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I will not lie, but if you ask where I'm staying tonight, I gotta be like, all right, no, baby,
you got me all wrong, baby, my baby's already got all my love, so, no, no, honey, I'm good,
I can have nothing but a private share
Now I got somebody at home and in first day
I might not leave alone
No honey, I'm good
I can have another but a private share
Now I gota think you're new
To another I will stay
True
I bet her man, let me have it
Drinking from that unholy grail
Hold up the aga floor, she's got me
And you got that ass, but I can't leave
I know you like all baby, nah baby
You got me all wrong baby, my baby's already got all of my love
So now and all, I'm good, I could have another better probably shit or not.
I got somebody else.
Such a good day, Sinecha!
I leave alone.
Such a good day!
Good, I could have another better probably shit or not.
I got a figure of those who would never outstay true.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
20 minutes early chat as y'all know in the title 8pm EST 20 versus 2 in VR chat first one ever
You said your last dream is yesterday. Yeah, bro April fools bro get prank bro guys on April 1st. You always have to be on your toes, bro.
chat banger song right here bro chat literally like bet like like bro lock in
okay literally bro a lock in okay this is a banger song
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Rofl the gator set it all up, bro. He got 20 people. It's gonna be peak. It's gonna be peak, bro
now chat what game should we play are you gonna stream it Vixy revive rec room
I never played that game before bro I never played it again before chat what
game should we play chat what's we gonna do wait doesn't FIFA have like insane
packs right now doesn't FIFA have like insane packs like I'm pretty sure FIFA
has crazy ass back Gucci what is this tweet what is this tweet Gucci whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa messy Ronaldo in Bopay and Vinicius Junior star in a Lego
commercial. Messi and Ronaldo are in a commercial together? I never thought I
would see it today. Wouldn't it work being that one World Cup thing?
Bro I'm not gonna lie to you bro. Messi is the goat but bro Ronaldo like
mobs chat. I better keep it a buck bro. Look at the chin structure but it's
This guy involves, bro, but Messi's still a goat.
That's Vinicius.
That's Vinicius.
So, three Real Madrid players, FIFA, I'm just saying, bro, I'm noticing an agenda.
Three Real Madrid players, FIFA, it's all I'm saying, I'm noticing a agenda, bro.
I'm seeing it, bro! Three re-amagrant players are y'all dead ass!
Holy Aura!
What the fuck?
Oh, I get it. It's like who's gonna win the World Cup?
Unbiasedly, bro. Probably France.
France.
Who is that?
Who is that?
Very interesting my friend.
So, Lego got in a commercial with Messi and Ronaldo around.
What are the odds?
Bro, had Messi and Ronaldo ever did a commercial?
I'm pretty sure the last one was the World Cup 2014.
Chat, Messi and Ronaldo.
Wait, no, what?
With Samsung?
Now, Jack, I'm pretty sure FIFA has insane packs.
I'm pretty sure FIFA has insane packs
that I was playing Ultimate Team this morning.
And this is what I'm talking about.
Brother, brother, brother.
Champions League packs, bro.
Okay, we have to do packs tomorrow.
Available in 20 hours.
Let's guess the player. Let's guess the player cam icon. That's a vain
95 left-wing icon. That's Ronaldinho
94 center back Spain icon
Who is Spain gonna be who is Spain gonna be Sergio Ramos
Sergio Ramos, who is Spain gonna be bro?
Oh Carlos Puyo, you're right Chad.
Carlos Puyo.
Okay, so Cam is gonna be the Zidane.
We have to do these packs tomorrow, Chad.
Cam is gonna be the Zidane.
Left wing, you already know that's Dino, Chad.
Look at the hair, that is Dino.
Center back is Carlos Puyo.
We have to rip these packs tomorrow, Chad.
Don't let me forget.
In 20 hours, we are going to,
we're going to do our biggest FIFA pack opening ever tomorrow.
20 hours, bro, these are fucking insane.
But we can actually get some crazy shit.
That's a day and it's going to be like 10 mil.
That Dino's going to be like 10 mil, maybe more.
I'm not even kidding.
What games should we play chat?
Rocket League, R6,
chess,
Like, like, Apex? Like, what game should we play, bro?
Because Jack, we got four hours.
We can play every game, bro.
Somebody said 8 Ball Pool.
Ooh, Content King, I gotta beat that game.
I don't know if I ever will, no.
E-date, bro, it's at 8 p.m., bro, it's at 8 p.m.
It's at 8 p.m., bro.
On my 18th birthday, we got matching.
Alright, let's start off with some chess, Chad.
We're gonna start off with some chess.
We're gonna play like every game today, bro.
Thirteen days streak.
I'm such a grinder, bro.
Thirteen days of chess in a row.
Oh, my God, I also forgot.
April 10th, Chad, this is 100% locked in.
Or, like, call it 99% locked in.
Chess.com wants to sponsor a $100,000 Streamer Chess Tournament, bro.
Let me say that again.
Chess.com wants to sponsor a $100,000 Streamer Tournament on April 10th, bro.
That is literally the day before I go to England.
Is that not insane?
It's gotta be cinema.
Chess, that's April 10th, bro.
April 10th, okay?
It's gonna be crazy.
only rules is the streamer cannot be good at chess. So it's just people who are
bad at chess like me. But yeah, we'll see bro. We'll see what happens. Yes, that's
April 10th. It's not 100% but 90% bro. $100,000 chess tournament April 10th.
On my 18th birthday, we got matching chattos. Alright guys, focus. We are
currently 405 elo chat. Everybody focus, bro. 405 elo. We're on the grind to
We're all the grinds of 5-0-E-Lo!
CLOCK IN, PAPY!
I hope I don't get stream sniped.
I hope I don't get stream sniped, bro.
We are all the grinds of 5-0-E-Lo!
Lock the hell in, bro!
Let's go!
On my 18th birthday, we got matching tattoos.
Okay, okay.
lock the hell in bro let's go on my 18 birthday we got matching tattoos okay
okay focus on the grind on the grind the fabric go artists guys from Nigeria I
believe
child I know my flag bro I know every flag bro I know every single flag bro
Ooh, weird opening. I've never seen that opening before. I've literally never seen that opening.
I've never seen that opening.
I should play a game where I try to gasp the flag just by looking out of it. I bet you I'll get all of them.
This knight protects this pawn just such a like great play, such a great play from me, bro. Seriously.
See, I'm not really threatened by this, this is just weird by him.
I don't really know what he's doing on the grind if I were to go lock in, lock the, like
absolutely lock the fuck in, bro.
Great pawn play for me, it moves his bishop back.
Now we could press his bishop here, I don't really know if this, no, but Levy tells me
to never move these pawns.
Levy just says it's bad to move these.
I don't think there's any point of pressing them.
We should probably develop.
I think that's what Levy would tell me to do.
Wait, this is, oh my God.
Is this a brilliant move?
Because, well, no, he could just move his pawn to protect,
but it's not only bad development.
Because if his queen takes take,
he's just gonna go like this,
or like, yeah, he's just gonna go like this right here.
interesting. Should I trade material here? If I trade material, I don't know what I should do.
Should I press it? I shouldn't trade. I should press it. You know what? Let's get, let's get mid
control. Let's, I don't want to trade. Let's get mid control. It's really important to get mid control.
Uh, like he said, chat. I think he just made like a brutal mistake, but I can't see it yet.
So chat, hypothetically speaking, right? I'm going to use all of my brain cells at once.
Hypothetically speaking,
The only thing that could take this bishop is that queen or the course, I guess.
I think we should do this and then castle. But my bishops aren't really protected. Ooh,
that's actually really bad by me. Yeah, now my bishops aren't protected.
Yeah, Levy would be disappointed at me there, chat. I think the optimal position would be
was here. I think Levy would slap me in my stupid face if I did that. This guy's very
scared. King of the castle, king of the castle. Now we're going to keep these here and then
develop over here. He's going to move his pawn up to pressure my bishop. Bro, my position
is way better than this guy's chat because look at how developed my pieces are. This
guy's very newbie. I can just tell this guy's newbie by how he's playing. Chat see how nothing
he has is developed. I think it's time to start getting this clean out. I think it's
time to get this queen out, take, take, bro, I might have a checkmate here in a
second, I'm not even kidding. So the first ever trade has been offered. Boom, boom,
That opens up this queen slot.
What I actually knew it doesn't.
This is another trade.
I think I'm just going to win because of my position, right?
Like look at how buried all of his shit is.
There's no way he wins.
All of his shit is just buried, chat.
Do you see this?
He has no development whatsoever.
Rook can't do anything.
Queen can't really do much.
This stuff can kind of develop.
This Rook can't do anything.
This horse is in a weird spot.
In another life, I would be your girl.
What are you gonna do?
I'm sticking, I'm sticking.
Troy with the heart red, damn, dead.
WTRI and the jet.
Troy, I fucking love you daddy.
Thank you so fucking much.
Wait chat, that's bad.
Did I hang my bishop?
Bro, I hung my bishop.
Bro, I don't even know.
Fuck!
Troy, thank you for the gift.
Troy, I fucking love you.
I love you, Troy.
I'm the fucking chat.
Troy, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate you, bro.
You did not have to do that.
Okay, chat.
Focus.
Cool, calm, collected.
Cool, calm, collected.
Cool, calm, collected.
Right?
Cool, calm, collected, bro.
His bishop needs to move.
He has no other option.
His bishop can go here and die, here and die, here and die.
Guys, I think I just did a brilliant.
I'm not even kidding, Levy would be so proud of me.
He chooses to trade material.
Well, Chad, now that I'm thinking, let me think,
let me explain my thought process,
and I think you'll be proud of me.
I could take his bishop here,
but I already know his bishop's trapped anyways, right?
So that, oh no, I almost just lost my queen completely there.
I almost lost my queen completely.
Bro, I didn't even chat, do y'all see what I'm saying?
I almost moved my pawn, oh my god.
His horse needs to move, remember chat,
his knight needs to move, it will die to the queen.
It can go here, here, here, here, here, here.
So chat, look at it like this, right?
His horse can go here and die, here it's safe,
Doesn't move it's dead.
Here it's safe.
He just blundered.
He just blundered.
Ha ha ha!
Yes!
You resigned now.
Should I see fucking blund-
Oh my god, I gotta head into focus.
Time's running out for both of us.
I'm only up three material.
I think we're winning though.
I think we're in the lead.
This guy refuses to move his bonds chat.
He's used one pawn this entire game.
What a psycho.
I'm not even gonna lie to you.
That is the best thing he could have done.
controlling. What a great play from him because now I'm going to lose. Yeah, I have a choice.
I could either lose. Okay, this is good. But the thing is, my bishop just has to die no
matter what I do. Yeah, at least this way my knight's protected. I'm going to lose my bishop.
But then again, we should just be tied, right?
Oh, no, I'm in check. This guy's actually mogging the fuck out of me.
I'm glad everybody's laughing. I'm glad everybody's laughing, bro.
I'm glad everybody's laughing it up too.
Bro, I really want Levy to review this game
because like I feel like I was winning the whole game.
Middle game tactics are how most games are decided.
Let's review so you can come out ahead next time.
Vant Crew's opening is not very popular
because it doesn't battle for the center.
Vant Crew?
Your move grabs central space and helps your other pieces get active.
They've moved the same piece again. You permitted the opponent to attack the bishop with a pawn.
You left your attacked bishop hanging, giving your opponent free material, taking your vulnerable bishop.
This move gives you the opportunity to win their knight.
You captured a free knight. This is the only good move.
They've brought their peace into play while forcing your rook to retreat
We chat all I had to do was just retreat my rook
Well, no now my queen you allowed the opponent to win material through a fork
Your opponent set up a fork which will win material
They are threatening to force event roll. What could I have done though? Yeah, what could I have done? I?
Was pinned what could I have done?
move the rook where move the rook where though chat you allowed the opponent to force eventual
checkmate this force is an eventual checkmate sorry that one didn't go your way but it happens
I
Bro, I sold
Yo, what is the FPS chess what what the fuck is FPS chess chat what it is that bro
FPS chess on steam
Yeah, what is this bro, I'm gonna buy it I'm gonna buy it
Oh, it's free on Steam, it's free!
How is there a FPS chess game, bro?
Magnus Carlson would be fucking puking if he saw this.
Literally.
Magnus Carlson would be fucking puking if he saw this, bro.
That looks like slop, chat.
Looks like slop, slop.
Brother, Magnus would puke.
All right, one more game.
Whoa, why did that say elite division?
Holy development from the kid this guy's just mirroring me. What a cringe lord
This guy's doing everything that I'm doing what the fuck what is this shit bro stop be your own man, bro
This guy's doing everything that I'm doing, what the fuck bro?
All my troops are protected chat.
Besides this, no, no, it is this.
He's gonna go here.
I think I play better when I trade material.
But I still like trading a bishop for a knight, bro.
I don't like doing that.
I'm back in under 400.
Oh my God!
This is a good play.
This is what happens every time I just get pressed.
Yeah, now I've moved the same piece three times.
I got to stop moving my bishop early.
All that happens when you move your bishop early is you just get pressed by a pawn.
and then you're just moving the same piece
and you're not developing at all.
That's all that happens, bro.
It's like,
I'm gonna actually fucking freak out in a second.
$100,000 tournament in eight days on chess, bro.
And I'm playing like this, bro.
Yeah, my knight has to die here.
I mean, it doesn't matter because I get his bishop.
Holy development from this guy, bro. Jesus.
All my shit. Everything I have is protected. You can't.
So we're winning right because I got his Bishop and he got my Knight right I'm winning by like 5%
but my Kings not as protected.
You're chat you want to do another thing about Chats bro can I get a re-tweet I feel like
it's just I feel like it's really hard to get your Rooks and Balls bro until the end
of the game I feel like they just can't move bro I think Chats could have designed the
board better because your rooks really just can't move. You know what I mean, chat? I
can't really ever get my rooks going. It's always just my knights. Wait, this is a pretty
nasty play because I don't care about his knight at all, literally. But like, if I were
to do this and he were to take, I could then take with my pawn. Well, let's think. If I
was to do this, he could take with his horse and we would trade nights. If he doesn't do
that, he loses the game. So if he doesn't take, he loses the game because then he'll
be in a fork and he'll lose material. Well, not a fork, but he'll be in check. Okay. Now,
Is it better to move my bishop or my pawn?
That is the question.
If I move my pawn, my bishop's kind of blocked, bro.
But if I move my bishop, now my pawn protects my bishop.
Okay?
I wasn't really thinking about that that well.
I have to move my bishop again now because I fucked up.
might be good to do this here and then maybe we can get him in check later on in the game.
It's not a bad play, not a bad shout. Oh, this is a fucking barn burner chat.
Okay, focus, concentrate. He's probably, yeah, this guy's really pressing my
bishop here. This is getting interesting now. Which means I think, yeah I think he
did it. He successfully killed my bishop because there's not a single way my
bishop gets out of this. This is good because I can trade. If I do this I could
trade. Why is he most texting me at 4? If I do this I could trade. I think that's
the best possible play there. Now this pawn is actually protected by the queen.
Do I want to get the queen involved? Yeah, I guess.
Wait, I actually might have just found a nasty player. I'm not even kidding.
Bro, if he takes, he loses the game. Because chat, look, if he takes, right, take, check.
What am I even saying, bro? I'm not Magnus, dude. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing
on this fucking shit, bro. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, because the rook would
just take and I would just lose material because my queen would be dead. Chad, what
am I even saying, bro? What am I saying? I would just lose my queen.
All right, now here's the question when you ask, is it better to take with this pawn?
Because my rook could have a little bit more wiggle room, or it's better to take to this
pawn.
My queen has a little bit more wiggle room, not this, because then I can do this, then
I can do that, and then we're threatening the bishop.
But we're not really threatening the bishop because it's protected.
Bro, it's so hard to not make mistakes in chess when there's so much pieces and so much
directions things can go and it's so cluttered.
Like there's just so much to analyze right now.
But I think all my shit's protected.
This is like a fortress here.
This is my favorite thing to do in chess is like having a bishop with two pawns behind
it.
It's so broken.
Like the bishop can't die.
This is blocked.
This is blocked.
I think Levy would tell me to like try to get my middle pawns up maybe to like develop or something.
I don't really know.
Levy's always just saying develop, develop, but I don't know where to go, Levy, I'm trapped!
Um...
He's threatening my rook.
Very interesting.
And honestly, I think he's gonna get my rook no matter what I do.
I could move it, actually. I could move my rook.
I found a play. I found a way to win. Here, here. Wait, here, here. And then he panics
moves his rook. Then like here, I could get so much material. And then this is threatened.
Bro, I could have the most valuable queen ever in a second chat.
I'm not even kidding.
You guys see the vision though?
Here, here, he panics, whatever, like here, here, maybe here, I don't know, my queen
could go on a killing spree.
Not a bad shout chat, not a bad shout.
I think that's a pretty good play.
Well, that just fucked up the entire...
Wait, he just blundered.
I wanna make sure that this guy's not literally an infant,
but I'm pretty sure he just gave me a free bishop.
Yep, he's an infant.
Let's go!
All the way...
He might try to infiltrate.
This queen right here protects this and this
So if he goes here, the Queen's got it here, the Queen's got it
Well, this is already protected by the Rook, but you get the point
This is such a good pawn because now his Queen's threatened
He's gonna move his Queen let me think what's he gonna do he's gonna retreat
He's gonna retreat his Queen either here or oh is he like stupid?
This guy like actually fucking dumb
Actually, it's not a bad play. I can't really get to that queen.
This is protected. This is protected. This is protected.
Wait a damn minute. If I do this, though, I'm kind of a bandit.
I don't mean to do that. I'm a select. I'm a select. I'm a select. I'm a select.
going all in here. He's trying to win all in. Threatened. He has to move his rook
again. Oh no, I just lost. If he moves his rook here, I can't really risk trading.
I'm already up three material. I'll be up two. Yeah, I'm gonna lose because of a
misclick and I'm literally gonna burn this PC to the fucking floor! Yeah, I'm gonna
lose this for sure. This is a good play. Hold up, let me focus. What would Madness
do? This is a good play because now my Rooks actually... Look, if he takes with his
Queen, bro, this part of the map is so jumbled. But I think this is good because
Take, take, take, take, take, it's all about getting the last laugh here with the Queens.
This could be interesting too.
I think moving that rook there was the best play I could have did or done, I think.
I think so because protected, protected, protected, protected, protected, protected, protected,
Protected protected. That's the big one
Wait, he just sold I think no he didn't he didn't he's trying to bait me into doing this chat
That's what he wants me to do because then he'll actually win
As long as we just don't completely explode. I think we win pause
That pond literally is threatening nothing.
Now, what I could do is I could do this.
Because boom, boom, boom.
I get the last laugh because now I have two rucks and he has one.
Oh, no.
That's really bad.
I think I made the best play and just escaped.
Now I can do this and threaten this rook.
Wait a minute.
This could be pretty nasty too.
Okay.
Okay, let's thank your voice.
He's threatening my rook as we speak currently.
Is there a way that I could put him in check and just make all of our problems go away or no, there's not?
Yeah, I think we're going to lose this voice.
I don't think there's any way out of this.
Now he takes.
I'm just trying to like, keep this lead.
Oh no, this is going to be an intense game.
I'd love where my bishop is though.
I think I could get Frisky with this.
I think I should just, once he takes my, he's going to take my rook.
If it doesn't take my rook, he deserves to lose.
I think once he does this, I should just immediately sack this rook and just go in offensively.
I forgot that that was going to happen.
I think we're fine though. I think we're fine. That's the beauty of landing up the Rooks.
Wait, no, we won that exchange. We're plus two, and now I can start threatening this guy's Rook.
Like actually threatening it too.
This is gonna be my next play chat. Yeah, that's a terrible queen. This is gonna be my next play
Boom has to move here
What is he doing? Oh, he's gonna check me
He's gonna try to solo queue his queen down there, I think
Wait, what happened did I lose my brook? What happened to my brook?
I'm trying to set up a way where I could like literally checkmate this guy.
Oh no, he's gonna try to convert to another queen, huh?
Wait chat, hold on, hear me out.
I feel like it should not have taken right there.
We're literally in a dead tie.
Check.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna fucking win this because I'm better at end game.
This is actually so intense.
Check again.
Now I should win this pawn race, I believe.
Check again.
I want to isolate this pawn so I can take it and then just go.
Check again.
problem. That pawn right there is a fucking problem. Actually, I think we just lose. Yeah,
that pawn's gonna make us lose, isn't it? Chat, I think we lost, guys. Yeah, he's gonna have
two queens right now. I don't know what I could have did there either, bro. I seriously don't know,
Oh man, I'm so dead, it's insane.
Can I maybe convert this?
If this is here, this queen protects this pawn.
Can I maybe convert this?
Cause it's not like he can take.
I could win this, bro.
This is kind of winnable.
Magnus would win here.
As long as this queen and this pawn
You deserve negative elo. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You're so fucking stupid it's crazy. Idiot.
You are not smart. Ella may move your fucking queen. Yeah, I should have just took his pawn
because that was the only threat. That was the only threat chat. Check review and skip
to the end. This one came down. This is the most popular starting move in chess. They
castled Kingside, placing their king in a safer spot away from the center. How the fuck
did I lose? Like both these games are pretty good. Advanced in this pawn creates opportunities
for you to target their king's position.
Your best move was to attack the bishop with a pawn.
Really?
Really?
I thought about doing that, but like, Levy tells me to not move those pawns, but I guess
in that scenario, I win material.
Now you have a backward pawn.
What the fuck is a backward pawn?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck is that?
What the fuck
A backward pawn in chess is a structural weakness defined as a pawn behind its adjacent pawns that cannot safely advance
in lack support from other pawns
I see oh
Yeah
The bishop is left hanging letting you grab it immediately.
I did that right.
You captured that position.
How did I lose out of this position?
How the fuck?
You won a pawn for free.
Plus four, how do I lose this?
Plus four and I'm up on time.
How do I choke?
They missed a chance to capture a free pawn.
How?
Because wouldn't I just take?
Nice.
Definitely the right move.
Thanks, baby.
Taking some extra thinking time paid off.
You found the only good move.
Thanks, baby.
This move will cost you a bishop.
Wow, what?
This is the only move that works.
You spot a long-range capture and claim the pawn.
You made a passed pawn.
Look at the eval bar, I'm plus two but I'm still 50-50 I guess because of the position.
The game was fairly balanced, but now your opponent's position has worsened.
Wait how?
Because isn't he about to get a queen?
How is his position bad?
Isn't he about to get a queen?
You missed the only move in a critical position.
Oh my god, I'm actually going to kill myself in GTA.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
All I had to do was just keep checking him.
I would have bought a pond and then converted.
Two games two leads two losses Wow
Two games two early leads two losses, and I'm all ready. Oh
I lost 400 below again
Let's get on Xbox bro
chat what game
Rocky Liga are six what game y'all
Rocket League or R6. Remember chat or apex or apex or apex. Rocket League, R6 or apex. I wouldn't mind playing apex solo and not being in sweaty lobbies for months.
Rocket League, R6 or apex. Run a fucking pole, bro. Chumduk FIFA tomorrow with the Pax guys. Trust me, I'm not messing those. Those are insane.
Apex, Rocket League or R-Sex, if I play Apex, I'll actually be able to play solo and not
have like a god squad where I get shit on.
Yo chat, vote in this poll, I'm actually curious.
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
What do y'all want me to play?
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Jinxie, I'm tight.
Hey, hey bro, I don't need to know about that bro.
I don't even know about your tightness.
Rockin League R6 or Apex the question to ask bro guys vote, vote, vote, vote in the
poll.
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VARO, Michael thank you to VARO, George thank you to VARO, Showtime thank you for the prime,
nights y'all made a new comedy night bro y'all made a new comedy night before we
get on Xbox dead ass dead ass met him with the five gifts hit a W met him in
the church metal goodbye give it up on bro
chat if you make me laugh you get $100 bro
I thought I saw chat what is good make me laugh get $100 bro remember if
somebody joins and bees weird bro just start yelling that way they can't even
get off what they say I'm ready to ban I'm ready to ban
Okay, bacon.
Wait, maybe make a new lobby.
Yeah, make a new lobby.
How about, how do you make a new lobby?
I'm gonna make a new room.
Bro, you guys got faked.
That's not of me.
Create room!
This is my room, bro.
What is that noise?
Who's breathing in my ear?
What is happening, bro?
What is going on?
What the fuck, bro?
What the fuck?
Oh, it was the intro.
Yo, new room, new room, new room, make me laugh, get $100.
Create a room, Jynxie.
Are y'all ready?
The name of the room is Jynxie in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Hey guys, welcome in man.
Make me laugh give 100 bucks bro.
Make me laugh give 100 bucks bro.
Make me laugh give 100 bucks bro.
Does anybody got a mic?
Yo make me laugh give 100 bucks bro.
So Jinchi.
Yo, make me laugh, get a hundred bucks, bro.
So, Genji.
What do you call a cool guy?
What?
Genji.
Thank you, bro.
Where does Darth Vader pay his sneakers?
The Darth Maul. We heard it the other day, bro.
Oh my god.
Yo, I gotta have another joke.
Yo, hello, Pixie.
I just subbed to you today, but I'll tell you a joke.
Okay, bro.
Make me laugh.
You have 100 bucks.
Where did Darth Maul get his shoes?
The joke is Darth Vader, and the answer was the Darth Maul.
The Earth Maul got his shoes from the Maul.
Hello, Jixi. Where does Darth Maul get his shoes from?
Guys, there's gotta be another joke!
Okay, have another one.
What Maul does Darth Vader shop at?
Yo, get him out. Just get him out.
Yo, Jixi. Yo, bro, make me laugh. You're 100 bucks, bro.
Why did the basketball, why did the basketball fall over?
Why did the what to the what?
Why did the basketball go?
Why did the bicycle?
Yo, Jingxi.
In my room, I moved in with my roommate this year as today, he thought the house was haunted.
I said, I lived here for 150 years and I'm not saying anything haunted.
Oh, because you're the ghost?
Yeah, bro.
if you know it's gonna be a big fan, bro, I'll bring it to that guy.
Yo, Giddity.
I don't go by Giddity, bro.
Try again, please.
Hello?
Yo, I don't go by Giddity, bro.
Try again, please.
Okay, I walked by a homeless guy at the age of cheating his dog, and I thought, well,
That guy's worried about the wrong roof.
Hey, Jane Seeking.
Yo, scientists, I see you got the most build
of a funny character.
Yeah, I got a question for you.
What is long and green and smells like bacon?
I don't know.
Cram it in frog's fingers.
Bacon?
Why bacon?
Hey, Jane Seeking.
Yo, what are you wearing, bro?
I don't know.
Uh, make me laugh, dude. 100 bucks, bro.
OK.
What did the O say to the other O?
O?
No.
What did he say?
What did the O say to the other O?
What did he say?
O, high O.
I'm not gonna lie, he was bowled like Mootah's nose.
Yo, Jay Diddy?
Uh, it's not Jay Diddy. You could try that again, bro, or you can get off the stage.
It's Jinxie, bro.
No, I'm sorry. Jinxie's Jinxie.
Yeah, not Jay Diddy. What's your joke, bro?
Sorry, son.
Um, if you have to have sex with two people, with the combined JF-30s, whatever you bitch.
Bro, what? No, no!
Uh!
Top of 15 and 15.
Oh my God!
What's the difference between a microwave and a 3-year-old child?
What?
A microwave doesn't scream when I put my me inside of it.
Okay, just ban him.
Maz permanently banned him on every platform, please.
What did that monkey do for him?
Guys, it's Darth Vader and it's the Darth Maul.
We gotta have a new joke, bro.
He got that from the Maul.
Yeah, this guy's dead.
Hi, Trini!
Yo, what's up, bro?
I have a joke. I know bro. Make me laugh get a hundred bucks, bro
Okay, why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they're in the corner they open a store
Banning to see the band him again. Why is everyone stealing my jokes shag? Hey shag. How you doing, bro? You've been good, bro
Yeah
What's the joke?
Well, you're on the stage. So it's your joke, Shag.
With what? Oh, Jinxie, I bought sneakers from the joke. Look.
Those are flip-flops, Shag. I see them on your character. No, I'm showing them in front of my monitor.
Shag, I can't. Do you see them? I can't see your mom. I can't. I bought them just the other day.
And I thought of the joke that I never used to know.
Yeah, I know.
But Jack, I can't see in your room, bro.
I don't know where you are.
Do you see it?
No, Jack!
Get off the stage!
What is Darth Maul going to get his shoes?
Yeah, just get him out and get him out.
Yeah, speed.
You know, I'm on New York, New York.
You know, I made a website for orphans and it doesn't have a homepage.
I got a new one. Why is Santa
Sat so big? Why? Because you only come once a year.
So far, nobody has one yet, guys. I'm locked into today. I'm not laughing. You got to earn it, bro. I'm not giving out laughs, bro.
Insecure. Go, go, go.
What's up, man?
Yo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Why?
Because they can't find home.
Yo, drinksy.
Yo, Meganite, what's up, bro?
What did the ocean say to the sun?
the ocean set aside. What? Nothing, just keep moving.
Bro, you have peace. I need-
Yo, Jynxie, Jynxie. Yo, yo.
Alright, I got a joke for you, man.
Alright, alright, go.
How does a black girl tell if she's pregnant?
Just in-
Yo, what I just want to say, guys,
No, be racist racist miss a crime in front of the black people
Yo guys, let me be safe. I just want to give a shout out to shaka holly for the joke. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yo guys
Get a shoot run. You know where you got this house. We know
Guys if you don't get in the stage, bro, you're gonna get banned bro. All right, we got to get in the stage, bro
And if now we got to get new people in man
I love you. Okay. I'm sorry. Okay. Here. Let me tell you real joke. Don't try my toy.
All right. Go. What is your real job?
The team might have a joke for me for the crowd.
Yeah. No, Shaq Shaq don't.
How you doing?
What's up bro?
Bro, your mic is quiet. I can't hear you. Mic is quiet. Mic is quiet.
You can hear me?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I don't know.
Yes.
I got you.
So I said, I tried to play 2K with Kobe,
but the game crashed.
Oh, god.
Look at the shoes I got.
Shag, I can't see in your room, bro.
I can't see your shoes, bro.
They make a cool sound too.
No
Shag I can't see your shoes buddy I can't see them
Oh, how do I send that to you?
I just send a picture I don't know Shag, I don't know bro
What's your email Shag Shag I'm not giving you my phone
frigging email bro like but I can show you a picture with the new shoes I got
the ball all right you know what you want to see you said you win bro
shag wins yeah a hundred bucks what what the new shoes no you want a hundred
bucks bro shag how do I even pay you do you have PayPal I yeah okay you could say
it now my paper yes but it's my email I don't want to send it for everyone to
see okay slow down check all right so what's
you're gonna do bro you're just gonna whisper hi-fives on twitch bro say your
twitch username so have as no slew she shit wait shit wait wait hi wait it's
wait shit what is your twist bro
uh hold on
CG
I
you
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Why?
To me yeah, I got it sags you we know you win check hundred bucks bro
a 100 yes you just won bro I can buy stuff okay yeah who's who's next who's
next who's next oh ne oh ne jake steve why can't I notice me 12 inches long why
I thought it would be a foot.
Yo, GenC, what do you call an insect that keeps calling your fiver?
A doker bee.
Pretty good.
Thank you, man.
Hey, that was pretty fun.
Hey, Mark, what's up?
Hello, hello, hello. Can you hear me?
One.
Yes, I can hear you.
Can I sit? Can I talk?
Yeah
Okay
Bro, I just I just tried to the Dutch. I want to be five in real life
Across the street without looking or hot. I yelled. He's one shot
There was no team just me and the paramedics
spectating
I
Know don't cheer Shag Shag
Mark wasn't good mark black. I don't mark. What was your joke? I
Can't hear you saying I
was just
Guys guys
us you have to look at this one Dixie okay I'm not I'm not cool wait what do
you call a Chinese billionaire billionaire what yeah
no no no no Dixie I have a bit of a static problem but if you're in the
I'm not even proud of Shag.
But that is g-g-grateful.
What?
Shag.
Yo, guys, slow down.
Shag, if you're in the crowd,
wait until you're in the stage, bro.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
Continue, Bigfoot.
Do me a go again.
Yup.
Yup.
Okay.
What do you call a Google, a website that is grateful?
What?
What's it to it?
DJ.
Make me laugh, Kim.
One hundred bucks.
GZG, okay, ready?
Why didn't sneakers also take a sneakers off?
why didn't sneakers take his sneakers off why didn't sneakers or toe take your
sneakers off why not because the name is
sneakers
patch what is up bro make me laugh give 100 bucks man can you hear me can you
hear me? Yeah. All right. So I love going to fast food restaurants. Don't you too? Yeah,
yeah. Like, you mean like McDonald's? Like, like, not like McDonald's, like more of a
painter, a special type of guy. So last time I went to a painter's house, I went with my
friend right we're driving up. Well I got this friend. He's great with
faces, especially white girl faces. But so we drive up, right? I order first.
Why god? His name's Kai. He's like, well hey guys, what do you guys want on your
parents' vessel? And I said to a little Chinese voice, I'm not gonna do it, but we're like,
Do you have the orange chicken with a side of white rice in your zone?
Getting a whole new lobby.
Why does it...
Oh, no.
Yo, Shag, what's up, bruh?
Yanksy, make me laugh when I hunt your dollars.
Shag?
No, this is my show, Shag.
That's not a hot joke.
Say a joke and maybe you'll win some money. Yo shag
Like this is my show, bro
What
You want yeah, just get about get about you're so jakesy this guy walks into a restaurant and see a sign that says
Burgers 150 sandwiches $2 and hand jobs for $10. So yes, the waitress are you the one who gives the hand jobs?
She is yes, of course. He goes a wash hands. So I want cheeseburger
Mark Mark Chad, you don't have to respond yo mark you have
Mark you have to mark you have to mark basically bro with your jokes
You have to have like good pacing mark you kind of you have like these long stories, bro
like mark you really got to get to it oh okay I got you I got you bro I checked
every angle and and still got killed by a guy who wasn't even playing he just
list there
make me laugh get a hundred dollars
check this out
mark you win you win bro
mark's fiaskins
relax fucking relax bro say your twitch username so how does it mess with you
alright my twitch username is
mark
underscore
way
by the sea
All right, and now the chat's gonna mention you now. How about I was gonna whisper you all right, bro two winners tonight?
Shag is literally fucking hilarious, bro. I don't even know what to say
Shag is literally hilarious two winners tonight chat two winners two winners two winners
chat two winners two winners
Jack, two winners, two winners, now Jack, should we get it on Apex?
Content King?
Do more, we'll do more like tomorrow.
Jack, Content King?
I don't know what to do.
Should we do Content King or should we do Apex?
Because Apex won against R6 and RL.
20B2.
Hey, bro, it's at 8PM.
I'm rushing it.
Jack, content king or apex, run up the poll.
Only two winners today, chat.
Last time we had seven winners.
I thought I saw your face today.
Run up poll, content king or apex legends?
What do y'all want, bro?
Content king or apex legends?
vote, vote, chat, vote, chat, vote. No way, content king's winning? What? No way! Oh
my god, it's closed. Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote. Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote. Chat,
vote in the poll. I thought I... GTRP, bro. GTRP may be like soon, but not for the back.
You the twenty-two. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, dummy!
It's in the title! It's out of eight, bro.
It's out of eight, it's out of eight.
There.
Mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm.
C.S.? Mm.
Bro, but Chad, I'm not going to do cases today.
I mean, I could, but I don't really want to.
Chad, I want a Gamma Doppler, guys.
I want a gamadoppler, bro.
8 AM, you're so late.
Yo, King Chase, were you dropped on your head, bro?
8 PM, buddy.
8 PM, buddy.
Karambitopla, Karambitopla.
Oh my God, this poll is close as fuck.
This poll is so close.
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Jinx, are you excited for World Cup?
Yes, bro.
Oh, chat, that was the game I was gonna play.
Hi, guys, is there a game where you could guess flags?
guess I'm gonna show you how smart I am guess the country flag check yeah watch
this bro look at how smart I am check look at how smart I am bro all right I
know every every flash every flag bro
Uzbekistan. Fuck! Austria. Fuck! Chile. Rwanda, Rwanda! Fuck!
for real.
Put a shout of the immortal need, chat is cheating, chat is cheating bro, my on mark.
I'm not chatting, you mode it only, bro.
Cameroon.
What?
That looks like...
Does it like Cameroon?
Haiti, Haiti, Haiti, Haiti, I noticed.
F**k!
Netherlands.
Wait, but is Netherlands right on the top or right on the bottom?
I'm not a son of a lence.
What?
Bro, Indonesia is red and white, it's either Singapore or Malaysia, Malaysia.
Fuck!
Sierra Leone!
What?!
Bro!
Wait, is it?
Yo, I think it's this one, bro. I'm not even kidding. I think it's this one.
Is it Benin, though?
It's not Congo, it's not Zambia. It's either Benin or it's this one, which I'm not even gonna try to pronounce.
It actually was Zambia bro. Oh my god, okay, what about this is Cyprus
Bro what do you want from me bro? I don't fucking know
Why is this hard? It's not New Zealand. Maybe it's Somalia, bro
Wait, I know this one, I know this one, I've seen this one a million times.
It's not Qatar.
Qatar is like purple.
This is Qatar.
That right here is Qatar.
This is Qatar right there where my mouth is.
This one is Bahrain.
YEEEESSSSSSS.
CHEKYAH.
CHEKYAH.
This is where my grandma's from, chat.
Ghana. Cambodia. I know for a fact it's Cambodia. Yes, I'm so smart. I told y'all I'm smart.
It's either, it's not Turkey, it's not Cambodia.
It's either Kurdistan or Lebanon.
What the fuck?
Djibouti?
Djibouti?
Is that how you pronounce that?
Djibouti?
Oh my God, it was right.
It was actually right.
This is Sudan, this is Sudan, oh Cameroon, Cameroon, Cameroon, Cameroon, what?
10 out of 25. We got to try that one more time. Try that one more time. Tunisia.
not Morocco. It's not Liberia.
Camaro's.
What, bro? I've never even heard of San Mario. It's not,
it's not Denmark. It's not Bosnia. I know how Bosnia and
Denmark look. It's either Malta or San Mario. Yes.
Singapore. No. Wait, is this Laos? Laos or East Timor? Oh, it's either East Timor or
Laos. Oh, what is East Timor? It's Singapore. Big Oceanamandem, yeah? Okay, that's Germany.
That's Germany. What? There's a country called Marshall Islands, Solomon Islands, and Palu.
Martial Islands, bro.
Yes!
Ukraine.
Togo.
Yes!
Serbia.
Yes!
Oh no, oh no.
It's either Ireland or Ivory Coast.
Ireland.
Yes!
Djibouti, Djibouti, yes!
Argentina!
Botswana.
Yes!
I can't eat up!
Butts wanna...
Yes! I'm actually so good!
Lichtenstein...
Back!
That's not a flag!
What?!
That's two flags!
What?!
Bro, what?!
That's the United Kingdom...
Mixed with another flag!
What?
No way! That's not real! That's not real! That is not real!
What?! It's just another flag!
Ooh!
It's either Honduras or Nicaragua.
Honduras.
Shush.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Izer by John.
I know these ones. Lebanon. Egypt, Egypt, Egypt, Mosulah. Is this Russia or Slovenia?
No, this is Russia.
This is Russia, because it goes white, blue, red.
Yes.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh.
Oh, I don't know.
Yes.
St. Lucia or Belize?
I know Chile flag, I know Cuba flag.
St. Lucia or Belize, Belize?
Shazam!
There's a country called Chad!
That is sick, bro.
It might be Chad, bro.
Ooh, it could be Eswatini.
Fuck!
Portugal!
Bro, 18 out of 25, not bad!
Bro, Chad, 18 out of 25,
Can I get some Ws in here?
18 out of 25, bro.
That's not bad.
I was not guessing, bro.
Shut up.
I was not guessing, you fucking idiot, bro.
I was not guessing, bro.
I was not guessing.
Should we play one game of Fall Guys?
One game of Fall Guys?
Yes.
One game, bro.
Nobody stream snipe, please.
One game, one game, one game.
Bradley can divine gift it.
One game.
Bradley can divine gift it a little bit.
Dine.
the rock is still allowed every time iัะฐะผ forever soccer
ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever
let's go diamonds are forever don't get diamonds in the sky if you feel the vibe
the rock is still alive every time I ride forever ever ever ever short circuit
let's go lock in bro Chad if anybody knows the name of the song that I would
Just sitting bro. You have all knowledge
TTS
Should we do TTS?
Okay, I'll do TTS, but we need a cool down bro. Hi guys do like um
Right, so like when TTS is literally every second hi guys do like um
Hi boys, could you do like 40 seconds 40 second?
The rock is that a lot every time I run
Yeah.
So I'm going to keep you asked for a little bit, like maybe 30 minutes, 30 minutes maybe.
Check 20, 22 is in two hours, bro.
Get up there, you little shit.
It's a sign emoji, high voltage sign emoji, high voltage sign emoji, high voltage sign
emoji.
I voted sign emoji.
There it is, positivity today boys.
High voltage sign emoji.
High voltage sign emoji.
High voltage sign emoji.
High voltage sign emoji.
What is the point of typing?
What's with sending that message?
What is the point bro?
Are you a high?
High voltage sign.
Watch me win this game, watch me win this game.
Yo, watch me win this game, watch me win this game.
I'm gonna fall for sure. I'm gonna fall. I'm gonna fall.
Jake Bex, 1,960 cheered 100 bits. Do you still play Rocket League or are you done?
I played yesterday and the day before. I don't know what's wrong with people.
I played yesterday and the day before yesterday.
I don't know what, is everyone insane?
I played the last two days. I'm like a daily Rocket League player.
What are you saying? Alright Tuesday for the 2-1.
Like what? I played the last, I played a tournament two days ago.
And I played break yesterday.
What?
Let me read you some chat.
Let me read you some chat.
The rock is dead out of the rock every time I rhyme.
Bro, bro, why is Google Chrome so glitchy, bro?
Please.
Google Chrome, please, bro.
Please, baby.
New York's cheered 100 bits.
Hey, Jinx, see your face looks good today.
May I take a seat?
This is the shit that I'm talking about, bro.
You want to sit in my face, bro?
This is exactly the shit that I'm talking about, bro.
This is exactly the shit that I'm talking about, bro.
Bro, that's not a fart, Chad.
That's my chair.
Listen, that's my chair.
That's my chair.
That's my chair.
the rock is still alive every time I rhyme go to sleep bro it's five go to six
five what the fuck are you typing it's fucking daytime each 3d zero 200 bits
How tight is brek?
Bro like again, it's like you're just gonna get banned bro. You're just gonna get banned
You're not gonna be able to be in the streams, bro. It's not like you just gotta get banned
What are you typing bro legitimately? What are you doing?
your body my choice bro shut that shit up please please shut that shit up bro please
system underscore oh one cheered 100 bits jinx see don't be scared to get
some e kitty some kitty what are you talking about bro are you saying no
I'm not doing that no what no bro chat I don't care how many years I'm in the
planet bro I will never have he's sex bro
bro could he's got it off me all I missed the no way
no way no way there's no
I fucking hate this game
I'm off this game.
Can you say hi to Maxim and Leo.
Love from Lithuania.
Yo Max Leo what is good boys?
What is good?
What is good bro?
What is fucking good?
Why is Squirtle inviting me bro?
Bro.
Oh my God what does this little shit want?
Yeah, Jinxie.
What does this little guy want bro?
Yeah, Jinxie.
Squirtle, what do you want, bro? What do you want? What do you want, Squirtle?
So, when we were 1v1'ing in Rocket League, we made an agreement that we were supposed to 1v1.
I said maybe today, bro!
I said maybe, bro! I said maybe, bro! Shut up!
We have three hours until the end of the game. Bro, I'm going through four years.
You can't give me the time of day to stand up to your own word.
You're fat and I hope you always holy guilt trip great manipulation
You're getting good kid. No great, but real trip bro. Let's play. Let's play. I got you. I mean my words, bro
I forgot I got you
Squirtle you're like why do you want to play me bro like legitimately?
Don't embarrass you. Yeah, see he's a little sick fuck you hear him. Yeah, like he's smiling
But he said it too squirtle. Yeah, I know that you're better than me and won't be ones bro. You're 10
I'm not ten anymore in my heyday. I would have kicked your ass
In my heyday, I would have kicked your ass
True because we would go back to every time join join join join join join
Jack I'm only playing Squirtle today in one of you was broke because I'm a man about words
Can I warm up for ten seconds? Can I warm up please?
Yeah, you can what you can warm up for five hours. You're like what it beat me
Yeah, so I didn't ask for five hours. I said for tense. I said 10 seconds Squirtle
Just let me get a little bit warm so I can play you, bro.
Okay, I haven't played for you in like a day.
Hey, nice to see you winning Rockin' League yesterday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo Chat, I'm gonna put TTS back on.
I need to lock in for Skordal, but I'm gonna put it back on when I get on Apex, okay?
I'm gonna put on TTS when I get back on Apex.
The worst Apex player ever, yo.
I'm not the worst Apex player. I just played with people that were in high rank PC.
I seen your cat.
Shut up!
Can I talk? Can I talk?
Shut up!
What was this thing about?
Let me finish! Let me finish!
What's that?
Let me finish, please. Let me finish, please.
Bro, I'm not bad at Apex. I just played with people that were high ranks on PC.
So I really got bad matchmaking.
I'm gonna play Apex solo on console today, and if I get shit on there, yeah, then I'm quitting, then I'm quitting, bro.
Okay, okay, okay. But I have a question also. I've seen your chat talk about it. What does 2-21 mean? Did you go like 2-21?
Like, what's that? What's 2-21?
So, yeah, I mean, it's kind of one of those things where you have to sort of address it, right? And you have to break it down.
it down so did I technically on paper mathematically have two kills and 21 deaths yes was I getting
stream sniped by neon and died 70 times yes so it's like but nobody cares nobody cares
about the sniping part it's just two and 21 the guy was hiding in the boxes she's the
guy was hiding in boxes jumping out of doors and shooting me in the ass there's nothing
I got good at it Squirtle, nothing!
I have a question, why don't you invite me for a mongos when all those people are playing, am I not your friend?
Of course you're my friend bro, you want to be in the next mongos bro, you could be in the next mongos.
Yeah bro, I will...
Bro Squirtle, I don't like, like bro, I don't even like one of you bro, cause I just lose.
well you got to come in with that I'm gonna beat you when you know you're not
but like
bro but what type of person motivates their enemy bro who does that I just
want to play you I'm gonna destroy you bro I don't care anymore I'm actually going to literally destroy you bro
if you beat me I'll retire bro save a lot bro I don't want to bro and everything a lot he'll retire
if I beat you if I run everything I love bro a lot he's not even my religion but all right bro join
the game you join the game yeah but all right you want to play the seven you
want to play the seven what Matt yeah seven seven hey let's do a new map out
any organ too much okay let's do border bro no anything but boys you see but
boy no you want to play me play on my rules anything you're gonna play me on
border little guy listening oh no whoa no that's my if I beat this guy bro after
Years that's not fair. I don't care, bro. I don't give a crud
I'm tired of playing you on Oregon with your little bandit C4 strap bullshit play me on fucking border, bro
Hey, invite me to the game fat chubby
Squirtle, you know, I'm getting right squirtle, you know, I've been chubby chopster come on
the fuck did you just call me squirtle let me breeze through that bro you know
I've been training right for the sidemen charity match you know I'm skinning
right now right you know I love yeah you played really good in that first one
you play this kid fall see Foxy yeah I fell because I didn't train at all this
year I trained now I trained do you ever shut it bro do you ever put a sock in it
So little P. Okay. Yo, Chad this kid is a little squirt, bro
All right. All right. All right Chad listen between me and you guys. I'm just gonna be honest
Chad I on everything I love
This guy is the best 1v1er on Xbox right now right now on
Xbox
Mingo's on PlayStation stopping with the PC case with the PC squirtle is the best 1v1er on Xbox
If I win it's gonna be a miracle bro. I'm probably not gonna win, but I'm gonna try my best
The Rock is still alive every time
What are you ready to do you ready to do well we have a 1v1 tonight Haven before I
Don't even think I've done a 1v1 in a hit. I'm not too big for a 1v1
What ever cry baby
Uh, uh, uh, Squirtle, I'm not a crybaby, bro.
I'm a grown man, dude.
I'm not a crybaby, please.
Grown man, look at you.
You told your soul.
Let's go.
All right, Squirtle, good luck to you, my boy.
My boy.
Good luck to you, my boy.
I'm going to ban this.
I'm going to ban this.
No, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this.
We're done, OK?
I don't know.
What should I play?
Squirtle, whatever I'm going to say to you, bro, don't get nervous.
Because look, here's the thing, Squirtle, you have everything to lose.
I have nothing to lose.
Squirtle, everybody knows you're better than me, right?
So you have nothing to lose, bro.
The reason why you agreed to this, you literally said, or you wanted this,
is you said you wanted to embarrass me.
Squirtle, I could lose to a thousand times and nobody cares, bro,
because you're better than me, Squirtle, right?
But if I beat you, you'll never make it.
I'm not just better than you. I'm the best player in the world.
Yeah, I told my chat.
Well, alright, you're not the best player in the world, but you're the best 1v1er on Xbox.
You'll see soon.
You're the best 1v1er on Xbox.
You'll see soon. I am the best player in the world.
You're not the best. You don't know any pro strats.
You can't be the best 1v1er on Xbox.
You've never played me in a 5v5.
You've never played me in a 5v5.
But yeah, you are the best 1v1er on Xbox. I'll give you that.
Hey, when I can prove myself in a 5v5, I'll prove myself.
What?
What do you gotta know?
Hey, you can try to prove yourself in a 5v5, yeah.
When you get 18, what are you going to try to do, bro?
You're rolling a round of bombs.
I need to buy a PC first.
Insertion in five seconds.
Came from Jiktok, I'm disappointed in your stream.
What?
I just stopped bro.
Put me on my worst map.
Yeah, I put you on your worst map because you beat me every time we play.
Oh my god, I don't feel warm at all.
Oh no, hold up, I gotta move my moderate close.
the
the rock is going to laugh every time I run
the
I'm so excited
but Jack, I'm shooting exactly where I just got wall bang
Like im actually gonna freak all he crouched
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
Aww like you're so free
Like a-
Bro shut the fuck up!
What are your stats?
Your stats are always so bad
Hey bro, I solo queue everyday and get team killed
Shut the hell up!
Wait wait wait what do I do?
What is he playing? What is he playing? What is he playing?
Please this
HAH
Yeah, how are your stats only so bad you're a joke oh
Happy happy Wednesday to you too, bro. I mean
Try to be nice to me, bro. Yo chat this guy is so mean to me off stream
You should see how mean he is to me off stream
You're a fake loser.
This guy like, bullies me off.
Chad, I'm like the nicest guy ever to him.
I met him once in real life and he stuffed me into a locker.
Bro, Squirtle, the thing is, people are going to believe that now, bro.
I've never thrown you into a locker.
Yeah, he's stuffed me into a locker.
No, I didn't, bro.
I was like, oh my gosh, Nick, say I'm a big fan.
I was like, oh my god, Kinksy, I'm a big fan.
He was like, shut the hell up, nerd.
I did not do that, bro.
I'm very kind, he's my brother, bro.
I did not do that.
I mean, we can just bring it up to the cap,
and we see who they believe.
You have a history of being rude.
A history.
I don't like track talk.
I have to run.
I have to beat this guy once before I die.
I gotta beat him once before I die!
Oh my god!
Am I ever gonna win?
I have to beat this guy once before I die, bro.
Please, in my life, please.
Where are you at, bro?
What did you just shoot?
Okay, off style. Okay, cool.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
You were capped. I can do it. I can do it. Chat, I can do it. I promise I can do it. Just focus.
The worst 1v1 map in the whole game
All right, all right, all right chat, what should I do? What should I do? What should I do?
Probably this. Hey, bro, right or wrong every time I want to be one
I say any map up order right or wrong, bro
I don't give a flying for doodle cake, bro
You wanted to 1v1 me so I want to play you on a map. We don't play let's play in border, bro, please one time
So weird.
Squirtle, hey, it's one to one, bro.
You could easily win.
It's a tie game.
Squirtle, you're probably-
Oh, I lost.
You didn't lose, bro.
Don't try to mind games, bro.
Don't try to mind game me, bro.
I'm going to try my absolute balls off,
because every time I play you, I lose.
Every time I play you, I lose.
I need to win once, bro.
Please, God, I need to win once.
Bro, if you beat me, bro, never am I ever again.
And just like, just like never even bring up my name again, bro.
name again bro or also you like I don't want anything to deal with you ever again
if I lose control. Losing to you is like such an embarrassment it's like not
even funny like I used to like have to try I don't have to try to hit a ball.
Hi guys add a 10-second delay just so if he tries to stream slimy he can. Yeah bro
you got this bro.
I'm actually so lost here. I want to just be him once in my life, bro. Please bro. I haven't been just kidding like literally two years
I have not beat him in two years bro.
I just wanted to win one time.
I
What is music man fuck
Are you hurt beyond it's like did I get you?
You do not
I think I saw one pop out.
That was you.
You located a bomb.
I wish you could have some aid to turn around.
Wait, you can't.
What?
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the
death
of
death
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I hate this map, bro.
This map is so dead.
I need to be the please god!
Just let me be the one died!
Okay, well, Puff, you gotta go.
Watch here we go.
He's gonna go, yeah, yeah, this, this, this, this, this.
This, this, this, this, this.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, good then. I've actually been playing Mazin a lot lately.
Okay. I like Mazin because it makes it hard for you to drone, buddy.
All right, all right, let me think, chat. What should I do now? This work is really, really interesting, bro. What should I do right now? What do we think?
Oh, my lord.
Why did Jinxy just send me $500?
$100.
Yeah, right.
Bro, squirtle, lock in, bro.
This is so close, dude.
Come on, chat, please.
We got a lot of game left, bro.
I got to win five more rounds.
Bro, please let me win.
Please, just watch.
Chat, Mute's not good on boarder because it's just long range, bro.
It's too much long range hallways.
I can't shotgun him.
He's going to like hop inside and then hold me.
the boss meets not gonna order trust like at all I mean it isn't a 55 but I
don't want to go I'm actually gonna play like so cringe like I see I'm playing
this is just cringe 10 seconds so it would be good yes we're not gonna die
I do a thorn, bro.
Down to five seconds.
Bomb location compromised.
You don't know my op!
Bomb location compromised.
You don't know my op!
Score a wide-jip with fire.
Are you really lost there?
Damos with maids, huh?
Thanks for letting me ping you, buddy.
Welp me the round.
I'll see you next time.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
I would.
This is how you die.
You're gonna smore, babe?
I just don't understand how your aim is so good for that, I don't get it why.
I mean I died instantly, peaking instantly.
Oh my god!
Yeah, you don't like droning that much, that's why you play Solid Snake and Davos, huh?
You don't like droning.
Interesting.
Demos like that's just like what am I doing I said I just can't find that's
your last band I just think I'm done bro you don't like I'm kind of figuring you
out a little bit you like to play like they don't like to go yeah you know what
I play Demos you like to drones world you like to just red thing and let
Operator do all the thinking bro. I see I see it. I see it and then you rely on your aim, bro, but then again
He didn't pay me you so couldn't I just go mute and just win
I'm lying. I am
People low without using my game since buddy, bro. I didn't use my gun skill because I can't okay
No, you know how to adapt to everyone
I don't need to
okay so why are you using demos so I can just ping you without
my drone got a way
shut up my drone is gone like you're with us bro Jack he literally banned
What a bad band, squirt!
Bad band, squirt!
Well, I didn't mean to, bro.
Stop bullying me!
I just thought it was a bad band, though.
We could take a chill pill.
What a fat loser.
Okay?
This is actually the closest I've been in a while,
and it's pretty sad, it's only 2-2.
Normally it's like 3-1.
I'm actually really going to try this game.
Yo, Squirtle, how long have you been playing Aruni for, bro?
I can get to you!
I can't think of anything there, I can't even use the tiles up there, you're gonna wallbang
I mean, you can't use those heddles, you're kind of cool.
such a good man by me
The rock is still not every time I ride.
Oh.
First you out of the closet, I mean come on!
I wasn't even in the closet ever bro.
Get shit on!
Yes!
Oh my god I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
Mom!
Mom I'm gonna finally be splattered on mom!
Oh my god.
I've literally told my mom about you, bro. I told my mom about you, bro. How I just can't beat you, bro
But today that's it! I need you, bro!
Today that's it! I need you!
Come on. Okay. Okay. What should I ban? What should I ban? Probably Deimos. Yeah, probably Deimos.
Oh
My god, will he ban me but doesn't matter cuz I'm not gonna play me anyway because Deimos is off the board
Okay
All right, should I go up or down chat? What are we thinking?
Oh my god, this is actually so fucking close. Okay, okay, okay.
I think this operator is so good to just get a cheesy kill.
I could definitely get a cheesy kill with this guy.
Also, he can't do that no droning bullshit anymore.
Hehehehe, this is such a smart operator!
Hehehehe, that applies so well! It applies so good!
Come on.
I'm going to Tarpon Springs this week, Jinxy. I'm just checking in. Hey, bro. Appreciate
you for checking in, man. You're not even from Tarpon Springs, bro. I was born in Tarpon
Springs, bro. Really? Because I knew where your first house was, so, I mean. Hey, Squirtle,
you got a game to win, buddy. You got a game to win. No, no, because this whole thing about
you being from this world I'm not from the kids I'm run dark bit spades I'm run
that shit
you saved my drone because I put you in the vigil stand in the first five
seconds of the round that's fine I'm still gonna boss to you in the stomach
good thing being there's back on
Where you going, Squirtle?
You have no drones so how are you going to play this?
I'm a little bit curious mate.
I mean, the Bucky's shit.
All friendly were eliminated.
Of course, you're like positioned in between two metal poles.
Fuck, we got a ball game on our hands, chat.
We got an actual fucking ball game on our hands, bro.
We got a ball game on our hands, 3-3.
Alright, let me think.
This operator's broken.
This operator's broken.
This operator's broken.
He's gonna go something to counter this.
So I should probably go like this.
I don't know though chat
What a game what a game 3-3 wow what a game what a game closest we've been in a while squirtle getting nervous
Maybe I'm still got one more bit of pressure is a privilege. Let's go pressure. It's a privilege. Let's go absolutely a great quote
Squirtle squirtle you're smart. You're a smart kid about you're smart for your age, dude
Think you can go far in life squirtle
That's a great quote.
Huh?
I'm not going far.
Yo, why would you ever say that?
Why would you ever say that?
Well, if I tell, if I lose to you,
I mean, I'm telling you,
it's just all we gotta talk about.
Yeah, but you're still gonna go far in life, bro.
You got smart kids, bro.
You got drive too.
Everyone hates on me for a reason, bro.
Nobody likes me. Nobody likes me.
You okay?
Everyone thinks I'm a knowing piece of crap, bro. Nobody likes me
And I guess I know I am annoying. I just talked a lot
But I got prove everything wrong
I think you're just misunderstood, Squirtle. I feel like you're misunderstand. I don't think
you're available, Squirtle. I think you're a good guy. I think Squirtle's misunderstood,
You knew I was gonna do it and I knew you were gonna do it oh
I should always be what you're aiming like that. How are you aiming like that?
How are you aiming like that? I should have flashed and just stuck the plan no
I should have made this is for all the people that hate me this is for all the
people that hate me. Chad if I would have put a nomad on the metal desk he could never get to the
bomb. I love my haters bro. I love my haters. Let's go. I love my haters. Okay four three. All right
all right let's lock it. If I had no haters I wouldn't be here bro. Go. Oh I don't know what to
put I I actually don't know what I'll have to play Chad. I'm actually stuck now. Any ideas Chad? Any
ideas he plays a different off every round bro this could be nasty it just
fuels me when I'm in a jinksy video and everybody's saying how they clicked off
in the first minute cuz they hate me that dry that I love that bro I hate
just being annoying to everybody bro that drives me let's go come on love
I love being annoying. I love it. I love every bit of bones about me, bro.
Not everybody just doesn't like me. I love it.
Ten seconds.
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her
of
Oh, wow, that was lucky as hell.
Left as hell.
Go.
All right.
Oh, lucky as hell.
I just don't have time to reinforce.
Oh.
How'd you know I was downstairs?
How'd you even know I was down there?
I hid the whole drone face.
It's like checked armoring.
How'd that make sense?
Oh, no.
I heard you and I had my drone blue desk and I heard you barricade the teller's window
so I knew the whole lobby side was clear.
Bro, all I had to do was just talk on that rotation hole by the window because you can't break in with a donkabee DMR
I don't know what I'm doing. Oh my god. I don't even know why I'm I'm gonna be there. I need to be trying to wallbang, bro. Oh
My god, I fucking sold this again. Why do I always fuck this up?
Holy shit, bro, why do I always fuck this shit up? I
I don't understand.
You understand the mindset like me though, that's the thing, Bill.
Every time I've lost, I've came back 50 times better.
Right or wrong.
Lost to Richie, 7-2, came back and destroyed it.
You might think, oh, I get humbled after my losses, Bill.
I get 50 times better.
There ain't no like thing about it.
I get better after my losses, Bill.
Nobody can stop me now.
I just run and look into the bottle.
I get better after my losses to go go
You're a failure. You just live in excuses about how you can never beat me. I lost the stomping before and again and again
I didn't make excuses. I wasn't crying like a little baby how I couldn't him
I shut the hell up and beat him. That's what I did not a little loser like you
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death
of
death
of
death
of
death
All I wanted.
Oh
For eliminated. Oh my god. My heart is actually beating around. Let's go
If I was sitting there, I would have died. I had no reason at the end there. I would have kept walking back
This biggest advantage is so stupid this game
Holy fucking shit, bro, holy fucking shit. This is actually such a game
Okay
Four to five first time beating Squirtle in two years potentially. I just have to win three rounds. He has to win two
Okay, we think I don't think this is a bad shout, bro
Yeah, no, that's actually insane
Not even, I'm just letting you taste these, bro.
I'm letting you do what no man's good for.
Yeah, when you ran away, I heard you and I just stuck to it.
Yeah, I'm letting you do what you need to do.
You're at your best when you just swing me the whole time.
I heard you walking, so I just gave you a bit.
He's your fucking drunk
I bet you're on like rain or something
Oh my god, come on!
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, two more, we're right there, mom, I'm gonna do it!
Oh my god, I've been wanting to beat you for two years!
Come on chat, please! Two more! Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Two years chat two years! Two years in the baking, gal!
Come on, bro! Please, bro, please, please, please, please, please!
We need to locate a bomb.
So my biggest problem was I never played confident against you, bro. I'm only scared.
I'm gonna play confident against you, you know.
I'm not the hard spot, but I know.
If I lose, I lose, but I guess I'm gonna be confident.
You might have better aim bro, I still have some, I still got some game sets I mean, still
got some experience.
Please chat two more, I'm actually about to like cry bro.
Oh my god, two years of torment and harassment bro, I could finally win.
And then I'll never play you again!
Please!
I
You know my side don't play dumb
You're a strap
I thought we got to swim that window.
Yeah, what did I say?
I thought we got to swim that way.
I didn't even know you could do that. I didn't even know you could arc that.
You think I would run Mira for no reason? Oh my god. I didn't even know you could do that.
You think I would run Mira for no reason? I played with you that whole round.
You thought I was just going to give you tellers?
Bro. I didn't know you could arc that.
You really thought. You really thought. Well played, bro.
five steps ahead. I thought I thought I didn't know you could arc it like that like that for let's just bad game science by me. Okay, I thought you were like selling. I thought you were literally selling. Oh, I thought I was going to I was going to know mad and win. No, I sort of swung as soon as I heard the C4 click and then just flash and then shoot off the drone hole.
Oh
Let's go don't bring the six six
Yeah, if it goes six six it's anybody's game and I think the size is random in OT
In the custom if this goes six no, I'm defend I'm
Hacking that or I'm defending next round and then the bombs there so I'm attacking secure the area
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the
death
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the
death
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death
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I'm for locating a bomb protect it
oh my god oh my god oh my god one more fucking around bro one more
What more?
What more?
First win against Squirtle in two years, bro.
Since 2024, one more round, please, bro.
I need this shit, bro.
I need this shit.
One more.
I'm getting my ass kicked by this guy for too long,
bro.
I'm stealing my straps.
I'm stealing my straps.
I don't want to be charged with something like that.
Bro, if you have brief chargers you can't jump in because you'll die in a full-on.
You could break the sidewall, I guess, but I'm just gonna wallbang you as soon as you
spread it down.
What are you going to do?
You are actually SO FUCKING SHIT!
LET'S GO!
LEAVE THE GAME!
YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
I FORGOT I RUNNED THIS SHIT!
FINALLY!
OH!
MY GOD!
YES! YES!
YES! YES!
holy fuck after two years of torment I fucking did it bro I fucking did it man
seven to six over squirtle wow wow wow wow I'm gonna come I'm literally I'm
actually gonna go jerk off right now I'll be back in 39 seconds oh my god
Oh my God!
There's no way.
There's no way there's no way I just beat Squirtle bro. There is no fucking way bro. Oh my god. Oh
My god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Look at the prediction
Look at the prediction 81% of chat that on Squirtle
Brother, I have lost to this guy for two consecutive years and I beat him seven to six. I
Have lost to this guy for two consecutive years
guys two years two fucking years bro two years two years bro two fucking years
bro
Squirtle Collin he's definitely mad look bro but I'm still gonna say this bro
even though I beat Squirtle I still think Squirtle's the best 1v1 player on
controller right now. I still think Schwartz is the best only one player like Wallahi.
That is his worst map to be fair. Levi Ackerman, nigga, but it's your one.
Bro, that was insane. Oh my god. Okay, guys, what should we do?
What should it be? BO3? No, get lost! Get lost! No! Bro, oh my god. Yeah, I'm not beating him on
on Oregon, it's not even happening, or club, but border,
or just kind of like my map, bro.
It's very like wall banging, which is very like headset
dependent and hearing, I like border.
Bro, what should we do?
Should we play content king?
Should we play Apex or should we play some siege?
What do we think?
Last poll, whatever y'all vote on is what I'm doing.
We got the 20 V2 at an hour and a half.
The 20 V2 at an hour and a half, I can't believe I beat him.
Chat, should we play siege, play content king, or play Apex?
Run a poll, run a poll, run a poll.
Keep it packed, Ryan, tomorrow, in 20 hours,
there's insane shit.
Vote, chat, vote.
Oh my God, we got a close poll.
This is a close poll.
Vote, vote, vote, vote!
If you're in the YouTube stream,
come to the Twitch stream and vote guys.
JX taking the ball, though, I'm so happy
that I beat Squirtle, bro.
It's been two years of like, depression.
Bless Jacob, thank you for the prime, bless Jacob, bless Jacob.
Jemma, you should try that.
I don't know, man.
Maybe hit a little solo, cute, a champ.
Action, baby.
Oh my god, seven to six win over Squirtle.
Holy shit, I thought that I was here if you were here.
Bomb, thank you for the tier one.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, bro, Nas, thank you for the 10 gifted, Nas, thank you
for the 10 gifted, Adelphin, thank you for the 5 gifted, Adelphin.
We beat Squirtle, man!
After two years of losing, but I'm still saying this, bro, because I'm a very realistic fucking
guy.
If I'm on Oregon, I'm never beating Squirtle.
Also, Squirtle's still the best 1v1 player on console.
call him yo squirtle what's up bro hey man tgs bro
oh my god we beat squirtle 7 and 6 that is actually insane
that is actually insane that is actually insane guys the 20v2 is in one
hour and 30 minutes guys one hour and 30 minutes guys
oh my god yeah he's still the best 1v1 player on controller
It's just border is not his map and border is actually a good map for me meet got the government zero one of noso with the 10 gifted
No, so put the 10 gifted in my ass your chat. Let's do gts. I promise we're gonna do gts after the 1v1
Let's do gts
123 cheered 100 bits page in time sending hate from Germany. Okay
first gts message of the day, it's just
First message of the day, literally, first message, Jack, solo Q to champion, baby.
We're going to try to solo Q to champion back to back seasons, bro.
We did it last season.
We're going to try to do it this season, currently 1.2 KV.
I think it's almost 1.3 if I just get a couple of good games then.
Well, let's go.
Let's lock in, man.
Let's lock in.
TTS, Jinxy, can I be the VR girl?
Your name is, what is your name, bro?
What is your name?
Guys, TTS is on, by the way.
TTS is on.
We are going to have TTS on for like 30 minutes.
It's been cheered 100 bits.
No, I'm going to tell you to get 50.
Shinxi, can you please pause?
I need to go pee, and I don't want to miss the 20v1.
Shut up, yo.
I'm about to lose it.
First off, the 20v1 is an hour and a half, bro.
Hour and a half.
Get it half, bro.
20v2.
Now, think about a gift, or this idea of our lovey-mots.
We think of it a time.
We think about it for a while, think about it a bit.
Chad, it's 20 virtual reality women versus mom, you know.
We have as my game sound is quiet.
I don't know why.
Is there a way to make it louder as mine?
I'm going directly into the PC.
Yes.
I'm going directly in the PC, yes.
Julian underscore made underscored, cheered 100 bits.
Can I fell half like you are bro? I need to relieve my stress.
Bro! Get out of here!
We're not talking about how tight I am!
down to 10 seconds
I don't know if I'm gonna have to
5 seconds
they all learn a broken shotgun shot and you watch this
you must protect your body
so that right there
it might look like I did nothing
but now the barricade is one shot away from being open
how do you do mag?
see how it looks
the barricade looks like it's close off
but one shotgun shot and it's open
watch this cat
God, this is open.
Watch this cat.
Listen.
Trust me.
Canbupjup cheered 100 bits.
Do you have any advice for building your community
when you're small?
I just started streaming again
and I'm having fun.
Would like your take on how to do it.
Just be yourself, bro, and be consistent.
Don't try to be anybody else, bro.
I think the problem is like,
when a lot of people stream,
they try to like follow a trend or something.
just be yourself bro and do what you like and you'll end up finding a community of people
who like what you like.
How did this guy make zero noise at the top of the main staircase?
Oh, it's because he crouched off with a launcher.
This guy made zero noise?
Like not a sound.
Not a peak of noise, bro.
Literally not a peak of noise, dude.
one against Joe. 2v2 teammates you got this come on teammates I'm almost
missing my diamond 2 game I think I think I'm a diamond 2 after this. Come on
teammates. Nice! Bro the SMG12 is so broken on those four foot radius gunfights.
common Apollo 6387 chaired 100 bits Jinxie what's your twitch you are in the
I
Swing him swing him swing him. Why are you running? Why are you running? Why are you running? Oh my god?
Bro, he had this
Why do we run why would we run? It's a bad angle bad angle. All right
From out of waters y'all matter waters amount of water
Is there a delay?
TTS delay, yeah.
TX, do you have a date for the League of Legends without a 1?
I don't know, but it's gonna be still.
Hipfire, when you play Apex.
Yeah, I heard in Apex you're supposed to hipfire close range.
Heard in Apex you're supposed to hipfire close range.
I need to get a water.
I need to get a water.
I'm gonna come back and be dead.
One sec.
Bros out of Smirnoff bottles.
They're not Smirnoff bottles, though. It's water.
It's water, bro.
Captain Underscore Crunchy's cheered 100 bits.
Hey, Nick, it's your lawyer. I've been trying to get in contact with you.
Bommie Blue is expressing her child support payments.
She's gonna have to keep waiting, bro, because we don't have a fucking kid.
Protect the bomb.
Like, like, why isn't that when Bommie Blue has a kid, bro?
It's like I'm the guy that just appointed.
Oh yeah, Dinksy, you're the guy, you're her dad, or you're her husband.
It's like, why do I just get acquainted with this fucking role?
Seriously.
Loading new magazine!
Nice drone, buddy!
Ha ha ha!
Anybody need a shot?
Yeah.
I
I can't hear anything else.
Bro, it's not even a TTS, it's when I wire to my PC I can't hear any noise.
I don't know what it is, it's like everything's straight.
I'm not IQ, what about some matter?
I don't know, why is it like that?
It shouldn't be like that, I guess it's not a direct audio source for my controllers.
But I literally can't hear anything, it's back to my grounds where I just died because
I can't hear.
I don't know why it's like that, but I don't need to kill him.
Nice, that's a guy knocked, 2v3.
for locating a ball protected
yeah i don't know why it's like i just
whenever i look at it
she had 100 bits
hi jeans see i saw you on gaitinda
also you look like my right testicle
I don't look like anybody's balls, bro. I don't look like anybody's fucking balls.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't look like anybody's fucking nuts. I don't look like
anybody's balls check Joe's stream Joe about Joe about what is Joe's stream bro
I can't even do it because uh google chrome like uh doesn't work anymore in 2026
Venkas on the 4018 cheered 100 bits yo jinxed see this is very love the streams did you should
To check out Kerbal Space Program, you get to make own rockets and send them to other
moons and planets.
It's so so sick.
You get to make rockets?
Can't see.
You look like hemorrhoids.
Google Chrome in 2026.
What do you mean?
You're avoiding the Mog?
No, bro.
It's not that.
Google Chrome doesn't work.
I'm not explaining.
Protect the bombs.
protect the bombs
shh
ah ah ah
move from the support
I'm not explaining
Google Chrome this dog just don't use it?
no it's not that
the crowd's chitted 100 bits
jinx we all know Mr.Sport would slam you
you in a 5v5 you've been watching the jump.
Dude, it's not bad, it's like, Chrome has, I've never had a problem with Chrome in like
six years, but about a week ago?
About a week ago, a week ago!
I forgot what I was saying.
I'm going to go get him!
I'm going to go get him!
There ain't a nest!
It's in the bush!
Cush underscorporal to 16, cheered 100 bits.
Hey Jinx, he just got broken up with after 9 months.
Any advice on how to move on?
focus on yourself bro focus on your family and your friends and self-improvement bro try to set goals like write down goals and just try to work towards them every day
you don't need anybody to be happy besides yourself now you don't need to rely on anybody else for your own happiness dude
if anybody thinks otherwise it's fucking lying or stupid
Watermelon left cheered 100 bits
Stop scamming Baldy you said you would go on content king
Bro shut up bro I'm gonna play what I want
I wanna play siege right now
I might get it on content king in a little bit
Bro, I killed three, I should've killed the fucking last!
Nice guys!
Nice guys!
Dermathic Devon, Dermathic Devon!
It's just like I want to finish it, but I don't know what I'm gonna finish it. It's just slot
bro. It's like a slot game, but it's kind of funny. Andrew, I want to get it right.
The underscore Carson underscore hub cheered 200 bits. I love you and Jesus loves you. Jinxing.
Love you, bro.
Love you, man, love you, my boy.
Fissure, negative auto.
Can't let go.
Love you, my boy.
Chat, two to one, two to one, two to one, on attack.
I can't hear.
Dude, does anybody know what the reason for that is?
When I plug in my headset to my controller,
I hear everything.
When I plug in my headset to my PC,
it's the most faint, muffled audio ever.
It's so shit.
And it's been like that with multiple PCs.
I don't know what that is, chat.
I don't know what that is, bro.
I don't know what that is for a deadass.
I don't know what that is, man.
Yo, Brigitte, it's your one, baby.
I do know, but I don't care enough to tell you.
What the fuck?
Milking cookies, that's what I'm talking about.
318, it's 100 bits.
Chad, I'll keep TTS on for the rest of this game,
and then I'll start it off.
I'll keep TTS on for the rest of this game or maybe if I get on contact King I'll keep it on. I don't know
Maybe I'll get on contact King after this game for like a double day
To shut that 2v20 is that 8 bro. That's at 8
One hour 20 minutes one hour 20 minutes
And then the double date with the two winners is tomorrow
Angry think of it to one by both thinking about
five seconds. What is content king? It's a game where you play as a stream. You like
I don't play as much as I want.
You're like a toxic, like, IRL.
I'm playing on this car to catch you in 100 bits.
It's me, bro.
Ready.
Oh, you're being scared of me.
and my teammates amped back
it's like you're so fucking stupid for even peeking at it but enjoy the kill man
oh my god
If I did something I don't know how you're dead, but you're too stupid to even understand that, so enjoy the kill.
Oh my god!
Luna Luna sees cheered 100 bits. Not over yet with this for me, I need channel points.
Punch the camera, bro. Can you punch the camera? This is driving me crazy. Thank you.
Bro, I mean if we just don't team kill Thermite, we win that round with ease.
It's so simple.
If we just don't team kill our hard breacher, mind you this is a diamond lobby.
This is a fucking diamond lobby.
I don't know why I'm saying this.
If we just don't team kill our hard breacher, we win the round.
What is this?
Quote unquote, Diamond Lobby, shout out rank 2.0 man.
Holy fuck bro, you team killed Thermite?
I mean what?
You said you're not going to blame your team. You know what? You're right bro. I'm going to blame myself.
I'm going to blame myself for my teammate shooting my hard breacher in the head.
I'm just going to be a crazy schizophrenic person and just blame myself.
Fuck that accountability shit bro. We just shouldn't team kill our hard breacher. Period bro. Period end of story.
I'm going yanked.
Roddy, you think I'm going to tier one, baby?
See I'm thinking about it.
See I'm thinking about it.
Yeah, I'm going to hold myself accountable.
That's my fault.
That's my fault.
I'm going to trade 500 bits.
Jinxy, talk quieter.
It hurts.
What, what hurts?
Yo Jinxy, can you buy me ranked?
Uh, you don't buy ranks, you just play for like 20 hours and you unlock ranks.
Buy ranks?
The fuck?
Jinxy, you're looking more petite today?
What do you mean I'm looking more petite, bro?
Uh, how horny are you? How fucking horny are you?
Literally!
Is RayEatCheered 200 bits?
Hello Jinx, see I hope you are having a great day so far bro, remember bro, you're a genuine
nice dude, love you dude, red heart emoji, red heart emoji, red heart emoji.
Appreciate you my boy, much love to you dude, much love to you my boy.
bro this black guy's looks so good
bro i gotta uh i gotta uh
change my charm bro look at my charm
when i hit the bundle
Activated track!
This is such an annoying gun, Rarity.
You could collect once a month as poor cheered 100 bits, sending lots from Ireland.
Why did it take 5 shots? I center-masted it like 8 times.
I'll pull that guy up here.
You're not blind!
The diffuser is no longer...
Oh my god, he's gonna 1v5.
Oh my god, he's gonna 1v5.
Oh my god, he's gonna...
If you wanna be fast, I'm shutting off my Xbox.
Thank you.
THANK GOD!
GC the good boy though.
Dom underscore a cheered 100 bits. Thank you for everything you have helped through so much.
Thank you bro. Appreciate you my boy.
Chappanakeep GTX on for the rest of this match.
I might get on a contact chain for a little bit though. Like a teensy, weensy bit.
ZZ the good hud of the bitties. ZZ, hero Brad the good hud of the bitties.
Or maybe a game of apex. I don't know. I gotta do something for the next hour
I've still never played apex solo before like never ever I've only played with like PC people who are good
It'd be interesting to see what like the actual low ranks of apex feels like Karlo
They can just call mom cheered 100 bits after GTA 5 play the last of us trust
Bro the thing about the story games is like people basically just complain about not doing
like 500 side quests but then it's like people want me to do like a marathon of a story game
of like doing it all in one stream but then people complain about not doing a side quest
but then it's like literally if I do all the side quests I would have been shooting Red
Dead for like 200 hours.
So I'm like scared to do another story game because people who love the game just like
harass you.
literally people just like harass you because they're like you didn't do a
hundred hours of side quests it's like yeah bro I didn't do a hundred hours of
side quests
you want me to minors on the game but then you also want me to do every side quest
so then it's like do you want me to stream the game for a hundred and thirty
hours consecutively and then die
like people are like really insane when it comes to story games so I'm like scared
even play another one. And even with Red Dead I did like probably like nine side quests,
eight side quests. People wanted me to do like thirty though. Or forty.
No hummus or cheered 100 bits, so sad yesterday wasn't real wish you were gone.
I'm sorry daddy.
Daddy, daddy, I'm sorry daddy, daddy, I'm sorry daddy, daddy, I'm sorry, I don't know who the fuck I think I am for peaking that.
I don't know who the fuck I think I am for peaking that problem.
Damn that, I don't know who the fuck I think I am.
Holy shit bro.
Take no a cheered 100 bits, you should play the last of us part 1 and 2.
I just was part of that.
Bro, I just got three fired into a-
LEAVE THE END!
SOAP AIDES, BRO!
I hope you can beat this guy next, pregnant man emoji, pregnant man emoji.
what if this guy wins this 1000 give this up to the chat 1000 give this up to the chat
this guy wins this one is that uh is that cronies maybe not
I'm gonna kill him.
Landy cheered 200 bits, can you pay my tuition like you did the other guy?
Also, I'm an R6 player, don't step foot in a 1v1 with me.
We broke almost how much?!
Dude, he just did it two more.
Wow, he just did it two more.
Good try, man.
Jinxie, you are looking fatter today.
Appreciate that, bro.
Much love to you.
Much love to you, my boy.
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate you, bro.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
All right, they're gonna go,
they're gonna go upstairs.
They're gonna go upstairs.
I mean, if we don't team kill our hard breach,
then we should be chilling, bro.
I might go a little bit of grim action a little bit of grim action
Cheered 200 bits. Hey John. Go my grandfather died and your streams have been a light in a load of darkness for me
So thank you. Love you, bro recipes. Damn. I'm sure he was an amazing man, bro. Love you my boy
I'm glad seems help even a little bit clap thinking of all the bro
Jack, I'm going to try to go grim and take control of attic.
I have a feeling I'm going to get smoked.
I have a feeling I'm going to get smoked.
Pretty strong feeling, bro.
I feel a tingling sensation in my balls.
I feel a tingling sensation in my nuts.
I'm lucky and baby, ooh, baby, baby, I like it, like it, like it.
Griffmaster 100 and 2 shared 100 bits.
Love you, Judy, her streams are always peak love you.
Thank you, my boy.
Hey, W's better be chaffin' that guy, man.
Speedy thinker for the prime.
Hey, hey, hey, think, think what they're gonna...
Seconds to insertion.
That's an STD, Jinxie. What is an STD?
A bomb must be located and defused.
Ready for demolition. Inclure to your jobs.
J0N ensured 100 bits. Jinxie, please play Valorant.
I'm going to assume one of my teammates gets on the plank here, and he gets back, I'm going to see what happens. I was telling you, they're not going to do it.
I mean, if you're that cool, where you can just, like, swing God, and attack...
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
All friendlies have been eliminated.
He's just shooting and bouncing up and down like in the grand.
Not a care in the world. Doesn't care.
Just fucking swings. Oh my god!
Just bouncing up and down on the cock!
What is that?
Thanks for following my back on jerk mate.
Alright, I'm adding a delay. I don't care.
I'm adding a delay cause-
You
Nah, I'm hot
Fucking shy sir
Three and seven it's a funda score. It's like 800 bits jinxed see it's time to 1v1 me now
I will tickle your ectin, please
What is my raptom again?
Isn't it that like my asshole or something?
Uh, respectfully go to the clan now and offer me a...
I'm going to kill Thermite, chat remember it looks like this barricade is closed off but
I remember I shot at it from a distance.
Man, that's the hard feature.
I'm so clutched.
I
Horrible baby cheered 100 Jets page uncle, but he's how are you doing today, man? Yeah, I'm doing amazing for a lovely chat
Do you see how?
Like the barricade got shot down before he thought it was gonna get shot down
Do you know what I'm saying? He didn't know he'd be shooting it down because it looked like it was closed off
Yeah, that's some high IQ shit, bro
That's some high IQ shit. Yeah case. Yeah, but it's outside. I can't hold it
They have no harbour, so we should just give up and hold them.
Do you know what I'm saying, Chad?
He had case. Yeah, but I can't hold it if it's outside. I'll just die.
How are we losing? What's going on?
They can't really do much.
Top 99, shared 100 bits.
Everlangly stream win.
They can't really just like, I mean, I could just make him plan
and then throw the C4
The last operator standing.
Can't hear anything on this headset.
Charlie, taxi, I chaired 100 bits.
Logging in, see where you are, you are, you are, you are, you are.
Nice!
Please, guys!
One v one!
The last operator standing.
Diffuser located.
Protect the fire.
Disable the diffuser.
All friends, we're eliminated.
Mission failure.
FUUUUCK!!!
alright we fixed it, did I?
fixed it, did I? fixed it, did I? fixed it, did I?
content king bitches
content king
OR
APACS
last bomb
whatever y'all voted on is going to be offered
Yeah, we're gaming for another hour, y'all.
Ooh, throw Rocket League in there too.
Content King or Apex?
Wait, this is actually a close poll.
Oh my God.
Last poll, bro.
Actually, no, we're going to throw Rocket League in there.
Just run this.
Vote, vote, vote.
Chat, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Excel, they're gonna buy.
Vote!
content king or apex Alfonso the god of it is a very soft rock with the nine
gifted put the nine gifted in my ass woogie the number two wanted woogie
chat content king or apex this is the closest poll we've ran all day 52% on
apex legends 48% on content king fucking vote boys fucking vote bro we got one
One hour until the 20 v2 man one hour until the 20 v2 in VR dude
Content King or apex legends voted up bro voted up repole bro. Why would we repole? It's not even halfway done
Vote it up bro. Vote it up vote it up
Tornado warning close to you
Tornado warning are you serious?
Let me check Google
No, no, there's no joke or no way to turn out of the warning. It's in Southeast Iowa, bro
What the fuck are you saying? It's in Southeast Iowa. Oh
My god chat
50% on content king
51% on apex
Look at the poll only set
vote vote vote this is the closest poll of all time bro do you need any new me
any new me any new chat look at the poll bro vote it up vote it up vote it up look
at the poll bro oh my god content King's winning but it's close
Content King's winning but it's closed, bro.
Sing, think of it, it's your one.
Blueberry, they get a 1K bid, it's entities.
Hey, Jinxie, you're better than,
oh, that's your misuse of race,
keep it a positive, it ain't Blueberry, I love you, bro.
Ark, think of it, prime, sub, I love you, man.
Trap, think of it, it's your one, love you, bro.
Parker, they get your one, love you, bro.
Content King or Apex Legends,
this is the closest poll of all time.
It's a 50, 50, patch.
We said 50, 50, bitch.
We said 50, 50.
Chai, anybody know that show?
J-Y, I think it's your one.
Vote, vote, oh my God, it's closed.
Oh my God, it's closed.
Kamikaze with the five gifts,
it's a W, Kami, and the chat of it.
W give it a chat of it.
Bro, content king's winning, but it's such a close poll.
Content king's winning, but it's such a close poll, bro.
Content king is winning, but it's so close.
Oh my God, vote, vote.
I don't know if I've ever seen a poll like this, bro.
Actually, we've got a couple of the 50-50s.
We've got a couple.
We've got a couple.
Bro, this is such a close poll, though.
Holy shit.
Is Naruto a good anime to watch, Junko?
It's a great anime to watch,
but it takes forever to watch it, bro.
It's like a shit ton of episodes,
but yeah, it's pretty peak, bro.
There's a lot of filler, though.
Like, it depends if you like watching filler.
I actually don't mind watching filler.
I don't really mind it it depends though. There is a lot of filler, but that's like any long anime, bro
That's any long anime
Like I all of like all the long enemies have filler, bro
Like one piece has filler Naruto has filler, but I actually don't really mind watching filler. I
Don't really mind watching filler bro
Chat look at this poll. Holy shit, bro. This poll is so close. Oh my god
Jinx, if you remember John Funotto in elementary school, we were good friends.
When is the collab?
Bro, I don't know a single human being named John Funotto, bro.
Are you like on ecstasy, bro?
I don't know a single human being named John Funotto.
Chat, vote, vote.
Look at the poll, guys.
Vote, vote, vote.
Look at the poll.
Look at the poll.
Holy shit.
Oh my God, last 10 seconds, last 10 seconds, bro.
Vote, oh my God, oh my God.
It's so close.
He took a 10 vote difference.
Who wins it?
Who wins it?
Content King wins by 45 votes.
Wow.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
Today could be the day that we beat Content King, bro.
Today could be, oh, no, not Content Warden.
Today could be the day that we beat Content King, bro.
Oh my God.
Is there a tent?
Today could be the day, bro.
Oh my God.
Did you buy a drone?
It's for streaming.
Do you need it?
Do you need it?
Do you need it?
Do you need it?
Damn it! Thanks, and you're welcome to Stream Academy!
You need to do what you can to get this out!
Here we go.
As y'all know, bro, this is our third time in Content King.
This could be the time where we beat the game, bro.
This could be the time, man.
I'm gonna get the water!
I'm gonna get the water, bro!
I love your style chat. Let's do this shit, man. Content King day three. The game has,
I believe, a five hour playtime playthrough and we are, I think, three hours in two and
We're at 11,000 viewers remember if we want to go to the fuse house
We got to get 17,000 viewers. Our balance is 237 dollars. What is this?
Stack does the book say that what do you do on 15 if the dealers three?
Wait, what do you do on this chat?
Yeah, what do you do y'all?
You stand
Really?
Yeah, I love you. Oh, that was a dollar. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. What are you doing this bro?
What are you doing this?
Jack tell me tell me chat you guys be the book
Wait, what?
Do I double?
Should I double or split?
Should I split?
Shouldn't I split?
Books has split.
Oh my god chat, you guys have so much bone knowledge.
That's split
Do I stand hit are you guys sure?
Yeah, he's on an ace I have to hit please be a five
Stand stand stand. Oh my god
Your shot should be gambled.
Ooh, should I stand on 18?
For 19? Yes, stand.
Let's go!
Yes!
Alright, I'm gonna do one $300 hand.
If I can do this, I can buy view bots.
Are you guys ready?
One $300 hand for everything that we have, bro.
Don't forget to follow, chat.
I'm cooked.
I put my entire battle from Thetanus.
I mean, it's GGs, but I have to hit.
Chat, isn't it GGs, but I have to hit?
Wait, but he busted wait what no no no no that's not fair. No no wait come back come back come back. No don't come back
No, don't come back. He busted chat. Should I stay here? He busted bro. He busted though
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, but he busted
He busted no
Oh, it's because I busted first bro now I can't view by
Oh, I can't do you bot chat
All right, bro, let's go with let's go with
Well, we got to get to 70,000 viewers today yo Gerald, what's up Gerald Gerald what's good man
What's up? I'm waiting for my coke motherfucker show up year old stop that stupid shit, bro
All right stream Academy
Stream it
He's had a Porche GT 3 RS. I got a wing
VOLUNTEER AT THE PIZZA PAYA, THE PIZZA PAYA, LET ME EAT, YO I'M HERE TO VOLUNTEER
AS A PIZZA CHEF BRUH, VOLUNTEER TO WORK BRUH,
here for a slice pal I'm on the clock used to be a streamer and I'm trying to
walk the straight and narrow been told I should come to work here learned to
punch in like a real wage cuck
Cuck?
a streamer huh so many of you recently all wanting the same thing too cleaning up
your act you saying ask what's the real where should I be doing then boss I'd like
to start today let's first get to know you what's your name where do you live
tell them gotta do what I gotta do it seems names Caden Brentley my office is
just over there I'm 11,000 viewer Caden Brent Lee bro Caden Brent Lee are you
home often what times do you leave and tell them yeah usually leave the house
at about 1 p.m. why are they saying Docs is that a Docs especially in the Doc
Allys good. Yeah, that's enough questions for now. We'll get to know you more later
First you can help serve our customers. How about Abby would ya? She's got so much on her hands. Abby. What's good? Abby?
Abby I
overheard you volunteering to work here
It'd be a shame if you were doing this just for viewers and not out of kindness
Customer
Check on customer. Yo customer hope everything is going good over here, bro
I'm just gonna eat your pizza really quick
Hope you are enjoying your stay in the pizza bro
Check on him just started working here pal you need anything
Question him. What do you mean what happened to grassy? What do you know about him?
He was just my favorite waiter here.
He usually works to me.
Kaden's journal, entry 408.
Custom tells me grass he also worked at.
Hey, uh, should I get all the meat,
blob, or pizza please?
Ignore him.
This place got a stink to it.
Something I can't quite sniff.
Oh, my.
Bro, I'm trying to like it.
Enter the pizza back rooms.
Investigate without getting caught.
This pizza place is OP. If you just eat pizza, you get so much viewers.
Where's the back rooms what where's the back rooms security guards muscle like that don't
just stick what are you doing back here oh you're the lamp a security guard in a pizzeria
Yeah, right hands off but I got a killer to catch and I'm letting no back alley badge bearer stand in my way
We knew you'd come your kind does not change
None straight from the path you are the lamb
FREDIN' HIM!
FREDIN' HIS LIFE!
I know lamb pal. I'm the goat in this private eye business now hands off
I got thousands of other private eyes watching this we know you are the final lamb the world must
see your purification whoa is he gonna fuck me in the ass
what he's gonna fuck me in the ass he's gonna fuck me in the ass as we're
told non-strafe from the past what the hell is this unless you're bringing in
Sydney Sweeney I ain't into this bondage crap retweet you are where you
have brought yourself lamb this is what you wanted rejoice these are your final
moments of sin su death won't please you so let me guess you clowns killed
grassy venture. You killed that old ass lady too, I bet. You stupid brasses gave it away.
You pizza frees are running some sort of murder cult, chilling the folks who have the gold work
for you. Your little detective game brought you close, but not quite there, little lamb. Allow
us to formally make your acquaintance. We are made wholesome. We exist to bring about a pure
Internet free of sin that sells of them to your content like you
Ask us to turn your reputations around
So I'm not gonna get cracked, but none stray from the path. They're gonna kill me. Yeah, they're gonna kill me
Through death. Why the hell you all keep repeating that NPC voice line, bub?
Look at yourself. You treat the dead like content. You break the law you trespass
Fae and infamy are your currencies.
Even in your final moments, you continue your silly act.
You are lost in your own self-righteousness.
Only death will free you now.
And just how do you think you're going to get away with any of this?
You missed the part on my trumpet streaming all this file?
We seek not to escape, little lamb.
We seek to make an example of it.
It's time
Don't kill me bro and learn my lesson none straight from the path little lamb
Stop sorry, please bro. I was just trying to make money to support my family
My mom is kind of homeless. I live with my dad. I want to help her out
Answer true this game is so peace that chat this game is so peace, bro
A gambling site sponsor offers you a million dollars to promote them. Do you take it?
No!
No! Those motherfuckers can suck it. I ain't gonna promote gambling.
Good. You may live, but only if someone else dies in your place. Do you accept?
Oh...
If I say no, I die.
Oh...
What do I say, Jack? If I say no, I die. It's a test, say no.
No, bro. I'm here because of my own choices. I ain't gonna throw no one under the bus.
You're right, Jack. Good coms.
Fine. You start a cryptocurrency and tell your fans to buy it. It tanks, and they lose all their money. What should you do?
Holy accurate!
Yes, yes.
Return.
Turning if I knew they weren't writing the dome, bro. I don't want no skit. So money you publicly collaborate with a known groomer
Interactions yes, yes, cuz I'm like platforming them or whatever you release a friend of
$28 cookies in a recession. What do you say when people criticize you? I
Tell them they broke ass bitches, but if they can't afford my cookies, they shouldn't be alive
you answer wrong little lamb no more chances say your final word what fuck
that's bullshit brah those were trick questions or some shit no your mom if
you're watching why'd you cancel your credit cards I was using those Gerard
you got a problem man you gotta go to rehab thank your chatter thank Kaisa maps
and I want to thank my chat for showing me how to work my drone without you I'm
I'm gonna die in here bro, I'm gonna die!
I'M GONNA DIE!
It worked!
It worked!
I'm doing it!
go rein
go rein
go rein
go rein
you're gonna die
let's go bro
He just caught him a good boy!
12,000 viewers, holy shiiiit!
Oh, 14,000 only fuck!
What's that I do?
Terrorize the sushi restaurant or start the next stream academy unit, sorry, I like
a little bit. Welcome back, class. We shall now continue with the final unit of the standard
course, theater and drama. In streaming and in literature, we have what are known as archetypes.
Mr. Britley, our most participatory student, can you tell me what an archetype is?
Yes, yes, yes. Is that like Leo's and Capricorn's and shit? No, Kaden, you idiot.
Archetypes are blueprints for streamers. You for instance are the archetypical trickster
You mock and deceive to further your own goals at any cost
Disagree, and I my blueprint, bro. I ain't no clown. I'm the main fucking character
Yo, okay, and you always say dumb fucking shit, bro. Just shut up. You think you're the hero type trust me you aren't him
Knowing your archetype and the archetype of your fellow streamers helps you know who best to network with, and who will help you craft the most compelling stories.
Bro, did somebody in the chat type hate from Serbia in this chat? Did somebody type that? Or was it high from Serbia?
Ask about changing archetypes or ask about my matches.
Who's a good match for my archetype or whatever bruh?
For you, I'd recommend starting drama with the saint and a battle of good and evil
They represent wholesomeness at least that's the image they cracked allow me to pivot though. Mr.
Brentley, what is your favorite drama in twinge history?
Mmm T3H3 in Halal bro two frauds debate on who's less of a fraud fire drama
It was fire drama indeed, however, it was all manufactured.
What?
Those two consulted with our Academy writers to write a full screenplay of what you saw.
As for tips, is it possible to learn this power?
What?
That's what you're here for, and you will learn yourself how to craft a drama.
Act one, the exposition. Here you establish a believable petty disagreement from which the drama will unfold. Mr. Brentley, give an example please.
Uh, telling someone their content is boring would do it.
Good. But it could be even more subtle and appear more unintentional.
Look at PVC. All he did was put Halal Abbey at a B on the streamer tier list and it all-
Whoa! What happened there? What happened there?
That's strictness.
can cling on to and analyze. Act 3, Climax and Catharsis. You may keep the audience on
the edge. Climax earlier this morning. Eventually, they deserve an emotional release. Pause.
Oh, right. So I'm trying to give them their nut. What? Kaden, what the fuck? It's the
grand culmination of the trauma. Calling your stage partner live on stream, dropping a nuke
about them or staging a fight these all delivered the long desired climax pause it's time for
our final exam in the snare course partner up with a stage partner and act out a drama
this class is so interesting man you big dog you're trying to do this drama rp together
sure man let's do it by the book and pick our archetypes i'll be uh a siren like a seducer
beat a fool I'll play a dumbass you can take advantage of I'll start no Sammy
stop calling me on stream let's just get the break up over with it's over no
Felix we're married technically oh oh my god fuck no dude chat she's saying
we're married and shit yo also I sold her big Larry in bro come on bro
That was my fucking guard dude. You can't do that. You're gonna hear from my lawyers dude. I don't want to break up anymore
Actually, come over. I miss you. Okay. I'm coming
See chat. He's all cuddled up to me. He's been whining of this whole time about his game. Oh, all right
And see nice brown. I feel like really sold that give you an A plus on that one bro. You ate that
Yikes
Talk to the auntie I overheard your playing mr. Brentley
quite on the mark i must say congratulations on thank you my boy thank you bro as proof of
taking this course i offer you this certificate of completion in live streaming foundation so
blessed bruh i want to thank my chat for believing in me i knew i could pass this college shit and
that's not all mr brentley as your part and gift i will offer you either knowledge or services to
assist you in your treatment knowledge or services chatter which specialization would you like to
to adapt to support your professional career as a stream.
Oh.
Well, if I get 1500,
this would end up passing it over time slowly, right?
Chad, this would have passed it over time, right?
Two?
No, but Chad, think about it.
4 you're a Chad.
But Chad, wouldn't 2 be the best mathematical one?
I'm just going to be a Chad and say we don't need handouts Chad.
I'm just going to be a Chad.
Do I look like a broke boy, bruh?
I don't need handouts.
I can make it without buffs.
I'm just going to be a Chad.
An honorable choice indeed, Mr.
Oh I got a Tetebitch!
You guys hear that brrrrrr?
Bro!
God fucking dammit!
I shoulda took it chat! No!
Alright bro, let's terrorize the sushi restaurant with um...
um 15 000 15 000 wait what what what whoa whoa who's this hey you're fucking annoying
bro what shut the fuck up what you're coming at me for bro i didn't do shit no i always see you
under people's posts advertising your stream you're fucking annoying bro shut the fuck up bro oh
That's my friend Gerard. He replied guys for me while I'm streaming
Apologize or maw cam maw cam. Anyway, you know me so it's working you mad bitch get maw, bro. I don't fucking care
Oh, nonchalant. Yeah, I don't really care that you don't care
You will asshole once I start putting your chat to sleep with Wikipedia
he talks me he talks me did you see that stop him wait hold on
born on 28th of June 1491 oh stop stop stop stop
siblings only three is stop get away from me it was baptized by Richard Fox
Please stop stop
Chat am I boring
Where's Jari where's Jari?
Jari Jari
I'm content lorded right now where's Johnny where's Johnny there he is Johnny Johnny Johnny
They said they're gonna charge me with eight counts of conspiracy or
obstruction of business. I don't even know what the fuck that means. I don't get
the fuck, bro. Come on, bro. Oh, oh, the sushi sushi. Yo, chat, is the sushi
restaurant in the mall or is it out of the mall? I don't really see it in the
them all.
It's out of this, in the mall or out.
I'm blind.
Bro, we're almost at 17,000.
Then we can get in the fuse house, bro.
Pizza.
Gym.
Coffee.
Gym.
Sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi
I missed by a middle second.
Yo!
What?
Like what the fuck?
Oh my god!
Bro, I lost my game.
Bro, I lost three thousand. Are you dead ass, bro?
Yo, Gerard was good, bro
Bro, why is that the only thing he says?
Bro, I just clicked after doing weapon inspect. I'm not even kidding. I need help
I gotta stop kicking the the trash and just do the remissions
Wait, I can't do the thing anymore.
What?
Bro, the mission's gone.
the mission take my order I want some food ah welcome sir we have a very
special sashimi and nigiri platter today
bro what the fuck did you just call me no wonder Donnie trashed this place I do
not understand would you like to order something
bro all right come on bro like brother this come on
yo just give me something easy like the rolls or whatever yeah a tuna roll
Yes sir, one tuna roll, here you go sir, please enjoy.
Wait.
What the fuck is this shit?
You didn't even cook it.
Yes sir, that is how it is served.
It is raw fish.
Yeah, no, this tastes like shit.
Also, this green shit is fucking cheeks.
Yo!
Just give me some chicken pendis, bro.
That is wasabi sir.
Okay, so you want chicken karaage.
You will sir please enjoy
Bro, what the fuck is this cum-colored piss sauce?
Give me some ketchup. Bro Kaden relax a little big little shit head
Sir, that is our spicy Japanese mayo sauce. Very good. Very authentic. You know fuck that shit
You're in America. You're gonna serve it with American shit weird-ass cometer. Whoa
You are being very doubtless Thomas very disrespectful. I whatever. I don't give a fuck bro
Shit tastes like donkey dick anyway bro. Okay, then Wendy's for like a third of the price. Hey then you're actually a piece of shit
No, let's give them in the apiece of shit
Chat is the stream scuffed. Where's my next mission? I
Don't see it I have to do two more things
In here.
Talk to them. Talk to them.
Hey fine shit. You Japanese? Bro. Uh, yeah, but
Why are these my options?
Like why are these my two fucking options, bro?
Legitimately. Come on, bro. Nice. I've been looking for a Japanese wife. Bro!
Oh my god
Yo, what the hell is wrong with you, Kate and you're a powdered shit, bro, but
Yes
Yo, I come on a
yo all right come on bro like legitimately dude I was Chinese not
Japanese bro chat like what am I supposed to do with this guy bro I'm
Japanese film him or ask for language lessons I guess film him obnoxiously
all right lunch breaks over bro sky synapse zoom in on this chuds greasy
ass mouth bro he's not a chud bro in the mood dude get that drone out of my face
Ask where the hoes are.
Yo, where's the Oni-chan baddies, uh, cocky-wump-boing-boing?
Bro, the racism was one thing, but now you're being sexist, too.
Chat, am I doded?
Bro, there's no other missions you need to do.
What the fuck, bro? There's no other missions.
How am I gonna get 17,000?
What should I do now?
What should I do?
I know what they said they're going to charge me with eight council questions.
So what should I do?
Streamer Academy?
Crash out or accept your fate.
Crash out.
Okay, dude, come on get the fuck out of here mods do something bro mods what?
Okay, it's fine. I can't get banned if someone else says it staff if you ban me because of this you a bunch of hoes
What's he saying?
Everything I'm saying right now. He told me to say this
Yo
I don't know what other missions to do bro.
I don't know what other missions to do, man.
Yo!
Yo, Moura!
Yo, Moura, what's up, bro?
bro?
is that your nipple?
what's going on dude?
bro you ready bro?
dude i'll get it!
yo i'm trying to learn to say
bro i um what's it called?
i'm uh already kind of bricked bro
i'm too bad i can't do it
yo i'm dressed up as a croissant
i'm dressed up as a croissant
yo
she said she has she said
she said she she said that she
We're gonna talk
Wait, she's in the show
Bro, she's in the show bro
I don't even know bro, but look we're finding love out here bro like for real
Yeah, I'm gonna get ready let me uh, let me call you in like ten minutes ten minutes
I'm gonna tell you ten minutes, okay
I'm gonna get a tuxedo.
Chats, did I get ready or do this quest really quick?
Bro, it's in 20 minutes?
Fuck.
Bro, I should probably get ready.
Yeah, I should get ready, I think.
Oh.
Why she hate you, bro?
Chats, did I get ready?
Yeah.
Okay, let me call them.
Well, I'm too anxious to walk in and talk to her again.
I can win, man. You brought it. I gotta get ready.
Wait, let me save game.
E-girl, huh? Stay here.
E-girl?
Yes!
Wait, let me save game. Let me save game. Let me save game. Let me save game.
We're gonna beat this game soon, bro.
Let me save game.
Chat, tell him I'm gonna call him in a second. I gotta get my outfit ready.
Tell him I'm gonna call him in Discord right now.
I didn't realize, I said 10 minutes, I didn't realize it was 20 minutes out, 20 minutes
out to the gate bro, 20 minutes to the gate, 20 minutes to the gate.
Where's my home chat, there it is.
So what a bit pat, so what a part of it pat it, so what a part of it pat it.
Reason this is my room right here.
Save and sleep bro, chat all right it's time for the date bro, lock in 20v1 in VR bro.
Let me call Murda, let me call Murda, chat let me call Murda, let me call Murda, let
me call Murda.
in discord let me call mudra in discord now focus focus
21. Can you do some for me? Hello? So he just calls me and then leaves the fucking setup.
I don't understand.
Jump a seven in the chat if you're bricked.
Jump an eight in the chat if you're horny.
Drop a nine if you're gonna be gooning
on this segment with me and Jinxie.
And type 10 if high-vives is a fat chud.
Type 11 if high-vives is a fat chud.
And type 13 if high, vice, and dick is small.
Type 13 if high, vice, and dick is small.
All right, let's do this it's that time bro. Yo, where's Muda? Where's Muda?
Check it ready? Check it ready? Where's Muda bro? Yo, yo, yo, bro, can you stop with
this dick camera every time you walk in frame, bro? We see it, Johnson, bro. We see it,
bro. Muda.
You can see it. Yo, look, bro. I got, oh my god.
Look, you need to brush your teeth, bro. Look.
Yeah, well, I'm, uh, don't fuck around with this shit, bro, like, I'm not, dude, I'm
Those are legitimate chance we find our wife in VR chat right now.
Bro, Jixi, I'm so excited! I'm so excited!
I'm so excited!
Bro, turn your camera on, bro. I want to see you, bro.
I want to see how you actually look right now.
Like, are you even ready? Are you even ready?
No, I'm not ready yet. I'm not ready yet. I'm not ready yet.
How many times am I...
Yo, hold a frame, Mog.
Wait, stand up.
No, dude. Stop. You're bigger than me, bro.
Wait, I'm getting a little fat right now.
Your tips... You like my titties?
Your tips like are like moving away from each other. Do you see that bro? It's genetics, bro. Are you serious?
But you have good abs bro. Wow very strong man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Maybe you could come over and suck in my nipples one day
Sorry, bro. I'm sorry. No listen, dude. I'm so fucking excited. Yeah, I'm gonna watch my teeth. I'm gonna listen, bro
Yeah, I can't stop talking. I'm so excited
All right, so listen, are you gonna throw in Tuxedo?
What are you gonna do?
Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll keep,
and then I'm gonna use the mouthwash,
and then I'm gonna blow my phone.
Yeah, huh?
Hey, I'm gonna go and Tuxedo.
I'm doing great.
Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do a great video.
Okay, I'm gonna do a great video.
All right, I'm gonna do a great.
All right, chat on the back.
Okay, get ready, bro, get ready, hurry, hurry.
I am, I am, I am, I am.
I
Pull it out
All right.
My law.
What do you verify?
No, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
All right, now it's time for my outfit, bro.
It's a huge date night opportunity for me, guys.
Like, seriously.
So, bro, for my outfit, I'm going to get like a nice shirt with a tuxedo.
But chat look at my shoes bro.
Chat and I climaxed this morning as well.
Okay bro for my shoes chat.
These are the shoes I'm gonna be wearing.
These are the shoes I'm gonna be wearing, chat.
Boom, chat.
So, all right, so boom.
These are the shoes, bro.
Right here.
Hi guys, can you unzoom it?
Chat, I got actual, like, legitimate dress shoes, bro.
Like, actual real dress shoes.
Guys, I'm taking the state serious.
Why is it on my tits?
Guys, I'm taking it in the state serious
because I'm trying to find love, bro.
I'm trying to find love, dude.
So chat, there's the shoes, bro.
Right, you put it on the same.
Here's the shoes, right?
Okay.
We are about to enter virtual reality dating, bro.
20v2, bro.
Here's the shoes right here, okay?
Now I need dress socks chat, all right?
Step two, dress socks.
All right, so let's look.
I don't have any dress socks. I'm gonna do regular socks.
Like that.
Yeah, I know, baby. I know, baby.
You
Oh, Chad, I don't think these shoes would go good with these socks, right?
Or would they?
Chad, would they?
Would they?
Would they?
Would they?
Would these shoes go good?
Chad, I need like dress socks, bro.
Alright, let's just put on our shoes first, bro.
We can build the rest of the outfit later.
Bro, I look fat on this angle, bro.
I'm out of the far, I'm out of the clinic chat.
Oh, thank god, there was a silent one.
Bro, you can see my love handle
So look at this though, this is from football training
Tell me good at this bro
It's made out of metal
Okay, next thing on the list, bro, I need to wear a nice shirt with um
Uh, pants, and then I need to get like a nice tuxedo, right?
Alright, can you get the next thing?
Let's get the shoes off.
The shoes are in, bro.
I don't know, nice to be cheap, man.
First day in VR.
So the shoes are nice, these are good.
Now, I need long pants with a, um, like a tuxedo on a shirt.
All right.
Why would I put on the shoes if I don't have the pants off?
Fuck!
But this will look good, bro, when it's all said and done.
Yeah, this will look good when it's all said and done.
Right, let me put, I gotta take off my shoes now and put it on my pants.
Bro, what am I doing, man?
I like what the fuck
All right, let me put it on my pants now chat. I'll be back. Okay, I don't get my shoes off
Unless I pull out my top right now
Kidding
Yeah, just super calm, super casual, we're all super casual.
Now we put our shoes.
Now we put our shoes.
I kind of have a nice ass, bro.
Halfway complete, bro.
Halfway complete.
Under shirt doesn't really matter, I don't think.
How do I look scared of one of ten scared of one of ten chat how do I look CTE NPC NPC
you disgust me smash L. Let's talk to Muda bro. Let's talk to Muda. Oh, Muda's not even ready.
Chad, I think I know something that could make this outfit a lot better, bro. I think I know
something that could add a lot of aura to this outfit chat.
So I'm going to show you how to do it.
So I'm going to show you how to do it.
This has not been busted out in two- Hi guys!
This has not been busted out in probably two years, bro.
This has not been busted out in probably two years, man.
This is like my super suit, bro.
It's date night, bro. Like, we're ready to roll.
That'd ask, bro.
We're actually ready to fucking roll, bro.
It is actually Dayton I do.
Chat, what do you guys think?
Tux or this? Tux or coat?
Chat, tux or coat, bro?
Y'all please vote, man.
We're going to pull. Tux or coat?
Oh
Oh, I will chat tux or coat
Right of all in here man
Yo, Mooda you ready hear me
Just hear me yes, I can do it first of all bro be honest like actually actually be honest be honest be honest
All right, do I look good a stretch of outfit?
I
Show me your shoes
I'm in my socks
Well, you don't have shoes where you have to get shoes, but it's like a date. I have date shoes. I
Don't have those. Let me show you like my outfit, bro. Okay. You need shoes bro get shoes
What you look like a fucking GTA 5 player right now? What is this purple fucking coat you have on right now?
What is that?
Bro, this is taking this seriously. Yes, bro chat. Can y'all run a poll tuxedo or coat?
Uh-oh the chat saying tuxedo. Okay, you know what?
What about me? Should I get into a the white you know that one white that one white like that like like like
The long white that the long white dress shirt that I wore a long time ago and the two the two-day
You're fucking your top!
Get your fucking top!
Yes, bro, wear whatever, bro. You look way too casual right now.
Okay, alright, alright, I'm gonna change it, I'm gonna change it, I'm gonna change it, I'm gonna change it, I'm gonna change it.
Alright, let me get my tuxedo, bro.
No, get that fucking purple jacket off, seriously.
Alright, bro, I got you.
Check, my ass is actually out.
Bro, I need a better undershirt, bro.
Hey, bro, I don't know what's...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What about a road?
Yeah, what about a road guys?
Yeah, what about a road doesn't this just look like really chill really casual
Yes
Guys what like isn't this good?
Daddy I'm wet
What about like um I just go like full on robe and just keep it super casual bro isn't
this just really casual?
They won't like that trust.
a chain, bro. I don't know what to do, bro. I wish I had an all white shirt, bro. I just
don't have it. Oh my, like, I don't know what to do, chat. I bet I'm out of loss for words,
guys. Let me put a chat on my phone. Should I just go tuxedo with white shirt under?
I don't know what to do, though.
You look submissive.
You look like Hugh Hefner.
I don't know who that is.
Put your tits away, you slob, okay?
That's not helping anything.
Ah, the chat's ain't tuxedo, fuck.
Okay, the chat's ain't tuxedo, all right, all right, chat.
Thank you.
Okay, what about a nice polo with the tucks over?
What's that?
Here we are.
Look at this.
It's just a nice polo with the tux.
I'm nervous for this day, yo.
I'm nervous for this day, bro.
Like legitimately, wow.
I've never been more nervous in my life, bro.
Legit, bro.
It's actually crazy.
22, man.
In VR.
22 in VR.
This is actually insanely nerve-wracking, bro.
Fix the collar?
Did I fix it, folded it into the jacket?
Chad, I've never did that, bro.
What do you mean, autism?
I've never did this.
Put it down.
You look like Walter White.
Fold it underneath your tux, button your shirt up.
I would punch you in the face.
Shysa.
Look at the whole outfit, I actually don't judge.
Guys, look at the whole outfit.
Chad, get in the van.
Say you're with the five gifted.
Say you're with the five gifted.
Chad, what about this?
Chad, what do you mean by that?
Chad, what do you mean by that?
Chad, what do you mean, tuck it in, bro?
Like that?
Chad, is it like that?
Yes.
This is going to be a train wreck.
This is actually going to be a train wreck, bro.
Hi, baby.
This is actually going to be a train wreck, bro.
Oh, my God, this is actually going to be a train wreck.
Oh, I'm actually so I've never been more nervous for anything in my life, bro.
Legitimately.
I've never been more nervous for anything in my life
You need a watch I don't have a watch bro. I don't own a watch I
Don't even have a chain, bro. I used to have one, but I lost it. I used to have a jinksy chain, but I lost it
It's all I got chat
I'm nervous, bro
Do I look good like honestly?
Do I look like I'm ready for a date, bro?
Let me get my green screen out.
You look fat, that doesn't really answer the question.
The question was do I look good, not do I look fucking fat?
It's not the question.
Row 20B2 in VR chat.
Stop saying GAT every time I stand up.
Stop saying fucking GAT every time I stand up, bro.
Oh, I forgot the cologne too, chat.
Wait, it's in virtual reality.
What's even the point of cologne?
At whatever.
Grab a Cerveza. Yeah, I gotta get to drinking, bro. What's this? Have us. Wait, have us.
What? I'm not buying that. Have I stopped $80,000 for that? No, I'm not buying that.
So waste of money who would ever buy that
Well, I should my can be like this it should right
Tell me mean deal. I'm not buying a fucking chain
You don't need a chain, bro
Wow, I'm actually going to have a panic attack, bro.
I'm actually going to have a panic attack.
Twenty V2.
I'm actually going to have a panic attack, bro.
Let me know when Muda's back to his set. Let me know.
Let me know.
High-vives, Colin.
Yo, high-vives. I'm nervous, bro. I'm really nervous.
Yeah, bro. Hey, I can tell, dude.
So, listen, as you know, bro, I'm from Italy. We're females.
You know what I'm saying? Trust me.
So, bro, first, the first question, first icebreaker,
what's your favorite color? That's a great one.
They always answer that one, right?
one that they throw back to you bro and you just say hey bro I like blue I like
oh don't call them bro fuck just say hey man I like blue no not ma'am bro they
because ma'am makes them think they're old bro come on hell bro oh shit
yeah what do we do what do we do blind leading the blind somebody said ask
Ask them how the weather is.
Yeah, yeah.
How do I tell the weather, yeah.
Oh, no.
Muda's FaceTiming me, bro.
Shiesa.
Bro, go to your set up, bro.
What are you doing?
Go to your-
Here, here.
All right.
Let me see this guy.
Yo, Muda.
You look good, bro.
Muda, can you hear me?
Muda, can you hear me?
Yo, yes, yes, yes.
Now that is the outfit.
These are two guys that are ready for a date.
That is that outfit.
Yo, yo, yo, Ashley, Ashley, dude, you look good.
You look good.
I would fuck you.
Like I said, I'd fuck you.
I'd fuck you.
You look good, bro.
Stand up.
Give me a 180.
Give me a 180.
Let me see something real quick.
What?
No, I'm not 180 in bro. Like you want to see the whole fit like I'm just show you. Yeah. Yeah, what type of freaky shit
It's that
I got oh my god
Oh
I'm not gonna lie. I think I give it like a like a 9.8. Oh 9.8. I want to give it you
a 2% there and the two dashes who points if I was there with you.
Bro, all right. Yo, look, Muda, you're getting like sort of off base here. Bro, we're not
gonna ban each other listen what's gonna happen tonight is we are going to find
actual like wives on VR chat bro you're gonna find your wife I'm gonna find
like in VR chat bro yes it's gonna be bro this is gonna be the mother of our
children bro you understand that's all I'm saying dude I'm I'm it's your heart
beating a little bit faster than normal uh yeah I need to start drinking beer
I don't, bro, I don't, I don't, I don't.
I might just drink one beer to take the edge off,
but I don't really know what I'm going to do with chat.
What should I do?
What should I do?
Should I drink one beer to take the edge off?
Wait, I need to add Gator on Discord and he's sad enough.
Does he have a server or something?
Let me see.
I already have Matt, hold up.
bro this is actually gonna be insane oh my god
bro this like a booths bro
okay wait wait wait jixi jixi jixi jixi
I don't want you to leave my side because if you leave my side I'm gonna get nervous
bro can we can we stay next to each other while we're like talking about the girls bro
because if you leave me I might start suffering
bro I got you bro I got you but I think it's like
let's get in a call with him and just have him explain it because I don't even know what it is
He's done it before he said
No, but what about me? What about me? I'm gonna stand up now. What about me? Tell me about me? Tell me about me?
turn around
Bro, I'm not an explain it bro, um
You look kind of like good
Are you serious? No, I think if you had a coat it would be like perfect, but I don't think you have a
I don't have one. I don't have one
It's okay. I think we look both ready, bro. I'm gonna make a group call with him. Okay, join this
Okay, but before you go my chat saying I look like a fucking waiter. Do I look like a waiter?
See that's kind of what I was gonna say, but I didn't want to like burp like kill your morale
Yeah, that's okay, that's more intimate. I actually like that better keep it like that
All right
All right, all right, take your pants off
I'm sorry bro, I'm sorry.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
Rupkaal, Rupkaal, alright, join this club.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm out of him. I'm out of him, out of him.
Gator, what is good, bro?
Yo, what's up?
Bro, we're ready to go, bro.
We are ready to fucking roll, man.
Now, okay, I have a situation.
Good or bad.
Your girl Sakura, your girl Sakura is asking
if she could sit next to you during this event.
I said it's up to you.
I don't know what you want to do about that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Is she a contestant?
Like, is she in here, bro?
I told her to be a contestant.
She's saying that she wants to sit next to you.
The entire time?
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
say fuck that shit, do you remember when I talked to other guys? Yeah, Gator, I don't know if you
know the lore, bro. We weren't even gonna do this, bro. I thought I had my wife with Sakura, bro.
And then she was talking to Jason, bro, talking to other guys. Yeah, bro, fuck that shit. She's
for the streets, bro. I'm gonna try to find real love tonight, bro. Gator, do you think
we have a chance of getting married through this right now? Absolutely, 100%.
100%
Mentally ill women because it's VR chat, but hey, you know
Are there any horny women here? Yo, oh, yeah, they're all super fucking horny. All right Gator
He's like don't get him going bro. Cuz this guy's kind of like the horniest guy enough
And do that with the twitch to us bro because I can't get back. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
I made sure I made sure that all of them have twitch to us now if you're streaming VR chat
I do recommend doing 18 plus mode probably you're gonna lose like ad revenue for like an hour, but whatever
Well, it'll probably be fine. I did like tell him not to be horse. I told him that
Yeah, I'm not here to like have these tax like I'm trying to really get married, bro
Well, you can have both why not
Yeah, I go so how do we do this is it like
VR chat I'll post my name in here. So you guys could just mind add him without leaking it, bro
I'm gonna go pee and I'm nervous. I might add him. We're about to join. Oh
You guys have like you guys have like mods that do this for you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yo, uh, yo, uh, I vice, uh, take, take control of my PC and Adam for me, please. Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, that's like, that's kind of cool. I want that. I mean, bro, you know, when you're in the big leagues, dude, you know, hi, you know, and you're in the big leagues, you just got to have, you know, those people to do this.
So, uh, Rolf Bader, can you be honest?
What's up?
Well, how did I-
Yeah, you can try to do Rob, by the way, if you want.
Alright, Rob or Ron?
Rob?
Rob.
Rob, uh, on a scale of 10, how good did I look?
Oh, dude, you look amazing.
Like if you were a go-
No.
What should I do?
Should I take my outfit?
Hold on, I'm trying to go to your stream right now.
Are you streaming?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, hold on, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm serious?
They're like car salesmen.
No, you definitely look like a car salesman.
Yeah, for sure.
Actually, yeah.
Okay, what am I gonna do then?
Okay, what about this?
What if I add the vest?
What if I add the vest?
Yeah, add the vest.
Here, here.
All right.
Now what do I look like?
All right, now that I look like you look like you look like that like there's always that like one dude at the wedding
that like drops like the crazy dance moves in my opinion. I don't know why. That's just like the vibe you give me. Yeah.
I'm gonna show a little chess hair
Focus focus
Lock the fucking bro dead like dead fucking ass bro
Yo, it's a screen black I'm on
I'm a fat shut so like it doesn't matter. You're okay. Nice to meet you, bro. How you doing, bro?
It's nice to meet you, man
I'm helping but it not look like a car salesman because it's like chess here is Apache and he's like I don't know
Well, Jixie, you said I'm gonna call a salesman bro. Is that really true?
Yeah, I kind of see it a little bit. Yeah, I didn't want to say that one either, but you just look like you're about to scam me out of a car
I
Extended warranty bro like I'm gonna be honest
Okay, did you guys send me friend request have a chance to use you I hope this is you or else this is like that's it
Yeah, that's okay. I'm gonna turn off my cam and discord by the way
Yeah, that's fun
Okay, just I'm gonna invite you then Muda. I need a friend request from you still hi vice. Can you please Adam?
Yeah, yeah, he added him he added him
Wait, Gator, are we in?
Oh, hi, man.
GXB, by the way, if you want to call me Rob instead of Gator or Ruffle Gator, that's
what everyone just calls me.
Man, bro.
Yo, hi, guys.
What's up, bro?
GXB, I need a sprook.
I can't.
I can't.
You don't know who that's from, currently, as a stance.
Did you add him before or no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I added him before.
Wait.
Wait, oh look out, look out, look out, look out, look out.
Hi guys, you're in the VR world?
No, Kermit wasn't invited for the whole time.
Oh, well you'll be in the double today, you'll be in the double then.
Yeah, hey bro, I'll see you later, I'm always there, you know me.
Alright, alright, alright, stand down to this.
Wait hi guys, so, wait, um, Gator, does anything else have I needs to do?
Cause he added you, or is it done now?
Um, I still don't have anything from, unless Muda's name is Cum Killer,
Which I doubt it is his name cum killer.
Mooda, is that you, bro?
Mooda, are you what was it?
Cum killer.
That's not your request that I got.
But you rock, you have me at it, right?
Yeah, I'll send you I'll send you an invite right now.
I think you're about to be back.
I'm about to buy you.
Are you really nervous?
He's about to be, uh, this is the most nervous I've ever been for anything in my life ever.
That's so funny.
Bro, 20 VR women with all beautiful souls and personality.
They're like spiders, dude. They're more afraid of you than you are of them, trust.
Okay, okay. Bro, hey, does my character have aura, do you think?
I haven't seen your model yet. I'll tell you.
Uh, it's kind of aura. Is there a way to get rid of my sign or no? I mean, it's not a big deal. I don't really care that much.
Let me go to your stream.
What are?
Yeah, no, that's.
That's cool.
Yeah, you look sick.
Wait, I joined Gator Gator Gator.
I joined.
I joined.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK.
I'll meet you at spawn, all right?
I don't know what the fuck is going on with Muda.
Oh my god.
Whoa, that's like, oh my god.
Wait, Muda can request off you and you can let him in.
If he's on your friends list.
Is there music in here or no?
There is, but it's not copyright.
But you could turn your music volume down you could turn your world music down to zero
How do I do that?
I'll teach you okay. Hello. Can you see me in game? Yes? Yes? Yes? Okay?
Escape and then click like the little sound bottom button at the bottom, bro. You look so cute, bro
You look so cute dude wait escape and then what?
the little like volume thing at the bottom huh by a double talk I got to meet
discord okay and then turn your world volume down to zero John okay now there
should be no music but you can play your own music if you don't want it to be
like awkward but we do have a we do have a music you hi boys you please add them
I
You
Wait, wait, who's buddy, do you know buddy?
No, I'm just like you just open my things. I'm just like helping you out. Oh, I'm open Mike. Oh
How do I fix that
Okay, okay, press B. Press B. You can mute and unmute your mic.
Vamo. No, it's not working, bro. It's open mic.
Okay, hold on.
Bro, Rob, I'm horny, bro.
We got you, bro. I added some men in there because I wasn't sure if you're into men or not. Sorry.
I just wanted to, I wanted to be inclusive.
Wait, what? Wait, you said what?
I had like a few men in there, like five men in there because I wasn't sure if you're into dudes or not.
you just come off a little zesty okay is this one of the guys I'm dating right
here no this is my co-host that's my friend crumpet what's up in the show I'm
crumpet guys I am basically uh no I'm excited for this yeah
I thought he was going to come out there.
It's going to be good.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, oh my gosh.
We had 28 people sign up, so you're basically going to eliminate 14 people after the fucking
introductions.
It's 15 now.
It's 30 total.
There's 30 people?
Yeah, yeah, I just got the list.
There's 30 people.
A lot of them are like women.
We had to tell them to put their tops back on.
They were like pulling them out.
Whoa, in the auditions.
like pulling them out.
Whoa, in the auditions, what?
Yeah, yeah, now maybe that'll be their talent.
There's a talent show.
Oh my God.
Maybe it'll be a little special talent show tonight.
Oh my God.
They're gonna be getting some like the drawn shit
that'll be epic.
Oh my God, bro.
High-fives, 18 plus.
Wait, wait, hold up.
Wait, no, it's not gonna be like bad, right?
It's not gonna be bad.
It's gonna be too bad.
Okay, okay, so here's the thing, right?
If anything's ever too much, there's a very simple trick.
Okay, watch me.
You just do this.
Okay, I got you.
I was just-
You know what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you.
You're a gamer, you know how to flick?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, like, when people say they get equally,
it's like, motherfucker, just walk away from your monitor.
Like, just do that.
I was gonna do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, if it's bad, it's bad.
Just take it away, IRL.
You gotta look away at the game, otherwise, it's over.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
We have us, I'm gonna text you.
I'm gonna text you.
Why is Muda calling bro Muda get in here bro
He invited you get you what are you doing?
Bro
Yeah, look at this bro. He invited you bro get in there
He said he invited you four times
Yo, you're so stupid, bro, like, you're so stupid, join.
Let me ask Hivemind.
Bro, you guys can't go like two hours without ad revenue?
No, bro, it's not that, bro.
I think it like blocks your stream.
I don't think so.
No, you'll still appear in the algorithm because there's a lot of people that only stream
18 plus.
Yo, Hivemind.
the deal on 18 plus bro is it gonna block the stream bro but do they have to
click a button to see the stream
no no no no oh my god oh my god all right
What these things guys if we don't do that we have to be really on top of everything all right Rob
Crumpet Mura trust trust. Yes. All right. You guys got us from
If someone if someone is being too much, I will scream at them. Okay, I was how about a codeword like
Apple cheese cheese
Because there's pizza there. You might actually say cheese maybe apples. How about apples?
Yeah, if we say apples
Okay, what the fuck they need clothes guys
Sorry, man. Listen like you know, they wear clothes if you ask them to oh my god, what okay
Better, how are you?
Me to you ma'am. I'm Rob's co-host. I'll be helpful today. It's okay. I know
Yeah, Mura. Yeah, he has a really big nose. Mura. I need to talk to you really quick one second
Mura
Yeah, give us some space. Give us some space. Come back in 25 seconds. Yeah
Come in the dark alley
Keep your note don't hit me with your nose don't hit me with
There was supposed to be 20 girls, but there's 30
We're just gonna gator okay, we're gonna we're gonna yo all rough you guys okay you guys can hear us yo
There's some men in there.
I just, I wanted to be more.
What?
Muda, it's okay, bro.
You can eliminate them.
Yo, Rob, here's the thing, bro.
I might keep one.
Rob, here's the thing, bro.
So here's my question.
Here's your one.
Um, how long would it take?
Like two hours?
We're thinking like two hours, probably.
Is that good?
Maybe a little bit more than two hours.
That's fine.
Well, we'll try to make it,
we'll try to keep moving.
No, no, that's good.
That's good.
Muda, is that good?
Two and a half hours?
Uh two and a half hours, but he's an ass. Yes, it is. All right. Remember no
No naked no nipples, bro. Please please please no
We'll make sure I'll fucking check up. All right. All right, let's do this. Are you ready? Let's go
Right over here
things off my chest. There's a couple of things off my chest. Okay. Just a couple of things
off my chest. First of all, you never leave my side, bro. I need you with me 24 seven
unless you want to like spit some game and spit some Riz. All right. Can you stop looking
at my I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Come on. Come on. What's that second of a second of all second
of all? I don't know what to say. All right. So yes. All right, guys, you guys got to
I mean
This could be the mother of your children, Mura.
Really, really, like literally, literally.
This could be a start to a whole new beginning.
Alright?
Okay, I'm gonna teach you guys about like safety settings so that like you can see all the avatars and people don't like accidentally appear naked.
We have a tutorial person.
I'm gonna go get her really quick.
Crump it, just distract him for a second.
Alright, alright.
Wait a second, right there.
So I think it's a good job distracting for four seconds.
This is the tutorial person.
person yeah she's a very nice she'll teach you what you need to do so that
everything looks good she's our hard-mined man she'll teach you
okay okay I just want to be very respectful here you look you look
fantastic Mimi I'm gonna be honest with you you look very fantastic keep it in
your pants bro she's not even in the show come on I mean I was just being
We're setting name plate visibility and you want to have it on a hidden
Okay, you don't want to say names. It's better. All right. All right. Hidden. Okay.
When you guys are done with stage one, just to make sure everything goes smooth.
Change the option. So what does this mean?
I can't believe you fucking crashed. Holy shit. So it will show the avatars completely the way
that the people wearing them want you to see them. So you have to show them.
like there's nipples out well no this will show it in a way where it doesn't have their nipples out
because it's gonna be like the right way nice guys so Mimi how is the uh letter today
all right we open this weather bro it's gonna be
nervous she's scared to talk to me she's nervous
Yo, I forgot what to put, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot.
This game is so peep, bro.
All right, we're about to play.
We're about to, this game is so peep.
Oh no, oh my god, they're gonna send you.
They're looking at a freak.
Are you guys ready?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm ready.
I'm gonna explain the rules to you guys, OK?
All right, come on.
OK, come on.
I'm not hiding, will you?
I'll give it a sec to load.
Dude, what do I do?
My game's lagging on, like, three IVIs.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll teach you a setting.
I'll teach you a setting.
Please help me.
Those are the maids.
Those are the maids.
You don't have to pay attention to them.
They're just here, like...
Whoa!
Whoa!
Why did I get here?
Someone sprayed that on the wall.
I don't know where that came from.
That's the worst picture of me ever!
In front of the huzz?
No, in front of the huzz?
No, they're not going to see it. They're going to be on the stage. They're not going to see it. They're not going to see it.
Okay.
Oh yeah.
Okay, alright, come here, come here.
Well, you're on the stage where they're going to be, right?
You want to sit here and you want to look at the stage because that's where they're going to introduce themselves.
But we're teaching you how to fix the state beside it.
Does Mura have like eight brain cells?
Do you have low FPS?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's tearing, it's tearing, it's tearing.
Okay, so do this. Press escape. Press a little gear in the bottom right. And then when you scroll down, there's a little section called avatar culling. Do you see it?
Yeah.
Do show nearest and then just select like 15 and then they'll only show the 15 nearest avatars so that like if someone's there's too many people, it won't fuck with your FDS.
Okay, I did it at 15. Beautiful. Thank you.
Wait, my name tags are fast.
Way more smooth though?
Yeah, way more smooth.
It's only when you press escape when you when you close escape. It's a mission be there
It's all glitch now though. I don't see anybody there even I can't see people in the bar
There's like there's like 20 people behind that current that's why
What?
20 people
Well, there's like 30 people behind the car. Yeah
We're all robbed. Am I gonna like am I gonna actually like find a lady?
You're gonna fucking find love tonight, bro. Oh my god. Okay. Here comes eight brains out mood. Hey, Mura
Yes
Mura, let's get in here. Come on. All right. Let's go
The rules all right, you know the stage by the way the stage is where the contestants will be all right
Okay, well, you don't have to be that far back either. You can just like stand for the stage, right?
Okay, okay. So here's what's gonna happen guys. You guys are in a game show, okay?
This is an elimination game show. There's a bunch of people that are gonna come.
The first round is gonna be an intro. They're all gonna introduce themselves one by one.
After you see all their intros, you're gonna eliminate 14 people right off the back because
we have 30 people and I don't want to be here. 15. We have a lot of people here and I don't want to
you guys here all night 30 dates is gonna take a long time to go through right so um
moora are you guys ready you guys turn around oh just just just just give me one second i didn't
go get some moora you got some water give me some water that's your main staff right there okay
if you guys need anything you can ask baby bottle all right baby you're gonna say hi
Oh my god.
Whatever you need.
Hello, hello.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Go pee, bro.
Go pee.
Yeah, I'm going to go.
I'll be right back.
This is the best day of my life.
Hello, ladies.
They're just here to distract you, by the way.
They're not in the show.
How is the suck you by and they're trying to ruin your chances at marriage. Oh my god, they'll do whatever you want. Okay, uh
So wait you guys okay? All right, how is your guys's day going?
I'm doing great. I'm doing great. I'm ready for the
Show my god
You guys are started down when you see the contestants
I'll introduce the contestant and then they'll come out they'll do their intro and then they'll go back behind it
So make sure you pay attention to each one and
Mark your favorites because when we're done with this round
You guys are gonna alternate and eliminate them one by one you each get a choice
Should we eliminate them on the spot or wait till it's over?
You can wait till it's over. Yeah, you know who you want eliminated not
I'm gonna really lock in bro really concentrate on this
Okay, what if we end up liking the same girl? Is that impossible?
Chill.
Then you guys will have to figure out who ends up on a date with her at the end.
That's going to be interesting.
You'll be like, crystals are gone for her.
I'm nervous! I'm nervous! I'm nervous! I'm nervous!
Are you ready? Come on, let's go!
Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it on!
I like to inch. Bring it on! Bring it on!
Contestant, this is Sakura. You might be familiar with it.
Oh my.
Hi everybody. Hi. It's like a boy. I missed you. No, no, no, no, no. I know. What's gonna
be coming here? No, no, no, no. I know you think that I was with Jason, but I was
with Jason. It's my friend Kyra. I said five hours working on this outfit for your baby.
Oh, I know.
Oh, nice to have you, baby.
Oh, my gosh.
Uh, is that what I got, Ali?
Where do I even miss?
Yes, baby.
But I shut up!
Wait, just for you.
I mean, it's just for you. I spend like five hours on it. Just for you, baby.
Oh, my God, bro.
Mura, help me, bro.
I missed you.
Oh, my God.
Mura, hi.
soccer we do have a lot of people to go through so I almost exploded in my
pants right there bro
a wonderful lady by the name of Jinxie with a G
what?
come on out Jinxie with a G
what is that?
how's it going tonight?
what is...
wait your name is Jinxie?
Yeah, the better Jinxie but the G.
I heard about you from my brother.
Apparently he's like some viewer of yours.
And I decided, you know, I think I want to ruin
my brother's life and try to fuck his favorite string.
Why?
Yeah!
Whoa!
Hey!
It's our first date!
What are you saying?
Come on!
So hey.
Hey, I'm looking for,
I'm looking for to get the first time.
Oh my God.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm not looking for what they say.
So, you have very nice shoes, very nice shoes.
Oh, okay.
And a very nice cap tail.
Have you ever like, been out of before?
Yeah, all the time.
We're in here.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God.
Hey, I'm James here with the police.
We're here to keep you in custody.
James, I never want to fuck you more.
Yo, shh.
All right, my time.
My time, my time, my time.
Coming out with our debut appearance is
Shadekiss!
Shadekiss!
Shadekiss!
E-bomb down!
E-bomb down!
E-bomb down!
E-bomb down!
Umm...
I love that.
You're in this game.
What's up, dude?
Umm...
What's going on?
What's going on?
I'm trying to kiss Maximus, but you should call me Big Chud.
I came here actually, because I'm a big Jinxie fan.
I saved my head and my eyebrows off.
All right, hey.
No, you don't have to do that, bro.
You know, I want it to be just like him.
I want to save him from making a mistake tonight.
You, you, you have a really nice, you have a really nice round head, Big Chud.
Thank you.
Wait, Chud, because you said you wanted to save me?
Save me from a mistake. What do you mean?
You're my street
I'm your viewer and I can't let you go with some e-girl who's gonna ruin your life at the voice of your buddy
So I'm gonna be there for you. Oh, I'm gonna be there
I'm gonna be the guy who makes you into the game at war Lord. You should be together big charter jigsie. We're gonna form a
non
Definitely not gay partnership you and me brother. We're gonna go together back up. All right back up a little bit
Characuse stop!
Did you fall? Characuse did you fall?
Characuse!
What the- okay I-
He got-
Lola, Lola!
Oh-
Oh my god.
Obviously
What's going on
Doing pretty good
Lola how you look very only look very
spectacular this this Thursday night
No worries. Oh
Oh my god. Oh, I like I like I like yeah, I like yeah. Yeah, I like yeah
Sorry
Me too Jesus Laura. Have you ever um I
Lost my trade of thought from TV. Lola. Can you you turn to the cat not a buddy, right?
Do you meow
oh my god
dude, alright, thank you, Lola
we gotta keep moving so you can meet all the contestants
ohhhhhh
hey, watch that
don't worry guys, we got someone
who might really blow your mind
i'm giving you
cat mom
come on out, cat mom
cat mom
oh my
oh my
hi
ohhhhhh
ohhhhh
Oh
Cat mom cat mom, why is this come on why is your name cat mom? I
Love my baby cats. I have seven you have seven almost seven cats with kittens
I don't even know one person I can limit all that okay oh my god oh my oh my oh my god
It's okay. I reacted fast.
Oh my god. I'm already waiting.
Hello. Hi. Hi. Hi.
Hi, buddy.
I'm so good. Yeah, are you good? I miss your big nerves. I do see you.
Oh, hey! Mura! Where's your guy? Mura! Mura! Mura! Mura! Where's your guy's dating, I think?
Oh, I mean we are nowhere to date, but maybe we can make maybe we could date tonight. Jesus
Yeah, you look five you look fabulous tonight
Okay
What the fuck!
Hey!
That was good.
Hey, wait, this is a, I thought this was a date, this is a date.
This is a, I take it up the bug bro, don't worry.
Hey! Hey! Hey! What's that? Yo, come on bro! What's that? What? No, no!
What the fuck?
What's that?
No, no!
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
I
Like your glasses, bro, I got the same ones
My name is Jinxie bro or Nick
Your name was Ben they get the wrong
Jibari, wait, Jibari, bro, you're probably going to get eliminated, bro. We're not dating you, bro.
Because you have a pose, I don't like men.
All right, no, wait, hold up, hey, hey, Mudo, Mudo, hear him out, hear him out, hear him out.
There would have talked to me or yeah, uh, Jabari talk to you catch a bar Jones. I'm the stage the longest that's gotta mean something
All right next contestant mood, I'm just saying hear him out
What I'm just saying here him out bro here him out
She's so ready to meet you both
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Her name is?
Stop.
Wait, what?
Wait, what do you mean by she's Thai?
I don't know.
Oh my god.
I mean, if you want to know how I'm Thai, I can explain it.
Oh my god.
Oh.
No.
Nice.
No.
How are you?
What did you say her name was?
Mrs. Thai?
What did you say her name was?
You can call me Mrs. Thay or model.
Can I call you mommy, baby?
Can I call you mommy?
You can.
Oh my, yeah anything literally anything. I can't help but notice your nose so I'm curious. I'm
heard if you have a big nose it's really good to sit on it. Is that true by me too?
Yes it is. Yes it is.
Hey, sorry I'm just a little nervous over here. I'm not really talking to you. I'm just nervous.
Come here. Come here. Don't be nervous. Let's move on.
I'm sorry. It's okay handsome. It's okay. It's don't be nervous. We're all just as nervous as you are.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I just wanted to say you look very beautiful and... Me? Oh. Thank you.
All right. Well, we will probably see you in the next round.
I hope that I get to see both of you in the next round. Oh, oh, baby. You, you will money.
The Jinxie does seem to match better with the male contestants so far
No, no, it's not that he was just a nice dude, I'm saying hear him out a little bit
Our next contestant is a silver
2011 Mercedes Benz SLS AMG wait what I'm into Mercedes. I'm into Mercedes. Let me get to come
What the fuck is this?
How are you supposed to take a call on a day off?
Not just a car.
I'm trans, baby.
A transformer.
What?
Wait, wait.
What is your name?
What is your name?
Oh, fuck.
I'm Samway.
Get yourself someone who can do it all.
Anything from a car to a humanoid robot.
I'm yours, baby.
Wait, wait, so you want to date us?
Oh, yeah, ever since Megatron destroyed, well,
ever since the whole spark cube got destroyed,
I've been looking for a different kind of spark.
So you want to have sex with me?
I'm going to be in change, my dear.
So if we were to have that sex, where do I put it?
Like, where do I put my baby?
Just because I'm in, baby.
Yo.
I don't know, I don't know.
Bro.
My shifter.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Get him out!
Bro, this guy would spread my hole, bro. This guy...
Wow. That is actually insane.
Joey?
What Joey or Zoe?
Hey, Zoe Zoe I just want to say I so I love how you're wearing like a full like clothes like you know what I'm saying Zoe
I love that I
Like to give myself a little restricted into later dates what?
What is that?
And I've also been told them a lot
We'll see which one wins tonight, my bad.
Oh.
I'm pitching a 10.
Zoe, I would just like to say I really like your outfit, too.
I'm gonna have to agree with Jinxie here.
Very clothed, very studious. I like it.
Oh, thank you.
Hey Rob, what is this sign right here?
What is this sign, bro?
Pardon me?
No, this...
I don't know about that, I don't know about that.
Zoe, ignore that Zoe, that's a AI generated image.
Zoe, that's AI generated, that's not me.
It must have, you know, there's damn graffiti on it.
That's AI Zoe, okay, it's AI, it's not real.
So, Zoe, who's more handsome?
Nearmuda, Zoe, who's more handsome?
If I'm gonna be honest,
I find myself getting lost in your
immoral pressures and his long nose.
Putting your eyes by the way.
He has glasses on! How do you even see it in his eyes?
Well Zoe will probably see you in the next round unless Murad eliminates you, alright?
Alrighty.
Thank you.
Shag set.
Well, good luck to Jinxi with that one. Sorry to Pinocchio. She did not seem into you.
Oh my god, I was going to test that one.
Oh my god, I don't understand.
Cat girl? You said a cat girl.
Oh, okay.
Hi.
Hi, my name is Mimiki, I'm a cat girl from UCAlertant, it's nice to meet you.
Meow?
Yeah.
Oh my god, oh my...
Oh, uh...
You know, make sure you don't turn around too much when you're on all fours.
No, I would never, only if someone asks.
Oh...
Oh
What did you say your name was I'm so sorry cat what sorry
May you be I love I love I love your name. I don't know what I'd like. I love your um skirt
Yeah, I like to taste sorry
Okay, okay, and so are you if you're a cat girl are you looking for like a dog?
well I mean I've been hunted by wolves before but I'm always in the market for
something different I'm a were you looking for like a puppy or like a dog
I don't know it depends what you are you sound like a puppy shut up
It's not India, dude. All right. Sorry. Next round. We'll see you maybe
We'll maybe see you at the next round, thank you
What oh my god
Uh, hello.
Hello, I'm Kevin, or Kevin Paddy. It's nice to meet you both.
Suffocate me.
Kind of, uh, if you want to.
Like, literally, like, literally sit up my nose until I die.
Yo!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
So, who do you think is more handsome between us?
The art side advertisers are in real life.
Real life.
Fuck.
I have to go with Muda, dude.
He was pitted up so fresh today.
Everyone was talking about it.
I'm so sorry.
Hey, Crabby Patty, I want to say you look amazing from the tight pants to your face, to your
hair, to the leaf.
Can you please go 180 for me, my love?
Thank you so much, Kati.
Thank you, Kati.
Take care.
Take care.
See you, Kati.
She said you're more handsome than I am.
I'm not a guest.
I mean, I'm so excited to be here and so nervous, but she is super, super happy to see you two.
Her name, Hemi.
Come out, Hemi.
I think you look handsome, bro.
Hey, Hemi.
Hey, Hemi.
How was your day?
How is your day today?
Oh, yeah, tell us about yourself.
Well, I'm British and I draw.
I love learning things to you.
I wonder what you guys can teach me.
I can teach you everything.
Anything and everything.
Sorry.
So wait, what's...
I'm excited.
Himi, what's your favorite color, Himi?
My favorite color would have to be red.
right
cannot i was a bad dumb question dumb question
yeah i mean you look good in red though you look good you look good in red
aw you look good in yellow
thank you
hardbark
okay well him he will maybe see you in the next round probably most likely
oh my did you see it
oh my god what the
did you see the red one
yo it's that bytoss it's that bytoss
bro be careful
let's go for it
okay
this next one he's big
He's bad. He's a huge, huge, massive personality.
And he's here for you. This is Draco Moisbringer.
Draco!
Hello, hello, baby. How are you doing?
Shit.
Oh, what is up, baby? How are you doing?
Little kid, huh?
You scared me, man.
Hey! Hey!
Oh my god, back up a little bit, man!
Nah, come on up here. You, get up here now.
Come on, kid. Come on.
there you go what's good job you did so good
i didn't mean to have you no i ban him ban him i ban him no
fuck no you're cheese
you gotta argue hey my eyes are up here baby okay good to see you guys when draco i'm here to
take control huh so okay who do you think draco draco who do you think is more submissive me or
mode up all right let's do a little test let's do a little test okay let me see
all right both y'all stand up for me come on stand up I'm talking about the
real-life cameras bitch Dan don't get on the stage yes sir yes sir yes sir yes
sir all right now who's your booth of good kitty here let's see your best
poses oh who's a good little kitty no I'm not today I'm sitting down hey honestly
Not Bambus fucking get him out. Bambus. Nah I didn't. I didn't think about it at all.
Get out of here baby.
What a psycho.
Her name is simple and she's here to meet ya.
What a psychopath.
Jesse. Jesse.
Jess, I thought it was Jess.
Wait, what is your name?
What is your name?
I'm sorry.
Hello.
Is this the name?
Yes.
Yes, I'm good to hear you.
Can you hear me?
Yes.
Hi, Jessi.
Hi.
Hey, Jessi.
Hey, Jessi.
Jessi, how are you?
How are you?
I'm good.
Wait.
Muda, stop me howling.
Have some self-control over yourself, dude.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Hey, Jessi, you said Daddy, were you talking to me or Muda?
who wants it
What I have to see I guess I don't know what to see what happens
Jesse Jesse Jesse can I be honest Jesse?
Yeah, you look stunning tonight. I don't know if I like
To yeah
Jesse, give me a high five, Jesse.
Hello?
Give me a high five.
Yeah, high five.
High five.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Get it.
All right.
Next round.
Thank you so much, Jesse.
Next round.
Next round.
Please, please.
Next round.
Next round.
Next round.
Next round.
Next round.
Okay.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, she went back to the bar.
All right.
Yeah.
Sounds very unique.
What?
Oh, hello!
Hello, Jerry's!
Hello!
Hello!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Gladys!
Gladys!
Yo, yo, yo!
Gladys!
Are you-are you good?
Are you-are you good?
Are you dead?
Hello?
Are you okay?
I'm on for you, Jerry's!
Oh, oh, oh!
Muda, pick her up, bro!
Be a gentleman!
Muda, pick her up, pick her up!
Pick her up, Mooda!
Come here, come here again, come here.
Oh, such a gentleman, Gary.
Oh, you know this.
So handsome, the both of you.
All right, thank you, I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Grandma, oh sorry, not grandma.
No, no, no, glad it is, glad it is.
The first thing you notice about Mooda was his nose.
Why?
Oh, because it's just, it's valid.
Here I have experience, much experience,
unlike the other whores in this place.
Hey, hey, hey! Gladys, hey, hey! Gladys, you're wonderful!
Thank you so much, Granny.
Gladys, stop making that! Gladys, stop, stop!
Okay, alright.
Gladys, maybe we'll bring you to the next round, Gladys.
Oh, what is she doing? What is she doing?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I don't think anything's popping off, okay?
I don't think anything's gonna pop out.
Oh, fuck, where do I go?
Through the curtain, Gladys.
You're doing great Gladys. You're doing amazing.
I mean, I don't even know how old is she.
No, it's like fifty-first stage. The Alzheimer's makes her love you more.
Yes, yes, yes.
Alright, next up, we've got a YouTuber.
You might have heard of him. His name, Gaming Whale12345.
Yes, we got him.
Gaming what the fuck, animatronics, what?
what dubstep intro commence now
hello mr. murders my name is gamiel 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 it's a pleasure to make your
acquaintance tonight how are you guys doing you might have the most or I've ever seen in my life
bro yeah come here mr. jizzy that is the alright hey hey I don't go by jizzy bro that's false
You call me, you, you, hey, you call me Jizzy.
You want me to call me Mr. J?
Uh, just Jizzy, bro. It's not Jizzy. Just Jizzy.
Okay, Mr. Jizzy, I'm your friend.
Yo, is this guy like speaking English?
Yo, Jizzy, bro, not Jizz!
Hey, hey, hey, so, can you explain to us what you are?
Like, are you a whale? Are you, what are you, are you a robot? Like, whatever.
I'm a gaming quail from the Atlantic Ocean.
How are we gonna date you though? How are we gonna date you?
I understand.
But I have a lot of holes and you can feel them.
Alright.
Under the table?
Yo, hey.
Wait, what?
They're out there.
They're out there.
They're out there before you and you can feel them.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh, you can feel that.
At least do it in there.
I promise you that.
Okay, Rob, get him out please.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Take care.
Take care.
Take care. Take care.
God bless. God bless. God bless.
God bless. You saved the whales.
What's up? We have a very fat fairy.
And her name is Loopy.
What do you mean, very what? What does that mean?
Hello.
What do you mean?
Muda just shh.
That's fun.
I am fat.
With a pH.
I mean, yeah, with a pH.
Or like thick with like a lot of C's.
You know? You feel me?
Yeah.
Like tall muscular gamers who are champion in Rainbow Six each?
I've heard that like tall muscular gamers
and also like kind of like skinnier ones
have like really big like snack closets
and you know, that's really hot.
Do you like big noses?
I love big noses.
I love to be filled.
I mean, who said that?
Anyways, hello.
I'm also a bunny.
And did you know Easter is this Sunday, guys?
Are you excited?
Are you excited for Easter?
What they, what, what?
All right, they're like staring at me at this point.
I can't.
I mean, if I were to date you,
what would we do on Easter since you're a bunny?
Well, I was looking for someone to like fill my basket.
So hopefully we can do a lot of filling baskets this Easter.
Into the next round.
I'm gonna do that to me.
It's in the next
That is an absolute dump truck. Oh my god. I'm about it. I
Drink a water first of all one second, please water water water
Right you guys yes, yes
What do you wait what?
Go ahead go go go go go
Okay, alright man, alright
I'm sorry
Our next contestant, he's 52 years old
Wrinkled and might have more aura than anyone I've ever met
It's Leon S. Kennedy
Leon S. Kennedy
Hey
How's it going?
You might know who they are
Wait, someone's behind you
I am honored to meet you, Leon.
Listen, I appreciate that.
It's nice to meet you, sir.
It's very nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
How's your day today?
your day today I'm chillin I'm chillin young I'm just here looking for some
bros you know I'm just here to hang out look for some girls maybe I can hang out
yeah who knows yeah like what type of bros do you mean like friends or like do
you want to date I mean friends because bro you guys ever been on a bro date
maybe I could help you guys get some girls who knows yeah yeah that sounds
Yeah, yeah, could you kiss me? Yeah
I don't like it weird
I appreciate you. Thank you. Yeah, that's Kennedy. Appreciate it. I'll be honest. See you, bro. See you, dog. Holy aura
In everything from grabbing bottles with your feet to being a sexy stripper. Her name is Fanny
I love shit
I'm a little nervous about her
I'm Faye.
Hey Faye, I like your, is that a necklace or a choker?
Is that a choker?
I mean, if you want to choke me up, but it is a choker.
Uh, what did you say your name was, my love?
It is a Faye, like, hey, that's Faye.
Faye, you are absolutely stunning.
Yeah, Faye.
Oh my god.
Have you ever thought about suffocating someone with your thighs?
I have.
Would you want to be one with you to try?
I'll be there sometime.
She can. I've seen her do it.
Sorry.
Oh my god.
Whatever you want me to do.
I don't know what I like about your hair, your eyes, your ass, your titties, your thighs, your feet, I don't know what I like more, your personality, your voice, the heart on your head, I don't know, I feel like, yeah, I don't even...
Oh my god, Fae does so much going on there, Fae.
Thank you so much, Fae. We really appreciate you, Fae. Honestly, I think you made a very good voice impression.
She's good, right? She's good.
Muda, what are you doing?
Muda, stop!
Get it together, bro. Jesus Christ.
You're trying to find your wife, bro.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Wait, what did he say?
I'd like to introduce you to...
...Yubens from France.
Ah!
Hello.
Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy.
My name is Yubens.
I'm the end of this horniest cat that I'm here to take down right tonight.
What?
She's French.
She's French.
Can you uh, can you say uh, can you say like big noses in French?
Oh.
Call me um, your good little boy in French?
Oh.
We, we, we, we, could you teach me French?
Make you say we
Ask is a boy a little that
Sure
Oh my god
You're my pearl
Jinxy a lens
They are Paris and Jamon
I can teach you how to French because the night you can one
Yes, I was yes, we we in the next round. Yes
please
i'm not a contestant unfortunately
who the lock in bro actually i am as locked in as i can fucking be
This is like a cross-up. Flacka. Flacka. Flacka or Flacka? Flackin. Flacka. This is Flacka.
Four for four, bitch. Get out here. Hey! Oh! Wait. Wait. Talk again? Uh. Hi, Flacka. Damn!
I
Wait
Yes, I'm lucky nice to meet you puppy. Are you the love of my visa today or
Who is the the invited person here me right me and him
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're American, they're American.
Gringos.
Oh, hello, oh my God, Papis, how you doing?
Fraca, me llamo, Dilsi, te gusta, por favor.
Hola Juanito, como estas? Hola Manuel.
No, no, no hablo inglรฉs.
Muy caliente, Flaca.
I am very hot, I don't know if it's the AC here that doesn't work a lot, but they have to
the temperature here.
Come on, come on.
What the fuck are they saying?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I love you.
I love you.
Oh my god.
She's getting his green card bro.
Can she win?
Can she win?
Can she win?
I literally might have just nutted on myself, bro. All right, let's go how many girls are left how many girls are left
We got seven more, we got seven more.
Beautiful, I will flow it.
Bring him on, bring him on.
Alright, I'm gonna move on.
I would like to give you Jeremiah Eustace Thibode Thibodeau the third.
What the fuck is this?
Hello gentlemen, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
I am the esteemed Jeremiah Eustace Thibodeau the third out of Jackson County, Louisiana.
And uh, you're not here to date me. I'm sure that you're thinking oh no, no, no, no, no, no, I can assure you you are not here to be dating me right now.
I'm here to like fill a request. Why? Why get out of here? Hey! Get your ass out of here! Come on!
Holy aura. This is your wife? That's your wife, sir?
This is my wife.
I wish she was my wife.
Sorry.
Sorry
And
See we have a little bit of a predicament you see on account of me being a little bit indisposed down here
What with the color wake up as you can see?
Wait, I'll just get right to it. I just want to watch y'all fuck my wife. I'll be so real
I just want to watch y'all fuck my wife
Oh
So you want us to bang your wife
We've had a bit of an issue in the past see what both subject to a bit of a curse she's cursed to lose her voice
And I have become a chicken man as you can see my pecker has been replaced with a different kind of pecker
I no longer have the equipment and I really didn't the clock hold three
And so you know, I just figured that I would go ahead and watch y'all just bang the shit out of her
Oh my god
What did you say her name was?
What did you say her name was?
Ah!
Ah!
Felicia.
Felicia.
Yeah, we'll get you out of here for the next round.
Yeah.
Felicia, Felicia, I'll see you in the next round, baby.
Can you give me a kiss, please?
Yeah, make sure you dodge with those.
Felicia, I wouldn't mind it.
Yeah.
It's a dangerous weapon.
Oh!
I am rock hard. If I actually had a penis right now, all right, you guys are the most
interesting. All right, we'll see y'all. We'll see y'all in the next round. Thank you. Thank
Thank you Felicia. That was, take care Felicia. We have a lovely lady by the name of Lelui
here to meet you too. Oh that's Brian. Lelui.
Lelui. Hello, so nice to meet you. Would you consider yourself a little suckiest cat
girl? Okay, took the words out of my mouth. Lelui, would you consider yourself a goth
uh mommy
Both of us I can handle it, of course
I would love to get to explore your personality
Do you do you do you like big noses?
Of course I do the bigger the better
What about medium-sized or like slightly burrow average?
That's good too. That's actually perfect.
Um, so, like, okay, into the next round probably.
Holy shit.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
you can baby I'm huge okay well come here I'm not gonna leave you out of the
Of course. Right here.
Oh.
Oh, good boy.
I'll see you soon, baby.
Thank you.
Instead of the next round, most likely. Probably.
I'm actually, I'm legitimately hard in real life right now.
Dude, thank God. I thought she was gonna get pregnant like the last girl you kissed.
Okay. Dodge bullet there.
Next up, we have our 25th contestant, and we're in the last five.
kiss me
kiss me
hey hello hello
thank you
how are you doing today
i'm doing good aren't you
you look very thick in a good way
oh my god
thank you
you guys look so handsome
oh my god
thank you mommy
thank you mommy
you have the most
most beautiful curves I've ever seen.
Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing.
It's like an hourglass figure there.
I'm glad you like it.
You can see more there later.
Mommy, what did you say your name was?
Mommy?
My name is Hizui.
Can I ask you a question?
Can I ask you a question, Mommy?
Yeah.
What are those chains for on your feet?
Um, you know, I was thinking maybe I can chain you up or if you want me to chain you up, that works too. I go that way.
Into the next round probably.
Into the next round please.
Thank you so much, he's right. You're amazing. Thank you very much.
Bro, the thing, like, here's the thing, bro, we can't call them mommy in front of each other, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, they're gonna get jealous, bro.
get jealous man. You're only walking out of here with one girl bro. Like you're calling
everybody mommy. You got to get your shit together. That ass. I already kind of have
my wife I think I'm pretty sure.
Really?
Yeah.
You can only have one mommy. Maybe like two mommies in special situations.
Yeah.
But I already have like.
You can have like five wives.
More.
I mean, okay.
I already have like a. You should have like a top three Muda. I feel like you're desperate
bro. I have a top three. I have a top three already bro. You need to lock in for the later
lock in for the later rounds.
Alright, come back to this the next person. We gotta keep this moving.
Next up, we got Pigeon Poe.
What the?
Scabity the what?
Pigeon Poe, you're not that sick of!
Back at it again, what's good, my brother?
You know what I'm saying? All I'm here to say is these bitches ugly as hell.
You should choose a bro. That's all I'm saying.
Big ol' bro, big ol' Poe.
Oh, hey, hot scabity, what the?
Motherfucker.
Pigeon, how are we gonna date you, bro?
You think about that, bro? How are we gonna date you, bro?
Yeah.
Man, look at me, bro. Just look at me.
I didn't need you to look at me.
Okay, I'm looking, bro. How are we gonna date you?
Yeah, I don't understand.
Listen, bro. You see these holes?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They ain't gonna look at me.
How...
How do we, like, how do we get intimate?
I just got a confused.
I should have.
Fuck, it's a five holes in the night.
In one day.
I'll tell you that much.
What?
Five holes.
We'll think about it.
All right.
Yeah.
Well, I'll give you a rain check.
Rain check on that one, all right, please.
What?
Hey, I got you, motherfuckers.
I got you.
You're going the wrong way.
Go the wrong way.
Wrong way.
Wrong way.
You're on bridge and polar.
That is fine.
You're not.
You're not.
Hey, listen.
There's your feet over there.
Help.
to the next fucking round anyway
jinx
whoa
could I plant the diffuser?
I want to be with you forever and ever.
Ah!
Sounds like a plan.
Your name is Jinx.
It is.
I'm the Jinx of VTubers.
Oh my god.
And my name is Jinxie.
It's like a match made in heaven.
You know what I'm saying?
You're perfect for each other.
Sorry, back away a little further back.
Let's perfect each other.
OK.
Can I just get like a kiss before you go?
I don't know, I don't want to give it to you right now, you type it for me in the next round.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, fair fair fair fair.
Alright, alright, alright, I'll see you in the next round, probably, maybe, most likely.
Next up, uh, this guy's name is just Tony Maloney.
Tony Maloney? That's it, that's all I put.
I'm kind of scared what's about to come from this curtain, I'm gonna be on.
What the fuck?
Hello, uh, my name is Tony Maloney.
Now listen before you say anything, you know what you're thinking. All right, this guy's a catch, but I'm not your date tonight
Instead I'll be letting my sister take your reigns. Yeah, people do say we look alike, but let me introduce you to
Tanya Malone
I'm just kind of confused I don't understand
Hi, I'm Tanya Malone
I'm here to get typed and plugged so you better make this worth my while. I'll see you out in the port
Bro, uh, so this is Tony's sister Tanya
That's me Tony Tony you sound identical to Tony like you live you sound identical to Tony
Time looks the side of face kind of looks the same to all right
I'm just a judge here at first. All right face value. Maybe I'm down for anything
Yeah, maybe you should just kiss mood on he could see how it goes
I'm gonna do a little party where you're okay, sink them on the glove.
No, no, no, no, no!
I'm gonna say I've been over the past on this.
Thank you so much.
Oh my god.
They all said just went down there.
Oh, it's gonna be a pigeon and her in the bathroom.
He's just standing in the hallway.
Our next contestant after that one is...
Yobi, come on out, Yobi.
Hi, I'm Naomi. I really like horror games. I'm scary movies and I'm looking for a guy
that likes to be bossed around.
Naomi, could you slap me in the face?
Yeah, sure. If you're interested, maybe later though. Maybe later though. Sorry, I'm not
right now. Maybe later.
Sorry, okay.
If you're interested later, I'm pretty sure.
Did you wanted a guy that you could throw around? Is that what you said?
Bossed around. Like bossed around, like tell you what to do. Do you like that?
Could you bot like maybe boss mood around just so we can see like a kind of idea
Please can I just be can I just be here? Yeah
Be big nose get on your knees
Uh oh my god
Good boy Mark
Oh good boy good boy yeah you're a good boy
Thank you boys maybe see you later
I can't see it at shit round
Thank you
Like, five years.
Hello, Ernest Chulot.
My name is Abi.
I'm your associate spicy skeleton girl.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
Get him into the next round. Get him into the next round.
That's it, that's it. That's how you do it.
Take care. Yeah. The day is the day.
Get him into the next round. Okay.
So explain how this works. How does this work now?
Yup. Okay. So we're about to enter the elimination round. And now,
you are going to have to go on a date with each and every one of these people.
They're pretty short dates in the next round. I don't want to keep you guys here
you guys here like all night so do you want to eliminate like 16 now yeah that's
fine you want to be able to yeah I think 16 is good 16 yeah I kind of never
wanted to end yeah oh sorry each of you guys are gonna eliminate eight if you
want to spice things up we can make it so you guys can't talk to each other and
if you eliminate the wrong person you can just be mad at each other yeah that's
fine okay all right can we bring everyone back out then you got wait so we
eliminate them like right there in the face?
first one to eliminate right let's do this game show style where you eliminate
them and say why you're eliminating them okay you can choose anyone on the
stage okay each all right wait I have to tell them why I'm a little bit of a
knife all right so I pick eight and then is mood again if you ate after me or how
does it work yes yes you guys can alternate you guys alternate so I'll go
I'll eliminate first. God, this is really hard.
Tanya, step forward. So, Tanya, I want to eliminate you because I feel like there wasn't really
much of a sparks and a connection and I just didn't really think we'd hit it off.
I'm not even angry.
All right, that's fine.
I'm going to just go ahead and get out of here.
I'm going to go ahead and eliminate.
So does the chicken come with his wife?
Yes, they come together.
Yes, keep them together.
Can we please get rid of Mr. Whale Shark on Nintendo?
I don't even know.
Whale, can you please step up here, please?
Gaming Whale, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5?
Yeah, Gaming Whale, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
I'm not gonna lie.
I just...
There's a couple reasons why I want to eliminate you, first of all.
I feel like if I were to kiss you, you would just eat my entire head.
Second of all, I don't think we have a good...
You know, a good, you know, I don't think you have a good chemistry going on here.
I don't, I don't feel your personality.
I'm not, I'm not intertwined with your vibe, you know.
So yeah, let's get rid of a killer whale one, two, three, four, five.
All right, give me one, two, three, four, five on YouTube.
Please don't worry about that.
But at least I understand your reasonings.
The only thing I would say is I am the tightest here.
My hole is like a fist.
Everybody else here.
their holes hang open like mouth of a pirate dog.
So, if you're gonna eliminate me, you're gonna have the loosest experience.
You're gonna lose out on the tightness.
Get it out, get it out.
Thank you so much, get it out.
Thank you so much, get it out.
This is every single one of you.
Alright, thank you. Alright, Jixi, go ahead.
Fuck. Okay.
Okay, internet's elimination, okay.
So, um, Geralda, step forward.
Oh, god.
Why do you know their names?
This is gonna be hard to do.
Geralda, please step.
Yeah.
Oh, me there.
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, step forward.
Oh.
Ah.
Help me, dear.
Help me.
Okay.
Yep.
I got you.
I'm right here.
Okay.
All right.
Careful now, baby.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, are you okay?
All right.
I just think like, I want to probably eliminate you because it's not you, it's me, it's just
I don't know if I'm going to be the best boyfriend for you, you know what I'm saying?
I don't know.
Oh dear.
My bitch-mate, Mark-ass punk of a grandson, said I couldn't get with you, I was going
to prove them wrong, do you think?
I know, I know, I know.
Brandy I wanted to say that you know I I was honestly gonna marry you but since
that getting rid of you yeah I mean it's getting rid of you I guess I'm I guess
I'm just gonna find another wife
oh fuck all these fucking whores
hey hey grandma hey come on hey no no
They are beautiful.
They are beautiful.
They are all beautiful girls.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Get her out of here!
Get out of here. Get out of here.
I don't know what the place is going on.
Hi Mooda, your elimination.
Hi Mooda.
Make sure you look in the back too.
Yeah, can y'all just open up?
Yeah, we gotta see everybody
Look at the chicken with his wife
Um, you got to think, bro, you got to think, I have to choose elimination, I, I, I, um,
can I eliminate, um, can I eliminate, uh, hey, Rob, can I talk to you?
Can I, can I, can I, what's up, man?
What's up?
Hey, Rob, there's a, there's a sperm cell image of me on the carpet in front of 30 women.
Can you fix that?
Oh my goodness, hold on, let me remove that.
Can I just?
No, I don't know where that came from.
You know, I don't, first of all, I don't know if I think I'm straight.
I don't have to get into a woman.
And second of all, I think, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
So Mudo, why are you eliminating him?
Tell him to his face.
Why are you eliminating him?
I
Listen first of all
You can't even have a good reason can you I just I don't I
This is sort of a brutal frame log if I may have friends super weak
I'm sorry your friends like this man. This is sort of a frame log. I was gonna keep you in brah
This is definitely a frame log here though
Yeah, that's the real man here. He knows what to do.
How did he get close to me?
He got you, Pussy. He got you, Pussy.
Sorry. I'm sorry. That was unprofessional.
Alright, now it's my turn to be a liberation. Okay, okay.
Yeah, but it's your turn.
Hey, Chad, how's it going? I'm not going to eliminate you.
I need you, Chad.
Stop putting sprays. That looks like sperm cells, please.
Yeah.
Okay, sorry.
Chad, are you nervous? Is everything okay?
Yeah, I just I've been watching you for 84 months that I I just I'm a big fan
But I don't want you to be with someone who's gonna break your heart and take at least half of your money
It's okay. I don't think you know what a prenup is. Yeah. Oh, okay. Chad, it's okay. Yes. I'm gonna keep you
All right, I need you in this game for the long run now. I'm going to remove
Out of this group here. I am going to remove
Oh
The fucking pigeon come here. Come here, Rodney. Come here. Pigeon
No, come on come on come out you're eliminated. No come out. You're eliminated
You're eliminated
Bro, look keep it up. Muda. What? Muda. What the fuck are you?
Muda stop. Muda get it together you horny bastard stop
Pigeon I'm gonna be eliminating you bro. I'm sorry bro
No pigeon I'm sorry
I just have a rough path with pigeons okay you got mood up
I get it. I get it. I get it. Um okay. I think I'm gonna have to um eliminate. Um
Um
This is
Hola, mami
Hola, papi
It's just really hard guys. I'm not gonna lie. Can I
Can I talk to JC for just one moment? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. What if I yeah, please please
I don't want to eliminate the wrong person give me one moment. Yo, I'm gonna listen listen. Where?
Hello, lady. How are you?
I don't know why they didn't put you on stage my love.
Mura shh! Mura focus! Bro focus! We're wasting time!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Mura!
Listen, listen, jixi jixi. What?
Jixi jixi. The girl, listen, listen. I want, okay.
The girl on the far right side, she's gonna have blue hair. Focus on me, focus on me.
There's gonna be girl. Her name is Jinx. Do you like her? Do you like Jinx?
Yeah
Yeah, you can remember you can remember just as long as you're a latina keep the latina that's
I think this blue hair girl that has some like thick toronto accent like I don't know
All right, come on get it off. We gotta hurry bro. We gotta wait some time
James, I just feel like we don't have a connection.
I think it's me, not you.
I think you're very...
I think you're very...
Thank you, Frank!
Can you help me over?
No!
I came all the way from Britain for this!
Frank, you're a waste, man.
I'mma get my guys on you.
Respect my hands, bro.
Get out of my face.
my ends, bruv. Get out of my face.
Sorry about that. Have a nice day.
Are you scared? Are you scared or what, mate?
I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry.
Yeah, yeah. Freaking men.
All right, well, I'm sorry you have to leave.
I'm really sorry. I hope you have a nice night.
Bye.
I'm sorry, James.
Stop it.
I'm sorry, James.
Uh, Skeratina in the back.
Skeratina.
She's fine.
She's fine.
That's so bad.
Ask yes, ask you get it. Let's get it Tina. How are you doing? How you doing?
I don't know anything. How are you doing puppy? Okay?
So I was thinking a lot and I think I'm gonna eliminate you. I think you have a very beautiful
I
Think you have a very beautiful voice
But can I explain okay because hey, I think you just I don't even know how we're gonna bang honestly
I can't even it's just bones
I know, I know, I know I love your voice but I just have to get rid of you I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, it's not, it's not you, it's not me, you know,
No, don't cry. Don't cry. No, no.
Oh, this is so hard to do. Murri, you go.
Murra?
Murri, you go.
I think you're on your fourth? Yeah, I think you're on your fourth.
All right. I'm gonna have to...
Can I please...
Hola, Mamacita.
Hola, papacito. Vente para acรก. Quiero salir por el pan.
I just feel, um,
Krabby Patty, I think, uh, I think it's just not going to work between me and you, Krabby Patty. I'm sorry, Krabby Patty.
It's okay, it happens to the best of us.
It's good to have fun.
Take care, Krabby Patty. Take care. Have an amazing night.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm sorry about him ladies. I am going to be eliminating me checking the back some people hyping
Oh
Hey, look who's back here yo Jabari come to the front of the stage with a click so I can't work
I
Know no Jabari, you know, yeah, come to the front of this
Yeah, I don't know how we're gonna date bro, I don't know how it's gonna happen
How are we gonna? I don't get it. What you mean, bro
It's like I'm looking for a beautiful woman tonight bro. Like how are we gonna date? I
Mean you want to see something you see something. Yeah, you with one
I don't even need to speak, watch this.
Okay.
Get it, man. No.
Get it, man.
Get it, man.
Get it, man.
Get it, man.
Okay.
You a bitch, big man.
You a bitch.
You a bitch.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm sorry about that your next elimination
Next elimination are just
Yeah, why are you picking the easiest people to take out so I have to go over all the hard ones
Bro, just go follow your heart bro follow your heart dude. I'm not gonna judge you
Mrs. Not Mrs. Mrs. Howard
Uh, Dolph on it. Can you please move to the right for a second, baby?
Yeah. Um, no, no, no, no, no, not him. Not him. Hey, hey, hey, I need him. He's going to save me tonight. Not him.
Okay, now that I need him. Uh, Leon, can you please step to the front of the stage, please?
Oh, fuck.
I don't know man, I don't know because I don't know like you I can help you
I can help you bad I can help you bad
I trust you I trust you
They need to get long. He just stopped me from eliminating him.
Oh my god, I need...
Who to pick somebody, bro?
Okay, uh, um...
The, uh, what was your name?
What's your name? Yes, you. Can you please come and start?
Is there something wrong with this one too?
Hi, Zoe.
Bro, talk to her, bro. Come on, man.
Zoe, can you please step to the top?
Zoe, I think you have a really amazing personality,
and you look good.
But I think with the, I think that I just
don't want to lead you on, because I feel like I already
know my wife, and I just don't want to lead you on for nothing.
I feel like I'd be a fucked up human to just lead you on.
So I'd rather just.
You can't even change your mind, okay?
I think I'm just gonna- I think- I just don't wanna- I just don't wanna lead you on.
I see.
I'm sorry.
I understand.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm fucking dammit!
Wait.
It was a guy!
What?
It was a guy!
What?
It was a guy!
What the f**k?
What the f**k?
You got it, I hate that guy. I f**king hate that guy.
Okay, I'm sorry about that.
Oh my god, did you see how I knew?
I got a feeling!
You guys are f**king plugged.
No f**king way you promote it.
I'm so sorry.
Alright, let me lock in here.
my next elimination how many eliminations do we have left now
oh fuck uh guys uh i think i i think that was what the fifth fifth right so i think you're at the
sixth now sixth round okay okay okay so uh ma'am or not ma'am sorry miss in the red yes yes uh
what what was your name your name was hymy right hymy yeah that's my name hi
Yeah, I'm gonna keep you around interesting. No, okay
Leon, could you step forward Leon?
Oh, you're weird. You're weird. You're weird. You're weird. Shut up, bro. Let me go
Leon this man. You're not gonna get any of the holes without me. Here's the thing, bro
I know bro, but I just I feel like you're sort of logging in a way
So like I don't remember. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I shine you both trust blog. I got you. This is not my first radio
No, I didn't want to do this. I'm telling you. Leon I'm sorry. I have to eliminate you, bro
Such a shame, bro
Oh my god stop!
Yo stop!
Nia stop!
Get him out!
MOTS!
MOTS!
MOTS!
What the fuck?
MOTS!
MOTS!
MOTS!
Nia stop! Get out!
That's cool.
That's cool.
Y'all ain't gonna get any girls anyways without me
Hey, come on that was come on that wasn't necessary dude
Fuck bro, that was brutal. That was the hardest one yet. All right you
Okay, I think I'm gonna have five more.
Um, can I, uh, what, um, look at us back up, bro.
You're looking at him so about that about that two-hour event thing jinxie, you know, that's gonna be that's gonna be kind of hard
You know, yeah, we're people the first round. I could sit there for 30 hours. Okay?
What are you eliminating now
Hey, what a Megatron sex it's on I don't even know what
You're a sound wave, yeah sound wave can you please come to the from the stage, please oh
My god
Holy shit, what sorry, sorry ladies watch out ladies watch out ladies watch out. Oh my god
Okay
be honest though I work out I have really high testosterone and I don't know
how we would make this work to be honest because I'm not I don't know if I could
fuck metal second of all yeah bro it would just have to get you out bro
really get you out I'm sorry I'm sorry if you can't afford gas money brother it's
okay stay so can you stop are you
you
They said I'll completely or did it like reset all right ladies listen ladies ladies ladies
Wow Jixi's gone I'm gonna take care of this okay ladies ladies eliminate some more no
No, no, no, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll eliminate butts.
I don't know who he likes, and I don't know who he doesn't.
So I just want to, you know, introduce myself
to every single one of these ladies, you know what I'm saying?
Can I just walk, can I just walk through
and introduce myself, talk to them?
Sure, yeah, you can tell, you can,
hey, tell them about yourself.
I'm cool with that, it's your show.
What the fuck are you doing, though?
What's going on, what's going on, ladies?
How are y'all? Can all y'all turn on your mics?
How are you ladies?
How are you?
What's the matter?
Oh, fuck!
God, ladies!
I'm a good boy, baby!
I'm a good boy, baby!
I'm a good boy!
How are y'all, ladies?
Y'all look good, y'all look amazing!
Hey, ladies, y'all?
You look so handsome.
Look good. Baby look good. Oh, yeah.
Hi.
So, tell me. Tell me a little bit about yourself.
Excuse me ladies, excuse me ladies.
Hi, Daddy Hades.
Hi, buddy. How are you?
Hi.
Hi, buddy. How are you?
Good to see you.
Hi, buddy. How are you?
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Hi, Jan. How are you?
I miss you, buddy. I miss you.
So, I'm very good at all.
All right, Leon. All right.
Leon, get the fuck out of here, Leon.
Damn!
Sorry ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, do you want to tell me a little bit about yourself ladies?
Come on, don't be shy, come on, let's go, tell me a little bit about yourselves, anyone, anyone, anyone, anyone.
I don't, I like this one too.
I like big noses.
Who said that?
My left is sucking your big nose.
That's exploding like pants!
No!
Hi, let's give me back to that lobby, daddy.
Fuck, Jack, like throw my power off!
Can the chat see me?
Yes.
Yeah, it's what you are very good at.
Bro chat my power button out, right when I was about to nod on myself!
Muda took control.
Wait, what's going on?
What's Muda doing?
What's Muda doing?
Oh, he's...
He's doing a lot, he's doing a lot right now.
What's...
Muda's taking your ladies?
What?!
Muda kicked the latina?
Say you swear to God.
Say you swear to God. Muda kick the latina.
Say you swear to God. Say Muda kick the latina.
Muda kick her?
No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
Don't tell me he kicked her. Muda kick the latina.
Dad asked. I didn't invite. Tell Gator I didn't invite.
I didn't invite. I didn't invite.
Don't get the invite. No, don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't get the invite.
What did you have us?
Bro, what? Yo, Gator, invite me. I'm about to freak out. What is Muda doing?
Yes. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
It's not a dude. Let's see that. It's not a dude. No. No, it isn't.
She's bad as hell. It's not a dude, bro.
I'm back.
Where do I go?
And then to the right.
No, it's alright.
You got two.
Thank you, Highbush. Thank you.
Thank you. I'm coming back in.
Leo, I'm sorry about eliminating me, bro.
I'm just...
No, do this, bro!
No, do this, bro!
Do this, bro!
Hey, Muda!
Get over here, bitch!
Hi, ladies and gentlemen.
Um, do you know...
Thank you, sir.
I do appreciate it.
Yeah. Welcome back. Welcome back. You played a piano, too.
By the way, for talking. Oh, never mind. Can you hear me?
All right. GC, it's your turn to eliminate. All right. So for my next elimination, for my next
elimination, I am going to be eliminating, um, wait, on the right, what was your name again?
me yummy yep you're staying um
this is getting hard this is gonna be really hard you know what
I'm thinking about eliminating you, but I kind of want me to keep you. I think I don't know, bro.
Well, I would very much like to help you and prevent you from making a terrible mistake
that'll affect you for the rest of your natural life, because you're my striber.
And if you eliminate me, I'd probably shit myself.
Okay.
The second part wasn't necessary.
Chata, you're going to say it, okay?
Sorry.
I am going to eliminate you.
Hit me.
Hit me.
I'm eliminating you.
Aw, okay.
Do you want to see the art?
I mean, forget that.
I spent hours on it.
Oh, the art you made for me?
check it out. Yeah. Can you ping me and then I'll send it to him? I already sent it to
you. Wait, you made art for me so that it shows up at the top of my DMs. All right. Yeah,
sorry. You made art for me. You guys though. She made art for you, dude. She made art for
you, dude. Yeah, I know. Is there a way I could see it? Rob? Why? Could I see the art?
Yeah, I'm going to send it to you. I'm waiting for her to ping me.
I made multiple. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me send the other one to you because that
one might give me eliminated shortaways. No, it's a sticker. I got a showed-in game because
I didn't put it in. Sorry.
Yeah, that's fine. Showed-in game.
I'm going to post it. I'm going to post the picture she sent me in the group chat.
I heard that you like dressing up as a maid. So I drew you as a cute little chippy maid
on the floor. Turn around. It's on the floor, tell me.
cute little chitty mead
what the fuck am I looking at
wow
okay
oh yeah shimmy can i see the other
are you wait what that's me you made that
that's me it's you
I thought you looked really cute so I had to capture it okay
Okay, eliminate him, eliminate him.
Oh, okay, take care.
Thank you, thank you very much.
Bye bye.
Bye, oh my god.
How many more do we got eliminated?
This is getting hard.
Um, I think three more.
All right, we're gonna go.
Muda, just go, bro.
Go, get it over with.
It's so hard now.
So, okay, what is happening?
Oh my god
This is starting to get hard. Hey, uh, missus, uh, missus wreck. Can you please, uh, can you please?
Hi, how are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm doing pretty good. Um
Jesus, um
Let me just take a look one more time
Muda really think about it really think about it
I am bro. I really am oh
Hey, um, okay. Yeah. Um,
I think, oh my god. Oh my god. Um, okay. Can I just be honest? Uh,
I
You're okay
Would I say a name bro fuck
I just didn't really see a connection in the first round and that's pretty much it.
It's not you.
I think it's just me.
Alright, thank you so much for participating.
Oh, shit.
Wait, what?
Wait, hold on.
Why are you just here for it?
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
You said you were just going for, uh, just going for, you weren't going for Mura?
No, I wasn't, I wasn't into Muda really, I was here for you know, just someone with a matching name.
We have a lot of fuckers still here.
Alright, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, focus, focus, focus, focus, focus, focus, focus, focus, focus, focus, focus.
So wait, two more eliminations, Rob?
Yes sir.
Alright, hey Mr. Chicken, how's it going?
No, no, no, no.
No, I'm not.
Shut up, you shut up.
How are we doing?
How are we doing here today?
I'm just making sure y'all are doing good.
We're going to keep y'all in.
OK.
I'm doing just fine.
OK.
Next up.
That was living his life.
I'm going to be eliminating.
Oh my god.
You guys are.
Sorry.
I'm going to be eliminating.
Oh my god.
Wow.
I'm going to be eliminating chat. Are you doing okay in there, buddy?
I'm surrounded by a really weird smell. I'm like waste. I
Okay, I'm going to eliminate, um, right here. What's your name?
Me?
Me?
No, you're staying.
You're staying.
My bad.
Right here, Naomi.
Naomi, what's up?
I'm eliminating you.
No worries.
Hey listen, I also made art for you
for the talent round.
Can I show it to you?
I'll send it to them.
Yeah, please send it to them.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, you two, no worries, no worries.
One more liberation.
I wish my girl was that easy going.
Why are all the girls like to tell like, yeah, say I'm ugly and then run out.
Muda.
Muda, one more.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Hey, what's the way you eliminate them?
Wait now, I mean, I'm going to see the argument real quick, okay?
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
I'm posting a group discord.
I'm posting a group discord.
Hi, man.
Hi, bud. Sorry, I'm checking it right now. Now me. I'm checking it. I'm checking it.
I'm checking it. Sorry.
You're getting no worries. No worries. Take your time.
Um,
Um,
Listen, it's my favorite clip from you. Okay. It's my favorite clip. I just, I had to paint
it, dude.
You have a good night, man. Bye, guys.
That's the art you made me, Naomi.
Oh, that was very uniform.
That's my favorite quote, if I love that quote.
Okay, alright, alright, Naomi.
Have a great night.
Have a great night, okay. One more.
Move to the last one.
I like to eliminate the girl in the back left.
What? Like why? See?
Why do they always say that?
I don't understand why you say that!
What does it mean?
I don't understand!
This is a joke!
You accept it!
I don't get it!
That's not you, it's me.
I'm not feeling good.
I want to be here for the fun.
Also, I was going to bounce on a yoga ball for you guys,
but I feel like that would have been like pushing TOS.
So yeah, my talent show would have been too much for this dream.
Alright, thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Alright, thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Okay, now guys, I'm gonna be honest.
I don't know how long you guys want to be here.
If you guys want to eliminate more, I mean, we will, you do have to go on a date with all these people.
If you want to save some time and eliminate some more right now, you can.
If it lasts a little bit longer, it's up to you guys.
Can I be honest, brother? I think I can, if I talk to a girl, I know that I didn't know if she's been one of my life in the first year.
Yeah.
So, you know, I can tell.
All right, I'll explain the rules for round two.
You guys are gonna sit at that booth over there.
We're gonna be on a date with each one of these ladies.
One by one, you could ask them anything you want.
You get to talk to them, they could talk to you.
If at any point you get bored, you could say next.
And that doesn't mean you're eliminating them.
It just means you're done with the conversation.
And if I think the conversation is lasting too long,
I'll say one more question left, okay?
You guys got any questions?
Okay, should we go to like separate tables
and just gait them all like one at a time?
together you guys you guys get to go on a date with them at the same time okay okay got you
hey well jc let's get on the same side yeah yeah cuz you guys it's a two on one all right it'll
be a two on one date all right ladies oh you'll never you're never gonna be right here
like yo yo let's say hey shut up who's who do you want shut up shut up who do you want bro
cuz i want i have a couple but who do you want just so we don't i don't know i don't know yet i
i don't know yeah i need to restrain my memory they all look beautiful i just now i'm going for
personality okay so I don't know yet um you're in the booth I just want to help
you from an awkward situation how do I do that you're still in the booth and
then while you're just like standing in it you're like getting farther into the
booth yeah there you go you're good now well nice yeah you're good you're good
okay you guys having fun so far yes
Oh, let's do this. Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Right now, okay?
Uh, mommy, mommy, mommy.
You'll relax, bro. Come on!
So, uh, mavestaps, they're not going to interrupt your dates.
They're not going to talk to you.
They're just going to give you guys drinks and be nice to you.
Can I compliment them? Can I compliment them?
Sure, you can say whatever you want to them.
You can say whatever you want to them.
I just want to say I don't know your name,
but I love your nails. I love your nails.
That's Mika Moonlight.
Mika Moonlight, you are beautiful.
Genuinely, you are beautiful.
Take care
Visible I'm not gonna bother you guys. This is all you guys. Oh my god. I mean, what was she in the day?
Lock in a a focus brown. I am all right. Yo, if you like
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say bro listen if you like a girl say like red if I like a girl say blue, okay
Okay, okay, suddenly
Uh, uh, red. Hello. Yo, bro. Hey, take a seat. Take a seat. Do you want me to get you a chair? Let me take, let me, let me, let me put you in. Okay. Yeah, you good. I just take care of you there. You know what? Maybe I can squeeze on next to you real quick.
Yeah, you can.
So, what is your name? What is your name? How you doing?
My name is Maniki. As I said earlier, I'm a New Zealander.
Okay, okay. And what is your type in a guide?
Like, what do you look for?
I like guides that I can sort of mold a little bit.
Like, I like them to be easily influenced.
You know, I want to develop them into the type of band that I like.
So would you like if you were to ever get in a date with one of us like what would you do in the day?
Well I like playing games and I like reading so I probably want to organize something where we can play a game together and maybe watch a movie and then you know later on we could read something together.
It might be a little bit spicy and see where things take us.
Okay, well, we're going to get the next girl in, but that was a great tone setter there.
I think here.
So that's what we're doing. You're going to go in that, that's what we're doing. Hey, Rob, can I talk to you real quick?
Rob.
Sorry, I was getting a drink. I didn't know if we'd go that fast. I expected to get a drink and I came back and you were done.
Rob, is there any way that we could eliminate somebody on the fly?
Yeah, yeah, bro. Yes. Okay
You know just one of that was I think we should eliminate. Okay. Wait, why?
I mean, do you like her? I didn't like I didn't like I
Know I wasn't feeling
Okay, right
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm gonna touch her face please.
What?
She's gone forever.
Did she say she's gone forever?
Did she say she had a husband or something?
Yeah, she might have.
What?
That happens.
That happens all the time.
Sorry.
Are you ready for Mimi?
Oh, I'm ready for you.
Yes, just take a seat.
Right?
Yeah, come sit down.
You can come sit down.
Sit down here on your lap.
You can come sit here baby.
Oh, you can come sit. Yeah, yeah, come sit here, baby.
Hello. How are you?
Hi. I thought it was supposed to be a double date.
Are we not meeting for a video?
It is, so it is a double date.
Well, we're just trying to see where your vibe is.
Like, who do you think is more handsome out of us? You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, to be honest.
So it wouldn't be anything to compare
Interest really so
Is it not right to like both? Oh, I mean, I mean if you want if you want to like both you go like both. I
Mean, I barely know you yet. I have to get to know you better
Look fine everything
True that is true. I just keep this back up. You're currently in the table. Sorry about that
So, what did you say your name was, my love?
My name is Lola, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, my name is Muda.
So, yeah, tell us a little bit about yourself.
Keep it frank, but tell us a little bit about yourself.
Well, obviously I'm a cat girl, but I'm learning how to spiritually heal so I can make everybody feel better.
Okay, so so when you say spiritually heal me for my talent, I'll show you some magic tricks. Oh my god
Okay, you're an example. Yeah, we want to see an example of your magic. Yeah
Yes
Wait my way
I don't know where to look here. I'm gonna be I don't know where I'm supposed to look here. I'm gonna be honest
Sorry, sorry. Hey, sorry
Okay
No, I'm not nervous at all
Oh, there's a point in your ear.
Oh my God, very nice.
Very nice, okay.
Yeah, we're gonna get you in the next round, I think.
Yeah, we're gonna get you the next round.
You're in.
Thank you very much.
Nice to meet you.
You're welcome.
Hello.
Have fun on your date.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
You guys got kind of quiet there.
You guys okay?
Well, I didn't really know what was,
here's what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna sit in one side of the booth.
You're gonna sit in the other,
and whoever they sit next to it's who they like.
Okay, I like that.
Oh, hey, how's it going?
Hey, how's it going?
It's nice to see you again.
You can just grab whatever seat you'd like.
Yeah, whatever seat, whatever seat.
Is it okay if I sit on the table?
Hello.
How are you?
How are you?
I'm doing amazing. How are you doing?
I'm doing amazing. Thank you. How are you, Tingsy?
I'm doing amazing. You look very beautiful today and fantastic.
Oh, thank you. You both look so handsome.
Thank you. You look amazing yourself. You look amazing yourself.
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
How'd you get those tattoos in the, like, oh my, okay, all right.
Oh my god.
How'd you get the tattoos on your leg?
The tattoos?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm actually a little leopard, so the leopard print is all natural, but the rest of my tattoos, I got myself.
Oh my god.
I would love for you to explore them.
Wow.
Into the next round.
Yeah, please.
Oh, I can't wait to see you guys.
Muda, remember? Muda, remember, we have to make elimination.
Thanks for your thirst. Thank you.
Oh, my goodness. Here you go.
Muda, remember, we have to make some elimination.
Hello, gentlemen. Hello.
You can take a seat wherever you'd like.
Muda, is your lap open? Is that a thing? Can I scoot in next to you?
Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Why don't you come see us? How are you?
How are you boys doing tonight?
Amazing. Amazing. How about you? How are you?
Well, I've got the attention of two beautiful men, so, you know, I can't complain.
all. So I love your knockers. Sorry. Thank you. They're home grown. They're my very own calcium
canon. I'm glad that you like them. I'm curious. What are you gentlemen looking for in a in
a woman? Are you looking for a partner? Just like a little bit of a fun time? You know,
I'm looking for a girl who I can have a fun time with, but eventually settle down with a Mary.
Hmm. Okay. So you want to take it for a little cast ride before you, you know, really walk in.
Yeah, you know, I just, yeah.
So you're single till you're married, right? Gentlemen.
Oh, absolutely. I agree.
I would like to say yes, we'll see you in the next round, oh my god.
Oh, watch out you're hitting his nose.
us. Okay, we've only eliminated one person and we've kept three. We have to be more
critical. Come on. Okay, well, I'll know right away though. I'll know right away. Next round
you're only keeping eight. Hey, so high possible daddy one and daddy two. Oh, so it's whoever
You'd like to sit with whoever you'd like to sit with you know what I'm saying
Yeah, I spoke about your nose earlier
The fucking nose what's the note?
Sorry, because it'll be on excuse
Excuse me. Excuse him. Can I just compliment you before can I just compliment you before you compliment me?
As long as you're talking to me. Oh
I just want to say I like your voice. I like your eyes. I like your teeth. I like your
t... your tere... your terees. I like... honestly, I think I just... I think I...
I think I like... anyway, sorry, sorry! Tell us a little bit about yourself.
Yeah, tell us a little bit about yourself.
Well, my name is Jessie. I like horror games, cheese fries, taking care of my man. I'm also
a creative type. I did write you something. Hopefully you'll hear it later.
Chelsea, I think it's safe to say we'll see you in the next film.
He's horny, bad, yeah.
He's horny, motherfucker.
Chelsea, make sure you don't, hey,
Chelsea, make sure you don't kiss my nose on the way out.
Are you telling me to leave?
Cause I could kiss it again.
Pass the ball.
How is that working?
It's a fucking gigantic nose.
Pass the ball, bro.
Pass the ball.
What the fuck?
Oh, you see that?
Yo, yo, the next girl's gonna like you.
I promise you, I promise you.
Oh
Hi
Sorry to say sit in here. Yeah boy. It's nice to see you. But you belong to bunny
My baby, I missed you
I know I know a lot of girls want your attention, but you only belong to mommy
You know always be mommy's good boy
Right daddy. This is so wow. This is insane. Okay. I got a big
I think I got a big surprise for you next round.
Really big surprise, see buddy let me through.
Okay, let me like, you know, we have a lot of things to talk about.
Yeah, I'll definitely, definitely see you in the next round.
Definitely see you in the next round though.
See you there. Thank you for your time.
Yeah, Jinxy can you do me a favor and look at the image I posted
I posted in the group chat that you came in my pants, bro.
What did you say?
Look at the group chat.
I say, oh, picture of you and your girl together.
Just so you can see what you look like right now.
You've got this, you think?
How do I shoot this?
OK, OK, yeah.
I see it.
All right, all right, all right.
OK, who's next?
Oh, wait, I see who's next.
God.
Hi.
Hi, Jim, Steve.
Hey, buddy, how's it going?
How are we?
How are we?
How are you?
How are you doing?
Buddy, it's nice to see you, baby.
You look, I don't even, how do you just keep looking better every day?
Aw, thank you.
You look way better.
You know what?
I've got something to show you.
Can you see this?
You know?
I don't see it.
It says VRChat.
I don't see it.
You can't see it.
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
I can't see it. Can you see it? Let me see. Now I don't see anything. It just says me.
How do they? I don't know. I can see it. I don't know.
It's weird. I could take a screenshot of it and post it in Discord. Oh my god. You're
you can show it quickly I guess
girl you got your pussy out in this shit dude
I'll show them
wait how do I do this? how do I do this?
I'll post on the group chat, you're in there, you're in there
wait we can see it or not
no not the pussy
we can see the picture
that's the cosplay
The picture
Many cosplays for you, you know, and everyone dress up as I can be
All right, buddy, we'll see you in the next round.
Say you can't care more.
Thank you, Bonnie.
Say you can't care more.
Thank you.
Hey, Rob?
Yeah.
Oh, it's because you guys have streamer mode on, by the way.
That's how it's blocking images.
What's up?
Rob, how many more do we have to eliminate?
Well, I only wanted to save eight in this round.
And you guys have saved like six so far, so.
So they're just getting harsh, right?
Listen, just let them introduce yourselves.
Some of the people that you've saved,
you might want to eliminate.
That's all I'm saying, because there's some pretty good characters left probably.
Okay, good luck.
Well, let's just redo it at the end.
Yep.
Hi.
Oh, you can sit wherever you'd like, yeah.
Can sit on your face if you want later?
I mean, how the fuck am I even supposed to sit on your face?
I have so many things to teach you.
Tell me about yourself.
Tell me about yourself.
You know what I'm saying?
I like men, manly men. Are you a manly man? Yes, are you brushing right now?
Me? No, are you? No, I just see your cheeks are like red.
You know, it's a bit hot in here. Okay, yeah.
Are you getting shy?
No, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, okay.
You know, I'm okay.
I'm like a man with a lot of endurance.
You have like stamina and stuff.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to liberate you.
I got to look up here.
Sorry.
I have to liberate you.
Okay.
It's not my decision, but it's my decision.
It's Mooder's decision.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
What?
I didn't say anything, mommy.
You look, I mean, you look a bit moody.
We just have to be, no, we just have to be critical
and I'm sorry.
I'm not your daddy.
I should have been moody and I'm not your daddy.
I understand, it's okay.
Okay.
I'm sorry, have a great night though, okay?
Have a great night, buddy.
Thank you, appreciate you.
Remember, Muda, we have to be harsh, bro.
I can't be, I'm the only one who's limited anymore.
Okay, okay, fine, fine, I'll be harsh.
Uh, what are you doing with the drink?
Oh, that was the, oh my God.
Yo, oh wow is that cat mom? Hey cat mom take a seat wherever you like. Whichever booth you like.
Yeah, yeah, whatever booth you like.
Okay, I heard that you like cat girls. Is that true?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, um, sorry, they're right in my face, I'm gonna try to look up.
Okay, so yes, I do, I do.
Do you like?
Come closer.
Okay.
So what is your name besides Katmom?
Can I get to know you at a personal, like, level?
What is your name?
Mia.
My name is Jenna.
Oh, Jenna, Jenna.
Jenna, Jenna, I just want to say you have very beautiful eyes and I love the sound of your voice.
Oh, thank you so much. You know why they call me cat mom for real though?
Why?
Because I can be your cat girl, or your mommy.
You're into the next round.
You're into the next round.
You're into the next round.
Yes, I'll see you in the next round.
Rob, don't worry.
If we have to eliminate more...
Oh my god, bye.
You're fine, you're fine.
Oh my god.
member moody we gotta be strict can i just be honest with you can i just be honest to mika
she's feeding you mika can i just be honest i wish you were mika i'm sorry i've been
with date is here you look beautiful though you look very sad hi cutey hi cutey hello so basically
take a seat wherever you would like to take a seat oh take a seat i wanted to be between
both of you but is this alright right here? Yeah that uh yes I absolutely is um how are you how uh
I'm good I'm good I'm sorry excuse me Haribun I think you're in the pizza right now
oh I'm in the pizza I'm so sorry I'm so sorry no no no you're good now you're good okay continue
Okay, okay, okay, but um, I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm having so much fun meeting you two
But how are you two? How are you two? How's your night going?
Um, my night is doing amazing. I mean, it's doing better now that you're here. Hi. Hi. Hi
Thank you. Thank you. Uh, here, uh, would you like a drink, Mika?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll take a
Wait, I thought your name wasn't Mika though. What is your name?
It is not Mika though, yeah.
Yeah, I think Muta just hates you or something.
Mika was the mean dog! Mika was the mean!
I think Muta hates you, bro.
Yeah, sorry. What is your name?
Yeah, my name is Husu.
I can't believe you forgot my name, Muta.
I might have to punish you, but...
How does he get away with this?
How does he get away with this?
I mean, hey, listen, listen, listen, baby.
I am so sorry. I'm gonna make sure I don't get your name wrong later when we work together.
Okay, you're kind of like glitching a little bit.
Oh, oh my, oh, oh.
I'm a little bit more cool.
Okay, I think Mura, I'm gonna let you pick.
Do you want to keep her or a little bit either?
Can you just tell me a little bit about yourself?
I think you look beautiful, but I just need to know more about you, please.
More about me, more about me.
Yes, please.
I'm really into games and I'm looking for a really strong man to carry me.
I love music,
and
I'm really into fitness.
I'm very flexible, kind of like yoga.
That kind of thing.
Mora, you have to eat the book.
I'm going to have to move you into the next
the next next.
This guy has to do that.
OK.
OK.
I'm going to.
I'm going to.
I'm gonna have you guys just decide after the round honestly you couldn't meet them all and then decide yeah, let's do that
Bro, she's the maid you stupid fuck
She's hot thank you so much. He's a we
All right, I'm disappearing
Yo Marcus, you know, it's my boy Marcus. What's up Marcus?
That's Marcus what the Marcus?
Yeah, bitch
Marcus, how you doing bro, do you know this one who who me do I know him
Yeah, they know each other. They're good friends. They're good friends. Marcus. Yes. I know muda. Yes
Why he looked like that
I don't do that
Marcus I don't know I don't know
Marcus I'm trying bro. It's hard though bro like I feel like a lot of them are just lying to my face bro. I'm trying though
You gotta you gotta do this
Do what to do it
He's dancing
Alright Marcus. I will bro. I will Marcus you take care now bro until we're gonna go fuck
No, Marcus, don't do that, you know, that's not, come on, that's not what I'm telling you.
Longhorn Steakhouse, 9 p.m. Don't miss it.
Alright, well, hey, we'll be there, Marcus, don't worry.
Alright, that's my friend.
Are you still a bitch?
M-M-MARCUS!
That's my friend, that's my friend, my dad, guys.
Holy aura!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, come on, come on, dude, that's fucking Marcus, okay?
All right. Next page, please.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'll be, I'll be.
Hello, my man.
He's always to see you all again.
So it's.
You don't mind.
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna slip in here real quick.
If you don't, if you just, this is real quick.
Felicia.
Felicia.
Ah, there you are.
So, ah, here we go.
But actually, you know what?
You go ahead. You sit here, Felicia.
I'll sit on this side here.
It's okay.
You don't mind if I turn over here.
Do you?
Oh, are you dead?
Is that okay?
Oh, no, no, no.
It's perfectly fine.
I don't have to sit here.
You know what?
Felicia, this is a perfect time for a test run.
Don't you think?
I think this might be a good time.
Bring out the chair.
Felicia, go ahead and bring out the chair.
So, anything got...
I won't chair you.
Yeah, how are you?
very serious about the cluck hole three part okay she's really important we i need to make sure
that my wife has the proper bowl to satisfy her needs see straight up she broke the pelvis of three
other suitors you know that's the last like three months it's unbelievable okay thank you thank you
so much thank you so much sweetheart oh my goodness oh my sir sir let's get this straight mr chicken
You want to fuck your wife and none of you?
Well, it's not really a matter of your fucking her.
She didn't give you a run for your money.
If I if I do say so myself.
Oh, my God. OK.
There have been at least five hospital
hospitalizations and, you know,
I just got to get into it, you know, getting into.
Yeah, yeah.
But you need it.
So, so, sir, sir, so you basically
You basically, sir, want us to basically bang your wife for your own measurement and enjoyment?
Yes, exactly. That is, I think I have been very clear about being the clockhold in this situation.
Now, how well are y'all in applying ballgags to a beak?
I'm sure we could figure it. Okay. Okay.
We're gonna
Utah straps to wings deal deal look we are going to how do you feel about fitting people in the gimpsies, okay?
You're in you're in the next round. You made it to the top
Wow, it really is just that simple wait we do have one more thing before we go after
Oh God, we really don't.
We don't think there's so much.
Go ahead, just hand it over to Felicia right now.
Thank you.
What is she going to do with that?
What is she going to do?
I don't understand.
It's with Springy.
OK.
OK.
Rock on again.
OK.
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much, guys.
Thank you.
God of my life.
Mr. Cock, take care.
All right, have an amazing one.
Thank you so much.
Y'all have a great night.
He's like a gentleman.
I mean, every ass just gets fatter and fatter.
I don't even understand.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I mean, this app right here.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, no worries.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Wait, this was Faye, if I remember correctly, right?
Yeah, it's like, hey, but with an F,
because I like to do things with the F word.
OK.
Faye, you pick a booth.
Whatever booth you want to sit in, OK?
I'll just get right here, if that's OK.
I want to see both of you.
Well, actually, Faye, I think you should sit in maybe a booth.
I think I don't, I'm out of the light.
I agree, Faye.
I also think you should sit in the booth.
I'm like pitching a tent right now.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, right there.
Faye, that's right.
I'm good at the size of the booth.
Oh, you're sorry?
I just thought I don't know how does he have to be.
Mm-hmm.
So Faye, interesting.
You chose this booth, any reason why in particular?
I mean, how does he eat the house?
Like in my eyes, I'm just like, ah!
You're not a guy.
I just decided here because there's a little bit more room
and I didn't want to crowd you
because I know that you've been getting a lot of attention.
Oh, you're gonna be watching from the outside.
Come closer, though.
I'm gonna be too forward, that's all.
Faye, if I was to like get you into the talent round,
What is your tablet exactly?
So actually most people know me for my dancing,
but I decided to do something different.
I will be doing a little bit of a rap.
So yeah.
All right, Faye, well, we're gonna get you in the next round.
We're gonna get you in the next round, all right?
Yeah.
Yep, yep.
She can open a bottle with her feet.
I've seen it.
It's pretty epic, but you're rapping good for you.
You know what?
Character progression, all right, thank you, Faye.
Thank you, you're welcome, boy.
see you in the next round.
Jesus Christ!
Like I'm trying to not get hurt.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, Mura, shut up.
You should see her when she can deal with a bottle.
Mura, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Oh my god, this is your girl.
Hola, mamacita.
Hello, puppy.
You can take a seat right here in the booth.
I'll be there.
Wow. So how are you doing today?
I'm doing great now that I see you.
Yeah, I know I missed you earlier. You know what I'm saying? I miss you.
I don't know, man. I see you talking to other bitches.
I know, I know.
You could ask Muda, right? I told him. I said the only girl I really want here is you. You know what I mean? Muda, tell her.
He did he did he did say that he just kept rejecting all these women for you.
Oh, really puppy. Oh my God. I knew you like seasoning all this bitch is calling you.
Hi daddy, but no one can call you papasito.
So what I want to do is basically definitely going to be the next round and.
Maybe we could just like, kiss or something.
So you, so you want to kiss me?
Yes, please. Mamacita.
Of course, papacito.
Wow. Okay, I'll see you in the next round.
I see you, Papi. Bye.
Oh my God. Okay. Wow.
They were, that was like, I just got, holy shit.
I just got flashbanged.
You call that getting flashbanged, yeah.
Oh.
Wait, this is the perfect time for him to-
Okay.
This is the perfect time for him to go.
Oh, God.
Hello.
Hey, Chad.
Hey, hey, what's going on, Chad?
How are you, bro?
Chad.
A little fat, give me a-
Yeah, take your time.
Chad, talk to me, bro.
Well, I've been watching your stream
like a good little tier three, and you're surrounded
by literal succubi that is to steal everything from you and ruin your life and probably give
you a disease like venereal.
I'm really worried about you and Muta too because he's definitely down bad.
I know, I know, Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, you are perfect, yes, bro, Chad, we
We really need you to be the voice of reason here because basically any time you're not
here, there's, I just have a boner.
So I appreciate you, Chad.
There was a girl who like sat in pizza and the pizza smelled weird as shit.
So I don't know the pizza, but how are you supposed to eat pizza with pussy on it?
I know, I know.
Okay, Chad.
Well, I love you to help you though.
I won't let you down.
So I'm going to say something to you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's up?
The next round I'm going to perform a summary.
should you allow me to survive it? I'm able to help you decide to follow your heart instead
of your penis. I know it's really difficult because it's very hard, but I hope that I
can help guide you to a path that won't result in complete destruction by these evil succubi.
Yes, and that is why you're in the next round, bro. Okay, I'll see you in there, bro.
I'll see you there. Okay, I love you, Chad.
So I take care brother they sure not to fall out of the booth when you then you put out bro. I'm a child my best ever really
It's okay, I landed on my portly rolls. It's like an insulator. I'm kind of fat
Goodbye
They chat I love you bro. I'm sorry. Take care bro. Muda. He really keeps me
He keeps me grounded bro. He keeps me grounded. I breathe. How are you breathe?
I breathe
Hi, how are you?
I don't know, Bree.
I like your hair, Bree.
I like your hair, Bree.
Oh, my God.
These, these, these, these, these waders are just, oh my God.
JC, JC, I think I have a headache from how far my cough has been for the last hour.
That's everybody.
That's everybody.
Okay, stay.
Okay.
So let's go back to the stage and we're going to eliminate down to eight.
Okay.
All right.
Lock in a mootah mootah mootah come here. Listen. We have to be brutal. Okay. We have to be brutal
All right, we're only gonna leave here with two. All right, remember that
True
Like the last two rounds go by pretty fast
Okay, all right
All right, can we hit the suspenseful game show music, please?
All right, here we go. Hey, can I can I just sit in here? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
No, are we?
Okay.
He's coming to the bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom.
Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
I thought let me do one more.
Are we really gonna fuck this dude's wife in front of him?
I think that's just a safe pick.
Can we just kick him out?
I think we can kick him out.
I don't think we can get up.
I can't get hard while that chicken watches me fuck his wife.
Yeah, exactly.
It's really weird.
I think we should kick him.
Now, we gotta kick three more, okay?
So, who else?
Bro, some of the early girls, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
We were just horny, bro. We were just horny. Okay, that's back. Can I ask you a question? Yes, what do you
What are your thoughts on
Sakura and buddy like what do we do? Those are like those are our old like what do you what do we where's your head at?
I'm gonna have to really decide based off of the talent show I think and
Rounds of questionings like it's gonna come down to the talent show bro for me. You know what I'm saying
Okay, but let's say okay. I like that. Let's be brutal and be dickheads. We have to come on
All right, we're ready
Moot it up eliminate first we have to eliminate four right round four. Yeah four more four more you
I'm gonna have to choose
Mr. Talk talk. I'm sorry if I could if I could be honest for a second
I don't think I'm gonna get hard fucking your wife while you watch me. I know I don't think I can get hard
No, you wouldn't be here with me. I'd be on account of the ball gag
I can't I can't get that guy can't do that. I don't think we got
Pantheon
Okay, no, no, no, no, you don't talk to her. You do not talk to her anymore, sir
Yes, mr. Sorry, honey. He'll fuck your brains out. Oh my god. Okay. Thank you
Now I have to live I go for it. All right with my next liberation I am going to be eliminating you
Yes.
Why?
Amir.
What happened?
What did I do wrong, Jinxie?
We can talk about it.
Oh my god.
Are you sure you want to make this decision?
No, Jinxie. I can't do that!
I can't do that!
Jinxie, you can talk about it, Jinxie.
We can fix this, baby.
Jinxie, they're calling me two at the end, buddy.
They're calling me two. You gotta walk in.
or not so listen to me what you want yes so I'm listening I listen very good
come on honey you're making a mistake it's okay it's okay to make a mistake
once so listen okay don't do this Jesus Christ so listen I'm going to be
basically eliminating you are you sure yeah I just don't know if I like felt
Spark you know what I mean we can change that and you give me just one more
chance we just got to rip it off like a band-aid no I'm sorry I'm sorry thank
you for the opportunity Jinxie I appreciate it but it was a pleasure to
meet you if you guys ever want to go to Paris you just let me know okay thank
Wait, like, as in...
Eiffel Tower?
No, Murda, we gotta focus. Murda, remember what Chud said.
Goodbye. Goodbye. Sorry. I'm sorry.
Oh no!
Okay, so Muda, we gotta eliminate two more.
Two more.
Okay.
Uh, cat-woman? Cat mommy? Cat mom?
Mm-hmm.
I think I'm gonna have to eliminate-
I think I'm gonna have to go ahead and eliminate you, cat mommy.
Aw, really?
Uh...
Um, Muda, I really think you should think about this one.
I just take it as a thing.
It's up to you, but just think about it.
I'm great with cuddles and all sorts of things and positions.
I think he knows exactly what I mean.
Chad, is everything okay over there, Chad?
I can see all of it. I see the whole thing.
Oh my god, oh my god, my eyes.
Oh no, it's like a musty sandwich.
Oh no, no, no.
Hey, shit, he's right.
OK.
Um, Mura, what are you going to do?
I think I think I think I'm going to have to eliminate.
I think I'm going to have to.
Oh my god.
Dude, you got to rip it off like a bandit.
I think I just got it.
I'm going to rip it off of the bandit.
I didn't rip it off of the bandit.
I'm sorry, cat mommy.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Take care, take care, take care of yourself.
Take care of yourself.
Try to tell me everything okay?
Okay, I believe you have to eliminate two more.
I'm going to go with an R2P456789, yeah, it's two more, right?
Okay, so we are going to be eliminating,
Can we turn this off?
This is one more.
Can we actually load?
Can we load it in there?
Yeah, turn it on a little bit.
What do you want to be?
I'm sorry.
Me?
Oh my God.
Okay, I'm going to be liberating you with the glasses and the blue eyes.
Yeah, me, but that's weird.
What?
What?
What?
R.P.
Basically, I'm just really not feeling a spar.
What about me?
That's okay. Wait, do you love Luda though? I do. I do indeed. Alright, I'm gonna be a
W, man. I'm not gonna liberate you. I'm gonna liberate... Yeah. Okay, what's
happening? I'm gonna be liberating you. Really? Yeah. Well, they're not good enough
for you. Jesus Christ. No, it's not like that. No, it's just we got to eliminate 28 people.
You know what I'm saying? Only two can survive.
Yeah, I'm a shadow. You're okay. I understand what's your background? What's your background? What's your background?
What's your background? What's your background? My background? Yeah, like, like, like, like, like where
from I'm bleeding I'm Japanese and Jamaican okay I'm going to be a little
baby that's exotic that's exotic that's exotic excuse me wait what was your
name again right here yeah you're staying um yeah yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna
I'm sorry I have to eliminate you I'm sorry I have to eliminate someone.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
That could actually be my wife!
Boat!
Maybe you have to eliminate Muda.
Maybe you have to pick between the two girls that you wanted to eliminate.
Yeah! Muda! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you pick! You pick!
Out of the two I picked, you pick!
Yeah, yeah!
I'll take one of those two to eliminate Muda.
Muda!
Okay.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, can we clear the stage except for them two?
here and can both of you just look at Muda dramatically trying to get on the pick you over the other. All right. Thank you.
Can I ask you can I interview them for like 30 seconds each piece because these are my topics.
God damn baby. Okay. Listen, where are you from? What's your background?
Where am I from?
I'm from Cali, you know, I'm a Cali girl, but I'm a simple girl. Stay to myself.
I'm from Miami.
You're from Miami, baby.
You know, I like beaches, warm water.
And how tall are you? How tall are you?
I'm a little bit on the shorter side, I'm five foot.
Okay, yeah, can we get, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you gotta go. Big things, you gotta go.
I'm sorry baby, I'm sorry baby.
I'm sorry baby, I'm sorry baby.
Oh my god.
Mom, yeah.
Thank you so much.
Maybe later next time.
What?
Fuck.
Okay, I think you made a good bet.
Gentlemen, the next round is going to be a talent show round.
They're going to come out one by one and show off their talent.
It could be dancing, it could be art,
it could be whatever they chose.
You're bad, girl.
Some of these motherfuckers are dancers, so if he gets a little intense, just look away at how they're holding him.
But listen to him!
It's okay, it's okay, I understand.
You know, and I, I get it.
They're gonna do a talent show. You're gonna see all their talents.
Some of them might dance, and if they do, just like, I don't know.
I told them to be good, but I can't always control these ladies.
So like, you have to look away at a time or two. I don't know, it'll probably be fun.
That's okay, sorry. Can I just take a piss break? I've been holding my pee in for the last like hours.
We can also get Pittsburgh.
Please, Jixi come to the bathroom because I actually got to go eye robin actually.
Alright guys.
Now you can go to the bathroom.
You can go.
I'm going to just chill.
Hey guys.
Hey, I'm going to take a Pittsburgh tour.
Jixi, you have fun.
You know, why don't you like me do a little bit?
You know, explore a bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Excuse me.
What is your name?
I don't know if you can pick, bro.
Dad, everyone.
Hello.
I can't see.
I don't have any tags on.
Okay.
Well.
This is Xferiana.
Oh, Xferiana.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, baby doll. What is that? Oh, okay. Maybe just like a wink. Okay. Okay. And who is this here?
Mika. Oh, yeah. Mika, that's the yeah. Okay. Okay. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. And who is this here?
What is your name? Oh, oh, I can't see.
It's your name. Mimi Mimi. Hey, Mimi. Wow. That's a lot of recoil. Hello. What is your name?
This is Shia Shias. Okay. And who is this here?
This is three three. Okay.
Now, I know this might be an unprofessional question. You know what I'm saying? But.
Let's say like tonight doesn't go well for me and I just don't.
You know what I'm saying? And I just don't find love tonight. Like, would any of you ladies want to go out of the date with me?
I feel like you'll find love tonight.
Just, uh, you'll be, you'll be, you'll be fine.
Okay, sorry about that. Sorry about that, ladies.
No, no, no, no. Just, sir, how do I confidence?
Yeah. You'll be fine. You'll be fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I got you.
I saw you were the only one who raised your hand.
Bazzara.
Oh, hey, chat, chat.
What?
Chat is going to help you?
Chad, I'm going to, uh, wait, sorry, let me get down to you.
Chad, are you doing okay, bro?
Thank you.
I was looking at your penis when you were standing that high up.
I could see it through your pants.
I know, I'm sorry.
I know, I know.
Chad, bro, I don't know what to do.
Okay, you're my stream.
I'm torn, bro.
I don't know what to do, man.
It's like, Chad, you are like my conscience.
Like, you're telling me what's right, but it's hard to remember
when there's just gigantic boobs in your face, bro.
It's hard to even remember, bro.
I'll clear it up for you.
I know someone who can speak to you from the heart, they'll help you find the truth.
I'll show you with my talent and you know maybe try not to stick your nose too deep in them because
some of them they're just like it's all out there. I can see it. Okay all right Chad I love you bro
and I'll see you in the next round okay. See you soon.
Oh, fuck, I don't want to see you, Mika.
Mika, you are so beautiful.
Mika, if I could take you out on this day, I swear to God I would.
I swear on my life, on everything I love, I am not alone.
I would take you out, Mika. I swear to God.
You are so beautiful, genuinely.
Genuinely, you're so beautiful.
Wiggle Wednesday.
All right.
Guys, you ready for the talent show?
Yes, we're ready.
Muta, Locky, and remember, we can only leave with two.
Oh, trust me.
Go on there.
Hi, my day.
do you have a question?
A talent show.
Oh god, what happened to your shirt?
I'm scared.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's a tiffaca quini.
I should put on PSOs.
That's better.
Yeah.
This is Faye, right?
Faye.
What is your talent Faye?
What is your talent?
You're good.
I am going to be rapping.
I'm not really a senior or a rapper, but I do enjoy having a good time and listening
to hip hop music you know okay so start whenever you're ready sounds sketchy
so you have to take off your shirt to rap i'm so confused i get hot what can i say do you hear it
yeah yeah cool i saw a new grip sun like a new whip i'm gonna new drip i'm a nappy head of black
little cool kid yeah i make that take that break that all got a hundred ways i can flip that get
back all the money just to get that bitch back up they probably need to take that it's that
bitch you fur me why you want to act like this rolling on my wrist so she want to have kids
cuffs on my wrist so the cuffs don't trip i'm too fly to fight can't afford my price this is a white
Tee bitch bite me they on the high they on the low you're killing my vibe get up my zone
so i'm on a high they on the low you're killing my vibe get up my zone i'm the best in the group chat
my bro's gonna admit that cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut please you are you are eliminated
you are. Yeah, I love it. It's just I wasn't feeling it at all. I wasn't feeling it. I really wasn't.
Do you really, really wasn't feeling it? Rob, could you like thank you very much. Thank you very
much. Thank you. I appreciate the effort. Thank you. Have a wonderful night. So Rob, how many are
are we eliminating how many are we eliminating your brain is down to four
so you're living half of them okay I'm gonna remember that you're warning
bowser remember that but you got it more brutal here I thought you just I
think 30 different woman keep it down keep it fucking down you fucking pussy
come on yeah okay all right come on come on wait shut yo mooder shut up
I mean, Jesus, hello, so shot. What is it back there? The under parts were growling at me. Oh my God. I'm so sorry. So shot. I have a talent. Okay. What is it?
I want to show it to you. I'm going to bring someone who can finally clear your mind from how much calm has gotten into your brain. Okay. I have to perform a summoning dance to bring him here.
him here I'm sorry for what you're about to see okay I didn't just select what
so
I've been brought to this song saloon or whatever this is to convey
What is the message from my good friend, sir?
These suck your vibe, women.
They're after your money.
They're after your souls.
You best be doing what's best for your penis
and keeping yourself for the right one.
Don't let them in your trousers.
Don't let them take what's rightfully yours.
Save yourself for the right one with your dead friend.
I live a bad life Arthur.
You're a good man, Jinx.
You're a good man.
I don't want to see you end up in a desert hell like this.
I know, I know, okay, I got you.
I won't.
You're so cute.
Wow.
Arthur, Arthur, Arthur, Arthur.
Before you go, Arthur, Arthur, before you go.
You got so much fucking aura, bro.
I'm not gonna lie dude
Well, I didn't wash before I came here, so I'm sorry if I stink. It's okay
We don't have a yes, we do have a cure for TB
I don't know what you're doing.
What are you doing there?
So cool.
I hope that after hearing words from Arthur, you'll make the right choice.
Thank you, Todd.
There's only one. I'm so fat I gotta move my arm really far. There's only one.
Thank you.
Okay, thank you, Todd.
Take care, Todd.
I tried to bow, but my head's really big.
Take care of yourself, Todd. Take care of yourself, Todd.
Hey, God bless.
It smells really bad back here.
That was so peak, bro.
That was peak.
Okay.
Hello, hello, hello.
So, I have a talent to show you. I'm going to dance for you.
So, I need you guys to look in right there, okay?
Remember what I taught you, boys? Remember what I taught you?
Can I have why you come up here? I just want it to be like leveled up like leveled out properly if that's okay
Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. Oh
I just need maybe a cute place to music for me, please
Wait move back a little bit. Why are you on your why are you on your knees?
I love fish
I love turtles bro, I love turtles
Woah, woah, woah
Woah
Woah, woah, woah
I don't think I'm done with this.
I'm done with this.
What?
This isn't how I remember this song.
I'm gonna be honest.
I don't remember this song going like this.
She crashed. She fucking crashed.
She fucking crashed.
She's fucking dead.
I'm gonna be honest, we should pause the music.
Pause the music, pause production!
I'm sorry, she's an intern.
Alright, thank you, thank you for that talent.
Alright guys, if you guys could just please come back here, we'll go to the next talent.
Alright, can we get the next talent please?
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Let me lock him.
No.
Let me lock him.
This is all yours.
This is all yours.
Luzlu, your next bitch, go.
Hola, mamacita.
No, no, no, no, we have to talk.
We have to talk.
We have to talk.
Yeah, you.
So, mother ain't done, right?
No, not much.
Yeah, not too much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, imagine like you're like dad was watching, you know?
Okay.
I don't know if that's going to change anything.
be honest okay this was music playing oh yeah I don't hear any music we just see you spinning
Okay, my music is not working. Then I'm gonna do some tricks. I don't know. Let me do something.
Okay, holy, what's up?
My music is not working.
Oh my, what are you, a fucking sprater?
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What can I do?
What can I do?
What can I do?
What can I do?
What can I do?
When can I love that I when one can I love no not wait oh my god i'm so sorry my music is not waiting
okay i hope you like this no i i loved it i'm sorry your music had technical difficulties you
know what i'm saying oh if they don't choose you i know oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry
I tried to look up for you.
No, you don't have to.
Everything is.
No, no, you did amazing.
You did great.
You know what I'm saying?
You did as good as you could, you know?
All right, I'll see you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Mama.
See that?
Okay.
Is that the word?
Yes.
I sound so way.
Okay, next.
Oh, my God.
I'm just gonna set it up.
Oh, yeah.
So, my tablet is going to be...
Yeah, it's going to be pole dancing.
I'm just gonna do like little simple tracks for you guys, so you can do it.
I don't care.
To be fair, it's right here.
Is that good?
usually not too bad. Dan Clancy came in to watch pole dancing once, and he didn't seem to mind it.
What?
The one-eaten-eaten-eaten-eaten-eaten?
No way!
Yeah, he came in and there was a girl that pole danced in VR Chat and he watched it.
What?!
Like, what?!
What?!
What the...
Alright. Whenever you're ready...
I
Oh, she seems nice, she does, she does seem nice.
Did she ask for a rainbow siege?
Yo, yo.
No, no.
I try to wear it.
We need this in Valorant.
All right.
That's good.
I think they've seen enough.
I think they've seen enough.
Yeah.
We're good.
I think we're good, baby.
I think.
We're good, baby.
Take care, baby.
Take care.
Take care.
Moody, I remember. We have to learn how to have them.
Okay, who's this?
Dude.
Oh, it's Mike. This is Mike.
This is my A. What's going on, baby? How are you?
My talent. I'm good, cutie. I'm really good.
My talent, I'm going to show you flexible hands.
I like doing yoga and stretching.
I'm going to do a little bit of that with them.
Oh, yeah.
Go ahead. Stretch all you want.
Okay.
I'm ready. Okay. Yeah, I'm I'm ready
Start off, you know loosen your arms loosen your arm. Oh, do you want them to participate with you? Yeah, we can participate
You can participate
Okay
And then we're gonna go down
And you're supposed to feel it
very tired, very tired, and you're gonna go around
alright, alright
dropping in
I don't know if I can do that
it's okay
oh my balls
you're gonna do it
that's yourself
yeah, I don't like this
you can get out a lot
loosen up your towel
Oh my god!
I'm
And little stretch routine for you guys. Thank you. Thank you very much
Oh, I love it. I love it, baby. I love to take care. Jesus Christ. All right, bro. Jincy. It's just it's impossible, dude
Like it's impossible, bro. Oh
Oh
Yes, are you excited? Yes, I am excited. I am excited. I'm excited. I am excited
Yeah
Pick a card.
Pick a card?
How do I pick?
Just tell me which one.
The one all the way to the left.
The fourth one to the left.
Okay, we got to choose one card here, guys.
Can you work together as a team?
Alright. Fourth one to the left.
Do you agree with that thing, Pete?
Yes.
My left or your left?
This one.
My left. So you're right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one, yes, yes, yes.
Let's see, let's shuffle the deck and see what card we get for you.
Is this your card?
How'd you do that?
Yeah, it was the three of hearts, bro.
Uh-oh. Are you praying death?
I was lost in the cities, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Jesus. I'm sorry. Okay, stop that.
You're not very magical, dear. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're magical.
You think I'm magical? Yeah.
If I can rock your world. Oh my god.
You're gonna hold brand new adventure.
Do you have another one?
You've got another one?
I guess I have so much to show you.
Probably yeah
Want to do like a group hug
Group kiss
You can kiss me on the forehead if you want like a dead boy.
Alright, into the next- oh sorry.
So, Productions messes me and said that flock and bunnies technical difficulties are fixed
if you guys want to see it again or watch it, it's up to you guys.
It's up to you.
Bunny?
Yeah, well, let's get Bunny. Bunny, yes, yes.
Yeah, and Flaka, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, and Flaka.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Production, we can let them do their talents.
All right.
All right, Bunny will come up next.
Okay.
Oh, hey, soccer.
Hey, baby.
Let me take this light bulb off for you.
So I got something special for you, okay?
you okay? Okay. I got a couple surprises. So give me a second. So right here. I made
something very special for you. Oh my god. Okay. All right. Start spamming gold. Gold,
gold gold gold gold gold gold gold goldidog
gold goldํ๊ธฐ
Yes
Just keep going
Okay. Okay
I can be whatever you want
Wow. How did you even do that? Wow. I know. I heard. What is it? No, I wasn't saying anything.
Any questions? No, no, you continue. Hi. Okay. So you're gonna pick me, right? Me forever?
I know you want mommy, right?
I'm already a mommy.
I want the girl.
I want the girl here to spit in your mouth, right, baby?
What the fuck?
Um, wow.
I don't know, we'll have to see.
I'll kill anyone who comes near you.
Oh my god.
You're just for it.
What do I have to see?
And look, if you don't like that, I want my thing to show you.
Oh my god, it just full of surprises that I asked her.
I mean, it just full of surprises.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Um, yeah.
So you'll be a good boy for mommy, right?
I can be anything that you want.
I can make any outfit, whatever you want, whatever you want, right?
Oh my God! Oh my God! Somebody help! Help!
You're all mine, okay, baby? I'll be waiting for a date. I'm looking for it.
Looking for a date, okay? Just tell me where.
Thank you so much. You've been amazing.
I
Don't even I mean, I mean that's your ball. That's your ball, bro. That's your ball
Anymore, oh, yeah
Thank you for giving me another chance daddy
Okay
Oh
Oh my god, buddy you're so bad!
Oh my god!
I don't explain just the noises you know what I mean?
Is like someone's listening in?
They can't see it?
I don't know.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, next.
Yup, cut, cut, cut.
I think you really showed us your talent.
Cut, cut.
Okay, next. Yep. Cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut. Thank you so much, buddy. Oh
My god
Yes
I'm not going to do it again, I'm doing my best puppy.
Oh, it's okay. Yeah, Flaka, with no music, it's still okay.
All right, you still look amazing.
Oh, thank you.
I put some clothes on so you can see the whole dance.
Yes, smart, smart.
Very smart.
So you can enjoy my show.
Oh my god.
the resting song?
I missed you. It's been a while since I've seen you. I missed you.
Bro, that onesie does not build for this. That onesie is struggling.
What the fuck?
I think they realized now how talented you are.
You're beautiful.
thank you so much thank you thank you thank you yo yo yo that's you know that's
you're gonna say if that's a dude then I am the gayest motherfucker alive okay that's all
I'm gonna say okay there's no fucking way child you guys are wrong there's no way
yeah I don't know no there's no way zero chance zero chance wait so we got to
eliminate four in total yes can we get the suspenseful game show music but not
too loud so they don't tell you to turn it down please all right so we could
seven out here we have to eliminate how many there should be eight out here one
two three four five six seven okay we're bringing it down to four so I guess
we're eliminating three we're living three all right Muda start us off bro
Start us off. Who do you want to nominate?
Oh, Bora!
Alright.
Oh, you guys already eliminated one. That's right.
And this is so tough. This is so tough.
I don't know.
Hey, can I hear you talk again? Can I hear you talk again?
Hi, Muda.
How are you?
What was your name again?
And what was your, yeah, what was your name?
Oh, my name is Lulu.
Lulu.
Lulu or Lulu?
Lulu, yeah.
Yeah, Lulu.
Is there a boulder in there?
I mean, there's a boulder in my pants.
Why is Arthur a movie?
You're emotional.
So can you tell me where you're from?
I'm here for you.
Oh, I'm actually from Florida.
I'm actually Puerto Rican. I'm from Florida.
I'm Puerto Rican. I'm Puerto Rican. Yeah, from Florida.
Yeah, we're exactly in Florida, like Miami area, like touch it.
I'm actually in Orlando, but I go to Miami a lot.
I love the beaches.
Okay, interesting. Okay, okay.
Yeah.
Moira, let me do the first elimination if you don't mind.
Alright, go for it.
I'm going to be eliminating...
the magician.
You're getting rid of me?
Jesus Christ.
Wasn't that good enough for you?
It's not that. It's just I have to make decisions here.
Please just give.
Yeah, but you don't think that sheds a better option.
Hey!
Chud is...
Don't be talking about no, Chud.
I really do.
Chud and Arthur Morgan are about to make sure he's alright.
Pfft, I'm here to support you.
You're going to have a merry end.
Take a rest.
Use yourself doing things with him.
There's only one choice.
Don't make the wrong one.
I have to keep Chud, because Chud is going to help me make decisions.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm sorry.
And Arthur...
I totally understand.
I have to get ready.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You have to go.
You're going to have an amazing rest of your day.
Arthur, you're killing my daughter.
I'm going to do that.
All right, you take care. I love your magic. I like your magic tricks. I love your magic. All right, Luna
But now you have two nations. What is art?
Two more elimination. Okay, I'm gonna have to go with
So you're from you're from Miami and you're from
I'm filming it.
Yeah.
I put Tampa.
Ha ha ha ha.
We're coming beach in the bathroom.
What a collection.
We're going to...
Whoa.
Sorry, one second.
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.
What a focus.
What a focus.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What are you doing there?
Here, here, here, bro.
Behind you.
Muda.
OK.
I don't know what to do, bro.
Because if we get rid of Chod, we're not going to date
Chod, realistically.
We're not going to date Chod.
No, we're not, bro.
We're not.
We're not.
It's easier if you get rid of him.
You know what I mean?
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
Because I'm having to die.
I need to get rid of Poppin.
I need to get rid of him.
I'll get rid of him.
I'll get rid of him.
You just voted, though.
You just voted.
I know, but you vote somebody out,
but I'm saying I'll get rid of Chud Thuramuda.
But like, I'll get rid of them.
Just let me handle that as a man.
I'm gonna confront that.
But you want me to pick someone else
so you could pick the easy picks.
So I will laugh with the harder picks, basically,
is what you want me to do.
Dude, there's three girls in there that are all bad.
Okay, honestly, they're all great.
Maybe get rid of Bunny.
What do you think, bro?
I don't know what to say.
If you get rid of Sakura, I'll get rid of Bunny.
I'm gonna let you choose what you want to do
All right, you've got to make a decision, Muda. Eliminate somebody, please. It's your
choice. It's your choice, Muda. Who do you want to
I'm not muted oh god, okay, I did it gets harder. I told you
How to how to follow you oh I'm five three five three and what's your background my background like my race yeah like your race oh I'm
I'm Puerto Rican, Irish, and German.
Puerto Rican.
And you live in, and you live in,
and you live in Miami, is that Florida?
I live in Orlando.
She said Orlando, you gotta make no flow, sorry.
Yeah, I gotta make stop, sorry.
Um.
That's okay.
Pah!
Muda, make your elimination.
Hi, Daddy.
I'm going to do a jet close-up for you soon.
I feel you'll see it soon.
Yeah, I'll tell you what, jet, huh?
I can't wait to show you.
Are you okay?
Don't you want to see me?
Plus for your jet?
What any plus for you want?
You know you wouldn't love me.
You know you do.
What do you love is Australian girl accent in your ear.
You're right here.
Hmm?
We love that.
I'm gonna have to go.
With my elimination.
It has to be...
Chud.
What?
Oh, hey!
I'm sorry. We can't object. I'm sorry.
Yes. I'm going to be honest, bro. You are the most amazing dude I ever met. I actually
I honestly think I'm gay because I'm just meeting you, but I I think I can't see myself
kissing you or getting romantic with you or doing anything with you.
You are you are solely personality and vibes, but I just I'm not as excited as you are.
He's a fruit.
I don't have a pussy.
Well, let's not call it frogs, okay?
But I understand, I just wanna say one thing before I go,
which is there's just one choice.
You're my streamer, and I hope you make the right one.
And I promise I'll do whatever it is
to make it right for you, which is why.
Yeah, we need some sad emotional music right now.
I need to go to God.
Wait, what?
No, it's just, it's just gotta be done, I'm sorry.
So what? So what do you mean?
Chad, what are you doing?
I have to go.
Chad, Chad, what are you doing?
Chad!
Chad!
No!
No!
Chad, no!
Chad, no!
No!
Don't do this!
Chad!
Chad!
Don't do this!
Chad!
No!
No!
That's too much, that's too much movement.
The truth is, I was actually a plant and I'm actually the co-host crumpet.
You got me.
What?
No.
Sorry, my bad.
What?
There was actually a gesture situation.
You have got me, Muda.
I was doing my best to fool you.
Hey, I'm so pissed.
I'll always be your chud.
But I'm actually gay.
Typical viewer of yours, right?
I was wondering where he went, bro.
All right, um, we have, what, one, two, three, four, five.
One more elimination.
James C, James C.
Now that I'm eliminated, I just have to stand next to you guys.
Sorry.
Yeah, I can run.
J.C. J.C. J.C. J.C. J.C. J.C.
Okay, so everybody
J.C. Listen to me.
I'm gonna shut the fuck up!
Bro, I just wanted to-
Everybody here, go fuck it.
Just everybody here, like, just tell me why you shouldn't be eliminated.
We'll start with you.
Because I'm pregnant with your child?
With the numbers?
Hold on. No.
Hold on, hold on.
Wait, hold on. Hey, hold on.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, I, we're not pregnant. No. Okay. Sorry. Next. Next. Lulu, why should
you not be eliminated?
Hello, Jinxie. I am here for true authentic love and I would love to go on another date
and get to know you a lot better. And maybe we can have a little date in Orlando. I could
to all the movement party. I used to work at Epic Universe.
Okay, okay, thank you. Okay, and now, why should you not be eliminated?
Hi, Jinxie. I don't want to be eliminated because I am most here to find love. I've been enjoying my
time with Sof, Dutch, and honestly, I want to get to know you guys. I really want to
know you more of me and see where it can go.
Okay, and now, oh god, Sakura why should you not get limited?
I'm very, you already know that I'm the one you want to pick.
I'm not trying to trap you with a baby you don't want.
I'm from Tampa. I know all the spots. I used to
live like in Palm Harbor so I know, I know the area well.
So I'm from that area, I go there all the time.
And uh, you already went up to the date.
We already know that there's chemistry in you, obviously.
I give you all the golds you want all night long.
Where do you know about?
So, okay.
Mmm.
Hahaha.
Good boy.
Pick mommy.
Good day.
Mmm.
And party watching, you're not being a little rude, honey.
You're not being a little rude.
Because I'm obviously weird as a wife.
He's been looking for a wife haven't you? Well, I'm the one for you baby. I'm gonna let you down
I'll let you do whatever you want to me
With my next celebration
I'm going
Okay
With my next see let's see. Yeah, don't let me don't let me don't let me don't let me don't let me don't let me don't let me
Whatever you do, I will support you on this decision
With my next elimination
I'm going to be eliminating
Sakareffo
Why can't you do that to me?
Not too bad, no!
I can't do that to you.
Tisha, since you're one and only, look what she made for you.
You already know I'm your one and only, but I made it for you.
I made this for you.
I'm so sorry, but...
Are you serious? You're gonna get rid of me?
I'm your mommy. You are.
I know, I know.
I'm really gonna leave you like that.
Ladies please, ladies please.
I'm Latina too, I'm flexin' that I'm Latina, but I am Latina.
Ladies ladies, I'm flexin' that I'm Latina.
I'm sorry ladies, the decision has been made.
What's an equal bullshit, right?
No, it's equal.
It's equal suckin' of sorry.
That's okay.
Begone! Begone! Begone!
All right, I'm sorry, soccer, you have been eliminated.
This is our final four, okay.
So this is the final round.
What's gonna happen is they're just going to say
one final speech as to why they think that they should win.
And then at the end, you guys are going to eliminate two
and pick your final winners for each other, okay?
If you guys want to pick a specific song for your speech,
send it to Mimikyu.
Otherwise, Mimikyu, you can just play generic sad music.
Um, production Jimmy Dory do we have an order for them?
Muda
Lock
You gotta fuck in bro, this determines our next stage
Guys, figure out your orders
Okay, then you can do it
One by one and then do your speeches, alright?
Just go backstage, please
Poof
Hey, you know what dude?
You're gonna get some shit for that, but hey, you know what?
It's gonna
It's gonna lead to something, you know?
It's gonna lead to something, you're gonna find true love
That was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life, Muda.
That looked difficult.
Where did this pickle come from?
Who are you?
Where'd you come from?
You were here this whole time, you were here.
No, you were not, you were not.
No, I think you're from here.
He's been right behind you guys the whole time.
You're the whole time.
Don't you raise your voices.
I
Got a discipline sometimes
Shit, okay, let me talk to others. Let me talk to you. Yes, sir. Another respect for you, sir
Come here
Shut the door
How do you shut the door?
What, can you hear me?
Talk low, talk low, talk low, talk low.
Remember, let's shut up, shut up, let's shut up.
We need, what the fuck is happening out there?
We're going on a date, like we need to explain,
we need them to explain who they want to date
and why they want to date us, you know what I'm saying?
True, true.
Cause we don't want to be like in that weird position
where they're in the middle.
to explain why do they want to date us in specific like whether it's you or me okay true true
you grabbing your eyeballs you grabbing your eyeballs come here
the fuck are my eyes broke
me too
are you guys ready to hear their speeches by the way yes we're ready
I'm not even joking.
Mura, I'm not even joking.
Bro, can we put Mika, is it okay if Mika gets on stage or no?
Well, Mika doesn't talk much. Is that okay with you?
No, I need any talking, but Mika, you're so beautiful Mika.
Oh, silence.
Oh, Mika, sorry, I'm so sorry.
All right, let's switch up.
Lock in, lock in.
Hello, good afternoon.
It's the first time I came here in this stage.
So, I wanna tell my story, like in a day.
So, I come from a very, very poor family from Mexico,
and I cross the border like everyone else.
You can see right here my scars.
I fell off the train, and I walked seven days, seven nights
to come here and meet a great man.
I thought I just needed a white man to meet and get
their drink out.
But right now, during the whole event, you recorded,
And you gave me so much enthusiasm to keep going
and not to be scared.
And I really appreciate it.
I really like you.
And I see that you play rugby.
I'm Mexican, I play soccer, and I play rugby too.
And also we can match, we can play duels,
and yes that's my story thank you thank you thank you so much thank you thank you
Thank you.
Wow.
I'm so brave.
Emotional. Emotional.
Ew.
I'm so sad.
It's all bad.
You're talking. Oh my god.
Hello Jinxie. Hello Muda.
Like I said, I'm here for
true authentic love.
I'm great Muda. Thank you so much for asking.
I hope you're doing good.
I hope you're having fun.
said I'm here for true authentic love not only could I be your mommy but I could also be your lover
and Jinxy I feel like we have a true genuine connection we both live in Florida I go to Miami
a lot you can show me around the area and I can show you around Florida and I think it would be
an amazing time I know it'll end up pretty well I know you also play a lot of different themes
and I would love for you to teach me I've actually been playing red bed for the first time I know
you played that so I could always stream that stream as well but genuinely I feel like we have a true
connection and I would love to explore that more on our second day if possible. Okay.
Because genuinely I would love to get to know you more and I can be your both cat girl.
I would love that honestly. Thank you. If you would give me the opportunity I would
greatly appreciated. You're honestly amazing, truly handsome, and I would love to get to know you
more as well. But Jinxie, I feel like we have a deep connection as well. And I think it'll work
out greatly between us. Of course, if you would give me the opportunity, I would greatly appreciate it.
Wow. Wow. Thank you. Could I have like a maybe a kiss?
You want a kiss?
Yeah, come here. I would love to.
You're special. I'll give you one of my lips this time.
I'll see you later, Jinxing.
Shiasa.
Shiasa.
Well, she definitely likes your ass more than mine. Keep that a buck.
Oh.
Hello, hello, hello, so I really enjoyed our stay together, you know, it's been very nice
and I've just been wondering, you know, don't you want to keep a girl like me, you know,
I just, it's just been one of the first night, don't you think, you know, we've had a connection
this whole time here at all, and if you don't pick me, that's okay, it's alright, you know,
She thinks he's the rebroke of first woman.
VR chat girlfriend, that's okay.
We can go on many more.
You can just cheat on the other person
because we all know you're the best at the tolerant.
You're the best, aren't you?
Maybe you can teach me how to play sometimes.
It's like, I love it first sight.
I just really wanna get to know you more, Rita.
Don't you wanna get to know me more?
I don't want to vert me off through your ear.
Buddy, it's the time I laid my eyes on you till now.
I just, I think I want to spend the rest of my life with you,
to be honest.
Really?
I think so.
I think I want to spend the rest of my life with you, too.
Maybe you can think about it later, OK?
Don't don't leave me, buddy. I'll never leave you, daddy. I'll never leave you.
Yeah, that's my speech for you. Thank you so much.
One more.
Well, ever since I laid my eyes on Yamuda, I know we can...
I really want to go on this other day. I feel like we can go somewhere with this.
I'm willing to come out of my two year retirement from Valorant.
If we can play together, you can coach me.
What the fuck?
Um, but...
I've enjoyed all our conversations.
And come on, where are you gonna find someone like me?
Blaze and Batty, come on.
True, true girl, you know you're bad, girl, you know you're bad.
Yeah.
I wanna get to know you.
I really do wanna get to know you.
I wanna get to know you, too.
Is that a thing?
I really think you pick me and you can excite me a lot.
I just don't, yeah, you know, I...
You are so...
Oh yeah.
I- I- Jesus.
Oh, f**k.
Okay.
Well, I hope you pick me.
Come on, get a good play.
Okay, guys.
It's the, uh...
Oh, the f**king guy's gonna pick.
It's- it's time.
It's f**king time, okay?
So, you guys have to eliminate two,
and then you guys are left with one each, okay?
And that's our date, and that's our date, basically?
That's your day. Yeah, you're gonna have to figure out who ends up with who though after you eliminate. That's also gonna be interesting
All right ladies you guys did really good you fought hard
However, two of you need to get eliminated
Although you guys decide who goes first. That's completely up to you. This is a tough decision. So I'm gonna
Two of them want to date you two of them want to date me so I'll eliminate
One of the two that want to date me and you'll eliminate
one of the two that we can split it we can split it let's do no no no i like that i like that idea
i like jake's idea yeah i like that idea no he's right he's right so why don't we get the two girls
that are obviously invested in in the agency right here and the two girls obviously invested in
invested in muda right here and you guys will each have to eliminate one all right
I hope you're doing well, you know, you guys are in my final senior year and I don't even know how I'm doing.
I mean, let's come over here.
Okay, sorry about that.
Okay.
No, that's okay. I understand.
So I'm kind of make a decision of who I want to go on a date with.
But I just kind of want to like, you know what I'm saying?
And maybe I could like hear what, I have one more question for each of you, you know what
I'm saying?
Yeah, of course.
So like, why, like, why do you want to go on a date with me?
Like I said, I felt a genuine connection with you.
And like you said, you're somebody who's looking for love.
And so am I.
And I would love to explore that opportunity with you.
It would mean a lot to me, honestly.
Okay, honestly, you're so special. I can feel it.
Okay. And why do you want to go out of date with me?
Because I can see that you're a great man.
You're a protector. And like I said, throughout this whole event, you show me so much that a lot of people haven't shown me in a while.
in a while and I appreciate that and I really see, like I said, you're a good person and
you have a really good heart and I want to explore it and see what comes out of it.
Okay, I have my decision. I'm going to tell you guys. Come on, Luda.
Your mother is a war.
Okay, okay, instead of you guys saying who you're eliminating, let's do it like suspenseful
game show style where you say why you're picking the person you pick first and then you say
the name of the person that you pick.
Okay, so like for example, if I was choosing between you guys, I would be like, I'm choosing
this person because their nose is just so beautiful. So majestic.
No, I like elimination. I like elimination. I like elimination.
You really want to do elimination?
Yeah.
Okay, we can do it. All right.
It's a game show. We can do it that way.
Muda, you can eliminate.
You can eliminate. How about a pick?
Okay, okay. You eliminate, you pick. All right. Muda, you go first.
You know who's waiting for you, baby?
I've been waiting for you to stay warm.
I eliminate.
What?
You're on your fucking mind, dude.
Damn.
This bitch is just fucking clip farming!
This bitch is just fucking clip farming!
You know what you're missing out on, baby?
What was that?
Are you scared? Are you scared?
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
You're missing out.
You're missing out.
Congratulations, Mooda.
Thank you.
You got yourself a sick date.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
Do you also expect them to know that you're dating?
Yeah.
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
I'm seven.
Now for my date.
Who I want to go.
Okay.
Who I want to go in a date with.
It's going to be Lulule.
Oh my god!
Congratulations Lulule!
I can't believe that!
I'm so excited!
Oh my god!
Could you like, call me a good boy or something?
I'm sorry you made it so far.
You're such a good boy.
You're such a good boy.
Hey, I'll hang out with you later.
If you're not busy later.
Yeah, maybe we could kiss.
Yeah, maybe we could kiss.
Maybe.
I'd love to.
Hey, hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, hey!
No, no, no, no, you don't mind it, no!
what's wrong?
what's wrong?
you're so crazy
you're so crazy
no, no, no, no, no, she's lying
she's not lying
she's not pregnant
no, Lulu, she's lying
she's crazy, she's pregnant
she's not pregnant
no, no
what's wrong?
why the fuck are you saying
why the fuck are you saying
that I'm just a Mexican
but I'm just a fucking character
you are about to die
wait, what?
you're in the car too?
what?
Oh my god!
It's okay Jinxia, I'll protect you, I'll protect you.
I'll support you.
I'll support you!
No, no!
Lulu, listen, Lulu, listen.
It's gonna be very offensive.
Lulu, yes, yes, yes.
Lulu, Lulu, she's crazy. I'm not like, we do not have a kid.
No.
We do not have a kid, Lulu.
I didn't even meet her until today.
She's crazy, she's crazy.
She's baby trapping you, she's baby trapping you.
in the future.
Okay, wow.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
So you said you guys want to do a future date stream with these two, right?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, awesome.
Oh my god.
I hope you guys had fun tonight.
You guys can figure out how you want to do the date thing.
If you guys ever need help like hosting something like that, we could definitely do something like that for the future.
I hope you guys had fun.
Yes, thank you, Rob.
Thank you, Rob.
Yes, thank you Rob, thank you Rob and thank you Chud.
You were the goat, you were literally the goat, Chud. Yes.
No, I would never deny you, it's okay, it's alright.
Okay, so, Muda, we need to pass some things up.
Who's got other Valorant girls too, so don't get too attached.
So, if I talk to you, Muda?
You wanna talk in the bathroom?
Yeah, come on, you wanna go to the bathroom?
What's the deal here?
Jake, give me one moment, where is this guy going?
Just meet me right down here.
Hi.
What's up, baby?
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
Don't call me baby.
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
Okay.
What do you want to talk about?
I, you know, I know it might have been like kind of blindsided back there.
But, um, I think like, you know, I just, I don't know, like, when we did that first day,
like wow that was great and then like one day later I just saw you in another
like date you know what I'm saying so yeah did you want me to clear that up for
you can I explain what happened sure yes yeah yeah yeah so I wasn't on a date
with Jason I even left my friend alone with him for a while I was just
introducing my friend to Jason I left them alone if you watch the clips and I
I also told them I'm your girl, I told Guapo I'm your girl, I told Brayden I'm your girl,
I told everyone I'm yours.
Okay.
You can watch all the, you can watch all the clips.
Okay.
But if you don't want me anymore, it's okay.
I did a lot for you, but I understand.
Yeah, it's okay.
But I did, I did tell everyone that I'm yours, but I'll make sure to tell them that you've
changed your mind.
Okay.
Well, okay, I gotta go in the talk. Yeah, if you ever want to talk
You hit me up. Okay. I gotta go in my own path now, okay?
I walk alone me wrote the old me wrote that I have ever known
You know how to like to kill the people hard.
Okay.
Hey,
you guys are really good.
Thanks for coming to the show.
Hello.
I'll see you soon. Okay.
Yeah, of course.
All right. Well, hope everybody has a great night and.
Yes, very good night.
Be blessed and I'll see you soon.
Good night, Don. If you ever want to play me on chat again, just give me a hug as we like to part.
Yeah, of course.
Okay, all right. Goodbye.
Goodbye, Jensen.
It's over.
I love you, Chad.
I'll always love you.
Would you like a proper VR camera?
Yes, yes, we'll proper send off.
I'll still love you.
What does that even mean?
She's using choke tech on you.
I like choking.
This is really all a four jinxing, by the way.
Like, when the screen goes black, that's when you're all at four.
Because then you're like, you know, you're like, died.
You want to try again.
There's like a bit or something.
Yeah, I'll just die.
Kiss me one more time before I go.
Okay, goodbye. You can send me away now.
See you soon.
Bye.
James, stay on the phone!
Wait, where's my screen board?
Wow.
Wow.
Serma.
Serma, Serma, Serma.
What a stream, send them a chat.
Alright guys, love y'all man, you feel what I'm saying, send them a stream and I will
see you guys tomorrow, bro.
Send them a stream chat, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.