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04-03-2026 · 6h 56m

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[00:15:00] As y'all boys know, there is some crazy ass packs in FIFA 3.
[00:15:09] I'm talking like some crazy frickin' packs, bro.
[00:15:14] We got some crazy frickin' packs.
[00:15:17] We're gonna be gaming all day today.
[00:15:19] Now chat.
[00:15:20] What I'm gonna say off the ripskies, bro.
[00:15:26] Oh my God.
[00:15:30] Oh my god.
[00:15:32] Oh my god.
[00:15:34] Are these better than...
[00:15:38] Eden Hazard has a card?
[00:15:40] Eden Hazard has a card?
[00:15:42] What?
[00:15:44] No, no, no, no, no.
[00:15:46] Yo, we need to rip these packs a new ass all the day, bro.
[00:15:48] Get it, ass. Like legitimately.
[00:15:54] Like legitimately.
[00:15:56] We need to rip the packs a new ass.
[00:16:00] Sold Sakura with the 20 gifted
[00:16:15] Niko with the 25 gifted W Niko an attack
[00:16:19] Niko to get in front of that gifted now chat. Uh, nobody's sold shit, bro
[00:16:25] Nobody's sold shit man. You feel understand? Nobody's sold jack shit
[00:16:29] Whoa, what is this bro? Whoa, what is this? Wait, let me check the, let me check the,
[00:16:39] the, we know there's no global, there's no global limits. Jack, why is there not global
[00:16:46] limits. Nico with the 100 gifted. Nico with the 100 gifted subs.
[00:17:03] She don't need without a gifted. Yo, hi, guys. Execute order 66.
[00:17:08] Sam is some Paul.
[00:17:12] Jack, we got like six trophy Titans.
[00:17:17] We got two level up historicals, two more second half on-court player picks.
[00:17:24] I mean, brother, we can rip a lot of packs today.
[00:17:29] Now, wait, I didn't look at the bundle.
[00:17:31] I didn't look at the bundle.
[00:17:32] I didn't look at the bundle.
[00:17:33] Wait, no way, right? Wait, this could be Eden Hazard. This could be like Zidane. This could
[00:17:45] be anybody. This could be... Is that good? Fiori! Fiori! Is that good? Pretty good, I think.
[00:17:53] pretty good right? Pizarro! Where is he from? Where is that? Peru, Peru, Peru, Peru, Peru,
[00:18:07] Peru. Yo, is Pizarro good, yes or no? Is Pizarro good, yes or no? Hey, 20 months, stop from
[00:18:17] I'm Shailie, most agonizing 20 months of my life.
[00:18:21] Brother, brother, how is the stream agonizing?
[00:18:24] How is the stream agonizing, bro?
[00:18:27] How?
[00:18:27] How?
[00:18:30] How is the stream agonizing?
[00:18:33] Bro, oh my God, we only have five more of these!
[00:18:37] So let me show you who we can get.
[00:18:38] Let me show you who we can get.
[00:18:41] Let me show you who we can get.
[00:18:43] Let me show you who we can get.
[00:18:45] Oh my god!
[00:18:48] Niko with a 100% chance!
[00:18:52] W Niko in the chat! Niko, I love you, bro.
[00:18:57] Okay, there is Alex Morgan, Eden Hazard, Ronaldinho, Zinedine Zivane.
[00:19:03] Bro, oh my god.
[00:19:08] Oh my god.
[00:19:11] There is so much shit in here, bro.
[00:19:15] Rude hold it! Rude hold it! Rude hold it! What country is that?
[00:19:25] Bro, rude hold it! It is in here as well!
[00:19:36] HARDED! HARDED! HARDED!
[00:19:48] Barbatov. From... I believe that is Hungary.
[00:19:53] Bulgaria. Sorry. Sorry. Barbatov.
[00:19:57] Chatron, I get Barbatov? Barbatov? Bro, is that Hungary?
[00:20:02] Hungry
[00:20:06] No, no, sorry Bulgaria Bulgaria Bulgaria looks like Bulgaria looks like hungry flag
[00:20:22] Stop giving me this life back
[00:20:24] Why would Puyo only get an 88?
[00:20:34] Why would Puyo only get an 88?
[00:20:39] That doesn't make any sense.
[00:20:41] Wait, isn't Campbell good?
[00:20:42] Isn't Campbell good?
[00:20:43] Wait, isn't Campbell good?
[00:20:46] Wait, what?
[00:20:51] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
[00:21:01] wait.
[00:21:02] Camp has like a tall guard.
[00:21:03] Oh, there's another version of Buyo.
[00:21:08] There's another version.
[00:21:14] He's got that brexit defense mate.
[00:21:21] Hold it.
[00:21:23] Isn't Nesta pretty good too?
[00:21:29] I swear Nesta always has good feet for-
[00:21:35] Oh, wrong.
[00:21:37] But I thought Nesta had good cards bro.
[00:21:40] Get it ass.
[00:21:42] How did it get there?
[00:21:46] I thought Nesta had good-ass cards, no?
[00:21:54] It's a name!
[00:22:00] Eden as a...
[00:22:04] Rude card in!
[00:22:07] Shazak!
[00:22:08] Turan!
[00:22:09] Wait, Turan!
[00:22:10] Turan's good!
[00:22:12] But I think he has a better variation.
[00:22:15] That's still good!
[00:22:16] Hold! Hold!
[00:22:17] 300k!
[00:22:24] That's fucking good, bro!
[00:22:28] Got one guide with the five gifted, that one got it, that one got it!
[00:22:32] Bro, that's good!
[00:22:33] Terram!
[00:22:33] Terram, bro!
[00:22:42] Alex Morgan!
[00:22:49] Alex Morgan!
[00:22:56] Brutgen!
[00:23:01] Okay.
[00:23:04] Okay, Zinedan, Zidane.
[00:23:14] Yo, FIFA, why does this card have 30 variations?
[00:23:23] I saw 93 and I literally almost came in my pants.
[00:23:27] Yo, chat, I'm not kidding when I say this.
[00:23:29] No, no, no, hear me out.
[00:23:31] This card has a 90, a 91, a 92, a 93, and a 94.
[00:23:37] What are we doing?
[00:23:38] You guys don't even give Messi that many cards.
[00:23:41] What the fuck are we doing?
[00:23:43] This card has five variations.
[00:23:45] Like, what do you want me to do?
[00:23:49] 1000 bucks says Jitty falls at the charity match.
[00:23:59] I'm not going to fall.
[00:24:02] It only has to XQC said Jinx C1 V1 me in this game.
[00:24:06] Yo, XQC.
[00:24:09] XQC, I'm actually good at this game.
[00:24:11] And XQC, I've watched your streams for years, bro.
[00:24:14] And I've seen you play FIFA.
[00:24:15] You are fucking putrid.
[00:24:18] XQC, if you want to play me in FIFA, bro,
[00:24:21] I will wager my left and right testicle.
[00:24:25] I see you play, bro.
[00:24:27] You're not good.
[00:24:28] You are not good, bro.
[00:24:30] But next, if you actually want a ranger,
[00:24:32] I'm going to be on FIFA, because there's crazy packs today.
[00:24:37] Niko with the 100 fucking gifted, bro.
[00:24:43] Niko, how many is this guy gifted?
[00:24:45] Who is this?
[00:24:46] This guy just spawned in?
[00:24:48] Who is this?
[00:24:52] Hiveminds, who is this?
[00:24:55] What is happening?
[00:25:01] What an XGC type.
[00:25:03] What an XGC type.
[00:25:05] How about help?
[00:25:08] CTE.
[00:25:09] No XGC.
[00:25:10] Let me know, bro.
[00:25:11] Because I'm going to be in FIFA for like, I'm in XGC if you want to wage a bra, I'll
[00:25:18] be on.
[00:25:19] I'll be on.
[00:25:20] Just let me know.
[00:25:21] But next, I'm telling you, bro, I'm actually good at this game.
[00:25:23] I'm actually good at this game.
[00:25:31] Tim Stagen.
[00:25:32] Cato.
[00:25:37] Burger?
[00:25:38] Am I reading that right?
[00:25:40] Is this pronounced different?
[00:25:42] Or is her last name Burger?
[00:25:48] Obra.
[00:25:52] Cabrera.
[00:25:53] Bro, do you know who she looks like, Chat?
[00:26:00] Chloe, Chloe Kelly.
[00:26:01] Chat, Prashat?
[00:26:02] What Prashat?
[00:26:05] She looks like her.
[00:26:06] I'm not even kidding.
[00:26:08] Matino de Gal.
[00:26:12] Alexis Macarra stuff.
[00:26:14] I guess I'm gonna get the Liverpool player.
[00:26:26] Who is the Gremlin bottom left?
[00:26:28] Who is the Gremlin bottom left?
[00:26:31] Are you dead ass?
[00:26:32] Yo, I have X. Let me know if X here like, if X here says he wants to play.
[00:26:35] Cause I will fuck you up, X.
[00:26:44] with this character being saying
[00:27:14] Bro, what is happening with these packs, bro?
[00:27:20] What the actual fuck?
[00:27:21] And it's a dope Jesus!
[00:27:25] What is happening with this pack, bro?
[00:27:27] Dead ass!
[00:27:28] Somebody tell me!
[00:27:30] Jincy, fist my ass.
[00:27:32] Okay.
[00:27:33] Mods, help, mods, help, help, help.
[00:27:36] Bro, I don't know what's a rev.
[00:27:39] I gotcha, it's the big boy.
[00:27:40] Bro, there's no global limits.
[00:27:43] I
[00:28:06] Jekyll from boss via boss via
[00:28:13] I
[00:28:15] Saw your YouTube VOD your absolute ass
[00:28:19] 1v1 me right now my squad against your broke ass team
[00:28:23] All right, call me on discord
[00:28:26] This did the seat that how does he think this is gonna go?
[00:28:29] read this message
[00:28:31] read this message I
[00:28:36] Saw your YouTube VOD your absolute ass
[00:28:38] 1v1 me right now. My spot against your broke-ass team. Okay, this guy, this guy, this...
[00:28:45] I'm an X to answer the discord call. Oh, dude, for like half of a second there? I thought that was really good.
[00:28:56] Greece? No, that's not Greece. Finland, Finland, Finland, Finland.
[00:29:05] Littmannen. Does Finland have good borders, Chad? Does Finland have good borders?
[00:29:12] Alright, Axe, I'm calling you on Discord right now. I'm going to kick the shit out of you,
[00:29:23] So I kick the shit out of you.
[00:29:27] I'm calling him on Discord right now.
[00:29:35] This is going to be.
[00:29:36] Shut up.
[00:29:36] Yo, what's getting into you right now, bro?
[00:29:38] What's going on, bro?
[00:29:39] Did you just wake up angry or something?
[00:29:42] I did, actually.
[00:29:42] You got me.
[00:29:43] You got me.
[00:29:44] Yo, X, bro, like, do you even have Ultimate Team?
[00:29:47] Do you even know what Ultimate Team is?
[00:29:50] Let me check.
[00:29:52] Of course, I've got to do.
[00:29:52] But my suppose worth $1,000.
[00:29:56] Are you gonna see my silverboard?
[00:29:58] What?
[00:30:00] I don't understand that.
[00:30:01] I don't know why I just said it.
[00:30:03] Your squad, how much is your squad worth, bro?
[00:30:06] In like coins?
[00:30:07] 20K?
[00:30:11] Points?
[00:30:12] Yeah, like gold, like gold coins, not money,
[00:30:15] not money, gold coins.
[00:30:16] Wait, is the EAFC 26 between seven and a half?
[00:30:22] EAFC 20, bro, do you even have the game?
[00:30:26] Yeah, it's what happened now, no?
[00:30:29] Let me see, bro, are you streaming?
[00:30:30] Let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see.
[00:30:33] Let me see.
[00:30:34] Let me see, let me see.
[00:30:39] OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:30:40] Yeah, that's my fix, yeah.
[00:30:43] Wait, wait, yeah, wait, let me see.
[00:30:45] Yes, yes, yes, you're in the right game.
[00:30:46] You're in the right game.
[00:30:47] Like, what is it doing?
[00:30:48] Just eat a load and look advanced advanced
[00:30:54] Bro, I'm going to kick the shit out of you, bro. You're getting your membership kit right now
[00:30:59] Bro, you don't have a team bro. You don't even have no idea
[00:31:03] Go to club go to club
[00:31:06] Why is it loading so poorly?
[00:31:08] Because that's how that's how EA games are. EA is lazy and greedy. That's how their game is. They don't care
[00:31:13] bro you have a gold club what the fuck is this what the fuck that club is worth like
[00:31:22] ten dollars yo chat you guys was on my was on my squad bro please tell me you have like
[00:31:29] a better team here bro no idea I did this is like you bro brush out how about you give
[00:31:36] me ten minutes and I'll do a fit in my squad because I have a squad get open some backs
[00:31:41] Do your solar thing do the thing where you open it. Give me like that and then we and then we bowl out
[00:31:46] We bang out. So you're gonna okay. So how are you gonna prepare your team? Are you gonna open packs?
[00:31:51] Yeah, just a few just a few okay your chatter saying your squad was on 25, bro
[00:31:57] Well, I mean doesn't matter. Okay. Now we could play right now with clubs like like like like
[00:32:04] Like you pick Barca. I'll lose this one though
[00:32:07] My ultimate team is fucking insane, bro. I have
[00:32:10] Uh, Gareth Bale, you don't know who that is. Ronaldinho, you might know who that is.
[00:32:15] Alawarra, you don't know who that is. Ziko, Javi, Maldini, Yashin, like, bro, my team is going to kick the shit out of you, bro.
[00:32:27] Ecstasy, do you know Ronaldinho?
[00:32:30] Yeah, I made him in real life, huh?
[00:32:32] Wait, that actually is Aura. How? Wait, what?
[00:32:36] Because me and him are part of a mother league.
[00:32:37] You met, oh yeah, he is, he has a team.
[00:32:41] Okay, but do you know, like, how is your ball knowledge,
[00:32:43] actually, like, do you have, like?
[00:32:45] It's pretty severe.
[00:32:46] Like, good or bad, good or bad?
[00:32:48] It's severe, it's actually, it's all right.
[00:32:51] So you have a lot of ball knowledge?
[00:32:53] A little bit, a little bit, yeah.
[00:32:54] Okay, so like, who, what team did Ronaldo play for
[00:33:00] when he first started, without reading your chat?
[00:33:03] Oh
[00:33:06] You minute give me give me
[00:33:10] Spain okay, so he's from Portugal and
[00:33:15] Okay, you know just stop a religion. Nope. He played for sporting, bro
[00:33:21] He played for a club in Portugal called sporting. They're like green
[00:33:25] Bro, you don't know shit, bro. I'm gonna win by 20. You know, you can't even tie your shoes, bro like
[00:33:31] Like, what even is the point of this, X?
[00:33:34] I'm gonna kick the shit out of you.
[00:33:36] Dude, how can we do this?
[00:33:37] How about we play in FIFA?
[00:33:38] You don't even need to open backs.
[00:33:40] You get like a good club and I'll just use a shit club.
[00:33:43] Like, I'll use a shit club and we play.
[00:33:46] Right, really?
[00:33:47] Yeah, so like you could use like Real Madrid
[00:33:49] and I'll use a club that's like shit,
[00:33:51] like way worse than Real Madrid and I'll win.
[00:33:58] Okay?
[00:33:59] I sure.
[00:34:01] All right, all right, we need to add on EA, add on EA.
[00:34:04] Do you know your EA name, X?
[00:34:05] Your EA?
[00:34:07] All right, I will use Prime PSG.
[00:34:13] I don't even think you could do that.
[00:34:15] Is that even a setting chat?
[00:34:16] Is that even a setting?
[00:34:17] Yeah, my EA is XQ COW1N.
[00:34:20] Oh, God.
[00:34:21] Okay, let me add you, let me add you, let me add you.
[00:34:24] Wait, say it again, X, oh, XQ, just XQ Cal, XQ Cal.
[00:34:29] XQ Cal 1N.
[00:34:30] one-on-one okay okay okay
[00:34:34] oh add add add add add
[00:34:38] alright go um what do you mean
[00:34:43] wait let me invite you let me invite you but what are the cool
[00:34:46] packers game by the way but when you're gonna pack what you what we're gonna
[00:34:49] thank you get uh like I'm gonna be honest with you the most expensive packs
[00:34:54] are always gonna be the best but there's like a few like better like better
[00:34:58] ones from global limits are good. The thing is though, X, a lot of the expensive packs
[00:35:05] from what I've learned is they're non tradable. So like, let's say you get a 10 million coin
[00:35:09] card, you can't even sell it. So a lot of the why the why the why the why the why? Because
[00:35:15] again, bro, EA is like one of the biggest scammers ever of any gaming company. Like
[00:35:20] they actually scam the fuck out of people. That's why.
[00:35:23] All right, bro, I invited you. You should get an invite now. You should be able to join
[00:35:27] Like cameras, bro.
[00:35:29] So does.
[00:35:30] Well, how many hours you had in total of this, this type of game?
[00:35:34] Uh, in, okay.
[00:35:35] In FC 26, I can actually check on my Xbox.
[00:35:38] Let me see.
[00:35:39] Let me see.
[00:35:40] Let me see.
[00:35:40] But in total in FIFA, I played, I started when I was in FIFA 14.
[00:35:44] I started to be a 14, bro.
[00:35:46] All right.
[00:35:46] I'm going to use a club in India.
[00:35:48] Okay.
[00:35:49] Cricket.
[00:35:52] No, no, no, no, like, uh, um, just like a club, like a club in India.
[00:35:57] India you can use whoever you want
[00:36:00] Okay, which app should I do this? I win right there in the sixties. Okay?
[00:36:06] Why did this game put the in the fifties?
[00:36:09] Like like actually probably double you're talking double. Could you new in game? Yeah? Okay, so I don't know you can you're good
[00:36:16] Yo, X by the way, bro, the valid tournaments tomorrow. Are you still free for that? Yeah, okay 5 p.m
[00:36:22] I just want to remind you, okay.
[00:36:24] Yeah.
[00:36:25] I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm not gonna get candle to the second, okay.
[00:36:30] So why do they have India team, all the teams at sixties at max and they have like all the
[00:36:39] women in the nineties and shit in eighties in his game.
[00:36:44] So X, um, can I be honest with you, bro?
[00:36:49] What?
[00:36:50] You want to know what overall, no, no, no, it's not about take you want to know what overall messy is
[00:36:59] Yeah, he's pretty low. He's like 87 you want to know basically
[00:37:03] Every gold girl in the game is like 90 overall bro, and it's messy the greatest footballer of all time
[00:37:08] I don't know bro. It's a little bit of a little bit weird, bro, but not that right now that's a it's messy, bro
[00:37:16] How many guys believe in it?
[00:37:17] Like, a lot of girls don't believe in it.
[00:37:19] They're actually good at it.
[00:37:20] No, a lot of girls are good at it.
[00:37:21] 16 is really bad, though.
[00:37:23] Like, it's like so bad.
[00:37:25] OK, so you're going to use PSD.
[00:37:26] All right, all right, all right.
[00:37:29] Well, I got plenty in bed.
[00:37:32] No, no, he's got rheometry.
[00:37:34] He's got rheometry.
[00:37:35] He's not there.
[00:37:36] You have Dembele there.
[00:37:37] Dembele.
[00:37:38] And I don't want him.
[00:37:41] You don't want Dembele?
[00:37:42] No.
[00:37:43] What about what what about um what about uh um
[00:37:49] What about your model he is in barsa in barsa or in spain's national team
[00:37:58] Okay, yeah, where uh go barsa go barsa go barsa barca. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, uh barsa barsa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Are you ready?
[00:38:07] Ready. All right. I'm gonna use uh
[00:38:09] Uh, Bangaloreu, Bangaloreu, Bangaloreu.
[00:38:12] Too good.
[00:38:12] Keep switching.
[00:38:14] I choose your team, buddy.
[00:38:15] OK, OK, OK.
[00:38:19] Oh, I have a booker.
[00:38:21] Next?
[00:38:21] OK.
[00:38:22] Oh, yo, that.
[00:38:24] Bro, 49 attack?
[00:38:26] OK.
[00:38:26] All right, I actually don't know if I can win this,
[00:38:28] but we'll see you next game.
[00:38:29] We can switch.
[00:38:30] All right.
[00:38:30] I didn't think it was the only one.
[00:38:32] I don't do shit.
[00:38:33] OK, OK.
[00:38:34] I'm going to use, uh, what about Chivas?
[00:38:38] Good?
[00:38:39] They sent me a jersey, bro, so I'm going to use this team.
[00:38:44] Okay.
[00:38:45] Where is it?
[00:38:46] Oh, no, they're not in the game.
[00:38:47] Wait, they're not in FIFA.
[00:38:48] What?
[00:38:49] Oh, yeah.
[00:38:50] India, India, yeah.
[00:38:51] Okay.
[00:38:52] I'm ready, bro.
[00:38:53] I'm ready.
[00:38:54] I'm ready.
[00:38:55] I'm ready.
[00:38:56] I'm ready.
[00:38:57] I'm ready.
[00:38:58] Uh, uh, maybe I go, uh, um, that's nice.
[00:39:07] Right here.
[00:39:08] Mumbai Mumbai. Oh, I'm gonna see okay. I'm right here. That's nice. All right. Good luck. Good luck, bro
[00:39:16] Good luck. Good luck. Oh
[00:39:20] Which color which color do you want you want that? Okay, let's at least contract a little bit. Okay. Yeah, we got yo
[00:39:25] 49 striker fuck
[00:39:28] Okay, okay, let's go
[00:39:33] Let's go
[00:39:35] Which is the MxV?
[00:39:37] Isn't it in people?
[00:39:39] Really?
[00:39:41] Yeah, you can turn it down if you turn it down.
[00:39:47] Alright, India club, let's see, let's see, let's see.
[00:39:53] Never get past.
[00:39:55] Oh, not bad.
[00:40:01] Shazam. Wait, I'm going to lose like this.
[00:40:33] Someone has to take charge here
[00:40:36] This is the Barcelona team bro. This is hard
[00:40:40] Henry in central midfield
[00:40:47] Okay, okay, okay, okay, bro defense is easier than attacking bro
[00:40:52] This defense you can kind of run into me, but attacking I have to like we just got that piece for night for night. Oh
[00:40:59] I'm so bad. I'm so bad. I'm so bad. I'm so bad. I'm so bad. I'm so bad. I'm so bad.
[00:41:15] I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. Honestly, one. It's gonna be one. Brite got out of town.
[00:41:23] Half of sports happens is no I can't party
[00:41:27] What
[00:41:33] That's actually a really good tackle I'm gonna give it to you. That was a beautiful tap. No, no clearance clearance
[00:41:40] Yes.
[00:41:41] They got so far but no end result.
[00:41:44] Yeah it is good work.
[00:41:45] They got the ball to win if that wasn't it.
[00:41:48] Back.
[00:41:49] No, no, no.
[00:41:50] Bro chat.
[00:41:51] It's hard bro.
[00:41:52] It's hard to use the ball.
[00:41:53] Yes.
[00:41:54] Yes.
[00:41:55] What the punch?
[00:41:56] Yes, that's a lot.
[00:41:57] That's a lot.
[00:41:58] Go, go, go, go, go.
[00:41:59] He's so slow.
[00:42:00] Yes.
[00:42:01] What is that shot?
[00:42:02] What is that shot?
[00:42:03] go go he's so slow yes what is that shot that's my boy bro that was the most shit shot ever
[00:42:13] that's my boy what the shot was so bad what's my turn to doing that's right come on come on
[00:42:26] that's what we do that's what we do but
[00:42:42] that was the most offside play of all
[00:42:47] time though you X world the same team
[00:42:50] right in that charity match yes yes
[00:42:53] Bro, um, is your training in that?
[00:42:56] Yep, really how many sessions how many sessions?
[00:43:00] Nice, bro. Good fucking shit. Oh
[00:43:04] Please somebody can shoot on this team
[00:43:07] Can someone on this team fucking shoot?
[00:43:11] What?
[00:43:12] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
[00:43:15] Right, I think if I do a skill move he's gonna snap his ankle bra. I'm not even kidding
[00:43:23] You can't do whatever you want as long as you get the ball first, you can basically punch somebody in the head basically.
[00:43:34] Brilliant. Brilliant. Yes.
[00:43:38] They can't shoot! They can't shoot!
[00:43:41] Oh my god! They can't fucking shoot!
[00:43:45] Training his whole life for this. Bro, they can't shoot!
[00:43:48] He will shoot, though.
[00:43:50] Somebody might have just scored by, uh, uh, uh, this one.
[00:43:56] Whoa, nice. Yo, nice for the second.
[00:43:59] Bro, 18 shooting with his penis.
[00:44:02] Like, it's not even generating power. It's going right to the keeper.
[00:44:08] It's like a high school team, bro.
[00:44:10] Bama. Turn.
[00:44:12] Yeah, okay, I don't know how many shots
[00:44:21] I'm gonna say a little bit
[00:44:24] I gotta get like you know what I'm going for
[00:44:30] that's the only way these guys have no
[00:44:32] he's in here
[00:44:34] yeah
[00:44:36] 69!
[00:44:38] oh jeer! oh jeer!
[00:44:40] why are the fans just so scattered?
[00:44:42] because you're
[00:44:44] scattering them bros
[00:44:46] you're controlling it
[00:44:48] I didn't even see them
[00:44:50] go go go
[00:44:52] no no no no
[00:44:54] no no no
[00:44:56] no no no
[00:44:58] no no
[00:45:02] really will now be tied it up and cleared away you're there to tell me he's not
[00:45:07] bad Chad I'm not gonna lie
[00:45:10] I'm going to the right.
[00:45:16] I'm actually bestie, oh my god. India clubs, bro.
[00:45:22] How? How?
[00:45:23] How?
[00:45:24] What is it down to the people where they're going?
[00:45:27] Wow, I'm done. I know what that means. I know what that means.
[00:45:29] I know what that means.
[00:45:30] I know what that means.
[00:45:31] But it still has to be finished off.
[00:45:32] Indian borders, bro.
[00:45:33] It's all so convincing.
[00:45:34] Let's go. Let's go.
[00:45:36] That was probably the album of the game.
[00:45:42] attack of genuine promise developing
[00:45:55] Shison. That's a good pass.
[00:45:58] What? Come, come, come, come, come.
[00:46:01] Yes, yes. Gotta keep the lead. No good tackle.
[00:46:05] Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[00:46:07] Bro, I gotta keep the lead, bro.
[00:46:09] Okay, what does that mean I think you did a through ball on accident if you want to do a through ball. Hold why hold why
[00:46:22] Directional base so always point your left stick wherever you want the ball to go
[00:46:28] Thanks, I don't control it right now right
[00:46:31] No way
[00:46:33] Is this the only game you use control on or rock and lead to rock my eyes look at me. I think it's true
[00:46:44] But I think yeah, no no no
[00:46:49] For the pace is only the hard part yes, no way. Well done keeper
[00:46:59] Clearance
[00:47:03] Let's go.
[00:47:05] And that whistle brings the ball to the close.
[00:47:08] How the fudge it did work.
[00:47:10] How?
[00:47:12] That was a quick shot.
[00:47:14] The questions of the back line, certainly being difficult to contain.
[00:47:17] Representing India football today, bro.
[00:47:19] Let's go. 2-1.
[00:47:25] I think if I shoot more, I get more goals.
[00:47:27] I think I need to get more shots on goal.
[00:47:29] Because the goaler is going to get tired.
[00:47:31] As the second half starts, Arcelona needs to find a response.
[00:47:39] Clearance.
[00:47:42] What? Yes, yes, yes, yes.
[00:47:46] Okay, Axe, I want to tell you right now, bro, your biggest problem is you slide tackle too much.
[00:47:51] Slide tackle keeps you out of the play for like three seconds as you want to get it.
[00:47:57] That's not a goal.
[00:47:58] We do, we do that, we do that.
[00:48:00] Wait, what do you mean we do? We do what?
[00:48:08] Bro, you said you were going to beat me, bro!
[00:48:28] Played in with that.
[00:48:32] Real chance.
[00:48:34] Rats! Rats!
[00:48:36] That was so clean. That was so clean.
[00:48:42] What?
[00:48:43] Over the touchline it goes, it'll be a throw in now.
[00:48:49] What are you doing?
[00:48:50] Whip it in!
[00:48:51] You put it in!
[00:48:58] Checking news.
[00:49:01] Yo ex, when you played FIFA Ultimate Team, how like good was your team last year?
[00:49:08] Bro, channel.
[00:49:10] What division were you? What division? Do you remember?
[00:49:13] Not the end result they wanted.
[00:49:15] Like the one after the last division.
[00:49:17] Tim Chan?
[00:49:19] How much more than that?
[00:49:25] And this could be!
[00:49:29] Wait bro, the shooting is so out, out, out. The shooting is so bad bro.
[00:49:39] Please, please, please. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
[00:49:43] Yes!
[00:49:45] Offside, offside.
[00:49:47] Oh my god, it's on! It's on!
[00:49:51] Oh, it's not...
[00:49:53] Whoa! This chop is not as bad as that! It's not that bad!
[00:49:59] Lame. Lame.
[00:50:01] I will say no. When he was with your team, he was like,
[00:50:04] Oh yeah, I'll do this, but if you had some sort of insurance,
[00:50:07] now this is the real game. That was my insurance.
[00:50:10] You had like a bit of a fallback, and then so do I then. Fuck it.
[00:50:14] like a three-point lead.
[00:50:16] Oh!
[00:50:25] Well, but X, can I be honest, bro?
[00:50:30] I think, like...
[00:50:34] X, I think you're really good at, like, some games, bro?
[00:50:37] But then other games?
[00:50:39] You're kind of like, um...
[00:50:42] a grandma like all time that's playing so like you and literally in the game
[00:50:47] you're not sure what you're saying yes bro I mean literally in the game yes yeah
[00:50:53] unless you unless you're coached handheld yes yes a little pro that holds
[00:51:00] your hand in your winner for fucking 60,000 hours yes yes your gamer like
[00:51:06] at that ability is like lowest 1%
[00:51:11] are you saying?
[00:51:12] your gaining intuition is the bottom 1%
[00:51:15] I'm telling you here you go, no disrespect
[00:51:21] but actually it is
[00:51:22] though like some games are really good though
[00:51:24] but this is bad like those
[00:51:26] remember bro, huge happens to beat them
[00:51:29] happens 1% of your time on this game
[00:51:31] there's 1%
[00:51:36] Okay, I will stand back and you call me, and I will do a real union.
[00:51:43] Reset. Reset that. Reset. Reset. Reset. All right, all right, you win one time.
[00:51:54] Okay, let's let's talk about the real facts.
[00:52:07] What is the real facts, bro?
[00:52:09] You were setting yourself up so that if you lost, oh, this team sucks.
[00:52:13] But now, you know what I mean?
[00:52:15] Yeah, but x they had 49 attack and I scored six goals.
[00:52:19] Like I don't even think it mattered.
[00:52:21] But I went full attack because I was down.
[00:52:27] Now real game.
[00:52:28] Wait X, why don't we just like, why don't we, X, how much time do you got today bro?
[00:52:37] How much time do you got man?
[00:52:38] Okay, chance one if you want to.
[00:52:40] Yo, but let me say this bro, why don't we just do Brovy bro?
[00:52:44] Let's see who's actually a better gamer, okay?
[00:52:46] Okay, the problem with Brovy bro is that you don't have enough games under your belt.
[00:52:50] Brother, I could bro X I can kick your ass in so many games, bro. What do you say? Okay, Jinxie
[00:52:57] genuinely gave
[00:52:59] No joke
[00:53:00] Like you don't have enough games though. Like
[00:53:04] Hi guys, you could turn it off back on normal that a multiplayer PvP that are competitive
[00:53:10] So why don't you just like wait like why don't we just wager on bro V bro? Oh my god, bro
[00:53:16] So I would raise your like roll.
[00:53:19] But you know the rules, right?
[00:53:20] You know the rules?
[00:53:22] Name it, Bryce.
[00:53:22] Three neutral games.
[00:53:23] You pick three games.
[00:53:25] I pick three games.
[00:53:26] First one to win five games.
[00:53:27] I'm not doing anything until like eight.
[00:53:30] I got four out.
[00:53:30] What is a neutral game though?
[00:53:31] What's neutral game though?
[00:53:32] So neutral game is a game where we would both agree
[00:53:35] that we could both win.
[00:53:35] For example, Geo Gasser.
[00:53:38] For example, Battleship.
[00:53:40] Games like that.
[00:53:44] You know what I'm saying?
[00:53:46] Yeah, kind of that's tough because at that point, if you choose three games, you're really
[00:53:56] good at, then you probably win those 90% of time, then then it's automatically 33, right?
[00:54:04] So it comes down to BO3 of three games that are in the blur of what we know, what we think
[00:54:11] is going to be good at.
[00:54:12] Yeah.
[00:54:13] I agree with what you're saying, but the way to set it up is like I'm not gonna like 1v1 you and R6 and be like
[00:54:20] Oh, yeah, this is my game
[00:54:21] We would set it up to where you still have a chance of winning like I have to kill you five times
[00:54:26] And you have to kill me one time. You know what I'm saying shit like that
[00:54:29] There's a chance of me winning the earth this chance of you winning or me winning do it I'm saying
[00:54:34] Okay, all right one of this
[00:54:36] All the games that you've played that you own that are multiplayer and BP you put them all on your list
[00:54:45] Right then with your thing three games you're good. You're gonna act your stream share right now
[00:54:49] We can make the no pad if you want if you want to use actually a better game. We randomized
[00:54:54] the the middle tenor
[00:54:56] Three for me three for you and a ten in the middle of a random pool that shouldn't randomly randomly add a game
[00:55:03] You've played before oh
[00:55:05] Wait, okay, explain that again, explain that again.
[00:55:08] Sorry, I was putting up a notepad.
[00:55:09] You said randomize what exactly?
[00:55:12] So, three games that you play.
[00:55:15] Three games that I play, right?
[00:55:17] Then we put a massive list of the games
[00:55:18] that you know of, that you've played, right?
[00:55:23] Three games, any game.
[00:55:25] Oh, you mean like games that I would win
[00:55:26] versus games that you would win?
[00:55:28] No, no, a pool of games you haven't played
[00:55:31] that are multiplayer, like a big,
[00:55:33] like like a 20 list or 30 list and you and then if we chose we put a
[00:55:38] randomizer that chooses what games.
[00:55:42] How's it?
[00:55:42] I'm good.
[00:55:44] I think that's kind of like dumb.
[00:55:46] I think the point of it is like you choose three games where you would probably
[00:55:49] beat me.
[00:55:50] I choose three games or I'd probably beat you.
[00:55:52] And then we have three games where it's neutral.
[00:55:55] Okay.
[00:55:55] Then what are the two games and that's all that matters then.
[00:55:57] Um, well, how, how do you feel about Geo?
[00:56:00] I guess sir, I'm still in that game.
[00:56:02] Yeah, but you would have to put the chat name on it.
[00:56:06] Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's actually like blackout your own chat or it closes like a logger.
[00:56:11] You know, I always do that.
[00:56:13] I do that.
[00:56:14] I do that all the time.
[00:56:15] Okay.
[00:56:16] All right.
[00:56:17] It would be the same for, um, hey, what's your elo in chess?
[00:56:21] What's your elo in chess?
[00:56:22] Well, like fucking 800.
[00:56:25] Okay.
[00:56:26] So we would consider what's your Piquilla?
[00:56:29] What's your Piquilla?
[00:56:30] Like what?
[00:56:31] Yeah, like your peak, you know, excellent one, literally one point one. Okay. So I would consider chess like your game, right? But I have a chance of winning.
[00:56:42] Yeah, I would consider that your game. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, it's not like where it's boring, right? It's games where you're favored and then games where I'm favor to the neutral games where we both have a chance.
[00:56:52] a chance. Like if we do a R6 1v1 cool obviously I'll win but it's fun if you have to win
[00:56:58] one round I have to win five because how good actually am I at the game right? If we play
[00:57:03] fucking Overwatch and I have to or I don't know I didn't have a watch download. You know
[00:57:07] what I'm saying right? You know what I mean?
[00:57:09] Um yeah I get it.
[00:57:11] Okay.
[00:57:12] For neutral games I think battleship is perfect because battleship actually takes some brain
[00:57:17] themselves and either either one can win either one could win I think you battle ship you yes
[00:57:23] Bro, and maybe we've been throwing an IQ test me and Ron did it. It was peak. Maybe we throw an IQ test. I
[00:57:32] Q test brother IQ contributes to every game you play ever for the rest of your life
[00:57:40] I
[00:57:42] Sure. Yeah, sure. Okay. Okay. Because the thing is you don't want it to take like 10 hours
[00:57:47] Like I have four hours, but you know what I mean like I don't
[00:57:51] Then two hours, yes, yeah, it'll be done to us. So let's go get the neutral
[00:57:57] neutral I keep that's a little shit. I
[00:58:01] To test neutral yes, yes
[00:58:03] Check your game because you're way higher than me. I'm 400 for any love or like 430 peak or something
[00:58:09] Well, my games brother my games it yo
[00:58:15] Um, I have our six I can give you a little I can give you 200
[00:58:20] What is that what is that? I gave you a 200 games. I got I don't like how many you only put in three only three
[00:58:26] Well, yeah, three three three three, but I have chest as yours unless you don't want to do chest
[00:58:30] I think we should it's pretty fun and it's quick and you'll probably win. So it's a point for you, baby
[00:58:36] Okay, um
[00:58:38] Um, um, for my game, um, well, I don't, I also developed like games for fricking hours.
[00:58:48] Like, yeah, no, no, no, no.
[00:58:50] What we do is like, we'll play the games.
[00:58:52] We don't, well, I'll explain, but I think you know how to do it, but like, um, we'll
[00:58:56] figure out the games and then we'll download.
[00:58:58] Okay.
[00:58:59] Now, how would you feel about like a CS 1v1?
[00:59:01] How, wait, what's your peak rank at CS?
[00:59:03] That could be neutral.
[00:59:05] What's your peak rank?
[00:59:07] Um, old system, the double AK double AK, old system.
[00:59:13] What does that even mean?
[00:59:13] Chat, what does that even mean?
[00:59:16] I don't even know what that means, bro.
[00:59:17] What does that mean?
[00:59:18] Chat, uh, family MG MG.
[00:59:23] So, so somebody said a clash.
[00:59:31] Oh my God.
[00:59:32] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:59:34] We already did that, bro.
[00:59:35] We already did that too.
[00:59:37] Good one. Okay. What about?
[00:59:42] Just look at the neutral games. I give you games for like hours.
[00:59:50] Like tricky towers, worms, fog, AOE, any RTS you want.
[00:59:58] I mean, Age of Empire, Warcraft, fucking, I could give you, uh, how are we gonna 1v1
[01:00:08] on Age of Empire X?
[01:00:10] It's a 1v1 game.
[01:00:11] Oh, I've never even played it.
[01:00:13] I've never even played it.
[01:00:14] Hey, wait, Fortnite's not a bad idea.
[01:00:16] I don't think either of us are good at Fortnite.
[01:00:18] Well, I mean, I'm like, bad, bad at the game.
[01:00:20] I'm bad bad at Fortnite.
[01:00:22] I play on Xbox, bro.
[01:00:24] No, but like, I can't, I can't build for shit.
[01:00:26] I cannot make a door like I suck at your matter I
[01:00:31] Feel like that would be a good one be one though. I'm pretty sure I like how bad though
[01:00:36] Like I'll be honest like all my mother's life. I
[01:00:40] Can build I can edit but it's slow as shit like I like my channel tell you like I'm bad. I'm not lying
[01:00:46] I'm bad. I'm changing 90s
[01:00:50] Yeah, I could do 90s if I had like a minute to warm up
[01:00:56] I think a fortnight 1v1 is pretty good because we're both kind of ass at it. I think we're both bad and it's just I don't
[01:01:04] Don't think that's a bad one for neutral, but we already have three neutral games. I mean nox
[01:01:12] Joe Gesser battleship and I shoot test
[01:01:16] Just add for tonight there. I don't mind it. Well, I squire the test. I don't I don't get a shit. That's fine
[01:01:22] Okay, okay for night one be one thank God. That's not a bad idea. Okay. Wait, did Ron 100 owe you in fortnight?
[01:01:28] Cuz you 100 owed me. Oh, yeah, he did it. Okay. I got close one time. I think
[01:01:33] Five times I got close. I maybe got close like yeah, two or three times
[01:01:37] All right, bro. I don't know who would win for tonight. I don't know who wins your guesser
[01:01:42] Battleship, I don't know who would win my game one. I mean, I
[01:01:47] Is that cool, I just gave you chess, right?
[01:01:49] I'm good, but I think you're better.
[01:01:54] I think you're better.
[01:01:56] Do you want to have that as your game?
[01:01:58] X?
[01:01:59] I'm so down.
[01:02:00] I love Rocket League.
[01:02:01] I could beat you, but I think you'd probably beat me.
[01:02:03] You're Diamond, right?
[01:02:05] Yeah.
[01:02:06] I've never hit Diamond.
[01:02:07] I've never hit Diamond.
[01:02:08] Yeah, but I mean, it might beat you pretty good though.
[01:02:12] No, no, I want to do Rock.
[01:02:13] If you want to, I want to.
[01:02:15] If you want to.
[01:02:16] What about control game?
[01:02:17] You play Halo?
[01:02:18] I've never played Halo in my life.
[01:02:20] Okay, forget it, not that.
[01:02:26] What about CS?
[01:02:28] You play CS?
[01:02:29] Yes, I play CS.
[01:02:31] I don't mind CS.
[01:02:33] Do you want CS as your game or a neutral game?
[01:02:38] No, I can put down the mic game, it's all good.
[01:02:40] I mean, neutral game would be like cheating,
[01:02:42] because I feel like I'm gonna...
[01:02:44] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:02:45] Okay, so your game says Chess Rocket League
[01:02:48] Um, all right, and then I have all my games is our six FIFA
[01:02:55] We should be like a pack and play to that'll be fun our six FIFA and then or no, maybe not maybe not
[01:03:00] I'll just do a shit club
[01:03:02] Okay, and then what's in my last game B? Have you played when you play 2k? I've seen you play 2k before. Have you played?
[01:03:08] Oh, no, no
[01:03:10] Dude can suck it do I've seen you play 2k over the years, bro. That that shit is trash dog
[01:03:16] I I feel even bad even opening up the game on my stream, bro
[01:03:20] It's just an awful game. I feel bad getting in promotion such a shit game
[01:03:24] Yeah, I agree bro. It is a shit game ran by a shit company, but bro
[01:03:28] I would love to play you in 2k if you would have mind
[01:03:31] How though what time of the week we just play NBA 2k26 play now online you pick an NBA team
[01:03:36] I think NBA team I
[01:03:38] Could pick like the worst team in the league you could pick the best team
[01:03:40] But I mean I wanted to do 2k with a case though, but he like almost puked when I said it
[01:03:46] Which is fair.
[01:03:49] Wait, you did what now?
[01:03:51] Wait, you're on PC? It won't work.
[01:03:53] What?
[01:03:55] This is what I'm talking about with 2K.
[01:03:57] What about Tekken?
[01:03:59] I've never played Tekken.
[01:04:01] No, I've never played Tekken.
[01:04:06] I need to know more about the games you play.
[01:04:08] Every game you can think of, I've never played it before.
[01:04:10] So you can put that in neutral or mine.
[01:04:12] I don't care. I'm not kidding.
[01:04:14] I'm not so he's not gonna flex any any any game that you'll you'll bring me up
[01:04:18] I've played it or have a lot of hours in them okay um it's more up to you okay
[01:04:28] what about my crap one-to-one UHC my crap won't be one well you already have
[01:04:34] three games so like do you do you want to remove any of these
[01:04:40] Um, these are pretty tight games, right yet? Yeah. Yeah. Like chess could go either way. Rocket League could go either way.
[01:04:47] Uh, see, but like, you'll probably win chess. You'll probably win Rocket League. You'll probably win CS.
[01:04:53] Um, yes, you'll probably win all those games, if I'm being honest, but I have a chance in siege. I'll make rules words close in FIFA.
[01:05:03] I'll do the, like, I'll just use the worst team in the game and you can use the best team.
[01:05:06] Um and for my last game
[01:05:13] Okay, yo, yo, yo
[01:05:15] Golf or go with friends. Oh a golf game would be good. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah, um, I played golf with friends
[01:05:24] I'm gonna have to be downloaded can Xbox play with PC though X
[01:05:28] I don't think so. You don't have a PC at home
[01:05:30] No, I'm streaming off a PC, but I just like playing on console
[01:05:33] Wait, you mean golf with your friends, right? You mean that game? Golf if or golf with your friends? Either is fine. Golf with your friends. I used to play that.
[01:05:43] Chat, do we know if PC can play with Xbox on golf with your friends? If not, I can download it on Steam. If not, I can download it on Steam. I don't care. I don't mind.
[01:05:51] Did you do a Valorant that now there's no point of having CS and Valorant in the same
[01:05:59] it's just pointless.
[01:06:00] There's no point.
[01:06:01] Because if you are six low key I mean I would just pick up a watch because see how you're
[01:06:08] going home turf that's my home turf okay see for you it's for you it's it's Oregon
[01:06:15] for me it's Kings Row you feel me for you it's it's whatever airplane bullshit map for
[01:06:21] for toddlers, for me, it's Gumbani.
[01:06:25] Bro, could you play me in like Madden or something?
[01:06:27] I just wanna get a sports game, man.
[01:06:29] I think another sports game would be generational.
[01:06:32] I think you playing 2K would be funny, bro.
[01:06:34] I don't know.
[01:06:36] I swear to God, you played 2K before.
[01:06:38] Am I tweaking, bro?
[01:06:39] You've streamed 2K.
[01:06:40] I've seen you play 2K.
[01:06:42] Yeah, but the game is actually garbage.
[01:06:46] What about UFC?
[01:06:46] I've only had a few hours on UFC.
[01:06:49] Yeah, I'm down to UFC, but chat we already have three neutral games.
[01:06:55] I mean, I guess I could like move a Geo guesser to my game or battleship to my game or or
[01:07:03] we remove each of us a home game and we put it back into the neutral pool game fast.
[01:07:11] But it's got to be like, all of us remove a home turf game and we add two new ones
[01:07:19] to neutral.
[01:07:20] Hmm.
[01:07:21] Bro, a lot of people are saying UFC.
[01:07:27] I don't know why.
[01:07:28] A lot of people are saying UFC in my chat.
[01:07:30] Are they saying that in your chat too?
[01:07:31] Well, yeah, but what problem is that on though?
[01:07:33] Because I have the game and I don't see it.
[01:07:35] Yeah, can can can Xbox play with PC or do I have to get it on Steam?
[01:07:38] I don't care either way.
[01:07:39] like, just ace it cross play.
[01:07:42] Cause I don't like playing on PC.
[01:07:47] Not on PC.
[01:07:49] Wait, Chad, you're not saying Apex,
[01:07:50] but how would we want to win an Apex?
[01:07:52] X, are you good at Apex?
[01:07:55] No, I don't have that many hours.
[01:07:57] I have like under 10 hours.
[01:07:59] Do you have more than that?
[01:08:00] But, oh yeah, definitely more than that with Fudge.
[01:08:05] I have about 96 hours.
[01:08:06] In F1 race, I've never played F1.
[01:08:11] I don't want you to beat me in everything games.
[01:08:14] No disrespect.
[01:08:15] I'm not going to beat me in everything games.
[01:08:16] I'm like, whatever.
[01:08:17] But I don't want you to beat me in everything games.
[01:08:20] Okay.
[01:08:22] What if we do...
[01:08:24] Bro, I don't know, bro.
[01:08:28] I mean, wouldn't you keep that?
[01:08:30] I just want you to send it.
[01:08:32] No, I like this a lot.
[01:08:35] Um, I do like this. I do like this. Um, wait, so what are your games then? So my games is our six, but you only have to kill me one time and then I'd have to kill you like, let's say seven times and then, uh, uh, uh, FIFA, um, I'll use the worst team in the game and then you can use the best to be the game.
[01:08:55] And then, um, for my last game.
[01:09:00] We can't do 2k. I'm down to do golf with friends.
[01:09:06] No, I mean more your game, because it's your game, right?
[01:09:10] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:09:11] No, but friends, I mean, bro, I know short cut.
[01:09:13] Okay, for my last game, I guess.
[01:09:17] Oh, wait, oh my god.
[01:09:18] A ball pool. A ball pool, A ball pool, A ball pool.
[01:09:21] A ball pool.
[01:09:23] All right, those are my games.
[01:09:24] I'm gonna play them a little.
[01:09:25] Okay.
[01:09:26] I will say this.
[01:09:28] It's a fairly simple.
[01:09:30] Like eight lobbies in my entire life.
[01:09:33] Okay, eight ball pool.
[01:09:34] I think it's really simple though.
[01:09:35] It's like two buttons, okay?
[01:09:38] All right, so these are my three games, okay?
[01:09:40] So the way this works, X,
[01:09:42] we start off on a neutral game.
[01:09:44] Whoever loses picks one of their home games
[01:09:48] and we just keep going round and round
[01:09:50] until somebody gets to five wins, okay?
[01:09:53] Okay, so one neutral game.
[01:09:55] and my chest or my CS for my Overwatch,
[01:09:59] do you have that on your box?
[01:10:03] I could download Overwatch right now,
[01:10:04] I could download it, I could download it if you want.
[01:10:06] I've never played Overwatch in my life.
[01:10:08] And I like to make it fun, like we do it.
[01:10:11] Like in CS, all you do is get three kills
[01:10:14] and then they get 20.
[01:10:16] Okay, we got, do you want to remove CS
[01:10:19] and add an Overwatch for you?
[01:10:20] Is that what you want to do?
[01:10:22] I've never played Overwatch.
[01:10:28] I mean, I think chess is like, I mean, it'd be a W and it'd be the end of it, you know
[01:10:34] what I mean?
[01:10:35] I just think chess is like really good content too, but I'm probably gonna lose, yeah, I
[01:10:39] know I'm gonna probably lose.
[01:10:40] All right, fuck it, all right.
[01:10:41] I think that's just like a great content.
[01:10:43] Let's do it as is, do it as is, do it as is, as long as, okay, you want to keep CS?
[01:10:48] Yeah, okay.
[01:10:49] All right, so X. The nine games are chess, Rocket League, CSGO, battleship, geogaster,
[01:11:01] Fortnite 1v1, R6 1v1, FIFA, and 8-ball pool.
[01:11:04] All right, sound good.
[01:11:05] Okay, let me just get my login for chess.
[01:11:07] Yeah, you're going to take it.
[01:11:08] I'm going to go P, bro, and then we'll decide on the neutral game, bro.
[01:11:12] And do you want to put like a thousand subs on this?
[01:11:16] A thousand or like 200 or keep it spicy?
[01:11:23] It's up to you.
[01:11:24] Whatever you want to do, whatever you want to do.
[01:11:25] 300 subs.
[01:11:26] 300 subs?
[01:11:27] Okay.
[01:11:28] Deal.
[01:11:29] Deal.
[01:11:30] Deal.
[01:11:31] Deal.
[01:11:32] Deal.
[01:11:33] Deal.
[01:11:34] Deal.
[01:11:35] Deal.
[01:11:36] Deal.
[01:11:37] Deal.
[01:11:38] Deal.
[01:11:39] Deal.
[01:11:40] Deal.
[01:11:41] Deal.
[01:11:42] Deal.
[01:11:43] Deal.
[01:11:44] Deal.
[01:11:45] Deal.
[01:11:46] Like, I would have understood it.
[01:11:48] Brother, do you have any idea how many variety games
[01:11:52] that multiply that?
[01:11:53] Brother, I used to play with Soda.
[01:11:55] Like, we used to have fucking game nights.
[01:11:57] Well, we used to have game weeks.
[01:11:59] Brother, I have hundreds of games, hundreds.
[01:12:03] Like, you know what I mean?
[01:12:06] Like, these are games that are like all like,
[01:12:08] kind of, some of these are like very much in favor.
[01:12:11] Mines are not in my favor.
[01:12:13] But they're like, okay, not very, that's it.
[01:12:16] I know, bro, Hyper-Gen, Nidhog, Ultimate Chicken Horse, Speedrunners, Worms, WMD, AOE, WC3,
[01:12:36] Um, for the throne, but, well, like, like how many, like, I could put dozens on dozens.
[01:12:48] Like dark role.
[01:12:53] That's a good one bro, that ass, that ass.
[01:13:05] Okay, do you want to start off with a good old game of Battle Chip?
[01:13:10] Sure.
[01:13:11] It's cinema every time.
[01:13:13] Do we play with the heroes and the ults or what?
[01:13:16] So, yes, we're going to use, what is his name?
[01:13:19] Johannes, I think?
[01:13:21] Johannes.
[01:13:23] I'm 2-0 in battleship, bro.
[01:13:25] It was close both times.
[01:13:26] So I was one step away from losing the case though.
[01:13:29] Okay.
[01:13:30] I've only played two games though.
[01:13:32] Johannes.
[01:13:33] Johannes.
[01:13:34] Right, Chad?
[01:13:35] All right.
[01:13:36] So we play with the same hero or not?
[01:13:37] Because the guy, the second guy has a really cool,
[01:13:41] insane AOE ult.
[01:13:42] Yes.
[01:13:43] We're going to use, we're both going to use Johannes.
[01:13:46] Okay.
[01:13:47] That way it's like dead.
[01:13:48] Dead?
[01:13:49] beard I don't remember I don't remember I don't think so I don't think so we
[01:13:55] asked why do I don't steam I hope I do I think I do I think I do all right I'm
[01:14:02] gonna buy chill okay
[01:14:05] oh I'm gonna be cinema I'm one was one predicts one predicts one predicts
[01:14:10] one predicts it for every single game okay battleship this could actually go
[01:14:14] either way this is a very fair neutral game okay and I'll make R6 and FIFA fair
[01:14:21] like I won't be cringe same like I like I don't have to kill you 10 times with R6
[01:14:27] and then FIFA like I'll give you a goal lead and use the worst team in the game
[01:14:32] Okay, um, game now, I'm not actually prove it, but but some form of, um, battleship integrity.
[01:14:49] Like what I do is that I, I, I just, I open a second tab and I'll match up and I, I open
[01:14:54] that tab as the main tab, as I do.
[01:14:56] Yeah.
[01:14:57] Yeah.
[01:14:58] Well, actually the thing is, I think for battleship, you should be more only if that's okay, because
[01:15:00] because I'm gonna be emo only.
[01:15:02] Yeah, but I always say this to people that say emo only.
[01:15:06] Like, there's no point of being emo only if I'm not reading it.
[01:15:09] If I have no-
[01:15:10] I know, I trust you, bro.
[01:15:11] It's whatever you wanna do.
[01:15:12] I know you're not gonna cheat, bro.
[01:15:13] I know you're not gonna cheat.
[01:15:14] I trust you.
[01:15:16] I would actually argue that emo only is worse.
[01:15:21] Well, you know the gay-may thing, you know the gay-may.
[01:15:24] Yeah, my chat is like, well, they're like, geez, like that.
[01:15:26] Like, it's actually, I can cheat easier,
[01:15:29] but in only the nuts.
[01:15:31] So yeah, about me bro, on my PC monitor that I game on,
[01:15:37] it's the same exact monitor that I reach out on.
[01:15:39] So like I'll show my stream right now.
[01:15:41] But I have an Xbox monitor and then I have a PC monitor.
[01:15:44] So when I'm gaming on PC,
[01:15:46] I could only reach out on my phone and my phone's off
[01:15:48] or I can tap to it, but I'm not gonna tap to it.
[01:15:51] All right, if you can't, don't give a shit.
[01:15:53] Okay, you ready bro?
[01:15:55] And I know you're not gonna cheat bro, trust me, I know.
[01:15:58] Okay, okay, look.
[01:16:00] Even like this.
[01:16:01] But yeah, the yay-nay thing, I know exactly what you're talking about.
[01:16:04] Hey, hide mine!
[01:16:05] Uh, how do we invite him?
[01:16:07] Hi, Vast.
[01:16:07] How do we invite him?
[01:16:08] Chat, lock the fuck in.
[01:16:10] If we win this, we're 3-0 and bro be bro.
[01:16:28] All right, uh, Commanders, Commanders, Commanders, Commanders, Commanders, Commanders, thank
[01:16:42] you.
[01:16:43] Okay, I'm going to send you a Steam invite right now, X.
[01:16:47] Yep.
[01:16:48] Okay.
[01:16:49] Oh no, I'm going to send you the code, or no, no, no, I'm sorry.
[01:16:52] I'm going to send you a Steam invite.
[01:16:54] Boom.
[01:16:55] Invited you.
[01:16:56] Boom.
[01:16:57] uh I only I got it do I have you on steam okay yes I just invited you you
[01:17:05] know what I could tell you the code if you want to type it in I sent you another
[01:17:08] one I got you beautiful I got you my all right bro
[01:17:12] uh Johannes never leave is the guy guys I don't think my phone number is in
[01:17:17] like that. Alright. Game one. Game one, game one, game one. Let's go. Focus, focus. I'm
[01:17:32] not going to reach out until I can't. I haven't played in a while. So let me just choose this.
[01:17:42] I forgot what it says old does though.
[01:17:45] Okay, BL3.
[01:17:47] No, it's just BL1, BL1, BL1.
[01:17:48] BL1.
[01:17:50] Yeah, yeah.
[01:17:52] Wait X, could you use your harness?
[01:17:55] So we have the same boats.
[01:17:57] Okay.
[01:17:58] And then we have the same abilities.
[01:17:59] Okay, okay, okay, ready?
[01:18:01] Sure.
[01:18:02] All right.
[01:18:03] Okay.
[01:18:06] All right, let me lock in here.
[01:18:12] Focus, focus, focus.
[01:18:27] What does the mind do?
[01:18:30] Okay, so the mind, I'm going to explain so it's completely fair.
[01:18:35] If you put a mind down, like it's always good to put it next to your ship.
[01:18:39] If you put a mine down and I hit that mine, my turn immediately ends.
[01:18:44] Oh, I remember.
[01:18:45] Yeah, okay.
[01:18:46] Alright, you ready?
[01:18:50] I'm ready.
[01:18:51] My boats are locked in position.
[01:18:59] Yep, that's good.
[01:19:05] Alright.
[01:19:06] Yep, let's get it. All right. Good luck to you man. Good luck
[01:19:18] Okay, okay. All right your turn
[01:19:25] Place it on your own grid then
[01:19:30] Are you trying to place a mine? No, okay, I just saw it
[01:19:34] So what it said enemy place the mine I can see it'll tell me why any place it yet
[01:19:41] Well, it just said enemy place the mine
[01:19:47] Oh
[01:19:48] Wait
[01:19:50] For the shot. Holy shit. I mean I was gonna place the mine then
[01:19:54] Well, I swear I was gonna place a mind. I didn't wait. Oh
[01:19:59] Miss okay
[01:20:02] Not off to a good start
[01:20:04] that's water yeah yeah oh no this is already bad
[01:20:17] it's fine now balance it's all about momentum bro fudge man this is good
[01:20:24] come on let's go well you have more mana than I do though
[01:20:29] What is it, what is that?
[01:20:31] I... I... I... I don't know, yeah, you're fine.
[01:20:46] BANG!
[01:20:50] Oh no, that's my big ship, eh?
[01:20:54] You shouldn't say it's your big ship.
[01:20:56] I was... I was...
[01:20:58] Oh, you were trolling?
[01:20:59] Cuz if you say that I'm gonna know the shape of it.
[01:21:03] Alright, we got a game here!
[01:21:15] FUCK!
[01:21:16] FUCK!
[01:21:17] Is that the zigzagging yet?
[01:21:18] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.
[01:21:19] We'll play this.
[01:21:21] There you go.
[01:21:21] Um...
[01:21:25] Uh...
[01:21:29] That's it.
[01:21:36] Hit.
[01:21:41] Daddy chill, daddy chill, daddy chill, stop, stop, oh my god.
[01:21:51] Hold on.
[01:21:52] Let me use the mental geometry.
[01:21:55] It would be, it would be, it would be unbranded, uh, I can't, I don't know, okay.
[01:22:12] So what ship is this, bro?
[01:22:14] It's a fishing boat, fuck, fuck, oh, yeah, not that one.
[01:22:21] Um, one, two, three, so then it has to be.
[01:22:30] Which it would have to be.
[01:22:34] Okay, okay, okay.
[01:22:39] That was some projomitry there.
[01:22:41] And then you're locked.
[01:22:42] You're locked.
[01:22:43] What are you doing?
[01:22:51] Are you some two modes?
[01:22:54] Can I not move this?
[01:22:56] Jesus Christ.
[01:22:57] Why did I move this?
[01:22:59] Hey, the game is showing up.
[01:23:00] I got it.
[01:23:01] It's like the tutorial.
[01:23:02] Huh?
[01:23:03] Like the game is just showing up.
[01:23:07] Oh, it has to be.
[01:23:08] OK.
[01:23:09] I get it.
[01:23:10] Let me try this.
[01:23:11] that's fine we don't care okay let's see let's see we got to get a little bit of
[01:23:17] combat going here boys oh that's fine though so much information out of that
[01:23:24] i got so much information out of that yet
[01:23:31] please don't shoot right there don't shoot there no
[01:23:34] No, not bad, actually.
[01:23:40] Hold on, let me deal with this.
[01:23:43] Yo, there we go.
[01:23:44] Uh-huh, he's a jack.
[01:23:49] I know you did it, I'm gonna use the game against you.
[01:23:51] You did something that you thought would be good against you, so
[01:23:53] you did it to me, and I'll do that to you.
[01:23:57] And I can do high-press.
[01:24:02] There we go, there we go, there we go, come on, we got a game.
[01:24:04] Alright, I've sucked you, you've sucked too.
[01:24:08] Even Steven now.
[01:24:09] You put one top left, one middle right, it'd be like 200 IQ to have two votes next to each
[01:24:17] other.
[01:24:18] I'm going to go like a genius reps.
[01:24:27] I have not shot at the bottom though, not once.
[01:24:29] Let's shoot the bottom.
[01:24:31] Shisa.
[01:24:32] All right, we got a ball game. We got a ball game. That's good. That's good. That's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good.
[01:24:37] It literally died even.
[01:24:42] Chad, I'm starting to think I shouldn't have used that bomb because now I have no energy, bro. I already knew there was a ship there. That was kind of a waste.
[01:24:51] I don't know. I don't know. That might end up costing me. Let's try this.
[01:24:57] That's a hit.
[01:25:05] That might have been a hit as well.
[01:25:07] Is that a sink?
[01:25:09] Ooh, that means that's your three stack.
[01:25:14] That's cap.
[01:25:15] How?
[01:25:16] How's that possible?
[01:25:17] Hold on, let me think.
[01:25:21] Oh, I know what you did.
[01:25:27] It can't even eat it all, it's all good.
[01:25:32] Yeah, that's water.
[01:25:32] Usually what I do when I play this game is I shoot at the ships.
[01:25:35] Can you help?
[01:25:36] Oh my god.
[01:25:36] Oh my god.
[01:25:38] That's a sink.
[01:25:39] And sink.
[01:25:41] And then you have two small ones.
[01:25:49] Oh, classic.
[01:25:51] I have an idea.
[01:25:52] Oh my god.
[01:26:12] Please please please.
[01:26:13] Yes.
[01:26:14] Oh, I think I'm getting instantly now.
[01:26:21] genius reps wait so it's not the two-piece it's the which he still has
[01:26:28] the gigantic one left it could be the gigantic one no it has to be the
[01:26:33] gigantic one because it's two two pieces it was one of the two pieces when it's
[01:26:37] song yeah it has to be the gigantic one close close close close all right all
[01:26:45] All right, all right, all right, we're right on the snack, bro.
[01:26:54] We think.
[01:27:00] I don't know what I want to do here.
[01:27:06] Please.
[01:27:10] No.
[01:27:12] Dude, I don't know.
[01:27:13] What are you thinking, what are you thinking?
[01:27:16] I'm thinking I do, I do something really weird.
[01:27:25] I forgot what I did earlier with the torpedoes.
[01:27:28] I can't even forgot.
[01:27:35] Okay, let me try this.
[01:27:38] Did I already do this?
[01:27:44] That's dog trash
[01:27:48] Dude
[01:27:52] Okay, I should just wait on that I should write on
[01:27:57] Wait, but it's formulated like
[01:28:01] So I don't know that it wait, okay, just tell me have that they already tried what I just did it
[01:28:08] Has to be this then
[01:28:11] What I mean, you got me. Is it any way it could be any way it could be oh
[01:28:17] Yeah, cuz you could twist the ships to yeah
[01:28:20] Did you twist any of your ships or not? I mean you got to tell me I don't remember
[01:28:28] Come on, I don't choke don't choke don't choke
[01:28:32] This is actually really close. I'm not gonna lie
[01:28:34] Um, I have to go for it for just a hit here. Uh, no way I gamble and lose this, right? It
[01:28:46] would make sense that you would have done this. Okay. Oh, no. Okay. Okay. So you've
[01:28:54] There's some four ships, I have one ship left.
[01:28:59] I'm gonna go dead center here, I think.
[01:29:08] Fudge, man.
[01:29:10] I mean, the men?
[01:29:12] Okay, let's think.
[01:29:16] He could have twisted it.
[01:29:18] Probably not, though.
[01:29:19] I mean, why would he twist it to where it's terrible?
[01:29:21] No, I'm not gonna- this is such a bad play by me.
[01:29:26] I need to guess correct and then save my XP.
[01:29:29] Yo, that's really smart actually.
[01:29:32] It's gotta be here or here.
[01:29:35] Dude, that was- it's one of these two.
[01:29:40] I'm actually not a freak out.
[01:29:42] Gosh darn it.
[01:29:43] Bro, I'm gonna lose cause of this gigantic fucking bow and I don't know where the tip
[01:29:48] of it is.
[01:29:49] Cause I don't know if he twist hit or not.
[01:29:51] I gotta be twisted it.
[01:29:54] Why aren't you here?
[01:29:55] Wait, number means...
[01:29:59] If there's a number, what it means?
[01:30:03] It means, like, there are two parts of my ship
[01:30:06] in that cube that you scanned.
[01:30:08] Two pieces.
[01:30:13] It means there's two pieces of my ship
[01:30:16] in that cube that you scanned.
[01:30:17] Yo, it's over, it's over, I'm sorry, man.
[01:30:19] I'm not spoiled, it's over.
[01:30:25] Okay.
[01:30:28] I have all my XP. I mean, I'd be like literally brain dead to not use this.
[01:30:33] Alright, we gotta sync this fucker right now.
[01:30:35] No, but it's so dumb, it's like if I-
[01:30:37] I think I sold the bag.
[01:30:40] No, no, no, no, there's errors at the-
[01:30:44] Okay, so it has to be here.
[01:30:46] Okay, I mean you have two ships left. I think I've just cooked, bro. I think I've just cooked.
[01:30:52] I think I think I've been absolutely outclassed here. I'm not gonna lie.
[01:30:56] Um, okay. I mean, I just feel like you're the type of guy to stack up ships, which is what I should have did.
[01:31:04] But I...
[01:31:08] Two. Two, two, two, two, two, two, two.
[01:31:10] That mean what does that mean? It means two pieces of your boat are in this nine-cube. Oh, oh
[01:31:16] It would it wouldn't that be anything else? Oh
[01:31:19] My god, I think it could detect mines. It's actually a good question. I actually don't know
[01:31:24] It's a good question. It makes sense. It could detect mines to be honest
[01:31:28] Yo
[01:31:30] Sup, I think it's just over man. Fuck dude. This is but now watch this just for fun
[01:31:37] How about a one tap and sink?
[01:31:46] Bowship on the go.
[01:31:47] That was all right.
[01:31:48] I'll give it to you.
[01:31:49] One meal.
[01:31:50] How you doing?
[01:31:51] Okay.
[01:31:52] Wait.
[01:31:53] Oh my God.
[01:31:54] Me, of course.
[01:31:55] I mean, I'm Joe and Schmidt.
[01:31:56] Did I have?
[01:31:57] You know who he was.
[01:31:58] What was her?
[01:31:59] He was a dreamer.
[01:32:00] Wait, your dad is watching you, bro.
[01:32:01] That's sick.
[01:32:02] Wait, your dad is watching you bro, that's sick.
[01:32:06] He's an important man, go ahead and look around.
[01:32:10] Yeah, really? You remember this guy? Not enough. And how are you doing?
[01:32:14] Pretty good. What's going on tomorrow?
[01:32:17] I'm doing a stream with the GSP. You know? From New York City?
[01:32:22] Do I know Jesse? GSP, the goat.
[01:32:26] Wait, you're shooting with St. Kier. Where? Kier?
[01:32:30] With the friend so there's nothing
[01:32:34] Nothing with your cars nothing you're gonna be here. No, no, no, no only thing is the only game in crazy. No, just talk about
[01:32:45] Okay
[01:32:49] Well, no really, but we're doing a little bit
[01:32:54] Dad's the ghost
[01:33:00] Oh, yeah, I'm thinking I'll go back with the next time.
[01:33:05] What?
[01:33:07] Bro, you're your dad is so funny, bro.
[01:33:09] All right, one zero, one zero, one zero.
[01:33:11] Good shit. Good shit.
[01:33:12] All right. So now I picked one of my games.
[01:33:14] You already have a point.
[01:33:16] Highlights update the scoreboard for my game.
[01:33:19] I'm going to be selecting Rainbow Six Siege.
[01:33:22] But oh my god.
[01:33:24] OK, yes, and low key, though.
[01:33:27] This shit I swear this morning, I opened it up.
[01:33:30] a blue screen like PC. Hold on. Yeah. Hold on. Let me think. How do they not blue screen it? I swear
[01:33:39] today I did two streams. The second one was starting as the first one crashed. It actually
[01:33:45] couldn't be. But how do you make it another day? Um, let me call Habba. It's just so your
[01:33:50] stream doesn't like crash, but he plays on PC. The game, wait, hold up. Let me see.
[01:33:56] You're calling me?
[01:34:00] I haven't yet.
[01:34:02] Yeah, how about this?
[01:34:05] We act as if you had the points, but we don't play it
[01:34:11] until we have to.
[01:34:14] As in for the choice, for the choosing.
[01:34:16] Because let's say you win, you would choose the next game,
[01:34:18] right?
[01:34:20] No, next game would be, I believe.
[01:34:23] I think you would choose, yeah.
[01:34:24] Wait, hold up, one sec.
[01:34:25] You'll have mine.
[01:34:28] How does XQC load R6 without crashing his shit?
[01:34:36] I mean, there's really no other launch options.
[01:34:38] It's coming just together, but it doesn't crash.
[01:34:41] Wait, but how about, is there like,
[01:34:43] because isn't there two R6s on PC?
[01:34:45] There's like-
[01:34:46] No, they removed that.
[01:34:48] That's what I'm saying.
[01:34:49] All right, X, I think you just load it up
[01:34:51] and see what happens.
[01:34:52] Okay, I'll go full screen again after that.
[01:34:55] Good luck, bro. It shouldn't crash. It shouldn't crash.
[01:34:59] Bro, I saw you 1v1 Jetsy the other day, right?
[01:35:02] Yeah, but I was going to do it again this morning.
[01:35:05] But, you know, I got this. What do you think of this?
[01:35:07] Okay. Hi, guys. What's the biggest lead I could give him 9-0, right?
[01:35:11] The biggest lead? Yes, 9-0.
[01:35:14] Alright, so, wait. Would that mean number of rounds? 20 chat?
[01:35:18] Because I would have to win... No, because then I have to win 11?
[01:35:22] No, I can give them another yeah, yeah, yeah, nine to zero first one to ten so nineteen so chat 19. Yeah
[01:35:31] It's gonna be fun X this is gonna be fun
[01:35:34] You actually could win this like I'm not kidding. It's one shot at jogging
[01:35:38] So I got a guy asking me for login it if I if I was able to do earlier
[01:35:42] Oh, that might be good. That might be good. Maybe just log in. I don't think it'll crash. I don't know. I actually don't know
[01:35:48] X is just scared it's gonna crash this game. It won't crash your stream right? You have
[01:35:58] toolkit X? No, I crash it but I don't give a shit. Bro, what? Okay, hopefully it doesn't.
[01:36:03] Because I can use a disconnected meter to just redo it. Okay, okay. Oh yeah, you have
[01:36:08] the 90 second thing, okay. Alright X. So wait chat, just so I'm correct, it should be 19
[01:36:14] rounds and then he has 9. Chad is that correct? Too many rounds for X he's good. I mean Chad
[01:36:28] If I'm trying and shooting, I think I can do it.
[01:36:35] Do you want me to hold on to the mold there?
[01:36:37] I'm starting at 11.
[01:36:38] What's...
[01:36:40] What?
[01:36:43] Number of rounds of 11.
[01:36:44] Vass!
[01:36:46] That doesn't make any sense.
[01:36:47] That doesn't make any sense, Chad.
[01:36:48] That doesn't make any sense.
[01:36:49] That doesn't make any sense, but...
[01:36:51] Wait, let's just...
[01:36:52] Okay, I'll just go up to, uh...
[01:36:55] All right, I'll just have to win seven rounds.
[01:36:57] He has to win one, okay?
[01:37:00] I'll give him six rounds.
[01:37:03] Oh, let's keep it simple.
[01:37:05] Yeah.
[01:37:08] I got it, I'm logged in.
[01:37:10] They're logged in and logged in.
[01:37:12] All right.
[01:37:14] Also, also, tell Wimbledon Siebel
[01:37:16] about the company to fix the game
[01:37:18] where it doesn't send your PC to heaven
[01:37:21] when you're logged in and logged in.
[01:37:23] Bro, that's one thing about console siege.
[01:37:27] That's better than PC is that the loading on PC takes literally minutes
[01:37:31] And then the other thing is PC just has hackers out the ass and console doesn't but no, you're right
[01:37:35] You're dead on the money, but I'm not gonna lie. All right, here comes. I'm taking the legal faith. I'm opening the game
[01:37:43] Listen, I've asked listen I've asked
[01:37:45] I'll do it. I already been the game. I
[01:37:49] Touch anything
[01:37:51] Open them and I get that out
[01:37:54] All right X. I haven't set up to where you have six rounds. I have zero. I have to win seven. You have to win one, okay?
[01:38:02] No, why not only one man was it you have to win one you have to win one round
[01:38:07] Am I tapping am I tapping oh?
[01:38:12] No 13 15 good shit I could shake good shit
[01:38:15] good shit good shit 13 13 13 so good so good you're good you get nice well
[01:38:23] not yet the game I see the guy with the bandana okay that's all it's made yep
[01:38:27] and then now the game is gonna open that's where I sent it if you want to
[01:38:40] use it if not all good so good he right now I've asked he's seeing if his PC's
[01:38:47] gonna crash from the seats
[01:38:51] hi mind how do you feel bro you don't come up with any win in this today
[01:38:58] now let that out yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes it's one nail
[01:39:05] I don't know if this one this one's more scary than FIFA I'm not even kidding
[01:39:14] Yes
[01:39:17] Yeah, oh my god, it works. All right
[01:39:21] now
[01:39:22] What I have to lock in
[01:39:25] Okay
[01:39:27] What's your reconnect? What's your reconnect?
[01:39:29] It's ex-Q cow. All right invited or adding you adding you at this at this at this
[01:39:37] Overlay overlay from my advice at that at that at that
[01:39:43] Chad he just needs to win one round I didn't win seven. Okay, but keep it fair
[01:39:55] I'm gonna try my nuts off, bro
[01:39:59] and then I just have to add the score.
[01:40:09] Come on, let's go.
[01:40:11] Ba-dap-ba-dap-ba-dap.
[01:40:13] I'm loving it.
[01:40:15] Okay.
[01:40:17] Now invite me.
[01:40:19] Alright, did you have me back?
[01:40:21] Oh, uh, Baza.
[01:40:23] How are you back on that?
[01:40:25] Every click is a risk, by the way.
[01:40:27] Every click is a risk by the way, just let me know.
[01:40:30] That's gonna be weird.
[01:40:31] What do you mean?
[01:40:33] On PC, this game, every time I click a button
[01:40:36] that is not in the game is a huge risk.
[01:40:40] What's your name?
[01:40:41] Is it O-JNC?
[01:40:42] Yes, O underscore JNC, have that back.
[01:40:44] That is you.
[01:40:46] All right!
[01:40:49] All right!
[01:40:51] Invite, invite, invite, join that, join that, join that,
[01:40:53] join that, join that.
[01:40:54] All right, thank you, have us.
[01:40:55] Yeah, let me know.
[01:40:56] X good fucking luck, bro. I've never did this, bro. I got to be seven you got to win one
[01:41:03] I'll do the invite. Mmm. I just said that I said, let me let me start another one
[01:41:09] Mmm, yes, are you sure? X?
[01:41:17] Yeah, I can't send you another one without you got it you gotta gotta gotta nice nice nice
[01:41:21] Bro, good luck to you X bro. You need to kill me real time one time. Okay. I will close chat. It's fair. Yeah
[01:41:30] Yeah, make sure make sure you close that. Okay. Yeah. All right. Okay. Hold on. Am I am I allowed?
[01:41:36] Let's let's say as soon as I lose as soon as I win it can I can I can I can I can I say?
[01:41:41] Uh, just that it's not some some amount of jet or what?
[01:41:45] You know what I mean? Like, oh, in between rounds. Yeah, of course. Of course. Of course.
[01:41:50] I'm giving you the score really quick. I'm giving you like the six rounds. Just give me a sec.
[01:42:02] Oh wait, you have to play them out?
[01:42:04] No, no, I'm just going to give you that. I'm just going to give it to you. You'll spot him with them.
[01:42:14] He's starting to match the attackers to enemy team.
[01:42:16] Blue win, blue win, blue win, blue win, okay you should have 6 rounds now.
[01:42:25] Are you ready?
[01:42:26] X ready?
[01:42:27] Ready, ready, ready?
[01:42:28] Yeah.
[01:42:29] Good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck.
[01:42:30] Alright, should be 6-0 for you.
[01:42:31] Alright, so I gotta kill you one, or I gotta kill you seven times, you gotta kill me one
[01:42:39] time.
[01:42:40] Good luck bro, okay.
[01:42:41] Wait, that's it.
[01:42:42] Yeah, sometimes you gotta kill me one time, I gotta kill you seven times, okay?
[01:42:45] Okay, all right. I mean
[01:42:48] It's always on offense. It's gonna flip. It's gonna flip off flip off
[01:42:53] But they're you're insane
[01:42:55] What do you mean? What do you mean? I mean you're insane. You're insane. I mean
[01:42:59] Like like insane like I'm gonna lose you think
[01:43:03] well
[01:43:05] From my POV it seems pretty crazy
[01:43:07] Like you think it's it's it's like really easy for you to win one. Well, not really easy, but more likely
[01:43:13] likely. Yes, no, it's what I mean. I want to keep it fair. I want to have like you have
[01:43:17] a good chance. Remember, this is a one shot at a game. So like if you just hit me with
[01:43:20] one bullet, it's over correctly. Yeah, exactly. Like what the fuck? Unless you do some bullshit.
[01:43:27] I have us because people could just like say exactly where I am. Yeah, I mean, I have
[01:43:33] a camera point at my monitors that you can see what I see. And I have my phone behind
[01:43:37] protect the bond
[01:43:42] Alright, bro. Good luck to you. I go ahead
[01:43:51] Here's me like Oregon, huh? This is like the the rust of uh
[01:43:55] Yeah, this is uh, this is the best map in the history of the game remaining
[01:43:59] By the way, I actually played on this game on this map
[01:44:03] Yes, I'm down locked in now
[01:44:07] I told you to play Jessica, I'm gonna stay out.
[01:44:11] I don't think you can check into my HP because of the camera position.
[01:44:28] Yeah, that would never cheat.
[01:44:37] the
[01:44:44] the
[01:44:51] the
[01:44:58] the
[01:44:59] the
[01:45:03] Where you at though?
[01:45:25] So where are you at?
[01:45:32] Actually, I know where you are
[01:45:35] brother
[01:45:38] Yeah, you better flag or some shit I cannot tell I actually know where you are
[01:45:47] Are you are you prone bones away?
[01:45:51] Like where's my boy, bro, do you know do you like know what side I am?
[01:45:57] No, I mean what sided I like site site site. I don't know. Yeah, you're on the fence
[01:46:02] of
[01:46:09] the
[01:46:12] death of
[01:46:17] death of
[01:46:22] death of
[01:46:27] death of
[01:46:31] I
[01:46:34] Do this how
[01:46:47] Man, I think that pretty nice though, I mean, I was fine
[01:46:52] I'm shooting you you were dying
[01:46:54] Do you know where I was?
[01:46:56] You know, I was below you right at the end well, I mean I saw that but I just thought if you're under the road
[01:47:01] It takes a few seconds. I'll be I've done it to escape, but I mean that was so quick. What the fuck was that?
[01:47:05] Yeah, pulse is the three speeds
[01:47:07] So it's like the fast operate of the game and I switched to my pistol which like is maximum speed
[01:47:11] What's the fudge was that?
[01:47:13] All right, ah, he's like very competent. Uh, this kid this could be interesting
[01:47:23] Okay, I
[01:47:25] Don't know what I should play probably just like this and just play like an absolute cringe lord
[01:47:29] like just play like an absolute cringe lore crowd
[01:47:35] how does X have six kills? he has to win one round after we win seven
[01:47:39] I actually won six rounds playing fair and square but it's all good
[01:47:42] yeah we did off stream but what was your? yeah
[01:47:45] that was locked in
[01:47:48] alright alright alright good start good start little sketchy I was getting a little concerned
[01:47:54] I mean you were shooting close by but I didn't know the audio was bad good in this game
[01:47:58] Yeah, well there wasn't even audio. I'll tell you after what I was doing.
[01:48:09] Ooh, okay, you're dead, I'll just like this.
[01:48:17] How do you know all that?
[01:48:18] Is that drone downstairs?
[01:48:22] So there's like basically two really common sites that people go.
[01:48:26] And it's for every map, but people either go up the top floor or the basement because those are just generally the best sites
[01:48:32] The middle side stuck because a lot of the roofs are made of wood and people just make burdens the middle sites are always picked last
[01:48:40] The top and the bottom sites are always the best
[01:48:50] Yeah, if I got to a cat can I'm gonna like
[01:48:56] Okay, okay.
[01:49:03] We're located a bomb.
[01:49:56] But I can't.
[01:50:19] No.
[01:50:20] How much?
[01:50:21] How much?
[01:50:22] How much is it?
[01:50:23] Ah, 40?
[01:50:24] Oh, man.
[01:50:25] 40, 40.
[01:50:26] I'm like playing scared because I don't want to die to a cap can.
[01:50:28] I'm like overthinking everything.
[01:50:33] This is going to be hard, bro.
[01:50:34] I'm trying to play.
[01:50:35] I had to be fired.
[01:50:36] I had to be fired.
[01:50:38] The mountain checkers, you knew where I was at.
[01:50:39] I mean, you have all the info.
[01:50:40] All that's left now is this fucking game plan.
[01:50:43] Look, I'm maximized luck.
[01:50:47] Wow.
[01:50:47] I almost died.
[01:50:48] Oh, my God.
[01:50:48] Okay.
[01:50:49] I don't know about this.
[01:50:50] I might be cut.
[01:50:52] Oh, I'm trying to think of like, what's the cringiest thing I could do where I
[01:50:55] I just can't die.
[01:51:06] I don't even know.
[01:51:07] This game, attacking is awful.
[01:51:09] I think they never really modernized the attacking style.
[01:51:14] Like, it seems kind of always the same.
[01:51:16] But if anything gets a little bit different over the years,
[01:51:18] like, I think it's gonna stay as a rule.
[01:51:21] Yeah, I think like, uh, I always said they should shorten the prep phase.
[01:51:26] Not, not in pro league.
[01:51:27] In pro league they should keep at 45 because they're actually set up.
[01:51:30] But most people that play this game just go on check-talk in the prep phase.
[01:51:34] They don't actually do anything.
[01:51:35] Really?
[01:51:36] Like 45 seconds is just too long.
[01:51:37] Even in champ people don't drown.
[01:51:39] I think the prep phase should be like 30 seconds.
[01:51:41] Because at least when you're defending, you spawn in and you move around and set shit up.
[01:51:45] But I do actually agree with that.
[01:51:46] I think they should shorten the prep phase.
[01:51:48] It's too long.
[01:51:49] five seconds
[01:51:51] boys, my drone had a fuel leg, what's going on?
[01:51:53] I spot him, he's fucking Africa
[01:51:55] now for our board testing to defuse your bomb
[01:51:59] how is Jixi losing?
[01:52:01] uh, I gave him six rounds
[01:52:03] I gave him seven
[01:52:05] keep reading that comment
[01:52:07] oh, it's like you pay this guy
[01:52:09] yeah
[01:52:11] oh
[01:52:19] I heard bats and then I know your top floor little buddy I think Vector!
[01:52:30] So how the fuck am I supposed to go through this? Oh you saw me right? With that camera?
[01:52:36] Yes yes yes. Very cute. Seriously, well I'm in the wrong building again.
[01:52:41] What a game for laminers dude.
[01:52:43] This is a lame game, like...
[01:52:54] I heard that.
[01:52:57] Ooh, you're shaking.
[01:53:08] Same strat, Sam.
[01:53:11] of
[01:53:41] Okay, I'm gonna go back.
[01:54:05] Not bad for a fucking loser with a control light.
[01:54:10] Low key note, if you on the...
[01:54:12] If you're going to slip, if you on the other side, you're dead.
[01:54:15] Just saying.
[01:54:18] Yeah, I'm always gonna move after I shoot a drone.
[01:54:23] Okay.
[01:54:25] Alright, alright, alright, come on, four more motherfuckers!
[01:54:28] Okay, okay, I mean this is just such a cringe operator, but like, I don't know.
[01:54:41] I don't know.
[01:54:42] I don't know.
[01:54:43] I gotta go with what I know best.
[01:54:44] Let's go.
[01:54:45] Lock in.
[01:54:46] Lock in.
[01:54:47] Lock in.
[01:54:48] Lock in.
[01:54:49] Lock in.
[01:54:50] Lock in.
[01:54:51] Lock in.
[01:54:52] Lock in.
[01:54:53] Lock in.
[01:54:54] Lock in.
[01:54:55] Lock in.
[01:54:56] I'm seeing a nice door like that's it like
[01:55:10] Bro is losing his own game. Yeah, bro. Yeah, like
[01:55:18] But this guy hit the rage rate max winning like he got you three times in one hour
[01:55:26] some advice from me give me give me give me give me the chance of me hitting a
[01:55:30] frost map is like yeah but I thought it I'll leave you in your fairytale land
[01:55:36] it I'll leave you that it's not even what it's for anyway for what is it for
[01:55:42] what it's for tell me oh man tell me what the problem it's for information I
[01:55:48] don't know about the map to nowhere to navigate myself if I know what the
[01:55:52] trucks are at them okay break them then I know what's up
[01:56:22] I'm curious as to why you picked up the crossing there.
[01:56:35] And I should have put it down there.
[01:56:41] It's time to be unbeatable.
[01:56:44] Hold on.
[01:56:47] Alright, I just heard your Johnson.
[01:57:41] got a fuse axe well that's absolute rubbish
[01:58:02] bro bro bro how do they find a way to
[01:58:07] make this game is so abysmal to play
[01:58:09] like this stupid ass like bullshit auto stuns genuinely though so X like who's
[01:58:16] sat down and came up with this stupid shit so X um do you want me to tell you
[01:58:22] how to like never lose that out again
[01:58:26] um well I should populate the space and push like very much kind of but the
[01:58:31] reason why it's so easy to do that to you is because you're just trapping
[01:58:34] yourself in a room like if you just make a rotation with a shotgun like it's way
[01:58:38] harder like to do that but you're like trapped in a room so I can just walk in and shoot
[01:58:42] no matter what.
[01:58:43] It's mainly for like flank watch is what no matter what it is for, yeah they have me.
[01:58:51] But if you trap yourself in a room I can just shoot them on the door you have to run into
[01:58:55] it.
[01:58:56] Well you're also doing the thing where you're playing with a RC car for three hours and
[01:59:01] it's like, well brother, yeah I'm a big driver, I like driving a lot bro, it's my thing.
[01:59:06] Yeah, but what am I gonna do though like
[01:59:11] Once you found the location in GGs first thing you got to do is make a rotation
[01:59:16] First thing you got to learn
[01:59:18] Should never be trapped in a room bro. Oh, it's got to make
[01:59:28] Always make a rotate
[01:59:36] I'm gonna put a bunch of fucking hairpins on the ground and have to fucking go to every
[01:59:44] door and fucking shoot something that you can't see unless you have like special eyes
[01:59:49] or whatever the fuck them fucking dumb ass mechanic.
[01:59:57] Holy based.
[01:59:59] Are you in spawn trolling right now?
[02:00:05] Like I'm actually curious, cause I haven't heard you on any of the cams.
[02:00:09] I think you're in spawn trolling.
[02:00:23] What? What do you want from me?
[02:00:25] Are you not gonna use shit bout?
[02:00:29] Nice fucking metal doors, then what is this rust
[02:00:50] Dude
[02:00:52] Come on, I can't believe you peaked that. Another 50-50. Could have been either side.
[02:01:04] Well, it's like, it's not really a 50-50, bro. Like, it's, like, I mean, it is kind of,
[02:01:13] I mean, you are right. Your best chance of killing me is going to be a gunfight. It's
[02:01:17] more of like an intel peak to see if you like dropped off or if you're still on the thing,
[02:01:21] I was gonna verify you there. Well, I was at 50 50 whether you went left or right on that on that on that peak
[02:01:27] One thing that I'm taking. It's like I'm playing regularly. Like I'm taking a bigity. You're just like full committing to one thing
[02:01:33] I don't you mean I
[02:01:38] Mean you're not playing like that bad you're you're not playing that bad, bro
[02:01:43] Yeah, I think that's why my best chance of that. That was good entry. I
[02:01:46] I I actually don't think you could have entered in a better spot because I was watching every other spawn besides yeah
[02:01:52] So I didn't want to talk because you had no idea like I guess I was on the opposite side
[02:01:57] I need to win this. Wait, so chat after this doesn't go to a neutral game like how does it work or would it go to X's game?
[02:02:12] I got to actually see what's that you are
[02:02:14] So that's that it are you want to look interesting
[02:02:27] I don't know where you can even enter from it like this that is so weird
[02:02:34] There are some shit maps in this game
[02:02:44] The guy was like level 70. You've actually played a little bit. How many hours did you have like 50 or something or 40?
[02:02:53] Something like that
[02:03:14] you have located a bomb
[02:03:44] Oh, lot of blood, lot of blood, lot of blood.
[02:03:50] You got me, love.
[02:03:52] Man, it's a 1v6, it's a 1v1 game.
[02:03:56] Yeah.
[02:03:58] What's your HP, though?
[02:04:02] 67?
[02:04:04] Actually, 67.
[02:04:06] Got him.
[02:04:09] Well I didn't text but yeah.
[02:04:14] Wait am I like, shit in this room?
[02:04:32] I think I'm drunk but like...
[02:04:34] I'm at the guitar booth where they sing the songs.
[02:04:40] Where the fuck did you go?
[02:04:45] I did A's of spades.
[02:04:47] You know that song?
[02:04:49] I guess he did.
[02:05:00] I didn't mean to do this game.
[02:05:02] I mean it's a bad game, I said it, it's a bad game.
[02:05:10] Dude I think it's like the fourth most watched Esport
[02:05:15] last year bro, it's not that bad bro.
[02:05:18] I mean the game is watchable, like it's digestible,
[02:05:23] doesn't mean the game is good.
[02:05:26] Yeah I think it was like fourth bro,
[02:05:27] it was like behind CS and Battle Red and League.
[02:05:30] All right, let me go let me go let me go let me go one more round bro one more round. Let's close it out
[02:05:36] Let's just chill. It's not overthink. It's not overthink
[02:05:40] Just close it out
[02:05:44] Close it out, you know what let's go good old trust worthy all reliable all fucking reliable
[02:05:52] So X are you gonna pick a neutral game or your game next bro because I just need one
[02:06:02] more.
[02:06:03] I just need one more.
[02:06:04] But you didn't pick one more.
[02:06:05] You didn't pick one more.
[02:06:06] I see one more round.
[02:06:07] There's one more round.
[02:06:08] Oh!
[02:06:09] Oh man, I mean, that would have been way for you if it was your pick.
[02:06:15] Well, this was my pick.
[02:06:19] So it would be neutral or would it be your pick?
[02:06:21] It would be your pick?
[02:06:23] It would have to be my pick.
[02:06:25] It swings around and then it goes neutral.
[02:06:27] 10 seconds.
[02:06:29] Surely?
[02:06:31] Down to 5 seconds.
[02:06:37] Increase surveillance on bombs.
[02:06:39] On four halfs in the future.
[02:06:41] Yeah, his pick, his pick, his pick.
[02:06:47] Oh
[02:06:54] Now watch this
[02:07:03] I think I hear you
[02:07:17] of
[02:07:57] What do you got, Ralph?
[02:08:00] Don't I tell you?
[02:08:21] Where are you at, dude?
[02:08:27] I
[02:08:39] Land I had you had you lame lame actually happy. I was actually cooked
[02:08:52] If I go gun now, I can't chase the leg
[02:08:57] Let's fucking go. Let's go. Okay. One to one. That was lucky. Lucky. I would. Yo, I give
[02:09:09] I go. I don't give a fuck. I give myself one point. If you get into position on offense
[02:09:14] to get a flash, that's good. That's good. Good shit, bro. Good shit. All right. One
[02:09:20] to one, one to one, one to one. That's, that's a kill. That's a kill. All right. So now X,
[02:09:26] It is one of your games, bro.
[02:09:27] Chests, Rocket League or CS?
[02:09:30] What are you thinking about?
[02:09:32] Pick a poison.
[02:09:33] What would you like to play the most?
[02:09:35] I wouldn't mind a little chess,
[02:09:37] a little chess best of three.
[02:09:38] I wouldn't mind it.
[02:09:41] A B.O.3, do you remember that?
[02:09:43] Like when you play chess, first one of the two games?
[02:09:45] Yeah, but how are we gonna do B.O.1 battleship,
[02:09:48] a B.O.3 chess, what the fudge is that?
[02:09:50] I'm gonna just do B.O.1 chess then.
[02:09:51] B.O.1, B.O.1, B.O.1.
[02:09:53] How do I tell him?
[02:09:54] I don't B.O.3, I don't give a fuck.
[02:09:56] Does it do the other than?
[02:09:57] Not so you kind of like rapid. I like be a one. No, let's do be a one but ten minutes
[02:10:02] So it's like 20 minute game. You know what I mean?
[02:10:06] There's no what a spam in quick games. Just do one long game
[02:10:10] Where we actually think correct?
[02:10:15] All right, how do I add you can you text me your shit so high-fives could add you on your ex Q cow one
[02:10:21] Okay, I can do a
[02:10:23] mm-hmm
[02:10:26] I
[02:10:30] Bro X I got into chess like a week ago, bro, and I've been watching chess videos on YouTube
[02:10:35] Bro, I saw this one where she played
[02:10:38] moist critical
[02:10:40] And he like checkmated you in like six moves bro. Yeah, well, I mean it's a new it's a new abstract
[02:10:46] It'll be worth that because I hadn't done anything other reasons and things scotch open
[02:10:51] Fuck this shit
[02:10:53] Okay, it's in the strat that only worked on a Sunday
[02:10:58] All right, I'm gonna invite you right now. I'm gonna go pee your 930 low shy sir
[02:11:03] I'm gonna be able to be able to be our chat one game ten minutes
[02:11:08] No, I don't know why I don't send it don't send it. Well, no, why not?
[02:11:23] Yeah, you guys can see, I mean, how do I fix it then?
[02:11:49] So how do I fix this?
[02:11:50] It's normal, what we're going to play.
[02:12:00] Right, Cam.
[02:12:19] Well, there's that.
[02:12:24] Oh, oh, see the axe, you ready, bro?
[02:12:38] Yep, it's in your Discord DM, so I click that link.
[02:12:42] Alright.
[02:12:43] Good luck to you, bro.
[02:12:47] Um, I need to resign this first you resign now you resign now
[02:12:53] I ready right one to one chat if I win chest. I'll be the greatest upset of the century
[02:12:58] I've never even played a 90 or player. Hold on
[02:13:02] Did I just get I
[02:13:04] Tell you I just got banned or something. What's on on on chest. You got banned
[02:13:11] Wait
[02:13:13] Chad let me go to life. Yes. I won this round. So where do I go to see if I said the challenge?
[02:13:18] I would like where do I go? Just click the other link the link the link the one you got to make it look
[02:13:24] What I say is is it you can only accept the one this time that one one time?
[02:13:29] So and I'm supposed to be in there. I got you. Well, hold on. Let me send it out. Oh, I don't get it
[02:13:34] I
[02:13:38] X I'm gonna send you a new link. Okay. Yes, so I it's like bugged it. We're gonna send you a challenge. I join this
[02:13:45] You see that? Yep, click that
[02:13:50] All right, bro, good luck to you man. Good luck. Good luck. I'm gonna make Levy proud chat. I
[02:13:56] Never played a 900ilo player like ever
[02:13:59] It's not good. You love him
[02:14:01] But I think I think I think I could win if you'd like really
[02:14:06] You're opening Roy Lopez
[02:14:09] What is my opening spot?
[02:14:12] Roy Lopez
[02:14:14] Roy Lopez
[02:14:17] Yeah, if you if you went to Bishop b5 there would have been more love is it's a like I think one of the highest win rates
[02:14:24] Opener in the game. Well, you actually like know your shank, bro
[02:14:28] Well, not really. I suck at this game
[02:14:31] This game is about exposure and repetition.
[02:14:37] You want to expose it to the last scenarios and you want to do it a lot.
[02:14:41] And when you play for a little bit and you stop every few months, you're not progressing.
[02:14:47] Check by the way.
[02:14:48] That's check by the way.
[02:14:49] You know what I mean?
[02:14:50] Yes, I know what check means, bro.
[02:14:52] Yes.
[02:14:53] I got you.
[02:14:54] Please don't do the scholars mate is it is it is it look at that up. Yeah, I can't discuss
[02:15:08] make my queen and bitch about even develop. Oh, you know that is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:15:13] That's a checkmate in six.
[02:15:16] Only do this one at the end though.
[02:15:20] Shit.
[02:15:23] Bang.
[02:15:27] Bang. Bang. Bang.
[02:15:31] Bang. Bang.
[02:15:34] Um.
[02:15:38] Take, take, take. Lock it in, Jack. Come on. I don't like that very much. I think I have to take here.
[02:15:48] Take. Yep. Okay. Take. Take, take, take, take, take. Classic. Take. Ooh. Vicious. Take. Now watch this.
[02:16:08] I guess we can trade.
[02:16:13] Actually, no, I would win that.
[02:16:16] I would win that exchange.
[02:16:17] No, no, I would win that exchange.
[02:16:19] I'm going to go for it.
[02:16:27] I think you had a better play there.
[02:16:29] Of course I did.
[02:16:30] Yeah, but.
[02:16:31] No, I think if you took this pawn, I wouldn't be able to.
[02:16:35] I wouldn't be able to hold up.
[02:16:37] Well, you would be doubled up. This is would be my only advantage, which is a pretty good advantage, but I
[02:16:45] My development is a little bit hindered a little bit
[02:16:49] So you're gonna take down middle palm it's not defended
[02:16:53] Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
[02:17:00] You know what?
[02:17:13] Why not?
[02:17:14] Yeah, I would just take that one.
[02:17:19] Okay?
[02:17:20] Okay, you know what, since you've offered it so nicely,
[02:17:23] I have to take it.
[02:17:27] Bang, bang, bang.
[02:17:36] What do you do now?
[02:17:37] Because now you took the problem.
[02:17:39] You can't, well, what you were doing in the situation is,
[02:17:42] what is your name?
[02:17:43] No, that's actually incorrect.
[02:17:48] It's why this development felt better for me.
[02:17:50] So I went for it, not the other one,
[02:17:51] because I'm more comfortable.
[02:17:53] Like I have more exposure than that scenario
[02:17:55] than the one that you presented.
[02:17:57] Nemi, I feel you.
[02:18:03] Down one material, up 20 seconds, okay?
[02:18:10] Not ideal.
[02:18:11] I think I fucked up a little bit in the opening.
[02:18:13] I just hate that opening because I'm so tight.
[02:18:15] I don't know how to explain, I'm just tight.
[02:18:17] I can't move anything.
[02:18:20] Ugh, I could win this. I just need him to really wonder, like, bad.
[02:18:24] Bang it?
[02:18:39] Um, I'm just gonna retreat, so I'm gonna, I gotta make this kinda...
[02:18:43] Um...
[02:18:44] That's just the way it is.
[02:18:47] got a pretty good oh oh my god oh my god I almost just fucking toss the game just
[02:18:58] getting I know I just said that I thought I was gonna be a check but it's not
[02:19:01] ever the wrong the wrong line so I got in my head a little bit I'll just keep
[02:19:04] playing the game sorry if I do this you can't castle true yeah yo that's that was
[02:19:15] It's actually a little nudgeable.
[02:19:19] It's not terrible.
[02:19:22] Maybe it's a new thinking, but what I usually think about this is that I don't mind the castle thing without a queen.
[02:19:28] When the queens are gone, the castle for me isn't a big of a deal.
[02:19:32] Like, usually castlings to protect from like backrank bullshit.
[02:19:38] You feel me?
[02:19:40] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:19:42] You know what that is, the backrank?
[02:19:44] Uh, yes, yes, like the back line, the back line when you sneak past, it's whatever you're, um, your, your king is a squeezy, um, at the back and then you put the, the guy that blocks the whole line from that's really awkwarded.
[02:20:03] You know what's I kind of like this I hate that you have a night bro I like the nights
[02:20:24] a lot. I like tonight more than the Bishop. I'm not even kidding. Not bad. Good development
[02:20:36] for sure. Thank you.
[02:20:41] Got to watch your time. Watch your time. Watch your time. Watch your time. Watch your time.
[02:20:53] What about something like this though? What about something like this though?
[02:21:06] I just don't think trading is optimal if I'm down one.
[02:21:11] Yeah, I don't think trading is smart.
[02:21:17] This is shit because of this.
[02:21:21] Oh, I see it.
[02:21:23] You see it?
[02:21:26] Wait.
[02:21:27] What happens here?
[02:21:33] go like that probably, and it's just free, you know, you'll go like that or something.
[02:21:40] Or like, no, no, that or that.
[02:21:45] Wait, but then, what about that? Ooh, what about?
[02:21:55] This can't do anything. Oh, fuck, you moved in the one spot. Okay.
[02:22:03] All right, I do see this. What do we think of this chat? You have a cool Rook. You have a cool Rook player low key
[02:22:13] So what do you think of this? Not bad, eh? Not bad, eh?
[02:22:19] It's not too bad. That was a good play. It escaped through, and I get a pawn. But you missed something kind of cool though.
[02:22:25] Really? You missed. You missed this.
[02:22:29] Oh, well played.
[02:22:33] well fucking played okay so my best answer would just be this yo not bad
[02:22:45] and what the heck thank you sir and now this maybe yeah bro this is a good
[02:22:57] fucking play here. I think I have a good end game plan. If I can get... yeah, okay, let's do this.
[02:23:09] He could take my pawn next to my rook, but it doesn't really matter,
[02:23:17] because if he does that, I can just go here. Yeah.
[02:23:23] This is actually a close game.
[02:23:28] Okay, we're tied in material and I'm up a minute.
[02:23:33] This is fucking winnable, boys. I'm not even kidding. I wouldn't just say that.
[02:23:37] Okay, I have my rook. My corner rook safe.
[02:23:42] This is interesting.
[02:23:47] This is interesting.
[02:23:49] I mean, I'm in a bit of a pickle low key.
[02:23:53] You might have better development for mid game.
[02:23:59] I have better leg in development, but my mid game is really bad.
[02:24:02] I'm not probably developed at all.
[02:24:04] What about that?
[02:24:06] That looks good.
[02:24:07] That looks beautiful.
[02:24:08] Okay.
[02:24:09] This could get interesting.
[02:24:12] I'm down one.
[02:24:17] This is, I mean, this looks good.
[02:24:21] And then maybe even like throw that in
[02:24:23] or no, that doesn't really do anything.
[02:24:25] This is good because this,
[02:24:30] I fucking love this.
[02:24:32] I wanna get this other rook involved too.
[02:24:35] But I don't know, my rook's never gonna be involved.
[02:24:37] His rook's not involved, so I guess it doesn't really matter.
[02:24:40] This just looks so beautiful. I don't know. What even happens? I'm trying to map out of my head what happens.
[02:24:50] If I go here, he would go probably like here. Oh, really smart. Okay.
[02:25:02] So interesting. Really good play by you.
[02:25:08] There you go.
[02:25:10] So that was actually like the best night I've ever seen.
[02:25:15] Wow, because it attacks the pawn, it defends the other pawn.
[02:25:19] Yeah, it's double attack for sure.
[02:25:21] So it's a two-pronged attack defender.
[02:25:26] Let him have the F pawn.
[02:25:29] The F-bond, gasp. Oh. How does he react to that? Fuck that pond. We're just going right at the
[02:25:39] Yeah, it's up.
[02:25:41] Cause, keep me out.
[02:25:43] Boom.
[02:25:45] Boom.
[02:25:47] Mmm.
[02:25:49] Boom. Boom. Boom.
[02:25:51] Boom.
[02:25:53] Boom.
[02:25:55] Boom.
[02:25:57] I don't know what I'm doing here.
[02:25:59] Bro, but can I get this?
[02:26:01] Boom. Boom.
[02:26:03] Boom.
[02:26:05] Yo, this looks like a fucking good attack!
[02:26:07] attack holy shit this doesn't look bad bro this has to be my next move this to
[02:26:18] this has been my next move I think if I got through exactly what Levy would tell
[02:26:22] me to do well maybe not though but if he does that no
[02:26:31] Bro cooks your test is so far dude. I just it's so fun
[02:26:37] It's only a little I'm up two minutes, bro
[02:26:41] Okay, what is the point of that? It looks like it's smart. Oh, this is I see what you're doing. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You're protecting that
[02:26:51] But don't I just win that it material exchange
[02:26:53] this here seems like the best play because it changes nothing but then it
[02:27:01] threatens that it changes nothing then this is now threatened this looks like
[02:27:10] such a good play I just got to keep the time chewing bro I'll just win off time
[02:27:23] Bro, this looks beautiful.
[02:27:29] That's protecting that.
[02:27:30] It looks decent, but that's also...
[02:27:35] You're in a pickle, pal.
[02:27:36] You're in a pickle.
[02:27:37] I'm dead right now.
[02:27:38] Wait, I'm not even kidding.
[02:27:39] You over exposed.
[02:27:41] If I take...
[02:27:42] Yeah, you over exposed.
[02:27:43] You over exposed.
[02:27:44] All right, besides...
[02:27:45] You overplayed your hand.
[02:27:46] You should have developed your hand.
[02:27:47] Yes. You overplayed your hand.
[02:27:53] You should have developed while you had a good positioning.
[02:27:56] Whoa, what did you just do?
[02:28:03] I'm not just going for it, low key.
[02:28:06] If you're going to give me some shit, I'm not going to let you go for it.
[02:28:12] I'm not throwing just because I want to make it spicy.
[02:28:14] I have a cool plan and it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out.
[02:28:16] manage much. I call this one the yo yo. So it's a, ooh. But what about this though?
[02:28:43] And then check and then take, which is kind of like a, like you got bone to type mementos.
[02:28:50] So, so hard.
[02:28:52] Oh my God.
[02:28:54] No.
[02:28:55] There's no way you can check me though in this position.
[02:28:57] I refuse to believe that.
[02:28:59] Bro, I was actually playing so good that game.
[02:29:03] I mean, if I lose my bishop, you lose your knight.
[02:29:07] Okay.
[02:29:08] I had been a player there, but I can't actually send it.
[02:29:10] I just don't think I think I still win this just off time. I might be like delusional. I
[02:29:16] Mean, I'm down what one Bishop and one pawn. I
[02:29:22] Think I just you go do good. Yeah, you good on paper. I feel good about this
[02:29:32] Okay
[02:29:40] I think I just win.
[02:29:50] Yeah, I mean, who knows.
[02:29:53] Because I could just kind of go here.
[02:29:58] Yeah.
[02:30:00] He's going to try to do this.
[02:30:02] Let's just go here.
[02:30:07] You know what's cool though.
[02:30:09] You're chewing up time like a maniac like a buffet like you just can't like you just can't stop. You know I mean
[02:30:16] So I did that earlier. I'm not hungry anymore. They got my plan all made out. I mean
[02:30:21] Well, my plan's finished
[02:30:25] And what exactly is that what is that plan the plan is yeah, you have to hold my line and you can't do shit
[02:30:33] Okay, this is blocked. You have to convert your whole conversion thing is out the window
[02:30:43] now.
[02:30:44] Right, I think I went off time, guys. I'm up a minute. He's not in a check meeting position.
[02:30:53] He's not in a check meeting position.
[02:31:05] Send it.
[02:31:09] Do it.
[02:31:11] Okay.
[02:31:13] I don't really care about that.
[02:31:15] Okay, I mean, you're going to care in a few minutes though, or a few seconds.
[02:31:44] So, if that happens, then this happens.
[02:31:55] You're chewing your time, tick-tock.
[02:31:57] Uh huh.
[02:32:04] Uh huh.
[02:32:11] Uh huh.
[02:32:17] Uh huh.
[02:32:22] Oh
[02:32:36] Shit, you just wonder I did wonder kind of
[02:32:41] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
[02:32:45] Hold up hold the front fucking door. Oh my god
[02:32:52] But I have to think here, oh, I can put you in check, yeah, that's not too bad.
[02:33:03] I just don't know what I'm supposed to do now.
[02:33:33] But I
[02:33:37] Do that bad chat for
[02:33:40] The night again, I'm gonna do some pretty double play I started a week ago, bro
[02:33:45] I started a week ago now. It's good. Yeah, I my blunders because of time. I low key like I
[02:33:52] Was on time because of myself, but of course, but I asked you to one. We'll play well played
[02:33:58] All right now for my next game. I am going to select
[02:34:03] FIFA, but I will use the worst team in FIFA and you will use the best.
[02:34:09] Hmm.
[02:34:10] Come on.
[02:34:11] And I'll give you a goldie and I'll give you a goldie.
[02:34:15] Wait, Jeff, how is it that I blundered earlier?
[02:34:18] Like, oh, because of my development, right?
[02:34:20] Bro, I just do X.
[02:34:21] You know when I had everything stacked on your king there?
[02:34:23] I fucked up at the end.
[02:34:25] I lost so much material there.
[02:34:27] Remember that where you were plus one and remember when you went plus five?
[02:34:31] I fucked up.
[02:34:32] fucked up I didn't see your night to take I didn't see your night to take oh
[02:34:35] Yeah, it was a that was a fork
[02:34:38] Bro, I had so much shit pointed out that came had two rooks a bishop and another good to protect my rook
[02:34:44] Well, I bet somebody said that now we're supposed to do neutral game. Oh
[02:34:49] neutral
[02:34:51] Okay, okay, bad good looks at good looks good looks okay. I'm going to pick Geo guesser. Oh
[02:34:57] I mean, I was up in this game, like, is that really a neutral game?
[02:35:02] Like, how many hours do you have got?
[02:35:03] I have probably 10 hours, 15 hours, probably 15 hours.
[02:35:10] I'm silver, I'm silver.
[02:35:11] It's like the second-old strength of the game.
[02:35:13] Have you played GeoGaster?
[02:35:15] Um, I mean, I'm kind of dog shit.
[02:35:18] I played one turn and I did good and that's it.
[02:35:20] How much do you know about the world?
[02:35:23] Now that we're going to give our rooms.
[02:35:26] It's more about the meta-guesser.
[02:35:28] Like I'm like a D minus meta-guesser.
[02:35:34] Okay, how do I invite you, Axe?
[02:35:35] How do I invite you?
[02:35:39] Duelz?
[02:35:41] Yeah, I'm Silver.
[02:35:44] Duelz?
[02:35:46] And then, I have, I've got, I have, I've got.
[02:35:48] He's gonna send you a link at Discord.
[02:35:51] Okay.
[02:35:52] Yeah.
[02:35:53] My chat's saying I have like 30 hours.
[02:35:55] I have like 30 hours, but I think GeoGaster is pretty RNG,
[02:36:01] if you're just short, it's your combo.
[02:36:04] AX, do you want to do best of three?
[02:36:05] Cause these games fly by by the way.
[02:36:07] So if you come up with, um, best of what?
[02:36:10] Best of three, cause these games kind of fly by.
[02:36:12] Sure, sure.
[02:36:15] Bride and her levy is going to review that game chat.
[02:36:17] Oh, that was so, oh my God, I was winning.
[02:36:21] I wasn't winning, but I was in a good spot.
[02:36:23] I wasn't a good spot.
[02:36:24] winning, but I was in a solid spot.
[02:36:28] Uh, I said to you, I said, how do you remove notifications?
[02:36:32] I'm getting some of them like that masses.
[02:36:35] Ooh, hide mine.
[02:36:36] How does he do that?
[02:36:36] It should be in your settings, cog wheel and then notification.
[02:36:44] Bro, town I sold.
[02:36:45] I know.
[02:36:46] Yeah.
[02:36:46] Y'all see how it was cooking though.
[02:36:48] Y'all sounds kind of cooking.
[02:36:50] They should brook.
[02:36:51] Bro.
[02:36:52] Oh, go to account X go to account.
[02:36:54] Profile settings notifications, okay account profile settings notifications
[02:37:01] I need to win this because if not it's three to one chat I gotta keep this close at least
[02:37:05] I need to win this there's no no excuse account profile yes yes yes account account
[02:37:12] profile preferences notifications and then boom mute notification previews and sounds checkmark that
[02:37:19] Baby, I love you.
[02:37:26] Profile, it's not there, like what?
[02:37:31] Okay, I'm on profile, I'm on profile, boom.
[02:37:34] Then I go where?
[02:37:35] Like preference, preferences, notifications.
[02:37:37] And then, where is it though?
[02:37:39] I don't even see it.
[02:37:41] Oh, go to account.
[02:37:43] Sorry, don't go to profile.
[02:37:44] I'm sorry, go to account.
[02:37:45] Go to account.
[02:37:46] Go to your name top, right?
[02:37:47] to account my bad acts and then preferences notifications in there in there in there in
[02:37:53] there in there in there. I count good. Yes. Um, okay. Okay. Good luck, bro. Good luck.
[02:37:58] And new notifications, new notifications. And then I do, I do remove them.
[02:38:04] Just click the check mark, click the check mark.
[02:38:07] I have to know that. Yeah.
[02:38:09] I
[02:38:13] Think you separate it X you don't know. No, I didn't I'm not yet. No, but you did the thing right? I don't leak the code
[02:38:19] I don't leak the code
[02:38:22] Oh my god
[02:38:24] All right, it's it's X. Good luck, bro
[02:38:31] Take your time, are you verified in this how'd you do that?
[02:38:35] Have a fuck. Oh, they I think they watch my stream
[02:38:37] what you can verify this nice if I can this okay this could go either way bro
[02:38:45] best of three all right you ready I'm gonna start I'm gonna do I'm not gonna
[02:38:50] I could I could perform I get it looking uh is it what actually ready ready
[02:38:54] I'm gonna start it yeah okay come on best of three okay that's a three in the
[02:38:59] I am the sun is at the south so I'm up north I'm guessing I'm gonna be oh
[02:39:12] actually be talking about
[02:39:15] I
[02:39:29] Just guess Manchester it was Liverpool it was Liverpool shut those acts you know what the fuck
[02:39:36] I've never got Liverpool in Geo gas sir never well I just click Manchester USA question mark
[02:39:45] Uh.
[02:39:52] Oh, it could be.
[02:39:56] Dennis could be.
[02:40:00] I'm gonna wait.
[02:40:05] This could be Germany.
[02:40:06] I didn't see that.
[02:40:07] Okay.
[02:40:08] I'm gonna run.
[02:40:09] All right.
[02:40:10] All right.
[02:40:11] All right.
[02:40:12] All right.
[02:40:13] All right.
[02:40:14] now language is weird it's fair balance
[02:40:22] um okay okay okay oh no oh no I don't know I don't know
[02:40:35] That's uh Ecuador for sure actually it's just Mexico but I see we both said
[02:40:50] Brazil but you know what yeah that was a lot of points yeah there's one one
[02:40:59] What's up on Atex?
[02:41:13] Um, how?
[02:41:25] Do it.
[02:41:26] What? Oh wow, wait what?
[02:41:28] What?
[02:41:29] What?
[02:41:30] One mile?
[02:41:31] What?
[02:41:32] Do you realize the answer to that?
[02:41:33] Do you realize the answer to that?
[02:41:34] Brother, I went with what I got.
[02:41:37] Brother, we guess one mile within each other.
[02:41:39] I've never even seen that.
[02:41:40] Wait a minute.
[02:41:41] That mile?
[02:41:42] Yes, X.
[02:41:43] One mile!
[02:41:44] Like, I'm not kidding.
[02:41:45] That's like one in a million.
[02:41:46] That's like one in a million X.
[02:41:47] I'm not kidding.
[02:41:48] I've never seen that.
[02:41:49] Chad, did you like-
[02:41:50] What?
[02:41:51] Wait.
[02:41:52] One mile X.
[02:41:53] We guess one mile apart.
[02:41:54] Gatsby.
[02:41:55] Yes.
[02:41:56] One mile.
[02:41:57] seen that in my life that is one of the craziest things I've ever had. I just clicked on the
[02:42:00] on the capitol whatever yeah I just clicked on the capitol yeah me too but we clicked like right next to each other
[02:42:10] USA
[02:42:14] yeah yeah yeah wait I know where this is yeah I know exactly what this is I hope you watched a certain
[02:42:21] TV show, brother.
[02:42:27] Dad, I think I know where this is.
[02:42:32] I hope you watched a certain TV show.
[02:42:38] No.
[02:42:41] Brother, Ricky, bad.
[02:42:44] What? Oh, I was actually really close being nothing.
[02:42:48] Oh, how is that San Diego?
[02:42:50] I thought it was Albuquerque. One more.
[02:42:52] I thought it was L.A. like near the other, near the hills.
[02:42:55] Bro, I've never seen a cactus in California, though. I've never seen that.
[02:42:59] There's cactus in California?
[02:43:20] This is very pretty where the stairs are actually, I don't know though.
[02:43:28] This could be Canada, bro.
[02:43:31] You're from Canada, right?
[02:43:32] Yeah.
[02:43:33] Yeah, that's more of a Yukon.
[02:43:38] Yukon, probably Yukon.
[02:43:41] Like whatever there's lots now, Yukon for sure.
[02:43:44] Maybe Kansas.
[02:43:45] It looks like Kansas.
[02:43:46] Shut up.
[02:43:47] Wait a minute.
[02:43:48] No, it's not.
[02:43:49] It's just no way.
[02:43:50] It's just no way.
[02:43:50] WHAAAAAT?!
[02:43:52] BANG!
[02:43:54] BANG!
[02:43:54] Alright, best of three. You got the first one.
[02:43:57] Bro, I'm getting fucking shit on.
[02:44:00] Alright, best of three, best of three, best of three.
[02:44:03] Come on.
[02:44:04] Fuck him, bro.
[02:44:05] We're gonna do that move, 11.
[02:44:06] I have to win this, bro.
[02:44:07] I have to win, GioGasser. I'm gonna be fucked.
[02:44:09] We're just saying, do not move. What do you mean by that?
[02:44:15] Oh, it's a mode. People want no move, apparently.
[02:44:18] But, I mean, that's kind of lame, because we're not good enough for that.
[02:44:21] Yeah, I think that just turns into guessing and RNG.
[02:44:23] Do you understand what I mean?
[02:44:24] Yeah, we're not good enough. We're not good enough for a college clue, so...
[02:44:26] Yeah, I agree.
[02:44:38] Oh, we're joining a game?
[02:44:41] You're in a game, right? You're in a game?
[02:44:42] Yeah, I'm in a hell yeah.
[02:44:48] I hope I'm right, bro.
[02:44:51] I hope I'm right.
[02:44:52] Going to Spain is risky, bro.
[02:44:57] How'd you know?
[02:44:58] How'd you know?
[02:44:59] How'd you know?
[02:45:00] I didn't.
[02:45:01] It was Portugal.
[02:45:03] But I had one second when I joined, you already clicked.
[02:45:07] So I just went with the...
[02:45:11] It said something odd.
[02:45:12] Something odd.
[02:45:13] And it looked like Europe.
[02:45:15] So when it's Spanish in Europe, oh.
[02:45:19] I don't know if it's that.
[02:45:28] Wow, not bad.
[02:45:30] We're both close.
[02:45:32] Oh my god.
[02:45:36] I don't know if it's because of the turkey yet.
[02:45:39] Oh, not lucky, not lucky, not lucky.
[02:45:45] Oh, I know what the houses look like, like this. I don't know exactly what this is.
[02:45:59] Really?
[02:46:07] That's not Hawaii, right?
[02:46:12] Greece.
[02:46:13] I wow yes Puerto Rico, but it's Mary Jean
[02:46:20] I just took a bad path. I'll throw up a dick. I had no clues in the row
[02:46:25] I'm pretty sure Mary Jean was where Pablo Escobar was that's like the most
[02:46:30] Coke ever transferred in the middle in like a single city ever
[02:46:33] See this is just RMG, oh yes, just RMG, just RMG, yes RMG, I thought it was gonna be classic
[02:46:50] Umsk, but no, Umsk is really actually gonna risk it in, Umsk, Umsk, oh, oh, oh, this is
[02:46:57] very distinguishable, if you know the meta, but I don't know the meta on this one.
[02:47:02] Don't these houses kind of remind you of like
[02:47:09] And it's done bring it home bring it home daddy bring it home Saudi Arabia
[02:47:18] I mean Turkey, Georgia
[02:47:21] It's more this month. I might know this is Canada and
[02:47:24] And...
[02:47:29] Oh, come on.
[02:47:31] Wait, where was that?
[02:47:32] Where was that?
[02:47:33] It was France, North France, and it was, yeah.
[02:47:43] All I can say is I've never gotten this country
[02:47:46] in GeoGuessr, I don't think.
[02:47:50] Yeah, I don't think I've ever gotten this country
[02:47:52] in GeoGuessr.
[02:47:54] Wait is this, nah this is not US.
[02:47:59] I mean there's a chance.
[02:48:01] Is this US?
[02:48:05] Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
[02:48:08] I, I think this is US.
[02:48:15] Looks like EU has this to me.
[02:48:20] Boom! It's got to be right?
[02:48:21] and bang bang bang
[02:48:28] bro i'm getting f***ing fisted oh my god it was the um the giveaway was the um the mailbox is
[02:48:36] mail box and bro this guy gets france then canada right after like what type of sh** is that
[02:48:40] this guy gets france then canada like f*** off my french roots yes bro all right all right all
[02:48:47] All right, what's next three to one? Okay, you're I'm actually getting my ass cake. Okay, so now it's one of my games
[02:48:53] All right FIFA just kidding. Let's get a point. Oh
[02:48:57] Yes, I'm going with FIFA and I'm gonna use the worst team in the game
[02:49:05] I'm gonna invite you bro. I'm getting fucking destroyed bro. I have an idea what to do
[02:49:10] I'm gonna go to you. I'm gonna go to you. I'm gonna go be
[02:49:12] 3 to 1.
[02:49:14] It's first to five.
[02:49:21] That's hard.
[02:49:23] That's hard.
[02:49:36] This guy says that.
[02:49:37] Oh, they looked him.
[02:49:38] He says, um...
[02:49:42] Yo, yo, yo, the slander.
[02:49:43] What's up?
[02:49:45] This guy says that.
[02:49:46] I was picking a champ.
[02:49:47] Brother, brother.
[02:49:48] You know that the camera was filming the screen the whole time, right?
[02:49:50] You see right here?
[02:49:53] They were spilling the screen the whole time.
[02:49:57] You can literally zoom in on it in the bar and see it.
[02:49:59] And it was on the screen.
[02:50:13] Like, what else am I doing?
[02:50:15] Well, my phone was behind me.
[02:50:16] My dad put it here, which is a risk, actually.
[02:50:18] It's NBA, that was very risky actually,
[02:50:28] because it could have been in front of the screen.
[02:50:30] It's in front of the camera.
[02:50:36] So this is the loading, right?
[02:50:38] No, I think the settings of the game were a little bit easier.
[02:50:52] It's why I was in the country right most of the time.
[02:50:54] It's not a little bit of luck, but also it wasn't hard either.
[02:50:59] It wasn't like the tournament, actually it was way too hard.
[02:51:04] X, you on?
[02:51:05] I'm on right now, yeah.
[02:51:07] I don't see let me about you
[02:51:09] Did you get that did you get that?
[02:51:11] Yep. All right, bro. Good luck, man
[02:51:14] Chat what is the worst team in the game? What is the worst team in the game?
[02:51:18] We're gonna force me to do something. What is that?
[02:51:26] Check what is the worst team in the game?
[02:51:32] Let me find it is that good yet
[02:51:37] Is there any team which is 40-40-40?
[02:51:40] Ooh.
[02:51:43] Half star.
[02:51:45] Oh my, 99 pack?
[02:51:47] Somebody said USA national team.
[02:51:50] Let me see.
[02:51:53] Wait, is USA even in the game?
[02:51:59] Um, or yes, do you want to do national teams?
[02:52:03] Let's talk a bit about that.
[02:52:05] Yeah, yeah, yeah, like you use like France or something. Sure. All right, how much of a goal lead do you want like three?
[02:52:16] Um, what does that mean? I'll just put in three goals in my net and you'll be up 3-0.
[02:52:22] No, I just do it like we're doing it over there. What do you mean by that?
[02:52:26] It'll be the format of a real game. Okay, so you want it to be 0-0?
[02:52:30] zero. Yeah, I'll just use the lowest rated team in the game and then play you zero zero.
[02:52:35] Okay, back the lowest. I believe this is the worst team in the game right here, right here
[02:52:40] in the Carrera, a lot of bastards. Chad Carrera blasters is the most of the game. Yeah. Yeah.
[02:52:47] Yeah. All right. This is the lowest team in the game. You can use whoever you want. Like
[02:52:52] Don't use Borsa like Madrid is OP France is OP.
[02:52:57] Let's buy you know the reality of Madrid.
[02:53:00] All right, bro. Good luck.
[02:53:03] India football.
[02:53:05] Now you guys are going to witness that what it is.
[02:53:09] All right. You want to go here, right?
[02:53:10] You are magic.
[02:53:14] Bro, knock the fucking axe.
[02:53:15] We asked you brought up this like a personal question,
[02:53:18] but do you live in Canada or US?
[02:53:20] Both.
[02:53:21] I wrote it okay, but majority the time Canada majority than Florida
[02:53:29] Really, okay, okay, how long you live in Florida for?
[02:53:33] This came back in like a half a year break
[02:53:40] But when was like the first time you ever took to Florida was a couple years ago, yeah, you like you like
[02:53:51] The turn expert analyst Stuart Robinson and we'd be at the back probably nice to read
[02:54:05] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I'm so fucking rubbish. Yeah, that's a great intervention there. Oh
[02:54:13] This is how the host line up well in this shape there to hold in midfield players and be key today
[02:54:18] If they can get on the floor and dictate the play, protect the two sender backs, it will then allow the attacking players to show their creative quality.
[02:54:26] Bro, what is up with these numbers, like these kits, number 54 as an attacker?
[02:54:31] What is going on, bro?
[02:54:38] I'm going to carve out the angle.
[02:54:40] This is the real Madrid starting line.
[02:54:42] Yeah, I think this is the most committed game.
[02:54:44] Although it's no way.
[02:54:45] He's down mid-trial.
[02:54:54] Crack, crack, crack.
[02:54:55] That's where it ends.
[02:54:56] There's a very different way.
[02:54:57] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[02:54:58] No, no, no, no, no, he's slid into my fucking side.
[02:55:00] Well, what the fuck, bro?
[02:55:05] What is his mini pace, like 95 or something on this one?
[02:55:08] I did it again!
[02:55:15] I did it again!
[02:55:24] Jack calm the fuck down!
[02:55:25] Calm!
[02:55:26] I mean what does he do?
[02:55:33] What is it?
[02:55:35] What is it?
[02:55:37] Bumble.
[02:55:39] Are you getting a way better at defending than you were about back earlier?
[02:55:43] What is it?
[02:55:45] That's bugged it.
[02:55:47] It's bugged it.
[02:55:51] What?
[02:55:53] What?
[02:55:55] Well, that wasn't what the move deserved, really.
[02:55:59] What the?
[02:56:03] I run up, I run up, trainer, trainer, trainer.
[02:56:17] That's penalty.
[02:56:18] That's penalty.
[02:56:19] It's out of time, bro.
[02:56:20] No.
[02:56:21] It's out of time bro.
[02:56:24] No.
[02:56:25] You're getting to cut in now.
[02:56:30] Yes!
[02:56:31] In the um!
[02:56:32] In the um!
[02:56:33] Jack, what are you doing?
[02:56:34] My name is Crash.
[02:56:35] My name is James.
[02:56:36] I don't even know.
[02:56:37] Can you pause?
[02:56:38] Can you pause?
[02:56:39] No, we can just restart because it's tied anyways.
[02:56:40] It's tied anyways.
[02:56:41] It's tied anyways.
[02:56:42] So why do they do that?
[02:56:43] I don't know.
[02:56:44] Did he pause?
[02:56:45] Did he pause?
[02:56:46] Did he pause?
[02:56:47] No, we can just restart because it's tied anyways.
[02:56:48] It's tied anyways.
[02:56:49] It's tied anyways.
[02:56:50] So why did they do that?
[02:56:52] What?
[02:56:53] What?
[02:56:54] What did he mean?
[02:56:56] I mean, it genuinely just crashed.
[02:56:58] I don't know.
[02:56:59] You're on PC, right?
[02:57:00] I mean, it's just...
[02:57:01] Yeah, but I'll remove this.
[02:57:02] I'll just do all I can to get into this.
[02:57:03] PC, bro.
[02:57:04] Everybody plays this PC.
[02:57:05] I don't know.
[02:57:06] Yeah, but it's just a double encoding problem.
[02:57:11] Because I'm encoding the game on display and game capture.
[02:57:15] That's it now.
[02:57:16] That's all me.
[02:57:17] You're good, bro.
[02:57:18] It was tied anyway.
[02:57:19] So it really doesn't matter.
[02:57:20] It doesn't really matter.
[02:57:21] All right.
[02:57:22] Join that out.
[02:57:23] I didn't do anything.
[02:57:24] You can bolt my hands on my controller.
[02:57:31] I need to win this.
[02:57:35] PC FIFA is shit.
[02:57:36] Oh, I didn't know.
[02:57:37] I didn't know.
[02:57:38] Yeah, yeah.
[02:57:39] Yeah, yeah, you could be fun because it was tied in the ways and we were 18 minutes in it was just starting
[02:57:47] Don't go US there's not yeah, don't go US
[02:57:51] No, I'm not listening. We just did it was a bit of a shame in Spain Ben Madrid. Yeah
[02:57:58] Yeah, yeah
[02:58:00] All right, there you go. Good luck, bro
[02:58:03] Whoo, let's go. Come on, bro. I'll go get it
[02:58:06] I don't know if I can't today, I don't know if I can't today, but maybe tomorrow.
[02:58:17] I don't know if I can't today.
[02:58:22] I will text him, chat, I will text him.
[02:58:25] Come on, India!
[02:58:27] Come on!
[02:58:29] India come on
[02:58:32] Let's go
[02:58:40] No, no, let's go. What is that fucking pass?
[02:58:49] Hey, you're getting smart
[02:58:54] What's it
[02:58:59] Was it, was it, was it, was it my guy? He didn't mean...
[02:59:03] Giriadim Bapri.
[02:59:05] Sing, sing!
[02:59:08] Luda!
[02:59:13] Faruq Bapri.
[02:59:14] Alright, alright, alright, alright.
[02:59:16] Sing!
[02:59:19] Yuman!
[02:59:20] Dude, there's no way.
[02:59:25] Come on, India!
[02:59:29] Well done.
[02:59:32] Well done.
[02:59:35] Anteater! Anteater!
[02:59:38] And now your guy picked the outruns you.
[02:59:41] You're the ball.
[02:59:43] Luguna! Luguna!
[02:59:48] Like what?
[02:59:50] That's a card for sugar, sir.
[02:59:59] Oh my god.
[03:00:01] Sing! Sing! Sing! Why are you so slow?
[03:00:06] India! India!
[03:00:10] Luna! Luna! Luna Hatred.
[03:00:14] But the pens was a dog. Yeah, I mean it is it is the same stuff today
[03:00:21] But this is actually a good sports game, but this is ran by a bad
[03:00:25] So they produce on the fly just ran by a greedy ass
[03:00:32] Feets better than like Madden
[03:00:36] Medicals are actually real good even for
[03:00:38] I'm a legend, I'm just trying how it is.
[03:00:48] As we're dealing with him, I'm telling you, none of those games are real.
[03:00:57] This is going to be a fresh a free now now
[03:01:08] Like
[03:01:13] Oh my god
[03:01:19] So you took me don't get over that I had the ball. What are you saying? No, you didn't know any more
[03:01:26] What?
[03:01:28] Not all now.
[03:01:36] See? Me too.
[03:01:40] Fuck outta here.
[03:01:48] Real clear.
[03:01:56] I thought he would defend better so I was going to pass back.
[03:02:16] Can you run?
[03:02:17] Thank you.
[03:02:19] Sabrui.
[03:02:21] Nope.
[03:02:22] Nope.
[03:02:26] No, I'm just saying, X, there's gonna be a time where you're gonna slide tackle and you're not gonna hit the ball, it's gonna be a free-time.
[03:02:31] All you do is just then bait it out, then it's gonna shoot.
[03:02:35] What is happening these times that you make?
[03:02:37] I can't bait it out, my players are slow as molasses!
[03:02:43] I have to pass. What?
[03:02:51] Sing.
[03:02:52] Yes!
[03:02:53] Stop doing
[03:03:02] Nice what
[03:03:08] Bummer
[03:03:11] Stop him up
[03:03:23] Oh my god make you for this
[03:03:30] I should pass by babies with that I didn't want to go
[03:03:33] I thought me his team's 50. I mean, we're gonna have to go here, but I
[03:03:38] Guess the guy's 50 just like in four goes to a clutch motor
[03:03:42] So thanks. Come on, bro. You passed it into his chest, bro
[03:03:45] Yes! The skeepers are gone!
[03:03:53] The skeepers! The skeepers!
[03:03:58] Come on, come on, come on, come on, the skeepers are actually gone. What is his name?
[03:04:02] Yes! And we're off, and we're off.
[03:04:07] I don't think so.
[03:04:17] Okay.
[03:04:18] That makes no sense yet.
[03:04:24] No.
[03:04:25] Watch out.
[03:04:26] I tried to predict your passing.
[03:04:27] That would have been insane.
[03:04:28] Watch how to predict your passing name. That would be insane.
[03:04:33] He's at middle.
[03:04:38] Trader! Trader! Trader!
[03:04:44] Bang! That's a bang!
[03:04:46] That's what I do!
[03:04:52] That was clean!
[03:04:54] But here's the replay and it's a really inviting. Yeah, what's an answer for begging players to attack it
[03:05:00] Which makes it a better super finishing in it's a really good goal
[03:05:04] It's actually kind of a close game
[03:05:10] But like what the fuck is most to me with that section that was a fight. What is that?
[03:05:18] Thank you support here
[03:05:20] I mean, does everybody have weight side to the right?
[03:05:32] It's completely legal.
[03:05:36] It completely legal.
[03:05:38] Yo!
[03:05:39] Where you fucking stand the slide tackle, holy shit.
[03:05:45] Oh, okay. Not a bad hat. Hey, not a bad hat, man. It's actually one of them all. It actually
[03:05:56] is one of them all. Corolla Blasters, bro. All right, let's see the stats. Wow, you actually
[03:06:11] have more shots than me. What? I mean your goalie is insane. I mean, the guy, the guy
[03:06:16] just doesn't believe me. Alright, we actually might have a game here. As long as I don't
[03:06:24] completely choke, I should win. Bro, I'm telling you, look, like chat, look at the
[03:06:34] Sometimes they just stop running.
[03:06:36] They're really...
[03:06:42] Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
[03:06:52] And my choke is...
[03:07:04] No.
[03:07:09] Shoot!
[03:07:12] Shoot!
[03:07:14] You're in front of the net!
[03:07:16] Just tap it in!
[03:07:18] What the fuck?
[03:07:19] What's your attacking chance?
[03:07:24] Bro that was a tap in!
[03:07:24] I'm about right, surely?
[03:07:25] There's one deflected.
[03:07:26] Bro that was a tap in.
[03:07:27] It's a tap in.
[03:07:28] That's not what I meant.
[03:07:33] That was a tap in.
[03:07:36] That's not what I meant.
[03:07:42] That's not what I meant.
[03:07:52] Yeah, this is so shit.
[03:07:53] Like, I'm not even kidding.
[03:07:54] I'm not even fucking kidding, bro.
[03:07:55] Fuck.
[03:07:56] Fuck.
[03:07:57] Oh no. Dude, it keeps getting inputs for later that I didn't put in yet. Bar. Yes.
[03:08:09] Yeah, I mean, who's input that I didn't put in? You want me to like, give the goal a silver
[03:08:15] ladder? Like, just put it in the net! Holy fucking Christ!
[03:08:20] I see how it goes.
[03:08:27] That's a fine looking pass.
[03:08:36] Oh, buddy in the way, crucially.
[03:08:38] What a block that was.
[03:08:46] Bob. Bob.
[03:08:51] Wrong guy again because they have 10 chemistry. I'm gonna shove this shit in my ass!
[03:09:04] That's what! Keep up, keep right above you! Keeper! I love you!
[03:09:09] Pass!
[03:09:12] Number 91, what are these numbers?
[03:09:14] Wait, this guy's in chat!
[03:09:16] It was guys in the chat!
[03:09:22] Clearance!
[03:09:27] Yes.
[03:09:31] But his keeper's actually saving me.
[03:09:34] His keeper's actually saving me, bro.
[03:09:46] him, him, him, him, him!
[03:09:53] This looks interesting.
[03:10:00] And look at this!
[03:10:04] Come on, you just got it!
[03:10:09] Bro, this game is so bad!
[03:10:12] I think you're just bad at the game now options are plenty options are plenty
[03:10:25] does anybody on this team like have a shot
[03:10:32] he does he does that good game
[03:10:37] Why would the game do that? His name is LALAWAMA. Why would he say, oh, I want to pass for them to me?
[03:10:43] I'm not gonna do anything.
[03:10:45] IT IS!
[03:10:47] Chad's name is LALAWAMA.
[03:10:50] Like, you're just doing money. I said to you, I can literally joke bro, your keeper is T-Bot Portua, bro.
[03:10:56] It's like 91 overall.
[03:11:01] You're like one of the best keepers of those, alright?
[03:11:03] Yes, perfect position.
[03:11:07] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
[03:11:09] Best team is so assed!
[03:11:11] Bang!
[03:11:12] That was the last ball there.
[03:11:14] You just got a deflection goal.
[03:11:17] You're actually blessed.
[03:11:19] Look, X, look at how you scored.
[03:11:21] Deflection goal.
[03:11:25] No, it didn't.
[03:11:27] Oh, it actually passed it to you, no way.
[03:11:30] No way.
[03:11:31] But I was not trying to pass it there.
[03:11:55] Like, even the way they position themselves, it's like holding fucking shit.
[03:12:01] He's like 8 pace.
[03:12:31] Make sure this is the right tactic.
[03:12:34] Can we finish them all?
[03:12:48] Vib...
[03:12:49] What?
[03:12:52] Well, this could really help the cause.
[03:13:01] So into the final five minutes.
[03:13:13] No! No! No!
[03:13:16] If that goes in it's game. If that goes in it's game.
[03:13:21] Alright, three minutes, thirty minutes, thirty minutes.
[03:13:23] Let's get the ball one more time.
[03:13:25] Do you need to see what's junior?
[03:13:26] Do you need to see what's junior?
[03:13:27] Nope.
[03:13:28] GG man.
[03:13:29] GG GG GG
[03:13:35] What?
[03:13:43] That's Louis all about
[03:13:44] India!
[03:13:46] One more goal, why not?
[03:13:48] One more, one more, one more!
[03:13:51] One more!
[03:13:55] Stay on it, stay on it!
[03:13:57] What?
[03:14:00] Hey, bro good game my boy
[03:14:03] Chatting solo bro. Good job with the stolen but nice nice full strat. Yeah, yeah, bro. It's a GGG
[03:14:08] That's nice though. I like the way you waste your time there. Sweet
[03:14:12] It's fundamental football brother
[03:14:16] Fundamental football
[03:14:20] Let's go!
[03:14:22] Lowest Steven in the game
[03:14:24] Okay, I'll do this piece of shit fucking video game. All right, so three to two X
[03:14:42] so that's out of my computer it is now chat what is it now x pics neutral or
[03:14:48] his what is it actually game would think that in inputs with what you want to pass the enemy right
[03:14:55] next to you only able to do that only eight of it um give me uh give me a league oh fuck okay
[03:15:05] all right three to two you've won three games i want to hit it now rocket league let's go
[03:15:11] this is a big one this could turn the tides i win this now if you want to do best of one
[03:15:16] I mean, it's a match, right?
[03:15:21] Yeah.
[03:15:22] If you count the goals, like six minutes, six and a half minutes, probably as long as
[03:15:28] you skip celebrations.
[03:15:29] Somebody's gonna make me a group though.
[03:15:31] Huh?
[03:15:32] Oh, yeah, buddy.
[03:15:33] Somebody's gonna make me a group.
[03:15:34] Chad, if I win this, this would be big upset.
[03:15:39] Don't proud make it way ex you watch it at the um you watch like Disney when you were
[03:15:51] young oh I mean French and French Disney yep oh wait ex I'm gonna make proud of that
[03:16:02] Okay, I'm going to text you on iMessage.
[03:16:05] Yep. Okay.
[03:16:06] I'm going to, let's take the name of it.
[03:16:19] Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[03:16:20] Let me hide screen. Let me hide screen. Let me hide screen. Let me hide screen. Let me hide screen.
[03:16:28] All right, all right, all right.
[03:16:35] All right.
[03:16:38] Check.
[03:16:41] What's up?
[03:16:43] Check I message, check I message. That's it.
[03:16:48] What do you mean?
[03:16:49] That is the name and pass.
[03:16:52] What I'm going to name?
[03:16:53] Yeah, for the custom.
[03:16:58] Bad exact punctuation, Joe.
[03:17:02] Alright, best of three.
[03:17:09] Ooh, I'm mostly looking at it again by my small camera. That's crazy if I like that.
[03:17:16] Okay, got it.
[03:17:18] I want to see what this prediction looks like.
[03:17:20] Damn, a lot of people bet it on me.
[03:17:22] Or bet it on X, okay.
[03:17:28] I need to win this game chat. I need to win this game to make it 3-3 if it's 4-2. I might be cooked
[03:17:35] I'm not gonna lie. All right, that's ready
[03:17:39] Yeah
[03:17:48] That's a free
[03:17:58] I'm gonna do that last two.
[03:18:02] Yep, let's get under the last two.
[03:18:09] I'm back.
[03:18:11] Fuuuuck!
[03:18:28] Wow, I imagine I go in there, and I didn't want to go to this.
[03:18:52] What do you know off the top of your head like what's it done to
[03:19:00] Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it.
[03:19:03] Here's some deodorant though.
[03:19:05] What's with the gun?
[03:19:07] What's he got? What's he got with you?
[03:19:09] Yeah, I was able to better the gun.
[03:19:52] That works.
[03:20:02] F**k!
[03:20:07] God damn!
[03:20:10] Shablau!
[03:20:13] Give me a lucky kickoff!
[03:20:19] Yes! Kind of lucky not really.
[03:20:25] Give me the foods now.
[03:20:36] Nine.
[03:20:38] It's all good, it's all good.
[03:20:40] It's better to be a shot.
[03:20:42] Leave it like this.
[03:20:43] Last round, you were India.
[03:20:45] And this round, you know,
[03:20:47] You know, by comparison to that Madrid, you're still India, you know what I mean?
[03:20:54] Yeah, I got you
[03:21:04] Well, I had to compute and I don't get
[03:21:47] it's like the bounce is so annoying look at the bounce it's supposed to just bounce back but it
[03:21:53] like does that oh yeah it didn't hit the corner hit the yeah it's a wall that's gonna be a little
[03:21:58] shit like I'm expecting it to just fly completely different like what is that
[03:22:08] it feels like it's winnable but it definitely was
[03:22:11] Yes.
[03:22:13] Come on!
[03:22:15] One more, baby! Come on!
[03:22:17] One more.
[03:22:19] Chip?
[03:22:21] Yes, yes.
[03:22:23] What a chip.
[03:22:37] Give me that shit, Axe.
[03:22:41] I got to keep my eyes on him.
[03:22:48] Keep control.
[03:22:50] No! Did it, did it!
[03:23:07] Fucking good demo.
[03:23:08] Let's fucking go guys!
[03:23:10] We're under go story!
[03:23:16] Oh my god, oh my god, one minute, one minute, one minute!
[03:23:18] Come on!
[03:23:19] Who's starting and trying to know, crazy.
[03:23:22] Dude.
[03:23:27] Yes!
[03:23:28] Yes!
[03:23:30] Oh my god!
[03:23:31] One minute, one minute, hold on to the seat.
[03:23:34] All out defense, part of us, part of us.
[03:24:08] Good game! Good game!
[03:24:20] Not even now. Good game! Good game!
[03:24:24] Actually I thought I was gonna get shit on.
[03:24:28] Oh, I thought I was gonna get shit on.
[03:24:42] What am I doing?
[03:24:43] Oh, this is just classic.
[03:24:46] Classic me, bro.
[03:24:47] Just go for a boost and give him a gold.
[03:24:50] All right, 20 seconds for this.
[03:25:28] I don't think I've ever beat a diamond in a 1v1 chat. Ever. Ever.
[03:25:33] Up as music on, chill.
[03:25:35] One more. Come on.
[03:25:38] Pay out the fucking believers.
[03:25:40] PAY THE BELIEVERS!
[03:25:42] You really can't believe us for a bit for one game out of every video three?
[03:25:45] They're gonna have their hearts broken.
[03:25:47] They did it again. No, we're doing game by game. Game by game.
[03:25:54] You hit the highest division of diamonds?
[03:25:58] one more
[03:26:06] come on one more
[03:26:13] get off, we need you right now, we need that
[03:26:28] I
[03:26:58] That's my weakness when I'm sideways, yeah that's my weakness.
[03:27:03] Whenever I'm sideways, I don't know what to do.
[03:27:06] Good shot, good shot.
[03:27:07] That's my weakness right there.
[03:27:28] Yeah, I should never be going for them to one-to-one guys, that's just bad fundamentals.
[03:27:44] Because now it's just over.
[03:27:47] We can still come back, we can still come back, for sure.
[03:27:56] My car just gets taken out of the play for 8 minutes like...
[03:27:59] Okay?
[03:28:00] That's pretty fucking lame.
[03:28:02] Alright!
[03:28:05] My car just grows wings and starts flying.
[03:28:22] We accidently left.
[03:28:24] X X
[03:28:28] Well, I'm gonna it said you left the game. No, I got it down. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. Let me know
[03:28:43] Let me know
[03:28:47] Like I said, it was red
[03:29:24] That's just dumb.
[03:29:31] Dude, that's really, really bad all night when I die.
[03:29:44] What is that foul?
[03:29:51] Sleek!
[03:29:56] No, I'm just in there.
[03:30:02] I'm just in there.
[03:30:07] I'm just in there.
[03:30:12] No, I'm just in the air too much, I gotta get out of my school.
[03:30:16] Oh my, that's such a silly...
[03:30:37] BAM!
[03:30:39] Fuck, I think this one's over there.
[03:30:42] I
[03:30:49] Know
[03:30:56] Dude a lot of a lot of mistakes a lot of mistakes I gotta say I'm affordable
[03:31:05] We're in a call you can just say it
[03:31:09] Fuck
[03:31:10] What type of psycho shit is that?
[03:31:26] Yo bro, it's 4-0 bro, like, take it to your fill.
[03:31:29] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean...
[03:31:31] Yo, yo, yo, yo!
[03:31:33] Alright, just like me.
[03:31:35] You're distracting me again.
[03:31:37] With the mental strat.
[03:31:38] It's another one of the game one, too
[03:31:44] I think game one I was just winning kickoff
[03:31:52] Not even a bad shot
[03:31:59] All right, just like let the time run out or something bro. I really just pass it to me and then let it go now
[03:32:08] oh yeah yeah yeah oh my god oh my god all right game three bro I just got
[03:32:16] fucking shit kick that's good though keep this spicy I still can't live
[03:32:24] up on the first game bro you know chat goals I over commit the other three I
[03:32:30] just played shit I just played shitty one was a bullshit kickoff there's only
[03:32:33] one goal that was bullshit the rest I just saw alright bro one more let's
[03:32:38] That's a three
[03:32:40] Watch this goes. I don't care. No good luck
[03:32:47] It all comes down to game three
[03:32:49] Yeah, sometimes God's just not on your side, bro, if I didn't delay kickoff I have to jump,
[03:33:08] yeah I have to jump, I have to jump, I have to jump, I have to jump.
[03:33:11] Damn, I actually shot out of you.
[03:33:14] Yeah, I was gonna drop.
[03:33:15] Good shot, yeah.
[03:33:16] Suck my cock
[03:33:35] No
[03:34:16] I'm not bad, holy shit, I love it.
[03:34:43] I'm gonna wait until the last second.
[03:34:51] Damn, that was legals.
[03:34:52] Lock the fucking trap, let's go, come on.
[03:34:58] Right there, well right there.
[03:35:06] I went for the same move but I missed the ball.
[03:35:08] I did the same move but I missed the ball man.
[03:35:11] Oh, I'm a little bit higher.
[03:35:21] Dude, oh, I see like a little better angle.
[03:35:33] What a shot there.
[03:35:37] Yeah, what a shot
[03:35:40] Yeah, you probably deserve to win after that. Wow Wow from there
[03:35:47] No, I could have got there so I should I could have got there now
[03:36:01] That's just
[03:36:07] Oh my god, oh my god, where's the ball? How's the ball bouncing in front of my neck?
[03:36:21] Oh, I guess that's how it is.
[03:36:27] Alright, you didn't even finish it?
[03:36:31] No, you didn't.
[03:36:32] No, no I didn't.
[03:36:36] Fuck you, alright?
[03:36:42] No, it's nothing, I'm not sure.
[03:37:01] oh well break away and I miss the fucking
[03:37:08] Oh
[03:37:18] My
[03:37:38] What is the ball go like this we need that voice what
[03:38:08] what are you doing oh my god I'm happy it was a one point where you're over
[03:38:23] thinking it right you shouldn't have even given them all animals
[03:38:38] I don't know if I hit your car and it doesn't move, this game is dead ass, dog shit, oh
[03:38:49] god!
[03:38:50] I hit his car and it doesn't move, look his car just doesn't move, alright!
[03:38:55] Like this game fucking sucked!
[03:38:57] Where's your car going?
[03:38:59] It's like made out of titanium?
[03:39:02] Fuck this shit bro, dead ass.
[03:39:05] Now it's over, now it's over, because I just can't.
[03:39:12] Ah, I'm gonna bump the rope.
[03:39:22] I guess that's your boost though, yeah I'm gonna hang myself in GTA.
[03:39:40] I guess that's your boost though, I'm like, let's see, let's see, okay.
[03:39:45] Ahahahah! That just moved!
[03:39:48] Now we're just...
[03:39:50] Dark in, then punked!
[03:39:52] BANG!
[03:40:00] Alright. Ahahahah!
[03:40:02] Let's hang it up.
[03:40:04] It's time to hang it up, dad.
[03:40:06] It's time to hang up the tires.
[03:40:10] Hang up the tires, bro.
[03:40:12] HANG UP THE TI-
[03:40:13] F**k that's open f**king game. It's all just mechanic RNG bullshit of like
[03:40:20] Oh, if I hit his car, it doesn't move. I hit the ball to the angle, it moves. Whatever, bro. Get me out of here
[03:40:26] GG, bro. You win the game.
[03:40:28] Giddy, that was good though. Just say the ball just goes wherever the f**k it wants, whatever
[03:40:33] Now, what's good about this though, overall, for the segment is that you get to choose what's going to nail in the coffin
[03:40:41] Like how do you want to die? Yeah, you know, I mean you could choose the death method
[03:40:48] All right, so we got three games left you've won four out of one three is that correct you want to
[03:40:54] Okay, once four months, too. Oh, so I need to win out. Wow. I need to win a fortnight
[03:40:59] I need to win eight ball. Okay. Let's start with a ball pool
[03:41:01] I need to win a ball pool game win a fortnight 1v1 then win a CS go 1v1 Wow
[03:41:07] Well, actually, you would have to win fortnite, then eight ball, then CS.
[03:41:17] Wait, so does it start neutral?
[03:41:19] Does it start neutral?
[03:41:20] Yeah, we're going to neutral then, but sure, in between picks.
[03:41:26] Okay.
[03:41:31] Okay, it starts neutral, starts neutral.
[03:41:33] neutral. Well, I do want to do for that. I think my friends been overall personally,
[03:41:37] but I think we do for that. Yeah, I agree. I don't I don't think. Yeah, let's do for
[03:41:42] that. I haven't been on for night. Literally, um, I don't have the game now that I didn't
[03:41:50] remember. It's been months. All right, I'm gonna go PX. Okay. Are you good to play or
[03:41:56] do you not have it downloaded? Yeah, I'm done. Okay. Yeah. Wait, what? You're downloading
[03:42:00] How long is it gonna take?
[03:42:02] Shouldn't be too long.
[03:42:04] Uh, how long?
[03:42:06] I mean...
[03:42:08] I think it only means a bit.
[03:42:10] Alright, well, I'll be back. Let me know if not we can save it to one of the other games.
[03:42:16] Barret, Barret.
[03:42:21] Yeah, you need to have the chat. Only if it...
[03:42:24] Let me, let me download it before it crashes my shit.
[03:42:30] It's too fast, it's too fast, the answer is chat in MBP and I want to report.
[03:43:00] Like 300
[03:43:08] You guys add a thousand I f I f had a thousand
[03:43:14] Last game should have been neutral
[03:43:17] Then we start off with
[03:43:24] Be ship
[03:43:27] So
[03:43:30] Bang bang bang
[03:43:38] Bang bang bang no neutral for fun
[03:43:50] All right chat for night 1v1
[03:43:54] X ready?
[03:43:55] Well, how was it up there? We can do 86, C4, GB?
[03:44:07] Well, we couldn't aim up a while waiting. Let's do it. Let's do it. Come on. Come on. Come on. Why is it 64GB though?
[03:44:13] Yo ex all you gotta do high-bice. Look what is it called high-bice? What is it called?
[03:44:19] C64 GB. Oh God
[03:44:21] Now, you'll be ready. You must have like a super computer, right? You have to. Well,
[03:44:28] I'm in Florida, so we're in America, so which means that we're not allowed to pay for a
[03:44:34] good service. You're not allowed, even with money, you're not allowed to buy a good service.
[03:44:38] So then I kept my download at half speed. Other than that, it goes exploded, like what
[03:44:44] a shit fucking oligopoly scam, like citizen fucking bond of bail, wallet scraping, piece
[03:44:54] of shit fucking loser overlords to buy a new yacht because they're fucking dying of old
[03:44:59] age, man.
[03:45:00] It's all good.
[03:45:01] It's all good.
[03:45:02] X, you're very, uh, you're very like tangent, E-Brow.
[03:45:04] You get on like tangents.
[03:45:05] But I might go.
[03:45:06] Yeah.
[03:45:07] I mean, like sometimes you're right.
[03:45:11] But what are you looking for?
[03:45:13] I have links.
[03:45:14] I was able able able able able no like that's you just like getting these tangent tangents, bro. Are you like take a chill powder?
[03:45:22] Yo says you says you
[03:45:26] No, but like a brunch is take a chill pill bro. You're winning. You know what? I
[03:45:31] Might find that you
[03:45:33] Tangents if you and with your fans your chair chat, they love you
[03:45:38] They all they want to do is talk to you
[03:45:39] They want they want to say hello and I'm with you and you leave them on read it
[03:45:43] What they want they want to know more about you bro. I read my chat all the time, bro
[03:45:47] We actually join Joe and discord discord discord
[03:45:53] Where oh this in discord and discord
[03:46:01] Okay, lock in bro lock in
[03:46:04] Okay, what am I looking at though? I don't know what this is. Let me explain on the left
[03:46:09] Is your power shot? Okay, so that's why I hold on. I cannot f11. Why not? Are you in or no?
[03:46:16] Uh, yeah, I'm in this
[03:46:23] I don't know what to do here. Oh, can I show screen? Yes. Yes
[03:46:30] Like
[03:46:33] What? Squishy with the rage? Squishy love you. I have 11. I can't hear me
[03:46:39] Can you see the game? Can you see the screen?
[03:46:45] Yeah, on the left you have your shot it says 0% at the top. Oh, oh
[03:46:55] It I lose my turn. Oh
[03:46:58] Okay, so the more you pull it down the more power it has the right is for back spin
[03:47:03] It doesn't real like doesn't really matter that much the back spin
[03:47:09] I thought I saw your face today, but I just turned my head away.
[03:47:16] All right, best of three, bro.
[03:47:17] Good luck to you, man.
[03:47:22] The score, a full ball, and I have the strike ball.
[03:47:26] Yeah, stripes, stripes.
[03:47:29] Should I backspin?
[03:47:29] Yeah, I guess I should.
[03:47:34] Oh, yeah, but backspin does that, though.
[03:47:36] I'm trying to get it.
[03:47:38] I don't know what a Bexman is.
[03:47:39] Yeah, it's kind of an ass, I don't know.
[03:47:44] Bro, I need to break these up.
[03:47:49] F**k!
[03:47:54] That's it?
[03:47:55] I sunk the eight balls, so you get the win.
[03:47:57] All right, best of three.
[03:47:58] So, you won a game of...
[03:48:00] All right, I'm never doing full power again, Chad.
[03:48:02] I'm never doing it again.
[03:48:04] Dude, we should play more of this game, man.
[03:48:05] I actually like this game.
[03:48:36] Wait, did you pocket?
[03:48:38] So I scratched.
[03:48:39] So now you can put the ball anywhere you want, anywhere you want.
[03:48:42] Remember, you're solid.
[03:48:44] Don't forget that you're solid, Zach.
[03:48:46] I'm straight.
[03:48:47] Chad, we need to win eight ball.
[03:48:50] We need to reverse sweep this.
[03:48:52] Win this game, win this game.
[03:48:53] Win a Fortnite 1v1.
[03:48:54] Win a CS 1v1.
[03:48:55] Greatest reverse sweep ever.
[03:48:56] I have no idea how Fortnite's going to go.
[03:49:00] Can I not hit the ball the other way around?
[03:49:01] How do I hit the ball the other way around?
[03:49:03] Bro, just swipe your back.
[03:49:06] your mouse bro, you're funny bro, just swipe your mouth.
[03:49:10] You're aiming the wrong way Axe, you're aiming the wrong way.
[03:49:14] But how?
[03:49:15] How do you mean by my mouth?
[03:49:17] Bro, just move your mouse like another way, you're moving the ball.
[03:49:21] Drop the ball Axe, drop the ball.
[03:49:24] Once you drop the ball, you'll be able to move the mouse.
[03:49:26] Did you drop it?
[03:49:28] Yo, CT, CT, CT, I mean, all right, all right, you're okay, all right.
[03:49:36] If I lose this, I'm a failure.
[03:49:39] That was CTE, bro.
[03:49:44] I thought I saw.
[03:49:46] Okay.
[03:49:48] There's literally no point of even like trying to make this
[03:49:51] because I'm just gonna.
[03:49:53] Chey, you don't even know either.
[03:49:54] You guys are just talking.
[03:49:56] Like you don't even know either.
[03:49:58] Chey, sir.
[03:49:59] All right.
[03:50:00] As long as it don't make the eight ball,
[03:50:01] I think it's virtually impossible for him to beat me
[03:50:04] after what I just witnessed.
[03:50:06] Like
[03:50:09] But you don't know the break you broke correctly, I don't know what's happening right now
[03:50:13] I mean the break. I mean you don't have to move the stick within the break. Do you?
[03:50:17] Yeah, yeah, but X like
[03:50:20] So first off aim don't hold anything down. Just
[03:50:24] Okay, there you go. Oh my god. You made two good shit X there
[03:50:28] That's all you gotta do now. You're cooked now because see now you're in a spot where like you're basically forced
[03:50:33] to hit a close range shot and you can't aim this at all.
[03:50:37] If you can't get him out and go home.
[03:50:39] Yes!
[03:50:40] That was huge, that was huge.
[03:50:42] Okay, all of the sawdust are grouped up.
[03:50:44] What we're gonna do, we're gonna make this,
[03:50:47] we're gonna slightly cut it.
[03:50:49] What about my ball?
[03:50:50] Anyway, my ball bugged it.
[03:50:52] Boom. Is that a bug?
[03:50:54] Boom.
[03:50:55] Oh, why is it not moving though?
[03:50:58] Is it not moving? It looks like a bug.
[03:51:01] Nothing like mini clip.
[03:51:03] clip my glorious king. Look, Chad, remember, as long as it'll make the eight ball, look,
[03:51:06] he can't win. Let's not forget that. No way. It's not impossible. After what I've watched,
[03:51:12] I'm just going to play smart, not going to go for crazy shots and just win and then win the next
[03:51:16] game and we secure it. Okay. Yeah. You're, you're, you're, you understand now. That works. That works.
[03:51:27] You're not going to do that. No fucking way. We don't need to fill our shots because it's not
[03:51:32] real life. Yeah, but no, no, no, no, Chas, you did not mean to fucking do that.
[03:51:38] Okay.
[03:51:41] Um, I'm gonna lose. Am I gonna lose? No, no, no, you have two grouped up. See, X, those scenarios
[03:51:49] is like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Yeah, but I give you a tough shot on the block though.
[03:51:53] So you're showing? Yeah. You're not showing. Here's the thing. Now my only hope of winning
[03:51:58] is to like hit this so hard for me that it somehow hits the black I have to hit
[03:52:05] it so hard though hold up yeah yeah the smoke the fuck out of here yeah yeah yeah
[03:52:11] and that are pitting you wow I'm actually cooked all right this is winnable
[03:52:18] hold on my best case scenario it's to kind of cock him but I don't get it I
[03:52:25] I thought, because I made a shot, okay, we kind of cupped him.
[03:52:33] See, see what I did chat, pretty good strategy.
[03:52:36] Now he's in a tough spot.
[03:52:42] You really better think about this, X.
[03:52:44] You can't hit the eight ball first.
[03:52:51] What's the name of that?
[03:53:02] You can't, like, I'll explain.
[03:53:06] Hold on.
[03:53:07] So basically, is this like home rules or something like that or what?
[03:53:10] No, no, no.
[03:53:11] These have been the rules for like a thousand years.
[03:53:13] So X, whatever you're making, if your strike were solid, it goes cue ball to strike, cue ball to solid, you cannot use the eight ball to basically ricochet it in.
[03:53:25] Do you know what I'm saying?
[03:53:26] Ever.
[03:53:27] Ever.
[03:53:28] It'll be a scratch every time.
[03:53:30] Okay.
[03:53:31] Game three.
[03:53:33] All right, it's your-
[03:53:34] Why am I still being again?
[03:53:36] It's just random.
[03:53:38] It's completely random.
[03:53:40] I don't like that.
[03:53:42] Oh, okay, you made a okay. You made a strike or you made a solid you made a solid
[03:53:50] All right, I'm not even getting like I I'm never that lucky
[03:53:56] He just whacked me no no that was lucky I wait I made that
[03:54:01] Need to make the one that way. No, no, no, I did know you did not see my sprain that way that was literally the shot
[03:54:06] What else was I was doing?
[03:54:09] What?
[03:54:10] That was literally like,
[03:54:12] yes?
[03:54:13] The ball that you hit was not the ball that went in, bro.
[03:54:15] You just, yeah.
[03:54:15] No, I hit the ball behind to go to the inside
[03:54:19] and then hit it on the left side.
[03:54:21] Like what?
[03:54:26] 16, bro.
[03:54:28] It's all good.
[03:54:29] I mean, you can not believe me.
[03:54:30] I don't give a shit.
[03:54:30] Bro, I know, I know you didn't mean to do that, bro.
[03:54:33] You just tried to hit the eight ball.
[03:54:34] It's all good.
[03:54:35] Yeah, like I said, I'm not trying to prove anything.
[03:54:35] It's all good.
[03:54:36] This is your game and you're fucking don't trade it.
[03:54:38] So I'm not pressed at all.
[03:54:41] You're shit.
[03:54:43] Okay.
[03:54:46] Okay, you scratched again.
[03:54:49] What do they mean scratching?
[03:54:51] So bro, I didn't hit the black ball.
[03:54:53] You're solid.
[03:54:54] You can only hit solids.
[03:54:56] If I'm stripes, I can only hit stripes, period.
[03:54:58] That's it's that simple.
[03:55:00] You can't hit my shit.
[03:55:01] You can hit them on a ricochet,
[03:55:03] but the first contact cannot be my ball.
[03:55:05] Does that make sense?
[03:55:06] Well, you can hit them on a ricochet though.
[03:55:12] I meant to dumb game for boomers, so it's all good.
[03:55:15] Billiards?
[03:55:18] It's some, it's, it's some mini clip toddler shit.
[03:55:22] Or some boomer, like cigarette smoking shit.
[03:55:26] Let's give it a bow.
[03:55:30] I mean, it's grouped up for me, but it's also grouped up for him.
[03:55:33] So I should probably just roll my X.
[03:55:35] That's the easiest shot in the world, what?
[03:55:48] This should break it up a little bit here, I think, Chad.
[03:55:54] I thought I saw you.
[03:55:56] Okay, let me think.
[03:55:58] How can I kind of cop this shot here?
[03:56:01] I have such good shots here.
[03:56:02] I'm just straight shots now. That's not gonna help. I gotta do this chat
[03:56:10] That's that's in his impuddle I
[03:56:14] Gotta bounce it off of this wall into the top middle. Oh
[03:56:19] My god
[03:56:22] That was pretty lucky. That's me, right. I think I was gonna take that trajectory though
[03:56:26] All right
[03:56:28] You need one two three four solids. I need four stripes to tie game
[03:56:32] Two, three, four.
[03:56:37] I can finish it, you're married.
[03:56:39] What?
[03:56:40] What do you mean?
[03:56:41] You saying you can make the rest of the shops?
[03:56:44] Yeah.
[03:56:45] How's hell?
[03:56:45] Show me.
[03:56:47] I can do it.
[03:56:48] I'll show you.
[03:56:49] This would be aura, and you would win the Brovy Bro
[03:56:51] right here if you could do it.
[03:56:53] If you could do it.
[03:56:54] I'm curious to see how you approach this.
[03:57:05] You have kind of one option.
[03:57:08] Can't hit the brown, you have to hit the red.
[03:57:12] I think this is going to scratch.
[03:57:13] I think you're going to make it and then scratch in the bottom pocket.
[03:57:19] I knew it.
[03:57:24] It's been a feeling that was going to happen.
[03:57:27] All right, we got to get rid of the ball.
[03:57:29] That's like closest to everything.
[03:57:34] This should be good.
[03:57:35] It's going to kick out a little bit.
[03:57:36] And back spin like a lady is talking about like this.
[03:57:38] I'm fucking like.
[03:57:43] I wasn't paying attention.
[03:57:44] Chat, I was worried about the next shot
[03:57:46] and I didn't look at the trajectory.
[03:57:47] It's actually over now.
[03:57:49] Unless you fucking choke, it's over.
[03:57:53] Wow.
[03:58:05] Howdy, Bexman.
[03:58:07] Click the white ball with the red dot.
[03:58:11] White ball, red dot, bottom right.
[03:58:23] This is going to scuffle up.
[03:58:36] Come on! Come on!
[03:58:53] B-B-B-BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
[03:59:10] From the back, from the back all day.
[03:59:13] Suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it.
[03:59:15] Gamer of the fucking decade.
[03:59:17] BOOM.
[03:59:18] fucking muscle around fucking tall and fucking handsome and fucking cool.
[03:59:23] Did you just sneak in muscular, bro?
[03:59:26] Did you just sneak that in, X?
[03:59:28] Yo, yo, I can sneak whatever I want.
[03:59:31] You just sneak in muscular.
[03:59:32] Get in your back door, pal.
[03:59:34] GGs.
[03:59:35] What?
[03:59:36] Hey, GGs.
[03:59:37] No, that was fun, bro.
[03:59:38] Thank you for playing, bro.
[03:59:39] That ass.
[03:59:40] That was not as fun.
[03:59:42] Yeah, all right, bro.
[03:59:43] No, X.
[03:59:44] I enjoyed this game, but like, yeah, we should do that again.
[03:59:47] Yeah, bro, all the game.
[03:59:48] I bet a B09 one of these things.
[03:59:49] A B09, true in a thousand different.
[03:59:53] Oh, wait, I have to gift you.
[03:59:54] Hold up, let me gift you right now.
[03:59:55] I have to give you the winnings.
[03:59:58] GGs, man, that was actually fun, bro, like that ass.
[04:00:00] Fun game.
[04:00:01] And I'll see you in England, bro, eh?
[04:00:04] Yo, true.
[04:00:05] All right, bro, we got together, right?
[04:00:06] Yes, bro, we're on the same team.
[04:00:07] Bro, we got to win, all right?
[04:00:08] Try to train like one more time or something.
[04:00:11] No, no, I'll train like five, at least five times.
[04:00:13] All right, bro.
[04:00:14] X, peace out, bro.
[04:00:15] Have a good one, man.
[04:00:15] I got mobs at the end there. I can't be losing a Paul as soon as I lost to your guesser
[04:00:23] I thought it was cooked. I thought it was cooked
[04:00:27] I'm not gonna lie as soon as I lost to your guesser. I thought it was cooked chat
[04:00:33] Broccoli got didn't think I was gonna win chest. I didn't think I was gonna win
[04:00:37] But as soon as I lost to your guesser, I thought I was over
[04:00:41] 300
[04:00:43] 300 gifted right here, right here, 300 gifted, 300 gifted, and boom, I think we just sent
[04:01:00] the 300 gifted subs right there.
[04:01:06] I think we just sent the 300 gifted right there.
[04:01:10] Boom, XQC has dethroned me.
[04:01:14] He has to lead me.
[04:01:16] Shiasa.
[04:01:18] All right chat, now what games should we play, bro?
[04:01:20] We got a double date in the hour, bro.
[04:01:25] What games should we play?
[04:01:26] Sure shit, not gonna be four minutes.
[04:01:29] Bro, why is Squirtle invited me?
[04:01:30] Squirtle, you lost, bro?
[04:01:31] Except the loss, move on with your life.
[04:01:33] Except the loss, move on with your life, bro.
[04:01:35] Please.
[04:01:38] Play Apex?
[04:01:39] Okay, we need to run a hole.
[04:01:43] Ooh, content king.
[04:01:45] We need to finish that game.
[04:01:46] Chow, what should we do?
[04:01:49] We got a double dated in one hour?
[04:01:53] Should we play content king?
[04:01:58] Somebody said CS, not a bad chow.
[04:02:05] Fuck, I don't know what to do, pro clubs with Ginge,
[04:02:11] pro clubs with Ginge.
[04:02:13] Shut one game, bro.
[04:02:14] I gotta get off at eight, bro.
[04:02:21] Yeah, CS would be no cases.
[04:02:22] I'm on a retirement from cases, bro.
[04:02:25] Chess, I like to do chess at the start of streams.
[04:02:27] Chat, by the way, bro,
[04:02:29] that $100,000 chess tournament is April 10th.
[04:02:34] It's eight streamers, all our shit at chess.
[04:02:37] It's gotta be cinema.
[04:02:39] I think we already have all eight.
[04:02:41] I'll give you all the lists as soon as I can.
[04:02:44] Oh, also that Vowel of Internments tomorrow, bro.
[04:02:48] I was about to get some replacements,
[04:02:49] but I think we're good.
[04:02:54] Okay, what game should we play?
[04:03:00] Content King needs to be in there.
[04:03:02] Content King needs to be in there. What else, bro? What other games, bro? Content King, Apex Legends, maybe Pro Clubs, if Ginge needs one.
[04:03:17] pro clubs is a good a good shout
[04:03:22] comedy night
[04:03:25] yeah but the thing about comedy nights we can't really play it for an hour comedy night lasts for like 10 minutes
[04:03:30] for like five
[04:03:32] let's chill on comedy night for now
[04:03:35] alright CS CS but I'm not going to do cases
[04:03:40] oh maybe I should practice valve it's actually not a bad chance this is tournament tomorrow
[04:03:43] tomorrow. All right, here's the games. Valorant, Content King, Apex Legends,
[04:03:53] FIFA, Proclubs with Change. Proclubs with Change. So Valorant, Content King, Apex Legends,
[04:04:00] Proclubs with Change, Renapol. Renapol, Renapol, Renapol, Renapol. R6, ah, not to the
[04:04:07] I'm going to be on our six tomorrow, I think.
[04:04:15] Tomorrow, I reckon.
[04:04:17] Oh, no, tomorrow's the Apex start of my home tweaking.
[04:04:19] I'm going to be on our six Sunday.
[04:04:24] I thought I saw your face today.
[04:04:28] All right, chat, vote on that poll.
[04:04:30] Vote, vote, vote, vote.
[04:04:32] We are close to beating content, King.
[04:04:34] It's not a bad shout.
[04:04:36] We are close to be the contact King chat vote vote vote. Why hi, think of the prime JP to the right. I'm going to go get another glass of water, but I'll be back in like 30 seconds guys vote. It looks like contact King is winning, but whoa, whoa, whoa.
[04:05:06] You
[04:05:08] BOWER!
[04:05:15] BOWER!
[04:05:18] BOWER!
[04:05:28] BOWER!
[04:05:37] Arsh!
[04:06:07] you
[04:07:07] Romadu Lukaku.
[04:07:10] Romadu Lukaku.
[04:07:14] Alright, you guys know the rules.
[04:07:17] If Ivize gets to 100, 100 get the subs. He's never done it.
[04:07:21] He's always choked.
[04:07:23] If Ivize gets to 100, 100 get the subs.
[04:07:26] He's choked every fucking time.
[04:07:30] Let's not forget it, bro.
[04:07:37] Bro, he's cooking.
[04:07:42] Hi, Vice.
[04:07:44] This could be the first time ever at 100, hi, Vice.
[04:07:48] If hi Vice gets 100, 100 gifted, whoa.
[04:07:52] Okay, he's doing good.
[04:07:56] He's doing great, actually.
[04:07:58] Okay, hi, Vice.
[04:08:00] Oh, my God.
[04:08:03] Hi, Vice.
[04:08:04] Wait, he's getting so hard now.
[04:08:07] bro it's getting so fucking hard though look at this pause again whoa depth
[04:08:13] perception depth perception depth perception wait have us is gonna get a
[04:08:19] hundred chat how to get the how to get to the chat how to get to the chat hi
[04:08:23] High Fives! High Fives!
[04:08:34] High Fives, you actually were cooking. You actually were cooking, High Fives.
[04:08:42] Today is the day that we beat content king!
[04:08:47] Lock the fuck in!
[04:08:49] Today is the day that we beat content in y'all.
[04:08:56] Charge on my credit card?
[04:08:58] Oh my god.
[04:08:59] Did you buy a card?
[04:09:01] It's for streaming.
[04:09:05] Today is the day, y'all.
[04:09:10] Shall we get ready with Muda in like 30?
[04:09:13] Probably like 30, like 30, like 30, like 30, like 30, like 30, like 30.
[04:09:18] 15,000 viewers guys remember at 17,000 viewers we get to go to the fuse house lock the fucking
[04:09:33] Wait, so what is this?
[04:09:48] Bookstore Britney?
[04:09:55] Bookstore Britney.
[04:09:56] We're almost at 17,000.
[04:09:57] Oh my god!
[04:09:58] We're almost at 17,000.
[04:09:59] Focus, focus.
[04:10:00] What was that $17,000? Focus! Focus!
[04:10:07] Is camera good?
[04:10:12] Boy, is Brittany gonna be hot?
[04:10:15] Is Brittany gonna be hot?
[04:10:19] Bookstore Brittany, baby!
[04:10:24] Click this shit chat.
[04:10:26] Hey, welcome in. Looking for a specific title today?
[04:10:30] RIS HER
[04:10:39] Alright
[04:10:40] Swing it a miss on that one
[04:10:55] ALRIGHT!
[04:10:56] Play hard to get!
[04:10:57] Play hard to get!
[04:11:30] read and my ex was just not hmm how would you describe your perfect man that I guess I'd say
[04:11:37] someone artsy or cultured interested in activism emotionally intelligent someone the opposite
[04:11:44] of a basic bitch hmm all right I think I know what you like well good luck with the hunt shawty
[04:11:50] Yeah, I'm emotionally at times that
[04:11:55] Return to Gavin with your findings
[04:12:00] Bro this guy is such a chud bro. Oh my god Gavin. What the fuck? Yeah, bro
[04:12:06] She said she wants someone cultured and look you kind of zesty
[04:12:10] You already built like a twink, so we're halfway there. I only need us to give you a little that it's not what she said Kaden what?
[04:12:20] Bro, just go in there and grab some books about how women are cooked and how it's
[04:12:24] cause of men. You can find one where the writer's gay too.
[04:12:27] I can't just go in there and get a book. She's gonna freak if she sees me.
[04:12:33] Gavin, bro.
[04:12:34] I can't do this.
[04:12:35] Put some bass in your voice, bro. Shysa.
[04:12:37] Bro, you sound like a fucking pussy.
[04:12:39] Yes, that's what I said! That's what I said!
[04:12:42] Good. Stay here. I'ma put together a whole performative kit for you.
[04:12:46] Fuck it.
[04:12:49] Get it a book for Gavin, get it a music record for Gavin.
[04:12:58] Huh?
[04:13:01] I need to get...
[04:13:07] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:13:16] Get a music record for Gavin.
[04:13:19] Chat, is this bad content?
[04:13:24] CTE. Where's the music record? In the other stores?
[04:13:28] Chat, should I go to the other stores?
[04:13:31] Should I go to the other stores?
[04:13:40] We gotta get a zesty drink for Gavin.
[04:13:43] We gotta get, so like, maybe Macha?
[04:13:49] Arthur Morgan!
[04:13:53] Huh?
[04:13:56] No, I need...
[04:13:59] I need to go to the coffee place.
[04:14:06] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[04:14:08] We gotta get a zesty drink! What is zesty? Macha?
[04:14:13] by much from great now that I'm talking to you fine shit sorry I have a boyfriend
[04:14:19] liar you're just saying that you know it's not nice to lie to people the fucking disrespect
[04:14:25] bro please leave me alone get a drink for Gavin let me get uh
[04:14:33] jade veil infusion green tea the jade fusion matcha thing yeah that sounds right okay here you
[04:14:41] There you go. It's on the house. Just please leave.
[04:14:50] Get a music record.
[04:14:55] Music music.
[04:15:00] La musica. Where's the music store?
[04:15:04] Where's the music store?
[04:15:06] Ahaha. Ahaha.
[04:15:11] yo yo can I help you find something ask for lessons or tell them he's useless
[04:15:17] bro while you're running a music shop you don't need all this I've been using
[04:15:21] AI to make some why are these my options god just fucking kill me
[04:15:28] all right Gavin now you need a bag Gavin you need a bag
[04:15:39] Chat, do I got aura?
[04:15:41] No, bro.
[04:15:51] I thought I saw your face today,
[04:15:55] but I just turned the other way.
[04:15:59] Chat, we're almost at $17,000, guys.
[04:16:02] Alright, Gavin, this is gonna make you pull to her, bro.
[04:16:04] You're gonna have a girlfriend now.
[04:16:06] Are you ready to have a wife, Gavin?
[04:16:08] Hey, do you have the stuff you said you were gonna do?
[04:16:12] Yes!
[04:16:12] Got them all right here, bruh.
[04:16:14] You got me like a pussy magnet on God.
[04:16:17] OK, OK.
[04:16:19] Show me.
[04:16:20] First, we got a book about feminism and patriarchy type shit.
[04:16:24] You got to be pretending to read this when she sees your ass.
[04:16:28] Next, I got a music thing for you.
[04:16:30] This shit gonna make her want you bad.
[04:16:33] Next, zesty little drink for a sensitive twink like you.
[04:16:36] All right.
[04:16:37] Last, we got some bag for you to bag this chick again.
[04:16:41] I look ridiculous, man.
[04:16:43] Hype him up, hype him up.
[04:16:44] Bro, you look like her dream man.
[04:16:46] She gonna be all up on that thing.
[04:16:50] Whatever.
[04:16:51] Well, go in there and tell her about me.
[04:16:54] I'll stange her own nonchalance
[04:16:56] so she can spot me in the wild.
[04:16:59] Yo, what?
[04:17:00] Bro, Gavin, bro.
[04:17:01] Oh my God.
[04:17:04] Hey, let me know if you need help finding a book.
[04:17:06] Britney, my friend Gavin likes you!
[04:17:08] My friend Gavin likes you, and he's into art and matcha.
[04:17:13] I actually did find one that I think would be perfect for you, bruh.
[04:17:17] Bro, standin' right outside here with a zesty little bag and sippin' some drink from Dubai Matcha.
[04:17:22] And he has a monster penis.
[04:17:25] I don't have my glasses on me right now, so I won't be able to see him clearly.
[04:17:29] But, I'll take a look.
[04:17:30] Wait, I apologize. How old is that? Okay.
[04:17:33] Okay.
[04:17:59] Or I don't know.
[04:18:01] I don't know, I don't know.
[04:18:03] pretty here's her glasses
[04:18:06] hey do me a favor got him right here check him out
[04:18:09] he's gonna be real surprised wait I'm not supposed to give it to her
[04:18:14] thank you very much oh no okay let's see if he's a cutie
[04:18:18] wait oh my god
[04:18:22] is that that's right brah
[04:18:25] it's your axe Gavin drip the fuck out now
[04:18:28] I
[04:18:35] Trust me, bro. He's a changed man. He's all the things you want in a boyfriend on God
[04:18:40] That is not my ex. That's my fucking stalker viewer
[04:18:45] I have a restraining order against him. What you said what now?
[04:18:50] I
[04:18:51] Banned and blocked him after he started being weird so he fucking found me and started stalking me
[04:18:58] Me whole
[04:19:14] I can't explain 17,000 wait no need bro. I respect the psycho Riz. Oh
[04:19:23] Yeah, yo
[04:19:25] Oh, 17,000.
[04:19:32] Then we should go to the refuse house.
[04:19:34] We go to the refuse house.
[04:19:38] Right?
[04:19:39] Right?
[04:19:41] This should work.
[04:19:43] This should work.
[04:19:43] This should work.
[04:19:44] This should work.
[04:19:44] This should work.
[04:19:45] Chat, you gotta stop it.
[04:19:46] You want to keep the sub fund going.
[04:19:50] But this is such a devious fan round.
[04:19:53] This is actually a disgusting fit.
[04:19:57] You can't even see his socks and he's wearing like, fucking baseball camp pants.
[04:20:03] Is that-
[04:20:04] Is that Mura?
[04:20:09] Is that Mura or-
[04:20:12] It's not me.
[04:20:18] What do you mean the bouncer? What?
[04:20:22] Yo!
[04:20:24] But I thought
[04:20:29] Sinner
[04:20:31] Yo, social pain stats. I chill look sinner
[04:20:36] Looks good. You're clear to go in. Yes
[04:20:40] We're going in the fuse house
[04:20:47] We are in the fuse house bro
[04:20:49] talk to the heads of the steamer houses to start a drama
[04:20:53] chat should I save the vlog
[04:20:56] the fuse house baby
[04:21:00] who's that? that's gotta be Lacey
[04:21:04] I've prepared it bro
[04:21:10] can you get out of the way I'm trying to watch this
[04:21:13] question round wait Tracy
[04:21:16] ain't you doing a year long subathon right now? I saw you post about
[04:21:19] about it on Zitter.
[04:21:41] use Tracy. So this is Lacey's room? This is Lacey's room? Where's Ron Vail Dingle?
[04:22:06] Where's Ron dail dingle blue headset that's right blue headset stable Gerardo
[04:22:22] yeah what's up dude I'm Gerardo nice to meet you I'm Caden bro yo where's your
[04:22:29] girlfriend fuck you just say I know you're hiding in here somewhere hit me
[04:22:35] Yeah, you could do so much better than payphone guys did I got like 10 cars to outside alone, bro
[04:22:43] I think she's good
[04:22:48] Bro, that's it. It's just that now, bro. I got a one male fortified tourney happening. Yes, sir
[04:22:55] You don't lock you for real
[04:22:57] Bro.
[04:22:58] Hey, hey, hey son.
[04:23:04] It's your nose.
[04:23:09] I'm a musician too.
[04:23:17] Well, I'mma head out. Tell Madison Bair to hit me up.
[04:23:24] Sup man? Let me finish up this beat and I'mma ask your opinion, okay?
[04:23:35] Who's this?
[04:23:37] Justin the Pin? Jason?
[04:23:39] Hey, what's up man? I'm Justin. You hear what's up with someone?
[04:23:43] Esurus!
[04:23:44] Sup, brah, I'm Caden. Now, I'm here alone.
[04:23:47] I'm trying to leave with the Zecura though, you know what I'm saying?
[04:23:51] Hey, I am in chill.
[04:23:57] Oh.
[04:23:59] Where is a PBM?
[04:24:05] It's Rhondale Dingle.
[04:24:08] K-San.
[04:24:10] Jason.
[04:24:11] Saj?
[04:24:13] Oh yeah.
[04:24:15] No.
[04:24:17] Bro, I'm surprised it's not more like dialogue or missions.
[04:24:23] Talk to the heads of the houses.
[04:24:27] Your chat.
[04:24:29] Is this?
[04:24:31] Yo, who the fuck are you?
[04:24:33] Who the fuck are you?
[04:24:35] Who the fuck are you?
[04:24:37] Who the fuck are you?
[04:24:39] Yo, who the fuck are you? Who let you in?
[04:24:45] I'm Kaden Brentley, bro. You ever see my big clip exposing scheme at TwingeCon?
[04:24:49] Not if I will mine shaft streamers, bro. I'm busy managing carrying this orb.
[04:24:54] Well, the other people here just dick around.
[04:24:56] Damn, bro. You just said that on my stream. You're the hook if they hear you say that in a clip.
[04:25:02] Bro, do you actually think they'd care? They know I'm the boss around here.
[04:25:06] here I make views clan run and they're the content it works try to start
[04:25:11] internal dramas that's cold bro yo chat click that bro they don't care look I'll
[04:25:18] show you yo you're all though your only content is crying and beefing with other
[04:25:22] streamers you're what's wrong with the new generation of views clam bro see
[04:25:27] they don't care damn I looks like nothing could ever break up views clan
[04:25:32] then no one will ever leave so who do you think would care then this age like
[04:25:39] fucking milk bro I don't know maybe the people in online TV next door would care
[04:25:44] if I dissed them I ain't got a problem with any of them though ask about OTV
[04:25:50] what's your take on them bro it's I you can be honest yeah who is OTV that was
[04:25:56] honest bro like I said ain't got a problem with them they chill our content
[04:26:00] is a little different though which is why I say they care
[04:26:06] when you say that why would they care they probably get offended I get the
[04:26:11] feeling OTV people are easily offended by those types of things I get it though
[04:26:16] I'd probably get offended too if I was minding my own business and some assholes
[04:26:19] just came at us hmm yeah makes sense bro
[04:26:25] Okay, so now I have to go to OTV.
[04:26:34] Online TV.
[04:26:38] Online TV, online TV.
[04:26:42] Stara?
[04:26:43] Hi there.
[04:26:44] Do we know you?
[04:26:46] Who are you, dude?
[04:26:47] Uh, do I know you?
[04:26:48] Why are you trying to press me, Unk?
[04:26:51] Wait, I donated?
[04:26:52] What do you mean I donated?
[04:26:53] What did I say?
[04:26:54] What did I say I donated what?
[04:27:01] Hi, mind is there a clip?
[04:27:04] I'm the founder and owner of online TV
[04:27:08] Did you mean damn shoddy you kind of let yourself go
[04:27:12] Wait, don't it a 10. No, I'm star. I'm the one who owns online TV
[04:27:18] Did you isn't even a part of the org anymore? Hi, mind is there a clip?
[04:27:21] Okay, what are you doing out here?
[04:27:26] Um, well, Viggy is staying at the house and she told me to stand out here.
[04:27:31] Oh, I'm seeing it.
[04:27:33] I see it.
[04:27:34] I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
[04:27:37] Chet, I'm in the game, I'm in the game.
[04:27:44] Ask about OTV.
[04:27:45] What's your take on them, bruh?
[04:27:47] It's side.
[04:27:48] You can be honest.
[04:27:49] Chet, who is OTV?
[04:27:50] That was honest, bro. Like I said, it comes up here comes up here comes up here
[04:28:07] Okay, Jinxie don't in I
[04:28:11] Clip some fire out of contact shit
[04:28:15] What that's me, bro, what?
[04:28:20] Oh my god, let's go. Chad and Miguel's gonna be in this game.
[04:28:24] Oh yeah, you're definitely the OTB leader, bro.
[04:28:27] Only if you're worth knowing. Show me your stats.
[04:28:30] Alright, take a look. I'm worth it, bro.
[04:28:33] Dang, okay, that's a lot. I'm sure the peeps would love to meet you. Come on in.
[04:28:38] I'm putting on a chat.
[04:28:42] OTB!
[04:28:50] Michael!
[04:28:55] Ooh, disguised toasts!
[04:29:02] Yo, bro, who are you?
[04:29:04] Lowkey, I don't watch any of you guys. I ain't into anime and shit.
[04:29:08] I'm nobody, man. Don't worry about it.
[04:29:11] I just wanted to show you something Tank said next door.
[04:29:14] He's throwing mad shade at you guys. It's pretty fucked up.
[04:29:17] Show him out of context!
[04:29:24] Hmm, yeah, that's interesting.
[04:29:34] Pacific?
[04:29:35] Oh yeah, I'm totally offended. Can't you tell?
[04:29:39] tell yeah tell him how you feel what you hit the most about him probably the fact
[04:29:45] that they didn't react hard enough to graceful DM joining the org they flipped
[04:29:49] those games were one thing but a girl joining that's too hard so true big
[04:29:55] Bro show tanks the clip
[04:30:14] Yo, I'm Caden Brentley. I was in the partner lounge last twinge con number one scheme got cancelled
[04:30:25] built up a bit of a reputation so what are you doing here I just wanted to show
[04:30:30] you something tanks said next door he's throwing mad shade at you guys it's
[04:30:33] pretty fucked up mad shade what really what do you say
[04:30:42] what the fuck why'd he say that he thinks otv is pussies the rest of the clip is
[04:30:48] him saying you guys are pussies that you can't handle people bro Kaden that's so
[04:30:52] out of context dude. Clip that! Clip that! Clip that! Who's Michael?
[04:31:17] Hi, I'm Michael. I don't think we've met
[04:31:21] Fucking nerd whoa, okay, then come on, bro. I have lasers in here that could burn your skin off buddy
[04:31:27] I just wanted to show you something tanks that next door. Yeah, who's Michael Reed's you guys? It's pretty fucked up
[04:31:35] Okay
[04:31:42] Cool, I don't care
[04:31:44] You wanna try one of my RC cars on the beach?
[04:31:47] I just got it working.
[04:31:48] I just need someone to test it.
[04:31:49] Pass.
[04:31:50] Nah.
[04:31:51] I ain't into that nerd shit, bro.
[04:31:54] Alright, now we gotta tell Fuse tanks.
[04:32:03] Now we gotta tell Fuse tanks.
[04:32:10] Fuse tanks!
[04:32:13] I got new info, bro, new info!
[04:32:43] Look who the fuck's talking. She's coming at us for no reason when all we've been is cool to her
[04:32:48] I don't believe it. I'm a call of digit and clear this up ain't no way they're dissing us for real
[04:32:54] Wait, hold on don't call her
[04:32:57] What you mean? It's fine. I'm gonna just call her up and clear this up stuff like this can get out of hand
[04:33:01] If you don't squash it early tell him he'd lose aura
[04:33:05] Bro, you know what chat would say if you went to her that'd be like why he pressed for no reason
[04:33:10] Trust me, bro. It's guaranteed aura debt. Yeah, that's a generational aura debt. Yeah, you're right fuck man
[04:33:17] That pisses me off though. They're just saying some bullshit about us and I can't do shit
[04:33:22] Don't be pressed about it, bro. It was probably a one-time thing. I'm sure they won't do anything to escalate this
[04:33:29] For this game is so fucking stupid find ways to frame OTV
[04:33:40] Are these rons?
[04:33:46] You can key rons' car?
[04:33:49] What's the other way?
[04:33:56] What's the other way?
[04:34:02] Where's the other one?
[04:34:04] What's the other one?
[04:34:20] Kick trash can?
[04:34:30] Oh yeah.
[04:34:31] Oh, I got it.
[04:34:33] gotta wait okay but go back to OTV and then we can get an item that shuts off
[04:34:39] their internet what the fuck are those shorts brothers what I just said I don't
[04:34:45] know what these shorts are
[04:35:03] I'm Caden Brantley. I was running through the partner lounge last twinge con. You remember me?
[04:35:07] Murrachorn?
[04:35:12] Yo, Murrachorn, what's up, bro?
[04:35:15] Hey, dude, thank you. Are we getting like...
[04:35:18] Can I be honest? I'm sorry for interrupting. You know, you're contacting like me, but...
[04:35:22] I'm getting a little nervous. This is my first day. I haven't talked to this girl at all, bro.
[04:35:27] Listen, dude. Listen, dude.
[04:35:29] Do you read your stuff? Do you look good?
[04:35:32] Are you going to this casualty? Like, what are we doing, dude?
[04:35:35] Like, what are we doing?
[04:35:36] Let's just...
[04:35:38] So at eight o'clock, bro, I'm gonna call you on Discord,
[04:35:42] and I'm going casual, bro. Like, I...
[04:35:45] I want, uh, like, I want just one girl in my life
[04:35:49] to like me for myself, bro.
[04:35:51] I'm not putting on a fucking tuxedo.
[04:35:53] I'm not, like, I'm just gonna be myself, bro.
[04:35:56] I'm going to call you in 20 minutes in discord.
[04:36:05] Alright, papacito.
[04:36:11] It's a holy rich week.
[04:36:13] Nice to meet you, nice to meet you.
[04:36:18] I'll just leave and hit me up when you're tired of Michael the Chud and ready for Kate and the hunk
[04:36:29] Now Chad there's an item in here
[04:36:37] There was a item where we can check you guys host me
[04:36:43] Whether there's an item where we can turn turn it off
[04:36:48] I can see your phone sticking out of your pocket, you know.
[04:36:59] Daisy chat talking shit.
[04:37:00] I'm just kidding, bro.
[04:37:01] I just wanted to tell you that Daisy's streaming right now, and she was talking about how you
[04:37:05] peaked during a mogus and you got nothing else going for you.
[04:37:08] Oh, damn.
[04:37:09] I always love a good excuse to invade Daisy's stream.
[04:37:12] I'ma turn that into the concealed toast show.
[04:37:18] See how it's falling, see how it's falling, see how it's falling.
[04:37:21] Order pizza to the fuse house.
[04:37:25] No fire, fire shots out of the fuse clan
[04:37:28] from his Twitter.
[04:37:31] Locking on this.
[04:37:38] Yes!
[04:37:39] Yes!
[04:37:40] shadows perfect
[04:37:45] cause drama talk to tanks about
[04:37:48] What a new frame? Oh, do I have any stream snipers?
[04:38:00] No, I ain't letting this slide talking shit about us wasn't enough
[04:38:05] Hell they also had to make a post about us on zitter. Yes, bro. Yes, bro
[04:38:12] Yes, bro
[04:38:19] Yes, yes, yes
[04:38:25] Tell them that we beta that's beta if you do that
[04:38:28] bro you're really gonna crawl on your knees and cry to digimane
[04:38:31] spade of you do that bro
[04:38:33] beta trust don't call just be stoic and shit about
[04:38:37] what the fuck do i do then they're clearly mad at us for some reason to be doing this
[04:38:40] bullshit
[04:38:41] yes yes bro i don't know why i don't know i think you should give them a peace offering to squash
[04:38:47] this shit don't even do it for you bro don't trip stay here and i'll put it okay that's pretty
[04:38:51] smart thanks god maybe you got our back find something horrible to give otb on the behalf
[04:38:58] of feasts.
[04:39:00] Chat, am I horror forming?
[04:39:02] Yes, yes, yes, yes.
[04:39:04] Find something,
[04:39:06] find something horrible to give them.
[04:39:08] Find something horrible.
[04:39:10] Why is Lacey's character eating
[04:39:12] a fucking burger?
[04:39:14] Watching this, bro.
[04:39:22] Bro, we need to get like, we need to give him something horrible, bro.
[04:39:26] I'm excited to see Lacey in England, bro.
[04:39:29] Ron, you got anything?
[04:39:31] Bro, Ron, somebody keyed your car, bro.
[04:39:33] I don't know who did that.
[04:39:34] Bro, where the fuck's that?
[04:39:36] Yeah!
[04:39:37] Why does Kaden always say this?
[04:39:41] Wait, chat, where's a...
[04:39:47] Shit, where do I go?
[04:39:54] Where do I go?
[04:39:56] Where do I go?
[04:39:57] Where do I go?
[04:39:58] Where do I go?
[04:40:05] Talk to him.
[04:40:06] Uh, what's he gonna say to you, man?
[04:40:09] Nobody trying, man.
[04:40:11] Get inside the shit at a gift box?
[04:40:15] being investigated with the 20 gifts and put it in my ass.
[04:40:19] Yo, bro, can you get inside a box for me and scare some hoes?
[04:40:22] I'm trying to tear these orcs over here apart.
[04:40:25] Oh, man, you got on the way.
[04:40:27] Persuade.
[04:40:28] Persuade with muddy or drugs, drugs, drugs.
[04:40:31] I promise I'll get you a comically large needle of fent.
[04:40:34] Whoa!
[04:40:35] What was that you like, bleed, bro?
[04:40:36] Oh, my god!
[04:40:38] What box?
[04:40:39] A box, I mean.
[04:40:41] You don't piss me off, though, God, sure.
[04:40:45] Place a gift, place a gift, add an OTV door.
[04:40:53] Place a gift, add an OTV door.
[04:41:00] Gift, oh my god, oh my god, how are they going to react to this?
[04:41:09] A peace offering from Fuse?
[04:41:12] Okay.
[04:41:15] What? What the fuck?
[04:41:17] Tanks! This is a fucking funny!
[04:41:20] Did you call my name? Did you get our peace offering?
[04:41:23] Peace offering? Fuck your peace offering!
[04:41:26] You piece of shit! You guys are so fucked up!
[04:41:29] Us? You're the one trying to ruin us for no reason.
[04:41:32] Are you mad because we moved into your old house or some shit?
[04:41:35] You can fucking have it back, bitch. I don't give a fuck.
[04:41:38] What the fuck are you even on about?
[04:41:40] GO CLOVER THAT!
[04:41:41] About the house, we let you move in because it was too trashy for us.
[04:41:45] But perfect for you trashy inbred bums though.
[04:41:48] I'm gonna make sure your orc gets fucking nuked.
[04:41:51] What the fuck ever bitch?
[04:41:52] I'm gonna fucking ruin you guys.
[04:41:54] You fucking fakes, squeaky clean losers are so clipped once I expose you.
[04:41:57] Fuck that.
[04:41:58] Nobody disrespects online TV.
[04:42:00] Daisy, get it back.
[04:42:04] What the fuck?
[04:42:06] What the fuck?
[04:42:06] They're all dead!
[04:42:10] Michael, what the fuck did you just do?
[04:42:14] Aw shit, I didn't know I'd do that.
[04:42:17] Oh my god, what?
[04:42:23] Wow, fuse died?
[04:42:29] Almost at 30.
[04:42:32] Fuse died bro, what?
[04:42:41] Bro fuse died
[04:42:50] Who did we go to now who did we go to now?
[04:42:57] Brother all dead all dead all dead all dead look go on
[04:43:02] I guess I'm the face of fuse now.
[04:43:09] Hey, hell yeah, man.
[04:43:12] What?
[04:43:13] I don't see anything here.
[04:43:18] Bro, how am I going to get to 30,000 more?
[04:43:25] How am I going to get to 30,000?
[04:43:28] There's gotta be another mission.
[04:43:32] Yeah, what's the next mission?
[04:43:34] What is it?
[04:43:35] How am I gonna get to that?
[04:43:37] Yo, K.
[04:43:38] I got those likes on my video.
[04:43:40] You owe me a stream, dude.
[04:43:43] Wait, he dare?
[04:43:45] He dare?
[04:43:46] Bro, there is no shot you got those likes.
[04:43:52] Dude, look.
[04:43:54] One million likes, just like you said.
[04:43:58] time for our stream together bro okay fine this was the stream you got your
[04:44:04] one-minute segment brah what hey let's go this slips lobs gonna do numbers
[04:44:14] chat in my cooking investigated with the 30 gifted chat what we could do is two
[04:44:23] Two hands of blackjack and we're home free.
[04:44:25] Jiren!
[04:44:27] What's up bro?
[04:44:29] I'm waiting for my coke plug to show up.
[04:44:31] Bro!
[04:44:35] Two hands of blackjack and we're home free.
[04:44:39] Two hands, two hands, two hands.
[04:44:41] Two hands of blackjack and we're home free.
[04:44:45] If we win, win.
[04:44:47] Mock him. We can buy view bots.
[04:44:49] Chad, how's my view count looking?
[04:44:51] You can't look in this good. This is good. No, it's not
[04:44:58] What does the book say chat, what does the book say what does the book say? So what does the book say? Hey, I
[04:45:08] Can't double I can't put it
[04:45:14] You have to hit when you're two or three or four or five
[04:45:21] I
[04:45:24] Chat day daughter or thoughts on
[04:45:29] Since it's in stand right oh
[04:45:33] It's a soft. It's a soft one. It's a soft one
[04:45:39] Stan Stan
[04:45:41] EHEH!
[04:45:48] YAAAHH!
[04:45:49] Okay, we win one more hand if we can buy Viewbots.
[04:45:54] Don't type of course! One more hand if we can buy Viewbots!
[04:45:57] Literally!
[04:45:59] Yo mobs, make sure you clip and stuff for my Slip Slop channel.
[04:46:02] Have to hit, it's a 11.
[04:46:06] Hit.
[04:46:07] I lost all my money again.
[04:46:22] I lost all my money again.
[04:46:25] Oh my god.
[04:46:27] Jett, type one if I got Bora.
[04:46:37] Jett, should I call Mura?
[04:46:50] Go to the behind your house.
[04:46:53] Jett, why are you all typing two?
[04:46:55] why are y'all talking to bro
[04:47:02] Gerard Gerard Gerard Gerard
[04:47:12] you guys are behind my house no it's not pre-recorded don't listen to this
[04:47:17] fucking idiot
[04:47:19] I ain't shit behind my house, bro.
[04:47:25] I ain't shit behind my house.
[04:47:28] What am I supposed to do?
[04:47:32] Oh!
[04:47:33] Don't touch my car.
[04:47:37] Back up or I'm gonna beat your ass on God.
[04:47:41] Threaten him.
[04:47:42] You ain't gonna beat up shit, pussy.
[04:47:44] I'll kick your car and your teeth and bitch ass.
[04:47:47] Whoa, relax dude, I've just been hearing about people going around kicking cars and have
[04:47:52] a little paranoia.
[04:47:53] Yeah, those people are me, bro.
[04:47:56] Give me one reason why I shouldn't put my foot in its tailpipe.
[04:47:59] Stop!
[04:48:00] Please, man, this is a new Maclarion, I paid 200 grand for it.
[04:48:08] Called it fake.
[04:48:09] It looks like a T-Mu Maclarion, bro.
[04:48:11] Yes.
[04:48:12] It's not fake, bro, shit's real as fuck.
[04:48:16] What if I asked to drive it then drive off with it?
[04:48:17] That would be such a good segment.
[04:48:23] That would be such a good segment!
[04:48:46] construction so we can just have the road to ourselves
[04:48:52] Steer it, steer it, steer it. Steer it.
[04:48:54] Alright, bye guys. I'm turning stream off.
[04:48:59] Hold space to look at phone
[04:49:06] Is that Peter Griffin?
[04:49:08] Oh, I'm drifting, I'm drifting, I'm drifting, I'm drifting, I'm drifting.
[04:49:16] Should I crash his McLaren?
[04:49:19] Should I crash his McLaren?
[04:49:46] bro I can't crash it no matter how hard I try
[04:49:52] I can't I can't I can't crash it no matter how hard I try
[04:50:06] I'm gonna try!
[04:50:19] Drag to the end?
[04:50:24] Oh my god, here we go.
[04:50:29] We're here, we're here! We're here!
[04:50:36] And the other one just screams sometimes.
[04:50:44] Peter, this is ridiculous!
[04:50:46] Last time you did this, you claimed that pants weren't anti-Semitic.
[04:50:49] It's the lowest they are.
[04:50:51] I'm just ranting it, I'm ranting it!
[04:50:53] I don't think so.
[04:50:54] Peter, I had sex with Brian.
[04:50:56] So I've been seeing this girl selling 24.
[04:51:00] For about a year and a half.
[04:51:02] We met through the twinge, where she streams games and does these cute little just yapping sessions.
[04:51:08] She's honestly amazing, live, sweet, really good and connected to you.
[04:51:13] We've spent so much time together over months and it just feels like we've really...
[04:51:17] How old is she, bro?
[04:51:19] She's been really distant.
[04:51:21] Hell?
[04:51:22] She barely talks to me.
[04:51:24] I'll pop it.
[04:51:25] Say hi.
[04:51:26] Maybe drop a couple gift and suck.
[04:51:32] Oh god, holy shit, bro, is my drone okay?
[04:51:40] My legs!
[04:51:41] Oh god, what the fuck, bro?
[04:51:46] My drone?
[04:51:47] Who fucking drone, bro?
[04:51:48] Is it broken?
[04:51:49] There's no way.
[04:51:50] Yo, hold it for me, dude.
[04:51:51] Am I gonna lose my legs?
[04:51:53] How bad is it?
[04:51:54] I don't know what to look, bro.
[04:51:56] Where am I bleeding from?
[04:51:57] Make sure it's okay for me, bro.
[04:51:59] I didn't buy the protection plant bullshit.
[04:52:01] if it's broken.
[04:52:05] What the fuck? I got banned?
[04:52:07] Bitch-ass staff.
[04:52:10] Bus!
[04:52:13] Roar!
[04:52:17] W reference, yeah, yeah.
[04:52:19] W reference, W reference.
[04:52:23] Roar! I got banned?
[04:52:31] Watch! I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm moving, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I-
[04:52:37] Same game.
[04:52:42] V.R.讲time!
[04:52:49] I
[04:52:52] Did a bad bad
[04:52:56] Somebody knows Colin
[04:53:00] The R-Time hive mind are you ready bro chat? I think we're gonna go in a
[04:53:05] Restaurant and then a folding tape and I think high-fives is gonna be the worker. It's gonna be generational, bro
[04:53:11] Let me go move it. Let me go move it. Let me go move it. Let me go murder. Let me come over. Let me come over
[04:53:15] Let me come over B. R. B
[04:53:17] B, B, R, B, B, R, B.
[04:54:17] waiter is hot and main fine.
[04:54:34] Moura!
[04:54:36] Moura!
[04:54:37] Moura!
[04:54:38] Moura!
[04:54:39] Big nose.
[04:54:40] Hello.
[04:54:41] Big nose.
[04:54:42] Big nose. Hello big nose. Hi guys, what the fuck are you starting bro? Chat some other
[04:54:54] jinx to call it. Some other jinx to call it. Get in and out of the man in a, you know,
[04:55:00] in a, you know, chat bro. It's time dude. Double date tonight with the two final contestants
[04:55:10] of yesterday.
[04:55:12] Double day tonight with the two final contestants.
[04:55:16] Oh, is the boss calling?
[04:55:19] Am I getting the boss call?
[04:55:20] Yo, yo, yo.
[04:55:21] 21.
[04:55:23] 21.
[04:55:24] Bro, Luna, my chat said, if you said it this day,
[04:55:29] it doesn't go well.
[04:55:30] You're going back to Bunny?
[04:55:32] No, dude, I did not say that.
[04:55:33] Well, actually, I did say that.
[04:55:34] Actually, I did say that, bro.
[04:55:35] But you know what?
[04:55:36] I thought about it.
[04:55:38] And bro, those are our exes, bro.
[04:55:40] Like it might be hard for us to like, you know, not go back for a couple of days,
[04:55:45] but bro, like that's life, man. That's life. You know,
[04:55:48] as your time goes on, we're going to heal. You're a hundred percent right, bro.
[04:55:51] And like, you know, the thing is we're actually like meeting these people like
[04:55:56] tonight, like last night, it was sort of just like sporadic and random and crazy.
[04:56:01] But now it's like one on one time. So I think what we should do, bro,
[04:56:05] we should go out to like a restaurant.
[04:56:07] I'm just so excited, I'm just so excited, I'm just so excited when I go on these dates.
[04:56:12] Crazy, I don't talk to a lot of women Jinx, I don't talk to a lot of women.
[04:56:16] I know, I know bro, and that's why, like, bro, me too.
[04:56:19] But like I said, you're asking about a tuxedo, bro, Muda.
[04:56:23] Tonight, let's just be ourselves, bro.
[04:56:25] Let's find a girl who actually likes us for who we are, bro.
[04:56:29] Let's stop putting on the tuxedo, stop putting on the mask, stop trying to be somebody that we're not, bro.
[04:56:35] Let's be the fucking chuds that we are bro, and let's see dude. Let's see what happens. Let's see
[04:56:41] What's going on?
[04:56:43] I mean, I still want to look good for my girl though, bro. Like what like you can do that
[04:56:47] But I'm wearing what I would wear normally, bro. This like a t-shirt. I would wear
[04:56:51] No, you know what that does in case I'm just gonna wear this. I'm gonna wear a hoodie. Yes
[04:56:55] Bro, so I think what we do hold up matter of fart one second
[04:56:59] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, I was excited at one.
[04:57:06] Okay, bro, listen, we are going to go to a restaurant, go to a restaurant, order food.
[04:57:13] The waiter is going to be none other than high-fives.
[04:57:16] After we go to the restaurant, we are going to take them to a boating alley, okay?
[04:57:21] If that goes well, we might end up back at their crib tonight, bro.
[04:57:26] in this is a generational two man bro can I ask you a question are we having sex
[04:57:34] tonight with them like if the card is on the table if the card is on the table
[04:57:43] are we laying it down tonight or are we saving it for another day but Muda it's
[04:57:49] virtual reality how do you even do that um there's like custom characters you
[04:57:56] You know, like, you can take your cock out, bro.
[04:58:03] It's VR chat, bro.
[04:58:06] You banged on the first date.
[04:58:10] Why would you wait?
[04:58:13] What's the point of waiting?
[04:58:15] All right, man, let me ask them what their names are.
[04:58:21] Hold on, let me add them on VR.
[04:58:23] I have a mind, I'm gonna add you to the group chat
[04:58:25] I'm gonna add you to the group chat.
[04:58:27] Bro, lock in bro, dead ass.
[04:58:29] Don't fuck around with this shit, bro.
[04:58:31] You have a legitimate chance of getting your wife, bro.
[04:58:34] Legitimate chance.
[04:58:36] Okay?
[04:58:37] Do you know anything about your girl at all?
[04:58:41] No.
[04:58:42] Me neither.
[04:58:44] No, I don't know anything.
[04:58:47] I don't know anything, bro.
[04:58:48] All right, focus, concentrate, lock in bro.
[04:58:52] Don't fuck around.
[04:58:53] All right, this is a first date.
[04:58:55] We had 20 girls, bro.
[04:58:57] We picked the top two.
[04:58:58] These are our two favorites, bro.
[04:59:01] So it's time to actually lock in, bro.
[04:59:03] True, true, true.
[04:59:03] It's time to lock in.
[04:59:05] True, true, true, true, true, true, true.
[04:59:07] Oh, we might have a problem.
[04:59:08] Shiza. No.
[04:59:09] What, what, what, what, what?
[04:59:10] What's a potential problem?
[04:59:12] Wait, I'm out of time. No.
[04:59:14] I told them 8.30, but it's 8.
[04:59:16] Oh, 8.30, but it's early.
[04:59:18] Let's see, they might be on, they might be on.
[04:59:21] Shiza.
[04:59:23] They might be odd. Oh, I'm out of far.
[04:59:25] Dude, what did you eat? Like what the fuck?
[04:59:27] Why the fuck are you farting?
[04:59:30] Chicken, rice, chopped up carrots, chopped up fucking onions.
[04:59:34] Bro, I'm locked in, bro.
[04:59:36] I have a the biggest sporting event of my life in two weeks.
[04:59:42] Biggest sporting event of my life, bro.
[04:59:43] Biggest day of my life.
[04:59:45] What is that? What is that?
[04:59:45] What's that?
[04:59:46] It's a charity match, bro.
[04:59:47] Oh.
[04:59:49] The one you fell on last time?
[04:59:55] I'm pretty sure the one where you fell down last time.
[04:59:59] No, no, no.
[05:00:00] Cool.
[05:00:01] If this is what we're doing, like this is what we're doing tonight.
[05:00:03] No, if you want to do this shit, bro.
[05:00:05] Yo, bro, I'll literally start talking to your girlfriend, bro.
[05:00:10] Okay, not your girlfriend, but your VR date.
[05:00:13] Bro, Muda, listen, bro.
[05:00:15] Yeah, I fell on the side mentality match last year, bro.
[05:00:18] Bro this year. I've been non-stop dedicated continuous training for two and a half months, bro
[05:00:23] Have you practiced at all in the last week? What do you mean at what?
[05:00:28] But have you ever had you played soccer in the last week? I played today. I played two days ago
[05:00:35] What are you saying, bro? Oh, you're locked in you're locked in. Yeah, bro
[05:00:40] Okay, who said setting up now your date has not said anything. What is our name? Hasui?
[05:00:46] uh no she's me
[05:00:50] has suey bro that is her name i'm looking in the discord you don't know her
[05:00:54] name you don't know your date's name no i think you don't know your date's name
[05:00:58] my name is suey you are you absolute piece of
[05:01:01] shit who's suey her name is he suey it's look at the discord bro
[05:01:05] he's suey he suey h is ui bro you don't even know her name
[05:01:10] bro you're a terrible date what is your girl's name
[05:01:12] Lulu bro, it's easy simple remember it is easy boy. I who sue he sue he sue I mean bro
[05:01:19] I don't know dude. I can't just call her sushi
[05:01:22] Like I don't know there's gotta be like a nickname. I can give her hi. Bye said. I'm ready smiling emoji. You'll have eyes
[05:01:28] I'm not dating you bro. How does it not dating you dude, but mood up, bro
[05:01:33] Yeah, I can bet with you. Yeah, you go for it
[05:01:36] Do you think I will score a goal? Oh my god, history just said yeah
[05:01:39] Do you think I will score a goal in the side of a charity match? Yes. No
[05:01:45] That was the quickest transition ever what why why'd you say yes, but I said yes, isn't my boy
[05:01:51] I believe in you, but I I don't think no
[05:01:54] I don't think like you know like yes, I want you to score. Do I think you're gonna score? No
[05:02:00] I'm gonna be honest my only goal is one goal. That's not a goal. I don't care about winning
[05:02:04] I don't care about getting assists. I don't give a fuck
[05:02:08] I just want one goal bro because last year I had zero goals and I vowed to myself
[05:02:13] I made a promise to myself bro after there is it to get a goal and that it was rare. No, no
[05:02:19] No, there's a lot of goals, bro. I was just trashed last year last year to put it into perspective. There was 18 goals last year
[05:02:26] Oh my god, I'm gonna huh
[05:02:29] Your ass 18 goal. Wait, that's like they
[05:02:34] 10 in a fucking Rainbow Six Siege game and- and- and ha- ha!
[05:02:39] AHH!
[05:02:40] Continue, no!
[05:02:41] No!
[05:02:42] Continue your time!
[05:02:43] Continue your time!
[05:02:44] And that's- that's- that's the equivalent of going 2 and 21.
[05:02:47] What was it?
[05:02:48] 2 and 18?
[05:02:49] 2 and 21?
[05:02:50] What was it?
[05:02:51] And that Ballerina game.
[05:02:52] Yo, Mura, I'm gonna slap the dog shit out of you, bro.
[05:02:55] Yo, listen, bro.
[05:02:56] Yes, last year I was a failure.
[05:02:59] I made a promise to myself, to my chat, if there was ever another Sight of Mentority
[05:03:04] match I will score a goal when they announced it I immediately started
[05:03:08] training I was already training before they announced it bro just in case I've
[05:03:11] been training for three months bro if I don't score a goal I'm going to kill
[05:03:15] myself and my energy craft in my craft if I don't score a goal you're never
[05:03:20] seen me again. I will! Zorakal! Do you have any like-
[05:03:28] I'll get them all out! With my bare hands! Do you hear me? With my bare hands!
[05:03:37] Whoa! Do you have any videos of you practicing?
[05:03:45] Uh, there's like a whole catalog. Do you want to see?
[05:03:48] I'll let you at least one clip. Yeah, go for it. Oh, yeah, let me screen share
[05:03:54] Why are you walking away? I'll show you I'll show you my fucking clips, bro. I'll show you my fucking clips
[05:04:00] Muda be completely unbiased be completely unbiased. Okay. I will be completely unbiased like don't give me shit
[05:04:07] All right. Hello. Hello. What if it's hard to make a table, but I'm a man, baby
[05:04:12] Here's how my name me what is tick tock? What is this app?
[05:04:18] All right, I'm going to be showing you my
[05:04:23] Soccer hot lights broke my foot. I'm all hot eyes and I want you to be honest, bro
[05:04:27] Don't I don't sugarcoat shit. Just be dead ass on us. Okay. Go go go. Can you see the screen chair?
[05:04:33] No, no, they're not string chair. Can you see the screen chair now? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? All right. Are you ready?
[05:04:39] Okay, go here. We go. We're starting up with this one
[05:04:42] Just wrapped up another training.
[05:04:44] I don't want you to be honest, like, two.
[05:04:46] Muda, don't lie. Don't shoot at me.
[05:04:48] Okay, I love the game.
[05:04:50] Lock in.
[05:04:52] We...
[05:04:54] Bother.
[05:04:56] We started today's session off with some technical work.
[05:04:58] This is another variation of ball mastery.
[05:05:00] So Muda, could you do this? Right here, could you do this?
[05:05:02] Except I'm making Jinxie move back.
[05:05:03] Could you do that?
[05:05:04] Backwards and forwards instead of side.
[05:05:05] Yeah, absolutely.
[05:05:06] With your left foot. You could do that.
[05:05:07] No, not with my left. Not with my left.
[05:05:09] Jinx is passing with his left and his right foot here.
[05:05:12] He's still,
[05:05:13] Could you do that, could you do that?
[05:05:14] No, no.
[05:05:14] And calm, and his shoulders are down and relaxed
[05:05:16] when receiving the ball.
[05:05:18] Once we were warm, we got into the rest of the session.
[05:05:20] Make sure you check out Jinx's volley
[05:05:21] at the end of this video,
[05:05:23] in this drill, I was a,
[05:05:23] Could you do that?
[05:05:24] Aah!
[05:05:27] Could you do that?
[05:05:28] Oh, oh, Oh, is that a rainbow?
[05:05:30] Is that a rainbow?
[05:05:31] As you can see in this.
[05:05:32] That is a rainbow for like, yeah.
[05:05:33] Is that a rainbow?
[05:05:34] You did a pretty good job of it.
[05:05:35] To get him back, I'm going to two foot tackle that fuck.
[05:05:37] All right, now could you do this?
[05:05:39] next week. But in all seriousness, he was moving really well. As a coach, seeing your
[05:05:45] play,
[05:05:46] What's your stamina looking like, though? Amazing. They get better on the ball and unlocking
[05:05:51] things they didn't know was
[05:05:52] How do you do that?
[05:05:53] My chat saying AI. Yeah, you can see the Sora too in the bottom. Yeah, I don't know.
[05:06:02] My chat saying AI as well. I don't understand why any time it's something positive of me,
[05:06:07] It's just has to be a possible is the most rewarding part of this process
[05:06:10] We then tackled something that we haven't done before now that gonna do that. That's a volume or which is bollies
[05:06:16] My main coaching point was imagine you're hitting the ball straight through sketches face sketch
[05:06:21] You're gonna need to work out of your just so what do you think bro? One to ten one to ten. I give you a I give you a seven
[05:06:28] Okay, I feel like I feel I feel like I feel like you definitely have a better chance of scoring a goal than last year
[05:06:34] Okay, what do you think this one just wrapped up another day remember bro don't like sugar
[05:06:41] coat.
[05:06:42] How old?
[05:06:43] We're going to show you some of the best clips now.
[05:06:45] It's looking like a hat-trick.
[05:06:47] Couldn't agree more we started training with Jinxie using his left and right foot to pass
[05:06:51] back to me and we translated.
[05:06:52] How was that messy bro?
[05:06:53] Are you just blurting out word?
[05:06:54] That's passing.
[05:06:55] I'm glad it's a new drill which makes him create space for himself.
[05:07:01] Those are passes!
[05:07:03] Moving backwards while taking a forward touch around the pole
[05:07:06] Notice when he moves the ball he's playing with his head up watching the ball as well as my body language
[05:07:11] This next drill was all about quick feet getting a touch and a pass out before you can even get pressed
[05:07:15] I was happy with Jinxie's performance in this drill. So I decided to add a like quick the pass comes though
[05:07:20] Yeah, yeah, but I can I be honest bro
[05:07:23] You you seem slow
[05:07:25] like you have nice
[05:07:27] Like but you just I feel like you're slow under what's your like? What's your hundred meter or like?
[05:07:31] What's your what's your 10-yard dash?
[05:07:33] Have you even brought like yo what?
[05:07:38] Bro enjoy the video
[05:07:40] Go join a video after the second part my vision for Jinxie in this match is for him to drop off create a shooting or passing
[05:07:47] Opportunity out of nothing and play for it. It doesn't matter. How good
[05:07:49] I like that one like that body shape and a good pass. You can always create an opportunity
[05:07:53] I'm starting to apply light pressure defensively to help Jinxie get ready for what he will face in the actual game
[05:07:58] I'm gonna be doing this more and more
[05:08:01] The reason why he's able to execute while driving forward without an error is because he's already worked on his fundamentals
[05:08:06] Because of this he has a lot of mental clarity. He's not getting overwhelmed by the moment
[05:08:10] That's a good name. That's a good name. That's a good name.
[05:08:12] With time this is taking effect with the shooting as well here.
[05:08:15] What am I getting tagged in bro? Like...
[05:08:17] Jinxie, what you're doing isn't okay. Like you're not the victim here.
[05:08:21] HAHAHAHA
[05:08:22] Jinx...
[05:08:23] It was awesome!
[05:08:25] What am I getting tagged in bro?
[05:08:27] He has turned to the dark side.
[05:08:29] You're wrong, High-Vice. How could you even think that?
[05:08:32] Oh my god. High-Vice is great.
[05:08:34] You gooned.
[05:08:36] Yo.
[05:08:38] Are you sweating out of chapel, bro?
[05:08:40] I'm sorry, Jinxie.
[05:08:42] Jinxie is gone.
[05:08:44] I am what remains.
[05:08:46] Goodbye, old friend.
[05:08:48] High-Vice.
[05:08:50] High-Vice.
[05:08:52] This is the end.
[05:08:54] Oh my god.
[05:08:56] God hey, I'm still worst stage at the internet. I've ever seen bro like
[05:09:03] Fuck off there's more James C. Morgan
[05:09:06] Tonight's the night. I shoot my shot brekkie hill. Okay, okay
[05:09:10] No, Aaron, could you make another concept of video?
[05:09:14] Aaron, do you have any other idea? Please tell me bro. You're not like the others bro every time I get in TikTok
[05:09:20] I just get tagged in this guy's page you accept my dark side and not like the Cassie's
[05:09:25] Oh
[05:09:31] So, why are you stalking my streams, you know why chat goon with me, okay?
[05:09:41] Oh, oh my god, this is the worst page
[05:09:50] All right, bro. Hey, I think they're ready, bro. I think they're ready
[05:09:56] Okay, hide my let's call in the group. Let's just wait wait and make a new group a bit of a group
[05:10:02] What up? Hey, you know the second we enter that call you know, it's real right? We can't we're not in there
[05:10:07] There's no there's we are in the day. I but I don't want this shit to be VR no
[05:10:11] I want this to be a real date, bro. I don't fuck VR bro. Fuck VR fuck VR, bro
[05:10:17] I want to be a real date. Yes, bro. No, there's no bullshit, bro. Like actually lock in
[05:10:21] Hey, bro, you said your date goes bad. You're going back.
[05:10:25] No, I said, no, I said, no.
[05:10:27] I mean, I was thinking about it because I'm just nervous, bro.
[05:10:29] You know, like she's my safe, my safe bet, but I can't do that, bro.
[05:10:33] I can't do that, bro. I can't do that.
[05:10:36] I can't do that.
[05:10:36] Be honest, bro. Do you miss Sakura at all, bro?
[05:10:39] Like at all, even a little bit like with the knives, the karambit,
[05:10:42] the Yana elite, you know, her fucking caked up ass, her titties.
[05:10:49] Yo, all right, all right, bro.
[05:10:51] What type of like you know what type of wingman even is this bro?
[05:10:55] You're supposed to help me move on you're right. You're right. My life
[05:11:02] Wait, what is this message you type big nose
[05:11:06] Yeah, that was high-vives bro that was high-vives
[05:11:09] That was literally high-vives dude. Okay, they need to add me and then I could call
[05:11:15] Yeah, I did that I could call
[05:11:21] I
[05:11:26] Lock in bro a focus focus. I am
[05:11:30] I don't have to call hold up. No, no, I'm getting a little nervous. I'm getting a little nervous. Yo, hold up
[05:11:36] He's like we get this the joker. Yeah, I don't know. We're hopefully she doesn't join
[05:11:42] But she doesn't join yo
[05:11:44] I don't know, bro, is everything good, everything good?
[05:11:50] Am I balding?
[05:11:52] Yes, there's a bald spot on your head.
[05:12:01] Okay, are they almost ready?
[05:12:02] All right, I'm gonna stay on this call.
[05:12:03] Moody, stay on this call, first time.
[05:12:05] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[05:12:06] We're safe here, bro.
[05:12:07] So what do we, are we like, bro,
[05:12:10] are you still as nervous as the first time
[05:12:13] He took Sakura and Buddy out, or are you dealing with him now?
[05:12:18] I'm getting a little more comfortable.
[05:12:20] I'm getting a little more comfortable.
[05:12:22] But yeah, bro, it's a new night tonight, bro.
[05:12:24] New night, these are our top two, bro.
[05:12:27] This can't go wrong.
[05:12:29] This literally, is there a hole in your wall?
[05:12:33] Dude, you don't even want to know what happened in this room,
[05:12:36] bro.
[05:12:36] Like, I'm going to be honest, bro.
[05:12:39] It's bad, bro.
[05:12:39] It's bad, bro.
[05:12:42] Bro, what's going on? Is there like mice in your walls now?
[05:12:45] Yeah, your nose actually just chubb scared me right there.
[05:12:50] Like, I don't know why you're on that shit, bro.
[05:12:51] I don't know why you're saying that shit, bro.
[05:12:53] Bro, I think you just broke your camera.
[05:12:54] I think you just broke your camera.
[05:12:55] I'm not gonna get it.
[05:12:56] I think you just broke your camera.
[05:12:58] Dead ass, dead ass.
[05:12:59] Bro, do you want to see more of my highlights, or no?
[05:13:02] Are you good?
[05:13:03] Uh, I mean, if you want to, I don't mind.
[05:13:04] And you can also show me the, uh...
[05:13:06] Let me show you.
[05:13:07] Okay, not these. Fuck.
[05:13:08] Get me out of here.
[05:13:09] Let me show you my basketball highlights, okay?
[05:13:11] just to you.
[05:13:14] Yes, bro. Of course, bro.
[05:13:16] We might make you 2026
[05:13:17] for the year, bro.
[05:13:19] Of course, bro. Here's fortune.
[05:13:20] But here. Yeah.
[05:13:21] Ready, ready, ready?
[05:13:22] OK, OK.
[05:13:23] Are you watching?
[05:13:24] Yeah, yeah, go, go, go, OK, OK, you're in your in your in your in.
[05:13:28] No, no, no.
[05:13:28] You want to look up your street?
[05:13:30] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[05:13:31] Screen share, screen share.
[05:13:32] Can you see? Can you see? Can you see?
[05:13:33] No, you're not.
[05:13:34] Not, not, not, not, not, not.
[05:13:35] Now, now, now, now.
[05:13:36] All right, all right, all right, just let me know.
[05:13:38] What you think, bro?
[05:13:39] Let me know what you think.
[05:13:40] music caught it up. Let me let you know. This is me in high school and it's my senior year,
[05:13:45] bro. It's my senior year. I had the whole world in front of me, bro. Wait, bro, you downgraded
[05:13:50] as fuck. Bro, this guy, wait. Jumper. What did you say? Oh my god. Yes, yes. Wait, wait,
[05:13:59] why do you, you look worse now than you did before. What the fuck happened to you? This
[05:14:04] is me, bro. Keep watching. Okay, go, go. Senior year, bro. Whole world in front of me. 18 years
[05:14:09] Oh, right away green bang boys. It's actually you or no
[05:14:15] Yes, yeah, my ass you are not my ass
[05:14:20] You are not dunking
[05:14:24] God kill me
[05:14:30] Fucking sense who's gonna kill us both. Oh look read it read it. Look at how many likes this has bro
[05:14:36] I don't I don't give a fuck. There's no way you're not done. What how tall are you green contact?
[05:14:42] Jesus six of one six of one six of one
[05:14:46] What are you chuckling about bro get through the video and
[05:14:50] Has he has he lay hand faith
[05:14:54] We have a tattoo you have a tattoo. Yes, too. Let me see it. Let me see let me see the camera in the in the string
[05:15:01] Yeah, well, yeah, what you have it on your chest here right here. I'll show you right here
[05:15:05] Okay, go ahead. Take your shirt off. Let me see. Yeah, no, that's my tattoo
[05:15:10] Right there. That's me. Okay. Yeah, so let me see it in real life
[05:15:18] Yeah, that's not
[05:15:20] I got it removed though. Why is my jack keep telling you to tell you about something about 59 to 7? What is that?
[05:15:28] All right, this isn't me. This is Matt McClellan. Do you actually want to see me? Okay?
[05:15:32] Yeah, I fuck you. Do you actually want to see me be like, oh, yes. Yes. Yes, bro
[05:15:37] All right, I'll show you this is actually me
[05:15:40] wait
[05:15:41] This is me
[05:15:43] All right, big now. This is me. Thank God. I was our third string. I'm coming in right
[05:15:50] Here there I am. Holy shit. That is for me. I'm number 12 acts. That's actually me. Well, I
[05:16:02] of things i would say uh we lost this game i believe it was 59 to 7
[05:16:11] we had the worst basketball team in the county we didn't have a winning record in this is all
[05:16:16] true dude basketball since the 90s so chat we were losing so bad our coach was like shout out to him
[05:16:23] by the way our coach was like shout out coach newman man like fuck it get in their neck so here's
[05:16:28] Here's me, yo, here's me.
[05:16:30] Now, let's analyze, all right?
[05:16:31] You know what?
[05:16:32] I'm gonna do something the other team hasn't seen yet.
[05:16:36] And I've seen Mugsy Bogues try this,
[05:16:38] because Mugsy Bogues is my inspiration.
[05:16:40] He was five foot seven in the NBA.
[05:16:42] I'm four foot eight in middle school.
[05:16:44] So I did something I saw Mugsy Bogues do.
[05:16:49] Oh!
[05:16:50] Oh, my God.
[05:16:51] Oh, my God.
[05:16:51] Oh, my God.
[05:16:52] Oh, my God.
[05:16:53] Oh, my God.
[05:16:54] Oh, my God.
[05:16:55] Oh, my God.
[05:16:56] Oh, my God.
[05:16:56] Oh, my God.
[05:16:57] Yeah, that's me, bro.
[05:16:59] Jixie, Jixie, Jixie, Jixie, what the fuck, bro?
[05:17:03] Yo, oh my god, stick the fucking golf or soccer, bro.
[05:17:07] You guys have to know what the fuck that just looks.
[05:17:10] Yeah, that is me, bro.
[05:17:11] Now that's actually me.
[05:17:12] Okay, wait, where is Hasumi, bro?
[05:17:15] She's not in the...
[05:17:16] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my god.
[05:17:18] She's in.
[05:17:19] All right, join the group call.
[05:17:20] Are you ready?
[05:17:21] Take it.
[05:17:22] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I need to take a piss.
[05:17:23] I need to get water.
[05:17:24] I need to get piss.
[05:17:25] I need to get water.
[05:17:26] All right, we're back, we're back.
[05:17:28] Keep us in give-off, we're back.
[05:17:30] Are you sure you're not gonna dress up?
[05:17:32] Yes, bro, I'm not dressing up for shit no more.
[05:17:34] All right, all right, fuck it, fuck it.
[05:17:35] I just want one girl in this world
[05:17:37] to actually like me for myself, bro.
[05:17:39] That's all I want.
[05:17:40] I'm not gonna dress up and be somebody I'm not.
[05:17:42] I don't wear tuxedos, bro.
[05:17:44] I don't wear tuxedos.
[05:17:45] I just want one girl to actually like me
[05:17:47] for who I am is myself, bro.
[05:17:49] Chat, um, what you call it?
[05:17:52] Let's watch more TikToks, so Mood is gone.
[05:17:54] Chat, tag me in TikToks, bro.
[05:17:56] What is this?
[05:17:59] No music.
[05:18:00] No music.
[05:18:03] Ah, tag me.
[05:18:06] No, no, tag me in TikToks.
[05:18:08] Guys, tag me in TikToks, tag me in TikToks.
[05:18:14] What is that?
[05:18:15] I don't even want to know what that is.
[05:18:16] That looks interesting.
[05:18:18] Maybe it's a bad idea.
[05:18:20] Homelander?
[05:18:22] Stop stalling.
[05:18:24] Yo bro, we're not,
[05:18:25] We're not, we're not stalling bro, shut up.
[05:18:31] Oh my God, new date today.
[05:18:35] Chat, I'm not stalling, we're waiting for Mura.
[05:18:43] Oh, chat, how do you guys think tonight's date is gonna go?
[05:18:46] Bro, as soon as we click this button
[05:18:48] and join this call, the date is live.
[05:18:50] Lock in bro, lock the fuck in bro.
[05:18:54] We're going to take them to a fine dining restaurant
[05:18:57] and then a bowling alley and then back to the crib.
[05:19:04] Lock the hell in, okay?
[05:19:15] Lock the hell in, bro.
[05:19:24] Lock the hell in chat. Lock the hell in.
[05:19:32] Lock the hell in chat.
[05:19:41] Dude, oh my God, everybody's canceling the Valorant tournament again.
[05:19:53] Oh my god
[05:19:57] Jesus
[05:19:58] Yo, yo, what's up, bro?
[05:20:00] Bro, I can smell you from here and you smell like shit, bro. I put some gilded on. All right. Let's play. Are you ready?
[05:20:06] So before I go in here, how do I pronounce my girl's name? So I don't fuck it up. He's Sui, bro. He's Sui
[05:20:13] Bro, I feel I'm fucking weird and all the way we got this Sui every time I say my girl's name
[05:20:16] Look, what the fuck is this? He's Sui, bro. Just ask him for a cute nickname, bro. Ask for a cute nickname
[05:20:21] Okay, you ready?
[05:20:24] Yes, I'm ready.
[05:20:28] Alright bro, you ready?
[05:20:32] I'm nervous.
[05:20:33] I'm nervous.
[05:20:34] I'm gonna end in like two hours bro, so we have two hours of a date.
[05:20:37] Okay?
[05:20:38] Join the call and focus.
[05:20:41] Don't fuck around.
[05:20:42] Alright, alright, let's go.
[05:20:44] So basically what we have planned in the agenda tonight is you are going to be our restaurant
[05:21:07] head chef and head waiter and bowling.
[05:21:10] I was can you like throw us like some like you know I'm saying like some throw
[05:21:14] us like some you know I'm sort of yes yes yes you guys need a lot yeah bro have
[05:21:21] you seen our race bro it's oh hello hello hello hey how you doing hi Lulu
[05:21:36] How are you?
[05:21:37] Hey, hi boys.
[05:21:38] I hope you guys are doing well.
[05:21:41] Dude, hi guys.
[05:21:42] Just, hi guys.
[05:21:43] Can I speak to you in private for a moment?
[05:21:46] I'll be calling you.
[05:21:47] Why am I muckin' though?
[05:21:48] No, no, no.
[05:21:49] Just pick up the phone really quick.
[05:21:50] I'm gonna deafen.
[05:21:51] No, so, hey Lulu.
[05:21:52] Hey, I'm gone.
[05:21:53] So what you're not gonna do is you're not gonna hit on my date, bro.
[05:22:04] You're not gonna hit on my fucking date, bro.
[05:22:06] Well, it's just nice to know you're not going to get in my no, bro. You're not going to hit all my date, bro
[05:22:14] You've taken enough from me in this life. Let me have this
[05:22:23] Okay, I gotta get back in there moota. What are you doing? What's going on?
[05:22:29] Lulu tell me everything that happened the last 20 seconds
[05:22:32] Um, he was asking me what type of nicknames like he should give he's a we
[05:22:38] Oh
[05:22:40] Hi, hi
[05:22:44] Hey, babe
[05:22:46] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, oh this is, oh this is you
[05:22:50] Wait, okay
[05:22:52] It's me, it's me, I got a new outfit you want to see or do you want to
[05:22:56] Yes, I'll see
[05:22:58] Shortly in a second
[05:23:00] Of course, I will say too much.
[05:23:03] Yeah, did you miss me?
[05:23:05] Of course, I missed you so much. I was actually watching your stream earlier.
[05:23:10] Really? Did you enjoy your, uh, did you enjoy your stay in the stream?
[05:23:15] Yeah, yeah, it was really fun. I watched you do a little 1v1 in Rainbow Six. That was a lot of fun to watch.
[05:23:22] Oh yeah, you saw it.
[05:23:23] You're really good. Yeah, you're really good at it. You gotta teach me some time.
[05:23:27] All right, hi. Hey yo have ice keep your friggin mic muted, bro
[05:23:32] I don't know what the fuck
[05:23:34] Even is
[05:23:35] Hi, bye. Put a sock in it. Sorry about him Lulu. He's a loose cannon. Uh, you know
[05:23:40] No, it's okay. It's okay. Is your date here or what's happening with your date? I don't know, uh, you know
[05:23:46] Don't mind me and you guys. I'm just you know chilling here waiting for my love to arrive
[05:23:51] You don't keep talking if you don't want jinks. He didn't yeah
[05:23:54] Everyone shut the fuck up
[05:23:57] Hello.
[05:23:58] Hi, baby.
[05:23:59] How are you?
[05:24:00] Hi, Muda.
[05:24:01] Hi, Muda.
[05:24:02] How are you?
[05:24:03] Muda, you know her name.
[05:24:04] Just say her name, Muda.
[05:24:06] She's got it.
[05:24:07] She's got it.
[05:24:08] She's got it.
[05:24:09] Hey, yeah, you got it.
[05:24:10] You got it.
[05:24:11] I heard you were having trouble.
[05:24:12] I shouldn't have helped you.
[05:24:13] Hey, you're a good shit, Muda.
[05:24:15] You know, hey, shut the fuck up.
[05:24:17] He's been my love.
[05:24:18] Can I just say your name is so different from everyone.
[05:24:22] It's just so unique.
[05:24:23] I can already tell we're going to get along.
[05:24:25] Dude, thank you so much. Thank you, thank you. We're going to...
[05:24:30] What type of shitty ass fucking Riz is that, bro?
[05:24:35] Lulu, um...
[05:24:37] What?
[05:24:39] He's the... Can you turn your camera on?
[05:24:42] Yeah, I got you, I got you.
[05:24:44] Lulu, I'm seeing a lot of, like, recoil and jiggle. You can just chill.
[05:24:48] Lulu?
[05:24:49] I'm just a little bouncy. I apologize.
[05:24:53] I'm very excited to see you tonight.
[05:24:55] All right.
[05:24:56] All right, so let's go in VR.
[05:24:58] Have mine.
[05:24:58] Could you add them and then me and Mura
[05:25:01] are going to meet you guys in virtual realm?
[05:25:04] You want me to add them on your account?
[05:25:06] Yes, yes, yes, yes.
[05:25:07] OK, I bet.
[05:25:10] Mura, Shizui said she's going back to Bunny or something.
[05:25:15] Oh, you said that?
[05:25:16] No, I did not.
[05:25:17] I did not.
[05:25:18] I don't know why.
[05:25:19] Jixi, you really want to start with this?
[05:25:21] Jixi, really?
[05:25:22] You want to start this?
[05:25:24] No, no, no.
[05:25:25] Oh my god.
[05:25:26] He's doing it.
[05:25:27] No, no, no.
[05:25:28] You really are.
[05:25:29] All right.
[05:25:30] He's doing it.
[05:25:31] He actually didn't say it.
[05:25:32] I'm just, you know, I'm just being a dick.
[05:25:33] Oh, OK.
[05:25:34] He said he has a big crush on you.
[05:25:35] You know what I'm saying?
[05:25:37] Oh, thanks a lot.
[05:25:39] I have a big crush on you.
[05:25:41] Yeah, he's to be, I have a very, very big crush on you.
[05:25:45] He's to be, how are you?
[05:25:48] How are you?
[05:25:49] I'm good.
[05:25:50] How are you?
[05:25:51] I am doing amazing now that you're here.
[05:25:56] It's great.
[05:26:01] I just feel like I'm E Rob over here in the corner.
[05:26:06] Yeah, so let's get the ads going.
[05:26:09] Basically, guys in a VR.
[05:26:11] Okay, you know what I'm saying?
[05:26:13] I'm going to turn my camera off in discord now.
[05:26:15] Yeah, me too.
[05:26:16] But y'all can keep it on just to tell run the game.
[05:26:20] just to tell her in the game.
[05:26:21] That's OK.
[05:26:21] OK, OK, OK.
[05:26:23] Yeah, no rush, no rush, no rush.
[05:26:26] Hi, guys, if you take control of my PC, please, and add them.
[05:26:29] Yeah, I got it.
[05:26:30] Thank you very much.
[05:26:31] I just wanted to say, you know what I'm saying?
[05:26:34] Lulu, I'm telling you a little bit about myself, Lulu.
[05:26:37] I'm a very chill, easygoing, loving man, very patient.
[05:26:42] You know what I'm saying?
[05:26:44] Very low cordazole.
[05:26:47] I never raise my voice or get angry at anything
[05:26:50] and I have so many patients.
[05:26:54] Yeah, are you sure you don't raise your voice often?
[05:26:57] You know, I was watching later.
[05:26:59] J.C., are you sure you don't raise your voice at all?
[05:27:02] J.C., are you sure?
[05:27:03] You called up last night, which is okay.
[05:27:06] I think it's kind of funny.
[05:27:07] You know, I can get a little mad too sometimes.
[05:27:10] Oh, you get mad?
[05:27:11] How does that work?
[05:27:12] I do, I do.
[05:27:14] I do Rachel a lot on games.
[05:27:16] I do that as well. Oh my God.
[05:27:19] Lily, do you have Mooda's Day added?
[05:27:21] I do not think I have Mooda added.
[05:27:25] No Mooda's Day, Mooda's girl.
[05:27:28] Oh yeah, I have Mooda's Day added.
[05:27:30] Yeah, I am.
[05:27:31] Perfect, perfect.
[05:27:33] So do you guys have like a restaurant like ready to go?
[05:27:37] Wait, what is our options, VR players?
[05:27:40] What is our restaurant options?
[05:27:41] Because we want to take you guys to the finest steak house we can.
[05:27:45] Yeah, I mean, he's really can go find something, yeah. Okay. Yes. Yeah. That sounds great. You're telling me you guys didn't prepare the date.
[05:27:56] Jinxie, you didn't you didn't prepare. Are they? No. No. No. So basically, it was a miscommunication because we were going to take you guys.
[05:28:08] So it was a nice steakhouse in the game, but it was closed tonight.
[05:28:12] So we're last second scrambling.
[05:28:14] You know what I mean?
[05:28:15] No, I understand.
[05:28:16] I understand.
[05:28:17] Hi, guys.
[05:28:18] Hi.
[05:28:19] So do y'all have a dinner that we're going to have?
[05:28:25] Yeah, what's your guys' favorite food?
[05:28:28] My favorite food, I like pasta.
[05:28:31] Pasta is really good.
[05:28:34] That's good.
[05:28:35] I like sushi, honestly.
[05:28:36] Yeah, I can make some pasta.
[05:28:37] Yeah, sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi and I'm very cherry
[05:28:46] ladies I'll be the chef tonight so I'll I'll accommodate
[05:28:49] the first of course.
[05:28:50] Yo, uh, okay.
[05:28:53] Hi guys, you're take it down like from an eight to a five, bro.
[05:29:00] Oh, but how about our dates?
[05:29:02] These are our dates.
[05:29:03] Hi guys, our dates like, yeah.
[05:29:06] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. How do I add? Do you have me added? Who do I need to add? Who do I need to send my friend a question? I don't get it.
[05:29:14] Start about him. She's silly. He's really stupid. Okay. It's okay. Oh, she's silly. Sorry. He's really stupid.
[05:29:21] Oh. It's fine. It's okay. It's okay.
[05:29:26] What did I have to do, okay?
[05:29:28] Can you send me another?
[05:29:29] Yeah, I'm not that amazing.
[05:29:31] So who do I add here?
[05:29:34] Uh, I've mind out of my mind. Yeah. Yeah. Just send me the user. Some of your user. My user is just just send me it. Just send me it.
[05:29:44] Oh, there you go. There's Lulu. It just says VR chat. You sort of mind him right there. Just send me it. Just send me it.
[05:29:52] It's all good, Muda, just send me it, Muda.
[05:29:57] Hold it all.
[05:29:58] I'm trying to tell you, I don't know how to.
[05:30:03] You're dumb as bricks.
[05:30:04] All right, let me see what I can do.
[05:30:05] Jimmy Mouse, Willis.
[05:30:07] Muda, what's your name?
[05:30:08] Yeah.
[05:30:09] Yeah, it's your Muda.
[05:30:10] I'm going to turn it off.
[05:30:13] I got you, bro.
[05:30:15] Wait, where is it?
[05:30:20] Oh, I got it. Um, uh, yeah, just, just some, just some, yeah.
[05:30:35] All right. It's all right. Sorry. I'm sorry, ladies. My voice is
[05:30:41] a little,
[05:30:44] so aren't you like five, four? I don't know what your height was,
[05:30:47] But at last time, you told me a British was like five, four ladies.
[05:30:51] Oh, sorry. I think last time last time I spoke to you, I was six, one, six pack athlete.
[05:30:58] Yeah, I don't really like talking about it, though.
[05:31:01] Come on. All right.
[05:31:04] Ladies, wait, how old are y'all, by the way?
[05:31:08] I'm 23. Holy shit.
[05:31:11] I'm turning 19 in May.
[05:31:14] My birthday is coming up. Yeah. Yeah.
[05:31:17] So you're, oh, okay. And my girl, uh, and he's the year 23.
[05:31:22] I'm 23. Turn 24 next weekend, though.
[05:31:24] Well, I love.
[05:31:33] I'm not going on a date with an 18 year old.
[05:31:40] What do I do, bro? What do I do?
[05:31:42] Okay, I can find a substitute for you.
[05:31:45] Who?
[05:31:47] I have a feeling I know exactly the name you're going to say.
[05:31:57] Do we just get with our X's, bro?
[05:32:05] Do we just get with our X's? What do we do, bro?
[05:32:08] do bro like do we get with our exes do we do we just go do we do we do we I we
[05:32:18] can get random girls that we never talked to hi guys what yeah you know what
[05:32:26] bro hey let's just let's hey you could date his suey if you want but I like
[05:32:34] My day is 18 the reason why I dropped the bunny was because you dropped so
[05:32:40] perfectly go down together if you're gonna go back with your ex all right
[05:32:44] here's the thing if we're gonna get in a call with them bro we need to patch
[05:32:48] everything up and explain it properly bro
[05:32:55] do I keep my girl
[05:32:58] I don't know, bro. I don't know. I'm really nervous to talk to Sakura, bro.
[05:33:05] I know, me too, bro. Because Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, I don't know. I don't know. I don't...
[05:33:14] Can we hide your tails? Hide your tails.
[05:33:18] I'm going to ask Bernard.
[05:33:20] Hey, whatever Bernard says is what's happening tonight.
[05:33:24] Bernard, should I call my ex?
[05:33:33] I can't tell you how to run your personal life, but here's a direct take.
[05:33:39] Ask yourself why you'd be calling. If it's about something unresolved or necessary,
[05:33:43] sure. If it's just nostalgia or boredom, think twice. Trust your gut,
[05:33:47] and if there's any drama waiting on the other end, maybe you don't need that.
[05:33:51] Uh, there's a tent in my pants.
[05:33:57] I'm definitely not here to decide what you're doing.
[05:33:59] You're bad, my friend, but jokes aside, if you're feeling torn, maybe take a breath.
[05:34:04] Decisions made.
[05:34:05] Okay, Bernard, you know what?
[05:34:06] You changed my mind.
[05:34:07] I'm going to call my ex.
[05:34:09] Next up, my friend, Muda, uh, should he go on a date with Bunny or Sissui?
[05:34:16] Say a name.
[05:34:17] I'm not about to pick someone else's date for the mood has got to figure out who he vibes with what I'd say is
[05:34:24] He should actually talk to both. See what feels right. It's not a lottery relationships work better when you know why you're choosing someone
[05:34:31] Holy Bernard Mogg. Well, he said to pit brown. So I'm going to call Sakura
[05:34:37] So we're really getting with our exes right now.
[05:34:41] this is gonna be a train wreck bro this is gonna be a absolutely train wreck
[05:34:46] bro we need to like this is gonna be a train wreck bro okay if we're gonna be
[05:34:52] back with the answers I gotta throw something on bro I gotta throw something
[05:34:55] nice on like you can't fuck it up and then drop that with a regular ass
[05:35:00] essential t-shirt try to- wait Jack it's Sakura on though like is she even on
[05:35:05] She's not on. No way, no way. No way. Oh my god, she's on.
[05:35:13] Alright, yo, hey, just join the group call, bro. Stop, stop stalling.
[05:35:18] I gotta go at 1020 anyways. Just join the group call.
[05:35:22] Just join the group call, bro. How do I, how do I?
[05:35:26] Oh no, we're about to talk to our exes!
[05:35:31] High-fives. Where is it? Where is the group call? High-fives? Or do I keep my girl? Should I just keep my girl?
[05:35:40] Bro, you better make up your mind.
[05:35:42] No, JX! Head to tails! Head to tails! Head to tails!
[05:35:44] Tails! Head to tails!
[05:35:46] Okay, heads for what? What's heads?
[05:35:48] Heads, buddy. Tails, Sakura.
[05:35:51] Wait, no. No heads, buddy. Tails, Shisui.
[05:35:55] Heads.
[05:35:56] I
[05:35:59] Bro it God wanted this I guess all right. We're gonna call it our exes bro. Listen fucking
[05:36:06] Shut up. We're gonna call it our exes bro, and we're gonna patch everything up
[05:36:11] All right, three you want to join?
[05:36:17] Okay, I don't think we do this for crying we just go straight into the restaurant
[05:36:21] I think we go straight into the restaurant. You have to eat straight into the restaurant
[05:36:26] Hi guys, it's okay.
[05:36:27] Hi guys, it's solo queueing.
[05:36:29] Yo, hi guys, tell them to meet us in the restaurant.
[05:36:32] Yes, yes, yes.
[05:36:33] Hi guys, join this call.
[05:36:35] Join this call, hiveminds.
[05:36:37] Oh my God.
[05:36:38] So we're gonna meet them in VR?
[05:36:43] Oh no, no, no.
[05:36:45] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
[05:36:51] Yo, why is he in a call with your girl right now?
[05:36:54] I
[05:36:57] Was it going why don't you know one on one?
[05:37:01] Your voice is not that deep. I'm I told you my yeah
[05:37:08] Listen
[05:37:11] Yeah, bro, what is this dude? I don't want my waiter to try to steal my girl bro. I figured I fucking waiter bro, bro. What is this?
[05:37:17] I'm ready to go. I'm ready to be your guys's waiter. Okay, man. Get into the world with them. We already have matter, right? Yes. Yes.
[05:37:26] Hey, different restaurant, different restaurant, different restaurant.
[05:37:31] All right, let me go talk to him.
[05:37:34] Bro, it's funny.
[05:37:37] Buddy even on nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous.
[05:37:43] under this. Are you hard? Wait, back up again. Turn to the side. Bro, I just saw a print,
[05:37:55] bro. Yo, yo, how's it going, guys? They're going to find a different restaurant for us,
[05:38:02] and we should be good to go. Just tell them we're bringing flowers and apologies. I think
[05:38:11] You gotta bro. I think you guys gotta
[05:38:13] Are they pissed? Yeah, they sound mad. They sound mad, bro
[05:38:18] No, they were they were smiling when they were talking to me. I don't know what that
[05:38:26] Think they're fine
[05:38:29] Yeah, again, hi guys
[05:38:31] You're not stealing anybody's date
[05:38:35] Yeah, of course, I'm just here to work as a waiter. Yeah
[05:38:37] Muda, Muda, there's your nose growl everyday.
[05:38:42] I mean, can you get a hold of your fucking mind?
[05:38:47] I don't really mind it.
[05:38:48] He says this shit every day.
[05:38:50] I don't really mind it, bro.
[05:38:52] He's doing nothing wrong right now.
[05:38:54] Look, bro, we need to get into the world and patch this shit up, bro.
[05:38:58] Yeah.
[05:38:59] We need to patch this shit up.
[05:39:01] this shit up. No, high-fives. Is there a way that we can get a prop for flowers in the game?
[05:39:06] Is there any way to do that?
[05:39:10] Not a bad shout. Not a bad fucking.
[05:39:12] You know, you know how like you walking not a bad shout.
[05:39:15] I want flowers, bro.
[05:39:18] How would I do that?
[05:39:21] Your name is high-fives.
[05:39:22] I have. Dude, I have such a good speech.
[05:39:24] Correct, bro.
[05:39:27] Brad, such a good speech.
[05:39:28] I need I in a speech. What's my mommy? I'm sorry
[05:39:34] What do I say? What are you gonna say?
[05:39:37] Bro, I already know what I'm gonna say. I don't know what you're gonna say, bro
[05:39:40] Say okay say pretend I'm pretend pretend pretend pretend. I'm watching it. No, I'm not saying it cuz then you're just gonna fucking steal it
[05:39:48] No, no, no, I'm not saying it bro. Listen, bro. This is your ex-girlfriend. You need to talk to her, bro
[05:39:54] I have my shit, bro
[05:39:56] I'm going to go use the bathroom, high fives, get us to the lobby.
[05:40:16] Oh my god, does he do this every time where he just puts his cock in the fucking camera?
[05:40:22] I mean what if I don't want to see so anyway high-fives I just want to say you're chopped this fuck better
[05:40:29] And I just want to say you have no girlfriend no wife no hoes
[05:40:33] Every girl you talk to who doesn't want to talk to you anymore. They probably have restraining orders on you
[05:40:38] Your nose is big your eyes go sideways. I don't even know they look different directions
[05:40:44] You're fucking ugly did like you're you're ugly. You're ugly. Why are you why are you talking to me?
[05:40:52] by the way look straight real quick holy shit yeah look at the camera look at
[05:40:59] the get yeah they're not they're like drifting apart brother drifting apart
[05:41:06] I don't know what's going on
[05:41:10] okay thank you're a camera bro
[05:41:15] Let me talk to the ladies real quick, be right back.
[05:41:25] Please, thank you.
[05:41:27] Yep.
[05:41:29] So, Jack.
[05:41:35] He's me is probably crying right now, um, so what do I do, you know, like, he's me is probably crying right now.
[05:41:49] Good, who cares, Jesus?
[05:41:56] Yo, Mura, are you ready?
[05:41:57] Jixi, if we had to have a sword fight for us to save our lives, right, like with our both cocks and penises, are you gonna do it?
[05:42:03] Yes. We need an invite by the way.
[05:42:06] He's uh, okay. Now I have one last question.
[05:42:09] Me and you, we're in the middle of a jungle. The plane just crashed and we're survivors.
[05:42:17] We're trying to, you know, look for food and a snake comes and bites me on my dick.
[05:42:24] You have to suck the venom out.
[05:42:27] Are you going to suck my dick to save my life or are you gonna let me die?
[05:42:32] Let me turn my camera on first, and I want you to look at the camera, Jixi, Jixi, I need
[05:42:40] to help.
[05:42:41] Jixi, please.
[05:42:42] Jixi.
[05:42:43] Jixi, please.
[05:42:44] Save me, Jixi.
[05:42:45] Save me.
[05:42:46] You want me to suck the venom out of the tip of your rod to save your life.
[05:42:57] Hey, you guys, how's it going?
[05:42:59] Me, ho.
[05:43:00] How do I do that, I'm not doing that, bro.
[05:43:03] I was doing okay.
[05:43:04] Honestly, bro, if your life was on the line and you were tearing up and like
[05:43:08] your life was on the line, I would probably, yeah, I would thank you, bro.
[05:43:11] I'm gonna join the world.
[05:43:12] Muda.
[05:43:13] Uh, you didn't invite me.
[05:43:15] Uh, you were invited.
[05:43:17] Remember how fast Muda's brain is lagging.
[05:43:20] And what is this little like, why do you guys like to like, okay, I joined.
[05:43:24] Bro, I joined, I joined, I joined, I joined, I joined, I joined, I joined, I joined, I joined.
[05:43:27] Are you in or are you in or are you in or meet up with me?
[05:43:29] all right jinxie joined the other call oh no yet not yet not yet not yet not
[05:43:37] yet not yet fuck the other call one sec one second one second wait should we
[05:43:42] even use the call? oh my god oh my god where are you we're already there's no
[05:43:45] private space there's no private space there is where you are
[05:43:49] coming over with me
[05:43:52] What I come here what I come here?
[05:43:59] All right, listen bro, bro
[05:44:01] We fucked shit up, bro. All right. I know I know we're not a date with them
[05:44:07] Made them feel great and then broke up with them, bro. Now. I know the only way to repair this is
[05:44:15] Probably through gaslighting and manipulation. I'm just gonna be yes
[05:44:18] I was just I was just you know, we should say we should say that we tried
[05:44:23] To be tried to go on another date
[05:44:25] But all we could think about is a dome and that we just couldn't suppress our feelings and put a mask on for the rest of
[05:44:32] Our lives, so we're doing this now
[05:44:36] Yo
[05:44:37] mood on mood on
[05:44:39] You have something you have to tell the bunny, you know, I have something that's time
[05:44:44] We move I have a script. I I could say something. I have a good script
[05:44:48] Okay. Okay. Have a good trip too.
[05:44:53] Basically ladies, we stopped going on dates with you guys and wanted to break it off because we were afraid we were falling too fast and catching feelings. You know what I mean?
[05:45:09] Yeah, I felt like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that.
[05:45:13] Oh, it's funny running into you guys here.
[05:45:31] Hey, what's going on, what's going on, buddy, how are you?
[05:45:36] It's, uh, we were just out to get some food.
[05:45:39] I can't believe we ran into you guys here.
[05:45:41] Oh, yeah.
[05:45:42] That's crazy.
[05:45:43] Yeah, we just did a dance today.
[05:45:46] How was your guys' day today?
[05:45:49] What did y'all do today?
[05:45:51] Well, you know, I've just been dancing a little bit, just hiring myself out.
[05:45:58] Okay.
[05:45:59] I'm gonna, ladies, ladies, I'm gonna address the 900 pound elephant in the room, okay?
[05:46:06] Yeah, address, address.
[05:46:08] so we buddy buddy I'm gonna I'm gonna explain it to you over there though in
[05:46:14] the corner can you please follow me okay okay no worries yeah you guys took your
[05:46:19] time so hey fancy running into you here I'm gonna be honest yeah yeah okay yeah
[05:46:31] Yeah, how is the weather?
[05:46:34] Could I speak to you outside?
[05:46:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[05:46:41] So, okay, you know, basically, I think why I ended up breaking things off between us last night is because I was afraid that I was just catching feelings too fast, you know what I mean?
[05:46:59] and it was really intimidating, right?
[05:47:02] But then when I had more time to reflect on it,
[05:47:05] I realized like, you know,
[05:47:07] this is the relationship I want to pursue.
[05:47:09] Do you know what I mean?
[05:47:12] Yeah, yeah, I understand, but, you know,
[05:47:18] I'd be willing to think it over,
[05:47:20] but you may need to be punished first,
[05:47:23] but I would be interested in talking things over
[05:47:27] a little bit if that.
[05:47:28] You said you want to like punish me.
[05:47:32] How so?
[05:47:33] So, I have some plans, I have some pretty good ideas for what I can do to you.
[05:47:39] We can start by you begging for a little bit of forgiveness.
[05:47:45] Okay, let me do that right now. Sorry, hold up.
[05:47:48] Is this okay?
[05:47:51] Yeah, that's perfect.
[05:47:54] Mommy, I'm sorry for betraying you, my queen, I beg for your forgiveness.
[05:48:05] Okay. Okay. That's pretty good. I appreciate that.
[05:48:11] All right.
[05:48:13] You're one punishment right off the bat though. Okay.
[05:48:16] Okay.
[05:48:18] two three good boy you took that good good boy I got some plans for us later
[05:48:30] though but we can we can talk it over drinks first for sure okay okay let's
[05:48:36] head back in there thank you for your forgiveness I'll hold the door for you
[05:48:42] here. I'll have the door. Thank you. Oh, that door. Thank you.
[05:48:50] That's good. Hey, guys, how's it going?
[05:48:55] Look at that two lovebirds. Oh, yeah, they look like y'all are
[05:48:59] y'all made up just as well.
[05:49:01] So y'all made up as well.
[05:49:06] So I'm just gonna get I'm gonna the head chef is arriving in
[05:49:09] about five seconds right now. Okay. Apparently this place is
[05:49:12] Yeah, you ladies
[05:49:25] You ladies like a booth or bar
[05:49:42] I want to see the booth.
[05:49:44] Yeah, let's see the booth here.
[05:49:48] This one might be good.
[05:49:51] Okay.
[05:49:52] You want to sit across?
[05:49:54] Yeah, I like that.
[05:49:55] I like this.
[05:49:56] Yeah, I like that.
[05:49:57] Uh, is Barry okay?
[05:49:59] Yeah, yeah.
[05:50:01] Barry?
[05:50:02] So, Sakura, how are you?
[05:50:07] Hey.
[05:50:08] Hey, Mura.
[05:50:09] I'm good.
[05:50:10] How are you?
[05:50:11] How are you?
[05:50:12] I'm good.
[05:50:13] I'm doing amazing.
[05:50:14] Did you forget Kimsey?
[05:50:17] I did.
[05:50:19] I gave him a good slap thing.
[05:50:21] Like the good boy he is.
[05:50:23] And he apologized to his mommy.
[05:50:25] Oh, really?
[05:50:27] Yes.
[05:50:28] I basically was punished.
[05:50:30] And I am sorry, mommy.
[05:50:33] I will never act out like that again.
[05:50:36] It's okay.
[05:50:37] I appreciate it.
[05:50:38] I accept your apology.
[05:50:39] Some plans for later, though, we can hang out here for a bit and funny and I have something fun planned for later. Don't you worry?
[05:50:48] It's a little bit hard to stand up right now.
[05:50:53] All right, that's fine. Funny.
[05:50:55] Jason, can I see you outside for a second? Yeah, of course. I'll be right back. I'll see you soon.
[05:51:03] Yeah, I trust you. I know you'll be back.
[05:51:09] Ahem.
[05:51:11] Yo.
[05:51:13] Yo, so did you- what happened?
[05:51:16] Did she slap the shit out of you?
[05:51:17] What the fuck happened?
[05:51:18] Well, what happened?
[05:51:19] I had to basically give it on my knees and beg for forgiveness and then she slapped me in the face.
[05:51:29] What are you laughing about, bro?
[05:51:31] What was your punishment?
[05:51:33] She hugged me and said, uh, it's okay. I forgive you and said that she asked things to show me later
[05:51:46] No, she's actually super happy that I came back actually
[05:51:52] Did you did you manipulate her like I manipulated my girl? What did you do?
[05:51:55] Hey, yo, keep it down, bro.
[05:51:58] Hey, what am I doing?
[05:52:00] Did you mean to do it or not?
[05:52:01] Did you mean to do it or not?
[05:52:03] Yes, I basically said the reason why I broke it off last night was because I feel like
[05:52:10] we were just rushing things too fast, you know what I'm saying?
[05:52:13] Yeah, I said that, you know, I'm going to point in my life where I don't want to get
[05:52:17] into this shit, but I don't want to ignore my feelings.
[05:52:19] So I think I'm going to have to become a man and do both.
[05:52:24] All right, um
[05:52:30] He should be here in a second have mine. Oh
[05:52:34] Yeah, hey guys
[05:52:37] Sakura head chef is here best chef in town best chef in town
[05:52:49] Good to see you hey hi guys, there's other people to address as well. I have my
[05:52:54] Oh, hey, Muta, hey, Jinx.
[05:52:56] What type of cold shoulder is that?
[05:52:59] All right.
[05:53:00] Yo, hi, guys.
[05:53:01] We're going to take a seat here.
[05:53:02] You know what I'm saying?
[05:53:03] And yeah, take a seat over here with you.
[05:53:08] You look cute.
[05:53:09] You look good.
[05:53:10] Did you get like a haircut or something?
[05:53:12] Yes, yes.
[05:53:12] I got a haircut because I knew I was seeing you.
[05:53:15] You know what I'm saying?
[05:53:17] Yeah, you look handsome.
[05:53:18] You look good.
[05:53:19] Thank you.
[05:53:19] Thank you.
[05:53:20] It's good to see you.
[05:53:21] You look very beautiful.
[05:53:23] You know what I'm saying?
[05:53:25] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're so cute.
[05:53:27] It's not gonna see you again.
[05:53:29] Did you still have fun last night? I still had fun last night.
[05:53:33] Yeah, no, it was fun, but yeah.
[05:53:35] It was very fun, you know what I'm saying?
[05:53:37] I was just basically...
[05:53:39] I don't know where my girl is.
[05:53:41] Damn, shut up!
[05:53:42] I was basically just, like, intimidated by, you know,
[05:53:46] how much I liked you, you know what I mean?
[05:53:48] So it was just scary, but now I'm not afraid of that anymore.
[05:53:51] You know what I mean?
[05:53:53] Yeah, you shouldn't be afraid of that. You shouldn't be afraid of, you know,
[05:53:57] what you're feeling. I knew. I knew. I knew you'd come back. I knew.
[05:54:05] I knew. I see. I was confident. I was confident you'd be back.
[05:54:13] Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, you know, part of me was like, I always, I always knew I'd be back as well.
[05:54:20] back as well you know what I mean you know sometimes we have to take separate
[05:54:26] paths in life to learn you know we were on the right path just to begin with and
[05:54:32] take a little detour yes but it literally exactly like you know sometimes in
[05:54:38] life you just gotta like really find your footing and like isolate yourself you
[05:54:42] know what I mean and when I isolated myself like that I kind of just realized
[05:54:46] Damn, I miss Sakura, you know what I mean?
[05:54:49] Yeah, yeah, so nothing like happened with the date you were going to go on, right?
[05:54:56] You didn't, like, anything happen at all?
[05:54:58] No, so we just ended up not even doing the date altogether, you know what I mean?
[05:55:02] Okay, okay, yeah, that's fair, that's fair.
[05:55:05] Totally fair.
[05:55:07] You look cute though.
[05:55:09] What about you? What did you do last night after the date? Did you do anything?
[05:55:15] Yeah, I actually uh, oh my god, I watched the mummy three last night awful movie
[05:55:22] Terrible movie. Why was the mummy three last night?
[05:55:26] Actually dog water movie. We should watch a movie sometime. Yeah laughing at like really bad movies
[05:55:32] Yeah, totally do that sometime to get there. I've never watched
[05:55:36] The mummy but um like what what movie would you want to watch with me?
[05:55:44] Are you into
[05:55:47] Maybe the fast and furious movies. I think you've only seen
[05:55:51] Took you Jeff to kind of watch the oh, yeah, no, no, I haven't seen those. I have not seen those
[05:55:56] Really?
[05:56:00] Yeah, well to watch
[05:56:02] What is there like seven will to watch all seven and one sitting you want to be able to go anywhere?
[05:56:06] Change you up. Yeah
[05:56:09] Yeah, what keep you for the whole time. Oh
[05:56:12] Oh, oh, you would like chain me to like the bed?
[05:56:19] Yeah, yeah.
[05:56:24] Sorry. Um, yeah, that sounds intriguing. You know what I'm saying?
[05:56:29] Um, so basically like, would you consider me, uh, like submissive?
[05:56:36] I think so. I think you're a good boy. But I feel like you could also be daddy if you
[05:56:44] want him to. I think you can do both. But you're a good boy for mommy.
[05:56:52] Yeah, yeah, uh, waiter, waiter!
[05:56:59] Waiter!
[05:57:01] How's it going?
[05:57:03] Yeah, yeah, I heard Boota. Waiter, can we get some waters going here?
[05:57:08] Yeah, that would be great.
[05:57:10] I love the water.
[05:57:12] With lemon, please.
[05:57:14] With lemon, with lemon.
[05:57:16] Oh, Jaycee, didn't you win a 2023 Gamer of the Year by the way?
[05:57:20] Yeah, I told you to keep that on the down low bro on the low key. Yeah, I barely ever talk about that
[05:57:27] Yo, hey, hey, hey, I don't know
[05:57:31] Ignore him. All right ignore him. He doesn't know what he's saying
[05:57:35] But yes, I did win the winner of the year in 2023 and yes, I'm gonna be dragging that for the next 10 years
[05:57:45] Okay, okay, what was it for for our sex
[05:57:48] Just being that, no, like it's gamer of the year. So it's basically like the internet sort of appoints like the gamer of the world kind of so basically in 2023 I was like kind of loosely put but probably the greatest gamer on the planet in 2023.
[05:58:04] I don't talk about it that much. I don't even have the award on me, but I barely talk about something I don't brag about.
[05:58:12] I love to see it. It sounds really big. I love to see it.
[05:58:19] The award or my piece? I'm sorry.
[05:58:24] The award? Oh my God, the award!
[05:58:27] Yes, sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know what happened right there.
[05:58:30] Hi.
[05:58:31] Oh!
[05:58:32] I think the waiter's going to drink.
[05:58:33] Hey waiter!
[05:58:34] I'm here.
[05:58:35] Thank you.
[05:58:36] I'm going to have your drink right here.
[05:58:37] That was Sakura's drink?
[05:58:38] Oh, there you go.
[05:58:40] There you go, uh, maybe.
[05:58:41] There it is, like that.
[05:58:42] Thank you.
[05:58:43] No worries.
[05:58:44] No worries at all.
[05:58:45] Uh, waiter.
[05:58:46] M-my water?
[05:58:47] Wait!
[05:58:48] Ah!
[05:58:49] God, I fucking...
[05:58:50] Yeah, no, the award is huge.
[05:58:53] I could show you it, uh, sometime.
[05:58:55] It's a nice award.
[05:58:56] It's a very pretty award.
[05:58:57] Yeah, it sounds massive.
[05:58:58] I love big things.
[05:58:59] What?
[05:59:00] I don't know where you came from.
[05:59:01] Did somebody say...
[05:59:02] Yeah.
[05:59:03] I'm sorry.
[05:59:04] What?
[05:59:05] I don't know where you came from.
[05:59:06] I don't know where you came from.
[05:59:07] Did somebody say...
[05:59:08] Yeah.
[05:59:09] I'm sorry. Wait, okay. I didn't step away. I'm sorry. I didn't step away myself.
[05:59:17] He's so cute.
[05:59:20] Thank you. I like, uh, I like your uh, laugh. You have a very cute laugh, very sweet laugh.
[05:59:29] All right, hey, I don't go by that fucking name. I don't go by, hey buddy and um
[05:59:39] Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate you. Hey, this is the drink I got.
[05:59:46] So
[05:59:49] How's the
[05:59:51] weather out there today?
[05:59:54] I was 75 out today actually it's so boring talking about the weather here because it's always perfect
[06:00:02] I don't know what's the problem with the weather.
[06:00:04] It's just trouble. Like it's just it rings. It's like hot. It's crazy. Yeah
[06:00:11] I mean, I mean, it's pretty cold. It's pretty cold. It's pretty cold. Yeah
[06:00:18] I see today was a good day today was a good day. No, how was our show? I always wanted to come to Australia, buddy
[06:00:23] Australia is fine. Yeah, you can experience so much. There's not a lot of spiders. Everyone says it's spiders, but there's
[06:00:29] I thought you said you hate Australia again, Mura?
[06:00:33] Yeah, I did not say that.
[06:00:35] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[06:00:37] I don't know why JC has been like this.
[06:00:40] I don't know what it is.
[06:00:41] I don't know what got into him, ladies.
[06:00:42] I'm going to be honest, but he's just very rude today.
[06:00:45] I don't know.
[06:00:46] Sorry about that.
[06:00:47] Oh, sorry about that.
[06:00:48] JC, didn't you say that you never want to talk to Sakura again?
[06:00:53] No, I didn't.
[06:00:55] What?
[06:00:56] No, mommy.
[06:00:57] I didn't want to say that.
[06:00:58] Mommy, please. No, I did not
[06:01:00] I don't know how to say that
[06:01:01] Do you need another spanking?
[06:01:03] Jinxie?
[06:01:04] No, no more, I don't need any more
[06:01:06] I think we should punish these guys
[06:01:08] for the way they're treating us lately
[06:01:10] Oh
[06:01:11] I think we should punish you guys
[06:01:14] Oh, you guys
[06:01:18] So how does the punish me?
[06:01:20] It's a good voice for us, honey
[06:01:22] I can't be honest
[06:01:23] Oh, wow
[06:01:24] I have some fun punishment here, you might even like it.
[06:01:29] Get it in your knees.
[06:01:31] Get it in your knees.
[06:01:33] You might even like the punishment.
[06:01:35] Yeah, I might even need the punishment, you know what I mean?
[06:01:38] I might deserve a punishment.
[06:01:40] I think you deserve it.
[06:01:42] I think he deserves it.
[06:01:44] Bad, bad boy.
[06:01:46] Such a bad boy.
[06:01:48] Such a good boy for mommy.
[06:01:50] All the others, mommy.
[06:01:52] Gabriel, it's you.
[06:01:54] You're so annoying, buddy.
[06:01:55] You're such a...
[06:01:56] Mm-hmm.
[06:01:57] I think we might have to take them down to life.
[06:01:59] I'm good at a beyond.
[06:02:00] Yeah, you know what?
[06:02:01] You could part of me.
[06:02:02] I think I know.
[06:02:03] Yeah, I think so.
[06:02:05] I mean, if you want to.
[06:02:08] I don't want to do that, buddy.
[06:02:10] Turn around.
[06:02:11] Turn around?
[06:02:12] Turn around?
[06:02:13] Yeah.
[06:02:14] Yeah.
[06:02:15] Alrighty.
[06:02:16] What the...
[06:02:17] Ow!
[06:02:18] Ow!
[06:02:19] Ow!
[06:02:20] Ow!
[06:02:21] Oh
[06:02:23] Sorry mommy, sorry. Oh my god, sorry, okay
[06:02:34] Yes
[06:02:36] I'll never be bad boy.
[06:02:38] Bad boy.
[06:02:39] I'm bad boy.
[06:02:40] Chase, I'm bad boy.
[06:02:42] Bonnie, stop.
[06:02:44] Bonnie, stop.
[06:02:45] Take a seat.
[06:02:47] I'm all alone.
[06:02:49] OK, sit down and be a good boy.
[06:02:51] We've got to be bad boy.
[06:02:53] OK, sorry.
[06:02:54] Yeah, sorry about that.
[06:02:56] Sorry about that.
[06:02:57] So what do ladies like to eat tonight?
[06:02:59] What do you ladies want to eat?
[06:03:01] Yeah, hey, hey, baby, do you still want spaghetti?
[06:03:05] Is it a good time?
[06:03:07] Yes.
[06:03:07] Wait, sorry about that.
[06:03:09] Wait, we are going to come back in one minute.
[06:03:13] We're going to figure out what it is already.
[06:03:15] Actually, I already know my wife because I remember last time.
[06:03:20] Oh, do you remember mine from last time?
[06:03:22] JCT, remember, so true to you.
[06:03:25] Yes, yes, yes.
[06:03:27] What was your preferred meal last time?
[06:03:30] Great question.
[06:03:31] Sakura's preferred meal last time was, I believe, a sausage, I think?
[06:03:42] Oh,
[06:03:49] I forgot! No, no, no!
[06:03:58] Okay, whatever.
[06:04:01] What we're going to do is we're going to get a steak for me and the lady here and Mura
[06:04:09] is going to get, but you know what I want, I advise you know it.
[06:04:13] The usual.
[06:04:14] The usual.
[06:04:15] Thank you.
[06:04:16] Okay.
[06:04:17] Now for drinks.
[06:04:18] Whoa, whoa, sir.
[06:04:21] Let's get some beverages rolled over here.
[06:04:23] I got to take the edge off.
[06:04:24] Maybe a, what do you guys have on tap?
[06:04:27] years. That's it. That's all you have. Ladies, should we like go to another restaurant?
[06:04:40] Yeah, so bad news, guys. We serve coffee here.
[06:04:46] Oh, it's not really a boss.
[06:04:52] Oh, you know what?
[06:04:55] Ladies, you are from around here.
[06:05:01] Do y'all know any places that maybe sell, you know, alcohol?
[06:05:06] Okay, okay, we can find some of those for you.
[06:05:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's get food. Let's get food. I'm hungry as shit
[06:05:41] much room here yeah it's it's not much room in here sorry you took us to a
[06:06:03] fucking coffee shop no no you took us to a coffee shop bro what the fuck is
[06:06:08] see I didn't you know what I did take us here yeah um hey dumb fuck hey your
[06:06:15] girlfriend close this spot I just got hired I don't even know what's here but
[06:06:21] then I looked around no alcohol no nothing it's just coffee and food there's
[06:06:26] spaghetti you want fucking spaghetti oh spaghetti and coffee that sounds fucking
[06:06:31] putrid bro let's go to like yeah fuck it let's go to chilies rough fuck it
[06:06:37] Jettie, Jettie, Jettie!
[06:06:41] Wait, where do you guys want to go? Where do you guys want to go?
[06:06:49] Diners are so rizzy. Chat lockin' bro.
[06:06:53] Lockin' lockin' lockin' lockin' lockin' lockin' lockin' lockin' lockin' lockin' lockin'
[06:06:58] I think it's going pretty well right now
[06:07:07] I want to take you for a ride on my big chat plane
[06:07:13] Lock in let's go come on
[06:07:17] Down down boy dude. I have been bricks this
[06:07:22] I
[06:07:26] This is nice there's cars here. Oh, this is like a
[06:07:32] This is nice. This is nice. Let me hold the door for my day
[06:07:37] Let me hold the door for you.
[06:07:39] Thank you.
[06:07:41] Thanks, babe.
[06:07:43] Okay.
[06:07:45] Which booth do you want?
[06:07:47] Which booth do you feel like?
[06:07:49] Okay.
[06:07:51] Thank you.
[06:07:53] Thank you.
[06:07:55] Okay.
[06:07:57] Which one?
[06:07:59] This one right here?
[06:08:01] Okay.
[06:08:03] I'm going to speak to the chef.
[06:08:05] to take a seat if you'd like um that let me see the door's not i'm gonna avoid
[06:08:12] if nothing this when i walk in the door's not really opening right now
[06:08:17] okay let's jump here oh the doors aren't working um sweet mother of nap to
[06:08:26] as long as there's drinks is there drinks anywhere because i think i'm gonna
[06:08:29] I
[06:08:32] Maybe
[06:08:44] You should go to Chinese because these doors don't even work
[06:08:55] Great great we're going to Chinese braw relax a little bit
[06:08:59] We're gonna go back to where it all started, okay?
[06:09:02] It's not okay, buddy.
[06:09:04] There you go.
[06:09:05] I'm gonna actually make you come in.
[06:09:07] Come on in.
[06:09:08] Come on in.
[06:09:09] It's all like this when I see you.
[06:09:13] What am I hearing?
[06:09:14] Chad, what am I over hearing, bro?
[06:09:17] What am I hearing?
[06:09:18] What am I hearing, bro?
[06:09:22] The goaded spot, bro.
[06:09:24] The most goaded spot in this fucking game.
[06:09:26] The most goaded spot...
[06:09:28] In this game, bro
[06:09:37] I'm gonna act like I'm sitting on the bench
[06:09:44] LaBron game six NBA Fattahus focus my fucking dick is getting soft
[06:09:58] This part brings back a lot of memories. Yes
[06:10:10] We'll just take a seat right here, I guess right now
[06:10:16] There you go. You sit first, of course
[06:10:19] Complementary chips on the house. I'm gonna talk to the chef really quick. I'll be right back
[06:10:23] Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey, hi, guys, what happened to throwing lobs, bro?
[06:10:35] You're running around calling me fat boy, you're hitting on my date?
[06:10:38] Yo, bro, throw me a fucking lob.
[06:10:40] Yeah, throw me a lob, please.
[06:10:42] When did I do that, bro?
[06:10:43] When did I do that?
[06:10:44] I don't remember.
[06:10:45] You said here's some pancakes, fat boy.
[06:10:47] That's what you said, bro.
[06:10:48] Focus, rat shillies.
[06:10:49] This word, this word legendary might happen.
[06:10:52] Exactly. Exactly. We're at Chili's. Listen, I'll control the music. You have the music on? I'll control it, bro. I got this. I'll set the tempo for the night.
[06:11:00] None of those weird fucking YouTube videos. Hey, hey, hey. None of those weird YouTube videos. Hi, guys. Should I end the YouTube streams so you can play music?
[06:11:09] Yeah.
[06:11:10] Okay, it's not even said. All right. GG YouTube. GG YouTube. All right. Hi, guys. Play music? That's like very soothing, bro. Okay.
[06:11:21] very soothing like yeah and also bro YouTube like if you're gonna play you
[06:11:25] like a YouTube bit of air bro don't be weird don't be weird all right
[06:11:28] exactly yeah
[06:11:30] heard there's a local basketball game you want me to put that on?
[06:11:33] have us I will literally punch you in the face if that footage comes on let's go
[06:11:39] oh no that's a bunny pillar you can make bunny pillars over there
[06:11:42] I am back I'm just having a word with you
[06:11:46] I'm just having a word with the chef you know what I'm saying and he's gonna be
[06:11:49] taking care of it. It looks so good. I like it. I love your eyes.
[06:11:53] It's like how cute they are together. I know. A couple of mother birds over there.
[06:11:57] Is there a way to move this gigantic fucking light?
[06:12:00] Yeah, she's just...
[06:12:03] Honestly, it wasn't a good ass time, was it not?
[06:12:07] This was the boof. This was the OG spot.
[06:12:10] No, that was a way less time.
[06:12:12] Wait, body pillow.
[06:12:15] Yeah, we can all go on a buddy for like they scan
[06:12:20] What you can scan a body pillow?
[06:12:23] Buddy, why don't you go in there? Yeah?
[06:12:25] Okay, I'll go with you. Oh, is it gonna work? Oh, I already got me. Oh my god
[06:12:38] Go in there, please please go in there
[06:12:41] Please please please please
[06:12:43] I'm looking at the mirror bro relax a little bit I am no I'm not
[06:13:13] What do you mean?
[06:13:15] Oh my god.
[06:13:17] Holy sh...
[06:13:19] Have you seen this basketball game?
[06:13:21] Yo, ay, ay, ay!
[06:13:23] Hey!
[06:13:25] High-fives. Number closet.
[06:13:27] This is scary.
[06:13:29] Stop, stop, stop.
[06:13:31] Stop, stop, stop.
[06:13:33] Oh no, you don't got to see.
[06:13:35] You don't got to...
[06:13:37] Well, it is actually...
[06:13:39] Yeah, well...
[06:13:41] Let me give you some background information.
[06:13:43] Number 12 right there, Nicholas Douglas Stewart.
[06:13:45] He was actually the worst player on the team
[06:13:49] of the worst team in the county.
[06:13:52] Not bad.
[06:13:57] Jixi, so apparently the score was 49 to seven.
[06:14:02] Let's play the footage.
[06:14:03] It's gonna be the worst basketball team in the world.
[06:14:06] Let's play the footage.
[06:14:07] Let's start from the get go.
[06:14:11] How tall are you there?
[06:14:15] Probably like four foot nine.
[06:14:20] Looks to curve.
[06:14:21] This is AI, by the way.
[06:14:22] Hold up.
[06:14:23] Watch your path.
[06:14:24] Oh, yeah.
[06:14:25] Number two is so far.
[06:14:26] Who laughed?
[06:14:27] Hey, this is.
[06:14:28] That was a good pass.
[06:14:29] Chase, that was a good pass.
[06:14:30] Appreciate that Pinocchio.
[06:14:31] Hey.
[06:14:32] What's your coach did?
[06:14:33] Oh, you turned around.
[06:14:34] Oh.
[06:14:35] Wait.
[06:14:36] Yeah.
[06:14:37] Oh
[06:14:43] You know what ignore him bleep, okay
[06:14:46] Hey, don't pop, all right.
[06:14:48] Guys, take a seat.
[06:14:50] I'll hand up the drinks and the food, too.
[06:14:55] Here's the curry. Take a seat.
[06:14:57] Over here? Yeah, yeah.
[06:14:59] But we have this tip where it all started to be after this.
[06:15:01] Yeah, where it all started.
[06:15:03] So, let's get some beers going.
[06:15:06] Let's take the edge off a little bit.
[06:15:08] I feel like it's a little bit tense in here right now.
[06:15:10] You know what I mean?
[06:15:11] Yeah, yeah.
[06:15:13] Let's take the edge off.
[06:15:15] Nice and moving up in our lax for later.
[06:15:19] Oh yeah, definitely. Maybe nice and relaxed, can't we?
[06:15:23] For boring?
[06:15:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, yeah.
[06:15:32] Do y'all still live at the same place? How did y'all move?
[06:15:40] We're still the same place.
[06:15:43] Yeah, I like this cologne you're wearing.
[06:15:54] Oh, thank you.
[06:15:55] Thank you.
[06:15:56] Yeah, it's nice.
[06:15:57] What do you have on there?
[06:15:58] It's called 9 PM.
[06:15:59] It's very nice cologne.
[06:16:00] You know what I'm saying?
[06:16:01] Love it.
[06:16:02] Yeah.
[06:16:03] You smell great too.
[06:16:04] You smell amazing.
[06:16:05] Thank you.
[06:16:06] Thank you.
[06:16:07] You smell good too.
[06:16:08] You smell good too.
[06:16:09] Thank you.
[06:16:10] Thank you.
[06:16:11] Thank you. Thank you. Hello. Hello. How's everybody doing today?
[06:16:15] Hi.
[06:16:17] Thank you.
[06:16:19] Did you just take the drink?
[06:16:21] No, I didn't. Yeah, sorry.
[06:16:23] I was trying to give it to my lady, dude.
[06:16:25] Oh my god.
[06:16:27] You're pissing off the waiter.
[06:16:29] Hey waiter, let's change the video, please.
[06:16:31] Thank you.
[06:16:33] Do you like some?
[06:16:35] Yeah.
[06:16:37] It was basketball. How do I turn it real?
[06:16:39] I'm there. Yeah, you're competing in a big tourney, right? Oh, uh, yeah, in a football match. Yes. Yes. Uh, yeah, I heard. That's awesome. Yeah, I've been training for three months. You know what I'm saying? Probably going to score a goal in the match.
[06:16:57] I believe in you. You have to score a goal for mommy, okay?
[06:17:03] When you score that goal you're doing it for mommy
[06:17:06] I love swallowing
[06:17:08] Yeah, yes boy. Okay. Yeah
[06:17:12] Yeah, sounds fantastic
[06:17:14] Sounds fantastic. Okay
[06:17:16] Uh, oh wait up!
[06:17:18] Is there a kid hiding here?
[06:17:20] How does it just speak?
[06:17:22] I don't know what it's gonna be.
[06:17:24] What's the brand called right here?
[06:17:26] Hey, the bread platter!
[06:17:28] Here we go.
[06:17:30] Why do you keep...
[06:17:32] Oh, there we go.
[06:17:34] And drop right there.
[06:17:36] Here you go. Do you want bread?
[06:17:38] Thank you.
[06:17:40] I'll take a piece for me
[06:17:42] and a piece for you.
[06:17:44] And then
[06:17:46] you guys know what you want
[06:17:48] or should I give you
[06:17:50] ten minutes?
[06:17:52] I'm going to feed you some bread.
[06:17:54] All right, here you go.
[06:17:56] Yeah, go ahead.
[06:17:58] You want some?
[06:18:00] Open this?
[06:18:02] Yes, yes.
[06:18:04] Yep, my mouth is open.
[06:18:06] Uh...
[06:18:08] You all right?
[06:18:10] Yes.
[06:18:12] Ha!
[06:18:14] Ha!
[06:18:16] Ha!
[06:18:18] Ha!
[06:18:20] Ha!
[06:18:22] Are you okay?
[06:18:24] Are you okay?
[06:18:26] Is that?
[06:18:28] It's getting a little...
[06:18:30] Sorry.
[06:18:32] Sorry.
[06:18:34] Is that a high-vives body pillow?
[06:18:36] Hey, hey, hey, high-vives.
[06:18:38] High-vives.
[06:18:40] Hey ladies.
[06:18:42] There you go.
[06:18:44] High-vives, come here, come here.
[06:18:46] High-vives, can you put it on something
[06:18:48] like maybe romantic, you know what I mean?
[06:18:50] something very romantic. Yes, yes, yes, I can do that. Yeah. What kind of food do you want? Listen,
[06:19:01] we didn't really stock up from the last time. So we have the same shit.
[06:19:09] Um, just get kind of whatever we didn't order last time.
[06:19:14] Do you got? Yeah, okay, that should be good. That should be good. And let me get those
[06:19:18] was trying to kiss and I think I'll be good.
[06:19:21] All right, all right, wait a minute, yep, thank you.
[06:19:24] Okay, and yeah, just put on some good music,
[06:19:27] please, bro, seriously.
[06:19:29] Okay.
[06:19:30] Yeah, yeah, no worries, I'll do that right now.
[06:19:32] I don't know why I hate this.
[06:19:33] Just be yourself, I love you for yourself.
[06:19:41] Buddy, did you just say you love him?
[06:19:45] I said I love him for himself.
[06:19:46] He should be himself because he was nervous. Yeah.
[06:19:51] What did I think? She, no, she said, she said that she, no, she said that she said,
[06:19:57] she said that she loves when I'm myself. Sakura, do you love Jinxie?
[06:20:05] I think he is his best self and he's himself. I adore him.
[06:20:09] I am. I adore him for himself.
[06:20:14] And there you are. She made that TV outfit for you and that came down.
[06:20:19] Is that not dedication?
[06:20:21] That is so much dedication.
[06:20:25] Yeah, I did spend like 4 hours, 5 hours making this for you.
[06:20:32] And you still are.
[06:20:34] Oh, you switched.
[06:20:36] Wait, so she spends five hours, six hours making this custom offer for just for you to choose another person.
[06:20:44] So we kind of already explained.
[06:20:49] You can use another person too.
[06:20:57] Carame, don't laugh.
[06:20:58] I shouldn't.
[06:20:59] We kind of already explained, like we already like went through our trials and tribulations
[06:21:04] as a couple.
[06:21:05] You know what I mean?
[06:21:06] We already explained it.
[06:21:07] Yeah, I'm ready to move on from the past.
[06:21:10] Exactly.
[06:21:11] The past?
[06:21:12] The past?
[06:21:13] The past?
[06:21:14] The past?
[06:21:15] The past?
[06:21:16] The past?
[06:21:17] The past?
[06:21:18] The past?
[06:21:19] The past?
[06:21:20] The past?
[06:21:21] The past?
[06:21:22] The past?
[06:21:23] The past?
[06:21:24] The past?
[06:21:25] The past?
[06:21:26] I've never seen this man in my life I've never I've never seen this man in my life
[06:21:50] I've never seen that man out of my life, Sakura.
[06:22:04] Dude, who is this kid getting-
[06:22:05] Oh, you guys can wrestle together, right?
[06:22:07] You're actually so athletic.
[06:22:09] Yeah, well just keep watching.
[06:22:12] But-
[06:22:13] Oh.
[06:22:14] Oh.
[06:22:15] Wait, so that was the-
[06:22:16] Wait, so, JXD, let me get this straight, were you the one that won or were you the one
[06:22:19] that lost?
[06:22:20] I wasn't either of them bro. It's all AI bullshit, bro. I wasn't either of those people
[06:22:24] Yo ladies, let's get some food, huh?
[06:22:29] Yo, how about me be in the kitchen?
[06:22:31] No!
[06:22:38] Waiter!
[06:22:40] Waiter!
[06:22:42] Yo, hey, how's it going?
[06:22:44] It's one thing to show my basketball, how did I do it?
[06:22:46] Sure me in ninth grade getting choked out by fucking slenderman bro. Why the fuck? Why'd you make me relive that?
[06:22:53] Put on some romantic fucking music or your fire
[06:22:58] Okay, you're mood up. What did you want to?
[06:23:03] Let's see. Can you put?
[06:23:06] You know under the moon for best I ever had I drink that's great a great you fucking
[06:23:12] Best. Best I have.
[06:23:13] Yes. Play that. Play that.
[06:23:14] Yo, let's recover this shit. Play that thing.
[06:23:16] Let's recover this shit.
[06:23:17] Yeah, I think so.
[06:23:18] Okay. All right. I'll bring up the two soon.
[06:23:21] I don't remember.
[06:23:23] Hey, ladies, I'm back. We're back. We're back.
[06:23:25] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
[06:23:27] What's going on?
[06:23:28] What's going on?
[06:23:29] How are you?
[06:23:29] How are you?
[06:23:30] Hey, what are you?
[06:23:31] Sorry, I was just drinking.
[06:23:32] Oh.
[06:23:33] Just gonna use the water.
[06:23:35] Oh, okay.
[06:23:35] Yeah.
[06:23:37] You gotta say hi, Jaden.
[06:23:38] Yes. Yes.
[06:23:39] I don't know what to do with that you two are you gonna say to me
[06:23:52] Oh wait there's a song oh there's a song playing right now wait what who put this song on what's
[06:24:07] Hey, hey, hey, really?
[06:24:10] That's not it, it was the song.
[06:24:11] I put the song on for you, yeah, yeah.
[06:24:13] It was the song.
[06:24:18] Let's dance, let's dance.
[06:24:26] Good game.
[06:24:28] You're the best in the world.
[06:24:29] See the second best.
[06:24:32] You're the second best.
[06:24:37] Hey, are you dancing or are you dancing?
[06:24:41] Yes, I'm dancing right now.
[06:24:43] Hey, wait, you're kind of hit that snare.
[06:24:47] Give him a hand.
[06:24:49] That's it.
[06:24:51] That's it.
[06:24:53] You want me to come on?
[06:24:55] I love dancing.
[06:24:57] Yes, I love dancing.
[06:24:59] Wow.
[06:25:01] I love dancing.
[06:25:03] Oh, thank god.
[06:25:05] Yeah, it's like I love this song. Oh whoa
[06:25:35] What the fuck?
[06:26:05] Oh my god, thank you waiter. Great song. We're gonna get another song. Hi guys, another
[06:26:17] song? Another song? Bro, you're cooking now, bro. That's the dance party shit I'm talking
[06:26:23] about, bro. Yeah.
[06:26:24] I don't know if it's music, I don't know if it's music, but where's the music?
[06:26:29] Don't touch my music, Muda.
[06:26:31] Damn.
[06:26:33] Holy aura.
[06:26:36] Dude, that was sick, bro.
[06:26:38] I'm not gonna lie, it kind of felt like some cheek action.
[06:26:41] What?
[06:26:43] Yeah, slightly, like barely, barely.
[06:26:46] Beautiful, beautiful.
[06:26:48] Good job.
[06:26:50] Oh my god.
[06:26:52] I
[06:26:58] Have us may have a word with you in your office
[06:27:02] Yeah
[06:27:05] So what do you think of for the next song? What do you think it? What do you think?
[06:27:08] Mmm, what are you thinking? It's something right now. It's gotta be something we're like
[06:27:13] Yeah, we can on the weekend on the weekend on the weekend on the weekend on the weekend on the weekend
[06:27:17] We can we have to right? Yeah, it's not a bad shot. Not a terrible shot. What about like?
[06:27:22] Okay, I'm not playing this. Okay, okay, let's listen to what go
[06:27:36] Let's listen to
[06:27:40] Let's listen to what's that wrist on the wrist song bro the wrist song hey, I was never there
[06:27:46] I was never there. I was never there and I was never there
[06:27:48] Okay, I was never there. Yeah. Yeah, I was never there. I was never there.
[06:27:55] Yeah, we're not listening to R. Kelly. All right, yeah, put that around. See what happens.
[06:27:59] I'm gonna walk out with the wire.
[06:28:03] What is happening? Ladies?
[06:28:09] Oh, ladies, ladies, ladies, look, we should head back to the team.
[06:28:18] Yeah, let me help you down there, babe.
[06:28:28] Yeah, let me help you down.
[06:28:29] Let me help you down.
[06:28:30] Yeah, thanks.
[06:28:31] Let me help you down.
[06:28:32] Oh, wait, wait.
[06:28:33] Thanks, John.
[06:28:34] Wait, this song.
[06:28:35] Hold on.
[06:28:36] Oh, I love this song.
[06:28:37] This is fucking funny.
[06:28:38] Great work, DJ.
[06:28:39] This song is so good.
[06:28:40] Come on.
[06:28:41] You know what?
[06:28:42] You know what?
[06:28:43] You know what?
[06:28:44] You know what?
[06:28:45] You know what?
[06:28:46] I love dancing, yes
[06:29:01] Sorry, I don't know what I'm hearing
[06:29:10] Is your favorite artist you think?
[06:29:16] Oh, hello.
[06:29:18] Yeah, watch this concert.
[06:29:20] It's pretty game.
[06:29:22] Yeah, the scott open.
[06:29:24] Brrr, brrr, brrr.
[06:29:26] Did you just...
[06:29:28] Yeah.
[06:29:30] Did you just leave early?
[06:29:32] Uh-huh.
[06:29:34] Yeah, songs are good.
[06:29:38] Oh.
[06:29:40] Wait, DJ.
[06:29:42] Oh, no!
[06:29:44] What are you doing?
[06:30:14] you
[06:30:44] you
[06:31:14] you
[06:31:44] you
[06:32:14] you
[06:32:44] you
[06:33:14] Reef donkey, the Tampa beer. Thanks for the bartend. Reef donkey, it's an IPA.
[06:33:24] Oh, okay, maybe that's why I don't know it. Yeah, it's pretty hoppy.
[06:33:30] What does it mean?
[06:33:32] It's not for everyone.
[06:33:34] What do you mean, like hoppy?
[06:33:36] like um like that the hoppy like
[06:33:40] you taste is like a really strong it's like
[06:33:44] so easy for a lot of people okay that's why i go for like shock top
[06:33:48] it's bitter yeah okay i feel you yeah yeah i feel you
[06:33:53] real man just think that
[06:33:56] Oh
[06:34:13] This is the least romantic song you could have bet this is the least romantic shit you could have picked
[06:34:26] Oh, he ain't calling yet, we've been better than six and who got it?
[06:34:29] I know someone's-
[06:34:30] Cut! Cut! Cut!
[06:34:32] Yo, romantic music, not-
[06:34:34] Yo, bro, can we please put something on, bro?
[06:34:38] Like, something on-
[06:34:38] Y'all know where I'm from?
[06:34:40] High five, yeah.
[06:34:40] Where's the romantic music where I'm from?
[06:34:42] Erie, Pennsylvania, bro.
[06:34:43] You're from the suburbia of America.
[06:34:45] Yeah, yes.
[06:34:45] High-fives.
[06:34:46] You're the most suburbian neighborhood.
[06:34:48] And that fucking Pennsylvania has to fucking offer, bro.
[06:34:50] Yes, bro.
[06:34:51] High-fives.
[06:34:51] Play some fucking romantic shit.
[06:34:53] You know how they fucking gun in your life.
[06:34:55] You haven't been through what I've been through, bro.
[06:34:57] I grew up in the truck.
[06:34:58] You understand me?
[06:34:59] This shit, bro.
[06:35:00] What?
[06:35:01] This shit, I don't, I don't, you know,
[06:35:02] when you put this music on, it gives me,
[06:35:03] it gives me, it gives me, it gives me flashbacks
[06:35:07] to when I had to sell dope on the street.
[06:35:09] Bro, you're in Canada, bro.
[06:35:11] Hi, guys.
[06:35:11] Put on some Chris Brown or something.
[06:35:16] Okay, I can do that.
[06:35:18] Thank you guys so, get the fuck out of my kitchen.
[06:35:21] Get the fuck out of my kitchen.
[06:35:23] Hey, soccer.
[06:35:24] Hey, hey, but I just want to use the bathroom. She'll be back in a minute. Oh, no big deal.
[06:35:30] Um, did you miss me when I was gone? I did. I did. I missed you a lot. I missed you all
[06:35:38] night too. I was thinking about you all night. Can I, uh, get like a kiss or something? Yeah.
[06:35:47] Come here.
[06:35:49] Yeah, good boy.
[06:35:54] Maybe one more.
[06:35:56] Well, Muda.
[06:35:57] Yeah.
[06:35:58] Muda.
[06:35:59] Since you already have a talk, maybe stop this one.
[06:36:02] Take some pictures.
[06:36:03] Take a picture.
[06:36:04] Hi, hi!
[06:36:05] Mura, could you take a picture, please?
[06:36:07] Thank you.
[06:36:08] Yeah, no, please.
[06:36:09] Mura, come on.
[06:36:10] I'll get some pictures.
[06:36:11] Mura, come on.
[06:36:12] Mura, come on.
[06:36:13] Mura, come on.
[06:36:14] Mura, come on.
[06:36:15] I know, please.
[06:36:16] Mooda, come on.
[06:36:17] That'll get so nice, Mooda, yeah.
[06:36:19] Mooda, just take a picture, bro, please.
[06:36:21] All right, go for it.
[06:36:22] Three, two, one.
[06:36:26] Oh, wait, sorry.
[06:36:31] Thanks, Mooda.
[06:36:32] Can I see your image, please?
[06:36:33] Yeah, no image, bro.
[06:36:35] Yeah, here they are.
[06:36:37] How do you do it again?
[06:36:40] Can I chop it?
[06:36:41] There you go.
[06:36:42] How do you do it?
[06:36:43] Yeah, yeah.
[06:36:44] I just went to the bathroom, I didn't really like it anyway.
[06:36:54] Oh my...
[06:36:58] Sorry, I had to go this time.
[06:37:08] What the... Have I spooked some damn food, motherfucker?
[06:37:13] So, do you guys, uh, ready to hit the lanes or hit the boarding alley?
[06:37:19] Yeah, yeah. I don't hear anything about that.
[06:37:21] Let's hit the boarding alley, let's do it.
[06:37:23] You have a boring world, Bunny.
[06:37:26] Can y'all, can y'all take a picture of me and my girlfriend while we're kissing?
[06:37:32] Oh yeah.
[06:37:33] While we're kissing in the middle.
[06:37:35] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[06:37:37] Bunny, you won't, Jesus, I don't even know what the fuck's happening.
[06:37:41] They're so cute.
[06:37:42] Look at them.
[06:37:43] Take a picture of them.
[06:37:44] Yeah.
[06:37:45] Yeah, please.
[06:37:47] Yeah.
[06:37:48] I'll do it.
[06:37:49] I'll do it.
[06:37:50] Okay, okay.
[06:37:51] Thank you.
[06:37:52] hmm
[06:38:05] Can we go to the bowling alley now?
[06:38:08] We're supposed to go to the bowling alley now
[06:38:10] Oh, you look good
[06:38:14] Oh, okay
[06:38:16] Hi
[06:38:18] Did you take a picture of me?
[06:38:20] On the camera?
[06:38:22] I think I have a bowling alley. Let me see.
[06:38:29] Yeah, no worries. If not, we could figure out something else.
[06:38:32] Also, yeah, ladies, are we invited back to your place after the bowling alley?
[06:38:39] Cool. I want to think about it.
[06:38:42] Yeah, definitely. But we have to take them to that one place first.
[06:38:46] Oh, yeah, so the one place after the bowling alley.
[06:38:49] We can just go there right now. What is it?
[06:38:51] what is it? Let's go there. Let's go there. Let's go there right now.
[06:39:03] Hey, bro. Hey, bro, I'm not trying to kill your bone or anything.
[06:39:07] It's 940. It's 940. So
[06:39:12] what do I got to go in for?
[06:39:14] OK, listen, 40 minutes.
[06:39:16] Let's go to the place they say, let's go to the place.
[06:39:18] Okay, yeah ladies take us to the place we said to go to
[06:39:28] Yes, I'm us. Oh, I don't like this
[06:39:35] What
[06:39:38] What is this
[06:39:40] What in the fuck is this bro?
[06:39:43] What in the fuck is this?
[06:39:45] What is this? What in the fuck is this, bro?
[06:39:51] A cage?
[06:39:53] Doggie.
[06:39:57] Wait, is this your guys' place?
[06:39:59] Oh, fuck.
[06:40:05] Where are we?
[06:40:06] What the fuck are you here?
[06:40:08] I think I took the wrong exit, bro. I'm so sorry, guys.
[06:40:11] Okay, well, let's go.
[06:40:13] No, Highbys, you can stick around, man.
[06:40:16] So what?
[06:40:16] Stick around, Highbys.
[06:40:18] Slip.
[06:40:18] No, I was going, Highbys.
[06:40:19] You wanted to be here for this.
[06:40:21] I was going to come with you.
[06:40:22] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
[06:40:24] I've got a girl coming just for Highbys, actually.
[06:40:26] Wait, wait, what?
[06:40:28] You have a girl for Highbys?
[06:40:31] Yeah.
[06:40:32] She's joining right now?
[06:40:33] I'm getting ready to get her.
[06:40:34] Yeah.
[06:40:35] Yeah, she'll be here in a second.
[06:40:36] Oh, Highbys has a date.
[06:40:38] What?
[06:40:38] Highbys?
[06:40:39] Yeah, true from day.
[06:40:41] Oh, my God.
[06:40:43] I love it.
[06:40:45] Tripple Dave.
[06:40:47] Oh, there she is.
[06:40:49] There she is.
[06:40:51] Hi, Bob.
[06:40:53] That's HiBiz's Dave?
[06:40:55] Yeah.
[06:40:57] Hey, Mousy.
[06:40:59] Let me introduce you to HiBiz.
[06:41:01] Mousy?
[06:41:03] Mousy.
[06:41:05] Oh.
[06:41:07] Does she talk?
[06:41:09] She...
[06:41:11] Is she mad?
[06:41:13] She is. She is muted.
[06:41:15] I don't know if she's gonna talk for today.
[06:41:17] Oh. She is.
[06:41:23] Oh.
[06:41:25] Well, it's high-bass girl, Fran.
[06:41:27] Let's give it a try.
[06:41:29] This is a very.
[06:41:31] This is a very.
[06:41:33] I need to change outfits again because
[06:41:35] the things that I'm about to do to
[06:41:37] my video...
[06:41:39] Oh
[06:41:41] There's like a basement down there. Where are?
[06:41:52] Wait, there's like
[06:41:56] This is like nice
[06:41:59] Yo, we're like in like that
[06:42:05] What where should we go Ladies we like wait for you guys
[06:42:09] Yes. That's what. Yeah, I'm.
[06:42:17] Mura.
[06:42:24] Hi, Mike.
[06:42:28] We're looking at where we're looking at.
[06:42:30] Yo, they said to wait for us downstairs, like just wait, they said.
[06:42:37] I don't know what's going on.
[06:42:39] But where are you?
[06:42:41] Do you hear them? Do you hear what they're saying now?
[06:42:45] Hi guys, what's happening? Where are we?
[06:42:49] Is this like an apartment or like a dungeon?
[06:42:52] Yeah, you see I think my girls mutted and also um
[06:42:59] Hi, yeah, we got to get out of here, bro. We got to get out. Yeah
[06:43:05] Guys don't go to the basement. I promise you there is nothing good down there. I stumbled down the stairs
[06:43:12] I I tripped and fell and what I saw down there you guys are
[06:43:17] blocked
[06:43:19] Really? You went into the basement? What's down there, bro?
[06:43:22] What's down there? What's down there? What's down there?
[06:43:24] I can't...
[06:43:25] Boys, would you like to come down here?
[06:43:28] Uh, coming!
[06:43:29] Hiya!
[06:43:30] Yeah, come on down!
[06:43:31] Hey!
[06:43:33] Oh!
[06:43:33] You're saying?
[06:43:35] There's a bit of conflict between you guys who have been treating us some time away,
[06:43:38] so we're just going to show you some punishment.
[06:43:41] Um...
[06:43:41] Hey!
[06:43:42] Ha ha!
[06:43:42] Hello?
[06:43:44] Are you...
[06:43:45] I'm just gonna talk to you.
[06:43:46] She's gonna say not your dates.
[06:43:49] We are back on the school days.
[06:43:53] Oh no.
[06:43:55] No words at all.
[06:43:57] No words at all.
[06:44:01] Down here we want to show you.
[06:44:04] Okay.
[06:44:05] Down at the basement?
[06:44:09] Down here.
[06:44:10] Yeah, let's go down here.
[06:44:13] It's okay.
[06:44:15] You know, you've been very bad boys, you know, you've been very bad and we just, we just
[06:44:21] want to show you how bad you've been.
[06:44:25] So, I think you guys should get in the cage for us.
[06:44:37] I'm not asking about it.
[06:44:39] I'm telling you.
[06:44:40] Yes.
[06:44:41] Good boy.
[06:44:42] You are a great, nice, lovely, lovely boy.
[06:44:45] I'll try to call you later, after all that's shown.
[06:44:49] We'll see you in the next one, after this.
[06:44:52] Okay, so...
[06:44:53] In the cave?
[06:44:54] Being good boys for us?
[06:44:56] Yes, yes, Press D, Press D, Press D, Press D, Press D, Press D, Press D, Press D, Press D.
[06:45:00] So we're, oh, we're in the cave.
[06:45:03] Good boy.
[06:45:06] You've been such bad boys, haven't you?
[06:45:09] Yes, I have. Yes, I have a bad boy, such a bad boy, such a bad boy, such a bad boy, right?
[06:45:16] Yes, I have a bad boy.
[06:45:18] Yes, I have a bad boy.
[06:45:20] Hey, man.
[06:45:22] Yes, we did very good.
[06:45:24] Good boy.
[06:45:26] Good boy.
[06:45:27] Hey, get him back for me, big boy.
[06:45:30] What?
[06:45:32] Good boy.
[06:45:34] Good boy.
[06:45:36] Good boy.
[06:45:38] You know, I thought I was gonna get a treat for that.
[06:45:41] Oh, treats?
[06:45:43] Wait, what?
[06:45:45] Uh, yeah.
[06:45:47] Uh, okay.
[06:45:49] No, no, no.
[06:45:51] Oh, no.
[06:45:53] Oh, hey!
[06:45:55] What is that?
[06:45:57] Yes, yes, yes.
[06:45:59] Oh, god.
[06:46:01] Oh, god.
[06:46:03] Oh, god.
[06:46:05] Good boy.
[06:46:07] Oh, it's so good for mommy.
[06:46:10] Ahhhh!
[06:46:13] You wanna get a treat?
[06:46:15] A bad boy.
[06:46:16] Bad boy.
[06:46:17] Bad boy.
[06:46:18] Bad boy.
[06:46:19] He's such a bad boy.
[06:46:21] Bad boy.
[06:46:22] Bad boy.
[06:46:23] Bad boy.
[06:46:24] You wanna wet him too?
[06:46:25] Oh no, no.
[06:46:26] Oh.
[06:46:27] Please don't.
[06:46:28] All right.
[06:46:29] He's just.
[06:46:30] Bad boy.
[06:46:31] Bad boy.
[06:46:32] Oh.
[06:46:33] I like to.
[06:46:34] I like to.
[06:46:35] I can reach
[06:46:39] Come back in the cage, bad boy, you got out of the cage, bad boy
[06:46:43] All this bad boy, you see this?
[06:46:46] I need this other side of the breast
[06:46:49] Ladies, I have a question
[06:46:51] Oh my god, what are you doing there?
[06:46:53] No, no, no, no, I want you to turn around
[06:46:57] Come here, come here, come here
[06:46:59] Oh my god, please, oh my god
[06:47:01] Okay ladies, ladies. Oh my god.
[06:47:07] What?
[06:47:21] Wait, what? Oh, okay.
[06:47:23] Come here.
[06:47:25] Okay.
[06:47:26] Turn around.
[06:47:27] I'm just thinking.
[06:47:28] Alright.
[06:47:29] Yeah, go ahead.
[06:47:30] Yes, mommy.
[06:47:31] Yes, mommy.
[06:47:32] Oh.
[06:47:33] Oh, boy.
[06:47:34] All right.
[06:47:35] All right.
[06:47:36] Now come here.
[06:47:37] No, you don't ever make me do that again.
[06:47:49] I'm sorry, mommy.
[06:47:50] Sorry, mommy.
[06:47:51] Good boy.
[06:47:52] All right.
[06:47:53] I forgive you, you've made up now.
[06:47:56] Yes, I forgive you.
[06:47:58] Was that fun?
[06:47:59] Yes, yes, yes.
[06:48:00] A little bit later.
[06:48:02] Yes!
[06:48:04] After stream, yes.
[06:48:06] Ah!
[06:48:08] Uh, Murra Krava will always be upstairs, Murra.
[06:48:11] Murra Krava will always be upstairs.
[06:48:13] Murra!
[06:48:15] Murra!
[06:48:19] My ass!
[06:48:23] Listen bro. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Mooda get in. Get in get in. Mooda ass is fucking red.
[06:48:32] Hey Mooda, can you hear me? Can you hear me? Mooda? Yes. Yes. We have to get our life together bro.
[06:48:39] Hey, this is bad. We were just in a cage bro. Look, we gotta get our life together bro.
[06:48:45] I think we go down there and just end this bro.
[06:48:50] Really it's gonna
[06:48:52] Bro, we just got spanked in a cage, bro. Like I have limits
[06:48:59] Can we just bring them up to the room to our last at least okay, you know what let's just go back to their house and
[06:49:06] Meet up with them there. Okay
[06:49:12] What is going down
[06:49:20] I mean, uh, we want you to grab that.
[06:49:25] You grab that.
[06:49:26] OK.
[06:49:27] OK.
[06:49:27] Um, OK, you know, um, OK, no, no, I don't know.
[06:49:34] I don't know if we can, I, I, OK, I don't know.
[06:49:39] I don't know.
[06:49:39] It can be even, can it just be, uh, it's just, I don't know.
[06:49:43] Can we, can we, uh, just, where's this role playing?
[06:49:47] I don't know.
[06:49:47] I don't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
[06:49:50] Ladies! Ladies! Ladies!
[06:49:52] Why don't we go back to your guys' apartment and play with them?
[06:49:58] Okay.
[06:50:00] We can do that.
[06:50:02] Okay.
[06:50:04] I was having so much fun.
[06:50:06] I know.
[06:50:08] Did you guys get thrown like bad boys away?
[06:50:10] Did you like it?
[06:50:12] Yep.
[06:50:14] Yeah?
[06:50:16] Mommy, I'm never gonna leave you again, Mommy.
[06:50:18] Mommy, I'm never gonna leave you again, okay?
[06:50:20] Mommy, I'm never gonna leave you again, Mommy.
[06:50:22] I gotta get my shit together, bro.
[06:50:24] That ass, like...
[06:50:26] I gotta get my shit together, bro.
[06:50:28] I'm in a cage getting spanked, bro.
[06:50:30] Like, no, no, no.
[06:50:32] I gotta get my shit together, that ass.
[06:50:34] I got to get my shit together bro I got it I got it and this once and for all
[06:50:49] I got it
[06:50:51] Chai did I deserve any of that chat? Did I deserve- NO! NO!
[06:50:57] Oh no, okay, this gotta be a more casual spot
[06:51:01] Wait wait, why don't we all lay in bed? Why don't we all lay in bed together?
[06:51:06] And ask each other questions
[06:51:08] Okay, I'll just sit up. Why don't we all lie in front?
[06:51:11] Yeah, I'll sit on the
[06:51:13] Okay, but...
[06:51:15] Oh, but that was a precision.
[06:51:18] Yep, bro.
[06:51:24] Ladies, we're ready!
[06:51:27] Alright!
[06:51:31] How are you?
[06:51:32] Ladies, so...
[06:51:35] Okay.
[06:51:36] What's going on, ladies?
[06:51:38] Ladies, we made room for you.
[06:51:40] I think we should just like you know sit here and just talk
[06:52:04] Basically, I mean start us off here. What did you want to talk about?
[06:52:10] Um, ladies I just wanted to tell y'all, you know, I feel like last time we did the hot
[06:52:19] tub, you know, we just got spanked, we've done everything together except laying the bed
[06:52:26] so I just kind of went up, yo that's not what I said!
[06:52:29] Okay, ladies, let me stand up, ladies, let me stand up, okay, you guys are so beautiful
[06:52:34] and kind but the thing is we were just in a cage getting spanked and I feel like
[06:52:42] for me it's like you know I don't know if I even have like dignity at this point
[06:52:50] I think you're a big body what do you mean?
[06:52:54] yeah you have nice and big and strong you guys take command
[06:52:59] and how do you want us to make a man? you can always switch it up
[06:53:06] so exciting games here
[06:53:10] you know what, turn around, both of y'all turn around
[06:53:12] no, no, no, no
[06:53:14] okay
[06:53:15] okay, no, no
[06:53:19] okay
[06:53:20] turn around again, I'm sorry, turn around
[06:53:22] no, turn around again, turn around again
[06:53:25] I don't know what mood it is saying, ladies
[06:53:27] Listen, for me, you know, I've had a lot of fun tonight, you know what I'm saying?
[06:53:36] And I think I have to go, you know what I mean?
[06:53:41] Tonight.
[06:53:42] Ladies, I think the date went perfectly.
[06:53:51] Yeah, I think the date went perfectly.
[06:53:53] And I also want to say thank you for forgiving us both of you.
[06:53:58] Oh, cool.
[06:53:59] Any time, but just learn to do it again, OK?
[06:54:02] Oh, I learned my lesson.
[06:54:04] We learned our lessons tonight.
[06:54:06] We learned our lessons tonight.
[06:54:08] We're sorry for being bad boys, OK?
[06:54:12] Sorry.
[06:54:13] We forgive you as we're still bad boys.
[06:54:16] I was going to teach you a lesson and take good care of you.
[06:54:19] okay so okay you know I'm gonna say Sakura I'm gonna just say goodbye to you
[06:54:28] real quick in this room I will give you guys some alone time yeah
[06:54:43] hey Sakura I just wanted to say you know before I head out that I had a great
[06:54:48] date tonight, you know what I mean? I hope you had a great time as well. Me too. I think you
[06:54:56] made the right choice. I knew you would. I had a lot of fun with you. I always do.
[06:55:00] Yes, before I go, how about a good night kiss or something?
[06:55:06] Yeah, yeah, let me just...
[06:55:17] You're cute. You give the best kisses.
[06:55:21] Thank you, thank you.
[06:55:22] Okay, well, I'm gonna head out now, okay?
[06:55:26] Okay, I'll see you later. Bye.
[06:55:29] Um...
[06:55:31] This door doesn't open.
[06:55:34] Uh, uh, okay, you know what?
[06:55:36] I'll let you figure that out.
[06:55:38] I'll give you some privacy with the door.
[06:55:40] You can figure out.
[06:55:45] Have a great night.
[06:55:59] Thank you.