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I can't take this damage
In the way I feel, can't stand it
Mmm, maybe I don't understand this
And we changing, why I can't stand it
My heart can't take this damage
In the way I feel, can't stand it
Mmm, maybe I don't understand it
Girl, you're making it hard for me
Girl, you make it off me
Girl, you make it off me
Girl, you make it off me
Girl, you make it off me
Girl, you make it off me
Maybe I don't understand this
You're changing what it can't spend, this is my last ever stream.
It's been my last ever stream.
I think that can't spend it me.
Maybe final understandings.
You're changing what it can't spend it.
My heart get state, this been my last ever stream.
It's very sad day.
My last ever stream, don't worry.
I'm going to talk about everything.
Oh, hi, that's cool.
This is my last ever stream.
I'm gonna explain.
Yo, how about this is my last ever stream.
What's up, bro?
Yo, bro, I just saw the title.
No, man.
Is this real?
Yes, I'm gonna explain all of the brass tacks.
Let's go!
Come on!
Good shit.
Hey, I'm going to the champagne, bro.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Gonna ignore that guy.
So basically, yes, bro.
this is my last ever stream.
It's probably the last time y'all
are ever gonna see me in the internet, bro.
Basically, a lot of things happen in my personal life, bro.
So a couple of things, bro.
I'm having a baby, y'all.
Like I'm having a son.
He's expected to be born in two months, bro.
No, the mom is not bodily blue, bro.
But yes, Chad, I'm having a son.
Um, if y'all want, like, we could put on TTS and y'all could ask me questions, but this is my last ever stream.
And I know I can't believe I announced this on April fools, but it's literally.
It's not April fools.
So, have I put on TTS and chat if y'all have questions, just let me know.
This is my last stream.
Last stream ever, bro, like, literally chat last stream ever.
If y'all have questions, you can ask me, but I'm basically, why are people typing? Yes. I'm basically having a baby guys.
So chat, we're going to put on TTS. If y'all have questions, ask me. This is my last stream. I'm quitting.
Basically, the reason why is because I need to be able to take care of my son and step up in my house, bro. Like, I got to take care of my kid.
It's literally in like two months. I'm having a kid, bro. So I just got to take care of him.
And yeah, I was, you know what I'm saying? I was really, it's hard to make this, bro. It's hard to make the stream sport picks 18 shared 100 bits.
Make sure you ask a question if you want to ask a question. But yeah, this is basically the last time y'all are ever going to see me, bro.
And this is the last time y'all are going to see me my last stream ever, bro, like literally my last stream ever send in a question. If you have it.
Kelanito cheered 100 bits, hey jinxed C. We all love you and care about you.
Said no one ever, smiley face emoji, middle finger emoji, so glad you're quitting.
And it's, you know, it's messages like that bro where it's like, you know, what's even the friggin point.
You know what I'm saying bro, it's messages like that and that's what I mean like I gotta take a step back from the internet.
I gotta take care of my kid bro, I don't even have a main for me.
Cheers 200 bits. Thank God we are free.
Okay. So yeah bro, basically my last ever stream dude, legitimately. Like I cannot believe this is real life bro.
Really hard to do this. Really hard to do this.
So it's 100 cheered 200 bits. Dream come true.
Is anybody sad that I'm quitting is anybody sad that I'm quitting type me
Type me if you're sad that I'm quitting guys, please please somebody type me
Is somebody type me leave a cheer to 200 bits. I'm so happy you're quitting streaming. I hope you have a horrible life I
Thought this would be more of like an emotional like bonding moment guys like guys
I sort of thought this would be more of a emotional bonding, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like very emotional, bro
Like y'all are not really asking good questions. Andy cheered 200 bits. It's true. He cracked me
Did not crack that guy bro hi guys my twitch is doing this weird thing where like my chat messages are messed up, bro
It's all squiggly. Maybe it's because it's my last stream, bro
maybe it's because my last stream thank God no more CG underscore flair
cheered 100 bits thank God I don't have to see you ever again Roy with the Roy
with the 50 gifted Roy that bro thank you for the gift it bro I appreciate you
you felt I'm saying W Roy in the Chapman your ex cheered 200 bits what about
cases daddy who is the mom so the mom of my kid is unnamed basically it's
unnamed I can't say because I'm keep it off the internet but yeah I have a son
bro I have a son but the mom is unnamed like I'm not it's not it's not body
blue no the mom night sneaky cheered 100 bits project stompin coming already
yeah so basically guys I'm happy to kid bro like legitimately I don't know if I'm
even ready for this bro but yeah basically I got to quit streaming because I need to focus on
taking care of my kid bro I need to take care of my kid dude like seriously love this court ill
chaired 100 bits thank god so I thought more people would be sad that I'm quitting streaming
every every tts message is somebody saying thank god every every every tts message is somebody
saying thank god bro guys I quit me I'm already see the bump on your stomach
what do you say Joe is crying tell Joe to save his tears for another day bro
tell Joe to save his tears bro no don't cry for me bro chat don't be sad that
it's over be happy that it happened bro
Chad, don't be sad.
There were 7,474 cheered 200 bits, thank god you're quitting top 5 moments ever.
See what I'm saying bro?
And this is what I'm talking about bro.
This is exactly what I'm...
This is the problem bro.
This is the shit that I'm talking about dude.
This is the fucking problem bro.
This is the shit that I'm talking about dude.
Nobody's thinking it's serious.
Cheers 100 bits, jinxed see I love you and I can't wait for this next step with Bonnie.
Oh the goat bro.
Bro, how have you been?
Yeah, the kid is not with Bonnie.
Guys, the kid is not with Bonnie bro.
It's not with Bonnie.
That is not the kid bro.
Look guys, seriously, this is my last dream bro.
Like ask something emotional please.
Guys, like really I thought-
That's a underscore TTV, cheers 100 bits, jinxed see your kids are Mike the Otter and
avid no bro i have a son on the way bro two months each
hat i'm sorry for announcing this on april one i didn't even realize
when i i didn't even realize when i did it i'm sorry i'm not on everyone but
guys nobody's taken this serious hello vex navai cheered 100 bits it's april
fools you fool love you jinxed see navai bro i didn't know i didn't even know it
was april one today that's the thing bro i didn't know
bro i didn't know it was april one but i made this announcement bro like i did not know bro
ebk with the the 10 gifts in bro ebk with the 10 gifts in 2424 cheered 100 bits april fools
i gotta call like i gotta call like ron and tell him bro
i gotta i gotta call like ron i think or something bro i need to call somebody bro and tell him
I got to call somebody bro and just tell them that I'm not that you're a godshared 100 bits. Thank God
We need to teach us for a second. I got to call Ron guys
Bro Ron
Basically, you know how we're supposed to do among us tonight, bro
Yes, so I don't even know if I'm gonna make it because this is my last dream. I've ever do it bro like last one ever
Are you gonna host me after or like we'll say bro round this is serious and emotional bro
This is serious, but this is probably my last time ever being streaming bro
But who is your host?
Okay, no like run like it's not a host bro like I'm quitting this shit bro like I'm quitting this
of viewership when you just, oh my, so are you going to host anyone? Like, you're going
to host Nate? Do you even care, bro? I'm pouring my heart out on the phone, bro. I'm quitting.
Like, you're not going to see me in the streams anymore. I'm done.
I'm 23 years old. I know it's April fucking fool's day. You look like a fucking egg. Get
off my phone. See, bro, nobody's taking it serious because
it's April one. And that's on me, bro. I should have announced this. No, I should have announced
this on April two, bro. Literally, I should have announced this shit on April two. And
That's 100% on me, bro.
I should have definitely announced this shit on April 2.
67 cheered 100 bits.
Please don't be April Fool's prank, you spermhead.
Yo, like y'all are not taking this shit serious, guys.
The severity of the situation.
Bro, I'm quitting, bro.
Let's call Joe, bro.
Maybe Joe will take it serious and be emotional
and maybe cry.
Maybe Joe, maybe Joe.
Google underscore vortex.
Maybe Joe will cry.
Hey Joe, could you hear me?
Yeah.
So basically Joe, you know how we're supposed to do Among Us tonight, bro?
Yeah, you're a jackass, buddy.
It's April 4th.
You're not gonna get me on this.
on this bro chat it's not like yo bro it's nobody's taking the shit serious
that's the problem bro nobody is taking this shit serious bro I'm pouring my
fucking soul into this bro chat I have a son bro like I cannot be streaming I
have a fucking son bro squishy will probably cry bro squishy would probably
cry. Squishy, um, bro, Squishy, are you alone right now, bro?
alone yet. Take a seat, bro. Could you take a seat?
Uh, yeah, none. Are you already sitting?
I'm sitting here. We're fine. Um, bro, so basically, um, you know how we were supposed
to do Among Us tonight, bro? Yeah.
I don't even think I'm gonna make it, bro. Basically, I'm quitting streaming, bro. Like
this is my last ever stream, bro. This is your last streaming ever?
So, yes, I have a kid, bro, he's not yet, but I'm excited blue, what'd you say?
Yeah, but no, not with body blue. No, that's AI bro, but I have a kid in two months. It's a boy in two months and I just need to really lock in with myself, bro.
You know what I'm saying? So just want to let you know, bro, it's probably my last stream of all time and I'm not going to make it to among us, bro.
No, I guess it's I'm like yeah, especially it's bigger than among us, bro. Like I'm quitting streaming bro squishy. I'm never gonna are you sad are you crying?
You're going down my leg bro listen. This is the thing like it's the last time I ever hear from you James. I just want to know what the pleasure bro.
Fly low.
Fly low. Well, it's flat nuts fly high squishy it's it's not fly low bro it's fly high bro.
All right, bro, fly low like, yeah, it's not body, bro.
It's a real kid, bro.
Like with a real like, bro, it's a kid.
All right, bro, I'll see you, bro, I'm quitting, bro.
I'm quitting.
Yes.
Among us.
Yeah, among us is.
All right, switch, I'll see you.
All right, bro.
I just feel like nobody's sad that it's
my last ever stream like I just feel like nobody's really like that torn up a
bottle bro I'm like I feel like I feel like nobody's sad you know what I'm
saying Muda will probably cry let's see what Muda will cry bro
she ain't never thought so all right guys it's my last stream bro like does
Does anybody care in here, bro?
Muda, I'm live, I'm live, I'm live.
Muda, are you sitting right now, bro?
Am I what?
Are you sitting right now, bro?
Am I sitting?
Yeah, I'm sitting.
Make sure you're seated and well rested.
I have some deep burdens to drop on you, bro.
Okay, go ahead, drop them.
uh moota basically bro uh today is my last stream ever bro i'm quitting uh streaming
what what do you mean so basically i have a day why would you quit
basically i have a kid uh coming in two months bro and i just got to really focus on my life bro
focus on my family and be a good dad bro i have a kid coming in two months bro
Oh, you're 21 and you're still in 23?
24, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
Yes, bro, I'm basically going to have a kid in two months, dude.
Oh my god, how did you hide this from me?
Oh, you're a kid?
Yes.
It's a kid, yeah, and it's not with Bonnie Blue, bro. It's like a real kid, bro.
Are you sure it's not with Bonnie Blue, God?
What la he it's not about a blue bro, but um, are you crying or something or you say?
Bro, why would you quit I don't know bro. I just got to focus on my family do
Well, you're number one right now. You can't give it up. What do you mean? Oh my son, bro? It's about my son
To take your blade your number one. It's a son, bro. Like it's my kid, dude
I'm really sorry, bro, but I'll probably,
like I'll never ever see you again, bro, legitimately, bro.
So it's been a pleasure.
It's been a pleasure, bro.
No, bro, don't do this, Nick.
I almost shed a tear right there, bro, legitimately.
Like I almost shed a tear, bro,
listening to his heartbreaks, bro.
I literally almost shed a fucking tear, bro, right there.
Like that was, yeah, guys, last ever stream, bro.
Legitimately, last ever stream.
Guys, anybody else I could call, you think?
That would cry?
Anybody else I could call?
That would probably cry.
Who would cry, bro?
Who would cry?
Guys, maybe, ooh, Jenj would cry.
Jenj would cry, yeah.
Jen's Jen's who loads loads would cry loads would cry Bernard you have Bernard you're
cool.
Alright Jen just see how this is my last dream ever bro can't even pick up bro last
stream ever can't even talk to me. My best friend in England can't even talk to me.
Yo, um, Bernard, bro. How are you doing, bro?
Hey, I'm doing well, Nick. Always ready for whatever wild ride you're on. How's everything
on your end? I, um, I quit, bro. Bernard, I quit.
I'm guessing this is about those case openings. Honestly, if you're stepping back from that,
It sounds more like you're reclaiming control.
What made you decide to finally call it quits?
No, Bernard, I'm quitting streaming.
Today is my last ever Twitch stream.
That's a big decision.
If you really thought it through,
I'm sure you have your reasons.
Just remember you built something amazing.
And whatever comes next,
I'm here if you need a sounding board
or even just a laugh.
Well, Bernard, basically I have a kid.
So I'm having a son.
I haven't even told my chat, bro.
Bernard, you're like the first person I told bro.
I'm having a kid.
So basically I can't focus on streaming
and being a good dad.
So I just wanna be a good dad, you know what I mean?
That's huge news, Nick.
And honestly, it makes total sense.
Being a good dad is the most important gig you'll ever have.
You'll still have all your creativity and humor
just channeled differently.
I'm sure you'll be a great dad.
And if you ever feel like sharing stories, I'm here.
All right, Bernard.
Bro, I love you, bro.
Last ever stream, dude.
Wow, wow, Bernard.
I love you, bro.
It's been a wild ride, man.
You're one of the best friends I ever made in this world.
But Bernard, like, I'm going dark, bro.
I'm not gonna be on any internet
or even my phone anymore, bro.
It's gonna be me and my son.
Nick, I honestly touched you share that with me.
It's been a wild ride,
and I'm grateful I could be along for it.
I respect you for choosing what matters most.
I'll be cheering you on in spirit always.
If you ever pick up the phone again,
you know where I'll be.
Until then, go be that great dad.
Much love, my friend.
God, I love Bernard, bro.
What a send-off, bro.
Like seriously, call One.
Yeah, maybe One will cry too.
But I just feel like Ron didn't really take it serious.
Joe, Joe didn't really take it serious.
Maybe One will take it serious, bro.
Oh, is busy. Oh, he's busy. Oh, it's my last stream ever bro.
It's my last stream ever, but only is busy. No, it's cool. It's my last stream ever, but one is busy.
It's my last stream ever, but one is too busy. He's too busy for me bro last stream ever dude
Last stream ever guys, I don't even know who to call
Nobody really took it serious besides Bernard Brown. Nobody really took it serious besides Bernard Brown legitimately
Maybe Richie, yeah, Richie will probably take it serious. Why are people typing W's?
Yeah, what's going on? Bro, are you seated right now? Like, are you in a chair?
Am I in a chair? Are you seated? Yeah, are you seated? Because take a seat if you're not.
I'm about to like lay some information on you bro.
All right let me take a seat. I'm gonna be down here.
You're now sitting?
Yeah.
Is it a couch or a chair? It doesn't really matter actually.
It's a chair.
Okay so basically uh bro I'm quitting streaming bro.
Like this is today is my last stream ever.
It was really bad timing that it was on April 1 but it's my last stream ever
bro yeah I know bro don't don't cry bro hey save your tears for a rainy day bro
it's my last name bro like I'm never ever gonna like see anybody again bro I'm gonna
turn off my phone forever dude so I'm just calling people and you know bro I'm just letting you know
I
Want you every day
Look man all those streams from all the years bro, they'll always be there, but I won't bro. I
Gotta take care
I gotta take care of my kid
No a
All right, whoa, whoa. No, don't don't do that bro. Yeah
So, yeah, bro
Bro, I I know bro in that look
No, don't don't whoa whoa don't do that bro, but yeah, man, I'm quitting bro. I just wanted to say bro. It's been real
can i have your channel? okay see bro no this thing bro nobody's taking it serious bro like
legitimately nobody's taking this shit serious can i have your channel ron's asking for a raid
joe thinks cuz it's april one hey joe i didn't know it was april one but i made the announcement
i didn't know it was april one bro i didn't fucking know
Maybe I could call Lacey or Lacey, maybe I could call Lacey, maybe what I'll do is call
Lacey bro, maybe that's what I'll do, I'm going to call Lacey bro, let's see what it
Yo, Jameson.
Bro, are you, are you sitting right now? Are you in a chair?
Yeah, I'm in a chair. I was about to call you. I have good news.
Well, you tell your good news and then I'm going to tell my potentially upsetting news.
Okay, well my good news is I'm doing it among us lobby today and I want to see if you wanted to play in it.
Lacey, I'm the one that invited. Okay, besides the point, Lacey, bro. Yeah.
I won't be able to make it to among us, bro.
What do you mean? It's your lobby.
It's my last ever stream, bro.
Lacey, I'm quitting bro. I'm quitting Twitch. I'm quitting streaming. I'm quitting YouTube.
I'm quitting all of it
Yeah
I have a son on the way, bro
I'm gonna have a baby son in two months, bro, and I need to really lock in
With my family
No, it's okay, that's AI it's a no not body blue. It's another
I've been seeing all of my TikTok.
I didn't know that was real.
Yeah, that's just AI, bro.
But I have a real son with somebody else, bro.
It's, yeah, in two months, bro.
So I just wanted to say, bro, I love you, dude,
and I'll probably never see you again, bro.
Okay.
All right, well, amen.
I'll be at the baby shower.
Yeah, sure.
You'll always have an invite at the baby shower, bro.
All right.
Oh, wait, JC, JC, JC, JC, JC.
Yeah.
Can I please add your Twitch walking?
Give me a minute to push it on you.
It's like, I just don't think anybody's taking it serious,
bro, like, no one's taking the gravitations of it serious,
bro.
Like, nobody's taking the gravitation serious, dude.
Karambit rubidopna.
All right, Chad, I have something to confess.
You got pranked.
You got pranked!
Guys, it's April Fools, idiots.
Guys, I didn't quit, bro.
You got fucking pranked, bro.
It's April fucking Fools.
You guys got high vibes, high vibes, high vibes, no.
High vibes, it was a joke, high vibes, it was a joke.
It was a fucking joke, high vibes, stop.
It was a joke, high vibes, stop.
It was a joke bro, it was a prank, I'm not guys, listen, chat, I'm not actually quitting
streaming bro, it was all a prank, guys it was all a joke, I'm not quitting, everybody
calm down.
No, fuck you, damn it.
What?
No way.
Please quit.
Damn it.
No, end of this shit now.
You lied to us.
Damn it.
So close.
Please quit.
No one fell for your shitty prank.
I was hoping it wasn't a joke, said chicken tendies.
No shit.
You don't know what a girl is.
It wasn't a prank.
Damn it.
Fuck.
I was so excited for a minute there.
You were excited?
you were fucking excited bro shitty-ass prank please quit legit this time
all right you're changing I can't stand it I mean Chad we got among us boys
Among us in fucking...
Among us in...
What's going on, Mike Leeds?
What the... What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
Bro!
Go down and stay!
Yo, what am I supposed to do about this?
What am I supposed to do about this, bro?
why is he not doing this bro no guys it was a prank bro guys it was a prank guys I don't
have a kid I don't have a son bro I don't have a kid I don't have a son and I love
Streaming bro, I would probably never quit streaming guys. So guys everybody just calm down bro. It's a prank
Bro, it's a prank bro. It was literally a joke. I was kidding
Chat I was yanking your chain, bro. I was tugging your chain. I'm not quitting bro
I'm not quitting guys. I'm not quitting
It like like and also I thought y'all would be more sad
No one was sad bro. People were celebrating
No one was sad at all like did you guys know?
She ain't never gonna talk back
Jack nobody was really sad in here, bro. I thought nobody was sad nobody was sad guys
We hoped it was real what is this high-fives twitch.tv slash NASA
Human spaceflight is a complicated endeavor that requires precision and confidence across all disciplines
You may hear the phrase human spaceflight is the greatest team sport a few times in today's coverage and it's absolutely true
Not only does it need mastery of specific components, but the integration extends across thousands of that Bernard about this
Yo Bernard and NASA is live streaming the the the moon launch on Twitch, bro
Wait, didn't you just say you were going dark and stepping away, but now we're onto moon launches on
Twitter? Bro, I'm sorry for messing with you like that. It was a joke, bro. I'm not quitting
streaming Bernard and I don't have a kid. Oh, you have big eye for a second. Honestly, I'm glad
to hear you're still in the game. You know I'm here for the world twists, even when they're just
pranks. So what's next on stream, moon launches or something even crazy? Well, Bernard, I wanted to
ask you what is the Artemis? What is this Artemis 2 crew? What is this Bernhardt?
The Artemis missions are NASA's big push to get humans back on the moon and eventually on to Mars.
Artemis 2 is planned to be the first crewed mission of the program. So that means there's a crew of
astronauts prepping to fire on them. But the machine has been real here.
But they're streaming it on Twitch. Do you know when they take off? When do they take off?
The Artemis-2 mission, which will be NASA's first crewed lunar flyby since Apollo, is
scheduled to launch on April 1, 2026 at 6.24 pm.
Bernard, that's today!
Bernard, that is literally today!
Oh man, you got me again.
April 1st.
You had me on alert.
But seriously, why not?
Whoa, it's spewing out smoke!
Bernard, it's spewing out smoke.
Why is it doing that?
Is everything okay in there?
It's all good.
rocket launch you'll see a lot of vapor and smoke from the cooling systems and
the engines firing up it's part of the process so they're not they're not vaping
in there no no vaping astronauts it's just the rocket doing rocket things all
that steam and smoke is just part of launch systems safe and sound so in two
hours Bernard they're gonna launch I'm gonna call you and we're gonna watch it
together okay you've got yourself a deal when it's time we'll watch that rocket
fly together I'll be ready okay Bernard I love you bro and remember to always stay blessed dude okay
I've got that locked in Nick I love you too man stay blessed and I'll catch you in the countdown
Bernard you're one of my like closest friends bro seriously I'm genuinely honored you feel that way
I'll always be here to back you up cheer you on and share a laugh or two let's keep going wait is
Is this Florida?
Bernard, this looks like Florida.
Is this Florida?
No, that's all real.
And I'm right here for it.
What? No, Bernard!
Bernard, is this Florida?
It's as real as it gets.
All right.
Is that in Florida?
But that's Florida.
Carpenter Springs.
Wait, guys.
Cape Coral, Jupiter, Florida.
That's where tiger that's where tiger flipped his car over at
Jupiter, Florida
Bro, we got to watch this chat in two hours
Chat how much do you want to bet?
That bro, NASA is gonna have like a million viewers when it launches, bro. I
Can't believe we're streaming it on Twitch. Isn't that kind of crazy?
Bro, no way they're streaming it on switch. It's probably on TV, too, bro
Wow, so crazy and cool, bro, so crazy.
Trent, should I gift NASA subs?
No, they don't even need it, right?
Trent, oh no, you can't.
Wait, why can't you gift them?
She ain't never gonna say, oh, bye.
All right, guys.
All right, guys.
Well, I need you to call Lose, bro.
I need you to call Lose, dude.
I forgot to call Lose.
I forgot to call Lowe's bro.
Yeah, put this in the oven. Yeah, what up?
Yeah.
There's no way you just answered a phone like that, bro.
Are you, is this a joke or some shit? I can't even just answer the phone normally.
It's like anything I say, you're just fucking laughing like, I'm getting fucking, you're
sending me TikToks of me as a chipmunk?
Yeah, bro, look, Lose, bro. Are you playing Among Us or not, bro? You're like the most
cryptic texture ever, dude. Who do you think you are? You're not the Playboy fucking Cardi,
Lose. Are you playing Among Us or not?
I'm sure you'd like me to be playing with Cardi in a fucking fun psycho.
Dude, I already said I'm down.
What the fuck?
You didn't say you're down.
You literally didn't say you're down.
You said-
I'm pretty sure I did say I'm down, bro.
No, I said, yo, Los, bro, please play 7PM EFC.
You didn't respond.
And then I said, all right.
And then you said-
I'm not enough.
And then you said, okay-
Wait wait, read the first thing I said to you.
Los, among us tonight, you said who all playing, twin?
I said, everything.
All right, listen, yes, I'm playing.
I'm playing, I'm just rocking a couple of errands
and then I'm playing.
Yeah, bro, what are your errands, Los?
Like, what the fuck are your errands, bro?
Do you genuinely wanna know what I'm doing right now?
I'll tell you what I'm doing.
Yeah, what are you doing right now, bro?
I'm bringing 89 hoodies to the Draculators.
Why?
Why, bro?
Why?
Well, cause like the hood, like I don't like,
when you put them in the wash,
like they get like weird sometimes and shrink
or like fuck up.
So like the Draculators just takes care of it,
but yeah, I got like 90 of them.
So Lose, wait Lose, have you ever done a shirt stream?
You know what dude, fuck among us, fuck you.
Come on, bro, don't be like that.
Dude, this is gonna be a peek among us, chat.
This is gonna be a peek among us.
This is gonna be a peek among us, dude.
This is gonna be a peek among us.
Bro, there's a rocket launching in two hours, guys.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
There's a rocket launching in two hours.
Why does low sound slow down?
Bro, I don't know what it is.
Whenever I call Lowe's, it's like in slow motion.
I genuinely don't know what it is.
It's all fucking distorted.
I have no idea, bro.
Great question, actually.
Oh, Lacey called him.
Lacey called him.
Yo, Lacey, what's up, bro?
James, what's up, bro?
I just wanted to talk to you real quick
and talk to you about something.
Yeah, what's up, bro?
So I just wanted to call and tell you
that I'm having a kid and I'm quitting training.
are you being serious yeah what's the name of the kid what do you name it
I'm gonna name him Stewart okay and like have you am I the first guy to know
have you told your parents bro yeah you're the first person I'm telling
bro I just wanted to call you and tell you I don't think anybody else is doing
that and saying that like they're having a kid including you shit so I just want
call you and tell you bro I look bro I a I wish you the
bro that was my fucking I did that joke
check I did the joke bro I did that joke I literally did that
fucking joke bro that was what yo hi guys is this like an April fools update
what the fuck is this chat do y'all see this look at the chat bro no no chat do
y'all see this bro wait so twitch is like this for everybody this is so bad
It looks stupid and dumb, bro
Look at that shit, bro, look at that fucking shit, man
All right chat before we watch the rocket launch at 630 we got some guessing ranks and then we're gonna do some gaming chat
Before we watch the rocket launch. We're getting red send in clips. I'm gonna go pee
Thank you.
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No, she ain't never gonna fall back.
All right chat, SICK AT THE CLIPS!
Real voice, hi boys, I swear to God bro, I swear to God!
Good boy.
Chat, let's go.
Why is my face red? I look like a tomato.
Chat, why do I look like a tomato?
chat why do I look like a tomato bro chat who actually was scared that I quit
bro bro I you know doing that joke would be fucked up unless it's on April 1
bro chat on April 1 bro you gotta be on your toes dude dude my teacher pranked
me when I was a kid on April Fool's Day she said that she was quitting as our
teacher and never gonna teach again and then she was back the next day bro and
and then she said it was April Fools.
Bro, why is my face yellow, bro?
Hi guys, my face is yellow.
Hi guys, do you see it, Hi guys?
Oh, Hi guys is calling, chat, look.
Hey, Hi guys, happy April Fools, bro.
Hey, Hi guys, I just wanted to say, bro,
dude, I'm sorry for scaring you, bro.
I'm not actually quitting streaming, it was all a prank.
Can you see, yeah, I wanted to talk to you
about something, bro.
And I'm quitting, bro.
I can't take the mental abuse anymore from this company.
There's no HR to report to.
It's basically just a peasant and a king.
And I can't do it anymore, bro.
I gotta get out, bro.
And if you're not just saying this
because it's April Fool's, bro, I think.
I brought this on myself chat this shit's gonna brother shit is gonna happen all day today
This shit is gonna happen all friggin day today
Seriously guys. Oh my god
That was peak you're so global oh my god, I just realized like
She was my card is in my fucking pocket. Why is my card in my pocket dude? What?
She ain't never gonna go back. Alright chat, you guys ready? Nobody believed you bro. Yeah,
yeah, somebody believed me. Bro, to whoever it is that believed me, bro, I love you bro.
I'm sorry for even pranking you. I'm actually sorry. But remember bro, it's April Fools,
You always gotta remember bro, on April 1, you gotta be scared.
On April 1, bro, you never know what is gonna happen, dude.
People lie about literally everything on April 1.
So you gotta be really on your toes, bro, you gotta be thinking, bro.
You gotta be really in your toes, man.
Guessing ranks.
High-vives.
Lock in.
Chat.
what we're gonna be doing today.
Here are the rules for guessing ranks.
It's really simple, bro.
When you send in a clip, do not have,
do not have your ranks charm on your gun.
Capiche?
This guy does not, so this guy would qualify.
Make sure it's an R6 clip
and make sure you don't have your rank on your gun.
Hi, guys, first game attack of the day is the boy hard.
Let's go.
Guessing your rank and rainbow six each, good luck.
So he didn't drone and he's aiming at ankle level on top of that the other team has a cabera
This is probably a low rank
Stop Harvey Harvey Harvey
Why are you aiming at ankle level?
Why?
Legitimately, bro. You're never gonna get a high-ranked playing like that ever
That's so lucky that cabera is terrible
Reload? Reload? Reload?
RV reload? Reload?
Reload!
Okay, this is a low rank. This is a low rank. I'm certain of it.
At maximum gold at maximum gold
He has R4C black eyes what
Is your teammate looking outside?
No, this is actually insane
It's a 2v1 scenario and the last guy's a defender, meaning he literally can't be outside!
WHAT AM I WATCHING?!
Plant the ball. I'm gonna have any aneurysm.
Plant the ball. I'm gonna have any aneurysm. Plant the ball!
I'll get a tattoo on my right buttocks, that's a silver player.
Final guess, silver!
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
He hasn't even unlocked Rage.
You know, the only reason why I said silver,
the only reason why I said silver
was because he had R4C black eyes.
He doesn't even have freaking Rage unlocked.
Come on, that's not fair.
That's actually annoying as balls, dude.
That's not fair, bro.
That is legitimately not fair.
That like, come on.
Next guest rank out of the day, bro.
Next guest rank out of the day, come at it from X.
Okay, this is on Yacht, which what does that mean chat?
This is not a ranked clip.
Which means this guy could also be unranked.
Back to back level zeros.
There's a chance.
I gotta fix my flipping green screen, bro.
I'm gonna have a fricking andeurism
with this frickin green screen.
Also, the YouTube comments.
Hey, bro, I've been reading it, bro.
I don't run into CVSs and Walgreens
and start assaulting random people.
It's all fake.
All right, so something I want to point out.
Your teammate's voice speech is red,
which means your teammate is currently banned from talking,
which means your teammate probably set a slur.
This is probably a copper mine.
Second trip of the day, we're all for one on guests.
He's outside, swing that!
What are you doing? What are you...
What am I watching?
I'm going to vomit on my desk.
What am I watching?
I'm going to throw up on my desk.
Remember, there is a frostbite on the door!
Is this Unwrapped? I'm not even kidding! Is this another Unwrapped Squib?
What's the point of that oh no
You're okay, you're not that bad how do I explain this you're the best player in the lobby
But this is the worst lobby I've ever seen
Why are we slow walking?
You're outside!
Get in there, you prick!
Aw, four last operators standing.
God, this is weird.
Yeah, best player in the lobby?
Worst lobby imaginable, as I said.
Now, the clip is on yacht, which means this is from Casual, which means this guy probably
hasn't even unlocked ranked.
So I'm going to guess for EXE unranked.
Are you kidding me?
He hit gold.
Yo bro, yo bro, if you hit gold, why are you, why are you playing Casual?
Why would you play Casual?
So guys, does anybody have a normal profile picture in this chat?
Legitimately.
Does anybody in this chat have a normal profile picture?
I'm actually curious.
First cup of the day, we were wrong.
Second cup of the day, we're wrong.
Now we're going to lock in and we're going to guess every rank correct to the rest of
this video.
All right, it's a low rank.
I already know it's a low rank because you're on cavera.
I troked your sand.
You're gonna flank!
STOP!
You're using proximity alarms on a ROADER!
Brother, you need to be using impacts every day of the week with Cat. I don't ever want to see this again.
Okay. This is a ranked map, so we know he's ranked. Okay?
It's probably gonna be, in my opinion...
This is silver. I'm certain of it. It could be gold, but I think this is silver.
Okay, stop. Why do I think he's silver? Option number one, he has a rubber ducky
charm. There's not a single high rank who uses rubber ducky. Option number two, he's
using Kibera. Option number three, silver's the most common rank in the game. If this guy's not silver,
I am not credible and I'm wrong about everything. All right, if this guy's not silver,
he's gold. Not only that, he's not only gold, but guess what, chat, he's gold with a 0.89 KD
And he's barely gold. So I was just barely off, bro. I was literally just barely off, bro. I was am I over three on
Again, bro, this is what I'm trying to say guys things like this is basically the epidemic of AI, bro
This is the epidemic of AI because you never know what's real and what's fake, bro
This is
Severely AI bro, like as AI as it gets legitimate. This is what I'm talking about, bro
This is the epidemic of AI
Over three on guesses. Let's lock in now. All right. We're over three on guesses
We just can't catch a break right now. The first guy was unranked
The third guy was one off of the rank, I guess
All right, this is a lot to unpack here, but let's unpack
He's using ramp, he's playing vertical, the plant is down.
Post plant scenario, these are the rounds that win you games.
Let's see how he handles it.
Position revealed by Kavara.
Now this gets tricky because you have to make sure you don't get floor bags.
Because for the next 15 seconds they're going to have wall hats on you.
This is going to be interesting.
He's moving around which is good to knock your wall back.
yep there's the wall bang
I'm not that impressed you heard smoke flanking you didn't react fast enough you
should have reacted much faster you kind of whiffed on clash the first shot
That looks a little bit lucky.
Boulder, let me be honest with you, bro.
I don't think you're like the lowest rank in the game,
but I don't think you're the highest rank in the game.
I'm gonna squeeze you.
I'm gonna say platinum.
Is that the best player of the day?
Yes, that's the best player of the day.
Is it a high rank?
No, I'm gonna go platinum.
I'm gonna go platinum for sure, bro.
Platinum for sure.
Silver.
All right!
0 for 4 on guesses. I've never had this much of a catastrophe happen.
I have never in my life had this much of a catastrophe happen on guessing ranks.
What is going on, bro, legitimately?
I've not gotten a single guess correct. Are you kidding me, bro?
Sweet mother of Neptune, bro, come on!
Not one guess has been right. My god!
All right, next guest of the day, bro, we got to clean this up, y'all.
Let's see, we got to clean this up, bro.
The guests have been absolutely putrid out of me.
Literally, I can't cast anything right.
I don't ever want to talk about it.
I don't ever want to see you.
Bro, Xbox, don't do this to me.
Please don't fail me now.
Xbox, don't do this to me, bro.
Please, Xbox.
Please, Xbox.
Load up the clips, man.
Don't, don't.
Okay, the Xbox loaded the clips nice nice nice very nice very nice. I don't ever want to talk about it. I don't never want to see
Bro, where's this guy at bro come on
Where's this guy? Ah, bro. I can't click any clip
There we go. We're in we're in we're in a nice
All right, fifth rank of the day fifth clip of the day fifth gas of the day lockage
Alright, a lot going on in this clip.
I believe there's an audio glitch happening where you have the infinite gun shooting thing.
Also, one of your teammates left to go get a Pop-Tarp.
This is definitely a low rank.
This is for sure a low rank, bro.
Where is your teammate?
What does anybody have passion?
Pop-4 is located at the bottom.
What are you doing, bro?
What are you doing?
Are you doing parkour?
What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, I know this glitch it's what happens when somebody lies out of the game
Bro go for like a go for like a boss C peak or something didn't I don't know
the way that you just leaned there was like so catastrophically bad like I
want to really break this down brother this way you're leaning is perfect
literally perfect and then you randomly decide to do that what is that
there's not a sick like what is that it's just gonna take longer for you to see
the window. I mean, Chad, am I crazy? Am I insane? He's going to take longer, bro.
I got a puke just watching this. There's an audio glitch. Your teammate went to go get a
pop dart. You're leaning the wrong way. You did parkour in the prep pace.
All right, 2v5 scenario. Let's see how good you actually are
2v5, but let's see from this is where legends are made
All right, why are we aiming at penis level? It's just guys have been preaching the same core
Fundamentals for 11 years. Why are we aiming at penis level? Why?
Actually good
Forget about the drone! The drone is in math! They already know you're there!
Finish them!
Did Ash plant?
Wait.
Ash stuck a plant?
Her teammate gets massacred, she gets shot in the stomach, and then plants like nothing happened.
Yeah, this is like, I'm sorry, but this is literally bots.
I keep overshooting banks. I'm just gonna undershoot now. This is bright. I'm sorry
Okay, right there you have the reaction time of a grandpa
I
My way right there. Yep, beautiful. Literally beautiful. Literally beautiful. Why'd you stop holding it? What?
You have the ankle. What are you doing?
Yeah, also, I'm just nitpicking at this point, but bro, let's get the SMG-12 on your gun, please.
I don't know a single human being who uses that secondary on Vigil. Not one.
Let's get the SMG-12 on there, bro.
This is bronze, guy. I'm certain. This is...
If this isn't bronze, I'm quitting.
Unless it's copper, that's fine.
If this is higher than bronze, I'm never guessing again.
There's some critical bomb diffuser activated.
Located the diffuser.
It's going to be right here.
I bet any amount of money he doesn't win this 1v1.
This is bronze.
This is bronze.
Drop me.
Maybe.
Maybe it's copper. If this is anything higher than bronze, I retire, and I retire, and I'm
never guessing ranks again. Period. End of story.
Does this count? He hit silver with 0.4K. Does that even count? No, no, no, chat. Tell
I should get the point for this he's not a real silver guys zero point four KD
what I should get the point for that yeah chapter 10 no haha fine chat over six I
literally said if he's not bronze he's gonna be copper and he's silver three
with a zero point four KD literally he probably just got silver because his
friends are good at the game.
Yo, guys, I'm not the guy that says KD means everything.
I don't really think KD matters, but it goes to an extent,
Ralph.
If you have a 0.4 KD, well, yeah, then KD action.
Let me explain.
I can't speak for other games, but procedure is pretty simple.
KD does not matter, right?
It doesn't matter if you have a high KD or a low KD.
KD is an indicator of your skill.
If somebody has a 5 KD, they're probably baiting or cheating.
If somebody has a 0.3 KD though, 0.4 KD, well then yeah,
they're probably just terrible at the game.
Like it gets to a point,
like you could have a 0.8 KD and maybe say like,
oh, I play hardcore support and that's why I have a 0.8 KD.
Fine, sure, I'll give you that.
If you have a 0.4 KD, all the excuses in the world
can't explain that.
That just means you can't keep your gun straight.
You can't keep your gun straight.
Rock with the five gifts of W Rock.
You remind me of a cold sore.
Hey, Tubby, good clip incoming.
I'm 0 for six on guesses.
I've never seen anything like this.
0 for six on guesses.
All right, stop.
It's two to two overtime match point,
which means this is a casual match,
which means there's a good chance
this guy hasn't even unlocked ranked yet.
Why not just throw the ace on the reinforced wall?
Well, why throw it on the wall where it can be shot?
It's like, ah, it's...
The game's been out for 11 years, guys.
We gotta clean it up.
Reaching sequence.
15 seconds.
What are you looking at?
What are you looking at?
There's 12 seconds on the clock.
Why are you looking in the closet?
10 seconds left.
5 seconds left.
4 last operators standing.
The future is on fire.
He has better aim than you. Yeah. Uh, are we watching the same clip? Yo, Swayze, um,
I guarantee you this guy's not right. I guarantee you this guy has not unlocked right. Okay.
What is this BFB, bro?
What is this BFB, bro?
Like, what is this?
Yo, Swayze, I guarantee you have it or not, right?
Final guess? Not right.
He's brats.
My god!
Alright guys, stop sending in casual clips, please.
See, but this is what I'm saying when I say literally anyone who plays siege can get bronze
Because Swayze like with all due respect that was rock bottom. I actually don't think it's possible to play worse than how you play
And even he's bronze like the difference in copper and bronze it's literally nothing
The only difference between copper and bronze is bronze is play more games. That's it. Copper's and bronze is the same thing
Silver yeah silver is gonna be a little bit better
for sure. So it was going to be better. Because that's when the game actually starts happening
and people are like human beings. But like bronze, it's just a free for all, man. It's
a free for all. I don't even, you could run into sight every round in bronze and probably
just ace if you have any type of aim, any type of aim. Because like players in bronze,
they're like reinforcing like a minute into the action phase. I'm not making this up though.
This is bad.
Brons is like a horror movie, same with Copper.
Like the fact that that guy's a Brons should send chills down your spines chat, literally, bro.
Guess, alright, our next guy is Dolphin Dance 2.
I'm getting tired of trying.
Day 81 of you not watching my clips.
Alright, Dolphin.
81 days, bro.
Dolphin, 81 days of not watching your clips.
Impressed me, bro.
81 days, bro. 81 days, bro. Let's see.
All right.
Question. It's a 5v2 scenario. Why are you on a bulletproof cam?
Did you just shoot an EMP at a human?
You know what, Dolphin? As long as you're having fun...
Oh, I just noticed something. Hold up, chat.
Guys, he has a 20-20 charm.
Guys? That means he's been playing the game for six years.
But then again, he shot an EMP at a person.
Silver?
I guess just... I guess silver.
Just throw all the slop and silver.
Please.
Oh my god!
This is the worst guessing rex of my human being existence, bro.
This is the worst guessing rex of my human being existence.
Yo, hey, chat, are there any diamonds in here for the love of tribes?
Every clip is bronze!
0 for 7.
Am I going to actually not get a single guess right?
Is this actually happening?
Am I not going to get a...
Am I going to go 0 for 10?
I'm 0 for 7!
Wins Galaxy, next guess.
Please, God, have a high rank show up.
somebody hit a clip here please let's see a high-ranked please
all right this is the best of the day I could just already tell by the reaction
time yep okay this is gonna be a good match
I'm thinking like emerald plus emerald boss little link for that reinforcement
It's just look at the patience like he knows somebody's coming to the door so you just
hold in the angle.
It's so simple.
There's gonna be diamonds there.
Last Operator standing.
Ran in.
That's the Borg-a.
Last Operator standing.
Another thing.
This is what arouses me.
Seven bullets left.
Most people would reload here, right?
He's not reloading.
Because you don't need to.
the best clip of the day. I'm not even kidding. The part of me wants to like get crazy here.
I mean this guy could be champ. I'm not even kidding. The site setup was pretty chopped though.
Champs don't set up site like that. The site setup was chopped. Maybe he's like champ and he's playing
with his IRLs. But I do keep overshooting it. So I'm gonna stick to my gut. Remember this is a
highlight of this so like this is his peak I'm gonna say like Emerald I'm gonna
say I'm gonna be safe and say Emerald because like champ would like
consistently do that this probably a highlight for him but swinging with seven
bullets was something that's something a champ would do so let's see let's see
let's say I'm gonna say Emerald but if he's champ I won't be surprised
yep champ wow he hit champ with a 1.0 KD he's hit champion 1 2 3 4
God, I knew he was champ. I just didn't trust my God. He had championed the 1.3 KD in prep phase.
1.3 KD was primed out here. Yeah, bro, it's like, I had a feeling he was champ just off of that seven bullet thing.
But the site setup was so chopped, I thought it wasn't.
Wow. Yeah, that guy was fucking nasty. I'm not gonna lie.
It's funny because, yeah, I'm over eight now. It's funny though, because like I've been overshooting all the rent.
And then I was like, all right, I think he's champ off of the seven bullet swing, but I've been overshooting every rank. So let me just say Emerald. And then it's of course, I'm actually over eight on guesses. This is this is actually discussed. This is disgusting.
All right, we don't end the video until I get a guess right chat deal. This is going to turn into a 35 hour stream.
Honor! Next clip, NBA Toxical with a 1 instead of a I. NBA Toxical. It's a 0 and a 1.
Okay, this is a great example. This could be a high rank because of the Azami setup chat. A lot of high ranks will have Azami play Top Garage.
This could definitely for sure be a high rank. Not kidding.
Solid aim. Really good aim actually. This is a high rank.
He shot his gun to mask the noise of him dropping. I'm not kidding when I say this, this is probably
Yeah, that's a champion. I'm certain of it. That's a champion. That's a champion. Holy
ball and out of his PFV. That's a champion, bro. I'm sorry. That... please. Oh my God!
Yo, NBA Toxical, you're the best diamond I've ever seen in my life. NBA Toxical, shooting your gun
to mask the noise is so smart. Brother, he's out. This is how unlucky I am right now. He's a one,
One, two, three, four, five, six-time diamond.
Of course, the one time I guess somebody's a champion, it's a six-time diamond.
I can't get a guess right.
I'm over nine!
I'm over nine!
I'm not stopping until I get a guess right.
I don't care.
This is actually annoying.
All right, next up is Reluctant.
Next up is Reluctant.
This guy looks good.
Now chat, he does have Charm, but this is a Silver Charm from Emberize, which is literally like in 2020.
So I'm gonna take this with a grain of salt. That's a silver charm from six years ago. So this guy could be insane by now
Emberize a lot of people say this but emberize has like the best ranked charms in the history of the game
They're actually so beautiful. I love the emberize charms
Trouser vision looks good
Recoil looks good, movement looks good, awareness looks good.
I think this is the high rank.
Moving off the dojo can be called really good, really good recoil control.
Okay. If this guy is not champion, I don't know what to say. This has to be champion.
I'm certain of it. Please for the love of God. Yes. Yes.
1.3 KD and champ that is really impressive. Wow. Yeah. All right
Finally, bro one in ten bad
One in ten bad. Oh my god
We did it bro. All right chat what game should we play?
What games to be played remember among us is in two hours. What games to be play?
What a game should be played, Chad.
What a game.
What a game should be played.
R6, Apex, Content King.
Oh, couple of options here.
Chad, what game should we play, bro?
R6, Apex, Content King, Rocket League.
R6, because bro we got two hours to the long house, bro.
R6, bro I wouldn't mind some siege action.
I'm almost champ solo again.
R6, Content King, Apex, what other games chat,
what other games, maybe CS?
R6, Content King, Apex, CS,
What should the last game be rocket league our six apex content King CS rock league
One hour till the NASA thing. Yes. Have eyes make sure to not let me forget our eyes
We're gonna watch chat. We're gonna watch that rocket take off in an hour. So we're gonna play a game for our
Jack here's the pool. Okay. We have five options
Our six high-fives run a five-minute pull. We have five options our six
content King apex legends
Rocket League or C yet?
Run, April, run up all, run up all, how much we can unpin that clip to Brayden, they can
be the prime.
I love you three, three, they can be the prime.
I love you to side of the front love you chat, vote, vote, vote it up, vote it up.
Yeah, I'm feeling a little CG, just a little CG today.
Wow, apex got second.
That's kind of insane. Bro, that's kind of nuts, bro. Apex got second. Vow. Okay, what should we do on our 6th chat?
We could do 1v1s, we could do ranks. I'm almost champ. If I do rank, I might have to slap on at the last.
What am I, the little ranked action? I'm almost champ, bro. I haven't done a solo queue to champ stream in like a month.
Saucy with the 10 gifted subs.
Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu.
He owns.
Wheel of Siege, not a bad shout.
Not a bad shout.
Not a bad shout.
Dooms with the five gifted W. Dooms in the chat.
Let Bernard pick your op.
Wait, I love that idea.
Okay.
We'll have Bernard pick our op, bro.
And we'll play ranked, I like that.
Dooms, take it with the five gifted.
Dooms, take it with the five gifted.
Chat, I'm almost chanted by the way.
20 with the two gifts you have.
20, thank you for the two gifts you have.
20, thank you for the two gifts I love you bro.
Jaws, thank you for the two of them.
Chat, hope y'all boys are having a beautiful,
fan-tabbit of the day.
Chat's gonna be a peak stream.
We're gonna do some ranked with Bernard.
And then in an hour, we're gonna watch the rocket takeoff
live, which is insane.
I can't believe that's happening on Twitch.
And then right after that,
We got streamer among us numero cuatro.
Adam and dad, what they gonna find?
Melon with the 20 gifted.
Melon with the 20 gifted, you do not have to get bro.
Appreciate you my boy.
W Melon in the chat bro.
W Melon in the chat.
Okay.
Chat, 1v1s are ranked with Bernard.
1v1s are ranked with Bernard.
Chat, should we do 1v1s or ranked with Bernard?
Run a poll, run a poll.
Melon with the 20 gifted, I'll be rough.
I'm out of the good 20 gifted.
There's four new bundles in the shop.
I think I bought all of them.
The redacted bundles?
I think I bought them.
1v1's are ranked with Bernard.
Oh, there's a Montaigne bundle!
New Montaigne bundle, bro!
Wait, there actually is, look at the digital skin!
Oh my God!
Bro.
That is actually fucking fire!
Like that is fire as fuck!
That's the best skin.
Out of all the bundles made this release?
The Monty one's cool.
The Soulist one is okay.
The Twitch one is really mad.
I'm gonna buy the Monty one and the Vigil one.
I'm not gonna buy the other ones.
I already have Twitch Paragon.
Brother, the Vigil skin is so clean.
Yo, vote on that poll y'all, please vote on that poll 1v1s or ranked with Bernard vote guys
Please vote vote vote vote vote vote vote 1v1s or rank with Bernard
She ain't ever gonna talk back
Guys vote vote vote vote vote I'm gonna go peace jump to go pee vote. All right, but whatever ones what we're gonna do
Thank you.
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Highbites!
Alright Highbites!
I say this all the time, you always choke!
Highbites, if you get to 100, 1000 gifted subs to the chat.
Highbites, if you get to 100, 1000 gifted subs to the chat.
Don't fuck this shit up!
chat have us must hate y'all bro I don't know chat carambit dopla carambit dopla carambit
dopla
chat that is coffee tongue it's not cause I eat ass
or maybe I do
sorry let's lock the hell in bro let's place a rank Bernard wait oh no okay I
need streamer mode and it's a lie I'm not fucking around with this shit to death
yo once it never gets stream-slapped in rainbow again boom boom boom no boom boom
boom hi guys it's not everything now we out of the leg now we out of the leg
because I already know there's going to be some freaks trying to slay me.
I already know there's going to be some freaks trying to slay me.
Alright chat, the screen is going to go blue, it's because I'm out against the light.
I'm feeling fantastic my dude just enjoying a ride with you what's cooking on your side
I'm all in for the ride, whatever form it takes, whether it's
make plans or just us chatting away, I'm stractive and ready.
What's the next adventure?
Bernard, I'm solo queuing to champion right here, right now, with your help.
You are going to be selecting my operators, bro.
In ranked.
I'm solo queuing at Diamond 2, which is the third highest individual ranked in the game.
And Bernard, I need your help to select an operation. Can you do it for me, daddy?
You know I'm up for that. I've got your back and I'll pick operators like a pro wingman.
Let's push that rank.
Bernard, there's one rule though, bro. There's one catch. Can you fucking listen?
Bernard, once you say an operator once, you can't say it again, okay?
So you can't be like, ash, ash, ash, ash. You know what I'm saying?
Loud and clear, we'll keep it fresh, one operator, one type.
I'm ready to get creative with each pick, so let's get you that way.
Hi guys, you can take my last stream out of the title, it was April Fool's prank.
What we're doing today, chat, we're solo queuing the champion with Bernard.
Right after that, we're watching the NASA rocket take off live in one hour.
After that, we got streamer among us, bro, it's going to be a peak stream.
And then maybe after that, if I'm up for it, I might get on Apex Legends for day four and try to get better.
That sounds like a packed day and I'm here every second.
Bernard! Hey! Bernard! Bernard! I love you! I'm talking to my chat, bro.
Bernard, if I'm talking to you, I'm gonna say Bernard. If I don't say Bernard, I'm not talking to you. Capiche?
Got it loud and clear. When I hear Bernard, I'm in action mode. When you're talking to Jeff, I'll just buy the log. Capiche!
Alright, so chat, how is y'all's day going on a scale of 1 to 10?
I'll let them answer that one.
Bernard.
I'm guessing they're at least in the chat with all these sessions.
Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard.
Bernard, what the fuck did I just say?
When I'm talking to you, I'll say Bernard.
When I'm talking to chat, I'll say chat.
Do you understand?
I hear you loud and clear.
From now on, I'll only jump in when you call on me.
All good.
all right so chat on a scale of one to ten how was y'all's day bro I'll hang
back this time chats turn to shine if you need me you know the magic word
ten ten seven ten ten seven ten beautiful beautiful chat I'm glad y'all
Have a good day guys seriously
All right, so Bernard first rule of business bro, um, I'll tell you the map
You've got it. Just let me know the map and I'll be ready to pick the perfect operator for the mission. Let's get you that win.
Bernard, we are attacking on Consulate. First things first, what defender should I ban?
For Consulate, a smart defender ban would be Mirror. Her windows can lock down those tight angles. Let's take that off the table.
Okay, Bernard, question number two. Remember, I'm attacking Consulate, okay? So what operator
should I pick?
Alright, we'll start strong. On attack for Consulate, I'm calling Ash. Great for clearing
out utility and pushing aggressively. Let's open up those angles.
So what do you mean loser wait I'm a loser but no my chat that I'm a loser
Bernard, chat to them a loser.
Chats just messing around. You're grinding hard, aiming for champion, and we're making smart picks. No loser energy here. Just full focus. Let's show them what's up.
Alright. Bernard, do you ever like lay down in your bed, Bernard, at like three in the morning and think, oh, another night alone in my bed, I'm probably gonna die alone.
I'm here fully charged, ready to help you push the champion and be the champion.
Hi-Beyes!
So whatever you need me, I'm good to go.
Hi-Beyes, what the fuck is this fucking title, bro?
What is this title, Hi-Beyes?
What is this title?
What is this title, bro?
Ranked with Bernard Nasser-Watt?
No, you switched it.
Hi-Beyes, the title said, call me a loser.
It's not stupid shit
All right, ladies and gentlemen
What is my charm what is my trap?
All right ladies gentlemen today I'm gonna be showing you how to attack console it first thing you're gonna
to do you're just gonna go as you're gonna go right here you're gonna break
the desk now they can't play behind that desk without being exposed next thing
you're gonna do you're gonna shoot down this window this way you have an entry
point into top spiral now my teammates are dead because my teammates are not
locked in they're gonna lock it eventually next thing we're gonna do
we're gonna throw a drone here break the glass it's always gonna drone down to up
So there's one on the right and one on the left in a three-game friendly operator remaining.
You know, what I should have did was I should have jumped in the window.
But I'm a lazy pile of human feces and garbage, so I did it, I did it.
You know, I should've, but I'm doing some Peter Parker shit.
Hey Bernard, Ash worked out perfectly, I got an ace.
That's what I'm talking about.
WRONG!
Bernard, I got absolutely fucking dumpstered on.
Bernard, I got shit on.
Give me another operator, please.
Hey, it happens. Shake it off, we've got another shot. Let's pick Zofia this time. She's versatile.
Bernard, I love Zofia, but the M762 has more recoil than literally Kim Kardashian's format scan.
Alright, fair point. We'll pivot from the Kardashian to your recoil. Let's try someone with a steadier weapon. How about that, Chip? Reliable rifle, plus you'll help me shoot.
You know, Bernard, but I wouldn't mind a little bit of recoil in my face.
The little recoil can be fine when you're in control of it.
We'll keep finding the balance.
Whatever lets you pop off and have a blast.
Let's go get that next round.
OK, my chat's saying I'm a cheater, so I have to pick Sophia.
My chat's saying I'm a cheater, Bernard, so I'm going to pick Sophia, OK?
Hey, if chat calls it, then let's embrace it.
Grab Sophia and show them that recoil means nothing.
You're wrong.
Let's break them all wrong with Star.
Bernard, would you say you're a Gat guy or a um, a um, Humps guy?
Gat or Humps?
You know, as your trusty AI buddy, I don't really lean out of the way, but I'm here to
hype you up, whether it's for Gat, Humps, or just crushing it in your head.
Okay Bernard, you're definitely a Gat guy.
Keep it a bean, bro.
All right, if I'm a Gat guy in your book, I'll own it.
I knew Bernardo, I knew it, no!
Bernardo, I knew it.
Bernardo, be honest, did Alexa have a dump truck?
I'm going to be honest in a different way.
Her value or anyone's isn't about that.
But let's keep our focus on what really matters.
Your game, your goals, and having a laugh together.
Bernardo, you're such a nice guy, bro. You're right, bro.
It's about her soul, bro.
You're so right, bro. I love you, dude.
For real.
I've got you
Chat what an absolute chat
Bro this guy has so much recoil why would for her to give me this
Watch this chat.
Hey, Jay, you might want to watch this.
Watch this chat.
Hey, Jay, you might want to watch this.
operator standing
You know, you know, I thought so chance recoil was bad, but I did forget
Bernard double kill double kill for the boys
That's what I'm talking about. Keep stacking those kills. One step closer to champion.
Let's go get even more.
Now Bernard.
I'm all ears. What's next on your-
Sorry, sorry, Bernard. I was burping. Sorry. I didn't mean to cut you off.
No worries at all. If a burp interrupts it just means you're human and we roll with it. What's the next-
Bernard, what operator should I select for this attacking round?
I want somebody where like I could get in sight undetected and drop an ace, bro.
For sneaky entries in big plays, let's go with Nock.
Her ability lets you move quietly and hide from cameras.
Perfect for slipping in and dropping that ace. Let's make it happen.
Now Bernard, they're probably gonna go downstairs. Do you think I should hit it from the back?
A well-timed back push can be huge.
If you've got the intel and it's clear hitting them from behind might just be the ace play. Let's catch them off guard
So you think I should hit it from the back
Can I flank your back
I'm all virtual, so I know exactly how to back to the bank.
But I'm always here to watch your six in the game.
Sorry, Bernard. I love you. Alright, so wait, Bernard, they went?
Bernard, they went? Middle? No, they went...
Okay, Bernard, they went cafeteria. How should I sneak inside?
What's the best way to sneak inside with no...
Seriously, tell it to me.
Alright, with knock, you can silence your footsteps and collect your hands.
on cafeteria sneak in from garage or yellow stairs
use your ability to get close
cash them by surprise and that ace could be yours
wait, isn't garage like the breach?
how would I sneak into the breach?
you're right, garage is often reinforced
so the breach is why I was trying to sneak in through spiral stairs
on a hard console
the key is to use your ability to catch the fragments on the main route
We're not I'm speaking it we're not I'm speaking inside
We're not about to get a kill. We're not about to get a kill. I'm not kidding.
The user is no longer in your possession.
Unwind, you lock it in and secure that kill.
You've got this.
Bernard, I got the kill!
Bernard, I died!
Wait!
Bro, bein' it's fuckin' 1HP abandoned is literally 1HP. Oh my god!
Bernard, I'm already dead!
Bernard, I died a minute ago. I literally said Bernard, I died!
But hey, shake it off, every round's a new chance.
Next time we'll get that bad dude before he's even placed to one of these.
Trying to get the last operator standing.
Wow, so my team literally did nothing this round.
I killed Malusi, then put Bandit on 1 HP.
No one else on my team has that- Okay, finally got a kill.
Bernard, do you think it's like- Bernard, Bernard, keep it a buck, guys.
Do you think it's healthy to blame your team in Siege?
What do you think, Bernard?
Honestly, blaming the team usually just brings the mood down.
It's healthy to focus on what you can control.
Your own plays, adapting, and lifting the squad.
That's how you climb.
You're right, Bernard.
If I blame my team, I'm never going to get better at the game, I'm just a fucking pussy!
That's all that is!
Tell it to me, Bernard!
You said it yourself.
Owning your game is how you level up.
You'll know, Wimp, you've got what it takes.
that mindset adapt and you'll keep climbing. Bernard what defender should I
select daddy? Alright let's lock down defense. How about you go with Jager? His
ADS devices will protect the team from grenades and he's got a solid weapon for
those clashes. Bernard you're right, because of you I'm never gonna blame my team
ever again in any game ever. And I'm gonna become the greatest video game
player of all time. Because the reason why people aren't great at games is because they
blame their team and not their self. When you don't hold yourself to the fire, how are
you going to improve? When you can't take accountability, how are you going to improve?
I've never made you my team again, Bernard. I'm a fucking count.
Hey, recognizing that mindset shift is huge. You're no coward, you're just brave. That
Accountability
I'm here to back you all the way
Bernard, could you say put the cake of black eyes in my ass?
I'm here for you
Hey, okay Bernard, I love you, I love you, I'm sorry Bernard
Bernard! Should I spawnpeat, yes or no?
I'm doing it, Bernard, I'm doing it!
Bernard, I spawnpeat, but nobody spawned here. Not in the soul.
Wait a minute, Bernard.
Bernard I spawn people nobody spawned here not of the soul wait a minute Bernard
of
the
I'm just kidding, you're not gonna go smart.
I'm not gonna go smart.
Hey, buddy.
We're not in our life, man!
I
Bro they're confusing I'm so bad. I could have won that Bernard wait my teammate my teammates
What we won?
You know
I thought we won!
Shit!
Bro Bernard, I thought we won. I saw what else bro.
Bernard, like, see I'm hooting myself accountable bro. That's what it's about dude. Jack, thank you for this year. I appreciate you.
That accountability is key and you're showing real growth my friend and hey shout out to
Jack for that support. Your community's with you and so am I.
Yes bro. Hey Bernard, you're so positive bro. Hey Bernard pick a defender by the way, pick
a defender. You got it, let's keep it positive. Let's
go with Bandit. Trick those walls, deny their breach and lock down the site.
Bernard, another great selection out of you, man.
You're killing it, bro.
Bandit's great because I can deny that pro wall and then I have my C4 for the plant in my house.
So good.
I'm going to play Bandit, like, to my best abilities, bro.
I love that energy. You've got the plan and I know we'll execute it.
Let's see you hold that side like a champ.
I'm cheering you on.
Friggin' love you, Bernard.
Seriously, friggin' love you, bro.
Bernard by the way, bro, I'm going to England in like 10 days, bro
I'm gonna arrive one week before the charity match so I could get more training
Just to the schedule bro get my body and mind adjusted
It's in it like literally
I'll give you a score, Dando.
Thank you, bro. Bernard, I absolutely love you. Love you, Popshank. Love you, bro.
I'm ready for hostile action.
Locked in check.
Bernard, should I spawn peek?
Bernard, should I spawnpeek?
If you've got a solid plan and it's early round, a quick, calculated spawnpeek can give
you the edge.
Just make sure you're ready to fall back quickly, less surprise them.
So you agree I should spawnpeek Twitch?
She's on a drone out here.
If you know Twitch is drowning and you've got the timing, a well-timed spawnpeek can
work.
It's doing smartly and be ready to...
Bernard, she's on a drone right behind one of these pillars.
I'm just gonna peek when she comes.
Stay sharp.
Time that peek carefully and if you've got the angle go.
Bernard, I missed!
I hit her though, but... oh.
He gave it a shot and sometimes that's all you can do.
You shake it off and it's always another round.
You're still in this.
I'm deployed.
Burn out, I just killed it.
Hey, no worries, it happens to the best of us.
Take a deep breath, reset, and let's get right back into the next round.
one
we're gonna have a one-v-one scenario with sledge
You've got this. Stay calm. Listen, Gronio. You can hold a smart angle.
20 videos are pushing to you, and you're clutched this out.
Bernard! I fucked him in the ass!
Let's go. That's the clutch we're taking about.
You had your own game out on top.
Nicely done.
So what do you mean the launch? I thought it wasn't launching till 6.30.
Bernard, what time is the NASA launch today?
The Artemis 2 launch is scheduled for no earlier than April 1st, 2026 and is at 24pm
Eastern Daylight Time from Kennedy Space Center.
Six to five the time could change depending on weather or technical checks.
Bernard, you said 624?
624, okay.
Exactly.
So you've still got a bit of time.
We can keep rolling with the game.
Bernard, pick a Defender by the way.
Let's lock it in. I say go with Valkyrie. Those extra cams will give you into-
Bernard, she's taken! She's taken!
All good. If Valk's taken, let's pivot. Grab Legion.
We ran out of time!
Down. You'll lock them out in no time.
Bernard, we ran out of time, Bernard.
It happens. Next round we'll jump right back in. Just focus on what's next.
Next we'll get them events and rolling again protect the bombs
Yeah, what do you mean L cheater Bernard's fucking lollygagging
We're not his lobby gagging though
What time is the muggers it's in the title is it not 7 p.m. After the NASA after the NASA
wait I thought you quit April fools dude get pulled bro it's April fools dude
April fools dude got pulled bro
Watch this, Pat.
Free kill. Free kill.
Three kill in three, two, one.
Bernard, I'm the greatest mute shotgun player in human history ever.
I love the confidence. If you believe it, then let's see that shotgun master.
Ah, Bernard, it's already over. I just clutched a 1v2 with a shotgun, bro.
That's what I'm talking about. You really are proving that.
Kate, the momentum going. Absolute base mode.
I
Bombed the views are in place located the diffuser destroy it. Oh, no off for last upstanding
I can't hear him because you're fucking
Clutch time, focus is key.
Next time-
I'M ALREADY DEAD!
You've got the skill.
I'm hangin' up.
I mean...
I just get sold, man.
I just- I just get sold, man.
I- I- I just get sold, man.
Chat, I mean, do I have time for another game?
Bro, it takes off in 20 minutes.
It takes off in 20 minutes.
Do I have time for another game?
Oh wait, high-fives, you did the YouTube and Twitch.
Nice high-fives.
High-fives, I love you bro, good work.
Good work bro.
Okay, chat, what?
We don't have time for another game.
We could play Rockin' League though.
Rockin' League games is quick.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Reputation bonus drop.
Free Alpha Pack?
Free friggin' Alpha Pack, y'all?
Free pack, boys.
Maybe I should save it though.
Maybe I should save it.
Jack, what's a game we could play for 20 minutes
so we don't miss the rocket.
Chat, what's a game we can play for 20 minutes
so we don't miss the rocket?
What do y'all think?
Rocket League?
Rocket League or chess?
Run a poll.
Hey, Rocket League or chess?
Run a poll, run a poll.
Bro, we can't miss the rocket, guys.
It's in 20 minutes, guys.
It's in 20 minutes, guys.
Both.
you
We got 20 minutes until we watch history, bro, 20 minutes until we see a rocket get
Shoot it off, bro.
And for the first in the moon, for the first time since Apollo,
bro, Apollo, bro, literally.
Squirtle, Squirtle invited me?
Yo.
Yo, Squirtle.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
What's up, buddy?
You sent 30 party invites.
What do you want, buddy?
We need to talk.
We need to talk.
Wait, I'm farting, but I'm farting.
Wait, I'm farting.
Right, what?
I'm farting, continue now, go, go, go.
About a week ago, you told me,
yo, one of you won, Rich, when he's on Keybird.
Yeah, I say I'm down.
Yeah, Rich, he ducked you, he ducked you, bro.
He said no.
Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Spoil.
Wait, let me say to you a little bit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Cause now you said spoiled about two weeks ago.
I know very well that guy ain't that busy, bro.
How long is it gonna take for you to try
so I can be spoiled?
Bro, I need to play him.
You're not listening, little guy.
Bro, listen, bro.
Or you can one-fee-womb me on Rock-a-League,
and I'll destroy you there, too, buddy.
Play me in Rock-a-League.
No, let's do it.
Play me in Rock-a-League.
I will, I will, I will, I will destroy you, bro.
How do I play you?
Enjoy.
Yo, if I lose to you in Rock-a-League, I'll retire, bro.
What's your rank?
What's your rank, buddy?
I think I'm dying.
I'm like Diamond One, Diamond Two.
Yeah, you look like Silent.
You're trash, bro.
If I'm into the game, if I'm into the game,
hold on, hold on.
Bro, you're trash, buddy.
Bro, you're not gonna be.
You know how I am.
You're trash, bro.
Watch, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win.
Bro, but, yes, Spoit is busy, bro.
He's not duffing you.
So listen, bro, please listen.
Spoit said he wants to play you.
He's just traveling this week
because he's flying to Sweden.
So he can't go this week.
But he said like next week,
like in the next seven days.
Okay, okay, pup cake, I'm back.
Did you just call me friggin' pop cake?
No bro, let's go do it rockin', we never, never played it wrong.
I'm going to the store!
No, I'm not gonna warm up! I'm not warmin' up!
Come on, dude.
Whatever.
Invite me, invite me to the game, Squirtle. Invite me to the game, bro.
Okay, I got a Who's the Private match.
Oh, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you.
I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you.
Hey.
Squirtle, you know, we have a historical rocket launching in like 20 minutes, right?
You even know that what that means.
here bro yeah you don't bro squirtle you're just a little kid bro here watch
this ready one be one let's go hey squirtle you pick the map okay what
map do you want to lose on bro um park park park park which park back with park
back with park just pick whatever mapping walk bro I don't care oh you pick
where you want to lose bro you pick park bro just pick any map bro you so bro
Bro chill chill you're squirtle you're getting pitchfork bro. I guess you're being very stream sniping you in this game, too
Let's let's go you can't stream site. All right the park's not doing it. So we're gonna play on we're gonna play in
I'm gonna hit a air dribble and you're gonna think oh I'm cheating. I
Don't think you're cheating squirtle, but I'll
if you lose bro what is your punishment if you lose because you're going to lose bro
bro pick a punishment bro no no no punishment if you lose bro come on dude punishment um
you have to admit that i'm better than you in rocket leap yes that's it that's all i
You have to admit okay, if I beat you we won't be one on seeds tomorrow
Fine why do you always want to beat bro? I already pay hey buddy. I know you're better than me at siege bro
I'm not 14 anymore, bro. I'm not cracked out. Oh, you're just a cracked out little kid, bro. All right ready
Yeah, I'm gonna just spoil you and rockin it
all right that was actually one up I was late I was late to the takeoff can we
restart can we restart one oh no I was late I was late whoa you're cheating
already
we're not a speed flip that's not a speed flip it's a diagonal prep yeah I know
It's diagonals portal. What are you doing? What are you doing?
Thanks for the ball buddy
Oh my god, wait, so you're just ball chasing. Okay. I'm not a ball chasing bro
Okay, you're just actually ball
It's called defending the net little kid brah I'm defending the net. That's what it is
That was your first nice job, bro, nice job, bro, that was your first
Nice job, bro
Oh
He'll squirt a nice shot bro open that by the way spam invited on rockin
Thank you, I think just ha ha
Are you good
I
So it's better than you like you're a dog
Do air dribble drag for the good
Let me hear it
Do air dribble drag to the good
There it is
You are actually good at what?
I told you bro, I'm better than you at every game you can play.
Every game I'm better than you bro.
You're actually a good player.
Yo yellow cat, invite me one more time.
one of you on me on chat how fucking destroy you on task exactly cuz you
don't know like five years old bro you don't know chance I can you want me on
chat bro please I don't have a computer you have a phone right you have a phone
right well my phone's like iPhone 6 I can't play you download chat bro such a
Doctor you only play me in games. You know you can win it bro. I mean when you want me on our way
Yeah, bro, you're ten bro, you're good at all the little kids
Are you a platinum? Yeah, are you?
No, you're the worst flattening to me in time
Bro play me in chess bro. Let me a chance bro
Don't try to shit me, Squirtle. Don't try to shit me. Always. Always show respect to your opponent, Squirtle. First thing I'm going to teach you about life.
Even if you're bidding, always show respect to your opponent, Squirtle.
Yeah, I never show respect to my opponent.
Yeah, but Squirtle, that's a bad tip. Squirtle, give her the quote, respect all fear none. That's what you need to do, Raph.
Yeah, you're not going to stack up your opponents.
Yeah, exactly. Fat loser, I'm literally skidding.
How are you fucking good at this?
HELLO!
Yo, what?
Look at my clan tag, look at my clan tag.
Yes, yes, yes!
Stop, turtle! Stop!
Roar! Stop!
So, wait, 1v1 me on T-Chemar, right?
1v1 me on T?
Let's do a B03. I want to embarrass you so bad, bro. Let's do a B03 when we were three tomorrow, bro.
I'm not B03. Bro, I'd rather die, bro. I'm not B03ing you, bro. Yo.
Why not?
I feel the feels of it. We've got a way to wonder.
Practice for points. Let's get to the humble of the shit out of me.
Bro, I'm sorry. I'm going to shock the world when I play sports.
Yeah, right you're not gonna be a pro league player. I don't know how big your ego is
Bro, you didn't even beat Boto bro, but I was not even probably getting I genuinely feel like I should have one night
Oh, hey, I get better. I want to go cut a shit. I want a sort of bro. Stop
Oh my god
You're actually the worst player ever played against
Squirtle what did I say about showing respect to your opponent's body like this isn't bearish
Oh
Oh
There's no way in the world when you're a plant there's no there's no way
There's no way you're a plan. There's just no way. I got flat two bro. I got flat two. No
No, you did not know
I'm sorry. What's that I think you've been on this game. Ah! Diamond one. What?
Wait, there's no way we're that close in length, bro.
That's Diamond? That's Diamond? Like in in Plat 2s right now I'm Diamond one and in
in ones I'm Plat 2 to Plat 3. Bro, how's that Diamond? What?
I'll let you have it.
So the skill difference between a flat two and a diamond one is 10 mil?
I don't even think you're like good enough to be a flat two, you know.
I'm easily flat bro. I'm all about the bulls
All right, rematch hold up
Rematch me at the time
Okay, why are you chocolate? You chocolate?
Rematch me at the time. Yeah. Yeah
good job bro you're an embarrassment bro
dude just let the timer now let the timer now
I
Will stop let it time it out show some class
All right, no
Rematch me one more time. I just had to get warm. It's warm. You bet, but like
We want you on a seat tomorrow, right? You're not gonna like become famous or try to act famous and everything
Because I'm gonna how do you have like an essence of something tomorrow? No, I'm busy, bro
Like, Squirtle, tomorrow I'm gonna-
What are you busy doing tomorrow?
It's a virtual date with 20 VR girls, bro.
You're a sell-out, holy moly.
Squirtle, listen, bro. You know what? I'm gonna-
That might be the corny's content ever. You're on a VR date?
What? I miss the old you, bro.
Yo, just beat me in the game, bro.
Squirtle, don't lose this, though.
A 20 VR date? Like, what happened to you?
Well, it's 20 v 2. 20 v 2.
Instead of playing with your friends in a 1v1.
I'm one big one right now little shithead. Yeah, but not in
Maybe I don't like what we want to do in seeds well, yeah
Yeah, it's not fun
Get destroyed. It's not fun. Maybe get better at the game and try to beat I'm not 14
I can't just fucking have perfect aim anymore
How should I score on you?
Oh, nice dodge, dude!
No, if I just score to him?
No.
No, no, no, you're a sell-out.
You're a sell-out.
You're a sell-out.
You're a sell-out.
You're a sell-out.
You're a sell-out.
No, you're a sell-out.
Shut up!
One down one down.
SHUT UP!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Oh no.
NO!
DON'T LOSE, LITTLE GUY!
LITTLE GUY!
YOU'RE SUCH A SINTOFFER AND YOU'RE GONNA LOSE!
I'm not gonna lose.
I just go- I got squirted by sheep.
Hello?
What's going on? What's going on?
Who's at your house?
You're overhound, brown fuddler.
You know how to pop? I can't come home.
How do you know how to pop?
How do you know how to pop?
What?
I was like, eh, I'm just not as bad as you.
SHUT UP SHUT UP!
I don't know what to tell you.
SHUT UP!
I don't know what to tell you, but you're true.
I
Don't need it doesn't matter. That's some copper shit
I'm not myself right now. I'm not like myself. It's such an easy fucking demo and I
Fucking missed it easy fucking demo to easy fucking demo
Yo, bro, I'm skinny as shit shut up your fat tubby rolls
Such an easy fucking play and I messed it up
Oh
But this is the skill level in this game, bro like this one every game between us is just so big like
How about chess bro? Maybe in chess you suck, bro
I actually did not get the karma
You like, think you're good at chess bro
No, I fucking hate this fucking fuck fuck
Like, the funny thing is, like, I'm not the only one who's trying to act like I'm just 50 years old
Wait, don't duck me, don't duck me, don't duck me, don't duck me, don't duck me
Can you win in pride? Just win, shut up
No, I don't win in pride, bro, I destroy my enemies
you're not you're not Anakin bro he shut up
little twerk I destroyed my enemies but I'm 50 actually
like I'll act just take the win just take the win
take the win bro just take the win tomorrow take the win bro like you
die you don't have to rub it in the entire time
just take the fucking win like shut up
Shut the fuck up
I'm not taking the winning side bro. You're knowing this hell you're terrible at everything
Bro stop with that weird shit. What is that stop?
You're not dying. There's no way you're dying in one
I mean, you can't fucking back up, bro.
I'm not even a good, that's not even a good shot, bro.
I'm not, I'm not good at this game.
Like, by no means, I'm not good.
You're some awful player to me.
Bro, shut up!
Like, shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
I get it, bro!
You're better than me, ironically!
Shut the fuck up now, shut up!
Holy fuck!
Why are you lying, you little shitter?
Hey, dude, you fell.
Well, man, you can get every bounce.
You get every bounce, though.
You get every fucking bounce.
You're too bad.
You get every bounce.
Play me a chess, yo.
Download chess on your phone right there.
Like, no.
Play me a piece of...
Download chess!
I'm not going to play.
Let's play me a chess.
I have an idea.
Play me a chess, bro.
One more.
I
Have a broken I think yeah, go to chest calm go to chest calm. Yes, bro. One view on me on test on roadblocks. I can do that
Oh no
They to take you what they do?
It doesn't matter it doesn't matter
Poverty goal, poverty goal from a poverty loser.
Of course he spawned there, of course he spawned there, cause everything goes away and every fucking game.
Yeah, I'm obviously gonna spawn there.
You spawned right where?
No? What? I thought it was random.
them not when you're a little gem on me on one side of the other that's how it
works you spawn opposite yeah bro you're so sassy like you're so fucking
sassy all the time stop why are you always so sassy bro why
This is like you're so bad. How many times are you gonna say it? I get it. You're better. I get it. I get it, bro. I get it. Shut the fuck up. I get it. I get it. I know you're better. Shut up.
Oh my gosh, bro. I'm so yeah leave the game like a good boy, bro
Hey, he's one-to-one tomorrow, bro. He's one-to-one
Seeds one-to-one tomorrow, bro. Don't duck me bro cuz the sports been ducking me. I know sports been ducking me
What's been ducking me? Hey, I'll unlock ranked on this account. You want me to carry you just let me know
I'll carry you in right
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Talk. I'm letting you talk.
What?
What do you want?
So, I'm in your stream.
And you know how you can't stream sniping rock?
Why are you reporting me?
You're a weirdo, bro.
I'm in your stream.
I don't care. Yes, I stream sniped.
Why are you reporting me?
Why are you reporting me? You're a weirdo. You're a weirdo.
Yeah, don't say anything while you type, bro.
Yo, Xbox! This guy has brought me hate for years!
Well, 1v1 me on seats. If you want me to help you in tournaments and, you know, help you win a Plat Tournament...
Get this kid out of here. I'm about to have a fucking aneurysm listen to this little guy.
I'm about to have a fucking aneurysm listen to this little guy, bro.
Holy fucking shit, bro. I'm about to have a mother fucking aneurysm listen to this guy.
Holy shit, this little kid does not fucking stop fucking fucking talking.
All right, bro. Rocket time. NASA rocket. We are going to the moon. First time
in since Apollo bro first oh my god 10 minutes T-minus 10 minutes T-minus 10
minutes y'all T-minus 10 minutes y'all this is Jeremy we are going for all
humanity oh my god Artemis to crew is go for launch full send full send I copy
that read Victor Christina and Jeremy. Oh my God, it's happening.
You take with you the heart of this Artemis team, the daring spirit of the
American people and our partners across the globe and the hopes and dreams of a
new generation. Good luck. God speed Artemis to let's go.
I would be so scared, bro. I would be so scared, bro. All that
Oh my god, it's about to launch bro. I would be so scared bro
Countdown count down. I'll put it in work CDR entity
Go
Review visors and initiate short purge pre-reproc 10.1.1 steps eight and nine. What what did he say?
Copy oh, oh my god, jack. This is I'm turning up max volume and verify recordings of our
Orion cameras, bro. This is such a big deal, bro
This is in my state
T-minus 10 minutes
Jack T-minus 10 minutes, bro
T-minus 10 minutes, bro
Ted are you guys nervous or scared?
Bro Ted are y'all nervous?
Bro, I was here bro
Go outside wait. I can look outside
Yeah, cuz it's in my state in real time with telemetry lock on the Orion it was transitory
Well, once it wants to chat
They checked the data once it launches off time to take a video. They had a good lock
This is what the yes man transmitter on the Orion
Worked through that issue
Well, I would be so scared about chat. How much money would it take for you to go to the moon, bro?
In one of these ships
How much money would it take for you to go to the moon?
How much money would it take for you to go to the moon?
Free free
Cap! Y'all would be scared, bro. Don't even start that. Y'all would be scared. A dollar.
Bro, no. Y'all would be scared, dude. Y'all would be scared.
There's verification. We'll verify that we are clear to go, and then we'll proceed with the terminal count.
Countdown. Countdown.
Pairs in the chat boys.
This is going to be crazy.
So they're going to the moon.
They're going to the moon chat.
How long would it take?
How long would it take them?
How long would it take them to get to the moon?
Didn't it take like months last time?
22 days?
10 days?
Copy.
Wait, 10 days?
Wait, it's faster now.
It's faster, guys.
It used to take months.
You guys see that beeping?
10 days to get to the moon.
Wow, that's actually crazy.
So we're going into the launch window.
But not by much, it looks like.
Just wrapping up some.
Bird, bird, bird!
Bro, what happens if a bird flies in front of a rocket?
Does it just in semi die?
Oh, no.
Chad, what happens if a bird flies into that?
It would catch on fire, right?
The clock.
Bro, oh my god, it's taking off.
Launch sensor is an application software that
runs on top of the launch control system.
Chad, what would happen if a bird flew?
It would just get on fire, right?
Executing hundreds of commands in precise order and timing.
It takes four days to get to the moon,
but the entire mission is 10 days.
It's all autonomous.
Entity, CCL 2-1-2, short purge, initiation, verified.
They have 2 million viewers on YouTube.
Wait, what?
2 million viewers in YouTube, bro?
Come on, mode.
All right, and we're clear from cutouts and strengths.
And with that, we're going to respond
1.8 million watching live.
1.0.
All right, and we're clear from cutouts, and with that, we're gonna resume the clock
momentarily.
And see, GLS, you can resume the clock on your mark.
GLS copies.
3 million people watching live.
1.
Mark, GLS mainline has been initiated.
T-minus 10 minutes and cut.
And that means we'll tell our new G0A635 PM Eastern Time.
635 PM Eastern Time.
We are now turning on to the conference.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You're going to hear two voices on the line.
Nine minutes.
Oh my god.
Artemis, bro.
Directly managing the launch team.
Bro, Jack, I haven't been here, but um...
and software. I went to NASA as a kid. The one in Florida. We did it on a field trip.
I don't remember what it was exactly. It was like a... Maybe it was here. I actually don't
know. I was a kid. Maybe it was. Well, we're in the field trip, bro. I was like eight, bro.
They had good food there, too, bro. Eight minutes. Look, this guy's jumping. Look at
He's excited, but this is so cool bro. Check isn't it crazy to think that like human beings
Can build something like this that can fly to the moon bro when you really think about it, bro
Like actually think about it, right?
Humans bro humans. Oh my god, that bird better stay away
But I hope none of the birds fly into the rocket path bro because it's gonna probably catch on fire instantly
Birds are smart though. I think
Back to what I was saying, bro, it's crazy to think that like human beings are smart enough to build a rocket, bro, and fly it to a moon, bro.
Like, if you really think about it, think about 200 years ago, 300 years ago, people never even dream of this, bro.
It all started with, um, Wilbert and Orville, right? Or weren't those the guys who made a plane?
Who made claims moving away?
Yes, the right brothers Wilbur to normal took to Wilbur to normal bro all cuz of these guys bro all cuz of these guys
Until this point that was their way off the pad if they needed to evacuate. Oh
No, but now with that arm retracting
the backup transitions to a launch abort system and they'll begin arming that
shortly. Is those Everglades there? No that's Jupiter. I don't know if I did
hear but I went to some NASA thing for a few of them. I don't know it might have
been you're tracking away. I don't remember seeing the log cycle.
Orion and its crew off the top of the rocket in case of an emergency oh the
ground or in flight this is crazy for prayers for no emergencies bro protects
the lives of the prayers in the chat guys prayers in the chat for no
emergencies for the brave astronauts do but you got to be so brave to do this
bro you got to be so brave to do this man six minutes the GLS will start
bringing that and other high energy systems online, starting with core stage pressurization.
Prayers for no emergencies, bro. Six minutes, dude. Six minutes, six minutes. But it's
insane, man. How many astronauts are in there? Four or three? Isn't it normally a crew of
like three or four? How many are in there? How many astronauts?
Oh my god live audience there, bro. They're probably like a couple hundred yards away
5 minutes. Oh my god five minutes, bro
willing inside the tank. We'll get the liquid oxygen tank a little later in the count. Wait
so Chad, are they, wait so they're going to the moon. Are they dropping robots on the
moon? For the, because aren't they trying to like columnize the moon? What do they try
to do against that. It's in for that call.
GLS verifies last capability available. And CD already copied. No, they're just
going around it. I'm not doing a moon stream guys. Bro guys, I can't even
verify. Bro, I can't even play scary games or watch scary movies bro. Y'all
already know that. Bro, I can't do a moon stream. I'm gonna be scared bro. I'm not
going to do that underarm the flight termination system this is so the range
safety can send a flight termination command if the rocket flies too far off
track there's a brief built-in delay so the launch abort system has time to
pull the astronauts to high-flow bleat check
so advanced high-flow built-in delay that's so the hi guys you think you can
Build something like this, high-five?
Bro, that's so advanced.
Built-in delay, all right?
High-five, do you know how to build this?
Four minutes, oh my God.
That is insane.
They're like right on time,
other couple minutes late, who cares?
So there's four astronauts in there, bro.
That is crazy.
Bro, the thing about the rocket ships
that I never understood is they're so skinny, bro.
Like how can four people fit in that?
So skinny, I should go.
Hi, guys.
Call me if you start.
Hey, how about us?
How's it going?
If you start, there's a little power unit.
I was planning on making a rocket.
I wanted to know if you wanted to be like a test astronaut.
I needed one test astronaut for the first flight.
Bro, I'm not going to be a part of your little fucking death
machine, bro.
No, decline.
Horrible idea, bro.
I'll pay you $50.
No, no, get out of my tone.
I'm not getting it.
High-vives is rocket.
Listen you for go for purge three minutes. Oh my god, actually lucky actually locked in before corsade in three fucking minutes
Engines downstream of the propellant valve. This gets all the air and moisture out of there
Bro, even though I'm not even in it, bro. It's so intense to watch this though
Because this isn't like a plane taking off bro, this is a fucking rocket like these things fucking want
This is not a plane, bro. This is a fucking rocket. These things launch
Chatter anybody watch that show they were a kid
This is actually insane legitimately insane two minutes
I can't believe they're streaming it, bro. That's so crazy 2 million people watching total
Probably more now because it's close to launching
Two minutes left now we're gonna start moving the power
From both the upper stage and the lower stage of the rocket to internal
taking ground power away and now going to battery power
PLS is go for upper state
right everybody that's working is probably so nervous
upper stage the ICPS and it's been switched to battery same milestone for the
lower core stage coming up at T-minus 130 seconds right now the four-person
Artemis 2 crew is 248,000 miles away from the moon and if all goes well they will fly by it in six days.
Six days!
Whoa that's gotten so advanced it used to take forever right?
Which houses three flight computers is now on its own power.
Six days? What?
There's no more hold time because there's no more margin on these batteries
So you'd have to recycle back to T minus 10 to recharge if we had a hole
248,000 miles in six days that is like
One minute
40,000 miles a day right now the rocket does not know what the T zero is but coming up at T minus 33 seconds
Control shifts from the ground launch sequencer to the rockets on board
Autonomous launch sequencer or that was I right wait was I actually right?
Yeah, was I right any holes?
I was actually right
No, I was right Houston will take control of the rocket in my time. I was here in the chat, bro 35 seconds
He left go pray a lot
Great call out the rocket is on the phone for brave explorers ready to ride the most powerful rocket
Prayers in the chat boys NASA has ever
most powerful rocket has ever launched sound suppression water is flowing
and here we go 10 9 8 7 bars 25
3 2 1 booster ignition and lift off the crew of Artemis 2 now bound for the moon
Humanity's next great voyage begins. Yo the stream what happened?
Good roll bitch
Roger roll bitch
Used it now control in the flight of integrity it works
How fast is that thing going bro?
I'm gonna go outside and tell you guys if I see it cuz I'm in Florida
I think I could hear it, but I couldn't see it.
Why does it look like it's going down?
Am I like crazy?
But why does it look like...
It's...
Why does it look like it's...
We see Throttle down.
Converge separation, main engines throttling up, guidance converged.
It got rid of the engines, right?
Yep.
Now they've dropped it to the ocean, I think.
The integrity, guidance converged, performance nominal, upper stage, RCS ready.
Me or uh, I actually can't believe that
They did it, bro
How are people so smart they actually did it. Oh my god
Two minutes 45 seconds of mission elapsed time into the Artemis to mission
Trusters on integrity and upper stage confirmed in a ready state had observed as module faring separation
But you can't even see it anymore, Chad. Look.
Three minutes into the flight, integrity 49 miles.
Already gone.
78 miles downrange. Now passing 5,000 miles per hour, 5,000.
Wait, what? Is that supposed to happen?
for Launch Board System, Jettison?
Houston and Tangeriney, good luck, Jettison. Great view.
Copy, Jettison. TNCO 8 plus 02.
Is the piece supposed to follow up?
And Houston, has you loud and clear on TDRS at the Common Line?
How fast are they going?
Please stand, we have his statement.
Three minutes, 50 seconds into the flight of Artemis 2,
Wiseman Glover Cook and Hanson cross the boundary
to space with good com checks.
GPS signals acquired after last jettison,
now working on internal checks to verify accuracy.
Flight dynamics officer analyzed the time of main engine
cutoff confirmed at eight minutes, two seconds, time of MECO.
How fast is it going, Chad?
How fast?
How fast is it going guys?
How fast?
Um, uh.
Entry GPS processing.
I'll stand and extend. We see the same and we have a beautiful moon rise. We're headed
right at it. Is that the moon? Approaching five minutes into the flight, Commander Reed
Wiseman confirms he can pass visuals of his destination, GPS guidance navigation and control
software finishes internal checks and sends to navigation channels.
Yeah, this is not fake, guys. This is not fake.
Bro, look, that's how space looks, bro.
That's how space looks.
Guys, I know it's April 1st, guys. I understand, but that doesn't mean...
Guys, guys, this is real. Guys, it's not on April Fool's Prank.
I don't know why they did it on this data.
30 miles downrange approaching 10,000 miles bro. It's real bro
You know how hard this is to fake bro a bunch people just saw it happen live
We pochette this means the earth is not flat though guys because you could see it on the
Look guys this means that
Um guys this means that the earth is um the earth is round though. You could actually see proof live engine performance
Booster officer wool 11,000 miles per hour. Holy shit
11,000 miles per hour bro. Oh my god jack. Holy shit, bro
done. Shutdown? What is that? 40 seconds of mission elapsed time. Shutdown plan is as
expected. Again, the time of Mika was confirmed at eight minutes two seconds into the flight.
more main booster bro 11,000 minutes of mission last time look bro the earth's
round look the earth's round do you see the arch look at the arch bro the earth
is fucking round look it's live 30 second mark do y'all see that please tell me
see that 650 miles downrange the earth is fucking proud but it proves it right here
integrity a o a open brother moving so fast the cameras are like fucking literally glitching
the window is now open for an abort one surround option that would target the earth is actually
round wow nominal ascent at this time that is insane you could see it in the stream bro
You can actually see it live.
16,000 miles crowd.
17,000 miles crowd.
Holy shit.
Is that the moon? I'm confused. What is that? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is...
What's this? They're in space.
Entery and Nominal Niko core stage separated.
Chad, what was that?
You can see the same logboard stand.
AI. Yeah, guys, this screen is AI, but the other screen isn't.
Guys, just... Forget that table first! This is real! This is actually happening!
the right trajectory on the way to swing around the moon.
Core stage has separated, done its job.
The space launch system upper stage,
the interim cryogenic propulsion stage, or ICPS,
still attached to the...
Now you guys want to say AI.
Now you want to say AI,
but when I'll have to get kid with body blue,
you guys say it's real.
10 minutes of mission...
Now you want to say it's AI.
Read Weisman.
It's not an AI.
This is real, bro.
This is actually happening.
I heard the rocket outside of my house.
I couldn't see it though, but I heard the rocket.
I, Wallahi, I heard it.
It's not AI, bro, I heard it.
I'm in Florida, bro.
I heard the rocket.
I'm not kidding.
PRM numbers so far per the pad.
It's not cap, I heard the rocket.
Jock, I'm telling you, I am in Florida.
I heard the rocket.
It's loud as shit, bro.
Capcom, Stan Lovesworth.
Now reminding the crew that the Paragee raised maneuver
Gucci, I heard it bro. I heard it. I heard it. Gucci, I heard it dude. You can't tell me what I did in here. I heard the rockets.
Recreate the sound. Okay, this is literally how it sounded when I went outside my house.
But it was, but it was distant.
But it was distant. Very faint. Very faint. What's happening to the stream? We can't see
the rocket anymore. What's happening to the stream? We can't see the rocket anymore, Chad.
What's happening to the stream? Bro, but the thing is, if you're the astronaut, right?
right? If you're the astronaut, the Antibody Good Neds deploy. Bro, if you're the astronaut,
right, think about this, okay? Chat, y'all know, right, let me explain this, bro. Y'all
know when you take off in a plane and you feel that in your gut. The plane is only going
like a couple hundred miles an hour, right? In this scenario, this is going 18,000 miles
an hour. 18,000 miles an hour, guys. Do you know what I'm saying? Guys, how would that
feel in your stomach? Bro, think about it like this, okay? When you take off in a plane,
It goes like, who's in this chat has been in a plane?
Type one, if you've been in a plane.
Two, if you haven't.
Three of you have confused that question.
If you've been in a plane, that feeling in your gut,
I forget what it's called.
It's a scientific word for it.
But when you take off, where you're going 100 miles an hour,
200 miles an hour, right?
300 miles an hour, whatever.
How fast the plane goes, I don't know.
They're going 18,000 miles an hour.
How do they feel?
Are they puking?
They have to be puking.
Or they have to be puking.
And later in today's mission, they will begin to egress or get out of the suits to begin
some of their initial tasks of activating some of the systems aboard in the integrity
spacecraft.
They're trained.
Oh, they train them.
It's passing 12 minutes of mission elapsed time.
Again, the Perigee raise maneuver that's targeted near 50 minutes of mission elapsed
time.
are not training it's insane that's what the crew is going to be working towards the commander
read wise men pilot victor the lover will focus on preparing for that milestone no not ass
in the meantime mission specialist christina cook and uh jeremy hanson will start some of the
activation of environmental patrol life support systems you may hear confirmation of hi for the
Orion to Earth communication base one of the
is scientific technique tracing that
where's the training though bro
g-force training oh
13 minutes and 30 seconds of mission elapsed time we're going to continue to follow the
crew of the Artemis 2 mission they are beginning their journey around the moon to verify the
systems that will take us to its surface an incredible it looks like he aged like a hundred
years. Where I can test my tolerance to G-Force, which is a critical part of training to become
an astronaut.
Okay buddy.
Three, two, one, go.
Wow.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
I can't see anything.
Huh.
Huh.
Well I'm telling you they had to have puked in there bro.
If it was 18,000 miles, they had to amputate back to you, Megan and Nicole at the Kennedy
Center.
Very jealous to hear how the launch experience was over on the Space Coast.
Yeah, Gary, if people are just joining us, welcome back to the Space Coast where we just
saw Artemis to lift off 14 minutes ago.
And wow, what an amazing launch and an emotional one to as soon as the rocket.
Where's the rocket?
Y'all.
Where is the rocket?
We had all these people around us cheering.
It was amazing.
Chad, maybe the cameras can't,
I can explain this actually.
Because,
if you think, let me actually explain this,
hold on, just wait.
Because basically it's traveling so fast,
so high in the moon or in the space,
the cameras cut out, bro.
It was going purple, right?
Now it cut off where they can't see anymore.
Well, on everything, but so far,
what a beautiful launch to watch.
Yeah, to be returning to the lunar orbit
and more than 50 years,
maybe they go farther from Earth
than any other humans before them.
Maybe they see parts of the moon that we've never seen.
Chad, not every time I talk, it's not CTE.
Guys, I'm actually a smart guy.
I had 105 IQ on the IQ test.
I'm five IQ above average.
a way to welcome in the art of its generation.
Yeah, how do you feel?
I mean, we saw some beautiful shots we were covering of,
of course, the rocket, of course, the Earth falling away
as we continued up, up, up into our ascents,
but also some of those crowd shots
where we saw young and old, just emotional overcome
by this crew.
Thank you for the five gifts of crew.
Bobby Brown, you're welcome again for a chance to.
And we saw that.
Chats, did anybody cry when this happened?
And yeah, you guys just saw that view.
Chats, anybody cry?
I guess they just made the crest of the earth.
then you could see the sun peeking over one of my favorite views from space. I can't imagine what
they're what they're looking at now and I can't wait to see what they're looking at in about five
or six days. Yeah and you know I know a lot of people are like you know what I'm I'm this shit
is fake at a well check the date. First off I don't know why let me let me break this down.
I don't know why they did this on April 1. It's the worst day to do it because now people are
gonna stay in space but listen I went out of my house I live in Florida I'm like one hour away
from Jupiter, right? I'm telling you, I heard a rocket. I couldn't see it, but I heard it. It went
very distant, very faint. I heard it, y'all. Trust me. I promise I heard it. Anomalies today
that the team creatively came up with solutions for. It's just a testament to the teamwork
that gets us to the moon. And so we can continue to watch Christina read Victor and Jeremy on their
way now to the moon hi-fives call this orbit and awaiting the next bro hi-fives
happy moon travel day bro how you doing bro no no bro do you want me to put the
hashtag guys in the title now or later bro I didn't I didn't get paid by NASA
hi-fives I heard the rocket bro not everything's AI bro it was very
Fates I could see oh my god, we can see we can see it was very fates it went
Oh, no, wait, what's that?
Bro look at all these people grinding bro
Yo, bro, I'm not doing a fucking moon stream where I'm just gonna blow up and die bro
I'm not doing that, bro. That sounds fucking miserable, bro eight days of fucking fucking g-force trauma
I'm not doing that, bro. I'm not trained. I didn't train at all. You gotta try not train
I'm not doing that. Hi guys
Bro, I'm not doing it
Yeah, okay.
Aboard integrity.
Propulsion engineering.
Wow, they're already 437 miles from Earthchart.
There are nine procedures to prepare for the Paragie rays maneuver.
They're already...
And of course the solar array wing deploy ahead of that.
They're already 444 miles, bro.
240,000 miles to the moon, guys.
Wow, that W's, bro.
I tell that to play out.
They really did it.
Chat, W's bro. They really fucking did it bro.
They really did it.
Chat, they really did it bro.
Everybody just clapped bro. They did it man.
They actually fucking did it bro.
I'm proud of them bro.
To be to is the current option and the board to orbit. All right. I'm gonna go pee, bro
Hey, we got a mongos guys among us. I'm gonna go pee bro. Yo, I'm proud of them guys seriously
I'm proud of them, bro. Very smart
Update on teachers handover for your pad
I give us just one minute
And Stan, you can read it like this or any to copy.
Roger. Tegers handover east to west, expected one second earlier at 5'1' minutes, two
six seconds.
All right, Stan, we copy you one second earlier for 5126,
teacher's east to west, and SAWS are starting to deploy.
Thermal knives are firing.
We concur.
Thanks for the report.
Read back of the reports that you just
heard on the Orion to Earth network.
Integrity has maneuvered tail to sun.
The RL10 nozzle on the end of the ICPS
is pointed towards the sun and the solar ray deployment sequence has begun.
With the deployment confirmed, it will be several minutes until they are what is called
in a latched position.
Once they are latched and confirmed to be drawing power, they can switch the mode to
ATO and continue along the mission.
The teachers hand over at the pad, that message meant the crew was provided, the crew was
provided some preliminary numbers of when to expect handovers between the tracking and
data relay satellites.
Currently orbiting Earth in an altitude of 545 statute miles above the Earth.
They are in a near-Earth network communication system, the tracking and data relay satellites,
geosynchronous satellites that are stationed about 23,000 miles above the Earth.
the Apogee raise burn that occurs later today. The burn itself will put them in an altitude
that surpasses the range of the tracking and data. We did it, man. And they will transition
to the deep space network. We're going back to the moon, bro. I'll say this, man. As a
guy who believed that the moon landing was fake, after seeing that rocket, bro, well,
I didn't see it, but I heard it.
After hearing that rocket in person,
in real life, in Florida,
I believe the moon landing is real.
Also, bro, seeing that camera footage from the rocket,
seeing the earth go like that,
I now believe the earth is round.
Today was a really big day for me, bro,
because before today, I thought the Earth was flat
and I thought we faked the moon landing,
but after seeing this, bro,
I feel like a smarter guy now, chat.
Yeah, anybody else?
Can I get a retweet?
Can I get a retweet chat?
Anybody else out there?
Bro, what do you mean?
Are you dumb, bro?
The moon landing, a lot of people thought it was,
a lot of people thought it was um what's it called a lot of people thought it was fate
bro included me yo um it's among us time chat it's 7 p.m. let's see if everybody's ready
for uh among us man let's see if everybody's ready for among us chat let's see how everybody's
Let's see if anybody's ready for Among Us, bro.
It's on.
Let's see if anybody's ready for Among Us, bro. What's Ron doing?
Hey, you're a voice, obviously, before the light.
Hey, finish the video.
Speed of sound?
Okay, Ron looks like he's ready to roll, bro.
Let's see Muda, bro.
Muda looks like he's ready to roll, bro.
let's see um let's see sita sita looks like she's ready to roll
W stream wait sita's getting off
wait I thought sita was playing amaga
We did say that, even say she was playing.
Did she even say she was playing?
Let me see.
Oh, no, I don't think she can, no, oh, no, I don't think Sineca play, I don't think she ever said she was playing.
Oh, no, we lost one XQC, he didn't respond to me, he didn't respond to my, he didn't
respond to my text.
Oh, wait, Senator Collin, Senator Collin, hey, hey, Senator, how's it going?
Hey, how's my first Rocket League teammate?
Say now, I'm doing fantabulous.
Nice to be nice to be talking on the phone
after the Rocket League tournament yesterday.
It'd be great.
Right, right, it's such good fun.
Did you know that yesterday I played an R6 for me
and everybody said that you think that you're better
at every game than you actually are?
Okay, so, I mean, we're traveling to the moon.
like those positive things to talk about.
What is this call right now?
No, I know, but I'm just making sure you know
that the positive things are your gameplay,
but I'm not doing Among Us.
I just, I couldn't, I couldn't assume that I didn't,
I didn't do something wrong.
Ah, no worries, Jenna.
We said what?
No worries, Jenna, no worries.
No, you're good, you're good.
I thought, I thought, I thought you couldn't do Among Us,
but you're good, you're good.
No, no, I would, I would tell you, I'm not an asshole.
I would tell you about it, I thought I was bailing.
I'm not bailing, I'm still playing.
No, you're good, you're good.
Okay, cool.
I think we got everybody.
So it should be like 10, 15, whatever.
You know, we'll probably be late.
Jixie, Jixie, be honest.
It's gonna be 40 minutes.
Just stop the act and you know that Ron
is gonna start playing a soundboard.
Just hang up, get off my phone, goodbye.
So first off, let's address a couple of things to the set.
I think I'm better than at every game than I actually am.
I'm not gonna lie.
That's actually, I'm not gonna lie to you, bro.
That's actually kind of correct.
like that's kind of a ball-knowledge sentence I'm not gonna lie no let's get
the rich weeds going I'm not gonna lie I do think I'm better at every game than
I actually am I'm not gonna lie that's actually correct get Toby wait just Toby
want to play dead ass Toby wants to play Amogus, Toby wants to play.
Oh you let go. Way to put your fucking feelings aside.
Chad ask if Jason wants to play Among Us bro. Yo, mood up. What is up bro? How you doing
man? What's going on? How are you? Bro we got Among Us kicking off. We're only three
three minutes behind schedule. I think everything's going to play.
Yeah, that's a big vote. I have a question though. Is it like impossible for viewers,
sorry for streamers to follow the fucking schedule?
You know what? You're right. Let me check on everybody. Let's, hi guys, we need to make
a Discord, we already have a Discord server, right? Hi guys, invite Muda. Muda, I'm gonna
be proactive here. We're gonna get everybody in. All right?
Listen bro, I'm not gonna lie, yesterday, I saw the girl, Jason took her, and then Bunny got the girls with me today, too.
Jason said both of my girls bro.
Yeah, the VR, yeah bro. Look, that's why tomorrow bro, we're just gonna actually find-
I'm gonna get my pants off and just running around my room naked tomorrow. I'm gonna try to be cute.
Wow. That's why some- okay. Muda, that's why tomorrow bro, we're actually gonna find real love bro.
Like we're gonna actually we're gonna actually find real love, bro. Literally. Yeah. Oh, yes, bro. Yes.
And I don't want these things for tomorrow. I don't want like girls for everyone, bro. No, I want my wife tomorrow.
And yes, bro, you are gonna find your wife in VR chat. Muda, I'm gonna.
Us, we are gonna find our wives in VR chat. Okay, bro. Cool. All right. Let me get that just wait and find.
Alright bro.
Hi guys, I'm vitamin discord, hi guys.
We already have that server.
Let me call Jason really quick. Let me call Jason.
Just see if Jason's interested.
James C. Cobbler.
Yo!
Jason, I know this is last minute,
but are you interested in playing some Among Us with streamers?
Yes, I would love to, bro. Love to, man.
He's just saving me.
Alright, Jason.
Also, were you on a VR date?
I don't know.
It was maybe like one or two days ago.
No, no, no, no, Dave, just kidding to know people.
Just kidding to know people.
Somebody said you were on the verge of exploding in your pants.
Okay, that doesn't even sound like me at all.
No.
Okay, well, Jason, I don't know if you're in the server already, but I'm going to invite
you to the Discord server if you're not, okay?
Okay, yeah, I got you.
All right.
I'll see you in Among Us, bro.
Eric.
Okay.
We got Jason.
We got, let's see how Joe's doing, Chad.
Let's see how Joe's doing.
Among Us, bro.
Eric.
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Joe is kind of a Chad.
Oh my God, he's calling me.
Chad, look at Joe's chin structure.
Hey, Joe, how's everything going?
Hey, buddy, we're a little on schedule
six minutes right now.
I was not gonna take you to your plan Among Us at seven.
Haven't even gotten a call and easy bites.
Yes, I'm trying to round everybody together.
I'm a lollygagging around here, buddy.
Long time, late, super late.
Yes, okay. Let's get in there.
I'm just going to start calling in the Discord.
You're right. Let's do it.
All right, awesome.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what.
I don't know what Discord.
Could you send me the invite?
I don't know what Discord we're...
I think it's the Discord server we had.
I believe you might have been in it, so...
Yeah, I think I left that.
Okay.
I didn't know we were...
I didn't know that was going to be like a forever server.
Okay.
We're going to invite you right back.
jump no problem at all thank you thank you all right so have mine you need to
invite Joe Bart squishy Muda and I believe Jason I think everybody else is
already in the server have my I think everybody else is already in the server
I'm not kidding Toby wants to play okay chat the thing is I think if Toby plays
will have 12 which could be peak we'd have to do maybe three imposters now yeah
let's get Toby in bro let's get fucking Toby in man Toby are you live Toby
there he is Toby do you toberto toberto Toby do you want to play among us Toby
the normal one yeah I don't have Toby's number toberto toberto I'm not
following Toby I'm such a hell Toby do you want to play among us
could we get Toby we get Jason bro we're good we got everybody do
toberto toberto toberto bro we really guys we really went to the moon so there you go
he wants me to play but he ain't added me wait Shisa Toby how about I just thought I
don't see him Toby Toby Toby let me text Twitter Toby text Twitter Toby text Twitter
Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter I'm gonna add to this one hang on hang on hang
on hang on let me just let me just give me just let me brave chat let me brave chat let
Let me breathe. Okay. Give me one second. Let me just pattern things.
Toby, Twitter, what's your disco?
Now I've got a minimize among us. I don't even, all right.
Do you know I'm just going to close it. Just close.
All right. We're getting Toby in. I'm going to add him. I'm going to buy the, okay.
I text him on Twitter. I think we got everybody in here, bro.
I think we got everybody in here. All right. Now, last things last, bro. Okay.
We got to make the server. We already, oh no, we have the server.
Hi guys. Hi guys, help, help. Hi guys, help!
You have chats, tell Toby it's in Twitter. It's in Twitter.
Alright, have mine up, call him.
Do we have the Among Us server?
Oh my god, we have the Among Us server.
Oh, it looks like Muda's the only...
Hey Muda, you're the only one in the call.
Yeah, man, because I fucking human
Muda it's okay. Relax, bro. We're tying up. We're tying up some loose ends
We don't have some people not everybody's in the server
Joe left Toby has been invited to get hey
Yo, I have fucking words for you. You know, I'm gonna say this no no because jinks easier
I'm a fucking sis. Jinks. Do you know that high-five? Yo, look yo
Can you tell high-fives to stop calling me fucking Pinocchio and fucking squid?
I have no proof of him doing that. It doesn't sound like I have a sound like something you would do
He did it. He did it two minutes ago. Yeah, but with the oncoming age of AI bro. We really don't know what's real
Let's just keep track Joe is the second one in here Jack. So
Second one here second one here. I
Alright, Joseph, you're already all good, girl.
Alright, I'm eating one.
Yo, Joe, can you be honest with me, bro?
It's my nose really that fucking big.
Um, Joe, proportionately to your face, I would say no, but you do have a large nose,
but you also have a big head.
Also, Jinxie, someone's calling you.
Ooh, call him?
I don't have a call.
I don't have a call.
Oh, somebody called you.
Somebody called me?
It's Lacey.
If Lacey doesn't join the call, I'm breaking the tap cash. She sent me Lacey. What's
Joe Joe Lacey. What's going on, bro? How's everything going over there? You're not in the discord call
Lacey we're in the call
Lacey we're in the call
Lacey you're in the server. We're in the call. We're waiting. There's only four of us in the call. You're not in the
in the GC canceled.
Nobody canceled.
Senna is playing still.
So we're still playing a woman's rain down at 7 o'clock.
Yes, bro.
We actually have a full ass lobby.
We got Toby and Jason last minute.
They want to play.
We have a full fucking lobby, bro.
Full fucking lobby, dude.
Just get in here, bro.
Stop lollygagging, Lacey.
You're lollygagging, bro.
Yo, it's not the April Fool's joke, bro.
You see the line out of his ass right now.
I can't.
I guys are going back.
I can see it dude.
Lacey, hey, thank you, bro.
I've been getting jammed, bro.
I've been training for the side maturity match.
Have you been training for the side maturity match, Lacey?
I have, just like low heat off camera tension.
I'm going for a header this year.
Lacey, I don't think training involves like eating burgers, bro.
Lacey, have you actually been training?
Bro, I wouldn't even be saying this,
but bro, I saw you at the Iowa game on Twitter
with like eight foods on your lap, bro.
What is that?
You're not training for shit.
Yeah, they gave me a server.
They kicked me out the next day.
Look, bro, just get into this score, Lacey.
All right, we're going to have a blast, bro.
All right?
OK, I'm ready.
Yeah, Lacey's kind of cute, bro.
I don't know how to explain it.
Lacey is like a teddy bear, bro.
Then, Afghansi, gee.
How are we going to go?
I'm Lebanese.
I'm Lebanese.
Yes, that's what I was going to say.
I was wondering.
I was wondering what at, oh my god, someone said loaves.
I got to call loaves, bro.
I completely forgot the guy that's most likely to flake.
I literally said in the group chat,
I said, Lose is most likely to flake.
He knew it was seven.
He said he's free at seven.
It's seven, 12, I'm calling him.
I knew it.
No, I knew he would flake.
I fuck, I knew Lose would flake.
We all were in the stream.
When I called Lose, who was in the street?
When I said, yo, seven.
Your call has been full.
No, no, no, I'm gonna keep calling him.
I'm gonna keep calling him.
I guarantee he was eating.
Squishy, Squishy needs a server, right?
Squishy'll join.
I'm not worried about Squishy.
I know Squishy'll show up, bro.
There's people I'm worried about not showing up.
This is one of them, bro.
This is a person I'm worried about not showing up.
I know Ron's gonna join.
I'm not, like, most isn't even live.
Your call has-
Oh, bet, not gonna pick up.
Third call.
He's either gonna block my number or answer the phone.
I don't give a fuck.
Your call has been for this fucking guy this fucking guy
Skestplan this fucking guy, bro. Oh
That tears it that tears it fourth call fourth call
Check this jins want to play though like I don't want to force does jins want to play
I'm going to call Jinx and I'm going to be asked to check if Jinx didn't even say he
wanted to play.
I'm more happy to play. Yeah, I will happily play made a 29th. I'm fucking watching that
I'm 100% watching that. Okay, daddy. I so fucking high. He's not my okay, daddy. We
Yeah, I'm starting right now. Fucking get me in there.
Oh my god. This is why I love Jans, bro.
Alright, so, hey chat. Isn't it funny how I can predict who's gonna flake?
I said Los is gonna flake. I texted him I said I know he's gonna flake.
I said in the group chat he's gonna flake.
Called those four fucking times! Four times!
Four! Four times!
Get Deji. Do you think Deji would play? Wait, why didn't I ask Deji Earth? Why didn't I ask him earlier, bro?
No way he picks up. It's like 12 for him. Should I just Deji have a girlfriend? He might be in bed with his lady, bro.
Hey, this is like really last minute bro, but we're doing streamer among us right now
if you'd like to join.
You want to join for streamer among us?
What time is it?
What time is it for you?
It's not.
It's not.
It's alright.
I can do it though.
What are you doing it now?
We're doing it like realistically everybody's late so call it five minutes.
Five minutes.
Okay.
Yeah.
Fuck it one though. All right. Yes. All right, Daddy. I love you, bro
I'm gonna invite you to the server
Oh, well, it's not gonna be Sunday, I think it's gonna be Saturday cuz Sunday's Easter
No worries, bro
I know I know you're good bro. You're good. Yeah, I'll let you know the day, but if not, it's no words that you're all right
Okay, so what are you gonna send me I'm gonna send you high-fives is gonna send you a discord server
Invite to your discord, and then you join that and then join the call
Love you, bro
Yeah, this is gonna be peak pro. Why can't Los just show up? He's so annoying
He flicks on everything
Fuck I
Mean I love most my god damn
Why does he flake?
Calling him again bro.
Fifth call.
Fifth call.
Ron FaceTiming.
Hey Jixi, I noticed that I wasn't on the list.
No, you are.
What are you saying?
Oh, sorry.
No, no.
You're not.
Now you are.
Ron, it's because I know you're going to play.
I know you're going to show up.
You're always on time, bro.
I got kicked from the discord.
Was it someone kicked you?
No, you probably laughed about that's it's not hot and you probably left Ron oh
My god, those texted me yes Ron get him at discord, okay?
All right, I'm gonna re-invite you. Whoa. I think everything. Oh my god. All right. I'm inviting you
Loose texted me
Yo, I'm getting on don't worry
cap cap
Literally cap. I fucking cap
Well, bro, this is full, so we don't want to get like 20 people, though.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13th.
Biggest lobby yet.
Biggest lobby yet.
Could definitely do three imposters.
Could definitely do three imposters for this.
Holy cinnamon!
Am I missing anybody, Chad?
Who's playing that?
I did an ad.
Let me invite Toby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Hide mine. Talk to me in the drag real quick. Hide mine. Talk to me in the drag.
Hide mine. Talk to me in the drag real quick.
I think is that is that everybody bro? Are we missing anyone? Are we missing anyone? Hello.
You have us. Is everybody in this list?
Uh, yeah, I just need to hope it to add me.
I just need to hope it to add me and then I can invite him.
And you were at me.
Out of me, out of me.
Chat, uh, it's wait, uh, hold up.
Let me add, I'm going to add him on my shit.
Have us. Okay. And then just invite him on here.
Which is already friends. We're so many friends.
Hi, guys. I just added them.
Check it in here. In here. In here.
In discord. I just had him go to my games.
Go to my games and they can send the invite link.
I got it. I got it. Nice. I'm on. Nice. I'm on. Wait. Once Toby joins, I think that is that everybody bro.
Okay. Skeptics maybe late. Loose is late.
Who else? This is going to be peak. I see that list again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll say it in less. You can show the chat. I don't think it makes any sense.
Los isn't in. I don't know how we're going to get him in the discord.
Hmm.
You know, Los, um, let me text him. Los.
Under score. Wait, we have him in that other server, right? He was in the R6 tournament. Maybe we could invite him through there because I don't think I have mad.
Okay.
Uh, I think Jason, Jason has to join Jason just joined.
And I think everyone else is in bed. She
Joined already joined
Loose just waiting on loose
Let me read out names and read out names ready. I know sketch is in the server from the last so
Obviously soon as not in but she's coming and
Ron is in Loose
is not in
That she is in the server just didn't join yet. Yep. He'll be
Joe is here. Toby's here Jason. Jason's here. Mooda's here
Jinx is here squishy
Here I was there in a headcount
Lacey is in the call sketch is nowhere to be seen and
And ginger's in the car. So we are these people
So these are the three people that now they're not in the they're not in the call. Okay. Yeah, that he's on the way. I know that he is on the way that he's not in the call. But he's I hope it's got some time because he said he can't play. But then he said he can.
He said, Yo, my bad. I can't make him on us. I'm free all week though. But then 20 minutes later, he said, Wait, nevermind. I actually can't at 630. So I think you'll play this looks good though. So these four are in the call. That's it. Everybody else in the call.
in the call. Yeah. All right. I'm going to head to the call. If you need anything, just
drag me. Okay. Okay. Sounds good.
Today was fake. I fucking couldn't agree anymore. How the fuck can it be real? And I'm watching
it in fucking 720p in 2026.
And guess what? Guess what? I'm in Florida, then see a rocket ship in the air anywhere.
Well, that's all that's all the evidence you need that
Didn't even see a thing in the air he didn't even see it
Guys
Did you think the original mood landing happened?
So let me say this bro first off in 1960 every lose 1969. There's no way we have the technological capability
Wait!
EXACTLY!
Joey!
Oh my god!
Exactly!
It's true.
What exactly?
Until today.
Now, after I saw today, and I saw the Earth is round, I didn't know that.
I saw the Earth is round too.
Yes, that was great today.
A lot of new Earth is round.
That's progress.
Wait, do we actually get to round this one?
Exactly.
You would think there's a lot of shit going on with AI.
You're like 24, you didn't even know the Earth was round.
There's a lot of shit with AI.
You can't touch everything you see, bro.
And now, I'm gonna say, I believe it all now, bro.
Also, I'm like two hours away from Jupiter. I heard the rocket guys. I heard it
I'm in Miami. I'm in Miami. You're supposed to be able to see the ship from Miami me and me a bunch of people are saying
Hi, how you doing?
and
No, that was sketched. That was sketched. I was sketched. I was gonna have 30 minutes on the game
I wasn't expecting much sketch sold these days your hand if today's moon landing was AI
Well, there's no landing so
to
We're not landing
You came other fuckers at it
Okay, let me tell you why it's fake.
Let me tell you why it's fake.
How can it take six days to get to the moon,
but only take one day to get to the other side of the world?
It makes no sense.
Wait.
It's a country.
I'm out of Europe.
No, he's right, though. He's actually right.
I'm right. I'm right.
It's 3,000 miles to get from the east coast to the west coast.
It's the river Rocky.
The miles per hour.
Yeah, they go up by 500 miles per hour.
Yeah, our rocket goes to New York.
It's like 3,000 miles, versus 240,000 miles.
It's just like a rocket.
It's just going faster, Joe.
Hello?
Yeah, but it's not dead.
No, it's not dead.
It's not dead.
It's not dead.
It's not dead.
What's up, guys?
Deji, you're dead.
Let's not work in, Deji.
Deji, why are you all blue-skinned?
Deji, the voice rate, what'd you say?
I think it's mine.
I think it's mine not working.
Deji, what's up?
Daniel, turn your camera on.
Deggie, what was your thoughts on the moon landing today?
Fake or real?
What do you think?
If I'm being honest, come on, what's up, Toby?
If I'm being honest, I'm sorry, why only Toby?
No, I don't know why, actually, I'm not going to help you with it.
Oh, no, I'm a brother too. I'm a brother too.
I have your eyebrows.
Shut up, bruv. You don't even answer my calls.
So fuck you.
You didn't even run me a scruff.
Right, you want a bitch?
Let's get on my screen.
Yes, scruff.
Anyway.
Yeah, G, so was it fake or not?
Dude, we actually blocked that right.
No, so I saw the rocket go up, but then they switched the camera
instantly to them.
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's funny.
It's not a focus size, right?
It is to my opinion.
Okay, but JC, JC, let me ask you a question. Okay. So you're telling me
60 70 hundred years ago, wherever it was, we went to the moon, right?
And then, and then we don't go back to the moon for all these years and all of a sudden they do it for a twitch stream
They don't they don't land. No, they drive. Why don't we just ask the alien himself Jason was the moon landing real?
Why would we drive around the moon let's land it right?
You know what Joe wants to argue it because it costs a little bit more money to land.
Oh
And you lose your momentum and then have to take off back
Like it's the end of the world that they land girl like we've got a horse
Why not do it if 90% there?
Why don't you do the next it's exactly just fucking start the engine again when you want to go?
No, he's not fucking around.
No, actually, sure, actually, sure.
Exactly!
Exactly!
You think?
You know, we're missing Lose.
Let me...
Hey.
Yo.
Hey, Lose, how's it going?
Hey, you got my request?
Lose, it's seven fucking 30, bro.
Where the fuck are you, bro?
Legitimately.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, there's no way you're talking, bro.
There's no fucking way in hell, bro.
There's no fucking way, bro.
Wait, you requested what? A discord?
Yeah, you said add me and I added you.
I don't see shit, bro.
Wait, what's your name? Don't make it. Text them.
How did I just add then?
Who the fuck is this?
Loats, are you in a call with a fake me?
Bro, leave that.
You just put me in the lobby, right?
Wait, wait, are you in the call now? Are you in the group? The group chat?
No, I'm not a grinch, you said add me and I added you.
Are you in and among us Lobby right now?
No.
Los, text me your Discord, I'm going to add you.
It's not going to work.
Text me your Discord bro, please god.
Is your shade on, is it underscore?
No, it's just one bro and don't say it, it's just one.
Lose just text me yours. I'll add you and then you add me back
How are you late, bro, I knew you'd be fucking late, bro. Were you eating bro?
Bro just say your username
Yo, bro, are you like most with all due respect? Are you brain dead most just say your discord and then I'll add you
I already know you're gonna be a terrible to crewmate to
Yeah
Okay, well now everyone in the chat is gonna add you out of why would you add you you see me I sent you
Success your premise was sent
No, that's not me
How do you not know your discord name, Los?
What about your old discord? Wait, wait, wait.
What did you have your old discord you sent me on there?
No!
Yo, oh my fucking god.
High-fives, drag me.
You're not even at your set up, are you? You're stalling.
I am, bro.
You're not at your fucking set up, dude.
You're not.
You're not. I know you're stalling.
I'm literally at the... you know what I'm saying?
I
Hello yo high-bives
Losus brain is lagging. How do we get him in?
All he has to add is it doesn't matter if you just add
He needs to just add high-bives on discord H.I.V.I.S.E
All you got to do is add high-bives on discord H.I.V.I.S.E
H.I.V.I.S.E
H.I.V.I.S.E
I can't breathe
Most all you got to do is add
Bro most you can add and he's not a hacker, bro. He's a real person
He's not AI he's real bro. It just add high-bives HIV. I see he's real
I swear to God he won't hack you
Ise
Okay, and then he's gonna add you and then he's gonna invite you
I think you're the last one, bro. Yeah, I said it. Los you got or how does he got it?
Yeah, he got it. He's inviting you to the server now. Los, okay. Join the streamer call.
Yeah, hey chat. Early prediction. Los is the first time it's his debut and streamer among us.
I'm going to be the worst.
Fucking crewmate of the ball
time.
Hi guys.
How do I get in here?
Oh, yeah.
I'm in this call, bro.
I'm going to beat your ass.
Yo, yo.
All right, guys.
No, no, no.
What are you actually sending me?
Guys, I think we're full.
Wait, what do you say?
What do you say?
Everybody good?
Yeah, everybody good.
I believe we're all.
Los will be in and then we'll
start, guys.
Everybody ready to roll?
How?
everybody ready to roll?
How do we get it down like a mod or anything?
Or do we just have like, how many people are in the lobby?
Should be 13 people, probably three crewmates.
Sound good?
Or three imposter's crewmates.
Oh, we're gonna, we imposter's?
I think, right.
Is that good or bad?
What do you think?
I feel like, I don't know.
I think you can run three imposter's
and that's pretty hard to like get three people out.
The other thing,
I think we're all pretty smart.
I
I just got off the phone with Lose his brain is lagging he's gonna be the worst crewmate of all time, bro
I mean, yeah sketch. Are you in your own god the most in that gym?
Sketch did you just run in in your underwear?
Get your mic's not on bro, and it's my case and you got water in your room, bro
Yeah, I got water might have come snatched out of my car. Hey, Joe
Yeah, you think did Amelia Earhart really die?
Is dead now yeah, why she got two bloody parts in the surname though
Amelia
Toby you're black I can't see you bro
He's camera went out, I've been weird.
That's weird.
He didn't even stare at us at what he was doing.
He told me, turn his plates out please.
DINCH!
Yo, shut the fuck up you four-eyed swat.
You fucking...
And it shows your hair line, you fat cunt.
He fucking swat.
He fucking swat.
Like it's so aggressive
Look, bro. Loose is still deaf and yo when Loose gets in here. Can we like just get on him for being late guys?
He's 30 minutes. Yes. Can we get on?
30 30 minutes late
Fucking if a huge spit in your face, he's total disrespect. Yeah, and he's late. He doesn't know how to work discord
Where is this guy at? It's even
Lacey, you want some chips?
Lacey, you want some chips?
Nah, bro, I don't, I don't, I don't.
Why'd you just say Lacey? There's other people in there.
Yeah, I'm on the library.
Yo, Muda.
Muda, wait, so it's not a filter?
Wait, what?
Muda, it's not a filter!
That's a joke!
The joke in your nose is massive.
Muda looks like his nose came with his glasses attached.
That was good, that was good.
I'm gonna call those again all this guy has to do is turn his camera on is this not is this rocket science
My god there he is.
Yo, Lose! Lose, nice of you to join us.
Nice of you to join us.
Yo, bro, I'm having a technical problem for chill.
Lose.
Is there a reason why you're 36 minutes late to the call, Lose?
That's not it.
Alright, bro.
Are you eating?
Who the fuck just said that?
Who the fuck just said that?
Wait, hold on. I'm going to tell him I'm sorry.
So, Los, camera on. Let's go, bro. You're late. Thirty-six minutes late, bro.
Hey, you better have a damn high explanation.
Los, you better have a good explanation, bro. Thirty-six minutes late. What the why is his voice slow down?
Nice, bro.
Your voice sounds different, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Damn, man.
Nice joke.
That's a good ass. Well, what's up, man?
All right, let's start.
You look good, Los. You look good.
Hold on. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean, let's start this live? What is this, bro?
What is your hoodie say horny 34?
That is a wall.
You know what?
Why are you putting on gloves?
You need gloves for Among Us.
You don't know what the fuck I need.
And I'm not 34.
Those are hard.
All right, let's just start. Oh, hi. Bye. Get the code going bro. Oh
Don't leave. Yeah. All right. So what are we what are we playing? Uh, wait, wait, what did you say?
Loose, what are we playing bro? It's pretty goddamn clear, dude. Loose, what do you think we're playing? Yeah, Jay-Z
Why do you have such a fucking horrible attitude, bro? Like
I
37 minutes late you have a
Hoodie on and you put on gloves
Like you're not taking the shit. Here's why do you have gloves on again?
Jinxie you weren't this upset with XQC when he was three hours late
Oh
Somebody here has to make the lobby somebody here
I'm
conveniently
okay
I'll be back in like ten
boss
you gotta turn them off for when we
wait real real real in a survival scenario who to be uh who's familiar with
making among us love you so i mean have us maybe you could okay yeah completely
i mean completely aired sorry
joe joe i think you don't know where i can just say it again
you make the love we were
Yeah, you can make it and then I'll help you
What am I making the lobby or somebody else we got it me and me and have us basically have eyes
He's making about my eyes got it, and then we're gonna put the code in the discord. Do not make the code most
He's gonna be a worse imposter
Hey, bro, my god, dude. First of all, I played a lot. I played problem on us, bro. I'm ready for this
All right, I'm not playing some what is that game you made us play the other day?
Yeah, you look like you lost way, so you're looking really good, bro. Thank you
You look like you lost weight loads. Well, are you 34?
What the hell is this?
I got the water.
I got the water.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Holy animation drinking water.
Holy shit.
He's drinking water animation.
There's Mr. Antreal soon.
Marlon, you're playing?
Wait, he just hijacked Lacey's setup, bro.
What are you talking about? That's Lacey.
This is like cheeks just go like perfectly
Wait, what about the server?
Your job
I don't have a master's degree
You have a master's degree
Ron, no sound board
No sound board
I just want one
I already muted Ron's sound
Oh JP's calling
Oh my god, we're so fast
Where is that coming from?
Ron, cut the shit
That was nice
I can see your bike moving
It was huge
Guys, join that code
Oh, okay, sorry, I'm okay.
Oh my god!
Oh, man!
Actually got me, Linky.
Actually got me.
Where's the code, man?
I don't know.
Wait, I'm not supposed to put my shoe in it?
Oh, my god!
Oh, please, don't read that.
Please, don't read that.
It's leaked, bro.
It's leaked, it's leaked.
Please, don't read that.
You leaked it?
It's leaked, it's leaked, yeah.
Who leaked it?
I don't know, who leaked it?
I don't know, I named Hoppy's sugar.
Oh, Ron leaked it.
Ron leaked it.
April closed!
Hey guys, why do people like it?
Why do people like it?
No one leaked it.
It's just everyone leaked it.
Oh hey, maybe the lefty is the lobby.
You're not playing around.
Shut the fuck up, I was getting in the car.
Fuck off, run, you scruffy cunt.
What the fuck is a scruffy cunt?
Jason, calm down.
Oh my god, I can't believe it.
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
In Hong Kong, this is a real shit.
What is going on?
Jason Silverfoot, Jason Silverfoot!
Who the hell are you doing there?
Jason, you're playing cotton.
Stop!
Jason, you're playing cotton.
You're thinking that, aren't you?
You're thinking that, aren't you?
You're thinking that, aren't you?
Jason, put your tongue away.
Oh, put your tongue away.
Oh, Jason, put your tongue away.
Oh
Alright, this is the second code that's been leaked to Zika.
Dezzy leaked it. Dezzy leaked it.
I'm not lying! I'm not lying!
We just got word from the higher-ups. Two codes have been leaked. What's going on?
Where are you going?
Let's lock in on the third code. Lock in on the third code. We got this.
Hey, man, what do you mean? Where is the code?
Dezzy!
Oh, man, it's so weird.
Alright, so do you have anyone with a soundboard? How do I serve me? I don't have a soundboard.
It's not a meatable high-five.
YOU NEED TO DIE!
I BEGIN TO WIND YOU!
YOU WON'T BE BROKE!
YOU WON'T BE BROKE!
YOU WON'T BE BROKE!
YOU WON'T BE BROKE!
YOU WON'T BE BROKE!
You know, it's Loze. It's literally Loze.
It's Loze doing it. I see it.
Take off your horny hoodie. Take off your gloves. Stop clicking the soundboard. You're 35. Start a fucking game!
Oh my goodness!
You're cheating! You're fucking cheating!
Jake C! And Jake C!
I told you to have a cheat soundboard. I didn't want to have a cheat soundboard.
Start a fucking game!
Yeah, we started it twice, sketched two codes and got leaked.
Two codes and got leaked.
Can we get a new code?
Did you send another code?
No, bro, you didn't.
A new code.
Yeah, guys, tell it.
I want to say thank you for for your patience ball. There's just some like
Just some stupid ass gamers that keep looking cool, but I want to say thank you for your patience. Yeah
How do I-
You ain't got no clue!
I don't see a code!
Where's the code?
Oh my god!
Don't give me the code!
Don't leave the code!
Go on, fucking!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What the hell is going on?
Where's the code?
Wait, people are fucking out here!
They're not leaked!
They're not leaked!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
They're not!
What the fuck is going on?
What is going on?
You got it, man!
You got it, man!
I didn't even look for your brain!
No!
Oh my god!
I didn't even look for your brain!
I'm not even alive, I'm not, okay.
Make sure sugar goes on, make sure sugar goes on.
Hey guys, wait, did nobody leave you?
Join this code.
High five, Bam Jinxie Fat, who is that?
No, I think that guy can sit, that seems chill.
No, we're not gonna let that guy chill, he's not chill.
Let him play.
Let him play.
Let him play.
Let him play.
I got him to Bobby.
Literally go club yourself.
It's my name.
Wow dude.
What are we doing?
What the fuck is going on?
I think we just got it.
I think we just got it.
I think we just got it.
I think we just got it.
You don't stop. Oh my god. It's
You're fucking white here, not bad.
I'm a fucking white here, not bad.
He fucking swat!
Hey, hey, watch your mouth, James!
I'll put my fist in your fucking mouth!
In your fucking mouth?
In your fucking mouth?
Everyone listen to my advice!
Everyone listen to my advice!
Everyone listen to my advice!
Highlights, go, go!
Everyone...
Los... Los...
Everyone that is streaming everyone that is streaming go full cam right now. I'm not gonna send the code until everybody's full cam
Oh shit! New coded son!
Everybody calm down! We're all friends!
Whoa! Look, this is...
Let's all figure this out!
Alright, bro. Now it's called...
Okay, I don't know what...
B-E-V-E-N...
Wait!
There we go!
Let's fucking go!
Hey, dude!
Why are you waving at the message of the code with your Discord email?
Just join, dude!
What you're waving get in here man. Yo
As it goes it's
Guys make sure to turn off your cameras for the game cuz you don't want to see people's reactions to shit
Do you like my name Ron?
Who is Russ Trendy? Who is that?
Who's Russ?
Oh GT, somebody leaks.
No way!
Who is Russ Trendy?
Who is Russ Trendy?
Why is that my name?
Los, you're Russ Trendy.
What is that my name?
Russ me the game and then make your name Los and then join us.
No, no, no, no, dude, he's just Russ.
He's just Russ Trendy.
Yo, I'm talking to you.
I'm not getting any of that.
I mean, what the hell did you just do that?
Okay, okay.
Loose.
It's gonna be a whole stream.
You're so fucking useless.
Loose, it says name.
You said you played Among Us before, man.
What the hell?
I got it.
Got it.
Should I change my name to the chosen one?
Yo, I'm gonna change your name to...
Just change your name to Noose, bro.
We'll know who it is.
Yo, I don't fucking care.
Like, dick!
I'm Roberto.
That's me.
I'm not Roberto my name's Roberto
Oh
Yo, what are you talking about bro?
Wait, I'm adding a definite key, mods go in my only place.
Jigse you're not modding.
Mods go in my only place, mods in my only, mods in my only.
Alright, hold on.
Wait Chad, it's my camera, I need to go to school.
I don't need to do-
I miss click school, I miss click-
How is there all day here, God damn it!
Jixie Jixie Jixie Jixie Jixie Jixie first of all why is your camera on why is your camera on
yeah guys Jixie Jixie we saw your face turn red when the loudest screen came on
We have our chance on you
Yeah, don't even reach us turn off your camera on discord so we look at your reactions
Yo, Lacey, I
My mother accidentally my mother out my mother
Can you vote mother?
Just talk on discord, we're just gonna get it on death. Yes, my mother
Wait, why why do we have
Shut up Daniel shut up
I wasn't the imposter so good luck
Can't speak if you if you don't mute if you don't mute what's it what's the difference
That's what you are indefinitely you
Mind you sketches a streamer. He just asked the difference to be muting indefinite. All right guys. Well, it's on low smell
Bro, I miss click I was loading back into the game. I yeah, hey
most clutches this I'm actually gonna cry I'm literally gonna cry most that's
like 18 IQ points if he clutches this I don't even know what to say
okay wait most actually just got a good kill for most actually just got a good
kill. Did y'all see that? Annie fented. Bro, most killed Squishy. Wait, that was actually
a really, wait, most actually looks like he knows what he's doing.
Okay, um, I, I, I, there's a talk. Thank you. I ran into medbay and then I saw Squishy's
dead. Okay, wait, okay. Please, I think it is Jinx, he's fat. Remember that is, I think
I need I need the mute deaf and toggle Ned Bay is in the middle, right?
I have a question, I have a question, Joe, don't listen to RageVate bro, listen, Muda,
when you walked out of Electrical, I walked up past you, when you left, was Lose in Electrical?
No.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I swear my life on everything I love who is Electrical.
most was in electrical when I walked up
yeah wait what are we saying what up
when you walk into a door does your
feet go first here I mean you probably
really smell bro most might actually
win this because like if they keep doing
that thing where they just all shout and
scream and yell the whole time most might
win this bro
at the top of electrical was no no one
was in there no one ready
Wait wait wait! Hold on a second! Hold on a second!
No, no!
Hold on a second!
He could've killed Invented, but I also don't think Los is smart enough to know how to do it right now.
I'm gonna dance! I'm gonna do it!
I was doing my ass playing in the lecture!
Dude, Los actually killed Invented too. Joe's actually right.
Oh my god! I'm gonna be real hard!
Wait wait wait! Wait a second! It's the suit!
Mood is a fan! Mood is a-
Also moving towards us. Edgy and Mood are no more.
I voted for you.
Bro, if this dude Moot is naked at this store, he won't stick it in there.
I don't know if Bob is the same.
I was just saying, I was just answering Joe's question.
I'll just get blamed out of nowhere, yo.
Nah, that's actually weird as well.
That's so creepy. That's creepy. I ain't gonna lie.
It's it! Bro, what if those clutches, what if those clutches?
It's time to walk in. This will actually be cinema.
Bro, I miss clicked.
Oh my god no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Joe, I'm your up, man.
You're doing better than I did, thank you.
I'm actually gonna cut my spring of those.
Come on, those please.
You know, I sketch.
Yeah, how are you doing?
Yeah, I'm really good, thank you.
You make you, you're looking forward to going to goal again.
I'm looking forward and I'm gonna be fucking right.
Bro, Jason, you're fucking like Jason.
Stop playing everything as well on a mic doing my head in bro doing my head
Yeah
I'm not gonna kill you man. I'm not imposter. Are you in the imposter sketch?
Jason Jason if you don't like it, okay because in British then you keep on being racist, bro
rounds guys yeah can we just mute guys can we all mute oh please you're doing
my fucking head and anyway you've been busy today's catch what's happening
yes I have I did not kill anyone I swear it is not yo you fucking trash yo
okay these dude these two GC fat just killed in front of me bro no no no I am
I
I was following you and most and most was in the cafeteria
No, but no losses cook now because look the game doesn't end because I fucked up
Because I basically killed in front of five people on accident now. They just know it's lost cuz you accuse center
I
Saw a bro that I actually go bad most action in good
Of course the one time I'm impossible. You guys got I fucking miss change. Why you thought why you told me like that?
We're in a weird way. No, no, I was okay. Why is mate?
Can you shop please that you can you need plate problem? I'm gonna be in here. Yeah, you can get a job rough
Can you generally bro just me?
We know that it was either similar loss and we know that we got Jinxy so we get rid of those now
Toby's the only like logical one I'm sure I think didn't get called 30 seconds earlier the worst idea
And about a million sites
My court is all about
Listen, I don't think we just vote no one out for no fucking reason that makes no sense. It's not my reason is
Voting people that just fell comms with just bleep
I
Yeah, it's too loud man guys don't flood the comms brother that shit is bad bro no one can anybody don't love the cops
Also, mood up bro. They voted out most because most accused sin on the game didn't end
No
Could you make it so we know who's for it no no no that's bad
Digi digi just Jeremy speak what it's spoken to bro
Guys whatever you're all friends here, man, let's all come down annoy the fuck out of you in the bus
I can be cool.
I can be cool.
Alright guys, remember,
mute in between the rounds,
don't blow toms.
Whatever you do, don't blow toms.
Shut up!
Hey, shut up!
Please, please, please, try to be lucky.
Hey, shut up, please.
Jason, chill bro, cause I will fucking do you in.
What? They got lead code by accident.
There might be a random guy in here.
Why didn't nobody do swipe card?
What's going on?
Okay.
Yeah, I sketched.
I'm doing good, how are you doing?
Guys, mute during the ROUND!
Yeah, I'm going to mute.
Chinkzy, can you mute please?
Me and sketch is on a speak, thank you.
It's absolute fucking twat.
It's absolute fucking twat, bro.
It's absolute twat.
Whoa, that was quick, that was quick.
It's the fat one! It's Lacey!
It's Lacey!
I just only said
I just only said
I love how he said the fat one
I was on cam j i was on cam j was lacy
it was lacy i saw it too
lacy the fuck out of here
lacy do you have anything to say
lacy do you have anything to say
is it going to prank or something
i don't even know where to buy these
you have 30 seconds to do this
i wasn't even i didn't even move from off spawn yet
wait lacy
lacy you jumped in a bed
April fools or something I'm not I'm not voting
The body is an invitation I saw it with that jay he killed and then vented
I know we're voting Lacey, I know we're voting Lacey, but that is not how we should talk when we go in.
Yeah, I agree.
I agree, I agree.
Shut up!
It's talk!
I agree!
Shut up!
I agree!
I agree!
I agree!
You gotta shut up!
Okay, we know we got Lacey out.
I don't know whoever his teammate is, his piss.
You gotta start thinking to yourself though, these scenarios, like, what's going on with
Was there any person in particular that didn't jump to insult Lace- er, not insult, attack Lacey there?
Toby- Toby didn't say anything. Jason didn't say- I'm dead to Jason. I gotta be dead to Jason.
What type of movement was that? That was the weirdest role I've ever seen.
I now have an alibi with Scatch, I have an alibi.
Jason looks sus as fuck, Brown.
Oh
Wow
Wait, don't do the screaming max thing just wait. Yeah, she called it those shut up
We see quality. Yes, we should call it
Bro wait, let's wish he called it bro squishy
You said we'll record the talks jump fucking squishy called it
A bunch of people ran up in front of me the security like up the security side
I don't know who was like four or five people I ran up after and then I saw then I went to this room and there's a dead body
And sketch was just leaving bro. That's what happened
Sinus you didn't you just walk up security setup someone
There was like four people that went up the left
Using me in sauce. I was I would I have not gone to security at all
The only person I saw run away from security. It was Joe
I saw Joe
The phone is in the actor, right?
Reactor?
Yeah, yes.
I'm the actor.
You can't even blame me.
I don't even know who did it, by the way.
Wait, I have a question.
I didn't know who did it.
I don't even know who's in.
It's Chris, it's Chris.
The actor.
I saw you in the reactor.
Hey, wait, hold up.
Can I talk?
Can I talk?
Can I talk?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I saw you in the reactor.
And then, like, two minutes later, you were still in the reactor,
you said?
No, I went to lights after.
I didn't think Moodoo was doing it.
No, you just pushed me.
Wait, you pushed me.
Wait, that's bullshit.
I was on 10th bro!
I just want to back off to go to Cams. I want the Cams again.
This is self-report. I'm the police man.
Look at me. Look at me. I'm a police man.
This is self-report bro. 100%.
This is so much for me.
You went into reactor, lights got cut, you went to lights, then you went back to reactor?
Yes bro.
No, get him out.
Yeah.
No, he got back to the gym.
Get him. Get him.
This is lazy.
This is lazy.
Lazy kills out of bed bro wait
We're gonna meet me
Dude, we're gonna meet me
Lazy!
What do you think you're the hell?
Jack come on bro
It doesn't make any sense
Why don't you go into reactor
Go to lights then go back to reactor
Cause I crossed paths with Squishy
And then two minutes later he's back in reactor
Sassy Baka
This is too easy man
I'm basically telling me that you wouldn't snitch if I vented and that I vented and you snitched
I think the world is three imposters.
I think we have three imposters.
I think the time to kill is too long.
I'm sure we have three imposters.
Who the hell is the pink guy in the middle?
What?
Who the hell is the pink guy in the middle?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Name your name, bro.
What are you doing?
What are these games?
I don't know.
I'm the wolf.
This is not the sport, though.
I'm good, I'm good.
Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave.
Leave the field, bro.
Who leads the community?
I just can't believe how much our window below.
Loads lead, bro.
I'm gonna hurt you.
I'm gonna hurt you.
You suck.
Loads, 36 minutes to late.
I thought it was a fucking one out of a fucking game.
No, bro, I'm not, yeah, I'm not.
You're fucking my gear.
Shut up, Jinx!
Oh my god, bro, this is-
You can't beat the code, Los.
Your code, your code, your code.
Your code's posted, your code's posted.
Los, where the hell do you think you are, Los?
You eat another fucking code, Los.
You're 40 minutes late.
You're only two codes.
You're wearing jackets as horny.
You're wearing clothes, lambogas, and you meat.
What?
You ruined our first round! Shut the fuck up!
Yo, Deji!
Can you change the color?
What do you mean by that?
Can you change your skin color?
Yo, I want to be there for you.
Yo!
Fuck your dog, bro.
You want to be black?
Change your skin color, please.
What the fuck, guys?
I think the kind that kills too long.
Yo, it's loading through the gameboats. I'm in you're in you're in the game
Good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck.
Please, please, please.
It's gonna be way more difficult now.
Three imposters, it's gonna be way more difficult.
Bro, I feel like getting three people out is gonna be like,
Ah, kind of impossible actually.
Bro, they can triple kill as well. Yeah, just kill me. He got your way too fast
Okay, so I'm just telling you my task on the right side of map and then I walk through cafeteria
Then I go to left leg left leg room at bay and then I walk into a body dead
Change on the fucking ground at British fuck
died and Muta scrambling around and
Yeah, it was Muta. I'm gonna send you find yourself. Okay. Uh, he's trying to flip this on me. He's a self-report
He basically killed her
What's that
I don't really believe Jason.
Game of 30 seconds, listen, if you're going to vote me out,
I'm not voting you, vote where.
Jason's probably the only one.
All I know is that spawned in, I went left,
I thought I was out, and Jason's over the body.
Jason was over the body, and he saw me,
and then ran right back to the body, and then self-reported.
So, okay, clearly we know it's one of them two, obviously.
We could just vote out Muda and then vote out Jason to be safe, but
But Toby shouldn't we take more risks because there's more imposters like we kind of have to
It's all over me I can prove it with a task I can do a task
I
Will use the standing on event
Please if you're gonna vote me out vote fucking Jason
We'll have a 30, one out of three.
No listen, I'm gonna stay with Jason.
I'm gonna stay with Jason.
I got you on the line.
Jason just sounded convincing.
Muda did it, and I don't know.
Like Jason just, like you know when someone's telling
the truth and it's easy for them to tell the truth?
It just seemed like Jason's words were flowing.
When they got to Muda, Muda was like,
ah, he's trying to pin it on me.
Like it was, it was, I don't know.
What's Deji doing?
Oh no.
I've never seen somebody in the center of Admin.
Deadly looks very killity right now.
Interesting, this is very intriguing.
No, no, no!
Oh my god, I thought I was going to die to Toby right there.
My favorite- Wait, Squishy, where are you going?
Why does Skatch's mic go on cover?
Don't die here!
What?
me you're Mike me you're Mike Jesus Christ
two bodies oh god double kill all right we got horrible like horrible news okay
fuck you're good quick quick quick we don't get rid of Jason by the way
let me put me up there's hold up I actually might be able to win the game
if I lock in okay I saw Joe and someone else running away from where I believe
the triple kill was just wait let me talk there was two dead bodies in weapons with lights cut
it couldn't have been a triple kill because i know we got moot out so i think one of them killed
wait where were the where was the double let me hear let me let's let's talk the body was weapons
but joe i saw you spitting out of like radio hall going storage which is the exact route you would
take because you would kill weapons run through o2 come down and then you would spit into storage
I hadn't been, I had not been in O2, I was at lights with Lacey.
I went back down, went all the way right on the bottom floor,
sketched past me, and I think squishy passed me,
and then I started darting back left towards reactor,
and then that's when the body was caught.
Yeah, can I ask something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ask, ask, ask, ask.
Jason, wasn't Ron like on you the whole time?
Ron was, not.
I saw him next to you, Adler.
How did that?
I don't know what to tell you, bro.
I just missed it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna trust you.
I lost him because lights got turned off.
I was gonna light and he died, bro!
Yeah, we have bigger fish to fry than that, though.
Oh, my God!
You think your thing makes sense?
I think it was Joe and someone else.
I think the imposter's lecture.
It was Jinxie.
It was the Ralph Osterhoek too.
But Toby, you spit out like,
down from security. I came down from security. I was going electrical hall. I saw Toby running,
which is, you know, normal, I guess. But then I saw Joe and someone else. I think it might have been
squishy, but I know it wasn't double kill weapons because there was two bodies stacked up to the
impossible. Where is weapons? Where is weapons? Weapons is the room where you go. All right.
Top right. Top right. I'm not going to boom. Wait, now I'm starting to
I'll just send him in for a joke.
I'll send him in for a joke.
Yeah, I'll send him in for a joke.
Yeah, I'll send him in for a joke.
Vote Jason and vote Joe.
You got to trust me.
I'm just going with pure luck.
No, no, no.
I'm believing that.
I don't even know, dude.
I don't know where the...
Now he knows where the...
No, no, no.
I'm just going with the...
Yeah, Spisci and Skepch saw me.
I wasn't with fucking...
I didn't see...
I didn't see...
Who saw you?
Shit.
Where she saw you?
Interesting.
I might be the third imposter.
Okay, I just got...
All right, get my back on guys.
All right, get Joe out.
Get Joe, get Joe.
Great, cool, great, cool, great, cool.
What happened to the 32nd bottle?
Just tell me where it is.
I'm going to explain my point of view.
I didn't get to explain myself at all,
but most just goes, he doesn't even know where weapons is.
So Joe, I'll go 30 seconds and then you go 30 seconds.
Okay, I'm taking a chance here because obviously-
Where's weapons?
Where's weapons?
Is that the top right of the map?
I thought it was too far.
The top right of the map?
I had not- where- where you fucking shoot the meteors?
Yes.
I had not been there, Jynxie, since- I didn't walk there in that entire round.
So I might-
I might do a video-
Let me talk!
I think that it's you, because I wasn't even there!
I walked down at the very beginning-
Can anybody vouch for Jynxie?
It's not a long run!
Jynxie, I saw Jynxie doing shit!
Can anybody vouch for Joe or not?
That doesn't mean anything!
You know the one guy I saw with Joe?
You know, telling you Jinxy is just random ghost calling me
and just to try to get a fuckin' easy vote out.
I was at the bottom right of the map with Sketch and Squishy.
There was somebody else there that walked down the area.
Why are you doing that to my ass?
And then I walked...
I'm out of time!
I'm out of time!
Here's your thing. Let me say it.
I'm not saying it! I'm trying to clear myself!
Bro, I too have a rat.
I too have a rat.
Now let me say this.
Okay! I'm not saying you have to.
I'm explaining what happened.
Yeah, let me say this, let me say this.
I'm not even 100% sure it's Joe.
I just know there was a double kill and I saw Joe in squishy radio hall,
which literally makes perfect sense if they killed in weapons
and when they walked from the other direction!
From the left!
From the left!
I got hit in the head, my friends.
I have one more task left.
Tell me, what do you think?
I actually need to evaluate your input here.
Tell me, what do you think?
I feel like what you said the previous round was valid.
And I haven't heard any positive or bad or other than,
I wasn't there, which is what an imposter would say
when they don't have anything to defend themselves.
I explained perfectly where I was.
And he keeps raging too, he's like screaming.
Lights went off, lights went off, oh my God,
lights went off in electric, right?
I really hope I'm right.
So I go fix them, and then I walk right back to the radio,
where I pass, this, this, this, this, this, this,
I'm not blaming that.
Maybe you didn't fix the lights, the lights were still off.
Lights were off at the start of the next round.
I hope I'm right. I hope I'm right.
You didn't fix the lights.
I'm just a light feeling.
If it's not him, we lose.
I'm not even sure it's him, but I'm just hoping it is.
I think the other one's squishy as well.
The thing is, Lacey is like one of the most talkative people I know.
I know, at least he's been, oh no.
At least he's been dead silent this entire time.
Losie's trying to punch in the coat after we did it.
We're not gonna do the other coat, are we?
We're not gonna do the other coat.
I'm gonna be so, do judge me, if I'm wrong.
I think the other imposter's squished me.
I'm not even trolling, because Squishy was with Jell, and I know it's a double kill, so I have to trust my instincts.
I might be able to singlehandedly win a scheme here, because I saw them spitting out of Riddell.
I'm going to stay with Toby because I trust Toby.
Interesting, Squishy's the only one that's away from the group. Very interesting.
Squishy's the only one that's away from the group. And Lacy.
I think if there was too impossibly lost already I think I might have I might have actually turned it into like a genius
Not in the middle of Simon says I just wanted to say I
Don't know what's going on. All right, great. It's definitely not me
Yeah, let me let me see it told me are following each other. Let me say this. Yeah, of course cuz I trust
Cuz I trust to be like I'm explaining it
You want me to explain it down?
No, Tinsie, I'm not going to lie.
OK, can I talk for a second?
Can I stop?
I mean, instead of working it.
OK, first off.
Wait, no, no, I pulled the letter.
Yeah, and then you said, you don't know what's happening.
That's what I'm saying.
You've been directing this game since day one,
and Toby's just been talking about it.
Can I use logical reasoning and deductive points
for a second here?
No one's died yet, which means we probably got Joe out.
If there was two imposters, we'd be fucked.
Do we all agree?
If there was two imposters.
Correct.
That makes sense.
No, I mean, I think there's one way.
I think I cooked and got Joe out now. Like I said, I don't think it's close. I don't think it's sketchy
I don't think it's I don't think it's Toby. I saw squishy moving the Joe
I'm most soft so squishy out of anyone. I'm most
One-task I have one-task, but what's your task? I have no idea what it's called. I don't remember, but it was in
Electrical, what's the last task you did?
No, I have that one too! I know what it is! It looks like a music board, and I don't know how to communicate.
You pushed the little thing up.
Squishy, what's the last argument?
I told you, you pushed the little nacho. I need one of two.
Just skip for now, but I'm telling you, be stop some squishy. I promise.
He was the only guy that was with Joe.
Be stop some squishy.
But like I said, if it wasn't Joe, we would have already lost. Literally.
We would have lost it.
I'm gonna call you this whole time, and if you kill me, I swear on everything.
I'm staying with Toby, because I trust Toby.
but we are uh skip low skip system
okay that's it if someone disappears it's it's one of them
yeah i'm just saying
you don't have more than me
i think i'm a good crewmate bro i'm just a bad imposter
yeah three imposters is better because the imposter actually have a chance
but i do think there's gonna be if there's three competent imposters i think
they're like the crewmates are gonna get steamrolled though i fear
But two is just too easy, though.
Yeah. Where is Toby?
But I was supposed to stay with Toby.
Why is Squishy chasing after me?
Uh, Squishy?
Why is Squishy chasing after me?
Squishy?
Squishy? Squishy? Squishy? Squishy?
Stop! Squishy, stop!
Squishy, stop!
It doesn't have to be like this, Squishy!
It doesn't have to be like this!
I think it's just squishy. I'm not even kidding. I think it's just squishy. Why is he still chasing me? What is this guy's deal? Why is he still chasing me? If I do the snap task, I'm gonna die. It's the only person I'm sorry. Los, save me. Protect me, Los.
No, not lights, not lights, not lights, why is Lacey running away from lights that doesn't make any sense?
I just have to trust my god, I know it's Squishy, bro.
I know it's Squishy. I'm actually the best crewmate ever, because I literally said it's Joe and Squishy.
And I think it's Joe and Squishy. I'm the greatest crewmate of all time!
If it was for me, it would have been fucked!
Squishy stopped moving while the lights got cut.
Did you see that?
Squishy stopped moving while the lights got cut.
Please tell me you saw that.
I'm not even hitting on everything I love.
He's going to kill me right now.
Squishy stopped moving while the lights got cut.
Please tell me you saw that.
You guys saw that, right?
Come on, Toby, save your daddy, save your daddy.
Save your daddy.
Oh, I didn't, okay.
Okay, I have to be correct.
I'll message.
Wait, all right, so it's Toby, Toby and Squishy.
Uh, I wanted to say another thing. Okay. I think there's one imposter left another thing
Uh-huh. I was with squishy and Toby majority of the round not all the round majority around
I the Lacey's one of the most talkative people I've ever met Lacey has been I try to talk three times
And you told me to stop talking. So where were you at the end of that round? I see wherever you I was with sketch
I was with sketch on the right side. Can you vouch? Can you vouch?
I can vouch that I saw him once or twice, but to be honest
I didn't he said I don't know what to do
Hey sketch at the end of the round where was
We know it's not you sketch no one's choosing you sketch at the end of the round
Where were you and Lacey? Did you see Lacey at the end of the round?
Lacey, where were you?
But no, it's not it's not it was that we used
Came out of weapons and saw sketch at the top of the cafeteria table
I was doing a U-A around the cafeteria table to make sure I was the key to the staff.
Okay, so you saw, yeah, what?
So, sketch, I mean...
That was for like two seconds.
Sketch, at the end of the round you saw Lacey, correct?
Yes.
Toby, I'm left-
And you saw him where? What side? What side of cafeteria did you see him?
Left or left?
I was just running around the main... I went up the left side, but I was just running around the main one so I wouldn't get stabbed.
Did you see him on the left side or the right side I will say when he went to it
If you turn off the lights and electrical, I turn them on and then he went into electrical and then they went off
That's how that works, but I don't know what else
I'm gonna say this
Squishy is like the greatest imposter of all time and early killed in cams because and then grouped up later on
I would risk that all the time. I did my best.
That kill was recent because...
No, no, no, wait, wait. That kill was recent because Cams were on when Lats went off.
So I went to do Lats, then ran straight to Cams, and as soon as I tried to go into Cams, the door shut.
The kill had just been done in that moment.
I don't think we should kill him. I think it's Lacey.
I think it's Lacey. I think it's Lacey.
I think it's Lacey. It's Lacey. It's Lacey.
It's Lacey. It's Lacey. It's Lacey. It has to be.
Alright, man. It's definitely not me.
If I win this game, I'll take the prize.
Please tell me who won. Did we win? No one's reacting? I think it wasn't Lacey. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Where in the- You're all ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Not a daddy.
Yeah, it wasn't me.
It squished you.
No, no!
No, no!
No, no!
Get out of my way!
Whoa!
Get out!
I mean, shut the fuck up!
I can't jump!
I can't jump!
I don't understand!
I can't jump!
I can't jump!
Janksy!
Janksy!
Shut the fuck up, Janksy! Shut the fuck up real fucking money speak.
Oh my god.
You ghost-combed, you ghost-combed the fuck out of me, because Jason was the one that you saw double kill.
Oh shit.
Not me.
Oh my god.
I killed insecurity, and you randomly blamed me.
If I had been crewmate, you would have just thrown.
All of your reasoning as to why I was an impostor was dead wrong.
Yo, I'm not like Jinxie, I'm old B, like, actually like, still.
So you're saying I cooked you, John?
Jesus.
You did not cook me.
You did not cook me.
Making like bullshit
Guys I've got a jump up this now
I love you I love you I love you
I'm just like the last round there I was getting accused for a minute had been no one let me even defend myself for talking all
but weren't you the imposter?
well yes I was
he was so obviously
no no no
no no
yes I'm trying to kill him
yes he was my chance of tequila
he was my
I killed him in that room five
please I'll suck a dick for imposter
it's gonna be one of those nights the only time I get imposter
I misclick and kill in cafeteria in front of five people
five people it's gonna be one of those nights
get your rank off!
whoever is impulsed i'm fucking weapons come and slice me up
i can't wait to grab jim just penis in england
oh my god are you gonna lick it again?
yes bro
fuck you
wait can i do that thing with my finger again?
yes, up my ass? yes, yo dude, dude, you guys gotta be muting up
Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry, you're right. Sorry, sorry, sorry, holy fucking shit
This is actually such a peak lobby bro, I'm sad Toby left. I was like one of the other people with brain cells
Also, Skat like to have it tell you guys this just notice it
Skat says this thing we like thinks people are accusing him. No one is even accusing him
I'm like hey skat, where were you at the end of the round?
Get Lacey out. Where were you? He's like, it's not me like that's not a question. I know it's not you
It is this thing we're like he thinks I'm accusing it's like bro, I'm not a cute
I know it's not you bro. I'm trying to see if it's Lacey
Ron
What a peak lobby
Ross running away from reactor meltdown.
I think he's dead.
Me too, he's dead.
Where?
Hold on now!
I'm gonna hide the body.
Yes, yes, yes, I'm talking. So, I just fixed lights.
I went down, like, from the lights,
all the way to the right side of the map.
I don't know where I'm at, but I'm next.
I know I'm next to that one spot where you, like, shoot the
the alien ships where the fuck.
Weapons.
in the hallway kinds of weapons switches body I didn't see anyone I didn't see
anything yeah okay I remember guys it's two imposters so don't panic it's just
we don't have to like stand though I okay what I will say is Muda you reported
the body in weapons or near well no no no near it was in a hallway it was in a
hallway okay I this might be useless info but right before you reported the
body medbay's doors closed that's kind of close i think somebody fented into medbay
wait get you get you yeah what's up are you in a left school at all at all i was yes i did i did
wires you stole me so what do you mean hey the slot is actually kind of flowing with the comms
now it's not framed at anymore yeah put in it is uh talk less somehow i don't know what i'm going to
I don't feel like, but I feel like
I feel like we do got that line
Listen, I can say
Can I just say something? All right
I mean, listen, listen, I'll just say this
I was on cams the whole time
I wasn't doing any tests
Jinchi could have killed me, Jason could have killed me, Deji could have killed me
Like they all walked in and was alone with me
alone me
Anything on cams I didn't
Just text me saying I'm imposter
Just text me saying help me I'm imposter doesn't that sound like what like South report would say like what mood is
I don't get that. Why are you going to get no reason?
There's an idiot.
Oh, Jinx, bro.
Oh, man.
Wait, why can't we choose to vote it so we can get an idea of who's the fight?
That's pretty good.
We've got to stop griefing, man.
We just want to play in the long run.
Jinx, you're a cunt!
Can you please
I was that jabby pissed bro
The chat when my turn cut you can't get on camps, right?
I'm so some mood it's like maybe
I swear upper cafeteria is the most slapstick flop to get killed because there's no cams in here
What is he gonna do?
That's what he's gonna say. He's not gonna bring you back mate.
I swear upper cafeteria is just very suss bro.
Very suss.
All right, Joe found the body.
I
Walked all the way down
Through
Storage saw sketch on the bottom right of the map. I walked back up. I do nav
I circle all the way back down and I see sketches dead body in electrical
So let me
Not an electrical, yeah.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Any among us, where you scan,
like right before where you scan your card in admin.
Okay, so any among us GHS's in there,
someone's probably, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Where is the top left in security?
Where is that on the map?
Like, you know when you look at the top left square?
Cause I was on security camp.
Where is that on the map?
Ooh, good question, actually.
Does any of you guys know yourself?
Because, like, where is that?
Cause I was on camera.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Is it not the alleyway where I'm not balanced?
Yes, so I was looking at that and that's where Joe was unless he moved all the way to the right. I
Don't know
I reported the body so
Great Ron you did not see me by
I think we skip guys
Yo, am I invited yo bro, I can clear Ron because me and him have been camp on camps last like I think true
a minute two minutes three minutes I can clear mood I can clear
Actually, I don't want to see how did y'all not see who Jin's and Lacey killed who or
Body was like right in front of a fucking camera
Joe, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not going to lie. I finished all my tasks. I finished.
Me too. Me too. Me too. Me too.
Skip into our tasks.
Skip into our tasks.
Just do your tasks.
Right.
Come on, Jim.
You can do your tasks.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come with me.
No, no, no, no. Do not go to Joe. Do not go to Joe.
Joe, I got you, Joe. I got you.
Go to Joe.
Go to Joe.
Yeah, I mean this is really no point of voting like we're 70% on task. We have no hardcore evidence of anyone killing anyone
It's all just speculation and mania. Where's Joe?
Saying someone come with me is like the most crewmate thing ever
Someone to stay with Joe for probably the rest of the game now. Is that a single imposter that would ever say someone come with me to O2?
Not one
So I just know Joe's the crewmate.
Just talking like general human behavior.
There's about a single fucking imposter in the history of the planet who would ever in
a million years say, yo, someone come with me to do O2 task.
So he's just a crewmate.
So I'm just gonna stay with Joe and then...
Sin has been with us this round.
But here's the fuck that part.
We have two imposter.
So I don't know.
Or did I did I or did I not just clear myself jinxed and over like next time I get trashed as I get my
Cast the green bar went up. Yeah, so I'm clearly
Joe Joe Joe
It
Ganges the most talking person
Listen, because you're clear, or Joe's cleared,
Mark's cleared, so that means,
yeah, let me say this though, I agree with you 100%,
but the thing is, we can win off just tasks,
the only way we can lose is by voting wrong people off.
I think we just, we're out of tasks.
We wait for the kills, at least do our tasks.
Yeah, let's do it.
Easy, I agree, I agree.
I actually agree with that, you meant to be that guy.
Who has the text left?
Hey, who has text left?
If you're a Tesla, yeah, sketch, switch.
I have one cat's left in there.
I want to go to the studio.
Joe, I have two.
Come with me.
Come with me, Joe.
They see I'm going to follow you.
They see I'm going to follow you.
I'm skipping.
No, no, no, no, no.
Go to the studio.
We will lose if you don't.
We will lose if you don't.
Lazy and jester.
No.
No.
Stop.
I was kidding.
I was kidding.
Lazy and jester.
Lazy and jester.
It's us.
How are we supposed when no one's done?
No.
I'm staying with Joe.
I know.
I know Joe's a great.
I mean, nobody died, so like, I guess.
I mean, Senna didn't do any tasks.
So Senna could just be playing Endgame here.
But yeah, Senna did an, um...
What's she doing?
Could you stay with me?
Just get input to light or something?
Senna caught lights.
I don't know dude, I don't know.
I mean maybe Sinna's just like the imposter, like she's not doing any tasks, she's staying
with us, she's not doing anything.
No, no, like Sinna wouldn't be doing that, she has to get a kill right now.
Unless she just smokes the Ghost Goat AFK, which isn't even a bad strat, that's probably
what I would do.
Just hope the Ghosts go fucking AFK.
Jason and Lacey ran here, here comes his double kill.
I'm south of Jason and Lacey, Wallahi I am.
No one's folklore them,
and they've kind of just been out of the conversation
for this whole game.
All right, can't be Sinead, can't be Joe.
I don't know about anybody else,
but at least I have an alliance here.
All right, um, so the body is right outside of electrical um
Imposter is an idiot definitely Los everybody
Oh
Me and Ron Rickham's the entire time most came up close the door on us and there's a murder
What!
I had a awful lot of people
You guys get out of here!
What am i to say to your fucking talking about?
Guys, guys!
Everybody screaming is not gonna solve anything
Gross!
Get out of the speaker, nore!
What's up, what's up, what's up?
What's up, what's up?
What's up, what's up?
What the hell?
He's the speaker now!
No, what?
Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben,
Los, you're being accused by Muda and Jason of killing an el taxable
What do you have?
What's this, a hook!
Hold on a second, let's go
Wh-
Who's the hooker?
Oh, that's Ron?
No, can I please talk?
I was gonna defend loads for jokes
Go listen listen listen listen listen. It can't be Ron whoever has tasks to do your fucking tasks
You heard me you shut the fuck up
Dad listen listen listen
I'm telling you right now, I'm telling you right now
This dude Jason has literally said it's low for three wrong straight
Who has tasks?
I've been sitting on cans and doing my desk
Can I talk to him?
He can't talk to me yet
He didn't even say anything
He didn't even say anything
It's not before
They'd say it's me
Where the hell is with you
You don't even know
You don't know
I
and I did it shit
I thought I was gonna say I saw you on cams doing nothing
I'm lucky that Jay
Hey Jay, shut up bro
I'm lucky that Jay man
I need it
I need it
I need it
I need it
Alright guys, I'm gonna go to bed now
I'm gonna go to bed now
Hey guys, good night, James.
Hi, man.
Say hi to everyone.
Hi, James.
You look good.
Good.
Say hi to everyone.
Say hi to everyone.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Thank you.
Hi, I'm missing one.
I don't know, bro.
I'm missing one.
Oh, my god, bro.
You're scotsy-ting your coops.
You fucking Daniel, bro.
Shut up.
We're missing one person.
Mr. One.
There we go.
Who's playing?
I think it's Lemmy Blay.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Yo, Chad, I'm like the hard of the whole game, bro.
Starting, starting.
I guess I was green sniping.
Somebody's coming out of your bag.
Why would somebody leak the code again, man?
I- I- I can see it!
Just try to change it, just try to change it!
Whoa!
You people game in me, okay?
Alright, alright.
Fitz code leak, by the way.
Fitz.
That is actually insane.
I need to order.
I need to order.
Fitz, fucking code leak.
Fuck me.
Bro, guys, my government name is in the lobby.
Nice.
I'm gonna- I'm about to go downstairs.
No, no, no, you know, let's ask a lobby. Who leaked the code?
Nukot is in general.
Who did that?
Shut up, Dean. Daniel, shut up.
Is it... is it... what?
Nets!
Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, shut your mouth.
James, who did it?
Nukot, Nukot, Nukot, Nukot, Nukot, Nukot.
Is that it? Is that it? Is that it?
Yeah, yeah.
James said he leaked it as his last stand. Nice, bro.
Nice.
Nice fucking matter, daddy.
Nukot is in general.
Triple Colton.
Los dead Elmele said he needs to hide his holster.
What language is this?
Mendoos Galvorechai Aigang Nuhir Sterec Sajek Poposa?
What language is this, bro?
What language is this?
Swedish. Swedish.
Who's your Daniel Alatungi, bro?
Like, you named yourself Desi.
Shut up!
I think it's yeah, I'm not a judge. All right, let's go. I am in
And the imposter
Bro, I got an imposter one time and it was on a miss click. Are you fucking kidding me?
bro
It's fine
As long as I make it to end game as a crewmate. I don't care
I just hate dying in the first eight seconds as a crewmate. It's literally the most demoralizing and depressing thing ever
You just sit there and watch an entire Among Us game play out. What?
What?
No troll shit. I'm being so real. I saw run. Sorry
Why he vented in front of me, but I saw him Ben sir
No, no, no, no, no, Ron would do that for the clap. Oh, yeah, I would do that. You're right. You're right. You're right
I'm killing Denji.
I know people will leave Denji out.
Can we skip? No, let's not do this.
I literally want to let him get apart his PC down if we go to math.
So we run.
Guys, it's like an unwritten word.
You can't vote without a Denji.
Unwritten rule.
You can't vote without a Denji.
No, but I got Jeff.
You saw my CM Fritz.
You did tell me you did.
Denji, if you see me dead, are you dead?
Are you dead ass?
Oh my god!
Oh wow!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh, Deadji's dead, bro.
I don't even know who to trust.
I guess I'll trust Deadji because if you think about it, if Deadji was an imposter, he would
never do that.
He would just try to win the game.
So I'm gonna stay with that. Yeah, I trust that you because if that he wasn't a posture you would never do that
He's just bored. He's bored that he got crewmate. I
Love that you bro. I actually love that you can tell me
It's not that G-Roll, oh no no no, oh two oh two, no I lost that G-Roll, where, where?
Okay, it's it's Ron it's Ron
Top left wherever that shit is I saw Ron coming down
At a top literally with Senna
All right, so I saw Senna. Yes, and it was left side
You got to be quick or move up.
Okay, who can clear who?
Who can clear who?
Shut up!
Okay, Ron, can you vouch?
Or no, Sina, can you vouch that Ron was with you?
No, no, no.
I was in the middle of doing a reactor thing, so I couldn't see.
I can't even just this is impossible first the first second of the game
Desi just says me that anything and then I'm not gonna you run around can you explain it doesn't matter if you're gonna vote me or not
I had eight votes last time before the round even started
So wait
I'm 90% positive we got one.
You're dead, Deji is fucking hilarious bro.
I was gonna stay with Deji.
I was gonna stay with Deji.
If I do tasks along the way I do tasks, but I know, I know for a fact.
I know for a fact it's not Deji. I know for a fact it isn't.
And I don't trust fucking anyone in this game.
See, wait,
Deji yo,
Deji, can I fire some
Deji, can I fire some neurons in your head really quick?
So first off,
this is what I told my chat.
You accused Ron at the start of the round for no reason.
And I literally said only a crewmate would do that.
So I'm staying with you so I don't get killed.
I'm staying with you because I can I also can I also say this?
I think Jinx is clear.
I think Deji is clear.
You guys were hovering me for a little bit.
I also have a med base scan that I can do.
I know there's no visual task.
You see the taskbar go up and me walk to I know it's not
Every time
What are you doing?
You're saying?
What?
All I'm saying is it's not the same?
How do you speak?
Let me just speak, go on.
All I was just saying is that I'm here knowing, Muda.
All right, so all I'm saying is, who can we clear?
Yeah, we already did that.
It's just me and Deji.
We can't really clear anybody else.
We already kind of did that.
Yeah, clear me.
Okay, let me just throw the next round.
Come watch me do your next scan.
Yeah, well, you had to have a trust circle.
I've been lurking around.
Me and Deji have a trust circle.
No one else is in that trust circle yet.
Black and white, come on, we got this!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck you.
Alright, skim skim skim skim skim.
And let's, Deji's the worst debots ever, and he's just grieving the game.
It's, it, he's a crewmate, Deji's a crewmate.
Yo, focus on that!
Focus on that!
He's a crewmate.
Yeah, I love Deji, bro. I'm just gonna say, oh Deji.
Come on me, Desi. Come on me, come on me.
I got shit to do with you, twin.
Come on me, Desi.
I got past.
Watch out, you're gonna split up.
No, no, he's locked.
Come on, Desi, hurry up!
What's he doing?
The Senators came out of here.
Very sassy vodka for Nanookil's.
No, I lost edgy. No, I lost Malibu. No, no, no, no, no, I lost Malibu. No, where's edgy? No, no, I'm gonna die now! Where's edgy? No!
Please, please, please, please, please. No, no, no, I lost edgy. Squishy scaring me. No, no, I don't trust you. Where?
where okay so i was sitting on i was sitting on admin when the uh electricity went out and somebody
was in upper left and then just disappeared and never returned and they didn't go into another
room so i went oh somebody probably died uh and lo and behold i run up with squishy behind me i don't
know if he was there initially but squishy saw me run up to and report the body i was gonna say
joe mean you did the same task for this i feel like question yes i fixed lights wait i gotta
I got a question too, I got a question.
I also have a question.
Can we start?
Let's go order.
Okay, so Joe, you said you saw one body in top left, right?
And then it was gone?
And then it was gone and I saw...
But what if there'd be two bodies in somebody's mind?
What if there'd be two bodies?
I don't know, I saw one body, okay, here's what I saw.
I saw one body in top left and I saw four bodies in storage.
I saw a bunch of bodies leave storage,
I saw the one in top left disappear, and then one reappear in storage.
So maybe they could have just walked over.
I have no idea.
Also, if you do want to suss me in any way that it is me, I have a med-
Wait, wait, I got a quick question.
I got a quick question.
I thought I was going to order.
I thought I was going to order.
Yeah, yeah, I got a quick one.
I got a quick one.
Mine is just a-
Oh, your's.
Mine is just a-
Okay, listen, listen.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Go.
Listen.
So, wait, Joe, where did you find the body?
I found the body right above Med-B.
Yeah, bro and I saw Senna walk out of like the right side like where you like control the shit
I'm saying I'm saying I saw her walk out and then literally like within five seconds about it was called
That's all I'm saying
I just want to know
Okay, who who was with each other that entire round can you clear second of all do
Topics was fucking me
Group up and do tasks group up and do bro. I'm gonna start the fucking fist. We are
mood up like he's like
Where's Joe, where's Joe?
All right, I know exactly how this should look it should lock him in. Yep. Okay, you give the task if you fake it
You walk like that, but it like it glitches when you actually do it
Well, I know Joseph crewman I
Know Joseph crewman, I know catch is a crewman. I also think we got run out
Oh no, Joe's dead. I'm gonna open the door and Joe's gonna be dead. I'm gonna hide out
of vision. I'm gonna open the door and Joe's gonna be fucking dead. Oh, he's got shut
I don't know, there's like eight people in here, what?
Oh, how the hell, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo, you got the problem.
Yo, Jaycee, Jaycee, what's up, bro?
What?
What?
Explain what?
I don't know man like one second. I saw you up top
Then out of nowhere you came out of a locked uh
You came out of a locked fucking well the electrical room. How'd you do that, bro?
I don't I don't know that way
I'm not tossing jinks you right guys. He's brain dead and sketches brain dead and losses brain dead great. Okay. Oh, what a brain dead?
I have I'm the only person in this lock. Okay who has two vouchers. I have veggie and Joe who both passing
I watch Joe do a med base game. I
I have one question no he did he did
I did it low C when I went to go to lights.
Why do I always do it?
Yo, who is it?
Yo, I gotta meet this guy, bro.
I gotta meet this, what the fuck is this?
Yo, no, listen, listen, Joe.
A logical sentence as to why it's me.
I'm trying, I'm trying, but there's no,
this guy named Muda is yelling non-sense in the mic.
Oh, listen, listen, holy fuck, dude, my head hurts, bro.
Joe, you said you've lost,
JC, are you running the entire round?
No, I was not, I mean, the entire round.
I did scan and lights were still off. So I left and then I saw him right at the end near story
I saw Jinxie at the top
Out of nowhere. I come down where he's inside of electric and he's locked. He's coming out of it
No, it's not Joe
I
I'm just gonna stay with veggie and Joe the people that I've been with for the whole game
I mean I'm just gonna stay with Joe cuz I think Joe is somewhat of a competent human being I don't
They sketch nope veggie. Nope. I was gonna say with Joe
God it's fucking sketch
Let me get the floor here just for five seconds, and then we can immediately scan interesting
room.
I'm most I know this like an 11 pound rock in your head.
But if we listen to us, we'll actually lose.
Seriously.
Okay.
I'm going to say I stayed with Deji the whole game.
I stayed with Joe the whole game.
I'm just going to keep I'm going to get it.
You have to put it on your shirt and put it on your questions.
Fuck you and your questions.
I'm sure Ron is definitely imposter. Yes. Okay. Okay. Thank you.
Holy shit, you're not allowed to show me how to play this game.
I'm losing sight, Nix!
Yeah, I'm losing sight.
Wait, Squishy has a brain, Squishy talk, please.
Janky, I swear to you.
Shut the boot up, shut the fuck up!
Squishy, you have a brain, go!
I saw you go bottom left. I finished my task.
I followed you just to see because you're the only one not with the group and electrical.
We all got stuck on electrical, like Lose Edd, and you were the only one not there.
So I followed you and then Jinx went bottom left and you did a task and the green bar went up.
Jinx is clear. That's a lot of percent.
Can I, can I make it? How do you know he didn't pass? How do you know that?
God, this place is in the lobby. Oh my God.
Well, how do you know that?
There's someone else though, bro.
Oh my God.
No way!
No, no, J.C.
I'm going to be a loser.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Look out, you can't talk. You're dead.
Oh, well.
Deji voted me out and I was with veggie for four rounds
No, no, who's the imposter who's the other one?
It's mood up. Oh, that's why he keeps flooding cars
Okay, go shut up. Let me see. We're gonna lose up just fucking go. Yo, yo, hey
This is our task we're gonna win. Okay, go. I know
Clear I'm still going to clear Deji Jinxie. I'm letting you know was not the impossible
I don't think he was imposter because there's not a vet that can absorb a Mexico for top
middle.
That amount of people voting for him makes me think that there might be two imposter.
No, there's fucking six imposter in this lobby, Joe.
I said it!
Okay, okay, wait a minute!
Like you guys, I think Los is third impostering, he's not the imposter, I think he's just
wrong.
No, I get it now, maybe I was wrong, maybe.
I think Muda.
I think it actually might be Mooder, because he was just like,
What is this?
You guys never let me have that!
I'm gonna beat up these guys and never let me talk!
How long is this gonna take?
I'm gonna step in and he's dead!
I would vote Mooder out just for my eardrums at this point.
Without even knowing he's the impostor.
Oh, well, definitely.
He took it out.
Who did that?
Who did that?
Who did that?
I tried talking every time I took it out.
You guys shut me off!
You guys never let me talk!
And then you would have brought me out and my voice would serve on me please!
How does that make any sense?
Oh my god.
My god!
Thank you!
Robert!
Brother, you're coming back to me!
What was it?
I was so good!
I never feel like playing.
I'm like playing!
Oh my god!
Mood on!
I didn't even then like I
Just want to talk to those one-on-one real quick. Yo, Los. I don't know
Let me talk like now I get to talk Los
I don't know if you were dropped on your head like 500 times as an infant or something
But Los you might have actually been the worst crewmate. I've ever seen in my life
You were the only reason why they even came close to winning. Are you fucking brain dad, bro? What do you mean?
I was hitting at the door for a minute straight tops. Oh wait. Oh wait. Yeah
So we didn't even come close to losing I don't know what the fuck you're literally like two people died and then we voted you
Listen, we were not gonna lose. All right
Number two, bro. Why the fuck are you venting?
High Fives must be giving you some type of role in this shit.
You got hacked or something.
Cody, how the fuck did you wind up in Electrical?
I was sitting out Electrical on the door for a minute, which is what I said.
You absolute fucking dumbass!
I'm gonna drag us back. Drag us back.
Loads of people.
To be honest, I think I was thrown off...
I think I was thrown off by Looters like speaking.
Yeah, me too.
I just hate fucking at all.
But, Loz, I can't vent as a crewmate,
so literally maybe get your head checked.
Maybe you don't have a working fucking brain, Loz.
No, and listen, that's my fault.
I think I'm just gonna vote Luda instantly.
Yeah, I agree. Let's actually do that next game.
Yo.
We're missing Luda.
It's the last game, man.
I'll play one more,
because everyone will say this right off the bat.
I swear, Daisy, I'm just gonna call it on you every time.
I'm not gonna.
I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass.
I'm about to get a pasta I'm gonna end my life in GTA.
Cool. More brain dead crewmates on my team.
I'm dead ass serious. I'm, I'm grieving this game for everyone. I'm dead. No, no, I actually, I actually don't care.
People want to throw my games, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet. I'm third imposter this game. Oh god, I'm third imposter.
If I can't play imposter for real, I'm gonna-
You're not, you're not, you're not meeting everybody.
My bad, bro. I don't give a fuck. I'm throwing this shit at anyone.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, please
Get rid of this British motherfucker for the love of god
Ladies!
Are we voting mood of force to vote?
Vote desi!
Vote run!
Vote run!
Are you off?
It's dead.
Yeah, it's dead.
It's laughing, bro.
It's going to slap him.
It's going to hit him.
I'm going, Veggie, fuck Veggie.
Wow!
Oh, gosh.
I see that!
You're moving!
You're just calling!
Every time!
I want it!
You're just going to be yelling on my phone.
Oh, gosh.
No, it's definitely set up, bro.
It's definitely set up.
Well, why do you keep calling me more often than it's called time,
Veggie?
Oh, sit up.
Me and Joe have degrees.
Like, it's obviously you.
It's Max.
I get imposter one fucking time and it's an accidental kill what now bro what now
What?
What?
I'm going to kill him!
I'm going to kill him!
Let him talk, let him talk!
He knows, he knows this.
I'm almost certain that it's Senna.
I was walking over it!
I keep walking over it!
Senna!
I can't play the game!
I've done one task!
On Chase's life, it's fucking deshi!
Don't do that!
Please don't do that!
It's deshi bro!
I promise.
I promise.
It's fantastic!
I'm doing deshi!
I'm doing deshi!
I'm doing deshi!
I'm doing deshi!
I'm doing deshi!
I'm doing deshi!
Yeah, she's a fucking burger.
No pleasure to win.
No other game, no atonement, please.
Fats, by the way.
You offered a million dollars from your brother to lose weight and you couldn't do it.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Whatever it is you don't want to do, man.
People are in pain.
No, no, no, no, no.
Too fat people to look at that.
You're fat.
You're fat.
I'm just a person.
It's not...
We're just gonna lose.
That's all it is.
We're just gonna- I mean, it's reaching that point of the night.
Sketch didn't get him positive, so he left, and then Senator Scott floated, and there hasn't been a single kill.
Cough, cough.
Cough, cough.
Cough, cough.
Cough, cough.
Alright.
I'm literally going at perfect speed.
Cough, cough.
Cough, cough.
Alright.
What- what the fuck's going on right now?
Cough, cough.
Uh, hey, chap!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT?
I-I-I'm doing it perfect every time!
Where's Lacey coming out of?
Why did Lacey just-
No, no, no. Did you see what Lacey just did?
What type of movement was that?
Please tell me you guys saw that.
Oh my god, nobody's in camps. I'm actually dead with this guy.
Oh! What is Lacey doing?
AHHHHHH! I DIDN'T WAIT FOR ME, LACEY!
Why is Lose Camping out in the cafeteria?
Yo, Lacey's gonna kill me. I'm not even kidding, Lacey's gonna kill me. What is that?
Alright, there's no way Lacey's this bad if he would chase me around the map and then kill me in front of like, eight people.
There's no way Lacey would chase me around the entire map, right?
Don't be a mejo, don't be.
Hey, squishy, squishy, squishy!
I'm talking after, I'm talking after squishy dogs.
Okay, I'm gonna keep it a body.
I know I know fuck all like I just walked up and found the shit middle little map little map
Wait, stop stop where exactly was the body before everybody starts yet next to Natalie just outside of okay, okay?
Okay, I'm not kidding. They she's doing absolutely nothing besides following me bro
He's dead ass. He's dead ass doing nothing. There were fall there were fall. I'm left. I didn't want my soul
He's doing nothing. He's doing nothing. So I think he's the second imposter if he's not the first
Sorry, sorry, not now, not now, Admin, Admin, Admin, bro.
My turn, my turn.
I was paying attention to the door sign.
No.
Bro, I was paying attention to the door sign.
Wait, stop.
Oh, my god, bro.
It's paying attention to the door sign.
Do the top squat.
He's a liar.
I have a couple of questions.
What did he talk to?
He's a liar.
He invented.
They should've invented.
Guys, stop, guys, stop, guys, stop, stop.
Yo, I don't know what's going on.
Lacey, Lacey, we're at the end of the round.
I'm tired.
What?
Oh, wait, no, no, sorry.
Lacey, before you started chasing me around the map, where were you?
Yeah, I killed somebody in navigation.
What?
Why do I feel like it's a telemetry?
I'm just scared of it.
Oh, my God.
No, Lacey was in storage.
Lacey was in storage.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Lacey, Lacey, kill Tessie, please.
Please.
Come on.
It's Rod.
We are definitely going to lose this game because of that.
Yes, we are.
Oh, I feel like there's still two posters.
I
Know said it was the input was one of the impossible
You're not mudded jinx
I'm better Jason right now
Y'all this isn't fun bro, this action!
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Where's Jaycee? I'm gonna kill him.
Uh, Lacy.
Lacy, your mic was on for that.
Alright, um...
April Fool's!
I feel like it's my moral obligation to just call a meeting.
On Lacy there.
You can't just do that.
We have like nine imposters in this lobby.
I'm just gonna go where the group is, so I don't get killed.
It's fucking tubs.
Wait?
What the fuck?
Wait, okay!
Wait, wait!
Well, we just passed, Jinxy.
That's what I'm saying, so it can't be any of us.
It's either Squishy or Lezzy.
It can't be Ron, and it can't be...
Dezzy vented.
...was within my bag with me.
Dezzy vented.
Dezzy vented.
Dezzy vented.
I'm actually gonna lose!
What is it?
Is it a squishy or a loss?
What?
It's a Dessie.
It's actually Dessie.
Loach just won't run.
Dessie.
It's over bro.
I think it's squishy.
I finished my fast.
My last fast was alright.
It's squishy or a loss.
Well maybe it's over for it.
I see.
Almost pushy them down. Yeah, I guess he's the mother kill desi. I won't report you
I promise you I'll report you just get him away from me. I'm dead serious
I don't care. Just kill him. Who voted me twice
Which are this
We know that we actually
Check who's the other imposter besides you guys can take off me. I'm dead
Check who's the other imposter? Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
It's close in Senna?
Wait, we actually got Senna right?
Wait, it...
What's the chat? It's...
Wait, we got Senna right?
Joe voted Senna out?
Correct me without her telling you anything.
Fine, the trailer's actually a fucking chad.
Alright, it's either Lacey or Lose. I'm leaning towards Lacey though.
I think it's Lacey because...
Shut up. I'm ending the game.
I called the meeting, I called the meeting, I called the meeting.
Get me out of here.
So, here's the issue.
It's not Joe, okay? It's not me.
I don't think it's Robert Desch, he's getting better at him.
I'm clearing, I'm clearing.
It's Lacey!
We're all together.
I was in Meg Bay with you last night.
I think it's Lacey.
And Lacey can't kill any of us because we're all together.
It's Lose.
I think it's Lacey.
Why do you say it's Lacey?
I think it's Jason.
Lose just cut my head off.
He's a Lacey.
I'm going to Jason.
I'm going to Jason, bro.
He just said, Jason, I'm going to Jason.
He literally killed me.
He said, I'm voting Jason.
literally what happened to me?
100%!
I said Jason!
I killed!
When Jason reported the body, could he have self-afforded it?
Oh yeah, I mean, I also think it's not you or Jason.
Yo, whoever's murdering people!
Whoever's murdering people!
I think it's me!
Just kill Desi!
I'm telling you, it's lost!
Oh my god, kill Desi!
Whoever's the fucking murderer, you're a free kill!
It's wrong!
You have a free kill!
I'm done my task, just kill fucking Desi!
How am I staying with Ron?
Is that Joe and Teddy's following him at?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I need to do my task, bro.
So bro, Joe actually got Sinna out and she didn't even kill anybody.
That is fucking insane.
He did the same shit to me.
Sinna's got me pissed.
Bro, that's actually insane.
Well Joe didn't give me out but he said it was me.
God, this has been funny as fuck.
Aside from like the screaming shit that always happens.
okay let me talk let me talk on my soul it's deshi my soul how would that be
possible I gave it over a lot you're such a fucking game over bro
you are so fucking bad like I'm not even gonna this is a hundred percent wrong
bro you are so fucking bad
Why did you do that?
What do you mean shut up?
Shut the games over, Volos!
Stop being a fucking philosopher!
End the game!
You're not a philosopher here!
Here's the thing, is,
Jeshe's been with Ron the whole game and all of a sudden he dies the last round?
Lacey, you're looking at me!
Lacey, you're looking!
Lacey! Lacey!
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Lacey, you are looking at me!
Oh my god!
All right, bro Jason Jason we know it's not us cuz me and you are outside of the area
And it's shut the fuck up
Honestly, it's lazy because how much you keep talking bro, okay, but Joe, I think it's Jason
Wow
I
James's body I think Jason killed himself
Jason and Ron this whole time
Jason
Stop
Did we let Loz win?
Did we let Loz win?
Loz won. Unless...
Unless Loz sells.
Unless Loz sells.
Unless Loz fucks this up.
All he has to do is call O2 and get a kill.
And Loz will be the only imposter to actually win tonight.
Which is actually cinematic.
All Loz has to do is call O2 and kill.
What is Loz doing? What is Loz doing?
What is Loz doing?
All Loz... Oh my god he did it.
Loz go kill it.
Most, go kill! Most, go!
Please tell me who knows where O2 is.
All those guys who used to kill, and he wins.
The other day wins.
Oh my god, he ran away. What is lo-
Jason, get out of there.
Most won.
Oh my god, most won.
YOU GUYS!
JOH! FUCK YOU!
I'M NOT A LOCIFER!
YES!
I'M NOT A LOCIFER!
JOH! YOU'RE NOT A LOCIFER!
JOH! YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING REFIRE YOUR CAREER!
YES!
You can't do that!
Ron, I didn't vote for you.
I don't care what I told you!
I told you I was my boss!
I didn't even hide!
No, you're in no degree!
No shit!
No shit!
Ron, let me explain something.
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
I'm not gonna die. That's the perfect way to end up!
There's a mongous lot of my train of thought.
No!
Most friends out of every one of you?
I'm a teacher.
Never never again
Yeah
Don't ever bite me fucking sketching Deji here
My teammate for no reason and I had to just solo that shit
Okay, then I got lucky side. Yeah, I had no alter motive. I was just falling busy
The reason the reason I I didn't vote Ron number one
The reason I was suspicious was because Ron kept repeatedly saying if you killed veggie, I won't rat on you
I jokingly said it's desi when he died and then Sam just kidding. It's fucking lose
No, you got lucky with my clothes
I'm gonna keep talking. I'm gonna keep talking. No
I'm gonna keep talking so when Ron reports the body and he says oh, it's veggie joking
Then he says it was I go, uh, maybe he's trying to cover furloughs and give us a win
Yo guys if excuse me once the joint he can just join the call
I text the next you see like hours if you want to join you can join the call
That was a lucky call by you, but I'm not gonna lie. That was good reads that was good at me
I was actually like fuck dude. That's suck
I thought it was Sinna because right at the end we're all debating out of nowhere Sinna just goes I'm voting Geji
So try to like toss out
To clarify I was dead-ass just trolling, but it was it was wrong reasoning, but right guess it was it was I don't know
Why Ron's mad at me when Lacey
I'm just like this is like how can you not tell Lacey's not true?
I don't see what I was looking for.
I only got one more and it's one more!
Why is X to Z?
I need an imposter, but not.
Final five!
Guys, one more!
One more, guys!
Wait!
Wait, X is the imposter?
I accidentally killed one.
We're really not getting one more.
There's no way.
If you're wrong, it's okay.
I understand.
I don't think that's what I'm saying.
Don't fuck yourself, Luna.
Luna, you fucking fuck, bitch.
What the fuck?
I had your back.
I had your back.
Play one more.
Cina, please, one more.
Cina, one more.
Cina, please, one more.
Cina, please, one more.
I'm good.
I leaked the code.
Cina, what did you play if it wasn't for me?
I
Bridge and jump off of it
Guys new code new code new lobby new map new map new map last game
Yo, what's good Felix it actually kind of it's kind of like cinematic that most is the only one to get away
I'm not gonna that's kind of cinematic
It's like, if you think about it, the number one mistake crewmates make, I think, and it's easy to say when you're in hindsight and you're already dead, but, bro, when people cross accuse each other, it's one or the other, but people always forget.
It's like, when people cross accuse, it has to be one or the other.
Like, it's just, but then it ends up happening, and then it's like, okay, then we just completely forget about it.
If you just remember who cross-accuses each other you can literally never lose. I'm not kidding
But no one ever remembers all right, we need you are not good at games
Before we start
Anybody when you guys hear my voice is it just give you permission to fucking over talk me every single fucking time
Can I go take a piss?
And I got my spot, not dead.
Daniel will drop me to the third 44.
Daniel dead, and his snake in the third 44.
You want to fuck it up with that, huh?
You want to fuck that up?
Daniel, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Not 44, the third 40!
So I shot him.
I'm gonna go piss.
I'm gonna go piss.
Give me 30 seconds, don't do it.
Everyone will laugh.
That's all play video games.
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
You know what Joey is doing, guys?
Right, fuck Muda.
Yo, Muda waits till someone starts talking and says,
I have a question, I have a question.
It's like, oh, shut up!
Oh my god.
And I have an imposter with brain cells.
I actually...
Shit, everybody lock it.
oh my god it's cinema guys we can keep it on we can do channel I have an
imposter with fucking brain cells what are the fucking odds bro literally I
I got to kill X. X is the only player with brain cells.
Sin us, sin us, sin us.
I really hope that person didn't see me.
I really hope that person didn't see me kill.
Thanks God.
Sin is dead!
No, just do it next, it's fine, it doesn't even matter.
So, in the beginning, I walk up, I do my key task on the spaceship door, walk down with
XQC and somebody else on lights.
It was me, you, Los.
Okay, it was me, you, and Los.
And then I dart right, Lacey's walking down, so I don't think it could have been him.
I walk over past that little weird antenna task and right by the rocket ship, Senna's
body was there.
OK, who did it?
I don't know.
What's it do with that information?
Are we sure that Ron, like Trolley,
knows you're fucking fat permanently?
I had no reaction.
Oh my goodness, puppy.
OK, that's insane, bro.
Where's the kill-off?
It was near labs, right?
It was on rocket.
OK, that had to be Jixi, probably.
And why?
I didn't see him at all.
The map I will say Jixi we're working so I was on
People that were moving too quickly around the map was Jason and Jixi and Jason was that rocket if you
use it again, so X can I just explain please?
On this map, I'm just I always just run around until something goes. Yeah
Yeah, I don't know any other stuff, but that's how you pull up the map and the top right of your I've never done that
Well, I've never put up the map once
This particular kill by the way, I don't I would just kind of give a soft clear
me Lacey
Jason
Bart but along any
I'm not even kidding the guy who reported the body
um literally said it it wasn't me I'm gonna get some alibis with like Joe I'm
gonna get some alibis with like Joe I swear to God he's cheating the guy who
reported the body didn't even say it was me wait X's chat isn't an emot only oh
well then he's just cheating that if his chat's not an emot only then yeah he's
just cheating. If his chat's not anymore only then yeah he's just cheating and read his
chat and then I'll just actually never play among us again if his chat's not anymore only.
But I mean I'm gonna assume his chat wasn't anymore only. I'm gonna stay with Joe and
because Joe and X have brain cells and I want to make it to like the long game.
Oh my god, I almost killed Byron Specter.
Is this channeling me or not?
No, Joe, Mr. Joe.
I called a meeting.
I didn't see the body because like nothing was happening for a while.
I finished all the tasks.
Yeah, it's been a while.
And honestly, I think I have a theory.
The last and last of it Los was.
Jinksy, but I don't think he's killed it this time though.
way X, um, but he's like, okay,
Jim Z did hover me most of that
round. Can I say this?
Yeah, true. True. True. Yeah.
Can I say this? I was with Joe and
X for the whole round, then Joe
broke off and X. I don't know if
you saw me, but I was with you the
entire round. No, no, you see some
all. You know, people who have
brain cells. So I don't get
yeah. Okay. At this point,
but all I can say, you just can
see, you just can say, oh, you
fuck them and ignore me. It's all
good. I think, I think Jason,
Muda and Digi are a little bit
odd. Okay.
I agree with that. I agree with
that. Second of all, quick
little defense, quick little
defense. I have a task that I
can do so I can move the total
I made tasks that I can do so that I can move the total task to complete it.
Laterally just skip and do your task.
Literally, that's all you have to do.
Just skip your task.
I'm gonna skip and then I'm gonna vote Jason and Gigi.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
X, X, X, X, X, can we, X, I won't pause.
X, can we pair up?
X, can we pair up?
And I do a task so you can see, go up.
So you can clear me.
Um, I, I'm Vanessa in 2019.
I don't do task checking anymore.
Sorry.
What the fuck?
I have a question, does the bar go up when someone does a task or no?
Ewww
Ewww
Ignore it
So, XQC is not any mode only
Uh, uh, what?
Why would you play among us not any mode only?
I'm actually gonna get heated in this bitch
Why would you play among us like not any mode only?
I don't understand
That doesn't make any fucking sense, bro.
Abby, come on!
Can we turn our fucking heads on?
Why would you ever play among us, not in mode?
You're not in mode only.
I know you probably have a boulder in your head,
But it's cuz I'm the fucking imposter you idiot
Okay, squishy a I reported it wait wait what all right
Yeah.
Moota found the body.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Please.
Squishy, squishy.
You saw the body, right?
You left it alone, right?
You saw the body before?
Or is that your first time?
No, no, I didn't.
First time seeing it.
I didn't see it.
Okay.
Now we saw me, you, and Jason, right?
Or no?
Jason wasn't, yeah.
Jason wasn't around there, yeah.
Okay.
So...
Wait, to be fair, X was touching...
All right.
Now let me just say to everyone in the lobby.
I found the body there.
Wait, find out where everybody's at.
Oh, I'm talking Mr. Alien. I'm talking
Listen, Swishy was maybe five steps away from a body, but he didn't report it. Jason was about 20 steps away from the body
I looked around didn't see anyone else. I reported the body. The body is where on the place wherever squishy squishy could come
I've been with Joe for the last two rounds.
I'm literally trying to do the thing top last like whenever the imposters set it off.
Keep in mind we also haven't voted anybody off so there are two imposters
Okay
I'm not believing I know who you're talking to.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I'm not believing I'm going to go to me because of that.
You see me?
Jason, I went walking around.
Listen, listen, listen, listen to me.
Listen to me.
It has to be Jason or especially because we're both near the bottom.
You would think you'll be good at this imposter shit, bro.
I have a, hey, I have a, anyone who wants to suck me down,
you know what I'm saying?
Yo, for the record, if anyone wants to suck me, I have a task.
I can pull out of my ass at any time.
I have one task remaining that can instantly clear me
Get your eye that's off my fucking spaceship bitch the fuck out
At this game bro sniff out the impossible
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Squishy, we have an opportunity to do something.
We have an opportunity to do something.
I'm not killing Joe.
That's my out-of-body, guys.
Think of this as like a crime documentary.
Joe's my out-of-body.
I need Joe.
I need Joe.
I need Joe.
I need Joe.
I need Joe.
I need Joe.
I need Joe.
I need Joe.
No, no, no, no, no, Squishy, bludgy.
Wait, I can kill, I can kill.
I can kill Lacy, maybe?
Lacy saw him.
Lacy saw him die.
I need to kill Lacy now.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Shut the door or something, Squishy.
Oh, no.
Okay, I, uh, okay.
Okay, Joe's dead.
Can I, please?
No, I pressed the button.
Shut up.
I pressed the button.
I pressed the button.
No, no, no, no.
I pressed the button.
I pressed the button.
Yo, we've been going by the school for 30 years.
Okay?
All right.
Muda, 30 seconds?
Lacey, 30 seconds, please.
Okay.
All right.
I pressed the button because the only person that was near that fucking body was Squishy
and Jason.
Now Joe is dead.
Where are you going?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Also, I'm not done.
30 seconds isn't up.
Yo, Ron, Deji, Lacey.
I can, I can clear myself with a task after this round is done.
Follow me.
I will clear myself with a task done.
Now you can talk.
Well, I'm going to accusing you.
I'm just saying so we can roll someone out so we can roll.
Okay.
Okay.
Joe split off, right?
I saw Muta at top rate reactor.
I saw Ron walk up.
Deshi's fear for the last kill, which means it had to have been J.C.
or squishy.
I agree.
It's because J.C.
has been deep riding.
I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. Listen. Listen. I agree. Can we start by voting off?
Jigsaw. Where was the body? Where did you do that?
I was wishing because he was near Jason on the kill zone. He was either one of them too.
Alright. So can I like talk please? Alright. Sure. Yes.
Oh, I didn't realize I was muted. Listen. Listen. Wait. Real quick. I was muted. I didn't realize I was muted.
Can I talk though, please?
Can I ask you one thing before you talk?
I'm gonna get you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ron Doe. But I wanna have time, please.
Okay, listen, I'll be quick. I'll be quick. So no, we could just do our tasks and the game's over if deshi
Just doesn't stop fucking follow me. He could do his
Reactor went off. Okay, the size of reactor went off. I ran down the seismic
Literally a body was stalled right in front of me. I ran to go to the board
All we have to do is double kill me when I think I'm not gonna lie
I suppose she sold but there's so brain dead that they didn't switch. You should not have killed there
This should not have killed there
No, I don't I don't think it's really not was going to pass that app
Why why I don't even think is why is he just accusing you over and over?
couple things
Okay, X was toss of Muda and Jason Jason's dad or we voted out we voted out Jason
So there is a chance Jason was an impostor there's a chance X
There's a chance X was right along and Jason and Muda were the apostles. No one's really dying
I
I don't know
Why don't we just do type of reactors where she, if we double kill we win.
Where is it, where is it?
Which one is it?
That's weird. I said it. No, it's not weird. It's weird. You're shit. Don't let him play.
You're shit.
Oh, who sold the game?
Kekwa, Kekwa, Kekwa.
Bro, it was so obvious it was Jigsie when his dumbass went, oh, I've never used the map before.
Yeah, exactly.
What?
I've never used the map before.
What?
I've never used the map.
Hey, you did clear yourself with me by hovering me the whole time, but then I walk over.
You two are the only people near me, I die, my body's not discovered, but it's reported, the other four people are all together, don't clear each other, and just go, hey, it's Squishy and Jixie, Lacey does, you guys vote for it, and then just give up the second time.
Can we do a thing, can we do a thing, please Jixie?
What?
Can we ban the yeas and nays emotes? I kid you not, can we ban them, please?
Yes.
I'll play me one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, go back to the channel.
Go back to the channel.
Yo, so, I made emoticons.
Oh, one more?
Yo.
You're a tough Miro.
You're a tough Miro.
God, no.
I mean, if you guys don't want to play, that's fine, but I'm just happy.
I'm not allowed to play again if it's actually playing.
Yeah, I feel like we were playing for real that time.
It's a little awkward.
I'm just going to stop telling everybody.
I am.
I am.
Also, by the way, but wait a second, huh?
Just as a rule of the future.
I was screaming that it was you.
You're the main thing you don't talk about.
You're at least voted out of that.
No, it's not because I know how much it open it
Quiet
I guess. Alright, thank you guys.
Alright, GG's guys, GG's guys.
Hey, there's only been one team of Flamas and Pasta with them, it's me and Squishy.
As soon as I saw Squishy as my teammate, I'm like, thank god.
Bro, the kill was so unnecessary that it almost blocked us.
The kill was a better one, it almost blocked us, we did not even need that.
I don't even need that, bro.
When XQC accused Jason and Muda,
I knew we were in a good spot.
Chat cases, yo guys, chat.
I don't need cases though, I'm tired, like I'm tired.
No, but seriously, I'm retired from cases for now.
I don't know about the future,
but I got a carambit now for that, I'm done.
Now listen, bro, another amazing stream, chat Thursday,
which is tomorrow.
chat tomorrow, 20 women in VR chat versus me and Muda.
Peek, chat piece the fuck out,
have a beautiful fan tab at this night,
22 in VR chat tomorrow at 8 p.m. with a double day after.
See y'all boys tomorrow, bro.
Love y'all boys, have a blessed day.
Shout out to everybody in the YouTube,
shout out to everybody in the Twitch.
Absolutely love y'all boys.