Jynxzi
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03-27-2026 ยท 6h 23m
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To me, I'm never leaving, fall out of line, out of line.
I'd fall anywhere with you, I'm by your side.
Swinging in the rain, humming melody.
We're not going anywhere until we freeze.
There am eight minutes early, how do you close the rain?
I'm not afraid anymore, I'm not afraid
Forever is a long time
But I, what am I standing here by your side?
Oh this song I forgot about his song.
I forgot about it.
Jabba got a jam packed fucking schedule today.
We're going to be starting off with some R6 GEO guesser.
Then we got day two of chess with Gotham Chess.
I'm locking in today, mother of us.
I'm locking in today.
Really super duper excited about it.
And then after that, we have RLCS with Stompin and Squishy.
And then after that, we have a gigantic queso.
But it's going to be a cinema fucking stream today.
If you're not already, grab your penis
and start stroking it at a medium velocity with,
with or without lotion.
I would recommend lotion.
Slime, think of it as your one step,
think of it as your one step.
Now, chat.
Update the title, what do you mean?
What do you mean, what do you mean, what do you mean?
What do you mean, update the title?
What do you mean, what do you mean?
Carefully we fall away.
One more song.
One more song, one more song, one more song.
One more song, one more song, one more song, one more song.
One more song, one more song, one more song.
Jack, anybody got a song request?
Ever got a song request?
Carefully we fall out of our own.
So far down from my own.
Said it first.
I won't lie.
Oh, I missed a repair on that.
Sorry about that.
Okay, what's that?
What the fuck?
Okay, what the fuck is happening?
You better, than he can, and then you're a cute desserter, can I know, man?
Tell me why I'll be wasting time on all your wasted time, and you should be with me instead.
I'm back to show you, you better.
Hi, bud!
Hi, bud, just tweak my volume, bro!
You just tweak my fucking volume?
Hi Bites, I'm in flow state right now. Miho? I'm in flow state.
Jack, this is like the best era of music, bro. Deadass. Bro, music is just ass now, bro.
Jack, can I get a reach lead? Can I get a reach lead?
Tiger Woods was in a car crash? What do you mean?
Tiger Woods? Us?
Tiger Woods involved in a rollover car crash in Florida?
Another one!
What?
Bro, wasn't Tiger Woods in a rollover car crash like two years ago?
What?
No, bro, he was in another one.
Keep us in another one. I swear to God he was
Bro, is he okay?
Jupiter Island in Florida
Bro, what?
Tiger Woods suffered significant leg injuries in a one car crash in Southern, California. Yes
So he had a car crash in Southern, California with a rollover
Bro, I knew it! Bro, this guy had two rollover cratches!
Is he okay, bro?
Bro, I remember in the last one, he got like a DUI.
The mugshot was like viral.
Yeah, this was the mugshot.
Holy shi- he looks zapped here.
Bro, what the fuck, Tiger?
I guess. What's going on, bro?
What the fuck, dude? My go. What's happening, bro?
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. This isn't really advice, but it's like,
maybe don't drive a car if you're under the influence. I don't know.
Again! Bro, another one!
Mogged. Frame-mogged.
Mogged.
guys like what somebody said Bishop f6 Bishop e6 yo dark night we're not even in a chess
game are you like crazy what all right chat let's go ladies and gentlemen today wait hi
guys I need to get in a call so you can explain the rules to me just so I know what I'm doing
Guys, we got R6 GeoGuessor part two.
Now, but I hope everybody involved in that rollover accident is okay.
I hope Tiger's okay.
It sounds like it was just him in the accident in his car rolling over.
Um, yeah, I hope Tiger's okay.
And I hope Tiger goes to like rehab or something, bro.
That's the second fucking time he's been in a rollover.
Twice it's like, all right.
Now, um, let me call Hi-Vice.
Hi-Vice, I'm going to call you on Discord.
Now, Chad, I'm kidding, I'm going to have Hi-Vice explain the rules, bro.
because I know wait memory we fall out of line now hello hi mind what it's up baby
how's it going how's it going so have eyes I see we have 25 options in geogas
here explain to me how this works bro yeah so you'll have 25 guesses it's just
like geogas or it's based off point so if you get if you get already know what
the first one is, sorry, I already know what a first one is.
If you get pinpoint, it'll be 5,000 points.
And then from that point forward, or from that point
further, it will be less and less and less.
All right, all right.
Everyone locked in.
Now, how do I pick?
So you're going to open the mini map at the bottom left,
wherever you think.
So you can just expand it.
Yep.
And then what map, first you have to guess the map.
You have to narrow down the map.
Wow.
Whatever map you think it is.
Oh my, this is elite, high vibes, great work.
Okay, I understand.
I understand it now.
So now, high vibes.
There's 25 rounds.
How many are easy?
And what are the levels?
What are the levels?
It's a mix.
I don't have the number, but there's a lot.
There's a lot more easy ones than hard ones.
And then a lot more hard ones than impossible ones for sure.
Okay.
How many impossible ones are in here?
Let me check.
Let me check.
Let me see.
Have I don't like touch the women's high-fives like I'm going to get all of
these brown.
All right.
12 easy six impossible and.
Uh, seven hard seven hard.
Okay. Hi guys. Um,
now I've asked what if I get 20 correct?
What are the odds?
20 correct.
Will you get a tattoo on your left butt cheek?
Next question.
Yeah. I don't know about that one. Hmm.
If you get 20 corrects,
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm so scared.
I'll give you one sub.
I'll give you one sub.
I'll give you one sub.
The easy ones are going to be the layups.
Okay. So, hi guys.
How many?
Okay. Hi guys.
Am I going to be able to get the impossible ones?
Tell them straight up. Are they hard?
The impossible ones are pretty hard.
I'm not going to lie.
You'll see for the easy ones,
There's a lot of context around it.
You know what I'm saying?
Like you see the floor, you see the boxes,
you kind of see how the room's designed.
For the harder ones, it narrows down.
And then for the impossible ones,
you just see the object I'm trying to have you focus on.
So that object that you're trying to focus on
is only in one map.
And you have to narrow it down
to where it is in that map.
Pat, let's do this.
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Okay.
All right, have us.
I'm gonna lock in, okay?
Okay, lock in.
Yeah, that's
All right, so now we all know the rules.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are back with our six GEO guesser.
And this one is even better than the last one
because we added in a mini map.
Hi guys, designed this website, literally.
We added a mini map where I can pick
any of these maps, any of these maps
and I can pick the floor and go for an exact guess.
Now, there's 25 options.
Have I said 12 are easy, six are impossible,
and I believe seven are hard.
I hope that's the correct math.
Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, let's go.
First map, I literally know exactly where this is.
This is basement on Clubhouse facing AKs
to the left of Tallbox.
I really need to get laid.
Okay, so boom, basement, arsenal room,
basement all the way.
You can you can make the map bigger. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Vamo. Vamo.
Like this. Have mine. Yeah. Okay.
We wait, wait, wait. Okay. So arsenal room, AK's tall box.
I'm that's what we're looking at. There's AK's.
Right here. Hi, guys. Are you ready?
Yeah.
What? Wait, I thought you said the max was 5,000!
Yeah, the max you can get is 5,000 per guess.
So, 5,000...
I'm right on it!
Well, look at the map. View the map.
See how far you are from the point.
Jinxie, this is when you walk into the room of right side.
Oh, I'm ready! Wrong!
Okay. High-fives, now I got it.
I read it wrong, High-Mind. I read it wrong.
Now I got it. I'm so sorry.
That's blue. I'm a bot. I'm a bot. All right. Now I'm locked ready. Yep. Oh my God. I know exactly what this is
Okay, this is night. Wait, this is easy. Okay. This is not that easy
Jack, I feel like most people don't know this. This is night even labs
garage
But oh this
I think this is night even labs underneath the stairwell
But also I think this could be the hallway the storage hallway
Let me see basement first floor. Yep first floor. Okay. Let me lock it on the map
So yeah cargo control control
Warehouse see I think it's right in here. I'm gonna go literally right here control hallway these boxes
I'm wait what I was off again
Yeah, it's that that's a forklift in garage. Oh my god, it is for cliff and garage chatter. Do you guys know these?
Okay, I'm gonna do better. Bro. Okay. Okay. Okay. I mix it up. All right. Now I'm not missing again. Oh my okay. This is easy
Chalet, top floor next to the bed, right where we all goon.
Chalet, top floor, we've all gooned here.
Chalet, top floor, listen, listen, you leave the closet.
You take three steps to the right and you're facing the wolf, right?
Precisely, right exactly here.
We still haven't gotten to 5,000 yet.
Shisa.
High five.
You made this hard.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh my God.
I think I...
Jack.
Who knows this?
Because I know it.
This is downstairs fireplace villa.
Downstairs fireplace villa.
Villa?
First floor?
Oh my God.
First...
Okay.
This is going to be hard.
First floor on villa is gigantic.
Oh God.
Oh, God! This is going to be difficult. Okay, living room, library. It's not library. It's
the little room that nobody ever sits in. It might be piano room. Yeah, because I think
if you pop out of art, you're right here. Because you jump in this art studio window,
you walk straight. This is right next to the piano. And it's facing the fireplace
right here. Hi guys, I just owned you. How's that $4,000? Let me see. Where was that? Oh,
I was so close. Oh, it's fine. We're getting a room rather than every single one. Whoa.
Okay. I'm literally, like, I'm now realizing by doing this chat, I have deeply rooted
issues. This is downstairs. This is blue bar in coastline looking up at the roof. See,
I'm a loser. I'm literally a loser. Jack, I like, we should all know this. If you don't
know this, you're probably silver. I'm going to be honest. If you don't know this, you're
probably silver. I'm going to be honest. This is literally you walk in, you walk in
blue bar. It's right here. Coastline first floor service, blue bar. Now I need to
get exact. Now the paintings the
paintings of right here are
right here. So we're slightly to
the right of that it's going to
be right here. Please be 5000.
But fast fast.
Pay attention to show that's
right. I don't think that's
right. Yes, the paint those
paintings are not on that wall.
So it's on effect. I got
Mandela affected. What?
I don't think it's wrong. That wall is fine pocket. We haven't got a hard yet easy easy with tablets
It goes 12 easy then hard, right?
Love it
So it gets progressively harder. I mean chat again if you don't know this you're literally gold. I'm sorry
This is train on cafe. Everyone should know this
train on cafe
This is train or cafe bro.
Now it's second floor.
It's not third floor.
It's not first.
This is second floor.
Wait a minute.
It could be mining because mining is next to train but I know mining has these signs
on it.
Wait, I think I know exactly what it says.
Now this might be a pointless unnecessary fade away but Jack, you see the train.
You want to guess train, right?
Wrong.
mining there are two paintings right on these windows I know this because I have
30,000 hours on the game there's two paintings right here in mining it's
gonna be this one right here I'm gonna be guarantee it
sure hi guys was it in training it's right yeah well you're right it's in
my name but it's on the opposite wall okay hi guys I was right are you
impressed on that was right though? This one's pretty easy, Jinx. You're not doing too well.
Hi, guys. Put a sock in it. Hi, guys. 90% of people would have guessed that that sign was in
train. That is true. That is true. I guarantee it. Okay. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I've
rushed the store so many times. This is the best ram rush in the game. If you go ram and
ram the store here because you break the soft wall right here and it breaks the hack.
This is upstairs exterior of border.
How hard can the hard ones be? I'm nervous.
Okay. Chad, this is right here. Oh my god. Okay.
This is going to be my first 5000 concrete. That's concrete.
That's top east. Okay. So let's lock in.
East stairs.
Walk in here, Jinx.
Pool. What is pool?
Anchor desk, peeper. Okay.
How about what is pool half wall half wall? Yeah
This is literally
I was I'm gonna say I'm pretty impressed with this brother. This is well made
Okay, right. This is right here chat
Maybe it's closer. I need to give 5,000. So how about how do I get 5,000 has to be the exact unit?
There's a there's a little bit of give but yeah, it has to be pretty close the radius one yet, bro. Okay
Okay, perfect score right here, because you go, it's about three steps, I'm like right
here, please.
Yes!
There we go, chat!
We all would have known that, chat, let's be honest, we all knew that, right?
Oh my God, wait, this is still considered easy.
Okay, I think I know exactly where this is.
Let me think though, shy stuff.
See the thing is, Nighthaven labs,
a lot of the walls and stuff look similar,
a lot of the rooms and stuff look similar.
So I have to really lock in here.
Now, I believe I know exactly where this is.
Now I know exactly where this is.
I'm literally such a chad.
So to the left of this bird, hi guys,
there is two wooden walls, right?
Mm-hmm.
I just, no, I'm him, I'm him, I'm him.
I know exactly what it says, chat.
NightAvenLabs downstairs in the basement.
You go to the lab full screen.
Hold up, hold up.
This is in Nanotech.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, let me focus, let me focus.
I gotta get the exact door right though.
Okay.
This is gonna be Nanotech.
These are over here.
This is here, this is here, this is what we're looking at,
this is here.
Oh my God, this is gonna be hard to guess.
Okay, the logo is right here.
So that means I'm literally right here.
I'm gonna kill myself.
MGGA, MGGA, MGGA.
Highlight 6.7, you, bye, I need help.
Highlights.
I think that pins a little off, yeah.
So we could give you some for that.
It's fine, I don't care.
I'm getting the room every time, bro.
I haven't missed the room once, by the way.
I just want to point that out, chat.
I have not.
Freezer on Oregon.
Wait a minute, wait, wait.
This, a couple of maps have freezers.
I think this is Freezer on Oregon
because of this yellow wire here though.
Hold up, I actually could get the map wrong here.
This could be Freezer on Cafe as well,
But now this is Freezer on Oregon.
But where is this on Oregon?
Sweet Mother of Neptune.
I believe this is Freezer on Oregon, chat.
Oh, I don't want to get any maps wrong.
OK.
Oregon?
Ooh, is this?
Is this?
Oh my god, is this Freezer on Oregon?
I will say for this pin.
Put it at like the object it's looking at in the sense like where is the object that it's looking at?
For this country
All right
Now if my memory serves correct
This is freezer on organ
Right next to tall box you walk past tall box and we're right here
I'm so locked in it's disgusting. I'm so this is a wait now. Okay. Are we in hard now?
Or no, no, we have two more easy. Hi guys. Come on. Hi guys. This is like taking candy from a baby.
Coastline luggage. Hi guys. I hope you locked in on the hard buddy. I hope you're locked in buddy.
Close line. This is luggage on coastline. This is luggage on coastline. Where's luggage? There it is.
Luggage hallway. Okay. Box here, box here, box here. I'm the greatest, like, geoguessor of all time.
Jack, play along with this and tell me if y'all got 41K score or more after.
Oh, my back, Oregon. Oregon meeting. This is meeting on Oregon. This is the most iconic
map in the game. I'm never messing up. Oregon, boom, full screen, meeting hall, but it's right
in front of the remember us flag, or the remember us table. Tables right here, we
are right here. Oh my god last easy one this is iconic on organ I'm so locked
disgusting this is iconic on organ chat I'm so locked just disgusting facing
right here facing right here maybe right here it's the same thing with the
freeze one. It's the same during the freeze one. Oh, hit it where it is. Yeah. I mean,
have eyes like brother. Okay, but let's see if you get these, though. It's hard. Okay,
Let's see the hard one.
Oh, it's gonna walk in.
Let's see.
Again, where is that item?
I just mocked you, bro.
What?
Wait, what?
Oh, it was on the other side, shi-
Oh my God, I couldn't, okay, okay, okay.
Let me lock you now. Let me lock you.
This is definitely border, but oh my god pinpointing this is gonna be hard
So brochures informations and forms this is popping out of customs in bottom main lobby
Now I believe
This is the side that's on the half wall chat. If you don't know I'm talking about it's down the same
It's border underneath cat. This is underneath cat. Where's cat? Where's cat? Cat should
be up here. Army pool. This is cat right here. So it's going to be right. Holy mother of
God. I think I know where this is. There's a chance this is in
passport though. No, it's not because these bricks right here
are in main lobby. These are the main lobby bricks 100% these are
the main lobby bricks. So boom, you walk in passport, you turn
right. Oh my God, it's right here. It's right here. I
I guarantee it.
I'm the greatest of all time
Ivan The Greatest
I'm not put on my meal
I'm not put on my middle
I'm The Greatest of All Time
Upstairs Coastline
Upstairs Coastline
Upstairs Coastline
Upstairs Coastline Behind the Bed
Upstairs Coastline Behind the Bed
Upstairs Coastline Behind the Bed
Where's the bed
Theater & Pend
Okay, we need to get an exact guess so have us always guess what it's looking at right what it's looking at. Yeah, yeah for these the for these pens on. Yeah.
Five units off. I mean it's still I'm still right there.
Whoa.
Oh my god, I think I know where this is.
Soliamente empleados.
Soliamente empleados.
That is Spanish.
How many Spanish maps are in Siege?
One, this is coastline security door hooking in from main lobby.
Oh my god!
I'm so locked in, it's insane.
Up!
Security, security, security.
Sunrise main lobby.
Yeah, boom may not be boom-boom you go you walk in the main lobby door you hang a left you bang a right
Security door right?
Wait, so should I guess what it's looking at or where it is?
Yeah
I mean chat like guys
This is aura. This is what happens when you don't have intercourse guys next round
Okay, wait a minute
Okay, I'm this is the first one where I don't immediately know the map
Wait, what map has a punching bag? Oh my god. I think I know where this is
Okay
You can tell by these, I know a lot of people in the chat are going to say organ because of the blue tarp, but look at these wooden pillars here. These aren't an organ. This is the basement garage of Chalet. I'm pretty sure.
This is the hardest one yet by far. I'm pretty sure.
Because the garage has some tarp and then it has the cars.
But wait a minute. I actually don't know. Bro, this is actually treping me out. Because
I've never seen somebody play under here. I've never seen somebody roam here or crouch
here. I feel like if it was a spot players could get to, players would do it. This could
be organ but I think this is Chalet because of these pillars here. Oh my god I think I
know where this is. Okay chat I'm gonna make an absolutely disgusting guess. Now this could
be the first time I get the map wrong but I think this is Chalet on the basement when
and you walk in, you guys know trophy room
where the hatch breaks?
I think this is the room where the hatch drops into.
I'm pretty fucking sure.
I'm pretty sure on chalet, trophy room,
the hatch that drops, I think it drops right into this room
and you bang a right in your in-garage.
This isn't in-garage, this is the smallest room in the game.
I know this exact room.
This is the smallest room in the game.
You break the trophy hatch, it drops in here.
Let me lock it.
This is the smallest room in the game.
Yep, oh my God, right here.
Main garage entrance.
There should be some boxes here.
Bang it, bang a right, car garage, basement hall.
This is literally right here.
I'm not even trolling chat.
Wait what, thus?
We know.
Oh, it was in garage!
Okay, I've got the general vicinity right, but I didn't get the room right.
Hi boys, was that the first time I didn't get the room?
Uh, yes.
I mean, I'm lost, bro.
This spot has a call to out.
This is called Owl on Villa.
Okay, this is going to be hard to guess because I actually don't know where Al is.
I don't know where Al is.
So we go here.
Let's actually focus now.
Al and Deer, I believe are separate rooms.
Deer has the bomb site.
I believe Al and Deer are separate rooms.
Let's see.
Let's actually focus.
So boom.
We go here.
We know it's not games.
We know it's not hunting ball.
right in here. Now this room right here is deer. This this table right here is
where the deer is. I know owl and deer are in separate rooms because they have
separate call-outs and why would two spots in the same location have the
same call-out? I believe this is wolf. I think this window is wolf. Actually,
You know, Al doesn't have a call-out.
Because this is Wolfe, this is Deer.
Maybe, brother, maybe this isn't here.
I can't imagine where else it would be.
I'm pretty sure this is in this room.
But if I'm wrong, this would be catastrophic.
All right, I'm gonna go, this is the glass box.
This is where the wolf is.
Or no, this is where the deer is.
This is the glass box.
Bro, I have a feeling it's like literally right here.
I feel like this is where the deer is.
Okay, that had to be the right room.
Let's go!
It was the right room, but it was on the other side.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Ibiza Hotel Club La Perla Blanca.
Okay, this is, okay, yeah.
This is main lobby.
This is main lobby, first floor.
You walk in,
and you go right here.
Fuck, back!
Now, we're on to impossible.
Oh my God.
Okay, now, high-fives, these last six are impossible,
right?
Yeah, they're pretty hard.
They're the last six are, I think they're mainly just items in a map.
So you have to pinpoint where that item is on the map.
Yeah.
I love the way you structure this as well.
Okay.
So judging off of these paintings chat, but no, let's get deep here.
This painting looks like an old oil pastel Italian painting.
These bricks are Villa. I know these bricks like the back of my hand. Italian
painting, Villa. Now chat, I'm about to pull out an insane fade it away. There is
there is a room in Villa called Art Studio. Now, would there be a painting in
Art Studio? Probably, but here's the annoying part. I'm pretty sure every, I'm
I'm pretty sure every room on Villa has paintings.
I'm not getting.
Sweet mother of pearl.
I'm pretty sure every room on Villa has paintings.
Good God.
Chap, this might be a fade away,
but I have a feeling it's either 90 Hall.
This doesn't look like Art Studio.
I think Art Studio is darker.
The lighting is darker.
Also, I don't remember this light switch in Art Studio.
This looks like a hallway. This looks like 90-hole on Villa. I'm not even trolling.
Does 90-hole have paintings? Surely it does.
Okay, locked in. Second floor. I think this is 90 on Villa. Classical hall.
Main hallway, games, study, yep.
Now I think it's either here or here.
This is the window, bro, actually.
I know top main on Villa has paintings like right up here.
I remember that just from playing.
I'm gonna say, if I get this right chat, I swear to God.
What?
Memorial room on Ditto, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me see.
Oh my God, that actually makes sense.
Oh my God.
Bro, that actually makes sense, chat.
I want luck hold up memo memo yeah none of these are memo okay this is memo the
room behind this is memo okay okay that that that that brings about that rings
about. What? Highlights? Yeah. You want me to guess this? Oh my God. Totes. Now I could
do this. I could do this. This wood texture chat. What does this tell us? I mean, this
This tells me, ah, coastline, I'm not even kidding, this tells me coastline.
This wood texture, but the wall is important.
Honestly though, this looks, I think I know exactly where this is, I'm not even kidding.
Oh my God.
Chat, I'm either gonna be completely wrong or dead on the money.
I'm gonna try to explain this chat.
You guys know in Coastline where the bomb is on kitchen.
This is in kitchen in Coastline.
Now, you'll notice none of the walls on Coastline look at this, but in the middle of kitchen
there's a big like cinder block cement pillar.
This is that cement pillar on kitchen in Coastline.
I swear to God.
I'm telling you, I know exactly where this is.
This is first floor on coastline, right here.
This is the cement wall, okay, kitchen coastline.
Here's the site window, yep, it's literally like, I'm not even kidding when I say this,
Tryna think it's right here.
FAST!
FAST!
NIGHT AVEN LABS!
Hide mine, what the hell?
Hide mine.
I told you, bro, they're gonna be hard.
Okay, next one.
I know what this is. I know what this is.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, okay.
German flag! This is Clubhouse.
Scheisse! This is Clubhouse.
Where? Where in Clubhouse?
Oh my God.
High-fives cooked with the impossible to your chat. This is not easy.
Where in Clubhouse, boys? We know it's Clubhouse! We know it's Clubhouse!
Okay. Clubhouse.
I know I've seen this. I've seen this flag, but I just can't put a finger on it.
I know I've seen this flag, all right, it's not arsenal.
Let's start cutting the pie here.
AKs?
Bro, this could be upstairs on club.
It can't be AKs.
It obviously can't be blue.
Bro, this could be upstairs.
Okay, wait I don't know what this is, I'm not even kidding.
Okay, chat, yeah I'm gonna say this again.
I might be wrong.
No, I'm right, I'm right, I know I'm right.
All my years of being an absolute degenerate
haven't had to this moment.
If you walk up Clubhouse Main Stairs and bang a left,
this is next to the default camera.
This painting right here is directly underneath
The default camera, and it's above the desk.
I'm searching on it.
It's right here, chat.
Mark my words.
Keep practicing.
How dare you, bro?
You have us.
How dare you, bro?
That was basement hallway.
Yeah, basement hallway.
Let me see.
I don't even believe you.
Clubhouse?
basement, hallway, r6. I don't believe you, Abbas. I don't believe you. You're saying
this painting is in here? Where is it at in here? Oh my god. Is it that? Is it that?
mind. It's that, isn't it? Right there. It's that you cheeky bastard. Wow.
Fast! Fast! Okay. Yo, I'll give, I'll give a stab at it. I know it's border, but like,
Where?
Okay
This is like concrete, maybe it's by concrete. No
This is inside the building
This is called concrete, I mean
But I don't know there's no signs in there
This is where you bandit trick right here check this wall, but bro, I don't think I just I don't think I don't know I don't know
All right
It's not beepers
You know what promise gonna gas concrete has to be he's shoveling concrete
Tellers! What? Oh my God! I know! I know where this is! Oh my God! This is upstairs on
Clubhouse on the garage pillars.
I know what this is. It goes one, two. It's going to be right here.
Oh my God! 0.5 units!
One more.
I know what this is.
This is Christmas tree on cafe.
Hold on back to my perfects.
Cafe Christmas tree.
Bakery prep.
No, no, no.
It's over here.
This side.
Guiding room VIP.
Yeah, it's VIP.
Here's the tree right here.
And then here's the teddy bear.
Gus.
Wait, what?
Hi, guys.
It's multiple Christmas trees.
They're multiple!
That bear.
I despise you!
I didn't do that bad, though.
I didn't do that fucking bad.
Wait, did I ever get the map wrong?
Or no? Did I?
I think I did.
Yeah, you did because you might coastline for the cereal. Oh, yeah. So you got the room
wrong. Probably like over five times. All right, so maybe just give me half a son.
All right, GG's bro high-five those fun. It's fuck bro. We got another word in the year. That'll speak
Gotham is waiting. Okay. Okay. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready
Tell him ready
Day two of chess with Gotham. I'm gonna go tinkle and then recall them right chat BRD
Thank you.
you
Day 2 of chess with Levy!
Lock in chat.
Let's go.
I'm ready. I'm nervous. Let's go
Yeah, yeah, yeah
What's up? What's up brother man? What is good? How have you been? I?
Have been good and I have been even better
After taking a look at some of the games that you played after our training yesterday dude
You saw them bro
I played off-stream at like one in the morning and I was listening to music I played it like four games
They were pretty bad, bro
No, they weren't. They were pretty good.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Okay, so do you have like a game you want to review in specifics, please?
Oh, my God.
Yes.
Yes.
So I am going to make what's called a classroom on shells.com and I'm going to invite you
and then we're going to take a look at all of these games.
Okay.
We're going to take a look at your last five games.
Okay.
I'm...
Five?
Okay, okay.
I'm just luring you there are some blunders at the end. Yeah, don't worry. Don't worry. That's still good
But I feel like my star is getting better like my principles principles like just getting them out there my opening my opening
Sorry, yeah. Yeah, I know I saw a couple of the games. Look, I'm gonna if you're on chess comm right now
I'm gonna invite you to this classroom. I think I sent it. Do you see it? Yep? I'm in here
Chess.com. Yup. Boom. Except. Boom. All right. Welcome. Perfect. Okay. So do you see the
do you see it on your screen? Does it say Addie the Don? Yup. That was the guy I played.
Yeah. That was the guy I played. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So here we go. Here we go. Let
me let me let me set this up real quick. Uh dude, this was like this was a good ass
game. Did I win this or lose this? I didn't remember. I think this was the game you
You played right after our lesson and you were doing well but you lost on time.
Yes, and then I lost, yup, I lost on my material at the end because I started panicking.
Yeah, no, no, so that's like, yeah, that's gonna happen and that's okay.
Don't worry, like the end of the game if you panic because of time, that happens.
So today is what we're gonna do.
We're going to again check, are we doing good stuff in the beginning?
We've been principled, and I'm going to show you a couple moments you were not principled,
and sometimes you, who are these people?
There's people joining this classroom, that's really funny.
I'm going to close, it's me, you, and two randoms, that's what's going on.
Anyway, all good, they can't touch the board, only I can touch the board.
So, if I just made a move, do you see it on your side?
Yes, yes.
Okay, so you played E4, E5, all good.
You got the night out, you got the night out, perfect.
And your opponent put two pawns in the center.
That's fine.
So what I always say is, if you can put two pawns
side by side in the center, it's good.
But your pawn is there to take his pawn.
And you did that, which is perfect.
That's what you did.
And then he played another pawn push.
So he's trying to get you to take two pawns.
Now you're gonna learn a term.
It's called a gambit.
You ever heard the word gambit?
No, I've never heard of that.
I heard of the show Queens Gambit.
That's one that, so that's based on a chess opening
called the Queens Gambit, shocker.
And a gambit is when you give up a pawn
in the beginning of the game,
but the trade for that is you see how your opponent
has two nights out and you only have one.
Yeah, so that's what he did.
So you got a pawn, but he got like more development.
It's fine, it's just like that this is life.
This is, you know, he's playing a gambit.
So as long as you're getting your knights and bishops out,
I don't really care.
That's what you did.
This was fantastic.
And then here, you accidentally moved the rook
instead of castling, instead of castling your king
two squares, you have to touch the king.
Instead you did this.
Oh, I don't remember doing that.
Oh my God, I did that.
Yes, because you were like, oh, he's attacking me here.
But actually, if you just castled,
you would have been totally safe.
Oh my God, Levy, I do remember, because I thought,
okay, he's gonna take my pawn,
and then he's gonna fork my rook.
So I'm gonna move fit.
I could have just castled and did the exact same thing.
And so what I'm gonna teach you now
is very important, because you're gonna see this
quite a bit, this knight in bishop,
this double thing, you're gonna see it.
So, if I go here and you take with the rook
and then I take your rook and then you take,
how many points did we each just get?
I believe we each got the exact same amount of points.
Which is six.
So a rook is worth six and a knight and a bishop are worth three?
No, knight and bishop are three, but a rook is five
and there was a pawn captured too.
So that's why it's six, six.
Now, I have a very famous YouTube short where I'm like,
six is not equal to six.
And people are like, what?
So a knight and a bishop are better than a rook and a pawn.
If you look at the bar, you see the bar
on the side of the board, like the evaluation bar
that's like.
Oh my god.
So it's actually saying that black is actually winning
right now, like the position is better for black
because having a knight and a bishop extra
is a little bit better than having a Rook, because a Rook is in the corner, it takes longer to get into the game, you know?
Levy, you're so bastard, you're right, you're right bro, because to me I'm like oh it's all points, six to six,
but in reality if I can get rid of their horse and their Bishop and they can get rid of my Rook and Pawn, I'll take that every day of the week.
Exactly, so I don't want you to do this to people and be like yo I gotta get there with my knight and Bishop,
So you defended which is fine, but now you're gonna see like
You know it's gonna be really hard for you to get your king out of the center
So you tried to get your king out of the center
But you went here and that's a bad move because what is what what did your opponent do immediately?
He can just take with his pot and then he's my night. Yeah. Yes. He takes he threatens your night and what?
File gets opened a bcd e fg which file gets opened when he plays file
And who's gonna go to the e-file the queen can check me any day of the week and the rook and your kings right here
Yeah, and so you you did this which is fine. So what I like about this game is you actually fought back
So you just like moved your king. He hunted your king. You like tried to get it by the way
This is brutal. This is double check. So you can't even you got to keep running
He has you like totally cooked, but you you made a comeback here
You got your bishop out and then you went back and he must have a checkmate somewhere because it's all happened
because your king got stuck in the middle,
but then for whatever reason, he took like this,
but he actually could have taken it with the queen,
and that would have been checkmate,
because you can't take it.
Wait, how would that be checkmate?
It's mate because your king can't take,
and your rook can't take the queen
because it's through the rook.
Oh my God, you've made it mate.
Wait, so okay, I was telling my chat,
I was like, I feel like this guy's
squeezing me like a sponge.
So what was the main cause of that downfall,
where I had to keep running with my king?
So it yeah, it was it was the first one was was back here
So move seven you played this rook move and you didn't castle
But the big mistake was you losing this pawn in the center
I see instead of that you could have just moved this pawn one square and then you know
Moves your bishop and that and then castle that way so you you your second mistake was worse than your first mistake
Right, but then in chess the mistake levels are different, but look at this
So this you get a totally losing position
But that doesn't matter because you got to think like chess is like a sport ultimately if they don't win
They don't win you're gonna make a comeback and he you you can't you catch him you found root D1 and you won his queen
I don't give up because they're just as bad as me like they can make mistakes, too
You know what I mean? That's why I don't give up. That's
Exactly right and people don't have that mentality
Which is like the reason that they end up losing much more than they should.
You took his bishop, it's just a matter of time until your opponent starts screwing up.
Then you win here, took the knight, now you're winning! Look at the bar!
It's, it's totally winning.
So you go totally winning, but you don't have enough time here, you only have two minutes.
And now I want you to tell me, we're gonna learn a little bit about end game here.
Just verbally, verbally, tell me, what is the fastest way to win this position with black?
I don't need specific moves. What's the strategy? Kill his bishop. Get his bishop, get his knight, okay?
Yes, we want to get those but but but then what?
Well, I gotta I gotta advance my pawns and I gotta start checking him. I gotta start checking him, right?
Exactly. So when you have a winning position like this, why are you winning by the way? Let's just like remember we need to just-
I'm winning because I'm up in material and his king is pinned.
Yeah, his king is pinned down and even if you go about you just you say oh I have an extra rook like ultimately
that's what you have you have an extra rook you have two nights he has night bishop and
You said I got to get rid of his bishop in his night
I don't care if you get rid of them by capturing them or by trading them. So for example if you go
Night here he takes and you offer a night trade just like trading off his pieces
But it's the next thing that you told me which is I need to take his pawns
and you have to go find a way to make a queen.
The queen resurrecting is the fastest way to win this position.
So you just need to trade down and end up getting this pawn across.
You've got to choose like, okay, I'm going to go eat these pawns, and then I'm going to go here.
And how did you actually play?
Okay, you tried, you went for his pawns, this was good, but you're a little slow.
You see you have 50 seconds, you don't have enough time.
I was trying to...
Yeah, you see how we're going here and then here, and it's fine,
Yeah, you're down a lot of time now and like here yet 28 seconds. You can take his vision
Yeah, but Levy another question for you. Mm-hmm
It's similar to what you said to I told you my
My cousin is like 2000 elo and I was watching him play the other night and he said
The best way to play end game if you have a material lead is just to play for trades
And then like you said advance your pawn, but like if I have a material lead
I should want trades. They should not want trades. They want blunders, right?
well
Yes, ultimately you both want blunders basically all the time. I mean yeah, but but that but that is not like
Blunders will just happen and then you have to spot them
It's kind of like if a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to hear it
Did it make a sound like if you yeah, if your opponent hangs the Queen and you don't take it
Then it wasn't really a blunder right because you didn't really you didn't spot it. So
If you're up material, yes, it doesn't matter if it's end game or mid game like if you trade pieces down
Then obviously you're gonna be
You're gonna be playing for a win, but that's not always the case because sometimes you you're winning and
Another way to play is you have more material
So what does that mean you can just go like destroy their king because you have more pieces
So you try to push forward with you know with the rest of the pieces
We're gonna we'll look at a few few more games. So here was
the second game. Every game there was something different. So you see is the
opponent Lee Le Le. Yes okay this guy I believe I played this guy after my
stream like at like 1 a.m. or 12. Yeah yes so these so I saw these games so your
opponent played whatever he you know he challenged your pawn you took it this
is actually an opening it's called Scandinavian defense you don't have to
know that but it's an opening where they bring their queen out that you
took and now the principles would be this night night this bishop somewhere
castle on like that's like your your starter pack of moves you did this
excellent he gave you check why do I why do you think I'm gonna say I don't like
this move because what does this move do this move basically what it does is
is it makes it to where my queen is like sort of blocked.
But also, it makes it to where my knight can't really
develop that well, right?
Yeah, your queen and your bishop are blocked.
And your knight, yeah.
So on the next move, you're going to have to.
So if you wanted to block this, it
would have been a little better to go with the bishop,
so that on the next move, you do this and then you cast it.
Or it's up to you.
I don't know if some people like to trade Queens and some people don't.
So you can trade the Queens.
What's your thought process on that, Levy?
Do you like trading Queens and just playing raw?
Or do you like having the Queens involved?
What do you like doing?
So it depends.
Like if you can be trusted from now to a thousand to not lose your Queen and
you prefer to have the Queen on the board because you know, you can go
checkmate somebody, keep it on the board.
But you can also practice.
Like ultimately you can see, oh, how was it to play a game with no Queens?
Like how did I do?
It doesn't matter.
Like the point is, if you just make moves that are not mistakes
more than your opponents, you're going to win games.
So in this case, the move you played, by the way,
you won this game in 10 moves.
So I'm an idiot for even telling you
this is not the best move.
Look, he went here.
Is this a principled move?
Is that principled by him?
No, it's not principled.
No, it's a weird move.
And so we have a weird move rule.
Like that's a weird move.
OK, so now we should go attack the queen.
I prefer attacking with the center pawn
because you get your bishop out.
but but you did this
and i don't hate it but i prefer you know
i don't want to open the king so push
in the center rather than
levy you're so smart and all my god yeah thank you thank you i i i i don't know
if the unfortunately i'm not sure just that alone qualifies me but
i'll take it it's a pretty say though bro like i i i i it's just information
help you have to really but you have a look who's smart over here look at
the spot you saw he stopped guarding and now yeah it's not protected yet i
I remember doing that too.
So now check this out.
What's your threat here?
I think you see it.
What are you threatening?
So I am threatening a crazy fork.
If I can take that pawn, I'm putting him in check
and I'm taking his rook.
His rook can't even escape if I can take that pawn.
Yes, you're gonna take this and then boom.
Now, there's something that I call danger levels.
I've said this many times in YouTube videos.
You don't always have to address a threat
if you can make an even stronger threat.
So you're threatening to take a rook.
Who is worth more than a rook on the chess board?
A queen.
A queen.
Now he cannot possibly attack your queen.
Also a king is the most important.
So he was like, oh, I'm not gonna defend this.
Instead I'm gonna go here.
But here's the problem.
This is still a thing, right?
Yeah, yeah.
And he's threatening this.
So you can block this check with either your knight or your pawn.
Which one is more forcing?
If I block with my pawn, I'll be able to develop my bishop.
Yeah, I think my pawn is more forcing because his queen can only go back.
Yeah, I don't know actually.
I don't know.
It's what you just said.
The pawn's threatening the queen, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, and this is a good block because it's safe, but is it threatening to take the queen?
Now it doesn't kill the queen there.
Yeah, exactly. But this move, suddenly he has a huge problem because he is under threat here and what is still a threat?
He never stopped.
That four.
Yeah, so Brogess created two problems for himself. Now he's going to lose a full piece of material over there.
All right bonus question. Let's say the game continues here here here here here here. What's the bishop attacking?
My rook
Nice
You saw that. Yes
My god, that's he that's that a lot of beginners would just miss that they'd be like oh my night
I'm gonna go here and then boom and you just lose this
Nice good vision a lot of people forget the board is really big anyway
I forget that sometimes the bishop can go fucking far, man
Yeah, but look at look at the game procedure. He took and then you went here
And then he went here, which I don't what is that's just a free bishop. You took it. He gave you check
You moved your king. So keep in mind
When you're in check
You don't have to move your king. Yeah
What is this attacking besides the king? It's attacking my night both my yes, so
Well, well, no, just this one, he sees your knight, but this one's protected.
Oh, yeah. Sorry, sorry.
Yes, no, but it's, but it's good. You spotted the seat like I skipped it.
I was like, oh yeah, that night's not even under attack.
But so you need to protect both of these pieces.
How do you do that?
If you move your King, it just takes your night.
But what can you play?
What if I was to move my queen in front of my King and we trade or
I could move my night in front of my King.
So if you move your knight in front of your king,
he's just gonna take the queen.
Oh, the queen protects the knight.
Wow, that's nutty.
That's actually nuts.
Yup, by the way, you're up, right?
So you want a queen trade.
Yeah, I love a queen trade,
because queen is his best way to come back.
It's his best way to come back.
Yup, that's exactly right.
So if you're up a bishop or a knight
and you trade the queens and then the rooks,
like you have the same pieces, it's not gonna be true.
You can also, don't forget, you can also go backwards.
So if you want, you can do this.
Just remember, like, pieces go backwards too.
So, yeah, exactly.
Anyway, I don't know what happened here,
but you went here and he just resigned.
I don't know why he resigned.
I think he just, like, forgot he could take,
I don't know, that was weird.
But even this game, there was some stuff in there
that, you know, like, there was some tactics.
I want you to play more toward the center.
You won!
Dude, you beat a 400 rated rapid player.
Like, this is insane.
I saw this game, I was like, okay, so let's flip it.
So you look at it.
Thank you, man.
You put two, look at this, it's fantastic.
Pawn in two nights, excellent.
Thank you.
Is that principled?
No, no, that's not principled.
No, unfortunately, unfortunately,
even though it's not principled, he's kind of doing,
I can't compare it to like Rainbow Six
or some of these games that you play
because I'm an old man.
I don't play that many video games,
but like, I don't, he's just like,
yeah, I don't know, he's not doing anything.
He's just kind of setting up a little spikes
in his position, he's not putting
his pawns in the middle.
So he's not and he's also like limiting his horse movement and then if his knight moves
It's like it has to go to like h3 and it's just like what is even yeah
If you can what the way I like to beat people like this. Well people at 3,000
Unfortunately, don't play like this. You can get a little greedy if you can
Just take as much space as he's giving you because right now
He hits this how many times?
It's what?
This pond on D5 like I just played pawn to D5. I would say a hundred percent of time. He would hit that
No, I'm I am I sorry. He will not I am I'm not playing he will but how many of his pieces see that pawn?
to
One two and how many of yours see this one?
One just one but no teachers. It's your queen as well. Yes queen. That's very important so that if you have this trade
This is what we call
You have more space what like what what a space means space means he played a little passive
Like he's setting up a little bit like back here, so his pieces are sort of blocked you
You know you get more space. You're more aggressive like you're taking more position
You know you're gonna go here, and then you're gonna go here your bishops are gonna come out right so but I don't really care
Like let's just see what you did. Okay his next move already
This is not only an unprincipled move. It's actually a massive mistake
because after this trade you have a lethal check already and it's because he
moved this f pawn this is why I don't like moving the f pawn in the beginning
you have only one check in this position do you see it yes and it is Queen H4 so
what do you attack with Queen H4 King I'm attacking the King and then I'm also
Also attacking his center pawn.
Which is going to be free.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Which is going to be free.
It's going to be free.
Already huge trouble.
He might even end up like losing his rook.
Oh my god bro.
That's insane how quick that develops.
And that's because he moved his f pawn.
That's why you shouldn't do that.
That pawn is there to protect the king.
That's why all the scholars made is on f2 and f7.
The f pawn.
He shouldn't be doing this.
Now here, I don't hate the move you played,
But I would still try to get the bishops out and I would try to castle the movie played is b6
It was alright, but put the pieces in the middle and castle. Sorry. Yeah, put the pieces and look look the rest of the game
Was a little bit. I was like, yeah, what do you what do you this is not? There's too many pawns. We played with too many pawns
One more thing. I'm gonna quickly teach you you set up a little pawn wall here, and that's fine one two three four five six
When I'm going to try to teach you, this is a much more advanced thing, but still, how
many of your pawns right now are on dark squares?
All of them, except one, except this guy.
Oh yeah.
So if all your pawns are on dark squares, in your position you have light squares
and you have dark squares.
If all your pawns are on dark squares, which color complex of dark or light is stronger
in your position right now, stronger.
In my position, it would be a light, right?
Just because of the pitch up.
So it's actually, it's the opposite.
How do you determine this?
So how do you determine this?
It's the squares on which your pawns can capture.
Look, one, two, three, four, five.
You see how all the pawns are just like,
it's all spikes and all the dark squares are covered.
which means the light squares are not covered, right?
Means the light squares, one guy is gonna be responsible
for covering all the light squares,
which is your bishop, right?
Your bishop has more.
So that's why you don't want seven to one.
You don't want seven to one.
You know?
Because I have too much versatility.
Exactly, so instead of like this,
I'm gonna back up to like, let's say move six.
Here you, you see it on move six, right?
after he just took in the center.
Pawn takes E4.
Right, did I just back up there?
Yeah, yeah, I see.
So now in this position, you have five and three.
You have five and three.
Five pawns are on dark squares
and three are on light squares.
It's a little bit more balanced.
But let's go pure beginner lesson here.
Meaning, did you blunder anything?
Ah, okay look, you brought out your bishop
and then he went here
and then you went all the way back with your bishop.
We don't want that.
Try to keep the pieces out a little bit to bring it all the way back
It's just called cuz like you're gonna have to move it again
Like you're gonna. I think that's all safe back there and cozy. It is it is safe
But it's it's better to at least no like but just you see how here you're pinning at least. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, maybe like maybe something like this. You never know when he's gonna blunder your right something moves his horse
He just loses queen. Yeah. Yes now. All right
All right. Time to elevate a little bit. Is this a good move or a bad move? Bishop to e6.
So as you can see from the bar, it's not a good move. What would your opponent do? How
would he put you in danger if you brought your bishop like this?
If he moves his pawn to d5, I'm losing either my bishop or my horse.
Monster. What a beast. By the way, on a light square. You see?
Yes.
Yes, so fantastic. Now I wouldn't even bother with this because you know here
You would just get taken and here you would get fourth if you get good enough that you can spot your opponent's stuff before they play it like this
I mean, this is like easy bro. Like soon you're gonna be beating your cousin like
That's you know chess. That's all chess is like
Yeah, and in this game you went back still the position's fine
See now you're gonna have to start getting a little bit more pieces involved. Okay. We have a lot of trades
You see how your king is weak you have all this like white white squares. Let me buy bar just flies up and down dude
Oh my god. Yeah, so I think the reason here is I know why it's because
You made so many light-squared weaknesses that if your opponent plays like check
Now you have to run with your king and
Then he can play like check and I'm not even sure this is the best move check this out
He can prevent you from escaping and do this.
Shaisa, oh my god.
And then Pawn takes.
What's the killer move here for White?
Your king has no moves.
So how does he put you in check here?
He would put me in check by going, I believe, Queen F5?
Queen F5 is check and it looks really good.
Order the horse, the horse, the horse.
Oh, I'm sorry.
The horse, the queen, he's going to horse the queen.
Okay. You saying he can put me in check right here. Yep. Interesting. There is a queen check. It's not that one. Where is it?
There is a queen check, but it's not that one. Maybe. Oh, queen F7? No. Oh my god. That doesn't make any sense.
No, but queen F7 is a good move. It's just not a check. Yeah. There is a check. There's a queen check here. Wow. Really? I don't see it.
I read this one oh my god I forgot I could go backwards yep yep remember it
can go backwards but that's not even it it's it's somebody else you have a king
in a light square he has one major other attacking light square piece
it's his bishop maybe yeah yeah yeah yeah oh my god I see it I see it okay
bishop b5 and you are fucked you do not have any way to the vendors out here
You're gonna have to start giving away pieces
He's gonna take and like and this is all because of two things
Number one, we didn't play principled so we never left the center and number two
You put too many pawns on dark squares and look where you're gonna lose
Yes, you're gonna lose on the light squares, okay because so you didn't get your king out of the middle
But that's not even how the game went. It's not how the game went. Here's how the game went
So you you you made a comeback ultimately you were like yo, what am I doing?
I gotta get like my pieces in the game and I'm like what is that? What is Bishop take?
Why did he just lose a Bishop for no reason? No reason. Yeah, like rose sometimes man at 400 elo
They just will give you stuff dude and like I do it too. No, just kidding stuff for free. It's like yeah
But basically here's the difference is you you didn't play principle
So you got like what's called a bad position?
But then he just straight up gave away material like you didn't lose any material and this is a lesson that at this level
If you just survive long enough
He's straight up hung a queen.
Like, and you, you, all right, by the way,
you know what movie you played here?
Uh-huh.
You went here.
You hung a queen back.
We can't be doing that.
What?
And then he didn't even take it.
I did that, check the tape.
I did that.
And then you went here, check.
And then you took this queen,
and then he could take your queen
and he resigned.
He resigned the game
Instead of taking it for you.
Oh my god dude, oh my god, alright that was bad, I'm sorry, lovey, shiisa.
No, no, it's all good.
I actually, so I wrote a book on beginners chess and I just recently wrote another one
on intermediate and level one tactic, the baseline level tactic is one mover which
is you make a move and you get the reward.
So right here if you get these down 9 out of 10, 9 out of 10 times you just see they
give you free stuff and 9 out of 10 times you do not play a move like that, you're going
to gain more points because that's it.
You see you're still making these one movers where you just put a piece and he could take.
Now here's a little lesson for you.
Look, you want to take the queen but then he would take your queen, right?
So what is the best way for you to win material here?
You're going to get this, but you want to do something with the queen first.
This is called desperado.
You're going to learn a chest term.
Desperado.
So I believe the best thing I could do in this scenario is if I take his queen, he
takes my queen.
What I could do is I could go queen and then check him at the top.
I can move my queen to the top, and then he's forced.
Wait, no, okay.
I go queen, let me cook here, Laby, let me cook.
I go queen, B,
what is that at the top?
Queen B2 at the top, top right.
That's actually what you played in the game,
and then he blocked.
So you actually have the same situation, but it's okay.
Now I take his bishop, oh, but then I lose my queen
and shy.
Wait, wait, wait, you take the bishop
and then he takes, but then don't you win his queen?
Yes, but yeah, no matter what,
I think we just lose our queens, right?
Is there a way out of this?
Exactly, so you're gonna lose the queen
and you're gonna get his queen.
So which piece should you take with your queen?
You're gonna lose it anyway,
but you might as well get as much as you can, right?
I guess the rook, huh?
Yes, yes, this is called desperado.
So basically you're like,
I'm gonna I'm gonna lose my queen anyway, so I might as well sacrifice it get as much as I can boom and
Then he takes and now you come out with an extra rook. Oh my god. You're right now. You're an extra. Look boom
I would have right
Now the chat is also calling out that in this position
You technically have an even better move because they're super smart. They're super smart
You have this move which is a queen check and then you just win the queen straight up
Wait a minute, should we do that again? Should we do that again, Levy?
So instead of going to take his rook
You can take a free pawn with check. Oh my god
He has to protect. He can't take. He has to protect and then I take. Oh my god
That is sexy and it only works from the other square
This is obviously way too big, but it's just kind of cool to see sometimes the point there was not to be like oh, well
You know you like when is queen outright? No the point was just like yo when they give you a freaking queen
Just take the queen
Straight up give you a queen and okay, and never resign like never resign
Before we collab today, I was playing a Grandmaster rated 2860 he had a Queen and two Rooks
I had a Knight who was winning him. Yeah, he stalemated me
You got tied
Yes, he played a move he played a move in low time
I had no legal move, but I was not in check so I was celebrating like a like a you know like an idiot
I was like
So there you go. Yeah, yeah, so it goes on about never fucking was I that's coward shit
Never. Oh, okay. I destroyed me this guy fucking destroyed me, and I don't know why well
I'll tell you Indians bro super good at chess super good
Why because they have the current world champions, so there's a huge chess boom happening in India
so a lot like millions of people from India are playing and
And they get a lot of practice.
Gukesh?
Gukesh is the world champ, yes exactly.
And he started a huge cultural boom there.
Like I think there are like, I don't know, like 50 million people playing.
It's like, it's wild.
So they're really strong.
Even 400, they're really really strong.
What's amazing, what I've seen is people from different parts of the world play a little differently.
Like players from Indonesia or the Philippines, they played unprincipled, but they play super aggressive.
They're always trying to checkmate.
But players from like Germany, they play a little bit more, you know, technical, you know, a little bit like, you know, two pawns in the middle, they're the knights and the bishop, they're also always saying Scheisen, you know, all that stuff.
So look, he played like this. Now, he messed you up a little bit from your principles. You moved your F pawn because you were like, oh, I need to defend my center.
What's a principled move to defend your pawn in the center?
Principal move would be I could either be my bishop, but no probably pawn d3
Pond d3, but remember your knight also defense your pawn and you're right
You're right. You're right. That's the easiest and then he's like peanut butter and jelly in the opening phase
I swear they always protect each other
one
Piece of advice. I'll get well. Let's let's go through the game. So he goes here, you know, you do this
I like this move a lot
You attack this night and then you attack this night again and then you offer to trade for the night
You can actually attack this night
How can you attack the night actually really really without offering a trade yeah without offering because remember
This is just a trade. It's just a trade. How can you attack this night right now? How's your peace coordination your peace vision?
I'm thinking I could attack the night by
by Night E2.
Nope, cause the Knights would be looking at each other.
Remember.
Oh, it's a trade.
You're saying there's a way I could attack this night?
Yep.
You can make a move.
Without offering a trade, Levy, are you sure?
I swear, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, you know.
There's a way I can attack this night
without offering a trade.
Huh.
You can make a move with a piece
that opens the eyes of another piece.
oh my god pawn d3 or even pawn d4 yeah oh my god boom oh my god I should have
did that yeah but it's all right but now you see that's how strong this guy
was running his horse around the arena levy I remember this this was late at
night I was like can I get this freaking horse he was running it around the
arena people who play like this they screw you up because you're like I'm
trying to be principled and this dude's playing like all stupid so but your
position is great look yo you can attack this night but he got you to play on
principle what's a better pawn to attack this night with oh easy d4 yeah of
course now yeah you pushed all these pawns so in your mind are you gonna
castle this way or should you be castling the other way I should be
castling on the right side this way to the short side yeah this way to the
long side I should be castling to the short side because I have more space
right it's the opposite yeah because you pushed all your you the whole point
of castling is to make the king safe and if you pushed all the pawns I mean you
know you can have a lot more air in here it's gonna be easier to get to
your king okay you went here what's he just gave you the night what's he doing
yeah okay I want to see free material when that happened like literally I want
to see I want to see your bishops out bishops out get the kick fantastic move
okay excellent excellent what is that the castle was good I don't hate the
castle so the what I would do here because he's so lost at this point is
I would try to get my night here and where's my night heading um oh my god your night is
heading D6 and he's going to be and or here he has hey remember we just talked about light
and dark squares look how many pawns he has on light squares oh my god it's seven to one
or two so yeah seven yeah so you're just like you are salivating to get a horse somewhere
And a square like that you see like a square like this where your night just cannot be removed
That's called outpost you can plant a night on an outpost and he can't get rid of you ever
All right, but let's just see how this game one you said that I'd be you so he goes here, right?
What does that attack? What's his what's his queen attacking?
It's my night just my night just your night, but also something else my palm
Yes, can you defend both at the same time?
No, I can only defend my knight by moving rook to f3.
Rook f3 or the move you played in the game, which is queen here.
Both moves are okay.
You actually can.
Check this out.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Look at that.
The knight goes the pawn.
Oh my god.
Bro.
This is all about, this is all e-scoordination, right?
Knight goes zigzag, boom, defended.
You went here.
You lost the pawn.
King, fantastic. He goes pawn to d6. So you're used to this guy sucking which is
why you just took this pawn, right? Yep. But if you take his pawn, who do you open
from his position? If I take his pawn, I open his pawn, right? You open his pawn
Who else
Yeah, his dark-squared Bishop exactly. Oh, yeah, look yeah, and who's this bishop seen bro. I
Can't believe I did that. I'm so bad, bro. I didn't oh my god
You're not you're not bad. You actually got really unlucky. Remember how on move eights you attacked his night with that pawn. Yes
So you stopped guarding your own night when you pushed that pawn you stopped guarding your own night and
Seven moves later because of that your night has no guard. So he did this and that's why we should keep those pawns
Where they are because they actually defend the center bro
This is so cool because like something that might have not mattered in your brain a couple of minutes ago ends up mattering
You know what I mean exactly. That's it. I mean that's that's basically how it works now this move
attacks what his bishop yeah what's he attacking my rook in the corner my
rook yes I like the move that you play here you you you you did danger levels
what's worth more than a rook a queen so you did this it's a cool move but you
can do the same thing this is really nasty this is really really nasty you
can do the same thing attack his queen but you can also threaten his bishop
at the same time. What? Cap! Cap! Can you find it? Can you find a move that attacks his queen
and threatens to take his bishop at the same time? What? Same as last time. You make the move
and the vision of another piece opens. Okay. So...
I can't find it. I can't find it. Oh, first you gotta find a way to attack his queen. It's not this.
All right, let me think. What if I do... Queen F3? Remember, queens don't attack queens.
So I don't even want you thinking queen and queen. They don't attack queens? No, queen
can't attack a queen because the queen will take. That's the difference.
Okay, so when we say attack a queen, you want to attack it with a minion, somebody
less all right so wait I have a move I have a move mm-hmm oh my god I figured it
out Levy I figured it out bro I'm not getting I know what you're talking about
okay it's Bishop E2 yep because now I'm threatening the Queen but now look his
bishop's naked yep totally naked so you hit his Queen and you hit the
bishop at the same time boom this is like
sorry no no it is like when you when your neurons start firing in chest I
did not even see that and even think about that in the game I know I know I
know and as we're as we're playing through the games these these things come
up you you reacted the way is normal for beginner you're like I'm attack the
queen and he goes here you're like damn I can't do anything now so I'm gonna go
here fine he goes bishop back now here I like I still want you to keep
attacking but it's it's not so easy like all right we're gonna try to not make
any blunders you play night here e5 is this good is this good or is just a
blunder can you just take it that's a blunder cuz I can just take it yes
fantastic now he goes here now the next move that you played guarantees to me
you can get to at least a thousand guarantees yes because his king is
there your queen is there his king's in the middle what does that mean we have
to do to the middle. We got to attack the middle. We got to open up the middle. We got
to break open the middle. So what do you play? You play pawn e6. This is a fantastic move.
The fact that you saw, you know, he never castled. So that means I got to open. I got
to boom, boom, get in with my queen. Fantastic. He takes and you get really unlucky here.
unlucky you took with the knight like you are completely winning here like the
position is completely winning because he's gonna go boom you take you're gonna
fuck him up and right before you get to do exactly what you want he caught you
with a check he caught you with a check he played here and your king is in the
corner but worse than that you lose your night and he takes your night and
Now you have no attack and you're down a night and now you lost everything. You straight up lost
Everything good in your position, which is like which is just but like that's that's why you have to find the check at the clutch
Moment because if he didn't find that it was over the game was over like he is completely lost and
That's the difference between
460 and like 300 300 years like I just take the night boom and by the way this is this is made
So in this position, white to move, force checkmate in two moves.
You play a move, black responds and then you checkmate.
Can you spot it?
You're saying I can get him checkmated in two moves?
Yes, by force.
And this is very important for you to find stuff like this.
You play a check with white, you tell me black's move because he only has one and
then you have checkmate on the next move.
So queen E7.
And then he's going to go where?
His only move is king d7?
Or no, no, no.
His only move is queen d...
Or no, queen b...
No, sorry.
Queen c8?
Queen c8.
Or king c8.
Yes, yes.
King c8.
Sorry, sorry.
King c8.
Yep.
I know where it is.
I just don't know...
I don't know the number of coordinations yet.
I know where it is, though.
That's his only move right there.
Do you see my arrows?
Yes.
OK, so queen e7, he slides over.
And then, where's the checkmate?
The checkmate, OK, let me see.
You've made in one.
The checkmate is Rook.
No, no, I'm sorry.
Oh my god, sorry.
The checkmate is pawn d7.
Well, if you play pawn d7.
His knight takes.
Yep.
plus his king actually can run away.
It's not the best move, but he blocks, right?
Because you blocked yourself.
So what made this move possible?
Queen check.
Because my pawn trades out my queen.
My pawn protects my queen.
Your pawn protects your queen.
So can I ask you what?
Why don't you do the same exact thing?
Pawn protects the queen here too.
But how?
Well, you're saying if I just,
how did the pawn protect the queen, though?
I don't understand.
Pawn's protecting the queen this way,
why can't the pawn protect the queen maybe this way to the left oh my god
levy you're so cool bro oh my god bro oh my god see my brain has to get used to just stuffing
my queen in front of six troops like that because i got scared because they're all over there but
none of them can do anything none of them if the king tells the queen he can't because the
pawns protect you oh my god it's all about peace vision you you're afraid because all these
pieces are here but it's scary yeah none of them see the queen not a single
piece is the queen except the king and this is protected exactly a good move
here would be like oh I take the bishop and then I take the rook but you have
checkmate on the board so why would we even why even why even mess with them
let's get him out of here Brian did I'm losing this game oh my god so yeah I'm
curious how so he took your night it's funny because he got a he got a
losing position again but that's you know you have to get to his bishop
Ah, you took you took the bishop and then he came back and he took your queen
So he look he went far away me and you forgot he's still protecting me. Oh, I'm sorry, Levy. Oh my god
That's see I told you it was 1 a.m. Though 1 a.m. It was embarrassing. No, that's all right
But look we're gonna we're gonna learn something here too. He went far away
He's threatening your rook and he's threatening your bishop
but
How do you disconnect his queen from defending his bishop? So his queen's defending
How do you disconnect these two pieces from seeing each other?
They see each other right now on the diagonal a2 to e6.
Good god that's a great question. How do you get in the way?
Maybe pawn c4.
Yeah and this is an insane move. Check out how sick this moves.
Ro because the bishop protects the rook now.
The bishop protects the rook yo.
And who attacks the queen now by moving the pawn two squares?
You're straight up threatening to take the queen because of this pawn move.
Who's threatening the queen now?
Well, nobody's threatening the queen.
Oh my god, the rook.
Oh my god, the rook.
The backdoor.
I didn't even see him.
Yep.
Wow.
Look at this.
One pawn move, pawn c4, defends the rook.
That is nasty.
That is nasty.
Yep.
And you threaten to take his bishop.
So you threaten the queen, guard the rook, and threaten that.
That's sick.
Wow, oh my god, that is actually insane, that is insane!
Now, instead, you know, you're playing at 1am, you take the bishop and you go, oh my god,
I'm on my queen.
And that's the way it goes, that's the way, you know, but it's always there.
You always have, you're still going for these little tricks, you're attacking his queen
and he's straight up hung his queen!
He's straight up hung his queen, like, but he got lucky because he has so much more
material.
He hung another rook, but he's lucky because you only have a bishop left.
And the way he wins this, he has to just make a queen.
I'm just, did he do that?
Yeah, he did.
He tried to make a queen, you know,
he tried to make a queen.
Yes.
Okay, he did.
See, I didn't give up.
Levi, see, I didn't give up.
I'm still fighting.
Oh, that's great.
Wait, wait, wait.
I think you did give up.
Right here.
Okay, but Levi, is it okay to give up here or no?
It's plus 20 points.
No, no, no, no.
Make him checkmate you.
Trust me.
You're gonna be shocked.
Never ever ever give up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, Levi, I got you.
I will never resign again.
Even if I see Magnus Carlson on the other side,
I'll never see him again.
Especially if you see Magnus Carlson, he can't be you.
He probably can, he probably can.
All right, look.
Wait a minute, have you ever played Magnus?
I have.
You played him?
I've played him, yeah, I've played him.
What was it like?
It went poorly, but I had a great time.
Fun fact, fun fact.
I played him eight years ago before I was even
a content creator, and I was winning.
I was winning, but I lost.
That was the closest I ever came to beating him.
And since then, when I play him, I get really nervous.
And I just can't.
You make mistakes, yeah.
Yeah, so that's that's, you're going to feel that too.
You're going to be like a game away from being 500.
And you're going to be like really nervous.
But you know, you're going to overcome it.
So this is, that's how it goes.
You played one more game.
I just want to quickly look at this.
This against, oh, you played a player from the Philippines.
Look, two pawns in the center.
Good.
So check this out, you move the F pawn again
and I wanna break this habit, no more F pawn.
So wait, why is the F pawn so bad
because it exposes my king, right?
And you can't move your knight anymore
and it screws everything up.
So instead, when you see your pawn like this
in the center and it's challenged,
just take first and then knight, bishop, bishop.
If you want, I will give you this strategy,
you can castle to the long side,
more than the short side. Why? Because it's kind of like, what do I mean by that? I mean
like, look, you want to castle to the long side, so get your bishop out, and then get
your queen up and castle to the long side. It's a little unorthodox. And if they castle
like this, you can go for a king attack. You can attack their king, but you can also
castle short side. You don't have to reinvent the wheel. Look, it's just do something
like this. This is good. I want more games that look a little bit more like this because
then your games are going to be so random. How did this game actually go? Look, keep blundered.
Keep blundered and move forward. You have a fork. The same thing you just showed me. Bishop
Knight, what could you play here? I could literally just go pawn, e5 and just reckon.
Yep, you win at least the knight. Wait, how did you do that? What did I do?
No, no, you were trying to be principled. And principled is good, but if you can
win a knight, it's even more principled. It's going to be better.
Oh my god.
It's okay, you took, this was good.
You see how you're still like, you're pushing here,
but you should trade the queen.
You gotta get your bishop out.
Oh, I hate this move.
Oh, I wanted to ask you about this.
So, we kind of had like a queen staring contest here.
Like, is it better to just trade queens
in this scenario if you're me?
Yeah, I would say you can just go for it.
You just don't wanna be the guy
that has to take with the king.
So if you can take with the knight, it's fine.
But just trade his queen in a staring contest like this.
It makes things a little easier.
I got you.
Because it's always better to be the guy that's not
moving like the queen.
Or the king or the king.
Yeah, exactly.
I would say, look, this is what I mean.
If you took your queen here, look, your king is going to
get stuck in the middle.
Yeah.
And then he's going to go here.
And then what's he threatening?
he's threatening.
I don't even know.
I guess, oh my God, check, yeah, fuck check.
I gotta see that quicker.
Yes, that knight for it, the knight in
to attack is in your-
The knight is so underrated, dude.
The knight is so underrated.
Yeah, it's worth it.
They say the bishop is worth a little more,
but I think for beginner games,
that's not really true.
Look, and you're still pushing the pawn.
Look, you put the knight,
you block the bishop in the queen,
and you didn't move this bishop out.
So this is not principle.
This is not good.
This is not how the opening should look
because you're gonna get in a lot of trouble
playing like this.
And then, bro, then you, he just like didn't take the,
I don't know what happened here.
Like, this is-
Wait, I lost this game, oh my God.
No, no, you didn't lose.
You don't lose.
You took his queen, I don't know what he was doing,
and then he resigned.
I don't know what the-
Oh.
I don't know, this was weird.
But like, yeah, I don't know, that was great.
I have bro. I don't know 400 is a crazy place to have it like you got to come down here, bro
It's crazy. I've been I coached my wife when she was 400
It was yeah, like the games are super random and all over the place
You want out so you have to go at six right? Yes. So okay, I love you. I had a crazy idea, man
Okay, let me know what you think
What if you were to play like a sweaty ass game like whatever your elo is
Like it can be five or ten minutes and then you just tell me your thought process and I can kind of see your live thought process
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I can do that. Like I think that's a pretty good idea. How do I watch you go if I don't have you add it?
Um, good question. Let me see.
Because I think I would be cinema to just like see your thought process because you're obviously way higher than me like
I'm all right. I mean we can also play each other and I can just do that
Okay, if you like you mean like full like you go full try hard
Yeah, and I would explain like you play principle you play how you play
You know you're you're playing into the game and then I'll be like your move is bad because of this or like you know
And then I'll show you like the best way to play
In that situation
Okay, yeah, that's a good idea
Wait, Bobby, could you be the blindfolded you think or no?
So yeah, probably I think so
Bro levy there's no way in hell you could be the blindfolded no, no I can I can I can I can know you can't let me
How are you gonna know where my pieces are?
Okay, are you sitting on switch?
Yeah, I'm live into levy if you beat me blindfolded. I'll give you 200 stops
No, no bro. Trust me. You don't want to do this. I can play like five blindfolded games at the same time
What?
How?
How?
Because you don't know what the legal moves are.
So the way this would work on Chust.com is I would just, you know, I see the highlights.
Like I would see the highlight of your piece.
But if we were playing, you would just tell me the move and I would keep tracking my head.
Okay.
So, okay.
Maybe we do it in like a couple of days.
Okay.
Because I'm down to see that.
I'm down to see that.
We can do it now, trust me.
I can do it.
Let's do it.
OK, maybe let me get a little bit better.
Let me get a little bit better.
I'm going to be very honest.
So I played Ludwig.
This was a few years ago, but Ludwig did a collab with
his two friends, and they're like both.
All three of them are like 1,000.
Three on one, all games blindfolded.
It was easy money.
So don't donate subs.
Let's just play blindfold.
How about that?
Oh, I forgot about this. I did a live show like on stage
Last year and I played Anna Kramling and she's 2000. She's like as strong as your cousin
We played blindfold blitz so three minutes and I won and I had a
Played this stupid board game for like 25 years, bro. I better be good at it, you know
That's how it works. All right is the chest.com staff in the chat
Are they in the jet they better be in the jet because they got a how are you gonna be black?
How are you gonna beat me blind, bro? I?
Don't understand dude. I'm gonna I'm gonna turn out so just like I'm boot us up a game
Me vs. Jaxi will be will do ten minutes ten minute per player, and I'm gonna turn off my pieces
So I'm gonna go to my pieces
Blindfold I don't see any pieces on the board. They're all gone
All right, but bro listen like wait wait wait wait so so let me let me you're not gonna be playing with your mouse right?
No way. No, I will I'm just gonna see highlighted squares
So if the if that if they want to see the board they have to go to your stream
If they want to see the blindfold you they go to my stream. I just have a board
I don't see anything except the board. You're not gonna beat me blind buddy. Like bro. Let's do it
You're not gonna beat me blind buddy. I'm trying to play bro. You're not I
I like you're not gonna be be blind buddy. Yeah, run prediction
run prediction. No, my chair broke blind
Blind
Let's do it. Let's go. I can I'll play white and
Chestnut combo Buddhist up a game like last time and but don't don't give subs
Okay, no subs. I got you
Can you give me some survive in like give me like 10 subs cuz I'm gonna I'll give you I'll give you like 500
If I win five hundred subs don't cheating
Love you one thing about me, bro is I don't cheat in any video games, bro
The chat is gonna go crazy. They're gonna start suggesting. Oh, no, I don't read my chat during chess games
You can ask I don't read my chat during chess games. Oh, you have to go to chess comm slash play slash online
That's that's that's the only I'm gonna check your stream really quick. Okay. Okay. All right ready ready?
chest.com slash what play slash online you got to go to the place where you
boot up a game and then they're gonna play let's do 10 minute games so that
or five I'm in here I'm in here yeah you know nice bro if you beat me blind like
I'm gonna be honest that's respect I don't I don't think you're gonna be
be blind but before that there was no respect before that no it's respect
Yeah, but bro, how do you play chess blind? I don't understand how I think should be I think it's like a mental disability
I don't think it's a good thing. I do not recommend people try blindfold chess. It hurts your brain. Oh, we're playing you ready
So wait, but wait, let me see you put it on the bottom floor
No, I'm like if you look at my stream, I straight up have no pieces on the board. I do not see the pieces
Wait, okay, wait, let me check let me check let me check. Okay, so on the board you have yep
You should I straight up is just this is a board. There's nothing
You're not gonna win this bro, bro, you're not gonna win. I
Promise I'll win. Let's go. Let's go. Let's do it. Let's do it. All right. I like this
So do you even know what peace I move? I mean you have to know right? Yeah, as I see I see the highlights
So but okay, I took your pawn, bro
Okay
That's fine. I'm not fazed by that at all. Let me do this right here. Oh
You copied me
All right, what are you gonna play against this though? I
Saw a clip
You moved your night in a game you played and somebody discovered checked you and took your queen. That was crazy. Oh
That was exactly how that game went
This is why on the second move, I need you to play Knight to C6 to defend your center pod.
Otherwise, there's all sorts of tricks. You want me to just play Trihard, right?
Yeah, Trihard! Like, you're blind, Trihard!
Shysa. Oh my god.
My queen's attacking your king.
How do you know?! How do you know?!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
That's yeah, so it looks like I should take with the Queen, but I'm gonna do this
So now
That's the trick the trick was that I I caught you with this in the next time you're playing with black
Defend the centerpon don't get into this night night swap with me. So you fall into this trap against me
It's okay. I have a lot of experience. Don't worry, but the next time don't fall into this trap. You're so cool
You're so cool. Oh
Oh my god, alright, so wait, let's lock, okay, let's lock in, I never give up.
Don't give up.
Might or I could disconnect.
Yeah, alright.
Ah, was that principled?
No.
That was not principled.
Wait, what am I doing? What am I even thinking?
Yeah, we have to get the knights out and we have to castle. Now we're in trouble.
No, that move is safe.
Alright, I'm going to develop.
I'm going to develop?
Remember, I can't see the pieces.
You could trap me.
Much better.
Alright, I like these moves a lot more.
This is good.
I'm going to go here.
Okay, I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
Good god, I can't do anything. Good god.
Principal move.
I'm going to go super principal.
Super principal.
Yes, but I wish you castled.
Shai sir, you're right.
We're still not castling.
You're right.
Yo, Jinxie, have you ever seen this move?
Have you ever heard of omposon?
Your last move, you moved upon two squares, and you stood side by side with me, so I took
the square behind that pawn.
You see what I'm saying?
moved upon two squares, and for that turn and that turn only, I can take the square diagonally
behind it.
What?
What?
I did not make this rule, man.
It's a chess rule.
It's just, it's to prevent a pawn from sneaking past another pawn.
En passant?
Yeah, en passant.
En passant.
Is it French?
Yes.
Now you got...
Now you got it, Shailen?
Stop! You're so good! Stop!
You're gonna take it back!
I understand now! I understand!
You're gonna take it in my bishop!
Fuss!
Thought I was in check!
No, no, no. The pawn was just in front of the king, but you didn't have to move the king.
But you only... We can run it back. We can run back a quick game.
Mm, Kingie 8. Hold up. Let me see.
Do I have a checkmate here?
Yo, bro. This guy...
Hey, you don't have a checkmate here, bro.
How do I tell you, Levy, Levy, Levy, you don't, you don't have to check me.
Alright fine fine fine, but on the next move I do.
Oh my god!
Bro, Levy, I'm sorry daddy, I'm sorry. Like, you owe me bro.
What do you want me to say? I, this is insane!
Okay, what about your bishop? What are you gonna do about that?
Um...
Yo!
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE PIECES!
HOW!
HOW!
One more, one more, one more.
Let's go, let's go.
I'm not going to blunder this time, buddy.
No queen, no queen blunder bro, no queen blunders.
No queen, no.
I'm white too.
I'm not going to blunder.
Alright.
This is what the guy played against you, Scandinavian.
You took the pawn last time and then you got your pieces out.
That's what I want to see.
We'll play principled.
I'm not super principled, but okay, nice. You think I'm going to give away my queen?
No, you're too good. You're too good.
This is the skin. Now I'm nervous because that last game I think you just gave me for the memes.
So you literally on your screen, it's just a blank board, huh? Wow.
Yeah. Okay. Yep.
So you just see highlights. Now you see highlights of every piece that's moved or just the most
recent not just the most recent what
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait your highlights are
just the most recent nothing else yeah like the last move night g8 to f6 yeah
wait levy I just cooked you levy I'm not even kidding I just cooked you I
Don't think so. Ah
You gave me check
You gave me check
Remember, it's not it's not over. This is just check. All right. I'm gonna go here. You want to trade
You're being tricky, I don't know if I want to trade let me think about that. Okay
Do I want to trade I
Think that's a sigh of desperation. I think you want me to trade
I think there's a better play on this board, and I just I don't know
Let me just don't think let me check let me check let me check I like the acronym kiss keep it simple stupid
So sometimes that's the best thing to do
boom, and now be principled you haven't gotten all your pieces out you haven't castled yet
Okay
Fantastic. Why does playing like a 24 35? Are you serious? You're playing great. You're
playing great. I'm gonna kiss you, bro. I'll do it. What? I'm married, but I could get
permission. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah, bro. A friendly kiss. Okay. You did that. Okay.
All right, let me think.
So I just think this is such a great play.
No, it actually isn't.
It's not a great play.
But I can still explain my thought process.
I just don't want to distract you.
I'm trying to get my bishop out,
and I just want a castle.
That's it.
Nothing crazy right now.
Oh, plus some.
Oh, plus some.
OK, pawn to A3 is fine.
I can explain my thought process.
are you going to push your people on two squares to attack my queen on the next
day
you know what
you're looking when you're going to say
it's just a blackboard
let me tell you how everything never i
it's not even possible
you know what i told you
i think it's like some degree of mental illness i don't have so much or it's
It's just a blank screen.
Oh, look at the screen, bro.
Okay, so you did that.
So you know that that's what I'm gonna do.
Interesting.
Smart cookie.
That's all right.
It doesn't mean it's bad to do though.
It doesn't mean it's bad.
So no, it doesn't mean it's bad.
And that's really good that you said that.
So the worst thing as a chess player
is to play someone a lot better than you.
It's like the worst thing to do
in like a sparring match in like boxing.
It's like fighting Mike Tyson.
Yeah, oh, yeah, you feel like anything you do you're gonna lose but you just play you just play you do your best
Hey
See this is already much better. I like see I'm not gonna block in a blood in this game
All right, let me go
here
You're nervous. You're nervous, Levy straight up. By the way, I'm pretty sure. All right. Let's go
here
What would Magnus do right now chat, what do you guys think? All right
Magnus would do this
By the way
He very well might
That move is that move is very reasonable don't know why people in chatter and laughing the laughing emoji
All right it's been a fun match wait what wait no no no how has it been a fun
match it's time game time I'm just kidding I'm just I'm I'm trying to use my
aura this is gonna be tricky for you this is very tricky ooh remember when we
castle on the side of a board we don't want to push the ponds there because
by moving your pawn two squares you attack my queen but your pawn used to
protect that pawn and now everything crumbles oh my god we had to be patient
we had to go to the other side of the board
don't push pawns where you castle your king has to be safe now now now now
Now we're in trouble.
Levy stop.
Don't do this to me.
Levy, don't do this to me.
Oh no.
Dude, you hung a rook.
What are you doing?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Bro, your screen is blank.
Do you even know that you hung a rook?
I do.
I do.
I was considering whether to play the move that I played or a different move.
But I was like, I'll play that move.
I'm gonna look at the stream again.
I'm just gonna look at the stream.
Yeah, I'm gonna play, should I take with the king
or should I take with the bishop?
Yo, look at this guy, literally look at this guy.
Check, look at how he's playing.
Can you see this?
I've never seen anything like this in my life.
All right, all right.
You're not feeling stressed with my like,
cleaning night and then all those pieces?
I just don't even think you remember where they are.
It's like, there's no way.
You have King G1 Rook F1, Pawn F2, Knight F3 Pawn,
D4 Knight C3 Pawn on C2, B4 A3, Queen D1 Rook A1.
Vass!
How do you know?
OK, I'm not going to get intimidated about it,
Scott Chat.
We could do this.
I'm like Pegasus.
You like Yu-Gi-Oh?
Or is that, are we generations apart there?
I think I played the cards, you collect the cards, but I was like 5.
Yeah, I was not 5, I was a little older, but that's fine.
It's all good, bro.
All right, check this out.
We have a tie game here, bro.
It's tied, it's tied, for sure.
Appreciate the bishop.
Appreciate the bishop
My queen was my queen in my night we're defending together my god
Bro levy that was the most impressive thing I've ever seen in my life, dude legitimately. He's literally look at his board
Levy that was so impressive bro. I'm not even gonna lie. No, no, it's all
experience but I don't remember what I had for dinner how do you know all of the
to be honest me neither I mean chess just comes naturally because I've done it more
than literally any other activity you actually played fantastic but your big
mistake you pushed upon in front of your king before you did that actually your
positionals like probably better like I think you probably had a like look go
back to like move 11 okay yeah the positions equal you're keeping
totally equal with me on move 11 but the move you made it just weakened your
position so much like you lost the pawn and but you played like great you just
the mistake that you made was a really big mistake that's what happens yeah so
bro I wasn't a good spot my V I was and then I did it so why is that so
detrimental moving that pawn up because my king is just like oh yeah you're
gonna you're basically losing two pawns but also your king is just
completely without defense after that dude yeah because my pawns no longer
protected see levy the thing I the thing is before I like go it's like I bro I I
get into these scenarios where like I progress I progress I advance stuff but
then I'm like oh my god like anything I advance something's dying so how do I
like do you know what I mean once I reach that like okay we're like eight
moves in nine moves in ten moves in it's like I want to keep advancing
stuff but then like in that scenario advancing that pawn lost everything so
it's all about what can my opponent do so in this position I couldn't do anything
but you had an idea to push the pawn the problem is with that pawn move is you
enabled me to do something with your move so before you make a move you just
got to go if I make this move can the opponent do something can they take
something can they attack me and in this case if you asked yourself you would
like wait a minute I can't do that I can't do that because then he would take
my pawn so if you if you can't attack anything you have no move remember you
gotta go like checks you gotta look at captures and you gotta look at threats
that's the first thing you got to look at and if you have none of those you
just have to I call it playing tennis you ever play tennis before yes you
You just hit the ball back.
Play a move that doesn't do a lot.
Just like really, really slide a rook over to the left one
so that the rook has more vision.
I literally thought about that.
I literally thought about that.
Just play tennis.
Usually, as a beginner, your games are going to be chaotic.
Remember, peace is flying everywhere,
like opponent hanging a bishop, you hanging a queen.
So you minimize your mistakes, and you
try to maximize taking more of their stuff.
And in this case, in this game, the mistake you made
is you tried to do something that allowed me
to get something, and that's it.
So if you didn't do that.
And did you intentionally hang your rook?
You did, right?
I did, but I did that to bring my knight closer
to your king, and then I ended up checkmating.
The knight helped defend my bishop.
So I had a feeling that that's where the game would go.
Was it the best move?
No, but when you play G4, I relaxed.
Before that, I was actually pretty stressed.
I was like, I don't know how I'm gonna break it.
Really? Wow. Okay, but all right. All right. Well, thank you, bro. That was fun as hell, dude. Oh my god. Yeah, this was this was great
You you might be a little tired not everything is gonna get retained
But like you're already playing games that are great at 400. So just keep keep going again
We'll collab. I don't we could collab whatever. I'm having a great time. I hope you're having a great time, too
I'm having a great time, bro. Genuinely. You've helped me in great strides like legitimately, bro
Awesome, and if I'm uh, if maybe one of these days we can swap you can teach me how to play one of your games
Yes, bro. Yes. All right, man.
Thank you. Thank you, bro. Seriously. Thank you.
Thank you. And good luck in the tournament.
Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Chad, W. Lovey, bro.
Guys, like, he literally said to not give
himself like eight times.
Shut up!
He said, like, there's a 0% chance
I win and don't give himself.
All right.
We got RLCS in five minutes. Lock in.
Lock the fuck in.
Yeah. Yeah, guys, I'm not greedy.
I'm not greedy, he said to not give himself, it's like, what are you saying?
What a goat, bro, what an actual goat, bro, what an actual fucking goat.
Bro, I gotta play more chess with Levy, bro.
Oh my god, that shit is fun, dude!
I'm gonna go pee, I'm gonna go pee.
you
you
you
you
I'm muted.
RLCS!
Spurries right!
All right.
Squishy high-vives, let's go.
RLCS, let's go.
Eight, attempt number two.
Let's go.
Not the Bucky and MOTHERFUCKERS!
It's at 7?
VAS!
Wait, I thought it was at 6!
It's at 7?
Hi Vass.
Hi Vass.
Yo.
RLCS is at 7?
VAS!
I thought it was at 6.
I thought it was at 6.
Not at 7?
6, 7.
Yeah, sorry. Yeah, yeah, I thought RLCS was that and we could play some chess
Well
They give you time to warm up though cuz you need it you need it
What if I do chess for 30 minutes then RLCS for 30 minutes or I'll go warm up for 30 minutes
But I don't need no warm-up buddy. I don't know warm-up buddy
Well, I thought it was a six bro
Hi guys, you want to play me a chess bro?
Hello?
No, I've never played that game in my life, but you know what, I'm down, let's do it.
Yo, Squish, Squishdale!
Yeah, what's up, what's up?
Wait, RLCS is at 7, I thought it was at 6.
It's at 7, it's at 7.
Also, is Salmon playing?
Yeah.
Oh, we should probably have a team discussion, Squish, that you were talking about on
stream.
Yeah, yeah, like.
Team discussion?
Yeah.
Well, okay, a few things. Stomp is on EU pain. So we have to see how he feels on EU pain.
Like, like if he doesn't, if he can't play, for example, maybe we'll sub in high-vives,
right? And then if we get to the qualifying round, we're going to try to play with Stomp.
But if we get to qualifying round tomorrow, what are your thoughts on like maybe something
in high-vives like a super sub, qual around? And you're our coach, Jinx,
like we swap roles for final round. I'll be qualified for day two. What are your thoughts?
I'll be in the team, you'll be you'll be a part of the team, you'll just be our code.
I'll be in the team, and then I'll be out of the team.
No, no, no, okay.
Hold on.
Let me explain this better.
So yeah, explain it like better, I think.
All right.
So like, okay, thanks.
You're a fucking near the core.
You're like the core of the team.
You're the heart of the game.
Yeah.
Star player.
Star player.
But if we do someone making it to the qualifying ground,
it's going to be against low SSLs.
We want to get this title, right?
Getting RLCS title will be cinema.
So I don't know if we have the capabilities
as a three-man youth stomper and I yet,
we can gain that for sure.
Maybe today we'll have it, bro.
Maybe we won't.
But maybe we swap you and have the roles
come that last series.
Just because maybe we'll find a way through.
I mean you can coach us show us your coaching abilities maybe you can coach us
there's open roles you can coach us just for once you're making it that way we
qualifier you can get us Gatorade waters whatever bro we have a lot of
roles so I'll be in the team and then I'll be out of the team no you're not
out you're not out you're not out we're a four-man roster you're not out
of the team and then I'll be the coach of the team thanks if we even make it
into that round, it's gonna be a miracle.
I can't lie to you, like,
have you been playing Rocket League?
Be honest.
Wrap it up.
Yes, I've been playing.
Yes, yes.
I've been playing like once a week.
Okay, once, okay.
Yeah, so like, that's all right.
How about Sabo, how much have you been playing, man?
I've just got on today for the first time in three days,
four days, maybe.
Okay, listen, Jinx, the chances of us
even making it to that round is very low.
But if we do, that's our best shot
at making a day two.
Like, it's your call.
if you think you have what it takes man like
i think you do too it's just a matter of what i think i have what it takes out
yeah
i will play it up
don't only question mark is if stuff can plan a thing i think you'll be okay
i don't know why chat's laughing
i saw you've been getting the chest how's that been
uh... i'm
trying to be grandmaster
i'm going hard you know i am grandmaster
stop fucking trolling
What are you actually in chess?
No, I'm new I'm new I'm new I'm new I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What are you what do you want to play me?
Sure, bro. I'm you're you know, probably
Because I was never even played so have eyes it'll be like a baby from a baby. No, no, I know a bit
I know no, she's got beat by a guy that couldn't see pieces. They couldn't like
Guy happen to be an international master
Yo, switchy plenty in chess, bro
How do I do this?
I'm going to add you?
Yeah, add me.
Are you jinxing with two eyes?
Yes.
Okay.
Add me.
I'm elements.
3L3M3NTZ.
Who are you feeling like, bro?
That's my old name.
How do I add you?
What if we just send him a challenge link?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do that.
Do that.
I'm a hi to screen.
Yeah, fair warning.
I'm 300 elo, so be on the lookout.
You just got some tips from, well, you played Gotham.
Damn, bro.
You playing close or what?
Like, how was that game?
64% accuracy.
Is that good?
Did I play Gotham close?
What did you mean by playing close?
Well, I'm looking at it.
It says 01 Gotham 1, but like how close is the game, bro?
Like, I don't know.
I mean, it depends on how you slice it.
how you slice it it was pretty close at certain parts like the star that was close
which i'm at the center link in the group chat all right we gotta do a BL3 though
slice it but what do you mean it's close it'll be fine hey we gotta do a BL3 though i can't just
do one because i like i'm rusty i'm rusty are you actually nervous you're actually nervous
i'm not yeah of course i'm nervous but i don't play this shit like i'm not a chess player
why don't you drink billy could be good you any question yeah what do i have to not leak is
is right there. What's the link of over here? No. Oh, you're right. You're good. You're good.
You're good. Um, yeah. Just press the link and you should be able to just join. Yeah, I mean,
I mean, let me see your email. Let me see your email. I'm 437. So you might want to lock in.
It doesn't show you. It just says opponent. We don't see you. I says what it says waiting
for opponent 10 minutes. What's that for me? Oh, you send me a challenge. I see.
All right, bro. Wait, so you're 492. Oh, this is going to be closest. Fuck. All right.
I don't know how to play black bra. I'll be honest. I'm a white player like I'm a white one trick
Well, I'm nervous for like you say you're so quiet. Oh shit should be nervous as fuck about it
This is good RCS warm-up
It's a team bonding aspect
It's a good move, that's a good move man, that's a good move, I like that move, I do you.
How nervous are you Squishy, let's get it on the 10th.
I would say like a 7, like a 7, so you just got coached from one of the best chess
players on planet earth, right?
yep okay so I'm gonna get my ass fucked aren't I hold on oh shit okay alright
thanks hey listen I'm not here to fuck around dude like let's play some
thanks like you came to play bro like I'm honest like let's play some fucking
Chats, bro, that axe.
All right, bro, listen, all right.
Doesn't really change anything.
That's a good move, thanks.
That's a good move.
Hey, that's a good move.
Thank you.
All right, what do you want to do with this move like I've asked myself that what do you want to do with this move?
You any
Probably this like I don't know like is that the right move? I don't know like what would I got them say about my move right there?
That are good got them would have said that your move was a blunder because under this is what we call squishy in the chess world a
fork
Squishy I just want to say to you bro good game. It was nice playing you man. Hey best of three, bro
Oh, hey, hey, hey, that's the three.
What are you doing?
Where are you going to knock me?
That's fucking God!
So let me that game!
So let me that game!
So let me that game!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Wait, Jynx, did you know you were mating me out that?
HOLY FUCK
I thought you were just forking out of your resume
HOLY FUCK
It's the nipple bro, it's the nipple
Best of three?
Best of three? Yeah, yeah, yeah
Best of three one more?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Come on
How do I do it? How do I join?
How do I join?
That is my best chess game on my life
I'll rematch right there
Literally, that is the best chess game on my life
You love you love this the night bro like your night is dangerous, but I haven't played I haven't played like that in a minute
So like your night is kind of like that's my plan. That's my key. Okay
Wait a minute ladies and gentlemen, I believe that's what we call
I'm just trying to get your confidence up or else yes bro, that's all it takes bro.
Hold on.
Nah, but Squishy, I have a game for you after this.
What game?
So you know how this is like normal chess right?
There's a game on Steam called FPS Chess.
FPS Chess, yeah, yeah, let's play that, let's play that.
Thanks.
You will not beat me in FPS chats, but I don't know what that is, but...
I don't know.
It's beat.
Wait, I lost.
I'm supposed to be thinking, right?
Yeah, that's not the best one on me, but I'll make it moves.
Now I need to hit up Gotham, maybe like run this back.
After some practice, you know
FPS chess, what is that? What does that have us? Um?
So basically every every time you take a piece
it's like a it's like a one-on-one and
Obviously each piece has like their own gun and shit like that
Sounds cool
Yeah
Bro is that made or am I tweaking?
No, it's not why did I think that was me I just wonder I don't know why I thought that was me I thought that was me
All right, let's run this around bro. Hold on. I don't know. Yeah, I was me
like like what if I just do this but it's just like like Gotham couldn't have prepared
you for that like you take back right like Gotham is not going to prepare you to play
a bot like he's preparing to play a good player like I'm gonna do some dumb shit hold on let
me let me throw some let me throw some crazy shit into the mix bro I'm gonna deal with
Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. No, but the
the castle technique. Okay. Okay. Okay.
King of the castle. King of the castle.
Oh, I actually wondered really, really hard. I thought I
thought I made it you again.
I would not win on God.
Okay.
Good moves.
I hate those good moves.
It's got to think here.
Got to think.
You're not bad kid.
Interesting really good move by you.
Thank you incredible move by you.
I didn't see that.
I think I'm definitely losing my.
My rope here.
Can I lose anything else? No.
I cannot.
I can't lose anything else.
I think we started advancing.
for sure. Give our horse some space.
Good move. Hey, good move, Jinx.
Like that.
You just blundered.
That's a mistake. Yeah, that's a mistake. Or is it?
Checkmate.
Not that. Any fun.
Interesting, Sushin.
Oh, you just blundered.
Wait.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Are you having a positive?
Yes.
Yes, that's a great that's gonna move
I might have I might have you just solve it might be way to make it way out on you think
so because you can't move the right next to the king that's gonna be a queen there's
nothing you could do hold hold hold hold hold let me think you fell for the trap you just sold
this is a problem what do you do now we can trade this is a problem yeah this is a problem
I'm actually locked right now chat levy is like oh my god
I'm actually locked
I want levy to review both these games bro with me. It's incredible
trade
And now we just have a queen
Oh you're smart
So wait, is this gonna be a stalemate then?
What happens now is this a stalemate?
Interesting surprise. Let me have that. Yeah, I fucked up I fucked up
This is truly 480 load testing.
It's like, we are bots, I think.
But listen, you're actually playing a smart game of chess here.
I think it's a stalemate.
I don't think so.
I have a way.
I think this is going to blow.
I don't know, I actually don't know.
I'm gonna fuck this up, I feel it.
I genuinely do not know how to meet you for me.
I have no idea.
If I get you, it's going to be lucky.
I genuinely do not know.
Fuck.
Do you know?
High-fives, help me.
No, no, I've never played the game before.
I literally don't know.
Okay, okay, okay.
You're lucky.
You're lucky.
How do I do this?
How do I do this?
I do it. I need to get a quarter.
Except I'm coming for you, bro.
Oh, I have you. I have you. I have you. I need you.
Come on. Oh, my God.
Oh, you're cooked.
I think...
It's like
shit-versed fart.
Test gameplay.
Hold on.
No, wait. Can you move a foot of this?
Yeah, surely.
Do I do?
I think I'm close.
Chattam I got to be.
But if I do this, you just tell me.
Fuck, what do I do?
Which way is it?
Is it straight?
Fuck.
Fuck.
I don't know. I don't want to make the wrong move. I think it's still in here. Oh
My god, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do, Jinx.
Lock in, bro.
Is it this? Oh my god. That's game. Oh
My god.
My god three so one more game rematch rematch. Yeah. Oh my god. Okay, I'm not a good block though fuck
Hmm
They're actually still naked on black.
I can't do that now... fuck, can't do that.
I don't know what I'm doing.
That's not really bad play by me.
Not shit.
Okay, let me think.
I don't have fucks by this again.
I don't think it's me.
You know what, fuck it bro.
I'm just going to get rid of it.
I can.
I think I move, okay?
Can't do that.
Not a bad shot.
I didn't see that, I didn't see that, I didn't see that, oh my god it's over, it's over.
I didn't see that.
What are you trying to cook up with this?
Careful.
I actually hate the knife.
I think the knife is really good against the players.
Feels like it's gay.
He's broken, bro.
Telling you he's broken.
Yeah.
Also naked like it's fine
Don't want to do
Like just get that on the track fuck it
fuck!
You're mocking me.
Oh, I didn't even see that are you kidding me, bro?
I didn't fucking see that.
You should send this one into Gotham.
You're a good one to review.
You think this would be a good review?
Yeah, it might be a good one.
I'm literally getting fucked in the ass, repetitively.
All right.
All right.
Is this wonderful?
Chow with Magnus, when am I in position?
No, bro.
With Magnus, when am I in this position?
You would put his hand out, dude.
Chow, what do you think?
GD, bro.
would Magnus win in this position?
I'm not resigning, resigning is for fucking pluses.
You jinxed.
You give up?
Why I fucked up?
Hold on.
along
uh...
the city of all
block for the poor and i think it's a great topics
that you do you think
you know
not a little bit of showing it
I lost my 30 material, it was a bad showing.
Yo, so the guy with the OG mud bone thing,
that's just sending me, how do we do this?
Bro, this guy's actually a fucking loser.
Like, I mean, literally, what are you doing with your life?
Thanks.
Hey, good games, bro.
You did make me like four moves.
That was good, that was good.
Levy was watching.
Bro, I hope Levy watched me fucking mate you
in fucking five moves, buddy.
I hope we're not just...
Jinx, Jinx, actually you're not bad bro, you're not bad.
And listen, I haven't played in a long time, like...
I've been like, I've been like...
Bro, I'm gonna be better than you in a week!
Alright, we'll rematch soon, we'll rematch soon. Listen, rematch soon.
Looks like a good game, bro. I think we're actually...
No one has as much passion as me, no one.
No one has as much passion as me.
Not a fucking soul.
Thanks for middle control, Bator. Appreciate you, bro. Thanks for mid control.
Did you rip another game like instant?
Yeah, it just instant-cured.
Thanks for some more control here.
Can't lie to me, I thought you were gonna fuck me like the next game, too. Jesus.
Yeah, me mating you like that's the end it, bro.
Yeah, that was actually good. It was actually good. Oh my god, my jaw dropped. Look, I didn't realize what happened. That's gonna be added
Wait, so if you play your friend you can get elo couldn't somebody just boost that seems stop
Yeah, yeah, I think so. I mean surely they get banned though. They monitor surely. Yeah
It's like such such a pointless thing to do is just fucking boost your fucking fake chassis love to get banned
Nice. Nice queen play, bro.
Alright, let me think.
A nice jinx is going to be the mood of, uh, what? Chestnut?
Yeah.
Yeah, bring that queen all the way back, buddy.
That's what the fuck I thought.
Gotham says you're actually good after watching the last game.
Thank you, Gotham.
I mean, jinx is a great opponent as well.
I mean, like, it's like, I had a tough opponent.
I had to play good chess to match you.
I go, wait, wait, he just sold me, just sold me, just sold me.
What are you doing?
Free material chat? Can we get a hashtag free material?
Or no, it's not, but still.
What's to stop me from this?
This seems like the best plan on the board.
I'm sorry, but Knights are grossly underrated.
Knights are the only way you can actually just get inside their ass, literally.
literally. Let's check this out. I'm gonna go here. What does he do? Oh, that was actually
his best possible play. I'm not gonna lie. Wow. Well played, sir. Well played, sir.
No, that was his best possible play.
Fuck!
He's gonna take, he's gonna take Shisa.
Alright, let's just trade.
I don't mind a little trade action.
Mm-hmm.
check how do you like them apples okay did perfect against that
This is fun though, I'm not going to lie.
Everything's protected.
This is fun.
Oh fuck. God, that's such a good play by him.
Hmm. Interesting.
I think I have to lose my horse no matter what I do. No, I don't. No, I don't. No, I don't.
I do not have to lose her.
Oh, this is intense! Oh my God, it's a sweat fest!
Good boy. Bring that ship back, baby.
Fuck!
I'm going to start cutting up the field again with this horse. Boom.
Boom. That's material. Yeah, that's fucking material Chad. Let's go. Bang? He takes? Of course
he takes. Now that's going to open up my rook a little bit. He's going to open up his rook though.
Come on bro, take the fucking pawn. Wait, what are you doing? What is this guy doing?
Oh, he's trying to fake me, bro. Do you think I was like born in a barn?
Free material!
Yeah, am I doing good what you guys think?
You're not bad Jinx. Thank you, bro. Plus two. Okay
I'm beginning my assault watch this chat corner here
Bro this is such a good play by me
This is such a good play. This is such a good play
That's a come on. We found the gap
What does he do? What the fuck does he do?
That is such a good play my god
Interesting actually really good play by him
Shaisa.
Wait, if I do this, nothing can kill me.
Now if he moves his rook back, he moves his rook and his bishop.
I'm putting so much pressure on this fucker.
He's thinking he's like, what should I do if I move my rook back, I'm going to lose
my rook and I can't even trade it out.
What do you see thinking right now?
What did he do?
He moved his queen there.
Good play.
Actually a good play.
Is there a way that I could put this guy in check
while still having the pressure
of this queen?
Because right now my queen is infiltrating.
Is there a way?
Why don't we just get some...
That would be bad I think.
I know there's something, I just don't see it. I know there's something now.
Okay. This guy's made it pretty clear that he wants...
Wait, isn't that a blunder? That's a blunder, right?
No, it isn't, because the bishop shies out.
Oh no! Fuck! Fuck!
What happened what happened?
RLCS it's fine. I mean it's
Warming up
Yeah, I'm with the brain jinx
Yeah, Jixi, you know one time you did say flash right out was harder than chess you still stand on that
Not even fucking close.
Chest is like harder than an erect cock.
All right, is this a good play? No, it's not. How about this? Interesting.
Why would he do that? I'm confused. Why would he do that?
Oh, that's why.
Fuck this shit!
Fuck this!
400 ego player, my ass!
My ass!
My ass, that's a 400 ego player.
All right, let's warm up, boys. Where's Stompin'?
First.
Oh, he's not in his room for a while.
I messaged him. I messaged him, but...
Oh, he's not here yet?
Bro, is there any travel for him?
Are we sure he's playing yeah, yeah, he I mean he had to sign up for it. It took like bunch of work to sign up for it
So yeah, yeah issues. I don't have his phone number. So you might have to call him Jason. Yeah, let me call. Let me call
Are we winning this shit or what bro? Of course we are man. What is when we're making our LCS worlds finals?
Imagine a land exactly
Yo, yo stop it coach jinx to step it in here um so we got team warm-ups kicking off in five minutes
Holy aura that's what i'm talking about
He's locked in we have to add him to this group
Let me have the old one, it's really called old one.
Yeah.
Yeah, can you call it?
Yeah, yeah.
of
the
Yeah.
Mmm.
My girl is good.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna leave.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna leave.
Yeah.
No.
No.
Alright.
Let's get more.
Hey, let's get more.
and
Think think yo, yo, what's up, baby, bro?
You've been forgetting that you could double jump aerial, bro
You don't you don't do that remember you can do that you double jump and then aerial you should do the pack to the pack
Don't jump aerial jump jump here. I'm loose. I'm jump loose jump up back loose. I'm just about loose
Because you've been forgetting that low-key, but I know you haven't been playing that much
So you said training packs you have to write into a 1v1
So you think he got snarl?
I'm going to put the cast up and make a new trailer.
I mean, dare I say I'm already warm? Go.
I got it in the bottom.
I think our biggest problem last time guys was not our gameplay, but our mentality.
Yeah. Hey, I'll take them for that.
I don't know. I actually want to point a finger at Jinx here.
Oh, you know.
If it can be allowed. Jinx, are you listening?
What's up? What's up?
Yeah.
I just want to point a finger at your wave real quick.
I just want to remind you, we were one...
I'm with the ping with Mike. Are you playing an ace?
Oh, yes. How is it?
No. I'm in Scotland mate.
No, no, no. Are you playing an ace serve or what?
One like for a ping?
You're in Scotland mate.
Yeah, come on.
Yes, yes coach, I know
Look bro, we just make a couple things clear y'all
So we have coach, well assistant coach, Hibiscus, and then I'm coached
I might be like, why are you coached? Why are you coached?
Uh, squishy, do you want me to sound soft?
Yeah, okay, so stop
If we make it to the final, listen
Vixx is playing, Vixx is playing
Hear me out, Vixx is playing
If we make it to the final round of the day
It doesn't matter
We sub in high vibes for dink sub and we can maybe make it to day two and get the title
I mean, I think I'm ready to take off the promise plan, but you guys don't have to
No, no, no, I'm fully, I'm fully, if you believe in yourself
I'm really good
What?
Fall right here, you're gonna get it?
Alright, alright, Scott wanted to die in the tournament though
Scott wanted to die in the tournament
I was gonna say, okay, my only issue with you last time, you played in the same URSR player, like for sure
On my own issues with that one gamer up three to zero three minutes left
Oh, yeah, you're one you're saying we won the game already you mean it for the next round
And I was like don't say that and what happened to you lost he lost
That's all I asked outside of that I love that you play I love the mentality. I don't like our coach. We don't let you
Yeah, I'm a
I didn't appreciate the negativity and yeah, no, no, no, fuck that
And like
My dear you try that shit
If you try to yell at my ear again, I'm gonna read my fucking monster
Well, listen, I won't be doing that but what I will be needing from you is a screen share because
Because sometimes you were a lost puppy and I had to yell at you and tell you what to do.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah that will help.
Like if he's completely out of position now, you could give a little pointer.
But do it respectfully, don't yell at the guy.
Yeah, of course, of course.
With love and respect.
Yeah, with love and respect.
We're a team here.
We're a band.
Any time you can say anything, just say,
Hey JC with love.
Oh my god, I'm shocked.
Hey JC with love and respect.
Then say it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's not better than just straight up harassing.
No, by the time the calm comes out,
by the time the calm comes out, there's gonna be a goal,
or there's gonna be a dead mode, or any of that.
So it's all good though.
We can do that.
But it will have love and respect.
Yeah, exactly.
And that's what we're going for.
Love and respect, dead start.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's not class-ability, bro.
Yep.
How would you get on a break flight?
I forgot I was in a 1v1 with Bob.
man now we can warm up I know I love the flip
I'm gonna mind it we do 2v2 private me and Jinx
first y'all two and then you get like it you get
Oh yeah, I like the flick reset indicator too, I like that a lot.
I don't know why people are laughing.
I like the flick reset indicator, I use it all the time.
Use it all the time, drinks?
Like every game?
I know, I love it.
It's so satisfying that I like to use it all the time.
Let's warm up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Think you're fine, you're good.
I'm in an absolute carbon burner, almost done this.
Two minutes left, three, four. I'm in close place.
Y'all want to see who your team is, so I'm gonna check it out
Y'all see who you're robbing elbows
He's the...
He's got a lot of speed
Let's see it
Are you on epic?
Yo this game gets so many lucky valves
Maybe
Let's have Chorsky
Put your epic into this one
Wait what do you mean we lost?
We lost
Have I changed into Rockley
Yeah
Okay, my epic if something has me if you just invite stomp them
Don't know why switchies laughing
Y'all looking for a friend?
My bet, my bet, my bet
You can be the sub first
Must be muttered or something
I don't know
Oh, I'm muted
Oh, you're muted?
Who's y'all's thermite? I don't know
Or you?
Or like you want to flex or
Shit, am I muttered?
Yeah, hello
I'm muttered right now
you do that in the in our fix you have to like pre-sign up you have to be like a
roster where Jinx is yeah yeah you want to be like our manager like water boy
look I'm not like everything is you guys can throw me in the line up I'm not
gonna be like that's water look out have a little class that you know you guys
could listen to me as assistant coach right player trainer personal trainer
Motivational speaker, I'm not gonna be waterboy, alright, there's like, I'm not gonna go as waterboy
You gotta be fucked up
No, Jinx, that game's going well though
You've been a little quiet on the score, how's that game going?
This game's going fine, it's really great
What are your thoughts on the raid bullies and Aiden packs going from?
What's the Lord there?
It's like some people from the console
look bro my mindset is like well what happened to SSG roster they all on different tools
they all like well Benja doing us, Ashton doing the MAD and the rest doing Dark Zero
because they join in by doing it by
so wait is that because she's just saving money or something but I don't know why you
asking me
look I'm sure that's what they're doing right my question is this bro the rocks
the roster they had wasn't working. Alright, here I don't think the roster they had won
anything or even came close to winning anything in years. Maybe they got like a top four of
one time. Maybe a top six. Now this roster, it might be worse, but there's a chance it's
good. It's probably going to be worse, but there's a chance it's good. And honestly,
I respect the decision. You can either keep on losing forever or try something crazy.
This is Raid's debut in PL, right?
Yeah.
I think he's going to do, like, as a player.
I think he'll do fine.
I think she joined Rocket Invite.
Rocket Invite, Rocket Invite.
Wait, so what?
Now, what is case in going pro?
Now, that's an interesting one.
What is case in 18 yet, or no?
No.
Shy so.
That's
High-fives you know we do this shit, so yeah
I mean, oh, I don't know if that all you think of yourself. You're just a flat out. You're deep black
deep black
I was warmed up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm going down.
Wait. Hey, what's that shit?
That's the thing, bro.
He's on 150.
I
I mean, was it bad or was it bad?
Nice dribble, bro.
You want to give us the ball to the silver platter?
Watch this, child.
Okay, see?
Yeah, watch out, big bro.
Oh, he's gonna get that.
That's open.
Nice.
He's locked.
It takes a rest off a little bit.
A little bit of rest, a little bit of rest.
Okay.
Oh, I missed that.
I remember.
I mean, I'm hurt, I had it.
Get there, bro.
Pick the plan.
There it is.
Oh!
Oh, hold on.
No.
I'll take the plan.
Yo, we're getting warm, bro.
I feel good.
I feel good.
Hold on.
Pick the plan.
Go middle, go middle, bro.
Go middle, go middle.
Remember to play.
Remember to play.
Now, Jinx, all you.
Stop on reddit.
This is good at everything.
No, look.
He called it now.
Let's go.
Bye.
Yo, I'm blind.
Don't.
Yeah.
How about he's playing for a spot?
He's playing for a spot right now.
No, no, don't.
It's a good save by Jinx. It's a good save.
How's it a good save that you guys scored?
Let's see what these guys are made of, bruh.
I'll take that from you though.
I can't do confidence.
Go for a side-line.
I'm already up.
I'm gonna force him.
Yeah.
He's just playing it.
What?
Is he?
Slot!
Why didn't you go?
Should we just connect?
What's going on here?
Where?
I'm having trouble.
It's fine.
They can take this.
Oh my god, I'm being shot.
I
Yeah, I don't know.
Wait, Jhin? Wait, he's not fucking in the mode now.
Yo, I want to fuck around. Let's go. Let's fuck around. Let's fuck around.
Yo, I want to fuck around. Let's go. Let's fuck around. Let's fuck around. Let's fuck around. Let's fuck shit.
What the fuck?
Jump them off.
I saw some clip jinks of you like one tap and stop is that real you
You guys like shit talking to each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the real
Bro, bro, I've seen some edits that you play rock like that's not you bro. That's what I'm saying
Yeah, bro
That was kind of a crazy low key like that was crazy or any of my car that was actually
I don't stop like java
I said if I never know I should have my good defense
That's what our teammates are like.
We're winning the game, playing a wincom.
Rough one, rough one.
No, no, no, bro. You need to learn wincom.
You need to learn wincom, bro.
That's why we lost.
That's why we lost last week, bro.
That's not much.
Get their links.
Get their links.
One more.
Oh
It's just so fast and cool
I just backflip broken down
My car
Listen listen listen the vibes are great. He's just locked in you got a golder scheme. He's already won
10 minute bet
Let's go. Let's go
Oh, okay
You should have seen my
Oh
Yes, you saw the opening this like yes, baby
It's like just in that and that first game against me not the second and third though, but the first game
Wait
What's up?
Oh my god
You're gonna be?
You're actually really well done
Actually really well done
You're not gonna keep playing well
I like that
I think I'm gonna put up your hand
Get in there
Wait, I like the pace, it's actually
We're to the half lift
Geo, Geo
Oh my god, guys
Nice finish, high five
Set back
Whoa, I told you
Hey, hey, hey, hey
I told you to set up
See, you're not done accessible
You gotta fix that, motherfucker
So fuck
Hey, dude, what's up?
Put the ball in the net
Yo, I'm a retired player. All right, you know what?
What done bro done listen love the vibe right now. I feel like we're gonna win today bro. I thought we were coming out
All right, me and stoppin for squishy and highbacks. Who's winning?
No
Oh, you think I'm gonna shoot stoppin?
No, I'm like I think you stopped you
Let's do this! Me and stop it for Squishy and Ives! We should lose by 20!
I never said there was a Hitchu Hive I'd...
No, no, no, no, I know.
Hi, guys. Nobody said there was a Hitchu Hive I'd...
It was a warm-up game, you know?
Why do you always have to bring down your players?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No bad and no bad is no bad mental here.
No, because last time we played you were...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but we already talked about that.
We already talked about that.
We already talked about that.
It wasn't even constructive.
It was just like, oh, that's terrible.
We already apologized as a coach, that will never happen again.
Stop it, A, lock it on the state market.
Alright.
Have us.
Something for the football, bruh.
Hey, what the fuck is that, bruh?
Is that a youth group?
Beautiful, beautiful.
Like, comp tool collected, what's that?
That's what happened there, twin.
Unlucky!
Oh my god!
What?
You didn't do that, bruh.
What?
I
Don't know the most helpful in bro. I'm not realizing that
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie Jinx see you got that
Try drinks
I'm just enabling him bro, you gotta be a good
Yeah.
Go fuck yourself, dude.
Wait, Jixi, Jixi.
Do this, do that.
Yeah.
Bro, no, I actually can't play.
We're going to lose in the tournament.
No, no, no, you said it.
No, we're not going to lose.
I call our students random today, but you don't understand.
I was the only one.
How about I get a beer around the side of that?
Really, how am I?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Thanks, I love you all. I love you all.
Have you had a drink?
Where's he?
Yeah, I forced you though. I forced you.
No, you did good. You did good.
That's like pushing a pawn, you know what I mean?
I just tried, dude.
Like, look, you're rocking a dead chest.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm stocking it.
You're playing, you're actually playing well.
How do you move your car like that?
What the fuck is that?
Down and up in midair?
What?
Not a game left, not a game left.
Is this the server we're gonna play on in the game too?
Yep.
Ah, yeah.
But there's different ones though.
There's different ones that they see now next week.
No.
There's a chance that like...
Oh no.
Alright, I got it.
Love the comps, I like.
Bro, hi guys!
What the?
He was warming up bro, he was warming up.
Say Sloth.
I bet you can do that.
Yeah, that's it.
You have something coached for me bro.
If it's too bad, like, actually if it's like I'm playable like not fun for you, like, yeah we can.
A little, a little snow.
It might be better, it might be better in game.
There's different like
Like it depends what what you serve or you get
Mid-series I mean mid-series I
Think so I'm the anyone's gonna call it out for it
That's like that's insane. That's insane. I'm like a lot
It's your star player, bro like don't they gonna step out it's only like Tony
Like it but I told you the heart of the team, bro, you keep it together rise off the wall
Nothing fake me
Like so we're about to be eliminated
Then you swap the coach role
Come on, G
That could work
Is that a laugh?
Is that a laugh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
As long as I'm in the game
I think mid-series is fine
In between games
We put the ball to the floor
for a little bit, guys
On the floor, on the floor
Yeah, on the floor
Yeah, on the floor.
All right, take it, take it, bro.
You want me to take it?
Yeah, let's do it.
Make a plan off it, bro.
Man, see, man, see, I'm not a man.
I'm going to see it right here.
Get it around me.
Get it around me.
Oh, stop.
Oh, that's a good play.
Love that.
Not bad, Jinx.
Not bad.
Actually, pretty good.
Actually, pretty good.
Did you land a bump?
I sent some starcast in here.
Now you got to land a bump on.
Oh, she went for the bump.
That was good.
I think that was pretty good, bro.
It's a good idea.
Thank you, bro.
You did that funny thing in a boat?
Yeah, when you make a wish boat, I'll be dead like that.
Alright!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm not going though.
Oh, hold on.
Open.
Open.
Take.
Take you here.
Take you here.
Open it up.
To you.
Alright.
Alright.
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
You're gonna keep on shooting, bro!
Same, same, same.
I can't, bro. Listen, listen.
We got this.
Oh, well.
Yeah, Jinx. Right here, right here.
Come on, come on.
Get in there, get in there.
Okay, go on, go on.
Another one?
Get him back!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhh, bro!
Save it?
Nice.
I got him.
Hey, what the fuck?
I never seen that before.
I bumped him.
I'm gone.
Yeah, man, get the fuck down, kid!
Sit down!
I think there's a lot of block.
You again, Trix?
Thanks.
Light open.
Light open.
I like that.
I love you out there.
See you, Habas.
Let's see what you've got.
I try I try I try coach wait yeah yeah oh my god
one more zap yes what did you say guys
Oh my god, alright that means stop wait wait squishy what do you have here in the buffer
on?
Um, default should be fine but if you're lagging I forget which one is better if you're lagging
I would probably not. Maybe CSDS if you're like me.
I need to order food, bro.
How about what food should I order? How about us?
Mmm, so you have, what, habachi yesterday?
Yep. What should I get for today?
What should I get for today?
I think you should get some...
What time is it?
Sushi?
Yeah, sushi's a good job.
It's 7.
What kind of sushi do you eat?
Bro, I only have sushi ones that I like to eat.
I think 15 minutes long.
Wait, it's 7? Does it start now?
We have a bye, so we could probably one more game nice guys
Hold on so we skip first round into win two series again sounds easier than it actually is gonna be hard though
Oh, no, we're short. I remember the first series. We lost a bot like we should have one
Yeah, they were and we just drove and then the last theory Jinxie was yelling when we were at 300 we lost
Yes
Don't just hit it on me. We could have stepped up. Well
Well, no we couldn't, we couldn't.
Good stuff, that's the gallery y'all, it's team.
All right, what are the teams?
Let me make sure, let me make sure I don't like.
Let me make sure, let me make sure I don't like.
Don't harass me, we're obviously gonna lose.
So, I was gonna lose, bro.
I know, I know, we're gonna lose.
I gotta find our master maker.
Yo, squishy, like, so you're just gonna, like everything?
Are you bad at any games?
I was bad at chess, you beat me.
And you're new?
Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure we're signed up
We're good. We're good. I'm coming. I'm coming stop. No, no, I mean, I'm pretty I'm pretty bad at chess. I feel like but
Yeah, I feel like I'm not
Most like video games I feel like I'm good at
Not bad.
Yup, Jinks.
Are you really doing that?
Are you serious?
That's some...
Oh, so close.
That...
That, uh...
kickoff is really...
free.
It's free, doesn't it?
Um, because you fake and then you go
and demo the guy last, and then
last and then some free gole. It's not a Spanish, you got a Spanish, you got a Spanish. It's like the
I love the role. There you go, you go, you go. Wait, why did you just leave the ball?
Let's see, let's see, let's see. Okay, I got it. Oh my god, holy, holy, high-bives are up. Good save,
coach. That's a nice, nice, nice. Love that. Oh, you, oh, you, oh, you. Love that, love that, love that.
I got it.
You got a hard stop to sign over there.
Oh my bump from stopping.
Cool.
How do you stop it like that?
Yo, I got a boost painted on my team.
It's all good.
Here's a flash from trying to get up.
Oh, good.
It's all good.
I mean, I wasn't trying to take your past heroes on.
That's sad to say.
You're getting warmed up.
One, just get one, dude.
You're on the roof?
Uh-oh.
Okay.
Alright.
Tippi Marco!
I have about two points!
Not bad.
Like, what's going on, bro?
Yo yo, dead, dead, dead, dead!
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh!
Finally!
Oh!
Yeah!
Why?!
What?
Dixie, you got to stop giving gas until the...
Bro, but I got excited, bro.
It was like a fern like that.
What's happening?
You turned away! You turned away!
Oh nice you again go go you go
Oh fuck up
I can't hit him, I can't hit him, I can't hit him
Pass it to him shit
You
God you're whipping him, I'm on the far post
Hold on I gotta save this
One second
Oh I missed
I missed
Oh I missed
I'm just looking at your name in the map
Routing in the whole circle.
Donuts.
They think... Bro, like, just remember the things...
Hey, hey, hey, stop it! It's a friendly warm-up! Psycho!
I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to.
I thought it plays better than the demo, bro.
The demo player.
Yeah, sure.
You should go for more demons.
Yeah, you should.
Just be calm, coach.
See, when you say that, I kinda know what you're trying to say.
Oh, like, demons are really good in 33s.
Yeah, yeah.
I got it.
This guy is like...
Yeah, I got it. I got it.
Oh!
That sniped me out of mid-air. What the fuck is that?
That's what I...
There we go.
Nice four-dial, not bad.
Not bad at all
You left the net bro, look at that point to the ball man points in the ball
I didn't go
Alright
Is that Jokey?
Yeah
Good map, man
No
Bro stop
Is Scotland nice as hell?
You got this
I like that
Is Scotland nice?
Like the buildings?
Yeah, not a bad game. Not bad. Not bad at all. So we have, like, throw a nice man
playing golf. It's a minister match. You're getting banged. Thanks, you and I. You and
I one more time, thanks. What do you mean? You want to team a team a team? Yeah, you
play that bad either now you didn't do bad at all we're playing alaskan
bowl worms or teen genesis what I'm tempted to just order a pizza but like I
can oh my god oh my god bro I'm gonna be ordering food right do your thing
8 to
Lemonade in the price
Yes
Done
We like when it's like to like for your kickoff it actually doesn't bad it off
The dead the dead both players both players doing like the same thing
I should have played the low, you're going to play the high, that's what I'm saying.
It's when a jinx, you know you're kickoff and you boost and flip into it, it hits the
exact thing you'll die.
Guys, I have a game plan.
Dead ass.
We're about to be eliminated.
We sub and high-five.
Like if we're one game away.
That's a good fact.
High-five!
He's like our trump card.
Yeah, he's like our trump card.
Yeah, he's like our trump card.
He's like our trump card. Yes. Yeah, I'll coach out. Yes. Yes
All right, all right, I'm no fool. Oh man, thanks
Thanks, go make go me bro
You ready
Which I can't think that's a good idea. I'll be like
Yes
What she says no, yeah
Pinch wait 50 again. Yes, I got the drinks
All right, all right, yeah
He just fakes again like wait a juicy good job this game, bro
You're doing good
I
Go Jerry on his head. Yep. Oh, I like you see
Well, you tried to save it
Maybe I'm not gonna
I was like
He made 150 high-bives!
I like that
What's up high-bives?
You're playing better, you're warming up, I get to see it
Squishy save on Squishy
Squishy, listen to me, listen to me
Yeah, yeah
We have high-bives
We're gonna call it a quarter-sixty-six
Alright?
I don't know, yeah
I execute a one-a-sixty-six
Hold up, so wait
If we have high-bives
If our chances go up
Yes
How much?
A lot like the like okay. I don't want to say something bad sounds like it's your fault, but it's not like probably double five double
Music that's fucked up. No, no
I don't mean it in a bad way
Let's say we're hypothetically about to lose. Yes the first game we stop in the high-bives
are we like are we gonna make it to day two we could we could we could depends how
long they live they too spot us tomorrow but like if you can't play it's not
like that but also like tomorrow is like pro teams like we could play like an
I'm gonna play like crazy games tomorrow. It's winnable. They heard they heard in the house
in the house. I didn't get to tell that. My bad. It doesn't
I knew you got that
Yeah, please man help me
Well, like that I
hey nice nice thanks you got any touch any touch bro actually good actually i'm the bush
i got it though i got it i got it you got it yeah hi i've always just like really confident
with each other here squishy stop you're me i'm trying i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm not i'm not
How is that even possible?
How is that even possible?
Nice play, y'all.
Oh my God!
1400!
Holy shit!
Nice shots!
Eight, eight!
I can't back up.
Oh, nice keeper!
Oh nice keep up. Oh no. No. Good work now. W pitch invader. I mean I had a hundred points.
A pitch invader would have had zero points. Wait for about to start guys. I'm ready to go.
Yeah but I think it's the next like within the next like three minutes five minutes.
If we stop in high-vives in the middle of a series as we're losing are you sure that's a lot of your team?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a alternate so I'm pretty sure
Mid-game mid-game definitely not but like no
Like if you play a game your teammate like internet goes out. I'm pretty sure you can use yourself
Me next the next game
I'm getting a beer. Oh
Oh hell no.
Chocolate turning.
That's what he needs bro.
They better like calm him down.
Dude, we were up. Even though we played that one pretty good. We were up 3-0. We just like didn't hold our lead like.
Low key. Low key we could have made it out last time like.
It would have been hard but.
Yeah.
Last time Jigs had to go I think if we made it to the final round.
Day 2 is pro semi-throw.
Oh fuck.
Like everyone's good we got that shit over
How is it a stop on the ping
I'm not gonna lie. It's pretty bad, but it's playable. I know like fifties or shit, right?
I'm like like seeing it's sexy, but delayed when you go for any kind of like big touch
Yeah, the key one with my ball is gonna go sometimes like off the kickoff. Yeah. Yes, exactly
The cube of high ping is like when you have control of the ball you don't like it all so you got to try to keep the ball as much as possible
It's very weird how that works, but playing 1v1 with the high ping is actually doable because if you can like dribble the ball the whole time
It doesn't look like it for you only looks like you in the opponent has it
Chair well too
I'm a xbox controller, but yeah, and can you change any of those like network buffers or any of that?
Yeah, I don't really know which one is best for like server lag though like for for like Wi-Fi like it's different in like server lag
I don't really know that helps
See it people saying CSTS server. I'm telling good. Did you change that song? Yeah, I did okay
We're going to win this tournament with the power of friendship.
Love that, Janks.
Love that.
How's it been with Shaiqo?
Good, bro.
No complaints at all.
When was your first turning?
When's your first turning stop?
Well our first game's on Tuesday, but like online.
Like a league?
Yeah, to qualify for like the event.
Yeah, okay, okay.
Do you play like every team wants or something?
Like it's like a big signing group.
Yeah!
Weaver with a 20 gift, Wweaver in the chat, Weaver, fuck me in the ass.
And then we're gonna play off.
Let's go.
Let's win this shirt.
time I got a mango cart and three of my buddies chat now here's the thing if we go down chat if
we're about to lose we're executing orders 66 and subbing in high-fives good luck meeting two
grand champs and a fucking world champ buddy we have okay we have our master ready guess
we're playing someone named hives by the way his name just
high water that we must think that I better take you can't make it them
dick you brother brother he's things high it's the cute under stream site that
rockily there's no such things that you can't you can't really do anything
thinking about like about that they're like calm game what we're using
function no but like facet jinx to come on bro no I just oh wait you mean like
Dequeuing yeah, like oh yeah, bro. I'm saying bro. His name is hi. Let's see
I'm gonna job on it
Lock-in agency wait screen share for
This is intense let's go look let me say this now last time with my ball
I celebrated early that shit was on me. I will not do that again, bro
I'm not gonna celebrate early, bro. No, let me say this. I think we get matching cars guys. Do you guys agree?
What is your favorite decal of all time?
Well, I don't have a lot, but I'm kind of bored to...
Oh, stop it!
Let's all do white fennec!
White fennec!
No, no, no, white fennec is cooked!
White fennec is cooked, James!
I don't have the white...
I don't have the white fennec, bro!
Jack, what fennec do you have?
Black fennec?
I have none.
What do I have, bro?
You want to see what I have?
Oh, stop it!
I'll stop it.
I think we go matching protein.
What's the protein with the most or I don't have any of these skins.
You don't got decals.
No decals.
I have decals.
But you have decals I got.
I have bubbly.
The solver
You only oh gee shit, but Jinx is not gonna have that I think I know she doesn't have this season 19 grand champion
Yeah, yeah, I gotta start up the game so we gotta pick this up
Right everybody go strike
Done and then what color what color black do black do black black for accent accent black do primary
Let's just all matching matching matching you pick primary you pick primary primary Zach what do you want?
Blue right or like turquoise blue like you know we could do like we could do like
We do like this like a mine
Like the blue like that. It's like a
Fuck I'm kind of looks like it is what is
So go mid-right like like middle right color go to left from there middle right go to left
Yeah, and then and then do you have the paint finish and I'm as well
Yeah, so go mid mid-right or yeah middle right
And then go to left
Mother accent pink
Hey, yeah, you can do that. I think you go striped. I think striped looks good. Wait, Zach. Is that black?
I need to go black now. It's default
Bro, we all have matching credit guys. You want white Zumba?
Unfortunately, okay
Guys, we look so good!
Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go.
This is so cute, guys. Oh my god. Wow.
The power of friendship!
And look, they're not going to know who's who.
They're not going to know who Squishy is.
We'll look the same.
They're not going to know who Squishy is.
They're going to be like, oh, Squishy!
Ah, he's in the sky!
It's actually good. It's actually good.
Guys, let's go. Let's do this.
Let's go.
I made it remember if we lose order 66 latency of variation
Yeah
Yeah, Jinxie talk to me about talk to me. How about you?
I mean even if we lose I'm gonna just get them DQ. That's fine, but I'm locked. I
Never got never got there and I
I
Wait, he's like to he's liking to all night breathing even game. All right back there back there
My first touch I'm back on back on
Hold it shit
Yeah, no more
Stop I can't think you last your last your last 10 years
Okay, so we need to leave Jinx last for too long, Jinx you should be like the guy that gets aggressive and like, you should get in there.
Yeah, yeah, let me get in there.
Yeah, yeah, let's get in there bro, like go for everything.
I gotta play more defensive.
I'm gonna bomb too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can go for whatever you're causing.
Open, open, I'm at the end.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just boost bandit and then blow him up.
We're gonna play like me stop a play like defense a little bit
You got a time here, I'm just gonna hit it. Yeah, yeah, I'm bad my first touch
Here's one more. I got it
I got I got a stuff
I'm waiting I'm waiting for a side. Yeah, yeah, I can go play
man
That's
My first step is a mark. I have nothing. I got I got I got
You
I knew it!
Man, good calm!
Richie, I love how you put it there, boy!
Of course, of course!
That's how you trust, because you know I can pop that!
Of course, I love that show.
Let's go, we're about to win, bro.
I'm going to try to left, I'm going to try to left.
I'm hiding out of your tank.
It's on the floor.
It's there, it's there.
I'm healing, I might...
I got it, I got it, I got it.
He's off or to stay? Off or to stay?
in their corner. It's that, it's that. I got it.
Can you hit it to me? Ah, okay, okay, okay. Wait, can you hit it?
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Can you hit the wall? Do you stop?
Yeah, yeah. I got it. Yeah. I got that.
Take the miss please. I'm serious.
Stay in front, stay in front. Oh, I'm lucky.
We're trying out. We're trying out.
Guys, literally miss pop. Literally miss pop.
Pretend it's right. Yeah, miss pop, miss pop. Yeah.
done yeah this is so mercy nice out
around me around me around me around me
yeah that's hard it's hard it's hard maybe maybe uh you sound for me maybe something I can deal
with that I didn't have this thing no no no that was that was hard
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I can go for it.
I got it
Offload, load, load
I'm going back
Any touch?
She's awkward
I'm trying to bounce me
You're de-stressed?
Nice
Oh, open up
I got it
I don't know if they're up there. Just keep pressure. Keep pressure.
They're awkward, shit. There we go.
Open a minute.
Do you think you can shot me? Just try. Just try.
Okay.
I'm trying. Keep going.
You go. You go. You go. Just force. I got it.
I can't. I can't.
Yeah.
I gotta go.
They can't shoot. Can't shoot.
I got three.
I'm just wasting time to get back.
Yeah, I'm far, I'm far.
I'll go, I'll go.
Nice.
Nice.
Kind of awkward.
He has it.
Is there anything?
I can't, I can't.
I got it.
Sneaks just try anything, barely.
I'm gonna train in the face.
Of course.
Bump Jinx?
I'm stalling too. I got it.
Alright.
I bumped him.
So I can stay there.
That's one.
Nice guys.
Nice.
I got it.
Nice.
You got a gun.
Boom.
I got a gun.
You got a gun, Jinx.
Nice.
How does he bend it?
Ripped it out Jinx, he ripped it out.
I'm gonna hit back up too.
Yeah, I got it.
I got wall.
Oh, something.
Oh, good try, good try.
I'm going.
We missed.
We missed.
I have nothing.
You got it?
Nice.
Let's try it.
But we put a good game. We put a good game. I feel like
Yes, yeah
I don't think we played that bad. I mean, no, no, we think it's good. Just gonna go to
Let's try it. Let's try it, bro. Like how did we bring in high-pitched? We literally get like five or something
Chysa
Good thing that's all right
So good like we also were figuring out our play style of being
DC-DC-DC like you see three probably you see two three
Yeah, yeah
But like in three that was so close, bro. Yeah good like British players and three is pretty hard to get through they don't make many mistakes
you go to see yeah nice to see that was a great kick off but it's good
I got I got I got it yeah
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I get around this.
Nice, thanks.
That's why I bought a bodyguard.
You're good.
I got it.
I got it.
I have zero.
Gonna be used.
I got it.
I got it bro.
Gonna be here.
Not in there.
I'm lucky, I'm lucky.
He would have had it.
He would have had it.
Finding a way through is so difficult.
It's okay, it's okay.
Don't let this guy get in our head.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's wait.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
3 jumps
They might be one of the market
I don't know but
Doesn't matter but we put the further first game while first round of this we're not supposed to win
We're protected a little spin. Oh, we could potentially win
Don't lose hope man like yeah, yeah, yeah still a lot of game left here. Let me come in this game, but let alone the
Nice, Jax, you pick up.
Stop.
Nice.
It's fine.
He's going to go.
I'm in chase.
Nice.
Come up.
Nice.
I'm going to go again.
Follow.
Yeah.
He did it.
I don't even know if it's half.
Shite, sir.
My bad, y'all.
Nice.
I can hit it.
Watch.
Yeah.
Let's start.
I got it.
I got it.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
I got it, I got it
I can't, can't throw it up there
Block them
I need a back one
I'll go first
Yeah, yeah, I'm behind them all
I got it
I got it
Take control
I'll go one more
Back right
I
Got a good force
I'm all right up on plastic. Oh, okay. Fuck I see them where the past nips
What's a good boy, I said I said it's called earlier
In your eyes
I think we go into lower same roster bro. I mean we go into lower same roster if we do one game then we get me to do stuff
But I think I think we got this shit, bro. I don't I don't I don't be stressed in us man. I'll corner up
Jump jump boots
pick up it
oh jigs jigs jigs
oh it's not over
nice jigs it's not over
seriously shit is not over
sounds like a key player
that was actually really good
third man you hit that thing
shit is not over let's go
two more
gotta get aggro on these kicks
i got it
pick it up
keep doing that shit
Ah, I got it, I got it, I got it
Is that a goal?
I'm just going for the game
Aww, it gets fast
One more, one more, one more, one more
I'm forward
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I got it
Pat
Walkie, this is bloody, walkie
Get there, buddy
He's charging
I got a CQM.
Very good.
I'm gonna push out.
I need to go quick.
Let's get Agro bro.
Nice save Jinx actually.
Okay.
I'm going.
I bumped a month's charge.
Jinx.
I got buffed off.
You're good, you're good. I got buffed off.
We missed.
I can't, I can't.
It's all of them.
Time to time to time.
No!
Hey, hey, hey, not bad. One more go, one more go.
Cut the road.
Yo,
No, Jynx, Jynx, turn your fucking frown upside down.
We played a few games. Guess how many goals per game you're averaging.
Yes, one one bro. That's fucking good. That's a good statistic. That's a good
But it's like the goals aren't just y'all making them, bro. No, that's not true. That's not true
That's true
Yeah, it was two if you won this it was two if you won this yeah, yeah
So we got to win three bats of threes
Yes
All right, well we set up order 66. Let's not forget about order 66. We're winning this fucking shit today, bro
I don't care whether they're not beating high-byes stomping and squishy. I don't give a fuck
No, but you're not beating Jinxie stomping and squishy you got to put that into that's true
That's true. It's not like they won't beat you. Yes. Yes, you're running this tournament as far from over
Like, hey, thank you, bro. Thank you. Let's go. Come on, man
Thanks that goal you got that game was you by the way
Like you were you you like feel like you cleaned it up
But we don't score that goal if you don't position there and slot that shit like it was a good shot
It's a good shot. Those guys were not like pushovers top top left top left as well. Yes, sir
It's all good. Alaskan bullworms wins this one, bro
See
You know why it's okay because we're gonna meet them in day two and we're gonna knock them out. Yes. I love that stuff
Oh my god, bro
Thinking correctly hold on
Yeah practice their dribbles me
Where do we end up drop down
I'm trying to play already, let's go.
I'm gonna watch out for that one.
Okay, we play.
This is good.
Alright, this guy's name is BroBeans, 1259.
Uh, I don't know, probably, but like, surely we have that.
It's BroBeans, bro.
Okay
Fuck man, I can't do this shit
Don't lose fucking faith in yourself man. What's your strength Jinx? Ask yourself this question. What's your strengths in rock?
I think I know what it is
Positivity
No, listen, you have a signature play. What's your signature when I say you have a signature? What is it?
I'm trying to show you that you have values.
Faking.
No, no, man.
You play it off the corner, you go for the bump, man.
Do that, but you don't need to do it with the ball.
Like, threaten the bump, man.
Threaten the bump.
I was doing it, especially, but they started jumping over me.
They caught on.
No, no, no.
I know, but listen.
But this is the thing.
You don't have to do it the whole time to throw it in randomly, like mix it up.
You know what I mean?
Mix it up.
You know what I'm saying?
So on top of that, your positioning is actually good.
Like it's actually not bad for a newer player.
So you have to use that to your advantage as well.
Like try to read where the ball is going to be.
Don't look at where it is.
Look at where it's going to be based on where the player is.
Are you know what I mean?
Jinx, put it all together, bro.
We got this shit.
I guarantee you, you did good.
You're averaging one goals per game.
Yep, we're not.
If the tourney ended, dude, if the tourney ended right now,
you'd be on a stat sheet, top 10 stats at a tournament.
Right now, if it ended.
OK?
Remember that.
All right, thank you.
Let's do this, bro.
Come on, Jinx.
Coach also coach great job by the way. You're not like putting this down today
We look good name other cars we look good for the right to the right
At the corner, let's go
Thanks anything breath beautiful. I beautiful good shit. You come on. Not yet. I got it
Taking
like oh yeah you can't be you can't be broad in a ship
you can't be broad you can't be broad minimum minimum uh flat minimum
minimum flat absolute like yeah you're literally lowest right
Yes, thanks. I got it. I got it. Oh, thank you. I don't think the five round. Yes
They're aerial link, but
The proper life 27 is here. I'm not okay
We scored one in a minute. I'm not this time. Not enough
No, these guys are not good as well. Yeah, we win this
I
Get confidence in the serious games like these the confidence really get in there you go
I'm head up
Bang
I think anything bro anything
Nice. Thanks.
I got it. I got it. I'm leaving the misery.
I'm leaving the misery.
One more to left, maybe?
Actually, I'm about to bump.
Try, thanks. Nice.
One more. I got it.
Oh, that's it! I got it!
I try, I try, I'm sorry.
I'm just going. Nice.
I'm sorry, thanks.
You got it, you got to get it, bro.
I think so, sorry.
You go.
Yeah
Love that here
No booster
Jinx your last
Touch
Those guys playing gold here
I got it
These guys are gold
They're not actually gold
They can't be gold
Don't underestimate the jinx
I know we're beating these guys
But let's practice now
Get there get the jinx
Parkus. Parkus. Yeah.
Nice. Good shit.
It's like so sexy. Look at this.
Oh my god. You're so good.
Thank you. Thank you. One goal per game. By the way, you keep it up.
Keep it up.
There's shrimp stepping as well. I said, I'm sorry.
We can get all these guys down here.
Nice, Tom!
Bro, look at us!
We're not losing today.
We're not losing.
Like, it's not happening.
No.
Well, we're not losing again, bro.
I gotta grab my take for the last.
You can go get it, go get it, go get it.
You think I can get it in the middle of the game?
Yeah, yeah, you'll get it.
Got it at?
Yeah, I got it.
See?
You need to get killed for the next game, you know?
Make a handle, make a handle.
Alright, let me get on two for the last.
Go away, cross map.
I see it.
Nice and warm.
Reset.
Come on.
Thanks.
That's all you twin.
Oh my god.
That one?
You missed?
Yeah.
I missed.
I missed.
I got it.
Cut.
All you.
How are you looking boys?
How are you looking?
Nice!
Keep it up out there y'all.
Oh
Yeah
Doing good out there squish left left not go squish go
Looking good Zach
Wait, this is the coach crack. Why are they all three in there?
Got it
Nice squishy. Oh
Oh, oh my oh, that's right. Nice. Yeah
You go we're good. Yeah, I got it
They forgot my salad my bad
I'm looking good out there boys.
Thanks for watching.
Bro, give me something.
Like I have done it all the time.
I'm done with the crossbar today.
I shot him.
Back to you.
One more, one more for the road.
Now, it's how we flash.
I was just like in top quarter to my own dad
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. We're feeling good now, man. We win this game. We're advanced to the next next round, bro
feeling good
Hey team goals good work. Yeah, everybody good. Yeah, real quick. Thanks. Everybody good work out of there. Yeah, yeah
Oh jinx three games played for you today three goals by the way who say
you're not holding your way bro who's saying I don't know I ready roll now
Come on!
Imagine me lose.
We are not losing.
We don't even know what that feels like.
What is losing?
I got it.
Good luck, brother.
Thanks.
Good shit!
Come on.
I heard it.
I wasn't saying.
So much time, like 13 years. We good, we good.
Nice.
Got it.
We got one more maybe.
Oh my god, split.
Two Jigs? Oh my god.
Oh, actually we only got one more.
oh my god
you janked
i got a backpack
i got a backpack
i got it
i want that backpack
oh nice
even
nice i got it
You tried it.
The sound of him going up the fucking...
Yeah, it was a fake.
You tried?
No, I thought she was really good.
Nice bro.
Where do I even begin?
Good fucking work dude.
That's what we do bro.
That's what we do bro.
That's what we do.
Yes sir.
I mean what could they even do?
Hot Jesus and Trojan Tomahawk
and Brodee.
This is a crazy standard.
I'm thinking of this.
I don't think I can pass.
I like that game ball, man.
I like that.
One more.
Oh my god.
Got it.
Got it.
Jinx! Oh my god.
I like this one, man.
Baking
Coach what are your thoughts on our performance today so far? Oh, I'm loving what I'm seeing right now
I'm loving what I'm pretty high Jinx. Are you doing warm-up the sticks yourself? Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm just in games. Yep
I'm on you know, I love to hear that shit
You're like the vibes are at a mountain high right now like it came off a loss and like they get any of us down hell
like
Oh my god, please stop actually green shot
Coming from the left of it to the right like that
Not on you
Thank you, bro
You know, thanks to see this you have one double
Yeah, it was a weird angle, right?
That was, that was.
Did you stop?
Bombsack! Bombsack! Bombsack!
Oh, you read it, bro.
Let's pass, let's pass.
Let's pass, let's pass.
Zach, far closer.
I got you
There's actually how you go for psycho
Oh
Yep
Oh my god, you're getting great
I don't care about this anymore.
You're 20 times me 3 gamer the year bro, we barely ever acknowledge that.
Don't worry about your ears here.
This is a good spot.
I really love it.
Guys, but that's what we do!
That's us!
Let's go one more.
Put it around.
Put it around.
Oh!
Stop it.
Bro, we're feeling good, bro.
We're feeling good.
Gentle Good Stopper, there's a stopper.
Very good, very good.
Look at his style, bro.
Stopper, you're so good at height.
Nice, guys.
Fetched game data.
Fetched the game data done, bro.
Done.
Broke it.
We have three series left.
Three series left them in world champions, guys.
Guys, I'm like, we have to win three more.
Yellow team Drake at like the Duke basketball team
in the team.
That's what the picture I'm talking about.
It's like Duke basketball and it's Drake.
And he's in there, he's in there like film room.
Yeah.
We have that.
The evil, yeah.
There it is.
That.
I
Got water real quick. All right. Oh, yeah, Kentucky Kentucky. Why was he there? What even happened to that?
Yeah.
Bro, that's such a good image, Chad, that's such a good image.
You like a soccer, mom?
What?
All right, so this was the round, uh, did we win the loses round last time?
I don't remember.
Yeah.
How many series did we win last time?
We win one or two?
We won one.
One.
series last time. They're about to play. So we'll see. It's gonna be a step up. Yeah,
because like, I'm gonna be honest, those guys like, I'm telling you, those guys are
like diamond. I'm not going to, I'm not going to log out.
Yeah.
Let me, let me, let me, let me champ. No, probably champ, champ or grand champ. I'll check
right now. Let's see. I'll say, I'll say champ. They were not grand champ.
If they were like Diamond or even Champ, I'd be like especially when I like scored like
four goals.
No, they were, yeah, they were, they were decent enough to like air.
I'm going to say, I'm going to say Champ, like high, I'm going to say high champ, high
champ is my guess.
Let's see.
High champ or maybe low Grand Champ, maybe low Grand Champ.
What one of them one of them was champ one was diamond three. Yeah, okay. Yeah, and the other guy was
Champ as well. Yeah, so yeah
Two champs and then one I'm back. Yeah
Great work guys. Hey, hey team great work y'all. Hey great work y'all. That's the stuff I'm talking about
And remember, hey, we're in the loser's bracket. Now we have orders 66. Yes, it comes to worse.
I'm just going to leave the lobby and I become coach. He's going to disconnect your internet.
It's going to disconnect. Yeah. Order 66. Yeah. I'm going to type in all that. I'm going to say
execute order 66 that I'm going to leave. I'm going to have my door. Yeah. If if you're
something I advise you only get one shot like if we lose the game we're out of
the tournament.
There's no pressure because you're building in my shoes.
Zero pressure.
It's not going to be worse.
That's true shit.
But why do you like to view yourself like that?
I don't know.
I don't know because I'm real.
I'm flat.
Nice.
I'm flat.
Y'all know that right?
I'm not even fucking diamond.
Bro.
Bro, I was dissing the last guys, right?
They were higher-ranked than me!
For a mile!
Also, Jinx, you think the ranking system in Rocket League's Bad Bros. Siege's ranking
system is worse right now?
I don't know why, dude.
Bro, I played last night, Jinx.
I'm gold too.
I played three diamonds.
Diamond one's about to be champed, and I went 14-5, I won, and I got 30 yellows.
The fuck is that shit?
Why am I not getting like 90 yellows for that?
I played I played two diamond ones
They're cute with a copper two, but that guy was good to and and then there was it was two diamond ones and an emerald I think
I swear, I swear to you
No, one on one, bro, that's ranked two, one out.
Bro, it's shit.
So I have to fight through, like,
playing in these dog shit lobbies
until I'm Emerald, whatever,
and I have to play through that
and get no reload the whole time.
Like, what is that?
What is that?
I'm at a disadvantage.
Every game, every game I play, I'm at a disadvantage.
So yeah, what they're doing next season
is whatever rank you're in
is what rank you play against.
Which sounds very simple, but they, like,
lost their mind like a year or two ago
and they're like,
gonna release hidden MMR. And then like there's so yeah that makes so like they
never switched it. Switzy if you do good in gold lobbies they're just gonna throw an
emerald at you they're gonna throw a diamond at you.
Of course you face it. Face it's going to hidden MMR also. Wait what? Yeah they're
so sure they're hidden MMR. But play some matches. Brother why? The shit is it's so
I'm not gonna lie.
But let's do this and you're back.
Let's say you're gold you go 12 and five you win then you go 13 and seven and you win.
So they're gonna be like oh my God, he can't be in gold.
Let's ruin his experience.
Yeah, but why don't I get more?
See that's fine.
That's the motivation to get better.
This is the thing.
That would be fine if I got like hella elo for winning that I got the same elo is going to be gold.
ELO is going to be gold.
Exactly.
You used to get more like, bro, if you had like five diamonds and y'all lost to like
five poles, I've still never happened ever.
But like hypothetically, the diamonds will lose 150 ELO and the gold would gain 150 ELO.
But now would be better.
They free every game the exact same and have shit matchmaking.
So I make sense.
Dude, I'll be chilling on the list of the music out solo queue.
I solo queue siege all the time.
Like every morning, every night I play.
All the games I'll be listening to music chilling
I'm gonna do a five-second champs and it's like okay. We're gonna win this
7% of the time but when we win it or like 15% of the time you should gain way more you know
We're getting the same. It's like what the fuck. There's no point of solo queue
It should be like odds of winning like percent chance of winning
yellow
Add up the yellows and then like the difference to be what you gain
It's yeah, it's really dumb the game is fun
But yeah, I did really rank right now is actually like impossible to climb without getting just dumb shit
Like no way it's off-stream like that no way it's like that upstream. I don't believe it
Not as bad.
It's not as bad.
Like, it's pretty random, like, that, though.
Yeah, but it's like, it's really...
Well, it has no consistent...
But, James, imagine as a golden rock league,
you get thrown into a lobby with a Grand Champ.
That's what I got thrown into last night.
And I had to win and I got nothing for it, so.
Huh.
That makes no sense.
Think about that.
Yeah, well, that's literally the ass.
So how are the...
So next season, you're saying it's gonna be placements,
right, but if it's placements...
All placements used to be so good.
Oh my God.
I'm popping back.
push you yeah you're gold already that's actually not like I'm gonna
I remember watching the tournament you did I only have 80 hours I'm gonna play
right like two weeks but that's good but low key I think a lot higher just
takes forever to rank up and I get these stupid lobbies like that yesterday
and then like the game after that I got all emeralds in the lobby and lost an
OT top right again and like what like I gained I lost everything I gained from
in the previous win right at the carry as well.
I feel like most of the maps are not really...
Well, not like super well.
I don't even have 80 hours,
but I feel like I'm improving quicker.
I feel like the gun plays really easy,
like when you get in fights really easy,
but the good players, they don't let you get in fights really.
You actually enjoy the game, like besides like the rest of it.
I enjoy it.
I was literally gonna ask for that, Zach.
Yeah, Swish, if you actually enjoy the game,
with your progress, getting gold in your first season,
You'll literally, I'm not kidding when I say this,
you might hit Diamond next season, or like Emerald.
I'm not even kidding.
I wanna go for a champ,
because I'm gonna play games I wanna get like the highest rank,
but I don't know how, if it's that Aids,
I don't think I would be able to do it.
You know what I mean?
Bro, how many cheaters and highlights?
Oh my God, the cheaters.
Bro, I feel like I haven't played,
I haven't played anyone that's made me think
they're cheating that game,
but I don't know it well enough yet.
I haven't played a lot of cheaters recently.
Bro, like no one's been like, wow, this guy is crazy.
even like the high rank people.
Also they're ringing in, wait, is this season three?
Stomp them to see.
Yeah we got some fiends in here, shut up hit the cases.
We're gonna do the cases after all, yes, relax.
We played on the first day, I got on siege.
We won't do one, remember.
I'm gonna throw my two away, I'm gonna play one sec.
We gotta rematch later bro.
Who, me, me?
Yes, yes, remember we played the first day.
Bro, I'm gonna finger blast you.
Bro, the first day.
What are you doing?
We're gonna beat me, buddy.
Give me two months, give me two months, bro.
Give me two months.
Stop, the first day I played it was 7-2.
7-2, first day I played it.
I could beat this guy, bro.
Give me two months.
Let me cook, stop.
You might have to train me, bro,
when you get back home.
That's-
I can train you while I'm here, too.
Oh yeah, true, true.
I just need like, give me like 1v1, like Oregon Tech, bro.
Like that's all I need.
Like I need to speak down, Jake.
Maybe like I can play against you
just so like you could like learn, you know?
So you can fuck me a bit, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like pay back for an Orca League when we once we did.
yeah like we do it like like you're obviously not trying your hardest but
like
it's still helps a lot
yeah yeah yeah
yes yes
not just getting out of town
that that is fun
for i don't know like
it really feels like a
fucking
journey that
that i don't know how i think it kicked me out the lobby for some reason
like they make an extra
uh...
like out of the party
yeah
just pressed
press like uh...
Oh fuck, check that out.
Yeah!
Turn the abilities.
Oh, I'm back, I'm back.
Yeah, if you just press, like, the...
The audio is destroyed because of the air.
Are the servers messed up?
Let me re-invite you.
No, it's probably just bug.
Kim, let's join us up.
Let me know when you invite me.
Yeah, yeah, well, one sec.
I'm looking. I see you.
Alright man, this could be our elimination bro, it could also be our best run ever.
Fuck that shit.
Our best run ever.
Our best run ever.
It could be our...
Sorry.
Gotta start somewhere.
Team, our team is not doing bad man.
I think it's still B03 until last match.
I
Was gonna ask the like
By the way, yeah, yeah, I was gonna ask how's it the placements gonna work with that
We can the tweak em out yeah, because they're like they're like itching for
case. Yeah, guys. Yes, bro.
You just not mixing up loop pool.
What do you talk about? Loop pool.
You need to stop mixing up loop pool with your trade ups.
Oh, oh, that's what you know.
I read your whole.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm not going to hold you.
Let's actually wait back out back out.
I might do the wrong thing.
Tides in the world.
Tides in the world.
That's my favorite only clip of all time.
It's the most degenerate thing I've ever seen.
It's like a $15,000 capsule.
Yeah.
Titan์ผ๋ก, Titan์ผ๋ก, it's so degenerate.
A $15,000 capsule, and what are the odds of pulling a Titan์ผ๋ก?
I was like 1 in 9 or something, 1 in 10.
Titan์ผ๋ก, Titan์ผ๋ก, Titan์ผ๋ก.
Wait, it's peak degeneracy.
Wait, hold on.
I might make these guys remake.
I'm not gonna lie.
Because I think they made it on central,
and I'm not gonna lie.
Central is kind of ass.
Hold on.
John, let's see.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, yeah.
160 fuck that
This guy won an SSL tournament
My bad
They won an SSL tournament high-five. It's almost like the order 66. Are you ready?
Yeah, bro, bro, can I say something real quick? Yes, of course, bro
You won a sub tournament to that's true
career
was not in the
we literally lost
and they all forfeit
let's be real
we lost twice
so now what
because now I have the same badge as you buddy
put my phone on the charger
remember hi boys
prepare that ball bro
yeah I'm just replaying
we're good
Devin what do you want to do
hi meter
yo hi boys get ready
they don't know what's coming
they don't know what's coming
Even if they win a game, we have over the 66
Stop it play good play good play good King. How is this name my father?
You type it from the side
I'm high man. I can't go. I can't go. I got I got that
I got
you're so handsome and tall and talented nice work Zach
I'm gonna finish that kid
the team side is like it's like an autograph on the scene from a top
dingsy like the comment saying like signed by dingsy
people people like you love my shimsy
I'm back nice you're so good you're so good you're so much tempo
I'm back I'm just gonna hit it up thank you bro thank you bro
like no no you gore so fast bro I see you squinty all
nice bro nice bro
you're such a disturbance to that I see I see you
wait we're we're doing this shit bro like jinx listen we're up to oh what
happened last time talk to you up to oh what said it'd be happy about it
Thank you, thank you. Thank you job. I finished right now. That's not finished
Help help no Bruce
I got nice stop beautiful beautiful any follow any follow
I'm playing this patch. I'm playing this patch.
I got the resomp. Keep going.
Go again.
Oh my god, good read, Jax.
I'm on his deck.
You got it.
I'm going to stay on his card.
I'm going to stay on his card.
I'm going to stay on his card.
I'm going to be you, Jax. Let's try it out.
I got it.
Jax, you're not going.
I kind of did. I kind of did.
Can you stay on Jax?
oh shit
there we go, there we go
oh it's fine, it's fine, I got no moves
hey! hey!
there you go, go
trying to play this touch
I got it
watch me, my life
this is not a game, but
you got it, you got it
I got a stuff
I'm gonna try dunk right.
Okay, play with that.
You're last, I think.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna be wide.
Oh my God, we're actually doing so well.
How are we gonna survive?
No, no, no!
Oh, nice save, B.C.
Epic save for the team.
I got it, I got it.
Got a block there.
Got one more?
Got an eye.
Got an eye.
Not an eye.
Not an eye.
Not an eye.
Not an eye.
Not an eye.
I got the blue.
I got the blue.
I got the blue.
I got the blue.
Got it
No, you did it
I got it, I got it.
Keep all the jinx.
Oh my god, this is nervous.
Maybe it's SSL title.
I got it, I got it.
One more.
I got it, I got it.
One more?
Stop, stop, yeah.
I'll get you.
Jinx, I think if you want, you can try, bro.
I'm back, I'm back.
I'm dead, good luck.
I
I got I got I got I got
I got you guys. Here's me. I'll try I'll try right right stop. Oh my god. Oh
Oh my
No, I can't play oh my god
I just took your boost dude, I can't even...
I'm off, don't worry.
I got it.
No, not like this. Not like this.
Hold on, let me turn off the internet, I'm about to fall in.
Thanks.
I got it.
Me and you, Jake, me and you, bro, come on.
So scary, I don't need to do this.
We can do this.
I'm back off.
I think so.
Nice switch.
This guy's gonna waste time, he's gonna waste...
No!
Jake's all you buddy, come on.
Aww.
Can we de-cue them?
I think they lagged fish.
You're gonna stop.
We got a stop and they score.
That's a de-cue. High five.
Let's focus.
What an idiot.
Got it.
Nice question.
We're good boys.
They got you Neil!
Oh, good try. No good try.
What a try though.
What a try.
I'll play this.
Yes, yes, Queen!
I'm behind of mine, Pa.
30 seconds, 30 seconds. Let's play our wind power.
I got it, I got it.
Get me out of here, Michael!
Okay, take, take, take.
I forced it that way.
Nice force.
Thanks, you next, bro.
fucking go oh god I forgot there's another map
I forgot it was over right there I forgot it was over
love that stop you're live bro
nice thing good fucking good black good black good everything bro like I love
what I'm seeing man everything you're still from the you said next map
That's a lot of excellent. That's not good guys. Come on. Stop it with a pink. Thanks. We have our own bro
Let me just put on one. Let's go. I like that. Let's go
Nice
I got I got it right side back right back right. Let's face this face dude. I love the lighting the same
Yeah, that's a very beautiful
One more
Yeah
I'm back there back there
Continue continuing you know me
There's a more
That's why we're good
Get it
I'm hitting one more back for us all I can do all I can do
I'm bad
Yeah
Okay, we got this we got this stop and go for me, please
I got it
I got again
I'm gonna jump in here. The back wall.
Okay, I'm playing back. Back you go.
Two squished. Back up.
Ah, shot, shot.
Nice, nice.
Yup, drink.
Nice and big.
Nice and big.
It's fine, it's fine. He has one more.
What just happened? Go against him.
I got it, I got it.
That's it?
They're in London.
fake it for you fake it for you
oh my god that was awesome
you can still score to me
nice buddy
I made that
Kevin's a brilliant man
let's go
great work y'all
back right
yeah yeah
great touch
I'm hitting it to you
I got it
I'll tell everyone
ready
oh my screen looks insane
yeah
i got it
my bad
you got it
i show it
i got it
i got it
good luck guys
i can't go
i got it
i got it
yeah I'm dead I'm bad it's you against I know it's there no one there oh my
god I was a little good I'm back well I got it no one there no one there
I'll do it, I'll do it.
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
Bro.
Oh no.
Bro, if I flip, I think I saved that.
Fuck!
I'll do it, I'll do it.
I'll save that, I swear to God.
Look at this, I can't even, huh.
Oh my-
Yeah, you were close, you were close.
Can you do fake?
Drive up and turn away, drive up and turn away.
I got it.
I got one, get it again.
What is this?
What is this?
Mint Slam
It smells untrue
I gotta do this
Okay
I got it
I got it
Okay
Oh my god
I got it
Thanks
Warm up the sticks
Warm up the sticks
Yeah, that's right.
Sit right next to me.
Let's go next, man.
This is all cute and fun, but they don't know about Order 60 cent.
They don't know what it is.
There's no idea, man.
Let's try to hit them.
I'll go for it again.
Hey, I'm not unhappy.
I'm not even kidding.
You guys are terrible.
Not that bad.
Yes, dude.
How am I going to watch Highline?
Can you sputate in the game?
No, I'm just going to screen share now.
Can you take this map, bro?
Come on.
Oh, map's not over.
Wait, stop that.
I thought that would be...
Lucky, lucky.
We can't stop mid-game.
We can stop mid-series.
This guy's bumping a lot.
We're going to watch that next game.
Bro, guys, there's something to worry about.
I can 30 points.
I mean you're gonna win by six.
You guys stop.
They're not gonna get into a class.
Your dog actually shit?
I swear to God my dog's gonna hurt.
How dog is it?
You got?
Yeah, I got him.
Nice dog.
I mean, I don't hear no bells.
Winnable.
Fake again, fake again.
we can pull some night I'm gonna go right yeah that hits you oh wait wait I
don't mind that I can play a touch yeah I'm just a foot so I made a bucket oh my
car I did not expect the pitch to do like that
I'm okay yeah I'm right I'm right
I had the skill low place at the box room.
It's over! Wait, but we have Highlights!
He does have no idea what's going to happen.
Yo, Highlights!
Execute order 66.
I'm going to type... No, look, I said GG. They're all happy. Let me type an alt chat.
Pretty appreciate it.
How do I type an alt chat in the scoreboard? Can I not?
Here we go, here we go.
Now I'm gonna should I leave or should I stay at the back all right with the back out till I do now
Now we can say see what I said. Oh my god. Look at the timing
Bro, this is aura this is aura these guys have no idea
What I do do I ready up
Fuck it. Let me join. They're not gonna tell you not to stick, bro
Ah, who cares bro. There's no fucking admin and they won the joke. It's all good.
Like, we're good. They're not gonna say anything.
God, we need more, let's go.
Technically, you shouldn't be allowed to like, it doesn't matter.
What's Nick's gonna do, bro? Like, gonna give us the key to the fucking universe?
Like, yeah.
Wait, they're gonna-
I'm gonna love, I'm gonna love.
Oh, they are.
Listen, we have to re-host them with the horns.
But uh...
Yeah, or yeah, we're gonna get ban we go we go we go we get now we're not gonna
Are you sure it's allowed if you want to talk about in some with the screen share
but it's the same shit it doesn't matter how about you just watch Squishy
screen share yeah to see him bro fuck it who cares who's what I think these
guys deal wait no you can say thanks turn back turn back how do I do it bottom
the bottom pro I'll see you I'll see you chat instructing set of join please
Are you going to the game?
I'm boned.
Yeah.
Did you join us?
How do I join?
On the bottom of your screen is going to be a bunch of pro pictures, press it and press join, uh, party match.
Everybody got a squadron bro, so we gotta lock in.
We all are coming.
Let's go.
I'm a 40-older, so if I say a strat, listen.
I'm already on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm awkward to sit if I miss, you know.
You?
Okay
No, no, no, no, no.
Listen, we don't shut up!
We don't celebrate until the game is over.
This month, this month. Nice.
I'm peppering all the A's. It's gonna give me tax in here, alright?
This is how you coach, I bet.
Now listen, this month, this month.
Nice, you go.
I'll go. I'll kill.
I'll go? Yeah.
I gotta go.
I can actually win it.
Open.
Good job.
Are you nice?
There it is
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead
I got him, I got him
Where's the bomb?
I don't know, I don't know
I see you, hi guys
I got him, I got him
I got him, I got him, I got him
I'm lit, I'm lit both
I got him, I got him
I got him, I got him in the bush
I got him, I got him
Oh my god, my god
I got him
I'm down.
You go for me?
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, I got it, I got it.
I got it, I got it.
Sorry, there's a locker.
You over-push from here?
Yeah, I got it.
Faking, wall already?
I'm third.
Yeah, play third.
Yeah, you got it, you got it.
I can go.
Nice.
I'll be one-stop, or vice?
I'm bottom.
Yeah.
I got it.
Good.
I got it.
I took their corner.
I have no boots.
Faking.
Nice!
High as well.
Tom!
Tom!
Tom!
I know that.
I'm faking.
We can celebrate and turn the game.
Oh
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Come, come, come, come.
What happened there?
Let's talk about this. What happened?
That's not me, that's not me.
I'm faking it wrong, but...
That's true, actually, actually.
Yeah, yeah.
I took the words out of my mouth.
Yeah, I'm back, right?
Yeah, I'm back, right?
I got it, I got it, I'll take control.
Yeah, I'll stay.
Yeah, one more.
Yeah, one more.
I'll take it, I'll take it.
Wow, I can go.
Oh, off.
Oh shit, let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it, what happened?
Um, over command, over command.
It's all good.
Defensive we got two minutes left. Let's put up some chat. I think you see me lagging a little bit right? Yeah, yeah, you lagging.
Yeah, of course.
Oh my god.
I can sit here.
What?
I don't know where you can get in their face though.
Nice.
Ah, open backflip.
I got it, I got it.
It was a lagging. You can't celebrate things.
Come on.
One more.
One more?
I'm bomb, I'm bomb.
I'm just leaving.
All right.
Yeah, last one.
Don't ever command.
We're up there.
Don't ever command.
Don't ever see.
Yeah, yeah.
Remember, they need to score.
We don't need to do shit.
They need to score.
Yes.
They need to score.
Remember that.
They're going to get that for the minute here.
Relax.
Defensively.
I got it.
Yeah.
I got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Take over.
And, exactly, I got it.
Are you still?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Nice.
Minute 30.
Looking great out there, stop it.
You first.
Yeah, me first, me first.
I got it, I got it.
There's a bunch of it, yeah.
Teams are getting desperate!
I got it, I got it.
Yes, yes, yes!
Beautiful call.
I think.
I'm out.
You guys, I'm out.
I'm in boost.
I can go again.
I got here.
Yeah, I got in the tower.
He's attacking off the wall.
I got it.
I'm across.
Yeah, flaking.
oh yeah yeah i can go
that's pretty good yeah i'll just control i'll just control
yeah beautiful love that
wait i'm going to turn around guys wait and work to the corner
wait and work i got it i was literally gonna say it
dude i'll play i'll play vise with him
thank you just go go go go
i'm back yeah i'm deciming i got
oh shit oh good i'm good i'm good i'll play good
go game bye and we got we got we got nice
Beautiful!
Can you hear? You again? You again? You again?
I got it, I got it.
I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good.
That's good.
That's a nice good cast.
Five eyes.
I got it.
And take a little stroll here.
Switching one more for the road.
And more pressure.
we do this everything's calm everything's relax appreciate the crime
come on fucking that's how we fucking play that's our brand of football that's
our brand of a bro I'm your good clock I'm your good clock that's what I everything's
calm everything's like who's next bro that shit was free as fuck who's next
it's gonna get harder but you keep getting out of it let's go should we
We start off with high-vives, hey, I'm dead.
Look, bro, I'm here to give a title.
What do we gotta fucking do?
What do we gotta do to do this, bro?
I think we got it, bro.
We gotta make it to day two, bro.
That's it, we gotta win two more series.
That's it.
Two more series now.
So look.
Next match, locked in.
I want to be a good coach, so.
Guys, why did they allow three goals?
Let's talk about it.
What happened?
I think we got overconfident.
Yeah, one was locked in there.
Stalkin took the words out of my mouth.
You sexy fuck here's what I oh it was gonna get hard
It was four to one and we started over commanding
Play our game. What do you say have us?
So she said this is gonna get hard
Yeah, we should sort of have a muck of luck
What is it? You know who we're against?
So I'm on the coaching staff. I got the clipboard. Well, it's wishy-nosey
And it's up see it up. Let me get a no pass
Because I want to coach. I want to coach
I
Was your fingers better be warm, bro. We got it. We got a man coming up. Who is it?
I just recognize like one guy each team which which means that they're probably all like SSL
So the other team auto disqualifies in nine minutes, they don't check in bro, so we got we got a chance
Hello admin.
Yeah.
I really like that.
Please DQ.
Well that one goal shouldn't have, I just got dusted, bro.
Yeah, that's fine.
Bro, they're just downwinds.
Alright, listen, can y'all hear me?
Yeah.
Can everyone get off this car?
Like I feel like I'm like worse off this car.
No, guys!
Hi, guys!
Can you show my screen and discord or something?
I need to show my camera.
I need to be able to, I have a strap.
I am Joseph Mourinho.
Can you guys see me?
Hey, you're gonna, hold on.
What's that?
Full cam, put me on discord.
We are running, I'm gonna show you the offense.
Can you wait, can you wait?
Yeah, we're waiting.
I'm gonna show you all the offense.
I'm Joseph, I am Joseph Mourinho.
All right, you're showing.
Can y'all see?
I see it, I see it.
that's just a little bit
every and every and wait coach coach can you wait
of course i have to do
i'll start your level
love the tax man a
love to get a little bit
look at the
talking title are we not
yes that we're going to do it
we're gonna be running a swivel based off at suburbia
yeah i'm good
the big bubble in the middle is squishy alright let me let me let me put that
Let me put an sq here. All right, that is squishy. Listen, our offense is going to run through squishy. All right. This is what's going to happen. When one of God is far post, talk to squishy. We're going to orchestrate this offense through squishy. Do you all know Kevin deploy now? Doesn't matter.
He's a professional-level sediment-fielder in Manchester City who played with Harding and Holland.
Hi guys, I'm Stumpin'.
Don't are interchangeable at the top.
Listen, we need one guy back. We always need a three.
I don't want to see any of that bullshit triple fucking committee.
We always need one guy back. This offense runs through fucking switchy.
Leave your ego at the door and we'll get a fucking title, bro.
Get it ass! Call out, communicate!
What are you doing? Why are you doing it?
We gotta play these rotations. We got this shit. That's the outfit. Any questions?
No, that's passion. That sounds
Great squishy, you're gonna be orchestrating bro. Ping shit. Ping shit. I could do that Brock. It's up through balls
Hi, guys. Stop. Stop it. Yeah. What are y'all need to be up top? We're not speaking back, bro. It's swivel. It's a swivel off.
Swivel, bro. All right, let's go
Chatter me ready. I am Joseph. I'm Jakes. All I want to say is I love like the passion you have
Thank you. That was beautiful, bro. Thank you. Thank you the legitimately. Thank you. Let's do this. Oh, oh my god
I fucking trolled so hard. It's insane. What happened? What I trolled so hard. It's fucking insane
What are we do kid? Oh?
My god, it's like the fucking matching phone. It's like one. Okay, I love hold on. Oh, oh, no
Hello, you got it.
Yo, if y'all are watching what you probably are,
go into the chat.
Go into the chat.
I'll make new info.
I'll make new info.
Fuck, bro.
I thought you just got a DQ.
Bro, but I had a good speech, no?
No, you did good.
Dixie, I'm making new info.
Literally, I had chills, bro.
That hair is in my fucking neck.
We're standing there.
Yo, if y'all are watching any of our streams,
please go into the chat and type
we need to make new info.
Questions, concerns.
Let me know.
Any questions, concerns?
Talk to me, bro.
We good?
We blocked them.
Yeah, let's go.
Guys, but this is the shit that I'm talking about.
And this will brings us to the next level.
It's it's dropping your fucking ego at the fucking door.
Bro, all right.
Look, bro, we got a world champ in our team, dude.
We got a world champ.
I'm going to try to join us.
We'll see. We got this, bro.
Squishy, just fucking a, bro.
They'll orchestrate this fucking offense.
Squishy, I need you talking more.
When you create a play like, oh, stop it.
Drop, drop, go mid, or something, I'm dropping it, or something, I'm going to go far out.
Something's going to be trying, bro.
Stop with the gamer.
Swishy, talk, dive this fucking team.
Swishy, I need you to be more vocal.
I need you to be more vocal, alright?
I need you to be more vocal.
I need you to be more vocal here.
Yes, bro.
Done.
Hey, done, bro.
I'm trying to figure this out.
I'm kind of worried.
And remember, when we're up 4-1, we don't overcommit.
That was bullshit when I saw the last game.
That's not my job.
Not in this footboard club.
Did you see it? Can I ask for advice?
Bro, brother, of course.
Shoot, shoot.
Like from a coach perspective, do you think I need to be more vocal too?
I think no, I think what needs to happen is I think squishy has the most game
knowledge on this team.
I believe our comms should consist of 70% squishy, 15% stop and 15% have us.
I want squishy to be orchestrating what we need to do, bro.
Now, if you're like, oh, I'm going to follow up, I'm going to follow up.
That's fine.
Squishy, I need you to build these plays, bro.
I need you on the mic.
I need y'all listening more.
I need y'all more listening excuse me. I need to more vocal
I'll orchestrate you're right. You're right. I'll orchestrate. I'll orchestrate
It's what I'm talking about. I let them know I let them know when to go and not to go what the day when I stop
Really gotta this is no this this ain't champions league. No, this is champions league. You fucking pussy
This is champions league, brother. This is what the world is why we're fucking here. We're here to lose, bro
We didn't pay us to lose
It's gonna get it's gonna get sweaty now the game's gonna get sweaty as shit
Let's go, we gotta win two more VO3s, right?
Yeah, two more VO3s.
Are you drunk?
No, I don't get drunk off of one beer.
Guys, guys, guys, I'm not eating.
I think we changed the preset, man.
Yeah, I think we changed the preset.
Yeah, I agree. Let's do one.
I went to my own, no, I went to my own like soft bro.
I need to be in my element, bro, like,
you're no longer on the pitch, Jinx.
Like you're a coach now.
Like, I feel like I need to be in my own element.
You know what I mean? Like, to really like ascend.
Ascent.
I'm that A coach.
I'm Joe Zimbabwe.
But it's fine.
You're D coach, bro.
I'm the best coach in this fucking tournament.
What team are we?
What team are we?
We're going to go pink.
Just set the tone.
Because they picked that code, we're just going to
tell it from them.
We have to do a certain team, I think.
Yeah, we're going to take pink from them, though.
We don't care.
You mean orange?
No, they chose pink, so we're going to take that.
Wait, this guy is the RLCS 20.
Wait, the challenger?
Is that what he's saying?
Good.
It doesn't mean she's that.
That's the title we're going to get.
That's how we're gonna get a group.
If we make it to Samarra, that's how we get it.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Orca straight!
Orca straight!
Orca straight!
Back right.
Let's go.
Alright, it's back right, it's back right.
Got it, got it, got it.
I'm gonna boost on your guys' misplaced.
Yep, all you spits.
I need a boost.
Okay.
I need a job.
Yeah, you got it.
Come on, you got it.
I'm back in the back left.
I can go.
Yeah.
Let's go.
One more.
I'll try.
You try.
Stop anything.
I'm up.
Nice to meet you.
And there it is.
Come, real celebrate!
Call!
Call for machine!
We're robots!
Robots don't celebrate!
What a fast thought!
We fucking go!
We keep fucking going!
Great past, stop them, let's go.
Great finish, Squishy.
Great past, great finish.
And we're back.
And we're back, as in a game.
Okay, let's do it.
Nice.
I can get that.
Yeah, yeah.
Go one more, go one more, you can do it.
Okay, okay.
Stopped in here for you.
I repeat.
It's reset.
My way, you didn't switch.
I got it.
I got it.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I can just...
You stop.
I can kill the squash.
I can kill the squash.
Yeah, yeah, I'm behind you.
I'm gonna play touch.
Alright, you did good, good, good.
I tried that, I tried that.
Let's talk about it, let's talk about it.
I try the squash.
I'm away, I'm away.
It's all good.
It's all good.
And, spit out, spit out.
For every...
Right, it's not going to be an easy one.
It's not going to be an easy one.
One more.
It's not going to be easy one, it's not going to be easy one.
We are good, we are good.
You go stop.
I'm going to cheat.
Nice.
You what?
Anything.
Yeah.
I can go.
I got that.
You don't know?
I can go.
Yeah.
Stop, you're falling.
Come on.
I got that.
I'm going to switch.
You can touch.
Oh.
Stop, you have time.
It's on.
Yes.
I got it.
I got it.
I can go
I can go
Nice follow
I can go again
I'm going for the bmw
Bump him
Give time, give time
Yeah, yeah
I got hit there
Holy
I got it
I got it
Come on team
I got it
time so
I'm gonna go now
I'm gonna go now
I'm gonna go now
I'm behind, I'm back off, I'm back off, come on you go
I'm back off, I'm back off, come on you go
I can't can you
I got it, I got it
I got it. Nice.
I'm back on. I'm here.
I can't. I can't. Just take a turn.
I'm at stand. I'm at stand. I'm at stand.
Nice. I'm beautiful.
There we are. And we're calm.
And the other half.
I can turn. I can turn.
Nice. One more. One more.
There we are. Yep. Bye guys.
Yep.
Nice.
Back on.
I can do Dormant
I took a blue, someone took a Dormant
I can't
Can you?
I'm awkward now
I'm here
I got him
I got him
Alright, I was fine
I'll be here
Yeah
He's so awkward
I got him
I got him
I got him
He's so playing hard
I got him
I'm third.
Yeah you got it.
Just keep ending it.
I'm bad at that.
I can go.
I got it.
I bump him.
I can't lose.
Nice Towers.
I got it.
What's that?
Yeah I got it.
oh my god
oh my god nice
for them?
for me?
i'm left
i'm left
i'm left
i'm left
i'm left
i think i'm boost
i'm left
i'm just gonna attack
yeah yeah
i'm left
I got agar agar agar
I'm second time
I got cold
I can read
I see read
I got
I have zero, I have zero
I got it
I got it
I got it
I got it
I got it
I got it
I got zero
I have zero
Can you see it?
Yeah
I got it
I'm walking
I got agar
I see read
I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna
I have no time
Yeah, same for them.
I'm floating.
Okay, it's really bad situation.
Nice.
I got him.
Listen to me.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
I have you, I have you.
You have time, you have time.
I got him.
Can you?
Yeah.
You missed? I got it, I got it.
Yeah.
You got it.
I'll see you.
I'll see you.
I hope you don't get me.
I'm gonna see you, mate.
I can make it.
I get you
I'm middle for you
I can
Yes
Again
Keep this up
Yes
I get you
I'm killing
I know it's ours
Fine
I'll go first
Nice
I can go
I'm doing. I have zero squish.
I got it.
Yeah.
Got a stuff? Yeah.
Yeah.
Backflip? Why not?
I need boost. I can go up.
Okay.
I have zero. Keep going.
I'm below you.
I'm below you.
I got a bad zero.
You have fun.
Not to confuse.
time time time I go yeah you can't shoot I can go off this
yeah going under going under wait away I'm not for the market nice
I'm going to go on ceiling, okay?
Okay, okay.
I'm just ceiling.
I'm there, I'm there, I'm there.
You can go.
I can go, I can go.
I can go, I can go.
Look.
I beat him, beat him.
Yes!
I'm not there, I'm not there.
Sorry.
Can we see what's in here?
Can we please?
Anyone, anyone?
Anyone?
I can go, I can go.
I'll just control him off here.
Do you want to try one more?
No, no.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
You have time, stop.
I'm hitting left.
Eh.
Nice, nice.
How does this?
His flip?
His flip.
I'm telling you.
I'm in that.
I have full control.
Stick it down.
Stick it down.
Yeah.
I'm at a 50 yet.
Nice.
Fuck.
Not a B corner.
Anymore?
I got him.
Uh...
No.
I don't know.
I said I should've known when.
I should've known first.
Bro, this shit is fucking...
This shit is so...
The fucking unacceptable!
this shit is hard bruh this shit is hard
oh my god fuck
that's fucking unacceptable
please act shit up
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
jixie
jixie can you like
some constructive
I don't know bro like that's this it is hard like it's gonna be like to the very fucking end we got a bit of battle
It's okay. It's okay
Couple of things I want to say today. I have notes. I think we need more pressure on them. We were kind of getting
I have notes. I have no pad. We were on defense all the time boys. I
Saw many opportunities
Where they had no boosts the ball was in their half. Let's squeeze them pros do it all the time
Let's keep it here. Let's keep them here. Let's have a word for it, man
Because that's bold that that is a steaming pile of shit. We could have had three goals
Can we squeeze him? I'm sitting here. Anybody hear me? I'm saying can we squeeze him? Can we squeeze him?
Can we squeeze him? Let's fucking squeeze him. Keep it in the house. We were getting squeezed. Coach, coach, we were getting squeezed.
Yeah, I know that's the fucking problem, but we had opportunities to squeeze. We do. Let's push up
Let's fucking squeeze him. Let's fucking not make this shit so easy. These guys suck
Let's go. We're better than this. Alright. We can clean this stupid shit up! Clean it up! I'm not a positive coach. I'm not!
We're going to go back to the left.
Nice.
I got it.
I got it.
Yeah, I got it.
I'm on the loose.
I'm behind you.
I'm behind you.
Get me.
Get me.
Get me.
Get me.
Get me.
There we go.
That's what I wanted.
That's what I wanted all game last game.
Can't we keep them here?
Can't we squeeze?
I want to squeeze them like a fucking orange!
Every time we squeeze, let's go!
I go up.
Oh my god.
How long is that?
Dice.
I'm not one sound.
Hit it down, hit it down.
Oh yeah.
And there it is.
Yelp, squish, yelp, squish, yes, squish!
Can we keep them in here?
Can we keep them here?
Can we keep them here?
Can we keep them here?
I got squished.
Can we keep him here?
Can we keep him here?
Can we keep him here?
Do you see?
Do you see what I'm saying?
Do you hear me?
I am Josemarinho.
Can we keep him here?
Can we do it?
Let's fucking go!
I know I'm not skipping any of the fuck back.
Let's go.
What?
I got that one
So let's talk about what happened
I got that one
I think I got that one
Don't toss it here
TNT
I don't
We're faked
We're faked
You got that one?
Yes we see
get to you guys over no I've never been something me we're good we good
got it how do you found I've no
got it popping I can go stay on that I got big I try to push around him I
No fucking way. Oh, no way. That's just yo back is a demon. I can't lie. That is a demon. I hit as hard as I could
Wow
Actually a good read. Oh, okay. Yeah, we're good
I
I got I got
Maybe let us calm jink like this thing let us calm bro. I guess we need
We're bumping here. I know yeah, I'm no boost
Yeah, I'm it right right right I can go again. I bump you so I'm free to go on the right
Nice he's awkward awkward for my miss. Yeah, she likes doing
Go go have a go
All right
what do you sound like that?
I got it
I got it
are you nice?
I can go
I follow
stop
time
can you follow me?
I have 0
you have 5
I can follow
I can go
watch out!
I'm hitting it down.
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I still have no boosts, I'm just going to grab it.
Okay, okay.
It's good.
It goes to push, I'm middle.
Nice!
Nice!
Nice, bro!
Let us lock in, coach, hey coach, coach, let your team show you what we're made
of.
Just take a step back.
Take a step back, one minute.
I'm following it.
I'm following it.
Okay.
I'm following it.
I'm following it.
Okay
Oh
We did that.
Picture goes on one.
There we go.
There we fucking go.
That's what we do.
We.
All right, bro, like we win this game or in the qualifying round for the title.
We got to win this game.
One more.
Yeah, I said, shout out, my team.
Shout out, my parents.
Yes, bro.
We're going to miss it.
Why the bench player the loudest?
When this game, we advance to finals, right?
Paul, can you believe in your team?
Of course I do.
Can you see the chat?
Yes, couple of things.
None of that bullshit in front of the net.
I saw some bullshit in front of the net.
Talk, communicate, fuck, computer that shit.
None of that bullshit.
Let's call it earlier, let's call it earlier.
Let's say you first, me first.
Yeah, none of that bullshit.
Yeah, I feel like that.
Let's go, let's go.
One more, one more.
None of that bullshit.
Let's go.
Quarter that shit.
Let's go.
This is it, boys.
This is it.
This is it.
Lock the fuck in and trust each other.
Trust one another.
So I'm going to cheat over.
Yo, switch over right over right.
Right, okay.
I got a 170, I know.
I can go.
I'm up.
Are you beating me?
I bumped some.
See?
I'm up.
The boss is so wacky, bro.
You're good.
Oh my god.
That's far.
Maybe I don't go for kickoff there.
Well, you can option.
Man, I could fake the piece.
You go stop?
Yeah.
You got this, you got this.
Yeah.
Yeah, I
Go yeah
Nice I traded I traded. Yeah. Yeah, he has one more
Locker it's flip still I got it
Right, I'm gonna go not I go
The second I can play but I'm your time your time. Yeah, I know I know
Oh
My feet
Shut yeah, all right, that's boss me man. That's impossible on paying for stuff. Oh
Guys be one last game. There's no reason to win this one. Yeah
Trust one
Nice, didn't have control, trying.
I'm down.
I have time.
Yeah, just down on me, yeah.
Stop it.
Yes, follow.
Here you go.
Yeah.
I got it back.
I'm here.
One push.
Got it.
Got it?
Nice.
I can't shoot it.
I kind of lucked it.
I can go.
Yeah.
Oh no, nothing.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
I can't really do anything with that. Yeah, this is hard. That's hard. It's hard.
We got kind of bracket fucked. I'm not gonna lie. Like these guys are pricing them
today, but it's okay. It's okay. We're cool. We can still win this. We got the
I think he's down, I think he's down
He's dead, he's dead
He's going for you
Alte?
I'm serious
I got him
You're last
You're good, you're good
In fact...
Middle, middle
What?
Fake
Oh shit, I'm just here
I just left it like this
Yeah I know
I'll get it
I'll try that then bro
Shall we be done now?
Should I follow?
I know, I know
I'm pulling something out of him
Bad stuff
I don't think I'll get it
My controller is like
No, no, no, no
My controller, I promise you bro
That's not what you thought.
I have 4 points coach.
Alright, let's go man.
Let's go Bob.
And stop taking like a fucking cap.
You guys suck for a reason.
Come on, come on.
Play Magnus fucking Paulson, bro.
Love that.
Let's get off on it.
If we gotta get off on it.
Yeah, I agree.
We're gonna get off on it.
We're gonna get off on it.
We gotta get up.
Yeah, nice job.
Come on, come on.
I got it.
Nice.
I'll try, I'll try.
Of course you can.
Yeah.
Little, little, little.
One more, one more.
Is it around?
Good try around there.
It's everywhere.
Yeah, it's up.
Hmm.
I got it.
I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good. I am a good.
Under him. Got it. I got it again. I got it.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I
Will be honest, I don't know how we got a game on these guys. I actually don't I should have no idea
Nice guys. Hey listen, nice guys. We're close. We're close.
Not bad. What, we're one game off? One game off?
One game off of the qualifying series.
I don't think close is good though.
They're close is not enough. We're not happy with that.
But let me ask y'all this, is y'all fun?
Like that's the question. Is y'all fun?
You know what I mean? Thanks.
You see how to do...
How do you go about this?
I'm a little disappointed in y'all, so is the others.
Yeah, yeah.
These guys are really good though.
We beat this team.
We don't know fuck that.
These guys fucking suck.
We beat this team, bro.
They might let us win.
They might let us win.
Low key.
Low key, they might let us win.
Low key, they might let us win.
Never been done before.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the other team is actually going to drop us on our head.
I don't know about this one.
I don't know, has 4 goals in a minute ever happened?
Maybe they just start playing poorly
And we just find a way
We're not paying you off, bro
What is that?
We're better than that, bro
This team is capable of winning a world championship
We don't need that
My team, our team, bro
Your team
I'm a piece of shit, coach
I
Actually true bro you're yawning us
You're yawning this so hard, but like I never felt so like
I felt so demotivated
No, you need a different like a
kickoff strats now
alright alright alright done
five head slaps
everybody listen everybody listen to this question
alright
bump and fake
how about middle left middle left
go
oh i swallowed that match
what?
what?
i didn't say that i didn't say that
i had to kill a needle
who was that for
who the fuck
who the literal fuck
i'll be playing again by the way
why is he able to
can we just leave the match
brother what is that
Jinks it left our coaches love the game just the actions gave upon us
Brother
No, there is it bro, bro y'all like y'all know y'all fucked around y'all were laughing bro fuck that shit
Like my strap works did not squeeze them here. Can we squeeze that was my strap?
I gave you the squeeze so long these motherfuckers are squeezing harder
He does it really good. How do we how do we out squeeze them dude? Can we talk through that? How do we out squeeze them?
My game might have been on me
I'm four point scopes
Bro listen, I'm happy with our performance. We were literally one series
Bro we're gonna make it
We have one one game up quad game. Let me paint a picture. Let me paint a picture
We have one more reason left for this year. No, no, no
We have one more reason left for this year one more
It's our final chance to prove what we're fucking capable of man
And listen, it's gonna be the hardest one yet because our seed is only getting tanked the more we lose
So this is the thing like this is the final region of the year. Let's go out there next next time, bro
Let's give it our fucking all man. Let's just get belt to ask wherever we play against and Jinx
I don't want to hear this fucking bullshit coaching gala get our players like making us feel like shit
dude like on the tip like high-vives was a good coach today, bro
He didn't make us feel like shit, bro
He motivated us he lifted us up and you on the field Jinx you played well, bro
But you would have gotten your ass fucking handed to you in that series
So you went through the coaching role and then you just made us feel like shit for getting our ass handed to us, bro
Think about that think about that. How do you feel stop? You want to go cry after this probably I am
I'm not some uplifting fucking coach, bro
I'm gonna be throwing clipboards at your face fucking screaming in your ears. That's how the coach. I am bro
That's how to jab ring so it's either that or the fucking door. I'm the Gordon Ramsey of this team
I said multiple fucking times
We need to squeeze can we squeeze what does what what does that mean? Can you start? Can you start describing what you're saying?
I think just throwing it like words out of this like hoping they stick
What the fuck does that mean?
It's a fucking squeeze. It's a fucking squeeze. It's a whole other thing. Yeah, okay
So they're in the app, we squeeze, we take their boots, we fucking squeeze. We don't let them leave.
Now back to what I'm saying two to one. Game two. Herb Laster. What's that about laughing in the middle of our
Yes, I'll burn this bitch to the fucking ground
They in GTA bro. There is no laughing on this team. There's no smiling. There's no happiness. That's the coaching environment
You're in I'm the board. I'm gonna fucking apologize. That was shit. That was fucking rubbish
I didn't even talk in the last game. What the fuck was that shit?
You got people beating that team, bro
You guys beat that fucking team next game we go out there and we shit down our life like a scared little fucking kid
I
Your ideas were good your ideas were good
But you have to make us feel like puny little pieces of fucking shit to get it through to our little thick skull
Like we're looking Gordon Ramsay. You think Gordon Ramsay was nice to his fucking his fucking staff?
No, he called somebody an idiot sandwich. That's where I'm at. That's my coaching philosophies
And if you don't like it to get out
We got to clean this shit out
I'm over here breaking clipboards breaking my camera. I'm passionate. I'm here to win
Listen guys, well, wait, wait, maybe they let us maybe the last one made less through
Where is the Ham Souls?
That is my mindset, bro.
Bro, listen, guys, can I say something? Can I say one more thing?
Like, we lost the round prior to the round, we just lost that last time.
We made progress. That's huge.
I kind of threw the last game.
It's all good, man. Like, it doesn't matter what we did, it matters what we do.
Like, that's the thing. Like, we're gonna go into the next regional, we're gonna fuck some kid.
We're gonna fuck...
We're gonna work it out, we're gonna work it out, we're we're what did I just hear?
Squishy
Bro, no it's not like that. I'm saying we're gonna fuck them up. Where are we playing?
I hear you I like where your head's at with the motivation, but we got
Okay, I didn't mean it like that I just mean like we made progress if we progress again
We're literally in the qualifying round all we're gonna do is just start fucking bro. That's it. That's all we gotta do literally what?
Okay, it doesn't matter how I think about the words think about the fucking words. I'm saying bro like we're there
We're right there. I know and I'm practicing right now for the next RLCS literally right now. I'm practicing
Let me see. I'm gonna queue it to his rank. I'm gonna queue it to his rank game right now
I'm sure
Speak I'm practicing. Yeah, I just I think I'm watching you about a press play now on counter strike to
How is that how is that practicing open more cases, bro? You know open more cases sure you're not watching about
Mother I
Promise you I'm not because you just asked me to look at you practicing and you're not practicing so it's just like I
Don't know me and my team doesn't want it. You're talking about passion. Look at your kind of strike, bro
The night wish squishy thinks you're talking about
Not my thing be pro
Hard like like you gotta you gotta put in the hours dude putting the work put in the hours. Oh, I am I lacking even on my
cases never like cases never as well
Cases never aerial above my head. You know what case is there for you. No jinx. You want to know what cases did for you?
Mine is 15 fucking thousand. They did aerial above your head, bro. They did cases don't
I'm like fucking Bambi in the opening scene or I'm Bambi's mom she died in the opening scene by the way
She got it sitting on the boot pad instead of helping me bro. We're talking about some which are by which team is play
He's playing a rocket. Yeah. Hey
Have as it's time
You want to spend more money gold gold gold gold gold
How much money do we have
$44 and 52 cents
No
Like for the budget tonight
2000
No, we're not oh, oh, we're banned. Yeah, we're not gonna spend 2000 where it's been 1000
Listen, listen, can I say one more thing bro? Like what like all things considered
I had an absolute blast playing with my roster today
I played play a little bit with the coach advise as well
You subbed in and then jinx you I'm the coaching role you did a good job, too
But I'm gonna give you your flowers like listen you made us feel like shit
But you showed us that it's important to win bro, so you know what there's value
That's how yeah, yeah
Like I had a blast though. I hope you had a blast
Never ask me to play this shit again
Alright, bro, fine. I'll allow bro
Don't don't don't show up. Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah, you want to watch this ship around? Let me get another beer
Let me get another beer. Oh, I have to make sure something something. You're not sure you're not streaming right now
I'm not you know, I'm taking our shot
This is good team bonding, bro. Actually, this is good team body. We hit a goal together. I think we qualify
22 all right, let's get some beers
Let's go. I don't think I have any. Oh, yeah one
But we were right there bro like right there man stop it you played a good good game today
bro good good games overall high-bives bro is a pleasure playing with you like yeah
I kind of told the last game but no bro no no dude listen we didn't have time to build
our chem like like next time we play we're not fucking right I'm not a US service
I'm at 20 ping my team it's useless probably just 30 points in two minutes wait I'd like
as much
There is no passion!
There is no aggression!
There is no fucking mindset in this football club.
I gotta report the scores.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I did it.
Qua.
Bro, we were right there, bro.
Yeah.
That team was actually tough to play and not gonna lie.
There was a few things they did that I was like actually like the pre-jumps yeah
Dude the pre pre-jump and one of those guys was like Zen touching like oh forfeit when you have 36 points teammate. Yay
No, I turned that off Angela
Well my teammate just disappears
How long do you guys open up cases?
Buying one right now.
How long will that take?
Like five minutes.
Alright, we're off to the game.
Yeah, you can play one more.
I bet.
I'm gonna ask, how can you actually improve your team?
I mean, it's not about like, we just gotta get a good bracket draw.
If we run it to three SSLs, it's not winnable.
Like three good SSLs is not winnable, but we only got one regional left for the year, bro.
So like, we give it our all next regional, like, we can win, we can win.
In the title would be sick.
Nice teammate, that's it.
And teammate, already better than my last teammate.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Yo chap, another day, another victory for ROG, taking down the sweats.
the imposter is among us hi guys how you feeling confidence wise how are we
looking same teammate feeling great feeling great I'm the other side you
cut it what stop it you might be my good luck charm bro do you even know no
what do you know any of the lure of my case luck I see like the the first goal
you got it was like worth like 70 dollars or some shit and you spent
like center correct on Monday yes so basically uh the stats don't really matter but I'm $15,000
down in cases tonight all of that change is stopping because of you you're here bro stopping
you're gonna be the good luck charm bro wait what's like the best thing you could get
there's some like $10,000 plus skins
Yeah, we don't walk out to you. I'm here, bro. I'm guys we don't talk about math and percentages and odds. Fuck that. It's all feel
It's all 50 50 as well. Anyway, it's all 50 50 inside
What you see how is it 50-50 because there's two outcomes. We're they're gonna pull the gamma Doppler or we're not
It's not like the math. This matter something don't think about the math bro. All right
Okay, are we ready are we locked?
Hi guys, is this 2020?
It's what 2020 um, no, it's I'll explain it to you so we have 20 chroma's because they're really expensive and
we need to we need to moderate we need to be moderate with the budget and then you have
i believe 80 dreams you gotta get the 100 in total i had to play the game bro
goat actually let's click my controller hi guys all i heard you say was goat
goat goat goat goat goat goat so we have that somebody that's there somebody that's there
shiezer shiezer maybe stop this with the light charm bro maybe it's gonna be a gold after gold
I have a feeling stop and
Go
Shice
Now stop it um that right there these two skins try to get so much money that was
I'm sorry. I'm gonna rock it again
Not much
gold oh my god
Another pink though swinging a mix on that one and they got squishy exactly they did show another thing
Go
Gaben, talk to me. Gaben, how's tonight gonna be? Gaben, what type of night is tonight gonna be, Gaben?
Gaben, what type of night is tonight?
Shaxe.
So I'm not gonna, like, joke around when I say this. This is one of the worst talks we've had so far.
Yeah, it's six blues in a row.
Oh, four deals.
Six blues.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Seven blues.
Let's make a record, honestly.
Fuck it, let's make a record.
Fuck that!
We're not doing a record.
I didn't fucking get on this set of blue records.
Go, go, go, go.
Number to beat 29 for you, D.
We're on track.
Let's go.
Yeah, I was so tall if you're not paying attention.
Gerardo is like a chicken.
It's like a, um...
I was reading chat, right?
Big chicken.
Gerardo is golden.
Gerardo is golden.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
No, El Gerardo is a chicken.
No, it is not.
Are we that ass?
Are you seriously fucking with me?
Like, no, I swear to you, I can't.
El Gerardo is a chicken.
It's not.
Is it a chicken?
Two, three.
for your chickens
high-pitched asca
uh...
gold
is that thirteen blues in a row?
no, polo is chicken
i'm ass
okay, so i'm gonna miss on that. oh, twelve blues in a row. uh...
stop it? i don't think you're the good luck charm
No, but it wasn't locked in on the opening yet
Yeah, yeah, I'm watching
Stop and watches is back to back. It's minimal rap
Hold up now. We stop it watching. Oh my god, red red red. We have to system. We have to system
bitch
Shies purple though. Oh, so stop it. So they're watching I was actually insane. I
Mean, can you like pay me? Hey you what?
money, bro
You're saying I said I open in cases like you give it a use off
Oh, like what he gets from the cases should just go to me to like, you know, oh cuz the luck is a lot
Okay
You don't want to stop if you want that track that's right. It's pretty bad. I don't watch it
Daddy I like this sorry
Bro, hi guys, I'm addicted to when the case dies down. I don't know the last one when it could be gold
Almost on the crowd. I'll be crazy bro. If we get a gold I feel like we just went out next like region or easily easily
Well, we just need a
nothing good br- bracket fucked I guess yes not good bracket fucking emmity gold
right now they're like prove it the universe is on our side okay
origami would be actually clutch right now you had a nice origami
He may have been there. Yeah, I say and I'm bail. Wow
We're got me there and I'm bail and I'm bail gold gold
Go that track nice top CC stat track. That's like the best thing in case I really want her
No, uh
No, it's not that tracks are useless on blues. Nobody cares. No, but like
But she has this weird thing where he gets like an erection from scratch. I don't know what it is. They suck
You know, you know, don't
Know you're good. So whenever they buy
This was expensive this pinks expensive
Did somebody like burn it what was this this is FD?
Oh
Now stop it! Tonight we might do a trade-up which is cinema. Maybe.
Yeah, usually you stop me for $800 and it gets like 80 bucks back.
But stop it, those- okay, you can phrase a little better.
But yeah, I've never had a winning trade-up.
I'm like the first guy to ever do a nine trade-up, so I don't have one winning one.
Stop it! The R of I on a trade-up is 20% on a case it's for-
That's right.
Go, go, somebody in the chat just said go to her, J Alaphits, go to Tiers, J Alaphits,
go.
LMG.
Oh my god bro, so many statis right now.
Wait, that guy looks good.
I love that gun.
What's the name of that guy again Jinks?
Yeah, Jinks.
Mew.
LMG, LMG.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Jinks.
Go, go, go.
Nice.
No, you can call me crazy.
In the next three, I'm throwing like a purple.
Next three, I'm throwing purple.
That's it!
That's it!
That would be like pretty bad.
You feel like it's like mediocre, right?
Oh, shit!
Stop it!
In one of these next two, it's a purple.
Yeah.
So, purple's the second lowest priority one.
But it's like...
You can't look at the other one, but it's like the third highest priority one.
Let's trade up fodder. We can't forget about that.
We're looking for gold?
Purple. Purple. Purple.
Oh my god, I love this game, bro.
I feel like I'm using my face.
Are we getting ass jacked?
We don't want that shit, bro. We want big shit.
Wow. See, he stopped us celebrating the little things, bro.
I was thinking we were backing up the tower.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, shi-sa.
I'm not gonna lie, is it usually this bad? Am I the problem?
No, it's the-
This is the norm.
This is the norm.
It's actually like, maybe slightly above average low-key, you got a pink or anything.
Two pinks, yeah, yeah. I mean, something.
I've gotten 29 blues in a row before.
Which, by the way, what's happening?
is rare is getting a knife so yep
we're about to put a new blue record right here so wait there we go
set a new blue record hi-bites what the fuck set a new blue record yo dare I
say we made profit today somebody said second case first key wait wait first key
second case we can do it in the order though no like you fucked up this is
gold all right so let's analyze these blues are like profit all right is this
guy dad master now no hey stoppin we basically just took 100 true
switch it up into a big hole back don't do that stoppin we took a hundred and
forty dollars and literally wiped our after it then lit it on fire you can
trade those blitz for a gold first rule of this call no talks of profit it's
not possible listen all we say in this call let's go bro profit hey that ship
about two weeks what about red red at least at least we spotted at least you
funded gabans at least you funded gabans like next trip like you know what I'm
saying yes because that can make us feel much better who's that
game in how would I have turned high turn high turn high spin yeah quite me yeah
basically every time you see this money like on everyone's yeah yeah yeah
out every time he burns money on cases stomp the money goes for the gabans
Yeah, fuel fund so yeah, so Jinx is basically funded and tired to leave check Twitter
Ready to go
David here we come
$5,000 from now you should probably like calculate how much yeah fuel that was
Yeah
Okay, wait, wait, not bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so we we we reduce and then we go again
Yes
Not bad, that'd be worse.
Profit.
It literally could not be worse.
It could not be worse.
But what's the where?
What's the where?
What's the where?
There you go.
Fact new, bro.
It could definitely be worse.
What does it mean?
It could definitely be worse.
It's all about perspective.
What?
Angler!
It's five cents!
Is that profit?
The case was four.
That might have been.
Hey, that might have been.
It's not that thing!
That's profit!
another one nice from back where that's not good where though that's not good
where yeah you said I don't know I really feel in this session you might get
like a bruise in if you think hard enough maybe you can wait just get the
purple yeah
yeah he's still learning how to open a case like he's like it's a technique
to it right oh my god but no this guy is actually so good the star oh my look at
the way that looks something see that oh my god that just came out that just
came out right in this game yo if you haven't yo if you have another one please
bear it oh here's a reaction we have like 19 of these not that
Oh
Don't be like a coward in order to pizza that's what a coward would do
You know that always agency like chicken and lamb chicken and lamb over rice chicken and lamb over rice from one of those like
Yeah
Hey
Because we're opening this case we can't really get origami's anymore
Where please
What you get happy when I get a blue what the fuck bro, well, is that a purple?
Yes, yeah, that's all so shit
I'll explain yes, go to you and let me know if you think this is fair
I get a purple 18% of the time and guess what even when I get that 18% of the time
Oh, yeah, we have to show them the stats.
We have to show them the stats.
We're going to update the stats and show them.
Oh, but you want to look at my stats?
My cage opening stats?
Check this out.
Yeah, you want to do that right now?
Yeah.
Huh?
Yeah.
Lee, check Twitter.
No, no, no, nothing, Lee, because you're good.
You can show.
Hmm.
What happened to your A.I. girlfriend?
Twitch basically told me I'm not allowed to call her anymore.
Yeah.
Because my phone calls were too far.
Lee, check Twitter.
That's literally what happened.
On God.
Yep.
I remember that nice.
79.
You're actually about to get hold on. No, he's been nods on that stop. I said I like point you wait for it
Tracker, what's going on? So what is reading the stats here?
I think you got the end
I think we broke the tracker JC
Yeah, maybe reload so do so do
GG everything's gone. I think it's for the better to restore your stats. Yeah. Oh no.
We're so we're so do what happened doesn't work anymore. You told me to reload and it's gone now.
I think we're actually banned this time though.
Let's fucking go.
No.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
I can't.
Just give me the keys.
I'll open it and I'll trade it to you.
God, holy scam.
All right.
Tuck it.
All right.
Fuck it.
All right.
Let's go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Gold? I could feel a gold. Gold? You could feel a gold. So we'll see it right now.
Got some gold on it. I'm into it. Fourth key, 12 case. One, two, three, four.
Maybe a batch aren't changing. Wish it. Do you have golds?
I got quite a few gold, bro. I just buy them though. I don't do cases. I don't do cases.
Oh my god. No, this is a good pack. I've seen all the purples. Yeah, but it's not
one seeing them doesn't matter because it's not in my hand. You go by golds a
lot. You can't go by golds. You used to be able to go by golds is what Oni said.
Now if it's on the thing you get it. But now they said that was like illegal because
it's like not nice to do that to people. So now if you see a gold you get it every time.
But back in the day, they don't care. What is that? And rockily they did not care about that.
If it was like a black market, they would just go back.
Oh, yeah, Rockley had this years ago, Jinx.
Like, oh, can you bring it back?
But they had cases, yeah.
Seven key, seventh case.
Well, we got five keys left.
You know what, Squishy, they can't do it
because it's like E for everyone.
E for everyone in this game, but.
I mean, like, realistically, if they just bumped it up
to like teams, like, how much money would they lose?
Like, I think it was game, right?
It's just not in line with Epic.
I feel like Epic doesn't do it on Fortnite or nothing.
We need you to buy it
Like a monthly payment plan
The investment Dixie think about it you get rocket leak you turn it around and then you put cases back in
You're a gaybeant.
Give yourself a world champion title.
I would be gaybeant.
You would be gaybeant.
You would be on a yacht.
Wait, wait, it's actually genius.
Wait, it's actually smart.
But how else?
I can't buy rocket leaves, bro.
You probably could have been tryharded, though.
I think games like earning by all of that.
That conversation was cute and all, but what happened?
Like, it just really pre-picked.
Hide it behind.
Yeah, hide again, hide again.
Hide screen, hide screen, not hiding it, not hiding it.
Not hiding it.
Hide screen, hide screen, not hiding it, not hiding it.
Hide screen, hide screen, not hiding it, not hiding it.
Hide screen, hide screen, not hiding it, not hiding it.
Like it's just really behind yeah, hi again. Hi again
I screen I screen not hiding it not hiding it hiding hidden hidden
Something's not hiding hidden hidden hidden hidden hidden hidden hidden I'm gonna look it up actually
Chat what's happening chat what it's happening chat what is happening?
Think about how much we need to get out if you just put some crates in the game. Yes, bro
All right
Maybe I could own like one percent of rock league
Okay
Oh my god, I seen that seen what the paint
Remember if we pass them, it doesn't really matter. It's about what we what happened to my
Oh
Wait wait wait wait oh, I thought that was a good suck. Oh imagine the game crashed like knife pull pause
Something's going on right now. All right chat music brown chat saying yeah, yeah, yeah chalk you to chalk you to
What if I turn up the screen share audio while I hear myself twice yes
We're gonna play past the ops. All right, we're gonna everybody and you're gonna get the ops
Who wants to hear it but not like twice. It won't who wants to start?
Do you want to start? I'll start bro. Squishy
Everybody gets a song. We're just gonna rotate
Give me give me peace and queues lose you Berger. Yeah
Yay Chrome's crashing every time I type yay
Here we go, she's in this I said are ready
Yeah, guys ready ready remember we're going in a circle. So be ready to like play your fucking song
Yeah, yes. Yes
We'll go squishy. Have I stop at Jixie?
you
you
you
you
you
You
Don't wanna gonna wanna flow seven
And the better times repeat!
Put this shit for another shit than somebody said to me!
Go!
Come on in the fold!
Turn it up and down.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Get your baby down.
Man, I'll wave with you.
And I'll watch you ruff like all the girls would say.
Hey, watch!
Go!
Move, please!
Get your baby down.
I have four keys left.
Do the third one, like the third one.
What case?
Second row.
Far right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's this for?
You just stuck it.
Not on you.
You just stuck it.
You just stuck it.
I think I like it your mood up, you know, and I think like I feel
like this this song like bring good luck right so play us play some YB play some
play GG by YB I've never heard this song we maybe half
Okay, I don't know if I heard this
Don't go
No
I'm not going
I'm not going
I'm just 17
What I'm all out of money
Hide hide hide
Hide hide hide hide hide
I'm ahead of you
Wait wait wait
Why do you worry about what I do
Why do you worry about what I do
You might think I flew
Tell me why you stay amore
Cause this don't party be a dude
I think you like I'm from a cellar
How much money do we have?
How much money do we have left?
300 dollars
300 a hell of a
How much money do we have left?
300 a hell of a
How much money do we have left?
I only do cut in 800
All right, man.
Have a good one.
We know what we should shoot.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
All right, go, go, go!
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you
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you
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Ice in my ass.
All right, you guys can show you guys can show.
All right.
Who is turning now?
It should be Stompin.
How about, are you singing?
Are you singing about that?
Now, bye, bye.
It's a good song.
We're not going to breeze past that.
Who's next?
Stompin.
It's a good little song.
Hum.
Put the Yaga Black Ice in my ass.
Stompin, remember, enter your sleigh era, Queen.
What's your sleigh song?
Um.
Hmm last Friday night. That's a good pig. That's a good pig
Okay, this song is so fucking heat oh
I forgot it has this long ass music video hold up
Here we go
I guarantee it that is that new way yeah jinx can I get a thank you yeah and
I'm gonna be shocked and feel god
right here, right here, right here
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
everything back to you, everything back to you
what?
where's the scratch?
where is the scratch?
this skin happened before with the skin, remember?
it just looks good, field test is coming up
Who did you trade? I'm trying but you haven't a friend.
I'm just going to do some skin.
Yeah!
How much of that shit is it?
My tiny friend.
He's trying to run your pockets for now.
That skin feels as small as your 100 dollars.
What about this?
This stuff is not about me.
Oh, you're on the team.
Hey, stop it. I don't know.
Like, let me tell you.
Hey, stop it.
Profit doesn't exist! We're here for the love of the fucking game!
Every time I open a case, how much do you think it costs, Stoffit?
Uh, like, one dollar?
Up. More.
Five.
Four dollars and fifty cents every time we open a Dreams of Nightmares.
Every time we open a Chroma, how much is that? Eight fifty?
Stoffit, there is no such thing as profit, bro. It's not fucking real.
What if you get the rarest thing in the game I'd still be down money literally if I got the rarest thing in the dreams and nightmares collection have as what is that?
Maybe that's a
Gamma doppler and rolled butterfly knife. I'm not sure
That would be
10,000 so we'd be down like probably six can
That's where we're at right now something
Whole now there is no profit
Hold on cat saying 11,000
Yeah, we'd still be down
Even if the best case scenario happens, we'd still be down
Profit is an illusion
It's so realistic, well I love how realistic it is, it just shits the goal in your mouth.
You know what's crazy is you're actually beating odds on beatings.
Like you're not getting as many blues as odds were to predict by 0.2%.
Think about that, Jake.
You're actually beating odds.
What do you even mean by beating odds though?
Like if you look at your overall stat tracker, it was 79.8%, but the odds to get a blue is 80%.
Meaning you get stuff that isn't a blue at 0.2% more than necessary.
I don't know no nothing but no ice I'm just cold
I'm not playing it y'all
Daddy I think I believe think of it relax your work dead ass
All right chat, I don't know why you guys are feeling it. Well, maybe you're right cuz I'm in the thick of it. Yeah
I'm in the thick of it everybody knows they know me where it shows I'm skating and they
Oh my god, wait, man!
This feels like a ball!
Oh-oh-oh!
Alright, chatty, see ya!
Potential!
Potential!
Yeah, this is potential!
This is potential!
There you go, stop him!
I love this.
I think this is the other store
I'm in the thick of fear
Everybody knows
They don't need to wear it
Slows our skin and it burns
I don't know though
Not even by no eyes
I'm just known for fire
So I can go from screen to ring
To the pain
To the heat
When I'm trying to get away from my ring
See I'm the one that I see in your heart
Smashed in the ceiling
I
How many cases was that honestly talk to me was that a hundred cases that was no over a hundred our first our first
Our first uh, so we're bad news
Um, our first set was 100. So that set was 40, I believe. So we're 140.
How much was the opening there?
That depleted all of our $800 that we have to play with today.
Did everybody in the call have fun?
Yeah, ma'am, of course, bro.
It wasn't a little bit on how much you can spend
And honestly thank God and if you go over it it's punishable by death bro
Like they will come after you so we're not doing that yeah I had fun
Any trade-ups possible or not any trade-ups possible
possible. Squishy, what do you
think, bro? What do you think?
I mean, we have a red right there.
Yeah, and then we need about four
more to go.
It's not bad.
Four of them are there. Wait, wait.
Isn't it almost 12 for you? Can you wait
and then buy more? Wait, let's sell some
knives. Surely we could sell some knives.
Yeah, let's sell some knives. There's something we could sell in here.
Oh my god, you're right. Wait, what if
we sold a knife and then did a tradeoff?
What about the tradeoff? Yes.
I think go for it.
There we go.
That'll do something.
Let's sell that.
No.
OK.
How much do you want to sell it for?
Because put my price.
Put my price of the book.
Get this out of here.
Yeah.
My price.
120.
Yep.
Oh, God.
Wait, they're saying pending money, pending.
It's going to be pending.
I don't know if that's true, but I feel like I've been able to intubate.
I feel like you got your money instantly drinksy am I crazy I thought I got it the next day
I thought I got it the next day
You're like when it's sold
Oh well sell it, sell it cheap and see what happens
Alright 120
Put it more, put it more
120
Holy fuck
I think so you need to look on your phone
Shit I suck
My lord to show this yeah, yeah, nothing's shown
All right, it's all so good new response on your quest
No, I hear we got pending confirmation
Selling bowie knife 120 create listing boom done. All right now to sell more
Not bad. Okay
See what else crazy have a nice worth 120, but I'm gonna get 104 because I sold it off Steve
All right, bad news.
The CS float thing.
Hi guys, what bad news, how much?
Nothing else to say.
What do you mean, the buck logs, bro?
What about the buck logs?
Oh, you can tell the stat tracks,
you said they were good, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they were good.
Yeah, bro, I'm gonna stop it.
We were to sell all of our stat tracks,
literally all of them.
I don't even know if we could get a meal
at Chick-fil-A.
Can you look how much they sell for, please?
Bazaar, yeah, let's say let's see how much it tells for cuz stop it's good. I can't sell them yet
We tried it up everything we sold everything so these are all new items that we can so we were desperate
The AK goes for a lot tomorrow tomorrow you're gonna spend another 2k and you're gonna get a gold so it's fun
I was just an AK go for I swear
I think that's down a lot actually well you should have happened what the fuck
happened to the AK yeah when you got it of course
Everything I touch just turns into like a rock.
I think you hold it, it'll go off again, you know.
Yeah, hold it, hold it.
Um, okay.
That's all we got, drinks.
I'm gonna be real with you guys.
Yeah, there is no trade-up.
Wait, hold on. This is stat tracked.
All right, let's check the price.
I mean, that can get you a meal, Chick-fil-A?
No.
Yeah?
Well, here's the thing.
It's an eliminate here's how steam works something so you have to sell the you have to sell the gun
Yes, we're gonna get like 12 bucks out of that. Maybe I might so you have to sell the gun on steam and then steam takes a cut
And then you have to wait and then you have to wait for it to pen and
Then you get the money and all of your steam wallet. You can't pull it out. That's in steam
That's locked in steam. You can't do anything with that
Unless you saw on the third-party site which
It takes seven days and then it's way cheaper.
It's like $5.
Basically saying that's just chocolate.
I think sometimes boys, you just, you know, you just what you do is you
way first time chatter asked any golds question mark.
Lacey leaked you check his Instagram.
Oh, the first way one of the first time chatter check.
Any golds question mark.
First time chatter.
Congratulations.
That was your last chat.
Now, um, that's what I was saying.
Guys, I think what we do is we just sleep on it, and we come back stronger tomorrow.
Yep.
That was a joke.
When we get more money?
All right.
GG, bro.
I'm out, this bitch, bro.
All right.
It was a pleasure, it was a pleasure, guys.
GG, guys.
Love you, love you, love you.
Love you, bye.
See you.
Love you, bye.
See you.
Love you, bye.
See you.
Chether is no train it up, man.
It's not fucking real!
real. Well, chat nonetheless. Tomorrow, chat. First ever Apex Legends stream.
I'll see y'all boys tomorrow. We're probably gonna do a normal stream and then we're gonna
get on Apex from like five to like eight probably. All right boys, I'm gonna see y'all.
Chat, I think we're playing with nice wave tomorrow. That guy, a lot of people said to play with them. So I think we're going to play with him. He's going to teach us some shit. All right. I'll see y'all boys tomorrow.
Oh, and in case I don't see you. Good afternoon. Good evening.