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How about we make it doesn't matter
Cause you know I'm okay
Instead I ask myself what I do
But I'm no longer what I say
No more, I'm no longer what I'm waiting for
I think I killed everybody in the game last year, man, fuck it, I was on no.
And I thought I found a girl in my dreams at the strip club, mm-mm, fuck it, I was
wrong, no.
Shout out to all my niggas living tax-free nowadays in six-megas when they tax-me
Oh well guess your little son wins son
Long as the outcome isn't come
You know I want it all
And then some, shout out to Asian girls, let the likes dim sum
Sorry, I got a switch to blow
I got a switch to blow, this is the best song I've ever heard
Best song ever made
I'll regret for the rest of time that your hips and your lips and your fingertips slip
Look into city streets
Hi, that's what
I'll let this slide
I
Was why are you showing me this? Why are you showing hi buddy? Why are you showing me this?
Hi boys, why are you showing me this?
Oh
I'm gonna have to lose
Ain't about how fast I get there
Ain't about what's waiting on the other side
Hi guys, I really can't look at this man
It's the climb
Hi guys, I can't bro, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't bro
So chat
As y'all boys know
Yesterday, we received a 72 hour ban from Lord Gaben himself from Team Valve, 72 hour ban on Steam.
Why? I was over my max limit in spending for 24 hours, so we tried to rush it and have high-vives give me three gift cards.
The first two $100 gift cards went through. The third $100 gift card did not go through.
We received a 72-hour ban, so we then reached out to
Gaven, Valve, Steam Support, and CSGO on Twitter.
We emailed them. We've heard nothing yet.
Chad, we've heard...
Gaven.
I want to apologize for having my friends send me a $100 steam gift card,
even though I knew full and well.
I passed you a 24-hour ban.
This is insane.
This is that. I'm disgusted with myself.
I'm a disgusting piece of lard.
Pete the 2023 Gamer of the Year trophy in the back though.
I am addicted, okay?
Now, I'm sorry.
This keeps the norm. I'm sorry.
C.S. ago, I'm sorry.
It was wrong of me.
It seemed to man to be a man.
Guys, this is our biggest fan yet.
72 hours, guys.
I don't even know what I'm gonna do.
We gotta get through tonight with no cases, tomorrow with no cases, and I think the day after with no cases.
I wrote the rules. I'm just asking for one more chance. I can't mix. I can't mix at two hours, Gaben.
It'll never happen again, bro.
I have. Jed Gaben has not responded. Steam support has not responded.
CSGO has not responded. Valve has not responded.
I'm at my wits end dude. I'm shooting emails out like I like guys. I don't even go on email I
Emailed gave it like guys. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do
We might actually go 72 hours boys
I know my limits, I'm sorry game
It will never happen again, I'm so close to a Gamma Toppler or M9 Band-Aid.
I'm not close bro, see this is the face of an addict bro.
Chad I'm not close to shit.
I'm as close as I was two weeks ago.
I'm not close to Jack shit bro.
I know I'm close, I'm really sorry gang, please just not ban me before 72 hours is
over or I'd rather be my hang of my life.
Oh my god, oh my god, I didn't remember saying that.
Please tell me I said in GTN.
Thank gosh, okay.
I don't even remember saying that.
See ya guys, that's no rap right now.
That's no rap.
Gaben, please, bro.
I'm putting out the bat signal, dude.
Please, Gaben.
Please, just somebody help me.
I didn't know.
If I would've known the $100 gift card
was gonna result in a 72 hour ban,
I wouldn't ever did it, Gaben.
You gotta trust me, man.
But yeah chat, uh, I don't know
Salah left Liverpool
Salah left Liverpool
Moe is leaving me
Wait what?
Please tell me you guys are fucking trolling you guys are 100% trolling
Fabrizio Romano?
I can't tell if you guys are fucking with me or not.
Most salad, is he leaving Liverpool or is he retiring?
Why is he leaving?
Hi guys, is there proof of this or is the chat fucking trolling?
When did he leave?
This morning?
Hi guys, is there proof?
Twitter on X?
What?
an hour ago? What club is he going to? Did he tweet a chat? Oh my god, he tweeted it.
actually official. Oh my god.
That's an amazing goal. It's a work of genius.
Hello everyone, unfortunately the day has come. This is the fairest part of my farewell.
I will be leaving Liverpool at the end of this season. I wanted to start by saying that
I never imagined how deeply this club, this city, these people, would become part of
my life. Liverpool is not just a football club. It's a passion. It's a history. It's
a spirit. I can't explain a word to anyone not part of this club. We celebrated victory.
We won the most important trophies and we fought together through the hardest time in our
life. I want to thank everyone who was part of this club throughout my time here, especially
the teammates, past and present, and to the fans.
I don't have enough words.
The support you showed me through the best time of my career
and you stood by me in the toughest time
is something I will never forget
and something I will take it with me always.
Leaving is never easy.
You gave me the best time of my life.
I will be always one of you.
This club will always be my home to me and to my family.
Thank you for everything.
Because of all of you, I will never walk alone.
I'm saying I will never take it with me always.
It's leaving, it's never easy.
You gave me the best time of my life.
I will be always one of you.
This club will always be my home, to me and to my family.
Thank you for everything.
Because of all of you, I will never walk alone.
No way he said that.
Because of all of you, I will never walk alone.
No way he said that at the end.
Oh my God.
Why?
Why?
I never thought I never thought he would leave Liverpool, bro.
He's not even retiring, bro.
Is that actually the boss line?
Oh my god.
I never thought that would happen.
This is actually fucking weird.
What?
End of the season?
He's finishing the season?
Bro, what club is he going to go to, bro?
Where's he going to play?
Saudi?
Bro, I cannot believe that, bro.
Zowdy? Oh my god. Fabrizio Romano said Real Madrid. He's going to Madrid. No he's not. No he's not. No he's not. No he's not.
Reply to the tweet, maybe he will respond.
what should I say what should I say bro
SpongeBob sad SpongeBob sad
Bro, I cannot believe Moe actually left Liverpool ground.
Wow.
Yeah, I replied, I replied Spongebob's hand.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Bro, if he goes Zaoidi bro, if he goes Zaoidi bro, like, that's another player that left.
The genius!
How old is Moe? 37?
33 bro? Why is he leaving?
What?
Bro, he's young as shit, he's a young god.
Bro, most out of goes to Liverpool, bro,
or if most out of goes to Real Madrid, bro, it's over.
It's over, bro.
Jesus Christ.
If most out of goes to Madrid, bro, it's over.
If most out of goes to Madrid, bro, it's over.
Send a video of you pissing. I'm not replying to most out of the street with a video of me pissing, bro. Shut up!
That's actually sad. Wow. That's sad as fuck. Now check!
We should start a constructive and criticisms debate of what game is better between CSGO
and Battle for Jet.
Now, what I'm going to do, don't say CS, don't say Battle, what I'm going to do is
I'm going to feel like, I'm going to feel like pros and cons of both of these games
And then we're going to give them a rating out of 10.
OK?
And we will determine right now in this stream
which game is better between CSGO and Valorant.
Watch this.
So watch this, ready?
Pros of CSGO.
Chat, let's start with the pros of CSGO.
Cases.
Let's put cases up there twice.
We may as well put cases up there twice.
Okay, now, next aspect of CS.
Good core CS pros are good core game play feeling.
Next pro CS go.
The market
Next row CS go you can spray
Just this good what do you think is this good right now you can spray um don't have to tap flag
Yeah, what else anything else?
One shot at a time.
Okay, now, anything else we should have for the bros?
Donk.
AK.
I love that.
I love that.
Um, beautiful skins.
Need to move this up more.
I'm going to make the best list ever and rate both games.
What else? Chat, what other pros about CS?
Oh, you've been served, yes.
Serving. Great fucking addition.
Chad, what else?
Knife animations, yes.
Maybe we throw in dog too. Dare I say we just throw in dog.
Okay, wow.
That's a lot of pros. Now!
Cons, wait any other pros, any other pros, Titan rule, Titan rule, own a pixel, yes, okay.
We need to add that too, that's a huge part of why CSS peak, own a pixel, shy stuff.
Okay, okay, wait this is good, anything else, try anything else.
Trade-ups, great, great work, Chaddellers, locked!
Forgot about trade-ups.
Anything else?
Mechanics?
Very clean mechanics.
Very clean mechanics.
Ooh!
Good sound effect on the head shot though.
But okay adding that is crazy
Okay now any other pros any other pros
Gloves oh my god. Oh my god. I forgot gloves. I don't have any gloves chat gloves any other pros
Okay
any other pros
May esports, yes. Good esports scene. Honestly, great esports.
Okay, that's a lot of pros for CS. Now!
Shoot the cons. And it's a pros.
Not pay to win, I like that.
Pay to drip though.
Okay, where's this spot?
Not pay to run.
Okay.
Love this list.
Love this list for CS pros.
Now, CS cons.
Cheating.
No kittens.
Is that it?
Anything else?
Is that it?
No profit, yes.
No profit.
impossible. Only 4% ROI on most cases. What the fuck? Okay, what else?
I'm not gonna have the limit. I think the limit's low key a good thing. I'm not even
gonna lie. Terminals, wait, what do you mean? Do you
guys don't like terminals? Oh, no updates. That's a good one. I've heard everybody complain
about that. Is that it? Is that it? Any other cons? Graphics? I think the graphics are pretty
good on CS. I don't think the graphics are bad. Anti cheat. Yes, okay. No, we already
Yeah, we just had cheating.
All right, anything else?
Any other cons?
PC only?
Wait, I just realized Val has console, right?
But CS doesn't?
CS console would be fire.
Okay.
I think this is good, bro. We have CS pros. Cases, cases, yes, twice. The market. Beautiful skins. Good core gameplay feeling. You can actually spray. One shot at a shot. The AK. Serving. Night animations. Donk. Only pixel. Trade-ups. Clean mechanics. Gloves. Great e-sports scene. Not pay to win.
CS cons cheating no kids literally haven't found one kitten on CS no profit near
impossible only 4% ROI on most cases WTF no updates PC only anything else
toxic community I don't know I mean it's not every game I don't think the
The CS community is not bad to be honest.
The CS community, I mean, I sure there's toxic people on it, but like, the CS community is
slightly older, so it's also, there's more mature people on CS.
Most, not all, but most of the people I met on CS are pretty chill.
So, overall game rating.
for CS2. Overall game rating, overall game rating for CS2. No cheating or no, sorry.
Cheating brings down at some points. No kittens brings down at some points. No
profit near impossible to make profit brings down some points. 4% ROI on
most cases what the fuck no updates PC only nine but cases the market beautiful
skins good core gameplay feeling you can actually spray one shot at chop the 8k
surfing knife animation stunk od pixel trade-ups clean mechanics gloves
If CS was to get anti-cheat, make cases slightly more profitable, update the game more, add
in a console version, and maybe we could see some kittens.
9.4 out of 10.
Now, for Valorant.
Valorant that'll be a talent thing to that Valorant pros
Kids we got to start off immediately. I mean
No game can hold a candle no game can hold a candle bro
Should we throw e-dating in I
Think we throw any day
No pushing 30 shut up anti-cheat
Yep, they have a good anti-cheat
What else what else beautiful skins just like CS
Cool agents
Clean mechanics.
Don't worry, there's a cons of the agents as well.
I mean, anything else?
What are the pros?
What are the pros?
The pros, 10s, yeah.
Valorant has 10s, what else?
How is he dating a pro?
All right, fine, I'll just keep it at kittens.
What else?
Oh, it's available on console.
What else?
Scan animations.
Okay.
What else?
Great eSports, yep.
Great eSports scene.
Valum CS have 80s 14s. What else chat? Abilities. Like reds that chat. CS does not have abilities.
Okay now! Should we do the clouds? Anything else?
Free to play CS is free to play as well right? CS is free to play as well right?
This is a big one, but I'm just going to say it feels easier than CS.
I have two aces on val and zero on CS.
Feels slightly easier than CS.
Now comes!
No cases.
No market.
No 1A pixel.
No trade-offs.
Agents are confusing for new players.
Anything else?
Anything else?
Oversimulated?
Bro, okay, let me actually rephrase this.
My deaths are confusing as fuck.
new player problem.
Okay, in CS when I die, somebody just shits on me.
They flash me, they shit on me.
Valorant, a dragon flies through a window and then comes on my face and then I die.
So that part's annoying.
But I think once I learn the agents, it'll be better.
What else?
Anything else? This is big, guys.
Mood up, bro. Throw a mood on there.
Anything else? Okay.
I think Valorant game-raising.
Let's look at Valorant.
Those are Valorant, Kittens, Good Anti-Cheat, Beautiful Skins, Cool Agents, Clean Mechanics,
Kens, Moot Up, Console Valve, Skid Animations, Gravy Sports Scene, Abilities, Fields Easier
Than CS, I have 2 ACs on Val and 0 on CS. Valorant comes, no cases, no market, no
No ODI pixel, no trade-ups.
My debts are confusing as fuck sometimes, new player problem.
I'm going to give Valorant a 9.2 out of 10.
CS go slightly mobs Valorant just because of cases.
Cases, the market and trade-ups.
I have to slightly give it to CS, but they're both Pete games.
Both Pete games without a fucking doubt.
Both Pete fucking games.
CS 9.4 out of 10.
Valorant was close though because Valorant has anti-cheat.
Oh, that's big. CS does not. Well, they do, but it's up 9.2, 9.4. CS slightly wins in my
opinion, but they're both P games. Now, aside from that chat, the next games I'm going to
be grinding. They both have legends in their name is League of Legends in Apex Legends.
I don't know which. I'm enjoying Valorant. I'm enjoying CS. I'm enjoying Rocket League.
I'm enjoying Siege.
I don't know when, but sometime within the next month
or two, I'm gonna be grinding both of these games.
I heard Apex's peak.
I also heard Apex is kind of in the gutter right now.
So playing Apex could be really fun.
League, gotta play League.
Gotta play League of Legends before I die, bro.
It's like one of the most popular games ever.
It also looks like one of the most unique games ever.
It also looks like potentially the highest skill gap game ever,
which physically arouses my penis.
So, yeah, gonna enter a league arc soon.
Gonna enter Apex arc soon.
Don't know where, but those are the next two games, yeah.
100%, 100%.
Now, chat!
Let's do some clips.
Send in some clips!
Ooh, baby, baby, baby.
I like it, like it, like it.
Chat, send in some clips, boys!
Also, chat, we're gonna do
beat me 1v1 get a thousand dollars today on siege we're gonna pick three random people from the chat if you beat me
No, 1v1 you get a thousand dollars
I can almost see it
Easy yell be think of it five gives it free 1k for me shut up dog
Um, email everyone.
Chat send in clips.
Bro, can you stop talking for a minute?
Uh, no, I'm streaming.
I'm not gonna stop talking, bro.
What are you saying?
I'll take your 1000 today.
Burska bit of day coming in through privilege.
Burska bit of day.
This is literally perfect crosshair placement.
I'm already invested.
Hi, Max Garland.
Hey, hi, Max. What's up, man?
What's good, Bob? Fuck.
Yo, you're talking to my left ear again.
Can you adjust the microphone?
Could you maybe...
I'm not fine.
Who does that shit?
Who addresses someone on the phone like that?
Have a little respect, high-vives. Jesus!
Bald Vot, appreciate that, bye?
Are we dead ass?
First driven of the day.
First driven of the day.
Question, why are you looking at this window?
Question, why are you looking at this window if no one's repelling?
Are you fucking stupid?
Oh my god he has the jinksy charm, I'm so sorry.
My brother, I didn't know, I love you.
If you look at that window one more time I'm going to lose my marbles brother.
nine seconds left no one's repelling big dog
fire some 10 seconds
horrifying aim
absolutely horrifying aim
yet Chad I said windmove
ha ha ha
10 seconds remaining
Blancing! Blancing! Blancing! Blancing!
You're in place. Look at this. Destroy it.
Horrific game. Absolutely horrific game.
Right!
Stop! You have the awareness of a snail and you've leaned the wrong way in every gunfight.
Dibuse! Dibuse! Dibuse!
Critics, I'm just gonna keep it a buck with you, Critics. This is an absolutely terrible clip, bro.
I'm just... Critics, I'm a pretty straight shooter over here.
Or, uh, you slightly recovered with this. Critics, I'm a pretty straight shooter over here.
But that is a terrible clip.
That is a terrible clip.
Highbives owns you, react. Highbives mobs you.
What? What? What are you messaging?
What are you messaging?
Hey, Gypsy, what's a win mo?
Yo bro, I mis- I mispronounced one word one time.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Horrible.
We already saw this clip, we already saw this clip.
Yo bro, did you just re-send me an old clip?
What's wrong with you?
Brother, if you re-send an old clip, are you kidding me?
Like, are you absolutely serious?
We saw it, bro!
Jinxi, Mo Salah is leaving Liverpool, I already know, I already reacted.
Next up on the day! Next up on the day coming in from Showick!
What a sec. Oh, no, that's a goal.
When is the Tetris play through? Brother, what the fuck is Tetris?
Yeah man, that's zero out of 10 clay.
You showed it.
Jack, here's the thing.
If you're gonna make a severely AI generated image, can we make it somewhat realistic?
Guys, I don't look like a fucking bowling ball.
I don't look like a fucking bowling ball.
Quick text to my 14 year old sister.
You're not funny, bro.
Literally, you're just weird for typing that.
You're literally weird.
Me hawk, think of it as fine, bro.
Gigi, think of it as weird.
Like, if it's not comedy, that's not humor, bro.
It's just being weird.
Also, chat.
Comedy night two days ago lasted 13 seconds.
And I'm not even kidding you.
That was the worst comedy night we've ever did.
Hands down.
Like, hands down the worst comedy night
you've ever gained bro. Without a doubt. Worst comment that I've ever did. Hands down without
a doubt. Attack on Titan update. I'm like 40% through season four. Like 30% through season four.
Yo are the clips gonna work today or is my Xbox nutting on itself?
I love it when my Xbox just nuts on itself.
I can almost see it.
This looks like the classic lobby of siege, bro.
We got a gold, a plat, an emerald, and a bronze on the same team.
I don't even know how that's possible.
Oh wait, I do know because Rank 2.0 is a fucking disaster.
Thank God they're getting rid of that.
Second, you're on Ash and you guys have no hard breacher third your teammate left to go get a pop tart
I mean, this is literally the I can just look at the clip and this is just the epitome of ranked T1
I can tell you're tight
Mavza we're moving from the stream forth for me
You found the bomb. Take your way to the location of the diffuser. You must recover the diffuser.
Come on, let's get rid of the three with force.
I can tell you're loose.
Reload the diffuser.
The diffuser is now secured.
Clear!
So, big Steve 420, what's up bro?
You're an emerald-ass player. You've pre-fired five times, you've named spam nine times, and you haven't thrown a singular thing.
Never mind, daddy. Do whatever you want to my pussy.
see. Reloading! Got it.
Reloading! Alright, this guy prefires a lot! Like this guy prefires everything.
It's definitely roast beef brows. Are you talking about my ass?
Okay, this guy's coded. I don't even know how you're emerald. I'm gonna be honest, going
Going into this clip I was a little bit concerned, but you're starting to grow on me here.
Dab it out, bro!
How's this guy, Emerald?
Left. Left. Left. Left. LEFT!
Okay, now I see why you're Emerald.
Your hearing skills are not really good.
Watch to the blast!
That's mark tracker out.
What is solace doing?
They're both on the left.
Good.
They're on the left.
Left!
Left!
God damn it!
Okay, your aim is good, your awareness is shit, that's why you're emerald.
If you get better awareness bro, I honestly believe you can hit diamond or champ.
Your awareness is fucking dog shit though bro, that's why you're an emerald.
Your awareness is fucking shit bro.
My body, your choice.
Mudd's permanently banned tolus hairline for the rest of his life, just fucking
bad than Mudd's.
My body, your choice, yo bro, are you fucking serious?
Let it crust for me.
Your name is John Pork Sigma,
and you just typed let it crust for me.
Are you actually fucking serious?
Your name is John Pork Sigma.
Stream harder.
What does that even mean, bro?
Alright, I guarantee you this is his first day on the game because we have Fuse charging
a barricade and look at his class set up on a gun.
I don't have the money.
Is there a reason why we're aiming at testicle level?
We plan on drone infuser now.
Of course he ran into the Mew Jammer.
It's an EMP.
Not a grenade!
I'm a grenade!
I'm relaxed, I'm standing.
I'm four neutralized. Mission successful.
Infuses using a stormtrooper scope. Yeah, that's a zero out of ten. Alright! Maybe even
negative five out of ten. I'm not kidding. That has to be champ. High-fives, how much
beers have you drank? Case of negative crime. That has to be champ? That was one of the
The worst club I've ever seen in my life.
That's the worst club of the day by far.
Kason, think of it as prime.
Brab is giving other people zero out of 10?
Fuck that.
That's an actual zero out of 10.
That's an actual zero out of 10 on everything I love.
It's eight o'clock in the morning.
Meyers, think of it as prime.
Blue Paul, think of it as prime.
Agency does it clap.
How the fuck would I know, Brab?
How the actual fuck would I know?
How would I know if it claps or not, bro?
Do you think I'm sitting there doing that?
High five, what?
Sora?
We're saying goodbye to Sora,
to everyone who created with Sora,
shared it and built a community around it.
Thank you, you made it, what?
Oh, I remember SORA.
Bro, I thought you said they're getting rid of GRWP for a second.
I thought it was GRWP.
Thank God, four of us ate.
Wait, that means the GCAI edits?
Wait, really?
They were using Sora?
Voss?
No way.
They were in AI.
Yeah bro, sure.
Oh dear god.
Oh my god.
A bronze one Cali player.
I
Feel me ability wow, he's a bronze and he understood that I'm actually impressed
Drone, thank you, thank god!
a broad-tally player.
We heard your angles!
I'm loading new magazines.
Okay, I thought that was the entire fucking clip for a second.
Brother, you missed three shots!
What is that gonna do?
What the fuck is that gonna do?
You shot another one the first one does nothing so you fire a second one in the
the exact same spot!
Flank! Flank! Flank!
Flank!
Flank! Flank!
Flanking the stairs!
Did he just pre-fire with a fucking sniper?
Rewind this.
I'm not even kidding. I think he just pre-fired with a fucking sniper.
I swear to god, I'm not kidding.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Over, under, he hits a capcash out.
I'm reloading.
I've got another one closing coming.
Oh! That was kind of good!
Jixi, what's your stroking technique?
Permanently banned that guy.
NOOOO!
Oh, that got painted.
Yeah, I mean, it's still a complete and utter pile of dog shit,
But I guess you've made it a little bit better at the end.
We want to know, Yo bro, this guy just asked me what my stroking technique is.
Why the fuck would I say that?
Okay, this is some, this is some, this is some, Solid Snake, Solid Snake gameplay?
So you stand three enemies.
Oh my god champion charm, here we go, here we go.
Oh my god!
Best clip of the day, best clip of the day, man.
Oh my god!
That's what I'm talking about.
Dead Savage, that is the best clip of the day so far.
Beautiful lane, beautiful awareness, beautiful class air place, my bro.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Next up today, I'm coming in from Banana brand.
What the fuck, FIFA?
Lacey Carlin.
Lacey, you're lagging.
Okay, can you hear me now?
Talk now, yes.
Jixie, listen.
Tonight's yacht party, 10 Bad Bishes.
I want you to come, Jixie, come on.
So you want me to go in a yacht party
with 10 Bad B words?
BDLs and everything.
What?
Come on, Jixie.
It's a quick little 40 minute flight from Tampa.
Take a flight.
You want me to fly?
You know what, yeah bro, I'll be there, man.
I'm not leaving my room, bro.
Jack, like, how many times do I gotta say this, bro?
I'm not going on a yacht party with 10 BBLs, bro!
No!
Was that a double ball roll?
was that a double ball roll click my hands Jesus Christ that was dip one
two bro I'm not I'm not going in a job of 10 BBL L loser shut up
W. Chud ran up in Nevada.
Do you see how often do you stroke it?
Alright, enough!
Somebody asked a real fucking question, or I'm starting to set off!
Shysa, he would go if it was ten men.
No, bro, I'm not leaving my room, bro.
Bro, this might be the laggiest clips ever.
Oh my god, send the addy out, go.
Seth, what?
Fixie house practice going for football.
Uh, bro, amazing, bro.
Amazing, bro, literally amazing.
I'm ready to roll.
I'm ready to roll, bro. I'm ready to fucking roll.
I'm ready to roll, y'all.
Grief, take over the tier one.
If it was a guaranteed gold, would you go?
What do you mean?
Wait a minute.
is that a champion charm yes it is yes it is yes it is yes it is
Oh
Oh someone cut you someone cut you
What's Warden doing?
Swing him off the heddles.
I love how you're not red-finning, Daddy.
SWING HIS BITCHES!
Right there, right there, right there!
Swing him!
Alright man, we're running out of time here!
Who is red painting on your dog forsaken team?
That is a fucking age.
Dare I say clip of the day dare I say clip of the day that is a fucking ace bro. All right chat now
We saw some of your guys's clips some of y'all were asked some of y'all were good
Now is your chance to prove how good you actually fucking are beat me in a 1v1 get
$1,000
All you got to do is be on Xbox and type your gamer tag in the chat
Yeah.
Be on Xbox to get me tagged in the Twitch chat.
Did you ever make it back to Byron Bay the day you told me?
Check with drinking and thinking that I was going to die before.
Chat, type your Xbox game, type your chat.
If you beat me in this game, Ryan, Ryan.
Let your lips and your hips.
Jay, you know what we gotta do again bro?
We haven't done one of these in like over a year, we gotta do a 2v2 siege tournament.
With like everybody bro, like Stompin', Kacin', Bolo, Uzi, Richie, Mingo, Scottie, like everybody
bro.
I'm gonna try to do that this week though, if I can.
We gotta do one of those again bro, we haven't done one of those over a year.
Now chat, type your game attack in the chat if you want to 1v1 me.
The rules are simple.
We're going to pick three people from the chat.
If you beat me in a 1v1, you get $1,000.
Point blank period.
If you beat me in a 1v1, you get $1,000.
Squirtle, I'm not 1v1ing you.
Score to hear the best 1v1er in console history.
Ryan?
Won't be letting Ryan won't be peeking.
Ryan!
Ha!
Time to get it back into Twitch chat. In the Twitch chat. In the Twitch chat.
Even 1v1 get a thousand dollars.
Let your lips and your hips and your fingertips hundred dollar doughnut.
Hello.
One second right now.
Hundred dollar YouTube doughnut.
Jinxie, please try the finals.
It's like apex and if siege had a baby, I will coach you.
I promise you will love it.
The finals.
I feel like I've heard about that game, bro.
I've heard about that game before.
Yo, Ryan
Yo beat me in a 1v1 get a thousand dollars are you down?
Listen, I'm down
But um, what do you mean by I'm like installing the game right now. I'm installing the game right out
Okay, like give me like 30 minutes. You don't have siege installed
No, bro. I don't
Word to bro. Why is that like a surprise suit? Word to bro. No, no, no. Word to bro. Word to bro.
Like 30 minutes, okay? 30 minutes. Yeah, 30 minutes. Man. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Do you want to be with me, bro?
Highbice, didn't I fucking- didn't I fuck you up the last time we won one?
Highbice, didn't I fuck you up the last time we won one?
Didn't I fuck you up, Highbice?
Didn't I fuck you up?
Highbice is lost, she's a CS player now.
Okay, play chat? Okay, better that. Let's see.
Who in this chat, who in this chat could beat me in a 1v1?
I want to get somebody in the chat a thousand dollars
Yivru X, he's got a stuff
Yivru you look calm you look calm
Yivru you look calm you look calm
Beat me get a band
Yo Yivru what's good, bro
Yivru what's good, bro
Barrak!
Ybro!
Ybro!
Ybro!
PC!
PC!
PC, let me check you out, bro.
Yo bro just send me the 1000 already.
BAH RAP!
Yo PC!
Is anybody gonna fucking mic?
What's up Binky?
What's up Binky?
Yo PC beat me get a thousand dollars or are you down?
Hold on, hold on.
Before, before, before I agree to this, you owe me something.
What did I do?
You owe me something.
You owe me if you go on to YouTube and search our six hide and seek and you go to the last video
I won that video one five hundred dollars didn't get it
Wait, when was this?
Look it up first lat most recent video. This was like
Maybe a year ago
Are you being dead ass?
Dead ass look it up. You never got five hundred dollars ask. No never got it ask Mackie's
I was talking to him about it. You never paid me. How about he's never paid me?
Pay PC pay PC right now. We're gonna get you paid right now. Hold on one second. Let me call my higher ups
Let me call my higher up
Yo, hi, no, no, we got a problem
Bro.
No, don't tell me we got caught.
This guy was owed $500 a year ago, bro.
What happened?
Did this not make it into accounting?
Bro, I thought we were going to sleep down with a brunt.
Didn't you?
Did you miss her?
Shit!
No, I might as well pay out all of the challenge winners.
How did he not get paid?
Uh, I actually don't know.
But if he sends me, send me his paypal, Pam.
PC, all you gotta do is send, hide mine, a Twitch whisper.
Nope, that's not gonna work.
Okay.
Wait, nevermind, nope, that's not gonna work.
Nevermind.
One second.
Okay.
Can you just send it in the party chat
and I'm gonna make you a party?
He's got, all right, send it in the party chat
and then I'm gonna cover it.
Send it now.
Yes, yes.
Hurry, hurry, send it in the party chat.
Bro, you didn't get paid, wow, that never happens.
Bro, send the damn paypal!
Bro, I can't believe this guy actually didn't get paid.
Wait, did you been unpaid for a year?
So we got an interest now?
Okay, sending.
Now, high-fives, check.
Bro, you pulled on a fast one, bro.
High-fives, he sounds so convincing.
I think he's pulling a fast one.
He's having so convincing.
What had in seek was it?
Most I don't know whenever you last the most recent one I think
Haven't you done only done like two of them whatever the most recent one was
We were on um the boat one. What are the like the with the frozen? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yacht, yacht.
Yacht.
Bro, this guy's a legit, bro.
The most recent hide and seek for there.
We only play player though.
And I was in there.
What's going on here?
Do you see?
Let me check.
JC Hide and Seek.
You said you won on yacht?
Yes, won on yacht.
Same username.
The last person alive.
this is here for base
that's a research i think we switched it i think we switched it
on a business out
this is your ass you know
it's one year ago jimsy lives
when i think you didn't win
i did i did
now i got a lot of
he won
this guy's legit
i think
now it's going
uh... well well well all you're gonna shit on me so i don't even know if this
i don't know if this is good content for you but
you just wanted the uh...
hide and seek money that's fine i can get somebody to check
alright bro have a beautiful day bro
thanks junkie
junkie
no he didn't understand that guy's legit
bro who can this shack and shit on me bro
Who in the shack can shit on me bro?
Who in the shack can actually shit on me?
Bro, balls is copper!
Hey GXC, I play upside down.
You play Rainbow Six Siege upside down.
GXC, what's your name? It's Chalka?
Okay.
Job I invited you, this guy looks calm.
On my moms I will slam you, you have multiple moms.
How about me?
Yes, Bulls, I'm ducking a copper player, bro.
That makes sense.
Yo, Jeff!
Yo, what's up?
What a rank are you, bro?
I am currently Bronze.
What's your highest rank?
Bronze 3.
Love Dog!
I can beat you.
Listen, listen.
I can beat you.
Why?
You're Bronze!
Because you're Jinxy.
You're terrible.
You have no eyebrows.
You can't compare to C.
That actually would enhance my vision if I don't have eyebrows.
okay look bro brother man brother man oh it's the month it's awesome top on my
expo for putting tape on the me sure bro sure sure bro chat it's a bronze bro
it's a fucking bronze yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what's
up oh my gosh what is up bro all right e3 let's just go through your
messages here bro yo yeah we don't need to do that bro let's calm down yo jump
what are you doing bro your bronze I'm not playing you bro I will beat you
brother your bra it's not possible bro your cop bro I will be I've hit champ
25 times what do you mean I'm copper what does that even mean I've been
What are you saying?
Yo, E3.
I'll release you.
I'm telling you.
I will release you.
Yo, yo.
E3, what am I for you, bro?
Uh, hi as I've hit, I solo queue to Emerald 2.
There's a few games away from Diamond.
But yo, bend me up.
Yo, bend me up.
I'll bend you backwards.
I'll show you right now.
I could just 1v2 you guys if you guys want to do that.
And then you guys could just...
All right, 1v2, man.
Wait, so, hey, hey.
Are you down?
So, wait, stop.
E3's down?
I'm going to have to like bend you over now, it's like wild.
So it's an emerald and a bronze and if y'all win you split a thousand bucks, okay.
Bro what am I going to do?
Wait I'm playing like a week, okay.
Oh he was scared.
Wait they changed the level animation, that actually looks sexy Chad, look at the
top of the screen, oh my god.
Oh that is fine.
Yo, Joe, where you at?
You left, though, at the party, oh, you joined back.
I'm going to 1v2 y'all, bro.
Like E3, I love you, bro.
OG support it.
1v2.
Yo, I love you, too, bro.
I got to bend you backwards, you know what I'm saying?
Yo, do I get like a 30-second warm-up real fast?
No, I've played like a week. Yeah
I'm playing like a week man, I'm playing Valorant bro Tato champ this way. Have you been eating?
Only with boys
For my mic a working on Xbox understand Xbox
Job what's going on over there, bro? Where you at?
I want to say this nine times so I'm clear if you lied about being bronze. I'm not paying you shit
I'll take a picture. I'll we take pics with my rink is whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wait. Let me stack track and broke
So I'm not about at least 500 because you buy I'd go ahead, but let me go
New job. Okay, if you're actually bronze bro, like we got it. We got a lock in we got a focus there
I got to pay my rent for like I
I won't say I'm unemployed. I just have to rely on JT money. Are you talking through your Xbox app phone?
Bro, my mic won't work. Otherwise, you're calling out through your phone
I'll try this guy. Oh my okay this guy's wrong switching. He's bronze
Play if you're level 80, whatever games
Oh
My bad, what job just you know job. What other how do you need people messing with you?
Jump click home button scroll over to your profile picture scroll down the statics
Right on preferences notifications notification betters on check market
Bro, all right, bro. Jump. You're ignoring everything. I'm saying, bro
Oh, I'll turn off our job. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie bro. Me jeans. You could want it to you, bro
Why is the breeze? She's terrible
I okay, so we jump to jump your bronze, but I'm copper, right?
Yeah, I've hit that doesn't even make
Bro, are you like a baby? Are you actually down your job?
Every season for six years continuously. What do you mean?
here you go
you guys
we'll have season you dumb fuck are you dumb
i stole out you
oh my god you're stupid
who's all over
alright bro
5 6 crashing down
what about y'all one dick along bro
what about me
alright alright fail the mistake number one
fail the second one
Yeah, listen, let me get myself clear.
If Juv's lied about being bronze and he's a smurf,
y'all are not getting paid shit.
I'll be able to jump for some.
Yo.
Yo.
I would, E3, maybe I'll be able to jump.
You gotta give me a second chance or something, man.
Bro, what if Juv just kills me nine times?
But you gotta give me a second chance, not him.
Shisa, fine.
Good luck, bro.
Wait, what's your guys' favorite operator?
What's your favorite operator after we're friends?
Callie, Callie.
Alley on.
Wait, you lost Callie.
Juv, what's your favorite competitor?
What's your defender I'd say probably
This guy's fucking bronze
Okay, wait, wait, wait, I play the smart bro. You try to go malusia
you right bro you're jinx you're on a one-way street and you still better stop
talking to me like you're even no longer you're the one who's talking about
you're stealing it for me
I came before you okay that's just a correct bear jump jump what do you mean
you uppercut me what's your height and weight bro i'm like 16 like 214 why are you gonna
uppercut me bro we're one we're one in what bro you talk too much you know this guy is
weird as fuck job this is the question i asked you nine times you're gonna respond job job listen
listen listen can you hear me can you hear me yeah what's up job what other games do you play
because you're a level 80 on C. One other game.
Yo, you trying to get your head through, so I can lock my deal with you?
E3, E3, whoa, chill!
What'd you say, Jeff?
I play like Rock, League, Madden, 2K, Roblox, shit.
I know that.
Alright, bro.
So you're not gonna kill me once is what you're saying.
You're not gonna kill me?
I will. What?
So C is the only shooter you've ever played, ever.
Oh, now there's more C's than I've played.
I was looking like no, you're good to come
Yes
Yeah, bro, that's a new strategy. Are you a routine here? I'm paying
So, John, let me get it straight, bro
What's up?
Put a malusia in the wrong location
Yeah, but you shouldn't see the tunnel.
But you didn't put a malice in top way, so I can just walk up top way.
Alright Joe, my first piece of advice for you bro is always put a malice in top way.
Yes sir.
Yo, what?
You said it was copper.
Oh, you're actually listening.
What am I doing?
Turn this.
It's our job, we got this.
I gotta warm up.
Yeah.
I gotta get warm.
Hey, what are you doing?
Yo
You got that job, bro
Here you go
Here you go
He's in
Oh, uh, he's in
I hear him
I hear him
I hear him
He's low
Oh, my gosh
No, no, no, no, watch that repetition
Watch that repetition!
You thought it was gonna be addict doorbidding to E3?
Yo, if that was a thousand bucks, can y'all lock in, please?
well i think
okay i think it didn't get you didn't get you
it will be playing shotguns or shotguns a lot
you know uh... no no no shotguns no shields no shotguns no shield
yes ma'am yes ma'am
no listen guys listen guys listen
so now i know job is a legit problem so yeah y'all are actually for a thousand
because i have a problem with putting on the lucy job
i mean this year you're a millionaire and you only want to play for a thousand
exactly let me just give y'all ten days you win this set
you're you're worth like twenty million dollars do you know i'm living
act this
this is a bit of a tough and spring's like yeah i think you know what i would
that's why i don't this
you're a hood
and bro i don't know what i do i don't know how to turn your shower on with a
wrench and like your your microwave is disgusting yeah bro i run the
fucking car bro that's my hood bro
i can't let it break you just you just poured i came up in the rough
oh my god i accidentally went to shotgun guys
Do I pull these pistols now?
Oh, they're shocking. They're shocking.
They're lesion. Yeah, okay, yeah, only pistols.
Oh my God. Wait, my lady, are you guys serious?
Are you guys serious? Yes, bro, we're serious, bro.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
He's lesion, he's lesion.
Yeah, I just said that!
We did pretty good with your eyebrows, you know.
Yo, hey, hey, job, do me a favor, bro, and just shut the hell up.
So I accidentally with shotguns now I have to go pistol only barra
Look where you never know maybe you guys could win
Nice job
of
the
of
the
of
Are you able to call?
We have to call you, sir
They get a call like a call
Oh, I tacked I tacked once I attack the dad
your bronze don't get nervous job your bronze don't get nervous job your bronze don't get
Wobbent!
Job, your bros don't get nervous!
JOB!
Watch me, terrible bugger, PESTO!
Job, you said I was copper, but you got pistol left, bro.
more I like too I like job you're literally 30 pink
they're not like it's it is job we're not working at all
you're being as well as you just stopped okay yeah let's let's reinforce
games door okay bro actually drinking coffee yeah I don't know what what's
That's comedic about that, bro.
You were like millions of people drink coffee every day.
How is that a roast?
I don't understand.
Coffee.
This guy's like 30.
I have six and 30.
Mr. Savage in chat.
Mr. Savage, what is good, bro?
Mr. Savage, you wanna play that Valeturny?
Mr. Savage, are you like pro-leveled involvement
or no?
What is your rank, Mr. Savage?
What is your rank?
Mr. Savage, what is your rank?
What?
Mr. Sammich! Mr. Sammich!
I don't know if I'm going to be too bad. Tits are good.
Bro, that Rixie angle is tight, bro. You got me good. That's good for sure.
Bro, bro, don't be a good Rixie.
Joe, what did you say?
Jixie, I'll be honest, man. You're really good at these 1v1s. You're really good.
I'm just good at games, bro. I'm just good at gaming.
I'm good at games, dude.
That's what it is! That's what it is, bro!
I'd come down you guys pick the organ bro. That's a death sentence chat type and cat
Okay, it's like written trophies because now I know you guys can't walk
And now I know you guys aren't close and then I walk in sight and then I had shot oh he's in
And then I know somebody's close at it because I see that a runigop.
And then I know you're lit when you're 1HP and you're going to pass the little people.
Slash!
Hey, there's another rotation there!
What?
May rotate.
May rotate.
Look at that.
Come on, man.
It's heroes, don't you see?
Easy, man.
Hey, Jubb!
You have not shot me one time!
What do you mean I'm terrible?
Jubb, don't look at me.
You haven't even made contact!
Hey, Jubb, Jubb, you don't have to look at me.
You know where's my body just jub if you're a team player, bro will win this, okay?
Yo job job. No, no fuck that job. It's about respect, bro
You don't go all in three then call your opponent terrible. You haven't even hit me job. I
Will watch this now losses now
I'm terrible. What are you drunk?
That's the walking I lost
Terrible I might actually lose this there Wow
I'm gonna eat three good chop. I'm gonna give it to you, bro. Hey, good job. Good job. Thank you, man. Thank you
Not bad for an emerald not bad for emerald. Thank you bro. What the fuck are you doing here?
Don't listen to him, brother
He's like good stuff
Oh, so they're playing sweaty.
Wait, Jeb, you trying to come to me and double attack where I'm going?
Want to double up?
Jeb, hello?
Well, I'm not following you, sir.
What?
Jeb, come to me, so we double up.
You listen!
We just can't take one spray, he's gonna pick us off, okay? I mean he's gonna see us pretty terrible, so I mean...
It's just this positioning is real good, bros.
We've done like, millions of them at once.
I don't have any eyes on him right now.
I need my drone over here. I'm just finding my name.
Yo, Jeff, I can like, hear everything you're doing.
I just need your drone, Jeff.
Are you playing through the fucking TV audio?
Chill, bro.
Oh, Mike doesn't know what to have, Keith.
Jeff! Jeff! You're playing through the TV!
I
Jump jump he's basement. Why are you droating upstairs? Oh, he's basement. Oh
Are you serious?
Bro, I don't have any more drones now. I'm just gonna die
Line or something
You should have shot jing see
Oh that's bad aim.
Jeff I need you, he's on me bro.
Wait Jeff, you're droning me! I'm fighting your teammate!
Jeff I'm fighting your teammate!
You're so lucky I'm terrible.
He's last seeing Clausy.
So Jeff, all you gotta do is plant. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff!
But remember, if you're playing through a TV job, I'm gonna hear when you play it.
Job?
Job, Job, when you swing, do it fast.
Don't do it so slow, okay?
You want to be quick.
Job, can you hear me?
Yeah, like that.
Nice.
Just play it, Job.
Play it.
I can hear it through your TV.
15 seconds.
You can hear it through your TV!
15 seconds left.
Ah, boys.
Oh my God. Your TV actually sets me up.
Yep. Your TV actually set me up.
You got that.
He's using? Faked it?
Oh, boy.
Gotta be a little quicker with this. Okay.
Look at me, my man!
Oh, move away from me.
Look at me while you die!
Joe, come on, dude!
Oh my gosh, I'm terrible, bro.
I took a one-on-one with him and I lost.
What am I doing?
Joe, my chat's saying you're high.
Are you high, Joe?
Ah, bro.
What?
What are you saying?
I'm not high, man.
You said that job you smile when you said that
That but you're funny dude
Yeah
You're bend us up in the soft nice good stuff dove
I miss the savage missus average missus average I'm a savage. I actually do group chat bro. How does it prepare? Can you go?
So how comfortable are y'all in winning the thousand dollars for how comfortable y'all
You love me.
Oh, dude.
I had poop, bro.
Vast?
Bro, how confident?
I'll see you at the one attempt.
Probably, uh, two out of 21.
Okay.
So, wait, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
Can you hear me?
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I am sorry.
Jump!
So, bro.
You- am I still a copper player?
Am I- do you still think I'm copper?
You're probably like copper one, man.
That doesn't make that like copper!
I am shitting on you in your broads. How am I a copper?
Stop
Jeb if you have barbed wire can we place it back stairs?
Thank you, bro
Wait, did y'all go up or down? Just save me the time
We're middle
Sight
Your settings are terrible. We can't even go upstairs
Hey, Jeff you ready we're gonna swing way Jeff Jeff over here's bunker. He's over by me. You see this
Bro, whatever you guys do don't be guy over there
Whatever you do don't be
Trust me don't be just fucking trust me
Okay, bro, we're trusting you.
Look, if you guys kill me in Bunker, I'll give you...
a hand job.
Bro, I'm 17.
We doubted our both minors.
Bro, how do I sound?
They're like, 20? I don't know, like, 20?
Bro, what?
You sound like you're 20. I don't know.
I'm going to the side.
Oh
Bro if you beat me and kill me bro you're gonna go
Yeah, we'll watch this you're actually gonna beat me job
Job you're actually gonna be the same swear to God job play time for a play time
Job you're actually gonna make me swear to God job. He's pretty good. I'm gonna go
I'll take a gunfight with you. I won't swing you when you're on an angle
Wow you pre-fired it
Yeah, just me and you, bro.
Just me and you, bro, it's just me and you, Joe.
Why'd you go off the step, Joe?
Joe!
Joe!
He's probably just going to go in the planter, he's just going to swing you.
Killer.
Joe!
Bro!
Bro, you're a...
Joe, why would you run up the steps, Joe?
You're defending!
Why'd you run out of your sight?
Oh, look, watch the play, watch the play.
I'm watching, bro, I'm watching.
What the fuck?
Joe, I'm out of game sense, you.
I'm out of literally game sense, you, Joe.
Yo, come to me, come.
He's freezing, he's freezing.
Look bro, I'ma keep it a being, y'all.
Emerald and a bronze?
Y'all are winning that, maybe 0% of the time.
Jove, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Jove.
No sir, no sir.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Chop, chop, chop, chop.
Son, you told me to my face, I'm copper, chop.
What the fuck, you didn't even hit me.
You didn't hit me.
Yeah, Jeff, I would've like, almost everywhere, man.
I'm just gonna work together.
I'm gonna work together.
All right.
Yeah, thank you, bro.
You guys are peak, bro.
Dang it, bro.
I mean, he's gotta,
I'm like, yeah, let's just work on fights with you.
I wish like, I should go back in time
just like play the song over again that's so annoying
so job what is your analysis nations why do you think you went 0 and 5
my glass was a bad day today all right job i'm gonna add you either i'm gonna add you
bro all right hey awesome bro much much love bro i love you man
all right love you guys bro i'm peace out man peace out peace out one and ten big
all right peace peace peace peace peace can you bro that was actually
peak. Eat two smooth once the monthly one. Eat two, get him in. Eat two thousand dollars
if you win. Yo, bro. Let's run in this goal. Come on. Bazaar. What's good, James C. What's
good, brother? Yo, eat two. Eat two, eat two. You're going to beat me in a monthly
one, bro. Oh, yeah, have to. Thousand dollars. I've been waiting for this moment. Before
I die I gotta beat you at least once which you've never be fishy never I've only
beat you in ranked how many times I will be both on you in ranked like it has to
be like five five times you've never been one oh no I said not never being you
well bro now's your chance right until today so don't you the champ right
you told on you yeah like two seasons ago like two seasons ago i did all right well yeah you gave me
10k for it yep yes awesome bro i appreciate that of course bro hey i gave you a challenge
i built for the thing is bro i gave you the challenge and i didn't think you would actually
follow through and do it and you did it bro so you kind of earned it now bro i'm not going to
go easy on this one be one bro i'm gonna try to shit on i got it i dream see i'm about to
the most generational locket. I'm gonna have you brim. I can't lie.
Let me go pee. Let me go pee. Let me go pee.
Hey, this shit's on everything, bro.
This shit's on everything I love. I'm winning this shit.
Hey, on everything I love, I'm winning this shit.
On everything I love, I'm winning this shit.
On everything I love, I'm winning this shit, yo.
Yo, this only happens like once a fucking year, bro.
Bro, God is good. This only happens once a year.
Now it's time to go. Don't fucking play him.
I'm fucking playing bro. I can't play around no more. Yo, what's up, bro? I can't play around
Yo, I can't play around
Yo, I gotta get this shit. I gotta get this shit, bro. Come on you two
Whatever it takes whatever it takes
Whatever it takes, bro, what if it takes?
Right now, it's your time to shine.
It was your time to shine.
It was your time to shine, my brother.
But in hours in the dark, hours training, right now it's your time.
This ends here.
This ends today.
This ends right now
This has to end now
This has to end right now
There's no more going back
This is it. Yeah, this is it guys
Hey guys, this is just
Yo, eat you
What's up, brother
Oh
Are you gonna win this game you have a point seven?
But it's up I used to have a point five
Are you gonna lose to a point five champion Jinx here wait, so when you solo queue to champ, what was your Katie?
It was point eight point eight eight point nine, okay
What was your window? I was out of clash. I was on a strict diet of clash my win loss was like
I think like 2.0. Maybe I
no we don't know why i did not have a one point nine solo cube rock
you did not have a lot of trust that's not even possible
you can get a higher
no i'm it's lower the only way to break your one we're when lost probably a
one point out
i'm looking at a check right now because i feel like it was a bit of a man it's
not possible to get a one point nine when the lost if you solo queue like
more than ten games it's not possible
it was it was
It was a high stakes. No, it was daybreak.
It better.
Look, bro, that's even madder, bro. Beat me in this one, be one, man.
Let's go.
E2, what map do you want? Picture poison. Picture poison.
I want... Hey, I want Oregon. You know exactly what it is.
What is it, buddy?
Just like old times, you know exactly what it is.
Bro, E2, I run Oregon!
LIKE I RUN THIS SHIT!
Damn, bro, this is my city, bro. This is my city.
This is my fucking city
Hey, no shotguns no shields no shotguns
No Fenrir or what's the word?
you can we're not fine yeah look now look bro I'm gonna keep it a buck
with you the odds of you winning this are the same odds is getting struck by
lightning twice then I guess I've been struck by lightning
huh you just not oh nah bro I'm on steam and retention bro don't tell me that
what stop why the fuck would you tell me that
what the fuck
My bomb must be located and defused.
Yo Genki, Genki, give me one sec, one sec, okay, there we go, alright, I'm ready.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Bro what the fuck?
You gotta shoot the glass off the windows, bro.
This is rule one of safety.
Are you kidding me bro?
No bro.
No no no no no.
Bro come on.
You're one to be wanting me
and you're not shooting glass off windows.
I'm gonna exploit that at the time bro.
Tighten up a little Betty to that shit's unacceptable, bro in the big two six
In the big two six, bro, you gotta be shooting glass off windows eat you come on
This is not this is not how this is gonna end. I promise you
Just let me get in my Duffy
I can
So score prediction it's you what's gonna be scored?
Or to me
Where's the enemy again?
I got a lock in bro
I have a score prediction. Do you want to hear it? Yeah, I want to hear it four zero
You know better than that. Yeah, you know my body
You know my body, you know when I did the sky
Wait, so you have the sky?
Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna tighten up that you actually got
Yeah
All right, so bro, but why do you always have like crazy home court advantage bro like you pick the man
I let you pick I let you pick
And now like you have like home court advantage
What does that mean? It's like the it's like the jinx the effect bro. I don't know what it is
It's like whenever someone plays you
You just have like this weird effect.
Bro, how does that kill me?
What the fuck?
What?
What?
Oh what?
No, that's bullshit.
Wait.
Wait, that killed me?
Oh, come on.
There's no way.
I think there's no way.
I think it's just all around, bro.
Yeah, I think it's just-
Bro, what?
There's no way.
Alrighty, two lock in.
This is it.
This is all you got to eat you come on
Clip it in shepard
So we two right there you just got put in doing that it happens for the best of us bro
Bro it's not gonna end this switching see I promise you
Bazaara
What's it for
Bro you can get a thousand dollars it's that simple bro
Chad we can keep doing this for somebody else
What did I do?
Oh.
Bro.
Fuck you.
Bro, what if I put Ryan on Lurjita, bro?
A champ and a diamond.
I think I could 1v2 y'all. I'm not even dead yet.
No way.
I think I could 1v2. I'm not even dead yet.
You're not-
I'm beating that ass, bro.
We're no chat. I'm dead.
You're not bad, bro.
You can beat a point five champ and a diamond
Yeah, bro
I think Ryan can keep that
And you're back Hoppin, you're willing to put a band on that too?
We can wager that, if you want to wager that
I'm low key down, I'm low key down to wager that
I'll wager if I can bring my own friend
He's not, you can stack back him though
No, like I'll wager if you get Ryan, if you get Ryan
Ryan's a diamond, he's not champ, but he's hit diamond
And he's ever an emerald on him
I'm both you down
So let me back in for this game
You have located a bomb what does that box you know it's
Some CS go strapped.
I can tell he's firing that much.
They've had a percentage of them out.
Maybe.
Whoa-a-bang!
There she is!
No!
We're eliminated!
We're eliminated!
Friendly hate you, Deadpool.
This is the bullshit!
What kind of fucking macro is that?
This is some bullshit, man.
I can't even do this shit no more, bro.
Oh my gosh.
You gotta take a little bit of a chill pill, bro.
Son, poke, miho.
What's happening, bro?
I'm gonna be a 4-0.
I'm saying, bro, I think I could 1v2 y'all.
I
Think I could move it to I'm being that if you want to be if you want me to less
I don't even think I could like look myself in the mirror at night
What if you give one be tuned wait, are you serious?
Shice I mean bro. That's terrible like I must 15 x champ damn yeah, okay?
Bro, I think you do a lot of the time to the champ where you had like a point five
And you wouldn't have got champ without a stack but you did so lucky to champ two seasons ago
So I'll give you respect for that
But you see you know back in the day. I was putting
If you have that point by most of the time to the champ
That's not putting belt on anything bro. That's getting carry, dude
Bro there was literally a tick-tock song that was eat you with the point five KV. There was you had a song
I'm getting
Let me lock it it's not as you know the experts will be broke. Don't say you're putting belt and ramps you were not I
I
Wasn't though
Like genuinely that at least that's lyrics as he's playing support. You're like, where are you playing?
Apparently he thinks ash is wait. Is there a roaming bro? Yeah
Whatever you want, bro. What do you want? Well? I'm wondering where you're at cuz I joined the whole site mommy
I'm down. I'm down. I'm down because you can't go up. Oh, you're down
I
Just wanted to know where I can bury the body
Let's get this shit over with one
Who made it mr. Savage
Mr. Samus! Mr. Samus!
So you're in a...
Come on, Kanda! This is the greatest comeback you've ever seen!
That's good!
Wait, your aim actually looks good there.
I'm happy about it. Your aim actually looks good.
This is good! I can't hit my phone!
Kanda! That's good!
Come on, Kanda!
Come on!
I'm the only person that doesn't complain about Chotties, but everybody else complains about Chotties.
Alright, alright, it was genuinely an accident.
It was genuinely an accident.
Alright, bro. You're good to go.
Cat, Cat, I find one joke of me complaining about Chotties.
Guys, I'm like the founding father of Chotties.
Why would I complain?
They're like the Mr. Miyagi of Chotties.
Exactly, bro. Thank you.
Respect for Chotties.
I can
Might be the best new shotgun player of all time in crime
Eat you with the point
No, you
bro look bro let me keep it about oh my god wait that's Mikasa oh yeah it's
Amaru cuz the EDM gear I forgot I bought that skin away bro wait let me
keep it about what you do if you want one beat your I can put a diamond on
your team and we can wager if you want I could get a diamond he's a former
diamond not a turner yes can I get a can I get a point can I get another
another point no your only option is Ryan okay all right how much are we
wagering so you actually are confident I mean yeah bro wait I don't know how much
How like how confident are you cuz I need to know I'm gonna get an X diamond on your team
I'm like I mean, I'm hoping if it's a 1v2 we don't lose
Ran
Yo, are you confident? I don't see us losing
huh
Are you confident that you and each you could to be one bro? Listen listen?
We could to be one you but this shouldn't even be a wager
This should just be if we win we both get 500 or if you win we get nothing because bro listen
E2 is a point five KD dying champ with all due respect to E2
And I haven't touched this game in months, okay, so why would we like ever wager this?
Okay, so you're lucky. Can't look you can't wager for my religion. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it
Let's do it wait you wait for that confident. Let's do it
So look if y'all win I give you guys 500 each if I when I get yes, I just think I can do this
So x diamond and point seven KD champ
You're not winning this shit, but I'm feeling let's go let's do it get in here
You are trying to join us full a right. We got it. We got it. We got it
me once Ryan hit that are you dead ass oh wait I just remember 1v2 and you and
Martha that's all I remember bro we beating you like three times and I
beating you with another guy before I think it's all your numbers are just
completely blasphemous every time so I didn't know that ever trust you
drug again bro it's literally on your YouTube I think but okay yeah am I not
in your game why is it not letting me three times yeah I don't think you
beat me three times I would have done what servers what servers are we playing
on east east relax Brian you gotta rock Brian look you got a lock in I know it's
I look you got a like carry this bro like he kind of just about to ask me I
look he needs you to lock in game bro bro bro join up join up we're not
losing this we're losing this Oregon Oregon bro Oregon Oregon I gotta be
I gotta be Genki bro.
Bro we just gotta play like annoying us operators.
We can play any out.
No bro, it's a 2v1.
Alright, so here's the vans.
No shields.
No shields.
That's alright.
No shields.
No shotguns.
And bro, no fendereer.
Alright.
Assamu alaikum.
Oh my god.
So wait, you can use shotguns but we can't.
No, no one can use shotguns. No one can use shields and no one can use Fenrir. Is that fair?
Okay
To be we can't say can I come play it's a boy. Yeah
Wait, what are we running? What are we running you to it? What are we doing?
He's basically uh, honestly, he's an artist with flashes. I studied. Yeah. Yeah. Yes
The old the one time he did be me. I guess he did just be
I don't know. He doesn't like
He does like you know because he likes to get those free kills. We have to
Are we hilarious?
Oh wait Loki I like that I like that I like that
So y'all have y'all have a ax diamond and a
Champ with a point seven KV are those your guys stats point eight point eight
All right. Yeah, I was I was all right
I'm not proud of this big insurance. I can just farm the edit. All right
Yeah, he to shoot every window like you cannot be fucking not shooting with those
I'm not a mood to one-to-one kid you stream later, please time out that move
Oh shit, oh shit, remember the clock just went off so you can rush at any time
Also bro, I'm not gonna pay
No way, no way
Is my stream open or what?
Don't move, don't move, don't move
Been offered
Okay, I'm not in your stream, go
I hear him, he's in trophy
Yeah
Just chill, just let him be.
Don't give him lines.
Go ahead, that was such a bad peek.
He's got a locking.
He goes through my workway.
We walked in breach.
He's in breach?
Have a good gunny on him.
Okay, just hold a peek on him.
He's walking in breach.
he might be in he might have used that to mass sound he's up he's up he's in
the breach
wait he walked around he walked around he walked around bro he walked around
We got a lock in there, we got a lock in, we got a lock in, we got a lock in, we got a lock in, we got a lock in
Bro, how did he kill you though? What are you doing?
How did he kill you bro? Like what?
See, the thing about this duo is they're both kind of blame each other
What's happening first pick bro? Come on
Wait, why are we, are you betting that?
No listen, he wants us to do that, he wants us to do that, he wants us to do that, that's my bad
I genuinely like, I genuinely like, we are not locked, we are not locked
No, we're good bro. We're good bro.
Should I play this? Should I play this?
He's a master of sound.
Is that a cringe operator?
That's what you do, right?
I don't know if that's a fan.
That's not a fan. He didn't say it.
Wait, what did you plan? What is that?
Bro, you did not, bro.
All operators...
I'm not gonna say...
Genuinely sketch.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
But we did no shields, no shotguns, and then no...
He's just
Said there no
What the fuck are you?
What the fuck are you?
No, no, no, no, no.
You just stop gaslighting me.
You're fucking gaslighting me.
Where did you shoot you from?
From bot, bro.
You're deadass.
You're gaslighting me.
How am I gaslighting you?
Like he's trying to get us to R.
You need to lock in, bro.
Forget all that shit.
You win this, bro. I believe in you, bro.
Oh.
This is how you die.
to
two
of
two
of
three
of
You are us. You are shit. Wait, what are you doing? Wait, what are you doing?
I saw your elbow, kid!
Let's go! What is that?
What is that? I'm a freaking cop!
You are shit. This is where we all go.
Come on!
E2, this is to be...
If you don't get first pick, of course I can only see his elbow.
Like, oh my... He had no idea I was behind him.
You didn't say this elbow was bad. Wait, he didn't say this elbow was bad.
Oh no. Oh, never mind, never mind.
he didn't say it was bad, he didn't say it was bad and I had an idea
I had an idea
holy shit you suck
let's go, just got turned off
come on
yeah, I'll just act, I'll just act
give me a belt all day
wait, we're gonna lock that
wait, wait, wait, I got the way
okay, okay
do you like this or no? do you like this or no?
no, that's actually horrible
what?
why not?
bro, ace is bad
you don't know what he's gonna play bro
Why are you reaching for action, soul?
You're still alive!
Ryan, I need you to tap in!
I'm gonna be like your support player, okay?
I soul...
I'm just gonna...
Okay, okay.
I need you to just...
Hey, Jinxie, I'm your tightest follower.
I'm gonna get a bomb.
I'm on 10-up.
Toyer 1310 for 35 days.
That's a good thing to go.
Jesus Christ, Sawyer.
What?
Let me do my shit.
Five seconds to insertion.
Don't shoot everyone!
Go to...
The mission is to locate and defeat the boss.
No, no, no, we don't need that.
It doesn't matter.
Whatever it takes Ryan. You gotta be on the battlefield. Come on
Hey, Loki make rotate with impact
Okay
Yep, got it got it got it
Boy, uh, Loki looking white look looking like he's white. I flip cams. He might be white side or check sneak from now
I
Just wear his white his white his white white white white
You know what it is you see pick me the sword and I'm walking don't let him walk in. I don't know
Oh, he's probably
All right, what's up?
Who's below?
No, it's not he's walking in I think I can hear him. Oh you need to like oh
Oh he's up my- he's a- trophy trophy door
He's inside, he's inside, he's inside
He walked in my- am I uh- for this seat?
Don't swing, bro, he's-
Shut the fuck-
Don't fucking swing
I had a cataclysm!
I'll see what in the club!
E2, you're not even gonna play support, bro.
You're just gonna fucking frag, bro.
You're gonna demolish him, bro.
We're both gonna frag.
We need this, bro.
Alright, we put this here on the line.
We need this. That's actually good.
We need this.
We're gonna take it right here.
We're gonna put it here.
Don't get spotted.
A lot of patience.
Ooh.
He used to get it small somewhere else
Bro I might actually lose chat, no
Dude, I should have won the last two rounds
I whiffed, bro
I'm not losing, I had 10 bullets
And I got double swollen after the birthday
Should I switch off?
Should I switch off?
I don't know
You like it
You like it
You like it
You like it
Great
Bro, you gotta actually smile
Oh my God
You like it
I'm ready
Wait, I'm like
Thank you for the hospitality
You're the best
Oh my god
I love you
I love you
This is the death combo
This is just death in a bottle
And Jinx he has to drink it
This is just death in a bottle
We need god help
You shot my drone
somebody downstairs i think he's downstairs you think you shot my drone that was downstairs but
i'm gonna you get a like pink on him maybe i can go i'm gonna get a pink
was that who yeah you trophy sound call trophy i don't trust your sound calls
are you inside are you inside push on me
I'm big, I'm like, I can't really where I am, what the fuck am I doing now?
Ryan, where are you?
I'm big, I'm big, I think I'm gonna hop off.
He's in the middle of the site right now, he's in the middle of the site right now.
Can you get a big one here?
Not yet, he was in the middle of the site, just, what big one though?
Wait, wait, wait.
Watch out for your window here.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Hold up, I got him.
Ryan, push here, Ryan, push here.
We're gonna...
He's no where he is.
He's no where he is.
You know where he is?
You know where he is?
I know where he is.
He's a...
Attic door.
Attic door.
It's swinging me up.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I had to be low.
I still fucking got it.
I still fucking got it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Oh my god.
We're so strong.
Yes.
We're so like big and muscular.
Strong bro like oh my god, I thought he was
What are we betting? Oh my god
Thank God we set up a five. Wow. You got a band that's sloppy
Oh my god, I'm cut I'm actually cut wow I'm cut wow
We have to keep that operator that's so we can buy it. I'm actually
Oh my god. Oh my god. I don't like this setup, bro. Oh my god. I'm actually gonna lose. I'm actually gonna lose. Wow
Wait, this is on bad
What do you mean? I don't know either way
No, he says man
China can win us after the flow state, bro
Wait Brian, are we supposed to go here?
Yeah, we have one last round upstairs, so we have like no fucking time, so...
We're good, now this is it bro.
We're good.
Good chill vibes.
I have a feeling he's going to rush in.
He's going to run.
He's a bunker
He too, what are you doing what do you want me to do dude you're gasoline and yet in
Playing like a bitch he's burning
Do go camps go on camps go on camps
Right if you're gonna worry
yeah he's not he's not there anymore
he's probably gonna go like freezer
yeah bunker 100% bunker
I don't trust your calls
you have to trust me we've made it this far to get there
oh yeah he is
this is open this is off by the way
he's in like a pillar he's on a pillar I think
I bet right and located. Oh, holy, holy, holy, holy, holy, holy.
Yep, he's a killer, killer.
Gonna back off?
Yeah, back off. Forced the plan.
Make him waste his bullets and then we get, we get dumpy.
Okay, he is flashing, flashing.
I don't know where he is.
Shhh!
He's drowning, he's out of drone.
Drone freezer, drone freezer.
He might have a cam on him.
He's uh, still a pillar, still a pillar.
Hold the, just hold the hallway.
Yep.
He's in, he's in, he's in, he's in, he's in on a roadway.
He's just on, just on side.
Other side.
Oh, really?
can we play yep yep yep you got it you got it
yep yep there's no way
I just I don't know how to play this
I'm not sure about this but we're good, we're good!
We have to stay in the fight!
Yeah, we gotta go!
Bro, this is actually hard!
This is actually hard, okay.
I'm betting this is the first Lord Operator.
Yo, yo, yo!
You guys some more demos?
Yeah.
Yo, come on, guys.
We got this. I tried my best, but it's not over yet.
We're still winning.
Yo, E2, you look, you gotta like trust me in this one, okay?
I'm gonna like try to go for something, okay?
That's to you.
Okay, you gotta like believe in me.
I believe in you, but at the end of the day, remember what we're doing.
Just try to save your drone, okay?
Like, try to save your drone and...
Need to like give me a call.
I got this, I got this.
I need to know where he is.
Come on.
This is absolutely horrible.
We're taking we're we're we're we're we're putting GCM in the back to know
We really need to be making a better strategy
Bro we need to buy this house on road
We really need to make that way better strategy
So A-Rion whatever happens
We got this
We tried though
No you don't know we won
We won, now we've worked that big one
We already won this
Watch the spawn piece or like the cringy shit
I just saw him like top white. I don't know.
Top white? Yeah, he's top, uh, he's in the bunker now.
I'm gonna use that time to take some map control.
Okay, okay.
Don't like... don't like push too hard, okay?
He's in trophy right now.
He's in trophy.
He's trying to take me. He's trying to get active on me. He's in trophy.
He's in trophy? Are you like 100% sure?
I was not seeing. Dude, he might have moved now.
yeah wait Ryan wait wait wait let me run him again yeah drone it like can you
like ping him one second but go wait I'm gonna drone him yeah he's in man he's
in two pink shotgun
We got to end this!
This is for our families, bro!
Bro, this is what I thought I heard!
This is for our family, bro!
We got to put this down on my fucking face!
It's alright!
Bro, I have to mute party, I can't hear.
I don't know what I'm hearing.
Oh my god, I have to mute party and win three rounds in a row.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god, I have to new party and win three rounds in a row.
Jesus Murphy, bro.
I think I lost, bro.
I'm not even trolling.
I think I lost.
Oh my god.
Bro, I have to new party.
I can't hear.
I couldn't hear.
I thought I heard him come up that,
but he instantly ran to a pixel on the bomb
and head shot at me.
Oh my god, I have to new party and literally just
fucking dialed in.
Wow.
say what my bro? she went up the hatch?
10 seconds
5 seconds
me take it if I can baby
chuckle my mess but it's gonna be hard as fuck bro
nah they're not spanking they're just like getting on cams
You have located a bomb.
I
I think I had side of Brad, I think I had time to put this thing in one of the works.
Wow, wow, those suits.
What am I doing? What am I doing?
I just have to walk out of the room, exactly.
Why did I put a room on my XP and turn around?
What is that? That's like some quick copper shit.
All I had to do was just walk out of a rune. That's all I had to do and then I'm gonna 1v1. I like shot her then turned around
Yo, yo guys any information you guys you can take your 500 or double or nothing
Wait, so then y'all been to that
I don't know. I don't know. I'm not a gambler. I'm not a gambler, but I'm not a gambler
Think about it. You guys aren't really gambling anything if you think about it
I'm like you too fucking
Yeah, we don't cash out
GGs bro like yo, is that lame though?
GG bro. Is that lame?
Is that lame or is that lame, bro?
I feel like I could have won but I couldn't hit a head shot that entire game
so shit up it's gonna shit up I'm like over thinking I just sandwiched myself
and then get double swung the other round you guys double-spin but I have no
bullets oh my god that was so free yeah all right it's okay agency and out of
that you're paying Gigi's Gigi's I have mine to go to pay y'all have mine gonna pay y'all
all right all right all right all right okay bro uh Gigi's Gigi's bro
oh they said the bro oh my god second chance serve at a rocket league perfect time second chance
two v two tournament at a rocket league lock the fuck in motherfuckers
I think it starts in five minutes. I'm going to go pee. I'm going to go pee. I'm going to go pee.
The way the rain came down the other days in pirate vape.
Yeah bro, vape break, yup vape break.
Yeah, yeah I vape.
Oh my god 2v2 tournament in 3 minutes.
2v2 tournament in 3 minutes y'all.
Balls wants to play.
Bro, balls, could it be win, could it be win balls, could it be win?
Invite me, give me a hug, give me a hug.
Perky later, negative auto, TS, negative auto though.
W song, wait, wait, what, what?
There was a song.
Shazam.
Bazaar.
I skipped the song, I'm sorry.
Shazam, sorry.
All right, bro. To be determined with balls, lock in. Wait, what is this bracket rivalry thing?
Voss? Leak checks, whatever. Nevada? Stop playing with that dogwater. You know what, balls?
I'm going to be honest. Balls, we never want a tournament. Balls, I got to go into this one so well, bro.
Balls, I'm sorry, bro. We've never won a tournament.
Today's the day something's got to change.
Balls, I'm going to be honest, bro.
We've played 15 tournaments together. We haven't won.
El Ego. Yep, yep, yep.
Chat, we've never won, bro. I have to win.
Bro, it's not that Balls is ass.
It's just like we've never won
and we've played probably 15 tournaments together.
I'm not blaming it on Balls.
I'm not blaming it on Balls, but I got to win.
So like I got the win. I lose every time we play.
The way the rain came down the other day.
You are the problem. Yeah, I know. I'm the problem.
Pyramids, take a picture of one. Hey, I'm taking a round.
Tons of Rocket League devs got laid off, by the way.
It's cheesy. What do you mean?
I thought Fortnite was laying off people. What do you mean Rocket League is laying off people?
Is it an epic thing?
Change your team name to Team Top 32.
Go fuck yourself, dude!
Epic games.
Why is Epic laying off people?
Why?
Broke.
How is Epic Games broke?
Money, AI.
Is that like a tweet or something?
How is money tight at Epic Games?
What the fuck does that even mean?
Brother, they made the most played game in the last 10 years for like probably three
years straight.
Fortnite was the number one game in the world for probably three years, brother.
There's no way they're broke.
like 2018 to 2020, Fortnite was probably the most played game in the world. Literally. What
is this? Epic Games lays off over 1000 employees. Today we're laying off over 1000 Epic employees.
We're sorry here again the downturn in the Fortnite engagement that started in 2025 means
that we're significantly losing or significantly spending more than we're making. And we have
to make major cuts to keep the company funded. This layoff together with 500 million
of identified cost savings and contracting marketing,
and closing some open roles puts us in a more stable place.
Bro, what?
What if they spent money on just collabs?
But how have they made money on collabs too?
Bro, I think it's just,
I just think general interest for Battle Royale
is not the same as it was
like 2018. Bro, Jack, tell me if I'm wrong. Name one Battle Royale game that's doing better
than it was a couple of years ago. You can't name one. I can't name one Battle Royale game
that's doing, it's not even just a Fortnite thing, it's a Battle Royale thing. I think
people are just tired of Battle Royale stuff. Apex? Wait, Apex is doing better right now
than it was doing a couple of years ago. Cap! Bro, when Apex was in its prime, Apex was like a top game.
I don't even know what realm royale is, bro.
Bro, there's no way Apex is doing better than it was like a couple of years ago.
Really? Shit, maybe it is. But, bro, I mean, the thing about Fortnite is, like, in its prime,
Fortnite was probably the best game ever. But I think, like, constantly changing everything
all the time is, like, bad, bro. I think keeping a game, keeping a game good for a long
time is a result of updating the game frequently, but also you have to keep in mind you don't
want the game to lose its core feeling.
Like I feel like Fortnite updated their game so much to where the game kind of lost its
core feeling.
You know what I'm saying?
Like you have to keep a game updated, but you can't update it so much to where it
doesn't even feel the same anymore.
I remember when they would do like new guns, new movement, new this, new that, new that,
like every week they were always changing the loophole, they were always changing the map,
they were always changing the movement and it's like the game just didn't even feel recognizable
and that's why when they did OG for tonight obviously that exploded for like a couple
of months.
But at the end of the day, you can't expect that to like stay, you know what I mean?
Jerkmate is doing really well right now. Hey, Bog, thanks for letting me know, bro. No one asked!
Yeah, bro, you have to, bro, to keep a game good in the gaming industry.
You have to update the game frequently, but you can't update it so much to where
It doesn't even... it loses its core feeling a bit.
Hi guys, Bobby.
I have mine, what's up, bro?
I am a superstar, I give a top.
We need you...
to put them on each other,
to set fire on the bridge.
It's gonna get bad, Jim C.
All of you...
to save our...
What the fuck am I gonna do, bro?
What am I gonna do?
Yeah this car has been non-stop jumping for two minutes how are you this board?
Bro hi guys, Rocket League is fine bro, but you don't need to buy Rocket League, bro.
Bro, bro, Rocket League is fine, bro.
Fast.
But I thought it was Fortnite Dev Stackout later on.
Hi, bud. I can't buy a game, bro. I'm not chat-fucking-
What a lie, he? I can't buy a game.
Who do you think you are?
Do you realize how expensive a game is, bro?
Well, lucky I can't buy a game.
How much would it be to buy Rockin' with like a hundred million dollars? Two hundred million dollars?
What about a lose the tournament? Let me lock in!
Bah! Monthly payment plan on a game!
Yo, this guy's not skipping his goals, but we already found the first shot of the day.
Why would you not skip your goal?
Never told him to win right now
Oh, yeah, yeah
Now that is a good start
Yo message for everybody in the lobby. Can we skip our both celebrations or are we all just sick in the head?
I'm not carried bro shut up
And I was carrying when I do this.
What? There's no way he's that guy!
Skip your goal, you narcissistic fuck!
I
Have a swing
Get your ball
Get your ball
Jesus Christ teammate, you better not do anything!
How do you dribble pat like I'm sorry but I can't do this.
It's so un-immersive when my teammate rides past the ball.
Are you actually brawned?
He drove past the ball, and it's one foot in the air!
I haven't missed the ball in like...
When the ball is on the grass, I haven't missed it in five months.
Why does every teammate I have missed?
It's on the grass! Hit the fucking ball!
BAAAAAAAACK!
Yo, Kody, honestly, just leave.
Because if you leave, I have the best chance of winning.
Because if you're not in the game, I can't assume that you're going to hit the ball.
So I'll just hit every ball.
Because right now I'm assuming that you're gonna hit the ball, so I'm changing my positioning.
But you're so fucking bad, that you can't hit the fucking ball!
So just leave!
That was actually a good play like him.
That was actually a great play like him.
Great play like him.
Look bro, I just want to win a tournament man.
I'm so done.
I'm so done with this.
The ball is skating like that class and he misses it.
Ow!
We got AFK.
I got a FK.
Just dodge my demo.
Got a score, bro. Got a score.
Don't die.
Why open that?
Why open that?
Why open that?
Why open that?
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go!
I pray to god you lose.
What level of cheating is that? To literally pray that I lose.
Why are you going for that go bring flat
Ah!
Please, Dad, please, Dad. Please, Dad.
Please, one more shot.
I don't want to oversmid, I don't want to oversmid, I'm so glad I did him.
I'm so glad I did him.
Open shot, open shot!
He missed!
Tell me what the fuck!
Tell me what the fuck!
I miss the ball, it's game.
It's just game because he misses and I'm just gonna assume he's gonna hit it so I'm
out of position.
How do you miss?
I'm out of position because I assume he's gonna hit it.
I assume he's- Please break that fucking camera.
I'm out like- I'm out like every time.
How are you so bad at video games just tap a twice in front flip?
What the fuck?
I'm under the ball because I assumed he was gonna hit it. I
Missed yeah, I'll talk slowly so I'll be clear English I
Assumed my teammate would hit the ball
So I was out of position the ball was over top of me and I was sideways to the ball
Is there a match replay on this?
Can I get a match replay?
I just want to get a match replay.
I just want to get a match replay.
Where's match replay?
This is every tournament.
I swear to God this is every tournament.
Here, this is every tournament.
Add excuse.
Here, let's just watch match replay.
Let's turn on our thinking caps and let's watch match replay.
Let's watch match replay.
How do you go to match replay?
How?
How?
How?
Club, profile, stats, career, watch, career, matches three.
Oh, here we go.
What, what, what?
Match?
Oh, here we go.
L-T-M-A.
No!
Tell me if this is my fault, let's be honest.
Goods! If you can't hit the ball, we can't man. Here you are.
where is it at? second goal?
of
Is he trying to hit the wall?
What's he trying to hit?
This is who's on my team?
Is this like an AI?
Is he trying?
What's he trying to hit?
Oh, I think.
I mean, Chad, if you think this is on me,
you're just in bronze, I'm sorry.
I went to go get the back boost
because I know my teammates in net.
I went to go take a boost.
That's like such a standard play.
What do you want me to do?
Slowly drive to the center of the net
while my teammates in the net.
That's literally what a bronze would be.
So he like flipped out the wall, but that was even the worst one, that was even the worst one.
This was the worst one.
Like, you see what I'm saying? Like, what is this?
You see what I'm saying? Every second is gold of this.
Like, like, like, like, what is this?
Okay low key that's not really his fault, I'm not gonna lie.
Cause he doesn't really have an angle on that.
What else do I matter? We tied the game, we tied the game!
So we're tied again.
Tied again, tied again!
Here we go.
I don't know. What is this slop? Yeah, I don't know. I'm not kidding. Mathematically, I think this is a mathematical equation.
I think this guy missed the ball more times than he hit it.
Nice. Good shit.
Alright. Game over right here.
It's right here.
Now this is where we lose the game I think.
So I see my teammate heading for the ball.
I go to the left.
Okay, that's kind of on me.
I mean like to be fair like if we're being unbiased and logical it's on him but like
that's not the conversation we're ready for because like all he has to do is like yeah
it's on me but I'm also awkward I'm like under the ball because I thought my team
was gonna hit the ball. So he jumps over the ball. All he had to do, he tried to predict.
Yeah, he shouldn't be trying to predict. And like, yeah, it's funny because I'm the
guy that gets scored on but like I'm assuming he's going to hit the ball
because I'm assuming he's not an infant but he's flying trying to predict the guy
all he has to do is front flip that's it all he has to do is front flip that's
it and like I know it's funny to just just harass me but all he has to do is
front flip and this is just never a goal scoring opportunity and like look
at how awkward I am so like I'm underneath the ball backwards like
I'm not good enough to get a save out of this. I'm underneath the ball backwards in a 2v1
All he had to do was front flip. That's it. That's all he had to do
Boom you tap
Tap a tap a that's it
But instead he jumps over the ball. So like I'm so logical
So like it is just thought but it's funny to say it's my fault
I guess I'm like under the ball backwards because I'm assuming my toddler infant baby
Teenage in front living at the ball, but he's trying to like predict it in there. Just flip
Like yeah chat I probably could have gotten a backward save maybe or he could have just front-flip
And that's the whole world gone crazy
Guys if I did this you guys would be ripping me a new asshole
He's, he's, he's flying over the ball for dry steaks!
He's a leech, so wait.
The guy that's leaving his teammate in a 2v1.
It's not his fault.
Show my POV, let's show mine.
Let's show mine.
Yeah, right here, it's go.
Right there, it's go.
Right there, it's go.
Like, like, like, like, what am I supposed to do?
Right here, I'm like, okay, I'm fucked.
I'm backwards and I'm under the ball.
Even if I aerial, I'm just gonna own goal.
And then I assume games over right here, so this guy misses.
Like bro, all I'm saying is, could I have stopped like,
let's just be logical human beings, right?
Cause that's fun to be logical.
I could have saved this,
but I should have never even been in this scenario
to begin with.
Period.
Like, my teammate flew over the ball.
I should have never even been in this scenario
to begin with.
Like, yeah, I could have saved that for sure, but like, this is not a good scenario to be
in!
Let's not act like this is a good scenario to be in!
Like, this isn't a good scenario to be in, period.
All we have to do is hit the ball.
That's it.
That's it.
Let's not act like, oh, this is some walk in the park stage.
I'm backwards under the ball
In a 2v1, which also this should be an absolute screamer
This guy should have buried that I thought the game was over right there
So yeah, like if here's the thing if I was to reverse roles with my teammate there
He went to keep her and I went to the ball. He's just never gonna have to save it because I'm just gonna front flip
And just jam up the ball on the line
I'm not gonna try to pre-fly over him like a fucking toddler just flip into the ball
Dude, that's it. That's it. And boom logical done period end of story
I'm getting up CS which I check my CS or Val
CS or Val?
Pogit
CS or Val CS or Val
That was so fucking rage-inducing. Oh my god. Oh my god. Just flip into the ball, man.
Jacks! Yes or Val? Pold it! Pold it! POLD IT! VAL! VAL! VALT! VALT! VALT for the kittins.
Jacks, yes or val? Guys, remember I'm banned on cases. Guys, remember I'm banned on cases.
Oh, also get back on rock the league for the tournament at eight. Ryan. I might bro. I'll see how I'm feeling bro
That was really exciting man. I'm not even gonna lie to you
I'm not even gonna lie to you bro
Do a repole wait, why would repole did you vote for the wrong thing?
Go on e-pow on Valorant. No
I'm trying to lock in bro. I'm trying to get good
We got a battle in tournament coming up, bro.
I do got to warm up.
Chad, vote, vote.
Let's lock him.
Bro, am I about to unlock rank today?
I got to be close to rank now.
Chad, I got to be close to rank now.
of me. Rocket League is just not your game. Yeah, bro. I mean, I've never claimed to be
good at Rocket League. I'm flat. But when my teammate misses the ball, it's pretty frustrating.
You know what I mean? Like, when my teammate misses the ball, and then I'm getting blamed
when I'm in the most awkward position ever, it's pretty annoying. But yeah, I'm not
I'm not. I'll be the first guy to say that. My teammates aren't any fucking better, though!
My teammates aren't any fucking better, period! They're not. They suck dick.
Like I might suck at the game, but my teammates fucking suck!
Because I'm never missing the ball there wait drive ranked. Oh my god. I'm level 10. He's that ranked
What is it level 20?
Yeah, what is it? What is it level 20? Oh
My god, it's level 20. All right. Let's fucking grind today, bro. Let's go
Oh! Swiftplay. Maybe there's some kittens in here.
Wait, are I lost competitive? We what?
Are I lost competitive?
Should I play Copper Swiftplay?
Should I play Copper Swiftplay?
Should I play comp or swift play?
Wait, no, ineligible, what?
Yo, what is the difference between comp and premiere?
What is the difference?
Why did it even let me queue?
Premier is teams only?
Voss? I'm gonna go tank up.
Bro, if somebody takes my jet, I'm gonna fucking lose it!
Match found.
Please, nobody take chat, nobody take chat.
Nobody take chat, yes!
Hey teammates, if anybody needs a, um, bandit just let me know.
Why do I already have Gekko muted from a previous game?
Lord have mercy, we got stream sniped.
Lord have mercy, we got stream sniped.
Oh my god.
My voice cracked, but it did.
My voice cracked.
Yo, Gecko!
Oh, he's already... he's like a smooth serenade.
Oh, he's calm down.
If any of you ladies need a vandal to slim it up.
Got it.
0 for 2.
Bro finally going through puberty.
Mood up bro, what does Mood up wanna do bro?
What does Mood up wanna do bro?
I
Moodo wants to eat it
Spike down be my god, I have case I have case I have case
I've got a move my keyboard.
I was reading chat, I was reading chat, I swear to God.
Somebody help me, somebody help me.
Jets on me, love.
I got body shock.
I got body shock.
I got body shock.
Ten seconds left.
She doesn't have them.
Reloading.
Nice.
Reloading.
Yo, Sage, did you have a kill, Sage? Or not?
Sage?
Bawr-ah!
I'm sorry, Sage. She didn't mean it.
Bro, what's the point of playing Sage if you're not gonna kill anybody?
She did.
So, she stared at me on 9 HP and then watched me get body shot.
Bawr-ah!
She didn't buy it? She didn't buy it, yes?
I don't understand the representation of this game!
I said I'm mad!
I said I'm mad!
Long grenade out.
She's pocket-saging the gecko?
Opponent's killed.
Enemy spotted A.
Spike down A.
Last player standing.
One enemy remaining.
Down and out.
Launching smoke.
What is Sage's DPI?
What is Sage's DPI?
You are...
I can't tell if her DPI is 900 million or zero.
I can't tell.
She plays just like you, Barbara!
Defense is a good offense.
Riot buddy?
Yo, can you guys hear me or not?
Yeah.
Yo, what's up, Brimstone?
What's up, bro?
Not much, man.
Waiting for my brownies to be done.
What type of brownies? We brownies? We brownies?
No, I'm not a degenerate.
Guys.
Get out, move!
Fuck!
My fucking shot!
What is that door? It's like an elevator!
What do you want?
Why didn't I shoot? Wait, was she not looking?
Was she not looking?
Target destroyed.
I'm gonna kill you.
Oh, that's gonna kill you.
Blah-blah.
Hey, team, that's out of me. That's out of me.
That's on me?
That's on me? Get it out!
Round before the switch
I'll show you how to play the game where you want to see out of play the game
It's always on you ha ha back watch this clip watch this fucking clip. Why don't we?
Watch that clip, then! Watch that clip! Watch that fucking clip! Watch that clip!
Come on. That's how you break jacked!
Launching smoke!
The last two were next to each other.
What gun is this?
Is this an AWP?
Yeah.
Is this an AWP?
Your chat, there's no such thing as bot lobbies in Vatteran.
Every time I get killed you guys say bot lobbies.
Like stop.
Enemy spot is C. The thing is I just want to find my routes on every map and dude that's
I'm going to pack people up with them.
Dead ass.
One enemy remaining.
Wait is this a bot lobby?
No wait are there box in this game?
Switching sides are you absolutely positive? I don't know again brother. I think there's box in this game
I feel like you're specifically talking about a person no no no no no no no no no no no no
no I'm actually being serious I'm actually being serious
You're the only bot in here. Oh, I'm a bot. Watch this.
Fuck is that spider? What is that?
where's my gun? where's my gun?
one enemy remaining.
What the fuck do I have this shit?
Jet, watch out, Jets have aura!
Bro, this guy's the spawner, might be a bobby.
Enemy spotted, A!
I don't know why it says network error, my connection's fine.
James, you're my favorite fanboy.
I appreciate the kind words, bro, but I'm not a fanboy.
What are you saying?
I'm not a fanboy.
Gonna have bots in bow.
Bro, can we get to the bottom of this?
Because the chat's saying there are bots.
Are there not bots or what?
What's the dealio?
You're my favorite kitten.
I anticipate the last bit.
I'm going to charge his luck.
Lock inside.
Holy smokes.
Someone's there.
No charges left.
no charge is left
yeah he can throw a wingman out a little sooner
what am i doing that was inevitable that was inevitable that was inevitable that was
inevitable shoot the bad guys what am i doing
fuck
I'm baiting ass, guys!
I'm baiting? Watch this!
How many more times do I gotta show you?
Watch this first pick, they call me first pick, P.
Annali.
Here!
I- I didn't mean to- I- I didn't mean to-
I
Didn't mean to click that I didn't mean to click that I got a move my
We're gonna lose this game are we nice
I
Swear to God, I'm not bad at this game. I just want to knock around
They're standing
Right down. Yeah, that's right. I'm remaining
What do you mean?
I'm not bad at this game brown ready
team we got to get some comms going if we're gonna win this guys wait nevermind I have my
I'll wipe him out really quick. I got you guys.
Kev is that aura?
me spotted
give me those back
you will not kill my ally
right there
I
Did say
What
We got rest I saw them go from two to three
She revived
We win please
Sage over vibes teammate, uh, who did she revive? Who did she revive? Who did she revive?
Ten and seven button
For the nine millionth time, this is
What the fuck is that?
What is that little thing?
Someone's there. What is that?
Nice! Yeah!
Yo, Jack!
Well, you guys are saying bot lobby.
Do you mean my opponents are bad?
Or do you mean my opponents are not real people
and they're AI generated?
Oh, that little guy's a-
It's a flash.
High-bass Galvan.
Yo, high-bass, what's up?
It's not a bot lobby you stupid motherfucker bro. There's no bots in Valorant buddy. I had average
Yeah
Bro these are real people what the fuck are you saying?
Are you dead or you dead?
I'm chewing Swiss play what am I supposed to do?
Haaahhhhhh!
Match found!
Haaahhh!
Go!
Let's go!
Yo team, how's everybody's having a beautiful amazing day?
is that Jinxie absolutely not holy shit is that Jinxie is that Jinxie on my team is that Jinxie on my team
oh yeah if you're the real Jinxie I got Jinxie on my team I got Jinxie on my team
what are y'all's ranks well if you're what are y'all's ranks bro
bro if you're the real jinxie what did pd5 say on the bridge i need you to say
oh my god what is this lobby bro when was prime junko guys when was prime junko
guy what are your ranks bro what are your guys fucking ranks there's a level 439 sage on the other
All right, GG. We lost. GG instantly, instantly.
Finally, back out into the field!
Yo, guys, what do you guys want?
Oh, there's so many toys I want to try out.
My peak rank was 5-3-9.
Yo, what's up, bro?
What's up?
Are you streaming right?
Are you streaming right now, dawg?
Are you streaming right now?
Hold on.
I have to be lying.
Hold on.
I just want to be lying.
You guys want to push A?
You guys want to push A?
Wait, wait, wait.
Why not?
Wait, is this actually you?
This is him!
This is him!
I saw him stream!
This is him!
I
See see hidden a
JTM boy action shit like it spotted a
Oh my oh my god
I
Mean what's happening
you can see but I can't see rain is actually broken shoot the eye oh I was
thinking about that
Which what levels are y'all on that?
Well, what repeat up what levels are y'all on that?
Like I'm level 87
Throwing net!
Hey, is 10th coaching you right now?
She didn't carry by 10th.
Let me know what to do!
Let me know what to do!
Yo, run safe, run safe.
Gc, I'm like, I actually, I'm actually reshaping.
Let's go!
I'll anchor to see the enemy.
There.
I'm done.
Enemy A.
No surprises.
They're scared.
No surprises.
I got one.
Sorry.
I am at the, uh, main...
Bye.
Reloading.
Stage flag, stage flag, stage flag.
voice mods by who? who? who voice mods me?
last player standing 30 seconds
who voice mod me?
that was cute what do you mean I'm not playing cute I'm playing to win
your neon oh wait hold on neon voice mod me?
your neon who talk real quick neon?
what's up yeah my chat said you guys you guys got any strategies that you
think will work against these guys yes yes if we go a guys don't push until
30 seconds into the round and then be slow-pushed, meaning everyone is shet-pushed.
JC, it will be an honor if I can get you your vandals here.
Oh my god, oh my god, don't rush in, don't move in.
So you wanted to make no noise and then all rush in.
Okay, sit here.
Burners is a blind one.
What is that?
They know that we're here.
It's guys squad.
Into this little corner.
We're gonna make zero noise
70 makes in plank
Watch me there's two there
one enemy remaining nice nice nice nice nice nice guys nice guys nice guys
you guys stop saying voice mode every time he talks that shit is annoying guys if we
I'm literally going to uninstall this game 30 seconds left
Bro raise when you heard him close should have waited bro round in the half. Oh
No, oh
Oh no!
Oh no!
Yo, uh, I'm just gonna...
Yo, pushing A is horrible because we have to go through that tiny tunnel, bro. Let's go for something else.
Omen, can you smoke, uh...
Get...
Yeah, I got you, I got you.
Shadow strength!
Cover going out!
I
Spike down raises raises in that corner raises right there in front of this place
Is rain has just made out of metal why
So bro, what's up with that? Why is reina unkillable?
Hey look guys sometimes in life you win some and you lose some this is one of those
what we're just gonna do is it
uh this reina is literally bending me over and cream pying me every round
I don't even know what to to where to begin
was that like a coyote
Reina heals after every kill.
So let me get this straight.
She throws them.
No, no, no, no.
I got that.
Somebody beat me.
No one's hit.
No one's hit.
No one's hit.
What is this?
Can you go in here?
My A from Defenses is a lot easier to run.
What am I doing?
What is happening?
Something's in the air floating, barking at me.
What is that?
Can I have one normal death on this fucking game?
Sorry, he's doing same.
Fuck!
Why am I doing same?
Let me hit it.
What is that?
What is that?
It's not cortisol. It's not cortisol. It's not cortisol. It's not cortisol. My cortisol
is fine. There's a floating robot going pop pop pop pop. What is that? Does anyone know?
I've played 30 games. I've never even seen that. So just shoot every object. Got it.
every object is shooting got it got it got it
hey what's good what's good mori like mori like bliad you know what
mori
who's beyond who's beyond match found play on rated I just want to unlock right same
was CS bro I gotta be level 20 oh my god
oh I meant to pick Raina I meant to pick Raina I meant to pick Raina no Chad I
meant to pick Raina yo Dana Raina do you know all your abilities cuz I'm trying
I don't understand that character.
All right.
Anybody got a mic on this team?
Yo.
Yo, hello?
Hello.
What's up?
Yo, Reina, does Reina have a mic?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, Reina, can you explain all your abilities, bro?
I don't understand.
What is that character? She like throws some eyeball that smokes you but not her like what is that?
Her eye is like it's a blinded
Oh level 500 Reina. Oh, that's on our team. Oh my god. We won we won we won that's on our team
Kitten, there is a kitten there.
Wait, sorry, Reina, continue, continue, I cut you out.
Her eye blinds the enemies, so they can't see, but they can shoot it.
So they can shoot it.
What else does she do?
Because she does more shit than that.
I was getting mugged by her last game.
When she gets a kill, she can either heal with her Q ability, or she can click E to
dismiss it out.
That's broke. I'm sorry. That is broken. What else did you do anything else?
Raina
She's she starts throwing it back
What? Oh, what what?
She starts throwing it back. Raina starts throwing it. Are you mean twerking you push here? I'll heal you. That's her old
What the fuck was that?
What? Why did Neon just turn into crime to me again?
What was that?
Spike planted.
They're just flashing.
You got this.
Yo, where they at?
I don't know, but the Neon...
The second enemy remaining. Car player standing.
This is a shot!
Good try.
And speed.
This neon on the other team is, um, the fastest, like, how do I...
Which is this world hurt me?
What's happening, bro? What's happening?
And I will kill to defend it.
I
You guys got any
Bar here here J. Yo, let's push them. Let's push them
Right here right here right here right here. All right. They're here. They're here walking
more more more more more
one half of our enemy remaining
where's last, where's last?
reloading
Hello, hello!
Hello, what?
Shut up with that camera man shit, it's annoying as fuck!
Nice kill, Sage.
Thank you.
Shiesa.
Do you want the skin?
What is that?
Oh yeah, I appreciate that.
Now have your skin.
Thank you.
I'll buy you.
Request.
Request.
I'll pick you this time, I guess.
This is our home.
Keep them out.
Thank you.
Do you like the vernal skin?
I love it.
I wish I had it.
Yeah, I'm about to get finessed.
I'm getting finessed.
I'm not a different man
SHIT
Bro, I'm not a no-attack
I
Wrong site yo
Um, you didn't see anything
Is that a dragon? What the fuck is that?
last round before the switch
we cannot keep our boots up
spend all
weapon here
Thanks for the uh, bad old sage.
Wait, wait, you want my Vendor?
Wait, let's trade bro.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, try to trade.
Good boy.
Alright, alright, get me out of here.
I got it.
I'm shooting this bitch in the face!
Am I not shooting her?
That's right.
Windy deck.
Switching sides.
Nice.
Hey, man.
Where does this take you?
That's kind of cool.
Yeah, lock in, bro. You're triple negative.
Yo, hey, hey, hey, get out of my ear, bro. Please.
I don't know how to mean to do that.
Did he get an answer from steam? What do you think bro? What do you think?
You'll get better as you play yeah, I know, but I don't even know what I'm dying to most of the time bro
I didn't know what I'm dying to it's a carrier positive for me
from far.
What? There's ungodly steamstamps?
Nobody plays like that!
UN GOD!
THERE IS!
NO ONE DOES THAT!
That is why you're standing.
FOR PEOPLE IN A CORNER!
I'm about to get on CS, I'm out of control, but it won't be.
Matchpoint!
Outside of this gink, immortality doesn't have as many day-to-day benefits as you
you drink see how many likes to be in a stream
I get what I want 500,000 bro
Eating him
They're all sniping no chat, that's like they're all sniping
Bro, but that's the thing chat. They're all just sniping
They're all just sniping guys. They're all just sniping. They're all sniping
That's all it is. Everywhere I go there's four people. I mean, come on, let's wake up and smell the coffee.
The one round, there was four people riding in a corner. Like, what is that?
What do you mean, sure? Are you saying I'm lying?
Brother, the one round I took the zipline, there was four people in a corner.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
What have I said we had 800 dollars whoa why did you get $800 have us get our skin
cell bro $800 we are skin sold 100% our skin sold oh my god it's gone wow I have to equip
This now
I look you like how this knife looks better, but I have to quit this for aura
W profit it's not the profit bro. I'm in the fucking hole. I'm at the bottom of a sewer
No, no not that match
But that would be the hardest stream sniping I've ever seen in my life, literally.
That was a disgusting amount of stream sniping.
I'm not even getting it.
Four people in a corner.
Not bad kid, you're the lowest rank in the game.
Yo, hi guys, hey buddy, wait what?
No way Silver One's the lowest.
one's the lowest? Please do cases. Hey Chad, I'm banned from cases! I'm banned! I'm banned
as fuck, guys! I'm banned! You're unbanned. No, we're literally banned, Chad. We're
or literally ban, or literally ban.
Bro, yeah, the thing about Valorant is like,
I just don't fucking know what I'm dying to.
And I understand the more I play, the more I'll understand.
I just don't know what I'm dying to.
There's a frog jumping on me
and then nutting on my face.
There's a dragon or a hawk, I don't know what it is,
who flies in and spits on me.
There's a robot who spits on me.
What's happening?
What am I dying to?
I don't, it feels like siege.
It literally feels like my first five days on siege.
I'm not kidding, but somehow worse.
Like bro, it feels like a more fictional version of R6.
I'm not kidding.
Your ass, accept it.
Yo bro, anybody home?
Anybody, anybody home?
Anybody home?
Do you have a working brain in your head?
I know that I'm assed.
That's the whole point of what I'm saying, dumb fuck!
Where in the...
I'm about to fade.
Where in that sentence did I say I was good?
I never said I was good.
I said it comes with the more I play,
but at least on CS it's like, oh, I got shit off.
Oh, I got flashed.
Oh, I got smoked.
Oh, I got out positioned.
At least on CS it's like a core feeling.
On Valorant there's a bird flying through a window,
Nothing on my face. Like, I don't know what I'm dying to!
Shysa!
God, I need a better knife, man.
Chad, what is y'all's best knife? Type it now. Type it now.
I
Just one ball damage that's it one ball damage
I'm gonna beat him to combat
I almost got the chicken!
I almost got the chicken for a second!
What is all this mess tonight?
Carambit?
Butt plugs?
Butt plugs.
Ruby Katara?
What belongs?
Ruby Katara?
M9 Black Pro?
Say you swear to God!
You have an M9 Black Pro?
Yo, is that my guy?
Yo, team what's here?
Nothing much, how are you?
What's up?
So much Chad there on ZF.
It's such a Chad game.
I don't know.
I'm seeing it, I'm seeing it.
This is a Chad game!
This is such a fucking Chad game!
We're gonna win this mission, where?
Holy voicemark!
I'm in.
Ow, that hurt.
I hear an absolute buzz.
oh
Look there's no flying birds
On me I don't be too
I gotta clean that up I gotta clean that up I gotta clean that up I gotta clean that
come on come on chicken Joe come on chicken Joe come on chicken Joe
far to the recoil what do you mean far to the recoil
don't stand the pistol yes sir okay go chicken Joe you got this you got this
Let's check it out. Come on, chicken joe. Come on, chicken joe. Turn off, follow me quick.
Teak it off. Read it. I thought Squishy said to put it on. I'm confused. Are they not
just planting in the other side are they not just planting do you have any
stupid do you have to use her check it out no but I have gone down
wasn't it pretty obvious no way they actually took it from here all the way
to be
I don't have a truck in there yet, I don't have it in my kit.
Oh my god they're running out of cat.
Or banana.
Yeah, from your side, Joe, don't worry.
Those dualies are really inconsistent, man.
I don't know.
Wait, how do you do it?
How do you do it?
What are you doing?
Follow up.
You guys want me to turn this off? Are you sure? Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Chat, should I?
Should I? Should I?
If you want to get good
Okay, finally lock in bro. Yeah, lion I'm locked bro. I've never seen you lose this ever just ask
your chicken Joe um this guy's taking his sweet ass time
holy aura what the fuck this guy might be good at nice turn extra
That was actually almost insane.
My bad.
I've humbled it.
God that was almost insane.
That was actually almost disgusting.
Bro I want to get Premiere unlocked so bad.
Bro I keep getting apps, but I haven't branded anybody apps yet.
There's somebody loading.
I think they're like putting a bit a little bit.
I might get him off, I just can't get him on the run.
I might be a player.
I'm in, I'm gonna smoke it.
Nice.
Are they down banana?
They're down banana.
It's really flashed by.
teammate, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I just got Joe killed.
Bro, I was trying to trigger discipline.
Oh, wait, you got it.
I baited him on accident.
I know.
Bro, I was trying to trigger discipline
win and one tap him and then swing the other guy
pass the viewer a taternate that's kind of on me trying to knock him out
I'm committing fucking
wait if you swing your knife do you travel at the same speed
yeah it's the same shit nice it just looks cool
bro CS players are chads bro
I always get voicemogged on this game.
I'm an idiot.
Bro, I feel like we keep letting them plan, no?
I feel like we keep letting them plan, no?
Bro, ho!
Bro, I don't want to blame these guys. I don't want to blame these guys, but it's like,
bro, if they're not at the one side, just head to the other one, no? Am I crazy?
We've let them plant three times in a row.
Use four three.
Let's move out.
Yeah, four three's not a bad shot.
two apps on me two apps on me
I have no clue where these fuckers are, I'm not gonna lie.
Well done.
There's an AK here.
I
Know that's
You said after that
Pretty good
Let's go, man.
That's a second game, 4.
Yeah, I couldn't find the 8k.
Play 4, 3, you're gonna like it.
Is that like, the C-dress?
Yo, let's do 4, 3, after this round, chat.
I'm so gonna try it, I'm so fucking down.
down
some really good pistols i think they're going to be yeah they're going to be help
there i'm coming
anything
yeah they have pistols they're just gonna run you down trying to hold for you
Okay.
You too, shut up, good fight.
In the corner?
In the corner, in the corner.
What?
In the corner?
Flash behind.
90% of pros use force rate.
I think that flash has saved you.
Oh my god this is way wider.
So I'm flashing myself.
Wait this feels good close range no?
I didn't see shit.
You alright?
No, I literally didn't see shit because you flashed.
It wouldn't let me put it since it's morning.
It wouldn't let me put it, it wouldn't let me put it since it's morning.
Wait, is my screen messed up?
Are you gonna play with the apps again?
No, my screen!
Hey noodles, I pulled back. I got up on the alley.
Oh no.
My screen is half gone. It's good for me though.
I feel unlocked on 4.3.
I
Have us call them your eyes. I think I have some screams gone
Oh, there's a
I'm gonna do something I'm gonna do some much
traffic filters is scaling your ratio this
I just want that this 1920x1080 buying, and then it should be fixed on for a minute.
Yeah, I don't know. I just go back and forth every fucking five seconds.
Holy aura, high-fives!
I just smoked this.
Here, apps, I think.
I
240 Hertz!
Holy flashbang!
Grab my can on this monitor!
My monitor is black!
Oh, that's good behind me.
Oh my god!
Where am I?
This whole time!
I could have been on 240 Hertz!
bro this entire time I was on half the hearts
I'm actually brain death I'm was intimately brain death
I'm just gonna say, bro, I don't know, we let them plant too much, bro.
Yeah, save that up.
Yeah, I just, they just lost all their money for the room, okay.
We'll take it.
Can I get a buy by any chance if you're gonna use that up?
Yeah, what you need?
Uh, anyone else?
Good to go, thanks.
Move it, move it!
Thank you.
Thanks.
I'm flashing for you.
He's going for his back.
Let's get the shit out of me.
CT.
Or G, sorry.
1280 by 960. Wait no, I thought we were doing this one.
You guys said it was this one.
Okay, so on the ground that means I didn't see it. So now they're real.
Oh, I gotta grab the AK. What am I doing? I'm so bad at getting it.
It's not gonna actually assault them, eh?
It seems that it doesn't happen!
So this is the rest?
Well, I gotta remember to take the AK chat, I'm so fucking stupid.
Um... bridge...
Who just shot me?
Who just shot me in the back?!
WAS THAT MY TEAMMAT?!
it's got your shit blown back
ahhh ahhh ahhh I flipped around because I felt blood spotted behind me and there was two teammates
who shot me?
like what?
gunfire
nice one got you
yep right there
both apps I think both apps
what happened?
1280 by 960 res
What are you guys saying, bro?
You guys just said 4-3, can we ban that?
Why are you guys saying that?
What does that mean?
It's the same rat.
What?
Alright, bro, why do we let them plan every round?
I can't watch this.
We're right here every time. Every time we're right here!
One's probably gonna be church, and then one backside probably.
Flank?
Yo.
4-3 aspect ratio. Yeah, I understand, but what is 1920 by what is that? What is that?
I think the bomb killed him before I killed him.
12, 85, 9, 60, this?
Yeah, but now my- it looks like shit now. It looks like shit.
Yes, please. Thank you.
Come on, come on, chill, chill.
Oh, I-
Appreciate it.
No problem.
oh shit my bad I didn't I didn't see you check so do this do this
my screen's black my screen's black
you this looks like shit bro what why bad everybody bad everybody what is that
I'm like in a TV
I got him by the bottom of it, purple watch out, here right here, he's right around that
corner purple, bomb, nice, oh fuck, flash by, they're both right there in front, they're
it's what pros use it looks weird no it looks weird it's gonna say yeah
good night hi guys what up whatever we do do not let this guy plant I got it
don't wear we've let them plant nine times yeah oh you just added on me
You could have just played closer. Listen to the difference.
Oh, you have bomb. He's coming. He's coming.
Oh, no. We're gonna lose again.
PUSH!
PUSH!
We came around the corner with this knife out.
Try one round, brother. It looks like puke.
It looks like vomit.
1280 by 960 and then 240 Hertz.
You guys saying this would... Don't use this.
Don't use this.
Let's move up.
Bro.
I'm ready to...
Guys.
Also, the way...
One out.
Guys, I can't explain this, but look at how my screen looks.
You guys see how your screen looks?
You guys see how your screen looks? Look at how mine looks.
That hurt.
WHERE ARE THEIR BLACK BARS?
Mine looks like it's in yours.
I haven't been having any interest in doing this.
They're down there in noodles.
Where was it?
Do you know where he is?
Yeah, he's on D. He's pushing.
He just crashed grab on he might be wrapping through mid though
He's back say back say
Why are there- I'm gonna have an aegis I'm doing this!
Why are there black moths?
I flashed a shit out of you.
What's up, man?
I take more responsibility for that one.
You want your op- uh, triple?
Yup.
Okay, also your camera's broken.
So, that's a-
God!
I'm all tapping my screen's black again.
AHHHHH!
Like, what is this?!
Yo, guys, guys, guys, guys,
fuck all of that resolution!
I'm ass!
It isn't- I'm not-
I'm not dark!
I know.
Yo, get off the phone!
I just made spamming this bitch.
Yup.
AFK another round doing this bullshit.
Oh my god!
Yay! Missed another buy.
Abs and... Alley.
Whaaat? How do I get to the headshot now?
He's not dead.
I'm sorry, yes.
It's a decoy, it's a decoy, it's a decoy.
It's a decoy, it's a fucking decoy.
It's a fucking decoy, I swear.
Nice job.
Yo, I think they're going to B, they grab bomb.
Yeah, I'm gonna rotate over.
Yeah, they're just on it.
Are you guys flanking?
They smoked off in CT.
One's probably back side for sure.
I'll clear church.
I just wanna be on attack.
I missed five by-faces.
Alright, we got T-Side right here.
Yeah, buddy.
Yeah, we got T-Side.
I'm going to fucking shut on these people.
Alright, we're locked in.
Alright, we win this.
We win this.
What happened to Val?
I died to a flying dragon, a jumping frog, and a 19 smoke grenades.
So I got a CS.
And that's nice.
I'm wide-swinging it.
One's on B.
Yes, D, go turn him down.
One drop up.
Oh my god!
Oh, that's like a pain.
How long does it take for the music to get in there, Sam?
Ten seconds.
It's basically like impossible to get off unless you like touch it right away.
Noted.
That's why a lot of people just jiggle bait everything.
I mean, I'm not a fan of the music.
I'm not a fan of the music.
I'm not a fan of the music.
I'm not a fan of the music.
I'm not a fan of the music.
I'm not a fan of the music.
I think that's why a lot of people just jiggle bait everything
I could have just played time though
Oh, one crossed apps, two crossed apps
I'm just trying to walk on them. Nice.
Should I take up space or not?
I think you should be rotating. You have sight probably.
I think the plan is pretty cool.
I got that side, something close to my back.
Let's go, baby.
You're in the open, by the way.
Hey, mods, ban out the backseat gaming!
SERIOUSLY!
So chat, in CS you have ranks for individual maps? That's crazy.
How do I get smoked, Jax?
Sorry.
I'm pre-firing and he swings into it because you're literally brain-dead.
I'm pre-firing and he swings into it and then doesn't die.
Where do my bullets go in this game? I don't know.
Did my bullets just fly?
NA smoke.
What is Donk's line? What is that?
aiming at the guy next time?
We can't have them.
What is this guy's mess?
Oh my god!
Blender bomba.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Sing in the front-end site
YES!
Grab that, grab that, grab that, they did
Shiesa
He has no time
Kids are assed, let's just run up mid
CASES! I'M BANNED!
Mid-tech
I'll flash just look down
I'm the flesh left. Oh my god
You can park forward.
How does that one shot mean?
W-pissed, Jem.
He's lit, like, lower.
It's not a piss, Jem, bro.
It's a fucking goal, Jem.
And this is how you use it.
I'm gonna know he's in a corner, but like...
No way, Joe.
I'll suck your dick if you win this.
Joe, I need this.
Please, Joe, I need this.
This is to be...
Alright, we locked in here to win this.
Do the Rocket League turn, April.
What's the point?
use every fucking time
if you guys want me to try it i will
but we're just gonna lose
i'm like 0 for 30 on tournaments bro
0 for 30
i could try it if you guys want me to
the second chance for him
I
Think it's gonna be a shotgun close. I'm gonna shit on them
Guys guys listen, I'm gonna solo play distract them
We all die I just said stay alive
I got you. I got you. Just watch my back, okay? Alright? Yep. He's come behind me.
behind me nice execution gentlemen
whether it's like a nuke
eight second banana
why look you run apps chat I'm not gonna lie run apps
It's huge!
Crouch walking with a shotgun.
I mean, crouch walking with a shotgun. Jesus Christ.
Clashing you guys out.
Oh, he is up there. I'm an idiot.
Chats, should we try the Rocket League Tournament?
Yes or no?
I think we're gonna lose. I'm like, hold for 30, man!
I'm like, hold for 30, guys! Like, I can't win!
I see we hit something hard.
Alright.
Bro, let's leave.
Let's leave. Five-man apps. Five-man apps. Let's go.
You think so?
I know so. There's one guy with a shotgun, that's it.
No, it's an arty.
I can't kill us all, right?
Are we jumping off or going to the right?
Back, back, back. Go, go, go, go, go. Don't be able to go back.
No, I'm right behind you.
Oh, holy shit.
Turn right, turn right.
One more, one more.
Wait, why is my single-pack thing single-pack?
Wait, wait, wait. Is the taxi supposed to be single-pack?
What's happening?
Why is the taxi single-pack?
That's the fucking night by the Eagles or some shit try to hit some heads
Just play slow
I got the bow, so left, you know, swing right.
Nice go.
He's gonna be up on that jump up.
There's no way he just...
I mean, I hit him!
I hit him!
I mean, I hit him! I hit him!
How did we die? How did two more people die to him?
Get on her tail!
I'm sorry.
Oh, what?!
I
Me ho give up
I'm not even playing bad. I don't I don't I don't play bad in these lobbies, bro. I like hold my way
All right, it's doing died here fellas
another probably
Yo, I hear him back spawn I think it's called graveyard I think it's called regular
I just heard his move I just heard a move noodles watch out noodles watch out
Is did you just hear one that was
Oh my god
brante, brante, brante
brante rebomba
brante rebomba
I must have had a glitch because I'm on the tip
oh it's called pit, oh my bad
yeah, yeah, that's it, same shit
but I got sniped by somebody else, I don't know
this guy's up?
yeah, the last guy's up
so just stack up
just swing at the same time bro, he can't kill all of your ones
he can only kill you if you all individually peek him
it's probably gonna save too
I'm just saying this corner, just sit back down there.
Noodles, noodles, noodles, noodles, noodles.
It's an AWP! It's a AWP!
The corner's pretty good, pretty good.
Yeah.
Oh god.
I'm so curious.
I
Want the all
I'm gonna get an XM4 and just run chin abs. You want the all we a
Yeah, you can sell that dark drop the drop the out for purple
I need the up
It was the fastest transition ever.
Holy fuck, I spent a minute getting it up and just get out.
Because the thing about CS is, it's all about timing.
Like, if you're late to a spot,
he's just holding me and I have to walk into a skill.
It's all just about timing.
That's all it is, bro.
It's all just about timing.
It's all just timing, bro.
It's just fucking timing.
It's not over yet, bro.
There's no way my team's catching.
Let me see.
Yeah, they're on a 2v5, it's over.
It's over bro.
Alright bro, second chance 30.
I swear to god if we lose this!
Wait my team's actually dead.
I'm not kidding.
Ryan, invite me, balls invite me!
Okay, now we're all safe from the heroes we know I'm here for.
You might call us, I'm not even kidding.
See my cloths about anything. There's no way right?
Here. It's right there. Amen. Amen. Amen.
Oh my god, all right Ryan and balls if we lose this I'm never playing again
If we lose this, I'm just quitting attorneys, man.
This is the last you rock.
Please for the love of God, we gotta win this, man.
Yo.
Yo.
This is our last chance, bro.
Hey, this is our last chance at the Trio.
Last chance, bro.
We have lost too many darn times.
The last time we made it to finals, okay?
We made it to game three of finals.
So you got to, like, believe in us as a team.
And we're going to win.
We're going to win.
So you got to like believe in us as a team if you don't believe in us
We're not even like we're not even getting to finals. Okay, I believe in y'all. I believe
I'm just tired of fucking losing bro. I'm tired of losing all right. Yeah, it's like you can't it's like you can't say like
Like this is the last game's issue. We were one go away from winning that turn
We were one hell of a ball. Yeah, we were one goal. Yeah, that's that's true
We lost by like one goal
Yeah like see if you care about us, you don't know, you might like make finals and meet a million or again
I'm gonna go take off, I'm gonna go take off
We need to win this Tony!
I'll be there, okay?
Yep, yep
You were shot, he lost the last tournament because he didn't invite me
I've got the Marco Royce shooting.
Those are you good. I'm the best player in the stack.
Playdown on that. I would play music if I was live on YouTube.
I can't run afoul, so I'm going to the available pool.
who's so jengsy's turn? him? or is he not live on youtube?
oh shit he is not live on youtube
i control this motherfucker badly
balls no one understands you
Please notice me, balls do you eat hadis mit, nup.
Balls, fuck you.
How are you balls?
Good.
Where's this fat fuck at?
Balls do you listen to E-S-S-D good, nup.
Is balls a scouser?
No.
I came to an epiphany when I was jerking off.
Listen.
What?
Can y'all hear me? I came to an epiphany when I was jerking off
Here's the reason why we lose
We get in these positions
Yo balls, what am I hearing?
What am I hearing what am I hearing some of someone said that you're not live on YouTube
So I went to check so I could see if I can like play through shit down the mic
So that's it, that was like one of those.
Boss!
What's up?
Why do you think we lose?
Boss, why do you think we lose?
Last time we played, we were all first round to like, just shitty match,
we played a three times diamond tournament winner.
That says everything.
Mute that stream!
Yo, this stream's not even fucking loud, your stream's on 30% volume, mate.
What do I hear? What do I hear? What do I hear?
It's my phone.
So then, mute your phone. What do you want me to say, bro? Whatever the background noise is.
Balls!
Why do you think we lose?
Because we get, like, shitty match-mooting.
The first, like, last week, we made a big balance in the semifinal.
No! I'm fine! Oh my gosh! I'm gonna kill myself!
Mute the stream!
It dies your brain, mate!
It's your brain acting!
MUTED ME!
And you see it, right? And you see it.
Is the stream muted?
It's on 3% volume.
3% I look at if you...
Okay. So now here's the thing.
Why do you think we lose, boss?
Because the boss is making a shit.
Last week in the city, Chance,
we had good nights meeting.
That's happening.
That's your problem.
It's that shitty fucking mindset
mindset of blaming the fucking matchmaking bro fuck the fucking matchmaking it's
mentality bro all it is mentality if we play perfect and everyone does their job
as a team and we communicate and we do our rotations we will play in every
time bro that's what it is it's mentality it's mindset bro bro if we
play like we did last time we're winning like last time like the last time we
play we like we almost played flawless that is yep no but I'm thinking about it
see when you know yeah and see when you lost that first like you told me
don't know that was a blessing in disguise because you're the highest rate
you play on this element so that like give us easier clothes when you have a
losing mindset you lose games bro that's what happens when you lose bro
that's what happens so you have to have a weaning fucking mindset and that's how
you win we don't blame the matchmaking we don't blame the smurfs we call out our
rotations we do what we can control we don't complain about what we can't
control complaining about we can't control is what cowards do bro let's
complain about what we can control all right boom we rotate boom one guy back
boom two guys go out of time boom I'm far post boom you whip it across the
for the past boom I'm aerial in front of this boom I'm gonna play defense boom I'm
not gonna miss the ball it's a team fucking effort and that's how you win
you don't cry like a baby I mean we understand that bro I don't think we
cried the last time we played yeah I mean like we don't play me show but I do
not just go in like a 10 minute round like a teammate in a replay the most
most important thing is rotating.
I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it.
I didn't play much in it.
That's the most important thing, like, out of everything.
If we don't rotate well, we're not making it faster than this one.
And, bam!
That's exactly what I'm saying.
We rotate proper, we defend proper, and we play proper.
Balls, ready up.
all out exactly what you're doing don't fuck off
all out what you're doing and why you're doing it why think about it why am I
doing this there's got to be a reason that it's won't pass them
that is no fucking mind set he missed what's up okay
I'm going to go back for a boost.
I'm going to go back for a boost.
You hit it.
Nice.
You got it.
I didn't see you.
I didn't see you.
I got it off.
I need to get a boost.
Shit.
I'm going to go back.
So that's it in life.
No, no, no.
What happened?
Yeah, we need to see what went wrong here.
I have to get a boost like that.
I have to get a boost like that.
And an accidental pinch. They got an accidental pinch.
Don't worry, don't worry.
It was just a little sick touch.
If we're gonna hit it, we gotta hit it.
Okay, boss, boss, I'll go for the rebound.
Nope.
Oh, shit.
I need a boost.
I'm behind, I'm behind.
I'm gonna hit the back post.
That's me, that's me.
Nice, Ryan!
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about Ryan let's go guys
I'm taking over, I'm taking over, boss.
Nice boss, like almost a third wall.
I'm up, I'm up, he's taking it.
Bro, this guy is like standing AFK, with me, like in all of the...
Leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him.
Yeah, he's gonna find one, he drinks the clear, man.
No, he's not even turning up, fuck.
SHINE DUST!
Bro, I did a musty, I think.
No, I didn't.
He's gonna, he's gonna wait.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, wait
He's turning around to me, he's turning around to me, he's turning around to me
He's so weird
I don't know what that's
Oh shit, that's not good
Bro, he's distant, so annoying
Yeah, hurry up, oh, I'm on my way
I'm on my way
Oh, I'm on my way
Sorry, boss, sorry, boss
It's okay, it's okay
No way
Bro, this thing, bro
This thing, bro
Fuck you, that thing, bro
That's off target
I don't think these guys are the best, but like they're definitely a bit strange.
Nice, nice.
Over the middle, right, over the middle.
Ah, I don't think so.
That was on me.
I've got one.
Yep, that was the two, nice.
Nice one, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap.
I've got it.
You guys got it?
You got that?
Yes!
That's good teamwork, boss!
That's good teamwork!
That's good teamwork!
Nice!
Bumble Bumble!
Bumble!
I go first.
Brian, I'm gonna die for you.
Die, sir.
Shit.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Guys, what happened? No guys!
That's unacceptable!
I thought he was gonna hit that straight away.
I was right there.
So get them again.
They're in the box.
They just got a pinch.
That's the luckiest team ever.
Wow.
They just got a pinch.
I just wait.
How did I get that?
Hey, you can't.
It's, you can't.
You can't.
Wow
Hey, you can't you can't take that
I'm playing so bad, bro. What am I doing?
Stay on the ball, stay on the ball.
Yep.
Oh my god, hold him, hold him, hold him.
What?
He's down.
Yes!
Oh shit!
Don't get up!
Don't get up!
I'm looking back.
I'm looking much like they fumbled.
They fumbled so hard.
I'm not going to be able to get up.
Oh brother, that's why you stay under it.
See what I mean?
That's why you stay under it.
When you're too extra back.
Yep.
I always benefit often mistakes.
Let's go.
Let's go.
You go around.
Actually, no.
Yeah, you even.
Oh, I'm just, I'm so ass.
I don't know what's going on
I'm alive
I was just stealing my boost
Yeah, yeah, yeah, after the scam run, I can go into training then, just like against Romy's boss
Yeah, yeah
I'm alive
Crack it up
Get it
Get back at Google
Back and get back
Nice!
I'm alive, it's good
Ooh, get back, get back.
Nice try, oh my god.
Nice, let's get him.
Alus, squeeze him.
Right, me and you, squeeze him.
Yep.
Yep.
Balls, I need you to come out, maybe.
Maybe, maybe, a little bit, maybe half, please, come out.
I got you.
You very careful about what.
Squeeze him, squeeze him.
Squeeze him, squeeze him.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want to see my helmet.
Say it all.
Balls, you're like, get too far up right now.
Yeah, well, I'll just give you a good attack if you pull up.
Nice, Balls.
One more.
Oh my god!
Parkus! Parkus! Parkus! Parkus! Parkus!
Keep it up.
Yeah!
That's fucking the guy!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Ryan, I love you!
I love you!
All right!
I'm not gonna lie, you carry this game.
All about me! All about me! All about me! All about me! All about me!
Yeah, bottom up.
Let's get back to it, boy.
They're going all out offense.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Game one.
So, I'm gonna back it.
Oh yeah, we got up.
Walk through.
No, no, no, you're good.
We got up.
Walk through.
So, I'm trying to back it up.
Shut up, all right?
I'll keep pressing.
You know what?
I'll take over.
I'll take over now.
All right, I'm back.
I'm back.
Go there.
Ryan, stay up.
Stay up.
I'm gonna back that.
No, I'm going.
OK, OK, OK.
Going up.
Going up.
Going up.
Go up, go up.
Stay next.
Stay next.
Stay next.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
shit bro look at this shit look look look you got demoed and I couldn't see
what happened I couldn't see what happened I didn't know if the ball got
bounced away or if it was still there
oh my god please god please god please god that's fucking bullshit I'm
I'm getting dead at most.
Yeah.
Good start, good kill.
Nice, helmet!
I got...
Oh, man.
Open the middle.
And if I figure out...
Get back, guys, please.
I'll play good.
Good things we're still.
Guys, get hit on it, please.
I got it, I got it.
Fallen, take over, take over, boss.
Yep, yep, yep.
Wait, I'll have to, yep.
Fallen, you got us?
Boy, defensive.
Really?
It's accurate.
Yeah.
Just like, yeah, I'm like, well, I'm sure it's...
Yeah, you stay, you stay behind right now.
Fuck the shots.
Yeah.
Wait, when does the overtime end?
That five minutes?
Yeah, I'm gonna let them know.
Spill it.
Don't worry about that.
Fuck that.
Got it, got it, got it.
Nice.
You can call.
Let's camera.
Ryan, I'm here.
I'm not gonna ever say that.
Hello.
Yep, you're dead.
Nice.
Jixi, try to take over.
Freeze him here.
Freeze him here.
Jixi, take over.
No!
Is it here?
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
We're so lucky.
Yes!
We deserved it.
We actually deserved it because they were more lucky.
Look at that shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Guys, guys.
We got to play better, we got to play way better because we got a little bit luckier.
Yeah, they guys were just cringe but they were fucking demo-lacks.
Like, this shit that happened like the last five minutes or the last five seconds of the game, that shit could never happen.
Yeah, bro, let me say this, let me say this, let me say this.
Balls, sometimes bro you sit in the net and you're like asking to be demo because they can just run where you're going to be.
Where you're gonna be if you meet them in the corner, especially no brands behind you
They can't really demo you and hit the ball
But if you're in the net you're gonna ask me to be demo like think about it like that
Yeah, the thing it like the thing that was like even more
Fortunate there was like this is the demo. I couldn't even see where the ball was. I just saw like an explosion for like fucking three seconds
Do you even think about boost management? Do you even think about shutting the fuck up and stop backseat gaming? Oh?
Oh my god everyone just a backseat gamer I guess shut up
Top 16 ready at let's go
I'm gonna lie. I think those guys were one of the better opponents. We could have gotten an attorney
They like demos. Yeah, do we like trying to fucking block my guard playing demos and stuff?
I went and watched a trailer, I watched some foods, the finals looked like a good game,
I think I watched a game play the finals, I played the finals before it's a good game
but I think it's just really really dead right now, like really dead, I think it looks
like as well raise your voice one more time see what happens do you just
threaten me
I know, but for me it doesn't even say I'm ready to get my people ready.
You can jump around, right?
Yeah, I think you can jump.
Yeah, I think you can jump, but I mean you're ready.
Oh, ball knowledge.
Can you be quieter if my dog wants to sleep?
Chat, top 16, can we win?
Can we win?
Guys, can we win?
Can we win?
Top 16.
No, no, no, no.
No one said that.
No.
Shush, shut up.
Can you stream faster?
I got places to be.
you're a crybaby
pipe down pipsqueak yas
not with you on the team
it's learning
what do you mean it
it's learning what the fuck does that even mean
profit on cs no obviously not it's not possible
bro it's not possible if you open cases you can't make profit
whether it's like 4% ROI
right open at all and fast fast fast
try
uh lock it in
I'm doing that
oh my god
wow
good pass good pass
good shit
damn you can pose
I mean if we win this, what is it top 8?
ah I think so yeah
top 8
yes
dammit dammit dammit
yep
we always get someone with you
Yeah, today our fake ops are...
I think maybe a pixel thing.
Oh shi- oh my well, that's really good.
It's because I think like, oh we're not coordinating, because I'm feeling boss is going for it, but it's not going for it.
I know.
We both gotta like, say what we're doing.
Yeah, that's like, 100% right.
That's getting loud, yes.
When the ball is like, we're the one who loves the ball.
Yeah, we're the one who loves the ball.
Yeah, we're the one who loves the ball.
Yeah, we're the one who loves the ball.
We're the one who loves the ball.
I was like, would've won if I had to go in the wall.
Okay, fucks no, I'm also here.
Well, so you gotta tell me there
when you're going for the wall or not again,
so I know we'll probably, I should stay on the wall.
Go in the wall.
Cause that should never happen, the last time we played.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Left side, left side, right side, right side.
That's right.
Left side.
I'm so laggy.
Where are the rest?
Oh, good show, Jixie.
My thing is so bad, man.
Go for it again, Jixie.
Is it fair?
Aw.
I got it, I got it.
What the fuck is going on?
Nice, came off, really good.
Yes, I got that.
Yep, yep, taking over.
Let's get back at that boss.
Yep.
I got that.
I'll take a loss.
Okay, nice.
I'm not gonna go first.
We're gonna wait it out.
Everyone defend you.
Okay.
I think so
Good shit
Hey boss, are you back?
Yep, I'm back
Cover me
I got him, I got him
Okay, go, go, go
I got him, I got him
I got him
I got him, I got him
Okay, hold on
Nice man!
I have a shot, I have a shot.
You got that?
No, I always haul it.
Ah, okay.
No, don't give up on it, don't give up on it.
Try and just play the best one this two now.
Then I'll be the safest one.
Yes.
No, Ragnarok, go fast.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Go fast, go fast, go fast.
Also, so you can like, try to go for this, like we're going right now.
Got that.
Nice.
I don't know how it's actually, but I'll just load my stats, I guess.
Go, go, go.
I got it.
I just took shot one, I'm back now.
That's game, way to pre-jump man, way to fucking pre-jump, I see you.
Pre-jump because you know what's going over, you know what's going over.
That's game sense bro, good shit Ryan, good shit.
Thank you bro, thank you.
Top 8 bitch, top 8.
Top 8, let's go.
I am.
OK, sit on it.
Sit on it.
Yo, one thing.
Boom.
We do this most of the time, but I don't think we do it all the time.
When you know you're closer to the ball than them, I don't care if you're in that guh,
like folding fucking guh.
Exactly, yeah.
Because when we wake, that's when it gets all fucked up and it's all limp dickies and
the ball's dropping.
I don't care if you're in that, run 50 yards out of net.
If you know you're closer and you know you're like just go, fucking go.
I don't think I'm gonna make it because when we sit back and put it into a shit shot
Yeah, sometimes you just got to let the other person know that you're like in goal sometimes like they're not paying attention to yeah
So okay, we're topping in our next game strategy, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah next game. Yep. Yep
Wait, I mean say like the their opponent's forfeited as well, right?
back when you know you're close we didn't do it last journey so I don't know why
we're doing it like today like last journey we like they didn't do that
weird shit in our goal we get someone was just closer we auto no we yeah like
if someone was like I'm saying like if the keepers closer go don't let them
fucking pass
Why save a shot me please clear
There was color
Nice that light stay right so said to do you see
Take over then
Yep
fucking
Nice
I'm back I'm back
Wait they just stormed us
He hit them all on the top of his car look
Wait I want to see the fuck of that
Wait look
His teammate assisted him
They just fucking take the target into their own go
Oh my god ok we cannot lose this
I mean bro about to be a semi this could actually be the turning
I gotta go if he's dead back there
Yeah are you ready to go?
It's like I hate when the door opens is that
Hey, that's Jhinxie.
Oh my god, you're out of line.
Oh, that was boss.
Oh, that was boss.
It's your boss.
I'm going around in your tech.
Yep.
I'm in.
Boss, nice.
Check it out again, yep.
Boss, I'm not gonna lie, you gotta tell me if you're going for that one.
Yeah, you've got a saddle on.
Nice reach out, Jhinx.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can map against you, I'll kill you.
I'm gonna set it up, I'll get back.
Yep, we go.
That's gonna stop up the GoPro just
I got it, I see you on the surface
I see back in the morning
I got it
Over over, over high
Oh my god, what are you
I got it, I got it
You got my blistering
I got it
Like my fucking bow can is too
I got it
I got it
Nice.
Fuck.
Missed that.
Yeah.
I can't see.
Let's see.
Can you go for that?
Yeah, you have to go for that.
Yeah, I can't.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I had to wait, it's like
Very unlucky bounce, very unlucky bounce
I'm not gonna buy it, shake it off
I was just waiting to see like, we got it
Possibly God
You go right, I get it
Nice fire
Pressure, pressure
Oh I had a shot, I got both
That's really dangerous boss
Oh my god, it's really dangerous
I got it
Nice ball
What the fuck are you doing, man?
You're actually like Harry, I'm probably just joking.
Oh my god.
I got a missy, missy, missy.
He missed me, he missed me.
Let's go, let's go!
Okay, nice.
Keep the lead, keep the lead.
Keep the lead, keep the lead.
You gotta get it.
That's where I am, over.
Wait, that's where I'm going.
That's where I'm going.
Yeah, that's where I'm going.
That's off, that's off.
I think it's missing.
Yeah.
I got it.
Over, over, over.
It's over, it's over.
I got that.
Nice.
Roll with pinch.
I'm out of roll.
I'm out of roll.
I got that.
I got that.
Don't pinch.
I'm out of roll.
I'm out of roll.
I got that.
I got that.
I think they're still tracking.
Ok guys, this is going to be really dangerous.
Hold on to the lead Brown.
Give that to Jinx soon.
That's one back.
Yeah, obviously back.
Nice.
Here we go, Jinx.
I'll try to see if I can...
Ah, here we go, it's a bounce bomb.
Got it.
Keep balls to take over.
I'll try to see if I can actually get it up.
Yeah, get it.
Anybody's got that?
I got a tickle
I got a tickle
I don't remember what's the mean
Right you got that
What the fuck are you doing?
It's all good fucking game!
You're clowns
Top four, let's go
Yo look at my fucking pen, look at this
This is shit
Have a fucking...
Yeah you're right, I'm not gonna celebrate
All I'm gonna say is we're playing good
I
Said Joe's driving down
Good fucking win. All right, good shit. Yes, bro. Now it's best of three. We have a little bit of a safe
Now it's best of three. Yeah, this word gets intense, bro
top four, baby
Now the real fucking tournament starts
Like the tournament starts from here
Okay, we don't even have our game yet because we've floated through teams, bro
We've floated through teams, bro
Yo, what are you guys, the first opponents? We're like one of the better opponents
And they're the tournament
Yep
I don't even know if they're that good, they just play like so fucking cringe
Like I hate people that are damn...
That's like my biggest weakness
The game we're waiting on is 3-3 right now, holy cinema, they're probably in overtime
Oh, sure
Yeah, not so much, he could be waiting for like another 10 minutes
Honestly, this team
But it's where it gets sweaty, go lock in
Yo guys, I'm not even trolling, this is
Some of the best I've ever played. We're number one in team goals. Wow
Damn
The team not so really good. Thank you, bro. Not so much one of us games seven four
We guys train while we wait, train while we wait, train while we wait
I can do like, I can do like, eh, multi-file feint play, try one thing or the other.
Actually no, fuck yo, I'm not going to training.
The last time I went in training, while I was playing the journey, I accidentally
left the journey, because like, instead of leaving the fucking training, I left
the journey, I'm not riskin' a journey.
I can remember just after I went in, not after I came in, I was like, yeah, okay,
we're...
So when it comes to Goals, so...
Are we first?
No, like as in...
Yeah, we are first.
We are first in level Goals.
They're second with 10.
Well said, because it said 10 before a game end,
you can check the rough 3-3, so...
So basically...
This team might be better than the team in finals.
Maybe four minutes less.
This could be very difficult.
Ready up, bro. All right, let's go, let's go.
Bro, if we keep planning how they're planned, and we keep communicating and keep rotating, we will finally win.
I'm not dead.
Yep.
He went out of the way.
I ain't a walker.
I ain't a walker.
I ain't my wife.
I saw that, gentlemen.
This is a big boss today.
Good boss.
Let's go. Let's go.
At the end. At the end.
Yes.
Yep. Open up.
Oh well, I'm gonna try and try.
He messed...
He messed up.
I'm gonna try and try and kill him.
I'm gonna try and kill him.
I went for it, I went for it.
I'm gonna try and see what I did here.
Nice.
I'm gonna try and kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm going to take Sio.
That's a shot, that's a goal.
No, what a save by him.
Save that one.
Hold a minute.
Yeah, I trust it was going down though.
I'm going to like suck it back.
I'm bad.
Trying to go for this.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Shit.
Watch that yellow.
Don't take a peek.
Yep.
Existing back.
Shit.
I'm going to go for a peek.
I'm going to go for a peek now.
I'm going to go for a peek.
Yes.
I'm going to go for a peek now.
I'm going to go for a peek now.
That is a good idea.
That is a good idea.
nice right?
nice right
you go for it
actually I got it
fuck
I got us
we can't stop ramming into each other fuck
I got hit by a tire
I got us
oh my
I think I missed
That's me.
Oh you fucking get some hit on that.
Nice.
Take for this hit.
Hit that away.
Oh my god.
Fuck a bomb down.
It's not.
Hello.
I'm like I'm fucked.
I'm a fucked loose.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Guys, someone get in that.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm going to get it out guys, I got a goal
Right, I got a ball to go
Somebody fuck, we got out some 40 in the net
I got a goal
We got a skirmish in the net, he's really got a skirmish
We got a...
We got a...
We got a skirmish
I got a ball to go
I got a...
Where you going, boss? Where you coming from?
I'm going for a...
I'm no best, I'm the best.
This is how classic I am.
Keeper getting fucked on my butt.
Yeah, I sat on it too.
I don't know what I'm saying.
That's on me.
Bro, we're good.
I still have
Dead, dead, dead
Yeah, I'm back, I'm back
Yes!
Please, please
I'm gonna lie here
Paul, switch to rotate
Paul, switch to rotate
Yep
He's gonna hit it
Ryan, give me shot
Okay, instead of bull
I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have to attack you
Okay, it's okay
That shot is not there
Fuck bro, you're just saving everything
I'm out of gold
Oh my god, oh my god
Pull on the top
Pull on
Every one of you got
Over middle?
Yep
I'm gonna buff this guy
Yep
I'm buffing
I buffed one
Guys
Oh shit
Get back, get back, get back
It's over anyways
Yeah
You almost go backwards, you have to like panic attack and sleep.
I should have saved that process.
Do we need forfeit to go to Mexico?
No, fuck no!
There's no chance, there's no chance.
Got it, got it, got it!
I won't need to put that much.
We can't, like, we cannot give them shots like this guys.
These guys can't act like that.
I can't get a fucking 3 chances like this.
Yeah, just fucking kill for the furnace.
That's a way over.
I did one boom.
Bro, we just have to let it go, let it go.
We just have to clean it up in the back.
Can I play more attacking next game?
I felt like I was a bit like cool in the third game almost.
Well yeah, if you're gonna play more attacking than bulls, like play extra defensive.
Alright?
I felt like we just didn't create an awesome game.
Yeah, a lot of the times you were scoring at this tournament
was when I was whipping them across the line and stuff
and just passing.
You guys would pass.
The best way to score are those fucking awkward, hard line
balls, and then somebody just meets it over the middle.
Yep, yep, yep.
Now, one of their goals I sent it for them.
That was on me.
That was on me.
One of their goals I sent it for them.
I think I've roguined that game as well as the boost.
I don't know about you, but I was like,
that belly and I do stuff like that.
Okay, we win this, and then we win the next game.
We got it.
Yeah, Brian, you stood there.
Yep, okay.
Okay, boss.
I got that one.
Nice.
Boss grab this, boss, I got it.
Yep.
I
Think you got a shot at us. Oh my god
See that's what they fucking
Look at the air I don't know why
Oh, you play you play so much better in journeys
It's actually your son that I got it
Yeah. Oh, shit.
I'm boss go back.
Yeah, come back on the west.
Let's get out of there.
In the south.
I don't know where they are.
Boss go, go, go, boss.
I think we're going on the south, we're still...
I'm trying to think of it.
Nah, it's the best, you saved us so hard there.
I'm trying to think of it, yeah.
I'm alright, I'm alright.
We cannot let the city heart attack for it as long.
For it to argue events.
Yeah, that was bad. How am I doing this first?
Whatever.
Alright, I'm off the takeover.
Yep, and that.
I got that.
Just fucking eat that.
That's going to go on our night if you don't touch your eyes, nice.
Something got away.
No.
Nice.
We got to do something with this.
Wait, that's great.
Oh, it's my fault, bro.
Didn't think you were going to hit it again.
I'm trying to make it as weird as possible tonight.
Yeah, yeah. Good pass.
Nice boss.
Shots going to go past though
Yep
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I can off this
Nice, I'm gonna go back
I'm gonna leave that
Ah, great
Nice
Get off
Yep, I'm gonna blast
Don't run
1-0, 1-0
I'm gonna try to remember where he's from here, don't get down on him.
Nice, Jinx.
Damn, damn.
What a setup, Jinx.
What an insane setup.
Why are you going?
He drinks it out, that's a great player.
He could have got the package show off.
Oh, shit.
Guys, the game is not over.
over
you see
come in now
yeah
that's gonna
that's gonna
oh shit it's gonna be
shit it's gonna be
we got it we got it we got it
I didn't mean to hit that sub-star
I didn't mean to hit it like that
I'm sorry, but it was close.
Look, just focus focus. They need one more call. Accident invention!
Okay, I go, I go.
Oh my god, that's a dead ball. No, I didn't get it from the top.
You can go.
Nah, you can get in here again.
Nice.
I'm not sure.
There's someone.
Oh, I couldn't hear this.
Fuck.
I got us.
I got us.
Go, go.
Accident need right there.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I got it, I got it.
That was really close.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Out of the yellows.
No, I'm the one.
No!
No way!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I'm still fucking away.
Like I was about to go for this, but I thought you had it.
It's okay, we got it, we got it.
We're good, we're good.
How's that?
You know that.
At least someone, at least someone.
He's trying to get hit on this.
I should.
Try to squeeze him here, boy.
Try to squeeze him here.
You need it for me?
Try to squeeze him here.
Hit him all the time.
I've heard that, I've heard that.
Nice balls, good last thoughts.
Nice, well let's stay back here.
Get here, get here, get here.
I'm here, I'm here.
Nice, you got it, you got it.
Don't let it get too close.
Fucking, fucking hit it away.
I need to let go of this.
I'll go for this.
Hold on.
We're settling.
That's my file, I don't know.
That's totally my fault, I was trying to go for this here, but I don't know, like...
You guys weren't coordinating.
It's okay, I don't know, man.
We soloed, we fucking soloed.
We fucking soloed.
I don't know why I'm playing like that in this group of a bitch, I guess.
Yeah, like, I just averaged two.
I just, it doesn't matter how many times I try, I just can't win a rock league tournament.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't fucking do it.
All right, chat.
I'm off, bro.
I'm off, bro. I'll see y'all boys tomorrow, man.
Day one with no cases. I've been shaking and itching the entire day.
I'll see y'all boys tomorrow, bro.
Sadge in the chat, shite.