Jynxzi
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04-04-2026 ยท 9h 37m
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I want a land, I want a land, I want a land, I want a land
Cat, early bird!
Cat, it's gonna be a good day today!
It's gonna be a good day today, bro.
Early bird gets the...
Did somebody type late?
Hey, dipstick!
I'm three whole hours early!
Wait, is that Muda?
Wait, why is Muda in my stream?
Wait is that Muda?
Why is Muda in my stream?
Why is Muda in my stream, bro?
What's happening?
did he infiltrate?
Murr is in my str-
Bro, did he infiltrate?
Yeah
I gotta call the higher ups. What is he doing?
What is he doing, bro?
I have to call my higher ups. Try not to call my higher ups.
How's it going? I just wanted to check in. We have a we have an infiltrator in the stream
right now. I don't know how, but mood I like snuck into my stream, bro. Look, he likes
He snuck in, look.
Fuck it, we can make it a mood upstream.
No! Bro, how did he get in? Why is he dancing?
Bro, he got in, what the fuck?
Okay, okay, I'm taking off, fuck.
It's even fixed now.
All right, thank you, High Mind.
Hey, thank you, bro.
Hey, no worries, bro.
Hey, so how are we looking on the tournament today, man?
Hey, how are we looking on the Valorant tournament, bro?
It's cropped up, oh yeah.
Let's go run everything. Okay. He's had a sarcastic
Everything's going good
So far we have
38 members
Listen to math here 55 k 18 70s. We need
40 people
People probably gonna drop out last second because that's how storms are
Yeah, we're gonna need some people, but not it should be good though.
It should be good.
Okay, bro.
Hey, if there's any disasters, bro, just call me, bro.
Yep.
Hey, we'll do it, Jakes.
You know, I always listen to you guys when it's a disaster, bro, and you know what?
For your streams, there's always disasters.
So just keep that phone ready, bro, and let's go, man.
Let's go.
What a great, amazing, awesome, fabulous balance of what we have here.
Bro, you're gonna watch yourself in the Mr. Beast video, right?
Because you went there, right?
Yes, yes, bro, yes.
I should be in there.
So you're gonna win about a million dollars, right?
Yes, bro, literally, yes.
Because you would be cared by the child, obviously.
Bro, high-fives! I didn't do the Mr. Beast video, bro!
I didn't do it!
I didn't do it!
I didn't do it!
I didn't do it!
I didn't do it!
I didn't do it!
I DIDN'T DO IT!
You didn't do the Mr. Beast video, so what you're telling me is we, we as in the channel, all of us, that pay for your bills.
Just pay for your wage cars that you did.
I don't have cars!
Well, you have a few, you have a Eurus, you have a Honda, you have a Porsche, two of
them actually, one friend to, well I'm gonna give the friend to one of your dad.
You have a few cars.
Anyways, listen, no, but bro, like you have to, wait, let's back up a second, try
the date? Did you enjoy yourself? Like I don't know. Hi guys. I'm a 24 year old man approaching
being 30 bro and I was in a cage getting spanked. I don't know bro in VR chat. I think I need
to get my shit together dude and that's why chat the theme of today is early bird gets
a warrant bro chat I got spanked in a fucking cage man in quotations bro ignore
them don't give them power bro here's the thing bro starting today I'm turning
my life around bro hi guys
No more VR chat
Also, you realize like you as my boss you as my
You as my teammates, I would say this tree is a team effort
It's like 90% me 10% you I
Would say yes rubs off on me too. I know working in a cage
I know I know I gotta clean this shit up bro, and I'm gonna clean this shit up today, bro
I'm telling you early bird get some work now
You let me know bro
Actually, fuck you.
Completely in total down that's there.
Chat, how is your day in a scale of one to ten?
How is your-
Chat, what is good, bro? Legitimately.
Call me later with the Prime sub.
Nye with the Prime.
Zeddy with the tier one.
Big day with the Prime.
check mud red check mud red check mud red check mud red
and they said they were gonna win legal
and they said they were gonna win the legal
bro bro bro chat this is what i'm saying bro this is exactly what i'm saying
These delusional fucking Madrid fans!
Y'all aren't delusional as fuck!
They- this makes a white tear come down my leg, bro.
Literally.
Like, this makes a white tear come down my leg.
That's exactly what the fuck I'm talking about, bro.
But I'm pretty...
Damn, man.
Yeah this song is so good bro.
This song is so fucking good bro.
This song is so fucking good bro.
Jack, hope everybody's having a fantabulous Saturday for the day.
Ooh, we gotta watch that MrBeast video, it just came out right?
Jack, hope everybody's having a fantabulous amazing spectacular Saturday.
You know what I'm saying? Hope y'all have a beautiful, amazing weekend.
If you have plans for the weekend, hope that it's good. Stay safe.
Stay safe and make sure to take care of yourself.
You know what I'm saying?
You been good.
But I just wanted to...
I just wanted to say thank you Lord.
I just wanted to say thank you Lord.
You've been bad to us.
Better be better, I don't want to be bad.
Father.
Best part.
Now you wonder what an FB pin,
but I'll be back to life like an FB pin.
She's still in the left of skin and uh check me out then check me in see this code
Banger banger now chat should
We watch this video
Right here, bro. It came out one hour ago chat
50 streamers fight for one million dollars, bro
Months
I need y'all to put chat and emote only for this entire video. So there's no spoilers
So there's no spoilers because I don't know my chat spot. I gotta try to spoil who won bro. Listen bro mods put the chat in emote only
everybody lock the fuck in
50 streamers fight for one million dollars. Let's go
50 streamers fight for one million dollars
Let's go and why can't I restart?
Our Chrome's gonna glitch out now.
I just shot 50 of the biggest streamers in this game.
And I'm only glass of $1 million.
Google Chrome is gonna literally
make me have an aneurysm, I'm not even kidding.
Google Chrome is literally gonna
make me have an aneurysm, I'm not even getting.
Should I check my camera here?
Check me out, hey, check me in, okay.
Here we go, 50 streamers fight
for one million dollars, bro.
Let's go, without further ado, man.
Lock in.
I just dropped 50 of the biggest streamers in this game!
And all of these last for that million dollars!
He's way out of his...
Okay, now we're good.
Chat, who is your prediction?
Who is your prediction to win?
But the biggest streamers in the universe
and the last one of them to leave wins it all.
Street's gonna be called host.
My prediction to win, bro,
is probably somebody like Tifu,
because Tifu is good at games
and he's athletic and he's smart.
You know what I'm saying? I just think TeeFoo could probably work.
Do it with me for this video. Do it with me for a moment.
Be streamer of the year. I'm sorry, I thought it only made sense.
I'm trying to get some people out.
Why is speed always sweating, bro?
No, I'm done with this. I'm done.
What? No matter what is happening, bro?
No matter what is going on, this guy is always sweating.
I don't even understand.
How is he always sweating? Check to know what I'm saying?
This guy is always sweating.
I'm trying to get some people out.
We're locked in together, we're locked in together.
Do we have like a Spanish alliance?
Yeah, it's a power friendship.
I think it's all about strategy.
If you're me, I'm willing to do anything.
You want me to get on the floor, start twerking, I'll do it.
I don't.
I'm just saying, if you want me to, I'll do it.
I really don't want to do it.
You really don't want to do it.
I think we're doing a queue.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna go crazy.
These streamers, all they know how to do is go either lazy.
I do feel like the ice is a little lower today.
It's dropped a lot.
I'm curious how you're gonna switch it up.
Switch it up!
And kill some of us!
That is scary!
Oh!
Oh!
Hey!
I'm the clipboarder!
Everything is trash, isn't it?
Yeah, make me cry.
But it hasn't happened yet, so they don't know.
Alright, it's time for the first challenge.
What is it?
On this wall is a photo of each of you.
No!
I'm voting to win!
Oh no!
I think I'm...
MOTE!
MOTE!
Bro, I should have went to this.
Oh my God!
I should have went to this, bro.
Oh my God!
I should have went to this, bro.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
this bro onage right there
Tyler 1 2 oh my god
oh my god you all are going to get one painful shot and all you have to do is shoot the photo
of the streamer that you hate the most
what is Mr. Beast doing bro
this dude is evil what is this intro
shoot the streamer you hate the most
After all 50 of you fire, the 5 targets hit the most will be eliminated.
Oh my god!
Step over the line if you want to shoot first.
Oh, alright, sketch it.
Come on up.
Who do I shoot first?
No, you shoot that way.
Sketch.
We should-
Is he buzzed right now?
Like, I'm being serious, bro.
Streamers, would you like to eliminate?
Wait.
He missed.
He missed!
Oh my gosh!
Is he trying to hit Lacey?
Stop!
Who's next?
Yeah, give me a shot!
Ludwig!
Let's see who Ludwig shoots!
Is that a straw hat?
Bro, okay Ludwig?
I'm sorry!
Oh!
But you're not a streamer!
Yeah, that's the CEO of Twitch.
You're about to get banned, bruh!
Hey, hey, I'll take your band!
Who wants to shoot next?
Excuse me? Excuse me?
Come on, man. Let's go.
Oh!
Oh!
Where'd you have to get me, Danj, man?
Are you in the force?
What?
Danj!
Danj!
Danj!
Danj!
Can I bring up something real quick?
Yeah.
You're gonna miss, old man.
Oh!
Wait, this Danj man's extreme!
What is this?
Oh!
He missed!
Yes!
I'm an easy target.
I know that's all perfect.
Honestly, I'm easy target.
Someone's gonna accidentally get shot and then it's gonna snowball.
Wait, so it's the five people who get shot?
Someone's gonna accidentally get shot and then it's gonna snowball.
Wait, so it's the five people who get shot the most? Okay.
Take the motto!
And the brutality continues.
Oh, geez!
They begin targeting other streamers.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, man!
And the streamers fought right back.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, man!
And just like that, no least-like streamers are starting to reveal themselves.
Three people are on the chopping block.
What is she trying to say?
It's not even that, bro.
People are just shooting who's shooting them.
What is he trying to say, bro?
I think we shoot whoever shoots us.
It was like,
Ski Mask the Slump God!
What?
People are on the chopping block.
Who's next?
Just even stream.
Whoever shoots us.
It was like people are aiming at whoever aimed for them.
I don't know about anybody.
I'll shoot them.
I want to take anyone out is that okay that's fine you know the strategy to this
bro the smart thing you could do in this is you could basically only shoot
people you would just shoot people who have already shot because they can't
like get back to you they can't counteract you you shouldn't be like
sparking a new beef. You see the Shabu-Lobardi challenge.
Wait, it hit Arki! It hit Arki!
Oh my god!
I am for the ground!
Well, aside from that, the streamers targeted people they thought were the biggest threat.
Alright, clap back! Clap back!
Defender Aura!
Defend your aura yo hey bro I'm bout I'm about to vomit
Did you just shoot yourself?
He shot himself! You're a hero Mollie!
You're him! You're him!
But he shot himself why?
They even started targeting people that already had points.
I had to play a save, I can't leave enemies out here.
in order to decrease the likelihood of themselves getting eliminated.
Make a shot!
TeeFoo's so cool, bro.
Of course TeeFoo just does a three-section.
But not everybody has a perfect aim.
You wanna miss?
Oh yeah, you missed.
You missed!
What did you miss?
Yeah, you did!
I didn't know I missed!
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
You fell off!
I'm gonna get it ready!
Hey!
Alright, now we're really gonna get you up!
And thanks to XQC's outbursts,
the five most targeted streamers finally revealed themselves.
Change the light, Trey!
You fine?
X lost?
Never now eliminated.
XQC got voted out?
Oh my god!
Ann Marlin?
Bye bye, Ann Ann!
And before he left,
Bye bye!
XQC had something to say to the streamers.
Nobody wants to hear it!
The music is trash.
What are you doing?
Oh, boy, it was ampy.
And look, I'm gonna ampy-go.
All right.
Are you guys ready for the second game?
Here we go.
All right, let's lock him.
Lock him.
Change the floor.
Yeah, this is going to be a peak video, bro.
This is going to be a peak.
All right.
Oh, baby.
Bring out the Lamborghini!
Wish!
Wow!
Wish!
One of you is about to win this Lamborghini
are your viewers!
But here's the thing, this next game is optional.
Whoever volunteers to play this game will be blindfolded.
Why do people do this?
Don't do this!
While they hold their hand on this landbump
and takes it off closest to 10 minutes,
we'll win it and literally go live in this cube
and give it away to one of your viewers.
What? What is the rules?
Do I have a 45 IQ or was that the most confusing thing
I've ever heard in my life?
Whoever takes it off closest to 10 minutes
But here's the thing, this next game is optional
Whoever volunteers to play this game will be blindfolded while they hold their hand on this lambo
Blindfolded hold hand on lambo, okay?
And takes it off closest to 10 minutes
So you have to guess when you reach 10 minutes?
What? What is this?
Well win it and literally go live in this cube and give it away to one of your viewers
Everyone else who places their hand on and loses the challenge will be eliminated
Okay, if you want to compete for this Lamborghini step inside the circle in the next two minutes
Well, you get an easy stream. Oh, I'm afraid I'm afraid. I already know how sketchy to get knocked out
Wow, I wanted to see him make it far. I already know I I already know he's gonna get knocked out
Step in. Now go in and get sketched.
48 seconds.
I'm thinking about the clips.
Get in there.
33 seconds.
Oh!
What?
What?
What's happening?
Hold on to me.
Please sketch.
Survive, please.
I don't know.
Yes.
You win.
What did Onay just say?
I'm sorry.
This guy is the funniest human being.
How long is 10 minutes?
Is that actually what he said?
Three minutes.
I don't know.
Is that actually what Onay just said?
I
Yo, I should have went in this row. I can't believe I haven't met this guy, bro. What like that? What is that sentence?
What does that even mean?
Only four people entered the circle. Let's see who wins the limbo
These won't do this!
Don't do this!
Let's go in!
The rest is on you!
This will be the longest 10 minutes for them.
Everyone is locked in on this game.
They are focused on playing.
But, just like the paintball game,
chaos was about to take over.
I-I think that's time, guys, you're good!
Fifteen, sixteen, seven,
thirty, eight,
eighty,
sixty,
twenty,
twenty,
twenty,
twenty, twenty,
twenty, three,
three,
three,
three,
three,
three,
three,
three,
three,
three,
four,
three,
three,
three,
three,
three,
three,
three,
three,
three,
and the crowd's messing with them.
Bro.
Six minutes.
Six minutes.
Time is ticking.
One is literally gonna give away this Lamborghini
and the next 10 minutes, three of them are about to go home.
Oh my gosh, catch is stressing.
Come on, sketch.
Oh, all right.
We have our first person to take their hand off.
Am I good?
I think the smartest strategy to this
would be to just be the last person.
Just literally go last.
I'm not even, I think that's the smartest thing.
It's been like five minutes.
No way.
I lost.
Yeah.
How?
Because when other streamers are sabotaging you,
it's almost impossible to focus.
Bro, it's you just gotta be the last one, bro.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
We gotta get out of here.
Bro, what?
They didn't realize at the time
that the last two players had a different strategy.
Wait, you guys are using that time?
Oh.
They had Alex, who were tracking the time
on their vlog cameras the entire game.
What?
Is that even allowed?
You started right on time?
I'm still here.
This is good, I'm going to say that I'm here, okay?
She's got somebody, he's got somebody.
Is that French?
That's gotta be French.
Good strategy.
That is the lamest way to lose a game.
I had nine minutes, I'm going over there
and I'm sabotaging, I'm gonna get in the fight.
This is gonna come down to literal milliseconds.
You know, I'm a baby, man. I'm a baby.
Wait a minute. She's not cheating?
This is Colquon.
Yeah, it's Colquon. He's screwed up.
9.13!
9.36!
9.37!
He's gonna do it.
Hey!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Hey!
Hey!
Ha!
As now, I'm not gonna commit to you.
Change that to a death sentence.
Is that French?
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh, my God!
I need to halt the light! I need to let them down!
Oh, wait! Wait!
He won! He won!
All right, they could at the same time. They could at the same time.
He got the cameras here. Her hand came off first.
His hand came off five frames later,
which was closer to 10 minutes.
Reboot!
I would like to say that I'm disappointed. I think I have brain damage. How is I so bad wait?
Don't tell me sketching neon are eliminated now because of this like they grow
Why would anybody even play these games?
Like if I do this like I want to win should have made a friend. Well, I tried. I didn't know I could cheat
Oh, I love cheating
Yeah, I've got eliminated.
I'm alive!
This is what I'm talking about.
Like, now you're just eliminated.
Chad, I mean, bro, I think winning a Mr. Beast video is not even hard.
You just have to think.
Like, as soon as I saw Sketch step forward, what did I say?
I said, I already know he's out.
Like, I mean, why would you even do this?
I'm actually gonna take it home, I'm gonna go out!
This is completely unethical.
This is Rainbow One, and he's about to give one of you this Lambo.
on the charts guys
He just wanted Lamborghini
He just want a Lamborghini just like just like that
And even though I just gave away a Lamborghini one of these streamers will be winning one million dollars
There's a lot of money to give away on their live stream to viewers like you and if you aren't already subscribed
We're super close to hitting half a billion subscribers
I think my viewers would be happy to know that I didn't fight for them today. Jimmy said the next hand is gonna be brutal
I love one eyebrow. I hope one day actually wins this thing. I
Mean sketches out who else could I root for bro? All right? It's time for the next challenge change the floor
You'll decide if you want to play a video game or a sports game 10 people from each side
Oh my god, I would just make a video game
Meaning over half of you won't be eliminated
You're gonna step in this video game
Y'all are gonna say cap y'all are gonna say cap but I could do to sports side too. I could bro
I could legitimately
I'm not going there
Okay, sports?
or believe in your athletic ability?
I'm just not a gamer.
A lot of gamers over here.
You guys don't want to try the sports?
I know my strengths, and it's not that.
I think I'm a top 10 gamer in this room.
Play team.
I really do.
Play team.
I'm great at both, so I'm actually
choosing who I want to eliminate less.
Through and David.
Holy T1 aura.
Through and David.
Team G, you're last.
OK, we're going to kick things off
by playing the sports games first.
Are you ready?
Woo!
Dude, I'm scared, bro.
They all the sport they're playing.
And from beyond the goalie, one of the greatest soccer players in the world.
And Ronaldo's biggest rival, Speed.
Speed is the goalie. Speed is the goalie.
If you score, you move on.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I feel like Speed would actually be a good keeper, bro.
If you don't score, you miss or he stops the ball, you're eliminated.
I'll give you guys a second to shout out to you guys about while they were straddling.
So speed could basically eliminate 10 people right now if they all miss.
This happened.
Wait!
Oh!
Long way, you left!
Long way!
Long way!
Long way!
What?!
You left the queue!
The only rule is don't leave the queue!
I didn't even get to stop your go.
Hey, we have our first up 10 eliminations!
What is wrong with you?
I got excited!
I wanted to say hi to speed is my favorite streamer. That is a crazy way to get out
Is there anyone who wants to shoot first? I'm going I'm going I'm going you know I'm gonna save it right?
I don't think so. You don't think so do you want to bet? Maybe maybe maybe
That's good technique
Yeah, I thought speed would be a good goalie. What is this bro?
Come on speed stick your leg out
What is that?
I thought speed would be a good goal, but I'm not gonna lie.
That was impressive.
Hey, that's how you do it!
That was silly.
Who wants to go second?
You wanna shoot?
I got you nervous, man.
No, man.
I'm not stressing it.
I would score.
I'm stopping this goal.
I'm in a French streamer, right, French?
Hey, you're missing, bro.
You're out.
You're out of the video, bro.
French shot!
Get out!
Speed is too good.
He really does his soccer. He loves soccer.
Bye, buddy!
The door's that way!
Thank you for the invitation. It was crazy.
No problem. Thank you.
Anyone want to put their feet in their own hands?
Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide!
No, we all can't hide back there.
We all can't hide!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
They see us! They see us!
Hey!
And you can't hide behind the brick, kids!
They say we can't hide.
I'm wearing fat fish.
This is a joke!
Since no one wants to go, I'm gonna draw the name out.
The person who's going is Andrea Botez.
You never kicked your soccer ball in my life. This is my out.
Take care of me.
You're going down!
I'm so scared of speed, man. I'm so scared of speed.
Snake!
Not a bad kick.
Snake, I'm cursed.
Let's go, man!
Hey, Chad, don't look like it in the sky, bro. Be honest. Just be dead serious, bro.
Do I look like him keep it a buck? Do I look like him? I hear it a lot
Yay or nay. Yay or nay?
That a toe kick was that a toe kick, bro
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Dang it!
Are you right foot or left footed?
Right.
You gonna go side or right here?
As fast as you can.
Okay.
Wait, she kicked when he wasn't even in the net.
She hit him!
Wendy kicked him before she walked back to the wall!
What the hell?
Yeah, I killed him!
Raph!
What the?
Raph!
Hey, Brandon.
Thank you.
That's a happy ending.
We only need one more elimination.
Nick A-30, who's one of the most popular Fortnite streamers.
Oh!
OK, OK.
Why did you not choose video game?
I thought it was going to be like a push-up contest
or something, so.
But we said it's a sport.
I was ready to be athletic, you know?
OK.
Not a soccer, though, or football.
If he misses, that's it.
They all move on.
That's good.
That's good! That's good!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Why was that good?
That was good!
I thought that was going out. That was a good goal!
This could be the last elimination.
Oh, that was kind of slotted, bro.
Okay, Nick.
Great!
Better up, better up.
If he misses, all of you move on.
Bro, but this is the thing bro, it just feels like it's luck of the draw.
It's like, so wait people advance because they didn't even kick?
Bazzara.
I'm too competitive for this bro.
Like, so people get to advance because they didn't kick?
Like I don't know.
It's a lot of luck of the draw.
Check can I get a reach me?
Can I get a reach me?
It's a lot of luck of the draw bro.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I hope you lose the last one.
No, I hope we love you more.
No way.
Thank you, brother.
Take care, Ray.
Congratulations, you 10-oh-mode.
This is a great video, though, I'm not going to lie.
It's time to eliminate 60% of these people.
What video game do you think we're about to play?
Rock-a-league.
Pac-man.
Rock-a-league.
It is.
It is.
Did any of you say, Fortnite?
No way.
Yo, actually.
Look at Tyler one's face, bro.
This is the face of a man who has played League of Legends for 25 fucking years, bro.
And just now realizes he has to play Fortnite.
Look at his face, bro.
That is the face.
This is the perfect pause.
That is the face of a man who has spent 30 years on League of Legends and has to
play Fortnite. Now THIS I want to see! They should have did Rockin League though that would be so sick.
We chose this game because Fortnite made streaming what it is today and launched
True, true, true, true, but Fortnite now is like, full of your careers.
So you're gonna play until 12 of you are eliminated.
Everyone understands!
Alright, start the match!
Fortnite begins by streamers dropping into the map.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, so it's a custom, it's a custom.
Whoa! Lock it! It's a custom, but 12 are limited.
Now I'll drop it out!
Instantly all the best players teamed up including Tifu,
A legendary player that's one of the best in the world.
Bora.
Bora.
And their first objective was to get in a plane.
We're taking planes, guys?
I feel so safe up here, bro.
Woo-hoo!
Bro, we've got to get that top 10.
But on the other side of the map, another group was formed.
Is that you in front of me?
Okay.
I'm scared.
Bye.
This is so scary.
But some players had a different strategy.
I'm gonna hide the whole game.
I'm s-
I don't know what I would do in this scenario, bro. I don't know what I would do. Look at on a holy locked in
Holy locked in look at it on a Gary. We're looking for y'all. What is doing good?
I hope he makes it far your guys strategy is to sit in the plane not go fight. I'm man-to-man Mono Mono
No, we will we're letting the suspense build up
This might be the highest of all games because everyone is dead focus on the game. I am shocked
I thought for sure people would be out by now see this is how for night
it's like supposed to be played when it's like intense and like the stakes are really high and
This time for that was for the first couple of months, bro
No, no what they was doing there is playing for survival now
It's like Peter bot just skits 30 kills because the zone gets smaller and smaller
It's gonna get intense because in fortnight if you get caught in the shrinking storm
You'll take damage which could eliminate you causing players to make rookie mistakes
Oh, dang it! It's okay.
Because the storm is closing in.
Oh, damn it! Oh, no. Oh, no.
This used to be my tack.
Whoa, when, I'm talking like nine years ago, or 2018.
Bro, this was my thing. I would get a tack shotgun, like a blue tack or like a green tack.
And I would hear somebody go, like, just no skill. I used to love this.
Players started running into each other.
Score, are you peeking with a score?
Oh, fuck me!
Oh my god.
Oh, it's too much fat! Too much fat!
You said it had to be first!
Alright, three eliminations down.
He has dropped all at the same time.
The circle continues to get smaller, leaving only nine eliminations to go.
And while some players are successful at avoiding combat, others are not so lucky.
Whoa!
I'll fight!
Five more, five more!
I have eliminations remaining! It's getting crazy!
While the most feared players are...
Wait, so let me get this straight, bro.
Let me get this straight.
Everyone who chose gaming had to compete.
But half of the people who chose soccer didn't have to kick.
Fast.
Flying in a plane.
This is smart.
I'm sorry, this is just meta.
Look, bro, they're fighting for a million dollars, bro.
This is meta.
This is smart!
The quickly closing storm makes it difficult not only for the less experienced players,
but it causes even the best players to make mistakes.
No, don't turn the aids, don't turn the aids!
Walk on the plane, anyone.
Lacey died in Fortnite?
Lacey died in Fortnite?
Lacey died in Fortnite?
This would be like me dying in Siege here.
In this environment, you died Lacey.
Nah nah nah.
You died here.
Watch my left.
Who's there gonna be?
One more.
Guys, only one more player needs to be eliminated.
Remember, one million dollars is on the line.
I'm still one to ten, how sad are you?
I don't like the format. Bro, why did everyone who selected gaming have to compete? Why did
Half of the people who selected sports now have to compete.
What is happening?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
And with that, welcome to the Ta-Chuan-E.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
The attacking was no-built.
This is really good.
Guys, this video is an example for you.
Sometimes, without doing anything, you do a lot of things.
Team up!
Ready for the next game?
Yeah!
OK.
I need the 20 of you to split up into teams of four,
two of which will be eliminated.
OK.
So we got it.
Atoy, Atoy, how many teams?
We're 20, five teams of four.
The entire team is going to be eliminated.
You don't know what skills we need.
Do we have somebody that's smart?
I have somebody that's fit.
Onee made it to the top 20, bro.
This is so immersive.
This is so immersive, bro.
Onee made it to the top 20.
I'm dynamic.
We gotta get our squad to split up.
We need one of her team to go to your team,
because we are five.
Team, some Spanish speakers add,
or my Mexico viewers just get a plum in on you.
Thank you, ever team.
The all-arounders, baby.
Now that all five teams have been selected,
I don't want to talk to them.
Game of the video.
Change the floor.
What?
the podiums everyone please stand on top of your boxes wait what you guys are
we going for they're gonna do floor is lava wait I'm 30 first go up the
shades in this next game these shades will appear randomly on the floor and
you now have 10 seconds to remember where they are it's like a fall guys
game it's a full guy was orange and starry spider okay they're gone
Spin the wheel.
All right, let's see what it lands on.
Their safe is square.
Go, go, go!
So because they got square, they now
have to go where they think this square was
and fit inside as a team.
What do you think?
We're at confidence.
We're lining together.
Rocking on!
Oh!
So because their team only had one streamer in the square,
they get one point.
One point.
And the two teams with the least amount of points are limiting
The number to beat is one can they beat it we just gotta be hooked up together
We gotta be like well remember remember your shape, bro, and just remember that spot
Star go sorry sir. I think I just start I'm not gonna lie. This is the hardest shape
This is something that's in it right here. This center. This is no way. Oh, I don't think that's it
Wait, you think you should scoot over any time?
I don't think that's it, guys.
What did Jason?
I think I did, but that's the hardest shape you'll ever make.
Tell me when you're ready.
I think I'm not.
I think we're good.
You want me to reveal it?
Yeah.
Reveal it!
Wow.
Oh!
Oh, my God.
He's out!
He's not safe.
He's not safe.
How much?
How much?
Two points!
Oh, this is so hard.
I know, that was perfect formation, though.
You can't get that wrong.
Hey, but we got more than him!
You didn't get more than that.
Shut your mouth.
But Jason, two teams are going home.
It's OK.
Let's just hope for the best.
You're fine.
Who's it?
There's nobody.
No one gets one.
No one gets one.
No one gets one.
We're safe.
All right.
Reveal the shape.
Not only.
Is it difficult to?
Now, this is a good game here.
This is a good game.
This promotes teamwork, communication, coordination.
Remember, the location of these shapes
Star.
Star.
But with a million dollars on the line.
Swerve.
Swerve.
Your competitors will do anything before you are.
I'm saying this now.
I have to say this now.
One is going to have some weird strats
and they're going to lose because of it.
So I'm just saying that I have to say this.
So if I'm right, I can say I'm right.
Oh, it's time for time for time for time.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
That is such a peak team, bro.
One and Tyler won and Nick A-30 and Mitch.
Oh, man.
I'm dying.
That left foot's off, but move your feet back this way.
What?
How do you feel?
Do you guys feel good?
I am.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Do you want me to reveal it?
Yes, please.
OK.
Reveal the dice!
Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me.
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Come on, come on, come on!
Two points!
OK, OK.
Two points, that's good.
OK, amazing.
If you score more than two, you are guaranteed.
Reveal the shades!
That's pretty hard.
He got squarish, he got squarish, yes.
I'm telling you this now.
One is gonna have a weird strap and they're gonna lose.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Squirt!
Squirt, squirt, squirt.
I am in the middle.
I am in the middle, I am in the middle, I am in the middle.
Who picked this spot?
Don, Don, Don.
So if you're not in, it's Tyler's fault.
Absolutely.
Do you want me to reveal it?
Yes.
Please, please reveal it.
It's the wrong one.
Two points!
Two of you are out.
Tyler said verbatim, where I'm in the middle.
I am in the middle.
I am in the middle.
bro that was the easiest one oh no that was actually the easiest one my toes
were in the middle your toes are even in the middle
I can take two like this, I also hope we'll reveal the shades
range range they're locked in the team that got one like is just sitting around
already knowing they're out
I'm not confident this is how are you not confident we're trusting in your
winning you got me so when I got one is just like all right well god talk to
head home you memorized your trailer for the team yes do you think you're
about to win now I'm gonna be on her team let me know if you want me to
Reveal the shape!
Oh, they got... they got two points!
Two points!
Bro, can somebody get three or what? What's going on?
Time break, time break, time break!
So, every team's for two points by yours.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Do you translate to French? You're eliminated for them?
We're eliminated, guys.
Hey, guys, he's got a cross-strait, guys. Look at his cross-strait.
Can you translate to...
Thank you for everything, man.
Aw, thanks for coming out.
Yeah, you at least won a Lambo.
No problem.
Thank you.
Thanks for coming out, boys.
Sorry, I didn't work out.
Shite stuff.
That's a trick.
It's always sad when you see people get eliminated.
Who's gonna win, bro?
Now we're gonna run it back for a tiebreaker.
Swishle!
Is only actually about to win?
It's back! The game continues!
Reveal the floor!
Star! Star! Star! Star!
Right here. That's like, let's definitely...
Oh, they're taking longer!
You can feel like, parallel, they don't have the strength.
Oh yeah, they're re-adjusting constantly.
Reveal it.
Okay, that's all fours!
Yeah, this might be crazy, but...
Ah, okay, well they won.
The strategy, bro?
The strategy I think is like, what if you get like your smallest person to like balance on top of everybody's feet that way you like guarantee.
Wait, that actually makes no sense.
I'm going to stop talking.
Wait, no chat.
Am I right?
If your smallest person knows, think about it.
If your smallest person balances, isn't that just guaranteed points in the center?
Oh, four!
That's the center's wrong.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Ah!
Now that they have a perfect score.
It looks like the edges are messing people up.
All right.
The team going home is probably one of you three.
Reveal the saves.
Circle.
Circle, circle, circle, circle.
Here's right here.
Are you sure this is the center?
I am in the middle.
I am in the middle.
I am in the middle.
Tyler will never lead your strength.
Oh my god.
All right, let's see if they're in.
Oh, no.
You guys scored zero points.
Nooo!
No you guys!
The two little Mickey Mouse ones right in front of you!
I got a square to circle over here!
What is this?
All you have to do now is score 1 point.
REVEAL THE SHAME!
It's over.
Titer 1 sold.
Wow.
Titer freaking 1, bruh.
I'm gonna die.
Circle! Circle! Circle!
This way. This way.
I'm actually kind of playing.
It's like this, like this.
I can't, can't, can't.
One point please!
One point!
I'm fine!
2 points!
AHHHHHHHHH
There's only one team that still has to go!
They just have to score one point.
Just aim one, just aim one.
REVEAL THE SHAME!
Rekai!
How's it 3-4, you bad?
He'll be dying.
Star, star, star, star!
WHERE DID HE GO?
You have to ask yourself, what percentage of winning a Mr. Beast video is skilled?
And what percentage is luck, bro?
I'm saying probably 50-50.
You can not remember spin!
Hey!
Wheeeee!
Star!
Star!
Star!
There's no way Jason got it.
Hey!
Right there!
Right!
Stop!
Get in!
You're good.
You got it.
They're helping me.
You're dead in the middle.
What is this?
What is this?
You're gonna trust rage?
I'm my life!
Don't tell you!
Star was like that.
I'm my life!
I have even revealed it.
Revealed it?
I'm just smart like I'm maybe I'm cringe but what I would have did all they needed was one point right
so instead of circling up just pick four spots next to each other separated were you guaranteed
someone's there okay you know the circle is in this facility don't try to like scrunch up in
one confined restricted area scatter and spread out and it's like one of you's
guaranteed chat I think I could win this and they're gone
good at this
go go go
baby
yes
yes
can the losers please support
well we got down
we gave up
oh I absolutely
absolutely blue. It's my fault. It's a team game. It is a win-us.
Well, take care.
Congratulations! I'm making a top 12 to celebrate!
We're gonna have a slumber party!
Rain in the beds. The next game will be in the morning.
Who's the last few of us? I'm gonna tell her.
No, because you said you were gonna eliminate me three different times.
I was trolling.
All my teammates were gone.
All my aunts?
Yeah. What if Rekai wins this?
I was gonna.
I need a couple of tick-tock scores before bed.
And it's kinda AC down a little bit too.
Let's try to get cozy.
Tentatively, Rikai tempted.
Rikai, don't do it, yo.
You came this far.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Stop.
You think that's funny?
You're gonna be like, we wrote a clip, bro,
and Rikai touched your head a lot.
Ha ha ha.
12 of us left.
That's our bomb.
That's the end today, hands, yo.
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning.
Let's go!
You guys wanna get more people out, or just hang out?
Hang out.
Hang out?
Okay, that's fine.
Oh! Jimmy!
Oh, what do you guys like?
Striebers? You have lives? You have to get back to you?
Yes. Yes, please.
I need to get my phone.
All right. Change the floor!
Oh, what is this?
The last one to leave the circle.
I know Lamborghini.
No? Chandler, come on in.
Last to touch Chandler?
Chandler, please put on this blindfold.
What?
Mesh! Bring it on out!
Mesh!
What?
Dodgeball.
If Chandler's gonna throw me, then, oh, there's a hit.
All the rules.
We have Chandler blind-holder.
We have dodgeballs.
And there's one more missing.
What did Rekai say?
Yo, I think Chandler is going to basically
just be randomly throwing balls.
You know, that's what it looks like.
Peace.
What?
What else, what else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
You guys are gonna have squeaky chickens on your feet
and cowbells around your neck.
And the first four of you that Chandler hits
will be eliminated.
Oh my god!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo, that's insane.
We got designer shoes for each of you and our cowbell.
This is a crazy game.
If this is how I go out, it's going to be a sad day.
Oh my god, I'm scared.
If we didn't go out like this, bro,
there's no more spending out.
We're not spending out.
It's the most good.
I feel like I'm an insane ass fighter.
OK, the plan is to stay in the corners.
I played these games before.
Chandler, are you ready?
I'm ready.
First floor hit, we'll be eliminated.
Chandler, have that.
Oh! Oh! Oh, he one-shot it!
What happened?
What did I get?
I didn't do something good, I didn't even know.
I feel like I'm going insane here on all these tricks.
Oh, boy.
Yo.
Okay, holy positioning. I want to study this. Look at the positioning.
Who is this? Who is that, Evi?
That is crazy positioning. He's positioned behind the dodgeballs. So even if it gets to that direction, he's protected.
This is crazy. It was so loud a second ago.
No one is making a sound.
It is dead quiet in the room.
Nobody's moving, huh?
You guys can tell on each other, bro.
Tell me where they are.
Tell me where they are.
The camera has so much horror around me.
Nobody's moving.
That was it, Jell-O!
Bro, I heard the chicken.
I mean, if you start throwing, is anyone in this corner?
Dang.
Sorry, I heard somebody.
There's people in this corner, I know.
They're gonna have to make a run for it.
Yona!
No!
I'm so sorry.
That's two of the four eliminations.
Is there anybody laying down?
Hold them out.
Keep the pre-fired it.
Wow!
Keep the pre-fired it.
Wendy, no!
That's three eliminations, Wendy.
Chandler, you're a monster.
Hey, y'all gonna stop running around.
Yo, not Wendy and Chris.
Was that a real laugh?
Chandler, you're a monster.
Hey, y'all got to stop running around.
Yo, not Wendy and Chris.
Send me a cartoon.
Next person to get hit is the last one out.
Chandler, it's on you.
My god, one more.
I just hear somebody right here.
I'm going to hit you, you right here.
He's got a chase.
He's on the hunt.
He's on the hunt.
Oh, this is it, Jen!
You're right there.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh!
I'm not even kidding. No, I'm not even kidding. If I flew to fucking North Carolina and I got
knocked out because of this, bro, I may have actually turned around and punched him in
the face I'm not even kidding bravo bravo if I would have got no no no if I
would have got knocked out because of this I actually think I would have
What's with the face?
Who is that?
Yeah, hey Abraham, bro, you're you're a much more
a patient man than me bro. Yo, I'm not even kidding bro. I actually would have lost it
right there.
And with that, we have our final game.
It's almost time to end the game. How are we still here? I don't know. I don't know
what's happening.
You're crazy though.
I was pretty out game.
Here's where I got eliminated on the last game.
Let's see if we can break the streak.
Five hours that I'm okay because it's one minute. So if I get the money, I will obviously give it to my community
I'm gonna pay for some my community's college tuition. I'm just better. I'm a shared one
We shared a lot. How I'm getting that I'm going to do this. You know, you're the one who's supposed to be a few
I'm going to get it. Before we play the next game
It's time to announce that peace will just collaborated with the supermoral galaxy movie to release three brand new products
Wait, no fessin'
I mean, I'm good, I was just
I'm not the most hated person, bruh
You're there
Top 8, bro
Top 8, yo
I have the 8 remaining streamers over here
Change the floor
Oh my god
I'm gonna play hopscotch
Stand on one of these dots
The order does not matter, just stand on one
I'm gonna let you pick the next game
Cut the lights
I'm kinda nervous
Okay, you can open your eyes
What the heck?
What's going on?
You all will decide what this game is.
What?
Since you all are creators yourselves,
Shopify wanted to give you guys all the toys and games you need
to create your own 1v1 challenges.
But no matter what, four people must be eliminated.
Okay, okay, okay.
So, which games will you choose?
Basketball. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ping pong or this? I don't play sports.
You've got plenty of...
Don't do ping pong, bro. Ping pong would be so sentimental.
Poisons! Because Shopify hooked you guys up with...
I'm actually masked, yeah, Pinkball.
Different items.
I want to give a massive shout-out to Shopify
for empowering entrepreneurs to grow their businesses.
A huge reason I'm even able to sell these symbols
is because of Shopify.
We got a sorority twist here.
What's your would-be cinema?
They're about to land on a game,
and you're about to land on your dream business.
Shopify has all the tools you need
to turn your dream into reality.
First to make?
Yeah, first to make.
What do you guys want to do?
One, two, seven.
Every shot is one point.
Jenna calls Vowels, Chandler's decisions are final.
She wants to do the same thing as them, but it should go far away.
Me and Scare doing the next four.
Let's start the game! They have been decided!
Let's go, guys.
One of them is about to be eliminated.
Let's see who it is.
You've never played this game?
The way you win is to get four in a row.
It's literally that simple.
She loses this game. She's out after all this time.
and it all comes down to where does she slide
that little blue circle.
Your heart is racing.
I'm so much riding on connect four.
She almost had it when he blocked her.
All right, so the, like bro, pro connect four player here,
like literally when there was like end of school year,
Like and it was like the last day of school and everybody was able to bring in their board games like I ran shit
The whole game is relying on this circle right here
If ski masks plays it there. He's cooked because then she's gonna block
It's gonna come down to no one playing this till the very end
All he has to do is just lock up everything and try to maybe create another opportunity
I would be trying to create another opportunity here
He's doing good. I'm gonna be honest. He masked his playing better
What is she doing what
What did she do okay GG
What the fuck just happened?
Come on!
Bro, it's like rule one of connect four.
You know what though, Mari, you're never going to make that mistake again.
It's going to live with you for the rest of your life.
I've been there.
I've been there.
I became a connect four champion but first I had to go through that
Because you get so focused on your own pieces that you forget about there
My I'm so sorry
And what's that yo, huh yo
Yo
Oh my god.
Let's do the basketball game.
The first one to make a shot from this side, and that goal will move on.
Good luck. Good luck.
Rage! Come on!
First shot in a row. Are you touched?
Have you ever played basketball before?
Here's the first name in my life.
I'm kidding, dude.
Grabs G!
Oh!
Come on, Rage!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
I thought that was backwater.
That was good.
I'm gonna attempt some more.
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
With rage getting closer,
Gryff turned to a different strategy.
Oh, you want my good luck?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
What?
All right.
If this works,
No.
Do I wash this head?
Mmm.
Oh, that almost works!
Oh, now he's doing it.
Oh, okay.
Green! Green! Green!
Get him!
I'm gonna kiss his hand from now on!
Top 6
Thank you Nubi for that experience. Thanks for coming out.
Next up Rubius versus Nephi one-handed shot. There's only four minutes left. How's this gonna end?
That should have worth as well as it did. It is not easy to make a basket from this far away. This is all you have to do
That was first class for my life. Are you or a farmer over there?
Like this? Yeah, like that
What?
Ah, walk by the end of the road.
What the hell?
What do you want to say to the Spanish community watching?
Leave a like on this video and put in the comments
the Spanish-speaking community before the best.
Bye, guys.
Bye, bye, bye.
It is time for the most intense game.
This is an even matchup, I feel like.
Do you think you're going to squash them?
Yes.
Honestly.
1-1, Battersea Ball. Press the score 7 points, wins, and moves on to the top 4.
I actually don't know who's gonna win this.
I actually don't know who's gonna win this.
Yo, he's pushing!
Not pushing!
He's literally...
Come on!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Okay, okay
Ju-Zero over Kai. Oh, is it 2-1? 2-1!
I mean, chat.
How's he gonna end? Oh, oh, wait. Oh!
The rules didn't say there was not a balance. Is Jason better or worse than he thought?
Worse than I thought. It really is pure dive for Jason. He's gonna start scoring.
4-2!
Berthai is struggling.
Berthai was doing everything he could to stop Jason from scoring,
which meant fouling Jason every time.
As a football rep,
but for every shot Jason made,
Berthai had an answer.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
They both wanted to win so badly
that they were literally wrestling on the floor.
Can't guard me, can't score, sent no, I mean, billus.
Six-three!
If your high score is one more point,
he'll move on and Jason will be eliminated.
It's like heavily contested there.
Fucking full meter.
Shies, so that's in too.
Wow.
So what now?
Like, brothers a minute left in the video.
There's four, what is gonna happen?
Let's go!
Jesus!
Bro, that was intense.
Bro, get out.
Whoa.
Oh, let's see how that homeless guy for me.
Oh!
I don't even know what that means.
Bro, I bet you that took like 30 minutes
for that one to happen.
I'm not even kidding.
And now it is time for the final game
that we're not playing right now.
We're actually playing it 24 hours
after this video goes out
on a live stream on the Mr. B's channel.
What?
50 of the biggest streamers in the world.
Oh my god.
So why not livestream the final game?
And on that livestream, you guys in the chat
will decide what they play, the advantages,
and have a huge impact on who wins a million dollars
for their brand.
This could be the biggest streamer.
And during this livestream, a random viewer in chat
will win $1,000 every single minute.
Sunday, noon Eastern time.
I will see you there.
what bro what's that I just I didn't even not get what type of blue balls it
is that bro that's like the blue ball of the century I have the channel evil
only because of spoilers and we don't even know who won that is some black
That's a blue ball! What?! I this whole time had Cali Morali for no reason! I didn't even not!
I didn't even not yet!
That is the biggest blue ball I've ever fucking seen, bro! It's a stream tomorrow?
It's a stream tomorrow?
Oh, 9am too early.
Liverpool Highlights?
Why do you say highlights?
Yo, Mod's banned this guy.
Mod's banned this fucking guy.
Why do you say highlights?
Liverpool Highlights.
Uh, uh, it looks like a trainwreck.
I'm not watching the highlights of this!
I'm not watching this shit!
Bro, it doesn't matter, bro. It's f8 cut, bro.
Liverpool's winning Champions League.
Shai-sa. That is bad, though.
Somebody said highlights!
He said highlights, bro! What the fuck?
Roy Keene tried to kill this dad.
Ha ha ha ha, dude.
I'm going to leave the setup for 42 seconds, I'm going to go tinkle, not going to be masturbating,
not going to be gooning, not going to be doing blow, not going to be vaping, okay?
I'm going to go tinkle these bathroom be back in 48 seconds.
High-bives, this is your stream for the next 48 seconds, bro.
BRB.
Yeah, put it in second.
you
you
you
I do buddy you buddy you buddy you
I've a mind yo hi guys brother brother brother every
wait he's cooking actually wait he's absolutely cooking a little bit wait he's
You know the rules chat. If Hi-Bus gets to 100, 100 gift-a-subs, he's never gotten to 100.
Come on, somebody write a prediction right now. He's never gotten to 100 sub.
Or he's never gotten to 100. He almost died. Hi-Bus, what are you doing?
You gotta go slower, Hi-Bus. You gotta go slower, Hi-Bus.
Let me try one, let me try one. I've literally never played this game. Let me try. I've never
played this game in my life. Steer with arrows. Wait, wait, why can't I steer? Why can't I steer?
What do you mean, son?
What is this, Emote?
What is this?
Bro, oh my god.
New Aaron post on TikTok?
Oh, I didn't know if I wanted to, like, I didn't know how to see it.
Hero balloon in clash.
Yeah, let's react to that, why not?
Let's see, bro.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see, bro.
Let's see what they're doing now, bro.
So I see we're still releasing heroes.
I mean, do I gotta like, do I gotta like, wear a sign or something?
Stop releasing heroes!
You're killing your game!
Oh my god!
I mean, do I gotta write on marker?
Okay, amazing cinematic, but why are we releasing a hero for me?
I thought he was holding his penis for a second.
Alright, cut. Amazing cinematic, bro. Amazing cinematic. Um, why are we releasing Cure Ability?
Why? Why? What's the point, bro?
What is the point? What is the point?
What is the pull point?
What is the point, bro? What is the point?
Evo Minionort?
Let's watch the TV right now.
Let's see, hey, let's see if Clash Royals
fix in the game, bro.
Let's see if they're fixed in the game, man.
Hey, let's see if they're fixed in the game.
It's an E-Bow, so that's a good start.
Woo! King's birthday party was fun.
Yeah, it was good.
So, uh...
Wait, you didn't I watch this?
No, I watch this, I watch this, I watch this.
Chad, I watch this, I watch this, I watch this.
What la hi I watch this what la hi I watch this
Yes, no we watch this like two days ago. Wait, what was it again?
What was it again?
One is on Valorant is he warming up is he warming up his own it warming up
Come on come on load load load load wait, this is Pete. I never thought I'd see on a and Valorant bro
I
I never thought I'd see Oda in Valorant, bro.
How?
He has the tutorial?
So, chat.
OK, wait.
I need to hit the captains.
I forgot.
All right.
First things first.
All of the captains for today's tournament, bro.
Uh, Jynxie, Joe Bart, Onay, Pixel, Ron, Lacey, Onay.
Okay, okay.
Two more?
Two more?
Three more?
Chad, three more?
Let me look at the group chat again.
Let me look at the group chat.
Okay, okay.
Chat, who else?
Who else, who else?
Who else chat?
Who else chat?
Who else chat?
Who else chat?
Who else chat, who else chat, who else chat?
Anybody else, anybody else?
Probably agent, I think, is playing.
Yes, agent is playing, agent is playing.
Let me check the group chat, let me check the group chat.
Oh, Jason is playing.
And we need one more captain.
One more captain, oh, maybe.
Bro, I think Muda has to be a captain, yeah.
Or maybe I mean because how do we make mood a captain? He has to get last pick
You know to meet yet who else
XQC guys X isn't playing bro
X isn't playing he has a stream he forgot about
He's not playing he said he's doing something with
He's doing something with a GSP, which is sick, but he just forgot why he forgot bro
Jack X doesn't mean any like harm by it, bro
Like this is what I learned about X bro when X cancels like shit or like doesn't cancel but like commits to something and then like
Uncommit, he doesn't mean harm by it bro. I think he just really scattered brain row like I don't even think XQC like
He's just really scattered brain, you know what I mean?
I don't think he needs to be harmed by it like we had a father asking yesterday with X
But yeah, I he said he could
yesterday, but then said he streamed with GSP so he can't write chat.
That's what he said.
I think chat.
Who should the last captain be?
We have to cook here.
Ginger bro.
Does ginger even want to play?
Not.
Ginger didn't even, ginger responded to me.
Ginger did not respond to me.
Hold on.
Let me see.
Is ginger even like on?
Ooh, Jen just probably up right now.
Bro, what is Blackboy Max saying?
You ain't move it to Sunday?
No, bro, it's Saturday.
Sunday's Easter, I typed in the group chat.
What's happening?
Yo, yo.
You're straight?
Talk to me.
Hey, hi guys.
Static support.
Come on, Steve.
Static support.
I added some people in, we're at like 38 right now, 38, I believe.
Listen, the people you're going to get, make sure they're in EU or any other region they need an NA accounts, okay?
You're so smart, Kowalski. Great work, bro. Hey, great work. Great work, Kowalski. Look, bro, here's the thing.
What you just said, it is great. And I already told him that in the group chat a week ago, and I'll type in 100 more times, okay?
I got you.
You do that.
You need one more captain
and then you need to tell me the power rancings
to figure out who's the worst, who's the best.
And then I think we do non-snake trap just like we did.
That was perfect.
The teams are balanced, yeah.
Okay, let's get the eight captain
and then I'm gonna power rank with my chat.
Okay, let's do that.
Chat, we're not, okay.
Yo!
Who should the 8th captain be, bro?
Guys X can't play today guys X can't play. I know it's sad. It's sad, bro
He can't play he wanted to but he has a thing with GSP
Who should the 8th captain be?
It's very sad
All right, yeah, yes order 66
Yeah, Max just responded. No, I can't even. Max said, I can't do today. Let me know about
that chest dough.
Bro, Max, I said in the group chat, does anybody read the group chat?
Wait, we need to get Max into chess terms. That's such a good idea. Okay, wait, wait, hold up, hold up. Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Richie's and the tournament chat. Yeah, guys, Richie's in. Richie's in the chat. Richie's in. Guys, who should the last chat?
Who should the last captain be help help help?
Well, what if it's Muta and we just give him the last pick?
It's your fuck out of his team
Let's do that bro because Muta's probably gonna be the best. Yeah. All right. This is good chat. This is good now
Power ranking, huh?
Get more players because nice dropped out
Yeah max dropped out anybody else
yeah anybody else drop out anybody else drop out anybody else okay
Let me call this I'll call you back, okay
But I love just talking the most around let me call it. Let me call him. Let me call him
He's gonna hate that or it he's gonna say now
Let's see, let's see
Come on, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.
No, no, no, pick up, pick up, pick up.
Your call has been forwarded.
Fuck.
Chat, okay, how do we rank these?
Okay, let's think, guys.
Am I the worst batter and player here?
Just be honest.
You're not going to hurt my feelings, chat.
Am I the worst battering player here?
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes, yes, okay.
I mean, you know, Kat, you guys could throw me a bone sometimes, right?
One can't open Vowel of it? What do you mean? Of course you could open Vowel of it.
Of course One could open Vowel of it.
Oh, he can't open down. Okay. What's happening today? Yo, hey, what is going on?
What is happening?
Okay, so chap listen bro. Hey listen, listen. I'm the worst captain here. All right. We all agree. Oh, hi by scotton
Kobalski status support
Okay, listen, um
That is another thing
um
If people have never played the game before the apq is a bitch to
to kind of get going if they're on Windows 11?
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
This tournament's never happening!
Yeah, it's not really a download and play game.
Yo, I know.
Hide and mind, it's just a thing, bro.
We are going to tell them in the group chat exactly, step by step,
what they need to do if they're first time playing a game.
We as in
Maybe you
Yes, I've mine tell them step-by-step in the Twitter group chat remember Twitter group chat nobody reads them anymore
It's all on the billboard
Okay. Hi guys
Give them an exact bulletin board of step-by-step of what to do if it's their first time playing Valorant
Then make another bulletin board if they're EU
All right, if they don't put it in the Twitter group chat and in the discord and then make the discord if they don't listen to that
I've ice. Let's just burn our PC to the floor and let's go to the bar
Yeah
You know, hey wait if you're hammered it's over I mean you keep the ship from sinking bro
How much if you're hammered it's over
You're going to be sober Stanley, bro, all right, go in the group chat frame by frame
back over. This is what you need to do. If you're too first on a battle, another ability
board, if you're European player, this is what you need to do to frame by frame. If
they don't do that, bro, then we go to the bar.
I'm going to be honest, if this tournament gets cancelled, yes I'm going into VRChat.
I don't give a fuck anymore.
High fives, we already had the postpone it last week.
We gotta make it work today!
We gotta make it work.
All right.
Whatever we gotta do, bro.
Dude, you type fast, High Vives.
Type fast.
Okay, High Vives, give me another status support at 3PM.
I'm gonna watch the video.
Another status support at 3PM, love you.
He's giving you a, he's fucking grinding.
God bless his soul.
at tournament days, high-vives is like a workhorse.
Yo, hey, he's fucking grinding over there.
All right, let's go, lock the hell in, bro.
Chat, we got another video to watch, man.
Since the Mr. Beast video kind of
blew balled us a little bit.
Since the Mr. Beast video kind of
blew balled us a little bit.
Dunno, no, no.
Dunno, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
All right chat now this looks like an interesting video that we've never really watched
Never really watched before but this looks like an interesting video, bro
hold up or up or up
Now chat the title of this video here is I
Transformed a streamer's life in seven days. It has 12 million views in three months
That's... That's...
I have found a streamer who's filming in a completely black room only being lit by his monitor and is streaming to literally one person.
Me. However, over the next seven days, that's all about the change because of what I'm about to write in his channel.
They sent us off the rip too.
The absolute hardest part about streaming is when you have zero viewers or when you have one viewer.
I was there for literally two years bro. It's like you don't you just feel like a crazy person talking to yourself, bro
That is the hardest part about streaming. I'm not even kidding once you get to like five people. It's fun bro at zero
It's just like donated two thousand dollars. Would you upgrade your streaming room? What?
No way you're gonna do that
No way you're gonna do that.
WHAT?!
You want to go, son?
This is Letrell, and I've given him a $2,000 budget to try-
This is gonna be a peak video, not good.
Let's form his room.
In seven days, he's gonna show me the room,
and if I think he's done a good job, I'll give him an extra $3,000.
I've also bought him a camera to document the process,
so let's head over to his house and see how he gets on.
Welcome. This is the first.
Okay, this is so awesome.
This is so awesome.
So his first step was to clear out the entire room and get rid of everything old and broken.
Everything is everywhere.
Because my room is so small.
So to fix the space issue, he removed as much as he possibly could from the room.
They once complete, everything's clean and ready.
Got a nice shoe collection there.
We're going for tomorrow.
All that was left to do now was to go on Amazon and buy some stuff to fix his stream.
Because right now there are three main issues. It's way too dark
It has nothing unique to make him stand out and the game is set up is um well
It's uh, let's say it's not the best. See dark lighting is fine though. Sometimes like case. Oh, bro
Oh, it's all stream is just in the dark
He rounded up day one by ordering some things on Amazon to fix all these issues, but it's definitely better to get like lights
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and ended the night with his slightly improved room
Now whilst we wait for this guy to transform his room every single day
Me and my friend Adam are gonna be donating to random streamers on twitch
We'll be spending this wheel of fortune here to dictate how much attention them to be able to receive that amount
This guy's pee!
They're gonna have to complete a challenge
Right, let's find someone, let's find someone
Ha!
Good to see you guys
Just a cheeky little quick stream on a monday
Let's go!
If we're gonna spin the wheel, we're gonna set her a challenge
We are gonna donate!
I love money
Uh...
One dollar, okay, we're gonna switch it up a little bit right how about that every block she destroys in the next minute is a dollar
I've got a challenge for you
Thank you for the five don't know what is said challenge when our next donate you've got
I would have a minecraft again chat it to break as many blocks as any miters in the chat
I'm sorry. It's just an old clip, but you know not like okay cause minecrafters possible
I'm saying three block equals a pound like a minor. I have that
No, thank you. You know that you know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying, bro
Thank you
Do it
They're deliberating. Should I actually do it? He's trying to convince me to do this challenge
Fine, I'll do it. We're gonna send it in three two one
That is so many blocks per minute!
She's already got a stack! She's already got a stack!
You're lying.
No, she's already got a stack!
But he's giving me all your money!
I didn't realize I had so much like you!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, stop!
I said stop! I said stop!
This is a lot of money! This is so much money!
We didn't think about this! We really didn't think about this at all!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 stacks!
Oh there's none!
680.42!
This is... you can't be serious.
I am serious!
That's Nick's shop.
Let's donate it.
There's no shop!
680.42!
I can see!
You don't understand how much that's really helped me out at the moment.
Because you've literally just paid my speeding fine.
I'm not proud of it, I'm not proud of it.
So with the first streamer now donated to, let's go check back in with the troll.
I just woke up, so I'm sorry for being late, but some of the things came, Jack.
Alright guys, we got four things that are over today.
Starting with some posters that he was gonna put up on the back wall.
It's like it's sexy, hold on.
It's looking looking beautiful right now, Jack.
I'm not even gonna lie, you can put up the light, Jack, Jack.
Woo!
Holy!
It's up!
Holy! It's up!
It's up, guys! That's only one of them.
I have a whole other set to do.
Our Loki should have measured it,
but I'm completely stupid.
You guys, this is so stressful. I can't do nothing.
He wasn't able to tell if they were straight,
so he brought his mom in for a second opinion.
It's actually pretty even.
I didn't measure it. I didn't measure it.
It's a little uneven, but it's pretty easy.
No, Bob, it's a little bit.
It's slightly slanted.
You always do that.
And so his final task for the day was to build some LED standing shelves.
Hey, is Bob supporting him?
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
It should not be there.
It looks so wrong on there, bro.
Oh, yeah.
At the end of day two, there was already some noticeable improvements, but for now we need
to head back because we need to donate to another streamer.
Brand new day, brand new streamer, Adam.
I'm excited.
I say we find an overall streamer.
We do.
We donate whatever the wheel of donation says.
I'm asking about that.
I'm asking about some real.
Okay.
I do think that's a real...
I guess I should have done something with it!
I'm actually gonna have to eat my food later on.
I'm not gonna have enough time.
Would you accept the challenge for a big donation?
Yo, appreciate you for the five, you know what I'm saying?
What challenge? What challenge? What challenge?
If you can get one person to subscribe to me, I'll donate a thousand.
If you can get a random person to subscribe to my YouTube channel, I'll donate a thousand.
Easy. All you gotta do is say,
Hey, if you subscribe to this guy, I'll give you 500 bucks. You just split up with that. Okay, donate half of it
I'll get someone to do it right now
I'll get five people to do it
Half of it's a lot of money. He said he could just leave and not do you know how I mean
That's okay. If you donate a hundred pounds right now, I'll get someone to subscribe to your channel
Is this if this is the real Dante? Does he want me to bring something to lose you?
Oh my god, I know who this is. Oh, no way
I actually know if this is the real Dante I know who he is bro. He does like all them room makeovers
And he has like these mad setups and everything
This is the real one if you donates a hundred I'll get someone to
Excuse me guys can I ask you a question do you guys watch YouTube?
Would you mind would you guys be doing me a big favor if you just subscribe to someone on YouTube?
Please
Please
That's not you got to be like hey, I'll give you $500 if you subscribe to this guy on YouTube
It's not me. It's another guy. It's another he's cool. He's cool down tick. He does really good content
Let me to know but no, thank you. Thank you. I'll look it up later
No, it takes five seconds.
No, no, no, no. Thank you guys. Thank you guys.
I'll look it up later.
We need other people. We need other people.
They would see bougie.
I need to, like, I need to, like, glaze this guy
to a point where they want to follow him.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Hey, excuse me, brother.
Can I ask you a question? Do you watch YouTube?
I do.
Yeah, would you mind just, like,
subscribe to someone, like, really, really, like,
well-known. He's just made me do a challenge,
isn't it? But he's a great YouTuber.
Yeah!
Isn't it? Isn't it?
Isn't it, man? Isn't it?
I don't know it. I don't know it.
I'm a little bit nervous right now, I don't really speak to people out here.
Yeah, do you, do you ma- he actually does-
What a guy, what an absolute chap.
Sick content.
Oh, just keep going, just keep going.
Thank you so much, I will get you in the video, do you know what I'm saying?
C'mon, that's one, that's one, that's one, that's one!
Excuse me, bro, what?
Are you busy? There's a guy on YouTube.
He's actually gonna get five people in the same store?
Makes great content.
Would you mind just subscribing to our YouTube?
Thank you so much for that, I appreciate you.
Praise, throw the gun, buddy.
Yeah, he's going there.
Well done, man, well done.
Hey, Dante, can I ask a work on?
Yeah, yeah.
You done that?
Yeah.
All right, all right.
We're missing one person.
Dude, this is actually going on.
All right, cool.
This is the most effort anyone's ever
put in one of these videos, like, by far.
Wait, hold on.
Let me go check upstairs.
Now I'm in a mood.
Bro, the challenge was one, and this guy did five.
Yeah, nah.
Everyone's on D.
Yeah.
Interrupt them.
Interrupt them.
Listen, now that you're on a date with your girl,
yeah?
Yeah.
And suddenly, a guy could look to you.
You've got your content with that.
Dante control.
I'm not about to get the last person bro. Don't worry about that one more
I'm about to get the last person the time I said I know I know I know excuse me. Do you mind being on camera?
Right cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. I've got a phone on you. I do
Right, could you follow this guy called?
Dan tick whitey on you on YouTube. Yes. Yes. This guy right here, right?
there you go she's done it her soul and you know what you just were able to do
right so he just challenged me for five people to follow him on his YouTube and
if I would do it you would give me a grand so thank you so much thank you so
much dance it we don't what you wanted to do WU I really fuck your content
Oh, yes!
That's nice, that's nice.
There you go, and send me the...
Donation and comment, you're lying.
Oh, no, I'm not lying.
Do you want to witness this with me?
He's actually... He's actually...
Actually, he's...
He's coming streaming.
How much to cut the job?
How much?
Thank you, no, genuinely, thank you.
Thank you so much, and thank you for the food, it was great.
Nancy, with a thousand donation, bro,
With another streamer donated to let's head back to the house. He didn't give it to any of the people that saw but I mean
So let's try one see what he's getting up to
My day three
Even more like two hour, but this time it wasn't just for the aesthetic of the room
You see one of the worst parts about his dream was just how horribly dark it was
So if he really wanted his streaming quality to improve that needed to change so he decided to buy a super bright
LED panel and after attaching it to his desk and setting it up. There was only one thing left to do
Oh, okay, that is quite nice very bright
Yeah, I'll do the job but whilst he's made a lot of progress in the first three days
One thing that he hasn't even touched yet is the game itself itself now, and I mean
Oh, let me see this. Let me see this. Let me see your setup, bro
I will read it and twitch is being able to interact with your chat
But since he only has one monitor, he can't gain. Oh, no
You have to read it off your phone, bro, I did that.
Bro, when I started streaming, I streamed off my Xbox with no camera.
No camera.
You can't have a streaming delay and I would reach out off my phone and then I got a laptop
and then as soon as I got, I believe it was $1,000, I started like buying stuff for
myself.
I put everything back into a set.
That's just at the same time.
So the next step was to add in a second.
It's so nostalgic, bro.
Oh, yeah.
So nostalgic.
That's what we like and it's curved.
Alright Chad, we're going to screw, we're going to start screwing.
Wait guys, I didn't get no screws with it. They didn't give me no screws.
I was so happy to put the self-crease my first time ever getting a bit of a monitor.
Wait what?
I just thought I'd get no.
But even though it couldn't be screwed improperly, he could at least slot the monitor in and see how it just looked in the setup.
He's getting screwed!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
With him now we now was to interact with the chat a bit better.
The end of the night with playing some music to his stream.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie, it actually looks way better, like the lighting.
Day 3.
Now before we get into more streamers I want to tell you about the people who are making this
video entirely possible, which is Liberno.
Getting a nice hug from our chat.
the actual one thing but the one that was incredibly easy my god no i can
beat in cash right here thank you
is it class oh my god no i can beat in cash real
i'm so good at cash well i'm gonna spin it yeah whatever it lands on i'll donate
to them if they can beat me
100 dollars
don't like how close that was to a thousand if you can beat me in class
real i'll donate a hundred bucks nine k trophies come on brother i know
I know you're not gonna scam though.
How would you scam?
How do I scam?
How would you scam?
Before the f**k we make him join your clan and I'll f**k him.
But it's kinda a waste of time, no?
He's rage-rating, I really wanna beat him.
But to 1v1 him, I first had to join his clan,
which I couldn't figure out how to do.
Okay.
He said you're good at class
and you don't know how to do the ass
and you don't know what they mean by it.
So you don't even know how to send an extra enemy back.
Just join the f**king clan.
Okay, right.
Give me a minute.
Give me a minute.
Okay, he's actually annoying me.
And the chat was even worse.
What kind of this bro live on?
Defending life, just join the clan.
Mr. Beat's bro, trust.
So I sent $5 to prove I was real.
What the fuck?
Is this real?
I'm for real, bro.
Oh, I want to beat you.
Bro, you're fighting so much, snuff.
If I happen to win, we'd be in your life, too.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
That's your voice.
This is for a hundred bucks, bro.
Somebody said play pekka goblin giant. I want to just vomit reading that I
Know not every single person watching this is gonna know how to play clash royale
But all you really need to know is from the montage that you're about to see is that I'm pretty good
What am I supposed to do against this
From there I thought it's not just playing recruit and he couldn't get a camera attack going make it stop suddenly make it stop
I can't lie, I was playing some pretty sweaty cards here, also my money was on the line.
He's playing all your recruits for this sh** game, it's literally my worst card in the game!
And just like that, I was able to heal.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, row of recruits has match up against log bit.
Woo!
GG bro, GG.
Hey, I'll give him 50.
I think he deserves it to be fair, he's entertaining.
He was very entertaining.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He did roast me a little bit, that's fine.
I think I love it, thank you.
What the f**k?
He still paid him anyways.
What the f**k?
We do one more spin, and we'll do a drop-off.
Okay, yeah.
What, do we do one more drop-off, and one more chance?
Yes, bro, I'm so down.
So now not only was I giving him a second chance,
he could now potentially win even more money.
200.
Yeah, so the amount doubled.
No pressure.
Bro, what?
No way, you're giving me another chance.
You're crazy.
You're crazy.
He won't win, he won't win.
Oh, no!
No!
Good game, bro!
That was a really brutal mob!
Wow, flames!
No, I'll give him the two, I guess.
I'll give him the two, I guess.
Please, give me two, I guess!
I feel nice today, I feel nice.
Thank you so much.
Wee!
What the f**k is happening?
That's a game!
Good game, bro!
Oh my god!
That's it, bro!
He means the world to me, man.
Really, he really means the world to me, bro.
That is free out of five streamers donated to.
I'll host a video now.
This is day four.
I just woke up and it's already, it's already 3 p.m.
It's so, so, so dark.
So I woke up at the moment.
Bro, I've been there, bro. I've been there.
And I see like a message.
Chat, have y'all ever woke up
when it's dark out?
Like that's rock bottom, bro. Like you go to sleep at like
11 in the morning you sleep till like 7. Have y'all ever did that bro? That's rock bottom.
That's like some summer time to Jenevesesha.
What it is, I pray that something big and holy is bright.
I'm gonna box this to see what it is. It's one little lamp thing from the wall.
Whoa! Look! Oh yeah, that is dope!
Whoa! Yeah, this is dope. This is dope from my real life.
Why do you have to get to put it on the wall like in the middle of right here?
Yeah
What was that?
Oh, you guys another one of my packages game.
And this time it was his brand new bed.
But after finishing putting up his new light.
Yeah, yeah, that low key looks fine.
He even got a new bed.
I have to decide what to do next.
Do you think I should put the bed up right now?
Or put the lights up, put everything else up first and then the bed.
If I could get three votes saying yes for the bed, then I'll put the bed up
right now. It's even difficult here, man. I already think about it. Bro, that is, yeah,
that is the most relatable thing I've ever seen, bro. Like, that is what it is that
zero viewers, bro. Better than a wall. You're literally talking to yourself. We put the
wall, the wall sounds like. But I bet you after this video, bro, this guy's stream
We put it up a little bit, I bet.
All right, guys, we finished the shelves.
Which is pretty freaking cool.
We finished the shelves.
So far, we got that stuff up in the back.
We got our two monitors up.
We got the light up.
We got the shelves up.
Now we're going to put on one of the lights.
Which was a goffy floor lamp.
Bro!
I didn't think about that.
That was probably the easiest thing we did.
Guys, it's up.
Now, whilst he's made some pretty good progress so far,
he was going to have to pick up the pace a bit,
Now only is he gonna be showing me this room at the end of the seven days.
I'm actually gonna be flying out all the way over to see-
WHAT?!
... because I want to see and judge it in person.
And if I think he's done a good job, I've actually got some extra gifts to give him from Omen and Hyperspace.
However, we have still got more streamers to donate to.
Hey, the rest!
Let's donate to A-nother person.
Donate to another person. What game are we gonna be looking at today?
I think we should look. Mario Kart.
Mario Kart Streamers.
Let's give it a go.
Mario Kart Streamers.
That's our five finish.
Two fourth place!
I like this guy's heart.
This guy's my real heart rate sensor.
Let's spin the wheel, right?
Yeah, let's give it a go.
I guess I'm doing 200.
Well, who is that?
If you get first place in the next race,
I will donate $200.
What?
Lock it.
Lock it.
Come on.
Come on.
If I could get first in this race,
there's a $200 donut will come in my way,
which is insane.
You lock it in.
Yeah, lock him, lock him bro, lock him, please.
Dearly, remember the red shells in Mario Kart?
Those things haunted me.
Bro, the red shells is the most broken thing ever,
because at least with the green shells,
you have to have aim.
The red shells, you just throw them in your death.
Lock him, please.
I need to play this game.
This game is generational.
I forgot about this game, bro.
What do you play this game on, Chad?
What do you play this game on?
60 50 what do you play it on yes yes really
Oh, this is this is sad man. Isn't it what you left there? Come on. Come on. Come on. Dantic believes I do believe man
That he was in sixth place with one corner to go. So the only chance he had was with this final item
Gold gold gold
Oh, shy stuff.
Jack, do y'all remember the jumbo thing?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
You would, like, in a Mario Kart Wii,
you would click the jumbo thing and you would become gigantic
and you would, like, squish people?
Bro, I didn't play Mario Kart.
He tried many times.
That game is so beat.
Oh, my God.
What?
$100 donation.
These games.
From Daltech, all you can say is thank you.
Unbelievable.
But I still wanted to give this guy one more chance.
What? Why don't 1v1 me? I'm super smashed for 500!
Yeah, come on man, let's do it!
Let's do it!
Come on!
Here we go, here we go, here we go!
It's lagging already.
Oh my god, the lagging is crazy!
The lag is real!
I can't fight her, I'm gonna get too crazy looking!
The connection honestly was so bad I had to go downstairs and sit next to my wifi router.
And long story short, I lost because of the connection.
What the?
You can't use it!
Oh my gosh, $400, $400 from Day of Tech today.
Crazy.
I have lost so much money today, so let's head back and see what the trial's doing.
It was day five of trying to transfer my room.
We're now going to do three things today.
All right, so the first thing's first, it's for my ex.
He plays on Xbox.
I just want this stuff.
All you problem is that I figure out what we're going to do.
I was thinking like right here, all right,
screw it, we're just going to start to fix this.
Now we've only two days left of the build to go.
Thanks for starting to go on track.
Oh wait.
Oh wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Nah, I'm thinking about it.
I don't know if there's a wiring behind this wall.
This basically meant he could have just drilled into live electrical wires which if you couldn't
guess is a huge problem.
So he decided to download this electrical scanner up.
If this thing beeps there is a chance that he could potentially electrocute himself.
Look at some right here.
Like where I'm screwing it.
Whoa, that's scary.
Okay.
Um...
So he had to get those screws out.
Fast.
Yo, I'm actually scared.
It's not gonna like screw it himself, right?
There you go.
Okay, okay.
I definitely cannot do this.
I definitely cannot do this.
There are wires all right here. I cannot do it right here. That is so terrifying. Thank God
So after the electricity incident he decided to get on with building something like
Yeah
Now it's time for him to build one of the most expensive items in the room
Something he's been putting up for so long the bed.
I got the wrong bed.
You got him a bed?
You got the wrong bed.
All for the start current.
Wait what?
All for the start current.
Wait what what what what what what what what?
You got the wrong bed?
I believe.
The child had ordered a crazy gaming bed,
and it was supposed to be a massive part of the room,
but instead he's just wasted $600 of the budget,
and doesn't have time to get a new one.
I've built some rooms where the bed has been
the make or break focus of the room,
so him ordering the wrong one,
at the moment I don't know if this is going to deserve
the $3,000 bonus.
I'm just not crying.
Anyway, he had to get on with the next thing, which was...
SHI-SA!
SHI-SA!
Well, it's the bofa.
Now we just gotta clean the entire room, plug everything in, and we're agreed.
But I am still mad because we gotta return to bed, and that's... that's... that
sucks.
And with day five coming to an end, that meant he only had one more day before
I fly out and review this room.
I've got to go within like 15 minutes, but I'll stay for this one person, right?
Bro's gonna miss his flight for this guy.
Happy birthday, man. Hope it's gone well so far.
Hope it weren't better than mine then anyway.
What was your birthday, burp, dude?
Oh, it's just a long story. It was a long story.
I wasn't feeling it.
Felt like sh**.
Fisher the F***er, though.
Banty.
Bant...
Banty.
We're gonna try and make this birthday a little bit better.
Ask him, if he wants any birthday present, what would it be?
If I could have any birthday present, what would it be?
I don't know.
What if I got like a grade from Carson Nat as a birthday present?
How about a donation from DanTik?
A donation from DanTik would be f***ing cool as well.
That's up there with Carson Nat's grade.
Probably better if you ask me.
Do you want to spin and...
I would love to spin.
Let's see how much we're going to donate.
Three, two, one, go!
Hundred dollars?
Five hundred dollars.
That's a hundred.
Oh, yeah.
We'll kick things off of a hundred and if he subscribes we'll spin it again. Let's do it
Love from the dantic youtube channel hope this makes her work hold on
A hundred pounds hundred pounds. I've never had a donation. I think holy
Bro, I appreciate that so much. That's made my birthday better. Hey
What's your youtube? I need to check. Oh, those are all united kits right there
Also YouTube these are the old United Kits because I remember the Chevrolet thing I had one of these
Chad those are the old United Kits aren't they I think I'm right yes yes yes I had though I had
one of those oh is this you 1.8 million bro because I remember because of the Chevy
Everything.
I should grab the Dante, bro.
I'm sorry.
I haven't waste my time on that.
A long time ago.
Don't force me.
Must subscribe in.
I actually have gotta go.
200.
Here we go.
Dante!
Hello!
Oh my f***ing god, Dante.
How do I even thank you?
We're doing a vid right now.
We're doing it in the streamers.
Oh my god, I've always wanted-
There's such a wholesome video, bro.
I don't see much videos like this on YouTube.
I see these all the time. I love watching these.
What's up YouTube man?
I'll do a handstand for him if he's still here.
My toes are out, but that's fine.
Oh, I don't know if we can laugh on this one.
I don't know if we can get the toes out in the dumpster channel.
Yeah!
Alright, I'll go ahead off now.
I'll see you in LA.
Oh, he's gonna beat him now? He's gonna beat him?
Holy cinema!
It is currently day six.
We got the monitors, we got the shows, we got the back lights, we got the little we got the little
self in the back and then we also got our bed lights. I decided that yeah we're gonna put some,
we're gonna put another pair of lights up. I made some space so I put lights right here
above my piano. I love the piano. Now these lights were small squares that he could arrange
changing to any shape you wanted.
So there's 20 of these?
Should we make like a lightning bolt?
But since they were above the piano,
we decided to go for something a little more unfaithful.
All right.
It's up, girl.
Three.
What is it, a piano?
Two.
One.
The dozen.
Woo!
Oh, like the music symbol.
Fantastic, Jeff.
We had to add that music with the piano, you're failin' me!
But it was tiring, it was stressful, I'm glad y'all got to see me work on this.
And after six long days of upgrading his room, it was finally complete.
And on the other side of the world, I was getting on a plane ready to come and review it.
Oh, we're here. It took a long flight, even longer drive.
longer drive. We're kind of in the middle of nowhere in California, but we're here.
We actually have a few more extra surprises. I haven't even seen the room. I haven't even
checked in with this guy. Honestly, I've just been donating to Streamers as we've got. Hopefully,
this room looks amazing.
Alright guys, so they're finally here. It's a day to see it all. We got a surprising
chance. I hope they enjoy it.
There he is.
How are you doing, bro?
Good.
After we had met, it was finally time for him to show me the room.
You ready?
This never happens to me normally I'm the one like showing both surprise new things from every day
Yeah, you're gonna have to take my hands. There we go
I'm coming through
I'm gonna open my eyes
free
Yeah, she does like it one
Yeah, oh yo, this is nice
Wow
This is nice.
So, what are they doing?
Oh, I'm going to give it an 8, but I think we're a little few improvements we can make
it a 9.
Uh, HyperX gave me a few goodies to give to you.
Woo!
God bless!
So, first one?
Oh yeah.
This is terrible.
This was free on Teemu, Jack.
Got you.
Teemu, Mike?
Uh, Shaz.
Also got you.
Yo, Jack, what's up with Teemu?
Is it like a scam site?
Is it real?
a lot of mixed things about T-MU. What is T-MU, bro?
Uh, so I got a pro wireless. However, I've got one wireless. I'm gonna give you 2K as a bonus.
Were you serious? Why?
So you can get a new PC, man.
Thank you, man.
I'm gonna spend it all on the parts.
The fact that you're gonna spend it on improving your stream, that's why I want to give you 2K.
I really appreciate it, thank you, thank you so much, thank you so much man.
However, this wasn't it. Omen in fact it actually sent me two more incredible things to surprise him with.
Alright, close your eyes. First thing Omen I've got you. We've got a brand new monitor.
Oh, Ty?
Oh, we'll get this one.
Wow!
Got one more thing.
Okay, this is a really wholesome video dude.
He's been asking for a PC this entire video.
Oh my god, this PC is terrible.
It's tragic that my PC is already super hot in our distance.
This is the thing, bro.
The thing about streaming is it takes so much dedication,
but also it takes so much luck, too.
It's like, the way I always look at it is like, yeah,
you have to be lucky to actually become a streamer.
There's no other way to cut it, bro.
Like, there's millions of people streaming.
But if he wasn't even live this day,
that guy would have never even found his stream.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, Dom, Domchik would have never even found his stream,
bro. The harder you work,
the better of a chance you have to be lucky.
And that goes for literally any kind of-
Okay, try to save it together.
That goes for any PC parts, or we would get a new PC,
in general, which we're gonna have to see now.
We're gonna have a PC right here.
Okay, close your eyes, man.
We'll be in close.
Awesome.
That's so huge.
Well, your chair was looking a bit, you know,
A little bit bad.
Oh, really?
So it's a chair?
Yeah, it's a chair.
That does not look like a chair.
Now, I might have been lying a little bit.
This ain't a chair.
No, it's a piece of paper!
Ho-ho!
That's not a big piece of paper.
It's a piece of paper!
A piece of paper is actually important, bro.
Because if you have a bad PC,
like, you can't even stream certain games.
Come on, man, look at you.
Oh god it's heavy. It's so beautiful.
You know how long I do one-on-one of these?
Three, two, one, go.
Very wholesome video, oh my god.
Thank you so much Omen and HyperX for sending out these peripherals.
It means the world that you guys were willing to give me
someone that you guys don't even know.
Equipment of your guys is to have.
It's good equipment as well.
It is very good.
It's more than great.
I'm truly blessed for the opportunity
that you guys are giving me.
It means the world.
Well, this is the thing.
Like from this point, it's up to you.
I can only take you so far with this,
with this room and stuff.
Like you're gonna get eyes from this,
but it's up to you whether you can keep them.
I tell you, I tell you this to everybody.
It doesn't matter whether you're at zero
or you're at 10,000.
You gotta just keep doing what you're doing,
and they don't have to.
Just enjoy the process, man.
Watch you. They choose to watch you.
God bless you man, I appreciate everything.
And yeah, thank you again.
That is actually insane.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
What a video, bro.
What a video, wow.
Very wholesome video, dude.
But yeah, no, the thing is it takes so much luck
to be a streamer.
It takes so much dedication and skill as well.
But it's like, it doesn't even take that much skill,
bro.
It's like, you need to be so dedicated to it
to have a chance of getting lucky.
Like, if you, bro, this video is a perfect example
of what I'm talking about, because like,
if he was never like even streaming this day,
even though like, you know, his PC's like broken,
if he was never even live, Dante would have never,
like he would have just found another streamer this day,
you know, it's crazy, bro.
It's actually, it's, this video is insane,
if you actually think about it.
Insane, Javas.
But actually, I'm gonna go Tinko, bro.
I think we got to warm up for this Fathoment tournament.
Oh, I also need a status report from HiveMind.
And it is status report from HiveMind.
Now, Chad, battle of the tournament is in two hours, bro.
I'm probably gonna, HiveMind's called him.
Yo, HiveMind.
Do you see?
Kowalski, status report.
How are we looking, bro?
Is everything looking good?
Well, can I see the notepad from the captains?
These are the captains.
Any problems?
Questions, concerns, problems?
questions.
I was going to say one more thing from my list. Also we need three more players.
We need three more players.
Yeah.
Hi guys. What we'll do if we actually need three people, we'll just randomly find people on Twitch.
Okay? Yeah. All right. That's that's what we're gonna do if we if we need three more people
because how many do we have right now 37. It's not a good idea.
Just randomly find people.
Yeah, that was good.
So you gotta be out.
You're missing somebody in the junior.
Ron.
Lacey agent.
Lacey.
Lacey.
Lacey.
Bodo, Bodo.
Everything else doing good, sir?
Um, besides the fact that we need...
Look, it's happening today, bro.
We gotta do it, my boss.
Yeah, it should be good, though. It should be good.
And...
Yeah, should I go dance or something?
Yes, I'm gonna go tinker, bro. Alright? I'm gonna go tinker. I'll be back, bro. Alright?
Hey, no worries at all, friend. No worries at all.
Thank you.
you
oh oh oh yeah all right chat as y'all but
bye-bye I'm gonna make the same deal again if you get a hundred hundred
gifts at a chat chat he never does it I don't what it's he never does it bro he
He can never get this shit done.
He's gotten to like 86, I think.
Okay, 40, you know, he's getting kinda close.
This where it gets, this where it gets, okay.
Okay, 50, wait, have as is kinda cooking.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up.
Chat hold, hold.
100, oh my God, that's a lot of speed,
that's a lot of speed, that's a lot of speed.
Those are the hardest ones to get through.
He's actually him.
Hi, guys, you're locked, you're locked, you're locked.
Six, seven, sorry.
Oh my God, he's gonna do it.
He's gonna do it.
100, chat, hold!
Everybody, hold!
Chat, hold!
Go on!
Yo, oh my God!
Yo chat, as y'all know, bro, April 10th,
there is a $100,000 streamer chess tournament.
I'm on a 16 day streak.
I have played chess every day for 16 consecutive days.
$100,000 streamer chess tournament.
I will win!
I will win!
So we gotta practice.
The only way to win is by practice.
Lock in Andre.
Where's he from?
Argentina.
Okay.
Ooh, I sit and move the E-file here.
I guess I should.
I'm gonna explain my thought process.
He's going for Scottles, mate.
He's going for Scottles, mate.
Can I do this and just develop?
But does that block Scottles, mate?
That does not block Scottles, mate.
But it can test the queen.
Bro, I hate when people do this.
It's actually so disgustingly cringe when people play like this.
Why are you playing like this, bro?
Why are you playing like this?
It's fine.
I mean, the thing is, I'm not really developing, but...
All right, this guy's actually gonna piss me off.
I'm not even kidding.
This is the most annoying.
All right, there's got to be a good play here, and there's got to be a bad play.
I can't castle in this position.
Why can't I castle?
Because it puts me in checkmate or something.
I don't know what to do.
But if somebody plays like this in the tournament, I'm gonna actually freak out, okay.
Fucking focus.
My time is chewing.
I don't want to lose my rook.
I can't move my king.
Do I just have to sack my rook?
I don't think I have another play here, guys.
Like, I'm sorry.
I don't have another play.
Wait, this is good.
Yeah, because the queen is protecting the bishop, and the bishop is protecting
the rook.
And that was probably the best play.
And the night's the best play, okay.
That was the best play, I think.
Oh my God, I actually found it.
Can I find the, I think the engine would say
that was the best.
Hey, Andre, Andre, do you plan on moving any other pieces
besides your clean, like Andre,
are you gonna move anything else?
Holy fuck.
Oh, this guy is unbearable!
I hate people playing like this.
Hey, chat!
I despise when people play like this.
I hate it!
I hate it!
When onto your axing plane like a loser, bro, get out!
Move something besides your queen!
About a thing about a pass out
Bro the bishop's attacking the queen now. I didn't even realize that
All right, his queen's gotta die here his queen's gotta die you're gonna die like okay dead
Dead dead alive I
Want to kill the queen so bad
How about this, bro?
Can we just trade queens?
How about that?
Let's just trade queens, man.
You know what?
Look, we had our fun.
Let's play chess.
You have moved your queen.
Non-stop continuously for the last hour.
And we just trade our queens and then we can play chess.
Then we can play chess.
Then we can play chess.
Just trade the queens before I literally knock you out.
He's not gonna trade it.
He's not gonna trade it.
Because if he wanted to trade, he would have already did it.
He doesn't wanna trade it
because this guy loves moving his queen.
Chad, he's not gonna trade.
He's not gonna trade.
Trade, just trade, trade, trade, trade, trade.
Just trade, just trade, just trade.
Please just trade.
Hey! Just trade, please!
Look, if he goes here, dead. Here, dead. Here, dead. Here, alive. Here, he'd be alive.
But, bro, he has no development. He has no development. Zero development.
Like, even though this guy is annoying, he is up a pawn, but I don't think he can win.
He's literally not developing anything.
He's just played his queen this whole game.
If he goes here...
I don't know.
Wait, I know his queen is actually dead.
If he goes here, dies to the bishop.
Goes here, dies to the pawn.
Goes here alive, I guess.
here dies to the queen, here queens trade. I feel like his best play is like, but if
he goes here he can't really develop either too. He kind of just cooked himself. He deserves
this. Going here also does nothing because then I could just do this and he's in the
same exact position. I mean it's a little bit different. My development is way better
than his right now because he's making it easy. This guy's only using his queen.
He's not using other pieces.
This is how I played chess when I was in third grade.
I would just move my queen until I died and then I would leave.
Bro, Andrรฉ, come on, Andrรฉ, you gotta focus.
Focus, bro.
You're up the pond, that's fine, but you're losing on time
and you have no development whatsoever.
What are you gonna do?
We have a $100,000 chess tournament in six days.
I'm training my balls off, bro.
I'm trading my balls off, bro.
Andre, your time at chat, TikTok.
Dude, the only thing I don't like about streaming chat
is I can't read chat because I'm not gonna cheat
because I already know the chat is just typing moves.
That's the only thing I don't like about streaming chats.
But other than that, this game is peak.
Chad, I play chess 16 days in a row.
I'm so locked in for this tournament.
I don't care that I'm 388 Elo, bro.
Today, I'm gonna go on a huge winning streak.
I could just tell.
I could tell because I've been starting to study more
and watch more chess and I've just been playing every day.
Like I'm gonna reach that point where I enter flow state
and I'm gonna get to like five or to go.
Chad, I haven't been a blender.
This guy's been a blender.
He doesn't know what to do.
He has been sitting here, bro.
I was watching Chad.
What's that chess tournament going on right now?
Candidates?
Bro, I was watching Hakaru.
He was playing against some guy
and he was thinking about a position for like 45 minutes.
Ched, you know what I'm talking about?
Do you guys know what I'm talking about?
Maxine.
Yes, bro, Hakaru was thinking about a position
for 45 minutes.
It was like two days ago.
It was like two days ago.
Bro, Andre, what are you gonna do, bro?
You're in a blender, you don't know what you're gonna do.
And Andre, you deserve this.
You wanna know why?
Because you didn't develop anything.
You didn't develop your night.
You didn't develop your other night.
You didn't develop your pitch up.
So now you deserve this, bro.
You deserve this because now you're in a blender, bro.
Dude, this guy lagged out.
I'm sorry.
Chat, there's no way he's actually been thinking
about this for four minutes.
He lagged out.
Mugs, run a prediction if he lagged out.
Or no, we already have a prediction.
Chat, this guy lagged out.
Look, you guys gotta understand
Why is own a on CS? Oh, God. GG to the Valorant tournament.
Why is own a on CS? Why is own a on CS? Why is own a on CS?
I pray to God, Andre captures the alien in the bottom left corner.
Yo boggles, uh, do me a favor and get lost, kid.
Chad, I have, oh my God, auto resign, auto resign. Yes. Yes. Free win.
Free win. Yes. Free win. Free win.
Hold.
You resign now.
Yes!
On the road to 480.
One more game, come on!
What country is that? I've never seen that flag.
Kazakhstan.
Okay, boom.
Boom.
Wait, no, no.
Boom.
This is my opening chat. I don't know what it's called.
Oh, this is my favorite opening though.
Kings Pawn Night Variation.
King's Knight variation.
Okay.
Oh, that's my opening.
Chad, it's called the Three Knights opening.
That's my opening.
Defended.
Defend it. Defend it.
Wait, wait, that's a free pawn for me. Let me make sure, but I think that's a free pawn. Take,
take, take. And then this pawn threatens this knight.
Take, take,
take.
And then this pawn threatens this knight. I think the sequence I did that was perfect.
I think doing knight first is better because now this is threatened if I did
knight second it wouldn't work like that oh we can get his queen in if he wants
to he could have got his queen going there all right levy what would levy
tell us to do chat what would let me tell us to do levy would tell us to
develop maybe not levy might have told let levy might tell us to take here
right? Ah, I feel like Levy would want me to take this. But then his queen could kind of just go on
a full on assault. I don't know. It might be better to protect this pawn actually.
Wait, because think about it like this. I'm going to be able to take this pawn no matter what,
but if he does this or not, right? Cure me out. There's no point of taking this yet. I should
develop more because I'm going to be able to take this upon no matter what whether it stays there or
moves it's going to die like it's going to die so instead of that let's position here so now this
queen can't do this and this night can't do this chat can I get like a reach week chat am I right
am I right somebody said actual brain haver thank you bro I read that thank you bro I'm
taking chess serious like I don't like I'm taking this shit serious I want to get better
Okay, he goes knight to f5.
I just like, if we take, it's just, this knight can't die.
It's kind of just a free pawn.
I'm up like good material here.
What's the trick to this?
There's got to be a trick.
No, remember, we don't need this pawn.
We can get this pawn whenever we want. There's no rush.
Wait, hear me out?
Why don't we threaten the queen with the knight protecting?
Hear me out? Hear me out?
It's not a bad shout.
I don't know, but he's just gonna move his pawn here.
Yeah, I feel like that's a terrible play actually. It doesn't make any, it makes no logical sense.
Yeah. Yeah, that made no sense. Okay.
I could do this and then trade knights, but no, that'll be bad because then my knight is kind of back to square one.
Maybe we just sit up like this. Yeah, I think that was the worst thing I could have did. Well, at least now my bishop has like two attacking lanes.
Yeah, now I can't take this anymore. That was actually a huge mistake by me. I could have got so much material there.
material? It's fine. We got to make the station a little bit quicker here. Okay. I'm always
down to trade if I'm up. This bishop is threatening this pawn, which is pretty meaningless. Could
But I go like here and put him in check, I feel like whenever you can put somebody in
check you should always do it.
And then I can castle now.
Oh I definitely can't castle now, hold up, okay.
Maybe we go.
I want to slip the queen in here, I think.
OK.
Now we should castle.
Would Levy tell us to castle the long side?
I mean, probably.
Yeah, but no.
No, that was stupid.
Because look, this side has more protection.
I guess we have to just battle it now.
Oh, he just blundered.
He just blundered.
That's a really shitty night by him.
If his night takes take, that Bishop doesn't do anything.
But the thing is, he's not even going
to be thinking about that because I think
I just got free material.
And now we're threatening the Rook.
He's going to go here or he's going to go here.
He's gonna go here for sure.
Couldn't I get, I can't get any more material
because if I do that I'm dead.
All right, he's gonna move his rope right here.
I think that's his only play, like logically.
Should we retreat now?
Ooh, but I don't know if we can retreat.
Wait, he might've actually just like giga brained me.
Because if I go here I'm dead, here I'm dead,
here I'm dead.
I think he blundered, but I want to like quadruple check because take, threaten the rook, now he didn't blunder, his knights got me.
Is there any way out of this? Maybe right here. Is that our only way out?
Here we're alive. Here we're dead.
your queen.
Wherever you do.
don't lose your queen. Whatever you do, don't lose your queen. Whatever you do, don't lose your queen.
Whatever you do, don't lose your queen. So I thought it was good to just relax, bro, because I
started. I really hope the mic didn't. I'm gonna help the mic to pick that up. Okay, if I go
I love this play. I fucking love this play out of me. I absolutely love this play. Jack,
did you guys hear the fart? Yes or no? Did you guys hear the fart? Yes or no? Yes or
know yes or no if you guys hear the fart or no I'm eating you guys actually
heard it say what are you bro I'm going to name my baby chicken after you okay he
moved all right is my queen in immediate danger no is Bishop safe if I
I take here, he takes, this seems like.
All right, he's gonna take, okay.
And we reset.
It's always good to trade material
whenever you're up chat.
Remember, that's what Levy said.
This is an interesting play.
I might be like really smart right now,
but if I move here, he has to trade,
which is what we want, and then I'm threatening the rook.
But if he moves his bishop away, I just kill the rook.
Look, because take, take, take, threaten the rook.
It's not really a threat and though this amount of oh he just sold I knew that would work. I knew that would work
Oh no, oh no he did not sell
What is safer would it be would it be safer my king here?
Yeah, prize-saver to be my king behind the ball.
What are you going to do about this bishop, bro? What are you going to do about this bishop? Let me know. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Tell it to me straight to that, bro. What are you going to do?
We got to start making moves faster. Chat our time is really bad. The thing is, when I take time, I don't blunder as much, but then I just lose because of time.
I am up material though. So I'm gonna be honest chat whose position would you rather be in chat?
Would you rather have three extra minutes, but less less material? I would rather have more material with less time
Chat whose position would you rather be in mine or his? Who's the better position mine right mine?
Okay, so that's a horrible plan by him
He's giving me okay. He's giving me the Rook
But then I'm opening myself up to this
Wait, let me see how this would go now. I'm good. He's just giving me the Rook
Then I could do this bro just get more material
He just what did he just do wait what did he just do I don't know what he just did
I think it's just free material, bro.
Yeah, look at this route, because watch is gonna happen.
I'm gonna go here, he's gonna go here,
but then I'm gonna go here, and then I'm gonna attack this.
That's literally two paws.
I still think this is the play.
I still think this is the play.
Is he trying to like checkmate me or some stupid shit?
Oh no!
I hung my rook.
I hung my rook.
I hung my rook.
Fuck!
I wasn't going to get to- worst case scenario, we get out of here with a Bishop.
Wait, he didn't take.
He didn't take.
Okay.
Did he not see my rope?
Did he not see?
Oh, what a play by him.
Wow, what a play.
Uh, dad, dad, dad, alive, alive right here.
Ooh, and remember what Levi said, we're creating like a barrage.
Chad, remember what Levi said?
We're creating like a barrage.
Remember that, Chad?
I forgot what he called it.
The time is going to cook us, but I am up six materials, so there's no reason why I should
ever lose this. Let's offer a trade chat. Remember, trading is OP if you're up material.
What a weird, oh, he's going to checkmate me. Wait, that's checkmate. How do I stop that?
How the fuck do I stop that? Could I put him in check? No. He's going to checkmate me,
isn't he? I gotta get out of here. I think that's checkmate or I think I'm just dead.
Bro, take, take. I have to start moving my king now. But chat, look at this, take, take.
This is not checkmate, right? No, no way. Because I could just go like here. Oh no,
checkmate wait that's checkmate I lost I was up with you that's checkmate what
could I have done what could I have done what could I have done what could I have
done oh please give me a review please give me a review I was winning the whole
game and I lost you did a good job building an advantage before allowing a
mating attack. Let's work on how to keep up the pressure. A classic first move which
opens up your pieces and strikes the center early. A good response that develops their
second night. Moving the same piece twice in the opening isn't a good strategy. Ouch
you left your pawn hanging. They missed a chance to capture a free pawn. The bishop
is left hanging letting you grab it immediately.
No. No, it's not. Are you dumb? I grabbed the, the bishop, I just... I could have grabbed
it with my palm. Chat, I could have grabbed it with my palm. I could have grabbed it
with my... Oh my God!
They had a better way to move a bishop to safety.
This move will cost you a rook.
Yeah, I know, honeybunny.
I'm not a queen!
Allow the opponent to checkmate the king.
Oh, chat, that's what you guys said
after the game, queen e7.
Because that's check and the rook's protecting it.
If I'm gonna create the barrage, let's use it.
guys that's such a good play sorry that one didn't go away better than that I'm
telling you I can get 500 you know if I actually put my mind to it all I gotta
do is put my mind to this shit goddamn thought I got a new chat
$100,000 chest tournament in six days bro we don't have any fucking we need to
lock-in there's no time to fuck around
all i gotta do is put my my teddy shit down
pointless
Please fall for it. Please fall for it. Please fall for it. Wait, what if I type oops? Could I type oops? Ah, he's not going to fall for it.
Never want to move the same piece twice. Remember to check.
Protected, protected. King of the castle. King of the castle.
What side do we want to castle?
Kind of identical.
I have like a symmetrical board sort of.
Oh, I should have castled the left side because my right side's more forward.
You're chat. I should have.
I should have castled the left side, right?
It's like it's like watching a baby learn to walk. Thank you, bro. I'm trying
The side doesn't matter. All right, let's trade nights. I'm always up for a little night trade
Actually think I lose that one. Oh, this is a cheeky play
Because take take get loses Bishop
That's a weird board. I've never seen a chess game like this.
There's like a line of pawns. I need to get my queen involved, bro.
Check.
Let's create that, uh, barrage again. That should be the queen with the rook behind it.
That shouldn't be, bro.
I love having my bishops in the middle, because they can just go.
who is nights fucked. Okay. That's interesting.
When I was night like, can't move, yes, it was queen first.
Wait, isn't this a good tempo for me?
Because it's night like can't move.
I swear this is a good tempo for me.
All right, we have a barrage.
How do we plan to use it though?
This would be a nightmare because
it would go
take, take,
take, take and then he's just off a queen.
Okay.
This would be a blunder, bro. I think I should just start since his queens blocked and I guess you start attacking pawns. I don't think that's a bad idea.
Like, I should just take shit. I should just get control of the middle of the board. Since his pawn is completely unprotected.
I think I think I should start taking shit.
I mean, what's he going to do?
Because like, he can't move his knight until he moves his queen first, so he's going to
have to do something with his queen.
He'll probably do something like this could be interesting, I guess.
Because he chooses to do his bishop.
Wait a minute. This might be better to just go here. Do I want control to the middle?
Isn't this just a fork? He can't protect all of it. Because if he goes here, I go
here if he goes here we could like trade queens I guess how's he gonna protect
both of them this works protected it's actually double protected can I just go
here and just completely cut him up oh wait what am I thinking no it's all
protected I'm actually stupid I thought the Bishop wasn't protected for a
second. We didn't get a pawn. Oh yeah, I just sold actually. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I sold. Okay, that was stupid. Now I'm gonna lose my bishop, I believe. Right now my queen
isn't in any immediate danger. My bishop is though. My queen is not in any immediate
danger. I should have just stuck to what I knew and just got control of the
middle of the board. Putting my queen in a corner is just something an idiot would do.
Wait, this play looks so sexy.
Yeah, I think I'm just a fucking idiot, guys.
I got a retreat, I think, bro, but how do I even retreat now?
You're not good Emiliano, you're not good, bro. I just so you're literally ass. I just wasn't paying attention. You're not you're not good, bro.
All right, let's make him checkmate me. Let's make him checkmate me.
Let's park the bus. Let's make him checkmate me.
Oh, looks like he's going to do it.
Ma-ra!
Looks like he's gonna check maybe no fucking problem actually.
Fuck!
Maybe we could get a stalemate going. I would not be mad at a stalemate.
I mean, we'll take a free night every day of the week, sir.
I'm never one to complain about a free knife. I'm never one to complain about a free night, bro.
Could I, like, checkmate him?
I mean, Chad, would Magnus win in my position?
Surely, right?
But I need to, like, manipulate him into, like, giving me his clean.
It's that.
That's not, that'll be a blunder.
Oh.
Fucking hate chat!
Like I had it bro, I just gave up my queen.
Bro, I just gave up my queen, that's all it is, that's all it is bro.
I just gave up my fucking queen bro, oh my god!
I don't even need the game review.
I already- All that to do was just attack the middle.
I'm so fucking dumb, just listen to your instincts!
Just attack the middle, that's all that to do.
I don't know why I didn't attack the middle.
It's all that to do, bro.
I just had to attack the middle, man.
Oh my God.
All I had to do was just trust my fucking instincts.
That's it.
That's it, bro.
All right.
If you're going to give me control of the middle of the map, I'm just going to take
it, bro.
That's all chess is, right?
You've got to control the middle.
You've got to control the fucking middle.
That's what I should have did last game.
I'm an undisciplined swine.
How does a nitrate sound, brother man?
Well, okay, boom, boom, boom.
That opens up this file here.
Do I want that file open?
Yes, I do, because boom, boom, and now that's threatened.
So then that's gonna have to go weird.
But then, oh, this is checked.
So he has to move his pawn here and that opens up the e-file.
Yeah, that's checked.
Has to open up the e-file now.
That's good.
castle though. I think we just got to develop more. Take, take. Just got to develop more.
Yeah, I think he's doing a good job of developing. Okay, we're in a pretty clean position because
because we have this high raised line of pawns.
How do I develop nicely here?
I don't know why, but I think I just...
He's setting up a barrage in the middle chat.
You see that?
Oh, I almost fucked up, okay.
This guy's a good player, I can just tell.
Take.
Wait, but this is not going to end in my favor.
Maybe it will.
It's just about who gets that last laugh with the queen.
But then this opens up.
It's going to get interesting.
When it pops and everything pops off at once, this game is like crack.
Because, okay, he's going to go boom.
It's interesting.
Do I take with this pawn or this pawn?
If I take with this con, I lose my bishop.
Weird, I don't think he was going to do that.
So I think I just lost the game.
I'm not even trolling.
Because now it's going to go bang, bang.
I guess I could take.
I guess I could take
because he's going to go bang, bang.
We already castle.
This is fucking interesting, Chad.
This is fucking interesting, bro.
This is fucking interesting.
Weird, I was not anticipating that.
I can't do this because Levy said pushing this is just so bad.
Well, it's not that bad, but it does open up my queen to getting checkmated.
But it's not that bad because the bishop is protecting it.
Is there anything that's not protected?
Safe, safe,
Not safe, no safe. Safe, safe, safe. Barash here. Oh, wait a minute. I just realized.
happens if he does this my next play would be here that's not good guys what
happens if he does this chat
bro I don't even know
I'm trying to think, okay.
Such a good play by him, such an annoying play.
His knight can't move anymore.
Keep that in mind, Chat.
His knight can't move as long as his queen's there.
His knight can't move!
Oh, Chat.
Oh my god.
Do you see the vision?
Wait, no.
I'm tweaking.
Sorry.
I thought I could get my knight right here, but I'm just like stupid.
But this is actually such a sweaty game.
This is scaring me.
Games tend to be won and lost in the middle game.
That's the reason one of my favorite opening moves.
It strikes the center and offers several strong follow.
Good job defending that pawn.
Their best option was to strike at the center with a pawn.
You are now able to.
They missed a chance to capture a free pawn.
Ouch, you left your pawn hanging.
They took your pawn for free.
Why do you sound so happy when you're saying that?
Why do you sound so fucking happy when you're fucking saying that?
Why do you sound so happy?
Capturing your hanging pawn.
Their best option was to move a knight to safety.
You are now...
You permitted the opponent to checkmate the king.
Oh yeah, I'm actually like literally, I'm literally stupid.
I'm never going to lose like that again.
Alright, I'm going to go tinkle.
I'm going to go tinkle.
When I come back, I'm going to turn into the greatest chest party I've ever seen.
I thought I saw her face today, but I just...
I'm going to lose my rook.
I'm going to lose my rook.
I'm going to lose my rook.
I'm gonna lose my ruck.
Have us are you dead ass? I'm gonna lose my ruck.
Is there any way I can trap the Queen?
Can I trap her? She's trapped. She's so trapped. She's trapped. She's trapped. She's trapped. Can I take? Can I take?
Okay, but now she's really trapped. How is the queen going to get out of there? Because
now she's really fucking trapped. You're gonna lose your queen. You're gonna lose your queen.
I promise. I promise you, I'm gonna literally bring my night all over here and just kill
Let me kill your queen.
Let me kill your bishop first.
Shadow of aura farming on the city yet.
Is there any possible way that I could kill his?
Bro, high-vives like, are we dead?
Praveen is mocking you, by the way.
No, he's not.
How about his griefs?
Now his queen's dead.
His queen cannot get out of this no matter what he does.
Now his queen is fucking dead!
Because yeah, it's going to go take.
Yep.
Take, block, dead.
Bro, I just lost because of motherfucking,
motherfucking high buys.
High buys, let him have my rook.
Winning this would be cinema. It's all I'm saying coming back and winning this would be fucking cinema
And I couldn't help
No, I couldn't help but fall in love again. I thought I saw your face today
I
I
Son of a
Hi, I hate you, bro. I fucking hate you
Wait, did I just lose my pawn?
What just died?
Did my pawn just die?
Look, bro, anything's possible with a queen.
All right, that's actually annoying.
enjoy the win, bro.
$100,000 chess tournament in six days, chat.
How are we looking, bro?
How are we feeling?
How are we feeling?
Chat, how are we feeling?
I know what you're going for, bro.
You aren't going for fucking scholars, mate, bro?
Against me.
You're gonna go for scholars, mate, against me.
Are you fucking dumb or stupid?
Look at this play style.
These are the play styles that 300 loves.
Look at this shit, bro.
Send me my bishop up.
How about I just put you in check, bro?
How about I just put you in check, buddy?
Buddy, old pal?
Let me think.
I do this we get a queen trade and I'm a material right he's a material
The knight is protected the bishop is protected
Yeah, just good old Queen trade
Good old Queen trade my boy
Good old Queen trade buddy
$100,000 chest tournament in six days. I'm more prepared than I've ever been for anything in my life chat
eight streamers who know nothing about chess
I've never been more prepared for anything in my life.
Good boy.
Yeah, run away, run away, run away.
Bitch!
Oh, I'm in check, okay.
My
night is just in so much trouble.
My night is in so much.
I hung the queen.
I hung the queen.
I hung the queen.
All right, my brain's dry.
enough chess for the day. There's so much things to think about. I just want a five game losing
STAKE!
FUCK!
Is there a reason you're calling me?
You played well, bro. You played well.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
You know, damn well I didn't!
I lost five games in a row! Five!
It's pretty impressive. I mean, I'll say that.
Also, I played well, bro. I played well.
I have, brother, brother, brother, brother.
I have played chess for 16 consecutive days.
And gotten worse.
My yellow is down.
That's usually what happens when you play video games.
Yo bro, shut, let go.
Whose side are you on?
Wait, wait, wait, what does this say?
Emily's getting coaching?
Voss, Voss.
High-fives, I need to get coaching every day.
No.
I need to tell Levy, I need coaching every,
I need coaching every fucking day until certain,
high-fives $100,000 on the line.
Like I need coaching every day.
You've gotten two coaching sessions,
which were an hour and an hour 30 long,
and you got worse.
How?
I don't know, maybe when I left my set up
and you literally intentionally moved my pod,
No, no, no, it's not a perfect move.
It's not a perfect move.
I lost my rook and I messed up.
Hi guys, maybe if you didn't touch my fucking pieces
when you have the ball knowledge of a tree scump,
maybe I'd be able to win some fucking games, bro.
What you want?
What happened last day?
But I don't know, guys,
what happened last day when you called me your queen?
Okay, chat.
Let's see our competition.
How good is Emily?
No, no, no.
How good is Emily at chess, chat?
What is her elo?
Chat, what is her elo?
She's better than getting training, bro.
What is her heat at all, bro?
She's not even streaming it.
Holy locked in.
Holy locked in.
She's not even streaming it?
She's not even streaming it?
Wow.
I'm dead.
Wait, she wants, she wants.
Hold up.
High-bives focus.
But this is one of the competitors.
Also chat.
Ron's in the tournament.
That's going to be a pushover.
I'm not worried about Ron.
I'm not worried about beating Ron.
We already whipped that ass.
Emily was literally practicing chess today, that ass.
Just all time, all time, all time.
Yeah, I'm aware of that.
Donkey!
It's not nice.
No way she was on chess, bro.
No way.
What is her elo?
Oh my God, she's 500 elo.
I'm dead.
High-vives, I'm dead.
No, I'm dead, I'm dead.
High-vives, she's 500 elo, bro.
I'm dead, I'm dead!
I'm dead!
So how, like, do you know, what are the players in right now?
What are the players in right now?
What did he mean?
What did he mean?
Like, what are the players in right now?
Like, who do you know, Emily's in?
Okay.
We have seven people.
I'll tell you the streamer's in right now.
Yeah.
This is not at 100%, but this is like 90%.
These are the streamers in the chess tournament.
Joe Barr.
What does he love?
Hi, Bice. Like, can you? Can you, like, like, are you ever in my side, bro?
I'm keeping it real. Max player. Wait, I don't even think I'm supposed to say the list yet.
Okay, let me wait. Sorry, meet Jack Twidler. Okay, but look.
I was in, like, every tournament we did because he's just a cool guy.
Yeah, I know I love Joe. I literally love Joe and I want to meet Joe besides the point, bro. Listen, I
Got six days high vibes to get as good at chess as I can to compete for a hundred
Just give me for how to grant I'm gonna text Levy right now
Can we do one hour of chess every day for the next six days?
Yo, what do you mean?
some chests. All right. You have a chance to beat me. Can you find the checkmate?
Walk out. Walk out.
I
Texted lavy bro
We was there a penis
Look bro, we have no control over it. We don't have to delete Bob, bro
No, we can't don't delete Bob bro just let it go yo chess clean your shit up y'all
Oh, there's wieners running around here.
How's that even allowed to be somebody's profile picture?
How is somebody's profile picture allowed to be a cop?
Tell me that, tell me that.
All good.
Listen, yeah bro, look, here's the puzzle, here's the puzzle.
So, white to mouse, you have a chance to be me.
Can you find the checkmate?
Where's the checkmate?
Can I find the checkmate?
Yeah, there's a checkmate, yeah, the checkmate.
Brother, this is easy.
Yes, that's the way
My king is trapped if you can check my king in one of your rooms
Correct. Well played. Hey, hi guys. This is too easy
Hi guys, brother, I have 300 elo.
I'm the real deal at chess.
Bro, you're getting better.
Hold on.
Look, I'm improving.
Your rook on the left is cutting off my king's escape.
If your other rook can control the whole back rank,
horizontal row, it will be checked.
Three in a row, don't stop now.
Oh!
Bro, hi, guys.
Hi, guys, I'm legit, bro.
I'm legit at chess.
Oh.
God, guys.
Hi guys, if I won this chess tournament would you be proud of me? I never win tournaments, bro.
Yes, yes. So, that's 100k?
Ah, yes, 100 grand. It's the biggest tournament I've ever played in.
So, 70,000 to me, 30,000 you?
Yo, no, what?
Nothing is nowhere safe to go. Can you make a bishop move that attacks my king with checkmate?
Ooh, now we're getting tricky. Now we're getting tricky.
Great stuff.
Yeah.
I mean, come on.
Chat puzzles is easy, dude.
You can play checkmate in one move.
Can you make the game ending queen move with help from your bishop?
Good.
Shy stuff.
Mom?
Wow, you're on fire.
Nice!
Oh, bro, I'm training you for this tournament, like, you're going to get me ready for this.
This is too easy.
It gets harder.
Unless Maiden won, can you move your queen to attack my king with support from your
pawn?
Maiden won?
Yeah.
Yes, indeed.
You got it.
Nice!
Bro, high-vives.
I'm too good for this.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yes, indeed you got it.
Bro, high vibes, I'm too good for this.
Your queen can put my king and checkmate in one move with support from your knight.
Can you make the move?
I just want Levy to be my coach, not you!
This is too easy bro, look!
Fire on the board.
That's seven correct in a row.
Not every puzzle is about checkmate.
Here your goal is to capture my queen. It's yes indeed you got it
Can you capture my unprotected piece
Correct well
That's so easy! Like, what is this?
In this puzzle, your goal is to promote your pawn into a queen.
Can you push your pawn on the left to the end of the board?
This will take more than one move.
Ten perfect puzzles in a row. Fantastic.
Yes, bro. Good case on.
Can you safely advance your pawn and promote to a new queen?
Just like before?
Your eyes are sharp. Good work.
When you attack two pieces at once, it's called a fork.
Can you use your pawn to fork my king and queen then capture the queen?
Perfect, nice work.
I don't struggle!
Shut the fuck up!
I'll play a fucking game, this isn't helping shit!
I don't fucking struggle, bro!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
One more game!
I'm ending on a fucking win!
Oh my god, I lost 50!
Oh shit.
I'm hanging up on this fucking, I'm not fucking hanging up.
Thanks for middle control.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna literally dominate him.
You see what I'm saying? It's just Aura.
Hey Gabriel!
You know you can't beat me Gabriel!
Hi guys, put the mouse down! I'm gonna punch you in the throat! Don't fuck with my chest
You're a stand!
How about if you have a real suggestion?
Like a real suggestion, you could draw with a crayon.
But you have eight brain cells, so I don't want any advice!
You suck!
I didn't mean to do that. No, I didn't mean to do that.
High-vives, that's not gonna do anything.
I'm just gonna lose a night, are you?
What was that suggestion, high-vives? I'm just gonna lose a fucking night.
It's because I didn't jerk off today.
That's why I'm playing so bad, bro.
Okay.
Take, take.
Nice bishop, bro.
Very threatening, dude.
Very threatening
Hi, vice put yo, hi vice put the mouse down put the mouse down. I'm thinking I'm thinking
Take take take
take take no no take take take take take
Take.
What?
Take.
God, that's a dead tie, a trap, dead tie.
He's far away, but he just blundered.
He just blundered.
He did it.
He blundered.
Oh, do I want to move my pawn or my queen?
What now, bro?
Nice check from across the board, dude.
Well played.
What are you doing? What are you doing, sir?
Oh, he's winning the game.
My next best play, see, because he's threatening this and he's threatening this.
I can't take because then I'll just get...
I have to do something where I can defend everything with my queen.
What about threatening his rook?
Isn't that just a great play?
Counter aggression with aggression, right?
Very smart.
If he takes, I'm not even in check, he'll just take, but I can just take his rook.
I think he just counter aggression with aggression.
Sometimes when there's no defensive options, you just fucking let your nuts hang.
I wouldn't have that rook if I was you, Baba.
Yeah, good boy. Okay.
Take.
Wait, now his horse is threatened.
Holy shit, I'm actually so good at chess.
King of the Castle, King of the Castle.
Oh, yeah, I can't do that, yeah
Oh, yeah, because of the mind moves I'm in check!
I'm better than this. I'm just not thinking
I'm gonna lose my pond or no I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't
This is so fucking winnable chat, I'm not even just saying that
Bro, but I can't castle anymore bro
It's not a good day for chess guys.
I'm just not playing well.
I'm not playing well.
Yeah, the puzzles were great.
18 IQ.
I'm not doing game review.
I suck.
All right, battle of tournament in 30 minutes.
Fucking.
Battle of tournament in 30 minutes.
Lock the fuck in brothers.
Let's warm up, let's go.
I've mined yo I've asked what's up, bro. Yo, you see while you
Were losing in chess I locked in
And basically I got everyone from the tournament
We just have to get everyone in the discord
Easy peasy them and squeezy how many people are in the discord?
We're mainly focused on the captains, we need to get the captains in because that's
the start of the show, you know what I'm saying?
Do you want me to call every captain one by one?
Oh my, do you see?
Do you see?
Yep.
You gotta reset your computer.
What?
Why?
It's just gotta be done, you gotta reset your computer.
No, no, no, explain why.
What is this, the military?
Yeah, they probably need access to your computer, so you gotta reset.
I gave them access!
No, it's probably just another thing, James.
James, you know where he's at all, bro.
Is the stream gotta end?
No, bro, we're on an IRL toolkit, nothing will happen, let's just, let's take a chill
thing.
I reset my computer you could take over to stream is there a way to get your camera in
Can we switch to your ingest
Jixi uninstalled chest bro
You can go fuck yourself. I'm not uninstalled in chess
You're going to see in a year, I'm going to have a thousand e-lo and all the people who
made fun of me are going to be crying because I'm going to have a thousand in one year.
One year.
I'm going to play every day of chess for 365 days straight, get a full streak and I will
be one thousand e-lo.
Hi, so.
Hi, guys.
Shall I restart my PC?
It's going to take a little bit.
Okay.
Listen, I think you just reset and just reset, just reset, just reset.
Alright, can you go in stream or no?
All right, fuck that shit chat the screen is gonna go blue for like three minutes
You know what fine give mood of that let mood of take over and make sure this make sure there's no music
Okay, have mine. Oh, yeah, I'm sure are you ready?
Yeah, I'm not ending. I'm not dying. I'm not vaping I have to reset my PC because Valorant needs to hack me again
Valorant is so fucking intrusive. I kind of like it though because there's no cheating. How about you guys?
All right chat, I'm gonna stop screaming and reset the delay. I'll be back in three minutes
The stream is going to be live though.
Mooda is going to take over, I think.
You know, chat.
Hey, you can't talk to the other team on Sift Play?
Oh, yeah, you can
Wait, what do you mean jimsy raid? No, no, no, I don't want him to end. What do you mean jimsy raid?
This right now, I think why is he ending? Why is he ending? He just uh, you know, he's a douless bro
Let's enter together. Let's make a plan. Fuck yeah, dude. That's what the fuck I'm talking about
Let's go. What are you gonna dash in or what?
I'll smoke
Hey, let me show y'all what the RANK 1 Valorant player does!
Let me show y'all what the RANK 1 Valorant player does!
WHAAAAAT?!
WHAT AM I DEBOSE TO DO?!
Let me check with him.
Chat, what is good, y'all?
I thought I...
Chat, how did Muda do it?
Did he take over good?
Wasn't it a good takeover?
Okay.
You.
You.
Go back.
Okay.
Nice to see you guys again, too.
What do you mean, you?
Yo, bro.
Saw somebody in my YouTube chat type Jynxie Rage.
I literally said, I'm not ending the stream, bro.
We have to reset.
All right.
Again, if you see the captains in the discord,
everybody also follows you kind of just like the CS,
you know what I'm saying?
People are showing me when you need to join.
Yes, it's working.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Hi, guys.
I'm gonna call every captain, okay?
is Peter about playing just Peter about want to play
All right
Wait Terek wants to play what
Terek wants to play
He said wait what he said he can't play
No worries, if she wants to play, you can take my spot.
Hi, mind, I want you to play, bro.
No, bro, no, no, bro, it's okay, it's okay.
If she wants to play, you can take my spot.
Jack, Peterbot wants to play.
Ann, Tarek?
Okay, hi, mind.
I just wanted to see how long the event is.
Well bro he said he couldn't play but then he said he can play.
Shiasa. Okay, get um, yeah should we add Terak?
He said he could play but then said he can't.
God you're so stupid. No, no, no, Gucci.
No, no, wait, who said I'm stupid? Who said I'm stupid?
oh he's a pro oh I never mind I'm just gonna say um I mean it is full it is
kind of full bro I'm not gonna buy bro Terrik I thought you couldn't play
though he said he said he couldn't bro bro I had him in chat
All right, we're good at this yo
Let me call them let me call them. Yeah, good idea. Let me let me are they in the server
All right, I'm gonna call them all right
Let's start off with Joe, over liable.
Joe, I've never called him and he hasn't picked up.
Every time I call Joe, he always picks up.
He's only one call away.
He'll be there to save the day.
Like Superman got nothing on me.
Oh, he stopped picking up.
Joe, literally. Yeah, Bob?
Joe, I love you, bro. Every time I call you, you always pick up, bro.
Joe, if my life was on the line and I had to make a phone call,
and one person would pick up, I would pick you, bro.
To pick up on the first, uh, the first call?
Yes, bro. Because, like, I wouldn't do my mom, but then my mom goes to sleep at, like, 8, bro.
I feel like you'd be up late. You know what I mean?
I don't know.
Joe, draft, sorry. Draft is in 20 minutes, okay?
Are you ready? Are you locked? Are you loaded?
We're just making sure you're in the server
All right great, I'm just getting the head counted all the captain so that's called everybody, but I'll see you in 20 minutes
Okay
Joe is so he's so reliable. He's so tough. Let's call it a day now chat. Let's call it a day
German dialed I believe German ring
Yeah, that's German. That's German. Chad, it's different because London has one, too.
It's like... like England has its own ring, bro. Like what I call Ginge. Sweden has one.
uh...
okay
uh...
who just got to sit on
on a how are you doing bro
on a we're just getting a little bit of a headcount make sure that he's ready
the track is in twenty six minutes are you ready to go in twenty six minutes
in the discord server
i'm ready to go right now bro whenever you need me i'll be here bro
Okay, you're one of the captains, bro.
So, yep, just lock in, man.
Yeah, also, you have an NA account, right?
Yeah, yeah, I want it right now, I want it right now.
Beautiful, ONA, you're goaded, bro.
All right, see you in 20 minutes, man.
You're goaded, bro.
All right, see you soon, bro, see you soon, see you soon.
He's so cute, bro.
Like, he's so fucking cute.
He's so fucking cute.
Okay, now we're gonna call Rondale Dingle.
Chad, it's going well.
It's going well, but turn around.
Hey, Ron, how's it going?
I'm going good, bro.
I just found out that triple T's in the fucking IAM job.
Tongue-tongue?
Who the fuck is this dude?
Who the fuck is this guy?
Ron.
Who the fuck is dying this?
Ron, just wanted to make sure you're in the captain
server in the Discord call.
You're going to be one of the captains today.
Make sure you turn.
What time is the draft?
It's 25 minutes, 25 minutes.
You wanna play a game of Fortnite with Triple T?
I might, I might play a game, but I might warm up on Battlefront though so I don't get
shit on it.
The Triple T's in the item shop.
Yeah, but I'm not a big tongue tongue guy.
I don't know, I'm more of a, um...
This is so fucking weird, right?
Alright, Rad, I'll see you in 25 minutes, okay?
Alright, peace.
Triple T is important.
Alright, let's call Lacey.
Oh, I see.
Superman's got nothing on me.
Your call has been forwarded to Grice Man.
Found it again?
Yo, GX!
Lil Lay, what is up, bro?
What's up, Lil Hayden, man?
Just wanted to stop in, bro.
In 24 minutes, there's gonna be the draft.
You have been elected as one of the captains, bro,
So you're going to be drafted your own team.
Just make sure you join the Discord server.
Yes.
JC, JC, I'm the captain.
Yes.
Yes, bro.
You are a captain, bro.
And you're going to be drafted a team.
Now.
Oh, well.
What pick do I have?
We're going to do the power rankings momentarily,
probably with the captains.
Can you tell me the other captains
so I can adjust my skill level?
Jakesy, Joe Bart, OniPixel, Ron, Lacey, Agent, Jason, the Ween, Mura.
Okay, so I have first pitch.
Are you better or worse than me?
I played Valerie, you made me choice.
How much hours do you have on CS?
Uh, whatever the last jellybilly game was.
That was the first time you ever played CS?
Yes.
Well, the night before.
Okay, you might actually be worse than me then.
Okay, we'll figure it out.
Yeah bro, okay, join the Discord server
and then join the captain call in 23 minutes, all right?
Okay, got it.
All right, bro, see you soon.
WRC man.
Next up we got agent.
Next up we got agent.
We will reconvene with him shortly.
He should be good yo
Yo agent what it's good bro. Just want to let you know the draft is in 22 minutes
And you have been elected as a captain
Chipsy Joe bar only pixel Ron Lacey agent Jason the ween mood up those are all
What happens?
Well, I'm the worst captain by a full worker.
How many hours do you have on Valorant?
I've played a bunch of season 1, season 2, and I'm played in.
Yes.
Yes.
OK, we'll figure it out, bro.
We'll figure it out.
You might be me, or it might be you,
but it's probably going to be you, or Lacey.
I think Lacey said he's played one time.
But bro, just make sure you join the discussion.
Lacey said that about every game.
Lacey said that about every game.
OK.
And except for 4-9, he said I played it one time.
He had just lied in front.
Okay, you're probably right, bro.
We're gonna have to get to the bottom of this with chat,
I believe.
Okay, so, yes, in 21 minutes, just join the captain's call
and you'll be able to draft in there, okay?
All right, here's your book.
Next up, we got JTW, Jason the leaner.
Down and out and out and out.
Down and out and out and out.
Jason, Jason, what is up, bro?
Just wanted to step in here and say 20 minutes, bro.
We got 20 minutes till the draft.
You have been elected as one of the captains.
So basically, all you got to do is just join the Discord
server and then join that captain's call in 20 minutes,
and you're going to be drafting a team.
Because of your valor and skill,
you're probably going to have the second to last pick.
Oh, wait, wait.
Can I say something?
Yes, sir.
Ron is better than me.
Nice.
Really?
OK.
Everybody say okay everybody. I'm calling is saying they're better or worse. Okay. I understand. Okay
We'll get to the bottom of it Jason. We will get to the bottom of it, bro. And yes, I'll see you in 20 minutes, bro
Sweet this is going smooth. Wait. All right. This is check this is good. Everybody picked up. Everybody's down. Everybody's on time
Let's call mood. I already know like the mood is just on but I was gonna call them anyways
Wow, this is going smooth. It's going smooth, Jack. This is going smooth. No, smooth.
Oh my god, y'all look good on top.
Muda, what is that, bro? I just want to let you know the draft is in 20 minutes and you have been elected as one of the captains.
Now, I will say this, this is just double-edged sword. Yay, you're a captain, you get to draft your team,
but you are the best captain, which means you're going to have the last pick every round. How do you feel?
The last pick, what the fuck?
So basically you're going to have the dead last pick in every round.
What the fuck?
Muda, it's the only way we can balance it bro.
Do I need to get to have two picks?
Let's just decide.
No.
So how it works is.
What?
Muda you hit radiant one bro. Take it up with like you hit radiant one. I don't know what to tell you bro
Yes, bro, yes, yes
So we're gonna figure it out what we're gonna do is we're gonna get all the captains at a call
And we're gonna figure out what the fairest order is for the draft
All right, bro a good luck, bro. Yes, 19 minutes, bro. I'll see you in 19 minutes.
Yeah, not gonna answer that one. All right, I'm gonna go
Tinkle? I think we're good to go, bro.
Uh...
And then I'm gonna warm up, bro. I'm gonna warm up.
I'm gonna go tinkle, and then we're gonna warm up.
Guys, 18 minutes until the greatest battle and tournament ever is being hosted.
Everything's looking good. The captain's already in the role. Let's fucking go!
Okay.
Y'all know, y'all know, y'all know?
All right, Chad, it's time to warm up, man.
Hey, will I finally get a tournament win?
Will I finally win a tournament?
I don't know, but we're gonna find out.
Let's hit a motherfucking Swift blood.
Time to warm up.
Hey, we've been on CS a lot, bro.
Look, bro, it's time to get a big warm up in right here
right now for this battle of a tournament.
I'm gonna be the captain of the team, bro.
That means I am going to be responsible
for leading my team into the battlefield.
Match found.
Like I am gonna be responsible
for leading my team into the battlefield.
I can't fuck this shit up.
I can't fuck this shit up, bro.
Cool, let's go.
See, but should I even be playing Jet?
Cause I'm not gonna be playing Jet in the tournament.
One of my first sound pick is,
is gonna probably be on Jet.
I ain't gonna lie.
But I can play Jetter like Phoenix.
You know what I'm saying?
Have you ever woke up with diarrhea and I don't mean like woke up and had diarrhea.
I mean woke up in the middle of the night because of diarrhea.
Type a yes to the chat if you have.
Type a yes to the chat if you have.
Yes.
Every day.
every day. Lock in bro. Lock in 40 streamer Valorant tournament. Focus. Concentrate. Lock
in. Let's go. This is my warmup for the tournament. Now remember I'm the captain of a tune bro.
I need to be in their frags. I need to be in their shitting on people
Hello, everybody. Hope everybody's having a good day. Oh, hello everybody. Hope I was having a good day
Yeah, I'm giving out one of my blind y'all. So sorry, huh?
You're doing what?
probably get a lot of changey what did you say no bro you sound exactly like
jinxie ah dude I hate jim see bro I can't stand up why bro please don't
I hate him
Now I'm dope I'm dope guys, I don't know if this is the route guys
I
Shot her 20 times
Why did it take forever to die?
I'm actually good out there. It's actually bro. No
Bro chatting actually and good out there now
Guys
Now we'll walk
That Viper really needs to die.
Dude, I think we do a different route, eh?
What are you feeling?
I'm feeling it.
What's like?
Yo, yo, grab Bucky.
Yo, grab Bucky.
Follow me, alright?
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Ah-ha!
Grab the Bucky and follow me, okay?
We're going through behind.
What is the Bucky?
Oh, this is...
Oh my gosh.
oh my god run it down run it down
yo drinksy I'm a big fan
yeah I go appreciate you
enemies close it's near
follow me follow me follow me
neon's there neon's there
what is this strat bro
I can't see
what is this strat I'm getting flash
get back to the strat
bro
never I'm never listening
standing you told me to bring a shotgun and then run to a long hallway come on
I mean am I speaking am I speaking I got you I can see what we're doing
what's the point bro look bro we got a lock in with like handles or something
get vandals and get chowdy
alright bro i don't know about mid though
hmmmm
let's just go mid let's get vandals and let's just shit on them bro
wait so we're planting okay we're gonna go to mid and then we're gonna cut to be
we're not gonna go to agh
nobody's gonna be here
we're gonna go to mid and we're gonna cut to be okay
no we're still
no stop
I'm going.
Yeah.
I'm going.
I'm going.
Die, you mean the gun.
One down.
Push B. Push B. Push B.
All right, what's the wrong way?
Ah.
I know where I'm going.
Get in there, soldiers.
My soldiers, rage.
Get in there.
Oh, my god, I used K to talk.
Get in there.
Plant, plant, plant, plant, plant, plant, plant,
plant, plant, plant, plant, plant, the bomb.
Now hold.
Now hold.
Now hold.
I
Misread the situation that was on me last round before the switch. Ah, don't make it harder on yourself spend that money
Here
Wait, wait, how do you weapon inspect in Valorant again, I forgot.
Oh, why?
Let's crack them open.
Pressure on the top.
That is so tough.
I
My bad stage
One dollar
I think we plan to be here. I think we plan to be here.
80 back to site. Nice.
I will not let you die no matter what.
You're juicy and much over.
Shoot.
Oh, okay.
Don't die.
No charges left.
I need help! I need help!
I
Think so you got to clutch up
I
Enemy remain right no charge is
Guys
That's what I like to see guys
Guys seriously proud of yourself literally literally clap right now everybody clap literally clap
exactly now we come back let's go how do they do that with push dog your chat
how did he clap with push it off how did he clap with push dog so understand
how do they do that you have a question how did you clap without using push to
talk I use my elbow all V yeah yeah yeah I'm not flash and I'm deep right
Yeah, I don't know about your flashes, bro. You end up flashing me a lot. I trust you
All right, you're I want to see you flash them get a serious
Go girl. All right
Guys, I'm getting ready
I'm bald
What's all the other remaining what's in here remember a name all you have to do is make
sure she doesn't plan you don't have to kill her just make sure she's in plan don't fight
her just let her fight you one of you guys should know where he is you know where he
Right there, yep, right there.
He's probably gonna be like pre-aiming you,
because there's nowhere else for you to be, so keep that in mind.
Dare I say he rotated?
Dare I say he rotated?
I'm tracing you.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna start slow walking right...
No, you're good.
You're gonna get a...
30 seconds left.
I'm gonna start slow walking right now.
Go to B.
I will not let you die, trust me!
I think he died, I love you.
No, no, chill, chill. That's what Mike wants you to think.
He's B, he's B.
No, he's A, he's A, he's A, go to A.
He's B, B, B, B, B, B, B, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
He's gonna be he's gonna be behind this thing behind this thing he's gonna be like close left trust me close left
Sorry in those scenarios I'm just trying to give you a guest call out so you feel confident
But I want to sound confident this place is nice. Dude. I'm like, bro
I knew he was gonna go B. I fucking knew it
Yeah, I knew he was gonna go B chat. I knew he was gonna go
Alright guys, let's come back
Come back guys one for you
Fair warning, I'm gonna make the play here
You're really new over there.
I should have killed two, but I'm the unluckiest human being in video games.
I literally put eight bullets into his nose and he didn't die.
There's a 97% chance of planting me. 97%.
if you win this, I'll give you $1,000.
Anyone else?
One enemy remaining.
Spike planted.
Cutting through.
Yo bro, you out this.
new for you
No
Attackers win. Have a good day guys
Did that actually just happen he did it he was gonna clutch he was gonna clutch
All right chat it's turn of the time. It's turn of the time. Focus. I was gonna give
him a thousand dollars paypal. It's turn of the time. Focus, focus, focus, focus, focus.
All right. Discord server. High buys. Let's go. Meet me in there with the captain's
I don't you're playing today, baby
China to get a out of the Advil for my headache
I just took ad build from my headache bro, how about that helps?
It's time, it's tournament time, focus, concentrate, let's go.
Focus, concentrate, let's go.
I need to draft the greatest team that has ever been assembled in the history of life, ever it's going to be like the 97 bowls, the 2016 Golden State Warriors, and then Jinxie's, uh, Jinxie's Valentine team, and then like 2000 and.
I thought I saw your face today, but I just turned my head away.
Hi guys, what's up, bro? Are you good?
Am I in there? Oh my god, the captains are ready. Yo. Yo, hi from mine. What's up, bro?
Yo. Mudo, what's good? What's good?
Hey dude. Hey dude. What's goodie in the hoodie?
Okay, let me give you an update on the captains because you did call the captains.
Onee said he was ready like ready to go and that he was in the discord. Um, he is not in the discord
I have six captains right now currently
Yeah, Joe
Yeah, Joe, what's up, man, how you doing bro, but I'll turn off your fucking can your ugly
Oh, Joe, we're good, but you know how this goes we're gonna be late you're gonna be early, bro
Yeah. Yeah. She's got proactive Joe is. She's got proactive. He is like that's the
show I'm talking about. But what? Wait, let's just let's just get to it one round.
Why don't we just one V one right now, bro? I don't got time for that.
Yeah. No, let's hold up the entire tournament. No, one V one. Yeah. Is there a single thought
behind that nose? Seriously, brother, brother, you want to hold up the entire tournament
So you guys 1v1?
No one here, it's just us.
Yeah, I know.
They're going to come.
Probably not.
I feel like, I'm not going to lie,
but I think it is too nice, bro.
Like, these guys always join late and shit, like, genuinely.
Well, well, well, well, well.
If it isn't my favorite Indian.
Hi, Ron.
Not Indian, so I don't know.
Ron, Dale, Dingo.
Yo, Ron, word on the script is you're
pretty good at battering, bro.
That's the word on the script, bro.
I just fucking got seven in the practice range.
I couldn't even kill any of them.
All right, sir.
Wait, Ron, what's the highest rank
you've ever hit in your entire life in battle
and on your mother's life?
Don't lie.
Not your own.
On my soul?
On my soul?
Is Muda actually using a filter right now?
I'm dead ass.
That's literally the snows.
Continue, huh?
I got some drinks, hold up.
I don't like-
No exaggeration.
Is that actually?
No, no, it's just the snows.
No, that's actually the snows.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It isn't the man if it's the myth if it's the fucking
Can't talk to you bro me and Ron may Kanye yesterday. Oh, yeah
Guys met yay yesterday, what does that even mean Jason ruined every opportunity by asking him for a photo, bro
We're having a no you're first of all
Your ass is like, uh
I said don't
You're like hitting the camera with your mood up back up you're gonna
Love me. Yo, this is beautiful, bro. Yo, yo, yo, I can't be a captain game wait mood as a captain
Yes, but only only only only
Explain we have a great way of balancing this we agent. What do you mean? You can't be a cat?
No, you're not bro listen
Enough with the pretzels
I have to pee really bad so next week
Run we got run. Can I like see your abs, bro?
Yeah, I don't know why I said that actually
I'm not revealing it just yet. I'm waiting a little bit. Oh, yeah, didn't you do like a Twitter thing where like you owe your community a hundred thousand dollars or something?
The main reason the main reason agent you know about this because you lost weight
You know I'm saying you did this the main reason
and I didn't end up showing my abs last year
when I made my commitment is because Drake ended up showing
his abs and they all made fun of him saying,
oh, he's BBL abs, et cetera.
So it made me not want to show mine.
And then that resulted in me gaining my weight back.
Also, Lacey too, bro, Lacey,
what's going on with the weight loss journey, bro?
Because again, I saw the clip at Iowa, bro.
Do you have nine things?
That's it.
I think you're mudded right now.
Oh wait, hold up, can you hear me?
Little red-eraging coming.
Wait, so what is red-er?
Can somebody explain, what is red-er?
What is that?
It's basically like steroids.
It's like, yo, if steroids are right here,
like red-er's like right here.
Okay.
How the fuck would you know?
You're not even fat.
I know, bro, I know.
Wait, are you on red-er?
Are you on red-er agent?
Yeah, red-er and still fat, yeah dude.
No, nigga, I don't like to get
You can make you depressed bro, so I don't want touch none of those
Let's just ask Bernard, let's get to the bottom. I'm gonna jigsie. Yo, what's up, man? I saw a clip of you trying to spell my name as a captain
What was up with that?
Jesus.
Yo.
All right, let me call Bernardo.
Mood up.
Bernardo, what is the positives and negatives of Reda?
R-E-T-A.
Lacey's up.
Can y'all hear me?
Hey, no problem.
Let's break it down honestly.
On the positive side, Reda's got a natural charm,
comedic timing, and that warm relatable.
No, R-E-T-A, not Rita.
God damn it.
Yo, R-E-T-A, like Reda, Reda.
like the weight loss, the weight loss.
It's your shit, dude.
Oh, got it. Weight loss medication, RETSA.
So on the plus side, it may help with appetite control
and assist folks on a weight loss journey.
I don't, yeah, I don't get it.
All it does is lower your...
Things like gastrointestinal issues
or potential interactions with other meds.
It's definitely something to use under medical guidance.
You say potential interactions with other men?
What does it even give?
All it does is make you not hungry.
That's literally all it does.
What are you doing, man?
No, bro.
Lacey, just eat.
Lacey, just don't eat.
Bro, I'm eating is one of the
pleasure in your life.
You have to eat.
That's like, you have to eat.
You have to stop smelling shit.
Like what?
Lacey, about every time before you are on Reddit, if there's food in front of you,
you would eat it.
So Reddit will help you.
Yo, am I last cast?
Ah, three, six, seven.
Yes, you are.
Wow, Joe.
Wow.
Wow, Joe.
I was mid-ranked game.
Okay.
So guys, we need to.
What's the rank right now or peak right now?
I want to let you guys know the rank one right now.
And it's flat.
Moodle, you win trade.
Moodle win trade, by the way, just so you guys know.
Okay, so basically we as a choir,
we as a committee have to be unbiased.
Remember, this is unbiased.
When you do come together as a group
and decide who is the most skilled
and the skilled in this group in order,
That way the draft can be fire for all.
I would trade.
I would trade.
I would trade.
I would trade it so I should be the first captain.
So Muda's gonna have the last pick
because Muda is hit, hit, raise.
I think Jirga gets first pick.
Muda gets last pick.
I don't know Jixie, I was worse than this thing, bro.
I'm worse than him.
I feel like in CS, Agent was slightly better than me
in CS, but slightly.
For the best players,
The best players is Muda, then Ron, and then me.
I think in this call.
Wait, so, Jason's saying.
God, this motherfucker's trying to hustle again.
I think Jason got second to last.
I think Jason got second to last.
Yeah, no.
And Jason, you're out of the covering.
Listen.
No.
Jason's saying he's worse than Ron.
Ron's saying he's worse than Jason.
I picked a send-in three, but I hit a mortal.
But I hit a mortal before a send-in was a thing.
You're immortal?
No, but I hit it before a send-in.
But I never hit a mortal.
I never hit a model
My skills, yes, I'm pretty fucking crack-ball because I come from CS right so it goes one
Yeah, but we're you third pick in the CS
It's like a pro case opener
Yes, yes, what's your skills brown?
What's like what do you in terms of what in Valorant like or CS or how it
Yeah, I'm right. What's your level?
No, no, no Lacey don't do that
If you're on right, I love me. Lacey's never had a right. You mean to tell me that
Okay, you're on right
This game I'm on right. Yes
Yeah, well you're laughing
Like, have you ever had a rank in this game?
Oof.
Age is a good job, but I don't know what else.
There's no fucking cases, bro.
He doesn't play the game.
Yeah.
Raise your hand if you've ever been ranked in battle.
That leaves literally me and Lacey.
Okay, so.
No, Lacey got placed iron, I think.
Wait, yeah, wait.
I'm level five.
No, wait.
I swear we played ranked before.
I don't think we have.
So it looks like me and Lacey are probably the worst players, bro, because we're not like not how that works, bro
That's not how that works gay
And getting back to back because you get the eighth and I think also the first pick
Your it's predicted that you're probably gonna go like 30 and three in these games. Yeah, most likely most likely
likely. Muda literally. We have like four like weights tied to your
ankle. I'm gonna be honest. Muda, Muda should have his first round
picked Rob to him bro. He did actually starting to sit around.
I'm actually, I'm actually, this is one second, one second. We
all pick and Muda gets the rest. You know what I mean?
Now it's okay.
That's not a bad idea!
That's not even bad!
Yo yo yo! I didn't even think he could still play with that team!
Wait, that's not a bad idea, O'Neil! Jesus!
That's a good idea!
What do you think? What do you think?
Just destroy the team!
Good shots!
Okay, um, alright, so, okay. Me and Lacey haven't been ranked.
Look, I'm not really good on mouse.
I'm good on controller. This is a mouse game. I'm not good at battle. You can plug in a controller.
I'm not going to do that. Lacey, I'll give you the courtesy of first pick if I get a second pick.
What? You're going to give Lacey a second pick.
Is Lacey better than me?
No, no. Lacey is definitely better than you.
Lacey is better than you for sure.
Lacey is better than me.
I'm so shit. I get the first pick.
I'm so shit.
No, I get the first pick.
Please bro bro. Lacey is a try hard game. Now aside from that it's not in that video
I mean we're I don't know what happened. I'll be honest
I want to bring it up, but it's fine point is he's really good on mouse and keys
So this is your first time really doing you don't play mouse and keys. You're gonna be
Lacey agent me own a Jason Ron
What the hell no.
What the hell is this?
I might as well have to play, bro.
Jason has 10 cows in this game, bro.
Wait!
I didn't play this in competitive.
I didn't play this in competitive.
To be fair, Jason has 10,000 hours of calling people mommy and meowing people.
Hey, everybody.
Hey, Joe, listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
Joe, Joe, everyone type in Jason Ween versus Stabler and Auto Valorant.
one and see how Ron fries me just watch it's gonna go that was I did play Ron and see
acid of ronbie brownie was very good yes hold wrong but I wish it was three days
ago I don't think it's fair for like Ron to get a pick and then mood I get to pick
Like right after like I actually I'm not even trolling when I say this I think we
should just pick everyone and then Muda gets the last four since he's literally
ready
No, no, no, no.
We're not going to vote.
We don't have to vote.
That's fair though, but that's actually fair.
Like this guy's right top.
No, no, no, no.
He told me he's number one right in A and number one right in Europe.
That's what he said, game.
That is very fair.
That is very fair.
Valorant!
Valorant just typed.
That works in the chat.
They let the official down. So if you're cooked, that's what we're doing, bro. You're not getting picks, bro. Yeah
How is that there?
That is horrible
Dude, I don't know what other things go listen. I genuinely think is it is there money in this? Yes? Yes
I'm gonna be always give me how many dollars how many dollars probably like
250 to each winner 250 subs
I think we just burn your team to the floor because you're right. I like this idea. I like this idea
How much better is Muda than Ron actually? No
I want you on I want you on Ron two months ago and the school is ten to seven
You're ready yo one beat one is different then you have abilities
Well, I mean I mean Viper
And then he just fucking shit on you. It's the cringiest place out ever
Bro, don't let him trap anybody. Fuck his team. Fuck his team
I think the fairest thing is okay, fuck's sake. But I should be able to pick at least people bro. That's so unfair
I should pick. No, no. Bro, there is like nine people in front of me, bro
I get the crumbs of the crumbs already. No, you don't. Okay, wait, how about this?
What? You're taking the crumbs too?
We go we go us seven gets
First pick second pitch and then you get two second picks wait hold on jimsy down into the chat
Yes, yo, I'm bandy gang. I said nigga by accident bro
So guys let's just get the draft going mood up I think you're gonna have to be kind of
That's not fair. That's not fair. That's not fair. That's not fair.
No, that's not fair.
I do it in two reasons.
I think what I said not makes sense.
Okay, first of all, Mr. Philosopher,
you're getting picks in my scenario.
You just get two second picks.
Instead of we go first pick, skip you,
second pick.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me continue.
Who am I to get? Sit down!
But it's not like they're playing this game once in their life.
What the fuck is that?
Let me put it like this.
When we did CS, but she had like the worst team ever,
and she did a parry.
Yeah.
Jinxy, Jinxy, who's the best Rockin' League player
all time, bro?
Zen, you know that.
OK, imagine Muda is Zen in a situation.
What did you give him a first round pick?
Jinxy, Jinxy, Jinxy, didn't she not host a Rockin' League
tournament?
And didn't you have the best of the best players
in that tournament?
You are so right.
But there's a big steep drop off from you in second best.
No, it's not.
How is it, how is it there, bro?
100% of his face.
Muda, I think the,
bro, Muda, valor inside of it works, bro.
So you are not getting a pick.
You are getting these last four players.
It's locked.
Are we ready to draft?
I'm not even kidding, I'm not kidding.
You have a list of the players,
because I have mine.
Do we have a Google Doc that everybody can look at?
Oh yeah, I need that.
I need that, I need that.
It's in draft, it's in draft.
It's in draft, great work.
I know it doesn't look any better.
I have a better idea.
Why don't I get first pick, but then everyone else
You are getting the crumbs of this scenario
So I might as well just get up take my fucking pants
Well, how else am I supposed to do anything?
How is that?
It's not even fair.
You're ready to carry the team, bro.
Okay, go, go, go, go.
Oh my god!
Yo, what is this fire?
Oh my god!
Hey listen, listen, listen!
Hey, you're crazy, JC, you're crazy!
Okay, so basically, here's the
half of the people.
Yes, yes, it's funny Danny.
It's like kind of like a slot machine, bro.
How do I tell you?
I've got a text that still keeps
still asleep.
You know that.
This is good line of.
I don't do some research.
I just see like eight rainbow
players.
Please, please, please.
the order say the order so the draft order is going to be simple it is Jinxie
then Lacey then I'm 100 ping by the legend call okay Jinxie then Lacey then
agents and then um Jinxie Lacey agent and then bonnet bonnet and no no sorry
Joe Bar and then Joe Bar. What?
Wait, wait, can you read?
Jinxie, Lacey.
Agent Joe, right?
OK, Jinxie, Lacey, Agent Joe.
Oh, OK.
OK. Oh, my fucking God.
My airwad has been at the court for 30 minutes.
No, oh, OK, son.
Fuck, hold on. Wait.
He just yelled in my ear and then.
Oh, OK.
Then.
Are you retarded?
Are you retarded?
Are you retarded?
Are you retarded?
Are you retarded bro?
I can't understand anything about this.
Hey, you can get combat, too.
So, we got Jinxie with the first pick.
Lacey with the second pick.
And then after that, we have...
Agent?
Joe or Agent? Who's better?
Wait Joe, what's your feedback?
I would give all of you an agent the pick over me.
over me. Okay, so JC, Lacey, Agent, then Joe, then Honepixel. And then all we have
left is Ron, Jason, Muda. So, oh, bro, then it would be, then it would be Jason, then
Ron, then Muda in that order, in that exact order. Okay. Okay, so Muda doesn't back.
Remember, Muda doesn't back. If there's any way that I could see like the rank of
some of these people, like, I don't know, like, I don't know, Alicia, baby, there.
I'll tell you I'll tell you a little bit about ego, dude. Joe. I need to know
Yes, you did us you did us have Jason picking before me you did us have that
You're going to get that.
Ron, you're going to get that.
You're going to get that.
What do you want to say?
Jixi, Jixi, Jixi, Jixi, Jixi.
It's both.
Yo, also, I will say with somebody like Tinney in the tournament,
I think Muda should get picked.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
It's so unfair.
Because you're going to pick like Tinney first, Jixi.
And then that's already like someone has to Muda in like a team-based setting.
Like, you see, I don't think you understand.
Well, okay, yes, I'm dead.
Joe, you're right.
Joe, you're right.
Thank you, bro.
the pick bro stop crying okay look at you trying to be fair and shit okay are
we ready y'all are we ready you guys got Joe's philosopher oh intense track music
wait hold up can I do we have like a minute to pick yeah yeah I can't take
you see this main screen bro I can't think this is it's me you can ask me
about the players okay are you guys ready all right wait who should I pick
first. Hold on one second. Let me talk to Chad. Chad, where should I pick first? Who
should I pick first, Chad? Timmy? Why Timmy? Chad, why Timmy? Okay, everybody's
saying Timmy. Everybody's saying Timmy. Yo, with the first pick in the 2026
Battle and Draft, I am going to be selecting its Timmy. Wow.
I'm trying to win. I'm trying to win, bro.
I'm actually using first pick, bro.
Lacey?
Yeah, um, wait, I have time on the clock here?
Yeah, you have time on the clock.
Now, some of these people I don't even know, but high-vives knows, okay?
So just ask us. We know all of these people, a little bit of a backer.
Yeah, but you're gonna lie to me.
Or just ask Muda.
Or ask Muda. I'm not gonna lie.
We're a fair tournament host, bro.
What do you think here, Chad?
Fair tournament host.
Ron, do you want to choose for you?
Okay.
Ron, did you get sketched?
Oh, yeah.
That's not a bad shout.
Who is Trick?
Trick is, okay, interesting question.
Trick is a professional
geometry bass player.
I don't know if he's good.
I see it.
I think it's only set he's new I don't know if my chat's trolling me or not pro jump to that player
Take your time laces. Take your time bro. Take your time. Okay. Um, what is Guapo skill level in Valorant?
Are you asking us Guapo?
Uh, yes
I lost. I like wait he's ascended. He was radium
He was radium. Ah, I get no kills today
with my second pick, I'm going to go with Guapo.
You mean first pick?
Well, with the second pick, I mean.
Okay.
Agent, who is your pick?
Wait, who did play second pick?
Guapo, A2 Guapo, A2 Guapo.
Who is your pick, Agent?
Who is your pick?
Third pick.
See you later, baby, let's go.
Hold on, hold on, mulling it over,
mulling it over, I gotta be lost.
Agent, do you want to pick for your agent?
What'd you say?
Who is your pick?
Agent if you want to pick well case on case on pretty good, bro
Case on is cracked. Wait, what are you doing at this case on?
Case on down at the game 20 minutes ago. He's never played
He downloaded the game but case on like case on has experience on game stuff
That's not a horrible first overall pick agent
That is you trying to set me up man. Okay, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, don't do that, bro
Oh, come on, come on, you got this, bro.
I know, I know, I'm not getting the NBA draft sound for me.
Wait, okay.
So, Jack, that means Timmy was pro in Apex
and he's like a God at Valorant, holding motion.
Did you say long nose?
There's a name in that list though that cut.
I feel like you're gonna pick for some reason.
I don't know why.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Hold on, hold on, what's that, what's that,
I really don't want to say it.
Okay, agent, who's the champ, bro?
Yeah
Well, uh Joe at the end of the day man all good things take time and with my first pick in the draft
I'm gonna be taking Kai day
Okay, okay
Okay, okay, Joe about for a girl question here
Is that did Tfue ever ranked play Val? Okay? Tfue told me and Joe
Joe, I'm being honest on my mother's life.
Tifu said the last time he played Battlehunt was four years ago.
So I would not go with Tifu first round.
But he is Tifu, he's good at everything.
I just played with him.
I was just blazing how Tifu's good at everything.
He's good at literally everything.
Listen, I just played with him 30 minutes ago.
We warmed up a little bit.
He was out front with everyone.
I'm not even joking.
He's playing Jett, main Jett.
Wait, you're not lying to me.
I'm
No
He said he had a prior obligation. He can't be until now. Oh, they just made that all up
Only what I play with him. I did play with him. What do you mean?
He said he had a prior obligation, okay, okay, no, but yeah, we played with you. That's the play with only
Yeah, he was good at just life Joe, so that's one of those he's one of those people like people just good at life
Pop it out, Ron. Ron, you're so fucking ugly, bro.
I'm not gonna lie. You literally have a nose break.
You're my big... Yo, I feel like I might throw if I do this,
but I was just saying how much of a gamer Tifu is.
I don't think it's a bad challenge.
Stand on that, Joe. Stand on it.
I'm going to go squishy. Squishy.
OK, that's a great thing.
Squishy's also good at every game he plays.
Wrong, wrong.
I knew Squishy was face at ranked 10
and he was best player on CS.
So I think it's like oh my god. Yeah, squishes. Oh, no
Uh, I'll pick my boy set up. Oh brother. You want to set up?
Wait, oh, what is that? That's valorant, right? Bro. I'm like I have nobody
He's correct. It's oh, we've had four picks. Yeah, but these are like the greatest picks
Yo, what's next?
I picked Sapnav.
Oh, it's Lujo Pixie.
Jason, you're up.
The right round is where it gets tough, bro.
I got a pick.
I want to pick Lydia.
I want to pick Lydia.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, bro.
Wait, what is her rank?
What is her rank?
Have fun.
It's over.
It's over.
I think she's...
Wait, is Lydia the 100th player?
I'm getting first rounded, bro.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Valorant.
Hey, who's doing that?
Wait.
Okay, Ron Bale.
Dingle on the clock.
She's a pro fucking player!
She plays bro!
Bro, she's a pro player and you were saying Muda shouldn't have any pain.
No, no, no, no.
They think that's animals.
She's like, uh, Chad, who?
WSL, like WESL.
W-E-Sport.
Brother, you're just using acronyms that I don't know.
throw me a bone here the female pro
like female pro league in battle like
if you were in a live edition
if you were in a live edition
who would you pick right now
are you a team captain or
Ron I'm just curious
I'm just curious
I know some good people here
I know sleepers
could play for the vibes
play for the vibes
yo come on come on come on
I'm not gonna lie bro. Remember there is like 5k on this. Really? I think he's good bro. I don't think he's that bad and he's a good friend. I'm gonna pick YBG. I'm gonna pick YBG.
Oh my god bro. I should be able to pick YBG because I brought it into this tournament. I should be able to pick him. Hey Muda. Do you need tissues or something? You've been crying since you've been playing. Muda who's the next pick bro? Go.
Okay, who is Trick by-
MISTER SAVAGE! MISTER SAVAGE! MISTER SAVAGE!
We've already been over this.
Who is Trick?
Trick is a Geometry Dash pro player. He's new to Valorant, I think.
Let me make sure. Let me like triple check.
Let me triple check.
Is it Trick FBS or is it Trick?
Trick GMDs. Geometry Dash. Geometry Dash.
Fuck no. Fuck no.
Zoic, text me on Twitter real quick, Zoic.
He said-
M40 pick. Loppa was picked.
Alright, Mooda's first pick is-
Cho-cho-cho-cho-cho. Let me put some thought into this.
thought into this. Let me put some thought into this. It's very important. Now there's
some of my Siege friends up there so you can ask me about them. Like a lot of people
play Siege. Okay, uh, is SPOIT in here? No, SPOIT can't make it. Uh, flight, flight,
flight, flight. Come on. Everyone had time. Yeah, but you were a fucking radiant, bro.
I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna go with, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my God, whoa, we, okay.
We got a problem.
Shryck has peaked at a mortal.
He's not good.
Is that insane?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It might not be first round pick, but it is very epic.
Okay, but would that change the order of the draft?
Is all that matters?
Would that change order of the draft?
No.
Okay, we need to know.
No trick. No, no, no. No, Zoink would not lie. Trick peeked at a mortal. He's ascending right. I heard case on. It's pretty good
Game 20 minutes ago. Are you sure trick is actually immortal?
They're saying he peaked the mortal and he's ascending three right now is what Zoink said
Okay, let me talk to my child give me 30 seconds 30 seconds
bro
Dude, it's something about his nose, bro. It's just like I
I don't know. He's just inside the camera 20 yo, I'm locked in on the track track track
right now.
Right.
Second pick yo chat fucking focus. Here's the list. All right, VRB chat focus, bro.
Mr. Savage is I'm pretty sure just good at everything.
Uh, Mr. Savage is first off for night, bro, apparently good at every game he plays and
some. Mr. Savage I think could be the best pick in the second round. Ambi. Pretty sure Ambi's like
really good at Valorant too. I think Ambi texted me on Twitter. Let me text Ambi.
Okay. Tifu said pick me at the end. I need the Timmy Carey as well. Ambi, wait, wait. Okay.
Okay, Ambi said he peaked Radiant in 2023.
He's immortal now, it's that fun.
Wait, chat, Ambi hit Radiant and now he's immortal?
Should I get Ambi?
All right, it was on seven PL.
Oh, get tripped.
Hey, hey, buddy, we're in different time zones.
Yeah, that'd be Tetherclaw.
Guys, Stompin' said he has played the game three times.
Checks, should I get Ambi?
Should I get Ambi?
I mean, I have to get like
Yo, you got yo mood up question if somebody peeps radiant in 2023, but they're immortal now
I'm gonna trick. I'm gonna trick. I'm gonna try. Oh, I'm gonna trick. I'm gonna trick. I'm gonna go yo yo yo yo
Yeah, I like trick. I like trick. I'll take trick. I'll take trick. I'll take trick
Are you already?
I think you don't know we know you picture it we can see it on the board
You're mood up if it is ampy. Okay. I don't know. Sorry. Sorry if somebody hit
Radiance three years ago, and they're immortal now. How like how much of a drop-off is that that's not a big job?
That's like saying that's like saying
Somebody somebody a championship in the right now
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's a Russell Westbrook.
That's like saying someone beat Diamond back then
before champ was a thing and then is now Emerald.
Okay, I'm gonna get Amby.
I'm gonna get Amby, I'm gonna get Amby, I'm gonna get Amby.
I'm gonna get Amby.
He has Timmy and Amby, y'all like.
Jinxie, I will say we haven't heard from Amby.
We haven't heard from Amby so you have to call him.
That was pretty good.
That was pretty good.
Are you free?
Wait, hold up.
Wait, oh my God, you're right.
I hope we can call my boss.
Oh my God.
Cause Andy was
Who did you?
Oh, who did you?
Wait, who are you texting?
You see if they're they're available.
And I'm gonna be, I just gotta make sure maybe you don't draft for a sec.
Let me see.
Oh, oh, he's a pro siege player.
He might go to practice or he was able last week, but I don't know
about this week.
Hmm.
I might have to do another pick.
I can get I can get wait if he's not there I can get trainwrecks you want okay okay good good good good good good good okay um
what's about ambe if he doesn't reply this is something yes if it doesn't reply okay wait what about um
Wait, what about Mr. Savage, bro?
Mr. Savage!
Why am I...
I love Mrs. Savage, he's a...
So what about Mr. Savage?
Wait, I'm deafened.
So what about Mr. Savage?
Why am I in Speeds Discord?
What just happened?
How about his help? Help?
So what about Mr. Savage?
Mr. Savage or Ambi?
Mr. Savage or Ambi?
Chemin speeds discord
Routog moon underrated
Bro where is the fucking discord? I have mind help
I don't know where this is, I have like 86 servers. Help I have mind help
Alright
You know why because that's the second part. I was
You were very wonder how you fucking eyes of his but
Is your fucking nose
I think we got a sub out and be for somebody. I don't know
Okay, I already said the man
Okay
Let me call you you said you got trained to play Valorant. Yeah, let me see
Rex
He loves my love. Yeah, bro. No me and train go back way. I can't lazy here y'all. Let me know
Lies is great shout. All right. Well, it doesn't matter cuz my next bit is
Mr.. Savage
Wait, so can Andy not play he cannot play can't play
Yo, yo, I don't think he's answering your bro. I hang up the phone
Like everybody hold your mouth. All right. All right. Who's up? Who's up next? It is
Lacey Lacey Lacey lock in Lacey
Yeah, I can't get him. I can't get him. He's not answering. Definitely. That's just too rich
Well, we have too much money, bro
and I'll get it next pick.
Bucky.
Move it, did you say Bucky?
No.
Bucky, Bucky, Bucky, Bucky.
All right, next up you got agent here, agent.
Agent makes an accent.
With my second round pick, I'm going
to get Rod Dog on the team, man.
Welcome to the squad, my boy.
That is good.
That is good.
That is good at raising girls.
That's good, man.
That's good.
Good for him.
Good for him, man.
All right, don't talk about my teammates like that.
Joe Bars?
You're on the clock.
I'm on the clock. I understand. I'm gonna be deaf in first second. Joe, you're on the clock. Jinxy had five minutes. So don't worry. Take your time. No, I'm sorry. No, no.
I just had to see if a player was playing or not. I won't do that again. Matter Daddy, bro. Matter Daddy.
I only do it once a time. You know what you mean? Jinxy, you said impossible to hold both your ankles and spell run. You know it's impossible to do that.
I almost did it. Okay. I have a four percent.
keep in mind we need a sub we can't like sub in a good player all the way at the end it's just not fair
all right so who do we who could we sub it I might have to find a sub uh I mean if lays could play do you
want me to ask you may ask Chris next norm if I can get lays on bro like no no like Chris next
Okay, the Joe Barth second pick second round is
Stop oh
Eric's ready to play we get to fit him in
Wait who who who you dropping Joe said stop it stop it. It's the way actually a stop in a KDM player
Yes, probably gone. Sure. That is a dream blood rotation. Oh my God. Look at that. Wow.
All right. Next up on a on a that is like a dream blood rotation. I want to get sketch.
It's been like playing high. I'm going to call it.
Okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm actually press.
All right, oh
Okay, I heard case on
I'm good. Look at this. Oh my god. That's so is it my picket
No, no, no, no
Shut up
Yo, oh my god, I'm not even kidding
Well, yeah, I'm my dick
Richie I'll take richie richie
That's how only
Not a bad shot. Fuck me the last one. Who do you think I got it?
You picked Richie. Richie.
Not a six gold.
Chad, who? Who? Who?
Was it my turn?
Hey, cheers my friends. Cheers my friends.
Yes, Jason, this is your pick.
Okay, wait.
Terrick's not playing, right?
No.
No, we're like 20 picks in.
What did you talk about, Terrick?
I don't know.
You're good. Okay, just okay thinking right now
Thinking cat any sleepers on the board any sleepers. I know some I think
Are you peck silky here? I am gonna go
With the biggest T-Foo. I'm gonna go with T-Foo here
Apparently Peter Bach wants to play is that true? Oh, yeah, I'll pick them up
No, no, no.
I want Peter Bob.
I want to change my pick.
I want to change my pick.
I'm next.
This is like what?
I'm next.
But how good is Peter Bob?
Based on that response, Jay got to be cracked.
The team is so OP right now.
My team?
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, next up, Ron Bale, Dingle.
Yo, do we need a substitute?
I could get someone.
Wait, so we're kind of fine.
Wait, what did Chris next door say, Aja?
I got to play already.
I got to play already, bro.
His name's Laze.
let's get bro what rank is lays right lays like ascendant
no no no that's too much that's too much too much too much too much too much too much too much
yeah moota bro
so no so we can't have him we don't need to fuck no fuck no ask bruce maybe
wait why are the people spinning question mark what happened oh he's diamond
So, John is way too good.
We'll rank his ladies, Ron.
We'll rank his ladies.
Diamond they're saying.
Yeah.
He literally said he's-
I'm snitching.
He's an immortal.
He's not immortal.
Wait, so are we getting a substitute or should I make a pick right now?
Because I don't want to make a pick and then we get a substitute.
Nah, I mean, Chris might be down.
Chris?
Yeah, not Chris.
I'm not going to pick Chris anyway, so.
Yeah.
Well, I have a feeling I'm just saying if Chris is in the draft, I think I know who's team is gonna end up on
Chris like Chris next door, yeah
Just slot him in on mood esteem
Mark's car twice. I met. Yeah, that was ever I yeah, I met yeah, I can never fail. Yo, I saw you met Aldo
That's even bigger. Oh, yeah
We can just get in late, so she's getting
It's like better than these people. I mean, I don't know. He's pretty DC. He's good, bro
I'm not gonna lie, but I'm saying so can I pick them or is it's gonna be like how we how we don't something if
Some high tier players mid draft
That's a really good shot
Yeah, what rank is Peter Bob chat what
We're not getting a radiant
What he picks into the grab chat.
That's like how you would ruin the trap.
Peter Brown attacks me for two weeks, so I don't know.
I need to know, so do I make a pick
or are we getting a substitute?
That's all.
Here you go.
Uh, Pete.
Bro, why don't we just get a shitter attack on on the end,
bro?
Like, it's just get a variety creator.
Just get Chris.
Just get Chris.
Just add Chris.
He didn't pick up.
OK.
Also, Chris be the call to the campaign on Veteran.
Oh, shit.
Yo, that actually means nothing in terms of it.
All right, all right, so we're not getting a fill?
We don't.
I can get a fill.
We need one.
I just, we need to get somebody who is like.
What's hot campaign?
Listen, we need a fill.
The more this goes on, it's going to be harder and harder
to get a fill.
So I say we just get a fill now.
OK.
I can get Sunny.
She's like gold, I think?
That's fine.
Yeah, gold.
That's fine.
Nice.
So now Sunny's going to get a fill.
I don't see Sunny on the list.
We're good.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Chata, anybody want to flash?
Yeah, I mean, you might.
Hold on.
Jin.
Wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean, Jin?
Jin just want to play back.
Don't play back.
Don't play back.
Don't play back.
Hey, we're man, bro.
What do we got, man?
Don't we get a random Jinzy chatter in?
Oh, brother.
Okay, I'm down.
We're going to throw our shit.
Chata, anybody want to play?
Well, Yugi, I can maybe ask you.
Chata, Jin just on FIFA.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's a jump in front that I have to put up.
I got a diamond camera in bro. Okay. Let me call Jen. I know Jen. Just a veteran. So let me call
Remember he needs an NA account. Oh, yeah
Such a nightmare, dude
Let's just can we just
Like it's just easy
Guys, I want the camera for a living. I don't know we guys just care. Yeah, at least throw them in
I'm gonna choose it. I'm gonna choose it. All right. Let's keep it as easy as possible. Muda you go
We're talking unfair by the way before we even say that bro. Jinxie has to me mr. Savit
I know pretty as I'm saying this every team here is unironically stacked. Yeah
Agent click I'm writing it down. I
I was like, yeah, I was like,
it's pretty good.
Like everybody's pretty good.
Yeah, this is yeah.
Say goodbye.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I noticed.
Yeah, I don't know.
When James gets first pick, bro,
deafens, he holds us to a minute
and he's gone for five.
No, maybe it's because
I started using mouse and keyboard
Anybody pointed live
All right for my next bit
Hey, hi guys, what's your rank on what's your rank on battle and have mine?
Oh, I think it's like bronze two or something. Would you like to be in the winning team?
Shit, I'm down. Okay. Let me cook here. Let me think if you want to win if you want to
Alicia and poppy are y'all high ranks and val
Well, at least you probably I don't play Valorite or your high ranks guys teach that same poppy. I think they like play Val
At least so what is your rank poppy? What is right? I didn't know quick. This is really important peak rank
No
At least so what's your peak rank? At least so what's your peak rank? You're on right? So wait at least you've never hit
You've never played rank before
What about Poppy? What a poppy site?
Plat four years ago.
Shiasa, Shiasa.
Okay, okay, okay, thank you, thank you.
All right, so Poppy might be a little bit better than Alicia,
but I mean, on this list here, I have skied in here.
I forgot skites in this.
Okay, that's gonna be so funny, bro.
He might mental chalk.
Chat, what do we think about Scytoono?
What about Archie?
Archie wins every tournament.
Yeah, what's like who knows P Crank what it's like who knows P Crank doesn't say Kuno have like a sexy voice to doesn't have like a sexy voice
Isn't his voice really sexy
All right with my next pick in the draft is Sikuna
Holy stacker, bro. My next biggest. Hey, I'm here to win. Yeah here to win
This is getting intense, man.
It's coming back.
Now, this is all unfair.
This is what it comes down to.
In the last round of draft,
like anybody can draft in the first round,
you're just picking the best people.
When you get into the deep rounds,
this is where the real drafting skill comes out, bro.
This is where the real drafting skill comes out.
Okay, who are picked?
Lacey, you're up, bro.
With my next pick in the draft,
I would like to choose,
all the way from Staten Island, Stilky-Dilky Woo.
Silky-Dilky, we welcome the team Red Arrangers, man.
Let's do it. Come on.
And burn that team to the ground.
Burn that team to the ground.
You got Silky, and it's not even the last round.
Were you picked?
Silky-Lake?
Wait, I think Silky played better.
No, I think Silky told me he actually played better.
Silky-Lake, Silky-Lake.
Val and Marvel rivals.
Yeah.
Wait, that's not a horrible pick.
God.
Yo, how do I go pick?
No, not yet.
Not yet.
Agent, you are on the board.
Agent, you are on the board.
What do you want?
What do you feel, Nathan?
Listen.
Take your time.
Chad, my team just looks like a well-oiled machine.
My team looks so good.
Yeah, no team, Cam, dude.
You got red lines like it's FIFA, bro.
I got fucking yellow lines, green lines.
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
Your team is level seven, bro.
Like, that is so unfair.
Yeah, more, but...
You're my mind.
Yeah.
What's your rank?
Bronze.
He's bronze.
For chat, I think everyone on my team is handsome too.
Okay, hear me out.
Saikuno, Mr. Savage, Timmy, and me.
I think we have the most handsome team ever.
Chats, yo, I snuck myself in at the end.
You are chop, not you.
Not you, not you.
You guys literally can't ever give me a bone.
Kingsman's rant.
Kingsman wise, also bronze.
I played with him like two days ago.
Kingsman is bronze.
Okay
Yeah, like disgusting at Marvel rivals, but I don't know about
Like number one on a character, I forget the name of it. Yo, yo, it's been uh, it's been about a minute 30
What's that was that Joe
Yeah
Love will see magic, you know
It's been an hour. Yo, you know how to you know how to care this is shit move high-pitched. Oh, yeah
You know the characters a shit. I'm a gamer. You know the magic shit. Yes. Yeah
I bet you're on the team game
That's on soil as a player thoughts on soil
Feel like you might have slide under the radar here the Joe Bart third pick
Already locked it in
This is gonna be a winner loss
segment here Kingsman
Holy vibes, holy vibes that holy vibes
Joe Bart squishy stopping Kingsman. Oh, hey, you're on the clock
Pick my big boys all bro. It's all locked in suck
Okay, okay
Only has soil okay, Jason
Okay, I'm gonna be gonna be thinking for a little bit here. That's okay. Yeah, a little little bit under a minute
But not but not five minutes. Good Joe Joe the timekeeper
Guys I never I never even took time it was just I needed a yo yo yo jugga real quick
We play in all first game. So every game is at the same time also same with sevens all the games
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
How long does a game of Valorant take like realistically a close game
30 to 45. So just be a one every round done simple.
Oh jeez. Yeah. It'll fly. It'll fly. Yeah, fly for fly.
I think I think these will actually be longer games than CS.
Yeah. This is. Yeah. This is way back.
Nervous. Okay. Who's on the clock?
I just thought I'm gonna get Jason. It's bro. Jason. Come on. Jason pick it for like a whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa
Me 30 more seconds 30
Bro, I think there is
Here's like Archie wins every tournament. So I
Don't know if it's like his vibe or something
Are people that after your team, huh?
All right
With I got a pic I got a pic. I'm gonna go with a heavenly
I don't know what I'm saying.
Never heard of that person, but let me guess, bro.
Jason's calm is probably nice.
Jason's calming right now.
Look at him up.
They're fucking immortal, too.
Don't say it, bro.
Jason's calm is probably nice.
He's just a kid.
What is wrong, Joe, bro?
Oh, Jason, I'm just looking at your team.
I'm seeing a pro Valorant player.
You who are ascendant, Tifu, who's probably
the best gamer that I've seen.
I'm not. It's it's it's called a spade a spade dude. TPU is good at life,
bro. He's good at everything right now. Like wakeboarding. I mean,
rule that TPU has to drink like four or five Coronas before he starts.
Yes, bro. Get him. His team is really good. All right. Now,
next on the list, we have Ron Bale, Dingle, Ron, take your time.
Yo, yo, stop calling me that, man. I just love saying it. I love saying it.
I'm pretty sure it's a sleeper pick poppy. I'm pretty sure is really good from what I'm being told
Well, it's not your final pick hold on. I didn't even pick yet. Just say a lot. Okay. What is this?
What is this dealer? No deal ass shit? You just select
Joe talk your fucking shit all I said is I heard she's really good
But Poppy is a seed she's a siege champion but she's not good at battle.
And now she said, I asked, she said, I just got to be fair.
She said she's on rank.
She doesn't have a rank.
You're trying to draft.
You're trying to draft.
You're trying to draft.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I'm not kidding.
But if he doesn't, if he is free, and Muda doesn't, you're definitely down.
You have this vent.
But I'll be honest with you.
Hold on hold on hold on. I don't want fucking arcing bro or sketch or case on
or use if
This is my boy sky. He's a top tier seeds player
Yeah, I don't know the timekeeper say
Time if she's champ on our six I choose pop
I
Mooda's chats right now just churping up how use if it's probably the best player in a
Bro, I'm pretty sure you said streams as a peanut now. I'm not kidding. I checked in with him like three days ago
Yeah
From use of when demolish me use it use it is a beef you burn out. No, he streams as a peanut
I'm not kidding. Let me see if he's doing it right now
I'm on the timer, bro. He's got like 30 seconds and he's deaf and what am I gonna do?
Oh, I think I have a system on shoulders. Have you worried? Yes
Yo, what's good? Yo time's up mood. I'm we need a peck
Let's see who's who guys to see so players are left Danny case on fillet royal penguins
Sky.
Peel line.
Peel a-
Uh, Skype?
Skype?
Skype?
Oh God.
How do you feel this would happen to Skype?
choice.
JP.
I know, I know.
Your Muta is building your fucking good night care long rotation right now.
How much prep time you need?
Niggas it's your game bro.
Somebody agent you literally deafened and talk to a shot like it's like you just sit there. Yeah, but you're fucking yeah
We mean we got that connection bro, and it's not my game. So I don't know you know the specifics
You should know everybody now guys. There is a chance skype is not playing but don't worry. He's a level zero
So we get to find another level zero
That's cool. I
Know what rank is our key what rank is our key Joe? Oh, you're gonna ask you
Bro, that's what I'm saying, now we're asking questions, we're deaf in the whole time?
Uh, skirt is in the cost.
Okay, I think, I think, I think, I think Pele, I think Pele, Pele, Pele, Pele.
Pilate?
Pilate!
Ah, Muda!
Can I say something to you, Ruma?
Can't wait.
Yeah, go for it.
Pilate is on, he's in Hawaii playing on a laptop.
He sent a talent after you draft him.
Pilate's on a laptop.
Everyone else left in this pic does not want to get drafted by Muda.
Mooda, Mooda, I'm not trolling,
I just want to talk about it.
You dragged like my flange, little buddy.
With my next pick, let me really look here.
Chat, hey Mooda, Mooda,
pilot's got eight shots deep Q, by the way.
Chat, Archie, Alicia, bro,
Alicia hit plat, I don't know if anyone else here
has hit plat guys. Archie, Alicia,
or Danny.
Kayson downloaded the game today,
Royal Penguin's new developer.
Wait, he's Penguin good developer?
Alicia came out chat to Alicia. All right. My next thing is Alicia Alicia Alicia
Bitch
All right, all right, all right, I don't know what work each other. Okay
My Alicia what the fuck was that noise? Oh my god my team looks so good
My team is so calm wait, so who's gonna be the last pic case on could be sleeper broken you play CS
I think last pic is probably
For a scotch
Yes, after seeing what sketch it's a jigsie on a fucking roughly turn it. I don't think I
Don't think yeah, also wait didn't sketch play the CS tournament. I think you went three and thirty
I'm not kidding. It was something I think he was on squishy's team though, so
Yeah, but I think he went like three and thirty
I'm pretty sure it was something insane. What was it Chad was the Katie? Oh
2 and 21 that's that's not the one I'm talking about
Where's Lacey at
See
Wait poppy is flat Alicia is on ranks wait. I mixed it up
Wait, I mixed it up. I mixed it up. I thought no no no no no no no wait what I thought
Alicia, you're level five.
Okay, but Alicia, the thing is, Alicia, you're still probably better than everyone in the last round. You are.
He sounds pretty solid at CS.
Yo, Lacey, the clock's ticking.
Yo, Ginty, what's Royal Penguin's experience?
He is a R6 champion. Let me actually ask him. Let me see in the group chat. He's a R6 champion.
I think he's okay. I think he's pretty good. I think he's pretty good on control. I actually should have picked him
He was warming up yesterday like he's taking it serious, so yeah, it would be a good thing
Give me give me
Give me
Case on
Okay, yeah
Yeah
Motherfucker, man. Alicia your level five
Bro, oh, I mixed it up. I thought Poppy said she was unrex and at least she hit flat
Hey, we're playing with it. All right, Lacey black black
What's a little too late for that? Yeah
Plot on controller or Katie and I don't think it matters. I was thinking it black
You know skites in the tourney, right? Yes
You mean Valorant? No, Skye downloaded Valorant this week.
What about him?
He downloaded Valorant this week.
Yes, downloaded Valorant this week.
He's in my chat and said, send me home. What does that mean?
He wants to play with Skye because he loves Skye.
I do have IRL Ken with Skye though.
So this is what I'm saying. I'm building a team with like green lines.
Your team is actually so beautiful.
I got a 99 Ken.
That is such a beautiful team.
I think I'm going to draft Skye.
Okay.
Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Now, Oni Pixel, in a short draft, bro.
What am I going to do?
That's a great pick.
That is, yeah, that's probably the best pick there.
OK, Jason.
Hit it.
Oh, we're coming down to the final four here.
Wait, which one is Danny?
Coming down to final three.
Oh, final three, final three, final three.
Jason.
Danny, sketching you, Seth.
So wait.
Muda.
I thought you said that's great.
Hey, hey, Muda.
I'm not using sketch so just want to let you know I I will be picking
You so and I will be picking Danny
That leaves sketch on Mooda's team
So let me break down your team Mooda give me a second Mooda you have trick
Good you have zoin level five and you thought was good
You have Palat who's playing on a laptop, and then you have sketch
If you deserve the money that ass
Wait, we each get a thousand dollars beer be each gets you under 50
At the Pete's wait, which Danny is it? Wait, which Danny I've talked to them about making the mom's guys
It's you know one one. I know if we could appeal three finals if you guys won my team
Denny who I would say you do be a one every game bot finals and we just fight the same time. Yeah
I don't know I just went off on Twitter group chat names. So I don't get sat here warming up first dude
I love my team
I'm fine for three hours. Oh, Danny. Who Danny who yeah, I'm looking right now
It's one of them for three hours to get hit with sketch and a level seven on my fucking Danny Clancy
So, Muda, yes, also I really want to be clear, Pilate is playing.
Oh, Danny Arons, Danny Arons.
Oh, Danny Arons, wait, oh fuck, fuck!
I think he's actually good.
Oh, yes, I think Danny was like...
My whole chat is saying, is he good?
Wait, I thought Danny Arons was like, flat.
Oh my god.
Yeah, bro.
Oh
What is that
Yeah, yeah, what is the mood up from mood up?
Okay, okay, so much he's got
Is Danny even here oh Danny Aaron's
I didn't know I was Danny Aaron's to set Danny. Yes. I thought it was Danny Banz Danny Aaron's
How do they get him lobbyist you gotta just hit it up
Yeah, yeah, can you make the bracket? Can you make the bracket and then
How are we how are we determining what team plays each other? We're gonna spin a bracket. Oh, we're just gonna bracket
I'll share my screen right now. I have the bracket
Take control
Okay, Jason you've been trading for the match or what bro? Hell yeah
Look I saw you literally ignored all the group chat with our trainer
I'm chronic. I've been here's the bracket. I'm going to randomize
Let me pull it up
Randomize a whole bunch of time
It's seven times. I'm gonna end up going seven times seven times. I have the best team. So
All right, ready chat
One
Two wait wait is it one number seven seven and then plus one it's on number seven
four four
five six
Number seven
Yes, our six people. Honestly, that's perfect.
Well, let's go man, let's go.
Hey, hey, what up?
That's why the long nose.
Can I see? Yes.
Joe, you're fucked up, brother.
I don't think I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm guaranteed
but going to win, but I just did not want to play Jynx.
He's you know, good, good luck everybody.
Good luck, bro. Good luck.
Good luck.
I think my team just packs this team right I think my team just packs this team
Fucking bucky's good though, bro. Bucky murdered me last time. All right. Let me talk to my team, bro
Okay, let me talk to my team. Where's my team I didn't get my team in line right again my team like ready to go yo
guys
Yeah
Layce wrong call buddy. Hey, wrong call
Yeah, you're getting belt to ask bro belt to fucking ass buddy
You're playing the best you've been a tournament Lacey like that's all this
Yo, mr. Savage talk to me bro. What's your Pete right, bro?
I
Think it's like a
Mortal no way. No, what's the emerald rank called you're so handsome, bro
Hey, listen, I said I googled prime prime drink see more
Thank you, you know you know too bad yourself. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Wait with the most handsome team
Alicia let's address the 800 pound elephant in the room. I thought I
Thought you were flat. Okay. I did I miss read that or did you guys like miss?
I was honest. I said I was unranked right but my passion is blood. Yeah
Yeah, okay, Alicia you are good at all six so it should just it's very similar, bro
It's very easy. I'm C's job. I'm level 12 in this game. I'm level 12. So yeah, it's very simple. Okay. Okay. Are you playing roller?
Keyboard no, no, I play keyboard. Oh, they said I'm playing mouse for like two months. I'm like good at mouse like I'm fucking good
Yeah, yeah, I might I might go pro in R6. I don't know. We'll see
Well, I'll be watching so watching. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I don't know why chat sang 2 and 21 okay guys listen. I gotta get this team in line
Bro like I am basically I'm gonna be honest bro. I'm kind of like Lucy
Okay, so we gotta bring the ship to the grand line. Okay, and find the one piece
I have never won one of my own tournaments today that all changes bro. All right
Hell yeah
Let's go. Let's go. Come on. Wait. It's Timmy in here. It's Timmy in here. Yes.
What's up, Timmy? Daddy, carry me, daddy. Please. Yeah, Timmy's my whole chat saying you're like, disgusting, bro.
Yeah, I'll do my best to get from a puppy.
Okay. And Saicuno, what rank are you? Saicuno, what rank are you?
I'm like, maybe Silverish. I've been Silver for about six years.
I've been Silver for six years. He's lying. He's a super, he's a super bad man.
I couldn't wait to be lying.
No, no, no.
You've been sober for six years or so.
Maybe more than six.
When did the game come out?
I saw you see, I saw you do the drafting
and I saw people spamming like Saikudo used to be immortal.
He used to be immortal and I have never been immortal.
I don't say that.
I did pick gold once if that means anything.
I couldn't say, couldn't say, couldn't know nothing today.
Yeah, no, I got it.
Okay, because he just likes people who v2 for something I saw a clip of you
No, that's all AI bro listen whatever you might have think you saw that is shit is AI in VR chat
I know those fake clips. Yes. I'm actually
That around I just yes, well, I just saw multiple clips. There's like some of the pink hair
Oh, no. So yeah, team catfished him. I'm so sorry you're a victim of the fake clipping
man. It's so I'm like, you know, I'm glad you presented this because this is a big issue.
Thank you. Yeah. So basically, I don't know what it is about three days ago. These, uh,
this AI like kind of colts just started making AI videos of me in VR chat. I'm here to say
it's all AI, bro. None of that shit is real. Yeah, that's insane. You know, the same
thing happens in my friend race sometimes it's really yeah yes it's just AI is
ruining the internet literally and I'm glad that's like illegal yeah I know that's
what I'm saying like I'm not in VR chat you know what I mean like I've never been
in that game in my life I don't even have it downloaded
oh all right let's now next subject okay guys how confident do we feel as a
team no we're good we're so good we're winning like this is winners POV
Yeah, I just say your one rank, but it's just level five, but I'm level 12 your level five
Okay, okay. Okay. I haven't played a lot
I'm a good support. Oh wait, but you're probably good. Mr.
My chat told me you're really good. Okay, so I don't need more pressure. I was well
I don't even remember what the rank is called, bro
All right, it's like wow. Like your voice is so cool, bro. Oh
Oh, thank you. You could like narrate a novel. Have you done that?
Uh, no, I just play video games. Okay. Um, so we voice actor. Thank you, though. Yes,
bro. Of course. Yeah, voice actor, bro. Be a voice actor, dude.
Uh, voice acting doesn't pay.
Fass. Us. What if you voice acted like...
I think he's German today.
Ah, it's a little bit.
Ah, Deutsch heute.
Ah, Deutsch heute, yes.
I don't know.
OK, now how do we get into the lobby?
Let me actually go confront Haiva's really quick.
One moment.
I'll be right back.
Hey, Haiva, how do we make a lobby again?
You do, yep.
Know it.
Haiva, why are you doing your job?
Oh, God.
I do, I do.
That's like a fucking game to play.
Yeah, five, five, six, eight.
Are you champs or are you like a pro player?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I start on console and no, no, no, pro, no, pro.
I do women's pro league.
I heard pro in there.
Yeah, R6.
Basically, R6 players can play any game at a high level.
That's why I picked Alicia.
So basically you guys have me and Alicia and your team.
We might be low levels, but we played R6.
R6 is like, if you're good at,
Exactly. If you're good at R6, you're good at everything.
Like literally, you know what I mean?
Lockets.
Besides going outside.
All right, let's go.
I'm loading up Valorant right now.
Chat, how do you make a thing?
Don't know why people don't still have 22 and 21.
Yo, guys, can we let the 22 and 21 debunk?
What is that?
What is the 22 and 21?
What does that mean?
All right, I'm just gonna come, please.
Do you want to know?
Honestly, it's the best policy.
I went 2 and 21 in Valorant one time and again, no one cares, no one cares, but I was getting
stream sniped by a neon and I died to it 17 times.
But nobody cares.
It's the only time I've ever did bad in Valorant, like that bad.
You guys want to see today, I'm good at this shit.
What rank are you, Captain Jinxie?
Captain Jinxie.
Uh, do you want me to like...
The last two of us, like, didn't introduce yourself.
I'm level 12, dude.
I don't have right time wait what wait like half of our team is unranked no it's fine it's fine don't
everything will be our six champion guys like yeah the power friendship thank you so much for
choosing me by the way I got it's a big honor thank you of course Sikuno bro I think our
team has great vibes I actually kind of love the energy in here I love the energy now remember
it's best of one so like if we lose we're kind of just out so we have to really make every
We're not losing though. It's fine
Come on to me. No, we're not gonna play one game. Sakuno, we're gonna win the whole thing, bro. I hope so
My Valorant's
Loaded okay, wait, so how do we make a lobby? How do we do that?
And then
out. How do I? Yeah, thank you. Um, so if you go into the
boy channel, wait to me permission to Glace. Yeah. Bro,
you're pro at Apex and good at Valorant, bro. Mm hmm. Is that
not like motion? I mean, not the Valorant them all but damn
bro. Yeah. Timmy's our hope right now. I think. Yeah.
Hey, hey, no, no, it's a it's like bro, you could go
me bro like I said I'm kind of like monkey D. Luffy bro okay okay I'm like
Timmy's like you're Zoro yeah Timmy is like Timmy is like Zoro who wants to be
Sanji can I be Zoro and stuff okay wait Timmy sorry how about that how about
that so if you go if you go in I give you a code join the custom game in
Discord? Oh, in battle, in battle, in battle. Oh, Timmy, that's so much easier, bro. That's
so much easier. Thank you. Yeah. Wait, so where's the Kodak?
I think I can just go to your channel. There's like a chat. Don't show that on stream. And
then you can join through that. Which channel? Team Jinxy.
Oh, I see. How do you get to the chat though, Papa?
Oh, you see, he says, in Jinxie, when you hover.
Oh my God.
Yo.
Hey, have us.
I got to figure out how to have us.
Hey, have us.
How are you doing today, bro?
Okay.
Don't talk to me.
You're on the other team.
You can pick me.
Wait, sorry.
Why do I answer this code?
It's all good.
All right.
So what you do is you want to go.
I'll show you.
I'll show you.
Yeah.
I'm there.
I actually don't know what it looks like because the client changed.
Oh, party code.
Okay.
Okay.
Party code.
game mode is it? Which game mode is it?
It's like, it's not, it should be on the left.
Is it custom?
Oh, party code, no no party code, party code, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Timbo? Party code? Okay, okay.
Yeah, party code and then type in the code in. There you go.
I'm in.
Tim, have you seen it? Have you seen it? Oh my god.
I did it.
Can I show a screen now, the scoreboard?
Just look at the very left side of the screen, this is party code, is it still the coder?
I don't know.
Nothing shows the code, no, nothing, nothing.
Okay, then you're good.
Mr. Savage died in 1969.
Oh my god, wait.
I trolled, I just picked the code.
It's on my account, it's on my account.
I didn't make this name.
I swear I didn't tell them to make that name.
Are we vercing this, you seen?
I just realized we have two EU players wait wait savage
Yeah, no, I was checking out that ping really quick. No way. Hey me and psych
Sir Timmy little bit of observation. No, I'm Irish
Okay, so yeah, yeah, oh gosh. Well, let's do our best
Okay, Timmy is there a way we could lower a leash shot and mr. Savage's pink
because they're lagging, they're nuts off.
Yeah, I can claim it.
Yeah, we're not EU, no.
We can pop this.
East, I mean.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's better.
OK, OK.
Usually people play central to make it most fair, but east
and pop is less.
But if we have two EUs, we should do east.
I'm just saying.
That's fair, because I don't think they have EUs.
Is this east?
This one?
Yeah.
Shit.
Oh, that's good, that's good, that's good.
OK, that's good, that's good.
All right, thank you, Timmy.
Thank you, sir.
I'm trying to see the difference.
We have kind of like a little nervous, but I'm kind of ready to go.
No, you're fine. Like we're not losing.
Yes. I've been playing CS and Val.
So like I'm kind of disgusting.
Yeah, I'm sort of that's I kind of was saying I'm sort of gross at both of these games.
So yeah, we'll be fine. Yes.
OK, OK, OK.
Let me be honest about this ping situation thing.
Yeah, that's the difference between a hundred eleven ping
versus like a hundred and twenty five is not going to be too much I am up
but yeah the sixty to my like my sixty to thirty five would be a difference so
I can do like max 120 you're so cool bro yeah listen to me if we have a lot
of EU people in general like amongst all like the games every game should
be on east regardless okay okay chat it's not d1 bro it's called good team
energy bro night market whoa what are you talking about
got some kind of nervous if we lose route I'm kind of nervy we're not we're
not using who we versing uh Lacey so it's just already GG we won though
Okay, okay, I'm gonna send I'm sending the code in their chat. Wait, this is like cases. Is it random chat? Is it random?
Like cases no no no no
What could this be about? Oh
Hey, Ron, how's it going?
Who is it
Danny
Um
Okay, ignore that run your teammate Danny errands is not on
No
Are you positive?
Okay
So get um just get a sub who sucks about her
Yeah, Chad look at Ron
He's focused. Okay, Ron look bro. What you got to do is you got a I'm gonna give you a task bro
You get somebody from your chat
but
Sweet they
I'm talking like it is the worst player that okay, but you can't like you got because it'll ruin the tournament
On on your mother's life
Dude look bro, I think it'd be kind of wholesome if you got one of your viewers. I'm just saying it'd be kind of wholesome
Yes, take your time.
Okay, try spinning and run with your both your hands and your ankles. Can you do it?
Tell me, Gabriel. This guy's a little interesting. Yo, guys, how's it going? I'm back. Yo.
That's going to get all of you.
We're doing good.
Can you let them know? You can see I gave them the code. They're doing a lobby.
Let me go talk to him. It's a team Lacey, correct?
Yes, yeah, oh you can switch the server in the game. That's pretty nice. Oh, I like the code. Oh
It's right there the code is leaked. Oh
Yeah
How do I make
All good, it's all good. I will disable that code. Oh
Oh, that code is the old code.
So you're fine.
I'm giving him a new code.
So don't click Lacey's.
Yeah.
Let me just I'm going to go join the call and tell him.
All right.
Yeah.
I got you, Timmy.
I want to let you down, bro.
I love that.
Hey, team Lacey.
I'm telling you, but I think him on stage is not
a bad show.
Team Lacey, just want to say I can hear your comms.
Don't start right now.
Guys, listen.
Timmy sent you the new code of the new lobby to join or just during the new code
Wait, we're playing against you. Wait, where's the code? It's gonna be in your guys. It's chat Timmy just said he sends you
I don't know how but he said he sends it wait. Where's the whole jinks idea
Where's the host? Oh, I see it. I see it under is in the chat. I I see it. Yeah, like is there Dallas?
I go like a central Illinois. I mean Illinois. I don't know
What's that? What's the ping on that be central that be central? Okay
are we case I'm gonna invite you well you have a way I'm all lagging yeah wait
what's your name on on the game so I know I know the docs what I'm on the
orthodox in guapo's in guapo's in nice all right guys man hey I just want to
say before we play a best of luck to you guys no luck brother good luck good
good luck good luck hashtag hashtag woo hashtag woo hashtag woo bro all right
good luck
yo yo yeah like entry frag we're good we're deciding our roles jinxie and our
ops are agent okay I'm just gonna full transparency mmm I have only ever used
jet in Phoenix but I know jet is like the most important operators so what do
What do you want to play?
Did we just left the call mate?
Jesus.
Because I'm not going to, what I'm not going to do, like.
You said like anything.
I'm not going to play, I'll play Phoenix or Jet, but I can play anything else too.
Like if the good players want Jet and Phoenix, I'll play something else because I'm not
going to like tie our team down.
I know I said.
I don't think anyone was planning on that so you can play either one.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Let's go.
You play what you're good at and it will come to you.
Yeah.
Okay.
you're comfortable pics yeah like Phoenix the thing is I might flash you
guys I chat haven't I got both my aces on chat I might just go chat
I'm gonna play jet yeah yeah yeah if Timmy wants to play jet Timmy play jet
yeah I'm not playing sage guys hey hey I'm not playing sage
sage is mine okay wait does anyone know how to do smokes does anyone know how to
smokes other than Timmy. I think Timmy and Savage are like the anchors here.
Well I was just thinking Timmy should like play to his strengths you know and
if we have him on smokes you'll like. I agree with that 100% no that's what I'm
saying I think we fully unlock Timmy whatever that is if it's chat yeah yeah
you know what I mean I agree I agree I agree. We need Timmy to drop like 25
Cuz I'm not dropping shit
But I don't know though like you said you got like multiple aces on jet
I got two aces on jet
I got the thing is though. I was playing with a kitten both times
So it's like I'm not like like I was sort of getting hyped up. You know a bit now
I was not being playing with a kitten
We need to get an E kitten in this call like someone's healing you or something
Next topic listen guys listen, okay, so
I could kill lacy I could kill case on I could kill silky Wapo and bucky I don't think so
but I think I could kill three of them like consistently consistent.
Yeah, consistently.
That would be.
No, if you get three per round, bro, then you're gonna make up for it.
Yeah, we win the game.
21 or 222, whatever it was.
See, Mr. Savage.
Yeah, you didn't say the full sentence.
It's two and 21 while getting stream sniped by neon who was hiding in boxes and jumping
out by me but nobody ever sensible circumstance it doesn't matter I'm not
saying I'm getting three guys I don't want to get your expectations I'm not
saying I can get three kills around I'm saying there's three players on the
other team that I feel confident killing if and when I don't know but I know I
can kill
not three and 22 no miss Savage I see what you're trying to do bro no I'm a
I'll show you, I'll just fucking show you.
Alright, yeah, just show me, come on.
I'm gonna fucking show you, bro.
Alright.
Okay, okay, okay.
We're trying to think.
So we have no smoke players.
We need some smokes.
Yeah, but then you're the only...
I try to do that, just don't, like, know them.
Yeah, you're the only initiate player to...
Hmm, hmm.
Yeah, I don't know the rules like...
I don't smoke.
If you play Skye, Skye is a good character, I mean I'm sure you know how to flash a dog
which is like what else should we need.
So I think like you can get away with Skye on every map.
I think having, yeah I mean, like you play the game enough to know how to smoke if I
should tell you what to smoke right?
I could just play Clove too.
What's Clove?
Is that a new one?
Essentially it's just, I spoke and then...
If you guys, the enemy team is pretty good.
You think?
I was googling them.
The first person I googled says he's on an actual pro Valorant team.
not like tier one but like a slightly lower tier valo team so he's like an
active pro right now
yeah yeah
no he's not active bro
no I saw he had a record or something
he might have played but he's like a radian player
oh he's only a radio that's not even that
I don't know if he was a pro
but to me you were a radio right? the first thing that popped up was a few
Yeah, there's a reason he stopped right guys. How are you feeling?
I'm feeling great. I'm nervous. I'm scared. I don't know. Okay. I won't let you guys down
I don't know if we're gonna win, but I won't let y'all down. You're gonna. I'm gonna give my full. All right
I'm not good. I'm gonna get my full me too
Yes, could you give me the leader of this?
Yo, I don't like
All right, I don't want to be like a cringe lord, but let me know if you're picking up what I'm putting down here
Guys, I think every team in this tournament isn't gonna do stuff like saving and stuff
But I think if we do that we'll win like if we just really sweat, you know what I mean?
Like if you're at a 1v3 you can't win, but you have like a vandal maybe just hide in the corner. You know what I mean?
Like I want to
I
Yeah, tell me like just tell us what to do man
Just yell at me like
Questions I could know can you play smoke like I get a little bit
You've played enough to know the information like if I tell you where to smoke you can smoke it, right?
Yeah, like some of the maps I don't know but probably
I'll let you ping it every single time, but I just need you to do it, you know
I just play like who's like a good I could play omen a beer something
It depends on the map. Do we care about math?
Like I think it's just whatever
map was your favorite map
Just pick yours
Maybe just like just act like what's the most popular one like what's the Oregon of Valorant?
You could do a coin flip and then we can
They pick a map, we pick a map, and then I just ask it with an ARG.
Well we should coin flip for maps that slide.
Okay, let me get in a call with Lacy.
Can you join our call real quick Lacy? Like five seconds?
Yeah.
Oh wait, wait, before you do that though, what map do y'all want to play?
Honestly, the map you have it on right now is same.
Wait, Tixie, Tixie, yo, this is the tire team from LA and you're putting on us on the east, bro
We have two players in Europe, bro
You chose them. Yes. I mean, yeah. Well, we could do central we could do central
Not a bad shout not a bad shout at all. Yo, but what
I said that that mass cool. I'm not
I'm down for a second. I'm down for a second. Hold on. Hold on.
I'm getting bugged. Look at this. Now, about the size. Do you guys want to tap
here? Yeah. Oh, I'm about to say, what map are you looking at? Look at the place. Oh, we don't even
know. We're just going to ask y'all. We're just going to see if we both pick a map and then we flip
it and then we do size and then flip it. Honestly, a second is cool. Like, oh, this is
like, I'm fine. Okay, wait, real quick question, everybody. If we're playing like
I have to buy my uh,
Tyrone, load is just far for me.
Yes, Lacey.
Okay, I gotta restart my game real quick then.
We're staying by all time coming up.
I'm not just banned this guy.
Wait, but I think we should stay on ease
because I don't think it's fair at 4 on Central
because they're like 160 or 170.
Yeah.
So we're all gonna have to be on 90.
So now our whole team's gonna have to be high pink
because you picked two EU players.
Yeah, so we all have to be on 90.
your team ping is lower than our ping even if you guys were on 90.
No bro, only person that has low ping is me and I'm not even good at the game.
Like your best player is still going to be the best player.
I don't know Mr. 30 bomb.
Yo, uh, let me say this bro.
Let me forgive you.
Yeah, it's kind of the same game though.
Let me, let me say this bro.
Look, we have two players that are literally like 160, 170.
Please don't beat me up, bro.
Do you know what I'm saying though, bro?
No, I get you, I get you.
Like, but you know what I mean, I'm not even, I'm not even trying to be a dick.
It's like they're like no, I know you know, I know you man. I know you man
Cuz I don't have thing is 90 our highest thing still gonna be 120. You know what I mean?
It's not that I get that I would say cuz like your Timmy Timmy's gonna have low ping and Timmy's the best player team
And our best one seems to be like 100 pink
Where's coming from where's coming from? No Tim Kimmy's
You lose in LA like
I agree. I agree. I thought thank you. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Okay now for maps
I can tell them. Or Lotus y'all can pick the map I didn't care. Let's pick whatever it's in these worst map is what is his worst. Wait Timmy's got a lot of horror over here. Wow you guys fear him.
him. I'm not gonna fear God. It's my love. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Oralacy. Okay. I think
we're good. Yo, Koinsmith for sides though. Do you guys want to tackle your defending?
Honestly, I don't really fucking matter. Let me ask Timmy. Yo, Timmy, do you want to
to attack or attack or defend.
Um, did we get the map?
I think defend depends on the map.
Wait, Jimmy, just join Lacey's call with me, Jimmy.
All right.
You guys, you're just going to come here,
we're just going to figure out the map and the size.
All right.
Yeah.
Not a single knife.
Holy fuck.
I'm flicking right now.
And y'all are warming up.
What is that?
Hello, black market.
Last pick, JC, I'm motivated.
You weren't last pick.
I think it was sketch, right?
I was last round.
I was like, oh, yeah, you said last pick, though.
Well, with a jelly bean, I got to check in on this team.
Holy crossover episode here.
What?
Holy crossover.
That's a round.
That's a round.
That's a round.
Hold on.
That's definitely a site.
Yo, but it's up, bro.
Are you guys in the game?
No, yeah, we're about to.
I think it's there.
Three, two, one.
Who do y'all play? Who do y'all play?
Wrong, wrong.
Phoenix?
Oh, Shisa. Okay.
Yeah, but Stompin's new, we didn't know to Stompin and it's kind of like brand new.
Yeah, Stompin's really a level one.
The thing is, they're both good at mouse and they're good at everything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stompin jerks off, bro.
Yeah, level one, Jinx.
Yeah. Oh my god, they got a level one.
72?
Fucking lobby, dude.
What happened?
No, but my chat is saying that they don't want to re-host.
And now they know our pits!
Oh, hey Joe!
Hey Joe!
Yo, me.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
This is so fucking stupid, dude.
Like, this is some bullshit stuff, bro.
Actually.
We lost.
We actually lost.
Joe, perhaps a chill pill?
No, it's not a chill pill, because Ron's bitching about server ping for fucking 10 minutes.
I finally put it on Georgia for him and he goes, restart my fight.
I misclicked.
I misclicked.
Are we leaving or what?
I mean, you should have eaten a bag of Doritos while you're fucking playing Pau.
I already started Doritos.
Just fucking watch and care.
It's okay, John.
Oh, so he's posing as T.
Okay.
Okay.
I can't join the call, JC.
You have to drag me.
Oh, sorry about that, sir.
Let me get it right now.
Yeah.
At the same time?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, Timmy is here.
All right, guys.
What map are we doing and what size?
Hello.
Hello.
Um, so guys, we should just do a coin flip, um, as it has our tails and then you get to
choose if you want to pick map or side and then the other person uses the side, we won't
stop.
It's so cool, Timmy.
That's fine.
I'm with whatever.
I'm fair.
I'm cool.
I don't really care.
Yeah.
So what is our map and then what is your map and then we'll flip back.
All right.
You pick a map.
Was it BL3?
No, BL1.
BL1.
Yeah, BL1.
BL1.
JC.
I get crashed.
No, no, no, no, he was playing earlier.
Wait, so if you don't say a map, and then we'll say a map,
and then we'll flip it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
We should just coin flip if they want to pick map or side.
Oh, Timmy, again, you're so smart.
OK.
Let me call Bernard.
No, I don't get it.
This guy, yeah, OK.
Wait, so do you guys want heads or tails?
What do you guys want?
Heads or tails?
Tails, never fails.
All right.
Hey, Bernard, how's it going?
Can you flip a coin heads or tails?
Hey, I'm doing well.
All right, let's flip it.
Heads or tails?
It's tails.
You're gonna die.
All right.
Okay, it's so, all right.
Y'all, do you want to pick a, yeah, a mapper side?
Guys, we want mapper side.
We'll pick a side, we'll pick a side.
Now you're gonna like choose a map.
But then you pick a mapper.
I don't pick the map.
I'm not sure the map doesn't matter.
All right, so we'll pick the map.
You guys get the side.
What map do you want to me?
Let's go back up and talk about that
What
Yo, Timmy, what do you think?
I guess Timmy, what do you think? Okay, depending. Let me see
Well, I'm opening my game what you guys get you got some info
We got map. I mean, I think realistically
We need a map, if we're playing chamber and sage, we need a map that can hold chokes with
the sage.
So, I think.
We can play one of the OG ones, because I don't know why any of you are like, new map.
Okay, what's considered like, not a new one?
Like, do you know Fracture?
I don't know, is that the one with the ziplines?
It's the ziplines in the middle underneath the map.
Yeah, I don't know that one.
Okay.
We could play split I feel like split is actually one of my worst maps though good. That's all three sides, right?
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to think what would be like insane
Feel like dude, I'm not gonna lie icebox is like one of my best maps
Are you icebox me nice? It's up to you mr. Jimmy. It's up to you, bro. It's what you want to do
With what we are using, like sky and everything like that, I feel like it could be... I mean, like obviously, I think the best map for sky would probably be Sky Sage, Gloky, like, you find more like Ascent, but I'm actually like really bad at Ascent, but I think Ascent would actually probably be the best.
Yeah, that's why I do the icebox. I feel like icebox is actually one of my best maps.
Alright, icebox, run it up.
I'll mess with icebox.
Alright, let's go. I'm gonna tell them icebox. Yo guys, the map is icebox. What side do
you want? Attack?
Oh, what's the icebox? What side?
Tenly, icebox is an attack for side. Attack.
You guys want to attack? Okay, we get defense.
Good luck, man. Good luck. Good luck to me to attack on ice box and then we get to attack
Okay
All right, I'm ready to start if you guys are ready. Yeah, we need to complete the game
We're gonna have my range
What's it called, um
So how you can use your your stage walls here?
K-Song, make sure you leave your firing range so we can start. We're about to start guys. Good luck to you.
Best of luck to y'all.
Alright guys, I'm going to say a quick little prayer before we begin.
Well straight towards the rope or like cut off?
Alright, you'll cut the back side of the rope, like the side off. It'll be pretty easy to explain.
We're starting defense first.
They want to play jet to me is that okay? Yeah, you play jet you play jet
Should I be on omen or neon or or razor?
We should definitely have smokes. I think I mean yeah, it's only your best
Booker. He's probably the only smoker. I've played before so okay, then let's just let's just do only that'll be fine
Okay
Okay, so there's two walls that you'll do on be when we push to the side you wall like
either straight or sideways, so when we go to A you do it straight kind of like a
long version and then you block off the backside and then we plant you plant
exactly on the rope essentially. Jen is so fucking hot, sorry. And then and then
if we go B you do the sideways wall and then you pretty much block off like
I'm not sure. I'll show you. I'll show you when we get in the game. It's super simple.
Guys, can you hear my desk? Can you hear my desk, guys?
What is that?
We can hear everything. We can hear it all.
What is it taking off?
I've got to move the desk. It raises up and I like it.
Just click it all the time.
Are you gonna play standing?
No no no no no no no no no
Okay okay okay okay
Alright, K-Sounds level 17, okay
Whose tons, is that Lacey?
850?
Oh, okay
That's pretty high level
Timmy, what level are you Timmy?
I don't know, I'm actually 100
What?
I'm 100
I should start B and then the sky and stage will start B and then what's it called?
You can see and say from the start A.
For A side you guys can just play and just try to fight them over here.
Don't stand on that area.
You can just look for the direction like up here where they spawn.
You want to buy a slow and a wall, actually a wall right here, and you wall here to here, off the room.
Give me.
Uh, at least not, right, next to you.
All here to here.
Yeah.
All that off.
Shadow is traveling.
Right on here.
Like that?
Uh, not quite, but...
Oh shit, more diagonal, okay.
More diagonal.
Oh, yeah, there's an icon.
Oh, that's okay.
Push me, push me.
Okay, I got it, next time.
I'll pop back a little bit.
Nice. One's close underneath the side. Underneath the side.
That's right, close by Savage. Underneath. You know, in, in, literally close to your right here.
Yeah, right to your right. There's a little cubby. There's a little cubby in, in the side right here.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, a little to your right here.
I don't worry about that.
Nice.
You can smoke the bomb and try to, uh, get on.
I don't smoke.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
That is the peace and you guys all me
We're the best in the tournament. Okay, what should I buy same thing? You should buy
armor by for armor and like
How you can turn your wall as you hold right-click and you move your mouse you can change the diagonal
You want to try to do that wall at the beginning of every round you have to go fast
I
Like that
You got the diagonal right but like these corners
Yeah
After you that you and your wall party
What a slow after it's like you know you're so good. I love you. You're so fucking good
Okay
I'm gonna max by armor. Okay. Okay, so you do that every single round and then
Savage just support her with like flashes and stuff you can flash leave if you want to right here to get info
So you don't have to waste things but you should wall this every single round
No dog no dog. Oh you can buy it, but don't don't use the dog
You just want to throw your blinds deep right here and you get info that they're there.
I thought it was a bad thing. It's just bad here.
Uh, that seems fine.
They're coming. They're coming.
Yeah, he knows I'm dead the whole time. I need to go faster.
Yeah, you need to have it reset.
No one's on the inside. I'm gonna go to y'all.
Yeah, I think we should go safe. They haven't done anything.
We're coming, Timmy.
Oh, there's one mid. One mid.
Oh
Wow that guy is good. Oh good. That was a full bar bottom. Oh
Oh, okay. Okay. Good com, Savage! Good coms!
Yeah, this is what I'll say when I start to go.
So, in order to do that, every single round, what you have to do is you have to have the wall pretty much in your hand.
And then you literally have a diagonal. You literally just instant run up and then left click. You have to do it almost ASAP.
We're doing good, guys. We're doing good. Keep it up.
You want to do from the other side of this thing, right?
So if I have a pistol shot, I just play passing.
How's it going out?
No.
That works.
Nice.
Nice, Timmy.
That's their best.
That's early player, guys.
Let's go, Mr. Savage.
Mr. Savage, Mr. Savage.
Nice.
Come on.
Spike down.
I'm with you, Timmy.
Yeah, it was all right.
Sa, you want to fight this?
One enemy remains.
Oh, you're so funny.
That's that.
What?
You went ghost mode.
Is he on you, Sa?
Nice, nice.
Oh my god, we're stuck in there for fucking a month.
Yes, beautiful.
This team is insane.
Does anyone have funds?
We're actually going to go for a month.
Good comps, Timmy.
Good comps.
Good work, everybody.
Yeah.
Get off it again.
Okay, I guess.
Remember, we have to do that every single round and try to go really fast.
Okay, okay.
We're going to win.
We're going to win.
We're going to win.
Hold on.
Call him up.
Call him up.
Call him up.
This is looking good.
I've never won one of my tournaments ever.
here um off the rip and flash yeah all right so they can't peek her and kill her okay okay
shadows traveling
they killed my bird i'm blinded off off the squad bro they say they say they can't
i'm holding the lower right part side let me know if they're up on the top
let me stay with you they come be come be come be come be yeah
fall and beat you should try to slow it slow it choke again they're coming
Oh, yeah, yeah, let me smoke on going out. That's good.
I can smoke. They might have rotated. Yeah, I can smoke right
I think they might have rotate. I think they're still there. I think they're still there. Wait. No, they're probably still here
Probably on the other side of this smoke
I'm a mulled out
Me ran on me ran out ran on me ran on me the other guys in spawn as well player stand. They're both back there to me
I
Did they long time yeah
Ten seconds left
Oh, you got a save. I forgot. Yeah. Don't die. Oh, no. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice.
Nice. Nice. Nice. Huge. Give me that. Absolutely huge. Give me that. It's huge. No charges left.
Good awareness
All right, same thing I'm B. Yep
You mean I have this lock
Yeah, yeah, I think they're afraid to push
Here oh I've been I've been
To me shot push with you or no
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
I bonded someone in the back.
A couple of bees. Stay, stay, stay.
They haven't pushed it.
They could be like that.
Let me know if you need me.
I'm gonna die.
Do you want me to watch me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Smoking me. Smoking me. Smoking me.
I'll pick you up.
Wait.
I didn't know you could do that.
I know you can hit that.
He's mid.
Jack's mid.
Jack's mid.
I'm scared.
How did it?
It might go B.
Like, play behind yellow.
Yellow blocks here.
Joke's over.
You're dead.
Coming A.
OK.
Wait.
Spike down A.
They're all A, Alicia.
You got this.
30 seconds left.
OK, planting.
Spike planted.
Yep.
Lower right, yeah.
We got him, right there.
Just watch your head.
Yeah, walk there.
It's like, I'm still fine, we're fine.
What is that though?
Like, a smile.
I've never seen that before.
It's his ultimate.
Pretty much like, it makes it like a clouded area.
Oh god.
Alright, we're good, we're good.
Fortune.
I shouldn't have left you there.
Bro, I didn't know, you know, this is Jack.
Bucky, he likes to go mid and then get on the hop up.
I do him twice there.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a I don't know. You can get on that metal thing until now
So if you're a man, he's gonna be down
Here
Back here to me
I'm not
We got this. We save?
Uh...
It probably would be smart too.
Yeah.
We should probably...
We should not die in this kitchen.
That's not a way of standing.
Spikes planted.
Can we give you some?
Show you're gonna walk around to this kitchen.
I'm gonna smoke him easy. Right here.
Don't die in this kitchen.
Whatever you do.
No.
Chill.
What if I just hit the ultimate? Try one me five.
No, no, no, no.
Good job. I should probably save you a right.
Chill. Chill.
You see my left?
No. I don't know.
I don't know.
I think you saved. Good shit, Ronald.
Am I gonna die to the bomb?
No, no, you're...
You're probably not, right?
I was like when you should play backside and they should be pushing in just one day
Are they going A do you think?
I don't hear anybody
That was a perfect wall putter
Oh they could be
Oh the Viper's here
I'm gonna stay B okay?
I killed the rest player. I killed the rest player.
You should be on them.
Nah, he's in the corner.
Can you come to me side?
Check up here.
Yeah, come here.
Okay, they might- okay, I'm down.
I get ulted. I get ulted. Later.
There you go.
It's me, anyway.
No ready yet.
Hi, welcome to the road to Lulley.
It's all the same.
You can still be here.
Here.
You want these kids?
Yeah.
One guy, one guy.
Fight planted.
I should watch the men.
one enemy remaining
found one
yeah it might just slow him enough where you can
and I try
oh I see this question
that was good
Some hero missing
Yeah, I bought a Vandal I think we should max by here
You can buy like
Whenever you do make sure you always slow walk if you're like
The last player standing.
Jason, Jason.
Yo, where's the key?
Biked planting.
All right, let's get a key.
Dude, I think all we have to do is kill Wapo.
That guy's crazy.
Yeah.
That guy is crazy, bro.
I've got shit on me.
He's got 13 kills, he's got 13 kills.
All right, you should, uh, like, save here.
Save you said, save.
Yeah, say like you have to buy like a sheriff or like a
Take a pistol by sheriff or buy like a like a bucky and you can see in the corner
That strategy is always really good, by the way, like you should probably do that
You should put a smoke down and then play inside the smoke
Me?
Like you know
I hear a smoke to me
Okay
I'm gonna flash be again. I got big flank big flank. Yeah, they should be obvious. I'm coming with you
One of them say yeah, one of them say they're all right. They're all right. He's good
I'm close to me. I'll take your knife.
One enemy right in front of me.
Spike down A.
Fucking beautiful, guys.
Oh, there's one right in front of me.
Let's go!
Here it is!
Big round!
Wait, that's not...
That is kind of broken.
Just getting a shot down.
Yeah, honestly, if you want to get a judge,
if you don't feel like your rifle is good,
you should get a judge,
and then just sit at a choke
and then we can just walk up.
That's cheesy, but I think that's not good to strap.
I might do a bro because if I take this
Die in another gun fight with a bandal. I'm just gonna die
Dude if we go seven five
I'm right here
have to watch for mid. I'll stay, I'll stay. There's an enemy in the car. Opening of A.
Get the back of A. He's good for me. Yeah, you need to keep watching that jinx. There
might be one B. We still have the wall here. Timmy, nobody's there. Stay there, stay there.
Once on me once on me once in this
Was that
Timmy can I come to you the ones there
There's no it's a say say say say
And you should say be you should say be to like see a back
I'm staying right away. Let me know
Just hold that hold the jinx you won't die
I'm gonna be committing
Be it speak should I go to be now?
Yeah, come be come be come be
30 seconds left
I'm flanking?
Stoltz?
Not bad
Oh yeah
I
Think right here we should do the same thing you will all be but then after your wall breaks
You should try to like
That's for B for B, but for our side we should hold.
So you want to just hold it?
I hear him.
I'm gonna try to flank here.
Yeah. I can flash B for you, so you get info.
Do you know where I'm gonna go next to me?
I'm flashing it now, give me a sec.
Yeah, he's holding the corner.
I'll TP him, I'll TP him.
crazy bad tp bad tp
One enemy remaining. Last guy was in a corner. Timmy, you did it.
In a corner? We got him here. He was in mid. Just chill. It's case on the worst player.
Oh my god, that won't scare the shit out of me. Where'd you kill your friend? It was mid. It was mid. It was mid. That was ages ago.
You know
He's met
With our comp yeah
You know how you did that wall
Your wall will be like this, okay? If we go on B, and then your wall will be like this if we go on A
Okay, you have your bomb
Yeah, so here wall like this if we go B. Let's go B. Make it simple
And then can you smoke top side second note and then bottom?
No charge is left. I'll make the red one smoke
Yeah, what do you where do you want to smoke right there? Can you do top side? Yeah, right there and then
So
this one
one now
walk up and one on the side
side side side
you should walk up and one on the left side of the wall
kill the left side
you should come back or back
are they good?
one's low
what's she up to?
nice Alicia, nice
I'm watching up on A
one's taking
gonna watch it
Oh, you're so good at every game
game. Okay, what do you guys
talk to us? Timbal, talk to us.
pretty good. We should master it. Make sure the wall goes this way. You don't need to turn it.
Make it go sideways. As soon as
as soon as you run up into place the wall
and then just find behind there.
put it down, put it down, oh no he's close, he's close
he's on, he's on
he's fine, he's fine, he's fine
hey, nice, nice, nice
i have a specter, if anyone wants a specter back there
put the wall, put the wall
is he trying to plant it?
yeah, put the wall
not diagnosed but that's fine
i have 20, i have 20
I don't know what to do with the top
I don't know what to do with the top
He's put this in there, can you handle this?
I don't have a slot right now
Top, top, top, top, top, top, top
I'm in the corner
Yes, Timmy!
Nice
Timmy, oh my god!
How big is your day, Timmy?
Actually, is it nine inches?
I didn't get it!
Holy fuck!
This isn't even your main game!
Fuck!
Let's go.
Extra credit?
Oh my god, drop 30.
Timmy, drop 30.
Alright, keep calling me Stratt and your IG out.
Same thing, same thing.
Let's go B, let's go B.
So, you only need a wall this way,
so I don't know exactly what the button is,
but you don't have to turn.
Like just have your wall, literally just like...
Sidewinds.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna dash, I'm gonna dash.
Uh, yeah, you can dash.
I don't see anyone, I don't see anyone, I see nobody.
Mabidi, I hear the box.
Close, right, I see him.
Hello.
Careful, he could be back here. Can you, can you stab one?
Can you guys kill that one?
Yeah, I will.
Stab one, stab one.
Nobody's down the box, come to the box.
Oh, nice, nice, nice.
I'm blind, he's on the right.
I just went and plant, yeah. Perfect wall, perfect wall.
The fucking shit in here son.
That is in the wall.
He's back on the wall.
He's on the wall.
More like it.
Watching beyonds.
Hold that sandwich.
I'm holding it.
The other one.
Last one.
Last player standing.
That's the last one.
Both both both both both both.
That's both there.
You're trying to set it to me. I'm kind of sold I let him walk too much. I let him walk
It's okay. That's okay. I kind of like you down there. All right, we're good. We're good. We're good. Yeah, still up still up
That's pretty much what we should do now if you want to switch the site maybe because I feel like we've done that every time
Now we go in and we go in
uh
You should always have bomb and then you'll do the same thing like your wall and then you're playing
Uh, but don't always just run in afterwards you wall like
We're gonna go a you're gonna wall like this and wall like this
I'm hiding, I'm hiding, I'm hiding, he's close, he's close
I'm not sure if he's smoking
I'm not sure if he's smoking, I don't know
Ooh, Mr. Savage!
He could be in the smoke, he could be in the smoke
I'm all doggy
I'm in the smoke
Doggy?
Why?
Wait, how'd you get it?
We're in
One backside, one backside, I've got him, I've got him
and you give me savage
all right
we're so
oh no no no no
nice guys let's go guys
maybe back to B, maybe back to B, that was such a lot of things we go back to B
When you push your walls at least you want to try to make sure it's like a wall to wall so they can't go past it
So like right here if you see right here the back corner against the back wall will always be good
No, this is insane teamwork, I know I know the team is so fucking good three more rounds. Let's go again
I got the spike. I got the spike.
He's on the hop-up, on the hop-up.
Yep.
I'm doing right there.
Oh my god, they have a crazy head peek.
They guys are crazy. They're crazy.
They have an e-tron.
One's flank, one's flank, one's flank.
What did I say?
He missed them all.
He missed them all.
oh my god
chat is back site, one flank one back site
oh my god
wow
oh my god
it's a good one splank though
uh
oh my god
jump up
oh my god I had the spike
I don't look so bad I think
oh I don't look so bad
Sam, you got the bomb?
Yeah, yeah, okay.
I don't know what Sam is on my habit, too.
I have an old...
I don't know.
I like that.
Oh.
There's an aggressive jet.
Oh my god.
Killing everybody.
I think we got...
Our other trap is better, I think.
Wait, wait, wait, can you walk?
Can you walk right here in front of you?
And then you grab that board.
and they can you guys guard her when she's at his arm?
run back to this body right here
you see it?
yeah that one right here
wow that guy
alright let's go back
alright he's gonna be
He's in victory
Oh he's right
I have some spike
Spike down, attacker fall
I need the head
Here
This way
I can probably go
Yeah
One to the right
30 seconds left
Watch me
One's left, one's right, it's right
It's fun, it's not a monster.
Oh man, let's go, I got things to do.
Yeah, let's go, let's try to...
Take the user, somebody.
Yeah, me and my...
Can you guys go A and the music, the second I'm going to go B.
You guys are not fake yet.
Do you want a user?
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry?
Are we forcing this one?
Yeah, we should, we should.
If you come with me, you guys are going to go A, fight A together, play slow.
I'm not going to eat some kai-
Might ate together?
Let's go guys, let's go
So we're like baiting for you guys to plant, right?
Yeah, so you guys just make noise there
Oh, I know I could die to that
What the hell?
We'll take it now?
Wait
Get out of my way!
He has the knobs
What the hell does that mean?
Oh, Viper's still here
I don't even know
Just try to work mid.
I'm sorry guys, I didn't know I could die to that.
You guys don't want to walk?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, make sure to slow-walk, I think it's shit.
Spike down, mid.
Or whatever it is.
They are standing.
left, left left left
yep
right
nice try
no sorry
okay
that's on me, that's on me
I died instantly
am i the only one who died of that
i might have to save this one
i think we go
i think we just go B
fight together with B
they're gonna pop the viper wall here
if they
pop the viper wall
then we should go towards uh
don't have the spike
we'll just A
we won't have the spike guys
the spike, the spike
Well, we have to spike
I'm gonna dash
We should wait for dog we dog here
Oh
I'm gonna go to his aim
Keep going, keep going
I'm on the bait right now
Yeah, at least you can come to the bait, that's right
I'm drinking, she's the bait
Alright, we may know this, let's go, let's go
Run faster
Nothing is wrong, fuck it.
Yep.
At all.
Somebody came.
I'm right.
He's right with the bandit.
I don't want to.
Nice shot.
I don't want to.
Is the bandit wrong?
Nice.
To the left, to the left.
One enemy remaining.
That's one left.
Oh, renaven.
Let's watch the go, guys!
That's how you bring back the game!
Hey, hey, I'm no doctor
I think you need you should look man. Yeah, yeah, we're pretty okay now
Yeah, I see me talk to me bro. What are we doing? I think you think they I
Like that and just getting in town. We'll be don't dash. Don't proc the dash too early. Sometimes like
Okay, you probably want to dash computer here. That's a good smell. Hey, where are we from here to here?
Yeah, the thing. Here's the here.
Oh, I'm bugging.
Hi.
Let's go to the right. Let's go to the right.
Let's walk up.
At least you keep on up.
I got the right.
What the fuck?
Bandit! Bandit!
Bandit! Bandit! Bandit! Bandit!
Nice! Good kill!
That's nice.
Can we release it?
Yep.
Hit the wall.
Stop right there.
the wall is too short
the wall is too short
I don't know
wait
wait
Phoenix is deep and spawned
wait for Tycoon away
I'm peeking mid
you have diffuser
I don't know
I don't know
can you smoke here?
yep
I think it's a little off
you're gonna have to play like where I am. Yeah, right here, here, let's go, let's go.
Ten seconds left.
I'm playing for you.
That's why you're standing.
I can't see how far I'm going.
That's on me.
I choke, squad.
I've never planted on that side, I didn't even know where I was planting.
I've never planted on that side.
We're very much in this game, we're good, we're good.
We're in this game bro, we're down by one, that doesn't mean there's nothing.
I'm gonna go bucky I guess.
One is nothing, yeah.
What should we do Timmy, I don't think we have any like money right?
um it's fine we could buy we could buy
let's get this i could buy you a vengie see oh man oh man request a guardian
regarding guardian i have a bucky
i'm trying to the garden i'm trying to walk up a little bit
before it goes because you're always waiting for the build yeah no just go
fast go fast you need to chase the dog and then walk up with the dog
go and get you that's not the gang for the odd kill start kill start
i'll hit him i think what is that what is that i don't know what that is
It's uh poison
They're on the fire
huge
We'll go back side really put it come side come side come side
I'll give you bomb you see
That's right here on that thing
That was
last player standing I should laugh I should laugh
he's up
go go go go
no bro
oh wow he stopped the geeky
I don't know why I peaked
I don't know why I peaked
I'm so sorry, that's on me
I don't know why I peaked
wow
haha nice nice nice
Nah nah nah fuck that
I don't know why I peeked, I don't know why I peeked
I had it, I had it, I had it
Match point
There's nothing to cry about
Losing one's case on
You want me to...
Yeah, what did you get, what did you get, man?
I actually, I actually had it
You can give me a ring
Yeah
And then...
Uh...
I'll give you
Alright
Let's try again
I'm gonna go on the bottom and get like a little bit closer
the door. So I just walk up. Yeah, walk up slowly here.
This is beginning.
Let's just sit on that hop up. Don't go out of that.
She's coming.
No, just walk up. Walk up.
At least make sure you slow walk, slow walk.
Like that.
I'm going to call you.
You guys need to come up.
Come up faster.
Come on. Come on.
Come up.
Run it. Run it. Run it. Run it.
right side and then you just I need you to go right side
deep deep in the back side
stop right
one
nice
kill that jack, yeah back side
I revive the blue king
oh my god
ow
reloading
I'm back, kid.
Nice.
Last player standing.
Out.
No, I'm off.
Good.
They have to kill you.
OK, go there.
No, bro!
All right, NT.
You fake it, R.
Oh, bro.
NT, NT.
Nah, I soaked somebody around.
Just try it, guys.
Just try it.
I'm going to win.
It's best to three, bro.
It's best to three.
Yeah
That was such a close game
Gds man, it was a pleasure. It was a pleasure. Good games everyone. Thank you for choosing me on your team
Yes, yes, yes, it was fun playing with y'all man chat. I fucking sold mother of
Why did I swing case on?
Fuck!
Why?
Why did I swing?
Why did I swing case on?
Check any other games?
Let's watch Joe's game.
Bro, I'm such a fucking failure.
Joe, why did I swing?
Missy Joe's game.
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe.
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe.
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe.
Joe, Joe, check Joe.
He ended? He ended? He ended? Let me call Joe. Let me call Joe. Let me call Joe.
Joe brother.
Joe I see your stream ended. What happened bro?
Oh my god, dude, this is the most mad I I think I've ever been on street. I like no we got
Like I don't want to say I should have the attack of for future attorneys, bro
But like I dropped stop in second round these European servers at these level three and then I draft skype
And so we want we load in and I go is with me squishy it's tight Kingsman and stop
And I go who do you guys play?
Stomping and Skype don't know any agents and so they go oh, I know how to play Tiat and
Raina it's I've been squishy like well. I think I can be on Raina's
We have squishing up right now and the other is just like the list so then it's on pins playing fucking
Brannard Franklin the Grimstone and we have a stage and it's just bro. We load in and we're sort of wrong
something on Ronsty and pick the fucking wrong
character and we don't need that so that's just despite my cortisol immediately
joke joke jokes teammates isn't talking about this teammates isn't there so he
gets like his mod and at some point all their names are like fucking booby man
43 like I have no idea who's who on the other side I their top track I go is
your top right your silver player like is that guy over and they go no he's
Ascended and then after the game, I'm like crashing out because I'm like what the fuck and they're like well
Well, you asked him to send it and I'm like well, you clearly knew I was asking about your mod
You could have just been oh no, that's Laze not our fucking mod
And oh my god, I was just getting ready for anything. Oh, so Ron's fifth round player is an ascendant
no
His fifth round player couldn't make it so he got like
that's what I mean that's what I mean that's what I mean the stuff
yeah he's dead
he was just getting pips off because I thought they were saying that their fucking mod was
Ascended yeah, they were destroying and party chat
Like it's like a one-on-one. Why do you just get on the mic?
It's just like
And i'm like, bro, come on like
Yeah, let's fuck like like just just don't fucking, you know, unmute
Yeah, tell the rounds over
Yeah, I just want to say
I'm sorry I crashed out then I just fucking screamed at my cat all the time. You're a fucking store loser
I'm like, yeah, no kid, I don't think that's a fucking bad thing.
And I just...
Joe, let me just say, I went to the end of your stream and just randomly paused, and
the still shot of you has like, you have like, you have like your red and there's
like nine veins popping out of your head.
I have to watch this mod.
I gotta watch the mod.
I think I could have done better too, but it was just like, bro, I was so confident
in my team so I hop in and I just feel like level three,
level one and the five, we're just like, oh no,
like we don't have, we don't have a calm.
Yeah, I'm gonna watch this vibe, bro.
I'm gonna watch this vibe.
All right, bro.
Hey, see you in the next tournament, man.
Yeah, see you in the next turning, bro.
Did you lose?
Yeah, we lost, bro.
I kind of, I left a lot of them.
My team was good and I just sold a little bit.
Bro, the only thing, I don't think you do it wrong.
I was just saying this in the hot two.
We need like, bro, we need level,
like time played in game, peak rank
on each player listed.
Because I'm going, oh, everyone's played Valorant.
Stompin's probably good.
But I wanted to grab Tee-Foo, step around.
My track goes Tee-Foo hasn't played in years.
Stompin, so I go, okay, I pick Stompin, Stompin,
Never play the fucking game!
And he's in Europe!
On a 116 fucking ping!
So, and then, oh my god, like...
Yo, yo.
Actually, he did well for what he had, but I'm like,
dude, he's gonna have gone fucking second-pig,
if I had known that.
I'm gonna pick somebody else.
Dude, I agree.
What we're gonna do for every tournament is, boom,
name, peak rank.
And when you invite them, they have to list,
you know,
I've played this and now
Yes, bro, but it's hard though because like
Yes, bro, I agree the thing is though
Here's the thing the reality of these tournaments, bro
Half of the people respond half of the people are like, yeah, I'm down and that's all you hear for like a week
So it's like are they are they gonna show up? Are they not gonna show up?
Also people love like sneaking in like they love not saying how good they are it's like how fucking good are you at the game?
But yeah, um, bro, I'm gonna watch your vibe, bro. I'm excited to watch this
Oh dude the last the last six rounds I was just you know my old team was silent and the
five three oh god oh my god it's 13 to four it's 13 to four all right I gotta check this
out bro Joe I love you bro and I'll see you soon you know I'll catch you back yeah he's
hilarious bro he's actually fucking hilarious dude he is actually hilarious
No, they're not your brother though.
That's all right, that's all right.
Somebody in the chat said here we go.
Somebody in the chat said here we go.
Yo, GGs, Ron.
Hey, GGs, man.
GGs, bro.
Great game, great game.
GGs.
Hope you win it all, brother.
Thank you, bro.
You know, sorry I was a bit of a dick, man.
like you know common knowledge not to like talk in that one I agree that
well yeah yeah you're trying to listen to comms and you go yeah
and you just have to get your noises
well I apologize that I said I wasn't gonna do it moving forward Joe
wait in this is my favorite human being on the planet bro there's like and then
and then we start the game bro he's so like and I know like Ron picked the
Wait, okay what Joe was saying on the phone was in the middle of a 1v1 one of Ron's teammates joined their call and went
So they couldn't hear that fucked up
But it's like bro, there's a level of rage meeting and then just being an asshole where it's like bro
Did you draft a silver teammate and we're just going he's a send-in one. He's a send-in one
It's like
Well, I'm confused. What are you? What are you saying that we were saying that was bad the whole time
I was saying the Nemo
No, because I didn't have the right mind if you go to my vato's talking in game chat and not party chat
I was talking the whole time and they told me the way that I was okay to be fair, bro
I'm just gonna say this I love Joe, but Joe might have drafted the worst team in the tournament like
He drafted Stumpin way too early Stumpin literally told me he has played three times. I told Joe
On top of that he drafted Skye Skye instead of playing the game two of his players have like
20 minutes combined to play time, but I literally when I did fix it
I said and I quote I said Lays is the fat chop right no fences in
I said that he was ascendant borderline diamond because he's a Senate 1-0
I'm not I'm not pressed about that. I was just saying what I asked YBG did on mute and why
Just called me just called me yo Joe. How's it going?
Okay, you're right. I did say good pick. Okay, you're right. I did say good pick, but Joe, the thing is, I didn't like, stop and told me he played the game three times.
He played the game three times.
He is stopping, so he's like good at life.
I did though, I did forget that he's in Scotland.
So I did forget about that.
Jack, come and stop me that.
Yes, I did forget about that.
Come on, come on, take it.
All right, all right.
He is right, he is right.
Let's continue, let's be on the last.
No, no, I said, you said their top frag is a silver.
Laze was the top frag.
We've been said he was ascended.
No, I said, okay.
Look, I'm all for, let me save this bro.
I'm all for having fun.
You guys know me, bro.
I get loud, whatever.
The one thing I can't stand, though,
is when people think if they raise their volume,
they're correct or something.
It actually drives me fucking mentally insane.
Because it happens in Among Us, too,
and it's so fucking annoying.
But if two people are arguing, raising your voice
does not mean that doesn't mean you're correct now
just because you're yelling.
I see whoever he's talking to just say that.
I think it's why I didn't know who it was.
So I asked and I just got aired.
And then other people got the veins are coming in.
And then my whole chat is saying just you suck a deck.
I'm a sore loser.
I am a sore loser.
No, no, you're not a sore loser.
No, no, no, no, I am a sore loser.
I'm a sore loser.
But Joe, we got a fight looking at chat.
If I look at chat, it's like, if I look at chat, bro,
I'm going to see my social security number, bro.
It's like facts.
All right, bro.
You know, I'm not trying to be turbo negative.
Good luck to you and your team, bro.
I'm dipping, dude.
Thank you, I have a good rest of your fucking day.
Hey, can I get that right?
No, you ain't getting that fucking right.
I'm a nice friend.
Hey, I swear to God, this guy is hilarious, bro.
I swear to God, this guy is hilarious.
I mean, this is me.
I wish this was longer.
I don't know who you read, but I am God.
But like, I swear to God, he's hilarious.
Once we dead, like, what did we play that was so wrong?
I'm so confused.
Everything was like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, they're acting like I'm like over-exaggerating.
Like, see, this isn't just a stupid shit, bro.
Like, I don't know.
Like, I'm gonna just stop doing these fucking funny problems.
Like, some second, like, I get mad and motherfucker's like,
Oh, what's the problem?
What's the problem?
Why are you so fucking pressed?
It's like, God damn it, bro.
Jesus Christ.
Like, what am I exaggerating?
What am I exaggerating?
It's I was annoyed when they unmuted wallets mid-rack that stick had shit doesn't matter
Yeah, that's uh, that's unsportsmanlike bro, and like obviously Romstein would have won the game if he didn't do that
I'm not an idiot, but that's unsportsmanlike
That's fucked up. Who did that chef? Who's the one who ran into their call in a 1v1 and yell?
That's like something a five-year-old would do who did that
Who did that?
YBG, okay
He's banned from all future tournaments. I'm sorry. You can't run into someone's call
Like he can play this tournament sure he's been like you can't run into somebody's call in the middle of the 1v1
It's just about respect
On top of that you already know you have a better team it's like why are you doing that bro?
Why the fuck are you doing that? That's like chat. This is something literally a nine-year-old would do
misinterpreting do we have the clip of him going into their 1v1 have eyes I
mean that is like I'm gonna be honest that is like come on that's like
disgusting your top-frag is Nemo right so you go oh that's that's ladies just
sit I'm so standing out what like I like obviously I should I go oh your
top-frags not silver I mean he's fucking hilarious bro you know what I'm
I'm asking right like that's all it is. That's all I'm saying. Hey, you're top-ranked silver. No, he's ascended. Oh
Maybe with more than a very surface level that would piss me off. Can you guys know I hate that? I hate when people are vague
There if there's someone shitting on you and then someone's like he's silver. He's silver
He's silver like I've actually had shit like that happen in speech like that shit is annoying as fuck. He's not silver
interpretation I'm actually getting pretty heated watching this we're going oh
he's talking about Nemo Nemo's not our top right I didn't know because everybody's
usernames fatten chopped fucking muncher 45 like we just have random ass usernames
so I don't know who anyone is so I'm just going hey like you know it's not
that deep bro this is the thing I've been a sore loser since I was five I
would cry why are you a tomato bitch shut the fuck up no-life loser no-life
loser shut up shut up here's the thing I would cry when I was five when I would
lose you know I would cry when I lose a game of memory I'm a sore loser on
Colorado run called it yo run run what's this what's happening
It's a little bit of a debacle.
Yeah, so people are like, strip.
Yeah, that guy's really, cortisol levels are max.
YBG held his mic down in game.
He didn't join their call mid-round when it was a 1v1,
but their Phoenix was a bot, and I was going to win anyway.
The score was 12-3.
I don't know if that round would have made a difference,
but we can replay that round if they want to replay that.
No, bro.
We're not replaying.
play like we're not replayed but I'm just saying I just I just want to say I'm
just gonna see a clip of it y'all are obviously a better team than that it's
not and I didn't change the course of the game I'm just doing an investigation
of if I should ban him from future terminus or not me and have mine like
Like I was told, right?
I was told he joined or I was told he intentionally messed up comms in a 1v1, which is just childish
shit.
No, he didn't admit to that, but he talked in game and then he didn't do it ever after
it.
He said instantly he wasn't going to do that.
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
Like, no, yeah, that's like what a nine year old would do, bro.
after he did say after that he wouldn't do that again and then he did stop and then he
said sorry and then he did stop and then also that was what we want to meet against someone
else and I had the ball planted and I would have won and I'm pretty sure my chat is telling
me I don't know if they're lying I don't know if they're lying or they're saying Joe
did that too.
Did Joe do that in retaliation of YBG doing that?
No I think I was the first I'm pretty sure if I'm not mistaken Joe was like reaching
me around a couple times I don't know my chat's only that I don't know we
My chat saying no no he didn't know no Joe didn't
Joe's calling me hold up Joe's calling me
Yo Joe
Okay
Okay, how do I, how do I group call, how do I group call, okay, how do I group call?
FaceTime, stable run, add.
Hey, add Joe, add Joe, add Joe.
Let's hash this out, Ralph, for real.
You're the leader of your team, Ron. Take count of it.
Hey, Joe. What's up, dude? I was just a question.
Number one, Ron, you're lying. I did not hug you. I did not hug you mid-game.
Well, I don't know if you have this God complex. I literally just said I don't know.
I was reading my text. I said I couldn't. There was one guy. Listen, listen.
I don't want YBG banned from events. JXE said that. I don't think YBG should be banned.
JXE, all of JXE's chat was also slightly wrong.
And I think JXE misinterpreted it as he joined our Discord goal.
He did not view the party chat. We wouldn't have lost either way. That's all I was saying.
I'm not mad at my DJ. I rated him. Stop picking your nose, mid-fucking-call.
So boys, it looks like we're on the same page here.
Guys, yes. Here's the thing, bro.
Um, I'm gonna check out the clip. It's not a big deal. Uh, if nobody wants him back, it's fine.
Yeah, no, I know. Yeah. All right. Well, yeah, I think we're good guys. I think we're good. We got a little hashtag. Okay.
Like I just I think
I'll get it mad and then I'm with you on that I lost CS first round. I
Fuckin was so mad
No guys, okay, we're good
fucking drafts the worst game possible.
What yeah, what I'll say like if it was up to me because Joe, I don't give a fuck.
Okay, if YBG did that like to me, I would probably get a man, but if you don't want him to be man, I wouldn't care.
No, don't ban him from future.
Alright, because that shit would piss me off to another dimension.
Let's do a charity stream together bro.
You ain't gonna do a charity stream with me.
Let's do it bro, let's have this out of the charity stream. Let's see who can raise more money.
Okay.
I think I would raise more money than you would raise.
Okay, so let's do it, bro. Let's do a charity street together.
We could do a little bottle charity. You know what we could do.
Next time you got a charity street, let me know.
I'll put a link to it and we'll see what the race will be.
See, guys, this is a beautiful ending, y'all.
This is what I'm talking about. This is what the Jinxie tournaments are about, guys.
I want a middleman of all times.
What?
What?
I said, wholesome moments like this.
Yes, bro. Wholesome moments, guys.
This is what it's all about, man.
man look I lost in the first round to Joe you know what I mean I can't even
make it past the first round are you in your semi game right now all right
bro good luck to you man good luck bro thank you and Joe I love you bro
Joe love you Rob. Love you
I just, you know, be positive and understand, you know?
At the end of the day, the day got an end, bro.
I'm sure that to realize you guys
did not get something out of love.
Well, guys, hey, thank you guys for playing, man.
And I love y'all, bro.
All right, good luck, Ron, Joe.
Thanks for playing.
I also lost.
All right, peace, guys.
Peace.
All right, let's keep watching this, bro.
This is great and all.
like I just love the real like passion of joe bar like I have to fit I have to
finish this losing yo if the other teams are ready to start semis they can start
you guys know how to do it if that's your buddy I'm gonna watch I watch we'll do a
little watch party but yeah I'm gonna watch the rest of this Lacey called him
Lacey Lacey talk to me how's it going bro hey GGs bro well the player in
question of being banned not from today but future events is YBG I need to see the
clip I don't I don't really think no I don't think Ron I don't think Ron did
anything wrong yeah I did we've been run yo Lacey yo bro get in your semi's game
bro hurry the fuck up yes you played good you play good he played good okay
now chat do we have the clip of the instant do we have the clip I'm tournament
admin bro I don't give a fuck like I want to rule with an iron fist like I might ban
a motherfucker today I don't know what I'm gonna do bro I don't know what I'm
gonna do it pisses me off because obviously Joe's being nice right Rob's
being nice I'm not being I'm the fucking admin of this fucking fucking
tournament bro and my higher up is hive mind bro it's like Emperor Palpatine
and Darth Vader. Bro, you want a flood comes in a 1v1, you'll never play in an
event again. I'm kidding, John. I'm most likely not gonna bet him. I have a high
cortisol spot. I'm most likely not. Let me focus. Let me focus. When I'm losing,
vibes are real low. So some other shit that pisses me off immediately gets me
going. That's how it works. Like that's all it is. Like I'm not kidding, bro.
I relate to Joe so I'm not even kidding, bro. I'm not mad at Ron. I get
I think I have anger issues as well. I get overly mad, bro.
I understand. His team's already getting shit on.
on the guys running in comms in a 1v1 and screaming.
And then he's like asking questions
and he's getting rage bait responses.
Like that's pretty annoying.
But it's just like, bro, there's a level of like,
you can tell I'm pissed off, just answer my question.
Like, just answer my question, right?
Like, is it really worth the clip to just be annoying?
Like, I guess it is.
But, all right.
Skeddy's thinking of the three.
Same thing you did.
Don't read chat.
Joe, I do this too.
I've got to work on this.
When I'm already pissed, I read chat.
It makes it worse.
Like it makes it worse.
I actually think there's a couple of thousand people
in this chat who literally jerk off to me getting mad.
I'm not kidding, like let me say that again.
I think there is a group of three to 4,000 people
in this community.
If you know who you are, type me right now.
If I'm talking about you, type me right now.
I'm getting pissed thinking about it.
Where they see me get mad
and they literally type the most annoying thing ever.
I remember the day where somebody said bro never takes accountability and I literally went off of a cliff I was mentally gone for an hour
Joe does this too, bro. I'll get mad and I'll read chat knowing I'm gonna get more mad
Rage baited. But that's what I'm saying like I understand I rage me people people rage bait me and that's a big part of the content
Like when we hop in a call and mother fuckers tell me to moon landing spake obviously the rage-bending me it is content to rage bait Joe Bart
It's it's one thing though what I will say it's also there's a level of rage bait and there's a level of respect
It's like if someone's in a 1v1, you know scream in all chat like it's just it's about like not being a douchebag as well
It's the goal of a lot of these group calls is to rage bait
But it's like bro. I'm asking a real-ass question, and I'm just getting wrong answers five times in a row
It's just annoying. We would have lost either way
See, look, there's people on the chat saying it was fake about the moon landing, like that.
I drafted a bad team. I also didn't do great myself. I didn't know that Skite and fucking Stompin were level 3.
And Stompin's my second pick and he's a hundred and fucking twelve thing.
You know, I drafted bad. I thought I drafted great. I was confident as hell I lock in.
Everybody goes, oh, I just downloaded the game.
Oh, well, I guess I'll go fist myself.
The only thing I ask is future games have time played in-game and ranked.
Time played in-game and ranked.
And location! Joe, location. Don't forget location.
I need to do this. Joe is right.
Like, this concept is still in its, like, this is like the fourth one we've done.
This is still in its early stages. Joe is right.
We need to professionalize, like, a Discord server or something.
But the problem is mother fuckers don't text. I don't know what it is, bro
And I'm not gonna like say name, but it's like I'll text somebody. Yo, man
This is an event we're doing if you don't want to play
No worries if you don't want to play no worries if you don't want to play no worries
Yeah, I'm down bro, and then I don't hear a word for a week
Hey triple checking for tomorrow reminder for tomorrow triple checking for tomorrow quadruple checking. Are you good to go?
Nah, man. I forgot I have to do this thing today. It's like I can't even get people to text me
Let alone let alone like ranked time play. I'm sure we could do it, but no way with 40 people
It's not even fucking possible unless me and high-bives are gonna get on anti fucking depressants
Well, unless me and hi-bites are gonna get on fucking anti fucking depressants and fucking Adderall
Maybe we can get through it people don't tack like they just it takes
It takes five seconds five that's it five
Five otherwise I'm gonna have a satisfying the clip if you can oh, they've probably played Valorant. Nope
Never never played that what so my second pick has never played the game and motherfuckers are going
Hey Joe, T-Fu's- I was about to draft T-Fu's second pick, and Motherfuckers going, oh T-Fu hasn't played.
T-Fu hasn't played in years, pick stomping.
What?
What?
Hey, I'm not a faint.
No, no, I'm actually not a faint, bro.
It's PN, it's PN, okay, we're going to watch the clip after.
We're going to watch the clip after.
Keep it in, keep it in, keep it in, keep it in.
And then motherfuckers get mad at me and you're like,
oh, your team's ass.
I'm literally, bro, just, next time,
I'm not even looking at my chat.
I'm gonna just draft the team, I'm gonna draft.
That's what I'm gonna do.
Fine, I'm gonna stop.
I love stomping, I love spying.
It's not spying.
I love stomping, I love skype.
But it's like, god damn, bro.
I didn't know they never played.
Never played.
Highbass callin'.
Highbass callin'.
Hey, Adman.
Looks like you're another disaster, buddy, man.
Yeah, can you hear me, Mike?
Yeah, me me me?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Um, you'll have us. The mic's back. The mic's back.
But...
Um...
Okay.
Yeah. The mic's not muted. I know. I know.
Chad, is everybody good?
Hi, Mike. Are we good?
Yeah, we're good to go.
Okay. Um...
Yeah, so
Are y'all ready are are are y'all ready? Yeah, wait wait wait. I
Know you look good girl. Yo, shut up
So I
Mean this is like insane that how does how does this happen?
Whatever bro
No point of even talking about it. What was it? There's no point of talking about it, bro
There's no point in talking about it.
Maja, time to move on to talking about it.
Thank you.
Just time out.
Clifton, Chip and Bill.
All right, y'all ready?
Yo, Ron.
Jack, Ron, whose POV do you want to watch for semis?
Enjoy your perm with Ben, bro.
If you're about to get fucked, I don't want to get fucked.
How is it?
Wait, sketch me to the second round?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, oh, I'm God.
Lock in, bro.
This is a-
All right, everyone kill it.
Everyone check out.
Don't lock anything.
Don't lock anything.
Yo, mute your mic.
Mute your mic, dude.
I
Who's feel me who's feel me I
Need that you should have got poppy. Yeah. Oh wait. Hi. Can you show me the clip?
Can you show me the clip, can you show me the clip, show me the clip?
Mooda, Mooda, Mooda.
No, no, chat, I was gonna, I was gonna get poppy.
I, I, I mixed up.
I was told, I, I misunderstood.
I was told Alicia was playing pop.
I, I misunderstood.
Yo, Joe, what's up?
Yo, sorry, can you do the mic real quick?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
All right chat, I'm on muted. We're back
Potential to be really funny I just want to say Mootus radiant his team is horrible
He has three bad players and one good player. I think it's a potentially really fun
Last player stands one enemy
With no mother water watch I never watch it must be pit it. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you Gucci. All right, so this is the clip
actually dork shit talking yeah yeah uh yeah that's fucked yeah that's not I mean
that's exactly exactly what I thought it was gonna be now I chat I mean I'll
fuck the hive mind about it I'm gonna watch this game this game has
potentially be really funny okay guys all right that's what you're supposed
to lose I have a feeling we could have a
potential mood a crash out on our hands here we can have a potential mood a
crash out
remember
yo there play for two nails to nail
hello yo yo yo yo
brother's neon shit we got this so good for being just neon rotate wherever we
want to well this saw this run sketch on stage yeah well that well that well
I love it, I love it. Nice. Good wall.
B, B, B, B!
Markzoo, it's on B.
Yeah, he's on the spot, he's on the spot, he's on the spot.
Tricky's good!
Bro, Tricky's good!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Nice, scotch.
Okay, okay, who is that? Why is he Thanos though?
Yeah, why is it? Why is it? Yo, yo, who are you? Okay, we can't tell this. Yo, yo, who are you?
You guys send in one? Okay, yo, yo, sketch. I fucking love you, bro. Sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch.
Sketch just saved the game. Sketch just saved the game.
You guys, what about it?
I don't know, bro.
Bro, I don't know.
This force, force whatever you can.
Dude, three nails would have been rough.
Who is?
Who is?
I'm gonna play garage with your long, kid.
Yo, yo.
Who's fat and chopped and why does he have 30 kills?
Me alone.
No, no.
I'm not in one.
Is that played?
They're coming fast, they're coming fast.
They're down.
We're all late, fucks now.
Gun here.
Run down.
They're not up.
Someone go A, yo, never leave A, uh,
Zoink, never leave A by the way.
Unless, like, unless, yeah, unless we calm it.
Don't take if I did, don't fight, don't fight, we're alt numbers, we're up numbers, we're up numbers.
You might alt-steer, I see.
I have full charge and I can wall him off, they push through there.
Wall break garage.
Yeah, I got a garage, I got a garage.
I have one smoke.
No I still.
Adjoining long.
One step long. I think it's still gonna be long honestly
Same thing same thing same thing same thing same thing
I mean you get you know what you know you could leave a but it's just good
Focus both these guys a trick is out-fragging Muda. Holy fuck noise bro. Yeah, I need buy anybody buy anybody buy
Sketch by press B sketch
Sketch press B and then look at the top left is a big
Muda sketches by band on the left side
Sketch well that thing again sketch I told you all every round sketch is on a wall
Be be be be what it's not okay, I'm ideal
I
Be dirty check out lovely bro nice
Disgusting
Actually, I'm all I'm killing the cypher
How many kills does trick have
Nice, bro. He's not me. He's not me. He's around. Hey, it's trick. It's gonna ace
Paula that guy has a sheriff by the way
He's literally
Oh
Trick is gonna ace. Oh my god. Yo, this guy
Yeah, I'm just an ass player by the way
I'm ass the fuck just happened. It's like you got me. I'm 70
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What is this, Frank?
Come on, bro.
Yo, I like that wall garage because it forces them to either go B, C, or A.
But he's in every round.
He's in every round.
Yo, look, good A.
Yo, yo, this guy, this guy, ladies, he's going to start slowing down, bro.
I know, bro.
These guys coming to go.
He's got no, no, no, pilot.
You're good, gang.
You're good.
You're good.
Don't even trip, bro.
Don't even trip, bro.
Don't even trip.
Don't even trip.
We're trick is carrying fucking Mura, bro.
for what
They're what?
Oh, Jota, sir.
Hey, hey, hey.
You want to climb, are they coming?
Oh, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah.
Joke's over, you're dead.
I'm out of here.
Here we go.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Come on.
Nice.
Oh
Sketch 1v3 1,000 gifted if he went this what is his crosshair what is his crosshair what is his crap?
Oh
This is a like
I'm gonna watch Ron real quick. I'm gonna watch Ron, but I'll sleep off me. We got a game here boys
No, I think I did say keepers today, but I didn't know which one was the real names
Yeah, everyone just widespread here. Don't use you to everyone. Just like free collateral is not
Nothing in here
Neon's all night. I'm gonna make a stable and autoply
What is that?
Oh
Dude
First case scenario we only need one or two more rounds
I'm gonna try this door one more time. I'm gonna try this door one more time
Was that a throat I gotta use this guy brother. Yeah, what is this character's name? What is his name?
They got a weird like a certain going on bro, we got to slow everything down
We just got to change our entire place bro. I think yo chat Dylan can't do this all man
I think mood of my just wait. I think mood of my just win. No go back to mood up
Um pilot hold long see you'll know right away. They're there. Don't take the flight though
just get ready for it
oh my god i fucked up the i fucked up the wall
got it
are they going to rush?
are they in?
could be in v3 time
you wanna smoke rush?
smoke rush
dvl dvl sketch dvl
love you baby
you gonna flash you gonna flash
no one
last one last one is long
you're on here
hold on me hold on me
buddy
Luda is actually disgusting
Luda is actually disgusting
he's on the right side right
let's go
I'm gonna hit him bro
wait wait wait
this team looks unstoppable
don't go for a 40
what was the score to their first game
first game. What was the score of the first game? 13 to 7. Damn, Jason's team was pretty
good too. I think this team is just gonna fly to everyone, bro. Team looks too good.
Jason broke his monitor?
Wait, what do you mean?
Is there a club of Jason?
Jason broke his monitor?
Is there a club of it?
Really?
Wait, I'll refresh because Chrome is so bad.
can I go back further fuck mooder there to go there I have my old showers to who
Shower's on low.
I'm just trying to push out.
Might come ADO. I'm gonna walk over.
Hey Jason.
Short. Shower? Shower's in short, yeah. They're out.
I'm gonna wait for the next one.
Let's play.
25 and 14. You run back you all. 25 and 20. I think that's it. Jason has the most kills
on his team. Call him out. I might ult if I can take first. Oh my god, I do ha.
Good try, huh?
GG, Joe.
All good.
They have hella confident players.
Yeah.
Damn.
Fuck Neon, bro. That's so annoying.
Yo, that's like a legit fight.
Yo, get set up, get set up, set up, set up, set up, set up, set up, set up.
Hey, hey, GG, guys. GG's, guys. GG's.
Oh, no.
Exit damn I am ass
I could have 25 kills fucked on by the neon unfortunate 25
Yeah, is there my
You were owning so sorry about that a strong. I don't think you're a gamer. Yo Yugi. Yo, this makes a big brother, bro
Yo, listen
I appreciate that for calling me and I guess that's the GG is it you didn't get the results we wanted. Wait, what was use of KD? Can we get a check on that?
Ah
Holy shit. Can we get a can we get a check on use of KD?
So, if you want to- Oh, wait, you just went, okay, 6 and 13, that's not even about Tifu
went 2 and 14.
Yeah, you can wall long this round, maybe.
Hasn't played battle in six years, though.
Wall long instead of hookah.
I don't think you're a gamer yo Yugi yo this niggas a big brother bro y'all I listen I appreciate y'all for playing
you know that's GG's you know we didn't get the results we wanted yeah of course of course I appreciate y'all y'all have a good
All good.
Good rest of the day.
Real quick, is there a loser's bracket or is it just one and done?
I don't think so.
It's one and done.
I think it's just one and done, yeah.
Well, it's nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you all, too.
Yeah, it was good.
Yeah, have a good one.
GG's, thanks for the games.
Yeah, great game.
See bro, this is why I always like to keep my cortisol pretty low.
You know what I'm saying?
I like to always keep my cortisol at a bare minimum.
Yeah, because I just can't be caught like this, bro.
Did you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that's probably broken, I think.
Yeah, but it's probably broken.
Keep your quarters on low chat, dislike me.
Um, here, shall I check our?
Six four, we got a game!
We got a game, we got a game.
But I don't know, I think Muda has two really, like InstaMath's two good players, like two really good players.
And three not good players.
Five, sorry.
There are no one on the other team, seven.
Yeah.
Put a chat on it.
Put on chat, put on chat, put on chat, put on chat, are we ready?
I'm paused, I'm paused, I'm paused, I'm paused.
Keep watching.
Yo, ladies, I did not know what life is, bro!
Wait, finish the, finish the, uh, okay, finish the clip.
He's gonna be there.
Alright, no more talking, no more talking, fuck!
Sorry, CTE, CTE.
Finish the clip.
Music CG YouTube music CG YouTube
Music CG YouTube
I lose my fucking monitor
Muda stream sniping?
Oh, let's see, bro.
Is anyone?
Is that you?
Not one.
Not one.
Is anyone?
Quick fucking look to the right monitor.
With my stream in the background.
Look at Chad.
Shower, showers, showers, showers.
I mean he could just be reading his Chad.
He could just be reading his Chad now.
He can pause on half, maybe he can pause on half.
I just don't want to be annoying bro, it's okay.
I'll just, I'll make a couple more rounds.
Yeah, it makes over. I'm not in here.
Fucking last round.
It's common you want
Keep watching let me finish this game. Let me finish this game. I got you Jack
On site
Nice, bro.
All right, let's fucking go.
I'm in spawn just through 360s, fuck it.
All right, so, baby, I'm just...
We should have did One's idea.
Oh yeah, what happened to One?
How did his team do?
Hey, what happened to...
Yeah, we should have just moved to the last four players.
I knew it.
Wait, how did One's team do?
13-9, shy stuff.
I saw any clips can eclipse any clips any clips how did he do how did he do?
Chat what is this a stream sniping accusation on mood up? Is anyone
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I think it's going to be really slow.
They're just going to press down.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Stack A.
Stack A.
Stack A.
Stack A.
Stack A.
Stack A.
I mean and that doesn't like to look like a snipe, no?
Minimap?
Okay, okay, okay, there's one.
Sketch, you have bomb, Sketch, one A.
Sketch has bomb.
Let's go.
Watch out.
Here, here.
You can go A long.
Now, how are we sniping?
I'm dropping one smoke for heaven.
Sorry, I was looking at it.
I'm dropping one smoke for
I was looking at fucking mini math bro
oh yeah, I missed my smoke
I got shot
why would ever you guys use no game audio
60 60 on brev 60 on brev
60 60 60 check 60 60 60
where was it?
was mid
could be flanking me now
like planted was mid hit 60 he meets it for better comms that's so
Play for top, play for top, I like this.
I love this bro.
Play for top.
YAAAAYYYYYY!!!
Give me that, bro!
You're a fucking pig, yo.
Drake, you work on fucking fire, bros.
Fucking hell.
Oh, look at that fucking meter boy.
Let's go, keep it up.
He's not out, one more time.
Alright, what do you guys buy here?
I buy Stinger, that's what I buy, but your reign doesn't...
Yo chat, I'm gonna keep it a bean, bro.
Trick and Mura.
Trick might be the most underrated player in the tournament, bro.
24 kills!
They're literally 2v5ing.
I think I think it's gonna work, and honestly, I don't think...
I feel like we're gonna say a B, look. Actually, no, they have shotguns probably.
No, no, no, don't... everyone...
It needs to go A.
Just chill, just chill.
I'm gonna let it...
Mera's right down mid.
Wait, one's running up A
Nion's not nice!
They're fighting me! Speed A!
Speed A! They're fighting me!
Come back, come back, come back
One push up short!
Nice! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
They're all over behind you
I'm out of here
Grab my orb
Sketch get boned on
Flare here
I'm watching sure when you get your reason one sure one sure 80 80
if it's a 3v3 it's just wraps a long long long long if it's a 3v3 it's
wraps
I
Tell us check Ron, you know it is more fun to watch the team that's about to lose I'm gonna be honest
No one even needs to make a hero player.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right, bro.
You're right.
You're right.
I'm just, I gotta tell you.
I'm gonna ace, bro.
I'm gonna ace.
Just find them and then come.
Evil.
It's not evil.
I just like watching the POV of someone who's about to race.
I don't know what it is.
I'm walking up and he on the ground.
I mean, that's all my YouTube comments are.
a guy for like eight months two years ago who just commented I love watching you lose on every video
literally like uh literally same guy like eight months just I love watching you lose
we make people bleed like as if like me winning runs five and 12
runs five and 12
Wait, squishy still in? Squishy still in?
Bro, come on, we got this y'all. Coaches right.
Bro, I'm telling you Muda's just gonna like keep pushing bro, he's a burger.
I'm gonna hit actual burger.
I got a dark minute.
Squishy lost.
Ron's 5-12.
Jaisa.
Cold Panic.
Yeah, no, it's yeah, no.
We're planning on it.
Yeah, yeah.
He's backside, backside would have handled.
Yeah, we have
We'll do best of three finals. All right, get the two best teams
I'm locked
I'm locked
Young with ceiling, so does it 75
One's right there and one's to your right
They're leaving the area
Come on Ron, one V2
If Ron won V2
Oh that's my best
That's my best
No, that's my best
No, that's my best
Muda has 28
I don't like this
We still have a 5
We still have a 5
Bro, I'm actually
Bro, I'm actually
We're still in this
It's actually over
I'm surprised Ron's going negative
I'm surprised bro. Who is looking for e-kitten? Who is that?
Holy richly by the way. Yeah, no no.
6 and 13 Belvin YBG. Well, you're good, but you're good, but you're good
6 and 13 Balvin, Bronno's the lore. We're good. We're good. I'm playing it.
It would be like 6 and 13 Dean. A lot of it. 6 and 13 D.
Bring along bro. Nobody knows trip
I'm a shit ass bro. I'm shit ass. Don't sleep out of it, bro
Bro, it's like wins this year
This should be the second term and so it's one
Second six I haven't even won one. Ah, I've been one even though I thought I had the best team one time
Fight planted
My stumble stumble stumble. It's over. He's gonna do the same right here
My head dig them too. Oh, oh this brick is so good
match point please roll like this is but we get them dequeued that's your
they were lucky we can get them dequeued we can get them dequeued how
we can still win this Ron we can still win bro Ron I was promised this win
two thousand years ago do you want to win we can get them dequeued I'm gonna
make it here I'm gonna make it her black I'm not gonna win this game
normally we have to be cute them but they're looking for the shooter
What's the shit
This team is just a bunch of trolls
Bro, we should have just listened to all day all hail Lord on a pixel bro. He was right
I don't know why I got like gas lit by Muda into thinking he we could draft the team brother brother brother
He's radiant like like runs good. Yeah, he's radiant
Like we should have just listened to Lord on a all the hell Lord on a pixel
literally
You had Timmy yo, bro, did Timmy hit radiant one and Valorant
guys guys guys yeah but Jimmy had me I had to me but Jimmy had me I had to me
but Jimmy had me that logic doesn't make any sense y'all
I don't know who did it, but someone swatted me and my mental was off yo, it's just like
It's like how much you can play bro like how much to play cats out of the bag
Yeah, there was a swatting in the middle of a tournament like what what even are these tournaments at this point at a time
People are getting swatted in the middle of a tournament cats out of the bag
Yo, I don't know what to say bro. It's me bro. It's me dude. I
Know Ron bro, I'm gonna be honest with you bro like
So don't ever take that bird
Okay, thank you
Chat let's check on Lacey, bro. Hey, let's check on fucking Lacey. Yeah, bro. I don't know
There's a swatting in the middle of a tournament. Okay like
Okay
How's Lacey whoa
Oh, Lacey's 9-6.
See, I have a habit, I have a fucking habit
of basically whoever I lose to wins the tournament.
No, no, no, let me cook.
Rocket League, I lost by one goal.
Oh, that's still gonna, I still,
I still wanna like die thinking about that game.
Rocket League, I lost by one goal,
they win the tournament.
I'm telling you, I have like a thing
where like whoever I lose to in the first
I
Will forever hate watch your teams
or he said streams.
Three three boys.
He left he left.
Yeah mother fucker.
Send them down.
The big.
Let's go boy.
Fucking go bro.
Come on.
They see so tough bro.
They may see so tough on bro.
Bro, Lacey's kinda like good at games, bro.
I don't know, Lacey's not really bad at any games.
I don't know any games that Lacey's bad at.
Who's tons, tons?
Oh, like tens, I see tons, okay.
It's because he's fat.
Yo bro, what do you mean it's because he's fat?
That doesn't even make sense.
Yo bro, like, I swear to God,
somebody said it's because he's,
Yo bro, that doesn't make you better at gaming.
That doesn't make you better at gaming.
But you know what it is, bro?
Here's the actual ball knowledge take.
Brother, if you were pro,
like if you were really good at Fortnite,
I mean pro or like semi pro,
at least it was like semi pro.
If you were like a high level Fortnite player,
I genuinely believe you will be good at any game.
Because Fortnite is such a unique and challenging game
where Fortnite is a game that challenges your mechanics
and your brain simultaneously.
Like if you're good at Fortnite,
you're good at a lot of games.
God, save us, man.
Y'all, oh my God.
Wait, high-fives is playing.
I forgot, high-fives.
High-fives in my other team.
High-fives in my other team.
This is Sophie.
High-fives planted.
Holy crossover.
He's gonna be close to you spawned,
careful so he could be here.
Then one of my trailers.
He could be left, he could be left.
One and a-
Nice move!
I don't know.
Nice buck!
Come on!
Get the fuck on him!
Bucky, Bucky, I first shot your fucking hand.
I first shot your fucking hand.
It's fucking gone, bro.
It's pissed off.
Yeah, I'm not even trolling.
Great fucking entry right there, too.
Yeah, is it me?
Every time I set up a tournament, every time.
I start out winning,
my team's amazing, and then I just lose.
Is it me? Is it me?
Bro, I can't win.
Let alone, no, let, let, let alone win!
I can't even make it to the semis.
Brother, listen.
CSGO Tournament, I lost in the first round.
Walk with me here.
Rocket League Tournament, I lost in the first round.
Vowderment Tournament, I lost in the first round.
Yo, bro, I'm like first round Frank.
I can't, I can't.
And it looks like this vendetta of psychos that are like,
uh jake say you always rigged the tournament you rig like are you praying dad no i'm putting
the piece together i've never even made it to seby's rig what i can't win a game i can't win a game
are you praying dad
you break it and lose every time anyways because you're okay
Okay, yo bro, legitimately go fuck yourself, like literally go fuck yourself.
Hopefully finals is close, bro, help finals is close.
Hey, I'm just gonna say selfishly, I hope Lacey wins just so I can be like, oh yeah,
we lost to the team that won.
Also I left so much on the court, like that 2v3, when it was me and Alicia, I shouldn't
of swan post plant the other round when we had it was a 5v3 and I walked into
bucky I should have did that but that is overextended I'm such a I'm such a like
literal sack of shit you know what I regret though I wish we did the siege
tournament I wish we did the streamer tournament on siege on 5v5 like 3v3 was
so stupid it's because I thought we wouldn't get about people but yeah I
I wish you did that
Because like Siege just should not be playing 33
Literally, it should not be playing through this. It's a big Tunzy in this bitch. Yes. Yes. Yes
Just do another with 5-5 yeah, but it's um it's gonna take like forever to set it up
But also there's so many problems with siege like Ubi connect, but yeah, I would love to do another one
That's 5v5, bro
Literally
I hear a bunch, I hear a bunch to my right, I hear a bunch to my right, he checked it,
she checked it.
Ouch.
That's a worthy trade.
Enemy spawn today, cross your lounge.
Look I would love to do 5v5s.
Oh my god.
I bomb, I bomb, I bomb.
I bomb B.
I'm kinda stuck here.
Yo, go up him, go up him, go up him, go up him, go up him, he has a bomb, he has
a bomb.
I'm kind of stuck here.
Go up him, go up him, go up him, go up him, go up him, he has bomb, he has bomb.
Apex, I thought about that as well, but how would that even work?
Also, League of Legends, I thought about that as well, how would that even work?
League could be a peak streamer tournament.
You get one pro per team, like I just think that would be generational business.
Just watch out, you got it.
The chess one is in like six days, Chef.
one more here
one more here, hey?
I'm gonna be on bucky, I'm bucky
Tonsie's on the way, Tonsie's on the way
yeah, one's gonna come out showers
they're both there?
you slow shower, sir?
fuck
he's deep in
High-mine gets killed on bucky
I think it's gonna be one showers and one right side
they're both there
ah, you did
30 seconds left
I'm gonna go to the GD
Ember, he's got a plan, Ember, they got a plan
one enemy remaining
Luda, call him
come on, bro
come on, bro, come on
Luda, what's up bro, talk to me bro
I want to, I want to tell you that this win is for you and your trap.
I didn't keep this win.
J-J!
Give this for you!
Yo, Muda.
Uh, fuck that shit, bro.
Hey, and fuck you.
Hey, Muda.
Listen.
Are you coughing?
What the fuck?
Can I explain, bro?
You-
You don't watch me, but you gaslit me.
No, no, you gaslit me, bro.
I should have just gave you the crumbs, bro.
Trick is like, I didn't get the crumbs.
No, you didn't!
You handpicked.
Yeah, great.
You were gonna have many ways if you got, like, listen,
bro, listen, can you listen?
I'm listening.
Listen, be unbiased and be fair.
Yo, bro, hey buddy, hey buddy,
are you one tier behind Ron?
No, you're not.
So why should you be one pick behind Ron?
Think about that.
I was last pick.
Yeah, logic still applies.
Are you one tier behind Ron?
No.
OK, you should.
I should have just I should have just let everybody draft
and then you get the crumbs.
Daddy Oni Pixel was right, bro.
Oh, did I not get the crumbs?
Drew, you have trick, bro.
Tricks like the whole fucking pizza.
He's like, he's.
What did I do?
Bro, it's gonna be fair.
Trick is good.
If you do something like sketch, you kill every game, both the skill hit and the skill
hit isn't too close.
Also, move the- whoa!
Okay, hold on.
Yeah, bro, that's sketch, bro.
Like, love him to death.
He can't play video games.
Listen, bro.
Next thing.
Yo, there is accusations of you sniping.
Can you address this, bro?
on your mother's life. Somebody said his nose is growing.
All right, continue, continue.
Oh wait, when you read your chat, you look up.
Okay.
Uh, okay. Now, Mura. Mura, I know you wouldn't snipe in a stream at the end.
Come on, dude. Come on, dude.
And I know you would never win trade, either, bro.
Alright, Mura. Good luck in finals.
Yeah, I mean, it's also just my fault. Like, again, I'm literally a sack of fucking human motherfucking feces.
We stacked another team. It's my fault.
Why is Muda one tier behind Ron?
Am I brain dead?
And of course, One was the only one to say it,
because One is such a chat, bro.
One said, One said, listen.
One said, we just do the draft,
and Muda gets the crumbs.
One was right.
We should have just listened to One.
And I literally said, I said, I said One's right.
Broke a shadow, let me explain this.
Let's chat, listen, listen, listen.
Hi, guys, is there a way I can draw
on like a drawing board?
Okay, hi, guys, is there an app where you can draw?
I could explain this.
I could explain this, hold on.
Like, let me explain this.
Hi, guys, can I draw on a drawing board?
Paint, thank you, hi, guys.
So, chat, walk with me.
Listen, I'm gonna explain this.
So, look, we have captains, right?
We have Jynxie, Joe, Lacy, and then we have like, you know, like Agent, and then we have,
you know, like, let me talk.
You know, we have like Agent, right?
And then we have, you know, like Jason, and you know what I'm saying?
Then we have like Ron.
And am I missing somebody?
Jinxie Joe, I think that's Lacey, Agent, Jason, Rod.
Who's the other captain?
Then we have One, like right here, OK?
And then 95 dimensions away in a galaxy never seen before.
There's Muda.
Like, like, so basically it's like, OK, I pick, then Joe picks,
then Lacey picks, then Agent picks, then Jason picks, then Onay picks, then Ron picks.
And it's like, okay, like the players are getting like progressively better.
And then you jump in a rocket ship and fly.
And that's where Muda's skill ceiling is.
And like as soon as Onay said this, I said it was right, I said it was true.
And then I got fucking gaslit because I always, my whole life I'd always get gaslit.
Like I should have just let everybody draft Mooda gets the crumbs bro. His team would have been asked, but his games would have been close
He hasn't even had a close game, bro
Like I mean to be fair, I guess you could hypothetically say maybe Jason would win
Now if Mooda didn't have a trick Jason would probably win
We'll see what happens in finals
See what happens finals his finals ready look at Mooda stream right now
If you have times on your...
Hold on music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music music...
Who's in finals? Lacey and Mura?
Is this guy sports betting in the middle of a tournament?
Yo bro, this is shit I'm talking about.
Brother brother, you're sports betting in the middle of a tournament.
Are you like actually like...
...braindad?
Like...
What's wrong with him?
I
Treating facility and your machinery isn't working
Hi, I started
Hey, I'm I sounds going in a scale in one day
This one this one's on me and I'll take blame because I am in it. No, no, no, no, no
Wapo he's top two. He was top two in the world
He just shit on me, bro. He just bent me over and had his way
He dropped 36 kills, but no, let's get to the bitch about it's not on you you
want to know why it's not on you have eyes because no no no it's not on you
have eyes let me cook well it's not on you know it's not on you oh have eyes
you you got him Guapo he's a great player you didn't even know how good
Maybe if Guapo, okay wait, maybe if 25 streamers, 30, call it 30, maybe if 40 streamers could
respond to a text message, then maybe me and High Vives wouldn't just be the last minute
getting people, again!
Maybe, maybe we would do more research and have more of a screen time if people could
read their fucking phone for the love of God.
It's bad, bro.
Because this is what it is.
We got to get replacements.
Oh, how good is this guy?
Jixi, what region is this guy from?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I had 30 people cancel.
I don't know.
I don't know.
of it high right now listen we have people cancel right we have no time to do our due diligence
and then this happens this happens so now in the final it's going to be one person versus
another person and they're just going to find but listen bro he just had his weight with me bro i
can't even get a shout off on him i swing him come back show me the show me the scoreboard
show me the scoreboard you see you don't want to see that i close my game show me the scoreboard
Hey, from now on, hey, we're not doing text messages,
high fives, we're not doing DMs.
We're doing a Google fucking doc.
What's your rank?
What region are you?
How much play time do you have on the game?
I'm in the FaceTime.
Just look at this, me, look at me, horrible.
You know what, I'm not a Valorant player.
I don't play this dog shit game.
Then you just grow up here.
My best player, 19.
Oh, he has 36.
Oh, he had 36.
He had 36 kills.
My best player, 19.
He just farmed the whole thing back.
He just farmed them.
And now, hi Vods is sad.
I mean, bro, at the end of the day, bro,
it's like, at the end of the day,
the day got ahead, bro.
Oh, oh, Tracy, no, I have another staff for you, bro.
Let me see the performance versus, look, look at this.
I killed Bucky, I killed him three times.
That's not bad, you know what I'm saying?
Everybody else killed him once.
Nope, welcome down here.
Oh, and I didn't even kill him one time.
He killed me nine times.
Hi guys.
I can't kill the guy, bro, he's immune.
He's a fucking...
But hi guys, you know what it is, bro.
It's not Guapo's fault for wanting to play in a tournament for money, bro.
It's not even your fault for getting you in, bro.
Because at the end of the day, bro, we had 20 fucking people fucking fucking cancel,
bro.
So you know what?
Fuck it, bro.
Hey, burn this bitch to the ground.
Clearly nobody wants to play Vateran.
I don't know.
Chat, CS go.
Tournament fills up in 10 minutes.
R6 Tournament fills up in 10 minutes.
Rock and leave.
and filled this up in 30 seconds.
That weren't!
And it's like, oh, oh, I can't make it.
Oh, Jinxly, I forgot about this.
And then some people just said,
Jinxly, I fucking hate boudering.
And then, oh, but Jinxly, I forgot about that.
And then this, and then that.
Oh, okay, so we'll reschedule.
Oh no, we'll reschedule, bro.
We'll put it on Saturday.
No, it's okay.
We'll give you guys another week, bro,
to think about it.
Oh, I thought you meant Sunday.
I can't.
Sunday's Easter. Okay Sunday's Easter. So we're not doing a tournament on Easter. So we do Saturday. Oh, you said Saturday
Oh wrong time zone. Oh, fuck you like
Hi guys, here's what it is. No, here's what it is
from now on no no no no I'm not fucking around here's what it is bro no this
is a fucking airport fucking security bro listen if you want to play in a
tournament cool I'm not doing Twitter I'm not doing tax bro give me a Google
doc formula all right what is your rank what is your peak rank now your current
right did I say current like you gaslighting bitch what is your peak
rank how many hours you have on the game what region are you how big is your
penis what is your sex life like we need to know everything about these fucking
people before they fucking talk everything before they fucking talk
but they have like a two guapo is like case in it's like the R6 it's like
They've tasted it in their team.
But bro.
He's very good, he's a very good player.
Skech said you suck.
Skech, you're just lucky.
Skech, you made it into the pro team, bro.
I haven't done that yet.
Skech, I'm not the one, I'm losing the first round.
Yeah, bro, how did your tournament go?
I didn't ask you, what's going on with you?
How do you think it went?
How do you think it went?
Lacey got it.
Now we're getting into the OJC.
If I'm too good, why don't you invite me to the tournament?
I'm just kidding about how good I am.
Bro, did you sneak yourself in, Ralph?
Nobody said you, bro.
You're good.
Hey, bro, you're good, Ralph.
Nobody said you.
Lacey, Lacey!
What's the problem?
What's the problem?
There's no problem.
Me?
Do you want to know the problem?
Do you want to even hear the problem?
Yes, let me hear the problem.
We got A2 Guapo in.
He just dropped 36 kills.
He's insane at the fucking game.
It's not your fault at all for drafting him.
We got a tube wapo like an hour before the tournament
because like 25 fucking people have canceled
in the last two fucking weeks
that we had to rescancer the fucking tournaments
and me and high-fives are gonna be up.
He was the second victim, I feel like, I feel okay.
Let's be honest, kiddies better be wapo.
I swear that's a kiddie.
Look, bro.
Hey, I might be a sore loser, bro.
I might be a bitch.
I might be a piece of shit, bro.
But at the end of the day, bro,
people need to respond to text messages.
Ron called it in.
Yo, Ron, what is up, bro?
What is up, bro?
How are you doing?
Where have you been?
All my life.
Dude, you wanna just de-queue everybody
and play in finals?
Kidding.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
I'm gonna debunk the fuck out of this mood.
Dude, I'm gonna ask you.
Debunk debunk debunk because apparently there's a stream there's like a stream sniping whole thing
Interesting interesting so you're saying Ron you have absolute
Do concrete evidence that Muda Stream Snip or speculation?
I'd like to say I have evidence.
You have concrete evidence that Muda Stream Snip
in this tournament tonight.
I would like to say I have evidence.
Somebody in the chat said, put your tits away.
One moment.
I care, probably not, but something here is sus.
Show me in your stream.
I'm going to your stream right now.
No, Muda are run if you have concrete evidence that he's sniping then we have something here
So why did you call me and say this?
Okay, Muda he's watching bro like Ron, why did you call me bro?
Did he snipe or not bro because I don't like I'm gonna say I don't think Muda snipe
So this exhibit
Runs he looks now look closely look at his eyes closely
Clearly looking at a chat chat is saying
Big nose. This is not a mini map look. This is not a mini map. And we can reference this. We can reference this look in other clips
Anyway for
Smiles the smirk of assaiment
Starts running over as a radiant. Are you gonna run each thing or you gonna hold an angle? You already have two people you're holding
So why would you need to rotate each thing up? No cops
Still reading
Wait for it.
Screaming.
Stack A. Exhibit one.
Saying it five times.
Wait, wait. Run. Run.
I hear you double.
So I'm just going to end on FaceTime, but I'm watching your stream. Okay?
I'll call you after your investigation.
That's Exhibit one. Okay.
Exhibit one.
That's Exhibit one. Okay.
Exhibit two.
Give me the other clip!
It keeps sketch-beads.
The one where I said, minimap eyes, minimap eyes.
Where's that one?
That one's actually a classic.
What is this one?
Oh no!
Where is minimap eyes, minimap eyes?
Where is it?
Oh, now it makes sense I'm not going to hide.
THIS ONE!
This is an interesting one.
Everyone open your horses.
Oh, fucking smoke.
Yeah, I'm running in.
Look at this fucking nose!
First of all, that's point one.
Point two!
Looking so far today.
Are we all team?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Look it, why are you reading your chat when you're entering.
Suss, it's suss, it's, meho, this is suss.
The mini map is not down there.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no no, no, no, no, no.
Trey, Trey, please come back, come back.
Writing to me, writing to be, I want it to be,
I want it to be, I want it to be.
Very suss.
Where's the last clip, the one that sells it all?
So I can show you.
Now notice how, oh, go ahead chat spam it.
He's looking at his mini map. He's looking at his mini map. He's looking at his mini map watch this debunk
Allah give click
Allah, this is gonna be today. This is gonna be the one where I said it
Allah. I need the one Allah. I need it
What the fuck is whoa? Ah, what was that? No, not this one. Wait for me
Is that a laser beam?
No, not this one not this one not this one the other one
There's one more. There is one more. Hold on. Not this one. Not about a shifty this one on
No, now we're all the way back at Joe. Oh geez fuck hold on. It's been a great day, bro
I don't know this is it. No, no, this wouldn't be a jinxy tournament without you know, maybe some snipe accusations
This is just so no
So nostalgic so nostalgic. Where's the last one? There's one more. That's big the wine, bro
Do you remember the clip where I was getting sniped in that tournament on Lodgy?
You guys like what I'm talking about?
Hold on.
Where he like, he like looked at his like phone, then it's like Lodgy, Lodgy, one in Lodgy,
two in like, do you remember that clip?
Close attention.
Is everyone locked in?
Close attention.
Chat.
Look at his eyes, look at his eyes.
Wait for it.
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
Where Trick is carrying fucking Mura, bro.
Watch, look at his eyes.
Right, why would you read the mini map when the game hasn't started there right? This is a chat read ready keep watching
Where good wall chattory
You know mini map read you see that look at the eyes look at the eyes eyes don't lie. That's a mini map read
Chat that's a chat read. Oh, that's a mini map read. Oh, yes
My boy you could tell the difference there's a difference. Yes
There's a difference there's a difference it's debunked look at this that's a chat read look at the mini-map
Chat eyes
Mini-bass this is actually bad. Oh my god. I
Look at this. Look at the full
Oh
No, why does it always happen?
Why does it happen? No, no put the trial
What do you think chat what do you think chat what do we think bro?
What do we think, guys?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
This might be our worst one yet, have I?
I'm not even kidding.
We screwed the poop.
Shit.
This might be our worst one yet, have I?
What do you mean I moved it?
My chat's been there forever.
Bro, Jake's the answer to God.
If you believe that guy, dude,
Yeah, I see the clip from look on your face.
You're literally hiding the smile, bro.
There is literally no way you think I'm sniping.
Jixi, Jixi, before you even say anything,
look at my POV, bro.
Look at my POV, I swear to God.
Look at my POV.
Jixi, how am I supposed to read chat?
When it's all the way over here.
Jixi, this is how I rest my case.
This is how I rest my case.
I
Bro, but mutha mutha mutha in in in um in one of the clips that round was showing you look like that
And you were like no no no yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah or something like that
No, I'm wrong cuz you ask you I don't know if you're actually trolling out run
Like what are you actually what are you saying?
Because I'm getting like a thousand fucking fucking rage
I don't know. Wait, don't do this, Vic. Hold on.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run. Look at my stream for a second, Ron. Look at my stream.
Looking. This is an investigation, bro. I'm going to run.
Ron, you're saying, Ron, how am I supposed to read chat, okay?
Well, my chat's all the way over here.
You're saying, Ron, read chat. You know I'm going to read chat.
You know the one that Ron showed where you were like, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you were looking at chat in that one.
No, I wasn't, but my chats over here, if you ever see my face like this, I'm ready to chat.
What was what was to your left other than your big monitor?
Yeah, my question is, I'm not even unironically, I swear to God, I'm not even trying to hate for him.
I'm actually genuinely curious.
When you look at your map, you look so far to the left.
Like there's a point where you're like, I'm looking like, I'm seriously, when you look at my stream, it's like, you're looking like this, like literally full force to the left.
the left the only way the only way I can ever look at chat is listen put up put up
any of the stuff clips if I'm looking like this then I cheated if anything if
I look like this this is where I'm being chatted
me how hold on what do I do chat but you never do that you never like I don't
Bro, that's how I look at my monitor. This is my monitor
Can you explain one thing? Okay, go I'm gonna screen share real quick. Okay, go and I want you to be honest with me
Yes, I'm honest. Is anyone
Okay, go
We're on your monitor your monitor ends right here Muda
But Ron, Ron, can I tell you something Ron?
Muto, your monitor and I can hear you.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, but Ron, Ron,
this is the point.
And your eyes are here.
Yes, yes, but this is the perfect counter.
Stick away, stick away.
Ron, stop, stop, stop, sketch, sketch.
Ron, where else would I be looking?
Look at my eyes, look at my eyes, look at my eyes,
look at my eyes, right?
Look at my eyes.
But your monitor ends right here.
That's not where the chat is.
Well, no, that's probably where I was looking, bro.
You can literally, Ron, just look, look, stop, stop.
You're actually pissing me off, Ron.
That's mini map, bro.
Second of all, look at my POV.
If I even look anywhere remotely near here,
there's no monitor here.
The monitor is all the way back here.
The monitor, you can't read it, Ron.
I can't read chat.
Ron, go back to the laser's one.
His monitor is on an arm.
He can move it, say you swear.
Boss!
Wait, say Wallahi, he can move his monitor.
Mura like, obviously I can, obviously I can.
But go back and look bro, if you really want to.
Shit, I don't have one of those, I have this flat monitor.
But Mura, if you want to be like that, you can go through my entire Vaughn, I never even fucking move.
No, I'll give it to you bro, I lost fair and square, but not Wallahi.
Hey Shane, I got two of them, what a game!
Shut the fucking game!
Mura, you act like this is the first time you win traded bro, hold on, let me lock in Rooker for this.
I'm just trying to think.
I think I think this is a DQ perma band forever. No, I don't listen man
Something it's us. I'll give it to you though, bro
Nothing sauce, bro
Look, here's the thing bro. That's weird. It's what I'm just saying mood up hurting me. It's hurting me
All right, mommy. I guess I'm the one person in the world is hurt. It's very interesting. There's a thing, bro, right?
So Buddha
On your mother's life. You were not my mother's life. I'm not stepping well, but it's all his mother's life, man
I mean fuck I believe him and I just I never asked me what happened April 4th bro about showers. What is the room for?
What is that?
April 4th shower shower shower stack a never ask him. Oh
Today's April 4. I just realized that you know, can I say something? Yo squishy? Yes voice of reason
All right, I have a few things to say this I'm all I'm all for like fairness and tournaments, bro
I don't think he was sniping, but I do think he was reading the chat. Yes
I
Spill back in your Bobbo you look at that the same way when you're not streaming Valbra like that's what I was saying
I don't think he's actually I don't mood I get as though they
Literally, I guess it's just word against word, but well on everything I love I look at chat me twice inside time
It's just it's just no it's okay to reach out
I reach out to them. I'm just saying like it would always be can like it would always be right when you make like
Oh, like like those plays like when I showed them
All right, I have a question a question
I need to know that game did you look at that see a position and go to it based on the chat?
No, well no on everything I love on if they love God kill me and think away my career
And I fall off tomorrow. I serve my life. No one on everything
I love okay, because I agree with Ronda
He does it with us the whole time great state needs to do and all I was telling me to do was heal
We fucking love. What are you talking about?
At the end of the day man, and here's what I'll say and run
You're you're unbiased, bro. Ron. You're a pro. Why I lost parents. I'm not gonna lie
I look at my dad. Can I say it's not a lie? He rinsed me. He rinsed my shit pause even
I didn't say this bro. I
Think my ass and I get inside down. Yes. You guys ever wonder that I have I've been playing this game every day
Can I say this though? Let me say this let me just say this
I think you're just like you think that I'm saying that I think you watched streams
I did my channel. Hold on. I don't think that I'm just saying I think that you yes
I I I think that if you think it's a hate form sure I think that your chat the fed info here and there and you read it
I would do the same thing. I did it during FNCS. I cheated another streaming. We're looking at other streamers
I cheated I stole that shit. I stole that shit. They can't get me. It's been six years, bro
Like I did that shit. I was wanting kind of like bro. What you did, okay?
Listen, I think this tournament. Well, let me be let me say this bro
I know a lot of shit right now. Yeah, this tournament was cooked from the jump, bro
Hey, listen, it's all my fault again. Yo, I should have just not even mood is team is too good, bro
Moons and God
Like
Oh sketch I said you're the bro. Yeah, it's no I said Mooda and trick bro Mooda and trick
Well, that was fair cuz no victim
Every time I touch a tournament it burns
It burns to shreds.
People are getting swatted. We gotta stop.
We gotta stop.
It's okay to get swatted, bro. The police just came over and greeted us with guns for our face.
It's okay, bro.
That's how you greet someone in America, bro. You bring a gun to their face, bro. We'll be fine.
Lacey, good luck.
No, no, no, no. Before you guys leave.
Free as we can you guys look at the screen share?
Someone I'm on set I just want to watch the finals. I want to see that's okay. Listen people your screen share mood that way
Yes, I'm anime. Yes, okay. This was me in the middle of the
What is this? Where was this?
We're watching
This is where I read chat. Are there four e-girls on your team under this is this is for another segment
But this is literally four days ago. That's the same look
Look, look.
Yeah, but Moona, didn't you say you turned your head fully
to read your chat?
Yeah, but you're back-handling now.
No, no, no, look.
What am I looking for?
Look, bro, please.
This is how I read.
You're not even reading chat.
Your eyes are closed there.
That's how I read chat right there.
So now you're looking down?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, keep it up, go on.
You're self-reporting.
That's not a read of chat, bro.
Yeah, Moona, come on, bro.
This is how I read chats.
This is how I read chat.
Moona, I think what you should say, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
It's like, hey, maybe I did read chat like you know what I mean? I didn't I
Say
Guys, let's do finals. Yeah
My knees and I'll say daddy
You're to go bro and
Puppeteen high-fives bro. What do you listen? I think I also miss is something else here
Oh
No, no, no, go ahead. What do you miss? I'm just saying if realistically if Moot is trying to look like at a wide angle
Like out of his peripherals. He can't see over his nose anyway to read the chat. Also his eyes go sideways. I'm not kidding
They look they go different directions
So he's he's got an account for all of these things. So he's he's going against the water now
This is a game that I was playing and ranked by the way
Can y'all watch this also through that bro this thousand cups. I just look at a thousand
Okay, here's the thing here's the thing finals was supposed to be VO3
But now you guys do you guys still want to do a VO3?
Yeah, this is bad. All right, just do a VO1 finals. Yes
We started at five
I'll be another tournament rule.
Look bro, it's all on me, bro.
It's all my, and me and high-bives, bro.
We are pieces of garbage, okay?
Next slide, next slide.
I'm sorry, guys.
I'm gonna get started.
I'm gonna fly.
You're fucking, your events are like literally,
no one else is doing though on Twitch, bro.
Sorry, I don't know controlling it.
You're deadass.
You're the only stuff right now,
you're the only stuff right now
that's putting together like events like this
consistently from fucking streamers.
You're bringing the community together.
bring in the community together making us all get in one place play tournaments
shirt is a bunch of baby raiders and a bunch of shit going on but this wouldn't
be possible yeah I know bro thank you but it's like this one yeah might be
ugly bro Jinx you might be ugly and you might be chop oh my god he's gone
beyond both those lights and you know you might have really big nipples but
you're doing a great thing here for yes okay yeah but we just got me and
high-pitched have to clean up the scouting process and it'll be no
The problem is these fucking streamers have egos and they cancel last second on you, which is fucked up
I'll be the one to say it
I'll be the one to say it
I-
No real quick, can I buddy?
How the fuck is Joe back?
Tell them it's gone for three hours
I was gone for a while, but I'm here
Yo, I just wanted to say I didn't watch it to stream bro
Jixie, these tournaments are awesome
Like, there's gonna be problems
There's 40 streamers, there's 40 race that thinks you'd be a fucking bargain
There's 40 communities, bro, you literally can't win
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right
No one's gonna love each other here, man. We all just gotta be happy. You know what I'm saying?
Like, appreciate you guys, man. All right. Well, I'm glad everybody's having fun, bro.
Let's get the finals going, eh? All right. We're good. Everybody good.
You know, only for the finals, we're good. Moodah host, Moodah host, Moodah host.
I'm not going, not only, I refuse. That was in a rule, I refuse.
All right. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. All right.
We are good, bro. In the finals, man.
Okay. All right. Yeah, bro. Look, at the end of the day, bro, it is hard to like, bro,
because here's what happens, bro, especially with like draft tournaments in specific,
because I'm trying to like figure out a way to make it go perfect, but it kind of
just always goes up in flames. Like, bro, today people literally got like swatted. I
I don't even know, bro.
Um, it's like, when you draft people, it's like the skill ceiling of Players Matters,
because let's say like, last minute somebody cancels and they can't play, but they were
a first round pick.
It's like, it fucks up the entire tournament in a way.
You know what I mean?
It fucks up the entire tournament.
Because now we have to redraft, you know?
W forms.
That's what I would do.
The general, the general.
Hold on, one second.
G&T run, really late.
Kat, you're not sure I remember?
But yeah, bro, the thing is, though, the vetting process
is hard to get people.
Because remember, it's 40 people.
Not even, it's 40 streamers who,
I'm just going to be honest, bro.
Streamers have little to no concept of time or a schedule.
I'm just going to keep it in the box, bro.
Bro, there are people where it's like,
I always say to, like, yo, we're doing this event,
if you wanna be in it, cool, if you don't, totally fine.
Yes, I'm down, bro, great.
And then a week goes on, I already say the date and time,
like date time, this is the event, date time.
I'm like the most clear person ever.
This is the event, date time, yes, I'm down.
Seven days goes by, yo, bro,
Tournament is tomorrow, Tournament is tomorrow,
this is a reminder,
because I like to send out reminders
to people that I'm questionable about.
The response is always nothing.
And then the day of it's like,
oh man, I forgot I was doing this today.
It's like, so because you did that, right?
Because you waited eight fucking days
to give me that response.
Now I have to get a last minute sub.
And we don't like, it's a last minute.
Like we don't know how good the person is.
It's like, I'm like live while we're getting people.
Like I'm streaming while we're getting people, bro.
streaming while we're getting people.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like, that's the shit that is annoying, bro.
It's like, I'm gonna give you a day at a time
if you can't play, that is totally fine, bro.
But if you say you can play,
I'm going to lock up your spot, obviously.
So then on the day of, when you say that you can't play,
which happened way worse last week,
it's like, what the fuck do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do, bro?
Cause I locked up your spot.
Your spot is completely locked.
And then you're like,
oh man, I forgot I was doing this today.
It's like, all right, bro, what I've been doing.
It's people bring it.
All right, let's watch the final step.
What PLB you guys want?
Lacey or Modena?
I'll go negotiate what's this.
Hey, hey, hey, we would request to do web servers here.
Oh, no, we're not doing web servers.
Go.
Oh, yes, yes, we are.
No, no, this is, this is.
No, it's central.
Central.
You should have moved to LA.
No.
It's just in Pennsylvania.
Nope.
That's on you.
Sketch.
That's on you.
Sketch.
What?
Let's move back.
Skeptics competitive I like it dude. Okay, I'm clearly the best player. I'm dropping out of 30 kill wins. All right
Wait, they see I have a really really quick question. Did you read gift that bracelet gave you to your brother? No
Are you telling the truth? Yeah, I'm showing you in the camera
Open your stream
One every day I promise
How much do I owe you?
All right, let's look at the prediction, bro.
I said B01 because the tournament is like
two hours behind schedule.
The tournament should be done at like 10.
So if we do B03, it's gonna be done at like 11 or 12.
We're just gonna do B01.
But listen.
We're not playing West.
So why does Mura have eight ping?
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, what are we?
He's in Toronto.
He's literally on the servers, bro.
I don't answer, man.
Hold on.
Wait, hold on.
I need to go talk to them, I think.
I need to go talk to them.
Yo, yo, guys, the best issue with the server?
Yes, bro.
It's crazy.
Yo, yo, I like to see every single game.
We've gave everybody the server.
This game, we need the server.
We're not doing this shit this time.
We need the server this time, bro.
We have people on West in struggling.
That's not even talking.
That's not even talking, Tixie.
Here, I'll wait until he joined the server.
What server do y'all want?
West?
West.
West or West?
But if we can't get West, Texas.
West, if you can't get West, Texas. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Uh...
We prefer West.
But I'm on 70-
Yo, we have people with- Everybody, four people on 70-Bing!
Let me have a word with corporate.
They should just put it on Virginia, bro.
This is ridiculous.
West!
Let me have a word with corporate. One moment.
I mean, come on! Give me a break!
Hey, I-Vice, how's it going?
How's it going?
We have another debacle.
Uh, what server?
What's it?
Uh, it should just be a mutual server where everybody's on the same thing.
That's how, uh, so they're complaining that mood is on eight ping. I don't know. Okay. And then what service it right now?
Uh, chat, we're not doing the other tournaments an hour behind schedule. Are you guys just saying that to raise baby? We're not doing the other three. Um, it's on, it's on, it's on central.
Okay, and they said central what I mean fair just try that fair server, but here's the thing if we go to Texas like lucky said he wants to Texas the other reason wants to go to Texas is because he has six big one Texas.
I'm Texas.
So I need to send K-Prem.
This is why I said hi, guys.
We should have went to the bar and just,
hey, we should have just got drunk, bro.
This is what I'm saying.
One moment, I will be, I'll be back.
I'll call you shortly.
Hey, Muda, they're requesting a server change, Muda.
Yeah, we could do anything.
They're all West, we're all East.
So I think we can hold their essential though.
Yes, this is best of one, guys.
Cause they turn a bit of this hour behind us.
I don't know, I like literally this goes above an hour.
Like I can't play.
Yeah, there you go.
Hurry up, hurry up then.
Okay, okay.
Jixi, there west, where east, there's a central server.
Should we just do central?
Yeah, one moment.
Let me have a word with them.
I'll be right back, Muda.
Hey guys, Muda said there west, where east.
Can we do central?
So central Texas is probably a-
Hey, someone just change it real quick.
Just change it real quick.
Let me see what it looks like.
Muda, what's your thoughts on central Texas?
Um
What does Bucky have when we do that? Oh, is he 400?
My trick jammed the S60 thing, but it's fine.
Yeah, let's let's have 60 versus 4 ping. I think that's, I think that's fair.
Bucky has 4 ping.
I'm out of here. I have a keyboard in my ass, bro.
Uh, I think there's no outcome.
Bucky, what's your ping on Texas, bro?
What's your ping on Texas?
Zero. Zero. I live on the server.
Dude!
How?
Wait, I thought ping only mattered on Fortnite with walls and shit.
I'm gonna read you their side, and I'm gonna read you our side
What's over to you guys what we want west all right
Bro, it doesn't matter we do taxes it's fun. They want west bro
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
How much pick is West?
Wait, they're checking.
Just listen, listen.
There's East, there's West, and there's Central.
Minors of all different Central.
Central's in the middle of both East and West.
That's literally what pro Fortnite players do.
Yo, yo, yo.
Listen, sketch, shut up, sketch, shut up, shut up.
Just please go Texas Central.
Go Texas Central.
I have no idea.
Okay, okay.
Yo, Texas Central.
Has zero bro. He literally has zero they literally all have zero
Not doing that, bro, okay, so the server is gonna be Texas central
That's the server you guys are gonna play on it. You're gonna have fun
You're being biased right now cuz you lost us
How about this? How about we just flip a coin for either left or central? What's the central?
That's there that's really fair
I've literally just said it's gonna be central Texas. Oh
Even if we are such a right
Motor's on the East Coast and he still has better pain than us. You don't understand it
You also have lucky on four pain
I don't play this game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I have a word in private. Why can't we just check the West paintings?
It's northern Cali, they're in LA. It's not like they're old. Why can't we take it? Why can't we check it?
You just got accused a great professionalism you just got accused of being biased, okay?
So here we're gonna see what the West King is
this. Wait, no, I already love and do. I don't do. I got it. Yo,
all right. I'm going to figure this out. Show me the West Bay and
then show me the central thing and then
there you go. Here you go. Here you go. Let me go.
AJ gets 20 case. I'll get 11.
What's his duty?
Yeah, but I'm just going to look at the importance of players.
I'm not a Oceana.
California, oh yeah, please shut up. Please shut up. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me see this.
53, 59, 53, 80, 45, 25, 43, 25, 11, 20. Wait, what server is this? What server is this?
California, what level they're fighting for. Now, if we go to Texas, Bucky, 4, 34, 51, 14, 19, 27, it literally equals out perfectly.
It's Texas, it's in the middle of both continents. Wait, go to west again? Show me west. Yes.
I'm looking I'm looking that's my trick. Who's the second best player on this team as 80 bro. Like what the fuck?
Yeah, James. I'm on the 80 bro. You gotta give me some relief here
This is pretty easy I think the
I was going to pick you and I was told you're a geometry dash player that's a level 3.
Wait, you actually don't check on God, you gotta say it's by the larps.
We still have to win though. Yeah, you know, it's never over til it's over. But holy fuck that's why.
Because we have to win. You can't be saying that in the win.
Wait, it didn't, bro. Let's just...
Do we want to play vine? Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, let's watch you attack or defend first.
Defend, right?
We can try to start off hot.
I mean we started all hot last game
They choose a defense to set the lead and choose and buying defense sided wait they picked mine and that's yeah
I think we want to defend
Because I've never won hey, hey, you know this thing is all for content offer streaming offer the love of the game for years
Hey fellas
Hey fellas, can we defend me
Okay, so y'all got to pick the server of the map and what side you're attacking nice and don't make sense. Yeah
Jesus Christ
So these can pick everything I guess
All right, I'm not the problem. Yo, Muda, you guys you guys pick the server, right?
Wait, how are we gonna decide the map on the side stuff just
I'm just going to ask for a coin.
I got it.
No, you guys pick the map you want,
and then Lacey picks the map, but then we're just
going to ask Bernard.
All right, well, that'd be awesome.
And then remember, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Do you want sides or map, Luda?
Sides or map?
I'd rather have sides.
OK, so I'm going to ask Bernard.
OK.
Wait, flip a coin.
By the way, heads with tails, Luda.
Heads.
Hey, Bernard, flip a coin.
Heads with tails.
I get what people hate about it, aren't I?
I get it.
All right, Nick, here we go.
I'm flipping it on its heads.
Let me know if that decides your fate on anything.
OK, so yes.
OK, so wait, Muda, you guys want sides, right?
Yeah, I'll take the fence.
OK, so then they pick the map.
Yeah.
What map do you want, Lacey?
We want to defend.
Well, I just flipped a coin for sides,
and they won the coin flip.
So you guys get the map, though.
Pick the map, pick the map.
OK, what do you want to do?
Wait, so what do they choose?
What do they choose?
They pick sides.
So you guys are gonna pick the map first
and then they're gonna pick sides.
Uh-huh.
And Peng was a point flip too.
Just a point flip.
Guapo, what do you think?
I don't know that one.
Wait, here we go.
Can we point flip for like, who goes first?
Let's start the game, bro.
What a fucking play!
Just pick the map, guys.
Just say a map.
Whatever map you want, whatever map you want.
Hey, yo, guapo, guapo, guapo, come on.
Shit, you wanna do a bind again?
I don't care what we do.
It's up to y'all.
A set is not a pass out.
All right, so that might be a hard for them
to play neon.
Let's go a set.
I bet I'm down for a set you guys want a set a set a set running. Yeah, the map is going to be a set
Okay, mood and I want to have you can't because that you can't because that because it's not in the rain to play like comp play
Remember the one time it's siege
Okay, mood of saying you can't take a set because it's not in comp like
Hey, Muda, they're saying they already played a center.
Okay.
That's your fault, Jixi.
The rules are the rules.
I didn't close the map, Jixi, remember when we did the splint tournament?
Yeah.
And you were like, we're only picking, you were like, we're only picking ranked
master and the rank pool.
Yeah, so they're not qualified to Valorant too.
I don't want to delay this anymore.
No, no.
They, they, they got the map.
I think they could just pick whatever map they want.
Man.
You guys want to do a sense?
I think you just don't want us to win.
I think that's what you're thinking.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
If we win or lose, it doesn't change anything.
It's not what I want.
I don't care who wins.
I just want to be playing champion.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
I love you, bros, okay?
Are we ready to start, though?
Because I'm going to punch them on her if you don't start.
Yeah, a scent.
What sides do you want?
You want defense.
Okay, good luck.
A scent.
Thank you.
All right, I was able to, I was able to speak to them and you guys are going to get a cent.
Thank you.
Okay, I like this.
This is, I'm about to literally shove a chair up my ass.
Skech is accusing me of not wanting him to win. I understand he's being competitive.
Silk is accusing High Vives of being biased because he lost.
Hey, me and High Vives don't give a fuck who wins! Somebody help!
Alright, into the game, into the game, into the game, into the game.
I'm gonna tell you guys right now, you know this game and this tournament is like a temple in Italy wasn't built the day
So let's go out and win this shit
In the finals we have team Lacey versus team Muda
In the finals we have team Lacey versus team Muda
I said I didn't want to get off the game
Holy shit, yeah don't be a coach in your, you know
I said that should make me want to get off the game
I'm gonna be quite frank bro
Okay, do you want to talk about a really easy game?
We're playing, listen bro, we just do us.
All right, are we ready?
We're ready.
Let's run it.
So Guapo's their best player, obviously Muda's their best player.
Here's the thing about these two team compositions, Lacey's team is more well-rounded, Muda's
team is way more top heavy.
They have two incredible players and three players who are probably going to go deep
negative.
But yeah, Lacey's team is more well-rounded.
The last time this happened, I said the more well-rounded team is going to win, and I was
right.
This time, I'm going to disagree.
I think Muda and Trick are just going to brutally frame this lobby, which again is
my fault, because I should have listened to OniPixel, Daddy Mark.
Huh?
I should have listened to OniPixel and not allowed Muda to draft people, but again,
that's my fault.
Muda's team is fucking like.
The fact that he even has trick is insane
because Mooda's literally radiant, top radiant.
On my live, on Cypher Wood.
But again, that is my fault.
Nobody else bothered my own.
Shouldn't listen to daddy on a pixel, bro.
Cypher Wood.
Now, Jack, who do y'all got, bro?
Four of the predictions, who do y'all got?
OJB with the 100 gifted...
What'd you mean to be the other guy?
Trick was last pick.
Oh yeah, trick was last pick
because I didn't know how good trick was.
Also my fault.
OJB, they're gonna know how to get there, bro.
Fucking love you.
WRKB, it's fat!
OJB, I fucking gotta be broke, that ass.
With us.
They can't fuck with us, bro.
Play whatever you want to play.
I like K.O. Cypher or Tamer.
Fucking, let's do it.
I like it, I like it, I like it.
I'm about to toggle POVs, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm about to toggle POVs.
Let's do it!
Yeah!
What am I hearing?
Ah!
I almost broke my fucking chest doing that shit.
I need my redemption.
I was in discord that whole time, talking, no one's had anything.
I just were talking that whole time?
But that picture with the lasers was so peak.
No, I'm not gonna lie, that picture with the lasers was so fucking peak.
Can this fucking load before I freak out?
Google Chrome, fix your shit, you have $20 trillion!
$20 trillion!
Holy fucking Christ!
It's better to be honest though. They fucked up going to snap sketch. You're just gonna wall like this, bro sketch
You're gonna wall like I'll switch POV's
I'm gonna go to whoever's losing because I'm sticking in the head
Mods go emote only if you haven't already
I'm gonna play mid where who said that I was playing like around here pilot
Yeah, it's good. It doesn't matter. This map is very wall up
B! B! B! B! B! B!
No me! No me! No me!
That is a charge!
Sketch that. Sketch that.
Lazy kills.
Sketch?
I'm gonna... I'm gonna pull around to see it.
Everybody come B.
Sketch is not what I meant, by the way.
Nice move up.
Let's go!
Okay, let's go!
Oh my god!
Let's go. Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Sketch.
Let's go, Chris.
Is he toggling coms every time around ends?
Holy locked in...
... like, what even is that?!
Oh my god, same shit sketch, but you're not gonna run up or just listen from here, bro
You can do it from here from here. All right, you just wall that you just wall that like this like this, though
Don't don't ever run up in there. You're gonna die. You're gonna die other one other one. That's not the wall
Yes, that's the wall
Don't run up ever again like that this wall vertically like this look at your mini map like this, bro. That's it
Yeah, we're good you're good you're good you guys
I bet they all won't get it.
You fucked the wall, it's sketchy, okay?
We gotta run from this wall, sketchy.
Smoke middle.
Someone come stack me, someone come stack me.
I need to stay near A-side.
That's not our smoke window.
Don't smoke it, don't smoke it.
Nice, that's bomb, bomb, bomb.
Nice, bro.
could be anywhere care care care probably lurks wall just broke a
mate and be mean
he's he peed back here
all right this is the big ground I just wouldn't this founder here because this
This round's just good to win bro.
I know, bro.
Yeah, this is my fault, bro.
Please, hurry, hurry.
This team is insane.
This team is insane.
Onepixop was right.
I knew when he said it.
You could see the light bulb in my head when he said it.
And then I got gas lit, bro.
But it's on me, bro.
Right, goes in a straight line.
Your wall.
I got it, bro.
This team is gross, man.
Come here, first sketch.
You're gonna fit it right here.
Yes, right here on this map.
It's right here, this wall.
What?
Look, that's gross.
On the corner.
Yes, on the corner where they can go.
wall wait but actually trick was like a last pick anyway so it didn't even last
fucking someone's attack one thing that didn't work I just keep doing that every
round okay
We got two guys, one man, one man, one man.
One man one man, one man, one man, one man, one man, one man.
One man see guys, one side.
Go, go, go.
I see them.
I go through cat, I go through cat.
I'm on him, I'm on him, I'm on him.
Cat, cat, cat.
Close one.
Nice one.
Nice one, man.
They're in me, in me.
Hey, yeah, gonna be it, gonna be it, gonna be it, gonna be it.
They're down down down.
Care here, care here.
Just one.
It's playing.
Okay, I said it's about this.
Let's watch lacy's POV. Let's watch lacy's POV
We're good
Okay, it's all good
Bro, I didn't expect him to run through this saving are we saving
You've always seen here now
Yeah, we should just half by half by just make sure you have enough for next if you look at your credits minimum next round
Make sure it's like 4400
Yeah, I'm good for it.
This could be like a 13-0, bro.
This has a chance to be like a 13-0.
Let's walk A.
Good, let's go.
Ready? We're gonna explode. Let's go A.
Do you guys run in?
It can't go 4-0. If it goes 4-0, it's like...
If it goes 4-0, it's like, crap.
Spike down, hey.
I'm fucking everywhere.
I'll site.
Last player standing.
Fuck you dude.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on.
Wait, do Trick and... do Trick and Muta have every kill?
Can I see that leaderboard one more time?
at we sketches five kills or no I'm Mr. Dean obviously not
teleport's ready
is he saving 30 seconds left
like um it looks like um which i'm gonna call it which i'm gonna call it um i can't say that the
team it looks like i can't say that the team that beat us is gonna win the tournament because by the
gods they're not winning the tournament there's a chance they get 13-0 there's a chance they
They get 13 out brown always we have to break the wall be
Do you love the way I do
Bagby come back be what rugby I'm a small cat come back be lucky
hold shift yeah I like this cuz you're not you're not gonna know how to aim far
range so just hold close to sketch oh sketch like this perfectly there's no
Back up back up back up back up back up back up back up
Get ready sketch
He likes to learn he likes to learn he likes to learn he likes to learn
It was a main last time he baits he baits he could be a 13 over I'm out of the children
30 seconds left someone hold CT I've never seen 13 oh and finals that would be a first
bomb here I never seen a sweep in finals
it's a t t t t t right over there it showed 15 seconds 15 seconds
so we can six and out
don't play risky so it's one two seconds left
holy aura man fuck I'm watching so let's stay alive kill them kill them kill them
Take his gun
Don't don't even hate for him bro. It's all good. I swear. It's all good, bro. It's okay. Here we go. Here we go
Here we go. It's okay. It's okay
If it ain't broke, don't fix it
She's gonna look at this wobble this wall like your walls have been good lock in all every game your walls good except this game
Lock it up. It's not it's not hard. It's not hard
I'm not hard right now, why I am
Looking looking nicer now six and oh
I'm gonna stop sight and then get on
nice we got 1111 oh boy buddy Jenny Jenny Jenny Jenny close close generator
generator generator that that I don't try I don't know what we can stick bro
coming out of this bro we are fucking locked there we go
yeah thank God he said ever at that time 13 oh 13 oh 13 oh 13 oh bro this is
gonna be a 13 now I got a feeling Google Chrome is a sack of fucking shit oh my god work I got a
feeling oh that this is gonna be a clean sweep Wow yeah I did all that to load up mood issue
Again, I'm literally brain dead
Gee this gee this
Okay, okay
All the way around these gonna be pushed off right it 100% push this one. Do you want to read it?
Well come back was really a
Fucking this
Nah, we should have a subject
Oh, I'm in the smoke
Moon is still alive
Me, hope, me, hope
I'm in the smoke, guys
Me, hope
I'm looking heaven, nothing heaven
I'm excited
I'm in the kitchen
I'm in the kitchen
I'm in heaven
I got you all on bad time
What is that?
This car is on
The truth begins
Thanks for having me
Right, man
I'm 30 HP
Reloading
Rob, I'm one HP two
If I get around here, can we get you?
If I get around, hold. I would love to see a close finals
One enemy remaining
He's rushing, rushing, rushing, rushing
Nice, nice, nice
Yo, we got one, we got one, let's go, we got one
These guys are fucked
We just have them right where we want them
Oh my god
Oh, they
Not on not on my god. Hell no. Hey, what did you say brother? It's six to it's six to one
What?
Six to one
We found it, we found it, we found it, K-Zone.
My armor? Let's go all the way.
What am I playing?
Hurry up, hurry up.
Get the flash. Get armor.
Run it, run it, run it.
Let's go this way.
Let's run this, let's run this.
There's a lot of them on site.
You want to rotate?
Get out of the way.
Get out of the way.
Bro, I played this one man. I played this map one time. I hate this man
I don't know why they picked this brother going through the skinny door. It's like a death sentence
You you go up to the skinny door. There's like a smoke a fire a slime machine a dancing frog and a hawk
Like every time you go to the door, it's like fucking held on earth
That's the door shit. I'm not kidding that door sucks. That's like the worst door ever in a game ever
You just died. Why didn't you smack?
We have 40 seconds
Okay
holy shit last player standing it's lacy one and eight
it's lacy one and eight bro that is very defensive sided bro i'm telling you when
we get on defense son how defensive sided could it fucking be bro how
defensive sided could it be shout out to him for never giving up but
sometimes you gotta let the comms sit a little bit you gotta let this fucking
You gotta let these comms sit how defensive side it could it be
Check this reminds me of my middle school basketball game bro the 59 to 7 this reminds me of literally that game
This literally reminds me of that
We're gonna walk up
I'll ask you what the fuck. There's one here one one speaking to me one minute
One minute. What the fuck is happening to my shit?
There's no help here. I'm gonna...
I can't even help you, game.
What?
I affect.
The whole time playing basketball is flat.
One enemy remaining.
Fuck right over here.
Fuck you, motherfucker!
I mean...
Well, okay, chat, how to find the side of this the map?
Cause bro, what if they got like a complete economy momentum here?
Got it like eight four.
Could they win that?
Is eight four winnable?
Ooh, the chat saying it is to vendor side.
They're gonna do a slow rotate this time.
Cause there'll be a-
Wait, is this last round?
Wait, interesting.
Maybe it's not over?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Let's go fast, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Right, just shoot the wall down immediately.
Shoot the wall down and fight, come on.
I'm gonna punch him, bro. I'm gonna punch him.
Can you smoke that one?
Right there, bro.
How does he know we're going there?
Nice. You guys win. You guys win.
Wait, they killed Mura.
That's huge. They killed Mura.
3-3, where's she?
Get the guard as well.
There's a third road. We're so quick to rotate. There's two fighting B main, one B site, and
one market. They're literally just fucking rotating. It's over. Hey, trust me, it's over.
Chat I told you last finals I
Predict to the winner this finals predicted the winner, bro. You could just town
Hey, hey
Zippy mob coach
Shout out so luminosity, bro. Hey, just sometimes you just gotta zip it up, bro. We didn't got to finish this game y'all
He's gonna pick us market
I
Why it's just him running at them and just like bending them over a table
That's the point what you mean better game play okay
Yeah, I got you
You guys but watch Buddha. Oh, no, yeah every time I switch POV's chrome
literally not some of its pants
hold my man hold my man hold my man
yeah
sketch is like contact
sketch don't go up sketch come back
I like that I like that sketch I like that I like that I like that I like that I like that
sketch I like that
one grabbing orb mid one's mid
stay A, stay A, stay hold it
they could have go up cat they could have go up cat
no they can't they can't
I'm just letting you know
You love the way I do
nice
Wow, he just shat on him. Yeah, I don't even trip
Nice
He just shatter chamber
Tell me, tell me, tell me.
He's one, he's one, one, one, one, one.
That!
Now they can't talk with me.
Oh, fuck that here.
Wait, does that mean the team that got closest to beating Muda was...
Who was it? The first team?
Come on.
Jason.
a little bit of jason aura a little bit of jason aura so he'll go for a wall again go
for a wall again.
Delay wall by one second just for jason one second.
Delay by one second.
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
Get out of my way.
Wall.
That's gonna read that's gonna read that's gonna read by him.
One smoke mid it might be doing a mid split well okay now this will show how good this
If Muta's dead and they can actually win, to what?
Wait.
Oh my god, I got greedy.
Nah, that's over.
Oh, shit.
It's like LeBron on the fucking calves.
It just instantly collapses as soon as he dies.
9-3.
Yeah, if I can a-no, I'm gonna come from here.
Do you love the way I do when I love my own butt?
This is Coke, bro.
Okay, sides are gonna flip.
Now, check.
Correct or incorrect?
This next pistol round is the most important round of the game, right?
This next pistol round, because it's going to be 9-3, it's going to, yes, correct, yes.
It's the most supportive round of the game.
Alright, let's have a discipline.
Yeah.
Nice.
Okay.
9-3, we'll take it.
We'll take 9-3.
Wait, Chad, what is 9-3 curse?
What is the 9-3 curse?
9-3 curse?
I don't know what that is.
Let's go. Win this or win the game? Easy.
Oh, where? What is that?
Oh, okay. Chainsaw.
What is that?
They have like no fucking info.
We're gonna go B.
That's gonna be, that's gonna be, that's gonna be okay.
Yeah, that's gonna be okay.
So, I'll go B.
If, how, if Lacy's team could win this round,
it may be the next round, we could have a fucking ballgame on our hands.
If, um, I don't really care who wins, I do want to see a close game though.
But, if Lacy's team can manage to win this round,
and win the next round, we might have a fucking ball game.
Or just running it down to the back.
Yes.
Okay, go out close to the wall, in the wall.
Make your trip!
Bye, Matt.
Make your trip!
I'll smoke.
Come on, come on, come on, stay!
I need help, I need help!
I'm trying to heal you
Let's go
That's right
Oh, what?
Wait, you got it
Wait, hold
Pilot 1v2
Take your time, 4 bullets reload, reload
Nice
Pilot dropped, dropped
YAAAAYYYY
Pilot! Pilot! Pilot!
BIRAT! BIRAT!
Man, that is game, yo.
That is game.
That's so huge. Wow.
That is no, no, no, no.
You weigh him, I'll weigh him.
No, I don't. I just wanted to say,
everyone thought I had the shittiest team
in the beginning. Jixi said he lost.
Everyone said I lost.
And now...
To be fair, I didn't know Trick was like a god.
Which is my fault.
No, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
I would have picked Trick in the fucking second round.
Trick was the last round draft pick chat, and he said 20 every game.
Wait. Hold up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait!
There was no-
FLEEEEED!
Eeeewww!
If Skech wins this 1,000 gift it's up.
Wallahi.
Nah, you're right.
Nah, okay.
Yeah, that was lucky, bro. You're fucking...
Actually, just kill everybody. Honestly, it's time.
Wait, we're going. They're pushing you.
I should have hit it.
Good try. Good try. Good try.
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Remember that when recall happens?
Aim your mouse down because we're going to push it up.
I would have died.
Just save, just save, save, save.
I don't know. This could get interesting.
Bro, dude, if Pylite did not touch that 1v2,
that one be too brother brother brother brother dude this could have been
nine to what five right now I have a buggy on okay yeah everyone want it be
right now everyone want to be right now
chat you say this Gigi it's over no dip no dip Gigi no dip it might be push up
I'm gonna push up the...
We're gonna have to re-clear it
I would love to see like a close game
Let's see this round!
Yeah, no no no, push up!
Let me think though, let me think
Nice
I didn't smoke that
Nice
Yo don't throw trick, come on bro, I just, I don't know, chill bro, chill, chill.
Nah, check's feeling it, check's fucking feeling it.
And walls, catch.
Oh, nice, oh.
Ready, bro, catch.
Hold dead, hold dead, hold 2D, hold 2D.
Left and right.
How, oh, uh, 32.
Wait.
Mooda's gonna ace.
There we go!
Mooda's gonna ace.
Nice.
Check, she's got 4.
GIMME THAT!
Yo, what the fuck?
Mooda, oh my god.
I
The Jinxy Vatteren tournament winners is
Timura sweet mother of Neptune. He just put his balls
Probably unchaved in their fucking mouth
Everyone run a everyone I'm gonna fake be everyone run a run a run a everyone
I would have been tight if they lost like if I was mood up
because uh trick did just like run at them
that's too be mean
yeah they're not tight like
I'm not tight
it doesn't even matter
I don't know what I'm gonna say
my ass is loose
okay come at me come at me come at me come at me come at me
you got the point
let them take the joint everyone come at me
I'm waiting for you guys I'm waiting for you guys and then we'll go from there
We know I'm in
He's done by the way we done he's on your mood up that's like round winning
Don't be afraid to fight him nice
I thought I saw someone shoot that one mid, he heard of them, they're both dead, they're
both dead.
Wait a minute, I'm back in the fight.
You look down this practice board, don't even worry about winning, just use it as
practice.
I don't know, Zoic is like the best yamster in the world, I think you should let him
try to win, he's the best yamster in the world, I think you should let him
try to win.
Yeah
It's fun it's fun it's fun just use it for practice you just run for practice
No, no, just fight him. Oh fight him fight him fight him fight him. Oh, they're gonna be close. They're gonna be close
They gave it they low key handed
Yeah, like like
It's fun. It's fun. I'm kind of poor. We're good. I don't know. Can you clear that up? Yeah, bro? Let me explain. I said
If I was moota I would be tight because he said to not throw
And to trick because trick is his most valuable teammate and then trick walked at them and died
And then my chat said ha ha ha ha and then I said I'm I don't mean physically
I'm not physically tight and then I said, okay. I'm not loose
It doesn't even fucking matter like oh
It doesn't matter
for his movement is actually disgusting his movement is disgusting
everyone come back I'm smoking no one fight no one fight you'll everyone
everyone run be made right now everyone one be made right now make noise
when you be made Joe get out of my chest on three clear spawn three clear spawn
Joe what are you coming to Florida bro you're like come on bro I'm my old saw
Just run in come on Joe you can't give me one day because I'm only smoking ct
Joe I'm down to literally I'm not kidding
Let's just type GG, guys.
Let's type GG.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Now it's over, 0-7.
Fuck GG, actually, 0-7.
This shit is over, dog.
Now it's over.
12-5, their economy's fucked.
Mura's has 30 kills, bazaarad.
30 kills in 17 rounds.
What is that?
Let me do some quick math, like 1.85 kills a round.
30 kills in 17 rounds.
Yeah, it's like 1.85 kills a round.
Shisa.
Full Eagle fight.
I'm sure you have full Eagle fight, alright?
Love that, I love that.
I bought me a buy this.
Hold here, hold this, hold behind us, hold behind us, hold behind us.
Ho, Steppen.
Hey man, Mooda went.
I'm on that one.
Mooda went to the bottom of the turf.
Go, go, go.
I'm gonna say, uh, go, uh, sleeper pick of the draft was trick, bro.
Nobody got trick.
Got trick moody got him the last round nobody knew how good trick
Did anyone see him
He was first pick wait he was
This is over, bro. Mudo wins the Battlewick Tournament. Highly controversial tournament,
lot of problems, but it wouldn't be a JXC tournament without problems and drama. You
know what I'm saying? Look, bro. Trick, I'm going to say trick, sleeper pick of
draft what rounded trick going let's check sleeper pick of the draft he had 20 every game 20 every game
what oh he was his first round chat why did people in the chat say he was yeah so chat what did we
learn today bro everything was perfect besides one major thing i shouldn't have listened to
to own a pixel because only pixel said bro chat of finals of the tournament should never
be 13 to fucking find the final should be close bro what only pixel said to daddy only pixel
god I love him so he's so wise chat he said we should just all pick because like look
that's what I'm saying so there's me right I'm shit then Lacey's less shit than me
then agents less shit than Lacey,
then Joe's less shit than agent,
then One is pretty good, then Jason's good,
Ron's good, and then Muda is like in another galaxy
of talent like on fucking Mars, bro.
On fucking Mars, there was not a one fucking bracket gap
between them.
We should have just had the captain's pick, bro.
You feel what I'm saying?
And then have Muda just get the scraps.
Muda just get the scraps, bro.
Muda, congratulations.
I don't want the subs, but I just want, I just want your respect, bro.
That's it.
And also, I want to say thank you for inviting me, bro.
Because I don't even want the subs, bro.
You can keep them, but bro, I genuinely want to say thank you for letting me
intern it and I'm sorry if I tried hard a little bit too hard, I'm sorry.
It was kind of fun to watch you float around on Neon, bro.
Ah
Dude, we should have just listened to Hone, bro
You and if you didn't have trick, I think you could have came close to losing, agreed?
Yeah, I agree. I don't know how to trick the hood with trick plastic
No, trick was your trick was in the first round. You went in the first round
It was dude, but Hone, I, or not Hone, sorry
Bro, Muda, respectfully bro
I respect you, bro. You're a great player man. I'm gonna be honest
Do I think you sniped?
Ah, no, I don't think you need to snipe to beat Rob.
Look, I know gaming tablet when I see it, you're a tablet and fucking gamer, bro.
Bro, you're good, hey, I trust you, you literally put it on your mother's life, you didn't snipe.
Also again, it wasn't the game like 13-6, I don't think you needed to snipe.
Muda this all roads lead to on a pixel. This is what I'm saying, bro
We should have listened to own a dude check go back the roll back the clip roll back the clip
When O'Nei said it a light bulb went off in my head. I think if you didn't have trick
You might have lost or came close to losing but bro. You need to come close to losing bro
Look at your score sheet Muda Muda walk with me here mods drop the bracket
Mauds drop the bracket and Valorant agrees to Valorant agrees to all roads lead to daddy
Oneg.
Look, look to drop the bracket Mauds out the bracket.
Drop the bracket.
Dude, all roads lead to Oneg bro, all roads lead to Oneg.
Here's the bracket.
Muda look at me.
Muda, here's you in the first round, 13 to 7.
Here's you in the second round, 13 to 5.
Here's you in the final, 13 to 5.
the closest a team got to you was six rounds.
Odie, it was right, bro, but it's my fault.
I said it.
It felt like jumping around,
it really felt like jumping around.
33, 33, 32.
Yeah, bro, you're a fucking talented fucking gamer, bro.
I'm gonna give it to you, bro.
I love you, bro.
Love you, bro.
Actually, I remember now,
I gave you three hours and it sounds one time,
so I show it on my socials back.
Okay, here, let me, yeah.
Hey, chat, look.
Did you enjoy your stay is all that matters, bro.
Was this unbiasedly?
This was the worst tournament ever.
There was, let's break down to today's tournament
now that I can actually decompress.
There was a stream snipe accusation.
Jason broke his monitor.
The face house got smotted.
What else?
Oh, Hibis called it.
Hey Hibis, just doing a little nightly recap
on the tournament.
Yeah, let's do it, kids.
I didn't already talk to me about that.
You know?
So let's start.
Square one. What was the expectations going in?
Let's start there.
You know what? Let's actually start.
Well, this journey begins a week ago when
multiple people canceled on the last day of the tournament
or the day before the tournament.
So we had to push the tournament back.
Uh, we were literally literally getting players.
High-fives, facts or cap. We were literally getting players live during stream because people canceled.
Uh, yes, correct.
On top of that, uh, let's go. Let's break down everything that happened today.
Thing number 1, uh, Jason broke his monitor.
Yep. Second thing, uh, Muda got accused of stream snapping by Ron.
Yeah, third thing, the face house got swatted. Yeah, fourth thing, Joe Bart might have lost
his sanity for about an hour. Yeah, I thought he was like a cool guy, you know, seeing him
get that close to just breaking everything in his room. That really, not Joe is Joe
is Joe's like me, bro. He's a little bit of an anger junkie. Now, let me say to
Bro chat did you enjoy your stay and also all roads lead to own a pixel chat. He was right
Can we play the clip mods? Do we have the clip?
Do we have the clip? Um, oh my god, we have the clip
Gucci you're actually to go
This is a listen everybody listen Gucci. You're actually to go
Watch the light bulb flicker in my head when he said this because bro
I'm starting to like learn how this shit goes. What's the light bulb flicker? I
Know but I got gas lit. Let's see what happened. Did I get gas? Let me see
Listen listen to my glorious King Mark
We all pick and Muda gets the rest, you know what I mean
That's not even bad.
Yo yo yo, I didn't even think, I didn't even think he could still win with that team.
I went straight in.
I went based from Agent here.
Right about here chat, you're going to notice I'm like wait, Onee, it wasn't even a joke.
He's right.
Wait, wait, wait, that's not a bad idea Onee.
Right here, right there chat, God, that's not a bad idea Onee.
A light bulb flickered in my head chat, I was like wait a minute, that actually
isn't a bad idea.
This guy's borderline professional level rubbing elbows with J.C., Joe Bart, Agent, Jason,
the Wean, Lacey, One and Ron.
What the fuck was that?
Like why didn't we do that?
Like what am I thinking?
All roads lead to Mark, Chad.
All roads lead to Dad and One Pixel.
All right, Chad.
Last things last, bro.
Let's pay the winners, y'all.
Yes, yes.
Well, you know what, James?
Just, what a great bro.
I'm just so glad, bro.
I got to spend my Saturday,
day before Easter.
Yeah. Also, didn't you get, like,
accused of, like, wanting a team to lose or something?
Or being biased!
Me being biased when one team's from the East Coast,
one team's from the West Coast.
So, obviously, any human ability above, I would say, ADIQ, okay, let's go in the middle.
I'm biased though. I'm biased. It's all good.
Wait, I want to see what happened though. I want to see, let me pay Muda.
Can I pay Muda? Let me pay all of them.
Complete purchase, wait a minute, complete purchase, all of that.
I'm going to pay everybody.
Wait, so it's, okay, shall we just pay Mooda?
Is that leak?
No, just pay Mooda.
All right chat, paid Mooda, paid Mooda.
Now we're gonna pay Zoink.
Zoink has won two of my tournaments now.
And they said Geometry Dash players couldn't play games,
bro.
And they said fucking Geometry Dash players
couldn't play fucking games.
Well, he, yeah, he actually has one on the down side.
Has what?
Has what?
Yeah, he's one too?
He actually has one too, yeah.
Well, I just gifted to Zoink.
Bang, Zoink has been gifted, bank.
Now let's gift it to Trick.
Check, there you go.
Zoink has been gifted right there.
Jinxy, 250 subs.
Now let's go Trick, Trick, Trick.
The most underrated player in the tournament.
Most underrated player in the tournament.
does trick not have a twitch account he might just be a youtuber oh my god there
he is trick you win MVP of the most underrated player in the tournament my
boy jinxie buy me a pc is this guy following I saw this guy in another
chat uh uh uh uh trick congratulations bro you were the sleeper pick of the
draft bro that ass bro underrated ass player man and they said geometry dash
players are in versatile and they said geometry dash players only click one
button bro they said job two dash players only click one button all right we've
gifted trick Zoink uh oh sketch let me not forget sketch here held up right dude
right he wins a lot of tournaments too right he's one two of mine right is one
to you right as well too yeah I do want to watch what I'm gonna happen you know
why I changed my mind I'm actually curious something happened I remember
being gaslit I remember being gaslit alright we've gifted sketch 250 subs
bang bang something happened I remember being gaslit there it is who else
Sketch is dancing. Who else? Who else? Who else? Who else? Who else? Who else?
Um...
Um...
Kinda.
Beautiful.
Is he flipping me?
Get fucked!
Sketch, first ever Jinxy Tournament winner. Congratulations, Sketch!
Is he burying?
Is he burying?
They forgot me? Say, oh god, I fought.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I didn't end.
I did it.
I didn't end.
No.
Oh God, he ended stream.
I got scammed.
No, no, no.
They forgot about me.
No, no, no, no, no.
Everyone bump me in.
I'm wearing a kitty headset, bro.
No, no.
He ended stream.
All right, thank.
He forgot.
Wow.
Oh, Jesus, you went to do a bit of the reading
and he's scared.
Holy shit, Pilate Sleeper build?
Jesus Christ.
What do you say now, guys?
No, no, I was just saying maybe how guys can get like,
if it's up for putting the tournament together.
Just, just like, just one, just one, so that's all I'll take.
You know what, bro? You're right, bro.
I'm feeling generous today.
How guys, you know what, you're right, bro.
Hey, don't spend it all in one place.
Leave chat Twitter.
Don't spend it all in one place.
Don't spend it all in one place, bro.
Hey, all the winners have been paid.
All the winners.
Now, let's get back to me getting gaslit.
Because I did get gaslit.
Yep.
Look at me.
Just some innocent boy.
Watch this, I have my Jesus.
That's a good idea.
What do you think?
What do you think?
Just destroy that thing.
That's not good.
Bro, the chat says fair.
Do it, do it.
do it do it here's the gaslighting every team has a good player every team has a
good player somebody type that oh my god I got gas and I have to trust my instinct
oh it was right all right how about it's like you bruh
all right jinx love you bro another successful tournament see you out there
bruh hey next one uh you know there's not gonna be a single issue in the
in the next one.
What?
Might be a Dr. Moonbar situation.
We don't know.
Oh, yeah.
There's a chess tournament in six days.
That could be fucked.
Bye, bro.
I'll see you, bro.
Bye, bro.
That's good.
Because, OK, right here, Onay says, let's just rewind.
No, let's just rewind.
Let's listen.
I got Gatsby, I think, bro.
Jason's saying he's worse than Ron.
Ron's saying he's worse than Jason.
I think I said it three times.
But I hit a mortar before I said it was a thing.
You're immortal?
No, but I hit it before I said I said I didn't.
Listen, look at the aura.
Turns out it's camera.
It doesn't say anything.
Just drinks water.
Really analyze this guy.
Look at the aura.
This is a professional case opener.
Now, terminal.
I never hit a mortar.
But I never hit a mortar.
Yeah, I never hit a mortar.
Wait, tell me what your skills in battle are.
I got here.
My skills?
Yes.
Well, I'm pretty fucking crack bro,
because I come from CS, right?
I think he got first-rounded again.
I'm just gonna snag, bro.
Look at my face right here.
I knew there was some shit going on when he said that.
Bro, One has been first-rounded in the CS
and the Pound of Returnment.
Look at my face right here.
Look at everybody's face in the call right now
when One said he's cracked.
Look at everybody's face in the call
when One said he's cracked.
So it goes one, it goes 100 times.
Yeah, but weren't you third pick in the CS?
I think it's like a pro case opener pro one after.
What do you say?
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
What's your skills, bro?
What's like what do you in terms of what?
In Valorant, like or CS or how it.
Yeah.
What's your level?
No, no, no, no, Lacey.
Don't do that.
Wait, if you're on rent.
I love you. You gotta tell me.
Lacey's never had a right.
You mean to tell me that way?
I didn't realize.
Oh, they raised his hand.
I didn't realize that.
Is he alright?
Five.
Oh, they you're on right.
And this game.
I'm on right.
Yes.
Yeah.
Well, you laughing like, I don't know.
Have you ever?
Bro, have you ever?
This guy, he is funny without trying to be funny.
Right in this game.
Age is no fucking cases where he doesn't play the game.
Yeah.
No no no, no no no.
Raise your hand if you've ever been ranked in Bowler.
I've been ranked.
That leaves literally me and Lacy, okay so...
No, Lacy got placed iron, I think.
Wait, yeah, wait.
On level five.
No, wait.
I swear we played ranked before.
I don't think we have.
So, it looks like me and Lacy are probably the worst players, bro.
Because we're not ranked.
That's not how that works!
Check this...
Walk with me here.
This is moments before disaster, okay?
Not how that works, gang.
That's not my word.
If you know what I mean,
can we do a snake pick?
Can we just do it?
No, I don't want to.
Again, listen to the insanity, bro.
This is why I'm not letting anyone decide anything.
I'm gonna be like, I don't even fucking know,
a dictator.
Brother, he asked for a snake.
Do you even know what that means, Seth?
So that means instead of Muda getting the eighth pick
and then the 16th pick,
he would get the eighth and the ninth.
I'm saying brother brother. He asked yeah, let me be in pop it. Yes in pop it brother brother guys
He asked for a snake
Do you realize that guys?
He asked for a snake draft. We didn't even do a snake draft. We just made him pick last every round
He won 13 to 7 13 to 5 then 13 to 5
Without a snake brother if it was a snake I
Actually think he would have won every game 13 to 2 because instead of having like a mediocre teammate and
bad teammates he would have had two good teammates he had two good teammates
instead of having one good teammate
here's the gaslighting bro here's the fucking gaslighting I'm seeing it now
no no no I'm seeing it I'm fucking seeing it winners have been paid this
shit is over now we can get fucking honest I'm seeing it bro Muda you asked
for a snake how dare you bro Chad that would be like literally now I'm not as
as good at siege as Ruda is good at Valorant.
I'm like,
probably like that.
But like, that'd be like,
let's say like we did a siege tournament, 5v5,
which we need to do that.
And you know what?
Why don't we do a siege tournament at 5v5?
Like with only streamers,
and I play, but I get the scraps.
I get the scraps.
Jeff, fairs?
Because I wanna play in my tournament.
I don't even wanna play,
Like I don't care about the prize pool.
I'm the one gift to get anyways.
Jack, why don't I just play?
But then my team is like, that is fair.
My team is just the scraps, whoever doesn't get drafted.
We need to do a 5v5 siege tournament, bro.
Have to.
We should have done a 3v3.
That was a horrible idea.
Because bro, if we do a 5v5 one,
then it could actually be like siege.
That'd be peak.
But yeah, bro.
Look, dude.
Um more gaslighting for Muda here
And getting back to back picks you get the eighth and I think also the first bit
Also, that's the other thing Muda gets the eighth and the ninth pick but then on top of that
So think about it like this right because this house snake draft works
Moodus gets better picks, but then we also all get worse picks
So even though Muda dominated the tournament he asked for a snake
he we would have all had worse teams and his team would have been better let that
one simmer for a second that's why we're not doing snakes you're probably gonna go
like 30 and 3 in these games and oh Joe Bart that on the money I think he had
33 35 and then 33 yeah most likely most likely mood on literally like four like
weights tied to your and right here an idea in this beautiful man's head you
You can see back there, look it on it, analyze it.
An idea just popped into his head.
Now let's listen to One.
I'll be honest, mood of mood of shit happens.
You can tell he's thinking of it right now.
He has the idea.
Look, listen, chat, listen.
Look, you can see the idea happening, bro.
Look.
First round pick, Rob to him, bro.
He did actually start in the second round.
Oh, I mean, that's, oh, watch how he starts.
Call me nuts.
I'm actually being dead ass.
I'm actually being dead ass, yeah.
Listen, one second, one second.
We all pick, and Muda gets the rest.
And then we laughed.
We laughed.
We laughed in his face, bro.
Oh, what I mean?
Oh!
Oh, what the fuck?
It's not going to be fun.
No, it's OK.
No, it's OK.
It's not going to be fun.
I started thinking about it, and I'm like, wait.
That's a good idea.
You'll see.
Now, how did I get gaslit out of this?
How did I get gaslit out of this?
I got the scraps.
That's all right.
How did I get gaslit out of this?
I didn't think he could still win with that seed.
I went straight in, I went straight in.
Tom, that's not a bad idea, Onay.
That's a good idea!
What do we think?
Just boys and girls.
Good shots.
Okay, so Onay, me and Lacey haven't been ranked.
Look, I'm not really good on mouse.
I'm good on controller.
This is a mouse game.
I'm not good at Valorant.
You could plug in a controller.
Yeah, let me plug in a controller, bro. Let me do that, man.
Invalorant, bro.
And then let me shove the controller up my ass,
and I have permanent anal beads now.
Not gonna do that. Lacey, I'll give you the courtesy of first pick
if I get a second pick.
Bro, what?
You're gonna give Lacey a second pick?
Is Lacey better than me?
Why are you giving Lacey a second pick?
You're better.
Lacey is definitely better than you.
Lacey is better than you, for sure.
Lacey is better than me.
I'm so shit! I'm so shit!
I'm so shit!
No, I get the first one.
Please, please.
Bro, bro, Lacy is a try hard game, man.
So what even happened, bro?
Did we just brush down to the rug and no one ever addressed it again?
Wow. We were a couple of seconds away from saving the tournament, right there.
Shout out, homey man.
Bro, keep watching.
Wait, I did?
Joe convinced you?
Now, aside from that video, I mean, I don't know what happened.
I'll be honest.
I didn't want to bring it up, but it's fine.
Point is, he's really good on mouse and keys.
So if this is your first time really doing,
you don't play mouse and keys, you're giving me a.
Jixi, you need first back.
Jixi, you need first back.
Thank you.
I'll take second.
Second.
Second.
I'll take it!
I'll take it!
I'll take it!
I'll take it!
I'll take it!
I'll take it!
I'll take it!
I'll take it!
I'll take it!
I'll take it!
I'll take it!
the lacy easy we know cuz I remember cuz I was like oh yeah it doesn't matter this
is the order and mood is not picking I remember I said that but then something
happened to where I forgot about onays tournament saving idea actually just a
shitty game wait can I care eight picks and you give me your thoughts yeah
Joe you give me your power rankings and yeah Jinxie first pick lacy agent me
the game. And like I feel bad for Ron because it's like Ron gets the seventh pick. Muda gets
the eighth pick. It's like are they actually one pick apart? No, bro. Muda's like flying
through the sky on neon throwing flames at the floor. I don't know how you do that.
kicking spit like it's like what is this
everybody forgot about it besides I think
just me and on it but then I bring it
back up I was like bro this is the
order and mood is not kicking I remember
saying that I remember I think I
To be fair Jason has 10,000 hours of calling people mommy and meowing people.
Hey everybody!
Hey Joe, listen to me! Listen to me! Listen to me! Listen to me!
Joe, Joe, everyone type in Jason Wayne vs. Staveler Auto Valorant 1v1 and see how Ron fries me.
Just watch, it's literally good.
I did play Ron in CS and if Ron be brown he was very good.
Yes, bro, but that's old Ron.
This was three days ago.
I don't think it's fair for like Ron to get a pic and then Mooda again.
I'm right there.
I'm right there.
Why did I not follow through with this?
Look at Mooda.
Look at Mooda.
He's like fuck, he remembered.
I remembered.
I knew I remembered.
It's a pic.
Like right after.
Like I actually, I'm not even telling when I say this.
Oh shit.
we should just pick everyone and then moota gets the last four since he's literally ready
i remembered i remember bro what happened what happened what happened
I
He told me his number one right in a and number one right Europe
Wow
Valorant even said that works I'm so fucking stupid Valorant even said that
works this guy said bro that'd be peak bro that'd be peak yes yes get rid of
Muda W bullies it's not a bully very fair Valorant just typed that works in
the chat they let the official about me so if you're cooked Muda that's what
we're doing bro you're not getting picks bro yeah how is that fair uh mood up I
don't know bro maybe because you're a top radiant and everyone else here
streams all day mood up I don't know bro fucking uh I don't know bro cuz you're
a top radiant it's horrible I don't know what about it thanks bull listen I
I genuinely think-
I have a question, is there money in this?
Yes, yes.
I'm gonna be getting these all the time.
Wait, how many dollars?
How many dollars?
Probably like 250 to each winner, 250 subs.
We're getting sidetracked again.
What happened in the call?
We're getting sidetracked.
What happened?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Little over time.
Is this another line now?
Okay.
So yeah, Luna, I think we just burn your team.
See, I don't forget.
See, I just keep going.
because like I hate gray area like like you know I'm saying like in rules in
sports I hate sports for example the NFL I hate things that are like open to
perception like oh this could be a foul this could it like I like black and white
just these are the rules it's sad stone this is what's this is what's at stake
when things get gray area like oh is she getting a pick or not like I need to
know more about because you're ready I like this idea
how much better is Muda than Ron actually no love asking another logical
question I want but Muda is not even radiant like Muda is a top radiant
player in red I want to be one Ron I want to be one Ron two months ago and
The school is 10 to 7.
You missed.
10 to 7.
Wait, what do you say that sounds great?
Listen, listen, listen.
Eight.
Holy gaslight.
Radiant.
Yo, one to one is different than you have abilities.
And you're also playing.
No, we use the ability.
You want to play?
Sure, Joe.
If I'm not getting hit, if I'm not getting hit,
you know Joe's a blouse murderer.
You're not going to win this game.
What ages do you mean?
Bro, I mean Viper.
No, he doesn't.
No he's not! He's swallowing!
He's swallowing!
No he's not! He's swallowing!
He's like teleport!
And wait, this is what I said
And this is what happened
They were like, holy shit bro
This is what I said, look
He goes, he out and he goes
And then he just fucking shits on you
It's the cringiest place out under
Yes, that is...
I mean, am I not dead on the money?
I mean, brother, brother
70 pauses it's not about it's not a case I think you're playing baby it's not
about 70 pauses I case on I'm currently reviewing why the tournament went up in
flames well there's other elements to you
don't let him trap anybody fuck his team listen I'm right there I'm like I know
what the right decision is but I just get led astray I think the fairest thing
is okay fucks they say well I should be able to pick at least people bro that's
That's a lot fair.
That's just appeasement strategy of manipulation.
I'm just not getting this, bro.
Oh, forget about snake,
but I should be at least you'll mood up.
Snake is balanced.
You realize that, right?
Like mood up.
You're saying, oh, because we're not doing snake,
let's do this, brother.
Snake is like, it's better to have the eighth pick
than the first pick.
Because you get the first pick
and then your third pick sucks.
Snake, it's like fair for everyone.
This can't be fair.
You're top radiant.
Oh, I should know.
There is like nine people in front of me, bro. I get I get the crumbs of the crumbs already
Pat bro, you had trick in the first round who had 20 a game every game. You're not gonna come okay
Wait, how about this? What?
Wait, what did Joe say? Oh, no, is this where it gets fucked?
We go we go us seven yet
First pick second pick and then you get to second pick. Wait hold on. Jeezy now. I'm into your chat
Yo, unbanned me gang, I said nigga by accident bro, please.
I'm immortal.
Me too.
Me too.
I don't know why Ron said me too.
That threw me off.
Bro, we got the side track again.
What?
All right, all right, all right.
So guys, let's just get the draft going.
Muda, I think you're going to have to be kind of over.
No, that's not going to happen.
See, I'm still on it.
I'm like, Muda, I think you're going to have to be a cop.
Why?
You were right there, Jinx.
you knew the right decision for the sake of the tournament.
Why didn't you commit?
That's not fair, that's not fair, that's not fair.
No, that's it.
I'm going to reason.
I think what I said not makes sense.
OK, first of all, Mr. Philosopher, I think you're right.
You're getting picks in my scenario.
You just get two second picks.
Instead of a legal first pick, skip you, second pick.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Why can't we continue?
Who am I to get?
Still not!
But it's like, never put this game once in your life.
What the fuck am I to get this life?
Yeah.
What's the answer?
We put it like this.
When we did CS, but she had like the worst team ever.
I see that.
I see.
JC, JC.
Who's the best Rock-A-Leap player all time, bro?
Zen.
Okay, imagine Muda is zen in this situation.
When did you give him a first-time pick?
JC, JC, JC.
Didn't you not host a Rock-A-Leap tournament?
And didn't you have the best of the best players in that tournament?
I lost the tournament in the finals.
Does anyone even care?
one a tournament. What is this Vendetta about me rigging tournaments? I can't make it past
the first round.
You are so weird.
But there's a big drop off from you.
No, it's not that weird.
That was his house.
Just wait a minute, bro.
I was sitting in the opposite of his face.
Muda, I think the, uh, Muda, Valorant Sound, it works, bro. So you are not getting
a pick.
Wow.
You are getting the last four players. It's locked. Are we ready to drop?
It's over what happened you are getting the last four players. It's locked. Let's draft
I'm not kidding
I know something better I have a better have a better idea
Why don't I get first pick but then everyone else no pick ask me out and pick for at all
Mudo, you are getting the crumbs of this scenario, bro.
So I might as well just get up, take my fucking pants off, watch me.
Who is scamming the tabloids?
Well, how else am I supposed to do anything?
How was the ass-hive affair?
Mudo, if you're raiding it, carry the team, bro.
Okay, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh my God!
Yo, put it on the-
What happened?
We were right there. What happened?
There's fire!
What happened?
Hey, listen, listen, listen!
Are you crazy? JX, are you crazy?
Okay, so basically, here's the question.
half of the people. Yes. It's
like a slot machine, bro. How
do I tell you? It's got a text
that you know them. You know
them. This is a good line up.
I don't do some research. I
just I just see like eight
rainbow players. Please, please,
please. Actually, all right.
The draft order is gonna be simple.
It is Jinxie, then Lacey.
I remember, this is the part where I said it.
I'm like, and Moody's not picking.
I remember.
Then, what happened?
Did I like, did I like, did something overtake me?
Okay.
Jinxie, then Lacey, then Agents.
And then, Jinxie, Lacey, Agent, and then,
O'Neal?
O'Neal?
No, no, sorry.
And then Joe Bart?
What?
Wait, what's the order?
Wait, can you really keep up?
Team C?
Lacey?
Agent Joe?
Right.
Okay.
Okay.
Jim C. Lacey.
Agent Joe.
Joe calling in.
Joe calling in.
Joe, you're still watching this?
You know, I'm just gonna say some junk out chatters right now.
I did not indent you to stop doing your plan.
I gave you an alternative.
My plan would have worked because he wouldn't have gotten his best player chat.
You can chat with me.
The reason we look like the other teams is number one is really good.
But also he had fucking most of the name trick for it started 35 every fucking game.
If we did what I said, it would have just would have gotten it from the first pick.
It would have been more fair.
I was just saying it would have been unfair.
Who had the straps because that was an abusive sketch fucking Danny.
It would have been the worst, it would have been the doom squad.
I think he could still win with that though, no?
I mean, yeah, that's my fault that I like slayed you off that, but like I wasn't just going,
oh no, Munoz could be able to draft it entirely. I was just saying like, hey, you know, give him like some sort of crush.
No, I heard what he said that, I heard what he said that. You said we should like skip his first round basically, right?
Yeah, skip his first round, then he just starts the second game.
That's not even yeah, that's not even bad either. We should we should have that I'm trying to see what happened
We're like something switched in my brain to not do it though
I'm not pausing yeah, I'm not a pauser. I don't pop like I
Don't pause that much guys
Wait, he just yelled in my ear didn't own it
I'm gonna move my camera because it's double Jinx season. It's fucking on my head right now, brother
Here's the part where I go and mood is not picking. I just what exactly I need to watch this so I can sleep at night
Because I knew what the right decision was then
Then dude, are you retarded?
That was funny
Hey, you can get combat too, so we got jinxed with the perspective
Lacey with the second pick and then after that we have
Joe or agent
Okay, so JC
Lacey agent then Joe then Honepixel and then all we have left is Ron Jason Muda
So bro, then it would be only then it would be Jason then Ron then Muda in that order. You're not exact order, okay?
Okay, I don't know Alicia there I'll tell you I'll tell you a little bit about
dude Joe wait Joe I need to know I got bro but no one did that though no one
asked me about anyone people just draft it like I don't know when get no one
asked me like I was like yeah like me and high-fives got them high-fives got
some of them I got some of them I had no idea who Guapo was high-fives got him he
was like a god at Valorant but like the R6 people I was kind of wrong actually
about some of them because bro everybody's so cryptic in their texts like
I don't know bro yes you that has you that has to have Jason
picking before me. You've dead as have that. Ron, you're
good. You're good at games. What are you doing? It's
that. It's also with I will say with like somebody like
Timmy in the tournament, I think Muda should get picked.
Because that's what I'm saying bro. It's so unfair. No.
But to be fair though, Joe said picks. Joe did not say a
first round pick. To be fair, Joe said picks.
So let's be fair. Let's be fair. Let's microanalyze this
because he may as well. To be fair, Joe said picks.
He didn't say first round because you're going to pick
like Timmy first, Jakesy, and then that's already like
somewhat matching in like a team based setting.
Like I don't think it was that book. Yes, I'm starting
to change that mind. Joe, you're right. Joe, you're
right here. And there it is. Look at the smile on Moody's face. And it ended right there.
You can see him smiling right here. All right, Muto, you get to pick, bro. Stop crying.
Oh, man. Look at you trying to be fair and shit. Okay, all right. And it's over. Muto
Muda-Colin.
Muda-Colin.
Bro, I'm microanalyzing this, bro.
Bro, Muda, can you be honest with me?
Yeah.
Tournament's over.
You already won.
You're on top of the world right now.
You won.
You feel great probably.
Probably feel great.
Probably going to jerk off.
Were you, like, beyond, like, I don't care, be honest.
Were you, like, did you know how unfair that was when I reached that,
that or no.
No, I swear on my life, on everything I love and on my mother's life, that I genuinely
thought I was going to get first rounded, first rounded.
Even wait after the pics or you mean if we did my thing, if we did my thing?
Your thing?
Or One One's thing.
Even I thought both scenarios, if you go back in my thought, both scenarios have
first body alive and I swish you on my teeth, I got sketchy, sketchy, you can
You should've seen it with my face.
I started playing long into a little moustache
from one of those forms I had when I was in the first round.
I respect that.
Yeah, because I just didn't want you
to be knowing you'd win and then manipulating the draft.
No, no, no.
I swear on everything I love is about my word means a lot,
though.
Can you also put those fingers in my mouth?
But anyway, genuinely, like genuinely, genuinely,
genuinely, I swear to God, I thought I was going to lose.
even out now, off-screen, you can go look at my phone.
His nose is growing, chat.
His nose is growing.
Dude!
Sorry, I kept getting it.
Right, Todd, I was going to lose,
even after the picks were finalized.
I never knew what the trick was.
I never knew who the fuck.
There was a little seven on my team, bro.
But you know what your dash got?
It was a little seven on down.
And then I had sketch that I dropped a one kill
every game.
Those job two dash players can fucking shoot, bro.
I don't know.
I don't know that.
I don't know that.
I just really got to know that.
All right, bro.
Well, I believe you man, I should have just trusted my instinct as the tournament director and organizer of that giving you the scraps was the only way to keep it fair.
Yes, bro.
Yes, bro.
I love you, bro. And thank you for my name today, bro.
Thanks for saying.
And before I go,
you fuck me in my ass.
Not going to do that.
Okay.
So yeah, I'm going to be honest.
Joe did convince me.
But to be fair, Joe did not say to give him a first round pick to be fair.
When we allowed that we like fully unlocked him.
When we allow that, we like fully unlocked it.
GGs, bro.
GGs, man.
All right, chat.
On the important thing, bro, did you enjoy your stay?
We've been streaming for 10 hours, chat.
Yo, YouTube, we're streaming for 10 hours
on YouTube as well, correct or incorrect?
We're still live on YouTube.
Chat, WStream, what I'm going to do now
for any and all future tournaments.
I'm not gonna sit there and fucking triple text people
to respond, bro.
I'm gonna say, hey, this is the date,
this is the time, this is the tournament.
If you want to play, I don't give a fuck.
If you actually want to play,
tell me your peak rank and your hours on the game
and tell me your region, what location are you?
If you don't do that,
I don't care if you're fucking playboy cardy.
You're not playing in the tournament, bro.
You're not playing in the fucking tournament.
Also, if you set a date and you 100% confirm
like that you're playing in a tournament
and you don't have an emergency that happens,
like some people had actual like IRL shit.
But if you're like, oh yeah,
I'll play that tournament in a week.
And then you're like, oh, I forgot I'm doing this.
You're just banned from all future tournaments, bro.
I'm not doing that shit.
Cause we lock up a spot and then we have to unlock
a spot five minutes before the tournament happens
or literally while we're doing the draft.
And then we're getting in people at the last minute
we know nothing about how good they are. Yo, talk to me.
Tixie, not kidding. I'm not kidding anymore. Let's get the lawyers involved. Let's get
some contracts going. If they say they want to play, they're going to sign a contract.
Or we can find them. I'm not doing this anymore, Dave. We got to take this for real.
Highbys needs some sleep, bro. He needs some sleep. But, Chad, listen, bro, from
From now on, we need a Google fucking forum.
What is your peak rank?
Oh, you're not going to respond.
You're not in the tournament.
What is your peak rank?
It's chat standard.
Chat standard is going to be up.
No, but let me say this, bro, like seriously.
If you say, yeah, it's the only way, it's the only way, but that again, it still won't.
Bro, if you say you're going to be available at a time and you don't show up at that
time and you don't have an actual emergency if it's something like ah I forgot I was doing this
you're banned from all future tournaments because not only are you fucking over me you're fucking
over hi-bots and then you're fucking over all of the scheduling of everything bro period
period i like that i like that we gotta stop we gotta we're being so easy on you bro okay
bro we're gonna be in bopay bro we're a fucking dictator in here bro in bopay dude let's go
TSA TSA from now on and if you don't show up, yeah, oh you didn't respond with your rank hours played and region
You're not in the fucking tournament
All right, bro. I'll catch you have mine
Chad if you enjoyed your stay type of one if you did not enjoy your stay type of two if you despise
Me type of three if you like turtles type of four chat. I'll catch you guys in the next one YouTube
I love y'all twitch. I love y'all and
Yeah, we'll see y'all bro. We'll see y'all tomorrow with another stream
You know we stream every day for two years in a row and guys. I'll see you guys
Tomorrow. Oh and in case I don't see ya. Good afternoon. Good evening and good night