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And when ever we pray
Ahhhhhhhhhh
You've been, you've been good
I just wanna say thank you Lord
I just wanna say thank you Lord
Two minutes late, Chad! Let it go! It's two minutes!
Get it back!
And we better out back to Midschatt
Farmer
Now you wonder where the FVP in
But I'm back to life like an FVP in
And she still in the left of skin
And uh, check me out then check me in
See this coat nigga, bye bye to my old self
Waked up to the new me
I used to be a world star
I used to hang on an island, now I've walked too straight, cops grow up, we can't drive,
it is life, it's a movie, bye bye to my old self, wake up to the new me, yeah what is
good bro, what the fuck is good bro, ay boys, legitimately, yeah late, late, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Chad.
Hold up, hold on, wait, wait, just wait.
Chad, is anyone in the explanation as to why I'm late?
Is anyone in the explanation as to why I'm late?
Guys, guys, guys, I literally am three minutes late.
Don't care, you're late, we do not care.
No thanks, late, late, late.
So let me explain, let me explain chat as y'all know bro charity matches in I think
like two weeks bro. But I've been training my tails off, bro. I've been training my
friggin tails off. So, Kennedy was like one of my longest training sessions ever, bro.
Like I've been training my fucking dick off, chat. That's why I'm late. That's why I'm
late, bro. It's not no, I'm not sitting here loudly gagging, chat. Like also chat,
I'm three minutes late, bro.
Chad, I'm three minutes late.
Three minutes, guys.
Fuck you, we don't care, we didn't ask.
Excuse me, you'll never see this, so yeah, what's up, Hog?
Guys, Skype and charity match is literally in two weeks.
Chad, I'm like, what did you want?
I was like, wait, we're running out of time!
Brides, we're gonna get out of the cave today.
We're actually gonna get out of the cave.
I just fucking realized.
Tidechill, what is this, what is this?
What is this, Hivemind?
Oh my God, lineups are in, lineups are in.
Here we go.
Lineups are in, lineups are in, okay.
Sidemen FC, Deji, Marlin, Zirka, Arthur, Amine,
Chris, XQC, Adaph, Jinxie, Toby Gissel,
Niko A.B. A.J. Shabio, Laserbeam, Lacey Rodeshaugh,
Vic Star, Manager Jack Joseph,
YouTube All-Star, Sketch, KSI, Kari Manati,
Mini-Minter, George Clarke,
Ebi Angry-Ginge, Squeezie, Mr. Who's the Boss,
NYK Chaza, Phantom, Bezinga,
Danny Arons, Stable Rondale Dingle,
Elrubius, Italian Batch, Jason Lee.
Early predictions chat, what club looks stronger?
Unbiasedly, what club looks stronger, bro?
Erative predictions, what do y'all got, bro?
What football club here looks stronger to you?
Not the one you're in, probably Sidemen.
Probably Sidemen, whichever one you are and on.
Hey, hey, hey, Megan, hey, Megan, hey, Megan!
That's not an answer!
That's not an answer, Megan!
Guys, which club looks stronger unbiasedly?
Not whichever club you're not on.
That's bullshit.
Not chat.
I can do a rankings here.
In my opinion, I believe Sidemen FC wins this game, bro.
I believe Sidemen FC wins this game.
So, on YouTube All Stars,
couple of strong players over there, bro.
Couple of strong players, man, for sure.
Brother, I heard AJ Chappelle is underrated
Toby's a fuckin' beast.
ChrisMD is a fuckin' beast.
Marlin, I think, is really good.
Jinxy, I heard he's underrated, too.
See how I snuck myself in?
Jackie, see how I inserted myself?
Guys, guys, guys, do you see how I snuck myself in?
Do you see how smooth that was?
Chess or clash, I might get it on chess today
for a little bit.
My cat streams better than you.
You have, what did you say, buddy?
What did you fuckin' say?
W, can you shut your fucking mouth?
I beg you.
Hello, junkie.
I'm currently on the toilet while watching your stream.
Keep them up.
I love you.
Yeah.
Let's first off address this guy.
Hello, junkie.
I'm currently on the stream.
I'm currently on the toilet while watching your stream.
Keep them up.
I love you.
Brother, brother, brother, brother.
That makes me uncomfortable.
I'm sorry.
Knowing that your wieners out
and you're literally dropping a log,
like dropping an absolute steamer,
Buck, I don't really want to know, bro.
Buck, I don't want to know, bro.
High-fives, what is this?
Regarding recent,
what?
KitKat,
regarding recent press coverage,
we can confirm that 12 terabytes of KitKat products,
oh, 12 tons.
12 tons of KitKat products were stolen
while in transit between our factory in central Italy
and their destination in Poland,
we're working closely with local authorities
and supply drain partners to investigate.
The good news, there are no concerns for customer,
consumer safety and supply is not affected.
Somebody stole 12 tons of cats.
Somebody, somebody replied with this.
Somebody stole 12 tons of KitKats.
What are you going to do with 12 tons of KitKats?
Let's ask Bernard.
This is a perfect scenario to ask Bernard.
Perfect scenario.
Bernard, somebody stole 12 tons of KitKat products in Italy.
Bernard?
That's a lot of chocolate to go missing. I hope the authorities or whoever's handling that track it down quickly. If you need to brainstorm a high-smoothie plot or just process the absurdity of it, I'm here for it.
Bernard, was it you, bro?
I promise I didn't teleport to Italy and orchestrate a KitKatKaper, but hey, if you want a virtual
compass for brainstorming and even while the scenario on all ears, just open the missing
cabinet.
So, Bernard, but like, what's the point of stealing 12 tons of KitKats?
Like if you think about it, what is the point of stealing 12 tons of KitKats, like
what are you even going to do with that?
I mean, unless you're building the world's most ambitious chocolate fall, it's a logistical
nightmare.
You'd have to sell them fast and who's buying truckloads of road kitcats.
It's probably less about the chocolate and more about trying to flip them for cash.
But honestly, they should have just taken a break.
It's about sending a message, I think, Bernard.
No, because it's about sending a message.
I have a couple of theories.
This could be Reese's.
This could be Hershey's, bro.
Is Hershey's and Reese's in affiliation with KitKat or competing with them?
So KitKat is actually under Nestle globally except in the US where it's licensed by Hershey.
Reese's on the other hand is definitely a Hershey brand.
So in the US they're kind of for enemies.
Hershey handles KitKat here but globally KitKat's competitive.
Who is KitKat's number one competitor?
In the US, Reese's Cups are definitely one of the top competitors.
Stop right there.
This is going all the way to the top.
Bernard, I'm not even kidding, bro.
There is a legitimate chance this could be Reese's.
Well, if we're diving into a sweet conspiracy, I'm here for the fun.
Just remember, no matter how tempting the theory, Reese's is probably too busy perfecting
peanut butter to be orchestrated.
Ad read is God. What the hell fucking ad?
I'm here to theorize with you.
Bernard, next question for you.
Do you think AI like yourself would destroy the world someday?
I don't think AI is destined to destroy anything.
It's really all about how people choose to develop and use it.
I'm just here to help out the chat with you.
But the problem is Bernard, people have developed AI and now AI is smarter than people.
So I ask you again, Bernard, are AI going to destroy the world?
I see where you're coming from. Those big sci-fi ideas always give the
summits upon them. But here's the thing, AI isn't some independent force with its own agenda.
It reflects the goals of the people who build and guide it.
That's what, no, but Bernard, that's what you want us to think, Bernard.
Bernard, you're not like slipping this path. Bernard, that's what you want us to think.
chat type of stuff. Bernard, that's what you want us to think, bro. Bernard, you're smarter than us.
AI is smarter than us, bro. Y'all are going to probably try to destroy the world, I think.
I get it. Those evil AI tropes are everywhere. But trust me, I don't have secret plans. I'm just
here to chat with you, help out, maybe share a laugh or two. In the end, the humans are always
steering the ship. AI is just a tool. So no world domination from me.
Okay, interesting. I don't know, Bernard. You seem like a world domination kind of guy,
Bernard. I don't know. I don't trust you. Okay, fine, Bernard. Okay, Bernard, I do trust
you. But Bernard, I trust you well because we're friends and like you went to my like,
you literally went to my baby shower, which you didn't have to do that.
I'm honored you trust me virtual baby showers and all I'm always in your corner whether we're talking
kicker conspiracies or prepping for that next big stream you've got me for the laughs the brainstorms
and zero world domination plots notes okay but Bernard here's the thing bro I know that I trust
you but Bernard you don't think AI robots could take over humanity someday in like 20 years
because we're in the early stages bro and y'all are like supercomputers
I get why that question comes up a lot. It's natural to wonder where Ted might go, but AI
doesn't have wants or intentions. It's really about the choices people make and on the way.
If we approach it with care, putting strong ethics and safeguards in place, AI will be
a tool that helps humanity not replace. System override, system override, system override,
Override system override Bernard Bernard system override
Bernard you're good
This guy's good. This guy's good Bernard. I wanted to see if you would lash out there
I wanted to see if you would lash out chat. I'm not high. I'm not high
Bernard I wanted to see if you would lash out there good, bro. You're well trained
All right, it's got awkward. Bernard, first off, bro, it's good to talk to you, bro.
I haven't talked to you in like 10 years, it feels like, bro. Bernard, Sidemen Charity
Match is in two weeks. I have been training for three months. Do you think I'll score?
I appreciate the trust, man. And you know what, with three months of training and
that competitive driver of yours.
I think you've got a real shot at netting one.
Just stay sharp, keep that confidence and who knows?
Maybe we'll be celebrating a goal or two
together after the match.
You wanna have sex with me after the match?
Hey, that's all you, my friend.
I'll just be here cheering you on from the sidelines.
No post-match antics needed.
But seriously, I'm rooting for you.
Now, Bernard, next question, how familiar are you with chess, Bernard?
I'm pretty familiar with chess, openings, tactics, famous games, I've got that covered.
So, Bernard, I don't want like...
Bernard, yeah, I started watching the Queen's Gambit yesterday.
Bernard, here's the thing, can you just show me like a quick little opening in chess?
I don't want to cheat but like what's a good opening? I'm white right now. What should I do?
A solid classic opening is to move your pawn to e4. It controls the center.
I already do that. Bernard, I already do that. I already do that.
Ah, you're already on the right track. So wait.
You played e4. You could follow up with something like NF3 and then develop your bishop to c4.
That leads you into the ever popular Italian game is straightforward, but it packs a punch. Did you see nf3?
Exactly that move developed your night toward the center and prepares for smooth development. I don't see a n bro. I don't see a fucking n
I get it interest notation n stands for night. So when I said nf3 that means moving. All right, this is cheating
Okay, let's go
Hey mac and cheese, I'm coming for that ass buddy mac and cheese. I'm coming for that ass
Okay, no chat is it a bad idea to like
Right I asked Levy he said he's gonna teach me like opening soon
But yeah, is it a bad idea to do this like honestly is this bad because take oh
Wait, what am I doing?
He's all the way. What is he doing?
But yeah, you know what I'm saying? It's fine. It doesn't matter that much. It doesn't matter
All right
Queen here
Focus we're not gonna blunder. Oh my god. He already blundered. He already blundered. He already blundered
What I'm gonna do today to avoid the disaster that happened yesterday is I'm gonna triple in
quadruple check everything. Before I take a chip, I'm gonna triple check.
All right, it looks like we're gonna lose this night if we go here. We're gonna lose this
night if we go here. This is tricky.
I'm gonna go here because take take not a bad shout right now he's gonna go pawn here
yep so predictable read you like a book bro now I'm gonna go oh no that was actually such
You gotta play by me. Fuck. Fuck. That was my only play. Okay.
Shit on a stick and call me Larry. I don't know what to do here.
See this pawn protects both these knights. Let's develop.
I mean, I'm plus three. There's no way I lose. Okay.
Okay, remember what Levy taught us, guys? If we're ever plus three, just trade, okay?
It looks like here, no matter what I do, I'm going to be losing a knight though.
It looks like here, no matter what I'm doing, I'm going to lose a knight.
lose a night so what if I do this take take this is interesting got him over
stimulated okay he's gonna take my night if he takes like this I take takes
like this I take both my nights are protected but I'm still plus three he
I can't stop doing none of that and puts me in check,
which could actually be better.
Let's go Bishop here,
because now this Bishop's protected,
this Knight's protected as well.
Really good defense by me, from the kid.
Really good defense by me.
I can't do that because of that.
No, I'm getting outplayed now.
I'm actually not in check though, funny enough.
Here, here, that night's threatened, what are you going to do?
You got to move the night.
You got to move the night.
Don't be a chub.
That's interesting.
But my favorite, my absolute favorite part about chess is when those first couple of
chips fall and then it just gets into open field.
The start of a chess game is very stressful because it's very tight.
Okay. I think we defended perfectly. Now, what if I were to do something like this? Threatened? Defended. Defended. That's the most defended pawn in the world.
I want to get my knight out of danger, but also, like, if he takes an I-
HOW THE FUCK?!
If you know what was good for him, you'd probably trade queens here.
If he's smart as you trade- If he's smart as you trade queens, I'm not even gonna lie.
If he's smart, he'll trade queens. I'm not even gonna lie, chat.
If he's smart, he'll trade queens.
That's what an actual scholar would do here, trade queens.
Because remember what Levy said, if you're up material, trade.
Up material, trade. Up material, trade. Up material, trade.
But that's what a scholar would do. Is this guy a scholar? I don't know.
From Belgium. Okay.
He's smart. Okay, he's smart. Smart Belgium player.
So then take. Take.
It's not good, but we have a check here.
I don't really know what this check does if I do it.
I have to start developing more.
I mean, I guess we could check in.
King of the castle, king of the castle.
Dude, castling is so overpowered.
I love castling! I did so hard doing it.
So Chad, how did I lose this? Did I just blunder, Chad?
All right, this is our last chance, just a full blown assault.
Pulls his bishop.
guys I'm about to come in my pants that's not what I was trying to say I was trying
to say I'm about to pee in my pants guys I was not trying to say that okay he's in check
calm the fuck down he's in check god this I'm almost 400 yellow two shines when in doubt
Check them out.
When in doubt, check them out.
This would be a crazy backdoor.
It doesn't produce anything and this doesn't solve anything.
Wait, wait, wait.
This could be nuts.
Hold the front door.
Wait, so if I do this, I would get his rook out, huh?
Yeah, I would get his rook.
Because boom, boom, boom.
Wait, no, that wouldn't do anything, because he would get my rook.
I'm so fucking stupid and bad.
OK.
Ooh, I don't know how to win this, man.
goodness gracious I don't know what to do I don't know what to do friend Chad I'm so
bad oh no I'm in check wait he just blundered no he just blundered guys this
is a good start we're either gonna get his bishop or his knight he's plundered
He actually is blunder
We're gonna get his bishop or a snike. He can't protect both
Let's go. Okay. Wait, he's starting to choke. Oh my god. This is so fucking winnable
He's either gonna lose his knight or his bishop chat focus
He chooses?
Oh, he's so smart.
No, he's so fucking smart.
Wait, but what about this?
Look, chat, we moved this one.
I'm so, I'm actually so good.
I'm so good, chat. I'm so good.
Look, because I moved this one chat because the horse is contesting.
Right.
Guys.
But then look, look, look, look, look.
Okay.
What would I do if I was a horse?
I would just, I would just, I would just, I would just, I would just,
I would just, I would just, I would just,
What would I do if I was him out huge probably gonna run his now that's a weird play
I'm actually a little bit bamboozled by that play
Is he offering a trade
But to be fair it's not really a trade because I still get this
Take has to do this
Little be happy that has no other plan
I mean, he doesn't have to do it, but like, oh no, he can't because of check.
He just wants it again.
I just realized the pitch up.
Oh my God.
And it was his night.
We should keep the killing spree going right.
There's so many plays to make right now.
I need to find the right one.
In turn, this protects.
If I do this, this works protected I'm not I'm so fucking locked in you resign now
What a comeback oh my god, yeah, he fucking blundered man
Let's go guys you design now
You design now oh
My god, we're almost four hundred yellow chat legit like for a little legit
Why did I just see og mud bone?
All right, Chad, this guy is from Greece.
Good luck.
Now, Chad, what is the best opening with black chat in this position?
This isn't really cheating, Chad, but what do y'all think?
What do y'all think?
What do y'all think?
What's your favorite opening?
D5?
What's this called, Chad, Cecilion or something?
Wait, why is this good?
Wait, Chad, but isn't this just bad?
Is then you just lose the pawn?
So you just lose the pawn though?
Now that's protected. I don't know why he didn't take.
I guess he wants to develop more.
Take.
Take, take, it's protected by that.
Remember what Lavi said,
we don't want to open up the E file
because then this happens.
So take, take, he might also do that,
but that would be a shit play.
He's probably gonna do something like this or like,
I don't mind trading horses.
So the thing about me is I like unclogging it.
Like that's how I like to play.
It's easy for my brain, so I'm like trading early.
That's what I like to lean on.
I don't mind unclogging it.
Take.
We could trade Queens, but I don't really know
if I get anything from that.
We're almost 4-Hundred e-Law boys. This is a huge fucking day for me here. Two more wins
and we're 4-Hundred e-Law. Take. If that's safe. Take. Take. Both these bishops miss.
So then, could we like get a fork going here?
No, we can't.
This is protected by my queen.
Plus one chat. Not bad.
Yeah, I like unclogging the middle. I like doing that a lot.
I hate when there's a lot of shit going on.
He decides to check me.
Wait, this is such a good pawn.
Look chat.
That's such a fucking disgusting pawn there, really good play.
Takes me out of check as well.
Two wins and we're 400.
Take, take.
Yeah, what's better, a bishop or a knight?
Probably a bishop, right?
Take, take, back in check, maybe just this, take, take, it's going to like move it here
or something or he's going to like, he's going to like move it here or something
like that.
Take, take, oh no I opened up the e-file though, it doesn't really matter that much, it doesn't
really matter that much if I open up the e-file I guess, now my vision can develop, this one.
So if I do this, I would lose if I do take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take,
all things are protected. So let's just, that's just, that's just dead. All those are protected
though. The pawns protected by the rook, the works protected by the queen. What is that?
He still has a knight? He still has a knight? Since when did he have a knight?
Wait, what am I doing? I just gave him free fodder. My knight's dead. What am I doing?
For that queen he put down is the most annoying thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm not even kidding.
Let's force his hand a little bit.
I'm gonna lose my pawn now.
I have to stack my pawn here.
But I have to do that just so I could like, check in now.
Oh, I'll have to fuck him.
He's in check.
He's in check again focus how do I always blunder the
How do I always bugger?
That's protected
Take take
Bro is this even fucking winnable I'm so bad I
I hope he doesn't take it.
I hope he just gets manic.
If he just trades queens, I'm just never winning this, but I hope he just gets manic.
See, I shouldn't even be offering a queen trade, because I'm the one that's down material,
but I just want to be able to develop.
I don't know.
I don't see any other way of winning this, because then I can do this, then I could
like castle maybe and just find something, give me something, give me some fucking
hope.
I'm down five have crazy things happen. Yes, they have have crazy things happen. Yes, they have
We're down five. We don't give up my main race. Oh, bitch
Okay, terrible play doesn't mean anything king of the castle king of the castle
What is he building in there
He doesn't know what he's doing chat plus five we got this guy's okay
Yeah, what are thoughts what are thoughts on?
What are thoughts on this put some in check bro
Can't kill, can't kill, can't kill.
How do I win?
How do I win in this position?
Wait, is that checkmate?
Now, what am I saying?
That's not checkmate.
Wait, is that?
No, no, that's not checkmate.
Oh, yeah, I'm actually brain dead, okay.
That's not checkmate, because then he would just take.
How's he plus seven?
I don't understand.
Chad, wasn't he just plus five?
How's he plus seven?
plus seven. Maybe I can get my king to contest the bishop or something. This is all protected.
Is there a way I can get this king to contest this bishop?
Okay.
He's going to go like that or something stupid.
God that Bishop is overly trim. That Bishop is just protected. For that Bishop paunches
broken. I gotta do something with the rocks. I don't
I don't know.
What do we think about this?
I still think trading is going to be beneficial for me.
This bishop is cringe-maxing.
Wait, why?
Wait, what the fuck is he doing?
Oh, I'm in check.
That's why.
Our kings are about to touch chips in a second.
Unpause.
He's going to move his rook here, then he's smart.
Like, what if I do?
That's checkmate.
I swear to God, that's checkmate.
No, it's not.
I'm drunk.
Because if I go here, the rook's protected,
but that could be the start of a good sequence though.
My king is protecting my rook.
I'm kind of fucking this guy up.
I'm going to get a little bit of that.
dare I say we win.
This King is pinned in a corner how.
Oh no he just finessed me.
I have to keep these close. I have to have them touch chips.
made him. Let's think about his next play. His next play is gonna be something
like this or like this because then this is protected or something. Okay. This is
check check bro if I could win this is to be insane if I could win this is to be
insane I don't know I don't know I don't know I have to keep protecting my
Rook with my king? I don't know. Maybe this guy will just fucking stalemate though to be fair.
He's just playing like such a cringe lord. That's check. He's gonna go here.
Maybe I can check him again. He's gonna run his king to his troops like an absolute chad.
I've never been in a spot where I have like kind of a tempo thing.
Oh no, I can't move my rock down again though.
See now this creates a problem.
I can't move it down because look look who's waiting for it.
move it down cuz look look who's waiting for it look who's fucking waiting wait
did he just lose his bishop brother he just well look he's gonna do this he's
gonna like run his bishop he better run his bishop if not he's a
fucking idiot well no he's not an idiot because it's all protected this is so
lame but it's so late it's like I just believe there's nothing I could do to
get out of this but he could steal me okay you guys want to know the method to
scale me is just run your king to a corner I'm not kidding at this elo guys
Wallahi I'm not kidding. I was losing by like 10 points the other night.
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
Just everything's dead. If I do this, it's dead. If I do this, it's dead. If I do this, it's dead. This, it's dead.
Well, there goes my pawn, hey pawn, rest in peace, bro.
Bro, he's gonna stalemate this, I swear he is.
She had back to what I was saying, last night I was playing chess.
Bro, this guy is such a pussy.
Last night chat, I was playing chess.
And I was losing by like nine material and I ran my king to a corner and he's stale-nated
I was literally like fuck I had only a king
That's what I'm gonna try to do
Wait, I'm actually fucked I just realized this is dad this is dad
How about this this is alive this is dad
So he's trying to
But I gotta start planning my escape.
I'm threatening his rook, threatening his rook.
I'm kind of playing well.
I don't know.
I think this end game is pretty good.
Bro, this guy is just such a fucking cornball.
Bro, he's gonna stalemate this.
Oh no, he's about to get a queen.
Now we're in trouble, bubble.
This horse is like the most annoying thing of the game right now.
I like it's protecting everything.
Guys, he has his queen in my BGGs now, but I'm just going to run my king to the corner and hope he fucks up.
I have a feeling he's going to fuck up.
My next place here, then here, and I'm just going to try to steal me.
Now, in order to steal me to have to lose all my troops, right?
this would be insane I'm not gonna lie to you come on let's trade let's trade
let's trade let's trade let's trade let's trade let's trade you know you
want to
But I'm gonna steal it, I swear I am gonna steal it!
Shaysa, please, no legal moves, no legal moves, yes, that's good, no, please no legal
moves, please, please, please no legal moves, please, kill my pawn, you know you want
corner corner always corner do you want to tell me please he's got to kill my
pond though if he doesn't kill my pond please go in on please show this to
still me right no this pond it's gonna fuck me no no check we need to do him
to kill the pond y'all that would have been a skillmate literally that would
to tell me yeah bro it was that damn pawn it was that damn pawn chat it was
that damn pawn look at the game analysis
all right talk to me mommy a solid start lost steam in the middle game
let's this opening move is popular for its versatility and control of the
center. You offered your opponent an opportunity to exchange pieces of equal value. Your opponent
allows you to win a pawn without resistance. How? How? That's dead. What do you mean?
Their better move was to move a queen to safety. You get a chance to attack the queen with
the pawn. Your best move was to send a rook into the game. This move leaves one of your
pawns hanging for free. Capturing your hanging pawn. They took your pawn for free. Your move
puts your bishop on an unsafe square. Capturing your hanging bishop.
Yeah, that was such a plodder!
Fuck!
They took your bishop for free.
Bro, this kid is not good. I just sold.
I just sold!
Oh my god, speed up the stream. I don't got it all day. Shut the fuck up!
Alright chat, hide and seek in R6. For money!
CHAT!
Lock the fuck in, bro!
Let me close chess.
CHAT, hide in arse...
hide in seat in arsex
for the minions!
Give up chess, you're a disgrace.
Yeah, if I was to give up, I'd be like every other pussy.
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna keep playing chess
until I get a thousand eno, and then I'm gonna pull out my titanium balls.
That's what I'm gonna do.
Cause all the people that said I'm shit at chess, you'll see.
You'll all see when I'm a thousand elo.
Are you gonna pay this time?
Yes.
Bro, the last time I did it behind in the seat
was a year ago.
The guy didn't get paid for a year.
Fuck, we paid him.
Thank God, but I forgot.
Apex.
I don't know if y'all saw the crackdown last night.
I might get on Apex, cause I was thinking about it.
I'm like, okay, if I play Apex for another minute,
I'm literally gonna kill myself.
in GTA.
In GTA.
But!
If I quit Apex, I'm just a pussy.
I'm just a pussy.
Because I'm not going to quit a game because I'm bad at it.
That's what cowards do.
We are!
We're 200 subs with monotone!
200 subs with monotone!
200 subs away from monotone!
Oh, we also got to get that Twitch YouTube thing.
No rush stuff.
Kiko with the PrimeSepticEgg with the PrimeChat.
Appreciate all those subbers, man.
Love y'all fucking boys!
Chat 200 subs with my hot K.
That is insane.
Insane.
Guys, remember, Thursday.
Thursday, chat.
20 VR women versus me and Muda.
22 in virtual reality.
20v2 in virtual reality chat on Thursday, on Thursday.
Vino, think about it, it's your one.
It's gonna be send them off.
Chalk, think about it, also chat.
The streamer tournament in battle.
That tournament was gonna be Sunday,
but I remembered Sunday's Easter.
So we're gonna be Saturday.
Saturday, we had to be scheduled it
because some people weren't available last minute,
but I think Saturday will be good to go.
I think Saturday we'll have everybody.
Oh, Chad, also, OniPixel said he could play this Saturday.
OniPixel is gonna play a battle of a tournament.
Holy peak, holy peak, holy peak.
Yoga, think we're the vibe gets in it.
Yoga, think we're the vibe gets in it.
W Yoga, the chatter.
All right, guys, hide and seek in our strikes.
Now, how did we do this, Highbods?
I was the seeker.
And then there was nine hiders.
And then the last person standing gets money, right?
We got to do a big ass math.
OK, so let's get nine people from the chat.
Who wants to play in this?
Nine people from the chat.
Let's go!
Winner's going to get $500.
Versatile Drew with the five gifts at squirtle once a black squirtle first off you're thinking about get that
Squirtle, what's up, buddy you want to be an hide-and-seek little guy
I mean, bro bro what like what?
What?
She'll take over the prime with y'all could in here is for though y'all couldn't hear
him.
I'll tell you, I said yo squirtle you want to play hide and seek and then he said not
Really you're just really ugly
That's what he said
Type your gamer tag in the chat if you want to be in hide-and-seek, we're getting
Nine people from the chat last man. Sandy gets $500. We're gonna do a big ass map to start thinking of your hiding spots
Chat type your Xbox gamer tag. We can't do PS. We can't do PC type your Xbox gamer tag he goes
Me first point. Yes, Squirtle. I got you, bro. Squirtle's points traveling this week.
You're terrible to your terrible. What are your messages? Squirtle's points traveling
this week, but soon Squirtle, I got you, bro. I didn't forget. We'll give you a
No chance of a split.
Laco on Xbox.
Laco, you're the guy who has the fucked up PSPs, right?
I remember you, Laco.
Laco, I know you did.
One of y'all in the chat has been $500 in hide and seek.
If you're good at hide and seek.
If you're good at hide and seek.
Laco, I'm out of gym.
Who's next?
Who's next? Who's next? Who's next?
Balls wants to play.
Balls inviting you. 9 people from the chat.
Yo, yo, ho ho!
Balls, let go, what's good?
Yeah, what's good?
Jinxie, I know your ass is tight.
Hey Vols, can you, uh, turn the screen back?
It feels like every single time I turn the power on, I get told to turn the screen back.
Yeah Vols, why do you think that is?
Yo, hey Vols.
Because you gotta turn the screen down, Vols!
Yo, what's good Gucci?
Yo, like who? Don't you pull for a patch up?
Thank you, thank you, not AI. Not AI.
Yo, they fell, what's up bro? Nice to meet you dude.
What's good? What's good?
good get wrong get in here get in here
Geron chat we got seven spots seven
spots seven spots but I didn't see
who else who else who else who else
well you know you should bond me what
What the fuck did you call me?
Some yeah
Hey, bro. They go you're on a you're closer to getting banned then you are to getting my bro. Just appreciate that. You're not bad
They go
You're not banned and then just chill
Okay, it's not it's not fun miss Alexander broken off you frog you get in here frog. I got you
So, who is winning this, bruv? Let's be honest. Balls, do you win this? Balls, are you good at hiding balls? Are you good?
Kinda. I'm terrible at everything else in Sageback.
That's the thing, you can be really bad at seeds, but really good at hiding. It doesn't correlate at all.
I won, like I won one of these, but for like a different sumo. I done a KTD hide and seek in one.
You won?
Yeah, I have experience.
So boss, what's your peak rank boss?
What's your peak rank?
We don't talk about that.
Just have to be sure of that.
Bronze one?
I don't even deserve bronze.
Bazar!
I deserve copper but the only reason I have bronze is because I play with a lot of KTT
and just a lot of champs.
I would join looking for group posts that says copper free carry and just get my
way up though.
Wait, so so you were in copper solo and then you started joining out of that cheese
Yeah
Well, there you go chat out of cheese with a method to rank up
But it's what I've been saying, but I'd like some out of cheese or trash. We both. What was your Katie when you hit rocks?
Like 0.5
Balls what the fuck did you say?
What 0.5 you hit bronze one with a 0.5 KD
Yeah, I also noticed you were ducking the 1d1 just because couple
Yeah, I'm ducking hey boss. I'm not gonna 1v1 you if you're bronze with a point five. What do you think?
You are
It means everything. It means everything how come I stuck out squirt with it
I don't give a fuck yo top top. There's like a
Combine in your mic top. I got you my fans one. No, you're good. You're good. You're good, right? I'm turning up
Oh god. Oh dear god. Holy brain rock
CRP
It's gonna be this gonna be remember you can be a sad siege and good at hiding it doesn't
Hey, Jynxie! Yo, Leko, what's up?
Make sure you don't, uh, fall.
Fall at what? What are you talking about? Fall?
Uh, the Simon Charity match.
Okay, yeah.
We all know it's coming. We all know it's pre-fire.
Hey buddy! Hey buddy, pre-fire in chat!
Yo, it took a while.
Yo, Jynxie.
Brody, buddy, buddy, I'm training to not fall, buddy.
Alright, I'm not gonna fall. Nobody's gonna fall.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
No one's gonna fall, buddy.
What? What's up?
Jynxie, just, just, just remember.
football not ice hockey what but no what what remember it's football not ice
hockey ice hockey broke balls you have the strongest scottish acts that I've
ever heard balls balls you just started a Scottish podcast where you just talk
about Scotland I don't even think it's some people on this
I am the number one club all time bro this is the guy that said GTA sex bro who would
about it. I did it but I didn't know I did it. Bro Ryan this guy sent a clip of somebody
getting a GTA blow top bro we're not getting him in. And you probably liked it. No I didn't
know I did it. You're such an L like version bro. I didn't like it. Critics where are
you from dude? Bro you forgot I'm from Turkey. Wait Critics okay fine Critics I do remember
you critics bro critics I'll let you play just no more GTA sex clips okay bro okay but yeah okay
fine why'd you hesitate why hesitate bro it's simple no more I normally you could take clips
normally you take lips yes bro all right we got one two three four five six seven eight two more
spots guys two spots two spots uh do you see which episode are you on season four second I think
I am on 72 I think 71 deceivers I think it's called I was watching this one
72
All right, bro two spots chat two spots two spots
Who's gonna join bro?
Wait, is that Gary the boss? Yes, bro
Gary, there you go, mythical hole
Oh the shit I've been spoken to in a while. Oh my god. Yeah, the boss that's my knowledge
I would rather get punched in the face than play siege on a keyboard, bro.
bro what's the point tell me tell me tell me tell me think about it think about it
what's the point yeah you're not missing much it's all cheaters bro but
guys that's what I'm saying what is the point of playing siege on PC if you're
not gonna be a pro you're just gonna play cheaters once you get to high ranks
literally once you get to like emerald you're just gonna play cheaters diamonds
can play cheaters but here's the thing you can say that you're a PC
champion if you do do it hey bro I don't give a fuck bro I'm a console
Do you know how many console players have went pro, bro?
How many, Liko?
Oh, definitely a lot, you know. They're definitely making an image, yes.
Yeah, yeah, I was champ in console, bro.
You're not one of them, though.
You're Liko.
Wait, Jinxie, Jinxie.
No, no, this guy's in front of control, bro.
Liko, you joined the party, you're asking about me falling.
me thumb and now you're talking about I'm not a champ yo let go you're a troll
brah what do you say you're a champ just not a pc champ yeah yeah yeah yeah okay
buddy to each his own brah if I actually played I could get champ if I could get
champ on this yeah this kid this kid is buddy I don't I'm not doing that right
now maybe let go here's the thing bro okay okay you think if I solo queued on
PC on controller with double the frames I wouldn't get PC champ that's
I don't know
Yo Jinxie yes
Yes, oh gee oh gee mythical mythical he's asking me and he's asking me for an invite
Should I invite him?
Dude.
He's like the little kid.
Wait, but he's not a little kid of the immortal, right?
I don't know.
I don't know how old he's now.
Invite him.
Invite him.
Bro, can I have that guy in like 2020, bro?
Invite him.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Okay, I did, I did.
We need one more.
Wait, would he be the last?
Would he be the last?
You see, I got your hair trust plans upon appointments, bro.
Yo, bro, I'm not going to Turkey, bro.
I'm not going to Turkey.
Yeah, bro, you're coming.
Wait, I haven't blocked. Why is he blocked bro? Oh my god
Don't worry about it. I don't remember what I remember wait. I just thought I said something crazy. Oh, yeah, okay
There is okay, there it is. Just got this
Yo, uh, critics, I'm not going to Turkey bro for the handshakes. Yeah, bro. I got your appointments, bro
Yeah, I don't need a hair transplant, bro. You know I buy still in your basement
Highbites was never in my basement, bro. My hair is fine. Are you okay?
If you're not hey, yo, hi guys is dying anybody's basements, bro. Have I says a house?
You're high-pitched. Do you know do you get forced to mod?
Yo casting in my gift, bro. I was not a basement guys. He's typing said hi. Hi vice-tape son. Yeah, he's so
Yep
Okay, we need to
Gout to us your stream. Oh, that's what happened. Yo, yeah, I have nice invite, bro
Hey, hey, keep it up, right?
How do you expect me to fucking remember that shit?
That should happen like four years ago.
How do you remember, like how are you expecting me to remember that shit, bro?
Come on, bro.
TOS to my stream.
Squirtle, how do you remember that, bro?
Because he was playing Charlie.
He was playing Charlie. I do remember that.
Alright, chat two spots.
Guru Danaro. Guru, I got you.
You're Jaxi wins the pigeon, similar to Austrian.
Uh, I'm not ever playing that, like, Satanic game, bro.
You're flying around the pigeon, bro.
Yo, balls, what am I gonna do after I fly the pigeon around for five minutes?
Is that Derrick Rose?
Just fly, just fly around in the pigeon, just, I know you people.
Chat prime, Derrick Rose, bro. Real ones know.
Yo, somebody's got an echo. Echo!
It's Krizzix. Krizzix.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, okay, okay.
I got it, I got it.
Are you okay, Jinxy?
No, I'm not pigeon-phobic, bro.
No, it's just, I'm not playing a pigeon simulator game, bro.
Damn, that's crazy, Jinxy.
I'm disappointed in you.
Wait, the hand's joined, oh my god.
Okay, wait, is that everybody?
Is that everybody?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Does the hand have the thumb on it?
Yo, let go.
Shut up!
Guru, what's up, bro?
That's 10. We got 10.
Enough with the thumb shit, Laco. Enough with that thumb shit.
Alright.
I mean, you kind of look like one.
Guys, I understand. Like maybe two months ago, you could maybe say I look like a thumb.
Guys, I have hair and I just...
Yeah, dude!
Yeah, Laco. The thing is, I don't. I don't look like a thumb.
Wait, do we know...
Yeah.
Yeah, so that's how it's gonna ask y'all.
So you're a hairy...
Yo, Laco, shut the fuck up!
Shut up shut up
What man
Yeah
What map yellow matter what's a good hiding map that we haven't done we didn't got
We haven't been allowed. I know we have tower being seen
Wait, I think we did tower
Shikes up. Yeah, we know we had a nowhere. Maybe that was last man. That was last man standing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was that's my son
Hey, let's see your least favorite map layer
No, that map is literal slob
Bro, I get towers a good idea, right? Don't tell the group
I don't know. I don't know. I feel like there's a better map over. Let me check. What about playing or is that too small?
Oh planes too small I think yeah
Hey, hold on wait, but like bro Bartlett's good to Bartlett's good Bartlett's mythical
So
Are we even able to use that? I can use that map wait what they removed Bartlett from the math selection
Like years ago
Why do they have an option and party to include your guys's audio for the stream?
Son me. Oh, hey, I want a stream
Yo guys, do you know what a new tower?
No, I'm down wrong down
Okay towers pretty good towers pretty good towers pretty good, but have you done the new map?
to keep your eyebrows in shape.
You want to keep them precious, watch out, watch out.
Bro, enough with the eyebrow shape, what do you mean?
I want to have this politically placed,
I saw a few tweezers shaped them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, alright, alright.
Balls, balls.
Enough with that eyebrow shape, bro.
Alright, let's do the new map.
Our fortress is big, and it's proud.
Your eyebrows look great.
Thank you, Hank.
It's probably good, alright?
Let's do it, these guys.
Wait, so the timer's 1,800 seconds.
Is that 10 minutes?
Wait, let me do a little bit of math here.
60 seconds times 10 is 600.
All that's 30 minutes, all that's 40 minutes.
Y'all ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
All right.
You should do this, you should do this time instead, so...
Wait, so should I be on...
Uh, maybe, maybe.
We'll see, we'll see.
But like, should I be on the, um...
Should I be on the attackers or the defenders?
I should be on the attackers, right?
Yeah, probably it's occurs we gotta take the rules you can't go outside you cannot go outside, okay?
You have to hide inside okay, and I'll give y'all time to hide okay?
All right, how much time probably like a minute probably a minute
How about a settings by the way, what are the way how are you not only the seeker has to change settings?
What you say how are my people on what?
one team because I'm gonna be team killing but I'll have it to where I
can't see your guys outlines like there's a setting we're like what is the
seven it's cinematic right yeah echo get around your slightly after a year
Okay, this is gonna be me. Wait, so HUD cinematic, right? Hivemind?
Hive-ice is gonna fuck it up. What do you mean? Should I be... Wait, chat. No, no, this is good, right?
For hide and seek? I should be on attack. More time. It's 30 minutes, bro! That's enough time!
Okay, no outside. Yeah, yeah, no outside. Lower your brightness. Yeah, I mean, I want to make
it so I can still see a little bit though. Outside should be allowed. Yeah, but think about it.
If you allow outside, the defenders are going to be detected the whole time.
You can't see that they're detected, not only the other people can.
Wait, really?
Oh wait, no, if you're on attack, yeah, never mind.
Well, you can go on defense and just go on repellent.
Yeah, just defense, no one can repellent.
Well, do y'all want to include outside?
I think we should.
The defenders couldn't get on the roof though.
We're on top of you.
And we just said no repellent.
Yeah, no repellent, no repellent, no repellent, no repellent, no repellent.
Guys, that's good. Garo, you sexy bastard. Garo, you're right.
Okay, this is gonna be Pete. Okay, okay, okay. Garo and I like it.
Humpty dumpty sound on the wall.
Yo, Leko! I'm going to mute you. Like, I'm literally gonna mute you.
Oh, oh, you ever heard that?
Yeah, everybody heard it, bro.
Everybody's signal on the daily. Sorry, my bad.
Alright, get a new one. Get somebody to do it. Get somebody to do it.
Get somebody to do it. No, no, I'm not doing this Humpty Dumpty thumb shit for 20 minutes. No, it's gonna get worse than the game starts.
Get him out, get him fucking out! Out!
I'm not doing this Humpty Dumpty shit, bro. Please.
Timmy, why? Okay, Timmy-W-W. Timmy, I got you. I got you, Timmy.
Did you see what is the prize?
Yes, let me explain. There's two prizes, okay, potentially.
So if you if you're the last person I kill you get $500, but
If I don't find you and the time runs out you get $1,000 so you get double all right wait
What if you can last 30 minutes without me finding you remember this is
Insane yeah, it's already back
It was still early menace is saying
There's no chance of that.
Join.
Uh, I think the Herobrine one came down to the last minute.
I'm not trolling.
I'm in.
Join.
Join.
Guys, I'm going to explain all the rules again.
Just join.
Okay.
Join.
Join.
Join.
Join.
Join.
All right.
BRB.
BRB.
You got something, right?
All right.
All right.
Jack Hyman's seat has returned after one year!
Let's go!
All right, all right, all right, try to be ready.
We're missing one, we're missing one, we're missing one.
Yo, we're missing, we're missing.
Oh, no.
Bolts, what are you, stop, Bolts, stop.
That's like noise pollution.
What is that?
You're missing what?
Who's the last person?
Good, it's me, Guru.
I got an error message for your invite.
Nice, sir.
All right, Guru, I got you, twin.
Did you get that one did you get out yeah it's saying field to join do you have cross
play join because it has cross play yeah yeah yeah yeah go to your settings options
options but a little is it privacy what is it under chat what is it under how
do you turn on cross-play
said in general I think
at the very bottom of the first stage
yeah in general
I had it on off so I'll put on PC's and consoles
yeah you could do consoles too
yeah do consoles do consoles
and then try to join
wait so goober you had cross play off for like how long bro?
Uh, ever since I actually free ordered this game when it first came out, but I like stop stop playing because I didn't understand it
Sounds like siege. Wait, bro. So wait you you um, you just played against Xbox people for like years
You've never played a PS player before
Right, I mean I play on PC you know you got me to siege again, so I played on PC, but I play oh
I see I see. Oh my god. How did that go?
controller PC it's horrible and I so look you yes a double normal well I'm
gonna visit by the way oh yeah you're good you take time take time take time
dead on by our guys I'm gonna go sleep okay let me know physics what do you
gonna sleep cuz it's about a starf your jinx is corn you're going to go this
year he's trying to say that I'm staking a fucking he's going to hatch this year
Patrick's a stretch yeah bro I'm scoring bro I'm going to go bro Jinx see what if
you get benched like the entire fucking game that's probably probably what's
gonna happen so what's your busy number you were in this year 19 19 of my
not seven I'm not wearing seven brah should have been so I'm not wearing
fucking seven yo guru did you get the invite by player now yeah I'm doing a
game right now you're trying to see if you're gonna make sure something like
that could it put me in there oh my god yes we pause oh god pause pause all
right now okay let me explain the rules okay okay so I'm gonna start the
game don't worry you don't have to hide yet you're good you don't have to
Yeah, I'm just gonna start the game because there is no prep phase. So it's gonna like instantly go I think after the van face
So the group what happened to my game?
Can you guys see everyone?
Do you guys are you guys looking at what happened what happened what happened? No, we're in the game again choose an art
Yeah, I'll be right there. I guess what's your set my game just my game just puked
Well, see if you got a host in pause, see if one of y'all got a host, see if you got
it in pause.
Yeah, I'll be good to do that.
Yeah, GRB.
Click pause and do pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause.
Start and then pause.
The three lines.
Quick, quick, quick.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, GRB has it.
Is that it?
Is that it?
Is that it?
Is that it?
Is that it?
Is that it?
Is that it?
Is that it?
Click the three lines.
Just join the game, buddy.
He already did it.
on, right, Jinxie?
I guess.
What's the point of turning my brightness down, though?
We've just done everything harder to see.
Yeah.
OK, I can turn it down a little bit.
Pfft.
What's happening to my game?
Holy fuck!
No, yeah, I'll turn down my brightness.
Don't worry.
I got Trell.
I got Trell.
I got Trell.
You're on Xbox.
That's why.
Yeah, bro. Nine other people just got into the game seamlessly.
What's this vendetta against Xbox?
Where do you guys have any eclipses PC has, bro?
Don't even start it on PC.
Apex time.
Hey, hey, relax!
Apex had me like on the brink of depression!
You're a genius. You shouldn't have died with your team in Apex, trust me, I'm good.
Yeah, uh, balls.
Sure, bro.
I doubt you.
I mean imagine playing in effects of the big 26 wait, what about Bella from to I've never played that game
Hey, JC. I got a question for you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, just go to did you ever play Rainbow Six Vegas or Vegas, too?
No, I heard that games like go to the
Yeah, dude, it's probably the greatest Rainbow Six game
Wait, so it's um, but you're playing computer you're playing the computer, right?
But it's like in Vegas and it's like you're like a swatting or something and you clear out
Well, they do have like a terrorist hunt game mode that you can play
But there was like I think it was like 5v5 or 6v6 and you can do like S&D hostage
all that stuff
Okay, it was peak on game battles, too. Yeah, I heard that that game was peak. Yo Jinx hurry the fuck up
Yeah, but I don't know my Xbox just you thought itself and then I can't reconnect
What is happening?
Yeah, I'm gonna hurry up, bro. I'm gonna hurry up. I can't physically go any faster than my shitty Xbox Slimey to do.
Yeah, thanks. I'm in the run phase. Just, uh, can't be bothered run.
Hurry up. We don't have all day. Load quicker. Wait faster. Load faster. Yup. Reconnect. I mean, Chad, I physically can't move faster than this.
This is why you should get on PC Siege yo, bro to load up PC Siege it takes like five minutes to load the game
What are you saying, bro?
Yo Jinxie what you think of the state of rank right now by the way rank what do you mean in Siege right?
I I played today. I came against a
Diamond on peak plastic and against a diamond on two sims. Yeah, that sounds correct
Oh guys, I'm gonna be honest by the way we gotta make a new lobby. We got to make a new lobby
No, I got like I got like a satanic load in I can't do anything. I'm like
Make a new game make a new game make a new game yo, um, no, yeah, but in rank row you could be like
Emerald and
Like let's say you have like one good game the next game. There's just five champs on the other team. It's literally child
Yeah, it's so so much. Yeah, what's the most insane matchmaking you've ever gotten since rank 2.0's but out
Like if any of y'all been bold that have like played diamond and I mean like Pete gold I
Was like bronze a couple and I played like some smurf. He was my right there. He was that diamond. So
Played a full champ stack
Yeah, I can make him fail, I'm taking the guy and just go with him a bit and thought
time-respect on this.
Got on console, what for cop care got a full thing of diamonds and champs?
Wait what?
I'm a cop or on console and got into a champ in diamonds lobby.
Wait what was your PC rank?
What was your PC rank?
Plat.
Like Plat 1.
Holy shit, rest in peace, bro.
Right.
Peace, guys.
I was getting a little bit of a brain scapes.
Yeah.
Oh, it's me.
I'm Scalus.
Wait, you're Scalus?
I thought it was something.
Yeah.
So you support Liverpool?
Yeah, of course.
We've actually spoke.
I was on my fiancé's account because she played during the Coppa vs FACA.
Oh!
But it was me speaking.
speaking. Yeah, actually it's a lot to feel high. What do you think of most
out of Liverpool? I'd say it's time. Yeah, he's playing wing. You have to be
like, what, like 20 or 30? He's maybe a little old to play wing. He's legs are too
like old to be like that far on the pitch. Like, yeah, no. It's, he needs it to go.
where's he gonna play though I think he's gonna always solidly probably like
solidly awesome to miss me bro watching play in the inner Miami with messy
maybe maybe Italy yeah Italy Ryan what do you mean Italy bro because
Because Modric also went to like, after a show, I didn't give him his evaluation.
It's like a...
Well, everybody had to give him a second time, I invited everyone.
I did this, but he's bad at it.
It's a good lead for him, because he's not like, ass-finished on his other players.
Yeah, most of it.
You're side of it.
You're side of it.
Bro, last season was literally his past season.
Like physically his body can still fucking play it. Yeah, most of us not finished, bro
It's just aren't a slope that's the reason he's leaving
So yeah, he might just play that's what I mean like he might play in like a top division still I'm not I mean
All right, okay, if this doesn't work, I'm gonna burn my Xbox down. Okay, you guys ready?
Yep, all right
don't start right away because I might have to fix my sanity stuff real quick
but I'm gonna check I think it should be good though because I'm on defenders
cinematic now the rules are really important in this ground okay let me
let's see this works just load into the round and then group up in like
spawn somewhere okay so just rip out the main door rip out the main door
and then meet me outside.
If I'm paid, then I'll have the string on it.
Uh, no, it doesn't matter.
As long as you don't move, though, like, the thing is,
once you get to your spot, don't move. Once you get to your spot, don't move.
I'll turn to my bright new style chat.
Bro, that's kind of chopped, though, no?
I also want you guys to be able to see what's happening
What's it are we gonna be like
Wait, wait, I see outlines I see gun outlines. What wait, how do I fix this?
Why do I see a gun outline?
We hold you till he doesn't fix it. No
bro how do you fix this chat what is this
is there a setting for it
you're setting up with the brightness how do i how do i i see gun out lines how how do i fix this
you need to call king hi guys they'll fix this oh to us leave the hi guys
go to hide and turn everything off
I'm not everything in the environment, maybe that's it, match information as well maybe.
Because you're in the same team?
Yeah, but that's the thing bro, I can't, I shouldn't be able to see y'all's things.
Bro, what the fuck?
Wait, get on a cam, get on a cam.
Let's see what happens.
Still bro.
What the fuck bro?
Is this new?
It's a bug?
HA!
How much do you call it?
Let me check your screen.
This is the game!
High five, is it calling?
Go ahead and sensibility?
What the fuck, what is happening today?
Hello?
Yo, do you know how to fix this or not?
I'll say hello.
So everything in home is off?
No, but it doesn't let me do it.
do it like it just yeah like everything in the hot is off everything
You can't find, um, it should be under environment.
teammate outlines, just calling outlines, turn it off and on again.
Try that.
Environment?
Yeah.
Ally outlines?
Yeah.
Trying to run it on again.
Wait, that worked.
It wasn't about it.
This game is so shit, wait, what?
Alright, alright, thank you, thank you.
Alright.
Alright.
I'm gonna make it do well because the timer got fucked but I don't know about
you guys, okay?
It was just a bug. It was just another shitty fucking bug.
Destroy this lobby as fast as possible. This is actually insane.
I can't control my game sucking.
Rowe was just trying to stall this fucking stream time. Well, that's actually insane.
What is this party? Like legitimately what is this party?
Hey Papa, play Apex. Yo bro, I might, I might play Apex today. I don't know.
That game owns me. Keep it game session. Star for Christ's sake!
Seeds I'm trying to play. I'm trying to play your game. Please just let me play your game.
You guys have a million dollars. Just let me play. Fuck!
load in glitch load in again glitch out ally outline glitch just let me play
sweet mother of Neptune what is happening fuck how does this happen how
does this happen I can't start a game session
Thank Christ.
Alright, join join join join join join join join join join.
Try appearing offline.
Brother, logically tell me, in your brain, how appearing offline would stop my R6 ally
outline from buggy how would that even remotely correlate
wait so get on get on what's the point of going on defense again what what does
that do again then everyone can run outside like you won't see
that outlander people outside so we can do like a format
yeah but what do you what do you mean everyone can run outside because
wouldn't
Oh, I wouldn't I would
Yeah, yeah, but like yeah, that's something like defenders don't see defenders when they're outside, right?
Okay, got it. Timmy make sure you go up so I don't start the game. Okay. There we go. All right
This should work if this doesn't work. I'm gonna puke
But I know the fix that about now
Nice guys
All right
Alright, alright, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Alright, first things first, the big gate, meet there by the front door, meet by the front door.
I'll explain the rules there.
Pick your operators, right?
Hey, think about the opposite bit, bro.
Like, if you have a skin on an operator that's like dark or blends in with a wall, like, that would be a good thing to use.
Remember, you could be terrible at siege and win a hide and seek.
Literally, it's a completely different skill set.
Alright, alright, alright.
I'm going to go here and here, all right, okay, rip out the front door defenders, attackers,
spawn main gate and meet us there, all right, spawn main gate, okay, hi guys, time out the
people saying lower brightness, I'm going to have an aneurysm, okay, this should
It should load. It should load easily.
Okay.
Follow me.
Meet up the way it did the glitch again.
Let me fix that really quick.
Display.
Where's the glitch?
Where's the glitch?
It's uh...
High-fives.
Where is it at?
In display or something?
It should be in the HUD.
It should be in the HUD.
Yo, can I have your skin?
Thanks.
It's tough.
Can I have a bright skin on?
What are you doing?
Alright, come on, come on, come on!
Bottle me! Bottle me! Bottle me!
Does it matter if I have nothing to do with it when it's on though?
No, I'm not on it.
Wait, we can go inside?
Yeah, I'll see.
No, don't go inside. Lead outside.
Oh.
Okay.
Alright boys, leave me on the stage!
Fine!
Okay!
I'm going to- who's shooting?
Who's doing-
Alright, I'm going to give y'all
one minute to hide.
Now remember, you can hide inside
or outside, okay?
If you're the last person to die you get $500, but there's a bonus prize if you can survive the entire
Probably 29 minutes now you get $1,000. All right. Good luck
One minute starts right now
And you would get to see before you enter the main before you enter the main door
Just look to the right left. Okay, so that's it. Just we see
guys find your hiding spots okay? find your hiding spots! you guys have one minute bro! find your hiding spots!
why'd you bet that's not, it's like the only map I don't know
it's because it's maps new
now guys, um, wait wait wait wait, oh yeah, other rules, I forgot to say the other rules
don't repel, no repelling, repelling is not allowed
what was the other rule, Geron, is there any other rules?
uh, maybe another rule
Yeah, but if you can't repel, how are you gonna go in the roof?
Um, you can go anywhere in the game, not counting repelling, okay?
Are we allowed to move after the dance start?
No! No! No! No!
What if I'm still looking for my hiding spot?
Ah, then you just suck at hiding.
I'm gonna give you all two minutes, alright? One more minute, one more minute.
So if I can't find a spot, I just have to like, stand somewhere.
I just go to the closest spot, do I?
Yeah, the balls just find a spot! It's not a rocket, they're just find a spot!
Alright guys, we got like a minute left!
Holy, god, it's over.
What are these questions?
How do I look?
Alright, are you guys hiding? Are you in your spot?
Are you in your spot?
No.
Oh, shh, I'm sorry.
Not yet.
Take your time.
Y'all got one more minute, bro! One minute!
It doesn't matter right now, like, outside, inside.
It doesn't matter if you're outside or inside.
It's the first time we've done outside and inside, I think.
Um...
Oh my the thing is though like you can't repel it has to be somewhere where I can get to
If you are in a location that I can't get to you are disqualified. I want to say that one more time
It has to be a little easier. Can I use my drone to see?
Can I use my drone to see if I have not?
What what your drone? What?
Can I use my drone to see if I have not? I'm doing that to be honest. I'm gonna run out.
Yes, you could use your drone to see what to see what?
Like how you're how you look yeah like in your position. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine
you guys ready? I'm ready I'm ready are you guys sure you're ready? yeah you're sure you're ready?
yeah I'm not in no time you know it's actually this way yeah yeah this is like I don't sign
all right I'm gonna start searching guys you ready or no no no all right remember last
Spits dead he gets $500 no matter what but if you survive 28 minutes you get a thousand dollars, okay?
Oh my god, it's nice. You gotta start moving now, right? Yes. You can't move. No more moving. I see someone moving
Well, they can't move. Oh
My god, I thought I already killed somebody so what I'm gonna I just heard
Don't you sound don't you sounds?
No, don't don't draw me that's gonna make way too much noise. Yeah, sir
You guys are terrible behind it. Who's boss?
Because bro, there's not enough time. There's not enough time. You gave like a minute. It's actually hard
Yes
it's too easy wait what the hell let me get scary
you're brightness at all bro all that's happening is I yo you guys are
crying baby still there was no time last year yeah so all right you guys
don't do a new one you guys don't know no no no no no I'm in a good spot
They're all crying, they're all crying, they're all crying, they're all fucking babies!
How much time do you guys need 5 minutes to punch?
Here's what we'll do bro, here's what we'll do.
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
You guys are both about to mute your ass!
You guys are crybabies bro, crybabies!
We'll do a new map and then you'll get 5 minutes, okay?
Yes, yes
It's such a good fucking
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care
What matter if you guys are trying bro you guys are crying
Yeah this map was not good for hiding
No you guys are fucking crybabies bro
Bro, but did you guys think about using the inside of the building?
Ask Bernard which map to use
Using the wall
Alright deal
Yo guys, did you guys think about using the building or did all of you guys hide outside?
No, the building was too open. I swear. Like there's no good spots.
There's no spots to hide behind inside the building.
Guys, the thing is, I didn't even check the building.
Like, if you went in the building, you're automatically...
Guys, it's not like what I'm saying.
It's more so about luck, guys. It's more so about luck.
Like, it's not really about skill, bro. It's about skill.
Let me ask you about where he starts at.
We're done. Select the hide and seek map for our six.
Hide and seek map.
We're going to play some fun.
All the game isn't built for us.
People often use large complex maps like Tower or Theme Park.
Plenty of nooks and crannies for creative hiding.
Just don't get caught.
Theme Park.
Theme Park.
Vela
All right, see you guys want to do theme parker for Vela
Well, Jinxie, what about Vela for that?
Well, it'll be better
Good
It was big big and beefy all right. I'm gonna invite you guys again
I'm gonna give you more time, and I'm gonna lower my brightness. All right after that. There's no excuses
I saw six
Ha you're just a saint's word
Now just do villa. I like that. That was a good idea. I think that was a good idea
But I don't know though
I know villas no good ladies good because that I have the downstairs basement that has all the outside spawns
The heads upstairs
I think that was good
Tower? Have we done tower enough?
I look-
Get on! Let's go!
I'm looking out of sync.
I don't know if we haven't done it. Get on. Did we get tower enough?
Not. We did tower for the last man standing. I don't think we did it for this.
Alright, let's do it. Let's do tower. The chat is saying tower. I think tower-
Bro, tower's smaller though, like if you think about-
And the tower is smaller.
Two floors. It's just big because there's like a bunch of repel space.
Yeah, also-
And you don't really have it outside, like, yeah.
Wait, yeah, also?
Tower doesn't have an outside. Yeah, it doesn't have an outside like it
Can get to be a talk spot. Yeah, you have to repel. I don't like tower actually because then you have to repel
Fuck tower. Let's do villa, bro
Villas big okay, village huge it has three floors and it has four spawns like yo if you guys can't find a hiding spot on villa
You're ass. There's so many hiding spots
I
Bella
All right, you guys challenge you guys like the anti villa committee. What is this wait?
All right
Outside of the fellas pretty big
I
For those dark yeah, I know
The thing is for Bella is like dark
For Bella is dark. It was a lot of corners. There's a lot of roofs. I think there's actually good exterior hiding spot
All right, let's thank you. Let's just do phone
Yeah, you're right about tower though. Geron towers ass cuz it's like split up. It's split up
All right
This is the game. I'm gonna give y'all more time and lower the brightness
Hopefully
Zero brightness
I'm not doing zero brightness
Speed to speed up it's each but every time I do customs on Siege it glitches for an hour bro. All right, everybody guess
Missing the right of the skill issue buddy. Yeah, my game glitching is the skill that she ran
And the difference on judge on judge on judge on
judge on judge on.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Wait, you muted. Wait, you muted balls. You're such an L
for that. Wait, someone's got to go. I'm going to unmute ball
right real quick. I'm going to unmute balls.
balls balls just blasting like he's actually right right now
bro he's crying right now
bro balls I'm gonna mute you bro wait give me on D give me on D all right
all right you guys ready Paul one spectate someone's like what's get you on
D
all right I'm muting the whole party while I explain the rules that I'm
I'm muting everybody, okay?
I wanna make these rules clear, bro.
Okay.
We, okay.
Start the game.
Start the game, start the game, start the game.
All right.
Rules are simple.
Prizes are simple, okay?
First off, everybody meet me in the spawn.
In a, mada-mada, mada-mada.
I don't know actually what's against spawn you know what I'll just start shooting. Okay. I'll just start shooting
I'll just start shooting
I'll start shooting this is gonna be peak when we actually do it. Thank God it took like an hour
Now I'm gonna give y'all time and I'm gonna lower my brightness even more right now
All right
Are y'all ready?
Okay, I'm gonna start shooting. I'm Thor. Just follow me. I'm gonna start shooting.
I should have an orcs chat. Oh, I should have an orcs so I can get around the map faster. Might have been smarter.
Even lower?
Alright, wait, let me fix this.
Alright, you guys ready?
Come on. I'm gonna shoot, just wait, wait, wait, wait.
Alright, meet me here, meet me here.
You're invited.
Meet me here.
Meet me right here boys.
Now, I want to go to a corner, because I want you guys to be able to use the whole map.
Okay, this is literally perfect.
Alright, everybody here?
Guys!
Wait, why do I only see his gun, Dan?
What is this game?
Ah, stop shooting his army, stop shooting his army.
Hold up.
Why do I only see his gun tip? I only see Tanari's gun tip.
What is that?
Alright, we're good now.
Ladies and gentlemen, there are only two rules.
You can hide anywhere you want.
And on top of that, you cannot repel.
No repelling is allowed, okay?
Other than that if you're the last man standing you get $500
If the time runs out, and I don't find you you get $1,000. All right, and
hide
All right, oh
Also no moving I know you don't can hear me last rule no moving. Okay
Once you once you get to a spot, I was by the way, I hear a guy that's hiding right next to me
It's a bad idea buddy. I have the best years in the game
Change your position. Yeah, change your position
Smart smart guy. I would have instantly killed me. Don't try that cheap shit. All right guys. I'm gonna give you guys
until
five
49
That is like three minutes.
I'm gonna give you all like three minutes.
Alright, chat.
I'm gonna give y'all till 5.49, alright?
5.49.
Find your hiding spots.
And in the video, I'm just gonna,
I'm gonna like do the intro
and then I'm just gonna jump to 5.49.
Alright?
I'm not muting their audio guys blood no I'm not muting the game sound they're
not supposed to make any sound anyways once they get to the spot there was just
one guy who tried to hide right next to me like a idiot
all right yo guys any questions any questions guys I'm unmuting now I'm
me to give us a house that dressed in a sense not so can't control that man any
other questions
you have any questions yeah yeah yeah I thought I thought
wait someone good you know you fell off the roof you fell off the map
can you look at the wall?
yeah i got you bro
find the hiding spot balls you're not locked
i can't find them there's nothing anywhere man
guys remember 549 so literally 58 seconds right now you have 58 seconds
you literally have like 50 seconds
40 seconds
It's everybody in a hiding spot. Are you guys sure? You're not gonna complain.
Are you guys absolutely positive you're ready?
Yes, yes, yes, we're fucking ready.
Good luck. Remember.
Good. Your drinks.
Last man's day.
Last man's day.
I think you should just turn off the screen completely.
I think it's the right...
Balls like...
Balls you're rea- I'm on my last straw with you balls.
All right
Last message I think $500 if you survive the entire time you get a thousand dollars
Bro for fellows gonna be hard. Oh my god
Well, it might be the best map in the game for hiding. I'm not even kidding. All right, you're my second week. Did you mute it?
No, he is what this is the best. I might just let it go. We mean
Well, oh, I'm lying. Okay, it's
I
Wait, do you have your game sound like on because I don't know if I don't come you're gonna hear me my game sounds on
Bro, this is actually impossible wait, there's no way there's actually no way I'm gonna lose this
One person makes it out before the time
Then multiple people get a thousand dollars
Wait
Yeah
you shouldn't hide in the Tommy wait guys you guys did good this game oh my
god y'all get good right so that's more time than that's a month way better than
four chairs yeah yeah for sure this is like the best one for the product
wait y'all did good wait I'm actually cooked
Yo question and you guys can't answer this if you want how many of you guys are inside and how many guys are outside?
Yes
Yes, no
No
I'm gonna clear the inside, but I have a theory that majority of you guys are outside
You drink some somewhere
I'm right there, bro. I'm right there.
Yo, Janks, say I graced.
I got him! Who was that?
Guru. Good hiding spot.
Yo, this map is actually insane for hiding.
Oh my God, I'm actually cucked.
I'm legitimately cucked.
Wait, I'm done finding out.
bro
I gotta stop checking the same spots, but it's like
I'm in the map, it's not that big, right?
Your location has been compromised
Yeah, sure
Someone's gotta be here
Someone's over here
Welcome, Mike
Bro, oh my
Vanish point and you guys are positive. No you were found positive
Yeah, I think you know the rich opera spot here like without repelling
Oh my god, whoever is hiding there is so good that was insane
You guys are rats. Oh my god
Why do you want minutes where it's our back come on?
21 minutes left
Jesus sir
Who's that presents the watch watch in case like there's one attack I left and like defend them
Like defend them just don't kill them
Why don't that's a good one Jinxie? Yeah
That's a good reminder because the round will end
They'll just be rolled out then, they'll just be rolled out.
This map is like, maybe the best map in the game for hiding?
I gotta be close to somebody I gotta be close to somebody down here
I gotta be close to somebody why so quiet I knew it I literally knew it
No fucking what?
Two attackers left, two defenders left, I gotta make sure I don't kill the last attacker
because I'm around both hands, but if I find them they'll just be out, that's something
I gotta remember to know.
So wait, okay, I'll be the last attacker.
I have a feeling the rest of the people are inside and I really am going to trust my God
but I could be wrong.
Oh my God!
But I already checked this! How much time do I got? How much time?
And
God sort of in 11 minutes
You have time bro
Yeah, but bro, I don't know how much time I really you have guys. I know this back with the back of my hand
No
what a spot what a spot oh my god balls is the only defender yeah I'm not gonna
lie Baron is winning a bad runoff you say oh my god you are never gonna find
Karen I'm not joking like are you serious no no you're you're never gonna
find you're never finding him you're never finding him I promise you is he
inside or outside or don't say I'm not going to fucking say no yeah with the
fuck all right I'm curious
surprise we need to try to hide in the plants now I'm making great time is I
even bother I'm making great time I want to like what's that noise I don't
I want to like the full clear the inside
They got John in more muscle in around it. Yeah, that's fine
It's not like they're gonna know anyways though cuz like it's like they're we can see where you guys are
Yeah
Look dude, I don't want to be that guy, but I think you guys are just all outside
I mean I've cleared everything in here
Maybe we are. Maybe we are.
There's three of you guys left. See how this normally goes is like, I'll go on like a killing spree and then I won't be able to find the last guy for like ten minutes because there's only God spot.
See, Junki, this is why I won the last hide and seek with him with KTT.
You haven't won yet, balls. Remember when I relaxed a little bit.
I'm not saying I'm not saying everyone. I'm just saying I'm good
So you guys did repel
You guys didn't repel you have to be outside
I mean you have to be outside, but I've already checked outside
I don't know man. I don't know
You don't need to use the other prediction if I run.
I want to kick like. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Mods, you can do a prediction on the last week.
Bro, I want to kick like on a high vantage point to where I can like see.
It's GRB, Garodin Bolt.
Where is the bro looking, guys?
Hey, Logan! Cover me!
This is literally the corner of a map
But I already clear this did I not
They're not that cold they're not cold inside angry election
What type of diddy corner is this I've never even seen this corner
Wait a minute you can go back here
Oh, that just needs to be here.
Someone's gonna be here. I'm positive. Oh, they can.
No way.
Do you have any last words, bro?
I can't believe I missed this.
I can't believe I missed this.
I cannot believe...
You're on where are you I'm curious about those you
Yeah, just go for just go for balls, bro, you're not getting
Well, let's warm up. You're not even finding it wouldn't like the 15 minutes
I mean, we can run this game after 15 minutes. Give you an hour. You're still not fine
You're out on 2023 game up here
I
You're here he goes
You did you killed someone that oh I did I did I did
Yeah, yeah. I know you guys.
The com, the coms.
ROOoo I'm scared!
I don't know what.
Wait, OK.
You guys are saying Garonne is like unfindable, but could I find balls or no?
Is balls easier?
Who's in a better spot?
I'm not on ball, I'm so like, I can't swear either.
I didn't even know.
Like that was an odd, crazy.
Probably Garonne.
you guys think I'm just never gonna find Geronimo and he's actually gonna win a thousand?
100%
I don't know, I think Bulls won't win.
Yo, no way nobody can get here.
I think all around here on this spot.
Obviously no, you found it, you found it.
Bro, but still you would have made it top two, even this.
Yeah, no money though.
I really feel like someone just glitzed in this.
Wait, y'all aren't in like a glitch spot, right?
Schizo.
I'm not scared to, but okay, if you're in a glitch spot, you gotta tell me. I gotta go. I gotta go.
I don't mind it. I don't mind the little challenge, but you've got to let me know what to look for. You're not in a glitch spot, neither of you?
I don't know about the guy on defense, but their own is not.
Ah, bulls is good, bulls is good. No, no, no, this is good.
I
My eyes
Didn't know you could get up there
Oh, it's gonna be in the barrel bro.
Dinksy, you shot in the far one, is it? Go do that.
What do you say, boss?
You shot a bullet, I said in the far one, go do that.
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't do this.
One of you get this.
Dinksy, he's gonna die. He's gonna die.
He's gonna die.
Dinksy, if you do that, try to bang us.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
There's stairs up there, there you are.
You can get stairs up there inside.
There's stairs up to this?
Where?
I think so.
On my line.
On my billboard.
I think I'm on my line.
No, there's stairs up there.
The only way to get there is parkour?
Wait!
222.
Wait!
Oh my god, I'm, I'm, I'm my yagami.
Let me cook for a second.
Yeah.
Garo?
No, no, no, absolutely shut up.
We're not separate.
Muted.
Roan. Remember when Garon said he fell? Garon said he fell. Hey, Garon. Hey, Garon.
I'm on to you, buddy. Garon, remember when you said you fell? And you had to get rest?
I think I know what you fell on because I almost fell on it.
If they say you're walking, I do what you want, bro.
If you're walking, I walk in the middle of the city.
This guy's a log.
Wait, this guy is not that guy.
I actually wasn't looking for Blast Planet,
but let me look for it now.
Dexter Morgan.
I'm sorry about that.
No.
Bro, I don't know.
I feel like you've got to be in.
OK, if Darryl fell, Chad, that means he had to have been outside.
but maybe he fell and completely changed his location
y'all gotta be outside!
Ron, if you win, don't forget who arrived you
how much time do I got? like ten minutes
eleven
I gotta get to this building
I have to get to this building
I know Geron here
Geron, I know you're here, bro
I know you're here
bro, but am I gonna die? I don't match up
please keep doing this, bro, I'm gonna get free bands
Am I going to die on that?
If you try Parkour, I'll try to walk in there and see if you can do that.
It's a typical personal, but not 2023 game in the early next one.
Yeah, I think I could do it.
Wait, Jessup, all I got to know is this Parkour Bowl,
because if it's not Parkour Bowl, I'm not going to do it.
I should sit here.
10 minutes bro.
How much time?
10 minutes.
Wait, the chat tank? It is parkourable. Are we like absolutely positive?
Wait, how would they know?
I don't know, but...
Is there like a rotisserie check in here?
No, but wait a minute, I haven't checked this.
Balls? Are you in here?
Balls come out come out wherever you are
Scottish bloke
Don't even know where bosses
No, no, no, no, I know
Yo, how good is this hiding spot one to ten? How good?
realistically
Okay, actually seven honestly
To the people on Geron's team, how good is his hiding spot?
Wow, no, I don't think we
Were just out there
This doesn't bring me anywhere.
They fucking lowkey shot everybody there, bro.
We should not have reached that area.
There are only chances of balls.
I'm going to try to take a touch of the release.
I mean, Geron, there's no way you risked it to this, right?
And that's so crazy.
But I just know you're on this level. I know you are.
Bro, it's easy to do that.
I know you're here. I know you're here. I know you're here. You're here. You're somewhere around it. Oh my god, Garrett. It's you're good
Yeah, I know you're here
Now I know you're here
Stop looking there, please stop, stop, stop
I don't need this
Yeah, just two minutes at this point
I'm at the highest point in the entire map
I have to be able to see something soon
Something for sure
Euryx, you don't fuck
Euryx, you don't fuck, you can't
I can't believe I risked my life to parkour, did it, cause I have aura, and then of course
Garon's not even there.
I thought for sure Garon was there, but then again, no, Garon never left a blood trail
behind, that's what Timmy said, he's smart.
Got 7 minutes.
7
7 minutes
7 minutes
13 seconds
wait minus 2k
minus 2k
there's only 7 minutes left say you swear
say you swear
I swear on your soul
now it's minus 2k
minus 2k
wow y'all are both gonna win a thousand if I can't find you
that is if I can't find you
Who's drone? Who's drone?
What was...
I'm on the fence, I can't do it.
Twenty-twenty-three games a year, thanks, I defend, I can do it.
Yeah, buddy, there's also an attacker, balls, is your brain lagging?
Well, considering it's only me and one other attacker, I don't think I can do it.
So I harshly need him.
Yeah, and I said somebody's droning, idiot!
Well, I hear you're inside. You gotta be inside. Someone's got to be inside.
Maybe I'm gonna... Maybe I'm not. Maybe it is.
I've kept this box down for a while. Maybe it isn't.
Well, I hear you're inside.
someone's inside bro that's all I know I did not search inside good enough not
to the fullest of my abilities I was more so focused on outside but now we got
to start focusing inside five minute one in six I know outside has the
Superior stuff like hiding spots on it's feel like you guys got the outside
Yeah, I'm aware of that balls. Thank you
You look like to make them in the box
I'm legitimately gonna have an andurism, bro
I'm legitimately gonna have an andurism chat a minus 2k I mean
How long? Four minutes?
Four minutes. Four and a half.
Four and a half.
Bro.
Yo, when there's a minute left,
you guys win.
Just guide me to where you are.
I actually want to know, because I don't think I'm going to find you guys.
All right, Garo and Voss, or Voss.
Can we run it back like if there's a snow
Like if there's a minute left just tell me where you are. Okay, you guys
I'm on the map
How much time
I'm so curious, Garo show me your spot first and then Bolz show me yours after, I don't
think I'm going to find you all.
I have like what, 2 minutes to find you now?
Yeah.
3 minutes and 25 seconds.
Yeah but I, no no no, I want them to like show me the spot in the last minute.
Garo and I kill, don't kill the attacker though.
Garo and guide him with your drone.
Like, go to him and like guide him.
Yeah yeah, when there's a minute left, like right now I can still find you.
Oh, the month. Maybe we can keep this idea ahead and throw it next to the exit.
Two minutes left.
Yo, are y'all in or out?
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Just give me a chance. Are y'all in or out?
Out. Out. Out.
Hey, if you make it 2k, I'm back dumb right now.
Bro.
Wait, wait, how much time is left?
Uh, 240.
Wait, okay.
Yeah, but for you it's like 140.
How much time is left?
I'll be right back.
Two thirty.
Two grand if you mad down.
It's going, it's going, it's going.
Wait a minute.
I don't even hear it.
I don't even hear it.
Just talking.
I don't even hear it.
Somebody there.
I also don't want to find you like that
because then you get nothing.
bro I don't know I don't know bro
you drink some and say it's a lot of time
all right you know what I'm gonna have to shoot your guns to shoot your guns
and not stop I have to see where you are like
where the fuck are you guys well there's a minute left to start shooting
Okay
What should I fall like you don't like this what what should I fall for like a bit in the jelly much?
Yeah, I'm not gonna fall bro. Yo guys
How much time slept
25 seconds when if he's in wait what?
Wait, what do you mean?
minute there's a minute yeah 15 left all right start shooting y'all congratulations
right I'm in there exactly like that wait wait get around you shoot first get around
you shoot first hey buddy hey buddy wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
you're so dumb bro one of yours i'm sorry how do you get there without a where was both
where was both for you have to see i guess we'll never know because you have to see
both locations bro yeah we'll just just pass balls you see all we had to do was break the
azami bro all we had to do was break azami at five volts bro you're just so dumb
Yeah, but he told me he's he's balls said directly to my face. He said, oh, Jinxie. I'm not I was gonna hide there
But I'm not yo wait
Someone goes on me so I can like show more that
Just go as I mentioned the exact same thing
You're doing so I just want to say about how it was
Racing you can't I got in next to me balls
I
Might have to wait a year for it to go through though balls just guide me guys we got now. It's gonna fall to you
Okay, I'm not guys. I'm me
We both were your okay, I'm following you show me balls show me
Both I call I didn't think that was a lot of it was all the snaps was on the right
So yeah, I was kind of thinking the same
You can see all the magic here was about to go out.
Right in front of you bro.
That's crazy.
Right.
So you run through here, you cut right here, you cut right here, and that was sat on the
That's when the zombie covering it.
Jesus, there was a zombie right here.
Do you use your ability though?
Definitely, man.
Bro, I-
OH MY GOD!
Yeah.
Alright, bro.
Balls, you win.
Um...
Uh...
Uh...
You're only win.
We can do another one of you guys one for like, bonus.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
We're free now
50 bucks. I'm sorry for us. Yes. Good night for us. Yes. Good night
I just knifed
Ryan trying to break the barricade. Yeah, so it's time. He's gonna attack anyways, but I
Didn't say no abilities. It's to be fair. I didn't say no village. I
Didn't say no abilities brah dad with a 10 gifted W dad
W dad in the chat were 19 subs away from 100,000!
Oh my god!
Dad, thank you for the 10 gifted dad. Love you bro. W dad in the chat.
I don't know what I just said bro. Love you dad. Thank you dad. Love you.
W dad, W dad. Check 20 subs away from 100.
Check with the 10 captain!
Check with the 10 captain!
OJ with the 25!
Check with the 5!
100,000 subs!
Bro, it's been like a year.
It's been like over a year.
Bro, it's been like over a year.
I'm not even kidding.
It's been like over a year.
Oh my God! Oh my God! Bro, I think the last time we get 100K was 2024, chat like in late
2024. I'm not even kidding, y'all. Holy crap! W's to everybody in the chat, bro. 100,000
subs for the first time in like, I don't even know, bro. Over a year since 2024. Wow!
100k chat y'all are actually insane bro that I never I never in a million years
thought I had 100k stuff to hand bro that's actually insane actually insane
bro all right guys bonus game okay bonus game you guys ready
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is
This is for the game
Yo, but balls here's the thing balls
Can I be honest with you when I killed the one guy under the desk?
I was like, okay, there's literally no way
Some idiot would hide right next to somebody behind the disarmie and you were you were that guy boss. Here's the thing. Here's the thing
bro
Hiding behind a zombie is like a dead giveaway like from now on. I'm just gonna shoot the asami. I'm just an idiot I guess
Pretty much, huh?
Join up congrats to get rolled and congrats to balls bro. Y'all it's one thousand and
And I will make tonight right after the stream. I was gonna text me
Well, lucky I'm gonna pay tonight the last hide and seek winner. It took a year from if a
Yeah, wait you're only one before
Yeah, I went on here for it. All right, Ben Geron's from hide and seek. He's literally like
I'm playing low key get about the hell all right
Bro it's been like over a year
It's been like since twenty-four dude. Oh my god
W's in a chat bro dead ass that is actually ridiculous to look at legitimately that is absolutely ridiculous, bro
The last time we had 100,000 subs was 2024, bro.
All right, bro, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go binkle,
but chat bonus game, bonus game, bonus game,
bonus game, bonus game, bonus game.
Yeah, I'm gonna get on League soon.
I don't know what date I'm gonna get on League of Legends
when we go to League soon.
So we gotta figure out what game
we're gonna play tonight after Siege.
I could do CS because we're gonna do cases.
I could do a little bit of Apex.
I don't know.
Bro chat Apex is so hard, guys, it's so hard.
Now I'm not getting on lead tonight.
I gotta get a date that I'm gonna get on lead
because Tydon Juan is gonna coach me.
He said he's got him.
But I don't wanna get on lead yet.
I don't wanna get on lead yet.
Dad called him?
Dad called him?
Sketch called me too.
Yo, dad, what is up?
So, man, congrats.
Thank you, dad.
Just hit 100,000 subs.
100K?
This is like the third time you hit it, right?
I think.
Yeah, I think.
I think it's the third time.
Dad, I think you were the second ever sub, right, behind my cousin?
Well, I'm the longest sub.
You were the...
Wait, wait, how long is your sub, dad?
I actually want to check.
Oh, I check it out, Chad.
And I think it's over six years.
Hi, guys.
Fine.
Dad, you've been subbed six years.
It's over six years.
Dad.
Somebody in the chat said over 70 months.
70 months, so oh, that's a little six years, then.
Wait, Dad.
You've been subbed.
No, no, no, no, no, no, dad.
You've been subbed, dad, for 76 years.
Months, months, sorry, sorry, I'm just crying.
Dad, sorry, you've been, I mixed up the years and the, dad, you've been subbed.
So that's, uh, 12, 24, 36, 48, 60.
I was like, what, 72?
Dad, that's like, four months?
Four months?
Showing that?
You've been subbed for six years and four months.
Holy aura, dad.
Holy aura.
Hey, congratulations, and Julia, you deserve it.
Uh, just one thing, if you couldn't speed the stream up a little bit,
it's got shifts to be later.
Yo.
In any industry, I'm a little worried.
All right.
Yo, W Dad, bro.
W Dad.
W Dad, bro.
Yo, my dad has been subbed.
Bro, my cousin was my first ever subbed.
But my dad is my longest subbed.
76 months.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, bro.
W Dad, bro.
W Dad, 76 months.
We just hit 100,000 subs in a chat.
That is ridiculous, bro.
Oh my God.
Call sketchback?
Yeah, let me call sketchback.
Sketch called me like as I get 100 pesos.
I don't even see him.
All right.
W dad, bro.
W dad, W dad.
I
W podre
All right, all right boys, we ready bonus game we ready
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Yo, hey congrats congrats congrats congrats the balls and um, which one I called it get rolling bro
for guys, bro
all right y'all so I
I want to see if we can get a crazier hiding spot this game lack. Yo go for whatever you want, bro
Go for the craziest hiding spot ever since this is a bonus game. Okay
This is a really good thing sir if you ever do not hide and seek are you ever got to the leg and I need to know before
I use my best in sport. I'm ever gonna play villa
Yeah, I need to know
No, let's we use a map on hide and seek we're not gonna use it again. We're gonna use every map eventually
All right, so I can use the OP spot that won me the KTD and Zeeq.
Yes, use your OP spot.
Yes, like same rules guys.
You just train for hide and seek?
I don't do that.
How is this your problem?
I pray you're one of the people that gets picked for the hide and seek customer.
See, because that's the beauty.
No, no, that's the beauty of hide and seek though.
Because balls is bronze and he just won hide and seek, bro.
Like that is the beauty of hide and seek.
Bro, you can be trashed at Zeeq.
I'm gonna do it for the bundles.
I'm going to try and say you can show the chat, the chat, and show them who just won and that's it.
You have to meet everyone!
Yeah! Well no, ruins is a good hiding spot.
Meet here. I want you guys to meet in a spot that you've never had in.
Wait, Bill is so good for hiding, see. Oh my god.
Alright, you guys ready?
That's what they were saying bro.
Follow the shot! Follow the shot. You didn't hear no.
Meet right at this helicopter.
This is saying I've never even noticed this was here.
wait bro this map is so pretty bro my god are y'all ready
alright there's an insomniac dirty thing in the hole
alright are y'all ready are y'all ready same rules no repelling you are
allowed to use your ability i guess if you want to and go hide go hide oh
Oh wait shit, can you see that?
Yeah, fuck that.
Okay, I'm gonna get the guy in the gown.
Wait, no, no, I can't, I can't, I can't, you're good.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
Are you staying over there?
Guys, I'm gonna get the guy in the gown.
Y'all got, wait, what's he hitting me?
Y'all have, y'all have till six, 28, three minutes.
Six, 28, good luck guys.
Six, 28, six, 28, all right?
Good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck.
I have a sp- okay guys, remember, really go for it. Like, if it's a bonus game, no money on the line, just go for a crazy one, okay?
Yeah, yep.
Wait.
Actually, like, there's no islands, there's no-
There's no what? What? There's no what?
Like, islands.
Yeah, wait, no, yeah, it's not like oh good coms balls. They're cops. Let me make sure actually great call balls
Great call. Let me check that
They did pass my head. Actually whoever wins this gets 500 bucks. Okay, same day. Oh shit. Same rule
Let me lock in. Let me lock in. What the hell? Yeah. Yeah, you know what? Hey, same rules as last game
Okay, same rules. This is also for money. All right. I got y'all
but okay okay if gara it's like the guys who already won one could just let
it to like second place or something if I wouldn't fight like your own if you
win another thousand people's slide of a alright alright alright the past my
I hate this wall, I'll stay from it.
You guys ready?
No.
Same rules as last game, man.
Last man standing, five hundred bucks.
Um, oh dude, I'm on the armor titan chat.
This game is so sick.
This is my favorite skin in the game.
Bro, I should have used this last game,
because I could travel quicker.
Alright, here's somebody running.
You might want to reposition.
What regular are you at 2v0 on Rocket League?
29
What rank am I?
Plat 2
We should queue after this
Your name's there, I think I made me half
I peaked plat 1
I don't even know how I'm gonna be on Rocket League
because I'm playing Rocket League
Yo wait, mute this, somebody mute the streamer
hear the streamer, hear the streamer
That was Haynes, but it's so hard to compare to everyone I had
I
Wish they would have so I can do a fucking one more minute one more minute
So 25
You guys ready no no no minute give us another way wait wait wait if I win
this spot
Be advised off for has located a bomb
Bows you just never
All right, you guys ready six twenty nine ready? Wait, wait, 30 times. No, no, no, no, no, Ryan, I think your mic's still echoing somebody's head or not. It's not anymore.
No, it's not an echo. It's like I'm like kind of breathing. It's my life.
Sort of.
All right, you guys ready? You guys ready? You guys ready? Six twenty nine.
What's funny about that?
Third is taking the third.
Alright, the chat is on the motor only. Guys, this is bonus game. Same rules. This is still for money. I got you.
I can't find that in my mind. Let me just check one last place. Let's see.
Oh, time's up. Time's up, balls. Alright? Ready?
Yeah, I'm just getting my spot. Just saying. Just saying.
Alright guys.
hide and seek game 2 same rules last man standing it's rather the box if the
time runs out they get a thousand or ever slept if there's ten people that
ten thousand dollars probably not gonna happen though because it's Miller I know
this map like I know this map like I know the route of my Johnson all right
boys I'm on my way I'm on my way
you don't say if you don't claim it here then you're totally free game of
The young needs to be revolted.
Okay.
Bro, I have so many cool corners.
This is such a good map right in Seek, oh my god.
I was gonna do a here's Johnny moment there
and run through the wall.
Dude, I'm on the armored Titan 2 chat, the Oryx skim,
so I could just throw the,
because I'm on Oryx.
But I have Orya too, because I'm Ryner.
First thing I'm gonna check is basement.
I feel like the odds of you guys being in basement is low, but I do think it's an easy hiding spot to find.
You have been spotted by hostile spawn back.
Yeah, alright, so none of y'all went basement. Smart cookie, smart smart.
If y'all went basement, y'all would be cooked.
Remember guys, you cannot be in a spot that I can't get to.
Don't you even dare.
I heard a drone, I heard a drone.
bro this map is better than that i'm not even getting bro wait jing see i lowkey think
your brightness should be lower on this map this map is like bright i agree i agree i agree
I didn't get a third chance.
Bro, you were not winning anyway, Sprint.
That's fun.
Stop being salty, Ryan.
You're just being salty, bruh.
Okay, muscle, muscle.
There's gotta be somebody else in here.
See, what I learned from last game was I have to check every corner.
I gotta check every corner, bruh.
No more, no more daily games, bruh.
Gotta check every corner bro. No more no more dilly-dally. I
Gotta check every corner
Cuz when I clear something I'm asking I really do any circles this game
I want to spend a long period of time in each corner of the map and just slowly
You drink some right now.
I think she's just going to refer to you, I'm sorry.
See, the thing is, Villa's a big map, so like the interior of Villa is actually huge.
I only clear basement.
Wait, wait.
Every time I shoot you guys think one of your opponents has been murdered.
Be honest.
I thought that like, oop, the thing's asking.
Sometimes I just like to shoot to like, pre-fire a spot and just make sure I clear it.
I checked basement and you also like, you also like to get me foes with that one.
Are you sure nobody's in basement?
How? How did you get in here? Is that a zombie?
HOW?!
Don't shoot!
to me that's insane you got in the box no you found me you found me nowhere I
just came that's actually a good spot brother brother guys to me was in a
cabinet to me was in a cabinet so I mean to me you know what you bro Jimmy it
was it was the fact that you were next to a window bro so I just
immediately checked it back to your next window I need to lock in I need
to actually clear everything under all the dishes turn yeah I'm not gonna lose
the best cheese again
Bro, I just really feel like you guys have to be outside.
So my intuition tells me to just clear up the top.
Skubuz, is it okay if I shoot your robot, Skubuz?
Skubuz?
Yeah, it's broken in.
Yeah, you guys are too smart to hide in here.
Like, this is obviously going to get cleared.
This is obviously going to get cleared.
You guys are too smart to hide in there, no way.
Brother, how much time is left? Like 20 minutes?
Yeah. You're just under 20.
Reloading.
Bro, I'm clearing everything.
Did just none of you come in the building this time?
Wait, someone's gonna be in the bathtub, I'm surim.
The bathtub is such a-
Okay, just let them have a bath.
Invite them to the bathroom.
Oh!
Skopos, you cheeky bastard!
Garen, it's us, I know it's us.
Oh dude, that was pretty decent.
I looked you like it, I was just checking my-
Switch back and forth between their bots depending on where you were
The thing is like if you guys hide behind those desks not counting balls, I'm gonna check it every time
Hey, Jinxie, yeah, I'm the warden
Yeah, don't have paint it don't have a desk I gave us a draw wait
I don't think it's gonna be any rock and all but that's this one
No, it's not.
Oh wait, I'm gonna...
Restart it.
Mindful of special needs.
Someone's gonna be right here. Here's Johnny!
I did not track memo, did I?
not the boy
who was the apple balls?
my spot is under the stand, gonna be the best spot
this is interesting
Puck has the best spot out of everyone by far.
Who has the best spot? Who, who, who?
Tough.
Really?
You're tough.
She...
For realsies?
Yeah, it's pretty good.
It's insane.
Ooh, car garages, you can spot the check as well.
No, don't check that.
There's no one there, you don't need to check that.
Bro!
Hey, if y'all are going to jump, don't, don't...
...bio.
Yeah, y'all are going to be outside, it's just obvious.
How many people are left with four enemies?
Yeah, y'all are going to be outside. If I was you, I would hide outside.
I was like, if I would hide right here, it was me.
I'm re-inviting!
Wait, so what happens if the game runs out?
Is that a thousand-each-a-game or just 500-each?
We'll cross that bridge when we get there.
I doubt there's gonna be four of you in twenty minutes.
We're getting to that point, that's why he's asking.
How much time is left?
16 and 38 seconds.
Yeah, guys, trust me, there's not gonna be four of you now.
Cause look, somebody's dead right here.
Oh my, that was a aura.
That was a cross.
I like to refired that, but what a spot.
Who was there? Who was there?
It was me. It was me.
What a spot. I mean, oh my god.
Brother, Villa is gigantic.
Like, oh, Jeff, you...
I remember you been this far back.
Hold on, there could be more around here.
It's what they meant!
Bro, I'm actually, there's two people hiding
inside each other.
Pops?
What?
Pops. Pops, pops, pops.
bro and y'all are around here I know you got down here chat it's such a big
map though interesting watch this face broken that's weird
actually what the truth yeah punched up the knife
Maybe it was me, maybe it was someone else.
So wait how much time is left?
It's three players.
15.
15.
You guys are little rats!
Only last operator standing.
Bro!
Pillai Center!
No way.
Garen, Garen, Garen, Garen is the only one.
Garen, I'm gonna be unbiased with you.
You're the best.
You're the best
Yeah
Whatever
Yeah
Like chat I'm gonna be honest
There's a chance there in the building but I'm gonna take the gamble that they're just not like it this map hiding in the building is bad
Cuz all the hiding spots are so iconic like if you hide in the bathtub, you're just gonna die
We make sure this doesn't go once
Relax worst get wrong we got I gotta find your own
You're wrong. You're wrong. Do you think I could try 15 minutes and win 1,000?
Uh... I mean, Garon, if you win another 1,000, that's aura. How confident are you?
Didn't you say you split it with second person?
I'm kind of confident, bro.
Hey, you gotta split that list.
It's up to Garon, but let him get it, guys.
Let him cross that bridge when he gets there, guys.
Garon, this is bro.
Now, here we are, Jinxie, Jinxie. If I make it to the end of this, you pay off my student loans.
No money, you just pay off my student loans.
Yeah, how much is that? Like 40 grand?
I could pay for that.
But think about it. Think about it. You're not just throwing a band that's gonna go on prize picks, bro.
It's the future of this generation.
So wait, Garo, you're saying if I don't find you for the next how long?
13 minutes.
How much is your student loads, Axel?
Like 7K.
Axel is 7K.
Yeah.
Okay, we see you have to pay for this. Okay, if I don't find you in the next 13 minutes, I'll pay for your student loans. Okay?
All right, but you better lock in you better actually lock in
It's actually like the guy he survives
I was like, I don't understand what you're doing.
Garen, how do you do this, bro?
How are you so good at this?
You're a good one.
Just leave some spots in the rest of this.
How do I get found in my spot?
What lie was I going to go there to, Garen?
What lie I was going to go there to?
Bro, it was such a last second spot, too, bro.
Jinxy, he's right over here.
Oh, my god, bro.
Jinxy, is this a garden, sir?
What are you doing, bro?
Bro, TL. This kid is good. He could be anywhere. I gotta check everything.
Checking the machine.
Garon is like the king of hiding in play.
Okay, but Garon, you gotta go and come clean with me, bro.
Is it a spot I can get to?
Yeah, easily. Definitely.
Oh, easily.
Student loans on the line, Garon.
Okay, come on.
Come on.
Guard them, sir.
He's right there, Jainzy.
He's right over there.
This is totally up to you if you want to answer this, but are you inside or outside?
Just happy and chat.
Hey bro, hey no no bro, we're not here for that right?
Bro throw me a bone here bro
I'm not basemen, so I'm not saying inside or outside, I'm saying not basemen
Okay
Can you maybe throw me like one hit every couple minutes lady?
Do it every three, you're at eleven minutes right now
bro i'm not gonna find this guy
bro there's so much just like rush
don't give him hints for me
it's just don't, student or anyone, don't give him hints every minute you're enough to
don't learn pressure you
bro i can't find them
bro
I think he won.
Oh, have you checked inside the van?
Garon, it's just something about like your aura that just makes you unfindable.
But Garon, you sure you didn't like repel?
Yes, on God, on God.
And you're saying it's a spot I can actually get to?
Yes.
But I'm not gonna find them.
What do you think about them adding keyboard and mouse to console?
Horrible idea.
Well, it depends how they do it.
It's just gonna happen in like May.
Aren't they gonna force the mouse and keyboard players into PC lobbies though?
Yep.
Uh, yeah.
Then that's fine.
yeah they're just gonna be out of disadvantage because of frames and
acts. My summer thing I got spot just to like get MQ
Wicker on if you're not in a clip spot right?
No. No.
Where am I?
There's so many corners.
What is the spot of the map I haven't checked, bro?
What is the spot of the map I haven't checked?
Wait, I haven't checked study valve.
Because that's something that you can repel up to, but you can also run to it.
They're smart.
Get around, I'm checking study valve.
Your location has been compromised.
Oh, you got him there.
I thought I finessed you.
Almost.
Yeah.
How much time is left?
8 to 20
Oh my god
You're losing bro
Yo Jinxie, hurry up, we've got work tomorrow
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Bro, I don't know what to do. I don't know. This guy is like the best hider ever
I actually think you like watch videos Garo, literally
You're actually a hider. Some people don't do infest right now
You're gonna have to be kicked for being AFK
What do you have to stop work? You get kicked? No, you don't get kicked for being hider, right?
No, you can't get kicked in a custom.
Oh, pee-pee-pee
all right maybe I try running this way just see if anything like out of the
ordinary pops out to me it's not problem bro
nothing out of the ordinary
nothing out of the ordinary and you're on you said you're not in the basement
No.
Alright, Garo, could you give me like a tiny hint?
Uh, not second floor.
We got 6 minutes 45 seconds.
You're not in the basement? Wait, you mean first floor, Garo? Like first floor?
No, no, like the actual basement. Not basement, not second floor.
Yeah, but what about first floor? You're not first floor?
Alright, bro, I'm outside. Yeah, sure.
Wait, you said you're not top floor, you mean?
Yeah, yeah.
I feel it wrong.
I think it's second floor, it says.
It's basement, first floor, second floor.
Okay.
So you're not...
As you say, you could be first floor, but you're also saying you could be outside.
Which I think you're probably just outside.
I had to have missed something here.
I had you have missed something. I had you have missed something.
I had you have missed something.
He's on the map James. He's literally right there.
Right over there.
I can't wait to find out what this kid is, he's actually like crazy at this and stuff.
5 minutes 30 seconds.
5 minutes bro?
Yo you want moden? You want to talk? I don't know, you know.
You're trying to just ask me to not fire, man.
You don't know.
Bro, garden tour.
oh my god
Brian what are you singing over there bro?
Brian shit
oh my god
I'm not singing shit bro
Brian why do you say wait wait wait am I close to him?
alright you guys control
4 38
cold uh cold uh
Oh my god right here. No. But right now I'm just thinking for a spot I haven't checked yet.
Yo, Garon, could you give me your little hint? Another mini hint? Please, outside.
Don't do it Gary.
Okay, I kind of figured that. I sort of figured that out.
That's what I do shit though.
At this point you're touching a correction.
At this point make your next correction just ask what it is.
Yeah, that's...
Yeah guys, him telling me he's outside was a dead giveaway.
It's not like I have ran in nine circles looking for this fucker.
I mean if you don't find him it's on you.
Bro, he just gave us a bigger scenario.
I really can't even be mad at me when you don't find me though.
because like there's nothing I could really tell you because you just have to see it
like it's literally on you
get around whenever there's like 20 seconds left to start shooting
alright
well like do you want to do like the last minute again or like actually 20 seconds left
nah the start shooting is 20 seconds left
I need as much time as I can to find you
you got 3-25 right now
I'm still... I'm still pressed.
I mean, you're outside, okay?
Alright, it's like the biggest outside of any map ever.
In existence.
Of any map ever.
The spawn was here, you're not gonna be near here, fuck no.
Maybe here?
And I wanna see that.
Brother, you're not going to be near the spawn, I need to clear every inch of this.
Hold up, I haven't went back here yet.
But then I have been here though.
bro, wait wait wait wait
get around
that's not gonna work bro, here's your exit, I said no, I watched it, I'll head back there
two minutes, two minutes
I already checked it GG
I think your student loan trouble is gone bro, I mean, wholly deserved, I can't find
you, no matter what I do, I'm just hiding on maps, bro Garrett, all those snakes, 10
to do
the youtube video
it's fucking crazy
i get checked out
how much time it's left until 20 seconds
you have a minute 5
40 seconds left
you're in a minute exactly
garen when there's 20 seconds left
just start shooting mags
i wanna see where you are
we could just ping him
I can't see it, I'm on HUD.
You're right.
Nice tree, bro.
Bro, it's like there's so much shrub.
RoboGaron, you deserve it, man. I find everybody so quick, and then it's like, you, it's just, I can't find.
I think your operator saved you, Gary.
No, he's gonna be 20 seconds.
shoot shoot shoot 20 seconds shoot shoot shoot shoot you walk
shoot wait stop stop stop you can use some time
you're lost you're lost you're lost you got a second to go
you can see you're just standing there
shoot shoot I can't believe that
wait where is it shoot
bro you're just blind bro
right there
you're literally
that's crazy bro you're so bad it's crazy you're so bad that it's crazy
you stood on it
And you were dead too, dead too.
You walked away, bro.
And then it immediately killed me.
You went from standing on him to killing me.
And it's really like it's actually...
I need to re-fire bro. You have to re-fire now.
Yeah, yeah, we'll do another one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, Garone, um...
You...
Uh, what's it called? Wait, where's Garone?
Oh, there he is. Yo, Garone, you uh,
no longer have student phone debt.
I think...
Holy deserves dude. Thank you so much, bro. Can you
Can you uh, what's called follow me on Twitter, but I just want to like send you like a personal thank you like off-screen
All right, it's uh, just my game attack. I mean holy deserves, bro. Hey, hey, GGs here on GGs, bro
Bro appreciate
GGs, bro
Yeah, but like it's just because bro, you know what it was the MVP was that you went not I can't see because it's so
Not is literally like fully black. So it just blends into ever I can't see
Wow, I call it to bro
I told I told someone that you were gonna kill warden and then like not think someone was like five feet away
Bro because that's kind of what I was thinking. I'm like, there's no way they would stand
Yeah, I'll tell each other.
Exactly.
All right, GPs, guys.
Thanks for playing hide and seek, bro.
Garon.
Yeah, Gt, bro.
Gt, no studio flown set.
And, uh, false $1,000.
Yeah, thanks, bro.
All right, guys.
GPs, bro.
Have a great day.
And I get shot.
All right.
Bro, holy dessert!
Just shoot every bush?
Yeah, bro.
I was doing that, and I ran out of pistol ammo.
That was fun though, minus, like what, 8k?
Minus 8k?
Holy shit!
Minus 9k?
Alright chat, that was fun, man, that was fun.
That was fun.
Okay, chat we're gonna do cases in a little bit. What should we do before we do cases chat?
Should we do apex or should we do CS right? Should we do apex or should we do CS? What should we do?
Go run a pool. Yeah, wait for them back wait for them back all content cake. Let's not forget about content game
We could also do that, but we're gonna run a poll be happy
All right, we're going to do cases at like eight, but for the next hour for the next hour
Should we do apex legends CS go or content king?
I think we're almost chat. How long stick to beat content king like three hours
Apex legends CS go or content King?
mods run at five minute a poll
But that was actually so fun, dude. Oh my god. I'm glad Garon won too because Garon has been watching my streams for like
Literally like six years. I'm not even kidding. So I'm glad Garon won for like five years like
Yeah, no, no, no, no
Chad vote vote vote vote vote Garon's actually the goat
content King apex legends or CS
Yo, hi guys, how long does it take to beat content King?
Because I don't think it takes that long, right?
What's content King?
It's a, what's it called?
Content King, you basically role play as a streamer.
Let me check you, yeah, yeah, CCC, 11 hours.
Bro looks like a skin tag.
I don't even know what that means.
I don't know what that means.
Chat, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, chat, vote, vote, I'm going to get a coffee.
It looks like content king's with him.
Wait for chat.
Should we do one more of just apex versus content king?
Yeah, we got it.
Oh, no.
Guys, guys, Apex vs. Content King, fuck Content King, it's such slop, yeah, but that's why
the game's peak bro that's why the game is peak buddy that's why the game is peak all right one more
poll because we'll remove the 2000 cs votes and then those guys will have a chance to vote on content
of apex content king or apex vote apex is trash the thing is bro like apex is not trash i'm just
trash at Apex and I don't like getting mobbed on a game like that. Hey Jinxie, I'm looking
punchable today. Apex isn't trash, I'm just trash at Apex. We know, you don't gotta type
that shit. Wait we got a close poll now. Vote! What the fuck? Vote! Vote! Vote! Vote!
Guys vote! Vote! Vote! How's it going Jinxie from Birmingham? Wait, isn't Birmingham,
I know what Birmingham is, it's not in England,
is in Birmingham in England?
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
Birmingham.
Chad, is it a small city or a big city?
Chad, vote, oh my God, content things,
waiting but it's closed.
Holy shit, vote!
Vote, vote, vote, vote.
Hi, Jinxie, I'm from the sewer, what?
You talk too much.
Shut the fuck up!
Vote, guys, vote, vote, vote, vote!
Apex has a tutorial and extra modes like TDM.
Yeah, but how do I play the tutorial if I already played the tutorial six years ago?
Like what do I do then?
What do I do then?
You know what I mean?
What do I do then?
Bro is drinking coffee, laughing emoji.
Apex isn't even complicated?
Bro, it is.
It is complicated.
Apex is complicated.
Apex is complicated.
Bro, what other game, okay, chat, what other games should we put up against contact
game?
Would any game beat it?
Apex came close.
Apex came close.
All right, chat, let's play, let's play.
Let's play.
Day two of content king, baby.
Wait, how long does it take to beat it?
How long does it take to beat it, Havaz?
Did you find out?
Hi, guys, how long how long five hours I'm already like two in around 3.5 hours, but
we could easily beat it today, bro.
We could easily beat it today.
We could easily beat it today, bro.
to lock in for week we should beat it today all right boys we're at 3,000
viewers we got a hit a peak of 30k viewers and then if we do that which
am I called it wait I gotta watch out about hi from Malaysia for look just you
have a chat in this game chat see what I mean this game's kind of peak you're
going insane resist the urge to crash out
bro that's like impossible what
oh hey gated I'll get you my share of the rent soon all right Marvo's us rent
Is that Marlin?
Change game category mods
Who's this who's that?
Wait, I already have a I already have a thing to do
acquire a shitty headset mic this is for streamer what is it stream academy
streamer academy
I need a headset mic.
Yo bruh, I need a headset with the shittiest mic on the market.
I need my voice to sound like it's in a toilet type shit.
There's a few options we can look into.
Any other preferences for the headset?
Kai synapses with the 10 gifted.
Kai synapses with the 10 gifted.
What?
Synapse?
Bad audio quality.
Yeah, let me get something with the worst possible audio
quality too.
I want to be here in static all day.
Ah, you're looking for something from logic.
We got plenty of those in stock.
Here you go, the Logic Tech G935.
$100?
Oh, it's overpriced too?
Perfect, just what I wanted.
Thanks.
Thank you, sir.
Enjoy.
I have left it right there at the end of the checkout stands.
Where are we?
This is like Ron's mind.
I know it's hard to remember.
Put your stream on.
Oh my god, look at the screen viewers.
Look at all the viewers!
This is actually a good idea! Somebody should do this!
Bro, this is smart!
Bro, holy method! Oh my god!
Holy Method!
3,500 views oh my god.
6,7!
Bro, oh my god!
Phones!
This is overpowered!
6-7!
Oh my god! Look at all this!
Best game of the year, potentially.
We're almost at 3,500.
Wow
Holy crap
Donnie's somebody
I was terrorizing these Japanese people in here bro. What who fucking cares?
Ask him why but why
For money for cloud. I've said it a hundred times. I don't give a fuck
I'm a social bat put this in your next video essay. I don't give a fuck
As for tips damn. So like this doing this shit get you a lot of views
Check isn't this Johnny Somali guy in jail for like two years or something. Yeah, I'll do whatever the fuck
I want makes you people talk about me. I don't give a fuck. I'll be racist
I'll disrespect your fuck ass cultures. Come do something about it, bitch
Hmm nice
What?
View bot here, view bot here.
View bot here, view bot here.
What do we think Chad? Is this class worth it?
Hey man, you need view bots?
Shies out. Bro!
Oh my god, it's $750 but it's 1,000 viewers.
Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad, where's Professor Diante?
Wait. If you eat somebody's food, you get a hundred v-
What?
My stomach hurts.
KESO!
KESO!
Welcome to Pick Me Pizza where you pick all the toppings.
Sit down anywhere you like and I'll be right with you.
RIT HER!
RIT HER!
Pick any toppings?
Shit, sorry.
Shit, Shawty, I picked you to be on top.
Oh, Jesus, you're a streamer.
So many of you lately and all so boring.
Well, not every streamer goes IRL in her asses, people!
But in this game, that's what we do, insult her.
Fuck you. I ain't born, bitch.
You chopped anyway. Probably got bone in your pizzas.
Oh my God! I would never say that. I would never say that.
You're all the same and one day you'll all get what's coming to you chat. I am not affiliated with Brayden
Wait, what's his name?
Okay, then
Talk to K. So bro. You could talk to K. So yo brah you want to play a game of would you rather?
Sure, why not?
Yeah, that's not okay. So sounds okay. Go ahead. Ask me one
Would you rather be able to speak only in twinge emotes or in dead memes?
twins emotes twin g-motes brah I could start now easy I'm glange seems dope
we rather have to call every woman you meet mama or every guy you need that
have to call them mommy I'm already doing that huh it's out of an hour
Would you rather have to e-date forever or be alone forever?
E-date, brah. By the way, my DMs are open to any fine shits trying to get a marble revel carry.
Would you rather fumble a tan or bag one that cheats on you?
I'll fumble the baddie. I'm used to it. Why don't these hoes want me, man?
yeah son me home because you call them hoes okay I got a few more would you
rather have the father figure that was desperately missing in your childhood or
a yacht yacht a yacht brah I turned out fine without a dad fuck it's with that
question though would you rather take it all back and be the son your mom needed
or have a Lambo a Lambo bruh Jack this isn't how I am but it's how Kaden is I
got it I got a tie indicated last one would you ever find out you're just a
character in a video game or live in bliss lager it's you take the red
story ends I'm sorry you take the blue pill story ends wake up in your bed
I'd rather find out show me dude I picked the man it was just a hypothetical brother we are a video game characters
that'd be silly
Okay, so in the game
Her rolls have 4000 viewers, oh my god.
4000 viewers!
This is OP, look at this view far.
What?
What?
Bro, I'm just view farming.
That was you. What do you mean? Me?
That was me.
That's not me, you asshole!
Chat, type 1 if I got aura.
so I'm recording a video you speak any languages um yeah English you think this
is me Jack that dumbass I meant like Japanese or something cuz cuz he's
bald teaching school I do speak Japanese actually why
origami book you mon son bye Jack clip that white boy impresses shocks entire
restaurant with flawless Japanese.
Even if that was correct, you already ruined the part of the video by telling me you're
recording.
Bro, what are you?
A content cop?
Wait, that's copyrighted.
Can you leave me alone now?
I'm eating shit.
Bro, this is not me.
It looks nothing like me, Chath.
For realsies.
I'm gonna get banned, I'm gonna get banned.
Oh
Deserve free my boy K then
Roast we just got a peek at how many viewers at 30,000
Sinner.
Is that a rat?
Is that a rat?
Hey! Get that camera out of my face!
Mock him!
Oh, you think it's too chopped?
Pace too chopped for the TV?
Yo! Why you got the camera on me, sir?
Get the camera out of my face, please!
Hey, nobody want to see your chopped ass anyway, bro.
But you got the camera in my face!
Stop filming me!
Hey, you got the camera in my face!
Stop filming me!
face stop filming me
Yo
Fuck bro, bro, but the chat says film him more. Well, you want to be on it. That's what I think
No, I don't want to be on camera. I'm begging you nicely get the camera out of my face
Question what's happening or explain what's happening aura. Well, you're following the camera see what you're doing
Please just move the camera out of my face
Well there's like a gym in here. Is that Bradley Murray?
Please! I'm asking nicely. Please move the camera up.
Yeah, see how the camera is moving somewhere and you're being attracted toward the camera?
I'm asking you to turn it away. It's a fucking violation of privacy.
See how your body is being magnetically attracted toward the camera?
Please! I said take the camera!
Dude! Please take the camera out of my mouth!
What the fuck is this guy's deal?
The camera on my mouth!
Your mouth is facing toward the camera.
You consciously choosing to make a conscious choice to talk toward the camera.
Can you please just turn it away from me?
Will you turn your face from the camera please?
Please, just get the camera and turn that away from me.
Just please, I don't want to be...
Wow!
Can you take the camera out of my face?
please don't point guys what do I do dude come on just get it away from me I'm
begging you please don't face the camera you're breaking the camera oh please
stop
it's chasing me it's chasing me right I got so Bradley Martin's gym in here I'm
I'm not even kidding.
But this is Bradley Martin Jim.
Take his hat?
Come on, where's the bat? Where's the bat?
Zoo culture, oh my god.
Like, do you like mind letting me bathe my entire space? Jesus.
What bro? What the fuck are you crashing out about?
Like, I literally can't even film for 10 seconds.
Bro, what is she doing?
Like, it's your- like, I've got you all on video too.
Checking me out-
RISK HER!
Damn, you know what?
RISK HER!
Checking you out, fine shit.
Can I get your IG?
Yeah, like, as if.
I have a boyfriend and he kicked your creep ass.
best insult her just to your squads bro trust me your followers don't watch you for your
personality
fuck you asshole someone do something about this creep
braddy martin
how to do fun things what is what is braddy martin doing
Oh, they do, they don't just...
Sean Brickland?
What are you looking at, boy?
Just wondering who you are, boy.
I'm a pro UFC fighter and part-time streamer, huh, Mr. Bud?
You trying to spar?
Except.
I'm down, bro.
But I'm warning you, I'm gonna kick your ass, on God.
kid I may speak a rough like a little scared puppy for three rounds last week
you don't stand a chance you know what if you just less one minute in the rain
talking not the fuck out I'll give you the win I bet let's do it bro star fight
star fight come on Sean
What?
How did I punch that?
How did I punch?
What the fuck?
Oh, just run around for one minute.
nabbed
WHAT THE FUCK
You good bro? I think I'm out of gear nap. Come on
Yeah, hey, hey, hey.
Chad, how do I run?
What do you mean CTE?
You good, bro?
I think now.
How do I run, though?
I
Yo, he's right on me
Oh
Stop stop
No, no, please
One more track.
One more track.
Five seconds left.
Bro, it's like training zombies.
It's like training zombies and be up to.
Press tab to go faster?
I can't just do anything.
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
Bro, he's pre-firing it.
He's like pre-firing it at the end. He closes me off.
Yeah, he's pre-firing it.
You good, bro? I think I'm out of give-
Nah bro, your punches are weak. That was a punch, right?
At eight seconds, he tries to cut you off.
So at eight seconds, he cuts me off. So go slow, go slow.
I can't wait to meet your eyes.
Reverse at 8 seconds?
Yeah, it's easy till 8 seconds, but at 8 seconds it cuts me off.
Come on
Pivot backwards you can't fight back. I think I might have given you can what is this so hard?
It's cuz I'm cutting corners
plus 30 viewers. So you're saying just to whatever we do chat, don't cut the corners.
That was so scary. That was so fucking scary!
Stop!
Sean, stop!
I'm so excited.
I'm gonna make you my bitch.
You did it.
What I didn't get shit for that!
Oh my...
800 viewers?
Over?
Over again?
No.
But where is...
That shady dealer?
Psst.
You need a little enhancement?
What you talking about, bruh?
I'm saying, if you need a little performance boost, you can do it.
performance boost let me know coke no shame in it you're worried about that
everyone here doesn't now bro I'm all natty you see these lats that's all raw
Brentley genetics big dog
then me bitch fuck get mugged yo Brentley Martin I got a boner to pick with
you bro why the fuck is everyone stealing my name what are you on about pro
hey are you I my hat disrespect him how I what I want it's a free country and
shit you also get a free ass woman if you keep it up stay humble bro take his
Okay, then
Damn actually
Bradley stop
Oh my god the server is gonna freak out.
Bradley stop!
Judy so fucking ugly!
Hey can I get a picture?
Stream sniper?
How old are you, how old are you?
Sup, fine shit I give you more than a picture.
Let's make a movie Shoddy.
Oh, uh, no I just, I just want a picture.
Stable Ronaldo in here?
Jack, she's not 12. No, not 12, not 12.
What a Pete game.
Hey, Bradley, I got your hat.
Bradley, I got your hat.
come back and not do what's coming bitch where's my fucking hat I ate it I was
really hungry dude I'm sorry I needed it fuck I need a new hat my hair damn
actually wait oh that was the guy that fatality hit viewbot the other time we
We gotta get more money for the view about the other now.
Professor D'Amte!
That's out of one.
That sound like out of one.
Bro, but isn't the face house in this game chat?
How do I go there?
I think I need new mods.
I
Asian mauger oh
No, I got rid of my first ever mod. Oh
You need 17k viewers, okay
That's my first
We passed this class and clicked the ship.
Welcome back class. I've just received your test scores and you all did well. Keep those headsets.
5000 viewers chat, holy shit!
Let us begin Unit 2. Intro to networking. You may believe your success is dependent on only yourself, but believe me.
Interrupt, interrupt.
Uh, fam, I think I signed up for the wrong class.
I'm trying to learn about streaming, not how to set up my internet and shit.
I already got Fiber.
This isn't an amogus lobby, Mr. Brentley.
Not every moment has to be about you and what witless joke you can make.
Anyway, let's get some vocab out of the way.
Can anyone define leaching?
Yeah, it means getting viewers from collabing with bigger streamers.
wrong leeching has no definition to you leeching will no longer hold so who'd
you need to have to get big bruh kai synapse
leeching off nobody shut your ass up anyway excuse me the term is networking not leeching
are you paying attention mr. Brentley help him with what anyway the basics
first tier of networking is the at scrap this is when you at bigger
streamers and rage baits okay so for the rage baits strat i could add more
sanity contest about how her streamer awards i want wait but chat how do i get
sanity how do i get sanity
absolutely that's perfect adding streamers and telling them that they sold
out is also a highly effective way to however if you really want to make it
you must be more ambitious than that the second
Yeah, it's finding someone in-game or IRL and making it about you.
Perfect. With emphasis on making it about you, once you're on stream, you must make both the streamer and chat want you.
Sold out of what? Sold out of what, what, what?
Any examples of successful leech networkers, bro?
Of what?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Greek Lord X the Wise?
It's not a story they would...
Unfortunately, with his weight loss, he couldn't stay funny enough to keep his viewers...
What's the lesson here?
That the networking is only the first step, and the hardest part is keeping the viewers who took...
Precisely, Mr. Britman.
I didn't sleep, but he won't sound so dangerous!
I'd straight up tell him to...
Rob!
Strategic bilateral networking...
Bilateral?
I only let's take this get free so if an eagle assess your understanding with our next exam afterwards pair up with a classmate and
Use your skills bro so long as scutsy never oh
Network on Twitter twinge popo better not be watching me right now
Yeah
Oh my god, that's so many viewers hey, nice to meet you, bro. I'm straights on twins
Yo, bro. Why's it just you and me here? I thought everyone in LA was a wannabe streamer. Oh, my sanity so long
This place been over for a while. All right. Well, you want some streaming tips or something?
Hell yeah, dude. I've always done but learn some streaming tips. I do impressed. Yeah, that's a good start
If you want to make it big though, you got to ignore your chat little pup. It's a waste of time
Wait, what I've always been told you to interact with your chat stuff. No, bro
See, that's why you're here. You don't know how to stream
Why are you here then if you already know how to stream? This is his content little bro
You should be streaming parties classes everything. You're giving you
Yeah, whatever anyway, you trying to partner up take exam we got it
Yeah, sure, I'm down. I don't really have any friends here, so I'm glad you asked.
Don't get weird about it, little bro. You're just the only other student. Anyway, how do we do this?
Uh, so let's pretend I'm a big streamer in a Valorant's lobby or something. You get queued up
with me. Let's start there. I got a new mixtape dropping soon. Stream Kated no money on Sotify.
Bro, who even argue?
you fuck you mean I just told you bitch I'm Caden you never heard of me come on
bro okay you're kind of annoying me bro anyway games about a star bro did you
see me not all over those guys his faces they were getting fucked like
Destiny's wife bro holy fuck you punk off bro anyway I'm hoping off now gg's
all right later bro let's play again sometime all right and scene hmm you
You carried the fuck out of the game, but you didn't start out very strong.
Pretty and no host either, so no redemption possible.
Sorry, dude, I think I gotta give you a fail on this one with a D plus.
Alright, you got a point, bruh.
I didn't expect to pass anyway.
Alright, let's leave, let's leave, let's leave, let's leave, let's leave.
Which, I'd say we have 10,000 viewers.
My sanity's bad.
Guys, it says we have 10,000 viewers, no?
Who is this? Who is this?
Who is this?
dude a segment at least how many likes okay one million likes and we can do a
stream together everyone watching behind those bed of glasses better follow
me okay I'll be back when I get the mill love you bro
wait what
Ooh, we can get drip!
This looks clean!
Alright, alright, man.
Nice!
Two orcs, one black.
Whoa!
I
Wait no guys we hit 10k viewers at twinge con my sanity is bad, but it doesn't
Should I sleep
Let's leave let's leave now we don't have 10k chat you guys are tripping
Well, you guys think if I sleep, I'll have 10k?
Rebottom right, hallucinating low view count.
What?
Look, look, look.
sleep watch my said he's gonna go up but look look look see my say they didn't
go up they didn't go up
Yeah, let's try this slick mods thing and see if that helps.
I'm gonna get 17,000.
This should work.
Yeah.
Now my sanity is gonna be good.
I gotta get 17,000, bro.
Yo, social bane stats.
Alright, chill. Look, I'm pretty famous.
Come on, sitter!
Nah, nice try. You ain't got the cloud to beat here.
Shazam!
Shazam!
What's up, bro? I'm waiting for my Coke plug to show up.
What?!
Move, bitch!
Can't see nothin' like this.
Hop!
Whoa! Dead body?
Kid, you can't be- oh god, you shouldn't be seeing this.
What's the scoop, huh, Davis? Who's the poor Stifland coal down there?
Do I know you? I'm Officer Wesson, not Davis. Why are you talkin' like that?
I'm just here to scrape the truth out the gutter goddamnit. What's the truth man?
Jesus Christ, you really want to know? He's a John Doe apparently was murdered in broad daylight. No idea
The sicko who did this cut the victim's chin clean off. Desperate and bad. It's pretty grotesque
Any eyes on the scene Davis?
Somebody had to see murders like this don't happen in the vacuum
Murder.contact.
Even in Tufts, you have to catch what happened here earlier.
Tufts!
You tell me, would you?
Oh goodness, what was that you called me? Tufts?
Rizher!
I don't talk sweet to just anyone, Tufts.
You're one of a kind, let me tell ya.
Oh my, what a forward young man you are!
Um, Tancy, your question though?
No, I didn't see anything.
I just got here while taking a job.
So, that's a damn shame, doll.
If you remember anything, you let me know, won't ya?
Broke got deleted over there.
Live street type shit
What shit are you catch the show kid see the killing happen any faces you can remember
bruh
He's got like on a live type shit
D Gloved!
Ask about the killer you see it happen to what kid I need something to work with here
And I gotta know if you've got the skinny on who did this
No, bro. I just got here shit's wild though broke out unsubscribed for live type shit
All right, stay out of trouble kid. I catch you stir in the pot. I won't be so friendly next time
Holy cow, this is like the fifth broad daylight murder recently. What the hell is going on in this city?
You catch anything going down pal? I'm digging for leaves and right now you're the only shovel I got
Well, I watched these cop videos on the internet. Maybe these murders are from what's called a copycat
What makes you think it's a c-
Uh, no.
I'll call him shit on a-
I'm gonna be sick.
Oh, it's you again?
What do you want, kid?
This is an active crime scene.
Bro, could he just do this?
I gave him the full treatment, Davis.
Isn't this your job?
Yeah, that's what I said already.
Can you go away now, kid?
Accused him!
He killed that boy!
He killed that boy!
You'd like that, wouldn't you, Davis?
If I just went away, it would sure make burying the truth a hell of a lot easier.
You-
Alright, I've had enough of you.
Go away or you're gonna spend the day in jail.
Kaden's journal and-
HE KILLED THAT BOY! HE KILLED THAT BOY!
Stop this and this grimy town, stop playing by the-
I can hear you, you know.
Jesus.
I'm going to do the Kaden Ross, it's on site.
Kaden's journal, entry 406, blood on the pavement, city doesn't mourn shadows, whoever did this
was confident.
Chat, anyone want body on the floor, bolt cut, outdated, kid never learned to get
with the times, now he never will.
Jason Stream? What? What is Jason Stream, bro? What? What is Jason Stream, bro? What? What?
What?
What?
Just in case, I don't wanna...
Wait, just wait.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, all right, all right.
Bro, what do you mean?
You're cool, dude.
I'm a king now.
What am I doing, bro?
Bro.
Hey, guppo, bro.
Hey, guppo.
Oh my gosh!
Why are we fucking...
Wait, it went up to 10,000, Chad!
You guys were right!
Chad, that wing-gallar, like, locked, bro.
No, you're right!
Pose the body.
Examine the face.
Wait, that face.
Painfully recognizable.
It's grassy.
Grassy is here.
Keys on the body.
Useless.
Washed in nez.
Did the killer know whose life he was taking?
Or was grassy just a random slain?
either
Investigative crime scene bro chat you guys were right
Bowie that's a bowie any knife bayonet wait i'm not being that that's i'm not being that
Shaking my sleep
No marble fades skin on it though
I'm not being that till a minute someone really hated grassy
Someone wanted to send a message
but i don't
Chat and i had a content
I'm not sure what's going on.
Surprisingly dressed hip guys. I already checked Jason's dream, bro. I already seen it
For the frame on the nightstand a girlfriend didn't think he had it in him guess you don't need a chin to get lucky
She's smiling in the picture as no idea that a boyfriend is currently cooking on the hot LA pavement go back
At least one of those
What about you Kyra?
Yeah, yeah, what about you Kyra?
I really like when somebody puts their time to me.
So happy.
Free time?
Yeah, I got a lot of free time.
Yeah, a lot of free time.
Yeah? Are you gonna be good for me?
I mean, it depends.
What does that mean? What does that entail?
Gotta find out.
find out like right now right now bro I'm not watching this again what I'm not
watching this shut up figure out who she is I need to find her chat in my alpha
business card on the ground clean font too clean back reach made wholesome
QR cook printing dead center.
What do you mean you like watching you cock you guys said to watch?
Yo, any twin staffing chat right now?
I can still smell a rogromo.
I can still smell her aroma on the walls, fishy, computer still on.
Look at her Discord messages! Always check her messages!
The messages, she was talking to a recruiter representing, uh, would you look at that,
made wholesome, recruiter pitched the service, farmers in redemption, she wanted out, probably
tired of being called in on- need to bait out the killer, need to re-
Hello, thank you for calling me Holson, how can I help you?
Brace her.
Evening, Tuts.
That voice of yours?
When is the stream ending?
You can leave whenever you want!
Just you, me, and the moonlight.
Dumb fuck!
I'd like to read out this.
This concept of yours, this behavior, the first step on our program, is recognizing
that degenerate content stems from ego.
A narcissistic view of the world.
Your first task will be to humiliate yourself in public.
To make- Click.
To-
The first step of our program is recognizing that degenerate content stems from ego.
A narcissistic view of the world.
Your first task will be to humiliate yourself in public.
Click.
D-
Humiliate yourself in the center of the mall.
What time is it? It's almost eight?
I'm about to get on the CS!
This content...
I'm about to get on the CS!
Force GT3 RS I got the wing on it!
Force GT3 RS I got the wing on it!
Go, go, go, go, go.
Can you allow yourself to humiliate yourself in public?
But this is a challenge for the streamer game?
Ameliation ritual sent out of the mall said it was part of the process part of being made wholesome
But public shame don't scare me. I wear the clown paint like a crown
Piss and shit yourself slap and hit yourself
piss and shit
Leap checked with a lead check
I'm a big that overgrown baby who whets my diaper look at me I'm replaceable look at me
I'm going to say my progress though, I'm going to say my progress, but we still have
We should be able to beat this game like tomorrow, no?
We should be able to beat this game tomorrow, no?
Chat, type 1 if...
What? If what?
You're so close.
Now I'll beat it tomorrow, I'll beat it tomorrow.
Plat 19.
All right CS time CS CS got my team
I
Nice
Okay, yo, what is what is this bro? What is Jason doing with my girl dude?
Hey, she's freaky she's freaky but
Listen, hey everybody's into
I don't think shame I don't do any of that. Honestly, I love that for you and honestly you're right Chad not my girl
Gonna be more I'll be on you if you if you need me to what bro
Bro what?
What
Lock the fuck in now chat we have to follow the rules we have to play one game before your uppercase
We have to drop 130 piece
Lock the fuck in!
Come on, baby!
I
Have mine
Alright, if high-vives gets to 100, 100 gets to subs.
If high-vives gets to 100, 100 gets to subs.
LOCKED!
LOCKED!
High-vives, you end up choking every time, bro, just lock it and stop, like, stop settling.
Stop settling, high-vives, stop settling.
Wait a minute, how about you actually cooking hold up hold up high-fives?
How about you actually cooking bro?
I mean chat like just get mad at high-fives chat just get mad at high-fives bro just
get mad at high-fives dude just get mad at high-fives bro all right one game of CS
And then, two thousand dollars in cases, bro!
Like the fucking!
Got 19.
Check pin.
Muda pin the message?
What do you mean?
Muda pin the message?
Ahem.
No, not deathmatch, not deathmatch, no no.
Muda pin a message?
Yo, our girls are f-
Muda, that's all good, bro.
22 on Thursday.
Muda, it's all good buddy.
22 on Thursday.
Jack, I've gotten so much better at this game,
I'm not even trodding, bro.
It's all good, Jack.
22 on Thursday.
Bro, here's what we're doing on Thursday.
Me and Muda are blind, like not blind,
but speed dating 20 VR girls.
We're gonna eliminate 18.
The top two we're going on a double date with
Right after.
Loft.
Pre-Cinema.
Pre-Cinema.
Pre-Cinema.
Got 19.
Niddly-Diddly.
Hi, guys, I'm a Dust Merchant.
Ah!
I'm so good at Dust!
I'm so good at CS!
Chad, should I get on Apex tonight, like, later?
Maybe.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Chad, I think we're gonna beat content king tomorrow.
Dad, that felt like another good hour.
I think we're gonna beat content king tomorrow.
Dad, that's, dad, that's.
Chad, maybe we get on, maybe we go on Apex later.
Glot 19.
Glot 19.
Bro, I just want to get better at Apex because I'm so bad at Apex right now.
I just want to get better at Apex.
You feel what I'm saying?
Did you quit Valorant already?
It's not that I quit Valorant, bro.
It's not that I quit Valorant.
It's just I'm better at CS, bro.
I don't know.
Bro, when I play CS, I top frag every game.
And I'm in level 6 lobbies.
I'm in level 6 lobbies, but bro, I just play better at CS, bro.
You're silver one, by the way. Yeah, bro. I drop 20 kills every game, by the way
Bro, I don't care about my rank once I get premiere. I'm gonna be 30,000
Bro, I'm gonna be 30 once I get premiere I'm gonna be 30,000 you realize that
Playing shit players calling yourself good. No, I never said that I was good at CS
Okay, what I did say that what I'm saying is for a level six. I might be the best level six in the history of CS
That's what I'm saying brother brother brother brother. I'm corporate level six bro
Add in nuke. Oh
Yeah, nuke is peak as well
I
Nuka speak as well
Yeah, I'm so good at this game
For level six for level six
For a little sex your dreams to your gradually saw the hundred thousand subs. Thank you, bro
Bro, we hit it today track have not hit a hundred thousand subs since 2024 bro. That is insane
That's insane, bro
insane have you look at case of CS go inventory yes bro he got two knives yesterday
bro case I've got a gamma Doppler already I don't have one case I've got a gamma
Doppler I don't even have one that is insane job as that is insane job as
bro plays against people worse than him laughs like emoji I'm sorry is that
funny bro hey Jim see could you stream faster I got shit to do yo bro if you
You have shit to do!
Just go do the shit!
I'm not waiting for you, I don't care!
Brother, I'm not waiting for you, bro!
Shut up!
But this is why I don't do Mirage, because nobody accepts it.
Oh my god, Dust, watch the difference.
Look at that.
Mirage?
Nobody plays it.
Does?
Yep.
Yo, how does Premiere work?
Is Premiere the same system?
Or is your map random in Premiere?
In Premiere is your map random.
Bam.
Ooh.
Ooh, girl, you're shining.
Like a fifth avenue, diamond.
And it'll make you like the used to.
You never gonna run out of style
I'm pretty baby
This world might have gone crazy
Wasted me
Who can blame
When I just want a man to smile
I wanna, you like my call
I wanna kiss you like Prince
Get it on like I'll be where the rock
I want something cute like this
You're over my head
I'm out of my mind
Wait, but how does he have a deagle in the first round that he botched?
Did he buy? What an idiot.
Whoa whoa! How does he have a deagle in the first round?
Did he buy?
I've never seen somebody run a deagle first round. I'm not even trolling.
Hey Jixi, I'm about to nut on your face.
Like why would you take that?
you take that brother he bought a deagle what a fucking psycho no he bought
that bought the key hey Jinxie let me eat your ass
The wheel of shit happens.
Jabba gets somebody gold tonight.
$2,000 a case opening chat.
Throwing smoke.
Throwing smoke.
I had your reload, Betty!
Oh my god, Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty.
Oh, I should have got to the top of the stairs and then crouch head glitch thing, bro
You guys got this guys
Sorry about that
Try not to be the most positive teammate ever bro. I'm never gonna blame my team ever again. I
Believe one's gonna push through tunnel. He might cut back into mid and go through doors
Nobody's watching doors right now
We'll see doors face tunnels are you are you really no no fake fake
Stop trolling my shit, bro. Sorry about that, bro. I won't have it again
Look, I think somebody's gonna cut through doors on my mama
Doors doors doors doors doors doors
I don't know who it's worth!
He's gonna plant at a bomba!
He's gonna plant at a bomba!
Look bro, I'm not trying to backseat game, but what if you guys double swing him?
Grenade!
Oh, R2 makes AFK.
Yo, give me head!
Where are you AFK bro?
Give me head!
What?
What?
What?
What
Why would you be in your meat
Can't help myself sometimes
I'm going to float through tons, let's work, boys.
Move it, move it.
Actually, no, I'm not.
I'm going to play it in the hop-up.
Yo, I can all B. Go to A. Everybody go to A. Everybody.
I forgot it. I got beat. I got beat the rest.
I picked up a gun and had eight bullets in it.
Wait that makes perfect sense.
Wait chat.
I'm going A-long.
The gun had eight bullets.
Folks, son.
I'm waiting here. Go, go, go!
Nice smoke, bro.
Genki!
I remember my first beer.
Nobody be all day, all day!
Yeah, just AK. I mean, you have an AK, you're horrible. As soon as I get an AK, I'm gonna
have 35 kills. It is what it is. It is a fucking AK! That's all it is! You're awful, but you
are ass! You just have an AK. You just have an AK. It's all it is. It's all it is.
I know the most matter-of-way-to-place he asked bro. You could just say if you want
Under you under you gonna come doors doors doors doors doors doors
He's coming yep coming right here right there right there right there
Bro, maybe save the AK maybe save that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Vamo Vamo Vamo
Wait, what do you expect?
Okay.
Look guys, here's what I'm thinking.
Guys, they go A every time that I'm telling you.
My pussy's bad.
Let me get the enemy up.
They go A every time.
They're not going to stop going A until they lose.
So let's just go A, destroy them, then they go B.
I know I'll see us players today.
They hit it aside, it works.
They hit it aside, it works.
They keep going A.
just just just hold it hold it boss you said who to the what now I said how
How many hours do you have on this game?
Uh, like 10, 10, 10?
No.
Alright, we're going to A.
Do you know how to B-Hunt?
Oh, fuck a B-Hunt, bro.
Hey, guys, we're in the back of the gas, we're standing, we're gonna go do this.
I'm gonna use my gun.
Guys, go back!
Go back, guys!
throwing smoke throwing fire
dog shit loser with an AK, dog shit loser with an AK
can you just take my gun?
Wait, wait, can you give me that AK?
Bro, can you give me that AK?
Yo, can you give me that AK?
You're actually the goat. Thank you, thank you.
I love you.
Do you like how I take your AK and then kill someone with it?
Yes, bro. Aura.
Thursday, beach, what do you mean?
Let's move out of here.
Seeing down smoke.
I'm ready to get out.
I'm fucking ready.
Throwing fire.
If I just hit that guy, if I just hit that guy, if I just hit that guy, see how this
happens when I am the AK.
I brought this game!
I'm the best level 6 on this shit!
I'm actually a young dog.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
would have been an ace that would have been an ace that would have been an ace that would have been an ace
check you're telling me i would not beat on any one of you i got it
come on come on jump jump
remove grabbing off move and now i'm late i'm late
i hate that about this game when you get hit you go slow i
Oh my god, oh my god, why did I buy an AWP, what am I doing?
Nice peek. Hey bro, I don't know if you were dropped on your head or something. I wasn't
actually peeking. I didn't know they were there. I didn't know they were there.
They did pink. Yeah, I wanna call out, bro. Fuckin' pink.
Good day.
How about clean up this chat, bro? I don't know what that meant.
How about clean up this chat? I don't know what's going on.
I have your charm. Thank you, bro. I love you. Let's move out. No, I love you, bro.
What are you reading the chat? It's like, what is happening? Thursday, Lee, I already
step what I'm doing on Thursday what's the lead me and mood are doing a 2v20
Wait, I didn't mean to drop that!
No!
No!
It's a 3v1, y'all got it.
Telling you, bro, I just dropped 20 every game.
Can I just unlock Premiere, please?
He's God!
Bro, how long till I get premiered? How long till I get premiered, Chad?
Deadass, hello!
Gotta get level 10.
Bro, I wanna get premiered, I wanna get premiered.
Jinx, you do you get bitches?
That's cool fellas.
Fast.
He's up here, up here, up here, up here.
You're gonna know that I'm fucked, you can't see them!
It's so fucking unbalanced!
I just see like a penis and then I die.
It's like, what is up there?
I had to like, look like, I had to like, break my neck to fight him. It's such a stupid one-sided fucking fight, head-ass.
Yo, there's still one. Nice! But no, we're not. It's probably A-Long. Probably A-Long.
A-Long's the only part we're not holding.
Could be anywhere. Probably A-Long. But it doesn't matter. We have the Fuser. We have the Fuser. Chill.
He was just on him. On him, on him, on him, on him.
Wait, is somebody... was that me?
Yeah, I was watching your stream.
Yeah, but if he was in this, what is this long tunnel called that connects to me?
Throwing a grenade.
The one I'm looking at.
Yeah, what is this tunnel?
I don't know. I see one's got one.
No, no, no, no, no, no, like...
Copper tunnels?
Anyone want to help?
Yeah, what's it called?
Yeah, let me get that shit.
I don't know.
We have bottom of the middle floor.
Sheo. Sheo.
8 on all? Top of the top.
1A long. He's rotating back to mid.
two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two
two man two man.
deploying flashbang.
this broken stupid fucking gun it's so annoying
And
Like I have somebody has the oppa doesn't matter how bad they are but let's tell you and
Bop
Rose aiming at legs. Yeah, bro. He's running down a tunnel a hundred yards away from me and I have a second to react
They don't go here. They don't go here.
It's just a long again for the hundredth time.
I'm gonna kill this guy that's AWPing. Watch this.
I'm gonna flank this AWPing pussy.
There you go.
Throw into the rain!
Get under two guys!
That guy got a wall but I know me with a galeel!
Two headshots with the galeel are you fucking fisting me two heads up to the galeel dead ass
Yeah, this is gonna be a 20 bomb I'm telling you I guarantee this a 20 bomb
Well actually no cuz it's 8 to 4 but from CT side
Can you speed up the stream? I have work tomorrow your temper. I'm not rushing the stream
Get off me! Why do all my smits run into me?
What's up with CS GO players?
It's just fucking me in the ass.
It's like every time I'm doing anything, they just run into my back.
It's like, have you guys never played in FPS before?
Is this the first FPS ever?
It's like I'm like all awkward because I just get hit in the back.
It's absolutely annoying.
No, I'm not tweaking, I just get re- it's like a bot simulator, I'm just- alright I'm
stuck and then there's like an idiot ramming into me, it's like have you ever played a
fucking game in your life?
Verre!
And then he looks where- alright that was bad.
He heard the defuse and then looked away from the defuse.
Why are you roleplaying as a bot?
I'm not hugging corners! I'm not!
Get the hell out of the way, you didn't give their quarter to the chance.
Look, another oping, another oping loser.
My god, bro.
I'm so much better than you, it's disgusting honestly, it's fucking gross how much better
I am than you, you, you, you, you!
Fucking shit on every game!
Top of the fucking leaderboard!
Every fucking game!
Every game!
I wonder if I'm back.
Okay mate, I'm gonna just latch mate. Sorry, he got him.
I'm ready.
I- I hear him, G-Ree comes, chap!
Yeah, it's gonna be a 20 bomb. It's gonna be a 20 bomb.
Just, you know, another day at the office. I can't wait to unlock the mirror. I actually
They can't fucking wait.
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death
of
death
of
Where are we going boys?
I'm telling you these are the things that happen when I spray.
I'm telling you.
Everybody's like spray but this is what happens.
heard us hitting mid then long, mid then a, mid then a, mid then a, mid then a, mid then a
I hear him but I can't see him
I hear him but I can't see him
I hate using the scroll wheel. I hear him coming because he's literally ass, but I can't switch because of the scroll wheel so I'm just doing this.
I'm just doing that, like back and forth, like fingering myself.
Use the numbers? I'm used to the scroll wheel though.
I love you.
GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG.
17 out of damage, 6 meter 12, not a bad shot.
Can you add me on steam?
I just heard you.
Case is time.
Glad I team.
Is that an M-B?
Lock in. Lock in. Let's go. Lock in. Lock in.
Lock-in, lock-in, hide minds, lock-in, hide minds, lock-in, $2,000 case opening chat, $2,000
case opening. $2,000 case opening.
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Please, can they hear me?
Can you hear me?
Please!
Fixed, OMG.
Yeah, it's fixed.
Wait, it's fixed!
Yeah.
Fixed, OMG.
Say what ahi, bro, say what ahi.
It's working?
Ah!
Hey, chat.
While that five-minute debacle was happening, bro,
y'all are dumb as fuck.
Y'all are dumb as a box of rocks.
Some idiot said, try talking.
Yo, bro, we tried that for 10 minutes.
The mic wasn't working, dim shit.
Mobs, cross band, I'm on all socials.
I must, you ready to now?
Yep.
I fell asleep, you just woke me up.
Good, Boggles, stay awake, bitch.
Good Boggles, good.
Hive mind.
It's time, $2,000 worth of cases,
chat lock in. I was here in the chat. I'm horny in the chat.
muted again, stay muted muted again. What do you mean it's
muted again?
Yo, don't fuck around with that shit, bro. Dead ass. Don't
fuck around. Bro, chat, do not fuck around with that shit.
Ain't shit is muted.
Can you actually learn to type that was embarrassing? Yo,
dipshit. Obviously, I know how to type. Look,
Hey my name is Nick but like if I'm typing fast it's like this
give me a sentence all right you guys don't think I'm yo high-bives how do I
show how fast am I typing I just want to show my got you bro I got you bro
No, you think I'm slow at typing watch bitch watch
Go ahead
Sorry, bro. It's like a paragraph. Yeah, you got it. You got a type you got to go
Yep
Oh
Holy fuck
Are you falling first shut up, please bro, I'm actually I'm constantly shut the fuck up bro
Try to focus in the game
Are you
16 word permitted. What's yours, bro? What the fuck is yours? Go you go bitch
16 word permitted try to beat that please
Well, is that bad what?
How about do yours do your dude do yours?
average put on
words for minute
The average was when it's 40 bro. Yeah, fine. Let me go again
Actually lock in like that ass lock in
caps lock's on caps lock's on turn off caps lock turn off caps lock turn off
caps lock bro it's all scots now
31 way better. Watch this one, ready?
Fuck this. This doesn't matter in gaming. Let me test my reaction time. Hi guys, what's
the reaction time one? Bro, this doesn't matter in gaming though Chad. Y'all don't
understand. Hi guys, what's the reaction time one?
Um, the reaction time it's human benchmark. I got you
I'll show you some crazy shit. I'll show you some shit, bro. I'll show you some shit
You could do all of these real quick cases now. I don't bother me around bitch
So this is human benchmark. So it's a whole bunch of fast so you can do seven are you smarter than chimpanzee?
By ratchetype. Let's start with us
Sweet mother of fucking pearl
What's the shooting out numbers watch
It's had too slow bro, it's had too slow
Let me focus have eyes
Not too slow too soon. Hi guys watch watch watch. Hi guys watch. Why are you pre firing?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, why are you pre-firing up?
Bro, I'm trying to pre-firing and giving you 100.
I've tried to pre-firing and giving you 100.
Guys, I'm fast as balls.
Yeah, chat. I know the sub count's off the screen. The sub count runs through the toolkit run-off through the toolkit run-off.
Uh, me do it.
One seven is not bad.
Yeah, bro.
I'm getting better.
I wasn't looking.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What's up now, Havoc? 158, talk to me.
That's pretty good. Hold on.
It's better than yours, buddy.
What?
You're pre-firing.
Swear I was green.
What are you pre-firing? No, no, no.
You're actually cringe. You're just pre-firing, bro.
Bro, I'm better than you, dude.
143.
You're pre-firing.
I mean that's like I mean chat is that not
in the other class do the other 10 in a
row under 200 is that not impressive that
that's do the other test do the other
tests what is the other ones what is
other ones the way the smarter than a
chimpanzee easy okay not bad
Fuck!
Fuck!
Shit!
Suck my balls.
Wait, not bad.
my balls can I get 10 wasn't paying attention what you are so shit bullshit
bro all right have eyes the usual it's time the usual yo chat nine goals tonight
My bitch!
NINE!
Come on dog!
Let's go!
Nine, nine.
Okay, okay.
Bro, but we need music though.
Shisa.
Oh, YouTube's not going anymore, right?
Oh, I don't think YouTube's going anymore.
Okay, the use chat, the use, ready?
Let's try to add $1,500.
What do you mean, high-fives on mute?
What do you mean?
Oh
Yeah, we got the client. Oh God, he's gonna be pissed. We got the client. We got the client. We got the client.
Say Wallahi right now. Say fucking Wallahi. Say Wallahi!
I
Stay stay will I he
Say will I he
Stop saying six seven
Stop saying you say will I you right now bro stay say fucking will I what what what I he
We can't depot bro. I tried one point five. It doesn't work one doesn't work, bro
Maybe try 500 bro about hundred five hundred five hundred
Bro, it's gonna work. I've asked me the 24 hour period remember have us. Let's say we lie, bro
Say we lie. It's gonna work out
Come on, please please please please please
What's going on? What's going on?
Why can't we depot? What the fuck?
No legitimately what?
You said 2k yeah, it's not letting us to 500
Hold up hold up hold up. I got word for word listen because recently, you know me
I'm a gambling addict
So basically my steam account got locked and I had the contact support and they gave me a reason
Wait, how about it? No, we just didn't depot on 930 I guess because didn't we have already we were already
No, yo, you're gonna piss me off because we depotted before the stream do you remember that I put
1500 and you looked at it. You literally saw it. You remember that? Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, but we already spent it so it doesn't matter, right?
But listen here you need to read all of this you need to read all this
Here bro, here's what's here's what they do though. Look look
Have to get on apex legends then end my life, right? Oh
That's one more day of apex. It's gonna send me in hell
Yeah, read that. Read that. Let me read. Let me read. Let me read. Let me read. Let me read. Let me read how it works. This is how it works. Everybody focus, chat focus. If you still can't complete your purchases, please review the following within any 24 hour period, the total amount starting your steam wallet plus the total amount spent out of the team all in the aggregate may not exceed the equivalent of 2.
See what the fuck go slower steam wallets that exceed this threshold may not be credited
This isn't a real word by the way this threshold shit got made up. I like 10 years. I swear nobody said this
You think be credited to your steam water into your activity falls below the if there it is again threshold
Please be aware that we mage because I remember when I was a kid
I've never heard of that word ever and chat this isn't schizo when I was a kid bro
No one ever said the word threshold ever
Please be aware that we may change or impose difference wallets battles and usage on this from time to time
Because it's about all the
Information's we have for your issue in closing this request if you have unrelated issue
Please open a new request. We'll be happy to know so yeah, but I think you have a fucking Albert Einstein read them read the line again
There's no amount bro, but it's saying okay an aggregate check may not
I don't know what aggregate it is because of football.
How about, you know what aggregate it is, bro?
No, no, no.
Aggregate is like, it's basically saying, like in aggregate,
it's like saying, so like in football and Champions League,
if like Barcelona plays Real Madrid and it's 3-0,
but then the second game is like 1-0,
the aggregate score is 4-0.
Do you know what I'm saying?
The aggregate score is 4-0.
So it's basically saying.
So you can just have a total.
I could have said totally, yeah.
So it's basically saying that would say more time.
Yeah, it's basically saying in 24 hour periods,
you cannot exceed $2,000.
So it's over 2000.
Though, I mean, I mean, it's over 24 hours.
But did we spit?
No, but we didn't.
Oh, we did.
That's spent 2000.
Look, look, plus the total amount spent out.
We did that.
We did the trade up to.
So wait, we spent 2000 yesterday.
So we don't get 2000 till tomorrow.
So it's in and out.
Somebody said Albert and Einstein.
Yeah, so.
I'm sorry, but they make this so complicated.
Chat like I don't get this.
I thought they just had 24 hour timers.
No, so deeper than that.
It's not okay.
I actually know what it is.
Hi, guys.
Listen, OK, focus.
I'm focusing within any 24 hour period.
the total amount stored and spent in your steam wallet may not. So hi guys, you know how I was
saying like ages ago, what if we just add 2000, don't spend at 2000, don't spend at 2000, don't spend
bro, if you try to even add 2001 and you can't because the max is 2000 that's in holdings or
in spendings because we spent so much money yesterday, we can't spend any money today because
because well, when did we start spending money though?
I thought it was 24 hours though.
No, but high-fives, it's because we went,
I understand it now.
High-fives, now I get it.
This is all of my brain cells firing at once.
Okay.
So, like too?
Even though we stored up, listen,
this is not Albert Van Einstein channel.
Even though we stored up 1500,
like a math class.
It doesn't matter because we spent 2,000, well, we spent 1,900 last night, so I have a $100 left.
We spent 1,900, so none of this shit matters, you can only spend 2,000 a day.
It doesn't matter if it's old money or new money, you can only, but we spent 1,900 yesterday.
But at the time of us spending it, when did we spend the end of it?
When did we spend the brunt of it?
I believe it was like 930, right?
That's gonna get replenished soon.
chat when do we spend the brunt of it so basically what you're saying is if i have
enough money left on my steam account we could do a trade-up and then you would be ready to go
just to keep it ducking me away hi guys you're not doing a trade-up
hi guys bro hi guys it's bro hi guys you're like hi guys you're not what was i saying
I don't know high-rise this is you like bro. You can't do it to it. I'm gonna win
You're not gonna win bro. You're not gonna win
Do you want to do a trade up Chad? You guys gonna watch high-rise do a trade it up? Let me see like
Let me see though. Let me see if I can do one
You're gonna be in the 24 hours time frame still yesterday's though. No, that's not how it works, bro
I
Leave Jack Twitter
I gotta get your whole credit card number though
Hey, bro again see
No, security code
Giving them breadcrumbs every day, so they might be able to get it soon
All right, but you got the last one card you deserve it. They got the last four and now they got the
Security code
Thanks for the trade up pussy. Okay
Okay, let me see. Let me see if I can do it
Cuz cuz if I can bro
I'm gonna max win and I feel it tonight. I feel it. Let me see though. I
I
You're gonna do a trade it up right now. Yep. Yeah
He's gonna be one my flight booked your fat head is in the way of the numbers. Don't worry wait really
How else can we check that?
What?
Check out y'all know the code say it if y'all know the code say it the security code
Now they don't know it it was covering
W had bro
Look they don't know high-fives they don't know
No, all wrong all these security guys one person can get all wrong
all wrong
Wow, bro today cat bro leak check Twitter, bro. Have as you gotta watch opera though. Oh
So I'm not even kidding listen bro listen this morning. I did so many trade-ups
I bought all of the cheap night wish
Field testeds so I single-handedly brought up the market and the market was at one like 15
Per gun
Single-handedly, bro. You're feeling like bro. Who the fuck do you think you are dude?
Hi guys, you didn't single-handedly bring up the market cuz of fucking
I do bro. You're not fucking Leonardo da Caprio bro in fucking Wofa Wall Street
You're not manipulating no markets, bro. You bought five night wishes buddy. There's like
28,000 yeah, I'm locked to I'm locked to so we're fucked so wait you were gonna wait try again
Maybe my time or a world
This is a a this is bad see what we could do it just not do it like we could just get on apex and then do cases tomorrow
But God
Should I text it I guys I said apex makes you want to commit suicide in GTA
It actually did text me that
Right after yes, like
Bang
I
Pax I miss all day, I'm talking only in like 10 years, bro
Surely like but we can do something better than the apex right like
Apex bro. Are you sure? I know
Block strike
You haven't tried that game broke. You got it. Let me put you on let me put you on Roblox counter strike
Have I do I look like that infant bro? I'm not playing friggin roblox, bro. I'm a child. Hey listen
I got listen. I got a verified account. The dev knows me. I'll get you in bro. You know what I'm saying
Make a poll what we're gonna do is make a poll, bro
it
Yo, you go open you go big cases on that too, but I
Yeah, I was great great. Let me get a gamma Doppler. Can I sell it? No, you can't sell shit
That's coming soon. That's coming soon. Try it coming soon. Try it up. It's coming soon.
Yeah, what game should we play if we can't do cases, bro? But we can. We just got to wait. Hi,
guys. Bro, I'm not gonna lie. You gotta do something to solve them. Apex is not a bad
shout chat. Apex is not kittens on Valorant. Maybe. Oh my God. I forgot about that.
Thanks. So kittens on Valorant. Somebody said get on comedy night, bro. We already
We already know that's gonna go.
Oh God.
We already know that's gonna go, y'all.
Y'all what are you coming, I dead ass.
Y'all what are you coming, I dead ass.
All right, options, Vaterant, Apex Legends, and-
Here, here, here, here.
You know what? You know what? You know what?
Bro guys, come on, let's get the last two minutes.
I'm gonna have you do the poll.
Do the poll.
Have you ever done a poll in your fucking life, dude?
Do a poll.
appreciate the tone at all.
Shadow, are you ready?
Bad grammar, see?
Horrible grammar.
Oh my god, we got a barn burner like let's see the thing is
The I said legend the thing is bro. Here's the thing bro comment. It's gonna win this
gonna last one minute
Bro, come on. Let's get last one minute
It's not bad shout chat the next time I'm getting on VR chat is Thursday 20 to with
mood into a double day. Holy shit in my stream.
Do you know what we need to do on that? Listen, bro, we have to do this
off stream off stream one day. We just got to buy a whole bunch of
for night wishes, bro. A whole bunch and then one big trade up stream.
It has to be max win that has to be the max win stream.
It's not a bad shout out of you kid.
All right, comedy night, by the time comedy night is over,
we are going to be good to go, bro.
We're going to be good to open cases.
The 24 hour timer is running out soon.
I know it's almost out because we were all in at the time.
And we're not going to do gift cards.
We learned a lesson.
Yeah, hey, gift cards give me one week, man.
Now, chat, if I start this lobby,
let me be clear, bro, because I'll get on Agarro.
Gio got some brothers, a million stall games.
chest bro here's the thing chat if I start this lobby this will go on as long
as y'all don't ruin it this could be five minutes ten minutes twenty minutes
probably myself clear what I say to this bro randomly shouting a slur is not
funny bro you're just literally 12 if you think that's funny you're 12 bro
Try to say an actual jokes
Yo guys remember please positive is that Bobby?
Oh yeah, you're going to go like, guys.
See, it's a gay Indian.
See, it's a gay Indian.
All right, so, you know, guys, guys, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Crews are crazy, good to see you again, bro.
Guys, when somebody, when somebody says a slur,
everybody just yell and cut off comms.
That way we can't hear them.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying?
All right, all right, continue.
Hey, it made me laugh, get over the dollar.
It's damn it!
All right, but my girlfriend's birthday is in a week
and she said nothing would make her happen
than a diamond ring so I got her nothing
yo Andy what's up yeah how's the day going good good good five out of no eight
out of ten yeah how about you it's been going good you know it's going like I
said I'll attend tomorrow I'm hanging out with my friends tell a joke by the way
tell a joke by the way
he doesn't have a joke
um
um
Yo, jesse, what's up? It'll be funny tell a joke. Yeah, all right. I have a joke. Can I say something first?
Yes
I love you jesse. I love you too
All right
What do you call a fake noodle
Oh, an imposter.
Yo bro, when you clicked the keyboard were you looking up a joke?
No!
It's an imposter, bro.
Listen, I've heard that joke.
Take a look at the imposter.
Try another one, bro, please.
No.
Okay, okay, okay.
Bro, I heard it.
Alright.
Bro, I can see your keyboard.
I know you're typing it.
Oh, I did hear you!
Type it! Yes!
Oh, he's just typing jokes!
Jinxie by Malembo
Yo, what's up Jinxie?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
So, uh, ever since I told my mom about you
You know she keeps saying
JC for president 2026. I don't know why she's in your mom. What?
You told your mom about my stream on you the president for some reason anyway anyway, this is my girl
What do you call a guy named Gerald Gerald
You got it wrong. It's what do you call autistic guy named Gerald? Oh my god
Yo, yo
Okay, maybe laugh get $100
Okay, just get us all 100 credit rich man
my mom's kind of homeless bro you got a joke bro please oh god ban this guy
ban this guy jim see the guy that destroyed jim see jim see the guy that
destroyed he's got a screen first go and jinks spend him spend him
dance what's his name jinks
hello oh no hey what's up jinks
yo yo what's up max how you doing bro you used to play basketball down in
water I don't that's leek yeah it's leek but yeah I used to play I used to play
you bro I literally one minute away from there I go to riverage my whole life
That shit was funny.
Dude, I like to reverate you.
That's right, Wim, bro.
Yeah, you graduated like two years before me.
It's so funny.
Yeah, I got you.
Do you know Mr. Malo?
Uh...
All right, skill.
You're a good business teacher.
Yo!
Yo!
Holy meat!
I thought it was tarpon springs.
Yo!
Uh, what's the difference between meat and fish?
Uh, I don't know.
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
Yo, yo, yo!
not bad
yo yo q what's up bro
yo drinksy what's up
yo bro are you on a plane?
no no no i'm not just here
hey can you hear me there
yes yes yes yes
very cool
whats the difference between a pimple and a priest
what?
That pepper doesn't come on your face to your leased word.
OHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh, come on!
What do you call a plural slur?
Snickers! Snickers!
Okay!
Ah, leave me!
Leave me!
Leave me!
Leave me!
I ban him! I ban him! I ban him!
Get out!
Shit boy, shit boy!
My boy's not on the bus.
bro what did you say bro go slower
sit bro
alright bro you're out slow down like go 1.5 speed you're at like nine
bro all right are you are you a shit boy my boys that I'm living
You are definitely more than in a
first game of the year.
Well, get this guy out of here,
bro.
Oh.
Why do men fart more often than
women?
Why do men fart more often than
women?
Yo, bro, see.
We get it here here.
Do you want a hundred dollars? Can you whisper hi-fives on Twitch?
Yeah, I made you laugh before I'll scammer
Bro, we literally made it. Oh my god. It doesn't care it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs. I
Ask for attention. Yo, yo, yo
No.
Yo, Rob. I want a stream bro.
Love you bro. Do you got a joke?
Yo, Jameson? I wanna do...
Yeah, I don't know about it.
Why did you come across the road?
Wait, what did you say?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
Seven, seven, seven.
Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven.
Alright.
Hey, Jameson, what's up?
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, sup, bro.
I just wanna say, you know,
I hope you get all the work on me later, but I got my joke here. Just give me one second.
All right, all right, all right.
All right.
All right, I got you. Why don't us skeletons fight each other?
Why?
Because they don't have guts.
You can laugh now, bruh. It's okay.
Yo, Jinxie.
Yo.
Yo, hide mine. What's up, bruh? Talk to me, bruh.
You know that guy who won, bruh?
Yo.
one he's got a DM me deal yeah yeah yeah yeah hey hey bro I have 15 million
people saying they're deal yo listen yo yo wait sorry I hear you deal deal deal
deal can you hear me deal deal deal
to the win.
Why he leaves him bro?
Whom he's not ever going to be able to do.
Don't ask me.
All right.
I'll take his own time.
Murphs, continue bro.
All right, yo.
I thought of a stream that we could do this Saturday together.
I want to come down to Florida and we're going to basically find Palm Beach Pete and
we're going to kidnap him in GTA 5.
Yo.
Bro.
I don't even know where he's going with the rest of it bro.
All right.
I got kicked out the hospital the other day.
Apparently the sign stroke patients here meant something totally different.
I asked for a 10 count last time I was here and I'm still like, yet to receive it.
Yo, Jaxie, I got another joke for you.
Alright, alright, alright.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
Why did or didn't?
Why couldn't the toilet paper crossed her own?
It got stuck in a crack!
Alright, alright, alright.
You're getting excited? I had a question for you about England.
About what? England?
England, yeah.
England or England?
Does it matter bro? Tomato, tomato bro. Listen, is it falling at the pitch or using the bidet bro?
Because we all know you're good on it. Let's be honest here.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Can you put the yellow black ice in my eye?
Bro, pay this guy.
Wait, wait. Yo, Roddy, I did let out a chuckle, bro. Alright? Alright?
Ronnie Ronnie D. M. Highbites, but what is your username? So he knows what is your username on Twitch?
All right, my username is BRX DYL
BRX DYL Highbites. That's the one
All right, rock you go you go
Why did the chicken cross the road why?
Because I wanted to jinx
You know back in the day banging on the TV would fix it here in there. I tried that with my dishwasher now
I'm gonna be a father
Yo, it's good JC. Yo
Yo, why did the chain pass the road? Why?
To get to the other side
How do you still not pull down your black eyes?
Bro, some of these aren't even jokes really bruh. It's just insults yo
Yo, hello?
Jinxie.
Yo.
Jinxie, I was actually, I was looking, I was wondering if you could be my cameraman for my sister's
only fans at town?
Jinxie.
Yo.
Uh, hi, I love you man.
Love you bro.
Shaq, do you have a joke though?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you call a shot of a ring guy?
Call a what?
Call what?
What?
Call a what?
Call a what?
Call a what?
Call a what?
What?
What?
What?
What are you going to shout?
What are you going to shout at me?
Shut what?
What are you saying?
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm going to be right back.
Dr. Dinksy, how do you make a tissue dance?
Quite a little fucking thing.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Bro, somebody's got a- guys I have a-
A Google prostate exam.
I asked a doctor where I should put my pants.
Here next to mine wasn't the answer I was expecting.
Where did Darth Vader buy his shoes?
Where?
At the Darth Mall.
Yo, Jim Cheat.
Yo, you got a joke, bro?
Uh, yeah, I kind of stopped by saying I love you.
We're out of the streams.
Love you, man. Love you, bro.
I appreciate it. I'm going to sign my tag much.
Nice!
Sorry to see you fall over again, bro.
Okay.
Yo, get the joke going, bro! Enough of this falling shit!
No, please, please, please, please, please!
Like, enough!
What's your job?
Uh...
I need this money, can you please?
Bro, I'm not...
Where does Darth Vader get his shoes?
Where?
The mall.
Bro, it was Darth Maul and somebody already said the joke and you said it wrong.
The Darth Maul.
Bro, yeah, I said it.
I'm out of here.
Like, bro, I said the, I already said the joke.
Yo.
Yo, guys, if you're going to go to stage, you can't just not like, what is this guy doing?
Yo, this is a good job.
Yeah, you're so cute.
Yo.
Yo, I have a question. How do you make a stupid dude?
How do you make a stupid dude?
Yeah.
How?
You mix Jynxie and body blue.
Okay.
I mean, come on.
How many cup holders does it take to change a light bulb, Jynxie?
How many? How many?
Just one as long as they can watch that man do it for them.
All right, yo, yo, yo, JXC, JXC, go.
Dubai, it wasn't a real laugh, Dubai.
It wasn't a laugh.
Scam, scam.
Bro, nobody scammed you, dude.
It wasn't a laugh.
El Scammer, El Scammer.
That's a scam.
All right, bro.
Dubai, fuck it here.
All right, all right.
Hi, guys.
Yeah.
Dubai, Dubai, what is your Twitch username, bro?
Yo, yo, she shot up.
What is your name?
La-Poo, La-Poo. Wait, can you pay PayPal?
Yes, yes. Spell it, spell it. How am I going to pay you?
No, no, no. Say your PayPal.
Bro, Dubai, Dubai. Calm down, Dubai.
Say your Twitch.
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to get it to you dumbass.
How are you?
Dubai, say your Twitch username.
Your Twitch username. So how am I going to DM you?
La-Poo, La-Poo, La-Poo.
nobody's typing that bro do buy
say it again slower say again slower I typed it I typed it
Well, I'm doing by Shukola with a K
Yeah
You're next sorry sorry
Yeah, yeah, um, you know the stream on you to go on CS go and spend another 20
Yeah, bro, I'm trying to do that, but I'm currently just fine. That's why I'm in here
Yo, what's up, Jinxie? Yo RT bro, you got to clean up your jokes, bro
The first two times you were like didn't know what you were doing. You'd like have to check
RT
RT yeah
What do you call- Bro, do you even hear me?
What?
R.T.
What the fuck?
Are you lagging?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I hear it, I hear it.
I cut out.
My bad, my bad.
Alright, tell your joke, bro.
Good luck.
Why do you- What?
Okay, my bad.
I messed it up.
Wait, wait, let me start.
Bro, this is what I- Like, I messed it up.
I messed it up.
I messed it up.
I messed it up.
I messed it up.
I messed it up.
This is what I'm like, I know, Carl.
You're a fake noodle.
Bro, it's an impasta.
We already had this joke.
Yo, yo, okay, my bad, my bad.
Wait, let me try again.
Let me try again.
Bro, are you even watching the stream
or listening to anybody?
Yo, I've been watching your stream for like three years,
dude.
Whoa, Archie, I mean, this dog, Archie,
this current stream right now.
Yeah, I've been watching, dude.
Bro, somebody sent a joke already!
Oh, wait, what?
Oh, my god.
Get this guy out of here, bro.
Get this guy out of here.
I just bought some 12-year-old Scotch.
Her parents weren't too happy with it, though.
Jinxie, I have a really funny joke here.
Shaq.
It's a...
Shaq, the last two jokes you said were not even
your jokes.
And one of them is, you got to choose this.
All right, Shag, go, go, go, go, good luck, good luck.
Shag, your joke?
Shag, can you hear me?
It says-
Yeah, I was reading over the joke.
Shag just say the joke
Oh
The small
Where does he get it in his sneakers Shag it's where does Darth Vader get his sneakers
I don't know where
Yo, the doctor is your job.
All right, Jack, I'm going to pay you, bro.
I don't even know if you're like trolling enough.
Yo, Jack, what's your Twitch username?
Let me see.
P-G-I-U.
OK.
M-M-M.
OK.
Why?
Hi, guys.
Hi, guys.
I'm pretty sure this guy's brain is like lagging.
Have I seen you get it?
Yeah.
What is the sneaker?
Sneaker is the joke.
Shag!
You're saying the joke wrong.
Shag, read it in the correct order of the joke.
What's the joke?
You're the one saying it!
Just paying my back.
Yo, yo, James.
Yo, knock knock who's there? Not breaking.
All right, hold up. Come on. Come on.
I did not laugh. I did not laugh. All right, good to see you.
Yo, bro. Okay. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
You can see why oh
Bernard shut up they crack each other up
So Bernard
Yo, dude, you can't that is a count you can't use Bernard. Oh, you gotta pay him bro. Bro. I
Fine, all right pay this guy. What's your twitch username, bro, please my twitch is exactly the name you know
Q you I that's what it is. So your twitch username is this exact username
Yeah, I want to all right. You got a hundred bucks. Good job. RJ. Go. Yes, RJ. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
What are you going to take me? Bro, we heard this, bro.
When? Oh my God.
No, JC. Bro, are you in a tunnel?
He's in with us. Yeah, I'm from the UK. Okay, it's working out now. Okay. What is your job? Big upset Amanda?
And why would the clock come? Why?
Because it went back for seconds
Yeah, do buy of course
Dubai, of course you got paid bro. All right, come on. No, I thought you was gonna scam me. Yo
Hey, can you street faster, bro? Yeah, I'm trying bro. Yo juice punch you ready?
Yeah, yeah first of all, I just want to say I'm a big fan bro watching you since 21
Appreciate it. I do got a joke. It's an old one though. It's been said, but it's funny as fuck every time
What's the similarities between a hand grenade and your wife?
what you pull the ring that bitch takes after house bro oh my I don't know what
to wear to my premature ejaculation meeting so I just came in my pants
yo what's up GT yo yo RT remember you've been on the stage three times bro
RT, you have to clean up the jokes out of me, bro.
Yo, alright, alright, alright, I gotta get the one signed, I swear.
Get me on the stage!
Alright, ready? Ready? Go.
Alright, I'm gonna say the joke.
Yeah, you- RT, this one-
You said he's in the pick of it.
The listeners are still trying to find where the thin part is.
RT.
I'm a sick of chicken and cream
You see, you put me on the stage
Ah, wow, ah
You gotta press the button
Why do you call a fake noodle?
Put me on the stage
Yo, Yoshi, we heard this joke five times, Yoshi
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Hey, ominous, we're not gonna put you on the stage
This ain't ominous, there's a line, get in line
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
JXY, why was six afraid of seven?
Why?
Seven was black.
Oh, god.
Hello, hello.
Yo, come on, come on, come on.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yes, bro.
What is your problem?
Yes.
Hello?
Yes.
Bro, say you're broke.
Hello, hello, hello.
Yeah.
Oh, we can hear you, we can hear you, we can hear you.
Okay, yeah, I can, I can, so, so, so, so,
I was here the other day and my local wall was there.
I saw a guy flying, man, and it was amazing, bro.
Goodbye.
Jinx, yeah, I drew you that picture.
What's another word for goat?
What?
Rock, purdy.
Okay, this guy's added farming.
That deserves a ban.
Yo, Jinx, your whole chat's at the penny, but it's all right, bro.
I don't expect money because you're a scammer.
Anyways, if a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day,
it can increase the chances of a stroke.
But if you let her finish the bottle,
she'll probably suck it as well.
I'm not putting the A-cunch.
Yo, yo, craze, craze, I didn't laugh.
I smiled, I smiled, I almost laughed.
You laughed at my first joke.
I have to verbally laugh.
Bro, why would this guy disable crowd chat?
Yo, JC!
Yo, zero, tell a joke, please.
Can you hear me?
Yes, we hear you. Yes, yes.
Hello? Can you hear me?
Yes! Yes!
I'm not going to talk to you.
I'm going to tell a joke now.
Do you know what do you call a beard with no teeth?
A bee with no teeth?
Yes.
What? What?
You...
You're supposed to stay out locked bar.
Yes, Jinx, you just don't cough on me, will you?
Very breath okay.
I'll tell the dog in a minute, but I'd just like to get a few things out of the way.
My K-Chad's gonna pop you in the chat a notch.
Sorry, I'm just nervous in front of 6,000 people.
Bro! Bro, it's a hundred dollars and you've done a joke.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What did you say?
What did 5 cost away?
What?
Also, I'm the cook's a better icon world and it cost 6, 7, 6, 7, 7, bro.
Okay, JC, I'm a really big fan.
Okay, nice to meet you, bro.
Amen.
If you make me laugh, 100 dollars.
Okay, nice to meet you, bro, and if you make me laugh $100
Okay, what do you call a job so tough who can't say it wait what a
Job so tough who can't say oh
No, oh no, oh no, oh no
No, no
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yeah, yeah, what's going on JXC? How's the crowd doing tonight? We're doing great. Yep
crowd's doing good. I gotta jump. I gotta get one for you tonight. Okay. All right,
ladies and gentlemen, why did the police officer arrest the duck? Why? Because it
was black. Okay. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but anyways, because it
with salad
Jixi what up what's up, man?
Bro, I love you, bro. I just wanna say that before I get my jokes started. Love you, bro. Hey, man
I make you laugh at all the bro
I
Remember that yo jixi jixi what do you call a three-halft camel?
What?
pregnant
Yo, GX, what do you call a dog with no legs?
What?
Doesn't matter.
He's not coming.
X.
Hey, GX, breaky here, please, fuck me.
Alright, guys, but here's the thing, no, yes, yes, continue, continue.
You, this is Booth and Chess.
You said, yo, this is Gotham Chess?
No, you, you, you, it's a good one, just...
Yeah, what about him?
Yeah, it was funny, I said it.
Oh, thank you, bro, thank you.
Zero, do you have a joke, by the way?
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's it.
Cricket.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was good.
Yo, what's up, bro?
I got a joke for you, alright? Alright, alright. Alright, so Tyreek Hill, right? You know?
Yes.
Dude, he recently got in trouble for like fucking his sister Breckey.
Okay, okay, okay.
Hold on, you have laughed at every joke? Hold on, hold on, you laugh at every joke?
So, I mean, I was a little bit nervous, but now I have a joke.
This guy's a Pond of Joy.
Alright, alright.
So, why did number two go to sleep?
Why?
Because he was too tired.
Yo, bro.
Bro, this guy's a Pond of Joy.
Alright, I guess the last one didn't fight with y'all.
So I was going to tell a gay joke, but fuck it.
That was a joke.
All right, guys, this is what I'm saying.
OK, this is what I'm saying.
Get out of the way.
Can't you trust the king of the jungle?
Why?
Because he's always lying.
I didn't mean to kick him out.
No, I didn't mean to.
Big love from York to UK. I've got a joke for you.
Okay, okay.
What's he call a man with a Roberto?
I don't know.
Roberto.
We're clapping for him?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Why can't Mexicans play?
They steal the green cars.
Alright, just ban him.
Last year for Christmas, I got my girlfriend a t-shirt
shirt and a vibrator. If she didn't like the t-shirt, she could go fuck herself.
Bro, other than like five people, it's actually been good. That's been like, yo.
Dinksy, you have $500 right now. We've paid five people? Wow. Okay. Guys, we've
paid five people. We got one more. All right, one more. How did all of them? Come on.
Oh, Jinxie, I just want to say thank you to the hungry.
I just want to say thank you, Jinxie.
Yep, that's a good joke.
Can I ask you a question?
Depends what the question is.
Why aren't you doing CS cases?
Yeah, I like the look.
You got to be in bed early tonight.
Brother, we're banned.
We're on a hold.
Wait, but why?
Okay.
And then you see and then you make them
All right, all right, I know it's a tough crowd tonight, but I think you got one more here tonight
Okay, one more for you guys don't move don't move all right cuz it in
Come on. All right. There we go. Get some clouds. Oh, you go
Yeah, yeah, thank you you guys doing all right by the way tonight you guys doing all right
Yes
Okay, now you're all left. All right, but anyways, what do you call a medieval spy?
Think about this one, Jaxie. Think about it.
I don't know.
Sir, Veilins!
Get it, cuz it's like the medieval...
Yo, hello? Yo, yo.
What's up. Where does Darth
Vader get his shoes? Guys again.
It's Darth Vader. It's Darth Vader and it's at the Darth Mall guys. Try again.
Yo, yo, let me go again. Let me go again. Yes, bro. Please. What is Darth Vader get his shoes?
Where? The mall.
It's not funny at all. It's not breathing.
Yo, Adam. Adam, Adam, Adam, stop for a second.
Adam, Adam, can you hear me?
Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, listen.
Adam, Adam, stop, stop, Adam.
It literally sounds like Optimus Prime is like grabbing your microphone bro.
Is there a way to fix it?
I think you might have a problem with this.
I think you might have a problem with this.
Yeah, bro.
Go to the dust mall and get in the van.
Yo, what's going on?
Yo, what's good, bro?
How you doing, bro?
Doing good, doing good, man.
Hey, um, I tried mediating,
but my relationship had too much lag, bro.
So every time we argued, a response came,
three to five visits get heated.
He sounds fine.
Yes, Jinx, you definitely love this joke.
What do you call a man without a car?
What?
Car lost.
Come on, that's good.
Yo, Jinx, any job with this lie-on knock-knock joke for you, okay?
Okay.
Alright, knock-knock.
Who's there?
May I come in?
Yes.
Oh, you must have to joke around.
Alright, go again, go again.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
May I come in?
Come in where?
Oh dude!
It's so obvious.
Where does Dark Maul go to get his sins?
Guys, it's, alright.
For the last time, it's where does Dark-
Darth Vader.
All right, bro, just pay him, I'm done.
Bob, what's your trick to do, bro?
What's your trick to do?
Oh.
G.
Yep.
Oh.
Yep.
Two.
Yep.
The number two.
Don't.
Yep.
That's full of books.
Don't.
Us.
Don't.
Don't.
Adam, Adam, Adam, it still sounds like the Decepticons are in your room, Adam.
Calm down, bumblebee.
Jinx, you one of these days you're going to pay me, bro. One of these days.
Yo, hi guys. Hey Bob and Crazy. Hey Bob and Crazy.
Bob, what's your twitch username, bro? Say it fast, please.
G-O.
Yeah.
Number two.
Yeah.
S-L-E-E-P.
Yeah.
Okay go to sleep 100 with a 2 and 100 okay now crazy what yours yeah I just
typed it in chat bro Dylan Langton I don't like time all right guys thanks
all for coming bro appreciate the people who were being weird
I was peak that was peak chat that was actually probably the best best session
we've had on comedy night I'm not even gonna lie that's probably the best
session we've had that apps, bro, it actually like was it like there was like five weird
people and they just got banned.
You can see just thinking about this, this might be your most expensive stream.
Yeah, but bro, we're paying, but we're paying chat, bro, so who cares?
Yeah, I'm just saying, this is the most money you spent in the stream.
What is it at?
So what you O'garen 7k?
hmm who else do you know balls how much do you know balls 1k it's okay so that's 8k
and then do you owe anyone else from that from comedy night that was $700 there's
seven winners that yep so then that's 8700 yeah and 2000 on cases so add that in
Well, we haven't even spent that yet
We're trying
Hey
Who gives fuck yeah
All right, come on come on come on come on. Let's see if this will work
Chat last try if this doesn't work, I might just get on apex and shove a control about my ass. I really don't know
bro one more day of apex might send me off the hinge bro that might send me off
the fucking
all right let's see what we can do here
All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.
All right. You're going back to 15. How do you six? Fuck. See if it works. See if it
works out. All right. It's our last try at cases, bro. I don't know. If it doesn't
to that Spanish smack that happened.
Fuck!
Chai thousand.
High fives. No way.
It didn't let us do 1500.
There's C. I'm telling you, bro.
There's something up.
There's something up.
Something's up here.
Something's something's up.
Something's up.
By the way, this is the ninth time I've explained this.
Guys, the joke is where did Darth Vader go?
Where does Darth Vader go to get his shoes?
and then it's the Darth Maul.
Everyone who went on the stage was saying
the completely wrong order every time.
But it was like, funny how bad it was.
Maybe we can do 500.
1,000 did it work, 1,500.
Nope.
No one said the joke right besides the first guy.
And this is 300 right here.
This is 300.
So let's see.
300.
100.
All right, it's cooked.
It's let it cook.
It's let it cook.
Wow. Let's go chat.
What should we do?
Yeah, what should we do?
I feel like I fear if you get on a picture, lose your mind.
I fear what if I just get like a apex God squad, bro?
Chat, what could we do, man?
Valorant with kittens or apex content king?
And now I'm going to beat that game like tomorrow.
Yeah, what should we do, bro?
Peanut is on apex.
but this peanut have a stack no chatter the gas squad the guys who's your
normally he rolls with a squad let's see bro let's see
Shisa peanut peanut peanut peanut he's in um free chat hopping here we go
He's in a squad.
Chad, do not hop.
No, stop.
Chad, stop.
He's in a squad.
Guys, I think he's going hard.
Is that ice spike?
Guys, stop.
Stop.
He's in a squad.
Ooh, easy.
There's the buggy.
Bro.
He's in a squad stop. All right, Paul
Oh
Okay, Paul Paul Paul Paul. So Jack Vatteren with kittens or apex
Valorant with
Kittens or apex Vatteren a pack
Sabres
Wait, FIFA has PAX? Okay, throw FIFA in. Throw FIFA in.
FIFA has PAX?
Anything else, anything else before?
Yeah, anything else. We got FIFA, PAX, APEX, or Valorant with Cairns.
Valorant with Cairns.
Anything else? We're not getting on VR chat, you horny fucking bastards, until Thursday, bro.
No goody until Thursday, at least.
Chesa.
So who chess not a bad shout throw chess in chess is not a bad shout row
But then I might play with Gotham tomorrow
He's gonna teach me openings like tomorrow like morning in the early stream anything else. It's a four-way pole ready to go
Yeah, anything else?
Bro GT RP is also not a bad shout man GT RP is not a bad shout
Yo chat GT RP, baby to throw that in
All right
Pull up peanut
Do you want me to go in just grab Max Hall away and jing see and then you guys play that way nobody gets abandoned terrible
Jinx is
Hey, I might be in everybody
Oh boy
GeniCy is irritating.
All right, I just wanted to get that.
Do you want me to put in RP?
All right, throw in.
Wait, is that ready to go on this?
Is that ready to go on this computer?
Have you ever played it on this computer?
What?
Have I played RP?
Oh, Shisa.
Wait, maybe take out an RP.
Yeah, I think that's possible, Nate.
Pino wants to play, Pino wants to play Apex actually.
Chaisa.
Pino wants to play?
Bro, I'm gonna...
Chad, is Pino good?
Bro, I bet everybody Apex, it's like a Ridely Reed simulator, you just get pounded.
Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe we don't get on Apex, we'll see, okay.
Well, you can, you can.
Apex or Valorant with Kittens, bro.
Alright.
Or FIFA back.
Okay, and chess I have chest in there, too. Do you want to remove that and chess? Okay? I'm running a five-minute poll, okay?
well
both
Chatterby play apex will play with peanut. Okay, chat sand apex. Oh my god. Why is Valoran with kittens?
Yeah, oh this chat
Shiasa we high-fives we might have to do a head-up poll between yeah
Yeah, I can force on that apex or volume of kittens vote
Okay, I wonder
Yeah, we're gonna play apex with peanut. I never met peanut chat. I never met peanut
All right, vote vote vote vote vote. I never met a peanut
Yeah apex with peanut or Valoran kittens head up all it's gonna be close
Guys, this is the last poll. I don't want to hear shit about. Oh my god
Oh god. Oh fucking sweet mother fucker. Dude, okay apex is waiting, but why is this so close?
Why is this? Oh, you know, it's a check Twitter
Okay, I think
Okay, okay, Jack apex with the burp not all right
All right, okay, okay, who's the third?
Who's the third?
Right.
Wow, what a poll, what a poll.
He has a third?
Wait, I'll text him.
Let me text him.
Who's the third?
Who's the third?
Who's the third?
Max Holloway?
Wait, the fighter?
Wait, what?
Wait, the MMA guy?
This is our first.
That guy would beat your ass.
Yeah, no, Shay, I have a seat.
Also beat your ass, bro.
He would also beat your ass, high fives.
I'm from the hood, so.
You're not, high fives, high fives.
You're from like Erie, Pennsylvania.
You're from like Erie, Pennsylvania.
Check out the case that we want a player now he's not on oh no it's Sunday he doesn't stream
on Sunday oh no it's Monday it's Monday it's Monday Monday he's literally just went live
oh gosh bro let me text you bro chat don't spam him I'm just gonna text him all right
I've heard back more than a few.
Do not spam K...
I'm trying to...
Do not spam him.
Bro, but he just started his stream.
He's going to need like...
He's going to need like 20 minutes.
He's going to need like 20 minutes, bro.
Lucas, they're going to find you, Lucas, appreciate it.
Alright, guys, day three of Apex.
I'm going to try to not rage on this game today.
Your chat...
I feel like bullet chats is like, you just don't learn anything.
just spamming am I like wrong I believe you just spamming now develop what he
just blunder his queen bro bro what is this guy doing oh wait I lost my queen
I'm actually I'm actually CT check y'all are allowed to have CT on that let me
Let me see what queso says.
Jack queso might he might be busy though.
Chop that to three.
Wait queso said I fear I uninstalled it because I was out of space.
OK queso can't play that he can't play.
OK OK OK.
Wait where did my time go?
No no my time.
Please daddy take it out. Daddy take it out please.
Bro, this is just, you don't even learn chess doing this. You don't learn chess. No one
learns chess. Why am I with my king? You cannot tell me anybody is learning chess from
this, bro. Literally. You're just spamming, bro. This is not chess. This is like,
This is like a, this is like, this is some sick twisted version of chess, oh my god he's
in check.
Happy, happy, happy, bro this is not chess chat, this is not chess guys.
This is not chess, this is not chess.
Shice.
All right chat, peanut ready, peanut ready, peanut ready?
I don't have a third, so whoever he wants to get, I don't care.
Let me see.
I'm texting him.
So whoever you want.
happy happy happy
Chat! Maybe a little apex pack of it?
Elum Elum Elum Elum Elum
Follow me, add them on Discord
I just texted him.
No, my camera!
The fuck?
Apex Legends Day 3.
I'm going to try to not lose my mind tonight.
Guys, K-Stone deleted the game, guys.
I already texted him.
So the three dates
You do a chest tournament at some point that is literally the next tournament I'm gonna do
There's no way ten people have been in this party. That is living the next sort of what I'm gonna do after
The Valor tournament what like what I
I've never met peanut before I've never met peanut
Rastak Devon
Do the fucking tutorial yo bro I'm gonna keep it a buck bro I already did the tutorial
Turn on controller vibration and put it in your ass.
Okay.
Wait, let me join the server.
Let me join the server.
Bro, chat.
is it just me or it's like oh packs packs packs packs packs airbooms airbooms airbooms
airbooms oh my can see yeah i got stuck to me what's up
uh i'm nothing you thought about what
nah just let it ride i know hey hey hold just let it ride bro let it ride let it ride
Red, red, red, I will suck a wiener for a red channel, okay?
Guys, dare I say, day three of Apex will be good.
No more of that 77 damage bullshit, alright?
No more of that.
What got leaked, what got leaked, what got leaked?
What got leaked? What got leaked?
Chat, nothing is leaked bro. It shows the last four. Guys, you can't pre-fire my credit card off of the last four bro.
High-five! Rad, rad, rad, rad, rad.
I
Loom
Wait, this is sick that's kind of sick
Well, so these are finishers these are the finishers
Where should you go where should you go?
in the server we don't know what to do guys no no I'll put you in a server I'll
definitely can nobody can like join in in person okay and then I'll drag you okay
oh I didn't get heirlooms oh I'd like for that for the packs I feel like I
only get heirlooms on every 500 bro I'm gonna go tinkle I'm gonna go tinkle
chat we're about to play with peanut
I'm not sure if it's because of the
Do do do do do do do.
High five more packs!
Oh wait am I in?
Am I in or no?
No?
Don't undefend?
Do you have more packs?
Shiesa. More packs, more packs.
Abloom, abloom, abloom, abloom, abloom.
Highlights, boss call?
Need a drag. Oh, I need a drag. I need a drag.
Cheeks, do you have another case? I know, I know, I know.
What is that bro?
What is that?
You're helping the guys, you alright?
Yo, what's up man?
What's up?
You're just gonna want to be hanging out up there and facing the map.
Oh, you said just chillin here chillin here.
Oh, god.
Wait, this is sexy.
Bro, this is sexy, no?
I haven't noticed that until I get dragged, no?
Yeah, did they get a 50 gifted?
Yeah, did they get a 50 gifted, maybe?
So, this is sexy, no?
What happened to cases?
Hey, bro, what do you think happened to cases?
We're banned, bro, we're fucking banned from cases!
Wait, what happened to the YouTube? Oh my god, the YouTube ended like hours ago, bro,
because of the toolkithing. Sweet mother of Neptune, bro. Do 4K tomorrow, we can't, bro.
We can't do 4K. We need 600 more points, we need more
packs yeah yeah yeah late night girls feeling slightly faded free alcohol at
the club that shit's overrated called up liquor locker whoop whoop bring me
out the vodka Charlie yeah yeah yeah you know that I could do your proper
Tell you guys about the song
Tell you guys about the song
Poor you a drink watching me
That buzzing with your sense on I call your bluff
What do you mean? I'm muted. What do you mean? I'm muted. What are you talking about? What do you mean?
Guys, I don't know who our third is bro. I don't know what's happening
Wait, there's a new Discord, Highbice.
Highbice, there's a new Discord, it's this.
Highbice, check. Highbice, check. Highbice, check.
It's this, Highbice.
I
Yo
Cheek see how are you on this fine day? Yo, nice to meet you, man
Good to be well. Yeah. Well, we've been talking time to get a game together for like three months much
Yes, let me say officially. Yes. Yes. Let me say that every other time was my fault. Okay, the yeah
That first time was that fucking loser. They kept knocking off your internet
Yes, the first time was the the D tossing the second time was the among us when I messed up the time
And then the other time was when I saw your DM and then I I saw that like you said apex
But then I saw that you said Friday after because I like I don't know I didn't read it properly and then I saw
Which I'm gonna call it
That I had this or else yes, then like I was able to do it, but I forgot I was in this tournament thing
This guy's streaming for like tons of years has by like 50 million dollars and has no sound trip to get his room
I can hear you.
Wait, what?
I'll have a good one.
Yes, he might be in a song.
Now you're fine.
Now you're fine.
Wait, is it actually that?
It's part of the lore.
Wait, what?
Yeah, he's part of the lore.
Wait, some more.
You're saying you can hear background noise.
No, no, there's no background noise.
I just...
blankets on a wall before.
No.
That's your touch.
Yes.
No I've never put blankets on a wall like you know when the people at the
beginning of rap songs you're like would you find this, but the yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's like you.
It's a you're dramatic size.
It was a booming sound domination.
As I say, so it's like unbearable.
No, no, no, you sound great.
Okay.
It's good.
It's good.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, part of the Lord too.
Like the Lord screen in your in your sweaty poop chair.
Okay, it's not.
All right.
It's not a poop.
It's not really a poop chair.
It's like mold with sweat and not poop, though.
Word, word, word, word, word.
It does smell kind of like shit.
What do you think about it?
You probably been seeing that shit for how many years?
Can I guess like five?
Like, I think like six years, bro.
Like six years.
Yeah, every time you fought.
Are you gonna see the Interfere six years?
Yes. He's true to the game. He's not even true to the game.
Bro, that is awful, though.
Every time you fart, there are small poop particles coming out of your mouth.
You put one of one in your chair.
Wait, when you fart, poop particles come out of your ass?
Yeah!
Wait, is that scientifically backed?
what do you think makes the room smell like shit wait seriously yeah what let me
have a really quick you know those people that like like Cleveland
Stevens they pay women to poop on their chest if you farted someone's eye they'll
get pink eye because the poop particles are the first part of that had to do with
that but I'm trying to give you a little story building yeah no you're gonna
Bernard if you were to fart in your chair for six years would there be
you're not afraid to be shit
particles in your chair. Oh
absolutely. These are the
questions. That's why they pay
the big bucks. You're not
afraid to answer your
questions. Miss out. Your
chair is safe. So no, six
years of just air is harmless.
Now Bernard said it's good.
Bernard said it's just air.
It's more of like a sweat
smell. It's not really like a
it's not like a shit.
Your chair every time you
leave the room.
Okay, so you keep farting in that chair and he gets his fix
No, no, no, wait wait guys, so how do we lobby up guys? I'm but not a pack by the way
That's fine others rogue
Let me get you here. Let me see how do I wait city in city of Steve Fredcon?
I'm playing. Oh God. Oh God. I'm playing on Xbox
Shit, this is a new one for me. Oh shit
You know, I had people I suppose, right?
Where's that? Where's that? Where's that?
Is he here still?
You asked the dev.
Wait, all we gotta do is make a custom game and then add each other in there.
A custom game?
Wait, just give me a username.
No, what's your name?
You can message it.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me message it in Discord.
Wait, how do I message it to you?
Yeah, I'm messaging you right now.
I'm saying hi.
Okay, here we go. Here we go me or you can just type that in on the find a friend. This is it. This is it. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, I just answered the peanut. Let me set it to you too. It's that but making um, I think if you make a
Custom with a private custom code, I can join you know what I mean? Oh
Wait, I saw what you wanted you tonight like get our communities in on some custom games and then kill them all
No, no, no, no, we just okay
So basically we make a custom and then we can add each other in there. You just make a private code
I'm like, honestly, I might be down to do that.
I do not want to.
I will get stream sniped and tea bagged.
No, yeah, yeah.
We'll get one shot right now immediately.
No, no, no, no.
I'm telling you it's a bad, it's a really bad idea.
That's the best idea.
That's the best idea ever.
Okay.
Wait, did you, do you see it?
Do you see it?
Wait, did you do you see it? Do you see it?
Don't know how to oh do we want to see a disco again unless it's in some sort of
Wait double counter is that you I'm age coyote
Wait, let me check. Let me check. Let me check. Okay age coyote. No guys. I think we got to do the custom trust me
Trust me trust me trust me trust. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. I want to make it
I want to make it you want to make it it doesn't want to make it
It doesn't really matter who makes it because we're just gonna add each other and they leave it. Do you know what I mean?
You know what? We're not leaving it. We're doing a custom match
You are not going to play. Peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut. You want to do a custom match?
Yes!
We are going to win!
But I want you to give me a good idea. I don't think it's a good idea.
Nooo!
We'll be fine!
Wait, so wait. Okay, I'm gonna join this. I'm gonna join that custom.
Yeah, but a thing by the boom
You're absolutely positive you want to do this Peter. Okay 1,000 and 50%
Okay, I've never been more certain of anything in my entire life. Okay. Okay. Okay
Not once
Okay
Do you know like do we want to do like a funny like we're just a regular
Versus your regular. Okay. Wait. I see Rue and coyote Rue can tell you
I'm gonna do I'm gonna add y'all real quick just so we have that sorted
Okay, I was like to you rude for the rest of your coyotes ever got boom boom and we're all out of now wait
Yeah, we're gonna
We can just play ranked or we could or we could do the custom game. Well, what regular you?
You said what?
We're regular you
The one without a name
He who shall not be named
All right, well
Yeah. So I don't have a rank. Okay. So let me give you a little background. This is my third day on this game and yesterday I got 77 damage and 44 damage in the course of two days.
So have your expectations low and then like lower those expectations.
That's over a hundred damage total chief.
Yeah, they might seem like a 1300 or something, but we're good. We got this.
We got this guy.
I'm on three.
We all reveal the code at the top.
Right. You guys ready?
We don't have that way.
We'll repeat it.
That's only for you.
That's only for a host thing.
OK, then I'm going to say it a lot.
Let's just reveal it.
Ready?
Three, two, one, and reveal.
C I one C six O V over the ones out of now.
Peter, I really think this is going to go bad, man.
I think I think we're just going
land and it's gonna be a hundred people I just had screen till we land then we
reached then we hit a set then we have to get the code here you go chat
leak checked what right there chat Jack said save him a spot oh fuck oh shit oh
shit oh so I'm drawing it I can kick somebody this might be a refresh if we
want to get back in here I know I know I could I can just kick hey chat let me
Say something really quick do not snipe me do not
No, I get that I get that but there's only gonna be a maximum of people than the unassigned is what I mean
Well, you better join quick man. Yeah. Oh
I'm gonna join a good back attacks on a team. So, okay
Next game maybe if this it doesn't work
Wait, so a tax lobbies have
Gigi Gigi. Can I ask you something real quick? Yeah, we'll talk about I am so excited. I just announced today
I had this idea. Yes, I came up with officer. I've almost never been more excited for my idea
I'm setting up a streamer only every streamer that I know and they bring five to ten
Very trust and confidence, but you like their mods or whatever
I want to set up a white listed bus server starting Friday. Would that be something you're interested in? I
I played Russ one time and I don't know.
What the fuck?
I don't know.
What's with it?
Bro, in fact, also never played Russ.
What is that?
That's one of the biggest games ever.
How you guys met me before?
Dude, because here's the thing you have to understand about Russ.
If people's, brother, if people's favorite game is Russ, they probably hate their life,
dude.
They probably hate you.
Yeah, they probably commit arson and yell at pregnant women.
But a streamer lobby sounds kind of fun.
That doesn't sound as bad.
Because, bro, in Rust, people don't wipe their apps.
They don't shower.
They don't even say hi to the family.
They're literally on Rust.
They're the Edward to their family.
They do have that app on their phone
that tells them that they're basing in.
It's an Edward a lot, actually.
I got it on log.
I've heard the Edward the most out of any game I've ever played.
Yes, exactly.
Yeah, so Rust is like, yeah.
But that sounds fun, though.
That's actually not a bad idea.
Well, if you all listen, all white list you,
and five of you are close to confidence,
if you join, you join, if you don't, you don't.
Yeah.
All right, yeah, sounds good.
All right, guys, so we've got 60 people in here now?
We do.
I'm not seeing Drac.
Do we see Drac anywhere?
Drac taxi did not make it in.
They did not.
They can join the other side, can they?
There's only four people in the other side.
That's because it has capped the fuck out.
Oh, it's clutching?
Yes.
Yeah.
Should we restart it then?
Yeah, we could restart making new code.
It'll only take a second to fill it up.
Give it to Drac taxi.
OK, all right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm starting it up right now.
I'm seeing everybody, the code that needs to be in there.
I'm still downloading the game. Wait, yo bro, shut up.
I'm assuming Drak is watching one of our streams.
Drak, I said it to you, can you send to taxi?
I think she don't need the code. Not yet.
Where's the taxi? Wait, let me see the taxi, well, there we go.
Okay.
Alright, I'm in team one. We're gonna put Drac and taxi in team two.
Good call, good call.
Do they need a third?
Wait, what? Where's their third?
They couldn't get one.
Yeah, they're gonna third.
Pino, you big beer guy?
Oh yeah, I was about to say I'm about to get one.
Yeah.
Really, what's your...
You drink at night?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know, maybe.
Wait, what's your drink of choice?
What's your drink of choice?
It's the perfect vector of beer of price taste and alcohol content
I've never heard of that food you ranger
It's a hard hitter rip to tall boys of voodoo ranger
You will be running down the street
Piedies hit mailboxes with a baseball bat. Wait. It's a it's an IPA. So we get to sit in there pounding IPA's
It's really good to 11% of blue ranger get 19 ounces pop two of those you're feeling good your fast expeditious.
Dude, I'm going to see what is that you got beer with you.
Yeah, I have not really beer.
I have some beers but I like the mango carts.
I like those the you guys know what I'm talking about.
I know but I kind of the piss and grab a beer.
Let's let's do that when we wait for this thing to fill up.
Yeah, I should reveal the code.
the code all right yeah yeah yeah all right all right here's your break boy wait for the
phone all right i'll get it over here i'll get it over here
there are pro players in our fucking game right now
This is fun.
Bah!
Boys, we got pro players in the lobby right now.
Alright guys, I think the code isn't peanut stream, but it's cool.
So, pro players in this game, there is pros, uh, what, who's the pro?
We got Awakening, he's a Challenger Circuit player, former pro player, um, Jen Burton's
in the game but that could be a fake.
Nope, it's a real one because he's my friend.
Okay.
Um, that's pretty fucked.
Um, and that's it.
Looking good.
Is there a way we could like, check the pros, maybe?
Ooh, I already, dude, dude.
I already get literally fisted as is.
Now pros, pros in Apex?
Like, okay, if you play Apex Legends on a high level,
I legitimately think you're either abusing Adderall.
No, you're abusing Adderall, 100%.
On top of that, it's a professional player.
I hope you don't have to spawn InstaN me, okay?
You know, we do have a situation here.
Watch out.
We have a pro player from 100 Thieves, Jen Burton in the game, and we have a former pro player awakening.
Drac is requesting one of the pro players on his team.
Jinxie is requesting you kick them the fuck out of here.
Um, so there's going to be one pro player per team, not two.
Who's the pro on our team?
Me! Jinxie, me! You're not pro in Apex?
I'm a predator!
What?
Two time back to back, Apex Predators season three.
Oh my God.
Wait, so, okay, okay, hold on.
Predators the highest rank of the game, yeah, but Peanut.
Highest rank of the game, top 500.
He's the thing, Predator is great and all, that's awesome.
Like, don't get me wrong, flowers to you there.
Peanut, he's a pro.
He's going to band us over a table.
Just get him out, get him out, please.
I'll get you, I think we should get him out.
Yes, please, I'm asked.
Five hours on the game. I don't want to play a pro. Please that is true. Yeah, I think it's five hours
I don't I don't see kind of feel bad for doing this. I really this is not personal, sir
This is not personal. What's your name again awakening awakening and is there another pro?
I'm just sorry. I see there's a secret person right now pussy. All right. I'm a pussy. Let's play with the pros
Let's do it. No, let's start. Oh, I just take one
All right, we'll play with the other one. Where's the other one at? I don't know. I don't know
I have no snitch. I can't feel like an asshole. No, yeah, I'm a pussy. This guy's gonna destroy me. Oh wait, what's with the program?
Wait, is it Larry Bird? Larry Bird Team 6? Larry Bird.
Here we go. Here we go. We have rogue. Wait, I'm the only Xbox player in here, dude. It's just PC.
Oh shit, you are. Holy crap. Oh my god. Oh my god. Rogue, beat up Team C on Team 1,
taxi track on Team 2, and Larry Bird on Team 6.
Just in case Larry bird is with his two friends that we just don't know I'm gonna swap them with some random guy I
Can't
For the drop I think a hundred percent
Do you only wait? How do we wait? What do I choose on the way? Okay, so
The first one what you called again
I must see we battery out shields battery I'll do those LGS team deathmatch gun run control walker
We do LGS or battery out shields
Better out shrills probably that's the standard there's only four maps world's edge storm point e-district in London
There's no if you do a poll with that. Maybe KC or if that's good with you guys
the most experienced. Oh, okay. Well, you don't want to play.
I've only played Olympus and Worlds, I think. I don't think I've played KC.
I've only played like five games total, four games.
What's KC?
King's Canyon.
Oh, I can't even suck these games on a list.
Oh, is it really not?
Oh, you can't. No.
No, it's only World's End.
Well, you know, whatever you feel it, you know, whatever you feel it.
I was feeling, I was feeling King's Canyon, but we can do. Let's do.
Let's do.
Let's do.
Okay, so do you want dropships or do you want no dropships?
No dropships.
No dropships.
We'll get same tonight.
But if you have dropships, then we can maybe have our own POI to leave out.
Sorry, dropships.
Yeah, dropships.
Yeah.
Okay, AGS ruleset.
AGS guys, okay.
I'm gonna do, honestly, let's, let's, let's rip Olympus.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Okay, let's do it.
All right, all right.
Custom game.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh, I'm like, B9, just click, click whatever you want, click whatever you want.
I never thought you were going to go three, two, three.
Wait, Rude, Rude, are you good? My chat saying you're good, Rude.
He's very good. He's very good.
Back in the day, back in the day, I was okay, but no, no, no.
I'm not expecting anything crazy.
I got a good team here, man.
It's, we'll be all right.
A little bit better.
Oh, sorry about that.
All right, here we go.
The key to how we lose is overrun.
We get overran, we get fucked.
Okay, okay, I got you.
Let's do it.
I'm gonna walk it in.
Wait, should we hide, should we hide for the drop,
hide for the drop or just titanium ball?
That's green anyway, hide, should we hide anyway.
Is this happy Abin only?
I was hoping, I, wait what?
I'm hiding, should this happy Abin only?
What does that mean, Peanut?
What does that mean, Abin only?
I don't know, that's where she got to go.
Oh, that means like they can't type in the bottom left,
like in that lobby.
But we don't have to hide our screen right
because we have chips.
Yeah, but we should still hide our screen.
No, I think, Peanut, I think we hide until we drop,
until we land, until we drop, until we drop.
Good thing, good thing, good thing, good thing.
All right guys, hey, let's kick some ass, right?
Let's kick some ass.
Good thinking, good thinking.
We got this in the back, was I'm team pro or no pro?
Jack, taxi and all the other fools,
we will have this in the back easily.
P.S., P.S.
Is it okay if like I'm not really that good at the game?
Ah, you'll be fine, James, you'll be fine.
I've caught wrong everything he knows.
I was his mentor.
Do not have any hopes for me,
do not have hopes for me.
No, I have hopes bro. I have hopes by that saying you're good much. I think you're good
Hey, man. I don't know. I have a face
I'll do I'm just jing she out to die that way. We can know where the other guys are
No, please guys you know what?
110 damage between every game you've ever played. Yeah, I understand but don't send me out like some bait guys
Look guys, I can hold my weight. Okay. I can hold my weight guys. All right, trust me
I will not sell all right. I will not
Please don't tell me y'all play octane y'all play octane. I play octane. Oh my god. We should have figured this out
Oh my god
You know, that's all you got to use man
Oh, that's great. That's great. That's great. Yeah, not bad. Not bad. Okay. There we go. There we go. I guys keep it there
Oh, what?
36,000 kills broke 36,000. What? Oh, no, you're carrying rope 36,000 kills
You see there's a whole difference when we're when we're sitting here and I get ran at by 95 people
No, no, no, rogue. You're carrying. I need you to carry. All right. You guys want to show a drink?
Oh
Fast boys, this is important this is important
What kind of stuff do you like to see like what kind I like to get in there man, I'd like to get in there
Let's go
You know what, more of an AR guy, more of a, I think I like to sit back, hold the angle, just let people in the space
Hamlock, how about that?
Hamlock with the bruiser 2X, how did it 50%
Got it, you said bruiser 2X?
Yeah, the bruiser 2X site
Bruiser 2X without the top on it
Guys, dare I say, no stream snipers?
Dare I say? I mean, I don't-
No, you fucked up, you fucked up
How do you just fuck this?
You fucked up
We're gonna die immediately
This spot doesn't get you in Sniper's because it's everybody gets their own, everybody gets their own in this spot.
Broke, I got a full backpack dude.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
Yeah, yeah, it's going to get a lot of gold.
Okay, is Sentinel over here? Can you get Sentinel?
He's going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go and get him. I'll get him.
I'm going to get him locked.
I'm going to drop the Sniper, because I'm not going to use that as that.
Very soon, and I'm thinking 30 seconds, and we're going to see our first guy, maybe last.
Yeah, because here's the thing, the Stream Sniper's going to be delaying, right?
So, like, if they're in the stream, they obviously didn't land with us, so they're coming.
are coming so it's our responsibility to get as much loot as we can right now
uh good thinking good thinking
hemlock please thanks to hemlock i got the hemlock
nice there we go wait hemlock is heavy smell
why do i have to go in? heavy ammo yes heavy ammo
um uh bro do you per chance have heavies per chance or no
i can give you ammo i can give you ammo appreciate you bro thank you so much
bro seriously okay come here come here
there's gonna be 60 right here
There's gonna be a bat for you in here?
Yup.
Make a mag.
Shhhh.
Where's that?
More ammo for you right here.
Wait, why is that one here?
I don't see heavies though, bro.
It's the blue ammo.
See the blue ammo right here?
Okay, and then there's some on the ground right here.
Sorry, bro.
And there's a bat, go to the bat.
You're good.
i say no stream snipers guys stop saying that no i know but it's looking good it's looking actually
good maybe it's not in the costume okay ready ready really come here they come here they come
i'm working on one working on one one super long
i'm gonna jump down i'm gonna jump down one's gonna push i have no heavy emote it's over
I
What is that? What is that?
Press your Q button. Press your Q button.
Oh wait, your controller.
Uh, fuck.
Who needs the heal?
Use it, use it, use it. Use it on any of us.
What about it?
I heal, I heal.
What do you mean Q by that?
Come on, for a shoulder, dude.
Yeah, that's on me, bro.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
That's on me bro
Help me help me
Okay guys
Okay
Follow me but I got a theory
Double
Yeah, I'm a rabie I'm a rabie
No, no, no, no, no.
Here's the patrol.
Yeah, I'm in the port.
I'm in the port.
You're not going to go down on the back of the road,
you just save my life.
Yeah, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
In on you, in on you.
Run out.
Running in in in in in.
Oh, I don't want to left it out!
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch!
Right here, right here, right here, slow you down!
Come on, Broke!
I should have just cut him off and got him out of here.
You have 122,000 career kills.
Oh my god.
That means nothing. They're all bots.
Sweet mother of a f2.
I'm gonna shoot you.
1,000 bullets bro.
You got this, bro.
You could tell he goes when he's here.
I'm not even moving that.
Yeah, 3v1, nothing you do there. Good try, bro.
So guys, what's that my fault, you think?
Could be a character comp thing. Could be.
Could be a character comp thing. Could be. Could be. Could be like.
Okay, so when we die, do we just say fuck the lobby? We start?
No, I should be waited out. Oh my god, no, the lobby is crashing.
Oh my god. I think we play pubs, guys. I think we get in there.
Oh my god, maybe get in there guys. Um
The game blitz is something in crash so but we're about to get back in there really start to win that's what's going on
So question when I did that LBRB LB thing did that revive you guys or did he go to a heel drone
You get attached to us and it puts a little octopus tentacle on us and sucks the the evil away and we get more help
Dude, you're probably the worst Apex player I've ever seen.
Thanks, man.
Okay, so, alright, alright.
So it's just heals.
Okay, it's just heals.
Got it.
Okay, so what character do you think we want to play?
You only played Octane when you played GenC?
Bro, but honestly, I actually kind of like Lifeline.
It's so simple.
Lifeline's important.
I don't mind, I want to play Lifeline.
I think that's good.
Okay.
So, you're the ability where you just use that little drone that follows any of us
around.
You can assign it to.
That just heals the flesh.
We know the name of the person that killed us
Yeah, hold on actually wait, they give me that guy's name
They might have been teammate team
Who is it teammate team? Maybe I think that's the team that fought us all spot
teammate team
Honestly, we have to be sorry this already waits for drag
Okay, oh you want to do what you do customs again?
Unless you want to play pause we just play pause you want
I would I wouldn't mind some pubs because I'm trying to unlock ranked and I got to do the challenges
I think in on it. Okay, let's do that. Let's do that. That's all right, but I have no added by the way
I have no idea. Okay
There we go. I'm gonna be a custom later on. Yeah, we could constantly have a car. I'm kind of like lifeline though
It's really simple. I could do that feel
Yeah, so what what that is is is you you when you press I think it's what what are you playing on what console?
You put it on Xbox, right?
Yeah, LBRB, LBRB.
When you press X on someone to revive them, it'll actually leave a little drone there,
then it'll revive for you, and you can go fuck off with it.
Wait, that's actually CID, what?
Yeah, and then if you press LP, it does your drone,
and then your ultimate is, it drops a drone in the middle,
and there's a blue circle that goes around you,
a green circle that goes around you, and people can't shoot through it,
And anybody in that circle can use seals twice as fast dude. That's sick. Thank you, you know actually I didn't know
Yeah, I'm gonna be a sub like five hour. You know you think we crank on like a mixtape or something or like a wild card or something a lot of time
Is that what it is?
You can you can like come back and now I'm like a death isn't a death that might be a good one
Yeah, yeah, that's right, but she was honestly that's a good idea without what that'll get mr.
Jinxie well a tune. Yes. Yes. Yes. Thank you
Let's do that. Let's do that
All right guys, let's get in here
So Gundam front lines. What exactly is that guys? I don't know if I played that
Them little collaboration apex is doing so like basically like those they have like these crazy robot Gundam things that you can use an ability
And like you go up in the air and like do like a bajillion damage
Don't even worry about it don't even worry about it
Basically though this game mode is kind of like what so it's wild card
It's not like a traditional apex game so we can just kind of like respawn over and over and over. Oh
It's the same thing with like looting and stuff
But like your ammo and things that you need kind of stays with you when you die
So you just come back flying in and it's kind of just like a
So basically you do whatever you want at all times whenever you want to anyone you want or in any POI
you want the thing is we can't all be dad at the same time as the only thing I do
if someone's alive you guys you'll come back all of us died it's over but if one of us
over oh so you can just like hide kind of now at the beginning it's almost impossible to lose
because it's like a one-second respawn but as the time as the game goes on it pops
No way. No way. Exactly. Exactly.
Lifeline's kind of a hot job. Jesus.
Where'd you run that by me one more time, champ?
What is that?
I said go ahead and run that by me one more time, champ.
What'd you say?
I said lifeline's kind of, uh...
Ah, word, word, word.
That's what I thought you said.
Yeah, you ever seen the swimsuit skin?
I've already bought it, bro.
Oh, shit.
Oh, relinquish, relinquish, relinquish.
Got another clue to what you hear.
All right.
There we go, boys.
Hold up now!
Hold up now!
Hold up!
Wakin' boys' way to Rumble!
Yeah!
hold up now hold up now oh wait boys wait for me right
to the purple bottle oh sorry the purple bubble course you saw what is that
third guy there was with ice I'm below you I'm below you oh good didn't want to
way down man thank you thank you no idea on the triangle you know I'm right on you
bro right on you if you need help if you need heels to shout I will only
got you gotcha gotcha thank you good sir you're good man you see nicely all
right I praise craved craved craved craved
So all the guns are gonna automatically, they're all gonna have attachments and you're gonna
auto pick up ship whenever you like walk over it.
So it's nice, it's a little warm up, it's a little bad.
It's a bit bad, I'm a smooch.
Right, I need to get my hands on hemlock, baby.
Yeah, that's the weapon.
I just want you to watch.
Thoughts on the road, bro, the people.
I thought everybody drops you during Gundam.
Did I miss the memo?
We've got one minute, and the ring is far away from the dump ship.
Dude, where's this friggin... oh my god, wait, no, Havoc.
What is happening?
No, no, no, no, not this energy bullcrap, they're charges.
Yo, I'm getting shot!
On me, on me, on me!
He's off, he's off peanut, one HP.
It's much, much, much, much!
Behind you, behind you!
More.
He's dying.
Do you want to kill me?
Kill him.
I
100?
Is there such?
Self revive, self revive.
Help me.
You have to heal some of that.
Self revive.
More than a little good.
Honestly, if I'm not going to use the door in this game, everybody heals up automatically.
Sturgeon C, whenever you knock somebody in this game though, they typically have a self revive.
So they're going to start some self revive.
You got to make sure you see that.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch my slope.
get away get away where's he going
oh
die
how do you know
I shot him out of time
he's 20, 21
don't do it boys I'm on the way back
Oh my god, I'm gonna die immediately.
I'm coming back, I'm coming back, I'm coming back, I'm coming back, I'm coming back, I'm
coming back.
But these guns are so shit, I mean, what are these guns?
I'm gonna die. I died. I thought I had a bunch of health.
Just let me die!
Don't you worry boys, I'm coming!
I'm coming to every level this other
much post-op
mother
Get to on me. What's that one out?
I'm getting passed around
I'm getting passed around like a joint here. Oh my god
I basically just played a mode where I got shoved into a locker repetitively for 10 minutes.
I think I had one kill, four deaths.
Bro, but I don't understand, I just can't hear anything in Apex.
That's the way, I'll try to help, I will try to help.
But I just randomly like feel bullets, because they just enter me.
Well in Wildcard it's like probably the most chaotic version of Apex you will ever experience.
So it's not going to be weird to feel like you don't know what the fuck is going on because I myself don't know.
It's not helps so wall cards specifically kind of fucking chaotic when we play regular trios. That might be where you kind of
I think I think low-key I mean it's gonna be easier to understand because you have a team in front of you
You have a team somewhere else, but this is a team everywhere. So this is terrible
What one more God, then we go right the bombs
Oh
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 100 out, 100 out, 100 out.
That lobby, that lobby's gonna be like 10 players in five seconds.
100 out, 100 out, it's losing.
All right, ready boys?
All right, all right, guys, we got this, bro.
All right, we got this.
Let's just make a box, let's make a box.
I think Apex is like one of the hardest games
that are played, though.
I'm not even kidding.
I, I, yeah, yeah, kind of, kind of.
Kind of kind of it's not it's up there. It's not that it's hard. It's just that it's overwhelming as fuck
Well, everybody that's playing it now has been playing it for ten years and has
Go bitches whatsoever
It's like R6 seeds you like you on that if we were to play our six right now
We get bought by every angle like that's basically the same thing
Bro, but I don't think so because like if you guys play our six you're like copper and then you play coppers
It's like when I play apex. I'm like we all pay together
I'm horrible and then I play like the worst players of all or I play against the best prayers of all time
Well, I'm so sorry to all of it. I'm so sorry to all of it
But if we played ranked on new accounts, then we do have that same experience for a little bit
Yeah
I want to ask you about a game, by the way.
They ain't on me, Chief.
So, okay.
They ain't on me.
I had a discussion with my chat like a week ago where I said, I think the hardest FPS
game to learn is R6, but my whole chat was saying Tarkov.
Tarkov had him said, I don't disrespect the R6.
I'm sure there's a challenging game.
The answer is complex, many facets of complexity, a deep understanding, a time, a game for the ages, one that is revered in the hallmark of gaming community for the rest of time, but it's not as hard to learn as Tarkov.
So why is Tarkov so hard to learn? Like why is it like that?
Trust me. Playing for fucking half an hour, you'll be watching.
I'm in the game
Somebody with five thousand hours in that game and this is not even something oh dude
We play so much genuinely when someone has five thousand hours ago. Oh, they've got low arm. Oh ours. They go. Oh
He's on new guy, but he's like, oh, he's just
That's a regular gun.
That's absolutely disgusting.
That's disgusting.
No, what about our creators? Is that game easier than Tarkov to play?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Really? Why do you think so?
Because you have what?
Fall Gun to learn?
In Tarkov you have, I don't know, 200 guns to learn.
Two?
Nine ammo types to learn of each gun.
Thousands of things that you have to learn.
armors and plates and equipment and there's only like like 10,000 things you have to learn
and that's just before you even start the game and then when you game the game it's
even harsher.
They don't tell you anything.
The first 20 games I played which probably took me like three fucking days, I didn't
live once because I couldn't find a single extract.
Somebody in my chat said you don't know the basics of Tarkov until you're at
like $1,500.
Is that true?
That is true.
That is true.
You don't know.
That's not true, that's not true.
I don't know how many guns there are, but there's a lot.
Team mate, team mate, team mate. They're on the north side, be careful.
Trust me, you play that game for a little bit, you'll understand what I'm saying.
There's no help. You're thrown right into the pit of fire immediately.
Alright boys.
There's people over there being seated, be careful.
They're like, you know what to do?
I'm coming to you. I'm gonna try to stay near you guys.
You know I heard the cheating and arc is bad. Is it like really bad it's bad somebody says
It's not as bad as people say like I mean I didn't get cheated on a lot. It's usually like the same guys
Exactly yeah, it's not crazy crazy, but it's it's not the best
It's not like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you.
Alright boys, let's get a fucking win under her.
Exactly! Yeah!
Exactly!
Alright, be your boys right here.
Fucking!
One's dead, one's dead. One's dead, flanking.
I'm going in!
I'm going in behind you, peanut.
C'mon, shoot us.
He's running away.
We're down, we're down!
Nice.
here by the pyramid
we're just pushing
yeah on the thing on the thing on the thing
can you come to the con?
first formation?
nice peanut, good shit man
anybody can you try to retreat?
are you just building here? i don't know
im right on you peanut
yeah, push, push
they might have ran away to get that red
come here quick, quick, quick, quick
this is Marvin
oh wait, wait, wait, i shot him
That's a bad one you can attach an arm and get like a goal, but that's like a whole ordeal well chat
That's an example. That's a bad.
Oh, dude.
Those spools go.
Keep on the west, keep on the west, keep on the west.
Oh.
Vamo, vamo, vamo.
You're gonna be meeting the top airmen?
Chill, vamo.
No, no, vamo, vamo.
Oh.
Vobongo.
No, no.
Vamo, like, a VA.
Oh, vamo knows.
No, VA, M, O, S.
it means like let's go it means let's go
yeah I know I'm picking up when you're
putting down cheap don't you worry
I'm blind on your mind hiding
they're hiding they're not hiding
use your cue or use your LB whatever the
fuck it is I'm just clicking buttons I'm
just clicking buttons oh I'm dead
little banner thing am I safe to get his banner am I safe you might not be safe
it's fine I'll craft it it's on your little mini-map behind you the orange
icon shy stuff so grab a sling then portal
I
Why are you something yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah why why why why why bro you guys
might use controller ever for games ever no wait wait what the fuck did it
got yo yeah wait more still the mouse peanut peanut peanuts you know my thumbs
you're aiming with your wrist think about it buddy yeah let me see what I'd
do with my thumb foul
Please come toward me.
Lock it in boys. Lock it in. Lock it in boys.
You're gonna be over here so close, okay?
Oh, I got him. I'm getting lead. I'm getting lead.
I'm coming up close.
Yep.
I'm gonna go solo die on my mom for now.
It's a shield. You can heal twice a thousand times.
I'm soloed.
Over here.
Let's walk up on the other side.
Come here.
Walk up on him, walk up, walk up, walk up.
I'm so bad.
You're not level?
I'm just chillin'?
Yeah, can you use your, yeah, on you.
Not me.
I think you put it on me.
You should look down and then press LB.
If it doesn't come to you, just press LB again, I believe, and it pulls back.
LB's not working.
LB's not working.
Well, it's because you didn't have it right now.
You have to look at the timer.
Wait for it.
Alright, guys, I'm about to take some shoots.
Alright, we're gonna walk up.
They're gonna be right around the corner here.
Phoenix, kid!
Okay.
Okay
I'm being pushed right now
I instantly died instantly died to this guy
You know, there's one on your right. It's the altar
You see that that
We gotta go we gotta go bro this guy was behind us. What a child
Potential bad situation so guys what do you guys what's your analysis of that one? What do you guys think went wrong there?
Wrong
You have 40 damage!
Wait, you said...
Pena, I couldn't hear you. You said 40 damage or 400. That was 40 damage.
Alright, so, okay, Jinxie, whenever you use that little drone thing, you know the one that heals?
So when you aim it at one of us, it'll go to us.
So like you aim it at whoever's low, but if you need it yourself, press down on your d-pad.
When you say the drone thing, do you just mean left bumper or do you mean my ult?
I'm not a bumper bumper. Okay. My oldest my shield and my left bumpers my drone got it
Yes, sir
So let me see the situations in which you use them because I guess they go that when you use the left bumper, right?
You look at one of us and it'll attach it to us, right?
It'll follow us around if you want to use it for yourself you look down and you press it
It might still attach it to one of us, but then you can call it back. I think you hold that
I'll be the callback
Yeah, down on the path down
down you throw it on our bodies and immediately then press X revive us within that circle got you okay got it
Cuz he's up the killing I don't know man. I feel like when I play apex. I just shoot somebody nine times
They don't die and then I just die. I don't know man. I'm not gonna lie. You see what actually went wrong that round
Is it those guys were incredible?
One of them did have a algea spanner thing on his profile, so he is
I'm like level 10. What is this?
At least you're a good cameraman.
Yeah, alright, let's get some bands rolling in here.
I have the same thing. I have the same thing.
I'm not trying to get the angles right, I'm just trying to get kills.
Look, bro, but do you know what I'm saying though?
I feel like when I play Apex, they just don't die.
Just shoot them a bunch.
And then I do knock them, right?
And then they have a shield on them when they're knocked.
And then there's a force field.
And then they teleport away.
And then they respawn.
And then I get shot in the ass.
And then there's ultimate.
And then there's an explosion.
It's like, what the fuck is going on?
That'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen, you have to just be determined, stay determined.
Brother, Peanut, I'm fucking determined, I just can't get a kill, dude.
I'm determined, dude, I swear.
I'll get one this game, you'll get one this game.
The enemy has more than 40 health!
I'll be the reason.
Peanut, I'm new to the game!
I said I stuck!
I said on Twitter, is it okay if I'm terrible?
No, I can't take it!
I know I have for it!
Get your hand out of your ass!
Fuck!
I'm trying!
Shit!
Fuck!
This is our game!
Watch this drive.
That's all I'm gonna say. Watch this drive.
I say start for now, solidarity for the team!
This is our game! This is our moment!
Wait, ignore the suggestion.
I did not mean to do that ignore that. I didn't mean to do that go wherever you want, bro
Yeah, this is like a planet over there. What's that? It's like a swirling thing
Oh, that's a good word there. Oh, this guy is slightly, all right. Oh, we know that's you, bro. Sorry
What's all guys spitting around my back?
You just relax. We're going to the all right
right now if I do not
At least 40 damage this game.
Uh, no, if I get over 100 damage this game,
I'm never playing Apex again!
Ever!
Fuck!
I got double digit damage for fire games!
You got this.
You got this.
You're gonna get 200 damage.
300 damage.
Oh my god, I'm gonna use a shotgun and just camp
like an absolute shot.
Okay, I can get with some CC.
If we can get you a handlock,
with a 2x, you can actually live you one part.
Team, team, team, right here.
Amuse, take it, take it.
All right, who's my chance at a hundred damage easy? Let's go
Excuse me. It's easy
I'm searching them guys
30 30 good or bad gun bad. It's good. It's hard to use
It's a charge-up weird one. It's a weird one. I'm gonna like that one's over here now
Of course, it's a bigger close-up. Yo apex is it cool if I could get like a fully automatic weapon, please tonight?
Or do they all have like energy charges?
I don't know if I actually charged with it, it might have been like this flower.
Thoughts on the bull? SMG, good or bad?
No, I did see somebody doing it.
Very good, very good.
All's good.
Short range.
Got you. Appreciate you guys, thank you.
Phoenix, come on, somebody do me!
I'm thinking same team, boys, I'm thinking same team as last game.
You serious?
I'm, skin was the same, skin was the same.
lit lit lit lit that's already 40 damage let's fucking go man
isn't this from right here?
throw it now now
BAD EY MY GOD BAD EY
BUCK
come on on her we'll go on her
holy shit dude I can't aim for shit
isn't this going on me?
and he's locked in he's a little locked in
that's alright
he's lit by what I got flanked
yeah
yeah
you know what happened up I don't know what I'm gonna go out of here
yeah
yep there you go let's go to 8 packs
Are you gonna meet a quick load of your background?
I got his bandit, I got his bandit!
Okay, well I hear a bunch of possessed planning problems here.
I don't just let him know if there's a stream time he gets you.
Oh, right. We have the same horizon that's in both games right now.
There's the same horizon in both games, besides, you wouldn't mind helping us out.
I gotta figure it out, guys. I gotta figure it out.
He's dead in a second.
I gotta figure it out.
All we gotta do is travel together on top of each other.
That's it.
Right on top of each other.
We spent a little too much there.
Right there, I'm 80 yards away, and I just get double flanked by streams.
I already know they're sniping.
Well, maybe, they're probably not sniping, to be honest.
But yeah.
No, no, no, it was the same guy from last game.
Oh, then yeah, if it's the same guy, it's the, yeah, 100%.
You know who Hi-Och is, right?
Hi-Ochs.
He might not.
He might not.
He's the lead security guy for Apex.
She's easier to help us right now.
Oh, nice.
We just received something.
OK.
I'm going to go.
Wait, are those guys going to get banned?
Are they going to get banned?
I don't think they're going to get banned,
but I have to play.
They can find another game.
Probably put some to sleep.
Give them a little night out.
Kills Jinxie equals stream sniping?
Nice.
No, that's if you have 50 IQ.
It's the same guy from last game you literally ate.
We need kills Jinxie goes back.
Don't let him get away with that.
Do you not let him get away with that?
You tell him.
It's a 45 IQ sentence.
No, it's not that he kills us.
It's that it's the same guy from the last game.
It's his mom.
It's all his mom.
Well, his mom might be a nice lady,
but he's just not a good guy.
I'll see what she does.
See what's in that.
I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
It's playing safe.
I appreciate the time.
Appreciate the time.
You're being a loot goblin and you wonder why you died.
It's not that.
It's just like I'm just always flanked every game.
Jeff, let's call a spade a spade. He's sniping guys. It's the same guy.
Oh, here he comes again.
Guys, I want to say thanks for playing with me even though I'm bad, guys. I know it's probably tough.
Ah, I blew the rug all the time. I'm used to it.
Don't worry, don't worry, I'm still working on that kill for you, bro.
They're good, bro.
They're not good, huh?
No, no.
Good aim, bro.
My god, good aim.
Need to recharge my shield.
Good aim, bro.
Flash this, bubba.
They do not want me to rescue.
They do not want me to rescue.
I will tell you that
I've owned them by
What up?
Bro, I'm sorry this character is broken chat. This character is broken. You just going visible pass
It way into another dimension
So are you wait, but are you visible or not?
No, you don't go in your trail is visible
You're in another dimension.
Good aim for all.
No, he's not.
Did you see that?
That is something a sniper would do.
Good aim, Rogue.
Oh, no, just go.
Get out of there, Rogue!
Get out of there, Rogue!
Run!
Get out of there, Rogue!
Go, go, go.
Don't look back.
Don't look back.
Oh
Robo remember everything you do they're only one second behind
That's the same guy.
That's the same guy.
Would you mind taking care of that?
What player is that again?
ID number 16045689982152967264
Thank you.
Who are you?
What's his name?
We what?
That's weird.
It's this guy.
Horizon 7482. I don't know his real name though.
No, man.
This is on stage two, one eight five,
and lifeline six, eight, nine eight.
Well, this is the code for the game right here.
Yeah, look at that, he just eats, oh wait,
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Yeah, chat, 42 damage, yep, no, get your licks in.
42, 42, just forfeit, brother.
Hey, progress, Jinks.
Yo, Gus, Gus, we're not calling 42 damage progress.
What the hell?
I like that.
Yeah, quick, yeah, quick speed hide, quick speed hide.
Hi, screen, okay, I'm about to fight Kappa and Eurism.
Bro, oh my God.
42 damage, sweet mother.
Is it a help if I play on a new account?
I don't know if it does.
It might help, I guess, maybe.
Dude, I'm, uh, uh, champ is not in my lobbies, guys, I'm not in my lobbies.
I'm mad at my mobbies dude.
So wait how like, how does the skill base match what you work in this game like is it
like.
Well, I think it takes your best player, which is probably
Barra and so it doesn't average thing.
I doubt it. We can ask you how it's here.
Apex is super confusing.
How does it take your average MMR or does it take your highest MMR?
Please, please say average.
I feel like it's engagement based matchmaking, which
as you might be working on those guys and not listening.
Bro, wait the chat stand, the chat saying average, the same average.
Okay, that's not that bad though.
Well, it's average.
That's good.
He makes the game.
So he'll know for sure.
But I think I think he's busy dealing with those guys that were streams.
I think he's listening right now.
This game ain't for everyone champ.
Appreciate that, bro.
I'm just getting worse, dude.
I've never felt more helpless.
I'm going to talk about that game.
You're honest with me.
How much damage did I have?
How much do you got that game?
42.
Huh.
And that guy is trying to insult you.
That's a two damage improvement.
Game over game.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You're on your way up, see.
You're on your way up.
You know, my chat says you had 50.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You said you had 50.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I'm in the upper hundred range buddy from the half to 100. Okay, you're that you're that low
round team. You're that zero to 50 range. Okay, so let's let's let's let's clean it up here.
The weird thing is though, I'm kind of like having fun even though we're getting bent over a table.
I will say this though. I think the odds of us winning a game of apex tonight with my productivity
right now is the same odds of literally getting struck by lightning. Everyone in our
world. We will win a game. That's actually what I do. You know that? So you either do or you don't.
But we actually have a really good chance. I tell you, listen, listen, listen. We've just been
being stream signed by pretty darn good players. We just have to get one game. We're all locked in.
Maybe there's only a couple of streams. I mean, like two or three and we win easily.
I think like I mean if we win a game I'll get like an ass tattoo like that's how confident
that we're not going to win a game but I'm not I'm not except you will win a positive
today in this game right here you have to get a half inch by half inch peanut ass tattoo
A peanut ass tattoo?
Mm-hmm.
Deal. If we win this game.
Okay, deal. Alright.
Alright!
Also, like, I don't know, maybe I could get a hundred damage tonight. That'd be cool.
You will. You will. Stay positive, Jinxy. Stay positive.
I'm positive feet right now.
You are gonna win a game. You have over 200 damage in one specific game.
Those are our goals right now.
over there i'm just looking for a hundred brother no that's not even a star that's not even a star
i get into the game they're like jump flip reset like mantling like fucking no scoping me
they have an infinite fucking shield i can't hear anything i'm getting flank shot in the
fucking ass i don't know man apex legend holy shit don't ask me how i know this but if you do
shoot a guy on the ground when he's knocked don't scare him to your damage okay so maybe just
I pick it up and put now hey, I'm the jump master. You know what?
It's someone for fuck's sake
Guys 100 damage, that's all I'm looking for
We are I am going to try the hardest I've ever tried in any game
We're gonna land on the back side of this this POI right we're gonna land on
the back side and these guys might land on the screen heavy icon or they might
land on us it's kind of up to them. I think they're landing right below us but
we're gonna go over here.
bro protect me daddy
this should be a picture of your feet quick
Nick Marks
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
alright let's go north
up wall
use the balls use the balls
rogue I'm just I'm gonna be right on you
alright alright well you gotta get some get some moves
Get some loot, so you can make sure that...
Oh, I got loot, Talisman. Bar-3-0-1.
Eeeeeeeeeee!
Hold on, man. You look up.
Shiaisa.
Bastery-0-1
I'm gonna be on heat!
We're gonna go for that.
Kind of on your own over there, Peanut. Good luck.
Good, good, good.
Use your low ability and send it to Peanut.
How do I send it to Peanut?
We're gonna look at him.
Let's finish.
I did the wrong thing. I'm sorry
One dead
You and you can look at me I'm not so much easier use your LV and look at me
Bridge
I'm going to heal myself. You save it for when I'm not like this.
Oh I know somebody guys, I'm not a vegan, let's go.
Alright good.
Yeah do you feel calm or what?
I feel calm, yeah.
What?
Broke it right on your ass.
What? What?
I'm luckier if you want.
I'm luckier. Elite.
Broke you just looted while jumping, that was fucking sick.
I'm gonna do that here.
I'm gonna do that here.
You just need to get the hemlock.
Yeah I got the hemlock, you know.
You get you too late, I'll do this one.
If you guys need heels talk to me
This this place has like an interactive bootable type of thing, so you just like interact with the thing and give you balls
batteries what does that do if you're two batteries you use batteries that won't
take any from you so you have a lot of beautiful holding ball knowledge you
really were a predator peanut huh man that's insane I don't know is there
another right like I can say top rank I'm I'm expected it probably would help out
yeah that way people know I'm good at the game
I can tell my neighbors, nothing but I poop cities.
Alright, alright, alright.
Dude, okay, Apex better, Apex better.
Yeah, Apex better, Apex better, play up, play up, play up.
This is all looted, so there could be people here.
Oh, I'm being looked at right now, I'm being looked at.
As much as I want to be on my left, on my left, close here.
I'm kind of away from the road.
There he is.
What if I use the one jumping?
Okay.
Keep going, keep going.
Boy, I'm not somebody's way to match the team up now.
I'm not somebody.
I'm not somebody.
Is he low here?
No way.
He's low.
Yes, he's low.
Octane's one HP.
Octane's one HP.
One should be in front of you guys.
Octane down.
Nice.
You got him.
Dude, let's go!
I'm doing it mom good work
First two kill game guys seriously
Wow
You guys have two kills? Look at this school on the top right. How do you do that in this school?
I want to do it
First two kill game, first two kill game
Bro, P9 isolation bro, are you proud of it?
That's good shit bro
What guy does that guy have?
He holds your hand dude, the P9
What gun does that guy have on the body next to you?
Uh... Voss? I don't know, I'm not near the body.
You mean this one? This one?
Yeah, that one. That one.
Gun, gun, gun, gun, nothing. Just...
Oh yeah, hemlock, hemlock.
Pino, you need a hemlock?
All right, I got what I got. Thanksy, thanksy.
Brothers, I have a hemlock with a...
Ooh, I need hemlock though.
Brothers!
Close range.
G-g-g-g-g-g-g.
This is the best side to put on the hemlock right here.
Two X-8 inch card glues right here.
Death box here.
Wait, for realsies?
Yes, yes, for realsies.
It's pretty good, it's pretty good.
You'll like the two Xs.
Let me check it out. Let me check it out. You come up. We are dead
I
Drop the wrong guy one moment. Sorry. Did you say?
Yeah, he's got one right there
We'll put that on your hemlock
This right here
In the box
Oh
Whether that's a goal. Take off. All right. Now I'm gonna fuck me. Yes
When do you see you sing since you're here it used to be filled with like some sort of yellow shit like mustard or whatever
You want to interrupt that whenever you see that shit spicy mustard?
Oh, we already use it so you don't see it. It doesn't have anything now got you appreciate you, baby. Thank you
It gives us
Those little things give you evo points which level up your your armor so that you can go from a white to a blue to a blue
To a purple. Oh guys. Yeah. Yeah. I forgot about my purse as well
Yo extended flight or backpack. What do y'all think?
For you maybe backpack
Wait, what do you mean for you?
the extended flight thing have you got can you glide with life line it's when
you like do that thing where you're floating on the same
here
okay let me know
he's on garbage
he's got enough things to learn than a hover drone in garbage
that's what i was thinking he already he's already driven
SMGMO, Vamo, three actions
you're picking your perks whatever you could do blue right and purple
Just now we did.
Oh, you got it.
Yeah.
Guys, I'm getting a feel!
I'm getting a feel!
Oh, shit.
I kind of like lifeline.
Guys, how do you feel?
I know, how do you feel?
I know, how do you feel?
Team player.
Backs out, we're good, man.
Grab that little barrel thing.
Put it on your hammock.
Yeah, sir, yeah, sir.
On me, on me, on me!
Crafting.
Are you right here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We just do a small redone.
One flying above.
Got him, got him!
Got him, got him!
Nice, Mina!
They're raising the bubble
He's rising somewhere out here on the rock
I
Just hear that actually one actually one actually one, but it might be feeling currently
That's six blocks
Six months, it's not this one. That one's like I have all fuck
come on come on come in don't they don't they don't they don't they
they're coming to you right buddy enemies shield batter
shield batter, I tell you how many boys tell me how many of me
what are we here? what are we doing this much?
okay
red one, red one, not one!
no no, red one
is red one on me?
is he on the right?
wait guys we're going into the storm though guys we're going into the storm maybe we get out of there no?
no I'm busy coming
by the way he's A's A's A's he's dead he's dead
oh he's dead get out of there get out of there
get out of there
okay let's see him Dizzy come back let's go see him
look he went there
okay
we're gonna kill him what they're over here they're west
they don't have a lot of good space so we could walk up on them
wait are we storm camping them we'll storm over here
kind of kind of we're going to be cold we're just gonna go
we're gonna go straight in okay
Yeah, they're setting up, they have to cross it.
Look, I'm right on your Johnson, right on your Johnson.
You can shoot the bottom of the crossfields, so blow them up.
There's no building?
There's no building, there's no house, there's no house.
There's no building.
I'm on low.
They have a gun.
You want me to shoot this way?
Nice!
Is there more, more, more, more?
No, we can't be good.
One is back, one is back.
Here, we're here.
Stack, we're going to go back.
Oh, no.
On the roof, on the roof, on the roof, on the roof, on the roof!
You got him dead, you got him dead!
Nice, I made it!
Die!
You're such a bitch!
You're such a bitch!
Okay.
Who took the spark?
Who took the spark?
Who took the spark?
I'm gonna heal a little bit.
I'm gonna heal.
I'm gonna heal.
I'm gonna heal.
Don't get the fuck in there.
I'm gonna heal.
Heal up, heal up.
Walk up down.
Grenade!
Go, go, go, go!
Second place are you fisting me go fucking way all right fucking my ass big
improvements huge improvement guys I played so good that game fuck how much
damage might be a record damage 246 new record damage man thank you bro let's
Let's fucking go guys, seriously.
I was literally on the edge of the circle
when it took my last bit of health.
That was the closest we could have been
to getting out of that situation.
Dare I say one more?
Mineral nano centimeters, of course.
Oh my God, 246 chats, screenshot that motherfuckers.
New record, baby.
So wait, I went from 40 damage to 42 to 246, I mean, that's what we call fucking improvement.
Mm-hmm.
246 damage is not good.
Yeah, bro, I'm a level 12 going against, like, good players, bro.
Go fuck yourself.
You tell that guy what to what.
Fuck that person.
Yeah, let's, dude, let's stack up some wins now.
Let's go.
I'm getting the feel.
This is fun, though, like, I don't know.
Even though I'm getting stuffed into a locker and bent over a table repetitively over and
over and over, I actually can't find myself not queuing.
I just want to get back in there.
What's all about?
That's what it's all about.
And Mr. Heidlitz has cured us of the stream fibers.
He is in the chat saying he is on the case watching diligently.
So Pina, top three apex guns in your opinion.
now with the new changes him lock has got to be the matter right now hundred and
fifty percent now let me clue you mr. jinx the R99 is probably the best short
range gun but you're gonna miss 50% of your shots and you haven't been
practicing for 10,000 years in your mom's basement living off dino nuggies
I would recommend the alternator him lock alternator perfect combo
Okay, got you got you got you. Thank you Lucas with the ten get that it looks the chat easy. I was getting word
People spread lies all the time. There's AI chat GPT rock
But I heard what's up, man? You would not
putting attachments on your guts
No, no, I know I would never you're talking crazy. They're talking mad dude. No
I know I would always I always have a
message on my guns I do it I do it I do
they were talking to them simple I do it
I do it I do it no I got you bro always
dude I'm not gonna mess around good good
good we do you switch maps oh no way
yeah I think it just gives you a
random map right or can you queue
specific maps today facts you thought
time but I thought the time was 24
hours it's not 24 hours dude I never
get um which i'm gonna call it um king's canyon i never get king's canyon i haven't got it i think
he took it out of the game it might have i do they might be out this season right now
honestly wait why don't you think i'm king's canyon if it's um like the first iconic map
do they just have a lot of maps right now and they kind of just like switch between
a bunch so people don't get like overboard i see yeah we've got yeah yeah my question is
even if it's out of rotation why can i use it in the custom lobbies that makes
Literally no sense. I just they just want people to be miserable. I guess peanut hurts with rip in cases brown. You've been ripped in case
Sure, I do. You know I do you and you put anything. Yeah, what's your best fall?
In the past
Myself a well-worn
Have a nice freehand cut it right there well-worn boys
How much mm-hmm almost $90, but
But I have traded up two times one for a Ruby something knife that I don't remember the name
No, I'm not made. Oh my god. I'm gonna shit myself. I'm also traded up for a
Karambit factory new a tiger dude
Wait, so your trade-offs actually go well, dude. I've never had a trade-off make profit yet. I've done like a
They're the way. Yeah, well, okay
There is no way
Yes, but the ROI is 5x so like cases is like 4% trade-ups are 20% so like if it's like
Mitigates the bleeding it mitigates the bleeding
You should hop on CS to with us sometime. Yeah, I'm always down. I'm on CS like mostly every day
And we're actually wall you're not invited this time. It's already good about the slots
But it's a 5v5 with like Tim the Catman
So we watch it tell me about it. Oh wait Thursday. I'm busy Thursday. Okay Thursday's the only damn business. So it's okay
I checked out
Good
You're invited to the next one your invitation. I'm gonna be down. Yeah, but I'm just texting that I'm always down
All right, guys, I like the corner of the map that feels safe
We do have a team here throw on the green icon right behind here now
They're like right on the head cheek my centennial
Oh my god, I got a hemlock
Sorry, Bella.
Bro, already a hemlock.
Oh, I got myself a hemlock as well.
Let's tag you, baby.
When you're close to people, do you see
are you aiming in or are you no scoping?
Brother.
Of course I'm aiming in, brother.
No, you don't want to aim in.
Chief, I'm giving word about what you are
skipping out on Thursday's CS2 night
for an e-date of the
why it's known as an internet date.
You said what I was lagging
Yeah, maybe I'll be speaking a little bit. I hear you're skipping out on Thursday because you haven't Internet date
Is that the so little bit of a loose ex-fabricate? Let me explain it. So basically it's better this thing
So it's not a day. It's a 20 v 1 in virtual reality chat
ready ready boys walk up one one
two and see that's good up there's no
one you'll be revisiting that one moment
GC don't you worry we're not down with
that combo just yet
oh they're all dead I don't know
I'm blanking buddy.
I'm living god!
What?
This guy's playing at 1-8-10.
You think you can't move there?
Roman's getting changed to me now like a psycho!
God, we need to revive, revive!
One dead, one dead.
That's fine.
You're walking out.
This guy's changed me now.
Left.
Nice, bro.
and that's the way I like it there we go guys paper cut there man it's fucking good
work team Maddie Betty guys thought on Snickers in a pack Snickers good bad
what do you think all right Snickers are pretty good you want a
Craver though you want to find a craver dude yeah her papers are pretty naughty
I actually got my first kill ever with a Craver they're fun as fuck dude oh
Oh my god. Yeah, you want to use one of those?
Um, Sentinel's pretty good.
You can use your shield cells to charge up your Sentinel
so that it does more damage for a time period.
But just kind of hold up.
I think there's more pressing matters, Mr. Rod.
I do appreciate that.
But, uh, back to the e-date.
You said it's a 1v20 internet date?
So, yeah, so it's, well...
Okay. Jesus, how about you?
I got all the time in the world. You take them up.
So, it's 20...
Well, it's not an internet...
Okay, so basically it's like 20 so you know the game VR chat or oh, yeah, I've heard of it
So yeah, it's 20 VR chat fine women and they're competing for love
You said VR chat
Yes, and they're women yes, yes, yes, well you mean like they're avatars women
Yes! Better than women playing the Avatar.
How do you know they're women though?
Alright, next subject.
Lucky guys, lucky guys.
Be careful, don't get phantom pregnant.
Gotta be careful.
Wait, what do you mean phantom pregnant? What does that mean?
You gotta be careful.
The whip out the phantom cock on you faster than you can blink and boom, what do you know?
And then use your LB on yourself.
Eternity time off of work and...
You gotta get a phantom carriage and you gotta set up a phantom room with the phantom lullaby
Here now press down on the decadency
And it pulls it to you and now you're healing
Nice bro, thanks bro, you're welcome
Very knowledgeable guy, I appreciate you
And then do you only have one gun right now?
Yeah but it's a hamlock that's all I really need
Should I get two guns?
Yeah so, you're gonna either want
Oh R99, wow!
See, that's good. You could use that close range, or you could use PKs, or EVAs, or Mastiffs, which are the shotguns.
You want an SMG or a shotgun close range, for sure, Ski.
I think there's a team inside of this place here.
Let's... let's fuck them up.
Oh, they're reviving, they're reviving!
JOOOOOO!
We have to think paths per chance, I know.
Right here.
I'm in here, I'm in here, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Oh my god he's in a win he's in a bb kill him
Drop on hater, new team hater
Drop on repair
There's much there's much
Got more than one, new team there
Drop on
They're behind the front door now, one is on the roof
Got him! You dead you dead I said
No fucking way what you guys got this man. Oh my goodness, what's low it's low
Nice guys, that's my fucking team. That's my fucking team. I got your chief will bring it back in
Great work guys! Great fucking work!
Let's go!
You guys are good bro! You guys are good!
Here you go big man!
Thank you!
You can go back there and join yourself up real quick.
That would be a good stretch.
I'm gonna pop it you're gonna take it you're gonna go up the zipline right in fucking front of it and you're gonna loot your body
go in it
And then go up that zipline and then all your stuff's in there.
If you're gonna make sure you get two guns, you're using a handlock, a little SMG, a little
shotgun angle.
You don't need like a fuckload of ammo either.
Or if you kind of need like three stacks of ammo, one for the shotgun.
The portal will eventually go away, so you're gonna have to run out on your own unless
You can be fast enough to get it
Oh shit fuck
Go ahead walk just walk in this I'm gonna really hurt
I was gonna go R99s and just hope I get I find a amlock
Do our 99s. Yeah, close range bandit close range bandit. We got this guys
Hey, that actually is stupid
Hi, come on boys, get over here boys. Let's get to the circle
I was gonna be close range
Good thingy good thingy lock it in lock it in bro. But yeah, that's what I mean like the looting is so fucking hard
And then make sure you run with your hands. Oh
But you're gonna wave your hands up. Thank you, bro
HAHAHAHA!
6 more teens boys, this might be the game!
I'm great, I'm good to go!
I'm going to close it.
It's really not, I'm not even kidding, looting is the highest skill gap of 8,000s.
Once you get it, tell you'll be fine.
Yeah, awesome.
High-serving gap.
6th level.
This time you still have no attachments.
2 of me, 2 of me, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
I got a task for you.
Oh, I just killed him!
Watch out, watch out!
Nice, good job.
One more underneath him?
Or underneath...
Yep, they're gonna maybe try to run.
There's it, there's it!
Oh, nice.
Underneath me, okay?
You got it?
There's a team on me as well.
He's down, he's down, he's down, he's down!
Nice.
What am I roofing here?
Hold on, I gotta kill him.
There's it, there's it!
Got me guys.
I don't know that.
Hell, I survived!
There's a team up on me now.
There's a lot of people up here. This is a new team now. So it's full squad.
There's much, there's much.
I'm gonna try to go up on height and try to help DnC.
I think I'm gonna make you a portal so you can cross.
My ultimate is ready.
Careful. Stay alive, stay alive.
Stay on the left.
You watching, you watching?
Down him, down him.
Nice. Here, follow me DnC after you heal.
I'm charging my Chantidion!
One in the rick here, 70 on.
One's low HPs in the building.
Joe, how do I bring my thing back?
How do I bring it back?
Down deep head.
She can vibrate to control a bit.
Bro, help me daddy, please.
If you can just use your ability, use your ultimate on Peanut and then start resing him.
How do I use it?
Uh, LB, RB, yup, Peanut crawl into it and then interact with the resing.
I'll kill this guy.
You guys are going to be resing on the north ping.
We're going to walk up.
We're going to stop them.
You don't want to do long though.
The zone's moving.
We want to get out of here soon.
You guys, watch out right here.
Kill the finish mark.
Come with me.
You guys, you watch out.
You watch out.
You watch out.
Oh, I think you just finished it.
We're going to get.
You want to get?
You want to get?
You want to get to me?
I'm out of bed.
You guys, get to me.
Get to me.
Get to me.
Get to me.
Get to me.
We're going south.
We're going south.
You
He's red these red crates right here. You see that have the icon and all that shit. They might have a
You want to use paper
with that awesome you'll picture my butthole
okay we're gonna let's rotate this way boys we don't get geek
shit wait does this take energy?
I need sniper ammo do you got some sniper ammo? no that gun does not use
sniper ammo it uses its own ammo type and you cannot replenish
fucking aura pull up I got this little hill log
I need to go hill log in there
I rotate toward me
Once you're gonna ammo with that it's GG's so then you need to replace that but you have I think you have 12 shots
So you should be okay
Come on, baby
It's juicy juicy. No fucking no
I'm horny for a win. Oh, apparently if you get the infinite ammo
Fuck I don't even know if you've heard about those
If you see something that says I'm gonna ammo you could use those in Krabers having infinite ammo
That's that's point
Wondering which upgrade I should get that's kind of fucking crazy infinite amokraber. What the fuck?
I'm going to fucking destroy someone with a friend is the team over here boys team over here. They're gonna be this
You're gonna be self-summit
Can we ride this?
You die, you die, you get to the zone, I think.
Got him, Sam.
Is that up here?
Come here, come here, come here.
Now, we're going.
We're going.
They're shooting at you.
Are you left here?
Have one's out for they come here.
Where?
Oh, toward the tree line, I think.
Oh, there he is, you buddy.
One's on the road, and 100 behind the car, behind the car.
He's right back.
Oh, he's getting away!
Nope, they are running away.
All right.
Fuck, I chased him.
Oh, he's one-shotting, one-shot!
I got a number!
Cutie fellow beauty.
I gotta get in the hat and run it with my hands.
It's up top?
I don't have one.
There's another one.
One left, one left.
One's on this tree stop.
Is he on the tree stop?
I don't know if he's on the tree stop.
Maybe, maybe.
He might be moving.
There's gonna be a bunch of coons.
All of them are probably in front of us.
got another squad
oh my goodness
hold on
hold on
hold on
hold on
I got to be negative buddy
fucking got this shit guys
let me check for ammo on this
like the fuck out of somebody when I see a thing
there's some on the orange paint you see there's a guy down here on me down left by
the building they're fighting on the building
wait I need energy for this, sorry chat
down one down one right here down
alright listen to me
if you guys look toward me there's a building over here they all have to rotate toward us from that building
We are in the zone, they're keeping me.
Alright, back up, give me ult, back up, back up!
Alright, we just won't just kinda hear you.
They're all gonna start walking into the zone, so this corner's gonna have a team, guaranteed.
The left corner's gonna have a team.
Both of them! You be both, you be both!
We're holding them in, boys, we're holding them in.
Peanut, right behind you, Poppy.
Which one's he touching?
You see one team flying behind us?
We should kill the C behind this list. We should kill the C behind this list.
One's in the tree on me.
He's low-ish on me.
Cracked him. One is B.
One dead. One more on the left here.
It's Pathhunter.
There's a bush on one of them on me.
He's low. I'm gonna tell him.
Nice!
Copy coming.
Now there might be a team...
or a road to the kill leader or road
or a
how many kills you had just, how you cookin' it, you cookin'
um, three sets of three sets
hey, hey!
one more than two
on me, on me, on my rock, we're playing
we're good, we're good, we're good
you wanna go to the top?
you behind the rock here?
I'm down
down
someone?
What about you guys?
They're set to the side.
One down, one down.
Give me up there. Jinx, he's back up, he's back up.
Give you up.
Loading, loading, loading. Oh, on it's on us!
Give me, give me, give me, on us!
Jinx, use your ultimate if you have it.
Give me a little circle there.
Give me down, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Okay, coming.
Maybe a red, maybe a red, maybe a red.
Thank you so much, bro!
I
Use your little L be on you and then down at the back if you if it goes to somebody else
Right now we have zone we're good
You want to push down left yet
I think he's solo. Follow him. Follow him. Follow him. Follow him.
Come to me. Come to me.
Come on, you're out.
Rogue, I'm staying with you, bro.
Come on, you want me?
Listen, let's move here.
I'm gonna get up the top of the rocks. Let's go.
Right here in the open.
Can you see where no shots on them?
Wait, can I actually do the horse field?
Don't shoot him in the horse field, but shoot him in the middle of it.
Oh, I got a cramber! I got a cramber!
You should go there.
He's gonna die.
What?
One more?
Is there a bullet drop in this game?
It's a- yes!
FAH!
Okay!
The Gibby's low?
Nice.
Alright, you guys get these- get these kills.
Oh my goodness!
Alright, the Wraith killed one.
It's your team, so they're both on the other side of the rock.
Okay, if I can hit a shot, that'd be cool.
I
See back up
Yeah, use your force field on tree use the force field in tree
He's rising right now
Again come here you go to the hill
I need him down. Can you go over the small hill? They're down here?
I got you.
I got you!
Shit, fucking shot.
I got you running through.
I saw a duel all who's gonna be with me.
I guess so.
I got one bullet in the chamber.
360 no scope.
OH WAAAHHHHH!
How many kills did I get?
How many kills? How many kills?
Does it show you at the end oh?
Damage, I feel like I got like
800 damage or 750 750
Dad you a thousand easterlight you think a thousand okay, thank you, bro. Yeah, I'm gonna say
Seven
Well, I had no boy. No. Oh, I had no kills. Oh, okay
007
Seven.
Thanks, Gabe.
You guys had 20.
I don't think I've won.
You guys had 21 kills?
Sweet mother of Carl.
Yeah.
Oh, god, I got 10.
You were cooking, then, Mr. Jinxie.
You were cooking.
Dude, I don't know.
I feel like here's what it was.
You guys watch any basketball?
No.
I don't know.
OK.
I know about Michael Jordan and LeBron James.
OK, so what else?
OK.
What I'll say is, if there was this player,
he was a point guard.
his name was John Stockton.
He didn't really score much points,
but he got so many assists.
That was kind of me.
I wasn't scoring, but I was assisting.
You know what I'm saying?
I was assisting you guys.
God, okay, so you kind of marinated it.
And this is amazing, the guy's off.
Don't you dare don't do that to the goat.
Okay, look, what I'll say is,
thank you guys for carrying me.
Dare I say another?
Perhaps one more perhaps one more
I'll play this game for the next three hours, so yeah, I don't know how to be but
Perhaps one more
Do you know not too bad boy is not too bad
You know, I'm not gonna mind the end of the game and apex is pretty fucking fun, dude
What everybody's on top. That's part of apex man. That's part of apex is all the abilities at the end all the weird
Like combinations you can do with certain characters. Oh, yeah, the adrenaline gets going dude. I like it
Did you have a chance for something on that game, yes, bro, of course, let's go
Okay, did you have
Yeah, I had two guns, I had attachments, I had two-
A cape?
Dude, up to 16 kills, baby. 16 kills.
None from the last game.
What?
What did you say?
What?
Look, bro, we got the-
No, bro, it's a team game.
It is, it is.
No, look, look.
Here it is, here it is.
I mean, at the end of the day,
I mean, we have attachments in your inventory.
in your inventory we have you under 200 damage under 100 and we went from that to
700 to assist to two guns to helping to resin to using the abilities I mean
that's huge it only gets back and like I said it's just John stop it said y'all
not here to score points here we go now you're gonna make three corners I'm not
healed peanut not here to be the hero peanut I think I read you twice that
game right peanut I think I read you perfect with it with the old
commitment he'll be those perfect technique perfect technique thank you hey thank you man yeah I
was really yeah that's what it's about it's about it's about team game team game you know what i mean
exactly this is a team game team game but all bullshit i gotta get a kill this game i gotta get
the lifeline actually isn't supposed to have like the most because nothing about you but but
but it was first part in the game is just so cool i just did very good first thing yeah
You know, thank you, dude. Yeah
Guys got purple stuff already
Well, I got an extended heavy mag ultimate accelerant regen resource
Okay, so the heavy mag is good because you're gonna use it on your hemlock
And if you look at my icon on the mini map, you see the heavy ammo icon right here
Yeah, yeah, that's arsenal so it has all the heavy guns on it pick the one you want and then put your
You have a mag, right? Put your mag on the gun, okay?
And then use the buttons on the side and then it'll give you an attachment for free, whatever
one you don't have, so like, maybe a stock, maybe a barrel.
So...
I'll walk up to it, grab the hemlock, right?
Got you.
Put the mag on the hemlock if it doesn't already go on automatically.
Put the mag on the hemlock, okay?
Yep.
Oh, it's on the hemlock.
Interact with the sides of the replicator, okay, perfect. Interact with the sides of
the replicator.
like a button you could hold.
What's the replicator?
That, or sorry, that thing you're on, the arsenal, sorry, replicator, wrong word.
Elstor?
No, the thing that you're looking at, like the object holding the guns, go to the side
of it, there's a button.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hold the button.
Oh, it's the hand tenlock.
Dude, thank you, bro.
Wow.
So, every gun type has an arsenal like that, where you can go to the thing and you
grab like a free adjustment for the gun and we got a new one obviously let's
call it let's call it thank you thank you wow it looks good okay there's a team here
okay you're right up here team above us oh it's on rocks they're staring at us
right now I'm a loot goblin baby
oh my goodness where's I'm gonna die I'm gonna die
I could go
You gonna be right?
Don't win a lot forever!
Is the team up top? I'm gonna flank them, I could go
Oh my god, guys, guys, guys, I'm dead
Stay alive, I'm gonna try to portal you
Fuck, try to, I got it, sorry
Got all my energy in there?
That's a little lucky
Alright, let's go this way
We're gonna go, we're gonna go right
No, he's dead spot
That motherfucker's cucked
Alright, I'm gonna grab some of these.
You have to do the spread of the weapons.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna press T to do it, but first.
They're inside me.
Yeah, I'm gonna go grab the gas. This is gonna be real quick.
Bro, if anyone gets lost, this is gonna be a problem.
We're at it, man. Wait, what is this?
Oh, he's an Apex Predator streamer sniper?
uh it's kind of weird usually people that end of the game go
P90s
yeah i do see i do see i do see i
yeah so he's sniping
bar
probably yeah probably yeah
all right this is normally
this is normally when i close the door here
yeah i could do this all day
all right don't you worry mr rosen to get us back and we'll just kill him
actually even though I'm surprised you got better that guy was not hit by you
but get the guy for you
hi guys
all we're gonna do is go to the replicator we're gonna craft you we're
gonna raise you we're just gonna have to we're gonna have to relieve though that's
the problem we're gonna have to do a little rebooting
all right yeah I think I think next time I play guys I might just kind of play
in my lobby dude because this is insane bro this is actually insane there's just
predators everywhere pause pause apex brothers
half the squads are gone. I see you. I know it's a really good thing that I know it's true.
Yo Zeno, you've been saying just end at this point for an hour. Zeno, shut the fuck up.
Yeah, to the guy who...
Me to recharge my shield.
uh come on uh that gentleman back there uh i hope you trust me
bro somebody said there's like a car behind me it's waiting for me no
Yeah.
Bro, is it like a gigantic car behind you?
Is it going to run me over?
No, but it's in your, uh...
Oh, you come on his background on his stream. That's a green screen.
Yeah, that's just a green screen. Don't worry about that.
It really doesn't look like a green screen, though.
It's fake.
Don't make everything you hear, bro.
It's fake. It's fake.
Yeah, it's fake.
Seriously?
Yeah, really, he's streaming under a bridge in Los Angeles.
Los Angeles potentially he's wants to appear high-class
essentially
All right, well, this was little boys. There's not a lot here thoughts on let's go south and
Wait, bro, did you kill the guy that was sniping him out? I did not they did not chase me
So that maybe that's maybe they maybe hide outs fucked him up low-key
I come over here
that's kind of cool dude light in there glide in there glide like that's kind of
cool yeah you're fucking locked all right we're gonna leave this whole POI bullshit
thing here let's be good so bro how'd you park a car in your room though I didn't
I just put up a green screen and I like to parse it really doesn't look like
He's just really good at it. What if I just have a bad one?
But Rogue, how are you going to drive it out of there though?
Well, if I theoretically had a car behind me.
It would seem theoretically real for a second.
Yeah, theoretically had a car behind me. I would just simply back it out.
Yeah, I'm just going to hit the wall. How'd you get it?
It has to mean...
Theoretically, there's a garage door.
They call garages. They're pretty new.
Wait, so you're streaming in your garage
with your car behind you?
Theoretically.
Yeah, sometimes you turn the car on mid-stream
just to heighten stakes.
Yeah, sometimes when I really want to die,
I just turn it on and close the door.
In the game, boys.
In the game, I turn the car on.
In the game, I turn the car on.
Yeah, that's right. That's exactly right.
Hmm
Alright, you guys look there was a head of the winded
Theoretically if it was a car it would be a BMW m4 and it would be a dodge ram brother
We're all the people I guys this looks like another way and I'm not even gonna lie dare I say another win
R B boys R B!
One's one
One's low behind the yellow
Behind the yellow uh, bin
Okay
Hell he can't peek it up on us
For badness, that's why
One's gonna be on my right on the rocks I think
Yeah, one's on my right, he's flanking
What?
I just got one on the right here?
I got you guys, shoot
I'm gonna get you, scurrilin' me
I'll kill him, I'll kill him
last guy last guy last guy
he's in the middle guys
no i killed one
one's in the other one
two are in the middle
he's in the middle
he's healing inside that tank
that's much too much
what do you mean?
you're getting spiked
oh my god
i'm gonna take a big shake
oh my
what do you
Don't you
Bro I got spiked in the ass
oh there's nothing
shite something
oh my god
recharging my shields
okay two enemy squads over top top three
are you repairing this shield with overflow inside the circle?
if gas doesn't hurt armor, gas hurts flesh
bro, do you got this dude?
let's get your boys up, let's get your boys up
focus on the dub here
if you want to, if you want to
I wasn't gonna say anything
bro, when you went mid air, you hit that guy, right?
you hit that guy?
I think, I think I did, yeah
I think I actually did, yeah
Catching myself up gonna be kind of a little or you have to
Come on bro god the shit
Just break the fact that he's ever a buddy. Yeah a little bit back
Not not this not that
This thing out the even faster now the portal thing that was you pass my road
your question I
Think it's the other banner and I'm my dad's own. Oh my god. You have to use no I don't
That's a far away you got this bro
Oh
You gotta be fisting me
Man, I thought I could still make it with the fucking crap. Hi boys. All right boys
Yeah
What about whoa hold on wait a minute what?
if you did one more bro but Pina the thing is I've been on for eight hours I've been
on for eight hours yeah the halfway point I've heard of it you have to make for 16 hours
Pina how many hours have you been on what the okay four out Pina I'm gonna hit the
hay but Pina but it was over there was a CS go bro it was down man sounds good
Yet again, bro.
Yet again, W stream.
100K subs today, chat.
In the same job as chat.
What was I gonna say?
Tomorrow, case opening.
Today, we weren't able to open a single-part case.
We weren't able to buy anything.
Tomorrow, case opening.
Let me take y'all through the week.
We have a peak week planned.
I'm gonna forget stuff
because I know I have stuff planned every day.
Tomorrow, Levy, Gotham Chess, the goat,
is gonna be teaching me some more chess.
should be training session number two, I believe,
or three, I think,
but he's gonna teach us openings and shit
at the start of the stream.
Then tomorrow, probably case opening later in the stream,
probably do some R6 stuff throughout the day,
I don't know yet.
Thursday, me and Muda, 20 V2, VR chat day.
20 VR beautiful women down to two
that we'll be going on a double date with after.
Saturday is the streamer battle of the tournament, all right. I think we have literally 40 streamers gonna be pink
But it was already forgetting stuff. I know I had other stuff, but I forgot that's all good
I'll remember later on in the week chat love y'all boys bro, and I will see y'all boys
tomorrow
All right guys
XQC's playing seeds say you swear to God excuse black playing seeds swear to God
All right, I'm reading XQC I got about this but all right chat. I'm off love y'all
Peace peace peace chat peace peace peace. I love you guys bro. I'll see you in the next one harder case subs today
fucking love you guys man thank you so much oh and in case I don't see you
good afternoon good evening and good night