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[456/730] 🏆 Chess w/ Levy -> 50,000 Rocket League Tourney w/ Cinna & Sketch @ 7:30 PM EST 🏆
03-31-2026 · 7h 08m
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fans at the total world we had
you know what i'm saying
G2 lost i just watched i just watched
at the total world you know what i'm saying
you're the fucker you know what i'm saying
you're a fan of it
they have all these rounds
don't know what they thought like
stop it just lost yeah i was watching um
Um, wait, let me see.
I, the game, I did like, the game like just ended, like just now.
I would have streamed this game, but I was at my grandparents house this morning.
I would have streamed this game though.
Wait, hold up.
Here it is.
It just ended.
Yeah, it just ended.
Um, to be fair, it's their first game together as a team.
So like, they're not really supposed to win.
They've got to build camp.
It's also just like an email game, like whatever.
Um, but yeah, who cares, bro?
It's the first game as a team.
First game as a team, you've heard them say
We got it, Baker!
TJ, then we're in to one, chat!
Fifty thousand dollar streamer tournament on Rocket League.
Our team is sketchin' Zitta.
I don't know how we're gonna do.
Bro, Phantom's hosting it, bro.
Literally found out about it last night, bro.
It's gonna be peak.
Fifty thousand dollar to Rocket League tournament
tonight, chat.
Literally found out about it last night, bro. It's gonna repeat 50,000 belt of the rock league tournament today chat
I
Bro gonna be a peak stream today dad ass bro gonna be a peak stream today
Gonna be a peak stream today bro gonna be a peak fucking stream. What is this have us?
at Jinxie at Valve at Counter Strike at High Fives.
1500 cases in, not a single goal.
Is this legal?
Jinxie, my luck is worse than yours.
First, I don't know how it's legal.
Second, brother Mason, let me talk directly to you, bro.
Mason, you might think there's a light at the end of the
toddler, bro.
There's not.
Mason, Mason, here's the question.
Mason, Mason, here's the thing, quit now, quit now, Mason, Mason.
Even if you get a gold, because here's the cold art truth nobody wants to tell you, even
if you get a gold, Mason, majority of the time it's not going to be worth shit, bro.
Yeah, a $100 gold after you've invested 1500 cases, which like rough math, but that's
probably like literally 10 grand, literally 10 grand.
I mean, like Mason, you're never getting out of this hole, bro.
Quit while you're ahead, please.
Mason, you're never getting out of this, bro.
When you do get a gold, it's gonna be like a fucking $70 fucking bowie knife.
All right?
That's about it in situation, bro.
That's about it in situation.
Now, chat.
$50,000 Rocket League Tournament today, bro.
Our team is Sina and Sketch.
I know it sounds like our team might be cooked,
but bro, basically everybody in the tournament
is asked at Rocket League.
Everybody in the tournament is asked at Rocket League.
We could have a chance at winning.
I think Agent and Joe Bart is on a team,
that's another good team.
But bro, we could have the best team in the tournament,
not even Kevin.
Sona practice a little bit.
But chat, chat at four at 4pm, which I'm gonna call it,
we're gonna be doing chess with Levy, bro.
Chess with Levy.
Joe Bard is bending you over, probably.
Listen, at four we're gonna be doing chess with Levy.
He's gonna be teaching me openings today, boys.
It's time to lock the fuck in.
I gotta get out this 400 elo bullshit that I'm in.
You're the weakest link.
I gotta go to this 400 level.
Stompin, yeah, I literally was,
I was gonna watch party this game
because it was Shaco and Stompin's first game together,
but I was visiting my grandma, so I couldn't.
I literally got home as they were losing.
So I just went live after the game.
But yeah, it's their first game as a team though, bro.
It's their first game as a team.
They're not really supposed to win.
You gotta build Ken in Siege.
And I feel like this is most games with Pro League,
But I feel like in seeds, like, chemistry is really important.
What is this, I have my tweet from, oh, what's here?
I think it's time for things to change regarding Rocket League
and Epic Games.
I haven't spoken out in a while, but the game situation
is dire.
What keeps Rocket League alive is eSports.
Thanks to its intensity, its ease of understanding,
but above all, the incredible individual skill
of all the professional players.
You know where I'm going with this.
Bot and DDoSing, we've had to create Discord services
It's not a miracle solution. It's complicated to manage, not easy to access, and obviously we can't have the players around the world.
The problem is that the overall player skill level is declining and our play time is being cut in half even by three.
Epic games do something right now.
Player skill declining.
Right, like the player skills gone up in Rocket League now to all my content creative friends. It's not normal for you to either have to put up with this people aren't.
Watching Rocket League anymore, super potential to their communities that could lose their jobs. It's time to realize that we can't wait any longer.
Or else Rocket League will end up like rocket racing.
Yeah, I remember rocket racing, bro. I remember when 4.9 announced that bro. So.
Um, he's saying that the, uh, the body and DDoS is really bad and like the top ranks, right?
I haven't ran into that in my rank because I've been like the low ranks.
But that's what he's saying chat.
Is that what he's saying?
Epic sucks. Well, I don't, well, didn't, okay. Didn't Epic like,
what was rocket racing? What was that? What is this?
Yes, I remember when they were announced this initial release day at December 8th, 2023.
Rocket racing by Epic.
So it's rocket league but like racing?
Yeah, no aerialing, no flip resetting, no fucking, I mean out of the rocket league players are
going to like this, bro.
Oh, there we go.
Yeah, so this is another one of those things that I think a lot of gaming companies run
into this thing, where like a gaming company will have a successful game and then they just
randomly decide to lose their mind and just completely lose their identity of their game.
Brother, there are already racing games.
There is Forza, there's fucking, I played Need for Speed when I was a kid.
But like if you want to play a racing game, people are going to play like Forza and stuff
like that, right?
People play Rocket League because it's car soccer and it's unique.
So I'm assuming this was a money pit and they just lit a bunch of money on fire.
And then they probably had like maybe less funding for Rocket League, I guess, because
they probably put a lot of funding into this.
But it's like, it's just the typical thing where it's like a company just completely loses
their mind and they lose the core understanding of like why people play their game to begin
with.
Siege did the same thing.
And I love Siege.
I love Rocket League.
But like Siege did the same thing.
when seeds release dual front, seeds release dual front,
same sort of thing as rocket racing.
It's like, they release dual front
because they're like trying to rival Call of Duty.
It's like dual fronts like, oh, it's seeds,
but you respawn on a big map.
It was just slop.
It's like, and now they're discontinuing it.
And I'm sure rocket racing,
if it's not already discontinued,
it's probably gonna be discontinued.
I've never even seen somebody play this.
But it's like you already have a market of people
who play racing games that play like Forza and stuff like that.
I remember when I was a kid,
I played like Gran Turismo, Need for Speed.
I know a lot of people play Forza,
but it's like Rocket League lost trading
because of Rocket Racing just for Epic Games
to shut down Rocket Racing a few years later.
I don't know if this is true, is this true?
I mean, on Twitter,
to take everything with a grain of salt but it's like this is what I'm saying though bro it's like
a game just loses it's identity check is that true what no no yeah I don't know I don't really just
twitter that much because people just tweet anything but uh yeah it's like what do we do know this was
probably a lot of money that they put into this for what reason no godly idea there are already
racing games, you guys have the best car soccer game ever.
The only and the best.
Why would you do this?
Seize you the same thing with dual front?
Horrible idea.
And now they're discontinuing dual front.
It's like, I don't know why it's so hard for gaming companies and gaming industries
to understand, but as long as you cater to what people actually like in your game,
you're not going to run into problems.
But it's like, they just lose their mind.
they just completely lose their mind. It's like bro, just focus on taking care of the
community of people that actually play your game and stop trying to dislike. Do all this
crazy shit with your game, bro. Just keep your game, keep your game simple, but really
do things correctly. Horrible idea, terrible idea. And yeah, that probably costed a
a lot of money probably put a lot of money on fire it's a fortnight mode it
was fortnight yeah but guys epic games owns fortnight and rocket league so it
was epic games.
But I ain't but a chat.
Chess with Levy in 17 minutes.
It's time to get fucking more.
Lock in, bro.
Let's go.
Lock the fucking brother.
I'm on a 12 day streak chat.
12 day streak.
Holy grinder.
12 day streak of chess.
I'm fucking locked.
What's my illa
Shiesa when they got 480 all this morning, bro. I hit 480 little chat for hot it
Right. Oh chat by the way. I started watching Queens gambit on Netflix. I'm only like a episode in
All right boys, well next stop is 520 low, all right favorite opening in chess actually no
I don't know any other openings see this is why like I
I said favorite opening, but it's the only opening I know.
This is why I'm excited to train with Levy today
because he's gonna teach me like some new openings
that I could try because this is the only opening I do.
But I feel like what ends up happening
broke at least some of this guy's AFK
and I get a free win.
Oh my God, all over sign, all over sign.
Yes!
I'll take the free elo every day of the week.
20 seconds, hold, hold, hold.
Free win. No fucking way. Free win. No fucking way. Come on, daddy. Free win. Please. Please
free win. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. We added. I didn't get an Elo. It's fine. I didn't deserve the
Elo anyways. That's what I'm saying. I don't know any openings, bro. I don't know
when he opens. It's the only opening I know. But what happens is like, see, they always
do that. And then it's like, I'm just clogged. Because then he's gonna go like here. I don't
know. I just feel like it just gets so clogged. And I just I never have any like plays. I
don't have to explain it, bro. But yeah, apparently this is the most common opening
in chess. So it can't be bad. It can't be bad. You know what I mean? But it would
just be nice to get some other openings under my belt. You feel me?
Five points. If we lose this game, we're going to drop out of 4-0. Lock the fuck in, baby.
This is interesting. That doesn't even go there. What does this accomplish? No, I would
lose this. Let's go Pawn here to protect this Pawn. Um, okay. I've gotten so much better
at chess chat. I'm telling you bro. In the last week I have seen great strides in my skill.
This is not a bad shot. I mean this is not a bad shot by the way.
Chat, not a bad play, right?
What's he gonna do? He goes Bishop here. It's pretty bad vision. I want to castle soon.
Let's always get the castle. This is a good Bishop, but he's gonna go here. That actually
might have been a shit Bishop. Wait, he chooses to trade. I don't mind trading.
Cheb what's worth more bishop or a knight they're worth the same right aren't they worth the same
This is a good queen because now I can castle and then this is protected
Cheb what's worth more bishop or a knight bishop is better your dust what do you mean I'm dust set the fuck up
Cheb really good queen though my queen protects my bishop
Wait, so this would actually be a bad trade, huh, Chad?
Bad trade?
Most likely, I am faded, man.
What's actually like Castle?
Probably this side.
King of the Castle, King of the Castle.
He's gonna go, you're designed now.
He's gonna go here.
I know he's gonna do it.
I know he's tempted.
It's such a good play from him though.
Wait, this is a good, hold up.
See everything's clogged.
I guess I could trade?
No, I don't wanna trade, I don't wanna trade.
I want you to earn my, I want you to earn,
I don't wanna trade because like,
Mike, I just, yeah, chat's at the Bishop's better,
so I don't wanna trade.
Fuck that.
Bro, but I'm just so cluttered everything in the middle so cluttered again. This is what always happens on this fucking opening. I swear
This is what always that it's so cluttered, bro
Like
This square means everything. Oh interesting
Wait that was actually a huge mistake by him
Because
I ended up winning this exchange
Nah, because then he can get his queen involved.
It's actually not a bad play by him.
Is there a way we could punish his queen though?
Interesting.
He's going to queen here, Castiel.
If he doesn't queen here, he's a fucking idiot.
He's going to have to queen.
but it's four under the low, so you never know.
He asked, I know he's gonna clean this.
I know he is.
Okay.
I really love this pawn.
It threatens the queen.
I just feel like I'm playing so fundamental right now.
I feel like I'm playing so good.
Feel like I'm playing absolutely fucking perfect chat.
Am I not?
That's threatened.
I'm going to be 5 out of 11 before you know it.
Tie game here.
I'm winning on time, which is very important.
You always want to be looking at the time.
5 out of 11 before you know it boys!
Most likely I am fated man.
Okay, he's going to go...
For a second I thought he blundered, but I'm just going to trade queens because
I don't really care.
Every time I also trading queen is good because now his knight is in the side and levy said
the knight being in the side is shitty.
Now is there a way we can capitalize even further on this?
That knight's totally out of position.
If I go here, this is a free pawn.
I feel like the solver would just tell me to grab that pawn there.
This is protected.
The thing is, my knight's kinda naked right now.
Guys, I just found a fork of health.
Guys, I'm not even kidding.
Labi would be so fucking proud of me.
If I go right here, well, he's just blundered.
He's blundered his bishop.
Did he blunder?
Yeah, he blundered.
Wait, never mind.
If I would have did that, I would have just died to the palm.
brain death. It's okay. Like Levy said, chat. As long as we can just survive, we can get our
elo a bro. Because they'll make mistakes. He already made a mistake. He just blundered his bishop.
You can't hang your bishop like that, bro. This is interesting. Trade, trade.
most likely I am faded man okay bro what do you guys think of this chat bang bang
out of that fucking play his works gonna be in danger too danger danger bro his
work's gonna be in danger. That's good. Because now what he'll end up doing, but I need to
find a way to capitalize on this. Because he's gonna do this next. Like if I move this here,
his next play is gonna be this. God, I love chess. If I do that, his next play is gonna
be that. Like this chess is the most like, chad fucking thing somebody can be good
out bro like bro if somebody's like if somebody's like fucking 2000 elo and chess you're just
a fucking jab bro see we knew he was gonna do that I'm trying to find a way where I could
like punish this guy now there's really not a way I don't see it yet this is good
because now this protects this.
I need to get like, okay, he's gonna go pawn to threaten.
Wait, hold up.
Nah, but then I wonder if I do that.
Horse dies here, horse dies here,
horse dies, ooh, it doesn't die here though.
And it threatens the bishop.
Threatens the bishop, not a bad shell.
He's gonna move his bishop like here.
No, he's nice.
He's gonna move his bishop like right here.
I think he's going to move his bishop here or here.
He decides to sack his bishop.
Yeah, I mean, we're going to take that trade every day
of the week, right?
You guys said, bishop's better than wait, actually.
I see a low-hanging fruit here, chat.
If I take, this is free material.
We make sure.
Chat, my new thing that I started doing in chess,
I learned this on TikTok is like, before I drop something down, I just analyze everything and make sure I'm not hanging anything.
So then I'm up five material. We're tied on time. Okay. There's no fucking way I check this game.
Now, what I want to start doing is I want to start advancing my pawns and getting my rooks involved.
Okay, he's trying to bait me.
Lock the fucking jab, lock the fuck up!
Okay, so we're looking good, plus five.
We got training with Levy, little bit of he right after this game, boys.
Okay, so he's gonna go horse to threaten my bishop, standard play.
Standard, standard, standard.
Bishop dies here, but we do trade.
I don't think trading material is that bad.
Cause look, if I do this, wait, I'm actually so smart.
It's not trading material because look,
now his rook's in danger.
See this chat?
So even if he takes this like an idiot,
he just loses the game and it gets traded
the next move anyways.
This guy would be a fucking idiot
if he doesn't move his rook.
Yeah, I feel like I've made,
I can't wait to see the game review on this.
I feel like I made so many good decisions this game.
OK.
Now just about closing it out.
This is good because we're threatening the knight.
This is good.
Take, take, take, take.
This is just what we like to call a good old panic check.
Yeah, take, take.
I am accustomed to new heights he's trying to like panic check mainly wait
but um oh that is interesting now though oh shit shit that's bad actually if he
takes I just take them to be fair like he best case scenario for this guy is a
rook trade I'm not even kidding unbiasedly chat this is the best game of
chats I've ever played because I'm just slowly beating this guy down I'm just
slowly whittling away like it's not like he made any like excruciatingly bad
blunders I'm just slowly picking apart his chips okay he takes that take if he
moves this I take I think his only play is to take right I don't think he has
another play because if he doesn't take I just take take I mean I guess this is
now this would be a blunder this should just be giving a rook his only play is
to trade rooks I'm not even kidding I don't think he has another play yep
there it is okay nice attack bro see you should never be trading rooks if
you're down material that's another thing Levy taught me chat you shouldn't be
trading if you're down material. This guy's fucking idiot. The only way I lose this is
if I mess up the checkmate, or if I blunder a bishop or a rook. I would ultimately think
if I were to blunder all my pawns, I could still do good, I think. I'm so locked up.
Jack, just type a yes or no. Are you guys proud of how I'm playing right now? Are
Are you guys proud of me?
I feel like I've gotten so much better, dude.
Sure, you guys proud?
Is that a yes or a no?
No, no, no, fuck no.
Fuck no, no, no, no, fuck no.
All right.
Yeah, I think my opponent's like drunk.
All right, well, he's just giving me a free win now.
Yeah, my opponent's hammered.
You resigned now.
You resigned now.
You're designed now.
Yeah, thank you.
Holy shit, I pre-powered it.
All right, give me the game review.
Give me the game review.
I'm gonna be honest, I just feel like I played like a 500-year-old player right there.
Give me the game review.
Give me the game review.
Nice eye.
You found a tactic to grow your lead into a win.
Best by test.
This move has proven strong in countless games, mirroring you with symmetrical pawns and knights.
This move gives you the opportunity to win their pawn.
There was only one good move and you found it.
This removes an attacker that was threatening to capture one of your pieces.
Thank you, thank you actually thank you, I was proud of that move.
You captured that free pawn.
That bishop is unprotected and can be captured right away.
You won a bishop for free.
That pawn was yours for the taking.
This move gives you the opportunity to win their rook.
Oh, I should have just did that.
What am I doing?
You want a knight for free.
Chet, let's fucking go!
Guys, let's go.
Alright, I'm going to call Levy.
Chet, I'm going to call Levy.
I'm going to call Levy.
I'm going to call Levy.
Jinxy, you can use Levy's voice as a coach.
You're capping.
You're actually capping.
How?
How?
in game levy has that much aura levy has that much fucking aura deadass
That is aura levy is in the game are you guys serious?
Holy aura holy aura. I champ caught in levy. I'm caught in levy
One right on time 4 p.m
Chad, I don't see it, though.
What do you not see, Mr. Grandmaster?
Yo, Levy, did you see that game, bro?
Yeah, I did.
That was sick.
Dude, I think I've climbed Elo.
Is there a way to check my tracker and see my stats?
Yeah, you've got to go to your profile.
And then you usually have to click on your rapid rating.
Profile, rapid rating.
Okay, and then, what like, how do I see,
it's just my highest rating was 480,
but when was that like 10 years ago?
So sometimes it also does this dumb thing
where it like records the first rating you ever had.
So if you made a trust.com account
and you like won a game and you were a thousand.
But let me look, wait, wait, am I down below?
So it thinks yeah, but no no no you've gained like 60 points in the last like a couple days
Okay, that's what I thought dude. That's insane. Wait, let me I have a global rank. Oh
My god. Yeah, you're already a 37th percentile player
Yeah, yo
Is that even that's not good. I mean the game that you just played it because what's weird is like three days ago
You played like three or four games and you were not very principled and I was like alright
I'm gonna have to like send you you know homework and reminders and then you just like locked in like I don't I don't know if
You just had a mental shift or what but I told my chat
I'm not even joking I checked one of your games the other day and I was like yo this dude better
Not be cheating like I'm not even joking. I was like the level that you played a couple days ago
I don't know if it was on stream or off stream. I was like yo you better not do another dr. Lupo dude
Like that would be good, that would be bad.
Dude, I would never do that.
No, thank you, bro.
I got the game on my phone, so like, I'll be laying in bed.
And I have some games that are at, like, literally
three in the morning, dude.
Like, I play this game on stream and off stream.
I just, I really just love the progression aspect.
And I love, because I'm so bad,
it's like I have so much to work on,
which is really addicting.
When you see yourself getting better,
you know what I mean?
It is, yeah.
That's actually my favorite thing that I always tell people is when you're a beginner, frankly,
even until you're like 1500, you can always learn like two things from every game that
you never knew.
It's very unlikely that you play a game and it's just like everything you ever practiced
and then, you know, because you're going to have a moment you're like, oh, I missed,
you know, something, I missed some backwards move or one of my favorite skills is watching
beginner games and predicting them.
So remember when I messaged you your game against Squishy?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
And I was like, I predicted the whole sequence
at the end of the game.
And you had checkmate in one on the board,
but you didn't see it.
And I'm just like, oh, it's a very natural sequence.
So as you get better, you also can predict
what other people can do.
So yeah.
So Levy, does this mean I'm number 20,
242 million in the world or something?
I don't know, oh you mean there's a number
like that says what rank you are?
It has my global ranking.
It says hashtag 24207209.
Good God, that's a big number.
Wow, yeah, your number 24 million.
Cause you know Charles Lacombe has 250 million people.
V us?
Really?
Is that a monthly or like yearly?
no i mean they publish this sometimes but yet just like totally exploded i think
the last couple years they were a top hundred website in the world
well so
him and a lot of people just
it's good it's a big game bro it's very big that i got like my dad downloaded i
played him today uh...
he was actually kind of kicking my ass but he ran out of time
uh... they got they got like old school strength like all the especially
like guys in their forties and fifties like i think a lot of people
played chess as kids and then they just stopped especially in the UK a lot of
those old guys it's like going to the play basketball like in the YMCA and
they're just like really good and they got dad strength yeah literally literally
it's never been like a really old like pro who like dominated like somebody
who's like I don't know 80 or something or 70 who's just dominating people or
no so it's extremely rare the oldest person that competed at an elite level
was this guy, Korshnoi.
I've been seeing all over YouTube,
like, jinxy reacts to some video about chess.
So this dude, Korshnoi, he was like 85, I think,
and he was still playing in tournaments, which is nuts.
There used to be a guy in New York locally
who was like 2,000 elo, and he was like 90-something.
He learned chess on the Arctic Circle.
He was in the Soviet military base.
They had nothing to do in the Arctic Circle,
so he just learned chess,
and then I think he might have died,
like in the last years I'm not sure because I haven't heard about him in a long time but yeah bro was 2000 it's like
He was really good
But dude
Here's the crazy fact for you. There has never been a person who learned chess learned from zero
Beyond the age of 18 and became a grandmaster
Like you're saying beyond the age of 18
If you start learning chess, there has never been a person ever, what?
There was like one Chinese guy who learned at 17 or 18, and then he became a Grandmaster.
You have to start before you're like 12.
You have to start when you're like 7, 8.
What is the science behind that though?
I think it's just like, you have so much stuff stuffed into your brain already like
math, science, you got to go to college, like you got to get a job, you can't,
the amount of time and plasticity,
like your brain has to be empty and young enough
to just stuff a bunch of chess in it.
And then, yeah, that's like,
like I learned to play when I was five, you know,
which is just nuts.
But Levy, the thing is, there's a first time for everything.
So maybe I could be the first grandmaster
that started at 20, like started actually playing
at like 24.
Yeah, but I would, to be honest with you,
I would hope not, because then, you know,
you're probably gonna have to like stop streaming.
And I feel like you got different priorities,
But I don't know, maybe you could board.
And then you're like, I'm just gonna be a guy
who lives in my closet and studies chess all day.
Okay, so Levy, if you're starting from the ground zero,
realistically, how far could you get in chess?
Realistically, like starting today,
how far could you get?
Could you get to 2000?
Yeah, like me right now?
Or you mean anybody who's like 20?
I mean, a random person, let's say they're 20 years old,
they've never played chess before.
What do you think is what they could get to
if they obviously can't get grandmaster
because of the whole brain thing you said.
Yeah.
I think they can get some master, which is considered 2,200.
Good, but that's high.
Yeah, I mean, by far the craziest example is Tyler won.
I mean, within like a year and a half, he got to 2,000.
And then he just could not push past 2,000.
And I think he quit because it was just
like hitting his head against the wall.
But hey, it got to 2,000 in like a year and a half.
I mean, it's unheard of.
It's definitely a complete outlier.
Most people plateau at like 2,000, 2100,
it just gets really tough.
Like your improvement at that level is so granular
and you usually need a coach
and you need someone to tell you exactly what you're bad at.
So, yeah.
Good God, yeah.
Yeah, I'm in the fun stage of chess.
Like everything's fun
because like the mistakes are so obvious after the game,
you know?
And I will also tell you, like first of all, yes,
it's a lot more fun now and you can like gain,
I'm trying to see if this is his username. Yeah, this is you. Is this is using what the what is this?
I think I'm mixing up his username, but
Yeah, dude, he played like
He played like 20,000 games. I can find his profile on here
Yeah, it's like big Tonka tea or something like that dude. He straight up. He straight up
Got what I think he played 15,000 games of chess
It's just insane
Big Tonka T Canada
Yeah, I think it's big underscore Tonka underscore T
This is how to run. Okay, hold up big underscore Tonka underscore T
Big Tonka. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he was 1960 he never crossed 2000. Yeah, he played 6,200 rapid games
He never got a thousand. No, he was like a couple games off. Yeah. He was 1960
Yeah, dude. I mean
He played so much chess like he would straight up play like 70 games a day. He was on 19 minutes ago, dude
This guy's a grinder. Yeah, he just like plays bullet like now he plays one minute because I mean
I mostly play one minute because it's just fun and if I lose it's like whatever. I just boot up another game, but
um
Dude, yeah, let me I don't know if you agree, but I think bullet like
Is pretty brain rot. Like I don't even think
Me personally, I don't even think I get better at chess playing bullet. I'm just mashing shit
It's it's complete brain rot, but it's like a nice way to
End of play and not risk your rating most people get really obsessed with their rating and so I
Like to just play bullet because I care about my blitz rating
I'm like oh I was three thousand like I don't want to go too low
So I'll just play a bunch of bullet and I don't really care if my rating goes up and down
My wife does the same like when she doesn't want to play blitz or or rapid because she's like oh
You know, I don't want to lose points. She just plays like 20 bullet games. They're like all complete nonsense and you don't really care and
Yeah, so bullet is like bullets a joke bullets like not serious
1888 it says 1888 in a rapid is that like 10 minute or like five minute? Yeah, that's 10
What's the legs? He's blitz three minutes
Blitz is five and less
So you could play five zero. I yeah, I think 10 minutes is just the best now
It is, in my opinion. I mean, I think so, for improvement. Like, five minutes is fine, three
minutes is also fine, but the time becomes such a factor. You're going to try to play
good moves and you're going to play too slow, and then if you're going to play really fast,
you're going to like lose all your shit, but then you're going to like beat them on
time. So, yeah, I mean, most people play 10 or 15 or something.
Also, Levy, my chat said you're in this game, like as a coach, like you're in the
game.
Oh, yeah. You can change your setting of your coach.
I don't know exactly.
So when you have one of these game reviews open...
That is all right.
Yeah, they put me in there.
I had to like sign something so they could like train an AI to use my voice.
And then I had to like approve it because they were like,
does this sound like you?
Because I said I would record voice lines,
but it has like 50,000 voice lines or whatever.
So and it also yells sacrifice the rook, which is the the big thing that I'm that's like your thing, huh?
Dude, it's not my thing. So you know how like memes get made about you and you have no like control over it. Yes, yes
One day like three years ago
I yelled his like I yelled the idea was to sacrifice the ruck and then like it just it got a mind of its own and
Now people will see me in a Costco and be like, yeah
And I'm like please stop
Oh my God, oh my God.
I can't wait, by the way, bro, I have a couple of games
if you want to check them out, couple of the games.
Yeah, so I was going to ask, do you have time today,
like hour, hour and a half, or you have to go?
I have time, I have time.
I got like hour and a half, hour and a half.
OK, so how about we do, we can look at a couple of games.
Before we do that, I'm going to warm up,
I'm going to warm you up with a couple of puzzles.
I want you to solve a couple of puzzles.
We'll look at a couple of games.
And then you want to do that thing with the quiz?
Yeah, I want to learn a couple of openings.
Also, Levy, I want to learn some black defenses too.
You know I told you about my cousin, how he's 2,000,
Elo?
Yep.
He said there's this defense that he loves,
and he said to ask you to show me it.
I think I texted you.
I forgot what it is.
It's a black defense.
It's called, I believe I texted you.
Maybe I forgot.
Maybe I forgot.
Yeah, I don't see it.
You said you did want to learn some openings.
He had said there was this black defense opening.
Sounds a little, I mean, was he sure it wasn't like Hispanic
or he was?
I'm going to text him right now.
He'll reply like he loves cats.
I got that.
That fell flat a little bit.
Yeah.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I was on my phone.
I didn't hear it.
No, I was just making jokes about ethnicities.
Dangerous subject, now.
Wait, Levy!
OK, I got it!
Levy!
Carl-Con!
Carl-Con!
Yes, did he learn it from me?
Or where did he learn it?
I don't know.
He loves you, though.
He literally loves you.
So maybe.
But, Levy, he said he used it and got to, like, 2,000 rating.
Like, just mainly using that.
That is, I mean, that is my bread and butter.
can definitely learn it today. It's also defensive right? I love that. It's not it's it has that
reputation but it's it can be pretty aggressive too. So yeah, because for me like it would
be easy to just do like I guess learn that and keep it simple instead of learning a
bunch of stuff where it's like I can't apply it because on black levy I don't know what
to do on white I develop whatever but on black I just mirror I just knew that's
No, no, no, we'll we'll I'll show you something. Okay
You know, no, no
All right
All right, today's gonna be intense today's gonna be intense. Yeah, I'm gonna invite you to
First things first, let me invite you to this classroom
Yes
You said he got puzzles for me
Yeah, right now the most important chess tournament of the year is happening. What I
Just sent you an invite you should see it
if you don't
got you you might need to be in trust i come
in there
okay fantastic
so this tournament is called the candidates
and basically
eight guys
play and eight girls
uh... they
they're separate we're not going to get into that today but uh... the guys in
the girls they play
double round robin so they play fourteen games
and then whoever wins
earns the right to challenge the world champion later this year
So who's the world champion?
Uh, Goukash.
Yeah, it's good.
Oh, so whoever wins this goes one on one with him.
Yeah.
Oh, it's kind of like boxing or, or like martial arts.
Like it's rare that it's like you, you one person can qualify and it's not,
not like a knockout tournament.
Um, so I'm just going to ask you a few questions.
We're just going to do a couple of puzzles.
That happened fast.
Okay.
Yeah.
So my question is.
Can black play the move?
Rook, H5, to attack the knight. Is it a good move or a bad move?
It's an amazing move. It's completely protected. It then threatens the knight. And yeah, it's
completely perfect move.
Okay. Well, yeah, if you just end your thought process there.
But what we're going to learn today is what is my opponent going to do? And you have
have to look to see if the opponent can do what?
You have to look and see if the opponent can check you, right?
Yep.
Can the opponent check you if you move your rook over there?
Which of White's pieces can check the king, the Black King?
The Rook can check him?
Yeah, but that's probably bad, right?
Yeah, we'll just die instantly.
No, that's the only thing that can oh wait wait wait sorry no they can't do that.
It's actually bad because then the knight can check him at F8.
Oh no that would die.
Let me think again.
No the knight.
Everything you said was right except the number.
F5, F5, F5 sorry.
Yes F6.
F6.
Good God sorry.
There we go.
Knights are tricky.
F8 would be bad because the knight would take, but yes, exactly.
So rook and knight, like anything that attacks a knight, the knight can always zigzag to the
square it used to protect, so you have to be super careful trying to chase down a knight.
Like the rook can also go here, but then the knight can escape there, right?
And it can attack.
Good god.
Sadly that stuff doesn't happen in these tournaments.
There's like little puzzle opportunities. Now I'm going to show you another one. This happened like literally an hour ago
So this was the position
Okay
I'm gonna flip it so you see this from black's perspective. So why just played the move Queen here?
My first question to you is
What is the Queen threatening right now actually threatening not just like seeing because it sees
Very good. Very good. So Queen takes mission
Queen takes Bishop. Give me just a move. How do you save this Bishop? You can move it.
You can protect it. Just give me a move. Oh God. Rook B6. Rook D6. Yeah? This one. D6.
Sorry. Sorry. D6. Yeah. No, good. I mean, yeah. Yes. Letters and numbers are definitely
hard to like look and then say so that's it's completely fine also people I don't
know I don't know if you're I'm not saying you are because you made this
mistake but I have taught people who have dyslexia and sometimes B&D flips in
their head yeah because it's like the mirror image so you yes don't worry if
you get anything wrong yes rook d6 is a fantastic defensive move though
levy okay hit me instead of that why don't we just go rook c2 take the bishop
and then put him in check okay but is the bishop protected by anybody is his
bishop oh god oh my god I would have wondered oh my god for those sneaky
knights man back to what I'm talking to you see Jamesy Jamesy Jamesy
This is the move that was played in the game.
Wait, what?
Are you shitting me?
So the knight cannot go here.
Because if it does, it stops protecting that square,
and now black can play which move?
Black to play and win the game.
win the game I mean win a huge amount of material.
You're saying Black can win a bunch of material right now?
Yeah, look for a check.
There's a check right now.
Oh, wait, I see it.
No, I don't.
There's a check.
You swear there's a check?
You sure?
Yeah, I wouldn't lie.
Are you positive?
Black can check white right now.
Let me, I don't, let me, wait, I see it.
Bishop E6.
Bishop E6.
Oh my God, that's actually disgusting.
Because then take queen takes, but then rook takes queen.
Oh my God.
So wait, the play that I said was actually, I was wrong, but I was right because I
didn't see the horse, but he saw the horse and did it intentionally.
So if you go here, what is White going to do?
White's just going to take with the Queen or yeah.
Yes, this is better because you're hitting there.
And this is also a fork.
And in the game, yeah, he actually made a mistake.
The player with White, he was protecting himself.
He went for an aggressive move here, but because he made this mistake because he
only has a minute on the clock.
you can see his time he was low on time so even the best players in the world
make mistakes and the player with black was like oh I can take his bishop because
his knight is not protecting it anymore this type of tactic is called
deflection so you are deflecting the knight from the defense of that square
it's also called in this case overloaded like a piece on the defense
is overloaded it can't guard two things at the same time it has to
choose which way it goes. So it's an overloaded defender, so you deflect it. I don't want
you playing every game like, oh, I gotta find an overload tactic. These things are just
gonna kinda come up naturally in your games. So here's the last one. This one's pretty
cool. So you have a chance to become the world champion.
Is that Magnus right there? Is that Magnus?
That is Magnus. We're going back to 2016. We are in New York City. And we're
This is the position.
So the player with black, Russian grandmaster Sergei Karyakin, just played the move, Queen
to F2.
So my first question is, what is black's threat?
Like what is black going to play on the next move?
Well that's a great question.
On the next move, Black is going to probably, fuck, I think Black can, you're saying is there
a check I'm looking for?
Yeah, the Queen has backup.
This is called a battery.
One of peace and another peace that operate the same way, like left to right.
So the Rook powers up the Queen.
So the queen can get in close to the king and it's protected.
Oh wait, I have to play.
Okay, so, oh my god, I'm not even thinking, sorry, okay, the play is simple.
It's queen to g2 because the king can't do anything.
Correct.
And why is it not this?
Why is it not taking the pawn?
Because then the queen takes.
Yeah, you see, so they both see that.
Exactly.
So he went here and he's threatening this.
Most people play like Rook here, because they're like no more checkmate.
Or they play like Queen here.
By the way, does White have a battery?
Does White have two pieces that function the same way, powering through it together?
Yeah, that's the Queen and the Rook.
Yes, very good.
So this is a battery.
It would be much more vicious if they were swapped, because then the Queen would
take with Check.
That would be much more powerful.
Yeah, gotcha.
Check this out.
In the game, Magnus did not defend the checkmate.
So in the game, he went check, King H7.
And now this was the position.
He's going to get mated like this, he's going to get mated like this, he's going to get
mated like this, and he's going to, well, Rook A1 is not checkmate because there would
be this.
So he's getting mated three different ways.
He has to win the game right now.
How on earth is he going to do that?
He has a forced checkmate.
You're saying this actually happened, like Magnus?
Yeah, this is how we won the world championship, like an absolute boss.
So he's gonna get mated.
He has to find a forced checkmate.
So you give a check, the opponent responds, and the next move is checkmate.
You don't have a lot of checks to begin with.
My God.
So how are you gonna do this?
And you win, you become a champion.
So I guess the only checks possible is
Queen to f6?
H.
H6, sorry, Queen to H6.
These are H6?
And where's the other check that's possible?
Rook to H8.
Yes, let's do process of elimination.
Let's start with Rook to H8.
You play Rook to H8, what does Black do?
Yeah, you just lose your rook, that one's trash.
Yes, now do we have a follow-up?
Do we have anything after that?
Oh, yeah, we can move the Queen.
Actually, no, I don't think we do have a follow-up.
Right. Okay, so that doesn't work.
So what about queen h6?
Okay, that looks crazy too. So what's he going to do if we play queen h6?
If he does queen h6, he's going to take the queen.
But I guess we just have to sacrifice the queen, right?
Probably the pawn of the king.
Yeah, so if he takes with the pawn,
do you have a check there that you didn't have previously?
Yeah, so if he takes with the pawn,
now we can move our rook.
2f7 and then that pawn's gone. So it's another check and it's mate
Because the pawn stops the escape of the king
And that is how he that's how he became the world champ. Oh my god
So we would have happened if Sarajei took with a king
then he would have
Attracted the king like a magnet away from that square
And now boom
Is that me? That's me. That's me. So I'm just going to win no matter what's there. Hey, did they're yeah
So the game ended with this he went here here and then Magnus sacrificed his queen and that's how he became the world champ
This is such an epic move. Oh my god
So just like I sacked the queen to just win it all so Magnus kind of knew like alright
I can't defend it's gonna be checkmate. So I have to go all in offensively and he found the mate in three moves
I think what happened here was Magnus saw this this and then from a distance he was like
Oh if he goes here, I have this crazy combo because otherwise this is really scary for white
Now check this out like if takes takes Bishop here
What's the problem right now it's cut the rook is fucking
The rook is trapped.
Also, if the rook moves, look what happens to the other rook.
The rook dies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, how do you save both of them?
Can you?
Yeah.
It would be rook to G1.
No.
Oh my God.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that.
It takes, right?
That doesn't work.
Wait, do you think this is the way you could save these rooks?
Yep.
Can't move two pieces at the same time, but you can get close.
Bro, I don't even know.
Well, you could solve it.
There's only one you could say?
Yeah, how do you make a move so I can't take your rug?
Oh, I'm stupid.
I'm stupid.
I do that.
You just check.
Check.
No, you're not stupid.
It's just, yep, this is the mechanics of chess.
Yep.
Boom.
I move this guy.
Take the pawn.
Yep.
There you go.
And this is like everything that I'm showing you.
It's called, it's tactics.
Because you notice all these plays are forced.
Two to three move little combos.
And it's super helpful.
It really helps you get better.
I think I had one more for you.
This game happened earlier today.
It was a little bit tragic.
The player, even one of the best players in the world,
made a really big mistake.
But I'm going to show you what could have happened.
So white's a move.
I want you to play one of the most forcing moves
that you can.
And it's going to guarantee that you can win material.
So remember, forcing moves, checks, then captures,
and then from the top down attacks,
like attacking the queen, attacking the rook,
attacking the other pieces.
And in this particular case, there are a few tactics.
There is something called a discovered attack.
I know this is a lot.
I can also write all this down.
But we actually did something similar.
It's when you make a move and another piece opens its eyes.
And one of my good friends, Mayhee Reston Peace, Daniel
Naroditsky, used to say, LPDO, loose pieces drop off.
So when you see a piece on your opponent's side that is
not protected by anything, it's always vulnerable.
So this, this, this is protected by this.
So I'm looking at these two pieces.
You do the rest.
Okay, so you got it.
Who you're saying there's a way where he has to lose material.
If I do something, yeah, these two pieces that I highlighted in red, they're connected.
There's a way you can hit both.
I might be completely stupid, but, um, what about Rook G three?
Well, Rook g3 attacks the bishop, but what about the rook? But also, what happens when you play this move?
Bishop take, take.
Yeah, he takes it. It's not a safe move.
Oh, I would lose material.
Okay, so
fuck!
There's a way. Oh, wait, wait. I see it. I see it. I see it. Levy, I see it. Okay. Pawn d4.
Pawn d4 attacks the rook, but
Remember, they can take you.
Shaisa.
We're not thinking about that.
How are we going to attack both of these at the same time?
How can you attack both of these at the same time?
What?
Um, it's got to be something with the knight, right?
Yeah, we're getting warmer, yes.
Okay.
Thoughts on knight to E4?
Knight to E4.
So if you play this move, what's being attacked?
You attack the rook?
The rook is being attacked.
Are you attacking the bishop with anything?
No.
Are you sure?
Clevvy what?
Oh my god, the queen, the queen, the queen.
Oh my god.
Yep.
Bro, that's such a good play.
Somebody did that today?
Yes, basically.
He actually does something even crazier, in the game Black went here and so you can't
go here anymore, but this Bishop is still trapped so he went here which was sick and
this Bishop just died, he just can't escape and the guy with Black missed this, he totally
missed this from White.
And yeah.
Dude so even the pros mess up dude.
Dude they mess up and because the tournament is so high stakes and you know chess
is like a very mental thing.
So your anxiety is up, your stress is up,
your cortisol, not to use, you know,
whatever on earth is going on
with the looks maxing community right now or whatever,
but like your cortisol's up, you do crazy things.
You make huge mistakes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel you, dog, I feel you.
So there you go.
Okay, so like,
what's that technique called though?
Like what is that called
when you're threatening like multiple pieces?
Remember we learned Desperado. You don't have to like memorize all these, you know, you'll get them slowly
You know forks. You know skewer. We just looked at skewer when the bishop was
Remember back back here like this is a skewer. You're just like getting like a like a you know like a kebab skewer
This is called a discovered attack. So basically it's like peekaboo the queen
Sees the bishop after the middle piece moves
Good so this is a discovered attack like a discovery you that's disgusting. Yeah, and
Yeah, bro
Those are like those are my favorite moments in chess when I'm when I when I do something like this
Even if it's intentional intentional when I'm attacking two units and they have to lose a unit. It's so satisfying
I love that. Yes, and you have to minimize your own mistakes
Remember the first thing you were like your rook here, but you have to minimize this you have to minimize the one move mistake
And then you have to maximize the one move mistake you wanted to look at your games, and we will we're gonna do that right now
Look like literally the most recent game that you played
I think I can yeah, I'm gonna pull this up like I did last like the game good. I think I think I've got good. I
Agree you're actually you won your last four games, which is not
So was my dad and my brother I think
No, but look, like the game that you just played, do you see Siwon?
I'm in here, I'm in here.
Yeah, so like, look, you did everything good, you got your bush about, you castled, like
this is fantastic.
I think you took, okay, you went back.
You took here, which is good.
Now what's the queen threatening on the next move?
really everything's protected right the night is protected
ooh that pawn that corner pawn yeah but you saw that in the game you you blocked
the attack and then oh yeah you went here look now this boom boom yeah and now
you have a free pawn you can take the pawn and let me also I was telling my
chap but like I thought trading was really good there because now his night
It's just useless. It's in the corner, you know what I mean? It's like a bad sight.
So it was it was correct for several reasons. Number one, he's attacking you so easy to just
kind of clear him off the board. Number two, his night is on the edge. So it's bad. It's not
threatening. And number three, his night used to protect this pond. So you took it. It wasn't
an accident. Like you comboed him. That was a combo. Bro, in chess there's like a domino
effect for everything I swear to God like one thing affects like 50 things
every time yep yep that's exactly right so you that was like a that was that was
a level two tactic that was a combo tactic here's a level one tactic he goes
here he's attacking your rook these ones are what yeah he's wanted it just one
move boom gave you for this so these one move and then the rest of the game you
played super smart like you you just like didn't make a mistake and then here
you went you know you push your pawn which was safe you kept the night
say if you traded because you're up you took a free pawn this was good like you
didn't blunder anything here I was slightly worried for your king but then
he just like yeah you know he just and then you did this and he lost his night
and he surrendered like you straight dude if I got this game submitted to me I
would have thought white was like 900 what really I wouldn't yeah I mean you like
what would you play fantastic I mean you're gonna I was doing what you taught
me to like when you have the lead just trade always trade because they
Yeah, and and this dude just like lost his pieces and we take those I mean, you know
I noticed the longer games when you play when the games are like 40 50 60 moves
You get a little tired and sometimes like you play without a plan, which is normal
This is my dad. Love you. This is my dad. This is my dad. Oh, you played
This is literally my dad. That is my dad
Well every time you play on just the comment saves, you know, so
Oh
Horrible this game. I played yeah, what you just gave your pot away. Don't do that
But I was at my grandparents house and we were eating pizza and I um I was talking to my grandma
So I wasn't really that focused in this match
Okay, that's fair and it's it okay. Yeah, I do it. I can definitely see we now focused
Okay, like we're not my castling. We're not going with the bishop. My dad was kicking my ass
So this night hits this and this and you gave him both of them
You just gave him both you were like I don't give a shit dude like he took your rook
Then you then you started making a comeback. Yeah, you got his night. You got his night. You locked in you were like
Yeah, I'm not gonna lose
This was all this is so unlucky by you, but he actually didn't catch it
Look he attacks your night and you were like well his rook is worth more than my night
But he could actually take this because it's check and then he would escape with his rook
But then he made a mistake. He made a one-mover. This is a mistake. You can take it now you missed it
Oh, no, let me I missed the oh
Oh, that was material man material. We need that. Yes, that that's why these one movers
Wow, he he oh, he thought that if he takes your knight, he loses his bishop, but then he did this nice
You got the fork. Okay, you wanted to save your route. That's fine. What what is this? I
Don't know. We just lose the road. Okay. Yeah, I guess there was too much pizza. Okay black to move
You're looking at it from from white's perspective black to move
You win the game on the spot
What are you saying?
If if black does something I win
No, if black does something black wins right now. Can you spot it for the opponent?
This is why this is actually a mistake. You walk a little too far into danger. Which of black's pieces can hit your king from?
That pawn can hit me that pawn
Which one the E5 pawn is terrifying because that closes off to escape roots for my king. Yeah, also
Bro, how did I win this every piece is protected also the g4 pawn? Wait my dad didn't check mate me here
What did he do?
Yeah, everything is locked. Your king has no moves. You have to think who can who can get you from black's position
I'm on a dark square. So you have to look at who?
Who can get me from black's position? Yep, you put your king on a dark square. So immediately I'm thinking of which enemy piece
Maybe the Rook well the Rook sure
Bishop
Which Bishop
Don't forget. There's a bitch. Oh my god. I didn't even fucking see that. Yeah, Bishop to H6
This is this is just straight up mate. You get mated
Oh my god, what did he do? What am I gonna do here?
Yes, okay. Now I'm gonna I'm gonna ask you a very creative question. This is not a possible move right now, but this night
Can checkmate you if and only if it landed on one square if this night became a unicorn
right now and flew to any square where would it need to be to checkmate your king can you visualize that you have no moves
It would you just have to put the night somewhere safe
His night and move it anywhere. Yeah teleport it
Maybe F5
Well F5 is it safe? Oh
No
Yep, that's that's what I'm trying. I'm just trying to get you to see that that peace interactions. Okay. How about f1?
Yeah, well you're gonna have to skip a step is f1 safe
No
Yep, I get this okay, what about night two oh my god night to
You know what screw it just block the road night to D5. Maybe it's night D5 safe. Come on. Oh my god
Let me oh my god. Okay. What about night to?
You can name every square. I need you to find the same to you
Yes, that's safe. So say yes. Yes. If I had it instantly bro. How do you see it?
It's all patterns. It's just patterns like I just spotted that
that
the king has no moves
some like all where can i attack the king boom like this move not safe
because the rook would take it
even okay we win the trade but like i'm trying to find
exactly
so or
that's what we have to like that's the next level up as we get stronger
yeah okay this game obviously it's not your it's not the level that you're
actually playing at right is this year
This isn't somebody else.
This is my brother.
This is my brother.
Oh, it's your brother?
Yes.
OK, I mean, in this game, you also played completely fine.
Now, this, I was trying my balls off,
because it's like a brotherly rivalry thing.
Yeah, I mean, it's just unfortunate you traded
like all your pieces in the beginning.
It's pretty funny.
So advanced concept, closed, open position.
Do you feel like this position is closed or open?
Well, this is his POV, right?
Yeah, but it's the same, like, your position, you know.
I just think this position is, oh, this position is closed
because I can't do my bishops anywhere.
Yes, the more pawns, this is really close.
The more pawns, the more close.
Think of pawns like a fence.
So if you both have eight pawns, I mean,
it's like two neighbors.
You put fences up on both sides,
and like, yeah, you can't see anything.
But in a closed position like this,
it's harder to move your pieces.
So in a closed position, you should look for pawn trades
because that opens things up, right?
And you should look for knights to jump around
because they're better in closed positions.
Yeah, tough shit.
There's no knights here.
So the bishops are gonna have a slow game.
It's a very tough, so your brother offered a pawn trade.
Okay?
That move, you like to push your B pawns a lot,
actually and uh...
you shouldn't
really you gotta be very you gotta be very careful because he can actually just
take this he can go boom
on the god
do you see one again your other pieces in the did he take he did take okay you
only lost upon
he lost up on two
why do we both want some of the uh...
let's not lose these funds
you want to get these pieces out
the reason you're struggling here is a very weird position
you know it's kind of everything and my my my my big dogs can't go anywhere
they can do anything
exactly now you're like okay wait a minute i lost those pawns but like now
i'm gonna get back into it
and then
you got the pawn this was great
why did he give you his rick
why did he do that
that doesn't make any sense we were in the car he screamed at he misclicked he
screamed at he misclicked
oh maybe he misclicked i don't know but this
he screamed at he didn't mean to do it
What's this is done here now? This is a I mean, this is a fantastic. Well, first of all, he should go here
He should play politics pawn
But here in this position
He has a really vicious move. So while you're distracted with these two ponds
You see how you set yourself back now you have to defend against these ponds. So
He's pinning your bishop to your king, right?
Well, I know the move
You don't even got to say the move was the move if he would have played
Bishop to b4, I'd be cooked because I can't protect because the king would be in check then it wouldn't work
Yo, how did you see that that fast?
This one was actually easy for me to see because it was like simple
Because it's like a pin and he has the bishop obviously can't move because the king's in check
But then if he goes what do you do if he goes bishop to b2? Oh, he just gave me his rock
Yeah, but but this wins it wins because if you defend yourself
Who suddenly is not being watched at all?
The bitch you abandoned. Oh, yeah, I abandoned the punk or I've ended up on
Yes, because you were thinking of your own pieces, but you abandoned his pond and he just wins here because he could just take
Like you didn't actually defend anything because he's gonna make a queen
So your only move now would be to come back and then he just you know
Will eat your ponds with his bishop and then win the game and make a queen so
Yeah, but he didn't do that for whatever reason he gave you the rook and now
It's a random game. Yeah, and so now check is good. Oh, he yeah nice
He let your palm through he should have went to your pond
He should have went to your pond
But actually even if you did that you sneak by as you're defending yeah, and you're cutting off his king
So that means he should have went which direction here. I guess he should have
Maybe went backwards to G2 or G1 G1. Yep. You have to go here a moment. Yeah, cuz then yeah
I can't convert
Exactly he has to stay in front of the pond and the way that's like with this position like
You'll notice he has to keep these two ponds on dark because if you if you sorry not two ponds if this one because if he goes
Here you just go and you eat the pond. He can't defend it anymore and
Your king can just go poop. Boop take
Yeah
You say like what if I go Rook I could eat what?
So if he goes like let's say you go here
And he pushes this pond it's on a light square now
Okay, yeah, then the bishop can't protect it. Yeah, okay, I got you.
And he can't protect it. Yeah, even if he got the best possible version, which is something like this,
like everything is protected. Everything. You can still win this position, but it's a little
trickier. So you would need to go check this out. You could push the spawn, but it gets you
nowhere. King here. You're not even threatening anything. You're doing something really messed
up to his king actually. Then you would go here and then you would go here and he is
completely sandwiched and Rook here is mate on the next move. Oh my god. Dude, I gotta
remember to use my king offensively sometimes. I swear I forget that he can be offensive.
In the end game and only if there's no queens because if the queen is on the board
you can't put your cane in the middle.
It's too dangerous.
So, I mean, dude, you're already picking up some concepts
like this concept, closed position.
This is stuff that's in my second book,
which is for intermediates, we're like 1,400.
So it's just little information,
like I need to expose you to it a little bit.
I don't need you to think like,
you'll close position, I gotta look for this and that.
We're still learning.
By the way, the audience right now is malfunctioning because I mentioned that the Rook would go here on the next move, right?
Do you see why that's a bad move right now?
Yeah, Bishop takes.
Correct.
My chat, I don't know if your chat is doing this. My chat is a little stupid though, because they don't realize, you like German words, right?
Yes, Scheisse.
Chaisa Vas I'm going to teach you another one. There's a German word word called
Tzugswang
Z U G Z W A N G Tzugswang and it means Tzugswang and what it means is the
opponent cannot make any move because every move has a drawback every move so
if the opponent pushes you take the pawn then you go to win if the
If the opponent moves the bishop this way, you checkmate.
If the opponent moves the bishop this way, you take the pawn.
If the opponent pushes the pawn, you take, then you win.
And they don't have a king move.
So White is in Zuksuang.
White cannot make a single move.
And then every move will lose.
So you don't need to know what a Zuksuang is, but now you can flex on people that
you know what a Zuksuang is in the future.
Wait, Levy, um, you're saying...
You're saying, wait, how do I mate him out of this, though?
Well, I'll play with white.
You can play with black.
Oh, gosh.
I go bishop here.
I want you to win the game.
That's all I want you to do.
You tell me a move for black.
All right.
So I had to commit my piece somewhere.
So I went here.
All right.
I would go...
I would go...
Rook C2.
Yeah, by the way, even this move, oh, actually in this case you are extremely unlucky.
You fell into the only trap that I had.
What?
So if I queen, what was your idea?
You can, I could just mate you next black.
Right, right, this checkmate, right?
So unfortunately, unfortunately, you didn't look for checks.
And I can play this first, oh my god, and now you actually lose because you don't have
time.
Oh my god.
That's why the simple move, keep it super simple.
What is the simple move if I have, if I move my bishop this direction?
Bro, I don't even know.
What was the bishop doing?
What was it used to do?
It's guarding the dark squares.
And specifically what was it guarding on this square?
The Pong? I don't know.
Yes.
So a simple move would just be take your Pong.
And now you have nothing to worry about anymore.
Yeah, eliminate the threat.
Yes.
So you went for, oh, your logical thought process there was,
okay, I go here, he makes a queen, it's checkmate.
I'm gonna play my move.
Yes.
But in chess, you have to find the negative consequence.
just because you prove yourself right doesn't actually mean you calculated
correctly because you have to assume the opponent is not an idiot right you have
to assume what's my opponent's best move his best move is this and then you
don't play your move because you're like oh my god it's not made so a lot of
beginners are like oh I go here push mate me so smart boom boom and that's
generally how it goes but as you get stronger you prove yourself wrong so
So, take, I have no idea, I don't know, I'm going to push my pawn.
So black, black, you got a few moves, beat me.
Alright, now I have to beat you here?
Yeah, this is easy.
Okay.
Even if I called Magnus, it would not help.
So I would go rook, A2.
Okay.
What are you going to do?
I don't have a lot of moves anymore, so I'm gonna go one takes one
Okay, and then I will go king
G2
Here boss yeah, that's good, right?
No, how's that bad let me it's check it is protected. No King can't check me with your king brother
wait what say you swear to God let me achieve it you can't check a king are we
are we content-forming right now no no they can't say so what no we not
progressive out here they can't touch so wait is that even legal move though no
you can't play it King can't be one child we're making no that's just the
rule bro no what no a king like you are basically boxing me in here so like I
can't the rook has to go deliver the checkmate there the king can't do it if
this was a queen it would work but yeah so alright got you so easy my next move
is just wait rook to g2 checkmate rook to g2 is almost checkmate but it are you're
threatening my king that if that was a queen you would be oh my god you're right
but that's okay because I'm setting up my next move yeah you're setting up your
next move psych okay I'm gonna survive like two more moves all right so now what
I'm gonna do is I'm going to go oh my god um wait I got this this is so
fucking easy. Rook E2. Watch this, Lavi. Now do your next move.
Yep.
Dude, you piss me off. You piss me off. You piss me off. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right.
Here. How do you like these apples? Rook C2. Now what?
That. No.
Yeah. This is the best move. This is the best move.
Yes, now you're in danger.
Dude, I was going to crack up if you went here because it looks like a guarantee.
But then, boom, and not only do you, you're going to lose your rook and I'm going to make
a queen.
I think you can survive.
But yes.
Yeah, so just grab your bishop.
You have to escape.
Yes, I'm going to check you though.
So you have to play the right move here first.
You're very close to winning.
All right.
So the correct move would just be Rook C1, easy, good game.
No, you're in check.
Fuck.
OK, correct move would be, I have to keep that pawn protected.
So maybe Rook G3, or no, Knight G3, sorry, or King, King, King.
King G3.
Yes, the King is on G3.
Oh, actually King G8.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
We were trying to like monster reborn there, you know?
Yes.
All right, I don't have a lot of moves.
f6 and now and now it was nice playing with you buddy Brooke to see
What is that number Brooke to see one good yes her to see one so you you pinned me and then it's game over because like
I have to move one of my pawns. Have you heard about stalemate? Did we talk about stalemate bro?
So I actually learned this from watching my cousin and I've actually gotten two ties from doing it if you have
have, this is what I think it is, right? If you have no legal moves, but you're not in
checkmate, it doesn't matter if you're down 25 material, you would tie the game, right?
Yep. So right now, it looks like white has no legal moves. You actually have to be really
careful here. It's very lucky that the pawns can go forward. So that's, I mean, it's
not lucky. I'm just saying, I saw you had a game, you got stalemated. You didn't
resign. You're playing some Russian guy and he just stalemated you. That was
super funny.
Time that you put this.
On stream.
Boom.
Boom.
And then you win.
Exactly.
That's how you convert your advantage.
Yes, this was a good game.
If I'm trying to like, I mean, this is kind of dumb,
but I guess it's simple.
It's like, if I'm trying to like,
if I'm trying to checkmate somebody,
how do I avoid stalemate?
But let's say they don't have pawns.
How do I avoid stalemate?
You avoid stalemate by avoiding stalemate.
That's, you know, you just always have to keep in mind
do they have a legal move?
Okay, do they have a legal move?
Let's practice this.
You're gonna learn a completely new skill today.
And you're gonna learn this very easily.
It's really not complicated.
Then I will teach you openings.
So I'm gonna remove all games.
And then I'm going to set up a very simple position.
You are playing.
Wait, Levy, I'm going to go tinkle really quick, okay?
No problem.
All right.
Shout out.
I don't even know. I don't know if he mutes the call, but shout out to the GenC chat.
Just in case.
Shout out to my chat too, but they know it's...
Boom.
Thank you, here.
I also don't know if he takes his headphones to the toilet, that'd be really funny.
What are you guys doing?
What does that mean?
Lowell getting high?
Bro, he said tinkle.
That means pee.
That does not mean smoke marijuana.
What?
How?
Brother.
I'm a good teacher. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. I appreciate that very much.
Hey, I just put out my intermediate book, not to promote, but first book was a big success.
Much bigger than I ever thought. Got a little bit lucky. Put out the first book for beginner chess,
How to Win a Chess. It's named after my YouTube series. And to date, 200,000 copies. It's crazy.
Translated into 20 languages. I got like seven or eight of them behind me. Greek, French, Spanish,
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You're a-
I like it. I like it. Yo, I'm back, Levy.
What's up, man?
All right, you see the position, King Queen? Yep.
Okay, so you're going to learn to checkmate with the king and the queen against the king.
Very useful because you get late in the game, you have a queen, they have a king, you got
to know this technique like the back of your hand and it will also help you practice not
stalemating.
Okay?
Okay.
Super simple.
Here's the technique.
The first thing that you do is you need to put your queen versus my king as if
it was a knight giving a check that's called knight opposition so if your queen
was a knight it would be check can you find a square where your queen could
move right now where if it was a knight it would be a check you actually can
move I think I enabled that you can move and if you can't then I'll do it
for you all right so this or boom yeah perfect yeah nice so if you're not
There you go. You got me in night opposition. Now, anywhere I move my king,
anywhere, diagonally one square, left one square, right one square, you need to copy
me until I get to the final row of the board. Okay? So if you just do that
technique, copycat, you're gonna get it. Okay, I go here. I went diagonally top
left one square so where do you go? No you did night opposition but you did not copy me
you went up two squares. You have to copy me exactly. It's fine we can start from here
you still have night opposition this is still a good move I just want to simplify it for
you okay I go diagonally top left one square you got to do the same movement very good
Now, I go diagonally top left, one square.
I am now on the last rank of the board, right?
If you copy me, what happens?
I believe this would be stalemate.
Yes, I think the move that you're thinking.
You can play the move just so we see it on the board.
Oh, god.
That's stalemate.
Exactly, yes.
I have no legal move.
So we would tie this?
So yes, we would tie even though.
And this happens all the time.
So the better move here is, just play a move that pins me to that last row.
Like I can't get off of it, I can't ever move forward, but it's not stalemate.
How do you do that?
So I'm trying to walk up somehow.
That doesn't quite do it.
That tech.
Okay.
What's funny is technically anywhere I go here, I'm on the last row.
Don't check me though.
You can't check me.
Not a lot.
Don't check you.
Okay.
No, you have to just control my squares.
So what is my objective? Not to check you, but to keep you there?
Yes, basically give me like two, like a ping pong ball. I'm only going to have two squares to bounce left to right, left to right, left to right.
And then you're going to bring your king to come help. You can't check me.
God dang it. Oh, sorry. See, what I would do is I would just bring my king up.
Yes, but you don't have me pinned to the, so wait, play with the king.
I want to show you why we're doing it like this.
Play with the king, right?
Okay, I go here.
You're going to keep bringing your king?
Yes, I'm going to keep running.
You're going to bring your king, right?
Okay, now what?
Checkmate.
Nope.
Because I can still run away.
And in a worst case scenario, in a worst case scenario, it could get even worse.
Check this out.
Come closer with your king again.
stalemate how oh my god oh my god so this can happen I actually thought that
when squishy had this against you he was so close to stalemating you he had a
position that looked like this I remember the position it was like boom boom
boom sorry it was like boom boom boom boom this was the position so if he had
brought his king closer it would have been stalemate all three king moves
would have been stalemate which is crazy but he went here that's what he did and
now you have space to walk left to right and now the king can come closer so
bring the king closer that's the queen but we'll take it now bring the king
closer yes you see now I now I'm like a ping-pong ball
Boop boop boop. So I go here now you have three checkmates. I
Mean you can do in your face or you can do the check. Yes, that's the one. That's like clean King is here
I can't touch Kings with you, right?
Boom and then in your face is this
Defended so the King is protecting the Queen
So let me just L shape always L shape. Yes. Gotcha. Yes exactly always
So you want to you want to do night opposition. Let's set up a totally random position and then you want to avoid
Scalemate, I'm gonna put my king here. You're gonna go queen here and king there. All right
You play wow that was that was fast damn
I'm not gonna steal here
I'm not gonna still make this lady. I'm not gonna sell like this
I'm still made it.
All right, try again, bro.
This is so hard.
Love you.
This is so hard.
No, you got it.
You just give me one.
Pin me to the like to the edge.
See, but now that you're pinned, shouldn't I just bring my king?
No, because on my next move, you're not thinking about my next move.
My next move is gonna get off the corner.
So make sure, like, choose a side.
Yo, he can't go past the A file.
He can't.
No, he can't check me.
Now I escape from the corner.
Ah, Clevvie, I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
Let me, what's the best move and why here?
I got you.
This is the A file, right?
Uh-huh.
Right now, on my next move,
I can go here or here.
I need you to make a move that shuts down this entire file.
Control the whole file.
Yes!
And now I'm stuck in a corner
and now you bring your King.
Oh my God, you're right.
You see?
Across this point you shall not pass,
you can't go fast enough.
Exactly, exactly.
I drew it with the highlights
because I think it's easier to visualize.
So I just have to make it to where your king goes back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, and then I can start to keep going.
To be honest, it doesn't really matter even if the queen is here. Like ultimately, even if the queen is here, chase me down with the king.
You're going to need the king a little closer obviously, right? Because, yeah.
And now you want the king, you will careful. Always make sure I have a legal move.
Okay that's actually that's even more accurate because you push me here now you already have
checkmate you have the in-the-face checkmate directly straight yeah and yeah there you go
boom I got you dog picking up where you put down there you go and and that's why it's
important to learn not to stalemate because late in the game and by the way there's like look
like there's ways to make this, I mean,
this is what I used to do with students back in the day.
Like I would do something completely ridiculous like this.
I'm just gonna set up something super random,
you know, something like this.
And then I would be like, I would tell them,
white to move, find a stalemate.
Like you have to, and that will help you practice
how to not do it, right?
So right now I have this legal move, pawn to G7, pawn, king, king to G7.
So you need to be able to visualize here, where's the stalemate, like where, white to
move?
I'm black or I'm white here.
No, no, you're playing with white because you only, I only have a king.
So you need to make a move with white that is stalemate.
I want you to find the move so that you make a move and I have no more legal
moves. It's not easy. Rook g4. Yeah, what the, how did, yo, that's the one. That's great.
Rook g4. Yeah. Because you can't go here, you die, can't go here, you die, can't go here,
you die here you die here you die yeah and it's not check very good very good
and that's what we want to avoid we want to avoid that would be the most brutal
gut wrenching tie ever yes you do have I think I can't I don't know if there's
more than one checkmate but there is a checkmate the checkmate is this can you
see my arrow yeah I guys I can see it yeah easy so Queenie five it hits the
Kings Bishop protects King is boxed and the bit can't take the Bishop because
that like that's the cool thing is that there's like a wall and is defended yeah
dude finding this in like five seconds is crazy but that's like that's what you
do I mean you learn these little techniques like the clean and then you
know the queen and two queens and yeah that's that's that's sick how's your
brain feeling you have you have energy for openings yes I got some energy for
openings I want to learn that uh caro con caro con all right let's do it
let's do it let's do it all right I'm gonna flip it so you see it from
black's perspective. Okay, white opens Ponzi E4. You see E4 on the board?
Yep. Now, normally we go symmetrical. The Carl Kahn starts with Ponzi C6 against Ponzi
E4. This is a building block. Like a Lego. Yes, but yes. Every opening has a pro and
So the pro of this opening is you put two pawns in the center and then you don't get scholars made it ever, basically, ever.
They can never put the bishop there. They can't go queen here. It doesn't work.
In the future you get this knight out. Now, by the way, if you don't like it, if you don't like it, there's kind of like the Express Connocon, which I messaged it to you.
It's the Scandinavian. You go pawn here. And the idea is when they take, you get your queen out, and then all these pieces come out very quickly.
pieces come out very fast like bam bam wait that's kind of sexy dude you like
this one I like that better okay here's the breakdown super simple how can white
attack your queen right now night to see three fantastic this is by far the most
common move night to see three can I just check my father no so you don't want
check him because he's just gonna block and keep keep developing you want to put
your queen somewhere far away and very safe where is far away and very safe but
not like to the home square where do we go far away and very safe
I don't really know yes oh really yes that's that's yes that is them that's
what they call the main line that's the most common move yep you go to the
edge of the board you leave your queen there you leave your queen there here's
Here's the game plan now.
Develop this night, okay?
Develop the light square bishop out there.
Develop this night to there or here.
And the way my wife likes to play this position, it's a little aggressive.
She likes to castle that way so that when they castle this way, you just launch a massive
pawn attack on them because your king is not there, you understand?
So Levy, but here's the thing that will happen, I think, right?
So what about this?
Yeah.
That's annoying.
But if they do that, what do you do?
Oh, wait.
I can just take?
Wait, this is broke.
This is overpowered.
Yeah, the creature sticks.
And what's funny is, so here's the crazy part,
you just straight up ask me a question without even knowing.
This is called the Lionheart Gambit.
It's got a sick name.
So it's a gambit.
Remember Gambit?
They give you a pawn.
And then they can try to hit you with some tricks.
So every opening you play, there are some bullshit tricks
the opponent can try.
And they can get you out of your comfort zone.
Every opening has it, really.
You can't escape it.
With black, you're susceptible to gambits,
because you go second.
That's chess.
And then with white, if you like that style,
you can go crazy with white.
You can play gambits, too.
You can just have a gambit repertoire.
You always play gambits.
The move you played is not, it's seen less than like 2% of the time, roughly.
So most games, you get to develop all your pieces.
For example, Night Here, what would be your next move?
Just developing.
Easy.
Let's say, you know, people will play Bishop, I don't know, here.
This is not even a good move, because you can't take it, but you can block it, right?
So how do you block this check?
What's the best way?
Yeah, fantastic.
Now, this is also a super sneaky move, pawn here,
in the Scandinavian, because your queen can escape.
You see that?
Oh, it's got a little back door here.
Exactly.
That's super helpful for when they try to attack you.
So like, OK.
And now develop your light square bishop.
Perfect.
Eye castle.
Yes, you're pinning the knight, so the knight can't move.
Now finish your development, your other knight
and your other bishop.
Excellent.
I know it doesn't look like much.
Like the knight's not doing anything,
but it's much more useful there than on its home square.
People like to go here.
And then this bishop needs to get out,
so you will put a bunch of light squared spikes
in the center which is cool.
So yeah, you see you have this brick wall.
They can't break through.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, this is fucking clean.
Yeah, this is a really easy opening to play.
Like it's super easy.
Then what, what, um,
you see where my bishop is trying to do?
Yeah, your bishop is kind of attacking this queen
if this whole.
Yeah, I'm looking for exactly.
So now you can sneak away.
You can think of a way using that little space, yeah, perfect, boom, you spotted it.
Now I play like, yeah, if that opens up, yes, I go like Rook here, and now you can choose.
You can choose, do you castle long and go crazy, or do you develop your bishop, and castle
short side, and you got all your pieces out, and the game is super easy after that,
and then we build experience.
Like maybe you play a game, you do this, and it doesn't work out, okay, the next
game you castle the other way.
This is the Scandinavian.
Like this is, you know, whichever way you castle after this,
there you go, you just learn an opening in like five minutes.
And then now you, what you do is you play it
and you see like, oh crap, I lost my queen.
I shouldn't do that.
Oh crap, like I did this and then, you know,
I could have done something a little bit better.
That's, yeah, that's like learning an opening.
It's the Scandinavian.
All right, from the beginning.
Now this is the Karo-Kam.
No, Scandinavian.
Scandinavian defense.
that's what you're playing like a Viking. Wait, but I thought this isn't it. I thought
I was supposed to do this first. Oh, yes. Oh, it's lagging for me. Mine might have a
pawn at c6 right now. Oh, do you? Okay, hold on. That shouldn't, that's absolutely,
is it clear now? Now it's clear. Okay, Scandinavian. I'm ready. Boom. Yes, takes. I attack
Queen. Now remember, you don't need to play the exact move every time because, look, sometimes
sometimes I go here. Is there any reason to play this move?
No, no, no.
Your queen's not under attack.
I just talked about that.
So, exactly. The opening is not like, oh, I gotta play the same moves every time.
No, we're playing logical moves. Okay, you go here. You move your queen. I go
I go Bishop, here this time.
Yup, I play Pawn here.
Levy, I'm getting nervous now.
No, that's all good, that's part of being a human.
Remember when you play,
they don't know what opening you studied, so.
Oh, this is such a good play.
Oh my God, I should have did that.
Yeah, no, Bishop is fine, it's all good.
Look, now I'm playing a play
something you've never seen before.
Oh my God, like now what?
So now, like, do we panic and shit our pants? Or, like, do we just play a normal move?
Preferably the second one.
Cool, calm, and collected.
Um, we just stay calm.
Fine.
I go...
Pony 3.
Fuck. Fuck.
Okay, we kind of got a little bit caught, but let's recover and let's finish the opening.
Is that a take-take?
This is a counting exercise. So how many of White's pieces see the night?
Two.
More.
Three.
One, two, three. So you can't take this, because you only have two things protecting.
protecting. So when I pushed my pawn, it was actually better for you to jump into the
middle because then you attack my bishop and you can move around.
Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
I mean, it's just chess. Like you never saw this situation before so you can't always
play it correctly. Now finish your development.
I love this play here.
Yep, I go here. I block my Queen. Sometimes they won't even do that. And now you can…
Now you can't castle, right, if you take it with your King.
Yeah, but you play that move with the intention that I'm going to take with my King, but
I'm not going to do that. You see what I mean about proving yourself
right versus proving yourself wrong?
Yeah, because you're like, oh, if King takes,
you can't castle, but I'm not gonna do that.
So how do you just keep developing here?
Yeah, you get the pawn out on the next move.
Okay, in this case, I can take this,
but you can, yeah, very good.
If I go here, did you lose this pawn by accident?
Or no?
What pawn?
I just took it with a bishop.
Or did it not update for you? Oh, okay. No, no, no, thank yes, exactly. So it's not it's not hanging
It's not free very good. So one takes one takes let's assume. I'm not stupid. Let's assume I go here
So how do you finish your development?
Yeah, Bishop and then I play like I don't know I play like
here
And then I go like
You can choose actually which way to castle so you always you have a choice
What what should I be thinking about when I choose my side Levy? What do you think? What should I be thinking about?
Honestly, it's it's totally a preference thing like you can play whichever one you want if you go on the same side
You're attacking chances are a bit smaller and it's a little safer if you
do this
like long side
Yeah, you pin like your rook sees the whole board. So if the bishop moves they would lose their bishop
I mean they would lose their queen. It's a choice thing honestly like it. I
It doesn't matter. There's no one size fits all so I
Wish I could tell you always castle one way or always castle the other but I don't like to just like that
That's yeah, so yeah, this is the Scandinavian now
Keep in mind with when you play openings and chess
they can play something else on the first move. There is no Scandinavian defense
against this. Yeah. Yeah. So what I always say here, remember I messaged you about
Queen's Gambit? Yes. So in Queen's pawn games, it like Queen's pawn, you move the
Queen's pawn first. d4, d5, right? So the easy way to play this opening,
Super easy with white or with black. D and C pawns go together. So D and C can
actually walk together like you can even give it up because if you take it you
lose the center. How does white take the whole center here? How would white take
the center you said? Yeah the full center because you went off center so now
white here can get multiple pawns in the center. Yeah, exactly. Pawns to E4. Boom.
And so one easy thing that I actually, and my wife is rated like 900, she's used
this to get that high rated. Against Queen's Pawn, you can play something
super simple. I like to call it the triangle. You go pawn here and then
you develop your knight and then you develop your pawn like this.
And then you develop this bishop and then you develop this and the reason I do it like this is because I don't want to box in the
Bishop you see this is the triangle, but I don't want to box in the Bishop and
Oh my god, that is beautiful because they all just protect each other
Yeah, it's very nice and then you bring your bishop and then you bring this but remember in a closed position
Like this at some point you have to break out or else you're gonna have no moves
so it's super solid but you might find like yo I can't move any pieces so you'll
have to trade a pawn you'll have to trade knights like this but get all these
pieces out like Bishop here Knight here Bishop will be out here so something
like this this and you have a beautiful position like you control this you
You can show this, and then even here, if you want,
if you want, this is a little risky,
but you can even long castle there and start an attack,
but a little bit dangerous,
because White also is gonna attack you.
So, yeah.
Dude, I feel like I win most of my games in my elo
with my knight, because people like,
just he always breaks through in the weirdest ways.
And I lose the most games in the night.
Yeah, the game that you literally just won
before we met up, like the guy
lost his bishop to your night and then he lost like another pawn and I mean
just love those pieces like you just bro it's cuz the night is a sneaky bastard
he's a sneaky fucking bastard yeah like it doesn't look like he's killing things
sometimes but he really is killing things yeah it takes everything it's the
best piece for beginners that they are better than bishops so like you're
gonna practice you have to play a few openings on your own you have to play
a few games on your own and then I can give you feedback you can also use
The game review would be like, yo, that opening went terribly.
What happened?
That opening went great.
What happened?
You're going to get a lot of people
who play like complete nonsense.
So you don't even have a chance to play your opening,
because they're just like losing their pieces.
No example greater than this.
Look, I'm going to clear the board.
Board is clear for you.
So like I go for Scandinavian, right?
Yeah, so like, no, I'm going to make them.
Like I go Pawnee 4, you go for Scandinavian.
OK, and I play Queen here.
Yeah, so then Scandinavian just done already.
Yeah, it's not, it's done, you win a pawn, exactly.
Like they're trying to scholars mate you.
That's what they're trying to do.
So there's a, so how do you stop that?
Like how do you, I mean, we can't do our Scandinavians.
So how do we just not get checkmated here?
Like they're, yeah, fantastic.
Now it's good.
Now it's good, it's great.
Okay, now they play Queen here.
What's the threat?
I don't, oh God.
Yeah, very good.
You're strong enough now that you know like you don't need to do anything crazy here. You can just lit so that's like
That's the move you would think you need to play because you attack the Queen dude
You can just develop just develop and block the attack with who?
Oh
Yeah, not that one remember remember they can take okay, so we know
Wait, so I can develop here you think oh like this. Yes. Yeah. Yeah
You're super solid everything's defended everything's defended. They can't do anything. Yeah
No, I'm gonna make a mistake in a game
I hope not but you like even if you did you would make it once and then never again
And then you know the bishop and then castle and then like it's not a Scandinavian
But so you're gonna have a lot of people do stuff like this. I've had people do this
Because I did a slow run. I started at 400. So I had people go
Queen here and then I take and then they try to scholars made me and then I take their queen
So like people like legitimately brain dead like they're just playing scholars make I don't know what they're doing
Then I had people you know like take and it's like okay
Well, I just developed my night and my other night and then my bishop and then like
That's yeah, this happens a lot
And every time you play an opening and you face something for the first time
That you haven't seen previously you you know you get better
I played probably like 4,000 Scandinavian games as black. It's one of my main openings, especially online. I've beaten some really good players
I like it. Um
Who's the best player you've ever beat?
Probably he caru
I beat he caru one time
Is it a car like world number two? Yeah, that was a sick game, too. It's one of my proudest games
Can you show me that game, please?
Yeah, I can
Dude, yeah, I did not know that what the fuck wait let me you can easily be GM, bro
I wish it was that easy. You know, I wish it was that easy. I've beaten you know
I've beaten I beat Fabiano, Karawana. He's also he's world number three. I beat him like twice
So bro, let me you could get to you have bro. Yeah, ask how many times that he car will beat me though
How many times the car will be you probably like 20?
So he beat you 20 times you know, bro. How far is like?
Okay, if Magnus Carlson didn't exist, do you think people would say Hikaru is the best player ever?
Unequivocally, yes. Like, if Magnus had not existed, I think Hikaru definitely would have been a world champion like four or five times.
Like in speed and also in long. Fabiano is regarded as like probably the second best player in the world in long games.
But Hikaru, if Magnus didn't exist, would have probably had like five world championship titles, yeah.
titles yeah yeah she's crazy let me I want to see how you beat a caru and then
like what your thought process was because that is insane bro yeah I can
I can show you let me go real quick yeah and then I will be right back chat a
few peas I could play a bullet
bro that's actually fucking aura he be a car dude all right chat bullet let's
maximum brain rot. Scandinavian.
I hate bullet. This is blasphemy. Bullet is blasphemy. This is blasphemy. This is not
chess. This is not chess. You're not gonna mate me. You're not gonna check mate me. You're
not gonna check mate me, bro. You're not gonna check mate me in 30 seconds. Yeah,
Fucking right. Yeah, fucking right. Yeah, right.
Do not checkmate, shit.
Oh no, he might checkmate me now.
But he's not going to check me, there's no time, there's no time, all right.
Yeah, but guys, guys, guys, guys, it's bullet, I'm not even, I'm just clicking, you know,
I could have took more time to think though, that was kind of on me.
I could have took more time to think though.
You played a game?
You don't want to watch it.
Just Levy.
Was it Bullet?
It was Bullet.
I blundered everything, bro.
I blundered everything.
Don't worry.
Wait, so Levy, how could I watch you beat a car?
Is it like inChess.com?
It's, I mean, I have made a video a long time ago,
but I can just show it to you.
It's not a full-up game.
This is fucking old, bro.
Let me see G&P cars.
Levy, another hypothetical question.
Yeah.
Could a 2,000 elo player beat Magnus Carlson if he played him a thousand times?
You know, like, you would think probably, probably, but honestly, probably not.
Like, you would need to get him completely exhausted.
And obviously, if you just account for like, oh, the energy level would be the same every game?
No. Like literally no.
I mean like energy level would be the same every game.
Yeah probably not.
There was this really funny reddit thread, like a thought experiment, like you're locked in a room
and you have to like, the only way to escape is to beat Magnus Carlson in the game of chess.
And like you will literally never escape the room. It's just not possible.
VAS!
You have a higher chance of beating like Michael Jordan at basketball because you could just throw the ball
and you have a higher chance. So there's no variance, like skill always wins in chess.
Yeah, it's it's crazy. All right. I got you. This was my this was my game. How do I watch it?
Are you in the oh, you're not in the classroom. You have to come back. Oh, no, invite me again. Sorry
No, no, I got you. I'm gonna. It's got to come in here. I did you. All right. It's you versus
I was like, he would play in online tournaments because there was no physical tournaments.
So he would play in those online tournaments and I would like be one of the commentators
on his channel because he couldn't stream while playing.
So we would cast hit like his tournaments for me, you know, a year and a half.
And we're still, we're still cool.
I just don't like streaming on a stream.
I just don't like streaming on a stream.
a year and a half and we're still we're still cool. I just don't like stream on his channel every day like in the pandemic, but
Yeah, and so we would like play random games and
Yeah, I beat him in this game and then he like locked in and he beat me 10 straight so that was
When you didn't have to feel that it feel like like where you really I did my heart was like in my throat like
Like, it was pounding, and you know anxiety with chess and like elo and playing like live
games, it only gets worse with age.
That's the thing.
You get really nervous, you get really nervous because you're like, oh my god I'm like so
close and you have a goal.
Like dude, I told you already, when you're like 9.95 and you're a game from a thousand,
you're gonna be shook, you're gonna be like, oh my god like this is, I'm so close.
So I played, by the way, I played Karo Khan against Kikaru.
Nice.
He did this.
You see the moves, right?
Yep.
I see everything.
We traded.
So he played what's called exchange variation, where he like he exchanged the pawns.
I brought my knight.
He defended his center.
And then here I played this setup where I put my queen here and then I get my bishop
out and then I try to castle this way.
So it's just one of the ways.
Very sexy.
Let me.
similar to how I tell you there I brought my bishop back I could have moved it
also to the left side it's all possible he attacked my queen I blocked so he took
I took and now rather than taking my night because then I would get his bishop
he didn't want to lose the bishop he castled and I developed my other bishop
I developed my other night you see it's I mean this is like what I'm teaching
I'm just developing and then he went here and basically here I made a
decision. I was like he's threatening my knight so if I castle this direction he's
gonna open my king. So it's just like I taught you. He castled that way I
castled the opposite way so I declared that I'm hostile. I'm trying to I'm
trying to you know checkmate Hikaru basically. So he went knight here he
didn't take my knight he ended up backing up so I made him back up and I
I slid my king so that I could protect this pawn.
My king is safe.
And then at some point I was like, OK,
I think it's time to attack.
I mean, I made all the moves, right?
So I went pawn here.
And my idea is to launch the pawn attack.
So you see he backed up to his king.
He was protecting himself.
And then I pushed my pawn.
So what do you think I'm going to do with this pawn?
I don't know.
I'm going to keep going.
I'm going to bulldoze this game.
Why doesn't he just do this?
Pawn f4, because then your knight's dragging, and his queen opens up.
Pawn f4 is, honestly, it's like, it's a completely reasonable move.
I think he didn't play pawn to f4 because he thought my knight would zigzag in, maybe.
I don't know.
Like, maybe he didn't like that I get more active, but the move you've suggested
is completely reasonable.
chest very often there are choices. So in the game he took my bishop and then I went
here so that my look my knight left and now my queen and my bishop are pointed at his
king. So I'm pointed this way but I'm still not threatening anything but then he missed
my idea of this move. So this move looks like I want to keep pushing right look I have
I don't know, do you want off of this?
Yeah, so I actually, I found a cool idea that he can't defend against and he totally missed
it.
So, you know, I'm trying to go here, I'm trying to take, so what I'm doing here is
called Pawn Storm.
Pawn Storm is when you launch Pawns at the opposing king and you try to like trade
them down and you, you know, you remove their defenses.
Pawn Storm works when you haven't castled that way.
Imagine my king was over here, it wouldn't work because I would be weakening my own
your week but I see I see but there but there was a hidden idea behind my move it
had nothing to do with this pawn actually it had to do with this square I
played night here like a Trojan horse and my idea is to play night here and
smother his king to death in the corner he has no escape so when I played
night h5 I remember thinking like yo am I winning like cuz I don't see how he
can stop five pieces attacking his king. Look at that. I didn't see it. Queen brook. Yeah.
Yep. Like I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna get in by the way. This is battery, but if it
was flipped, you know, if it was flipped, I would have like much more, much more. Anyone
here? And I was like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. My I know you are
not supposed to push where you're being attacked. This can't possibly be good.
Also, do you remember the pawn, the special pawn, French word?
a pose pose you're not something like yes in passing on pass on all pass on yes on
pass on with a P so he moves two squares he stands side by side with me boom
Wait, so if you just wait, if you just do this, knight G3, what happens?
Is that checkmate or no?
No?
So you have a black pawn on G3 right now, right?
Yes.
Yeah, knight G3.
Oh, no, no, no, no, sorry.
Now I see.
Now you see the black pawn on G3.
Yes.
Sometimes there's a bug so I took with the pawn. You're saying had I gone with my knight. That's your question
Oh, that would be trashed. I'll be bad, right? Because he would take right take. Yeah. Yeah
Yes, but once this is gone that that's my next move like he literally cannot take my pawn back
Yeah, when I when I did this I was like, oh, I think I'm gonna win but like okay, it's he car. Oh, he's gonna defend
So he goes here
He's attacking what your queen
Yes, very good. So I have to move my queen out of the way. I went here. Why? Because where's my queen heading?
He's still setting up this barrage.
I'm setting up the right, but long move. My next move is going to be what? How do I get as far as possible?
I'm going to go straight up to his king.
Yeah.
So I slid over, I go to his king, he took my bishop, and guess what?
I didn't take back.
So I let him take my bishop.
And now it's Rook's...
Well, what's the point of that queen though, Levy?
I actually have a checkmate threat right now.
Like if he had gone here, how does Black win the game on this move?
Pawn to G2.
Yeah dude, I could have made it Hikaru with a Pawn.
I would have been sick.
I would have been pawn to G2.
Now he saw it.
He saw my idea.
So he went here.
Right?
Pawn is blocked.
But the conclusion of this game is so sick.
So I go pawn to G2 anyway.
Because when he takes, I play this anyway.
And he can't take with the pawn.
So he loses his queen.
Oh my god.
Queen because he's getting the Rook the Rook because the Rook yeah yes and now I
was really proud of how this game ended so the game ends in a crazy way I
actually thought I threw so I sacrificed the Rook before that was even my thing
I sacrificed the Rook when he takes and then I was like oh my god do you
realize what I just did to my own Queen you sandwich it for the bishop
yeah and I'm I'm my king is there he's gonna take my queen oh my god yeah so
how do I prevent that like how do I just disallow him from playing Bishop
takes Queen how do I his next move which takes Queen unless you take the
Bishop unless they take the Bishop but he didn't lose my Queen I don't want to
lose my Queen so what the fuck how do you put him in no you can't put him in
What the fuck can you do I pinned his bishop again? Oh my god
Right because now and he can't take and I'm threatening to take if I take his bishop. It's checkmate. So he went here
It's crazy position. Can I take his rook?
Yeah, of course easy I
Can't King's threaten shy exactly exactly
So I was like yo, this is insane like and I'm like wait a minute
I need to block the pin. How do I block this pin? I only have one move that but this connects my king
Well, that would take his bishop
But check out this move
95 so now he's not pinning my queen to my king anymore
He's not putting my queen of my king. I can move my queen again now. You could do whatever the hell you want
Yes, and he went here and this this was a really really beautiful conclusion
So, he's attacking my queen and he's only threatening to take it with a rook.
And I played this really sick move.
I was super proud of this.
I went here.
Oh yeah.
And the point is he can only take my queen with his rook.
But if he does that, rook takes h2 is checkmate and he's mated.
Despite me being down a rook and a bishop, he gets checkmated.
Take, take, yeah.
And so after this it's over.
No, I played Knight here and he surrendered.
But my next move was to take the Bishop.
What's crazy is I can take the Bishop with either of my pieces.
So I can take with my Rook, and this is Checkmate, or the much more epic way,
I can sacrifice my Queen, and it's the same thing.
And I swarm him and it's Checkmate.
So the way I won this game was unbelievable.
Like pawn here, and then like winning the Queen,
pinning the queen and then sacking my rook and then pinning him so he can't take my queen
and then like this barrage was just insane.
Good shit.
That's insane.
My strength, like my, I'm an attacking player.
So when I sense that like I have a strong attack building up, I can develop an attack
from very far.
You'll notice like how did I attack him from this position?
You know?
You just saw it.
And I just, yeah, I just like H5 and then when I, when I did this, I was like,
oh, I think he caught a blunder.
And then like, when I saw this move, I was like, oh, he's desperate.
That's a bad move.
Like he knows his position is bad.
And then I got my queen in and I, and yeah, the rest of this is three.
Bro, it's insane.
That's my favorite thing about chess is like one bad thing doesn't seem that bad in the
moment, but like with five or six proper moves, you can really just win the game.
If you really just series the attack, like if he makes one big mistake, it's like
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and then it's game over.
You know what I mean?
As long as you make the right moves.
Yeah.
coolest is when you know what they're gonna do. Yeah, because as a beginner, a lot of your moves
will be surprises. They're gonna play a move, you're gonna go, oh, I didn't see that. Because,
yes, you're not strong enough. You can't. Like, you're gonna get good at anticipating occasionally,
but most of beginner chess is like, he plays a move and you go, what? He just gave me a bishop.
Like, why did he do that? But this game, like to beat Hikaru, you have to know what he's
gonna do the whole time. And I'm trying, but I don't do it consistently well enough to
to beat him every time, or ever.
This was the only time I ever did it.
I've had positions against DeKaru where I was winning,
but then he tricks me.
Like he plays really good defensively,
and I don't finish off the job.
This time I finished off the job.
I also finished off the job in like insane fashion.
You know, like, sack my fuckin' arm like he's in.
Yeah, but no, I never got close against Magnus.
Magnus is too strong.
And Magnus has a really good style.
His style is a bit more boring,
and so it's hard to attack him,
because the attack and he just like slaps the crap out of me.
He just like super defense.
And yeah, so this was almost six years ago.
That's insane dude.
So yeah.
It's nice.
Well, I like it.
I'm a go game and stuff, bro,
but thank you so much bro
for getting another amazing session of help dude.
And now it's time to beat the car.
This was a lot of fun.
Next time we can do a challenge.
Yeah. And also, I might be setting up a chess tournament with a bunch of streamers soon.
So it'd be good to get some more training in before then, too.
Oh, that's sick.
That's what we do.
We got to we got to make sure you beat Squishy in a final.
Yeah, I feel bad.
I feel bad because he was like playing even before we met.
And my chat was like, oh, you got to coach him.
And now I'm like, damn, I'm coaching JC to beat him.
But fuck it, whatever.
It's like, yeah.
Well, by the way, what's a good way to do the chess tournament to where,
like, you just don't get anybody that's like a thousand.
Just keep it all under a thousand or something that way anyone can be anyone kind of thing
We can
Yeah, we can talk about it like on discord
We can also bring in somebody from chest calm
You just basically get you know people who play on chest calm and you know
You see their rapid rating and if you guys like are all under a certain rating you just set it up
Would you do it like live in person? Yes?
So well we practice to it online when we do it all through chess commas
We'd get like 16 streamers all above like a thousand below and see which streamers the best at chess
It'll probably be fun. I know there's a lot of people that want to play it too.
Yeah, dude, let's do it. I mean I've
For a long time
I wanted to do like a big actually youtuber tournament because you know like huge youtubers like Ryan Treyhan place chest
He's so good. He's like 1500. So fuck. I did not even know that that's
Tons of concentrators play chess. They just don't talk about it
But so many play and like it would be yeah, it'd be massive like it's so we could totally do it
dude, whenever yeah, like whenever I mean like a I
I don't know if you're in like a boring fucking car ride or whatever like chess just passes time so fast
You know it because you're so locked in it takes like all of your brain
So you kind of forget the world around you just like chess. It's pretty it's pretty sick
Dude, I've been playing chess 25 years and I play every day even like on the couch watching something
I'll play like 10 to 20 games minimum every day. So yeah, I mean it's it's great and today was great, dude
I hope like I hope you enjoyed. Thank you man. No, I had a lot of fun, bro. Seriously
But I'll talk to you about that tournament and then if you want to do challenges stuff in the future, dude
Yeah, let's do it. I love you. Peace out, bro. It was fun yet again always is man and have a great day, bro
Yeah, you too, man. Take it easy. Peace. Peace
Dude, let me so go to bro like bro. He knows so much shit. It's actually fucking ridiculous
Bro, when he gives me the puzzles chat, I don't even know what the fuck. I'm doing. I don't know what the fuck
I'm doing bro like like he gets like I said he's like oh there's a checkmate here
And I'm like wait what there's a fucking checkmate here. Are you fucking serious?
But all right boys chat we have a crazy ass
Rocket League tournament today guys
$50,000 Rocket League tournament. I need to lock the fuck in it's at 730
My teammates are Sina and sketch
I don't know. I don't know how it's gonna go, but I should probably warm up. I should probably warm up
It's the only kid one million subs on YouTube wait for realsies
Do you mean GG Lord have mercy? What?
It's only kid a million subs on YouTube. No, he's like brown deserve deserve chat. I'm gonna I'm gonna warm up a little bit
I'm gonna practice. I
Don't Italy wait. What do you mean Italy? Italy's out of the World Cup
So much shit has happened today. What? Italy's out of the World Cup?
Cap.
Italy failed to qualify for the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
After losing a penalty shoot-up to Bosnia and Herzegovina in the playoff final on March 31, 2026, following a 1-1 draw an extra time, Italy lost 4-1 on pins, marking the third consecutive failure to reach a World Cup.
Italy previously beat Northern Ireland.
And what three consecutive World Cups they have not made.
What the actual fuck?
Jack, one of my football coaches when I was a kid was from Bosnia, his name was Dennis.
That's insane.
Jack, oh my God.
Boys, crazy.
That is insane.
That's insane bro, Italy's one of the best international clubs ever.
That's kind of crazy to me.
That's kind of insane to me because Italy's actually one world cup before.
I don't know.
A lot of the people that like haven't won world cups don't qualify but Italy's won.
It's weird that they can't qualify.
I'm going to go pee really quick.
I'm going to go pee.
I'm going to go pee.
Thank you.
you
No!
Chat!
$50,000 Rocket League tournament for today.
The biggest Rocket League, that's the biggest prize bowl of a tournament I've ever played.
Phantom set it up.
$50,000 Rocket League tournament for today bro.
My team is Cina and Sketch.
Chat.
Do y'all think we could win?
Remember, most of the teams in the tournament are going to be asked, wait, there's a 2v2
tournament at 6, I'm going to play that, I'm going to play that.
Let me get warm really quick.
I'm going to play my 3s placements.
Just to get in the rhythm of playing 3s because it's a 3v2 tournament.
Brian, I need to grind today.
I need to grind today.
Chat, 2v2 tournament in like 8 minutes!
Sin and Sketch, GG.
Bro, chill bro. Sin and Sketch, they're gonna be fine.
They're gonna be fine, they're gonna be fine.
They're gonna be fine.
Bro, I hate Fennec. I don't understand.
I don't understand the Hydrone Fennec bro.
I don't think, I don't think Fennec...
I don't think Fennec is that good.
I don't know I just it feels too it feels too short yeah give me out can I get a retweet
I just feel like fennec it's just too low to the ground
Fuck it, these are my placements.
Yo, you guys said sketch is on? Does he wanna warm up?
Does sketch wanna warm up?
We need to win today, like I'm a...
I like never want to tournament ever.
We need to fucking win!
I'm not warm-up.
Hey cap, by the way, I know y'all are tough as shit.
Oh, I think she is so bad.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me warm up.
Alright, just shut the fuck up for a second!
Let me warm up.
I'm going to call Steph.
That's the goal. We watch this.
Chad, Jinxie called him.
Tell him Jinxie called him.
Jinxie called him. Jinxie called him.
We need to win the tournament!
I'm not losing this shit
Of course, he didn't take out of course my teammates not lost at all my teammates not lost at all
I think the best team in the tournament besides us is agent and Joe bark agent and Joe bark
Oh, he's in a game! Wait, nice!
He's in a game!
Stop him.
By the last time I've been stolen.
I almost don't want him!
I almost dunked on that pussy!
Oh my god, I've been clean!
BAH!
Bro, a $50,000, like that is ACTUALLY insane!
I've never played in a tournament for 50k a check.
Bro, I gotta go log in.
I'm sorry, bro. Fennec is the most overrated thing in video game history
Bro, people say Fennec has the same hitbox as Octane. He's awesome, right? I'm telling you I just can't prove it
Fuck! See what Octane would have hit back. What Octane would have... Yo, sketch.
Hey, hey, hey yo, yo, yo, what's up with you?
Yo, yo, yo, hey, hey, hey, sketch, sketch.
What? Yo, yo, what's up with you? Nothing much.
Yo, sketch, okay.
Yo, yo, nothing much.
Yeah, so first thing I wanted to first face I wanted to cover step this is a
$50,000. Yes, I'm all for having a good time having a couple laps
that shit. Yes, you need to win this tournament. $50,000 tournament catch. I
would make the case that we have one of the best use of the tournament and I
don't know how good sin is. I don't think she's ever played the game before.
That's interesting, let's get me and you as a duo, I think with your capabilities and my capabilities we can win
It's gonna help me a lot
And my capabilities just got better because I went for a walk and cleared my head
Oh you went for a walk? That's good, that helps you with gaining?
Yep
Wait, I'm about to go stand in my phone
Really, really cleared my head
Yeah, well how far are you in the game?
well I just scored a screamer. There's a 2v2 tournament in five minutes you want
to play this after my game it's 40 seconds my game is 40 seconds. Yes I'm
on savings account okay that's fine I already have that account at it. Take a McFly right yes we
Yeah, we've been 2v3ing this entire time.
Are you guys gonna be gone?
Holy shit.
I don't want a 2v3, Scatch.
Scatch, I'm in a 2v3 now.
And it's time. That's our ass.
Yeah, you scored a stricter.
Oh my god. That's a squishy shot.
OH MY GOD!
Actually, it's not bad. Actually, it's not bad.
What the fuck?
Sketch, we're gonna put this sort of into the bag. I promise you.
Sketch, I promise you, this is the best five-liter pit of my life.
Sweet mother of Neptune.
I just want to leave you for a second.
That might be the best goal in my career, that is the best goal in my career, and that's
game, and that's game, what?
Cinema!
That was actually cinema, oh my god!
Wow, what a goal, what a fucking goal, what a fucking goal.
So sketch you ready? Two minutes.
Sketch, sketch, sketch, the tournament.
Sketch, what are your movement?
I hear movement, sketch the tournament.
I'm coming.
Get my door dish, get my door dish.
Did you just rip a pod?
No, no, no, no.
I heard the air, was that a pod rip?
It's me running, it's just me gasping.
No, that was a fucking ball grip, dude.
Sketch.
That's not a ball grip.
Sketch, we have a tournament in a minute, bro.
Get in the lobby.
Sketch, we're gonna miss the tournament.
We're gonna miss the tournament.
Sketch, you got this.
Request a joint.
How do I?
Jaycee Pink, what's the name?
I invited you, bro, I invited you.
Jaycee Peekin.
What's the name?
Jaycee Peekin joined it.
I've invited you a hundred times.
Request a joint, request a joint.
Yeah, yeah, all right one sec. I'm gonna accept you.
Oh my god, nice sketch.
All right, let's try to start some one minute.
Sketch, what team name do you want?
Um, uh, girl dad.
Girl dad.
What does that mean?
Like we're girl dads.
Yeah, but I don't have a baby girl.
I'm a sketch.
Oh my god.
Hello?
Yo.
Yo.
What?
Yo, sketch.
What are you with girl bags?
What's wrong with my hand?
Yo.
Yes, with Bonnie.
Yeah, yeah, of course, bro.
Yeah, me and Bonnie glue have a-
Wait.
If you put it in-
No, no, sketch.
Is that what you want on a date with?
Wait, take it.
No, no.
Now, Skats, it's a really-
Oh, Skats!
By the way, Skats, I'm gonna see you in England, buddy.
You know we're on another-
It's just an-
And you think I'm actually worried about what you did?
Yeah.
You could imagine every,
imagine it going the best case scenario for you
and you could never reach what I did.
Yeah, yeah, Skats, sure.
It's unbeatable.
Skats, it's unbeatable.
Skats, look, you were mad at the match
and no one's gonna take that away from you.
That was a legendary performance.
It's not just that.
I can't even glaze it.
Jack, he's not even allowing me to glaze it.
It's, imagine being the most famous person in London
for 24 hours.
Yes, sketch.
I was walking around in hordes of children.
We're screaming my name.
So sketch, yes, yes.
Okay, so sketch.
You got man of the match.
No one's gonna take that away from you, sketch.
Of course.
You got man of the match, right?
It's more famous than Ronaldo and Nancy that day.
That? Okay, that's a stretch. That is a fucking stretch.
No, that's...
Wait, what? What'd you say? What'd you say?
What'd you call me?
I said, no, I said...
No, I said, that's a stretch. I didn't call...
No!
No, wait!
What'd you call me?
I said, that's a stretch!
Nobody is speaking. Did you say something?
Listen...
Sketch. Sketch. Besides the point, bro. Listen.
You might have got Man of the Match last year's sketch, but we're on opposing teams.
Sketch, I'm gonna score a hat trick on you, bro. Do you know what a hat trick is, Sketch?
Do you know what that is, Sketch?
That trick is, it's three goals. I play Rocket League.
Yeah.
I know this shit.
Yeah. Yeah, Sketch. I saw your training session, bro. You were hungover.
Sketch, you're not taking this.
I'm hungover and I'm not diving for penalty shots on turf a month, a week before the game.
Yeah, you know what that sounds like sketch a whole bunch of fucking excuses sketch. You know, I've been training for three months, bro
I'm gonna try to show you
Like did you ever think did you ever think me for winning you the last game? Yeah, I already said I already said you were the
No, no, you glaze me, but did you thank me?
Okay, you all come with the metal right and you didn't do shit, right? Yeah, okay. Thank you
Can I get a thank you for the first one thank you for winning the tournament for our winning the game for us. Thank you
Yep
Okay, you're welcome. You're welcome for beating the Brits. I I beat I beat great great
That's all our first American to do that wait sketch
Look at the tournament the team we played against
for
What do you mean? I'm looking at a loading screen. Are you how do what do you what do you mean?
sketch slow down sketch if you go to the bracket look it already advanced us to
the next round girl bands it's not where do I go to where do I go to the
bracket oh it's pulling up on there's a full of a URL no it's just a little
It's just us two sitting in cars.
Let me do your screen.
I'm looking at you.
I'm looking at us both just sitting in two cars.
Sketch, slow down.
Sketch, go to play and then tournament.
Play, then tournaments.
Oh, you can't say that 10 minutes ago.
I told you I was just looking at our cars.
Sketch, now look.
Now look, see how we're sketch.
I've played like 50 tournaments in my life.
I've never won a single one.
But sketch, besides the point, this is the first time
This has never happened to me, bro.
I've never had a first round buy at a tournament.
It must mean that they've forfeited or left?
I think it's because...
Sketch?
I never got a Vespa payment.
Sketch, what are you drinking there?
All right, hold on.
Fuck the Vespa, Sketch!
Apple juice?
Apple juice?
Apple juice!
That is a failure!
I'm gonna be drunk!
Apple juice.
It's not apple juice, bro!
It's not, bro!
When did it become a sin to drink apple juice?
Yeah, so here, sketch.
Let's do this right now.
Let's read the group chat before today.
Shall we read the group chat?
Let me just read the group chat.
Let's read the group chat. So me you sinna in a group chat. I say yo join this discord server
You said I can practice. Um, I you said whenever I said, okay
I'm doing some other stuff before but I can probably practice. No, no, no
We've agreed to keep this part quiet. You're not you can never read a group chat. No, I'm reading the fucking group chat
No, this is this is this is this is to indoors. This is like no, no, because
Broke out my next one. This is this is brocode at this point
No, no, the group chat.
I can find it in you.
Brother, brother, let me read the group chat sketch.
Okay, I'm doing other stuff, but I could probably practice at 7pm EST.
Then you, or I said probably I said 7pm EST maybe.
You said, fucking, I'm not practicing.
I said, okay, laugh emoji.
You said, no one else is practicing.
So I'm just going to go get drinks.
It's thirsty Tuesday.
First off sketch, it's thirsty Thursday.
There is no such thing as thirsty Tuesday, bro.
That's like some hyper alcoholic shit.
Then I said, bro, do not get drunk.
I can practice today.
I'll call you when I'm ready.
But do not get drunk, please.
And then you said, fine.
You gave me your word, you weren't gonna get drunk.
And I'm looking at your stream
and you clearly have a beer.
You're drinking right now.
You're drinking right now.
What are you talking?
I'm drinking in apple juice.
I mean, look at, look at, can you-
Can you please not, it's not a fucking apple juice, bro.
It's not a fucking apple juice.
That is clear, wait, show it again.
No, no, no, no, please, come on.
This is apple juice.
Hey, sketch.
You know that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Who drinks beer out of a club?
Sketch!
There's no apple juice!
Where's the beer?
Where's the beer?
Hey, sketch, apple juice doesn't fall on dumb ass.
juice does foam when you shake it up or you leave it out overnight and I did
both yeah sketch great bro that's fucking beer I'm certain of it too I'm never
working if I if I get more goals in you in this game then um you to buy me a
guitar I'm not like it no it's got I'm not quitting streaming and I'm doing
guitar sketch I'm not buying you like I'm not buying you a guitar come on
What is the point of a rich friend sketch? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sketch. What is the point of a rich friend?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sketch. Listen, listen, you know, you can you can ask me for something ask me for something
Bro sketch I I I ask for your presence, bro. It's nice talking to you. It's nice. It's always nice
Don't you never invite me over only Monday Mike does okay?
Every other day
We swear on everything I love. I mean don't I talk to Monday and Mike more than I talk to you now
Party was destroyed because of an error. What is that because of us or because of
them? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're gonna get kicked out of tournament.
Oh my god. What? No. What do we do? What do we do? What do we mean? How would I
hope you're gonna get kicked out? What the fuck? My app's fine. What do you mean reset my app?
The fucking
Bear bear the cut this thing is stark. Yeah, that was
Way much that saying don't reset but I already said yeah, I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking at it
What do you mean? What's open it tournament?
We're gonna wait. We got a world for they gotta play five-minute game. I'm a lot of steps
You lost the lobby brother. I'm gonna leave you to die there. What the fuck no, no
Just joined your joint John's joint. Oh my god
But not yet, but it's not yet. Okay. I just mean our game is ready. Our cue our game is ready
It's ready. It's ready. Why don't you put any cool shit like on your car?
Bro sketch. I'm not putting a freaking what's North Korea flag on my car. That's not girl. That's sketch
That's not cool, bro. I'm not putting a North Korea. What's wrong with North Korea?
girl damage and
Like the blues now. I see why you're doing it
Now now I see you I start to get yo yes sketched Kim John
You haven't seen Kim John firing missiles with his daughter. It's not girl bad. That's not girl that you know
What girl that is girl that is taking your daughter to golf, right?
That's what him him firing missiles with his daughter. It's not girl dad steps. Yeah
Okay
Let's start this shit. Let's go. Yes. What you're gonna and it's a I'm not gonna lie
At what you would you not not if you're not player Aiden?
What would you what would you rank just out of pure look this flag? I
I mean it's kind of cooler than the Texas flag. I'm not gonna lie.
Yes. Uh, okay. I'm not like...
N-Name? Dude, if that is... like you're telling me if Kim Jong-un was like,
Cheeksie, you could stream into North Korea, you wouldn't go.
Yeah, no! I would never come back! I would never return!
I'm like, bring that!
Paul took Korea and never came back!
Who wants to come back?
I'm just kidding. My grandpa went, but he did come back.
He's in the Korean War.
Step, step the ball, step the ball, step the ball.
Remember, sketch, this is a tournament. This is all good practice.
Okay.
If it's the worst time of day for me, my glow's looking good.
$50,000 tournament in one hour sketch, okay?
One hour? Where?
Hour and a half. Hour and a half.
Okay, good. You scared me.
Fuck you.
All right, back. So let's get there. Now let's know that that's a trip. Oh my god, actually a big pass.
Yes! Oh my god, what a save.
Sketch, actually a big pass.
Thank you. I do it every day. Sometimes twice a day.
This guy's flying. This guy's flying.
I did it!
I did it!
Stop!
Or it stops!
Yeah, if you do this thing, we do a staring game with that.
Yeah, hit the ball!
See, I just take over.
Don't do it, they take over.
They take over.
Take over.
A staring game.
Weaver with the 20, get the W-BEN!
Weaver, it's a warm-knit shit, he's gonna spend that on cigarettes when he's fucking 90 years old.
Uh, uh.
Give him a rich rubber.
Uh, Weaver, I don't smoke cigarettes.
Weaver, give it to me, I'll take it to your casino at least.
Yo, ah, ah, over the minute.
Wait, wait, do you want, I just did?
I have no boost, I can't get there, I have no boost.
You couldn't, why are you fucking edging me on like that?
I'm not edging you properly.
Skats, come to the ball.
I'm on the back post.
Skats, I'm back.
Nice hot skats.
Great touch out there.
Alright, don't worry, I got this.
That's a goal.
Alright, you're actually so good.
Skats, I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding when I say this.
Oh, it's a hitbox.
All that bullshit that you have to get, but yes, sir.
Sorry, you always keep an eternity.
We are the strongest team.
But, I guess that's the other thing, though.
I, I, yeah, you're hitbox is good.
Y'all trash, y'all sweet, he's spiking.
As he's losing an eternity.
No, but, you have a better hitbox,
but I think your car moves slower, right?
Jack, can you get confirmation on that?
I'm pretty sure it's like proven nothing life's ever proven
Yeah.
Snake?
Wait, so, Hi-Vise, can you call me and explain the hitboxes please?
Hi-Vise?
Can you call him and tell him to fucking lock in?
He's got the winning amount.
Why wouldn't we practice 3s with Hi-Vise?
Because our game teammate is going to be Senna, Senna.
Like, like, high-levels is grand champs.
Is it, Robot?
Well, have eyes.
If you want to make it a citizen-relation,
just join up with play-trees that just
drive into us the whole time.
I faked them.
You see that?
Faked every shot, every shot, every shot, every shot.
Go left a little bit.
Vomit for us.
Go on.
That's teammate.
That's teammate play there.
We might actually.
You start to pump-faked them?
Yeah, yeah.
No, you're actually.
Like, I'm not even kidding, bro.
I think, almost to the side, the only team that's capable of eating up is Agent and Joe Barnett.
I don't know, who's their third?
Yeah, who's their third? Who's their third?
Agent, Joe Barnett on the same team? Is Agent any good?
I don't know if Agent has a play-off today.
Oh, and he's fucked.
He's a robot.
We can't have any robots, not against this team.
Decoi. Decoi jump is what I call that.
Sketch you're ramming into me. Don't ramming to me, please
First time you said that before
What come on anything you don't get
You're welcome for the bump free bomb. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
All right, you know we come back we come back guys. It's all great reps tournament. Oh my god
Look look
I mean come on he shot on that fucking handle what I'm not going for the ball
Okay, wait why would you not
That's why would you run out of the net you mother fucker. What's up? What do you mean run out of the net?
Well, wait, you're right. Yeah, the ball. That's unacceptable
It's ill-apologizing
No, not Apology.
Skats, 30 seconds of defense in the following.
That means 30 seconds of offense.
Yeah, ATK is the best defense.
Proving it in like many sports.
Like that ball right there.
I'm so good.
Skat. You missed!
Oh no. Oh my god.
Good block!
That's great clearance!
I'm celebrating now!
I'm celebrating!
I'm shot!
I'm so good!
We are together!
So good!
Oh, so good!
Yeah, we are so good.
Look at you and your team chemistry!
Where's the team chemistry?
Plus two fans.
sketch there what that's what I'm talking about though top eight bro a great
big break let's go not a big break wait so but Chad who's gonna understand why
sketches car bad if they're all the same speed doesn't have a bigger hitbox if
you have a bigger hitbox trust me I play hockey yeah I'm aware of that sketch
But what I'm saying, you don't play fucking hockey you've never played hockey in your life
Wait, what do you mean?
It's snow day. No dog. I thought there was a vibrator on your desk. No shit. He's calling wait have eyes. Okay, I
Got a sassy pants in my party. Yo, I've mine
Leaders left
Okay, so, wait, I gotta make you louder, hi guys, hold up.
All right, hi guys, here's my question.
If Sketch's car is basically-
Did I tell you to win?
Yes, Sketch, we got to win!
If Sketch's car is bigger than my car,
but we move at the same speed,
isn't this car just better?
No, not necessarily, no.
Okay, so
Yep on purpose I'm a merc
So octane and fennec share the same octane hitbox hive mind. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay, but what why is sketches car shit that everybody says it's shit
Because they haven't played against me
So, his hitbox, you know what the battle bus is?
Wait, hi guys, you're getting modbed, Squishy in the chat.
Octane, Fennec, and Merc share the same hitbox.
That's not what you said, I have mine.
Part one good, it's not exactly from, look at this, look at this.
Look, I'll show you.
What's that Squish, baby?
Squish.
Straight from up in games themselves.
Do I get Five Guys or Chick-fil-A, though?
Five Guys or Chick-fil-A?
After a walk, I'm freaking, I'm freaking, I'm freaking thirsty.
Sketch, just, Sketch, get Chick-fil-A with lemonade, dude.
No, no Five Guys. That burger's gonna sit in your stomach like a rock.
You think so?
Yeah, I know so, bro. Five Guys, it's like a fucking grease ball.
Continue, have I?
Dude, come on, don't be, are you serious?
They don't update stuff.
Oh, so every game does update their own websites?
Yeah, that's how much. Yes, that's that. Yes, that sounds like I forget.
Okay. Um,
nice, bro.
Look, bro. So here's my question. Squishy, explain it to me.
Bye. Squishy, why is Sketch's car considered bad?
Because I'm considered great.
And they're always going to hate on you when you when you when you're great.
When you when you all it's just because of the vision, it's the same hit box.
but the vision problem also there oh so it's a vision problem okay scat no I'm
loving this phone call I'm loving this I'm not saying you have a vision
problem I'm saying because your car is so gigantic you can't see shit I think
you have a fine saying then wait have eyes come on how do I fix my audio
Wait, what? Your audio's fine!
I'm trying to mute you!
No, Scott.
No, don't mute me.
You know, you know, Scott, listen, okay?
I can actually do what I want because I'm a grown man.
Yeah, I understand. But, Scott, truth's the thing.
We have a tournament in an hour and a half, okay?
I said, don't drink. You're already drinking beers.
Problem number one.
Get them drink beers.
You're drinking beers.
You're drinking beers.
Problem number two.
I'm having cups of apple juice.
Yeah, yeah, there's not single apple juice in the world with foam in it next topic sketch if you eat a five guys burger
That is going to sit in your stomach like a fucking folder about get something like that gets a chick
But I would throw a walk already. So like I already deserve it. How far was the wall?
It was just to the back fatty on back
So you walked call it 25 feet and
And that is deserving of a five guys burger
Are you just gonna talk to are you gonna talk shit all time? No, it's what this is
No, is this an intervention? No, I'm be this is an intervention if it is I'm walking out
No, I'm if that intervention of being a great teammate
I don't want you to drink beer and eat a burger before a tournament like that's what you do before you go to bed
bro you know what we're playing video games we don't play enough we're not
fucking in bobsled ink come on you know you're a chicken sandwich yeah no no
fuck that sketch you know what you should eat bro something like a banana
brain food sketch brain food it works all the same banana so now you want me
scenario you want me to eat a banana what do you mean now what do you mean
now no not a large pizza ban Joe all right that's ready I'm okay well don't
ban Joe bro sketch think about it it's like yeah I'm having one more apple juice
and then I'm not and then I'm not drinking it out of a glass at home
Everyone knows that
Everyone knows that come on no one drinks no one drinks beer out of a cup at home
Can't make these accusations. Yeah, I also sketch this
No, one day I might see ya one day. I might just wait till you're super rich and sue ya
Awesome friendship
What I mean still with some pellets
What's wrong with making a little...
You don't want me to be rich?
Uh, uh, by suing me? No!
No, I don't!
I wouldn't sue you for everything.
Yeah, uh, uh, anything!
Don't sue me for anything, bro. Please!
It's what a car!
You have a Lamborghini!
That goes fast, but not fast enough sometimes!
There's a faster one, you know?
one you know yeah fuck that bro sketch how about investing bro investing
how about investing in these nuts because I am I just killed someone
yeah I'll do that when I turn 80 and I'm trying I'm waiting on death yeah that's
what investing sounds like you don't have to invest when you're 80 you can best
now instead of buying a fucking other plant for you that goes fast listen the
any did we get scored on i'm like disconnecting uh yeah it says they score
bro these guys put a diamond tournament that's a sack of shit i'm 125 i'm getting i just lagged out
i eft you're in the game no but i i not like lagged out but i i i i wasn't moved like i
the ball
what are they are they lags with you know
no bro are you lagging
I'm just kidding
oh my god he's staying I'm staying in goal
I'm staying in goal
how's that a save you know
it says that it
would have saved by me again
yes
I'll kill one of them
Bumped him he's recidering refreshing
Double refreshments double refreshments damn perfect
I just steal their boost holy shit, they don't need
good good counter attack good counter attack good counter attack
this guy's running me off the road
fuck this guy please
fucking again we got two minutes to score
okay they're not that good we can score
that's what I'm saying bro
don't worry I'm on you
stay on the front bump maybe you're demoing
Even here, you didn't know how, nice catch.
Hold up, your demo.
Refreshing, moving back, refreshing again.
Triple refreshments.
Try to come back high.
Yes I got it, I got it.
You go.
Yes, yes you.
Oh my god, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
What?
What?
What?
It's fucking tight.
Refreshing?
Back corner?
Hit it, Skat.
I am blocked?
Yeah, I know you're playing good.
They're losing.
He passes to the middle.
Pass to the middle.
Okay, I got it.
I'm showing.
Yes!
I got one.
My guns.
my guns
where are you sit again
okay so that coming don't worry
No we're not, don't say that. Don't say that.
We are. We are. We are.
You're good. You're good. You're good. We're on the run.
Wait, that's a bolt.
Punch!
Oh my god!
Yes!
Yes!
Come on!
One more minute, Skat. Come on!
What's up?
Skat, one more minute.
Well, leave it to yourself!
Skat, I'm gonna die. Remember, always play the second touch. Don't go for the boost.
Oh, of course. Sorry.
No, I was
I'm not gonna lie. I went
I went in and then I came back
I came back to squeal the box
The one thing I always said is to always play the second touch
That's why
We got a score of 152 shots
You fucked it up
You fucked it up
Score
Thank God
Fuck that
Scat! Do not ever go for the boost again! I don't ever want to see that again!
Okay, I won't.
Alright, you go, you go for the ball.
I'm psyching him out.
I thought that was huge, that was actually fucking beautiful.
He did it the late kickoff scat.
You know what that is? It's like broken.
I don't make up terms with things. I just play video games.
Yeah, yeah, it's not a makeup thing, scat. Those things are made up.
I don't even, I don't even urban it.
It's not me! It's not me! It's not me! It's real!
It's called a delay kickoff.
Really? If it was real, people would make money off this shit.
Yeah! This game literally has pros! People do make money!
What are you saying?!
Really?
This game doesn't look like a bad sports scene!
Fuck, we got spoiled.
Really? What is this?
I can't hear you. Noise suppression.
And we can see this.
I'm done.
See, where are you?!
No! Don't do that!
Where are you, shit?!
I have the reason why I'm in the game!
Don't do that shit!
I don't know, I've played three!
I have more points than you!
I have more points than you!
I have more points than you!
Play the second touch.
I need you.
I'm playing the second touch.
Alright.
Keep it in the air.
You would have, you would have to not...
Yeah.
Do not put that cond-
Put us in a losers bracket then.
Hey, sketch, there is in a losers bracket.
You don't know why? Because we lost the tournament.
We already missed second chance.
There is no losers bracket, sketch. There is none.
Fine, then we'll play twos. We need to warm up.
This is for $50,000.
Yeah, and you're not fucking warm, sketch!
I said one thing, because I already knew you were gonna fucking do it.
You were behind me. I said play the second touch.
You're fucking gonna get it up!
My CHEP is watching me!
Hold on!
You fucking just don't win the kick-offs!
My kick-off was a... I literally wouldn't kick-offs!
That's my thing, I don't... I don't...
I don't... Oh, you octanes just go there and nose-fuck
and then blame everything!
I don't... I don't... I don't blame everything on everyone else!
Don't diso-off!
Don't diso-off!
If you get... If you get... If you get nose-fucked in the beginning, that's not my fault!
Sca-
Give me a lease! Give me a lease!
Agree on one thing! Come on now!
Come on now.
I need to order food, bro.
Dude, I already did that.
While you're fueling up, I'm going to fuel up.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to carbon load.
I'm going to carbon load.
What does that mean?
I'm going to get a chicken parmesan pasta.
No one gives a shit.
OK.
Next time your trainer tags me in a TikTok,
tell him I'll show up to Tampa
and put something on his ass.
Yo, sketch, I know you're intimidating about charity
match because you didn't train you didn't sketch you didn't intimidate it no I'm
doing the opposite of I'm doing the opposite I'm not training so you have
more aura when shit happens yeah you know you're gonna let everyone down
you did you did one training session and you were hungover I've done 40
training sessions yep and I am and I'm gonna I can't wait to see it not
store well yeah I'll be shooting on you so I will be scoring this is the
question of how much did you what did you do last year I fell on my face
this is why I trained this year last year I did that's it where were you at
I'm in the cold hey hey hey hey hey sketch if you just wear a orange
shirt I'm gonna burn my Xbox the floor and leave the tournament you are
No!
Nothing in this place are you stupid!
No!
Come on, come on!
We can take the system of 1v1s quick!
No one gives a shit about 1v1s anymore.
Is this Phantom's tournament?
Yeah.
Fifty thousand dollars.
Let me say that again.
Phantom...
Phantom...
Gives everyone fifty thousand dollars, everyone.
But if we play in a GT tournament, we get how much?
Uh, it's about the experience and I do get something.
The experience is you just calling me asshole the whole time.
I'm not calling you an asshole.
I'm not calling you an asshole, Steph.
It's about getting you ready for a tournament, bro.
No, you know what?
You not wanting to buy the vest really rubs me in the wrong place.
Yeah, because I don't want to have tap ownership in a fucking scooter that I'm not gonna fucking
have.
Look at it like it's just a scam!
Oh!
Come on now!
With no friend to help you clean up
Cool, save that one fuck nut
What'd you call me?
No, I said save that one fuck nut
I said save that one fuck nut
I would have called you fuck nut
I would never call you that way.
Really?
Alright, over the middle.
Step.
This is to me.
This is to me.
A lot of being.
I have a shot, I have a shot.
You don't care.
Watch this, though.
You don't tell me what you're doing.
You just run around and shoot.
I have a shot, I have a shot.
You hit the ball.
You were nowhere on the map, we see.
This is why it's really important to be sober for this tournament.
Step.
I'm- I'm- I'm-
Let me see you grab one more
Tradon's most apple juice
I'm gonna withdraw from the fucking tournament
and say, hey, Phantom
I- I wanna play a tournament with my teammates
Day drinking
That's what they say, sketch
You're gonna- you're gonna take me and Senate-
Senate's chance of winning 50 down
Yeah, baby, you're gonna fucking drink
Because we're not drinking it
If you drink, we're not gonna win shit
What would you rather me do, Adderall?
Uh, if- if I had to choose between
you drinking and doing Adderall? Uh, probably Adderall, yeah. Probably Adderall.
Wow. Jigsie endorses Adderall live on TV.
No, I'm not endorsing Adderall, I'm saying.
Would I rather my smith be hammered or on Adderall? Probably on Adderall.
I'd rather you just be fucking sober, Skat.
Okay, fine.
Go.
So...
Save that one, fuck, not.
But let's...
Skat.
Oh, it's time for the live time!
This is what I'm saying, bro.
We're not gonna lose the tournament.
Sketch, we're the best team in the tournament
if we come together as one.
You see how I drove underneath you
as if to trick them?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got this one, right?
Here you go.
See how I win that every time?
Yeah, I know, you're good at kickoffs.
I like Sketch.
There you go, awesome job.
Wait, wait, wait, where the fuck are you?
I'm about to score a hat risk. Where are you? I'm meant to hoop on them
Yep, not gonna get dreaded for that, but that was pretty sick. Let's get first move of drinking when the Sun's out
You know, here you sketch. I know you're in Texas. It's 5 p.m. Over there. Why are you drinking? It's fine?
Fine. It's fine because I'm off. I'm off of work right now. You're literally on the top
right now!
I don't consider streaming a job.
Wow, wow.
G.C. considers streaming a job.
Someone captioned that and put that on the
Washington Post.
Nice save!
What the f*** is going on?
We have a 2-go lead.
He's talking to me like I'm freaking
blowing lamps like I'm Charlie Brewer.
There's a troll's door. Who played for the Rockets? Brother, I don't even know a
troll's door, bro. Excuse you, don't know both. Bro, look at how
Crimson's getting his watch. Yeah, nice to see it. It has your demoed. Look at how
Crimson's getting his watch. Whoa! Why are you reversing? Yo, are you backseat
gaming? No, no, no. There you go. Backseat gaming? That is a strict policy.
In my sleep, there's no backseat and hey sketch. You just backseat games me bro. You backseat game 24-7
Where am I I don't know sketch in that this is 30 seconds left and there's two of them over
Like happy. Where are you your demo?
I'm hitting you for behind!
This is where I score an extra one, just to flex.
Alright, sketch, here's the first thing I want to explain to you.
No, wait, the game's out over there.
The game's out over there!
Don't worry, daddy's home.
First thing I want to explain to you, you do this thing where you say, where are you when
I'm rotating back to our net.
Sketch, if they're close to the ball, let them have the ball.
I'm not going to run and just watch them kick it fast.
Okay, that makes sense.
Yeah, it's okay.
Reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach.
Sketch, you say, where are you?
And it's like, bro, I'm getting back on defense.
Okay, where, where are us?
Where are us?
We are winning the game, bro.
We're winning the game.
Also next thing that I want to address sketch when the sun what is this one save sketch when the sun is out
I don't want to see you drinking no friggin beer sketch. Yo sketch
The daytime is for living the nighttime is for drinking row. You're drinking at five. I'm assuming you start at four
Sketch your day drinking on a turn a $50,000 tournament. I've got a crash out in this bitch
What one apple juice and in all of a sudden your friend turns on you you his wife or something no
It's not that I'm his turn. Yeah. What's it? What's the deal? What's it your tournament teammate and you're drinking bro?
I'm not drinking it you can trust me sketch. I know you're drinking. I'll be back in 30 seconds, bro
I'm gonna get a snack
Me I'm gonna have a sec
We can have some hot fries or something.
Not a few dos in here.
you
What the fuck are you doing?
Yo, sketch.
Yo, sketch.
Yo, I got goldfish.
I got five guys.
Huh?
I got five guys.
Are you eating it right now?
Sketch, are you eating five guys right now?
You have five guys in your hand right now.
What would you do with it?
So, sketch.
You're day drinking beers
and you're pounding a five guys burger.
Sketch, your stomach is literally going
through the ringer right now.
Remember what I said about brain food sketch?
A banana, an apple.
Bro, that's what you need for tournaments, bro.
You're eating goldfish.
To chef.
Wait, can I start a game or are you literally eating a burger?
Wait, what's that?
I'm being sure that my burger's okay.
Sometimes you just never know.
What?
Are you eating a burger right now?
Is there one in my go- am I thinking about it?
Can you just go-
Can you at least go full cam so I can see the burger?
Can you see it?
It's not even greasy at all.
Yeah, you are going to explode in your toilet.
Well, we're doing fine.
Oh my God. Yeah, we're tournament ready, bro. A beer and a burger. I've never even
heard like. We're tournament ready, bro. We look locked the fuck in, bro. How many
how many points have you scored today? I don't know. I've scored where you can talk
to be like that. Yeah chat we're tournament ready bro a beer and a fucking
burger dude. That's a brain fail then. Run what? Where's Sina? Where's Sina? Wait the
tournament's in 40 minutes. Where is Sina?
Yeah let's see what maybe our other teammates locked in chat. Maybe our other
teammates locked in chat. What is she doing? Oh she's doing something wholesome.
wholesome day ahead than toxicity later.
Oh, yeah!
I thought the one you wanted, but that one's cute.
That one's nice.
Yeah.
I think she's, no, she's definitely talking about you.
I think she's babysitting.
Oh, this one's so cute.
That one is really cute.
That's adorable.
That's a good one.
That's a really good one.
Okay, well, she's babysitting.
That's actually very wholesome.
On the other note though, it's, okay, sketch, realistically,
or like, and just tell it to me straight up.
I don't care, okay?
All right, get it over.
I can hear you.
What are you saying?
Sketch, realistically, tell it to me straight up, bro.
Are you buzzed right now?
Yeah, get buzzed up for apple juice.
Okay, so let's hypothetically say
you were drinking beer, sketch.
Are you hypothetically buzzed?
If it wasn't out of juice, hypothetically.
Yesterday, possibly.
Today, no way.
Better tournament today.
You know?
All right.
You wanna play another Tuesday game,
or are you eating a burger?
One more bagel.
I'm gonna start it, okay?
Look, bro, like I said.
I'm gonna put the black guys in my in the bathroom
So I don't eat it
Miss game
Yeah, wait don't eat the burger man. Yeah, cuz we'll lose me a couple fries
Hi, I said I think you should grab a beer have a sons out bro my one rule
The thing is though, bro, if I do grab a beer, no one cares.
Next thing.
The thing is, bro, if I do grab a beer, oh my god, he's so fucking good at stats.
If I do grab a beer, I just think-
Then he might get better.
No, I need to keep-
I need to keep-
I gotta keep this train on the rail, bro.
I don't know.
We don't even know if Bennett's gonna come back!
You think Sinna's gonna play with us?
Bro.
Sinna doesn't even know how to download the game.
Sinna said at 7.30 she's gonna go.
I thought Sinna played Rockin' League.
Jack, did Sinna play one time?
She played one time, right? One time.
Sinna doesn't do anything.
Nice over in the sketch that's laid right there that you do is going to be money
like sketch that's what I like to do because I'm telling you the guys in
tournaments are like they're not good refreshing I mean John I don't see them
I really think we're a threat to Win this tournament. I'm not even kidding.
I think we're a threat for real.
Refreshing?
We are a threat. As long as Tenet doesn't fuck the stuff for us.
Skeps, when you say refreshing, are you playing?
No, refreshing is...
Bro, gee, he can play rocket league.
Ah, yeah, I play rocket league, Skeps.
We've only won and I kicked your ass.
He played with a pro player.
It's your cheater Alphond, we want to do right now, Scott.
If you want to establish the coach of the team.
I am the coach of the team.
No.
No.
Because I can do shit like that, no problem.
The coach of the team doesn't stand in the ball on kick-off and go for a boost,
and I can see the crucial goal.
But some of the coach fucking does.
The coach doesn't...
The coach doesn't exactly what he wants, what he wants.
Oh my god, the boat is actually soon, ohhhh.
This is like damn, okay, see that, that's the shit I'm talking about, what is that,
Ted?
You ran into my car.
I don't know what you were doing in the middle, so I just took it, took up my safety
deeper for our safety and protected all of us
bumping someone stole the refreshments out of a hundred or just give us a
percentage that looks beyond that's open that
Look at the composer. Zero, zero, one percent accident. Twelve percent. Zero, zero.
Wait, there's someone sitting behind an 80% dump.
Let's go.
Why do you talk to your chat like that?
Chat, are you all horny? Type four.
Watch this. Freaking flying up the shelves.
Is that the faster stream chat it ever moved?
I've seen a lot of boys chat.
You're welcome. I guess I should have become a streamer.
You can use some pointers.
No!
Way to be at home! Way to be at home!
No, no, no.
I guess that there's a single father.
We don't need that.
I guess a single father.
We don't blame Skeps, you sort of passed it over to the middle to them.
I don't know what that was.
I sort of passed it over to them so you're calling me a traitor.
No, you literally...
I'm not!
No, you literally passed it over to the middle to them, Skeps.
Oh, he's winning the touch.
Remember that with me.
Way to go.
Nice job.
He's here.
You can pass you can pass. Oh, I put a shot on him
Up to mom
With that
You turning lift that come back
That's calm calm calm. It's gonna bounce. It's gonna bounce. Yeah, nice sketch. Oh, great fucking control over up there. Good shit
Thank you, sir
Over the middle.
Nice.
I got this sketch on that friend.
For sure?
I bet I tried. I mean, FUCK!
I should have went higher here. I should have went, oh no.
I was going for your demo.
He's got type 7, so you're just clearly sniping.
Don't be choppy, bro.
It's like you have three goals, but you don't take them, sketched.
BREATHE THE SECOND TIME!
You guys told me that before.
I told you probably 85 times in our rock and the career probably 85 times you know
you know how long it takes to become an expert 10,000 times okay okay okay
I'm gonna explain this before the tournament and I'm gonna
I'm gonna explain this okay. I'm not touching this you're gonna have to defend it
Great job great defense. What are you doing? I've been put I'm buying time. I'm parking the bus
All right, that's ready ready someone explain this you do one of two things
It's it's really simple and it's really effective and we need to incorporate this in the tournament.
So here's how the kickoffs work.
I'm not good at the game, but it's really easy to understand because these are just general
rules.
If we're the same distance to the ball, the left guy goes every time.
The left guy goes to the ball.
The guy behind should trail slowly.
He left his setup.
What do you mean he left the setup?
Yeah, he walked away from the setup.
Well, well, well, look at Mr. Team Captain over here. Yeah, bro, you're a comedian.
You're in here.
Yo, sketch, can you hear me?
Yes.
All right. So, sketch, I just want to explain kick-offs really quick.
I just want to say, I just want to say I agree. First off, I agree.
You walked away while I was talking, so, and I stopped talking halfway through.
So we're going to let us get a listen to the intro again.
So sketch, a couple of things.
If we do this kickoff strategy properly,
we will get, in my opinion, one or two free goals per game
in the tournament.
In the case of a dead ball, it's
good to have somebody slowly trailing behind
for a free shot on that.
What you do is you do one of two things.
And I've noticed this guy playing a lot of broccoli with you.
You either immediately run for the boost,
or you immediately run into the back of my car
while I'm doing it.
You don't play the second touch at all.
You just run into the pile and it does nothing.
Did you leave your setup again?
Oh, you're...
Sketch, why did you...
Sketch, why did you pick up your headset?
What did you say?
You're being really toxic right now.
Sketch, you're not even listening to what I'm saying.
I'm trying to tell you a kickoff strategy so we cannot lose.
Can you listen?
Okay, let's kick it off.
Me and you, best friends forever.
You end it.
Sketch, here's the kickoff strategy, okay?
When you go behind me, slowly trail
and play for the second touch, okay?
Okay.
Are you eating your burger?
What do you think I'm doing? I told you to put it in the bathroom
Yeah, let's play the game fuck it
Fuck it. Just fuck it
Do you hate partners?
Why do you complain so much? I don't know man. I'm just trying to win a tournament man. I don't know. I'm sorry
It's free goals if we do it. It's literally free goals
It is like the easiest way to get a goal ever and we've lost the game earlier when sketch went for a boost
And I agree and I agree. Yeah, but you don't ever do it
You just run for the boost every time and then some
This time I agree. Okay. I agree
So sketch what is the strategy again if you're behind me on the kickoff
strategy to not eat while playing nope sketch what is the strategy of both of
us are yet the equal distance to a ball if we're equal distance from a ball we
can join this one if we're equal the left guy goes and the right guy slowly
Oh, he's gonna take a touch refreshing
That's my ball
No shot on goal that slander
Okay, it's okay. I know you're gonna get you I'll kill them
Why the long families why the long families come on.
That's all cats good shit good shit cats.
Come on.
Oh that's why you never leave your feet.
Kids that's why you never leave your feet.
Make them watch.
Shut your balls.
I don't know how not to I got the
I'm gonna clear them wait I'll be honest I thought if there was a name in the back of them that's
probably the sketch look at this we got the ball about you know there that was
like awesome I got someone who's in the net I was go for it yeah well there
I don't know man we're looking good I don't know I think we're beating
perfect yeah we just really gotta do that kickoff thing man I have a feeling
we're gonna lose because that's early pretty far
No chance, so sad, this is the Pro Harbor.
Dude, I'm gonna die!
Let's just meet it.
Get over it, Jesus!
Yo bro, I've been trying to nail this kickoff thing in the sketches had for two months
and we just lost a game because of it.
It's pretty annoying.
Rocket League hot highlights.
Refreshing?
Triple refresh?
My ball?
My ball again?
I'm not dealt bitch.
I'm just messing.
Great defense.
I got I got a killing point nice that's a terrible but I'll save it
What the fuck, Skats?
Skats!
Good fucking shit, Skats!
Actually, you're looking good out there, man!
Oh, shit!
You broke the top, for no reason!
Hey, Skats, slowly approach to the second top.
I did?
Left goes, remember?
Flush it, Flush it, everyone!
I'm going to get that back there's your little shot you want it
oh my god bro we actually look insane bar down good fucking shot
Oh, yeah, I'm biased and he's the best bottle ever played in my life, and I'm not even kidding
You look good out there. I can take a touch
Sketch this is the best we've ever played that's a do-all better play to the fight. Okay. We're good. This is the best we ever played your ball
No, it's your ball
I'm gonna journal this
You know what me too
There for them they got they got that they had a lot of speed of them
All right, that was just fucking unlucky doesn't matter as long as we just you come over to early. We got
We got
Fucking work the buses soon
No, no, no, we can just score. Alright, sketch, remember, go slow, go slow, go slow behind me, slow behind me.
I'm going so slow.
Now I'm in perfect positioning because I'm playing the game.
On the fastest kill in the field, that's what everyone remembers.
You're getting double teamed.
playing middle great pass it's okay good good play though good play refreshing mid
falling back back left oh my god
Keep pressing, someone's dead.
Get a kill this guy.
Alright, what's going on around here?
We're getting fucking drilled.
What do you mean what's going on?
You're not communicating.
The only thing he communicated was that thing and it was going live!
Alright, I'm gonna adapt the ball, play a second, talk to me.
For sure.
He laughed it like the Joker!
Bro, no way it's on!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
I don't know if I can do this.
Why, because the flame is set up?
No, no, no, no.
What do you have against, what do you have against the girl streamers?
Nope.
Don't worry!
I'm starting to worry, Brad.
Awesome job!
You're really on fire!
You're really killing it, kid.
You're really killing it.
We're actually gonna lose? Wow.
Are you a zoomer? A zoomer?
Like an old mother fucker. What do you mean?
That's a zoomer's first light. Oh that's like boomers.
Zoomers is like, uh, young, wait, we just lost.
Oh my god, we've conceded four goals in a row.
Locked in.
I've been locked in!
Alright, alright.
You're driving backwards, that's alright.
Alright.
Yo, sketch.
This is on you!
This is on you!
You can see me though. I can't see you.
Oh really, I forgot that you were going to drive drunk backwards into the ball,
and then it was going to be my fault.
Here I go.
Fine, I'll try.
Here you go.
When did the cake go?
Five-zero lead.
Oh my god.
Don't worry.
Is that Team Pidgey?
Bro, what do you mean, Jeezy?
It's a pinch.
Are you just saying my name?
That's a pinch.
What do you mean I have no time to react?
Try to dead the ball.
We have the time.
We have the time.
Try to dead the ball.
I'm dead, I'm deading the ball.
Wait, let's start again.
chance or something
I bumped him
look at the ball
no way we just lost a 5-0 will we
no there's definitely a couple of ways I can think of a few
bro that is not on me
uh you ram
that was on me
two goals two assists
a bunch of saves
$50,000 tournament in 30 minutes and we just blew a 5-0 lead
Wow.
I think it's froze probably.
I'm actually, no they're not frozen.
Those guys fucking sucked.
Those guys are good.
I've got to make no count when I see it.
Chad, but okay, like unbiasedly, how is it on me if I'm running backwards and I have no vision of where sketch is and then he runs into my car?
How's that on, does he make sense?
I have no vision of where my car is.
cards maybe it's on neither of us and neither of us can see where each other's
cars were there was also five other gold before that
never all my fault right now I'm saying get it out get it out get it out get it out
I'm not saying every ball I'm not saying every gold ball
now we're playing real ballers you get a ball you gotta fucking ball out I'm
complain
repressing back corner
but it's behind you left side
dinner
i'm getting retraction
We have to get out of the way.
Lift!
Leave it in!
Out of juice!
Get that scouts.
Off the wall!
Oh yes. Back to you!
I guess I don't have any health to suffer man!
What the fuck is this?
You're gonna kill me!
Bro, my dodge is not working!
What a silver fucking platter!
Put the bottom in the hatch!
Why don't you stop yelling at me and start talking about the good things that have happened so far?
We have been re-
We've ignored 5-0 lead, you're day drinking, you've over the beer, you've ignored everything I said about the kickoff strategy for the last 20 minutes to where you took off your headset and I just gave you two shots and you missed both of them!
There's nothing good about this! We're gonna lose this shinley!
Okay, I can't play Deagle anymore because you're gonna whiff. You don't really know how to fly.
I don't whiff, I never whiff!
full
not really
great observation
can't be without optimism
great sinner, great sinner
should i love that one
right past me
don't be selfish
and i'm always there
where's the credit for tailing on the right spot
good job, good job
I'm there for the pet!
Like, I'm gonna get my pet!
But when you ignore shit, it's annoying!
What do you wanna lose?
No, I don't wanna lose.
Pounds, yes.
Oh, I complain. That's on me.
What?
Oh, my fucking god.
He dribbled it past me?
Yeah, I need my food to get here, but I'm like starving.
No, no, no, no, no, you can't eat now.
It's too close to turning time. You need a banana.
It wouldn't be responsible to eat a cheeseburger two hours beforehand.
Would you be drinking?
We had a cheeseburger with a beer 20 minutes ago.
And we're about to be in a $50,000 tournament!
Definitely not a jimsy tournament, am I right, boys?
$50,000 on a film so much that some money to some sponsors
no response
I'd have played a lot harder foods for money last time
where are you yeah I'm kidding I know where you're at my god did you just say
that did you just say that where are you me have you stole the ball from me
where are you that was great me that one was great bait okay yeah I'm not
doing this shit bro headshot
Don't worry, it's okay.
It's called the Charved Lifetime.
Oh my god.
Alright.
Catch?
That was actually disgusting.
You're insane.
Bro, that's why I get a square shaped card.
Look at the turn on it.
Turn on it.
Damn sketch.
Thank you.
That's a really good shot.
Good shot.
Dead, dead, dead.
Even there?
Alright.
Dead in it?
Nope, that's not a dead.
No, that's not a dead, that is not a dead ball!
Refreshing!
Able, missing the fucking kickoff!
Hebdo boost!
Go, break it!
Break it!
Someone has to hit the ball!
Hang on!
Okay, balls of the air, refreshing!
Double the refreshments, no one entailing.
Don't worry I got that, that's for me.
That's not for you. Good job.
Yes, we said good job. What the fuck are you talking about, Steppy?
Let me try. It's really sarcastic.
Alright, we're one-we-one. I'm not doing it. We're one-we-one. I don't care.
I don't want to get in the box now!
If you think I'm the problem, in this team, we're gonna want to be one!
What a shot for the fucking people!
Yo, I don't want to be one!
I don't want to be one of these fucking people!
I swear to God!
No, no, no, I don't believe this fucking game!
No!
I'm gonna win by fucking six!
Your voice is vibrating!
You sound nervous!
Yeah, yeah, just be ready to 1v1, bro, it's all in a sec. I'm done.
That's my ball.
No, it's your teammate's ball that you stole, and then we get scored on. See what I mean?
That's what I'm talking about.
I have the ball! Sigh at it! And then you fucking...
Goddamn it!
Are you an infant?
That was awful! You refused to play defense!
No way, we have enough time.
I have the ball, but we're already by six fucking goals!
No!
Give it to me in the game, give it to me in the game!
Why are you trying to get me back in the game?
Where are you?
I'm not worried about you.
I'm not worried about you in the least bit.
Let's 1v1.
1.
No, yeah, let's 1v1, bro.
Let's 1v1.
Yeah, let's do it. Sure. Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
Ah, let's 1v1.
Let's 1v1.
Let's see who the problem of the team is.
Let's see.
fucking fuck holy fucking shit sketch ready and starting the game starting it
starting the one we want hey boom we're in oh yeah chat zero accountability
let's see you win the one you want let's see let's see what's wrong yeah I'm not
totally I'm not accountable but my teammate is saying where are you let's go
Let's do it. Let's do the one we want.
Here we go. Here we go.
I'm gonna win by literally six!
Thanks, dickhead.
I mean, it's like the late-check-off cheese, but...
You're literally so cheese.
I'm ready for cheese.
No, you're watching that whole thing.
You're watching that whole thing.
You stop!
You wanna take shots at me?
You just did it the main kickoff of a fastball.
There we go.
And...
This is it.
High game.
By the look of freaking everything that's holy!
No, we're not watching the whole one.
Yeah.
My chatter didn't want to watch that either.
Oh, good shot.
Good shot on him, Sandler.
Oh wow! I was so surprised there!
Yep, that's why you don't leave your feet, kids.
That's why you don't leave your feet.
Because you don't know what you're doing.
You just watch what you're doing.
You're not flying through any sky.
That's a cheese bullshit shot, you know that?
That's bullshit!
That's bullshit!
Yeah, it's bullshit.
Yeah, it's bullshit.
In a different chair, I don't have the same R.O.M. or range of motion.
Oh, how'd he do that? That's what they're saying.
I'm done. Free jump. Mom's got a free jump.
Oh, did you get- did you get faked?
Did you just get faked out?
What the fuck you at?
What the fuck you at?
What the fuck you at, kid?
Took the ball away from me, huh?
Took the ball away from you.
Hey, you're loathing!
Oh.
No, it's not a goal.
I
Did look what just happened nothing
Good
Number two you suck
You can't have fun.
That's the rule.
Really you thought that was going to happen?
You thought that was going to happen?
Ooh! You thought that I was just gonna go down...
...like a little bench!
Oh, what the fuck was that?
No angle, no shot.
Clear that out for you?
Bounce you off because you suck?
Yep, clear that dumb shit.
Oh
I was so lucky
Oh my bad
Oh, look at me locked in. What about you?
Fuck.
Nothing.
No, that's not a real shot.
That's bullshit.
You know that's bullshit.
That's bullshit!
I'm gonna take my child to the weak link!
I'm gonna take my child to the weak link!
Yeah, that was pretty easy.
And that bullshit works with you pretty well, huh?
Where'd you go?
Now where'd you get a GT?
Hell of a shot!
Really, really impressed there with your flying.
Yeah, should be.
No one in my chat saw that one.
I'm sorry I can't control the ball.
No, that's bullshit.
They care.
They care.
You're lucky.
I'm silly out.
I'm silly out.
No, no, no.
So, like, this is what I'm saying.
This is what I'm saying.
You're not going to blame me for something.
You suck you suck
You suck run twos again. Come on. We're all right wise you can blame me why I wasn't
I didn't know what to do!
When did I blame you?
Where are you?
Shut up!
We get scored on sketch!
Nice job! Amazing work!
Where are you?
Hey sketch!
Not everything is my fault!
Okay?
Same team.
Everyone's accountable.
That's what I like to think.
No, no. I'll fuck that.
But you don't ever take any blame and you just pass when you don't ever take blame ever
They do
I'm sorry. Yeah, thank you, bro
I like it's not about who's better. Hey, it's not even about that. Just stop fucking blaming me
There are bigger fish to fry. Okay, fuck
I'll be back bro. I'm gonna get my food
No! No! No!
Come back! Where'd he go?
Chip, where the hell is Sinem?
Wait.
How long did it take?
Is this working the way I think it's supposed to be working?
Is this actually working?
Is it only on my end?
Wait, it's...
Damn it it is.
What's that noise?
It's only on my end so you can't do anything? That was...
Oh well, I just attacked my own community.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Break a leg pussy. Listen,
how much longer until we have Senna on our team?
What the hell's there?
Chad, it said it even on Rocket League!
Oh, we on Rocket League!
Hey, gang.
Hello, gang.
Your mic is so loud.
Is my mic too loud?
$50,000 tournament fuck
$50,000 fucking dollars probably should be starting in eight minutes. I believe
Where's our third player? I don't know. Where is our third player?
Are you sure no we're not super early
No, bro, 730 730 shoot. Should we practice right now as a trio? Yeah, we can practice. Let me my food real quick
No, you can't eat that. This is what we need to practice sketch. Oh, we've been practicing. So let's call him
Hey, so how's it going?
Yep
ask that sketch not be drunk. And people are in chat telling me that sketch is in fact drunk.
I sketch. Are you drunk or buzzed and be honest?
I haven't had one drink today. He's had like three beers in the last hour.
And I had not had one drink today. So that's great. So he's crossed.
Yeah. And as far as you remember when you said that whole thing like that reminds me.
practicing because we can carry him or when you set that.
Yeah, Sina, that ship has sailed.
We're going to need you to help.
Sketch?
What are you?
Sketch is, everything I say is in one ear, out the fucking
other.
Yeah.
They're also saying that you're hot trash, by the way.
That's what they're saying.
They're saying you're garbage.
OK.
Don't know where that's coming from.
OK.
I feel like it's pretty funny.
It's the most funnier gameplay, right?
Sina, unbiasedly?
unbiasedly in this tournament.
I am unbiasedly a top two player.
It's probably me and Joe Voss.
I don't believe that because your past week
has been spent under VR chat like boo girls.
Like what are you talking about?
Okay, that was literally like two hours max.
That was not the whole week.
It was two hours back to on stream
and how much was it on stream?
Okay, there was no on stream, whoa!
Sit up, sit up, join the Discord call, okay?
Okay, are you adding me to it?
Sketch, you have Sina added on Discord, right?
Sketch is drunk, he's not gonna be able to add me.
He doesn't even know how to end history.
Yeah, he doesn't.
Okay, Sina, send me your Discord
and I'll add you and then add you to the group chat.
Okay, I'll just do it.
All right.
All right, Sketch, it's looking,
it's looking worrisome, bro.
I don't know what else to say.
Sketch, we're not gonna win shit, bro.
We're not.
at least it's possible. You know what bro? Hey, I have phone. Hello. Hey, how about
it? How's it going? How's it going? Yep. Yep. Um. Oh, of course, sketch should have
joined the call. Jesus. I mean, I'm going to be honest. Again, I don't think sketch
is how to guys. Wait, can I have them for like two seconds? I need to run a P and
that I'm good to go.
I was having a wholesome ass moment,
so obviously you wouldn't bring any toxicity
into my life today, would you?
Yeah, I won't.
Skech has already pissed me off,
so I'm already pissed.
I'm already pissed.
Did you make her cry?
Because that's what I heard.
No, no, no, no.
Skech was blaming me for losing,
so we won V1'd and I kicked his ass.
That's what happened.
And you wouldn't yell at me, right, obviously?
No, no, I'm not nice.
Whoa, I'm a nice friendly coach when this starts really you. I'm doing yell. That's not even your thing
I've said exactly said I've never even yelled in my life. I'm what you would call a low cortisol streamer set up
Okay, all right. Well, it's all got to do with this
Yo sketch it's sir catch and continue
I
Because I have the most hours play and I have
You're still trash of the game you know good any games. Yeah, thank you
There you go, I'll give you IG out of the team if you know what I GL stands for without reading your chat
in game leader
Guys welcome to your new team captain, it's me
It's sketch you're gonna listen. Hey, hey, you're a fuck. Hey, I'm gonna hold him
So now his thing as the in-game leader, right if you're gonna lead the team, uh
Name three movements in Rockety without reading your chat.
Okay, there's-
Did you like it or played it?
Obviously.
Did you say, like it?
Moving forward, moving forward, moving forward.
That is a move.
You move in the game.
No, wait a second.
Did you say-
You dribble?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Listen, listen, listen.
You dribble?
You dribble?
Oh my god.
And then you air dribble.
Okay, you just read that one.
Set up first question.
No, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.
First question. How many hours do you have on Rocket League?
Uh, hours is a loose, is a loose term. What about 30?
Oh, what? Hey, whoa. 30 hours? We won. What the fuck?
30 hours? Are you lying? Are you telling the truth?
That wasn't the right time.
Practice. Get in here for practice right now.
I might have, I might have like 30 minutes specifically.
30 minutes?
I'm gonna refuse to play I'm gonna throw the game. I'm
I
Muted it am I
No one can hear me
You're muted
You're not muted sketch sketch. How are you doing today?
Oh the way has anyone else good? I was I was doing good and then everyone it came and started pressing me guys guys
So I have time for bad and break right and then we'll practice. Yeah. Yeah. You're good
Are you really cool? Are you really gonna poop mid game?
You've been shitting the entire time you've been practicing she don't know how to play the game
I don't shit at all actually. I'm like I
Work too hard that I burn it off. I really poop. It's like a yearly thing for me
That
That's why I'm so skinny
That's the opposite of you being skinny if anything you'd be I mean you are a fucking fat piece of shit
Are you going to go take a shit or piss or what?
Okay, fine, just hold on, just fucking wait, just wait, just wait here, just wait here.
I don't, I don't need a, let me just wait here.
I'm going to keep my un-muted so my chat can hear you, so just fucking wait, just hold on.
Un-muted.
Ken, if you come in here, um, I promise not to ban you.
Alright.
Yo, sit up.
Sit up.
What the fuck was that?
in the call. So no one to that. She's pooping. She's pooping.
Here's what needs to happen. We need to get in a lobby with
Senna and just show her the basic controls because practicing
threes is not going to teach her. She's not going to learn
anything. We need to show her the basic controls and she can
hold her out in the tournament. sketch. Another thing you are
not ideal. I don't know. Fuck. No, you're not ideal.
sketch. You're not calling the strats, bro.
Let the chat vote.
Let the chat vote.
Let the chat vote.
I say we run a poll.
I say we run a poll.
You don't know what you're doing and you don't communicate.
I communicate.
I was talking the whole time.
You don't even know what a refresh is.
Let's run a poll.
Hey chat, be unbiased. Who should the IGL be?
GX, Skech, or Sina?
Who should the IGL be?
Type one for Skech.
Jinksie yeah, it's a pole. It's nothing for your time. Nothing for center
All you see is once
Who should the idea of the team be vote okay, and send us by city you need to get a vote on me or jinksie
Sena's um
Sketch if I have to be a 100% honest your three beers deep and jinksie has played more than you
No one gives a shit about what jinksie's got to do
with me drinking three beers,
because I didn't have three beers.
Hey, sketch.
I should, I really should take that as defamation.
Hey, hey, sketch.
Yeah, yeah, you're not wrong.
Sure.
Yo, sketch.
Let me say this again.
I just whipped your ass in a 1v1.
You're gonna listen to me.
I'm not on my YouTube.
Sketch, there's $50,000.
Can I get a much louder?
No, it is again.
As well.
$50,000.
Scats, do not fuck this shit up.
I'd like to shout out my soundcloud
while you have this many viewers listening.
I'd be it's a lot of people.
Shout out my soundcloud.
Hey chat, chat send us, not gonna be the IGL,
remove it and repoll it.
Guys, send a high five.
Excuse me, what was my name?
Excuse me.
No, welcome back.
I told you not to put sitting in the vote.
Yeah, high five.
What were you said,
but you said I don't know what IGL is.
We ran a poll who's gonna be the I gel the team and you won with 66%
Sit up, you know how to wait Senate, let me add you and rocket league. We're just gonna
I'm going to see what you know my god
Drive car me hit ball like it's that simple. Oh my fucking god
Why it's not sit Senna again. I'm no cortisol Senna. It's really not simple
I just think we do two minutes of just just flipping flipping learning the flips right have ice, right?
It's I promise you don't need drive me hit ball. It's dinner. Get in the fucking game or else
Watching it right now. It's just taking guys don't my god. What do you mean? Don't be mad. Don't be mad about
Know your epic account to you. I have to I have to re-log into my epic account. Yes
So and you don't know it you just know your epic account, right? So they're just typing your epic
No, she doesn't know it in as we speak. Oh my god
Just know what oh my god
What the game sinna do you have a rocket downloaded? Of course, I do
Sinner are you fucking serious? Actually wait no this is this is for $50,000 you're gonna have to pay
Don't pull that car
Years ago
$500 gift card to Chick-fil-A then.
Hold on, I'm typing in my password right now.
Just give me a second.
Hurry!
Yo, Scott.
We have to play. We have to keep flow going.
We can't babysitter.
We have to join the tour.
We can't babysitter.
We can't babysitter.
Your mission to speak, Scott.
Lower sketch.
Hey, sketch.
Oh, so now you're making him IGL.
You're making him IGL now, but it was me a second ago.
No.
Hey, no.
None of you guys are going to start to get in the water.
You can work.
You can work.
You can work.
You can work.
I'm going to try to save us from hell and be a fucking miracle worker here.
Sina, do you say you have 30 minutes on the game and sketches drunk?
I'm not drunk.
And Sina has 30 nothing on this game because you just didn't download it.
I downloaded my other PC thing.
And I do have 30 minutes.
She doesn't have two PCs.
She doesn't have two PCs.
You guys joined the Discord.
Oh my god, we see the bracket here over playing Archie first you do we lost
Archie's actually we have to log in again really fast I think I got my password wrong
Jinx you can't beat Archie then who do you expect to beat then hey Sina here we go where do we go
Sina you said you wait where do we go?
Yeah, no, I'm just I have to change my password again. I'm just gonna change it and no word
Perfectly fine guys all we got to do is just go to that discord server and then join the team Jinx he called
Okay. That's all we got. Right. Uh-huh. You guys are in the server right? Oh, I left the call.
We out up.
Hey chat. I'm not putting this lightly. We are fucked. Hey chat. We are absolutely fucked.
Hello. Hello. What's up? What is that? What's up? What's up? Can we get this thing going?
What got leaked? What got leaked? What got leaked?
Everything's leaked. We're fucked. It's okay. What got leaked? What got leaked?
Did you share something from the discord that you're not supposed to? Wait, is there something in
the discord I should have shown? She leaked her epic account? Oh, nothing. She's just trolling.
Okay
All right, I think she I think she's still pooping. Nope. Yo sketch. Um, yo
Again, this is $50,000 sketch. Okay, and you're telling me that you're more angry at me than Senate
Who's just now downloading the game after hanging out with kids all day?
Okay, it's probably a couple of better ways to frame it than that. I think it was babysitting
No, it wasn't babysitting
Sketch, besides the-
You don't babysit on Tuesday.
That's literally what you would babysit on.
You wouldn't babysit on the weekends.
Look, Brown, here's what's gonna happen.
We're gonna win the tournament, Sketch,
because me and you, with the power of friendship,
we're gonna win, we're not gonna argue.
Sketch, if you say the words,
where are you at any point in time,
I'm going to shut off my Xbox.
I'm not kidding, okay?
And that would be a pleasantry.
double-in viewership instantly.
Okay, it's in the discord. Okay.
No, what's in the discord?
You have to you can just invite us right? Oh
Agent plays first. Okay
Wait, who do we play?
Is it one game at a time bro, I don't know is it one game at a time or all at once chat
You know one game at a time wouldn't be the end of the world because we would have like cinema be able to
Do we get that we did we could farm hours?
No, we can practice sketch we get we could run more ads on our viewers right you're right Jinxie you can you can get another car
Sketch I want to win
Like like sketch you buy another Montclair jacket sketch. I want to win the fucking tournament
I've made that clear for the last out sketch
There is, again, I'm really don't understand.
The sketch is too tough.
Yeah, great.
Thank you.
$50,000 sketch.
Oh, let me check in on Senna really quick.
Here's the call.
Hey, Senna, how's it going?
Hey, hey, hey, Jinxie.
Senna, you know what they're saying.
Crazy thing.
Crazy thing.
Do you know how to read?
Yes.
OK, well, maybe how about you use your two fuck-ass eyes
and you can look and see that I don't have the Discord.
Oh.
So you know what, you're right, I think I texted the discord in the group chat.
Oh my God.
So I did.
Oh my God.
Who texts discord?
Jixie, who does that?
Okay.
You're right.
I got you.
So here, hold on.
Hold on.
I can, no, don't worry.
I got it.
I'll be the adult and handle it.
So no, no, no, no, I put it in the, no, no, no, I already accepted it.
I already accepted it.
So as the IGL, I took initiative and I accepted it.
And now I'm going to join.
So here's the thing.
I feel this I gel that before we join that team call center me and you need to form an alliance against sketch
Okay, let's say whatever I say whether it's right or wrong
It doesn't matter if sketch gets controlled of this team. We are going off the fucking cliff
So now you can say anything. I'm just gonna shift the blame in the sketch because the blade doesn't yes
It's Rocket League. You can't drive off cliffs. Come on, bro. Like this is why you're not IGL. Are you serious?
So, Senna, as the IGL of the team, uh...
No, I'm IGL and why does everybody keep bouncing around these... It's not that complicated.
Guys, just... All right, we're gonna go in the server call now. All right, server call, server call, server call. Yep.
Team Senna!
Nope.
Just head over there. Okay.
Oh my god, Team Senna. Is there a way we can change this, maybe?
No, I think the team name is Team Jynxy.
Yup, yes it is.
I saw a bug it should not be.
Guys, this is really dysfunctional because we are probably the only team in the history
of gaming to have three agile's.
Okay, we can't have...
Agile and Ghosh can catch.
We had a deal.
Oh, the count of three.
Hey.
One, two, three.
Sina, Sina, can I add you on Rocket League so I can get you in a private match and
then we can practice like some of your like skill moves and techniques?
No, that's a real match.
We have to sign it.
I'm watching the game right now.
I'm actually watching the game right now.
We're gonna play a real match.
Sketch, I just need to make sure
that she knows the controls
because she has 30 minutes of play time.
So you think that because I'm a girl,
I don't know the controls.
That's not, whoa, that's a forbidden word you said.
And it's the last day of women's month is the thing.
Like it's the last day of women's month.
That is not what I said.
But you have a whole month.
I think you're forbidden what you said.
A whole month.
Yeah, women get a whole month.
Isn't that unfortunate?
Now it's great wonderful now set up here's the thing um you said you have 30 minutes of playtime, so I think
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yousef, are you a peanut?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm trying to be a peanut first.
Yousef, you're a peanut.
He's embodying something.
Yousef, we're taking you next.
Um, no, no. We're playing extra Emily's team.
We're just trying to get in everybody's heads before we start, no.
Yo, Yousef, how long have you been a peanut for, bro?
Um, I've just been recently trying new things, you know what I'm saying? We got to make it out somehow, bro
for me
Okay, but okay next question
Who's your guys strongest player and who's your weakest player?
Oh that is as part of use if use if it's probably the best
The week you can tell by the way he looks the way he dressed. He is a gamer
What wait, what does that mean Chris?
Okay, Chris, what rank are you in Rocket League Chris? Oh, yeah, so me me. I'm like I'm like I'm like pie 13. Oh
My god, right?
13 Chris
I'm not like diamond diamond 13.
Okay.
I'm a 13.
I'm a 13.
Diamond 13 doesn't exist.
Oh, you probably got the, uh, oh, it's gone.
It's gone.
No, I have this right here.
I got the update.
So let me get this straight.
None of you guys have unlocked rent yet.
Guys, let me hit the first year bubble.
I'm prestige.
I'm really good.
Really good idea. You know what I mean?
Yo, okay, so team Chris. All right, let me just I'm gonna burst your guys bubble if you guys make it out of the first round
I will literally shit myself
One first off we have Emily, dude, I fucking beat the fuck out of her in a fucking game in Gottlie
Yeah, yeah, that's what I did. Yeah, so anyway, um next after that. Yeah, um next after that where I have to play agent
Okay, okay. Oh my god. Oh, we're fucking
Hey, you said are you scared of fucking up agent?
I've never been scared of agent a day in my life.
What the fuck on? What the fuck on?
Hey, it's teammates aren't shitting either. So it's like really we probably see you guys in the finals
Yeah, all right. We'll see you guys in the finals
whether we'll see you in the finals. Good luck. Hey, team Senna. So get ready. You know, y'all have a good chance, bro.
Hey, good luck, man. Y'all have a good chance. You see, that didn't sound genuine. That didn't sound genuine. Yeah, that is
on genuine. I'm not going to go. No, y'all have a good chance, bro. I actually believe in you guys.
Jinky, did you just find a costume here? All right. Hey, Chris, we back. All right, guys. Good luck, man.
All right, and peace out, peace out, all right.
That team has a zero percent chance of winning shit.
What are we gonna practice at all?
This is for 50,000 dollars.
Right now, right now.
Your IGL and captain has taken that into control
and invited Sina.
Now, first thing we're gonna do, I know it's boring.
It's not worth it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, wait, sketch.
Your account named after Sagan
because you didn't make your own account?
He's on
Sketch is unprepared now listen guys. Here's the thing
We're gonna go into a private match in Suna. I just want to see where you're at as a player
All right
I just want to say as the IGL that we should go into a private match and I'm gonna show you guys what I know
I think that's a good as a thing.
All right, you don't have to start this shit.
Start the fucking game!
Hey, hey, sketch, relax.
Thank you, thank you.
Can I ask for you to start the game, please, as the IGL?
Thank you.
Thank you, Senate.
At least something gets to it, Senate.
Thank you, thank you.
OK.
This is the end of our list, and it's right.
I also have the keyboard to plug in my controller,
so can you give me a second?
Are you a real person?
Are you a real person?
Are you a guy who doesn't know how to touch down
a guy or a tool kit?
Are we really talking about that?
You don't care about this money. Yeah
This is said of this tournament is for $50,000
Tell her what that out actually when you put you conveniently left that out
It's not playing stuff like this for training. No, I know I don't give a shit. Okay. Why why why would you do this right now?
It's gonna join your whatever team you want
That we need to look sit up to like a training simulation and see what
Oh, okay, I scored a goal
Okay, it's just a simulation now. I have a dilemma. Hold on my sound is coming through my
Oh, no, it's in is on my team
My team
Should I block Sagan McFly that guy's pissing me off. No, okay, so that's that's me
So now you're in and you can control everything, right? Oh, yeah, just give me just give me one second
I gotta do my
like we're not playing yet we're gonna play but we got to get I'm going to
adapt them all right that's right that's a joke and they're like no one
obviously right it's another zero rush and we were not even playing for like
probably 20 minutes all right because now we have time to actually get you
prepared for the tournament sit up I just met a team of three people who
don't even know what rank this I I'm not even kidding with five minutes of
actual fundamentals, you'll be better than half the turner, et cetera.
I'm out of...
Hey, that's...
What don't you ever talk to me?
It's nice?
Uh, sketch, I already know you're a good player.
What don't you...
What don't you...
What...
What don't you talk to me?
It's nice.
Now, guys, is this bad news to tell you that my game just froze or is...
Or something so pause?
It's pause.
It's pause, et cetera.
It's pause.
You ready?
Yeah, pause.
So, Senna, first thing, let me just see your power shot, all right?
Open goal.
Of course.
Just shoot it, Senna.
Power shot.
Let's see.
Okay, hold on. Hold on, my controller, it wasn't-
Hey, hey, Skeps? What the fuck are you doing?
Skeps?
Skeps, what are-
Guys, guys-
Guys, I have a bit of a problem-
I- I- I- I top score it.
Er- Er, controls aren't working either way, it's alright.
I'm saving us time.
Hold on, I have to switch the phone.
So that evens Lexi.
Bye, guys.
Okay.
Okay, there, there, there. I'm- I'm switching cores.
Sit up. First things first.
Let's see your power shot, okay?
Skeps. Okay.
Skeps! Skeps!
If I was a team leader I would get him to stop as the thing I thought yeah
This is about training the new player who has 30
Yeah, yeah
Okay, so first thing I'm just gonna show you sit up whenever someone
You have no idea what you're doing.
It's the third chip.
What are you doing with the ball?
Yeah.
So wait.
Zena, do you know what rule one is?
It's when you go face to face with somebody.
You have to wait.
You already know.
Okay, perfect.
Okay, sketch.
Stop hitting the ball.
Sketch.
How is she going to train if you're hitting the ball?
Okay.
I don't want you to train if I'm doing great.
Okay, Zena, next thing.
The best thing you can do is front flip when a ball is close to you.
Show me a front flip, Zena.
I did it too.
I'm going to punch you in the face.
I'm going to punch you in the face.
I'm going to punch you in the face.
I'm gonna punch you in the face!
I know you know I'm a great demon!
Stop touching the fucking ball!
Get out of here!
That's really good morale for you to be punching people in the face
which is why I think I should have backed the team later.
Yo, I love greetings, greetings.
Who is that?
Wait, who is that?
Sit up.
Who is that?
It's Ray.
Ray!
Yes, yo.
A little different.
How do you kick somebody from across from your house?
This is not my fault.
It's not really your fault!
It's only your fault!
No, no, stop hitting the fucking wall!
Fuck!
Fuck this!
Shut up!
Shut up!
It's the one thing I want to show you here.
This is called Cookshot.
So, sit down. Do you know how to boost?
Yeah, but...
Now, you're talking to me like I don't know.
And here's the thing, I don't appreciate that.
Alright, so Sina, how do you boost?
I hit my circle.
Okay, so Sina, when you boost for about, uh, 40 boost points,
Do I do now?
You reach supersonic speed, Sina.
That's when I generate the most power.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Right.
So, you'll know you'll reach it when you see that blue stream behind your car.
Practice really quick.
Uh, JX, sorry, you were going to take that ball from you,
which is why I think it's better to clear something up.
Uh, Sina, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Sina, um, I'm not,
I'm not gonna...
Skats, if you keep running into my car, I'm literally going to fly to Texas.
Well, I mean, maybe if you want to carry...
No, you're trying to make me...
She'd throw my life, so I mean, I have to take that life.
Oh, guys, you just let me score.
You really just let me score.
You know what?
You know what?
I-I-I-I set up.
This is what we're looking at.
What more are you gonna say, GTs?
Uh, uh, well, I can't say anything, Skats.
You're shot!
You're hitting the ball.
You're shot!
Skats, you're hitting the ball.
So...
I'm not hitting the ball, I'm hitting you.
Alright you know what we're looking good guys, I think we're running nice Senna, great job.
Thanks very much.
Jinksy, you were supposed to block it off by the way.
We're going to get yours over.
As the RGL, I really think you should have taken initiative there and blocked it with
the Blotting again.
We should go back to the team Senna.
Yeah, so we're not calling the team Senna or to the sketch.
It's team Senna.
Why are we not?
It's going to be team Senna.
Why not?
Senna, we're a sketch.
How about that?
You know what?
Let's call the team Senna and sketch.
You know what?
Whatever you guys want to do.
I really like the sketch.
You know, whatever you guys want to do, I'm all here for positivity, you know, it's not like the tournament's for $50,000 or something.
It's not like this. This tournament is for nothing.
Y'know what? You guys take over the practice. Whatever you guys are doing with the training.
I mean, at least you can probably practice. You kinda need it.
Yeah, it's gonna end. You're not gonna lie.
Alright, let's do a 1v2. Let's do it. Let's see.
It's starting now, let's get started now.
Alright, Sina?
You don't want to go to the chat, you like that.
I know the ones that will be out of the team, so maybe you don't.
Alright, so that's already a goal in the 1v2.
Should we switch teams so it's me and Sketch against you?
Sina?
Isn't that way?
Okay, we need to do IGL.
Come on, me and Sketch are...
Sina, look at the blue team and look at the orange team.
I'll wait until I am blue. I'm a bot.
Buzzer at it.
All right, I'm gonna hit this.
Nice and a good. You demoed me.
That takes me out of the game for three seconds.
No, don't say a nice thing.
Did they care?
I'm kidding.
And there's another goal.
Oh, okay.
So guys, don't actually like your word of warning.
Stop acting like you're good.
For 1v2, you guys are not doing well.
You chimp shot it.
Is that what you want?
I want to be like you and you kick your ass.
I might not be good, but I'm better than you.
I
Have a seven and you have two so are you really better? Yeah, yeah, you guys have seven. Yeah, I mean
That feels offensive well that was very rude no
No!
So, yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Okay, wait.
Now use my super sonic speed!
So, if you want to generate maximum height,
it's jump, then jump.
So, are you on X-Watts or PlayStation controller?
I'm on PlayStation controller, PlayStation controller.
All right, X, then X.
Press them twice, you generate maximum height.
Oh, God.
Oh, wow, you're so awesome.
Wow, GT, you're so awesome.
Yeah, GT, GT, GT.
Holy fuck!
Play a different game.
Go play a different fucking game.
Every day for 365 days, you're playing Rocket League every fucking day of your life
Yeah, so this is your ball you have to get it
Need to work on a couple of things I think like rotation
New case
Well I mean this is a driving game I'm literally going to play.
Yeah I understand.
So if I say I'm literally driving in a car that is the credit to go.
I just told that one.
Can you change your car to a short bus?
I feel like it's more fancy.
Good shot.
Good shot.
Credit taken.
Alright so guys, next thing.
If you have a ball, like if you're going for the ball just say I got it.
It's really important to say that.
Oh thank you.
Come on.
guys if we don't communicate, what ends up happening?
I got it!
Aw, friend.
What ends up happening, Joe?
Yeah, JC's just so good. It's crazy. He's so hard to beat.
Yes, yes, guys. You can't beat me in a 1v1. I don't know what you're playing at.
Okay, JC, you stream every day. You should be, you should have been pro by now, but the fact that you're not, you know.
Yeah
We're even in the game
Probably should just get good at the game then is the thing like you just know you're a lot of stuttering and not a lot of gold
So guys remember communication
Rotations and other things guys. We should never be in a scenario where three of us are going for a ball at the same time
Like yeah, I do I do want to add by the way. I don't think we should be in a scenario where three of us are going for the
Ball at the same time. I think we need to communicate better
Yeah, that's probably true
And it's fun guys
Me too fuck the 50,000 I've been $50,000 just to be friends
I didn't beat you, I hit the door.
Oh, did you do a lot?
We're just gonna score.
Rematch us, watch what happens.
Hey!
You guys wanna 1v2?
Yeah, let's 1v2.
Okay, let's 1v2.
I mean, let's 1v2.
Yeah, let's 1v2.
Rematch.
Just to be clear of that.
Yep, just to be clear of that.
Okay, if you have any questions,
do you have any questions?
No, I'm clear of the game.
I would have questions.
What is going on?
I'm here too, Sketch!
I'll say it one more time in English, Sketch!
What do you want questions?
Come on!
Sketch, you have 100 plus hours on the game,
so it has 30 minutes on the game, Sketch!
It's a golden 30 minutes, and I've got a game sense.
What do you mean by golden 30?
Golden 30? You never had a golden 30 in your life?
Get him, Sketch!
Yes, and hit the right button.
Hey guys, I have to turn off camera shake.
My chat is mad.
Second.
Senna, another big tip.
Use the ball cam.
Make sure you're using that.
You were using that, right?
Oh yeah, yeah, yep.
I'm a big fan of ball cam.
My favorite.
Yep.
So Senna, I have a feeling you're being sarcastic.
Senna, were you using the ball cam during that time?
I'm a huge fan of ball cam personally.
That is my favorite, yes.
Senna, don't lie to him and just tell him
the freaking truth right now.
Senna, were you playing that entire match?
We are both actively using ballcam
What did you
Oh, so now I gotta change your camera and game settings after this. Okay. Oh, so now you want to change my settings. That's
I just got reminded. I just got reminded.
So now you want to change the settings.
I just got reminded. Okay, guys we got this.
Yep, back to you
Refresh
This is
Scotch
Hi
Yo
I am feeling
Doing good
How y'all feeling
We're doing good
We're doing great
The team chemistry is through the roof
No, not over here
No arguing
Yeah
I'm gonna see if you guys are playing next
You guys are ready to play next?
Oh, we're next
Yeah
Yes, yes, we are
Yeah, we're ready
Okay cool, I'm saying that you need not be over it one more time.
Yes, yes, move your fat swag out of the way and you will have that fucking problem.
Now you're making fun of my car, that's not cool.
That's really not cool.
Oh, so it's not 7-1.
What the fuck happened?
So to generate more power, push your left stick forward and double click A and that's going to create a front flip animation.
Like when I jump, right?
Yeah, so like, let's get forward, A-A. Let's get forward, A-A.
Okay.
Did it fall down to let him score? He's a cocky piece of shit!
Yeah, I think, yeah, no, I thought you were a little too confident.
Guys, I'm not, I'm not confident at all, actually.
I'm not worried about him the least bit.
Yep.
You guys can't play you guys are not playing right now. You guys are playing after this one, okay?
Okay, who is playing against, Adam?
After this one?
Yes.
Who are we playing against?
You guys play, let me double check for you. You play, uh, T-R-T.
Great job, Sarah.
Alright.
Exactly.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. W.
JZ, JZ.
JZ, no one gets a shit.
Oh my god, you can get a god.
Nobody fucking cares.
Nobody cares.
Get a fucking barrel.
You want an end game?
Is this the game they're talking about?
Is this really the game they're talking about?
We just play fucking games.
I don't want to let you know no one gives us shit.
Because I can do that.
And that.
Right now!
That's a good idea.
Get your Tintle.
WIGLs.
Joe already lost.
What oh my god did you play for it just have a friggin in there and listen what are you talking about
From that's really good for us. I think you're not the best team. Thank you. No, the best team is one we're playing
Wait, you said Arcee Steve? Who's on Arcee? Probably Arcee
What do you think you are?
I don't understand what you are doing on your neck.
That's because I whipped on one thing.
Honestly, I think you just wanted to give you the point a little bit.
There you go.
Wow.
That's sure going to win.
That's sure going to win in three's against real people.
Wow.
That's sure going to win.
I'm gonna get the boost from the left, you got this.
Lock it.
Nice, nice, nice.
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
The kid that did.
Versus the kid that does.
There's a massive difference.
Yes, you really go for that bump on the left.
Yep.
Channel that.
I like that.
Give me the channel list.
You really go for that bump on the top.
Yep.
You channel that.
I like that.
Give me the channel list.
I mean, on fire is me.
I think we got a chance.
I think we're looking good.
I hit it.
I hit it over there.
You like boosts?
Great hits.
You're on fire.
Tell me the camera settings.
That's my balls, it's in it, it's drive, drive, it's in it!
Are you serious?
I'm gonna get out of the court, you hit it away, are you fucking serious?
Sit down, sit down.
Nita, you're just out of the tree!
Is your ballcam on, sit down?
My ballcam!
You know what a ballcam is?
Yes, yes, is it following the ball, yes.
Yeah, yes, make sure that it's almost always on, like almost always on.
Yeah, I know! I told you! I'm on board!
No one gets shit! No one gets shit!
He's gonna mess with the drone!
Damn it!
Get a job, please. Holy shit.
Okay. Um...
Sina, hit X and we don't have to watch these platoids!
Oh, sorry.
Wait, Sina, did you just curse?
No, I would never do that.
That's a 10 gets it's fine.
10 gets it to who?
Um, to me, IGL.
I mean, I don't know if you're ideal, though, I'm not ideal.
You're not the ideal, Scat.
I mean, you're not the ideal either, so I don't know why you're talking to me.
You're not the ideal!
It's me.
It's women's month, guys. It's women's month.
No, that was last month.
It's still March.
That was last year's month. I get both months too.
I mean, what happened?
So, I'm double-monthing.
How many months fucking holiday do you got?
Get the whole fucking eater you have enough
What do I have?
JC, JC
Get a job
I don't like, who's shuntin' now?
Why did- what?
We lost, we fucking lost
Why did we just talk shit about me?
Yes, why are you moving here?
We're fucked on JC
Wait, that's on me? Yo guys
Did you get the idea of this lollygagging?
I'm putting my heart and soul into this.
Yeah, no problem.
No.
Yeah, let's get a pitch here.
I'm going to have to play the Wally Gang one more time.
So, uh, yeah, JC, you lost first game.
They got like a GC1 in their lobby this tourney.
What?
You know, you get the finale.
It's tough, pal.
So you good luck to you.
Who's who?
Who's who?
He's the air dribble flex.
So you got to match him in the air.
Wait, wait, on whose team?
Chance's team has a player called Detroit.
He has 4,000 hours.
Sick.
4,000 hours in Rocket League.
But, Jynxie, don't worry.
You have me in sketch.
Yeah, don't worry, bro.
You'll be able to clutch up.
You just match it.
So all we do is we have to match them.
I have a good match.
Hey, Joe, a little bit of a sidebar here.
Yeah.
One second, T.
Were you told it was a content tourney?
Yeah, one moment.
Joe.
Hello?
Hey, so, Joe, I was under the impression that this was a tournament for content.
And should I not be listening to you on stream right now?
Yeah, you can, I'm just definitely...
I will see, okay, so I got invited by Asia last night and Asia was like, well,
I think most people are inviting content creators, but I am worried that somebody's gonna stack their team.
And I was like, yeah, you know, people do that all the time. I was like, money's on the line.
But when I joined the server, I saw like Yousif and R.T. and, you know, you and Stetra,
I was like, oh, it probably is a content creator attorney.
But the thing that worried me before we started is there's no player restrictions.
It was just like, hey, this is not the current invite lever.
So I was like fully expecting you.
Like the point that I made was like, I understand Detroit's not
a proud, and that's what Phantom said.
But I'm like, you could have just invited like me.
Yeah, because I was told that all Phantom said was no pros.
And like, I don't know.
I was told like no pros.
I just assumed like we got three, four
in the second first game of five zero and 45 seconds and then we like changed our strategy
in the second game and it's great for me we lost at like last second but he said he was
trying or my cat said he said he was trying less but um no like he can like walk he can
like air dribble off the ceiling like so you have to like get him off it's like you
never want to get that like uh concepts you know 1v7 challenge it's gonna be like
like, don't let the guy have the ball or he lose.
Yeah, because like, I was like,
because it said no pros, I was like,
okay, I'm just gonna get people that like,
I know are like, you know,
sketches like plaid or like gold
instead of has 30 minutes on the game.
But like, if I could have got like grand champs,
I feel like it would just ruin the tournament now.
Yeah, well, I mean, I don't know.
I think every other team is like,
looking at every other team,
I don't think any other teams that's bad.
Like, I just think they're definitive.
Like from my perspective, I think they went like,
and I'm not crazy good, but just like,
I've seen that like half of the bonus journey
aren't a straight ass.
So it's like,
fuck.
I mean, good luck to you.
I think you have a chance,
but like, it's a slim chance.
Yeah, because like, if you say no pros,
it's like pretty loose
because then I could just get like a SSL,
but I didn't do that, man.
Yeah, but that's why I like, like,
they were like, he doesn't have pros
And then I looked at this game and he showed us a team and he had, uh,
he had four sounds from the game. And I was like, I don't think I have four
day hours.
Also bro, the tournament's for 50 grand. I think he's just going to run through
everybody. Cause I'll just, Joe, I'm telling you straight up like your team.
He just went into turning. I just, I just knew what I saw that there was like
no restrictions. I was like, God, this is going to be like a like a fortnight
twist rivals of that where it's like, Oh, it's casual.
And then you're playing against collect Booga and like crazy track players.
Well, all right, bro, thank you.
The rest of his team isn't crazy.
It's only him.
Yeah, but I think his team could leave,
and they would be like, I think one Grand Champ could beat us.
I'm not even kidding.
I mean, we were getting 1v3.
Yeah.
He's going to be flying the level.
They're going to talk about, wow.
But we're not beating a Grand Champ.
Wait, what are his teammates?
Plat or Gold?
I have no idea what they were.
Well, I guess I'll just play for fun.
OK, we'll go.
I think there's a chance, I think you could win.
Like all I was saying at the end was I was like,
oh damn, I was trying to go against them first.
Cause then I could have gotten to like, you know,
last room or some shade.
Yeah.
But like, so you can go far.
I just don't, I think, I think final match against them
is going to be pretty, pretty scary.
Yeah.
Yeah. Okay.
Well, thanks for letting me know, Joe.
Yeah. I'll catch you guys later.
All right. I'll see you bro.
All right, team.
I'm back. I got a tie. I got good news and bad news. Oh well. Okay. I got good news and
potentially upsetting news. Okay. What's the good news of the bad news?
Maybe it's a little good news first. Yeah. Good news. Good news. We lost dinner. We're losing
Good news. I think we can make it to finals. That is great news. Okay, that's now for the
potentially upsetting news. There's a 0% chance of us winning in finals. Now, why do you think
that there is? Why do you prefer everything with shitty on it? Because I'm a logical human.
I don't know. There is a guy in the tournament who is grand champion,
which like is the second highest rank in the game and has
how would you allow it? I have no idea.
He has 4,000 hours on the game because the rule was no pros,
which like technically, okay. So when Phantom told me no pros, I'm like,
all right, I'm just going to get like, you know,
two streamers and just have fun. But I mean,
I guess I could have just got two SSLs in one minute.
Now here's the thing. Even though it's no pros,
if you had known you could have gotten these players,
you still would have picked me in sketch, right?
Wait, are we using backups?
Are we using booty calls?
I don't want to be, yeah, I don't want to be this tiny.
Yeah, what the fuck kind of company?
Was that a backhanded company?
No, guys, okay.
I think we're rushing, we're jumping things.
I would have had you guys regardless.
Senator doesn't rush to anything, except for a snack bar.
The last time you rushed to that was two years ago.
I went today, actually.
You did not go to the gym.
I meditated.
I just wanted to say,
we're probably going to make it to the finals but there's a zero percent chance we
win
honestly might have made it to the finals but we could. I don't know, it's pretty easy to score on and so far.
You have one.
Okay, it's 11-1 because you were scoring seven of those while no one was in the game.
What about that last one? If this is you, twenty-four seven, we're going to score three.
You're fucking...
Oh my god, you're a troubletite.
Really? And you killed me and my ball is still down your court.
Oh, there's going to be a tournament game going on right now.
I think somebody's losing nine to 10 to zero.
Dixie, here's the thing. You have me and sketch. You know what I mean?
And yeah, you're the thing. You're dead. Yeah.
Yeah. So to continue with your point.
I'm like, sure, that guy has 4,000 hours, but at the end of the day,
Does he have a great team leader like me?
No, listen, this is not a self-paced competition.
No, Sina, he doesn't have a great team leader, but Sina, he can fly through the
air and do flip reset, like pop triples and just score in the air.
We're first going to be on the grass looking at him.
I can do that right now.
Sina, I promise you can do that.
I can fly through the air.
I know how to fly through the air.
I learned.
Sina, it takes like, Sina, Sina, Sina.
It takes like a thousand hours to, to like flip.
Sinus is not even, this is not even a touch of all to be honest.
I actually don't even know if there's a single diamond player.
I mean, everybody in the chat is going to be like,
I don't know if there's a single diamond who can actually consistently flip reset.
Okay, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Ready?
Sinut, you're going to, Sinut, you can't.
Yeah, there's nothing here right now.
I just flip reset.
Hold on, just let me, um, okay. All right, hold on.
Just give me a second. I'm going to get it.
Okay, one more second, just give me one more time.
Wait, so who's losing 10 to zero chat?
Is it Emily's team?
Is this team losing 10 to zero?
Watch a shot.
Chad, who's resetting the flip?
Is Emily's team losing?
Jinxie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now like not, obviously not for me
because I know how to do it,
but if one was to do the move
that you were talking about,
how would one do that?
For the chat, obviously.
If you would, if one was to do what move, like flying air, I would, uh, okay.
So flying jump, boost or jump, jump, boost or jump boost, but jump, jump,
boost is going to get you higher.
So jump, jump, boost.
Now, as for flip reset and sit up, uh, it is virtually impossible.
If you have 30 minutes, it's not possible.
Set up, but focusing on flying is good.
Make sure you have boost in your inventory, jump, boost.
So jump
Somebody said Chris next door is crying. Oh
He's always better games. No, we don't have to worry about that
If I if I get scored on by
Let's go let's go there's 15 seconds and it's 12 to 0 and he said oh my god. Yo, I'm a I so next time
We taking out Russell. Yo, how to fight?
This is game one we just have to win game two
By yourself the entire time
Okay, um, Sina, any other questions about flying or anything, but I just want to point out how you're not in the game practicing and I feel like it would have really helped.
He's talking to have eyes. They're playing foot.
They're playing footsies.
Yeah, I just want to make you want to know that.
Yeah, footsies with Hibiscus.
You guys like to be honest.
Hibiscus underneath this desk.
Hey guys, no, no, no.
Guys, yeah.
I just feel like I feel like we could have practiced.
And the thing is, is you're just not taking this seriously.
No, it's not that, Sina.
Sina, here's the thing.
There is a human being in this tournament who has,
I was taking it serious.
I was coaching you.
I was trying my best.
What do you mean?
There is a human being.
Shut up, sketch.
There's a Q and P, who has 4,000 hours.
There is a double amount of time.
Right, is it true?
No, instead of your fucking camera
while high-vibes queue songs,
maybe you could get in the game and practice
and listen to your IJ.
Exactly.
What are you, he's probably shirtless right now,
dancing to stuff.
Remember when you stuck on your controller?
Enough of that.
Crazy fraud or something.
Guys, I have good news.
Guys, I have good news and good news.
What's good news?
That's disqualified.
Detroit got disqualified.
Wait, that's the hours for the snores?
Yeah, my chat said it got de-cued.
Let's fucking go. That's the hours for the snores.
That's good for us!
Yeah, that's really good.
Okay, let's actually have a chance to win it.
I think Joe's gonna win it.
Now, open up.
And so, Lori, what are you saying about, yeah, about Slendery or Team and it?
Oh, let's practice. Let's go. Let's go.
Y'all in the match?
We're the next game!
Yeah, are y'all here?
We're the next game!
That doesn't answer my fucking question!
or y'all are in the practice mode.
What, I'm in the mode, I'm in the mode,
I'm in the game, can you pick a team?
Are you guys, you guys are in the lobby
or the, okay, the prime match is coming.
The lobby.
Why are you in the lobby?
Get in the practice mode.
Sinna's in a private match by herself.
Are you, okay, so it was in the mess
that everyone was in until you decided
to go and have a date with Joe.
What do you want me to do?
Exactly, thank you, finally.
All right, Sinna, join whatever team you want.
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
I'm gonna spectate you. You just one be one sketch, okay?
How about this how about you spectate me so that way you can see how I play and then maybe
Yep, I'm gonna spectate you and I'm just gonna say little you know little piece of a bunch
Okay, maybe you could just add in some little
Okay, so on this one
Sina
Actually good. Okay. Always make sure to take boosts in a always make sure to take boosts. Huh? Now
I did watch a YouTube video where they said play co-actively not react
Yes
The open that
All right, that's nice. It up. Sit up. Wait really good. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. All right, so
hit it
Okay, so if you gotta fix your cameras having set up
The Volcans!
Chad, what do you mean blind meeting the blind?
I'm platinum guys!
You're not platinum injection!
You're platinum!
You're platinum!
You're platinum in Europe!
You're a tinfoil and covered dog shit!
So, Senna, is it okay if I give you the good camera settings so you could like have more FLVs on?
Yeah! Okay.
Hi-Fi, call me.
So also, you don't know you have to call on Hi-Fi?
Okay, I have it. All right, it's gonna go to settings. Let me just uh-huh
camera
Make sure camera shake is off spectator and birth pitch off
Spectator ball cam off. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Slow down. Jesus. All I see is feel the view distance. Hi
There's no spec. Yeah. Yeah. Oh wait, maybe video
Which out where is that will be I got to join the game. Okay one second
We're going to have to join.
Wait, what game do we have to join?
Hold up.
Okay, Sina.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Nobody's playing, Sketch.
Nobody's playing.
Sina, Field of View, 100 and 9.
Are you jealous?
Yo, Sketch, let me do this real quick.
Sina, Field of View, 100 and 9.
100 and 9.
Oh, Max.
Yeah, 100 and 9.
Distance, 270.
All right.
Height, 100.
Okay.
Oh wait, Field of View, do 100 and 9.
Wait a few of you do 110, I'm sorry.
110.
Okay.
All right, I was confused while you were one degree off
and that's for sure.
High 100.
Angle negative three.
Stiffness 0.35.
Okay.
Swivel speed 4.00.
Now what does swivel speed mean?
I don't even know, 4.00 though.
Okay, that, all right, then you're a hero.
Transition.
Transition scene 1.50, it's not scoring.
Microfroggen, maybe.
Demo, demo transition time 0.30.
Okay.
Invert swivel off.
So, Senna, you have camera shape off as well, right?
Yes.
All right, I think we should be good.
Should be everything.
Now play, see how it feels now.
See how it feels now.
Oh, wait, JT, I think I've reset it by accident.
can you read it again no no I know that shouldn't pressure you should
yeah no you said okay camera shake off sketch me stop fucking score it
camera shake off field of view 110 distance 270 right uh-huh height what
What again what excuse me and leave you what 110
Distance 270 I don't screenshot this for whatever she talks shit. And then what what what did you say like a
Spectator shake or whatever height 100 angle negative three stiffness 0.35 swivel speed 1.0
transition speed 1.5 zero demo trans she's driving around insert swivel she's
driving in the game insert swivel okay
I
Only hey guys
So serious guys
I just think we need better vibes, you know the vibe is all high
Yeah, let me lower my what do we just what would we play the game exactly?
That's you're really anxious about it. It doesn't we're gonna get we're gonna know we'll know it's that's we'll know
Do it go nuts in practice mode
For six hours
Really focused on doing the okay sit up. Okay. No my fault. So hardest thing about this game is the jet perception
Okay, I did see it. I did see it, but at that time, if it's a bad time, do I have to tell you that I very historically have bad depth reception?
Yeah, this should be a pretty bad time. Sit up. What's here to really focus on is that flipping, okay? Like that. It's really overpowered.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you get to the ball very fast. Okay. So now you really got to hit it though.
Right, right. Okay, so again, this might be a bad time. Obviously if it is, I'm joking.
But my jet perception is actually astronomically bad.
Pretty regular.
Yeah.
Okay.
Sinna, it's all good.
Sinna, just at the end of the day, we're going to win this tournament.
And the guy that I was worried about got DQ.
We got this, guys.
Sinna, this is all really good reps.
Nice, Sinna.
Sinna, the thing is, when you do that jump like that,
you take yourself out of the play for a while,
try to just like boost split.
Boost split, Boost split!
Remember, AA, AA while the left stick is forward. AA while the left stick is forward.
No, Marie!
That's why I should be on Agile, but who cares?
Oh, absolutely on Agile. I think what I'm gonna try to do again, guys, is I think I'm gonna start boosting forward a little bit more.
And Jinxie, if you could focus more on like your flips and stuff like that to make sure you get a good boost, that'd be great.
Thank you, coach. Appreciate it, coach.
I'm not worried at all. I've never been more confident in my life about anything ever.
That is very sad to hear. There's that informal ear because there's no confidence.
When I could lie, I just did a 360 over you and you tried to demonize me.
Is that up to me, Skept? That's cool. Skept, could you beat me in a 1v1 any time this year?
Did I just T-Bag you? Yes.
Did I just kill you? Yes.
You killed me, by the way, and I hit it still up to you for this one.
Right.
Seems like both of y'all can beat me.
That's the real challenge.
I'll see you again next time, Skeptin. Again, there it is.
That's that real challenge.
Save that one, sketch.
Oh, that's good, that's good!
I almost did.
Thank you for taking good advice, so...
What's the other word for overall saving it?
Oh yeah, allowing the fucking gold, sketch.
Perfect positioning!
Okay!
Not gonna lie, just right there.
Question, though.
For the viewers at home, obviously,
how would one do a perfect goal in block?
Um
So now all you got to focus on is just literally making contact with the ball
Where's the ball sit up members make contact with the ball that's it look at the end
We're gonna go underneath the ball
Oh my shit lag I was so confused
Is it lagging?
You're shit lagged.
It made a score on my...
No, I swear. Okay, I know it's just not a cap.
I swear I made a score on mine.
And then it didn't score.
I swear.
So, Senna, you saw it say on your screen
Senna Hall's score of a goal.
No, no, no, no, no.
I saw... chat, you saw it, right?
Okay.
I thought it was part of that shit, but no.
Yo.
You see Maxi team sketch. Thank you. Oh you guys ready? Yeah, it's ready as well ever be
All right, cool. Perfect. Let me go join our team argues the voice of these people gonna let you know
Not a problem at all not even a problem. So guys don't fuck this up for me
Sit up. Oh fuck this up for me. No, no sketch. Don't but don't you fucking dare?
Don't fuck this up for me. So do not do not do not do not fuck this up for me
I know I've said this 30 times guys. This is for $50,000 or about a plan. Okay for strategy
Okay for strategies guys, we're never gonna triple commit to a ball ever. We're never gonna triple commit
In the rules and rules channel is the password and server. Okay, so just join the guys
Guys if somebody on your team is close to the ball let him hit the ball. All right
Does that mean we have to hire a kid in camera?
Yeah, what do you think, sketch?
Or do you think it's a better idea to show the code while you type it in?
I'm double-checking, asshole!
Where's it at, General?
Where's it at?
It's in the Discord rules chat in Discord.
Where is it?
It's above general.
It says rules.
That's the code and the name.
says do not leak above it and then it's user blank and then password blank
That's what it is. Okay. It was in it was in it at seven or five. Oh
Do you
Describe to chat where I would input that again one more time tell the chat
Okay, so you click the play button and then you go to the private match underneath turn on us
And then you type in at the top you type in the user and then below you type in the password
only the party leader could take us to a private match.
That's what it says, only the party leader.
I'll get us in there. I'll get us in there. One moment. I'm just going to take a breather.
What?
He's probably going to have a really good time. He's probably relaxing.
I'm relaxing. You want to see what I'm doing? Check my shooting.
He sounds like super... Oh, they're saying he leaves.
Did he, did he leat?
I don't think he leat.
I think we're good.
Sketch, sketch, I'm gonna be honest, there's no way that we lose.
I never planned on losing. That's why I practiced for four hours today.
Instead of hanging out with my kids.
I heard you just argued with Jinxie, then you got yelled at, then you cried.
And then you got drunk.
I heard you, I heard you did nothing but you probably farted three times today at least.
You know, I was like.
Jui, answer now.
How many beers have you chugged today?
How many beers have you chugged?
Zero?
Are you three years old?
How many slushies have you chugged?
How many froyos?
I've been on a diet right now.
I'm excited you can't even see me.
The last time you looked at me,
you were like, I'm like, I'm going to tell you.
You look like a globe.
I found you didn't do shit.
I didn't do shit to what?
If I saw you in real life, I would jump you.
No, the only thing you would do is jump
and kill eight people in an earthquake.
No, the only thing that you could,
you couldn't even jump over a curb,
a curb to stop or for a car.
What time did the short bus drop you off today?
It dropped me off yesterday
because today's Monday.
Sketch, we need some positivity.
You know, it's positive, my vibe.
And if you don't check my stream to see, you will never know.
OK, hold on.
So I'm going to look at your stream to see your vibe.
OK, I just keep waiting here.
Hold on.
All right, guys, we're ready to win this tournament or what?
Yeah, I'm looking at Sketch's vibe.
Hold on one second.
His vibe?
Oh, Sketch has a great vibe.
Are you going to stream?
Let me see.
One second.
He's ready.
He's vibing.
Tap it in the code.
Check it out.
Did you guys join?
You got to enjoy.
We're typing in the code right now and joining right now.
He meant to show you that.
That was for your vibe, Pinty.
Your vibe, Sketch?
Yeah, he wants you to look at his screen
so you can see his vibe.
Ready?
WTURBAL TAX.
Hey, Phantom, it looks like they already
scored a goal on us.
Yeah, because I'm going to tell him to leave.
One second.
Tell him to stop.
Tell him to stop.
Tell him to stop.
Some of them stuff. All right, I'll tell them stuff.
Here's the thing, Phantom, we don't want to have to put belt to ass, you know what I mean?
So some of them are just little rats and...
I got you, I got you, what about you?
All right, team, how are we feeling confident these last guys? Everyone good?
I'm great, Rod.
Um, uh, my confidence is through the roof, uh, um, I would, I would like to,
I would like to put in vote for myself as IGL.
I just don't think that we can do that now that IGL's already been me as a thing.
Wait, so, Phantom, we all leave and then it makes a new one, right? All leave?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, they should work. They should work now, for sure.
You definitely, you definitely.
Wait, so I leave the match?
Yeah.
Leave the match, guys. Leave the match.
Okay, I love the match.
So guys, remember, just a little talk here.
Here's the thing.
If you fart, make sure you don't ever poop your pants
because you never know where you're going to be
when your shit goes down.
That's good advice. I like that. I like that.
That's right. I joined the one join the one we got the new passenger one new one. Okay. No one. Okay. Do we need to rejoin your party?
Or no
Let me see. Let me see. We're all in the same party everyone. Everyone hide your face cams
Yeah, we're in the same party. Okay guys remember 50 grand on the line guys. All right. We got this. Let's go
I'm taking it. I'm taking it seriously. I can
And, Jinxie, you think me and Sketch would ever let you down?
No, absolutely not.
I'm telling you, by the end of this,
you're gonna be 50k richer,
richer splitting it, obviously,
with me and Sketch.
What?
You're gonna be 50k richer,
and you're gonna be playing
with the greatest Rocket League team to ever exist.
Yep.
It's us against them, guys.
I am completely...
Let us not be dramatic.
Guys, we're gonna go to a team.
We'll go to the opposite.
I'll tell you what, all right?
You wanna pick a team first?
Yeah.
I'm gonna just go orange.
All right, let's go orange.
I'm gonna go orange, let's go orange.
We said it's a-
Hey, guys, you gotta be a leader.
You pick a team first.
Yup!
It's our first game together!
Someone don't take control!
Oh my gosh, guys, great!
I'm gonna go to the ball.
Guys, remember, $50,000 on the line, guys.
Okay, okay, okay, focus.
50,000 forts.
Is it a stadium, Pat?
Is it able to do it now?
We are so focused.
We are so focused.
Sina just really try to make contact with the ball, Sina.
I'm staying nice.
That's me.
Don't worry.
There's that depth perception again.
That's my-
Sina, no, it's okay.
Sina, let it come close to you.
Like, don't jump early.
Let it come close to you.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
I'm-
Oh, wow.
Nice catch, Sina.
There we go.
Don't worry.
Get busy.
Relax.
Get relaxed.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Remember guys always say you got it when you got the ball. Alright, always
Always say you got it. Okay. I'm gonna avoid as the idea
I'm gonna say that we should probably always say we got it
Yes, yes, yes great work idea always say we got it. Oh wait
Job guys awesome awesome job guys. So right there love love the comms
Get it? Get it?
Oh, okay.
Uh, wait, we double-commit.
Guys, remember what I said about the whole double-committing thing?
Guys!
Don't double-commit, guys. Whatever you do, don't double-commit.
What does double-committing mean? What does that mean?
It means you don't have three cars, don't do the same thing.
Don't have three cars, don't do the same thing.
Nice, Santa. Oh my God, good shit.
That's what I'm talking about, Santa.
I tried, I tried. Okay, I got one. I got one.
Alright, alright.
No!
I really need to step out of here.
Don't worry.
I need a lot out of you.
Bro, I have two saves and you have been doing nothing but...
Oh, another finger point.
Another finger point.
Okay.
Let's get a counter on it.
High five.
Let's get a counter on the sketch fucking finger points!
Yeah, I hit it.
I hit it.
I hit it.
No!
Stop!
Nice.
Okay.
Okay.
Damn!
I went for the shot.
Wait.
What the fuck is going on?
Wait.
Yeah 50 points, 50 points, alright, from I.G.L.
Skeks go to the ball, Sina come back for the defense.
Okay, you know what Sina do whatever you want, Skeks, we're gonna have to do a slot
in alright, we got this.
Yeah Sina you too, you too of course, of course you too of course, I'll do it, perfect.
No no Sina you're doing great, watch out for the ball by me, alright there's
another triple command, that one's kind of on the shell.
Okay, there's a good that's good
Hey, there's three
But how how could I possibly jump that high?
Here I say this is wonderful
It's little
Get over the middle.
Calm down.
I got it to the base, guys.
Okay, missed it.
Hit it over the middle.
Really?
Yeah, you missed the ball.
That really happened.
Refresh.
Okay.
Strip the ball again.
Nice, silly.
Thank you.
Hit it, hit it, hit it.
There's another goal in the-
There.
We gotta get something going authentically here.
Fuck!
In the ball!
Over the middle to you, Scott, please.
Okay.
in the bubble
oh we're gonna go to use gas please
see but they have a bullet
they have a bullet
they're flying
yep
okay
sit i think you can sit by car
okay
take your player
take your player
you want a bullet? i don't know how to beat a bullet
and they killed someone
sit on me try to bump them
Oh my god, I got two drops.
Please god hit it.
Nice, nice, nice.
Over the middle, over the middle, over the middle.
Ratified.
No!
Alright, we got two, a minute to score, a minute to score.
We gotta score two goals in a minute.
I'm going for the demo I think we're already waiting there
Should I just get off all came and hit them
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a real deal and it said that months ago. Yeah.
Okay.
20 seconds. We got to get two goals to go to 20 seconds. I mean,
there's one. Oh my God. We're right. 19 saves.
Stop
Zero care ability and zero acceptance of me. Oh, I feel like you could have played better personally
Yeah, you played like don't shit not gonna lie
They have this strategy where ratify is just sitting in bed.
Saving everything.
He's just sitting in bed.
Okay?
Do we do best to advance or one?
Best to advance.
Wait dude, it's best to advance.
You have to advance.
You have to advance.
GG's.
Oh my god.
I just kill the goalie every time.
So, I'm gonna try to hit ratify.
Hit the goalie.
Sit up.
I'm gonna try to hit the goalie anytime.
Sit up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Smart, smart.
Sit up.
Try to hit the goalie.
I'll stop the guys stop the VP chance in my out on my chat stop the VP chance going guys
There's MVP chance in our chat stop stop the idea on chat
Stop
Motherfucker, I have 30 minutes. Oh my god. I want you to wake up every day
I want you to know there's one person that hates you in this world with me
Your dad might love you
I want to know there's somebody who hates you and it's me guys remember 50,000 bottles all the line guys
You got this sketch.
You want to play more defensively in that or no?
What do you think sketch?
Why, because I had two saves?
Sure, yeah.
You are better at saving me.
I'm terrible at them.
Fine, I'll do it.
Yeah.
OK, and another thing.
Sina, really let the ball get close, OK?
OK.
All right, am I killing you, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Sina! Kill their Goldie! Kill their Goldie! That's all I want you to do! Kill their Goldie!
Okay!
Alright?
Okay!
Tixie, don't worry! You invited me to play it and I'll never let you down!
Sina, hit the ball! Sina, run to the ball! Run to the ball!
You have to go to the close!
Kill that boy!
All you can stand.
Yep, I triggered.
I'm just chasing right up high out of the goal. Okay, so that's this is gonna be so
If I'm chasing red out of the goal the one thing you have to do is not let him score
I'm getting all walking and I'm just gonna kill red
This is the worst scene I've ever seen on stage.
But I'm trying to get everything!
Over the middle.
He's jumping over me!
I'm trying to stop him at least so he can't focus.
I'm not gonna fucking do my line.
Guys, guys, guys.
You have to be here!
I'm getting bombed! I'm getting bombed!
I'm getting bombed!
I can...
I'm really scared of the balls!
Wait, can I stop pressing red dead and help?
Because this is a terrible strategy.
Yes! Help! Help whenever way possible!
Hit the ball, Sam.
You're not gonna be able to demo him.
That's a hard demo.
It'd be better if he just...
That met like a...
Hey, hey, hey!
Yes!
Perfect pass for them!
Like, why are you up here? Like, like, sketchbook?
Oh, I forgot! I'm such a...
I said, you're playing a bad tab! Can you explain a bad tab?!
Fine!
Where are you running after me?!
If I play with that!
Pixie, do you remember who he was?
What are you fucking talking about?!
I'm not playing a bad tab!
You don't care!
Who remember when you said you would carry me?
You remember that?
I said me and sex, but he's running behind me for no reason!
Here.
someone's got to make a play
scat play a little bit more defensive okay okay yeah like please please watch
the sacrifice you look at the sacrifice you keep your hands on it
free goals play a little bit defensive fine okay
I
Got right I'm a russian
actually happened. No chicken.
I'm on it. Come back.
Don't worry. I hit red. I hit red.
Hit it? Somebody hit it. Nice. Nice.
Oh my god. What?
What? I'm not gonna sound
staccoopo bro. What the fuck do you want me to do? You're also not
You're also not pregnant if everly, so what the fuck was the name of the poor?
Please somebody get right in front of the fucking net, but put it in, put it in the fucking net!
I got them all.
Yes! I love you!
Yes! I love you!
I love you! I love you!
I love you!
Fucking shit!
I'm literally doing what you said, I'm just charging red in them to throw them off so they can't hit it.
I can't hit it.
Sinners, just keep hitting them.
Yes, keep hitting them.
Okay, I'm still talking.
We need fucking friends, Sinner.
This is a strategy.
Keep hitting them.
Don't hit me.
I'm doing my best, yeah.
I'm doing the rest.
Sinners, don't hit Mike on her, though.
I'm not.
But Red and them, they have to move out of the goal.
He has to move it.
That's good.
I can't even kill me.
He's gonna get me.
That's over the net, Skeptor.
That's over, over, over.
All right, I'm going back down to there.
Skept, pass to the right post if you can.
I'm here.
Okay.
I'm trying to get him off the wall.
We have two minutes, we have so much time, keep hitting them, keep fucking hitting them.
I'm trying, red nose, and wrap a fucking thing through.
Oh my god, get a good ball.
Come on, scatch, I need you bro, I really do.
Where's the ball?
I'm keeping red away from it.
Oh no, I missed, I missed.
Oh no, I missed.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Yes, hit him.
He has to destroy us.
Yes, yes, yes.
Hit it, somebody?
Okay, we're going back to the goal.
I'm going after him.
Oh, he's coming back down.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
No, no, no.
No!
Oh my God.
I got him, I got him.
Fucking bomb!
Right side, pass, pass to the right house.
Okay.
Oh no, the spreader fight is actually fucking pushing me to fuck off.
No, right?
So fuck these over how many owls do we have?
Hell it's a power there.
Yeah, that was another double commit.
You can't be doing that.
I hit wrappers, I hit wrappers.
Oh me and wrappers suck if it's the rule, it's the rule.
You're no longer going to shit in my car.
That's good. Stay in your room and stay there.
Oh my god!
Yes!
I got one I got a lot of those huge alright sketch I'm gonna go play the second touch
20 seconds left. Don't run into my car.
Okay.
One minute guys, one minute. All you scream is cat.
Oh my god, it's a cat.
It's a cat.
It's a cat.
It's a cat.
Thank you.
Look at it up. It's weird for them.
We have a lot of tempo right now. Let's keep this shit up, cat.
And center. Good job.
Okay, I don't know why you had to throw it in the air.
Nice to know you're doing great. You're good.
I'm turning right around. Turn around, turn around.
You can't move, bro.
No, me and Fred were in...
My god, we were in floor one on the wall beneath the ground.
Open that, open that, open that, open that.
Sketch, open that, open that.
Sketch! I love you!
I love you so much!
I love you, I love you so fucking much, I fucking love you so fucking much!
Yeah!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't fuck!
Sketch go!
Sketch go!
Go go go!
I'm going back!
Go to the ball!
Sit and keep hitting him!
Okay.
Oh my god, that's gonna be a gloom.
I hit, I hit red, I hit red.
Don't worry, I'm fucking mom.
Sketch, stay in that, stay in that, stay in that, stay in that!
Stay in that!
Yes!
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We gotta put the ball in the back.
We gotta put the ball in the back.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Keep on them, sit up.
Drop it.
Yeah!
Yeah!
He's gonna get it!
He's gonna get it!
That was good!
We should have done it better.
We got it!
We got it!
Oh, my God.
Guys, Red broke rule one.
When I hit him the second time, he broke out of it.
Yo, ready up, guys?
G, we, G, he's ready.
Okay.
Wait, Red broke rule one.
Say what, la?
He Red broke rule one.
He did, he did.
We were on the wall and he jumped out of it and then broke it.
Oh my god, about a thing. I love this team. I love this fucking team.
Senna! Great work, fucking Bobster!
Okay, that's good strategy. I just keep rooting them out so they break their formation.
You guys go for the kill. You're good.
Because the problem was the first game, Brad was just able to sit and net and save everything.
Senna, just keep being as annoying as possible to them.
I'm gonna go to the bottom.
That's my goal. That's my goal.
Don't double kill me, sketch. You did so fucking good, sketch.
You sketch, you do do do. I need to do it a second time.
I knew this would happen!
I knew this would happen!
You did it!
You did it!
You did it!
I got you for an hour!
You don't think you're the one that does it?
You just don't think you're going to be a part of an hour in practice!
I was on the right side!
Fuck it!
I'm done!
I'm actually done!
I'm actually done!
I was on the right side!
I'm not going to take your ability!
You're not going to take your ability!
You're not going to take your ability!
I said for an hour!
Fine.
Fine.
Let's split the game.
I said one thing for an hour, one thing, it was gas homing!
Nice, nice, oh my god, he's demoing.
So keep pressing him, keep pressing him.
I am, I am, I am.
Yeah, you're great.
What?
No.
Yes!
I said one thing to you for three months and it's still hasn't fucking clicked
Still hasn't clicked!
Play the second touch!
For the love of Jesus Christ!
You can't play the second touch!
Cut
What are you trying to do?
I was going after R.T., but I'll go to R.I.P. right now.
Yeah.
I got it.
What a save.
Fucking Andrew.
Bro!
We got three minutes left, and we already came back to one-
It's a one-scored game if we stop them.
We wouldn't have to come back if you played!
The second touch!
I know you'll be impressed on that!
We be fuckin' winning!
Look, like where?
What? Yeah, what did you possibly say?
What?
Oh, please, what the fuck off this floor?
Please get off that floor!
Okay, okay, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good!
This is, this is-
The double cat!
Okay, okay, I'm literally, I'm just gonna keep being as annoying as possible.
Yeah, we're doing great, Santa.
Thank you.
I'm going to win this.
Take.
Take shot.
Oh, wow.
I got, I demoed one, I demoed one.
No.
I'm here.
One more ball.
I stopped it! I stopped it!
That's all.
What?
I stopped it once.
No, no, you didn't get it.
No.
This is a back left!
What do you say, Sam?
All of a sudden, the finger pointing gets a little shorter.
Oh, sorry.
What?
How are you? How the fuck are you?
I'm fine. I'm fine.
Bro, you're gonna hit that ass!
You can't beat me in this game! You can't beat me!
What if I'm ass? You are the particles of ass sweats!
If I'm ass, you are the epitome of ass!
Did I pass you to my dad for beating me?
Yes!
Yes!
I don't get it!
I'm fine!
I'm fine!
I'm fucking playing like a baller right now
Okay, okay guys
I mean, Archie, sorry about that, let's go.
I mean, Archie, sorry about that, let's go.
Yeah, no, no, we're a second touch now, asshole.
I was further away out of this parkway.
Oh yeah, that's what happens sometimes.
Yeah, that didn't happen in your case, which allowed the first one of the game.
Don't do this.
No, don't worry.
I'm all over it.
No.
What the fuck is the heart of the technique?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Is that a bicycle kick?
That is not a me.
Okay, I'm going to back up get the boost and go be annoying in the goal.
No, no, no.
It's got to stop running past it. Just come behind me, come behind me.
Run past him.
We're driving like Tiger Woods right now.
Bro, get off of my fucking car!
Awesome job!
I'm trying to hit Archie.
I'm trying to hit Archie.
Raph is hitting me.
Raph is trying to hit me.
He's distracted.
I
You're saying that like I don't do shit
Okay, yeah, you're everyone's way
Fuck it, fielders!
One minute, one minute, one minute.
We have to score, we have to score.
Skats, get the ball, get the ball, get the ball.
Try to get it, try to get it, I'll score.
Yeah, I'm gonna go get a burst,
head to kill them, go get a boost.
This next one's gonna win the game, guys.
Let's get it.
I'll keep this the ball, go get it.
I'm behind you.
I don't know, I'll just go for the popsicle bounce.
And then I got hit.
We got the lift.
Throw!
Holy shit.
Yes!
Good save.
Is it about that?
Somebody hit him?
They can't throw him.
Blooper! Blooper!
Try this new kid if you can, downfield.
Nice.
Oh.
Dead?
That's a good roll. Watch out.
I hit it. I hit it.
Yes!
Oh my god, that's air-conditioning.
Now, please!
Oh!
Ah!
In my face!
Oh, shit!
Walk it!
No!
Oh!
No!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Yeah, I think he's got GGS.
Oh, I think she left the car.
G.C. left the car.
I don't want to, I don't want to be that guy.
Obviously.
That was that was nothing on me.
Never again.
myself. Let's think of this. What is that kickoff? Like, legitimately. I know rage baiting's fun.
What is this doing? What is this? He does this every time for four months and I've said the
same thing for four months. What is this kickoff?
He can't even play the second touch because he has no time to react because he's boosting
into the ball. And then he runs away from the ball.
I don't think he understands English. I don't know. It's a dead ball. You run up
and you hit it. So there's one fuck-up. This one happened on the second goal of
the game. Right here. No wait it was just this call. Was this the ball inside the clock?
Stop coaching, yo bro. Hey idiot, idiot. Rock brain idiot, delinquent. I'm not coaching.
This is things that was told to me by people to know how to play the game. This is not
I've said the same thing to Skats for four months, play the second touch.
He either goes for the boost or runs past the ball.
I'm gonna have an enderism reading this chat.
I'm gonna have an enderism reading this chat.
I'm gonna have an enderism reading this chat.
It is lack, like.
That left is supposed to go on the kickoff.
I've said that for four months.
Left is supposed to go on the kickoff.
I've said that for four months.
Sketch just runs to the ball.
I don't know.
Earlier today.
I was saying EXACTLY what's going to go wrong on the kickoff!
And he took off his headset!
Wait, what is the game? What is the game?
Which game was it which game was it which game was it
Which game was it which game was it
Game 3.
Game 3.
No, great games, yeah, it was good games.
Oh, this is the game.
This is the game I'm talking about.
I knew this was gonna happen.
I said it was gonna happen, too.
I knew it was, it's happens every time.
I think it was right here.
I'm gonna actually gonna kill myself.
I'm legitimately going to load up GTA and drown myself.
I have said this one thing to sketch for four months and he does not understand what I'm
saying.
I knew this was going to happen, I knew this was going to happen.
So first off, he's driving so fast that he can't even play the second touch anyways.
All he has to do is slowly jump, and again, this isn't a today thing.
I've set this for four months.
What is that?
What the fuck is that?
Open golf.
GG, 1-0.
It's so instant.
I love it.
I love it.
It's so instant.
It's so fucking instant.
What is the thought process on this?
1, 2, 3, 4...
Where're you going?
Hey, Senator, how's it going?
Hey, hey buddy, how's it going?
You're pretty calm, huh?
Yeah, cool con collected, three C's.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Well, it's like so funny, like me and Man Sketch were obviously in this court call talking
about how amazing you're doing, um, and you did an attorney.
Yeah, I went to the desk.
Yeah, and we don't want to know, did you want to place some R6 with us, because we're
such a good team.
Right through six.
And you're having, yeah, you're having such a fun time.
You know, I'm down for R6. Maybe, um, cause I was gonna open some cases on CS, so maybe
like some day this week or something?
Oh, it's like, but I mean, you're not saying no right now. Yeah, we're too busy this week.
I'm like, you wouldn't say no right now because you're mad at us, obviously, right?
No, I'm not, I'm not mad at, I'm not mad at, uh...
I just want to say that me and sketchy talked about a little bit. I do feel like you could have probably played a little bit better.
And that's okay. Not everybody has their best days. So maybe I would just hop on R6 and it would be a good time.
Yeah, I'll hop on R6 right after I wrap my car around a telephone pole.
Oh, well, that's just hey, make sure make sure you are not in it so you can play our six right?
How do you play our six and then tomorrow you do a bridge stream? I hear that's pretty fun.
You try to jump off when you're bungee. Yep. Uh, well, uh, yeah,
Sina, I just want to be clear. I'm not mad at you, Sina. You have 30 minutes of playtime.
I've just been playing Rocket League with sketch for four months, and I've told him
one thing for four months and it's went in one year out the other year for four months and then we
lost the last game of the tournament because of the exact thing I was talking about.
Oh I did tell him that but then he took his headset off when I was telling him that. Remember
that sketch? Remember when you took your headset off? He did say he didn't want to hear it
He doesn't remember that, but he did say, you know, you do do a lot of complaining.
You can't take the vibes, right? That's obvious.
The vibes, the vibes.
Now, what I'm hearing is the next time you hear an arson attorney, I'm definitely getting asked again.
Yep, for sure.
We'll give it up, Kerry.
I don't know. We'll discuss the word carrying later. Does that carry?
I'm scoring, saving and assisting.
Yeah, and also running past the ball on a kickoff and conceding the opening goal
And I beat and I beat you six to two in a 1v1
Well, I mean, Jason, then you didn't lose to us, and it was like 7-1.
I guess we're going to be accountable anymore.
We've got to have no accountability.
Accountability. Accountability.
Sketch, again, how dare you.
Sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch.
And cut off because I'm right.
Sketch, I've been telling you the same thing for four months.
It's just in one ear out the other.
It's so simple.
Sketch, all you do is you slowly drive your car and if the ball is dead, you get a free goal.
Like what they did to us twice.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
It's all you do, Sketch.
But no.
You go for the boost.
Or you run past the ball.
Or you run into the back of my car.
I'm fucking.
Toddler could figure it out.
You slowly drive the car.
And then when the ball is dead.
You hit it in the net.
But you tried past them all because you don't think!
Kishi, I'm really glad you're taking this so calmly and having such a positive attitude.
And this was like the vibes that I really wanted.
Have a great night, y'all.
I can't, I can't.
It's like, I understand this is a low-skill tournament.
I'm a plat player.
I'm not good at the game.
It took me nine seconds to understand to drive your car slow and get a free hook shot into the net
I've been beating it into his head for four months. I don't click. It doesn't fucking click
in other yeah the vibes are great on that $50,000 tournament well as long as the vibes
are great as long as the vibes are good who gives a fuck right who cares it's sketch drives
past the ball to kick off and they get an open that after I've been telling him exactly
what not to do for four months. Who cares, bro? Who cares? If the vibes were good, at least the vibes were good.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold. High-fives, we have $2,000 in cases now. High-fives, we have a $2,000 budget now.
Somebody said apex legends to relax.
I legitimately think you actually might be demonic.
Apex legends to relax.
This none of no stop.
This guy just said apex legends to relax
as if it's some relaxing therapeutic game.
Hey, bro, I'm going to get fucked in my tight ass.
If I play apex legends.
Yo, how's it going, man?
How's it going?
Yo, Jinxie, Jinxie, you ready?
What are you so skipper about?
We're opening cases.
Yeah, we got $2,000 case opening.
Yeah.
Yes.
Let's go.
$2,000 case opening.
Today is gold, gold, gold.
That's it.
Now, hi, guys, I want you to be unbiased, right?
I want you to be unbiased.
Hi, guys, you watch the streams pretty frequently, right?
Mm-hmm
What are your thoughts on the second touch thing with sketch do you understand why I want to blow my brains out of GTA?
Yes, so
Yes, I think also there's a difference between just a totally not going for the second touch and what he did
So basically he was completely out of position for the whole play
Because he went up and then he left no choice to just runs away from the ball
Hmm, that's fair. That's fair. Yeah, I wanted to kill literally like in GTA when I saw that
I wanted to blow my brains out because today
Literally before the tournament
I was trying to yell it into his ears on how to play the kickoff and he took his head set off and then we lost
That's a bit. I remember that. Mm-hmm
Yeah
Shut well darn it looks like we got to get a gold gold gold. Am I right?
Maybe
Yeah, let's get it. Let's get it. Okay
$50,000 turn man. I really thought he would
out. Just go for the second touch. Oh, fuck. Oh, one of the moderators just came in. Gucci's
underscore says, Hey, so how did the tournament go? Did y'all win? Maybe he wasn't here. Y'all
want to, maybe you want to tell me about it? I don't know. It's good. That's sure
or maybe fill them in. Gucci, appreciate you just do today. Well, Gucci couple of things,
little context clues, the title changed, and I'm on the brink of insanity. So how do you think the
tournament went, Gucci? What do you think happened? Because, yeah. It was a close game, though. Yeah,
Yeah, but you all gave a fight the thing is though. No, no, but the thing is it actually shouldn't have even been close
If he just played the second touch, they would have never had the opening goal
The only reason why we were in overtime to begin with was because he ran past the ball on the kickoff
Yeah, that would have been a goal
I know but not like that
They wouldn't have scored but sketch would have scored because he would have had a free goal
He would have had a free hook shot. So it's actually a two-goal swing
So that we have to subtract the goal from them then add a goal to us. So we would have won by two
Yep
Well Jinx we doing to use tonight, what are we doing? What do you think they use $2,000 of just cases, correct?
We have $2,000 in funds. I'm not doing that. No. Hey. Hey
Wait, Jesse, I didn't do a trade-up today. Maybe I started off with a trade-up. See how the rest of the night's gonna go
You want to do a trade-up right now? How about no, I advise no
No, you're not permitted to do a trade-up, bro. What are you a fucking addict? No. Yeah, hi guys
I'm just gonna have ice how much cases
Would only Chrome must be $2,000 worth of promise how much only Chrome was
So let's do the calculations. Yeah. All right. Let me get it
We got to hide the screen.
Let's do some calculations real quick.
So dreams and nightmares, obviously,
we don't really want that.
We want to go max win.
And in order to go max win, we need to go chroma 2.
Chroma 2.
Prices went down.
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
We have us.
That's a gamut, too.
Yeah.
Nice.
Check out chroma.
Oh, shy.
Oh, shy.
Yeah, I was happy for a second.
I'm so happy though.
We got to keep up the vibes.
You know what I'm saying?
That's a good, that's a good.
Yeah, great.
So that's all I want.
So saying we, we overpay obviously cause you want it instantly.
So we're going to have to do that.
And then let's see how many cases we can do.
Okay, that's not bad.
Plus keys.
So maybe a hundred and wouldn't it be like 200 cases?
Okay.
I'm going to look.
Oh.
100 chromosomes is 1260, but surely the keys would be cheaper.
Chad, how many?
The keys are 2.5.
So okay, easy.
8.8.
Subtracted by 2000.
Yeah, yeah, divided by 2000.
2000 divided by 8.8. Chad, what's the number on that?
2000 divided by 8.8.
What's the number on that, Chad?
What's the number? What's the number? What's the number?
What's the number?
Same.
I don't think I need to do the calculations. Yeah, but they're saying six to seven.
Oh yeah, we got to add in tax, but it does.
Four to half tax when you buy shit. I don't remember. I don't look at the receipt.
So to 27.
Okay.
227 Kromas 227 Kromas yeah let's do it let's do it let's okay well let's just be safe let's just go 200 yeah and then
this is gonna be the same let's do it James 200 Kromas and then we need 200 keys right wow look at that oh my
look at it just draining from the wall but okay it's time chat 200 Kromas we're going for the max
Fucking win
We are literally gonna spend two thousand dollars on chroma twos lock the fuck
Oh, that's going on with the budget
No, we're good. That's that's correct. That's correct. That's correct. That's correct. That's correct. Oh
My god, yeah, but I don't like when it's this low. Yeah, it's low because we have 200 fucking chroma side mine
Listen, I don't like your fucking attitude
What's going on because I try to boost your fucking spirits just because you lost a 50,000 dollar tournament doesn't mean you have to come in here and
Ruin my vibes my vibes were all good. You know what you want to why you know why they're all good
Oh, I wonder I wonder why I love it because I have cases in front of me
I have cases and I have a gold in mind
I have a golden mind that we are going to get a gold but no Jake's ever here fucking pissy pants
He can't get over he just lost a tournament
You're right. Let me let me you know what?
We're getting a fucking goal. We're not getting one goal or two. We're getting three goals
We're getting the m4a1 hyper beast. We're getting the Galeel AR eco in fact new we're going to take the house
Yep, absolutely absolutely. I that's what I love the fucking chat now
home
Now, let's show the screen this right here is our first 20 cases now rip it open
Gold gold gold gold gold
High-bives first case we have 200k. Oh
20 case are bad
Even if the first 100 case are bad it doesn't matter. Oh, go go all that matters is we get listen insane
Normally normally chat wants to throw they want to say blue blue blue whatever chat
We all unite tonight. We say gold gold gold and we get a fucking gold chat
Okay, 100 of the most expensive cases in the game
gold
gold
Chesa
Could have been worse could have been worse could have been the shortcut
Sketch carry yeah, oh sketch carries me brown. Yep. Oh, it's very great. Thanks. This is very great
When he's going fast the ball
Dingsy, Dingsy, come on, just wait, okay?
Ha ha ha ha, I can't do it, I can't do it
Go, go, go, go, go
Sending back five
You know my teacher, you know what my teacher always said?
My teacher always said if you pay attention to the bully, they'll keep bullying
But if you look away, you don't feed in, you don't laugh, you don't do any of that
They get bored they get really bored and then they start saying gold gold gold
Do you understand me this is right here?
Go!
It's going to be...
Gold?
$2,000 worth of gold.
Gold.
This is why we...
Try stuff.
No worries.
Little back door gold for the boys.
Little back door gold for the boys.
Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
Purple man!
Yes!
I bet we like that.
I bet we're not mad at purple.
We're not mad at purple.
You wonder why?
You wonder why?
You wonder why?
Trade up fun.
We love that.
Trade up fun.
Honestly.
We're gonna trade up.
We're gonna trade up for that.
Uh, what?
Hi guys, we said no trade-ups, have us.
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go Reds!
Glad to know they're out there. What do you think?
I'm glad to know the Reds are out there.
It's like what a shark smells blood in the water, bro.
I saw a Red! I saw a little Red!
Yep.
Come on.
LMG, not bad.
What's going on pops it be right?
Positivity, positivity, love, love, positivity, we love Gavon, we love Gavon, come on.
Yeah, what do you mean add squishy bro, is he on?
Is squishy even hollering?
Uh, don't know.
Has squishy even asked for an invite?
Is squishy even giving me?
They didn't give a damn for me either, I don't know.
So squishy doesn't even want to join the call and you guys are spamming squashes
make it up stuff yeah I was all right yeah Chad if Squishy wants to join the
car I think he'll just text me guys or like type in the chat what do we do
wait whoa what he doesn't want to join what are you guys saying
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
F***!
These gates just fucking suck!
Lock in.
Gold? Gold?
Jason. Hey, no worries!
Gold? Gold?
Highbats, what's going on? Highbats, what's going on?
Highbats, what's going on?
It's blue, blue, blue! It's like a blue fucking ocean!
What's going on, Highbats?
I don't shake I don't shake even know why it's blue because bro they can't overspend on us the gold is coming
They can't just keep giving us red
Pinks and then a gold. Oh, I
Love this. I actually love this. I
love blue blue blue. Oh
No, he's a lucky
Gold gold
All right, hey, what was that with the no no what the fuck was that the fuck
17 blues and three purple Jesus Murphy like the odds there. I like the odds
The fuck's going on man. Fuck
Lee check Twitter. Yeah
Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
Gold! Gold! Whoa! Do you know how to open a rent?
Gold! Gold! Gold!
This has to be it.
Wait, do you open to rent? Does it charge you the money anyways?
Um, yes, it would take the key, but...
I think for seven days...
I think for seven days, you get everything in the case except for the gold. They take out the gold.
Ah! Shit!
So you get everything in the case besides the gold?
Yeah, mm-hm, yeah.
All right!
High-bice! Help! Help! Help! What's happening? What's happening?
IT'S LIKE A BLUE WOMB!
WHAT'S GOING ON MY EYES!
I'm not- I'm not shaking. I'm just gonna open the next ca-
I got it.
You don't- you don't have to shake the drinks.
Don't know why?
Cause just look at this ca-
Look at this cake right now.
Look at this.
Hmm.
Gold, gold, gold.
BAT IT!
I
Got dancing music on I'm just I'm feeling great things. I'm feeling great. Yeah, I was to my eyes. What's happening? What's going on with these?
These are eight dollars a pop
A red, a pink, something! A red, a pink, something! A red, a pink, something!
Come on. We'll take it, I'll do it.
Yeah.
Gold? Gold? Not bad! We'll take that!
I'M A FUCKING DOG! SHIT!
IT FUCKING STOCKS!
Call it what it is, that case sucks!
My god, get this ugly ass shotgun skin out of my face, please!
Elle, ungrateful. What do you want me to be grateful for?
I'm opening $8 cases and getting 4 cent skins!
again what people die for these skins
people die for the solid off origami chroma 2
oh shit is that fact no what's the fact
no what's up what's the flow what's the
flow what's the flow what's the flow
what that's a low flow you think
someone would die for an origami
solid off shotgun that is not bad
Yeah, why are we doing this? Why are we doing this Jack?
Tom case I like that why just switch it up on them Jinx
Faster put into a toe case
Yeah
Gold, gold.
That one looks feel-faster, by the way.
Highlights, I don't really think the float matters too much.
Yeah, pink, pink, pink!
What's float, what's float?
Chaser.
Isn't that the worst float in the game?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How is it we see a blue? I don't really think the float matters, man.
I don't think it matters, Highlights.
I don't think it matters at all.
I don't think it matters.
Come on.
Are you sure?
What's happening, bro? What's going on?
We just got a pink, bro. Come on
Oh, it's got a start listen, I think about that
Oh, no
That's actually bad that we got that back. Come on. Get in
Sorry about survival
Oh my god
Jinxy you look like you tried to experiment in college but no one wanted you. Appreciate
you Boggles. Boggles get it again. Why are you in the chat? Ask yourself this.
Jinxy.
Boggles what did you produce positively?
I didn't go to college Boggles. I didn't go to college.
Jinxy by the way we just got three out of four pinks. That is rarer than getting a
knife.
Oh, maybe we could just get the knife now. Maybe that could work. Hi guys, how much of those things worth high-fives the
Let's do it. Let's do the math the battle star stack track. How much is that pink worth? How much what do you think?
Well, can you tell me what the guns called? It's called like Dijon mustard or something right was it called Dijon Dijon mustard
Yeah, Dijon. All right battle battle scar Dijon
that one goes for
11 dollars with this stupid fucking property mode, bro
Continue see if you're not here the good news this for $11. Oh
Okay, but haven't we opened like 50 cases
Um
Yeah, but so you got $11 $11. That's $22 and then you got
another one
What which which which food is that one? How much I can just do the math if that's okay
We've opened 40 cases and we've gotten two ten dollar skins
The cases are eight dollars and 80 cents a pop
pop
There is no profit
No, okay, you can squeeze the number all you want
The only way we're getting out of here with profit
Is a twelve thousand dollar and roof on a flag amadopla?
If it's not a hand in a row, fuckers, right here at the top of the road!
Just set up!
I have, see it, but I have bad news for your, uh, unfortunately, butterflies don't come out of this case.
So what comes in this case?
Oh wait, do they actually?
Oh, because it's not James the Nightmares.
Wait, what comes out of this case?
Karambits.
Karambits.
The big boys
You know what we're not gonna do any number crunching unless it's a mother fucking caramban do I make myself clear?
Yes, sir. Yes squeeze or
Scrunch any numbers. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm
$19,000 in the hole
We don't got to see the sidetracked fucking Dijon bro. Fuck it if it's not a caramban. We don't give a fuck
But think about it, the Dijon is a trade-out to the Karambit.
You're not thinking about the bigger-
RUN!
I'm gonna kill myself! I'm gonna kill myself!
I'm going to literally...
...in GTA, of course.
And...
MY...
LIFE!
Well, we're getting really lucky right now.
Shut the fuck up, I'm alive!
I've had enough of your shit!
I need to take a breather.
I'm gonna faint. I'm gonna faint.
You think I'm gonna faint?
I got it. I got it.
I'll take over.
Don't touch it! Don't touch it!
One last chance. One last chance.
Don't touch it!
Okay. Sorry.
It broke out so bad.
Yup.
Bye bye, brother.
This is blue your fire. This is blue your fire.
This is blue your fire.
Okay.
BOOM!
Come on!
$19,000 man. Wow. We free free. That happened.
Hey, we got a high screen. We got more money. $19,000. That happened fast. That happened
fucking fast, bro. That happened fucking fast, dude. Oh my god. That happened so fast. $19,000
in the fucking hole. Hey, bro, can I say something? I'm happy
to be here with you. It's more about the experience, you know?
Yeah, this is a great experience.
You're ready to go.
Oh, sorry about that.
Gold.
And we're losing a lot of 50-50s right now.
Yeah, high-fives.
It's not 50-50, bro.
I believe it's 99.75 to 0.25.
I believe that's right.
See, they're either you don't, so that's 50-50.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's two outcomes. Yeah, but that's not how math works high-bives
So yeah, it's either you get it or you don't I agree with you
But 99.75% of the time you're not gonna get it
Can we show the best skin we can get from this case by the way, of course we can jinx. That's a good question, bro
You know, I'm glad you're like, you know, you want to prepare your brain for what you're gonna get, you know, I'm saying
You know, you're in a jolly old mood today. You're in a jolly mood. I've asked. Oh, yeah, bro. I'm here with you, of course
I love you, bro. I love you. How is just me like opening blues literally bring you joy
I think it does. No, I think it does bro. I think you get like some sick twisted fucking erection from this shit, bro
No jinx I'm here for the max win bro. Come on. So let's go every night in the grumble
case the hot I'm gonna start for the highest price ready this is what we can
get right here think about it a quran bit doppler black pearl think about that
it's gonna be in one of those cases I know it I know it's in there I bought
the right cases jinx chat oh my god bro but it's gonna stop there all these
are insane. M9 bayonet black pearl. M9 bayonet Doppler. Carambit Doppler black pearl. Oh
my god. Doppler sapphire. These are all in promos man. We just got to get it. We just
got to fight. Wait what? Founded. What does that mean? Founded in three containers.
So there's three other containers that have that. I almost fainted. I almost fainted.
I thought there was like three in the world.
Doppler phase one karambit, Doppler ruby,
Doppler black bro, this is a sexy knife Doppler phase two.
Hi, guys.
This is all great.
Bro, I didn't trade us.
Have a bad knife?
Sorry, where's the knife?
Yeah, there's a lot of bad knives.
Like you're starting to get to them.
The gut knives, bro.
If you get a gut knife, I wouldn't blame you
if you just click the end stream button
and you went for a drive, bro.
I wouldn't blame you. Wait, which one's the gut knife right there?
This. Yeah, but like that obviously that that's black pearl.
So that could be like $20,000.
Let me I got you drinks. Let me prepare your brain. All right.
Talk to me. Have us because I mean, bro.
The golds in this case, it's called a rust coat gut knife.
Now, if you get that, um, that's $50.
I would. I don't even know what I would do, legitimately. You do a $2,000 case opening,
$2,000 into the case, you finally get that desired gold, and it's a $50 knife.
Not bad. Gold's a gold. What? No, it's pretty fucking bad, I have mind.
But I've ice chroma two is loaded with my stuff like that doesn't it's profit though
Chata well, I'm not a math decision, but I'm pretty sure a fifty three dollar knife after two thousand eight dollar cases is
Okay, what a little fun fact
Chisa, let's see we got a change the background. Could we change the background?
We've used this background for three case openings in a row. All right. I got you chat if we were to hypothetically
open literally six cases and get a gold but it was a gut knife we would probably
still not be profitable because eight times six is what is that
so Jack even on the same case yeah like let's let that same thing no worries the
chat say a train as if train is like the answer to all my problems well a lot
of good things came from train a lot really yeah yeah have you ever done a
sober stream brother yeah literally every stream I do is sober every single
I'm pretty locked in, I will relay the messages, I don't know, chat's going by really quick,
some guy's just spamming gut gut gut.
I mean, it's again, have I cleaned it up, huh?
It's like, we got like, brother, that guy's sick in the head.
Literally.
That guy's sick.
That guy's disgusting.
I like that.
I don't know if we should be hooting and hollering over that.
I don't know.
It's warm, God.
We've gotten that 40 times.
$19,000 later
We have cased two golds. Yes. What was the value of both of them 113 and then was the other one
was the other one
I saw
I don't know
97? 97?
140
140 range of bell, I'm not gonna lie
but they're all saying a whole bunch of different numbers
I don't remember
Some people are saying 6-7
I don't know
Yeah, can we let 6-7 die?
Are gold even possible?
Are they possible?
Of course there are, you got two.
Come on, there's not a beat the odds though.
Are we even trying to beat the odds?
Hi guys, I've heard this a million times, or like someone says like try harder, open,
open better.
Yo bro, there's no skill, I'm just clicking a button bro.
I'm trying.
Did somebody say Black Pearl?
Oh
Gold gold gold see that red I saw it. I saw it
That means something
Didn't we get a gold out of a chroma? What was it? It was like some shit one. Oh
wait, you probably saw it. It's uh
Who's this one? Okay
Yeah, I remember this that's not bad. That's not bad jinx
that I have a yeah it's pretty bad I've asked it's no it's pretty fucking bad
bro what is bad to you I've ice this is a goal nothing's nothing's bad when it
comes to a goal because people would die for this there's people out there
that can't open cases and they would actually love to have this and use it in
the end game but oh you're right I must it's just not good enough you're
right you're right let's be appreciative that we can even give
game of money. Yep. Yep. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. You know what? Let's
reach the facts. Let's check in on the. I like that. Yeah. Yeah.
How are we feeling guys? Positive, happy, sad? How do we feel?
Gut. Gut. Gut. Plugs, plugs, plugs. Shut up and try harder. Give me it if you don't
want it bald head open the cases better when is profit I'm happy
plugged. I mean, is anybody manifesting goals? Can we get
some gold? Maybe some gold chance? Maybe some fucking gold
chance? I'm not with the E pow blue blue blue. Somebody said
Ignore the love.
True.
I love how positive that that is today, by the way.
You read all positive chats.
Let's go.
I don't think we're at a positive chat day since, like, 1994.
Alright, man, it's just a wave of blues, bro.
Hey, 200 promos? I mean, come on, come on.
Beat in the record, beat in the record.
What's your record again?
Two pigs went by, by the way.
Right, just waiting to see that gold animation.
I know we're close.
Yeah, it's there, it has to be.
I believe I can fly.
I
Please oh my fucking god
Not bad. I know exactly what type of night tonight's gonna be when the red yeah, I'm gonna be passed by the red
Yeah, yeah, I know I know
So chat, um
You know, maybe after this case opening guys, we just quit forever. This is fucking pointless
I can't get a black pearl guys. I can't get a damn agoplar. I'm not capable. I'm not allowed
Brother, I've done like nine trade-offs and I can't even get them
Somebody said chill out on apex. Hey, bro
Apex is the most stressful rage inducing game I've ever played in my fucking life
chill out on apex
Blue
What'd you say?
Look
Yeah, bro, let me chill out on anything
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
It'll be OK.
Duh, duh, duh.
Dang it.
Come on, Jinx.
Oh.
I'm having a great time, bro.
Ah!
Shucks!
Go next!
Glad you're having a great time, my best.
Bro, I got a smile on my face.
I don't know.
Today, I'm just feeling good, bro.
Ah, life is good.
Ah!
LMG.
Don't want that one.
How is this legal, though?
How is this, like, not a criminal offense?
I just don't understand.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
So if I spend eight dollars on a case there's a 96% chance I lose money?
I mean, what?
How is this even legal?
You didn't know, how the fuck is this fucking legal?
I don't understand.
I don't know.
Right?
I mean, what do they have like God lawyers?
Yeah.
Brother, imagine going to like a casino and playing a game of like Blackjack, but then
the dealer is like, okay, but you have to hit exactly 21 or you lose money.
You can't hit 20 or 19 or 18 or 17 or 16 or 15 or I can't even bust out.
You have to hit exactly 21 or you lose everything.
No one would play Blackjack.
Why do you open cases?
I don't know.
I guess because it sounds fun and it looks cool.
That's okay.
I like this, man. I like this. Nice.
No, not blue yet!
So old!
Yeah, he's side-dagnosed, bro.
I think his next boat is going to be named SS Jinxie.
Chaisa.
any of this yes bro come on stay in it we got a lot of cases they want you to
give up remember that wake up and smell the coffee you can't get a can't even get
a rest
High-fives. 80% of the time you get a blue and lose 80% of the time you get a blue and max lose.
19% of the time you get a purple and like fucking max lose anyways.
Like the purples aren't worth shit anyways.
Like bro, you have like a 15% chance of getting a purple and it's gonna be shit no matter what.
And then it's like you get a pink and you still lose money.
And then you get a red and you win money.
But it doesn't even matter because you've already opened 100 cases to get the red.
It's definitely fucked.
It's fucked up.
Sometimes you try to say, please restart just got here.
Three by more.
Hey, bro, you can rewind in the VOD.
I'm not going to restart it.
You can't.
He's already gone.
But what are you saying?
What the actual fuck are you typing?
We got one more key!
How many cases of battle is that 60?
That's 60 right there. I
Can't do this anymore, man. I can't you think can I ask you a question? Do you think cases are based off like?
Maybe they're listening and like to hear your vibes. You know what I'm saying
So what if you do like?
What if you do a happy case?
So you want me to do a happy case
Yeah
I want you to be happy for one case, bro one case
Open it up
You know what I was I'll do a happy smiling face for the next 20 cases
Okay, you want me to open up? Okay? You should sit there. Yeah, okay? No worries ever. All right
Yeah, go ahead
Come on come on
Ah
Shucks the next no worries at all
Come on go gold gold gold
Jax
Gold gold gold this is it chat this right here
Gold! Gold! Gold!
You still happy Jinx?
You hear a lot of banging.
You ever have any innovations going on?
Hope you're still happy Jinx.
You got some renovations in the background? You didn't tell me about?
heard a hammer or something
but you're happy
oh
oh
oh
oh my god oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my fucking god
please be fact new
advice
advice
advice
shh shh shh
Calm down, calm down.
High-fives, can you calm?
Yeah, calm?
Yeah.
Okay, do you wanna check the where?
Do you wanna check the where?
That's back, that's back, that's back.
Oh my God!
I did it!
High-fives!
High-fives!
I did it!
Oh my God, how much does it go for?
Like 2,000?
I did it!
I did it!
Let me check.
It's gotta go for like two grand.
Oh my God, look at this thing, look at this thing.
High-fives, I'm gonna suck your dick.
I'm actually gonna suck.
High-fives, it was your case.
It was just we have maybe let me over under game over under.
Let me figure out.
Let me take the time.
Take the time.
Take the time.
Oh, my God, I'm going to actually cry.
Oh, I really needed this.
No, oh, my God, it's been so long.
It's been so many days.
This fuck. Yes.
How about I actually love you, bro?
Go rampant.
Don't worry, Jinx.
chat, get the eye with yours. All right, let's go as slow as
possible. We have no idea what the thing is. Yeah.
I have to figure out chat. How much is this? Let me let me do
the exact pattern.
Pattern 44.
Yeah, we're home. Guys, we're home. Chat, I was here.
Yeah, what phase? What phase is this? It's just it's
profit. It's profit. I'm seeing 1.5 K 1.4. Yeah, I think
we really that's insane.
Phase three.
Be three.
We did a jinx. We fucking did it.
A $1,500. Yep. $1,390.
Let me see the float is the float low Wow
Let's just have sex bro. I don't even know I did a jinx. I got you, bro. Let's go come on
Bro, enjoy that shit, bro
Bro, and now we can sell our butterfly too, bro. We can sell. Yes. Yes. Oh my god. Oh
My god
Put it on bro. Put it on put it on. Yeah
Oh my god, I'm actually getting emotional over here, bro
I could get a good gold, bro. I just knew it. I knew it, bro. I knew it. Hi guys. Hi guys
I knew I could get a good gold
How much are we down now like 15,000?
Who cares we did it we got like a really good gold like that's really good
Oh my god, I'm actually gonna cry I'm actually gonna cry
I'm actually gonna oh my god
Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on let me show the screen. Let me show the screen
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry
I'm gonna fucking pull my dick out. I'm gonna start stroking my little cock
Alright, go go go to A go to A. That's like the most lit part
Yeah, there's someone
Nice
Yep, look around you can look up and then
Now I
Will say the corner is a little fucked, but it's not bad at all
You see like the corners of it
So if you look towards your hand the top part you see that the corners a little fuck, but it's really good
That's a really good knife
Really good
We did that jinx we did that shit
Congrats bro
Me gloves now, yeah
I'm actually about to cry, you said what, what, no I'm good bro, I'm good, okay, this
is a really historical day for me bro.
Good shit bro.
You deserve this man.
Like no, like chat, like it's been literally probably 19 grand at best.
Let's just bring it up in the inventory, you just see it and you just, guys, guys,
I was here bro.
I was here, like I was here.
Go to every map, show it on every map, bro.
Okay, maybe you don't have to do every map,
but you do a couple of...
There it is.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Proud of you, bro, proud of you, man.
You did this shit.
I know, bro.
This is my beauty in my prize possession. Caramba Dopla. Caramba Dopla. High-vives.
Equipment and a CTT. Already done. Already done.
Chad, I don't even know what to do now. I don't even know what to do. Oh my God.
Chad, who was here? Who was here?
I'm not I'm not addicted, but maybe there's a back-to-back after after the back-to-back. We maybe we don't get anything
It's fine, but we have to we have to see if we're an outlier. We have to see
You think we could get back to back holds I think I think I think
You think we could wait. Let me open make them hot. Yeah, maybe you open
Yeah
Let's see back to back right here back to back back to back back to back back to back back to back
Go go go go go. No worries. I don't care. We're not even mad about that
But did you equip it to CT and T? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're good
This is yours jinx
Yeah, no worries, bro
Everything all good like your breathing is getting heavier. What's going on right now?
$19,000 later we're here bro. We're home. We did it, bro
This is maybe the best day of my life
You see me with the Proudie?
Proudie bro, Proudie. Deadass Proudie man.
There's a lot of you here.
Yeah, just let these keys run out and maybe...
Don't joke off to it?
Yeah, I think so.
Don't you joke off to it maybe? I don't wanna...
Ted, who even cares if they give us clues guys?
Very good bro.
It's an insane pool.
A $1,400 knife had my...
I'm proud of you, bro. I'm badass proud of you.
I really needed this one, bro.
Not because I needed this.
Like, I needed this.
I NEED IT THIS!
$19,000 later, bro.
Oh, my God.
That's really good, like that's really good.
Yeah, you're right. You're right. You know what? You're right.
I was going to say something really logical.
Can you hear it up there? Yeah, go ahead.
I was going to say, well, maybe with the Karambit Doppers, this could be our first
profitable case opening, but I realized it's still going to be profitable. Yeah.
Yeah.
That's like, is that not a chase?
That is quite a shame.
You pulled it, bro.
You pulled a fucking knife.
And not only a knife, you know how you get shit knives?
You pulled, okay, not the max win,
but that is really good.
Really, really good.
I'm proud of you, bro.
I'm that ass, bro.
Thank you, bro.
I mean chat, should we just do the rest of the cases as like celebratory? Like what do we even do?
What do we actually do chat? Should we just do the rest of the cases like celebratory?
I don't even know, like what should we do?
Static! Not bad.
So what do you guys, should we just do the rest of the cases guys? What do you think? Maybe we get something else.
trade it up father, trade it up father
get gloves, trade golds
what do you mean trade up for gloves?
somebody said play the game, we are playing the game dumbass
this is the game and it's fun
how many cases is this?
let's see the rest of these bro, let's do it bro
let's fucking do it
this is probably bro I actually can't believe that happened have us I'm not
like I cannot oh my god wait don't show screen yeah I know bro I'm like I didn't
think I was even capable of seeing that for like a colored knife I've never had
that bro it's been flipped by Bowie fucking the bright water like that night
was actually beautiful bro beautiful like a fucking beautiful knife I'll
Actually use that yep. Oh my god. I'm gonna nut in my pants. I'm literally gonna come on myself
That's happened by the way
Yep
I know so I'm happy for you bro. I'm dead ass. That's insane. I love carambits. I love fucking carambits, bro
look ram bit
They are and like the noise the noise that they make when they when they
When they come out though your best night still mobs me by a little bit
Yeah, by like a thousand wait, what's your best night work?
Let me go let me see I can get you an exact number
Oh
thousand twenty seven dollars
you have to log about like six fifty six thirty
yeah yeah yeah
uh arrow's in the chat he wants to see it
arrow you want to see it
arrow this is my baby bro
arrow look at him bro
arrow look at this shit arrow feast your fucking eyes bro
My first actual insane ball, like my first one.
I actually like, I'm not kidding when I say this, this feels better than the
first time I had sex.
I'm being so serious.
Like chat, this is, cause like seeing the gold is one thing.
We've seen the gold, right?
But seeing the gold turn into a carambit Doppler, like I actually came in my
pain, like I pre-came in my pants.
chat like bro chat like I I have a carambit
Doppler now guys like I have a carambit
fucking Doppler guys I have a carambit
fucking Doppler I didn't get a vibe
gifted I didn't get a vibe gifted how
much 14 let's go 13 like 13 90 to be
exact but like what was called you know
we do the recipe cases bro and I
I literally might choke off the mall.
What am I saying? We don't even need a gold. We already got a gold bro. We got a Corambus Stockwood chat!
I'm just you don't understand bro. I'm just so happy for you bro. I'm better
I don't even care what they give me because I already got like a
I don't care. Yeah, you don't you can't hurt me. You can't hurt me
Yeah, oh my god, don't you dare let's imagine this imagine we get like two reds and a gold in the next
it was you bro it was your magical thing it was your thing that said it was
high-bice-up okay well but I think I'm I'm drained though
Let's do this
Go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go I don't know if you are maybe it's the hot hand
Maybe you're like fucking Ray Allen
Go to go to go to go to go on I
I believe in you, bro. I think you're hot right now. I
So you think so? I mean get the next four at least rip the next four
Oh, I can't believe that happened.
Wow, I can't believe that.
No, that's like insane.
I'm actually.
I can't believe that.
I'm actually done.
I'm done.
Wow, wow, wow.
I can't believe it, bro.
I actually thought like for certain times like I thought I was
The matter of time this is a matter of time
Gonna buy more how many kids we got 40 40. Yeah, it looks like 40. I
Mean what I'm just gonna like maybe pop some champagne or something. I don't even know what to do
I'll get a beer or something.
Let me get a beer, hadmine.
Let me get it a beer.
Go on, go on, go on.
I'm trying to get one beer.
40 more cases.
Do I open them?
Do I open them?
Gak, open him. Gold, gold, gold. Gold, gold, gold. That's crazy, bro. I'm happy for him.
That ass.
Uhhh...
Such a good knife.
What's that? You don't know? You don't understand, bro. This guy...
He texts me that, like, bro, I've never seen this fucking iPhone emoji before.
But it's like an emoji where it's like the guy's really tired
and he's got, like, bags under his eyes, you know?
Like, every time, every time we were gonna do a case-on-talk thing,
He was like, uh, insert $1,000 more.
He was like depressed, bro.
Yeah, that one, that one.
That exact emote, right there.
He would send me that.
Okay, can you copy?
Good luck.
Go.
I
Love yeah
Yeah, like no
Well, I was telling them look up. Look. I'll show you chat. I was telling them I was telling them about the emoji
You would send me when you were like
Order order like 20 or like a hundred more cases and then you send me this emoji
bro
You were like so
Can we just watch the clip and just like rabbit this?
Yeah, I got you. Let's just watch the chat.
And we have a clip.
Let me find a timestamp. I'll find a timestamp.
No, it's it's pained. It's pained. It's pained.
Oh, it's pained right now.
Yeah. W. Oh, Shaisa.
W. Because like the thing is, like I remember you were opening cases
and I went to grab the mouse back and I just saw gold on my screen.
You literally opened the case.
And let's see. Let me take you through my thought process, bro.
So like right here, like right here, I haven't even processed it.
Like look, right here, I haven't even processed the goal.
Now let's see.
Wait.
Oh, look at the difference.
Oh!
Check it out.
Look, look, look, look.
One second.
Watch this.
Ready?
Check it out.
One second.
Right there. Right there, Chad. But then I'm like, all right, because now I'm thinking,
like, okay, it's gold. We've had this happen twice, but it's been shit. Then I'm like,
okay, okay, I'm about to come. And then...
I
Can't believe that happened bro. I actually can't believe that happened. I can't look at the chat look at the chat
Look at chat
Look at the chat
But see it was actually here for this moment. We did it max win. We did it the train. Yo, it was the train
Yeah
It's only that map fucking train hive my that matters like when we're feeling like when something's do we got a switch to that map
You know, I can't believe that I'm not always paid
I'm a chap if this isn't even greedy, but could you imagine another gold high much open the cases?
You're you're the golden time. You're the golden boy. I like the golden boy
You did it. I find
I can't believe that I actually cannot believe that bro
Cause it's like it's one thing to get a gold, but most of the golds are shit.
Like most of the golds you're gonna get are shit.
But I don't know why I said that.
The fact that it's like, the fact that it was Corabbit Doppler is insane.
But that is actually nuts.
Not bad at all.
Oh my God, that's fucking ridiculous, bro.
I gotta tell ONA, I gotta tell everybody.
I'm going to call.
When Squishy was in here, call him, call him.
Oh.
The one opening, Squishy's not here.
The one time Squishy missed it, yeah.
Oh.
I'm going to call him.
Okay.
I got him.
Nice.
Hello.
Squishy.
Yeah.
I have Squishy.
I have.
I
Squishy just go quality one time you missed an opening up here I
Case a 1.4 K karambit Doppler
Well ahi squishy what I was high-vives was
Actually, actually, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hi, Squishy, I could if you put up my stream on your phone, I could show you the clip. I can play it.
Okay, one sec.
Of course the one time you missed opening amongst the gravity.
All right, squishy. Let me know when you're in the stream. Let me know in the stream.
I'm in. I'm in.
All right, squishy. So I'll take you through my thought process. Okay.
Yeah. So, all right, so boom, high-fives opens the case right here, just the face of a depressed man, okay?
You pick it for blue, you pick it for blue.
I think it's a blue. Wait, I want to pause it perfectly.
So, the gold registers on my stream, but it didn't register in my brain yet.
So, still depressed, depressed.
Still being depressed.
Right here. I'm like, oh my God. But then it's like, okay.
Well, maybe the gold is gonna be like $80 or $50 or $90 or $80.
Then I see this.
Caramba top.
Look at my face now.
Oh my God, we do it so good.
Is that new?
Fack new Squishdale.
Fack fucking no.
You actually hit like the like one of the best that you possibly in.
Yes, bro.
Bro, we were looking at the knives and it's like,
This is one of like this like a top 12 knife we're gonna got top 11 knife
We're gonna got literally in that chroma to
But thank you bro, I just wanted to tell you for she enjoy your night bro, alright bro
Yes, sir, love you bro
Chat
Corambit Doppler
Corambit Doppler I actually can't believe it bro. I
I asked somebody can't believe it. Wow. Hi mine. What now bro? Do we just jerk off and touch tips?
We just open these cases and then we kind of just
Sit in the tub throw out a movie life is good bro. I'm so depressed during this case
I'm gonna I just lost the rock-a-dink tournament and then it was like another dog shit fucking case of it
And that what's going on?
hmm where the case where they oh my god okay we're like 35 cases left chat you
never know we get something else to say yep maybe maybe maybe I'm gonna start
looking for the golds earlier because I kind of gave up and forgot that that
was just like a thousand cases yeah probably a thousand I'm gonna start
Looking for the the the gold more because I kind of like gave up
That's why I was so delayed on my reaction. Yeah, because like I used to when I started
I would always be looking here, but now I'm just like to crest but not anymore. Wow, I
Mean, we're still like down like five fifteen grand or whatever, but it's whatever that was fucking me. I
Can't believe that I actually can you let me chat I cannot believe that that is in
In fucking saying
We're back to reality now, but
Holy fuck would have got like 20 more cases
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We ended up buying 200 chroma's, wait, is this 40 more?
How about it, watch, give me a quick up and gold lock.
Yep, it's gone.
Ah, it's up.
Okay, we have...
I think that's 40.
4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.
Yeah, this is 4, we have 40 more cases, 40 more, 40 more, 40 more.
Okay.
for the Karrambit Dopplers in my inventory I want to have sex!
I better than you want to bang that Doppler.
Chat, look, look, look!
Hi, guys!
Isn't this a Karrambit?
This, this is a Karrambit that I have.
Yeah, it's the Karrambit that you have.
It's a really good Karrambit.
This is like a really good Karrambit.
Chat, this is like, this is what somebody sent me in FAMEL.
He knew.
He manifested it.
My first good pull.
Like first insane pull.
Karrambit Dopplers.
Oh my god, Chat.
This one's just blue, bro, but it's the same thing.
We have our screens black.
Oh, no, no, no, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good.
Shout out to the guy that sent me this fan mail.
This was the guy that was in jail, right?
Yes, shout out to this guy, bro.
Shout out to this guy, bro.
Not for being in jail,
but like, for sending a drop, Doppler.
Wow, he fuckin' knew.
Carambit fuckin' Doppler.
So wait, what would that even be called, high-vives?
The blue, the blue.
What would that be called?
blue is there a word for it like the all blue
blue jam probably yeah blue jam i don't know the oh sapphire sapphire sapphire yeah
you have to say sapphire yeah i don't know what that one's called
i don't know i don't i don't know hi boys that was like the best nine seconds of my life bro
literally isn't it like the best feeling ever bro
Oh, wait, what's it?
Yeah, it's actually bad.
What's it on train?
Uh-huh.
Wait, what are we on right now?
Did we switch?
We're on dust.
Let's go back to train.
Let's go back to train.
Fuck, I missed it, bro.
It's pinned.
It's pinned.
It's pinned.
It is pinned, chat.
If y'all missed it, it is pinned.
So you can watch the clip.
Insane.
Wow, wow, wow.
I should have called Bernard, you're right.
Oh my god.
Call the One.
I think One is asleep.
He is in the EU.
Somebody show One that clip tomorrow.
That please.
That is insane.
Insane.
You trade up for gloves?
hmm now that's fortunate we're not really ready to trade off
what i want to do is like do a bunch of cases like stack up reds and then do some trade
off maybe i don't know bro i'm kind of like yeah also i'm kind of at peace i don't really know man
i'm kind of at peace i'm not really like you know rush to open cases anymore i'm kind of at peace
I don't know. I'm kind of dissapointed. You know what I mean, Chad? I sort of just like
don't really care. Yeah, we lost 15k, but I mean maybe we could just call it there. Maybe
we could just call it there like I have a Karambit Doppler. I mean, I don't know. When
I'm in a CS go-law here, we're going to be like that guy has a fucking Karambit
fucking top you know what I mean I don't know it's like bro this is like I've been
trying to catch a fucking shark and I finally caught a shark it's like am I
gonna keep fishing for shark maybe I'm just free maybe I'm just free maybe we
could unlock premier and get a good break because I'm actually like kind of
good at the game like I don't know bro I already caught the shark just like
I think they're done with the case, uh, model.
It's just gonna be terminals yet
I think I'm just done bro. I think I'm done like I don't know it's like
Yes, we lost probably realistically. I have probably five or K of inventory
Probably 19 K invested after tonight with the 2k, but bro. It's like okay. We lost 14 K. We got a carambit offer. I'm done
Maybe I'm just done, maybe I'm just like, we're tired.
20 more cases.
Like yeah, we lost 14k, but bro, we ended it on a fucking high note.
We really did.
Contact team?
I don't know when I'm gonna beat that game or let me beat that game tomorrow.
L mindset. Yeah, but like guys, it's not gonna get any better like it's like even if I get another insane poll
It's probably gonna be in 20,000 more dollars. Do you know what I mean?
Real fat another insane poll probably gonna be another 20
You already selected a knife in game you already expect to chat
You're still do 20 more keys have eyes and maybe it's my last 20 cases ever
maybe it's my last 20 cases ever chat for realsies y'all for realsies chat
maybe that's my last 20 for realsies
good to go
emotional the last 20 cases maybe potentially the last 20 cases I'll
see I'm feeling in like two days but I think maybe the last 20 cases
I don't need to see a rat have us because I have a carambit doppler.
I don't need to see a rat have us because I have a carambit doppler.
Ryan said you could have bought me a car with the amount you spent on his bullseats.
You're bound to buy a ram.
And for that I'm sorry.
I don't have a piece of shit guys.
I literally spent $19,000 on cases and trade-ups.
But maybe I'm done.
I'm a piece of shit, though.
But we lost 14k.
But at the end of the day, guys, I have a Karambit doctor.
Maybe I'm at peace, though.
Maybe I'm just done.
I'm a sack of fucking shit.
$14,000 into the fucking Gavons wallet.
And at the end of the day bro, I have a Karanda doctor.
You know what buddy I have? I could have just like bought it.
Yeah.
I mean you could have bought like how many of those?
I could have bought like the maximum.
But bro, at the end of the day...
It's not about that though.
Hey shit bro.
Nah, I bought this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I fucking hate it.
Exactly.
So like...
In your inventory?
Um...
You can yeah, I think you can see it now or maybe later, but when it's tradable it will have like owners and then one
So you're the only owner
You know what I'm saying it wouldn't it wouldn't say that
Oh my god, I can't believe that happened bro. Wow
Last 8 cases right? Maybe of my life. Maybe ever.
This is it.
Do you want to put a name tag on it and name it?
Yeah, how do I do that?
Up in these. We probably have a lot. We have more than 20 cases.
I got a telvernard, I can open it.
I can open it.
Or you just want to inspect.
I just got to look at this thing bro.
Felt my quality.
I got to keep looking at this thing bro.
I got to keep looking at this thing bro.
My baby.
at the same bro. My baby. Bernard, pick up the fucking phone. Bernard, pick up the phone.
Bernard, I did it bro. Whatever it is, I'm sure you've got it under control. If you
don't want to talk about it, or just need a break, you know I'm here. Bernard, I caked
a karambit doppler out of a chroma too.
Well, that's some serious luck.
Congrats on that poll.
Sounds like you're on a roll.
Well, I'm down, I think $14,000, but Bernard, it's okay.
Because I have a karambit doppler.
I get the excitement, but I also hope you keep things balanced.
Enjoy that karambit.
Just make sure you're staying smart
with your spending too.
Bernard, I kind of am done.
I don't know, I'm at peace for now.
I'm probably gonna open these last 20 cases of my career,
light a candle and probably go jerk off or something,
because I did it, bro.
I'm finally done.
If you're ready to close that chapter,
then do it on your terms.
No rush, no pressure.
Just know you don't need to chase that feeling.
Enjoy the wins you have and be kind to yourself after.
I'm here if you ever need a chat.
So you agree that I should jerk off after?
What you do to relax is totally up to you and I'm not here to judge or give that kind of advice
just make sure you take care of yourself in a way that leaves you feeling good and balanced.
Alright so I'm gonna jerk off yeah, Bernard, but bro it's like I uh, Bernard I was gonna give up so many times bro
and I knew I could get one insane poll and I did it Bernard. Bernard I want to kiss you on your British mouth Bernard.
I'm really glad you hit that milestone you were aiming for. Just remember, it's your
dedication that made it happen. Keep celebrating in ways that keep you feeling proud and hey,
we'll skip the kiss. You just want to get right to...
What the hell?
You just want to get right to banging, Bernard?
I'm just here for the conversation. Not any of the...
Alright Bernard, I love you bro.
Let's call a croc, bro. Let's call our girlfriend, dude.
Babe, guess what?
Oh, Spill! You finally got that tattoo we talked about?
Uh, that was more of an off-stream thing.
Oh, sneaky. So no one saw? That's actually kind of hot.
Okay, next subject, babe, guess what I just did.
You better not say nothing again.
Did you finally clean your room or wait, is it something dirty?
My room is always clean, you know that.
Band, GG, band.
No, no, no, no.
My room is always clean, but babe, I've got a Karanba Doppler in CSCO, out of a chromatube.
Whoa, wait a real Doppler like phase four or what that thing's got to be worth what 300 bucks you pulling my leg
right now try try 1.4 K babe we're going to dinner tonight let's go to sushi or
something on me 1.4 K holy okay that's insane sushi sounds perfect you know I'm
for anything wrong and free okay what and I gotta go all right turn on fucking
freaky mode again what's going on you turn off you turned on freaking mode
officer my name did text me when you're done all right I'll see you later I'll
see you later tonight yeah yeah tonight don't keep me waiting I'm already
starving okay he turned on yo he turned on freaky mode officer my promise
Yeah
Yeah, we did it like
Oh my god, howdy, bro. Good shit
So like I was a think it's over
You close the book
I can not believe it, huh?
How about you're done too, right?
Jinx, jinx, jinx, jinx.
How about you're done too, right?
Uh, it's on opening cases, yeah.
Yeah, I'm done.
How about you're done doing trade-offs, right?
Jynxie, should I be done? Jynxie, so, yeah, uh...
Yeah, no shit, bro. It's like the RY.
Yeah, last week, I'm not kidding. I looked at my bank. I looked at my bank.
And it said for Tuesday, minus 2K.
And then Wednesday, minus 2K.
And then Thursday, minus 2K.
Yeah, you can't make money on this game, bro. It's not possible.
It is legitimately not possible to make money on this game.
Bad.
I remember when I was just a funny boy, my first day, and I said I'm going to be the first profitable case.
$19,000 later, I finally got a good case.
We up, we up.
No, we're not up. We're not up. We're not up.
We're still down, like 15K.
bro we're not even up tonight you realize that right yeah I'm not chat this
is what I was trying to say earlier bro my best case opening ever we still lost
money let that sink in chat chat let that sink in my best case opening ever
we're still down money is that not insane 20 left is that the last 20 cases of my
life yep
The last one of the cases of my
It's a little emotional that's a little bit emotional at the end of the day bro. I lost 14,000 dollars
We went through so many chapters, bro
The 26 blues in a row
You know one one three
So many so many $50 trade-ups
Just so many trade-ups. Yeah
Honestly
We spent on case some of these things but on trade up you've opened like
Well, I feel like trade ups and done
The thing is like trade ups or trade ups are so much more expensive. Um, I
Don't know. I think cases definitely from
For sure
Apex not like tonight
After these last 10 cases of my career, I think I'm just gonna like light a candle
Sit in the bathtub throw on some Netflix. I might watch Queen's Gambit
And then probably just choke my chicken bro. I think I'm done guys life
Like this is peak life right here like I there's nothing okay
There's nothing else to search for for you guys. I'm not
But it's not really possible to get a $12,000 knife from a case.
I mean I guess it's mathematically possible, but it's not really like that.
I feel like that's the closest we're gonna...
We're gonna flop.
Yeah, like that right there is like as good as it gets, bro.
Now it's time to get every heirloom on Apex.
No.
No.
No, we're not just gonna like go to every game and just like money on fire
Yes, go got out of hand pretty quick. How long does this arc of faces very quick?
so you started on the fifth of
Yeah, you started on the fifth
Yeah
26 days
Probably about half of those real some cases anymore
So that's like maybe call it 15 case openings
You're addicted you're never gonna quit I hope I can quit but we'll see I mean like
Two days from now we'll see how I'm feeling
But I think I'm done guys. I really do think I'm done
Because now it's like I mean what do I expect to get something better than that? You know what?
I mean, you need gloves.
And we could do a glove trade up, but not tonight.
No, I said no.
Wait, gloves are more expensive than knives?
Also, I have bad news.
Yeah, glove trade-ups are very volatile.
Take it from me, bro.
It is it has like, uh, I think it's like a 13% chance of profit. They're very they're very they're very hot
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna jump off dude like chat
Oh my god last two cases chat maybe the last two cases of my career guys
Wow, this is like, it's the last one.
The last case of my life ever.
Oh, seven in the chat, Sadge in the chat.
It's probably going to be origami.
Let's see what's going on.
The last case of my life.
Let's see.
Wow.
High-vives.
It's over.
over. Let's play a song, bro. Okay. I'm being on YouTube. Yeah, YouTube love y'all, bro. Let's play a song.
How about what's the song that goes?
Say goodbye. Say goodbye.
Is it called say goodbye?
Here we go.
I
I
It's my mother saying darling, please come home
I feel the worst
How could you leave the soul be hello equipment nice
So how do I say
Someone who's been with me for my whole damn life
You gave me my name
So what's we give me
Goodbye
When I call you
You are the best in me ever
No.
Yep.
Then you did a couple of tryouts.
You did a couple tryouts to get this.
You got a ballie.
If you go, I will make sure she's all right.
So how do I say goodbye?
I don't care to get above the boss, guys.
I just love you.
Someone who's been with me for my whole damn life.
I love you so much.
You gave me my name and the color of your eyes.
See your face when I look at mine.
So how do I say goodbye?
When you're not far away, you could ever let me down
Enjoy the $14,000
Gonna steal some town and start again
You must be my closest friend
And someday you're gonna make it out
Enjoy my life
Enjoy the life
Yeah
I think I'm gonna enjoy my life
So how do I say goodbye?
Someone keepin' with me for my whole damn...