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Bell if anybody big shit you if anybody big shit you brown 6m 7 stream let's go
mom's timeout man though yo man though we're leaving six seven
125 bro cut that shit out
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I'm hope all the time chat what the fuck is up, bro
Buck you and your lame ass streams
Bro looks like he blew in from the wind brother. You are always late. Marina. I'm 38 minutes early, bro
38 minutes at her the vape cough is pissing me off. Yo, see bands appreciate that bro. It's not a vape cough
You're a disgrace to your bloodline. Much love, Caledito. I just came to the first one. You are so
funny, Jinxie. Caledito, you're the kind of words. Get a W, Caledito in the chat. First time chatter
and somebody said, it's a compliment. Thank you. Appreciate that. Mr. Clean, get Tyler one to teach
you chess. Is Tyler one even good at chess? Oh, he is right. He is. He is. I'm gooning to
your headset daddy I hope you get demolished by a hurricane Mac it's not
even Mac it's not even fucking hurricane season bro what are you saying looking
good today junko thank you Italian latte appreciate you
agents you should practice on your aim and ADHD so you can be a top five
controller player after the side venturity match great question brother
I already am a top five controller player kidding thank god he's back
non vocal, what do you mean back bro? I've never missed a stream. I've never
missed a stream. I've never missed a stream. Looking sexy today. I got track in
an hour, hurry it up bro. KB, this is the problem in this chat bro. Guys, you
can't rush a fucking stream bro. Look bro, come back at a later time. Bro, you
can't rush it, are you even good at anything? Gotham Chess, boom. First thing
I wanted to say.
Unmute the fucking mic, bro.
I'm not in the fucking mood.
Hi guys, I'm going to punch you in your fucking throat.
Hi guys, I'm going to punch you in your throat.
I'm going to punch you in your throat.
Gap and chess chat has agreed to coach me in chess
either on Thursday or Friday.
So it's either gonna be tomorrow or the day after.
Now chat, as for today, high-fives go full cam.
As for today, we have an absolute pile of fan mail chat.
You can't even see all of it.
There is so much fan mail today, chat.
It's gonna be bad pause time.
I got to shave this chat like this bro there's so much friggin wait you can't
even see because of the big box tell her so much friggin fan mail in there bro
there's like I believe total like 30 packages voice
to remember if you want to send in fan mail exclamation mark fan mail if you
What a sensitive family expression mark fan mail that is the address. It's not a leak. It's not my house, bro
It's a fucking feel box that is the address bro
But I'm the city round the clock
Everybody needs you
Chat um yeah
I'm taking chess serious, bro. Look road to Grandmaster
Chat I might be 100 below right now, but it's road to Grandmaster today is gay sit of chess boys
road to grandmaster guys don't know why people are laughing slow down I'm not
slowing down or speeding up the fucking stream I'm gonna go at the pace that I
want to go at shut up stream harder I don't even know what that means bro
Today is day six of chess. Lock the fuck in! Let's go.
What is our current ELO?
So Chad, I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to get a thousand ELO in...
Oh no, sorry, let me slow it down. I think what I'm going to do, Chad,
is I'm going to get a thousand ELO in five minute chess,
and then I'm going to get a thousand ELO in ten minute chess.
So guys, I'm on chess TikTok now.
I was watching edits of Magnus in his opening.
This is one of his openings chat.
I'm going to start incorporating this into my game.
Magnus is like me, bro.
He likes to get his queen involved early, bro.
Magnus is very similar to me, bro.
I like to get my queen involved early.
OK, this guy auto-aborted, which is fine,
because I wanted to practice the Magnus open.
Round the city, round the clock, all right?
another game of order. So here's what Magnus does, okay? Boom, that's what Magnus does.
pawn c3, queen early. We know that's not what Magnus does because he puts the queen in check.
How does he do it?
He puts the clean and check, but I don't remember how he does it.
Or the king and check.
Oh yeah, okay, I remember, I remember, I remember.
Okay, see this is going to be tricky.
So what we're going to do is we are going to chill.
Let me think. God, chest is hard. I just gotta play overly defensive and let my opponent make mistakes.
That's the key. Overly defensive? Wait a minute, I might see a play.
Hold up. If he takes, he might take my bishop, right? But if he takes my bishop, watch this.
Wait, what is he doing? Oh no, he's trying to squeeze. He's trying to squeeze my, um,
Um, Chyza, this right here freezes that night because now it's night can't move because
he loses his queen.
He could have he wants to trade it out.
I'm so fucking locked in.
It's actually disgusting.
Also if you take, okay, this guy's putting a lot of really good pressure on my queen.
Now, Magnus likes to switch his king or something.
I don't remember what he did, bro.
It's all, I'm all blanking now.
I didn't move this here because I need to get this pawn out of here.
This way I can get my queen in a killing position momentarily.
My queen is safe.
Remember, protect the queen at all costs, boys.
Protect the queen at all costs.
I'm not losing any queens today.
Queen is still safe. Queen is still safe.
Queen is still safe.
Fairly nap on.
Bro, I could put this king in check if I could kill this pawn.
I just want to start checking early.
Around the city, around the clock.
Wait, maybe he'll take the bait? No.
This is really difficult, man!
Okay.
As long as my queen's safe, I'm good.
Is everyone playing good?
Why won't it castle? What the fuck?
Too far?
Is it too far?
Too far.
Chad, I don't know what to do.
Ah, I got to start developing my dish up, I guess.
But I want to move the queen here, but it's like a kill shot.
Wait, is this guy trying to take my fucking bro?
This guy's trying to take my rook.
What a freak.
Oh, no, but now he gets my horse.
Wow, what a flank by him.
What a flank.
And now my king's in check.
What a flank by him, honestly.
Why is he so difficult, man?
Jesus!
Okay.
2 to the Y-access power inverted reversal is what I'm going to break out here.
Because look, bro, what is happening right now is I'm allowing this guy to get material
because I have a 3-pronged defensive counterattack that I have planned out.
So we're going to check.
This is all intentional, bro.
Listen, all of this is intentional because look, what's happening is I'm letting him
think he's beating me. And then I have a big plan at the end. Brightest realized
something. You can't stream sniping chess. Holy peak game. He just sold the entire
match. I'm not kidding when I say that. That book being there was huge for him.
He just sold the entire match. He just sold the entire... I'm not kidding. He
just sold... Oh my god. Check. No.
Don't do it, Nicholas. Don't do it, Nicholas.
Don't do it.
I might lose my horse though.
This guy's actually so good. I'm not having a lot.
This is gonna be the best 124 you love player I've ever counted in my life.
I'm losing, but by God is it winnable.
It's winnable as shit.
I just gotta start getting some attacks going.
New beginnings.
Okay, let me think.
Bro, I just, I've had my queen trapped this whole game.
Fuck!
What do I do?
Oh my god, that's Checkmate. I have Checkmate lined up. If I go here, that's Checkmate.
Look, look, look, look, chat, look. Oh no, the horse kills my queen. Fuck. Bro, the
Horse kills my queen, there's always something.
But what if I do this?
Because then if I do this, he has to move his horse.
Guys, I'm actually a fucking genius.
So look, Pawn goes here, has to move horse or loses horse.
Then,
Shiza.
I think I have like the greatest plan ever. I'm not even kidding.
Oh my god, please disconnect. I need a free win. I don't even know what I'm doing. Please
Disconnect, disconnect, please. Please disconnect, please. Please disconnect. Please, please.
YESSSSSSSSS!
Guys, I was trying to cook something.
I was trying to cook something, guys, I don't know.
Can I get a game review, uh, baby?
Mommy?
Nice win, let's review it together.
Talk to me, baby mommy.
Nice.
Taking time to prepare before pushing in the middle.
Your opponent places a pawn in the center.
Gaining space and control.
You missed a better way to prepare a bishop for development.
Babe, you're right, babe, you're right.
You get a chance to force the loss of castling rights.
What do you mean?
Loss of castling rights?
This forces the opponent to lose castling rights.
You get a chance to force the loss of castling rights.
You allowed the opponent to win a knight through an eventual fork.
They missed a chance to win a knight through an eventual fork.
Uh-oh. Your bishop was defended, but now it's hanging.
They missed a chance to capture a free bishop.
Oops, you gave up a bishop.
God, this is bad gameplay.
They took your bishop for free. You are going to lose your knight to this form.
I can't watch this! Ah, I'm so bad!
Alright, bro. Two blunders, let's clean this shit up.
So, you know the best thing about chess, bro?
And this is potentially why now this is why chess is the greatest board game ever is every time you lose
Who is there to blame?
You can only blame yourself there are no teammates there's no lag
You blame yourself now
Let's go. Let's lock in good mindset. Let's lock in. I just got some spain
Your chat, by the way, good luck trying to, good luck trying to, wait, let me focus.
Good luck trying to fucking stream snap in chats.
There's probably fucking eight million people on this website right now.
I'm going to start developing my bishops, like mommy said.
Wait, this is such a good Bishop play?
Because his horse would be stuck here for the rest of the game, right?
Isn't this just a no, because he could just pawn, he'll just pawn, he'll just pawn.
I'm going to go Bishop here.
I'm gonna actually play perfect this game
because what I'm gonna do,
I think what my playstyle is gonna be,
is I'm going to,
like kind of just think about defending all my shit
and not really attacking
and just because his elo so low
and also my elo so low,
one of us is just bound to make mistakes.
So I'm just gonna overly protect everything
and just allow him to make mistakes.
Perfect.
We both castled, start to come in my rook here, maybe.
God, this is intense.
Nobody's done.
He's threatening nothing, nothing.
Let's go right here.
See, look, he's already making mistakes.
See what I mean?
Like, see what I mean?
Let him make mistakes.
This is gonna be my playstyle to get to 200, you know?
Let him make mistakes.
Cause we're both so bad, I can just, wait, yeah,
look at that, that's already a mistake.
Already a mistake, already a mistake.
Boom, we're up two.
Interesting.
I'm going to let him have my night.
Wait why did I do that?
I shouldn't have let him have my night.
Why the fuck did I do that?
He moves his pawn there.
Start developing our queen I think.
Bro, this is, okay, this is gonna be tricky.
Huh.
I wanna get my rook involved, but how?
Wait a minute.
I fear I'm cooking.
I fear I'm cooking.
What's a fork again?
I want to do that.
I want to fork it with my horse.
I feel like he's very forkable right now.
Pause, pause.
Pause, pause, pause.
But I feel like he's very forkable.
Cause what if I do this?
You know what I'm saying?
Fork me.
What bro?
He's literally stunlocked.
He doesn't know what to do.
He's fucking stunlocked.
Yeah, moving queen early is bad.
Okay.
I'm assuming he's planning to take this with his bishop to threaten my horse, maybe?
Okay, that was weird.
I want to make a play, but I just don't know how.
Look, now his rook is vulnerable, he might take my pawn though, no he can't, he can't.
His rook's vulnerable, see?
You better move that rook buddy!
You better move that rook!
I forgot to allow a new trick, sorry.
You better move that rook buddy!
I go right there, I just attack!
Move the rook, kid!
I know you have to, so you have no other play.
Move it back like a good boy.
Move your rook back like a good boy.
It dies to the queen and it dies to the bishop.
Move your rook back like a good little boy.
Do it now for daddy.
Move your rook back.
Oh my god, this guy...
Wait, but...
I wasn't anticipating that, I'm gonna be honest.
I take, he takes with his bishop...
Shouldn't I be up? Cuz isn't yeah, it works more than bishop, but now his queen's in a shitty spot, and then I can check, um...
Oh my god.
This could be checkmate in a second.
Check? What are you going to do now?
He has to move it here. He has no other option.
But then, what if I do like...
this?
No.
Well, now if I do this, he can't kill my queen, or he can't kill my rook.
He can't kill my rook.
He can't because the queen's protecting her.
God, this is so hard.
I'm up plus one material.
I feel like I'm getting better, bro, I really do.
I wanna try to fucking checkmate this guy.
Okay, so now I'm in check.
Always give your king more tiles to move.
But then what if I do like this?
Is that just checkmate?
No, because the bishop.
But what about this?
Is this checkmate?
now because the bishop
fucking bishop is annoying
I'm up one and it's got to win on time
He might take, but look, watch this.
If he takes, I can check him with my bishop.
I swear to God, I'm getting better at this.
He can take, but look, I can check him with my bishop.
Do you guys see the vision?
This bishop is protected too.
Bro, but then if he doesn't take, I just take.
Yeah, I'm fucking cooking you.
Bro, I'm cooking.
Oh my God, I lost my bishop.
See, I realize it, but it's just always too fucking late, bro.
Threaten the horse, maybe?
I don't know, but I lose my queen.
He just did the greatest play, I think, ever.
Bro, this guy just fucking cooked me.
I gotta keep my queen here this way.
I don't lose my rook.
Wait, but if I get a material lead, don't I just win?
How do I get a material lead?
this watch this shit watch this shit I'm gonna check this fucker what's up what
I am
How do I win?
How do I win?
He just sold.
He just sold the game.
He just sold the game.
He just sold the game.
He just sold the game.
He just sold.
No.
I won.
Oh my god!
No.
I won.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I'm the greatest ever.
I'm Magnus Carlson.
I'm Magnus Carlson.
Oh my God!
I'm Magnus!
Come on, rode a 200 elo.
Rode a 200 elo bitches!
Bro, the last 20 seconds of chance is peak!
Round the city, round the clock, everybody needs you!
Bro!
What are you doing, buddy?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
That horse is getting developed way too early.
What are you doing, buddy?
Bro, I understand. It's like a rhythm. It's like you want to move all of your troops up periodically.
You don't just want to have one guy fucking flying around the map like an idiot.
Thread that pawn. He takes, I take. Oh, I'm in checkmate. Oh my god. I just got...
Oh my god, how is it not checkmate?
Oh, I thought I was in checkmate.
Oh my God, I actually shit myself.
I thought I was in checkmate.
Oh my God.
I thought I just got checkmated.
What the fuck just happened?
Oh, we're giving out knights now.
Appreciate you, gang.
Amen, appreciate the knight, bro.
Oh, and you're giving out a bishop as well.
Appreciate that.
He must have missed clutch.
There's no way he meant to do that.
He meant to kill, but he missed clutch
because we're in 200 left.
Now I'm going to create a lane for my bishop.
Round the city, round the clock.
All right, all right.
Threaten your bishop, he has to move his palm.
Wait, his queen's in danger.
If he takes my bishop, look what I,
oh, I wasn't thinking that through.
Let's keep that queen in danger though, I love this.
So wait, what do you do in this scenario?
What do you actually do?
You know what I'm trying to do, but how do you stop it?
Because yeah, the same thing happens, good boy.
You can't really blunder when it comes to taking pawns, I think, for the most part.
I mean, obviously you can blunder at any point in any game ever.
I like it, my queen's in a killing fucking position here.
Now that's a freaky play.
No, I didn't mean to do that!
I didn't mean to!
I fucking miscollect. Oh my god
His works in travel that what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
That is a pretty good play I'm not gonna lie to you that is a pretty good fucking play
like if I do this he can't take because then he loses his queen wait I'm actually so smart
I like that I'm actually finding those plays now because now if you take you just lose
who's your queen? Good boy. And now this horse is protected. Oh, I just thought he's
going to take now. I just thought, yep. Oh my fucking god. Oh my god, I just completely
You blundered.
All right, this bishop in the corner is not working.
Retreat!
Fuck!
Oh my God, this would have been so nice.
Try this bishop.
I just keep ending up in the school.
What a weird check.
What a freak, bro.
What a freak.
What a freak.
Why is this guy checking me like this?
What's he building?
I want to threaten this rock in a second.
Oh my God, this guy plays like such a fucking loser.
His queen's threatened now, and if he takes my bishop, he loses his queen.
Wait, hold up, I just made a play.
Because now I can threaten his rook once he moves his queen.
He has to move his queen.
This queen is being attacked on two angles by two bishops right now.
Okay, but peep this. Watch ready.
Oh no, never mind. I almost sold the game.
I almost...
Wait, but could I do this? Cause then, no.
Fuck.
know what I can do. I don't know. Chess is the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.
Oh, there goes my rook. I don't know. I don't know if I've ever done anything harder than
this. Oh my god. What do I do? I'm just gonna headlock.
ever I go I'm dead ever I go I'm fucking deceased is it possible for me to get
out of this I guess I got to get the rook involved
bro keep checking me bro you're a bunch of
Oh, I didn't even see that.
Alright, I'm actually brain dead.
Can you fuck off with the never ending chat?
I didn't want the match we play on that one you know what give it to me give it to me
straight it up talk to me like I'm a fucking five-year-old give it to me straight it up
yep not every game goes your way I know there are always some learning moments I know you
might expect this first move but be careful of variations that might catch you off guard
I like your night here defending the pawn and reinforcing the center at the
same that night is unprotected and can be captured right away oh my god I didn't
see that mommy is a free night mommy I'm sorry how did I not see that that night
is unprotected and can be captured right you missed an opportunity to capture a
free night you're Jack let's try Geo guess what you're able to see us only
Let's do it. Let's see how well I know US. How do you do it? How do you do it? How do you do it?
How do you do it, Chad? How do you do it?
Let's see how well I know US. Isn't there a way to do it?
Single player? You can't?
Go back to chess. Fine. I'll do one more game.
Annoying to watch a game review when like it starts off with me just missing an easy
play.
All right, I'm just gonna play like madness.
All right, boom, you're in a spot.
What are you gonna do?
I'm just gonna play like, okay, that's actually a pretty good play out of you.
What do you do now?
Because your queen is threatened, right?
So you have to fall back. You can't push forward to show that your queen has to fall back
But wherever you go, you have to lose your bishop unless you go here. Oh
This guy's actually smart as fuck. I wasn't really thinking about that
Okay, but now seriously, what do you do what do you do now bro because now your queen can't go anywhere
You have to lose your bishop. There's no way you can defend this you have to lose your bishop. Good boy
I mean, I'm playing well, I'm playing well, I'm playing like Magnus.
I'm getting my queen in their face early and often.
Then I just got to lean on them.
Because now I just, wait, that's checkmate.
Okay, all you got to do is just get your queen involved.
That's it.
Yeah.
Hey buddy, checkmate, literally.
Literally checkmate.
THAT'S HOW YOU'RE BLADY CHESS!
SOMEBODY CLIP THAT'S SHIT!
This shit's addicting. This shit is addicting!
THIS SHIT IS ADDICTING! THIS SHIT IS ADDICTING!
You get your queen in their fucking face!
That's what Magnus does, bro!
Now give me a game review. Now give me a game review book. What does that mean? Now give me a game review
You got the upper hand early on and converted it with a mating attack
Can we mate?
I'm sorry, but can we?
She's so bad though. We like she's so bad
Not the office me a
Fundamental move that leads to several exciting openings
Yep, that's exactly what I was thinking.
Responding to the provocative Scandinavian defense, you capture the pawn and control the
center.
Scandinavian defense is just giving your pawn away.
They took your pawn for free.
Your better option was to develop a piece while also winning a tempo on a queen.
Yeah, you don't understand.
It's about the bigger vision.
Watch.
Correcting me their bishop was defended, but now it's hanging
You captured that free bishop
You get a chance to deliver a backrank mate
Nice job spotting the weakness of the backrank
Everybody needs you I'm gonna be a pro in this shit. I'm gonna be a fucking pro in the shit
Come on, bro. Who's next, bro? Who wants some of this dick? Hey, Rolex, Raul. I just
delivered a checkmate in four moves. So if I was you, I would lock in. What do you do?
You're in a spot. What do you do? Literally, what? Checkmate. Checkmate. Bishop.
Checkmate? I love saying checkmate. Checkmate. Nice, bro. You know what I'm gonna do? That's
That's an unprotected Rook and you know what they say about an unprotected Rook is I'm
going to bend it over a table and fuck it in the ass.
I figured it out.
All you got to do is just throw your queen at them.
I figured out chess.
It's the most broken card in the game.
Good play by him.
I'm not even going to hold you.
Good play by him.
But you're still going to lose your horse anyways.
I'm so goddamn good at chess, like, fuck, I'm so god!
Now what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do, Ralph?
Cause guess what, I'm bringing this queen
right back to that spot.
Okay, I actually can't do that.
Round the city, round the clock.
I'm going to checkmate the fuck out of this guy.
And back to base, we're back to base, plus five, we're back to base, develop, develop,
develop, develop.
Threaten, threaten the horse as well.
Such a good standard play.
Oh, it's queen moved, interesting.
Threaten the queen.
How do you like them apples?
What do you do now?
If I was you, I would move that queen the fuck out of the way.
I'm going to check you too, because your king is in a vulnerable position.
So I'm just going to check you.
Watch how cool I am.
Check.
What's up now?
What's up now?
What's up now?
Check.
I'll check you all fucking day.
Holy castle.
Holy castle.
That is such a good castle.
Wait, it's got to solve.
Is that checkmate?
Oh my god, that's checkmate.
Shiza.
Shia.
Okay, it's definitely not checkmate.
Holy fuck.
We're good though, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Everybody calm the fuck down.
We're plus five, we gotta get our time up now.
That's the thing bro, we gotta panic.
Or not panic.
We gotta not panic, we still gotta be thinking.
I sort of want to check this fucker.
Oh, I mean, if you're giving out rooks, I'll take it.
Barra!
Yo, bro, if you're handing out rooks, I'll take it.
Barra!
See, bro, I'm better than these guys, bro.
I mean, what?
Oh, I'm in a game.
I mean, whoa, whoa, stop!
If you're handing out pawns, I'll take them.
If you're handing out pawns, I'll take them.
Sir, do you want to give me,
What do you want to give me, your assnets?
And I check, I check you, I check you.
Check, what now?
Ooh, actually get black.
Wait, but if I check you again, you can't take my bishop.
I'm so good.
Right?
You can't take my bishop because you're in check.
Oh.
Your efforts are on time.
Okay, but now I check you again, what are you going to do bro, I'm just going to put
in you and check.
What the fuck are you going to do, what are you going to do?
You're in check buddy, and I check you again.
Mmm, it's a bad check actually.
How about I just threaten your queen, how does that sound?
Threatened!
Your queen's threatened, what are you going to do?
You can't take my vision because your queen's threatened.
You can't take my rook because your queen dies.
I love chess.
What are you gonna do, bro?
You're in a blunder.
I'm not.
I'm not.
You can't take my rook because you lose your queen.
You can't take my horse because you lose your queen.
You can't fall back because you lose, ooh.
But now you're in check again.
I know this guy's getting pissed with the endless checks.
He can move his king right here.
This is his only spot.
Threaten your queen. Threaten your queen. Your queen is threatened. How do you feel?
Your queen is threatened. How do you feel? I could check this fucker from here. Oh my
I gotta get downtown checkin'.
Check!
You have to move here.
Check!
Where can he still go?
Fast.
Check!
How's he still surviving?
Is this a play?
This feels like a play.
I'm the worst human being of all time I'm the worst human I was winning the whole game
I can still win. It's just time to be great.
Wait, why can't I take that?
Oh, because I'm a cheque. It's just time to be great now.
I just gotta be great.
This is Cheque-Meat, right?
Wait, isn't that Cheque-Meat?
He can't take that.
He can move it, but wait no no no, he just lost.
He just sold.
I'm so good.
I'm gonna take his queen.
Wait what?
How is that working?
What?
How the fuck is this guy able to get away with everything, bro?
I get up my king in a killing position, this way I lose my rook and take his queen.
My knight's protected by the bishop, but how do I win is the question.
Make a move, Closethear!
Check.
Can't take that because look, of course I'll kill it.
Bro, this guy just keeps on fucking surviving.
How do I recover from this insurmountable lead?
You're such a fucking pussy.
Yeah it all comes on the glue in the last 10 seconds.
It all comes FUCKING UNGLOWED!
I didn't know that my queen could have took his queen chat I didn't know that my queen
could have took his queen coughing baby verse coughing baby shut the fuck up trained with
We got them tomorrow, tomorrow.
But that guy was to ask, bro, I just sold.
Tomorrow, tomorrow.
Same strategy, get our queen involved.
I got the lead because of that.
Okay, that is actually such a good horse by him.
Holy fuck, that's a good horse.
Wait, check.
I'm not mad at it, not a bad shout, not a bad fucking shout.
I'm not mad at it at all.
You take that, I'm just gonna check you.
Check.
Friend.
Press.
Two can play a back game.
Threatened.
Threatened.
Brand.
Yeah, I don't know how much Gotham can actually help me. I'm like a literal nightmare of a player.
I'm literally like, I just give away my queen like it's my day job. Brother, brother, I don't know
how much Gotham can actually do. What is Gotham like, 3000 elo?
What can Gotham actually do? I'm literally a nightmare of a player. He has his work cut
I mean, I'm like, I just give away my clean every five seconds.
Check the pawn.
Check
I'm a little bit gung-ho with the checks I gotta relax
I'm a little bit fucking gung-ho with the checks here. I gotta take it down a notch Jesus
It's a good fucking play man, I'm not even going to lie to you.
That's like an incredible play, um, I'm dead I think.
Yeah, I can't do anything about losing my horse here.
Not a fucking thing.
Oh, I should have moved my bishop here or here.
Yeah, that makes more sense, because now my horse is gone, so.
Oh, I should have just do that with my bishop.
Wait, what the fuck is he doing?
Well, now that's protected.
Oh my God, he actually just sold. He could have had free material there.
Should we castle? What do we think, Chad?
He castled, so I'll castle.
Wait, but if he takes my horse, no, my horse is good, I'm going to get my rope ready to
fucking kill shit.
I guess I'm advancing my pawns on the right here.
I mean, bro, this is god dear defense.
Everything's defended.
This is god dear defense, bro.
Is that a single, is that a single vulnerable unit on my board?
Literally, not one.
There's not one vulnerable unit on my entire board.
or the horse is such a cool piece bro it can move in it fucking the most unique directions
Speaking of which, let's do this, I mean this is such a nail biter of a game.
This is an interesting play, but now that I lose my horse, but it does pull his queen
position. He takes, I take, and I check him. If he takes, I take, and he's in check. That
That was, I should have been, did that fly?
How do I check this fucker?
How do I do this?
I just realized my queen is in danger, oh my god, I just now realized that, but my queen
is in danger.
I just now realized, wow, wait, how long was my queen in danger for?
chat how long was my queen in danger for how long the whole game you're saying
this entire time he's gonna took my queen and did it are you guys fucking
series the whole game that ass two moves two moves
I'm losing on time or I'm winning on time
Why do that?
What's the point of doing that, I wonder?
Yeah, but now that's out of position.
Shice up.
Never mind.
Great play, man.
Holy fuck, that is loose.
Everywhere my queen goes she dies, literally, besides here.
This is a check.
No, she'll die.
Wow.
That's a check.
It's all checks.
Wow.
This guy is fucking rolling me.
I can't make one play everything I do is there.
I mean I'm winning on time.
There's no way this guy's good enough to check mate me out of this. Wait what?
My god, this guy protects everything!
I gotta get that fucking pawn out of there!
He's moved his rook there? What is he doing?
Oh.
Hmm.
Why? Why do that?
It's such a stupid fucking play.
Why do that?
So dumb.
I'm winning on time, I just got to survive, and I...
Glad everybody's having a great time.
game review this? Not every game goes your way. Yeah. That pawn push made your
opponents king less safe. You get a chance to win material through a fork.
What do you mean a fucking fork? What the fuck are you talking about? What the
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?
You missed an opportunity to win material through a fork.
Oh.
Oh.
You missed an opportunity to win material you missed an opportunity to you missed an opportunity to win material through a fork
Your best move was to win a tempo by threatening a queen
Fuck is a tempo you left a pawn hanging and your opponent can capture it
Capturing your hanging pawn. Hi, give me out of here. Yeah, Gotham. I'm gonna be honest, bro
You have your work cut out for you. I'm a fucking disaster. I'm an absolute fucking
disaster. Alright chat, fan mail in 30 minutes boys. Fan mail in 30 fucking
minutes boys. Let's play some Gio. Let's play some Gio! Remember we're not out of
Not another recap. Not another recap!
Che, yeah, maybe we'll do some coaching with Gotham tomorrow.
Biblioteca, Cimetero, Comisarratio.
Biblioteca, bro, I remember learning that in my Spanish class. This is Spain.
Madrid. No, this is Spain.
This is Spain.
Right now I'm recording out of my Spanish class, Biblioteca.
Biblioteca.
This is Spain.
No, it's Spain.
It's got the idiot.
Wait, what?
What country is that?
Monaco?
Uh, that account doesn't have a name.
Back Island didn't have a name.
What?
This looks like a Playboy Cardi album cover.
I'll publish this for you, saint.
Rua.
Alright, fuck it, Spain.
Fuck it, Spain.
Fuck it, Spain.
Spain
Brazil?
God Brazil's big
Kabab got Russian
My new place now is just to get some speeder fire
Belarus
My new place now is to guess at the speed of light.
Giz Stay?
Oh, Curious Stay. I didn't have a- I just saw that.
Nandovers Inn. Nandoes?
Stuart Lounge Accommodation $25 per night.
Stuart Lounge Little Theater.
Blackwood.
Is this like Los Angeles?
Is this like Los Angeles?
Automatic coffee machines?
Now if it was Los Angeles it would probably just say like fucking Starbucks or something.
What the fuck is this?
$10. Indonesia? Japan? Yolkagawa?
Wow!
This looks like um, where you spawn Annie in the rust sort of.
Doesn't this give you rust vibes?
So there's boats.
I mean, is that all I have to go off of?
Boats and dead brass.
Brother, is this like...
Ummm...
Text, text, text, text!
So I guessed Coastal.
How about I actually freak out?
Ah!
Agarro runs.
Bro, I guessed Coastal because like water, right?
And there's a river in the center of Russia.
Like, all right.
Can't keep being laid.
Right, shall I knock him?
Top one finish in Agarria.
Am I lagging?
Top one finish in Agarria.
Hello?
This game is so shit.
Bro, the servers work in this game 35% of the time.
I don't have a Facebook!
Here we go.
Top one finish in the Gario, why the fuck not?
Top one finish in the Gario, why the fuck not?
Jack, are we up for a game of combat tonight?
If y'all don't ruin it,
are we up for a game of combat tonight?
All right, is this a potluck?
What's happening?
Why are random unma-
This game is ass.
This game is fucking ass.
Are we up for a game of comedy night if y'all don't ruin it?
Let's do it. Let's do it.
One game of comedy night.
DO NOT RUIN IT!
I'm gonna use the bathroom.
Do not ruin it.
Alright?
don't ruin it I'm gonna use the bathroom don't ruin it
All right, make me laugh win $100, bro. Make me laugh win $100. Make me laugh win $100.
Let's go. Yo, make me laugh get $100. I recognize this guy, I recognize that guy.
Jinxy bro, you never paid me for the old coming nights. It's what I've been on school. Um, anyways
Jinxy, uh, I just snow-blowed five inches. Can you blow my five inches till it snows?
Guess who's back?
G-Mac make me laugh get out of the box bro
Yo, jimxy
Project uh, you're jimmy
I
Listen
You
Mean
Where's the joke at what is funny?
No, bro tell a joke
I'm about to lose it. Yo, it's not being so mean. Yo, JC
Yo, yo
How's the day going in good bro make it out get a hundred bucks. I got you a
Bonadou's new child is coming up you there
All right, uh, Jixi and a joke for you ready
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, why did NASA why did NASA send women in the space?
Because they weigh 50 pounds less than a dishwasher
wash her.
Yo guys, can we not ruin this please? Like I want something to eat.
Like come on.
Then hurry up man.
Yo, is my mic work?
What's that?
Yo Mesa, what's up?
Who's the king of tarpon strings?
Me though.
Yeah, no it's not. I am.
Wow, that was funny.
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
Win with a storage horse.
Wait, do I have to say it again?
Bring it in the microphone.
That's a bomb!
Hello? Can you hear me?
Yes, sir. Make it up. Get out of the box.
Um, okay. Here. I got a good job. I got a good job.
The dove is the bird of peace. Do you know the bird of love?
The dove.
The swallow.
I'll finish in the magazine in school you reload it.
All right you guys ready for this fire ass joke?
Yep.
All right would you rather be raped?
I'm out. I'm out. Nope. Shut it off. Shut it off. Why is that shut it off? Shut it off. Shut it off.
Shit is like, the shit is terrible, bro. The shit is literally terrible. Get me out of here, dude.
Nah, get me out of here. All right, fan mail. I don't even want to know what the second part
of that question, like, what is the question? What is the second part of the question? Like,
Like what is the second part of the question though?
Like what is the question?
Jada, jada, bap, bap, bap!
Round the city, round the clock.
Everybody needs you.
All right, bro.
We got a lot of boxes, y'all.
We got a gigantic one.
So we got a lot of boxes y'all, ate a lot of the boxes bro.
We got a lot of the boxes y'all, let's go.
Wait I didn't get a knife, I didn't get a knife.
How much would this knife be in CS go, how much would this knife be in CS, this is like
a flip knife. Guys, how much would this knife be in CS? Like 60 bucks? Chad, how much would
a knife be? $67. BAM. TOS. Yeah, bro, me holding a knife is TOS. Yep. You know what,
Let's just turn off the camera because it's all TLS, right?
Round the city, round the clock.
Bro, alright. There's like 30 boxes here.
I'm going to put all the boxes under the desk and then we're just going to rip them.
Round the city, round the clock.
That sounds like dog food.
That sounds like dog food or like a hard bag of shit
Like Chad, you know when like dog shit hardens
You know what I'm talking about?
Boom boom boom I want you in my room
Where we got a lot of boxes shy
shy
A lot of boxes!
Yeah, bro, I don't know every comedy night lasts like one minute. I don't know have we ever had a comedy night last more than one minute
I mean Jesus Murphy, bro Jesus Murphy
Bro, there are some
For there are some gigantic
Fucking ones in here
Bro, this has Super Mario Galaxy with my name on it.
What the fuck?
Alright.
I mean, this is a lot of fucking boxes. Wow!
If you want to send in fan mail, exclamation mark, fan mail, no dildos, no dildos, no dildos.
Everybody eat you.
A little bit of a different angle here.
Should we go like straight?
Alright!
We're back with another channel mail!
We are gonna start off with the biggest box, because why not?
This box is the size of my Johnson, literally.
Okay, maybe the width.
Oh my god, this knife is efficient.
Wow.
This is a gigantic box.
Look at how efficient this knife is.
Okay.
There we go.
I don't know what this could be.
Probably a poster about to guess.
I have no idea.
I swear to God I'm not making this up this smells like urine.
It's a green screen!
Wait!
Oh my god!
It's the exact kind that I use as well!
Holy crap!
Wait, maybe this one's a little bit bigger too.
Yo, WFan-Man, man!
Wow!
Bro, this is yo it's the kind that I use but it's square see oh my god I'm not even
kidding this guy might have fixed our green stream problem where you could see my roof
because my other one is circular look see this one bro the other one's circular see
that but this one's square do you see the difference bro I'm not kidding MAHG
That's like the exact type of greaser I use.
I think that fixes our problem.
Should we check?
I witnessed history.
Witnessed history.
Historic moment.
Let's check.
Oh my God!
Bro, this might actually fix our problem.
Hi guys.
Moment of truth.
Hi guys.
Moment of truth.
Moment of truth.
Are there...
Moment of truth!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
MADAM!
Holy crap!
Bro!
Not only
Did he send in a green screen?
He sent in the exact type of green screen that I like
And it engulfs my entire background
That way there's the thing
You can't see the hope that might have been the best fan matter of all time.
I might turn off the chroma key. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
That is the greatest fan matter of all time. Wow. Holy W.
We're off to it. Literally a 10 out of 10 stars.
That guy might have saved my life.
Next up, Chad, we got a novel here, I believe.
A little bit of a book action.
Why would you stand in that stupid park?
Some type of snack.
Maybe gum?
These things are goaded these things are goaded to Jinx from Jackson. Hi Jinx
my name is Jackson. I've been watching your streams and videos for the past year
and you are very funny. You also appreciate your community and the
famo your sense. I decided to send you some. Have a good day and keep up the
great work from Jackson. W Jackson in the cat bro these are fire these are
fire. Remember we're getting these out like concession stands are like soccer
games. Those things are fire. I would eat them now, Jackson, but then my child will say of course.
Hey, Jinx, your streams have inspired me to take shooting seriously myself. The amount of
of lives to change every day it moves mountains. Keep up the awesome work. I never saw a stream
deck in your setup so I wanted to add one.
That's actually good!
Bro these things are sick!
Instead of clicking the sources and stuff I can just click the buttons.
Oh, this is fire.
Oh my God.
Wow!
Someone sent it a green screen.
Bro, everybody has a stream deck.
I need to set that up.
Wow!
Oh my God.
Bro, holy W fan mail today.
Maybe our most positive fan mail ever?
Well, we're only three boxes and we have 30 to go.
Hey Nicholas, my name is Jonathan and I'm from L.A. Me and my girlfriend watch your streams
and they always make our days.
W. Jonathan, man.
Rip high-vives.
What do you mean, rip high-vives, bro?
Now that is the length of my reader.
left brow pencil. Guys, I don't need color on eyebrows. They're growing back
That's lusciously enough!
Next round, now to the date!
Hey, Jixi! I thought you might need this because you smell like shit. Just kidding, I thought
you're streams. You helped me through a lot. Wanted to send something at appreciation.
Carter Carter so you're saying I don't smell
Or you're saying I do smell like it's a little backhanded. I don't really know
Oh, shout out to Shower once a day, bro, I smoke flyin'.
Showerin' twice a day is OD, unless you goon.
If you goon in the nighttime, you gotta shower.
Unless you have good aimin',
you can just fire it right into the toilet.
All right, next up, or Shower, next up.
Bro, this thing won't cut! Good God, cut!
BAH!
Bro, some of these things are like...
OPEN UP!
Get out of me!
Oh my god, I'm gonna lose it, I'm gonna lose it, I'm gonna lose it!
Who at Amazon's office was a good idea?
God!
It's cutting it from the back.
I don't remember what the notes had because I've been trying this for so long.
camera la la tofa is this like a really nice cologne
Oh my god, it almost broke.
Oh my god, it almost broke.
I will have the platform, not at us, pray.
That smells, oh my God!
I'm gonna get all of the B words with this.
Sorry, beautiful queens.
That actually smells good, but I sprayed too much yo that actually smells good. What is that called?
camera
Camara camera something Carter. I actually appreciate you bro, but it's not good. That smells good
Another big box here
Round the city round the clock this box is
Note! Hey, Jinxie, it's Kirby here. Also, Jinxie Stinky from your last fan mail. I know
you probably have bad eyesight, so the font is huge. I don't know if I'll stream
onto it, but I started to enjoy and watch you after you've seen you smash your desk.
I also wanted to say that your egghead inspired me to continue practicing art.
Do not eat.
Oh my god!
It's a carton of eggs!
Jinksy!
Oh no, oh no!
Please don't, please don't fall.
Are these real eggs?
is this real? nope it's not real oh my god it is not real at all did y'all hear
I can already hear your chat saying AI. So here's my account that has speed paint to
show it's not AI. Why am I so skinny? Okay, that's actually pretty f- I'm gonna be honest.
Kirby, this is actually good art, bro.
Kirby, this is good.
Shall I look at the calf?
Why did I do that?
Next man out of the gate!
No, no, I already know what this is.
I can already tell from the box!
Flaming anus chocolate bar.
Flaming anus chock.
Okay, I've seen the gummies.
I have not seen them.
No, tap, tap.
There's no way a chocolate bar is hot.
And I'll test this right now.
He sends something else though. He sends something else chatter.
Pills? Smelling salts.
Oh my God, you can smell it without even opening it. I swear to God, something about this resembles urine. I'm not kidding, Chad.
I'm not gonna have it open. I don't even have it open, you can smell it.
Wait, it went in my mouth because the cat.
Smell it, it's all...
We're going in, alright? Smell themselves? We're going in, bro.
A, we're fucking going in.
Three, two, one.
Ow!
Fuck!
I feel amazing!
Bruh, I swear to God, it's about exaltation to work.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
And I'll try to stop the bar.
One more.
One more.
One more.
Three.
Two.
One.
One.
Got some kick to it.
Eyes are watering a little bit.
Now, this is cap, bro.
Listen, this is cap.
There is not a single chocolate bar
that is gonna flame my anus.
Flaming anus, 2.2 million scobal units.
I'm sorry, bro.
Cobrenard, Cobrenard, Cobrenard,
Cobrenard, hey, Cobrenard,
Cobrenard.
Hey Bernard. Hey Nick. What's up? There is a touch? Or are we diving into some grandmaster
plan today? I'm talking. There was a chocolate bar called Flaming Anus that is 2.2 million
scoville units. How hot is that? Actually, don't lie. Alright, no fluff here. 2.2 million
scoville units is intense. We're talking hotter than most pepper sprays. Eating that
It's basically a painful experience, not just spicy.
It's hotter than Ghost Peppers,
hotter than Carolina Reapers.
Basically, it's like fire in a chocolate disguise.
You definitely feel it.
Bernard, are you saying to not even,
could I try a nibble?
Bernard, could I try a nibble?
It's chocolate, bro.
It can't get that hot.
I mean, you could try a tiny nibble
if you really wanna test your limits,
but don't be fooled by the chocolate disguise.
It's gonna feel like a flamethrower to your taste buds.
Just have some milk ready.
Trust me, you'll need it.
Bernard, mama ain't raising no bitch, bro.
Bernard, you're being a pussy, bro.
Bernard, I'm gonna eat this chocolate.
It's gonna be fine.
It's not like a dummy there, bro.
This is chocolates.
All right, I respect the confidence.
Just remember that nibble turns
into a dragon breathing session.
You'll have quite the story for your stream.
And if it's actually fine for you, I'll take my metaphorical hat.
Just don't say I didn't warn you if that heat kicks.
2.2 million scubble units, Bernard.
Let's do it.
You've got this, Nick.
Just take it slow and be ready for the burn.
I'll be here to hear all about how fine it was,
or to laugh with you if it's a bit hotter than expected.
Oh my god!
Bernard, what the fuck?
I can't swallow that.
I can't swallow that.
Hold on.
Wait, Bernard, just water help or no?
Water's not really the hero here, to be honest.
Dairy is your best friend.
A little milk or even some yogurt helps tame that burn way better.
Bernard, I didn't even swallow it and it's still burning.
I didn't even swallow it.
Yeah, that's the power of capsaicin.
Even a tiny bit will light up those nerves.
Just breathe, grab some milk and trust me, you're gonna laugh about this.
That's how much I bid.
It's still lingers.
If I swallowed, I'd be cooked.
I swear to God.
There's no way I'd be able to stream.
Next remote of the day!
Read first.
Hey, Junkie.
I can tell you needed a new keyboard, so I sent you the best on the market.
I'm pretty sure I saw Stompin' using it.
Also, I made you a key chain. Hope you use the keyboard. You'll have so much fun from Frank the tank
Wait, you actually sent me a keyboard
GamePro. I've never even heard of this. What is this, Seth?
$5? She said best on the market!
He said it was the best out of the market!
W Frank!
Frank, I already have a Wu Tang.
Or Wu-ting.
Next round of the day, another big box!
Open on the street.
Hello Mr. Junko, Gene C. Johnson, I really like your streams and videos.
My name is Brady, and this gift is the best fan mail you'll ever get.
This has never been sent before.
Please add me on xbox.
No way!
No way!
It's black eyes. Oh my god, and this is Jinxie charm. Oh my god. Okay. It's an AK-12
Jack it's obviously fake got it's fake
Look see nerf gun
Hello son!
Were you sleeping with my daughter?
sleeping with my daughter?
This is the greatest fan mail of all time!
Oh my God!
Oh my god! Oh my god! What is this, Slopey?
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
This is out.
This is absolutely awesome!
Greatest fan mail of all time and I'm not kidding!
Look at this beauty.
Look at this absolute beauty, bro.
Look at this absolute beauty!
Do you see this?
Bro, it has the Jinxie charm on it as well, chat.
Okay, what is your name?
Yo, it's like, at first I thought it was 3D printed, but then it...
Catfire?
Okay, like, I'm sorry, this is sick!
This is sick!
Heck!
Bro, look at the charm.
Mod him.
Mods mod him.
Literally mod him.
Oh my God!
Greatest fan mail ever, bro!
Say hello to my nanofriend!
Say hello to my little friend!
Oh my god, my bulge!
Fuck!
I just feel like my bulge was bouncing.
Kill that boy!
Kill that boy!
Kill that boy!
Kill that boy!
Kill that boy!
Bro, I feel so masculine right now.
Ah!
This is, like, bro, this is the greatest
fan mail I've ever been sent, bro.
I'm not kidding.
At first I thought it was 3D printed, right?
This thing goes,
check out my titties.
Sorry, I don't know why I did that.
Check, look at this thing, bro.
Just right, let's get right there.
You want to fuck with us?
In Tarpon Springs, nothing sweet!
Wow, greatest fan mail ever right there.
Without a doubt!
Next fan mail of the day.
Where did my shirt go?
Next fan mail of the day!
Cha! That was cinema! That was cinema! That was cinema!
Big box here! To Nicholas Stewart!
I respect you for being... I respect you for being formal.
Show me, Nick, bro. No one calls me Nicholas.
This box is like heavy as crap, and I'm not kidding.
Mr. Beast?
Mr. Beast?
What the heck is this?
Oh my god, I almost broke that.
Mr. Beast?
What is this?
Oh God, I didn't know there was six in there.
Sour Boost.
Voss?
Super Mario Movie.
Huh?
Ooh, new chocolate flavor.
All right, Mr. Beast, I'm by your side, buddy.
Um, it kind of tastes like a crunch bar, but the cocoa flavor is weird.
I don't like it.
Not bad though, like not bad.
But I wouldn't buy it.
Next up, shower boost.
All right Mr. Beast, let's see how these are.
Pretty good.
Samaritan!
Right!
Next up!
Next we have our little day!
Hey, Jinxy, I watch your streams every day, and they don't ever fail to make me and my
boyfriend laugh.
Keep up the good work.
I picked up some random items I think you would like.
Enjoy your gift from Nevada!
It broke. Very applicable. Very applicable to a lot of situations, y'all.
I like that. That's my favorite. Bullshit detective. Very applicable to a lot of
I appreciate you, Navea.
Charizard!
The greatest Pokémon to ever exist, bro.
Greatest Pokémon to ever exist, bro.
Or there's somebody boxed in here.
All right, this guy promoted his Siege TikTok account.
I can smoke in your stack, bro. Are you serious?
Brother, brother, brother.
This guy promoted his siege? Checked off again.
Next man out of the day.
Mike?
What the fuck?
Bro, it's a mic poster!
Sweet mother of Neptune!
Jack, what is that?
Next round mother of the day.
Next time out of the night.
Hey GC, I recently got put on house arrest and I've been watching your streams to pass the times.
I'm not sure if I'm allowed to even be buying stuff like this, but I thought you would like it.
I'm concerned.
You were recently put on house arrest, okay?
And you sent in a fan mail that you said you think you're not allowed to send.
Unfortunately, these bags are literally like breaking into the Pentagon.
I don't know.
You can't get through these things.
There we go.
My God, what's the point of having five knots?
I get mad suited. I got this bad thing I recorded. Please, bro.
This thing won't break. I'm not even kidding. These things are actually aids. I'm not kidding.
These bags, these specific bags right here. It's like breaking. Thank you. Thank God.
Jesus Christ.
You can't get in you can't get in you can't cut it it's it's made out of metal
All right, we cut it now it should work thank god
All right, we have it now. Just a regroup.
Hey, Jinxy, I've recently got put on house arrest and I've been watching your streams the past the time.
Not sure if I'm allowed to be buying stuff like this, but I thought you would like it.
From Smoll Johnson.
Carambit!
Carambit!
Carambit!
Ruby!
Ruby Carambit!
Oh my God!
It's real, holy crap.
Ruby Karambit.
What does this go for?
2000?
3000?
Check the flow.
I'm not even kidding FACNU.
I'm not kidding FACNU.
Do you see a scuffle on this flow?
Ruby Karambit, sweet mother of Neptune!
Just see us go even have a ruby cramp it?
Profit, this is profit.
That is sick.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, gosh.
Don't type, of course.
I'm hungry, bro.
I haven't ate shit all day.
Now Jack, we got a couple more boxes
and then we got lettuce.
I'm going to remember them today. They're right there.
I have no idea. Not a clue.
Literally no clue.
Wait a minute, this might be tap-caps again.
Bro, I better get something good.
Bro, this might be tap-caps.
Because this is how they package it, I remember.
Alright, bro too, bro.
Lacy and Flix is brought it up.
Now chat.
I think these are sick, but last time I opened them, I didn't get Jack Diddley squad.
We want this guy right here, bro.
Shisa.
Green.
Green.
Just like a CS opening.
Green.
Green.
Green.
Green.
Green.
Green.
Green.
Green.
Green.
Green.
I'm gonna fuckin' FaceTime Lacey and sell it to his ass.
Green, green, green, green, green, green, shi-
I said.
Green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green.
Last time I didn't get jacked in the squad.
Shisa, duplicates? Lacy, seriously?
Lacy, clicks? Duplicates?
I gotta deal with duplicates on CS?
I gotta deal with duplicates on Siege?
And I gotta deal with duplicates on Topcats?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
Why am I text-jiggling?
Band-anybody typing W-Gyno? Appreciate that, mods.
Look, bro, if I get three purples into the row, I'm actually ending stream.
Green, green, green, green, green.
Oh, it says it on the box.
Oh, the ultra-vares the gold that we want.
So we got two cores, holy bad luck, I have bad luck in every game I guess.
Gold, it's gold.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
Here we go.
Like CS
Go go
Yo, Lacey, what is this?
What is this Lacey? What is this bro?
Three purples in a row
Go go
So tap-caps is like CSGO.
THERE WAS NOTHING IN THERE!
I got this bad thing I've recruited.
Read the note.
Why not?
I sent you baby oil before.
You will use it this time, little junky wonky.
Pretty pleased with a Yeager black ice on top.
My tip is burgundy from DJ Rocky.
Mods go into the channel and permanently ban DJ Rocky.
What do you mean you will use it this time?
Hey, DJ Rocky, I'm not putting baby oil on my titties, bro.
Use it.
No, chat.
No.
Wait, is he actually in the chat?
Is he actually in the chat?
Let's see actually in the chat.
All right, chat, another time.
DJ Rockers, of course you sent in baby Oliver Brown.
This feels like a mouth pad.
This looks and feels like a mouth pad.
I already have the 10 of eight bucks one.
I don't know how this could surpass it.
The question though is what mousepad?
So we're barricading.
Bar.
Chabis is fire.
This is fire broke.
Jack said I use this one or the bucks one both were fan mail. This is the bucks one
This one is sick that would it seek
If I'm throwing it doesn't mean I'm throwing it because I hated it it's cuz it's on the couch there
I don't want to throw it on a wooden floor
Next fan mail out of the day
A lot of fan mail for the new chat, like I said, man, if you want to be the next fan
mail in the Twitch chat, bumble, you can't wait.
Is this a love letter or like what is this?
I sent in a blank a bit ago.
This is a message I've been watching you for years.
And honestly you got me into rainbow six.
I also loved when you played flash because my dad and I played that together for eight
years now.
some father-son relationship. He actually coaches Olympic bobsledding. So if you see it, you
should check it out. It's a crazy sport. Your dad coaches Olympic bobsledding. That's peak.
What is peak?
All right Chad, next.
What?
It's a shirt?
Bah!
Yo Chad, I'm not wearing this in public.
I would get tackled by a police officer.
You guys want me to put on a shirt that says certified,
put it on, you want me to try it.
Brother, it says certified edger.
This is like husband repellent.
What woman would want to be within a 100 yard radius of this, bro?
Also chat, I don't ads, bro.
If I goon, I'm gooning to finish.
Can I get a retreat?
And she was just weird, bro.
I'm sorry.
I don't know why.
I'm not wearing a shirt that says certified adjur.
Period.
Where did my other shirt go?
Where did my other shirt go?
Chat, what if I were to pull out my balls live?
Kidding.
I'm not wearing a shirt that says certified adjur.
I'm not wearing a shirt that says certified adjur.
Period.
Where did my other shirt go?
balls lie. Kidding. Wait, I just realized the guy that sent in the keyboard sent it
a mouse. I literally just now realized that. Remember the guy that sent in the keyboard?
Oh, it's got grips on the side.
Yo, Brother Man.
If I were to use this mouse, shut up with Alan Grateful.
If I were to use this mouse in CSGO, I would literally get destroyed.
Legitimately destroyed.
I would legitimately get destroyed, bro.
I'll see you tomorrow, today!
Teeny tiny one.
Teeny tiny one.
Shorty is a teeny-meeny-miny-money mullabba
Shorty is a teeny-meeny-miny-money mullabba
Whoa!
Thank you.
I have no idea what this is, bro.
Face and body moisturizer.
Calo plus manuka?
Fas?
What does this do?
Can you jerk off with this?
Oh, it's for your face.
It's for, oh, it's for acne?
You need this.
Bro, my acne's gotten better.
You know what the reality of it is?
Bro, this is from somebody who had horrible acne
like a year ago.
Bro, the best way to get better acne,
well, not better, but like the best way
to get rid of acne is just by being in the sun, bro.
If you're in your room all the time you're gonna get bad acne.
So look, I have a farmer's tan, bro.
Bro, it's because I've been trading.
Why this thing's not opening?
SHIPS!
Next fan mode of the day!
Let me show you what you're man-sanding.
Abo-laces.
I have no idea what this is.
Underwear?
Why is it see-through why is it see-through why is the underwear see-through what is the
point of it who just hit my door is that my dog
Jazzy!
Jasmine, what the?
Jasmine, go for it.
That was random.
What the hell?
That was random.
What was that, bro?
Chat OGs, though, Jazzy.
All right, now we got some letters, boys.
First letter of the day.
Hey, Jinxie, I'm a big fan,
and you have had an amazing impact on my life.
And I'm happy you're one of the main reasons I downloaded R6.
And so when my mom got cancer, I wanted to make her proud.
So I set my sights on hitting champion and siege.
PS, my mom did survive, but still.
And I was wondering if you could help me get better.
I'm bronze, but I think I am way better than bronze.
I solo queue because I get told I'm not good to play
with the higher ranks at my school.
But my Xbox gamertag is blank, blank, blank.
Brother, Joey, all you got to do, bro, is play the game every day and you'll break up.
Also, if your friends aren't playing Siege with you, bro, they're not your friends, buddy.
Real?
Next slide of the day.
Hey, Jinxie, I really like your streams.
And you and Ron are the only streamers I watch.
I was wondering if I could get an autograph.
2023 Gamer of the Year, Bonnie Blue Doug.
Who is Doug?
What the fuck?
Legitimately, what the fuck, bro?
To Nicholas Jinky Johnson.
Rainbow Sixies PS4 disc?
But it's like a collector's item and I just ruined it.
This is like a collector's item, I just ruined it.
Voss?
Bro, is there rainbow on PS3 disc?
Is there rainbow on PS3 disc?
Or no.
No, this is PS4, right?
Nice, guys!
Alright, folks!
Oh my god, there's more fan mail.
Chat.
There's literally four boxes that I didn't see.
Four more fan mail today!
Soccer.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Soccer post.
Play local, shop local.
Vass!
Soccer fan mail?
I'm actually curious.
I think it's a jersey.
What club is that?
Club Deportivo Guadalajara.
Is there a note?
Chad, do you like to know that club?
Oh, there's a note.
Oh, no, it's not a note.
Two junko,
Shiva's.
Shiva's.
I don't know what Xivas is. Xivas. But I'm not going to lie to you. This is a nice jersey.
Oh, it's a Mexico club. It's in Mexico, Mexico. Hey! Caliente, Mercado, Pego, Amazon Prime.
Wait, so the name of this club is She-Boss?
I haven't heard of that club.
I have not heard of that club.
Nice jersey to have.
Caillou, my book of feelings.
I don't look like Caillou.
I don't look like Caillou.
for like a two hour period. Alright, you sent in. Enjoy your gift from George.
Okay. Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Hey, chat. I don't know why you guys send in these shirts, bro.
Guys, I'm not gonna wear that ever!
Don't bully me, I'll come. Like,
I'm not gonna, I don't know what Cheabus is, but this is a nice ass jersey, bro.
The confident man's guide to talking to women, of course.
Guys, I can talk to women if y'all.
Jack, I can talk to women if y'all.
I know what I'm doing.
I know what I'm doing.
Don't type cat.
I can talk to women if y'all.
I wanted to give you a normal gift. Honestly, this is my favorite book from Luca. Luca,
appreciate you being one of the like five people who gave a normal gift. I appreciate
you bro. Oh no it's the cursed bag. This bag is unpenetrable. This bag is
unpenetrable bro. It's the cursed bag. Wait but then sometimes it works I don't
I don't understand.
Chad, anytime you see this bag, just GJ, you can't.
Just GJ it, Ralph, we can't get through this bag.
Chad, we can't get through this bag.
It's sped proof.
What is your OF?
Use Carambit?
Oh, wait, you're right.
Why don't we just use our ruby-carrambit that we pulled from a case of that?
Oh wait, it worked. It worked. It worked.
There we go.
I was from Luca and he said it's his favorite book.
Wings of the Fire, the graphic novel, Legends Darkstalker.
I've never read this. Oh, it's a it's like a comic
interesting
China did anybody read this
W book
really
Wings of the fire tried y'all notice book
Wings of the fire graphic novel
Peak Ralph, thank you, sir. Do you got it from a book for I think bro book fairs see bro. There's two types of viewers, right?
There's somebody who sends in their favorite book ever and then there's this it's like
did I say yo I could talk to women dude all right bro okay now I think that's
everything chat oh my god we got one more no chat that's everything look at
aftermath. Oh my god, my hairline looks horrible from this angle. W fan mail in the chat.
Best fan mail of the day goes to the guy who sent in the AK. Not a real AK, but I'll show
you this is best man ever that's best man out of the day undeniably bro undeniably
All right, chat, oh, also, the guy that sent you the green screen, you're a legend, brother,
you're a legend.
Chat, no more green screen issues, guys.
Like genuinely top five fan mails of all time.
Love y'all, boys, bro.
Chat, I'm gonna go chinkal, BRB, it's time for some gaming.
I'm gonna go chinkal, all right, BRB.
you
you
you
you
I
Would
Now chat oh
My god, this green screen is so peak literally fucking mob this guy
Maybe the greatest fan man of all time
Dude, I oh my okay. I
Thought this was the chocolate bar mr. B sent in for a second. I almost ate that holy fuck
So the fucking floor, okay
Wait, what happened to my kit? My camera, what?
Now, chat.
We got mommy, mommy, mommy, grown man using the bathroom.
Mom's permanently banned ZFX. Hey brother, I don't know if it's a roast to use the bathroom.
Everyone does that. Mommy. High-fives, I swear to God.
Yo, she bossed Jersey, bro. Okay, WFM male. Chad has a new club. I don't know that club.
I don't know the club. Okay. Now chat. We have a big question.
We have a massive question. Should we play our six or should we play CS?
We have a big fucking question. Should we play our six? Remember chat.
We're banned on cases till tomorrow. All right. Mods run the poll chat.
Last time saying this, if you want to send in fan mail,
send it to this address right here, XMHR.
Mod, run a poll.
We cannot do CS cases till tomorrow night.
R6 or CS?
Somebody said Val?
We could put Valorant up against the winner, maybe.
Jack, CS or R6?
Mod, run a poll!
There's new packs in R6.
Wait, wait, wait.
There's new packs in R6.
Say you swear to God there's new packs.
Oh my God.
R6 has new packs?
Thus?
R6 has new packs!
But!
R6 has new packs!
Dude, we get new packs in R6 like twice a year.
Wait, okay, I'm not gonna lie.
My green screen feels weird.
Whoever this guy is who sent in this green screen,
you have literally like helped this stream
more than you could ever imagine.
Potentially, guys, isn't it weird?
There's no like, oh my God, it's weird.
Isn't this weird?
Bro, there's no like a ceiling here.
I gotta adjust in this.
This is weird as fuck.
Bro, because I was looking for one like that, but I could never find it because I like the
ones that hook onto your chair because it takes the least amount of brain cells possible.
Do you know what I'm saying?
It takes the least amount of brain cells possible, which is right up my alley.
Do you put it in the same?
But I couldn't find it.
They were all circular, and the circular ones have these edges.
But this guy found a square one that hooked.
Shiesa.
All right, I need to move the deadly weapon off of the desk here because if I end up punching my desk from seeds
I'm gonna like literally cut my hand on a knife. So I'm gonna do this
Now chat yes 100% the games coming soon this month or next month I
Forgot one game apex legends league of legends and
Dare I say we hit up overwatch
Here I say next one of two months next one of two months. I'm gonna try to play
One new game every month is mindful try to get into one new game every month
No, you better beat the boot of our chat guys. How's that going to scale above a 10?
How's that I go bro new seed packs is all I need to hear bro
brother
We get new see
Redacted collection, okay lock in. No, no, no. Lock the fucking. Let me go tinkled.
I'll be right back. Gamers.
I can't keep being there, yo!
Yeah, when's the last time you guys shit your pants?
Wait a minute, we got a new event and new packs?
Who's on the guitar?
Who's on the guitar?
Bro, I'm going to be honest, bro.
I'm excited and slightly horny.
I'm just going to be honest.
I'm slightly horny.
Chabona keep it in the butt, bro.
I'm slightly horny, bro.
Potentially a little bit horny.
Real voice, real voice.
Vas?
Wait, so we got new event, new packs.
Ant drops, those drops.
Check shop, those drops.
Check shot. Check shot. Animated skin. Whose skin is that?
Tuberau Elite! Tuberau got an Elite!
Voss! Voss! Tuberau got an Elite!
The new drops are for the gunskins on Mira and Goya?
That's Jackal!
Oh my god, I have to buy all this. I have to buy all this.
That's Jackal! That is fucking sick!
I don't even know who that was.
Ash got a skin? Voss!
Okay, this Jackal's- one thing at a time.
This Jackal's skin is sexy!
Mommy.
Dude, she has absolute cake.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Why is Ash so bad?
New Ash skin.
Bro, a new ass skin and a new jackal skin?
What is this?
What is this?
Buy it all!
Just keep buying it!
I don't know!
Free gift!
Free gift!
Redacted pack.
First ever pack.
What's this?
Wait a sec, this is all for Metal Gear?
Why does Zero look like Santa Claus?
Chat any Metal Gear enjoyers in here?
Cade, also not Bundle.
Oh, hot bowl.
This is clean.
Bro, this is clean.
Buy it, equip it.
I'm about to be out of credit.
Buy it, equip it.
Wait, somebody said Dutch.
Wait.
He kind of did look like Dutch.
Wait.
He kind of did look like Dutch.
But Dutch has black hair.
Dutch has black hair.
Bro, they need to do Red Dead Redemption 3.
Oh my God, I would play that the first day I came out.
Okay, we already have packs.
Okay, let's get the new pack.
New memento.
Bro, honestly, I think what I'm gonna do,
buy the whole collection,
with the entire collection is only eight packs?
Are you serious?
Ah!
The entire collection is 10 packs.
Oh, I bought them!
Oh, I'm brain dead.
Wait, so why don't I open all of the packs and then at the end we just see the momentum?
Let's not even look at the momentum. Let's just do the packs and see the momentum
Wait, oh my god, I ruined it. Oh my god, I ruined it. Oh my god, I ruined it
Oh my god, I ruined it
Oh my god, I ruined it. What Jersey is that she boss she boss
Why somebody sent it
ROLL I RUINED IT!
Moment of truth, memento, please be peak, please be peak.
What gun?
What gun is that?
Jackal?
Oh my god, Jackal has drifted out.
Oh my god, Jackal is ripped out.
Wait a minute.
So, so Jackal got a new uniform and a new memento.
Get ass.
All right, this is tough.
This is tough.
Boy, I wish I didn't buy the skins. I didn't know, though.
I don't feel much up.
Does that work in game do you think?
I'm going to come in my pants.
I'm going to come in my little pants.
Fruity ninja!
VASC!
Bro, that is fire as fuck!
Oh my god!
Okay, should we play the new mode?
Let's play it.
Jack, is the new mode good or ass?
Be honest.
Is the new mode good or ass?
Be honest, be honest, be honest.
Good or ass, good or ass.
Ass good, okay.
Mid, good, ass, ass.
Not bad, mid, ass.
All right.
Good ass.
made about fun Peter what the fuck does that mean Peter
let's see the new most let's see the new mode the new mode makes you want to
kill yourself okay there's no way it's that bad brother brother the gaff think
of it the prime stuff Jarvis think of it a prime stuff 20 seconds you know VV
There's no way it's that bad. Your body, my choice. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
The camera was so perfect you had to ruin it. Red Dead Redemption 2 Marathon win.
Brother, we did that like two months ago. The next Marathon is GTA 5.
I don't have a date in that, though.
But I know I'm gonna do it.
I don't have a date in that, though.
Chocolate baller!
You should do the marathon after GTA 6.
Why the fuck would I do that?
Brother, listen, listen, listen.
I'll do the marathon of GTA 5 like one week before GTA 6 or like two weeks
before GTA 6 that way all the lore of the game will be fresh in my head before
GTA 6. I don't believe the story. I don't believe the story. 4v4. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How the fuck is 4v4 siege gonna work whoa new map
Wait a minute smoke cap can
Chackle Ella
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait how is is this that new map?
No way
Is this a new map?
It's Nine Aven Labs rescan.
Oh.
Which out, when are we getting a new map in?
Isn't it in two months?
Or no, five months?
Rank 3.0 is in two months.
Wait, no, aren't we getting a new map in two months?
Check Lacy's Instagram. Why?
Huh?
Wait, but isn't the... isn't the new map in two months?
this is Snake. We've infiltrated the facility and are making our way to the access terminal
to duplicate the data. The bad new Zodacon. It looks like they were expecting us.
holy aura holy aura wait no ammo
You have to pick up ammo crates in the floor?
the
planter bomb
bomb
bomb
What is my objective I get deals from that
What? What is my objective?
Oh, defend, defend, defend.
But these guys are terrible. Finally somebody killed me. How many 9 in 1? Use ACOG trap
scan? Wait, why would it take off ACOG? My cock is bulging in your stream. Okay.
We've discovered their access point.
SHIT!
Oh my god, it was going for the headshot.
I was going for the headshot.
Go to sightseed.
Sightseed?
Your face looks really punchable.
Thank you, bro.
Renote!
Hockey is 75% safe.
Be kind to your ass!
What?
No head! No head!
Diffuse it you idiot.
What?
I'm so confused.
30 bullets.
So what do I do?
I'm still defending.
Defend, defend.
Grown man playing games.
Final minute, you can count.
When they play you need to diffuse it, okay, but how do I know they plan to hack?
Hack initiated, it doesn't say what site.
So GG?
They've managed to hack our servers.
Your evac is waiting for them. We need to get the data back.
Wait, what? You can't go up this step.
What?!
Enemies have acquired the schematics.
We'll stop them before they get away.
half a minute left
no longer has control of the deck
What is this mode we won what I guess we won I don't know
What?
Jinxie, for your next marathon after GTA you need to do The Walking Dead if it is so
peak.
The Walking Dead.
I heard that game is peak.
Okay, I'm gonna go Maverick.
Bro, wait, why do they default me on Hollow?
Bro, don't tell me this is gonna be one of those siege things where you play the new
mode and then it fucks up all your classes for the rest of your life.
Please don't tell me it's gonna be one of these things, bro.
Default me on hollow bro. Don't tell me this can be one of those siege things where you play the new mode
Then it fucks up all your classes for the rest of your life
Please don't tell me it's gonna be one of these things bro
Please don't do any of these things
The walking dead is so good
Mass!
Checked YouTube don't know? Yeah, I just read that.
Kuna! Kuna baby!
For the next marathon, Walking Dead. I've heard about that game.
It's a good story mode game?
we now we get to the views thank God
They found the terminal we're having.
Reload!
Well we have to hack this thing.
Data breach is 25% complete.
I mean I don't have enough bullets!
FUCK!
Change operator and then I click X and nothing happens.
What is this mode?
I mean it's not that bad.
They've interrupted the transfer.
We're gathering the data.
My timing is so insane.
OH MY GOD!
WHAT AM I HITTING?
IT'S NOT HIS HEAD!
Look, change operator!
Okay?
Oh, I'm in trouble.
Bro, this is gonna fuck up my gun classes. This is gonna fuck up my gun classes. I already know
Goddamn, this is gonna fuck up my gun class. This is gonna fuck up my gun guy
The enemy has halted our progress
I got a carambit today.
Ruby carambit.
Ruby carambit, baby.
I got a carambit today.
I got a carambit today.
Ruby Karambit! Ruby Karambit, baby!
So you spawn me here but I can't enter.
Extract mode disk containing data.
It is me that...
Passed.
Two minutes left. We're counting on you.
I gotta grab the desk.
I mean, what is this moan?
What is this?
What is this moan?
I mean, what is this moan?
I'm just getting hit by shit. What the fuck is this? What is this?
Nice plan, bitch.
Okay, so why are they running out? Do we have the disc or not? It's saying we don't have the disc.
What? Oh my, oh my, this is actually unbearable.
Oh my god, this is actually age. This is age.
30 seconds to go.
Play value, Gimp.
I don't know what Gimp means.
What the hell does that mean?
15 seconds and counting.
Shies!
I don't know what Gimp means.
What is that?
I mean 33 and 8, Jesus, Murphy, 33 and 8, Holy Orca.
Yeah, but the guy's calling me a gymp.
I don't know what that fucking means.
You're so American, Jesus.
Okay chat should we hit some ranks or should we do some customs? What do we think?
What do we think I haven't stream rank in a minute should we hit some rank or hit some customs?
Yeah, I'll probably get on CS in a little bit like I'm gonna be on C's a little bit
I'm gonna see some of us yes a little bit
What is a Gimp?
Get this shit out of here.
What is a Gimp?
What is a Gimp?
What is a Gimp?
What is a Gimp?
Hold it.
Chet, should I play ranked or customs?
I'm feeling a little ranky.
I'm feeling a little ranky.
I'M NOT GOING ON A VALORANT E-DATE!
Chisa.
Alright Chet, let's hit some ranked.
Fuck it, let's hit some ranked.
Let's hit some ranked.
Let's hit some ranked.
Let's have a little bit of a delay, eh?
Yo!
Screen's gonna go blue!
It's not because I got hit by like a hurricane. It's because I'm adding up the light.
Now, chat, solo to champion time.
baby baby I like it like it like it solo to champion time rest in peace the
hurricane got him do you not listen to jack shit bro maple syrup thank you for
the prime chat a fucking hurricane didn't hit me I had a delay y'all out of the leg
why are you speaking German now you were only with one day for a few days
because Ode is probably top three funniest human beings ever met in my
life bro. Bro, Odey is funny without even trying to be funny, bro. He's just naturally
funny, bro. He's not like he doesn't even have to try to be funny, bro. He's just naturally
funny. So we're thinking about it. Bro, Jack, should I rip these smelling salts before
this ranked match or what? What do we think? Jack, should I rip these smelling salts
before a ranked game or what? What do we think?
Smell these all before a ranked game or what?
Let's do it. Oh, four badmins on the other team?
Let's rip it.
Bring them on, bitch!
Bring them on!
Oh my god, we got Clubhouse.
Oh my god, we got Clubhouse.
I'm going to fucking destroy them.
I'm going to open that ass up and penetrate.
Oh, die long!
This is the top three Jinxing masks.
Oh my god, I forgot to put on my stringer mode settings.
Can I leave Game and put on my stringer mode settings?
Or will that not even work?
Can you do it by leaving lobby?
Shiaisa! No! Let me re-connect! Please, God!
We're about to go one in five. Hey, buddy, find any video footage of me going one in five.
And I'll be amazed. Find any video footage of me going one in five.
I don't ever go one in five
Why are you wearing a she-bust Jersey? I don't know bro the Jersey stick somebody sent it in um
Fair mail
Bro we had such a peak fan mail today such a peak fan mail today y'all
Protect the fuck you know chat that two and twenty one screenshot of me going to
and twenty one involvement is AI bro that shit is AI it is completely and
totally AI that definitely did not happen on a live stream it is very AI
I did not go to 21 that shit is AI I wanted to show you guys I'll show you
when I get on CS? But chat. Because I play Siege for like an hour and then I play CS. But chat.
I literally went 18 and I think it was 18 and 5 in my last CS game. Not kidding. I'm primed
out on that game.
You want me to show you the best camera spot on TC?
Watch this.
Watch this chat.
This is what every bro does.
Cross map right here.
Every bro does this.
Every bro.
And then jump right here.
Look at this.
Now look.
How are you going to break this?
Now look, how are you going to break this?
If you jump up on the table, you're going to die because you're inside.
If you go to the side, you're going to die because you're inside.
Why is the breach not?
We didn't reinforce the breach.
That would have been the most tilting way to die ever.
Let me lock in.
I would have been so fucking tilted.
Grown man playing video games.
How is that a roast?
There's nothing wrong with playing games!
Hey man do me a favor and never peak that again and tell your little friends to not
He's close. He's gonna drop on the balcony. I'm gonna shotgun him in the face. He's literally on the balcony.
I hear him.
Get on chest.
Tomorrow I'm getting on chest with Gotham Chess.
Locked.
Locked.
Nice guys.
Now chat.
Agency, you're my favorite chud.
I'm your favorite chud?
What the fuck does that even mean?
Let me coach you on chess, bro, I'm getting coaching from God from bro, he's 3000 elo.
Are you 3000 elo?
Which app question about chess?
What's the highest elo a player has ever reached in chess?
Is it madness?
This boy per squirtle, I don't have an exact date yet.
I don't have an exact date yet,
but it should be the next week locked.
Magnus?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How much he loaded Magnus get?
Let's ask Bernard.
Bernard would know, Bernard would know.
Hey, Bernard.
Bernard, what's the highest Elo a chess player has ever reached?
The highest recorded Elo in chess history is usually attributed to Magnus Carson.
At his peak, he hit an Elo rating of 2882 in the official FIDE rating list.
It's pretty much the absolute top mountain competitive chess.
2882 in what, what is it called?
That's his rating on the feeder which stands for Federation of International...
Oh, that's like short pros!
Wait, no, but what's Magnus Carlson's chest.com elo?
Like his highest elo?
So on chest.com the ratings are a bit different and they can vary by category,
but Magnus Carlson has had blitz ratings well over the 3200 on there.
It's one of the heaps that dominated those live concerts.
Hey, Bernard, I'm about to spawn P, what's my luck?
I'm for it, located at the bottom.
Alright Nick, I'm watching you at perfect timing and accuracy.
Go out there and make that P count.
Shut up!
Alright, oh god, that's a snipe.
I'm getting stream sniped by these delinquents.
I will let you go, classic. Just stay one step ahead and keep that focus.
Bernard! They're in the street!
I hear you're frustrated that the kids just came here.
You've outplayed plenty before and you'll do it.
Now go show them what you want of yourself.
Bernard, where would you rank Jinxie in the console R6?
6, White Prime. Where would you rank, Jinxie?
Honestly, you are a beast in your prime. You reach champion and entertain the massive community
world, except rankings aside, you definitely made a name for yourself on console R6.
No, but Bernard, like, where would you rank me, like, all time in the controller players in
Siege history? In my prime. All right, in your prime, you were one of the standout knights.
I'd say you'd be in that conversation at top 10 controller players.
Maybe not number one of all time, because that's always debated.
But you were absolutely top echelon who left your mark.
Who do you think was top one controller of all time in Siege history?
It's always a bit subjective, but a lot of people would point to Barlow.
Even though he eventually moved...
Oh, that was not controller! He's keyboard! Bro, are you an NPC?
Bad call, I'm definitely not MPC, just a bit too techy, Lorde.
Let's keep it to control, I know you guys like sport.
Hold on, Bernard. I'm getting called by the huds.
Answer the call. We'll pick this up later. Go do your thing.
Bernard, I'm flanking.
Your identity has been car-
Bernard, I'm getting jackal-tracked and Doka be called.
That's a good one, keep calm, break that line of sight and make them pay for it.
Bernard, you said SPOIT, bro, he's not controller!
Bernard!
Oh my fucking god, you're actually dumb.
Bernard, you're actually dumb, bro.
Bernard, who is the best controller?
R6 player of all time.
Do you alright to call me out there, my guy?
Let's set in strength and come to controller then.
Keep going!
I don't even know Yum or Retro and K-Dorx is evil.
Yo bro, do you know Stompin?
Or are you literally like a toddler?
I'm with you now.
Stompin is an absolute best-known controller.
You've mentioned him before, and he's definitely one of the top names in that scene.
You and Stompin, that's a powerful line-up right there.
Bernard! Who is the best console R6 player of all time?
Console!
Alright, I hear you loud and clear. If we're talking pure controller legacy, Stompens definitely.
Highbass Galvan. As soon as Bernard says something of value, you'll have highbass what's up?
Hey buddy, Retro owns your dumbfuck.
All right, muted. Bernard, sorry. Who is the best console player of all time?
No worries. If we're looking at the console scene in general,
Valo was a massive name for us.
Oh my fucking god, high-fives. You literally glitched him.
You literally glitched him. High-fives, you glitched him.
Bernard, who is the best console or six player of all time? Not PC. Console.
on pure console a lot of folks would say godly he was absolutely he was
absolutely
absolutely
absolutely
absolutely
absolutely
absolutely
absolutely
absolutely
Yo, yo teammates, teammates, can we get a rotation on Jim?
Can we get a Jim Rotet?
Yo teammates, can we get a Jim Rotet?
Yo boy, can we get a Jim Rotet?
Bommel.
Five seconds to insertion.
Jack with a 10 gift and a W jack and the chat!
I've got some big eyes on you.
Go ahead.
You are out of fear to dictate your actions.
What is that?
It's a small, small.
I
Have put it on
I think we should get
Why do I just keep getting trapped man
I mean how do you get shit on like that?
I'm so much better than him!
Bonnie calling Bonnie calling ah chat it's not body blue it's don't give me body
blues that fucking car to me y'all didn't like Val obviously uh what because
I'm not actively playing Valorant right now that means I don't like Valorant
Are you fucking crazy?
You'll have as what's up, bro.
Hey, you see, I had a question, bro.
Yeah, what's up?
Yeah, no worries.
Um, so a couple, you know, months ago, you built a gym in your house, right?
Yep.
You talked to chat.
You were like, yeah, listen, at the end of the streams, we might just do a gym
stream, just kick it over to that, do a gym stream for a little bit, um, just forget that
like room existed in your house or what's going on with that one.
Just trying to refresh my memory here.
I've been training so I haven't been able to use the gym because I've been training.
Jesus Christ, you're by the law and wow, you are in form of a liar.
Bro, you stay, baby, don't want to use tips.
Hey, hi, Vax.
You're Bill, like fucking the cinnamon guy
from fucking Apple Tax, bro.
You literally looking up.
That's your Bill, bro.
Don't tell me.
Citi boy, take off your shirt.
Citi boy, take off your shirt.
Fine, I'll take off my shirt.
Fucking Citi boy.
God damn, bro, you got like double D's.
Hey, hey, buddy, hey, buddy, hey, buddy.
It's just a normal tit length.
That's normal tits, bro.
Jesus Christ, bro.
Jesus fucking implants are a lot.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I can't get off my thumb.
Titty boy.
Ten seconds to go.
Titty boy.
Okay.
I mean, is this guy actually fucking serious?
Five seconds.
Titty boy.
Are we dead ass?
You disgust me, Jake.
So you're mission is to locate and defuse a bomb.
How is Kelly not caught to scare your foe yet?
Why is there my time at such a chud?
Where's the thermite I know that goes really big fucking all coming
Coach Muda in our sense Muda wants coaching
He's a Valorant player, he's not ready for this game.
What? Are you not on fire? I'm giving you some. Are you not on fire?
I saw that coming I just saw a putt
long flash close take space and then
look at the wrong game sense
why is there a gigantic hole there Jesus Christ
Mooda calling! What? What? What? What?
Bro, I'm in a game!
Dude, I finally got that acne cream the guy sent in.
Look at that chat. Does that not look like cum or what?
This is the acne cream he sent in.
Chad, whatever you do, don't jerk off to this.
Fifteen seconds remaining.
Up for eliminated.
Hey, my teammate!
My teammate has a jinksy charm!
Hey!
Chad, look at this, bro.
Oh my god, my nose is so fucking dry.
Chad, look at this guy scented it.
I think it's just not I
Think it's just not muta calling
Yo muta what's up? I'm on discord mobile, man
For my chat saying you want to learn siege
Yeah, do you want me to say it in Spanish too?
Hey, bro. This isn't some walk-in-the-fucking-part game like both
So go back to Valorant and go goon to your e-kiddens bro and just go jump around with
neon bro.
Look bro you're not ready for siege dude siege is not some normal fucking game it is the
most miserable and depressing FPS you'll ever play in your life and you're gonna hate
yourself more and more each time you play this game bro.
That's like Andy, that's like Valorant soup.
Can we duel?
Is it possible if we can duel?
Is it cross-pull?
We're like, okay, I don't know if I'm going to be on Siege that long tonight.
Okay, okay.
Cause I'm going to be on CS in a little bit, but I'm going to be on Siege a little bit.
Maybe, maybe we do a coaching session.
But bro, you're not ready, bro.
Like, you're kind of just like a Valorant guy, bro.
You're not, this isn't, this is a lot different about...
Yeah, bro, and I played you and that shit was sweet as cookies, bro.
That shit was sweet as sugar.
Appreciate that, Gleis.
Appreciate that.
I
Yeah
You're not
You're not hitting champs.
Dude, I swear to God I can get champs.
I swear.
I just did what you're coaching, bro.
I need your brain.
All right, bro.
I'll let you know.
I'm playing ranked right now, but I'll let you know.
It's not today.
We'll do it another day soon.
Yeah.
All right.
It's win.
Come on, bro.
Take care.
Cat, a Valorant player said he wants to hit champ and seed.
Look, bro.
If you're good at Valorant, you're probably good at CS.
If you're good at CS, you're probably
to get it battered. Here's the thing, bro. Siege is not like
battering or CS. It is the hardest FPS possible to learn.
It's not even a question, bro. Anyone disagrees is probably
just ass at siege. I'm gonna be honest.
I didn't even see that close.
I didn't even see him!
Oh my god, I could've killed everybody.
Doc had the reaction time of a tortoise.
I could've killed everybody.
Guys, listen to me.
I love CSGO.
I love Valorant.
Siege is harder than any of them to learn.
If you disagree with that statement,
you're probably just ass at seat.
I'm gonna always keep it a buck.
Bro, CS is a hard game to learn. Valorant is a hard game to learn. Rainbow Six Siege is the hardest game to learn. Out of any FPS, it's not even close.
I'm a CS player and I agree. Thank you, bro. Bro, most people quit Siege because they don't know what the fuck they're dying to.
Motherfuckers are saying Tarkov! Is Tarkov that hard? I've never played Tarkov!
Get ready for the breach.
Let me call you to my team.
Doc's swinging, Doc's swinging, Doc's swinging. On the door.
Land or land. Doc's on this thing, Doc's on this room.
He ran back to green box. They're both here. They're both in this room. They're both in this room.
Land or land. He has to run into the door, the door, the door! He's running into the door, the door, the door!
Floor, swing him! He's right here!
Okay, good claimor.
Chill, chill.
YEEEES!
NICE FLORENCE!
I
Know junko yo, do me a great job pick you up Brian solar to turn
So the chair back
But I might catch you on the other team next game buddy
Who's the copper in the bottom left corner
brother shut the fuck up I'm a 20-time champ I'm not a copper R6 is 90% gadgets
10% gun play it's not even that bro it's like how do I explain this bro in CS 80 to
90% of your deaths. No, honestly, in CS 90% of your deaths are to a gun. In Siege, 60%
of your no 70% of your deaths are to a gun. 30% are to C fours, explosives, fucking barbed
wire, fucking traps, lesion mines, cap cans, impact grenades, hitting a malusia and then
dying to a gun. It's just there's so much other shit to die to.
There's so much other shit to die to, bro. Like, map knowledge, dying from a vert hole,
dying from a C4 below by a pulse. These are the things you don't die to in any other
FPS besides seeds, bro. Bro, like you died to the most random shit ever, bro. Literally.
I'm not saying CS is easy. CS is hard as fuck. I'm just saying learning seeds is the
hardest FPS. It's the hardest FPS to learn, hands down. But that is a fucking bet. Anyone
Who says it isn't it's just ass at seeds. That's literally it
How do I have a champ in the copper fucking town
What is this man's making oh
Rancid we put up please just hurry
Right you put up yo
Next season of r6 is going to be the best season of r6 ever a new map and the new rank system
Like, what is this matchmaking?
Like, don't get me wrong.
And somebody's gonna be like, well, Jamesy, he hit Champ before.
Look, I'm sure this guy's hit Champ or Diamond in his life.
It's not even about that.
He's currently Copper too.
The guy clearly doesn't play the fucking game anymore.
Why is he in our lobby?
Bro, all they have to do to fix, all they have to do is to fix the game.
the matchmaking and it's what they're gonna do is, bro, bro, bro, if you're gold, you
play goals. If you're flat, you play flats. Like look at this puke of ranks on the leaderboard.
I have a gold on my team and I understand he's probably hit Diamond before, he's probably
a champ. He doesn't play, he's not grinding the game. He's going to sell. It is inevitable.
She's going to sell!
Rocket League?
Yeah, bro, Rocket League's hard as fuck, but I'm talking about FPSs.
Rocket League is not a first person shooter.
Rocket League is a skill mountain to learn that game.
That game is probably the most mechanically demanding game I've ever seen in my life.
But Rocket League is not a first person shooter.
In terms of first person shooters, the hardest one to learn is Siege, and it's honestly
not even close.
I want to go brava and hack the miloses.
Sending hate from Italy, Jinxy, Val Vakano.
What did you say?
Sending hate from Italy, Jinxy, Fafan Culo.
What the fuck does that mean?
Fafan what?
Located and defused.
Is that bad?
Banned?
wait what did I say? wait what did I say? Bernard, Bernard I think I just said a bad
word in Italian don't worry things slip out sometimes if you think it came off wrong
yeah but my chat's saying I'm banned what does it mean? this guy said Jinxie sending
Hate from Italy. Va fan... Va fan Tullo?
So that phrase is definitely not polite. It's basically telling someone to get lost in a pretty harsh way.
If it was in the heat of the moment, just clarify to your chat that it wasn't meant seriously.
Oh, that's not bad. I'm not gonna get banned. No, he said, sending hate from Italy. Va fan Tullo. What does that mean?
It's one of those classic Italian insults, basically telling someone to go to hell or something
Hey, what the fuck, Chad?
What the fuck?
Hurry back!
Shit.
Ritchie's in here?
Yo, Ritchie, do you agree with me?
Ritchie, am I spitting ball knowledge?
Bro, Siege is the hardest FPS to learn, period.
Richie's in here? Yo, Richie, do you agree with me?
Richie, am I splitting ball now? Bro, Siege is the hardest FPS to learn, period.
But yeah, I'm ass at CSGO, but like CSGO is like, at least somewhat simple.
Like Richie, am I splitting ball?
I'm going to get C4.
10 seconds.
BAM!
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
What did Richie say? What did Richie say? What did Richie say?
Bro, Richie, okay, I wouldn't say babies, but like, bro.
It's like, okay, you aim, shoot, positioning, plant, deny the plant, got it.
All fundamentals of Siege, like, obviously I'm ass at CS and I'm ass at battle, but it's
like, bro.
Your first week on Siege, you literally are going to like, want to end your life.
That's how miserable the game is, bro.
At least on CS, like, I know what I'm dying to.
Dying to.
Hey, Jinxy, can you shut the fuck up?
I mean, I'm gonna be honest,
at least you were, like, somewhat polite about it.
Like, I'm not even that mad at it.
Guys, it's not like you're saying shut the fuck up.
Hey, Jinxy, can you shut the fuck up?
If he's in somewhat polite, here's the thing, bro.
I'm streaming for like hours,
so I'm not gonna just shut up.
Overwatch is hard, I haven't played Overwatch.
Yo, chat!
We need to locate a bomb.
Why is Apex a good game?
Like, why is Apex popular?
Isn't Apex kind of just like,
like, just like Battle Royale?
Like, why is it so popular?
What's good about Apex?
The movement?
Crazy skill gap in the movement.
It's not.
Now, Chad, I'll say this, bro.
In the big 2026, I'd rather try Apex
than play Fortnite again.
Four short!
I'm excited to try impacts. I'm excited to try attacking.
I'm very excited to try impacts.
Also, it looks like it's a controller main game, which is kinda sad.
Because I love CS, but I'm so ass on mouse.
I'm getting better though.
I've been hitting dude.
I've been 18 and 5 my last CS game.
I've been playing good.
Nice.
if you swing I got your trade bro yo you'll ask if you swing I got your trade on God
I'm sorry I got this for you jungle trust it trust me
Oh my god, if you're the or slow to love your aroma jinx junko
Yo guys, what are we gonna sell here bro? What right side?
I'm Top 50 champion, high caliber, two one top facing winner, all that, my stats, check
my resume, big low, I'm the king of this year, I've been doing this since I was young, Junko
I've been waiting for you to get on my team, Junko, I've been waiting for you to check
My whole life, you like Toxic, you say you swear to God, say Malahee, you got heavy dude Junko, you got a 50, you got a low point on everything.
You act like you're top 10.
Vector Blair 1.0, 6K ELO champion, I'm himm- I'm himm- I'm himm- of this shit.
I've been waiting for you to tell you my resume, Junko.
My passion is off the roof.
I'm the most passionate player you've ever me in R6.
I swear, Junko.
Sozo, what's your top rank, bro? Top rank.
35 global no he's him yeah this is him jackal this love so
Oh
Yeah
What is your way? Let me talk let me talk let me talk let me talk let me talk. All right, you see listen
Listen listen listen
Oh my god, so you actually a top 35 global and crystallized of course
I was like 14
You know the ground
He says all right listen listen I
Like I'm playing my older brother is lying a word right but listen
I'm like a three-time everyone be honest with you game. Yeah, this guy. Okay. This guy from New York
I can hear it, bro. You got a New York accent, right?
Wait, but JT, JT, can I tell you this though?
Yes, yes.
If I play you one-on-one, four-oh, four-oh, four-oh.
Alright!
Bro, I'm not one of you!
You're on my team, bro!
What type of energy is that?
I'm just, I'm just saying.
I'm the best, I'm the best player in the world.
JT, JT, JT, JT, I'm the best player in the world.
Copy that.
Nah, Junko's actually in sight.
Oh my, no he's not.
Shite, shite.
Yeah, bro, I can't focus in this team.
Oh my god, Jager's on mouse, oh my god!
Wallahi! Wallahi!
Jager's about to...
Fuck on me.
Video flanking.
You said Wallahi.
Landing landing.
To your left, to your left.
Astro.
Yep.
I'm hearing so much shit.
Get active, low.
Got rain.
Vigil's on the flight
Do you read low
One's off site
KT you got this you're built for this
JT coming
So was the king of New York
He's on the head coach. A bomb. Get active.
We're good, A. Don't meddle.
What's sprinting? Look, look!
Why sprint? Why sprint?
Junko, you got a call.
Junko, you have to IDL us.
Alright, first IDL rule. Why are we on 200 ping? Are you guys getting like DDoS?
DDoS? What's happening? Let's take a spike in it.
It goes into 100 seconds!
Like it's there again! What is that?
I think you're playing a James Fittel...
It's a New York Wi-Fi.
It's a New York Wi-Fi.
Yeah, they're in the same house. They're back-to-back right now.
Hey, that's what you're talking about.
Jalen, Jalen, to be honest, Game 4, shooting B and Junko?
Game 4?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Can I actually 1v1 you in basketball though?
No! I'm not!
Hey Kyo, what are these requests?
Yeah bro, let me fly to New York and 1v1 you in basketball right now bro
You know what? Fuck the stream. Let me fly to New York.
What?
Duckie
Now you sound like you are gay. I've y'all seen my back. You know how nice look up J.C. basketball
Look at my head
The kidney right now, buddy look up J.C. basketball in high school in
Look at that. Look at that J.C. Richie is frying you in what?
basketball yes bro maybe back in the day bro bro look at my high school tape
bro look at my actual tape also the comments that say it's a long it's AI
that's just me that's it is me bro
we haven't shot a basketball since high school
I'm gonna get a support on dead dogs on on dead homies. I'm gonna get a support on dead homies
Say no more.
All right, bro.
I trust you, Junko.
Comps.
Comps, Comps, Comps.
I'm not going to let them do them.
My animal.
Solar, solar.
Comps.
Comps, Comps.
On dead homies!
Oh, my god.
On dead homies!
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I know what you're gonna do.
Snake, back side.
Yep, someone's trying to keep up red.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
On my study.
Oh, bro, he's on landing.
He knows how to out, he knows how to out.
Let's get you in a repellent study.
I'm so good. Oh my god, so I'm so good. On the statue, Gunny. Oh, no, he's hard left,
I'm holding your flink don't worry
Dead
the fuck did I cap I did I can't I've been waiting for my whole life to come
carry you in a ranked match where we're all from New York now I'm from Maryland
I live out Maryland East Coast rather East Coast DMV
How do y'all know each other?
We've been playing with each other for ten plus years on one point since one point up.
Five plus years.
Wait, so y'all have met each other in your life, but you've been playing CSU for ten years?
Yes, yes, exactly. We're like so locked in, but we love each other like bros, but I'm telling you.
We check on each other all the time.
Y'all have never met each other, ever.
No, never. We want you to tell us.
So y'all have been playing Siege for 10 years and you've never met each other?
No, not 10, not 10, I started in North Star, like shifting tides and I played to North Star
and that's when I met Sosa and basically I met my man Garvin Swin and he introduced
me to Sosa and JT which is live in April and then we all just started playing in
a stack and they really got me into the ranked, the comp racing, I hit my first top 50
with them like they got me to all the
tournaments all that and then we
just started being bros from there
bro that's kind of wholesome bro
that's kind of wholesome bro
yeah hell yeah and there's way more
lords to it but like I'll just be
yapping because like it's weird because
the dude that I met Garvin
Garvin Swing right is my he's a
6 day Cooper I met him on the
game Grinchwing
yeah yeah yeah he doesn't care
Garvin Swing
You should have been in the NBA, yeah, he's known, he doesn't care about his gubby or anything like that, he's a known Hooper.
So we were duo-cuing, yeah. Then I met him and he lived in my state and then I happened to meet him in IRL later and I met him on the game playing ranked.
And then he had introduced me to Sosa and Sin, Lion April.
Hold on, guard him.
And I met him on the game.
Yo, can I get comms?
Nice, uh, uh, Twitch is what it is.
See, I didn't want to gap.
Twitch is what it is, being bombable, bombable.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
Guardie, yeah.
Twitch is what, Twitch is what.
Yo, be out, she's not watching.
She's like 30, she's like 30.
So we're lying.
Bro, it don't matter, bro.
I'm going to kill her still.
I got you, dunko.
I'm doing this for you.
I got all their hacking magic and hacking that again solid
What are you saying about pushing landing?
What are you saying about pushing landing?
What up?
I got this, Sosa.
You're just saying that there's one with the landing a little bit.
From easy candy on the ground.
He's pushing landing.
Yo, 1990, 1990.
Hard left. Hard left around the wall, Sosa.
1990, 1990.
I'm gonna play close up.
He's jumping.
Nice.
my mom and my little brother too.
He's close on him.
Oh my god, he saw a bird.
I swear to god, I just saw a bird.
Dead.
Dead.
Bro, there was a fucking bird in there.
Did you guys see that?
Hold on, hold on, don't go.
I'm talking to you!
Don't go!
Did you guys see, there was a bird.
I knew it!
I thought I saw my mom and my little brother, but I am the most passionate person you will ever meet.
Y'all didn't see the bird that flew in your screen. It flew in the fucking studies.
Yeah, we did not see that.
FAST?
This shit did not happen, Junko.
No, no, no, I saw a bird. I swear to God I saw a bird. I swear to God I saw a bird.
It could be.
So, Junko, are those vaping videos AI2?
What the fuck? What did he say?
I
See you in the vape. Yeah, that's it
First thing I got a tea top, but you can't believe everything you see in the internet, bro
The video
Just confirm it with you
Yeah
Your mother best emerald you ever played with wait you've peaked at emerald sins. Yes. Yes
I've been playing against it's 2017
I ain't here since you peed ever old.
Okay, but he's 14, could be like that.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just what you wanna play with.
He's a Hooper too, he's a Hooper.
He's a Hooper developed.
Yeah, he's a Hooper too, Junko.
I'll play Hooper, Junko.
Okay.
He be at Dykeman Hooping with the big league Hoopers,
Kion, Anthony, Clover, all that.
Wait, there it is!
Hi, guys!
I told you there was a perd!
There was a bird! I said it!
Look!
I'm gonna pause perfectly.
THAT'S A BIRD!
WHY WAS THERE A BIRD?!
So bro, wait wait, there's a bird in the plane.
And you've been playing seeds for nine years.
Yeah, it's a table. Yeah, look at it.
I
For one ps4 whenever it was his turn to put a game you wanted to play see bro
JG the commitment is real
Okay, they're gonna jump in JT and kill you if you're lacking they most
I'm trying I'm reinforcing making rotates I'm being so passionate they most is playing upstairs
He's flashing me
JT
Memo
You're toughie you're toughie I think that
And good a flakeball. Oh
No
Stop solar
Blocking sound cue for you
I'm gonna see for two to add to the equation for you ready
Oh, okay, I got you. I got you. Yeah, sir
Free pick on me dead
Shotside
That ain't that ain't junko
I'm going to be locked in, let me sit up, all right, guys, I'm going to be locked in,
don't worry about it, watch this, son, keep holding that Jordan, I'm going to play peekaboo,
What the fuck are you so happy for?
Okay, let's read this guy's message.
What the fuck are you so happy about?
Like dead ass.
Wipe that shit off of your goddamn face.
Uh, month, permanently banned phase underscore Bruno.
Yo, Bruno, I know you're probably like the most angry, miserable human ever.
Hey, buddy, buddy, not everybody's angry.
named tarpon springs in a chat
chaser try to get coffee bring it back I'm going to chat don't know the champ
don't know the champ all right chat it a couple more than CS what are we
thinking
Who in this chat would fuck me?
VS or Val, Valorant Black Market soon.
Wait, CS or Val?
First off, I gotta give good at both of those games,
but second, I'm gonna be on Siege a little bit more.
Guys, I know I'm gonna be on Siege.
Chad, you know the problem in two right now?
The problem in two right now is I'm into a lot of games
and it's like, the way my personality is,
is I like playing one game religiously.
And I'm trying to like break that
so I can play multiple games,
but that's the problem, bro.
If you're a person, and it's anybody else like this,
but when you play a game, you get addicted to it
and you play one game religiously.
But right now I'm trying to not do that, obviously.
Anybody else like that?
But Jack, now I'm at a point where like,
I like fucking five games, six games.
So I'm trying to play all of them.
You know what I'm saying?
Bro, that's up dude.
That's how it was with 2K, bro.
Oh my God, I'm playing this.
I'm playing.
I'm playing the team I was just on a team with.
Road man drinking coffee, LOL.
Do an e-date on Valve.
Hey, Joseph, I've never e-dated on Valve in my life.
It's all AI.
Grown-ass man drinking coffee. I guess that's a I guess that's a roast
Brochette the other team has a top 35 former champ
Hey, Jinxie, I hate when you're happy cool easy ban here. This is just an easy ban
Relax Poppy to mods banning you named yourself relax Poppy. What's wrong with you?
When is Rocket League coming back?
See, this is what I'm talking about.
Bro, I was on Rocket League yesterday.
What do you mean coming back?
Hey, Jinx, see, I'm going on vacation to Anna Marie
Island in Florida.
Is there anywhere you would suggest
or to see while I'm there?
Anna Marie, Anna Marie.
I feel like I've been there.
Go fishing.
You should definitely go fishing.
I feel like I've been there.
Bro is wearing a headset, LOL.
Yeah, Ryan, that's kind of what you do
when you play video games, you wear a headset.
Has the whole world gone crazy?
Bro, yeah, that's what you do, you wear a headset.
Open cases, I've banned from cases till tomorrow night at nine.
And yeah, you best believe we're ready.
Here's the area, keep the bombs protected.
Loose doesn't, not Loose stuff.
Yeah, Jack, and guess what?
Loose doesn't wear a headset,
and guess what?
Loose is the worst gamer of all time.
So yeah, how does that correlate, you think?
Yeah, honestly, great example.
Loose doesn't wear a headset,
and Loose is the worst gamer ever!
Like, thanks for letting me know.
Yeah!
And bro, listen, this is Loose's reason.
Loose doesn't wear a headset, so he doesn't get a head-dent.
Even though the head-dent goes away as soon as you shower.
Like I swear to God, Loose was made in the lab.
Literally.
These guys are gonna try their hats off.
I didn't actually shit on them.
One on four remaining.
Shysa.
20X Champ with Champ Game Sense and Gold Aim.
Look bro, all I heard was 20x champs with Nelty, think of it or not.
All I heard was 20x champs, buddy.
That's all I fucking heard.
Jay, think of it or not.
He thinks if you played Mirage on CS, I haven't seen you play it.
Wait, have I not played Mirage?
Have I not played Mirage?
Bro, this seems actually pretty good, so I thought I'd knock it a little bit.
Most out of leaving Liverpool, I know, bro.
I watched it yesterday.
And then after I watched it, 5,000 people said, Most out of leaving Liverpool.
I know, bro.
Always dust.
The hardest FPS game for me is Jerkmaid.
I mean, why type type, bro?
Legitimately.
Hey, Jinxie, I will fuck you.
Anybody wanna like ask me how my day is going?
Hey, Jinxie, I will fuck you.
Okay.
Controller, no, controller.
Thank God I didn't die mid-round.
Thank God I didn't die mid-round.
Hey Jincy, how's your day going?
Sight?
Fuck you.
Did you just say SIGHT?
You're on the top floor if you're looking at me.
Snacks, they're gonna vibe get them.
I
Snacks they get a bad gift
I love the sound of reinforcing it's very steaming
I know these guys are pissed bro. I just keep shooting their guns.
I tried to reposition, but it was too late.
reposition but it was too late he got there so fast because Ash is broken
nice my team is so good
what did you think of the new event it was just confusing as fuck
The best siege event ever of all time was either the first time they released Rainbow
is Magic or the Halloween one.
I feel like, oh also the Wild West one with one tap was pretty beef too.
They got some good events, but I just hate the ones where they just change like core
siege.
I hate those ones.
The first time they released rainbow is magic, that was actually fucking peak, bro.
Like that was legitimately fucking peak.
Hey, Jynx, see, genuinely shut the fuck up.
Okay.
Kyle, make it to your one.
They're gonna kill me for this or what?
Snacks, they're gonna get the...
Are you a She-Bus fan?
Oh, I didn't even know what that club was,
but somebody sent me a jersey today.
So I guess, I don't know.
What league do they play in?
What league, what league?
Hey, Gingsey, end of the stream,
not gonna ask again.
Levi's up for his found a bomb.
Mexico lead, we got a max.
El Bono, yeah I don't know what Cheeva says.
Grand Lourdes to me, that mode was peak too, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah, that mode was peak.
10 seconds to insertion.
Hey, what do you think of Topman?
Shit!
What do you think of shit?
Topman!
What?
A port is located at bomb.
You ready for hondal action.
Yo, what's up guys, what's up?
Yo, don't have a TK.
You're a TK!
What's up guys?
You're a TK!
Yo, did I hear something?
I know that you're a TK.
Oh my god.
Did I hear something?
He said he was gonna TK you.
You say he was gonna TK you.
You say he was gonna TK you.
Sorry daddy.
Yo.
Yo
Libra you want to play rank drop 10 kills
Yo
were relaxed you're like 10 you're like 10
oh he's well great great
everybody's talking about the facts of your clouds
remember that
yo hey Lou what did you say Lou
let's talk daddy no no who's a little kid a little kid
Miss, miss, miss.
Oh, and then, and then.
Oh, shay, actually like five years old.
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.
That's Ash, that's Ash.
Top blue, no, he killed me.
Let me hear.
I have a friend of mine.
I have a friend of mine.
Yo, can this kid get out of here?
Somebody to do this kid, please.
I'm feeling like I'm in a mega-plag.
Top blue, Johnco.
Top blue, top fireplace.
Walking down fireplace stairs.
Oh, yeah, uh, jigsie ones. He's in fucking master
This man
The one with solar
Shies jinks he got him
Yeah, that's it.
Nice.
Hey!
Yo, wait, okay, okay, stop, stop.
Who is the middle kid?
Playmaker?
It's...
Yeah, it's Playmaker.
Yo, Playmaker, why are you calling me fat, buddy?
Shit.
You're 12, bro.
Respect your elders, please.
That's what I thought, bro.
That's what I thought.
Damn.
Let's go.
Okay, so I'm dropping 10 kills for you, bro.
I'm dropping 10 kills. I haven't died, bro.
Alright, you're 5-0, bro.
Yo, so if y'all know each other, you know each other.
You got Japanese this run?
No, bro.
I randomly solo queue.
I'm just solo queueing, bro.
So y'all are solo queueing just like you.
So y'all are all solo queueing, OK?
Get this up, bro.
Wait, what is your guys' peak ranks, bro?
What is your peak ranks?
Damn.
I'm 10.
I'm totally getting a kill.
But I'm the solo queue demon, bro.
Promise.
Solo queue demon, OK?
OK.
So wait, have y'all ever hit like top 10k?
Yeah, yeah, bro the guys were beating have titles they have like a top 30 champ. He was top 30
Yo, playmaker, how good are you at these playmaker? How good are you?
Oh shit, playmaker playmaker, where did you start playing seeds?
Dude, I don't know my dad's third this account
You're on your dad's Xbox
Charlie worldly clone, bro
Playmaker do you think you're better than Charlie or not? Oh
Guys this is not the guys the last stack said that and we're forowing them. It's never the staff bro
Yo, try one more game one more game bro guys. I'm so low to you guys. I'm just so
They're doing
Wait, JX you under your stutter now 1.2 K to D out of you 1.3 after this game
Like two points something
It's not broke the thing about so low is it's not possible to win like three games in a row so
It's literally not possible. I mean it is why you gotta pick us up
I
Was a glamorous
Are you good?
13 wins in spot champs
I
Who's next up who's next up?
Running up
Dad how is that dinner, bro? He's just a funny kid. I think you don't know
No, you're in a bar here in a bar
I
Bumble do Bumble do Bumble
Yo bro, all right, baby throw baby throw for you guys got it
If y'all win this we play one more game. Oh god, it's open this
Play one more game
Lock in, lock in, lock in.
If y'all win a 3v4 with Ash, don't try to XB.
Cause that's how I know this is the stack.
Yo, Ash, Ash, get this, Ash, get this.
He has a shield, he has a shield, he has a shield.
On piano.
You're flying close on canine, bro. I'm not even peeking out.
Me too, me too, me too.
Actually walk inside, chill out, chill out, chill out.
He's walking!
I got all the titles.
I'm killed!
Flanking, flanking, flanking, flanking!
I
So bad!
Load it up again, bro!
Alright, play again, play again!
Guys, uh...
Yo, Supremaker!
So, bro, you're in front champs?
What are you, Division 1?
Division 1? Division Vitals?
Alright!
Bro, I was Div 2, buddy. He won't score on me.
No, I'm... like, 7-0, 7-0.
Yo, bro, who do you...
Alright, alright, just click play again, click play again.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god, I
Wait, how did my recently play with
When will you stop bad luck smacking? Yo, bro, what the fuck does that even mean bad luck smacking?
Yo, yo
Yo yo yo I can bite me bite me bite me I can't abide I can't abide I would
Yo, how do we get the PS guys in I don't have I don't have them on my recent place
So we're gonna fork you wait how many PS guys that we have four or no we have one we have one that's fine
He's one
Who's this who it's this?
No, get them out
wait sir friend what what wait were you in the game or no I was just in our
game yeah fuck it just invited him he wasn't but it's invited him do you know
the cover to 10 yo if if if if if if what are we somebody if I brought him
in queue yo my maker bro bro what other games are you good at bro are you
good at are you better than me at any game are you better because right now
I'm better than you have FIFA and Siege, bro.
Uh, nah, nah. You're getting belted.
FIFA, bro.
I'm getting belted. Buddy.
Buddy, you're getting belted.
Pointy win loss, dude. Stop solo killing.
Can't take care of our follow-up.
Who has a point eight window loss?
Wait, my shit's glitched. My shit's glitched.
Let me reset.
Playmaker, do you have a 0.8 winter loss?
Dude, dude, dude. Calm down, calm down.
How's that even plausible?
Do you solo kill yourself?
Dude, are you self?
Yeah, kind of.
Yo surf bro, where did you come from so weren't in the last game? Were you in the other game? I
Was on the shallow egg in
We were we were you on the other team
Yeah, bro. You just spoke me
Wait, you were the solo queue player on the other team. Oh, yeah
Get this guy out of here. Hey, hey, hey that guy was a bro that guy was ass
But I guess was ass
I just keep losing, winning, losing, I'm done.
Yeah bro it's because you solo queue bro listen listen guys y'all might be good or y'all might be shit I don't even know but we'll find out right now but here's the thing bro.
Next up bro.
If you solo queue you can't like you can't go on winning streak it's not fucking possible bro it's legitimately not possible.
Give me exposure punk.
Who's okay wait sorry invite sir from back I'm sorry.
Good game, bro for me. It doesn't it doesn't say y'all have ranks. I don't know what's happening. Yes, and
Yo, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I went like ten and five bro
No, I don't wanna for
Maybe maybe maybe maybe what's a woman's your Katie last game?
Just be honest
Like one for I mean
You I wasn't trying I believe in you bro
Try now, bro. Try now. Try now.
Yeah, I got you, bro. I got you.
I was just down the other 10.
They were 4 stack.
Bro, Jinxie, I was watching you on stream, and I just got on and queued.
I wasn't even trying to, like, get in your game.
And then I called my team.
That's all you want. That was crazy.
Oh my god. They were playing them again.
I don't know. Different, different.
Yo, bro!
This Sosa guy was on our team last game.
Oh my god, bro.
We got a problem. There's a unranked player named
Statrack, I'm Dawson right now. What was his high as you know, if it was like 20k we have to cancel because he's gonna de-doss the fucking server
No, I'm not kidding
It's not the L Dawson
Bro, if this guy hits the server, I'm getting off this game for a week. Find the name. I'm Dawson. It's what the L
I think I'm gonna check. I am the same. I'm Dawson. No, I'm Dawson. Wait, what is it this I found him I found him
He was champ with 200 games played in a 1.7 KD
Now but I don't think he douses because he has
5 and 6 15 3 3 and 4
Wait, he hasn't played in a month?
Okay, he's legit.
I don't think he's gonna bounce.
Wait, why's the chat saying 18k?
Wait, what?
He was 18,000 elo?
Say you swear to God.
18,000.
He went on a 12-game winning streak and ranked.
I think this guy's DDoSing.
Yo, this guy might hit the server, I'm not even getting.
He didn't play for a year, did he get banned?
He went on a 12 game winning streak, then didn't play for a year. I think he got banned.
I'm not worried about him, bro.
I'm not worried about him, I'm worried about him DDoSing, he's probably shit.
I'm gonna hit a DDoS, he's DDoSing.
Yeah
I'm a bother so bro y'all have all had champ y'all have all had champ left. Yeah. Yeah
I
Got
The flamer on my piano window big window big window
I'm trying to watch the list right now. I got it. I don't know if this guy's still on
big window on the roof on my window on the roof baiting on my window
I
Side up after Monday time
Shice
Is anyone able to watch solar
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can watch solar or whatever. Yeah, okay. Okay. I'm watching
I'm going for the pick.
Oh yo yo yo look out for each look out for each.
You can engage it out bro.
We've got the other breachers open.
You didn't look out for each.
It's open bottom.
Yeah, PNL control bro.
I tagged them.
pushing the double pushing double
hold double somebody hold double they're gonna walk in front
in piano in piano in piano
swing and swing I'm dead
I knocked away I knocked away
there's one cannon in the door
cannon in the door
anyone in this?
I mean what the fiddles fix guys
Well when you said look out breach, I thought they blew up the breeze, bro. Yeah, dude. I haven't even seen that before
We're all good, bro
Are we going baseman I said the moves not in the sights good, bro the sights good. We just gotta work on
Too late. We're going basement too late
Yeah, we ban Ram go basement we ran Ram go basement
Bro guys come on gamers come on
The canine dude make no noise what the fiddlesticks
I
Was Burgers
Spandibur
Hey, JC, can you delete your Ubisoft account because you suck appreciate that bro happy Wednesday to you do
Your fault. That's not my fault bro. I injured somebody and then got fucking triple swung
I also had to waste the seaboard because they have the worst call on ever.
maybe they can bother
why is that submitting game chat?
oh, i can get a assist
i got it
i can't roll the aim right now
lock in, bro
right in the fuck up guys seriously come on
lock the fuck in
I'm gonna play in here for a little bit and then I'll reinforce it all
do you want me to give you a shield?
sure yeah yeah yeah
nah yeah yeah
I'm just gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die
I'll place it for the bed
They got both, they got both, I'll spring them Lucy down.
They have the wall I'm pretty sure.
Yup, wall's taken.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're walking down blue!
Nice!
Nice, nice, nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
I don't know if I'm losing man, is there a molossi man?
I'm gonna stop the ak, I know I'm in charge though.
At least we are on main bridge.
I mean if he walks on.
Two or three, two or three on main bridge.
Have a look at on bird, have a look at on bird.
My walk down main in a sack hole, my walk down main.
What do you mean down main? Like in the side?
Yeah main main main main main main main main stairs main stairs
It's about to be end
End breach
Yeah
They're might not they're might not
They're not
Good choice
Why do I get injured these fuckers?
Oh my god!
Do they just die?
Why do they get knocked?
Fuck just die!
Uh if they're my injured he's gonna be 20-
Thank you just-
I can call the breeze for now never mind they broke the game
hey chat it's not batting it's like SMG 11 him from a hundred yards away and
often it means I hit him five times with 17 bullets from 95 yards away with an
SMG 11 shut the fuck up
sorry watch out for this bird
if they wait for them to play on them just like wait Bandit you should say
I think one's coming back, son.
Then you should switch to the Lucian player C4.
He's behind Garnet, I think.
Actually, you get to C4.
Yeah, what's happening?
Oh, my god.
I'm just on first.
One friendly, one friendly.
No.
And oh my.
If I know this guy was carrying out the last game,
this guy's him, bro.
Is he Sam?
Yeah.
I don't know.
He has Sam as pretty rare.
He is a really slow guy, though.
But I don't know, this guy was literally
shooting on people that came on our team so he might he might just be cheating
out of that.
What's going on, dude?
Uh, I've gotten two knocks in two rounds, bro. I'm shooting them, I'm knocking them,
I'm not killing them.
I've knocked two people.
I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do.
I'm like the knock man. I'm just knocking them. I'm about to fucking lose it
I'm gonna knock my head into a fucking glass window if I knock one more person
This shit's annoying as fuck
What's that play bro?
Whatever you want bro
Look, I'm just gonna play half wall with me
Holy fucking shit, this is annoying. If I get one more knock, I swear to god I'm off
one more fucking knock I swear to God a month fuck just die I'm shooting you die
they're like cockroaches they will not die
Lock in, Y'all lock in, bruh.
Hey, Rachel.
I'm about to fucking lose my mind in a second here, let's go.
One more injured, I'm about to fucking burn this Xbox to the floor.
Load it back!
Alright, they're doing the same fucking piano and bathroom under blow shit they did last
time.
On bathroom under again, yeah.
Oh my god, these kids have plot armor.
Ash, Ash, come on.
Ash, Ash, there's baiting.
on my piano window I think it's a solid snake
the dookie bees on bathroom window it is about shit
all right I'm gonna get ready read it I need somebody to do something
I'm good right now.
Alright.
Nice.
This jinx it.
I have diffuser, canine.
Blasting me.
That's nice.
Nice.
Don't, okay.
There's no more peek.
I'm holding this run and I'm here.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm getting like, literally fucked.
I'm lagging.
Enough, one?
These guys decide to snog him every time.
Let's go, this ass.
He's pushing us, pushing us.
I
My god, I mean naughty playmaker. I know you're 12, but let's be composed here. Oh my god
All right, he wins this
There we go, let's go boy
I mean what I don't knock them in there. They're pretty ass
Bro chat, I swear to God if you don't headshot somebody with the SMG11 it literally knocks them every time
It's not even possible to get a body shot kill without knocking them
Why peak because it's a 5v1 and I'm horny
It's a five you wanted. I'm horny need to show
For this this so so guy like he's actually insane
Okay.
Lose your champ game right, Lou?
Yup.
Lock in, Swa.
Come on, come on.
Come on. Come on.
Now, Shisa.
Lock in, bro.
Let's go. Lock the fuck in, man. Lock the fuck in. Let's go.
We need to locate a bomb.
Jinxed he punished me all right
Upstairs upstairs and handles
All right, they have a Valkyrie as well 10 seconds watch you
Don't red paint bro.
Now whoever red paint you like dick.
Bro there's um, Valkyrie's top man.
She put a Valkyrie on him.
What was he feeling like?
It was his feeling.
I'll be back!
Sweet thing for a minute.
You have located a bomb.
It's one back camp.
Wait, wait, just guys, cut off!
This guy can't leave!
That's better than what you're doing.
About that.
Boss.
What's that?
It's library life.
Is that a new library?
Gentlemen, you're the greatest window exploiter of all time.
Shysa
Try it again ready ready ready
Shysa
I guarantee you I get a kill if I just sit here long enough.
Unless this guy jumps out of the window to my left and I'm dead.
I gotta kill
Hey
Good work guys good fucking work guys
Where they have one competent human being on their team bring up everybody else so that team is ass
Shinga he's not even good his aim is perfect. Are you guys smart as angels?
Else ever thinking about it all mighty think it was one think it was one of the mighty
All right, they're probably going to go down because they just got fucking worked on.
Yeah, but they didn't get rammed.
They didn't get.
Best jersey you've worn.
Appreciate that, bro.
Ad, I think we're different.
It's like, almighty.
I think we're the same one.
Right.
Oh, what do you think it's one?
Hey, Jaycee, coming to Tarpon Springs in two weeks.
Can I do a pre check in if I forget later?
Do mess, of course, bro.
Hey, appreciate you for checking in at Tarpon Springs, bro.
Yeah, like I said, man, always check in.
It's a horrible idea to not check in. It's pointless.
You're just leaving yourself open to risk.
Appreciate you for checking in and doing this.
Can't keep being late.
Bro, I think if we win this, that's like three straight ups.
E.B.K. gate with the 10 gifts in.
E.B.K. gate for a second.
We run the tarp.
You need to check in with us.
Barrakh!
March 31st.
What?
Bro, we get unbanned on cases tomorrow.
Chris, take it to the front.
Chris, take it to the front.
Love you, Chris.
5 seconds to insertion.
Bro, we get unbanned on cases to my- Chris, take it to the front. Chris, take it to the front, brother Chris.
Chat about to get on CS or Valorant. I don't know. We got him on a pole. Out of the now.
three kill and three three kill and three two one
Second move.
Pre-kill him three, two, one.
I think he came down.
I got a
Bridge look out reach
Where's holding me? Go. You're still holding me bar?
Yeah, he's in bar. Yeah, I'm coming. Yeah
No, he's going out. He's going out. That's nice. Nice
I'm gonna grant half walk
Yeah
I'm grandma.
You should have upside down.
Grim then plan.
Grim then plan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Only Grim enter the breach.
Only Grim.
Nobody else.
Plan, plan, plan, plan.
That's just a whole angle.
That's a whole angle.
Ash, hold the rotate.
Especially what do you got?
Nice.
Nice.
Blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow,
blow, blow, blow, blow, blow.
You're running into fire.
Ah!
Loading back.
All right.
Playmaker has the sword come up.
Y'all hold piano.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice guy!
Rocket League tournament interesting wait there's oh yeah, there's one in 15 minutes
We could do that is it a 2v2 or a 3v3 2v2 or a 3v3 chat 2v2 or a 3v3
Rocket League
CS or foul
A couple of options here, a couple of options here, yeah I mean we can do e-date unvalidant,
CS ranked or Rocket League tournament.
Couple of options here, I mean that's a couple of options, e-date unvalidant, CS ranked
or rocket league tournament. Couple of options. Bro, we gotta find like a great e-day, bro.
Gotta find like a great e-day, bro. Hivemind, you got e-pal?
I'm gonna pull it out of this game. I'm gonna pull it out of this game.
This dude quit rocket league. Yeah, yet again, I was literally on rocket league
yesterday. What are you saying? Okay, think about it. Go on a double date with Muda. Not
a bad shout. Yo, vote on that poll. Vote on that poll. Oh my God. Vote on that poll.
Vote in the bowl, vote in the bowl.
Vote, vote!
E-Day is winning!
Does Mooder wanna go out on a double date?
Gigi, yeah, E-Day wins, E-Day wins.
Does Mooder wanna go out on a double date?
I mean, it is the best, it's the best.
It's one of the best things about bothering.
I ain't gonna, I ain't gonna.
All right listen guys listen it's real simple bro are they up or down down down down I'm
gonna I'm dead I'm dead oh my god okay I'm alive I'm alive one of them spawn picking
like third floor oh I don't know yo could be like killed the guy he was spawn picking
I'm going third floor
I have a dynamite flanking
Is that your third floor yet?
I don't see him up here
I think he went down solo maybe
Wait
Oh, he's half wall, half wall right now
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm cut I'm cut
He can't go blue. He can't go on me. Let's kill this guy. No
I sold I sold I'm gonna have two names
Yeah, the other of the names great greats it you need that
I'm getting bird and bird
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was on the other side!
There was two. Oh my god, they had two miluses. Oh my god, they had two miluses.
Do not push Blue. There was two miluses in a fan.
Ha ha ha!
Don't push Blue. Just stack up and push fucking Trench.
Everyone Trench! Everyone Trench!
Wait, losing a good spot actually.
Lou, I think you wait for them and then just walk.
Shoot the gas, shoot the gas.
He's on ping, on ping.
They're gonna swing you, they're gonna swing you.
I'm drowning.
Yep, on ping, on ping.
Enemies inbound.
Lou, get craggy, get craggy.
I'm going in, I'm going in.
Ah, deep blue, deep blue, deep blue.
You can plant.
He's left side, left side.
You can plant.
You can plant.
Yep.
Plant the revomba!
Plant the revomba!
Plant the revomba!
I'll take it!
Nice one, y'all.
He's swinging.
NICE!
NICE, GUYS!
But that's how you play, dude.
That's how you play.
Hey, bro, nice meeting y'all, boys.
Little congrats on the champ, bro.
Alright.
Everybody went mute.
I think we bring the duo back and just find some eKids.
I didn't even bring the duo back, it just finds me a kid.
W rank session, three ones in a row.
Yeah, my hate being so bad.
Jinxy called him, tell me where Jinxy called him.
Tell me where Jinxy called him.
Tell me where Jinxy called him.
I
Tell me Jinx you got it
You
Yeah
Jinxie I haven't beat my shit in the days bro. I need this I actually
This is the best part about this fucking game, bro
I'm not beating your shit, but you know what I'm saying, bro. No, I know it's real mood out like bro
Let's let's find some let's find love. Oh, dude. I'm down bro. Go away. Go on. E pal though
Dude, the thing is we can below T
I feel like those girls never turn their camera on like I have to like get us specifically girls
But it's whatever you want. I emptied my arsenal bro for us. So I don't have any girls in the lineup right now
I'm gonna be honest
Let me see let me go through my phone
Let me see if I can get us.
Did you say, you want to go to school?
Arsenal?
Yeah, bro, like a roster.
I have no more girls around.
You have an E-kid in roster, bro?
A little bit, yeah.
But not anymore, they're gone, bro.
You don't want to, bro, that's what I'm trying to be.
Kidding, sorry.
Bromuda, the thing is, bro,
like, here's the reality of the situation, bro.
I like bro, I think e-pal is literally built to find love bro like I think we can easily
Bro, I think we can easily find a date on e-pal like what if I look and you look bro
I mean if you want to use e-pal, we can use e-pal. I'm gonna use e-pal
The thing is I'm not gonna be on I'm not gonna lie. I'm not proud of
seeing this bro, but uh I
I've went through every girl on e-pal
Um
When you say every girl on
EPOW you mean like
You mean like you've never like there's not a single girl
No, no, no, no, no, no, there's definitely a girl. There's definitely a girl like the ones that like rated stars though
That are good and that are very attractive. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest
well bro it's I mean it's it's not like you like married them bro you you win
out of power you win out of power bro who's to say you can't just rekindle
your mouth wait wait I like that I like that okay let me see let me see what we
have here oh let me see are there any e-pals on CS or is it just like a big
like Russian man I'm not gonna lie it's probably a 36 year old Russian man
With a voice changer getting ready to shy sir. Yeah, I'm gonna be on this job
Shiesa and I feel like we should use any other girls that we've already been on a date with I feel like we need new new girls
Bro fresh day bro clean day bro
I haven't found like a like a eat like a e-kid in that like I really have great Ken with you know I'm saying I feel that
I haven't found that but what about you bro? You haven't found that either no dude
I mean what it's it's bad bro because once you go look at my mind ever and you never find oh
St. Sakura wait, I might actually have a date wait you're a little upset no like I might have a date myself hold it up
Let me see is she on
What is she on no like I'm like I'm like a let me see Chad is she on though?
St. Sakura is she on who's st. Sakura just look her up look her up. I
I'm sure she would love to play Val
over here this is her this is her
yeah this is what the fuck I met her
the other day
have my color hey guys how's it going
bro appreciate you bro
hey man just let me know bro hey bro
Let me know, bro.
Jesus
Jixie, I'm not gonna lie. This girl has fat titties, bro.
He's such a good boy.
Respectfully.
You've been such a good boy for mommy.
Hello?
Oh my god. Yo, we gotta get in a date, bro. Oh my god.
What?
Are you bricked? Are you bricked?
No, no, no, but...
Bro, she's literally like VR.
You said she could throw me in a VR date.
Is that possible, bro?
The VR date?
What does that even mean?
Bro, I'm gonna like, OK.
No, like, bro, like, I'll be like a AI character.
Like, I'll be a cartoon guy.
No, that ass, that ass.
Like, real date, real date, real date.
Like, how are you going to, like, I don't even understand.
Like, I mean, I don't even understand.
Bro, high fives, look up, EPOW.
Let's cut the shit, bro.
Yo, I'm screen sharing.
Oh, you're screen sharing?
Okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, no you're not.
Okay, yeah, you're.
Okay, I'm gonna go right off the bat.
I'm gonna tell you who I've talked to
and who I haven't talked to.
Look at Cookie, bro.
What about Cookie?
Cookie on the left.
You haven't talked to Cookie?
I haven't, I haven't, I haven't talked to Cookie.
Whoa!
Ow!
Bro, bro.
Start off with the voice, like, yo, cheer.
Okay.
Okay.
Bro, don't go to the elbow.
What type of site even is this?
Okay, okay, okay.
What is this?
Alright, comps, comps, comps, comps, comps.
Hi, hi, my name is KJ. I love you all to play the game.
I do up some of my favorite games.
I'm a KJ7 too.
I love the point and greatest.
Shysa.
I love comps.
I'm going to pick one you want.
Bro, I'm going to keep it in the box.
That might be your ball.
No, no, no.
This might be your ball.
Fast?
Bro, I can't...
My bald is that VR girl, bro.
I'm sorry.
Wait, are you actually like,
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
All right, what about, wait, what are you filtering by?
I'm filtering female English.
Okay.
Let's see here, you know, I want,
because if we're gonna go for anime girls,
we can go for any girl, bro.
I need to like, you know, I need like more like,
have you ever been on a date with an anime girl?
No, I've never.
Why'd you smile?
Wait, what was that?
I swear on my life.
Did you just get a message?
No, wait, which one?
No, no, no.
Probably like one of my e-piles in the past that went online.
There's a lot of anime characters.
What's happening?
Bro, yeah, like, hey, bro, I'm not judging, bro.
Look, look, I'm gonna give it a buck, bro.
If you go on a date with the anime character, bro.
Hey, not judging good at all.
Have you ever run a date with a with the anime girl?
No
Chixi did you do that look in the camera?
Chixi oh, I never been in a date with an anime girl. Oh my god
Bro, why bro, I mean I'm on seeds. Oh, I'm she's just dude
Oh
Just we gotta understand bro. You don't understand you're unappreciated, bro. You're fucking ungrateful that shit, bro
Listen, bro, it's just angry men, bro. If you play CS, it's just angry men
Bro, you're on Valorant, bro. You literally could find your wife in this game, bro
Stop going down
I'm sorry, bro. Listen, you're not grateful, bro. You're an ungrateful little shit, buddy. Listen, bro
Valorant is the home of the kittens, bro
There are so many beautiful women that play this game be more appreciated, bro. Listen to Harry's voice really quick
You know what? Maybe I am spoiled, bro. Maybe I am spoiled. Let's see. Sorry about him left
I
Maybe go ball you make sure 400% I can't hear shit
All right, ready. Yeah, go
Hi, I don't know my stats for you. I sure am good
GG go next. Yeah, I don't like this. GG go next problem. I didn't go to hold you bro like
The voice is pretty important, bro. It is it's everything bro. It's everything to me
Yeah, I feel like a voice could just like make somebody more attractive. You want to do it with you?
Espanol, Espanol Latina. Espanol look at the top left Latina.
Wait, where do you see that? Top left, bro. Oh
Oh
Damn
Okay, okay, okay. Have you ever dated a Latina? No, I wish bro. I have it. I have never dated Latina
I'm not alive bro. JC. I'm more into like snow buddies, but you know what? I don't all I've had was snow buddies
I haven't really had anyone else. I wish I mean, you know if there's any
I've never dated a Latina
What you what? No, I've never dated Latina, but like I'm fucking down
I mean, too. Have you ever talked to like Asians? I want to get it to you like I've ever dated an Asian girl
Yeah, have you ever dated Asians?
No, but like bro. Oh my god. I know I know I know so bad so
Beautiful bro, bro. I'm gonna be honest. You know a zombie from R6
Look up at the guy.
I think I was just playing her.
Is it the group, the DMR?
Tell me our six images, brother.
Go to the elite.
All right, elite.
Click.
Brother, I've jerked off to the skin,
like probably nine times.
Go to Habana.
Go to Habana, our six.
Habana, our six.
Yep, elite, or no.
Just anything.
I've been to this like nine times
Why are you doing the soundboard?
I mean, I'll tell you what I'm doing seal
We I don't know if I want to art chill chill. I
Thought you're gonna pull up like brasses
I
Mean, bro, you should not lie. Yes. Yes. Yes my first time on battle. I'm gonna keep
a buck wiki bro. My first time ever on Valorant, I wanted to end stream and literally just jerk
off the jet. I'm not trolling. Whoa, jet is bad as fuck. Yeah bro, jet, viper. Have you seen viper?
Wait what? Um, hold on, I have a date right now. One second. Wait, with who? St. Sakura.
Hey, she's on e-date right now. Apex e-date VR. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean? I don't have Apex yet. I don't have... Do you want to play Valorant?
You want to play Valorant? I don't have Apex. I don't have Apex.
So you're going to get into like a... Like a... Like... Are you going to go into VR?
Have you ever jerked off to VR porn? Have you ever tried VR porn?
No, bro. Hey, bro. Hey, hey, no, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
I'll download valid type shit. Um, yeah, same soccer, but you just let me know you build it up there
Are you in these girls where my
Look, bro. I think I already have my date, bro. I'm gonna keep it up. Oh my god. I'm gonna keep it in a buck, bro. Oh
My god, well, I can't find one
What's that?
wait no
What happened what happened?
What happened?
What happened?
Bro, it's a VR girl, bro.
Let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see.
Bro, you want to see her here?
Let me screen share.
Let me screen share, bro.
Can you hear, can you hear, can you hear?
Holy shit.
Just wait, wait, wait.
Listen, can you hear, can you hear?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
God just comes, comes.
This is my date, bruh.
Hi everybody, Jinxie calling mommy.
Oh, he's such a good boy.
Hi, Jinxie.
You've been such a good boy for mommy.
I can't do this.
No, stop!
No!
I would-
No, no, no!
I would fold, I would fold, I would fold, I would fold.
Jinxie, I'm not allowed to fold.
But I don't know, man.
You know, I feel like-
No, I can't do this.
No, no
Bro a VR date bro, like I gotta get my shit together, bro
Look, no, I got to get my shit together. Listen, bro
Chat, what do you mean cinema bro, what do you mean cinema? No, no
No, all right, bro. Keep looking. I keep looking. Yeah, that's good looking. Let's keep looking. Let's keep looking. Let's see here
Bro a VR date so wait I could be a VR character
What's up
I'm not doing a I'm not doing a no, I'm not no no give me out of here. Rah
I'll get in I'll get in VR for you
Okay, so I'm maybe not today. Maybe not today. Maybe not today. Maybe not today. No, no
Oh my god, why did she call me jenny jesus christ?
All right, all right, whoa
No, not today. Ah, no, no, no come on come on. Go to the bar
Oh, it's mood to focus mood focus wait, what?
Are you screaming?
What happened?
What is this?
What do you mean?
What happened?
Are you looking at me chair?
No, I can't oh, yeah
Wait, what is this this user has blocked you
Yeah, this is what happens when you're a serial goon or murder I mean
Melody is on your melody we're hitting it off that one day
Type shit. Yeah, Melody's on Melody's on
Um
Type shit thing is Jinxie
You know what I'm saying
Yeah, bro, do you think e-girls buff you and battle it mood up on yes?
Yes, every time I hear a game bro. I'm dropping aces every time 100%
Bro because listen, this is what I always say to people bro if you want to play gaming at the highest
If you want to play gaming at the highest level, bro, you have to have an erection, I
think.
I genuinely think if you have an erection, you play gaming at the highest level.
Well, I mean, if you wanted to speak about scientifically and the scientific basis, there's
a lot of, like how big is your cock?
Because if your cock is big, then there's more blood going from your brain to your
college because your reaction time is going to be delayed. Bingo. Bro, and basically what
I'm saying is I think when you're erectioned, when you're erectioned, you have blood that
goes to your penis, which means blood goes away from your brain. So you don't think
as much, you don't overthink. So you play more confident because you just have an erection.
Hello, I'm Venus. I'm a violent player. I've been playing this game for the last
years and I picked immortal to not fire a girl.
Immortal?
Yo, how hard is immortal to get?
Mota, how hard?
Immortal is actually not that hard.
Jx, I swear to God, if you played Valor for two months,
I feel like you'd get immortal.
Wait, so what are all the ranks?
Immortal, Ascendant, and then Radiant?
No, no, no, Ascendant and Immortal Radiant.
Vaz, two months?
That's a lot.
Two months.
Yeah, I think it's immortal.
Yeah, you already hit an ace.
I've been to it. I've been to it. I mean the only that's gonna fuck you is
Actually probably everything to be honest because you don't know how to aim in that game because your first like CS go style chill
Yeah, bro, and the back aim. Let me explain
What it is is I play Valorant, right?
Okay, there's a bird flying at me spitting fire. There's a dog barging through walls biting my leg
there's a fucking purple eye that black I don't know what's happening when I play
enough and I learn all the abilities brother I'm gonna be raided in bro I
see I understand that yet no I mean okay first of all my ass bro that's gonna
take you out like hell bro like just understanding the agents is gonna be a
annoying girl that's the most annoying part yo should you want me to hit up
my my mod to see if you can find us some baddies with face cam
Like yeah, tell me what your vibe is bro. Like you got understand bro. Here's the guy
Okay, yeah, we make cameras are on bro. It gets way more intense and nerve-wracking dude
Yeah, so what is what do you want? Do you want to just do you want to just e-pal up and go into a valorant game?
Or do you want the full experience like a literal e-date into the valorant game?
It's whatever you want. What do you want that doesn't I get fine a power girls to play with right now
But if you want face cam
All right, my chat is just saying Sakura look bro. I have idea. I have a great idea. Okay y'all
What's the hello, you date stop listen, okay, you date Sakura I date Melanie
Bro, Sakura is bad, bro, literally.
You date Sakura, I date Melody.
Let me see this Sakura, bro, let me see this girl.
Bro, look, bro, it's...
I know I should put that stuff...
Bro, I can't click chat!
Bro!
What is her thing?
Sakura...
This should say it.
Bro, it's not like it's not cock. It's not cock bro. I've never even met Sakura. It's not like we've even dated
I've never even met Sakura bro. She might like mood up more than me, bro
Like I'm being a w-man
It's not cock, bro. Well, let me get this straight bro. Uh not one girl who was her name Sarah
Yeah, she fucking loved you more than me bro. Now. It's actually a shame must to be honest
I actually still think about that to this day. Wait, what do you mean? What what girl what girl? What are you talking about?
Not one girl. What uh Sarah?
Oh, she liked me more than you your game. I mean, I think so bro. I'm not gonna lie
She never showed me that attention and we'll keep it above what you bro
Which I'm kind of though cheese the boat, but you know what it's all good. So Jack should we like okay?
You know what the chapter to say they want cams, bro. It's just so intense, bro
Wait, what am I testing? Okay? Yeah, it's it's whatever you want, bro
If you want cams we could do cams if you don't want cams
We could just we can go straight into an e pal and play with two girls
It'll be a lot more chill. It'll be a lot more calm mellow. If you want to get some face cam girls
You know
That's gonna be a little crazy
Alright look bro
Secura definitely ask titties. I'll tell you that for sure
Right, I can't even look at I can't look at go. Here's the thing bro. Here's the thing, right? Let me say this, okay?
so
Am I just saying so girl I thought I'll go on a date fine fine, bro. I will date yes fine
Yes, yes, I'll date. I'll do it now. You've got to find your date, bro
I'm just saying to go on a date
Okay, listen to curse not doing face. Wait, am I gonna be VR like how does this work bro?
So girl, could you make me virtual and then I stream in my
Like what do you mean? Like what does this mean? Am I gonna be VR? What does this mean?
So I'm gonna be like VR
Now you find a date bro, I need a date now
Let me see what I could do here. What does this mean?
No, you're just playing battle man.
So you can be desktop, Albee and VR and can wiggle.
Yo, hey, hey.
Yo, Sakura, listen, I need you to like, pump the brakes from like 10 to like 7.
Alright?
You gotta chill.
Wiggles?
I'm locking in, I'm trying to go pro in this shit.
Wiggle?
What does that even mean look?
All right, bro. Fine. Fuck it. Hi guys make a group chat. Well, not yet mood to find your date, bro
Can you find your day? Okay? Yeah, I can find my dad find Chad. I'll go on a fucking date
Should I get it should I get a what do I do check it up? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. We both date virtual girls
Okay, okay, okay, okay
It's gonna be great, bro. You never know it could be great
Okay, but one thing for sure, Sakura's a freak,
so I need a freak too.
So how do I get a freak?
What's that, do you want to practice?
Let me listen to these comps.
Let me listen to these comps.
Let me listen to these comps, what's that?
Yo, yo, listen, listen.
You're a new strata, do you need a spring and a spring?
Does that screenshot say bronze one?
Did she screenshot bronze?
What am I listening to?
Did you have comps on?
Did you hear this?
Yes, bro, I'm gonna be honest.
I keep it above with you. Yeah. How old is she 20? Yeah. No, I don't know. I don't know.
Oh, next GG. Yeah. If they don't have an age, bro, go next. Yeah. Yeah. True. True. True.
Because I'm pretty sure you have to verify on this, right? You do. You do. You do. You do.
So make sure. Yeah. Make sure. Wait a minute. How old are you? Like 30? What the fuck? I'm 21.
Okay. Okay. So get a girl's like 20, bro. Get a girl's like 20, 20.
to just what the fuck bro so are you looking for like a kitten or like what
are you looking for bro dude I'm gonna match your vibe but I just did I go no
can you ask can you ask her if she has oh yeah Sakura oh my god
Sakura do you have like a friend that is also how do I say this um mommy to
mommy like mommy with mommy titties
Do you have a friend with milky's that mood and I can date yes, please yes, that's all I have a few Jesus
Like I get it. Yeah, I need her. I need her make a make a group chat make a good job
You'll I've never you'll jixi jixi. I gotta get a beer for this brow. Yeah, look look jixi
If you told me when I woke up today, I'm gonna be on a date with a virtual girl, bro, like I
Would have been smiling oh
I odd
Jixie I've never talked to a way to make them up right. Yeah, they can come up. This is good. Yeah
This is gonna be really weird though, I don't even
Okay, I actually never did this brown check y'all can say cap
I find one part of this I have never did this bro
Jigsie I've never done this either
Bro, this is good. I did verbus. It's a year. Yeah, bro. What bro?
They all have like these gigantic knockers dude. I don't know what's happening. It's like I'm watching like a
Get the lotion in tissues ready.
All right!
You ever need a beer for this, bro?
Oh, God.
So wait, how about I get to make a group chat and then she's going to add her to a friend?
Okay.
Let me get a beer.
Okay.
Let me get a beer, please.
Jesus Christ.
What is happening?
Wait.
Wait.
Chat.
What if it's a guy behind the fucking thing, bro?
Chat, what if it's a guy behind the fucking thing, bro?
Saint Sakura is actually an Indian man from New Delhi.
Okay, there's, what the fuck, bro?
Ah, hell no.
Yo, oh my God.
Hey, Sakura, if you're listening to me, listen.
I hope your friend is just as bad as you are.
I'm not gonna lie.
Also, please make sure she has mommy titties, all right?
And she also, I don't wanna like put myself in the spot,
but you know, I need a girl to match my freak,
you know what I'm saying?
What is this clip presenting to you about Kanye West?
What is this?
Bully on the way.
I mean, it's Bully Gutton, I don't know.
Yeah, anyway.
Yeah, I need a girl with mommy titties.
I'm gonna keep it a buck with you.
I've never like check the last time I go to like anything like this is like literally been years, bro. Like I
Just I don't know. I don't know. I don't know bro
Can you guys stop saying cap?
It's not
Yeah, yeah, she made me see late bro do the mood up
Yeah.
Are you ready to meet these girls, bro?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
But boy, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What were you saying?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I need, I need like something.
I need to get something to snack on, like, like, like an emote to spam when I have
this in the talk.
Alright, give me, give me one second.
Give me one second.
Give me one second.
Where's this one?
Am I in it?
Wait.
Okay.
So, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are we joining and you're going to talk to Sakura or are we going to chat?
Okay, my girl is not in there yet. Wait, are they in the root chat? No, no, it's just us
Three and her oh my god. My girl is very a group chat. Jesus. Oh
Yeah, this is why are we doing this? Where you are? We made you over the menu?
Chill a chill. Actually. Yeah, let me get a beer and then we double join
All right. All right, but do we wait for my I don't want to be a third man. Yeah
Let me get a beer, let me get a beer!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
Relax, Muda!
Okay, okay!
W. Pinocchio.
What is this?
Would I react to this real quick? What is this? What am I reacting to? I don't get it.
Hey, hey Sakura do you hey Sakura do you have give me a second to get Muda's
date-heart emoji
Shadow my god, bro. Oh
My god, what is this?
Give me a second to get mood as they she's
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are we going into this casually, Jig C,
or are we really throwing something on?
You can throw out a tuxedo, bro.
I'm in my shiva jersey, bro.
I'm terrible.
You can throw out a tuxedo, I'm in my shiva jersey, bro.
No, no, no, if you're gonna go in casual,
then I'm gonna stay casual.
Well, it's casual, bro.
Yeah, this is casual.
This girl is crazy, bro.
I need to calm her down as much as possible.
If I stop at a tuxedo with a rose
and a bottle of wine in my hand,
I'm gonna end up like,
this is gonna end up like as a fucking nightmare, bro.
So look, I gotta bring her from like a 10 to a seven, bro.
My game is like freaky as hell.
So I need you to calm it down with me a little bit, bro.
Unless you're horny.
If you're horny, go for it, bro.
No, no, no, I'm gonna match your energy.
Like if we're gonna fuck, we're gonna fuck.
We're not fucking them. We're not gonna fuck. I'm gonna be on your energy. I'll go back. I'll get some chocolate. I'll be back
Like what what is this yo chat? I see this going one of one ways, bro
This is going to be the freakiest discord call I've ever done. I
Mean what the hell he's gonna steal her
I'm about to just say it right like what what do I like
Chad have you all ever had this Kona wave I don't know what this is bro
What's happening bro hi best you do pregame me how about can I call you when you spree game you a little bit pregame
Please
All that water
High-fives I'm nervous bro. I don't know I don't know what to do
Bro she said she's gonna wiggle like I like bro and this might have been
High-fives I might have been off more than I could chew here, dude
I don't know I don't know
Anyways, listen bro, could you wingman me, maybe unmute your mic and the call like every
once every 10 minutes and just have us be in the call bro in like death in and like
pop in if you want and just be like, oh Jinxie like wingman me, you know what I'm saying?
But don't be like freaky bro, because she's pretty freaky like-
You think I'm gonna give you freaky layups?
You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.
Wait, you are CLM. You actually are CLM.
What is CLM? CLM?
It's lemon. It's lemon. It's Erop. You know, no, Erop.
Basically, cucklives matter.
Cucklives? Oh, my God.
Shiasa, shiasa.
What is this? It's like, bro!
Listen, um...
Yeah bro, I can't-
Help, like help, help, help, help!
Hi guys, my date is a freak, help, help!
I'm not a freak, like-
Listen, listen, I can't give you layups.
I'm not giving you freaky layups.
I understand, but be like, oh, Jinxie,
like the thanks for letting me borrow the Porsche.
Like just shit like that, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like, like, yeah.
Hi guys, I'm gonna have a panic attack, bro.
Have you read her messages?
I have, bro. Listen, you know what? Listen.
No, no.
Hey, Chad, I'm not getting freaky. Stop.
I'm not getting freaky, bro. Shut that shit up.
Listen.
No. My girl's name is Chuddy.
Yeah, bro.
Wait.
Listen to me. Listen.
Wait, listen. Have us listen.
I think you do part two in the art chat.
Can you go inside your VR date?
First ever VR date in Twitch history, bro.
You want me to go in a VR date, bro?
I don't know.
Let's see how tonight goes.
You see how tonight goes?
And then maybe we can set up a VR date.
You guys would be in a restaurant.
And my digital footprint is like, hey, bro.
If I do that, high-fives, there is no turning back,
bro.
I'm never gonna get it a real date ever if I do that
Yeah, it's a great idea for them
Alright, you know what Muda let's just join this call right
Yeah, how about you can step in step in step in
All right, we're gonna join you
Yes, oh
My god, have you seen my girl?
No, oh, yeah, wait, wait, let me check. Let me see. I
Don't even know
Oh my god, I can't I can't
Bad that I don't even know I don't want to know she is not what is that? No?
No! No! Alright! Alright! Alright!
Join the call!
Join the call!
Alright! Love, love, love!
Honest!
Oh my god.
Girl I know!
Hi!
Oh, okay.
Oh, what's good, Jinx?
What's good, Jinx?
How's it going?
How's everybody doing in here?
It's Honest tonight.
What's going on?
What's going on, ladies?
How are you?
Good, how are you?
Hello, hello.
I'm doing not too bad myself.
I'm doing amazing.
This is my best friend, Jixie.
It's actually, I call her brother of mine.
233 game of the year, but we don't really talk about that much here.
I love that.
So how is your weather today?
It's really nice.
It's like a perfect 80 degrees and here I was just at the gym.
Oh, hi, guys.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Hi guys, you fake lagged out and left me on an island after saying you're gonna help!
What the fuck is that?
I can't do this.
Alright, I'm back.
So, um...
Hi, I'm back.
Hi, I'm back.
Oh, hi.
Welcome back.
Are we turning our cameras on or...?
Yeah, if you guys want to, we can stream, we're in VR already, we can stream to you right now if you want.
Mura?
Yeah, go for it girl, yeah, so can I, Chuddy, is your mic on Chuddy?
No, she's muted, she's a little bit shy.
shy
All good, so
So
So
Ladies can it ladies can y'all just give you give us one moment, please just one moment
Please take her a please
I'm not doing this. I'm not I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this. Oh
Cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese. What's that? What's that? Let me just call myself down real quick. Yo, okay?
First of all your girl sounds bad, but who the fuck is Charlie?
And why do they not have their their their their microphone? I'm gonna be honest, bro
There's a 8% chance. It's a 35 year old man
If the mic has not moved with 8% chance now 92% chance. It's probably a girl
but 8% so it's it's sausage there's four cocks in the call is there three cocks
in the call look I like so what am I supposed to do here do I have to like
wingman you might cuck again I don't know I don't know what to do bro this is
a disaster yo bro I'm not being a baby Chad I'm not being a fucking baby guys
Guys, guys, their cameras have like infinite recoil.
And they're in bikinis.
Wait, I didn't see how bad, wait,
did you activate her stream?
I went into the stream for one second
and literally closed out instantly.
Okay, give me one second, I can't be that bad.
Let me join it and I'll join right back.
Give me one second, I can't be that bad.
Wait, one second, let me just check out your PLV.
All right, I'm watching, you know.
Or my Twitch.
Holy shit!
Jinxie, Jesus, okay.
I think one of those titties might have slapped me
when I joined the call, I'm not gonna lie.
Jinxie, I don't know, bro, why?
Okay, maybe we need to, okay, let's join back.
Let's see the vibes.
Maybe I can butter my girl up
and she can turn her microphone up.
All right, let's go.
What?
Hey guys, we're back, oh my God.
We're back, guys.
Hi, welcome back.
Sakura, is there any way you could put it on
like a robe or something?
Or like a dress?
I don't know.
I'm like a bikini right now.
I don't know.
All right, let me put on some more clothes.
You guys can look at it.
All right, all right.
Juddy, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Juddy, Juddy, Juddy, Juddy, what's going on, Juddy?
How are you?
Yup, yup, what's going on?
How are you, Juddy?
Oh, okay.
Oh, wow, Juddy.
Wow, wow, wow, Juddy, all right, Juddy, is it?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Is there a way, is there a way where there isn't like
gigantic brokers in my place for one time?
Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Anyway.
Sorry, sorry, can you maybe,
can we get a little outfit change for a second,
so you can get mine?
Yes, yes, yes.
Hey, you look beautiful, you look stout,
you look very, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you look great, you look great.
You don't, you suck around, you suck around.
I like that, at least.
Sakura, you look amazing.
All right, so Sakura, first off,
how do we even do this?
How does this work?
Nice to meet you.
Hi, nice to meet you.
So you just need to download VR chat.
Oh my God.
And you can log in that way
and you can add us on VR chat or add me.
So, mood up.
Wait, how long does it take to download?
How long does it take to download?
It should be pretty small.
It shouldn't be too big.
Wait so every time you move it like, it like, like a, oh my god.
Are you wearing a tail?
Yeah what do you think?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Look.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
My career, my career is a life.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Oh, there's Chadi.
Oh my God.
Are those balloons?
Bro, I don't know.
OK.
Guys, first off, Chadi, do you have a mic, by the way, Chadi?
No, she doesn't have a mic.
No mic.
Krula, do you have any other friend?
I feel like it's going to be hard to like.
Yeah, it might be hard, Chadi, because you can't really
talk to your date.
You know what I mean?
I don't think so. She's been on a couple of days with her.
Shaisa, what do you guys do if you can't? Oh my God. Oh my God.
All right. She types. She types.
Guys, guys, guys.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Please, please, please.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Okay, listen, listen, listen.
Jesus Christ, guys, relax.
Alright. Sorry to cut you off. Sorry to cut you off.
Uh, Sakura, I think I need, I think for me, I think I need someone.
I mean, Chuddy is very beautiful.
See, the thing is Chuddy, Chuddy, yes, you're very beautiful, but he wants to have a connection.
Like, yeah, yeah. Other than just like twerking. You know what I'm saying?
Chuddy, like...
Oh.
Oh, made her sad.
Oh, my God. Muda, you made her sad. Oh, my God.
Muda, you're such a terrible person.
Yeah
No, it's jigsie. I don't know what you're doing this day. Like I don't fucking know
So do you have anyone else? Please like I don't want to be you know
I don't want to ruin the mood, but I think it's you know, I think I need a
You know like figure it from my perspective, you know, like, you know, you know anyone could be you know
So, you know, I just you know, okay
Chuddy, can you put on another five-point tension?
Chuddy, they're literally flying through there.
Look, like a-chuddy's-
Chuddy, just stop moving. Just stop moving, Chuddy. Please, please.
Just stand still. There you go.
Thank you.
Yes. Sakura.
Sakura, can you please find me something else, please?
Yeah.
Chuddy, we're sorry.
Okay.
Chuddy, I'm sorry.
Oh, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Can you add me on Discord actually?
Yo, what the hell? What the fuck?
Yeah. Add us on Discord.
Make sure to message. Yeah.
Wow!
No. No.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Bye.
Yo, yo, yo.
All right. So, wait. How do we join your world?
Me and Muda can be VR?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You have to add me on VR chat.
Okay, you guys can join me have eyes down over your chat. Yeah, I'm gonna be all right now too on in the meanwhile
So correct me, please side find someone just as beautiful as your as you and your friend, please
So oh now has a microphone
Yeah, give me a second off to it. So girl, you can see your camera. I don't know. Oh my god. So girl
You can move your camera. Yeah. Yeah, that's okay. Thank you. There you go. There you go
She's gonna just
No worries. No worries. No worries. You can take all the time
Oh my god. Oh, it's free VR chat free. Oh, yeah, it's free. Let me see his arm. So me
and Muda will be able to be VR. Yeah, you'll be in desktop, but you'll be in the world
with me and you'll be able to see me like within the world. And we can find you an
avatar and stuff if we need to. So I'll still be able to have like my face
Cam on but then I'll be yes yes yes yes you actually have a VR I don't have a
VR you don't you don't okay you can you'll be in desktop it'll be just like
playing any other game so it's the current can you show us some of your
outfits a shut a shut the fuck well I was just thinking she had more outfits on
I have a lot of outfits.
Just give me a moment, because I'm downloading VR.
Just one step at a time.
I'm downloading VR.
Luna, are you downloading VR?
Yes, I'm downloading VR right now.
So, like, and can my VR character look like me?
My kid, it looked like me?
Yeah, I need it to look like me.
You might already have a model in the avatar search world.
There's probably someone who's put...
You might, Yang.
So if I look up Jinxie, there might be a Jinxie VR model already.
There might be, yeah.
My god, bro.
What about me? What about me?
You might too, Muda.
You're both right.
No, it doesn't matter. I'm just giving anything.
Okay.
There we go. Right there.
Okay.
Sorry, one second.
Sakura, I'm just making my virtual character right now.
Yeah, I'm texting all the girlies.
Yeah, no, take your time.
Yeah.
So Sakura, how was your day?
It was good. I went to the gym, I ate a nice breakfast and had some coffee. I was doing Arm Day today.
Back in biceps on Wednesdays.
Nice. My favorite days is probably back in biceps as well.
What's going on guys?
Hi boys!
Hey, how's it going? How's it going?
That was weird.
Yeah, internet came back on.
Um, alright, I need to set you up with this VR chat though, so just give me one second
here.
Jesus Christ, bro.
Um, so how do I add you?
Uh, so there should be an option to add friends and my username is St. Sakura.
Yeah, I just gotta find that setting.
Why doesn't it say Jinxie Fett, how about, what is that?
I don't know.
The fuck I'm leaking by the way
Yeah, yeah, can you yeah? Yeah? Oh, yeah, just
Yeah, oh my god. Hi guys. Do you want to make a VR character and join us? Yeah?
Yeah, that'd be pretty cool if you want to do that shot. How do I how do I make a character, bro? Do you know?
Yeah, I'm going to go to the character.
Wait, so there's three results. Which one do I add?
Yeah, just try the one on the left.
Show me.
What the status is in the wind?
Yeah, it's really good.
I just sent you a friend request right now.
Don't worry at all.
Jinx you sent?
Yep, that's him.
Is there a way I can turn off notifications?
Because now that you said that, he's going to get stamped.
Wait, how about I could join the VR world?
Yeah, there should be.
There should be a way.
It should be a streamer setting.
It's all good.
I just got a streamer setting.
OK, where would that be located?
Go ahead, steal my avatars.
You're going to settings, hold on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Field level.
Turn that up.
Comfort and safety.
Let me see.
under the comfort and safety tab, there's a shimmer mode.
Holy ball knowledge.
No worries at all, shimmer mode right there.
And able to name it now.
Mooda, are you making your VR account?
Yeah, I'm like looking,
I'm just looking, yeah.
Chat, I don't have an eye tracker,
and second of all, I would do eye enables.
I'm not doing eye-trap, I'm in your world, uh, Sakura, maybe, maybe, or not?
No, no, no.
No, you have to, hold on.
One meal.
Social...
Chat this one like this, and then search.
Tricer.
Wait, no, no, it's a friend request.
Send invite.
Kind of like rocket science here.
Oh, we just got an invite.
See that little message?
Code of new.
Well, it's probably...
Other, other.
Oh, yeah.
just sent in yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm talking over joining your VR world
how am i so you're gonna join us right in VR world um i don't know you know my
internet slow i really can't download things you know my internet
because i don't know anything about it guys guys before i uh oh my god yeah hey
muta how's it going before you go how do i uh do i a character what the
Fuck did you just say what? How do I how do I do a avatar?
I don't know. I don't know. Um, is there a way I can make that I got it. I
Don't think it really
What's your avatar? I think it's default wait soccer, I think I'm in your house. I think
Can you see me
I'm uh, I'm oh, I'm out by the uh, how do I where's the house? Oh, soccer brother. It's a nice pool. You have here
Yeah, thank you. Welcome on in
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Jixie Jixie stop. Okay. Let me do this with you. Let me do this with you
All right. All right. All right. I'll stop Jixie stop. So you don't go to the date before me bro
I know I know yes, I'm not relax breathe. Give it five. We're gonna be here. We're gonna be here bro
I got I got it. I got another day. She's coming. She's getting in. Oh, yeah, she has a mic. She has a mic. She's a
mic.
I think she tried to try to find a mirror. That's how we that's how we do what we looked at.
I like that. You're gonna join. You're gonna join. How do I see?
Oh, this is we got to find a mirror, Jinx.
Find a mirror. See how I look.
Yep. Perfect.
There it is.
That one doesn't seem to work.
How does he see what he looks like?
Let me see where the...
Your house actually looks nice. You have a nice house, uh, Zocobar.
Thank you.
Thank you.
How long did it take to build this up? Did it take a while?
So, this one is a public world owned by someone.
Hello! See if we can find you a mirror.
Gee, I don't know what the mirror is on this one.
Oh come over here. I can hear you double by the way. Maybe mute and game chat cuz I can hear you in a discord
Yeah, yeah, I'm getting game
Motor everything, okay
Yeah, I'm just like I'm just like I'm just gonna have a jacuzzi. Wow
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, bro. Can I can I go to the swimming you please? Yes. Yes. Oh hammock hammock
hmm there's a mirror over here
over where? over where? over here
we have to get in here with me
oh I have to get in?
hmm hmm
oh my god
where's the mirror at? right there click on that
and then look this way click on the front and then click that way
oh that's how I look you're like a robot
oh god okay I got my feet I got my feet
looking good
I heard to the discord call to give me a second
it's a nice campfire here too
oh jimmy jimmy please jimmy jimmy oh yeah yeah how do we invite mudra how do we invite mudra
uh so he'll have to add either me or you
I'm gonna add her. It's her name. It's just her name. Oh
Let me see here. How do I add?
This is insane. What's the what's up? Jesus?
Yo, yo, it's Jason. Jixie stop. Jixie stop.
Bro, what am I doing? I'm not doing any stop. Get a hot tub with her. It's just naked. I was in a hot tub a minute ago
I'm not a hot tub. Listen. Okay. Okay. What's her name? What's her name? How do I get in?
They have a secret Sakura also gathered in my face.
I've got a pool too.
Sakura, how do I, how do I, how do I, uh, is it Steam?
So, no, it's not on Steam, you know, add me in VR chat.
Okay, I see.
There's a social, user search, state Sakura.
Oh, you have graffiti?
How about a checkup?
Yeah, yeah, checkup.
I have to check on the quest.
Minds of Mooda 74F.
Okay, see ya.
Thank you, thank you.
I accepted you.
I'm gonna be able to invite you.
So do you think Jinxie has an avatar or?
Yeah, we'll have to go to the avatar search world and find it. We can do that today.
See again, I don't know it's
Weird
Yes, yes, yes.
I searched up Mooda and for some reason this is the avatar that came up.
How do I see?
Should I check this score?
Where are you?
Where are you?
No, no, where are you?
Oh, you're in the world.
Yeah, right.
But he searched up Mooda.
This is what came up.
Yeah, I don't know.
All right, so we'll wait for your date and then we'll get this started.
All right.
So is it OK if I'm a robot?
Like did I'm saying is that okay? Or do you want me to be do you want me to be me?
Can you like see when I'm like, oh, like can you see my oh, yeah?
Three three three all right, how many fingers only up now?
zero
How many now?
four
I'm already got two.
Alright, how about now?
Seven.
Can you see that? Can you see all that?
Yes, I can see all that.
Oh, so I can wear your gates covered, right?
Mm-hmm. Yeah, she's getting in the yard.
Just a few minutes.
Just a few minutes.
Can you please look at me for a second though?
I can't have you as a fucking robot when we're in the hot tub cutscene.
I can't do that.
How did you search up?
How did you like-
How did such a Buddha in fact came up?
So, can you show us how to do it so I can get my character?
Yeah, I'll show you guys right now.
I'll take you to a world you might have to request stuff.
I mind, listen, listen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Listen to me.
Okay.
This is me home.
Okay.
No.
You're in stance.
No.
I got it.
Okay.
You're in stance.
No.
Does anyone know how to um...
Does anyone know how to enable stream reward?
My fucking shit isn't fucked.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
What? What?
What?
Go, go, walk into that.
Alright, coming, I'm coming.
Yeah, walk right into that.
You need to click on it.
I'm on my way in there.
Perfect.
It's actually insane.
It decides it's joining.
Give him a second.
Oh, here I am.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
I'm trying searching for Jinxie there might be an avatar out there for you.
You can find avatars. Be a little careful, try not to click on anime women because they might go naked.
Oh my god, why?
That's your warning so you don't get paid.
Oh no, this is your date. Let me see.
How do I search good? How do I search good?
Like, okay, so press enter?
Yeah, yeah, and then click the search button the big search button says search
Okay
Wait so
Let me get ready. Yeah, oh, sorry, no, Jesus.
All right.
It is. Oh, all right.
I'm going to tell you what I look like.
I'm going to see what comes up. Yeah, yeah.
Chakra, Chakra, Chakra, Chakra, how do I get my guy?
How do I get my guy?
Wait, they're saying the right wall.
What?
What the fuck?
That's me.
That's you, right there.
Can I do this? Can I do this?
Is that your name, Jinx? Johnson?
Yeah, I'll see you. Click on it.
Yeah, click on it.
Alright, this is my card.
That works. That works. That's perfect.
Alright, this is me.
I can see a robot. I don't see you.
I can see a robot.
Look, bro. Look. This is me.
I got a card here.
What's that sign in your head?
What's that sign?
I. Hart Johnson.
Okay.
That's epic.
He even got the red headset. Wow. All right. We ready to roll guys. Oh one second. Yeah, what yeah?
Yeah, she should be doing here in a second when you turn on streamer mode
What did he escape? Yeah, your settings
Comfort and safety
Safety doesn't hold on for that
I don't have that much acne.
Well, shut up.
It's pretty accurate.
And then yeah, you'll scroll down a little bit within the comfort
and safety tab and then click on stream remote.
It's underneath safety.
It's not too bad.
Yeah, it's not too hard.
I'm not going to lie.
I don't know.
One second.
I just want to turn around.
How do I how do I turn off? Oh, where is it? I don't see it
Mura your date is buying you. I know give me one moment
What hello?
You're streaming on a mood I can
Robo I see a robot Jinx I see a robot. I don't see it. What am I supposed to see? I see a robot
I have that
But it's my girlfriend a fucking robot. You gotta get her in discord group chat and then have her mute and game chat
Cuz we hear a double. It's oh, yeah, but you know, how do I turn on?
How do I turn on? How do I turn you guys on?
Okay, okay. Can you praise it a little better?
How do I turn on a how do I turn here them how do I turn on your guys's avatars?
I don't see anything secret okay with it hello hello hello hello so okay one second hey buddy
So you might have to, like, hit R on your keyboard and turn and highlight us, and then
hit Show Avatar.
Whatever brings up the menu to show.
I just see options, and then I see Avatar, and then I see, I don't really see anything
here.
One sec.
Yeah, yeah, you gotta, like, highlight, and then it's got, like, an eyeball.
How do I highlight you?
press escape I think and then you like click it'd be like a blue highlighted
thing and then you like click I think Jinx he has to do it too because he's not
showing my avatar as well oh no I can see your avatar I can see your avatar oh I
see okay and then okay and then I scroll down trust me so well what do I
okay avatar display yeah what's that you're gonna show all the assets you're
share all the asset the materials because I'm
Oh yeah
You're welcome
But y'all could kiss on stage?
Ha ha ha
Mm-hmm
We can do all sorts of things
Hi, Chio
Hi, Chio
Hi, Chio
Hi, Chio
Chio
Chio
Chio
Chio
Chio
Chio
Chio
Chio
Chio
Chio
Chio
Chio
Remember, ten, you're out of ten, you gotta be out like a seven
Shiesa
Okay
Jixie, Jixie, what do you like, what do you like, that, wait, Chia, how do I
Well, I went ahead to the date, bro, but we're in here
Why are we in here still?
I just want to change one last time yo what do you think is better right now
Come here. What's better this or this?
No, that's you. You're keeper. Oh really?
Oh, I can see you're not wearing my full avatar.
You're not wearing my full avatar.
I just feel like I'm just ass level!
I don't know if I can be this character.
I just see ass everywhere.
I don't know if I can stay here.
I'm just ass!
Buddy, you keep saying full avatar.
I can see you. What do you mean full?
Because it's not full.
You don't show my full colors.
So I've got to show avatar.
Like the eyeball.
What eyeball?
Full visibility right before the full visibility. Yeah, so you need to like press escape and then impress on me
And then you're saying eyeball
Escape press on you. Oh my oh my god. Oh my god. What was that?
What was that? I
Saw a cat
Ladies ladies ladies ladies ladies ladies
I mean if y'all do y'all want to head back to your place or should we go to the bar
Bar first.
Wait, wait, wait.
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can't you go to your play?
What were you?
Keyboard.
Wait, wait, wait.
Should we go to the bar first?
I feel like we should skip a step.
I feel like we should go to the bar first.
Wait, so, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, wait.
I'm going to show anything bad, right?
If I click the I?
No, it's not.
It's not.
The I above you?
What do you mean the I above you?
I don't know what you mean.
The I above us?
Y'all like the squidier or y'all like Pinocchio more, what do y'all like more?
Yeah, maybe, okay try adding me see if it works because I think that's how you do it.
So just press um...
Escape, add...
What's the ex... yeah.
Yo!
Oh wait, press escape, go to social.
Social?
Press on the social, yeah.
Uh-huh.
And then, and then press in instance.
Yep, I see you, yep. Add.
in in in step requests. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, but check like view on what does that do? Is that
bad? Go like and like go down maybe. All right. And then show avatar maybe. But I can see
your avatar. What do you mean? Is it like not good? Yeah, you can like see like my like
not showing avatar like it's like not shown properly so in VR chat like they have like
you don't show the avatar properly it's like weird i don't know avatar details oh muda how did you do
it oh now i see you okay what do i do okay wait press escape sorry press escape and then maybe
like press escape from far away like here and then you can like look at me
And then you can show it avatar.
I saw.
I didn't do it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Not far away.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're so cute.
Wait, how do you do it?
I don't know.
Is it off?
Is it off?
I don't want to do it.
I'm saying press R.
It's OK.
It might be E, try E.
I don't know, I don't play on desktop enough.
I don't remember.
E on what?
Where is E?
On the keyboard, on the keyboard.
It'll, it'll bring up a quick menu.
E, yeah, nothing's happening.
Whatever brings up your, try, escape, select.
See if you can.
Select, how do y'all know?
Wait, there we go, right now, hold up.
Select.
Yeah, you just go, you had it.
Wait, it's gone. Yeah, you just know that you had it you had it
Yeah, what are you just with it was like blue highly jigsie jigsie is this kid?
There you go. I didn't show jake right here right here
I ball press the eyeball
Before we go to the bar, before we go anywhere,
Jixie, I need you to tell me Squidward, this, or Pinocchio?
Let me know.
Pinocchio, the medium height one.
Okay, let's go.
Medium height Pinocchio.
Who's talking?
I'm gonna go on a date with Pinocchio.
Yes, I mean, I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
What's going on?
Tell me what's going on in real life.
Tell me what's your real life.
I don't want, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, so, okay.
So wait, okay.
So how do we like do it?
How do we do this thing?
How do we do this?
Should we go to the restaurant, a bar?
Yeah.
Yeah, we can take you to a restaurant.
We can go to a bar, if you like.
We can do all sorts of stuff.
Oh, my god.
Let's do rest.
OK, there you go.
Muda, there you go.
All right, let's go to a restaurant and then a bar.
And then we'll go back to your place.
All right, all right, all right.
The thing is, the thing is, I'm not
the same height level to y'all ladies.
So all I see really is just a pair of like, you know, just so,
OK, that's OK.
So I think I did it beyond.
Jixie, I did it a little bit taller.
Give me one moment.
I don't know if I like this song and it's just very one second.
Let me find a way out.
All right, this is definitely not it.
I want to be like nine years for this, bro.
This is insane.
You see one second here.
Just keep going.
OK, yeah, I'm not going to lie.
Let me see.
Do you want to go to a Chili's?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to chillies. We're going to chillies. We're going to chillies in this game. Okay. Yeah.
If you want to put a sign away, Sakura.
Um, so are you able to pull up the quick menu? Try.
Holding R. I think it is. Holding R. I think it's R. Yeah.
So there's, yeah.
What do I do? Personal mirror, camera, chat box, back?
No, so it'll be like items. It'll be, let me see, expressions. Go into expressions. See
if there's a toggle.
Expression, expressions? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, now what?
Is there one? What does it say?
Die, sadness, wave, clap, quick actions.
Oh, they can't even...
Yeah, you don't have a toggle for the sign. There's no toggle for the sign.
No worries, no worries.
If it doesn't bother you, talk about it.
It doesn't bother me.
Just another poll to play with.
What?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
I can't like, here's the thing, me in here right now,
this is insane.
So we like, we gotta keep this train in the railroads
and not have it fall off into a rock, all right?
Shieeeeeeeel!
Yo what is this?
Haha!
How did you do that?
Control, try to crowd.
Alright, I don't even know what's happening anymore.
Alright, that's it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yo, alright alright alright alright.
Alright ladies, should we go to a bar?
Should we go to food and then a bar?
Let's go! Let's go!
Jesus Christ!
Let's go!
Start of the day, man.
Yeah, have you ever watched One Piece?
Ah, Jixie?
Yes, bro, of course.
Everybody knows who's on last night's team.
Okay, cool.
He's like the worst person in the crew, literally.
Okay, so I don't, okay.
Okay, then I'm not gonna, okay.
Yeah, bro.
I can't, no one likes Usob, bro.
All right.
There we go.
I got the portal.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. How do I change my eyes? Okay. Portal. Let's go.
Alright. Oh, we're going to the restaurant?
Yeah.
Alright, but ladies, ladies, give me, ladies, when we spawn in, I want a full immersive, like, I want, like, I want-
Like, it's like, I want to actually feel like I'm in the game.
Yes. Like, I want to be, I don't want to, I don't want to be the game. I want to, I want to be, I want to be in...
Okay, I just wanted I let's just let's just let's just let's just do it
Yeah, how do I make myself taller? I want to be six foot on this date
Yeah
How do I make myself taller hold R
Expression
Quick actions
top right and then there will be an avatar height slider all right it's that
good jc jc come back
you
you
you
you
you
during when we were in that mirror room I literally had a half at a reaction for a second brah
I'm not gonna lie, they look bad as fuck, I'm not gonna lie, I don't know what the fuck you got me into right now, but I'm excited, and my dick is excited.
Before we go on this date, listen, let's be the men, let's assert, let them be safe around us, let's set a good example that we're going from the restaurant to the bar.
Bro, it's hard to focus because like you have like a literal pull in my face. Yeah, back up
Like bro, you have like a pull in my face. Okay. Are you okay?
Bro, I don't know what you're gonna do and you told me to put this character on okay, just keep it just keep it
Are you ready to start the day?
Bro, you're a robot bro. I don't know
What do you mean? Can you hear me? Hello?
I can hear you, but you're a robot.
Like, what do you mean?
You're a robot!
Your character is a robot. How many other ways can I explain this?
Your character is from Pinocchio to a robot.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Wait, how do I swap characters?
Oh, am I good now? Am I good?
No.
Dude, no, uh, apply.
All right, what about now?
You're good.
All right, you ready?
Let's go.
You ready for the date?
Listen.
Yeah, what's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
Dude, I'm sorry, bro.
I need to put on shimamo.
Because people are putting like racist things on my, on my, on my, adding me up.
Like, I was like, how do I do this, bro?
How do I put on shimamo chat?
I'm gonna creep up and listen.
No, no, please.
Wait, that is creepy.
That is creepy.
That is creepy.
That is creepy.
That is creepy.
That is creepy.
where is it
Okay, now what's that
bro the music is too loud in there wait have us can you be the waiter have us
holy peak idea hi bus can you be the waiter please oh my god yes yes yes yeah
yeah yeah sorry we're gonna have hi guys be away that's okay hi guys can be
win.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I think I take it by surprise.
Friday VR?
Uh, um, y'all, so, Jixi.
Wait, one moment, waiter, high-fives, is joining us.
Yeah.
No worries, no worries.
Uh, so, Sakura, uh, Bunny, uh, what did y'all do today?
I was just paying Liza P and then Sakura invited me to come on this beautiful day with
you guys.
So yeah, now I'm here.
Wow.
Well, thank you for your time.
Yeah.
Of course.
What did she get up to?
Can I show a screen?
I have no mouse control.
You know, today I literally had you today, I woke up, I had my breakfast, I went
I went to the gym, and then uh, and then uh, hang back, and uh, you know, I went to hang out with my family, and now I'm here.
Aww, cute.
Well, it's gonna touch, you know, just gonna touch my family.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Alright guys, the waiter is on his way right now.
Hey, you can touch my bicep if you want.
Why can't I move? I can't move! What's happening? Am I in the hotel?
So, you guys in pink.
You're in desktop love, so you can't,
you can't like use your arms and stuff like us.
No, I know, but I can't even, oh, there we go, there we are.
There you go, hi.
So wait, you have a headset on?
Thank you for, mm-hmm.
Oh, okay.
Well, I've got VR, I've got full body,
and I'm just like Pinocchio, so.
So, I'm gonna play VR, so these are my real moves.
Oh my god, all right, all right, all right, all right.
So wait.
Yeah, it's like a soul's hand.
Yo, uh.
No, I played Alder Ring though, I didn't know.
Here, thank you.
How's it going?
Wait, wait, hold on.
Let's get our own table.
We're going to get our own table.
Come on.
Oh my God.
I was wondering.
Mura, this is your table and then we'll get one here.
Come on, Sakura.
Come on, babe.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Bro, yeah, it's too loud.
Mura, just hold on.
Mura, just hold on.
Mura, just sit down, Nokia.
Mura, go in your day.
The waiter's here.
I can't I can't do this. I'm on your job. Yeah
You're fucking the shit up bro, I think they get separate tables and then we come together at the bar
Are you
Oh
Okay, what are you crazy? I can't handle all that and without like so I need you. I need you
I say I said this bro, but let's not talk. Hold each other. Okay, no
I won't take turns. We'll take one at a time. What a time. What a time. Come on, but you're a trip
Yo, yo, oh, here's the way to the way to check in with us in a couple minutes later. All right. Oh
Yeah, no work. No words at all
All right, here babe take a seat
Why are you not making eye contact with her?
So why don't we just go around the table and everybody says one thing they like about each
other.
So like, buddy, what do you like about Muda?
I love how he's hard, wooden, you know.
Thank you, that's a very, uh, that.
Alright, alright, so now, Muda, uh, you're a robot.
Oh, alright, my bad, just one moment.
Sorry about that, ladies.
So, Muda, what do you like about Buddy?
What do you like about Buddy, Muda?
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm bread.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You.
Wait, so, kid, you not?
OK.
Mura.
Let the ladies eat first.
Did you eat your bread?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got a little piece of bread.
I'll take some pieces here.
Wait, how do I?
You want to?
I'm here.
Here?
You can.
Here.
I threw it up.
Ah.
Oh, thanks.
Ah.
All right, so
Hey
Your robot Sakura you look sweaty were you working out earlier?
Yeah, I was I went to the gym earlier. I had
and good back and biceps workout today.
What is your best, what is your favorite workout?
Personally, my favorite is legs.
I like doing leg press.
I do legs three days a week.
I've got the thick mommy thighs.
Oh my God.
So, Sakura, what is one thing you like about me?
I like how funny and charming you are and how you are, you know, like 2023 gamer of the
year.
You're so talented.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And I like your tatas.
So foreign, but thank you.
Thank you.
Oh my God.
All right.
All right.
A lot of it will be cool.
None more!
So, I believe our waiter should be checking back in momentarily.
Let me actually go talk to him.
I'll be right back.
Sokka, will you stay right here?
Hey, waiter, can I talk to you for a moment?
Yeah, yeah, no worries.
What's going on?
Hey, ladies, so long.
I love it.
All right.
Waiter, can we have another thing?
All right?
Yeah.
All right, so waiter.
What's going on?
Yeah.
So look, I'm going to need you to like really make me look as cool as possible
here boobs are like the size of my head so here's the thing order like like just
say oh this is on like this is on the house like say this is on the kitchen
or something like make it look like I have aura okay yeah I'll do that I'm
gonna finish up the booze and then I'll give it to you okay hey ladies ladies
ladies ladies I just wanted to say we got drinks coming drinks are coming and
it's on the house
what's your drink of choice hello oh here we go drink for everybody
Thank you very much. Thank you. No worries. No worries. Yeah. What do you what do you normally drink when you go out? Thank you very much. Thank you very much. I like mojitos.
I'm sorry.
Hi guys.
Jack Daniels.
Oh Jack Daniels.
Let me get that.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Yeah, waiter, we need a little bit more time to think, waiter, on our order, okay?
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Okay.
Love that.
Hey, I'll leave you guys through it.
So Sakura, what do you look forward to, man?
Some of who's strong, funny, smart, a gamer, because I need to play games with.
I need to be able to, you know, carry me in the games.
I'm always looking for, oh, she'll spot for you
for playing games that you need healing on.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know why.
I don't care so much about it, man.
Yeah.
What about yours?
What do you look for in a woman?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Something about them, they just taste good, you know?
Hey, you guys doing good over there?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, well, they're fine.
Are you doing good?
Yeah, I'm doing good.
So yeah, like, um, what do you guys got planned to the night after this?
I think we're waiting for just one moment ladies.
One moment.
Hi guys, what the fuck is happening back here?
What is happening?
What's happening?
Oh, how's it going?
What?
Do you just scream?
I'm cooking some wiener dogs okay. Oh, hey. Oh, you're cooking big wieners. All right. I'll see you
No
You go to the gym you take care of yourself, you know
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
So what do you ladies, Sakura and Bunny, what do you ladies do when you're not, you know, working so hard?
I mean, I don't really go to the gym. I play games. I cook. I clean. I take care of myself, do self-care.
Um, I like to go out on walks, too.
Oh, you like long walks on the beach?
It's a big grass.
Yeah.
I like long walks on the beach, too.
Yeah.
Oh, hi.
I love that.
Feeling like the warm sun on my skin.
It's so good.
I like the ocean air.
Yeah, me too.
I like just hearing the waves crashing and looking at the stars.
You know what I'm saying?
Mm-hmm.
That's my favorite, too.
Well, I don't get much to see the outside anymore because like I'm actually like being
stuck on a summer thong, but now I'm just here.
I can't touch grass.
I wish I could touch grass, but I'm a gymnast, so I do cartwheels, handstands, I do all
that.
I'm very flexible.
Um, yeah.
I like to use stretch out.
Dude, I think your nose is hitting her in the head.
in the head
I don't know
my nose get it
it's okay
it's fine
maybe back up a little bit
do you like big noses
buddy
I mean you have one say yeah I like you
you know there's a lot
you can do a lot with a big nose
it's not just for smelling
exactly
oh the waiter guys the waiter
How's it going?
You guys got your food in order?
You guys, you know, what do you want?
Yeah, ladies, you guys figure out what you're going to eat?
Yeah, I think I know what I want.
What do you want?
OK, what would you like?
I'm going to do a stir-line medium rare with a side salad.
Those are cute.
Oh, my god.
Nice.
Good boy, love.
Oh, my cute.
I would like to have a steak a medium rare and she would also like to have a
a
yes please
they got
they were garlic bread
you forgot the garlic bread bro
well i mean that's why i just wanted to double check with her
no i would say that's the way you know
now jimxie what would you like to eat
i will be doing
basically do you guys have
um
weeners
yup
6 inch
12 inch
I'm gonna do actually let me do let me do let me get a witcher McCall. Um, let me do crab legs
You guys have snow crab lunch? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, we
I love snow crab. I love snow crab. It's my favorite
I'm going to do what I'm gonna do is okay. I'm gonna do a you guys have that chicken pasta. Let me get a chicken pasta
Mmm chicken pasta. Okay. All right. Any sides? Uh, yeah, let me get a side. Uh, you guys have, like, onion rings?
Yeah, onion rings. Jesus, you want to just order the entire kitchen? All right. That's what I'm gonna get. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
So guys, after this meal, like, what do you guys want to, like, do? You guys want to, like,
a wall.
Yeah.
Go somewhere?
Yeah, actually.
Buddy, I was thinking, Buddy, after this place, we move to the bar maybe, and then go to your
back to your place.
Yeah.
If you have a place.
You could hit the bar, we could hit the beach, and we could go anywhere.
Oh, there's a beach, yeah.
We could maybe go to the beach, and then maybe go back to the dance pool.
We could go back to the beach, and then we could go back to the dance pool.
We could go back to the beach.
I'm going to cute bikinis.
Bikinis, yeah.
Mooda, can I speak?
Mooda, can I speak to you for one second?
ladies ladies ladies
There's gotta be a
Moodic coming get the clock over here
Get off the fucking floor have some respect for yourself
Get out of your shop get out of your shop come here. Yeah
Right here. We're gonna go mood up
Listen to me, bro, if they're in bikinis, bro, I'm literally, I might actually nod myself.
Should we go to the beach?
No.
Yes, bro.
Listen, this is what I'm thinking.
This is what I'm thinking.
This is what I'm thinking.
Ready?
Listen, we eat our meals.
We get to know them a little bit, and then we go to the bar, we get fucked up, okay?
And then go to the beach, and then, and then we go to the beach.
We have a little fun.
Whenever we look at the stars, talk about our life, talk about our future, whatever,
Right back to the
All right, let's go
I'm ready. All right, but you have the largest notes. I've ever seen all right. Come on focus like I don't know what is the waiter doing
There's a place. Where's the waiter?
Why did the waiters that was creepy?
Hey ladies, how are you?
We're back. Sorry. We had like an issue with our car. Oh, okay. I don't worry. Is everything
okay? Yeah, no, we're not. So of course, of course, of course, we're down to go to the
after we're 100% down okay you guys said you have a bikini
yeah I've got all of them with me I'm ready
I'm so excited
cool um yeah so yeah um do you guys want to get some more drinks going or yeah I
I could use another one.
I would not stop.
Yeah, so, um, what's it called?
Uh, Muda, you didn't say what you liked about Buddy out of like Muda?
Oh, I'm gonna be honest and see.
You know, I was just telling her when y'all were, when you were out talking with the, uh, with the waiter.
You know, I was just saying, I, I honestly, I can't really say what I like because I like everything.
What was that?
What was that?
No, so like, you know, there's just, there's a lot going on and, you know, I just, there's, you know, I like, you know, buddy, you make me speechless, literally.
Aw, thank you, thank you.
I wish there was a way I could like put my arm around your shoulder, Sakura.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Pat, hi.
There you are.
I just come a little bit closer.
I'm this.
Wait up!
I'm in America.
Wait up!
I need another drink. Waiter, I need a drink.
I'll drink. Yes, okay. I'll handle this one.
Bye, thank you.
Can we stay here?
Yeah.
Can we stay here for a while?
It's so close.
Oh my god.
That's all right.
I need to get there.
But you got to be careful.
They're like pillows.
Yeah, you know what they say.
Yeah, nice and soft.
You know it.
Thighs too.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all
Y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all Alright, so let's chill
Yes, so that's chill
Yeah
Um, let's go
Hey, hey, do you guys want some water?
I'll pour some water in you guys' cups
I'll just say that please, thank you
imal standing up
Cheers, please
Cheers, please
Just pour it in my mouth
You gonna pour it in my mouth?
Oh, I gotta give you one moment
Alright, I better give you one moment
Oh my God
here we go yep thank you
how did that say how did that say
alright here is a steak
oh this is a steak
I can't believe it
have eyes like it's just a floating plane
um do you mind fixing that for me
yeah
uh where where did it go
Oh wait, you ordered the steak, right?
Here babe, let me drop this off for you babe.
Thank you, thank you so much, I appreciate it.
No, it is closing time, so unfortunately we are out of everything you guys ordered,
but I did get some scraps.
Let him finish!
I did get some scraps together and here's this is chicken
This is chicken. I ordered the chicken pasta. Muda. Give me that fat-nose bitch. Sorry
I wanted the chicken give me the fucking chicken
Give me the chicken give me the chicken
Here is another
Is this the spaghetti or what?
Yes, that is the spaghetti, yes.
There you go.
Oh, thank you so much.
There you go, baby.
Anything for you, baby.
Do you want me to like feed you the steak?
Yeah, yeah.
Don't be crazy.
How do I like do this?
Wait one second.
One second to wait.
Wait, I'll get one of those.
Did I get one of those?
One of those. Can I get one of those?
Yeah, actually, yeah.
Sakura, do you like eating sausage like the food?
Yeah, yeah, I would love to try your sausage.
Well, okay.
It's chili, it's chili.
Yeah, let me get that.
Here, wait.
Wait, do you have two sausages?
I got two sausages.
Oh, here we go. Let me have that.
Do you want me to eat this to you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, you guys enjoy.
Let me know what you think.
Oh my God!
No.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, jeez.
That's so tasty.
I think they already ate the sausage.
Hey, that's a good thing.
I want to eat this sausage, by the way.
Oh my god.
Oh, you dropped it.
Drop it, drop it.
Let me pick out this one.
Hey, I'll just, hey, I'll just, hey.
Hey, I'll just start.
Alright, let me stare up.
You okay?
Yeah, yeah, how about you?
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
I'm doing good
I'm good. I'm good. I really like your tactical deer gear
Oh, thank you. You look sexy and not. Thank you. Do you like my glasses and my headset?
Yeah, you look really cool. I look ready. Ready to go at any moment. Ready to go for what?
Oh wait, someone's at the window.
What is that? What is that?
Hey, hi guys.
Hey, hi guys.
to go it is two and a half hours past closing what do you think I have back
there I don't have all the you think the ingredients okay he doesn't have shit
bro hi hi hi hi hi listen listen listen I have an idea I have an idea okay
listen I think we go to the bar I think we all talk chill hi guys round up us
our shots give us some nice comms listen and then yo Jigs when they start
getting a little bit you know you know we're all feeling a little tipsy we
We feel good, confident, with all the clothes in our system and we feel confident, Jinxie.
Let's go to the beach.
Alright, alright, let's go.
Let's go to the beach.
Everybody get up, get up!
Oh, we're back.
Hey, what?
What?
What?
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
I'm so engaged.
I can't even make it to the bar.
I'm going to fall over.
You see, you see, you see, you see, you see, you see, you see.
I'm not going to live, bro.
My pants might be wet right now.
I'm going to be honest.
Let's just go.
Let's just go.
Yeah, let's just go, let's just go.
Bar.
Um.
I'm sorry.
I'm just getting some water.
No, you're going to get all the water you want.
It's all water you want.
Yeah, here you go.
Uh, we can take some pictures of that if you want.
Maybe some selfies.
Yeah, we gotta commemorate our day.
Oh, oh, you can take selfies on the camera?
Where's a good spot to take-
Yeah, you can.
Where's a good spot to take a picture?
Wait, wait, can you take a picture of us later?
Yeah, later. Later.
Wait, take a picture of us.
Wait, should we play pool?
Oh yeah, you can put it on.
Yeah, yeah, you can put it on.
What the hell, fuck you.
Wait, you guys took a picture of yourselves?
Can I grab it?
Yeah, wait, let me like...
No.
Oh, what about us, buddy?
Let's take a picture, buddy.
Let's take a picture, buddy, me and you.
Okay, let's take a picture.
I want to remember this.
I want to remember you, you know?
I want to make many, I want to make many memories with you.
Cute.
There we go.
Wait, Sakura. Sakura, can we take one?
Wait, Buddy. Buddy, can you take a picture of me and Sakura?
Sakura, how do you want to like pose?
Oh, Jason! Do you don't like this picture of me?
Alright, move it up, move it up.
Buddy, Buddy, can you take a picture of me and Sakura?
Of course, of course.
Sakura.
Jesus
Ready three two one
One more me and buddy, please one more being buddy
Let me see where's the picture?
All right, all right, let's go to the bar. Let's go to the bar. Yeah, let's go to the bar ladies. Let's go to the bar ladies
You can sit on my
I can do it.
Okay.
Absolutely.
Want to take a seat?
Yeah.
I'm just sitting right now.
You sit.
Yeah.
Are you sitting here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That works.
Oh, sweet.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There you go.
Oh.
Holy shit.
All right.
All right.
Today might be the best day of my life.
I'm going to be honest with you.
It might be the best day of my life.
I'm going to be honest with you.
This day might be the best day of my life.
You know what?
You've got to settle on that for now.
You've got to settle on that.
You've got to settle on that.
Yeah, you can start.
Sorry.
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
You can sit to my left if you want.
How is everyone doing?
That's fine.
Hey, waiter.
Can we get four shots?
Oh, high five.
Please make that five.
Please make that five.
Yeah, please, please.
Wait so girl, I'm gonna use the restroom really quick like IRL. I'll be right back, okay?
I'll be back
Jesus girl, I might actually come
I'm gonna look at you.
What?
Yeah?
You like my look?
Yep.
Yeah, I do.
You're stringy.
Guys, you don't know what happened.
I don't know.
Wait, what?
Wait, I'm gonna look at you.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
What's wrong?
I'm gonna look at you.
Oh my god, what's happening?
I don't know what to say to him.
Are you okay?
This is so funny.
Yeah, I don't know what to say to him.
He's gonna get us in the back and we're gonna go.
Are you okay?
I'm not okay.
All right, all right, I'm back.
Mura! Mura!
Fuck it, I'm going in.
Hey babe.
Is everything okay? Huh?
Yeah, is everything alright? I'm back.
Yeah, yeah, it's not like someone was getting beat up. Is everything okay?
Let me go check that out. Let me go check that out, babe.
Okay, yeah.
I'll protect you.
Muda, what?
Muda!
I'm still busy, what's that?
Someone said you were beating off in there?
Who put on thick of it? Just wondering.
That was just in queue, sir. That was just in queue. Thank you.
Oh, we got shots, sir. What is this?
I don't know what he was making, I'm just latering in it.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey!
What is up, it's a car.
How are you?
Whoa!
What the hell?
Yo!
You guys wanna play a game of poor now?
Yo!
I'm actually down!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo ladies!
AHHHH!
I'm not cool!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Hey!
All right, all right.
Give me a high five, buddy.
Give me a high five.
Give me a high five.
Yo, go high five, give it to me!
Yeah!
Yeah.
Highlights, we're lowering the music!
Thank you both.
Hey, Sakura, let's be on a team, OK?
You better be on a team.
Yeah, yeah, we can play with each other.
You gotta carry me, though.
It's been a while since I played pool.
Bucky, do you want to play with me?
All right, let's do it.
Yeah, we can play teams.
So that's a date.
Yeah, yeah, date for a date.
All right.
Press number one.
Press number one.
Can you see this?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
yeah and now now yeah teams now soccer rejoin yeah yeah yeah teams on there you go uh bunny you
already know where to go to i don't gotta tell you girl yeah yeah soccer with your girl girl
bunny good you're such a good girl okay you're such a good girl no no no it's
Yeah, there we go. There you go. And then Muda has to join here, but thank you Muda, yeah.
You're so cute, Sakura. Thank you, thank you.
Buddy, you're so beautiful. You're so fucking beautiful.
Thank you, thank you. We gotta win this, okay?
I'll get this match rolling. Okay.
Hey, agency!
Oh, sorry. Yes, waiter, yes! Waiter, yes, yes!
You a big soccer guy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna put on some football.
Wait, what?
Really?
Yeah, I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I'm like...
Aw, really?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Really?
Uh, hey, uh, don't look at the TV ladies.
Hi guys, wait, hi guys.
Hi guys, what the fuck?
Turn that shit off!
Ladies, come look at this.
No, no, stop, stop!
Stop
This is probably AI this is probably AI
Okay, so I could run that was that was done out of me by the way, that was AI
the other bit and he falls over again.
Yeah, hey, I'm ice!
Hey, hey, let me talk to you in the back.
Let me talk to you in the back, I'm ice!
Okay, oh, yes sir, yes sir.
I'm going to get some travel.
So let me get this, close the fucking door!
Hey, buddy, buddy, buddy!
I'm on a date with an erection.
And you play a YouTube video of me falling at Wembley Stadium!
I ought to break up this fight, ladies and gentlemen.
Are you fucking serious?
I'll take your little Kermit the Frog Throw and burn it in the hot dog stand!
It is going on here!
Mooda shut the fuck up!
What?
What are you doing?
He's going for nothing!
I put one of the local soccer matches back in here!
He's mad!
What are you guys doing back here?
Oh!
Oh!
My mind is jinxed!
What are you doing?
Mooda stop clapping!
Stop!
Stop.
Alright, anyway, anyway, anyway, let's play support.
Muda, Muda, I need to talk to this fucker.
Muda, I need to talk to this fucker.
One second.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
How's it going, Jinxie?
Hi guys.
You're doing your time?
How do you think it's going, bro?
I'm in front of the date with literally boobs bigger than my head,
and you decide to go on YouTube in the bar
and play the video of me falling at Wembley Stated.
Are you serious?
had best I ever had my dream. That's how I ever had. Yeah, I'll work on it. Alright.
Oh my god, what's that? High-fives? Yeah? I like back here. High-fives, get this shit
off the TV! High-fives, high-fives, high-fives, high-fives. What's wrong with it? Yeah,
I was gonna say high-fives, high-fives, high-fives, high-fives. Put on, put on,
you're gonna put on the song for the weekend, okay? You're gonna put on the song for
on you're gonna put on the party in the after party
all right let's go
mm-hmm mm-hmm
that's kermit motherfucker
all right we're back lady sorry about that
hey ladies bunny i don't even know every time i take my eyes off you put them right back on
i jeez is my jaw just drops even further it's crazy i don't understand anyway let's all
let's get this game going on let's get this game going on shall we
I actually have a question. Yeah, what's up?
My chest and um
Josh you about the Pringles
What's the what's
What's what's about that?
All right, let's play some pool guys you guys ready
Are you okay over there babe? You look lonely.
Yeah I missed you. I missed you. Thank you for coming back. You were gone for so long.
Yeah it's okay.
You just give-
You look so cute. I'm sorry.
Oh my god. Alright. Yeah. Okay.
I love your eyes. Your eyes are very pretty.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You make me blush.
Oh my god. I'm sorry. I'm gonna blush.
You're so cute.
I want to say, buddy, you are so gorgeous.
Uh, Mura, I think your nose is poking our boobs.
Oh, wow, look, what an amazing song being played with us.
Oh, wait, who put that on?
You guys like the song?
Oh, no.
It's a very nice song.
I like the very, very good.
I love the weekend.
Wow.
Oh, somebody called the weekend.
Yeah, fire.
I saw him live a couple years ago.
There's Connor.
I mean, he was on his EXO tour.
Oh.
He's a good live.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I'd love to see him.
Jaycee, can we get this game started?
All right, let's play.
How do we play?
How do we play?
I'll start it.
I think you have to press break.
I got it.
All right, you guys ready?
Oh, you're breaking.
Who breaks?
Who breaks?
Who breaks, yeah.
I didn't break.
Here's soccer.
All right.
Soccer, I can help you hold it if you need help.
I can't, I can't.
I'm behind you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Got rain.
Got rain.
Thank you.
Got rain.
Obviously, baby.
Come on.
Are you crazy?
All right.
Sakura, big shot.
Did you make it?
Come here.
Come here, buddy.
Sakura, it doesn't matter.
You still look.
You just look so brave while you did that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I think it's her turn still.
She could have fallen.
Oh, is it?
I think so.
I can grab it.
I can grab it.
Oh, it's your turn.
Here buddy, here buddy come oh here. Uh sorry. Can you hand me that pole?
Yes, you have to do it we take turns we take turns
I can't scrap it
I think you can't because it's
I'll show you buddy, I'll show you
Okay, okay
Alright, how do I uh, okay, so uh all these balls are blue and uh orange
I'm kind of confused what type of game are you playing
Hey, buddy come here please
Buddy come here
Yes?
What did I say? You...
I love the song! I love the song!
Thank you!
I love the song!
Alright, I love the song!
Now you guys know I love!
I love the song!
I love the song! I love the song!
You have to aim and then...
I don't know if you can do that.
That's okay, that's okay.
It's a good song.
There's like aim on it, I think.
I don't know if you can do that.
I just felt told that you like to aim at the right side of the screen and maybe the orange one
Oh, I got a hit!
Let's just go to the beach, guys
Let's go to the beach, guys
Let's go to the beach, guys
Oh, wait, you're the press key, I got it, I got it, I got it
What if he can hit me?
I got a hit, yeah
If he wanted us to go to the beach, bro
Hit the ball!
I'm trying to see Pachini's!
Sorry about that
Hit the fucking ball, fuck!
Am I the blue ball?
Hit the white ball into the blue. I'm gonna punch you
You wait, yeah, you scratch please God tell me it's my turn
Oh my god, oh my god, please do not call me
Yeah, that's better
not enough yeah you are okay okay okay so wait how do I grab this should be able to
grab it should be highlighted he's had he had to press E right yeah yeah you gotta press
E bro yeah if I G8 can you grab it first step on your cock on the thing instead it won't
Don't let me grab it, bro. I can't grab it.
Wait, it's still my- it's still my ball.
Bawr!
Yeah, it's actually-
Oh, wait. It's- cause we gotta move the white balls first.
Where do you want the white ball? Where do you want the cue ball?
Oh, wherever you wanted it. I don't- yeah, wherever you wanted it.
Alright.
What's right here?
Alright.
Alright, so you can get the blue one in. Cause I don't think we have a color yet.
Oh, nice music, DJ.
I can't grab this though. Well, let me grab it.
Grab this one. Maybe it's a cursor, but grab this one.
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Bomber, bomber.
So ladies, do you like playing balls or eight balls?
Yo, yo.
I'm looking at him.
I'm looking at balls.
Alright!
I'm shooting! Fuck!
How do I shoot?
You're walking in the table and saying that.
Yeah, he just puts a camera dipshit.
R.
Yeah, you play it like the iPhone pool.
Like it looks the same.
You had it.
Yeah.
E?
R.
R.
E.
Now press E now.
I'm in it, but it's like a camera. What is this?
Let's just go to the fucking beach fuck
I don't know what this is
Let's go to the beach
What the fuck are we doing?
Hey, hi boys
What is High-Vives playing this horny bastard?
JC, JC, JC, JC, JC, JC, JC, JC, JC, what?
JC!
What?
How long did JC-
Bro, what is he?
What, bro, what?
Listen, listen, listen.
Should we swap into outfits too, or should we stay in this outfit and go to the beach?
I feel like we should have our abs out or some shit, bro.
Like, bro, you are your fucking Pinocchio, bro.
Listen, I'm not even looking at my outfit, bro.
I'm not even looking at my outfit, bro.
Okay, all right, I'll get it. Okay, let's go to the beach. I'm looking at way other things.
All right, let's go. Babe, you ready to go to the beach?
Hey, baby, let's go to the beach! Let's go to the beach! Let's go to the beach! Let's go to the beach!
Let's go to the beach! Let's go to the beach!
So y'all want to have bikinis? Jesus.
Let's go to the beach, yeah.
Oh my god this is so soothing and relaxing this is beautiful where's my uh where's my
uh oh night mode.
We've changed it to sunset mode or night mode.
Night mode, night mode, night mode, night mode.
Yeah, night mode.
Wait, so you lay it?
We'll be on the beach, OK?
And you lay these?
Just get ready.
Get ready and meet us out there.
We're going to get ready.
Yeah, get ready, get ready.
We're going to come over here, OK?
You guys get ready.
Take your time.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I work, oh, I want to have sex, I want to have sex.
This is better than real life.
This is better than real life.
You know
Yo, where should we go up here?
Oh my god
Bro, they're getting ready. How long do you think it's good? Yes, what do you got?
Jakey, Jakey, Jakey, Jakey, I'm not lying bro
I seriously think we buy VR's and we do this like next week or some shit with VR's
We need to do this again with my head set
Like headsets, yes, please
My entire chat is spamming yeah, we need to do this again with headsets, bro
I know cuz bro. I can't oh someone's coming
Bro, Jixi imagine being able to like like just imagine being able to like touch and shit, bro
Hey, hi guys, what's up?
There's a bar over there. If you need any drinks, let me know. Oh, yeah, let's go
Let's go to the bar go to the bar
Hi guys bring us a bottle of wine dude fuck it. Yes, go wine. Let's get one
what I can do. Wait chill let me lock it. Let me lock it. Wait they're getting ready
let's get to our spot bro get to our spot. Get to our spot they're gonna make it. Come
on come on. Dude we got wine, roses, oh my god. Bro we can fly to the ghost swimming
I think they're going to come to get it out of there.
What happened bro?
What happened bro?
You know boys, how you doing?
Save me the shorts, save me the shorts
Alright, come on, come on, come on
Let's go, let's go
Hi boys, let's go
Huh?
I don't wanna look at them
I don't wanna look at them
I don't wanna look at them
Wow
Hi boys, are you okay?
Hi boys
I think I'm good, I think I- oh no.
Alright, let's get to our spot and wait for our date to move on.
Alright, if they walk down this bridge I'm literally gonna explode into my pants.
Alright, I know.
Oh, they're coming, they're coming. Can't see with this fucking pole.
All right!
So...
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You guys can make us wait as long as you want.
Hey!
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
So, wait.
Mura, Mura.
Mura.
Mura.
We're gonna go swimming real quick.
Okay.
We'll be back.
We'll be back.
We'll be back.
We'll be back.
We'll be back.
Alright.
Wait.
Motion.
Wait.
Somebody's waiting.
Wait.
How do I get back up?
Motion.
Lotion
Wait, I'm coming. Oh my god, wait
Lotion
Yes
Yeah, yeah. Even such a good boy. Put your lotion on so you don't get a sunburn.
Okay, Molly. Do you want to go swimming?
Oh, my good boy. Do you want to go swimming?
Yeah, yeah, let's go swimming. Let's go swimming.
Alright, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Oh, my God, look. There's a fish here.
Oh, look. I'm under water. See me?
Oh, yeah
Oh my god
Yeah, hold on, look, I squash you
Oh my god, look at the moon tonight, wow
Look at the moon
Yeah, yeah, look at the moon
Look at the moon
Holy moly
Oh my god
Wait, Mooda, what happened to you?
I love looking at the mood. Oh my gosh.
You guys are both looking at the mood?
You're just squirreling.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You having fun?
I was having some fun.
Yes, I'm having a great fantabotus amazing time.
I'm having a great time.
You're so cute.
Oh.
So cute.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
I love your outfit.
I love your high heels.
Thank you.
Oh, booty's on.
Oh, there's levels to this.
Yeah, I guess you go for it.
Oh, whoa.
Oh, whoa.
Oh, whoa.
to the cylinder. Just for you. You're a cute, like a boy.
I'm sorry. Sorry. Hey, we'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. I'll meet you guys
on the couch. Me, you guys on the couch. All right, come on. Follow me. Follow me.
Here you go, come, come, come, come, come.
No, I'm right behind you.
Actually, I'll get behind you.
Okay.
Now, let's go up to the right here.
Up to the right, we'll go up these steps.
I just wanted to show you this view here.
I saw this view earlier, it's insane.
Right over there, right over there, right over there.
Oh, right over here, okay.
And then it's like right in here.
Right in there, right over there.
isn't this really romantic? yeah this is so cute and you're like taking me here
of course of course let me uh i'm gonna just sit right here and oh i don't think there's
any other seats maybe just my lap yeah yeah yeah let me just uh just take a seat right here
um it's nice to just get some like private time you know what i mean like nice to get some
Yeah, I've been waiting on some alone time all night.
So good to have some time with you.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
So, like, do you want to, like, kiss or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Want me to go first?
Well, you know.
I'll go, I'll go.
Okay, okay.
Mmm
You're so cute you're a good kisser
I'm embarrassed. Oh my god. Why are you embarrassed? Oh my god. Oh
You're just so cute. I've been having so much fun. I didn't get enjoy this bunch of milk
I'm so like nervous but excited. I'm glad we got I'm glad we kissed. That was great
You always kiss on the first date?
No, no, no. That was the first time. Yeah, that was the first time. You know what I'm saying?
I just think you know it's like...
Yeah, I think it was special. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I felt sparks fly.
Yeah, me too. I felt sparks fly in my pants.
Oh my god, I blushed. You're so farward.
Um, alright, so do you want to catch up with them or do you want to...
Hi guys!
What's up?
Sorry, there was someone stalking us. Do you want to catch up with them or do you want to just...
No, do you want to like do one on one or what do you want to do?
It's totally up to you and I'll let you take control.
Alright, follow me.
on everything, all right.
There's crazy paintings in here.
Oh my goodness, yeah.
Hot anime women.
Yeah, not as hot as you, you know what I mean?
Oh, thank you.
Come on, welcome on.
Alright.
She had a lie over here.
And, you know, what I'd like to do on the beach is I'd like to just sit
and like, just watch the waves and look at the stars, you know what I mean?
You're not so romantic.
Yeah.
I love looking at the stars.
How do I-
Where's the shot here?
Oh, sorry.
Am I, like, lying down?
Uh, yeah, you are, man.
HIGH VICE STOP TREATING!
STOP!
Okay, come on, come on, come on.
We gotta get away from fucking high-vives.
Oh, I think we're server locked here.
Oh.
Alright.
Let's just chill here. Let's just chill here. You know what I'm saying? How do you like? Oh, there we go. Am I setting that? Oh, okay.
Did you want to put a little bit of lotion on me? Yeah. Let me do that right now. How do I do that again?
Yeah, I mean, just go ahead and just rub on my back, yeah.
Yep.
Just wanted to make sure you don't get...
Oh, thank you.
Oh, what a cold.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Thank you, thank you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay.
You said it was cold?
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, just a little bit, a little bit cold.
Yeah, thank you.
You're so good.
I'm glad.
I'm glad.
I love it.
It's very romantic out here, you know what I'm saying?
I love the mountains.
Well, I'm just gonna scoot a little closer to you.
That's okay.
It's so warm.
All right.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yes.
Oh my God.
Those there right where I am.
Okay.
I love your bikini.
Is that like fishnet on there too?
Yeah, I've got fishnet.
I've got cute little stars on my hips like bear.
Yeah, very nice.
Very nice.
Thank you.
Thank you. Yeah, I like your heels too. Very nice. Nice tail as well. Thank you. Thank you. I made it myself. I actually made this. Wow. You made that tail. Nice. Yeah. Thank you. So what kind of what games have you been into lately?
I've been playing, what's it called, Fowlerant, CSGO, R6, Rocket League, all those games.
You know what I mean?
What about you?
Yeah.
I had this weird like urge to download Apex again for the first time in like two years
So I was playing that today. I actually got a W
nice and then
I downloaded Valorant in case you wanted to play it with me. That's totally up to you. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I
Don't even know what to say. I'm losing my trade of thoughts. I'm actually having a hard time speaking
You're so cute. It's okay. He's been such a good boy for me today. I appreciate it. I've had so much fun.
You don't have to worry about it. You don't have to sweat it at all.
Yes.
He's so cute.
Okay. Fantastic. Yeah.
You know, we could catch up with like Mura and them, but I really don't even like want to. You know what I mean?
Yeah, we don't have to.
Yeah.
You're smart, you're a big strong man, I don't mind a little alone time with you.
Okay, alright, I'm pitching a tent right now I think.
Yup, down the water.
It's okay, I mean, I'll always take care of it later.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry about that.
How far could he swim in this?
Do you want to jump in the water?
Yeah, I am.
All right, cool.
Sweet.
Let's go, let's go.
I actually don't know how far we can go.
Yeah, let's just figure it out.
Oh, it's getting pretty deep.
Yeah, it is pretty deep.
Did you giggle?
Hm?
Yeah, it's getting deep. Wow
Look, there's like what like balloons. Oh, yeah, like a beach balls
Sorry
I'll throw it to you Shaisa, hold it up, you really can't throw this thing, alright never
mind, I don't even know, it like despawned.
Oh my god, it's okay you're just too strong, we're too strong and no clips, no clips.
I wonder, do you want to just keep going and see how like, oh we're server boss,
never mind.
Okay, we're on the edge, we're on the edge.
Hey, hi-vis! Hey, hi-vis!
Little privacy here, hi-vis!
Drowning?
Wait, oh my god, he's drowning. We have to save him.
HI-VIS!
Grab him! Grab him!
Oh!
Oh, thank you.
I got him, I got him.
Hi-vis, you're fucking drowning?
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
You're welcome, you're welcome.
What the fuck are you trying to do?!
I
Are you drowning?
Yeah, please take me to land take me to land. Okay. Hey suck right what I take the land
I can't pick him up because I don't have the headset
Yeah
Yeah, you got him
Jesus Murphy all right
All right
Alright, I think Mura and Mura have a good time over here.
Alright, thank you guys.
Alright, let's head back inside and just get the chubby out, you know what I mean?
Yeah, a little bit, a little bit.
See if there's any other rooms over here, you know what I mean?
Or maybe it's just that one.
Oh, I think so.
Yeah, yeah, let's check it out.
Looks like Mura and Mura hitting it off.
Hey, here's somebody?
Hello?
Hi Vox.
Sorry, one sec.
I'll meet you at the bar, OK?
OK.
I'll meet you at the bar.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Hi Vox!
Hi Vox!
Hi Vox!
Hi Vox!
Hi Vox!
Hi Vox!
Hi Vox!
Hi Vox!
Hi Vox!
Hi Vox!
Hi Vox!
Hi Vox!
Hi Vox!
Hi Vox!
Hi Vox!
He's in the water probably gooning listen we're gonna go to the bar and
just like bring us a big bottle of wine and just say James he already paid for
it like a week before we got here no do you even care listen I don't know where
Where Moot is that? I don't know where he went.
He's in the water.
Look.
Where are you?
Come here, come here.
See him?
You can see him?
Wait, are they?
No.
Are they?
Oh my.
I
Yeah, I can show you big surprise
Hey guys, we're we'll be over at the bar
You guys can take as much time as you want
It looks like there's only one seed I think.
Just take a seat on your lap
Oh, here's your new watch back with um...
Oh, whoa, whoa, what was that?
I got something, do you have something?
I bet I bought something, do you have like a banana in your pocket or something?
For you, here we go
GAAAHHHHHHHHH
Wow!
My side!
My side, baby, how are you?
Yeah, how are you?
How are you?
How are you?
Here, you can sit on, you can sit on my face if you want
All right, now we're...
Ahhhh!
Hi.
Oh my god, you've been such a gentleman.
Thank you, thank you.
You've been so sweet to me today.
You know, this is how all the dates are.
You know, it's always very romantic and sweet.
You know, I'm just cheating on you.
Yeah, you've been so good today.
I really appreciate it.
I've had so much fun.
Yeah, maybe there will be another phone call.
Oh my god.
Not a side, not a side, not a side, not a side, not a side.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
I don't know if this is something.
It's my banana.
I don't think you want it. Yeah, here.
Okay, well...
Guys, I think this was a great...
Yummy.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Buddy, you're such a good girl.
You're such a good girl.
Maybe you guys should, uh...
Maybe you guys should kiss or something.
Oh, we don't need that, but you know what?
If you guys didn't mention it, I'll kiss her one more time.
That's a beautiful girl.
Come here.
Alright, alright, alright.
Well, guys, I think that was a great date.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that was good.
Maybe we'll do another one or something.
Oh, yeah, oh wait, I forgot we got to go back to your guys place. We got to check out your guys place
I forgot about that. Oh my god. I'm so stupid
All right guys, let's head back to your place
Yeah, let's attack the next place.
Sorry, we're not from this town.
You know, we have a place, but we're not from this town.
Yeah, we're not from this town.
We have a place all this time.
It's not even near us.
Hey, Mura, can I talk to you for a second?
Yeah, of course.
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
Ladies, one moment.
Ladies, one moment.
Excuse me, ladies.
Yes, you're excused.
Excuse me, ladies.
Can I have a minute?
So, Jixie, Jixie, Jixie, Jixie, I'm pretty bad.
I just- just do some things. Just some things please.
First of all, Wallahee on my life. I am currently breathed, okay?
I just want to say that.
Second of all, if we don't do something like this with VR,
I- I think I'm going to end up jerking it through hentai soon, okay?
Third of all, third of all, third of all.
Oh, sorry. No, just shut the fuck up right now please.
Third of all, when we go back to their place
When we go back to their fucking place
how?
Jixie
What the fuck are we gonna do cuz I might just take it out bro. No, you
Listen, I think they got a hot tub. I'm pretty sure maybe we could watch like Netflix with them or like a YouTube video or something
I don't I don't know bro. We can't crack. We can't crack
what can we do what I think we can just
can't that's about it no no I just don't
think hey listen we can't crack on
stream yo hey hey look at me come here
okay we're not ending stream to crack
in VR I think her kiddies slapped me in
the face earlier and I'm still busy a
little bit let's just go to the
let's go to the jacuzzi or something
All right, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Hey guys, go back.
Oh, you got your robe on, that's all right.
Aww, y'all got your nurses got done.
Yes!
Nice, nice.
Nice, nice.
You guys want a backpack?
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Now, let's go.
Back to portal.
Oh my god, we're in the objective.
We're in the objective.
We're in the fucking objective!
Whenever I do, don't... oh.
Sorry.
Hey, Bunny.
That's okay. Hi! How are you?
You having fun?
I'm having a really good time.
Yes. You having a good time?
Yeah?
You having a good time?
Oh my god, this is so nice.
wow this is a beautiful home you have here this is a gorgeous home I love that decor
in here very romantic
wow this is a beautiful beautiful house you guys have
Jesus Christ.
The bedroom?
No, I don't know.
Alright, I would just check in the house.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah, you guys take the house door.
Yeah, yeah.
Funny doing all the work.
Yeah, okay.
Welcome to the humble home.
This is my second home.
You know?
You can watch nice TV over here
If you come over here with these curtains, this is a cubby house. Yeah, this is my cubby
I'm like mini I'm mini
What the fuck is going on here?
It's like some beauty party, okay?
Let's get out of here
What the fuck?
I don't know when they added that
It's okay, mom
Yeah?
Yeah
It's such a good thing that we
spending our night later maybe
Pfft
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Ladies, can y'all show us to a bathroom real quick, please?
Just please, y'all show us to a bathroom.
Please, yeah, please, please, please.
I think it's...
That's the kitchen.
Alright, bye.
And here's the...
Oh my god, I think it's...
I think it's...
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh
God
Give us please one moment me and jinks. We're just gonna go to the kitchen
Dude, I think if I wanted to a wall right now
I don't know okay at first my knowledge my fucking hard cops in my pants right now. Yeah, so this is probably the most
Arrack I've ever been on the street before. I don't know. Yeah, I do
Literally like it's poking through my pants right now. Just I'm not gonna lie
It's looking through all right
Let's just stand up for an object see the table standing up with me type shit, you know
Just you listen listen listen. Let's listen the way what we're gonna do is
We're going to a smooth out everything. We're gonna talk we're gonna raise
We're gonna do everything and then we're gonna go to the bedroom and we're gonna end stream in the bedroom
All right, that's all the night's gonna go
Let's just
for the right to the right to the right to the left.
Hey ladies, how are you?
Hi, we're good.
Hey, you all, by the way, I love your guys' outfits, Bunny.
I'll just take you, you've been in that outfit all night
and I feel like it's tight around your waist.
Do you want to change into anything before we get to the hot tub, maybe?
Oh yeah, I'll be changing my bikini, of course.
Uh, yeah. Sakura, do you want to maybe change outfits if you want?
Because we just got back from the beach.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you need time, yeah.
You guys wanna...
Yeah, I need a little bit of time.
We just go to the beach.
We just got back from the beach. You guys should change.
Yeah.
You know, ladies, ladies, ladies, we're gonna get into the beach.
Or, sorry, ladies, we're gonna get into the hot tub.
Y'all just come back after and protect yourselves, okay?
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, you got it. You got it.
Make yourself comfortable.
Take care, but don't be too long.
too long i'm gonna miss you baby i'm gonna take you live
oh my gosh you're fucking crazy
i'm gonna miss you sakura babe
jesus um i'm gonna get on my floatie brawl listen jesus where the fuck are you brawl
i'm right here
can you get in the floatie with me please
bro i could like see them for if we're on this
am i in
I
I
Don't know
Is this just a mirror? Oh my god, we can see when they come in we can see when they come in
Yo sit in this corner act normal, but it's all the way when they come. Oh my god, don't ignore don't ignore. Oh my god. Oh
Oh my god, what's going on about you?
Dude, do you think?
They would.
Do you think?
Jesus Christ.
Mura, shot, shot.
Mura.
Let's see you horny bastard.
Mura.
I'm trying to kill him.
Kiss each other.
Oh.
I like, I think they went brown.
Oh lord.
It's a shot.
It's a crazy half-war shot.
But if you want to take it.
It is, it is.
If you want to take it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll be the one, I'll be the one.
All right.
Today is the best day of my life, but I'm not gonna lie.
All right, are you ready?
Oh my fucking god.
Don't, is your mirror on right now?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
All right, just make sure that's off because
I just quick peeked, I just quick peeked.
See what I'm about to explode.
Yeah.
I just quick peeked about it.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
so you can help, so you can help.
Yo, yo, yo, am I, am I hard-looking?
You look at me, look at me, am I hard?
Am I hard?
What? What? What? What? Oh my god.
They're saying to play truth or dare. Oh my god.
They should play truth or dare. They should be. Oh look. Oh look.
Hi! I'm ready!
Lucy? Sweet mother of Neptune.
Um, ladies, why don't you
come in for a sec, ladies? Sure, let's do it over here.
Ooh, it's nice.
Look, ladies, ladies, ladies.
We've had a couple of drinks.
We just want to say you guys look amazing in the bunny
outfit.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yes.
And bunny, bunny, I don't know if I'm speaking.
I didn't even know you had passed the entire night.
I'm not going to lie.
Really?
Yeah, it's on one side.
I put on the, uh, this one right here
and it just kills for you if you like them.
Yes.
You know I really like your belly button, I like that, I like your belly button, um...
You know I really like your belly button, I like your belly button.
Um, guys, guys.
Do you guys want to play, wait hold up, hold up.
Do you guys want to play Truth or Dare maybe?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm done.
Yeah.
Let's just go around with the circle.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna get him up.
Hey, do you guys want to get in your corner?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey buddy, come sit on my lap if you want baby.
Alright, so...
You are serving a lot.
Yes, Socrates, you can come over here if you want.
I'm here baby, I'm here.
Alright, so...
Jesus, hi, hi, buddy.
How are you?
I'm good, how are you?
The best day might be the best fucking day of my life anyway
Yeah, yeah, let's go truth or dare. Yeah
Okay
Hi, hi.
Oh, that didn't take too long.
Hi, hi.
Hi, hi.
Are you ready?
Yep, yep.
How you doing?
Um, uh...
Are you guys okay? Are you all right?
Yeah, yes, we're good. We're good
Hey, hey ladies ladies one moment. I think uh, Jesus
I mean ladies, okay
Now your turn us the night
Yeah, it's a girl truth or dare
Oh you just dare, okay, I
I dare you to fart on me.
I don't think I can, I don't do that.
Oh.
Oh.
You're gonna fart?
How about I dare you?
I dare you since you asked me to do something so gross.
What do you dare me?
You dare me to poo, what exactly?
I dare you to bark for me.
Good boy! Good boy! Good boy! Good boy!
Very good boy.
Alright, who's turn is it now? Jesus Christ!
Oh my God!
Buddy! Buddy!
Who's turn is it now?
I'm gonna go for a bear, buddy.
You're gonna go for a bear, buddy.
I'm going for a bear, buddy.
You're gonna be a good kitty.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow!
Meow.
That's such a good boy.
Yeah, it's cute.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow!
Aww, such a good boy.
Yeah, just give me a hug.
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Aww, he's a good kitty.
All right, uh, who's turn is it?
Uh, now.
Aw, I think it's not too buddy now.
Buddy.
Super Derek.
Mmm, dad.
I dare you to show us all a move.
A move? Okay. Sure.
Like a dance move?
You just have to get up here.
Yeah, she is really good at dancing.
I brought you literally one of the fancies I know.
I'll stop it.
I can just do this for you, baby.
Yeah, just, yeah.
No hair.
That was real, she did that IRL.
Okay.
My God!
Alright, alright.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God, oh my God.
What the?
What the fuck?
Oh fuck!
Oh fuck!
Oh fuck!
Thank you!
Come here baby, mommy, mommy, come here, mommy, baby, mommy, come here.
So um, who's uh, uh, who's turn is it?
It's my turn now.
It's your turn, G-Team.
Alright, um, it's Sakura now.
Sakura, uh, truth or dare?
I'll go for a truth this time.
Maybe just a dare.
Okay, okay.
I'll go for a dare.
I'll go for a dare.
Could you, or I dare you to slap me across the face, spit it in my mouth, and then call
me a good one?
Okay, I guess.
Thank God, Juki!
Alright, it's a weird position. I'm trying to not look.
Okay. There we go.
Alrighty.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Thank you.
There you go.
You've been such a dirty boy.
AHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
Oh my god. Thank you mommy.
What was that?
Yeah.
Those ones weren't that great.
I'm even tired of that.
Who's that?
Sir, I'm not just a witty girl. I'm sorry.
Who's turn is it now?
Oh, I actually don't even fucking know what you're talking about.
I think it's yours?
Oh, it's my turn.
Yeah, there it is.
Alright.
No, you just went, oh you just went there though.
Oh, there's an intro to it right now.
Yeah, you have to ask him to prepare, I think.
Oh, there, there, there, there, there, there, there!
Yo, yo!
Hmm, let's see.
How do you think? Like, what do you think? How do you think?
Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey!
What do you think? How do you think?
I'm so bad.
Like, literally, how do you think you can think of anything?
Okay, I dare you to kiss Jinx, yeah.
Um, what?
Oh my god.
So, why are you guys walking off?
I'm just kidding.
So, wait, if we don't, if we don't kiss each other, do we like to lose?
We could go in for us.
Oh, I like it. Yeah. You have to be good boys for us. Yeah, we can see that is so true. I'm not look
I'm not gonna move any closer, but if you move closer, then I'm not gonna move backwards, but I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna initiate it. Oh my god. Get your nose at least move at least move your fucking nose
There we go
Doesn't kiss on the cheek counter
J.C. J.C. Just put this point those lips out bro, come on
Good boys
Uh, who started it man?
I think it's my turn
So for her bunny, for bunny, it is bunny, bunny, there.
I'll do there again.
I can do anything for you.
Alright, watch those, make sure they're in place.
I value you.
To...
Ah, down boy.
I dare you to slap me in the face, sit on my nose, and call me a gay boy.
I can't even go into this crap.
I was- I would turn the camera, I would watch that.
I'm not watching.
I'm not watching.
I'm not watching.
I'm not watching.
I don't even know.
I can't see you.
I don't even know.
You have to watch me
But like
Okay, maybe the word from good boy. Oh my god, maybe don't all right. All right. Hey stop
Maybe don't sit on his face, that might be...
Maybe don't do that.
A little monkey to your ass.
A little monkey to your face, but you know what?
I dare you, I dare you to call me daddy
and give my nose a nice massager.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, yeah, you can massage me.
And talk to him.
Yeah, just talk to him.
It's just his nose.
It's just his nose.
It's just his nose, yeah.
Talk to me, baby.
Talk to me, baby.
Talk to me, baby.
All right, honey. You're having a good day today.
Look at me, daddy. Look at me.
I love you, mom.
Yeah, I like when you smile.
Where do I look? Where do I look?
I'm not even sure.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm opening up.
You look at me.
You be a good boy and you look at me.
Good boy.
I love you.
I'm scared. Good boy. Alright. So good.
Uh, Jaycee, Jaycee, you're gonna go last, truth or dare, and we're gonna go to the
bedroom, please. Alright, so truth or dare, uh, oh no wait, sorry. What is it? What's
You're gonna you have one more truth or dare between you and then we're gonna have the better
Stocker are you you pick
You you do it
You want me to ask you yeah, yeah, like you asked me
Okay, no like you third air shy, so are you all right? Um one second dare dare dare dare
Dara, okay, okay, hmmmm, what's a good Dara, what's a good Dara?
Take your time, mommy, how are you, how are you mommy?
Take your time on the Dara.
Alright, I'll think about it, I'll think about it, hmmmm, alright.
I want you to beg me for my mommy milkers.
So I'm sorry, my eye lying down, what was I supposed to do again?
Um, I just want you to beg me for my mommy milk, go ahead and beg for him, I'm waiting.
Let me take your time.
Um, mommy, I want you to...
I just want for them to...
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good job, you did so good.
Alright, so I think we should have it inside, maybe.
Ladies, let's start.
I don't think, how many minutes before I stand up, ladies, just give me one second.
Okay, I got four seconds.
Just give me one second, ladies, please.
Just give me one second.
Thank you.
I'm scared. Fuck!
No, I got it. Oh, um, is there two bedrooms or just one?
I think there was one.
There's another one.
Wait, you got my, I'll stop.
There's just one.
There's just one.
There's just one.
There's just one.
Alright, so,
you know what? I'm going to,
I think we should end
the stream.
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and stream
Jixi.
Yeah, ladies.
This is, we're gonna share this bedroom tonight, right?
Yeah, we're gonna look forward to it.
Yeah, thanks.
Jigsie, Jigsie, Jigsie, Jigsie, Jigsie.
It's been a pleasure, brother.
And when the stream ends, please make sure to check this court,
all right, brother?
Jigsie, Jigsie.
Ladies, don't go anywhere.
We're just gonna tab up for just a second.
Jigsie.
Okay.
I'm gonna follow your lead, brother.
Are you nagging? I'll see you in discord.
Fine.
Bye.
How do I meet in the game? How do I do that?
Uhhh, V. V please. V. V. V. V.
Alright, one second. I just started about that.
Hmm.
Alright, yeah, Mura, Mura.
Okay, so I think, yeah, we end stream here, we end stream here, we end stream here, and
this is where we call it, bro.
Yeah.
Are you gonna do your outro or am I gonna do my outro?
I wanna do my outro together.
I'm going to probably take a cold shower and have a hard look at myself in the mirror.
Me too.
Me too.
fact that I, like, Walahi, I was bricked multiple times during that, I don't even know.
You know, and I'm gonna, I'm gonna say Walahi, I'm still bricked.
Alright, bro. Let's just say goodnight to them.
Yeah, yeah.
Say goodnight, and then we'll just have it out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, please.
All right, ladies. Hello, ladies. Hello. Can y'all hear us?
Ladies, can you hear me?
All right, ladies. You know, that was a great first date.
That was a great first date.
And yeah, so fun. So fun. So fun.
Stop bouncing. Sorry.
I'm glad you guys had fun.
You can do it again.
We're gonna head back to our apartment and yeah
Thank you guys so much
Can I get a good night kiss
good night mommy good night mommy
good night mommy take care of me
alright guys I got it
alright good night bye bye bye
alright guys we check the front door out right
can we switch it up please?
I mean like a dumb child
cover this way
what do I do how do I get out
I mean like a dumb child
All right, bro, I gotta go, that is.
Yeah, I gotta go.
No, no, no.
Take care, bro.
All right.
Please tell, bro.
Love you, bro.
Take care.
I mean, wow.
Wow. What actually just happened? I don't even know. All right, I'm going any last words.
I'm going to go choke my chicken.