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I need you to be when I need you to play
And your eyes beat so hard that you might breathe
She'll remember me, I'm by the time I pull up break
My dick connects
Seeing a lot of pores
Well I'm by the fucking business week
I'm breathing, you got your beam on your feet
Ain't got asses from good old Gucci, I'm gonna cheat
I wish I could go back in time, I still must have your neck on freeze
I wish I could go back in time, I still must have your neck on freeze
I wish I could go back in time, I'm gonna meet you with everybody
I wish I'd go back in time to tell myself you gon' be rich
When I'm in my mouth, I'm the brunt of the secrets
Every day, I'm the brunt of the secrets
CHAP, WHAT IS GOIN'?!
I can't be no young, I just gotta...
I can't be no young, I just gotta...
I say goodbye, I say goodbye, I'm the brunt of the secrets
I just wanna go for any treat
I'm in London, I see the Paris, it's that bridge
Big boy repeatin' things, but I say they're cute, bitch
Feel the laugh, this is how I roll up with
Slippin' on this, I'm shufflin', I miss you, then I see no longer exist
Chad, what is good, bro?
How's your day going, Chad? It's a scale of 1 to 10. How is your day? Go away!
Check NASA's stream? What do you mean, check NASA's stream, baby? NASA's still alive?
Wait, NASA's still alive? What do you mean?
Five. Most of the area. Bound to get
Is that the moon?
Integrity science, thanks for that, we agree with the Pythagoras assessment and as a follow-up
to your previous report, the Sir has questions about-
Chat, is that the moon?
Wait, this is like a live live?
Big burger with the five gift and W burger!
Chat, it's not fake, it's not flat, bro!
Chat, it's not flat!
It's apocalyptic in comparison, absolutely, and if you had any idea, what if you draw a line between the Baggeris and the Western...
Wait, but Chad, I'm confused, Chad.
...mine-train of Oriental intersex at beautiful...
They're streaming on Twitter, but what is happening?
Chad, I'm confused, though.
No, no, Chad, is it orbiting? Is it orbiting? What is this?
It has more of the Terminator.
It's not moving.
It looks like a still shot.
It looks like a still shot.
A little more shadowy.
He's just a nut.
There's a nice.
Brochak, that is the moon.
The main thing defining the topography there seems to be.
It's orbiting, but it doesn't look like it's moving.
Very jagged shadows at 90 degrees just to the west of that.
Bro, they're orbiting the moon live on Twitch.
That is insane!
My god, it's actually crazy!
Bro, but is this AI?
Chat, no it probably isn't. Guys it probably isn't AI though.
It probably isn't AI. Long Johnson, they're gonna go-
Chat, let me know if something like Kray-Kray happened.
Let me know something Kray-Kray happened. Chat, but what is up guys? What is that? Wait, Rainbow Six? You just saw it?
I'll stop it already played to the day all right all the games are like in the morning chat
Bro, how's your day? How's your day? How's your day? How's your day? How's your day?
Jinx see the moon blew up. That's not even possible. Also. I just left the stream. I'm not falling for that
I'm not part of that chat
This chess tournament is in four days. Are you guys ready at the crossroads? Don't turn left
I don't know what that means. What does that mean? At the crossroads don't turn left. Why are people typing this?
What does this mean?
What does that mean?
D glove don't do it at the crossroads don't turn left
All right, I'm asking for no
Hi guys, what's up?
Yeah, I don't know what that means
do not turn left. As the crossroads do not turn left, as the crossroads do not turn left.
Is my life in danger right now? What's happening? What is actually going on right now?
Call Bernard. Call Bernard. Call Bernard. Call Bernard. What does this mean, bro?
Bernard, I started streaming today. My entire chat is typing at the crossroads don't turn left,
And then my head moderator high-vives called me and said at the crossroads don't turn left five times
What is this me? What is this me? I?
Think your community is cooking up a meme or an inside joke at the crossroads don't turn left might just be a quirky phrase
They've latched on to to keep you on your toes sometimes chat spams random lines
Just to get a reaction or create a bit of mystery if I visit repeating it to they're likely in on the fun
Just roll with it. Yeah
It sounds like classic chat chaos Bernard. Can I be in on it? Can I be in on it?
Oh, you're already in on it. You're the main character
Honestly, the best part of these running gags is how you react. So
Whatever you I've got you
You do go at the crossroads don't turn left
This is the first line in a book that Avery claims he did not write.
Two weeks ago, a YouTube channel called AveryVimeo uploaded a YouTube video titled Weird Book
I Did Not Write, where he shows us a mine that supposedly he never built.
Inside the mind is a chest that Avery did not place.
And inside the chest is a book that Avery did not write.
Inside the book is a very strange message.
Whatever you do at the crossroads, don't turn left.
Don't be fooled, it's listening.
You can't outsmart it, it's listening to me, it's watching you, it isn't from this
world.
The crossroads don't turn left.
What does this mean, though?
The crossroads don't turn left.
The crossroads don't turn left.
The crossroads don't turn left.
Over and over, followed by a sequence of numbers.
And that's it.
It seems impossible that a whole mine just appears in your world without your knowledge, but
Avery explains in the description of the video that the laptop he's playing on is from a
storage locker.
It already had Minecraft installed and this world already existed, but when Avery first
loaded it up, it was just a normal world.
He only now discovered this mine a few hundred blocks from his house.
But this is Cap!
Cap Avery did it!
Do you not see?
Bro, bro, it's not fucking Hero Bryan or some weird shit, bro.
Guys, Avery did it, bro.
Avery's the one who planted the book there.
After Crossroads don't turn left.
Yo bro, stop typing that shit!
Please stop!
It was D3 Lord.
It was Hero Bryan.
Bro, just don't turn left.
You're gonna die.
I'm not gonna die. Bro, bro, watch the whole thing. I'm not watching a 41 minute YouTube
video. What is the point of this?
So in that case, what is this book? The contents are strange and it's not evident what they
refer to. If anything, they just sound like some crazy rambling. But the numbers at
the end are clearly some sort of code, so maybe we can solve it and figure out what
this book is talking about. Except we can't. The numbers go higher than 26, so it's not
any alphabetical code. There are four sections, not three, so it isn't coordinates, and in
fact there's not a single cipher that comes up as a good match for this code. If it is
a code, it's unlike any code I've ever seen, and I wasn't able to decipher it.
So is that it a strange one-off YouTube video and a dead end? Not quite, because
for two frames at the very end of the video, Avery's inventory flashes a random pattern
of blocks, and this-
What do you mean that two frames?
That is fucking cap, that never happened.
This time, there is a code, because taking the first letter of the name of every block
and capitalizing it if there is more than one, you get a string.
A string that perfectly matches the length of a Google Drive link, that when you
Enter takes you to a folder, and this is where the true mystery begins.
The mystery of a Minecraft world that doesn't exist.
Opening the video named footage 1, we can see a player in the exact same spot Avery
was in the last video, except now he has way more items than he had last time.
Presumably this is from his house, and he's come to use this mine in survival as part of this world.
The book is now gone from the chest, but it could be that Avery just burned it because it creeped him out.
Or it's just this book in his inventory.
Regardless, Avery lines up with the other strip mine and begins to start a new one into the wall.
But when he does, he finds this.
Nothing weird, it's just a cave, and Avery walks in to begin exploring until he stops
and sees this.
It's hard to make out, but as he walks closer we can see what it is, moss, and grass.
This is immediately a red flag, because this kind of terrain does not generate in caves.
Avery checks underneath it, but there's nothing else either, and when he runs back to grab
his torches, he notices yet another patch of moss in the corner of the cave.
Again, not natural, but not leading anywhere either.
It's only when he heads back down the cave does he see it.
A tree.
Avery approaches the clump of greenery, and there it is.
A tree unlike any other oak tree in the entire game.
this is, it isn't normal. Avery backtracks a bit, and we get a better look at this shrub
for lack of a better word. And after some hesitation and circling around it, Avery decides
to try mining the tree. And he does, with no problem. It looks just like a normal tree,
except normal trees don't generate underground, and it's not the only one. As Avery goes
deeper and deeper into the cave, he passes larger and larger patches of greenery, coming
across more shrubs and even more trees and even more moss.
He pauses to talk at one point, but instead of commenting on the trees, he brings up
something else.
It's weird, we've only seen stone.
And I guess he's right, the walls of this cave-
Bro, but Chai, is this real?
Like, like, no no no no no no, don't fuck with me, bro.
Is this real?
Bro, I don't think this is real.
Guys, no, I don't think this is real.
What is a ARG? What is ARG? What is that?
It's not fucking real! It's not real!
Guys, it's not real!
If you don't have any diorite, granite, and a-
You can't have a tree in a cave, bro. That's not possible.
Unless somebody fucking builds it, bro. You can't have a tree in a cave, bro.
Light or oars, but come on. There's a bigger elephant in the room here.
At some point, though, Avery's wish gets granted, and the cave turns into terracotta, tough, and deep slate.
The greenery gets larger and larger, with the trees growing bigger and bigger.
Until finally, Avery reaches the end.
Avery stops for several long seconds just taking everything in.
The room is a giant cave of green, with strange and naturally large trees forming a staircase
on the back wall.
The floor is covered in a massive field of moss, scattered with the strange trees we
saw earlier.
Avery slowly heads down the cavern wall, being careful not to take too much damage while
maneuvering his way to the bottom.
He looks around in awe as he explores the chamber, and from closer up we can see
a tunnel right between the massive tree gates.
searches around the trees for a few minutes, seemingly mesmerized by the build, and we can
see that these gates are made of trees stacked on trees stacked on trees made of spruce, mud,
and oak.
But the question here is obvious.
What is this place?
This kind of terrain obviously doesn't generate naturally, so who made it and how does it
just appear in Avery's world?
Well, if there's any answer to that question, it's through this tunnel, because finally Avery
decides to stop sightseeing and heads down the tunnel at the center of the room.
Avery walks through the mudbrick tunnel turning to glance behind him every few steps, but of
course, nothing is there.
The world is set to single player.
At least, it seems that way.
Until this happens.
One thing is wrong.
It's almost impossible to notice, but I'm about to shit myself.
Is this a horror movie or what?
I'm about to shit my fucking pants.
I'm about to shit myself.
What is this, bro?
Why are y'all telling me to watch this?
Far edge of the tunnel, the first pair of torches have suddenly been wiped out.
Avery stares for a few seconds and continues walking.
Another pair of torches is gone.
I'm not scared of torches turning off.
Why would you say that? Why would you say that?
Why would you say that?
And then another.
I don't know what kind of practical joke this is.
But I already heard she went...
I'm not scared of a game.
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.
I don't know why I just jumped down.
I wasn't scared, but I felt compelled.
I've never felt like that in my life.
What is going on here?
Things just went from strange to incredibly creepy in a matter of seconds.
This doesn't just happen on a normal world, but Ivory did say he found this world on
a computer he got from a storage locker.
So maybe this is just a world that the old owner of this computer created, and it's just
some strange adventure horror map.
Case closed.
Except it's not, because the video files aren't the only thing in this Google Drive folder.
If you remember, there's also this PDF.
And opening it, we see this.
My exploration into a strange tunnel I found in my Minecraft world.
I've been playing this world for a while and just discovered this.
This is my documentation of the search.
Notably, when I installed Minecraft, this world came pre-created.
Always thought that was a little strange, but I'm not really sure.
This seems okay enough, but remember what Avery said earlier.
He found this computer in a storage locker with Minecraft installed.
Not he installed Minecraft and this world was there.
Admittedly, it's a pretty small difference, but still, why the conflicting stories?
Then you may have also noticed that I can't explain is why Avery's name is now censored.
He wasn't censored in the previous videos, but now he's both hidden his name and changed
his skin, almost like he's hiding from something.
But there's still a lot more of this footage, and if you want to figure out what's happening
in this world, why it exists, and what it has to do with Avery, we have to keep
watching, as Avery runs from whatever it is that's hiding in this world.
Avery says he has to keep moving, even if he doesn't exactly know why, and the only
way to go is down.
Avery takes a leap into the giant pool of water before him and swims down into a junction
of tunnels.
After some hesitation, he burrows himself in the left wall for air before swimming
down the left tunnel.
He continues to navigate through the dark water, the tunnel getting narrower and
narrower with no ending sign. Until it opens into a giant cavernous room with just enough
space at the top to get a bit of air. When Avery descends again, we can see tunnel openings
sprawling across the walls. Avery scans around. There's no marker of where to go, just
tunnels upon tunnels as far as the eye can see. And then he hears it.
The same sound as when the whispers played previously.
Avery rushes to dig into the wall and as he blocks himself in we can hear the whispers
again.
Quieter, but still there.
As if they're passing by him.
When the coast is clear Avery digs out, but now what?
He has no choice but to gamble on a tunnel and hope it's correct.
He scans the walls again, no obvious sign of which one to pick, so finally, he rolls
the dice.
The tunnel leads to another junction, and again after a slight hesitation, Avery goes left.
The tunnel continues.
You narrower and narrower and narrower until finally
He finds himself in the oasis.
Avery looks around the room, strangely almost peaceful.
He's in the middle of a square pond flanked on all sides by the same uncanny trees.
He stares off at the water for a second before towering up and getting a good look around.
Nothing but trees as far as the eye can see.
For a moment, he pauses, before something snaps, and he crafts a boat to get to the
center of the lake.
Without hesitation, he dives down into the tunnel and plugs up the hole.
He makes another trip for good measure, plugging it even further.
If this thing comes through here again, it has to break that, but I need to explore.
He sails back to the edge of the lake.
What I can't avoid doing is loading the chunk.
Avery chops a few trees and crafts a hopper with the spare iron in his inventory.
His plan is simple, set a trap for the fake following him.
But wait, did I miss something?
Because how does he know that something is following him?
Sure, those torches turned off and yeah, we heard those noises before, but there's
actually an even stronger piece of evidence I haven't mentioned.
Remember when Avery said this?
I've already heard you in the cave.
Well it took me a second to figure out what exactly he meant.
But then I heard this.
It's almost impossible to make out, but on a few separate instances while Avery was walking
in that original cave you would randomly pause for a second or two and now we know why.
He was listening.
Every time he paused for just a brief moment you could hear footsteps on the stone behind
him.
I can't watch this dropping just a fraction of a second too late to be quiet, but okay if
something is somehow really following Avery in a single player world, how can he stop
it or at least get it to reveal itself?
Well, that's exactly what he's doing right now.
Like he said, he needs time to look around and explore this world, but while he's
gone, anything can just swim through the hole and replace the blocks to make it
look like nothing happened.
But if Avery turns down his render distance and puts items in this hopper, if he then goes
far enough away and unloads the chunk, the only way for the hopper to be empty when he
returns is if something loaded the chunk while he was gone.
And then, whatever was-
That is like 200 IQ, bro.
Following him would be exposed.
The trap is set.
Now it's time to explore.
Avery walks through the trees, avoiding the lake so as to not load the chunk.
Every inch of this place looks exactly the same.
The same gray floor, the same strange trees.
Everywhere he looks, there's nothing.
Until, just in the corner of the screen, there's a sign.
But it's hard to spot and Avery doesn't seem to see it and he keeps walking.
Then he pauses.
Interesting, that's the third sign we've seen so far.
What?
Where?
Third sign?
I've only seen this one, but it turns out he's right.
Going back and re-watching the footage, just barely hidden in the corners of the screen
are two other signs Avery crossed earlier in the recording, though he gave no indication
at the time that he noticed them.
Avery goes back to all three signs.
All of them are blank, so I don't know what to make of it, but Avery seems to
be satisfied and he explains why.
The signs all seem to point to one place, both of these angled ones point in the same
direction.
And, he's right.
If you line up a coordinate grid with the location and rotation of the signs, you get
this.
So he's right, all of them point a certain way, and if you trace out their intersection,
it hits one specific point.
He also pulls off this brilliant move which you rarely see from these protagonists
by turning the difficulty to peaceful because he ran out of food, absolutely genius.
But with that said, he returns to the lake to check on his contraption.
And... nothing showed up.
Items are still flowing out of the hopper which would be impossible if anything had loaded the chunk.
Avery tells us exactly this.
Nothing came through.
Not to mention the blocks are still in the same position Avery placed them to plug the hole.
Now that he's shaken off whatever was following him,
Avery sails back presumably to find the intersection points of the signs, but before he does that,
he opens up chat and says this.
Something is here.
What?
How?
Why is Avery saying that?
Why isn't he sending it in chat?
What did he see?
I don't know if it can hear me.
But I'm not taking any chances.
grass block. When Avery left the chunk, he didn't just set one trap for the entity, he
set two. Without mentioning anything to us, he placed a grass block next to a block of
dirt. In Minecraft, grass can't spread if the chunk isn't loaded. The only way that
this block is now grass is if something other than Avery loaded this chunk. I'm
I'm not scared, but my gut says to keep moving.
Oh my God, it's like Yagami.
Oh my God, it's like Yagami.
How?
The actual, like how?
How?
Maybe I am scared.
Oh, but how did he not trigger the hopper, though?
The other side was pointed head on.
Baby, I'm home again.
I thought that I could run away.
Avery walks through a tunnel.
A tunnel which quickly turns into a maze.
And slowly but surely,
dead end after dead end.
Avery navigates through.
Avery is clearly smart, smart enough to set a trap, and smart enough to set a backup.
But whatever this thing is that's following him, it's smart too, smart enough to block
up the tunnel it entered from, smart enough to refill the hopper with items after loading
the child, smart enough to hide its presence. This world seems to be guiding Avery somewhere.
The whisper is in this tunnel, coercing him to enter the cave. The signs pointing to the
secret entrance under the tree. Whatever this world is, it's leading Avery. But to what?
We don't know. All we do know is that he isn't alone. And finally, is he leading
him to the crossroads? Finally, Avery exits the maze into another giant room with what
looks like a cipher above a door with three levers right in front of it. Avery stares
up at it, says he'll need a pen and paper, and blocks up the tunnel where he came from.
The footage ends with him staring up at the code, deep in thought.
From what I can see, the code atop the doorway looks something like this.
It doesn't immediately remind me of anything, and plugging it into a cipher decoder gives
me no ideas either.
Running each of the candidate ciphers just gives gibberish every single time.
Whatever this code is, there's unfortunately no way that I, or Avery, can solve it.
The second half of the footage picks up with 17 minutes of just staring at the
wall.
And then...
He gets it.
Okay, I guess it was solvable.
Avery says it's a good poem but doesn't actually reveal what it said, only that it uses cipher
stacking.
A technique where two ciphers are layered one on top of the other to make a code almost
undecipherable.
How Avery actually solved it with a pen and paper is beyond me, but the puzzle isn't
over yet.
What if Avery has schizophrenia and made all of this?
Still, this gate, which we've-
It's not a bad shout!
It's not a bad shout!
...pre-suspects to become a sort of combination lock,
but instead of a pen and paper,
his solution this time is a bit more...
How do I put this?
E-e-efficient.
And with that, he's... wait.
Who's...
Der Lord 3?
For the first time in this footage, Avery's censor bar lingers for just a second too short,
and we get a glimpse of the name.
This isn't Avery's name.
This isn't Avery's skin.
Maybe the reason that we got two different stories about where this world-
Avery died!
This is a new player!
Wait!
What if Avery died in this thing? New player though, Chad!
Do you know what I'm saying?
Do you know what I'm saying?
Came from is because the player we've been watching this entire time
isn't Avery at all.
you
you
you
you
you
You
It's empty.
This village is strange, it's clearly abandoned if the cobwebs and literal holes in the roof
didn't make that obvious, and all the chests and containers have nothing inside of them.
There's also an interesting amount of yellow in the carpets, beds, and flooring, but wherever
Dyrlord looks he can't find anything of interest, no lead on where to go or what
to do from here.
The fountain and statue in the town center is by far the most eye-catching
decoration here, but like we can see, it too is empty. There's no path to take from there.
So is this the final area then? The final answer to what's been going on with this world and
what's been following him? I'm not sure and clearly Der Lord isn't either since he keeps
looking around for anything out of the ordinary. Anything that might give him a clue of where
Where to look next.
It's a house.
Please, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
I'm calling the case with his problem.
I
I hate it here. These idiots are insufferable. They think that devotion will save them. Rest assured, it will not.
But I will do them any good to believe that anyway.
The ones who realized it pretend they didn't.
But it doesn't help that there are some of them who truly believe they'll be saved.
The king is coming, my man.
If anything, I wager that their king is already here.
It's watching me, right this.
I don't particularly care.
I just want this to be done with.
The sooner I can leave, the better.
He's arrived.
I don't know why anyone is surprised to find that out.
This is exactly what they were hoping for.
I'm going.
I'm leaving this here in the rare case someone finds it.
If you have found this, I implore you.
Turn back. Disconnect. Forget about this world.
It's not for you.
If you've come here, you must be curious.
I know you must want to continue onwards,
so I know that this is a heavy ask.
But please,
Do not go any further. For your own good. Do not.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear the wind blowing through my ears.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear the wind blowing through my ears.
Talk to the door, bro.
Talk to the door, bro.
Talk to the door, bro.
you
you
you
you
you
Also, the book in the village telling you to disconnect means that players once lived
together, not on PCs, in case anyone's wondering what you're left with.
I suppose the other guy's about to go, but Chad, what does that even mean?
What does that mean, bro?
What does any of it mean?
What does it mean?
That's the most scared I've been in a while.
That is the most scared I've ever been in a while, bro.
That is the most scared I've ever been in a while.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Okay, chat.
About to faint, bro.
Bro, is that real?
That is insane, bro.
Let's play chess.
That was terrifying.
That was terrifying!
Let's play chess.
Let's play chess.
Let's play chess.
Let's play chess.
Let's play chess.
I think Gotham's ready.
I think Gotham's ready.
I think Gotham's ready.
I think Gotham's ready.
I think Gotham's ready.
I think Gotham's ready.
I think Gotham's ready.
I think Gotham's ready.
I think Gotham's ready.
I think Gotham's ready.
I think Gotham's ready.
I think Gotham's ready.
I think Gotham's ready.
I think Gotham's ready.
I think Gotham's ready.
I got a chess tournament in four days!
Chess tournament in four days!
I'm gonna call him.
He he he!
Part two, not that I don't have time, but soon, soon, soon, soon, soon, soon, soon,
soon, soon, soon, soon, soon, chat that was actually scary.
That was scary, bro.
Chad has got them on.
Joe Bart is pulled a CS knife.
Bro, Joe Bart should be trained for the chest turn in the chat.
I'm gonna whip that ass!
I'm gonna whip that ass!
I'm calling.
I'm calling and got them.
Yo, I have four days until the biggest day of my entire life, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I need you.
I need you to help me.
Let me like, I need you to help me, bro.
I'm nervous.
My ego's going down.
I don't know what to do, bro.
I don't know what to do.
Did you?
Well, first of all, first of all, let's breathe, breathe in.
I know, I know.
And I just watched a horror movie in Minecraft, bro.
I don't know what to do, man.
I don't know what to do.
Is that, is that like actually scary?
Yes, bro.
It was the scariest thing I've ever watched in my life, bro.
It was terrifying, dude.
Oh, I thought like, I thought because it's Minecraft,
it would be like all jolly and stuff.
No, no.
I didn't know Minecraft could be a horror game,
but I guess it can, bro.
I learned that today, but Levy bro, I have played chess every day for 18 consecutive
days.
I might not be the best chess player in this tournament bro, but I am the most dedicated
man.
I am the most dedicated.
Brother, I am not going to lie to you, I saw the full field and I think you are probably
the best chess player.
I'm just saying, you know, Insha'Allah brother, I think you got it, all right?
But, yeah, I took a look at some, first of all, did you see,
did you, you probably haven't had a chance yet, but
you should definitely watch the breakdown, where I covered the game you played against
XQC.
That, I said, that might be the greatest game a 370 has ever played.
Are you serious?
Don't troll me.
I'm not glazing, I'm not trying to, you know.
But then I said, then I said this, I said,
The reason people stay 300 is because they play a game like that and then they play like four games where they lose all their rate, you know, all their pieces.
Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Oh, you're right.
Dude also levy the tournament is in apparently the games are five minute format.
Yes, it's five minute but every time you make a move, you gain five seconds so you're gonna have like you're gonna have some time.
want you can start grinding five plus zero you'll just have to play a little
faster I think I probably should write what do you think coach what do you think
perfect yeah I think I think probably that's the way to go by the way do you
have any um do you know Joe B you ever like stream with him I love Joe Bart
yes what about okay because I'm gonna give him a lesson in two days
Maybe you're going to train Joe, you're going to train Joe.
I am, I wanted to do full disclosure, but I'm rooting for you.
All I'm going to do is I'm going to tell him how to take the center and stuff like that.
But we cheering for Jinxie out here, all right?
They asked me, bro, I couldn't really say no because then I feel like that would have
been fucked up.
But I only said only him because I like him too.
But anyway.
Okay, bro, it's okay.
I understand.
If you play him in the final, I'm going to coach you.
have my word. Okay. All right. So I'm going to give him one lesson. He's got to play like
some sponsored video game. Dude, all you guys are so busy, man. You guys are old. You guys
had like so many games you got to play like it's crazy. I'm lucky I just play chess. Yeah,
but I'm gonna be honest, Levy, like I was gonna keep it a buck, bro. Well, after
an hour of chess, I want to drive my car into a lake, bro. So I don't know how
How do you play this every day?
It's the most stressful game in the world, bro.
Like how do you play it?
Dude, it's really bad.
Like the highs are really high, but the lows are so low.
Like I'm sure you play video games off stream
and probably before you were like famous,
you know, you start like yelling at your teammates, bro.
Like you're just like, oh, it's so bad.
Like, dude, I played like Overwatch off stream.
I played Overwatch on stream one time during COVID
and somebody dropped a racial slur
and then I never played again.
Well, you played which game?
Which game?
So like in chess, I can't even imagine
because it's just like, it's just you.
Can't blame anybody else.
Levy, which game did you play?
I played Overwatch.
Oh, okay, that makes sense, bro.
I heard over, yeah, that has surprised me.
Yeah, that does, you played Overwatch?
Holy shit, I did not know that, bro.
I did not know that.
So, okay, Levy, how can I win this tournament,
bro?
So, first thing I wanna ask is,
Um, why?
You're my kid. Did you not play the openings? Oh, you're gonna get out. Good. Yeah. So I was asking how come in some of the recent games you played, you didn't play the openings. We practiced. Is it because you don't like, you're not.
Okay, it's a little scared to play new stuff. Okay. Little scared to play new stuff. Little scared to play new stuff. You know what I'm saying. Also, my cousin showed me.
the Karukan thing, and I messed it up a little bit.
So now I'm just scared to do any opening.
So what I do is I just do E5 and then E4.
Like I just go mid of it every time.
I don't know, Levy.
I'm over simulated, bro.
I'm scared.
The tournament's in two days and I'm not ready.
Okay, we need a plan.
So you have to have a battle plan going in, all right?
Your goal should be, number one,
you're not gonna end up in an XQC moment.
You know what I mean?
Oh my God, getting checkmated in like five weeks?
Yeah, we cannot get mated like within 10 moves.
Extra Emily, I don't know if that's like,
do I call her just Emily?
Anyway, Emily was practicing four move checkmates on people.
We just can't do, we're not gonna blend
or any early checkmates.
All right, that's number one.
Number two, let's look at a couple of your recent games
because you won some games.
Like I don't know why you keep saying like,
I'm like losing all my all these games. So the biggest mistake you're still making is
you're not spotting their attacks. That's it. I get I get tunnel vision and I focused on
yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. Okay, that's all. I mean, that's really
I do the game you played against X was crazy. It was the best ever played and
then I chose that I chose. No, but you did it. The thing is you didn't show you'll
see when I recap the game the way to win for you was so hard and he was really clutch and also
the way he beat you with a minute on the clock was really instructive like he was experienced so
he just like pushed his pawns and made a queen you can learn even when you lose that's what you
should do you know um so that's fantastic like you now would destroy you from two weeks ago
Yes. Yep. You're 100% right, man. I know I would.
So that's definitely what I notice.
All right. I'm going to set up a classroom.
OK. OK.
And then we're going to do, we're going to,
I'm not worried at all.
I'm not worried at all.
I'm OK.
I'm going to do what I did last time, which is invite you here.
And then let me know.
There you go.
There you are.
Yep. OK.
I'm going to go tinker, I'll be back in 18 seconds.
No problem, I'll count.
What up, Jinxie's chat?
Are you guys ready for the greatest tournament performance of all time?
I love how you guys, I love how Magnus invited Jinxie, what does that mean?
He didn't?
Oh, I think...
Oh, what's going on? You guys just keep spamming the same thing, so I just get really confused.
really confused. Anyway. Oh, it was a fake Magnus. Nice.
See. All right. Love you. I'm back. You ready?
Yes, sir.
Awesome.
Okay.
Let's load in some of these games.
Yeah.
So you have to practice self-love in chess.
That's what I'll say.
I'm going to skip games you played against your relative, right?
Your brother?
Or I'm not sure who it is.
Yes.
All of our games come down to the wire.
No, it's my older brother.
Okay, I got you. I'm loading in like 10 games right now.
Let's start with the first one. Okay, let's start with Navin.
Okay, wait, I think this guy kicked my ass.
Wait, Levy, this is like one of my worst games ever, I think.
You won the game though.
Oh, I did it, did it, okay.
Okay, don't mind, don't mind. Sorry.
Dude, if you're winning and it's the worst game ever, I feel like anyway.
Okay, look here's gonna be your checklist. I'm gonna make you this checklist for like every game. I'm gonna write it for you
It's like number one
Did I develop in castle?
That's the first check we're gonna hit number two
Did I make
three or less
Blunders like my queen my night my rook whatever and then
Did I miss?
Maximum three blunders by my opponent so the rule of three all right if you follow this rule
Like you're gonna see if you do nothing in a chess game and I and I do mean that like just move pieces back and forth
Your opponent at some point
will just give you their material away and you can use the strategy until like 600 but
Really? Really? Yeah like I'll show you look look so let's start let's start right your opponent goes here
Night, you develop your night, you developed the other night.
Alright, are we developing and castling?
We developed, but did we castle?
No, you went here.
I wanted to protect the bishop, but I didn't have to do that, yeah.
Right, exactly.
Oh, whoops, I was on full screen because I wanted everybody to see how handsome I am.
Okay, now I have the chessboard.
Okay, fantastic.
So, I'm going to make a rule for you.
Okay.
Stop touching your beep on.
Okay.
No more beep on.
No more beep on.
No more beep on.
Yes, no B, no G. We do not touch B and G puns. They are called poison puns. Poison puns? Really? Why?
So, well, in your case, it's because, like, you push this pawn in a crazy amount of games, and I want you to stop doing that. It's going to come back to bite.
Okay.
The H and A puns should be moved, but only, like, one space. Okay?
Wait, why are the, okay, I think I know why they're poison.
Is it because it exposes the rook maybe?
Why is that why?
Okay.
Now, why are the exterior pawns better to move though?
So the thing about B and G is that the B pawn is one of the most useless pawns in
the game period.
It's just like it hardly gets moved.
Most of the time you should castle short side and then if you castle short side, you have
this pawn move here, pawn up to h3 and this pawn makes your king avoid backrank checkmate.
Oh your king has another escape route because of that pawn.
Yeah, and also it stops the bishop and it stops the knight.
So h and a like to go up 1, especially to give the bishop some space to come back.
But yeah, B, like this move doesn't accomplish anything.
If you want to get the other Bishop out, you should move which pawn?
D pawn.
Yeah, you should go up one or two.
One, because then it protects the Bishop and then my, protects the top Bishop and then
my other Bishop has like a fighting lane.
Yes.
In a couple games, you tried to push this out twice, but they covered it more than
you.
One, two, three.
You see my red squares, right?
Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Exactly. So you see how, yo, somebody said extra Emily is watching our
stream right now. No. Is that true Chuck? Are people stradding like bro? I don't know.
Oh my goodness. Well, little does she know little that we're not gonna we're not gonna
give away any secrets. We're not gonna give away any secrets. I don't actually know people
people could have just straight up been lying.
I have no idea.
Anyway, all right, JC lock in D3, good move.
D3, good move.
If you can play this move, if you can push two, do it.
But you can't right now, okay?
Push one.
Anyway, is this a blunder?
No, so I don't care.
Then you went here.
Okay, is that a mistake by your opponent?
Yeah, it's just a preponder.
Boop, boop, boop, preponder.
Take, take, take, yeah.
Okay, is this a blunder?
Yes, free pond attacks tonight and then attack terrible play terrible. Yeah, you took it
Now the best move by black is to protect this they didn't so what did you do?
Agent watching yo leppy all of the opponents are watching agent. Are they really I'm not like this is the sweatiest
Turnman I've ever been in problem. I guess this way each other are big alright
So since we got a lot of people watching right now
I'm gonna tell you all right now it is mad obvious if you cheat do not cheat alright
The last tournament was tainted. So don't cheat. Yeah, I have no idea shit, man
All right. Good lord, please it is so obvious when begin a sheet
Please that's all I ask it doesn't matter if you lose all your games
Fighting spirit try your best chess has nothing to do with intelligence unless it's my student who wins then he's the smartest
Yes, W coach. Yes, bro. The thing is bro
The thing about chess and like you said is it's very embarrassing to lose in chess
So that's probably why people like want to cheat. I know, but isn't that crazy?
So you losing video games all the time. No one's ever embarrassed, but
Yes, it's weird. I don't know. Yeah, it's because we asked it's like people relate chess with intelligence a lot, bro
That's the reason you know what I mean, so they feel like if they suck at chess, they're just stupid
Yes, it's not true like bro, uh
If you're a genius, but you've never played chess, you're obviously gonna be bad at the start, you know
You might even be bad after like 10 years. Yeah, dude. I've
I've like gotten invitations from like PhD people that are like dude, I love your content, but I'm only like 1100 a chest
This is like the smartest person I've ever met in my life, and they're 1100
Yeah, so it's okay
You know it like it. It's it's fine. All right. Let's go through the game. Let's let's let's see
even here
Before you go to battle. I need you to get your kid out of the middle of the board
Doesn't matter. Okay. This I don't know like your opponent is terrible castle. Okay attack the queen
I mean, you still haven't castled, look, right here, free pawn.
Gotta do that, and then it attacks the queen, yeah, wow.
Yes, okay, now, this is the last chance you can castle.
You didn't castle, now he gets in with the queen.
This is where we have problems,
because you know, dude, right here,
you are two moves away from losing the game
if you're not careful.
Bam, bam, game over.
That's checkmate, oh my, he has no pieces left
and he could still mate you, you know what I mean?
So, we have to castle.
We have to castle.
you went here good move great move this is an excellent move and now I see a
king I see a bishop you want to swarm him now so who is your most powerful
piece right now my rook no you have a more powerful piece this is good you
have a dragon who's your strongest piece my queen yeah she's not doing shit
right now so I'm doing shit. Boom. Boom. Go swarm. I like the move you played. This
is a great move. His bishop is pinned. You like that, let me? Yeah, I don't know what
you, I mean, I think you just misremembered the game. So here you took, he took, his
king is attacking your rook, but your rook can take his bishop. Good. Fantastic. Take
his pawn, take all his stuff. Look at this. You took all his pieces, bro. Like, hey,
you took his queen. He hung his queen and you didn't take it. What? Oh, I thought
I did or maybe rewind the tape. I think I might just know you went here
Bro, I didn't get it. Oh, no, no, dude
The crazy thing is I saw a few of your games the thing is you're not gonna spot every blunder, you know
But there were like three or four games. They were hanging the Queen and I was like, no
Take tonight good good now. I need you to get this Queen of the game. Okay
So, look, it's really difficult to checkmate a king when it's on the run.
It's going to get away.
Like, you're going to give a check, it's going to run.
Now I need you to bring your queen.
You didn't bring your queen.
I need you to use your queen.
When you're hunting a king, you have to bring the queen.
Okay.
So, you play queen check.
I run my king here.
White to move, checkmate in one.
You have a mate on the board right now.
Oh my God, I see it.
Where is it?
checkmate. Oh you cut out. Queen f7 is checkmate right? Queen f7. Can the king
take the queen? No nice protecting it. It can't move back. Can the king go to h6?
Can the king go here? No the bishop! Oh my god I didn't realize that. Yep. Your
genius. That's me. Boom. Perfect. Look how quick you found that. Your knight
defense. That skill right there you didn't have that before. By the way
you have another checkmate imagine I didn't have my bishop like straight up
imagine the bit it was like this it's it's still you have a mate you can check
me and prevent me from escaping with my queen really I can check you yep forget
the bishop even exists you can still find a queen check oh my god that's me
from Queen F80 monster boom because now we have that diagonal to that the
greens and then we have the night here yeah yeah and the queen covers back
Yeah spotting that is really tough like you you hit the square through the king. Yep. You're like way better than like
Yeah, then I yeah, then I was definitely two weeks ago. Yeah, definitely. You're definitely seeing stuff
Okay, let's see how you converted this game. I just want no drama like even here
You need to be looking for checks with the Queen you have made in one also here
Okay, so with your most powerful piece should probably deliver the checkmate. I think in this position you have
You have a scary amount of checkmates.
You have Queen G5, Queen F5, Queen G6, Queen H6, Queen F7.
I think that's it.
Queen H8, it's all of these Queen Moves are made.
Literally every Queen move I highlighted is a checkmate,
which is unbelievable.
You went here, you didn't checkmate him.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Queen F5 is not made, Queen F5 is not made.
This is not made.
Chat is going crazy, because the king can run here.
But all the others are made.
All these checks are check made.
Yes, we let the king run away.
I need you to use your queen.
So the king is running around.
You're up 13 points of material.
You have to have a killer instinct here.
You can't be making moves like this.
Every move you let your opponent survive
is a chance you will die, OK?
Killer instinct.
Got you, killer instinct.
Yes, queen, go to hunt the king down.
Just make sure the queen is protected.
And exactly on cue, you hung your pieces.
You lost your two pieces.
So now you have to re-win the game.
It's a re-win the game.
This is much harder,
because now you have to promote the pawn.
Okay, I'm gonna teach you something extremely important
for low time situation.
What happens if right now, white loses on time?
What is the result of the game?
I would lose even if I'm up material.
Correct.
It's because of this pawn.
So if you lose on time, but your opponent doesn't have any checkmate in material, it's a draw.
It's a draw.
But because this pawn is on the board and theoretically could become a queen, you lose.
So if you have three seconds here, what should be the strat right now?
If I have three seconds?
Yes.
Can you possibly make a new queen and checkmate in three seconds?
No, I need to kill this pawn.
Yes.
Yes, that is the most important thing. Otherwise you will lose and the draw is better than a loss
So you have to go like here and then you got to like make sure you can stop the pawn you go like there
You know get to it with the night the Bishop was gonna keep running. It's gonna keep running like look you're gonna attack
It's gonna push you're gonna shit, and you're gonna push again. You're like god damn it
Then you lose one time. Oh
Yes, and this is why like the longer they survive the worst is gonna be for you now
What happened in this game you pushed good you were patient excellent excellent move
So you re-won the game. Excellent. Okay, very easy. You actually promote it into a checkmate.
But this is perfect. Like you check and then...
Bro, I didn't know it was checkedmate immediately when I promoted like that.
So when the two queens are at those angles, it doesn't even matter if these two pieces are there.
They cover all of the squares. So with the king here, like they just, they, um, geometrically, they just take away all of the squares.
I explained why I didn't kill the pawn.
Yes.
I was scared of stalemating.
I had a feeling.
I had a feeling.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
But also, I will just, oh yeah, you
didn't want to walk over to the pawn and take it.
No, but this is great.
I mean, this is excellent.
Like, you were patient.
You didn't just run your pawns and lose them.
I protected them, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, but earlier here, like, we
could have cleaned this up easier.
So this game goes into the bucket of,
We were winning, and we played good in the opening,
but we needed to do it a little cleaner.
Fine, but we won.
Doesn't matter, you know?
Let's keep going.
I don't wanna, you know, I don't wanna go too long
on every game I'd rather learn
and see what you're doing wrong.
Okay, E45.
Let's go over what happens if extra Emily
or anybody tries to checkmate you in four moves.
You have to know this like the back of your hand.
Quarter of the attacking.
Queen of six, queen of six.
No, no, I don't want you to defend with the queen.
Or no, oh my God, I'm sorry, not queen of six.
Oh my god, I'm sorry. Knight f6 is what I meant to say.
Yes, but if you play knight f6 attacking the queen, what is the queen going to take?
Just my middle pawn and then put me in check.
You could play like this. So you actually can do this. It's not that bad because then
you would block with what? The bishop, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then on the next move, what should you do with your king?
Castle.
Yes, you should castle and
Now you will never get mated and if you look at my game my video today
It's actually like I'll assign it to you for homework if you have some time
Yeah, when there's a queen and a king in the middle
Yo, there are so many tactics. So look like you can set up like a rook attack
And it's gonna be bad news for these pieces
Right, it's just gonna be you know there
But, the best way to stop some sort of scholars mate is don't even let them eat this pawn.
So develop your other knight.
Really?
Okay.
Yeah.
And then you stop this, now they try to mate you, how do you block this attack?
Like literally get in the way of the queen doing the checkmate.
It would be pawn d5.
D5.
Pond D5 blocks the bishop.
But remember, we have to count.
We lose on that square.
Oh, God.
So we have to block the queen.
So pawn F6, pawn F6.
G. G6.
I thought you said those were the poison pawns, Levy.
You were paying attention.
Yes.
Alternatively, yes.
Here's the thing though.
Here's the scenario.
No, I would say this.
I would say about 80% of the time, 90% of the time, the
B-pawn is really the poison pawn.
I want you to stop touching the B-pawn.
In your games, it's almost never useful.
G, in this case, this is the one exception I'll let you
touch the pawn.
If and only if, if and only if, you put the bishop
behind.
But hey, if you don't want to move the pawn,
how else can you defend against Checkmate?
I feel like there's kind of like a million ways, right?
Yeah, but the cleanest is like something like this.
But I don't even, I don't like to touch the Queen.
And for the record, I actually think,
like remember the opening I taught you, Scandinavian?
Yes.
That cuts all this garbage out.
That's why I like this opening.
and then bam, and then you develop the knight
and the bishop and all that stuff.
But you gotta decide if you're gonna play Scandinavian
or just like symmetric for this tournament.
You can't be up in the air.
I will send you the video,
how to not lose to an early queen attack.
You have to remember that you can block queen attacks.
You have to put pieces in the way.
Like look at this position.
So if this, this, this is white threatening
anything now? No. Oh, yeah, it is. F7 pawn. Yep. Defended with the bishop, right? Yeah.
Now what? How do you, how do you defend this now? You're going to think I need to protect
this, I need something to protect that. Knight F6. What? Block the attack. Yeah. Fantastic,
You're defended. Yes. Yes. Very good. We can trade that. Very good. Now advanced players of this stupid ass attack in this position
You'd like to go crazy. They like to do something like this. So what is the idea of that move?
Why would they do that? Because eventually they want to push my night with their next one.
Yes beginner you would have said
That's because if I take it's mate. Yeah, but that's not the only idea
The idea is if you go here and they push you're kind of screwed right because if you move your knight you get checkmated
Oh, yeah. Yeah
Okay, so let's say all this happens one of your opponents gets you into this situation if you move your knight you get checkmated
Right. Uh, that's a problem. If you castle you lose your night
What if I told you, you didn't have to lose anything in this position?
How?
I know, how?
They're going to take your knight on the next move, unless?
Is there a way I could like, check him or no?
Check him or danger levels.
Your knight is worth three.
Is there a way you could maybe threaten up the stakes?
I think a threat is bishop.
Bishop is actually a very legitimate idea.
The problem is that he would take your knight and your bishop.
So he's got this pawn, okay?
If you can't, you got to always think king and if you can't attack the king, can you
attack the queen?
Yeah.
Is there a way?
Oh, knight d4.
Come on.
Wow.
Wow, now he has to get out of here.
Yeah, take my night now, buddy.
And so he moves.
What else are you threatening by the way?
Do you see besides the queen?
I'm threatening a sexy check on the king with my next one on pawns.
See, too, you're going to take the pawn and then you're going to rock.
Yes.
All that is beautiful.
Yes.
And then you just get out of this like he goes here and then you move your night.
I don't even care where like it doesn't even matter if you go to the edge of the board.
It's fine.
Because the next move, where are you going to go?
In the middle of the night, let's say.
Next move I would go knight f4 probably.
And you hit the queen, yeah.
By the way, like you go knight here and all of a sudden your queen sees the pawn
and the pawn doesn't have any protection.
That this is the worst nightmare that can happen to you in a game
is that like they do some early queen thing.
OK, let's go through these games.
So you you played okay fantastic you took the pawn look perfect example of what I talked about by the way
So he has a knight in a bishop. What are they both seeing?
They're both seeing the same f7 pawn, correct if the knight goes there
What's gonna happen?
I'll lose my rook. Yes. Hopefully the rook right because otherwise
You know you would you would lose your queen exactly so you
You did what a lot of beginners do. You're like, oh, he's threatening my pawn. I'm just gonna move my pawn
But he was never threatening the pawn. He was threatening
The move like he wanted to just go there, right?
so I
Just taught you how to do this. I didn't even know this happened
Block his bishops attack. You cannot block a knight, but you can block a bishop
So how do you block a bishop's vision here? Pawn d5?
Yo, if you play this move
It's automatic victory this game. You just block the bishop. You kick his ass out. He goes here. How do you block this attack?
Quad C6. Boom. You built this beautiful chain and then bam and bam and if you want to be fancy
God, it's so easy, but I make it so hard. All this stuff never has to work
But check this out. Check this out. In this position
You can actually threaten a scholar's mate back to him. How do you threaten scholars mate here on him?
On the same square that they do it to you the square near the king
Bishop this yeah, no no no no Bishop is a bishop that's not made who's the heavy hitter
The Queen yes, what do you bring the Queen right now?
Queen f6 and you hit the knight and mate
Shia, so wow that's gross so you know a lot of people here they go boom and then it's made you win
It's not the best move, queen f6 is probably not, it's probably not the best move because
they can protect against it, but as a beginner, queen f6 is an automatic win.
Like you play this move, people are gonna like maybe take or take.
So look, you played f6, they went here, you went here.
What if I told you, what if I told you taking your rook is a blunder?
How?
Cause it's nice trapped?
How?
No.
important things in chess material and king safety he took your material but his
king is directly in the center so if you move your knight somewhere it's check it's
like yeah that's what I did I remember no you went pawn to d5 which is actually
not a terrible move because you have an opportunity to do knight to f2 eventually I
think you went night g3 a couple moves later and you took his rook which is
very creative like that's actually very nice idea here's the problem here's the
problem you can win more than that it's a trick I actually did to you in our
blindfold game the first game we played oh yeah I could just go bro I could just
go knight to f2 threaten the queen threaten the rook and put him in check
I'll be just yes, but where's it but but but what isn't the king gonna take you
You see how your brain is like oh I attack everybody and the kings and check but the king is gonna move
So how do you safely attack the queen?
Oh my god, I see it now night
to see
Three boom and he can't go here because you take with what the queen and then he's in check is the night's defending the queen
Wow. Isn't that Chef Mate? That's Chef Mate. That's Chef Mate.
Jamesy, look at... he has one piece protecting it!
Oh, the Bishop Scheisse.
Yes, it's very close. I get why you would be like,
Oh, I'm defended, but you forgot his piece. Don't forget their pieces.
It's so important.
That's my big thing, bro. That's my big thing.
Yes, but look, look, look. In the game,
you did this, which is not even a bad move because you keep...
I mean, your threat is still there.
He went here. You went here. And then you went here.
So you still have this move.
You still have this idea.
OK, now this gets even more crazy.
Had he gone this way, had he gone that way,
the move that you played in the game,
you went here to go after his rook,
would have accidentally been the best move
because he can't escape the check.
He can't run away because your knight is there.
So he would have had to go here and now take.
And the bishop doesn't protect.
And the bishop doesn't protect.
That would have been sick. That actually would have been the better move because
instead of winning his queen you made him. How did the game go? You did this great move by you,
not the best. You could have played knight to c3 but you took back the rook. All right now it's
like game on. So now what are we doing here? We got to get the rest of our pieces out. No.
You see what I mean? We didn't get the bishop out. We didn't get the knight out. Like at this
point you switch and you're like okay I need to I guess I get why you play this move. You
you want to go attack him.
OK, this move is terrible.
You can just block with the pawn.
You see how you have a blind spot for blocking attacks?
You see an attack, and you're like, oh, I have to move.
But you can block.
This is a very important skill I need you to remember.
These diagonal pieces, you just kick them out
with your pawns.
OK.
OK.
Gotcha.
Now, if he were to go back, how do you win his knight?
It's nice in the corner.
Queen, Queen G8.
Yes.
You want to hunt him with your queen, but you can also do it with who?
Bishop F7.
Yes.
Bishop G7.
Yes.
G7, sorry.
Yes.
I know that's what you meant.
Yeah.
And his knight is just gone.
All right.
You ran your king.
I don't like that because we didn't block.
But that's a blind spot.
That's something you can develop.
Bishop F7 is a terrible move.
Why?
beginner you're like oh what do you mean he's attacking my queen it's protected but yeah but
then what that's the question like what is and do you notice what you're threatening with the move
queen to f5 check mate yes with this ridiculous knight in the corner did he stop it no wait did
i do that i surely i did that oh dude and see how fast you see it here i'm not even maybe in
the game you didn't spot it i don't know maybe you didn't see this because he was in the game
I can tell you I was trying to get my queen to safety
Yes, but you're tunneling like he he goes here and now I mean look it's hard to spot that
It's very rare a knight in the corner covers me
So you you missed the chance, but you took his bishop fine now you should take the pawn
But should you take it with the knight or should you take it with the queen take it with the queen?
If you take it with the queen, what's he gonna do?
He's gonna probably take my night now with this king. Yes
So actually you should probably take it with the night because then I'm threatening the queen as well
And that's what you did in the game
See, I'm so confused because sometimes in the lesson you give me the move you didn't play and then sometimes you do the opposite
So you played the best move. It's the best move. He goes here
Okay
Your night's under attack, right? I
like the move you played in the game
but
You have something even more vicious. So he's attacking your night. How do you protect this night and get another piece out?
Oh my god, Bishop f5, I don't know, Bishop c5, Bishop c5.
Fantastic.
Bro, he is so done after this because you're also threatening any night move.
Is it check?
You're going to have another, another discovered attack.
The movie you played in the game was all right, but the only way you're going to
win more games is if your games feel a little less crazy, like a little less random,
Yeah, because I'm like I'll just simplify it. I'll get the guaranteed pieces
But like sometimes you could kind of just like win
It's just like this move look this move he attacks your queen you can actually take this night
But you have to see it from far away
And take the night. Yeah, you go here, but now you're not hanging you left
Your night, but he didn't take it. I don't I don't because he's also 300
So now you went night out fantastic move. He just gave you a bishop free bishop. You took a bishop great
Okay, it's actually your queen because he sees your queen you pull
But here I get this move I completely actually understand this move
It's a it's a high level blunder after this trade who in your position is gonna die. Oh
My god my bishop. Yeah
Cuz it's a long move. It's a move of the full board. Yes
It's tough. It's a tough thing to spot
That's you know, I and I and I totally understand this if you want to trade Queens here
How do you do it without blundering any pieces?
Not this maybe just snatches rock
With your queen
It's crazy as you might still be winning because you have so many more pieces, but no no don't do that
How do you offer a queen trade safely?
without mean e4
Yes, yeah, that's a lot. Yeah. Yes, because this part and then but you don't worry
What that was like a 800 level tactic. Don't worry. And by the way, why does this queen trade not work?
Your queen used to where's he gonna move his queen if you go here. He's gonna move it to the D file
He's gonna kill it
He's if I'm my queen there's gonna kill my queen right, but isn't it protected?
His queen now
Like this we have I'll just get that win the queen
Yeah, well, I'm saying so look you told me this was a good trade because after it takes takes
You don't lose any pieces
Everything is safe in your position, and I'm telling you I'm setting you up for failure here a little bit
This move is not a good offer of a Queen trade
It's not good because even though it's protected
You forgot about somebody else. Can you spot a one mover in the position for your opponent?
The one mover he plays a move you lose material after his move immediately. It just takes one of your pieces
He could just he could just ignore the Queen and just take my vision right my exactly wow
Yes, and you used to protect it and you even take the rope because I'm just gonna
Yeah, yeah, you might still be okay here
But you know then it's nice gonna re-enter the game. These are all the things you in here
He he didn't even do that. So now I need you to get your material in the game
Like you're up material and he's you get your night. You get this this this okay fantastic. We hit the night
Good your bishops hanging now. Did you save it?
So this is weird not only did you not save it you gave away the other Bishop too
This was this is strange
Right. Yeah, so
He's here you want to attack his queen, but his queen can just take the bishop
So that was just the that was a blunder and I told you we get three of those a game so far you haven't blundered really
You get that's one he can just take it. Oh
my god, he can also go there, but it's actually
It's actually crazy because if he takes your queen
You take his queen, if you take his queen, good, we survive, but then he goes here, okay.
Now your bishop's under attack.
God my games are so crazy, Labi, they're so crazy, there's so many swings.
Yeah like, look, now he takes your bishop, it still blunders.
So I need you to look at his pieces and be like, yo, can he take, can he do anything
with these guys?
Before I do anything, just analyze, like what are my threats?
Yes.
Can he, can he do anything to me?
he take any of my pieces, right?
You go here.
Oh, here's the 5 game.
Damn, you gave a knife!
I got it and didn't take it!
Ah!
We almost lost three free pieces in this game for no reason.
Oh, God, Chad, it's bad!
It's bad!
Just like one or two less.
One or two less.
And I don't care about the time,
because in a blitz, you know, you're gonna have,
okay, now we've survived.
You have a bunch of extra pawns.
How do you win this?
Yeah, maybe trade and then push the pawns forward, great move by you, even that move.
He can take a pawn now.
But that's a little hard to see, and he took it, and even this move, oh my gosh, this is
so unfortunate.
So yeah, it looks like it's protected, but it's not because of this.
He doesn't even take, he doesn't even spot it, okay, we trade, okay.
And you see how his rook went, and it started eating pawns?
Yep.
I need you
You cut out to do the same thing with you. Can you hear me? Yeah? Yeah, that's you do the same
So I I need you right now to go do the same thing you you played a very normal move
You want to check his king? But remember when you check the king like nothing really happens
Unless you have a queen ready to deliver the mate so
How do you
Go eat his pawns with this work
Plant the rook somewhere. You can eat as many pounds as possible. Yeah
This is going to be a really big problem.
And I'm also going to show you something really nasty here.
Remember the point of the game.
It's checkmate.
Sometimes your pieces need a little help.
This move is not checkmate because he goes here, right?
Yeah.
So before you give that check, cover that square
with one of your pieces.
Wow, 9D3.
Yes, why is it not 9D4?
because that doesn't cover it, it doesn't cover the other.
It covers f2, but what's the problem with Southern move?
Cause my rook can't move now.
Exactly, you block your own rook.
Look at this, 93 is it, it looks like it does nothing.
But then the next move is over.
He can't, he can't, wow.
Cause his king only has one tie out he can go.
See that's why it's scary to trap your king
with those pawns in front of it,
cause it's like you only,
you don't have so much breathing room.
Well, normally, you know, the king has like a knight
and a bishop, yes.
So White now would need to make space, so he would have to go here, and the game would
go on.
But late game, this is called a mating net, so you knit like a checkmate net, you weave
a net.
So you're like, okay, I want this square covered, and instead of just quickly rushing in with
this move, you set this little trap.
You're gonna get these later in your chess career.
Okay, you went here, then you ran with the, okay, this is good.
Now that, you know, I, what, did you, he resigned?
Why he resigned?
What?
Okay, I mean, we take it.
I think, I think he lagged out of something.
Cause I remember I was in the car and he didn't play a move.
That game was spicy too.
Yeah, this game was crazy.
But from the beginning, like just like a previous game,
you, you were totally crushing and then you lost three pieces.
So we need to minimize this chaos.
That's what we have to do.
Like, we got to minimize the.
The tournament I'm gonna have half the time too.
It's going to get blocked, man.
No, no, no, but you're going to have five seconds extra time
per move.
So your time won't go that low.
And that's very important.
So does that have to be more time or less than 10 minutes?
It could actually take longer than a 10 minute game, yeah.
But OK, I want to see, are we following principles?
OK, you see how here we blocked both our bishops?
Yeah, this is shit.
That's bad.
So I need you to get these bishops out.
OK.
We got one dish about, and we gave away our night.
We can't play like this in the beginning of the game.
Bro, oh, it's like a humiliation ritual.
No, no, no.
But he played a weird opening.
Your opponent played weird.
Yeah, I never do this.
He did like some pawn push for all sides.
So instead of this, you try Karo Khan, I know.
I want a pawn or two if they're safe in the middle,
Knights, bishops, and everything.
Okay, he took your knight, and then what?
Okay, did we blunder anything else?
Good, I like this, your knight and bishop
are going together, fine.
I need you to attack in the middle, that's a good move.
Attack in the middle, okay, this is tricky,
and you can take his bishop.
Fantastic, all right, now we're back in the game.
Excellent, there we go, Jake!
What, your opponent surrendered in this position,
what the hell are these people doing?
Okay, bro, people just leave people just leave brah. That's 300 a lot. You never know what's coming back
That was okay now now we have a scholar's made attacks. Somebody hit you with this. I taught you this night first
Then block right and then get the night and that's how we defend alright. You went here fine. You lost your pawn
I don't care. Yo, this is fantastic. This is the most principled game you have played. Thank you early
let's go and
And you also played somebody named Galtham Starboy.
Bro, you attacked his queen and he lost his queen.
You took it. Yes.
He was right now. You design now.
OK, the heartbreaking thing about this game.
This game ended in a draw.
How the fuck did that happen?
Wait, I drawed him.
He took his night to his pond.
OK, another game.
I don't know if I can watch this one.
I actually remember this one now.
Oh, did you still make it?
I think I still made it brother. It's free and you I need your queen in the game the games are up a queen
I need your queen in the game. What is your opponent doing?
He's giving you all his pieces me everything, but let me I ended up wandering everything back. I'm not kidding
This is the worst I ever played in my life. This was like in I think it's just in the nighttime. I don't remember
Okay, this is like the first game
Our instinct so we're gonna practice now. I'm gonna turn you into
Like you have active control of the board chat, but he doesn't even know this game was bad in five moves or less
Or you'll lose the game and your computer blows up
All right, so you want me to check made him in five moves or less I'll play white you play black
I need you to end the game with a checkmate. I need you to swarm my king with all your pieces in
Five moves or less or you wake up tomorrow?
You got no followers. We bet we've got seven years in the past
I don't know how long you've been streaming the world reverts first move
All right, that's first move see I wanted you to get in you can already get in with your queen
But that's why I gave you five moves
Now it's gonna be harder now. You know that's gonna be harder now. I'm defending myself. You got four moves to check maybe
Clutch move that's a good move by you very clutch
Nice move. Okay, I go here.
Get three moves. Three moves to checkmate you, huh?
Okay, you have two moves left. It's possible that you only have one way to do it.
Now you don't have any way to do it. There is no made-in-two here.
What about this fork you're completely right you're totally winning but your
five moves are up and the computer blows up so in this position right here is the
king on g1 yes okay you do have a checkmate in two but it's actually no
longer using your queen it's a very interesting checkmate I think I see it
checkmate in two you said right to yes but then I run to the corner so you
You have to think he's going to run to the corner and then do I have a checkmate?
Let me think.
It's not with the queen, it's not with the rook, which means it's...
Wait, is that checkmate?
It's the right idea, but it's the wrong execution.
That's actually going to be the second move.
You need my king to go to a light square.
So how do you make sure my king goes to a light square?
Bank.
Yes.
Throw.
And then, then, now, it's checkmate.
It's mate.
It's also mate.
It's kind of interesting.
This is called Arabian mate.
I don't know why it's called this.
There's a knight, and then it defends a rook.
You have a rook checkmate here as well.
It's not this, because I just take.
Where is it?
Yes, this is mate.
Yep.
Very famous mate, knight and rook combo.
Exactly, exactly. Now, the best move in the beginning, in this position, when we started,
I said, all right, you have five moves. You went in with your knight, you're still not going in with
your most powerful attacker. The most powerful attacker is the queen. So go in with your queen.
What do you think about this, Lavi?
That's a great move. That's a great move, and you get really, really close. And now I go,
like let's say here you have made in two here as well yes you check me I make a
move your next move is checkmate
okay one would be possible but I'm defending that not quite here's here's
the way here's what I will say I mean did you have like made it you have like
made every way so don't worry. The way I want you to think about this is I need
you to play a check play a check in this position where I only have one legal
response. The move you played I can go here here and here okay it's fine you've
made in three anyway. How do you play a check where I only have one move? That's
the way I need you to you need to cut down my choices and that way it will be
easy to checkmate me so how about like this you've won legal move right well
one legal move would be taking your queen please don't play that move okay what
about I'm thinking this but like I just trade I don't even trade I just lose
my rook so I wanted to show you two instructive things here you showed me
queen F2 that doesn't work because I would take your queen but I cannot take
your queen if your queen is protected, right? Yeah. So play a move that defends that square
so that on the next move you can play queen f2. Set up the move queen f2. You want to
go there? So first make a move with one of your pieces that protects the square. But
you said I'm putting you in check though, right? Well, I was, there's two ways and
so I'm skipping to the second approach. I think I just need to rook here and then
and bang.
Play it.
So it's kind of like a checkmate net.
See, you're making the net.
You're covering my, yes, and then Queen,
here would be the next move.
I will show you the other one.
So check this out.
If this, right?
There's only one move for me, which is what?
Perfect.
You have checkmate in one in this position.
I don't have any legal moves.
So your queen covers.
You're looking to get in with your queen,
but you can't quite do that.
King is on a light square.
Rookie one would be made.
Who covers Rookie one?
Queen.
Yeah, but for me, is this made or no?
You have the rook, you have your corner rook.
Exactly.
So that doesn't work.
Let's bring it back.
This is fucking hard.
This is why you have to drill checkmates, all the time.
That's the way to get better.
Bro, you're saying I could checkmate you right now?
Yep, in fact, the Rook doesn't even have to exist.
I'm gonna move the Rook over here.
Black to play, same checkmate.
Brother, what?
There's not a checkmate here.
There is.
You're positive.
Keep me on the diagonals, crisscross.
My king's on a light square.
You have a light squared what?
I have a light squared bishop.
Wait, hold up.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
This.
Okay.
That's safe though.
I don't know how that would be made.
What about this?
Reset.
dead dead wow that would be made holy shit yep oh my god that took me way too
long to find that wow but that but now hopefully we have unlocked the brain in
in this direction you see this is what I need you I need you to like really think
about where the king can actually go yes yes I don't do that enough Levy and
and that's how I end up stalemating and shit.
Yes, and so, okay, I'm curious what actually happened
in like the game.
You don't wanna know.
Oh my God, we lost the game.
Oh my God.
Levy, I told you, fair warning when watching this.
This is probably the worst.
I remember this game now.
I actually wanted to like quit chess after this game.
Yeah, that's a very familiar feeling
for everybody watching.
The only way, so the only way you're ever gonna get better
at checkmates is if you go on chess.com puzzles
and you do puzzles.
Okay.
And what I always told students in the past is don't play until you get 10 puzzles right every day like routine
You go to the gym. I
Don't know if you go to the gym. Yeah, I know I go to the gym my chat's gonna say I'm lying
But yeah, I think I'm gonna jump, you know, maybe take pre-workout stretch warm up
I don't know you're young. Maybe you don't have to stretch but like you got to like warm up a little bit
So
Yeah, I mean he attacked your queen
I'm just gonna go check if King here mate if King here mate game is over and two moves
so cool quick quick no it's just not you're so tough bro it's just it's like breathing
for you man just finding these mates I just can't I don't know I can't find a mate in
Chess I can't find it in real life. I mean look at what I'm doing. I'm just running around look at me
But watch I end up I think I wait I lost my work. I think I'm not even Jenny. Let me please don't even watch
Okay, it's okay
Remember I told you had a mate with King and Queen
Yeah, you just go King Queen or yeah, King Queen King Queen use pair Berryman a corner Berryman a corner
Yes, would you like to learn how to mate with king and rook? Yeah, please. Yes. Yes. Yes, okay
It's this one's a little a little harder
When I gotta watch it, we're not watching I'm not I'm not suggesting you do it
But here's what we're gonna do
You're gonna checkmate me. Okay. I'm gonna put my king here. So this is what we're gonna do
you're gonna use your rook like a
A little similar to the Queen, you're going to make the put my king in a box.
What do I mean by that?
Yes! Holy shit! Yes! Fantastic move! Play that move!
Yes! So you notice I now cannot cross anywhere over here, right?
Yep. You are boxing me in and you are protectors.
Oh my god, yeah.
Look at this. So, here's the plan.
If you can make the box smaller with your Rook, then you should.
If you cannot make the box smaller with the Rook, you have to bring the King.
And the last rule is, no checks.
You do not check me until checkmate. Understood? No checks.
Yes, sir.
Okay. Can you make the box smaller with the Rook here?
No.
Very subtle. Very subtle. Use your King to defend your Rook.
Remove my squares. That's the right square, but it's don't go with the King bro. You can't do that
Wait somebody our teams not allowed to be one time apart. They're not allowed to be close. Yes, not yes not at all
Why is it like that man? I
Don't I don't know it's good question right they can't ever like touch. Okay, so if I can't make it smaller this
No, what so check this out
This is the box you brought your rook
Think of your Rook as controlling all this space.
But I can't check you.
You said that I can't check you.
You're not allowed to check me.
I go here.
I have stepped off of D.
So now my box is over here.
I drew like a square with the arrows.
So prevent me from going back.
I want to go back.
So use your Rook as a laser beam.
So I cannot cross back to the defile, control the defile without checking you.
You're not allowed to check me.
I'll show you this one.
Yes, excellent.
You see what I'm talking about?
You see how you just cut the box?
Yeah, the king's always protecting the rook too.
That's the other part of this.
Exactly.
So now I go here.
Can you make the box even smaller with your rook?
Is it possible?
Oh yeah, it's possible.
Oh yeah.
oh yeah it's possible there you go now now we're getting it perfect okay now it's
gonna come an important moment can you make the box smaller
with your rook now is there anyway
no because then i'll be too far away from the king
so that means you have to use who your rook is perfect the king
so you have to bring the king closer now levy how do i know what way to move
my king they're actually both fine
Really?
Yeah, pick a way.
OK, fantastic.
Now I ask you the same question.
And you make the box smaller.
Without putting you in check?
No, I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
OK, so you have to move the king again.
So just keep moving.
It was fine, but actually, I would say don't change direction.
Which is direction?
Keep going, keep going.
There's no reason to dance around the rook.
Go here, choose a path and stick to the path.
Okay, you chose the path, you stuck to the path.
I go here.
Can you make the box smaller now?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, so here we go.
I'm getting it, I'm getting it.
And now, this is the, or actually, here,
this is more instructive.
I go here, can you make the box smaller now?
Oh yeah, hell yeah, I can.
That might be stalemate, actually, brother.
No, no, no, no, no, no, it's not.
I can go to the corner.
I can always go to the corner.
It's stalemate with a queen, but this is not stalemate.
OK, the rook is on the perfect square.
Now, you want this to be checkmate.
You want that to be checkmate, but the king can run up,
right?
Yeah.
You got what I'm saying?
King can come forward.
Yes.
So bring the king that way.
Fantastic bring the king that way again and now the king your king controls my king
Which means you can finally play
Game over checkmate boo king and rook
Now let's see what I did in the game. We did it
We did it
Okay, and now your worst nightmare
Right, Mayor. Boom, boom.
Now you have to checkmate me from the beginning.
I need you to get your King and Rook coordinated.
Can I flip that?
Yes, how do I flip like this?
You're gonna slowly bring your King and Rook
to the middle, no checks.
Oh, this is, oh, this is, that's a great start.
All right, I bring King up.
Be patient, bring your King and Rook together, fantastic.
And now, Box Mode Activate.
Okay.
I'm gonna do this.
I got this, let's go.
I'm not gonna mess it up.
Yes, we have a mental checklist.
Can I do it with a Rook?
No.
Can I do it with a King, fantastic?
Yes.
Okay, go.
Excellent.
I go here, yes you see how your rook is in the middle, excellent, alright now's an important
moment, now what do you do here, I'm tricking you every chance I can, I'm trying to get you
to screw up, give me a check, move the rook away, yes you just wait, you just wait, now
I go here, now you can make the box smaller, now I'm in a corner, all of a sudden I'm
totally in the corner. Look at this technique. This 1000 level technique. Incredible. I go
here. I'm going to keep trying to get you to screw up. Okay. So that time you did okay,
but you changed direction. You have to commit to a direction with the king. It's fine.
It's fine.
Is it okay if I check?
Your rook is perfect right now.
No, you're not allowed to check.
Cause check is bad, I run forward.
You have to get the king to a space yet.
So it's easier to commit.
Just go that full way.
Go to the left.
Excellent.
Now you're gonna see why.
Cause now you can make the box smaller
when I get to that square.
Oh yeah.
This is like, this is championship game.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
Levy got that.
You actually have checkmate in two here.
Pretty sick.
Levy, I understand it now.
He's got a stick.
OK.
And that is checkmate.
Wow!
Wow!
Chad, I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm chasing.
Yup.
That was sick.
That was sick.
King and a Rookmate.
Wow.
King and a Rookmate.
Now, champions are made doing this with two minutes
on the clock in thousands of people watching live.
Yes, hundreds of thousands, crazy.
Yes.
That was sick, man.
That was sick.
Good job.
Good job.
How are you feeling?
How's the energy?
Good, bro.
Amazing.
I'm really nervous for this tournament,
but I'm happy to be in it, bro.
I'm excited.
So here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
The worst thing that can happen is that you lose a game
really fast.
And if that happens, God forbid,
the worst thing already happened.
So then you just win the other games.
That's the nice thing about chess is like, all right,
you're going to screw something up, but protect your king.
Protect your king, and you'll be fine.
I want to speed run looking at some of these other games.
Just again, I want to follow our,
I don't want to like go crazy today,
but did we develop and let's do our rule of three.
Okay, this is a fantastic game.
This is fantastic.
He's going for your pawn.
You, oh my God, this is like excellent.
Okay, you can give him a check.
Okay, you blundered.
That was blunder number one.
He can take that two times.
Yep.
It's okay.
It's okay.
But here, his pawns are really nicely spot-spaced, so if you go here, he can fork you, so you
have to be careful.
Okay, you took.
I don't think this is why the game ended.
Okay?
Good.
Good.
Nice.
Yo, this is...
Brother, the fact that you played pawn there and then moved your queen, you didn't
want to trade with him because you're losing, right?
Yep.
Yo, dude.
This is like 900 level understanding.
You go here and his king's in the middle,
which means you should do what?
I like the movie play.
I like this move.
You have to hunt his king.
His king's in the middle.
So he actually played really fantastic.
You went here, you went here,
you would attack this queen again.
I don't hate this move.
You did everything perfect.
Now you probably moved your queen, right?
His queen is directly in front of this king.
So what can you play?
Rook.
Oh yeah.
Rook E1 because he can, and you win his queen.
And you win his queen.
This game you played fantastic.
You didn't trade queens with him.
And even here you were like,
oh shit, I don't wanna trade queens.
Good understanding, but slightly wrong execution.
Slightly wrong execution.
And then you went here and you were like,
I gotta keep attacking him and you hung your queen.
And that, but you have the understanding.
You just missed the queen.
And this is actually like right here,
the best move for you, like I'm gonna turn on this bar.
So the best move for you is to immediately go after his king.
I needed you to play Rook check.
And he's in a lot of trouble
because what's the only way he can stop this check?
Bishop?
Yes.
Who did the bishop used to protect
and it's not protecting anymore?
I don't even know, nobody?
this pond. Oh my God. And you're so active. Your pieces are so active. Like now you're
just, you know, you, and then he goes here. And at this point, well, this is very tough
to spot. But the computer thinks you can sack the rook, come back with check, give
another check and just hunt the kings in the middle of the board and check it.
Wow. Does the computer think I'm a God? Yeah, that's, that's tough. But you did
everything great. You got yourself to a winning situation and you didn't spot
it and that's chess and then you lose your queen and then you know he takes your pieces and there you go
yeah so you you kept him in the middle but queen king like that you have to spot the
okay look no more b-pwn we already said no more b-pwn yeah moving your b-pwn night castle
Okay. Now you went back to normal. A free pawn. Did you take it? No, you tried to defend.
So I'm going to teach you something. When you play beginners, you play stupid chess. This is stupid
chess, right? How do you know he's playing stupidly? Because he's like pushing his pawns and shit,
his side pawns, he's not playing in the middle, nothing's developed. Everything is there.
open the center. How do you open the center here? Just start slicing up his pawns.
Excellent. Hit his knight, hit his pawn. He goes here. I mean, you can take with one,
two, three, or four. Who is the scariest for him for you to take with him?
Bishop because it pins his rook. Bishop is good. It's the second best. Who is even more vicious?
was your most vicious and scary piece, Queen.
And he is so cooked here, because you threatened this,
and then a fork, and you threatened mate.
So, yeah.
Yes, like, you, but you played a little passive,
but when you play correctly, like, smash the center,
take this pawn, good, good, excellent.
Now I would be opening the center.
I would be trying to trade, you see how the center is very closed, you didn't strike at
the center, you waited a little bit, and the reason you struggled to get in here, you didn't
have any path in, so you didn't know what to do, then you went here, and then he countered
you, he got super lucky, and then you won your bishop.
Super unfortunate, very unlucky thing for you.
And then, oh my gosh, and then you thought you had this, yeah that sucks, oh man,
I'm sorry.
It looks like you have made.
Looks like it's just checkmate, but damn
That sucks. That's a very unlucky game because you actually did everything right
So to prevent people from doing this shit against you in the future when they're like boxed in like this
Just mash the middle open with a pawn. Yes with a pawn. You're gonna trust me. You're gonna see this so much
Oh my god, people do this even at 900. I'm analyzing my wife's games. I'm like
So annoying but then they you know, she has to attack the center and she got a little bit better at that
that. Okay, fine. Good principles by you. We learned something. All right, this game
you had black. Let's like speedrun this. So you develop develop free night. Oh my god,
he's so bad. And then you got caught. He went here. This is a very famous beginner blunder.
What does his move attack and please don't say Bishop?
He's moved, attacks, oh my god, it attacks my queen, I didn't realize that because the
bishop.
You took?
And he took your queen.
So, knowing what you know now!
Bro, how do I not even like to see that?
But dude, here's the thing, here's what you don't understand, I'm trying to tell
you as your coach, this shit is gonna happen to you, it happens to everybody.
So I would like you to follow a very important philosophy.
I do not want you to make the same mistake more than twice.
You are allowed to make the same mistake two times as a beginner.
But if you keep making the mistake, that's when you should start smashing the table.
This is the first time you saw this.
You've laundered it.
Okay?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's okay.
I got you.
Now if this happens like four more times, that's when you can start smashing the
table.
You can even start smashing yourself against the table.
So that's, we're going to avoid that.
So he's attacking your bishop and your queen.
Make a good move with your queen.
The most vicious attacking move, queen g2.
Yeah, you just fuck him up dude.
You just king, rook, he can't take your bishop and now you play here and you're up five
points of material.
You're just completely winning.
And then you get your knight out, take, take, castle, easy.
Now he won your queen and then like it's still not over.
It's not over. I'm curious what happened here.
I'm sure he's gonna, he blended a bishop.
Bazar.
Okay.
Run with your king.
Okay, fine.
What is this guy doing?
Okay.
Yo, what?
He hung his queen.
I think I took it, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, you took it.
What is wrong with this dude?
Okay, this is another game.
You're completely winning, but you drew.
What happened?
Oh, all right.
No, no, no, I can actually explain it.
This was the most mad I've ever been.
This was this morning at 10 a.m. in Levy.
A minute left in the game, I started lagging.
You'll see, all of my moves took a minute to do.
I just full on started lagging.
I've never lagged before on this game.
I'm not kidding.
This actually happened.
No, no, and I, and I, that I,
you kind of, killer instinct, killer instinct.
You took his rook, I love it.
Free rook, good move.
You have made in one on the board.
Mate in one?
Yep.
His king can't leave this because of this.
Oh my god, yeah.
Rook, rook, ace, one.
Rook, ace, one.
Yep.
GG.
One move.
Clean kill of games.
You get so many good positions.
We just need...
Everything is...
Yeah, you're lagging.
Oh my god, you're taking all those pieces.
This is really...
You probably have a lot of mates here.
And if you don't, make a queen.
Good.
This is what X did against you.
I thought it was...
Bro, yeah.
Look at how much my time is moving on.
The technique was really good.
Oh my god, you have 11 seconds.
Yeah.
I was completely lagged out.
I was actually best.
Yeah.
And this was a good game.
Like you hung your queen and you still got back into the game.
This is never...
Levy, you're...
He's on.
He's on.
He's on.
But now you know.
Yeah, it's been...
We've been cutting out a little bit.
Can you hear me?
I can hear you.
I hear you most of the time.
Sometimes it cuts out.
Okay.
Okay. Do a couple more. Why do we lose our knife here? He's attacking the knife. I guess you thought it was trapped because you spent some time, but save the knife.
Just move it. Yeah, I don't know what I'm thinking. This is safe. It's weird. Yes. Okay.
Okay, takes takes. You can hear me, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, look, perfect example. He gave you a check. You block. He goes here. What did he forget about?
His king.
No, no, no, no, no. He checked you. You block with bishop. The bishops are interacting. And now this, you both skip the mental step.
You just check block and forgot the bishops completely.
You can take his bishop.
He just totally left it.
What bishop?
Oh, oh, oh, here's the bishop.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, but you both made the same blunder.
It's pretty funny.
You did this, and then you both just
left the bishop for some reason.
So he went here.
OK, fine.
You went here.
And then he took, yes.
And then he took the bishop.
And then you tried to counter.
Wow, and it actually works.
Oh my gosh, these games are completely insane.
I wonder if you have, okay, this is gonna be a fun one.
And then we'll do one or two more and then we'll stop.
So you're totally losing here.
You're down five points of material
and he's threatening your queen, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Last thing we'll do.
I need you to set up a checkmate threat on black.
Queen to f3.
Queen f3 is an attack on the king, but I need to move not to be a check.
So here's what I'll tell you.
If the queen can get to b5, it would be made.
Why?
Because it would be defended by the bishop.
Yes, and then this king can't run away.
How can you sneak over it to b5 without black noticing?
First your queen has to make a step, then it goes to b5.
Okay, I think I see it.
Queen h5, yeah queen h5.
Fantastic move.
Oh my god.
This move, he will never see this coming.
What he's going to do, he might go here, or he's going to go here threatening his
own checkmate and on the next move you win out of nowhere boom and you steal the
game okay I need to have more vision with those man yes that this one stuff but
these maids this is why we practice because you do enough checkmates you're
gonna be really fast at getting queens over the spaces like that what happens
sometimes after these lessons is I go like you you know you stream some video
games do some claps and then I see you play some games and you you you
play principle like you play really well but you have some some it's like
Crazy erratic games super chaotic. So we need to you need to catch yourself in these games be like you hold up
What can he take? Yeah, what can you know?
Also, you can change the coach to be me on trust that calm if that'll help it even yeah, how do I do that?
Can I do that? Yeah, that's a good question. So like if you play a game and game review it
I'm gonna ask trust calm to
Maybe trust that calm is even in the chat
Can someone give me the step by step?
Levy, I also have a fun idea if you're down, would you be down to like play a game at like
your elo and then we could like watch it and you could like explain what you're doing?
I think that could be pretty fun.
But how could I watch it though?
Would I have to do it in free chair?
No.
If you're in play online, which is like where you go to actually play a game, and
And then I boot up a game and then you play like, sorry, not play.
You see at the top it says new game, games and players.
Yeah.
So if you click players and then maybe streaming, I'll be there or I see you, I see you, I
see you.
Yeah.
So I'm not playing a game right now.
3000 elo.
Yeah, bullet in and on Blitz, yeah.
$3,000 in five minutes or 10 minutes?
Three, five, three, yeah.
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, can I go take over really quick and then watch?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I'll play.
I'll challenge someone from the chat.
OK.
It's going to be crazy.
So if you're in my chat and you write your username
and you're rapid rating on ches.com
and go to play online,
I'll send you a challenge.
There's a lot of volunteers here, God damn.
Oh my God.
Crazy.
If you guys want to join a little diamond on shows like home, you know
Use my link
No pressure though, um, don't know that many people well
All right, I mean I'm gonna have to like completely randomly pick somebody I can only do one person
And there's like a thousand people spamming their username. Yo 2350 bro with all due respect
I am not embarrassing myself in front of my student. You are too strong
I saw somebody I saw a good number that I liked
All right GM Theo Phelous
Chef under
Levy I'm back
All right, I have selected a chat member rated 700 to play me in a rapid game. Oh my god
all right, but
So I'm gonna boot up this game. I'm gonna set a challenge first to this person. Let's see if I can find them
You have to go to just calm
Okay, you are there. I see you not not far now you look at this person
Okay
Bro, there are some people that are high up you're the highest one here the
Yeah.
I said the challenge.
3000, that's fucking aura, dude.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Okay, I don't know what happened.
My opponent didn't show up for their game.
Okay, I'm going to challenge somebody else.
The flying horse.
Fantastic username.
All right.
Did you just hit 3000 low for the first time?
Yes, like a month ago.
I just made a video.
So you're in your pride.
You're in your chest pride.
You know, you can say that.
You can say that.
Bro, that's fucking aura, no.
Like, you know, some people would say I have some aura,
but then I look at my hairline.
I'm like, I have no aura.
No, bro, your hairline is fine, dude.
I appreciate it.
In rapid in 10 minutes, I'm a little bit lower.
Okay, I challenge the flying horse.
You should see a challenger.
Oh, I have a game.
Can you see it?
Wait, it says online refresh.
It says Gotham Chess online.
Players streaming.
got from chess playing playing playing I'm watching are you see the game I played
oh you see how my opponent played Scandinavian yeah now I hope this person
doesn't cheat that would be very embarrassing in front of all these
people okay so at the beginning of the game I'm gonna take this pawn you saw I
took the pawn yes I saw okay I mean he was targeting my pawn so I took it
okay my opponent didn't you see he didn't take the pawn back he played
night to have six right yeah just want to make sure we're looking at the same
game yes yes so at this point I can move my night I can move my bishop I can
defend my pawn all these things are possible the best move is probably to
defend the pond but let's just say I just okay I'm gonna move my other
central pawn out he's probably gonna win my pawn anyway okay so let me
One of that your center controllers
For me yeah, the move that I just played yes, I take the center with the second pawn my pawn is safe and
Next I'm gonna move my knights in my bishops. Okay. What does his move do? He's
He's threatening your queen
Play these lights this bishop. What is he doing? He's threatening your queen
Exactly defended by the night
Perfect. You could just block right? Yes, I can block so I'm I can also
I'm going to block, I don't want to block with the pawn in this case because that's
where I want my knights to go.
So how about this?
I just offer a bishop trade.
Safe.
Right?
All the more.
Wait, so Levy, why don't you block with your pawn?
Oh wow, that's weird.
Because if I block with my pawn in this case, I won't be able to put my knight there.
And then I, for the short.
Oh, that's the development, yeah.
Yes, exactly.
Okay, he moved back.
Hey, what if now I don't go for development and I'm like, yo bro, you're never winning
this pawn back.
He just didn't take the pawn.
I mean, I don't know why he didn't do that.
He could have taken it with the queen or the knight.
Now he just can't win his pawn back.
Okay.
So, can I take that pawn that he just pushed?
I don't know.
Yeah, I guess you could.
Yeah, but if I if I don't take it he takes me right? Yes
Yeah, I mean I just okay I take this pawn now I have an extra pawn so he already blundered upon
After seven moves let me it's cuz it's nervous to play you bro. He is nervous. What is
Okay, I get what he's doing. He's trying to play a gambit. I actually know what he's trying to play
But it's it's the wrong it's kind of the wrong position. So can I take another pawn here by the way?
Yep, and you can put a backstack.
Another pawn! So I took all his pawns, and he has to move his king.
Wait, but he can't castle anymore.
Exactly, he can't castle. That's exactly right.
Now, what should I do? I should prepare castling.
Look, I'm not getting my queen out. I'm not getting my knight out.
Going here. Sorry, I'm not getting any. You know, I'm going here.
I defend my center pawn, and I'm going to castle on the next move.
Right?
Yes.
It's exactly like I taught you.
By the way, his knight and his queen,
notice how they both see my pawn in the middle? Yeah. So that's another hot spot
that's what we're... I predict he gives me bishop check. That's my prediction. I think
he will play bishop check. Also he can hear me so maybe he won't play it but
this is 670. This is troop. This is double. You're raiding. So let's see how
they play. So you know what it's gonna take to get to 700. My next move
I'm not doing anything crazy.
This guy already kind of self-destructed.
He kind of lost too many pawns,
but I mean, I didn't do anything insane.
Like nothing I did was so genius.
He's just nervous, Levi, bro.
He just nervous.
He is, he is, I know.
It's very nerve-racking.
He's probably sitting home like,
how the hell did I just find myself in this situation?
There's like 50,000 people watching me play this game.
Exactly, bro.
He's nervous.
He's scared.
Hopefully he doesn't think for eight minutes,
But, you know.
And he feels your aura, and he's like, oh, whoa, whoa.
Okay, he brought out his bishop.
Like, this move in no way threatens me,
so I'm just gonna keep going with my plan.
I have several options.
It's very normal in chess.
You have multiple good options.
My knight could give him check.
I can check him, but let's just do this.
Like, let's get our king out of the middle.
This was always the plan.
Next is my other knight and my bishop.
It's like I taught you I'm not going to break any principles here unless he gives me all his pieces then of course I'm going to take okay
So does he have a threat any threats in the position? I mean
No, he would just lose the exchange if he took your mission. Yes, very good. Oh, I'm gonna get my night out
I'm not over complicating things. I can't
I'm going to bring both nights in to the center and then I'm going to get my dark
spirit.
Holy development.
Wow.
That'd be holy development.
Yep.
And you have middle control, bro.
You're so tough.
I got the two pawns.
God, that's good development.
It's the one thing.
Like in poker, you could draw the right cards and all these games, you can get
a little lucky.
In chess, there is no luck.
It's purely skills, experience, skills, patterns, so.
That's such a, like a chat game, bro.
Like, when you lose, you can only blame yourself.
Yep, or your internet.
Or your internet.
I didn't have one that happened like that.
But you drew that game.
You didn't lose it.
So.
Okay, so he's got to speed up,
because if every move takes a minute,
this game is gonna be like six more moves,
and that would be really sad.
But,
brother, there's no point thinking.
Play your best.
You will probably lose, but it's okay.
now it's really tough it's really tough like when I played Magnus we did it we
did a shoot once and they were like oh you got to play Magnus in a game dude I
was so nervous like it was the game how long was the game it was a one-minute
game it's just the game on my YouTube I think it's a YouTube short we just
played a bullet game live in person and it was it was so crazy to play a
game my brain was like the the chance of you winning this game is 0% like
like that was nuts.
So sure enough, it's basically impossible for you to lose to somebody who's a thousand
he love levy.
Yeah, it would, it would legitimately never have never really.
Yep.
Unless again, like if they played legitimately, yes, it would, it would not happen.
Okay.
He made a move.
That night is looking at what?
What does that night see?
It sees your night.
It sees your pond.
Um, it's about it.
Exactly.
So I could take his night.
That is possible.
Uh, at 400 and 500 and 600 and 700, you're not strong enough to
evaluate yet.
Like is me taking his night a good trade or a bad trade for my position?
You're only strong enough to go.
It's a fair trade.
Who wins material?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, like do I win material?
Is it a fair trade?
Okay.
We're winning right now.
So, me taking his knight is probably completely fine.
It's not the best move though, because I help his pieces activate a little bit.
I'm still going to take it, because if I'm like 700, I mean I see a knight, I'll probably
just take it.
So, his best move here is probably to take with, well I actually don't want to say maybe
he's stream sniping.
Hey, Jinxie, the best move for Black is definitely to take with the Rook.
Definitely. If you take with the Rook, it is definitely the best move because you target
my Bishop and you target my Pawn and then the Rook can rotate over to the right and attack my King.
So yeah, if I was playing with Black here, I would definitely take Rook tags, bro.
And I'm definitely not baiting a Stream Sniper. Damn, he was too smart. Okay.
He was a little bit too intelligent. That's unfortunate.
Anyway, we're going to keep developing our pieces. So, I haven't developed my Dark Squirt Bishop yet. His last move hits my knight, but my knight is protected.
What's a safe square for my Dark Squirt Bishop to go to?
I guess, like, you could threaten his queen.
I could that is one of the possibilities. Yes
Yes, it's so it's protected by the night. Yes, Bishop there is a perfectly good move
I think it's a I think it's a very reasonable also putting a knight there would have been strong because the bishop would have defended the night
We would have been attacking his king and his bishop we could have traded, but okay Bishop G5 is fine completely fine move
I don't know what the best move is here, but as long as we're playing safe moves and all of our pieces are in the game
than life is life is good. Wow. Why did he do that? What is the idea behind that move?
I think he wants to pin your king, I guess. I actually don't know. So, can't you,
didn't he just blunder though? You could just take us. Yes, what should I take it with the
Knight or the King that's his trick probably better to take it with the
Knight that's what he's hoping for because what is our Knight doing right now
what's he gonna play if we take the Bishop with the Knight our Knights doing a
job right now your Knight is protecting your Bishop your Bishop
exactly oh my god I would have fucked that up it because you'd be like what
why would I get my King out my King should be back and then you would
lose your bishop. Exactly. Wow. I didn't even notice that.
That was his whole trick. That was his whole trick. But we just stayed with the king. It's
okay. It's okay that the king pops out for a breath of fresh air. Like he can check
our king from here. Where? He has a queen check. Do you see it?
Yeah. Queen D6. Yeah. And then if he does that, guess where we're going? Right back
home, bro. Like we're not staying out there. We're going to come right back
home and that's it he eat that but that was his trick see he did exactly what we
said and now we come back we don't have to come back but we're totally safe back
here that's it the attack is over just one check this is a very well bro you
don't panic at all no no it's not even like panic okay he takes now should we
take I've seen you make this mistake actually since this is an important
one should you take that with the bishop or with the pond I understand it
Now if I take it with the pawn now I have lined up pawns, which is bad and they can't progress
I should take with the bishop
Everything you said is right, but you missed a reason if you take with the pawn your king is even more open
Yes, yes everything you said is right double pawns bad. Yeah, you should definitely take with the bishop
Okay
Now I think he's gonna take our pawn in the middle of the board his knight and queen both see it and that would definitely be the
Best move
Or maybe I'm tricking him again. I don't know
But that's very normal. He has knight and queen both pointed at that pawn.
He's got to take it, right? I mean, otherwise, what's he doing?
What's funny is they're both a mistake, but they're kind of high level. Really?
I will show what happens depending on if he takes. I mean, if he kept the stream on, it's just more pressure for the opponent.
So, yeah, there you go. We avoided danger from the king. He threatened our king. We just took.
We just took now. We come back this game was one just purely playing on principles like we just didn't panic when he attacked our king
And there was that moment you might have taken with the night because you would have been like
I don't want to bring my king out, but then you forgot your night guard the bishop
And that's very important. That's very important
Next move. I'm gonna take his night by the way
Like why not? Yeah, just trade. Yeah. Why not? Why not? You're up. You're up. That makes sense. Oh
Oh, I can also, okay, so he did in fact play this move.
Now I can't take his knight because he's protected by the queen.
I have a free pawn.
Do you see it?
Yeah.
Oh, it's...
Bishop b7.
Yes.
Exactly.
Bishop b7 check.
That's actually a fantastic move.
I have to double check something here.
sure I'm not like losing immediately if I play that move he has one little trick
which could get trying to think if I really but you said check how's that check
ah sorry I skipped a step in my head I skipped a step in my head or I also can
check his king in the middle of the board with bishop d5 so the best move in the
position I think is in fact this check but we're gonna we're gonna well we'll
take a look after the game as well so this check is really strong because my
bishop is protected by my pawn yes yep you create a shield and notice his
Knight now no longer has a guard
Bro, yeah, I like the that's sexy. I plucked the Queen from seeing the night with my Bishop
Yes, and I queen could just take that's a good move though. Yeah
No, he's not bad now at this point
My Bishop is not under attack on the right side because the Knight has pinned to the King
So I'm gonna apply more pressure. I'm gonna play like for example, and I bring my Queen and check his King
Because that's what I've always been teaching you to do is like I need you to bring your queen. I need your course. Yeah, just those
It's not a bad shout
And next I'm gonna bring my rook and then I'm gonna trade some pieces. So okay. We're getting low on time
I don't want to like keep yapping. Look. I'm pressuring his night
with my with my rook and then if we have to trade we will trade so we're gonna take his night
take again and we're gonna have an extra bishop and
That's actually not that bad of a move
remember how I taught you you don't have to always respond to the threat look
my queen's under attack but he forgot about his night it's check or we got
about as night immediately we spot that immediately we don't need to we need
don't need to cover the threat on the Queen okay now we should cover the
threat on the Queen right so we can take this pawn I think it's very far
away but it looks free to me let's go here and just take a couple pawns
before we you know pack it up exactly I'd like to trade the Queens no Queen on
the board here black can never do anything I predict like Queen D2 or
Queen D4 I predict him to go for our King okay that's not a bad move he's
attacking our Bishop so let's back the Bishop up protect our King look my rook
is protecting my other rook so I'm threatening to trade some rooks with
him my king is safe my king has space to get off the back rank I don't have an
H pawn let's see I'm waiting for his next move maybe he'll take my rook and
then I'll take back I don't know okay look he's threatening to take the pawn
near my king you see that with his with his queen and his root they're both
pointed at it oh no so we just we cover that let's let's you know we can
cover it with the rook we can also bring the bishop back let's play very
passive. Let's play like Rook here. Super defensive. Not the best move, but whatever.
So we're really trying to protect ourselves here.
Now I predict he's gonna bring his Rook all the way down. He's gonna go like with his Rook
all the way to each. Okay, he took a pawn. I can also take a pawn. You know, I can take...
Which pawn can I safely take with my Queen? Left or right side? Left.
Yes, left to save. Very good. Right would hang the Queen. Never too late to do that. Don't
don't do that. So we take another pawn, we just taking some pawns, it's free. Now let's
see his next move. Two minutes here, good time advantage, we have like 40 seconds up on
the clock. Remember, as long as you don't overthink and just play some safe moves, you're
going to be...
Lavi, I'm getting pretty scared here. He has two rooks and a queen.
He does, he does, but he doesn't have a threat. Watch this. His rooks are pointed
at my king, my queen is over there. Dude, the easiest way to win this position,
I'm going to go make another queen.
I'm just going to go run that pawn.
My rook is behind it, giving it a boost.
He can't stop it.
And he has no threats near my king.
I defend everything.
Look, it's just free.
It's free.
He tried to bulldoze me.
And that's also free.
And now he has no pieces.
And he panicked because he got to a minute.
Love, you're so cool, bro.
I appreciate that.
But I want you to do it.
Dude, you can and he resigned.
You resigned now, you resigned now.
And he resigned.
We won this game, we won this game
because of that Bishop sack near our king
and I didn't panic.
Like you saw how you wanted to take with the light
because you were like, I can't bring my king out,
but you know, thank you.
Wait, Levy, it says you made a mistake.
That's false, right?
Maybe.
Maybe I made a mistake, let's see.
Maybe he made a mistake, I don't know.
Oh, maybe the computer thinks some good positional play that sees the advantage in the middle.
So that move where I played its move, uh, a classic first one opens up white's pieces
and strikes the center.
This threatens to capture my bishop and material after the follow up trades.
But look at there was one more stronger than any other here.
Like they're it's definitely the only good move this defends the attack.
The better move was to increase the ship's scope by moving to a better square.
One last game, but if you have to go...
Yeah, let's do one more.
Could you do five minute game maybe?
Yeah, sure.
If possible.
Yeah.
Alright, I'm going to play somebody who's a little stronger.
I'm going to play Luca137.
So this is a 1300.
Are you in the game or no?
No, no, no.
I'm going to challenge Luca137.
from Croatia is gonna be a five minute game so I'll show you all right Luca I
sent you a challenge I'm in you're in I'm in hi you resign now okay okay you see
my game yes yes yes yes yes yes okay so I'm gonna play Queens gambit he's
playing really fast he's pre-moving oh you might be playing Luca Modric not
even kidding I might I might that would be sick okay he look at this guy he's
He's like way more experienced, playing fast, getting all the pieces into the middle.
This is Queen's Gambit, so I'm gonna play solid, you know, I'm gonna play like, just
develop my pieces, like my bishop, I'm just gonna castle, gonna get my knight out.
Look, by the way, he's mirroring me dude, he's playing, you know, he's playing very
well.
Okay, queen out, a little weird, don't love that move.
I'm not gonna get distracted, I don't need to get distracted, I'm gonna castle.
It's better to castle.
It's just better to castle.
We're gonna start you notice how all the ponds in the middle are staring at each other. Yeah, it's very compressed in there
Yes, so I'm just gonna I don't like it. Let's chop it up a little bit. Let's it'll make it a little easier
I'm gonna take both doesn't it's all safe
But as I did this
Look who came alive my knight and my queen
and
They see what do they see?
They both see that
Yeah, and that was only because he moved his queen. That was a very unprincipled decision, right?
So now I just went upon boom. Wow, you saw the mistake and exposed it for place. Yes. Yes, exactly
His queen moves weird. His queen's not doing anything on that square now. He should probably yeah. Yes, exactly
Okay, now I haven't finished my development. So I'm gonna get my bishop out. I'm gonna get my bishop out over here
Now, my queen's a little precarious.
I don't like where my queen is.
It's kind of in the middle of his pieces.
He's going to attack it with a rook or a bishop or a knight.
I'm going to put my bishop.
Remember how I told you not to move your B pawn?
I'm allowed.
I'm a little higher rated.
So then I'm going to put my bishop on the B2.
Okay.
I predicted his move, by the way.
You see?
I know what I'm talking about.
So we're going to go here.
I have very bad intentions with my queen being over there, as you might imagine.
I'm going to attack his king, but my queen needs a little bit of help.
I am able to do this because he traded off his knight.
You notice his king has no defense around it.
It has no knight patrolling the area.
So over the next couple moves, I'm going to bring my two bishops and my knight toward
his king.
Okay, that's actually a good move.
He retreated.
Look at this move.
You see how my bishop all the way across the board targets his king?
Yes.
I'm not, I'm not doing anything.
There's no mate, no mate yet. Not threatening anything yet, but my bishop is really strong.
Okay, let's see what he does.
Maybe he'll push his pawn in it. Okay, that's a bit of a strange move, but I guess he was just blocking my bishop.
Hey, how can you add an attacker to the h7 pawn with the queen? My queen is targeting his h7 pawn.
How do I add an attacker?
Bishop...
D3. What you do? That was going to be my move. That was going to be my move.
Yes! Now I'm targeting me. I'm just playing my plan, you know. Oh! I smelled
blood in the water. How about a bishop's sacrifice? Why would you do that though?
Because now his king is left to fight my queen alone. Completely on his own and
I'm gonna I'm gonna I foresee the sequence. He's gonna take my bishop.
I'm gonna take he's gonna move his king to the corner. Why do I know that's gonna happen? Because it's the only thing he can do
Luca you better take the bishop
Make this instructive and then my bishop in the corner
My bishop in the corner is pinning his pawn to his king. So I have this move
Boom, he can't take my knight because my bishop is pinning his pawn to his king and on the next move
I'm gonna checkmate him and he can't do anything about it now. That is the only way to survive
You have three minutes, checkmate in two versus a 1000. Everything we just learned, apply it here.
You have to give a check. He's going to block the check with his bishop and you're going to
mate him. White to move. Queen. Wait, you're saying this checkmate in two. You're positive.
Yes. Remember, I was like getting close to the king, making sure you were close to the
King with the Queen doesn't involve a sacrifice no what's the first move that
comes to mind here for you just like Queen H6 that's the move bro really don't
over don't overthink it yeah cuz you're he's only as he only has one move and
now white to play a game over oh yeah wait Queen H7 it yeah boom oh
Oh my god, let your actually disgusting brah.
Well, that's the thing. If I play at 1000, I look much smarter than I really am.
But you'll notice that in that game, what did I do?
I put two pawns, I put my knights, I castled my king.
I chopped open the center, I won a pawn, and that's how you play chess.
You transfer your queen to the side of the king.
You add some help, and I sacked the bishop, and then I got in my knight.
But it's all patterns, man.
I just knew that my bishop on the left side this dark dark square bishop, you know
Did you just throw a grenade in your what was that?
Now that's the cap of my water. Okay. I was like what is it? I was like, I thought you think you're not gonna ever get this good
So you just threw a grenade. I was like, bro, what?
Anyway, did I have played 500,000 games of chess in my life?
Probably more yeah, like I've been playing like 23 24 years. So, you know, you're gonna
up there. I make it look easy but I'm telling you the game you played against X really watched
that video. I was blown away the way you played that game. Like, it was really, you know, and
you hung like four queens but stopping in the queen, you know, and then you'll be good.
All right man. Libby, thank you so much, bro. I feel more equipped for the tournament
after tonight. Maybe we'll get one more in and then I, did I believe in you? I
I think you're the favorite.
Don't put pressure on yourself.
Play your best.
And don't bet anybody for 100 subs or 200 or 500.
Are you going to bet anybody?
Anybody in the tournament you really want to be?
No, no, no, no.
I'm just going to go in with my fundamentals
and see what I can do, bro.
Oh, OniPixel.
What's his name?
OniPixel?
Yes.
He's playing.
And you speak German because of him, right?
Yes.
That's what I'm hearing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are we going to beat him?
Germans are good at chess.
All right, bro.
Well, thank you, Levin.
Thank you, man.
Yes, this was great.
Take it easy, man.
All right, have a good stream.
Peace.
W.
Chat.
We got to play one game with our new skills.
We're going to do five minutes
because the tournament's five minutes.
We're going to do five minutes.
Bro, my five minute elo is 100.
Sheissa.
Queens gambit.
What do I do about this?
Which I clean scam, but is that not crazy?
Isn't that weird?
Take, take, take, take.
Now, she's scaring the ever-living fuck out of me.
AHH!
Bro, this guy's a hundred-e-low.
What a horrible Queen move, Levy would disapprove of that.
Take, take, shi-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le.
Hmm.
Let's think.
This is very interesting.
We should probably develop, but we can't develop like that.
Let's freeze that up, hook and tie it up.
I'm going to win this fucking tournament!
Pretty dog shit, Vlad, you ask me.
Remember to chat with some poisonous pond, we don't move this.
Let me say that's a poisonous bomb.
So we're not going to move it.
Now, oh, he just.
What are you doing?
This guy's actually trashed.
I'm about to be kidding.
How did you mess that up?
Bishop trade?
Chad, what is he doing?
What is he doing, bro?
It's a foul up can't can't this pond is actually proving to be a nuisance. I'm not even gonna lie.
So why don't we just murder the pond? This pond has proven to be a fucking nuisance.
Because I can't develop my Bishop or my Knight with that.
I'm not really sure what that does.
Hmm.
That's interesting.
Offer a Bishop trade.
Always want to trade when we're at material.
Always trade when we're at material.
And then don't trade when you're down material
What are you gonna do bro? Are you gonna trade?
I'm not looking good on time remember chat this tournament's gonna be five minute game
So I need to play a little bit faster without blundering
I hung the queen I
I hung the fucking queen.
I mean the crazy thing is it's still winnable.
Bro, I hung the queen.
Chet, I hung the queen?
Woo!
Bro, but Chet, my queen hang was not as bad as his was bad,
but he just jumped into a pond.
We started developing.
We'll still win this game, Chet.
It's okay, don't worry.
We got this.
Oh, I think we just lost the game actually
Yeah, I'm gonna lose my rook
Yeah, I think we just lost the game guys. Yeah, that's
This is going really poorly
What's happening I don't know who's winning who's winning
Ham because of time
Yeah
If he takes my bishop, it's a trade, trade?
I don't know what I'm doing, I'm so bad!
Hang, you hung a pawn, and I'm hanging a bishop, ugh, it's getting pretty bloody here.
I guess we just trade, I mean I'm down one, whatever.
Wait, that was not the right play.
Let's get this rook involved, guys.
I don't know what to do, I'm having a fucking PAI attack!
who's winning he's winning yeah
Plus one. Fuck, bro! I sold again!
That opens up that, though. Yeah, hold up, hold up, wait a minute.
weight
Bazaar.
How did I fucking rose?
How did I fucking lose?
How did I lose?
He hung his queen for Christ's sakes.
I'm not winning this tournament, y'all, I'm going to be honest.
Everything's protected. This guy's actually such a fucking job. Yeah. How did I know?
I'm a queen for cry six. Just take it all. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm ass. I'm ass!
Oh my god.
Alright chat, it's time I'll teach.
Bro, I don't know, there's no way I win that tournament, guys.
Maybe I could, but those five minute games, I'm like, that's my worst mode.
I'm actually worse at, I'm lower reloading five minute than I am in ten minute.
I don't know man, I'll grind them, I'll practice every day.
every day, but we'll see.
I'm gonna be chat.
So we're gonna 1v2 sketch and sit in a siege.
By the way, be out of the beat.
Thank you.
Yeah, I don't know, chat, what is good.
Check, sketch, and stream.
Check, sketch, and stream.
Voss, Voss.
Let me call it.
Let me call you.
Oh, hey Levy, how's it going?
Hey bro, the chat wanted me to give you a pep talk after the last game.
Yeah, I just lost to a hundred of the player in five minutes.
And I, he hung his queen to a pawn, which I've never even seen before.
And then I hung the queen to a long range mission.
Yes, that's what happened.
Protect your queen please.
I just need you and in that game, you didn't bring out your knights and bishops before you brought your queen out.
We have to stick to the principles.
Also, you played five plus zero.
If you want to play five minute play five plus five.
That's the time control. You should play five plus five.
Okay.
Yep.
Lock in brother.
I'm going to be the queen.
Yep.
I got you.
This is going to be the greatest comeback story of all time.
You think I could win Levy like honestly you really do?
Yes dude that's what that's what I I feel like I feel like well you're 23, 24, 24 I was gonna
say I feel like I feel like a like a proud gag and I can't say dad because I'm 30 that
would be weird.
I feel like a proud like older uncle and I'm just like dude I know for a fact that
if you locked in you're winning this tournament but you're not locking in so I need you
to like night's bishops can any of my pieces get taken Tyler one made it to
2000 just not making big mistakes he just played moves he spotted if his
opponents could take his pieces and he just wouldn't let it happen so you can
definitely do it I look like Tyler one too that's what they say but I don't
know I don't I mean they say I look like Daniel Radcliffe Harry Potter so and
I got you. I got you. Love you. I'm gonna lock in bro, and I'm gonna win this fucking tournament for you, bro
I got this shit. I
believe in you
Anyway play a little bit more and you know
We'll see you in a car. I'll see you in a day or two. Yep. I'll have probably like by tomorrow
I'll have like 20 games done probably I'm gonna like grind
Yeah, and I want you to have rule of threes
three blunders or less and
Only three misses or less and don't lose your queen. You're allowed to lose your queen like two times in those 20 games
That's it. Okay. I got you. I got you. Love me. All right, bro. Lock in have a good stream. All right, bro. Peace
W pep talk man
Don't you pep talk? Yo, it's gonna call me earlier
Let me see
It's gonna call me a hour ago
Our sketch and sitting even warming up and they've been taking this one be too serious
Jynxie called him. Jynxie called him. Jynxie called him.
Child, are they even taking it as serious, bro? Dead ass.
My camera feels like hyper small today. Your call has been forwarded to voice.
Bazzara. What do we see? I told sketch seven so he's probably not gonna be home for a little bit.
Oh wait, he said it's called him. Hey, Sina, how's it going? You called an hour ago?
Hey, I did. JC, I did. Hey, well, just not to be that guy, you know what I mean? Well,
like I heard and it's so weird you didn't mention this. You want to be five people that will
Compa?
Yep.
And like, that's so weird.
You're OK with so weird, because it's so convenient
you didn't mention that to me when I thought, like, oh, it's
just going to be a fun little 2v1, me and sketch against you.
That's not what happened, Sina.
What happened was I said, yeah, we'll play a 1v2,
but I won't shoot a bullet.
And then you went, here's what you always do.
You think you're better than you are.
That's what you said in the group chat.
You're like, you think you're better than you are.
Sounds like, all right, I'll use a gun.
Is that not exactly what happens?
It's so weird, I should just not sound anything like me.
Let me actually read your exact,
I'll actually read your exact text.
No, no, no, where is he going?
I think it was like, it's just bad massage,
you know, in your part.
I just think really, like what we should do
is like maybe you go back to not using a gun.
Yes, that was my initial idea.
and then you shot it down out of the fucking sky.
I would never do that.
You would never do that.
It's just like talk, you know what I mean?
You know, like man to man thing, woman to man thing.
I just think maybe you just don't need to do the call.
Okay, that's fair.
And now that could be interesting.
That could be interesting, okay?
The other problem that I just want to let you know
I don't want to stress you out.
Sketch is at a soccer field with Marlin.
I told him seven.
So, I mean, he, I'll call him, let me call him.
No, no, no, I already called him.
He promised me he'd be back.
So, I will let you know.
Okay, all right, good luck, okay?
I will not shoot a bullet, okay?
And here's the thing, I have the best trainer
in the world right now,
so you don't even need to worry about it.
Wait, someone's coaching you in R6?
And he's number one.
Who is coaching you?
Oh my God, my phone's just connecting.
I gotta go, goodbye, oh my God.
Let me see.
let me see who's coaching
it's mood
so why would you say that
what do you mean i had to i had to hide it out why would you give a why would you
give him coms that i'm training you
we had to hide that so that that way it looks like i'm getting the training
because i got fucking with sketch
but that is not even a worst idea now he's gonna know exactly what i'm
training you know no but here's the thing he's not shooting bullets
anymore. Okay, that's good. Now you can win that. He's I actually not gonna shoot any guns. Yeah, he's
box. He's like, okay, there's no way he beat Jack. Um, bro, I'm going to be honest, bro, like,
sketch and Sina on a team in Siege. I actually think a drunk toddler could clutch that. Can
toddlers even get drunk or would they like actually ignore what I just said bro I actually think
just a sober a regular toddler could have been a regular toddler they would probably die okay you
go to him say you go to him say you go to him say chat I'm not there's no way I lose that
There's no Jeffrey. Okay. Yo mods ban this guy
Bro there, what? Mods ban him. Mods ban him. Mods ban him.
Mods ban him. Mods ban him. Mods ban him. Mods ban him. Mods ban him.
How is this his name? Mods, get him out. Mods, get him out.
Chat, are we up for a little bit of comedy tonight before we get on stage?
Make sure sketches back at 7th.
Mosby down for a little bit of comedy tonight.
A little bit of comedy tonight.
Oh, I can't wait for next season of Sea Shad.
It's going to be so good.
Ranked through BUNO and a new map.
Ah, fuck!
Chat, a little bit of comedy tonight for the boys.
A little bit of comedy tonight.
Guys!
Make me laugh, get $100.
$100. Don't be weird. Make me laugh. Get $100. Don't be weird. Yo, yo, yo, make me laugh.
Get $100. How about doing here? Okay. Guys, anybody got a mic?
I don't see I don't like yo guys make me laugh get $100, bro.
Yo, it's you.
It's you.
It's you.
We don't need you.
We don't need you to be laugh track, bro.
Who's booing somebody get on the stage for Christ's almighty.
Should I go on the stage or not?
Why is nobody on the stage?
I think you get up the stage, bro.
Man, first banter of the day.
First banter of the day.
Jigsie, kiss me.
Hello?
Yo, what is your joke, bro? Make it up, get 100 bucks.
Make it up.
What's a pilot's favorite bagel?
Pilot? A plane bagel.
A plane bagel. A plane bagel!
I ruined your joke. Dammit.
Hey, Jinxie, do you like my avatar?
I boosted out from Berkley Hill.
Okay.
Jinxie, can you hear me?
Yo!
Yo, yo, yo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
One.
One what?
One ten minute.
Woof, woof, woof, woof.
Yo, Jinxy, can you hear me?
Yo, make it up, get a hundred dollars.
All right, you know how to make a boogie dance?
It's make a tissue dance,
and you put a little boogie in it.
No, no, no, no, no, it's not.
All right, so what's the joke?
How do I make a boogie dance, bro?
you put tissue in it yeah yeah that's what I said I said the joke correctly you
said the joke wrong no I didn't see I what do you call a teddy bear with a
gummy bear teeth I mean no but I listen dude fuck go again bro reset reset
Okay. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What?
I am a gummy bear, a little gummy bear.
Jakesy, do you play soccer?
You can't sell for you.
Okay.
How do you get a dark mall to buy shoes?
Oh my god.
It's, bro, it's like man down to a fact.
That's not the joke, bro.
What? Yes it is.
Where does Darth Vader go to get his shoes?
The Darth Maul!
That is the joke!
It's not, bro! Bro, you're an idiot!
I swear you're an idiot.
Okay, why did the football player fall over?
Why?
Because he was jinxing.
What do you call a bear with peeve?
What?
A gummy bear.
Bro, did somebody just do that?
Yeah, it was me.
Okay, I'm back.
I have a new joke for you.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not with other cute little yellow jackets.
Offward, cricket silence.
Yo guys guys if you don't go on the speeds you're gonna get banned. There's like 20 people in the room
No one's going on the stage
What do you call it?
What a fish
You get it. Yep, I get it
Boy you're laughing
What are we going to do?
What do you mean dark mohawk?
Dark Vader.
Alright, what did Staples Renato say when trying to hit on a girl?
What?
Hey girl, do you like puff guys?
There's an iron heart for you.
This fucking sucks.
What is the skeleton's favorite snack?
What?
Spare ribs?
Hey, hey, hey, don't, don't verbally boo. Yo yeet, what's up?
What's up
Yo
Are you pissing are you pissing?
He's pissing
Yo
Yeet you won you want a hundred bucks bro or serious. Yes. What's your twitch name? Oh?
my twitch name it's
Diet P E in I3
Diet penis that's your twitch name
Yes, that's what it is. I've mine text him
All right, I'm back y'all used to be a little boy now. I'm a cowboy now
I got a little joke for you how to scale how to scale 10 send their man
They said it about my only express baby right on that fucking horse bone
Fade make me laugh at a hundred bucks
Yes, bro, you're good man
I know a guy who sounds like an owl
Huh?
I know a guy who sounds like an owl
Who?
I
Think see
Shag what is good, bro?
Yes, I got scared before
the road turned left
boom
Like this scary minecraft. Yes. Yes, that was three hours ago, bro
No
So what are the rules to this?
Um, Shag, you've played it in 5 seconds. Shag, make me laugh, get a hundred bucks.
Okay, make me laugh, go.
No, uh, Shag, it's make me laugh, get a hundred bucks.
Okay, go ahead, make me laugh, and you give me a thousand dollars if I laugh.
Oh, that was a funny one. Okay, now give me my money.
All right, I got a really good joke.
You ready?
Yep.
Your shocker skills.
Okay.
Yo, why do your bees have sticky hair?
Why?
Because they use funny puns.
Can't say I made this a hundred.
My mom is kind of, uh, my dad's broke, uh, shit.
hear me yes knock knock who's there you're a you're a poo no you're up here
yo bro yeah don't move check don't move check it wasn't nice yo bro every time
you laugh you're taking so much oxygen I can't breathe and I'm from onions
This guy looks like um the guy off shameless.
What's that show called again?
Yo, Galbert, what's up?
Ah, guys stop with the clicking.
Stop with the clicking!
Stop with the clicking!
Listen, I have recordings!
Look, listen.
You laughed.
You see?
Shagged, that's not me.
That never sounded like that in my life.
No, no, you did it.
It was exactly me.
Shagged, that's not me, bro.
I'm not giving you a lot of it.
New rule, we have to click our mouse.
Guys, guys, don't stop.
Click your mouse.
Get a thousand dollars by Genki.
stop I didn't say that
it feels funny on the top of my mouth
alright Casey
I'm gonna be
I'm gonna sound really freaking corny but
this joke should make you laugh and giggle okay
alright ready
my dad and Nemo have one thing in common
they can't be found found
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
Knock Knock
who's there?
who's there?
not your soccer skills
he's easy
and ...
simply he look like friends
you look like shag
hey what do you look like me
myself unless you've got a problem with that JT. Do you?
No bro, what does your job do?
Alright, so what's the difference between finding a girlfriend and a car park?
What?
You just stick it in a disabled one and hope it doesn't find you out.
That was a good one.
You drink C.
There, what's up, bro?
Game day, bro.
I got a joke here.
All right.
What channels of Black Sponsor on Black Sponsor?
Hey, what's up, buddy? How you doing? You can hear me okay?
Yes, bro. Make a laugh. You're 100 bucks.
Absolutely. Oh, absolutely.
She's good. My nephew just told me to come on the thing.
I don't know what it is. I wrote some jokes down there.
You think every time Muda sneezes his nose leaks crude oil?
No?
Alright, how about every time Muda turns the corner his nose still needs a second trip.
Alright, let me try another one.
His nose is so big it owns its own zip code.
And then like that one?
Well, fuck you, asshole.
Give me a fuck of a hundred dollars, y'all.
I'm gonna get slapped in the ass.
What is red and bad for your teeth?
Toothpaste.
I don't...
All right, you win I guess.
Did you laugh?
It's because Shag said toothpaste.
He doesn't even...
The answer was brick.
I know!
Toothpaste.
Yeah, but toothpaste is good for toothpaste.
Bricks.
That's healthy.
Brick is unhealthy.
K.R. let me paint you bro. SHUT UP WITH IT YOU PAT! K.R. I WANT YOU TWITCH!
My twitch is relapsed ravioli.
Okay. Congratulations bro.
Yo, what kind of birds stick together?
What?
No, no, no.
No.
JC, what's the difference between you and me?
What?
I could kick a soccer ball.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
All right, here we go, buddy.
You're Mike's quiet.
I think Moodis knows you're so big he's got amazes.
I think he can smell life through airplanes.
Speak up!
Yo, Yo Han, are you okay?
Are you okay? Yo, you're dying in the corner back there
Yeah, bro and split
Hey, hey, are you okay, yo, huh?
Oh, yo, yo, what's up, bro, yo bro, hey, oh, you're laughing my joke.
I saw you give up bro bro I have to verbally laugh bro shut up no bro no bro I didn't
laugh for that guy hey Gc I have a question yo yo are you alive
oh Gc yo yeet what's up are you still pissed can you yes bro can you pick somebody to chat
and give that 102 I don't need it all right bro I got you all right all right thank you
Pick a random person.
Hello?
What's up, dog?
Can you hear me?
Jane.
Oh.
Jane.
Oh.
I forgot my joke.
Can you kick me off the stage?
Yo!
Do you remember me?
Yo!
Do you have a working mic?
Whoa!
Calm down!
Ariel, go.
What's your joke?
All right, my joke is right.
Why did the Stair Crow win his award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why was the Stair Crow outstanding in his field?
No, it's why did the Stair Crow win an award?
Why?
I
Just feel
Matthew go
Classy persona sure bro. Yeah
What do you call a cow with no names?
Ground beef.
How did J.C. hurt his knee?
He fell on the soccer pitch.
Come on, J.C.
That's my name.
Yo, what's up?
My dad's my name.
Yo, what's up, Mutch?
Jonathan?
Jonathan?
Uh...
What do you call a flying insect that keeps calling your phone, Jakesy?
What?
A doka-bee.
Why don't X tell jokes to you, Lucy?
Why not?
Co, because they crack them up.
They crack them up.
Mike, why do you know all of them?
What is white and good for your teeth?
Toothpaste.
Toothpaste.
Monday Mike, is that my dad?
Yo, dad!
Dad!
No, I'm not your dad.
No.
I just have the same name.
Can you hear me?
Yes, bro.
So what do you call a blonde who dyed her hair brown?
What?
Artificial intelligence.
Huh?
Hello.
Jinxie, big fan, big fan buddy.
Okay, what do you call a kangaroo that can climb up a hatch?
What?
And a maru.
Why did the classical follow the bicycle follow?
Why?
It's too tired.
Alright, wrap it up.
What is JT's worst nightmare?
A soccer ball.
Okay, this guy just insulted my soccer skills for an hour.
He didn't even tell a fucking...
SHOUT!
He never told a joke once!
Holy fuck!
It's the same guy!
Same guy!
Same fucking guy
Mr.. Sleepy they come in a bag
All right, bro. We're won't be chewing sketch and sit up in 20 minutes
Without shooting a bullet who do y'all think I'm in dead ass I
Never get in these games where you gotta be quick you gotta be quick
You gotta be fast
not you not you not you not you not you sketch your shut the fuck you're
saying not you isn't an answer bro do you see me a hundred how about that how
about I was gonna get somebody to order I don't know who picked check sketches
stream let's see sketches stream bro why don't we check it let's see sketches
stream man you know what bro let's see sketch a stream bro we got a 1v2 in
20 minutes let's see his stream dude let's see it bro
perfect we made it boys one try we made it we made it we made it we made it
you see my streamer oh he's heading back
Bro, he's heading back right now.
We're good, Chash!
We're good!
We're great!
Let me get a little warm up.
Is Sina warming up?
Oh yeah, Sina's with Mura, warming up Mura.
I thought it was a real photo, remember I sent it to you.
Okay
Chad remember um
Chad remember ah, I can't shoot
Oh God entering without a drone punching a barricade
Aiming at foot level aiming at
There is no longer any suggestion.
No!
Well, my headphones are actually terrible.
They're actually not horrible.
Really?
You look like you were looking down here like you thought I was going to come into the other door.
Are these headphones shit? How do I not know you're coming to me?
Wait, is Muda trying to only knife?
Is Muda only knifeing?
Is Muda only knifeing? He's not shooting.
I tried dumbass.
So now you're right, but he's on your right center
So now he's on your right, so now he's behind you
So now use the dog of the car for my fate
This is poorly timed on my parking lot. She's gonna get nice on the hallway. Okay. Never mind. We're left
So now you took me down
She's like she's so flight. She's so flight. She's death. Sure. This is death
at least it is warming up.
Chad, who do you think is going to do better?
Center or sketch?
I really do think she's going to do better.
Oh, he's probably trying to loot me
because I knew you're playing cab.
And then that's why I killed you.
You're my teacher.
Yeah.
Chad, I'm going to be honest.
Like if I lose this, I'll actually be shot.
That's I'd actually be shot.
That's I'd actually be shot.
React to NASA.
I saw this oh my god, this is different they it went blue
That's not real that that's not a real image
Now check that is a I that's a I
general agreed that's a I that is a I
But that's supposed to be AI, right? It's a graphic?
CGI, dumbass.
CGI.
And we have confirmation of loss of signal of the Orion spacecraft as it flies behind the moon.
We expect to regain communications with them for in another approximately 40 minutes.
This was expected as their spacecraft is now out of direct line of sight with earth and behind the moon
And this is a poignant moment as it's the first time in over 50 years that we have humans completely
Unreachable by anyone else on earth no matter how distant or secluded we could reach anyone living on earth
But while the crew flies behind the moon, it's simply impossible to make contact with them. Bro, isn't this so fucking cool?
Is this just cool?
Chat hypothetical question, would y'all ever go to space? I would never do it. I'm too scared. I would never do it
Chat I would never do it. I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever do it too scary too scary too scary
But not expecting
Alright man, maybe I can hit a little warm up action, maybe I can hit a little warm up,
maybe I can hit a little warm up.
Let me call sketch, maybe I can hit a little warm up for the boys.
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah yeah all the time way
sketch how's this working bro you join in setup
Is it up?
Is it, are you joining JT or are you?
I don't know, I'm trying to find out.
Do you want to, I have a call on Discord.
Y'all don't, in a Discord yet, call, call, call.
All right, I have one.
Y'all just prompt yourselves.
Wait, so we're in a Discord.
Yeah.
I've got to run this door in a second.
Yes, I saw you, uh,
word warming up at all.
I don't know, I don't know.
No, no, no, no.
Do not show that.
This is Jesus.
Do not show that.
This is not the number one.
It's not.
It's in a case of a trip.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Sketch, did you just leak my number?
What?
I heard, do not show that, do not show that.
I thought I heard.
No, no, no, no, no.
We're on Discord.
We're never showing your number.
Oh, Sketch.
There's one thing we do like Mr. B Stream.
Make a lot of money off it.
Use foolish things in number though.
Are you serious?
Somebody got a citizen calling you.
What the fuck did you do?
What did you do?
You're going to be in jail.
You made my fucking number!
No, you're not!
Okay, bro, call in the group!
I'll fucking do it.
Speak your speakers, speak your speakers.
Speak your speakers.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Why are you lying to your motherfucking-
No, we're not.
We're not.
You're not.
You're not.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Oh my god, I added I didn't sketch to a group of levy. Oh my god, there it is
Yo sketch join discord man. Oh, he can't he can't join the fucking he doesn't know how
You okay, I'm not first of all you need to accept my friend. What's on this where I can't add you to a group chat
Okay, boom boom. Oh
Oh, oh, I already have you at it.
I already have you at it.
It says remove friends.
Hello.
Yo.
Yo.
Okay, are you ready?
What?
What do you mean for what?
Scats me out for a week.
My eyes are watering.
Scats like, like, what do you mean?
Did you drink, Scats?
No, he was actually training my soccer
for the day, to be fair.
Okay, okay. Well, let me just, I've random question sketch like, did you train it all for this?
Yes, I did.
When was the last time you're on team sketch legitimately?
I'm sorry. So often.
Is it so loud?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Nothing right now.
Has that been high?
Is he high?
No, we're learning that two person streams has that better.
What do you mean?
You're two person.
You mean a collab?
You're wanting to do a collab.
Whatever you want to do to get fancy with it.
My father.
You want to get fancy with it?
It's a collab.
It's two bros with one camera hanging out.
So, Stax, you and Marlon are gonna be alternating routes?
Yes, we are.
No, no, no, no.
Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, we should do a 1v1.
Because if I were to put it on a team with Marlon, I'd rather end it.
Marlon?
I'm not gonna lie.
Marlon, you are probably the only person that is worse than...
Actually, Marlon, I'm gonna be honest.
You gotta be the worst C-Spider of all time.
I'm not the worst C's player of all time.
I'm not kidding.
You might be the worst.
He never won zero in the tournament.
He got zero kills in the tournament.
Yes.
We're downloading everything that you told us to.
We're also downloading C's right now.
It says 30 minutes left.
So a little update.
Oh, you're downloading the game.
Yeah.
Oh.
It's Song Clancy's Rainbow Six, C.
Do you want to be clear?
Oh, wait.
You guys are downloading the game right now?
It's going to be a game.
Downloading the game.
Are you serious?
Yep.
21% way through, yep, yep, yep.
You're downloading.
It's all good.
We only had a plan for like a week,
so it's like, I had this.
It's all in the bottom.
No, no, that's my screen.
Oh, that's, how did they do?
So how long until the game is fully downloaded?
It's fully downloaded.
It's fully downloaded right now.
You guys just said it was 21%.
You just said it was 20%, yeah.
Yeah, what's going on?
Take a fucking joke.
Take a joke over there.
Okay, oh, yeah, it's my fucking fault. You're right. I'm so sorry
You know you're not updating your game wouldn't surprise me so it's not really a great like I just get him along
How do I host? I'm a rank 112
Who's rank 112 who's rank 112?
Yeah, you're level what?
Yes, what math you guys let's you guys want to lose on just be honest
Can we
The house one playing in Oregon Oregon Portland. Yeah
So
Marlin and sketch are going to be alternating rounds, bro. This is the worst day of my life. This is the worst day
I said my I said my
Headphones is fine. It's fine. We got this one. Wait, you have any headphones? No idea. We're better than you without headphones
So sketch right now you have no headphones on and you're gonna play Rainbow Six Siege
Listen, if y'all don't calm down with the sass me more than we're going to I don't like the attitude. It's very hostile
I feel like yeah
So y'all are playing
The most sound dependent game in the world the game where sound means more than any other game
without a headset
What do you mean you're blind it's
So what it's true be connect by the rest of the all I said I said I said it yeah
Is the only two hundred calories today because you seem a little hungry
I seem a little hungry. Are you serious?
Marlin Martin you are the worst you should never be near any fucking video game in your life is no way you're talking shit right now
Oh, that's funny, DC.
Marlin, I'm gonna be ha- No.
She kinda got you there.
Marlin, I'm gonna be honest.
You touched a controller.
She's more like a war cry.
Marlin, I'm not even joking.
I think Helen Keller is better than you at Rainbow Six Siege,
and she can't fucking hear.
Helen Keller would clear you in a lobby.
And there's no way she can't even fucking hear or see.
She would clear you.
She would bust your shit.
Sketch, what's Ruby Connect?
What is it?
Please tell me.
Um, it's the same one as last time.
I don't have it added
Because somebody hacked my account,
unadded a thousand people, then added a thousand people.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Somebody hacked your account?
Yeah, they hacked my account.
Unadded a thousand people, then added a thousand people.
It's like the most sick human ever.
And I've been taking like eight hours.
It's kind of a sick spell, I can't lie.
Short story, long time.
We're in the game.
You're not in the match!
Sketch, how do I add you?
How do I add you?
What match?
What is your name?
What's the other the other day, Sita?
You invite me.
No, I don't, I genuinely don't understand how you can't just answer the question.
No, watch it!
This is 1000 times!
What is your name?
What is your name?
My name is Sketch!
If you guys didn't understand, we're starting a talk about-
You know what? I was gonna buy that.
SKETCH
I don't know what's doing this game.
Let me search it up.
Oh, oh, let's find you!
We're really starting this up so positive, guys.
I'm glad this is gonna be good vibes.
This is gonna be great time.
Okay, so we're actually gonna use you know what I'll load up your stream and let's see if I can just guess what your name is
Let me see
It's in a all that's in it. We're free Marlon Marlon. That's in a
We're trying to find social so if I say make my you might have mad it's on your head something
Yeah, my shit is loading so fuck so hold on
We don't got any firm quest. I don't think all right there. Yeah, what's your name?
He's a oh underscore Jaxie. We do not have that. Yeah, we don't have that
Yeah, I
I'm trying my game is like suck. Should I relaunch it? Well, I might have to look it
Already have a sex friends
I'm about to actually, okay, say it's my name is I have I'm gonna close my game and relaunch it cuz it got stuck
Yes
All sweaty
You just sit there with your fucking what do you have in front of you right now probably like a little drink and little muckbang going on
We're gonna get into a game, huh?
Really?
How about you?
Really?
Really?
You got that trip to India coming up, don't you?
Don't you, Marlin?
What?
What are you saying?
What about hernia?
What up?
You got that trip to India coming up, don't you, Marlin?
Oh, oh, oh, you're stuttering now?
You don't have to talk?
don't sketch it's the sketch real okay I'm setting up a request yes it is I
say your friend request Abby back and then join I'm gonna go P I'm gonna I'm
gonna try down and I'm not gonna take it with you
Why are you so angry?
I'm not, I'm not even-
I'm just all three, all three, all three.
Okay, okay.
We're on the team, you know the right-
Stop saying we, why are you saying we?
Because it's three on one.
It's three on one.
Okay, okay.
What person is three on one?
Okay.
I think it's a 6%.
Okay, you're right.
We as a team, as a collective.
You know what I mean?
Like, as a collection.
Right.
So somehow this turned into, I mean, what is it?
a two and a half V1 two and a half V1 two and a half what do you mean by two and
a half Marlins gave like a not account for a full person
listen you can't be perverted up in here don't say
what perverted she being pervert no I you can't call me a pervert you were
just hanging out at first of all Marlon was telling me yesterday how he hangs out
high schools. Let's talk about that.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, you can't just throw that out.
You can't just throw that out.
Oh, he's, he's role plays.
All right, my fault.
Right. He's role playing in high schools.
Okay. Sorry, my fault.
We hope I don't fantasy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yo.
Yo, okay. Can you reset me?
Invite again? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I invited sketch, I invited set up, done.
Wait, I'm inviting set up three, two, one, now it's done.
Both invited, both invited.
It's ba-da-da-da, ba-da-da-da-da, ba-da-da-da-da.
All right, I'm in.
All right, score prediction, guys.
How do you guys think this is gonna go?
Remember, I can't shoot.
Am I in the game or are we just
looking at two guys with guns?
You should be in the, okay, wait, are we doing the map?
It's the house one, right?
You want it?
Uh, Santa, I think I'm gonna need it.
You need to invite one more time.
Bazzara.
Santa, I think every map has a house in it, Santa.
No, no.
Organs.
You need organ?
Yes, yes, yes.
The house is cool.
Yeah, okay.
We'll show it.
All right, all right.
We're friends, but it isn't free.
It's online.
Sketch, I'm inviting you again here.
Boom, invited.
Just click the button.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I do want to let you know.
If you lose, you should uninstall.
There we go, there we go, there we go.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lose
You're the one who thought I would lose this just watch it. I'm level 26 is the thing and I've got trained by
26
You guys are win win let alone kill me you're not gonna kill me
I'm a fucking loser.
Hey, hey, lower the cross roll.
Yeah, lower the cross roll.
Lower your cross roll, lower the cross roll.
Say the switch teams.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
What do we go through here?
It's in 99 versus 1.
It goes to 7. It goes to 7. It goes to 7.
Wait, uh, Gigi, Gigi, how do I go to switch teams again?
Gigi, you want to end the game?
Gigi, how do I switch teams?
Sit down, sit down. Go to the bottom.
Sit down, click the play button.
Okay, okay, okay, there's gonna be a bottom button bottom left that's a switch team whatever that is, but I'm not a PC
Okay, hold on give me a second. Are we in the game? Yes. Oh my god. Yes
Why can't we see because you
All right, so guys let me tell you how this is gonna go guys
Oh
Oh, Jixie can't shoot. He's not gonna be able to win guys. I'm gonna 7-0 you guys without shit
I'm going to 7-0 you without shooting a bullet. I'm not kidding. Keep that energy
Keep that energy the rest of them guys like this game
You don't need to shoot the win in this game, but I'll show you you do not have to shoot
No, I'm good. I'm good. I feel great. It's just I'm telling you you guys talk about winning here
We leave the winning to the side just focused on getting a kill seriously
guys I'm level 1400 bro I wasted probably I mean I wasted but spent probably
years of my human life on this game should I close my chat or anything
no there's no no please Marlin Marlin Marlin you can
I'm ready. I'm ready. All right, guys. You guys don't know the rules, right? I'm not
allowed to shoot. Okay, not allowed to shoot. It's first to seven or seven. Easy. Who's your
favorite characters to play just by just for thought? I mean, I would probably be a symmetry.
Wait, why? Marlon, Marlon, Marlon, Marlon. Marlon, that's not even a character, bro.
Century I just I just read the name. No, he said Sin entry just to make it
Who's playing first yet? Oh
Wait, is it 1v1? No, no, no like that. They're like switching
Get a bomb.
10 second camp.
You see, that's fine.
You can use all the little drones you want.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah, drone around.
Drone around.
Yeah, I'm going to be drowning.
Put your cameras anywhere.
It's not going to save you.
I'm telling you right now.
We're staying at bomb location.
So, Santa, you're actually confident you'll win?
I'm very confident, actually.
That's Marlon a question.
Marlon's here.
Marlon, did you hear me?
You're going to famous high school actor.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Wait, Marlon, you're a high school actor?
Oh, no, guys, no.
We just stopped the hide and come in here.
We're not practicing hide and come out.
Muy interesante!
Wait, just catch. You don't have a headset right now?
What's up, Lisa? How's it going?
Ice!
I'm gonna be honest. Can you see, like, anything right now?
I can see everything. I can see everything.
You didn't even hit me.
I didn't blind you with that. I didn't blind you.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, didn't blind you.
Alright, nice.
You guys actually blinding us kind of well.
Never mind.
Getting a little nervous?
You guys are blinding us really well.
Wow.
He's walking from the side. Don't get stunned. Tell me if you're stunned.
Okay.
He's in the building!
One v one, Senna!
That's great!
You're not gonna fuck this happening.
Good game, guys.
Please.
You stand up, you shooting.
You, you're not gonna die.
Senna, you're not gonna die!
Senna, you're not gonna die!
You're not gonna die!
Senna, you're not gonna die!
Senna, you're not gonna die!
Senna, you're not gonna die!
I'm not talking about it, so don't worry about it.
All right.
Oh yeah, don't worry, Marlon's talking on the sticks.
Okay, oh, that's awesome.
That's great.
Okay.
So you actually play that kind of well, you shot my yin, I'm actually like kind
of like, wow, you shot my yin.
I was like, I knew what that is, you're level 20.
I'm trying to, oh, what symbol is for yin?
Oh, yin?
Don't worry.
My game is, oh, wait, who told you about Alibi?
I didn't ban that, I sketched it actually.
Actually, Marlon did, get it right, Senna, get it right.
My fault, my fault, my fault.
I was actually gonna play Alibi, I'm not even kidding.
Now, yeah, we knew that, we knew that, we knew that.
And you always eat Alibi, don't you?
Defense is gonna be a little bit tricky,
but I think attack is gonna be easier.
But honestly, after how you guys played that round,
I think you guys could get some rounds,
because you got to play that well.
Don't try to switch up now.
You said you were going to 7-0, so just keep that in mind.
Yeah, you're a dick sucker right now.
You're a dick sucker.
One kill, it's over.
All right?
You're on your way to the show, girl.
So, Marlon, you're on the six right now, Marlon.
Oh, that's awesome.
I'm going to sit when I need you.
Marlon, you've got it, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's going to be a silly thing.
Hey, Shawty, chew down.
You just shotting me?
He didn't mean it.
You're my fucking teammate!
You guys are off to a roaring start, Ralph. Don't get in your hats, you guys are doing good.
Oh, does that mean you know we're lying?
Don't get 7-0! Don't get 7-0 to buy a guy without a bullet!
Wait a minute, wait a minute, sketch.
Wait, you don't have a bullet? You can't shoot?
I said that eight times!
That changes how we would have played last round!
What?
If I'm saved, but did I not say I can't shoot?
I don't really think I heard you say that, but I'm glad you clarified.
Don't bring it in there. Easy.
Stay down, stay down. I got you. I got you covered. Don't even worry about it.
Oh, that's awesome. Hey, by the way, I don't know if he's upstairs because I was just in my cams and I didn't see him.
So long, good. You just gotta keep on the lookout, alright?
He might be playing calf, maybe?
Yeah, I'm playing cavera. Good call.
Thank you. Oh, you actually are?
Yes, that was actually crazy.
The stream's typing.
Oh, I swear I'm not. I just, I get killed by Cavillot.
Looks like it's from...
... pretty low-sense to the ears, to be honest.
I think it's extra sensitive.
Is it very sensitive?
Do you have a rash from things out for people?
Oh, is it a rash?
Oh, is it gross?
Oh my god, look at that.
Look at that shot right there.
Are you guys talking about rashes?
Please, plant an abuser.
Plant this.
Yo, Yo, Jindz, how about this?
Maybe you start finding us
since you're supposed to be the pro player.
What's going on?
I can't shoot!
Are you fucking serious?
Why did you save that?
Let's go find him.
Let's go find him, go on.
Ziduck, invade tank with us.
It's too far to get to one.
Where are you?
Ziduck, are you even looking right now?
Be honest.
Ziduck's looking.
Sina, where are you at?
I'm staying.
So, we're 6,000 chance that they couldn't finish us.
I don't know how you play the bombs.
Me, too.
Wait, you have the diffuser!
I don't know where we're going.
I'm fucking diffused!
Shoot up, yeah!
Yeah!
All friendly.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Now, just get me!
Fucking go!
Oh
You work
That's
You're running around like a chicken with your head cut off so much to where I don't even know where you are
You're teammate with the Insights!
Planting and you were running around!
Like a chicken with your head cut off!
That's a good strap, Marlin! I like that!
You're safe.
Oh, bro, I'm not going to jinx you. The fact that it's one roll right now is insane.
I'm going to jinx you.
Yeah, it's pretty bad jinx-y.
Alright, alright.
I'm not going to jinx you.
I wonder what your chat is right now.
Hey, it's just like, what are you doing, Marlin?
What are you doing?
He's a real good actor.
Yeah, you gotta calm down.
You gotta calm down.
Don't give him his respect.
I'm calm, I'm calm, I'm calm.
I'm a little stressed, Dixie.
It's like, I mean, if you lost this, obviously,
to three people who never played the game,
that'd be really embarrassing.
You can't even try to play it.
No, that'd be super embarrassing.
Who wants to be in the audience?
So what's your guys' most played games in the top seat?
What is your most played games?
I also like Bellarmine's.
Soccer is your most played game.
You're a volunteer?
It's not a video game.
Nice.
Have you ever heard of Cookie Mama?
It's a good one.
Cookie and mama?
I have not heard that game.
That's your favorite game of all time, son.
Animal Crossing, actually, is also a banger.
I'm not sure if that's a banger.
That is a banger.
You have to break your way in.
Oh, that was.
Two shot, dad.
Two shot, dad.
All right.
I mean, yeah.
We're playing on, we're playing on an iPod.
Holy shit.
It was playing on speakers.
Geez.
I'm not alive.
If you're losing to them, then yeah, they...
We believe in them.
I mean, I woulda...
I say that.
Ha ha ha ha!
Was that like your last bullet in your chamber sketch?
Um, the one that hit your forehead, yeah.
Uh, okay, okay.
Not a hard, hard hit.
All right.
Uh, mess with the bull, get the horns.
Here we go.
Now we're going.
Well, it's like four in the chain of your horn.
Ooh, but it's two to one, Jinxie.
It's two to one.
Marlon, Marlon, I'm gonna say, you're actually pretty good.
I mean, you're better than Jinxie.
I'm not shooting, by the way.
This is not me.
Yeah, but I'm not shooting.
Better than you, though, is the same thing.
We're winning, so.
I think you're the bomb.
I'll shoot for you.
Jinxie, I can give you some game recommendation
to start playing since you're not good at this game.
I don't need a game recommendation.
I'm gonna wait and set up.
And like you're celebrating way too early.
You guys are celebrating so early.
You're going to lose.
Oh, all right, because she's a girl?
Well, you have a problem with that?
That's not what I said!
That's true.
That does kind of sound like what it sounds like.
I'm not going to lie.
It's 2026, and you have a problem with girls.
That's not what I said.
It's a little weird, Jinxie.
I mean, I don't really know why you're
going to make it about that.
That's not what I said!
Like you just could have not done that personally.
That sounds pretty rude of you, Jigsie.
So now, I'm with you, I'm with you, yeah, I'm with you.
OK.
Jigsie's on the cameras, thinking he's James Bond.
Oh, you're on this camera, Jigsie?
Nice.
Get slow.
Nice.
You on that camera, Jigsie?
Is that your favorite camera?
It is his favorite camera.
Yeah, break time, break time.
Oh, guys.
Okay, you know what I can do?
It's integral first.
It's integral first.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's got her hitbox.
What?
It's friendly and victorious.
Hostile eliminated.
I told you don't celebrate early!
No, he hasn't.
He hitboxed.
He had the band cap.
We have the band cap.
We have to.
We have to.
We have to.
Guys, let me give you guys a little pointer of here.
Guys, if I see you on a camera and then you enter that exact location and don't
drone I'm gonna be there every single time I'm like a hawk please please don't
curse we don't curse on the street this is a family-friendly shoes kind of weird
you're doing that yeah please don't curse okay don't worry the only thing you did
is tie the game yeah but guys I'm telling you like I'm gonna win because
like I said you messed with the ball you get the horns now I'm actually
dialing bro now I'm locked in dead ass you're supposed to be the bull okay
Are you the bull in this game?
Yeah, yeah, I'm kinda, I'm kind of winning.
I mean, sorta, it's tied two to two.
But didn't you, didn't you play yesterday, Moon?
Oh, fuck.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean yesterday?
Sid, nothing happened yesterday.
It's all day, I did not lose yesterday.
Really?
I didn't lose yesterday.
Did he lose the game to you?
So, well, what's the matter?
He lost the Muda, actually, which is crazy.
So, Jinx is a fake bro.
Yeah, yeah.
You're living out an important details tonight.
I lost to Muta and his professional teammates points.
So, I didn't just lose to Muta.
When I won, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
When I won V1 Muta, I beat him 7 to 2!
I'm doing it.
You can really stress.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm good.
There's details that are important.
So, you're not allowed to shoot.
Yeah, I'm not allowed to shoot.
Five seconds.
We got this in the bag!
Okay, he's down!
You guys got it in the bag! You guys got it in the bag!
He probably should have clarified that rule.
Muda, you would never beat me in a 1v1, bro.
What would we do, you guys?
Muda has not beat me in a 1v1!
No, he hasn't!
Shite, let's just...
Let's not stay too close, boys!
I
Smoked Jackass nice things nice things we destroy yourself jinx nice. Yeah. Yeah, I have to
Right in front of me!
You're not small, Simba!
You're not small enough to go after you!
NOOOOOOO!
What the fuck are you doing?
You're going to shock me!
Simba, how do you know about Dodgy Gains?
Simba, Simba!
How do you know about Dodgy Gains?
I learned it, quick math, I learned it, quick math!
Good job, Simba. Great job.
Thank you, thank you.
Simba, you know how Dodgy Gains?
Why?
you turn around right yeah but kinda I yeah well play all right now I'm gonna go
like full child that's all you guys have your funds
be quiet now wait now now you're trying to go full try hard yeah yeah now I'm
going full time like now I'm going full time okay interesting time to start
playing I guess.
You're down when you're down 3-2?
You're trying to hold up for him.
Jacy, have you thought about agreeing to do tournament games that you're good at?
Yeah.
Senna, Senna, Senna.
I'm not shooting Senna.
Senna, I'm literally like, I'm like as nerfed as I can possibly be and there's two of you.
Wait, when did we make that a rule?
You called me and said,
I didn't know you want to be five coppers
Are you obviously gonna one be two us and then I said yeah
That's why I offered to not shoot a bullet and then use that and I quote
This is what you always do you think you're gonna game so now I'm not shooting and it's actually a close game
That's literally the epitome of a close game
You seem a little stressed
Yeah, just be careful
FUCKING DOOR!
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE DOING, FUCKING DOOR?!
THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU PITTER!
Sino, where the fuck are you shooting?
Hey, how about you guys, I don't know, use a drone!
What the fuck was that?
How about you guys use a drone? How about you do that?
Upstairs.
Alright, Sino, one B1.
Stairs.
One B1, Sino.
Let's see what you can do in this seminary.
Yo, one B1, three, fuck it, and he's going through.
Second floor, and he's upstairs.
So, Senna, I see you're on here now.
Senna, all he does is camp, he just hides.
You're good. You're good, Senna.
He's watching the corners. He's scared.
If for good reason.
Come on, Senna. Let's see it.
1v1. All you gotta do is plant, Senna.
It's that simple. Just plant.
All I gotta do, hey, don't worry. I'm gonna do that.
Or I gotta kill you, which is gonna be really easy.
I hear you're droning, Senna. That's a good improvement.
Mm-hmm.
Are you giving tips now?
Because I wouldn't really take tips from the losing team.
You guys haven't droned me once.
I keep just sniping you guys because you guys
mindlessly hopping barricades.
I said, the last round, throw them before you enter.
What if Martin will do that round?
Doesn't enter, it gets splashed in the face.
It's that simple.
It's not that simple.
Did you check to make sure that he's not in there?
Yes.
Careful, so not careful now.
There's a corner.
Nice, nice.
I like that, I like that.
You can be quiet.
Hey, you guys got the fucking diffuser.
He's got a knife. Shoot him in the fucking face.
If it wasn't like that, you probably shouldn't have told me because now I know you can't play it.
And I know you have to leave the site now.
Oh shit.
Well, this isn't really my fault, though.
though. You shouldn't tell me that information because now I know you have to leave the site
center and I know you have to waste like probably 15 seconds. You know what I mean? Like sit up
you shouldn't really announce that. Right. Run upstairs center you have to. I mean it
would be a waste of time if I did that right. To run upstairs and plant it's your only
option you're not gonna find me.
We're all good.
Push site, push site.
The time expires in 10 seconds.
You guys know where you're at.
You're friends with your brother.
You're friends with your brother.
Oh my god.
Senator, we gotta win those.
We gotta win those, Senator.
Hey, you actually played that logo.
You don't gonna be called and knew where I was because you called.
No, I know, but I fuck my life role. I have ran out of time so I panic
So I'm actually seeing like some like potential here in the ability usage you dodge the game. Thank you
Sketch I've seen potential
Marlin, I'm see potential. Oh, thank you. I've murdered you twice. So thank you for recognizing that
Yeah, but you guys do need to drone though. You guys got a drone or else you're gonna keep losing bodies
really I'm going to be losing but it's like tied is the thing so it's like I
don't know and you I mean you're a jinx obviously you won't be five copper yep
yeah I won't be five coppers before yeah so like obviously you should play
really good like you should have oh and seven I know that's what you said you
were gonna do I said I was gonna seven oh but you guys are better than I
anticipated I'm gonna be honest so I'm gonna actually like dial in I mean
obviously because you want to take this is a joke right you take it pretty
seriously yeah no I'm not gonna lose if I lose I'm literally I'll never play
this game again oh promise you swear a time to reopen clash royale
Buzzer
Okay, you guys going you guys are actually trying so fucking hard
You guys go forward and captain you guys be disgusting with yourself
Cuz I can't even shoot the cap gonna have to like
We would never play good. So this is kind of on you guys are going like crazy ass offs
Yes, I can't even shoot the cap and have to punch it
You're playing your own size.
You hear that movement?
I think that's you guys.
Make yourself!
Am I hearing a drone, Jinxie?
I'm gonna be honest, I don't even have a drone near you right now.
You're not hearing a drone.
So you're just running around initially.
You're gonna scare?
You could say don't fail me on.
Yeah, keep doing that.
Yeah, I saw your drones, by the way.
Oh, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.
Yep.
I caught it.
No, it's not me.
So are you OK?
Oh, the fuck?
Dammit!
The fuck was that even worth it?
Spider-Man!
Spider-Man!
Does that even work?
Spider-Man can't!
I wanna go!
No, no.
That won't happen again.
It won't happen again.
Where'd my thorn go?
So...
It's fine.
It's fine.
Should I even tell you guys how I'm inside or no?
He came up from the floor.
He came from the floor.
I didn't reinforce it.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
That's my fault.
Oh, god.
Let's spank here.
I'm gonna win, what happened?
Oh, don't act like you're not going to win.
You're only one up.
Can I go echo?
I'm gonna be cooked.
I don't know what's gonna work.
Oh, so you're gonna move to a camera?
Okay.
Don't see him.
Why don't you go cheat?
Damn, I can't say what I wanna say
because, Dixie, remove your headset for like two seconds.
All right, my headset is, I'm just gonna deafen.
Secure the area, keep the bombs protected.
All right, this is gonna be interesting yo, I am deafened.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Welcome back.
We are deafened too.
We are deafened too.
Okay.
Great speech.
Wait.
Why don't you guys deafen?
You guys deafen?
I was gonna have to be in person because they didn't want to go in.
It is.
It is.
Five seconds in county.
Okay.
I'm smart.
Locations are secure.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
Alright, we go, we go, we go, alright, I know, I know the tactic, he's going to hide around the corners, I'm not going to go in, I'm not going to be aggressive, easy money here, send him where you're at, where you're at, okay.
Right here, right here.
Hey, I'm with you, I'm with you.
He's going to focus on what we're doing, and you do what you do, and then together, it's us.
Right.
Uh huh.
We're good here, we're good here.
All good, okay, we're going up.
I remember he's...
What am I gonna do about it?
Like that?
Are you serious?
It's so fast for you.
Marlon!
Somebody falled off the roof.
I'm pretty sure Jason is like,
you're gonna like me, you're gonna like me.
Thanks for thinking, Orbie.
Thanks and I appreciate it.
Orbie.
I like you outside.
It's not the...
How do I get in there?
The same button.
There we go.
Got it.
Actually doesn't even matter because you can't shoot.
He might be right here.
Yeah, there you go.
Good, good, good.
He goes in there.
He goes in there.
What's going on, you sinner?
He's right behind that bed.
He just ran.
He just ran!
Oh, you think you're slick?
Oh, you think you're slick?
Yo, guys, I'm just letting y'all know I didn't go to
the upstairs objective.
Just see you guys now.
What do you tell yourself? What do you tell yourself to yourself buddy?
Yeah, it's a cool story.
Bazzara!
What does that even mean?
What are you, are you cursing at us?
Speak like normal English there.
You guys, look, you guys are attacking the wrong site right now.
There's three other sites I could be.
There's two of them.
You would say a different site? Yep.
Jeezy, you know 1v1s are always on the third floor.
What the hell's going on?
This isn't really a 1v1 sketch. I can't shoot my god, and there's two of you.
Oh, so this changing rule, changing rule, why don't you just make up rules?
Alright.
It's a word he moved it to.
It's gonna be one of these corners. I already know it. I already know it.
You guys are running out of time. I'm just saying. Y'all are running out of time!
Right upstairs!
What's up?
I guess I'll take the dirt bag.
I like the movement.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man does what?
Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey.
How does it feel by just hiding?
How do you wait until Wednesday, say?
You like that?
You like that shit?
Can't find the site
I've never been downstairs in the front door
You want to get the cheap ones?
Are you serious?
That's the wind, really Jinxie
So Jinxie?
Me going downstairs is cheating
But I won't go downstairs again
I'll keep going up
Guys, walk downstairs.
That's it.
Yeah, we did.
We did, but you can go wherever you want, OK?
You got to just win two more, and that's it.
I mean, like Chad, if I go this, it's just it's over.
Like there's no way they win.
This could be fun, too.
No, there's no way.
I'm going to try this again.
I'm going to try this again.
Oh, what set up are you doing again?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
You guys going upstairs?
Yes, because that's a part of the agreement for the gift that you're going to give us.
I guess you got this.
Come on.
Oh yeah, wait.
Who said that?
I'm getting it.
Well, I thought you were putting a thousand gifts in.
Wasn't that the teal?
Put a thousand gifts in.
I never said that.
It was like a thousand gifts that we gave you because it's so important.
No, it was not.
It was a friendly challenge.
This was a friendly challenge.
You guys thought you'd win.
I told you you wouldn't win and now I'm winning.
You don't really seem friendly with how much you're yelling at the thing, so...
Yeah, guys, I'm just saying, guys, this game is- it's not a walk in the park.
This is like a hard game. Like, I- I'm not gonna win.
And I apparently have to humble Muda too. I don't know what's going on.
You have to humble the entire lobby.
Uh, Muda actually called you trash and I kind of agree.
Muda got 7-2 the one time he won, we won me.
So, if I trashed Mura, it's like the whole garbage can.
Do y'all have a rotation?
Yes.
Now, that's... that's good scene.
Well played, guys.
If you break speed, I'd shoot him.
mirror I locked up a little bit you make careful boys you're not gonna meet me
sounds like some tech that's illegal he's it's there it's there it's there that's good
It's there, it's there!
Let's get it, let's get it.
We're good.
I hate that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
Fuck, fuck!
Fuck, bitch!
I try, idiot.
Okay.
Wait, I see what I'm supposed to do here.
Are you stuck, Jinxie?
You need a little help.
Do you want me to open one of the doors for you?
Wow, I don't know what to do here.
This is tricky.
Oh
He's planting.
Fuck! No!
Is he planting?
No, no, I'm not.
I'm not planting.
I'm not planting.
I'm not planting.
I'm not planting.
No, no, no, no, no.
The bomb is used in initiated protection.
It uses.
You got it?
I knew.
Oh, wait.
You got it?
I forgot.
I forgot.
I forgot.
Sorry, I'm so excited.
Glory for sketch!
Wait, did you see that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's over.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wait, did you just keep-
Sketch, Sketch, you fucking bot!
Lordy for Sketch, you're going in!
Sketch, Sketch, I don't even care, I don't even care, I don't even care.
Oh my god, oh my god, we've won, we won, we won.
Holy shit!
All right guys, I'm gonna go upstairs to get you.
He did, he did.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's only one person to show it.
I like that, I like that a lot.
It's two of us.
Kesha, you didn't even get the kill.
They call us smart and smarter.
I don't know what to do, chat, what do I do?
The sacks are getting bad, it's getting bad,
I don't know what to do.
Ooh, we're about to tie it up, Chisky.
Okay, this, this, this, this, this, this, this.
Jack, how are you blown straight upstairs?
Muda told me all your tricks,
and she said that you always play
like pretty the same every time,
so you're really easy to read.
Muda's never beat me, where does this come from?
Well, he did yesterday. Muda beat me with
It's point honesty. I'm 7-2 to Mooda. 7-2 was a dog walk.
Alright, Mooda.
Come on, you can watch.
You can do your work.
Calm down.
Seeming a little upset is a thing.
I'm not upset. Mooda hasn't beat me in a 1v1.
You guys know the Stop Raider?
Yeah, he's from Attack on Titan.
and it looks sick yes yes yes god yes
we'll walk to you yesterday yep wait wait on me see it might be in English or
what you barely know how to speak English you say alright
yo can you grab all to the fucking rap order fuck it is
this is so dumb I read I got a really good he's there he's in the room this is
so dumb
It's ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I got this enough. You can't go nowhere.
He's so damn much. I just actually said, uh, why did I read to this?
Okay. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to go back in with the cams.
He's right there. He's right there.
Good call outs in it. Good call out.
Of course.
Let's go in first.
I'm going to go into the camera one more time.
Easy.
Easy. Where's that? Any good calls? You can push into this room.
You're left. You're good here. You're good here.
Not easy.
Okay.
Oh, he's in the hole!
Oh!
Good bomb!
Good bomb!
Oh, he's got a hit mark on him!
Watch the corners.
Yeah.
He's not right there.
Not right there.
You have a thing too, you can bro.
Do you have a watch?
I hear them.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, he looks like a fucking unit running through.
Do you guys even know that I...
Push side together!
Can I walk on this with the fuck is this right here?
What is that?
Did you get to a barbed wire?
I hit it? How do I break it again? I don't remember the button.
you have 25 seconds I'm gonna go so we got to go
I fucking don't know what the fuck
yeah it's not a fucking bro I forgot I could call
bro that's not a fucking joke
oh my god I totally forgot
it's not a real life
ass is 100 times
what do you mean we have to lock it
we have to lock it
You're not stabbing us from that distance.
What?
Dude, I walked right on top of you guys.
He walked right on top of us, we were barbed wire and he walked around.
All right, one more round.
Holy fuck, I fucking sold.
All right, what should I go last, chat?
What should I go last?
This could be fun.
Last, you're going to be playing another round.
No, it's wraps and wraps.
This could be fun.
I'll chat.
Come back, season.
Let's try this, let's try this.
OK, OK, sketch.
Sketch, we cannot let this happen.
What level are you again, Jinxie?
Huh?
What level are you again?
1,400, 1,000 is boarded.
Just kind of weird that you decided
to do attorney with people that never play the games,
like bullying, almost.
Watch, Jake, watch, watch, watch.
If he breaks through the doors, he's going to draft first, too.
Nope, I wouldn't do that.
What do you do that?
All right guys you guys have one more round good luck. We don't need luck
All right, technically I'm not shooting
You need technically you're not shooting
You'll see it.
You're not-
Run out of it!
Oh, fusing does not count!
Technically, I'm not shooting, so...
Rules have been followed up.
Okay, you're fusing.
Bazzara.
Silly, he's like the heaviest part of the game!
He's got a shield!
Technically, I'm not shooting! I'm not shooting, so...
I mean, we didn't say no shield.
Alright, it's gonna come up. 1v1.
Oh, no.
You can shoot me instead. It'll work, it'll work.
He's behind you!
Nice shield.
Okay, Jinxie.
It's going to be interesting. You're keeping your distance. Not playing horrible.
Casey? Are you breaking in?
Everything's going to be alright.
Casey?
Casey?
Watch out for an infuse. He's coming to the door. Watch the door.
Casey?
He's coming from this side.
I said
This is he comes where are you? Where are you?
We'll me to tell you where I am
That's all you to know
I'm going to go get him.
Oh, my God, I got out!
Oh, my God, I got out!
I'm going to get out!
All right, now you're dead.
Now you're dead.
He's watching this side.
Now you are dead.
I like that point.
I should have laid under the window and then if she offsets his dad
Oh, yeah, what do you think about it, though?
What operator was that, by the way,
just so I could know for future?
Fuse, fuse, fuse, fuse, fuse.
OK, thank you.
Really?
It's actually kind of a close game here.
What are you going to do?
Let's see.
What are you doing?
OK, Marlon, sketch.
Remember the thing I told you before?
It's the same as this time.
What is it?
the thing like, oh, they, when he deff it,
well let me think, let me think, let me think, let me think,
oh fuck Jack, check the thing is, if I go echo
and they shoot the cams, they're just gonna win
and they're smart enough to do that.
Like they're not like level zeros.
Maestro could be interesting, but I don't know.
I don't know.
Fenrir.
Not, I think they are, no, I think they are smart enough
to shoot it. I'm not even gonna lie. Bro, and if I go to attack on the last round, I'll
actually lose. I'm not even kidding. I'm not kidding. I think I should go pulse and just
like get a scared to see four kill and see if I can win a 1v1 post plant. All right,
good luck guys.
I was just strategizing. I was just strategizing my child a little bit.
You were, oh, you were strategizing.
Bobble, Bobble, Bobble, Bobble.
Who are you being?
It's illegal.
I'm not doing anything illegal.
This is all legal.
I didn't know you had a study of evidence.
I'm going upstairs first.
I'm impressed with you guys.
You guys are playing trap operators
and you're actually like keeping your distance.
You guys playing good.
Secure the bombs.
You guys playing better than I thought you'd play.
But I'm going to end the game now.
I'm going to keep on looking at the bomb,
looking at the bomb.
Now, where did you put the bombside?
Just be honest.
Are you right?
I told you, I'm not a liar.
I said up, we're going up.
I'm not going down again.
We already said that, that should be a wife
on one of the ground.
10 seconds, ma'am.
You guys never said that.
Bomb location compromised.
You went by 4 seconds.
You stayed in 5 seconds to insertion.
Well, my rules are not upstairs only.
My rules are any bomb.
Bomb located by off force.
So we have no decision on the mission.
I'm not saying you have no decision.
I'm just saying that wasn't a rule.
I'm just going to move right or just wrap it right on top of it.
Like if you guys would have said to only go upstairs,
I would have like did that.
You didn't say that.
Win the game.
Hang on.
Your fate ends today.
Your fate ends this round right here.
Wait.
Oh, no, no, we're good.
Think about it.
All you guys got to do is get inside and plan.
That's it. Get inside and play.
I mean, you're going to lead the charge faster.
I can do that.
Don't worry about it.
Dixie, where are you hanging out?
I'm falling out of here.
And Dixie, if you're downstairs, this is not count.
I just want to tell you that right now.
OK.
So we're making rules that if he's downstairs, OK.
Hold on, guys.
Wait, these are bad calls.
No, no, I'm not.
I'm saying the site can only.
Oh my god.
I can be anywhere.
The site is only upstairs from now on.
So now we gotta push this, bro.
I could be anywhere, though.
Just run here, everyone.
I am, I am, I am.
Keep an eye on that.
I'm already remaining.
The fuck was that?!
the rules were I can't shoot the rules were I can't shoot am I crazy yes you
You are!
Sina, you got scared? You should have stuck it!
No, no, no, that's what you let me do!
No, you should have stuck it! You should have stuck the plan!
Now you're cut! Cut it here!
Sounds like a flaw.
Hey, you these guys, nice play with each other.
The rules, we had one rule stacked!
I can't shoot. That was the only rule.
Oh, okay.
The same thing is shooting right there.
Bawr!
Because it is a weapon.
Sina, whatever you do, don't get scared.
You got scared, Sina. You got scared again.
Sina, you keep getting scared. Just plant. Just plant. Don't be scared. Don't be scared. Just plant.
Huh?
You'll win. You'll win. Trust me.
I'm not scared at all. I'm not scared.
I don't know. You could have won.
I have 15 seconds.
10 seconds to go.
Yes!
Eliminated.
Yo, you can use that.
What is bullshit about that?
You said I was only...
No, I said, I didn't say that.
I said, I'm not gonna shoot.
I said I'm not gonna shoot.
That's what I said.
Oh.
Look at our kills.
Can we get a club service in here?
Okay, okay, Jinxie GG's guys
Guys I won I won I have to humble Buddha now, but yo like GG's though
Here's a thing though you could have auto in seven, but you did it so like you know what I mean
Yeah, you guys are better than I thought I mean like so that you were dodging games and shit
I was actually kind of surprised also you guys play both you guys going cap can thorn you guys being like as friends
just possible. I just avoided them every round. I didn't I didn't go and don't
but I'm adding mood into this call so he can talk shit to you because I need to
hear you say he didn't do as good. Muda, Muda, if you're watching, pick up please.
I'll fucking ask the game channel, okay? No, no, no, it's fine. Okay, to be fair,
sketch Marlon, both of you are on, I got, I got three of the kills you got two.
We didn't do bad. That's not bad. That's not even bad. Yeah, I got to kill them
That's insane. I've never touched control of my life. Yeah, but Marlon, okay, you didn't get a kill. Yes
I don't really think you ever said the rules in which you weren't gonna use
Yo, yo, what happened bro?
Do we make you proud?
Sina how the fuck did everything I tell you go out through one ear and out the other?
How you lost a jigsaw and just a fucking knife and does Marlon even know how to pick up a fucking controller
Marlon, he does not know he doesn't Marlon have you ever
Mother have you ever have you ever picked up a controller and you're fucking 20 something years of fucking
Actually think that if it was just me and sketch Marlon no offense your crates, but it was just me and sketch
I think that we would have won what if we what if we to be to murder like you you could either get on a
Team with sketch or sit up and I can either get on a team with sketch or sit at week to be to see who a better
Better leader is up there teammate. Okay, actually okay. I'm done
Yeah
I'm telling you
You know some psychological fucking warfare shit, Muda, Muda, Muda, I swear.
And, and, and, you just made a model and stream like 2 days ago,
so if anything, you should have good chemistry with them, you guys are both ass, yo, mom.
Is there anything you do, other than like play basketball and be 6'9", like,
and you never put them on control in your fucking life?
How does that make, how does that make any sense?
No, I'm so pissed.
What did you do on your, what did you do on your free time while you were growing up,
that you never, you never played video games?
like maybe step outside shot a little basketball
move my body he turns it he became six three with eight percent body fat and
that's all he knows how to do that's it like oh my god bro
are you good at school but you're more like you at school
no okay all right don't laugh too hard because you said you work there at school
you know what i mean i was it but i was gonna play video games
like are you six three no i'm six foot i'm six foot
Okay, yeah, I mean, okay, Marlin might okay Marlin might maug but like when it comes to video
Like I feel like everyone should go to play video games, bro
I think I'm flex
Marlin shut the fuck up Marlin doesn't know how to use any of his abilities
FUCKING FAKE ANYTHING!
He didn't use any abilities!
He fell down from the window and I had to fucking heal him, Muda!
What the fuck do you want me to do?!
Muda, he's not even from here!
Fuck, thank you!
Muda, oh wait, so okay, Muda, I think your teammate, in my opinion, should be Sketch slash Marma.
I'm not gonna lie, that's a good team, bro!
Yeah, that's a good team!
That's a coachable good team!
I would take Sin 100%, bro.
I wanna take Sin out, what?
Whoa whoa whoa!
Slow down and slow down, slow down!
Slow down, slow down!
Nice!
Wait, wait I'm not last picked!
So, why don't we just flip a coin
and then whoever wins gets to pick their teammate?
You have to take a stick!
Oh my god, I know your low key.
Know that Sin is better,
because I know you're smart.
I'm not stupid I know you think Sin has a signal.
Wait, do you guys think I'm better?
Do you think I'm better?
Wait, Muda, catch your tails.
We don't think you're better, we just know that.
Okay, heads, heads, heads, heads.
Dale Sin, all right, hey Pernar.
Flip a coin heads of tails.
Alright, let's do this.
Flipping the coin right now, it's heads.
Alright, J.C., alright.
Did you pick tails?
What? I picked heads.
What? I'm not a one-up coin flip with Bernard.
I'm not even kidding.
Okay, Muda.
Who do you want your teammate to be?
I don't want anything with Bernard.
Well, I would pick 100% Senna.
I mean, so might as well make a sketch slash Marma.
Yeah.
but boy that's so unfair bro i feel like that's so unfair i feel like that's so unfair
very important the slash there is very important the slash there is
because marlin doesn't know how to do anything other than fucking shoot a basketball
it was definitely a good one it was
look bro look uh okay okay okay can we do like a different map or do you want to do organ
okay we can do we can do any okay we can do organ
Sketch, why don't you say Sketch?
You direct the show, you have to be brought to Lime Ice
following me.
All right, let's go, let's do Oregon.
I'm gonna invite, so wait, my teammate is,
so I get, okay, so it alternates every round.
All right, all right.
Jason, can you just lead us to the second line?
Lead us, wait one second, Mark.
Okay, so the Muna, me and you are on the team, right?
Yeah, but Mark, you gotta like listen.
Yeah, yeah, like his bolt.
I'm not gonna lie, so the only reason I don't do it
is because you actually know how to listen to him.
Sketch, to be honest,
I do listen!
Sketch, you know what?
Sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch!
No, don't say that because during the Rocket League
he took his headphones off because he didn't want to listen to James.
No, no, Mooda, Sketch will listen to you.
He won't listen to me.
He'll intentionally not listen to me.
No, no, no, because I'm not lying.
Sketch, he listened to the Ballard tournament
and he won the video.
He's the one who put it down on Mooda Dirt.
Sketch, it was a better teacher.
Be your drink, to be honest.
You!
Alright.
I mean, what the fuck is this shit?
Bro, Sketch!
I can't teach you if you take off your headset every time I say a word
Yeah simple just listen guys just listen please
I'm gonna don't worry. I am listening
You're a terrible coach Jin see I don't fuck yourself dude. I'm not a terrible coach brown. Yo
What's your name Jack?
Jack Frost, indeed, with a big nose.
That is a big nose, don't you like?
What's your name?
Wait, how does Mullin not have a big nose?
But what the fuck?
Senna, what are you telling Mullin?
What do you mean?
But you're the only one that's ever told me about Mullin.
She told me a lot of things.
What do you mean?
You have a big nose.
You're actually weird, Senna.
You're actually weird.
You have a big nose?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Muda, you don't have a big nose, Muda.
Who told you that?
Thank you, JXC.
No, JXC, I appreciate you, bro.
Well, for the average shielding.
That's awesome, yeah.
Yeah, for taking the law of averages.
Yeah, it's like, yeah.
Muda, you don't have a big nose.
I don't know who told you that.
Muda, Master Jack's not online, bro.
Are you yanking my chain here?
No, no, I'm not yanking your chain.
I just, bro, last time I was online, someone added me with a name that was insane,
bro.
So, here it is.
I'm glad you sketched.
I'm glad I did you.
Okay.
by the way if anybody wants it's unedited what no if it's this is it the
fucking wait that he's not edited that that's not a that's
I'm editing, isn't that crazy?
Shies, so he's shies.
What did she say?
This is litter-
This is litter-
This is litter-
Marlon, I swear on my leg when everything I love is edited.
Wa-la-y is edited.
And what actually do you think that's edited?
That looks really-
Wa-la-y is edited.
Wa-la-y is edited.
What's that?
That looks real, bro.
That looks real.
Bro, that's fucking Flint Lockwood.
That's not me.
Right.
That is a nice-
That's a good-
That's a good-
That's a good-
That's a good-
That's a good-
That's a good-
Yes, I was in my chat earlier. They were asking for a lot
What I've got if you sketch I've added you
All right, yo, we got this guy sketch I'm out of you. Oh
My god, we're gonna throw this jinxie a hundred little hundo bro. I don't know if I want to bet on this bro
I have Marlon on my team
Nothing big in your sketch.
Like, Marlin, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
I don't even...
Marlin, you play games like it hurts.
I'm not explaining it like...
No, that's not safe.
Bro, I see Marlin wrong.
It's painful.
No, like, actually, though.
Actually, actually.
Marlin, if you put you in 2K,
would you play good though, Marlin?
If he puts you in 2K?
No, bro.
His main game is FIFA,
and I beat him in that!
Oh, my...
He beat you in FIFA?
Yes, that's his main game!
Marlin what what's your main game what's your main game is sit up?
You fucking both of you jigs why don't we just do a 2v2 against them, and I'm on your team
Yeah, that's fair
Coughing baby versus atomic bomb
Oh
Hey sketch, I invited you eight minutes ago by the way
I saw this clip where you didn't even know your own gamer tag. I didn't make any sense
You're it you're it
I'm gonna click the shuffle button until it gives us a team, okay. We did what do you mean wait it gave us catch it
You saw that
Okay, fine
Give me sit out that I do a hundred gifted yeah, okay?
I'm down to have more than I'm
down to have more than as long
as there's no gifted on.
All right, fine. No gift.
Sure.
Sketch also plays a little bit
more than me.
So I feel like he can play.
Yeah.
The thing is, he's on.
He'll have a, he'll be good.
I've played.
Great job.
Should I put a hundred?
Get it on it.
So who's the team?
Your teammates moved up, bro.
Hey, don't worry.
I will lay you down.
Are we all shooting?
Are we all shooting?
Oh, we're all shooting.
Yes.
Fuck you, you're a big stick, I think, pretty sick.
I said, I'm going to be honest, it can't physically
get any worse than Marlon.
So I think even whatever you do is fine.
The game is over, Tom.
Just stick.
Marlon.
Marlon, Marlon, Marlon, Marlon, Marlon, Marlon.
Marlon, Marlon, Marlon, you are the worst video game
player of all time.
Are we doing shotguns?
Yes, we're live.
I'm doing shotguns.
Alright, I'm done, bro.
Yeah!
Aww.
That all clear is great.
You can play that off like-
I know, I know, I play-
I play around-
Sketch, sketch, sketch!
Sketch, what character do you play?
Sketch, what character do you play?
I play a plumber of them.
Jesus.
So, Muda, 100 gifted, 100 gifted, right?
What?!
Hold on, hold on.
Can I get on the-
I'll throw in 100 gifted, too.
Okay, five 100 gifted.
Ah, no, you just did the wrong pugi though.
No, no, no, no, no!
I thought you won usually, Muda?
I was down for 100 gettys, but now that I've sketched a little tier.
He won yesterday with SPOIT on his team. That is a good one.
I took it once, guys, five times.
Yeah, but it's simple and SPOIT's telling you what to do.
Muda, he's telling you where we are, telling you what to do.
Buddy! Muda, you'll never be being a 1v1 as long as you play this game!
You'll never be better than me, Muda!
Okay, but I will claim that 1v1 soon. I promise. I will.
So I just play however you want to play.
If you understow in a fucking game, bro, you should have locked in a fucking hole.
Oh shit, I'm already seeing the vision.
A bomb, fucking located, and abused.
Okay, are you ready?
Alright, so no gifted, right? No gifted.
Alright, by the way, just for fun.
Just for fun, just for fun.
Fine, fine, fine, fine.
You're lucky, bro, because I wanted money on the line.
I mean, you're lucky because I was...
I listen, I'll throw some on.
scared Moodle like it's hard.
Good round guys.
Okay, is your nose always stuffier though?
You're a fucking idiot.
What?
Who the fuck are you?
You're a fucking gay!
This kid is bottom.
This kid is bottom.
He's bottom.
This kid is bottom.
This kid is bottom.
All you gotta do is kill Rooney.
It's a one little step.
Sina, if you breathe on a Rooney's eardrums,
she'll die.
Sina, you got this.
Sina, I'll tell you when they're here.
Here, here, here, here, here.
Sina, Sina, Sina, Sina, Sina.
Okay, okay, hold on I'm trying to do he's walking at you that's walking at you. It's sketch three kill
Oh
Okay
Okay, okay, JZJZ, focus, focus.
No, no, no, no! Don't bend that guy.
Bend out, bend, bend, bend.
Excuse me! Bend, excuse me, just get that.
I should have told you that he was...
Stop, stop, bend, excuse me!
I said don't do that.
Okay.
Thanks, Scott.
Yeah, it's kind of on you.
But I'll... I'll lock it in this fight.
All right.
So all you're gonna do is just play whatever I'm gonna play
and just play confident.
That's it. So I got...
Oh my god.
Demon is...
Yo, Marlon! Marlon, Marlon, Marlon!
Oh, wait, you have Marlon now!
You have Marlon, I forgot.
It's Marlon!
Did you forget about like the other end of the deal?
I forgot about Marlin!
Oh my God.
All right, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin.
Well, we need to win this.
Let's go, let's go, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin,
Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin,
Marlin, Marlin, Marlin.
What's your favorite operator to play, Marlin?
Yeah, he doesn't know.
Sit down, he doesn't know.
He doesn't know what's on here.
Hey, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin.
Marlin was symmetry, that's not real.
Oh, okay, all right.
All right, here, that's a good one.
I think you're doing quite well, Marlin.
I'm gonna be honest your operating selection is actually good right now. That's actually good
We said that never barricade that's okay never barricade that oh, sorry sorry no you're gonna hear it
It's just learning experience. It makes it matter easy. All right, so it's sitting next to me at all times. All right
Thank you once I let me put everything in the door first
It's close it's close care care once I was like
Don't know
You got it, how to get to right
right? Just get back in the garage.
I'm gonna get this, like I do.
He's actually in the garage.
Get him.
Muta, you obviously know how to get inside, right?
Pull the back, Muta. Pull the back, Muta.
Sit down. I'll make a rotation so it makes sight easier for us to move through.
That way, it's made easier for us to move through.
But the person who doesn't know the rotations again.
It makes it the worst site. It's easier for us to walk around in.
Behind us, behind us, behind us!
Oh no!
Go down behind us!
Go down!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
What's behind us? Both beds!
Go down!
Don't peek, okay?
Okay.
It's in a good shit, good shit.
No, no, you got him down, you got him down. I just finished him.
Ooh, what?
No, you killed him, you killed him.
Oh, I have that freaking de-smote.
Game of just hide in the corner.
You're good.
You have to plant a member.
Come on, Muda.
Sina, literally just hide in the corner.
He has to plant.
I'm fucking just sitting here.
Who's behind the truck, Marvin?
Oh, but uh, come on.
Trust me, I'm not scared.
So maybe come here, maybe, if you can.
Like, if you can get close to the door, do your thing.
You're moving like a LeBron.
I'm going to right you up, you up, you up, you up, you see him?
That's it, that's it.
That's easy kill.
That's easy, that's easy for you.
You're doing great.
Just stay right there.
Way better.
Scared, Muda?
I know the band listen. I know the band. I know the band. I know the band
I'm gonna meet shield it. It's not even you chill. It's like sit up. We said okay
He's attacking it right so like he has to
He has to plan to release the route simple it's that's
More than a style fall, bro, you you die to a trap ball, right?
I
Just said I didn't kill him did he have the cap can trap no yeah, he did and then and then I shot him
Oh, I thought that was you that took him down so they got a full kill. I didn't even get in the sense
You full kill. Oh, yeah, so he walked into my cap can wait. Yeah, I don't like these cars
But I'm gonna hear you guys. I didn't bother. I didn't bother to my own coms
I didn't bother to my own you want to be separate cops. I'm so fucking I
You know what you want to you want to it's up to you
I'd like to infantry or come sometimes
Okay, you want to hear yourself losing no, no, I want to hear when you'd say
Company's gonna come to me center comes, you know, I don't know. I don't know what to do
Strategy with cap can all the time is I don't know how to play so I put the bombs in random places and people don't expect
No, that's fine. Captain's probably the best off a new player can play. Just let's get three kills
That's what my dad plays. He just plays captain
Leason's good too. Don't be good too like don't catch me for
I'm gonna be honest. I don't even know that but wait what is so could be is she gonna get nervous?
Oh my god, you're right. We know she is gonna get her how do you know that I?
Yeah, I play offline. I try to learn boss. No, yeah, don't be getting nerve. I can't believe you know that yeah
She's like now when you call it calls everybody, but yo, yo, I didn't know this was a fucking yeah, it's on bro
Yeah, I asked you about that.
Come on boys, let's get him, they can't get you on here.
Okay, I'm gonna...
I told you.
I
Said a user can't be called again
You said what you should like me golf again. I I gotta wait
Fuck Oreo, okay, here we go. Give another one, right? I'm doing it
We used both of them?
Yep.
Oh, oh, oh.
He got a one.
Do you know where he is right now?
He's right like, uh.
Where are you, Sketch?
Give me a call.
I have a drone there that you can see.
It's like in that room where you go in the window,
they're like right behind that barbed wire.
They're literally looking at that door.
Sketch, we set.
We set, we set, we set, Sketch, we set.
He's gonna have to come up.
Sketch, sit in a corner and just don't move.
And hold that.
Yes, hold it.
You're holding.
He's on my pick.
He's in where you were.
Okay, Jixie, if you peek around that wall, he's right on the other side of that wall.
So don't turn that corner because he's waiting.
Now wait for a plant sound.
What the fuck outta here bro?
Why are you holding Jixie?
Why are you holding?!
Oh, I forgot I couldn't pick. I'm sorry Jixie, that was my fault.
No, no, I knew he was there.
I don't even know if it matters really. I guess been like this. No, no, no, no, band this.
Oh wait, yeah, you're right. He's just gonna spam that. He's just gonna spam that.
fuck you fuck you
Marlin you were supposed to pull Marlin why that's the only way you just made this
So much harder for no this is great this is great Marlin I like that you that's good coms
Bro, I love others just four cameras on my fucking streamer like what even is this
Wait, who's wearing a helmet who has a house someone has a helmet on
It's probably Marlon
Marlon you have a daytime helmet
For what
You're a musician
I
Think they're good to know I did not know this
Because it makes it where you can actually move around in the site
Okay, oh wait. What are you doing me? They do
You know where are you by chance don't even worry though
Don't even worry about a sweetheart
Nice one, dude.
Nice!
Not that we just stood there the most.
Just hold this, hold this for now, hold this for now.
He's gonna throw a C4 on top of this, so be careful.
What's that noise?
It's a no map.
If you walk into it, I'm locked on the floor.
to see it. I see it. I see it. I see it. Watch that bomb. Watch that bomb. That's me.
That's a good hit. Yes. Bang. Be careful in a second. It's moving really good.
I'm going to come through here.
OK.
Fuck.
I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it.
It's OK.
It's OK.
You don't want to do it.
I just do it.
I just do it.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
I'm going to check.
You spoke all of our drones.
I'm not going to hit you.
She's a piece of deck.
Please.
I'm right here, Santa.
Two of them.
OK.
OK.
She's got a adrenaline.
Santa, do you have a shotgun?
Uh, I think so.
I
Know this thing hold my pink hold my pink I'm planning
Just hold just hold my
I'm hit, I'm hit, I'm hit, he's on the corner, on the corner, he's on the corner, he's on the corner.
Get the fuck off me, Muda, get the fuck off me, Muda, get the fuck off me, Muda.
Go.
He's got my fucking shot, run!
You're gonna get shot, run!
Sit down, bitch.
Let's go, let's go!
Yeah!
Thank you, JXC!
Alright, now we have to, we haven't beat them with sketch yet though, we have to beat them with sketch.
Okay.
That's the thing sketch sketch has way more hours of me like I played for like two hours total
Okay
Skip, Aruni, the fuck is Aruni?
It's Moody's main, bruh.
All right, let me think here, let me think.
Moody's main for a week, by the way.
He lied to me, he told me he's been playing this game
for eight years.
Who did, who did?
Moody did.
Bah, now Moody's been playing for like a week.
Two weeks.
Pretty good for two weeks, though.
I'm not gonna lie, no, gonna lie.
Okay, but isn't he already unranked?
How many hours is that to get to rank?
Oh, I don't even know.
Muda, how many hours do you have on the game?
Oh.
You got pretty good.
Pretty D.
Wait, how many?
26.
26 hours.
Just shot it today.
Hey, Vincent, how many hours do you have?
I don't even want to answer, bro.
Answer.
On my main account, probably like 18,000 or something.
You have 18,000 hours?
I'm main account probably.
Reinforce that, Reinforce that, Reinforce that, on my thing.
About four out of a quick.
Let me get that there.
Reinforce this, Reinforce this, can you reinforce this?
Where?
At that fucking thing, I changed the guy.
I think I changed the guy in a second.
Change the guy in that thing.
Five seconds to go.
Is there a way to know that we were there ahead of time?
Santa, when you get close to it, it'll go.
And you'll see the past.
When you get close to it, when you get close to it.
Stake in the high road
No way
I'm gonna see what the fuck happens!
I'm gonna see what the fuck happens!
You don't gotta spoil it anymore buddy!
You don't gotta spoil it anymore buddy!
You're so shit!
You're just, I am not your little mother mother.
I'm gonna see what the fuck happens!
Mother look top left, man that one. The guy that has the one on it.
Who do you want to bet? Who do you want to bet?
Okay, man.
Oh no!
Mother just don't press anything. Just don't press anything, mother.
Obviously, I want to say if you see the gameplay from that last round. Just know
smoke yourself
No, no, they
Never do that
Don't use smokes on doble use flat wait what
She wants
No, I'm not flash instead. Yeah flashes are like busted like flashes are broken
Okay, always use flashes always flashes. No split no win bro. What's good? What's good?
a little bit at least, like something.
What happened?
You're not going to do only two.
Ah, what?
Brian, you're using shotgun around you, fly baby!
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Marla, Marla, we're still going to win this.
We're still going to win this.
You let me one off of like a thing
that I didn't even know that was possible
because I forgot that character even existed.
You didn't know it was possible
because you're not going to the game?
Yeah, sit down.
You're not as good as Team Jakesy, is it, babe?
You're just not going to win.
Our team is better.
Our team is better.
If you were that good, you would know.
I forgot about the super shot again
She doesn't yes, there's another one down here
Slide it again
be careful be careful be careful be careful be careful he's rolling he's rolling
I'm just trolling.
Smoking mags.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Keep going in your voice.
Come on, we're a pair of...
Come on, we're a pair of...
Careful, let's have...
Yeah, I got you going.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
You're shot at the move there.
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
Where you at? Where you at?
You're saying I stopped hiding and showing yourself. Stop hiding.
I mean, hiding is the thing. If you were good at the game, like, I don't even hide.
What do you want? What do you want? Right now. Right now.
Okay, where you at? Where you at?
Yeah, well, well, well, well, well, well.
You already know where you're on that. Come on.
Well, just show yourself there. I mean, you know where I'm at, obviously.
I like that nuts again. I like it a lot.
Now, here's the thing, Marlin. You would have let me kill you, right?
I think as I go, I fucking want to win.
Welcome to the siege! Welcome to the siege!
That was my no win! That was my no win!
Move out, move out. Can you do it, though?
I
Last one wait is it marked or sketch is it mark?
Yeah
First round for the giga sketch. Yes. Where am I going because I got you
So are you seeing a shotgun?
I know I'm using whatever okay, don't use the shotgun up on that shot
And I thought there's no more body mood. I got it
He's upstairs, he's upstairs, mother, he's upstairs, mother.
Sit up, sit up, all you have to do is...
Mother, I will personally hand you $10,000 to do with the sound.
Sit up, all you have to do is just let him walk in. You'll kill him.
I'm just gonna sit inside. You'll kill him. Just let him walk in.
Up for it, located at bottom.
To your left, to your left, mother, to your left, mother, to your left, mother.
Oh, my God.
Good fucking shit, mother.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Shit, sit up!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Wait, did, did I take him down?
I did, I did see, I did see, I did see.
I guess someone
You're not good at any game it doesn't matter how many hours you have on it, so just give it up
It's like come on you could never be as good as that
No, no, you still got the kill though cuz even if you knock somebody even if somebody
It doesn't matter. You suck at the kill.
It's two four and you boy you are you are so shit. You are actually so shit go back to that
Yo, go mazzi go mazzi go mazzi go mazzi go mazzi go mazzi go mazzi go mazzi go mazzi go mazzi
Jixi Jixi I love how good we are yeah
Yo, I think I did a death bit or something
are you going to get a little stressed or a little stressed?
stretch, stretch, I added you, stretch, I added you, I need you to
put it in the box so you can have the C4 as good, you got to watch C4
stretch, I added you, I added you, I need to talk to you like an ad to the pro
stretch doesn't know how to open discord in such a call, so you're screwed
and sin does not read the dietician fan, so I got to get to C4
stop my foot, don't do not, do not laugh at that
do
alright, come on, put two, we're good, we're good
are you fucking serious, are you serious?
no, no, I'm just, I'm sorry, we're not 10, come on, we got this
go
We're just one message uh sketch
But if you want to go to a separate column coat that's fine brats and I would love to but I don't think
Oh, Muna, you don't have a sloy, you're not ever gonna beat me bro, you're never gonna
beat me in this game, ever, ever, ever in this game, never, you'll never beat me, you
can tell the rest of your life on this game, you'll never beat me Muna!
Sit the fuck down Muna, don't ever beat me, you understand me boy?
Don't ever beat your daddy, don't ever beat your daddy Muna, don't ever beat
I
Watch out, Center. Hold that. Hold that. Pre-kill, Center.
Okay.
I waited this year.
Pre-kill.
Oh, oh, oh.
You trying to walk, eh?
Get out, get out!
Get out, get out, get out!
No, get me a brother! Get out!
Get a brother, dog!
Mooda! Get that brother!
Weeding me!
Mooda!
Why are you weeding me?!
Mooda! Why are you weeding me?!
You morons!
Stay inside like a little bitch!
Yeah.
We're we supposed to do that information guess I fucking own you you have how many hours on this game you don't own me
I did it that round
I'm just saying bro. You have sport on the team. It's
Five to two you think you can turn it around
Okay, so this is my field. This is what I do.
You're a s**t, you're a s**t.
F**k! You took my teammate, you f**king cheater!
Bro, and then, no, I took your teammate, and then you said, alright, hero gifted, okay?
Then you won the first round, you got an ego, but I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it!
And now you're regretting it, bro!
You won't even have to wager, but your ego is so big!
No big, but I used to suck at this game!
Do I gotta tell you that?
You fucking suck!
You're gonna stop hitting me at the same time!
10 seconds.
I'm gonna have a game of the town.
I appreciate the drones, guys. Much love, man.
I appreciate the drones, guys.
Much fucking love.
I thought you could smell the balls.
Sit the fuck down.
Hey, hey, welcome to the city.
Yeah, I like that.
Ever think you're on the same level being the same ever again.
But you want to use your SPOILER TEAM?
My grandma couldn't get it.
Marlin, if you win this, like actually a thousand.
Yeah, I'm not gonna go the other day.
Yeah
Marlin what are you doing?
You're just standing in the doorway Marlin
Yo, uh, no question for you how many rounds did I first pick you?
You're a real piece of shit.
Muda, is that the fourth round?
Muda, why are you so quiet, Muda?
Oh, God, fuck you guys.
Muda, is that the fourth round?
We didn't have to wait you, but you're like,
ah, put a hundred guests on it.
You won one round, bro.
To be fair, I was on your team, and for some reason
you said, oh, maybe it's on balance,
so then you screwed yourself. I could have been on your team.
Sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch.
Stay inside the entire time, sketch.
Stay inside the entire time.
rounds in a row I think it's four I should be one of you guys that's it
four times in a year with split coaching yeah yesterday's yesterday but
today is today yeah the low coaching doesn't have a big difference bro
pro players telling you where I am every second yeah I kind of helped right
but you're in our ear and you told us that you're in our ear bro I need a
definitely I need a definitely I need social distance I need social distance before I break my fucking PC like my PC on fucking fire bro
He's supposed to be our fucking coach!
Your coach can't stay alive past the first minute, Brown. The shit's over.
Bro, no, Brown.
Mootus, new to the game.
Okay, I would never say it to his face, but he's really good for oil puns of the week.
Yeah, no, he has, yes, yes. I told him the same thing.
A bomb must be located and defused.
But to a safe, then he's fucking trapped.
Coming in safe.
Skechers calling out to your son, Luna Devin.
I'm calling out for Marlin too.
Is he gonna watch the door or walk on the ground?
Watch the door.
Okay, sorry.
No, no, you're gonna be good again.
You never need to do that on the ground.
Yeah, my fault.
I can I can I can
Whoa that's sick
What the ass church?
Yeah, I'm calling, I'm calling
Is that a joke?
Can we call a gator if you can?
Oh I have to wait a little bit
How long, how long, how long?
Uh, 30 seconds.
Yeah, another 30 seconds or so, it's halfway.
Deleting, stilating, stilating.
I
Think now
Pushing pushing all tomorrow here pushing in sight
Bro
I just did I just did my last one
I hit him once I hit him once
The diffuser is now secured good game
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, oh my god.
Bro, I could have just re-fired, I could have just re-fired.
Oh my god.
I should have just re-fired, I should have just re-fired.
Get past that shot, guys!
I mean, Sina, it's six to three, I mean, it's over.
Yeah, he has to carry someone for a spot.
What about Sina? What'd you say?
I said he's got to carry Marlon, because you're playing.
He'd literally have to fucking carry.
He'll honestly play blind it would be better than you
Oh, you oh see me do you hear that you're too big to troll in the whole time
Wait, no part of your food on us
All right, you got it bro y'all got this shit, I mean I spawn peeked and I thought so two rounds
I died by one C4 and a spawn peak like and then one time he fucking crashed in
Usain Bolt and killed me when I wasn't even though so that's three rounds. I died by bullshit
I mean it is game sense, but like
More than they should more than follow sorry
I got you both I you're not you're right buddy reds it's I don't know but I'm fucking
the fuck is your right here follow me where you are speaking doesn't matter
I don't know he's on cams yeah you know the respond in front so chill chill inside
A4 has located a bomb.
That's my look-out spot.
My second look-out spot.
This is the time to spot and see my girl too.
I'm not gonna lie right here.
I knew it.
Look over to view in any sketch.
Fuck.
bro why do you keep doing that bro?
oh my god
get the fuck out of my game
bro you said you were using shotgun only
yeah
so mura how did i get this place?
how did i get this place thank you mura
mura you did say what you did say
yeah mura you did say a hundred gift
You didn't have to, but you did when it was 1-0.
He was really excited about 100 gifted as a thing.
Yeah.
So, Buddha, any other wagers you want to do?
Yes, bro.
1v1, 1v1, 100 gifted.
Oh, you're going to lose another 100 gifted?
No, no, no, no.
Because I don't know.
1v1, 100 gifted.
You want to be one me one week ago when I had
One hour on the fucking why don't we up the stage bro. Let's do like 200 gifts in
Okay, now he's trying to suffer you in Mudo you're not gonna beat me bro
It like you can play your whole you're never gonna be you're never gonna beat me it won't be one never
It's not possible. You don't have the hour. He is saying never is a thing like you could just I
I personally wouldn't take that mood if I was you personally what's what you get to what's what you get to
$1,000
dollars
What are you could okay, but it's okay, but there's no there's no answer but right like I can't say no no shotguns
That's it's lame. You know just straight up over you on that set up on you all
I mean, I don't know.
What would be one you for a
hundred gifted?
Yes, I should be one of you on
this game.
I'm not.
I'm.
I'm.
I'm so much less hours than
him.
Isn't that bad for me?
I don't know who would win.
No, no, no, no.
We're talking about nothing
matter of fact.
Sketch doesn't play that much
and Sina, you're on mouse.
That's not controller.
I mean, that could.
You do it.
I hate my ego fuck you I want to think that's so bad
How am I supposed to fucking know this guy's C4 under shit bro like how the fuck am I supposed to know?
Actually don't even know how you put C4 on
Let me know
Can you make me a party leader?
You all start your own game, so we don't have to set everything up.
Yeah, you're already, wait, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Do you guys want to 1v1?
You and Senna want to 1v1?
Yes, we want to do it with Lofi that we're in now.
OK, Senna, join this.
OK.
Wait, are you going to invite me to something different?
Don't go play your own Lofi.
Yes, yes.
OK, so should I leave this one?
Senna, I'm going to invite you to this Lofi.
Yeah, yeah, join this, join this, join this, join this, join this, join this.
and then you won't be able to sketch all right i'm curious to win that i actually don't know
i have like eight hours on the game he has like over a hundred right
sketch if you lose to me i genuinely i'm level 26 level like what 140 you can lose for 100
i know i gotta send you first otherwise it's gonna bounce in both of them oh
Are you fucking serious? Are you fucking serious?
Yo chat, W sketching the chat right now, coming in hot.
Re-subscribe. Are you fucking kidding me? You're kidding me.
I've been busy. Are you serious?
He's not even subscribed.
Are you subscribed to me?
Yes, I am. Of course I am.
You guys are both subscribed to me, obviously, right?
Never.
Fuck no.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, man, sketch with a hundred gifted.
With a hundred gifted.
Oh.
Wait, you just gifted more than a hundred?
Yeah, and I was going to take a hundred out of you.
Yeah.
So it was basically a win-win situation.
I wish I could take a hundred.
Oh, we're putting, wait, hold on, hold on.
We're putting money on this.
You're level one fucking 40.
I'm level 26.
Jenna, get on the other fucking gene.
Excuses.
Oh, shit.
You're right, my fault.
No more excuses.
How do we get?
But you're not even in this lobby dumbass or a spectator.
You're right.
How do I?
I'll put it between the match, between the match.
Get in the right one and then Mooda, Mooda,
Mooda, you move to spectator.
You do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do.
And then Jinxy will too.
You go to the other team.
All right, you guys are in the lobby, right?
Yeah.
Okay, me and Mooda all leave
and then Yawkin will be one.
Wait, why don't you go spectator, go spectator.
Okay, no, I didn't want to be I might only want to do
Come here. I mean, I wouldn't mind watching this one to me
I would not mind watching this mood. Do you want to watch this first and then we'll be one?
Can you meet me at 100 though at least
Bro, yeah, I don't never meet me. It doesn't matter. You'll never beat me
I just have more knowledge in the game, bro
But are you gonna meet me at 100 sure, bro, but here watch this game though. Watch this game
I'll commentate this game here. I'll be with the office. You're up in here
It's master Jack it's master Jack
Yeah, what is your name is your name Jack? It's master Jack master Jack
The meeting yeah that there is yep
Wait, no real name is Jack. No, it's it's Ahmed, but why you said Jack awful also name myself master Jack, bro
You named your gamer tag after jerking off.
All right, good luck.
Yo, skips.
Sit up for a sketch.
Sketch.
There's a score prediction here.
Sketch.
There's a score prediction.
I'm Mandarin.
Sketch, probably 7-2.
You're going to 7-2.
OK, what level are you, Sketch?
Bro, he knows shit.
I don't know.
Here's the thing.
Sketch is a higher level, but Sketch
doesn't really play.
Like, Sketch has randomly played Siege
over the last like nine years.
Sinni, you probably played more season sketch
in the last month.
Also, Sinni, your own mouse.
I'm actually gonna bet on, I don't know.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, this is the thing, you're gonna bet on me,
but if you're gonna do that,
I would recommend you do not look at
the mobile grounds during our last match.
Sketch, are you on a console?
Sketch, are you on PlayStation?
It's me and Marlin.
No, we're on Xbox.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You guys are switching off controller?
Yes.
OK, as soon as that's going to win.
I'm going to be as soon as that's going to win.
Yo, as soon as that's going to win.
Wait.
Yo, wait, wait, wait, listen, listen, listen.
Marlon, you are abomination to gaming!
Yeah, Mike, that was your intervention left.
Bane down in the middle of the mouth.
You understand me?
You understand me?
Brother, every time I mention my name,
you mention it.
It's all a sudden the problem, and I'm losing.
Sketch is just as bad of me, not worse.
Sketch!
That's a euphoria, Sketch.
So, Sketch.
Yo, chat, send a first sketch from Predictions.
We'll sketch slash Marlon.
We might want to rerun prediction because that change is absolutely fucking everything.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
You're Marlin is on the team.
You have to rerun it.
What are you gonna be now?
Sit up.
Holy fuck.
So it's it's sketch slash Marlin alternating versus Sina.
I'm going with Sina here.
I'm going to be honest.
Uh, Marlin again, bro.
Uh, you touching a controller as a war crime.
Dude.
Marlin, don't worry.
Who my first thing first?
This is sketch.
I think first.
We're not going to give you any intel of it.
Yeah, you're not even going to know who's starting who's not.
Yeah, it's Ronald McDonald's playing.
Yeah.
Where are you at now?
OK, so I won't be able to decide if you don't know at all.
What did you say?
No, no.
I don't know.
Defenders protect your body.
No, I just love your helmet on, right?
Your helmet's still on, just to make sure.
All right, Sina, let's see the skills here.
Oh.
OK.
Sina, I don't like, OK, I'm going to be honest.
Wow.
I don't know if you should use...
Actually, this is fine. This is fine. This is good for the site.
Alright.
Alright, alright, let me mute. Let me mute.
Alright, alright, alright. You are- Yeah, you are-
Oh God, there he is. Oh my God. Oh, shit.
I was gonna be able to coach Marvin too.
Alright, I'm meeting.
Yes, attack. We have...
Sinnoh!
You have a load?
Sinnoh is level 26.
come in this world alone and you're going to leave alone, okay?
Really, Sketch?
Yeah, Sketch is mine.
How's she not dead?
How is she not dead?
Sketch is straight up wallbender.
This is definitely Sketch, because like, Marlin would not even be doing this.
Okay, Sina probably knows he's on the window.
Wait, Sina made a rotation?
Wow.
Fucking instantly applied that.
Okay, Sketch is gonna go back to the big window.
Yeah, Sketch actually kind of knows what he's doing.
What?
Did he almost blast himself?
Wow! I know only one thing can stop it!
A castle, a castle, yeah. Bro, Sketch just implemented my own strap. That was actually, like, insane.
What are you fucking doing?
I can't seem to do that!
I'm sure you got it now.
Uh, Sina, once the diffuser is planted, it's kinda just over, cause once he gets on the roof, you can't see him.
Wow! Sketch saw that clip. That's crazy.
Alright, 1-0!
Nice study.
I didn't ban anyone, I panicked.
I panicked!
So now Marlon has the controller, right?
No, I do not.
What?
What?
But this is banned.
I think Marlon has the controller.
No, it's not banned.
It's just your defense.
Sketch, that was, I'm going to be honest, Sketch.
That was the coolest thing I've seen you do in this game, bro.
He really just knew.
I was even trying.
How the fuck was I supposed to know he was going to do that?
You're not, you're not.
It's just, if he knows that, it's just GG.
You have to deny him for planning. Once you plan to trap, sketch, well-planned.
Okay, but now I know who I know.
Yeah, please.
Well-planned.
What do you mean Muda is calling Floyd?
Are you? Or is it Marlon?
What do you mean Muda is calling Floyd?
Say what?
Now, here's the thing. If that was sketch, then I know it has to be Marlon because for integrity of the prediction, you can't change it.
So, Marlon has to play, right?
What type of math are you doing in your head right now?
Well, I mean, just like, if you wouldn't scam the prediction, right?
Because that'd do kind of fun, right?
Nudah's calling for it? What?
So obviously then...
He wants to be me that bad. He wants to be me that bad. Dead bad.
Alright, Marlin versus Sina, 1v1.
Marlin vs. Sina, chat, knock the fuck in.
Sina walking up the main steps, Marlin playing inside.
Marlin.
Come on, come on, wherever you are.
It's actually so fun just watching people that are like new for the game.
Oh yeah, Marlin.
All right, Sina's definitely gonna kill Marlin.
One, he's on a controller.
Two, he's on a PlayStation.
Three, he's maybe the worst gamer of all time.
He's up there with like smack boy Max and like play in most
This almost said they're actually not playing that bad to keep on you do sketches. It sounds you can strap the last round
Yo why someone call my fucking phone hang up fuck out of here you gotta hit five
you hang up
I don't think Senna knows that Marlin's on a controller
Senna if she wanted to she could probably wall bang that again and get it
right up
I just farted chat each other with that
Wait Senna freak up swing that Senna swing that Senna
Senna what are we double drawing for her?
No, get your gun out!
Marlin!
Marlin!
He just shot a Barley!
Then Marlin!
What does he-
Elby, Elby, Elby!
Marlin, what the-
I'm not gonna-
I'm not gonna-
Elby, Elby!
Marlin!
I'm dying!
I hate to die!
Brody, he just shot a pest!
I'm gonna send a please, just don't get me called.
Should I mute it?
I'm not helping anybody,
but like for the month of God.
So it's still going to come walk in there. Don't you call a walk in there?
I'm gonna send his biggest problem is she does not use her ability. She does I use her abilities
My god, get your own work Senate Senate good job work now move off of it
No one's going to tell me that!
No please sit up!
Oh my god!
Okay we got a good game here, we got a game in us.
Sit up.
Um, and same with Marlin.
Okay first time.
Alright, first off.
Marlin, you just shot your mozzie pest at him.
That is not a gun!
Yo GX, hey, hey, fuck me.
I fucking know, okay?
I understand that.
I know, you don't gotta repeat what I'm doing every time.
Okay, okay, okay, sit up. You need to use your abilities more you only use them once you have to use
Also Marlon like worry about doorways that they can actually push through bro
Like you're not like you need to worry about doorways man. You're not worried about doorways enough, but all right come on
I
You talking shit to us get just you know right it's gotta be you it's got to sketch it's got to sketch it's got to
My hands are shaking I'm so nervous
All right, I'm gonna catch if you lose three because of Marlon
Marlin I'm not gonna lie
You want the catwalk or something do that
I got invited to coach him with that. Which one of us are Gymshark models, Malin? Which one of us are Gymshark models?
This one has won for H&M and made 500 million views and bobbled a thousand dollars! Which one?
Yes!
What?
Our background's moving to the views of Bob.
You got how much?
We have an absolute ball game on our hands.
Are you ready to meet your maker?
I'm not meeting him.
But you started praying for Easter this day, right?
Because you're about to be sent to God.
Hello, here.
Why don't you party again?
I'm not asking you to say it.
I've been unassured. I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it.
Got a little tight. Got a little tight shot.
It's all right. It's all right. It's all right.
It's all right. It's all right. It's all right.
You've got to be mean.
We sketched doing kind of a good shot.
Where are you sketched?
I'm on your roof.
Sketch is going to use the fuse and then...
I'm getting it. I'm getting it.
I don't know what...
Sketch is stradding.
But he's stradding like, well...
He's actually straddling here.
Bro, he's not red me neither, he's yellow thingy.
He's just doing good.
He's definitely the most experienced player here.
Bro, you might just be able to breach and hop in.
Is that your camera?
I don't think Skeptio's about hop-reaching.
Wait, that's smart.
She's cutting the noise.
He's masking the noise.
He's basking the noise, walk away!
Walk away by sketch yet again!
Let's get an American at the door, else!
I've got a fucking ball game, chat!
He's gonna fuse and then break, then, I think?
He's inside, sketch is inside!
Sketch is inside!
Locked in, sketch.
Locked in.
I don't give a damn it.
Anyway, you did.
Oh, you had to.
Oh, but I thought you could get the sketch.
No, that's good.
That's good.
That's good.
I thought you could get it, right?
Let's guess.
You're not 140 for the fashion, are you?
Bro, I'm here.
Oh, my God.
Take a walk, take a walk, take a walk.
No!
You would have gone like this.
I mean, honestly, you would have gone like that.
To me of all people.
You heard the fucking audio.
We're playing off a hat, not on a headphone.
Oh, wow.
She heard it, huh?
Uh, sketch, are you not like, you literally can't hear anything?
You're like, the, is it making no noise?
The audio is pretty low.
Yes.
Wait, hold on.
So now you can't hear anything.
It's been like this the whole time.
What, when, when did you start being sketched?
A little bit of a tip from sketch.
Do you know what hot reaching is?
Do you know what that is?
It's, what, what's good sketch when you're repelling on a
window and you have a breach chart set, you can actually fly
right into the window.
All you do is you tap.
Are you on playstation controller?
Okay, you tap a your player starts repelling and then you breach and you enter as the explosion goes off
It's OP
So no, no, no, no, if you breach jump you'll die jump like start to repel like as you're entering
Go to the window click a and then your players gonna start coming back then breach. Then you fly it
It's that's coaching. Do you have any coaching for me, uh, said, uh, um, honestly, well played
last round. I don't really know what to say. Well played. I'm kind of shot.
I said, are you new to shoot the fuse as well? You knew to shoot the fuse charge as well.
I don't even know what you're talking about. Like when sketch started doing the grenade
explosion, you shot it. You know what I'm saying? I did not even know that I shot
I was just shooting because I thought he was there yeah, you can shoot him you can shoot him and that's
What does it normally look like cuz to me it was just
That's exactly how it sounds like to a T. Hey, oh, do you see so you coach in one side is that we're doing have a favorite
I just coached
Just coached. Oh shit. I told you what hot preaching is that it probably would end one ear out the other
Now Marlon, this is obviously you again, right? Because...
I feel like I know how to make eggs and soup. What is heart-reaching?
So he didn't listen to anything. He didn't listen to anything.
He didn't listen to anything. He didn't listen to anything.
Muda is studying you? What do you mean Muda is studying me?
Brother, what?
Ladies, fuck you.
Down on the deep end.
You're still good!
Did you just say hard scoping in siege, bro?
That scoping is scoping.
Alright.
Marlin, put the shield away. What the fuck was that, bro?
You're fucking away! Give me a suit!
I don't even know what character you guys like to play.
Marlin, all you gotta do, bro, is two buttons. Aim and shoot. Left trigger, right trigger.
You're clicking too much shit and you're fucking it up.
I should have bled, man.
Listen, how did you not die in the thorn?
Did you sprint past it?
I ran, I ran.
Sometimes whenever I run into those
and they start making noise,
I just start running so that way it doesn't hurt me.
Okay.
Is that good tech?
Yeah, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Wait one second.
Mooda's calling Richie to beat you.
Wait, hold on, hold on, let me see this.
Let me see this, bro.
Take, okay?
You're not Drake!
Take this shit off!
Jigsie doesn't even have this!
I
Hurry hurry hurry rich at a blow blow your inch rich you hold it hold it hurry bro. I'm not even trolling hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry
Bro hurry hurry. Oh my god. He's all my strength. He knows now. He knows brother. He's getting
What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this bro? Oh
Now I was on your steam I got eight
I hear a drum behind you. You got something out.
Dude, okay, so it is actually destroying them.
Yeah, you'd need to win this round to keep this game close brah
Because let's be honest, bro, and Marlin's not gonna win the next one
Guess you can't let me win another one
It's in his reinforcing the half for the armor really wait. Oh my god. He's actually in a call with Richie. He's doing all this to beat me
That's actually to say
I
You can't get over it's not over sketch why are you walking right into a shotgun, bro?
Bro, I didn't know what you had a shot. She's waiting every round
What do you mean? I'll play the same person ever. I would you could have banned by the way
I played consistently the same character. You haven't been them
All right, let's get started. I'm gonna start trying now.
Let's start trying 3, 2, 1. 3, 2, 1 right now. Watch.
Watch this right here.
Bro, Richie's giving Muda tips to beat me.
What the fuck type of shit is this, bro?
I just can't get shotgun-ed, like, dead ass.
Well, you know what the issue was, bro,
is he was fucking me with these C4s under the map, bro,
and spawned me.
Bro, you played on Chalet!
You played him on Chalet, bro.
That's like a nobody 1v1s in that map.
Also, we just did a 2v2 30 minutes ago with me and sketch and him and Senna
And he spawned with me twice and see for me twice through the fucking you got to get you got to learn those
Bro, the spawn peaks just be wary when you leave in spawn like you know the back
Second of all and second of all bull how do I know the fucking the fucking C4 C fucking you have to drone it
You have to drone it you have to drone the underneath or underneath yay
I'm still gonna win, Chad. I don't really care.
I'm still gonna win.
I have a rockboard and I think we're gonna get you.
I could like, hear your game. I feel like I'm in the game.
You can hear our game.
Yeah. Keep an eye out for out more. I just heard that.
God, I don't think that works.
Is that from us? You think it's from us?
So Martin can I get an inside the mind here to explain what you're doing?
I don't know about defending any bombs or whatever the fuck it is.
I'm going straight for the kill as simple as that.
Right, so you're just gonna...
I'm a better first person shooter than she is and that's all I'm gonna trust.
Really?
Okay.
So Martin, just keep explaining what you're doing, bro.
I bet.
So I'm gonna watch around and watch this.
I'm not gonna touch that guy where I'm at.
I know where she's at.
Yeah, so let me know you stop us. I just want to get inside to mine here.
She thinks, she thinks I'm defending the bombs.
Which I'm not. I'm obviously not.
What I'm doing is...
Just like Water Warfare 2.
Yeah, they know you're outside.
That's fine, that's fine.
Hey, Martin, are you trying to...
Is that what you're trying to do, Martin?
I'm gonna sit down.
We just showed you where we were, not even tried.
I'm not even trying.
That's good that you're playing exactly how you want to.
I'm glad that you're doing that.
You're just fully, yo, you're fully, fully hiding from me.
You're fully hiding.
I mean, you can probably find me though, right?
You're fully hiding.
Oh, I think someone's...
You're fully hiding, I hate that shit.
Do you know what that ping was?
Because by the way, when you moved,
that tells me exactly where you are.
Did you know that?
What?
Hold up!
Not right now!
Really?
I'm gonna do it one more time?
On the fade!
What the fuck you fade?
Run it!
Run it!
Oh!
It's almost done.
Oh my god!
Wow!
What?
What?
What?
What's the name?
Cera, we gotta get the uh...
I have to use the aim better.
We gotta get the trigger finger going a little bit.
It's like a DMR.
It should sound like this.
No, do do oh, so I can just hold it down you can't hold it down you got to go
You're kind of going like do do go go that's kind of
Okay, I'll lock it. This is good to know because I was gonna do a thing where I'm gonna try to beat three
Siege games in a row, but I've been losing every one recently
So you've been trying to win three in a row. Yeah, I want to not until I win three in a row
Well, I don't have a place sketch three times and then I'll be done like instantly, so
But look at this there's like a whole fucking meeting about beating me right now
Look at this shit, bro
And I don't go never go big window on a 1v1, but I got I went big window on a 1v1
I see for tonight what armory and I got C4. Yeah, you get nitro from armory and our master bed
You
Oregon yeah, no, no not the balcony bro. That's outside. You can't throw a nitro. I'm saying like the second you step inside
From balcony. Oh, yeah, you get fucked in the ass by a nitro. Oh my god
This is gonna hurt him bro. No, he's like he's good bro. Like he's he's him and won't be ones, bro
I'm telling you you gotta lock in
My god
But that's easy there's so many ways to like die dog you can die and fucking
My position bro in my position. I only know mechanics and some operators
Do you think it's smart to think of one of you one of the get to the guy that knows everything
But like doesn't have better a mouse. You're a mouse and key, but you just you just walk them down
I just run them down for every fucking time
I mean, bro. Yeah, I mean you don't have spoilt the fucking cat
Okay
Now, Marlon has to obviously do the job next, right?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Vazar.
Oh, Marlon, obviously.
Whatever.
I don't know how I'm thinking.
I'm going to play.
Obviously, Marlon.
I'm going to play.
You've got this, right?
I got this.
I got this.
Come on.
Should I lock in?
Lock in.
Lock in.
Come on.
I'm going to lock in, all right?
I don't know, man.
This game looks like it's over, guys.
I'm going to be honest.
No, Chissy, don't say that.
if you jinx it and then they come back... this is back wrong.
I'm hearing it's not Marlon right now!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
That's against prediction, you can't do that, you can't do that!
You know what?
I'll allow it, I'll allow it.
You're allowing that?
Marlon, are you playing right now?
Be honest, Marlon, are you playing right now?
No!
I'm so sad, bro! I'm literally fucking playing in there!
What are you talking about?
VAS!
Who's playing?
You can't- you can't go against predictor, that's crazy.
You can't do that, right?
No one get the shit out of your prediction!
Yeah, I'm gonna focus this right here.
There we go.
Right, yeah, no, Marl, I believe that's you.
And then, I'm gonna touch this right here, too.
Get that wood.
So, Mono, you're playing right now? That ass, you're playing?
I'm playing that right now, yeah. So, Jax, I'm gonna do that.
And that's it, that's it. We're gonna get assed.
Yeah, exactly. Barricade that up right there, man.
I'm gonna go right. I'm gonna barricade another one
which is waiting this corner right here.
I'm gonna barricade that. Yeah, here we go.
Reinforce it.
Close that up.
Another one to make sure it's secure to building here.
There we go.
Low peak. You know, a backshot. Low peak again.
I'm probably going to send this coin right here.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, right there.
And I know she'd like to get the drone in this store right here, so I'm going to make
sure she doesn't see me with the drone.
So when she peeps her head, I'm going to blow a fucking head off, a big head off.
Really?
So that's you playing?
That's what you're going to do?
That is exactly what I'm doing.
This isn't Marlon.
Marlon would...
Hey, Chad, this is not Marlon.
Marlon would never in a million years shoot mazis on door frames to counter
drones.
It's definitely a sketch.
I'm like positive also sketched up love doing this little Mazel spot
now this is sketch this is sketch
maybe it is Marvel
now this is sketch
I'm ready for it I'm ready for you to say no yeah pull up I'm ready for you to never
I'm ready for you to never
You know that bullshit!
Got it!
Got it!
That's bullshit!
That's bullshit!
You know that bullshit!
So even when you switch on the thing you could stop me, so that's bullshit?
Anyways, go ahead and pass that controller to Marlon.
You might as well.
Go ahead and pass it to Marlon.
You got to pass it over.
That's it.
It's over, bro.
You guys are getting fucked!
We've got it.
We haven't even started yet.
When's the actual tournament?
Oh, you haven't started?
Do you want us to start trying?
Sketch, go ahead and open your Steam. Do me a favor.
Click the little button on the side, and then when it goes to uninstall, just click uninstall.
Just click uninstall, because you might as well never pick the game up again.
Let's go down a tunnel.
I don't need you locating.
Just go and quick watch your time.
Any bombs if they can.
Are you kidding me?
What we're doing, huh?
Alright, alright.
Now what?
Not a bad shout.
Could we be watching the greatest comeback of all time?
Probably not, but there is a chance.
You never know.
It's not over until the fat lady seems you know the thing.
I just realized your prediction is right you said 72 all right this might be Marlon
Wait
No sketch
Okay
Guess cuz you can't lose to me and you break the rules cuz that'd be crazy. I will be honest is definitely sketch
Oh my god, you're not that bad, it's in him.
Yes, I'm trying my best.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, anyways, that 100 gifts in?
Oh, I'm scared of shit.
Remember that, uh, that 100 gift?
seven to two Jesus Christ I mean it was it was why it was seven to two yeah
sketch double the correct version right so I need to go fuck up Muna now sketch
that hundred get it
okay okay okay I know you're really quiet wait y'all put a hundred get that
What on that?
Wait, what?
I don't think it's going to work.
Well, that's what they were saying
with a hundred gifted, so I'm just, jeez.
Sketch, you put a hundred gifted on that?
I just gotta make sure.
Wait, you did it, but you did it.
W sketch, he did it, he did it.
W sketch with a 100 gifted.
W's.
Hey, can you at least subscribe to me?
Yeah, I could subscribe to you.
All right, y'all, GGs, I'm going to go
one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.
Jinx, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
The games, the games.
Gotta games, gotta games.
The games, the games.
Yo, Marlon.
Thank you so much.
Love you, Sketch.
Isn't that your mech, bro?
It's nice to meet you, bro.
Hey, bro, even though you're not good
at playing video games, bro,
I still know you have a big dick, bro.
It's all good.
Jinx, you call me.
Wait, Muda, aren't you happy?
Because I weren't.
Your forehead is so fucking big, don't talk to me.
Your nose is so fucking fat and chopped.
Oh my God, he's.
yeah all right bro so i i'm hearing you've been like training in shit bro no dude no no i'm hearing
you like went into a call we're not even hearing i went to your stream you're like bro you will
met like you will never beat me it's not give a fuck about this manipulation in this manifesting
hey i will i swear to god if it's organ organ if it's not today if it's not tomorrow if it's
If it's not next week, if it's not next month, if it's not next year, on my soul, I will beat you in a 1v1 one day.
I don't give a fuck how long it takes.
Alright, so Oregon, any site, right? Any site?
Oregon, uh, let's just do top floor.
Nope, but I'm going off that twin.
Yo bro, listen, if I let you pick the map, that's fine, I don't care.
Uh, I know Oregon's probably the only map you could play right now.
But bro, I'm gonna be able to go any site, bro.
Alright, fine, fine, fine, fine.
Like when you first split, there's no if, answer, but you guys just want to be one.
There's no one like what does he say does he doesn't say no shields or nothing you guys just want to be one right?
It would just play it would just play please play all right. Let's go. Let's go. You ready?
Yeah, bro. So wait to order get there a hundred get that 100 hundred hundred hundred hundred and I would do it
All right here. I'm gonna invite you bro. I'm gonna invite you um
And yeah, bro, we've never won the one of Oregon
No, yeah, bro. We have it
You're like the shotgun shit
You're gonna need it, okay?
Yo chat, bet every channel poll you have on me, I'm about to humble the FUCK OUT OF
BOODA!
NO YOU'RE NOT!
Wait, what's your name?
What's your name?
Something Jack?
Jack or Jack?
I need to get pissed, I need to get pissed, I need to get pissed.
Jixie, do you win trade by the way?
Like, can I win trade after the scores are looking down?
Sure, bro.
I'm about to do it.
I'm about to do it, I'm about to do it, I'm about to do it.
I need to get pressed shut.
I need to get pressed shut.
I need to get pressed shut.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh
Oh, it's mad. Oh, it's mad. Oh, it's mad. All right, bro, you ready?
I'm fucking ready bro, yeah.
Alright, I'm gonna death it, okay?
Good luck.
Good luck, bro.
It's time, chat.
Ho's mad.
Ho's mad, Ho's mad.
Lock in.
Lock the fuck in, chat.
Let's go.
Plays a lot of this shit.
Oh, Ram, not a bad shout.
Good luck, Mura.
I'm gonna introduce you to Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, my brother.
LET'S FUCKING GO!
Apparently he beat like, Bodo on this map.
And Richie.
I would be honest, Oregon is probably his best chance, but I don't think he's gonna win.
Chad, did he actually beat Bodo?
He's your drone to locate a bomb.
Chad, did he actually beat Bodo?
Was Bodo trying?
Was Boto trying or not?
Ten seconds.
No?
Bro, why would-
Insertion in fire.
To actually focus, action to focus, action to focus.
A bomb must be located and accused.
I've had a hard time beating the bowler though, it's not even like possible, I mean the bowler
I had him spend that time
You have located a bomb.
One down, six more to go.
Bro, there's no way he'd be Bottle if Bottle was trying, guys, I'm gonna be honest.
It's not even possible for a level 80 you know.
You said you'd be richie as well.
That doesn't make any sense though.
Doesn't make any sense.
Because Bolo's like a pro.
It doesn't make any sense.
I'm trying to think of what I want to play.
solve if you're broken probably but I was not trying you just chatting them and
talking about the game okay then that's why tell you bro I'll never let
I'll try my hardest every time.
Secure the area.
Keep the bombs protected.
It's actually saving the drone this time.
Ten seconds remaining.
It's actually saving the drone this time.
Ten seconds remaining.
Five seconds.
We must protect the bomb.
It's my off-board.
You have been spotted by hostile. Spawn back.
I've more found a bomb. You must defend it.
Good night.
Welcome to Rainbow Six State!
Bro, if I 7-0 him it'll like destroy his spirit.
Alright.
Alright, hmm, what's a good ban?
Yeah, what is Gorda's favorite op besides the Rooney, like Legion, I think?
What is his favorite op?
Tube?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
He banned Nomad, it's a pretty good ban by him.
I could play Ying and just full blind him.
Yeah, I'm gonna do that.
Somebody said jet.
Beard of Jordan, think of it as your one.
Nate, think of it as your one.
Lucas, think of it as your raid.
Beard of Jordan, think of it as your one.
I'm gonna be broke.
Yeah, I'm just gonna blind him with Ying.
He better hope he went warden.
if not its three nil
you see i had to win the champions league
haha hardin
imma ging the fuck out of him
i need to locate a farm
remember scornel's one do you wanna?
oh your right, sanshree
or i could have a c4 and a shield
and the TCSG with the ankle, that shit's busted.
10 seconds to insertion.
Playing thorn, I should probably just go nades then.
5 seconds to insertion.
Cause gings cute and all, but if I can't walk inside it's over.
I look, he's in a band thorn, banding tube's not smart, cause...
Tube is like, not really annoying to deal with in a 1v1.
Thorn is.
I'm going to go next and then you'll just be out of ops.
of
of
of
of
of
of
Up or eliminated.
Another harder gifted.
Check that's the good ol' stoppin' tech, you just jump a drone and then they get all
scared and then shoot the drone and then you just run at them.
I should have got closer to the door before I did it though.
Wait, what was I going to ban? What was I going to ban? I was going to ban something good. I forgot what I was going to ban.
What was I going to ban?
What was I going to ban?
I guess like Snake?
I'm banthorn on defense. Bro, Snake's not in a bad ban at all.
Snake's not in a bad ban at all, bro.
because I'll actually have to like find out where I am with like Intel.
All right, it might be my time to play so we're now not gonna lie. Not gonna lie to you.
bro but how did he beat Richie and Balda even if they weren't trying let's make it
It's because you play like a bitch, it's because I play like a bitch, yeah bro, it's one we
want to get the PC player, like obviously I'm gonna play smart.
I'm not going to sit there and swing somebody out of my mouth if you want to.
That's why I like siege, because it actually takes brain cells to blast.
Ten seconds to blast it.
Five seconds in counting.
Bomb location secure.
He's got to be fast.
That is ripped his drone
I hear a DMR, so he's got to be on, like, double the extra shot of DMR.
I forgot about the best angle in the game.
Bro, he's so fucked.
He gave me both of his drones, and he has no way of getting inside, because if he walks
he's just gonna hit the form.
I'm gonna wallpang him.
I hope we just get the gentry with the foggy of this.
negative I'll get the baby
I threw a thorn on the couch because I knew when it triggered, he would run to the other
corner and that's why I had the other thorn there.
Does my band even matter bro?
I'm just gonna ban like nothing.
But he was about to put, he was about to put up 200 and get that on this like holding
delusion.
He didn't ban Yang, he banned Grim, but I played Striker last round.
game knowledge, bro. That's the oldest trick in the book with Thorne. It's actually broken.
You space them out intentionally so they run from one and run into another without even
knowing it. Because they just hear the noise and panic. Also he has nowhere else to go.
I mean, they can probably get the WWE to the chat. Imagine we'd have played when he
I would have made it in like 20 times.
I think I'm just going to stick with the basics here.
Just go, state names.
to insertion.
Your mission is to locate and defuse the spawn.
I feel like he's gonna like spawn if he's near and switch it up now.
Excuse me, he ran out of sight right away.
Nice, and it sounded like a good boy.
I knew I heard him, but I drove the wrong way.
I could have driven whiter that.
Alright, so he's just gonna run around now.
I had a feeling he was going to do that.
I had a feeling he was going to do that.
I heard about the last second I knew I was dead.
Oh, I should have droned my-
You should always drone closer to you and not further from you.
That's like easy fundamentals that I just fucked up.
That's 100% on me.
He ends up banning thorn.
Bro, why do I always sell the 7-0 to this guy?
It's fine. It's fine.
Secure the bomb.
I think the seed ban system is better now, now that you get three bans.
Keep an eye out for op4.
I've only got two bans, it's shit.
Get it out of me.
I didn't know that was open, I forgot I made that rotation.
Bro, I forgot I made that rotation, oh my god.
He played that so bad that he got side control.
He just sprinted in.
He thought I went like deep side.
Oh my god, why did he do that?
Why did he sprint in?
That's actually cringe bro.
Oh my god
Bro, why did he sprint in man? That's actually disgusting
Sorry, I'm still up two rounds
He played that so bad that it caught me off guard if I would have just not walked in trophy
I would have just had a free kill. He ran into my smoke like buddy was that
I also whiffed like the freest edge out of ever that was just a blessed round yeah cat
his back turned to me, he was lost. I don't know what he was doing.
The bomb has been located.
His aim is just disgusting. His aim is just gross. I mean, there's nothing I can do there.
I got him to fall for the exact trick I wanted him to and he just clicks on my head. His
his name is actually gross. Wow. I'm absolutely flabbergasted. It might not be a bad shout
to go like Goyo downstairs.
Locking.
I mean that's just, unfortunately, just shit on me.
I should have jumped the drone and then gridlocked his rotation off, but he would have just shot
it.
I don't know.
I guess I could have like, naded it.
He was just instantly shooting my gridlocks.
the bombs. I'm mobilizing crazy.
I was like very, very, very much.
Five seconds.
My timing is so bad.
Holy shit, he's blasted my gun.
He's destined to beat me.
My timing is so bad!
My timing is so bad!
Oh my god!
Yeah!
Shoot some, okay.
Runs into sight like a chicken with his hat.
Whatever.
There's no point of it explaining it.
Sometimes people are just blessed to win.
As I turn, he swings.
All right.
That's disgusting.
That's actually fucking disgusting.
Wow.
I mean, winning the defense is not gonna be easy, bro.
Or winning the attack.
What do these attacks not do easy?
I don't know, some people are just destined to win that, and I explain it in this shitty game.
As I turn, it's like, alright.
And then, he backs turn to me, and I miss a headshot.
Then the other round, he runs into sight, which is like the worst possible play, but it worked, of course,
because it was just pure timing, yet again.
I've had a timing twice this game.
I need to locate a bomb.
And now I'm tilted, so I'll probably lose.
It was 4-0 when it was just going normally.
Shit, it's actually fucking pissing me off, bro.
I got timing twice! I got timing twice!
Oh my god, I got timing twice.
I sort of just kept wanting the hallway though, there's no point of turning.
Five seconds before insertion.
A bomb must be located and abused.
of
death
of
death
of
death
Is that like spoilshooter with whom I'm playing against?
I'm not even getting when I say this, like, I mean, I think like this is maybe the worst
luck I've ever had in my life.
I'm actually blown away.
I've gotten timing twice then, and he's just hitting God's ear shots on me.
He's God's ear killed me twice.
He's just, I'll just be the only one.
He's actually good with it too.
Like his aim is actually disgusting.
It's actually insane how good his aim is.
I'm dying, like that's like a pro league shot.
Literally, that's a pro league shot.
That is one place.
I mean GG, you win.
He's pro league, shot me twice, then timing me twice.
AHHHHHHHHH!
WHAT'S UUUUUUUCK?
God, it's having a normal death please!
Holy shit!
I've gotten pro league twice, and then timing twice.
His age is perfect, I can't push chubby door, I just got it.
He doesn't miss, he's not even capable of missing.
please
please give me one normal death please god
I don't hear it. Is he crouching up wide or something?
All friendly's were lying, he's the best player of all time, I mean he's better than
Wait, I guess I'm just dead instantly
What am I doing? What am I doing?
Yo, what am I doing?
Why am I moving? Do I have autism or what?
All I gotta do is sit in the corner and I win all I gotta do is sit in the corner and I win all I gotta do is sit in the corner
And I win all I have to do is sit in the corner and I win. Why am I moving?
I forgot I'm playing against God. I died instantly
He doesn't just shoot me. He headshots me instantly every round
Holy fuck, it's over. Wow
4 only in the six unanswered rounds
Three perfect headshots two timing deaths. Wow
Yeah, I know I sold already know I'm not gonna play well when I'm pissed it's never gonna happen
I mean if it's not an organ I win but it's like alright whatever I'm just getting instantly
snap head shot at every fucking round.
This is actually fucking annoying like snap head shot at every round.
Snap head shot!
All I have to do is sit in the corner and I win.
What am I doing?
Why am I not in the corner?
Do I like giving people wins or something?
Oh my god!
It's not rocket science.
wins or something oh my god it's not rocket science it's really not rocket
science the only way I lose that round is by doing what I did it's the only way
oh my god oh my god oh my god I'm actually I'm actually gonna have a
mental breakdown I've lost six straight rounds two timings three
probly chops that run was a straight-up sound that runs a straight-up
grief? Sad. Like I sold the fuck in that round.
I'm not in the mental headspace to play C-dry now. No no no no no. His aim is per-
Like I will walkie his name is perfect. He has the best name of any level 89
I'm terrified even beat the door. I'm not kidding. I die every time
10 seconds before insertion.
5 seconds.
Demission is to rotate and diffuse the bomb.
Best name in the world!
Best name!
Best name in the world!
Best name in the world!
Best timing in the world!
Best name in the world!
Oh my god!
Is that prime stomping?
Jesus Christ!
I
Mean more than just money to me bro. I love you bro. GGs to Gs bro. I love you GGs to Gs
GGs bro GGs
You hear me no
Well, you have the best game I've ever seen in my life, bro.
GGs, though.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs man, holy fucking chill.
I'm not gonna lie bro, your game sense,
I'm not gonna say anything bro,
I'm gonna say that your game sense is crazy bro,
I'm not gonna lie bro.
No man, it's GGs bro, it's a good game bro.
I could've went a gunfight if I can't
want to go gunfight, I'm not gonna win a 1v1.
Especially when I can only push through one door.
You have good game sense though bro,
I'm gonna ask for another one.
Yeah, I'm about to just wrap my car
around a tree though.
Yo, we play on a different map than Oregon.
I don't, I only know Oregon bro, I've only been
Okay, that's fine just I will play again some other day when you know another map GGs
No, bro. GGs man. Your aim is perfect. I don't say you're your aim's perfect. I can't let a gun fight
It is what it is
I
Got lucky I got lucky I swear
No, you're aimed you don't miss bro if I can't if I physically can't win a gunfight
I can't win a water doesn't matter I need to be able to win one gunfight if I if you actually
Instantly headshot me every round. I'm not ever gonna be you she's bro. She's
Holy fucking shit about a fucking freak out. I get timing twice. I get snap pro league headshot at four times. Oh
My god. Oh my god
Fuck me in the ass
Yes!
Fuuuuuuck!
GG's bro.
It was 4-0.
I lost 7 consecutive rounds.
After the first like, three rounds,
I know this game like, the back of my hands.
Once you get timing twice, you're not winning the game.
You're not winning the game.
As I turn, he swings.
Bah, ah.
He does like, the worst play ever
and gets away with it because it's so bad.
He jumps into the breach, into a smoke.
But hey, if I physically can't kill him, it's over.
I mean, he's not even just like good for level 89.
He is the most naturally perfect aimer
I've ever seen in my life.
He does not miss.
I've, like, don't remind me of actually stomping.
I'm not kidding.
Holy fucking shit.
Wow.
Holy shit.
and then I sold the one round cause I was pissed.
But hey man, I got outplayed bro.
GG's, it is one of those man, it is one of those bro.
I got outplayed bro.
Point black period, I got outplayed.
I got, I lost every gunfight.
I lost every gunfight that I did bro.
You're not gonna win a 1v1 if you can't win a gunfight.
But I mean, I'll never beat, it doesn't matter.
If I can't win a gunfight, it's over, it doesn't matter.
Sold the game, whatever, whatever.
got pretty fired three times.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ!
That's probably the most amount I've ever been playing this
game.
I get timing to the perfect head shot at four times.
Like, all right.
I mean, if I play it against Satan, like, I just want to
watch this fucking round.
I just want to watch this round.
Turn, die.
All right, like oh my god
He's four zero the game was four zero
The game was four zero attackers need to locate and diffuse as many
I'll have to do the fan thorn I'll have to do his fan thorn
The game was 4-0, the game is over.
I wanted the game, the game was completely done.
The game was over, bro.
The game was over, man.
I don't want to host the 1v1, but squirt a little bit right now.
I want to just blow my brains out.
I don't want to hook someone right now
Like that like I said I could have won this like I'm just saying like if I won four consecutive rounds
I could have won the game. I just bottled the game. I just sold the game
It's all that is man. I just sold the game. I did get perfect head shot it literally four times
Like I can't do much about that. I'm on a console with a controller like if he's snap that shots me
It's over like I can't win. Nothing I can do. Look at my turn. All right
All right
All right.
Eheh eheh eheh eheh!
Like, what is that?
Like, what is that?
Turb.
Because like the sound in this game is so fucking bad.
SO BAD!
It sounds like he's on the right here.
Oh my God!
My God!
Rematch him bro I don't want to rematch him.
aim is perfect. It's not fun. It's like a horror movie. You just die instantly.
His name is perfect. His name is perfect, bro. I don't want to ever play him again.
You die instantaneously every round. You die instant. You don't even get to see
him. You just die instantly. You actually die instantly. If he learns the
game, you could actually become a pro. Like actually become a pro. His aim
He doesn't miss!
He doesn't miss!
His aim is perfect! He doesn't miss!
He doesn't miss!
Your ego guy, you killed, you should have banned Thorn.
Yeah, I agree, bro.
When it was 4-0, I didn't even ban it out just because of ego.
And then I ended up losing to Thorn five times.
So yeah, it's my fault.
I already know it's my fault, man. I already know.
That timing actually drove me off of a cliff it is what it is guys. I'm not kidding
Scorpio
Listen listen listen. I'm not hosting a 1v1. I'm good. I'm good bro. I'm not gonna get score face
We're gonna what do I'm gonna I want to die like I don't want to watch that I want to die. I want to die I
Want to die. I don't want to host that
Maybe tomorrow I want to die
In GTA like I don't want to host a 1v1. I'm good, bro
Watches POV already saw POV of him instantly had shadow me every round
Yeah, in GTA. Yeah, in GTA. I want to die. I don't host a 1v1. I'm good, bro
I should have won that game. It was 4 to 0 my ego and my horrible mental stability lost me the game
That's all that it is bro period. I should have won that game. My ego was too high
I did a band thorn back to thorn every round
It is what it is, bro. I should have won that game and I let it slip away. It is what it is, man. GG's
Our goat is washed it's not that man. His name is perfect like guys
I'm not dying to like some new player like this guy
Does not miss do you want to watch do you want to see how I'm dying?
Like I'm not dying. This is not a controller, but this is a God like I'm not
brother do you want to see on him dying what do you want me to do I'm like
faking them out taking side walking out of snap headshot okay next round last
round of the game watch the last round of the game our goat is washed yo bro
he's on 500 frames he doesn't miss he's on 7,000 frames he doesn't miss what
do you want me to do if somebody literally first put a hedgehog meet GG
Go next if I get first bullet head shot at GG go next
It's not how many hours I have in the game
It's the first bullet out of his clip at the head shot at that level GG go next. It doesn't matter. I'm not gonna win that
I'm not ever gonna win that brown
It's not of this game works. Oh because I have more hours is my head made of metal now. No my head
I get him that I'm dead
He had to be instantly every round
Instantly four rounds
He pro-leads at me. Not a good shot.
Pro-shocked!
Defenders, protect your bombs from being defeated.
Let's watch, bro. Let's watch.
And yeah, I should have banned for him.
That's not gonna change his aim.
His aim's still the same. That doesn't matter.
I played so mad this game.
I didn't want to watch this game.
I played so fucking bad.
I don't ever want to play it again.
I'm good, man.
Like yeah, I'm sure I could win or what it's like, I just it's not even fun when every time you get somebody you got it's like I have to turn into Magnus Carlson to get around off this guy.
If I take gunfights with him, I'll win maybe one, maybe one.
This round was great. This round was fun.
But
Attackers need to locate and defuse as many bombs as they can
Who never takes accountability do you have a five IQ like do you have a five IQ I?
Already said I should have won this game. I should have played better
It doesn't change the fact that his aim is perfect. It's not even fun to play against
Like if I peek him, I'm dead. Period period. It's that simple. I'm dead if I peek him
But I have to literally turn him to like a genius to catch the style of cars
All right, you know, oh, maybe that was a fluke shot, right?
Let's go to the last round of the game.
My personal favorite.
Last round of the game.
I'm like, alright, I'm gonna do a strata haven't done yet.
I'm gonna just rush at it, catch him off guard.
Caught him off guard, shot him, ah, he pre-fires me.
First blow to hijackers.
Watch this round. Watch this shot. Let me know what you want me to do about this. Let me
know what you want me to do.
Gosh, it should have been this fucking operator. Oh my God, my ego is way too big. It was four
zero, I said. I didn't even need to ban anything. I didn't even need to ban anything. That's
what I said. That's what I said. I said, I didn't even need to ban anything. And
And then I lose the game to Thorne four times.
It's like a sitcom.
It's funny because if the game was three to one, I probably would have banned Thorne,
but my ego is just too big.
So here I'm barricading.
Shoot him.
He's 70 HP.
Oh, but, you know, what do you want me to do?
The only thing I can do there, because mind you, he's on PC with perfect aim
on a mouse and he has peekers advantage with 500 frames. The only way to avoid death there is to
not peek or to prone. And I should have prone. But it's like you see what I mean? I have to be
Magnus Carlson. I can't fight him. Do you see that shot? What do you want me to do? What do
you want me to do, bro? Literally, what do you want me to do? What do you want me to do?
Watch this shot. Remember, I'm on a controller. Like, watch this shot. This is what I
I just played it, guys!
He has 28 hours? Oh, wait. You're right. He has 28 hours. I should have survived that. You're right, bro.
Dude, you're right. He has 28 hours. Oh my god. I should have survived that.
He has 28 hours on the game.
Dude, but no, he has 28 hours on the game.
Like, are you going to go through your whole life and literally just be stupid your entire
life?
Bro, it doesn't matter if he has one hour, do you see that shot?
There's nothing anyone can do about that.
He's pre-firing at head level with Pika's advantage and first pull that job.
Are you stupid?
Oh, he's 28 hours.
No big deal.
I should have like matrix dodged the bullet.
It doesn't matter.
That's a perfect shot.
That is the perfect shot.
That's a perfect shot, bro.
It doesn't matter.
Could I have won the game?
Sure.
Did I play like shit towards the end of that game when I was tilted?
Sure.
Was my ego too big to ban Thor?
100% should have been for at the end of the day.
This guy's name is perfect.
I like, it doesn't cool.
Maybe I could have won this guy's name is perfect.
Like if he actually learns the game,
he could become a pro in like two years.
But bro, his name is perfect, literally perfect.
Perfect.
Like it doesn't matter how many hours he has.
I'm dying instantly.
On my screen, you wanna know what I see?
Cause remember, he's the vantage, right?
On my screen it's just, I don't even see him.
I'm just dead, no time to act just dead.
His aim is perfect, it doesn't matter bro,
it doesn't matter how many, how new he is to the game.
His aim is perfect bro, it doesn't mean anything.
It's probably the most mad I've ever been playing this game.
Probably the most mad I've ever been.
But yeah, bro, I'm off, man.
Muda is the greatest level 90 of all time
and his aim is perfect.
And I'll never peak daddy again.
I'll never peak daddy Muda again.
I literally died instantly four times that game.
GG.