice.

[06:39:39] Look at his rook!

[06:39:41] Oh my gosh!

[06:39:43] Jack!

[06:39:47] Come on, bro. Come on. I got to convert this into a queen. I have to convert this pot into a queen.

[06:39:53] That's protected. You can't. If you go there, he just trades out with horsey.

[06:39:58] I know. I know. I know. I'm losing on time too. I got to play faster.

[06:40:05] I know what I need to do.

[06:40:09] He doesn't know what to do. He's stalling. I'm going to clear a path and then I'm going to get my rook here.

[06:40:14] So we don't have time though, we got a good quick news.

[06:40:17] Trust me, check!

[06:40:18] Watch me cook!

[06:40:19] Let me cook!

[06:40:25] Where's the resign button?

[06:40:29] I gotta pay attention better, y'all.

[06:40:31] No, but Chad, I gotta pay attention better.

[06:40:37] Is there a universe where we could convert this pawn

[06:40:39] into a queen?

[06:40:44] Yeah, so I mean what else what else are you gonna play what else are you gonna play they have to warm up for

[06:40:57] battleship which I can't really warm up I got you I got you no no I got you I'll

[06:41:02] download it right now I'll download battleship right now let me get top

[06:41:06] one really quick battle warming up chat we're warming up

[06:41:13] So it's a good gamer guys. This is not gonna be easy. It's not like wrong

[06:41:20] No stop why is a guy I'm so active in the nighttime. Oh my god

[06:41:29] I'm like wait, I'm literally lagging. I'm lagging. All right talk about the same case. I waiting with case already

[06:41:35] He's ready. He's ready. He's ready. He's right. Oh, shit. So all his shots are warming up

[06:41:39] He's warming up.

[06:41:40] He's warming up on chest right now.

[06:41:44] Sweet mother of Neptune.

[06:41:45] He's warming up on chest.

[06:41:46] Say you swear to God, Kato's warming up on chest.

[06:41:49] Say you swear to God, he's warming up on chest.

[06:41:51] I swear, bro.

[06:41:52] I swear.

[06:41:53] Oh my God, I lost.

[06:41:54] No, Gigi.

[06:41:55] Gigi, Gigi, I lost.

[06:41:56] Well, he's your name.

[06:41:57] No, no, Gigi.

[06:41:58] Wait, he's never played the game before, though.

[06:42:02] Bro, okay.

[06:42:03] Look, bro.

[06:42:04] Chat.

[06:42:05] Tell Kato.

[06:42:06] I would have called him in, okay, 17 seconds.

[06:42:09] Hi, guys. Make a group call, okay? So I'm gonna go take a look. Okay.

[06:42:14] Let me um.

[06:42:19] Okay.

[06:42:24] Okay. So.

[06:42:29] Make it a group call. Make it a group call.

[06:42:34] Make it a group call, make it a group call.

[06:42:49] JP Collin, JP Collin.

[06:43:04] Yeah, Jinx, you call them.

[06:43:11] Hello, Kasey.

[06:43:18] I can't hear him.

[06:43:29] Hello hello. Yeah, yeah. I'll make it here. You give me one moment here.

[06:43:40] Don't you grow up in a hurry now. It was all part of the journey. Yo, yo, yo. Yo.

[06:43:50] Have mine what it's good

[06:43:55] Hide my

[06:43:56] Yeah

[06:43:58] He's fixing the stuff because he's tracking it. He has 637 chest raiding say you swear to God say you swear to me a

[06:44:05] 637 chest raiding

[06:44:06] Thank you say you swear to God. He has 600 chest raiding. We lost just like that. All right. There goes one of the neutral games

[06:44:14] Well, what is it? What is a new account like spawn at though?

[06:44:16] Um, not that.

[06:44:19] What chat, what does a new account spot at?

[06:44:25] What does a new account spot at chat?

[06:44:27] Look, here's the game's average right now, here's the game's average now, 500, 200.

[06:44:36] He's elite rank in battleship.

[06:44:38] All right, wait, what, what, what?

[06:44:43] I

[06:44:48] Sir a new account spawns at 700 wait, so how am I at 100 what happened what happened to my account

[06:44:56] Dude, I think I'm good at bullet chat. I think it's no chat. I think my bullet you lose high because I just spam

[06:45:02] Let me see let me see let me see let me see chat. I want to show you guys this look look look look

[06:45:06] Where's my bullet? Where's my bullet watch this chat?

[06:45:09] look look look

[06:45:11] How do you see yeah, I have a chat look at my bullet you will see I remember this

[06:45:16] Because I'm never gonna play again because chatting like 2022. I would play bullet and just spam

[06:45:22] You guys see yo

[06:45:25] What is good? I got it fix

[06:45:28] Okay, my chap saying you're like good at every game on this list. Oh

[06:45:33] I actually I have no idea what the list is you didn't share screen

[06:45:37] Okay, hold on. Let me let me look. Yep. You're good. You're good. And

[06:45:42] bottom share screen. How do you see somebody share screen on

[06:45:46] Discord? Um, it should pop up. What's watch? Watch stream. Okay,

[06:45:50] there we go. Okay. Yeah, you can see that right case. Alright,

[06:45:53] now I chose business kind of just rough draft, totally rough

[06:45:58] draft mercy break 2k in there. But think about it. We both

[06:46:03] Think about it, we both

[06:46:05] 2K on the PC?

[06:46:08] I think you can play cross play.

[06:46:09] Chad, is 2K cross play?

[06:46:10] Please God, tell me 2K cross play.

[06:46:12] Think about a case.

[06:46:13] We both played Rocket League.

[06:46:14] We both play, but we can pick whatever you want.

[06:46:16] It's totally rock track.

[06:46:19] And then you have your three games.

[06:46:21] Yep, you're absolutely cooking me on GeoGuessR.

[06:46:23] I know that for a fact.

[06:46:25] Like that is, that's, that's GG right there.

[06:46:27] Have you ever played GeoGuessR?

[06:46:29] I have.

[06:46:29] I am actually like the worst person in human history

[06:46:32] or there's no way around it, like there's no way around it.

[06:46:35] Now, how do you do the volleyball pool?

[06:46:36] How do you do the volleyball pool?

[06:46:37] Yeah, you're probably cooked on that one.

[06:46:39] I'm not gonna lie.

[06:46:40] I'm cooked, it's my game!

[06:46:42] Okay, okay, I don't know.

[06:46:43] I don't know about battleship.

[06:46:46] I played that since I was a kid.

[06:46:47] Is that on Steam?

[06:46:48] Yes, it's literally peak.

[06:46:50] I said the same thing.

[06:46:51] The last time I played one,

[06:46:51] it was like eight at my grandparents' house.

[06:46:53] It's peak.

[06:46:55] Now, battleship's kind of a neutral game

[06:46:57] because I'm not really good at battleship.

[06:46:59] Um, you know what I could do for one of my games.

[06:47:03] I don't know if you would do it though.

[06:47:05] Okay.

[06:47:06] Are you going to say half sword?

[06:47:08] No, it's not even online.

[06:47:10] Oh, it's not, it's not.

[06:47:12] We could do a one V one a Ram on League of Legends.

[06:47:15] If you wanted to wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[06:47:20] I've never even played league.

[06:47:21] I think I would get, I know I would get over rise.

[06:47:25] I'm going to play league soon.

[06:47:26] I think the best way to structure it is like for my games, you have a chance at winning

[06:47:38] all of them.

[06:47:39] Like for sure.

[06:47:40] True.

[06:47:41] For sure.

[06:47:42] I think you have a chance at winning all of them.

[06:47:44] And I think for your games, like I should have a chance at winning all of them, but

[06:47:47] you'll probably win.

[06:47:48] Do you know what I mean?

[06:47:49] Yeah.

[06:47:50] Now, do you want to get rid of 2K?

[06:47:53] I don't think I think 2k is crossplay, but only consoles, by the way, I think PC is your own pool, you can't do xbox to PC.

[06:48:10] No, there's like a lot of cheaters on on PC.

[06:48:14] Well, you can't do Xbox to PC.

[06:48:17] No, there's like a lot of cheaters on PC and BNB.

[06:48:20] Yep.

[06:48:20] Okay.

[06:48:21] Well, I don't, the thing is I don't even have 2K on PC.

[06:48:23] So like, I don't even probably scrap with them.

[06:48:27] Yeah.

[06:48:27] I else could be thrown.

[06:48:28] Okay.

[06:48:28] We need another neutral.

[06:48:31] Now, Buck shots way too RNG.

[06:48:32] Chad, it's way too RNG.

[06:48:34] Buck shots are great 1v1 game, but it is RNT.

[06:48:36] Yeah.

[06:48:36] It reminds me of Liar's Bar a lot.

[06:48:38] Reminds me of Liar's Bar.

[06:48:40] Apex.

[06:48:41] Have you ever played Apex, CC?

[06:48:42] I, dude, I played Apex like in beta for like an hour, like 10 years ago, or like, I remember

[06:48:48] it was like when I was in high school.

[06:48:50] That's all I remember.

[06:48:51] So I think what would I could do for one of my games?

[06:48:54] If you want to write it down, if you'd be down to, I don't know how long it would

[06:48:57] take though, like we both getting the same lobby on fall guys and first one to win

[06:49:00] a game on fall guys.

[06:49:03] We could do that, but I win a game like once every year.

[06:49:06] Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

[06:49:08] No, but I think that's a good idea.

[06:49:10] I think that's a good idea.

[06:49:11] going to be grabbing to it's like oh my god oh wait case have you played

[06:49:18] counter strike or no I have a long time ago we can we can do it I'll have to

[06:49:25] download it though I'm how long is CS take to download have us how long is CS

[06:49:29] to take I'm terrible that's I'm like brand new oh buddy I'm horrible I haven't

[06:49:34] played I haven't played counter strike in years that's right that I played a

[06:49:40] a few days ago, or not a few days ago, a few months ago,

[06:49:44] and I had a terrible time and instantly uninstalled it.

[06:49:47] Okay.

[06:49:48] So you're saying for one of your games,

[06:49:50] you wanna do Fall Guys, first one to win a game,

[06:49:55] that is, that is good.

[06:49:56] That'd be kind of clean.

[06:49:57] I think that'd be sick.

[06:49:58] I think that's a great idea.

[06:50:00] And are you down to,

[06:50:02] would you rather play a CS or Valorant?

[06:50:05] Which one would you rather play?

[06:50:07] Yes, anybody play no Valorant?

[06:50:10] Okay, yes, yes, okay.

[06:50:11] Really, you don't like Valorant at all?

[06:50:13] Oh no!

[06:50:14] What?

[06:50:16] Okay, wait, let me make your category here.

[06:50:17] Hold on, okay, so, Valorant!

[06:50:22] Have you ever played it?

[06:50:23] Yeah, played it, I hated it!

[06:50:26] Really, okay.

[06:50:27] I'm so open though, because I suck at it.

[06:50:29] I think the thing about Valorant is like,

[06:50:32] for me too, not knowing the abilities

[06:50:34] is really annoying, but I think once I learn it,

[06:50:36] it won't be as annoying.

[06:50:37] like when you just won't rather do yes or Valorant I'll do which one do you

[06:50:41] rather do I would rather I think it would be more fun if we did CS because yeah

[06:50:46] I didn't win CS okay do you want to make CS a neutral game or do you okay

[06:50:53] wait what if I make battleship a neutral game and we make CS my game okay

[06:50:59] that's what whichever you want to do because I played one game of battleship

[06:51:03] on steam and it was against Ron. Now see our battleship is kind of RNG, but not really like

[06:51:09] there is some skill to it. Okay. Yeah. So we have CS211 and then you have Fall Guys first to win.

[06:51:15] Okay. And I need two more for mine, right? Yes, yes, yes, two more. It could be basically

[06:51:20] anything to say as long as I have like a chance of winning. I yeah, I think you have a chance

[06:51:25] What's that winning all these for sure?

[06:51:28] This, these are good.

[06:51:32] I think you're gonna destroy me in chess.

[06:51:34] Wow.

[06:51:35] What's yours again?

[06:51:38] Scroll up for me.

[06:51:39] Okay, I have eight ball pool, Geo Gesser, and CS2.

[06:51:43] You have Fall Guys first to win a game.

[06:51:46] I think that's definitely your game.

[06:51:48] I think you're a lot better than me at Fall Guys.

[06:51:51] And then neutral is chess, battleship, and Rocket League.

[06:51:54] Would you want to move chess to your, to your or no, or no?

[06:51:58] I'm not, I'm not that I've played in years.

[06:52:00] I like that 600 something rating came like forever ago.

[06:52:04] Truthfully.

[06:52:04] Okay.

[06:52:05] Then this is good.

[06:52:06] Okay.

[06:52:06] I like chat.

[06:52:07] This is good.

[06:52:07] This is great.

[06:52:08] I think these could easily go either way.

[06:52:12] Chat.

[06:52:12] Uno was too orangey, bro.

[06:52:16] Yeah.

[06:52:16] What do we think?

[06:52:18] Guys, two more for me.

[06:52:19] Let me think I've never played apex.

[06:52:21] I've never played apex, but I'm going to play a

[06:52:23] I just don't know it's okay. It's a controller shooter. Oh you play apex. You let me know

[06:52:28] Really, I'll play it with you. Oh, it's really if I'm playing a shooter game

[06:52:32] It's gonna be apex more than more than likely the chat is saying IQ test me and Ron did it. It was kind of fun

[06:52:41] What was your IQ like

[06:52:43] We can do a different site because it varies but I was was it 108 105

[06:52:48] There's it was one of it like bang average

[06:52:50] Yeah, I did IQ test like six months ago now. I ain't flexing up, but that thing was 135 on my mama

[06:52:58] I swear it was you can ask the chat, but I took three different IQ tests all three of them said in the 130s on that thing

[06:53:07] I love mug mug or a chat. We're not doing a freaking staring contest in discord

[06:53:14] Like I would use that

[06:53:17] Okay, what else okay

[06:53:20] I haven't played I have like no UFC experience. I've never played that either. I'm gonna do a fighting game. We could do like

[06:53:28] Hmm

[06:53:30] Chat I ain't doing no buckshot, bro. It's too random

[06:53:34] Ron and Joe did wiki race. It was Pete. Wait, what is wiki race? What is wiki race?

[06:53:39] wiki race

[06:53:41] You start at one topic and you know how on Wikipedia you can click like links to different topics

[06:53:49] So, um, basically you'll have to end up at a different topic that you guys select.

[06:53:56] So, I might be too stupid for that.

[06:54:00] I'm not going to lie.

[06:54:01] What does that mean?

[06:54:03] Dude, I don't even know.

[06:54:06] It's, it's.

[06:54:07] Check all over here.

[06:54:09] Tom, about some Gio guesser.

[06:54:10] I have two more games that I'm supposed to be good at, bro.

[06:54:19] What am I good at Jinxie for real like what game like every game you've ever played

[06:54:24] I don't know if I've ever seen you be bad at a game like I think I'm gonna get cooked

[06:54:28] Well, you ain't seen me play League of Legends

[06:54:30] If you saw me play that you'd be like, oh, he's terrible

[06:54:34] Dude, I don't know a fighting game could be okay, but it's just button-mashing dude

[06:54:39] I don't know what I'm doing. He's never played how difficult would it be to one V one like a old school card game?

[06:54:45] Well, that'd be difficult. You know, yeah, would one be wanting on like black ops to be possible that dude up

[06:54:52] That'd be possible wait. I need like an old console. You need no you can do that on that Xbox but

[06:55:02] Cheaters will join your lobby get your IPs and hit both of you guys off. Oh, yeah, we never mind on that one

[06:55:09] Okay, never mind on that one, buddy

[06:55:12] Wait, so I said Roblox spelling bee.

[06:55:15] That's a great idea.

[06:55:16] I've never played that.

[06:55:18] I've seen you play that.

[06:55:19] I've seen you play that.

[06:55:19] Yeah, let's let's do that.

[06:55:21] Yeah, let's do that.

[06:55:22] That's your game.

[06:55:23] Oh, I probably lose.

[06:55:25] But yeah, go ahead.

[06:55:26] So, okay.

[06:55:27] Yeah.

[06:55:27] Okay, okay.

[06:55:28] Okay, okay.

[06:55:29] I've seen you.

[06:55:30] I've seen you play that.

[06:55:30] That came as peak.

[06:55:31] Okay, that's a really good one.

[06:55:34] How does it work though?

[06:55:34] Like you do a run, then I do a run

[06:55:36] or do we get in the same lobby?

[06:55:38] I think if it's possible,

[06:55:39] you can get in the same lobby.

[06:55:41] And it's like takes turns like somebody goes and then the next person get the word.

[06:55:45] Okay, not peak would take too long.

[06:55:49] One money, one more.

[06:55:50] Yeah, every game from like probably 15 minutes, I would say.

[06:55:53] Probably 15 minutes.

[06:55:54] Yeah, I need one more.

[06:55:58] Chat, there's no way to 1v1 and granny, big dog.

[06:56:01] I would say, are you someone said, are you smarter than a fifth grade?

[06:56:04] That would be pretty peak.

[06:56:05] You see what great oh, that's kind of a good idea.

[06:56:11] Wait, yeah

[06:56:14] Wait, you're right, but what if we get like what if we to get the same grade?

[06:56:17] What if we get the same grade or not like what if we get like one person gets easier questions than the other? Oh, yeah

[06:56:25] Maybe like best out of three on that or now that might take too long

[06:56:30] Okay, maybe we throw that as a

[06:56:33] neutral game I

[06:56:35] Don't know are you smaller than fifth grade? I think that would be peak

[06:56:39] Dude, I don't think I've played that game in like, I don't know, maybe over a year, but

[06:56:44] Yeah, let's do that.

[06:56:45] Throw that on me.

[06:56:46] Go ahead.

[06:56:47] Throw that on me.

[06:56:48] Okay.

[06:56:49] But to be fair, though, that game doesn't really matter how much you play it.

[06:56:50] It's kind of like general knowledge sort of thing.

[06:56:53] Yeah.

[06:56:54] Okay.

[06:56:55] Which I don't have much of that.

[06:56:56] Okay.

[06:56:57] This is, okay.

[06:56:58] This looks peak.

[06:56:59] All right.

[06:57:00] So these are the games.

[06:57:02] All right.

[06:57:03] All right.

[06:57:04] So basically, I'll explain how the format works now.

[06:57:06] So we start off on a neutral game, whoever loses, picks one of their games and we keep

[06:57:12] going and it's first person to win five games, okay?

[06:57:16] First person to win five games.

[06:57:18] Yes, first person to win five games, okay?

[06:57:23] So what neutral game would you like to start off with?

[06:57:26] Rocket League, battleship or chess?

[06:57:30] What do you think?

[06:57:31] What do you think?

[06:57:33] Oh

[06:57:38] It's gonna be funny wait, what's your chest saying let me see chat what what do you think? What should we start off on?

[06:57:45] Do not say a lot a whole bunch of chess action

[06:57:49] Chess

[06:57:51] Gangbees whichever you I don't know I think this is a good list guys. This is a really good list

[06:57:56] What game should we do first? What game should we do first for the new chest? Maybe chest.

[06:58:06] Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh God. I'm I'm terrible at chess. All right. Let's do it. Let's do

[06:58:12] it. Let's do it. How do I add you on chess? Oh Lord. Yeah. Okay. I already know your

[06:58:18] name. I think let me see if I could like boom. Hi guys. Do you know how to do you

[06:58:23] You know how to await friend requests, friends, search friend?

[06:58:27] I might be cooked, bro, I'm not allowed to eat your friend link.

[06:58:29] Friend link, friend link, I'm going to sign up for this work.

[06:58:30] They're challenge link.

[06:58:31] Do challenge link.

[06:58:32] Okay.

[06:58:33] Oh, challenge link, challenge link, challenge link, okay.

[06:58:35] We'll do five minute and we'll do best of three, okay.

[06:58:40] Best of three, boom.

[06:58:43] Randomizer, boom.

[06:58:44] All right, case that's not that in Discord, that's the challenge link.

[06:58:47] I've got to click the link.

[06:58:49] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[06:58:50] And then it's going to bring up chess.

[06:58:51] It's going to bring up chess.

[06:58:52] and then you should be in the game.

[06:58:53] Are we in?

[06:58:54] Okay.

[06:58:55] One second.

[06:58:56] Wait, have I said I leak it,

[06:58:57] that I leak it, that I leak it?

[06:58:58] No, no, no, I didn't, no I didn't.

[06:58:59] Am I in here?

[06:59:01] I think so.

[06:59:02] Did I send it?

[06:59:04] I didn't even see him, have I?

[06:59:06] I clicked it.

[06:59:08] Hold on.

[06:59:09] Let me send a friend link instead, maybe.

[06:59:11] Friend link.

[06:59:12] Maybe add that, add that, add that,

[06:59:14] and then we'll see if that works.

[06:59:18] Okay.

[06:59:22] Oh, add friend. Okay, I should be able to send you a friend request.

[06:59:28] Except I think I just accepted it.

[06:59:32] OK, now play play a friend.

[06:59:37] Invite a friend. Boom.

[06:59:40] Oh, my God, you have 1000.

[06:59:42] Elo.

[06:59:44] Case 1000. Elo in five minutes.

[06:59:48] Okay, so I'm gonna send a an overlay. What I'm gonna send an overlay. That's just like a tracker of

[06:59:55] Of the games of the BF5 if you want to put that on your screen

[07:00:00] Okay, so I sent some other way

[07:00:02] Another one might be too stupid for that. How about I appreciate you know, no worries. No worries. Oh

[07:00:09] Okay, that's fire though. Hold up

[07:00:11] Wait, do I have a thousand rating? You have nine ninety seven on on blitz, which is five minutes

[07:00:17] I'm so good.

[07:00:18] You are really?

[07:00:20] I'm so good.

[07:00:21] How do I see you?

[07:00:22] How do I play you?

[07:00:23] So, you should have like a challenge from me.

[07:00:25] You should see my name on there.

[07:00:27] You should see like a challenge.

[07:00:30] Challenge?

[07:00:31] What am I here?

[07:00:33] Am I here with you?

[07:00:34] No, it says waiting for opponent.

[07:00:37] Oh, sin challenge.

[07:00:39] How to say you won?

[07:00:40] Can you accept it?

[07:00:41] Okay, that's 10 minutes.

[07:00:42] Can you send five minutes?

[07:00:44] And then I got to.

[07:00:45] Yes, I can.

[07:00:46] challenge five minutes blitz right yes yes listen let's have it let's oh my

[07:00:54] god oh my god no I don't have a I don't have wait where do I have a thousand on

[07:00:58] on on blitz five minute blitz five minute blitz it's at 97 did you get it by the

[07:01:05] way no no no let me try you get over there well let me try to change one of

[07:01:12] He's trying to send you one, he's trying to send you one.

[07:01:14] Hold up, play a friend, okay, okay, boom.

[07:01:17] Send challenge, let me see if you get that.

[07:01:19] If you get that, it should be bottom right of your screen.

[07:01:26] Oh, yeah, I'm in here.

[07:01:28] Oh my God, oh my God, okay.

[07:01:29] So, okay, do you want to do best two out of three

[07:01:31] on this, on chess?

[07:01:33] Yeah, let's do best two out of three here.

[07:01:35] I feel like that's the move.

[07:01:37] Oh God, oh God, oh God.

[07:01:39] Oh Lord.

[07:01:40] It's up to you.

[07:01:41] Wait, when's the last time you played chess, Kesa?

[07:01:44] It's been a long time.

[07:01:46] But wait, you're gonna auto-

[07:01:48] Oh, wait, what?

[07:01:49] Oh, we started?

[07:01:50] I didn't know we started.

[07:01:51] No, no, no, you're good, you're good, you're good.

[07:01:52] I'll send you one more, I'll send you one more.

[07:01:53] Whoa, whoa, whoa, who's this guy?

[07:01:54] Who's this?

[07:01:56] Okay, wait, let me try again, let me try again.

[07:01:58] New game, play a friend, boom, boom.

[07:02:01] I just sent you one more.

[07:02:02] Oh my God, I'm in a game, I have to resign.

[07:02:05] Hold up, hold up.

[07:02:06] Where's the notice?

[07:02:09] But yeah, how do I resign?

[07:02:12] Oh, there we go.

[07:02:15] All right, all right.

[07:02:16] Let me send you one more, one more.

[07:02:18] Okay, and bottom being bottom room.

[07:02:22] You should get it.

[07:02:22] You did not heard it pop off,

[07:02:23] but I don't see it pop off the table.

[07:02:25] Bottom right of main screen,

[07:02:27] unless you have them all off maybe.

[07:02:31] Bottom right of main screen,

[07:02:33] unless you hear.

[07:02:34] Bottom right of main screen.

[07:02:34] Oh, oh, oh.

[07:02:35] Wait, it says recommended match.

[07:02:37] That's, wait, maybe try to send me one case if you can.

[07:02:42] Oh here we go, I just sent you one, I think.

[07:02:44] You did?

[07:02:45] New game, I'ma do five minute.

[07:02:48] Yep, play a friend five minute and then see if you've seen me

[07:02:50] on your friends list under you.

[07:02:52] Oh no, I got yours right here, I'm in here.

[07:02:53] Here we go, all right, here we go, best two out of three.

[07:02:55] All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

[07:02:57] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm nervous.

[07:02:59] Is it my go?

[07:03:00] Me and me, I think white always goes first in chess.

[07:03:03] Okay. Lock in. Check. Lock in. Interesting. Uh-huh. Right. Right. Okay. Oh, I see what

[07:03:28] What you doing here?

[07:03:33] Uh-huh.

[07:03:38] Yup.

[07:03:41] Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting.

[07:03:44] Okay.

[07:03:46] I think this is a good start.

[07:03:47] Put my chatty emote.

[07:03:49] Please.

[07:03:51] I think this is a good start.

[07:03:52] I don't even know how to cheat anyway.

[07:03:54] Okay.

[07:03:56] Okay.

[07:03:57] Yeah. Okay. I'm thinking. Did you see what I was trying to do, case?

[07:04:01] Did you see what I was trying to do? Yeah.

[07:04:05] Okay. I learned that like two days ago on TikTok.

[07:04:10] Oh, okay. Okay. Interesting. Interesting.

[07:04:14] Threatening the queen. I see. Okay.

[07:04:17] Who, who just do a little bit of a fallback here, I think.

[07:04:22] Yeah. A little bit of a fallback. Oh my God.

[07:04:27] Alright, boom. If you take, I take.

[07:04:35] Oh my god, I'm nervous!

[07:04:38] Ooh, ooh. Okay.

[07:04:42] Boom.

[07:04:45] What do you take?

[07:04:49] Interesting.

[07:04:52] Interesting.

[07:04:54] Yeah.

[07:04:56] This is interesting. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm nervous. Okay, I'm not gonna like that.

[07:05:02] I know chess is pretty intense. Okay reset a little bit of a reset. A little bit of a reset.

[07:05:07] All right. My queen is safe. My queen is safe. Oh, that's not safe. I'm so bad.

[07:05:15] Okay. Oh my god. What am I doing?

[07:05:20] Threaten.

[07:05:20] Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[07:05:39] That's kind of good.

[07:05:41] That rope has to die.

[07:05:43] Wait, oh, that was smart, Kenny, so, oh, my God, oh, the queen is safe.

[07:05:54] No.

[07:05:55] No, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do.

[07:06:01] Dude, I swear, I'll be tripping on you, bro.

[07:06:08] Okay.

[07:06:09] Okay, I'm only down two. This is winnable. This is winnable. Nice. Okay. Wait, that was a good play, but I mean that was actually good.

[07:06:19] Yes. Oh my God, I'm winning! I'm winning!

[07:06:28] Ooh, I blow under bad right there. What am I doing? Oh my God.

[07:06:32] Okay. Okay. Interesting.

[07:06:42] Bro, this queen has been goaded for me. Okay.

[07:06:47] Not for long, Jinxy. Okay, okay. I have a plan. Do you really? Okay. I got a plan, John. Okay, okay, okay. I got a plan.

[07:06:57] I didn't start getting these guys involved.

[07:06:59] I reckon, I reckon, I got to start getting these guys involved.

[07:07:05] My queen is still safe.

[07:07:08] Okay, trade that out.

[07:07:12] It's fine.

[07:07:14] Plus, okay, plus six, plus six, okay.

[07:07:19] And then, ooh.

[07:07:21] Check, that was a good play.

[07:07:26] Good play.

[07:07:37] Okay.

[07:07:46] Interesting, interesting, interesting.

[07:07:48] Bada bing.

[07:07:49] Three pawns in the middle.

[07:07:51] I got to watch out for that Bishop in the corner it's in like a killing position if I move my horse up there I

[07:07:58] Can't castle just yet

[07:08:01] Okay that threatens the Bishop

[07:08:10] Both of our Queens are still up interesting interesting

[07:08:17] Yeah, but I like this a lot I like this a lot

[07:08:21] That pond's protected.

[07:08:28] Horse is protected, pond's protected.

[07:08:32] Okay, that's interesting.

[07:08:34] Now that is interesting.

[07:08:37] Checkmate.

[07:08:45] Is that protected? Yes!

[07:08:46] Oh my God!

[07:08:53] Oh no. You're gonna do the same thing I just did, huh? Oh no. Oh no.

[07:09:00] You get over a call. I'm panicking. I'm panicking. I'm panicking. Oh, I'm panicking bad. This

[07:09:20] is bad case. I feel like you're trying to meet me. I feel like you're trying to meet me

[07:09:24] over here excuse me okay you have to move that bitch up you have to you have

[07:09:41] to you have to okay I wish my horse was one down to the right what do you think

[07:09:53] What are you thinking about?

[07:09:54] What are you thinking about?

[07:09:55] What are you thinking about?

[07:09:56] I don't know.

[07:09:57] Oh, it's my move.

[07:09:58] Come on.

[07:09:59] Okay.

[07:10:00] Interesting.

[07:10:01] You sacrificed.

[07:10:02] I could just start a killing spree back here, right?

[07:10:11] If you move the bishop, your queen dies.

[07:10:17] If you kill the horse, your queen dies.

[07:10:22] I think I just got to keep control of the lead.

[07:10:40] Oh, no, that's... no, no, I'm good. I can't get made in here. There's no way. Wait.

[07:10:48] Oh man, this is close, Jinxy. Oh my goodness, dude. There's no way to...

[07:10:52] I don't know I don't know enough about oh my god case up I just blundered but

[07:11:00] you just blundered oh my god oh I did blunder you're right you could have took

[07:11:04] and I could have took I didn't neither of us saw it

[07:11:08] okay if I lose this I'm the worst like chess player of all time there's no

[07:11:13] way yeah you got me on here a hundred percent the thing is you could

[07:11:19] still draw. Wait, what? Why can't I? Oh, there we go. Check. Am I good enough to

[07:11:30] made this.

[07:11:33] Hmm.

[07:11:39] Check.

[07:11:41] How is that not made?

[07:11:42] What?

[07:11:45] Check.

[07:11:47] What?

[07:11:48] How is that not made?

[07:11:50] You better get me!

[07:11:51] Don't let it go down like this!

[07:11:52] What?

[07:11:53] Yes!

[07:11:54] Nice!

[07:11:55] Okay, nice!

[07:11:56] That's one.

[07:11:57] Okay.

[07:11:58] That's three.

[07:11:59] All right, all right, all right.

[07:12:01] I'm actually like really, no, no, not a new match.

[07:12:14] Oh my God.

[07:12:15] Please, brawl.

[07:12:16] Brawl.

[07:12:17] Re-match.

[07:12:18] I know I clicked the wrong thing.

[07:12:19] My bad.

[07:12:20] Can this guy just, he and he, okay.

[07:12:23] All right, I'm gonna send you one more.

[07:12:25] Okay.

[07:12:27] One more.

[07:12:28] And bang, battle off on it.

[07:12:30] Now it should pop up, nice.

[07:12:31] There we go.

[07:12:32] Game two.

[07:12:33] Beautiful.

[07:12:34] Lock in.

[07:12:35] Stay locked.

[07:12:39] Mm.

[07:12:43] Mm-hmm.

[07:12:44] Okay.

[07:12:45] Okay.

[07:12:46] Right. Okay. Okay. Interesting. Interesting. You got your queen. Okay. Early. Okay. Okay.

[07:13:04] Let's get my horses out. Let's get the horses out.

[07:13:11] Maybe a tiny bit of mid-control here.

[07:13:18] That can't die.

[07:13:19] Oh no, it can. It can.

[07:13:21] No, it can't. No, it can't.

[07:13:29] See that Bishop?

[07:13:34] Come on. Lock in, Chad. Lock in. Lock in.

[07:13:41] Ooh, okay. That's interesting.

[07:13:45] That horse can't die though because, yeah, yeah, I can't die.

[07:13:51] There's a demon in my house that has heard something.

[07:13:55] Threaten the Queen!

[07:14:04] If I do this.

[07:14:10] Is that check?

[07:14:11] Is there some demon action in my house?

[07:14:14] What do you mean?

[07:14:15] You hear it like a noise?

[07:14:16] I hear something knocking behind me.

[07:14:29] Smart, smart, smart man, smart man.

[07:14:33] has to fall back now. Oh, I'm so bad. I'm so bad. Oh my god. Oh, I didn't even notice

[07:14:47] that well played dare I say check dare I say no I can't check again can't I know

[07:15:07] Now would it make any sense?

[07:15:12] This is tricky, man.

[07:15:15] Okay.

[07:15:16] No, it is, dude.

[07:15:17] Okay.

[07:15:18] Boom.

[07:15:19] Boom.

[07:15:20] Boom.

[07:15:21] Boom.

[07:15:22] And then I could do that, right?

[07:15:26] Right?

[07:15:27] Right?

[07:15:28] Wait, what?

[07:15:29] Am I tweaking?

[07:15:31] Am I tweaking?

[07:15:55] I'm trying to do every move that I would think isn't the right move.

[07:16:00] whatever move that I think is the right one has to be wrong.

[07:16:09] I'm so bad at chess.

[07:16:14] Now you did the right move, man. I just sold. Oh, okay, I'm

[07:16:20] only down to I guess. I'm glad I put the queen there. That was

[07:16:25] smart. This is a good recovery. Oh my God. Okay, should I check? Should I do this? No,

[07:16:36] I can't because it's freaking check. Dude, I'm terrible. What am I doing? Maybe a little

[07:16:43] I'm gonna open it in that.

[07:16:45] Bro, I don't know.

[07:16:53] Okay.

[07:16:54] Oh my goodness, I'm so rusty, bro.

[07:17:02] Bishop's being threatened.

[07:17:04] Highest elo chess, facts.

[07:17:09] Okay, that.

[07:17:11] that that that that that that's good but what are you cooking up here trying to like I'm

[07:17:20] down to remember time doesn't matter case time matters yeah yeah so like you can be ahead

[07:17:27] of material but if you run out of time you lose yeah okay I was thinking about this

[07:17:39] I think chess is so, so difficult.

[07:17:42] I don't think this is a bad play by any means, Jack.

[07:17:46] I think this is the play.

[07:17:49] This is the play.

[07:17:51] Please, I feel like, wait, wait,

[07:17:54] that was a blunder, I think?

[07:17:59] But should I, was that a blunder?

[07:18:03] No, it wasn't, I'm just on the next level right now.

[07:18:09] Are you sure it wasn't a blunder? No, it wasn't a blunder watch this

[07:18:15] No, that was probably a blunder

[07:18:19] Okay, okay, okay

[07:18:22] All right, all right, this is really intense. Okay, I've got something in the world. I've got something cooking up right now

[07:18:35] More infinite something all right

[07:18:39] It's kind of fine by me. I might do a little bit of this, a little bit of that.

[07:18:49] But I'm trying to think of a way to set up a checkmate. I have so much stuff going on.

[07:18:53] Ooh, check. Always good to check. Always good to check. Okay. Wait, is that?

[07:19:01] That's not checkmate, right? No.

[07:19:03] Wait, hold up.

[07:19:13] Is that check?

[07:19:14] No.

[07:19:15] It's another check though.

[07:19:20] Has to move.

[07:19:22] This is so tricky, bro.

[07:19:29] You ain't live.

[07:19:30] I could have took the Rook.

[07:19:33] What am I doing?

[07:19:34] I could have took the Rook.

[07:19:35] Oh my God.

[07:19:36] I just now saw it.

[07:19:37] I'm the worst player ever.

[07:19:39] I should literally vomit on myself.

[07:19:41] Bro, I just now saw the Rook.

[07:19:44] Yeah, I gotta get rid of that.

[07:19:46] It is what it is.

[07:19:50] Okay.

[07:19:58] Is it time?

[07:20:09] I don't know what to do.

[07:20:10] I know there's a play but I just can't find it.

[07:20:12] I know there's gotta be a play in here.

[07:20:19] Has to be.

[07:20:20] Bro, it's so overwhelming to think about all the little things at once.

[07:20:25] Yeah.

[07:20:26] Okay, that should have moved that king there ages ago.

[07:20:32] I don't even know how to, at this point, I don't even know how to check nobody.

[07:20:39] Like if I put it right beside it, I don't know if the king can just kill the queen.

[07:20:43] Yeah, I can, I can, I think.

[07:20:45] Chad, a king can kill a queen, right? That's kind of important.

[07:20:49] I think it can, I think it can.

[07:20:53] All right, let's stick here.

[07:20:56] I mean, you take, but then I take, it has to move the bow.

[07:21:08] Interesting.

[07:21:13] That horse is so protected.

[07:21:20] Okay.

[07:21:25] What's happening?

[07:21:50] I just saw that was the biggest sound of my life.

[07:22:20] Oh wait what did I just do?

[07:22:25] Oh my god.

[07:22:28] Oh my god.

[07:22:30] Oh my god.

[07:22:43] Oh my god.

[07:22:44] Oh my god.

[07:22:45] I'm terrible.

[07:22:46] Bro I'm terrible.

[07:22:47] Oh my goodness dude.

[07:22:49] I was oh man that's one one baby okay re-batch Wow that was such a good game

[07:22:57] holy cinema bro that was crazy bro

[07:23:02] floored one one dude okay come down the lock well you're locked dude I sold at

[07:23:09] the end we wait it's gonna abort in seven seconds by the way why cuz you are

[07:23:14] I don't know why it does 10 seconds but yeah, okay

[07:23:20] Okay

[07:23:23] It's some straight doo-doo versus poo poo over here, bro. Let me tell you

[07:23:29] Okay, boom good start what that is doing triple

[07:23:39] Good start, okay, okay

[07:23:44] I like getting the queen involved, but I always end up getting her killed

[07:23:49] Okay

[07:23:51] Let me sink

[07:23:54] Do this start building up a little bit of an oh my god, I think you just so case up

[07:24:01] Okay, so what?

[07:24:08] What did I do there

[07:24:10] But what do I do here?

[07:24:13] You have to move Bishop back, I think.

[07:24:16] Oh, Lord, I sold.

[07:24:19] Godly, brah, when you make one move, another thousand of them

[07:24:24] come open.

[07:24:26] I plan that, though, the whole time to be real with you.

[07:24:30] OK.

[07:24:32] God, this takes so much, like so much of my brain function,

[07:24:35] and I don't have it.

[07:24:37] OK.

[07:24:39] Oh, early check, okay.

[07:24:43] Interesting.

[07:24:46] That queen is safe,

[07:24:47] because that bishop doesn't really do much.

[07:24:50] Honestly, nothing can kill the queen.

[07:24:54] Okay, another check.

[07:24:58] You're very checky, you're very checky, case.

[07:25:01] I try.

[07:25:02] That's always good to,

[07:25:03] it's always good to feel somebody,

[07:25:05] oh my God.

[07:25:06] And that's why.

[07:25:08] Okay, let's just trap this green and just fully lock him.

[07:25:15] Trapped, kills the horse dies, kills the bishop dies.

[07:25:20] Let's go, that's game, that's game.

[07:25:23] Oh, I'm an idiot.

[07:25:25] What about just do that for?

[07:25:29] I just sold, bro, that's GG.

[07:25:32] Don't worry, I'm capable of selling this, trust me.

[07:25:36] No, that's GG.

[07:25:37] I'm like 100 elo in this.

[07:25:42] What did I do that for?

[07:25:43] What am I tripping on?

[07:25:47] I can still pull this out, relax.

[07:25:53] Where am I at?

[07:25:54] Okay.

[07:25:55] Okay.

[07:25:59] What do you guys think of this play?

[07:26:00] Now that queen's in a good spot anyways, right?

[07:26:02] But isn't this play, no, this play's terrible.

[07:26:04] That's like how I lose.

[07:26:06] Okay, check. Do one of those right there. Okay.

[07:26:11] That game's not really protected. I got to chill.

[07:26:16] I think the only way I could lose this is either completely blundering and giving up a bunch of chips or just getting checkmated randomly because you can still checkmate with like two things. That's the.

[07:26:27] Yeah. If I knew how to checkmate, I could.

[07:26:30] Okay, let's threaten. But unfortunately I don't.

[07:26:35] Okay, Chad, if I lose, like Chad, if I lose this, I'm the worst human of all time.

[07:26:41] Okay, so check.

[07:26:53] I just thought there's no way I'm like this bad.

[07:26:56] Yeah, I'm a low on time, too.

[07:27:05] Okay, that was the first cell.

[07:27:12] This is solid. This is solid play.

[07:27:22] I can't do that though.

[07:27:27] Can't do that either.

[07:27:29] I feel like I just have to do damage control and protect my queen at all costs.

[07:27:40] I feel like I just have to do damage control and protect my queen at all costs.

[07:27:50] so I don't get randomly checkmated by like messing up.

[07:27:53] I feel like I just have to do damage control and protect my queen at all costs.

[07:28:00] And I think I got this.

[07:28:07] Wait a minute. Is that...

[07:28:12] I can recheck. I just want to make sure I don't lose my queen.

[07:28:16] Bishop has to come back again.

[07:28:17] Okay, and horse gets traded here. If we do that, come on, come on. Yeah, I got to got

[07:28:39] to. It is what it is. Is it my

[07:28:46] time? Yeah. Okay. Well, they

[07:28:50] need to give me a note of case

[07:28:51] but like, Hey, it's your turn.

[07:28:52] Wait, we like ding ding. It's

[07:28:54] your turn, bud. Okay. Wait a

[07:29:00] minute. Wait a minute. That was

[07:29:01] a genius chat. Oh my God. Wait

[07:29:05] a minute. Could I know I'm

[07:29:08] No, I'm gonna lose my queen like this.

[07:29:11] Wait, but then I could redo this.

[07:29:14] Hold up.

[07:29:15] I think this is checkmate.

[07:29:16] No, it's not.

[07:29:18] Try it.

[07:29:19] I think it is.

[07:29:20] You have the one next to the rook.

[07:29:22] You have the one next to the rook, yeah.

[07:29:24] Bro, I had to, oh, you had that too.

[07:29:26] Okay, I'm just lost.

[07:29:29] Okay.

[07:29:32] This is check.

[07:29:34] Cause the queen can't die cause the rook.

[07:29:38] Okay, and then this is I got to make moves faster too up a long time, bro, how can I check me out of this bro?

[07:29:52] I don't really know. I still think, okay, this is a good start. This is a good start.

[07:30:00] I need to get my horse involved and my brook involved at the bottom.

[07:30:04] All your troops are like buried horse here.

[07:30:20] Check with the horse, hold up.

[07:30:23] Only got a minute left, Cah.

[07:30:37] God, both of your things are protected right now.

[07:30:45] Both of your things are protected.

[07:30:50] This is a good start right here.

[07:30:53] I have the brain capacity to do this, I think.

[07:30:57] I need to move.

[07:31:00] Okay.

[07:31:02] Ooh, interesting.

[07:31:05] How can I?

[07:31:10] Wait, hold on, that's the plan.

[07:31:12] It wasn't a blunder, you simpletons.

[07:31:13] You're not thinking at the level that I'm thinking there.

[07:31:16] Wait, I think it wasn't.

[07:31:17] Wait, was it?

[07:31:21] Yeah.

[07:31:23] Wait, no, no way it was, right?

[07:31:26] Well, because I got the bishop, because the rock moved.

[07:31:30] Oh, I forgot that bishop was even there.

[07:31:34] Please be jobless.

[07:31:34] I was thinking of something else.

[07:31:35] Please be checkmate.

[07:31:38] How please be checkmate.

[07:31:41] Wait.

[07:31:44] Wait, what?

[07:31:45] Check.

[07:31:49] I mean, I could take the.

[07:31:50] We check

[07:31:56] Gg bro, okay that was that was fun. I'm so stupid for letting my queen die that early

[07:32:02] I'm so dumb for that right there. Okay, so I have I have early killed my queen more than I think anyone in the

[07:32:13] Couple days you would have beat me up. I'm horrible. No, probably not dude

[07:32:17] I do I'm so bad at chess about making a move and forgetting what move come open after that one

[07:32:23] That's what I'm so bad at tough watch. I was tweaking. I lost so many brain cells

[07:32:28] Yeah, all of a sudden everybody's a chess pro and there it's a tough watch all of a sudden. Yeah, sure y'all are all

[07:32:34] What's his name?

[07:32:35] Magnus Carlson or whatever his name is

[07:32:38] Okay, now case for that for now. It's one of your games. Okay, so

[07:32:43] So would you like to select Fall Guys first to win a game?

[07:32:47] Roblox, Spelling Bee, or are you smarter than a fifth grader?

[07:32:50] What do you mean?

[07:32:51] What Spelling Bee is one of my games, huh?

[07:32:53] I haven't played it, but obviously it's just like a Spelling Bee.

[07:32:57] How about Roblox on PC, right?

[07:32:59] I think so.

[07:33:00] Wait, what are my three again?

[07:33:01] Fall Guys first to get a win.

[07:33:04] Roblox, Spelling Bee, or are you smarter than a fifth grader?

[07:33:08] Fall Guys first to get a win.

[07:33:09] Let's get that out the way.

[07:33:10] Okay.

[07:33:11] Do you think, okay.

[07:33:12] What if you win here, it's over, bro.

[07:33:16] If you get a dub before me, it's over.

[07:33:18] No joke.

[07:33:18] Do you remember when you literally came to my house

[07:33:20] and won your first two games of Fall Guys back to back?

[07:33:23] Yeah.

[07:33:23] Wow.

[07:33:24] Getting strings like?

[07:33:25] Yeah.

[07:33:26] I think I'm a underdog here, but I could.

[07:33:28] I could just pull out something insane.

[07:33:30] I think you could.

[07:33:32] I've gotten wins before.

[07:33:35] All right.

[07:33:35] First one to a dub.

[07:33:36] So we both just started the exact same time.

[07:33:39] And we just keep going.

[07:33:40] So is the first person to win five games?

[07:33:43] First person win five games total.

[07:33:45] Yes.

[07:33:46] And you're up 1-0 on me right now.

[07:33:47] I'm up 1-0.

[07:33:48] I got to win this.

[07:33:50] You have to win this game.

[07:33:51] How do we deal with stream snipers?

[07:33:54] I think we should leave in queue, leave in queue,

[07:33:55] leave in queue.

[07:33:56] Just keep trying.

[07:33:58] All right.

[07:33:58] Wait, oh my god.

[07:33:59] I started.

[07:33:59] OK, I quit.

[07:34:00] I quit.

[07:34:01] OK.

[07:34:01] Case up.

[07:34:02] OK.

[07:34:02] Whenever you're ready, I think we both

[07:34:04] start at the exact same time, and we just

[07:34:06] keep going until somebody gets a win.

[07:34:07] So, I thought it was going to be the same

[07:34:10] lobby. Oh, oh, wait, you mean

[07:34:17] Yeah, but you can play solos

[07:34:17] with both people in the same

[07:34:18] lobby. Oh my god, you're

[07:34:21] right. Yeah, it's way, it'd

[07:34:22] be way easier like that. How

[07:34:24] do we do that? We just make

[07:34:25] a lobby? Yeah, I have to add

[07:34:27] to you and I uh, if I have

[07:34:28] you added on epic, I think

[07:34:30] I do, right? Yes. Yeah, a

[07:34:32] hundred percent do. I just

[07:34:33] invite you and we play solo

[07:34:35] and but we're in the same

[07:34:37] lobby. You can cue solos

[07:34:38] in the same lobby. I do

[07:34:39] Yep, I do it every day, big dog, every day.

[07:34:43] I swear.

[07:34:46] So here's what I figured out on how to hide from string

[07:34:49] snipers, even though it don't work that much.

[07:34:51] But I already have you added.

[07:34:52] I just invited you.

[07:34:53] Oh my goodness, it's perfect.

[07:34:57] I see you.

[07:34:58] Golly, you got me in chess, bro.

[07:35:00] Oh my goodness.

[07:35:01] Wait, case, I invited you.

[07:35:02] Did you see that?

[07:35:03] I can just make you host.

[07:35:05] I didn't see your invite.

[07:35:07] Bro, I thought you were going to obliterate me in chess.

[07:35:11] No.

[07:35:12] I told you now.

[07:35:14] I accepted it.

[07:35:15] OK.

[07:35:16] If you make me host, I can set it up.

[07:35:19] OK.

[07:35:20] How do I make you host, Kates?

[07:35:21] How do I do that?

[07:35:22] I actually don't know.

[07:35:25] Maybe go to party menu and click on my name.

[07:35:28] Or just go to C Games and go to Solo.

[07:35:33] Yep.

[07:35:33] Classic game solos.

[07:35:34] And then just queue.

[07:35:37] Yeah, or even though we're really not queuing.

[07:35:41] Yeah, okay.

[07:35:42] Greeners, divers.

[07:35:42] High screen, high screen, maybe.

[07:35:44] Dude, I don't, it's going to be so bad regardless of when we queue.

[07:35:47] I'm not even going to lie.

[07:35:48] It's going to be so bad regardless of when we queue.

[07:35:51] Will you still there, GC?

[07:35:52] Yeah, can you hear me?

[07:35:53] Can you hear it?

[07:35:53] Okay.

[07:35:54] Yeah.

[07:35:54] I think I still muted it.

[07:35:55] Okay.

[07:35:57] Chad, I used to really think I could have gotten me cool in here.

[07:35:59] Stop.

[07:36:01] Okay.

[07:36:02] Oh my God.

[07:36:03] Okay.

[07:36:03] I, okay.

[07:36:05] First one to get a win.

[07:36:06] So we just keep going.

[07:36:07] So this could on paper take 27 hours on paper. Yeah.

[07:36:12] But I don't think it will. We're both gamers. Okay. Come on.

[07:36:18] Dude, you are absolutely disgusting at fall guys though. Okay.

[07:36:22] Dude. Okay. Walk in. Dude. If you get me in fall guys,

[07:36:27] you won the whole challenge, bro. No joke.

[07:36:30] Can see where you supposed to hide screen there. Uh, it doesn't

[07:36:33] Oh my goodness, bro, getting kites.

[07:36:36] You didn't tell me.

[07:36:38] No, guys, it doesn't matter.

[07:36:40] It's inevitable.

[07:36:42] Don't grab us and don't throw for us.

[07:36:45] I have a whole alliance in Fall, guys.

[07:36:47] Now they're called the shooters.

[07:36:50] Yeah, wow, Miku got in here.

[07:36:54] How are you doing right now?

[07:36:55] How are you doing?

[07:36:56] I'm in first, third, second.

[07:36:58] I'm pretty sure.

[07:36:59] Oh, I'm so cooked.

[07:37:00] Oh my god.

[07:37:01] Bramley, you got me in chance, man.

[07:37:06] I'm barely going to call.

[07:37:07] Barely going to call.

[07:37:08] Go.

[07:37:09] Thomas, can you zoom in camera a little bit?

[07:37:10] Sorry.

[07:37:11] I'm barely going to call.

[07:37:12] Barely going to call.

[07:37:13] Barely going to call.

[07:37:14] What?

[07:37:14] I'm barely going to call, too.

[07:37:15] I'm just sold.

[07:37:17] Now I'm calling all day, baby.

[07:37:18] Let's go.

[07:37:19] Oh, yeah.

[07:37:20] This is my bread and butter.

[07:37:21] Jeetzy, let's go.

[07:37:23] Where are you at?

[07:37:24] I'm calling.

[07:37:25] I'm calling.

[07:37:25] No.

[07:37:27] Please, let me get there.

[07:37:28] Somebody call.

[07:37:29] Let me call.

[07:37:30] You're not there.

[07:37:30] Where are you at?

[07:37:32] I'm 20th, 20th.

[07:37:34] I was the last animal.

[07:37:35] You got the last spot.

[07:37:36] Oh my goodness.

[07:37:38] What?

[07:37:38] That is insane.

[07:37:40] All right, I'm already up to a whirly star.

[07:37:42] I gotta play better.

[07:37:44] Oh, I gotta get some water.

[07:37:45] You want some plates for me to get my fist?

[07:37:46] I got like, yeah, a fourth or fifth, something like that.

[07:37:50] OK.

[07:37:51] I, this game is so peak.

[07:37:53] Stream Sniper's literally destroyed this game.

[07:37:56] Yeah, but I combed at them, though.

[07:37:59] Cause I got a whole shooter alliance with me, bro.

[07:38:03] Do you know the, um, you know, the ones where you have to jump like wheels

[07:38:08] or whatever it's called, oh fans, fans, you know that one?

[07:38:11] Yeah.

[07:38:11] You cannot beat that one.

[07:38:13] If you're getting sniked because you have to jump and they just clip you.

[07:38:15] You have to just leave.

[07:38:16] Exactly.

[07:38:17] Yep.

[07:38:17] Exactly.

[07:38:18] Fans is like unbeatable if you're getting sniked.

[07:38:21] How many minutes, two minutes, a little bit.

[07:38:23] Okay.

[07:38:24] Top 22.

[07:38:25] Who you at?

[07:38:26] Dude, there's multiple shrimp snipers in here.

[07:38:31] Oh no, oh no.

[07:38:35] Oh no.

[07:38:36] Oh buddy, oh pal, you might be in trouble here, Jinxie.

[07:38:39] I just hit the move I've been trying to hit for the past three months for the first time.

[07:38:43] Oh my goodness, Jinxie, you might be in trouble.

[07:38:47] See, the thing is like, normally I can get to finals and I just never enter the

[07:38:55] flow state you have to enter flow state to get past finally.

[07:38:58] Yep.

[07:38:59] And not get grabbed.

[07:39:01] Yes.

[07:39:02] Because at best your odds are like one to four.

[07:39:04] But normally it's like one to six or one to eight even.

[07:39:08] Yep.

[07:39:09] I am the most disgusting human being that's ever lived.

[07:39:14] No, no, no, no.

[07:39:18] Did you die?

[07:39:19] I almost died.

[07:39:20] This one's an elimination one, right?

[07:39:22] Oh my god.

[07:39:23] No, it's not but if you get hit with the the slime you just die

[07:39:33] If I would have hit that again, I would have twig

[07:39:38] I'm actually gonna back to the spine. This is so that wall. Let's go. Where are you at? Please? Yes

[07:39:46] jump

[07:39:48] jump

[07:39:49] You're all the way back here Jinxie. Oh my god. I'm terrible. I'm terrible

[07:39:56] What's happening what's happening to my guy?

[07:39:59] Please please please please. Oh, no, you got plenty of time. You're good. Really? Really? Yeah

[07:40:04] Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm that person besides use one of my shooters. He's not gonna grab you. Oh

[07:40:10] No way. Is there slack? Oh my god. Okay. You gotta get him good

[07:40:14] See like these don't matter that much because they're really easy to call on these but um

[07:40:18] Bro, it's the later ones. The later ones are so hard.

[07:40:22] Nice.

[07:40:24] Alright, dude.

[07:40:29] Bro.

[07:40:30] Bro, I'm going to be honest. This falls guy is one of the most prolific stream snipers in my entire chat.

[07:40:35] If he gets a chance, he will tune.

[07:40:37] If he gets a singular opportunity, he will end my life with zero hesitation.

[07:40:42] Well, don't worry. My shooter's gonna by the way you see the guy that's holding them right now is named shooter flippy

[07:40:50] Second highest rated fall guys play in the world right now. What? Yeah behind Lerman

[07:40:57] And learn it's also a shooter wait, are they gonna kill balls?

[07:41:02] They're trying to

[07:41:05] Wait, this is sick you have like a militia. Oh, dude. It's insane. You should see it. Oh

[07:41:10] Oh my god, new quail new quail is a shooter of mine too. Yeah

[07:41:15] Now we out here, bro. I got the whole mafia and fall guys, dude

[07:41:22] Okay, dude, you know the first game one of us can you what do you want the balls guy taking care of us?

[07:41:28] I'll sit my henshin on them. I'm just saying I think if balls has an opportunity to kill me

[07:41:33] I think okay, uh shooters get rid of them the balls guys in blue

[07:41:37] get rid of them. I'm like, I'm like, is that fact? I'm taking care of. I got you. You just

[07:41:43] let me know. I'll send my henchmen on them. They're like, oh, yes, there will be no evidence.

[07:41:49] No, nothing. They will do whatever they have to to get rid of them. So if you want the

[07:41:54] blue guy dead, don't make sure it happens whether it kills them or not. And you see

[07:41:59] the Miku skin. Yes. Yes. The blue hair. That's the shooter general. She's been

[07:42:03] stream sniping for me for like three years.

[07:42:06] She's the leader of them.

[07:42:08] Oh my God.

[07:42:09] Okay, I remember this one.

[07:42:10] You just stay on the ship.

[07:42:12] Yeah.

[07:42:14] All right, chat, all right.

[07:42:15] We ain't gonna be living it to either.

[07:42:16] You ain't gotta worry about it coming back on you.

[07:42:20] I feel like they might kill him on this one

[07:42:21] because there's a lot of slime.

[07:42:24] Bro, I don't know if this is fast,

[07:42:25] but like, I feel like every time I play ball guys,

[07:42:28] I have to actually be thinking about every possible way

[07:42:31] I can die or lose.

[07:42:32] And as soon as I don't-

[07:42:33] That's how I feel playing CS2.

[07:42:35] Exactly.

[07:42:36] As soon as I don't, I die or lose every time.

[07:42:38] Yeah.

[07:42:39] I have to think about every possible obstacle.

[07:42:42] Sometimes I go through the motions and I die.

[07:42:44] Like, right here, I wanna go slow.

[07:42:45] Right here, I wanna go slow.

[07:42:48] Yep, see, look at that.

[07:42:49] Absolutely getting it.

[07:42:51] Okay, now the ship comes.

[07:42:53] Jump.

[07:42:54] All right, we're locked.

[07:42:55] You're doing good, though.

[07:42:56] Thank you, thank you.

[07:42:57] All right.

[07:42:58] Shooters, take care of the guy in the Spartan skin.

[07:43:00] Get him out of here.

[07:43:01] He just tried to grab me and teal me.

[07:43:03] Like the disgusting animal it is.

[07:43:07] I just did the craziest jump ever.

[07:43:09] That was a world first.

[07:43:10] Oh my goodness, clip it.

[07:43:12] That's called the queso.

[07:43:13] Wow.

[07:43:17] Oh my God, I'm surviving.

[07:43:20] Wait, what is your skin?

[07:43:21] Uh, I'm pink.

[07:43:22] Oh yeah, you're right, you're with me.

[07:43:23] Pink guy with blue arrows.

[07:43:24] Pink guy with blue arrows.

[07:43:25] Yeah.

[07:43:27] Oh my, did you almost die?

[07:43:31] No, no!

[07:43:34] Dude, I got the weirdest qualifier done!

[07:43:41] Okay, so?

[07:43:42] Did you die?

[07:43:44] Wait, did you die?

[07:43:47] I went to pre-fire.

[07:43:49] I went to pre-fire the bridge, and it instantly zapped out under my feet, and I died.

[07:43:56] Oh, yeah!

[07:43:57] Okay, so I gotta win this right here then, Chad.

[07:44:00] here then chat I could I could end this right here first game look at me cool

[07:44:04] look at me cool me you kill balls me you kill balls that's the general look I

[07:44:13] bit oh my god that's not that's okay I mean okay I'm so bad oh my goodness

[07:44:24] me cool didn't quality they're hoping are you supposed to let those things

[07:44:27] It's weird. There's a hitbox at the very bottom of the finish line right there. That's how I survived

[07:44:35] Yeah, I barely got the hitbox. I gotta lock it. Come on. I had to do this first game

[07:44:40] Oh my gosh, I gotta try this game. I gotta tie this up. I think there's a string sniper still in here though

[07:44:45] So it's gonna be rough. Let me check. I'll be out with the box you dude. Oh my god

[07:44:49] I'm so bad at all guys. I got it. I gotta make it one one right here

[07:44:53] Dude, I should have went slow.

[07:44:54] I had all the time in the world case, and I rushed it.

[07:44:56] Yeah.

[07:44:57] That's what I mean.

[07:44:57] Yeah, there's a string of sniper in here, though.

[07:44:59] It might be bad for me.

[07:45:00] OK, wait.

[07:45:00] Who is it?

[07:45:01] Who is it?

[07:45:04] I'm in the blue.

[07:45:05] Oh, the white Spartan skin.

[07:45:07] It's got like a mohawk.

[07:45:10] But you got to go slow.

[07:45:11] Yo, any of my shooters in here, don't give it to me.

[07:45:13] If it's a 1v1, play it out.

[07:45:14] Don't give it to me.

[07:45:18] All right, Kasein, watching you.

[07:45:21] I got to let them know, because sometimes I

[07:45:22] I want to sacrifice their life for me.

[07:45:23] I got to let them know that I got to eat this plate out.

[07:45:30] Go get this disgusting farm animal away from me.

[07:45:34] You loveless, touchless, kissless, disgusting,

[07:45:39] conglomerate of sales.

[07:45:41] You filthy.

[07:45:45] OK.

[07:45:47] You're looking good, Tase.

[07:45:48] I'm going to be honest.

[07:45:49] I don't think anyone's above you.

[07:45:51] I think you're on the top level.

[07:45:54] It's either it's going to be like this.

[07:45:55] Either I'm going to win or Flippi's going to win.

[07:45:57] There's two above you.

[07:45:58] OK, one of them came down.

[07:46:03] I think you're going to win first game.

[07:46:04] Dude, look at this thing.

[07:46:05] I wish nothing but the worst for you in your whole life,

[07:46:08] truly.

[07:46:09] This guy's grabbed you twice, I think,

[07:46:10] and he's brought you to lower levels.

[07:46:12] Yep, look at it.

[07:46:13] But B, Lotus, I'm not going to cut him out, I don't think.

[07:46:16] I'm kind of crazy with it though Bro, you're so elegant.

[07:46:25] Can't say such a bully, not in every word of it too.

[07:46:30] Every jump is elegant, bro.

[07:46:33] You're so elegant.

[07:46:37] I lost, Jinxie.

[07:46:38] I don't know if you lost.

[07:46:40] You're on top level with three other people.

[07:46:42] I lost, Jinxie.

[07:46:43] Wait, maybe cut him out, maybe.

[07:46:47] Oh no.

[07:46:48] Yep.

[07:46:49] Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[07:46:51] Oh my God, you're cooking.

[07:46:52] Oh my God, you're cooking.

[07:46:53] I have no choice but to do this.

[07:46:54] Oh my God, you're cooking.

[07:46:56] Wait, no.

[07:46:57] Wait.

[07:46:58] Ah!

[07:47:01] I have no choice but to run around

[07:47:03] because this pig is just following me.

[07:47:07] Okay, okay, mess game.

[07:47:08] Now like, what if we do like five games

[07:47:11] no one wins. Just whoever did better. I don't know whether you do that. Yeah, whoever did better.

[07:47:19] We'll cut that first game as like your win, okay, like many wins.

[07:47:22] Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm cool with that. Yeah, I'm cool with that. Yeah.

[07:47:24] Like, we'll do like five games max. That's a good idea.

[07:47:29] Because you made it far.

[07:47:29] So game one, yeah, game one, you can say that I took it. Okay, yeah.

[07:47:32] Yeah, like, so we'll do like, we'll do like five games max and like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[07:47:37] So game one, case, I made it further. Case, I made it further.

[07:47:39] I'm going to be able to keep track.

[07:47:42] OK, that makes sense.

[07:47:43] That makes sense.

[07:47:45] We're locked.

[07:47:46] Bro, Chad, if we play Joe in it,

[07:47:47] it literally could never end.

[07:47:48] Hypothetically, it can never end.

[07:47:51] Yo, Chad, stop talking about he won.

[07:47:52] Nobody cares if it won, bro.

[07:47:54] Nobody cares if it won.

[07:47:55] I don't care.

[07:47:56] A fake in case, re-read it.

[07:47:58] That's why I literally full screened after I died.

[07:48:03] So that absolute cattle, that vermin,

[07:48:06] That swine disgusting insect creature

[07:48:10] didn't get even a single second of screen time.

[07:48:13] Why you think I full screened it?

[07:48:18] Okay, one to zero for you.

[07:48:21] I meant it too, JC, I meant it.

[07:48:22] You don't judge me for saying that, do you?

[07:48:24] I meant it.

[07:48:25] No, it was pretty funny.

[07:48:26] I meant it.

[07:48:28] As long as you ain't judging me, it's all right.

[07:48:29] Cause I meant it too, I meant it.

[07:48:31] Like, let's call it what it is, dude.

[07:48:33] If you're griefing in Fall Guys, dude,

[07:48:35] You need to know you need to be know you don't need to reevaluate nothing you don't need to be rehabbed

[07:48:40] You need to be thrown in jail for life. No parole. No nothing. I mean it

[07:48:45] Okay, I did do two fake outs broke. How do people still I just don't understand

[07:48:51] Someone me howling

[07:48:54] Yeah, imagine that one we got the meow group in here

[07:48:59] Okay, I'm gonna lock you do you ever do any me Alan

[07:49:01] What was the circumstances that you did it for like is there a reason you did zero, zero logical reason?

[07:49:08] Jack, I didn't say that. Oh my God, I literally did today. But before today, it's been like two years.

[07:49:14] Oh, you did today. Why?

[07:49:17] Um, you me out today.

[07:49:21] Wait, what was the reason?

[07:49:24] You did today why?

[07:49:28] You me out today

[07:49:30] We what was the reason oh, I was trying to get unbanned on CS

[07:49:34] I was trying to get unbanned on CS and I don't know why but high vibes don't mean to be out. Oh

[07:49:40] That's wild right there. Oh my god. This one. Okay. I'm gonna be I hate this one

[07:49:44] Well, no, you're nasty. You're like Tom Brady on this one. No, I suck at this one, bro

[07:49:49] I'm not gonna lie. I don't like it, but this one's RMG

[07:49:52] I feel like because it really that you don't know where you're gonna land you really don't

[07:49:57] Yep

[07:50:02] Almost sold the bag dude

[07:50:05] All right chat all this one. It's all about playing passive it not trying to go for kids play passive

[07:50:11] Because look bro. I don't need kills. I just need to survive

[07:50:15] The best believe I'm gonna lose their life. I've seen it with my own two eyes

[07:50:19] bro it's it's crazy there's not a single part of this map where you're

[07:50:23] actually completely safe not one yep it's kind of emoting wait flip he's

[07:50:29] actually so cool flip he's not grabbing me wow not flippies the goat now

[07:50:33] if he is one of the goats bro I think it's the first time like but okay your

[07:50:39] fall guys are nice dude like I haven't got lines now I'm there's a there's

[07:50:44] an insect grabbing me here. Oh my god, one more elimination, please.

[07:50:50] Yo, sweaty clap handle that. Okay, W flimpy in the chat, like actually, he's literally

[07:50:56] a bodyguard. Yo, the real I get money, welcome to the

[07:51:02] shooter society. Okay, this could be the way, dude, I'm not gonna lie, if you didn't

[07:51:10] have these people in here it would be so good like yeah but if I have purged this game over

[07:51:15] the past two months even having one guy who sticks with you matters so much oh my god

[07:51:21] I made fruit juice I swear dude do you jump dive on this or just jump do you jump dive

[07:51:26] or just jump just jump just jump you can jump dive off the platform but just just jump

[07:51:33] okay because dude I've gotten caught in sequences where I jump dive and I just can't

[07:51:38] Yeah, she's cake. You can also do the the queso patented hammer strap, but it's too risky. What is that?

[07:51:47] It's where you hit the hammer and it like flings you over half the map

[07:51:52] But it can easily backfire I think I'm calling I think I'm in quality. I'm not walling Jinzy. I think I'm in quality territory dare

[07:52:00] I say I'm in quality territory

[07:52:03] Dare I say? Yes, are you behind me case it's cool?

[07:52:08] You bought you bought right you bought nice. Oh my goodness, dude

[07:52:13] Okay, oh my god top 12. Okay one more round to a finals

[07:52:19] No, this is the finals. I

[07:52:22] Think this is the finals. I think it chops it to eight. Oh my god. You're right. How'd you know? Oh my goodness

[07:52:28] It's the same one 12 man hexagon bro. That's gonna be hectic. Okay sure. Oh lord get it. It's gonna be hectic stick

[07:52:38] Okay, okay, my bad

[07:52:41] We wait oh, it's the zero gravity one too wait this is action cinema

[07:52:48] Zero gravity

[07:52:51] Yeah, I got two people just bearing down or not people know I got two things just bearing down on me. Oh

[07:52:59] My god, he has gone

[07:53:02] Yeah, if it wasn't for the two things, you know, but it's all right, bro, I'm not even getting grabbed

[07:53:08] Oh my god, I just saw you.

[07:53:12] Oh man, G.J.

[07:53:14] Come on.

[07:53:17] Come on, please.

[07:53:19] Please.

[07:53:20] Please.

[07:53:21] No!

[07:53:22] No!

[07:53:23] No!

[07:53:24] Did you die?

[07:53:25] No, I'm just terrible.

[07:53:26] Ah!

[07:53:27] I missed drive.

[07:53:28] Is my audio messed up?

[07:53:29] No, no, no.

[07:53:30] Can you hear me?

[07:53:31] Can you hear me?

[07:53:32] What's wrong with it?

[07:53:33] Can you hear the case?

[07:53:34] Yeah, I can hear you.

[07:53:35] They're saying my audio is messed up.

[07:53:36] Yeah, I can hear you. They're saying my audio is messed up. Is it good now?

[07:53:42] I'm so locked in. It's disgusting. It's disgusting.

[07:53:44] Yeah, you're gonna make me take another breath, man, bro. Stop.

[07:53:47] Yes. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. Maybe so.

[07:53:57] Oh my God, I just saw you face. Oh my God. One of us is gonna win. It's destined.

[07:54:02] I'm going to be in here. So that's that that'd be difficult.

[07:54:17] Bro have you ever fell down like three stories on this?

[07:54:20] I fallen off there's a clip of me falling off from like the top all the way to the slime. No joke.

[07:54:30] Uh, Jinxie?

[07:54:31] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Good.

[07:54:33] I just lagged out.

[07:54:34] Hello? I'm still...

[07:54:35] Everything just froze.

[07:54:36] My stream just froze, too.

[07:54:37] What? What?

[07:54:39] Oh, my God, it's Sunday.

[07:54:40] I'm good.

[07:54:42] Does your stream still crash on Sunday, Case?

[07:54:44] Oh, no, it's Monday.

[07:54:45] It used to, but I set up that, uh, that toolkit thing when I'm in the warehouse.

[07:54:50] I'm a dude.

[07:54:51] You speaking of warehouse?

[07:54:52] We're gonna have to finally do the IRL meet you and sketch action out here.

[07:54:56] Yeah, whatever.

[07:54:58] You ain't down.

[07:54:59] You ain't gonna come.

[07:55:00] Yes, yes, I will.

[07:55:02] Yes, I will, dude.

[07:55:03] No, you won't.

[07:55:04] Camping, though.

[07:55:05] That would be so fun.

[07:55:06] Yeah.

[07:55:07] Come on.

[07:55:08] Come on.

[07:55:09] Come on.

[07:55:10] Come on.

[07:55:11] Oh my God, I haven't felt my heart beating.

[07:55:13] I'm not even kidding.

[07:55:14] I'm actually beating on this one.

[07:55:16] My heart's beating, too.

[07:55:17] I'm not gonna lie.

[07:55:18] It might be a hot take, but it's beating.

[07:55:22] I think I just have to get to the bottom floor now.

[07:55:24] I'm just cut.

[07:55:26] I have to.

[07:55:28] Oh my goodness this is bad.

[07:55:32] Bro, why would you grab? Why would you grab? Why would you...

[07:55:35] What a disgusting piece of lard.

[07:55:39] Yep.

[07:55:40] Tell him.

[07:55:41] I'm dead.

[07:55:42] Bro, I- where do I go?

[07:55:44] Did you die?

[07:55:47] I'm on the teller.

[07:55:50] This is-

[07:55:50] AHHHH!

[07:55:51] AHH!

[07:55:54] Did you die before me?

[07:55:55] Yes, you won again.

[07:55:56] Bro, you're superior in fall, guys.

[07:55:59] No, I'm not.

[07:56:00] Oh my god!

[07:56:05] That's a shooter right there.

[07:56:06] Shout out, sweaty clap.

[07:56:07] You can't even be mad at it.

[07:56:08] Bro, it's cuz I ran.

[07:56:09] Chad, it's cuz I ran.

[07:56:11] Bro, oh my god!

[07:56:13] Don't you get wild on me over there, Jinx!

[07:56:14] You keep your head up!

[07:56:15] You beat me in chess!

[07:56:17] I know, but I'm so bad at this.

[07:56:20] It's cuz I ran.

[07:56:21] Yeah, Chad.

[07:56:22] I know I suck.

[07:56:23] Yup.

[07:56:24] What I should have did, what I should have did was just jump, jump, turn, jump, turn,

[07:56:31] jump, turn.

[07:56:32] Wait.

[07:56:33] So, uh, one second.

[07:56:34] I'll be right back.

[07:56:35] Dude, Chad, I'm going to be honest with you, it's the third one in the road.

[07:56:38] It's cheese.

[07:56:39] It's cheese.

[07:56:40] It's cheese, bro.

[07:56:42] It's cheese.

[07:56:43] You're the worst gamer I've ever seen.

[07:56:45] First time chatter.

[07:56:46] Appreciate it, man.

[07:56:47] Um, I'm glad you're having a happy and jolly Monday night, bro.

[07:56:52] the worst gamer I've ever seen oh my god I'm terrible I'm absolutely despicable

[07:57:04] yeah my bad can you ever get in my my PC's opening up pop ups man golly

[07:57:16] you're good. You're good.

[07:57:20] Bro, I've got that toolkitting

[07:57:22] set up, bro. That way, bro,

[07:57:24] it was getting back. Yeah, dude.

[07:57:26] I remember it was every Sunday,

[07:57:28] every hour, like on the hour,

[07:57:30] it was like exact hour. It was

[07:57:31] the weirdest thing I've ever

[07:57:33] seen in my life. Yeah.

[07:57:34] Almost quit straight.

[07:57:35] I was like, bro, it's going to

[07:57:36] do YouTube. Forget this.

[07:57:39] Okay. Case, I think if you

[07:57:40] win a third game in a row,

[07:57:41] I think you just win fall,

[07:57:42] guys. If you beat me in a

[07:57:43] third game in a row.

[07:57:45] But maybe I can show some signs of life here.

[07:57:48] Okay, cool with that.

[07:57:50] Bro, that was just sweaty.

[07:57:51] I've never been in a Copper Fall Guys lobby in my life where there's 12 people on hexagons on the last level.

[07:57:57] Like, what even is that?

[07:57:58] That's the Shooter Society, bro. They're talented.

[07:58:01] Okay. Oh my God, we literally spawned right next to each other.

[07:58:04] Bro, I can't prove it, but I swear I have a World Record one on Lily Leapers.

[07:58:08] I swear I have a World Record run.

[07:58:10] I had one run.

[07:58:12] That's that's crazy because I actually used to have the world record on Lily leapers. Are you serious?

[07:58:18] Yep, bro. I was doing jump dive jump dive perfect synchronization perfect timing every time and I didn't burn a single second

[07:58:26] My dad's gonna say wait, you know who actually has the current world record in Lily leapers. No joke. Who?

[07:58:33] Flippy wait really? Yeah, I

[07:58:39] Seen it with my own two eyes

[07:58:42] I'm going side route, Chad is side route better?

[07:58:45] No!

[07:58:47] What is that thing?

[07:58:47] What is that?

[07:58:49] I just lost, there's no way I've won.

[07:58:51] There's zero way I've won.

[07:58:52] You're not getting first rounded.

[07:58:55] Brother?

[07:58:56] Oh my God, you just fell off!

[07:58:59] Oh my God!

[07:59:00] Chase that person.

[07:59:00] There's no way you're getting first rounded.

[07:59:03] Jeezy, say it ain't so!

[07:59:06] It's so.

[07:59:07] I'm gonna get first rounded.

[07:59:09] No you're not.

[07:59:10] Why is this guy still talking to me?

[07:59:11] This guy get off me!

[07:59:13] It's 14 of 22, you got time.

[07:59:16] Relax.

[07:59:18] Go, go, go!

[07:59:23] Wait, hit the, nice!

[07:59:25] Yes!

[07:59:25] Oh my goodness dude.

[07:59:28] Bro, I was getting bumped in midair.

[07:59:29] I was getting bumped, I don't know what's happening.

[07:59:32] You was scaring me there a little bit.

[07:59:34] I'm not gonna lie, you was scaring me a little bit

[07:59:35] right there.

[07:59:36] Okay, top 22.

[07:59:39] Top 22.

[07:59:40] Good recovery. Good recovery.

[07:59:42] Yep.

[07:59:44] Nice.

[07:59:45] Okay.

[07:59:46] You know, the past three years, there's only been two people that's game for the year.

[07:59:49] Yes, bro. Yes.

[07:59:50] Yep.

[07:59:51] Same fall, guys. Lobby. All right.

[07:59:53] I, I, I, I, the only back of recovery from this is by winning a game chat.

[07:59:56] What if the outside win a game? Let's hit it.

[07:59:58] Don't say zero.

[07:59:59] Oh, yeah. If you win, if you win, win, uh, you like a race the first two.

[08:00:03] Yes.

[08:00:04] But I think if I,

[08:00:05] Wait, so you're saying if I, if I do better in this one,

[08:00:07] That's like for me three games in a row. You just win all guys. I think that's okay. Yeah

[08:00:14] Or else it would go on forever

[08:00:17] Zero channel. Let's give me like five percent

[08:00:20] Okay, they say the chance to get in the fall guys win is the same as pulling like a knife or something CS go

[08:00:26] And that's real low chances from what I've heard with you over there 400. I think it's one of 400. Yeah

[08:00:32] Yeah.

[08:00:36] Okay, come on.

[08:00:37] I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked.

[08:00:40] Come on, zone time.

[08:00:42] I'm actually disgustingly good at this one.

[08:00:44] This is the only one where I think I'm good at.

[08:00:47] I always get this in my second life

[08:00:48] because the fan blows me off on the first one.

[08:00:51] Yep.

[08:00:51] I'm unbelievable.

[08:00:53] Oh my goodness, I might get first here, GX Nojo.

[08:00:56] What?

[08:00:58] What?

[08:00:59] For realsies?

[08:01:02] for real I'm getting first not a second wow no no no no no no no no no no no I'm

[08:01:10] 81% case I'm not gonna mess this up oh yeah you're good you're 81 you got it

[08:01:15] GG let's go baby nice yes yes you're locked bro you're locked okay maybe I

[08:01:25] I mean, just maybe, just maybe, the only way I can recover is by winning this.

[08:01:35] Yeah.

[08:01:36] And you can do it easily.

[08:01:38] I've won, I've won games in the fall guys in the past, but I will say this, your lobbies

[08:01:43] of fall guys are like ridiculously comp and I'm not.

[08:01:46] Yeah, they're comp.

[08:01:47] Because that's that skill base matchmaking.

[08:01:48] I know what they're doing.

[08:01:49] Bro, when I won in fall guys, I was playing people who were on like Nintendo switch

[08:01:53] and stuff.

[08:01:54] I'm not kidding. You can see on the wrong switch. Yeah.

[08:02:00] Okay, block party. I remember this one. Okay, this one's, oh no, this one nobody ever dies on this one.

[08:02:06] I swear nobody ever dies on this one. Yeah, depends. It's like a random map. Sometimes they give you a hard

[08:02:12] block party and sometimes there's a easy one.

[08:02:17] Okay.

[08:02:18] Why does all multiple people saying I play on switch you kind of cooked them right there?

[08:02:25] No, I mean

[08:02:28] He didn't mean it. I mean like playing fall guys on switch

[08:02:33] Yeah, because there's some games we can only play on switch like Pokemon, right? Yeah

[08:02:42] You like my skin by the way like my slushy action. Yes, did it say that reminds me of 711

[08:02:48] Dude, when I was a kid, my mom would always take me to 7-Eleven after, like, soccer.

[08:02:53] Yeah.

[08:02:54] And I would always get those Slurpees, dude.

[08:02:56] Oh, man.

[08:02:57] I forgot the date.

[08:02:58] I forgot the date.

[08:02:59] It was, like, Tuesday, maybe, or Friday?

[08:03:01] I forget.

[08:03:02] It might have been Friday, but there was, like, three Slurpees chat.

[08:03:04] Does anybody remember that?

[08:03:05] This is mythical if you remember what I'm talking about.

[08:03:08] It was, what day?

[08:03:09] What do you mean, of course?

[08:03:12] I like me some slushy action.

[08:03:15] Chat, what day was it?

[08:03:17] I swear there was a day of the week Wednesday it's still a thing say you

[08:03:23] swear oh this is an easy block party map Jinxy this is easy July 11th yes July

[08:03:30] 11th free service that's okay it wasn't weekly it was not weekly bro it was a

[08:03:35] madhouse in there on July 11th Chad yeah oh yeah that's 7-eleven day cuz

[08:03:42] this is a lot. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I'm telling you, no one dies on this one. I'm gonna be

[08:03:47] on this though. I almost died. There was like a second I have died before on this one. There

[08:03:53] was like a second where I was at the back. Did anyone die? Bro, no one died yet. But

[08:03:59] sometimes it gets worth intense last second. Yep, right here. Right here. It's all about

[08:04:03] focus. No, the only way somebody dies on this is somebody grabbing this game soundtrack

[08:04:11] is so underrated. Yeah, no, it's fire. I love this song. Okay. I don't think about it.

[08:04:20] Boom. Nobody died there. Nobody not a soul. Okay, sure. This one surely will. No, not

[08:04:27] a stop. Oh, man. My RIP. Dude, that's embarrassing. I'm telling you these lobbies are tough,

[08:04:33] dude. These lobbies are tough. No, they are. Okay, top. Come on. Give us some good.

[08:04:38] with some good how did that guy die oh my goodness bro what is this oh no oh no oh no okay oh no

[08:04:50] chat i'm gonna be honest guys i legitimately i don't think i've ever won a finals on hexa ring

[08:04:55] because my depth perception is terrible not hexa ring is is rough dude i think i'm going down and i

[08:05:04] I go up in vice versa.

[08:05:05] Yeah.

[08:05:09] See like what way, what way am I going?

[08:05:10] OK, that's fine.

[08:05:19] GG, Jinxie.

[08:05:21] Are you good or are you good or are you good?

[08:05:24] Dude, I hate Hexa Roller or whatever it's called.

[08:05:27] I think it's a little RNG, but it's a lot of site reading,

[08:05:29] I guess, but I think it's a little RNG.

[08:05:32] And also people can just run up

[08:05:33] in front of your stuff and just like take out a whole bunch of them out in front of you.

[08:05:37] Yeah.

[08:05:38] Like this is like this absolute humonculus right here.

[08:05:43] Like go on somewhere, bro.

[08:05:44] What just happened?

[08:05:45] Go on somewhere.

[08:05:46] I'm dead.

[08:05:47] I'm dead.

[08:05:48] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[08:05:49] I'm alive.

[08:05:50] Oh my.

[08:05:51] Stay alive, Jinxy.

[08:05:52] How am I alive?

[08:05:53] I'm alive.

[08:05:54] I'm alive.

[08:05:55] I'm alive.

[08:05:56] I'm alive.

[08:05:57] I'm alive.

[08:05:58] I'm alive.

[08:05:59] I'm alive.

[08:06:00] I'm alive.

[08:06:01] I'm alive.

[08:06:02] How how my life I case I have no idea stay alive

[08:06:07] Don't die on me

[08:06:14] I said the greatest recovery of all time. I'm not even kidding. I was literally

[08:06:23] It's over for you boy, please win did you die before me?

[08:06:32] Let's go.

[08:06:34] I just got logged in, Fall Guys.

[08:06:36] Godly.

[08:06:37] Whoever that loser was that came over here,

[08:06:40] you're a disgusting, never mind, whatever.

[08:06:43] OK, so now, Chad, does it go to a neutral game or do I pick?

[08:06:49] OK, case one, Fall Guys.

[08:06:51] One to one, as expected.

[08:06:52] One to one.

[08:06:53] You got me in chess.

[08:06:54] OK.

[08:06:55] I got you in Fall Guys.

[08:06:57] I'm nervous.

[08:06:57] It's once to one.

[08:07:00] Oh, Lord.

[08:07:01] I pick, I pick, because I lost, okay.

[08:07:03] Oh, oh man.

[08:07:05] So CS.

[08:07:07] Oh, is that what you're picking?

[08:07:09] Do you have a download it?

[08:07:10] Do you have CS2 download it?

[08:07:11] Yeah, yeah.

[08:07:12] Let's do it, let's do it.

[08:07:14] Now, chat, how do you do a 1v1 on CS?

[08:07:17] That's not the boxes.

[08:07:18] Do you do, what's it gonna call it?

[08:07:22] What's it gonna call it?

[08:07:24] Wingman, wingman, wingman.

[08:07:25] Do you do wingman chat or do you do retake?

[08:07:28] What do you do?

[08:07:29] I don't wanna do the boxes,

[08:07:30] one is really brain rot I hate that one that one's just shooting and what do you do oh man

[08:07:38] are you good on uh are you good on uh cs uh no no like like how how bad is no though

[08:07:47] I'm good for someone that's level five is how I'm described I have wait I have yeah I'm good

[08:07:55] for someone who's level wait what level watch out six six wait so are you just bootin up cs and just

[08:08:00] like just ripping cases so i have i have 68 hours of game time in cs uh chat what 50 55 is on cases

[08:08:13] maybe 50 no way no way probably five six of my play times is on cases right now

[08:08:19] what but i'm like i'm gonna be on i'm not bad i'm not bad wait case what level are you in cs

[08:08:24] I have no idea I'm about to look are we going to see us right now? Yeah, I'll pick that as my next one as my first pick

[08:08:31] Okay, oh

[08:08:32] Man, bro winning the neutral games is important cuz um, it's just a neutral. This is mine. This is my game

[08:08:39] Oh, this is one of yours. Okay, bro. I'm one one. Yeah one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one

[08:08:45] Okay, I gotta use the restroom real fast. I'll be right back. My game's boot, not once a gift

[08:08:50] Now have eyes can you on death and how do we set this up how do we set this up to where I might get cheese it's chat oh

[08:08:59] Cheese it sound good right now. Yeah, hello

[08:09:01] You have eyes. Do you know how to set it up? I

[08:09:05] Already have mad on CS. It's on my right

[08:09:15] Jesus very interesting

[08:09:20] Yeah, okay.

[08:09:27] What's on Gucci?

[08:09:31] Where's Katoa FK?

[08:09:36] He is right.

[08:09:38] I saw...

[08:09:42] It's uh

[08:09:52] Let's go big dog

[08:09:54] Don't know what's going on. I'm all right. All good. All good

[08:09:59] This case about all good

[08:10:01] All good. It's all good. Can you hear me? I'm walking down walking back towards the setup right now

[08:10:06] I have a greatest question of all time for you. Yeah, original cheese it's or white cheddar cheese it's

[08:10:16] Okay, I like OG I like

[08:10:21] Why dude white cheddar is like the only version of cheese it's I'm eating

[08:10:26] Really, how do I take my life? How do I take my levels Jinxie and uh, yes

[08:10:31] Can I warm up first?

[08:10:36] you want me to host and then I can go with like the commands and shit so I'm

[08:10:41] gonna play a warm-up case what type of 1v1 do you want to do what you mean how

[08:10:48] about we do wingman or no yes what's that you guys I think that has one bomb

[08:10:54] side case wingman is one bomb say it's usually 2v2 but obviously 1v1's is all

[08:11:00] you know how to plant a bomb in this game where it's been so long e it's

[08:11:05] It's um, okay.

[08:11:06] E then E.

[08:11:11] Oh, I better mute the voice chat in this game.

[08:11:13] Oh, this might be bad.

[08:11:17] Okay, so the best way to warm up is by death match.

[08:11:21] Yeah, that's what I just loaded into.

[08:11:22] And you can leave whenever you feel warm.

[08:11:25] Okay, kind of you invited him, right?

[08:11:27] I invited you, you joined me, and then you invited him.

[08:11:31] Holy aura.

[08:11:35] maybe I won't be too bad after all. Oh, do you see I'm about to hit 15k in this game?

[08:11:42] Yeah, I was gonna say 15,000, you know, like, hey bro, that's respect. Bro a gamer for real.

[08:11:50] Yeah. Have I said grand? Wait, grand champion, rocket league. Hold on, it's not as bad as I thought it would be so far.

[08:12:00] You looking good.

[08:12:01] Crouch.

[08:12:02] Crouch.

[08:12:03] 50k is not that good.

[08:12:05] Oh, mouse button.

[08:12:06] Wait, what?

[08:12:07] Okay.

[08:12:08] I have a...

[08:12:09] When do I unlock Premiere Level 10?

[08:12:12] What am I now?

[08:12:14] Am I...

[08:12:15] Dude, it's been a hot minute.

[08:12:17] What?

[08:12:18] What are you giving me?

[08:12:19] A random gun.

[08:12:20] 10?

[08:12:21] Oh, right now you're level...

[08:12:23] Let me know.

[08:12:24] Sprite, I won four games today.

[08:12:26] How am I level four?

[08:12:27] We're now at level four.

[08:12:28] Barra, how do I gotta do I gotta play 10 games a day for a month?

[08:12:34] So I'm not well, the challenge.

[08:12:37] OK, so if you're playing normal games, you're not going to get like a lot of

[08:12:42] XP, but you do like these challenges every very so much XP you get.

[08:12:46] I'm going to get that spray down.

[08:12:47] If I get that spray down, I'll do it.

[08:12:50] Yeah.

[08:12:51] How about is there ever a planet where I do those?

[08:12:54] No.

[08:12:57] Those are busy for grinding.

[08:12:59] Casey, you're warm.

[08:13:01] Oh, give me like another two minutes.

[08:13:03] All right.

[08:13:04] Thank you, Tom.

[08:13:04] I know you've been live all day.

[08:13:06] No, no, no.

[08:13:06] You're good.

[08:13:07] I'm just eating cheese.

[08:13:09] Oh, man, I like me some cheeses.

[08:13:12] Bro, I haven't had a lot of that.

[08:13:13] What does F3 do?

[08:13:15] What is that?

[08:13:16] What does F3 do in that?

[08:13:17] Somebody hit F3.

[08:13:19] Wait, what does that do?

[08:13:20] I don't know.

[08:13:21] I don't have F3 key.

[08:13:25] Wait.

[08:13:26] What am I going to keyboard does not have three now. I got like one of small ones. Oh

[08:13:36] It's a random gun okay, um, it's a it's a 60% keyboard that you have

[08:13:44] Yeah, it's like a smaller one you do function three

[08:13:48] Okay. Yeah. Oh, I got me with that big old sniper. What's it called? Uh-oh

[08:13:52] Oh, my God.

[08:13:57] Where's the, um, where's my, the fact?

[08:14:03] Oh, I got me low shot with the, oh!

[08:14:07] Hi guys, look at this absolute beauty.

[08:14:09] Have a quick prayer with me!

[08:14:12] Yeah?

[08:14:13] Hi guys, do you have this?

[08:14:15] No, I don't.

[08:14:17] My gun skins aren't good unless it's like the AWP, but my knife skin is good.

[08:14:23] I'm the opposite.

[08:14:24] I have a nice AK skin.

[08:14:26] Get it bruh!

[08:14:27] How about you're the opposite!

[08:14:31] Get it!

[08:14:32] I have an AK skin, and an M4 skin, and I have literally crap knives.

[08:14:40] You did not laugh hard enough at that, Jinxy.

[08:14:42] I'm not gonna lie.

[08:14:43] You hurt my feelings, bro.

[08:14:44] That's crazy.

[08:14:45] I said the other there was a pro 1v3 and he had an op and I've called it an opportunity

[08:14:53] Like in the middle of the 1v3 and he clutched it and then my chat was just like flaming me

[08:14:59] Oh, man. All right. I got one more one more life in me. Okay. Yeah, that'll do it

[08:15:05] What do you mean you gotta get a butterfly gametopler like you have to yeah, I'm aware of that if I can't just spawn it in

[08:15:13] What it said failed to join session. Can you send me another one?

[08:15:20] What does wingman go to 13?

[08:15:23] Is it just kills or is it bomb action? You can plant or kill normally in wingman 1v1

[08:15:28] Since there's one bomb site it rarely ever gets comes down to a plant. It's just

[08:15:34] It's same old system like by just by

[08:15:38] Same

[08:15:43] Okay, so I told you to I ain't doing that. Yeah, no

[08:15:54] Open a case

[08:15:56] All over the case non-planet do it

[08:15:58] Did it did it? Did you join case or no? Oh

[08:16:02] I don't have another I don't have another invite. Oh, let me try to invite you. I invited you

[08:16:06] This map is what what this map is what active?

[08:16:10] Wait, did you invite me again?

[08:16:13] What is happening?

[08:16:18] Not it's not letting me it says

[08:16:20] This map is part of the active duty group current competition map. Oh, I don't like that doesn't do that. You're just hovering over the map

[08:16:31] Okay

[08:16:34] It says you're there you're inviting them I see the invite. Oh, yeah, I'm by the case I'm on to wait what where

[08:16:40] I don't even see it in game wasn't I popped up a minute ago.

[08:16:45] What are you doing? I'll do another one.

[08:16:47] You gotta be pissed at me, man. No, I stopped popping up.

[08:16:52] Um, can you

[08:16:58] For a while with the invite now pop up. That's crazy.

[08:17:02] I don't know. Hide mine. Do you know?

[08:17:07] easy. I don't know. Hide mine. Do you know why? I like it. Um, my fingers

[08:17:15] crash. Wait, what? My fingers crash. I'll check. Hold on. Let me check. No. No,

[08:17:23] you're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. Top right. No, look,

[08:17:26] chat. Oh, love is full. Hold on. Do it now. Do it now. You got one guy,

[08:17:35] case you got one guy oh it's all right okay my bad yeah I got it I got a chat

[08:17:40] can you invite him again can see yep okay let's go it's one one so this is for

[08:17:54] whoever's it to yes it's this and this is my one of my games so you if you win

[08:17:59] this will be huge obviously yeah I can start this right as a practice what

[08:18:04] map. Hi. Do we agree to go to a certain bomb side and meet up? Or is it just

[08:18:09] wherever? Do Nuke maybe, right?

[08:18:15] I don't think inferno would be good for this.

[08:18:17] This, you want to do Nuke? I think Nuke could be good. Yeah, is Nuke a good

[08:18:22] wingman map? Wait, we get a bot on our team? No, no, no, no, no. So you guys

[08:18:27] won't so I'll back up and then

[08:18:30] I'm gonna skip. I'm gonna skip

[08:18:42] Why not got no guns

[08:18:44] Oh, you don't have any skid case. Oh, they go. No

[08:18:50] Okay, we have as you want to do

[08:18:52] No, I think this map is good

[08:18:55] What is the bomb site?

[08:18:57] I think there's two.

[08:18:59] No, this is one bomb site.

[08:19:01] Okay, so it's defending, it's A.

[08:19:03] It's right in front of you. That's the only bomb site.

[08:19:05] Oh!

[08:19:07] Oh, I see, I see, I see.

[08:19:11] There's only one bomb site?

[08:19:13] Yeah, it's A.

[08:19:21] Let's go.

[08:19:23] We'll take those all day, baby!

[08:19:25] Is it gonna be A every time?

[08:19:27] Yes, it will be the same bomb site every single time.

[08:19:29] You guys will just switch after a couple of times.

[08:19:34] Well played, well played, well played.

[08:19:36] Thank you, thank you.

[08:19:37] Come on, come on, let's go!

[08:19:39] Okay. How small is this map, I'm wondering.

[08:19:44] Okay.

[08:20:23] I do to you which a lot a lot keys. Where were you that route? I didn't even know where you went. I fully wrapped around. Oh

[08:20:31] You look out of sight

[08:20:36] What is the rounds go up to up to 13?

[08:20:46] I'm feeling it now. Mr. Krabs. What am I gonna be able to play that team to yes? Yes?

[08:20:51] It'll switch so I think it's 12 rounds and then it's what okay

[08:20:59] Crouching yes, I'm trying to get into the habit of it

[08:21:12] Think I hurt you

[08:21:21] I know you prepared it! Oh my god!

[08:21:23] We'll take that! Oh yeah, baby!

[08:21:25] Come out!

[08:21:26] Okay, this is gonna be a good game. This is gonna be a good game.

[08:21:27] I guess that's the benefit of like defending is you can like...

[08:21:31] Yeah, yeah.

[08:21:32] Post up a little bit.

[08:21:33] Now like, if you do two bomb sites in a 1v1, it's cooked.

[08:21:37] Because whoever attacks can just run away basically.

[08:21:39] Yeah, that sounds bad.

[08:21:51] Oh my god, oh my god

[08:21:55] Brother brother brother spray pull down. Yeah, dude. It's so hard the recall patterns are insane

[08:22:03] Before with that with case those gun don't pull down that much with the AK you have to pull down a lot

[08:22:21] Yeah!

[08:22:21] Wait, Chippin' Up!

[08:22:23] Chippin' Up!

[08:22:23] Yeah!

[08:22:24] Get off me!

[08:22:24] This-

[08:22:25] Why are you not allowed to use that?

[08:22:26] No, you-

[08:22:26] No, you are-

[08:22:27] You are-

[08:22:28] You are-

[08:22:29] I just wanted to go pick it up.

[08:22:31] I'm terrible.

[08:22:34] No, you're not-

[08:22:34] You're not terrible.

[08:22:35] You're not terrible.

[08:22:36] We'll just walk together.

[08:22:43] This is an opportunity-

[08:22:43] We're about to opt now.

[08:22:44] Yeah.

[08:22:51] I

[08:23:00] Don't that's that

[08:23:08] Case where are you case I'm somewhere

[08:23:11] I need that I need that I don't pick up a gun. Yeah, there we go. Oh my god. Okay. Good positioning good positioning good positioning

[08:23:24] Is the last round of swapping? Okay, the last one. So what does it go to have as eight?

[08:23:29] Let's call my brother.

[08:23:31] Yeah.

[08:23:32] I believe eight or nine.

[08:23:41] Smoke!

[08:23:44] Turn it off!

[08:23:53] Bro, you are sneaky.

[08:23:54] Oh my God.

[08:23:55] God

[08:23:57] I'm trying to finish life

[08:23:59] I'm terrible I'm terrible

[08:24:03] I can't do that dude I'm never buying that thing again

[08:24:07] That thing sucks!

[08:24:09] For the sexy close game though this is actually a close game

[08:24:11] Okay

[08:24:13] Dude I love the opps

[08:24:15] I love the opps so much dude

[08:24:17] I suck at it though

[08:24:19] Okay so now we swap

[08:24:21] Wait

[08:24:23] We're Jack so this is the same thing. So this is the thing earlier.

[08:24:33] This is the thing earlier?

[08:24:39] Where you at, Case?

[08:24:42] I don't know where you at.

[08:24:48] What is that? What is that?

[08:24:51] Hey, crap.

[08:24:53] What a fake.

[08:25:00] That was close dude.

[08:25:08] Dude, I tried to crouch up and you got it off, wow, okay.

[08:25:13] Well played, well played, well played.

[08:25:15] God, this is actually a close game.

[08:25:17] Not close.

[08:25:18] Oh my God, this is so fun.

[08:25:20] Okay.

[08:25:21] Move it son.

[08:25:22] about CS. If I was good at it, I'd lie down.

[08:25:44] Oh my god!

[08:25:44] You just walked!

[08:25:45] Bro, you're really good at not making noise.

[08:25:48] I have to do a dumb thing. I'm like, wait, do I have to see bro right there?

[08:25:53] Dude, I actually might have just literally dookied in my pants.

[08:25:57] Yeah, that's a jump scare.

[08:25:59] Go, go, go.

[08:26:04] Grenade!

[08:26:12] Oh my god!

[08:26:14] Oh no, have I stopped to eat?

[08:26:16] No!

[08:26:17] it goes up to nine

[08:26:21] okay, himself a little more wiggle room

[08:26:25] oh my god

[08:26:28] come on, come on, jump, jump

[08:26:31] throwing a grenade

[08:26:36] good one, good swing, didn't even hear you there

[08:26:40] okay, oh my god this is close

[08:26:43] okay, six, six

[08:26:47] I don't think that's worth that. Maybe that that could be broken in this.

[08:26:52] Move!

[08:26:56] Decoys out!

[08:26:59] Grenade out!

[08:27:06] He's destroying me! He's destroying me!

[08:27:08] I needed that! I needed that! Wow!

[08:27:11] Lord, I needed that!

[08:27:13] Oh, I got picked up on my own decoy. Oh my god

[08:27:34] Bro we're both thinking the exact same thing. Oh my god, this is actually insane. Yeah, but it's fun

[08:27:40] Yeah, but if I wouldn't absolutely terrible, I'd be having a great time

[08:27:58] Okay, this decoy thing is broken in a 1v1 on my car final round final round final round final round

[08:28:10] Let's show them who we are.

[08:28:17] He goes out.

[08:28:20] What?

[08:28:21] What?

[08:28:22] What?

[08:28:23] What?

[08:28:24] What?

[08:28:25] What?

[08:28:26] Dude, I sucked so bad.

[08:28:27] Uh, what?

[08:28:28] What?

[08:28:29] What happened?

[08:28:30] That was the last round and it died.

[08:28:33] Oh.

[08:28:34] What now?

[08:28:35] What?

[08:28:36] What?

[08:28:37] I get, do you want to just rematch?

[08:28:38] You gotta, you gotta rematch.

[08:28:40] Sure.

[08:28:41] Oh my god.

[08:28:43] That's too stressful.

[08:28:44] Oh my goodness.

[08:28:45] Yeah, we found that.

[08:28:46] Oh my god.

[08:28:48] Okay.

[08:28:49] Oh my goodness.

[08:28:50] I'm about to puke.

[08:28:51] I might just give this to you.

[08:28:52] I'm about to, this is too nerve-wracking for me.

[08:28:56] Do you want tea or CT?

[08:28:58] CT, okay.

[08:28:59] I chose the blue one.

[08:29:01] Okay.

[08:29:02] I got $8,000.

[08:29:03] Oh.

[08:29:04] Wait a minute.

[08:29:05] Do you want to do a new map for this game?

[08:29:06] Like new?

[08:29:07] Yeah, do a new map, do a new map.

[08:29:08] There's no point in doing the same thing.

[08:29:10] Why refund?

[08:29:11] Because it was a tie, you simpleton.

[08:29:14] Leave the game, leave the game.

[08:29:15] Do nuke or dust, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[08:29:18] Leave the game.

[08:29:19] All right, you have to re-invite me again, OK?

[08:29:20] Yeah, I'm out of here.

[08:29:21] Yeah, yeah.

[08:29:23] 75% HSP, what's that mean?

[08:29:26] Was that good?

[08:29:26] Dust is peak, dust is peak.

[08:29:30] Oh, HSP is headshot percentage case.

[08:29:33] Headshot percentage.

[08:29:35] also almost all my shots were headshots. Don't waste that booger, Bro. What? What?

[08:29:43] Invasion. Oh.

[08:29:46] All right. And then case, I'm gonna bite you here.

[08:29:50] All right, Dust. Why not? Why not? I fear I fear the worst. I fear I didn't see the invite.

[08:29:57] Let me send you one more. There you go.

[08:30:00] I

[08:30:02] Fear the worst again. I still didn't say it. Is there a reason

[08:30:10] Nice guys

[08:30:12] Wingman, okay, then newt

[08:30:16] Newt's good

[08:30:17] Yo, hi guys you be playing this look at decent for never playing this game

[08:30:22] Okay, it's your gamer. You're you're you're good at like you're decently good at every game you play

[08:30:27] But you didn't you didn't answer though. No, no you are you are no no. No, I'm trash

[08:30:33] You're competing with Jinxie. Jinxie has 60 hours on the game. Okay. Okay. Okay. I have 50 hours on cases 10 hours on the game

[08:30:43] Jinxie, buy me a skin

[08:30:45] You don't have any skin. I have a skin for my a cat. I look at an inventory. I

[08:30:51] Have oh, I got a purple for the shotgun

[08:30:54] It's not bad yeah

[08:30:58] Bro, wait case you have any reds no pinks. I'll start CTV on this one. No, I got another that is that profit

[08:31:07] I mean if you've never spent a dollar that is profit

[08:31:11] All right now is the box I beat for this one. Yeah. Yeah, right? Oh my goodness. Where am I?

[08:31:18] Yeah, we shouldn't know this this map really confused. I don't know. Hello

[08:31:22] I feel like I'm playing poppy playtime.

[08:31:27] You see this map is really confusing.

[08:31:30] I don't really think it's that bad.

[08:31:32] Um, okay.

[08:31:33] Oh!

[08:31:34] Oh!

[08:31:35] Please not with ONA.

[08:31:36] I can't get it out.

[08:31:37] You just run to B, okay, so.

[08:31:40] If I knew where he was, I'ma be honest with you.

[08:31:43] It's the big room that we were just in.

[08:31:46] B is in a big room, I.

[08:31:49] Great lines.

[08:31:50] One on.

[08:31:51] Look at your minimap top lap.

[08:31:53] Yeah, I see that thing.

[08:31:55] Do you see it in the minimap?

[08:32:00] Yeah, I see that, but I don't.

[08:32:02] Alright, I'm good.

[08:32:04] Oh, no, I don't like this.

[08:32:06] We might have to change this map.

[08:32:08] What is this?

[08:32:09] Okay, can we do...

[08:32:10] What do you want to do?

[08:32:11] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[08:32:12] Why is every door closed?

[08:32:18] Help!

[08:32:21] I'm down if you want. Yeah, that's fine. We can't. I mean, it's fine. If the fights

[08:32:40] are pretty fun because all the, uh, is there only one way into that room and that's through

[08:32:44] the window no way right three ways there's one door there's a single door

[08:32:51] all the way to the left what you were looking at there's a double door on the

[08:32:53] on your right

[08:32:57] Did you open this door?

[08:32:59] Yes.

[08:33:00] Oh!

[08:33:15] You knew! You knew! You knew!

[08:33:18] I thought you'd gone through the door out there.

[08:33:20] I saw it!

[08:33:21] I saw it!

[08:33:22] Let's do this!

[08:33:23] Let's do this!

[08:33:24] I saw the gun through the door.

[08:33:25] How does this follow me to every game?

[08:33:27] Yeah, I've seen it.

[08:33:29] Oh my god.

[08:33:31] Go, go, go.

[08:33:33] Ooh.

[08:33:35] Wait, so I'm defending the bomb.

[08:33:37] Or am I planting it?

[08:33:39] No, I'm defending. You are defending.

[08:33:41] Okay.

[08:33:43] Yeah, I tried. I thought you were going to run through and plan. I was going to Randy

[08:34:00] Orin off the top rope. Yeah. Okay. I guess smoke would be like a play on here. What

[08:34:09] Can you get skins for your grenades and stuff too?

[08:34:14] No, that isn't a good idea though.

[08:34:16] Don't give me any more ideas though.

[08:34:18] Yeah, for real.

[08:34:19] You just exploded that.

[08:34:22] Oh my god.

[08:34:23] That was kind of clear out there.

[08:34:24] I know to press A with my knife, guys.

[08:34:25] I'm locked in by the synthetics.

[08:34:26] I'm locked in by the synthetics.

[08:34:27] I'm locked in by the synthetics.

[08:34:28] All I can tell you is that you had to screw it.

[08:34:29] I know to...

[08:34:30] I know to press A with my knife, guys.

[08:34:35] I'm locked in when I have a synth hence.

[08:34:38] Let's have a chance to see...

[08:34:41] What's that pick up as in for?

[08:34:42] I don't know nothing about CX, but I know the M4 is not as good as the AK.

[08:34:46] Unless I'm tripping.

[08:34:47] Deploying.

[08:34:48] No!

[08:34:49] I hate this.

[08:35:01] How about, oh, I got a fixed cam.

[08:35:11] How about, can you twist it up?

[08:35:17] while you're in the game. I wanna mess with you.

[08:35:23] Bro.

[08:35:25] Where are you, Case?

[08:35:26] I'll fix my camera.

[08:35:30] I was...

[08:35:31] I was thinking my camera back to a little far!

[08:35:35] You did not count that one?

[08:35:36] No, no, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.

[08:35:38] Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

[08:35:42] Okay.

[08:35:44] What do I go?

[08:35:45] Case is crazy. No, I'm not. I actually saw every shot. I hit his luck

[08:35:49] That's it.

[08:36:09] Woo! Why am I peeking at AK?

[08:36:12] We'll take that one right down! I can barely see it.

[08:36:14] Brash your head, you son of a numb-fielder.

[08:36:17] Yeah, so you've never played the game before?

[08:36:19] I played like ten years ago, but recently I played like six months ago for one game

[08:36:24] I did bad one of my teammates was talking crazy to me. I just deleted it

[08:36:29] Yeah, or you're a natural I

[08:36:33] Wish I

[08:36:38] Wish I knew where the spawn was here

[08:36:49] I have more questions and answers.

[08:37:05] So many questions.

[08:37:09] I'm terrible good shots

[08:37:22] I'm so stupid I accidentally reloaded

[08:37:30] Maybe I can come back? Maybe? Maybe?

[08:37:39] That's all right there.

[08:37:40] Thanks for making me loaded.

[08:37:41] This is Pundit Country. Shoot everything that moves.

[08:37:45] moves

[08:38:02] okay I just granaded myself

[08:38:05] wait wait wait really

[08:38:09] winnable winnable

[08:38:14] I didn't know I was gonna do that.

[08:38:16] Yeah, I just native myself that's insane.

[08:38:20] Oh, you spawn up here.

[08:38:21] That'd have been nice to know.

[08:38:23] Move it, move it.

[08:38:30] Jai-san, where do I go?

[08:38:34] Yeah, that was my dilemma.

[08:38:39] Wait, where do I go?

[08:38:40] Oh, kinda.

[08:38:41] That's where, bro.

[08:38:44] Where you at, Case?

[08:38:51] Oh, I'm on my my my my.

[08:38:56] Good shots.

[08:39:00] You got me here, there's no doubt about it.

[08:39:06] Hello, are you?

[08:39:08] It's pretty bad.

[08:39:10] Under over 60.

[08:39:12] buddy way under that you make a I got 12 oh my god I'm gonna lose oh my god

[08:39:26] oh my god I'm gonna lose I'm gonna lose the game I picked oh no oh no I don't

[08:39:35] know what's going to go I don't know what time to go I guess this let's go

[08:40:09] Wait, how did you shoot me?

[08:40:13] Oh my god.

[08:40:16] It was just a sliver of hope.

[08:40:36] oh no i think you just gave me the the the jibble

[08:40:42] did i look over at my chat and almost got me killed

[08:40:47] i don't understand i oh my god oh my god that's gonna be so bad for me

[08:40:53] okay i got to use these proud this is the only way

[08:40:57] this is the only way i don't like what you just said

[08:41:03] Bro, this is my only hope.

[08:41:29] Nice. That's crazy. Good job.

[08:41:31] Oh my god, it's so close. I got it. Good job. Thank you. Thank you, bro. I think you're gonna be me though.

[08:41:39] No. I really cooked myself here. I just bought the wrong gun, Gene, see it's over. Really? Put you by. Yep. It's, it's, it's, I don't know.

[08:42:01] I did not use that gun wait what gun was it what it was it was that it was a sniper

[08:42:26] that wasn't the good one whatever it was oh I know exactly we're talking about the

[08:42:29] Yeah, the sg thing. Yeah, okay smoke to the wave I think yes

[08:42:37] Okay

[08:42:59] I

[08:43:13] Took my chance to go there I had to that was a good move

[08:43:20] I think I'm cooked bro. I have to win four straight rounds

[08:43:29] I didn't see you there, oh my god!

[08:43:42] I'm on the side, I'm on the side, oh my god.

[08:43:44] How did they say where the bullets go there?

[08:43:46] Bro, they just go everywhere but where do you want them to go?

[08:43:50] I swear, like what?

[08:43:52] Oh my god, that actually almost whiffed.

[08:43:56] I cannot believe you didn't die, what?

[08:44:12] 9 times?

[08:44:13] Oh my god I'm 5 health.

[08:44:16] Oh my god I'm 5 health.

[08:44:18] Oh my god.

[08:44:19] Wait, we might die again.

[08:44:22] Bro, what?

[08:44:23] Wait, it's inevitable to tie. If you win this, it's a tie.

[08:44:27] We will make the program today.

[08:44:28] What is happening?

[08:44:36] Decide to win.

[08:44:38] What? What do we even do? What do we do?

[08:44:41] I have no idea.

[08:44:43] We top-like, bro.

[08:44:44] I didn't have enough money for a gun that last round.

[08:44:49] What do we do?

[08:44:51] I swear it's even tie-able wingman women you can time women

[08:44:59] If you want to do one more on the other map, I don't even know yeah. Yeah, let's go

[08:45:07] Dude, I didn't have enough and I didn't have enough money for a gun. Yeah

[08:45:12] Are we doing the same now? Um, um, do the same one out this safe time. I guess

[08:45:18] All right

[08:45:20] All right, hopefully this is the last game

[08:45:23] Bro, oh my god, it's actually insane. Oh, I hate this map

[08:45:33] Yeah, Lee, what's going on right now, bro

[08:45:36] Chad I think does has a wingman map, but even if it does this map is fine. We both

[08:45:41] How did you lose five in a row the same way you win five in a row that's just how competitive

[08:45:50] No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I got a quit I got a quit.

[08:46:07] Eugh!

[08:46:09] Stick to cases I'm not even good at opening cases what does that even mean?

[08:46:14] You're near.

[08:46:15] You're near.

[08:46:16] Oh my God you're near to your screen.

[08:46:18] That was close. You almost killed me there. No job, bro. Oh my god

[08:46:26] I'm cooked

[08:46:35] Bro this ties again, I didn't even know what to say

[08:46:48] I had a feeling you were on that right window right there.

[08:47:02] I'm trying to use the door as like a bait.

[08:47:05] I'm literally a toddler.

[08:47:10] Sweet mother of Neptune.

[08:47:14] Not the napkin!

[08:47:44] I

[08:47:47] Repeat me good one

[08:47:56] Please

[08:47:58] Nothing but failure

[08:48:01] Mike

[08:48:04] Case it's bad man. This is bad. It's been on me too boss up to bro. I got a shift more, huh?

[08:48:14] He's at right there, see I don't get that right there, like did I not hit a single shot?

[08:48:23] What?

[08:48:24] Like how's that even possible that I didn't hit a shot?

[08:48:27] I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, this game has like the hardest like shooting

[08:48:30] mechanics ever, it's so hard to be accurate on this.

[08:48:34] Yeah, that's why I'm always rage quit every time I played this game.

[08:48:41] I

[08:48:57] You hit me dude that was a crazy shot wait I did yeah

[08:49:11] Let's go, my brothers.

[08:49:12] All right, I hope we're gonna just lose this to get to you guys.

[08:49:15] Hope we're...

[08:49:23] You're never...

[08:49:24] I will never get that gun again.

[08:49:27] Why do I always buy that fake and I'm gonna do something with it?

[08:49:30] I always get it, fake and I'm gonna do something with it.

[08:49:32] And I never do, bro.

[08:49:34] I suck with that thing.

[08:49:36] Wait, what gun was it?

[08:49:37] What gun, Bob?

[08:49:39] They're all up to you, that son of a...

[08:50:06] Oh, I got the bomb! I got it!

[08:50:08] if I would have died right there I would have actually dropped my draws and

[08:50:14] started twerking on stream and got banned on Twitch like you don't understand how

[08:50:18] bad that would have been bro I don't know what I'm doing I don't know what

[08:50:22] I'm doing I don't know what I'm doing either bro I'm right there with you

[08:50:27] dude oh my god watch out my chat saying to it no come on

[08:50:42] good job dude oh my god excuse me oh I just got to sort I just got to sort oh

[08:50:48] my god you almost got me good job for real wait so I need to win every round

[08:50:52] to win this there's no way there's zero way there's always a way to put me out of my misery case

[08:51:19] I think the big thing is it's gotta stop moving so much

[08:51:22] I

[08:51:28] Lee that was that that was so good though Jinxie we literally went to best of three games wait what oh

[08:51:35] Oh

[08:51:38] Bro if it sends on a I don't even want to win

[08:51:42] Trust me. I am capable of throwing this

[08:51:52] I

[08:52:11] Should have just held in wait for the glass to burn all right you win CS Jesus it wasn't even close

[08:52:17] Oh my god, that was close. What do you mean went to game three? Okay? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but the last game was bad

[08:52:23] The last game was bad. Okay. Oh my god. Yes, it's difficult. Jinx. Yeah, right? Yeah, okay. Yeah

[08:52:30] All right, let me go with Geo guesser here. Let me go my goodness. Yeah, you got me GK

[08:52:36] There's there's literally no chance. I went at Geo guesser. There's actually no chance. Okay. Do you want to do?

[08:52:43] Do you want to do us only or global?

[08:52:47] either way, I think your boys what do y'all think chat us or global okay, we're putting

[08:52:57] our chats on our email only for geogas yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[08:53:01] Okay, how do I okay have us? Can you add him real quick? You have any kind of records?

[08:53:06] Geo guess work out. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I think I have to take a gander US

[08:53:14] You're saying probably they're saying global why not you're gonna beat me either way

[08:53:20] I just typed global and Google trying to trying to go to Geo guesser, you know you hear a word too many times

[08:53:27] Yes, oh

[08:53:31] What's your favorite kind of rice I have rice earlier, what's your favorite?

[08:53:37] Hey, she shouldn't need an account I think oh, thank you. I think just

[08:53:42] I think it's just white rice with like a sauce though, like a teriyaki sauce or like orange chicken, like that sauce. I don't even know what that's called.

[08:53:51] I think any rice is good with a sauce.

[08:53:55] My favorite sauce is my favorite rice is Spanish rice. I love Spanish rice dude. Oh my goodness man.

[08:54:04] Oh there's a spoiler on the link. Am I getting spoiled?

[08:54:09] Oh, I gotta I gotta choose a character

[08:54:11] Yeah, just mob me and see as dude like you just mock me

[08:54:15] No, dude, it was close like actually bro. The first game was my best chance to win

[08:54:20] I was winning that game and I choked. Oh, man

[08:54:24] Okay, do you guys want world is when you less do world the world

[08:54:29] We'll do world. Yeah

[08:54:31] Okay, lucky. This is for this is for three. You like this is our third game

[08:54:35] This is over game for game. Okay. Yeah, you want to have one one

[08:54:40] okay

[08:54:42] There's already no battleship could be cinnamon. All right. All right. You ready face ready? I'm ready

[08:54:48] All right. Do you want to do best? Yeah, that's great. That's great. Yeah, you might only let's get it. Come on

[08:54:55] GG

[08:54:57] You might have no idea. I think I know where this is

[08:55:00] There's no way you know where this is

[08:55:03] Are you kidding me? I think so

[08:55:05] I think what we just do

[08:55:11] Okay

[08:55:14] Now it's closer nice

[08:55:17] Okay, I knew it was like one of those like in that like in that area. I knew it was in that area of those islands

[08:55:24] Not bad. Yeah, not bad. Oh

[08:55:26] This America right here

[08:55:28] I know where it is, but I don't know where on the map it is.

[08:55:44] You know the exact country?

[08:55:46] Yeah.

[08:55:47] Are you serious?

[08:55:49] How do you know?

[08:55:53] Because I saw something that gave me an impotentive.

[08:55:58] Yep.

[08:55:59] Bro, I'm just going to go like South America.

[08:56:04] I'm going to go like-

[08:56:05] I saw something that's only in that country.

[08:56:09] Oh, okay.

[08:56:11] Wait, what else did you see?

[08:56:14] I saw a pink tree and I thought they only grew in Japan.

[08:56:16] Never mind.

[08:56:19] Oh, this is Arkansas.

[08:56:22] Wait, okay.

[08:56:23] This is literally the road leading to my house.

[08:56:27] I don't think this is our design because I stand in India

[08:56:31] I don't think this is our-

[08:56:31] This is literally-

[08:56:32] If you walked outside my house it looks like-

[08:56:35] Are you serious?

[08:56:37] Yeah!

[08:56:39] Are you actually serious?

[08:56:41] I'm dead serious!

[08:56:42] Bro, I just have a long road. I don't know any other info.

[08:56:45] That's all I got around me, bro!

[08:56:50] Bro, I feel like this is-

[08:56:51] This is literally my house.

[08:56:52] I'm at the box by small thanks for this.

[08:56:55] I feel like this is Europe, dude.

[08:56:56] I'm pretty confident this is your up. I swear this is your up

[08:57:03] Or death one I mean Ford Ford not F-150

[08:57:08] Hold on I'm still investigating don't answer yet, please

[08:57:11] Please?

[08:57:13] I have a really bad idea.

[08:57:15] I think I know the exact country I'm not even getting.

[08:57:21] She's gonna get something.

[08:57:23] She's gonna get something.

[08:57:24] She's gonna get something.

[08:57:25] Okay, well.

[08:57:26] Oh my god, I was dead off.

[08:57:28] Bro, okay so if you win 10 more clicks,

[08:57:31] there was a sign that said Burger Cam.

[08:57:33] So I discussed it.

[08:57:34] I wouldn't even know where that was.

[08:57:37] Okay, I'm glad I chose this.

[08:57:39] Okay, one zero.

[08:57:40] You could still win, especially.

[08:57:43] Okay, that was T.

[08:57:44] All right, game two.

[08:57:46] Game two, game two, game two.

[08:57:47] Yeah.

[08:57:50] This is America right here.

[08:57:54] Not gonna lie, I kind of agree.

[08:57:56] I kind of agree.

[08:57:58] What is this?

[08:58:00] Bro, this is-

[08:58:01] Like I see a telltale sign, but I don't know why.

[08:58:03] Can I say Florida?

[08:58:04] No.

[08:58:05] Wait, this is Arkansas.

[08:58:10] Wait, hold on, wait, I just found something important, really important.

[08:58:20] Something incredibly important.

[08:58:23] I am seeing something that can guarantee me the answer.

[08:58:26] I still don't know where it would be.

[08:58:29] Is it like a state flag?

[08:58:32] Not just a sign!

[08:58:34] I know where this is.

[08:58:36] I know where this is.

[08:58:38] Come out.

[08:58:38] I swear, I swear.

[08:58:40] I think my brother went to college here, nearby.

[08:58:44] There is no, what?

[08:58:46] In this city, in this city.

[08:58:48] But I don't know if it's in, I don't know, I guess.

[08:58:50] I'm bored out.

[08:58:53] Oh my God.

[08:58:54] Yeah, my brother went to school here, like close by here.

[08:59:01] Newark, New Jersey!

[08:59:02] Newark, New York!

[08:59:03] Yeah!

[08:59:05] Wait I'm...

[08:59:05] Wait, what?

[08:59:06] I said Newark.

[08:59:08] Wait I said Newark.

[08:59:10] Oh my god, there's two Newerks.

[08:59:13] Oh my god!

[08:59:14] There's a Newark in New Jersey and a Newark in New York

[08:59:17] and I said the road...

[08:59:18] Well, this is Florida.

[08:59:20] This is not, wait, oh my god.

[08:59:22] Wait, there are a couple of states

[08:59:24] with palm trees to be fair.

[08:59:27] Oh really?

[08:59:27] I thought literally Florida was the only place

[08:59:29] on earth with palm trees.

[08:59:30] No it's like Florida, California and Hawaii.

[08:59:32] Okay, so I don't think it's Florida. I don't think this is in the US. Okay, so I wait you don't think it's in the US. I

[08:59:45] Actually know it's not in the US and case though. Unfortunately, I have to be honest with you. This is GGs case of this is GGs

[08:59:52] I'm really sorry. Nope. I know exactly where it's at

[08:59:55] I

[09:00:00] Like how there was a sign that said Singapore. I'm not kidding. You know what's crazy

[09:00:05] I could have saw the sign that said Singapore and still not been able to find it

[09:00:09] I told you that was a easy sweep right there. I had no chance on that one. I'm glad that's over with Lord have mercy

[09:00:17] Okay, yeah, let me do a neutral game now that it's two to two

[09:00:21] Yeah. Okay. Let's go on the neutral list. So we have Rocket League and or battleship.

[09:00:29] I will say this case battleship is peak on steam. Are we gonna have to play that either

[09:00:34] way to get to five whoever is to five first? Yeah, I mean, yeah, we could because I can

[09:00:39] just download it. Yeah. Download battleship if you want to do rocket league map. I'm

[09:00:46] down for that. Yep. Let me get

[09:00:51] is it has bro battleship? Yes.

[09:00:54] Yes. I believe so. That's the one.

[09:00:56] Right. So unbiasedly.

[09:00:59] I'm not kidding. That was the best I've ever played in Geo guesser.

[09:01:02] I had the city right now.

[09:01:04] It was unreal. I thought you was like hacking dude.

[09:01:07] I dude. So I saw a sign that said Newark and my brother went to college

[09:01:12] in Newark, but there's a new work in New York and a new work in New Jersey.

[09:01:15] I clicked the wrong state because I'm literally either way you were still way closer to me

[09:01:20] Bro, I almost got I knew going into that I knew going into that that there was no chance

[09:01:25] I take Geo guesser. I have no idea how to do geology. It's like it's bad

[09:01:31] Okay

[09:01:33] All right, so we're busting out Rocket League

[09:01:36] Yes, so we'll do best of three Rocket League and then if you want we could bust out or no

[09:01:42] Well whoever loses pitch

[09:01:44] Yeah, I got it to do. Okay. What is it to do? Yeah, it's close. This is pretty pink

[09:01:50] Rocket League, there's a good chance you take you you beat me in Rocket League because I never do one be once

[09:01:56] Okay, there's a glue you eat not over Jesus Jesus, Jesus. Oh

[09:02:04] Yes, wait, okay, so I had it right on Rocket League. I think I do yeah

[09:02:08] Yeah. Oh, yeah, I mean you was playing for a minute there. We were we were like destroying people or get up. Okay. Oh, we was destroying people

[09:02:18] All right, I'm locked. Oh

[09:02:21] I'm like the luxury wheel deity. Wait, okay, so it's supposed to be your pick, but do you want to do a neutral game?

[09:02:29] Yeah, we just rocked this I'm cool with that

[09:02:32] Cuz I just got a million on locks

[09:02:34] But then wouldn't there never be another neutral pick again, no chat

[09:02:38] What else was on my list wait, but how would that work that chap?

[09:02:50] Right

[09:02:53] Okay, so what do you want to do what game do you want to do next you pick?

[09:02:58] It's your pick because I won geogatso so what do you want to do? We could do rocket league. We're already on it. Anyway, all right, I

[09:03:06] I

[09:03:08] Invited you

[09:03:10] That

[09:03:12] All right, I'm feeling I'm gonna get absolutely worked in this game

[09:03:17] No, I highly doubt that I haven't played just me and you blood. I don't think what where's the invite?

[09:03:26] No, do right right trigger

[09:03:29] Notifications, how the music of this game is so deep. Oh my god, right notifications

[09:03:36] can I can I invite you and you join me and I'm at the party house okay I just

[09:03:43] invited you let me know if you get that

[09:03:45] beautiful come in here come in here alright man I'm feeling I'm gonna get

[09:03:51] work okay do I make you host here yep and then we'll do private match while

[09:03:57] we want to set party leader there we go beautiful

[09:04:03] Okay

[09:04:07] Yeah, cool that okay, I suck it won't be ones, bro

[09:04:13] Well, I think about won't be ones is like if you aerial and you don't score you immediately get scored on yeah

[09:04:22] Because no one to that

[09:04:25] We case make sure you join the team. Oh

[09:04:28] Oh my bad

[09:04:30] come on come on come on yeah come up come up i didn't lock in chat

[09:04:45] lord help me this is gonna be set up lord help me

[09:04:49] Oh, good play. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, no, I haven't played so long!

[09:05:01] Oh, jeez, it's over for your boy. You feel frosty? I haven't been playing after

[09:05:16] Yeah, I'm insanely rusty dude.

[09:05:23] No! No! Not the counter attack!

[09:05:28] You're there though. No, you're not!

[09:05:31] I don't recommend. Let's go!

[09:05:33] I got a locket. I can't open the net.

[09:05:35] As soon as you open the net, Rocket League gets over.

[09:05:39] It's a close one though.

[09:05:46] Wow.

[09:05:54] Oh my goodness, it's insane how bad I am.

[09:06:05] No! I got...

[09:06:10] Ooh, way to be there!

[09:06:46] Oh my god!

[09:06:48] How?

[09:06:53] You good, kid?

[09:06:55] No, I'm laughing.

[09:06:57] Bro, this is such a...

[09:07:01] Oh!

[09:07:02] Oh, wow!

[09:07:03] That is a touch.

[09:07:04] You deserve that, go.

[09:07:07] Wow, what a touch.

[09:07:09] What a touch, dude.

[09:07:12] Okay.

[09:07:16] You gotta be dissed in me

[09:07:22] Oh, oh, yeah, I deserve nothing good for that

[09:07:28] I deserve nothing good two minutes of beat two minutes of beat. Come on

[09:07:33] I feel like my car ain't moving away at all too, bruh.

[09:07:46] Why's my car moving away at all too?

[09:07:49] Yeah!

[09:07:50] Here's what happens to me all the time.

[09:07:51] I don't know.

[09:07:52] We're good though.

[09:07:53] We're good.

[09:07:54] Yeah.

[09:07:55] Using control at all, of course.

[09:07:59] Dog like did you pay off the dance?

[09:08:04] Oh my god, that's a good chop, that's a good chop.

[09:08:08] That was a good spot.

[09:08:10] I already know I'm gonna win this game and then lose the best of three because I'm just gonna have to win the following.

[09:08:16] No, you're not. I know myself so well.

[09:08:19] Now look at me man, you're not losing this.

[09:08:26] I mean look at me!

[09:08:28] I

[09:08:58] No, I was actually supposed to get the things out.

[09:09:03] No, I sold it.

[09:09:09] He got a metalfish!

[09:09:15] No!

[09:09:17] Lock it down one more minute at the speed bed, please.

[09:09:21] Well, that was good.

[09:09:22] Oh my goodness, yeah, let's go get into a while.

[09:09:25] Okay. Okay. Yeah, we're going to get through there with a chance.

[09:09:40] You pulled off the greatest comeback.

[09:09:41] You have a chance.

[09:09:42] Nope.

[09:09:43] I'm not going to take it every because every ball goes on my side.

[09:09:48] I have no but yeah.

[09:09:49] Take a side.

[09:09:50] Take a side.

[09:09:51] Take a side.

[09:09:52] Take this game three here.

[09:09:53] No.

[09:09:54] You got me messed up.

[09:09:55] I'm going to get my way through it.

[09:10:02] Bro, I'm back.

[09:10:04] Every damn dumb kickoff just flow to my goal.

[09:10:08] Okay.

[09:10:09] Game two, game two.

[09:10:11] Free environment.

[09:10:12] I think you're in, you're in, you're in.

[09:10:14] Oh, if I were already in the same line.

[09:10:16] Let's switch up the scenery.

[09:10:18] All right, yeah.

[09:10:19] The best map in rocket league history.

[09:10:24] Game 2, game 2, game 2.

[09:10:26] Bro, own gold?

[09:10:27] I did not own gold.

[09:10:28] I was going in there anyway.

[09:10:30] No, Chad, this is the best map in the history of Rocket League.

[09:10:33] Debate with a ball.

[09:10:34] I love this map.

[09:10:40] I told you, I'm going to literally

[09:10:42] say I'm going to win the first game,

[09:10:44] and I'm going to follow little side characters.

[09:10:45] No, there's no way you do it, because I'm not playing good

[09:10:48] enough to even get close to winning.

[09:10:49] I'm

[09:11:02] I'm horrible.

[09:11:09] Wow.

[09:11:15] I'm gonna use that.

[09:11:20] That's a bucket for you right there, big dog.

[09:11:24] Scalely.

[09:11:28] I'm stealing.

[09:11:29] Use a controller.

[09:11:30] You think I'm gonna use a controller?

[09:11:32] We're good only have one only game

[09:11:40] What does pro that you

[09:11:46] There are pros that got pro

[09:12:19] Oh yeah, there's not.

[09:12:26] Oh my god.

[09:12:29] Over the middle.

[09:12:30] It's gonna pop up.

[09:12:32] Can I aerial pull it?

[09:12:34] Oh my god.

[09:12:35] I had to have that.

[09:12:37] I wasn't gonna try.

[09:12:44] Yo!

[09:12:48] Please, please, I'm so, I'm so bad.

[09:12:54] Nice.

[09:12:56] Backwards, backwards, backwards.

[09:12:58] Okay, I'll look for the stars.

[09:12:59] I-

[09:13:04] No, no, I didn't mean to be in parallel with-

[09:13:07] Goal!

[09:13:09] Bro, I hate being-

[09:13:10] I did it, I did it, man!

[09:13:11] I hate being parallel.

[09:13:13] I don't know what to do, case, when I'm side to it.

[09:13:15] I don't know what to do.

[09:13:18] Yeah, I don't either.

[09:13:20] I got to get a little bit of combat.

[09:13:22] I'm not showing that much.

[09:13:24] Good start.

[09:13:26] Oh, you almost took me on that one.

[09:13:28] Is that going to sketch a little bit more?

[09:13:32] Nice.

[09:13:36] Nice.

[09:13:38] Get, get, get charged.

[09:13:42] I just missed my boost.

[09:13:44] Wow, I am inconsolable right now.

[09:13:48] Come on. My chance. No! No! No! No! No!

[09:14:13] I did it you almost you almost have the best touch ever Wow

[09:14:22] Please oh

[09:14:37] I'm gonna show this

[09:14:43] I know myself too well.

[09:14:45] No!

[09:14:47] Please!

[09:14:48] Please, God!

[09:14:53] No!

[09:14:54] NOOOOOO!

[09:14:56] Oh, my God!

[09:14:58] No!

[09:14:59] No!

[09:15:01] No!

[09:15:03] It's going game three, K.

[09:15:04] I'm- It's going game three.

[09:15:06] Unless I can pull off a- Oh, my God.

[09:15:08] That was so lucky.

[09:15:10] Get this game!

[09:15:11] Come on!

[09:15:13] This game sucks so bad. Oh my goodness. This game sucks.

[09:15:19] My goodness, man.

[09:15:22] The point we've been told for to kick off. Is there any point in going to kick off?

[09:15:26] Yeah. Come on, guys.

[09:15:28] Hey, use the meter.

[09:15:30] No, he's like, I don't know what to do.

[09:15:32] Every time I meet you there, it goes to my side.

[09:15:35] It's like you might as well just hit it.

[09:15:37] Lord have mercy.

[09:15:40] Oh my god, no, no, no!

[09:15:47] That was crazy.

[09:15:52] I want to bomb it on my desk.

[09:15:55] I want to bomb it on my desk.

[09:15:57] Oh, my God.

[09:16:04] Please, that's both of them.

[09:16:13] I don't know.

[09:16:18] Look at me.

[09:16:22] Sweet heavens, sweet heavens.

[09:16:55] I just gave you a goal. That's unreal. Oh my god! That is unreal. Just gave it for free.

[09:17:07] Dude, I almost missed him.

[09:17:10] Thought you got it though.

[09:17:12] Wait, what are you?

[09:17:14] Oh my god, go, let's go, let's go vans.

[09:17:22] We almost got world one right there.

[09:17:32] I have no idea actually.

[09:17:37] I guess you just go world one until the fall,

[09:17:39] Well, that's a good shot.

[09:17:41] Come on, meet me there!

[09:17:43] Please!

[09:17:44] I'm gonna choke this.

[09:17:45] If I lose to someone at least in the next game, I know it!

[09:17:49] Please!

[09:17:50] I'm gonna lose this game.

[09:17:51] Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna make that.

[09:17:52] Oh my god.

[09:17:53] Hey!

[09:17:54] Hey!

[09:17:55] Hey!

[09:17:56] Hey!

[09:17:57] Hey!

[09:17:58] Hey!

[09:17:59] Hey!

[09:18:00] Hey!

[09:18:01] Hey!

[09:18:02] Hey!

[09:18:03] Hey!

[09:18:04] Hey!

[09:18:35] It's one of your games.

[09:18:39] Am I at three of us?

[09:18:41] I'm at

[09:18:44] How many games am I at three? Yeah, okay. I'm at three. I don't have a year three. So case you got

[09:18:52] What do I have on my yes, or are you smarter than a fifth grader?

[09:18:57] That's really what I have

[09:19:00] Yes, yes, that's the games you chose

[09:19:05] Oh my god roblox why would I choose all right let's go roblox melan B okay okay so

[09:19:13] wait how do we 1v1 in this is there a way to make a lobby with each other

[09:19:17] dude I don't know why roblox download on this PC yeah how do you 1v1 in this

[09:19:25] okay that was actually cinema oh you could do a private server okay this is

[09:19:29] gonna be peach you could do a private server good oh my god I did I suck at

[09:19:34] I haven't booted up roblox player since like 2005. I have to I have to download mine again. Okay, it shouldn't take too long. I

[09:19:48] Don't think I had it. I thought I had another PC

[09:19:51] What happened I

[09:19:54] Think I'm good. I think I'm good. What okay? I was I was downloaded again. Oh, no

[09:20:00] What hi guys, do I know my I don't know I don't know if I know my Roblox

[09:20:04] I'm trying to figure out mine too. Oh

[09:20:10] Gg jing see oh man. Oh

[09:20:15] Wait, I got one I got one. You have to do a puzzle to prove you're not a bot. Oh my god

[09:20:24] Robots, okay, this is gonna be fun. So wait, we can make a private server in 1v1 that is peak

[09:20:31] If I could get my password

[09:20:39] Why does it make me do the puzzle of my passwords I need to correct what

[09:20:51] Is it Bucks right here is it a is a dookie man 12 that's your roadblocks name case. No, it's my password

[09:21:01] Oh, bro. What is my password? Oh my. Dude. I'm going to go tinkle. All right. Well,

[09:21:10] you figure that out. All right. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Maybe I'll maybe I'll have to figure

[09:21:16] Maybe I have it figured out by the time you get back

[09:21:30] Yeah, I had to email myself a one-time code. I literally I literally don't even get my roblox password chat. Oh my lord

[09:21:39] Like what?

[09:21:41] Okay, so what is the game called?

[09:21:45] You know what it's called?

[09:21:47] Roblox Spell Envy, or just Spell Envy.

[09:21:50] Spell Envy?

[09:21:52] I think so.

[09:21:54] Yeah.

[09:21:56] Roblox, where's my one-time code at, big dog?

[09:21:59] Oh, hold up.

[09:22:01] Yeah, you want my one-time code?

[09:22:03] I'll give it to y'all.

[09:22:05] Y'all want it?

[09:22:11] I

[09:22:20] Who wants it hold on there got my code give me a second

[09:22:25] Chattie's teaching your high visor's jinx you gonna spell him

[09:22:31] No, not really he's not really good with a keyboard, so I think it's time-based, right

[09:22:36] Yeah. Yeah, I think the time will, will mess them up.

[09:22:42] Never really good with keyboards.

[09:22:44] Roblox, where's my code?

[09:22:48] By now. By now.

[09:22:52] Okay. Roblox, don't make me step in.

[09:22:54] Case house is gone.

[09:22:56] You're supposed to send me a code on my email,

[09:23:00] but instead of refreshing it, there's no code.

[09:23:06] Is it, um, is it an old email?

[09:23:12] No.

[09:23:13] Hi guys, what is your profile picture you sign on?

[09:23:16] That's, um, yeah.

[09:23:17] That's, um, that's, um, oh wait, this is peak.

[09:23:22] You can actually make a private server.

[09:23:24] Oh my God.

[09:23:25] Wow.

[09:23:26] Dude, I haven't done a spelling bee since I was in like literally fourth grade and I

[09:23:30] think I did a trotious.

[09:23:33] I did put in the Tropicana speech.

[09:23:37] Chet, any of y'all do that or is that,

[09:23:38] is it just in Florida, I think?

[09:23:40] Bro, you like douless speech

[09:23:42] and you perform in front of your class

[09:23:43] and if you do good, you do in front of a school.

[09:23:45] If you do good, you do in front of the regional.

[09:23:47] I got third in my school.

[09:23:48] I did it up on Paul Revere.

[09:23:51] Wrong game.

[09:23:52] I thought the game was just called spelling bee.

[09:23:54] What it should be called Roblox.

[09:23:56] I'm about to start farting up in here.

[09:24:00] Wait, Chet, what's the name of the game?

[09:24:02] Does it is spelling bee?

[09:24:08] I'm about to start just straight twerking and farting at the same time.

[09:24:14] Spelling bee, spelling bee.

[09:24:15] Yo, I guess I'm not going to be able to get into Roblox.

[09:24:17] I have like what?

[09:24:20] It's just called spelling bee because it's the right thing.

[09:24:22] Oh, quick sign in. Hold up. What is this?

[09:24:25] QR code.

[09:24:28] Dude, we could hit some buck shot and if this doesn't work.

[09:24:31] Oh my goodness it took me to it took me

[09:24:35] Logging in to a to a Roblox account like I don't even think the FBI could log into one

[09:24:41] Yeah, it's like it's so but like the puzzles are actually impossible nowadays

[09:24:46] Like the captures you know how they used to be like just cash that way Roblox

[09:24:50] How do the kids even play? Yeah, how can they get through the frickin puzzle? I can't even get to the puzzle

[09:24:56] How are you okay?

[09:24:58] Yeah, I don't know I can't bro. I can't even

[09:25:01] It's I'm trying to give them to send me a code to reset my password.

[09:25:04] Not even send me a code in my email.

[09:25:09] Yes.

[09:25:10] Also, like Jinxie and case, you guys know, like captures,

[09:25:16] they were like letters or numbers, you know what I'm saying?

[09:25:20] Like you just enter the, bro, now they're like whole puzzles that you have to do.

[09:25:25] You have to make sure like items are ordered correctly.

[09:25:29] and it's just like a whole thing.

[09:25:33] It's bad actually.

[09:25:35] Roblox has CSGO cases of us.

[09:25:39] Yeah, I was playing that.

[09:25:41] The dev, the dev like cooked that

[09:25:43] with like a whole bunch of cases as well.

[09:25:46] You don't understand.

[09:25:47] Like you say request code to change your password

[09:25:51] and they just don't send one.

[09:25:55] Y'all out of codes?

[09:25:59] Oh, you had to stop!

[09:26:03] Better play Buckshot! Forget this!

[09:26:07] Okay, have I downloaded Buckshot or what?

[09:26:09] Download Buckshot?

[09:26:11] Download Buckshot or what?

[09:26:13] We could do, are you smarter than a fifth grader while Buckshot loads, if you want?

[09:26:19] Buckshot, I think it's like...

[09:26:21] It takes a minute, okay? Do Buckshot, do Buckshot.

[09:26:23] I've never played Buckshot.

[09:26:25] I'm assuming you're just like Liar's bar though, eh?

[09:26:29] Yeah, something like that. It can't be no worse than trying to log into a Roblox account

[09:26:37] Brack checked all the folders do there was in none of them

[09:26:43] You'll forget y'all Roblox for real y'all some slop dude

[09:26:48] Like I came and log into my account like bro, where's my code anybody trying to say they're waiting around for 15 minutes for a code

[09:26:56] We send I did it like six times

[09:26:59] What are you when you say sit how y'all the biggest game on earth and it takes I take a act of Congress to log into your account

[09:27:06] Yeah, that's that's what I don't understand. How do they have players if you can't play?

[09:27:12] That's what I don't understand. Dude. That's just a bunch of little kids slobbering on their iPad

[09:27:24] You asked yourself how to him do was get in

[09:27:26] Yeah, that's what I'm saying like bro when I played Roblox with games last year every time I went in games. I was like

[09:27:35] It was like literal five-year-olds. How are they getting into the security dude? I don't know

[09:27:41] nerd

[09:27:43] Okay, I'm downloading buckshot. Okay case to my chat saying you're like the goat of this game. I

[09:27:49] Am but it is a lot of RNG a lot of R&D. Okay. Is there any skill whatsoever?

[09:27:53] Yeah, yeah, you know how to use the items in what order to use a man. Oh my god, okay

[09:28:00] So you want to do best out of three on this?

[09:28:04] Yeah, okay. I have a feeling I'm gonna get is so ain't

[09:28:08] Wait, baby, but play buckshot. Okay

[09:28:11] Yeah

[09:28:14] Man this don't kill my vibe man

[09:28:17] No, I've been there man. I've been there. I've asked him about bro

[09:28:20] I've had days where I can't even like get into my email and I just delete it

[09:28:25] We got some we got robots walking around on Mars taking pictures

[09:28:29] But I can't log into a Roblox account. They can't send me an email yet

[09:28:33] There's a robot on Mars sending pictures from a different planet here back and we're looking at them

[09:28:38] But it's taking them 10 years to send me a code

[09:28:42] We're on the same planet dog

[09:28:47] All right case I think I'm in I think I'm in

[09:28:50] Host table search for lobbies join Lobby ID. Maybe we do a lobby ID

[09:28:56] Okay, let me load up a shot. Oh man. It's been a minute. This is a

[09:29:00] figuring the lobby ID

[09:29:02] Hide screen. I played against Kai. I can't remember how we did it. I

[09:29:08] Think Lobby ID

[09:29:10] Yeah, I mean I played buckshot when it very first dropped like the the online mode that is

[09:29:18] Let's go

[09:29:20] Lobby ID, okay, Lobby ID, they're saying it.

[09:29:23] Yeah.

[09:29:25] Okay, if you can create a Lobby ID, Hybrids can join it.

[09:29:29] Okay, one second.

[09:29:33] Buckshot time, chat.

[09:29:35] Dude, I've never played this game.

[09:29:38] Okay, so the score's three to two, right?

[09:29:40] Okay, this is close. This is really close.

[09:29:44] Okay, let me see here.

[09:29:45] Um...

[09:29:45] I still have eight ball.

[09:29:48] How do I make a Lobby...

[09:29:49] Okay, host table copy Lobby ID. Okay, I copied it to my clipboard.

[09:29:55] I didn't do nothing for me. Oh, and by friends, I'm going to straight up

[09:29:58] invite you to steam right here.

[09:30:00] And it's invited. Yes. Perfect.

[09:30:03] Nice. Nice. All right, I'll explain to you how it works.

[09:30:08] If you've never played this, never played it.

[09:30:11] Hey, says anybody ever told you you're a cutie patootie?

[09:30:14] Hey, what you mean?

[09:30:16] Okay, so here's what happens, right? Okay, actually let me start the game. This won't be the official run, but I'll show you

[09:30:35] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay look here. All right, so

[09:30:46] Yeah, it's a game of chess.

[09:30:49] Here it goes, but it's fun.

[09:30:52] But there is some skill to it.

[09:30:54] Yeah!

[09:30:55] Alright, so we see the cross from each other.

[09:30:59] There's a shotgun in the middle.

[09:31:01] And round one here.

[09:31:02] So watch what happens here.

[09:31:04] Three lines.

[09:31:06] So pull out your items.

[09:31:07] You get random items.

[09:31:10] Cigarettes?

[09:31:11] Okay, I'll explain what items you get when I see you blaze them.

[09:31:15] We had to drag these, had to drag these.

[09:31:17] Just click and click one of the squares beside you.

[09:31:21] I was sitting there trying to drag you.

[09:31:23] So, um, if you hover over your eye, okay, look.

[09:31:27] Three blue shells, three red shells, right?

[09:31:31] The blue shells are blank, the red shells are live.

[09:31:35] So right now it's pretty much a 50-50.

[09:31:38] You have to see, you've got to use your items to have each other.

[09:31:42] So you can hover your mouse over your items

[09:31:43] I'm gonna turn down my game volume, my chat's like, they're here, so like, what do you think?

[09:31:48] It is loud.

[09:31:49] Okay.

[09:31:51] There we go, chat. How's that? How's that? A lot better?

[09:31:53] We went half.

[09:31:54] Why'd you turn down your game volume?

[09:31:56] I don't know how nice this is cool.

[09:31:58] Okay, um...

[09:32:00] Well, volume mixer. Windows volume mixer.

[09:32:02] It's a big case.

[09:32:03] I'm here.

[09:32:06] Let me turn you back up for a good set of turn down my whole volume.

[09:32:08] No, you're good. You're good. You're good. Take some.

[09:32:10] How do I see you in Discord?

[09:32:17] Okay, there we go.

[09:32:19] So, do you want to say something?

[09:32:21] Okay, can you hear me?

[09:32:22] Can you hear me?

[09:32:23] Can you hear me?

[09:32:24] Is that good, Chad?

[09:32:25] That's good right there?

[09:32:26] Yep.

[09:32:27] Okay.

[09:32:28] Okay.

[09:32:29] So, I'm guessing it's your turn, huh?

[09:32:33] Yeah, it's my turn, but can you hover over items and see what you have?

[09:32:39] I see them, but I don't know how to hover over them. I'm just moving my right mouse ball

[09:32:46] Yeah, just bring your mouse over the top of McHuber or you can't cuz it's my turn right?

[09:32:52] So there's three blanks three lives

[09:32:56] Okay, you understand it a little bit three blanks three lives. Yeah, I get it

[09:33:01] All right. Are you ready? Yeah

[09:33:03] Let's go.

[09:33:05] This one do best 2 out of 3.

[09:33:07] Yeah.

[09:33:08] Okay.

[09:33:09] Popping the phone here.

[09:33:11] I'm not gonna tell you what that said,

[09:33:13] because it was just for me.

[09:33:14] Damn, what the 5.

[09:33:16] Okay.

[09:33:18] Still your turn right now.

[09:33:19] Yeah.

[09:33:20] Yeah.

[09:33:21] Carly.

[09:33:23] Okay.

[09:33:24] You're thinking, wow, okay, this has...

[09:33:29] Whoa!

[09:33:30] You gotta be sifting me!

[09:33:32] Okay, so now it's three lives to blank so you take it by the chance. So case

[09:33:39] question what does the beer can do? Can you hover over it with your mouse? It's

[09:33:47] yeah yeah. The beer can if you drink it it ejects the next shell that's in there

[09:33:54] and you don't know what it is unless you like use something else to take what

[09:33:58] it is but if you drink the beer it just automatically ejects the next

[09:34:01] the next job okay now how do I use this thing how do I just click it let's click it click it

[09:34:09] you can't click it now what I don't know I'm looking at I'm really clicking it you're

[09:34:22] You're hovering over the beer can and clicking it?

[09:34:25] Yeah.

[09:34:28] Is he involved?

[09:34:30] All time clicking.

[09:34:32] No, I'm really clicking it.

[09:34:34] What?

[09:34:35] Okay, let's run it back.

[09:34:37] Tap out, tap back here.

[09:34:39] Are we starting it?

[09:34:40] Okay.

[09:34:42] Of course, of course that's my first game.

[09:34:45] What?

[09:34:46] You're clicking it wrong.

[09:34:48] Hey, Phil, appreciate the kind of words bro.

[09:34:50] I'm spamming my mouth.

[09:34:52] Feel I tried left click right click I even tried the frickin scroll wheel Phil

[09:34:58] Do I run do I run predictions or is this like a trial run to like get the bear?

[09:35:04] You better be filled in feel

[09:35:07] Yeah, what are you gonna be clicking about I'm like a mashing it

[09:35:12] Feel I'm asking you feel yeah feel

[09:35:17] All right, all right. You ready this game is

[09:35:19] It is yeah, I used to watch this game all the time dude. I love buckshot man. This game is peak. Okay. All right, here we go

[09:35:32] What do we got always pay attention to what the dealer or what the shotgun shells are you got like

[09:35:45] Wait now there's no way it was

[09:35:47] because I couldn't click anything wait well all right here we go lock it

[09:35:56] oh my god oh what the fuck that does oh you got some we only got two items yeah we started

[09:36:03] Yeah, I got two three lives one blank

[09:36:16] Three lives one blank yeah, yeah, yeah

[09:36:29] Okay

[09:36:33] What is that?

[09:36:34] It's a skipper.

[09:36:35] I don't know, I'm scared.

[09:36:36] What is that?

[09:36:37] It skips your turn.

[09:36:38] What?

[09:36:39] Yeah, that's a good item.

[09:36:40] That's only an online mode, too.

[09:36:41] Oh, no.

[09:36:42] What?

[09:36:43] Okay, so it's 50-50 now, right?

[09:36:50] It's 50-50 here, so it's probably a blank.

[09:36:59] So it's probably a blank

[09:37:03] It's probably a blank case they wouldn't do three lives in a row think about it think about it. Yes, they would

[09:37:09] You think it's live you think it's live

[09:37:17] Okay, so they would they would do three they would do three lives in a row. They would I'll see them do it

[09:37:23] So what now we get a new rack of bullets. Yeah, yeah, sir new round. Yeah

[09:37:29] Wait, I should really use my abilities, huh?

[09:37:33] Yeah, if you got items, you had the star one to use them.

[09:37:36] Okay.

[09:37:37] Oh my god, I have six items, good lord!

[09:37:40] How many can I use per round? Just one, kid.

[09:37:43] You can use all of them per round, yeah?

[09:37:45] Five.

[09:37:46] Two and two.

[09:37:47] Two and two.

[09:37:49] Two and two.

[09:37:50] All right.

[09:37:52] Ah, all right.

[09:37:55] Use this here.

[09:37:56] Now you have two lives now, how?

[09:37:58] Yes, cigarettes. You know you the secret that was a lie. I'm realistic

[09:38:04] That was alive, okay, I mean this one's a blank

[09:38:09] This one's a blank

[09:38:12] Stole that item from you

[09:38:18] Okay, Lord

[09:38:23] Case it's blank. I promise you case trust me it's blank

[09:38:28] What?

[09:38:29] You just have to get infinite cigarettes!

[09:38:32] No, it's not yours!

[09:38:33] What?

[09:38:36] What are you doing?

[09:38:36] What type of witchcraft are you doing?

[09:38:39] You cuntst-

[09:38:40] NO!

[09:38:41] Oh, no!

[09:38:43] It's 50-50 GC, it's on you!

[09:38:45] Oh no, it's still my turn!

[09:38:47] How?

[09:38:48] Does that skip you with your item?

[09:38:50] Oh no.

[09:38:50] This is- oh, this is so sad.

[09:38:53] Wait, so now it's...

[09:38:56] I can't tell you how bad I'm gonna tell you what it is.

[09:38:58] I

[09:39:02] So, okay, it's yeah, we're good just blasted you already used two legs

[09:39:12] Wait, but do I get multiple shots?

[09:39:16] It's on your items

[09:39:18] Wait, it's over of your items when you have the chance. Yeah, I know I got you now

[09:39:22] I got you I have a feeling of the exact with the magnifying glass does

[09:39:26] It probably checks if it's in the chamber now, huh? Yeah

[09:39:31] It checks what yeah checks what's in there? Yeah, that's Boston

[09:39:35] It's not the best thing in the game either feels that now the best item of the game is the adrenaline shot by far by far

[09:39:42] Really is the adrenaline shot is what you use to steal other people's items

[09:39:48] Don't say your items can you see it though because I can see I can see your items

[09:39:54] Okay

[09:39:56] No, but it didn't look like I- Oh, I have cigarettes.

[09:40:02] Okay.

[09:40:03] I'm gonna start using my- Oh, you're dead, Jinx.

[09:40:06] You're dead.

[09:40:07] What do you mean?

[09:40:08] What do you mean?

[09:40:09] I have two lives.

[09:40:10] No, you're guaranteed dead.

[09:40:11] I have two lives.

[09:40:12] Yeah, I know, but you're- you're, uh...

[09:40:14] What?

[09:40:15] I'm an idiot.

[09:40:16] What did I do that for?

[09:40:17] What?

[09:40:18] I'm an idiot.

[09:40:19] Why did I do that?

[09:40:20] I'm so stupid.

[09:40:21] I'm so dumb for that.

[09:40:25] Oh my goodness

[09:40:30] What am I doing I'm fading

[09:40:36] When you get in that mode you just shoot you choose self like it's down. Yeah, there you go

[09:40:47] Wait, that's right. Oh, that makes it so that makes it

[09:40:52] That makes it like 50 50

[09:40:55] If you want to skip my turn, hit the up arrow button and then hit the check mark.

[09:41:02] Appreciate you.

[09:41:03] Appreciate you.

[09:41:04] Yeah.

[09:41:05] The first time I ever used that item when it came out, I was so confused.

[09:41:08] What is this?

[09:41:09] Do you swap the polarity of the current shell?

[09:41:11] Yeah, so if you know what it is, it swaps it to the opposite.

[09:41:16] Yeah.

[09:41:17] I'm trying to steal an item and he's going to be like...

[09:41:26] Loss! You have no items!

[09:41:28] Yeah, all like...

[09:41:29] You already have three!

[09:41:31] Watch that!

[09:41:32] Okay!

[09:41:33] Okay, university.

[09:41:37] That's probably going to be a live round now.

[09:41:39] Yeah.

[09:41:41] Figured.

[09:41:43] Bro, but I don't need to steal, so I just lose.

[09:41:47] It's your turn again.

[09:41:48] I got my treasure.

[09:41:48] Yep, mate.

[09:41:49] Yeah.

[09:41:50] Swaps.

[09:41:50] Balls in your court.

[09:41:52] Balls in your court.

[09:41:53] It's 50-50, JC.

[09:41:54] 50-50.

[09:42:00] Big time players make big time players.

[09:42:02] It's a blank.

[09:42:07] No.

[09:42:07] Yeah!

[09:42:08] Oh, my god.

[09:42:09] No!

[09:42:10] OK, that was only the first round.

[09:42:13] I should have just shot.

[09:42:14] OK, so you got round one.

[09:42:17] Um, technically, yeah.

[09:42:20] See, it goes up to round three where you want to do just these three.

[09:42:23] Okay, yeah, I got around with it.

[09:42:27] So I think if I win this one, uh.

[09:42:29] Oh, cigarette.

[09:42:30] Okay, that's okay.

[09:42:32] Oh, I got some mid.

[09:42:36] What's the case?

[09:42:38] Can I have five lives?

[09:42:39] I bet that's where you're sent.

[09:42:41] Now, if your max out, your cigarettes don't give you an extra one.

[09:42:44] Pass your max.

[09:42:45] What is Max?

[09:42:47] What is Max?

[09:42:48] There are four.

[09:42:49] Four is the most.

[09:42:50] I'm pretty sure unless there's five.

[09:42:57] Here you go.

[09:42:59] A mysterious voice gives you insight.

[09:43:03] Oh yeah, the phone, yeah.

[09:43:07] Oh my god.

[09:43:09] Wait.

[09:43:10] Aura.

[09:43:11] Aura!

[09:43:12] What?

[09:43:14] Wait, they're both blank now, that was...

[09:43:19] No, that was two lives, one blank.

[09:43:22] So they're both live now.

[09:43:24] Wait, no, you don't case.

[09:43:26] One blank, one flash.

[09:43:28] Oh, it's a 50-50?

[09:43:30] Yes, yes, yes.

[09:43:33] You gotta be kidding me.

[09:43:36] I'm not kidding.

[09:43:38] Yes, yes, yes. You gotta be kidding me.

[09:43:45] Shadow of Sea Grant, it's okay.

[09:43:48] No! Don't you dare!

[09:43:50] No, please!

[09:43:53] Please!

[09:43:54] Take the place!

[09:43:55] Mr. Rightside with the five, thank you.

[09:43:58] If this is a live round, you're in big trouble, Buster.

[09:44:03] It wasn't.

[09:44:04] Okay, that's yours.

[09:44:05] That's yours.

[09:44:06] All right first things first. I'm still getting a shot on you though. That's how to get to

[09:44:12] Because I skipped your turn

[09:44:15] Yeah, forget

[09:44:17] This isn't chance dog

[09:44:19] Wow, I got some sloth dude. Oh my goodness. I got some sloth, bro

[09:44:26] Okay, all right blinks one line

[09:44:36] What's your play here have to do this? Yeah, yeah, gotta do it

[09:44:42] Let me think okay beer

[09:44:44] Racks the shotgun

[09:44:46] Oh, and it checks the current show

[09:44:51] Not the burner

[09:44:56] To blanks one live remember that

[09:45:01] To blanks one live takes it

[09:45:36] I reversed it and I shoot you.

[09:45:44] Wow.

[09:45:46] Beautiful.

[09:45:47] You're actually like him.

[09:45:49] Yeah, they call me the Michael Jordan of, uh, Bunche.

[09:45:53] Really?

[09:45:54] Yeah.

[09:45:55] Yeah.

[09:45:58] All right.

[09:46:00] One blank, one life.

[09:46:01] It's a 50-50.

[09:46:03] Oh, oh no.

[09:46:08] Wow.

[09:46:13] Live action.

[09:46:15] Oh, this is bad for me.

[09:46:22] We have to close out.

[09:46:25] What are you looking at?

[09:46:27] What are you looking at?

[09:46:29] You can't, you can't.

[09:46:31] What do you think oh my goodness you so so bad. Oh my

[09:46:54] So this is blank it was 50-50 you just shot me with a line

[09:46:57] I

[09:46:59] Just lagged out

[09:47:02] Can you hear me? Yes, yes, yes, yes, you go. Well my dad just completely froze

[09:47:07] Yes, so this is a blank so which means I just do this number right here

[09:47:11] I got some. Wait, what is that? They come in handy, but do the- Oh, no. Okay. Wait,

[09:47:28] Wait, wait, wait.

[09:47:30] He's got like two a couple shots.

[09:47:32] Oh, man.

[09:47:34] Oh, Lord.

[09:47:36] Three and three.

[09:47:46] Oh, yeah, the phone too.

[09:47:50] What's got like eight phones?

[09:47:52] Well, who are you, Kevin Gates?

[09:47:54] You're doing it on phones, man.

[09:47:56] Okay.

[09:48:06] Oh!

[09:48:09] I didn't win this, I think.

[09:48:11] I didn't win this.

[09:48:12] I'm gonna win this shot.

[09:48:13] I have a crazy plan.

[09:48:15] No, you're- you're dead either way.

[09:48:21] Wait, no, you're not. Not yet.

[09:48:23] Yeah, but guys, I don't know what the jammer does.

[09:48:25] I don't know what he does.

[09:48:27] No, that's what skips your turn.

[09:48:29] You could have used it on me.

[09:48:31] I know, but I didn't quite want to on that one.

[09:48:40] The jammer's still on you, boy.

[09:48:42] Yeah, but Chappie's not. I don't know if it's live or not. I'm just guessing.

[09:48:51] She escaped my knife!

[09:48:53] I just need to spam the abilities bro.

[09:49:22] Yeah, you gotta use them.

[09:49:25] Okay, thanks, Joe.

[09:49:26] Wow!

[09:49:27] Not one, we got one more.

[09:49:29] Wait, did I win?

[09:49:32] Wait, what, I'm alive.

[09:49:33] I don't know, there's one more.

[09:49:37] So wait, I typically won though,

[09:49:39] because I just won two out of three rounds, right?

[09:49:42] You gonna play this one out though?

[09:49:43] Yeah, let's play it.

[09:49:44] Let's play it out.

[09:49:45] I don't know what this does, I don't know.

[09:49:49] We'll play it out cause it's a fun game.

[09:49:50] So we're three three in game count now!

[09:49:53] Yes, set up a...

[09:49:54] Set up a...

[09:49:56] Your time reading is not...

[09:49:57] The distribution doesn't help at all!

[09:50:00] If you have a question, I will literally answer it

[09:50:02] if you want me to tell you anything.

[09:50:04] Three likes through lives.

[09:50:05] Okay.

[09:50:07] So let's do...

[09:50:08] Let's do this.

[09:50:13] Let's do this.

[09:50:15] Okay. I'm not mad at that.

[09:50:20] Okay, not mad at that.

[09:50:27] See this?

[09:50:36] Yeah, there you go.

[09:50:46] why are you just sitting there like that bro? why are you moving like that?

[09:50:53] because I know what I'm doing now, I know what I'm doing.

[09:50:56] butter pain, butter boom.

[09:50:59] great, great, there you go.

[09:51:01] see chat, I have to figure out how to just use all your abilities.

[09:51:05] yep.

[09:51:06] and now I have nothing to do.

[09:51:07] and it's your turn again, yeah it's your turn again.

[09:51:11] wait, okay.

[09:51:14] I forgot it too, I'm not gonna lie.

[09:51:21] Oh my god.

[09:51:26] Okay, now I figured out this game.

[09:51:32] You wanna run the official one back again or?

[09:51:37] I'm down, I'm down.

[09:51:40] Now I understand.

[09:51:46] Nova chat, that wasn't the third shot chat.

[09:51:49] It was the first shot to stick double damage.

[09:51:58] I lost Cal.

[09:52:00] Okay.

[09:52:02] I

[09:52:04] Got some decent old man

[09:52:08] City wants case I didn't

[09:52:13] For lives to blanks. Yeah, you're killing me right here

[09:52:21] Smart you use those so I couldn't steal them from you smart

[09:52:24] Yeah odds are this is alive so I'm probably dead right here.

[09:52:34] Yep.

[09:52:35] Yes!

[09:52:36] Nice.

[09:52:37] Oh my god.

[09:52:38] I got it.

[09:52:39] I got it.

[09:52:40] I'm just getting up.

[09:52:41] Okay.

[09:52:42] I really got to use your abilities.

[09:52:43] Okay.

[09:52:44] Yeah.

[09:52:45] Do you want to run the official one back?

[09:52:46] Uh yeah.

[09:52:47] What do you mean official one?

[09:52:48] What does that mean?

[09:52:49] What does that mean?

[09:52:50] Like are we counting that as my win?

[09:52:52] Let's just do best of three.

[09:52:54] Okay.

[09:52:55] I got the first one.

[09:52:57] Okay.

[09:52:58] I got the first one.

[09:52:59] Yeah.

[09:53:00] Best of three.

[09:53:01] That's cool with me.

[09:53:02] Yeah.

[09:53:03] I understand now, Jack.

[09:53:04] Yeah.

[09:53:05] That's his win because he got two wins.

[09:53:06] I got one.

[09:53:07] Okay.

[09:53:08] I understand.

[09:53:09] Okay.

[09:53:10] Okay.

[09:53:11] Okay.

[09:53:12] Okay.

[09:53:13] Okay.

[09:53:14] Okay.

[09:53:15] Okay.

[09:53:16] Okay.

[09:53:17] Okay.

[09:53:18] Okay.

[09:53:19] Okay.

[09:53:20] Okay.

[09:53:21] do this three okay whatever you're feeling you've been like you've been

[09:53:25] long longer let's do it let's do it wow you want to yep that lock in yeah I

[09:53:32] didn't really understand the game that first I think I got it now this game

[09:53:36] go to dough because I was leaving my items on the table and I was being done

[09:53:41] Alright, game going to go. Let's get it.

[09:53:45] And it cheesed it sound. Good!

[09:53:54] Cloudy won?

[09:53:56] Alright, here we go.

[09:53:59] Lock in.

[09:54:00] They did.

[09:54:02] Holy Pete game.

[09:54:03] Okay. Boom.

[09:54:05] Boom.

[09:54:07] Are they serious?

[09:54:09] See, that's the thing I kept getting. What does that do?

[09:54:13] It reverses it, whatever the next one is.

[09:54:17] So it reverses it.

[09:54:20] So if you know what the next one is, it reverses it.

[09:54:23] Brax, the shotgun ejects the front shell. Why not?

[09:54:27] Can I see? So that was a lot. Okay, that was a blank.

[09:54:31] Which means...

[09:54:33] Yep.

[09:54:34] I can't reverse it.

[09:54:36] This is gonna be live

[09:54:40] Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be live some of the reverse it

[09:54:47] Yep, oh

[09:54:50] My god, I'm off. Okay. I'm it's disgusting how much I am

[09:55:00] Yeah, okay

[09:55:02] Understand it. Yep. Okay. I don't want to give you this back. So I'm gonna do this

[09:55:12] Wait what

[09:55:15] Wait, what that was white? There's no way

[09:55:21] What are the odds of that I'll kill me kill me

[09:55:29] We that's already found one right

[09:55:32] You saw it bro even if I didn't do that the odds were that it was still should have been live

[09:55:36] I didn't sell even then the odds

[09:55:49] Let's go today go to game

[09:55:53] Oh, I love the mac and mind glass

[09:55:55] Okay, I have a god dear loot set it up. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. It's CG

[09:56:02] Bro, I can use a magnifying glass and do the double.

[09:56:05] Hopefully it's live.

[09:56:08] Okay.

[09:56:09] Okay.

[09:56:10] Three blanks, two lives.

[09:56:12] I'm gonna use this off-riff.

[09:56:15] Not a bad shot. Not a bad shot.

[09:56:17] That was blank.

[09:56:19] Two blanks, two lives.

[09:56:20] It's 50-50 now.

[09:56:21] Let me use this.

[09:56:23] Not a bad play.

[09:56:25] Two blanks, two lives.

[09:56:32] Okay.

[09:56:33] Two likes, two lives.

[09:56:35] You know something I know.

[09:56:38] What are you thinking about, Kase?

[09:56:41] What are you thinking about?

[09:56:43] What are you thinking about?

[09:56:46] I'm on a risk, get here, bro.

[09:56:49] You don't know?

[09:56:50] You're guessing?

[09:56:51] You're guessing?

[09:56:52] Yeah, it's a guess.

[09:56:53] I'm on a risk, get here, bro.

[09:56:56] I'm on a risk, get here, bro.

[09:56:59] You don't know? You're guessing? You're guessing?

[09:57:00] Uh, yeah, it's a guess.

[09:57:07] Now I go...

[09:57:09] Magnifying glass?

[09:57:10] Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[09:57:15] Was that a double-shocker signal?

[09:57:17] Oh my god, this fucking thing...

[09:57:18] It was a signal.

[09:57:21] Magnifying glass?

[09:57:24] Ooh, I'm glad I did that.

[09:57:25] So we magnify glass, we now know it's a blank, so we shoot ourself, and then we do double shot.

[09:57:34] Yep.

[09:57:36] And now we see.

[09:57:37] Yep.

[09:57:38] Fuck you.

[09:57:40] Pass to me.

[09:57:42] Bang.

[09:57:44] Yep.

[09:57:45] I'm down to one heart.

[09:57:48] I'm down to one heart here.

[09:57:50] Please, cigarettes, please!

[09:57:52] No!

[09:57:53] Oh, shit!

[09:57:55] Horrible news, horrible news.

[09:57:56] Thanks, I got horrible news.

[09:57:58] One live, two playing.

[09:58:06] Oh my goodness, dude.

[09:58:09] I don't know, you have to have a fine glass.

[09:58:11] Oh, you got no cigarettes though.

[09:58:13] Okay.

[09:58:14] It's a both-mines, man.

[09:58:19] Wait, you're just gonna kill me?

[09:58:21] What, I lost?

[09:58:23] Wait, they're both blanks?

[09:58:25] Yeah, they're both blanks, but the thing is...

[09:58:30] But can't you guys make that?

[09:58:32] Yeah, but next round you get the gun first.

[09:58:34] I'm just dead.

[09:58:37] You get gun first next round.

[09:58:38] I just die.

[09:58:44] Really?

[09:58:45] Yeah.

[09:58:48] Yeah, you get gun first.

[09:58:49] I just lose here.

[09:58:53] Unless I get it first for not shooting, then I doubt it.

[09:59:03] Oh, shoot around.

[09:59:04] Wait, one live, one play.

[09:59:07] If you get gone, I'm dead.

[09:59:10] Oh my goodness, whole, whole, whole Lord Jixi, oh my goodness, dude.

[09:59:18] So if you don't shoot last, you get to keep the gun.

[09:59:22] I'm so glad I did that.

[09:59:24] Yes. As long as you don't shoot.

[09:59:31] You have another magpie glass?

[09:59:33] Yeah, not your dad. Yeah.

[09:59:37] Vox!

[09:59:38] Yep.

[09:59:40] There we go. Oh my goodness, what a round, Jinxie, Lord, half mercy.

[09:59:44] Okay, so it comes down to round three. Wow.

[09:59:46] Yeah, it comes down to round three.

[09:59:48] No, I think I did nothing wrong in that game when I lost.

[09:59:50] Yeah, it's it's just yeah

[09:59:54] If you would but if you win this next round we're going to a third

[10:00:09] Yes, yes

[10:00:15] Oh man

[10:00:20] end. Surely.

[10:00:31] Are you good? Are you good? Are you good? Yeah, I'm good. I'm just nervous here.

[10:00:39] Bye.

[10:00:41] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. No, it's two and two now.

[10:00:46] It's two and two.

[10:00:47] I'm just gonna reverse it hope that it's blank

[10:01:12] I'm just gonna hope it's flying dude. I got to. Of course it wasn't.

[10:01:22] Can I get a new box? Yeah, not yet. It's still the same round.

[10:01:29] So the app is playing, so the odds are it's live. No. Two lives?

[10:01:36] Oh no!

[10:01:38] Oh my god, I'm dead.

[10:01:40] No, you're not.

[10:01:41] I'm closer to dead than you are.

[10:01:42] You're about to kill me here.

[10:01:45] I'm gonna be down to one heart

[10:01:46] after you shoot me here.

[10:01:51] Oh!

[10:01:52] Oh!

[10:01:53] Oh!

[10:01:54] Ah!

[10:01:54] There's my hold on to hold!

[10:01:56] Dude!

[10:01:58] Oh, you changed the type.

[10:01:59] Oh my god, I forgot about that.

[10:02:03] Oh no.

[10:02:05] Oh my god!

[10:02:06] With a live, three live, one blank.

[10:02:08] Oh, Lord Jamesy.

[10:02:10] I'm cooked, I'm cooked.

[10:02:11] I fear I'm cooked.

[10:02:13] Two live, one blank.

[10:02:15] I'm kept.

[10:02:15] Oh no, not the cigarette.

[10:02:18] That's so unreal, that stack!

[10:02:20] I thought I was dead.

[10:02:23] Two live, one blank.

[10:02:24] Two live, one blank.

[10:02:25] Two live, one blank.

[10:02:28] I still don't remember where I was then.

[10:02:31] two live one blank

[10:02:37] I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared

[10:02:41] that's a blank. Wait how many lives do I have? Two?

[10:02:45] Two, three. Okay, okay.

[10:02:49] It's just two lives right now as all it is

[10:02:53] I'm going to do this, I'm going to do this, and then I'm going to get you with the last

[10:03:12] one.

[10:03:13] you're gonna get ball first that's that's the best I can do their chat no

[10:03:25] How many beer cans are you guys gonna get me?

[10:03:28] Rose got four beers!

[10:03:30] I'm so good.

[10:03:32] Two now you're not.

[10:03:34] Two back.

[10:03:36] Two.

[10:03:38] Two back.

[10:03:40] Okay.

[10:03:42] Ooh this is rough.

[10:03:44] I mean you got a lot of beers.

[10:03:46] I can only get one shot on you like.

[10:03:48] I can only get one shot on you like.

[10:03:50] I can only get one shot on you, like, what?

[10:03:56] Yeah, but if you get one shot on me, if you use your beers right, if it's lucky, I won't

[10:04:03] be able to hit you once around.

[10:04:04] Blank.

[10:04:05] Lord.

[10:04:06] That was one.

[10:04:07] Two legs.

[10:04:08] Lord, not that was one.

[10:04:15] Two legs?

[10:04:22] No!

[10:04:23] Do I get steel items?

[10:04:34] What is that?

[10:04:35] Oh my god, you just sold so bad, oh my god!

[10:04:38] Oh my god! Oh my god, you're so so bad! Holy!

[10:04:47] Oh no, I already got another one.

[10:04:49] You did not sell.

[10:04:52] You got three adrenaline shots!

[10:04:57] Wait, the last one was live, right, Chad?

[10:04:59] So, what's this?

[10:05:02] You just sold so bad! Oh my god!

[10:05:06] I'm running out of time here out of the beer cans. Is it on my truck?

[10:05:13] No you are sped it! You are janked in the last round with a beer!

[10:05:18] I'm glad everything lined up. I skipped your turn as well.

[10:05:24] Alright, just take me away. Take me away.

[10:05:30] I think it's your ball again though.

[10:05:32] It is your ball!

[10:05:42] Give me this.

[10:05:45] TP you want?

[10:05:49] Ohhhh

[10:05:51] That's so stupid.

[10:05:55] Now I'm going to take my knife.

[10:05:59] That's two lives, two blades.

[10:06:02] I can't take a nice game. What's happening?

[10:06:05] Yeah, you can. I need to blink it.

[10:06:07] No.

[10:06:10] Really?

[10:06:15] Hello?

[10:06:16] Oh, this is already caught.

[10:06:19] Oh.

[10:06:20] Is there anything I can't steal? How do I get out of here?

[10:06:24] How do I get out?

[10:06:26] Just take the covered skin for my arm.

[10:06:29] Where? I can't blink it.

[10:06:31] It's a scream.

[10:06:33] I'm spamming it.

[10:06:35] Wait, really?

[10:06:40] What the fuck?

[10:06:42] What's going on?

[10:06:45] You're so dumb you fucked the game.

[10:06:47] What?!

[10:06:49] What happened?

[10:06:53] I don't know.

[10:06:55] There's no way you fucked again.

[10:06:57] We reached it again?

[10:06:59] We're out of here!

[10:07:01] No, you deserve to win!

[10:07:03] I'm terrible at that game.

[10:07:05] You win! You sure?

[10:07:07] Yeah, I'm a joke at that game.

[10:07:09] No, you're not!

[10:07:10] Okay, I'm not a joke, but I made too many mistakes.

[10:07:12] I didn't know what I was doing, man.

[10:07:14] You win!

[10:07:15] Okay, Kase, do you want to do a battle set?

[10:07:19] No.

[10:07:21] Yeah, we can.

[10:07:22] Okay.

[10:07:23] So wait, what is it?

[10:07:24] Four to four?

[10:07:25] 3-3? 4-4?

[10:07:27] 3-3. And it's best of 5?

[10:07:30] Uh, ok, yeah. There's 3 games left.

[10:07:33] Wait, what's left?

[10:07:34] First one to win 5 games.

[10:07:36] So, ok. We got 3 games left.

[10:07:38] 8-ball pool? Battleship? Or are you smart of the fifth red?

[10:07:41] Wait, where do you play 8-ball pool at?

[10:07:43] Ok, I just lost, so I go right. Chat 8-ball pool.

[10:07:47] Ok.

[10:07:48] Ok, so just look up 8-ball pool.

[10:07:52] Just on Google?

[10:07:54] Yes. I'll show you the one. It's uh...

[10:07:56] I'm one of a pool shark, I'll have you know.

[10:07:59] Dude, I'm good at pools.

[10:08:03] Okay!

[10:08:04] Hi guys, what's the one we used against Rock?

[10:08:06] Is it 8ballpool.com?

[10:08:09] No, no, no.

[10:08:09] Is that it?

[10:08:11] Oh, other guys are so bad I'll be right back, low-hand version of the pass out.

[10:08:15] But the pass out...

[10:08:20] There it is.

[10:08:22] Chat okay, all right. It's three to three pro chat. I'm terrible at punch on guys. I don't I don't want to win because I don't know

[10:08:38] That's my first time playing that game

[10:08:45] Okay

[10:08:47] Now, how do we make it?

[10:08:49] We just make a custom?

[10:08:50] Whoa, what the?

[10:08:51] What the?

[10:09:02] Give Kase the point of the scoreboard.

[10:09:03] Yeah, should be 3-3.

[10:09:04] Should be 3-3.

[10:09:05] Dude, I absolutely want to win this.

[10:09:10] What website is it, Dixie?

[10:09:12] 247pool.com.

[10:09:17] closed buck shot got you got you baby 24 7 pool dot com baby all right hold up

[10:09:24] all right now play how do you make custom have us what it's here shy set okay

[10:09:34] how do we get the same game um I think I was made a custom he's gonna make it

[10:09:41] I think. What's the score? It's three to three. Three to three, three to three, three to three.

[10:09:47] Invite a friend. Okay. Invite a friend.

[10:09:51] You're inviting me on 8247pool.com? Yep, yep. It's going to be in Discord.

[10:09:56] I believe it's going to be in Discord, yes.

[10:09:59] Oh my goodness. All right, Case. Now I'm going to be honest.

[10:10:03] I used to play a lot of this pool when I was a kid. A lot of hate ball.

[10:10:08] bet am I on your lobby right now you are in all right best of three man best of

[10:10:16] luck to you I broke first this game so that next game I'll let you break first

[10:10:20] solids two solids great song oh no okay all right okay bro the solids are

[10:10:29] kind of clumped I feel like I should do this is there no music where's the

[10:10:35] music at it comes and goes

[10:10:40] this website was like this the website's like ancient

[10:10:44] okay okay whoo okay I can't make any of these

[10:10:48] I have to do this okay I'm solids yes it's it's it's

[10:10:52] I'm solids it's kind of awkward

[10:10:56] you know music no gg I just straight up won you you bought it

[10:11:02] What is the A-pop?

[10:11:04] All right, one to zero.

[10:11:06] You break first, okay?

[10:11:08] What are we doing, a best of five?

[10:11:09] Sure, best of five.

[10:11:11] You want to play again?

[10:11:12] Yeah, play again.

[10:11:13] Oh my God.

[10:11:15] All right, Kase, since I broke first last game,

[10:11:17] oh no, wait, you're up.

[10:11:18] I break first.

[10:11:19] Oh no, you're up, you're up, nice.

[10:11:20] Okay, good luck.

[10:11:22] Best of five, okay?

[10:11:23] One, zero.

[10:11:27] Okay.

[10:11:28] Solid going.

[10:11:30] Okay.

[10:11:32] Do I care though? That's the question. Do I do I need? Do I want the solids?

[10:11:40] Yes. No. No, I don't.

[10:11:45] Yes, I do actually. Oh my goodness. I just I just got four solids in yo. Oh my oh my goodness. I'm kind of crazy with it, bro. Oh

[10:11:56] Oh my god, let's know where I do say Paul dude. I have like a thousand hours on a ball

[10:12:02] No, I actually am I'm actually insane a pool in real life too. So you're not aura

[10:12:07] It's not like a big deal

[10:12:10] I'm already almost there bro. I suck a ball. Are we serious?

[10:12:19] One carousel a ball bro the OG's know about eight ball pool on like I forget the website like Zayn

[10:12:26] mini clip mini clip that's like the advice for a mini clip yeah yes that was

[10:12:32] like the goaded website but I'm actually getting destroyed this game

[10:12:40] I don't know what oh my god you're the greatest player ever you're the great

[10:12:48] I wonder if they allow you to go I can't hit your stripe into mine here again

[10:12:52] No, no, no, I cannot believe you just did that. That was disgusting. It's probably two zero already. Wow

[10:13:00] Dude the only way I could win this would be a perfect comeback if he misses he doesn't have an angle luckily he does not have an angle

[10:13:08] Man, this would have to be the greatest comeback of all time

[10:13:11] You are the coolest human being I've ever encountered in my entire life.

[10:13:25] Oh, no, no, no, chat.

[10:13:28] Oh my god.

[10:13:30] You are the coo- Okay.

[10:13:32] Uh, Tuesday.

[10:13:33] No!

[10:13:34] I guess, play again.

[10:13:35] I didn't even touch the ball.

[10:13:36] Oh my god.

[10:13:37] I didn't even touch the ball.

[10:13:40] Oh, my God.

[10:13:42] This was my last game, too.

[10:13:43] This was like my, my, my, please, something going.

[10:13:48] That strike shot.

[10:13:49] Yo, ho, ho, yo.

[10:13:52] That was disgusting.

[10:13:53] Ha, ha, ha.

[10:13:58] Oh, nice.

[10:13:58] You got a good start going here.

[10:14:01] OK.

[10:14:02] Come on.

[10:14:02] Come back, season, please.

[10:14:04] Here's something.

[10:14:04] Bro, I literally tell you all the time, I'm good.

[10:14:06] I have a pool table 10 feet to my right. I literally play almost every day

[10:14:11] What a line of y'all I?

[10:14:14] Deeply regret choosing this game Wow

[10:14:18] No, I do the thing is with pool bro if you get a good run you just get sometimes it's just not the guards I

[10:14:25] Think I'm gonna make your purple, but I might make my man

[10:14:29] High shot Wow now you got this you're gonna run the table on me right here

[10:14:32] your only problem is going to be that uh that that yellow

[10:14:36] could I like mess up your next shot maybe because I don't have a shot

[10:14:41] wait that was so much gas I thought it was going to be

[10:14:44] bro yes and I noticed that too bro when you put it's so much gas

[10:14:50] mini clip wasn't like that no wait you're cooked no way no way

[10:14:56] yeah okay so if you if you make this I'm just going to shut off my pc

[10:15:01] There's a slight chance I can what?

[10:15:07] God, that's crazy

[10:15:15] Jixi

[10:15:17] Yeah, no, I don't even know what to say. I

[10:15:22] Don't even know what to scratch. Oh, that's exactly where I wanted. Oh my don't even know what to say. Oh my god

[10:15:31] You beautiful man. You're going to

[10:15:36] sweet me. You beautiful man. You

[10:15:40] have a mist. Have you missed?

[10:15:44] I'm just going to go here. I'm probably going to

[10:15:46] scratch. I'm going for it though. I didn't

[10:15:48] scratch. Thankfully, my red goes in. I'm not

[10:15:51] in the park. I think I might be able to get

[10:15:53] this perp in though. Aren't you hacking?

[10:15:59] There is a chance I can get the perp in here. Let it be. Let it be. No. Wow. GG.

[10:16:12] Okay.

[10:16:17] Brother, that's not going to scratch, right? No.

[10:16:21] Wait, you're taking this right here. That's a scratch, Jinxie.

[10:16:25] I'm the worst player of all time, I'm the worst player of all time, I'm the worst player of all time, that's it, that's game, that's actually game, of course that's crashed, oh my god I just got swept in a ball, I just got 3-0's swept, you know about the same tech, wow.

[10:16:48] That's not really where I wanted it bro.

[10:16:51] Okay, you're going to win this game, you're going to win this game.

[10:16:54] It's a bitter, but it could scratch.

[10:16:57] Please scratch, I need this to scratch.

[10:17:00] Please.

[10:17:05] This is looking bad for your boy here.

[10:17:07] Is it just aiming right into the pocket?

[10:17:11] Yep.

[10:17:15] Got to just go for it, bro.

[10:17:18] Got it.

[10:17:20] Thank you so much

[10:17:26] Let's go all right

[10:17:30] Wow, so I guess battleship now

[10:17:34] My god

[10:17:40] Bro, I've been trying to tell my chat. I'm bro. I've been trying to tell I don't want to listen to your boy

[10:17:46] That was fun. Oh, I like pool. Yeah, no pull this peak

[10:17:50] I just I'm sad I scrapped so much. Okay case. Do you want to do battleship now?

[10:17:55] Let's do it. Okay

[10:17:59] It comes down to are you smarter than the fifth grader, that's like crazy

[10:18:04] Okay, okay. Yep. Let me the the battleship steam version. I've only ever played my

[10:18:10] I played one game against Ron. I don't know everything

[10:18:13] But basically you have abilities. It's um, okay kind of like buckshot, but not really

[10:18:20] Um, okay, you have to feel like the concept of like regular battleship from like when you use a kid is the same though

[10:18:26] Like I don't know. Oh, definitely go you know only for this game for sure. Oh

[10:18:30] Emote only okay. Yeah, I don't know you know only on this one because yeah, they can obviously see where the ships are but like

[10:18:37] You're not gonna know where my ships are. I'm not gonna know where your ships are and we just guess and we have a village

[10:18:42] And okay, there's like one that drops a bomb

[10:18:45] There's mines where like if I drop something on a mine, it'll blow up your boat

[10:18:49] Yeah, we got it. Right. Okay. Let me see here.

[10:18:57] All right, I got the game loaded. I mean friends, Craig game.

[10:19:02] Classic. Oh, no, we won't come in. Yeah. Do I just hit join game? Oh, is there a code?

[10:19:12] Yes, let me see. Let me get you that color. Oh, I like the code. Cheesy Smurphy.

[10:19:18] Oh lord, you're going to be the freshman.

[10:19:22] Jinx, you want to say it out loud?

[10:19:23] Just go, go, go.

[10:19:27] 2987?

[10:19:29] Yeah.

[10:19:31] Are you ready?

[10:19:31] I made it, wow.

[10:19:32] Oh my god.

[10:19:33] You think nobody in the stream has Hasbro battleship and stuff?

[10:19:38] All right.

[10:19:39] So your guide views Johannes, so we have to stay in boats.

[10:19:42] Johannes.

[10:19:43] Johannes, man.

[10:19:44] This guy?

[10:19:45] Yep.

[10:19:46] Yep.

[10:19:47] I didn't play this, I didn't play Bouncing Sausage Kid.

[10:19:51] So, we have-

[10:19:52] Oh, you've been growling and you level two on this thigh!

[10:19:55] I'm gonna put it here, okay?

[10:19:57] So, okay, first off, set up your boats how you want to arrange them.

[10:20:02] Oh, dude, I remember doing this back in the day, bro.

[10:20:04] I know, this game is so peak.

[10:20:07] This game-

[10:20:07] Oh, man.

[10:20:08] We get four boats?

[10:20:09] Yes.

[10:20:15] Can you rotate?

[10:20:17] I don't know where to put this

[10:20:29] thing.

[10:20:30] I'm liking that right there.

[10:20:31] I'm not gonna lie.

[10:20:32] I'm liking that a lot.

[10:20:33] Okay.

[10:20:34] So are you ready?

[10:20:35] Oh my god.

[10:20:36] I'm ready to go to are you smarter than a fifth grader?

[10:20:46] What are the abilities?

[10:20:47] So you'll see when we play.

[10:20:49] You'll see when we play.

[10:20:50] Basically, there's a Solonar one, which is like a UAV.

[10:20:54] A bomb which drops a bomb on four tiles.

[10:20:57] There's a Torpedo, which does a barrage and a straight line.

[10:21:01] And then there's mines.

[10:21:03] OK, let me just start off.

[10:21:05] Dude, this is cool.

[10:21:08] OK, something I'm going to miss.

[10:21:10] Something I'm going to miss.

[10:21:12] I remember there's a strategy I used to do back

[10:21:14] the day I'm gonna try it again here. Okay. Okay, my turn now. Let's think, let's think.

[10:21:26] So you build energy by not using abilities? Yes. I had fun today, Jinxy. Me too, man.

[10:21:37] Bro, can I track this thing? Can I track it?

[10:21:43] Vass?

[10:21:46] What is that you keep saying? What is that?

[10:21:49] Bro, I can't. I'm trying to drag it.

[10:21:51] I think I know what it is.

[10:21:52] What is that? Wait, what is that you keep saying? What is that?

[10:21:54] Oh, it's an interesting place.

[10:21:56] It's what in German. Bro, how do you drag this thing?

[10:22:00] Where did you get that from?

[10:22:03] Oh, okay. I own a pixel. He's like hilarious.

[10:22:06] Oh that dude's got it and now he's really cool.

[10:22:11] Bro, I don't know where your sips are!

[10:22:15] God, Lee!

[10:22:16] Okay, we're both just swinging and messing.

[10:22:20] All right, now I have a feeling...

[10:22:25] Sticking to my strategy though.

[10:22:28] It's gonna be right.

[10:22:30] Maybe we do torpedo actually. Not right here.

[10:22:33] something nothing Wow Wow Wow Wow

[10:22:43] Wow

[10:22:45] This is nerve-wracking. I know I know I know

[10:22:48] Bro, when you get a boat it's so fun. It is.

[10:22:53] Okay, to be fair we shouldn't be getting boats yet. We haven't done that much of the board.

[10:22:57] So how do you move it? I don't want to put the stone on it!

[10:23:00] I missed my tail. So you can't move it case. I now understand it's only a miss shot. Oh

[10:23:10] My god, oh my god, that's really really really bad very bad

[10:23:17] Okay, I'll take that

[10:23:22] Like that

[10:23:24] All right. Okay. You place the mine. Okay. I can't hit anything. Sweet mother of Neptune.

[10:23:33] I've guessed everywhere. I can't hit a pancake. Be careful talking Neptune out here. We're

[10:23:38] on the boat now. Neptune gonna send a tide away, bonus. I'm gonna lose paddle ship.

[10:23:45] No. Jesus stop. Good. Right here, maybe. No. Okay. Does he show you when the whole

[10:23:53] ship is gone. Yes. Oh, it'll be a cool animation. It's the most satisfying feeling ever bet. Okay,

[10:24:01] Chad, we got to get a comeback going. I'm currently getting worked. I haven't even found a boat yet.

[10:24:06] Okay, so be honest. Have I been close? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you have actually. Yeah.

[10:24:13] We are not gonna tell you which one but I can tell you have

[10:24:17] We're gonna go right here.

[10:24:19] Shoulda did this at the start.

[10:24:21] Oh! Oh! Oh!

[10:24:23] Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

[10:24:26] Okay.

[10:24:27] Ooh, man.

[10:24:29] Nice play!

[10:24:31] No!

[10:24:33] Interesting.

[10:24:37] No.

[10:24:38] Ah!

[10:24:39] Shy stuff.

[10:24:41] Okay.

[10:24:42] Alright, two to two!

[10:24:44] Okay, so I'm really hoping.

[10:24:46] I'm gonna be honest. Okay. There's a 50-50 chance you hit my mind. I'm just gonna keep it a buck with you

[10:24:50] I hope you hit my mind

[10:24:53] Okay

[10:24:55] You hit my mind. Wait what you gotta be fisted me you did it you did it in my mind

[10:25:00] That was a boat that I hit I thought

[10:25:04] We put he did the torpedo, but it stopped instantly

[10:25:08] Interesting wait my torpedo didn't do nothing. No, I don't think so. Was you supposed to drag it?

[10:25:16] Why?

[10:25:23] Okay, so it has to be here.

[10:25:26] Nice one.

[10:25:27] Shit. Nice! Nice! Okay.

[10:25:30] Can I see the process of elimination if you guys like that?

[10:25:33] Okay, now we gotta start on another vote.

[10:25:35] Bang.

[10:25:37] No.

[10:25:39] Bro, I've been nervous bro.

[10:25:40] I'm nervous bro.

[10:25:42] Dude, I'm nervous bro.

[10:25:44] Am I close? Am I close?

[10:25:48] Okay.

[10:25:50] Okay, here we go.

[10:25:52] Let me place the mine. Interesting.

[10:25:54] Dude, there's one boat! Oh my goodness, man!

[10:25:59] Alright. Let's think.

[10:26:02] I haven't even tickled another boat, but I haven't guessed up here yet.

[10:26:06] Yes! This is our, this is our Ragex!

[10:26:10] It's something happening!

[10:26:13] Okay, bang.

[10:26:16] Okay, wait.

[10:26:19] Surely.

[10:26:20] It's gotta be a big one.

[10:26:21] It's gotta be a big one because it's small and what it sank.

[10:26:24] Shiasa.

[10:26:26] No!

[10:26:27] Okay.

[10:26:28] This is so intense!

[10:26:30] Oh my god!

[10:26:31] I love battleship!

[10:26:32] Dude.

[10:26:33] Enter.

[10:26:34] Chai almost.

[10:26:36] Almost.

[10:26:37] Yes!

[10:26:38] Yes, keep the mic!

[10:26:40] You're actually so unlucky.

[10:26:44] I have spit the whole match on this one boat.

[10:26:48] Okay, so I know.

[10:26:50] Oh, it's still your turn. How?

[10:26:53] Say it again!

[10:26:56] Okay.

[10:26:58] I think we just go conservative here.

[10:27:05] We go right here, Chad. Very safe. Be safe.

[10:27:12] Nice. Wow.

[10:27:14] We have that boat out.

[10:27:16] Interesting. Wow. OK.

[10:27:19] It's got to be like this, huh?

[10:27:22] Boss. OK. OK.

[10:27:25] All right.

[10:27:26] OK, I think I know where it is.

[10:27:29] Drop the stone or drop one right here.

[10:27:35] Okay, nothing there.

[10:27:38] Go here.

[10:27:39] Nice case, well played, well played.

[10:27:41] Okay, there we go. Finally I got that bonus!

[10:27:43] This is ridiculously close!

[10:27:45] This is crazy!

[10:27:46] Okay.

[10:27:50] Balaster is the greatest game ever created.

[10:27:52] I mean, wow.

[10:27:56] Okay.

[10:27:59] I'm nervy!

[10:28:00] I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared, too, bro.

[10:28:07] It's still your turn, by the way, Kase, if you're cooking.

[10:28:10] Oh, my pah! You're good, you're good.

[10:28:14] Basically, once you hit one, you keep going until you miss.

[10:28:17] Yeah, okay. So you can go on the sneaky street.

[10:28:20] Yeah, my fault. Nice, okay.

[10:28:23] Nice. Okay. Okay. Interesting.

[10:28:28] So you still have the two mini boats.

[10:28:30] God, this is going to be cinema.

[10:28:32] Well, I have not guessed this corner of the map besides once.

[10:28:37] But I could soar.

[10:28:40] I should soar one of these.

[10:28:41] I'm going to go here.

[10:28:43] Please.

[10:28:46] I sold.

[10:28:47] OK, then I'm going to guess here.

[10:28:50] Wow.

[10:28:50] All right.

[10:28:51] Oh, Lord.

[10:28:51] I'm going to be so lost.

[10:28:53] I might have lost.

[10:28:53] No, you didn't.

[10:28:54] I have a feeling you might have stacked up

[10:28:55] some of the boats maybe.

[10:28:56] I don't know.

[10:28:57] Cause no one ever thinks to do two votes right next to each other, but you're smart so you

[10:29:02] might not get that.

[10:29:04] Dude, this is unreal, JX.

[10:29:06] Where's your votes at, man?

[10:29:09] Okay.

[10:29:10] All right.

[10:29:11] No point of doing a mine.

[10:29:12] I have to f-

[10:29:13] Here.

[10:29:14] Please.

[10:29:15] I just can't.

[10:29:16] no point of doing a mind I just can't I can't get it chat I don't know I'm not

[10:29:29] to use another torpedo soon this is so close I'm slightly up I think I'm up

[10:29:39] two shots. Well, use my soul.

[10:29:42] What we doing? I'm not going to use it

[10:29:44] whatever. Okay. I'm going to save

[10:29:46] that. I saved that. I'm going to save some energy here.

[10:29:50] Okay. Brother, it's there's got to be a mini boat

[10:29:53] around here. I mean, if you only have two

[10:29:54] mini boats left, I think I'm cooked. I'm so

[10:29:57] good. Sonar here, please. Nothing. Wow.

[10:30:03] Mini boat here. No, you went bottom left.

[10:30:06] I don't know.

[10:30:07] What?

[10:30:09] I don't know, Chase.

[10:30:11] Dude, I'm tweaking too, bro.

[10:30:12] I don't know what to do.

[10:30:13] I don't know what to do.

[10:30:14] I don't know what to do.

[10:30:15] I went on a dry streak.

[10:30:17] This is so hard, man.

[10:30:19] Everybody laughing.

[10:30:22] No way.

[10:30:24] Oh.

[10:30:25] OK.

[10:30:26] OK.

[10:30:29] Oh, thank you.

[10:30:31] Thank you.

[10:30:32] That was huge.

[10:30:33] That was absolutely huge by you.

[10:30:35] Oh my goodness dude!

[10:30:41] I have to like...

[10:30:42] I feel like I've blown up half the map!

[10:30:46] I guess here.

[10:30:51] How is there anything left?

[10:30:55] Here.

[10:30:57] My god!

[10:30:59] This is so true!

[10:31:01] I don't like it, I'm about to have a heart attack, I'm about to have a heart attack.

[10:31:03] It's not that hard.

[10:31:04] Guess where?

[10:31:05] No way!

[10:31:07] Wow, I was gonna put a nine there too.

[10:31:13] It's my turn.

[10:31:13] Yeah, okay, okay.

[10:31:15] It's about to be.

[10:31:16] Chad, you guys can see, saying bad eight,

[10:31:17] I guess every word.

[10:31:18] Oh my goodness, Jason, I'm about to puke.

[10:31:21] Oh gosh!

[10:31:22] Shorty right here.

[10:31:23] Case, I'm gonna say sorry in advance

[10:31:25] because I have not cleared the spot.

[10:31:27] Okay.

[10:31:28] I know for a fact it's right here.

[10:31:30] I know for a fact.

[10:31:31] I have a bomb, alright, let me think.

[10:31:55] I gotta do just a spot work.

[10:31:56] Okay, I haven't done anything here.

[10:31:58] Please!

[10:32:00] What?!

[10:32:02] Ooh!

[10:32:03] I-I'm gonna vomit. I'm gonna vomit.

[10:32:06] Alright, there's gonna be a mini-boat in here. Has to be.

[10:32:10] You're the type of guy to do two boats next to each other. 100% cause you're smart.

[10:32:15] You went top deck, didn't you?

[10:32:17] You went...

[10:32:18] PLEASE GOD!

[10:32:20] I better palm it, I better palm it, I better palm it.

[10:32:25] No, it's on time, it's on time.

[10:32:30] Okay, that's a small one, okay.

[10:32:33] Bro, the small one?

[10:32:35] Yes!

[10:32:40] Okay, we got a bearing on it!

[10:32:42] Okay, I'm out of balls, he's cooking now.

[10:32:47] I needed that one, GX!

[10:32:52] Bro, I want to use my minds and stuff, but like, I have to like, find you.

[10:32:57] How much energy do you have?

[10:32:59] Oh, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

[10:33:03] Bro, okay, it's not possible.

[10:33:05] I'm in energy like in the game.

[10:33:07] Oh, energy in the game.

[10:33:08] Um, sorry, 3, 5, 5, 5, 3.

[10:33:10] Bro thought I was talking about real life.

[10:33:12] Have I guessed this?

[10:33:17] I'm about to just cry. I'm about to just ball up and just cry in a corner. I don't know.

[10:33:40] I haven't

[10:33:41] I'm so cooked it's despicable

[10:33:46] It's despicable how cooked I am

[10:33:47] Oh no no

[10:33:49] Oh my god it is despicable how cooked I am

[10:33:53] Bro I have three votes left

[10:33:55] How many of you have left case three?

[10:33:58] Yeah I think so

[10:33:59] Oh dear god

[10:34:07] That's so sad

[10:34:10] So sad, I think I should just save up for a torpedo. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding. I guess I'll guess I

[10:34:19] Don't know man. I'm out of this puke. I guess I'll guess

[10:34:30] All right, I have my torpedo next if I miss this torpedo it's probably gay

[10:34:36] Nice of my life. That's all okay

[10:34:40] Okay

[10:34:43] Which case what do you when you get a mind I think it blows up all your minds, maybe I

[10:34:50] Don't even know what happened. Okay. I'm a torpedo. I have to make this count

[10:35:00] This room looks kind of good. I'm so nervous. This is the row. I've contested the least so I'm just gonna do it

[10:35:40] nice what wait how does that even work it can be like multiple directions kind of

[10:35:51] thing okay okay I think after you sink that boat I'm gonna have to let I gotta

[10:36:02] to get intel man bro it's just like I don't you wouldn't wait you would put one

[10:36:10] here though all right these sonars are a scam they are they really are a scam

[10:36:18] yeah

[10:36:22] yeah oh my god okay okay it's gonna be I think it's a small one right yeah we

[10:36:30] already got the big ones out would you have twisted it is the question yep okay

[10:36:40] maybe not though you still could have not bro if I get that boat I think he

[10:36:45] has one left God this is cinema completely utter cinema okay oh my

[10:36:55] my goodness. I don't understand that one. Okay. Okay. Wait. What? Okay. Bust this out

[10:37:17] right here. I'm sick from my

[10:37:22] stomach. I can't believe what I'm

[10:37:24] saying, dude. You won. You won.

[10:37:27] It's gotta be one. Yes. That's

[10:37:31] not a shit. Well, hello. Hello.

[10:37:33] Oh.

[10:37:36] Wait, that's not a shit. I

[10:37:38] thought that would be the full

[10:37:40] sink. I thought that would

[10:37:42] sink it. Nice. Okay. Lord

[10:37:46] mercy that one gave me trouble dude. I have two shits left. Wow. How many do you have left?

[10:37:53] Uh two.

[10:38:00] That was a mine, huh?

[10:38:06] What was that? A mine?

[10:38:06] Okay.

[10:38:08] JC?

[10:38:10] Are you okay?

[10:38:12] I'm not.

[10:38:14] You're working a bomb!

[10:38:16] Come on, friend.

[10:38:18] All right.

[10:38:20] I probably should that was kind of a waste of how is your boat still afloat wake that

[10:38:40] Okay, maybe is this like the biggest vote ever?

[10:38:52] Oh my god, I'm guessing wrong every time.

[10:38:57] I think I'm about to be dead here.

[10:39:00] Unbelievable, actually unbelievable.

[10:39:10] I'm sick to my stomach.

[10:39:14] Okay, well, I know where it has to be.

[10:39:16] Place to mine.

[10:39:18] Well, it has to be here.

[10:39:24] Yes.

[10:39:26] That was your biggest shit.

[10:39:27] Okay.

[10:39:28] What do you have left is one teeny tiny.

[10:39:30] Yeah, what do you have left?

[10:39:31] Yeah, I got one.

[10:39:33] I have one big one.

[10:39:35] That's it.

[10:39:36] I think I think.

[10:39:38] I have to like double check but I think I mean I guess this whole corner, but I haven't guessed like here

[10:39:46] What GG?

[10:39:48] Yeah, right that'll do it here

[10:39:54] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we don't have to both sides. I'm sorry. I have half of one boat and then three quarters

[10:39:59] I'm up. I'm sure they had one. There's no

[10:40:04] Yeah, no you 100%

[10:40:08] I still have one more vote and it's the big dog.

[10:40:24] It's the big dog.

[10:40:26] Yeah, it's the it's the it's the big dog.

[10:40:31] Can I look at my fleet real quick?

[10:40:35] Of course. Okay. Yeah, you can.

[10:40:42] Jakesy dude.

[10:40:46] Wait.

[10:40:47] I think if you miss it might be game. I don't know though. I'm on your last bow and I hit it.

[10:40:53] It literally just has to be right here.

[10:41:05] You're so, you're so, you're so, you're so, wait.

[10:41:17] Wait, but okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[10:41:21] Right here.

[10:41:23] Wait, no, no, case, I'm having a panic attack.

[10:41:28] No, baby, right here.

[10:41:31] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know.

[10:41:40] I know. I just want to win off that's unbelievable, dude.

[10:41:45] Oh my goodness, bro.

[10:41:49] 15 hits. Oh my god. Dude.

[10:41:55] That was actually insane. That was crazy. That was the craziest game of battleship.

[10:41:59] We just played one game of are you smarter than a fifth grader and see who makes it further?

[10:42:05] Yeah.

[10:42:05] Should we play at the same exact time?

[10:42:09] Yeah, but the only thing is, one person can get more difficult questions than the other, right?

[10:42:14] Okay.

[10:42:16] Do you want to just have it all hang on this? I'm down.

[10:42:20] Yeah, I'm down, screw it, let's go.

[10:42:22] So we played one game of are you smarter than fifth grade at the exact same time?

[10:42:26] Yeah.

[10:42:26] No cheat run. Yeah, no cheat run. Okay. No cheats. No

[10:42:31] cheat. We're not allowed to ask the students anything, right?

[10:42:34] Nope. No cheat run. Okay. There's nobody to be gunned at

[10:42:38] battleship. Shut up. My chapter passing me to they're

[10:42:44] saying zero. I'm gonna play Monday morning quarterback. It

[10:42:48] all comes down to this. It's like it was scripted

[10:42:50] almost. It all comes down to one game of are you

[10:42:54] It's four to four.

[10:42:56] Yeah, email only.

[10:42:58] Okay, no.

[10:42:59] Should we start at the exact same time?

[10:43:01] Yep.

[10:43:02] Choose your character and everything, and we'll start at the exact same time.

[10:43:05] We'll start up, and then we'll pause so we're on the exact same screen.

[10:43:08] This is what it comes down to.

[10:43:09] Whoever makes it farther.

[10:43:10] Holy cinema.

[10:43:11] I hope you all had a holy cinema.

[10:43:14] All right.

[10:43:15] Wait, exam mode, right?

[10:43:17] Please pick yourself.

[10:43:18] Yep.

[10:43:19] You'll go to...

[10:43:20] All right.

[10:43:21] I'll be...

[10:43:22] I'll be fussy, baby.

[10:43:23] What you so fussy, baby?

[10:43:26] That's fine though, it's okay.

[10:43:28] Yeah, skip intro.

[10:43:31] Okay.

[10:43:33] Yep, skip all that.

[10:43:36] No cheat.

[10:43:37] No cheat.

[10:43:38] Are you ready?

[10:43:39] Yeah, I mean, let me know when you're sitting to the first question.

[10:43:42] And the last night presentation.

[10:43:46] All right, let me know when you're looking for an answer.

[10:43:49] I can't either.

[10:43:52] either. All right, we ready? All right, I'm ready to see baby. Sorry. Okay, we're in choose

[10:44:00] the category, right? Okay, I'm going, yeah, I'm going around here. I'm going reading.

[10:44:04] Reading. We'll do it by the book. Please chat. I can't stop saying zero IQ. I got a free

[10:44:11] beyond the first one. Let's go. Paddington was sent to live in what European country

[10:44:16] by his Aunt Lucy in a book series by Michael Paddington's The Bear, right?

[10:44:21] Denmark.

[10:44:22] England.

[10:44:23] Come on, give me that.

[10:44:24] Sweet.

[10:44:25] Come on, Claudia.

[10:44:26] Come on, Claudia.

[10:44:27] Wait, you're not going to lose on the...

[10:44:28] You didn't come all the way here to lose on the first grade question, right?

[10:44:33] Ah, ah.

[10:44:34] If I can't use the cheat, I'm sorry.

[10:44:37] No way!

[10:44:38] We...we get him all the way here and you lose on the first grade question!

[10:44:43] Although born in Peru, Paddington was sent to live in what European country I feel like most commonly it's just England, right?

[10:44:53] It's gotta be.

[10:44:54] Your answer is locked.

[10:44:56] God.

[10:44:57] So, the right answer is...

[10:44:59] I got my first one right.

[10:45:02] England.

[10:45:03] Yes! Oh my god!

[10:45:05] You chose it right, wow!

[10:45:07] I had no idea what type of slop question that was, I just said England's.

[10:45:11] Yeah! Alright, I'm on my second question.

[10:45:13] We're going back.

[10:45:17] Wait, do you literally have one of those heads?

[10:45:20] Yep. Oh my god, you literally have one of those heads.

[10:45:22] I'm gonna bomb it. I'm gonna bomb it.

[10:45:26] I gotta go spelling! SPELLING PLEASE!

[10:45:31] I'll let Matt.

[10:45:32] which of these is not an actual word in the English language let's go 35 that's

[10:45:40] easy money 35 let's go night time come on baby about to be in second grade

[10:45:48] fussy baby yes I got my second one right I'm in an absolute sweat fest yet

[10:45:54] again a lot is two words in nighttime is two words but it has to be one of

[10:46:01] Yeah, since the title of 21 Savage's song a lot is a space lot it has to be a lot

[10:46:18] The correct answer is a lot

[10:46:23] Yes! Thank you, Claude!

[10:46:27] We're both in the second grade now, yeah.

[10:46:29] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[10:46:30] I'm chatting, do you guys like the deductive reason?

[10:46:32] It's time we swap hosts.

[10:46:33] Okay.

[10:46:34] Say hello, Claudia.

[10:46:36] Second grade.

[10:46:37] Okay, so I'm gonna vomit.

[10:46:38] I'm gonna puke.

[10:46:39] Dude, that's where I'm going.

[10:46:41] Let me go with vocab.

[10:46:42] Come on, right here.

[10:46:43] Give me a freebie.

[10:46:44] We'll say hi to a new Claudia.

[10:46:46] Freebie, vocab.

[10:46:47] And bye to the old one.

[10:46:49] Good luck.

[10:46:50] Okay.

[10:46:51] I got my first third grade question, right?

[10:47:09] question right? You're in third grade! No, second grade, my bad. I almost slomaded it.

[10:47:16] All right, this is the way I can't do second grade math.

[10:47:19] Loose steel and steel.

[10:47:20] This question being about accounting. Second grade math.

[10:47:24] If a car's engine is turning at 10,000 revolutions per minute,

[10:47:29] how many revolutions per hour is that?

[10:47:31] 10,000 times 6.

[10:47:33] 1,000.

[10:47:34] 60,000.

[10:47:36] 24,000.

[10:47:37] 60,000 times 10.

[10:47:38] 600,000.

[10:47:42] Pussy, baby. What's the answer?

[10:47:48] And it is locked in. Easy peasy. Measurements here. The answer is actually

[10:47:56] 600,000.

[10:47:58] I'm so locked in. It's disgusting.

[10:48:01] I got my first question of second grade correct.

[10:48:04] How are you doing? You doing good over there?

[10:48:06] I'm on my second grade question.

[10:48:09] Thank you for attending today.

[10:48:11] Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?

[10:48:14] I grew up in a...

[10:48:15] Bro, enough of the kid dialogue!

[10:48:18] Busy babies. Take a look at these subjects.

[10:48:21] Second grade math.

[10:48:23] The last one was late.

[10:48:25] That's 40 an hour.

[10:48:29] 40 an hour. 8 times 4 is 60, 17, 18, 19, 20, 22, 23, 24, 5 to 6, 6, 9, 30, 22. That's 320 bears.

[10:48:44] 40? Wait, 40, 60,

[10:48:51] 80,

[10:48:55] 40, 60, 80, 100, 120, 140, 180, 20 pairs per 30 minutes, that's 40 an hour, yeah, 20

[10:49:16] pairs per 30 minutes.

[10:49:18] stickers. I made it to third grade. Mom, I made it to third grade.

[10:49:23] Great work. You get 150 points. No, I'm stripping.

[10:49:29] Wait, I'm gonna watch your stream. Are you second grade?

[10:49:32] Yeah, I'm gonna watch your stream. 80.

[10:49:36] If you miss this, I'm going to... 120.

[10:49:38] Oh my God.

[10:49:40] 160.

[10:49:43] 200.

[10:49:45] 240.

[10:49:47] We're not keeping time. So take it easy 204 280. Oh

[10:49:54] My goodness, I was right. It was 320 the first time

[10:50:00] You got it up, I think I did I

[10:50:05] Was right the first time I said it was three of the 20 I should have stuck with it

[10:50:08] I took the longest possible route to get the answer. I was leaving that one not in doubt

[10:50:14] I was full proof in that answer it took me forever, but I had to

[10:50:22] We're both in the third grade

[10:50:25] Thank you. Oh my god. All right, here we go

[10:50:28] It's top. Let's greet the new classmate at row these classmate introduction

[10:50:34] Yeah

[10:50:37] Fussy baby, here's your subject for this question

[10:50:44] Where are you going?

[10:50:45] Life science.

[10:50:46] Mesh turn up the volume.

[10:50:47] I don't like this, but I like it.

[10:50:48] It's locked! Get out of here!

[10:50:51] I'm so cultured or false.

[10:50:53] A cup is equivalent to three teaspoons.

[10:50:55] Come on, baby. Come on. Right here. Right here!

[10:51:00] Fussy, baby. Pick the right answer.

[10:51:04] No way.

[10:51:09] That is absolutely true, Claudia. Don't play with me.

[10:51:11] Yay!

[10:51:12] Well, the correct answer is...

[10:51:16] False.

[10:51:17] You're correct.

[10:51:18] You got a mo-

[10:51:19] I'm not gonna get a mo-

[10:51:20] I'm not gonna get a mo-

[10:51:21] Did you get your first one at third grade right?

[10:51:23] I did, I did, I did.

[10:51:24] I did too.

[10:51:25] Yeah, I did too.

[10:51:25] 100%.

[10:51:26] Quaqeen.

[10:51:27] Thanks for-

[10:51:28] No, dude! This is intense!

[10:51:29] Gengzi!

[10:51:29] It's like we scripted it almost!

[10:51:31] I know.

[10:51:32] I know.

[10:51:33] I like to play tabletop role-playing games with my friends.

[10:51:36] Yo, Quaqeen, nobody cares!

[10:51:38] Yeah, T'Kwan's a loser.

[10:51:39] Bussy, baby.

[10:51:40] Choose the right subject for you.

[10:51:42] Shice up.

[10:51:43] Oh no, I'm on all the hard ones now.

[10:51:45] Yeah, I'm killed.

[10:51:46] Gigi was last night.

[10:51:48] Yeah, we can't be like that.

[10:51:50] Me too.

[10:51:51] That was nice going, yeah.

[10:51:52] Which of the following is a palindrome?

[10:51:55] Gigi.

[10:51:56] Gigi.

[10:51:57] A broom.

[10:51:59] Jumbo shrimp.

[10:52:01] Race car.

[10:52:05] Fusty baby.

[10:52:06] It's your turn to answer.

[10:52:09] I've never heard of Palom trim in my entire life and I had a high school diploma

[10:52:16] There's not a single third grader in the United States of America that knows what a Palom drum is

[10:52:22] I've met third graders. They just slaughter on my pants on roblox. They do not know what this is

[10:52:31] It's gotta be jump a trip

[10:52:33] And we've got your answer. It's the only difference the right answer is

[10:52:39] I lost the wrong answer.

[10:52:41] I lost something.

[10:52:43] Okay, son.

[10:52:45] I got my wrong.

[10:52:47] We both lost.

[10:52:49] We both lost something, mate.

[10:52:51] We both lost on the same question.

[10:52:53] The second third grade question.

[10:52:55] Yes, but I'm going to give you another one.

[10:52:57] Oh, my.

[10:52:59] I guess we got to do it again.

[10:53:01] Oh, my God.

[10:53:03] This is unreal.

[10:53:05] I lost.

[10:53:07] This is unreal.

[10:53:09] I know.

[10:53:10] Bro, okay, so have you heard of a palindrom in your life?

[10:53:14] No, I don't know what that is.

[10:53:15] Yeah, Chad, I guess I'll bring them.

[10:53:17] Show me one third better news

[10:53:19] than a palindrom is.

[10:53:21] All right, restart.

[10:53:22] Let's go with you and Jakey.

[10:53:23] You all know this already.

[10:53:25] It's time for first grade.

[10:53:27] Oh my God, Chad, my team.

[10:53:28] It's actually coming down to this.

[10:53:29] I can't believe this, bro.

[10:53:32] Ah!

[10:53:34] All right, let's go, Jakey.

[10:53:35] Come on, come on, come on.

[10:53:37] I'm just gonna bother you with the connections.

[10:53:39] Well, my first grade question, I'm not kidding, was a-was a, like, stop one, how to stop.

[10:53:45] Yeah.

[10:53:47] It's first grade music, what?

[10:53:51] What do I get music off of?

[10:53:54] I'm just gonna go to first grade spelling.

[10:53:56] If I can't get first grade spelling on the sand to stream right now.

[10:54:02] Whim.

[10:54:04] What wham, that's it, right there.

[10:54:07] A.E.2.

[10:54:10] Wait, did he save mouse or house?

[10:54:12] Did he save mouse or house?

[10:54:14] Fine, here we go!

[10:54:16] Give us your answer.

[10:54:17] Did he save mouse or house?

[10:54:19] About to go over tweaking.

[10:54:23] A.E.M.O.E.M.O.U.

[10:54:28] That's three.

[10:54:29] And that's three vowels.

[10:54:31] Nobody cares now.

[10:54:32] I'm out.

[10:54:33] Three.

[10:54:34] It doesn't matter actually.

[10:54:35] It doesn't matter answer is in has to be

[10:54:39] Yeah, so

[10:54:40] So, our answer is

[10:54:44] Three, good job, first grade spathem's got nothing on it

[10:54:50] God is sometimes, bro, first grade is sort of what vowels are stop is sort of Ava

[10:54:54] Yeah, for real

[10:54:55] Thank you for joining us

[10:54:56] I learned that in like, middle school

[10:54:59] That's gotta be a marsupial

[10:55:01] That's a crazy first grade question

[10:55:03] questions. It's gotta be more

[10:55:08] supial. There's no way around

[10:55:09] it. Great. I'm about to be

[10:55:12] out of first grade. Next

[10:55:13] question. Really? Okay. Let

[10:55:14] me check. Yeah, I'm out of

[10:55:15] first grade. Are you in

[10:55:16] second grade too? Wait, you

[10:55:17] lost first grade? No, I'm

[10:55:19] going to second grade right

[10:55:20] now. Oh, I thought you made

[10:55:22] your out as in you lost.

[10:55:24] No, no, no, no, no. I'm

[10:55:27] in second grade. Are you

[10:55:28] taking grade two studies?

[10:55:29] Yeah, I'm out of the

[10:55:31] Oh my god, are you doing your question?

[10:55:36] I'm like, what's your question?

[10:55:39] That's not fair!

[10:55:40] That's not fair at first!

[10:55:42] I'm a loner!

[10:55:45] Oh my god.

[10:55:46] This isn't fair to ask to someone.

[10:55:48] This isn't fair.

[10:55:49] Fussy, baby.

[10:55:50] It's not the first portion for the 28.

[10:55:58] This isn't fair to ask.

[10:55:59] You got this it's either 14th or 28th. It's now locked in. He's got well the right answer

[10:56:11] you got this. Yeah, you got it. Yeah, I'm excited. You're great too. How is that so beautiful?

[10:56:23] cooking dude this is unreal this whole stream oh my goodness it's crazy

[10:56:33] you're on the host for the show I hope you're ready for second it's time to meet

[10:56:37] a new class well Jinxie it was nice knowing you are you cooked I'm cooked

[10:56:41] really you know it's bad when I'm going for geometry baby it's time to pick

[10:56:48] Second grade reading, if I'm at this house.

[10:56:59] What?

[10:57:02] A pair of them?

[10:57:05] I'm dead.

[10:57:07] I'm dead.

[10:57:11] A pair of them, this would be 12 because a pair is 2 and 6 sides is 12!

[10:57:16] You gotta be f**k off!

[10:57:23] Come on man!

[10:57:24] Nimble means skinny.

[10:57:26] Time thoughtful, it has to be spry.

[10:57:29] Because nimble means skinny.

[10:57:30] I got my first one right.

[10:57:31] I'm gonna check the grade.

[10:57:32] You got it now!

[10:57:33] And it's a nimble means skinny, right?

[10:57:35] That means the answer is...

[10:57:36] I don't know.

[10:57:38] I wouldn't know what that means.

[10:57:40] Yes!

[10:57:41] All right!

[10:57:42] Jake, so I'm like this kid with so much brain power!

[10:57:45] Yeah, yeah

[10:57:47] Are you only second question a second rate?

[10:57:49] Yeah, but I'm a hundred percent cooked here. I'm a hundred percent good

[10:57:53] Can you tell us a nice fact about your young? Oh my goodness. I'm cooked, Jeezy

[10:57:58] Fussy baby. It's time for you to pick a they gave me the worst subject ever did social studies

[10:58:06] measurements

[10:58:15] Well, I got a world map question, Jinxie. You 100% won.

[10:58:21] Wait.

[10:58:22] Fussy, baby. What's the real answer?

[10:58:25] What the he-

[10:58:27] What is a pint?

[10:58:28] I don't know what-

[10:58:29] Wait, a pint of beer.

[10:58:31] Should be two cups in a pint?

[10:58:34] So, 12.

[10:58:36] There's not a single second grader in the Godforsaken planet-

[10:58:41] They asked me to name some random country on a map. It's over. I lost

[10:58:46] Look, I don't know, but I think it's two cups is a fine because we can have a pint of beer

[10:58:55] She's off me if you need to

[10:58:58] Girl, I don't know. I don't know

[10:59:00] But if you get this question right you win you lost on second. All right. Oh, yeah

[10:59:06] It was undoable for me right there.

[10:59:08] So this is for the win, okay?

[10:59:10] Yeah, if you get your question right,

[10:59:12] you take the dub here.

[10:59:14] A pint of beer, I believe is two or three cups.

[10:59:18] I'm just gonna say two.

[10:59:21] Please God.

[10:59:23] Please.

[10:59:24] He's got the answer.

[10:59:25] Ah!

[10:59:26] So the answer is 12 cups.

[10:59:30] Yes!

[10:59:31] You got it, bro.

[10:59:32] Oh my God.

[10:59:33] Oh my God.

[10:59:34] Wait, did you get it?

[10:59:35] Oh yeah, you did get it.

[10:59:36] I only do that because I drink beer.

[10:59:38] Wow!

[10:59:39] Wow!

[10:59:41] Oh my god.

[10:59:42] Bro.

[10:59:43] Dude, that was so fun.

[10:59:44] Yeah, that was actually really fun the whole time.

[10:59:47] That was fun.

[10:59:48] Gigi, that literally came down to the wire.

[10:59:51] It was the craziest thing ever.

[10:59:52] That came down to the wire like every single game.

[10:59:55] We can take it off of you right now.

[10:59:56] Dude, I just streamed for like 11 hours.

[10:59:59] But that was so fun.

[11:00:00] Oh, that's crazy.

[11:00:01] I can't believe that last question they gave me there.

[11:00:04] Oh my goodness.

[11:00:05] I didn't even know I didn't know they asked me what country the

[11:00:10] Bulls see me and revolution happened in

[11:00:15] No, no second grader like that website is weird and not even then they just put the whole world map on the stream

[11:00:24] GG's bro. That was that was fun. Actually. That was actually going to know

[11:00:28] I'm gonna go like hi for me. I don't blame you that was that was going though. It was really fun, bro

[11:00:33] All right, case have a great night man. It was a pleasure. Yes, sir. You too, bro. Peace

[11:00:39] God that was so fun chat. Oh my god

[11:00:42] 11 hour streaming they said I'm a part-timer

[11:00:45] channel of y'all boys, bro. I must see y'all

[11:00:48] Bro, that was actually cinema. It went down to the ninth game

[11:00:53] Holy peak stream chat love y'all bro. We're gonna slap up all the games on YouTube tomorrow

[11:01:00] Peace out guys. Love y'all boys

[11:01:03] you