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03-29-2026 · 8h 47m
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["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
31 minutes late try 31 minutes early bro. Don't try that stupid shit in the chat today
End of the stream at this point
Are you sick? I'm not even one song in bro end of the stream at this point there hasn't even been a stream
Nothing has even happened, bro
Legitimately not a singular thing has happened
End of the stream at this point
Boring! Again! Yet again! Nothing's happened! Nothing can even be boring! Nothing has happened!
Chat, how was your day on a schedule with us? Now! Content came, I know. I know. Ticket
I'm fired up chat. Listen boys
We were gonna do a Valorant tournament today relax, let me explain
We're gonna do a Valorant tournament today, but um a bunch of people
Cancelled in the last like 24 hours, and we just like it was just cooked
So we're gonna be able to do it next week 100%
It's not cancelled. It's postponed
holy late you are late bro shut up apex I'm on apex tonight I'm on apex with
queso um we need a third though I already asked of sketch I'm gonna see
what he says if he's gonna be on but chat yeah it's gonna be a chaotic night
on apex it's gonna be a chaotic fucking night a b the governor one a big
These are on fan of the joint.
I can't move on, baby doll.
Ain't no cost to the state.
I'm out the vastness of wages.
I take it on, baby doll.
How is your day one to ten?
BELGium vs USMNT Result Opinion
Wait, Belgium played US?
I'm gonna guess that we lost.
you
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Deep in the hands of another, my brother told me to leave
But I didn't believe the evil would need some evil in me
And I didn't queen
The waiter ain't came down the other day
In the Byron Bay, in the Fifth Storm Room
So I just went home and slid with some palms
And I know that you don't know where we...
Chad, if you have a song request, say it, bro
Save the fucking song request, y'all
If you have a song left, we're battering life on YouTube!
Zen, Zen.
What do you mean Zen? What's happening?
Huh?
Zen won.
What did Zen win?
RLCS EU?
BAST!
Zen won EU RLCS against Carmine Corp?
What?
What?
Say you swear to God!
What?
That's actually aura, bro.
So no Valorant Tournament.
All right, this is the last time I'm going to say this, because people are going to be
asking, oh, Valorant Tournament, last time I'm going to be saying this.
We're doing a Valorant Tournament in a week, bro, because we had people and then we did
it because people canceled.
People have a bunch next everybody. No not canceled not canceled not canceled
post-pwn post-pwn
Not canceled not canceled post-pwn post-pwn
Not canceled bro post-pwn play hard ache medicine
Cancel did I say that did I say that?
Why'd you cancel that?
When this development tournament start that's rage bait. I that's gotta be fucking rage bait
I just finished the whole sentence.
I just finished the whole fucking sentence, bro.
It's gotta be Rave Mayne.
Oh, song on a real estate.
Jack, give me the song request.
Let's make sure you know.
Song request!
With these 20 tops, get away.
To any door, we need you out on the cold.
You hate this memory of swimming.
I'd always keep it so close.
Bro, this song is so good!
Do y'all know about unreleased like juice chat?
Do y'all know about this song? This is like unreleased underground song, bro.
Does anybody know this song?
I wonder what's wrong again
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It's washed bro. We're in a washed up fucking era of rap bro. Legitimately. This shit is
washed up dude. Shit is washed up.
So old and this is the loudest. My daddy's proud. No, no, no, okay, okay, okay, okay,
I miss the free fire Shisa and it's the wrong song
Oh, mr.. Margaret
We're not going anywhere until we've prayed
I'm not afraid anymore
I'm not afraid
I VICE!
What the fuck?
Forever is a long time
But I
What am I spending it by your side?
Can't believe we thought so
Last song, swear to God!
You're too bad we've been losing
Every time you like it, I'll be losing it
So why shoot me?
Said Saturday night alone
And I can't tell you on the phone
Make it away, I'm alone
All right, all right, all right
Now I'm done, now I'm done
Supporting God, supporting God
Supporting God, now I'm done, now I'm done
Now I'm actually done
Now I'm done, now I'm done
New Kanye?
What's the best song?
What's the best song?
What's the best song?
Bully, I thought Bully got released, no?
What's the best song, bro?
Father.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh.
Hey.
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you
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It's over what it's like a minute long brother you could bust a night in the minute
it.
Bro, it's over?
Is there any other good ones?
Any other good ones?
Any other good ones?
Oh this one, this one, but not this one.
Who the fuck is Andre Troutman?
We left for the baby, I came.
We left for the baby, I came.
We left for the baby, I came.
I hate people do this.
Somebody said all 18, hey bro,
there's not a single album in the history of human existence
where every single song on the album is a banger.
I hate people do this.
Brother, there's not a single album
in the history of human existence
where every song on the album is a banger.
I'm sorry, it's just not possible.
Every album has shit songs.
Cap, name one album in the history of humanity
where every song on it was a banger.
I mean, every song.
Graduation, fuck.
Oh my God, wait, I did it, okay.
It might actually be graduation, actually.
No, but graduation has some misses.
Does it?
Actually, I don't know if it does.
Wait, I don't know, Graduation might actually be the best album ever.
But um, let's look, bro. Does Graduation have any misses on it?
Graduation album Kanye West. Good morning, absolutely not. Champion, no. Stronger, no.
I wonder, no. Good life, no. Can't tell me nothing.
Barry Bonds. What is this one? I haven't heard this one.
Alright, never mind. Graduation does not have a single bad song on it.
Never mind. Graduation is actually...
Graduation might be the only album that doesn't have a single shit song on it.
I'm not even trolling. Bro what? I don't think graduation has a single bad song on it.
All right. Wait so is graduation the best album ever then? I think it is bro.
We left for the baby eye, we left for the baby eye
We left for the baby eye
Somebody said take care, holy shit!
Wait, let me lock it on the song
We left for the baby eye, we left for the baby eye
We left for the baby eye
This is gonna be an insane bass trap.
All the time and night
So you are there tonight
That's what you deserve
Because you got all that love
And all of this time
You're always born
And all of this time and night
But if you want it, you're all that
We don't have to worry about me
And we're out of order
So can't be nothing now
Who's been here with time now?
And now you got all the love and all the strength
You've always wanted all the time
And now
I like um father better this song is good but I do feel like it's kind of the
same thing over and over again.
I mean the beat is kind of crazy though, I'm not gonna lie.
This song is like mythical, but like it is pretty repetitive though, I'm not gonna hold
you.
a really good song though. Chat any other ones bro? Punch drunk? TPAB? TPAB? Punch drunk?
VAS? Come on one more, one more, one more!
King?
the time is now right now this is the hour this is the new dawn this is the
new day now is the time but nature and all her glory have named you a king she
He has named you the king!
Holy Transition!
Some of my love was turned off once
The pain was truly blurring my thoughts up
I brought a white queen to the altar
Couldn't happen without Barney Gooder
What's the Kelly price? What's the Kevin Costner?
What's the Kelly cost? Birkin is a tosser
Is it really love and it's all love?
She would never let me fuck if I was fucked up
Why you think we run it up, boy?
The truth hurts on me, tough love
Jeff, is that a stable reference in there?
Was he shouting out Ron?
Ron, damn!
Okay, unbiased again.
The intro and transition was absolutely insane, but then after that it kind of like, it kind
have petered off a little bit um three songs in um but about father is probably
the best song on the album that's what everybody in the chat said that's the one
I listened to first that mug together too father's the beats like I'll actually
have that song in my playlist but I don't know I don't know is it Kanye's
best work no because his best work is probably the greatest album of all time
But hey, not bad, but I'll chip away at the album like over the next week.
See the thing is, bro, when an album comes out, people will listen to the entire album
in like an hour and I don't think music should be digested that way, bro.
It's kind of, it reminds me of like, if someone's gonna eat food, you shouldn't eat, you shouldn't
eat like an entire fucking 10 courses of food at once.
I think I'm right, Chad.
I think like the best way to like listen to an album
is like listen to a couple songs here,
couple songs there, couple songs there.
You don't eat the entire fucking plate
and then another plate and then another plate.
Cause I don't know, every time,
cause I remember when I listened to Pink Tape,
when Pink Tape came out,
I listened to the whole album in a single night.
I like Oozzy's like my favorite artist, but I listen to the whole album in a single light and I didn't like pink tape as much
But then I started like going back through the album and I liked it a lot more. I don't know
I don't know
But yeah, I don't know I don't know
Everybody know everybody know no
Chat first can it put it a day
Any tips any tips yeah, I got you brother. I'm a one-stop shop for tips man talk to me talk to me brother
Alright, tip number one. Why the hell are you guys defending this objective? And why are you roaming with Warden?
Does anybody in the classroom know why Warden is an absolutely terrible operator to roam with?
Does anybody know why? It's because Warden is loud as balls!
The best options to roam with are three speeds. Example, Cavera, Vigil, Yala, you get the point.
On a drone above you, on a drone above you, on a drone above you. You gotta get out of here.
Ha ha ha, brother, you...
How's that a headshot? Save a la-hee, that's a headshot. Save a la-hee!
What? No, no, no, no! That is not it!
Bro, come on. I've never gotten that good of a kill wrench.
BAM-C4. Shitty C4.
Alright, sir. Let me just say this. You have the weirdest playstyle I've ever seen in my life. I'm not kidding when I say this.
You're like roaming with a shotgun. I've never seen anyone do that
Probably gonna hop in the window to be three six in and in hopped in
Whoa, whoa, that was a lot of retoy oh man sweet mother of Neptune
He's going to come to that door.
I see why you're roaming with the shotgun though.
It makes sense, because that recoil is kicking brother.
Close left of this door!
Go to reaction time.
How many bullets did you just reload with?
You just reloaded with 26 bullets in my presence.
Brother, I will see.
21 bullets, not his back.
Close right, close right, close right.
Wait, that was a good flick. Okay, now you're recovering a little bit.
3.5 out of 10. 3.5 still missing.
I just don't even know if this is like even AI at this point, or is this like a Adobe Photoshop?
What is this, Ralph?
Guys, guys, you guys know you're allowed to use real images of me.
Not every image of me on the internet has to be edited.
Like, I genuinely think if somebody looks on JCC on Google,
the first five images aren't even going to be me.
Literally.
It's going to be the sperm-head one.
Stop.
What the fuck are you doing, man?
Why are you shot getting this wall?
What is the point of this?
Drone, how about a-
Perhaps a drone, young squire!
Why are you not drowning?
Do you realize if Azami was here one second earlier you would be dead?
Like you're so lucky it's disgusting. You're blind hopping into security when
you know they have a vigil. Brother man, let him cook. What how dare you?
Alright, he's officially not cooking. Can I get back to my analysis now?
Scrambles, you could've got that done in five bullets, that's a 20.
Wait, that's why he did it. Oh my god.
That's the best thing I've ever seen in my life!
I've never seen that before. He thermited the wall but made shotgun holes here before because now he has an angle behind a half wall.
This guy's better than me!
He can actually see by an half wall. Oh my god. This is gross.
Flanking, flanking, flanking.
3v4 scenario, lock in scrambles!
Get on that angle! Get back on that angle!
Holy MAP! No!
You see him, you see him!
You're gonna be better than me!
One lie! One lie! You're better than me!
I've been playing this game since 2017.
I've never seen somebody do this.
Brother, brother, he has an angle behind half wall.
Do you realize how broken that is?
I'm sure you are going to steal this now.
I'm going to steal this.
The only thing is, you have to get control of CC.
If you don't have control of CC, this doesn't work.
Scrabbles, you're the smartest human being I've ever encountered in my life.
and I want to apologize for not letting you cook earlier.
Whenever you want, Daddy, you can bend me over and cream me,
as long as it makes you jealous.
Guys, that's the smartest human ever.
Guys, guys, guys, that's gross.
That is actually gross.
What do you mean, boss?
Guys, I don't really care.
When people send in clips and they have good aim, it's cool.
Because aim is like it comes and goes,
but I've seen a million people with good aim.
When somebody gets a kill solely because of their creativity, those are the things that
stick with me for like months.
Like I'm actually going to use that angle on board.
Like literally, you just go throw my shotgun and you shotgun and like they can't play behind
Apple.
They can't play behind Apple.
That is so calm.
As soon as they pick up on Apple, they're dead.
Like when people get kills with their brain, it's way more impressive to me than their
aim.
Because bro, that's the beauty about seeds, bro.
You don't have to just run and gun you can actually outsmart people
EP think about your one EP appreciate you. I see other kids one
When did we ask though?
When did we ask are you serious guys? Are you like that serious?
Jenny notice me. I love you raider. Thank you for tier one
Let's get a W. Right in the chat. Tony boss. Thank you for the back. Can my Xbox not clog up today?
Xbox Xbox give me one day
Just give me one day of peace. Please don't clog
Come on, these clubs have been so good, bro, don't clog!
We're back. Ladies and gentlemen, we're back.
Yes, Queen!
Hopefully it clogs.
You're, you're disgusting. You disgust me.
You've er-
Stop.
He has the Jinx each arm.
So I'm not gonna be as harsh.
If you hold this angle long enough, he's going to peek you.
Why?
Because siege players have the discipline of a squirrel chasing an acorn.
I don't care if they're copper or champ, as long as it's ranked, bro.
Siege players have the discipline of a squirrel chasing an acorn.
What did I say?
What did I say?
What did I say?
What did I say?
Looting you, Mag!
I'm not even kidding.
I swear to God, if you know the maps in Siege,
all you need to do to hit Champ in this game
is to know the maps and be willing to hold angles.
If you know the maps and are willing to hold angles
and have somewhat decent aim and somewhat decent awareness,
you're going to Champ.
I'm out of my head.
The problem is, most people aren't willing to hold an angle.
They just want to swing, swing, swing, swing, swing.
Like that warden.
And now he's going to lose the round.
Blanket of umba!
So, let me say why I love what you just did.
Chat, he detonated the ram, because now when he goes to plant,
they're not going to be able to hear it.
That's good game sense, bro.
They have no idea he's planting because the ram makes so much noise.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
You have two flashbangs!
You could lay down and bank a flash off the window periodically.
Shitty aim.
FLASH!
FLASH!
This is one of our more remaining.
People like Boom, because he's willing to hold an angle, he wins.
Three tails holding angles.
All of this stemmed from warden swinging for no reason.
like bro I'm not I'm not even kidding bro if you were to ask like a siege
player why they peaked like they wouldn't even be able to tell you bro they
don't have a reason they don't have a reason bro
mobbed mobbed mobbed yeah he mobs you bro critics what are these AOT clips bro
you're gonna spoil the show stop I'm literally in season four because it's
Let me finish the show, dude. Please.
Play Warframe? I don't know what Warframe is.
I don't know what that is.
I've heard of, uh, um...
What's it called?
Tell us the one? It's like War something?
We can't just have, what's it called? War, um, War Thunder.
I've heard of War Thunder.
I've actually seen clips of War Thunder.
That game does look peak.
I've seen people send in clips out of that game.
10 seconds. So let me just really coach you here. If you're getting redpings, that means
there's a camera on you. And if there's a camera on you, you shouldn't be prepping
a C4 below. Because guess what? They're never going to die to this. They're literally never
we're gonna die to the C4 man. It's not even possible!
He got green black ice on the deagle. What a lucky duck.
Yeager with the 10 gifted.
Eren Yeager.
I don't know if I needed the entire breakfast.
So let me get this straight.
This is Silver, maybe Bronze. Someone on the other team red paint him putting a C4 down,
and they still died to him putting a C4 down.
Shisa.
I don't know, man.
Play Apex, it's in the title!
Hey, bro, I'm not gonna lie to you, I think you sent in the longest clip of all time.
I gotta skip.
Is this a three minute clip?
By the gods!
Stop under the main stairs, stop under the main stairs.
Bottom of the main stairs, sorry, bottom!
Bottom of the stairs!
Bottom of the stairs!
Do you have a headset?
Bottom of the stairs!
Bottom!
This is a horrible clip.
Brother, brother, this is a terrible clip, man.
This is a horrible clip.
Down.
Down, boy.
Down!
Down!
Down!
Down, down boy.
Down boy!
I completely forgot what was even happening.
Holy peak movie.
I couldn't think of anything.
I completely forgot what was even happening, bro.
Holy peak movie.
T-Mac, you can evolve without T-Mac.
Hey, Jixie, play Siege, you chud.
I might be on Siege today.
I don't know what games I'm on today.
I know we're doing Cases at Eight.
I know we're doing Apex at Ten.
I don't know what we're gonna do after class, though.
I might get on Siege. I don't know.
Okay, you know that, that, that, that meme where it's like thinking, it's like the kid on the bus and he's like thinking about playing Siege and then he's like on the bus and he's like playing Siege.
I swear to God, that's how Siege is.
You'll have this fantasy of how you think Siege is gonna go and then it's like just the worst case scenario. Every time.
the
the
Drops on the balcony!
What are you looking at?
He dropped!
Drops for you!
Drops for you!
Drops for you!
Your teammate's dead!
Wait a minute, this guy's nasty.
Above you, above you, above you, this guy's disgusting.
I
Sweet mother of nap tune
Wait on pause pause pause pause on pause
You're the greatest I'm a robot all time
Oh my god, oh my, oh wait it was mish, mish is nasty, mish nice clip man, hey mish nice
clip, nice clip bro, nice clip man, nice clip man, battle with tournament guys battle with
I'm not sure if I got postponed to next Sunday.
Man.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Decent aim.
This guy looks like he's on a low sense, but he looks really good.
Wait, Sunday's Easter or Shisa?
We might have to do like Saturday.
Okay, uh, this guy's aim and recoil control is actually disgusting.
Alright, I can just tell this guy's champs from how he's shooting.
Bro, his gun has no recoil.
This is the perks of why you should be low sense though.
This is my favorite clip of the day.
Is he changing it?
Is he changing his settings in the middle of the round?
What?
Look, 30 verticals, 65 horizontals, see?
This is like a god dear sense!
Alright, yo.
Dej-dej-lison?
This guy's disgusting.
Look at the crosshair placement.
He's pre-aiming the hop-ups. That's just Matt knowledge.
Ace? Ace? Ace? Ace? Ace? Ace?
All right, low sense God!
I mean low sense God!
If you check this guy's stats, I guarantee you this guy's been champed like ten times.
I could just tell.
So much composure, really good crosshair placement, really good recoil control, really good name.
Like that's a 10x champ.
Just, I'm telling you bro, like low sense is the play.
I'm telling you low sense is the play.
enough people use low sense that goes for any game brother I've never met a
low sensitivity player with bad recoil control I've met a thousand high
sensitivity players with horrible recoil control facts facts bro if you're low
sense your recoil control is naturally gonna be better it's that simple bro it's
literally that simple cap you you you chat my recoil control perfect no no no
You can say my aim is bad, my recoil control is good.
My recoil control is actually, I have plans,
speed these clips up.
Yo, Swayze, the world does not stop
and start at your pleasure, Swayze.
Don't rush me, don't rush me.
Yeah, that's.
So you're saying you have bad aim, I don't have bad aim.
I have moments of really good aim
and I have moments of really bad aim.
My aim is inconsistent.
If somebody has bad aim,
it means they never ever have good aim.
I have good aim all the time,
but I also have bad aim all the time.
It's inconsistent.
I don't like the way you're holding this angle.
First off, you could maybe,
you could definitely hold this angle tighter.
Also crouching? I don't know.
What did I say? Like literally what did I say?
I'm confused where the cli-
There it is.
But see, that's how coppers hold angles, bro.
WHAT IS THAT?!
Wind up.
Well, there was actually nothing good about that clip.
Every second that that went on, it somehow got worse.
I still don't understand how you can get this profile picture.
What scripts did you give the AI?
What is that?
Did you edit FlightReacts on a corgi?
Like, I don't understand.
I actually don't understand.
How?
How are you creating that?
Mugged, mugged.
It's not AI.
Class!
All right, next up at the day.
What are you doing his gamer tag his gamer tag his little Timmy
Hey Jimmy, what are you looking at?
To me, I'm legitimately curious.
Your teammates are inside and you're looking at the beach?
and then the enemy leaves. I'm not even kidding bro. If you use thorn in seeds, you'll get
to like gold just by default because silver's just running to the thorn.
Brother Timmy, what analysis do you want? It was a 4v2 and you gotta kill. It's not even
It's not even like your kill was like round winning
Yeah, like even if you died you guys still probably would have won
Like I don't even know like I didn't think your clip helped at all like even in the slightest
I don't think your clip did it. I don't think you're killed at anything. I
mean, maybe it made the round out of reach but like I
Don't know bro. I mean Timmy come on bro. Timmy. We got to send in better clips
Buddy, Timmy, I love you, bro, but we gotta set it in.
It's a 1k, Timmy.
And it's not even like a good 1k, like a 1v1 clutch post-plant scenario.
Like you're literally in a 4v2 and you just kill them.
And then the other guys say FK.
It's like, Timmy, I don't know.
I don't know what you offer me.
Where did they come from?
Sea of thieves?
I don't know if you've ever gotten a sea of thieves clip.
I'm not a middle-aged mom I'm not a middle-aged mom
Mom, it's me, how is that a mom?
Guys, I'm not a middle-aged mom, y'all.
When was this?
Yo bro, are you dumb?
When was this?
Brother, what are you saying?
Fray mugged.
Hey, Jinxy, first-time clipper, I'm top 50 EU.
Your gamer tag is Pablo Mini.
There's no way you're top 50 EU.
In Siege, no way.
Pablo Mini with four numbers.
Sending hate from Latvia.
Bro, click on my clip.
Cam, I got you.
Cam, I got you, Cam.
Cam, let's see.
Oh, an RL.
1B3 is going to area, boss G.
I feel like this could be a low rank, just off of the scope he's using.
I don't know can we get some sense of urgency?
Fuck there's like 20 seconds go go
Never mind daddy take as long as you want one or four remaining
Please confuse the views the views here's that time here's that time
There's a claim over
See, well, like, isn't it funny, though?
I literally said, I'm like, bro, you're taking forever.
Like, even if you catch them off guard,
it's not going to matter because you have no time.
Who is this, chat?
I see this guy in, like, multiple profile pictures
on Xbox.
Who is this?
He plays for Spurs?
Oh, Deli Alley.
Okay, I've heard of him.
Deli Adderley, is he good, chap?
Chet, isn't Spurs shit though?
Like, isn't Spurs like doing terrible this season?
Isn't Spurs doing terrible?
He was good.
He was Satch.
Satch, he was good, wasted talent.
He's a fallen great, washed talent.
Really, he was amazing.
Oh, wow. The chat's typing the SpongeBob sad name of... Wait, so he WAS good, but now he's bad?
They're almost in relegation.
Shysa! Hey, Jinxie, stop streaming, okay?
Like, what?
Next up, we're going to take a look at JK. It's a sad story, honestly.
He's back story is sad I look it up
Good name
Stay calm. Remember, when you're in a 1v1 scenario with Monty, you have two jobs.
Don't let them plant and don't let them punch you. That's it.
Nice, guys!
Wait, what?
What the fuck was that?
What is Fonchi doing?
What rank is this?
Vassar, I saw Copper in there.
I saw Copper in there.
I saw Copper in Plast.
Drop shot, you don't know ball?
Yeah, I know it's a drop shot,
but that doesn't mean that I don't know ball.
You're not supposed to drop shot with Monty.
You don't know ball, bro.
You don't know ball, buddy.
Sammer, I think we're gonna see a lot of the baby.
Ooh, baby, baby, baby.
Next one over there.
Got a knife.
Close the door.
Right!
One's on the rotation.
Alright, I don't know what Vigil's doing.
Your Vigil's like in Narnia jerking off.
You're in a 1v3, brother.
The bomb is used to set the lead to pull it.
One friendly operator remains.
We're coming.
Up the door.
Goddamn it!
He saw the shadow!
I'm for last on the lead.
Knocked him, knocked him, knocked him!
Very, very, very nice.
Very nice, very nice.
Bro, I gotta watch this show, bro.
I always see the Vinland Saga P.F.P.'s, dude.
Bro, I gotta watch this show, bro.
I gotta watch this show.
Bro, when I finish this talk on Tide,
I'm gonna watch this show.
I gotta watch this show, chat.
Chat, what would you rate Vinland Saga out of 10?
Look up Deli Ali, backstory.
I'm curious because I've seen that profile picture like five hundred times.
Next clip of the day.
Top five rocket league map.
No, maybe top three.
This map is so cozy.
What?
Wait.
That's the best clip of the day, I don't care what anybody says.
That is the best clip of the day, I don't care what anyone says.
Oh my god, somebody said EU Plat, yeah right.
It's out of the EU Plat, bro.
I will send one million dollars if you watch this.
One million dollars if you watch this.
Bro, it's a mastery play clip.
What is this game or tag? Oh my god!
Brother, it's a match replacement! What are you sending?
Bro, match repliclips just have like laggy audio, bro. Just laggy audio.
Do a center.
That's Stuart Robson.
We're not a StaratGrad.
I'm going to be honest bro, pretty standard goal, that's my type of goal.
Very mid.
That's the clip.
Brother mid, mid.
What do you mean cap?
I'm disgusting that FIFA.
But I'm going to get Div 1, y'all.
Y'all know that?
I'm going to get Div 1.
Y'all know that? I'm gonna get Dib 1, chat.
I'm gonna get Dib 1. I'm not even kidding. I'm gonna get Dib 1. I'm being serious.
Rob is Dib 2, last FIFA.
Wait, what?
Uh, what is your ping?
This guy's lagging his balls off.
Window! Window!
not terrible name not terrible name do friendly last operator standing one feet
three scenario did there might have to diffuser or not I wasn't paying
attention did the right after user yes he did this is one of them I like that
he ever said this guy gets a kill you repositions I think this guy's champ
I'm not even kidding. I think this guy's champ.
He has an emerald charm from a couple of seasons ago though.
Oh no, there's a drone on him.
Good fucking aint!
How does he win this stuff sitting on the shield waiting for him to confuse?
Ah, this might be unmanageable.
How do I make it really do anything?
Yeah, honestly bro.
I think osu! played that perfect. I'm not even kidding. Wow. Oh my god. What a pussy. Yeah,
I mean like it is a cornball way to play, but at the end of the day he's playing for the win.
He's playing smart to be fair. But yeah, like that osu! played that so well with like the main.
He waited for you to play. I mean, that osu! played that well. I'm gonna keep it a buck.
good boy you clicked it now watch where's the ball turning why cancel it we
didn't cancel it we postponed it what game is MLB the I don't think we've
ever been set I think we've ever been sent to LB the show clip I'm not getting
I know uh Shohei Otari, Jack.
What's he doing with his bat?
No question about this one, it's out of here.
I'm not gonna lie this game like I don't watch baseball. I don't play baseball, but this game looks pretty stimulating
Like I feel like this one of those games where you could just play music and just be like drunk playing this game
Like I feel like I don't know anything about baseball
Oh, Kato is good at it.
I heard, bro, I heard, he has like a crazy ultimate team
on it, but he never streams it.
Yeah, I feel like MLB, the show is like just a game
where you could listen to the music and be like drunk.
You don't have to take it serious at all.
It looks really stimulating, but I don't like,
and I don't want to piss people off,
but whenever I watch baseball, I'm just bored, bro.
There's 120 games, 90% of the time,
a foul ball, there's like nine innings or whatever, 12 innings, I don't even know.
It's like so hard for you to get into baseball.
The one time I was invested in baseball was when the Chicago comes through the World Series.
I was absolutely invested in that because like they hadn't won for like, what was it,
60 years?
Bro, if baseball had less games and like less dead time, I would probably watch baseball.
I just can't get into it.
When the Chicago Cubs were in the World Series,
I'm pretty sure like the entire US was watching that.
That was cinema, that was cinema.
Cause they hadn't won in how many years?
108 years, like that is crazy, bro.
That in 108 years, bro.
I watched that entire World Series with my mom.
Peak, peak.
Also my family's from Chicago.
So like my grandma's a Cubs fan,
grandpa's a Cubs fan, like that's what my family's from.
Which I, what baseball team do y'all support?
I don't watch any baseball teams like I guess I would by default support the
raise but I couldn't name one player on the race I know nothing about baseball
I only know Shohei Otani because like my friend said he's like to go like he's
the best player ever
Mariners Royals Cardinals the Phillies I know the Phillies one of my best friends
Ah, he's a Felix fan.
Yeah, I don't know, I just think
that baseball has too many games, bro.
It has too many games.
You can't have that many games, bro.
Or like, who in there right by
is going to watch 120 baseball games?
No one's gonna do that, bro.
What is the point?
Too many games, man, way too many games.
Brother, brother, like, oh, you wanna watch
the Cubs game on Monday?
Oh, oh, I thought there was a Cubs game on Tuesday.
Oh, well, there is a Cubs game on Tuesday.
Oh, so you wanna watch one on Monday and Tuesday?
Oh, and there's one on Wednesday, and there's one on Friday.
It's like, God almighty, enough!
Holy crap, 162, 162 games, 162 games,
sweet mother of Neptune.
How do we even follow that?
How do we even follow baseball?
How?
You're like Wander Franco? Who is Wander Franco? I have no idea who Wander Franco is. Who is
that?
I
Location and
Wait what he's up. Oh my god, what wait look up wander. No, I don't believe you guys wander
Franco baseball shortstop
25 years old
In appeal court in Dominican Republic on Tuesday ordered a new trial for Tampa Bay's
raised shortstop wandering Franco who was convicted of
Oh my god, how's he in the league?
Stop, already stop. What is this class set up, bro? What is this class set up, dude?
Holographic on sledge?
Stop yet again! Check! Who can spot what's wrong with this image?
This guy's on 60FLV. This guy's on 60FLV, which means this is at maximum copper, I'm
not trolling. I have never met a single champion on 60FLV ever!
All right, Joe, what I'm going to do for you bro is we're going to remove your grenade
privileges PERMITICALLY!
Oh, don't you go!
Alright, never again.
Jack, I'm not Avatar the last airbender, guys. I have a full head of hair.
Advertisers like bald as crap. I have a full head of hair. All right, chat
W clip session pre-severing sense and clips chat. What game are we hopping on? Should we hop on content king?
Should we hop on content king good show bro? I haven't watched avatar, but I'm gonna start watching it this week with my cousin
I'm gonna start watching this week
Oh, wait, let me check out the telly alley thing y'all were saying
Because, yeah, bro, I always see his pro-vile picture, but I don't know.
I don't even, I've never even heard of him.
How do you smell Deli?
Like that?
Deli Alley Backstory?
Deli Alley Backstory is defined by a turbulent childhood, including being raised by a mother
with alcohol issues, experiencing sexual abuse at age six, born in Milton Keynes, to a Nigerian
father and English mother. He spent time in Nigeria, dealt drugs at the age of eight,
and then later found stability through football, eventually opening up about his traumatic
past and rehab for sleeping pill addiction. Wow. Oh my God. Dude, that is a really sad
back story, bro. Damn. And you guys said he used to be like insane. That actually is sad, bro.
Now, yeah, I mean, damn, bro. That is sad. So he's not on top of them anymore. What club is he on now?
Now, as of March, 2026, Deliotti is a free agent and not currently playing for any team.
After leaving Everton, he signed with the Italian side, Coma, but was released in September
2025.
He's been training at his former club Tottenham Hotspur Game Fitness.
Damn, bro.
Oh
He looks way different now
Damn
Well chat he's still young bro, you never know you never know he's still young he could turn it around you never know
He's like 25 right 25. You never know bro. Never know. Oh
He's 29 Shisa Shisa
Shaisa, Shaisa, chat, okay, what game, guys?
Yeah, that is a really sad story, I'm not even gonna lie.
Chats with the 150!
Chats with the 150 gifted subs!
WCash in the chat!
Cash, thank you so much, you do not ever have to do that,
I love you, Cash.
Chat, we were gonna play this game called Content King,
where you'd like to become a streamer.
Guys, I'm going to be on Apex at like 10 with Kesa.
I'm going to go on Apex later.
What game, bro?
Oh my god, we have so many games.
Chat, what game?
We have so many games.
Okay.
Let's run a poll chat, all right?
So, we're chat.
Do y'all want me to play that content game?
I haven't played it.
Let me show you guys the game I'm talking about, okay?
It's this game right here.
You basically become a streamer and it's like GTARP.
It looks peak.
It looks peak.
Should we play this game?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, yes, take it if I get the cake, ass.
Can't take it if I get the, no, it's shit, yes, it's good,
no, it's shit, yes, it's good.
All right, mixed opinions,
but it's a game we haven't played yet, which is good.
It's a game. We haven't played yet. Um, what else bro?
What else man? What game should we get on today, bro? Cuz look
We need to play a game for like two hours cuz I'm gonna do case that eight
I'm gonna case that eight what game bruh
Stop blocking my messages mods and they'll be the show bro. I don't have that game downloaded little tune on the back
What game, bro? Apex? I'm gonna be on Apex later! I swear to God. I swear to God, I'm gonna be on Apex later.
Me and K-Soul are gonna be on Apex later. I don't know who our third is yet.
Junko's Silent Toots, thank you for the prime. Ooh, a little bit of chess action.
We do gotta get on chess, but I haven't been on chess. Have a little chess. We gotta at least play like one game of chess.
What if we do chess then content king, eh?
Let's do one game of chess. Let's do one game of chess. I'm on a 10-day streak, bro. 10-day streak.
Elias from Norway. Good luck, Elias.
All right, chat. I'm black. Now, chat. I wanted to practice openings, y'all.
I wanted to practice openings. I told Levy I wanted him to teach me at opening.
He said he will next time we do training. Bro, this guy's trying to cheese with his queen.
He's queen cheesing, so we're gonna threaten his pawn and his queen then this guy's queen cheesing
Wait, am I already cooked? No, I'm good. He can't take we're threatening his pot. You got it again
Bro, I hate people queen cheese
Interesting, move this here.
So he sets up his horse here.
This way if I take, he takes.
So what do we do?
What do we do?
We develop.
Member chat principles.
We develop.
That's all we're going to do.
We just develop.
It's all about principles.
Just like that he said.
All about principles.
develop. Now his queen is being threatened. He's gonna have to move his queen. See bro,
I think the problem with getting your queen involved early, like what he did, it's like
yeah he's up a pawn or whatever, but like he's just not developed at all and I am. Now
if I do this, he's gonna take. So what I think I should do is I should threaten the queen
with my bishop. He might not see this. Chaddy might not see this. I'm not even kidding.
It's 300 low. He might not see this. He didn't see it. Hey, Dennis! Chad has got a message.
You are designed now. You're designed now. I told you, bro, in 300 low people don't see
anything, bro. Let's go, guys. I told you he wasn't going to see a chat. Let's go. He's
He's gonna resign, he's gonna resign.
Chat, let's go bro, I told you he's not gonna see it,
bro, he's not gonna see it.
Oh god, now we go.
Shysa.
Let's just do this, he's gonna take, right?
Oh no, that's actually a shit play by me.
No, it's not, it's not.
No, it is, it is.
It's shit, it's shit.
Because now my horse is threatening for like zero reason.
But no, maybe I could just do this.
Because look chat if I do this this can't die my horse can't die. It can't die
Bro, we have a lead
all we have to do is
Not lose our clean. It's that simple. Oh my god. I see a play chat hear me out
They don't know my that doesn't make any sense
Everybody locked the fuck in.
BANG!
Now his king is trapped to these two tiles here.
Or here.
He's gankin' go there, but he's not even in check.
Focus.
Now, is there a way?
Bro, the thing is, all these things have combinations.
I just don't know them.
Elias just typed in the chat, shut up,
you made me stress, bowler.
Okay, this guy's in the stream.
Bowler?
Are you fucking serious?
Look!
This guy's in the stream, this guy's in the stream.
Alias, don't get nervous, buddy.
Okay, he's going to threaten.
Not a bad play by him, honestly.
Wait, he just fumbled the bag.
I'm not even kidding.
He just fumbled the bag.
I wish I was kidding.
Do you see the vision?
I'm gonna win this game.
I guarantee you I win this game.
It's perfect, it's perfect.
I got this, this is a foolproof plan.
He can't stop this.
You cannot stop the music.
What are you gonna do?
He can't, Jack, how's he gonna stop it?
He can't.
Bro, this guy's kind of playing a little bit chattity though.
Trade bishops, I'm down to trade.
I'm down to trade if you wanna trade.
Because look, ready?
Take, take, take, take.
That's weird.
That's weird.
I think what Levy told me was if you're up material trade every time, if you're up material
trade every time, I guess just trade it because when we trade like this, he just has less
of a chance of coming back, I fear.
Do you know what I mean?
Okay, take, take, take, take.
I win that exchange because I'm plus one pawn.
He's not going to do it.
This guy's not stupid enough to do this.
I win this exchange though, chat.
Interesting.
Wait, this is a devious check, brother.
That's such a good check.
That's some rockstar shit.
Check!
He's going to go here or here or here, shit, or here.
King of the castle, King of the castle.
Thanks, just stay fucking locked.
Six minutes left.
Remember, when we're up in material, all we want to do is trade, he's going to fork
me.
Nobody can.
Because if he does, look at that, it gets traded.
It's not even a fork either.
I know what I'm saying.
But if he does this, he can test my rook, but this horse protects, if he does this, he doesn't really threaten anything.
Bro, this guy's in an absolute fucking blender. This guy's in a fucking blender. He doesn't know what to do.
Alright, I believe it's my duty and responsibility to get active.
So I'm now going to do this. This is going to force his hand a lot, because my next move is going to threaten his rook while putting him into check.
And then I could advance my night as well.
Wait a minute. Thoughts on this chat?
Boys, thoughts on this?
This is so good, no?
I'm starting to get inside!
What a weird horseplay, I just think that's such a shitplay by him.
I wonder if this is better.
I guess this is better.
I don't know, I don't know.
So that's where it gets tough for me because I actually don't know, I don't know the meaning
of any of it.
But like, if I check in here, what actually happens?
Okay, now this is intriguing because now his knight
is in danger.
He has to move his knight no matter what,
or his horse, sorry, sorry, his rook, fuck.
Whatever, he has to move his rook, half moves rook.
So he's gonna move his rook right here or right here.
No, no, no, he's going to move his rook, sorry, sorry, he's going to move his rook right here.
Has to move his rook here because then the horse protects it.
Now is there a way he could win some material?
I believe there is.
This is safe.
Chet, see I'm just slowly chipping away at this guy just by forcing his hand.
That's what it's all about guys.
See now, Rook H1 is a blunder because the horse is protecting him.
He needs to keep his Rook there, but then if he keeps his Rook there, I can do this.
But this guy's fucked.
If he keeps his Rook there, I can take his pawn.
So what is he going to do?
What is he actually going to do?
Because he's just slowly losing a material battle.
I'm fucking blocked, I'm blocked!
I've gotten so much better at this.
Is Lavi under the table?
Alias, bro, Lavi's not under the table,
I'm just mocking you, bro.
See, so he does this.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
He just absolutely fucked up.
He just totally fucked himself.
I wanna make sure it's a blunder.
Yeah, it's a blunder because I get his horse
and then his bishop comes out.
His bishop comes out.
I wanted to just make sure because I already up time.
He has to bishop, right?
Has to bishop.
But then if he bishops, check, hear me out.
This is check.
Wait, if he bishops, like we said, now this is check.
So then he goes like here, but then he loses his bishop.
I'm actually locked.
I'm locked.
He loses his bishop now.
He has no bishop.
It's unavoidable.
You have to lose your bishop.
Okay.
I'm actually playing so well for the HF.
Now his bishop's gone, right?
Contest this, maybe.
No, that doesn't make any sense
because he just gets a free rook.
As long as I don't blunder my queen,
this game is over.
as long as I don't blunder my queen.
It's literally that simple.
I haven't done it yet.
This would be a blunder, but this would be a blunder.
Both of these pawns are protected.
I can't wait to see my game review on this.
I have a feeling this is gonna be my best game review yet.
I just feel like I've literally worked this guy.
But then again, though, maybe not because,
oh, this is a sexy play.
That's a check and it threatens the world.
That's such a sexy play.
This is such a sexy play.
But, okay, it's really not that sexy though.
It's still fine, because he's in check,
but it's not like I can even take the rook,
because now I just lose my queen.
This king's gonna go here.
I'm trying to think of like, this is another check.
Now we trade materials I'm gonna make sure that's not a blunder but I think oh no that
is a blunder I just blogged with the game what no because we can't trade because then
is my queen am I fucking stupid oh my god
what am i doing what am i doing oh my god
i'm selling i'm selling i'm selling i'm selling i'm selling i'm selling
I'm still plus six. We're still fine. We're still absolutely fine. This guy has no offensive threats whatsoever
All right, we're fine. I just need to like actually concentrate
Bro, his rooks are protecting each other. It's kind of corny honestly
But now that I think about it though chat, he can't do anything unless I blunder again
He can't do anything.
Let me think about this really quick.
This is good. No, I should have moved this because then I can start checking like this. I should have got rid of this one.
It doesn't really matter. Like I said, none of this matters. As long as we don't blunder our queen, we can't lose.
He's literally losing on time as well.
This is a really nice check, boys. Really good check.
And then we go here.
Wait, later mate, later mate?
Okay, this is where I'm going to end up losing.
I'm going to end up losing my queen for no reason.
Let's go pawn just so we have constant queen protection.
We could even do a little bit of this action.
Trading is the only thing we can't do.
This is a good play.
There's so much time to be the Blunder by Queen.
I just know I'm gonna do it.
I know I'm gonna do it.
What happens here?
Take.
Take.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Thank you.
Guys, guys, that was the worst chest loss of my life.
I'm not even kidding.
That was the worst chest loss of my, hi guys.
Hi guys.
That was the worst chest loss in my life.
I'm not even kidding.
Jack, if High Vives gets 100, 100 gets its ups.
If High Vives gets 100, 100 gets its ups.
Get it ass, locked.
All right, High Vives, you are literally a choker.
You're literally a choker.
Game review it?
I don't even want to game review it, bro.
That was the worst loss of my life.
That was the worst loss of my life, bro.
Alright, bro, let's check out this content king game.
Let's check it out, bro.
Let's check it out. Let's check it out.
Let's check it out, bro. Let's see if it's good.
Let's see if it's good.
On wishlist wait what we don't have it have us
We don't have it we don't have it
Boss
Which after I leak the relief consider the payment no that I'm good. I'm good
Bro, I'm so bad at chess sweet mother of Neptune
Install content. I'm installing it
I'm a solider. Some people you meet out in Queens, but it's only 30%. Chad, is this game good?
Good?
Mineh mineh mineh mineh mineh mineh.
Did I just game good?
Yes yes, bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad.
Let's see, bro.
Let's see, let's see.
Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
Come on, give me in there dog.
Give me in there.
So it's kind of like GTARP for streaming.
Interesting.
Here we go, chat.
Here we go.
Are we ready?
Boys, are we ready?
Wait, what did I leak?
What did I leak?
What did I leak?
Alternate ending added?
Wait, you can beat the game?
What?
Allow.
So you become a streamer.
You become a streamer!
New game, new game, new game!
Normal difficulty, a casual content grind.
Hardcore, satanic curse.
View count constantly decreases, requiring an urgent search for content.
What? Yeah, what's the thing I do?
What's the thing I do?
3 hour intro? Bro shut up kid shut up. I can't stand people saying that shit.
3 hour intro bro.
Chet what's we do?
Normal.
Wait, this is gonna be good!
This is gonna be fun!
What's the best death game?
What's streamer?
Me? That's me?
Tula Ravastirav?
Wait, this game's gonna be good! What?!
This moment is amazing!
But I wish our stream could see it.
What?!
Yo!
This moment is crazy!
But I wish my stream could see it!
What if you could capture every moment live on stream without having your hands tied?
Introducing the Sky Synapse Live Streaming Drone by me, ConSynapse with motion detection
technology, face recognition, built-in wifi, 6G router, capable of streaming 4K 60fps with
negative latency.
With the Sky Synapse Live Streaming Drone, every moment is an opportunity.
Every moment is an opportunity.
Is that me all alive?
Every moment is an opportunity
Streamy connect that's me
Bro, but I don't have a girlfriend though. I think they're that guy had a kid. I don't have a kid though
Valorantz amorantz
P.V.C.? Is that an ex-P.V.C.?
If you're going to be arriving today, think about a chat with your next massive streamer
could blow up using this.
You're dead, Keegan.
Are you serious?
If you're gonna be staying in a stream, yes, you have to put money into it.
I looked up.
Kaden Brantley Chat, that's my name? Bro, what? Kaden Brantley Chat, no chatters?
KYS and Logan Blake. You're now live, welcome to your life as a streamer, a dead one currently.
It's your mission to gain viewers and climb the ranks at a streamer, go find some content.
Say that.
Hey, come down here now!
Shut up, mom!
I'm gonna be a fucking streamer!
Hey, mom, sorry about that.
Why is there a $10,000 charge on my credit card?
Because I'm trying to go viral.
Did you buy a drone?
Yes.
It's for streaming.
I told you already.
Oh, my guy sounds like a chud, bro.
My guy sounds like a chud.
Caden, you know I don't understand
whenever you talk about this streaming thing.
What do you mean real voice?
Chud, it's not me, it's Caden, bro, I'm Caden.
It's not supposed to be me.
Have you started your college applications yet?
Ooh, yes, lie, yes, lie, or say no.
Yes, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.
Chats, uh, should I write to my mom?
Yeah.
Yes. Get off my day about it.
WHAT THE FUCK?! I would not!
My mom would slap that dog shit out of me if I said that!
WHAT?!
My mom would round out my ass!
That is disrespectful.
Just making sure. You don't wanna miss the deadline.
Which schools have you applied to?
Um, I don't know.
Uh, Harvard.
Why do you care so much? You went to college, and you don't make shit. Streamers make five times your salary.
This kid is a little piece of shit!
This kid is a little piece of shit!
That's quite mean, Caden.
I ain't cappin', Mom. Everything we have is cause of Dad's money.
I ain't cappin', Mom.
If you weren't so broke, maybe he would've stayed when I was born.
Shysa, his mom got left.
Caden, Robert, Bradley, this is quite enough.
I think you should apologize.
Apologize or double down.
Fuck it, double down!
Fuck that.
An alpha like me doesn't apologize to no one.
I got viewers.
Oh my god.
Brother, I got viewers for that.
What?
Your dialogue choice for out of the game can retort or reward,
sometimes reward you with your beers
Or punish you with the loss. Choose careful.
In alpha like me?
Drone? Recording us to? Turn it off!
Nope. This is my life now. I'm gonna stream everything.
They finna make documentaries about me on God.
Bro, this feels like a kick stream, bro. This guy's like cussing out his mom.
Where do I go?
No objective! Find content around the house!
Bro, we gotta be like, dildos around here?
Cooking stream. Yeah, yeah, yeah! Cooking stream!
First, tell social media what you're gonna cook.
Write it in the perfect space.
Wear it in the pattern zone.
Does anyone care if I do a cooking stream?
Wait, no, no, that's such a chubby way to do it.
We about to cook some filet mignon?
This kid is a serial killer.
I'm not even kidding.
This kid is a...
This kid is a serial kevlar.
Is that like Chipotle?
It's a pretty nice house, Caden. You should be more appreciative.
Not now, Caden. I-I'm paying the bills.
Vazara.
Bro, I don't know if there's anything else.
I don't know if there's anything else.
Chat tells streamers to raid me.
Chat tells streamers to raid me.
Oh, maybe I could do a jerk off stream you can't do it
Where'd you go for the items though chat y'all know where don't know where to go
Checked y'all know where to go though. No, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that
Xxx Tentacion bro
She
TV?
Bro, I went to the fish tank, what?
TV TV, surely.
What the fuck is this lag, bro?
Yo, SkySynapse, make sure you get my reaction and shit.
What?
What's the other one? What's the other one? What's the other one?
well get in here I'm about to drink this whole fish tank with a fork W
stream bro whoa we got a dongle that content was so 20-20 bro step it up
eat the fish
you just gained viewers certain choices may or type one if what if you reach max
noteworthy you'll be suspended ate a fish nobody's watching this low-key
sad bro pack it up shut the fuck up you just got your first donation toxic
toxic donation low sanity will trigger adverse effects you can add moderators
to your channel pushing 30 with zero fucking aura what is this
All right, we need mods bro. We need mods add mod elevator auto mod
All right, yeah
But I want to add a mod
It just says unmod
What do I click I want to add hi-bots what do I click oh we have no applications oh
we got to get an application gambling and viewbot fund what go to your bed and
sleep go to your bed go to your bed real cop
bro this guy dude if you I don't know sleeping in a hoodie is crazy bro
I like to sleep service with my balls out based based lazy ass sleepathon you
cannot be thrilled bro why is this check dude kidding where have you been all
I've been messaging you on discord
Dude no fucking way is that the new string drone you bought one
Yes, yes. Hell yeah, bro. I'm a streamer now. I'm gonna be a content god, too
You're about to hear my name everywhere your chat room is tricking us cause viewership lost hell yeah, bro
I'm gonna start shooting too. Oh, you're a ghost to me, but all my viewers are just broad trying to get me a fucking gamble
Ask him about his stream, or should I ask him to follow me?
Bro, is that a creeper shirt?
Bro, that's like Huzz repaddling.
Do the PVC impression, do it.
Dude, you gotta do your PVC impression for my stream.
Chat, Gerard does the best impression ever.
Oh shit, yeah, I guess I could do that.
Dude, dude, what are you gonna do?
Dude, it's six consoles, a wire, what the fuck are you gonna say, dude?
You wanna throw me a follow, bro?
I made a new channel to really solidify my brand.
It's Kaden Brentley now.
Dude, ain't no way you got the full government name.
You're gonna get Docs, man.
Open the stream just now.
Let's see what you got.
Dude, you're a fucking dead streamer!
What the fuck?!
No one's even watching you!
Get defensive!
Fuck you, bro.
My stream was just having connection issues and shit.
No!
Screw that, Kaden!
I'm not a fucking...
Punch him in the face!
Punch him in the face!
Bro, but I'm still room for you.
You gotta have at least 100 viewers if we're gonna smash any huzz at TwingeCon this weekend.
bad dude I've been looking forward to the
con all year I'm gonna hit a hundred easy
then we'll head out some good yeah man
come back when you don't know and we
could take my dad's whip I'll wait here
bro this is give it up on you can't hit
a hundred viewers young Jeff I'll
remember you buddy
content no young Jeff I remember you
buddy I remember you buddy who's this
RANDO!
Yeah, what we listening to, I'm live right now.
What'd you say?
Ask again aggressively.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, are you deaf? I can make you famous, but you're missing out on a huge networking opportunity.
What song you listening to?
Uh, Leave Me Alone.
Flip De Niro?
Just a question, relax, bruh.
No, that's the song name.
Yeah, Flip De Niro, I know that song.
I've never heard of it. Is that a KYS song?
Did you just tell me to kill myself?
What's the point of this interview?
Tell him I'm a streamer.
No dude, KYS is a content creator. Like me. I'm a streamer.
A pretty bad one, it looks like.
Why is everybody so toxic, bro?
Why is everybody so fucking toxic?
Like, god damn!
Is this how it is, bro?
Fuck!
Holy shit!
flex on him insult him crumble with fear
flex on her I'm a thousand viewer streamer bro my dad could buy your whole
life
oh you wanna flex your stupid video
how about this my girlfriend left me for a rich nebo baby
this gonna get you views asshole all I wanna do is sit here
and listen to music and forget about my problems and you come here and remind me
and my life is shit fuck you
I'm so sorry, Bando! No, Bando! I'm sorry, Bando!
Explain streaming to him, Kaden. Explain it.
I'm an influencer trying to find the most clippable content from my sub-a-thon.
Like risen up huzz, goonable content, or something local can you and Lee Brainrod, you know?
What the actual fuck is this game, bro?
What the hell are you saying, Caden?
Is there anything going on around the neighborhood?
Yeah, my wife, she's going around real good.
Caught her having an affair with a neighbor recently.
But she don't care. She told me she ain't stoppin'.
Intrigued.
No, she down for a collab? I'm thinking about branching out-
NO! NOT LIKE THAT! OH MY GOD!
Kaden! WHAT?!
Kaden, no, not like that!
Jesus Christ, Kaden. That's inappropriate. Also, aren't you 17? You can't be saying she like that.
Apologize? Double down, Kaden. Fuck it, double down.
Hey, if I'm 17, she's 17, you know what I'm saying?
You kids these days are sick. Not as sick as her, I guess.
Worst part is, I can't do anything about it. She said if I tried to divorce her,
she'd just take the house and my money. That's how it works nowadays.
Dude, that's what I've been hearing too, man. I've been watching videos about female privilege and
shit they got it better than us for real what i need some proof first that she's cheating if
i'm gonna come out on oh we can catch her in the act offer help start quest proof that she's
cheating job real overall bro i'll find her if you can tell me where she is my new stream and
drone gonna catch that bitch red-handed and 4k wait this is actually a screen i don't know where
the fuck she's at though i didn't see who the guy was before he huh this is our first good stream
Come on, Tayden!
Maybe you could go look through some mailboxes for clues.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
She gave me love letters back when she loved me.
Let's catch her. Let's catch her. Let's catch her. Let's catch her.
Jack B-Boy's son or Eagle daughter?
Oh, vandalized! Nice!
Okay, check melee center?
My goddess, your pharaoh awaits your body. Come over again soon. We can take a ride in my truck
and make love where everyone can witness us. I don't care if your husband sees. In fact, I want him to.
What? Is she insane?
there we go nice how do you punch can I punch to your art
sup dude you still dead streamer or have you climbed on an iron you gotta break at least
the hundo if we're gonna get any pussy at twinchcon
yo relax oh my god is this kid this kid's like 16 what is he saying what the fuck the
What the hell is he talking about?
The fuck?
Do you guys know if this whole thing is pre-recorded?
Bro, don't even start.
No, no, no, don't even start.
Don't even start.
This is legitimately human beings who think my streams are pre-recorded.
You keep streaming, but never got motion.
Just give up, little pup.
I can't take it anymore.
Yo, but chat, how do I catch her?
Cuz I already checked.
Did I get to check all the mailboxes?
Fridge taking a five gift in the fridge.
Appreciate it Fridge.
Chat, gay daughter or thought son?
Bro what is this guy typing?
Okay okay we did it.
Exposed Mr. Connolly's wife.
Hold up.
Wait is she in here?
Beautiful risings Pharaoh.
you now as I lie in my bed writing this letter my pathetic husband sleeping
downstairs in the couch you never make me feel things never your stroke gentles
yet powerful your hands make me quiver
chat I'm your favorite streamer right shut up Caden Farrell I need to see
you my temple is called it is she in the bed
Are they having sex in here or what?
Oh my god.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Capitalized, capitalized, capitalized.
Holy fuck, chat, we're gonna be at the top of Shreddit.
Clip this shit.
What the fuck?
Are you filming us?
Keep streaming, keep streaming.
Hell yeah, I am.
You live for the whole world right now.
Can you do a flip on it?
He didn't want the help!
Well, no, what the fuck?
Who are you?
Keep streaming.
I'm Caden, but what really matters is who you are.
You're Mrs. Connolly, right?
Damn, it's thanks in here.
Somebody not?
Oh my god, my husband sent you?
Fuck, delete that recording right now.
Chad, it's not a band.
Not everything's a band, they have clothes on.
It's not a band, shut up.
Holy shit, shut up.
It's not a band.
Looks like I got what I need.
Don't worry, I won't blue ball you, bro.
Keep pulpin'.
We're not gonna tell them.
Oh, I didn't know if I could tell them.
Look top left, I'm actually gonna get banned in the game.
Oh!
Oh!
Connolly!
Oh, that was good, Mr. Connolly.
Connolly, I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
your wife is just getting
literally back shots
you see my fucking wife
i'm fucking ready man i'm gonna divorce her
tell them you found her
i caught her
she's not gonna believe the footage i got it was like some behind the scenes of
mrs connelly's gang bang adventure three
kaden you don't gotta tell them that it's unnecessary
i don't wanna hear it
just fucking tell me you got proof of it
you wanna see the proof bro?
yeah here i'll give you the voodalink
Let's do a watch party of it. I want to get a live reaction from you.
Kaden, this isn't even streaming! This is like...
DEMONIC! WHAT?!
I think so. I'm gonna get a lawyer and be done with all this and her.
Thank you, Kaden.
Anything else you know that I could stream? That shit was good-ass content.
Ooh, why don't you find out what Mr. Dempsey is doing next door?
Yeah, I never fucking see him leave his house other than to bring back a bunch of weird shit.
Whips, fucking chains, sodomy of some sort, I reckon.
Question of the month. What's that mean? Sodomy.
Don't give me sardine those damn gays!
I'm just gonna shit on stream!
Anyway, you know anything else about Mr. Dempsey?
Oh, definitely not.
He's not much of a people person.
Whenever I talked to him, he just wanted to end the conversations as soon as possible
like he was always in a hurry.
If you manage to talk to him, maybe you can tell me why he's so damn weird.
Mr. Dempsey, catch you later.
Mr. Dempsey bro.
Let's see if Mr. Dempsey Door has content.
13 viewers!
I don't want your girls down cookies and I don't want to hear about Jesus go away
If I catch you snooping around my house, you're gonna regret it.
No, what's this guy doing?
Sneak in?
Put your ear to the window.
Crying and muffled yelling?
what type of dirty shit is this it's locked maybe those tools maybe those
tools guys chat am I based or cringe bro this kid needs to shut it up seriously
tools shed shed shed good comps chat you got zero or a bro just wanted to know
refunding this by the way bro what what are these doughnuts bro press space
He's winning the pattern zone.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, chat.
Holy beer gut.
Why did I leave?
If I catch you snooping around...
Why did I leave, Jass?
Why would I leave? Why would I leave?
Heidi, quick peek at him.
What was that sound?
Shice him.
How the fuck do you keep getting in here? Get out!
Bro, Mr. Benzzi, shut up!
How do you crouch? You get skateboard?
How do you crouch? How do you crouch?
It's not control. How do you crouch?
see see he doesn't do anything see doesn't do anything see doesn't do
anything
he didn't see me this guy's actually he didn't see me
how the fuck do you keep getting it whoa he fucking pound boarded go to the
basement
Yo chat, break my fit.
How the fuck do you keep getting-
YO! OH MY GOOOOOOOD!
Settings?
There's not a single thing in here that says crowd shat. Did you guys just make that up for no reason?
What are you guys saying?
All right, let's clear this like it's um, let's clear this like it's seed you ready
Watch this chat
Why would you talk where's the basement at Chad where's the basement wait until he goes
upstairs. What type of bullshit is this?
Keep the tab open.
SHUT UP, KAYTON!
Wait, where's the...
Where's the basement?
I don't...
What are you guys saying?
This is the hardest level in video game history.
If I catch you snooping around...
Oh my god.
If you ring the doorbell, he goes upstairs, holding ball knowledge.
Behind the stairs, okay.
How the fuck do you keep getting in?
All right!
Chat, should I stay here or go somewhere else?
You guys are typing shit, but no one's given an actual way to beat this.
Slow walk.
How do you slow walk, Ryan?
Instead of saying slow walk,
say the key point!
Is this a slow walk? Because I'm just doing this.
Let me do this.
Let's say you want me to do this.
See, that doesn't do anything.
Next!
Where's the next dumbass in the chat?
Who thinks there's more?
Where's the next dumbass?
See, it doesn't do anything.
This is actually eight.
Please go up the stairs.
Alright, you went up the stairs.
Where do I go?
Where do I go?
Where do I go?
Where do I go?
Give it up the stairs! Where do I go?
What the hell was that sound?
Yeah, I'm about to like...
Yes.
Please, no more. Just kill me already.
Yo, holy shit, that's a clip!
what oh my god who is that I'm Caden
Brentley you're on stream right now by
the way so don't say nothing bad my god
where is he please help me he's been
keeping me down here for weeks tell him
I'll save him yeah I'm no worries I'll
get you out of here because I want to
help out the less fortunate I learned
that we're from Kai Synapse he'd been
reading and shit what okay yeah yeah thank you please just untie me and call
the police before he finds you who are you down here the fucking crazy fuck
who was the dungeon who do you think you need to help us when you mean us I'm
not locked here I can leave whenever I want there's a room in the other room
Behind you. I think he's been here since before me. You're the streamer equivalent of co-worker music
I think you're tripping, bro. I didn't see no one in there
Okay, okay, not important right now. Just just just thank God you found us
How'd you find me anyway? Mr. Connolly? Mr. Connolly next door told me to find content here mods
Give a shout out to Mr. Connolly.
Bro, what?!
LIKE THIS GUY'S DIEDING, CADEN!
Please, just help me call the police.
I don't want to die.
Okay, okay, I'm calling.
Can you shout me out when they get here, though?
And tell your friends, Caden Brentley saved you?
I'm always locked.
Jesus Christ, yes.
Please fucking hurry.
Oh, there's a ball business understanding.
I want my lawyers.
Yeah, get arrested!
It's the man of my life! Get your hands off of me!
I don't even know who this kid is!
Get your hands off my penis!
What?!
But it's like 2K graphics, bro, dead ass!
This is like 2K.
Me?
Hit a peak of 100 viewers, leave with Gerard to twinge con.
Bro, but how do I get to 100 viewers?
How, bro?
How's my view count looking?
What's up, dude?
Still dead to Jimmer?
Or have you climbed to the Iron?
You gotta break at least the hondo if we're gonna get any pussy at Twin T-
Enough, Gerard!
You're 10!
Bro, how am I gonna stream better?
Ooh, maybe mods!
Come on, mods.
Stream harder!
Shut it up, bro!
I don't know what stream harder means, ooh we got a moderation application.
420 all day, shit bruh.
Where do I upload my resume?
Autodesk is gonna be high the whole time.
But we need a mod.
We need a mod.
420!
Welcome to the mod squad!
I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that.
Chat, click this shit.
Move it along, kid. This is an act of crime scene.
Flex on her!
Bro, you know who I am? I'm the one who caught Mr. Dempsey.
Put some respect on my name.
If you've already had your statement taken you've got no reason raise her raise her I could be picking you up
And you could be my mommy, you know what I'm saying
You want to get arrested that's how you get arrested kid watch it or you're going handcuffs shut up handcuffs
Don't threaten me with a good time fine shit. What?
Yo
So what's gonna happen to mr. Dempsey?
Suspects most likely going away for a long time. We found multiple bodies in his house
You're lucky didn't catch you the only you hear that chat the stream kept me alive keep subbing subitons gotta keep going
Where's the dude in the cage? Why saved is he gonna be okay? I need to finish my interview with him
He was taken to the hospital extreme malnourishment on top of all the other office stuff that suffered it
Last thing he wants is you annoying him
I'm not annoying mods start a full chat. Am I annoying? Oh my god, Kate, and I'm gonna punch you bro
chat hey kid you can't be here we're
yo can I see one of these bodies they'd
be pretty good content and I don't even
got to go to a suicide forest
oh not a chance what
Yeah, this shit farms, bruh.
So wait, you can just vandalize cars?
Do I have negative aura?
Bro, shut up, Kaden, I'm gonna punch you, bro.
Stand me, bitch, I don't give a fuck.
Yo!
who's this ter terrestial pirate maybe I could get that stuff in the middle
tonight troll him yo bro I need a duo for the jerk pal finals I'm about to rank
up do you know the twisting upper stroke strat jerk pal jerk bait beaded kid
I'm busy. What you looking at?
Don't just see all this stuff outside that guy's house. It's just sitting there
You want to rob him the hoarder house? Are you just gonna look at it?
Well, yeah
Just leave me alone kid
You should leave it alone, bro. You don't want to get
Shadow, I'm sorry to knock you again, I know, I know, I know, I know...
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know...
My notoriety goes max on Ban!
Here we go!
Oh, wait. Oh my God!
I thought that was Ice Spice. I'm not even kidding.
Oh my god!
Well, I thought that was Ice Spice.
Who is this though? What is she doing?
I well ain't my problem I'm gonna record this who is this mod bro when did you go
live what are you saying who is this mod
why she running stop running stop running go where are you twitching
Because I need some more coffee. Do you know anywhere I can get some coffee? I don't know how I got here. Sure. I know a place.
Oh, please, where?
Redbrook Burgers has some coffee probably. Eww, that does not sound like a coffee place.
How'd you get banned? How do you even- I didn't mean to click that, I didn't mean to click that.
Someone got my order wrong, so I yelled it.
Wait, you're that crazy lady on Slip Slop who crashed out and started attacking a cashier.
Joe, I'm your biggest fan.
So do you know anywhere else that has coffee?
Yes, yes.
There's a coffee shop inside Food Hub.
Oh, you're a lifesaver.
Oh, I should have done that quest, Jack.
Jack, do I got aura?
Bro, I should have done that quest.
Food up. Band I'm not gonna get banned. Oh no I'm gonna get banned oh my god.
Speak to me. Show me the evil.
This edgy gimmick is weak.
Yo.
Hey man, you're stream looking dad. You need a viewbot sheet?
Yes, yes, yes!
Hey, fuck it dude. I need to speed this shit up.
Ten viewers. Oh no, but I know the variety.
My notoriety though.
Guys, will I get banned you think?
I said it with a quest.
Fuck.
Hey, baby.
Yes?
Hey, Shadi.
You looking mad good.
Wanna say hi to my stream?
You're a bit young to be talking to me like that.
Are you filming a video or something?
Nah, I'm just looking for content.
Yeah.
I should do one of those videos where you pay for people's groceries, starting with them.
Yeah!
Okay.
Yeah, that sounds like good content.
Meet me at the registers later, and then we can get out of here.
And I'm saying...
Bro, what is this kid saying? You can sort of request?
Oh god.
Oh wait, I gotta do this first.
Oh, lemme- lemme pay for your food! Lemme pay for your food, sir!
Or- yeah, sirs and sirs.
Do you work for them?
Whoa, this guy's on math.
Bro, you tweakin'?
Do you need any groceries?
I'm buying them for everyone here.
Tweakin' math!
I need two.
Two only.
I need them to hide myself.
The birds see me on the c-
Okay, okay, okay, okay, three more, three more.
You're useless!
Sir?
Yo, Winter Soldier.
I'm buying everyone's groceries in the store today.
Meet me up front later and I got you.
Ooh, that's terrific!
God bless you, citizen.
Vamo.
I have a boyfriend-
Okay.
I buy groceries!
I wanna go to TwingeCon, bro!
I have $17?
I have $17?
Oh no!
Hello! How are you today?
Yo, can I make an announcement on the intercom? I'm gonna pay for everyone's groceries today.
Oh, that's so nice of you! You got it!
Shisa. Alright, I have 18 dollars.
How long does band last, bro? How long does band last?
Hey, can everyone come to the front so I can pay for y'all the BBLs?
Heh heh, get fucked. I ain't paying for your shit, you dated losers.
Fuck.
RUN!
NOOOOOO!
Stupid ass staff, get off the fucking dead.
Jaisa!
Able at 32!
Gerard, I'm almost out of 100.
What's this cordy-ass voice from above want, bro?
Think he got...
Is that E-Rop?
Oh, no.
I gotta talk to the manager in the front-office.
Shysa.
Guys, we're almost out of 100.
We can go to TwingeCon.
Chat, which one is...
Which one is skateboard?
Which one?
Chat, you guys still awake?
Which one is skateboard?
Which one?
Chad, you guys still awake?
How do you skate?
How do you skate?
Oh
Watch this about it. I'm gonna get it
No, I gotta talk to the manager I'm cooked
Wait a minute, I just remembered something
one if I got aura hey man you need viewbot I sell 90 dollars for ten viewers
what bro nobody's paying that nobody's paying that look at this job hello hope
you're having a great day seems you've been stirring up quite a storm what am I
Trouble or something
Absolutely not we've been watching you carefully since you entered our store
And I think we both highly benefit from a temporary partnership
What would you help me if you've been watching me? You know, I'm a content God, bro
I don't need any help
Have you spoken to Martin recently our little neighbor over maple wood market? No, no, but get to the point, bro
I'm losing viewers talking to you. You see our partners have been hoping to expand this lot into a mall for a while now
And the owner of our neighbor grocery store Maplewood Market. He's bitterly stubborn intrigued
Okay, go on
If you help us we can help you we have a rather large advertising budget
We could promote your channel both locally and nationally the benefits would be instant
what do you want me to do oh it's really quite simple maple wood market seems to
already get to the point I don't know what the fuck your normie corny ass
yapping means stop talking like an NPC it would just be so unfortunate if
someone slipped and fell over there you know we love our neighbors at maple
wood market and we would hate to see them slip and jimmy slip and jimmy but I
I bet there'd be a lot of viewers.
Hey, fuck it, dude.
Content is content.
I'm in.
Terrific.
You may.
I'm going to do slip and jimmy chat.
W. Dono, what did it say?
What did it say?
It said Yorah-chan.
He's an NPC.
Zoil where? What do you mean?
Alright chat, we're gonna slip and fall.
Hi, welcome in.
It feels like a great day today.
I really hope it continues going that way.
that way. Oh no! How do I tell you game? Put raw meat in the produce?
Hello! Hope you're having a great-
YOUR CAR!
YOUR CAR IS GETTING SONIC!
Someone outside is trying to steal your whip, I think.
I think it might be one of those food hub guys.
What? Those food-
Your chat, I got a confession to make.
I'm a fucking content-
Hello! Hope you're having a great day.
Someone outside is trying to steal your-
Bro, this kid is geek.
I think it might be one of those food hub guys.
What? Those food hub bastards?
Wait, I need drive to work.
to work. Very funny. Hello. Hope you're having a great-
Your wife got in an accident! Oh my god, there was an accident near my house. There was
a woman being taken to the hospital and she kept screaming, please call my husband Martin
at Maplewood. What? No, oh my god. Is she okay? No! No man, she's not-
She's dead! You need to go to the hospital and see her. She might not make it. Oh my
Oh my god! I wasn't there for her because I was one of this damn store! I can't lose her! I have to go! I need to see her!
Oh, this is sad! No! Oh!
Oh no!
I'm going to sue the heck out of you.
No!
Sag!
Bro, Morten was way nicer than this guy.
Why did I help this guy?
Hello again. We heard about what happened over at May...
Yeah, no, give me my money! You said you're gonna give me money!
And of course, since you helped us, I've just advertised your stream on our social media.
We hope you enjoy the new viewership.
46!
Halfway there!
Your chat link my stream to your friends.
Hey man, you need a viewbot?
I sell pro five though
Chet I have new mod applications
Should I check them?
I don't know baby
Come closer child
Let me see into your I see
I see into your core textual soul stream your future. Do you want to know what your future holds?
Yes, yes, yeah, what's the future of my stream am I gonna be a dead streamer forever?
Yes
The future of your stream I see I see a place of abundance and
And or
Yo chat she said my stream you exude in aura. Let's go. We're so back chat your future
Give her money. No, I don't know go sell feet pics if you want money
Yo, who's trying to sponsor me?
Drift out random what up little bro
Get defensive right your little bro, bro
Sorry little pup. I didn't mean it like that
I ain't your little pup either, bro. Show some respect, short-ass.
What are you even frame-mogged?
Fuck you, weird-ass pussy. What you coming at me for no reason?
Threated him, threaded him.
Bro, if my stream was off, you best bet I'd knock the goofy out you.
Yeah, this is literally, like, kick-streaming, bro.
Fuck outta here. You probably smoked some Jeffass weed with those losers in front of Foodhub.
VAS! 48! Jeff, 48, bro. Kick this, kick this, power again. No, not you, I'm trying
kick it move chat gay son or thought daughter yo kick that I'm gonna help you
I'm gonna help you I'm gonna help you I'm gonna help you just keeps getting can I
do anything to help this would probably make some good hope for content you could
try to talk to my dad and convince him somehow to stop I'm sure your life
streamer whatever would get a kick out of him can you help me throw away that
trash in the back porch first I'm sick of looking at it if you clear it you can
get in through the back door wait wait one sec one sec back in ten seconds
can you help me throw away that trash on the back porch first late you were
vaping yeah yeah yeah yeah of course of course if you clear it you can get to the
back door talk to woman clean up that thing oh god
You're Kaden, I'm not even kidding Kaden, like, I actually want to beat the hell out of you.
Chad, what streamer does Kaden remind you of the most?
If you had to say one.
Ooh mods!
Who would be a good mod?
You I
Have not taught away misbehavior. I'll remove the bottom feeder mercilessly
Okay, this guy's a pretty intense mod
Yo, bro, I feel like I can help out because you're fucking useless
Dumbass chat with a dumb ass streamer. Yeah, this guy reminds me of high-fives a lot
High-fives has called me useless like a hundred times, okay
Go through the jump.
How do you get through it?
Fast!
Wait she said the porch?
The porch chat?
She said the porch?
The porch?
Just kidding.
What is this game like actually I'm kicking it guys
What do you mean CTE I'm kicking it what kick better shut up
Yeah, how is the cte? I'm kicking it
Bro, how is the cte? I'm kicking it
What do you mean bro?
What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
Away from the door.
Yeah, how do you want me to get over there? How do you want me to get an angle on it?
Bro, was this game made on a potato?
I'm kicking it!
Please, please, daddy, I'm right here.
Just kick it! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh my god! Who would make a mission like this?
I got to meet Mara, we should not have to go through the door, right?
It won't let me in!
This game is ours!
What the fuck?
How is this CD?
How do I get in?
How do I get in?
How do you get an angle on it if I can't turn my back to the wall?
Hi guys, Colin.
Yo, hi guys, how's it going?
What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do?
Hi guys, how do I get an angle on them if they're stuck?
I'm about to literally like-
You've been throwing out my-
ASS MEN GOLD!
I'll be send you
No fucking way, ass man mold
You've been living in this dump the whole time
Aren't you a multi-millionaire?
Hey, are you a fucking idiot?
I asked you what the hell you were doing
Ew, bro, there's a fucking cockroach on you
Why are you so unbothered right now?
now dude why are you so concerned with my life you awoke sjw or something see
that what who the fuck are you even talking to anyway stop messing with my
stuff I need all of that I can use those dead animals for a new alarm clock get
out W thank God
bro what the fuck you never told me your dad was
Aspen mold
Yeah, I don't like mentioning it. I saw him kick you out after you threw away his stuff
He isn't gonna change is he he'll come around and if he doesn't just called CPS on that deadbeat. Well, I'll
I see it, the second house is so normal.
What have you got to do now?
Chad, where's the next quest?
Where's the next quest?
Ring doorbells?
A mile he's there.
Stop saying clock!
Like...
Hello, I'm with the Mormon school.
He's there
Stop saying clock like
Hello, I'm with the Mormon school of Soaken and Torta cracking do you have time to talk about your faith?
I ain't interested wait. We'll give you two hundred dollars if you just listen for a bit
Really okay
Our Lord says the path to redemption is to follow kid in Brent Lee onto yo
Oh, this kid, bro.
I just gotta get to 100 viewers, chat.
It's all I gotta do.
I just gotta get to 100 viewers.
Jack, don't interact with what he's saying, bro!
This kid's annoying!
Cuck chairs?
What?
This game has cuck chairs?
I was going can I help you with anything after his tips?
Yo bro I'm trying to pick up a baddy live on stream you look like you got mad Riz got
any tips?
Ah man, look it's simple, literate, stylish, kissable, quiet.
That's what girls' dreams are made of.
Don't gotta try nothing fancy.
Does that sound like myth, bro?
Bro, that sounds like myth.
Hmm, alright, I'll keep that in mind.
It is!
Stephen, welcome in. Looking for anything specific today?
Bro, wipe that long face. Everyone else working here seeing Smiley? They bullying you or some
shit?
Actually, that girl working there is my girlfriend. I met her while working here. I'm just kind
down because of some stuff with her. I don't know. It's probably unprofessional to talk
about it with you. You probably wouldn't even care. Come on, brah. What else are you
going to do all day? I'm the only customer in here. Yeah, I guess you're right. What's
the harm? A few months ago, my girlfriend Mel started working different shifts than me.
But that guy, Tim, over there. Coincidentally, not long after, she asked for an open relationship.
So, did you say yes or no?
I said yes.
I want to make her happy, and if opening the relationship will do that, then whatever.
Plus, maybe I can date some other girls now too.
Yeah, right.
Anyway, she started dating Tim on the side, and now she's spending more time with him
than with me.
She's not all upset about it.
So now he's telling her that I'm being toxic and controlling.
I think he wants her to break up with me.
Listening?
I just want to make it right, you know?
Maybe if I wasn't so insecure,
we wouldn't be having this at right now.
I need to do better for her.
Bro, just listening to you makes me feel like a beta.
I'll get to the bottom of this myself.
Game perspective on Steven's love triangle.
God, I was a waste of time.
Sup, little man?
Need any help?
Yo, bro, I heard you're dating Mel
while she's already dating Steven.
What's up with that?
Oh, yeah.
Look, Mel and I just got along so well
when we started working together more.
And it turns out we're mattress professionals
in more ways than l-
Oh, God!
She's been considering breaking it off with me
to appease him, though.
He's upset about me, even though I'm not doing anything wrong.
I do the same if I were you Steve or no Steve. She's fine as hell. No, yo
That's what I'm saying. I can't stand that guy anymore. I think she'd be better off with me anyway
Hey again, let me know if you need anything. I'll just be in this corner
Can you give me a quick shred at recap of why you should be with Mel? I
I love her, man. I just want her to be happy, and I'll do anything to make that happen.
If she wants to see a hundred guys on the side, I'll be okay with that, as long as she's still with me.
Do you love black people?
What's up, little man? Need any help?
Can you give me a quick shred at Recap of White?
Well, because she wants to be with me. Our chemistry is perfect, and I just think Steve is too...
Now, where's Mel? Where's Mel? Where's Mel?
Mel!
I gotta find some content.
What, but the mission's in here?
Yes.
Is that Mel?
Hello, welcome in. Let me know if you need help finding anything.
Flur.
Well, I was wrapping up reading my daily Shakespeare and was gonna go check out the new fabrics at Legout.
But I got lost in your eyes on the way there. Oh
My quite the charming fellow, aren't you?
She sounds bad as hell. I'm much more charming over dinner. What do you think about a date one of these nights?
I'm afraid you're a little too young for me, but I appreciate the effort. So what's going on with Steven?
Do you love him or not? So you're Mel, right? Steve told me about your open relationship. Why are you doing that to him, brah?
What? Steven talked to you about us? Why is he telling a stranger about our private relationship?
He already told me about it, so you might as well tell me what's going on. He's bringing the vibe down in here on God.
Stay scared of his...
I almost had a heart attack!
Did he tell you about the affair he was having?
What?!
Yeah, I didn't think so. He was seeing our coworker Lauren behind my back.
It would have been okay if he had told me, but he was keeping it a secret.
Bro, this shit don't even make any sense. You guys just cheating with extra steps.
Why can't you two just be normal and monogonist?
What?
It's not cheating. Stephen and I love each other, and he'll always be my number one.
But if this is causing all these tensions, maybe I should close the relationship again.
How is this guy my mom? Die, Cayden. Die, die, die. What?
Help either Steven or Tim.
What's up little man?
Need any help?
Hi bro, I'm with you.
I'mma help you take Mel from Steven for good.
Oh, that's nice of you bro.
But how?
She goes out with me.
Kill Steven!
Kill Steven!
Dude, just kill Steven, man.
I can stream it.
You'd get so famous on my stream.
Wait, but I'll get banned again!
Yes, dude, she won't be able to resist trouble than mentally unstable. It'll be
Oh, okay, I'm gonna tell her what is this game
Literally what is this game. Steven's driving us apart and if I can't be with you I'd rather be dead
I'll fucking kill myself. Tim, I don't know. You're kind of putting me on the spot right now. I'm serious
I'm taking my life if you're not in it. I love you. I need you
Steven I'm sorry. Tim is right. He and I belong together. I'm breaking up with you
Everything okay Steve now left me she chose Tim over me man. I can't believe this is happening
Almost out of the heart of it!
Construction site.
Jeff.
Hey! Construction site's no place for a kid!
Construction workers only.
Well, I guess, never mind.
Construct this day in your mouth.
Yo, Kaden, what the fuck?
My nephew would say things like that, too.
But not anymore.
He's gonna get his shit together. His name's Aaron.
He's been in and out of Juby's whole childhood.
But I'm really sticking my neck out for him, mister.
Is your wife sticking her neck out for guys, too?
Kaden!
Alright, I'm not talking. Scram, kid.
I gotta get back to work.
What is Kaden's deal?
dude I really can't talk I need to focus talk about your uncle bro I talked
to your uncle bro he's all nervous you're finna make him look bad I'm fine
dude I'm motherfucking locked in and shit wait is that the live-sharing drone
that just dropped from Kaisen apps fuck yeah brah my channel's Kaden
Brentley on twinge I got like 500 views right now say hi to chat
class
snitch on erin or help
chat should i snitch on him?
Wait till I tell your boss you didn't even bring your tools to work. The chat's gonna love this
Whoa, what is slip-slop?
Bro almost had a heart of oh my god, yeah, we might be able to go to the twins content
new mods who's this who's this hey what you guys doing quick smoke sash dude
you buying or not yeah can I just get a hit bro I want to make sure I'm buying
that good shit oh I only sell good shit but you're gonna have to cheat on this
yeah bro I'm gonna bounce on that J mad hard yo I can tell you never smoke that
agree before so I lie lie what bro of course I've smoked before I ain't a
virgin trust me oh sure I do it I chat this one's for you inhale inhale oh
god oh shit dude that wasn't even we what the fuck dude did you lace that shit
Am I gonna fucking die? Was it bent? Oh god, if I die give my stream to my friend Gerard
Oh shit, okay, I feel it now some good shit
Bro, you're not gonna get high from that
Sick bro, thanks this whole town finna know my name
Oh my god, I have spray paint now
Why is that always hoeing on me, man?
Bro!
Don't be honest, are you old bots?
Gerard, I'm almost out of 100 beers.
Bro, I've gotten banned twice now.
I'm close, though.
Yeah, why are you guys saying yes, like, what the f- what the fiddles fix?
656565, come on, almost there, bro, please.
Please, Kaden, we need to go to TwingeCon.
Alright, bye, guys, turn the stream off.
Outdoor store!
What the fuck?
Wait, buy Aaron a new toolbox or Snitch?
Nah, I'm just gonna Snitch on him.
I didn't save money for the viewbots.
I'm just gonna Snitch on him.
$20?
I'm just gonna snitch off of him.
Twenty dollars?
Twenty dollars? You got me geeked.
So this ramp.
Twenty dollars.
review box wait but how do I snitch though
yo can you find some new tools for me I think my boss
Jack can you post my stream on shreddit
what do you want kid just wanted to warn you about Aaron he forgot his tools
today and told me to keep it a secret. WSKETCH!
I had out of his mind.
Chad not getting on cases till like 8.
Aaron, the new guy? What did he forget?
His uh...
What was it? Chad, what did he forget?
Chad, what did he forget?
His laser.
He forgot his...
Good work, Chad.
...with me, a 17 year old, to buy him a new...
I knew I shouldn't have trusted that damn junkie.
And he had the nerve to try and...
He's going to get fired now!
This is a job, not a take-care center. Aaron, your ass is fired, Jack. You're on thin ice.
Six-seven!
Sorry, Jack.
who's this who's this who's this oh he's got fire what is that build what his
head is bigger than like his entire shoulders
Who's house is this?
You stream like a wash loser.
Bro, what?
What are these comments?
Commodity manager.
Hello?
Is there something wrong with the TV out there again?
The technicians said they fixed it.
So how come you get your own little office here when all the other employees have to share that shack outside?
Eat privacy to goon or something?
WOAH!
Well, I own and manage this community center.
The volunteer who works here get their separate offices, since our responsibilities are a little different.
Who's the most-
Yo, jelly peanut shut up, dude!
What can I do here?
I do have something you could do, actually.
Some guy has been harassing us constantly.
Who?
Would you tell him to stop?
He runs the office.
Yeah.
Bro, who do you think I am?
Your personal messenger?
No, I got you.
I got you.
Yo, anyone want to sponsor me?
Oh my god, we're almost there.
We're almost there, we're almost there, we're almost there!
WHOA!
Koreans were planning to invade us. They're watching us right now as we speak data wars. Heck. Yeah, right
Why would they want to watch you? You're not even a streamer. They're living among us and gather an Intel
I got guns here. Oh my god
Tori of how well we'd be able to protect ourselves
Bro say that again. They're living what?
Among us you've ever been to the community center across from there. It's run by
No, I told them to quit pointing their cameras at me, but they just lied and I sure why not
Content is c-
Stop, stop, stop.
What is this?
Chat, you gotta sub if you wanna keep the sub phone going.
Baraaaah!
Faster than my reserved employees.
Faster than my reserved employees.
That's the guy.
Hello, welcome to Maplewood Community Center. Do you need any help?
Question her or is her?
You can help my stream out. People love couples content. Yo, Mottz, change my title to L-
Oh, no. You look like you're still in high school and also I'm married. Do you actually need help with anything?
Yo, so I'm trying to learn about the world and shit. Where are you from?
Oh, well, I was born here, but my parents are from the Philippines. That's a funny question, though.
That dude running the outdoor store thinks you guys are Korean spies. That true?
what that is so typical of him he has been harassing us for a while now about
our cameras and just our general president no as I told you I'm not
Korean and I'm definitely not a sp...
Jacky you didn't sleep hey welcome to Maplewood Community Center yeah
yo bro just letting you know you're wasting this place this will make a
sex stream in-house or a casino that's actually pretty good idea we could host
There's some community gaming parties.
You're interested in volunteering?
Bro, I got a whole ass sub-a-thon to do.
Why are you asking me to volunteer?
Oh, uh, sorry.
Well, let me know if you need anything.
Yo, can I do a bet with you real quick?
My chat loves gambling content.
I bet you five bucks, I can guess your race.
Whoa!
You're on.
Everyone always gets this wrong.
What the f-
What?!
What?!
I
Know you look a little Mexican am I right not even close I'm from Myanmar you got the am right though
Yeah, so I was close pretty sure that what is this game?
You don't get a baby. You're safe
Hey, do you know I'm good. What's the other one?
It's not the one
Chat make sure to keep a tab open for me
check is this bad content?
that's my stream
What's the other employee, guys?
What's the other employee, chat, the rest?
I don't understand what is this nothing else
Return to the outdoor store
Well, that's OP
Chat anyone else skip. I don't know what he's what is this?
You check out those Koreans at the community center yet. They spy, right?
Yo, bro, I went over there and talked to them turns out
None of them are Korean, bro. I asked them and they're all from different places like the filler peens.
No! No! They're lying! That's all the commies do. This is why you gotta listen. We need to play their game. We need intel. Go over there and search through their documents, computers, whatever. We need to see what they're doing.
Alright, bro. I'll check it out. If you're right, maybe we can do a collab with Data Wars. That'd be content.
Bro, what the fuck is this mission, bro?
Search the computers?
Yo, chat, where should we look?
I just see a bunch of boys-
Open browser! Maybe someone was doodling on here.
Bro, this guy had twinge open on the job.
And he was watching did you mean?
What a f- Holy shit, look at his folder, chat.
Top secret, do not open.
He's gotta be the secret plans.
Which file you guys think it is?
What the fuck is that?
Let's do it straight up go in in the maple with community center
Yummy, yummy Justin!
Oh my god! Thank you and the P.L.O.L. for the don't know!
OOOO!
OOOO!
OOOO!
That's three OO's for you!
DUN BODY! DUN BODY!
We're almost there boys! We're almost there!
RANGE
I'm almost scared bro
You find anything on our communist computers yet?
Bro, I looked through their computers, you'll never guess what I found
I found orders from their supreme leader Kim Kardashian or whatever about their plans to destroy America
They're gonna start with your shop
Oh my god, it all makes sense
Alec Johnson was right about everything
That's it, we're putting an end to this
Go over there and knock out those-
WHAT?!
Can I shoot the cameras with those guns on the wall instead?
Well, skins look expensive. Case-hearted?
SCANTS GO REFERENCE!
SCANTS GO REFERENCE!
I've lind you one, kid, but I need to stock as many as I can for the impending war.
Guns are not for sale anymore.
Okay, fine. I'll take out the cameras. Chat, no snitches.
This kid is such a chud, bro!
Great cameras.
Shysam.
Wait, how do I get a gun, though?
Did he say, did he say?
Chat, am I boring?
Punch them, how?
How?
Oh.
So we're not gone.
Crazy you want to see crazy? I'll show you crazy you goddamn commies
Is that an M4A1?
Bro, it's so hard to get viewers dude. Oh my god
God!
Fuck!
I'm gonna get banned again, bro!
Shisa!
Buy it.
Wait, the view bots were 50 bucks though, right?
Wasn't it at 50 bucks?
Yeah, wasn't the view box 50 bucks?
your mods? Remove Automod? Yo! Automod is fucking me in the ass!
this GTA 6 what do you think bro is your brain lagging does this look like
GTA 6
does this look like fucking GTA
Gerard killed him almost there bro I promise
alright I gotta get rid of auto mod it keeps banning people we've already been
gun weird about it I don't know probably go to twins con shy stuff
I need months that aren't strict not strict not strict
am I a dead streamer guys there get high-fives I can he's not in the game
high-fives is it in the game 17 to go come on I'm so close daddy
Who's ha- doors this?
Hello?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I.
I who?
I just ran over your dog with my car.
Sorry bro.
What?
How did you run him over?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I just ran over your dog with my car. Sorry bro. What?
How did you run him over? What the fuck? What the fuck?
FAS!
Where the huzz at? Yo-ho!
No!
What the fuck? I got fans?
Fuck!
Wait up, can I just do this?
Wait, we're going to TwitchCon, boys.
We're going to TwitchCon.
Because look, I can just do this.
Look.
We're going to TwitchCon!
Chattanoom, I goaded.
Stop.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Stop?
Look at my peak viewers.
Look at my peak viewers.
Can you guys host me?
Yes!
Yes!
Gerard!
Gerard!
Yes!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Gerard, we're going to Twin Scots era!
Come here!
Come here.
Come here.
Come here!
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
What's up dude? Still dead streamer?
No look!
Bro, check out my stream stats. Broke a hundred just like I said I would.
Holy shit, let's fucking go! After Twinscon, you should move to Austin and join all the other Hunters of your Andes.
Anyway, ready to go?
Yes.
Let's do it bro. I'm all out of content here.
Alright, I'm gonna go peach out, we're going to Twinscon! Let's go!
I'm not sure if it's because I'm a little bit tired, but I'm going to go to bed now, so I'm going to go to bed now.
Guys, here we go!
Oh my god, pre-cinema, pre-cinema.
Dude, we're going bro!
Career's sinking fast, I can't watch this no more.
Hold the accurate.
Bro, we need, we need TVU.
Nah, we need to get out. I'm losing viewers.
Shisa!
Fuck! You're gonna have to stick an L right now, dude!
Follow me! I know what it is!
Shit, you guys don't have to app- It's not actually app-ing, it's just this!
Oh, my stream's app-ing at Twinscon!
Wait, no no no no, Girard, wait.
No!
Hurry wrapping!
Bro, this is like the dumbest game I've ever played in my life.
Bro this is like the dumbest game I've ever played in my life.
Shysa.
L productions.
We made it to Tringe Con, boys.
Lock in!
Sorry about that dude.
Did you lose many viewers?
I don't want to talk about it, bro. I'm a fucking dead streamer again
Nah, we had twinge con bro. This is the place the network those views you have were amateur numbers compared to what you'll get here
Trust me, bro. I
Now you spit in facts for real though. There's gonna be so much shit here for me to farm. I was tripping
I'm the fucking go
That's some non salon dreadhead energy right there. Yo, yeah, bro. This game is crazy, bro
Come on, come on.
Chat, should I save the Vod?
Don't wait up for me, dude.
I gotta get my badge and find some e-girls tourism.
Yo!
Fixed green screen?
E-girls?
Holy bass.
Literally you.
partner lion affiliates am I partner Chad am I partnered or no
twin staff here for my entry badge names Caden Brentley okay let's take a look
here hmm doesn't seem like you're partnered this is a partner line please
join the other line no I'm gonna lie about being partner watch this I am
though my application got accepted right before I got here must not have
come through yet good lie good lie you know I can see your account details
right you've never applied for raise her raise her raise her how about I apply to
be your partner then shoddy you looking like a whole doctor yeast meal do you
You wanna get banned from the convention?
Alright, relax.
I said, go to the other line.
Stop.
You violated the TOS.
Hey!
Hey!
Bro, this slide is long as fuck!
Slide is long!
Okay, the staff of finders, servers, partner, entry, all.
Go to the other line.
You ain't got no motion?
Bro
It's cut it's cut it's cut
Stop story stop story please. I need to get in there. I just lost like 200 viewers trying to get through the garage
Absolutely not back at a line
Speed I need this my mom is kind of homeless. I live with my dad. I want to help her out
It worked while you're trying not to laugh
You disrespectful as shit bro, why you laughing at me, bro?
Okay, fine. Here's your badge. You're free to go. Oh
My god, we made it to switch
Is that Ron?
That's Ron Veldingo!
I am shimming. You are also a twin shimmer?
No, I wanted to talk to Ron!
No, I'm not. It's an illusion, bro.
You've been smoking that good shit?
Yeah, that is Ron.
It wasn't a question.
I am here to network and help so taking a portion of your viewers for myself.
Get the fuck out of here, bro. You're already-
That's sunny! What the fuck?
You're already-
You're already-
You're already-
That's SUDDY! WHAT?!
Except.
Run! Run!
Wait.
RUN!
Oh my god
Yo Tyson big fan brah that was alpha as fuck
Is that it that's all the interaction is?
Tell her one wait
Tell her one wait
All right, this is all he fucking does!
Harry crack.
Pirate software?
Yes, I am very smart.
Smart about what?
Did he work at a- how much money did he say he works at Blizzard?
Everything, but mostly about game development. Indie games in particular.
Didn't you never finish your game?
What are you talking about?
Oh, oh god, I...
I think I'm going through my third puberty.
Oh yeah, your third, huh?
Yeah, this seems like a very real thing.
Your doctor definitely said that.
You better not give a fuck about the game, Ace Pup.
Dude, there's a fire in the building!
What? Move! Fire! Get out of my way!
Who's this?
It's him, it's him, it's him.
Yeah, it's this.
$50 or five viewers, that's such a bad deal.
It would put us in triple digits though.
Hell yeah, good choice, man.
Let me know if you want more.
Thank you, thank you.
My streamer's great and this I know.
I did not account for this.
Bro, but where are the huts?
Hey, you're streaming, aren't ya?
No, bro, fuck off.
No, no, no, you are.
The turn is so sick, man.
I'm just gonna fill the a to do I get a shot at no fuck off man go away
I'm not going anywhere. It's like at that shout out
Bro get off my dick. I'm leaving. Oh, I could just walk with you
No, you're not I'm going my chat to the funny
Stop my chest. I don't call me fine
Wait, I never told you my channel name
Yeah, don't
Hi, can I get a picture?
Sure, bro. Yo chat I'm famous. Yeah
Okay, fine. Take your picture read chat
I'm a few bot. Thanks
Do you want to take a picture with me, too? Jesus?
people staff can I help you yo what I got to do to get to the front of the
vampire line five bucks ten are you trying to bribe me yes so what do I
got to do to get to the front yeah what is this you know there's a fake break
Emote what?
Bro high-fives what is the point of this emote?
Why I like it
People aren't just gonna spam it
You put 10 bucks in my pocket and then go back to the line like everyone else okay deal deal deal
Do you have a deal?
Leave me alone
With those lines
She matters fuck
Yeah, she is
Bro, why don't you just lick your lips?
I'm sorry. I'm so excited to meet her.
What are you going to ask her when you meet her?
I'm going to show her some tricky dudes. Do you want to see them?
No!
Fuck no bro. Good luck with that though. I'm going to want to see the clip when you're at the top of LSF.
Hey! No cutting!
I'm not cutting. I'm just trying to get a better look at Vampirite.
right well then wait your turn i've been waiting two hours to see her she's so
bad bruh whoa stop me if i went up to kiss her bro this kid
what do you want you better not be asking to cut in front of me
may find shit what you doing waiting for someone as mid as halal you should be going out with me
Eww, no, a wall is 2,000 times hotter than you will ever be.
He's so sleeper, bruh. Always yapping about taxes or some shit.
Ugh, you just don't understand the complexity of his viewpoints in analysis.
What are his viewpoints?
His views are... he... I don't know yet.
Yeah, I have those views too.
Eww, it's not the same when you have them.
I said no cuddling!
Shut up!
I said no cuddling!
Yo!
I've been with me, I'm home.
I hope she likes my attributes.
Bro, what the fuck?
Hi, I'm Annie.
I'm a little bit nervous with some people right now, but if you just wait a minute, we
can take a selfie.
We'll take it more than just a selfie.
Why are the only options?
Where's her?
Or harass her?
What are you gonna finish your sentence?
Dude, chill, I was just trying to-
WHY ARE THOSE THE ONLY FUCKING OPTIONS?
Huh? Huh? What? You can't talk? Finish your sentence, bro.
Yo, okay, my bad. I didn't mean it. I'll-
Huh? What? You thought it's loser?
Did I? Huh? Huh? See-
Bro, shut it up! Oh my god!
Uh, she-
Good boy.
Now go wait before I break your neck.
What?
Yeah, the mask, yeah, yeah.
Yo, what up scheme? Big fan, bruh.
Oh, go ahead.
Say your jokes already, everyone else already has.
Who is this?
What you talking about, bruh? What the cooking you about?
Wait, you're not gonna joke about my mindchaps speedruns?
Who the fuck, bro?
Do you got any content for me?
Oh, wow.
You're straight as I take it.
Yeah, bro.
I streamed my entire life and I never turned it off.
I got, like, 5,000 viewers right now.
So, like, what do you do when you goon or have sex?
Do you go to a different platform?
I'm a minor!
I'm 17, bro. What means us?
Oh, shit. Yo, I didn't know. Anybody watching this, that was a joke.
Anyway, I got a big comeback stream planned for January.
I just hope they forgive me for the speedrunning shit.
But I'm scared they won't.
What speedrunning?
Cheated?
Huh?
Maybe you shouldn't have faked your speedruns, bro.
FAKE!
What's just gonna happen?
Dude, you think I wasn't gonna come clean about it eventually?
I was just doing it fuck you bro my content ain't fake like yours. I'm the realest in the game
I'm the realest in the game, cah damn bro. You got some brat energy for real. That's good
You need some real content no more mine shaft sleeper shit. I could give you some content
You know what that sounds good, man. I could use a friend in this this line is empty anyways
Let's get out of here here. Take this spare pass. Meet me at the partner lounge partner lounge
I'm a minor bro relax mine shaft meetup is
I spent 10k on this bad boy.
How'd you afford yours?
One ice cream, that's.
Bro, you're killing my stream right now.
Fuck off.
It's so exciting to be another droner.
Bro, shut up!
And, and, and these are all the stars.
You know, here are what you see.
You don't want any shit.
You know, right?
Hop into the fucking Ferrari.
Everybody, to 180 million fans
I
Flex on him dude, I'm your no I miss clicked I watched you in the uber watch days. Oh
My god
Man like holy shit
What the fuck do you even mean?
I got your house my mother fucking wrist, dude, okay
Get out of here! If they see me talking to you, they'll stop fucking with you. Trust me.
I don't know, bro. That sounds like coke.
Chad, isn't this CF inventory crazy?
Oh, so you are one of them. I gotta stop trusting people in this fucking industry dude.
Does that look the best one?
Fucking snakes, dude.
They're poor-star, poor-star, yeah!
Yo, what? Bro, what is this, bro?
bro what is this bro
yo bro so uh jack you're uh we know that ain't ever oh my god bro serious
sinner bro what yo what's up bro dude why are these the only fucking options
Yo, Santa, fine shit!
Bro, oh my god!
We have a fourth grade reading level.
Bro, who the fuck even are you?
Um, hello?
So, you trying to cosplay as my girl or what, Shadi?
Um, no thank you, that's kind of weird, dude.
Sorry, I don't know why I did that.
I just go rapping when I see a fine shit.
Okay, uh, bye.
Michael?
Now you- Hello. Nice to meet you.
Digi, I've been waiting for this moment my whole life. I wanted to ask you.
Can I take you out to dinner? Not the Fuse Boys, just us. How else can we become friends?
That's so nice. Yeah, maybe we can hit a nice Middle Eastern joint with the Fuse Boys sometime.
but my treat though.
Oh, air ball.
Hells yeah. W-Rizz, see chat?
Alright.
Four-star, four-star, yeah!
You're not supposed to be streaming in here, you know.
God, I'm so hot.
Huh?
Yo, bruh, so, uh, what's up with the houses?
Huh, are we debating?
Yeah, unless you're scared bro. What the fuck?
It's Tanner from high school
What do you think about Palestine trying to bomb innocent Israelis?
Yeah, wait, what is place what do you mean place I belong to the Jewish people what do you mean?
yeah
nabra
i'm with palestine
i'm trying to move there so i don't gotta pay rent
what are you talking about
it's free to live there dude
everyone always talks about how it's free palestine
typical freeloading commie
VAS!
So is that it everybody?
Soda Pop!
No, we're not doing this.
I just wanted to talk to you about World of Witchcraft.
What's your class?
Priest.
I play Priest.
Really?
My guilt's running low on healers actually. Want to join?
Yes.
Fuck yeah bro, I'm level a thousand right now. What?
scheme
Bro, but where's Ron? I
Want to see Roda here
Bro, no brawn
Ron down not in here
He's next level Shisa aura
Y'all that's 289!
The fuse house?
Bro that's the next level?
Bro I'm not in this game!
Go back.
Go back to who?
Oh yeah scheme season!
What is that, my hater?
Hey, quick, few questions for you if you have the time, my man.
Bro, fuck off, I don't want to be in your slip-slop video.
Why? It's just a fun video.
You're making me lose viewers, bro.
So, like, can I do the interview?
Crash out!
Bro, I don't want to do your fucking interview.
I'm trying to get to the part where I lost so many fucking viewers.
Bro, what is this game, bro?
We're skiing.
Yo, there he is.
Have you gotten a chance to talk with the partners here yet?
Yeah, bro. They didn't really want to talk, though.
Told you. I made sheet.
But I don't lie. All they care about is viewers.
By the way, are you streaming in here? You're not allowed to turn out.
I'm going to turn Seymouth lie.
My bad. Oh, all right, bro.
I'm turning it off now. There. Sick.
So you really want to become a streamer, right? Yes.
I can't. You and Lee. It's the only thing I want, bro.
Well, stick with me and only me.
Do you understand? I can make you the biggest streamer on the platform.
Except...
Fuck yeah dude, sounds dope!
Great, great.
What are you willing to do for it?
Because it won't be easy.
Anything...
I'll do anything bro, come on, tell me!
That is what I love to hear.
What do you say we meet at 9pm in my hotel and we can uh...
Discuss your career.
What type of daddy shit is that?
It is hotel?
Calm on and all the fun is ruined when you spell it out like that
Capitalized should I go should I go?
Spell it out for me bro. What what do you want? I want you
I want you and I to have just a little innocent fun I'll give you my hotel
room number and you can meet me there later what do you say oh you're done
for bozo the whole world's gonna know you're a pedo now right and who's gonna
believe you do you know how many people try to cancel me every day yeah
differences my stream was on this whole time
Got him got him what you told me your stream is off security security this
No guys, I just understood okay like when he said he was a miner. I thought he meant like my he might
Like I was trying to teach him speed running
Fucking famous
Sexually whoa
From a minor buddy
You're hard!
Bro, there you are. You ain't gonna believe it.
I just hit a clip of scheme trying to groom me.
I'm at the top of Shreddit.
No fucking way!
Really?
I'm so dead ass, bro.
Schemed up the fuck out when he realized that was my ticket out of dead streamer arc, bro.
Fuck moving to Austin.
We skipping straight to Austin.
Move to Los Angeles to the next level!
Wait, Robb!
Let's get the fuck out of here.
We finna start an LA streamer house and shit.
Yo.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bro, chat, I'm sad I'm not in the game.
I'm sad I'm not in the game, bro.
What a peak game.
You don't leave the house, though?
All right.
All right.
Stop.
I'm not getting it right. You're right.
I am not shot, Chad.
You're the same, I'm shot.
So I've been in LA for a year now?
Ugh, I have to. I've been hard-stuck, 3K subs, bruh.
Bro, that's good!
Fuck it. I gotta bring back the IRL.
Beep.
My chat is going fast now
Manage moderators
Bro they gotta put high-fives into the game
You're wrong it's gonna be a mod now
This guy's my first mod I gotta keep
Yo this guy's my first mod I gotta keep this guy
I got to give people who are negative strictness because then people don't get
banned whoa I got a new room I got a new room chat stop saying six seven
chat this content ain't free you know that bro now my goal is thirty thousand
holy fuck Marv subcated and guess what dude my subs jump from 800 and 1200 in
one week I need rent rents do so I'm gonna be rent bro your bald ass was late
on your shit by a week last time bro I just ordered a new sky sit ups thrown
yesterday give me till my next twinge pay tickets and I got you demand homeless
shelter bro okay okay dude chill I'm sponsoring this week I'll get you back
you better I bet it's not Marlon that does not look like Marlon that is look
anything like marvellan just because he has the eminence name no bro oh my god is
that sunny sunny yes what do you need I'm currently streaming my average years
have jumped from 1800 to 2200 in one week must be the southern nice listening
well recently listening posted a fortified victory around compilation
recently and hit 300,000 viewers today.
And if I wrap my sepathon early this week,
my viewers will probably make a shreddit post
about how it's a failure.
Yeah, I got a few collabs coming up too.
Not gonna straight up say who,
but all you're gonna know is that it's way bigger
than the one yesterday.
Kaisa and Emsus Mod hosted me
and it turned into an offline chat effectively.
Not what I expected, but I expect this to increase.
Okay, don't piss me off, bro.
Remember the rules.
You stay under my viewer account
or else we're gonna have a problem.
Where is high-bives bro?
Yo!
Where does kid's like 17?
Hello?
that scheme clip fuck off bro I got that clip on my own all you've been doing is
getting me sponsors setting up collabs another sellout bullshit yeah that
bullshit is the reason we got a house dumbass shut your ass up I heard the
president is visiting here soon that mall that opened across the street is
part of his bring-back jobs from India project or some shit what mall which
president is cletus cornwood still president fuck I'm so out of touch yeah
You're low you get fat anyway, but the prez is coming here for a grand opening in a week
You've got to get big enough to get an interview with him like how fucking hate Kate and Ross man
He's still my fucking name. How does this view count?
It's stacked dude. You've got to top his interview just handle the viewers part and I'll figure out the rest get 30k and I can sell the interview
That should be keep playing or get on see us your only option left is right wing grifter
You know of any good content I could start with
with bro yeah dude go start shitting them off where the homeless can't find our
house heard some shit about murder tapper on your phone keep trying to see us
yeah there's some credit for the twins come part was peak I'm not gonna lie
bro wait is this the fuse house
holy shit thinner why the fucking Gerard tell me you were across the street
Huh? Who's Gerard? You talking about stable Gerardo?
RUN!
Yo, can you say it? Say the word.
No, I don't like saying it.
Come on, I give you the pass. Say it.
Dude, what?
So, what are you doing out here?
This is the Fuse Clan House. I'm the newest honor I remember.
Bro, I know what it is. I'm asking you what you're doing out here at the door.
Um, they told me to stand out here and open the door for people.
Alright, do your job little sis. I'm trying to network with actual Fuse Clan members.
Hey! You better be fucking nice. I'm the one who decides to let you in or not.
Show me your social vain stats.
Alright, chill. Look, I'm pretty famous.
For a second, look at the phone! They gotta update the game a little bit.
not nice try you ain't got the cloud to be here
what
I'm out of subs I'm out of content
Is that run? It looks like run? Bro, how am I gonna get to 30,000?
I'm gonna get some 30,000, bro.
Go in the mall.
Worst 20 days ever, appreciate that, bro.
CF1?
Yeah, how you like that?
I'm 17!
Oh god, no.
I fucking knew it, man.
I fucking knew it.
Listen, he told me he was 18, okay?
What were you trying to do, huh?
What were you trying to do with that kid, you sick fuck?
I'm 17!
I'm 17!
I'm 17!
I'm 17!
I'm 17!
I'm 17!
I'm 17!
you sick fuck guys what is slip-slop tip-talk you were just gonna do some
slip-slop dances bro it wasn't nothing yeah you can dance with your cellmate
from now on pal man fucking won me back I'm gonna take these guys head chill I
was fucking with you I'm just a streamer big dog what we got the wrong guy
shit bro where do you see the guy was bro he ran he's open hell we're gonna
We're going to catch him with the axe!
Where is the peach tree?
This is peak! We're going to catch him!
Down bro, this shit's going to be content.
Alright, go flirt with some dudes and see if any of them are DTF. Give us the signal and we'll jump them.
Down to fluff?
Okay, yeah, this guy for real looks like a predator what I didn't hear you. Sorry. I had my ear buds in
Yeah, you know where I can find some
What do kids need?
School supplies like coloring books and shit
Coloring books. Hey him. Hey, maybe the bookstore over there. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
I have kids myself, but
Oh, so you're here checking out the mall and scoping out some prey, huh?
That way-
Whoa, whoa, what? You're the one who came up to me, kid.
Just get away. I don't want to be part of whatever this is.
Oh, so just because I came up to you means I want it?
You disgust me!
Like, Callie! This guy right here! He's trying to get away!
Is this actually a bit of stream?
Ha got you pal you think you can go around trying to get with little kids
He loved fuck yeah, dude. Thanks for helping us really needed an excuse to kick someone's ass today. That's good
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
You need you but yes, yes, bro. Why is this guy always up charging this guy is so annoying
Hello, welcome in are you a crack shot or are you looking the fuck did you just say to me asshole? Did you just assume my gender?
Yeah, see, I don't know where you've been studying, but that joke is only funny to Elon
Monk.
Ron, what, bruh, fuck is this place?
This is Stream Academy.
After the success of Streamer University and seeing how much demand there was, Kai Synapse
founded this franchise.
We have over 100 locations across the country.
one teaching students how to succeed as a streamer with our hands interested yeah
maybe you guys could teach me a little something can I start today sure can we've
got our enroll units like I bet I'm kidding Brent put my name down for
today's classes okay Kaden since you're not fixing Kpc your ship you're on the
eligible to do our spurs currently once you have enough viewers you can take the
additional premium course for now I've enrolled you in our stand
Professor
Okay
You will learn the fundamentals of streaming and at the end specialized in a part of your choosing to expedite your growth
We shall waste no time. So pay close to the five years
Textbooks to unit one and chart a comedy the fundamentals of funny. Is this gonna be on the test
We've not yet begun sir. Any of you the student who interrupted me. What's your name?
I'm Caden Brantley bruh top streamer in LA all right the world. I'm sure mr. Brantley. What does it mean to be funny?
What are these options, bro?
Can we go up yes at a second or I've not heard of it room for these nuts in your mouth
Impressive, but sometimes simpler is better after decades of research
We have developed a couple simple equations that are peak comedy write this down
equation number one random equals funny
Somehow this tickles the average brain dead viewer, which is what you need to understand 99% of your viewers are treat them as
Okay, so like I could say wait what I'm new
Holds up spork. My name is Katie, but you can call me the penguin of doom
Maybe this is too difficult for a first lesson. Let's start with the second fundamental equation of comedy a bit easier to grasp
Equation number two loud equals funny
Loud you mean like this bro. How did I lose again almost but your drone's audio quality is too high a fidelity
Therefore you must opt for some more appropriate equipment
Aka your mic is ass. For your first assignment, you will purchase the lowest quality headset
mic you can find. Then come back here and I'll administer your first exam.
You. Wait, what the fuck?
Watch, how to get it on CS, bro. That was good progress though, eh?
Good progress, good progress? How do I save? How do I save?
How do I save? How do I save?
Sleep?
Chad, that's a clip.
Where's my house?
How do you sleep?
How do you sleep?
Oh, there's my house.
Resist the urge to crash out?
I'm gonna dock you for what?
Badamana, manamana.
No, not this house, the other one.
How do I sleep?
Here I am, this is my house.
I'm getting out, yes, I just got to save my progress.
Bazaara!
Can I not save progress?
Is he watching the stream?
What the fuck is my room?
Alright.
GG I guess.
This is the only available bath.
Guys, what do you mean CTE?
None of these work.
I'm actually about to like fucking lose it.
Alright, check one.
You're broke behind the stairs
There you may just keep clicking it no, let's sit here cuz I you guys call me dumb, so let's see how dumb I am
Upstairs
Oh my god, you got it you got it have us show me have us you got
I mean that game is pretty good. It is kind of slop. But that game is okay. That game
is okay. Alright! Cases in 30 minutes! In order to get good case luck, we need to actually
play the game bro. Those are the rules. I'm gonna, I have time for one game. We're almost
100 hours by the way. We have time for one game, we shit on everybody, and then we get
seven golds.
Meh.
Watch the clip from the Yukon game.
Bust.
95 hours of cases. No, I don't have 95 hours of cases, bro. I probably have, like, like
I gotta be close to getting premiered.
One level of mine, one level of mine, one level of mine.
Me, clique.
High five, there's no way I'm level six, right?
There's no way I'm level six, right?
Yukon clip?
What do you mean Yukon?
Is it bad?
You can't clip?
On Twitter?
Is it bad?
What happened?
Yeah, what happened?
UConn clip?
Bad game winner?
Voss?
How much did you put it up?
UConn game winner? Apex win. IT'S IN THE TITLE!
I'm scared of DMCA. Oh, you're right, Revash.
Bro, it's in the title, bro! It's in the title!
Bro, we have a... wait, am I level 6?
Wait, so what level do I have to be for premiere?
What level 10?
Bro, how am I level 6 and I played like 20 games?
10?
Oh my god, we got it unlocked premiere.
Bro, but we've only played like fucking,
we've only played like fucking 20 games.
How many levels six?
I feel like I'd be higher.
It's because you're ass, Jinxie.
Thanks, bro, appreciate you.
Well, we got time for one game
and then we grab cases.
Let's go.
And guys, we got two hours of cases, bro.
So if we don't get something good,
I don't fucking feel it.
I don't know.
It's gonna be our biggest case of what we've ever did. Duke lost to Yukon on a 19-point
comeback with a game winner. Shiesa. Really, bro? Yeah, we got on Apex at 10, and we got
on Case at 8. That game's pretty good, but it is slop. Like, it's the most, like, horribly
the engineered game ever.
Crazy buzzer beater? Yeah, but chat, I don't know if I can watch it though because of DMCA. I might get copyrighted.
Yes, Dusty! Dusty! Yes!
Chat, I'm only queuing dust in my brain rot, but I'm good as fuck at this map, but I'm so fucking good at this map!
I'm actually gross at this map, but legitimately gross.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, okay?
Wait, if this guy doesn't ready up, I'm actually gonna be so fucking pissed.
Bro, ready up, please. Bro, ready up. You have gotta be fucking kidding me.
You have GOT TO BE FUCKING KILLING ME!
SilverOne says he's gross. Yeah, you're saying SilverOne as if, like, I had any other option.
Bro, I have one majority in my games. What break am I supposed to be, ass wipe?
Bro this doesn't even matter because my premier rank is all that matters so much premier rank is going to be high as fuck.
Better be up better be up better be up better be up better be up better be up better be up.
Wait for chat in premier can you pick the maps or no you can't pick.
Can you pick or no?
I'm going to off the fuck out of somebody.
Okay, nevermind.
I just immediately get off.
Great start, GenC.
Yo bro, it's warm up, bro.
Yo team, let's lock in, guys.
Alright, let's get it, Jinxy.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Lock it. Let's go.
Oh! All I gotta do is drop 20 kills this game, and I'm gonna get 5 golds.
Well, I hear my sense feels to me, you're blocking me, are you crazy?
Why does everybody do this in this fucking game?
They just stand on!
I just sold a 4k! I just sold a 4k!
What do you mean L camper? What am I supposed to do? Just hand out kills?
Road 4k first first round
Crouching with a glock low. Oh, yeah, aren't you supposed to jump with glock?
With that could have been an ace
I'm an entry fragger
Yeah, bomb shouldn't go near BBB right there.
Freak out on three, two, one.
If you can flank back to A, it's clear.
Sorry about that, I cannot flank back to A, I'm sorry.
God!
Bro, I shot this guy in the fucking ears!
I just sold out, I'm gonna have to...
What about the fuser though?
What about the fuser guys?
Look guys, what is beta?
Beta? What is that?
Bad name, bro.
My aim was not that bad.
Play 4-3 Jinxy, it's how you get good.
Is that citizen?
Bro, but I like how this looks.
This looks clean.
Yo, I'm not even kidding.
He's gonna be camping the fuser.
like one he's probably gonna be close right if I had to guess so I say where
he's gonna be and then I say where he's gonna be and you run at him with a
flashback
I'm getting lost
I said where he's going to be I said where he's going to be man
What the fuck?
Anything Jinxy where should we go?
What do you guys want?
I like to go mid and then cut to A, I think it's OP
Alright mid, cut to A
FAMAS!
They have an F2 in this game!
They have an F2?
Yeah!
It's burst though.
I don't know why it's burst.
Is that a 4k?
Bro, I still haven't got an 8 though.
So is that a 4k bro? I still haven't got an ace though
This what I mean chat I'm not actually sober yeah, let's do it. Let's go ahead. Let's go
I'm gonna go get the map up
Are they all A?
Two are A
Can I come through mid?
Yeah mid's clear
Alright, they won't be clear
here we go. Let's just go to B. Let's just go to B. Let's just go to B. Let's just go
to B. Let's just go to B. Yeah, be there. You're sure they're both A. You're sure.
You're sure. There's one on A. I don't know about the other. I'll call him when he's
I'm gonna save that.
I'm gonna get some pension.
Bishop boys, don't peek that, just play bad now.
Alright, lock in Jinx.
throw it in the back
tunnel, tunnel
why do you go slow when you get shot? what is that?
you're faking it
there's a way
why do you go slow when you're getting shot? what is that?
I don't know, I'm not picking up any weapons
What the fuck is that? That's so stupid and pointless.
Such a bad thing to have in a game.
Why would you limit movement?
Realism! Don't get me started on that!
Yeah guys, it's a botlaw because I'm 9 and 2, yeah.
You guys rather die than give me credit.
come in plant come in plant
come on
wait we don't have the bomb
no
I don't even know that we don't have the bomb though
That guy's probably on mom
Stack up and shoot
Stay close left, close left
yeah I'm just I'm just I'm just talented I'm just talented bro
8k for somebody who wants that 8k.
You're a great teammate.
Guys, I told you we can't let him off.
No way, I'm actually in a game with Jynxie, this is nuts.
Nice to meet you bro.
Oh
Lower mid on the box lower mid I think on the box. I think on the under the box like under you
shots
that
nice guys
bruh I actually kinda like the AWP but it's like if I don't get challenged at mid I'm just
like if I have an AK I'm literally destroying that guy
do you know what I mean? if I miss one AWP shot close range I'm dead
Bro, I don't know if I like the AWP, bro.
The AK is cheaper and way more versatile.
Nice, guys.
Okay, do you guys know what I mean now? Do you know what I mean?
Bro, it's like if I don't get that long-range fight that I want, I'm just sitting here with a fucking AWP.
But AK, it's like every fight I like.
I like every fight with AKs.
If there's not a single fight I don't like.
Like that round I spent more money and then lost cuz of it.
How do you lose that with a shotgun?
Come in plant, come in plant.
SHIT!
Under the bridge like in spot he's one HP
Did you just wall bang him through concrete?
I think so, I'm not sure how to-
Bro, what?!
This game is nothing like Siege.
Bro, he just wall banged him through concrete.
Did you see that, chat?
What the fuck was that?
Gimme cheaters.
Hacks!
One's ready to be tunnels.
Tunnel, tunnel, tunnel, strong.
I'm fucking fucking dead.
I'm gross, bro!
I'm fucking gross!
I'm the best level 6 in the history of this fucking game!
Fuck!
I was a game playing boys.
Dude, I think just mid to A every time, but stack, stack.
Now I hate pushing the tunnel and I hate pushing long mid to A mid to A.
What we gotta do is trade each other's jets and we'll win.
There's not going to be enough of that.
Stack with me, stack, stack, stack.
Where are they?
Oh, look, they're coming.
one
jigs i'm gonna flash a lead
flash a three
w
comes in pat now
we haven't gone long bro I I don't know man I'm kind of like a mood the
fighting in CS bro it just feels so good compared to Valorant like Valorant
I just don't even know what I'm dying to get like I think what I learned the
abilities I like Valorant fighting too but like I don't know the abilities man
fucking pussy! That's his first kill of the game. He's one and eight!
That's trade.
Now if I try to kill me out, if you're a new player on Valorant, like...
You're dying to like, birds, dogs, uh, uh, uh, fucking portals, fucking...
I don't even know but like
Yes, it's like oh, I got flashbang. Oh, I got grenade. Oh, I lost the gun play
Of course this guy's first kill is a shotgun
No, you're just a dumbass.
Nah, I just feel like Valorant, it's like I died in the most gimmicky stupid shit ever.
In CS, when I die, it's like, oh, I just got shit on, like, into the next round.
But I think once I learn the shit in Valorant, I like it more.
It's like CJ kind of, CJ died there's so much gunner for shit.
Keep watching.
Huge.
They can't handle the 8 push boys.
Oh my god.
Yeah, damn daddy.
Deathmatch.
There's one gonna come from Cat.
I'm blended.
This is why you're so bad. This is why you're losing yo beef line
We fit a every time and you're hiding in a corner on B
Like I'll just take the win broncher and try to kill
Hiding in a corner like that only works if I get killed warning
One's under we don't know where other guys
I'm never doing that again your ass at this game
I think I'm the best level six in the history of this game ever
Not alive jakey, I thought it was a fake person for a while then I had to pull up your twitch now you're dead from you
I love it how we done the same route every time these guys have it adjusted
in one time
I love it how we've done the same route every time
plant the bomba
plant the bomba plant the bomba
I have cat somebody old long somebody old CT
CT
I love this game like that
I love this game did Randy Orrindon mother fucker job actually gonna drop my
kill record maybe not though cuz they're not gonna let it be round
bro I would never ever do this good in battle at EVER
I think this is the best people
there's something to be done
janky holy
janky might be a guy that isn't a pistol
I got bomb here
I'm actually fucking disgusting
I'm just not gonna fucking get it
Bro the first guy got absolutely finger-plastic
Don't ever peek me
Well I think I'm gonna send gift to dad
I'm gonna send gift to dad
I'm gonna send gift to dad
I'm gonna send gift to dad
wow they give it a 10 gift a daddy bro 21 in 6 2000 damage holy shit
all the fucking hop up you're such a pussy hey mom down here as well I do
They like hit tons pretty hard night. Oh, wait, you guys are pop. Let's go
Yeah, we're locked in don't worry about the whole team is going positive. This is a dominant game. I've ever seen
All right, it's not a league. It's just some control panel thing. I don't know what that is
Good positioning equals pussy
Boggles I understand that you're like entire life is dedicated to just making me miserable
Buggles, it's not good positioning equals pussy, it's, that's the same exact guy who shot gun me.
That guy literally is just a bitch.
He just sits close and hopes you, oh no.
Oh my god, these dudes.
Good shot!
Yo, Bobbles, I promise, like, you're not funny!
It's not about good positioning, but it's the fact that the guy who's using shotgun
is hiding on the box.
Yo, if these guys showed any resistance whatsoever, I think I could've dropped 30.
I'm not even kidding.
But they showed zero resistance, so the game's gonna end so fast.
Literally, literally.
Bro, I could have actually dropped 30.
Is that an AWP?
Doesn't look like it was.
Another one, Kat.
Oh, he's dead.
Thanks, you follow.
I'm telling you bro like a lot of people that play CS are just like Chad's bro. I don't know
This is a very Chad game.
Yo, 24 and 7, that is my best game ever.
Best game ever, dead ass.
First, we play one more and then do cases.
I played so good Chad!
Should we do one more?
One more?
Guys, I played so good.
Lord Gaven needs me to have one more good game.
One more than cases?
Or should we do cases?
I mean, we did just go 24 and 7. You know what? Let's do cases.
Look, it's not going to get any better than 24 and 7. It's only going to get worse than that.
Gaben, I just went 24 and 7.
Bless me, Gaben! Please!
Chema de go tinkle. High-vives, let's go, baby.
Case is turned. Moth the fuck in!
Moth got a prediction. Will Jinxie get a gold?
From a case.
you
.
Yeah, it was pretty good for my lobby.
Am I a prodigy, bro?
What?
They just added these AI lobbies, so newer people don't get discouraged, so pretty good.
Oh, it was a bot lobby.
Yeah.
It's it's PvE. So basically your team is newer players and then you're facing robots
Say what I know say what I I was sitting there jumping up and down screaming at going 24 and 7 and I was going against AI
No, I'm joking, but you were going against a six-year-old guy that just got off work and he's probably three beers deep
That made, but look high-fives, I run shit, bro.
24 and 7.
Yeah.
High-fives, they're going to blast my cases, bro.
They're going to blast my cases high-fives.
Because you played so well?
24 and 7, bro.
I was going to play another one,
but I'm like, wait, I just had a 3KD.
It's not getting any better than that.
Wait, can we sell the knives?
High-fives.
Yeah, I'm looking.
High-fives, thank you, high-fives, thank you.
I'm excited sell all the knives and we're ripping cake to go all night
Okay, yeah, no worries. I'll I'll do that right now
Yeah, what you tell them looks hand check
Should we sell this butterfly you use?
No, why would we sell the only thing?
How much of a lot of money it's a lot of money you can't resist
I
Was in the trade of 700 no cuz they're gonna take a tax these greedy bastards
Let me see how much you make yeah, let me see how much you make so seven seventy my god
But hide my chat should but thank you should we but are you playing good because you look good see
It's like a boring butterfly knife
Yeah, but if you go in with this fucking kitchen knife, then what are you going to do?
Also, you're right.
Sell everything but our butterfly.
Tell them you're responsible.
Hide my cell every night we own besides our butterfly daddy.
Yeah.
We are we off to the seven day cooldown?
Surely, surely, surely, surely, surely, surely.
So you got to you got to accept this.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no problem, bro.
I
Alright, alright, alright, alright steam steam steam steam steam steam steam steam steam. Hi guys. You're so cute, bro
No, chat. We're not selling one one three, bro. That's his first night. If you can't sell that
Yeah, you actually can't hi guys, bro. How you been? You've been good?
Well, I've been I've been doing good. I've been doing good. It's chilling
I can't open the face of some I'm watching guys bro. I did it
nice
Now hi guys, what did you think of my apex legend skill?
But you know what fuck that noise bro it was I was good at apex. It's just I didn't know anything like energy ammo
Purple shield. It's a lot. It's a lot
But bro tonight. I'm gonna be locked because I actually know more stuff and I'm pretty sure case. I know it's a lot
I'm gonna be locked tonight. I'm telling
Bro chat have y'all heard about that game hell divers to I
Heard that game is fucking Pete chat. Y'all know what I'm talking about
How about I approved it by the way
I've heard of that game is fucking generational.
Well, my voice is fucked.
It's okay.
Okay, let me hide screen and then chat in hell.
That was two.
Can't there be like a thousand people in a server?
I'm not even kidding.
Right yet. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah, bro. My, what do you want to buy? Uh, you're the
huge. Hi, guys, the huge, the huge, sweet mother of pearl. Okay. We do have a lot of
money to play with that.
I think so. You're actually decent at CS. Thank you. Yo, hi, guys. Tell it to me.
Yeah, no bullshit. No rage bait. Hi, guys, am I the best level six you've ever seen in your life?
Or you're a natural you're a natural gamer. Also, I am very impressed because you've never played
m&k like a day in your life and you just picked up the game and then you're doing
chat. I use controller, bro. Guys, once I get the
I'm gonna be what is it facing level 10?
I'm gonna go blow in CS bro, I don't know what to say, not like okay CS is actually
fun as fuck bro, I was shitting on people, hi guys, you know when you get a headshot
in CS and he goes, how's it going?
Yeah, it's very satisfying, no?
Oh, I want a nut, I want a nut!
Very satisfying do nothing more satisfying than the suppressed pistol head shot chat nothing literally nothing
Nothing more satisfying
Do we mean huh retweet it just fucking retweet it bro. It's satisfying a shit
Call squishy yeah, but guys guys look at these cases bro
Bro for 40 cases. It's 244 dollars
And they don't give a shit
It's fine bro look dude we got we have as we got cases till 10 if we run low on funds
We could just do dreams if you want, but brother. Yeah, so cheers
How much have we invested we should have
Wait, no, bro. We should have we have like
After this what do you mean guys which is not even live he's not live
after this we'll have like just over a thousand okay we're gonna spend our entire wall
today I saw profit profit I can feel it no profit profit profit profit profit
has to be has to be all right you're good to go squishy said squishy said I'm
stream but I'm always down for cases squishy get yeah he's twisted bro he's
He's twisted just like us, without a mind.
Get your ass in there, bro.
All right.
I was just watching the 24 and 7 game.
He's twisted, Chysa.
yo why call me who's calling you I call you yeah why call me no I didn't I'm
busy you need to fix your hairline dude thanks bro happy Sunday to you too
bro you're not gonna affect me today I just went 24 and 7 and CS nothing good
affect me literally nice uh squishy squishy hello I just went 24 and 7 and
yes bro I mean holy fuck this guy's dragging this more than fucking 23
years Jesus Christ bro but it's not a drag because it was 10 minutes ago it's
not a we get it bro it's not a drag bro it's texture mom actually getting
better this I'll literally text my mom right now
squidy the thing is bro I saw David is not gonna give me gold if I go negative
I figured it out bro I cracked the code but I just went 24 oh you say I serious
saying you have to do well I
said you're saying yeah.
Bumble.
Literally, bro.
Alright, so are we good to go?
Boys are ready boys.
Yeah, this has to be tonight
because we have a lot of money to spend.
Who's laughing?
Why is there already laughter?
I went 2 and 21.
We were saying it in chat, it's so fun.
Oh, shit.
I'm trying to get this positive energy flowing. Why is the chat saying two and twenty one also squishy your 70 v
You know, uh, Jinxie actually vape on stream today to the emo. No, you didn't kidding not kidding
Yeah
When you see this vape break emo to the chat, it's literally AI
you think this is AI bro I mean that looks real to me looks damning that holy
yeah relax on the big man damn if you got this camera on if you're at the
cam was on how much isn't how vape clouds look buddy this like some cartoon
shit I mean it's a emo bro it's right in front of us yeah but squishy just
cuz it's an emo doesn't mean that it's real bro it's clearly a you gotta be on
I'll look up for all that shit nowadays.
I would say, yeah, OK.
First case of the day, this is going
to set the tone for the entire case opening.
Oh.
Gold.
Gold.
It's going to crash.
It's going to set the tone for the.
It's a blue.
It's a fucking blue.
It's fine.
Because this is the first chroma of the day.
And now this is going to set the tone for the entire case
opening.
OK.
This is gonna be a gold. Gold. Gold.
Well that's interesting. I got a bad bogey in and both.
That's not bad actually.
You could win the 10 gifts in W, you could win the chat.
Not bad. Our most common skin probably.
Oregon skin.
Yup.
It's okay because this is the third case and now this is gonna set the tone.
I feel like we're doing a gold again now.
Gotta be on track for that.
I think the tone is set
Okay, wow, bro Dixie how was somehow able to see how much money I've spent on steam like exactly the amount
How much I don't know how
$16,000
Holy fuck
The bet there's no way you're up right yours is no fucking way you're up
What's your inventory?
What's your inventory?
Well, basically, I don't know if you've heard this before, but I have a factory-new gamadoplar phase 2.
You told me 9 times this week!
You told me 9 times this week!
What is the total inventory worth, I must?
Let me look.
Team...
Look at the prediction. 50% of the chat saying I'm with a case of gold!
Tell me what you spent on cases. Is that what you spent on CS in general?
My inventory is worth $6,241.
So even though you're lucky, you're still down 10 cats.
Vazalraat.
That sounds like CS.
People put it in my chat, says I'm gonna chase the gold.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, what is that?
Oh, my god.
Please, I will suck a fucking dick.
That is not true.
That is not true.
Shies, how'd you know?
We have it.
How'd you know?
How'd you know?
It's very dark, bro.
Like, look at it.
It's not very shiny.
Yeah, you see that it's very dirty. It's not there's no scratches. I love it. Wow. It's very dirty
No, I don't go fuck how much it goes for
No, it was fishy fuck it train up on him train up on him train up on him
Turn it about him turn it about him turn it about him huge world looking good
potentially our best stars ever
Yeah
Yeah, come on. Let's go. That's our clue. That's all we need to pick up like a great start
Wait, so squishy then one you are yesterday
Yes, bro. Yes, you put it forward in the final but so good Lee or a pretty big Casey
NIP so NIP beat case. There's a lot of like chaos on our energy just lost to the only team right now and the qualifiers whole
Sponsorship is going on bro. Wait, I thought about the team that won the major. That could have been us. That team actually
Yeah, I'm gonna get like
We got a lot of places like a lot of places in this event. It's really weird. I don't know what the fuck is going on
It's really weird right now, but I don't know if you want to watch the major games
But if you do bro, like it's gonna be chaotic
When is it? When is it? When is it?
Ah, let me look.
It doesn't need perms.
No.
Actually, no.
Oh!
Not bad!
Yeah.
Wait, when you say major, do you mean land or online? Land, right?
Land. Remember when we watched last time? The big major?
At a...Machs, I think it was?
Oh, yeah!
So, who's the player for that?
Ah, this one's in Paris, bro. So it's gonna be cinema.
Oh, my god.
Wait, that would be cinema because all the-
Yeah, it's because Xen and all that?
Xen and Xen
It's um, May?
Client
Oh no
Wait, May?
We're on EF
Once it-
18?
What are you saying?
What's an April?
Oh, oh, oh
We're next one
I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure
Chad, do you think I'm gonna score?
What do you all think?
In the charity match, what do you all think?
Fallzy, Fallzy, Fallzy
No, fuck no
Hell no
Absolutely not
Yes
That's all right, that's all right
Yeah, that's far
How much fodder are we looking at right now?
Uh
Three reds, right?
My crazy
Like, but like
Yeah, but like
My crazy
Like but like yeah, we can look let's look after this jinx. All right, so try to have that red that we just got
It's easy as well. Yeah, he's true
How do you say that idiot? Uh, he's tried up. Yeah, you straight up contract. Oh
Guys
So we have three. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm tradable I'm tradable
Yeah, well not untradable, but do you want that collection?
No, I'm not sure no M4 is definitely untradable at the Glock though. You know I'm saying buddy. Yeah, no, I'm not trade it
I'm not sure
Okay, we're gonna get bro. We're calma
Hi, guys. Yeah, yeah
We're gonna get those
I
Think things one position. Are you playing a match? No, um, I think striker or winged probably striker
Actually, yeah
I'll strike her in the wing.
Okay, okay, okay.
You're warmed up now.
I don't know why Jack's saying Bench.
I'm not going to play Bench.
I'm going to score 18 fucking gold.
Who's the goalie?
You know how the goalie is here again?
The goalie I'm against is Scats, bro.
Oh, you played good last year, right?
I played a song.
I was mad at the match last year.
Actually, yeah, yeah.
I put the whole room up.
Holy fuck.
Scat was like the reason why we won.
Literally!
I didn't watch the whole thing last time, I'm gonna watch the whole thing this year, but...
This year's gonna be set in my brow.
Squishy, I'm gonna score, bro.
Squishy, do you have a pick for the celebration?
Of course, bro.
Pick it! Pick it! Pick it! Pick it!
Oh, that's not bad.
That's hard, man.
Pick the celebration. I'll do it. I'll do it.
Whatever you say.
Do the... Do the...
Cropalmer, bro.
That's like destiny, bro.
That's pretty copalmer.
Okay.
So, Squishy, if I score, you want me to do the copalmer.
I got you.
Yes, I got you. Yeah, I would say that we're not a one but like that's taking my speed at the light
Yeah, yeah, true true your message like big
One or one right races off his jersey one point into the crowd. That was when he literally went off
We'll be like don't do like
I don't know, I don't know, I can't really think of a celebration because I think, with
all the adrenaline, also I'll probably have an erection if I score, someone's gonna let
the moment take over.
Did you do a backflip or not, like a thumpflip?
I can do a backflip, I cannot do a backflip, I'll break my neck and die.
I could do a cartwheel though.
That'd be a trick though.
That'd be a trick though.
Not bad, not bad.
It just time really flies, bro.
Fuck!
We got a header ready.
Even if you go 105 cases, brah, you're already hit.
Oh shit.
What gun did we just get, by the way?
What you talking about, lettuce?
What gun did we just get?
no no no no where's it at it's cool up there we go
I stole it and said that go go go go that is gold though
We'll take it
I know but keep the spirit high man
God, I smell it right now!
Can we get a stat check? Is it possible or is that thing broken?
A stat?
Bro, I think we opened so many of, like, lags itself out.
I'm not even kidding, it's bad.
Bro, like, I feel like it's built for 400 or 600 lives, though.
Chill! Relax!
Dice, dice, that's negative energy. We don't want to hear that shit.
Well, it's negative if you look at it that way. I'm saying we're close to the goal.
What other way is there to look at it though other than like oh we haven't got a golden
500 cases?
Yeah.
Guys suck.
All right we gotta fuck off with the origami this is an eight dollar case I mean I mean
come on.
I'm expecting eight dollars and fifty cents and I'm getting a four cents again every time.
This is highway robbery!
Don't you dare oh my god.
Dude really good trade up fodder right now.
Actually think about, no, no, guys, actually think about it.
$8.50 case, and I'm just getting $0.04 game.
How's the squeakle?
How's the squeakle?
How?
How?
This is it right here.
You must feel like an idiot right now.
But I like the energy, though.
I like the energy.
Hi, guys.
Are you athletic?
Absolutely. Have you seen me?
I've never seen you in action.
This guy is blowing like a pretzel.
He's not an athletic.
By the way, I towered over this guy on TwitchCon.
I had to look down to this guy.
I had to look down to this guy.
I had to shoot him in the shoulder.
What?
Not good.
Bro, how much is like $5.99?
Nope.
$5.11.
What's your best sport?
Oh, well, basically I was a Star Wide Receiver, uh, Limebacker.
I can't even keep a straight line.
I'm sorry, my laugh.
You're 95 now, soaking black, bro.
You were not a Star Wide Receiver.
You were not a Star Wide Receiver.
That was cool.
What the hell's going on here?
Look at me.
You're a kicker, Star Kicker.
Okay.
Alright, can you see if let's flip the question to you, bro?
What kind of sports did you play in high school?
Oh, I played football.
I played golf. I played wrestling. Um, you played wrestling. I played. Yeah. I played
golf. I played wrestling. I played, um, I played football. Yeah, I remember. What was
your best?
Football?
Football.
Football is in like soccer. That's what we thought of around here. Yo, hey, hey, yeah.
Football, football is in football, buddy. And we're out of keys. Shut up.
So you want to tell, like, switch to your stats while I get these keys?
You were the star player on the team, right?
Well, switch to yours, I think.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
The thing about my high school stats is the chat says I had two goals in four years when that's not the stat.
I had two goals for assists in one season.
I don't know why they say those are the stats.
As a striker.
Yep, two goals in four years.
I can see my shit
You have clips if clips your gameplay when you're there you go, bro
Let me show you squishy come here you want all right. Yeah, he's gonna bring up the one fucking disney land
Tournament where it was a mickey mouse win. Also, he didn't touch the field for like 90% of the game
Bro, you know a couple of things
No, no, no a couple of things here
Here we go, here we go.
Oh yeah, let's show that one.
First video, I like that one.
No, we're not doing this.
I don't know why this is happening to us.
Here's me, here's me, here's me, here's me.
Okay.
Oh, here he goes.
So mind you, hold it up.
This is me when I was eight.
Listen, I was eight years old.
See bro, all right.
Let me break this down.
Chad, it's not here he go,
actually listen to what I'm saying.
So let me give you a little bit of fodder here, bro.
A little bit of background.
This tournament is the ESPN wide world of sports tournament.
This is the most competitive tournament in Florida
for eight year olds.
Literally.
We had the out of the wise that have been laughing.
We were the number two team in the state of Florida.
Watch this.
So I'm number 10.
You'll see me at a second, right there.
That's me, bro.
That's me.
Yeah.
Terrible shot.
Oh my God.
Just give me the ball.
I don't know why I didn't whip it and give me that he should probably should have whipped it. It's just spotted you
Should have spotted you up now. Here we go. Here we go
Mind you. These are not my highlights. Okay. These are this guy's highlights. So his dad
Let's stop laughing
his dad
Was doing highlights, right? His dad was doing highlights. Yeah, for him. So my highlights snuck through because of how good I was
Here's me. Here's me. Here's me. That's him. That's him. That's him. That's him
Remember this is 6v6 so there's no off sides horrible ball
Here's me in training cover it up here
But the one thing here we go night game. We already missed my first goal. Sorry. This moves pretty fast. Let me go back
We already missed my first goal here we go and
Okay, wait, maybe we didn't miss it. Where you I'm number 10. Oh, where are you? I really can't find you
Where am I slotting it into the fucking key?
I'm fucking scoring buddy
look chat look and
Bommel
Look at this and one touch. How's your first time? It's tennis actually actually good. Not bad
But look notice how I don't celebrate because it's natural
I don't give a fuck like I don't care you've been there before I don't settle
Oh, okay, never mind. I did a twirl. Besides the point, bro, it doesn't matter because at the end of the day, it's a goal.
Why is the chat saying AI? Guys, this video is 12 years ago. This is an AI.
My next goal was in this night game. Remember, I probably had like realistically nine goals, but because this is his highlights, I don't show up.
My goals only show up when he assists me. Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'll clarify.
Tell him how much I've scored.
It's actually pretty impressive, yeah.
Yeah, three goals in his highlights like I was mocking this kid
Elf physicality see me personally I would have shoulder-checked this kid into the fucking floor
We got physicality is this
No, seriously analyze this kid wrong definitely my
What is this? Oh, that was clean see this kid was good this kid played in Europe after this
wait hold up i'm coming up okay good go good go wow good go good go my team was good bro our
team was good that's what i'm saying that you're celebrating in the back here i am here i am here
i am what were you saying hi wise i are hi wise without how much this is what we call positioning
right this is what we call positioning watch this fatty yeah where am i chat and with messy wannabe
bros close. Oh, I literally placed it in a spot where man
ball noir is not saving it like this. Yeah. That's just good
football, bro. Let's just go football. So pretty good. Pretty
good. And guess what, bro? When I get back from England, I'm
gonna have a one hour mixtape. Wait, wait, Joe. So what so
So what happened after that, like, what happened in high school, middle school?
I was good at middle school, good at high school.
I took six years off of the game, flew to England, jet lagged, and then tricked, and
then everybody made fun of me.
It's cool though, bro.
Falsy, palsy, bro, peak that eight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, peak that eight.
Guys, what happens when you take six years off of school, y'all, is you get watched.
this year I'm gonna be locked excuses no no no no no excuses chat I've been
training for three months and I'm flying to England a week before the game
passion all right let's go no more excuse let's say no more excuses I swear if
you don't get anything yeah I swear if we don't get anything we have to we have
I need to be like start gaming like having a game
What do you mean?
Like like you're into sports, right?
Like when did you start like when the gaming kind of take over like so basically what happened?
I didn't know if I ever said this back story
So my first ever dream to ever do was I wanted to be a pro footballer, right when I was like a kid
I mean, that was good in my dream
But then I didn't hit puberty till I was 17
So I was playing right wing. I was 4 foot 9 and I was 16 years old
And there was kids that had mustaches and were driving to practice who were basically just
So I said fuck this
I'm quitting this and I'm playing games because if I play games
It doesn't matter if I'm short tall skinny fat smart or dumb if I play the game I'll mug people
and I thought yeah holy beta shut the fuck up now I obviously ended up hitting
puberty Jack how are we all we know how to do it
you said you didn't hit everybody till 16 I feel like that's not 17 I feel like
that's not normal bro I'm gonna be honest yeah yeah it's not normal that's
what that's what I said in the story their left back would be like five foot
11 with a mustache and I was four foot nine.
So I quit.
Go, go, go, go.
Yes, you know, he also played basketball.
Oh, did you know why you didn't mention that?
Since we're doing it, let's go to basketball.
Well, you're good at basketball.
He was a great passer somewhat.
I think there's literally one highlight wait. Oh, yeah, I'm here. I'm sure no no here. I am here. I am
The fuck is that prime Jinx? He was
Hold up, I can find a video it's not
It's not even a leak anymore. It's not even a leak. This
Oh
My god, I'm gonna have an aneurysm. I'm having years
It's not a leak. It's not a leak. You're forced disgusting shut up. Why are some people saying you're actually good?
I thought I was saying you're actually good actually good at basketball
No way. I'll show you I'll show you. Yeah, Chad. This is my school that already got leaked a thousand times
Ready ready
The check for
Nothing's leaked guys. Not it is already leaked. It's already leaked bro. All right. Here's my team. Okay
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So this video is pretty underground. This is 10 years ago.
Jack, this is me in middle school. Okay.
This is me in middle school. Okay. This has music. I remember. Let me do this.
Do this. Do this. Do this. Do this. Do this.
Jack, this is me in middle school. Now.
Let me say a couple of things. Class of 2020. That's me. So, Jack,
people are already laughing the video as we started chat in middle school there
is a thing called fifth quarter I was not a first second third or fourth
quarter player I was a fifth quarter I was a now the reason why it wasn't
because of my skills it was because of my height I was about four foot eight in
middle school now see what number are you? I'm really starting
left. You'll see me in a second. You'll see me. So we're just
get now chat. I was number 12. Look, all these kids have hit
puberty by this time. I did not. I was a late bloomer. Look,
here's our second string point guard. I was our third string.
I'm coming in right here. There I am. Holy shit. That is
Well, right as I've got to tell him the shortest guy in the field
Couple of things I want to say now you might be like jinxi your fifth quarter. How are you in while the game's not in the fifth quarter?
We lost this game. I believe it was 59 to seven
Yeah, 59 to seven. We had the worst basketball team in the county
We have a winning record in basketball since the 90s. So chat. We were losing so bad
Our coach was like shout out to him by the way our coach was like fuck it get in their neck
So here's me. Yeah, here's me now. Let's analyze. All right. I'm coming wait wait wait wait wait and
Boom, I'm in here is me everybody focused on number three. Yeah, okay. Okay. There's a star player
All right
Look at the high five back.
Look at high five.
Your team's like, I'm giving it up.
Look, my team's giving up.
But look at me.
Look at me.
Right here.
You're going to see me.
Full stride.
Full speed.
Look at me.
Oh.
Shice.
Bad defense.
They're pounding over you.
Wait, they're actually.
They're actually.
They're grown men.
You're like a little.
Did you call Iso here?
Did you call Iso?
So in this play, right?
Yeah.
The play is going to be a little bit more difficult.
in this play right um the play we were running was we were losing by 40 points so I said you know
what I'm gonna do something the other team hasn't seen yet and I've seen Mugsy Bogues
Travis because Mugsy Bogues my inspiration he was five foot seven in the NBA I'm four foot eight
in middle school so I did something I saw Mugsy Bogues do
I got the steel look look look look look look look look look look look I got it I got the
I think there's an undiscovered detail here. As soon as you did that your coach turned around and stopped watching
He turned around and stopped watching
Yes
No, just watch just watch wait, okay
It was looking for your replacement I think bro
Oh, sweet.
Jesus.
We were the worst team in the district, bro.
What do you want me to say?
Now, wait, hold it up.
I just like bleeped.
Let's break down other people.
Team A, open three-pointer, airballs, and then our center,
who's like, look, I'm doing the three-point simple.
Wait, look at me, look at me, look at me.
Look, my teammate shoots, look at what I do.
What
Yeah, okay, oh I got and I got plucked so yep
I got instantly pulled back out and there I am right back on the right there
Bro, I only had two plays that ass how many points you get
Zero bro. Oh our team had seven. What do you mean? How many did I get?
I thought maybe you carried a bit I got four points or something did I bad zero points zero rebounds two minutes
Okay, wait hold it up
Kind of come back in
Okay, I always come back on defense though. What am I guarding?
I think you're out of position right now, bro.
Look, I'm calling for the ball.
Team's ignoring me.
teammate runs out of bounds, throws it to them.
Bro, the team we were playing was the best team in the district,
and we were the worst team.
They had like a 6'5 center in fucking seventh grade.
Yeah, I mean, they look giant, bro.
Are you still in?
I think I got pulled out again.
And there's the...
We love your pearl.
And that is...
That is my middle school team.
59-7, y'all.
We got absolutely shitkin'
Alright, let's lock in. Let's go.
So, no, I'm not good at basketball.
But then again, I was undersized, dude.
Yeah, I did that. I did that.
It's my...
It's my...
Oh my...
Oh my god.
And that's a blue.
Bro if that balls dropped earlier, I probably would have been really lethal
Bro Chad it affects everything though guys, but because I never hit puberty right?
I uh never like girls wouldn't even talk to me bro
No, it's not funny. Bro girls were taller than me. I was like a sophomore and there were girls towering over me
I was like four foot nine
Yeah, I'm just shoving mockers. No
Bro, but chat listen
Sophomore year, I was like four-foot ten. So I was bad at sports and I was like woman repellent
No girl would talk to me about it was
Hey guys, where the gold sat like that was all front and off but where the gold I
Don't know. We have to take a little break
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Right here, it's gonna be, go.
Or got me.
Rats, we need a rat, rat, rat.
Can we go on a two man but with no girls?
Boggles, boggles, get your life together, bro.
I'm not dating you
It's looking like we need music boys, yeah, holy shit, bro, holy shit, holy shit
The bottle should sit on switch all day and rage rate. Yes, bro
Yes
I
Purple not bad. He's not
Bro, I see you all the time. Why can't I get them though?
I'm picking my boogers chat.
Oh, bro.
It was like the shortest like modern day NBA player.
Random thought.
I don't know.
I mean the last short one that was good was Isaiah Thomas on the south.
Yeah.
He was nasty.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
Yuki how tall is that? Yeah, Yuki
Five seven five seven Wow
You could have done it. I thought we were now match. Hey, I could have done it bro. I'm like a fat
I was okay
My actual height bro. If I'm gonna be dead after like my actual height is like five ten and a half
510 and a half? Okay.
How is that count, Chad? I'm literally 510.
Hi, Mike. You met me. I'm 510, right?
510, probably. Yeah.
Again, I tower over you. I don't know why we have to, like, go over this.
You literally, literally are like a pretzel around here.
go go um no i'm panin i'm i need to kill some
i'm gonna cut the bullshit i thought i was taller dude no bro
We have the golds!
These are eight dollar cases for Christ's Sakes!
Yo, if we do all these recipes cases and there's no reds or golds...
Wait, if we have our box, I would beat the living piss out of you, bro.
You realize that, right?
Hi guys, what's your weight? Don't lie, don't hesitate.
Oh, like 150? Something?
We have a...
Brother, brother, brother, brother, I'm like one piece of shit.
I'm not gonna see my ribs, bro.
Yeah, bro, I'm sorry I don't eat fucking Domino's pizza every day.
My bad, bro.
I haven't ate Domino's pizza in a month!
Literally, I've never eaten pizza in a film season.
Literally.
What? Jesus.
Why's the chat tracking 59 to 7?
Yo, chat, y'all can type 59 to 7?
Y'all are acting like you guys have never lost a friggin' basketball game before.
We've all lost a basketball game, guys.
Are you ever on the bad scores?
I don't know why, bro.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
I just always have like the worst case scenario happen in any competitive event.
What is that?
2 in 21.
59 in 7.
Not bad, bro. You wrecked it up.
Honestly, David, that second kill saved you.
1 in 21 is a lot worse during the drill, everyone.
That second kill is like...
I know, I know.
I was getting steam splat, but nobody cares.
No one cares about that either.
I was getting sniped into a plenium!
Yeah, that felt good.
I got to the same guy 18 times.
He was hiding behind boxes like a freak.
Squishy, squishy, squishy.
I'm actually playing battle ring with a one second delay
and there's a guy just hawking you around.
Oh, no, bro.
That's why, that's the only issue with those games.
And like BRs too, if you don't have delay, it's like...
Bro, and here's the thing.
Do you think that nobody talks about Squishy?
Brother.
Oh my god, there's a new there's a new email. There's a new email in your chat. Oh my god.
Let's go bro. Yeah. Okay. I have a feeling I know what it is. Maybe got a refresh. Yeah,
Yeah, let me refresh slash refresh maybe yeah slash refresh
Yep go oh, maybe don't have the setting on oh because oh there it is
This is just an insane level of hatred
You're so cute. Hey, there's one positive guy. Thank you, man. Look, it's a wall of this.
There's one guy. Thank you. I appreciate it, bro. Honestly, this is giving me the idea
at this point. There's what and then there's people saying fuck you. Okay.
Little robot show your wrestling highlights. Yo, Chad, I'm going to be honest.
Holy shit. Oh, you've got to be close. Those are awesome. Yeah, you're actually a wrestling
Let's well lucky. I did one wrestling event
I'll explain what happened. So my freshman year of high school. I was four foot like nine
Like what 93 pounds the lowest weight in wrestling was
110 I believe it was like 109 or 105 or something like that
My first ever wrestling event ever I
Went against this kid. It was tall as fuck, but the skinniest kid ever and well, I'm not lying
He choked me out and submitted me and I cried and never did it one again guys
I went oh and one broke bro wrestling suck because you had to wear a cup and like my balls just felt uncomfortable. I
Swear to God that is what happened
Oh one add that one to
But yeah
one in the break.
You should say something about Valorant.
Okay.
Yeah.
So here's the thing.
CSGO, what's it called?
Not really CS, I mean kind of CS, but not really.
Bro, Impact Legends, great game.
Fortnite, great game.
Here's the thing.
How do you stream it?
Like literally, Rocket League?
Yeah.
You can't get sniped.
Like yeah, you can get Q sniped.
But it's not like you can snipe you in Rocket League.
They don't get an advantage.
Yeah.
They don't get an advantage.
There's no advantage.
Unless there's some work, unless there's some work, that's all.
Yeah, that's what it's for.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, if I can't see them, I don't know if they can just mirror you.
Yeah.
Hey, Jason, we hate you.
Go.
No, those games are all about info, bro.
If you got, you have all that info for free, it's like, what do you do?
Yeah, I'm not gonna buy.
Snipey can see us, it's pretty open as well.
Yeah, block out your radar.
Well, even if I save you, you just get like,
I'm fucking spam sniping that like I feel like you have to
The whole lobby drop on them wait
If he's in the warehouse if he's in the warehouse, yeah
No
I think it was like clicks and like no delay on a 4 die game
I thought it's like years ago, bro
And he has like fucking the whole the entire lobby look around on this fucking this spot of the map like how do you play?
How do you play the game?
When he gets back from the World Cup
That clip is insane
Shut it up and talk about it!
I'm not sure, classic.
Bro, there was like 50 people in his house.
Like, not at his landing location, like, in his house.
I was trying to, like, distract ourselves, but, um...
Yeah, we're okay, we gotta get used to going.
You two, rest in peace, guys.
I know the set!
Not bad.
Shawty is a meanie, meanie, meanie, meanie, more lover
Shawty is a meanie, meanie, meanie, meanie, more lover
Whoa
Let me tell you what you're missing
I asked you to check out the fourth in PUBG clip
Uh, guys, what happened to the cases?
Yeah.
So, I don't know.
Any VR with no delay is just like,
here we just get inside.
Yeah.
You literally cannot stream about a royale without a delay.
It's not even possible.
It's probably the worst type of game to stream,
literally, just because of Snide thing.
Yeah.
I can't think of a worse game.
Let's see how we did.
Yo, I think the worst stream snide I've ever experienced
was that one Skybase clip I've had.
Where the guy crashed with my ramp in the storm
and shotgun me.
That was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life
Also, there was multiple where they just sat in the storm
Waited for you to build up and you fill up and then they just broke you at the bottom off for tonight all for that
Brother squishy. I had a one month arc where I like played for tonight every day to try to win a sky base
Imagine that stream sniping a sky base. They just shoot the ramp, but I ended up winning. It was fucking or I'm not coming on
I got shot down squishy and I was falling and I sniped a guy, I'm not kidding, that's
probably one.
Damn, on controller?
Yes, shut the fuck up loser, all right, yo, let's get the mods going in here.
Have you played like Outer Ranging?
Outer Ranging?
Outer Ranging?
Outer Ranging?
Yeah, I played Outer Ranging.
Oh, okay, those games are good, those games are really fun because you can't get sniped
in.
It's just offline, there's no sniping.
Yeah, yeah.
And the hardest fuck like you actually challenge look at that hooker look at that hooker guys
Why do you have any of those jinx? Do you do the millennia fight?
Yes, I beat every boss in other ring. I beat every boss. Okay. Jinxie. Do you want to spam dreams and nightmares or one more round of?
from us
As we're at chromis chromis no dreams
So chromis is gonna take a big chunk. I think we just go dreams
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I can play.
Good dreams, bro.
Dreams, dreams, dreams, dreams, dreams, dreams, dreams, dreams.
Dreams, dreams, dreams, dreams, dreams, dreams, dreams, dreams.
Oh, that content king game is actually really good.
Yeah, that game is peak.
So, uh, Squishy, what are the odds that we score?
So, uh, Squishy, what are the odds that we score against a charity match, bro?
The odds?
I'm gonna, okay.
I've had some of the tiktoks come up, were you training and stuff, like, I mean, you
look like you've been locked in, bro.
If I had to bet, if I was a betting man, I would say you score one goal, minimum, minimum.
I would, I would say you score a goal.
Thank you, bro.
You know, sketch well, bro.
I feel like you'll like, you'll like, you'll like, you know how he has to, you know, you
know, you know, you just have to be like, he's seen the training, you know what I'm saying?
Yo, chat, can we run a poll?
will I score in the charity match?
Yes or no?
Runnipole, said it's literally in two weeks.
Poled it, poled it, poled it, poled it, poled it, poled it.
Play War Thunder, Jinxie, I love you, pass.
Bro, play the finals, bro, what is the finals, bro?
Is it like Apex?
Geez, how do I describe that game?
Lacey is playing instead of sketch in that.
Voss?
No way.
Wait a minute.
How do I describe the finals?
It's a BR, you load in, there's different classes.
There's like lights, which you can move really fast.
There's tanks in which you don't move fast at all.
And you're really, you have a lot of health.
and
Every like
Wall is destructible
It's not a VR. What are you saying, bro?
I don't know what it is bro. I thought it was a VR. I find
It's not a VR interesting bull. Okay, so chat and what is it 47% of the chat is saying yes
Oh, it's a 3v3 v3v3 nice
nice. All right, we're gonna re-nut you there 3d 3d 3d 3d 3d. So wait, it's not it's not
a um, no. No, like everything's destructible. So you have like grenades and and RPGs and
shit. Interesting. Interesting. All right, we have dreams right dreams dreams dreams.
Yeah, yeah, 80 drink, 80.
Yo, squishy, have you ever played League of Legends before, squishy?
Never, bro.
I've never played League of Legends.
I think I've played it one time.
Last?
I've never played League of Legends.
It's too much for my, like, people, like, my PCI sparring, bro.
This is one of those games that, like, has so many characters,
like, so much counterplay and game sense.
Like, specifically, game sense.
He's going to lead just play, like, one or two guys for the most part.
And I'm saying it's like it's really like overwhelming to get into because there's so many people
You know what I mean? But yeah, you are right, but not just the people then you have to you
You have to know like the items to buy the items to upgrade. Yeah, like just knowledge gap, right?
Which she's right away has a big knowledge gap, but that can be a good thing
I heard the all the all chat in these is like the worst
Like the team chat
Like some of the most toxic means, like if you have a bad teammate it affects everything like if your teammate
This is what I understand of me. If your teammate is getting like shit on in a lane. It's gonna affect every other lane
Because like somebody can get overpowered and like destroy you doesn't I also love it. I'm up when you die
I'm pretty sure yes
So like if you're playing like top lane and someone else playing top lane and you've died to the guy like fucking seven times
and you've never killed him he's gonna be OP as shit and then no one's gonna be able to kill him
so then he's gonna run over every lane and just fuck you in the ass
Which literally sounds unbearable. So I'm back teammate you're correct. Which is why most game players hate their life. Yes
Bro my brothers two main games are League of Legends and Rust
He liked to spy on me.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Bro.
I don't know anyone that's happy playing those games, bro.
I've never met someone that's like actually happy playing those games.
This is like a fiction.
This is like a fiction.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Yeah, I know we need music.
Oh my god, guys.
All right, I gotta get out of here.
YouTube, I'm sorry guys.
I don't know.
This is horrifying.
This is awful.
I gotta get out of here. YouTube, I'm sorry guys. I don't know. This is horrifying. This is awful.
Quick in the chat! Don't be quick in the chat. YouTube, we're on Twitch, all right?
Save me. Bieber. Justin Bieber, save me. What is this video? Stoppin' is not that good at Siege.
All right
Yo, this guy's got to be rage-bathing right? What is this? What if I just uncovered wait the YouTube comments make a video?
It's true, bro. It's Jesus trolling. It's drip. He's trolling
Come on a rage-bates out of a boss
I'm not even gonna give that video attention
I
I'll put it right over here.
Yo, Jinxie, Jinxie.
What's up?
You might have to pause the video.
I just got an email from my business email that says, it's from Link.
Yes, he says, Jinxie's wrestling video and he links it.
Click it.
Say you swear to God he has it.
No way.
Please say you swear to God he has it.
Wait.
Hold on.
It's me, Brad.
I've never even watched this
Hmm nine years ago does that sound correct?
Wait, are you being dead ass? I'm being dead ass. Does it look like me in the video? It might be me. Let me see. I don't know. It has 86 views
What's the name of the video I'll tell you it's me
Hold on. I'm about to put it on your desk
Yeah, I'm at the Sunday to you and be I'm no no no no no no someone's not but nine years ago wait that does sound right
Lucky, look at the ends of the games. Oh
My god
How did he find it? Oh my god
This is me
I swear to God, this is me.
Zephyr Hills, this is the school we play against all the time.
Oh my God.
This is the kid.
This is the kid.
See how lanky he was?
Brother.
So you get submitted in the fight.
Wait, what trunks are you in?
What trunks?
I'm purple.
I'm purple.
Listen, this is like, Jack, let me give you guys a bunch of background before I say it's
only a middle off.
This was my first and last wrestling match ever.
I quit wrestling after this.
I cried in the car.
All right?
Weight class.
This is one, I think, 105.
And I was 90 pounds.
Are we ready?
I'm in the car.
One minute.
I'm in the car.
Madame.
Yeah?
All right, back up.
Up and out.
Hold on.
Stand up.
See, look it out.
This kid in the chair.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
This kid was a cheat code because he was like six foot tall in the lowest weight class.
He was like Slenderman.
coach bro pull to your arm back Nick that's my coach
don't worry I'm also
I remember I wanted to jump this kid in the parking lot how is that legal say
Hey, that's legal!
Hey, hey, hey!
Okay, back up! Back up and face him! There you go! Back up!
Wait, the video's gonna end?
There it is! There you go!
You know what I got submitted in five seconds, right?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Alright, and I did.
Hey, W Lucas, bro, you shut the fuck up. Fuck Lucas. Yeah. So chat after this, I never
wrestled again and I quit illegal. Wait, but chat, any wrestlers in the chat? Holy shit.
Oh, let me wrapped up like a fucking gordita. Yeah, we got to my.
Yeah, any wrestlers in here is this legal? I'm 90% sure you can't drive your elbow into
somebody's had. Is that legal? You can't do that. It's illegal. The elbow is illegal.
Yeah, so look, I have some drunk raps. Look at this drunk idiot, but it's higher anyone.
Oh, first, that's your face. Okay, back up. It is legal. Yeah, but I just think I wasn't
even that bad at wrestling. Look at this kid's height. I'm going against Slenderman. This
is my only wrestling match ever. This was a good move by him though. I'm not gonna lie.
This was the start of the end. Bro, I can't believe I got submitted in this position in
five seconds. Look, he was able to twist me. That's just brute force, bro. See, I tried
I tried to spin out, I tried to spin out, see me chat, I got so much fight, but then I just came up here.
Hey, so respectable fight for me bro, I'm gonna say.
Yeah, I mean, I'm going against Giannis Anticopo. I mean brother, look at this fucking dude.
You weren't lying, like your description of this is like spot on.
Oh, I can't believe somebody found this. Yo Lucas, I don't know how he does.
I mean, guys, this is the lowest weight class in freshman wrestling.
And this kid is basically five nine.
Shiasa, bro, I don't know.
Chat. Is there any other media?
I think the others know media made my high school golf picture.
I think that's already leaked check Twitter though.
That's got to be definitely check.
Let me see it. Let me see.
I remember that. I remember that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Jinx T, but I haven't seen that in like three years.
I'm not going to lie.
But I told you, I didn't cap.
I played all these sports.
I just quit all of them.
The only sport I played through high school was football.
Wait, here I am.
Here I am.
No, no, no.
Scheisse, Jinxie High School golf yearbook.
It was your book.
I know it's on TikTok.
It'll be.
What is this?
What do you mean another wrestling match another wrestling match?
Is this another one?
I thought I only played one.
No, I don't remember doing another one.
Are you sure it's me?
It has the same title, but I don't know.
Lucky I only did one.
Is this it?
What is this?
This isn't you?
I don't even remember if I won or lost this so in this round this is two minutes more
cinema so let me explain if y'all know how wrestling works bro um but this was an event
though so I'm actually confused I'm pretty sure we were wrestling to see who represents
that weight class and I'm sure I lost look here we go I like this cuz it
show it shows the full thing
you're gonna say we need a win here
look at the forward look at the forward look at the forward
don't be afraid Nick wait that wasn't my dad that was not my dad
Wait, who said Mr. Freight, shut the fuck up!
Oh, Nick's afraid.
What for one second in, I'm feeling it out!
What?
Don't be afraid, Nick.
Braumlack and Lido, beating and wrestling takes like courage, dude.
Chat, you basically get like, physically dominated in front of like 40 random strangers.
It takes a lot of courage.
This is a very chad sport.
turn around but that's literally me that's literally me I wonder what Devin's
doing now this kid was like my best friend on the Revelling
wrestling what am I doing what am I doing nice step over I'm getting worked
I'm getting blurbs. Oh my god
You like smoking pot, I'm not here to watch the rest
Cameraman Jesus Christ
This Devin kid was such a Chad I hated wrestling and this is like my best friend in the wrestling team
I literally looks like I'm giving him back shots. Yeah
Wrestling is there's a lot of zesty moments, bro. I
Was laughing I have felt nuts on my forehead before in
Unshaved balls on my face
What?
What?
Brother, how did I lose control?
Wait, wait a minute!
Take down!
Wow, that looks pretty good.
Fast.
He just overcommitted.
Yeah, it went way over.
I overcommitted, just like broccoli.
Oh, no, he's almost reversing them.
Pull them over, you nick!
Fast.
Pull them over!
Keep that arm in your leg!
I'm getting worked up.
What the hell are you doing?
It's not a pen if you have control!
All right, this is your code saying this.
0 and 2.
And then we would shake hands just more of the humiliation ritual.
Look, right here, I remember this now. Yep, right here. I took off my ankle brace. I said,
yep, never again. And bro, I was never seen again. Yeah, Jynx, you know what this reminds me of,
bro you're like the real life version of
diarrhea of the wimpy kid when he goes to
fucking Russell
i'm not even sleeping
bro that's me bro yeah look that's
literally me oh my god ninth grade
jing see
oh my god just so underdeveloped look at
me chat
i was not ready for this y'all
Taking off my headgear
Somebody type W Bolch. Hey, bro. My my balls didn't even drop yet
This is what you were looking like bro, you're out there looking good, bro
I don't know where you put it Hesley, but you gained 10 pounds join the bulldog class
So my wrestling tape reminds you of this
I'm glad you're having fun, bro.
Yeah, so no, I did two wrestling matches then, lost both, never wrestled it again.
I did golf, freshman and sophomore year, and then I did football, junior and senior year.
Bro, is there any way we could find the football footage chat from high school, please, somebody
find it.
I don't think there, no, but nobody recorded games because nobody cared about soccer in
US, bro.
Nobody recorded games, bro.
Let me know if you find a soccer game bro, please.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Are you like more of a facilitator, G?
Like you're more passive.
I just put the ball in the net, bro. Period.
Oh, you put the ball in the net. Okay guys.
I know, I know, but how about I said that stat line as a striker.
Yeah, two, I wasn't a striker. I was right mid.
I had two goals.
I had two goals for assists in like a eight game season. I was like a god
But my my chat said I had two goals in four seasons. I don't know. They just
multiply by four
It's respectable for me filter
Yeah, it's good stats! Like, butter, just look at these Premier League efficiency, bro.
If you were a striker, I would be like a little concerned probably, but...
Some guy said, I got three in one game, LOL.
Yeah, but he's probably a striker.
He's probably a fucking striker, bro.
Did you fall about? No, because I wasn't jet lagged and I wasn't off the sport for six years.
Yo, chat!
If you think I'm gonna fall in England, you're literally stupid.
Guys, I didn't play the sport for six years, guys, and then got an eight-hour flight.
And then played two days later.
Guys, I've been training for three months.
I'm not gonna fall, are you guys?
No!
It's not how life works.
Have you ever been to here before?
No, I've never even been out of the country before that.
Really?
I could see your car with that light, man.
I want a sketlight!
I'm not making it up!
No, no, actually, because when I first went to here, I was falling in.
in flight bro that's why I'm getting to England a week I'm gonna go pee these
cases are never healing up I'm not a dick in my ass
I'll do what I first when I first went to Europe for like a RLCS event I felt
like shit I didn't realize how much the time change would affect you takes like
a few days to get used to it.
Have you been to Europe?
How about us?
No, I have not.
Are you playing on it?
Are you got a big trouble?
Yeah.
No, I'm a trouble guy.
I can go.
It's got to be a bit out there.
I hate flying.
I hate flying.
But like it's something that like it's cool to go to.
I don't mind it.
I don't mind it.
Really?
A lot of people, I don't know.
That's like probably the most like 50-50.
Yeah, ask people.
Some people hate this build.
Like actually like it.
Relaxing.
Let me just open a case.
shit.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Hear me out hear me out hear me out hear me out hear me out chat y'all see this
Who knows what this is, Jack?
This is a fucking karambit.
If I open a case with a karambit, I'm gonna get a karambit.
Do you know what I'm saying, Jack?
Look.
Ready?
Tell me this isn't fucking genius.
Hi, guys.
This is not smart.
This is pretty good.
Karambit.
See, like, that would have gone fucking aura.
Like, that just would have been aura, dude.
All right.
See, like that would have been fucking aura. Like that just would have been aura, dude.
Alright, ready?
Karambit.
Can you even get a Karambit out of this case, Hybel?
Um, no.
Wait, what?
At least you can't get a Karambit out of this case, bro.
The Butterfly case.
You can't even get a fucking Karambit out of this?
What about promos?
Yeah.
You didn't buy any promos.
bro chroma's are too expensive bro
I hate the max win
hey guys we're not gonna get out of this hole with a butterfly dude
we're not gonna get out of this hole with a butterfly
and bro butterfly gets up the hole bro
how much is it? how much is it? like 12?
like 10 plus 10 plus yeah yeah
bro that would get us out of a hole
I mean it actually wouldn't but it would get us close
you gotta hit two of them you gotta hit two of them
hey guys what is the hole now like 20,000 probably
yeah yeah
I'm like 17,000 bro. I got a
No, I think it's like
We've been saying 16,000 for like a week now, but let's have the shit right what again
Is there a way to look or no?
Yeah, I'm gonna look
Well, you can actually find the exact amount of money I've invested it bro, please find that please find that please find that
Oh
I might have just broken glass
All right, all right, you want me to after this case after this case
We're gonna get an actual number hit the penny right here
Do you understand? You're gonna be able to go exactly how much money I spent those. Yes, that's yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. So the penny has mine. How?
My account data
Um, I think it's purchase history below. Yeah, what do you think it's gonna be it's it's gotta be over 15k
I know that for a fact. I think it's I think it's a 20k, bro
I'm going to say like 20 K.
External funds used
Okay, so yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say like 20k
Scan to your crush
Yeah
Am I not in hello
Yeah, you gotta go to the app and scan it. Yeah, like are you in the steam app? Yeah. Yeah. What do I do? Well, maybe we just log in. I don't know what.
Bro, I don't even know if I know my steam password. Hi, sir. It's the screen black
Yep
Bro, I don't know if I know my steam password
I have like a tamp data
Is my counting is easy it is just jinx you right?
Yep, I even have the screen was on they wouldn't be able to see it anyways
Please work. Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm surprised. I need my password. Wow.
It's gonna be second in approve. Okay. Approve. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now. Oh my god. Oh wait.
Wait, where's it at external funds used? Wait, this isn't it
Wait
Wait, it says $600 you can always find your full list of purchases here
Yeah, add it up that thing I did this before no way no way no way. No, let's add it up. Let's do it. Let's
That's fucking good.
I got, let's go to the bottom of this.
You can just do it like a general,
like it don't do like the exact,
just the like the others.
No, let's get the exact fucking thing.
Exact number, okay.
That's a lot of digits, are you sure?
Somebody grab a calculator and I'll just list them out.
Are we sure there's a leak anything though?
Oh my God.
Oh, Jincy.
Holy fuck.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Bro, wait, is that in?
money and the plus on the right is what's the first one right here no oh my god this is the
first ever purchase that was on March oh my god that's disgusting when you look at it like that
i'm not gonna lie Jesus bro i need to see there has to be a way month 13 sweet mother of pearl
guys I'm gonna vomit on my desk wait can we show Chad doesn't make anything
right uh-huh to the government don't know if you care not a care about that bro we
have us could I show her now um sure yeah how does your total man how'd you find
I don't know it just comes out like it's very
All right chat so
Here it is I click steam right here it is guys. This is every dollar. I've ever spent on CS go
Starting right now someone in the chat keep track one person's get a calculator
All right every dollar I've ever spent on CS go starts right here
uh 437
okay wait wait wait how'd it run i think i found a way found a way nice screen set up
uh it's actually worse than i thought i think
no it should be right here
it's uh maybe it's kind of for me it's right there
I
Realize like look this is what mine looks like
After the puke I just saw on my screen
That is a look look
I'll kind of
I'll show you what my screen looks like. I think it has to just
Let me black out some things and make sure nothing's leaked.
Look, let me see ours. Yeah.
Here, here, here.
Bro, why does it might come up? I don't know, whatever, I guess. We'll figure it out someday.
It's got a might be better to not even know. Have you got to click this to let it out?
Fuck.
Might be better to just not even know.
I guess.
Honestly, I don't know.
A thousand, bro.
I don't know.
Go to badges.
Where is that?
You just had to go to badges.
Can you give me like where?
I love when people do that.
They skip nine steps.
I love that. It's my favorite.
I don't see shit that says anything about how much money I've spent, like you're in
the right place.
I think you just get.
Oh, no, it's not true.
There's no way that's right.
No, no way.
Not close.
All right, fuck them
You find it
I feel like
Wait, at least this is at least 10 o'clock and case openings minimum you reach the limit at least five times
Minimum five times. Yeah, we're ready. We already went to the data. Yeah guys
You went to the data didn't come up. I don't know it's like $500. Did you make profit today? Hey, bro profits not fucking real
All right, it's not real bro
and the kids are done yet so it's potential that was proper it's not out
it's hard to go to gold gold go
to be worse oh jigs I hit flat on the seed guess your baby well what yeah yeah
In your first season. Oh my god. Sorry, but in your first season we can have we can have took
It took you a week and a half to get flat bro. Yeah
My motivation is to be here all the long bro, so
It took me like a year to get flat I'm not even kidding, but I did just play with my IRLs and we just like troll
I think I'm going to slow down a little bit.
And I like, when I'm looking at a goldbrow, like, I'm going to beat you in only one, within a year.
Fair within a year.
I think Muda's also trying to beat me in a world along.
I think Muda's also trying to beat me in a one-on-one.
Is he good?
Let's get the cromos rolling, bro. I need to max win.
Alright, let's finish these off, though.
Alright. Yeah, Muda's good.
Bro, Muda or Squishy would be a generational 1v1.
I'm not even kidding. That would be generational.
He's actually good at rockin', he played on Rock-a-League.
Uh, yeah. Mooda's just good at gaming, but so are you.
You got the book in the seat so that could be generational.
Wait, you said Mooda is good at Rock-a-League?
He's like, almost GC. He's reached GC before.
Uuuummm...
Okay. He was playing on my stream and he was Diamond, he said.
And he was playing like a Diamond GC.
He peaked GC.
Holy shit. Yeah, he is.
He stole my shirt.
like a real good account. Wait, what's that? What have you done?
He's so... He's GC1.
What?
He has like 800 hours, but he has like 400 hours.
How many hours do I have? Like 200?
You have like 250, yeah, something like that.
Wait, just pushy. Does that mean I'm bad if I have 250 hours and I'm flat?
No, no, so, no.
Dude, if you really, like, actually care about getting better,
like, you can grab a couple of my games, though.
Like, within a month, you can get back in time.
No troll shit, you actually go.
But yeah, there's shit to play anyway.
Yeah, I'm trying to just play a bunch of games,
but I don't like grind any games.
Yeah, yeah.
I like to get more of those games, and then after that,
I can get it out.
I'll be on Rocket League. I'm never going to play Rocket League. I'm just not going to play Rocket League as much as I did.
So the other thing about Rocket League, bro, is that game's skill gap is so intimidating, dude.
Yes, I agree. I agree.
When I see Xen playing or you playing, it's like, alright, what am I even doing?
I know I'm never going to get to that point, so it's kind of demotivating.
But I guess that's what I mean.
You're by comparison, it's a thief of joy.
No, you don't compare yourself to people.
It's kinda funny.
Now, but you're right though, like, how do I mention it to get down to the doctor, I'm sure of it.
Which is my main goal anyways.
And I want to, and also, yes, yeah.
And also, you still haven't really learned how to like, fly consistently, so like, what's the rest of it?
Yeah, I have no fun.
I
Hold a friend. Yo chat what would this knife be considered?
Would this be considered a like a ruby karambit?
Yeah, that's like a ruby
So where'd you get that from bro someone sends it in fan mail some absolute fucking chat who probably watched the case opening
Yeah, I know
sick family recently, but yeah like
I
Know that night that night she has lores, which is the guy that sent it the initial note was
I don't know if I can send this because you recently got arrested
He recently got
Out of jail and
That's much better than the 110 that you told me about, it's pretty good.
Which one?
Uh, the shit in the mail, that one.
Yeah, the shit from Slovakia. Sending shit from Slovakia, yep.
Yeah, that one.
I don't know.
Seems like things have turned around, bro, it's good.
Yeah, bro, we have some positive air mail shots.
In other news, where are the doooots?
Red, Red is actually bad, I'm not...
This is...
OOOH!
Not bad!
I'm pretty sure it traded off the people.
Today, right?
Hi guys, by the end of these cases,
is a trade-up killable, what do you think?
Yes, by the end of these cases, that is pretty cool.
Bro, but I gotta get off in like 40 minutes
because I'm gonna get on Apex with K's.
Should we rip promo's, I suppose?
Yeah.
If you do only promos, it just runs through the budget, and then you trade-ups at the end.
And then if we do hit something, it's Max win!
I need the Max win!
Let's do that!
For the rest of the night, where you've trolled us, maybe hit something crazy, and then we do a trade at about 10.
Simple.
And then we play 8.
Check in so far, not gonna get onto like 10.
10-05.
Something like that, 10-15.
I had my Thomas Thomas Thomas chat not swim time bro. I'm gonna put on a beachy
I'm gonna put on a beachy bro. Yeah, I was this little beachy, but I was jogging this morning
Yes, I'm jogging to try to get fit for the match. Don't say cap
Jack when there's a will there's a way kind of beautiful. That's the best intro to any song ever recipes to go
Where there's a will there's a way kind of beautiful high-fives. I don't think scream to them
it is
or when there's a will, there's a way done.
All right, so hold up.
If we do boom, boom, 20, do 20.
Do 100.
What?
No, no, but like, see, I don't mean to do it.
Okay, so we could do how many keys will we need to have eyes?
We could do like 40, do you think?
40 chroma?
40?
Yeah, 40 is definitely good.
We could do, wait, maybe 60, but the key is,
I think 60.
I think we could do, yeah.
Do 50, do 50 cromas.
50 cromas, and then the rest we get keys.
Just 50 cromas, and then we do a trade-up.
What the fuck in?
When there's a wheel, there's a wheel.
Okay, mine's working, but I think it has to calculate.
So I'm just gonna leave this open.
I think it has to calculate these.
Chad, it might be dance party time.
The desk is rising.
Chad, it might be dance party time.
I
We're about to get a beachy
Yeah, you know what's crazy I could pull out my penis right now, and you guys wouldn't see it because of standing
Look chat if I were to hypothetically pull out my dick right now you guys have no idea
Yeah.
Hi, guys.
Lock the fuck in, brother.
Proma, two cases secured.
Lock in.
How many keys do we have to put in?
Of course.
All right, Sam.
Hi, guys.
Play Avicii?
Avicii.
what?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
How many people have won that?
I can't believe I was told to turn up one of a kind
When the world was asking
Been a little classic
Red, red, red
You're bad
You're so classic
You're so classic
All the thousand pro days
Anything for you to know
Sorry, Squishy, bro
Bro, isn't this a good skin?
Yes, if it was, this is the one that was mid-wear and you guys traded it up remember.
But this is what I'm saying though, Squishy, look at it right?
In this chroma, you have the Mac 10, which is fine, but you have the $400 red and you
have the $300 pink if it's, if it's fact-new.
Brother, this case is like insane, literally.
We just have to like actually pull shit.
Brother, even if we like, even if we like don't get gold, we could still have a good
opening just by getting that fact and it'll have as many 20 more keys rather
than these kids nice and it has the nice to and I just want to make you smile
problem not even getting to that kids is gross but I guess it's not yeah if you if
If you hit, you can definitely make that happen.
What?
Robin.
Robin.
Robin.
Robin.
Robin.
Was the screen hit?
I think so.
Yeah.
Say Wana'i, bro.
It was.
It was.
Yes.
First time I saw him on tape, yeah.
Okay.
Chat saying leaked, but they're saying that no matter what.
I did I did not leak anything
Somebody help chat enough of this
Guys we need a gold somebody's all glass play Navarra
Don't know how well you're a one hour. Oh
Never said that no, let them are it's all
Oh
Choppers the retro baby this is life, so
Greatest artists like ever
If you had me, I'm sure that I should be alright
Cause this tragic and I can't seem to decide
And I think I just, I should keep
I just, should I leave it all up
Should I try, I just, I can't lie
I just, I've been wanting for the sky
But on color, is he whole, they gon' follow
Falling like a ball of lava
Every time I do, I drop them in the bottom
I
Yeah, what do you mean vice tone
This
Yeah
Yeah.
Oh gee oh gee.
Wait, can I hear you, bug?
I hear you, bug.
Hold on a beat drop, 100% air.
I forgot how good this was.
I fear you've come back out!
Oh my god!
Yeah, I mean you do right you do
I
Just said a place like a refresh period you gotta have people
Oh, my God.
Try it up.
Got your calories.
I never look good in mom jeans.
Come on, chat.
Maybe here.
Maybe here.
Maybe here, bro.
Maybe here.
Maybe here, chat.
Maybe here.
If it plays.
I refresh.
We tried up, come to calories, I've never let go, didn't bomb jeans, wish I was like
you, blue eye, fondy, perfect body, maybe I'd try on at least, you should not be afraid,
I know where the body is, I'd never cry, I'm poor, I'm mean, if I don't remember
Ever rate a singer's song at two a.m. in the morning?
A week's a week!
I rate it 4 a.m.
Yup.
Like!
I remember rate is something good singer.
Can you remember that?
He would be so tired in tournament that he would just be singing like tick-tock songs.
Oh
I don't want to die, I blame my emotions.
They say beauty is pain.
I'm off the guy that said heat waves.
Go, go, go.
I think I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
Oh my god!
OOOOOOOOH!
Oh my god!
What do you mean stop?
What war?
I got a potter, I got a potter
I GOT A POTTER!
This is really good for a potter
Oh my god!
This is the best fucking cake I've ever had!
Holy shit!
It's a monster!
Everywhere!
Thank you for taking my time.
More than fucking God!
Damn it!
Yeah.
Oh!
Wait, new emo just dropped.
What the hell, fuck?
I'm not the money's come, but I'm so traumatized.
You see it?
What do you mean? New emo, have eyes. What do you mean? New emo.
New emo just...
Okay.
Mount C. Okay.
It's me getting choked out of the question.
Great work, chat. Glad y'all were having fun.
I'm never showing all my childhood memories again, bro.
Shit, it's traumatizing.
I can't believe there's actually both of my wrestling tapes on footage now.
Nice. Um.
How many is this one?
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
I gotta let you go.
Wait, have you ever done six, seven challenge?
The speed challenge?
Have I just reminded you 30?
No, no, I've never done this.
Hold on, hold on, let me get to you.
High-fives reminder you're fucking dirty like no, I got here. Have you ever done it?
What do you mean six seven speech out of the fuck are you saying? Oh?
Shice you've never done it before no again. I'm a grown ass man. I'm not what is this?
What is this? I said you've never done this before well done. I gotta put the cam on
You gotta lock in here like you can't fuck around with this one bro. Hi guys. What are we doing, bro?
Yeah. Yeah. All right. So, back up a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Back up a little bit. Basically,
you just six, seven, and then there's a leaderboard and it counts how many you're going to get.
Have you ever done this before? Like seriously? Can you take this seriously?
Highlights, I don't know what this is bro. 6-7 challenge?
Yo bro, yes. I'm surprised you haven't done this before.
Alright, you ready?
Are you going to tell me any of the rules of how to play or are you just going to click the...
Bro, do you... Bro, you have to 6-7.
Give it to me.
Alright, got it.
How many you do?
Yeah, go
Hands must be in frame go
What the fuck
Number one wait what?
Number one in what the world?
What wait what?
What the fuck? Hey, congrats Jinx. Oh, oh
200,000
No way anyways, let's get back
like bro what I didn't see bro I was gonna do that yeah yeah that's not a
mug guys it's not mug the guy's doing the six seven child is only that's not a
mall wait did I buy keys not an answering hide screen I think you did
Oh, yeah, I did I did I did I just didn't buy cases
They will lie you
All right, ten cases we need a banger song bro banger song
Please bro
We don't have much after this
I don't even know what's next
Hold!
Hold!
Go!
And she's got thorns
Like a wish for
To stay
I'm a thorn
Good to stay with thorns
She'll start to thorn
I don't even know what she said
But this is what I hear
I'm a thorn
And you're gonna fall back
You know what I mean?
No...
I don't think I'm afraid
I don't mean to say that
You're just me in my presence
This is not me!
The fuck!
You made it!
You got spit on!
That's the only thing that got him his face!
Not sad!
Yeah?
Fight!
Go!
Go!
There's a lot of things.
Let's take a photo.
Whoa!
I'm not that far away.
I'm just getting back.
Here you go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I don't know who's here, come on, you got people in there!
Last case right here until a deep up
I've mined
Let me check the wall. We do a trade up right now a
Trade up. I might be a lot of money, but I think we could depot more and then do a trade up
I can I can let me work the number. You may try to do what we have right now. I'm sure you're saying
Yeah, what are we talking about right now? You want to buy you want to buy a trade up or you want to trade up what we have right now
My mother I want to buy a trade up
I saw the two trade ups. Well, you have right now
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
It's case you're on like is he like on it on on or not yet not yet
don't think he's on yet we have time for a trade up okay we have time for a
trade out high-vives let's do the biggest trade it up we've ever done how much
remaining budget that we have like $500 I think we probably have just remaining
budget is probably 340 and then we just stop complicating shirts look you
should have the two trade-offs so 319 what do you never mind that one down
What do you mean to trade up? I think you might be able to
No, look at the fodder though like we have a lot of reds, I'm pretty sure
I mean right there you can trade up into red we have one two
Three wait for and then you can trade up to red easily. You don't use that one
You can trade pinks to a red, that's 100%.
You have another.
Yeah, I don't know if you can buy another trading, right?
I don't know if you can buy another trading, right?
But this would be a really bad trade up.
So yes.
Give it to the clock, trade them pink to a red.
I'm on.
Okay.
Wait, but is that the same set?
That's the dream set, right?
That's all dreams.
No, cause those are all dreams.
No, they're not actually.
but you can have dreams right here
possible that's from us
so if we try to but think it's a majority
from uh...
yet but you can still hit
the chance right
for the
c
but this is this issue
but it's just replace we have a lot of it
a lot of dole's here
and nevermind actually
talking now
So we want to hit dreams and nightmares here.
We want to hit dreams here.
Yeah.
It's like a 40% chance, right?
Nightwish, nightwish, nightwish, nightwish, nightwish.
It's 50%, 50%.
Nightwish.
Or 60%.
Come on.
Nightwish, nightwish, nightwish.
You need a nightwish right here.
Nightwish, nightwish, nightwish, nightwish, nightwish.
Oh!
Oh, nice.
You hit it, bro.
You hit it.
You hit it.
So, so we can do a trade-off right now and we can do a default trade-off.
Yeah, I think I believe
So last time memory you didn't edge it and I feel like it was like
Chrome what is this? Yeah, this isn't the one right? Yeah, okay
So wait, this is all dreams with a little bit of chroma?
Leak check, Twitter. Yeah.
This is all dreams, I think.
Wait, which one's chroma in this?
The chroma is hyperbeast.
What about the ones?
I'm scared.
I think it's lock-in.
Manifest the good luck.
Manifest a good like a max win here, bro
Zaru jinx
All right, we're going in blind. We're going in blind. No music trade it up. All right, you guys, okay
Yeah, I think that's what we need
Okay
Oh my god
So you hear that? It's uh, there could be a $12,000 knife right here, right? I'm so twisted, bro
Every time I hear the noise it's it could be. Yeah. Yeah, it could be a channel saying ooh and hold
Somebody said blue. It's a gold traded up you fucking idiot
Yeah
Is there a $12,000 possibility in this?
absolutely
What do we want to see again? We don't want to see it immediately the tip. We do not want to see whoa
We don't want to see it instantly because that means I'm not gonna lie
Hi, Jinxie. If you see the tip immediately, slam the desk because that means I'm gonna have Bernard do this. Okay.
How's that going to work?
Just don't worry. I got it.
Hey, Bernard, this is the most important moment of your life.
All right, Nick, you've got my full attention.
Yeah, see what's the big moment we're talking about?
This is a $700 CSGO trade at Epranar. Do you even know what that means?
I definitely know it's a big deal. You're risking serious value to trade lower tier skins for a shot at something rarer.
I'm guessing you've got your eyes on a dream skin. So what's the target?
We are looking for Amarold Gamma Doppler.
How about we can still get a carambin out of this right because they would do a chroma to one? Yes, but it's gonna be love
It's gonna be very loud because we only have one chroma to
So now it's all down to that roll of the dice
So Bernard what we're gonna do is you're going to edge this right now. I already opened it
It's we have like a tab in front of it. So Bernard
just cut it from the bottom top or side however you want me to do it and just be
like slightly from the top slightly from the bottom and we're going to start
revealing pieces of the knife okay
all right let's save this start from the top just a slight reveal
of the blade pick out we're building the suspense so Bernard you want me to keep
going until I see a tip exactly it's very fast I know the green I know but
Bernard it's fast bro maybe we add you a little bit more maybe you want to cut
from the bottom first
you know what let's switch it up give it a small cut from the bottom next we'll
see if we can catch that handle maybe that'll give it away no no no no no no
No, no, no.
It's out of name, it's out of name.
Okay.
League check Twitter.
Bernard, we're gonna cut from the top, right?
Are you ready?
Bernard, on your signal.
All right, Nick.
I'm ready.
On my signal now, let's slice that top
and see what you've got.
Oh my God.
Okay, slow.
Oh, oh, okay.
No, no, no.
We're good, we're good.
We're good so far.
Bernard, we sliced the top.
No, Bowie.
Now, on your signal Bernard,
We're gonna slice it again.
Let's keep it going.
On my signal right now, slice a bit more.
We're inching closer to that reveal.
Okay.
It'll be just under the tap.
It'll just be under the handbrake.
Come on, we need this, we need this.
Bernard, can you count down from 10 or something?
I'm not jerking off, but just, come on.
count down from ten bernard please i see something i saw something i saw something
what look right here look right here look right here wait
oh all right nick let's lock in we're counting down from ten here we go 10
nine eight we're getting closer seven six eyes on it
Bernard, I, I, yeah, I, you see that, you see that?
Oh, I see that, I see that.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Is that a M9?
What is it?
M9?
Wait, don't you dare, don't say that!
M9?
Bernard, count down from 10.
We might have an M9 bayonet on our hands.
Bernard, I'm gonna have an M9 bayonet.
Oh my God.
All right, let's do this again.
10, nine, eight, I know the excitement.
Seven, six, keep your eyes on it.
Five, four, do the M9.
Three, two, one, let's see what's waiting.
Oh
It was I'm not jinx nice, bro. Oh
Hi, dude
Not bad. Not bad
Do you want a price?
Bernard
That profit whoa whoa whoa let's keep it chill whatever that knife is you've got this if it's the M9 we celebrate if not
We'll laugh it off either way. You're still the one making the big moves
Well Bernard it is an M9 bayonet
But it's the worst possible M9 bayonet. Hey, can you check float for me?
I
Know I'm still an M9 sure the dream finish, but you pulled an iconic knife
And honestly that's part of the thrill you've got a story now next time we'll go for that emerald
Bernard fuck the story. Yeah, you got in the story. Thanks. Okay. No, no, no fuck the story like I mean
Jinxy-dixie go higher lower. Come on sugarcoating. It's frustrating
Why don't we ask Bernard bro? Hey Bernard, how much is this M9 bayonet Damascus steel?
Say the amount.
Let's see what it says.
Tell him off.
The M9 bayonet Damascus steel in field tested condition tends to hover around a few hundred
dollars but the exact price fluctuates. Right now it looks to be roughly in the range of
of $300 to $400, depending on the market.
But Bernard, the finished style is patina.
Does that beat your interest?
I'll admit, Damascus with a patina
does have a certain charm.
It's got that age back on worn by.
It might not be flashy, but it's got character.
You could rock it with pride.
Just say it's your personal war story in knife book.
All right, Bernard.
Wait, what's the pattern?
444. What? Wait, is that good?
Have us talk to me, is that good? 444. Wait, wait, what? Let's see, 444.
Yeah
Yeah, oh my god pattern style and then oh my god wait how much is that a god pattern?
Wait, there's actually none on this is none on the market
No feel that said no
That's 10k
$10,000 bro 444 is crazy
It's one of one
With the entire chat it's saying $10,000 the whole chat is saying $10,000 one-on-one
call own a isn't only in like Germany yeah Shaisa wait why is this pattern with 10 K
Are you fucking with me?
Well, I don't see an amount for that pattern, but the actual night goes for $500
Well 460
Power is not bad like all things considered definitely not bad. It's not the max loss wait, but is this the worst m9 bayonetta?
No
Those worst ones. Yes, they're called scorched
Bro the Ruby M9 bayonet is like 9 grand. Oh my god. I would have came in my pants
The Ruby M9 bayonet is literally like 9,000. I
Would have actually came in my pants. It's called rust coat. It's there just a rusty ass knife
So wait, let's do another trade-off. Let's just depot and go for it. That's not bad. We didn't max lose on that
How about sure people $500 right? Let me see what I can do
You want night wishes, right?
Yeah, okay
Now chat, what's better that or my butterfly my butterfly
Your butterfly I believe bro. I just feel like I'm so do away. Don't trust creep in us
not
All right chat last trade of the night and we're on a patch
We're lying. I need five of these
I'm going to go ten gold.
We're going to do five night wishes?
Well, yeah, we need five.
Okay.
That's a lot of money.
Surely doesn't get declined, right?
This order one of five of them that is it
boom added to the inventory
Is it showing up?
Did you ask for something from us?
No, no, no.
Oh, good.
Good try.
I
Well, where are they they are FT
Locking
Oh my god, you're already ready high-five
Yeah, last year another night. Did we put it in five night wishes?
Yep.
Alright, can we take a peek at the Dreams collection real quick and just see what we can get?
Sure.
I don't know if we've ever done Five Night Wishes, Chad.
So we're guaranteed to get something from the Dreams collection, obviously.
Or no, does that not even mean that?
Does that just mean it spikes the percentage chance?
Let's see.
Chad, is that a good question though?
Like, if I put in five Dreams skins, could I get a skin outside of the collection?
Surely I could.
It's just going to be like 0.001 or something.
Because I think it's guaranteed. I'm pretty sure it's guaranteed in that class. So I'm just getting okay
Guaranteed you know you can get your the higher chance to get like that butterfly right a femoral butterfly. I think so this yeah
Yes, yes, yes, yes, it boosts the percentage
Mm-hmm
0.27 so you gotta hit a knife to hit that Wow guys the mother's knife guys guys guys guys guys
Mm-hmm
7 guys if we hit this right now so what we that's what we need bro yeah this is
what it's all about guys if I hit this oh my god okay even though if we don't
hit this right like 0.27 less than 1% we can still hit this this is insane
we can still hit this this is insane insane insane really good really good
really good really good even the emerald of on the right profit this is clean yeah
this is sexy okay profit wait have I used this profit barely but I don't
really profit barely profit but it looks like now like this for example $200
knife looks sexy this for example $200 knife looks sexy I wouldn't mind if my
current butterfly it has value because the butterfly but it's ugly as fuck for
Butterfly I give really is this bright water collection is ugly
No, can we go can we go down my water so much for oh my god
Yeah, these are the ones you want to dot absolute dodge here Jinxie now
I will say I did a trade-up and I got that
Recently so I don't need to hear that
So here's the thing I
Did a little bit of digging here. All right, so look at it like this, right?
1%, 1.7%, 2.4%, 3.3%.
So we have like, let's call it a 3.5% of pulling one of these, 3.5%.
You know what's still insane?
That butterfly all the way on the right, that's a 3.33% chance and that's really good.
Yeah, this is nutty.
We have a 6% chance, almost honestly, actually closer to 7%.
We have a 7% chance of actually getting something insane.
Well, you hit that Brightwater butterfly underneath this.
3.33, you hit that before.
Can you believe it's 50-50, we get it every time.
Yes.
Especially with this.
3.33, that's pretty good.
But like still, guys, we have a 7% chance of getting like,
getting like, if you want to talk $1,000 skins,
add this to the equation.
We have like a 10% chance at $1,000 skin.
Literally, even at this end of the equation,
because it's like 949, I mean, I'm adding the percentages here.
We got a good shot at getting something insane.
Are we ready to go?
Yes.
This is a console thing.
Chad, I'm like, I'm out of plastic.
It's already there.
Whenever you're ready to go.
I'm ready. Please, please. Oh my god. Oh my god. That sounded low key. Good. That sounded good. That sounded good.
Guys, I think it's the same sound. You got $10,000 behind this concert right now, Jake. Think about that.
I know, I know, I know.
Hold, hold.
Isn't it 12?
12,000.
12,000.
It's about 12,000.
Everyone just hold.
We're almost there.
Hold, hold, hold.
OK.
This is the worst part, because I got to move.
I have to do this is the worst part.
Ah.
I don't have to do it.
Let me cut.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh.
Remember, just no tip, no tip.
Please no tip, please no tip.
No tip, no tip.
I'm just going to please pass that.
OK.
Please note it.
Oh, wait, the Bowie shows up here, right?
I think you survived lower than this point.
You gotta wait a little bit lower.
Can you go a little bit lower?
Yes.
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh, oh, oh.
I just don't know if this is ever gonna end, bro,
legitimately.
Fuck.
still not one profitable trade-up ever in the entire country.
Well, how much is that, that profit?
There, I say less than $100.
Did you just say profit, I guess?
Maybe let's go back to the left trade.
Or is that even possible on that?
No.
No.
I was going to come in fact now.
Maybe let me see.
What's the percent of chance of getting that?
Bowie, there it is, $100.
Well, it's a mid-wear.
You got it a mid-wear nice drinks over a hundred dollars. I think yeah, you're good, bro
Squishy how's that good man? I was not even good plus one 15 plus 150. It's better to get in the $60 one
But chat like this kind of what I'm saying though. It's like this shit's never gonna end. Yeah, let's hit him at me
dare not somebody said
Systemic chat saying
I
I mean, look, let's be unbiased. Okay. Let's check our inventory. Let's just be unbiased. Okay. Go ahead.
We've invested probably close to $20,000. And what is our inventory worth?
Take a peek. Take a peek. Start by rare. Yeah, close to $20,000. This is what it gets you in
and trade-ups in cases.
Let me just see.
I think we're looking at like,
maybe a two or $2,000 inventory maybe?
Well, let's get an actual price, right?
We're not gonna estimate around here.
We're gonna get the raw numbers, so.
Yeah, also we can check our stats after too
and just see our case luck.
We're gonna eat the raw numbers here.
I actually saw that number.
That's not, that's not what it, it's not four dollar.
Listen, listen, that's not, I promise you, it's not.
This right here is profitable.
Okay, ready, ready?
Bang!
I thought onee said if you invest like $10,000 in CS you get like six grand back right
isn't that what he said like you lose four grand yeah just know what I like that I remember
I'm very vividly saying that though well what's that emo some psycho just type you're so do
What's that emo? What do we want to look? What do you mean emo? It's like an emo people are spamming. What is that?
Right now I'm sure. Yeah, right there. What is this? What do people want to see?
We could add that. The next one's gotta hit.
Gotta hit.
Most profitable player ever.
Yo guys, chat, let's do some,
let's have some fun, right?
Let's think about this.
So, One said, if you put like 10K into the game,
you get like, your dude to get like 6K back.
I remember when he said that.
You're like supposed to lose 4,000.
We put like 18 or like maybe 17 grand into the game
and we have like three grand back.
which I'm not even kidding.
I don't know if it's ever been worse than this.
And we've streamed every single second of it.
Hi, guys.
Could we go to the thing where it's probably over 4K
because we saw that knife?
So that's not bad.
Hi, guys.
Go to the thing that shows my case's statistics.
Sure.
It's a good day of, it was a good day.
I mean, you get a lot of reds in pinks, be fair.
We had reds and then they got traded.
We had red squishy.
Here we go.
So let's just sit here and tell us about it.
We had them, we had them, we don't have them anymore.
So it's gonna add up all the data.
This is gonna be a while.
We gotta be at like 2,000 cases by now.
I'm not even trolling.
It's going to be a little bit.
It's getting better.
Really beating those blue odds, man.
Oh, hold on.
It went down a little bit.
It's going up.
Hi, Seth.
two holds in 1600 cases, 1700 cases, that doesn't sound fair, doesn't sound correct.
Hold on, we're getting the actual statistics here.
I thought we got our first goal on like the 400th case, right?
Or no.
It was like 150 pass 400.
Oh, okay.
Because we were saying we're so due, we're so due for like a lot of times.
Oh, nice.
There we go.
One.
one
I'm pretty sure we have two golds in like 1600 cases
That's 17 700 you went like 12 on a dry. I think
Yes, I did squishy. Yeah, I
Did go 1200 dry. Oh, I glitched again, man
Wait, this is this week
Look at the
We've gotten one gold
Well, maybe I can yeah, maybe I can edit it. Let me see
Filter options
It doesn't let you go further
So I can ask it to oh
Oh James we gotta get the full picture. You know they probably do it weekly just to like make people not like
Literally want to die. They probably keep it weekly
That's the if people could see this bro, it's actually disgusting. Hey
99,000 subs holy shit, not bad
Okay, we were gonna
99k or one off one off what I was I'm gonna hop off. I'm gonna get on apex man. I'll see y'all bruh
All right, bro. Hey, hey love y'all. Jinxie had a great time, bro. Thank you so much for opening cases
But it looks like time
Always next time bro always next time. Yep, and I guess see ya
one gold in eight hundred cases 815 all right chat
It is, what it is.
Chat, we're at 99,000 subs, boys.
Holy fuck!
We're 1K away from 100K.
That is insane.
But I can hit it tomorrow.
I can hit it tomorrow, y'all.
Go watch K-Stone.
What's he doing?
What's he doing?
What's he done? What's he done? Knowing this blood might burn a while. What's he done?
Case so daddy. Case so daddy. Twitch, can you load for the love of God?
Bazaar! So what is case so doing? A little family election?
Never!
Ted, you doing female?
Do we have time for a game of Apex to warm up?
Chat, should we warm up?
Should we warm up?
Knowing this blumma burn, oh wow.
All right, chat.
Now who's our third gonna be?
Chat, um, ask sketch, no response for eight hours.
Who could we get, Chad?
Should we get like a pro?
Chad, who should we get, bro?
Chad, who should we get?
Who should we get?
Who should we get at the third?
Who should we get?
Timmy?
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Let me ask Timmy.
Yo Timmy, me and Kase-O playing Apex in like 10 minutes. Wanna join baby?
Peanut? Chad I'm pretty sure peanut's not on right? I don't think peanut's on guys.
I don't think Pina at all and do nice. Not so that checks it to me attacks attacks it to me
attacks it to me attacks it to me attacks it my taxidermist even if he says peanuts off on
Sundays oh gotcha gotcha Joe far Joe Bart now Joe Joe Joe's not wrong right too late and too
too late too late.
Chad, text Timmy.
Bro, it'd be good to get a pro that can like teach a shit.
No one has blown my burner while.
Alright Chad, Apex and Randall!
Timmy reply?
Timmy's down?
Bats!
Alright, let me add him on Discord.
Let me add him on Discord.
Sorry Chad.
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, I'm out of your Discord!
No, my camera, argh!
What happened?
Alright, this is gonna be fun as fuck!
I'm a mama!
But what happened to my discord dude?
No one has blown my burn a while.
Which at, why is my Xbox like, pixelated, whatever you are?
Who's that absolute chat on the left, chat?
Who's that absolute Chad on the left? Let me call Timmy.
Who's that absolute Chad? What character is that?
Boy states he will vape X-man!
No one has blown my bird of water.
Alright Chad, tell Timmy I just, right now, sent him a prayer request.
This gotta be good! This gotta be good! This gotta be good!
Day two of apex man
Chat up to me I said a purple glass
No one is blowing my burden while probably kid County, bro. Oh my god
Chat up to me I just added him on discord and I'm gonna call them
It's okay, so to take as much time as you need select zero rush
I'm not doing anything tonight, and I want to grow
Day two was locked the fucking man. Oh my god. There's Timmy. There's Timbo
Timbo
Chad Jixi call
Open packs we could rip some packs chat we could rip some pizzie
We can be Chad y'all want a pack opening guess or no?
Yo, what's up, I think a million times you say you know the reference. Yeah, yeah from
South Park. No. Yes. Okay. Just make it sure. Timmy, what's good about her cup? I'm doing
good. How are you, bro? Your case opening? Look, bro, Timmy, couple of things, bro. Let's
Please see us out of it. Like look it's kind of a soft spot for me
It's a sensitive subject, bro. It's sensitive subject. I was just squeezing some figures Timmy. Yeah
I'm down like 14 grand. Oh
Shice not a single gold. No, well
Defined gold
Defined gold Timmy. What do you mean? I mean like have you opened the gold?
yeah and your chill your chill
no its not really chill though
wrong fucking foot bro, wrong foot
so here's the thing
yeah it was quote on quote
gold
the value of it was like the same value as the red
ah I seriously say like
the shittiest gold imagine
that's what I'm saying
do you know the phrase 99% of gamers
quit before they hit big
you're about to open the blue frambit I feel it this might be the most disgusting
two minutes of a discord call I've ever experienced
Timmy Timmy apex is like my home away from home right now Timmy I'm trying to
forget about TX Timmy what the fuck hey we have an awesome system here we have
gambling on our in our game too I know I got a little bit I got my feet black
yesterday so I didn't give me should I just do like 500 packs right now I mean
they'll confirm one you'll get 100% you know what let's do it what up let's do
500 packs chat hold hold hold
I
Hold Jimmy you ready?
Yeah, hold on up music
Addicted see but it like like kids of it. It'd be so apex. They tell you when you're gonna get it
Hi, so much. I don't know type them home. I don't have them and
And we start holding at it. It's not really at it, bro. She think it from
I'm not controlling. We're not controlling. We're not controlling.
Chat, nothing's leaked. Timmy, could you see, uh, baby? Tim Tim? Tim.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. See what? See what? See what?
Timmy, let me, Zimmy, Bimmy. Yo, Timmy, Timmy. I'm going to screen chat.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Bye, bye, bye.
Actually, you know what, Timbo, I'm just gonna rip it.
Okay, wait, no, I'm gonna, I don't know how to screen share.
I don't want to screen share, but it's a screen share,
my game, hide mind, help.
Timmy, I'm gonna rip it.
Ah, okay, I'll put it away, I'll put it away.
You have a favorite character already or not?
Oh, okay, so great question.
Timmy, I played four games and I only used Wraith.
Okay.
That's the guy that syringes himself, right?
No, not they, outlaw, what's his name?
Damn, we were seeing a bunch of random stuff right now.
Outlaw's a gun.
Timmy like Hunter, not outlaw.
Timmy, he syringes himself and runs.
Oh, Octane, Octane, Octane.
Octane, sorry, outlaw, battle rank, whatever.
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.
I'm really bad at Apex, bro.
I'm really bad at Apex.
And that's about it.
I'm also really bad at opening packs.
No, no, no, you got it and we'll teach you today.
Okay.
I
Just wrote yesterday I was a little bit overwhelmed. I was a little bit overwhelmed
Yeah, I saw I saw like a flip online where it was like literally flying and you were trying to do your best person
Yeah, so
Yeah, what do I do about that when somebody has like Peter Parker abilities? I mean do I just spend over and take it up the ass?
So you have this amazing thing called aim assist and once you learn how to use the aim assist those guys are
are pretty low. I got you. Okay. All right, Timmy. All right. Now, Timmy, you're a pro
in Apex, right? I used to be. Timmy, you ever win the events? No. Yeah. We had a very close
actually tournament. And it's actually probably one of the most maybe top one, top three most
tragic things that ever happened on a land tournament.
And we would have won the tournament.
Yeah, we call it Digi-Day.
Digi-Day?
What is Digi-Day, bro?
What is that?
Yeah, so pretty much there's this site inside the game
where you can see through smokes.
And it doesn't actually exist in the game anymore.
Like, you can't use it.
It is in the game, but it doesn't do the same thing.
But during land, my teammate died through smoke because they had Digis and yep, I'm lucky.
They could see, don't just smoke.
And your teammate didn't know they had Digis?
Uh, there's, I mean our comms were play safe, play safe, they might have Digis, but you know, it happens.
Shiesa.
End of.
No, Timmy, I'm sorry, bro, I don't need to strike a soft spot there, bro.
No, it's okay. It's okay. So I had many many more chances to win and
Yeah, we got we got kind of close here and there but overall the best player you ever played against in pro
Probably imperial how
Yeah, I mean he's just been I mean like he was definitely like the number one pro
Ever since the game came out like his team
He was on TSM and he won like five tournaments in a row and then he was just like dominant from there and then
he did like a team swap kind of
Won a team
Yeah, he didn't win for a while and then he won again and then he stopped him again and won like again
Yeah, like he had like a little like gray areas here and there
But he's been like probably one of the most consistent for players there's yeah, so like for me like I've been I
I was pro in R6 for like two years
Want a couple of like majors like small things nothing like never was able to win worlds
and then I just sat there like I
Want to become a content creator and focus on streaming. So I just quit pro in like 20 22
Gosh, you're very humble of you now
All right to me, I got a company I've never been pro
You know damn
See your clips are you analyzing clips though? I feel like you kind of got like a pro mindset though
No, so yeah, so like I'm kind of known for that game like for my game sense
My aim is a little questionable sometimes and so is my movement
But like in terms of game sense on like console. I'm like top five probably all time
Okay, okay, but my my aim and movement is a little shaky brother. I'm old bro
I'm 24 like Timmy sure you could agree with this bro, bro
Private age for gaming I said this before and people said it as well. Private age for gaming is like 16 to 19, bro
Like because then you have the reaction time and your brains develop like how are you?
I'm 25 actually
I'm uncle Jimmy. I'm 24. I'm uncle Jimmy. I'm uncle
I do agree I feel like 16 to actually 20 I think when you turn 21 you start getting exposed to alcohol
I'm lucky you started you started losing the touch. Who is this baddie right here?
That's her eyes and actually you might like her she's a pretty good like I
say aggressor entry she'll get as aggressive as she wants with me.
Sorry. Have you seen loba? You're more of a loba guy I know. Let me see. I believe I
I might have saw Lobo yesterday.
Um, on the middle.
Uh, one with the right?
Yeah, that one.
Yeah, that one, that one.
Yeah.
I did see Lobo yesterday.
What a lucky I was hatched out when I saw this.
You can click her and then you can watch her like finishers and stuff.
Are you serious?
Yeah, yeah.
Then go to animations I think and then finishers
Yeah, yeah, boom like that
Yeah, sir, and then there's a second one.
You should have quickly taken down on me.
I'm not even kidding.
Wait a second, lock though. Wait, unlock?
Yeah, yeah, why not?
Wait, should I just play Lova?
You're getting a good skin for her, I'll go to the skins, they see a gold one, see a gold one that you're looking for.
Oh, I mean, are you hard while gaming?
Bro, I'm telling you it's the only way to play games is a rack.
Okay, so ready? Alright.
Timmy, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna make a group call with me, you and Kasey okay?
Okay, sounds good.
Alright, I'll see you in like 11 seconds probably I think.
I bet.
I
Boom all right Jimmy join us
Have us can you screen chair or no? Yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, so I got us up Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy oh you got him. Yes. Yes. Yes
Is it here?
Yeah, he's in it, he's in it, he's in it, he's in it.
Oh, damn it!
Big bang!
Ah!
Like wise, like wise.
Yeah, there we go.
Wait, Kase, I think you have like your mic set cutting out.
Maybe noise suppression or something?
Oh, not a...
Do you hear that?
It's like a McDonald's mic, no?
It's not like that.
that it's like um it's like the pa system um in like high school when it like cuts no actually
it's not like that it kind of is like a McDonald's like like the drive-thru already oh god it's really
cutting out okay basically i'll explain it you'll say like a word and then it'll cut out right after
Timmy red red red red red
What up?
Caution, caution
What the?
Wait, did you see that?
Ooh, what a gold
Oh, nice
On a scale of 1, 2
Ooh, it's like
Maybe like a 1
Really?
We hear one word and that's it
Yeah, well, yeah, we hear like one or two words and that's it
Kato has really bad luck with like his mic sometimes all good all good on the
right side I can get good luck maybe right now with this please Timmy
Jason okay this is water so 500 guarantees are act 500 yeah yeah bro but
let's just get lucky right exactly exactly you can actually just like you
You can get two in like the, cause you're opening multiple at once, right?
Yes.
Yeah, you can, you can get two.
All right, what about now?
Oh, stop.
Oh, it's not good.
Now what I'm doing, what I'm testing.
Why the f*** out now?
It might be discord, have, have mine?
Maybe get out of have mine, I'm trying to call.
Hi guys, do you have a solution?
Hi guys!
Yeah, I'm late!
red, red, red, red, red, please.
Are you open? A patch crate?
I thought you were deaf.
Yeah, hello, hello.
Yo, hi, guys.
What's up?
Casey's having like, cut out issues.
All good.
All good.
Okay, so you need your settings
and then I'm just going to guide you through it.
Yeah, voice and video voice.
And then the input profile just go studio.
There should be nothing on it.
studio okay is it cutting out now is it good now
Okay, can you go to custom custom and toggle it off put it all the way down at first so you can it's basically just studio
Yeah, so you want to go to custom toggle off the setting the automatic setting and then turn it all the way down
Okay, it's all the way down now. Okay now talk while he's talking
Hello, hello.
Hi-Vice, you're so intelligent, dude!
Genius!
He bakes it am I good now?
Yeah, you're pretty good.
You're a good cook, dude.
Hi-Vice, aura!
My goodness, this dude!
Yo, hi-Vice, you look like a genius, man!
Yes, yes, don't you?
You're a genius!
You're a genius!
You're a genius!
Okay, Timmy, the pack's gonna work.
Alright, finish it in more.
100 more?
Ah!
Okay, wait Timmy, did you figure out how to add queso real quick?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you.
Well, I'll spread these while you go out and tell them.
Yeah, you steam
Yo, what's up my bad my bad you good you good you got steam or you're in yeah, yeah, I'm on steam. I've a mouse and you're my friend code
Yeah, yeah, I'll
Read read read read read please
Come on
I
Still covered up be bad if it wouldn't lower it
Everybody be cooked
We're jumping in ranked bro. Yo, Jimmy you and uh, you and a page predator right now. I'm assuming you like
Actually, wait, no, I've been out. What's it called like taking a little bit of a break
Jimmy
Did you ever get number one?
I think you did, right?
In this game, no, I think the highest was probably top ten at one point, but I don't think I pushed number one.
Same, I got top ten at one point too.
Wait, really?
No, the highest I ever got solo queue was the master four, whatever it is, the purple one, master four solo queue, and I quit.
Master four?
Yeah.
Or what is it called?
I think it's called masters.
I think there's Master 4.
There's not?
No, there's not.
Well, the entry division into Master, whatever.
Is that it right there?
The entry division.
Hmm. When was this?
Oh man, this was the...
Cheddar ain't tapping, bro!
I'm playing 4 right now and I didn't play the game!
That shows ya!
I mean, Diamond 4 or Diamond 4?
That's the only thing that could have a 4 in it,
because once you turn Master's or Pred,
then you're in the inversion.
No, it was whatever was right out of Diamond 1.
On everything I look we're saying cab chat for real. Okay. Okay. I've been done on it
Timbo, how you know what we're skin is there way to buy a little skin or no click the lobo right there? Yeah
What you want a little bit for Jinxy? I might play loba. I might play why now why you don't play why she's kind of pretty
Yeah
You knew why you was doing it. No, no his kid her kid is insane. You know, it gets like the lobo old from her loot
Wait, wait, wait, what is low visibility because I could play octane if y'all need octane case. What do you play?
What do you play man? I either play mirage or I'll play give me either
Like from my car give me give me the same pronunciation. No, no, it's a brawl third a big guy with the with the
Okay, okay. I thought you make give me for my car me case you watch that car me right. Oh, yeah
Yeah, peak show, peak show.
Of course I did.
OK, I'll just run.
I'll run off team.
I'll be locked in.
OK, do y'all have each other at it?
I'm putting this right here.
OK, I'll put this in here.
Take your time, take your time.
Paste.
Guys, we're going to get some wins, guys!
Oh, we're going to get a dub.
We got Tammy on our team.
Bro, at the end games of Apex is actually 7-on-1.
It's like adrenaline out of Walsu.
But everyone's on top of each other and use your gun chops?
Yeah, not is.
Wait, they got a lot of Octane skin, chat.
Right.
Did you add me, Fyzen?
I am sending one.
What's your steam name?
I put the numbers in the description.
Yeah, I put that in there.
Make sure I'm sending it to the right person, though.
It should be, it's to me.
Unless, and maybe my name didn't show up.
Brutal.
It says A-rock.
A-rock?
Somebody just anonymously get the 50 Ws and a chat!
You put the numbers right?
Why don't you send me your code?
Oh no, I forgot an 8 in there, my bad!
You're good, you're good.
There we go, I'll send it to you.
There we go.
Bro, is that Luffy?
Bro, that's Luffy.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a squad.
What? That's a Luffy skin.
What's your name?
Jai Rostam.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I have to get this broke.
Yes.
We gonna get a dub on everything I love.
Let me go to the fire and range real quick.
Shoot around.
Okay, so have you ever watched one piece before?
No, I've never watched any anime.
Plus, okay, so like please.
You would love that shit.
Okay, so I'm telling you.
Anime.
Okay, so I'm not kidding when I say this.
Anime will change your life for the better dude. I'm not even kidding
Come on man. No, no case. Oh, I swear anime from all they know bro. You've never watched anime. No
Bro ask your chat bro. I'm telling you anime is all trust you my chat a whole bunch of anime nerds to trust me
Dude, that's actually sick. I tell you this is sick. I'm not gonna lie
This is sick. Yeah, they've been actually going hard with the flabs
Very nice.
Shoot the pay-to-win skins.
The one that likes to do them.
I saw a G-G.
Oh my, what the fuck is going on?
Wait, can you hear my game?
I feel like I'm in the game.
Wait, why can you hear my game?
I don't know.
Yeah, how about me again?
How about us?
Why can you hear my game?
Hello?
hear my game bro yeah yeah yeah go to the custom um the noise suppression
go to the custom noise suppression and then turn it up a little bit custom i
want to take a user custom i think if we have like minus 100 right now
just turn it up to like minus 90 it says it's on standard
us uh you don't have to turn it on
give this off noise suppression oh sorry not noise suppression go to
voicing video your voicing video settings okay and then the input profile yeah
we're on custom where's that at right now is that all the way bottom down yeah
yeah yeah bring it up to like 90 90 all right are they going out okay
bring it up to 80 bring it up to 80
but you can see you can go buy octane's
butterfly knife
by the way Timmy you said there's paid open skins in this game
yeah it's little weapons
And then uh, they go to SMGs or so, so yeah, and then go to R9
Yes, yeah, yeah, we know if y'all can hear the game already. Yeah
Here to game
Let me go look for the while you do that. If you have the meter open. Where is that game audio at?
mmm, it should
You remind me of my friend squishy you guys have similar voice
She yes
No, he's broccoli
We do that right there
Is he dead?
Wait, are you from Canada?
I'm from America
Is it super loud like it was yeah
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Okay, so let's go...
Have I saved the day?
Let's go minus 45.
Let's go minus 45 real quick.
Look for a skin called cutting edge.
Cutting edge.
Should be gold.
If you don't see that, then you should try to see...
Zero point.
If you don't see that, then you should do...
I don't understand how could a gun skin be paid a win though. I don't really understand
So in this game when you have your guns a different site and the site is just easier to use
Yeah, it's just it's just for iron sights. So you get it off drop and you're finding somebody off spawn and you have
I think I think it's because your headsets outlay your headset loud case
Like is it loud on your head not not in my pit wait well this work like this cuz I'm yelling
I got a yell for y'all. No, but we don't want you yelling
That's the okay point turn noise suppression to Chris turn that from standard to Chris
And then we're gonna we're gonna lower it a little bit
I
Okay, and then we're gonna lower the decibels again, we're gonna go back
Right now yes, yes, how about you up case? No, no, we can't yeah
Yo
Timmy Timmy, how is this paid to win again this kid? Alright, so so share your screens again. Sorry. Yeah
He's gonna help him and then drag me back. So we're not like, you know
We I don't know how to screen share it out. Wait me this maybe this maybe this
This on discord there's a icon that says share your screens. It's good. Yes
Can you see?
No, no, like I know how to share screens, but like I don't know if it's I don't know how to share the xbox screen
Hold up. Let me try this one
If you press it it
If you press share screens, you can check the applications and then you can also do like your entire screen everything like that
I don't know if you want to do here here
Here can you see my OBS?
That works that works. That works. Yeah, okay
It's good. It's good. Okay. Sorry. How is this pay to win again? Sorry. Okay. Okay. If you click the skin above it
Right now commas you can see the difference
So you see how like the the site is a more of a circle, you know, I mean and it's closed verse that one's an open
Open this one's more open. Yeah
Like you can you can look into the game. It's it's like night and day difference
So
Put me on the puck right now like just let me know all the pay to win once. Yeah, okay
Um, right?
Lot line is the flat line has one not every skin has paid a win by the way
I need all how about get out there to me. I'm pretty bad. Okay. Let me look through the flat line real quick
Thank you, bro, I
Got you bro. Let me see heat sink. I'm not sure sure if you can buy that one right now
Hellshell, now I don't see it, he'd think.
You were saying T0-0?
T0-0?
Oh, exotic shop, hold on, let me see.
Exotic shop, first one.
Chad, how about he's helping K-Soul right now, he's helping him.
I don't think we should make him waste a charge for this one.
I didn't just get the T0-0.
This one, this one, this one, this one.
Yeah, yeah.
No one has got my button.
Oh, wow.
All right, anything else that, wait,
I forgot to put it, shy stuff, sorry.
Anything else?
There are like, for like heirlooms,
like they are for like specifically for each character
and then they have like universal ones
that you can use for all of them, like a lightsaber,
you know, like a cremant.
Okay, sorry.
I'm gonna go back in that call, by the way, to me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, yo, case tight, you doing good?
yeah I'm good I'm good
y'all should hear me shooting at that bad is it?
no it's very low
wait shoot k shoot
yeah I'll shoot right there
you're good you're good you're perfect
okay I'm ready
okay let's do this
there's one more scan one more scan
put a wingman
uh... sorry it's in the pistols wingman
and then skins and then get a red rocket
actually that might be a recolor let me see wait is in pistols you said pistols
yeah pistols
and then
man and then red rocket
red rocket
uh... yes
i'll look for the
the other it's called death ray death ray death ray death ray
yeah
it's actually one more is a piece of it
all my god that is gorgeous that is gorgeous oh my god
mm-hmm
okay one more is that
yeah and then uh...
nana and
chakras and peacekeeper
you should get to the one called
uh...
it's called the superstar
super star
all
Okay, apex!
Okay, apex!
Little bits of skin swag!
Little bit of skin swag.
Dang.
Okay, thank you, Timmy. Anything else? It'll be good.
And that's it.
Majority of the stuff will have some things a little bit better, like the gun model itself might be slimmer,
but those don't matter. It's the main thing is just like the iron sight right now.
Yeah. So, last thing, could I
get the MOBA skin? Oh, yeah.
Dude, my favorite pay-to-win skin is that peacekeeper skin, like the old school looking one.
Yeah, the Superstar.
Yeah.
Wait, no, that one skin with the one heavy gun, I forgot the name of it.
flatline yet they had a pay-to-win skin on the flatline to that was really good
mm-hmm
back in the day
you might she fuck with this skin the magenta
militant
over skin
that one kind of goes hard
don't it? is it in the shop? in the store?
uh... it's in the right... if you'll click the loba thing
are you gonna click the skin?
yeah
so it's not in the air?
okay loba loba loba loba loba
Yeah, if it's not inside like where you were buying it in the other skins, you probably can't get it because it's like a limited time.
So wait, I'm looking forward to it in here, in here.
That looks like a zombie, bro.
It should be, it should call it um, a gentle militant. Might like that one.
There's also a, a bikini one.
Whoa.
I
That dates this one trouble in paradise
Nobody said that took you right yep. Um, I think
Who you gonna play as Tammy um, I
Could dabble with Pathfinder first
Bring back the vibes we um oh
Puffy, huh? Mm-hmm
Wait, uh Timbo Timbo um
Imbo
Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy um so okay
do I
My opinion I only played one day, but I think race is like the best character of a game. I'm not even kidding
Timmy him. I think
I think you could like literally tear us if you go right because now the best character in the game is alter bro on everything
I love she's broken
Casano's ball
Author is disgustingly broken. Oh shit. He knows that altars pick up there for sure
It kind of got nerfed so I'm not too sure exactly how
But she is anymore, but she's like still probably really good. Okay, we were in a white game low key
Dude, let's get in there. Can I play on level 10 though, Kase? Can I play right?
I don't know. Do you know Timbo?
Timbo Slice!
Could be your thing. You can see bottom left and then click ring. See if you can do it.
Oh, okay. I can change. No, sorry guys. I don't have rank unlocked yet.
You got it!
It says road to rank. Complete challenges. Oh, here we go. Oh.
Oh, one of the three.
What you gotta do?
Jason.
I know, I think there's challenges.
Do you have to do those?
Letting play ranked.
Access to rank?
Unranked Trio, training, fire range.
Yeah, ranked, locked, locked.
But you need to do challenges?
What the fuck?
What the hell is that?
I mean, it is a good thing because back then
people you should just make an account get a little 10 and then start cheating
streams night yeah yeah that's a lot of work on this day so good for them bro
I'm gonna be honest like I could do these challenges like off-street this is
gonna take forever I have to do six boot camp challenges wait no but a lot of
these are just playing unrex like a lot of these are just playing yeah no I
I could get this done tonight, maybe.
Right, Chad?
Deal damage?
Guys, I could deal damage.
Ping, loot, five times.
I'll ping all the loot up there.
Why are people laughing?
Guys, I could do damage.
Yeah, we can just play some trios.
Yeah, I'm down.
All right.
I see it.
It says, deal 1,500 damage.
Yeah, easy.
Oh, that's one game.
Yeah, that's easy.
In a suite, in a single game?
You could do that in one game is what I'm saying.
I have to do a recon legend. I have to do okay. I have to feel God this is a lot
deal 1500 damage as a support
1500 damage as a controller
1500 damage as an assault 1500 damage as a recon fit that a damage is a skirmisher. Oh
So you just got to do 1500 damage with a character of every class
Yes, truly one game because that might be a little too intense. Yeah, that'd be that'd be a while. Yeah wait Timbo
Is there an octane butterfly knife?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you go to store, and you press a mystic.
And then you scroll.
So there's two colors if you want.
There's a green one, and then there is kind of like a prototype.
You can see it.
So there's a little orange.
Where's it at?
I think it's in here.
Airmoves?
Airmoves?
Yeah, yeah, you see it.
It'll have an octane.
And then we blow kind of get a knife already.
Name on it.
Wait, but Timbo, I don't know.
know Timbo I need to do more packs man I mean guess we gotta start opening I
already opened 300 it's just 200 more right I mean it's owners like not that
much no come again up in here Jaycee what is it what is it what is it get up in
here are you all in the body I don't want to hold it I'm not this much of it
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm
coming. I didn't know y'all were
in. I didn't know y'all were in.
All right, let's do this. Uh,
wait, case, do you have the
ad effect? Case. Case. What did
you say? Something about that?
Case, get me out of it. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, invite you. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm inviting
you right now. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you. No, I just
didn't want to judge you. All
right. I hope it creates on CS
Let's go yesterday while I was just chillin',
I opened two knives, bro.
What?
None of your kids, I don't.
Case, please don't tell me right now.
Please.
I'm serious, I showed them on stream a minute ago.
How many cases did you open for two knives?
It was like 200, not gonna lie.
You got two knives and 200.
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How much are they?
Pull my stream up, bro.
I don't know what you're saying,
go to the extreme, go to the extreme.
Okay, I'll go to the extreme.
Oh
Frank me or something
I showed earlier two knives in 200 cases case, so you realize you're supposed to get one every one hundred
Yeah, but these are two that I got one of them's factory knew though. This is right here. It's factory knew that I got
That's a bowie knife
It's a bowie, but you've got a gamutoppler.
You've got a gamutoppler for a month.
And this one's well worn that I got, but I wouldn't do more about it.
Let me see another one.
Oh, okay.
That one you got, that's like the type of knife I would get.
Blue steel.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, I'm going to be honest, your bowie chat, what is that?
Like 600?
The gamutoppler bowie, is that like 600?
Somebody in my chat said like 300, but that ain't nowhere near what I've spent on that
what I've spent on that time let me tell you godly what case I mean I'm in two
occasions not hi guys just floating to the night with you fit so case okay 250
but um what case did you get out of what case I was opening the ones or they're
on the bottom bottom one beside the bottom left in the store not the one
with the red but the one right beside it I think I forgot the name of them but
if you go to the store and they're on there the one in the bottom left has
Like a red flame and there's one right beside the red one to the right of it. I forgot the name of it
Dreams and nightmares
No, no, I hate those those suck
Real wait, okay, case. I'm joining right now. I don't see an invite. That's
No, you can go on you can join to the the friends list if he has it open
I'm a re-advice you just in case
Reinvited steam case about console. Oh
Oh
You're still what am I supposed to do about that?
You won't wait a minute
Oh, wait, you can add me to the game maybe yeah
Do RB underscore and then I it's easy
go to the friends list
friends list yeah yeah
yeah tag yeah
yeah it says change tag
oh okay at the very bottom
at the very bottom say find friend
you see that
and then you type in rb
underscore
ii
tz
ti m
my
Oh, we can do a custom code.
Ooh, totally.
Wait, there's two.
I'm overstimulated.
I'm just going to cast.
Top on top one.
Oh, get that.
Top on top one.
Ooh, didn't get it.
You might have a lot of invites.
Timmy, you might have.
Have any invites?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Do it again.
Do it again.
I didn't.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.
You had it off, but now you have it on.
two eyes in the front. In the front. In the front. Yeah, I easy. Timmy, I got you right
here. Set. Timmy baby. Oh, we got some bad news. Oh, Jinxie a beat. Is that your name?
No, it's Jinxie Peakin. No, Jinx, Space Peakin. Jinx, Space Peakin. There might be imposters.
There's a fake guy running around right now. We haven't got him down yet. There is an imposter.
out for a three or a four but mine is just jake space peaking okay okay okay
back okay i can i can i can try to add you yeah jake space peaking man
uh peaking jake space peaking yep
oh oh wait let's just join a private match that's what we did with uh wig and
then we add it in there let's do that i i said i said did you get it
You sent me one. You have ordered the climb on Bazaar
Ready ready send it wait send it now
That's it. That's it. You did hide mine
I'm gonna do a custom car. I'm gonna do a custom card. Yeah, just do a custom. Trust me. Yeah
Trust me
Bazaar what the one you took me to the ad you? Yeah
Yes, I put the code in our discord
Party join fail. Oh my fucking god
actually doesn't matter
oh shit hold on
I'm in the only holy f...
oh lord this is
gaaaaaft
I don't know what I'm talking about
I can't hear a broken mic
so I put a code in joint buster game
oh yeah hold on let me get the new code
we'll go like there was a glitch in that one
All right, bet
That's a new road
Are you sent to the discord? Yeah, let me type that in right now
Let me type that in right now
Wait, how do you go to type it in party privacy like where do I go?
Bottom left and then you go
All right, let me hide that I bet
All right, this is what worked yesterday.
And I was able to add them through this.
Beautiful.
Very nice.
Yeah, we got to get you on the PC.
No, I'm going to be out of it.
I just forgot.
I'm going to be out of it.
Right now, I'm just trying to learn the game.
I'm just trying to learn the game.
But I have a feeling we're going to be pretty dominant out there.
I'm going to be there.
That tonight's going to be a good night.
Timmy, I just, I'm in.
I'm about to add you right now. Boom.
Okay, see that's that.
One second, I'm almost done.
I sent a friend of yours just to give you a clue.
You can't do what as well.
Okay.
Oh yeah, I'm in here. Let's go.
Okay, can we see leave?
Yeah, I'm gonna get in there.
Oh my god, hold on.
Yeah, you're out of here. Come on, brother. You're on my list.
You're on my list. I invited you, Lavi.
Now I'm in my case and then we're good.
Yes. Nice. There we go.
Okay, I just get boom, boom, boom.
It's time, baby.
I believe this makes us do, Rad.
Rad.
Rad.
Rad.
Rad.
Rad.
Oh my god, we're good.
All right, we're ready.
Here we go.
All right.
Let's get it.
All right, all right, all right.
Let's cue the game.
Sorry.
There we go.
All right, man.
We'll get the first game on.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Are you guys ready now, by the way?
Are you guys got it up by the way?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Chison, Chison!
Hopefully the string sniping is not bad.
Red! We are fucked!
What on this planet hurt that I just hear
Yes, I got the I got the octane for the time
I think the part about this.
Wait, did you already buy it?
Yes.
Oh yeah.
Okay, it's all good.
Oh yeah, let's go.
Alright, we're in.
Boys, we're in.
Oh, baby.
Oh, good map too.
Oh, player skill and observation.
Wow, wow, distribution.
We're right there.
I'm not sure what that means.
I think that means we're one of the lower ranked teams.
That just can't be possible
Oh lord have mercy come on
I ain't watching no anime man. All right, you're missing out. No, I missed it out
Dude I have two apex kills guys I'm such a bot guys.
Is that two totes?
Just two all octane.
Do that later.
Hey wait, wait, wait.
The jam's fucked up.
Oh I'm not!
I'm not K-Bulked up master.
Really?
What's your time to see him?
You got that speech.
Let's go to the save.
Let's see what happens.
First game.
Oh we landed on it!
We're gonna get stream sniped into oblivion.
No we're not.
No we're not.
No, there ain't nobody in here. We're good.
We'll be fine.
Wait, you're in the garage?
Yeah, I'm in the garage.
We'll be okay.
Cindy, I'm gonna stay with you, Papa.
Yeah, you're on us.
I ain't got no gun, DD. I got a gun.
Ooh, I got a big bolt for it too, Hoda!
Got that on me, got it. I'm nervous!
Oh, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Guys, what do we think of the alternator? Good or bad? Good or bad?
the alternator personally oh you'll find me Timmy's fighting people yeah sorry sorry sorry
Timmy Timmy just wore a Barbie face he's like sad as in murdering people
I'm gonna let them out Timmy I'm with you I'm gonna stack it
all right people are okay I got one one shot on the hill one shot cost it I'm coming I'm coming
water winking on the hill so this building here oh shooting back he shooting back
in case I'm a part of them happy to have them up until there oh big hill big
hill okay okay okay guys out of my way around this map all good all good I'm
I got a limo but I'm good
Oh my god you have decoys that is
That is gross
Yeah we'll win in this
What are you talking about throwing no doubt about
That's actually nasty there's ten of you
Yeah no, Moran is really good
Give him my shield to recharge
Okay guys, good start, good start, good start
I
Just need some heavy
There's a team presence you got to go push them. Oh, I'm gonna scan right here. Let's see how many people
Push in the same right here, come on right thing. Oh, yeah, I'm going
Going in crossing the road
Forty six on one, white shield.
Okay, big comms.
Y'all see me?
Go back to play.
Faster, faster.
I'm rushing after him, it's not going to last.
Are you up in here?
I'm with you, Chase. I'm right on your back, Daddy.
Sorry.
Yes, I see.
Hit the silver thing.
Over here.
I'm sitting up.
One more.
Right on the roof.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You're alone, you're alone.
Okay, four team on the roof.
Going inside, on the floor.
Get a seat one, get me on the roof.
Yeah.
Going up
Take a team take a team
Next I like night I got a hill I got a hill I got a hill
I thought that was you there's another one's here by on us
good stuff Timothy
that was ridiculously handsome Timbo
great work Timbo
you got the resurrection oh my god wait
I got it
hey Kasey you know ball
oh yeah I'm playing
thank you Kase thank you thank you guys
guys I had a little bit of a bot moment
I thought y'all were the one on the floor in my file
I
Bro, thank you to superhero or something now
I'm blaming I got heels I got heels I got heels I got heels okay
Now how do we have fear of shields today blues? Do we just naturally get it?
He's gonna do damn it. Yeah
God that might be
Timmy, you already have purple armor?
Oh, I see.
So they kind of reward you for doing them.
They reward you for getting killed.
There's things on the map, like if you scan the details
or you grab these little EVA harvests,
they'll give you EXP.
I'm going to go grab now and I'm going to get purple off of that.
Hey Timmy, is there a chance I could get armor, maybe, Timmy?
I can't give you my armor, it's based off like...
Oh no no no worries bro
Here I got you I got you here
Can I get all I need?
You're temporary
Oh thank you Jimmy thank you
I got you I got you
Here's a battery here too
Jimmy come back to me
Come back to me
Sorry
Yeah what you said let's go out
Spotted a weapon somewhere in my head
You wanna go Jimmy call it?
We'll go for the scan right here
I'm just gonna say great work out there so far I'm gonna be now really gonna step it out
How much damage you got Tammy?
Uh, 1300
Yeah!
Lay!
How do I check my damage?
How do I check?
Top right under uh how many squads you left?
How much you got?
Sweet mother of an afternoon
How much you got?
36
36 what?
36k right?
What?
This is gay, right?
Are you got like 36 damage?
Like, um, like 36, uh, 36...
Oh!
Bruce is 100, Bruce is 100.
No, like, uh, 36.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
God, what are you doing?
I swear!
I swear!
I swear!
I swear!
I swear!
I swear!
I swear!
I swear!
I swear!
I swear!
I swear!
I swear!
I swear!
Alright, worried about it.
Dude, these maps are like, I'm gonna do a map that's kind of pretty.
I'm not gonna lie.
This is one of the best ones.
That's the best map.
Whoa, Timmy, what's happening down here?
Hey, right here, right here.
What are you guys doing?
Enemy combatants.
Enemy combatants, Timmy.
You got to hit him with the bandwagon?
Okay.
I'm just running at it, no joke.
Oh, yeah, we engage on stuff.
Jinxie, throw your ult out, your pad, we can just pat on him.
Gotcha.
Just tell me when to pat, tell me when.
Yeah
The knock guys
I'm dead again guys remember I got every blue card if you need all good all good. I got you
Oh, the Karamban yellow one? Almost out of the rain here.
I see you!
Yes, I'm clean.
Guys, uh, hi.
Are you just kidding me?
Dangerous.
Yeah, I think there's like two guys, though.
Oh my god!
They should have known that he hasn't shoot at us.
This is a great team.
Guys, so my game is on a 307, by the way.
Oh, that's good actually.
Oh nice.
But, I shot a guy that was already knocked.
That's not a counter damage, I don't think.
Okay.
It does, it does, it does.
But, every damage counts.
Someone's gonna get the thirst, you know what I mean?
Yep.
Talk to me nice.
Seem across, Seem across, they're coming.
Oh yeah.
Don't they, don't they see me?
They're back in the middle of the game.
Yeah, let's hit this.
BAM BOOSLEP!
They're close, they're close, they're close.
Stand down!
They're doing damage, they're doing damage.
I'm popping up on the Phoenix, I'm not there!
I lit one, didn't I?
Killed one.
I'm moving around.
Yep.
We got it.
Nice BAM.
On the Zip, I'm following on the Zip.
I
First thing first thing is all right
You're gonna smell you know that was how you got UK lot. That was funny
You're the same W angles. Oh god
Yeah, we're winning these
Thank you
I think it's where you pull up your fist or you're nice so I think you hold your triangle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want to be in that like majority of the time if you're not fighting
you move faster.
You know they're ratting somewhere, you know it.
And then when you fight you pull your gun, makes sense?
Yep.
One more to go, it's just rings nearby.
Whoa, this is a cool part of the map, am I right?
I actually hate this part of the map but it looks good.
that RE45 is disgusting. Like putrid even.
That is a little bit a little bit bloke-ing.
I think that gun shoots twice when you shoot.
Bro, if your things fold, do you have to get like a better backpack?
Uh, yes. Yes.
What color should I get?
Her.
I think, wait, what is my backpack? How do I see what color my backpack is?
Um, open your...
Is that right there Tim?
Oh, yeah, they're right there.
Does that mean a pat?
What a pat?
Yeah, go ahead.
We're behind you though.
They're right here.
They're right here.
They're past.
Slide into it.
Slide into it and you go far.
There you go.
Yep, you know, you know.
Right here, right here, right right here.
They're in the building.
Put two of them.
Maybe three.
Yeah.
I'll put a TV right here.
Yep.
What up, sir?
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm trying to get up there.
Oh.
Get one.
That was one, Tim.
Got the kill. Got the kill.
That's what's going on in the trident car.
You in the car?
I thought he was there. I mean, he might have fell down or something.
I thought maybe I'm weakest.
Hold on. I'm going to hit the scan real quick.
Big scan.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, bottom.
Easy, jump down, jump down, right here.
In the blue crate, right there.
Oh!
Oh, my bad.
I should let you have it.
Oh, you're good, you're good.
Oh, I saw red, I saw red.
I saw red.
That's a little bridge.
You're on the bridge.
Yep.
Right here.
I hear.
Got a squad slap, Cass.
He's low on the bridge.
I'm nervy!
Saw his ribs.
3 squad slaps!
Oh my god!
Whatever we do, we can't get third party.
Whatever we do, we can't get third party.
I'm nervy!
It's close.
It's right above me by the way.
Right above me.
I love this.
100%.
No bamboozling.
Bamboozling?
Yeah, they on the bridge.
I got one.
Watch out.
He's on site.
I'm in there.
I'm in there.
Two will be camp.
Two will be camp.
I'm not going.
Two on the roof.
Yeah.
Oh, look.
He's up down.
He's up down.
He's walling.
Go, kill that thing.
Kill that thing.
Kill that thing.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm here. I'm here. I gotta pop you up one shot
I'm feeling you good Jim. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good
I'm not good, I'm not good.
Stay out of him!
Oh shit, oh shit.
What the hell, what the hell?
Oh, oh.
Down here, down here.
He's on the bridge, he's on the bridge.
Oh lord.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Hey Gc, right here.
Jump back, jump back, jump back.
Oh, that's right, that's all good.
One guy here.
Boom, he's in the zone.
You can kill this guy.
He's under me, I always go far.
One guy down, one guy.
No!
Case is up to you!
You got this, case!
Guys, I'm so sorry!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, that was a good try!
No joke, that was a good try.
It was a good try, it was a good try.
I thought they were like dead,
but then there was like eight of them.
Was that wrong?
Oh my god.
Yeah, that wasn't bad.
Good try, good try.
I had fun.
I'm getting comms from the chatters on how to teach you.
The first thing you need to know is looting.
Looting this game is the most important thing.
Every single player, even till the pro players have loot groups, even if I have the loot.
So what do you want to do?
And that's the thing I'm the worst at.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I got you.
the first thing always grab a backpack upgrade the backpack the greed is good
okay would you get back back how do you more and more stuff find it yeah you
find it off the drop like when we land you you loot the POI we're in and then
you get a backpack if you don't find a backpack there then you kill some
somebody and then they'll have a blue or purple purple is second to max but it
has the most amount of inventory space you can get gold just make sure you can
hold a little bit more stuff in terms of like meds etc etc so just get the back
packs yeah get the back packs for meds you kind of just want to hold like two
of each of like each type of three sets of batteries
two sets of like shields once one set of like meds one set of med kits so it's a
It's a lot when you say meds you mean like the med kit and what else?
Yeah, so I'll say exactly what you would have so when you have a
Real quick. I ain't trying to rush you or nothing, but you know, just can you hit the ready up button real quick?
Yeah
Okay, so you're good. I try to be rude. I was a shop. You go ahead go ahead
Sorry
I got you an amazing picture you can look at.
Yeah, yeah, show me.
Show me.
Okay, look in discord.
Look in discord.
So this is what you should have in your backpack, essentially.
This is kind of like the starter pack.
So your ammo is usually like two stacks per gun, depending on the gun that you have.
So if it's a shotgun, you have like one shotgun,
one slot shotgun, but majority of the time,
if you have an SMG, it's two.
And if you have an AR, it's like three.
So like obviously never have two SMGs, right?
Just never have two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So what's meta right now is you wanna use a Hemlock.
So Hemlock, and then get three stacks of heavy ammo,
and then an SMG or shotgun,
and then get one stack of shotgun ammo or two stacks of SMG,
depending on your backpack.
If you have no back, oh, actually,
If you have a white backpack, just do like three heavy and then two light and then the
rest is your ammo's and your grenades.
But in my opinion, don't carry grenades.
It's too much to think about right now.
And then you can always add grenades whenever you get rid of like ammo slots when you're
trying to figure it out.
Okay, I feel you don't.
So if you used to use SMGs, I could get some of the bolt and all of the grenades are really
easy to use.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I agree.
Let me know on the back hatch, like if y'all see him, because I never see him.
I feel like I miss him.
The main looting that you actually do in this game is at the very beginning when we drop down,
and then the second part is when we start killing people, you just loot the boxes.
You take a look in every box, kind of find something.
Oh, I got feet. I got feet. Bad. I'm going bottom floor.
Okay, oh, over here.
Are you over there? Oh, no.
Oh, it's all good. I'm gonna kill everybody. I got already 45. I'm gonna kill the whole thing
It's a guy on our building here careful
Yeah
What they left my bill over here
I love oh, they all love me all over me
Yeah, open this box open this box and just try to like
leaders more though
You'll find the same
And then you go on to them and then hit a square
It's here, HITSQUARE.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I gotta get outta here. I gotta get outta here.
Wait, so, wait, Timmy, it's all, um, canceled.
All's canceled almost. I can get the shield.
Yeah, yeah. That means if it's canceled, that means you have it already.
So you want the cancel bar, Timmy?
You're all over here, y'all, by the way.
Yeah, if it's canceled, that means you have it already, and you just need to find an upgrade.
You can hide, you can hide, you can hide!
Yeah, one on the roof.
One on the roof, one on the roof, one on the roof.
Ooh, yep.
Like super top, dude.
Oh, come on, you got that.
Better than one.
Better than one.
Yeah, I got another one.
Let's go, dude.
Whoa.
More across.
I hear somebody.
Hold on.
Maybe I'm peeking.
Wait, dead?
Oh, yeah, they're under us, Jakey.
What did you hear me right there?
No, yeah, there's a guy under us, but there's someone that came above us as well.
Well, I am in the blender.
Where they at?
I'm on my way.
Nice.
Oh, it's hot.
On my way
Nice
Oh, it's not taking force in his big boy. Yeah, I'm okay. Oh, they put up a ramp art thing. Oh, Lord
I'm gonna keep you on him. Oh, I ain't thinking that you got me
Maybe a little bit too hot.
Yeah, that was a hot, hot job.
Bro, I feel like you can't hear, like, literally anything in this game.
Like, I feel like you just died.
I can't hear nothing.
Welcome to Apex.
Bro, I'm like, I just feel shots.
Like, I just feel them. That's what happens.
And I have to be happy.
So if I'm in the open, I'm just dead.
If I have no real...
If you're by yourself, yeah, unless you're like Gibraltar or Castle or something.
No, yeah, I'm trying to stay like on y'all all the time.
All right.
So, like, so it's going to say the cancel mark to me because I already have them, so I just grab them.
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm going to Castle.
So you can upgrade your backpack and your knockdown shield, which are like this.
It must like a circle and a backpack.
If you have it already, then it's just canceled out so you don't have to like look at it, you know what I mean?
Um, and then the max are gold for both of them. I don't think you can get a gold knockdown shield in this game though.
I think they should get out, but pretty much purple knockdown, um, purple bag is what you're looking for.
Um, and then the same thing goes with like attachments. So after you loot those two, you scroll down and you look for the attachments with the guns.
And the same thing if it's grayed out that means you don't have the gun with the attachment
For that guy, so you don't have the gun for that attachment
And then you try to find like whatever you need. So if you're gonna look for a hemlock
You want to look for heavy mag and then a stock and a sight? Yeah, so AR is heavy obviously, right?
But there's light AR like the R30 wants a light. Yeah
There's there's a lot
It's honestly kind of a lot of like info dump. So it's easier just to like I
Was just drop the gun and I'll drop you the attachment and you just memorize it
Yeah, dude, it's a lot like cuz I don't like I don't want to be like dropping something
I shouldn't be dropping or like, I don't know find out this running around
yeah, so the easy way to think about it is
is when you find something you like, just pick it up and then you hold on to it
so when you find the weapon or whatever you need, then you have it already, you know what I mean?
Okay. Oh, I gotta finish it on you?
You finished him.
No, I'm saying like I'm like I gotta flip one.
Oh yeah, so if you go into your locker, legends, oxygen, and then animations, you gotta finish her.
You can choose if you want to.
Oh my god that is cool.
Dude that's sick!
What?!
God let me!
Damn you fucking nuked us.
I
Like you died over on that sneeze you good
No, man, no map here. Come on. Oh, Olympus. I do not like Olympus not gonna lie
Oh, this is my favorite map your favorite map. Yes, it's my favorite map
Wait, really?
I like I like nah, this is the OG is a Kings Canyon Kings Canyon was good
It was just too small get third party too easy. That's the only bad thing about Kings Canyon. Yeah, you really know Paul
Okay, so I'll tell you I got 1100 hours just on PC on this thing
On apex yeah
Holy crap, I didn't even know you grind it like that. No, I like that one new map the new map is called
What's he called? Tell me the new one you district? Yeah, I like that math. I'm not gonna lie
I eat this for good it was a good one too. That's a good one. Yep
So alters she her ability puts out a portal so whenever you place it it scans on the other side
I shit might be a perk but
When you put the portal down you can go through it and then you go into like a phase where you don't get hit or like a
a second and then you go through the walls essentially.
There's like perks in this game where like once you get the blue armor and purple armor
you can upgrade, kind of like an upgrade pressure abilities.
So like mine is I get recon abilities which is like one of the classes.
How does like support, recon, controller.
It just allows me where I can pick the different controller classes or the recon classes.
And then the purple perk is like, when I take the portal, I come out faster, or I come with my gun out faster, move in speed, stuff like that.
So your character does have two. When you have blue perk, I think for Auxing, it might be like stim, like stim damage, I think you take reduced stim damage.
Yeah, I know how to do that, LV, then LV.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're winning these. This is the win.
Eee, what is this? 30, 30? What is this?
Hey, don't you talk! Cripple guys are starting cutting out!
Is it good? It looks...
Yeah, good!
That's your shabby, that's shabby.
You wanna look for Hemlock?
Look for Hemlock. That's the gun you want.
I'm dead, y'all. Somebody on me.
Oh, shoot, oh shoot.
I just bit my tongue. I'm hurting bad.
Oh, god.
Oh, yeah, my boy, man. I'm feeling it, y'all. GG.
come on come on come on come on
hey hey my accident is one shot to me
one shot up here
right here bloodhound
ok I got it done
I may lay by accident
nice
wait what I didn't know there was a
I can't believe he's speaking from this
off the ring
guys I don't even know how I'm alive
but I just jumped off the map
the point
you're good you're good
wait what
in this map
in this map
it makes you where you launch back those
oh
no but I
I just
I just do
if you don't mess up with it, I just got my pants.
Oh yeah.
Wait, I want to stop that.
Wait, so what am I doing?
I'm doing the other energy, or the energy
that's heavy, the energy that's heavy, OK?
Oh, when you go in your inventory,
or you look at it, actually look at bottom right, the color.
Yeah, I see it.
Finally learning this.
get them already out of backpack space wow
oh they're brave for that
i just saw an enemy on that i just saw an enemy on the blue thing
I thought I was barrage still let one let one oh I might be a truck oh wow you
Nice way over here
You got it you got it I fly away
You can't drop it down drop it down
Down here down here in the roof
They're on me right now
What is the 30 million single-fire?
Single-fire?
I thought it was going to unload a clip on him.
I started doing single-fire.
Oh, no, that's not fair with like a sub or AR.
Dude, I don't even know.
I don't know anything.
I got to learn all this.
It's okay.
Don't stress about it.
It's fine.
have one chick a gun one chick a gun
wait what is that knife skin what is that knife
the universal
Vamo Vamo
come on Tim come on Tim
it is up to you now you are the only one man
you'll one be three it
yeah you will one be three this Timmy
Holy movement, holy movement, holy game!
You have them dudes trying to shoot, I'm not gonna lie!
I know, I said I got first.
Timmy, you beautiful man.
Holy disgusting aim.
We're known for that, so this is the back side you want to grab.
Hey Phoenix.
Timmy, like even if you die, that was some of the cleanest movement I've ever seen.
I've never seen it.
Oh, of course.
All right, we need a little rebath right here.
You guys are on rea.
Got it?
Timmy, got it.
Timmy, you're really shooting.
You win, they're shooting.
Got it?
You gotta get Timmy.
Really good!
Timmy, really good!
Oh, yeah, big part.
Oh, yeah, this is actually a turn-out, yeah, oh my god, oh my god, Timmy, Timmy, do it
to him!
Oh, yeah, Blamabla, R45, you win these.
Good coms, case!
Got a hit!
Get rid of these, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Jimmy, this is very very very sexy.
Might as well be over now, he won it if it won't be won now.
It is a 1v1 now.
Which means, we're getting revived.
Damn it!
Oh my god.
Timmy, now we've got the most handsome and attractive things I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, great!
There's no one for that, James. Come on.
Oh, my God.
Timmy, the little talent open, the aiming, the little, the little, the little teleporting.
Yep, yep, you put a nicer position, you like that?
Holy crap, that's the ability you took, man. I can appreciate that.
Of course, of course.
That's great ability you said, Timbo.
What a rush!
Big Timbo in the build.
Big Timbo!
Okay, James, come here.
Thanks, you come here.
Talk to me, talk to me, I have nothing.
Okay, this is the gun that you want to use.
When you want to use this, out.
Okay.
Hey, change the subject first.
Oh my god.
Anything else?
I got this, I got this first.
Level three.
Wait, wait, where's the backpack?
There it is.
Jimmy can't, oh my god, it's back there.
And the grab, you grab all the extra stuff.
Level three.
Wait, you would have got everything on the floor?
Hey, everything on the floor.
Okay, I'm gonna grab some of that now, hold on now.
Hold on.
I'm gonna mess up too now, hold on.
Yeah, I got a little goop, okay?
Hey, whatever you need, whatever you need, babe.
No, I'm good, man, I'm good.
Timmy, that was like, like, Timmy.
Oh, wow, don't grieve for gloves.
I told you it was up to what we wanted, it was over.
Brother, oh, one team, here we go, man.
I hear right here, I hear teams, teams.
Don't bet Timmy, don't bet, don't bet, Timmy.
Let's just run at him.
Wait guys, wait for me, guys.
Oh, no.
You're not gonna open your inventory, right?
yes
okay open your inventory?
nah, just gotta make sure
wait, what?
what's your last case?
wait, how do you open it?
wait, Timmy, how do you open it?
oh yeah, there we go, there we go
I got it
right here
let's go here
give me one, give me one
oh
big scan bell again
put your mind right here, Timmy Clo
yep, he's up here
okay, let's get him then, let's get him then
oh yeah, problem
I know that one!
Hi!
Hi!
Bro that was kind of a kill steal, I'm not gonna hold you!
Ooh ooh ooh.
Get on the low bit.
Get on the low bit, is that me?
Get on the low bit, is that me?
Get on the low bit, where I'm marked.
Get on the low bit, where I'm marked.
Shice it up.
Get over here, over here.
I'm running at it.
Get over here, over here.
I'm running at it.
I'm running on your back, it's right behind you.
Tee hee!
Yep.
Get on the back.
To the right, to the right.
Rings around the corner.
Don't back down.
Don't back me close.
I'm here and saw.
Get on the resin.
I see.
What are you doing?
Free knock.
Watch this one.
That is case.
Case though.
Whatever you don't take.
I'll take that.
You want to use that?
Phoenix kick?
2x or 2 to 4?
2x or 2 to 4 is like the best
sites that you can use.
I think you're honestly using 2 to 4.
You good
You mean the snipers docker there's a lot going on here
Oh, Jimmy, thank you so much like a sieve scope. Thank you, Jimmy. Wow
Wow!
Left L3E, something like that?
Yep, what about it?
I dropped an EVET tower for you all there.
Oh my god.
Thank you, Timbo.
Appreciate that, Papa.
And then whenever you're running,
make sure to holster your gun
and run with your knife.
So always run with your knife?
Just like Steve?
Exactly. Run with your knife and make it run faster.
It's kind of like running with your pistol now, so...
Why y'all spend a GG, Chad? We're good!
Wait, Timmy, where do I go?
Timmy, where are you?
I'm on the phone, Timmy.
Oh, no, Timmy.
Wait, Timmy, I have a pad!
Yeah, go talk to him right here.
And then slide?
Boom.
Okay.
And then you jump to the right end.
Do you do momentum?
Ooh, ooh, that's a rock.
There's a guy on the top!
Alright, and then you go into the portal right here.
The fight of your head, oh yeah you know.
You can get to a hill and you start sliding, you can heal while you're sliding too.
He...
T.M., are you sure you're going the right way to me?
100% on your side.
We're going top left, you see the minimap?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
T.M., I'm scared of the star.
Oh, look at the shimmy in the head.
T.M., hold me.
I got you, I got you.
Right here, right here.
And then...
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh, here, take this, take this shield.
I'm great.
I'll give you extra, I'll give you extra health, or extra shield.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got multiple dudes all over me.
Wait a minute.
This is the one game?
No balls.
What?!
No balls.
They're all over me right now.
Whoa!
Hold up.
I'm gonna go on my way.
Take it all the way.
If you're gonna take it back just in case that
It's my just read on me to all they're all over the place
Okay, it's okay help us on the way. Oh, oh
We make sure to upgrade your
Oh yeah.
What is that again?
Yes, yes.
I got the behind of it.
I'm sliding back.
Chase real quick.
There's two pink here.
He's pushing me.
Enemy came back. Spotted me.
Oh yeah, they find me. We're doing it.
Oh my god, three squads left.
I'm Murphy.
Murphy, can you let him help?
Okay, let me rest.
Don't come in, don't come in, don't come in.
Last team, last team.
We got him big bomb!
We won one last game!
Come on, come on, come on.
Last guy?
Wasn't he done?
I'm right here, I'm right here, right?
Do you want to follow?
I'll get all this.
He's by your clinic now, pull it out, you idiot!
YES!
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!
NO TOWERFUCK!
Guys, how much ammo do we have?
Uhhh...
I think it'll show up at the end, right? It'll show up right now?
Huh?
Emote, emote! Look at me, look at me!
YES!
W ANGLES!
Alright...
RUFFAL!
Ooh...
oh my sweet mother of Neptune 77 damn it
what's up champion champ or something shies I think public matches oh no all
right y'all got one more in you yeah guys I'm sorry guys guys guys I'm sorry
But hey, we got the win moral support, right?
It's all good.
Bro 77 damage is bad. Okay. Look, that's unacceptable. Now we're lost in.
Oh, you're doing your make sure to do your ring challenges. Oh, yeah, well you do that to me. I should copy switch. My god
I don't know your challenges are just
It's just a support, they said.
Yeah, so you play Loba.
You play Loba.
Boss?
All right, I'm here.
You guys ready?
It's the one that has 77 damage possible.
Let's go.
Yeah.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
The Loba ability throws a bracelet, and then when you throw it, when it lands, you TP
to your bracelet.
I'm not kidding.
I think 77 damage is literally like landing two bullets.
Wait, wait, Timmy, sorry.
How do I use Loba?
Throw a bracelet?
Yeah, you throw a bracelet.
It's about four bullets, so it's pretty good.
I mean, you gotta kill it.
Four bullet bracelet?
Timba.
Yeah, when you throw your bracelet, it lands,
and you teleport where it lands,
and you can also cancel it early
by hitting the ability again
and just shoot to the floor instantly.
It's left click.
And her passive makes it to where you can see
all gold and purple stuff through all the walls,
So you know where all the good stuff is.
I'm just in case I just knows.
And if we're like in a arena area where there's a bunch of feet
and denters, a bunch of buildings,
just throw your ult down in the middle
and it shows you everything that's within the vicinity
you can choose like two things.
OK.
Without having to let go and pick it up.
Holding information.
The start of C3PL from Star Wars.
1,000 kills with Gibraltar?
What's your most skilled operator?
I think it's Gibraltar.
Which I have a lot more on playstation back there in the game first drop.
So I'm missing some stats over there.
Timmy, somebody said you had 10,000 damage last game.
Uh, I see no, not like that.
I'll let you jump back there, Timmy.
I think my max is 10k, yeah.
It doesn't look like a lucky strikes or three strikes or something like that.
Timmy, I'm gonna stay with you baby. Oh my god, we're getting snifed. Oh my god, we're getting snifed.
Timmy, what lobby is it again?
Don't worry, look at this. Boom.
A little bit of a float.
What did that dude have a Predator logo, Timmy?
Um, that's weird.
It's because you're a master.
Maybe not, maybe not.
Let's just do a professional for years!
You know, but I'm playing in like, uh, professional lobbies, you know what I mean? Like, not public lobbies like that, you know?
You would feel what in public lobbies guys. I'm flying a car. Oh
Yeah, what's it called?
Both having fun driving a car around sorry
Let me walk you next week. There's a pool here. Nice
Okay, so go to them, give me help, give me help.
Do what?
You good over there?
Yeah, I'm good.
Okay.
Oh, you're a lot.
Ooh, more crates, more crates.
Vamo.
Guys, just like you, you guys got to check this out, sky taxi, guys, we got to get in
Come on
Dude case I'm gonna pick you up in the chopper
Dude, this is like I
Got much enough right now. How do I get in this thing fast?
Make sure to manage your inventory as we go, it's like 24-7, you're constantly opening
it and adjusting it.
Okay.
Alright, let's get in the car.
I hear Boston up here.
Whoa!
I hear, I hear busting up here.
Okay, so we're taking you up in the bobsled, okay?
Shit.
Top of the wind!
Well, you could probably actually jump out, right?
So here's two on the side up here.
Like, I don't know what's good and what's bad.
Yeah, I don't know.
You guys getting in?
Alright.
Hold the light right if you're coffee up here, I'm getting in.
Right here, right here.
To this guy.
What is it?
Oh, yeah
Good all good all good my just your armor pick up
My guns triple take what type of brain loss this
What's happening?
This is like a horror movie!
Okay, hold me, hold me, hold me.
Honest over here.
Give me a shot.
Oh, what?
Oh, what is that thing?
Oh, push it up.
What's happening?
This is bad.
I'm not getting away.
Hold up.
Hi.
You gave me my shields a reach out.
Altitude!
In the car, Gaiso!
In the car!
In the car!
Oh, fuck.
Get out, get out, get out.
Watch out for the leader.
It's the Sniper down between me right there.
my pain yeah you're gonna do something and then it missiles are you good my god
that guy's gaming.
They're putting me big team.
Oh god.
I got you push.
They're walking up.
Walking up.
Oh yeah.
Ash right there.
She threw a star at me.
Hi here.
I'm gonna see you back a little bit.
Oh lord.
Good idea.
Should we just go to what they called and uh,
get a banner?
Yeah.
Did you craft through yet?
No I haven't.
I don't think there is
I don't think there is
What are these dudes doing?
I'm dead!
Oh, what am I?
It's a white field, I'm almost broken
Let's get a fight here
It's down here too, this is bad
Kimmy, I'm watching you
Kimmy, can you try to explain
what you're doing and stuff
and why you're here?
I'm rotating here left because we have to get to our craft
I'm going to grapple to use a little bit in front of this team
The guy in front of me I'm trying to shoot him
Oh no, okay so he's dead
I'm probably battering, I'm sliding down right now
I got one!
fast they're on you they are quick you're good though
all right so they're gonna be running up right now so i'm gonna try to see if i can kill one
good shot
big shots come on jimba
these dudes are pretty good too come on jimba come on jimba
Oh my god big shots oh my god oh my god big shots cam and they are dead
bro pathfinder is so tough here I go all right
I don't know why for years we've been begging the buff and they won't do it.
Just crazy.
You don't think the perfect buff for him would be that wouldn't be too, like a grea,
just make it where he can heal and use heals on a zipline.
That'd be like the perfect, like passive.
If anything, make his head box smaller.
Yeah, he is.
zipline that'd be like the perfect like past them if anything make his head box
smaller yeah he is big yeah he's not even a heavy
oh yeah you get us up right here yeah they're going the other way I think oh
my hair you beautiful man when you craft you can grab the banners right here and
as you go to the beach on right here and then ride this week in it.
Beautiful team, we're winning this game now!
Okay.
Oh.
I feel like I'm like, I'm solving like brain surgery every minute on this game.
It's not, bro.
Dude, if I did an armist like entry level game, I'd have played in my life.
I don't know anything.
I'm gonna need so many treasures behind me.
It's bad that there's league.
There's league, oh well league is great boss.
yeah wait so should I be like should I be even looting this to me or no is it pointless
um we need to make stuff up we don't have any back you don't want to scrap loot
because people like sometimes miss things bro I gotta give her this crappy gun dude
the triple take I want to bomb it using this thing
what you dare what you dare
I love this flip a matter of fact it might be my favorite gun in the whole game
why did I just take standard okay I'm taking this
It's not too shabby. The triple take is pretty good.
Oh, guys, they're here.
We ain't good to right now. I'm not going to lie.
I'm just grabbing my guns.
I need to choose an upgrade.
I'll see now. Actually, I can use one as a shotgun.
One is a long range.
If the one right here, in case I'll cheer right.
Alright.
Oh yeah, there's more blundered.
I'm coming.
I'm floating.
You good, KS?
Okay.
Ah, not good.
I'm floating.
We now have two out of nine.
What?
One is shooting.
Oh, big knee.
Where's your one, Mijiki?
I see a close one. I see a close one, KS.
he's hurt nice going up on me right here
wait no we're good
nice nice when you go to a box you see usually before competitive professional
looters you have to go scroll down and click as fast as you can to loot the boxes or you
want anything.
Are y'all not worried about the door?
I'm like shit.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Alright, so when you go to a box like this one here, I'll teach you, so you open it,
the first thing you do is grab the honor file, right, you saw that, you get a full
ht, then you grab the things next to it like the backpack, um, yeah, the way when you're
in the zone make sure you try to heal so you don't die
oh god
oh god
they're on me
wow
this is now it's going to be good
they're going to be quick here Jimmy
yeah guys here guys
I need y'all here quickly
Bob come out
look what's inside
don't die in zone
Yeah, the other here. Look for an angle on him.
I ain't got no attack.
You're in there?
Bunt of port, dude.
Where's the water?
Ooh, I need a barrel stop. Stabilizer. BAM!
We got enemy combatant over here?
Yep, in this building right here.
It's time to get fragged.
I threw one dude and I'm jumping on it.
You are flounders. Yeah, no shit sir. Oh
I
Stay up Timothy. I'm coming
You got this you see you got this
Oh
Nice I nice I nice shy
I'm not that bad. No actually it's not
But you jinxed I'm telling you like from watching the first time second time
You got around one more
Yeah, if y'all want to do one more man, I'm sorry, I'm just like doing nothing.
Alright, we know the firing range and I can teach you some stuff.
Alright, I'll head into the firing range.
A lot of this is just getting the basics down.
Bro, it's just loop man, I don't know what, it's just, there's like 50 scopes!
There's like 90 shields!
There's like 40 attachments!
There's like 20 different types of ammo!
Good God, I'm about to have an aneurysm!
It's like, if I pick up a gun, can you just give me the ammo, please?
It's like a set of a thousand things, I don't know what's happening.
All right, and ready?
We're gonna play one more, you're gonna do a thousand damage.
Let's go.
Agreed, let's go.
Beauty-
Okay, JX, look here.
You need me to make it a little simple for you right here?
Okay, so literally, explain it to me like I'm four.
When you pick up a gun, you probably already knew this, but maybe you didn't, like, like, you pick up a gun off the floor, right?
And whatever box of ammo was laying beside that gun, just pick up more of it every time you see it.
So say you get a gun off the floor and there's a green box of ammo right beside it, keep grabbing green ammo.
Or say you get a shotgun and it's just gonna get red.
Dude, that, okay, yeah, I kind of, I got that, but like, where I have a problem is like, I'll open a crate,
Crate and then there's nine attachments in my chat. It's like no drop that pick up that one
No, that was bad. It's like I don't know what the Italian. I don't know what's good or bad
I'm gonna I'm gonna bomb it. I'm gonna puke. It was like a hundred
What are the best?
When we land when we land down, I will show you what the attachments are and then I'll teach you do through each pill
Dude is still illiterate. I don't know if you're illiterate. I can read the attachments
I just don't know which ones are good and which ones are bad also
Great purple gray worst purple best blue second work
I know but like they're like 2x 4x 6x
Just look for bruiser the only blue one you want to pick up you three the blues
It's not a bruiser pick it up and then the purple ones you'll either do a 3x or a 2x 4
All my gay hours and stuff. Yeah, well, we'll make it really simple
So it's like
You just look for the same thing over and over and over and then later on those things are like preference
Like there is nothing that's like better or worse. It's all
Oh, you're a pimple and the three exits go when you open this grab everything in the pill at the very beginning of the game
Grab everything the pill for this color here
Everything that's all that you need, okay?
So, follow me.
Alright, you should be going to the ball.
I'm following you.
So right now, what you're going to look for,
you're going to look for two guns.
You're going to look for an...
Actually, let's look for an alternator.
Alternator and a hemlock.
Extended sniper mag.
Yeah, so if you don't see...
You're cooking already, Tim. You're cooking.
Okay, so follow me over here.
Press over there.
Can I get the carbine to me for the ramping?
Yeah, yeah, you can.
In my opinion right now, the easiest way to do it is if no one's landing around you,
because we have this entire PY, you just leap quickly until you find the gun you want.
Like you can't swap, like right here.
This is your second air.
Yeah, stop that.
You're going to use that every game.
Can I come over here?
Wait, do I need light ammo for this?
Yeah, so you need orange, so...
Like the ones right here.
And then so whenever you have the guns you want, you kind of want to prioritize like the attachments and the ammo.
I'm dead.
When you're shooting weapons, open your inventory and drop the things you don't need, which are like the red circle.
So like I don't need shotgun shells, I'm just gonna drop them.
Okay, drop the shotgun.
I don't need energy ammo since I have energy.
I'm never gonna use the arc scars.
got this here that's the other gun you're gonna use
I hear them they're around here somewhere too. Oh, yeah, wow
Hemlock and what should I do?
I threw out three all three
I see you got bar three you're gonna use hemlock and alternator that's the gun
until you
Thank you. Yeah, I'm about to go down. Yeah. Yeah much. We much you I see that
Lord
Yeah, we're sandwiched right now
We're good
When you open this you see
So have a gun in it
He's just inside me
I thought I was safe to heal because the guy sniping me was nine Millennium's away, but
I'm just a guy inside my, inside my buzzy.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
You just, you feel shops everywhere.
You don't hear anything.
There's no time for access.
Buzz, bluzz, bluzz, bluzz.
And then there's 95 attachments.
75 different ammo's.
It's like, what the fuck is this game?
Fuck!
Holy shit!
What do you need?
I don't have any.
I don't have any.
There's peels over here, don't you have any?
Yep, I know.
Here we go, here.
My shields are like, gone.
I'm trying to get my shields.
I'm trying to get my shields.
I'm spotted.
I've been spotted.
I need fire.
Good shot, Stacey.
I'm right behind the thing.
I'm behind the thing.
Oh, there's another guy!
Oh, there's another guy!
Another guy!
I got killed, killed, killed him.
They're all still waiting.
I got killed, I got killed, I got killed.
You mean my shellaxe with the lobe over there, yeah, yeah.
What am I hearing?
Is this some crisp red-billed loot?
Is he coming to unlock my gates for being a bad boy?
What's going on in the back there right now?
Little brothers, you don't get tougher than you both are.
I've played a lot of video games in my life. I'll save the rant till I put it in.
I have never in my life been absolutely humiliated and stuffed into a locker like Apex Legends.
This is insane. I get stuffed into the locker. You guys pull me out of the locker. I get thrown back into the locker.
That's what we're here for
Here I got you my man when you come down
Come here follow me
Oh, no, no.
All of them?
It's a standard stock.
All of them on the hemlock?
Yeah, on the hemlock.
And then we're going to put this on your hand.
Good morning.
It's like night.
I'm going to be around.
I'm going to be around.
I'm going to be outside of here.
And then this is the ammo.
You're going to hold.
OK, OK.
Three stacks of heavy.
OK.
Three stacks of heavy.
Three stacks of light.
And then you're going to put this in on a battery.
Drive to like a solid, war of hunger to get a gun.
I got the DJ trees up here.
There's a bunch of them.
I ordered, but I don't need it.
But I have to swap.
For what?
What should I swap before?
Maybe like.
Let me see your inventory.
Open it.
You want to only have two stacks of light,
and then max four stacks of heavy.
So I have four stacks of light, and then I have five of handy.
So what should I do?
Just get rid of them?
Yeah, so you just get rid of the light,
and then you drop the rest.
Just drop it.
It's kind of like inventory management.
You want to have your spaces open.
How many lights, sorry?
Four stacks of heavy and then two stacks of light.
Okay.
Drop ammo. Interesting. Okay.
Yeah. You drop those things and then that's what an ideal loadout would look like and then you grab a loadout.
This guy's on me all dead. I'll let y'all later.
Okay. I got this thing in here.
That's what you want to make your loadout look like every single day.
I got you. Okay.
Room for names.
Okay. I got some things.
I gave him everything.
Well, that Octane guy sucks so bad.
You're lucky your teammate was there.
You suck.
That dude got mastered a vision.
Oh, that dude's garbage.
Oh, you suck.
What are you doing?
What's this?
You got a straight cramp on that dude's chest
if his buddy was there.
Don't worry about that.
You want a straight cramp on his chest?
All over him.
Let's go beat him up
All right here
Dog is teammate with it. What part that you don't understand mod fandom
How would those not in it
I'm not sure if it's...
They changed it, they changed it.
I'm gonna damage the car.
Unless you shoot the actual car itself, you can't do damage.
We'll get him.
That's that thing!
My bad, y'all are too long so far up, my bad!
You fucking dick, you're a joke!
Can we go through this thing?
Hey, go through this thing right here.
Put your gun up, put your gun up!
Okay, so help daddy!
Help daddy!
Get L2!
And then how about battery as you slide away
You fall off the map there, how do I get out of here guys?
What is that number right there wait a minute of course of course I found the one spot of matter you can slide off
Oh my god
I'm gonna have a slight rant
Love y'all have an amazing fan tab this night. Okay. Yeah, you're gonna get me up next time. You wanna play or something
Yeah
All right, have a great night
What
I have never!
I've played a lot of video games in my life, bro.
I've been bad at a lot of video games in my life.
I've been terrible at a lot of video games in my life.
I have never in my life
played a game like Apex Legends,
where I literally
get stuffed into a locker
and bench over a table, repetitively.
I have never played a video game
where I felt more helpless than Apex Legends.
Oh, Jixi, this 500 different AMOs,
and then there's 90 different ways to heal,
and then every character has four abilities,
and then you get special abilities
in the game that are called perks,
And then there's a flying bird and a machine,
and then there's this and then that and then that.
And then you can't hear anything.
You're not able to hear anything.
You just steal bullets.
The bullets just randomly enter inside of you.
You don't hear shit, you're just dead.
You're dead.
Apex Legends, you got it.
That is the hardest game I've ever played in my life.
You got it.
Biggest of bros
Sorry for even thinking I could step into this game
sweet mother of nap tune
I play CS I
Just bought in kill people
Valorant a little bit harder, but still
Apex Legends. Oh
my
God
That's the game is looting. Oh
Oh, no, but don't drop that attachment. No, you need that backpack there. And then you need disability here
But then you're not gonna be able to hear anybody. You're just gonna get shot in third-party
And then it's all just RNG of where you are in the map
And then the storm comes in and then I can't be audience. No bad. I
legitimately
Think if you want to be a pro apex player
You have to do cocaine. I'm not even kidding. If you want to be a pro apex winner, start doing cocaine.
Oh my God! Oh, but don't pick up that attachment. Oh, drop that attachment. Oh, don't pick up that ammo. Oh, drop that ammo.
Just help!
Why do you even have to pick up ammo?
I actually think about it for a second.
Fuck!
You know what I like?
You know one thing I like about Fortnite?
I'm out of paint. I'm out of paint.
You know one thing I like about Fortnite?
You get a gun.
They don't even let you grab other ammo.
You just run on it.
If you have the gun, you get ammo.
What is this?
Let me, ooh, let me reach over there.
I don't wanna grab any of the other animals.
Let me get that one right there.
And then let me reach right here.
And then I'm gonna grab this specific attack with skin,
but I can't grab the other one
because that's gonna make my gun force.
Ah!
Fuck!
Hardest game I've ever played in my life.
Hands down.
Hardest game I've ever played in my life.
Hands fucking down.
Hands down.
Hardest game I've ever played in my life.
I mean, you gotta be like a Harvard graduate
to even get a class set up going.
You gotta be a Harvard graduate
to get a gun with the right attachments.
Fuck!
77 damage, then 49, 49!
Thank you.
you
you
you