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Jynxzi

03-26-2026 · 6h 38m

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[00:00:00] Yeah

[00:00:05] Somebody said is there a stream to that eric mom

[00:00:23] What is

[00:00:30] So I'm just a shaggy little wreck for the need to sit with my baby

[00:00:33] And I switch to the different ways that put the check on it

[00:00:36] I'm just a shaggy little wreck for the need to sit with my baby

[00:00:38] And I'm full on meows under the floorboards

[00:00:41] I'm the one that we can just not know

[00:00:42] That's me and can't no more no more

[00:00:44] I'm broken in and I'm just struggling

[00:00:46] This is the only one that's going down

[00:00:47] I'm broken in and I'm just struggling

[00:00:49] I'm just not a small that's going down

[00:00:50] JETTT!!!

[00:00:52] You need to show me you can see me on this

[00:00:54] People wanna get drunk on this

[00:00:56] WHAT IS JETTT!!!

[00:00:57] We're not the jackals that stay too smart

[00:00:59] As we get to about it, it's out of the day.

[00:01:02] One, Gotham Chess is coaching us in chess in 17 minutes.

[00:01:08] I'm nervous.

[00:01:08] I have a feeling I'm gonna be embarrassed myself a lot,

[00:01:12] but I'm excited.

[00:01:13] Also, as it gets out of the body,

[00:01:15] title, we are getting unbanned in cases, mom.

[00:01:21] We're getting unbanned, mom.

[00:01:23] And I believe 8.36 PM EST.

[00:01:28] Yes, I remember it was 835.56 is the exact time.

[00:01:31] Yes, I remember.

[00:01:32] I'm a degenerate loser of Chut.

[00:01:34] Now, Chut, who enjoyed the stream last night?

[00:01:39] Let's just air, let's address

[00:01:40] the 9,000 pound elephant in the room.

[00:01:43] Let's address the 9,000 pound elephant in the room.

[00:01:46] Let's just, me, sold up, Chut.

[00:01:50] Here's what I'm gonna say, bro.

[00:01:53] End stream, I loved it.

[00:01:55] All right, it was brain rot, it was peak.

[00:01:59] Yeah, you could say it was brain rot and peak.

[00:02:01] Here's the thing, bro.

[00:02:04] That stream that happened last night chat,

[00:02:09] if you were in that stream, bro,

[00:02:11] that stays between me and y'all,

[00:02:13] don't tell fucking nobody about this shit, bro.

[00:02:16] Keep that A.

[00:02:17] What happened yesterday, as far as I'm concerned, was AI.

[00:02:21] We don't even know if that shit was real.

[00:02:24] We didn't even know.

[00:02:25] Now, in other words, after that stream happened, chat,

[00:02:31] after the VR e-date with Muda, I can't believe

[00:02:35] like I actually said that sentence,

[00:02:37] after the virtual reality date, this guy on Twitter,

[00:02:41] Texany, he said, yo, bro, love the stream last night.

[00:02:45] I run like a YouTube channel that does like VR dating shows.

[00:02:51] And he said, I'm not kidding, this is what he said.

[00:02:56] He said we could set up a 20v1 in VR.

[00:03:03] A 20v1 in VR chat.

[00:03:07] A 20, a 20v1 in VR.

[00:03:11] Like literally a dating show with challenges.

[00:03:14] Goofy, they can produce your one,

[00:03:15] Taylor, they can produce your one.

[00:03:16] Now I don't know when we're gonna do it,

[00:03:19] but it's gonna be soon, Brown.

[00:03:20] I don't know when we're gonna do it, bro. I don't know we're gonna do it now chat Gotham Gotham. Yes, bro. Yes. Yes chat

[00:03:29] In 14 minutes, bro

[00:03:33] I'm going to get my first ever chess coaching session now chat

[00:03:38] Gotham texted me this on discord

[00:03:40] They put up exactly what he says. It was actually aura. He literally like this guy has aura

[00:03:46] Drippy cap with the five gifted drippy cap they give her the five gets it appreciate you cap. So chat this is what Gotham said

[00:03:58] He said

[00:04:00] He said what's your Macal that this is what Gotham said?

[00:04:03] Yo, call me around for and we're going to change your chess life

[00:04:10] That is fucking aura bro. That is oh he just sent this are you gonna stream right? Yes?

[00:04:16] I'm streamed. Oh shit. Oh my god

[00:04:24] All right, bro type of disorder on this on the keyboard high big I type of this card of the keyboard

[00:04:29] But chat bro, what is good bro chat? What is good and a typing kid?

[00:04:35] Yo chat what is good leak? Whoa? What I think what I think what I think?

[00:04:40] What I think?

[00:04:42] React to Gotham's video. Yeah, I didn't make a video. I was actually watching it this morning

[00:04:47] Bro, I've been watching so much chess content. It's actually a T see already watch half of this

[00:04:54] Bro, I've been watching so much chess content. Bro. I'm down like a chess fucking rabbit hole. This is short

[00:05:03] Why am I a baby in the short is that rock?

[00:05:06] What?

[00:05:09] Don't. No. No.

[00:05:11] And it's just complimented.

[00:05:12] No!

[00:05:13] No, no!

[00:05:14] No!

[00:05:15] No, you see, sir.

[00:05:16] Oh.

[00:05:17] No, don't move the knife.

[00:05:18] You can't go like that.

[00:05:19] No, no.

[00:05:20] Chill, chill.

[00:05:22] Wait, who is that?

[00:05:24] But that's my focus.

[00:05:27] Back on the other one.

[00:05:28] Who is that?

[00:05:29] Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.

[00:05:31] So.

[00:05:32] And you're not getting another piece in the game

[00:05:35] when you took the knife.

[00:05:36] Okay, now it's time for punishment.

[00:05:39] So, look, I'm not gonna lie, I already watched this,

[00:05:43] but I did have a highlight in here.

[00:05:44] I did have a highlight, I did have a highlight.

[00:05:46] Chad, I did have a highlight, I did have a highlight.

[00:05:49] So it's right, it should be right around here.

[00:05:53] Oh my God, yeah, this is it, this is my highlight.

[00:05:55] All right, ready?

[00:05:56] Now the only way to protect the rook would be to move it

[00:05:59] or go here, which is actually really incredible.

[00:06:02] The queen guards the rook,

[00:06:04] which guards the bishop and the queen also guards the pawn.

[00:06:06] So this queen sees three different pieces

[00:06:09] and can't take any of the pieces.

[00:06:11] That's kind of wild.

[00:06:12] It's kind of wild how everything coordinates.

[00:06:15] Again, with white, I need to develop some pieces.

[00:06:17] Excellent move, by the way.

[00:06:20] Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

[00:06:22] Bishop to F4, spotting that there was a rook to capture

[00:06:25] and if the rook moves.

[00:06:26] He didn't say good move.

[00:06:28] I'm sorry, he didn't say good move.

[00:06:30] He said excellent move.

[00:06:32] He's never told me that, bro.

[00:06:35] He said, excellent, Jack, excellent.

[00:06:38] Do y'all see me out here?

[00:06:40] Like, do y'all see me?

[00:06:43] It's my first week in this game that's common.

[00:06:46] Shut up, kid, shut up.

[00:06:47] So I decide, then you take the bishop.

[00:06:50] The bishop lost the guard, bishop at four.

[00:06:52] What a best moves Jinx he's played so far

[00:06:54] on his young chess career.

[00:06:56] Like, shh, bro, thank you legitimately.

[00:06:59] Gotham, like, bro, thank you.

[00:07:01] Seriously, I needed that, bro.

[00:07:03] Because all I ever get is harassment from this fucking chat.

[00:07:07] Worst player ever, zero IQ gameplay, negative Elo soon.

[00:07:12] It's nice to hear this, bro.

[00:07:14] Like, thank you, man.

[00:07:17] Still can't take anything else.

[00:07:19] And also I would like to get our night and castle, right?

[00:07:21] So by the way, now here, complete insanity,

[00:07:23] Rook A7 from KSO, total hallucination.

[00:07:27] You gotta remember that if a piece,

[00:07:29] He just called a play a hallucination

[00:07:31] Bro, this guy is funny without even like trying to be funny, bro

[00:07:35] He just called a play a hallucination. It's kind of is looking at another piece

[00:07:40] Remember, but the thing is I already know what queso was thinking

[00:07:43] queso was probably thinking if I take his rope the queen could diagonally hit my queen, which is a hallucination

[00:07:51] Because that's how I be thinking bro in a hundred elo bro. You see things that aren't actually there, bro

[00:07:57] Bro, my cousin hit 2000 elo and he was in discord screen sharing his gameplay in chats

[00:08:05] last night brother.

[00:08:07] I was like giving move suggestions.

[00:08:09] I was like, oh, like what about pawn e5 or e4 in this scenario.

[00:08:14] And he's like, yeah, that would be game losing because this, this, this, this and it's 2000

[00:08:18] elo and I'm like, shy stuff.

[00:08:21] So bro, this guy's 3000 elo.

[00:08:24] Is he considered grandmaster?

[00:08:29] Is this guy grandmaster?

[00:08:31] Chad, is this guy grandmaster?

[00:08:34] Is he?

[00:08:38] No.

[00:08:39] So wait, how many grandmasters are there?

[00:08:43] How many grand...

[00:08:44] I am.

[00:08:45] International master.

[00:08:47] Wait, how many chess grandmasters are there?

[00:08:53] there. I want to see this man.

[00:08:59] How many grandmasters are there in the world? Grandmaster is the highest title a chess player

[00:09:04] can attain and we are rare species. There are only about 2,000 grandmasters left in

[00:09:09] the wild.

[00:09:14] It is less than the quantity of tigers. It is fewer than the number of people who conquered

[00:09:18] avarice. In fact, there are more billionaires than grandmasters. Also, while there are about

[00:09:23] 2,000 male grandmasters, there are only 42 real grandmasters, so we could say grandmasters struggle

[00:09:30] to find a mate. How many grandmasters are-

[00:09:32] Now it's pretty funny at the end. Wait, wait, go back, go back, go back, go back.

[00:09:39] We're back. How do you become a chess grandmaster?

[00:09:42] Yes, that's what I want to do.

[00:09:44] Now, bro, I heard the, I'm going to ask out from this, bro.

[00:09:49] But I heard like the only way to be a grandmaster

[00:09:51] is you have to play when you're like five.

[00:09:54] Because your brain, when you're five is like a sponge.

[00:09:57] So you have all the pattern recognition and shit.

[00:09:59] Chad, is that true?

[00:10:03] Impossible for you, bazaara.

[00:10:06] Yes, very true.

[00:10:07] So it's not even possible to get grandmaster

[00:10:11] If you don't start playing when you're a kid, BOWRA!

[00:10:14] The Grandmaster title is the highest one that you can achieve according to the International

[00:10:18] Chess Federation.

[00:10:19] Basically, to achieve the Grandmaster title, you have to have a series of tournaments

[00:10:23] that are officially recognized, but also need to have a minimum ELO, which is a rating

[00:10:28] that quantifies your skill level of 2500.

[00:10:31] If you want to become a Grandmaster and you're watching...

[00:10:33] So I just got to get 2400 ELO and then win tournaments.

[00:10:39] this and you're young you still have plenty of time how do you become a chess grandmaster

[00:10:43] like what the fuck bro legitimately who's the youngest grandmaster like like like let's

[00:10:49] look it out why did young boy come up my goat youngest grandmaster chess no let's see youngest

[00:10:56] grandmaster let's see let's actually see bro three this is clickbait this is fucking

[00:11:03] clickbait bro there is that a three-year-old prodigy shut up I think I'm

[00:11:10] gonna quit my chess career you see recently I discovered there's a three

[00:11:14] year old chess prodigy this get me out of here yo bro look at the end of the day

[00:11:19] chat if you're a three-year-old prodigy there's no way he would beat me in a

[00:11:27] game though I'm just gonna be legitimately serious guys I understand

[00:11:31] He's a prodigy. He's probably beating other three-year-olds the thing is Chad. I'm 24 like I've lived

[00:11:37] Do what I'm saying cap Jack. There's not a single way a three-year-old would beat me

[00:11:42] What's he gonna do slobber on the fucking chessboard? He's three bro. What is he gonna do?

[00:11:47] I think I'm gonna quit my chess career. You see recently I discovered there's a three-year-old chess prodigy

[00:11:53] This three-year-old is so good. He could beat most of you

[00:11:56] His name is Mikhail Ossipov

[00:11:57] He went viral several years ago when he appeared on a Russian TV show.

[00:12:00] The host couldn't play him in chess, so they brought in someone a little bit better.

[00:12:04] Former world chess champion Anatoly Karpov.

[00:12:08] This is also how the chess final boss meme happened, and it's got a lot of views

[00:12:12] more than I've ever gotten by far.

[00:12:14] Three-year-old Misha lasted 20 moves against Karpov, and he lost on time.

[00:12:17] How can you be good at chess at three years old?

[00:12:20] But what's weird is since then, Misha kind of disappeared.

[00:12:22] Oh, is there any pen?

[00:12:23] How does he even know how to shake his hand?

[00:12:25] And he's three. Bro, when I was three, I had like,

[00:12:31] I didn't know if I have a single sentient memory

[00:12:33] of when I was three.

[00:12:35] How did he even get a tuxedo on?

[00:12:39] What's up with my YouTube, man?

[00:12:42] Who is this? Amish?

[00:12:47] I'm niche look bro here at the end of the day bro oh my god it's 25 okay I got a

[00:12:58] call Gotham channel to be ready look bro

[00:13:07] before I call Gotham I need y'all to do me a favor I know it's gonna be easy to

[00:13:15] make fun of me easy to laugh at me guys I'm trying to not completely make an ass

[00:13:19] out of myself bro so if I could open chat and see positive uplifting spirits

[00:13:24] that would be nice bro guys I'm about to call a 3000 elo chess player

[00:13:32] I'm about to call Gotham, all right?

[00:13:47] I'm going to say ready?

[00:13:49] Question mark.

[00:13:51] So guys, please don't make fun of me.

[00:13:56] Please don't make fun of me.

[00:13:57] Please don't make fun of me.

[00:13:58] Please don't make fun of me, bro.

[00:13:59] Let me go.

[00:14:00] Checkmate in one, but your opponent doesn't resign.

[00:14:11] Gary Kasparov is the GOAT.

[00:14:13] Who is that?

[00:14:18] Who do you think is the greatest chess player of all time?

[00:14:20] Hey, Hikaru!

[00:14:21] No, I guess Carlson.

[00:14:23] Absolutely true.

[00:14:25] Gary Kasparov is the GOAT.

[00:14:27] without really true.

[00:14:29] Yes.

[00:14:33] That's the night.

[00:14:33] Oh.

[00:14:35] Who do you think is the greatest chess player of all?

[00:14:42] Magnus is so tough, bro.

[00:14:44] Magnus is so tough, bro.

[00:14:46] Jack, like I'm trying to get to this level, y'all.

[00:14:49] Legitimately, bro.

[00:14:50] Like I'm trying to get to this fucking level

[00:14:52] right here, bro.

[00:14:53] I want to be rubbing elbows,

[00:14:54] like Hikaru on my right, Magnus on my left, bro.

[00:14:57] And we're in top four of this chess tournament, bro,

[00:15:00] in fucking Sweden.

[00:15:27] you

[00:15:57] you

[00:16:27] you

[00:16:57] you

[00:17:27] you

[00:17:57] We have we have an apology to give KSI okay not reading that one. I didn't wait four years for this putting this as my alarm so I wake up before it plays first

[00:18:25] First we foot, then we ball.

[00:18:28] Let's football, ah.

[00:18:30] The type of music that your PE teacher will play to motivate you.

[00:18:33] And the crowd goes home.

[00:18:35] The best thing about this song is that it ends.

[00:18:39] Let's go, team.

[00:18:41] We listening to this with no volume.

[00:18:43] Dude, perfect trick shot, ah song.

[00:18:47] Okay.

[00:18:48] AI, generate me a generic, uplifting co-worker song.

[00:18:53] All right.

[00:18:55] So yeah bro, this is, I'm gonna be honest bro,

[00:18:59] World Cup's off to a rough start.

[00:19:01] And don't get me wrong, I'm sure the world cup will be peak.

[00:19:04] I'm sure the world cup will be peak bro.

[00:19:06] But this song is trash bro.

[00:19:11] This song is fucking trash.

[00:19:13] How else do I'm gonna say this?

[00:19:15] This shit is trash.

[00:19:18] Oh my God, Gotham said it.

[00:19:20] Gotham said it, Gotham said it, Gotham said it.

[00:19:22] Yo, yo.

[00:19:25] What's up, what's up?

[00:19:31] Nice to meet you, bro.

[00:19:32] Great to finally meet you, man.

[00:19:34] Yeah, it's an honor to meet you, too.

[00:19:37] What do I call you?

[00:19:38] I wanted to call you by your name, but then people were saying you don't like that.

[00:19:41] So what do I...

[00:19:42] Yeah, no.

[00:19:43] You could call me Jinxy.

[00:19:44] You could call me Jinxy or Nick.

[00:19:46] I just don't like what people call me, Nicholas, because it's like my birth certificate.

[00:19:51] He calls me that.

[00:19:53] I got you.

[00:19:54] And why are they telling me to call you Junko?

[00:19:57] Oh, that's just one of my nicknames.

[00:19:58] That's one of my nicknames.

[00:20:00] Wait, by the way, is your name pronounced Levy or Levi?

[00:20:04] Levy is perfect.

[00:20:06] Levy.

[00:20:07] Yeah, most people go for the Levi.

[00:20:08] Is your last name Ackerman?

[00:20:11] No, I've received that a lot though.

[00:20:13] Yeah, the confusion is there sometimes.

[00:20:15] I do occasionally get killed Titans, yeah.

[00:20:18] Yeah, so kind of like what I was sort of planning

[00:20:21] is like, obviously I can't just go into a chess game

[00:20:25] and then have you tell me what to do.

[00:20:27] One, I'm not learning anything.

[00:20:28] And two, I'm cheating.

[00:20:30] So kind of what I wanted to do was like,

[00:20:32] however you feel is the best way to coach me, right?

[00:20:36] Cause I'm right now, I'm bad, bro.

[00:20:38] Like I'm a hundred illo, I'm fucking bad.

[00:20:40] I can't even get to two hundred illo.

[00:20:41] If I get to two hundred illo today,

[00:20:43] that'll be a successful day for me.

[00:20:45] Also, if you want, maybe at the end,

[00:20:46] we could one be one

[00:20:47] cause I know you gotta go in like 50 minutes.

[00:20:49] So, yes, I was gonna, here's what I was gonna say.

[00:20:53] Because you're a gamer, you play a lot of different stuff,

[00:20:56] and you're good at a lot of different stuff,

[00:20:58] at least I'm pretty sure.

[00:21:00] Chess has this, it's a very different type of thing

[00:21:04] to get better at.

[00:21:05] It's not always linear.

[00:21:07] So before I even do anything and we learn anything,

[00:21:11] because that's gonna be the next thing.

[00:21:14] What is like, do you have a chess goal,

[00:21:17] or are you just kind of doing this

[00:21:18] because you played Ron in that collab and it was kind of crazy.

[00:21:21] Like what is your goal with chess?

[00:21:24] So I want to be the guy at the party who can say,

[00:21:28] hey, I'm 1,200 low in chess.

[00:21:30] Hey, I'm 1,100 low in chess.

[00:21:32] Hey, I'm even 1,000 low in chess.

[00:21:34] I just want to be, you know, I know I can't get Grandmaster.

[00:21:38] Apparently you have to like start playing when you're

[00:21:40] five to get Grandmaster or something.

[00:21:42] Yeah.

[00:21:43] And in my case, you'll still fail.

[00:21:46] There you go.

[00:21:46] So like, yeah, like, I don't need, like,

[00:21:49] wait, but you're international master, right?

[00:21:51] Yeah, so here's my story in 10 seconds.

[00:21:54] I never thought I would have a title period,

[00:21:56] so I made my goal international master,

[00:21:59] and then I got it, and I was like,

[00:22:00] oh, shit, this is awesome, I'm gonna quit now.

[00:22:02] And then a little later, I started streaming,

[00:22:06] and everybody was like,

[00:22:07] why don't you try to become a grandmaster?

[00:22:08] And I was like, you know, Chad, that's a great idea.

[00:22:10] And then I failed in spectacular fashion

[00:22:12] in front of hundreds of thousands of people

[00:22:14] while Kikaru laughed at me in his recap videos.

[00:22:16] So, the lesson, Jynxie, is don't ever try.

[00:22:22] Bro, you're supposed to be like uplifting, what the fuck?

[00:22:26] No, but that's the thing.

[00:22:27] Grandmaster is impossible.

[00:22:29] You just watched the short that said there's more

[00:22:31] like billionaires than grandmasters.

[00:22:33] Everybody in the world can get to 1,000.

[00:22:35] I think you could easily become the best chess player

[00:22:38] in the circle or whatever it is.

[00:22:40] Like any party you get to buy a stringer.

[00:22:42] like out of the streamers I could be the best easily easily who's the best streamer at chats is it

[00:22:48] uh moist critical no so Tyler one right Tyler one yes yeah so Tyler one played in a tournament and

[00:22:55] got demolished and then straight up grinded to 2000 I heard he like quit streaming for like a year

[00:23:02] and there was like pages tracking his chest progress and he literally he got to 2000 you said

[00:23:08] Yeah, he definitely got the highest out of anybody

[00:23:13] But there's a lot of people who got to like 1200 1300 dude

[00:23:17] Honestly nowadays the elotes system in chess is so fucked that if you're a thousand you're like an amazing player

[00:23:24] You could beat anybody on the street if you're a thousand on chest.com. So

[00:23:29] Interesting, okay, so like if you're a thousand elote chess.com like one thousand flat in like five minute or ten minute or whatever

[00:23:36] Where does that put you like percentile wise like 80th you're better than like 80% of people online?

[00:23:45] What's really yeah yeah the rating system is super like super crazy before my wife and I met she

[00:23:53] didn't let us at all and now she's like a 900 1000 player dude the games are like I heard you

[00:23:58] say your cousin's 2000 yes the games even at like 900 are insane now like it's probably like

[00:24:04] diamond level like low because I used to I played Overwatch a lot and I got the

[00:24:09] diamond tank and like I was great but I was also super ass like I was terrible so

[00:24:15] so I would say like my goal is like I want to see significant growth because I

[00:24:22] know I can because I'm a hundred a low I'm literally at rock bottom so I want

[00:24:26] to see significant growth it doesn't have to be a specific number I just

[00:24:31] to be proud of myself for not really giving up and getting better at it.

[00:24:36] You know what I'm saying?

[00:24:37] What's one of the reasons why I wanted to reach out to you?

[00:24:38] Yeah, I saw you play and obviously people were like, you got to cover this game?

[00:24:42] I was like, all right, I'll cover it because nobody watches chess anymore.

[00:24:47] But also joking aside, what's amazing about chess is that unlike any other sport or

[00:24:53] maybe even video game, shit on YouTube gets more views when it's like beginners

[00:24:57] playing than like grandmasters because when grandmasters play it's like oh it's too complicated.

[00:25:01] But when people on two beginners play it's like hilarious because people see their themselves

[00:25:06] in those blunders and so like people watch and they they're they're laughing but at the same time

[00:25:11] they're like oh yeah like I would have played some of these moves. Bro and Levy like I just I

[00:25:16] can never keep my queen alive dude I don't know what it is she's always dead I don't know what

[00:25:20] to do bro. But that's that's the thing so chess and you'll see you'll see what I mean

[00:25:25] today like it's so much of it is just pattern recognition it's just like not

[00:25:30] making the same mistake multiple times and we're just gonna get a little better

[00:25:34] like I saw those three games against K so there was there was bright moments and

[00:25:37] then there was moments I was like yo hold up hold up hold up stop stop stop

[00:25:40] stop stop stop stop so that's that's the way like you just want to have those

[00:25:45] you you want to have less of those please stop moments yes and you know

[00:25:49] So the best way to do it, I just play a game and then I screen share and then you just tell

[00:25:57] me kind of what I'm doing wrong after I did it or how do you normally do live coaching?

[00:26:05] So what we could even do today, we can boot up a game against each other but I'm not going

[00:26:09] to set out with the goal of destroying you but you play with me and you just, we'll

[00:26:16] coach as we play. That's what we can do. And then after that, after taking that knowledge,

[00:26:21] you go play a game, then I can commentate it and then we can analyze it after you play.

[00:26:25] But it's going to be a little hard to, to improve a chest, only playing five minute because

[00:26:31] you don't have a lot of time. I would recommend 10 minute games.

[00:26:33] Interesting. Okay. I don't know if I played 10 minutes.

[00:26:37] Yeah, it's just rapid. It's the most popular format. Five is fine, but you're, you're

[00:26:41] like, you're going to have to play really fast at some point.

[00:26:44] Yeah bro, I feel like five minutes, especially at my elo, it's like four minutes of thinking

[00:26:49] and then the last minute everyone's just spamming, everyone's just spamming and no one knows what

[00:26:52] they're doing.

[00:26:53] Yeah that's basically how it goes and if you don't have a lot of time, it's like super

[00:26:57] easy to, like you'll just lose on time.

[00:27:00] I'm gonna send you a challenge, just see if you can, if you get it, okay I sent

[00:27:06] it, I sent it.

[00:27:07] I'm Gotham Chess.

[00:27:08] Okay, okay, Ina, oh Chess.com, oh yo yo yo yo yo, okay okay, one moment, one

[00:27:13] moments are and it and if this doesn't work because you get a lot of challenges

[00:27:19] oh yeah I don't I don't know if it works let me see I don't know how do I

[00:27:23] check again I mean I'm in chess you might have to go to play online yeah

[00:27:29] play play online play a friend maybe yeah let me let me send you a challenge

[00:27:36] in here yeah or 71 maybe I can just do a URL that might be crazy okay yeah

[00:27:47] whatever you want to do man so wait we're gonna be playing each other and

[00:27:50] you're gonna explain to me what you're doing and why you're doing it kind of

[00:27:53] thing yeah and then you're gonna explain to me even if it's completely wrong I

[00:27:57] don't care like that's fine so you want me to explain my thought process to

[00:28:02] you yes I try this link see if this works Jesus Christ okay this is gonna be

[00:28:08] this gotta be really bad all right I will though I'll explain what I'm doing

[00:28:13] and why I'm doing it I think I'm in I think I'm in do you see me or no let

[00:28:21] me see I'm not able to challenge Gotham find out more this is wait why

[00:28:28] didn't say that why did it say that I have no I don't know all right let me

[00:28:32] Let me try this one more time

[00:28:34] I wish there was an easy way to do this

[00:28:38] Well Chels.com staff if you're watching

[00:28:43] Paris against each other so that we can we can play wait hold up try to send me one more if you can oh

[00:28:50] They're actually in my chat fantastic

[00:28:54] Chess is yes, Vaz. Oh, yeah, they were in my chat the other day. They were like making fun of me. I think

[00:29:01] What that's fucked up. Yes, bro. They they just got a socials guy that just like hides on the account. He's not even that good

[00:29:10] All right, we can do 15 10 15 minute 10 second bonus time. We have plenty of time. Okay, talk through the moves. Oh

[00:29:18] My god, I just leaked your code

[00:29:20] It's all the right. It's all the time. Okay, that's not gonna they were all my child was also telling me you like I

[00:29:27] They came in, they were like, he leaked your phone number.

[00:29:31] I'm like, we didn't even exchange that.

[00:29:32] Like, what are you even talking about?

[00:29:34] Now, there's this thing, my chat thinks I'm like the king

[00:29:36] of leaking, I don't leak anything.

[00:29:38] I've leaked nothing ever.

[00:29:42] Yeah, see, I did YouTube mostly for like five years,

[00:29:45] so I come back to stream every now and then,

[00:29:47] I don't know how you do it.

[00:29:48] It's so, it's so many people.

[00:29:50] I don't like it.

[00:29:51] It's fun, I don't know.

[00:29:52] I'll play video games when I'm not streaming,

[00:29:55] And to be honest, it's not really as fun.

[00:29:58] Like today I was playing CSGO and I actually hit a 4K

[00:30:01] and my chat's gonna say cap, but like I hit a 4K

[00:30:05] and I wish I was live cause I was like,

[00:30:07] dang like nobody saw that.

[00:30:08] I'm gonna go like be sad now.

[00:30:11] Do you see we have a game?

[00:30:13] Oh wait, we're in a game, we're in a game, we're in a game.

[00:30:15] Yes, I played a...

[00:30:16] Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm in, I'm in.

[00:30:19] Okay, so can you see me in here?

[00:30:22] All right, if you make a move, I think so.

[00:30:24] I'm gonna explain, you want me to explain

[00:30:26] what I'm doing, right?

[00:30:27] Okay.

[00:30:28] Yes, yes.

[00:30:29] I'm gonna get middle control.

[00:30:31] Perfect.

[00:30:31] Like already so far so good.

[00:30:34] So far so good.

[00:30:35] All right.

[00:30:36] Now I wanna teach you as we play.

[00:30:37] So you're gonna, you're gonna see a lot of people

[00:30:40] do the queen cheesing.

[00:30:42] So I want you to tell me, and you're gonna,

[00:30:45] I said this in the video I posted today

[00:30:47] between the two of you, every piece has vision.

[00:30:50] So when I play this move, I want you to tell me

[00:30:53] What does my queen see, what is my queen looking at?

[00:30:56] Your queen is looking at my E5 pawn.

[00:31:01] Okay, and what else?

[00:31:02] My F7 pawn.

[00:31:06] All right, you're already 200 elo, and what else?

[00:31:09] My F, Shaisa.

[00:31:14] The other pawn, next to the king.

[00:31:16] Yeah, well no, no, no, so H7,

[00:31:19] the pawn in front of your rook.

[00:31:21] Yes, sorry. It's looking at H7, F7, and E5 pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn.

[00:31:27] Which of those am I actually threatening to take?

[00:31:30] You're threatening E5 pawn.

[00:31:34] Fantastic. Now, how can you protect it?

[00:31:36] So what I can do is I can set it up.

[00:31:41] Wait, why can't I move this?

[00:31:44] It won't let me move my pawn.

[00:31:46] It won't let me move my pawn to F6.

[00:31:48] It won't let me do my pawn.

[00:31:49] So you can't do that.

[00:31:50] Oh, he's going to reject me.

[00:31:51] Yes, so what you're describing, that's a tactical situation.

[00:31:56] So the word for that is pin.

[00:31:59] Your F pawn right now is pinned to your king.

[00:32:02] Absolutely pinned.

[00:32:03] Absolutely pinned.

[00:32:04] You can't move it at all.

[00:32:05] Pinned, OK.

[00:32:06] All right, so what I will do is I will do this.

[00:32:10] And let me explain why.

[00:32:11] Now, if you kill my pawn, you lose your queen.

[00:32:15] And my bishop has freed him now.

[00:32:18] Yes, so your light-squared Bishop, it has a lot of vision,

[00:32:21] it sees a lot of the board.

[00:32:23] So that move is totally fine, it's a great move.

[00:32:26] Thank you, sir.

[00:32:27] So no blunders yet, right?

[00:32:28] No blunders yet?

[00:32:29] No, no, no, everything is fantastic, everything's perfect.

[00:32:31] The reason I'm showing you this is

[00:32:32] because up until like 500,

[00:32:34] you're gonna see this garbage all the time.

[00:32:36] Okay.

[00:32:37] You gotta know how to not lose

[00:32:38] to this early queen nonsense.

[00:32:40] Yes.

[00:32:42] Another good move would have been

[00:32:43] to move your Knight to C6

[00:32:45] because it would have defended the pawn as well.

[00:32:47] I'm not saying that move is better than the move you played,

[00:32:49] but I'm just saying,

[00:32:50] Knight 6-6, if you see it, you get a Knight to the middle

[00:32:52] and you also defend your center pawn.

[00:32:54] Oh, I see, Knight 6-6.

[00:32:56] Wow, that's smart, Levy.

[00:32:58] Oh my God, okay.

[00:32:59] And don't worry, it's just move two.

[00:33:00] Now, let me ask you a question.

[00:33:02] So my queen is staring at your F7 pawn

[00:33:05] and your king is protecting.

[00:33:06] You see the words I'm using?

[00:33:07] Like, I'm looking at it

[00:33:08] and you're protecting it with your king.

[00:33:11] How can I make a move here with one of my pieces

[00:33:16] that would add another attacker to that F7 pawn.

[00:33:21] So I have my knights, and I mean, not much else can move long distance, except F7 pawn

[00:33:27] is on a light square, so which of my pieces would be able to?

[00:33:30] What about your bishop?

[00:33:31] Yes, to which square?

[00:33:34] If you were to move your bishop to square...

[00:33:37] Sorry, what was the question?

[00:33:45] So my queen is looking at the pawn on F7, right?

[00:33:49] Yes, yes, yes.

[00:33:50] Don't worry.

[00:33:50] It's hard to get a chess lesson live

[00:33:52] because everyone in the chat is like,

[00:33:53] look at nobody thinking about that.

[00:33:54] But like, there are.

[00:33:55] Oh, wait, I see.

[00:33:56] Oh my god.

[00:33:57] Levy, I see.

[00:33:58] If you were to move your bishop to D, I believe, 3.

[00:34:05] Or no, no, no.

[00:34:06] No, C4.

[00:34:08] You're now threatening that pawn.

[00:34:09] Oh my god.

[00:34:11] So this is like, now we're getting even stronger.

[00:34:15] We're looking now. This is a very important moment. So now you have Queen and Bishop and they are

[00:34:22] Converging you can draw with the right click you can draw kind of hours. I already know the best fly. I'm not even kidding

[00:34:27] All right, hold up. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't do anything crazy

[00:34:30] Levy I'm a lie. No trust me. I know the best lie

[00:34:34] Are you ready?

[00:34:36] Okay, but are you sure you don't want to verbalize cuz I

[00:34:39] Is the second you make the move it's locked in. Oh

[00:34:41] Oh, shy son. Okay, I'm gonna verbalize what I think the best play is is night G

[00:34:49] sir no night f6 okay cuz I'm attacking my working you right well hold on hold

[00:34:56] on yeah but hold on but this is where this is where before I'm before you

[00:35:01] make your move you got to ask yourself what is my opponent one my opponent so

[00:35:07] So I put my bishop out, so my queen and my bishop hit it.

[00:35:11] You see?

[00:35:12] So if you played your move, you would do what you want and then I would checkmate you.

[00:35:16] And you'd be like, what?

[00:35:17] No, you just did Scaldos mate without me knowing.

[00:35:20] There you go.

[00:35:21] But I'm also trying to...

[00:35:22] Oh my god!

[00:35:23] Exactly.

[00:35:24] So now my best play to stop Scaldos mate is Pawn G6.

[00:35:31] That's one of them.

[00:35:32] That's one of them.

[00:35:33] That's one of the moves because it also attacks my queen.

[00:35:35] Can you defend your f7 pawn?

[00:35:37] Can you add a protector to it?

[00:35:40] Bishop.

[00:35:41] Maybe e6.

[00:35:42] So bishop e6 looks like a good move because we would, you know, you'd be blocking my bishop.

[00:35:47] But remember, so remember, it's all patterns.

[00:35:50] If you play bishop e6 and I take with my bishop, what are you going to do?

[00:35:55] I'm going to take with my pawn.

[00:35:56] Oh, checkmate.

[00:35:57] Well, you're not because you're paid.

[00:35:58] Oh, my god.

[00:35:59] No, it's not checkmate.

[00:36:00] It's just an illegal move.

[00:36:01] You can't blunder your king.

[00:36:03] So your pawn's not actually protecting your bishop.

[00:36:06] That's the trick.

[00:36:07] Bro, you're so fucking smart.

[00:36:09] Wow.

[00:36:09] Because I thought, OK, we trade bishops, whatever.

[00:36:12] But in reality, we can't trade bishops.

[00:36:14] Because my pawn can't move because the queen.

[00:36:16] OK.

[00:36:17] And as your brain starts picking this up faster,

[00:36:19] chess is going to get super easy.

[00:36:21] So this is all.

[00:36:22] So now, how do you protect your pawn,

[00:36:26] maybe with a different piece?

[00:36:28] So great question.

[00:36:29] Great question.

[00:36:30] So I think the best way to protect my pawn with another piece could be knight d7.

[00:36:40] Knight d7 you have to remember when you move the knight, your knight is not seeing the f7 pawn.

[00:36:46] That's the problem.

[00:36:47] Yeah. Oh my god. Okay.

[00:36:49] What about your queen?

[00:36:50] How about your queen?

[00:36:51] Queen e7?

[00:36:54] Yes, that would work.

[00:36:56] Is that the best work?

[00:36:57] It's not about best or like I just want you.

[00:37:00] I want to expand your brain with the possibilities, right?

[00:37:04] Okay, okay.

[00:37:05] So Queen E7, what about Queen D7 up one square?

[00:37:09] Does that work?

[00:37:11] Does that defend F7, Queen D7?

[00:37:13] Yeah, it defends.

[00:37:14] Does your Queen see the pawn?

[00:37:15] It does, right?

[00:37:16] It defends F7, yep, it defends F7.

[00:37:18] How about F6?

[00:37:20] So Queen F6, because would you defend the pawn backwards?

[00:37:24] Queen F6, it could defend the pawn, yes, it could.

[00:37:29] So all those moves, your queen sees that pawn.

[00:37:33] So you can choose.

[00:37:34] Just pick one.

[00:37:35] I don't care.

[00:37:36] All right.

[00:37:37] I'm going to choose that.

[00:37:38] Okay.

[00:37:39] So far so good.

[00:37:40] See?

[00:37:41] Now this will get you to two, three hundred.

[00:37:43] What does my opponent want?

[00:37:45] And if you stop just playing like, I'm going to go here and on my next move, I'm going

[00:37:48] to do this.

[00:37:49] And that's how we lose.

[00:37:50] Because your opponent's like, well, you know, I'm also going to do some stuff.

[00:37:54] Okay.

[00:37:55] So my attack got thwarted.

[00:37:57] I don't have checkmate anymore.

[00:37:59] Now, I watched the Gotham video once and he said to move pieces to the middle, so I'm

[00:38:06] going to just move my knight out.

[00:38:07] I had no big idea.

[00:38:08] So now-

[00:38:09] No, Gotham!

[00:38:10] Why move pieces to the middle?

[00:38:11] Why?

[00:38:12] Why is that good?

[00:38:13] Why is it better than the sides?

[00:38:15] So pieces in the center just have much more, they just have much more mobility.

[00:38:20] Like, at the end of the day, you have all these pawns and knights and bishops.

[00:38:24] When they're targeting the middle, you got to think of it like chess is a battle.

[00:38:28] You have to get to the king on the other side.

[00:38:30] So if you're in the center, you have much more flexibility.

[00:38:33] Whereas if you put your pieces on the edges of the board, they can't move as well.

[00:38:38] I see.

[00:38:39] Yeah, they can only go on the side.

[00:38:41] They can only go inner.

[00:38:42] And on inner, they can go forward, backward, side, left, side, right?

[00:38:46] They can go four directions that have one or two.

[00:38:48] Yeah.

[00:38:49] And when you like a knight in the middle of the board can go to eight different squares.

[00:38:53] But a knight on the edge of the board can go to like three.

[00:38:56] Wow.

[00:38:57] You know?

[00:38:58] know like the middle is good and you cannot win chess games only using you know

[00:39:02] one queen or something you know you got you need you need more help right now

[00:39:05] would be a good moment for you now you can make the movie wanted to make by the

[00:39:07] way okay this move is the one I like because it forks you yes kind of now

[00:39:15] we're gonna learn so fork is not just you see two pieces of fork is when

[00:39:22] you're actually threatening to take one and you are threatening to take my

[00:39:26] But are you threatening to take my pawn or is my pawn protected your pawns protected by who yes very nice and even if it wasn't I

[00:39:34] Would move my queen back and probably you know protected like this

[00:39:37] So but now you kick my queen out and now now what are you supposed to do?

[00:39:40] Let's the one word I want you to remember as you're gonna get to like two three four hundred is principles

[00:39:45] So in the beginning the principles you got to get your knights bishops out and you have to castle if you haven't done that yet

[00:39:51] You haven't followed the principles. So

[00:39:53] So how are we going to follow some principles here?

[00:39:56] What would be a principled move?

[00:39:58] I think a principled move would be to probably get my night out, get my other night out and

[00:40:07] just ready to roll, right?

[00:40:08] Easy.

[00:40:09] You don't even have to think about it.

[00:40:10] Like, fantastic.

[00:40:11] Boom.

[00:40:12] Now we're in a more offensive position.

[00:40:14] Yep.

[00:40:15] You just got the night out.

[00:40:16] You didn't have to think.

[00:40:17] Now, this is how beginners play.

[00:40:19] Beginners just kind of like make crazy moves, so like, okay, look, I'm going to like

[00:40:22] play this.

[00:40:23] What tactic did I just teach you?

[00:40:27] You just taught me about pins.

[00:40:29] Pins.

[00:40:30] Pins.

[00:40:31] Yes, pinning, pinning.

[00:40:32] So this pin is not an absolute pin because technically you can still move your knight.

[00:40:38] But if you do, what happens?

[00:40:42] I lose my queen.

[00:40:43] I lose my queen if I move my knight.

[00:40:45] Yes.

[00:40:46] Okay.

[00:40:47] Bonus question.

[00:40:48] Can you play?

[00:40:50] Don't play this.

[00:40:51] play night d4 night d4 let me see um no I cannot play that because I will lose my queen to your

[00:41:05] bishop correct but wouldn't you be taking my queen oh yeah we'd be trading because yeah your

[00:41:11] move is mandatory which means you can't defend your queen so we would just be trading right

[00:41:16] would we though so take it so this is now we're gonna now we're gonna go a little now we're

[00:41:20] We're gonna go a little deeper.

[00:41:21] Bro!

[00:41:22] I'm sorry.

[00:41:25] So it looks like it, right?

[00:41:26] I mean, it looks like, that's why I said, that's why.

[00:41:28] But when I take your queen, what am I attacking there?

[00:41:33] You're then attacking my king, I believe that.

[00:41:35] Yes.

[00:41:36] Oh yeah.

[00:41:37] Yes, so because I would get to your king

[00:41:39] and that would be the most forcing move in the game,

[00:41:42] which is a check.

[00:41:43] You don't have any time to take my queen.

[00:41:45] So this is how that works.

[00:41:47] You're gonna be like, oh, we just trade.

[00:41:49] Queen for queen, boom.

[00:41:50] Easy, no, no, that's why we always want to protect ourselves.

[00:41:55] So if you develop your bishop and you castle, that would be good.

[00:42:02] One thing I also like to do is sometimes when I'm pinned, I like to just threaten the piece

[00:42:05] that's pinning me.

[00:42:06] How can you threaten the piece that's pinning me?

[00:42:09] So easy.

[00:42:10] This is my favorite thing to do that I learned in chess.

[00:42:13] My absolute favorite thing, boom.

[00:42:16] Why is that your favorite thing?

[00:42:17] Because now your bishop is forced to move back.

[00:42:22] Yes, I am forced.

[00:42:24] Technically I'm not like technically I could do whatever I want and just lose the bishop.

[00:42:28] But yes, so you've played a forcing move because you're pawns worth one, mines worth three,

[00:42:32] it would be stupid for me to get my bishop trapped.

[00:42:36] Generally speaking, generally like seven times out of ten, bishop for knight, bad swap.

[00:42:43] Like it's better to have the bishop because it's a long range.

[00:42:46] like a sliver also the bishops better than the knight really yeah usually

[00:42:50] beginners can tend to you know make mistakes like with that but let's say

[00:42:55] I do this so okay which way is better for you to take back pawn or or queen give

[00:43:00] me give me the your thoughts now I think if I take with my queen I then have a

[00:43:06] lane for my bishop to develop if I take with my pawn I don't really see

[00:43:15] There's nothing really threatening my queen. I guess it would be better to take with my queen because then my bishop can develop, right?

[00:43:24] Yes, this is actually a case where they're both

[00:43:27] Technically fine, but the way you explained like the way that you saw that your bishop then gets more room

[00:43:33] Perfect and your queen is safe. So take with the queen

[00:43:37] Nice guys, so the conversation already if I didn't know you were rated 100

[00:43:43] I would think you're easily like 500 thank you. So well wait till we get into the live games, bro

[00:43:48] You'll see why so it's hard. I it's hard to put this all together, but

[00:43:53] You'll you'll you'll be completely fine. Trust me. Okay, okay

[00:44:00] Let's go here, okay, so now

[00:44:06] So you did that because now your bishop has freedom to develop correct, okay?

[00:44:12] and I'm not doing anything crazy haven't done anything so don't I know you think

[00:44:16] you're playing me so like every move is genius but yeah I have a genius play and

[00:44:20] Levy I think you'll be proud of me is it okay if I go for it go ahead I think I

[00:44:25] think you'll be proud of this play yeah yeah yeah yes I had a feeling I had a

[00:44:33] feeling yes you got the bishop out it's defended by the night and my queen

[00:44:40] One thing that you did in some previous games is when your king was under attack, you moved

[00:44:49] the king.

[00:44:51] Now you're attacking my queen.

[00:44:52] I don't have to move my queen if I can block the attack.

[00:44:58] I'm not saying that the move you played is bad.

[00:45:00] I'm just saying I don't have to lose my queen.

[00:45:04] I can block this attack with my pawn or with my knight.

[00:45:09] I can move my pawn up one square like this and now am I am I countering you like do you should you move your bishop I

[00:45:19] Should move my bishop that yeah, I'm not being as good as I thought yeah, but that's but that's all right like that

[00:45:25] Chest games take a while to develop. That's why it's not always great to like immediately attack right? Yeah

[00:45:30] That's that's fine. That's fine another thing beginners really like to do is they love to just like push as many pawns as possible

[00:45:39] Yes, I love that! Is that bad?

[00:45:42] The thing is it's like it depends because remember you push all your pawns like where you're gonna castle

[00:45:47] Where are you gonna castle your king? King in the center, dude

[00:45:49] If you watch the video today

[00:45:51] Both of you had so many problems because your king was in the middle like king in the middle always leads the problems. So look

[00:45:59] Look at this move. I'm attacking your bishop again. Can you take that or is it protected?

[00:46:03] It's protected by the pawn

[00:46:05] Yeah, and pawn defending pawn is the best because then you know, so now your bishop has to has to run away. Oh

[00:46:11] Wow, that was ended up being bad. I thought it was good too

[00:46:13] You know, it's not look at the but that the sub 1000 level as long as you're not like straight up losing your pieces

[00:46:20] It doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter

[00:46:22] So look I have this pawn wall and I've pushed your bishop back

[00:46:27] So now what what it what is the idea of this move? What am I trying to do in my next move?

[00:46:33] Good question. Let me think on that. So, why would you do that? Let me think. Maybe your

[00:46:40] rook has a little more space, but then also, I think the point of that move is you can

[00:46:48] force a trade with your pawns, right? What would be my next move? Like an actual move?

[00:46:54] Your next move would be pawn H5, right? Yeah. So, I had a feeling you had the

[00:47:00] right move but the wrong like explanation. If I push my pawn to H5 it's not even that I'm trading

[00:47:06] I'm attacking your bishop and you straight up have no more moves. You've completely got your

[00:47:11] bishop stuck. So this is how pawns work together really well especially against the bishop on the

[00:47:18] edge right? So how do you make room for your bishop? So great question. I think the reason

[00:47:26] or the way I can make room for my bishop.

[00:47:30] Let me think on it.

[00:47:35] It's okay. Yeah, you can think.

[00:47:36] Bishop room. Maybe, oh, I move my pawn to H5.

[00:47:41] I take that spot. I take it.

[00:47:43] What a monster. Absolute machine.

[00:47:46] Bang.

[00:47:47] And now you don't let me push.

[00:47:49] You stop my pawns, right?

[00:47:52] And there you go.

[00:47:53] Fantastic.

[00:47:54] Nice.

[00:47:55] Yeah, there you go.

[00:47:57] Now, okay, I'm gonna go here.

[00:48:00] I'm gonna leave it in your hands.

[00:48:01] You can decide which way you wanna take back.

[00:48:03] Oh God, I hate when you do that.

[00:48:06] Okay, let me think.

[00:48:07] All right, so right now, you did that.

[00:48:11] So now if I were to do this,

[00:48:15] now do I wanna move my,

[00:48:16] I don't wanna know if I wanna move my horse to the side

[00:48:18] or my bishop.

[00:48:20] Maybe it's safer to move,

[00:48:24] Give me my brook too. Let me think here. I think it could be safer to do

[00:48:33] That that way my horse can move multiple directions and my bishop can still cut inside

[00:48:38] Yes, and the rook shouldn't move because if it moves you actually cannot castle that way anymore

[00:48:44] Oh, yeah. Oh my god. I forgot about I forgot about castling

[00:48:48] Yeah, but everything is you know

[00:48:50] The reason the game took this turn is because you attacked my queen and then I just launched a bunch of pawns at you.

[00:48:55] So I'm not playing principle and because of that I'm forcing you to not play principle chess.

[00:49:00] I'm just like moving a bunch of pieces around.

[00:49:02] So, okay, um, I go since I can't move my knight anywhere else, I'm gonna go here.

[00:49:09] So I'm just, I just moved my knight. There's no real threat to that move.

[00:49:12] So, you can do what here?

[00:49:18] Are you saying there's a good play on the board right now?

[00:49:21] No, no, I'm just saying like make a move. Keep improving your position.

[00:49:26] All right, so a couple of things. It could be good to develop my bishop

[00:49:31] and that way I can set up a castle on either side, right?

[00:49:36] Yep, so you still haven't moved yet. A move like that might look like it does nothing,

[00:49:41] and that's what you would say as a beginner, but like if the knight moves,

[00:49:45] then the bishop is in the game.

[00:49:47] And yeah, like as long as every piece is getting a chance.

[00:49:50] That's what we like to see.

[00:49:52] Okay.

[00:49:53] Okay, I go here.

[00:49:58] And so my question is going to be this.

[00:50:02] Which way is it safer to castle the king?

[00:50:04] Like, should you castle it short side or long side?

[00:50:08] I should castle it long side

[00:50:10] because the queen and the rooker are on the other side.

[00:50:13] Yeah, you see how I've pointed the rook straight down?

[00:50:15] Like if you castle that way, that could be very dangerous.

[00:50:18] Yep.

[00:50:19] Boom.

[00:50:20] Got it out back in Levy.

[00:50:22] Fantastic.

[00:50:23] Nice.

[00:50:23] OK.

[00:50:24] Fantastic.

[00:50:25] Like so far, so good.

[00:50:26] Like you got everybody in the game.

[00:50:28] If I didn't know somebody just dropped me in this position,

[00:50:30] I'd be like, oh, these players are rated like 1,000.

[00:50:32] Easy.

[00:50:33] Now.

[00:50:34] OK.

[00:50:34] Now is the hard part.

[00:50:35] So now after the opening phase,

[00:50:37] you enter, do you know the name after the opening?

[00:50:40] Was it what it's called?

[00:50:41] Well, I know there's opening.

[00:50:42] And then I know there's end game, but what is it after that super original thing that you could have never guessed middle game?

[00:50:50] Okay, okay middle game middle game

[00:50:53] Middle game is where the the bread is buttered. That's like the hardest part of the game

[00:50:58] That's where the biggest help to any beginner is something called like tactics puzzles

[00:51:03] Just like little combos one two movers. Okay pins, right pins levy question for you. What is

[00:51:10] is higher skill, end game or mid game?

[00:51:15] So in the middle game, there's a lot more patterns.

[00:51:20] There's a lot like, you can just drill like,

[00:51:22] checkmate in one combo, checkmate in two,

[00:51:24] you could do a bunch of pins, you could do,

[00:51:26] and then like forks, and then you get really good

[00:51:28] at that stuff, and it helps you a lot.

[00:51:31] End game is much harder,

[00:51:33] because in the end game, you really have to have

[00:51:35] like a feel, I'm sure you play some games,

[00:51:38] you just have a feel for certain moments,

[00:51:40] Like you, there's just something that you do.

[00:51:43] You can't really explain it.

[00:51:44] You can't really write a guide on it, you know?

[00:51:45] So.

[00:51:46] Yes, exactly.

[00:51:47] It 100%.

[00:51:48] It happens to me all the time.

[00:51:49] Honestly, in most games.

[00:51:52] All right, how do we feel about this move?

[00:51:53] You think this is a strong move by me?

[00:51:55] Okay.

[00:51:56] That by you is a pretty good move

[00:52:00] because when you do that move,

[00:52:02] you're threatening my knight and my bishop, right?

[00:52:07] And I'm protected, right?

[00:52:07] It must be a really good move.

[00:52:10] You're protected now what I would do between me and you is I look at this as my only substantial play would be to trade nights with you

[00:52:19] Like I go I take and then you take with Pawn. Would that be good?

[00:52:24] so

[00:52:26] Fantastic explanation. I'm gonna just fill in some gaps the night jumps in the middle great you saw all I'm targeting your bishop

[00:52:33] By the way, if I take your bishop

[00:52:36] Do you notice what happens after that?

[00:52:38] you then wait if um if I might not yeah it's check it's check and I would I would

[00:52:45] be forking the king and who if you take my bishop you would be forking the king

[00:52:51] and the queen oh my god right so that's that's a big problem you might be tempted

[00:52:56] to defend the bishop but you said my night is attacking your night so that

[00:53:00] sentence I want you to reframe it and be like wait a minute a night cannot

[00:53:04] attack a knight like if knights are staring at each other that means one could just take the other it's

[00:53:09] like the spider-man meme so you're right night takes night and also your queen covers so actually

[00:53:15] yeah it's like what you said night takes here would be would just be easy so what do you think about

[00:53:21] this though instead of me going night into your night and then we trade whatever what about me

[00:53:27] moving my rook to E, even my rook to, what is that, E8, I believe? E8?

[00:53:36] So Rook E8 would stop the bishop. So one of those two options that you just said,

[00:53:40] knight takes knight versus Rook E8, one is offensive, one is much more defensive.

[00:53:47] So if you take my knight with your knight and then I take with the pawn, what would be your

[00:53:52] move after that. So then what would happen is I would take you would take and then I think my queen

[00:54:02] would be threatened so it's almost better to have yeah because what am I queen be threatened I don't

[00:54:09] really want what if your queen but your queen can it can it maybe queen threatened is not like

[00:54:19] the end of the you know you guess your queen's gonna move so you're gonna move

[00:54:22] the queen maybe you have a good move do you have a good move

[00:54:26] if I do have a good move I can't see it I don't know that's what that's what we're

[00:54:32] we're gonna we're gonna develop this field remember your queen can see

[00:54:35] stuff too okay so can your queen see my night right now yes yes right you would

[00:54:42] I would never take it though because it's protected by Pawn, right, but but you just told me that if the night takes the night and the pawn takes

[00:54:54] Well because yeah, then the pawn is on top of my queen so that should be forced to move right

[00:55:00] Yes, but you just told me the queen would see the pawn right so we remember it's not the pawn is threatening the queen the queen is also threatening the pawn

[00:55:08] Yes, exactly. Okay, so let's just do that. Let's do that. Yes, if you want to like help visualize this

[00:55:17] Right-click drag. So if you right-click like my pawn to eat to the night or then your queen

[00:55:23] You can actually visualize all this you can right-click and you can write

[00:55:30] Yep

[00:55:32] So then like look it's like what you said you you saw that the pond would attack the queen

[00:55:36] But I need you to make the next connection which is wait a minute my queen can take the pond like it

[00:55:40] It's hanging the Queen's not the pawns not protected by anything and let me that is what we call free material

[00:55:47] Yes, fantastic

[00:55:49] Perfect. That's exactly what I want to see

[00:55:53] All right, I like this we're let we're leveling up we're leveling up all right now

[00:55:57] I'm gonna go here and I don't want you to panic

[00:56:00] We're gonna take the training wheels off just for a couple moves dear God

[00:56:04] All right, so this is going to be really easy. Okay, so yes, I'm going to leave you with just this thought remember every move

[00:56:10] I want you to think I make a move you

[00:56:14] Scan in your head you go. Okay. Is he attacking anything does he threaten anything? Nope, and then I

[00:56:20] Need you to go. What do my pieces see what can I do right now?

[00:56:24] Do I have any captures? Do I have any checks? Do I have a way to attack his king Levy?

[00:56:29] I'm gonna be honest. I have a check bro. I see it. I see the check

[00:56:34] All right.

[00:56:35] You ready?

[00:56:35] I'm not scared.

[00:56:36] Don't get scared.

[00:56:38] Don't get scared.

[00:56:39] Nice.

[00:56:40] Nice.

[00:56:41] You can't do anything because you're in check.

[00:56:45] Yes.

[00:56:45] Very nice.

[00:56:46] So by the way, look, I didn't castle.

[00:56:48] So now my king is all over the place.

[00:56:52] I'm going to go here.

[00:56:55] I'm just trying to get out of danger.

[00:56:57] Wait a minute.

[00:56:58] But then I could just check you with my queen.

[00:57:01] OK.

[00:57:02] Just because you can doesn't mean you have to.

[00:57:04] check is that okay so check doesn't win the game so as well if it's if there's

[00:57:10] no you know all right so what I would do is I would move my queen to a five what

[00:57:19] do you think about that I think it's a check and I would block it and then I

[00:57:28] And I would ask you what's next?

[00:57:31] Bro.

[00:57:32] Okay.

[00:57:33] If you have, as long as you're not blundering, like, it's okay with me.

[00:57:39] All right.

[00:57:40] Yes, coach.

[00:57:41] I'm happy that you spotted that.

[00:57:42] Like, it's very useful that you, you know, you're spotting that the queen can just

[00:57:45] kind of slide over all the way.

[00:57:46] But yeah, it's a good question that you asked though.

[00:57:48] It's like, but why?

[00:57:49] Like, what's the point, you know?

[00:57:51] Now, exactly.

[00:57:52] If I start running the king around the board like a lunatic, then maybe actually in

[00:57:56] one game you were doing that against K so I was losing my mind I was like you

[00:57:59] don't the king should be back he should not be forward the king should be

[00:58:05] shielded so right now I would just shield my king so I'm shielding I'm

[00:58:09] protecting the king now you don't have an obvious check so so now what so what

[00:58:16] I would do now is I would threaten your rook so I would move my rook to G8

[00:58:25] And now if you take I take

[00:58:29] Okay, it's not a threaten your but remember rook and rook wouldn't be a threat

[00:58:32] But like if it's not a mistake, I don't care you should play it. Yeah

[00:58:38] Good so

[00:58:41] I'm gonna I'm gonna learn something else. This is much more advanced than 100

[00:58:44] But we're still gonna learn it because this is the way I like to teach

[00:58:48] How do you know in chess

[00:58:51] Who has a better position?

[00:58:55] I normally look at the material and then the time.

[00:58:59] Fantastic.

[00:59:00] Yeah.

[00:59:01] Yes.

[00:59:02] Time is, don't worry about time.

[00:59:03] Yes.

[00:59:04] Practically speaking, like if I have five seconds and you have five minutes, yeah, probably

[00:59:05] I'm going to lose.

[00:59:07] But let's just say material is important.

[00:59:09] Who has more material right now?

[00:59:12] So I need you, I'm not me, so, oh my God, sorry.

[00:59:15] No, not me do.

[00:59:16] I do.

[00:59:17] I do.

[00:59:18] Sorry.

[00:59:19] I'm just nervous, Levy.

[00:59:20] No, no, no, it's okay.

[00:59:21] The less English you speak, like the more it's all going to go to chest.

[00:59:24] That's how it works.

[00:59:25] Yeah, you're gonna stop knowing how to tie your shoes and you're gonna stop showering

[00:59:29] I don't know if you know you participate in such activities anyway, but like you just yeah soon

[00:59:34] You'll be eating your own toenails like don't worry

[00:59:38] Yeah, you have more material

[00:59:41] The second thing besides material who has a safer King

[00:59:48] Honestly I

[00:59:49] I think your king is safer because it's next to a queen and it's next to a bishop, but also it has so many directions it can move

[00:59:58] So everything that you just described is completely correct only

[01:00:03] It would mean that your king is safer because my king is in the middle

[01:00:08] That's why he has all the protection around him, but your king is like vacationing. He's like in the corner of the board

[01:00:13] I'm never gonna get to your king ever

[01:00:15] That's the way you can think about it. Whereas you're actively

[01:00:18] hunting my king down, you know?

[01:00:21] So I gotta think about the king more, man.

[01:00:24] I just think about the material.

[01:00:25] That's all I think about.

[01:00:27] Yes, and the thing is you were thinking about the king,

[01:00:29] but you were thinking like, oh, queen check.

[01:00:31] Yeah, that's fine, but you have to get the rest

[01:00:33] of the pieces and you have to take my material.

[01:00:36] You gotta get to my pawns.

[01:00:37] You have to take down my knight.

[01:00:38] You got it.

[01:00:39] So look, I'm gonna take.

[01:00:41] And you're gonna take.

[01:00:42] Yep.

[01:00:43] And then I'm gonna play,

[01:00:48] This I think you can clearly see what my idea is.

[01:00:53] I can see your idea and I'll raise you an idea. So what I'll do is I'll think.

[01:00:59] And then what I'll do is think a little bit more.

[01:01:04] And then I will go and just keep thinking and then I'll go right here.

[01:01:14] safe move I like it thank you thank you thank you thank you I like it as long as

[01:01:23] we play games and we don't blunder our queen we're like guaranteed at least

[01:01:28] 200 250 and then after that it's gonna get serious okay what do I want with

[01:01:39] this move. Great question. With this move, I believe you're setting an assault on my bishop.

[01:01:47] Yes, I'm threatening the bishop on H4. I also set you up for a learning moment and this is one of

[01:01:58] those things. So, level one you saw, queen attacks, bishop, easy. Now, do you have a way

[01:02:04] to protect it like can you can you make a move that the thing yeah so the thing is

[01:02:09] I don't have a way of directly protecting the bishop but I could check you and then

[01:02:14] you can't take it anyways check me where I could go rook g2 thoughts so that's

[01:02:24] crazy because what I was about to tell you is before you make any move like you

[01:02:29] saw that my bishop was under attack but in chess the most important thing you

[01:02:34] have to do is you have to look for checks, captures, and threats because they are the

[01:02:39] most forcing moves. They are the moves that require me to make a...

[01:02:44] If you can check somebody, it puts them in a headlock, kind of.

[01:02:47] Yes, it's not always the best, but if you play Rookdown Check, boom.

[01:02:53] Oh, okay. Well, we played it. We didn't even... What's my... Do I even have a safe

[01:02:58] If you can move, you kind of don't because if you move it there, I can move my bishop

[01:03:09] down and just recheck it again.

[01:03:11] If you move your king to E3, it's safe temporarily, but then I can just move my bishop down and

[01:03:17] then you're back in check again.

[01:03:19] So yes, I mean, it's my only move.

[01:03:23] It's almost checkmate, by the way.

[01:03:25] It's almost checkmate.

[01:03:27] So I'm gonna come right here now, but I want you to still be, take some B.

[01:03:32] I see.

[01:03:33] So if I do this, your knight can take, but then my rook can take.

[01:03:37] But do I want that to happen?

[01:03:40] By the way, after the rook takes, can I take one more time?

[01:03:45] I know the square you're talking about.

[01:03:46] I think it's F2.

[01:03:48] Or maybe not.

[01:03:49] Maybe you were thinking G5.

[01:03:50] If I go g5, your knight takes, but then my rook takes, I think I'd be safe, right?

[01:03:59] Because wouldn't my rook be here?

[01:04:01] That would be a fair trade.

[01:04:03] That would be totally your call, because otherwise, I'm just going to take your bishop

[01:04:06] for free.

[01:04:07] She got a...

[01:04:08] Yeah.

[01:04:09] Okay.

[01:04:10] So is there a better play than g5 because I don't really see it?

[01:04:15] There is...

[01:04:16] Well, look, let's put it this way.

[01:04:17] and I can show it to you but like as a 100 if you played this I think you'd get banned for cheating.

[01:04:26] Yeah I can tell it and like if you play it and find the follow-up I would be more than happy

[01:04:33] because also it's 447 I have to play my tournament. Here's the play here's the play here's the play

[01:04:38] I'll leave you with this obviously this is not the kind of chess I need you to play after this

[01:04:43] But I need you to play as well as you play today. No queen blunders castling your king. Here's the play the play is

[01:04:51] Black Queen d1

[01:04:55] Infiltrating into my position if you play it everything will become quite clear. So if I go d1

[01:05:03] Bishop is threatened

[01:05:06] Right

[01:05:08] D1

[01:05:09] Yes, you just leave your bishop. It's just gonna get captured. Oh, so sometimes you just got a sacrifice shit

[01:05:15] I'm so this is a sacrifice on d1 your queen and your rook both see which square from where they are now

[01:05:24] What square are they intersecting on e2? Yes e2 direct. You see that you set up a move

[01:05:30] So if you watch the video that all these things happen in the video that I that I made with you in case

[01:05:36] So the Queen and the Rook for him converged on the same exact square actually and he could have checkmated you like four times in the same square

[01:05:44] But he missed it. He totally missed it

[01:05:46] So the amazing thing here is material is less important than king safety here because if I take

[01:05:54] How do you win the game on the spot right now?

[01:05:57] You're saying you're saying right now there's a checkmate on the board right?

[01:06:01] I'm saying you just told me everything the square the way on which those two pieces converge

[01:06:06] Mike King does not have a lot of room.

[01:06:10] So what if I like to play and win to

[01:06:14] so you're saying there's a checkmate right now.

[01:06:16] I'm saying there's a checkmate right now.

[01:06:18] Holy fuck.

[01:06:20] I find it.

[01:06:21] Live game.

[01:06:22] OK, I. OK, I think I know the checkmate.

[01:06:27] I believe it is Queen F3.

[01:06:32] Is that checkmate Queen F3?

[01:06:34] So you're gonna take the pawn you're saying take the pawn you can't kill the queen

[01:06:39] Why not?

[01:06:41] Because the bishops protecting it

[01:06:44] Okay, that was even that was that so you actually found the bonus checkmate

[01:06:52] We talked about the square this what square did you just tell me the queen and the rook seed together e2

[01:06:58] Yeah, which means

[01:07:00] it's which means if they see it now what happens if one of them goes there oh

[01:07:06] my god that's the way that's that's the witch

[01:07:11] wait but I found the other checkmate yes actually you found the even yes if you

[01:07:16] back up a move queen takes pond is also made and it's crazy because you saw the

[01:07:20] bishop in the queen how do I back up I think it could be like left click and

[01:07:25] just back up one move and then you can make moves you can also just click

[01:07:29] analysis there we go there that was so yeah what I was thinking was um um what

[01:07:36] did I say I said this one Queen that's yeah three that's also made crazy

[01:07:42] because your root cuts me off and and so does your pond in the center exactly oh

[01:07:47] my god wow exactly like we are like cool bro I think that was so informational

[01:07:53] dude bro can we do another coaching session I aren't we are we gonna do one

[01:07:58] tomorrow same time. Yes, yes. Yes. Uh, maybe we could do a longer one tomorrow,

[01:08:02] where I could do like live games. But yeah. So I think, so what you wait,

[01:08:06] here's what you're going to do. You're going to have a lesson.

[01:08:07] You're going to play like a, like a genius in the lesson.

[01:08:10] And then you're going to be inspired and you're going to go to Chelsea.

[01:08:11] Like I'm, you're going to lose every game because this is actually how it

[01:08:14] goes. I'm not to like insult you, but this is how it goes.

[01:08:17] You get inspired, you learn a bunch of shit,

[01:08:19] and then you just play like a moron for some reason.

[01:08:22] And then you get really mad. This is very normal.

[01:08:24] By the way, I'm telling you, when you see me tomorrow,

[01:08:28] I will be 900 Elo, bro.

[01:08:30] I would really hope not,

[01:08:31] because that would mean you cheated overnight.

[01:08:33] So please, please don't be 900 Elo tomorrow.

[01:08:37] Okay, I'll probably be like 150, to be honest.

[01:08:39] Yes, I want you, like, if you're actually gonna play

[01:08:42] a bit of 10 minute games.

[01:08:43] Okay, let me do that.

[01:08:44] I'm gonna do 10 minutes today.

[01:08:45] I'm gonna do 10, I never did that.

[01:08:47] And you don't have to even play on stream.

[01:08:48] Just if you can win one game

[01:08:50] that you're like super proud of,

[01:08:52] what we'll do tomorrow is we're gonna look

[01:08:53] some of the games that you played both oh my god that's smart okay i'll play some games on or

[01:08:58] off stream today i got you yes and then i'll be like yo this was good this was bad this was good

[01:09:03] and we're gonna just slowly do it by the end of the month even if it's in like five days

[01:09:08] you could easily be like 250 300 already so and then all right man well thank you bro thank

[01:09:15] you for your time dude i know you're busy and tomorrow i'll be ready to go yeah thank you

[01:09:20] This was this was fun. I hope you had a good time. I hope I hope as a chat side of good time

[01:09:23] I'm gonna go embarrass myself in in the tournament

[01:09:27] You too, I see it

[01:09:30] Dude, holy informational. All right, we got to play one game of ten minutes

[01:09:35] With all that information we got to play one game of ten minute. Holy

[01:09:41] informational dude check the brilliant guys thing is I had a brilliant, but I'm pretty sure he's showed me the brilliant I think

[01:09:47] Let's see

[01:09:51] Now chat it looks world champion. I you found a tactic to grow your lead into a win

[01:10:00] You have many strong responses opponent plays e4 a

[01:10:05] Classic reply to battling for the center with your pawn

[01:10:12] Your opponent use their time well finding the only good move in the position

[01:10:17] This is a fair trade. They missed a better way to block an attack on a vulnerable queen.

[01:10:22] Mommy!

[01:10:31] They've left a pawn isolated on a semi-open file, which could become a long-term weakness.

[01:10:39] It was an even game, but now you have the advantage.

[01:10:41] You are now able to capture a night and win material after the follow-up trades.

[01:10:50] Taking that night will win material for you after the follow-up trades.

[01:10:53] That's what Levy said there.

[01:10:57] That pawn was yours for the taking.

[01:11:00] And now you're in check, check.

[01:11:01] Boy, I love putting people in check.

[01:11:03] It gets me absolutely- Congrats on your win.

[01:11:06] Wait, where's my brilliant, uh, baby?

[01:11:10] That pawn was yours for the taking.

[01:11:14] Wait, where was my brilliant book?

[01:11:17] Was it here?

[01:11:19] Taking that knight will win material for you after the follow up trades.

[01:11:24] Wait no brilliant!

[01:11:26] Vaas!

[01:11:27] Queen.

[01:11:28] The queen is brilliant.

[01:11:31] Alright guys, listen.

[01:11:37] It is our time to play a 10 minute game of chess.

[01:11:41] We promised Coach Levy, 10 minute game.

[01:11:43] I've only played five minutes.

[01:11:45] I don't know if I played 10 minutes, maybe in like 2022.

[01:11:49] Like I've always wanted to play chess

[01:11:51] but I've always been intimidated by chess.

[01:11:53] But here we go.

[01:11:54] I wonder why Hilo isn't this

[01:11:55] cause I don't think I've played it.

[01:11:56] Maybe I have.

[01:11:58] Allow, block, allow, block.

[01:12:05] 10 minutes chat.

[01:12:06] Here we go.

[01:12:07] 10 minutes.

[01:12:08] This is what I'm going to play.

[01:12:09] 396, okay.

[01:12:11] So I'm pretty sure that's like your starting one.

[01:12:15] Okay, this guy's from UAE.

[01:12:16] All right, I'm going to go here for mid control.

[01:12:20] Lock in chat.

[01:12:24] All right, I'm going to go here.

[01:12:30] This way my pawn's protected.

[01:12:32] My pawn's protected.

[01:12:33] My bishop has a lane.

[01:12:34] My queen has a lane.

[01:12:37] Remember what, okay this is interesting because if I take, isn't that just free

[01:12:49] material? Yeah that's just free material. I don't know what this guy's doing

[01:12:53] because he can't take with his queen. He can't take with his horse. He's just

[01:12:59] gonna be down material no matter what. Okay can I also just take this? What's

[01:13:04] What's this guy doing?

[01:13:06] So we're up one.

[01:13:09] His queen's out of position.

[01:13:13] Now let's just do this.

[01:13:15] Let's threaten the horse, maybe?

[01:13:18] No.

[01:13:19] Remember what he said?

[01:13:20] Remember what he said, Chad?

[01:13:21] He said, I think he said basics or fundamentals.

[01:13:26] What did he say?

[01:13:27] He said something.

[01:13:27] He said fundamentals or physics.

[01:13:30] What did he say?

[01:13:32] What did he say, Chad?

[01:13:34] That's what he said, he said, principles.

[01:13:39] So principles means we should develop.

[01:13:45] Let's develop this.

[01:13:48] We're up material.

[01:13:49] All right, remember what he said, my opponent wants what?

[01:13:54] How can I stop it?

[01:13:58] Yeah.

[01:14:00] What if I were to like, Shaisa, this is our, what if I was to threaten his knight here?

[01:14:10] Is that bad?

[01:14:13] He can't move the knight because it's in check, but I think Levi said bishops are more important

[01:14:18] than knights, so it might be good to not trade that out.

[01:14:24] But I have to develop though, I have to develop.

[01:14:29] Let's go here.

[01:14:30] His nice friend, he's gonna move his pawn up.

[01:14:34] He's definitely gonna move his pawn up.

[01:14:36] And I think we just trade.

[01:14:44] Okay, he doesn't move his pawn up.

[01:14:46] Now, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[01:14:49] I just realized something.

[01:14:53] He's gonna go for a hook.

[01:14:54] He's a fork.

[01:14:56] Cause if he goes here, he can fork.

[01:14:58] And if he goes here, he can't.

[01:15:00] So now I'm going to protect this.

[01:15:03] Now he can't fork.

[01:15:05] Because he was going to go here to fork the rook,

[01:15:07] but now he can't.

[01:15:10] All right.

[01:15:11] Now he's going to castle.

[01:15:16] What I'm going to do is I'm going to,

[01:15:24] I think I'm going to force this bishop to move, maybe.

[01:15:27] And then I can develop my bishop.

[01:15:31] Let's go here.

[01:15:38] I think that's a bad play.

[01:15:42] But I don't know why.

[01:15:45] Oh, that's a terrible play.

[01:15:47] Because now, oh yeah, I'm like cooked.

[01:15:50] I just lost the game.

[01:15:52] What the fuck?

[01:15:55] What am I doing?

[01:15:56] Why the fuck did I do that?

[01:15:59] Okay.

[01:16:03] I don't wanna lose my horse.

[01:16:05] So maybe I could do this to threaten his bishop.

[01:16:10] Well, now your bishop is threatened.

[01:16:13] Now your bishop's threatened and we're tied on material.

[01:16:17] So now your bishop's threatened.

[01:16:19] I mean, this is at 390, so I'm kind of supposed to lose.

[01:16:23] So he's just gonna give me his bishop?

[01:16:25] Is this guy, oh, I'm in check.

[01:16:27] Shiesa.

[01:16:37] Your bishop's in trouble, buddy.

[01:16:39] Watch out for your bishop!

[01:16:48] I think his next move is gonna be pawn here.

[01:16:51] I think that's gonna be his next move.

[01:16:55] But then again, if you didn't do it earlier, like, I feel like you just, I don't really

[01:17:03] think I'm playing that bad.

[01:17:04] Principles.

[01:17:05] Okay.

[01:17:06] He did that.

[01:17:07] That was actually such a good play by him.

[01:17:17] I just lose my queen, now she's protected, my queen's protected.

[01:17:35] My queen's protected.

[01:17:36] Got it in the notice.

[01:17:37] I kind of want to do this, but no, that's not a competition.

[01:17:41] Wait no, that's not a bad play.

[01:17:42] Wait a minute, that's a good play because how do you do that?

[01:17:47] If I go here, this goes here, wait that is a good play, oh my god this guy's like backing

[01:17:58] my king into a corner though, there's just gotta be another play I could do, I don't

[01:18:03] think there is.

[01:18:09] So there's this play, and there's this, this guy's like actually fucking good.

[01:18:17] 300 Elo though so I'm kind of supposed to lose. God if I won that would be cinema. He's not even

[01:18:25] 300 he's 392. I think I'm about to start an Elo chat on this. I think you start off with this.

[01:18:34] Okay that's an interesting play. I sort of want to do this because if I do this

[01:18:44] his queen is in trouble.

[01:18:51] He's planning something.

[01:18:53] I still know what he's trying to check me.

[01:19:03] Well, why don't we just threaten his queen?

[01:19:05] Why don't we just threaten his queen?

[01:19:10] I don't think he can check maybe from that position.

[01:19:14] Why don't we threaten this queen and if he takes my bishop my horse takes?

[01:19:23] Okay, so wait he's lost his queen. Oh fuck. Fuck. I thought I had a play there

[01:19:30] But I'm in check. Well, this guy's gonna check me in a second. I have a really bad feeling about this

[01:19:35] I have to keep my rook there because it's protecting my queen

[01:19:40] Fuck!

[01:19:41] Bro, his queen is in trouble though.

[01:19:45] His queen's in trouble.

[01:19:46] Bro, he's trying to check me, but I have so much material.

[01:19:50] But remember what Levi said?

[01:19:52] It's mainly about the position of the king, and my king's kind of fucked right now.

[01:19:57] His king's chilling.

[01:19:59] My king's kind of fucked.

[01:20:03] Wait, did he just blunder?

[01:20:10] I mean, he just blundered. Let me think though. Excuse me? Oh, I'm in check. Jesus Christ. He did not

[01:20:22] blunder. He did not blunder at all. Am I in check? I don't even know what's happening. I feel like

[01:20:33] this guy's the best 300 but then if he takes that take he can't take unless

[01:20:42] that's me no that's not me he can't take

[01:20:50] but it doesn't matter though because I lost my queen huh well it's Queen's

[01:20:55] being threatened by two different pieces right now I gotta get some

[01:20:58] material back. Bro that guy like slowly just squeezed me like a sponge. Bro that

[01:21:05] guy slowly squeezed me like a fucking sponge. I didn't see this I had to do a

[01:21:09] bunch of force moves. Alright so what if I do this because then if I do this I

[01:21:17] think this is like a brilliant. He's in check. That was perfect. He has to lose

[01:21:25] queen that was a brilliant and now my bishop's threatening his knife look that's

[01:21:31] a brilliant is it not brother brother that's fucking brilliant he has to lose

[01:21:40] his queen chat come on but look now his nice being threatened by my bishop look

[01:21:50] Shisa. Okay. That was not brilliant. That was not brilliant. Okay. Jesus Christ.

[01:22:04] All right. Let me think. This is not a bad play. But why? But why? This is not a bad play.

[01:22:17] Let's get some material going.

[01:22:20] Let's get some material going.

[01:22:23] Yeah, that's a good plan because if he takes, I take.

[01:22:26] That is a good plan.

[01:22:30] I think Levy's gonna be impressed with this, even if I lose.

[01:22:32] I look way better.

[01:22:34] I'm playing better than I was, bro.

[01:22:37] Let's checkmate this fucking pussy, man.

[01:22:40] All right, now.

[01:22:43] I think Levy's gonna be impressed with this game.

[01:22:44] Now, if I do this, I believe his bishops in trouble.

[01:22:53] He has to move his bishop.

[01:22:58] I don't even think I blundered. I think this guy just squeezed me like a sponge dude. I have to do like a bunch of mandatory moves, which means I must have made a huge mistake, but like I wasn't giving up chips, and I've never did that.

[01:23:09] that. How the fuck is that check, bro? Now, the question is this, if I move my king here,

[01:23:21] my rook's kind of squeezed. If I move my king here, my rook has a little bit more free range.

[01:23:38] I'm only losing by three, bro.

[01:23:40] This is a fucking war.

[01:23:42] Okay.

[01:23:43] Now, this guy's capable of blundering,

[01:23:46] even though he's a higher elo than me.

[01:23:50] Okay?

[01:23:51] He takes one material.

[01:23:53] Now.

[01:23:56] Wait, he just blundered.

[01:23:57] He just, he just blundered.

[01:24:01] He just blundered!

[01:24:03] Yes!

[01:24:07] He just blundered again.

[01:24:08] He's, he's, wait, well, no, I'm in check.

[01:24:15] Now here's the question.

[01:24:16] Do I want to get rid of his rock?

[01:24:22] Cause if I take,

[01:24:26] then I lose my bishop.

[01:24:27] I don't know if I win that trade.

[01:24:32] Let's do this.

[01:24:32] I want to move my rook here.

[01:24:34] I want to get my rook here.

[01:24:36] Bro, I just, after literally talking to Levy for 30 minutes,

[01:24:39] I just feel 25 times better.

[01:24:42] It's actually insane.

[01:24:44] I'm actually like playing with somewhat of a purpose.

[01:24:48] Oh, really good move by him.

[01:24:49] So now he's threatening.

[01:24:53] He is threatening.

[01:24:55] Wait a minute, I think I just cooked this fucking guy.

[01:24:58] He's threatening my horse, right?

[01:25:00] But I don't really care because I can take his horse

[01:25:06] And now if he takes this, I take this, right?

[01:25:13] But then, he just blundered.

[01:25:20] He just sold the entire game.

[01:25:22] Unless there's something I don't see, I'm winning.

[01:25:26] This guy just choked!

[01:25:29] Bro, Levi's gonna be so proud of me.

[01:25:31] All right now I'm finally up on material

[01:25:36] Now let's put this king and check shall we boys let's do it check that's gonna be the first of many more trust me

[01:25:44] Now what if I threaten his bishop?

[01:25:48] I gotta think

[01:25:52] So now

[01:26:01] I could go over here, take some free material because now I'm threatening this pawn and

[01:26:11] I'm away from danger, okay?

[01:26:15] I take free material, clears up the board a little bit.

[01:26:20] Now he has a bishop.

[01:26:24] I have two horses and a rook, which in other words I have the lead.

[01:26:28] I'm plus four material.

[01:26:30] I don't know what that bishop accomplishes by him.

[01:26:34] Now, what if I was to do this and I'm threatening yet another pawn?

[01:26:39] No, I'm not.

[01:26:41] Shaisa.

[01:26:44] I want to start getting my rook involved.

[01:27:00] I think I should just do that, right?

[01:27:06] He can't, I know he can't stop that, no, I'm actually trolling, I'm fucking, I don't know

[01:27:11] why I did that, but I'm running out of time.

[01:27:14] I might lose this because of fucking time, bro.

[01:27:17] Is there any way I could check and make this guy?

[01:27:26] How do I checkmate?

[01:27:33] How?

[01:27:35] Can't look at chat.

[01:27:38] How the fuck do I checkmate this guy?

[01:27:56] God, the time flies by in 10 minutes. Jesus Christ! Where did the time go?

[01:28:05] Don't I just lose cause of time? Like, don't I just lose cause of fucking time?

[01:28:14] I have to play fast this fuck boy.

[01:28:27] I gotta play fast.

[01:28:28] There's no other option.

[01:28:30] If I don't play fast I'm gonna lose.

[01:28:37] I gotta just do every move with one second and just hope he jokes.

[01:28:40] But I think in the process of doing that, I'm gonna lose the game entirely.

[01:28:44] I have no time, bro.

[01:28:48] I mean, is there any way I could check make this fucker?

[01:28:51] I gotta start checking with my horses. I gotta start checking them.

[01:28:55] But how?

[01:28:58] Gotta wish I had a bishop. Horses kinda suck.

[01:29:01] Let's do that.

[01:29:04] Let's do that. Wait, he's kinda trolling. I'm not even kidding.

[01:29:08] He's kind of trolling

[01:29:13] He just sold what is he doing?

[01:29:18] What the fuck is this guy doing what is this guy doing?

[01:29:25] What is this guy doing?

[01:29:30] No, he's owning me 13 seconds

[01:29:35] So I have to check made him

[01:29:38] I mean material doesn't matter. I'm losing material and time now because this fucker

[01:29:52] got a queen. I designed now. Why did I lose? I did everything right I just ran out of

[01:29:59] time I mean not bad I went toe-to-toe with a three-hundred-year-old player I

[01:30:12] went toe-to-toe with a really good player I mean fuck

[01:30:20] game review talk to me babe tactics played in this game could be instruct

[01:30:24] Grabbing the center. A textbook way of starting the game.

[01:30:32] Knight takes C3, recaptures the pawn and protects the E4 pawn.

[01:30:35] Their better move was to attack the knight with a pawn.

[01:30:38] You are now able to force an isolated pawn.

[01:30:42] Your best move was to attack the knight with a pawn.

[01:30:45] I thought about that. I thought about that.

[01:30:47] They took your pawn for free.

[01:30:49] You allowed the opponent to win a bishop through a fork.

[01:30:58] They still have the better position but their winning edge is gone.

[01:31:03] You allowed the opponent to eventually win material by revealing a check and attacking

[01:31:07] a piece at the same time.

[01:31:11] A discovered check is coming and if they find the right follow up, you will lose

[01:31:14] material.

[01:31:18] opponent misses checkmate giving you another move there was a checkmate out

[01:31:23] there you permitted the opponent to check my he's gonna go through that game

[01:31:27] with me I don't know I'm just shit bro I'm shit I'm shit guys I'm shit I'm shit

[01:31:37] bro I'm shit it's fine bro chat with Levy will be able to do a much better

[01:31:43] coaching session tomorrow because we'll have more time alright guys I did

[01:31:48] good though I did good now chat what game should we play now we get unbanned

[01:31:55] from cases on CS in three hours

[01:32:01] on the day since yesterday should we play we're not playing VR chat so don't

[01:32:09] even fucking say it we're not playing VR chat we're not playing apex I'm gonna

[01:32:15] I'm gonna do my first Apex Dream, I think this week, I don't have a day yet though. I don't have a day yet.

[01:32:21] I don't have a day yet.

[01:32:25] Okay, let's do a four-way poll. Fuck it.

[01:32:28] Rocket League, Siege, or CS.

[01:32:34] Three-way poll. Rocket League, R6, or CS.

[01:32:39] Close task.

[01:32:41] Rocket League R6 or CS or battle in two throw battle throw battle in the two

[01:32:50] Shice

[01:32:54] Oh my god, this is close. Oh my oh my god

[01:32:59] Guys, I'm not getting on VR tonight, but I will be back. We're doing a 20v1 in VR

[01:33:05] Okay, it looks like Siege wins but chat should we repoll an ad Valorant

[01:33:14] repoll an ad Valorant repoll an ad Valorant what do we think what do you think with VR

[01:33:23] headset bro I think VR headsets ass it's just like I'll get motion sickness bro and I can't

[01:33:28] Every chat.

[01:33:29] Code of think of the prime, code of think of the prime.

[01:33:33] Also chat, what is there to do with a VR headset

[01:33:35] other than grab boots?

[01:33:37] Which I'm not gonna be able to do anyways.

[01:33:39] Repold and battle it?

[01:33:42] You have a date on Sunday?

[01:33:44] No I don't.

[01:33:45] Bro, Sunday we have a battle tournament.

[01:33:48] Sunday we have a battle tournament.

[01:33:51] Guys, we're gonna do cases on CS at 8.50.

[01:33:58] Way more immersive way more immersive. All right, do a repo and add valorant. All right

[01:34:09] Do a repo of an ad valorant

[01:34:11] Guys, I've been playing so good on CS. Can I show y'all?

[01:34:15] Chad look Chad look Chad look. Hi guys. How do I go to my mattress three go to a mattress? We go to a mattress?

[01:34:20] We have us

[01:34:22] But we're close to getting premier unlocked. Hi guys. Go to my mattress. We go to mattresses, baby

[01:34:28] Look chat look look okay ignore this game nine kills 13 deaths, but look top of the leaderboard watch this game

[01:34:38] 18 kills 13 deaths second on leaderboard look at this game

[01:34:43] 18 kills five deaths

[01:34:45] Jack I'm fucking like I do good at every game y'all. I do good at every fucking game y'all

[01:34:53] Well, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.

[01:34:58] Vowel in 20, Voss, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.

[01:35:05] Vowel in speeding seat, Voss, vote, vote, vote.

[01:35:13] Vowel in speeding seats, what happened with Gotham?

[01:35:16] Chad, Gotham coast chefs, but only for 30 minutes

[01:35:18] because he's playing a tournament.

[01:35:20] But tomorrow, what's it called?

[01:35:23] More coaching, more coaching, more coaching.

[01:35:26] Chad, wait, why is Vaterant winning?

[01:35:28] I think I know why.

[01:35:30] McCafferty, they give it a prime sub.

[01:35:31] Chad, it's 5 p.m. on a fucking Thursday.

[01:35:34] Play more chess.

[01:35:35] Guys, tomorrow I'm gonna grind chess with Levy, okay?

[01:35:38] Today was short.

[01:35:40] Tomorrow I'm gonna grind chess with Levy.

[01:35:42] Okay, let's play Valorant, and then let's play CS.

[01:36:06] And then we'll do cases.

[01:36:08] on band at 835 lock in let's go let's fucking go what did it do did it do but

[01:36:21] yes chat first apex stream this week I don't know what that I don't know what

[01:36:27] that I don't know well where's Valah where's that oh my god Moot is on Moot

[01:36:37] is on Valorant all right all right all right all right all right how do I play

[01:36:45] oh yeah ready ready let's begin up to begin after we get it I'm geeking so

[01:36:50] we're gonna do a little bit of Val a little bit of CS bro a little bit of

[01:36:55] We're gonna mount a little bit of CS and then we're ripping cases!

[01:36:59] Lock in, let's go.

[01:37:02] Lock in.

[01:37:03] Bro, I think I'm better at CS than I am at Vatterant.

[01:37:06] But I don't know, I almost got an ace today.

[01:37:08] But I don't know, I'm kind of good at Vatterant.

[01:37:10] I don't know, I'm kind of just nasty, bro.

[01:37:12] Look, I'm going to fucking SHIT ON PEOPLE TODAY!

[01:37:19] Let's go.

[01:37:22] Let's go.

[01:37:23] we're gonna be on CS a little bit wait you have Muda's on

[01:37:30] shy stuff all right let's go let's play dude I almost have premier unlocked guys

[01:37:39] we got to just keep playing play with Muda bro bro bro bro

[01:37:51] chat y'all want me to go in a double date with Muta at um 5 20 p.m. on a fucking

[01:38:01] motherfucking wait Muta's playing with Ron what is playing with Ron jet oh is it

[01:38:12] okay if I get jet

[01:38:14] Oh wait never mind you already picked out no there's no problem at all so how's

[01:38:28] How's everybody's day going today?

[01:38:34] All right.

[01:38:37] Wendy Day.

[01:38:41] Does anybody have a mic?

[01:38:44] Yes sir.

[01:38:46] Sort of?

[01:38:50] Chamber, what do you mean you sort of have a mic?

[01:38:53] Sometimes I work, sometimes I don't.

[01:38:58] let's lock in let's lock in

[01:39:10] I'm sure you want to let you guys know I'm a professional player so if you have any questions

[01:39:21] Just feel free to ask.

[01:39:23] Alright.

[01:39:25] What's your favorite color?

[01:39:27] Um, red.

[01:39:29] Here's what we're gonna do, guys.

[01:39:30] We're gonna do...

[01:39:31] Green?

[01:39:32] We're gonna do...

[01:39:33] Everyone we got back at, oh wait, we're on the first floor.

[01:39:40] Hey, Raina, how's it going?

[01:39:43] Nope.

[01:39:45] Okay.

[01:39:46] Did...

[01:39:47] Wait, did your character just say no?

[01:39:49] No.

[01:39:50] No.

[01:39:51] Okay, okay, right up nice to meet you

[01:39:56] Right up nice to meet you. My name is Phoenix. How you doing?

[01:40:02] This is just disrespectful

[01:40:05] Seriously, are you fucking kidding me? I think they're not here

[01:40:13] I'm gonna guess

[01:40:16] Well, I'm gonna stay here. Y'all gonna be y'all gonna be

[01:40:21] So guys when I said 5 man I thought we were on attack that's on me.

[01:40:30] Yeah you're reported buddy.

[01:40:33] Alright I'm pretty sure someone's attacking on the other team because I just got one shot

[01:40:38] head shot from behind of y'all to where.

[01:40:40] Yo Raina what do you mean wanna be Jinxy bruh?

[01:40:45] Yeah you kinda sound like him.

[01:40:50] Sorry

[01:40:54] Are you trying to I try to be Jinxie? No, I actually am

[01:40:59] What?

[01:41:02] Yeah, me too me too. No, like I'm Jinxie 2023 game ready here. Oh

[01:41:07] What should I do?

[01:41:20] I died

[01:41:22] What did I die to?

[01:41:24] I died to Fanger

[01:41:26] I killed him, what do you mean?

[01:41:28] Get off my doll

[01:41:32] No voice changer

[01:41:34] It's not a voice changer bro

[01:41:36] If you have a rock in your head, watch

[01:41:40] It's not a voice changer

[01:41:42] Jesus

[01:41:44] I'm a bad thing

[01:41:46] No, no, I'm tired of that

[01:41:48] I don't know if you're trolling or like Jack no I it's not a voice changer. I'm actually

[01:42:03] Jaycee. It's not a voice changer. I swear to God.

[01:42:07] Let me show you how. What's up wannabe Jaycee. How are you doing?

[01:42:12] Yo guys just go to twintains alive. What are you guys doing?

[01:42:16] Oh my fucking god.

[01:42:18] I don't see it.

[01:42:20] I don't see it.

[01:42:22] I don't see it.

[01:42:24] Go to police.TV.

[01:42:26] Backslash.TV.

[01:42:28] A toddler can do it.

[01:42:30] It's not a voice changer.

[01:42:32] And I wasted my ult, bro.

[01:42:34] Great.

[01:42:40] It's okay, I understand. He's a pretty cool guy.

[01:42:42] Yo, last time I'm explaining this.

[01:42:44] It's not a voice changer. I'm streaming. It's not a voice changer. Are you slow?

[01:42:52] Great

[01:42:53] You're kind of a loud

[01:42:57] Okay, we're sorry about the volume. No, no, it's not about the volume. I'm just getting asked my family traumas are

[01:43:04] Getting uncovered. Oh my god. Sorry. Sorry. Oh my god. I'll be jinxed

[01:43:14] go go go

[01:43:21] how's that water dude?

[01:43:25] oh calm jimzy

[01:43:30] diffusers right here wait what?

[01:43:35] last player standing

[01:43:38] help me what are you doing? i have to save i can't get there in time

[01:43:41] I have to say I have to say

[01:43:45] I want to be saved

[01:43:48] What?

[01:43:49] That would be saved that would be saved

[01:43:50] How did it reach me from there?

[01:43:52] It's around in the half

[01:43:53] Spend it now

[01:43:54] That would be saved that would be saved

[01:43:55] Where is it going?

[01:43:58] Guys, here's all we gotta do

[01:44:00] Half of us, okay, three of us go to the B

[01:44:03] They go B every time

[01:44:05] No, four of us go to the B

[01:44:07] One go in

[01:44:08] What's your own thing?

[01:44:09] guys we're doing our own thing and it's not working but you're on a yeah but

[01:44:13] guys guys we're doing our own thing and it's not working

[01:44:16] so for this work goes be we gotta defend we're going to have any

[01:44:27] abilities at all yeah yes yes yes I have I got killed that's a good voice

[01:44:34] you didn't cut out or anything you know

[01:44:36] what can I get that hey guess what they

[01:44:40] went to be haha oh now we're late okay

[01:44:44] it's almost like somebody said for a

[01:44:48] bunch of go to me I listen to you

[01:44:54] they guys they have went a zero time

[01:44:57] nothing I only just can you forfeit

[01:45:01] I

[01:45:05] Should go a guys

[01:45:09] What do you think want to be Jinxy

[01:45:14] It's not what it'd be. It's not fake. It's not a voice. You can see if you go on to it. It's not if you're real

[01:45:19] I'm your real car run right now

[01:45:31] You're spiking my cortisol. You're spiking my cortisol.

[01:45:36] Yeah, I have a purple version of my game.

[01:45:39] I'm behind you.

[01:45:42] Yay thing.

[01:45:44] So what washing is that? I'm looking at that.

[01:45:51] Sage is cheating just to fucking deagle.

[01:45:55] I'm pretty sure they're hacking on the other team. Can you hack in this game?

[01:45:58] Behind us.

[01:45:59] Yep.

[01:46:01] Yeah

[01:46:09] Good try guys

[01:46:14] The game I'm not doing it really wasn't a good game though. That's the guys. They just went be every time

[01:46:25] It wasn't a good game my pet pee

[01:46:28] sweet mother of Neptune average combat score eight it's not even fucking

[01:46:38] possible I've never seen that I've never seen that in my life play unrated it's

[01:46:53] good you guys serious I've never played on ready oh no that's what I went to

[01:46:58] 2 and 21 in. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. No! That's what I meant 2 and 21 in. Fuck that!

[01:47:15] But that's what I meant 2 and 21 in, Chad.

[01:47:18] found play with Sakura yo we're gonna go on we're gonna go on one more date me

[01:47:30] Mura Sakura and body we don't know what day though we don't know what day we

[01:47:40] didn't know what day we didn't know a team just wanted to say I hope everybody's

[01:47:47] having a fantabulous day okay anybody got a microphone in here yo is this

[01:47:56] Jinxie there just sounds like Jinxie yo is this actually Jinxie no it's a voice

[01:48:02] changer yeah I was about to say guys the why does everybody think those the

[01:48:10] six is dope why is there like a voice on this dude these voice change like why

[01:48:15] I don't think we just immediately-

[01:48:16] This sounds like Jinxie.

[01:48:19] Uh, no, bruh, it's not Jinxie.

[01:48:21] Honestly, I kind of hate that kid.

[01:48:24] No, folks.

[01:48:26] Yeah, I'm sure we'll fuck that guy.

[01:48:27] Yeah, it's pretty annoying.

[01:48:35] You are so fucking pathetic, it's disgusting.

[01:48:38] Appreciate that freakish panda.

[01:48:41] Look, well, let me say this, bruh.

[01:48:43] yesterday I can feel it well I had a

[01:48:47] boner well I'm yeah yeah talk report

[01:48:51] well I had a boner yo what's up

[01:48:55] like what the what it's a boy we can see

[01:48:59] holy shit that's jinx

[01:49:01] jinx you know what's up it just sounds

[01:49:05] just like him it's a boy it's a boy

[01:49:07] changer

[01:49:08] I'm god, it's not Jinxie bro. Yo, I just went to your stream, don't you?

[01:49:13] Wait, that is I'm not even lying

[01:49:22] We got a win, bro, we got all you yo yo yo one in ten Ben yo

[01:49:31] Look dude, if you're gonna be toxic, that's fine one in ten Ben's

[01:49:34] and that's a sense of the part of my life.

[01:49:37] I'm just not surprised here.

[01:49:41] Yeah, I'm afraid of you, Jason.

[01:49:42] Why am I here, because I'm playing battle?

[01:49:52] Yo, uh, JC!

[01:49:56] What?

[01:49:57] Hey, JC, what are we doing?

[01:49:58] Come on.

[01:49:59] Spike planted.

[01:50:00] One enemy.

[01:50:01] No, it's good training.

[01:50:02] How did I find you, but whatever nice yo, jet yo, jet

[01:50:09] What's up, bro? What's up? Yo, how was your day today, bro?

[01:50:17] You know it's good I I watched this loser play chess earlier just gotta play around the slow fields and we're fine

[01:50:23] Oh, really? What was that loser's name?

[01:50:26] Dude, I don't know he's playing with my favorite streamer Gotham chess and he's kind of ass

[01:50:31] Oh, you mean like literally 20 minutes ago?

[01:50:35] Oh, maybe it might have been.

[01:50:39] It has got the stream fiber and it's plated.

[01:50:42] Wait, what is the phantom? Wait, is the phantom good? I didn't mean to buy this. I'm gonna buy the Vandal.

[01:50:47] No, no, that shit is ass. The phantom is pretty good and I don't want it.

[01:50:51] Okay, so two different things.

[01:50:56] Okay.

[01:50:56] Yo, Jad, Jad, I need help!

[01:51:23] My game crashed.

[01:51:53] yo good flank jet good flank jet

[01:51:55] thank you bro

[01:51:57] last player standing

[01:52:01] oh my god jinksy

[01:52:03] oh my god jinksy

[01:52:05] jinksy no no in my ear and i'm trying to claw it

[01:52:07] what the fuck is that

[01:52:09] oh my god

[01:52:11] don't mess up that pretty face view

[01:52:13] yo jinksy my brother says that

[01:52:15] shine jinksy one where i lock in

[01:52:17] yo jinksy when are your eyebrows coming back

[01:52:19] yo shut up

[01:52:21] SHUT UP!

[01:52:22] Why do you see?

[01:52:24] My brows are back!

[01:52:26] Yeah, GC, play me a chest.

[01:52:32] Guys, let's focus and win the game, alright?

[01:52:35] RELAX!

[01:52:36] GC, when you're playing Apex, bro?

[01:52:38] Okay, daddy.

[01:52:39] This week, this week, bruh.

[01:52:41] Really? Really?

[01:52:43] Yeah, I'm gonna watch, I'm gonna watch, I'm gonna watch.

[01:52:47] GC's dodging my chest, he's scared.

[01:52:49] Go away!

[01:52:51] Ah

[01:52:53] You know you shoot it

[01:52:56] Why would you do that?

[01:52:58] Why would you shoot him?

[01:53:00] Why would you shoot him in a position?

[01:53:02] I'm shooting you in a position

[01:53:04] I'm playing unrated

[01:53:06] Why would you shoot him?

[01:53:08] I'm shooting you in a position

[01:53:10] You just gave away all of my presents to you asshole

[01:53:12] My fingers slipped

[01:53:14] I'm actually trying to

[01:53:16] Your fingers slipped 18 times?

[01:53:18] Think so

[01:53:20] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's okay. I don't blame you. I'm like you see

[01:53:28] No, bro, frig this I'm playing on rated dude

[01:53:32] No, Jixi's there so you can go to a 21. It's just a come on. Hey, let's have a five-way squad

[01:53:41] Yeah, all Q com come on you see all of us need one in

[01:53:50] of

[01:54:00] the

[01:54:12] of

[01:54:17] There are no cams in this game!

[01:54:22] Fuck dude!

[01:54:23] Guys, I don't know. We gotta clean it up as a team.

[01:54:26] We gotta clean it up.

[01:54:27] Yes sir. Yes sir.

[01:54:28] Switching sides.

[01:54:29] If I go...

[01:54:30] If I go 10, 3, and go 2, or 8 together?

[01:54:34] Are we now at 23?

[01:54:37] Wait, are there... wait, there are cams in this game?

[01:54:39] What do you mean? What do you mean?

[01:54:40] Uh, there's Cycricam.

[01:54:41] Dude, there's cams. I'm telling you, there's cams.

[01:54:43] How do you get on them?

[01:54:45] It's an agent. It's an agent.

[01:54:47] Can only Cypher get on it?

[01:54:49] Yeah, it's only him four when you die. Yo, it's only GC. This is GC, bro

[01:54:54] It's all at four when you die. No, no, no, no, it's not. No, no, I'm lying. I've got a blinds guy over here

[01:55:01] We got a blinds guy. Wait, so can only Cypher get on the camps. Yeah, he's like the only

[01:55:15] I'm out of here.

[01:55:32] I got the flank, I got the flank.

[01:55:33] Oh wait, I have to spike shit.

[01:55:34] shit

[01:55:53] Say just like hidden behind her wall

[01:56:04] Go try, go try, go try!

[01:56:11] Please Reyna, please Reyna, please.

[01:56:16] Oh, jeez!

[01:56:19] DC, come on, lock in!

[01:56:20] Oh, guys, guys, uh, guys, right there is an attack.

[01:56:24] Okay, then I'll the drill.

[01:56:26] Stick your arrows and we'll crush it.

[01:56:28] Yeah, one in ten, Ben, shut up.

[01:56:30] Oh, it's one of these days.

[01:56:35] No, it's one of these days.

[01:56:37] Hour into the stream, just finish your coffee.

[01:56:40] No, it's one of these days.

[01:56:41] Got it, cool.

[01:56:42] Just nonstop harassment.

[01:56:44] Got it, got it.

[01:56:46] Great.

[01:56:47] Wait, Jinxie, who are you going to play Apex with?

[01:56:49] You know, Jinxie, can we run some seeds later?

[01:56:52] Yeah, I'm about to actually freak out and stuff like that.

[01:56:55] What's that?

[01:56:57] Yeah.

[01:56:59] Bad move.

[01:57:00] Damn it.

[01:57:11] I didn't know I had a fight.

[01:57:13] That's not bad.

[01:57:15] No charges left.

[01:57:17] One enemy remaining.

[01:57:22] I backed out.

[01:57:23] It's like sunny.

[01:57:26] Alright, what we're gonna do is we're gonna stack up the playtrade stack up. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Sir. Yes, sir

[01:57:34] Jim later

[01:57:39] So what?

[01:57:41] Nice, Jinxie. Oh my god. This is a seed, bro. See I wait for him to get his clip. That's seed, Jinxie.

[01:57:49] You wait for him to get the clip then you swing. It's easy, bro. Jinxie, I learned everything from you.

[01:57:53] yo yo jinxie jinxie jinxie come come come

[01:57:56] where where where that's why I'm copper

[01:57:59] yo see I'm not enough

[01:58:01] jinxie chain

[01:58:03] I'm not enough

[01:58:05] I think I should have rolled there right

[01:58:07] huh

[01:58:09] 19

[01:58:10] reloading

[01:58:15] yo neon uh where needs you to carry bro for real

[01:58:18] yeah I got you there

[01:58:53] Oh

[01:59:02] I had spike

[01:59:23] one heaven ones in the tunnel one heaven dead tunnel tunnel tunnel wait

[01:59:30] somebody respawned

[01:59:33] my god jg

[01:59:35] jg do always need jgc

[01:59:37] adnys

[01:59:38] bye jgc

[01:59:40] guys that play unrated

[01:59:45] bro in swift play nobody cares

[01:59:49] it's like casual in seed

[01:59:51] No one cares bro. Like somebody shot a mag behind me. Let's play unrated bro.

[01:59:56] Bro, I just want to unlock ranked in Valorant and CS. Jesus! Is that too much to ask? Fuck!

[02:00:04] Brother, brother, brother, I just want to play ranked, ranked, like premier!

[02:00:13] never happening bro your dog shit yo h5 glad you're having a great Wednesday I

[02:00:22] could tell you're a dick what do you mean never happening your dog shit bro

[02:00:26] even if I'm dog so I can still unlock right by just playing the game also I'm

[02:00:29] I'm naturally good at CS and Valve.

[02:00:32] Put a sock in it.

[02:00:37] Check shop.

[02:00:39] I already have this.

[02:00:42] Mid.

[02:00:44] Sexy.

[02:00:46] Sexy.

[02:00:52] Esports games.

[02:00:56] Match found.

[02:00:58] all right unrated, unrated, unrated, unrated

[02:01:05] so this is literally calm but just not calm

[02:01:12] yo guys i just want to say this is my first unrated game

[02:01:20] anybody got mics?

[02:01:23] yeah i got one

[02:01:24] nice to meet you bro, you ready to win this game?

[02:01:27] Yeah, I'm relatively new to this game, so I'm hoping to win it.

[02:01:30] Me too.

[02:01:30] I'm also relatively new.

[02:01:32] Now, question for you.

[02:01:33] You're Omen, right?

[02:01:35] Yeah.

[02:01:36] What is Omen's abilities?

[02:01:41] I'm not that familiar with them.

[02:01:42] See, I have I can shroud steps like teleport.

[02:01:47] I have a blinding orb that I can throw and like widens

[02:01:52] the farther it goes and it blinds them.

[02:01:56] I have a short-range teleport ability and where I end up teleporting, I drop like smokes

[02:02:02] and then my ultimate allows me to teleport anywhere on the map and drop a smoke where

[02:02:07] I teleport.

[02:02:08] Wait.

[02:02:09] So, with Olin, you can teleport anywhere you want?

[02:02:13] Only with my ult though.

[02:02:14] I have short-range teleportation as my other skills.

[02:02:18] Interesting.

[02:02:20] Okay.

[02:02:21] And what is like your normal abilities?

[02:02:25] that it was what again the lowest e was I can have like short-range teleport and

[02:02:31] I can drop the smoke c is this longer-range teleport but without the

[02:02:37] smoke and then I'm trying to learn all the guys I'm trying to learn all the

[02:02:43] guys all the characters I'm trying to learn all the yeah this guy is chill

[02:02:48] this guy's chill oh he's level 3 what oh wait oh man you're level 3 yeah bro

[02:03:01] so you're like new-new bro I'm level 10 I started this week I started like

[02:03:07] yesterday well let's amen let's get some wins bro let's go we got this played

[02:03:13] three matches this is my fourth and I've won all the three other ones or what

[02:03:18] you've never lost I mean I've only played three matches but yeah I've never

[02:03:23] lost three and oh oh I'll be this one time I play a lot of CS I see that's

[02:03:36] That's why you're a Chad, bro. That's why you're a Chad.

[02:03:50] If I'm not hitting his head!

[02:03:52] WHAT THE FUCK!

[02:03:54] AM I HITING?!

[02:03:59] If I'm not hitting his head, what am I hitting?

[02:04:01] I

[02:04:07] Spike down attackers fire last player standing up a summon one beat

[02:04:13] Right this will be a four camping with this guy such a Chad

[02:04:31] One enemy remaining.

[02:04:33] Good try.

[02:04:35] Bra- you're definitely a CS player with a weapon inspect.

[02:04:38] I- I- I feel the aura.

[02:04:40] May the wind guide your blades, Jack.

[02:04:43] And my arrows.

[02:04:45] Stinger.

[02:04:48] You didn't pick CS skin, friend.

[02:04:50] Rough points?

[02:04:53] I feel like a rush beat.

[02:04:55] Maybe later though once I get some of my birdies.

[02:04:58] Word to Bra.

[02:05:00] Should I rush? Save. I should save? Stay safe.

[02:05:07] I'll just do this.

[02:05:14] Don't have a box. Let's go B.

[02:05:30] of

[02:06:00] No charges left.

[02:06:07] Is this going to blow me up?

[02:06:14] Is this going to blow me up?

[02:06:18] That's not better than my knife show.

[02:06:24] No yes.

[02:06:26] real

[02:06:31] Yeah, that's smart I should always save I can't get good guns that's smart it would

[02:06:41] But it even the bro even the blow up goes through walls like what

[02:06:56] You know if there's like a weekly drop thing to get skins to this game or do you have

[02:07:02] to buy them?

[02:07:03] I actually don't know.

[02:07:06] of

[02:07:23] the

[02:07:31] Spike down B.

[02:07:38] That was a jet.

[02:07:41] Wait what?

[02:07:43] What was?

[02:07:43] I'll stop.

[02:07:44] I'll stop.

[02:07:44] There was an amp here guys!

[02:07:46] Someone protecting!

[02:07:48] What the fuck was that?

[02:07:50] There's two guys up there.

[02:07:51] What was that?

[02:07:52] Last player standing.

[02:07:54] Spike down B.

[02:07:55] Get that double back!

[02:07:57] Like I was slow walking.

[02:08:01] 30 seconds left

[02:08:05] That's not sure

[02:08:11] I'm like plant a plant a and then like eight seconds later the bomb has dropped at B

[02:08:21] 10 seconds left

[02:08:31] Good job, good job.

[02:08:35] Their phoenix may feel immortal.

[02:08:42] I shall remind him to-

[02:08:43] Shall I save here?

[02:08:44] He truly is.

[02:08:45] In this exact scenario, should I save?

[02:08:47] In this scenario?

[02:08:48] Should I save?

[02:08:49] I just go to Eagle.

[02:08:50] I'm going to go to Steton Ethnic, so I'll go to Eagle.

[02:09:01] Alright, where we going?

[02:09:16] I think an A-glank can work.

[02:09:17] Let me get some time to clear it.

[02:09:18] clear it

[02:09:30] he's hiding behind the box

[02:09:32] i got it

[02:09:38] hiding behind the box

[02:09:40] im your such a fucking pussy

[02:09:48] Am I chewing- Oh, okay. I thought it was all of you inside.

[02:09:53] Whoa, what is that?! The fuck is that?!

[02:09:57] He shot a- He shot a-

[02:10:02] What?!

[02:10:06] It reveals location. Oh, that is kinda good.

[02:10:11] Is he gonna try to win?

[02:10:17] Uh, Spike's down behind you.

[02:10:18] 30 seconds left.

[02:10:20] Spike's behind you.

[02:10:29] I don't think you can go that way.

[02:10:34] Spike's, uh, like 100 miles away from you.

[02:10:38] 10 seconds left.

[02:10:43] Where the fuck is he going?!

[02:10:48] ????

[02:10:53] At least get the kill!!

[02:10:55] At least get the kill!!!!

[02:10:57] ?????

[02:10:59] What did I just watch bro?

[02:11:01] What the fuck did I just watch?

[02:11:03] Let's do a B Russian just to knock everything off.

[02:11:18] Wait, aren't you playing jet? How'd you get that Mexican?

[02:11:23] Did you buy it?

[02:11:25] Yes, yes, yes.

[02:11:38] Okay, so...

[02:11:41] Come on, let's go!

[02:11:44] Standing ahead. There they are.

[02:11:48] What's-a gonna fucking corner?

[02:11:53] There's always somebody in a cock-sucking corner in this game!

[02:12:00] Does anyone swing ever?

[02:12:03] Does anyone ever swing?

[02:12:05] I thought you were gonna hide me out of boxing, and I thought you were gonna bait me.

[02:12:08] And then I thought you were gonna do an afghan bomb baiting.

[02:12:11] Like, what are these nats?

[02:12:13] What is this?

[02:12:18] I killed the AMG guy and fought with somebody in the corner. I cleared me of this guy baiting by a boss.

[02:12:24] That on the somebody baiting in the corner. Does anyone swing or did they all just hold their cocks?

[02:12:29] Flash!

[02:12:31] Last player standing.

[02:12:35] What?

[02:12:39] What did they do to him?

[02:12:40] Once more into battle. I'm not tired. Are you?

[02:12:48] Of course, I play one game of Unrated and three of my teammates don't even talk.

[02:12:53] One of them literally ignored me.

[02:12:54] Reloaded!

[02:12:55] Yo, Spikes behind you!

[02:12:56] Proceeds to go to fucking Southwest Narnia!

[02:13:05] Find that weakness!

[02:13:18] I'm gonna check every corner, and I guess just slow walk for the rest of my life?

[02:13:47] one enemy remaining, nice shot.

[02:13:54] here, maybe we should all go in.

[02:14:03] Here, maybe we should all go in.

[02:14:10] Oh, so you bought the new pack, the special deal or whatever for the week?

[02:14:27] Um, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[02:14:30] Yeah, I was thinking about getting down.

[02:14:35] It's pretty sick. It's pretty sick. I like it.

[02:14:40] It's like 90 bucks, though.

[02:14:42] I thought it was like 60, which is kind of sad.

[02:14:48] Alright, I think then. Wait, somebody pick up the spike, guys.

[02:14:53] Sweet mother of Neptune.

[02:14:56] What is this?

[02:14:58] What is this man?

[02:15:03] Oh man, you wanna stack B with me?

[02:15:05] Yeah, never.

[02:15:20] Where are the knives going?

[02:15:22] They're going right into her!

[02:15:24] I mean fuck! I'm going like that! Die, bitch!

[02:15:29] I saw this game on this game. My crosshair is on your face. Die, please!

[02:15:37] What is this crosshair?

[02:15:40] What is this?

[02:15:44] What is this?

[02:15:48] Last player standing. No one wants

[02:15:53] Come on

[02:15:56] Yeah, nobody's watching the plank. Um, I think I should make that Mike's they were basically

[02:16:06] Can he not get to he's got more than enough time I think he's talking on it now

[02:16:11] how do we get double flight? How do we get double flight? I know. What might be done?

[02:16:23] I'll be right for the rest of my career.

[02:16:41] I can't guess I'm not a high enough level

[02:16:45] I'm not a high enough level coming wait what level do you have to be?

[02:16:55] Said I couldn't when I was like two levels ago you guys sure

[02:17:06] Got a coordination

[02:17:11] It's level 15, another 10 enemies.

[02:17:14] The only thing I don't like about this class is he has no flash.

[02:17:24] There's one more guy.

[02:17:28] Okay, go ahead.

[02:17:41] want to play contact? what?

[02:17:50] he's over in that corner

[02:17:53] careful, careful

[02:17:56] welcome to my world

[02:18:01] bomo bomo bomo

[02:18:04] oh god i gotta get out of here

[02:18:07] i gotta get out of here

[02:18:10] You should fight once again.

[02:18:17] You said Shaisa earlier. That's German, isn't it?

[02:18:19] Yeah, yeah.

[02:18:28] I know a little bit, but only from watching any pixel.

[02:18:34] Yeah, that's where I learned it from.

[02:18:40] you guys want to stack?

[02:18:47] you guys want to stack?

[02:19:26] Yeah, like basically, um, yeah, I've never even seen a level 3 go

[02:19:33] A bull in that was old fashioned sometimes old ways

[02:19:41] Bruce you smurfers he actually does this cool you please yes, and yes, yes, I'm trying to get premiere unlocked in that I'm like level

[02:19:49] 12 or something

[02:19:51] I think I'm level, well I reached level 40 I got that for last year I got the badge, I think I'm level 32.

[02:19:58] That's so tough. Nice open.

[02:20:08] What's your elo?

[02:20:09] What's my elo in, in, in CS?

[02:20:12] Yeah.

[02:20:16] Server one.

[02:20:17] that's competitive premiere is the the elos prime

[02:20:22] enemy spawns a day

[02:20:27] it's worth it

[02:20:33] there's a guy in there

[02:20:37] come on let's go!

[02:20:40] cover going out

[02:20:43] Shadow's suffering and this wasn't there.

[02:20:48] If you go ahead and plant.

[02:20:56] That's my bed. There's a guy in the paved area.

[02:21:00] Sage, you can plant over here, Sage.

[02:21:05] Where's Sage going?

[02:21:07] Sage!

[02:21:09] 30 seconds left!

[02:21:11] SAGE!

[02:21:13] SAGE SPRINT!

[02:21:15] SAGE SPRINT!

[02:21:17] SAGE SPRINT!

[02:21:19] I let go of the sand.

[02:21:21] I'll stay here until I was killed.

[02:21:23] What the fuck?

[02:21:25] One enemy remaining.

[02:21:27] Last guys in there.

[02:21:29] Machine, machine, machine, machine, machine.

[02:21:31] I got the spike.

[02:21:33] Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.

[02:21:35] What the fuck?

[02:21:37] Oh

[02:21:44] Say why what's your dog?

[02:21:52] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god

[02:22:07] I

[02:22:15] Didn't you I literally did I just don't know the exact time it takes to plant my teammate had eight minutes to plant

[02:22:21] Do not hear that on me

[02:22:29] Where's this taking me there was funny

[02:22:37] No, I want to get up there, god, I hate the boost in the air.

[02:22:57] I

[02:23:00] Know it's all this

[02:23:23] One enemy remaining

[02:23:27] I don't want to die to the explosion.

[02:23:49] How does that work?

[02:23:50] Do I just die to the explosion?

[02:23:52] This is so different than the scene.

[02:23:53] Yeah, it's too naked.

[02:23:54] Reloading.

[02:23:55] how does that work reloading I don't so if I stay by the bomb and defend it I die

[02:24:04] that seems really weird so what are jets abilities like speed boosts and has

[02:24:10] smokes and then our old is like she has like knives that throws like throwing

[02:24:14] Oh, and she can hop up.

[02:24:20] Yeah, if you hold space, you hover, right?

[02:24:25] Yes.

[02:24:28] This guy's behind A on the bomb.

[02:24:34] Cover going out. Cover going out.

[02:24:39] Ow!

[02:24:40] Crab and fat?

[02:24:42] Should be dead.

[02:24:47] Oh nice double kill.

[02:24:59] Nice guy!

[02:25:05] Bro, living 16 kills is a level 3.

[02:25:08] What?

[02:25:09] Wind, show me where to go.

[02:25:14] I think I'm at 4000 elo, but that's really not that good in CS, I just like shooters.

[02:25:21] Wait, 4000 elo in what? CS?

[02:25:24] Yes, CS.

[02:25:27] How the f-

[02:25:31] VAS?

[02:25:35] I lost my ult, I don't even know, yeah, I can side-spot.

[02:25:38] that's not that much like that's that's so what is it white I think that's so

[02:25:43] white

[02:25:45] how are you so good at Valvera

[02:25:49] what do you have so many on A some people need to go B

[02:25:54] I

[02:26:09] Said I'm on coming coming coming coming

[02:26:24] One enemy remaining.

[02:26:29] Why when you get shot it slows you down?

[02:26:34] How could she shoot me through a brick wall? What is this game?

[02:26:40] I don't even see her and I'm taking her out.

[02:26:54] 30 seconds left.

[02:27:01] What would you all do without me?

[02:27:09] Dick, you were amazing.

[02:27:21] Good aim, Ankh?

[02:27:22] I'm 24 bro chill with that shit. Oh, baby. It's gonna be

[02:27:52] I'm not even thinking about that, yeah why am I feeding Vandal, why, why, why?

[02:28:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right.

[02:28:25] Spike planted.

[02:28:26] If Sage wins this...

[02:28:27] I'm just gonna grab a gun and save.

[02:28:29] Wait, Sage, maybe just save. You have a Vandal.

[02:28:31] Sage, maybe save. You have a Vandal.

[02:28:33] Sage, maybe save.

[02:28:36] Sage, maybe save.

[02:28:37] Let him see what he's doing.

[02:28:46] Yeah, shoulda saved.

[02:28:47] the enemy is close, eyes up

[02:29:07] there's custom sounds for the skins as well

[02:29:17] on me on me on me on me on me

[02:29:25] no charges left spike down A

[02:29:33] just sit on spike sit on

[02:29:35] you're somebody over the flag bro we cannot be looking at this

[02:29:40] I'll be looking at this

[02:30:01] What that wall hack thing can you do it again, so or uh, so far

[02:30:36] of

[02:30:49] death

[02:30:50] of

[02:30:52] death

[02:30:54] of

[02:30:56] death

[02:30:58] of

[02:31:01] death

[02:31:03] I've just discussed this game. I don't know what else to say.

[02:31:12] Press Y, what does that do?

[02:31:18] Okay, that's pretty sick.

[02:31:21] That's pretty sick. I don't have some sick skins, bro.

[02:31:25] I don't have some sick skins.

[02:31:27] Let's fly.

[02:32:03] I forgot if you don't hit at these shots you lose knives.

[02:32:14] Oh my god, I thought I was back.

[02:32:19] Oh, Sage is AFK.

[02:32:25] Our Sage is AFK.

[02:32:27] This is an actual grief shot.

[02:32:29] Going we're gonna be getting grief one and a remainder

[02:32:37] Welcome to my world

[02:32:39] Oh

[02:32:41] I see just connected. What is blaming teammates boggles? What do you want me to do if my teammates AFK?

[02:32:47] And then deliver them the diffuser like it was a cookie. What do I mean?

[02:32:54] Bobble shut your damn ass up

[02:32:59] Those who are discredited, this fight is all in the numbers.

[02:33:03] I- I'm off you go.

[02:33:07] Woo! We got this!

[02:33:11] They have been enjoying this game, I forbid things about it, I don't know what they were talking about.

[02:33:16] Yeah, this game's a peek, I'm not gonna lie.

[02:33:18] It's um...

[02:33:20] It's basically just uh...

[02:33:23] It's like Overwatch and CS.

[02:33:25] Yeah, it's like CS with like a bunch of abilities sometimes it is kind of annoying though

[02:33:30] I'm not gonna lie like sometimes you don't even know what you're dying to but I think

[02:33:33] if you learn it all it'd be more fun but I just gotta learn it all.

[02:33:37] I just want skins, no I'm gonna do it.

[02:34:04] I got your backs just so we're just gonna go from the

[02:34:34] 3v5? I mean Jesus Christ!

[02:34:39] One person dead, another one's 5 and 14.

[02:34:50] This is literally a 3v5.

[02:34:53] Oh, I'll have to lose the 1v5.

[02:34:54] Oh, no, one of them left, one of them left.

[02:34:56] We're good, we're good.

[02:35:04] It's locked inside me!

[02:35:24] It's a beat plate.

[02:35:34] I guarantee this guy's close right because I heard the sand.

[02:35:41] Spike planted.

[02:35:50] I got to get out of here so well he just

[02:36:13] Can you stick it?

[02:36:15] Stick it!

[02:36:17] You gotta stick it, you.

[02:36:19] Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.

[02:36:21] You're good. You're good.

[02:36:23] I just got shot in the head and my teammate just fused right in front of where I just got shot bad from.

[02:36:27] My clue that he's never a fool.

[02:36:29] What the fuck is happening in this lobby?

[02:36:37] My ultimate ready!

[02:36:39] Chad, I'm assuming I get way more Elothron rated, right? Or way more XP.

[02:36:55] I got it unlocked, right? Gotta make this game way more fun. Same as CS.

[02:37:02] Nobody ever goes mad. Ever. They never go mad.

[02:37:09] Later.

[02:37:12] Yes!

[02:37:17] One enemy remaining.

[02:37:22] Press Y on your knife.

[02:37:27] I'm fucking dead.

[02:37:41] Fight planted!

[02:37:43] I'm dead.

[02:37:45] Alright, let's just stack up and play trance.

[02:37:48] All of us just go to A.

[02:37:57] Nice work, Omen.

[02:38:10] You're the go, Gravita, let's go, thank you.

[02:38:15] Yeah.

[02:38:16] Let's go, baby!

[02:38:21] This guy's actually the only reason we're winning.

[02:38:26] Sorry only brought enough for me that who was talking with the mouthful

[02:38:39] Gift him

[02:38:43] You got below 15 I'm level 11 or 10 or something I

[02:38:48] Can't get

[02:38:51] Grown man playing battle run. Are you serious bro? How's that a roast?

[02:38:56] of

[02:39:03] the

[02:39:06] death

[02:39:11] of

[02:39:13] death

[02:39:15] of

[02:39:17] death

[02:39:19] of

[02:39:21] Hmm

[02:39:30] To go be to go ahead I'm on it

[02:39:40] I'm on be you stand

[02:39:42] How much did you pay for this bot lobby match point bro? It's not a fucking bot lobby

[02:39:59] Yeah, about a drop of 20 bomb I'm let me tell you literally about a drop of 20 bomb guys. Is that not like is that not impressive

[02:40:06] for my favorite thing to do on CS and Valos is go mid and cut one whatever way they go

[02:40:13] whatever way they go

[02:40:15] whatever way they go

[02:40:18] okay

[02:40:27] Okay.

[02:40:30] There's another one.

[02:40:37] Fuck, it's Phoenix.

[02:40:47] Reloaded.

[02:41:22] I'm not sure if you can see this.

[02:41:29] Yeah, just save.

[02:41:39] If you can.

[02:41:42] Is that a bait shot?

[02:41:46] It's cold saving!

[02:41:47] I have no fucking time!

[02:41:49] Shut up!

[02:41:51] It's not a beat! I don't have time, guys!

[02:41:55] I have no fucking time!

[02:42:00] It's not a beat! I have no time!

[02:42:13] Let's go!

[02:42:15] Careful!

[02:42:16] Careful!

[02:42:21] Oh, I need backup, backup, backup.

[02:42:28] Oops, my ult's ready.

[02:42:32] Blast it!

[02:42:35] Gimme those back.

[02:42:37] Oh my god, I choked, I choked, I choked the quad.

[02:42:43] That would've been gross.

[02:42:45] 21 and 11!

[02:42:47] my god that have been gross bro

[02:42:55] about good on CS chat I swear I've been playing amazing in CS like a fucking

[02:43:06] I'm anything

[02:43:08] Bro 21 11 I go it

[02:43:16] 21 11

[02:43:22] Marlin beats beating FIFA say you swear to God bro Marlin was asked he was good

[02:43:29] Let's prove that I was lagging chat that's just more proof. I was like that's more proof that I was just lagging chat

[02:43:35] literally. CS time baby! We get unbanned from cases at 830 y'all. Unbanned from case at 830.

[02:43:47] Jack look I was playing off stream guys off fucking stream today 128 p.m. 9 kills 13 deaths

[02:43:55] you know not a not not a good KD but look at the score to the game it was 13 to 3 how do you

[02:44:01] expect me to go positive my whole team is going fucking negative earlier game

[02:44:05] from tonight 12 57 again all stream 18 kills 13 deaths oh

[02:44:10] hubble again all stream 18 kills five deaths I'm him I'm him bro I'm him at the

[02:44:18] edge

[02:44:22] I'm gonna close now I'm gonna go take home and then shit on everybody I'm gonna

[02:44:27] have our greatest case to open a good ball time tonight let me go take a

[02:44:30] I'm going to make a tankle.

[02:45:00] you

[02:46:00] Yeah, what are y'all typing?

[02:46:07] What the fuck?

[02:46:12] What the fuck?

[02:46:18] What the fuck?

[02:46:24] What are you all typing?

[02:46:26] What the fuck?

[02:46:28] What is this bro?

[02:46:34] Let me put it in the chat on the phone.

[02:46:38] Let me put it in the chat on the phone.

[02:46:46] I am fucking gross at CS.

[02:46:48] I'm not even kidding when I say this.

[02:46:50] Like this morning,

[02:46:52] Like this morning, something unlocked, something clicked.

[02:46:57] I don't know what it is, but I'm playing.

[02:46:59] It's not cap, shut that shit up.

[02:47:02] I don't know what it is, bro,

[02:47:03] but I'm just playing at a high-ass level.

[02:47:07] I'm playing at a high fucking level, yo.

[02:47:12] Now chat, this might be crazy, but boys,

[02:47:16] first APEC Legends stream.

[02:47:20] Why don't we do Saturday, bro?

[02:47:22] Why don't we do our first Apex Legends stream Saturday and we play it for like fucking three hours?

[02:47:30] Not a bad shout. Not a bad shout, bro. Not a bad fucking shout, bro. It's a controller shooter right at my alley

[02:47:37] There's no building. It's a controller battle way out. How hard could Apex actually be?

[02:47:44] Honestly, how hard could Apex actually be?

[02:47:46] Jack, who is like

[02:47:48] the best Apex player of all time?

[02:47:52] Who is like the best Apex player of all time?

[02:47:59] Fade.

[02:48:01] Fade.

[02:48:03] Huh!

[02:48:05] Spelled with an eye?

[02:48:07] Spelled with an eye?

[02:48:13] This guy right here?

[02:48:18] Fade Apex highlights. Let's see, bro.

[02:48:21] Best faith clips of all time. Let's see, bro.

[02:48:27] Oh, it's climbing.

[02:48:30] Oh, it's climbing.

[02:48:36] Is that a seum? Keyboard? A seum keyboard?

[02:48:42] Bro.

[02:48:51] The next ring is not close.

[02:48:58] What is his sensitivity like 18,000?

[02:49:11] Ew.

[02:49:46] Yeah, it's fuck!

[02:49:57] What the?

[02:49:59] Chad, this game doesn't have Pro League, right? Or does it? Does this game have Pro League?

[02:50:07] Bro, this guy's movement is insane.

[02:50:10] It does?

[02:50:11] What the fuck was that no what the fuck was that did he just use the door as like a pixel

[02:50:28] All right, this guy's dialed.

[02:50:33] Oh my god!

[02:50:38] Holy shit!

[02:50:41] Brother, it's like the map knowledge and the movement and the sensitivity and the awareness is insane.

[02:50:48] This guy's fucking disgusting, bro.

[02:50:58] What the?

[02:51:04] What the?

[02:51:14] Oh my god.

[02:51:19] What the?

[02:51:21] Is there aim assist in this game?

[02:51:29] Please somebody tell me.

[02:51:32] Is there aim assist on mouse and keyboard in this game?

[02:51:36] Yes.

[02:51:37] Okay.

[02:51:38] I was about to say bro.

[02:51:41] On mouse there isn't.

[02:51:44] Not on mouse.

[02:51:46] VAS!

[02:51:47] This guy has no scope in here with a sniper.

[02:51:54] What the fuck is that?

[02:52:00] What the fuck is that?

[02:52:01] What the fuck is that?

[02:52:02] What the fuck is that?

[02:52:03] Alright, this guy's movement is absolutely disturbing.

[02:52:08] This guy's movement is absolutely disturbing.

[02:52:10] I'm not even trolling.

[02:52:22] Alright, what the fuck is that?

[02:52:25] But yet, how does he just clip onto the wall like that?

[02:52:29] How does he do that?

[02:52:31] Yeah, how does he do that?

[02:52:33] Like what is that?

[02:52:45] What is that?

[02:52:46] What the fuck is that?

[02:52:47] How does he just jump on the wall?

[02:52:50] What is that?

[02:52:51] A wall jump?

[02:52:53] What?

[02:52:54] Bro, what is that?

[02:52:59] bro what is that where you are the new kill leader that speak what dog

[02:53:18] dude I already know a big problem with this game though bro if I play this game

[02:53:24] This is literally just gonna be like Fortnite, bro. I'm going to get stream

[02:53:30] sniped into fucking oblivion. Literally. I just now I just now remembered why I

[02:53:37] never even tried Apex. Bro, I would get stream sniped into oblivion. Wait, so what

[02:53:47] do you even do about stream sniping? You just have to have like a huge delay.

[02:53:54] Like, what do you do, bro?

[02:53:57] Do you have to just have a huge fucking delay?

[02:54:01] Like 15 minutes to like...

[02:54:03] What do you do, bro?

[02:54:16] I mean, bro...

[02:54:19] I actually just now realized, bro,

[02:54:20] if I get on this game on Saturday too...

[02:54:23] bro I don't even know what do you do just have a fucking two minute delay I

[02:54:30] mean what the fuck do you actually do get ass I'm not trying it now bro I'll get

[02:54:42] on apex or like Saturday can we back and play with somebody that's good that way

[02:54:49] if we get sniped, like, he'll just be able to kill them.

[02:54:54] Is that not even, that's not a bad shot.

[02:54:56] I'm not trying Apex now, but Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.

[02:55:03] Chat, think about it like that though, right?

[02:55:06] Who could we play with on Apex where like,

[02:55:09] even if somebody stream sniped,

[02:55:10] they would just shit on them.

[02:55:12] But then again, skill-based matchmaking.

[02:55:15] Then again, skill-based matchmaking.

[02:55:17] Oh my god, all right, this guy's gross bro. He just hatched out at somebody in the middle

[02:55:26] I got damaged in my little bit.

[02:55:46] Yeah, I remembered why I never tried Apex, bruh, cuz of the fucking sniping.

[02:55:53] Oh!

[02:55:57] Wait, I need to rewind that. I need to rewind that.

[02:56:00] I need to rewind that.

[02:56:02] Did I just see what I think I just saw?

[02:56:05] Pistol?

[02:56:09] Alright.

[02:56:10] What the FUCK?!

[02:56:14] Literally, what is this?

[02:56:25] Round two, let's go!

[02:56:27] Make a way for us to meet.

[02:56:30] Is there proximity chat in this game? Bro, that would be so peak if they had proximity chat. If they don't, they should.

[02:56:36] Is there proximity chat?

[02:56:38] No. What a generational fumble.

[02:56:44] of

[02:56:51] of

[02:56:53] of

[02:56:55] of

[02:56:58] of

[02:57:00] of

[02:57:02] of

[02:57:04] of

[02:57:06] of

[02:57:08] of

[02:57:10] Oh fuck.

[02:57:11] Alright, this guy's disgusting, bro.

[02:57:14] It worked.

[02:57:16] It's so fast-paced, though, like, there's so much shit happening every second.

[02:57:26] Then I hit him.

[02:57:36] I remember when I played this game in beta, the shields were so annoying.

[02:57:40] I remember that.

[02:57:47] Like, even look at how fast he's looting, bro.

[02:57:52] He just type in chat?

[02:57:57] No, he didn't.

[02:57:58] Somebody else.

[02:58:36] This guy is disgusting, bro.

[02:58:48] What the fuck was that?

[02:58:55] How did he do that?

[02:58:56] He just pulled that guy.

[02:58:59] How did he do that?

[02:59:03] I

[02:59:14] Got

[02:59:20] What the

[02:59:23] This guy is disgusting

[02:59:33] Alright, I'm gonna be honest, the grappling in this game looks amazing, bro.

[02:59:43] Like the movement action of this game.

[02:59:47] Who's he reacting to?

[02:59:48] I just joined Fade.

[02:59:49] Yeah, anybody else?

[02:59:50] Anybody else we should watch?

[02:59:54] Bro, this guy's gross, bro.

[02:59:56] This guy's fucking gross.

[02:59:58] This guy's gross.

[02:59:59] Imperial Hall and Timmy.

[03:00:02] I'm seeing a lot of people saying Timmy, bro.

[03:00:05] A lot of people saying Timmy.

[03:00:11] Okay, who should we watch next?

[03:00:12] Timmy, ASU, Imperial Hall.

[03:00:21] ASU, Timmy.

[03:00:25] ASU.

[03:00:27] This guy right here, ASU.

[03:00:30] 15 minutes of cooking Apex lobbies. Best of A.C.U. The God of Apex.

[03:00:43] Oh, this is like older. This is three years ago.

[03:00:51] Got them.

[03:00:52] Maybe this one? This one right here, shot?

[03:01:01] ASU.

[03:01:02] You know, this Google Chrome shit is like, I swear to God, this shit's gonna make me

[03:01:07] break something. This Chrome shit is like, so I don't need to fix this shit, bro.

[03:01:12] Alright, my screen just came on itself again.

[03:01:34] Imagine you play an entire game of Apex, you get to top 2, your heart's beating

[03:01:42] And you get trick shot like I would literally just turn off my console

[03:02:42] What is this pistol that all of them use?

[03:02:49] The peacekeeper?

[03:02:52] Or wingman?

[03:02:53] That was not the name.

[03:02:54] Wingman?

[03:02:55] He's got a peacekeeper, he's got the keeper.

[03:03:01] That pistol status sign goes out, out.

[03:03:05] Yeah, they're real.

[03:03:07] What is the murder?

[03:03:11] I'm the Boundary.

[03:03:13] Say, can you?

[03:03:19] Now, is this game controller dominated

[03:03:21] because of aim assist or PC dominated?

[03:03:23] Or like mouse dominated?

[03:03:29] It is? Bro, both the guys you guys have sent me are PC though.

[03:03:31] I

[03:03:55] Play this game like I think literally like one time in beta

[03:04:01] I played a couple of times like literally years ago

[03:04:31] what the fuck was that spider-man shit oh this is the character that

[03:04:50] quick to chat when it goes all gray like that is he invisible like what is

[03:04:56] that what is happening when that happens is the invisible when that happens what

[03:05:05] is that yes this game does look sick bro this game looks sick but yeah I'm gonna

[03:05:19] get on on Saturday I don't know what I'm gonna do about sniping though I have

[03:05:22] to think about that I might just have to stream on Saturday with like a long

[03:05:26] I'm gonna get on that game outside of it, and I'll try to think of somebody I could play with.

[03:05:33] But yeah, bro, that game looks fucking fire. That game looks sick. It's cool because they have abilities,

[03:05:44] but it also doesn't look like the abilities overtake the gameplay. Most of the kills I saw,

[03:05:49] they were just gunfights and they were just nasty. It just turns into ability brain rot,

[03:05:54] That's pretty annoying but like majority of it was just fighting

[03:05:59] Type shit

[03:06:00] Mara's Prey G wait have eyes have I never gotten a win on Mara's?

[03:06:08] Bro what level am I what fucking level am I?

[03:06:15] What level am I?

[03:06:17] What level am I, what level am I?

[03:06:24] Gunplay feels so good and so does the movement.

[03:06:26] Oh, what's up Sakura, what's up?

[03:06:31] Connecting to Counter-Strike server.

[03:06:33] VASC!

[03:06:34] What's up Sakura?

[03:06:37] Sakura, did you enjoy our date last night?

[03:06:42] Shysa.

[03:06:49] Alright chat, we need to play good in CS.

[03:06:54] This way Gaben can bless our cases.

[03:06:57] We need to play good.

[03:06:59] It's not even a question.

[03:07:02] We gotta play good, bro.

[03:07:10] This way, Gaben will bless our cases.

[03:07:13] I'm watching you, mommy buff, Buzzara, I'm talking about you.

[03:07:21] Listen, CS go, here's the thing, CS, I don't really know if you play better with a boner.

[03:07:33] Valorant for sure, like Valorant, you definitely play better with a boner, fade it with the

[03:07:37] Let's get a W fade in the chat.

[03:07:39] Let's get a W fade in the chat.

[03:07:43] Another day alive, another day in a hate jinxing.

[03:07:46] There's no way you just type that, alright?

[03:07:48] So I'm telling you guys, I have gotten disturbingly good at CS.

[03:07:52] Maragh! Finally!

[03:07:55] Wait, 10, 10, 10, 10.

[03:07:59] One more.

[03:08:02] Guys?

[03:08:03] Yes!

[03:08:04] Let's roll.

[03:08:05] We gotta get two wins on Maros

[03:08:11] I've got him so fucking good at CS. I'm not even kidding, bro

[03:08:26] No, I'm gonna be milky in the chat

[03:08:28] Look at him, I'm giving it to him.

[03:08:30] He's got his stuff.

[03:08:34] You were so dead.

[03:08:36] We must win.

[03:08:43] No chat, I got good at CS.

[03:08:45] Like today.

[03:08:47] Today I got good. Trust!

[03:08:50] You can gamble on Apex?

[03:08:52] What do you mean? What are you talking about?

[03:08:54] I'm not kidding about it.

[03:08:56] This is what we have been working on.

[03:08:58] Apex has cases?

[03:09:00] What?

[03:09:12] He's moving, but he shoots me.

[03:09:14] I'm not even kidding, I think that guy's cheating.

[03:09:16] He's moving, but I died.

[03:09:18] That does not make any sense.

[03:09:20] Is he cheating?

[03:09:24] Swear to God he's gotta be cheating. I'm not even kidding

[03:09:32] I never mind sloth is to go

[03:09:41] What is that song

[03:09:54] Flashbang song? Jesus Christ, Ralph. This game has so much lore, dude. Bad thing you're

[03:10:03] I'm gonna get it

[03:10:28] Are you all thinking what I'm thinking?

[03:10:33] the

[03:10:40] yes at the job I

[03:10:42] one two three I agree

[03:10:46] the

[03:10:49] ace

[03:11:03] I

[03:11:27] Jumpers ought to be patient why did I jump the governor won't be fine

[03:11:31] Why did I jump I just had to be patient oh my god

[03:11:41] Oh that could have been a 1v5 dude, oh my god

[03:12:01] Die!

[03:12:02] What?

[03:12:03] I'm repetitively tapping him in the face.

[03:12:10] Why is he not dying?

[03:12:12] What the fuck?

[03:12:15] The fuck is that shit?

[03:12:26] It's because you're not hitting him.

[03:12:28] Yeah, no shit Sherlock. I know I'm not hitting him. How am I not hitting him? I'm waiting, waiting, waiting

[03:12:37] His head's not moving. That doesn't make any fucking sense

[03:12:46] Should I just save this AK there or am I tweaking?

[03:12:50] Should we just save this AK? Where am I tweaking?

[03:12:58] the

[03:13:06] no

[03:13:10] let's go my brothers

[03:13:14] it's happening

[03:13:28] plant a bomba

[03:13:58] All right.

[03:14:14] Hold on, stop here, transplant spot.

[03:14:28] Why didn't we push into market instead of just planting?

[03:14:31] What was the point of that?

[03:14:34] Am I crazy? But like, why didn't we just plant?

[03:14:39] All the land confused.

[03:14:42] Counter terrorists win.

[03:14:48] That's on me?

[03:14:50] But didn't we just overcommit? We already had time to control. Why did we just run into market and die?

[03:14:55] They have to come down. They can't like kill us for market. There's like 20 boxes to hide behind.

[03:15:01] Guys, I tell you, we kill them all!

[03:15:34] Why?

[03:15:39] This shit is hate. This shit is hate.

[03:15:41] This shit is hate!

[03:15:54] What is that beta emo?

[03:15:56] What is that beta emo?

[03:15:57] What is that beta emo?

[03:15:58] What is that?

[03:15:59] I don't know what that is.

[03:16:01] You said you were good. I mean guys we're getting bent over and fucked in the ass obviously it's not gonna look like I'm good

[03:16:11] I'm good for my level, but we're gonna be getting cream pie 5-0 like none of us are gonna look good

[03:16:31] I'm the only one over here, which isn't always a bad thing.

[03:16:43] I'm out of this two people slow walking underneath me.

[03:16:50] Two human beings in a 42 creeped around underneath me and they're like, what the fuck is this?

[03:16:57] I mean, can we even like, come close to winning a round?

[03:17:01] Jeb, what is beta?

[03:17:03] I don't know what the fuck that is!

[03:17:10] It's not cortisol.

[03:17:11] It's- it- it's not cortisol.

[03:17:14] What is that?

[03:17:15] What is that?

[03:17:16] It fires on my brother.

[03:17:18] Alright.

[03:17:19] But he makes like, uh, schizophrenic or something.

[03:17:24] What is that?

[03:17:26] B

[03:17:28] Got him

[03:17:31] Broke three insects with that sass

[03:17:42] One lower B

[03:17:44] We have time

[03:18:25] I think we I think we hit a now I'm gonna go with that

[03:19:09] oh you want to do it again

[03:19:37] I'll hold the window with an awp. I'll hold the window with an awp.

[03:19:47] I'll hold the window.

[03:19:49] Smoke connected.

[03:19:51] Alright, someone else did that.

[03:19:57] Alright, I have the window with an awp.

[03:20:05] If I can ever look at the window.

[03:20:09] Terrorists.

[03:20:11] Guys, uh, I just got 3v1 Batman.

[03:20:15] Where the-

[03:20:16] What is this team?

[03:20:18] I thought we were gonna do it again!

[03:20:20] Where did they go?!

[03:20:35] Maybe you plan here.

[03:20:42] Nice.

[03:20:45] Yeah, this guy's like high.

[03:20:51] This guy's like high.

[03:20:57] Yo bro, are you f***ing high?

[03:21:02] good round you I don't really like mid guy I got I got like Riley read it in

[03:21:11] mid

[03:21:17] where you guys want to go that's I hit a or something

[03:21:23] I don't know what you're up to man, I'm low level.

[03:21:41] Who threw that nade? Who fucking threw that fucking nade? Who threw that?

[03:21:46] Corbin, did you just throw that nade?

[03:21:49] Nope, it was me.

[03:21:50] Someone on our team just threw a mate at me.

[03:21:57] Oh, it was the enemy. Sorry.

[03:22:00] I just do it, man. I didn't do it.

[03:22:04] It was the enemy?

[03:22:11] I'm by my dick.

[03:22:13] Turn the game down like 5%?

[03:22:15] Fuck.

[03:22:20] I just want to play DOS, man.

[03:22:27] I just want to play DOS, bro.

[03:22:42] Guys, what do you think the odds are of us coming back and letting this...

[03:22:49] One billion

[03:22:51] Point three

[03:22:53] Because I'm pretty sure call me crack is hacking. I

[03:22:57] Think he probably is I think you just turned it off once we're called. Yes. He did. Yes exactly

[03:23:03] But guys he was hacking. I don't think you like I don't even think you would have a death yet

[03:23:10] Yes, you turn it off to avoid getting caught

[03:23:19] Raaah.

[03:23:22] His back is pretty much turned off right now as far as I know, so...

[03:23:26] Who cares?

[03:23:34] Yo, let's hit me, let's hit me up.

[03:23:39] B.

[03:23:41] Seems empty.

[03:23:43] It seems empty and then I just get pumped in the face five times.

[03:24:08] Nothing's ever empty, there's always fucking rats in fucking corners.

[03:24:21] It's like cockroach fucking in every fucking corner.

[03:24:35] I think B's the player guys, they gave it to us every time.

[03:24:38] It's a dollar five.

[03:24:39] You know what? I'm retarded because this entire time I forgot I was playing competitive and I've never bought armor.

[03:24:49] No wonder I'm dying.

[03:24:56] Oh, let's face it, that's-

[03:24:57] B's free, B's free, B's free, abs, I can do one guy.

[03:25:05] Oh

[03:25:35] I thought spraying with the AK was good.

[03:25:42] He's diffusing, he's diffusing, he's diffusing, he's diffusing.

[03:25:47] Find your way!

[03:25:51] Oh my god.

[03:25:53] I thought spraying with the AK was good.

[03:25:56] Yeah, pull down!

[03:25:57] Oh!

[03:25:58] You know what?

[03:25:59] I didn't even think about that.

[03:26:00] Let me pull down!

[03:26:01] Bro, I thought I was supposed to pull up!

[03:26:04] Yo guys, the AK-47 and CS has more recoil than crime!

[03:26:11] Tim Kardashian!

[03:26:14] It's a lot more difficult than pull down!

[03:26:18] Go, go, go!

[03:26:25] It's injury.

[03:26:34] of

[03:26:41] of

[03:26:44] of

[03:26:49] of

[03:26:54] of

[03:27:02] I

[03:27:17] Come back and let's win

[03:27:23] Are you good?

[03:27:25] Yeah, yeah, you're the real Jinxie cuz you sound like I just wanna win. I just wanna win. Yeah, yeah, yeah

[03:27:32] guys I'm sorry I have a lot of two-pass I just really want to win

[03:28:02] I'm looking over on B because it's quiet over in A.

[03:28:09] On A, on A, on me up, swing him, Corbin.

[03:28:14] Man, nice and quiet.

[03:28:17] It's always the worst possible call-out every time.

[03:28:24] It's always the worst possible call-out.

[03:28:27] It's quiet.

[03:28:28] There's two people on me staying here.

[03:28:31] Fucking God! It's always like the most detrimental call-out every time!

[03:28:41] I'm gonna solo-hold B until they push the push-out. They might push it now, but they might push it now.

[03:28:46] I'm gonna creep mid.

[03:28:58] They're all in Palace.

[03:29:01] They haven't pushed V1's heads.

[03:29:33] I'll say Dave you guys both could be

[03:29:40] Let me know let me know if he's be let me know

[03:30:00] Good work guys good work

[03:30:03] Let's go boys!

[03:30:05] Shabby boys, not too shabby!

[03:30:11] Y'all are locked bro, y'all are a good team man, I'm playing my crap.

[03:30:19] I'll go beat early again, but I haven't missed a once.

[03:30:33] What is that?

[03:30:35] What are these modes?

[03:30:37] I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be.

[03:30:51] Great work guys, another one.

[03:31:03] I don't know what that means.

[03:31:28] What is this?

[03:31:30] dude I love the adversity it was 8 to 2 and we're back in this game

[03:31:35] I went from 3 and 8 to 17 and 10 somehow

[03:31:42] my goat

[03:31:44] nice

[03:31:54] one v one v I'm on a bit

[03:32:30] first three rounds or he's intentionally throwing the game down

[03:32:36] he turned off his axe

[03:32:40] go be go be i beg of it

[03:32:45] i have a habit nice

[03:32:48] dude i don't know

[03:32:50] are you guys talk about the guy that went mid the first round of the game and

[03:32:52] killed three people

[03:32:54] i literally accused my guy of hacking i literally said he was hacking

[03:32:57] We all did we all did we all

[03:32:59] No, but I wasn't even talking in game chat

[03:33:01] I was just like all right that guy's got to be hacking 100% because he was moving and headshotting every block. Yeah, fuck

[03:33:27] three kill and silver equals hacks no it's not hacks it's it's not 3k it's the

[03:33:33] fact that he moved in headshot everyone else in there

[03:33:36] are you like slow?

[03:33:48] how are they? pretty sure they're on IVV

[03:33:54] I'm in B. Nothing going on.

[03:33:59] Yeah, one A.

[03:34:14] Last one's A. Double up.

[03:34:24] trust me he's a I just saw him underneath the pillar out of the steps

[03:34:34] still still still still still still

[03:34:37] do you want a double swing do you want a double swing

[03:34:44] good work man good work

[03:34:47] let's go

[03:34:49] yo Corvid I played with you last night

[03:34:52] Really? Did I suck as bad as that?

[03:34:56] Uh, do you want to...

[03:34:59] Yeah, I'd say the fifth.

[03:35:02] I'm terrible. That's okay.

[03:35:05] Move it!

[03:35:10] Sanctuary!

[03:35:15] Most people don't talk, so...

[03:35:18] I'll be I'll be I'll be I'll be I'll be

[03:35:22] There's something

[03:35:48] He's running down!

[03:35:51] That was like a horror movie!

[03:35:54] That was like a fucking horror movie!

[03:35:59] Holy shit!

[03:36:01] Performative reload!

[03:36:05] Yo, Bobbles!

[03:36:06] Legitimately?

[03:36:07] What the fuck are you typing?

[03:36:09] Performative reload!

[03:36:11] What does that even mean?

[03:36:13] I remember this time.

[03:36:21] I'm gonna bring a nade and a molly and just hope he-

[03:36:23] Come on, come on, jump, jump!

[03:36:24] I don't know.

[03:36:25] What we think is the mean minute?

[03:36:26] I got b.

[03:36:27] I can just solo a whole b in worst-case scenario if I get anyone to try it.

[03:36:31] Alright.

[03:36:32] Alright.

[03:36:33] I got- I got the-

[03:36:34] I got b.

[03:36:35] I got b.

[03:36:36] Alright.

[03:36:37] Alright.

[03:36:38] Alright.

[03:36:39] Alright.

[03:36:40] Alright.

[03:36:41] From all these are actually all right all right all right

[03:36:46] I want to rotate now

[03:37:11] Good fucking work guys, let's go nice

[03:37:26] Bro, but this game was eight to do we want 10 consecutive rounds. That's actually insane

[03:37:35] That's actually insane

[03:37:41] It's because of Jaxx.

[03:37:48] Shiesa.

[03:37:50] It's because I joined.

[03:37:54] Dude, I'm telling you this is gonna be good case lock.

[03:37:58] I'm telling you.

[03:37:59] You play the game and you win the game.

[03:38:01] You give good cases though.

[03:38:03] Oh, they just walked right through the maze because he literally has a rock in his head.

[03:38:17] You're just playing for that.

[03:38:18] No, I'm not playing for that.

[03:38:24] I'm not playing for good cases.

[03:38:26] I'm playing because I lost the game.

[03:38:29] David, please help brah I'm gonna get a disgusting

[03:38:59] Bro, these guys just rammed, they just ate the nade and just ran at us.

[03:39:07] I'm so mad.

[03:39:11] If they go B again, I'm gonna rip their head off.

[03:39:19] Jow off this.

[03:39:23] What, you guys don't know what I'm with you?

[03:39:25] Chris, they're about to get through Chris.

[03:39:26] I'm gonna rip his fucking head off.

[03:39:29] I

[03:39:34] Literally all be I'm not exaggerating I killed him

[03:39:44] Nice guys, let's go

[03:39:51] It's not you're actually nasty, bro. I'm not gonna lie. You're nasty. Thank you, bro 28 kills. Oh my god

[03:39:57] almost 3k damage bro chat I'm telling you if I cheap what's it all if I keep

[03:40:09] winning games bro and playing good and I yelling I want to play dust I love

[03:40:14] dust bro if I keep playing good I get it I'm going to have the best case

[03:40:19] opening of my life! That's facts bro.

[03:40:36] What is that? What are these emotes? What is this? What is this emote? What the

[03:40:42] What the fuck is this?

[03:40:45] It's like a bouncing cat.

[03:40:47] What is that?

[03:40:48] What is that?

[03:40:50] Gimme dust, gimme dust.

[03:40:52] No, I can't see, I can't see.

[03:40:53] I can't see.

[03:40:56] Bro, did I want Mirage?

[03:41:00] I don't mind Mirage.

[03:41:02] Bro, I kind of run shit on that hop-up.

[03:41:04] That hop-up is broken.

[03:41:06] Let's roll.

[03:41:08] That hop-up is busted.

[03:41:10] Oh, I'll get my rank on Mirage after this too.

[03:41:15] Yo, chat, you know how, um, incompetitive you have ranks for each map?

[03:41:20] In Premiere, you just have one overall rank?

[03:41:26] I like that way better.

[03:41:33] I like that way better.

[03:41:34] I'm not going to lie.

[03:41:35] I don't like having map ranks.

[03:41:37] I think that's stupid.

[03:41:38] Let's show them who we are.

[03:41:42] Charlie, Perk, Kush, Sensei.

[03:41:46] What are these names?

[03:41:47] Alright team, who's ready to win?

[03:41:52] Alright.

[03:41:53] They should have pretty good voice box, I don't know if they want it.

[03:42:01] Come on, come on, jump, jump.

[03:42:07] How does this happen every night?

[03:42:09] I have an understanding.

[03:42:11] I got to turn your sheet down, dude.

[03:42:13] Okay.

[03:42:19] Nobody leave, go away, go away.

[03:42:23] I have a deal, I have a...

[03:42:25] Or I have a VIP, go away, go away, go away, go away.

[03:42:27] Hey, hey, hey.

[03:42:29] Stevie, you can go away, Stevie.

[03:42:31] Sorry, bro, I'm just...

[03:42:33] I had to take a picture.

[03:42:35] I

[03:42:44] Somebody in the chat just said

[03:42:48] Why are you there?

[03:42:53] Somebody the chat just said grown man streaming lol

[03:42:58] All right guys, you can't just attack grown man in front of any sentence and then think it's a roast

[03:43:05] I

[03:43:14] Brat's got turned on I just got turned on by Charlie Perth

[03:43:21] Dude if we go undefeated I'm telling you our cases are gonna be disgusting

[03:43:35] I

[03:43:40] Go away go away

[03:44:05] I

[03:44:11] They're gonna go a you think

[03:44:14] They might I don't know what a B now hold it. I got you got you

[03:44:20] They think they may be going under

[03:44:23] Yeah, I think they're rotating B. Where does under pop out? I can't be there

[03:44:33] I'm gonna rotate be over

[03:44:35] wait

[03:44:42] are they going to hang?

[03:44:46] yeah they were busy

[03:44:48] of

[03:45:02] the

[03:45:10] best

[03:45:16] Is that time enough?

[03:45:20] I'm just gonna save.

[03:45:32] Alright. Yo, those things really blow up, huh? Wow. They really got some distance on them.

[03:45:40] Nice save. Thanks, bro.

[03:45:46] move it, move it

[03:45:52] why is this guy shooting me bro

[03:46:03] orange, why are you shooting me man

[03:46:11] sorry, sorry, sorry

[03:46:16] I just spent a mass night.

[03:46:23] BAD RAME, BAD RAME.

[03:46:27] Yo, Orange, why did you shoot at me, bro?

[03:46:33] What are you doing?

[03:46:34] My fault, bro.

[03:46:35] My fault, bro.

[03:46:36] Like, what the fuck?

[03:46:37] You're good, bro.

[03:46:38] You're good.

[03:46:39] You're good, bro. You're good.

[03:46:42] What's this guy's deal, bro?

[03:46:46] He's O3!

[03:46:53] If we, uh, what's it called? Yes, uh, yes, yes, I'm getting on banned at an hour.

[03:47:02] Would you give me a $1.99?

[03:47:04] I got suspended from spending money because I went over the limit.

[03:47:09] Of course you did.

[03:47:13] Any golds or what?

[03:47:15] Ah, two, both of them crap.

[03:47:21] Jesus, I keep fucking shaking that I'm on a game machine bro, I can't fucking play.

[03:47:24] That's dude, I'm the same way right now, holy shit.

[03:47:27] I have a boner.

[03:47:34] It's probably me.

[03:47:36] I think he's B.

[03:47:47] I'm B, nobody's here, nobody's here.

[03:47:53] Say.

[03:47:54] I think he stopped giving the boner.

[03:48:02] Yeah, Boggles.

[03:48:03] How do you want me to go about that?

[03:48:05] What are you doing?

[03:48:10] Nice guys!

[03:48:11] There we go!

[03:48:12] This is Sergency.

[03:48:13] Relieve them.

[03:48:14] Yo, Boggles, you need God.

[03:48:15] Nice guys! There we go!

[03:48:19] The Surging Sea. Relieve them.

[03:48:22] Yo Boggles, you need God. Boggles, you actually... Yo Boggles, relieve them of their boner?

[03:48:29] What are you saying, Boggles? What are you saying?

[03:48:35] Bro, I'm just... I know I'm gonna die now, but they have not pushed me once, but now they will.

[03:48:40] Oh, whoa, whoa.

[03:48:45] What the fuck?

[03:48:47] Chill, bro, chill, bro, please, bro.

[03:48:51] What the fuck are you chasing?

[03:48:54] What is the point, bro?

[03:49:04] He's got one.

[03:49:06] Is there a way to, like, report him?

[03:49:13] What is- I didn't understand the point of this.

[03:49:15] Like, you can vote kick?

[03:49:22] How do you do that?

[03:49:23] How do you vote kick?

[03:49:24] kick

[03:49:40] Jinxie, I'm sorry bro. My friend said I would get a case if I killed you. I'm so sorry. You're good

[03:49:51] That's kind of valid I guess

[03:49:54] I'm not bad for a case.

[03:49:56] Yeah, my fuck bro.

[03:49:57] A case? Bro, it's just gonna be like a, um...

[03:50:04] They gotta be going in. They're going like, yeah.

[03:50:09] Nobody pushes B. I guess it's because B's chopped, huh?

[03:50:19] Hello?

[03:50:20] Bombs are.

[03:50:21] Hello? Am I not crouching?

[03:50:23] All right.

[03:50:27] Truly flashback.

[03:50:46] Jinxie, quick night flex.

[03:50:49] There you go.

[03:50:51] A he okay it's only up from here to I like maybe tonight we'll have a even

[03:51:01] better knife maybe today I'm as good as JC the CS can you say can you say I love

[03:51:08] you so much

[03:51:10] oh so kind of all that stuff

[03:51:12] I can even assume that

[03:51:14] what's happening

[03:51:16] what's happening

[03:51:26] yes sir

[03:51:28] careful

[03:51:30] right now he's got the fuck done

[03:51:34] these kills in this game are so satisfying

[03:51:36] Holy stimulating.

[03:51:44] Oh my god, he's an undercat. I just gave up my AWP. I'm sorry. He's like under me.

[03:51:48] I'm coming from behind.

[03:51:52] Yo, bro. There's a- can you do like a better way of calling that out?

[03:51:56] Like, holy fuck that scared me.

[03:51:58] Bro, this guy's on the well.

[03:52:00] He's just chasing me. You're left.

[03:53:02] Can we move cases to 837 with the arm case at 836?

[03:53:07] What do you mean can we move cases to 837?

[03:53:23] What are you doing?

[03:53:24] I've set a 40 long 6767

[03:53:28] This guy's

[03:53:30] This guy's actually fucked in the head

[03:55:02] useless POV it's not useless POV I'm bro shut up bro I'm holding be alert is

[03:55:09] not pushing me when they push the I'm gonna shit on W journalists right Jack

[03:55:23] because I'm going to chat.

[03:55:25] Oh, you're a chud, bro.

[03:55:28] Alright.

[03:55:32] Beep-eep-eep-eep-eep-eep-eep-eep!

[03:55:34] Come on.

[03:55:38] Get out of there.

[03:55:48] He's like on your tunnels.

[03:55:50] Why does it scope in like that?

[03:55:52] I don't want it to scope in fucking fuck. I'm not even doing this. What is that scope in but what is that?

[03:56:17] How do you fix that?

[03:56:22] That was for Bricky Hill, bro.

[03:56:27] I mean...

[03:56:29] How do you... how do you mean...

[03:56:32] Move it! Move it!

[03:56:33] How do... like... how do I... how do I...

[03:56:37] What do I do?

[03:56:38] These guys are like, uncharitable.

[03:56:48] I don't know why I'm on the hop-up with a fucking M4.

[03:56:52] Oh, I got Google one tap.

[03:56:53] I should just do my jump peak shit, bro.

[03:56:56] Yeah, BBB.

[03:56:56] Like, why am I on the hop-up?

[03:57:03] Hop-up's like, the hop-up's bad because you get there late.

[03:57:06] It's just ass.

[03:57:07] You get there late, but that shit is ass.

[03:57:09] That shit is ass.

[03:57:13] That hop-up is so bad because you just get there late as fuck.

[03:57:17] It's terrible, bro.

[03:57:17] It's terrible.

[03:57:22] I want to play dust, bro. I want to play dust.

[03:57:31] Take five, bro. I'm not taking five.

[03:57:34] I'm literally five!

[03:57:36] I just have to knock you the- do the hop-up shit.

[03:57:41] Come be again, pussies.

[03:57:43] Fucking dare you to come, dude.

[03:57:49] Come be again, pussies.

[03:57:52] I don't have your hands.

[03:57:54] You're right here.

[03:58:02] Oh, when you molly it, then you can get on the hop-up. That makes sense.

[03:58:05] The same to reality.

[03:58:08] Throwing in the redator.

[03:58:18] Watch out for the trees.

[03:58:20] one of me one of me one of me one of me apps

[03:58:38] apps and his head is made of metal he doesn't that

[03:58:43] What?

[03:58:47] His head's made of metal, he doesn't fucking die!

[03:58:53] Three and eight Jesus Christ

[03:59:00] JC, one of my buddies said I should call you a chud

[03:59:05] Thoughts on that, thoughts on that

[03:59:10] Tell your buddy I said thank you

[03:59:12] oh they're watching I got my whole family watching I'm a low-key one of my

[03:59:23] My buddies said to call you guys.

[03:59:25] F***!

[03:59:27] F***!

[03:59:32] F***!

[03:59:34] F***!

[03:59:37] My name is so sh**!

[03:59:41] Okay.

[03:59:43] Bro, you took the word out.

[03:59:44] Get gloves!

[03:59:45] What gloves?

[03:59:46] What do you mean gloves?

[03:59:47] What gloves?

[04:00:18] go mid and then we're gonna hit B from mid okay we're gonna go mid trade out

[04:00:24] each other's gunfights and hit B

[04:00:48] Okay, I'm excited about that thing.

[04:00:50] I'm trying to push the plant.

[04:00:54] I need to be square.

[04:00:59] Oh, fuck.

[04:01:08] Oh, I'm aspecting planted.

[04:01:18] Why do I move? Am I like brain dead? I know he's coming. I hear him coming. I know he's

[04:01:27] shift walking. Why would I quit? I'm literally like just ADHD. I know he's dead. Why swim?

[04:01:35] And then we lose, doesn't mean... wow.

[04:01:40] When you shoot the AK and C, this top goes,

[04:01:45] like, when you shoot the AK and C,

[04:01:48] a scale goes like this.

[04:01:49] Blah!

[04:01:52] The bullets just kind of go wherever.

[04:01:55] It's like, bomb it!

[04:01:58] Bomb it!

[04:02:05] Let's go, let's go!

[04:02:06] Am I wrong?

[04:02:08] Am I wrong?

[04:02:08] Have I ever been wrong?

[04:02:10] go purple, go A with them

[04:02:14] on me, on me, on me, on me

[04:02:17] see me in sec?

[04:02:18] like on the ladder hop up, i think, he's on me

[04:02:23] can you close me up please?

[04:02:25] sure, i saw him

[04:02:31] two dead?

[04:02:32] someone down

[04:02:34] midfield, i'm playing, i'm playing, i'm playing

[04:02:37] I can't plan I'm gonna die getting

[04:02:55] Every time I plan it's just like I

[04:02:57] I'm gonna fuck you guys!

[04:03:03] Good rambles.

[04:03:05] You see, what's your favorite type of beard?

[04:03:10] Now we're talking.

[04:03:11] Um, fuck, bro.

[04:03:14] Dude, Pride Land Shark.

[04:03:16] Yo, high fives.

[04:03:17] High fives, what's up, bro? Talk to me.

[04:03:27] I

[04:03:32] My eyes no fucking shit, bro, obviously

[04:03:39] Let's see be late, let's see be late. You're gonna guide me through this round

[04:03:57] Yeah, it works, I didn't behind us.

[04:04:27] I

[04:04:32] Want to go fix my headset and I

[04:04:38] Want to go fix my head that I got immediately. What do you want from me?

[04:04:46] I know

[04:04:48] We both can't remember 1 through 10. If I guess the number I guess it is.

[04:04:57] Guys! We go mid! We go B, okay?

[04:05:00] Okay. I'm gonna do some jumps to this. Let's go.

[04:05:04] C'mon!

[04:05:07] Just push forward, but we gotta play trades mid. Everybody mid.

[04:05:18] I

[04:05:38] don't like everything you say is like back

[04:05:42] I don't know it's all just bad. Nah, nah, nah, it's just fucking back

[04:06:00] Chat help help this my coaches

[04:06:42] How much further do I gotta walk Jesus Christ?

[04:06:47] I mean I'm walking for 8 miles and how big is this boat is it?

[04:06:51] Is it a psycho?

[04:06:52] You're a shitcum dude.

[04:06:53] Let's get in the middle of it.

[04:06:55] Uh, uh, uh, uh?

[04:06:56] What, uh, uh?

[04:06:57] What do you think you should have done?

[04:06:58] You know what I should have did?

[04:07:00] You know what?

[04:07:01] What'd you fucking mouth!

[04:07:02] What I should have did, I should have said swing off my class!

[04:07:06] Watch your fucking mouth!

[04:07:08] What I should have did, I should have said swing off my class.

[04:07:12] Yo guys, let's go A.

[04:07:14] No, actually let's go B.

[04:07:16] Let's go B. Let's go B.

[04:07:18] Let's go Midrash B, like everyone actually go B this time.

[04:07:20] Hanging up on this jackass.

[04:07:22] One deep.

[04:07:24] Shit up.

[04:07:26] There's one on A.

[04:07:28] There's one on B.

[04:07:30] There's one on B.

[04:07:32] There's one on B.

[04:07:34] One B. Fuck.

[04:07:44] There's gonna be one coming behind you.

[04:08:00] Get on the terrorist's way.

[04:08:04] We got we have any ego like any ops any

[04:08:48] So I'm solo, I'm slow walking, and I'm late.

[04:08:57] And this guy, all right, you know, I figured it out, I'm just getting sniped.

[04:09:04] I'm just getting out of delay and then I'm never going to lose again.

[04:09:06] That's all it is.

[04:09:07] I'm solo, I'm slow walking, and I'm late.

[04:09:11] I'm also away from all the gunfire, and he pre-aims me.

[04:09:15] Let me add a delay where people can't just blatantly snipe.

[04:09:33] It's not code, bro.

[04:09:34] It's not code.

[04:09:35] Bro, it's not code.

[04:09:36] The guys on the other team are literally messaging me

[04:09:39] in the game.

[04:09:43] You look like Mike Wazowski.

[04:09:45] What the fuck does that mean?

[04:09:49] Space station tweeted?

[04:09:52] This is their C-Team?

[04:09:53] Barak!

[04:09:56] Wait, what is this?

[04:09:58] This is their C-Spline it up?

[04:09:59] Oh.

[04:10:00] Oh.

[04:10:01] Oh.

[04:10:04] Is that Aiden Tax?

[04:10:05] Oh.

[04:10:06] Oh.

[04:10:07] Oh.

[04:10:08] Let's call it a day.

[04:10:11] I'm 65 miles away.

[04:10:15] Raid bullies in pro league, bro this team is gonna be interesting to watch

[04:10:45] Bro, is this real?

[04:11:07] Is this actually real?

[04:11:09] Bullies, aid and tax, dream, giddy and rival. I mean bro, to keep it a buck bro, I respect

[04:11:22] them for trying a new team because like I don't think SSG won a major since like, it's

[04:11:28] been three years. I'm talking any major. I don't think SSG won a major for three years.

[04:11:33] I like that they're going with like young talent.

[04:11:38] That is actually insane.

[04:11:39] That raid is a pro.

[04:11:40] I'm not even gonna lie.

[04:11:42] But it's what I'm saying, like, it's funny, though,

[04:11:45] but it's like all of these console kids, like Aiden, Raid,

[04:11:48] they're all pros.

[04:11:50] Like I'm telling you, the console attorneys were sweaty as fuck.

[04:11:54] I'm not kidding when I say that.

[04:11:57] How is Dream young?

[04:11:59] Yeah, I'm not just saying Dream.

[04:12:00] Did I just say Dream?

[04:12:01] I'm saying like brother brother they got Raid who's literally like I think 19

[04:12:08] Aiden who's like 19 all these guys like rookie bros dust dust dust dust dust it's

[04:12:20] a money thing maybe it is bro but look even like this bro maybe that team

[04:12:24] crashes and burns and maybe that seems terrible who cares like bro space station

[04:12:30] I don't think they made top two at an event in literally like three years

[04:12:35] so you may as well just try them to you and save money who cares what do you have

[04:12:40] to lose literally nothing you have nothing to lose bro you could just cue

[04:12:49] dust bro wait what I'm gonna come in my pants you can just cue dust I'm gonna

[04:12:58] to come in my pants. You look like my ball sack when I did shave. CTE. Here we go. No

[04:13:07] chat, listen. I have a delay and it's on dust. I'm never dying again. Bro, because the thing

[04:13:12] is on dust I have routes. On mirage I'm like a chicken with my head cut off. On dust I

[04:13:17] have timing routes. Bro, CS go. And I don't know, nobody knows this I guess. Because

[04:13:23] It's all my teammates just lollygag and spawn and nobody cares.

[04:13:27] Bro, CSGO is literally timing.

[04:13:29] Like timing is everything.

[04:13:30] If you can't get to a spot early, you're dead,

[04:13:34] but you're fucking dead.

[04:13:35] CSGO, it's all timing.

[04:13:36] No chat, listen, listen.

[04:13:38] It's timing, bro.

[04:13:39] It is a timing game.

[04:13:41] I'm gonna go P.

[04:13:42] I'm gonna go P.

[04:13:43] Chat, one more game and it's time to pull eight golds.

[04:13:47] One more game and it's cases time.

[04:15:23] Let's roll.

[04:15:53] I'm back

[04:15:58] Hi guys, did you click that?

[04:16:02] Hold me bad aim high-vives, hold me bad aim

[04:16:07] Does that say Benjamin Netanyahu?

[04:16:14] Hi guys, lock him, lock him bro

[04:16:21] Yo, let's get a team

[04:16:23] What's good guys? Just on dust?

[04:16:25] Hello?

[04:16:27] Wait!

[04:16:33] Hello?

[04:16:35] What is this?

[04:16:37] You're my friend!

[04:16:39] Gangs!

[04:16:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:16:43] Alright, let's go down the gang.

[04:16:49] Yo, J.C.

[04:16:53] Yo, is that actually him?

[04:17:23] to win.

[04:17:24] Guys, we just got a single blasted there.

[04:17:27] Yo, yo, didn't I just pointed out we're all fucking watching, kid.

[04:17:31] We're all fucking watching, man.

[04:17:32] Where's the team we're at?

[04:17:33] Oh, Jynxy, fuck you.

[04:17:34] Oh, Garp?

[04:17:35] Let's go, hey.

[04:17:37] Er, no, let's push B.

[04:17:39] Yeah, let's go.

[04:17:41] Yeah, let me get something.

[04:17:42] They're gonna buy.

[04:17:43] They're gonna buy.

[04:17:44] Let's just speak out for them.

[04:17:46] Can't fuck them off.

[04:17:47] You don't fuck the first.

[04:17:49] I have the fucking blight chat, I just saw two of them, go beat them up later.

[04:17:56] Another one.

[04:17:58] I'll flash him, I'll go to my friend.

[04:18:05] I do all that to walk at the end because my idiot teammate is freaking behind me.

[04:18:17] I had a triple flank, and then my teammates are going like this.

[04:18:21] It's like, hey bro, clearly I'm slow walking for a god damn reason.

[04:18:34] Yo, Jinxie, watch this fucking map.

[04:18:38] Ah. See you guys.

[04:18:40] You are 100% right, don't worry. Yeah, no, I know I am. Because I'm flanking three people.

[04:18:51] I did it. I literally did the stealthiest shit ever. I literally heard a guy coming by the

[04:18:57] gate, so I stopped, waved him across, and flanked, slow-walked. And then my teammate's

[04:19:02] like this behind me. Like he's a fucking armored Titan in fucking season one. It's

[04:19:10] like bro I'm trying to be stealthy Jesus Christ and then I

[04:19:40] It's literally like a horror movie.

[04:19:45] You go from seeds, you can hear, you can hear it when somebody breathes, you can hear

[04:20:00] slow walk, slow walk, shoot, slow walk, slow walk, slow walk, shoot, slow walk, slow walk, slow walk, slow walk, shoot

[04:20:04] it's literally like a horror movie

[04:20:06] you go from seeds, you can hear, you can hear it when somebody breathes

[04:20:10] you play CS, it's like a fucking horror fucking movie

[04:20:13] slow walk, slow walk, slow walk, gunshot, slow walk, shoot

[04:20:16] slow walk, slow walk, gunshot, gunshot, slow walk, slow walk, just again

[04:20:19] it's like a fucking horror movie

[04:20:21] oh my god

[04:20:23] It's literally a horse.

[04:20:36] 1. Okay. Can I get an AK this century?

[04:21:01] that

[04:21:08] that

[04:21:14] that

[04:21:19] that

[04:21:23] that

[04:21:27] Why am I moving?

[04:21:41] You can't move!

[04:21:44] You can't move!

[04:21:45] You're not allowed to move in a gunfight!

[04:21:46] You're not even allowed to move, period!

[04:21:47] You're not allowed to move!

[04:21:48] In this game!

[04:21:49] Fuck!

[04:21:50] in this game

[04:22:07] Literally getting fucked in the ass, how's he to save her an aKa you need gloves yeah, I know I have

[04:22:15] Can you get gloves in cases? Can you?

[04:22:25] Alright, let's lock it. Yeah, bro.

[04:22:35] Can? Really?

[04:22:42] Can you get lots from the case that I opened?

[04:23:07] I mean, I stopped shooting because I thought you wouldn't get like, like, you just shot around him?

[04:23:11] What is- I- I went to go flick on the other guy cuz I thought you killed him, but there's just all alive.

[04:23:16] Yo, I'm- I'm actually about to lose my mind, dead ass.

[04:23:21] Like- like- like- like, what is happening? This guy expecting his AWP came in!

[04:23:41] Left handed?

[04:23:45] Fake it, fake it, fake it, fake it.

[04:23:49] Left handed?

[04:23:57] Right there, right there, right there.

[04:24:01] Yep, literally right there.

[04:24:11] Yep, under you.

[04:24:16] Wow, you're off in the fucking party, huh?

[04:24:21] Yo, um, there's no way, right?

[04:24:27] Hey, guys, terrorists win.

[04:24:33] Yeah, I think I saw that guy switch to his, uh,

[04:24:39] he is uh...

[04:24:41] nice like

[04:24:42] forty times

[04:24:56] i'm two and five

[04:25:39] in the boat

[04:25:42] I'll be caught

[04:25:58] 4k oh my god almost an ace almost an ace

[04:26:01] A.K. for anybody on the floor, a.k.a.

[04:26:09] Like a dead push.

[04:26:17] Nice.

[04:26:19] I don't know why CS players run into me all the time, like, Jesus Christ.

[04:26:35] I get rammed into every round.

[04:26:42] So what does minus four mean?

[04:27:18] Wait for chat, you lose 4 bullets when you do that?

[04:27:27] Get at it!

[04:27:28] Are you guys serious?

[04:28:30] I shouldn't be reloading that, huh?

[04:28:38] Us?

[04:28:44] Ah, this stuff, oh.

[04:28:46] I hit him with my smoke.

[04:28:48] Did I hit him?

[04:28:50] No.

[04:28:52] Bro, I didn't know that was a dead body.

[04:28:54] Holy shit.

[04:28:56] I didn't hit him.

[04:28:58] I swear to God, the AWP might be the single strongest gun I've ever used in any video game my entire life. It's actually insane.

[04:29:28] Okay, he's just sitting so far back waiting for that round. He's so far back waiting for that round. Wow

[04:29:48] Nice

[04:30:50] let's go, let's go, let's go

[04:30:54] I'm so nasty in this game!

[04:31:03] Yo Jinxie, why don't you play 4-3?

[04:31:07] I don't know, it looks weird

[04:31:20] You guys hear that?

[04:31:27] Heard the metal of the car.

[04:31:36] Come be in black, come be in black.

[04:32:16] good

[04:32:22] i got him at the smite

[04:32:29] he's right

[04:32:37] one close

[04:32:41] i'm flashed

[04:32:46] 2D, which one is it?

[04:32:48] One game, one game.

[04:32:51] One fun square.

[04:32:54] Is that the game?

[04:32:56] I hit, I hit, one.

[04:33:00] Last two on air.

[04:33:02] Hold my line, fuck.

[04:33:12] Holy animal, what the fuck?

[04:33:14] Well, that's not all.

[04:33:15] What the fuck?

[04:33:18] Get him out.

[04:33:19] Oh, okay.

[04:33:32] Dude, he's just hit the bomb, he knows.

[04:33:34] of the

[04:33:45] of the

[04:33:47] of

[04:33:50] someone called

[04:33:52] the

[04:33:54] of

[04:33:56] the

[04:33:58] of

[04:34:01] call it doors please

[04:34:08] doors, okay

[04:34:17] look at this route, look at this route, they don't have an op, pistol round

[04:34:20] one's mid, i mean long

[04:34:24] no one's B

[04:34:29] I'm flanking, I have the black. No one's me.

[04:34:32] Uh, one more, uh, long day.

[04:34:40] Be careful of top-catching.

[04:34:43] Wait a minute.

[04:34:45] What, this way?

[04:34:47] All gonna be here, or last gonna be here.

[04:34:53] In long, just camping with a one-inch penis.

[04:34:56] Of course.

[04:34:58] Worthless flank.

[04:35:00] Protect!

[04:35:01] You know another thing I noticed, bro?

[04:35:03] Flanking in CS is kinda pointless, bro.

[04:35:07] Like, out of the flanking doesn't really do as much as you'd think.

[04:35:11] I put it like flanking almost never actually pans out.

[04:35:18] Slow walk?

[04:35:19] Nah, I know.

[04:35:20] If I knew he was in long, I would have slow walk.

[04:35:22] I just didn't think he was gonna be in long.

[04:35:26] No, I don't mean like I don't mean like flanking is bad. I like obviously shooting people in the back is good

[04:35:32] I just mean like

[04:35:34] Sprinting and then flanking spawn isn't good

[04:35:39] It is takes forever bro, and like yes, you have to be fast

[04:35:43] Just hold the bomb one long wait. We just use the one be fast. Yeah, just hold it. What's happening?

[04:35:49] No, this is a one be fast

[04:35:51] Okay, stop to this game. Yep. Yeah

[04:35:53] Was this the one be fast

[04:35:56] that is not bad

[04:36:14] one B4

[04:36:18] but how did we lose if he was involved?

[04:36:23] call

[04:36:36] about so many kills

[04:36:40] I'm literally gonna get like eight kills

[04:36:53] of

[04:37:00] death

[04:37:03] of

[04:37:07] death

[04:37:10] of

[04:37:13] death

[04:37:18] of

[04:37:22] Shit.

[04:37:23] Can I install the GenC?

[04:37:24] Diffusing.

[04:37:25] Nice.

[04:37:30] AAH!

[04:37:31] GROWS!

[04:37:33] 308?

[04:37:34] 4k.

[04:37:34] Yeah, jumped in.

[04:37:36] How am I lasting damage if I have the most kills?

[04:37:39] Or no, the second most kills.

[04:37:41] of

[04:37:48] of

[04:37:51] of

[04:37:55] of

[04:37:58] of

[04:38:01] of

[04:38:05] of

[04:38:10] What's happening? What's happening? What's happening in my game?

[04:38:13] What's happening?

[04:38:18] Where am I? What's happening?

[04:38:20] I'm not even kidding, last could be sitting like top-tons just in a corner.

[04:38:45] All right, cover, cover right.

[04:38:48] What?

[04:38:49] Why are we defending?

[04:38:53] I factored your blood.

[04:39:01] Bommel, bommel.

[04:39:11] Let's go.

[04:39:12] I'm actually grossed.

[04:39:13] I love this map. This map is fire, bro. I hit my windows.

[04:39:20] Yo, I didn't see anyone mid or like on the long angle.

[04:39:43] It could be be top times top times

[04:40:06] hold doors hold doors we have the fuser hold doors

[04:40:29] Does anybody have doors? I don't think three of us should be in this tunnel.

[04:40:38] Alright, I got this.

[04:40:40] Back to the right, Snigger.

[04:40:43] Holy shit!

[04:40:47] Nice, Nate.

[04:40:49] Appreciate it.

[04:40:53] Did he just rip it like a Beyblade, or what was that?

[04:40:59] Did he say what I think he said?

[04:41:06] Oh god.

[04:41:09] Jigsie.

[04:41:12] One here, one here.

[04:41:15] Go here, go here, go there.

[04:41:18] What is here?

[04:41:19] Yo Jigsie, can you buy me LLV the shell?

[04:41:22] What does he hear me?

[04:41:23] What is that called?

[04:41:24] Oh, he can't hear me.

[04:41:26] Matt, Nate, I can hear you. It sounds like a wind turbine.

[04:41:35] Seven in the chat, it f-

[04:41:48] MG2, Rindus, I'm open to crate mid-game.

[04:41:54] Top cat.

[04:41:56] They going eh?

[04:42:03] Can we see their cat?

[04:42:06] Do this for Bonnie.

[04:42:12] Ah, 1v2.

[04:42:14] If you want this I'm open.

[04:42:16] I'm pretty wicked.

[04:42:18] Oh

[04:42:34] I'm actually gross

[04:42:36] I didn't really feel the funny shout, I'm just gonna take that round.

[04:42:43] But Jess, what I'm telling you, I was doing this this morning, bro.

[04:42:47] That's what I'm saying, bro.

[04:42:48] I like this map.

[04:42:50] I just gotta get routes on the other maps.

[04:42:53] Yo, I have 12,000, like, can I, could you guys request AKs or something or no?

[04:42:58] Oh, we're on defense, dumbass.

[04:43:01] Oh

[04:43:15] You'll keep

[04:43:17] of

[04:43:27] the

[04:43:30] death

[04:43:32] of

[04:43:34] the

[04:43:37] death

[04:43:42] of

[04:43:44] I

[04:43:49] Missed you

[04:44:03] Thank you, thank you. Hey, nice play with you guys man best you might have all day

[04:44:06] Hey, I wish I could sit on that.

[04:44:08] I don't know, I just wanted to let you know.

[04:44:10] Alright.

[04:44:12] Did he say I'm gay by the way?

[04:44:14] I just wanted to let you know.

[04:44:16] Thank you for letting me know.

[04:44:18] Like, what?

[04:44:20] Does he want me to like crack him?

[04:44:24] Alright, cases in 10 minutes boys.

[04:44:26] Hi guys!

[04:44:28] Can't we do like a counter?

[04:44:30] Like a countdown.

[04:44:32] Hi guys, can we do like a counter?

[04:44:36] Hi, man.

[04:44:43] Hello, DC.

[04:44:47] How's it going?

[04:44:48] Cases in nine minutes, correct?

[04:44:50] The ban is finally lifted in nine minutes.

[04:44:55] Gaben is finally giving us the right to rip a case.

[04:45:02] Hi guys, is there any way we could get like a big nine-minute a counter?

[04:45:10] Hi guys tonight, so right dude tonight, so right up hi guys

[04:45:15] I'm talking gold after gold after fucking gold

[04:45:20] Hi guys

[04:45:22] Has anybody ever gotten

[04:45:24] three three golds in a row

[04:45:26] Has anybody ever done it?

[04:45:35] Has anybody ever got three golds in a row?

[04:45:37] Cause I'm gonna be the first!

[04:45:39] You know what the problem has been like once?

[04:45:45] Shysa, what about four golds in a row?

[04:45:50] No way.

[04:45:51] No fucking way.

[04:45:52] Wow.

[04:45:53] I mean, think about it, it's 50-50, so if you just land, 4-50-50s.

[04:45:59] Bazaar.

[04:46:00] Yeah, you're right.

[04:46:01] Well, it's 50-50 on the outcomes.

[04:46:03] The outcomes, it's either going to happen or it's not going to happen.

[04:46:06] The actual percentage, I believe, is 99.75 to 0.25.

[04:46:10] I think it's the actual percent of getting a gold.

[04:46:13] So 99.75 percent of the time, it's not a gold.

[04:46:17] But Jack, tonight will be the night.

[04:46:21] Ninja got four?

[04:46:22] Yeah.

[04:46:23] in a day.

[04:46:24] Chad, I'm getting four in a row!

[04:46:30] Root delay, mob that guy.

[04:46:32] The guy that, wait, high-fives.

[04:46:34] As soon as I put on a delay, I go 18 and five.

[04:46:38] Chris, what can I do?

[04:46:40] Also, did you want me to stop playing or?

[04:46:45] Chad, high-fives is not on my account, bro.

[04:46:47] High-fives, you're not winning that 1v2.

[04:46:49] You're not winning that 1v2 with the AWP.

[04:46:52] You're not, you're not.

[04:46:54] Buddy, you saw my streamer.

[04:46:55] I'm telling you, I'm going to eat you.

[04:46:56] Buddy, you're li-

[04:46:57] Hi, Jack.

[04:46:59] I watch high-five stream every morning.

[04:47:01] High-five.

[04:47:02] You're sub-power at best.

[04:47:13] Six minutes.

[04:47:13] Oh my God, six minutes.

[04:47:14] We need a counter.

[04:47:15] No, counter, counter, counter, counter.

[04:47:18] Jack, six minutes, bro.

[04:47:20] Rise high.

[04:47:21] Fly low.

[04:47:22] Six minutes, bro.

[04:47:24] Lock in, y'all.

[04:47:29] Call Squishdale.

[04:47:31] This Squishy wanna call?

[04:47:32] Chad, I'm not gonna call Squishy

[04:47:34] if he doesn't wanna call,

[04:47:34] but it's supposed to go to the finish.

[04:47:36] It was a bad.

[04:47:38] Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.

[04:47:41] Five minutes!

[04:47:44] High five, make it bigger.

[04:47:45] Fuck it, make it bigger.

[04:47:47] Make it bigger.

[04:47:48] Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.

[04:47:51] Titan으로! Titan으로! Titan으로! Titan으로!

[04:47:54] Called Sakura. No.

[04:47:57] Yo, A.A. chat, relax. I'm not getting in a Discord call with Sakura for cases, y'all.

[04:48:06] Titan으로! Titan으로! Titan으로! Titan으로! Titan으로! Titan으로!

[04:48:13] I want to find it. I want to find it. It's almost out of my head.

[04:48:16] Timer is under... Oh my God! Wait, we need a song.

[04:48:20] Yo, YouTube, I'm sorry, guys. Come to the Twitch, all right?

[04:48:50] you

[04:49:20] you

[04:49:50] you

[04:50:20] you

[04:50:50] you

[04:51:20] you

[04:51:50] you

[04:52:20] you

[04:52:50] you

[04:53:20] you

[04:53:50] you

[04:54:20] You

[04:54:50] So let me know let me say this guys. I want to thank the Academy, bro

[04:54:54] I want to thank the Academy, you know a lot of people bro like

[04:55:00] They were happy I got banned no they were happy I got banned bro. I know deep down gaben

[04:55:07] He probably saw my message to him bro. He just said fuck this kid who the fuck is this fucking loser?

[04:55:12] So now gaben guess what?

[04:55:14] I'm going to extract probably nine fucking gamma dopplers tonight, bro

[04:55:20] And then I'm gonna be up on you, bro.

[04:55:22] I ain't gonna win, David.

[04:55:23] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[04:55:25] David, I'm gonna win!

[04:55:27] Me, me, David!

[04:55:30] Hi, guys.

[04:55:31] Shall we start off with, it just sounds,

[04:55:33] it sounds so beautiful.

[04:55:35] Should we start off with the usual?

[04:55:38] We should.

[04:55:40] Doesn't this just sound so like squire?

[04:55:43] This sounds so dapper.

[04:55:45] We should call the, call the call,

[04:55:47] call the Discord group chat thing.

[04:55:49] What word to bro a word to fucking bro

[04:55:55] Word

[04:56:01] I got four walls to myself

[04:56:04] Sitting this out of here ain't got no bail. They don't want me for the fail now. I'll see me win it out

[04:56:10] Yo

[04:56:12] Yo, I was we're free. We're free. We're actually for you

[04:56:16] I

[04:56:18] Love

[04:56:25] Do people are saying you got banned for a few days or something three days some 72 hours squishy

[04:56:30] Holy fuck. I went on a date in virtual reality world. Oh, she's done

[04:56:36] Dude, I got off here yesterday. I sat in the couch with some food. I turn on your screen, bro

[04:56:41] All the first thing I see is some fucking gigantic VR titties in my face, but I don't even know what you were doing

[04:56:48] I've watched like five more minutes. I I could yeah, so high-fives of weight or something. I was cinema

[04:56:54] This is what happens when I get bad so we need to do a thing where we never get banned again

[04:56:59] Cuz I'm gonna ban more often. I should have cinema

[04:57:02] are you there? Are you there?

[04:57:09] Maybe one more VR date. Maybe one. Maybe two. But look, bro. Tonight. Go. Go. Go. Go.

[04:57:18] Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Yes, sir. Hi, guys. Let's get our stats. It feels good to be back,

[04:57:24] bro. It feels good to be back. Let's get our stats. Yeah. I got to my sales.

[04:58:00] We got in trouble because we reached a $2,000 limit and then tried to because we were addicts

[04:58:23] We didn't wait. It's not about $2,000 a day.

[04:58:27] Hold on, hold on. We were addicts? We?

[04:58:30] I was addict, bro. So here, I could have waited 10 minutes and we would have been fine.

[04:58:36] That would have solved the whole problem. Besides the point.

[04:58:40] So here's the thing. It's not about $2,000 a day. Don't think about it like that. It's

[04:58:45] all time-based. So like, if I spend $1,000 at six, but then I spend $1,000 at eight,

[04:58:52] Oh, oh, technically we spent $2,000,

[04:58:54] so we gotta wait till tomorrow.

[04:58:55] No, I'll have that $1,000 at six.

[04:58:59] So it's about always having money left over.

[04:59:03] We never spend the max, as God is my witness.

[04:59:08] High-vives, I don't care if I beg you,

[04:59:12] I don't care if I scream in your ears, high-vives.

[04:59:14] No matter what you do, do not let me spend the max.

[04:59:19] No matter what.

[04:59:21] because right now it's easy for me to say this, bro.

[04:59:23] When we're on our last $100, do not let me spend the max.

[04:59:29] If we always have money left over,

[04:59:31] we'll always be able to rip cases, okay?

[04:59:34] Okay, that's great on all Jinx,

[04:59:36] because someone just said,

[04:59:37] I swear on my life, Muda and Jinx kissed on VR.

[04:59:40] What the fuck?

[04:59:41] Did I just read what happened?

[04:59:43] Wait.

[04:59:44] So a lot of, it's just a thing.

[04:59:45] We did do a stream last night,

[04:59:46] but a lot of the shit you're seeing

[04:59:48] is probably AI, bro.

[04:59:49] Hi guys, put up a clip, like just put up a clip so I can like-

[04:59:52] Oh, it's AI, it's AI.

[04:59:53] I'll show you what's AI and what isn't.

[04:59:55] So like, I just heard that was real,

[04:59:59] but me and Moody are kissing was AI.

[05:00:01] That was AI.

[05:00:02] Okay, okay.

[05:00:03] How do you do this stuff against DVR?

[05:00:04] It's all like, I'll tell you this shit that's AI.

[05:00:06] Yeah, yeah.

[05:00:08] Wait, you're logged in on TikTok?

[05:00:09] I'm just a PC.

[05:00:11] Maybe, just put up the, put up this one.

[05:00:14] Jinx DVR.

[05:00:15] Oh yeah, there we go.

[05:00:16] Oh, this one.

[05:00:17] So like, you just, uh, do you want to like, uh...

[05:00:22] Can you scream, share?

[05:00:23] Kiss?

[05:00:24] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, let me scream, share.

[05:00:28] So I'm gonna like the clip, like...

[05:00:29] So this is the, uh, this is the, uh...

[05:00:31] I'm gonna like the clip, like, that it looks like.

[05:00:33] Okay.

[05:00:34] Jesus Christ.

[05:00:35] So like, uh...

[05:00:38] Do you want to like, uh...

[05:00:40] Kiss or something?

[05:00:41] BOOM!

[05:00:43] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:00:45] Want me to go first?

[05:00:46] I'll go, I'll go.

[05:00:54] So, basically this is sort of the epidemic that I'm talking about. No, seriously.

[05:00:58] Because AI, I don't know.

[05:01:00] This is the epidemic I'm talking about. Because basically, like, we never know what's real and what isn't.

[05:01:05] Yeah.

[05:01:06] I don't remember doing this. So here's the thing. This is probably AI. It could be real.

[05:01:11] But the thing is, there's so much shit out there that's AI, we really don't know it anymore.

[05:01:15] anymore so it's just you know be cautious bro we don't know what about that

[05:01:23] what about that other one yeah you know I put the I put the soccer game on the

[05:01:28] TV you know maybe show them that one too or soccer game on the TV yeah so we were

[05:01:36] all like in a bar just looking at a soccer game actually I think I could find it

[05:01:40] He doesn't know you're a big soccer guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah here actually, yeah

[05:01:54] So like in front of the huzz though like high-five it's boundaries, bro

[05:01:58] This thing like high-five. It's about boundaries, bro. The shit is mad disrespectful. Yo

[05:02:05] Now this one might have been a I do you don't know

[05:02:09] No, I'm for the husband. You got to respect it. Yeah, it's really entertainment of me face planting into the grass

[05:02:16] It's not some man. You win some you lose. It's all good cuz this year. I'm scoring nine fucking goals

[05:02:25] What about the the one where apparently you kiss the mood I want to see if they are not what happened that you find that one

[05:02:32] Let's see

[05:02:34] Jinxie mood

[05:02:36] VR kiss I don't remember this happening yeah no it's it's not real this one didn't

[05:02:45] jc jc just put this point those looks out though come on what the fuck left

[05:02:52] here so let me explain this might look crazy at first right to the blind eye

[05:02:57] basically they said be good boys for mommies or be good boys for your mommies

[05:03:03] So bro, obviously we're gonna do that, bro. That's twin shit, bro. That's like my doll. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah

[05:03:09] Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. I see mood isn't a Chad baggy. It was for the girls. It was for the girls

[05:03:14] Gotcha. It was for the girls. Oh buddy with the ten gifts in the way. Oh, see you just show them

[05:03:22] Well, all right, let me lock in all right. We need cases yo, hey, it's my contract buddy to part two soon

[05:03:30] All right

[05:03:34] All right, so let's do cases y'all hey

[05:03:37] But yeah, squishy remember never never know what you see bro. It could be a

[05:03:42] AI bro, that's what I'm saying. You never know always be thinking about could be real could be AI nobody really knows

[05:03:49] Okay

[05:03:51] We start off. Oh

[05:03:53] Also, yeah, yeah squish. I don't even know if you were here. So basically we have

[05:03:58] 833 dollars because we sold a knife we sold a knife all nice the butterfly

[05:04:04] butterfly we got our first sale or we got a first sale so we got undercut

[05:04:10] like a hundred bucks yes you get cut yeah the tax bro yes the tax of course it's

[05:04:16] all good though but it is what it is you know I'm good at CS now right do you

[05:04:22] know that or not are you I have eyes I mean can we just show you how good

[05:04:27] Can we just show like, we need to feel squishy and squishy, brother, 1v2 scenario.

[05:04:34] This was like my last round, 1v2 scenario, whiffs to off, bro, squishy, I'm just kidding.

[05:04:39] You won, that's pretty good, 17 and 8, you're 4-5 win.

[05:04:43] Dude, Dust2 is your map I think.

[05:04:46] I think that's your map.

[05:04:48] Wait, what?

[05:04:49] Oh, that's what?

[05:04:50] You're already to see that.

[05:04:51] You're not moving around.

[05:04:52] You were lying, you don't know where?

[05:04:53] I don't have routes.

[05:04:54] I don't have routes.

[05:04:55] That's the map.

[05:04:56] getting TK'd in this one man what about that 313 match what happened

[05:04:59] we don't got a shot oh top Frank top Frank though hey yeah I mean what do you

[05:05:04] want me to do I got so you did your part now you actually did you actually did

[05:05:06] 913 that's not bad look okay you're actually like not bottom frigate another

[05:05:11] 4k but you have so many 4k's that the top right but Jakes actually not bad

[05:05:15] I'm good guys. I'm good at games right guys. I get sold bro. That's the fucking thing I get sold

[05:05:25] Here's what I'm saying before when I open cases I

[05:05:30] Barely played CS now. I'm actually killing shit like I play the game and I play well

[05:05:35] I'm blue bro. They owe me the game. Good job. I'm gonna recognize the tech

[05:05:43] yeah bro wait did I just see a what what did you see no tools now market

[05:05:54] general wait I thought the capsules were $15,000 what the fuck is that no these

[05:06:02] are these are like you ever released $15,000 capsules like we should buy a

[05:06:10] a couple I could a lot I wouldn't be extreme for like eight minutes yeah it's

[05:06:17] really the shortest segment every with such a peak stream for like literally

[05:06:21] five minutes out we know the chat we know the screens hidden doesn't want to

[05:06:25] leak this address they use they use they use they use they use now we're

[05:06:32] gonna take this low we're gonna take this slow we're not gonna rush we're

[05:06:37] We're going to be calm because we don't need the cases.

[05:06:40] The cases need us.

[05:06:41] We're going to be headed, headed, headed.

[05:06:42] League check Twitter.

[05:06:43] We don't need the cases.

[05:06:45] The cases need us.

[05:06:48] So let's take it slow.

[05:06:49] Let's go.

[05:06:52] Take it slow.

[05:06:53] 50 dreams.

[05:06:54] I like that out of you.

[05:06:57] Now the other ones we're going to have to be a little bit

[05:06:59] more careful.

[05:07:00] 50 dreams, 50 chromosomes.

[05:07:02] Beautiful.

[05:07:03] Terminals for gloves.

[05:07:03] He doesn't like terminals.

[05:07:05] We don't even have to depot chat.

[05:07:06] We don't even have to depot, y'all.

[05:07:08] That's all right.

[05:07:09] No, we could do 800.

[05:07:10] You know what?

[05:07:10] We could walk away.

[05:07:11] Jinxie, I think it's the three days, you know,

[05:07:13] it kind of, it calms us down a little bit.

[05:07:16] Give me some terminals.

[05:07:17] Yeah, no, give me some terminals.

[05:07:18] Let's get some fucking-

[05:07:19] You want some terminals?

[05:07:20] Some terminals.

[05:07:21] Okay.

[05:07:22] Give me 20.

[05:07:24] What?

[05:07:26] I'm not gonna lie.

[05:07:27] The max amount of a terminal is actually pretty big.

[05:07:29] Like the best, the best gloves you're gonna play 10K.

[05:07:31] I'm gonna give me Dawkins wishy.

[05:07:32] Like 10K, 10K.

[05:07:32] Like the best pattern, the best gloves, like 10K.

[05:07:35] That Glock thinks you lost pretty hard to turn up that Glock, but we hit a gold out of it, right?

[05:07:39] So it's all worth it was like a $60 gold we got wasn't bad

[05:07:43] But that uh that Glock was like yeah like 600 bucks

[05:07:49] Maybe we that looks good

[05:07:51] Look guys today is our day work on a hit me. Yeah, I got banned for three days

[05:07:57] I played CS every day while I was banned. I deserve this. I know it Gaben knows it

[05:08:04] We all know I deserve this shit, bro. I've never had one profitable session on CS ever

[05:08:12] That shit changes. Yeah. Yeah, that should change. Wow. Wow

[05:08:20] Interesting

[05:08:22] I need to order some food, bro. What food should I order? What's actually good food to get?

[05:08:28] For the thing is I'm like in peak physical shape right now. So like I have to eat like

[05:08:32] Have you been eating healthy?

[05:08:34] Yeah, bro.

[05:08:35] I just like chicken and rice.

[05:08:37] I might keep teriyaki chicken right now from Kobe.

[05:08:40] Kobe!

[05:08:41] It's like a bachi place.

[05:08:43] Are you just like prepping for the game or are you going to keep doing after?

[05:08:47] I'm going to be honest, bro.

[05:08:48] After this game, I'm going to unwind a little bit.

[05:08:53] But like, I'm going to...

[05:08:55] Look, bro, I've been training for like two months and I've been eating better.

[05:09:01] Perfect, but I've been eating better eating better. Yeah sleeping better train two months

[05:09:06] It's about three months after this bro. I'm gonna let me some of it, bro

[05:09:11] How many chroma twos do you want like 20?

[05:09:14] We already have some we already have okay

[05:09:22] About sweet mother of Neptune those things are expensive

[05:09:27] Yep

[05:09:29] No, yeah, so squishy bro like I'm just gonna tell you straight up. I'm like if I don't get a hat trick squishy

[05:09:35] I consider me a failure, bro

[05:09:37] Can we watch on like?

[05:09:39] Which I don't know

[05:09:42] I don't even know if you're allowed, but people do it every time. I don't know

[05:09:45] Okay, okay, I want to watch you play bro. I'm gonna read you for you, of course

[05:09:50] Squishy if I don't get three goals, bro

[05:09:52] Just slap me in the you don't even need three goals

[05:09:54] You see one like highlight like rip a shot from outside the box like get confident

[05:09:57] Yeah, I got you you gotta hit like a banger Brown like people are gonna remember a bang all right

[05:10:03] You see welcome back

[05:10:06] You are I want to say thank you ready to go. Let me get a tuxedo for this

[05:10:15] I was ready for tomorrow, bro

[05:10:18] Yes, yes, yes

[05:10:20] I got my coaching in order, you know, I I looked back on the on the previous coaching session

[05:10:28] I can't be I can't be talking in the game. I had a lot the players. I got to take notes and then

[05:10:33] In between the glory plays you could definitely yeah, you could definitely give some tips for sure in the gold replace

[05:10:38] Yeah, yeah, I

[05:10:40] Gotta let the star player

[05:10:43] Yes, exactly happen merchant. He's got a huge

[05:10:46] He's got focused

[05:10:49] Now I will say he hasn't been playing a lot of rocket leaves. Yeah, he's confident, bro. He's confident in his abilities

[05:11:00] You know

[05:11:03] Yeah

[05:11:07] Do any trade-ups any CS trade-ups

[05:11:09] Yep, better trade up last night off stream

[05:11:12] Bigger now. Nope max loss. It's all good though

[05:11:16] I was I was losing a lot. I was losing a lot. I hit max loss 60 bucks but lugs

[05:11:23] box

[05:11:25] logger

[05:11:27] Also, I tried to buy a trade-up today. I think I locked myself out of steam. Yeah

[05:11:33] You're a little too. No, they fully locked my account. Oh, they just locked. Okay. Yeah

[05:11:46] Thanks, what if you just went for a bicycle kick?

[05:11:48] You know what I mean?

[05:11:50] I'd probably drink my nap.

[05:11:52] You back yourself with the coach?

[05:11:54] Stay brother quick.

[05:11:56] Is that really?

[05:11:58] Do it!

[05:12:00] Do it!

[05:12:02] I'm going to run!

[05:12:06] Beautiful motivation right there.

[05:12:10] Alright.

[05:12:16] are we ready guys yes lock in the terminals of the case

[05:12:39] should we start with the terminals because we have to buy so I think he's over

[05:12:43] the terminal strings we have to buy

[05:12:55] ready to welcome back

[05:12:59] I

[05:13:29] Come on, please, please.

[05:13:31] Oh, I need this.

[05:13:33] One more, one more.

[05:13:35] Come on, come on, come on.

[05:13:37] You missed it, you missed it.

[05:13:39] Stop her, stop her.

[05:13:41] Stop her.

[05:13:43] You got it.

[05:13:49] How was the music? Love.

[05:13:51] I was in attraction I'm starting to attachment

[05:13:57] Do you want me to show you how to do it?

[05:14:00] Yeah, you don't have the touch my boy

[05:14:03] Okay, you do

[05:14:06] So you're coming back. This might come back first case in three days. Yeah

[05:14:14] Slow start oh good

[05:14:16] not bad all right you know oh didn't even think about it huh okay hold on that's right

[05:14:26] okay here we go here we go here we go welcome home hey thanks welcome this is gonna be tricky

[05:14:41] Look, we're back, we're back. They're not gonna feed it to us right away, obviously.

[05:14:47] It would be childish to think the first terminal is gonna have gloves, but what about the cert?

[05:15:07] These are way less satisfying than cases.

[05:15:11] Like, they just slam you with force tanks in your face.

[05:15:16] Maybe because you see the value of it.

[05:15:18] What the fuck is going on?

[05:15:20] Force tank.

[05:15:21] It's cooking, it's cooking.

[05:15:24] Maybe you gotta like read his offer.

[05:15:26] Like you gotta like actually like role play.

[05:15:29] That's just missing.

[05:15:31] Yeah, I'm not a terminal guy.

[05:15:33] They just puke it on your screen.

[05:15:35] I feel bad for One.

[05:15:36] He can never open a case again.

[05:15:37] Like my god.

[05:15:38] Wow, that.

[05:15:40] But what do you mean you can never open a case he in you don't know he doesn't get the rush

[05:15:44] Yeah, he doesn't get the Russian you most open it, but it's like the x-ray scanner just tells him his gun immediately

[05:15:48] He doesn't get that

[05:15:50] Already changed that for him. Yeah. Oh my god. I thought that was like in the future. They were

[05:15:57] Yeah, he needs to move to America, bro

[05:16:00] But if I gonna start doing that everywhere now, I feel like that yeah, because New York

[05:16:04] New York and

[05:16:05] Washington are suing balance, but actually it's so I saw a clip of that

[05:16:09] I didn't I didn't know that it already happened though. I thought it was like gonna be implemented

[05:16:18] I mean like things don't something like you do hold on hold on the music we need music just not too loud maybe like it can't be

[05:16:26] We don't get anything

[05:16:28] Oh

[05:16:32] Can I accept it with a show with a show it was show it was show it was good. I'll get out um tonight

[05:16:38] I mean tonight. I'm telling you job telling you tonight is the fucking night. Oh my god

[05:16:44] Let's go

[05:16:47] Is that clock worth 300 bucks?

[05:16:50] Warren though you get the amount well born is eighty eighty dollars

[05:16:54] Not bad that's profit right there. We take that almost 90 almost 90 not even profit. You know what that is. I was right

[05:17:03] Hey, bro, that's straight up bottom up what?

[05:17:07] That's fucking trade up water deadaxe

[05:17:17] Mommy

[05:17:18] Well on what warm though. Fuck that really kills my bottom. Well, it's okay 300. Oh

[05:17:26] There's a lot bro

[05:17:30] Was that mid-wear

[05:17:31] Minware mid-wear. Yeah. Oh my god

[05:17:35] I

[05:17:37] Check the day goes like a thousand

[05:17:42] So I was gonna buy that I like this go go go go

[05:17:49] Good skin for a purple. I'm not gonna hold you. I mean hit a red early. That's not that's not bad

[05:17:55] The road terminal you hit a red

[05:17:57] Maybe the case of their juice today. Yeah, I mean wait, is that profit there? I said if that's a

[05:18:03] That terminals profit for sure. Yeah, that was what we'll know like

[05:18:09] The terminal opening how much was the terminals?

[05:18:14] The terminals were I think $90

[05:18:16] So but then we had to buy it for how much was it $50

[05:18:24] We bought all the terminals for $90

[05:18:27] But how much was the skin $50 $50. Yeah, and then so even when you hit a red you still use money

[05:18:36] Yeah

[05:18:37] So you have to buy the terminal and then you got to buy the skin and then if you sell

[05:18:48] it on the market you got to pay the tax.

[05:18:51] Yeah they take a cut of that $100 of tax if you have a good skin.

[05:18:56] This is actually, I don't know this is actually fucking insane, I didn't think about that.

[05:19:01] Yeah so you get the rad but then it's well worn.

[05:19:04] So then you have to buy the red it's $54 and then you sell it for $80, but then you don't get $80 because the tax

[05:19:12] So then you just lose money by the time you sell that's gonna steam market

[05:19:16] You probably break almost even with the amount you bought out of the terminal for extra

[05:19:27] It's just that the gold man

[05:19:34] Oh

[05:19:37] Oh

[05:19:39] By this for sure

[05:19:41] Talk to me

[05:19:43] How much is this was a car was a car?

[05:19:46] crane flight

[05:19:48] feel tested

[05:19:50] Like definitely by like definitely by this

[05:19:54] How much is it 32 bucks?

[05:19:57] Yeah mama, okay

[05:20:00] 40 is 43 one sets is 43 one side says

[05:20:04] 43 80. That's still lost money overall. Wait, what?

[05:20:13] Do you see? It's not right up, but trade off water. That's father right there.

[05:20:17] That's right up father. Wait, but what trade up does that block in that crane flight gets you?

[05:20:22] Is that you gloves that gets you gloves straight up doesn't it?

[05:20:25] No, no, no, the crane flight will get you a chance at the block or the off.

[05:20:32] Yeah, I understand but the galak

[05:20:35] If you put it in the galak, we'll give you a chance at the smugs, yes

[05:20:39] I mean the pink can't help you dinks. Yeah, you're right. The pink can't help you get the bugs straight up

[05:20:45] If you get up into the right red

[05:20:51] Bro, oh my god, we're actually getting lucky rip this bro. We were actually getting lucky as fuck hold up

[05:20:57] What the fuck holy fuck back to back. Let's get 10 more curves, bro. These are going good

[05:21:02] bro wait are we making profit or not no still no uh we got two pinks and a

[05:21:08] red is this product which you have my trade here is a profit I mean because you

[05:21:15] have to buy them I don't know if it sounds like so that they're cut

[05:21:21] no because think about it yours no it's not because you have to spend the

[05:21:26] money jinks that's only reason why I buy the thing yeah it's like the

[05:21:28] overall thing so we had to buy the terminals for 90 and then each gun is

[05:21:33] costing you 40 plus dollars the chat is saying decline for gold are you guys

[05:21:39] insane it's almost said that lonely said that there's always a red after a

[05:21:44] pink on a picture what's I don't know if I did it only to say that I trust it

[05:21:52] I don't know if this is a chest casting.

[05:21:57] Can I go back in, have I?

[05:21:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah, you go.

[05:22:01] Gold, gold, gold, gold.

[05:22:03] Well, there's gotta be a gold in the terms first tonight.

[05:22:05] Got it, I see.

[05:22:12] Wait, so have I. So you have to wait seven days to sell,

[05:22:15] but you can instantly trade it out, huh?

[05:22:20] Right out of us?

[05:22:22] yeah yeah yeah yeah of course because like if you sell something you'll

[05:22:28] actually get money if you trade it out you just lose money anytime what are we

[05:22:32] out of terms wait why did i oh my god that's some constant i write a terms

[05:22:36] all right yes oh i got this i got this today oh we check twitter you want to

[05:22:41] unbox that you guys ready yeah yeah we're ready now we're gonna have to

[05:22:48] stock up on chroma twos the only thing is we bought keys like

[05:22:51] Remember a couple days ago?

[05:22:52] We thought we were on band.

[05:22:54] Okay, we're back now.

[05:22:56] I'll be back.

[05:22:56] We're actually back.

[05:22:57] Lock him.

[05:22:58] We're so back.

[05:22:58] Gold! Gold! Gold!

[05:23:02] We're so back it's insane.

[05:23:04] We're so back!

[05:23:09] Emerald butterfly tonight.

[05:23:10] Coming.

[05:23:12] Gold?

[05:23:13] Gotta start off with a few blues.

[05:23:15] He's into it.

[05:23:16] They had your boy knocked up in a cave

[05:23:18] and they're cutting each other.

[05:23:19] I'm back and I'm ready to bite somebody's ankle.

[05:23:21] Yeah.

[05:23:22] Yeah.

[05:23:23] We need, we need, we need uh Justin Bieber.

[05:23:27] How did you feel Jake's being like uh locked out of cases?

[05:23:30] I don't know.

[05:23:31] I like the sound of the case.

[05:23:32] You like the sound?

[05:23:33] Oh you're, you're kind of marinating in it.

[05:23:35] I'm that back.

[05:23:36] You're back.

[05:23:37] Like I said.

[05:23:38] Okay, okay, okay.

[05:23:39] I'm that back.

[05:23:40] Jake, how did you feel being like unable to open cases for two days?

[05:23:44] Uh, well I have a virtual girlfriend now so how do you think bro?

[05:23:48] I

[05:23:50] Was the solution I was yeah, yeah

[05:23:59] Go gold gold

[05:24:04] Gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold

[05:24:11] I'm over the flag right here right here for pistol

[05:24:18] Hey, no negative energy.

[05:24:19] Thank you, David, for allowing me to-

[05:24:21] Thank you, Gavin.

[05:24:23] Thank you, Gavin, for allowing us to hope

[05:24:24] to keep us on your team and showing us what we're doing.

[05:24:26] David.

[05:24:28] Gavin, I love you.

[05:24:30] Purple again.

[05:24:31] I'm bad.

[05:24:37] You know, guys, it's a privilege to lose money to Gavin.

[05:24:40] It's a privilege.

[05:24:42] Guys, it's a privilege.

[05:24:43] Ah!

[05:24:43] Hey!

[05:24:44] Oh, it's working!

[05:24:45] It's working!

[05:24:46] Those things look them on the monitor. This is a beat up

[05:24:50] Yo, watch how good I am at this ready. We're all gonna predict what the condition is on three

[05:24:56] Two one well worn

[05:24:58] Oscar

[05:25:00] Squishy you waited till I left and then high-fives didn't say no

[05:25:03] What the problem is this is going to lay this is going to lay this is going to lay I

[05:25:08] Precumbed it a pre-fired it

[05:25:10] go go go go go how about an answer what you don't mean is I don't know sorry

[05:25:20] I'm sorry I'm okay okay you know I'm good it's yes I know I'm this thing is

[05:25:27] you're actually a CS player now I know I was mutted anyways I was gonna say

[05:25:36] field test that I didn't have time because this freak addict loser is just

[05:25:40] rippling cases like enjoying the case

[05:25:50] wait ready we're gonna guess okay okay three wait hold up this is more time

[05:25:56] look at this on the bottom look at this on the bottom oh my god it's a sign bro

[05:25:59] you cannot escape your destiny well that could be positive or negative but besides the point

[05:26:03] three two one well-worn

[05:26:08] middleware well war oh wow this is how much of a fucking degenerate loser I

[05:26:16] am guys you should know this is well-worn because of right here you're

[05:26:20] never gonna see that man or well like that skin looks good well-worn I'm like

[05:26:25] brother you're never gonna see that about minimal look at the rust look at

[05:26:28] the rest that's well-worn buddy please lock in y'all if you guys are gonna be

[05:26:32] I'm gonna call it into the maximum degenerate.

[05:26:35] Maximum.

[05:26:36] Go, go, go, go, go.

[05:26:39] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[05:26:44] Wait, he said, okay, let's luck.

[05:26:46] Okay.

[05:26:47] Take your time.

[05:26:48] Take your time, no rush.

[05:26:49] That'll go.

[05:26:50] This looks good.

[05:26:52] Oh, that looks good.

[05:26:53] Lock it in.

[05:26:54] No, that's men wear, lock.

[05:26:58] High five.

[05:26:59] Those skins look good.

[05:27:00] High five, I'm gonna be honest with you.

[05:27:02] I'm closer to fact knew that I am to men where I'm not even getting

[05:27:05] Hi, guys. Let's love men where I was I'm not even kidding. I think this is fat new

[05:27:11] I think my answer is feel tough. What one? What?

[05:27:16] That's somebody in the chat somebody in the chat said it

[05:27:21] Soccer said pink like me. Okay

[05:27:25] Oh my god, hey, are your girlfriend. Yeah

[05:27:29] Yeah, that is the goal.

[05:27:30] It's not my girlfriend.

[05:27:32] We just went on a date.

[05:27:33] We're at all a date, though.

[05:27:36] All right.

[05:27:38] Y'all kissed, though.

[05:27:40] Yes.

[05:27:40] Go, go.

[05:27:42] Besides the boys, oh, fuck it.

[05:27:43] It was maybe a goat, and we might go out another day.

[05:27:47] They did more than kissing, bro.

[05:27:49] I think I thought we were good.

[05:27:51] I thought the series would have you banned for seven days.

[05:27:53] I'm not even kidding.

[05:27:54] You were basically having Easter.

[05:27:56] No, we weren't.

[05:27:56] Damn.

[05:27:57] No, we weren't.

[05:27:58] Like that low bro, it's two days off cases

[05:28:00] Brother brother brother, look, it was never that bad

[05:28:04] High-fives is he's gassing it bro

[05:28:06] Okay

[05:28:07] Go, go, go, go, go

[05:28:09] Now imagine my two years week ended like that

[05:28:12] I would actually be so pissed

[05:28:15] You were all, you were edging it bro

[05:28:18] I'm not gonna lie to you, it was bad

[05:28:20] No, move up this fucking edging it bro

[05:28:22] He was like shit out of my face

[05:28:24] Like, I was edging it, I was like, I can't do that

[05:28:28] Muda was just gone. He literally forgot he was on Twitch, bro.

[05:28:34] Muda was fucking edgier, bro.

[05:28:36] Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.

[05:28:39] Whose idea was that?

[05:28:41] Whose idea was the double date, I think?

[05:28:43] Yeah.

[05:28:44] High vibes, right?

[05:28:45] Oh, hold on.

[05:28:46] High vibes.

[05:28:47] I'll be waiting for you.

[05:28:48] No.

[05:28:49] Pretty sure it was high-kind.

[05:28:51] No, it's every time this guy calls Muda,

[05:28:54] Muda's fucking, like, horny as hell,

[05:28:57] And then he's just like, all right, let's go and eat that.

[05:28:59] And it's so great.

[05:29:01] It's a mood up, bro.

[05:29:02] That's a mood up.

[05:29:05] Jason, you got to celebrate the stat tracks a little more, dude.

[05:29:08] Bro, brother, I'm positive.

[05:29:10] I'm celebrating that I'm seeing a rat.

[05:29:12] You guys are positive, man?

[05:29:13] Thank you, Gaven.

[05:29:18] Bro, we might be able to get a trade-up tonight.

[05:29:20] We'll later get us off all the shit we're puddling.

[05:29:22] Yeah.

[05:29:23] Chroma.

[05:29:24] Chroma.

[05:29:25] The big boy case! The big boy case!

[05:29:27] Gold! Gold!

[05:29:31] Oh my god! Oh my fucking god!

[05:29:35] How much is that worth?

[05:29:36] If that's back new, what is that right?

[05:29:38] If that's back new.

[05:29:39] I think that's over one...

[05:29:41] I think that's over 130.

[05:29:43] I thought you were gonna say 1000 for a second.

[05:29:47] Yeah, chat, order now, we can go fuck itself.

[05:29:53] Gold.

[05:29:55] Not bad.

[05:29:56] Oh, and it looks like it was turned into a fire.

[05:30:02] Back to back.

[05:30:03] Wow.

[05:30:04] The crumbas always give the order counter.

[05:30:05] Back to back to back right here, Jinx.

[05:30:07] Orgami, orgami, orgami.

[05:30:08] Oh, that would be huge.

[05:30:09] Orgami, orgami.

[05:30:10] No way.

[05:30:11] No way.

[05:30:12] Oh my God.

[05:30:13] Oh my God.

[05:30:14] Three.

[05:30:15] Holy fuck.

[05:30:16] Glad y'all are happy.

[05:30:17] Nice to back.

[05:30:18] Nice, Jinx.

[05:30:19] Why are we saying ooh, this is like a max loss.

[05:30:24] lost literally it's fucking battle score to fuck nice what are the statistics about

[05:30:31] pulling through those back-to-back side of the inside yeah it's very long

[05:30:34] gotta be like a match in probably no way for no way for no way away oh

[05:30:41] You're ambitious, okay.

[05:30:43] Yeah.

[05:30:46] God, I missed the sound of cases.

[05:30:48] Oh, I'm not.

[05:30:50] What?

[05:30:54] Ah, guys, listen to me.

[05:30:56] This doesn't make you want to come, but listen to the, how the, like, listen to this case right here.

[05:30:59] Listen to when it pops off the key. Listen to when it pops.

[05:31:02] Listen, listen, listen. Ready? Ready? Right?

[05:31:05] Oh, that is nice. That is nice.

[05:31:07] Right, right, right, right, right.

[05:31:09] I swear that's you and I think I that pinks really

[05:31:17] expensive of this game go go go go gold not bad

[05:31:26] someone said you asked your date to spit in your mouth oh yeah that I god damn I

[05:31:32] Yeah, I don't know that part was a I thought I was a

[05:31:38] I

[05:31:42] Make it a beer for this case. I'm gonna go. I'll be right back, but I was let me say this

[05:31:48] The next three chrome us. Yeah are yours. I was

[05:31:54] Or that

[05:31:56] Consider this your race. I'm gonna be gone. Come on. Come on. The next three chrome us are yours

[05:32:00] Consider this your race. I need this. I need this.

[05:32:05] Oh!

[05:32:07] Alright, go hit the pump.

[05:32:08] No, wait, he's fucking on my flow.

[05:32:10] I gotta choose the case and I gotta choose the key.

[05:32:12] Okay, um, this one.

[05:32:13] Key two.

[05:32:14] Come on.

[05:32:15] Come on.

[05:32:16] Please, please, please, please.

[05:32:17] Gold, gold, gold.

[05:32:18] Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold!

[05:32:20] That's all we need. It's just a gold?

[05:32:22] Gold!

[05:32:23] Oh my...

[05:32:24] Gold! Right here! Gold!

[05:32:26] Nice uh, battle scarred.

[05:32:30] Alright.

[05:32:31] They got two more.

[05:32:32] Two more.

[05:32:33] Two more.

[05:32:34] Come on.

[05:32:35] Gold.

[05:32:36] Gold.

[05:32:37] Gold.

[05:32:38] Gold.

[05:32:39] Gold.

[05:32:40] Please gold me.

[05:32:41] I don't even know where it got me man.

[05:32:44] Like give us a break.

[05:32:46] At least.

[05:32:47] Gold me now.

[05:32:48] Gold me now.

[05:32:49] Gold.

[05:32:50] Gold.

[05:32:51] Gold.

[05:32:52] Gold.

[05:32:53] Gold.

[05:32:54] Gold me now.

[05:32:55] Right here.

[05:32:56] Hi guys, how are the cases? How was it?

[05:33:00] How did they get me? We don't talk about it, man. Don't talk to me

[05:33:04] Don't tell me it was blue blue blue

[05:33:07] Hi guys, some people just don't have the touch I've cased two goals from the second not even a origami man

[05:33:13] Have I some people just don't have the touch bro. That's really what it comes out to. Yeah, how you finesse

[05:33:19] Then just gonna open the inventory real quick

[05:33:21] I

[05:33:23] Nice fuck your inventory round fuck your fucking inventory buddy

[05:33:28] Anyways, uh squish you up

[05:33:31] Yep

[05:33:33] Dude, I got up here. I got up here. I'm gonna get a little buzzed little buzz

[05:33:37] Go to wave your chat go to the wave

[05:33:43] If you need if you need time just take it

[05:33:47] I get it. I get it. Wait nine cromas

[05:33:51] Buzzed off of a Kona wave. Yeah, bro. I'm out of raging fucking alcoholic

[05:33:59] Squishy do you drink I?

[05:34:01] Don't I don't actually something on special occasions. Yeah, but like not like regularly, so see how are you 24 or 25 25?

[05:34:12] Well brother

[05:34:15] Like are we real no no no

[05:34:21] like I'm about to be 25. You're about to be 25. I was on a VR date last night. Yeah. Yes. I got a clean

[05:34:28] face out of that, bro. I got to tell you. You're really pushing 30. I'm not even gonna lie.

[05:34:32] Bro, Chad, like do I? No. But the thing is I look younger. That's the thing. Please help.

[05:34:37] Why laugh? Chad, I swear to God, I look like I'm 21, 22. Chad, agree or disagree? No.

[05:34:45] Oh

[05:34:47] Old man you look yeah

[05:34:51] Hairline is not helping

[05:34:55] Dr. The case is what do the dreams first the promos of the big boys. Okay. I have a cello do you?

[05:35:01] I am 22

[05:35:04] 22 yeah

[05:35:07] Yeah, I'm a young lad my young lad

[05:35:09] He's he means damn, bro. This guy's pushing 30.

[05:35:14] Bro, bro, chill, chill the fuck out, chill the fuck out, man.

[05:35:18] Pushing 30, I was pushing 30.

[05:35:20] Pushing 30, I'm gonna keep it in the buck, is 28.

[05:35:23] When you're 28, alright, you're officially pushing 30.

[05:35:26] Guys, I'm mid-20s, mid-20s, bro.

[05:35:29] Mid-20s.

[05:35:31] I thought 26 was pushing 30, I thought I was cooked this year.

[05:35:34] Bro, okay, let me rip this right here.

[05:35:37] I'm going to rip this with my cock, okay?

[05:35:40] Yep.

[05:35:41] Chad, do you guys want me to show you my bulljourn- actually, no.

[05:35:44] Alright, I'm going to put the mouse on my nuts.

[05:35:48] Wait a minute.

[05:35:49] I'm going to put the mouse on my nuts, but then you click.

[05:35:52] What?

[05:35:53] What?

[05:35:54] No, but not like that.

[05:35:56] Getting involved, bro.

[05:35:58] Getting involved.

[05:35:59] What the fuck are you just saying?

[05:36:01] Brother, just click, man.

[05:36:03] Damn.

[05:36:04] Just click.

[05:36:05] All right, it's on your back. It's all my balls click

[05:36:13] Nice, oh you went his balls just this fucking yeah, bro

[05:36:22] It's not like I touch my nuts bro. It basically did I mean not too far from it. Yeah, that was not like

[05:36:30] Hey gold gold

[05:36:35] Oh

[05:36:39] Guess do our guess do our guests. Oh wait. This is fact. Yeah. Well, hold up hold up

[05:36:46] Wait, this might be that's beat up on the bottom there you got a little bit

[05:36:51] It's like feel test. This is like

[05:36:53] Yeah, this is F2. This is feel tested

[05:36:57] Wow

[05:36:58] Well, it's good beat up though. Like okay. They actually did beat up this dare

[05:37:03] I'm not even kidding this is the best start to a case slash terminal opening we've ever had

[05:37:11] Yeah, let's get some class for that class class

[05:37:14] We've never had a start like this guy. It's normally just blues for an hour, and then I do a trade it up and then lose all the money

[05:37:21] This is pretty good chat like I had it up. Yeah, I mean like let's take our wins. We can get it

[05:37:27] Yeah, yeah, we're not doing trade-ups anymore. We're not doing them. Yeah, we're taking a break from trade

[05:37:34] full-time case

[05:37:38] Go unless we listen, we'll do a trade-up if we get the fodder from the cases

[05:37:44] We're not gonna sit there and spend seven of dollars on it. Yeah

[05:37:49] Go go go go go

[05:37:52] I

[05:37:55] Keep the sample not bad

[05:37:59] It could be worse David was another dreams, but I back to her

[05:38:04] Gold origami

[05:38:10] Let's get some music rolling. Yeah, Jack. Give me a fucking song requests. We need something crazy

[05:38:22] I

[05:38:24] Wasn't Justin Bieber kind of working for us. He was yeah, I think you hit two two big ones and the knife

[05:38:29] Yeah, the beads was working

[05:38:33] You gotta choose wisely though like not just any song

[05:38:40] Oh my god, I fear I've cooked

[05:38:42] I

[05:39:12] I'm a guy background change background change maybe yeah, I think we're gonna use the juice here

[05:39:42] I

[05:40:12] Oh

[05:40:25] Hated

[05:41:12] Miss me that I was more than all the miles

[05:41:15] You must have had yourself changed your heart like a pathway

[05:41:20] If you could try to get your voice drilled on the track

[05:41:24] Here we go

[05:41:26] As you promised me that I was more than all the miles

[05:41:30] Combined you must have had yourself changed your heart

[05:41:33] That halfway through the drive, because your voice

[05:41:35] Drill off the techie as you pass slants at certain

[05:41:39] Kept on driving shades and I thought a future turned right

[05:41:43] Now I have something to be minded

[05:41:45] In the flame that I can't face, memories

[05:41:48] Something even smoking weed is not a place

[05:41:51] And I am terrified of weather, cause I see what it rains

[05:41:56] Talk told me to travel, but there's COVID on the flames

[05:42:00] And I've heard of the more abysses season of the sticks

[05:42:04] And I saw your mom, she forgot that I exist

[05:42:08] It's half my fault but I just like to play the victim of dreams.

[05:42:13] Alcohol to my friends from folks who's in the dark.

[05:42:17] Dreamy, snaggled, soft, hurting you.

[05:42:21] Ain't no better than hitting my luck.

[05:42:24] Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.

[05:42:29] This is the case right here, right here, right here.

[05:42:31] Here we go, we got that.

[05:42:38] you

[05:43:08] you

[05:43:38] you

[05:44:08] you

[05:44:38] you

[05:45:08] you

[05:45:38] you

[05:46:08] you

[05:46:38] you

[05:47:08] you

[05:47:38] you

[05:48:08] you

[05:48:38] you

[05:49:08] you

[05:49:38] you

[05:50:08] you

[05:50:38] you

[05:51:38] can I may I talk to me I did I did check the the wallet we got about $200 remaining so so

[05:51:50] you're saying it may or may not be depot time well depot we started with 800 so let's remember

[05:51:59] sure whatever we depot we cannot use for a 24-hour period so we can stop at 800 and then do a lot

[05:52:06] tomorrow or we could do 200 now and then half like what a thousand tomorrow I think we play this

[05:52:16] by ear and we cross that bridge when we get there okay the next fucking 30 fucking cases are just

[05:52:25] blues then yeah it's like I gg go next we got some reds from the terms the terms were actually

[05:52:30] fine the cases were you know the cases how they normally are but listen we're not gonna get affected

[05:52:37] we're gonna stay cool com collection because this case has a fucking gold in it and i wasn't

[05:52:41] gonna tell you guys because i wanted to be surprised but fine you've worth my hand this is a

[05:52:45] gold wait you were gonna tell wait it's the gold right here i work at valve bro no way

[05:52:52] I tried to be cool um so let's start picking keys here what's happening somebody do something

[05:53:02] somebody help somebody say something damn guys listen listen okay let me paint a picture

[05:53:12] for you thanks you're beating the odds pretty hard at the beginning of this case opening

[05:53:14] and and all this is doing is leveling out the odds right that's all it is so it's nothing

[05:53:18] We're hitting some blues, that's fine, but it's leveling out the odds, bro.

[05:53:21] We're gonna hit big.

[05:53:22] Stay focused, man.

[05:53:23] You're right there.

[05:53:24] Don't let it stop you.

[05:53:25] Go.

[05:53:26] Go.

[05:53:27] Go.

[05:53:28] Go.

[05:53:29] Go.

[05:53:30] Go.

[05:53:31] Go.

[05:53:32] Go.

[05:53:33] Go.

[05:53:34] Go.

[05:53:35] Go.

[05:53:36] Go.

[05:53:37] Go.

[05:53:38] Go.

[05:53:39] Go.

[05:53:40] Go.

[05:53:41] Go.

[05:53:42] Go.

[05:53:43] Go.

[05:53:44] Go.

[05:53:45] Go.

[05:53:46] Go.

[05:53:47] Go.

[05:53:48] I don't know

[05:53:50] What is this?

[05:53:52] What gun is it?

[05:53:54] Yeah, don't don't don't even try. Oh, oh, yeah

[05:54:00] Yeah, what gun is it?

[05:54:09] Yo, this case is good because that pinks actually good right?

[05:54:12] Nothing yeah

[05:54:20] Oh not bad

[05:54:29] My mind here, bro, we were hot and then now we're just the fucking ice cold bro

[05:54:35] Nice. We got a static. No, nice. Not bad. We'll take

[05:54:42] It always goes like this every time it blew it's load too quick

[05:54:50] It's you know, you know, it eventually in life right out of his vector. I already know it's over eventually in life

[05:54:57] You're supposed to get lucky

[05:54:59] Where is that at? I don't understand cuz like when I get a gold. It's like

[05:55:04] This is all mathematically proven. I get a gold like one out of every 800

[05:55:09] Literally those are my stuff those are stats you can look them up. I have two golds and six hundred case seven

[05:55:15] I get a gold one every 800 times and then when I get it. It's shit. It's like

[05:55:20] Eventually you're gonna get lucky right like that's how life works. Why don't we say you have to get lucky eventually?

[05:55:27] I know I'm never gonna win. I'm always gonna be done. I understand

[05:55:32] Wait, what if you do get lucky get lucky by death punk, bro. Okay?

[05:55:36] Have us load it up really quick. I'm gonna

[05:55:43] We're gonna load it up relax

[05:55:46] What do you mean by load up though? He didn't explain that

[05:55:50] Not too sure man fucking hell

[05:55:54] Load up maybe just do 2020 again

[05:55:58] Yeah, but then that's a lot of money right there

[05:56:06] All right.

[05:56:08] Chad, do I depot $200 or do I save that for tomorrow?

[05:56:14] I'm going to say depot.

[05:56:17] What was that question? What was that?

[05:56:20] We can't do any terminals, Chad, because terminals are probably the most expensive thing here.

[05:56:25] here.

[05:56:30] Um,

[05:56:38] what did you know what? All right.

[05:56:43] Okay.

[05:56:49] Okay. Should I limit him? I'm actually,

[05:56:52] I don't know.

[05:56:55] I'm not doing all of it, bro, because then we can't do anything tomorrow.

[05:57:00] All right, Squishy, you're up.

[05:57:02] My mother?

[05:57:06] Squishy?

[05:57:07] No, I said, I'm sorry.

[05:57:09] I said, yeah, I'm eating some chips.

[05:57:11] Oh, no worries and worries.

[05:57:13] Okay.

[05:57:17] Let's do...

[05:57:19] I guess.

[05:57:21] I don't know if this is true, but I've seen a few people say it now where you can context

[05:57:43] support and get the limit like either pushed to be higher or removed

[05:57:49] I've seen like a bunch of people say that. Is that a myth?

[05:57:56] Yes? Yes you can. That's cap. No, no. I feel like O'Neil said on his stream like

[05:58:06] There's like a legal like it's like 50% through saying yeah

[05:58:13] Train has done it someone said

[05:58:18] Train uses third parties

[05:58:21] Yeah, yeah, I

[05:58:25] Have to return listen. I made the executive decision now with the budget. We we have

[05:58:31] I like that you're taking control of it.

[05:58:33] Let me just say that, bro.

[05:58:34] Because look, when I'm in control,

[05:58:36] I run off of the train, bro.

[05:58:39] Wait, so you like when I take control?

[05:58:43] Pause.

[05:58:47] I pause.

[05:58:48] Yeah.

[05:58:49] Yeah.

[05:58:50] Okay.

[05:58:52] Jesus Christ.

[05:58:53] All right.

[05:58:54] I made that.

[05:58:56] Yep, yep.

[05:58:57] So listen, I think, look at the amount we have right now.

[05:59:01] We have $144 because Jack cannot see because I have to buy keys.

[05:59:07] We have $144 remaining.

[05:59:09] Sweet mother Mary, what happened?

[05:59:11] It was 800.

[05:59:12] What happened?

[05:59:13] We burned through it.

[05:59:14] We burned through it quick.

[05:59:16] I'm telling you the terminals, bro.

[05:59:18] The terminals, eight, a majority are a budget.

[05:59:20] We have to stay away from the terminal terminals.

[05:59:23] Like they're broke.

[05:59:24] We have to.

[05:59:25] We cannot touch them, bro.

[05:59:27] Terminals are AIDS.

[05:59:28] We cannot touch them.

[05:59:29] Anyways, let's do this.

[05:59:31] Okay, let's do 20, 20, that's 50, that's $100 for 40 keys.

[05:59:39] I think you're right, I must, I think you're right.

[05:59:42] No, I'm 100 out of them.

[05:59:44] Bro, because think about it, we spent what,

[05:59:46] $90 on the terminals, and then we bought four weapons

[05:59:48] that were $40 plus dollars.

[05:59:51] Yep.

[05:59:52] That's really bad.

[05:59:56] Come on, is that right?

[05:59:58] I think we spend the rest of the budget. Maybe I'm not man-eating. What is that?

[06:00:06] Someone just said grown-ass man-eating lol. I don't know how that's a rose. Back to

[06:00:12] what I was saying. So basically here's what I'm thinking. We do dreams to the

[06:00:17] rest of the night. Why dreams? Jinxy? Why? Let me explain. Chromos are twice

[06:00:21] the price. We do dreams to get more cases. We run our budget to zero.

[06:00:25] If we're lucky, we spend more money and we keep doing cases.

[06:00:30] If we're unlucky, we call it there, we close the book, and we have a fresh slate of $2,000

[06:00:36] tomorrow.

[06:00:37] That's true.

[06:00:38] Thoughts, questions, concerns, talk to me.

[06:00:43] Yeah, night to the play for sure.

[06:00:45] Our dreams and I made the play for sure, 100%.

[06:00:47] It's literally less than half of what we spent at the moment.

[06:00:50] Yeah.

[06:00:51] Bro, another thing.

[06:00:52] Terminals ripped through our budget, bro.

[06:00:53] And you hit a knife on chroma bro, and it was just like yeah, you know me and you can hit the big one on dreams of nightmares

[06:01:02] I fucking love what you're saying squishy. Yep. Mm-hmm. Hi guys. Are we ready to roll?

[06:01:06] Ready to go you have 20 keys and 40 cases to go so I

[06:01:12] believe we can sneak in a few but

[06:01:16] Also, you get more trade-up material the more cases you open so opening more like

[06:01:19] good

[06:01:23] And the drink pickup is good too, right?

[06:01:27] Yes

[06:01:32] Not bad, we'll take that

[06:01:41] If you get like and we run hot right now if you run hot, let's do more cases

[06:01:45] But we weren't cold

[06:02:17] man like that yeah we're not mad at this fatty we're not mad at it wait are you sure that's healthy

[06:02:23] by the way so you said healthy like how healthy are you talking

[06:02:30] well it's teriyaki chicken with noodles rice eggs and onions

[06:02:36] I

[06:02:42] Saying it's not healthy

[06:02:46] How is that not healthy?

[06:02:52] They're saying too many carbs

[06:03:06] Let me have my barbs now.

[06:03:08] Oils, yeah.

[06:03:22] I'll put that. I never even eat all the noodles anyway, so relax.

[06:03:29] So, guys, the 900 pound elephant in the room.

[06:03:35] Yeah

[06:03:37] Looking not a very big element, but hey

[06:03:44] Listen you got a pink it's like it's trying to try that like when you get something good

[06:03:48] It has to outweigh it with some blue for the more blues you get the better the next thing

[06:03:53] See this is good. So you actually are rooting for a few more blues here

[06:03:58] Really?

[06:03:59] Yeah, I'm telling you it's how it works like you got something

[06:04:02] You're running for more blue. Yes, because then you're gonna hit big what you hit big it's gonna be a big hit

[06:04:08] So how many more blues should I want you tell me? Let's get like five more. Let's get a five more. I have more blues

[06:04:14] Okay, let's set a record

[06:04:16] No, no, we don't need to do all that

[06:04:20] I'm up loose. I'm up loose. This is good. This is good. So how many we are right now?

[06:04:25] Hear you but I don't really hear you. How is

[06:04:33] So this is what I'm trying to say it's all right. How is that good?

[06:04:37] Because what are the chances you keep getting blues at some point it has to stop which means when it stops

[06:04:41] It's gonna be a better item because you got such shit item so many times that I wrote about works out of make the rule

[06:04:48] We want this to be a blue. Oh, it has to

[06:04:51] Cali to be jet ten in a row. I think

[06:04:54] Pretty sure three four five six seven eight nine. Yep ten

[06:04:58] perfect

[06:05:02] Well, it's all about how you look at it, right? Like I think we're on track for a big one here

[06:05:07] Blue is perfect. Oh wait, you see the blues like there's people that would die for these by the way. Yes. Yes

[06:05:14] Thank you. It's all about your treasure doesn't mean that they're not treasure

[06:05:19] That yes, exactly

[06:05:21] So as you're saying there are people there are human beings

[06:05:25] No, who would die for the P?

[06:05:27] two thousand lifted spirits dreams of night wears best all well-worn

[06:05:32] Tied me if you want the skin right here. No, no, you didn't say what you didn't you said just be without a guy for this

[06:05:44] Hold that for me

[06:05:50] Another blue. Yes

[06:05:52] All right, come on.

[06:05:53] Go!

[06:05:53] That's right as well.

[06:05:54] Have us.

[06:05:55] All right, if this isn't allowed.

[06:05:57] You're not allowed to celebrate my demands.

[06:06:01] You're not allowed to celebrate blues, have us?

[06:06:03] Yes, let's go.

[06:06:05] It sounds like you're watching the Super Bowl over there,

[06:06:07] bro.

[06:06:07] Hey, bro, it's fucking blue.

[06:06:09] Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue.

[06:06:11] We need one more blue here, at least.

[06:06:13] One more, you said?

[06:06:14] OK.

[06:06:14] Yes.

[06:06:15] Here we go.

[06:06:15] We're set up.

[06:06:16] We're set up.

[06:06:16] 13 in a row.

[06:06:17] 13 in a row.

[06:06:18] So, Squirtzy, here we go.

[06:06:19] 13 blues in a row.

[06:06:20] So what's going to be in this case?

[06:06:22] It's gonna be like this one's gonna be fucking magnificent, bro

[06:06:25] You're never gonna forget this case. Let's press open man. Please try to be in it though. You said that

[06:06:29] No, no, no, just keep your eyes on it, bro. Just keep your eyes on it. Take a look. Open them real wide

[06:06:35] There you go. See you get a reward. You get a reward. You open blues and you get a reward. Let's fucking go. Keep going

[06:06:42] Keep him going. Let's fucking go

[06:06:47] Thirteen blues and we get our reward. That's what I'm saying, bro. Let's get another 30 views

[06:06:50] What's gonna be in this one? What do you mean, guys?

[06:06:52] Blue, bro. We're starting off a new blue screen.

[06:06:54] Starting off a new blue screen.

[06:06:55] Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, red, red, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue.

[06:07:01] Nice! Let's fucking go, Highbives.

[06:07:03] Nice. Love the energy, bro.

[06:07:04] So why, why, why do we want the blue? I'm confused.

[06:07:07] Can somebody fill me in?

[06:07:08] What is the...

[06:07:09] Did you miss what just happened?

[06:07:10] Did you miss what just happened?

[06:07:12] Did you watch the game, bro?

[06:07:13] You need blue?

[06:07:14] You need blue?

[06:07:15] I get the thank you.

[06:07:16] Thank you.

[06:07:17] You need blue?

[06:07:18] for like a year. I can't just get the max win. You just did the purple. How the that's

[06:07:26] like the minimum win. Well now we're reset. We're looking for another one. We lost money

[06:07:32] on the side of the wind. There we go. There we go. Max win. But I told you. I told you.

[06:07:41] Wait, that's new. There I say. There I say. Wait, guys, this is this is FM. This

[06:07:47] is FM dare I fucking say guys this is back new I swear to god oh my god there's nothing

[06:07:52] there's not a speck of them there's not anywhere there's nothing I can't even see a piece of

[06:08:04] damage anywhere actually wait but I was two words no three words you know what I was what

[06:08:10] are the three words I don't know what the three words are I know I know I know trade

[06:08:16] up fodder. Yes. Yes. That's what it is. It's straight up fodder, bro.

[06:08:22] It's getting right here. FT. 100 bucks.

[06:08:25] Yeah. It could have been 200, but now it's 100.

[06:08:29] So what was I trying to say?

[06:08:31] Blue, blue, blue, blue. And then we get hit with the red, bro.

[06:08:34] I'm making an observation, though. Yes.

[06:08:37] The reds.

[06:08:39] Like, bro, how about this 100 bucks you said?

[06:08:41] Yeah, on Steam Market, it's 100 bucks.

[06:08:44] This right here.

[06:08:46] And Chad, really walk with me here.

[06:08:48] This is a field tested red, right?

[06:08:51] Like, just, you know, a solid bull.

[06:08:53] Nothing crazy.

[06:08:54] This is worth the same as most golds.

[06:08:58] Is that not insane?

[06:09:00] Like, I feel like the general price of a knife.

[06:09:02] More than some golds, that's what I'm saying.

[06:09:04] I feel like the general price of a knife

[06:09:06] should be more than, because like, obviously, right?

[06:09:10] Golds are way more rare than reds.

[06:09:13] So like, most of the time when I get a red, it's like 60 to 100 bucks.

[06:09:16] But then most of the time when I get a gold, it's just 100 bucks.

[06:09:18] It's like, or what's the difference?

[06:09:21] I feel like I might have changed.

[06:09:23] And I thought it was like 700 bucks.

[06:09:24] Do y'all remember that? Yeah. Yeah.

[06:09:26] I thought it was like 700 bucks because like, I'm like, oh my God, finally 400 cases.

[06:09:30] But it's like the golds aren't even really worth that much more than the reds.

[06:09:33] Like obviously not the insane golds.

[06:09:36] Are you saying the gold should 100% always be worth my red?

[06:09:38] I think the golds should not be reds because the golds are more red.

[06:09:42] I think that might have changed a bit because they made that trade-off thing exist

[06:09:45] so that's why it got more expensive

[06:09:49] It's just observation because it's like okay well

[06:09:51] Rage are obviously not as rare as gold so why are like most not all

[06:09:58] Most golds the same price as red. Why?

[06:10:02] It's just shitting. Yeah, it's not gonna be the trade-off thing. Okay. I'm out I'm out.

[06:10:07] But

[06:10:09] Not a bad opening so far.

[06:10:13] There's two reds or three reds?

[06:10:17] Two reds and a bunch of pinks? Two reds and a bunch of pinks, yes.

[06:10:21] If I'm being honest, bro,

[06:10:25] this is one of our better openings.

[06:10:29] Which is pretty insane to say. I think this is one of our

[06:10:33] better openings. Bro, that one day you hit, I think

[06:10:37] i think it was twenty nine blues in a row

[06:10:39] and then another twenty blues in a row

[06:10:41] that was that was a little bit of a deal

[06:10:43] we did the seven hundred dollar trade-off and got a nine dollar knife

[06:10:45] that was all in one

[06:10:47] yeah

[06:10:48] that was probably the worst thing in the whole life

[06:10:50] that was probably the worst thing

[06:11:01] hey, avis, you know you sold that knife? does that count as like your budget or no?

[06:11:05] you didn't add that money

[06:11:06] Yeah, it's I'm guessing it's money out is what it's trial is what you spend per day. Yeah

[06:11:18] That makes sense

[06:11:25] Any song requests guys

[06:11:29] Um

[06:11:31] I

[06:11:33] Think let me think

[06:11:38] Yeah, it's on Kevin G without you, you know what let's do it

[06:11:46] Let's do it have us have us. Let's fucking do it

[06:11:52] 40,000 views wholly underrated you after hoodie on my chair

[06:11:57] Still flying your hair tie everywhere

[06:12:01] My friends keep talking real you're fine, but every joke falls flat at each time

[06:12:10] Try to fill the silence with the deep end that is wild, but every crowd feels different

[06:12:17] Without you, you're just too far

[06:12:22] Without you, you're just too far

[06:12:26] I've never heard this song

[06:12:29] What is this song? What is this from?

[06:12:33] No, no

[06:12:56] you

[06:13:26] you

[06:13:56] you

[06:14:26] you

[06:14:56] you

[06:15:26] I

[06:15:42] Have a good future

[06:15:56] Oh

[06:16:22] What's up, bro talk to me have us like

[06:16:26] That's good, but here's the thing.

[06:16:30] Trade it up on it.

[06:16:32] Yeah, can you look at the where?

[06:16:34] Shit.

[06:16:36] Does that affect anything?

[06:16:38] So that does affect the float cap of the knives.

[06:16:42] But it's okay, we can still do it.

[06:16:44] No, no, that fuck that. This game is so fucking greasy and disgusting.

[06:16:48] So I get a red, which I'm due for, what, what at every 125 faces?

[06:16:53] Yeah.

[06:16:54] the flow it's gotta be the perfect now the details why tell me that why tell me

[06:16:59] that now what do you think see listen it does not matter if you hit the dopplers

[06:17:09] the dopplers only come in fact new and minimal where everything else is

[06:17:18] Everything else, let's save.

[06:17:19] It's not four reds, holy shit.

[06:17:21] We can actually do it right now.

[06:17:31] Not bad.

[06:17:32] Not good.

[06:17:35] Wow, we're actually out of cases.

[06:17:37] Wow, this clue, wow.

[06:17:38] Gamma Doppler, Gamma Doppler, Gamma Doppler!

[06:17:41] Go, go, go!

[06:17:42] Wait, no! Fuck the train!

[06:17:43] Can I just get a knife?

[06:17:45] From a case? Is that even possible?

[06:17:47] Can I just get like a like a $3,000 knife can I get that from a case beyond that even possible?

[06:17:55] Um, no anything's possible man. No a a fuck that

[06:17:59] Tell them to be shared it up. Is it even possible to get this shit? So

[06:18:03] Think about this the

[06:18:06] odds to get a

[06:18:08] The odds to get a like a $3,000 knife and a trade up is 0.77 percent

[06:18:14] That's in a trade-up in which guarantees you what you want basically you know what I'm saying

[06:18:21] That's saying 50 50 so it is 50 50. Yeah

[06:18:30] What are the odds probably like 0.0001

[06:18:34] Not bad

[06:18:44] So, there we go, let's let it crash.

[06:18:55] So, alright, so talk to me, fatherwise, what are we looking for, fatherwise?

[06:19:03] So the only question mark is that 1M4 that you have that's red if you want to trade that

[06:19:08] or not?

[06:19:09] If you trade it then you can trade it.

[06:19:10] Yeah, but that's not, I don't think that's the question, but I'm going to be honest.

[06:19:13] Hey, Squishy, are you like, hold up, no hold on.

[06:19:16] Squishy, Squishy, are you like infiltrating me?

[06:19:20] Bro, Shraida, I'm out, I'll fucking, no,

[06:19:23] I must have us, I must have us out actually, like out.

[06:19:27] No, no, no, Jixi, that's not the good one.

[06:19:29] Oh, it's not the one, it's like, okay, okay, okay.

[06:19:30] You have a second one.

[06:19:31] I didn't know, I didn't know.

[06:19:33] We good, we good.

[06:19:34] I would go with the pain stone.

[06:19:36] Can you chuckle track please?

[06:19:38] No, no, it would be equipped.

[06:19:40] It's equipped tier one.

[06:19:42] I was literally going to stop you in the face.

[06:19:44] Okay, so now,

[06:19:46] all right,

[06:19:48] talk to me how about,

[06:19:50] how much is our trade up value now?

[06:19:52] How much is our trade up value now?

[06:19:54] I have to do the calculations

[06:19:56] because again, I told you

[06:19:58] the floats do affect the gun,

[06:20:00] the knives.

[06:20:02] I know the night quality so I do got to do the calculations. Can you

[06:20:08] Wait have us what if you could trade up a pink to get a better

[06:20:13] Yeah, yeah, we'll do that. We get a better wear of that way. We popped out at one in the morning. Well worn

[06:20:19] Minimal minimal wear, so we'll pop this

[06:20:22] trade up

[06:20:24] 10 pinks and let's see what red we get. Oh, that's also well worn though. How does that work?

[06:20:28] And that yeah, that's pretty bad

[06:20:33] Formative train that boggles putting the word performative in front of any sentence doesn't immediately make it. Okay boggles are literally a idiot. Oh

[06:20:41] Squishy by the way

[06:20:43] me and Jinx were cleaning house and

[06:20:47] We couldn't find

[06:20:50] High-fives honestly, it's better if you don't even tell him what happened

[06:20:55] Wait, what happened?

[06:20:57] You were cleaning house and what happened? What do you mean by cleaning house though?

[06:21:03] Do you remember? Okay, I put it simple. Do you remember the $300 Galeel skin we had?

[06:21:09] Yeah, I should be like a designer. Yeah, you said put it in the container. Yeah.

[06:21:14] that

[06:21:44] That's expensive that's expensive and you put it in I remember that's what I said because then high vibes was like oh

[06:21:56] Well, maybe we didn't even get it. They wouldn't get it. I was like no

[06:21:59] I remember squishy was like put that in the container and we did yeah, but that's what

[06:22:06] Like four times the night you get usually right the $60

[06:22:08] Yeah, it's like the best gold ever and we fucking sold it!

[06:22:12] Didn't sell it, you just chitted it up.

[06:22:15] Yeah.

[06:22:17] It got lost, I don't know where it went, I think, so let me be honest.

[06:22:22] Maybe it'll turn into a gold here, like a good gold.

[06:22:24] Holy, we have two trade-ups. Well, probably not.

[06:22:28] It's all good, man. Everything happens for a reason, bro. We're about to hit huge.

[06:22:33] Wait, I should do...

[06:22:35] Do we even have enough for the red?

[06:22:37] Let me let me think let me let me let me do dreams and nightmares just so we can

[06:22:42] Almost guarantee a dream tonight marriage red because you want that you want to buy my off. I have a fact new

[06:22:50] IDP dragon or

[06:22:52] Okay, so how much how much you read it at four

[06:22:55] Bro, I don't want to buy any skins though. I kind of want to pull all my skins

[06:22:58] I want to be like I'm not gonna lie. Thanks. That skin is like if you have that skin

[06:23:03] It's like crazy or a weekend. How much does your worth?

[06:23:05] This is all dreams and nightmares so we should get a dreams and nightmares read

[06:23:10] Ready

[06:23:35] Of course, of course, of course, um, no, okay, trade them all up, well, we got to relax here in the case on you paid 32

[06:23:45] What you paid 3200 for the I jimsy can do can do can do jimsy. I won't let you I won't let you know this one's a high-float

[06:23:55] Yeah, that's fine, I think you have enough 32,000

[06:24:00] Okay, son you spent $32,000 dude thinks the sticker on that that if you hold it was like 50k plus

[06:24:07] Yep

[06:24:08] You spent the stick

[06:24:11] Just a sticker

[06:24:13] That's just like I'm just saying no stop do stop stop a

[06:24:17] between I'm just seeing I'm just saying I'm just saying I'm just saying

[06:24:23] listen listen okay her pulse to paint purple to make we're gonna be smart I'd

[06:24:29] sell it for less to you okay so I can't buy any skins bro like I want it but

[06:24:34] like I want to be max DJ didn't pull everything oh yes bang oh that's good

[06:24:41] That's really good. Good now pink to put or not a purple purple purple

[06:24:47] I'll see if we can do about this

[06:24:51] Any golds today Oasis, you know the thing is

[06:24:55] There's a 50% chance you came in and you actually said any golds today

[06:24:59] But then there's also the 50% chance that you you were in the stream the entire time and you know exactly what you're doing

[06:25:06] Yeah, bro Oasis there hasn't been a gold there hasn't been a golden days because I've been banned

[06:25:12] So Oasis just wait and let it marinate because rather do a trade out for a gold prop. So we're gonna get an auto gold today

[06:25:21] Bro, I'll be honest though, bro, like we're doing a trade up when we can't even maximum like what's even the point?

[06:25:27] What's the point, bro?

[06:25:29] Are you still pretty big?

[06:25:31] I think you can still hit like a 10k plus knife

[06:25:43] I'll do a dreams the nightmares collection and if you hit a gamma Doppler emerald, that's $10,000

[06:25:50] It's a terrible idea to do more cases and see if we can farm another red before we trade up or what do you guys think?

[06:25:55] It's not about it. Yeah, probably an awful idea. Yeah

[06:25:58] Thanks, listen bro you're in a good mood right now like if you open more cases

[06:26:03] You know what? Let me get another beer and then we'll think about it. Let me get over here

[06:26:07] Alright, these guys

[06:26:09] Hi guys, Brutus!

[06:26:13] He's fresh off a ban bro like he's feeding for some more cases for the sound

[06:26:25] Straighten all these blues up

[06:26:28] Not bad.

[06:26:35] And then.

[06:26:44] Very good.

[06:26:52] Mmm, so now we do

[06:26:57] You have to those glills are any of those the one

[06:27:02] Mmm, nope. I was midway, right? Yeah, okay

[06:27:10] Okay.

[06:27:14] Hmm.

[06:27:21] I said.

[06:27:34] I think this gives us chroma.

[06:27:36] Chat, no.

[06:27:37] Yeah, I think this is giving us chroma though lucky

[06:27:48] Wait, that's actually really good. Wait, that ass

[06:27:53] Where is it?

[06:27:55] Wait, check where check where check where

[06:27:57] Oh, wait. Oh my god. You're replacing right at the bad one

[06:28:03] Wait hold up wait, that's wait. Let me check. What does this go for? That's really good

[06:28:11] Chessing 300 300 how do you instantly know? I

[06:28:15] Don't think it's 300. That's crazy. I think it's 300

[06:28:20] It's actually insane how much more profitable trade-offs are than cases none of them are profitable, but

[06:28:26] Wait, so like on CS flow. It's

[06:28:29] It's 120, you did.

[06:28:33] Yeah, why'd you guys say 300?

[06:28:34] Why'd you do that?

[06:28:36] Yeah, just because it's a Mac panel.

[06:28:38] Is that new?

[06:28:41] Back new.

[06:28:43] Back new is, no.

[06:28:44] Brother, trade at, or it's actually statistically proven,

[06:28:47] but trade-ups are five times more profitable than cases.

[06:28:50] Like cases is a little...

[06:28:52] Also, trade-ups are not profitable, let's be clear.

[06:28:54] Trade-ups are 20% ROI.

[06:28:56] Case are four.

[06:28:57] You just lose less.

[06:28:59] You lose last year.

[06:29:01] Wait, so, okay, now we're not trading it up,

[06:29:03] but if we were to trade it up,

[06:29:05] what are we looking at of us?

[06:29:07] Value-wise.

[06:29:09] Yeah, let me,

[06:29:17] to,

[06:29:19] somebody said buy a hyperbeast.

[06:29:22] Buy a hyperbeast, aren't those like $400?

[06:29:24] I already have hyperbeast.

[06:29:25] But we are not trading up I ever beat fuck that

[06:29:33] But you'll have to ever be so

[06:29:35] We have a dissing block put block in put block in for gloves for new gloves for what put block in for the worst thing

[06:29:42] Now what's the worst thing that probably one of these

[06:29:46] Well worn night wish maybe

[06:29:52] But okay

[06:29:55] I don't think that's a good idea

[06:30:01] But if they want to

[06:30:07] Hyperbies for Karambit wait what?

[06:30:12] If we buy a hyperbies we can get a karambit we have a hyperbies extra one

[06:30:19] No pretty sure. Yeah. Yeah, how about saying hi to my previous?

[06:30:23] I'm pretty sure. Yeah, there's two.

[06:30:28] Wait, take out the night which put it in a block.

[06:30:33] See, the issue is, I'm not ice-cropping this, but I do not.

[06:30:38] This is a good trade-up, NELF.

[06:30:40] This is like a max-win trade-up. You're not going to get anything profitable out of this.

[06:30:44] So, like, this is the thing. The more, like, different things you can trade up into,

[06:30:49] I appreciate more chance to hit shit as well, right?

[06:30:53] How about like, it was all night,

[06:30:54] it was all like things in the night.

[06:30:55] Max, when traded off,

[06:30:56] were you not gonna get your, what do you mean?

[06:30:59] This is like, I mean, I'll do the calculations,

[06:31:01] but I think it's like a 0.0 number percentage

[06:31:06] of getting something like profitable,

[06:31:08] but let me just do it.

[06:31:12] Well, 0.0 of getting something profitable

[06:31:14] or 0.0 of getting multiple things,

[06:31:17] which really talks like a percent.

[06:31:19] I just think I just think this is not gonna work. They're saying no Glock. I

[06:31:24] Don't think the clocks are good idea. I also don't

[06:31:28] You like spreading out between collections, you know what I mean, yeah, that's what I say like

[06:31:32] What do you focus on a trade-up? You usually focus on like one collection. So what do you want to focus on a night wish?

[06:31:40] I mean, it's your trade-up. It's your straight up at the end of the day

[06:31:43] Brother brother

[06:31:45] My mindset is pretty fucking simple. I'm here to bring the house down

[06:31:52] Okay, let me just do this just

[06:32:00] Yeah

[06:32:04] What it's battles thanks. No, that's not sure all right bad chat

[06:32:09] All right, so this is F T this is your eyebrows are battle scars yo boggles

[06:32:21] legitimately bro you need help hi guys maybe we go no glocks they fuck the

[06:32:28] gloves no block and just throw in is there anybody get another rather we

[06:32:34] I'm cooked.

[06:32:36] Ah, we're cooked.

[06:32:39] Okay, take out the Glock.

[06:32:43] Okay, and put in what?

[06:32:47] Probably the better Nightwish out of the two.

[06:32:50] What the Sarah?

[06:32:52] No, they're both bonkers.

[06:32:54] All right.

[06:32:56] 844.

[06:32:58] Is that one?

[06:33:04] Are you going to edge it or what are we like guys guys? Yeah, I'm going to be as a choir as a committee

[06:33:11] Do we agree? This is the five best items for sure. Yeah

[06:33:14] But you guys

[06:33:16] What do you guys want?

[06:33:18] No, I think I'm kind of with high-five. I think it's going to hurt to trade it overall

[06:33:24] Yeah

[06:33:26] What if there's just insane gloves in there man?

[06:33:28] But I feel like you're you're like gravitating toward a glock though

[06:33:31] So it's your trade up, bro.

[06:33:32] Like if you want the Glock in there, maybe it's going to maybe some good.

[06:33:35] And we could slide something out.

[06:33:36] We pulled this.

[06:33:37] We pulled this.

[06:33:39] Check.

[06:33:40] Oh, you're glad, bro.

[06:33:40] Glock or no Glock.

[06:33:42] Glock or no Glock.

[06:33:43] Glock gives us a chance at gloves, but it does weaken the trade up.

[06:33:49] What chance does that block give us that gloves?

[06:33:52] What chance?

[06:33:52] What's the percentage?

[06:33:53] Very, very low because it's very low because it's an outlier

[06:33:57] and it's only one of that collection in trade up.

[06:34:00] I do a thing if you do it doesn't it be like

[06:34:03] Well-worn for baddest work. Oh, let's do this ready

[06:34:08] Yeah, are you guys ready? Yeah, let's should we add your rip it?

[06:34:14] Whatever whatever you're feeling if you're just if you just want to go

[06:34:18] I'm gonna rip it, but I'm gonna do an introduction. All right guys ready

[06:34:22] Yeah, yes, I'm ripping it guys edging doesn't work. It doesn't fucking work. All right

[06:34:30] What's the song? We're gonna rip it. We have to do this song though. Alright. I have a question

[06:34:42] though before we start. Yes, right now. What do you think we're gonna get out of this?

[06:34:46] Like what monetary value do you think is gonna be the pull from this trade up? $11,000.

[06:34:52] 11,000. Do you want to see what you're going into?

[06:34:56] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, let me make sure this is correct one.

[06:35:00] You think you're going to max win here, Jakes?

[06:35:05] Yes, I know I'm going to max win.

[06:35:06] You know you're going to max win.

[06:35:08] All right, bro, I'm with you.

[06:35:10] How much does the trade up cost?

[06:35:11] Probably hundreds, really, like hundreds, like hundreds.

[06:35:14] Butterfly knife gamma Doppler 12,000 no 0.16% spawn rate not bad

[06:35:29] M9 bayonet. Oh my god. Carrambit M9 bayonet. Carrambit M9 bayonet. Carrambit Butterfly.

[06:35:39] All right, are you guys ready that top row is what you want to hit bro that top row are you guys ready?

[06:35:46] Yes, yes, yes, yep

[06:35:54] We've never had

[06:35:56] We've never even had a profitable case opening.

[06:36:08] We've never even had a day where we came close to making profit on CS.

[06:36:15] People come in the chat all the time and they say profit question mark.

[06:36:17] Knowing damn well the answer to their question.

[06:36:22] Today, everything changes.

[06:36:26] I'm going to click ready to trade it up and I'm going to click proceed. We're not going to edge it because edging it never works.

[06:36:32] Today!

[06:36:34] Today!

[06:36:39] Is the day we give

[06:36:41] $8,000.00

[06:36:44] Max.

[06:36:45] Today today!

[06:36:46] Yep.

[06:36:47] Hi, guys. You're great.

[06:36:48] I agree.

[06:36:50] You know, I heard this quote when I was a young boy, I stopped looking for that quote.

[06:37:00] Don't quote his three words.

[06:37:03] Why not you?

[06:37:05] And I've messed up all the time.

[06:37:07] Why not me?

[06:37:09] People?

[06:37:10] People get $12,000 damage on first?

[06:37:13] Why not me?

[06:37:15] It's time to make profit on CSGO!

[06:37:32] What do you think it's worth, bro?

[06:37:52] You want me to be honest?

[06:37:53] I bet I could.

[06:37:54] It's $74.

[06:38:00] is worth $83. Oh, nice, bro. Nice, but is this shit ever going to end legitimately?

[06:38:10] Is this ever going to fucking end? How much does that trade up like 500 bucks, probably?

[06:38:14] Yeah, over 500. Plus 83.

[06:38:18] I don't know, man. It's one more. Somebody just said, Hey, bro, go fuck yourself.

[06:38:26] the

[06:38:33] the

[06:38:39] Oh my god.

[06:38:46] Oh my god.