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Jynxzi

04-08-2026 · 5h 32m

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[00:00:00] me

[00:00:04] Everything I tried

[00:00:08] To stay still for a little from me

[00:00:15] Someday we gon' set it off

[00:00:18] Someday we gon' get this off

[00:00:21] Baby don't you bet it off

[00:00:24] All I've had up there long

[00:00:27] You might think they wrote you off, they gon' have to rock me off

[00:00:33] Someday the farmer be called, and I'm ready for it

[00:00:37] You know, sometimes I take all the strife, talk to the shit, and I'm gonna give the head

[00:00:45] It's not a mile, bro. I'm literally 19 minutes early. You're not allowed to say late.

[00:00:49] You're not allowed to say late. I'm 19 fucking minutes early.

[00:00:54] Early bird to get some warm, bro.

[00:00:55] Gentlemen, literally 19 minutes early down.

[00:01:01] Check Liverpool.

[00:01:02] Stop the stream, bro.

[00:01:03] I hate you.

[00:01:05] Stop the stream, bro.

[00:01:06] I hate you.

[00:01:07] Joe is with Levy.

[00:01:09] Joe is better than you already.

[00:01:11] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:01:13] Joe's training right now?

[00:01:15] Joe's training right now?

[00:01:17] Oh, no.

[00:01:19] To move Knight to F7, and that would put them in check.

[00:01:23] but then they could just move, came to G8.

[00:01:28] So what you just did, that process of like,

[00:01:31] this is my idea, but I see it's refuted,

[00:01:34] that's what chess is like 99% of the time.

[00:01:37] This is a very simple example, but yeah,

[00:01:39] so you eliminated that it's the night check

[00:01:41] and you keep thinking, this isn't good.

[00:01:45] No, no, no, this isn't good.

[00:01:47] Chad, Joe has a higher average intelligence to me.

[00:01:50] He could still just move.

[00:01:51] This isn't good.

[00:01:52] Correct.

[00:01:53] Yeah, and obviously we want to do this like you have to visualize this because in the game once you make the move like that's it

[00:02:00] It's yeah, so I can't reset wait isn't checkmate. Just queen here

[00:02:05] Isn't that checkmate? Well, it's kind of on the right path. It's clean to pawn checkmate. Oh wait

[00:02:11] No, no, no this

[00:02:13] Yes, he takes if he takes I capture with the king and if he moves last queen

[00:02:20] This isn't good for hey, this is not good

[00:02:23] Yeah, this is not fucking good

[00:02:27] Joe's getting traded

[00:02:29] Ross with the five gifts in someday we gonna set it off

[00:02:34] Rod with the five

[00:02:36] Zach the government PSG Liverpool. Oh, yeah, are they playing right now?

[00:02:43] I'm gonna predict it Liverpool's gonna be winning 2-0

[00:02:45] But then again though chat one nil is not bad

[00:02:56] Bro, Liverpool can can come back out of infield chat one nil is not bad. Who scored, bro

[00:03:06] Do way this other dude way this other dude way chat, what do you guys think bro? Ah

[00:03:12] Ah, that's not good.

[00:03:14] They're getting smoked.

[00:03:15] Let's see the stats.

[00:03:17] Let's see the stats.

[00:03:18] Let's see the stats.

[00:03:19] Let's see the stats.

[00:03:20] Let's see the stats though.

[00:03:21] Let's just see the stats.

[00:03:22] Relax.

[00:03:23] Six shots to one shot.

[00:03:31] Four shots on target to zero.

[00:03:33] 74% possession to 26% possession.

[00:03:36] Sweet mother.

[00:03:37] It's actually a massacre right now.

[00:03:40] It's all good.

[00:03:43] It's all good chat.

[00:03:44] Do you want to know why?

[00:03:46] Because leg two is in the end field, bro.

[00:03:49] It's all good.

[00:03:51] See Barca?

[00:03:55] Isn't Barca playing Atlético?

[00:03:57] Ooh.

[00:03:58] Ooh.

[00:03:59] Okay.

[00:04:00] What's going on today?

[00:04:04] It's fine, bro.

[00:04:05] It's all just first legs, bro.

[00:04:06] Chad, it's all just first legs, bro.

[00:04:08] But this isn't going well right now.

[00:04:10] This is going well.

[00:04:11] We'll keep checking.

[00:04:12] We'll keep checking.

[00:04:13] We'll keep checking.

[00:04:14] Bro, I can't believe Joe's getting training.

[00:04:15] Oh, this is bad.

[00:04:18] Look, if you did this here, that's wrong.

[00:04:23] This is so bad.

[00:04:24] Because if you took her queen, you would lose it for a pawn.

[00:04:27] So it's not that simple.

[00:04:29] Like, if it's protected, sure.

[00:04:32] But that doesn't mean, you know, like, okay, my queen's protected so I can go take

[00:04:36] the pawn.

[00:04:37] No.

[00:04:38] have to be like oh he's gonna take me and my queen's worth nine and the pawns

[00:04:41] worth one you know how much the pieces are worth or no I know Queen's worth

[00:04:46] more than a rock oh we're good no no we're good chat we are good I'm not

[00:04:54] gonna lose to Joe in the tournament one night in Bishop you can simplify

[00:04:58] chat what if I win the tournament guys seriously seriously seriously what if I

[00:05:02] win the tournament bro.

[00:05:04] The Queen. Yeah.

[00:05:06] And this would be...

[00:05:08] Why is the chat saying Jinxie get out?

[00:05:10] Jinxie get out.

[00:05:12] I'm studying my opponents bro.

[00:05:14] Studying my opponents.

[00:05:16] Something like this.

[00:05:18] I'm going to put the King here.

[00:05:20] Something like this.

[00:05:22] But this is a slightly different example.

[00:05:24] I'm watching you.

[00:05:26] So you have this position in the endgame.

[00:05:34] This is horrible news.

[00:05:35] I got banned!

[00:05:36] But that's just no!

[00:05:38] You don't know that technique to win this.

[00:05:41] No I got banned!

[00:05:42] Easy.

[00:05:43] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:05:50] You're getting a little ahead here.

[00:05:51] Like if you just check me with the queen.

[00:05:53] Unban me dude.

[00:05:54] So you're never gonna

[00:05:57] Unban me dude. You can go ahead. So promoter promote the queen

[00:06:01] Yes, you you spotted like if you're late game, this is gonna happen. You're gonna be late game

[00:06:05] You're gonna have 30 seconds of the clock

[00:06:09] And God and you know you're gonna have to win you're gonna be like how do I win this position? Okay like chat

[00:06:15] Who's better me or joe? Who's better me or joe at letting go?

[00:06:20] Wait what?

[00:06:24] In the 44th minute

[00:06:29] Own gold what

[00:06:33] Own gold and a red card. Are you actually fucking kidding me own gold and a great red card Jesus Christ

[00:06:46] What

[00:06:50] Brother what

[00:06:52] I don't like that Joe's training, bro.

[00:06:56] This is scaring me because I just met you, but make me proud.

[00:07:02] You know, make me proud.

[00:07:03] All right.

[00:07:04] Make the queen, though.

[00:07:05] Make the queen.

[00:07:06] Okay.

[00:07:07] So now just try and mate you like checkmate you.

[00:07:12] Yes.

[00:07:13] Yes.

[00:07:14] This is something called ladder check.

[00:07:15] I want to mate Joe in real life super far apart, right?

[00:07:21] So if I go here actually it's funny you have checkmate in one here, but it's a little too complicated

[00:07:26] So that's checkmate in on that checkmate shows the whole sixth rank

[00:07:30] I can that's checkmate. So move the other queen safely to the fifth rank like across so it controls the whole that's checkmate

[00:07:37] Yeah, now like a ladder alternate your feet

[00:07:45] Nice oh he's showing him ladder me so this this is the

[00:07:51] You just get two queens and I can't even get close to the queen now

[00:07:57] Yes, because your queens defend each other latter may latter may I remember my first beer. I remember my first beer

[00:08:03] Yo chat, I am what you would call in chess terms

[00:08:08] I'm the 300 yellow grim reaper and let me show you I'm the three

[00:08:13] 20-day street

[00:08:15] Am I not the most locked-in player?

[00:08:18] I'm the 300ilo brim reaper, bro.

[00:08:22] Ooh, 225, my bad.

[00:08:24] Some day we gon' set it off.

[00:08:27] Some day we gon' say too much, baby.

[00:08:31] Don't you write me up.

[00:08:36] I mean, if you're gonna hang up on,

[00:08:37] mm, he's not hanging up on.

[00:08:41] Chad, I'm doing the Shagori open, Shagori open.

[00:08:45] Do we care about this?

[00:08:50] I think I did the wrong queen, but I'm going to lose my queen if I do this.

[00:08:58] Wait thoughts on this?

[00:08:59] Oh, I'm going to lose my queen though.

[00:09:02] Oh no!

[00:09:03] Or not like we meant night, night, night, night, night, night.

[00:09:09] See chat, we'll just call him.

[00:09:14] The thing is, the reason why I'm going to win

[00:09:16] this tournament, Jack, is because I have put in the out.

[00:09:20] It doesn't matter that I suck at the game, bro.

[00:09:22] Ron's getting a trainer, two days before the tournament.

[00:09:25] Joe's getting a trainer, two days before the tournament.

[00:09:28] Bro, I'm lost, like, I've been training every day.

[00:09:32] And yeah, my ego's low, whatever.

[00:09:34] He doesn't matter, bro.

[00:09:36] Jack, he doesn't matter.

[00:09:38] Guys, I got this, bro.

[00:09:40] I'm always going to trade Matt if you want me to trade Matt.

[00:09:45] Take with the queen.

[00:09:46] Get his queen out someday.

[00:09:51] This is a good pawn because it protects the knife but it opens up this Bishop chat.

[00:09:56] Dude, we can castle soon.

[00:10:01] I love castle.

[00:10:04] I think we just totally fall back, but we do it like this.

[00:10:18] Be cool little, this guy's actually a cornball.

[00:10:24] Oh, this is good though.

[00:10:26] Look at this.

[00:10:28] I'm being so cheeky with the night.

[00:10:30] I know he's getting pissed.

[00:10:32] I'm being so cheeky with the nights. He's like I can't take his night. I'm gonna

[00:10:35] try to be like he chatted wait he sent me a message. He wants to chat. He wants

[00:10:41] to talk to me except Brazil player. Yo, he wants to chat. He wants to chat. Yo,

[00:10:49] Yo, yo, yo, yo, check it out, see?

[00:10:56] Yo.

[00:10:59] Wait, I'm on the clock?

[00:11:01] I'll trade.

[00:11:02] I wanna get that horse out of here.

[00:11:05] I'll let you know if he checks.

[00:11:06] Chad, I wanna get the horse out of there,

[00:11:08] that's really good, just trust me.

[00:11:10] Because watch this, fork.

[00:11:12] Well, it's not a fork, but it still threatens the queen.

[00:11:15] And now we have middle control again.

[00:11:17] I think I'm playing perfect right now.

[00:11:19] I would argue my development is better than his, because in two moves we have...

[00:11:29] He just hung a bishop. Let me triple-check this, but I think he just hung a bishop.

[00:11:35] He also hung his queen, well not really, but...

[00:11:39] FREE PISSAPITE!

[00:11:42] LET'S GO CHECKED!

[00:11:44] Someday we gonna set it off. Oh my god, I love Chats. I can't believe it took me 24 years to get into this. This is the, this is the greatest board game ever invented.

[00:11:58] Chats, as Levy would call this, what's the most vicious thing we could do right now? This. This is the most vicious thing we could do.

[00:12:07] Wait, he has to lose his rook.

[00:12:11] His rook can't move.

[00:12:12] He can't move his rook and look, he can't protect with the knight because look, he offers

[00:12:21] a trade.

[00:12:25] This is interesting.

[00:12:26] I don't want to trade with you, bro bro.

[00:12:29] Bro bro, I don't want to trade.

[00:12:31] Is there a way where we don't trade rooks?

[00:12:34] I think it's night B3 because boom blocked.

[00:12:41] I'm actually so good at chess it's disgusting.

[00:12:46] Look bro, we're not trading rooks.

[00:12:49] I'm taking that fucking rook.

[00:12:51] Yeah.

[00:12:56] Fuck!

[00:12:58] What happened to my game?

[00:13:00] What happened to my?

[00:13:01] I'm the worst human being to ever exist. I'm the worst human being to ever exist. Where's

[00:13:14] my camera? Chad, I did not remove my camera. Oh my god, my camera's broken. Oh my god,

[00:13:20] Oh, we gotta play the rest of this game with a broken camera.

[00:13:24] Fuck!

[00:13:32] I SAWED!

[00:13:34] But I didn't see that chat. I didn't see it.

[00:13:37] No, no, I didn't see it though chat.

[00:13:39] I didn't see it.

[00:13:43] Please take this. Be an idiot. Be an idiot. Please, Alex.

[00:13:46] Okay, Vommel, Vommel.

[00:13:52] I mean, Tate threatened the queen, maybe?

[00:13:56] Who am I kidding?

[00:14:00] It is a free pond, though.

[00:14:01] You know what?

[00:14:02] We always take free ponds for all my cameras act like actually broken.

[00:14:05] I'm not even kidding, Jeff.

[00:14:08] There is a crack in my camera, but I don't know if it's in the center, so I could

[00:14:12] be good.

[00:14:13] But I'm running out of time, too.

[00:14:15] Chad, I wouldn't fix my camera but I'm on a time constraint, Shia-sa!

[00:14:23] Okay, I might be tweaking but I'm pretty sure this guy just hung another pawn.

[00:14:27] What am I saying? This guy sucks! We can easily come back!

[00:14:30] No, no, no, no, no, we can easily come back! This guy's not good, bro!

[00:14:40] BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[00:14:42] Bro if my camera wasn't broken I would have saw that check you could say tap if my camera wasn't broken

[00:14:49] I was playing out of them

[00:14:52] But I'm telling you chat five minute chest. It's not for the it's not for the faint of heart, bro

[00:14:59] Five minute chest is not easy

[00:15:05] So job was about some of the first game there

[00:15:07] Joe's training, so I'm gonna train.

[00:15:11] No, no, no.

[00:15:11] Joe's training, so I'm gonna train.

[00:15:13] 20 streak for what?

[00:15:17] Clean pawn.

[00:15:21] All right, everybody in the chat,

[00:15:24] take a deep breath, lock in.

[00:15:26] Everybody in the chat, take a deep breath, lock in.

[00:15:37] What we need to do is we need to go here, this way this pitch is protected, and we can

[00:15:45] develop this.

[00:15:48] Okay, let's think here.

[00:16:00] Why is he doing that?

[00:16:01] You know what I'm going to do is think, let's just develop.

[00:16:04] We need to do a better job of keeping our fucking...

[00:16:12] Okay, we can castle soon.

[00:16:23] This night is not a bad shout at all.

[00:16:25] I have so holy development.

[00:16:26] Holy development!

[00:16:28] This night is not a bad shout at all.

[00:16:30] Jack, my development is not bad.

[00:16:33] I told you, I'm the 200 elo grim reaper.

[00:16:35] I might not be good at chess, bro.

[00:16:37] But he's offering a queen,

[00:16:42] or he's offering a,

[00:16:45] but if he takes here, he's not really threatening anything

[00:16:48] because that's protected.

[00:16:50] Guys, what do we do?

[00:16:51] Win and doubt, develop it out.

[00:16:54] Remember what Levy said, bro?

[00:16:56] Keep it simple, idiot.

[00:16:58] Keep it simple.

[00:16:59] Develop, castle, develop, castle.

[00:17:01] Then we play.

[00:17:02] We don't do anything.

[00:17:04] We don't do a thing.

[00:17:06] Besides develop castle.

[00:17:08] Develop castle.

[00:17:14] I'm always down to trade.

[00:17:15] You know me, Chow.

[00:17:16] I'm a trade-y guy.

[00:17:17] I'm a trade-y fucking guy.

[00:17:19] Always down for a little trade action.

[00:17:23] We have two knights.

[00:17:24] He has no bishops.

[00:17:26] We have, okay.

[00:17:31] He took both of our bishops.

[00:17:36] Huh.

[00:17:38] What's the point of that?

[00:17:40] His next play is that, but then he loses his knight.

[00:17:43] His next play is that to threaten the rook.

[00:17:45] Oh, that's actually a terrifying play.

[00:17:48] Oh, that's actually game losing.

[00:17:50] How do we even defend this, y'all?

[00:17:54] We might actually lose, because he's going to do this, but then I can't even take

[00:17:58] with the king. All right, let's think. No, I don't know. We're good. Night takes. We're

[00:18:10] good. I'm panicking too much. That is not going to be checked made. Biggest chat. Take.

[00:18:20] Take, this fork is unbearable to deal with though.

[00:18:31] I mean, protein shake, everything's protected.

[00:18:33] What is your plan, bro?

[00:18:35] Everything's protected.

[00:18:37] Take, done.

[00:18:38] Take, wait, wait, wait.

[00:18:41] Take, take, take, take.

[00:18:44] This is such a good queen.

[00:18:57] This is forces him.

[00:18:58] I should have probably just did this.

[00:19:00] I don't know why, but because then that's check.

[00:19:06] Who is texting me?

[00:19:12] Yeah, bro, if he does this, he's blundering his queen.

[00:19:15] He's gonna blunder his queen.

[00:19:17] I'm not even kidding.

[00:19:17] He's a good boy.

[00:19:19] Now we've got in the night.

[00:19:20] See how much faster I'm playing than him?

[00:19:22] Jack, I'm playing faster than him

[00:19:24] because I wanna be up on time.

[00:19:26] I'm playing faster than him because why, Jack?

[00:19:28] Because I'm experienced in two out of eight in low ground.

[00:19:31] I'm the two out of eight in low grim reaper.

[00:19:32] Yup, fall back.

[00:19:34] Move our rook to a semi open file.

[00:19:41] This could be interesting.

[00:19:42] Take, take, no, but the night, the night, the night,

[00:19:46] the night, the night.

[00:19:47] Ooh, free pawn.

[00:19:49] Ladies and gentlemen, I am not, oh, it's a trap,

[00:19:52] it's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap,

[00:19:54] because Chat, he wants me to take

[00:19:55] because then he can do this.

[00:19:59] Actually, but he can't because nothing's protecting it.

[00:20:02] Let's have a little bit more confidence

[00:20:03] because Chat, if he does this, yeah, whatever,

[00:20:05] free queen, doesn't mean anything.

[00:20:09] That play only worked before

[00:20:11] because the knight was protecting it.

[00:20:12] You know what I'm saying, Chad?

[00:20:14] Bro, if I actually lock in today,

[00:20:15] I could fly up and you know, let's fly.

[00:20:20] Bro, I'm thinking of a disgusting mating pattern here.

[00:20:23] Chad, thoughts on this?

[00:20:26] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:20:27] No, the night, the night, the night.

[00:20:32] Okay, this is interesting.

[00:20:34] Take forces the queen out.

[00:20:38] Queen comes here.

[00:20:42] Could I like find a way to... ooh, this initiates. Let me think. I wanted to take

[00:20:52] with this pawn so I can get this rook going.

[00:20:59] This is good because take, he's definitely gonna take but then we just

[00:21:05] Okay. He just blundered. He just blundered and lost the game.

[00:21:15] The question is though, I should probably take with this, huh?

[00:21:21] Is it better to take with the pawn of the night?

[00:21:25] The next gives us a little bit more coverage here.

[00:21:35] I think he's about to check me, but I don't really know how to stop it.

[00:21:39] How about we just defend everything and offer a queen trade?

[00:21:45] Offering a queen trade is never bad here.

[00:21:53] I think offering a queen trade is the best thing to do.

[00:21:57] Because look, it goes take, take.

[00:22:04] take he has no queen were up material uptime the big difference between five

[00:22:09] minute and ten minute chess at this elo is five minute chest normally ends in

[00:22:14] time ten minute chest normally ends in Jack me at this elo I know how elo

[00:22:19] probably not but at this elo look he's panicking just keep it simple and you

[00:22:24] actually win you win all the time if I didn't hang my queen last game I was

[00:22:29] kicking the last guy's ass I just hung my queen it was to be fair really

[00:22:32] hard to see because my queen was here and his queen was here it's like okay now

[00:22:38] that is a good play by him oh no wait he just blundered the entire game because

[00:22:42] we still get the queen trade regardless none of this matters because he's gonna

[00:22:47] take it doesn't matter we got the queen trade any ways to time thinking about it

[00:22:51] now we take his pawn our night protected this pawn threat we start

[00:22:57] getting some checks going. This is good too. I actually, I mean chat, am I getting better

[00:23:08] chat type? Yes or no? Am I getting better? Yes or no? It's a simple question. Am I getting

[00:23:15] better? No, shut up. I'm getting better y'all. He's threatening. Okay, let's think. Why

[00:23:24] Why is he doing this?

[00:23:25] He's threatening my knight.

[00:23:28] This is protected.

[00:23:31] We're all good son.

[00:23:33] All good.

[00:23:34] Wait, but this isn't even a threat.

[00:23:37] No, no, no.

[00:23:38] This isn't even in danger.

[00:23:39] Look.

[00:23:40] It's protected by the pump.

[00:23:41] Let's just do this.

[00:23:43] All I'm doing is just keep it at simple.

[00:23:45] I have a time lead and a material lead.

[00:23:48] Bro, just resign.

[00:23:49] resign now. In chat, what do we call that? A cool, calm, collected victory. That's

[00:23:58] all it is. Everything's calm, everything's okay, nobody's panicking, and it's a free

[00:24:04] win. He's gonna take with his rook, I'm gonna take here, and yeah bro, hey Gigi's my boy.

[00:24:11] Someday we gon' set it off!

[00:24:15] Guys, let's fucking go!

[00:24:19] We had a blunder? What was the blunder? No way! No way there was a blunder!

[00:24:24] No way there was a blunder in here! What?

[00:24:32] My game rating was 900.

[00:24:35] My game rating was 900. I'm so locked!

[00:24:40] This ignores the attack on the night, okay, I see, I see, I see, okay, baby.

[00:25:10] All right, Argentina player.

[00:25:22] What's he doing, car recon?

[00:25:23] Bro, he's doing car recon, I think.

[00:25:26] Chai, isn't that, oh nevermind,

[00:25:27] he's doing some crazy shit.

[00:25:29] Wait, holy blunder.

[00:25:34] I mean, he can't castle that way now.

[00:25:36] He literally can't castle that way.

[00:25:43] Nights before bishops.

[00:25:44] Remember what Levi said?

[00:25:45] Nights before bishops.

[00:25:46] Knights before bishops.

[00:26:09] This is tricky because this next place is going to be here and then I can't castle.

[00:26:13] Where can I move this night? Here I guess.

[00:26:18] We're just going to castle. Everybody calm down.

[00:26:23] Fuck down!

[00:26:31] Holy development. Bro's getting development mod.

[00:26:43] What side does the queen make more sense on?

[00:26:46] Let's go rook e1, because this is semi open file.

[00:26:51] Now if he tries to do this,

[00:26:53] hello Mr. King.

[00:26:55] I've got it.

[00:27:04] Okay.

[00:27:12] Moderately open file.

[00:27:14] This is never a bad shout. King has more escape routes or escape routes.

[00:27:19] That's amazing material.

[00:27:21] I'm going to try to refrain from touching these pods.

[00:27:24] But holy like,

[00:27:27] brother, I have a fucking,

[00:27:29] I have a fucking militia back here and I'm uptime.

[00:27:32] I'm always gonna be out time cuz I've studied I've studied my fucking openings, bro

[00:27:39] Let's think what spot for the night makes more sense here or here

[00:27:45] Probably here

[00:27:47] We're kind of blocking our queen

[00:27:50] But now that's fine because our next move is here

[00:27:53] We never put our night in the corners chat. Never ever ever

[00:27:58] This is fine

[00:27:59] As long as I just keep playing fast, like, can't lose!

[00:28:04] Because then, boom, we have a patrolling knight protected by a pawn.

[00:28:07] We have a bishop protected by a pawn.

[00:28:09] Another knight behind him.

[00:28:10] We have, like, a double knight attack here.

[00:28:15] This is an intriguing play to say at a late.

[00:28:18] We can't do that knight anymore, because then we'll just lose a bit.

[00:28:20] Well, no, we can.

[00:28:22] Wait, we really can.

[00:28:23] Because then, look, take, take, open file.

[00:28:27] And then our rook's finally firing.

[00:28:30] This is the pop we wanted.

[00:28:31] Let's pop this board up in a little bit.

[00:28:34] Take, take, send me open file, bang!

[00:28:37] Oh, wait a minute.

[00:28:41] This is a nasty night, though.

[00:28:45] Oh, no, it's dead to the phone.

[00:28:46] What am I thinking?

[00:28:48] Wait, this is a nasty night, though.

[00:28:51] This threatens the queen.

[00:28:53] Oh, no, I lose to the bishop.

[00:28:55] Brought on this guy's doing a really good job

[00:28:57] of pressuring me, man.

[00:29:00] Everywhere the night goes, it's dead, besides here.

[00:29:07] Literally, every where my night goes, it dies.

[00:29:10] This is a hanging pawn.

[00:29:12] No, it's not, no, it's not.

[00:29:13] Bro, this is actually a defensive standoff.

[00:29:16] Everywhere my night goes, it's dead right now.

[00:29:24] I wanna move.

[00:29:27] I don't know, I am developing better than him, but I think it's time to get our queen in

[00:29:36] the slot here.

[00:29:38] Probably his fucking ponds are pissing me off!

[00:29:47] Queen's out and about. Bro, but that fucking Bishop is absolutely unbearable. I need to

[00:30:04] pop this board open a little bit here, chat. This is bad. I need to pop this shit open.

[00:30:08] Pause. No, but seriously, I need to pop this shit open. Here we go. He did it for me.

[00:30:14] Good boy.

[00:30:15] Take,

[00:30:18] take,

[00:30:25] wait, I have a fork, I have a fork, brother.

[00:30:29] Wait, why did he move his queen there?

[00:30:31] That's a blunder, that's a blunder, that's a blunder.

[00:30:34] All of it's a blunder, besides, no, that's all a blunder.

[00:30:37] So let's just totally ignore this

[00:30:39] and let's just fork his bishop

[00:30:44] Well, it's not really a fork, now that I think about it.

[00:30:51] Huh.

[00:30:58] This is an interesting check.

[00:31:03] He's going to lose the game right now, because he's going to take, or he's not going to do that.

[00:31:08] Yep, he's going to lose the game.

[00:31:11] So what do you have to say about this, my good sir?

[00:31:19] The rooks are still protecting each other.

[00:31:23] He's in a lot of danger chat.

[00:31:27] Because then he's going to go like something stupid like this and then Blunder is clean.

[00:31:33] Or he's going to be like that or just something dumb.

[00:31:36] His queen's actually fucked.

[00:31:38] Dead here, dead here.

[00:31:40] Dead here, dead here. He ignores everything. It's not a bad shout from the kid, huh?

[00:31:51] Is that me?

[00:32:12] Whoa.

[00:32:14] Is that me?

[00:32:15] How's that not me?

[00:32:16] It goes here?

[00:32:19] wait oh that's why it's not me okay that makes sense let's keep checking this

[00:32:28] fucker no no we're not we're not gonna do that

[00:32:32] brother i don't know what to do now my i'm running out of time

[00:32:37] threaten the bishop no i thought i had a vision

[00:32:41] This guy's an interesting fellow.

[00:32:50] No, I put it in my clasp!

[00:33:09] I have to win on time.

[00:33:10] It's my only hope now.

[00:33:12] I have to win on time.

[00:33:13] There's no way I can win by meeting him.

[00:33:29] Hanging Bishop.

[00:33:30] Bro hung his Bishop.

[00:33:32] I have to win on time.

[00:33:33] There's no fucking way we win by May.

[00:33:36] We have to win on time chat.

[00:33:37] Everybody lock in.

[00:33:39] have to one on time, have to one on time.

[00:34:01] Five minutes just isn't enough, Rob.

[00:34:18] Half to one on time.

[00:34:19] No other option.

[00:34:20] Half to one on time.

[00:34:21] Don't have much movement left here, boys.

[00:34:22] I don't have much moose left here, boys.

[00:34:32] I don't have much moose left, boys.

[00:34:40] I don't have much moose left, boys.

[00:34:44] He's running out of time, though.

[00:34:45] He's running out of time.

[00:34:46] He's trying to check maybe.

[00:34:48] He's running out of fucking time!

[00:34:54] I blundered my night.

[00:35:06] He blundered.

[00:35:12] He blundered.

[00:35:14] YES!!!

[00:35:17] YES!

[00:35:22] LET'S FUCKING GO!

[00:35:27] Two wins in a row. I'm the king of two iron evil bitch!

[00:35:34] Killbillie attack, killbillie attack. I learned this one, I learned this one.

[00:35:39] Wait, what's my next move?

[00:35:41] It's this, but I have to get the pawn chain.

[00:35:44] Which I'm doing Karakhan.

[00:35:46] For KaroKan I have to get the palm chain. This is never a bad shout.

[00:35:57] I don't know if we can do the palm chain anymore though.

[00:36:01] Try to do this and then like that and then like that.

[00:36:08] Wait he's gonna try to do some cringe.

[00:36:16] what the fuck is that what did i just lose to

[00:36:24] hillbilly attack what the fuck is that

[00:36:39] hey everyone this is kevin from the chest website.com and today we're going to be going over the hill

[00:36:43] 16 minutes!

[00:36:45] What the fuck was- what did I just lose to?

[00:37:10] How's that me?

[00:37:11] Oh my gosh. You absolute cringe lord. That is so fucking cringe. So if you ever see this early game,

[00:37:22] the threatening this. Bro I've never died to an early checkmate before. Now if somebody

[00:37:27] somebody does have a tournament I'm actually gonna fucking lose it. Bro what? This guy's

[00:37:49] like mirroring me and I don't know what's happening.

[00:38:09] I just blundered because I was doing too fast. I just blundered because I was going too fast.

[00:38:13] Oh no, I didn't blunder. I didn't blunder. The bishop is the most overpowered thing

[00:38:17] ever we didn't bond there we're good bang bang fucking watch it

[00:38:47] The thing is, his next play is this.

[00:39:06] So why don't we just block it?

[00:39:07] Like I know that's bad to move that pawn, but if his next play, oh, that's why it's

[00:39:13] bad.

[00:39:14] What else do I do?

[00:39:17] I'm just going to get forced to move.

[00:39:20] I don't know what I'm supposed to do in that scenario.

[00:39:23] He's just going to force me.

[00:39:30] Wow, does it actually know where my knight can go?

[00:39:36] Does it actually know where my knight can go?

[00:39:38] Ah, wow, that's nutty.

[00:39:44] I mean, this is a pretty good Bishop exchange.

[00:39:51] Now I'm just going to get pinned again.

[00:40:04] Yeah, I shouldn't really be pre-moving.

[00:40:08] Well, if he does this, it's dead. This, it's dead.

[00:40:12] It's not really threatening anything.

[00:40:13] So let's just castle. Dead and dead. Oh, he's threatening that.

[00:40:22] I'm actually about to freaking freak out.

[00:40:27] Bro, the knight is so sneaky, Jesus! His next move is literally right here.

[00:40:36] How do we stop this, bro?

[00:40:38] This is a pretty forcing move.

[00:40:46] We do have an open file for our Rook though.

[00:40:49] Bro, this guy's playing fast.

[00:40:51] I gotta play fast!

[00:40:54] Alright.

[00:40:56] Now, can we develop?

[00:41:00] Can we develop?

[00:41:03] Yes.

[00:41:04] Let's fucking develop that. Let's get the Knights out. Let's get the Queen going. Let's get the Rook in the open fucking file. Let's go boys.

[00:41:15] This is what chess is all about, mother sucker.

[00:41:19] Bro, I actually see a pretty dirty play here. Open file protected by the Bishop. Let's get the Queen out next. Let's get a battering ram going.

[00:41:33] Let's get this going. Let's get this fucking night out of the way. Let's start to fight

[00:41:44] back and show a little fucking resistance. Let's throw a little resistance out there.

[00:41:50] Interesting. So why? Here's what we're going to do. Ignore that, push the night out.

[00:42:00] This knight literally can't do anything except run.

[00:42:04] Oh, okay.

[00:42:07] I hung.

[00:42:08] Yeah, Chess is just so hard because there's so much shit to focus on at once.

[00:42:11] It's actually insane.

[00:42:15] What am I hanging now?

[00:42:16] I'm sure I'm hanging something new now.

[00:42:18] I'm sure there's something now that I just hung.

[00:42:21] His bishop's going to get away too.

[00:42:23] On the bright side, at least he's going to lose a knight.

[00:42:25] This is very winnable.

[00:42:26] Wait, he hung his bishop?

[00:42:30] He hung his bishop. Is he going to hang us tonight? What the fuck is he doing? Oh, check.

[00:42:52] Don't be a back rank, please. Please don't tell me this is a back rank. No, as long as

[00:42:56] That's how rooks there were good.

[00:43:00] Okay, he took my pawn, but he gave me his knight.

[00:43:03] We're actually kind of back in this game.

[00:43:05] Is this guy brain dead?

[00:43:07] He's going to go here.

[00:43:08] Oh, whoa.

[00:43:17] Check, bitch, what now?

[00:43:18] I think I just found the best play in that scenario.

[00:43:21] He goes here, and then we go here,

[00:43:24] and then we threaten the brook.

[00:43:28] I'm kind of saucing him.

[00:43:30] His next play is just here or here.

[00:43:36] Yeah, brook's in danger.

[00:43:39] I kind of broke through his ass.

[00:43:41] Pause.

[00:43:43] You better move that brook, buddy.

[00:43:45] You better move that fucking brook.

[00:43:47] I got so much fight in me, chat.

[00:43:48] I was losing this game,

[00:43:49] but we now are in the lead, time-wise.

[00:43:52] And position-wise, worst night I've ever seen in my life.

[00:43:58] What is the point of that night?

[00:44:01] To temporarily threaten the queen?

[00:44:03] I'm just gonna, I have legs.

[00:44:06] All right, now, both of the rooks are protected.

[00:44:10] The knight is not protected,

[00:44:12] but does it even matter if I could just threaten checkmate?

[00:44:15] No, I can't threaten checkmate.

[00:44:17] Let's protect the knight.

[00:44:22] Both of the rooks are protected.

[00:44:30] The knight is now protected.

[00:44:32] We're not letting shit happen.

[00:44:35] Now let's just push upon him to the knight and just make the knight move.

[00:44:38] Bro, we have something sexy planned here.

[00:44:41] He has to move his queen.

[00:44:46] He kind of fucked himself with that.

[00:44:48] I think we could just ignore everything and just threaten the knight.

[00:44:52] Oh, let's try it in the night.

[00:44:55] Okay, puts me in check again.

[00:44:56] I don't know what the point of that is.

[00:44:58] Where's gonna get my bishop?

[00:45:00] That's the point of it.

[00:45:02] This seems like a blue under.

[00:45:07] Oh, we can't get my bishop

[00:45:09] because of the fucking bro.

[00:45:11] We can't even get backramps anymore, we're good.

[00:45:14] Bro, you can't get my bishop because of the pawn,

[00:45:16] and you can't get my pawn because of the king.

[00:45:18] This guy's fucked, bro.

[00:45:20] Now his knight's in trouble.

[00:45:22] actually oh okay took my phone whatever we probably shouldn't stall out here

[00:45:40] Ooh, let's pin the knight. I'm actually like playing so well today. Let's pin the

[00:45:46] knight. Check! This guy's a loose cannon, bro. I think my next play is just this.

[00:46:00] This guy's under a lot of attack! I want to get my my queen involved. My next

[00:46:07] This place should be here.

[00:46:13] Matt does nothing.

[00:46:15] His queen's in a lot of danger.

[00:46:17] His queen's in a lot of danger.

[00:46:21] We're up material.

[00:46:22] We gotta keep the time needed.

[00:46:23] I gotta play fast.

[00:46:24] This guy's not ever gonna mate me with 30 seconds down to.

[00:46:27] He will never mate me.

[00:46:29] The only way I lose is time.

[00:46:30] That's it. It's the only way.

[00:46:32] It's enough chat. Hear me out.

[00:46:35] What are our thoughts on check with the boo-no

[00:46:43] threatened the bishop like that?

[00:46:49] The king literally can't take.

[00:46:52] He's not ever gonna meet me.

[00:46:53] All we have to do is just keep pressuring him.

[00:46:56] He's panicking, so he's trying to just check meet me.

[00:47:01] Wait, how's the material?

[00:47:03] Am I missing something?

[00:47:05] What just happened?

[00:47:06] How's he got material?

[00:47:10] Wait, what just happened?

[00:47:15] He's not gonna mate me though.

[00:47:17] This is locked up.

[00:47:18] Nah, I'm good, I'm good.

[00:47:19] Don't worry, Chad, we're fine.

[00:47:23] I'm up so much, I'm at like time.

[00:47:26] This is fundamental, bro.

[00:47:29] Take the pieces, I don't care.

[00:47:30] I got the time on my side.

[00:47:35] It's another fucking dub!

[00:47:37] Childlike, let's go!

[00:47:40] PSG, what?

[00:47:53] Second legs at Anfield, chat, remember.

[00:47:56] Second legs at Anfield.

[00:47:58] Boys, why not another?

[00:48:01] Child, I'm winning so many games, bro.

[00:48:03] I'm winning so many games. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What does this mean?

[00:48:08] What does this mean? What does this mean?

[00:48:14] Trade. Isn't this King's Gambit? England Gambit. I thought this was called King's Gambit.

[00:48:23] Isn't there like a trick to this? There's something he's going to do

[00:48:26] because it looks like I'm just up a material. Wait, he's giving me this as well.

[00:48:30] Well, what is this guy doing?

[00:48:37] All right, now we just develop, right?

[00:48:38] And act like nothing happened.

[00:48:49] There's got to be a trick to whatever you just did.

[00:48:57] Let's stop thinking so much and just develop.

[00:49:09] I feel like it should probably be nice before Bishop's there.

[00:49:27] We're about to be in a castling position, we're about to be castling boys.

[00:49:41] Queen to check.

[00:49:44] Wait, can I force him to trade queens with me?

[00:49:51] I think I can.

[00:49:52] Yeah, he has to trade because I'm just gonna trade because I want to trade and

[00:50:05] yeah I have better development than he does so

[00:50:22] There's a lot to follow right now, there's a lot of shit to follow.

[00:50:28] But we're tied in material and I'm up in time.

[00:50:34] Let's go.

[00:50:35] We're going to lose our brook.

[00:50:40] So let's go here.

[00:50:44] This guy has a lot of like lanes to fire at me on this kind of scary.

[00:50:53] But I can get a dirty check going in a second.

[00:50:59] This would be more material trade.

[00:51:02] His bishop gets drawn out of position.

[00:51:05] I have to deal with this fucking.

[00:51:18] And then we're also doing this.

[00:51:19] He's gonna move his- wait, he just sold.

[00:51:22] That's check.

[00:51:23] Keep rockin'!

[00:51:24] Move.

[00:51:25] Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[00:51:31] Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[00:51:37] I want a rook from this exchange, I think.

[00:51:39] I want a pawn, I mean, I want a pawn.

[00:51:43] Take, take.

[00:51:45] I want a pawn from this on 99% sure.

[00:51:49] Rage is sold.

[00:51:53] We got to get the time lead though.

[00:51:55] We got to play faster.

[00:51:56] Got to play faster.

[00:51:57] Guys, I'm getting so much fuckin' about today!

[00:52:00] Take, take.

[00:52:02] Alright, beautiful.

[00:52:04] Wait, I went a knight too?

[00:52:06] Let's go!

[00:52:08] Yes!

[00:52:11] Alright, now.

[00:52:13] How do we checkmate this fucker?

[00:52:19] Bro, do we even need to checkmate him?

[00:52:23] Let's just check him.

[00:52:25] Let's create a vicious sequence of checks that leads into checkmate.

[00:52:37] You know what?

[00:52:38] Let's just trade.

[00:52:39] Let's just trade.

[00:52:40] One last thing to deal with.

[00:52:42] Let's just trade.

[00:52:43] He's too smart.

[00:52:48] I want to move my shit together.

[00:52:50] way this is always always always protecting. I have like a battering ram here. He's gonna

[00:53:09] go what is his move it's there he might take oh I just got fucked up there that

[00:53:21] was on me just reset all I gotta do take oh I just blundered the game I can't do

[00:53:34] that. I'm not even... I just blundered the game, bliss. Oh no. Alright, so whoever wins

[00:53:43] is going to be a time win. Neither of us are good enough to checkmate. It's going to be

[00:53:46] a time win. We have a minute to be fucking great. I have to play the fastest chess that

[00:53:57] ever played in my life. He's going to try to check maybe which is why he's going to

[00:54:08] lose or even material. I play the fastest chance I've ever played in my life.

[00:54:27] I have to get the time to leave this is going back.

[00:54:39] We both have the same exact plan.

[00:54:41] I'm going to offer our book trade in a second, see if he even spots it.

[00:55:11] But you can't checkmate in this position, what the fuck are you doing?

[00:55:27] You can't checkmate in this position, you can't do it, it's not even possible.

[00:55:35] You're not going to checkmate me, so what is your plan?

[00:55:38] Show a ship out of me got a mess.

[00:55:42] How do you feel about that? I just fucked you. You just lost.

[00:55:46] You have to move your book back.

[00:55:52] My next place should be this and then that.

[00:56:00] This should be my next play.

[00:56:04] Bro, there's nothing you can do.

[00:56:06] just give it up. There's nothing you can do man. There's nothing you can do to me. My

[00:56:13] next place is just this. We are now winning on time chat. Focus! I have a pond storm

[00:56:28] coming at him I'm sending my king now this side of the boards locked up this

[00:56:42] side of the boards like I'm up so much time he's trying to check maybe look at

[00:56:46] this look at this guy look at this guy shut up and he's gonna lose cuts of it

[00:56:52] What's he trying to do?

[00:56:59] I'm sorry, you just never check meeting me here.

[00:57:04] I have this protecting this.

[00:57:06] It's over dude.

[00:57:07] It's literally over.

[00:57:08] You're never, ever, ever check meeting me here bro.

[00:57:11] Just gonna keep it a beam bro.

[00:57:19] You're never checkmate me. He's gonna try to do like, is he gonna try to convert his,

[00:57:32] oh he just blundered, GG bro. Hey bro, nice playing with you my boy.

[00:57:49] Another fucking dub, another fucking dub, another fucking dub, my brothers.

[00:58:08] Yes!

[00:58:15] Holy time control, guys!

[00:58:19] Holy time control!

[00:58:22] Holy time!

[00:58:23] Phone please, what's up, Rich?

[00:58:29] Oh, you want to do the 2v2 now?

[00:58:31] You want to do the 2v2 now, Richie?

[00:58:35] 20 minutes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, I got a brilliant. Let me see. Glaze me.

[00:58:52] Someday we gonna send it off.

[00:58:59] Yo, yo, yo, yo, you want it to be to me and Muda in 20 minutes?

[00:59:02] Yeah, bro, that's fine. You don't be out of care. Um, let me, let me make sure Squirtle's

[00:59:12] down. I gotta make sure Squirtle and Moodar down. Word to bro, word to bro.

[00:59:23] Oh, bad one after he sucks.

[00:59:27] Chad had a brilliant in there?

[00:59:30] Bro, Squirtle's not on.

[00:59:33] Squirtle's not on.

[00:59:36] Might be cooked.

[00:59:41] Chad, let me see my brilliant.

[00:59:42] Let me see my brilliant.

[00:59:47] I don't know if I've gotten a brilliant yet.

[00:59:53] Where was my brilliant?

[01:00:48] Chat looks to my brilliant.

[01:00:51] Am I too far back?

[01:00:54] Too far back?

[01:00:56] Huh?

[01:01:01] Guys, I don't see my brilliant.

[01:01:12] Checked Barca?

[01:01:24] Oh my God, bro.

[01:01:28] Oh my God.

[01:01:32] What happened to my Champions League predictions?

[01:01:36] Wow.

[01:01:40] Mood of color?

[01:01:43] Yo, Mood of what's up, bro?

[01:01:45] Just gave me two things, bro.

[01:01:46] First of all, is my chest, are my nipples separated?

[01:01:56] Let me look again.

[01:01:57] Yeah, yes, bro.

[01:01:59] Yes.

[01:02:01] Okay, and second of all,

[01:02:03] what are the chances me and you

[01:02:04] can win against Wichita Squirtle?

[01:02:08] Pretty high, pretty high, I'm gonna be honest.

[01:02:10] Bro!

[01:02:10] I'm gonna get the shit out of you, I guess though.

[01:02:13] Yeah, I'm down.

[01:02:13] But bro, I don't think we can do it.

[01:02:15] Squirrel's not even awake.

[01:02:16] Why not even awake?

[01:02:17] What?!

[01:02:19] Yeah, he was last seen 16 hours ago.

[01:02:22] This kid lives and breathes X-Box.

[01:02:24] If he's on, he's awake.

[01:02:25] If he's off, he's off.

[01:02:28] Oh my god, are you serious?

[01:02:29] I was gonna do it later, but Richie can't do it later,

[01:02:32] so it might be chop today, bro.

[01:02:37] Okay, fuck.

[01:02:40] it's all good twin ski pride tomorrow then fuck it all right bro if he's on

[01:02:49] he's awake yeah bro if he's awake he's on his Xbox period it's that simple if

[01:02:55] he's away he's on his Xbox like all right one more game about a three-game

[01:03:00] winning streak my e-lows actually flying oh my god he's doing he's doing

[01:03:07] scholars made. How do we solve this? What the f... Oh, well, that's fine, I guess. I don't really care.

[01:03:24] Because then he takes, but then, but what is this guy? This guy's the worst player I've ever seen.

[01:03:30] Wait, I don't want to flip this into a queen. Let me wait on that. Hold that thought.

[01:03:37] I kind of want to flip this into a queen, bro.

[01:03:51] If I, well, he just hung his bishop, bro, this guy's the worst player I've ever seen

[01:03:55] in my life.

[01:03:56] He just hung his bishop.

[01:03:57] Is he going to hang his rook?

[01:03:58] Is he going to hang his rook?

[01:04:04] Brother, there are players that are worse than me, chat, I'm not the worst player in

[01:04:08] the world.

[01:04:09] Brother, this guy's hanging something every move, holy shit!

[01:04:12] He just hung his knife!

[01:04:14] What is this guy on?

[01:04:24] Drive a need to castle against this guy.

[01:04:33] My queen's gone.

[01:04:34] Does castle even matter?

[01:04:36] Brother, what is this guy doing like legitimately?

[01:04:42] Let's go back to the fundamentals.

[01:04:43] Let's get control of the middle.

[01:04:45] This guy's in no position to checkmate me.

[01:04:47] Wait.

[01:04:48] Is that checkmate?

[01:04:52] Let's just check him.

[01:04:53] his whole plans up. Where can he even go? Here? Oh, he just hung his rook! What am I doing?

[01:05:04] It's fine, we got him anyways. Bro, he hung his rook. Check again. I'm all over this guy's

[01:05:15] Let's ask check again and how can I, how can I checkmate this fucker.

[01:05:33] This guy is the worst player I've ever seen in my life.

[01:05:44] Hanging pawn.

[01:05:45] Bro, all of his shit's gone.

[01:05:52] This is never a bad shout.

[01:05:53] Bro, I'm taking everything from this guy.

[01:05:59] And then he moves his rook.

[01:06:02] the fuck is this guy doing this is a nasty check here tell me this check it's

[01:06:09] protected okay appreciate the knife bro this guy's just handing me shit oh I'm

[01:06:21] in check though all right let's lock in here and make sure we don't completely

[01:06:24] fuck up the game I want to get my rook to this file and offer a trade don't

[01:06:31] know what the fuck he's doing yet again. He'll probably take the trade too,

[01:06:36] because this guy has a boulder in his head. Yep. Alright, now all we got to do is

[01:06:42] just checkmate. Check.

[01:06:47] Wait, can I just, like, convert?

[01:06:57] Can I just convert this?

[01:06:58] I didn't mean to do that.

[01:07:02] I did not mean to do that.

[01:07:03] I just mis-clicked.

[01:07:04] It doesn't matter, chat.

[01:07:05] None of this shit matters.

[01:07:07] You resign now. Bro, has that four wins in a row? It's my biggest winning streak ever.

[01:07:27] We're heating up right before the tournament. Can we heating up right before the tournament?

[01:07:36] What is it?

[01:07:38] What is the can bed?

[01:07:44] Uh,

[01:07:48] Well,

[01:07:52] Ken, what do you think this?

[01:07:54] The jinxy situation?

[01:08:00] Chat this bit.

[01:08:02] I think I've already like seen similar stuff to this. I've already kind of seen this vid,

[01:08:09] tbh. I've already kind of seen it, Jeff. I've already kind of seen it, y'all. I'm gonna go tickle.

[01:08:16] I'll be back. Be out of me, be out of me.

[01:08:32] you

[01:09:32] to make you love me for the first time.

[01:09:58] you love me for the first time chat what it is good gamers what it is good

[01:10:06] gamers

[01:10:13] do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

[01:10:18] hide mine what is your record in this game hide mine 114

[01:10:24] Let's get on fucking Rocket League, boys. Let's get on fucking Rocket League, boys.

[01:10:34] Alright, have it on Rocket League in a couple of days. Chat, there should be a turning at

[01:10:50] six no the shipping attorney at six right do you feel so good yeah I'll be

[01:10:58] acting a video soon not today but maybe like tomorrow maybe like tomorrow

[01:11:03] you're like tomorrow job watch that vid like tomorrow

[01:11:09] All right chat, bro, let's fucking hit some RL today yo hide mind. Can we do TTS?

[01:11:20] Chatter me down for a little bit of TTS

[01:11:23] TvT tournament hour

[01:11:26] All right, bro. I need to get my 1v1 placements done. Let's lock in bro. Let's lock in gamers

[01:11:34] For all some TTS. Yeah, I'll watch that vid tomorrow probably

[01:11:39] Alright boys, we're eating diamonds today, motherfuckers!

[01:12:00] You can type capo, what was that kickoff?

[01:12:05] I've never seen some people die at the ball.

[01:12:10] Over the middle.

[01:12:11] Right here for Papa.

[01:12:13] Right here for Papa.

[01:12:16] Shiesa, shiesa!

[01:12:20] We gotta get diving in this game, y'all.

[01:12:21] We gotta...

[01:12:24] Power shot.

[01:12:24] Wait, one more?

[01:12:26] Fuuuuck!

[01:12:28] Bro, it's so hard to read those!

[01:13:05] I'm not one of them. I'm telling you I know I'm diamond skilled and you guys can

[01:13:10] You guys can laugh all you want. I know I can a diamond one

[01:13:16] 2005 she has 200 bits you ruined my day sending hate from 11 11

[01:13:30] If you type W pass your band if you type W assess your basketball

[01:13:35] If you type w past your band, if you type w sister band.

[01:13:38] Nightmare with the 25 gifted...

[01:13:41] Nightmare!

[01:13:42] Put the dagger, black ice, in my head!

[01:13:58] Go, go, go!

[01:14:01] YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[01:14:03] Don't you give up?

[01:14:04] Na na na, I'm a, Squirtles on Cap!

[01:14:08] Sable ahi bro.

[01:14:09] Sable ahi!

[01:14:10] Squirtles on chae at 100 bits.

[01:14:12] You look like you use your pubes as floss.

[01:14:16] Tell Muta and Richie to hurry the fuck up!

[01:14:19] Oh my god!

[01:14:20] Squirtles on!

[01:14:23] Let me win this game.

[01:14:24] Let me win this game, let me win this game.

[01:14:31] Yesssss!

[01:14:33] What a goal, Kobe!

[01:14:44] Barca and Liverpool are losing?

[01:14:45] I know, bro.

[01:14:46] I've had probably a thousand people tell me about it.

[01:14:49] Bro, this is my Champions League.

[01:14:50] It's two legs, bro.

[01:14:51] The city's not over, pal.

[01:14:53] Nick Bunderskore, 0-7-1-7, cheered 500 bits.

[01:14:58] I love you, Diggs.

[01:15:00] I hope you're having a great day.

[01:15:02] Good luck on the 2v2.

[01:15:04] Thank you, bro. Hey, my day is good.

[01:15:07] No, no, no, no, my day is good, bro.

[01:15:12] This is perfect, so we can do the 2v2 wager,

[01:15:16] and then we can do a 2v2 tournament on Rocket League 6.

[01:15:20] And then we get our cases.

[01:15:28] Yes!

[01:15:29] Oh chat, I have a streamer now, it's on the 16th, I forgot to type.

[01:15:33] I have a streamer now!

[01:15:35] I think you guys are going to like it. It's up I around in England.

[01:15:40] And it involves a little bit of football.

[01:15:44] Gmail 66 cheered 200 bits.

[01:15:47] Yo Jinx, you just want to say love in the chess streams, but it sometimes helps to watch you play much love though.

[01:15:54] Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro, I'm trying to get better!

[01:15:56] Oh, oh!

[01:15:57] I have an open net! I have an open net! I have an open net! Yes! Fuuuuck!

[01:16:04] See man, I think you should have bumped there daddy.

[01:16:11] Collect him. Wait, let's get a bounce. Bounce the venti walk. Bounce the venti walk.

[01:16:16] My T-babies carry me daddy. Daddy carry me. Daddy carry me.

[01:16:23] Oh my god, he has a hatchet, what a god!

[01:16:28] Brother, what a beast!

[01:16:32] I want to glaze your holes, hate from India.

[01:16:34] I'm reliable, the scoreboard sets cheered 200 bits.

[01:16:38] Please play Ghost of Suition when you won't regret it.

[01:16:42] Bro, uh, uh...

[01:16:47] The next game I'm gonna play, that's like...

[01:16:51] Um...

[01:16:51] Wait, Tsushima's not a story game, though.

[01:16:55] Isn't Tsushima a, uh, soul game kind of?

[01:16:59] It's like soul's itch?

[01:17:02] He's Black, question mark?

[01:17:03] What does that fucking mean?

[01:17:04] Hey, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[01:17:05] What do you mean he's Black, question mark?

[01:17:06] Hey, bro, I'mma top two!

[01:17:07] Look at that shot!

[01:17:08] Yeah!

[01:17:09] How do these guys save everything?

[01:17:10] Fuck!

[01:17:11] I just realized we're beating a diamond tournament.

[01:17:28] Brother, I just realized we're beating a guy who won a diamond tournament.

[01:17:37] Hold the order.

[01:17:41] Go to max shut up kid

[01:18:04] Like them

[01:18:11] Alfredo 120 Undescore cheers 200 bits of high-pitched T-Matspits.

[01:18:19] Now you've seen it up on Pathtimes and I really appreciate that.

[01:18:23] By the way, you're gonna have to know that you're a T-Matspits.

[01:18:33] Get in there! Get in there fucking there!

[01:18:35] Get in there fucking!

[01:18:36] Alright, my teammates at peace. I don't know what to say. Daddy, carry me. Daddy, carry

[01:18:44] me please! Please, daddy, carry me, daddy! Four goals, holy fuck! Holy fuck! He's nine

[01:18:57] by the way. No, he's not. You're just guessing. Wait, let me get one. One through

[01:19:03] the graph all I had to do with a little bit snuff I cheered 100 bits I was the

[01:19:10] one who sent the BS button just to add a note for the our six mouse pad I was

[01:19:14] dying when it was a pos button smiley face emoji all I had to do was just

[01:19:20] keep it in there wow wow wow hey he's in the shot okay wait Squirtle Ritchie and

[01:19:27] and Muda are all ready right now.

[01:19:29] Let's go.

[01:19:29] Let's fucking go.

[01:19:30] Let's fucking go.

[01:19:38] Let's get in a group discord.

[01:19:39] Group, group, group.

[01:19:40] Everybody join, everybody join, everybody join, everybody join.

[01:19:45] This is gonna be big.

[01:19:46] Chad, who do you think that's about a team?

[01:19:50] Me and Muda are Richie and Squirtle.

[01:19:54] Ba-ba-da-ba-da.

[01:19:55] Liverpool lost, well they didn't lose, it's the first left.

[01:19:59] Please underscore one cheered 100 bits.

[01:20:18] Group DM.

[01:20:20] Group DM.

[01:20:23] Group DM, Group DM.

[01:20:25] Tell them discord!

[01:20:33] Tell them discord!

[01:20:47] Yo, yo, uh join up we're ready to go ready to go

[01:20:55] I don't know what I'm doing.

[01:21:05] Perfect.

[01:21:13] JC call. Yo, squirt!

[01:21:18] Yo! Yo, yo, yo, what a new flight crew, FCC!

[01:21:23] Flight flight, D-H-E-N-O!

[01:21:25] Yo, how was your day doing, bro?

[01:21:28] Yo, yo, let's go, let's go.

[01:21:30] Where's your buddy? You wanna wait for a list, bro?

[01:21:33] I'm bound. Yo, Bob, are you locked?

[01:21:36] Yo, SpongeBob? Yeah, are you locked?

[01:21:38] Okay, don't fur me as that, bro. Don't fur me as that.

[01:21:41] I see my tip by Julian also, so we're playing with SpongeBob and f**king Squidward.

[01:21:52] That's a good word.

[01:21:53] F**k you, you're not f**king Squidward.

[01:21:58] See the problem with Richie and Squirtle's team is yeah, they're probably a better team

[01:22:02] than us, but they're just going to argue the whole time.

[01:22:05] You are ass!

[01:22:07] You are ass!

[01:22:09] You are ass!

[01:22:11] I don't have 28 hours of time

[01:22:13] so you'll drag my balls on your fucking plate!

[01:22:15] You never will ever come to teach your beating ass!

[01:22:17] You'll never come to teach your beating me!

[01:22:19] Yo, say in this call the whole game, bro.

[01:22:21] No pussy shit. Let's go.

[01:22:23] No, let's go.

[01:22:25] Don't perm a death in. Don't perm a death in the ass.

[01:22:27] I wouldn't want a death in the ass.

[01:22:29] Kill myself!

[01:22:31] Every time you open your mouth!

[01:22:33] I made this kid perma-definite for the whole

[01:22:41] Yeah, I rich you want because well I have a fucking squeaker in my ear the entire game though

[01:22:47] Fair pants, but obviously I want to fucking blow my ear drums off by your yep. Yep. I up. Yep. Yep

[01:22:53] I

[01:23:00] Didn't get the invite I didn't get the

[01:23:02] Squirtle can't he can't wager he can't like

[01:23:05] Invited me to a party not like I can't wait. Yeah, he was going to talk yesterday

[01:23:11] I'm bad if you squirtle watch your tone, but you're being sassy. Don't be fucking sassy. Okay. Shut the hell up little boy

[01:23:17] Shut up. I am double your age

[01:23:23] You're out of your money, and I've double your money.

[01:23:30] I'm not gonna lie, he probably could, but he sold his soul for all his money, so I really

[01:23:44] don't care.

[01:23:45] Throw the game, bro!

[01:23:46] Throw the game!

[01:23:47] Wait, you're in the Illuminati, Jinxy?

[01:23:48] Hey, see, are you in the Illuminati?

[01:23:49] No!

[01:23:50] I didn't get that for shit, bro.

[01:23:52] I didn't get that for shit.

[01:23:54] The second Jixi hopped into the game, it's instantly rest.

[01:23:56] There's got to be some underground shit.

[01:23:58] I'm not in the fucking Noobinati, bro.

[01:24:00] Do you really think Jixi could become a multi-millionaire

[01:24:04] off Rainbow Six Siege?

[01:24:06] Hell no, he sold something.

[01:24:08] He was at the Hickam Grove.

[01:24:10] I'm leaking it.

[01:24:12] He is on Island.

[01:24:14] Wait, Jixi, were you on that Island?

[01:24:16] No, no.

[01:24:18] on bohemian why some of my chat say don't ask him about bohemian grove it's just a world

[01:24:24] lore none of it's real none of it's real none of it's real don't ask him about bohemian

[01:24:30] grove on September 17th you talk to me off-tune to never talk about it you try to silence

[01:24:35] me bro i don't care what this is bro is this actually gonna be what this shit is like

[01:24:39] to the name around yo uh uh uh ritchie can you join i invited you is it glitched

[01:24:45] what are we gonna do?

[01:24:47] new lobby, new lobby

[01:24:49] new lobby?

[01:24:51] yes, it's glitch

[01:24:53] classic, classic

[01:24:55] everybody hands go

[01:24:57] up

[01:24:59] and then

[01:25:01] you gotta make this a be-

[01:25:03] i'm not gonna lie bro, i'm putting an end to your run

[01:25:05] you have a nice little run on CJ

[01:25:07] you're playing the big dog, bro

[01:25:09] you're playing the big dog, it's over

[01:25:11] your time has come, muda

[01:25:13] I'm the big dog, right?

[01:25:15] Yeah, come on.

[01:25:16] What can you do?

[01:25:17] I mean, maybe there's a C4 underneath me.

[01:25:19] Then you're the big dog.

[01:25:20] Maybe that would be a good one.

[01:25:22] What map do y'all want?

[01:25:24] Oregon's key.

[01:25:25] Oregon's key.

[01:25:25] Oregon or club.

[01:25:26] Oregon or club.

[01:25:27] What did you say?

[01:25:28] Oregon, Muda?

[01:25:29] Oregon?

[01:25:30] Yeah, Oregon.

[01:25:31] Oregon, yeah.

[01:25:32] Oregon, bro.

[01:25:33] Oregon.

[01:25:34] Look at Gensi making fun of his English.

[01:25:36] Look at Gensi making fun of his English.

[01:25:38] What?

[01:25:39] Yep, yep.

[01:25:41] Join the game.

[01:25:41] I had sex with my brother, think of the prime.

[01:25:44] Yeah, go ahead, invite me.

[01:25:46] Muda, are you added, what, 2244?

[01:25:48] I do, I do, I add, I just add.

[01:25:49] He's all fine status.

[01:25:51] I've been taking my time.

[01:25:53] I've been talking a lot of my mind.

[01:25:55] If you like my life, you like my life.

[01:25:57] We're good, we're good.

[01:25:58] Squirtle, everything OK, bro?

[01:26:00] Yup.

[01:26:01] Squirtle, you like that song, right?

[01:26:03] Oh, come on, Squirtle.

[01:26:04] Well, that song is tough.

[01:26:06] Yeah, but you sound sad, bro.

[01:26:08] You're too young.

[01:26:08] That's not me, Muda.

[01:26:10] That's not me, Muda.

[01:26:11] That's not me.

[01:26:12] I'm sorry.

[01:26:13] That's not me.

[01:26:14] Oh, what's AI?

[01:26:15] That was my cousin, Muda.

[01:26:17] That was my cousin.

[01:26:18] Squirtle, Squirtle, Squirtle, what

[01:26:19] are your top three problems at a 15-year-old age?

[01:26:22] What are your problems that you live in a bit?

[01:26:25] What are you stressed about?

[01:26:26] Phyllis, what are you stressed about?

[01:26:27] My future.

[01:26:30] Well, man, listen, bro.

[01:26:31] Jinksy once said this, bro.

[01:26:32] Don't focus on the future.

[01:26:33] Yeah, Jinksy will help me out.

[01:26:34] I'm friends with the most entirely aware of it.

[01:26:37] Don't focus on what you can control.

[01:26:39] Focus on the present.

[01:26:40] Be never needed help bro on some real shit, bro. You could just ask me no you would leave me on open

[01:26:47] Now you know I said just a heart message bro say that I'm so proud of me left on my for five days

[01:26:53] Five days. I said yo, Jixie. I'm so proud of you, bro. You came so far, bro

[01:26:59] Yo, you already did he said that with a heart reply. Well, I have known him for a long time

[01:27:10] That's bad. I remember I used to get aspects from Jinxie every night now. I don't even get a fucking good night

[01:27:25] All right bad I

[01:27:27] Mean hey, I've known him for four years and he hasn't given me his number cuz he thinks I'm gonna

[01:27:40] I would actually bet that one on a squad of leaky fucking phone number like Jay.

[01:27:44] He's gonna auction us off at school, bro.

[01:27:47] One, I'm homeschooled.

[01:27:49] Two, if I leaked his number, he would never play with me again.

[01:27:52] First of all, what do I get out of that?

[01:27:54] He can just change his number.

[01:27:56] It's not a bad snap.

[01:27:58] You can't trust him.

[01:28:00] Generally now, come on.

[01:28:02] He would never play with me.

[01:28:06] So, what's the way you're looking like, Rich?

[01:28:08] I get your number if we win

[01:28:12] I'm down

[01:28:14] I just lost to a

[01:28:16] Mooda and splay for 500 bones. I mean shit a thousand gifted. I

[01:28:22] Mean Bob, how locked are you Bob? Am I putting a thousand gifts it on this bro? No, don't do a thousand

[01:28:38] Yeah, I hope people absolutely nothing

[01:28:51] Yeah, yeah, I'll do that

[01:28:54] Bitchy put it on wallahi on your mother's soul and on your mother's life no stream stepping and no logic scripts

[01:29:01] I just want to say right now and no stream seven

[01:29:04] Yeah, yeah, yeah, no streams like me. Yeah, what is logitech scripts? What is that? Bro?

[01:29:09] Richie told me that like 99% of the little script and I feel like Richie has one bro Richie

[01:29:14] Tell him about fucking logitech shipping where the fuck you told me the other day scripting. Wait, what script?

[01:29:20] Yes, Richie is fucking scripting on Nelson keyboard

[01:29:23] I can't put my cronies with me, bro. I need to use a different way to cheat.

[01:29:30] You can use your fucking shitty ass scoop, it's okay.

[01:29:33] I thought you could connect your cronist to PC, nope.

[01:29:37] Nah, I don't work.

[01:29:38] Bro, move the switch fucking teams!

[01:29:41] Why do they always get the fence first?

[01:29:43] It's so unfair.

[01:29:44] Yo, bitch.

[01:29:45] It doesn't shumber.

[01:29:46] Yo, no stream sniping, uh, squirtle, that ass, bro, because you're on my team, bro,

[01:29:49] you give me a rep.

[01:29:50] No stream sniping, bro.

[01:29:51] You're just helping himself, the teams line up.

[01:29:53] Bro, the teams literally just lined up and you switched it.

[01:29:57] The teams have never lined up.

[01:29:59] Why are you always mad?

[01:30:06] Like me, I've known him for four years and he doesn't like me

[01:30:11] I still didn't like you

[01:30:15] Why are you so mad all the time bro? Why are you so mad?

[01:30:17] It does bro. You just don't like me so I have to like then I look like the bad guy

[01:30:22] You are the bad guy, right?

[01:30:24] All right. Hey, we're gonna go same call for this. Okay, same call

[01:30:27] Oh, wait, but you're putting up a thousand dollars that you were going to get this.

[01:30:32] That's a thousand?

[01:30:33] Yeah, we're going to get this.

[01:30:34] You want?

[01:30:35] We'll get it.

[01:30:36] Yes.

[01:30:37] We want!

[01:30:38] We're okay!

[01:30:39] Let's see.

[01:30:40] If game one...

[01:30:41] Let's see if game one's a problem.

[01:30:42] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:30:43] If you put your, like, dead eyes, are you locked, bro?

[01:30:44] I'm putting up a band.

[01:30:45] Yeah, I'm locked.

[01:30:46] I'm locked.

[01:30:47] You're locked?

[01:30:48] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:30:49] Let's just put it up on this map.

[01:30:50] Oh, don't put it up on this map.

[01:30:51] Don't put it up on this map.

[01:30:52] Don't put it up on this map.

[01:30:53] Don't put it up on this map.

[01:30:54] Don't put it up on this map.

[01:30:55] All the pain you got me back last time though. You got your get back on me, bro

[01:31:00] You be my ass last time. Yeah, I know I look at the gun. Look look look

[01:31:13] Yeah, if you hit me with some nice

[01:31:17] Dead they're fucking your attack wait your attack. They don't know about that

[01:31:25] Is this B.O.1 or is this B.O.3?

[01:31:27] No, this is B.O.1.

[01:31:28] Oh, Jinx is a fake friend.

[01:31:30] He doesn't want to be with us for long.

[01:31:32] No, no, no, no, no.

[01:31:33] It's B.O.1.

[01:31:33] I'm going to play a rock-n-roll tournament a little bit.

[01:31:35] Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure.

[01:31:37] Whatever.

[01:31:37] It's in 48 minutes.

[01:31:39] Hey, but doesn't want to play with the friends

[01:31:40] he knows for four years but wants to play a rock-n-roll.

[01:31:43] Wow, that's crazy.

[01:31:44] Holy guilt trip, bro.

[01:31:45] Goddamn, play the game.

[01:31:47] Play the game.

[01:31:48] The up and then he tells us to play the game.

[01:31:50] Dr. He-

[01:31:51] No.

[01:31:52] Dude, I'm not giving you my number.

[01:31:54] I don't trust you!

[01:31:55] Bro.

[01:31:56] You're just gonna get mad one day and leak it.

[01:31:58] Yeah, if I leak your number, never play with me again.

[01:32:01] Like, is that not like, hard to process?

[01:32:03] Why do you even want my number? Just text me on the Snapchat!

[01:32:06] But you don't drake me for a whole week!

[01:32:10] Bro, chill, bro.

[01:32:11] I'm gonna watch out for the next round.

[01:32:13] I'm gonna run out, I'm gonna run out.

[01:32:14] I'm gonna run out, I'm gonna run out, I'm gonna run out.

[01:32:15] Okay, I'm behind the box.

[01:32:16] Wow, you actually have a ball in the hole.

[01:32:18] But I'm expecting you to just carry the whole fuck out of me.

[01:32:21] Nah, I'll try my best, bro.

[01:32:22] Like, Daddy, please.

[01:32:23] I'm at the top of the map.

[01:32:25] Wait, you're talking double to GC.

[01:32:27] Maybe you're the GC.

[01:32:29] Yeah, there was no...

[01:32:31] I'm gonna do this, Richie.

[01:32:33] I do use both my flash.

[01:32:35] It's not good.

[01:32:37] I already burned two flash.

[01:32:39] Come on.

[01:32:41] Get a Drunko's Troub.

[01:32:43] Shot it.

[01:32:45] I don't get Drunko's Flash.

[01:32:47] Yo, terrible A-Charge. Terrible.

[01:32:49] No, that should have opened for me.

[01:32:51] I'm gonna just ping this is clear okay this is clear yeah I'm gonna ping everything

[01:33:12] just so they can hear us obviously wait who shot my camera that was me bruh I thought

[01:33:16] they were running a lot of money

[01:33:20] I needed that

[01:33:24] I should go get close to the addo or it was pretty

[01:33:27] not there's not there nobody's there squirtle could be there with a shot even

[01:33:31] I can't draw anymore because

[01:33:35] she that's pretty I'm not fucking losing this shit bro

[01:33:41] Come on

[01:33:44] Come on

[01:33:50] Yes, that's a blunder but bro be honest with that. I've changed anything there keep it a buck

[01:33:54] I'm not able to drone squirt over. I wouldn't drone on the closed door. I

[01:33:58] Wouldn't know what you got early. It's okay. It doesn't matter. It's okay. I ban this it doesn't matter

[01:34:03] No, we probably lost anyway, but she just show time to me. He's show time

[01:34:11] game not like you cool fuck up on this oh you're on like that I don't like that

[01:34:16] don't run out I'm not a fan of that it's not good on console

[01:34:20] that sucks on console yeah that's what you do

[01:34:24] come on yeah that's good that's good

[01:34:27] I need you to like reinforce I'm gonna set it up side okay

[01:34:31] get the attic walls and get the main walls I don't want to say but yeah you'd already know

[01:34:37] just get those those walls are important

[01:34:39] I know the walls again

[01:34:41] I know the walls again

[01:34:43] I'm gonna fuck up their uh I'm gonna fuck up their

[01:34:45] shit

[01:34:47] secure the area, keep the bombs protected

[01:34:53] a lot of paint

[01:34:55] make sure you always break glass off windows moota

[01:34:57] because if you don't they'll repel up, okay?

[01:34:59] okay

[01:35:01] they have a new one?

[01:35:03] yeah, he got my dude

[01:35:05] It's last you know

[01:35:23] Things he likes to run around in these

[01:35:35] I

[01:35:42] Did not I can not I can your daughter's barricaded traffic doors barricaded was open

[01:35:53] Was open

[01:35:59] No, I was throwing trap right here

[01:36:35] I didn't even make it.

[01:36:37] He's joining you, he's joining you, he's joining you up.

[01:36:39] Oh, it's not him?

[01:36:40] No, it's not him, he's not him, not him, not him.

[01:36:42] He's smart though, don't pick him.

[01:36:45] White box, you hear him?

[01:36:48] Move!

[01:36:49] Get out!

[01:36:50] Get out of my game, my shitty!

[01:36:53] This is my game now, bitch!

[01:36:55] Good shot, Mura, good shot.

[01:36:57] My game, bitch!

[01:36:59] It's nice to have this guy on my fucking team for once.

[01:37:02] Fuck!

[01:37:03] It's nice to have this fucking guy in my team, bro.

[01:37:05] Fucking go, let's fucking go.

[01:37:06] I'm betting that.

[01:37:08] All right, wait, wait, wait.

[01:37:09] Think about this.

[01:37:09] Bandit, bandit, this is a good band.

[01:37:11] I have to use my flash.

[01:37:12] Yo, Steve, bro, I'm down, down, down, down, down, down.

[01:37:14] If I had flashes around, Squirtle can't play close,

[01:37:16] because I could just blind them and you

[01:37:17] could pre-fire them with your fucking aim.

[01:37:18] Cela, cela, cela, cela, cela.

[01:37:20] All right, they band-aids, which are good.

[01:37:22] I'm going to go this, because I'm like absolutely

[01:37:24] shocked.

[01:37:25] OK, set them more, set them more, set them more.

[01:37:27] If you want, yeah.

[01:37:28] Muda, this outfit I'm on, this is like a passion

[01:37:30] What can you do?

[01:37:32] I can do it.

[01:37:34] Yo, use one on this wall too.

[01:37:36] I'll paint it.

[01:37:38] What a fucking war!

[01:37:40] Let's go, I like it.

[01:37:42] I like your coms, I like your coms.

[01:37:44] This is why I knew we had good chemistry, bro.

[01:37:46] You have the brains.

[01:37:48] I have the aims.

[01:37:50] I like that, I like that.

[01:37:52] And as soon as you started shooting, I full swung.

[01:37:54] You gotta make a mistake.

[01:37:56] I saw that.

[01:37:58] Let's play together. Let's play together.

[01:38:00] I know I will ask for the free.

[01:38:05] Fucking work dude, a free fucking work.

[01:38:07] I can trust you in those warms, bro.

[01:38:11] First time on your team?

[01:38:13] First time, bro?

[01:38:14] I like it. I like it. How do you like it? Do you like it?

[01:38:16] It's a lot more peaceful, bro.

[01:38:18] Yeah, more peaceful than just dying.

[01:38:20] Every time I fucking peek.

[01:38:23] Alright, got him, I got him.

[01:38:28] This is clear. This is clear right here. This is clear like this

[01:38:36] In a bandit or a kite or something

[01:38:41] Should have go ahead and you know always shoot this cam the opposite one. Yeah, that's that's why that's why

[01:38:48] But there's not there's a hole up here, bro

[01:38:49] So he's gonna check a seat for it for this wall. Yeah, you hold this hold this hold this hold this

[01:38:54] Oh, they're both confirmed.

[01:38:55] Oh, they're both confirmed?

[01:38:56] Alright, alright, alright. They're confirmed. Don't hold it.

[01:38:58] They're confirmed. Don't hold it.

[01:38:59] Yo, Muda! Muda!

[01:39:00] Yeah?

[01:39:01] Need you to do something, okay?

[01:39:02] Yeah, go for it.

[01:39:03] Oh, they're K2. We can't get the wall. They're locked.

[01:39:05] Okay.

[01:39:07] Muda!

[01:39:08] Shhh!

[01:39:08] Uh, throw a grenade like right here.

[01:39:12] Flopping bags!

[01:39:13] Where? Okay.

[01:39:14] Well, I mean, watch out. They might be-

[01:39:15] I don't have a grenade. I don't have a grenade.

[01:39:16] I have a grenade. I have a grenade.

[01:39:17] We can't push the main breach, Muda.

[01:39:19] Because it's K2, and they're fast up from the list, dude.

[01:39:22] You have to make new gas, alright? We have to open this.

[01:39:24] One big window, one big window, one big window.

[01:39:26] Five new entry points, alright? We cannot push over there.

[01:39:28] That's going to be impossible.

[01:39:36] The big window is free, but there's a rotation.

[01:39:38] So they can hold it.

[01:39:43] One's downstairs, two brass covers.

[01:39:45] Yo, there's only one guy outside, but you're dead inside.

[01:39:47] You sure okay, I mean you know to come up the white steps or main steps

[01:39:57] Just give me one second you put time

[01:40:00] Top way

[01:40:02] This guy in track of if you can no, I got this

[01:40:13] Still stop

[01:40:17] I

[01:40:22] Okay

[01:40:24] Look brother both of the kids

[01:40:33] Stuff your head on white, I think

[01:40:35] I

[01:40:45] Come on

[01:40:51] I was just holding a one-way on the jump in and he thinks he can just jump in on the wind

[01:40:55] I

[01:41:02] Want to do this or this

[01:41:13] This is a good man trust because they'll break it out

[01:41:25] to the squad. You got that. I feel good about that.

[01:41:29] On the shot, early the shotgun.

[01:41:31] Yeah, whatever you use.

[01:41:33] See, mood of the thing, that's different.

[01:41:34] I'm not really good at your notice.

[01:41:36] In a 1v1, K2 is not your thing, but it's

[01:41:39] the best shot you've ever done.

[01:41:40] That one tries.

[01:41:41] Yeah, I was thinking about that too.

[01:41:43] You like this pic right here?

[01:41:44] You like this pic right here?

[01:41:44] That's great.

[01:41:45] That's never going to be a bad pick.

[01:41:47] I'm going to put my drone where I might like go.

[01:41:50] One, two.

[01:41:53] That's a good pick.

[01:41:54] It's a good thing.

[01:41:54] Or I can't call up one of the two of them.

[01:41:56] Same thing.

[01:41:56] You got three forced, OK?

[01:41:58] Down, down, down, down, down.

[01:41:59] You want me to break glass, too?

[01:42:00] Yes.

[01:42:01] Always break glass.

[01:42:02] You should never, ever have glass on a window in this game.

[01:42:04] If you do that, secure the bomb.

[01:42:11] You have glass.

[01:42:12] Thanks for coming.

[01:42:13] You need this late.

[01:42:14] Why?

[01:42:14] You need work to work.

[01:42:16] Huh?

[01:42:18] You're going to my camp.

[01:42:19] Me doing this late could work.

[01:42:21] I can't lie.

[01:42:22] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:42:22] For sure.

[01:42:24] 10 seconds to insertion

[01:42:28] Have a mute

[01:42:30] 5 seconds in counting

[01:42:33] Yeah there's

[01:42:35] God jake's dead

[01:42:37] We're running this fucking game

[01:42:38] Flip all the cameras, flip all the cameras

[01:42:40] See where they are

[01:42:42] You might be wrong with the M.R.

[01:42:43] You should always do that

[01:42:45] They just, they just, they just, uh, like, like spawn, normal spawn, they just spawn

[01:42:54] Yeah, Richie, I'm gonna do it.

[01:42:58] Squirtle's gonna like do something weird.

[01:43:00] He's either gonna hit like attic or white or fake window.

[01:43:03] We should have been there.

[01:43:05] Is it too late?

[01:43:08] Yeah, he's dead.

[01:43:09] Let me know if you need help.

[01:43:11] Richie and Squirtle are separated.

[01:43:13] Because Squirtle's gonna like hit the fucking attic or something.

[01:43:18] A bomb has been located by our force.

[01:43:24] big window where was that white yeah yeah white white white

[01:43:31] they have a fan

[01:43:38] how am I not hitting you I think the sport is gonna double up with Richie now

[01:43:41] it's alright sorry and on the breach as well

[01:43:48] yeah is a nitro again I'm going all the way

[01:43:52] I got a drone, I got a drone, I got a drone, I got a drone.

[01:43:54] Yeah.

[01:43:58] Did they get the breach yet? Did they get the breach?

[01:44:00] No.

[01:44:01] Yeah, they did, they did, they did.

[01:44:02] Yeah, I think you, uh...

[01:44:07] They got the breach.

[01:44:09] Okay, so they have main...

[01:44:10] You want me to...

[01:44:11] Wait, let me hear it.

[01:44:12] Once he's done with it...

[01:44:13] He dropped and broke down.

[01:44:15] One of them dropped.

[01:44:16] He could come up white.

[01:44:17] There's a champ.

[01:44:18] I don't think so.

[01:44:19] I don't think so.

[01:44:20] I'll play, I'll play, I'll play.

[01:44:26] There's one HP in kids, one HP in kids, deep kids.

[01:44:30] It's a hard right bomb, bomb corner, bomb corner.

[01:44:35] You got a flash?

[01:44:38] Uh, I'm fang.

[01:44:44] Just play it, I can't lie.

[01:44:50] ok

[01:44:52] ah dick

[01:44:54] ok

[01:44:56] ok

[01:44:58] ok

[01:45:00] ok

[01:45:02] ok

[01:45:04] ok

[01:45:06] ok

[01:45:08] ok

[01:45:10] ok

[01:45:12] ok

[01:45:14] ok

[01:45:16] ok

[01:45:18] Oh my god, that was so good bull yo, I couldn't hear it running up white because the ram was

[01:45:34] I knew he was going to be on a white shelf for

[01:45:37] damn, what the hell are they even doing?

[01:45:41] what they even run?

[01:45:42] half the bandits, half the bandits

[01:45:43] they're going to run grand demos

[01:45:46] don't run grand demos, that shit's awful

[01:45:48] oh my god

[01:45:50] I had a feeling he was going to do that

[01:45:52] I had a feeling

[01:45:54] I calmed it bro, you calmed it?

[01:45:56] I'm loving the hell out of him bro

[01:45:58] I didn't want you to worry about it

[01:46:00] because I figured you'd be able to hear it

[01:46:02] You can't really hear anything about that

[01:46:04] Go that

[01:46:05] Shiesa, Muda, we're good, we're good, we're good

[01:46:08] We are, we are, we are, we're good

[01:46:16] Come on

[01:46:17] Come on, Muda, come on, bro

[01:46:19] We're good

[01:46:20] I think it's Jynx's knock on the standoff though

[01:46:22] It makes me play worse

[01:46:23] What'd you say?

[01:46:27] You know that Jynx's window, it's awful

[01:46:29] It makes you play worse

[01:46:30] the number one

[01:46:33] where is the squirt of bundle

[01:46:36] coming on one of those

[01:46:37] yeah that's what I'm saying

[01:46:39] maybe maybe maybe

[01:46:41] come on

[01:46:44] hey y'all would you separate comps to the rest of the game or not

[01:46:46] well I'm just so fucked down

[01:46:47] if you want to like teach him then you can check

[01:46:49] because I know he doesn't really play

[01:46:50] I'm not sure where are we going to go

[01:46:51] are we speaking of game chat

[01:46:52] you want to do game chat squirt one

[01:46:53] alright good luck y'all

[01:46:55] um

[01:47:00] Game call? Are we game jigsie?

[01:47:01] Yo yo yo!

[01:47:05] Muda muda muda! Can you hear me?

[01:47:08] Yes.

[01:47:09] Alright, are we banned too? We're gonna be able to get the wall now.

[01:47:12] They're good, bro.

[01:47:13] You see what I mean?

[01:47:15] The mission is to locate and defend the wall.

[01:47:16] Yeah, I hear you.

[01:47:17] What's up?

[01:47:19] Same shit, bro. We're just gonna get the wall now.

[01:47:21] The reason why the last time I was cooked is we can get the wall.

[01:47:23] Getting the wall is the most important thing.

[01:47:25] Why they're doing it too.

[01:47:26] Watch over here real quick so I don't get hopped out on.

[01:47:33] Alright we're good.

[01:47:36] I think you should shoot down the door and- oh we're both shutting our back.

[01:47:40] Um, move it up.

[01:47:42] Hold this room here.

[01:47:43] Am I good to reinforce?

[01:47:44] Am I good?

[01:47:45] Hold that room with the- yeah yeah yeah.

[01:47:47] Alright watch out.

[01:47:48] I'm gonna run in front of you.

[01:47:53] Special charge, stay clear.

[01:47:55] Look out.

[01:47:57] I'm gonna drone the breach, I'm close to breach.

[01:48:08] Bomb has been located.

[01:48:10] I might lay here like the whole round,

[01:48:12] but I'm not even kidding.

[01:48:17] Close door, close door, close door, close door.

[01:48:18] I'm gonna help.

[01:48:19] Close here, right here.

[01:48:20] Go to the door and swing him.

[01:48:22] Wait, I'm here!

[01:48:23] I'm here!

[01:48:24] I'm here!

[01:48:25] I'm here!

[01:48:26] Yes!

[01:48:27] I'm here!

[01:48:30] We need to double up!

[01:48:31] Chill, chill.

[01:48:32] Relax, I have a drone.

[01:48:33] I know!

[01:48:34] Listen!

[01:48:35] Hi, hi, hi!

[01:48:36] Close speech is good!

[01:48:39] Yo, do you have a nade?

[01:48:40] Could you bank a nade on this, or no?

[01:48:46] Yeah, what do you have?

[01:48:48] All right, listen!

[01:48:49] Do you have a grenade or no?

[01:48:50] No grenade?

[01:48:51] I know he's done say Muda all we gotta do is double walk in the breach. Okay, that's it double walk in let wait wait wait wait wait

[01:48:59] We know where he is. Let me jump a drone out of before you walk in alright walk in now walk in now walk in now walk in now behind you

[01:49:07] I'm laughing I got it. I shot your friend. You're good. Talk it out. Talk it out. I'm gonna plan

[01:49:15] hold me

[01:49:21] Excellent!

[01:49:23] YES! YES! YES!

[01:49:27] Alright guys, I hear you.

[01:49:28] Let's fucking go, mooder! Good shit!

[01:49:34] I don't think they're going to be able to hear you.

[01:49:36] Uh, little, little, little.

[01:49:37] Just go to a Discord call with me and you.

[01:49:39] It's like glitch, glitch, I must.

[01:49:41] Go to Discord call.

[01:49:48] Bro, tell me where to go to Discord.

[01:49:50] to go to a discord. I just told him to go to a discord. I know you can't hear Mooda

[01:49:56] chat it's like on this game is shit it's just horrible game. Yo on deafen, on deafen?

[01:50:01] He's in a discord deafen. What's happening? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you hear

[01:50:09] me? Can you hear me? Yeah, yeah, do you want me to come and game or on discord? I already

[01:50:12] said discord. Good chat. Good. You want to ban ram? Let me actually think. Uh,

[01:50:20] Ram is yeah band ram. She's just cringe cuz you can't hear anything

[01:50:24] This is way

[01:50:26] We actually could beat them. I'm not even kidding. We're gonna get me can actually we are going to good for the nation

[01:50:31] Bro, I lay down in the breeze. It's like a rat spot later like swing because if you if you leave me there

[01:50:35] I'm just dad. I it's like back to me too. It's about isolating a guy and powering him immediately

[01:50:40] That's what that's that's that's that's all right. I'm gonna. I'm gonna go mazga just be cringe as fuck

[01:50:46] Is it bad to go vigil no go with vigil cuz you have a lot. I want Buzz G

[01:50:52] I want Buzz G. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah go vigil and make rotates you have impacts you have impacts. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes

[01:51:00] But I need to get done I need you to reinforce cuz I'm gonna instantly get all their drone economy, okay

[01:51:08] You're doing good brown actually going back to roll underneath or no, no, that's great

[01:51:13] But it depends let me get their drones first Roman we could just play like we could just play like a crack at this round

[01:51:18] Okay, okay. I'm down. I'm down. I get in their face. Yeah. Yeah reinforce. I'm getting the drone economy reinforce

[01:51:31] They can't drone top main they can't drone top way

[01:51:35] Is it

[01:51:39] Where did he

[01:51:43] How did he find the bomb?

[01:51:57] There's a can inside that we need to worry about

[01:52:08] You're good you can roll

[01:52:13] I have to get him I have to get him. Shoot. There's two camps left

[01:52:18] Bombs comes

[01:52:21] Up me

[01:52:23] He's walking up me

[01:52:30] I'm gonna need my

[01:52:37] I'm making noise like now you're gonna do it

[01:52:43] I

[01:52:49] Go hardly

[01:52:53] But I got the one I left I left left

[01:52:57] Shakers one give you give give give give give give give give give give give down down down

[01:53:02] Like I'm like sniping or something. What the fuck? No, they're they're they're aware of her

[01:53:06] I

[01:53:09] Picked no does my boss be hit good from this far now, but they're low enough to where they'll probably die

[01:53:15] I think Richie's full health though, but I'm holding this store is there way you can order pixel on the breeze

[01:53:20] Here's stairs. I think I hear someone upstairs. Yeah, I'm not exposed to the stairs

[01:53:25] There's there's there's

[01:53:29] If you walk through the stairs I have it okay, I have it too

[01:54:02] How did I know it was flanking? I was perfect on them and no drone saw me. Yeah, they did it

[01:54:07] They didn't drone you and there was so much noise like I blew up a C4 literally just to mask the sound

[01:54:13] They were blowing up the wall. I mean, but yeah, I'll be honest like if you make any noise

[01:54:18] He's gonna hear it. So were you like crouching? No, I was alting like I was walking on them

[01:54:24] Yeah, that was my chat saying laser bro my chat saying laser is laser bad in this game

[01:54:29] Lasers like the worst thing you can use in this game unless it's a shotgun.

[01:54:34] Yo, so let me explain lasers. All lasers do in Siege is they give away your

[01:54:40] position. That's literally it, but they increase the accuracy of noscoping. Now

[01:54:44] if you're using Vigil Boss G, are you ever gonna noscope? No. If you're using

[01:54:47] SG-Job, you're never gonna noscope. So only use lasers on shotguns, okay?

[01:54:52] Nothing else. Okay, go on back. That's a good ass tip, bro, because all my guns

[01:54:58] have lasers they all did I might yeah that's shit it's trash they get the all

[01:55:02] does do your position I'm gonna go like sir Matt I think that was a good flight

[01:55:07] though but I was playing sound for you that was really good you still gonna

[01:55:12] kill them that guy was isolated yeah maybe I should just swollen brawl like

[01:55:17] with more energy with more little yeah oh my chat's freaking out apparently

[01:55:22] that it makes the 80s speed faster which is a new change it's still shit

[01:55:26] I'm like there's no point in using it

[01:55:30] You're gonna die to it more than you can tell the curious

[01:55:35] But it's not that oh god, wait, so uh, okay. Game os is good. I like that keep going. I have a camera below

[01:55:45] All my ping is 70 Jesus was host

[01:55:56] hold that door they might swing

[01:55:58] it's a quarter to 80 in

[01:56:06] they're walled off

[01:56:08] watch walled off

[01:56:10] they're both on, they're both main force

[01:56:12] both pick walls, main wall is main force

[01:56:14] other one is main force

[01:56:16] he's on cams, checking your armor

[01:56:18] your armor is clear

[01:56:22] I'm gonna go ahead and come up with you, okay?

[01:56:24] Yeah man, same shit, let's break the wall and fuck him up.

[01:56:36] So it's easy now, I don't think we know the other guy.

[01:56:41] He's one bro, he just ran at me, he's one, not five.

[01:56:51] I put bullets in him, bro.

[01:57:06] I can't just...

[01:57:07] I can't just bait each other!

[01:57:08] AHHHHH!

[01:57:10] I shouldn't have done that at once.

[01:57:11] Bro, but I knew the other guy was below.

[01:57:13] I'm getting C4'd in shotgun!

[01:57:14] Jesus Christ!

[01:57:16] No, buddy, they didn't get it.

[01:57:17] They literally put you into a corner.

[01:57:19] Oh, I didn't know he was playing up close like that.

[01:57:22] Oh my god.

[01:57:23] And bro, my ping is so ass.

[01:57:25] All right, let's go.

[01:57:27] Yeah, we're getting fucked on now.

[01:57:29] Mude, I need you alive, Twinsky.

[01:57:31] I know, fox, fox, fox.

[01:57:33] I'm getting shot gunned in C4, and it's just, I mean,

[01:57:36] it's winnable, but it's pretty hard.

[01:57:39] Ah!

[01:57:42] I'm gonna throw it up, bro.

[01:57:43] I'm gonna throw it up.

[01:57:45] But that's good.

[01:57:45] That's good.

[01:57:46] I'm gonna be annoying.

[01:57:47] I'm gonna like, cause they keep doing this bottom main droning shit.

[01:57:51] So I'm gonna go bottom main and just, um, I'm gonna go bottom main and just take the drones.

[01:57:59] But yeah, 2v2s are a lot of them won't be ones cause it's like they can actually do strats kind of, like they can go k-tube and shit.

[01:58:08] Probably not if it's lost 500 dollars, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna hold on.

[01:58:17] I used to be in the spot of main drone, so I'm just gonna like...

[01:58:28] It got mad and dead.

[01:58:29] Loot is so fucking rich!

[01:58:34] Five seconds.

[01:58:39] Keep an eye out for ops or attempting to defuse your bombs.

[01:58:47] Do you try to stall time, Buddha?

[01:59:00] Yeah, stalling.

[01:59:05] Drone acquired.

[01:59:14] We got three drones.

[01:59:15] Come to site with three drones

[01:59:22] We have two keyboards

[01:59:26] I think what we should do is let them plan a C4 that's it

[01:59:45] I'm gonna see four of them that's it

[01:59:55] But you're holding the breach walk-in right yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[02:00:02] Keep holding that breach they close me off

[02:00:09] This is actually boring and cringe

[02:00:15] You can C4 that to blow up the door.

[02:00:26] I can't win a gunfight because it's just an RTA on the Hasty.

[02:00:29] Oh my god.

[02:00:31] Yeah, so Muda, next time in that scenario when they door you off, you can just blow

[02:00:36] it up with the C4.

[02:00:40] I've died instantly every time I've looked at RTA.

[02:00:43] He's just carrying.

[02:00:44] I feel like we should be winning this game is so much easier. I don't get what's so hard about it, bro

[02:00:49] I don't I don't know about that bro. We we keep getting first paper. That's all it is

[02:00:56] But it's not even just that we're like we can't kill

[02:01:02] We're not killing Richie it's like that simple

[02:01:06] Like yeah, I could I think I've only killed squirtle like twice for Richie

[02:01:11] I can't I just he has a DMR on PC and he's headshot. We're still win though

[02:01:16] We're still win. We're still I need you to start like fucking up squirt old mooder because we can win the 2v1s

[02:01:22] But I need you like you go fight remember whatever. Yeah, I need you to just be an idiot get in their face

[02:01:28] Okay, that was good. We have all their drones. I mean I shouldn't have beat I guess but you were door it off

[02:01:32] So there's gonna plan anyway

[02:01:35] Yeah, bro next time to see for the door

[02:01:37] But he's gonna door you a band and it's pretty cringe

[02:01:43] They're trying to say fucking hurt

[02:01:47] I lost my drone, I have one drone left at least

[02:01:49] He's gonna come get your drone

[02:01:54] It's an ava, listen, they have both of our drones so expect them to spawn Pete

[02:01:58] That's very common, if you have no drones they're probably gonna spawn me

[02:02:01] Okay

[02:02:37] I've had advantage so we can't get the ball all right. Here's what we're gonna do bro wait wait wait shoot your gun shoot your gun make noise

[02:02:48] All we're gonna do

[02:03:05] Yeah, that's what happens when they have we have no drones

[02:03:06] It just turns into hell on earth

[02:03:11] Do you want to play them on another map? Yes, bro, I want to do a real three. I want to do a real three, bro

[02:03:17] I want to go three

[02:03:21] But I need like I need you to like shed on squirtle, bro

[02:03:25] I need you to think is both. I'm gonna tell you what happened that game to see that game. I

[02:03:30] Feel like it was a 2v2. I was playing my life more

[02:03:32] I don't know if that's right or wrong

[02:03:33] I'm glad I'm sure the egos me because my aim is better than both of them. I just swing them and kill them both

[02:03:36] Yeah, just do that. I do that like literally yo yo guys

[02:03:42] Squirt

[02:03:47] Wait last little fight for me. Oh, it's talking to game chat tremendous for a call Buddha tremendous for a call

[02:03:53] Yo, no, yo, yo, yo double or nothing on

[02:03:58] on

[02:04:01] would you like to have a quarter more

[02:04:03] but it's pretty

[02:04:03] me i'm pretty sure he's down though

[02:04:06] yell

[02:04:07] yell over a lot of work

[02:04:09] oh no

[02:04:10] i bet

[02:04:11] i'm down to format

[02:04:13] but if you want to do double

[02:04:14] he's such a weird and i know what he's thinking right now so you're such a

[02:04:18] weird human

[02:04:19] i would a drug call drug call

[02:04:21] double-doubting border dot

[02:04:22] nothing mean though like

[02:04:24] you get a little bit

[02:04:25] If you get nothing if you win you get 400 subs 200 from each else

[02:04:30] Whoa, I thought it was okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'm down. I'm done. I'm gonna

[02:04:38] So we went do we get anything it's just nothing now we're back to zero. Oh my god, it's a terrible decision

[02:04:44] We should give a hundred and then play this for a hundred

[02:04:49] That's the same thing. That's the same thing you low IQ idiot

[02:04:53] We have to beat them to get a hundred back if we win.

[02:04:57] Think about what you're saying.

[02:04:58] Muda, explain what you're saying.

[02:05:01] Okay, if we do double or nothing, we get to 200 gifted.

[02:05:05] Yep.

[02:05:06] If we win, we get a hundred gifted at least.

[02:05:09] We would get a hundred gifted back, which is literally the same exact thing as double

[02:05:12] or nothing.

[02:05:13] We're betting, we're betting, we're betting.

[02:05:14] Muda, if the same thing as double or nothing, you got to send it, right?

[02:05:17] I mean, okay, sure.

[02:05:18] No, it's not sure.

[02:05:19] Muda, I need you to understand this.

[02:05:20] I'm not having any aneurysm.

[02:05:21] Muda.

[02:05:22] If we were to give them 100 subs and then you said let's get we shouldn't do double nothing. Let's give them 100 and then play for 100

[02:05:31] We're literally doing that right now. There's just less steps because if we win

[02:05:36] We get a hundred get back

[02:05:38] Yeah, but if we win they don't pay anything right or do they pay a hundred gets itself

[02:05:45] If we win they don't pay anything so we're back. Yes, you're a bull

[02:05:49] if we pay 100 right now, right?

[02:05:52] You actually are like brain dead.

[02:05:53] Just let me explain how I make it make perfect sense.

[02:05:55] Right now we owe Rich $500 each.

[02:05:58] There's nothing we can do about that.

[02:06:00] If we do double or nothing, we're either going to owe him $1,000 or $0.

[02:06:04] If we do your exact same deal, it's literally the same thing.

[02:06:07] We owe him $1,000 or $0.

[02:06:09] Even if we get the $500 back, we pay up front, like you said, we're still at $0.

[02:06:13] You realize that, right? $500, $500.

[02:06:15] Yeah, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see.

[02:06:18] do you actually say no I don't I'm gonna be honest I don't I don't okay can I

[02:06:24] explain for my POV okay so this is actually insane this is just tell me

[02:06:31] what's wrong about my thinking if we do if we lose this we get literally nothing

[02:06:35] back or sorry if we win this we get zero we're back from scratch but if we pay

[02:06:40] the hundred and then win the next game at least we get a hundred back yeah but

[02:06:44] that 100 back would put us right back at zero it's the exact same thing

[02:06:48] Oh true true true true yes true true yeah I understand that. Alright alright play play play.

[02:06:55] What do you want to ban?

[02:06:57] Um

[02:07:00] Well you know more about this map than I do.

[02:07:02] What's the annoying ass like? Boy get the fucking DMR out of here.

[02:07:05] Everyone needs to know what I mean yeah.

[02:07:10] I actually almost like out of aneurysm.

[02:07:13] But bro like we're proud like we're not really favored to win this route, but we're not favored to win this

[02:07:18] We're just doing this for like the people I don't know mood up their PC player with ten and two my PC player with

[02:07:26] two and eight

[02:07:28] Okay, but like mood up when you're against me you're a guy

[02:07:33] You can't boy. You can't you can't you can't do that dude. You should make me play worse

[02:07:36] I need you to kill these fuckers dude. Oh hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell

[02:07:43] We can still win, we can still win. I could have played much better as well. I mean I went three and eight like...

[02:07:50] Just play confident, okay? Just play confident.

[02:07:53] I thought I'm gonna do that, I thought I'm gonna do that, I'm just swing them.

[02:07:55] Muta, your aim is good enough. I've seen your aim. You can kill either of them.

[02:07:58] Fox. Alright, let's go.

[02:08:01] Let's go!

[02:08:04] Go.

[02:08:05] I beat Squirtle with a 1v1 on this map so I'm, as of right now I'm better than Squirtle

[02:08:13] on this map.

[02:08:14] I need you to fucking destroy Richie, alright?

[02:08:18] Okay, I can do that.

[02:08:20] You beat him with a 1v1, right?

[02:08:21] Destroy his shit.

[02:08:22] Okay, it's all done.

[02:08:23] There's any like weird ass fucking beasties you guys can do?

[02:08:29] The thing about pushing this wall to second is weird because of the C4 but uh, I'm

[02:08:32] gonna drone.

[02:08:33] move up yeah yeah yeah

[02:08:35] got the door broken there

[02:08:37] they have that door broken

[02:08:39] they have that door broken

[02:08:47] they might fucking run out on me

[02:08:49] I think we should double

[02:08:51] I think they're gonna do that too

[02:08:53] cause they're on the cam

[02:08:55] did you break uh

[02:08:57] I haven't broken anything

[02:08:59] did you break um

[02:09:01] Yeah, bro, I got to bring it up.

[02:09:03] Wait, do I hang it here?

[02:09:07] MUNA, WHAT THE FUCK?!

[02:09:10] Bullsh!

[02:09:19] We know they're gonna run out, bro. They're idiots.

[02:09:23] They're playing confident, bro.

[02:09:31] this is so good

[02:09:43] close on the wall, you heard on the balcony close

[02:09:53] I'm about to get my-

[02:09:54] OOOH!

[02:10:53] This map is a lot of spawnpeaks, a lot of runouts, low-key, wait what if they ban, they

[02:11:03] bange?

[02:11:04] Or no, we're banning now.

[02:11:05] What do you want to ban?

[02:11:06] What do you want to ban?

[02:11:07] What makes annoying?

[02:11:08] On this map?

[02:11:09] I don't know bro, I don't know anything about this map.

[02:11:12] Okay, Ram would be annoying on this map, Ram would be annoying.

[02:11:15] Because they could just ram doors and fuck up sound and then if we go down they

[02:11:20] can play vert.

[02:11:22] All right

[02:11:25] If we go up we have to just fuck up the drones I think I think drones is like the key to won't be once do you think I'm gonna

[02:11:31] Go do my thing. I'm gonna just get it. I'm gonna just head. I'm just gonna kill them bro. Yeah, just kill them bro. Just kill

[02:11:39] Bro because if I'm in that one beat you it's like I'm winning that five percent of the time

[02:11:42] So just doubling up and I can't just playing contact

[02:11:46] It's only really like good and two beat use if they're just playing contact. It's just ass

[02:11:50] They know exactly where I am. I have no drones.

[02:11:54] Or check the bomb.

[02:11:56] Enrich is PC, like I'm just not laying there.

[02:12:00] 2v2's become a window.

[02:12:03] My-my-my-my-my-my drone clicker! What?!

[02:12:07] Alright.

[02:12:08] Nothing.

[02:12:09] Nothing. I wouldn't be going to see the past if nothing happened.

[02:12:11] What do I reinforce here? Do I reinforce anything? This other thing?

[02:12:14] Ten seconds left.

[02:12:14] Ah, the exterior walls of Armory is good.

[02:12:19] Five seconds left.

[02:12:20] Reforce these the ones back here these ones these ones

[02:12:27] Like not the ones of the closet know the other ones the breach you got them right

[02:12:44] Flip camsor click

[02:12:46] You see anything or no?

[02:12:50] No, no, they're breaking this door right in the fucking doors.

[02:13:00] They're acing the wall inside of a...

[02:13:02] Ah, four heads located at the bomb.

[02:13:38] is on the window

[02:14:08] I'm just getting contacted every round.

[02:14:22] Double swagger gap.

[02:14:24] Oh my god.

[02:14:26] What do I need you alive, Mart?

[02:14:30] All right, we should ban.

[02:14:36] Oh anyone you think is good bro to fancy they play it every yeah richie richie plays it

[02:14:46] Just a little I'm selling your shit, bro. I just I don't know bro. I don't know I

[02:14:52] Mean, I don't know

[02:14:56] I don't know what's good in this map?

[02:14:58] Um, Deimos is good on every map, Doku is good too, I think Doku is a good shout, Deimos

[02:15:08] is a good shout, I don't know whatever you're comfortable with, I want you to just kill and

[02:15:13] shit man.

[02:15:14] But like in that scenario I should have said it but like if I have a C4 on the plant

[02:15:19] they kind of have to either walk into us or plant.

[02:15:23] So dying is like the only way to lose because then they just stack and you know they're

[02:15:27] I'm never giving me that T4 kill.

[02:15:30] But I don't know, bro.

[02:15:31] It is what it is.

[02:15:32] Just like, keep doing what you're doing.

[02:15:34] Keep taking fights.

[02:15:35] It was a fight, right?

[02:15:35] It was a gun fight?

[02:15:36] Yeah.

[02:15:38] Yeah, you'll win that sometimes.

[02:15:40] Then it's like, if you win that, you know,

[02:15:41] we win the round.

[02:15:42] So I wouldn't beat yourself up.

[02:15:43] Whatever you do, don't play scared, bro.

[02:15:45] If you play scared, you're never gonna kill anybody.

[02:15:47] Play confident, man.

[02:15:49] Keep doing what you're doing.

[02:15:50] You'll eventually just start shitting on him.

[02:15:52] And then we'll get the momentum back.

[02:15:54] All right this time don't kill our drums. We're gonna push east okay. I'm following you by whatever you are

[02:16:05] Yeah, stop

[02:16:08] I'm gonna break a long-range angle and then put just come with me. I'm gonna break a long-range angle then push the entire site

[02:16:17] I'm gonna dream the entire sites alright

[02:16:19] I'm gonna break that radio wall watch out they could run out of any of these so just that am I

[02:16:35] All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna draw use keep your gun up. I'm gonna draw

[02:16:41] And what am I watching this wall bang this middle wall bang that?

[02:16:44] Wait, Alpha's double. He's gonna be right here.

[02:16:50] Where's somebody? Hold up, somebody's close to you.

[02:16:52] Yeah, close. He's close to us.

[02:16:53] He ran, ran, ran.

[02:16:55] Yeah, yeah. You're good, you're good. Hold up.

[02:16:58] This is clear. Yeah, you can break this.

[02:17:02] Oh, there it is. Break this.

[02:17:03] Is he still there?

[02:17:08] He's long gone now. He ran.

[02:17:10] We're good. We can take 90.

[02:17:13] Sorry not 90.

[02:17:15] Break this, Mudo?

[02:17:18] Watch out. Watch out, watch out, watch out.

[02:17:25] Alright Mudo, I think you should stay here for now.

[02:17:31] Oh, my window! Oh, my window!

[02:17:35] I'm bugging him. Hold up, hold up, let me drop.

[02:17:38] He was on that window.

[02:17:40] good hold that it's two they could be anywhere all right I'm good no one's on

[02:17:46] my window I'm gonna go we could take we could take we could hop in here they

[02:17:49] might have a C4 though let me see yeah it's gonna see four he's made a

[02:17:54] question jump over you see the C4 come with me that are not saying

[02:17:59] the next thing are 90 hold that hold that hold it go on

[02:18:09] what are you doing stay there yeah I'm in what do I jump in with you

[02:18:28] Not enough, just coming from here.

[02:18:33] Alright, I can trim everything.

[02:18:38] Can you use your demos on them or not?

[02:18:41] I can't, I'm not.

[02:18:43] Squirtle behind us is all literally one shot.

[02:18:46] I'm going to get it in the plant.

[02:18:48] I'm trying, I'm trying.

[02:18:50] Oh he's along the reach.

[02:18:52] I'm on the left, I'm on the left.

[02:18:54] I'm on the reach.

[02:18:56] I don't know if we supposed to gather that was like bad, that was bad, that was bad.

[02:19:03] Bro, they're just running into our face.

[02:19:06] Oh my god!

[02:19:11] This is Jover, Muda. Muda, this is Jover.

[02:19:15] I mean, if we came back it would be generational.

[02:19:18] I guess we'll make them like that.

[02:19:20] Bannies, bannies.

[02:19:21] Bro, just do your own thing.

[02:19:23] Just keep doing your own thing.

[02:19:25] Cause it's like, did I have to be in the same spot?

[02:19:29] No, it's good to be near each other, but like, we were like stacked.

[02:19:32] That's not good.

[02:19:33] That's not good at all.

[02:19:34] Bro, I'm going to keep it a buck, bro.

[02:19:37] We're probably just going to get fucked on, man.

[02:19:39] It is what it is.

[02:19:41] No.

[02:19:42] Um, well, this is good.

[02:19:47] All right, bro, I'm going to go bandit.

[02:19:53] I'm gonna go back in here. They're probably having some fucking crazy-ass shit though, but we're getting our shit kicked in

[02:20:01] We're getting our shit kicked in bro. My god, bro

[02:20:05] Boy, just takes one bunch takes one round and

[02:20:09] But I think no we need to take main gate next time bro. We need to take main gate. No

[02:20:15] Yeah

[02:20:17] the bomb protected but my influx also main gate because I know that it's

[02:20:24] easier to take yeah it's fine do whatever to make it comfortable bro we

[02:20:29] can win I'm telling you he's got a stack up come around they can sell

[02:20:36] ten seconds to insert I think what we need to do on the time to start

[02:20:41] I'm not switching and I feel like going on those sites and shit.

[02:20:58] We're good.

[02:21:00] I'm not confident.

[02:21:11] I literally went one down, I shot two cans and lit one.

[02:21:38] I don't even know what's going on.

[02:21:40] Come on, come on, come on.

[02:21:41] I lit one in Shot Camp.

[02:21:43] We're off to a really good start.

[02:21:44] Do you have friends over here?

[02:21:46] No, I don't have one over here.

[02:21:49] Nah, I'm thinking like, here if you got it.

[02:21:52] I have one, what's that?

[02:21:54] They're gonna try to- watch out, watch out.

[02:21:56] They're mating, all of them made the wall.

[02:21:59] They missed the bandit, they choked.

[02:22:01] I'm getting snaked.

[02:22:03] I need you with me, okay? I need you with me.

[02:22:05] They have no nades, no nades.

[02:22:07] I

[02:22:09] Running out of my door. I have to reach on my door

[02:22:23] Free free stop standing. I love your door. Don't worry. Don't worry. I've seen a lot. I have reached

[02:22:37] I'm gonna get free from on us hopped in it's right here. I'm just pretty fine

[02:22:47] Don't give him a JC don't give him it

[02:22:51] Here we go mood

[02:22:55] On defense, it's really important to play together because if I could get to be one detractive this gonna need that that's that's that's that's actually playing so smart

[02:23:03] That was good that round I shot two cams and put somebody on one

[02:23:09] Yeah, okay, what do you want to bet? What do you want to bet? What do you want to bet?

[02:23:12] Moki?

[02:23:15] Bandit's a good band. Hmm

[02:23:20] Chat what should we ban? What is a good band chat?

[02:23:25] We can't ban snake

[02:23:27] Where did they play last round?

[02:23:31] Where did they play last round?

[02:23:32] When we banned Aruni and Chimuro.

[02:23:35] Where did they go?

[02:23:38] Thorns annoying, lesions annoying.

[02:23:40] On this map specifically, like let's ask this map.

[02:23:44] Where did they go?

[02:23:45] Remember?

[02:23:46] It was...

[02:23:47] I don't fucking know, bro.

[02:23:49] I have no idea what they played.

[02:23:51] Bro, maybe just...

[02:23:52] Oh yeah, they played Sentry.

[02:23:54] Just ban fan, ban fan, because Richie loves fan.

[02:23:59] Ban fan, and then if they go thorn we can just break shit, alright?

[02:24:04] What?

[02:24:05] Yo, I want main wall, like I need main wall but that's my comfort bro, I only know how

[02:24:09] to entry from main wall, can we take away main wall?

[02:24:12] Yeah fuck yeah we can, I can ying the fuck out of them.

[02:24:15] Bro, aw, we did ban ying, okay, only thing?

[02:24:19] We need a way to get the wall, because it's gonna be ban ying, bring somebody

[02:24:22] I'm gonna get a Cam below just in case they put a C4.

[02:24:29] You save your cams. Do not drone. We know they're gonna be out.

[02:24:32] Nothing gonna be out. I mean you can save drone, like save drone. Be passive. Just save drone.

[02:24:40] Moody, here's what I think. You save your cam and CC for the flank.

[02:24:44] I'll get a Cam below for the C4 and then our other cam for your drone side.

[02:24:48] for the c4 and then our other cams we drone second. I flash, you Deimos, we walk in, we plan it.

[02:24:54] We need to get a drone. So I'm going to keep my drone alive right outside the wall right here.

[02:24:58] Put it in cc but wait, wait till the action phase starts then roll it in. Not yet! Not yet.

[02:25:04] If you're drone gets shot we're just dead and we lose. Last time Muda, they ripped out this

[02:25:10] barricade and played right here. There's a chance they do it again. Okay. 10 seconds.

[02:25:15] I have a drone for him. Just wait a minute wait they might a lot of people rip this out and play here

[02:25:22] If they do let's just double swing. Let's just walk out it together

[02:25:31] You see anything no

[02:25:34] No, I have this I have this all right come come come come double with me

[02:25:38] We're good, we're good.

[02:25:41] Cc's clear, right?

[02:25:42] You said Cc's clear?

[02:25:43] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:25:44] I mean, you want me to draw it again?

[02:25:46] It was clear when I draw it at 5 seconds.

[02:25:48] No, no.

[02:25:49] You have a can.

[02:25:50] Just leave your can.

[02:25:51] Leave your can.

[02:25:52] We know it's clear, so leave your can there.

[02:25:53] And I'm going to get the can up on the seaboard.

[02:25:54] And we win.

[02:25:55] All right.

[02:25:56] All right.

[02:25:57] There's no seaboard.

[02:25:58] There's no seaboard.

[02:25:59] Nothing.

[02:26:00] They can put it on any time, though.

[02:26:01] Look at this.

[02:26:02] What's that?

[02:26:03] What's that?

[02:26:04] What's that?

[02:26:05] Is it done?

[02:26:06] Is it already?

[02:26:07] Is it already?

[02:26:08] Is it already out?

[02:26:10] Can I, can I, can I, I want to scan them for my demos.

[02:26:12] Yeah, do that.

[02:26:14] What are you, on my ping?

[02:26:16] Moody, do you have a shotgun on Demos or no?

[02:26:18] No, no, no, no.

[02:26:19] Moody, Moody, is he still there?

[02:26:20] Wait, he's still there.

[02:26:22] Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!

[02:26:24] Moody, she's gonna impact us.

[02:26:25] Watch, she's gonna impact us.

[02:26:26] He's right here.

[02:26:27] Right here, right here.

[02:26:28] He's holding out.

[02:26:29] I know, wait.

[02:26:32] Wow, he's still there.

[02:26:33] I think that's what's left.

[02:26:34] Nice, you know where the last guy is.

[02:26:36] on the right. He ran. Wait. I don't know. Just peeking.

[02:26:45] The diffuser has been secured. Yep. Swing his bitch ass. Good nade. But you can't ball

[02:27:00] Nice swing off the left now.

[02:27:18] 10 bullets.

[02:27:21] You know he's on the metal ship. Window? Window?

[02:27:25] Close right yet

[02:27:29] I knew he was there and I still died. That's not me man

[02:27:31] You're good balls you're gonna prefer them through the window though

[02:27:33] It was that was not gonna be a bad shell if I just shot him for no you can't see him from the window

[02:27:37] He was sitting behind the metal pillar with an impact this time

[02:27:39] I blow up the wall because I knew he was gonna impact and I just got fried. I'm sorry, bro

[02:27:46] We should have focused on that guy first, that's on me man. We should have cut that fucking guy off

[02:27:50] No, we did so good!

[02:27:52] Brown Moon Eyes out!

[02:27:54] You're good, you're good.

[02:27:56] We can still get this band.

[02:28:00] Band Snake with the Nades.

[02:28:04] Yeah.

[02:28:05] Band Snake, bro.

[02:28:08] Maybe I have Thor.

[02:28:09] Alright, I might go Mew or something.

[02:28:11] Yeah.

[02:28:13] Okay, but it's 2-4, bro.

[02:28:14] Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, 2-4.

[02:28:16] That's on me, Mod.

[02:28:18] You're good. You're good, bro. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. I should have been able to like want to be one that honestly I

[02:28:24] Should have written my demos, but I just but I don't even know what ability hit me

[02:28:29] I'm just dying to a PC player every time. I think I've got to score to a one-time

[02:28:34] What's the character here? Oh

[02:28:37] Fan is always good bro. Fan is good

[02:28:40] Fans never batsman fans ever bad fans ever back

[02:28:48] I'm going to try to be annoying again, just reinforce setup.

[02:28:55] I like the one round I was annoying was the one, I just got to keep being annoying.

[02:28:59] Shooting cans is so important, drones are so important, because in GBGs your drone economy

[02:29:04] is so limited already.

[02:29:06] It's literally just like 1v1s.

[02:29:08] Is it bad to play CCTV and just fucking eagle?

[02:29:11] Is it one of them?

[02:29:12] No, that's not bad.

[02:29:13] But if they don't push it, it's bad.

[02:29:14] They've only pushed here every time.

[02:29:16] Hey, this time they might proceed you never know I'm gonna check CC for a cam

[02:29:39] What do we got remote these wooden walls comes again

[02:29:43] You get back I'm gonna get this

[02:29:46] I

[02:29:52] Watch out

[02:29:55] No, they shot up the top east it's gonna be a east bunch

[02:29:58] Like this

[02:30:00] Yeah, there's two drones bottom east two drones bottom east

[02:30:03] British waste time waste time

[02:30:06] like shoe cans

[02:30:09] Oh, no, they know wait one's down here on me once down here like where you are

[02:30:16] You know, we're good, I got a watchman, crap.

[02:30:26] Should have someone being that rumor is that bad.

[02:30:32] I'm here.

[02:30:34] Fuckin' love you bro.

[02:30:36] Just play this to me one bro, you already want me to do your talk to me.

[02:30:42] I need you to come right back here play back in this corner like play over here

[02:30:47] over here no no that's good play there hold my door I have the breach I'm not

[02:30:53] gonna watch my door at all you have to get my door I have the breach

[02:30:59] hold my door and if he's on it tell me

[02:31:04] he's on it

[02:31:07] man

[02:31:09] in the corner, he's lit, this guy's lit

[02:31:12] I'm just playing my life, I'm playing my life

[02:31:23] he's still there, I'm holding this down

[02:31:25] are you good?

[02:31:27] I'm telling you where it's called. I'm gonna fight with him. He's one. Oh my god. Yes, bro. I don't even know I died

[02:31:44] Bro, I just need to stay where you were bro, why'd you move I gotta find it

[02:31:48] I didn't know where he was I didn't know where he was no

[02:31:50] I mean behind the metal box you could just see the whole door from there, bro

[02:31:53] You went to the other site and then I was just gonna I was on a island there

[02:31:56] I wanted to turn off one of my other fenders to turn on the one above the door. So if you rushed us I

[02:32:02] Needed you with me, too. Oh

[02:32:09] What the fuck I

[02:32:12] Mean I put him on one and I killed squirrel

[02:32:15] I just needed you to like sit on that box and just it hold the door

[02:32:18] That's all I need you to do when you went to the other side. I was just fucked

[02:32:23] I don't have the gun for that

[02:32:29] We should have never did this bro, this is a bad idea

[02:32:35] Bro, but she's just fucking like fucking me in the face

[02:32:44] Whoa, what the fuck how do you want to get me in wall?

[02:32:53] I don't know.

[02:32:55] 10 seconds to go.

[02:32:57] You're a snake, bro.

[02:32:59] You have some nades on Snake?

[02:33:01] Yeah, I have nades.

[02:33:03] You can do anything through this, though, no?

[02:33:05] You can cycle through anything on Snake?

[02:33:07] I'll set it up.

[02:33:09] Alright.

[02:33:11] No, no, we don't know. It doesn't matter.

[02:33:13] I have a CC Cam.

[02:33:17] You can come with me.

[02:33:19] I think you come with me.

[02:33:21] I know a way to get around I think.

[02:33:24] He's already in season 2.

[02:33:25] In season 2?

[02:33:26] Yeah.

[02:33:27] I have a camera.

[02:33:29] We're good, we're good.

[02:33:30] Muda, I think all we're going to do, I'm listening to you.

[02:33:33] Yeah.

[02:33:34] I think we're just going to rush site.

[02:33:35] Alright.

[02:33:36] Okay.

[02:33:37] Alright.

[02:33:38] I have a VMP.

[02:33:39] Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

[02:33:40] Let me jump.

[02:33:41] Keep your gun up.

[02:33:42] Wait, there's one close to us.

[02:33:44] Yeah, yeah, right here, right here.

[02:33:46] He's behind that thing.

[02:33:47] I can hit him out.

[02:33:48] Yeah, right here, right here. He's behind that thing. I can, I can native him out.

[02:33:53] Wait, Muda.

[02:33:54] Yeah?

[02:33:56] What's up?

[02:33:57] I think Cade's gonna put a C4 below.

[02:33:59] Yeah, Cade's gonna put a C4 below. You'll native this for the Milusia if you can.

[02:34:03] They're both on site though.

[02:34:05] Yeah, but Cade's gonna have a C4 below as we walk in.

[02:34:08] I could ram it, hold up, watch out.

[02:34:10] This should break the C4.

[02:34:12] He's one, Fog.

[02:34:18] Let me, let me, let me snake him out.

[02:34:32] Maybe come to me.

[02:34:33] Maybe double.

[02:34:34] He's on you.

[02:34:35] He's on you.

[02:34:36] He's on you.

[02:34:37] He was in the middle to your right, that's where he killed me from, he was in that room

[02:34:56] to your right.

[02:34:57] Alright, is he still there?

[02:34:58] Yes, he's still there, he's on my paint.

[02:34:59] I'm on your drone, he's still here.

[02:35:00] He's still here.

[02:35:01] I'll see you, I'll see you, I'll see you, I'll see you, I'll see you, I'll see

[02:35:02] you.

[02:35:03] Still?

[02:35:04] Still?

[02:35:07] I'm gonna kill you, I guess you'll...

[02:35:09] I'm gonna do you see, I'm gonna die.

[02:35:12] This is just me, like this is just PC.

[02:35:13] I'm not, I'm not gonna play a PC player again!

[02:35:16] Moodo fucked me in the ass, Rick.

[02:35:18] He's like, I'm just playing, no, no, fuck this.

[02:35:20] I'm dying instantly.

[02:35:22] I just physically don't see them until after they see me.

[02:35:26] I'm never playing a PC again.

[02:35:28] Never again.

[02:35:32] Nope, nope, fuck this shit, bro.

[02:35:34] get me out of here fuck this shit

[02:35:38] no way

[02:35:39] i'm just that i knew as soon as you killed squirt on my own god it's richie

[02:35:43] off bro

[02:35:47] i don't even like i don't know bro i don't know

[02:35:52] i knew that shit was raps bro

[02:35:55] i mean i have peakers advantage it doesn't even matter he just sees me

[02:35:58] before i see him

[02:36:00] i'm warloggy i'm never playing a pc player again

[02:36:04] You have a PC? I have an updated PC Siege in like a year and I hate playing Siege on PC.

[02:36:12] Oh my god.

[02:36:13] I'm not playing a PC player again. Not for money, fuck no.

[02:36:17] Protect the boss.

[02:36:18] Cope? Uh, no it's just statistically proven. Like, he just has more frames than me and he's aiming with his arm and I'm aiming with my thumbs.

[02:36:25] It's- it's literally not Cope.

[02:36:31] He just sees me before I see him.

[02:36:33] It's just facts I've died to Richie I think every round this

[02:36:39] time I swear to God Jixi I just need more confidence

[02:36:53] bro I don't know what the fuck I'm doing it's not bro yeah I just can't kill Richie

[02:36:57] so I can only kill Sklodol.

[02:37:07] Wait, what am I getting shot from? Are they insane? What's happening?

[02:37:13] What is wallbang?

[02:37:16] It's on stairs.

[02:37:19] Bottom metal?

[02:37:21] I hear him.

[02:37:27] It's not here anymore Yeah, he's not but I don't know if that's

[02:37:35] what he says Are you good?

[02:37:40] It's main?

[02:37:41] No, main's not broken Are these guys like here?

[02:37:45] I think this guy is like here.

[02:37:52] You only play together.

[02:37:55] How do you know he's here?

[02:38:02] What if I impact this can you swing or no?

[02:38:15] It's 90 90

[02:38:24] I do so whatever you do don't be whatever you don't beat the future swing me bro. He's gonna fucking swing you bro

[02:39:32] GG's man. I don't know why I'm playing against PC players. I don't know what I'm doing.

[02:39:50] Gigi's though.

[02:39:53] All right.

[02:40:03] I don't know what I'm doing, bro.

[02:40:05] I don't know why I'm playing a PC player.

[02:40:08] All right, Gigi's.

[02:40:11] I'm like braindad or something.

[02:40:12] I'm like, as God as my witness,

[02:40:14] I'm never playing against a PC player again

[02:40:16] if I'm on console.

[02:40:17] It's like, it's like bringing boxing gloves to a knife fight.

[02:40:22] I don't know what I'm doing.

[02:40:24] Hey, Gigi's though.

[02:40:29] And gifted.

[02:40:30] All right, paid Richie.

[02:40:32] Never again am I playing a PC player.

[02:40:35] I play like people on console,

[02:40:36] I'm not playing people on PC.

[02:40:39] But yeah, I don't know what to do

[02:40:39] because everybody switched to PC,

[02:40:41] so I'm just kind of cooked.

[02:40:44] Excuses?

[02:40:45] Yeah, if you think that's an excuse,

[02:40:46] then I'm sorry, but you might just actually be like unintelligent if someone has double

[02:40:52] your frames and a mouse and you're on controller like it's just facts that you're just like

[02:40:57] going to die to them more than they're going to die to you. I'm going to go be I'm going

[02:41:01] to go be I might get on rocketing before I do cases now.

[02:41:16] you

[02:41:46] you

[02:42:16] All right chat let's get on some rl bro let's get on some rl man oh i miss the tournament

[02:42:44] bro why did I do double or nothing I already knew we were going to lose

[02:42:49] bro I missed the tournament oh no oh no

[02:42:59] switch to PC I'm not switch to PC bro I like playing console Siege dude but

[02:43:06] yeah the next time I do a wager or something I'll probably be on PC Siege

[02:43:10] But like right now I can't just download PCC

[02:43:13] Also PCC just shit for like a multitude of reasons one I read chat off my PC monitor

[02:43:18] I like playing on Xbox to be chatted by PC so I won't be able to reach out at all

[02:43:21] Also PCC just literally dog shit like the game takes five minutes to boot it crashes your stream

[02:43:31] But I'm gonna play our

[02:43:35] I'm not tripping about it

[02:43:36] I'm just never playing a PC player on console again.

[02:43:39] It's literally just a humiliation ritual.

[02:43:41] That's all it is.

[02:43:41] Die, die, die, die, everybody in the chat talk shit.

[02:43:45] It's just a humiliation ritual.

[02:43:46] Pfft, stab, pfft, stab, you can't wait.

[02:43:49] Like, I'm aiming like this.

[02:43:50] Oh, oh, maybe I can win this gunfight here.

[02:43:54] And then there's swiping on my face with 500 frames.

[02:43:58] Really like understand how important that is.

[02:44:01] Somebody has 240 more frames, somebody has 120.

[02:44:04] doubled my frame rate, doubled my frame rate, and they're aiming with their wrists.

[02:44:10] Like, it's just a humiliation ritual.

[02:44:11] I'm never doing it again.

[02:44:13] I'm not doing it.

[02:44:14] I'm not playing a PC player.

[02:44:15] I'm good off that.

[02:44:17] It's literally just a humiliation ritual.

[02:44:19] It's all it is, bro.

[02:44:20] It's nothing more than a humiliation ritual.

[02:44:21] That's all it is.

[02:44:27] Could I have played better?

[02:44:28] Sure.

[02:44:29] Yes, I could have played better.

[02:44:30] Could they have played better?

[02:44:31] Sure.

[02:44:31] At the end of the day, I can't kill a PC player, and I'm fine.

[02:44:34] Like, I can, but the chances are slim.

[02:44:41] It's just a humiliation ritual. That's all it is.

[02:44:44] Ask Richie what it's like to be on a console playing a PC player.

[02:44:48] It's religious to humiliation ritual.

[02:44:50] That's all it is, bro.

[02:44:56] Alright, let's get fucking diamonds today, boys.

[02:44:59] Let's get fucking diamonds today.

[02:45:04] Yeah, next time I'll be on PCC, I just gotta download PCC's and update it, what the fuck?

[02:45:30] Whoa!

[02:45:33] You guys, there's no return when I ate, there is.

[02:45:36] How come I get on cases before that, though?

[02:45:40] Clear that.

[02:45:51] What?!

[02:45:52] Nice!

[02:45:53] Flick it in!

[02:45:54] I'm getting diamond today chat, DERRAS DERRAS

[02:46:14] Let's go!

[02:46:15] Apex, bro.

[02:46:16] Wait, playing Apex wouldn't be a bad idea if I played Sola, because that'd actually

[02:46:25] be in my office.

[02:46:26] Go past, past.

[02:46:27] I want to, past, past.

[02:46:28] Wait, playing Apex wouldn't be a bad idea?

[02:46:32] If I played Sola, does that actually be in my office?

[02:46:38] Go past, past, I'm gonna, past, I'm past.

[02:46:46] Yeah, what should I do in that scenario?

[02:46:53] Chill, chill, chill!

[02:46:54] Get it out!

[02:46:58] One now.

[02:47:08] Bro, these flat lobbies are good!

[02:47:25] Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! What a shot! Oh my god!

[02:47:53] They shot!

[02:47:54] Brother Chat, I'm telling you, we took a diamond today!

[02:48:03] I think my yellow's going up a lot too, I'm still in play for it.

[02:48:09] Hey Chat, is that how that works?

[02:48:13] The less games you play the more yellow you get, is that how that works Chat?

[02:48:17] Or no.

[02:48:18] Is that how that works or no?

[02:48:22] The less games you play the more he loads you get, the less.

[02:48:37] Let it squish you, coach.

[02:48:38] Yeah, tell it to squish you.

[02:48:39] I'm down.

[02:48:40] Oh, my God!

[02:48:41] Bro.

[02:48:42] That's a hat trick chat. Yeah, don't switch down down the lock down. Try to get diamonds.

[02:49:12] What a save!

[02:49:34] Both of us got that one.

[02:49:41] Oh

[02:49:48] No, no, no

[02:49:52] Shies

[02:49:59] She had a problem

[02:50:01] She had a problem time

[02:50:41] I can't do it at infinity bro yeah what was my goal when I started playing

[02:50:51] rockin' rockin' diamond diamond what rank have I hit flat two I think all I

[02:50:58] guess all I have to do bro for me to play three all I have to do is take my

[02:51:04] shit to the next level bro if I feel a little bit better I can get done

[02:51:08] I'm fucking a flat. I'm fucking a flat squishy. You are right there. You are actually right there, bro

[02:51:14] What do I need to work on?

[02:51:17] What are you to work on bro?

[02:51:18] We we gotta get you like going a little bit higher in the air. I think low-key we should do that and then also

[02:51:26] I honestly don't mind your ground game, bro

[02:51:28] I feel like you need to learn how to aerial a little bit better and I think you have more fun

[02:51:32] Everything your hairline. Yeah, like let's say look I mean everything does need work

[02:51:37] But that's like every player even me everything still needs to work bro like I feel like I feel like I don't know

[02:51:42] I want to get you flying things. You'll have so much fun

[02:51:46] You know what I mean? Yes, okay, okay, okay?

[02:51:49] So bro because we practice that thing that one day

[02:51:51] But I feel like you forgot it lookie like the jump jump tilt back and then aerial at it

[02:51:55] Yeah, they'll do like the jump and flip talk to me poppy. So what do I need to do bro?

[02:51:58] What are you doing?

[02:52:00] I'm looking finishing up a game, but

[02:52:02] Let me get the water. Let me get the water.

[02:52:04] All right.

[02:52:05] Chad, we're getting Diamond this season.

[02:52:07] If not, I'm a fucking loser.

[02:52:12] How many games off Diamond is he? Is he Platte's here right now?

[02:52:15] Did someone do the math?

[02:52:18] Jesus Christ.

[02:52:22] He's Platte won Div3.

[02:52:24] All right, so soon...

[02:52:26] I'm done now. How much MMR away is it? That's the real question. 695 MMR away.

[02:52:44] Oh, Squishy, guess what? What's up, what's up?

[02:52:48] I'm retiring from cases today. Please, where'd it go, bro?

[02:52:53] Say what lie, bro. Bro, you hit the big one though. You hit the big one. Yeah, but I need gloves and also I could get

[02:52:59] Oh, true true true true. Okay. I need gloves, Twin. And I could also get a better knife, too.

[02:53:05] I actually thought you were like done for good after that.

[02:53:08] Not much.

[02:53:10] Robert, you gotta screw up. I don't know if the cases are ever gonna lead me. But hey, I was good.

[02:53:14] So I've been up in a case in one week. I've been up in a case in a week. That's not a bad child.

[02:53:20] Why is the chat laughing?

[02:53:23] Alright, so Jinx, Jinx, you need 120 MMR apparently to get to Diamond, bro. That's not bad. That is not bad.

[02:53:31] Wait, that's like, if you win like 10 games straight basically, you can get there.

[02:53:35] Bro, but I'm Plat 1, are you sure, Twin?

[02:53:38] Yeah, I'm pretty sure. It's like 8, it's like 830, 820, something like that.

[02:53:42] Hold on, let me look, let me look, let me double check.

[02:53:44] Bro, if I get Diamond, I'll suck, like I'll suck your cock.

[02:53:47] Literally, I'll fly to Canada and suck your penis, bro.

[02:53:51] Yeah, deal, deal, deal.

[02:53:53] Locked, locked, hold on, let me look at this.

[02:53:55] I think it is, diamond, RL, threshold.

[02:54:00] What are we talking?

[02:54:01] What are we talking?

[02:54:03] So you are currently 695.

[02:54:05] It's 815, 815.

[02:54:09] Bro, that's nothing, that's a light back.

[02:54:10] That's not that bad.

[02:54:11] So if you hit a win streak here,

[02:54:13] like you literally could just hit it.

[02:54:16] That's actually not that bad.

[02:54:17] It doesn't seem that far away when you play like that.

[02:54:18] You get about 10 of win, Jinx.

[02:54:20] So, oh you went outside the games, you got it basically.

[02:54:23] So, okay what I wanted to see really quick

[02:54:26] before you get into the game,

[02:54:27] I just want to see the aerial pack,

[02:54:28] but I want you to hit the aerial pack

[02:54:29] and I want you to just drill it down.

[02:54:31] You can jump high, you can get up there, bro.

[02:54:33] Can you see my screen?

[02:54:35] I can see it, bro, I can see it.

[02:54:36] I can see it.

[02:54:41] This one?

[02:54:42] It was called, yeah, aerial for being exactly.

[02:54:46] I'll show you some shit.

[02:54:48] And I want you to jump, jump,

[02:54:49] back and bootface it like high up I don't want you to do that flip stuff I want you to learn to like

[02:54:52] jump up high

[02:54:58] yes so don't hold your stick when you jump just jump twice you did it almost work

[02:55:05] jump twice tilt back and then jump twice and then throw back yes yes don't don't hold your stick

[02:55:11] before you jump perfect boom boom jink already already already I was gonna get so easy bro I'm

[02:55:18] I'm gonna get diamond this season jump jump jump back. Oh remember. Don't forget it. You get some fear early on

[02:55:24] Yeah, there we go

[02:55:26] All right, not bad, bro. I like what I'm seeing so don't forget this but my my thing is I think you've been forgetting this

[02:55:32] See you're scared to go for high balls, but you can't oh my god. Oh my god, bro

[02:55:38] Bro, you can you can this one's hard to pick up but you gotta jump a little earlier

[02:55:43] Remember don't hold your stick before you jump thing jump jump and pull back

[02:55:48] Yeah. Perfect. When you backflip that means you're holding yourself. But it's so good.

[02:55:55] Oh my god. You can get so high in this game. What? Yeah. I didn't know you could get this

[02:55:59] high. Yes bro. Thanks guys bro. Yes bro. Come on bro. I'm so high at that moment. Yeah

[02:56:08] everyone's saying must be playing guys. It's not must be playing. You can do this

[02:56:11] I'm telling you, just don't forget this in-game.

[02:56:23] Look at this.

[02:56:24] Yes, daddy, yes, daddy, yes.

[02:56:25] I'm not going to forget.

[02:56:26] I'm not going to forget.

[02:56:27] You're almost as good as me.

[02:56:28] Keep going.

[02:56:29] Thank you.

[02:56:30] High-vives?

[02:56:31] I think what happened, I tried to show you this last time and you just forgot to

[02:56:32] implement it in the game.

[02:56:33] You can jump.

[02:56:34] Like I think I think what happened like I try to show you this last time and you just forgot to like

[02:56:49] Corner

[02:57:04] Yeah, yeah, I thought it was thought I was gonna do

[02:57:09] That I'm literally get back to my honeymoon like oh

[02:57:11] Oh, I'll be back in the States. I'll be back in the States like launch

[02:57:15] Well, I need to be diamond by the time that major happens. All right, I deal

[02:57:19] I'm doing crazy a lot of work. I know the best the best in Europe right now

[02:57:27] Daddy daddy

[02:57:29] So the only thing you're not doing is like you're kind of locked into

[02:57:37] That was better. You're kind of locked into wherever you jump from because you're not turning left the right

[02:57:40] So try to like when you're in the air turn your stick a little bit right or left

[02:57:54] This is like the main thing you're missing to be honest like I think this is

[02:57:59] Let's you play with so much more space in the air, right?

[02:58:02] Because when the ball's above you recently, like I feel like you just can't go.

[02:58:05] Now that's healing shit? I don't need that for diamonds. I don't need diamonds.

[02:58:08] Nah, you don't need diamonds.

[02:58:10] Well, imagine killing the huzz on a rocket, at least diamond.

[02:58:13] Imagine killing the huzz, bro.

[02:58:16] Yes.

[02:58:19] Dude, you're not dying. You're feathering your boost.

[02:58:20] That's called feathering, by the way, where you're tapping a boost like that.

[02:58:22] Can't be in check. Go not so away.

[02:58:24] Yes.

[02:58:25] You're kind of keeping like your height.

[02:58:26] If you don't fall or you don't go higher, but you're like maintaining your height.

[02:58:29] I like this thing about this thing bro

[02:58:36] yes yes this is what it's like like truly fun the scene's not meant to be played on the floor

[02:58:41] like it's rocket move bro rockets don't sit on the floor but rockets fly

[02:58:45] you're so tough

[02:58:46] you know what I mean dude like that's what I'm saying

[02:58:50] tits on a stick

[02:58:51] you'll have someone for fun dude so it's gonna have to be good

[02:58:54] Let's just have sex though.

[02:58:56] I'm gonna learn this, I'm gonna massive this, I'm gonna win like 8 games of ranked in a

[02:59:02] row and then we're gonna open cases.

[02:59:05] And I'm gonna get 10 golds.

[02:59:07] Tonight's my return night.

[02:59:09] I have mine, load up the steam wallet, you know what to do.

[02:59:12] I have mine, you know what to do.

[02:59:14] Oh

[02:59:24] So you're actually doing the right thing naturally just you turned your car at the end and it gets you a better like

[02:59:30] You literally turned your car into the shot at the end very slightly

[02:59:35] Everything in the air by the way, it's very like finesse and very little oh my god very little motion like you don't have to go crazy

[02:59:44] People tend to like overpop a cheek in there.

[02:59:50] Jack, play this training class with me, Jack. Tell me how y'all are doing.

[02:59:54] You're doing good. You're actually doing good.

[02:59:59] TIT!

[03:00:00] So remember this two things? Like, even though you're learning this, don't forget that you can- look at that, bro.

[03:00:05] Look at that, bro. Even though you're learning this, don't forget the other thing you know how to do where you jump and flip, because you're good at that too.

[03:00:11] to. This one looks awkward but just jump up and try for it.

[03:00:18] Bro, I'm going to hit diamond. I just deep thought it in my controller. Bro, if I don't

[03:00:27] hit diamond, everyone kill me in this chat.

[03:00:29] Can I say something? When I first gave you this pack to play, when you actually played

[03:00:34] it, not musty, when you actually played it for the first time, that shot took you

[03:00:37] like 20 minutes. That last shot that you just did, you did a second shot.

[03:00:40] Just let you know bro

[03:00:43] You remember you're like this is awkward. I can't do this your own battle deal. I remember it

[03:00:50] All right, what else I didn't work on daddy

[03:00:53] Let's think let's think cuz I want to train and then

[03:00:57] Power shot pack the power shot pack. Yeah, it's not a bad shout switch

[03:01:03] Yeah, those are the two things you do both these things you get the diamond though. I promise you

[03:01:08] Just try to get it off the bounce and try to get it on target, right?

[03:01:13] Don't overcomplicate it, literally, it's simple stuff.

[03:01:16] Yeah, like that, exactly.

[03:01:18] Bro, this is what you do when it's so sexy around you.

[03:01:22] This is so much power, yeah.

[03:01:24] This is hard to get under the bar, man.

[03:01:26] This is the shot. That was almost perfect.

[03:01:29] You have the timing right. You have the timing perfect.

[03:01:34] Did it above the ball slightly more is only you're not gonna see in a time to jump a little later your second down

[03:01:41] That was fine, too, dude you can do that too. That's good. Does that feel like natural? That's a wrap. Let's do that

[03:01:47] Off the bounce is like probably better

[03:01:51] Yeah, cuz it's not off the bounce you lipstick it

[03:01:54] Yeah

[03:01:57] Sorry

[03:01:59] I have to see what you're doing with the raw minions.

[03:02:08] So try to time it, the middle second it comes up off to the left, right after it comes up off to the left.

[03:02:15] I feel like, this one's a little bit tough to get under the bar, it's gonna go high.

[03:02:18] Why is the chat laughing?

[03:02:22] I mean, hold on.

[03:02:25] Let me open this mouth though.

[03:02:26] You're trying it.

[03:02:33] That's not fucking laughing, motherfuckers!

[03:02:39] Get binged, you're not still playing.

[03:02:42] What was this like, Paul?

[03:02:44] Power shots for James.

[03:02:46] Power shots.

[03:02:47] Off-mount.

[03:02:48] Yeah.

[03:02:49] Yeah.

[03:02:50] So yeah, just try to get above the ball more, I think.

[03:02:59] That was perfect.

[03:03:05] That was a ground pitch.

[03:03:06] That was a ground pitch.

[03:03:07] I'm about to have sex with my controller.

[03:03:10] Chat!

[03:03:11] Let me show you this shit.

[03:03:12] Bro, are you going to put it in your ass, bro?

[03:03:15] I can't.

[03:03:16] Wait, that's not a bad idea!

[03:03:17] I'm sorry.

[03:03:18] Put the cake up, black guy!

[03:03:20] Can you see my screen right now?

[03:03:22] Chad, I'm so good!

[03:03:24] Can you see my screen real quick?

[03:03:26] Yes, I can see your screen right now!

[03:03:28] So if I just go with this and I try to just hit it off the bounce like right away, it does that.

[03:03:34] It just goes high as fuck.

[03:03:36] So you want to like try to wait for it to come off the bounce, get above it and then flip a little.

[03:03:40] Oh, you pre-jumped that!

[03:03:42] I kind of jump and then I flip into it after for example.

[03:03:44] Especially that's so easy, bro.

[03:03:46] It's all you got to say, yeah, because you don't you don't want to like buy it, right?

[03:03:49] You gotta get above the ball. It's like it's like real-life football, bro

[03:03:52] Like you don't want to get up hit a too low on the ball, right?

[03:03:57] Even that dude, even that's fine. I feel like in diamond if you just make contact on this where it goes in, it's fine

[03:04:02] You like the ash shot. I know this

[03:04:05] You really like that ash shot. I don't mind that

[03:04:08] Yeah

[03:04:13] That's good that was good whatever you did right there that was good

[03:04:16] That was perfect.

[03:04:19] I don't mind that either though, like, that's fine.

[03:04:26] Big things I think you need to do, to get Diamond Go,

[03:04:29] use your power side button more when you're trying to turn for things.

[03:04:34] Like, not in this situation, you wouldn't need it, but if you needed to turn around,

[03:04:37] using your power side button is extremely, like, sidewalk-like, you don't do that enough.

[03:04:41] And then, like, just be comfortable, like, trying to jump a little higher things than you can.

[03:04:46] sounds like overcommitted but not jumping high for this though

[03:04:50] those are the two things I think

[03:04:54] tower side warrior, and uh...

[03:04:58] let's go, get it yeah

[03:05:02] that's good, did you get that in? that's good, I made it so I have to go in on zero

[03:05:06] those ones, it's a little tough

[03:05:11] so, okay I know you're doing wrong too

[03:05:14] So, you're pressing X or your jump button twice quickly, it should be jump once, and

[03:05:21] then flip, then push your stick forward and flip after, like there's a little bit of a

[03:05:24] separate jump once, yeah, exactly like that, but a little bit later timing, yeah, exactly,

[03:05:34] exactly, exactly.

[03:05:37] You're trying to flip like as it comes off the floor, so with the front of your car.

[03:05:50] Right, perfect.

[03:05:51] Oh my god, bruh.

[03:05:53] What?

[03:05:54] What the fuck?

[03:05:55] Just score this anywhere you can, bro, it doesn't have to be up to bounds, so score

[03:06:01] it anywhere you can this floor.

[03:06:04] How do I get in the back?

[03:06:06] Distriction again, you might not go up to that

[03:06:15] This is hard my way cuz I made it it expired the static fire

[03:06:25] If my life was on the line, that's what I would do

[03:06:28] I found the line. Let's see it

[03:06:30] Oh, you're dead, bro. Fucking dead.

[03:06:33] How do I hit him with your ass, T? Bro, you're talking with your ass-ass shot.

[03:06:36] How do I hit him with your ass shot?

[03:06:42] Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad.

[03:06:44] Get in there, Daddy. Get in there.

[03:06:46] There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go.

[03:06:48] this one

[03:07:01] yeah that's good you can try to score it off the follow up as well

[03:07:04] so don't hold your stick down when you jump that's why your back would be

[03:07:11] even that even that's a really fine right like that diamonds are gonna fuck up

[03:07:18] they're very good about

[03:07:23] well it's really just glass it's like it's not like I have to beat a diamond

[03:07:27] oh yeah you don't need that's for you need to be flat yeah yeah

[03:07:41] Oh, yeah, there we go. That's all it up lucky in

[03:07:47] Little higher see you get the weight a bit on this one

[03:07:50] This one's like keeping me the way a little bit for some some balance is it perfect?

[03:07:55] Yeah, oh

[03:07:57] Oh my okay, holy or a change. Holy or I'm not gonna lie. I have a boner. I'm rock solid

[03:08:03] Holy shit. You know for that. I yeah, I mean brother

[03:08:06] But Jalad, this was a-

[03:08:08] Faw!

[03:08:08] Guys, I can't get diamonds!

[03:08:11] I can get it!

[03:08:12] Shut up with the mastic shit!

[03:08:14] It's not mastic!

[03:08:16] Absolutely good.

[03:08:18] Like, genuinely good.

[03:08:20] I like that you pulled it too.

[03:08:21] Like, that's like, believing in yourself.

[03:08:23] You hated this shot when you did it last time.

[03:08:25] Cause you're supposed to do it after that.

[03:08:28] But that's fine. You can do that.

[03:08:30] Or allow it.

[03:08:32] Yeah, don't overact the end of the game.

[03:08:34] Like, you don't have to go for it after that.

[03:08:35] You can go for this how you want it

[03:08:39] So for this one try to jump out and do your like the flip shot. It's like a good one get a good one

[03:08:47] Kind of front with this again, you'll get way more power this

[03:08:51] Hold forward in your sake when you come back. Yeah, there you go

[03:08:55] And the more under you get the higher machine bro. I'm a ghost working machine

[03:08:59] You actually are your friend the more under you you'll get the higher will go the more above it

[03:09:03] You get the lower

[03:09:05] Did you want to like top corner should be like slightly under the middle of the ball

[03:09:10] try that.

[03:09:11] You actually are playing good, I think you actually are playing good.

[03:09:19] Suji is this not the best you've ever been?

[03:09:21] I think it is.

[03:09:22] Especially the aerial you were doing earlier.

[03:09:24] I'd like that you have that in your bag now.

[03:09:26] You just got to remember that you have it in your bag.

[03:09:29] Alright this one's off for it, so you go timing, it's just timing, you don't have to go insta,

[03:09:34] so let the ball come to you a bit and then drive through it.

[03:09:37] This happens in game a lot where you have to stop yourself, let the ball go ahead of you,

[03:09:40] and then go.

[03:09:41] Oh we got a wide angle, yeah I don't mind that, I don't mind a wide angle.

[03:09:46] Same kind of idea.

[03:09:47] Titty milk!

[03:09:51] This is never a bad chow.

[03:09:54] But literally you can also just not drive at the start, and then drive late and meet at the bounce.

[03:10:01] Yeah, exactly. Going wide makes it a little bit more complicated, I think. Like you can wait a bit.

[03:10:09] This happens in-game where you can like hit the 4 and you have to follow.

[03:10:19] But don't drive at the start at all. Try this.

[03:10:24] You're driving at the target. Don't drive at the start. Don't drive. Don't drive. Literally

[03:10:32] let's put your controller down when the shot starts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then go and then

[03:10:37] go. There you go. See, does that feel like better? Like you're reaching it late. There

[03:10:43] you go. You can kind of like treat the timing better. Okay, this one. I want you

[03:10:49] to try to like chip it up and then go for it your aerial looks good your aerial

[03:10:54] looks good I will say I don't want you to go next time until you hit it off a

[03:11:00] chip up and going in that would be all right oh my god double tap that thing

[03:11:07] you actually have it thanks you're gonna have so much fun if you can

[03:11:11] fucking aerial bro telling you this game is so much better when you pick up

[03:11:15] here we go

[03:11:18] like I know the RLCS runs are not fun for you because you're on the floor and

[03:11:22] everyone's fucking jumping above you bro like I know it's I know it's hard to

[03:11:25] play the game but once you can fly that's it's fun bro that's it's fun

[03:11:28] but I'm just such a child bro

[03:11:31] this is on stuff so yeah just fine you actually did the right thing there as

[03:11:38] As soon as you make contact, shut up boost, it's actually a nice combo.

[03:11:42] So

[03:11:43] Make contact and then boost hell out of him.

[03:11:45] Yeah.

[03:11:47] Oh my god, that's perfect. You just hold back.

[03:11:51] You're just hitting the boss far away.

[03:11:53] Float that a bit before you hit the ball the third time.

[03:11:55] There you go. Perfect.

[03:11:59] Perfect.

[03:12:01] Love that. Love that.

[03:12:02] Love that. You-

[03:12:03] NAMS I'M A BASTAROUS!

[03:12:06] Can you go for this?

[03:12:08] Yeah, so your first touch is basically, this is important to learn too, like your first

[03:12:14] touch here.

[03:12:15] It depends how fast you go into the ball, right?

[03:12:16] So like, the faster you go, if you go too fast it'll just hit it away.

[03:12:19] If you go too slow you won't have any momentum to make a playoff of you there.

[03:12:22] So you want to be like mid-range, where you're a little faster than slow speed.

[03:12:26] Going for a big playoff that's going to be hard.

[03:12:30] That would have been pretty good.

[03:12:32] I would be a little faster I think, yeah.

[03:12:34] Like, I would boost, I would go like twice as fast as you can go, that's

[03:12:37] try to boost in it into at the very ending also first touch like boost right here into

[03:12:49] it yeah yes higher yeah yeah now you can follow it better there you go there you go that's

[03:12:59] He's helping your first touch be better.

[03:13:03] You just hit his back wall instead of follow.

[03:13:07] I said I get the most power.

[03:13:10] Try to hit him more with the center of the front of your spot.

[03:13:14] Watch.

[03:13:15] Right after it comes off the bounce.

[03:13:17] Timing is everything you need.

[03:13:21] You're going too early.

[03:13:24] Too early still.

[03:13:26] But it's low.

[03:13:27] Perfect, perfect, perfect, too much power.

[03:13:30] Swim down, swim straight down.

[03:13:31] How'd you know you're actually a child?

[03:13:35] That's the waterfall bouncing.

[03:13:37] Did it hit like that exact corner or go straight down?

[03:13:39] We'll follow that.

[03:13:43] I love when that's just in though.

[03:13:47] Like, if you can hit the ball consistently, like where you want to,

[03:13:50] like in a general area that you want to, you'll get down as easy.

[03:13:53] I'm not going to lie to you though.

[03:13:54] It's just about being consistent.

[03:13:55] not making the face how like looking like chess like don't give up your

[03:14:00] pieces for free like don't really dumb shit where you're a piece of free

[03:14:04] like that you got better bro

[03:14:11] I'm not always down that's good last I played one game for you on game three

[03:14:16] bro you know you had a mate on the J I saw it after and I'll rewatch it back

[03:14:22] You had a mate on me in the second game. You could have just won.

[03:14:24] Like you, you were pushing your pod and you were just throwing it.

[03:14:27] I didn't see it.

[03:14:28] We were both, we were both, honestly I got better at playing.

[03:14:30] I mean, what you like to play at games right now?

[03:14:32] I'm down, bro.

[03:14:33] Don't tempt me with a good time.

[03:14:35] Don't tempt me with a good time.

[03:14:36] I don't know.

[03:14:37] Squishy, how did I invite you? How did I invite you?

[03:14:39] Uh, I honestly don't...

[03:14:42] Oh, Challenge Link! Squishy, I'm good now.

[03:14:44] It's not gonna be easy.

[03:14:45] I like it.

[03:14:46] Squishy, I'm good.

[03:14:47] Wait, hide mine. Send Squishy a Challenge Link.

[03:14:49] I'm gonna get a coffee

[03:15:00] That am I cooked is he nasty now like

[03:15:19] Am I cooked? Is he actually insane at chess?

[03:15:24] I'm like a pro chess player now that's bro. I'm like pro

[03:15:32] Squish they all dingle

[03:15:34] I'm ready, bro. I'm going to fuck your ass in chess, bro

[03:15:37] Hey, why are you so confident? You're so confident because we went to game three last time but switch

[03:15:42] That was my second day in the game. So yeah, I played chess every day for 20 days. I'm gonna destroy you, bro

[03:15:49] Shit, I don't like how confident you are why you so calm no no no like and also I can

[03:15:55] Especially I could switch that into a man by the way. I can coach you squishy. I just now

[03:16:00] Three L. Okay. I'll I'll put it in this court like squishy. I'll be your coach in chess

[03:16:07] That's my that's my thing. That's my thing

[03:16:09] I

[03:16:14] Know coach me yeah, bro. No, no, no, like I can coach you squishy. I know shit, bro

[03:16:22] My e-bots back that I'll play the game, but you're kind of scaring me though like my buttock in my ass like fuck

[03:16:28] Send challenge. No, no five minute. No, I mind. No

[03:16:32] No

[03:16:34] So we do Abbey?

[03:16:38] Uh, how do I add you?

[03:16:41] Just join us, join us.

[03:16:42] I got it, don't worry.

[03:16:44] League check Twitter.

[03:16:45] Oh, I leak.

[03:16:46] No.

[03:16:47] No, I didn't leak.

[03:16:48] I didn't leak.

[03:16:49] I didn't leak.

[03:16:50] I didn't leak.

[03:16:51] Wait, you link something?

[03:16:52] Click that link, bro.

[03:16:53] Click that link.

[03:16:54] Click that.

[03:16:55] Click that.

[03:16:56] Click that.

[03:16:57] I see it.

[03:16:58] I see it.

[03:16:59] Are you in?

[03:17:00] Uh, it says waiting for opponent.

[03:17:01] Time in.

[03:17:02] Start game.

[03:17:03] I'll tell you ah

[03:17:05] That's not me. No abort Ryan. What happened what happened?

[03:17:12] Here here. I'm gonna send you to one. Get ready. All right. All right, my hot thumbs

[03:17:20] Bracket coach you now bro, thanks for a stop you're scaring you're gonna actually be like crazy now

[03:17:25] I'm gonna bend you over a table. Yes

[03:17:28] Did you really?

[03:17:29] custom challenge

[03:17:31] Challenge link join this join this join this join that

[03:17:39] Did you do it? Yeah, I

[03:17:43] Join good. Hey. Hey. Hey. Good luck bro. Squishy. Like I said, I'm the real deal now

[03:17:51] Move my cam

[03:17:55] All right, I said I don't know what to do on whites. Yeah, I'm black

[03:18:00] I don't know man. I think you're right. I think I'm cooked.

[03:18:05] What do I want to do? What do I want to do?

[03:18:13] Why are you spamming? What are you spamming?

[03:18:16] Damn. Damn, what are you spamming?

[03:18:24] I already trolled.

[03:18:25] Focus, Quissey. Focus, bro. Fucking focus.

[03:18:27] You're not locked. You should have took my point.

[03:18:29] Let me think, let me think, let me think.

[03:18:31] I couldn't think in your pond, bro.

[03:18:33] I could have actually, hold on.

[03:18:34] I messed up, I messed up.

[03:18:36] I stood at a batch, let me focus.

[03:18:39] Squishy, focus, bro, I'm nasty now.

[03:18:43] I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked.

[03:18:50] I didn't move away from your pond, bro.

[03:18:52] I could prove to be rather annoying.

[03:18:59] Hmm. It's a good move, Jinx. Hey, that's a good move. I like that move out here.

[03:19:06] Yes, bro. I'm pro in this now. Squishy, I'm telling you, I don't know if you ever

[03:19:11] beat me again, bro. What do you want me to do?

[03:19:13] I've been training my nuts off. I've been training my cousin, bro.

[03:19:17] Okay, Squishy, I'll dingle. That's not a bad shout out of you.

[03:19:23] Thank you. Thank you.

[03:19:28] I saw you're playing Ron you say how did I go I didn't watch but I saw you're playing it

[03:19:33] Ron is

[03:19:35] Literally, it's like playing against a farm

[03:19:39] From what?

[03:19:40] Ron is the worst chess player I've ever played. I'm not even kidding

[03:19:46] Ron is the worst chess player I've ever seen

[03:19:49] He just gives me pieces bro, but he had a coach in his room, and he didn't beat me one time

[03:19:54] I'm gonna be pro in chess, Chad. You'll see. Not pro, but like a thousand below. You'll see, Chad.

[03:20:00] If I'm not a thousand below by the end of the year, Chad, I'm a fucking loser. Okay.

[03:20:08] This game got stuff because I messed up my night, but I'm good. Squishy. You gotta move that

[03:20:19] I'm playing bad, I'm playing bad, I'm playing bad bro, like I'm playing bad.

[03:20:25] Yeah bro, your development is not really good right now.

[03:20:27] No, it's not good, it's not good because everything you're pushing is like forcing me

[03:20:30] to go back, right?

[03:20:31] I see what you're doing.

[03:20:32] I'm so locked in bro.

[03:20:35] You are locked.

[03:20:36] Okay, okay.

[03:20:37] So this is interesting, take, take, very interesting.

[03:20:48] you below you know what let's clean this board up a little bit especially be

[03:20:56] honest I have aura right now you kind of do low key you kind of do bro I

[03:21:01] didn't know you were like nasty a chest now like bro I'm I'm telling you if I

[03:21:05] don't win this tournament on Friday especially punch me in the face check

[03:21:09] am i good at chess now yes stop saying no shut that shit up

[03:21:34] interesting

[03:21:39] Oh, baby, give me one more chance to show you that I love you.

[03:21:53] Holy shit.

[03:21:56] What's up, dude?

[03:22:01] Famo.

[03:22:02] Did you win the game?

[03:22:05] You haven't checked me in queue or something?

[03:22:07] No, but I'll win the game shortly, don't worry.

[03:22:09] you win the game shortly. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

[03:22:14] I'm kind of squishy. Like I'm telling you, bro, be nervous. Be very nervous. I've been training, bro. Been training my nuts off.

[03:22:25] God damn chat. That's good water. That's good water.

[03:22:34] Alright, that bishop's threatening nothing.

[03:22:39] Let's think. That bishop's actually kind of blocked.

[03:22:44] King of the castle, king of the castle!

[03:22:46] HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[03:22:50] Here you go.

[03:22:51] Ah, you're a funny guy, man.

[03:22:53] Jack, you're a funny guy.

[03:22:55] You're a funny guy.

[03:22:55] If you're horny type of three.

[03:22:58] If you're horny type of three.

[03:23:00] What do you want me to do this is what I have to ask myself. What do you want me to do you know me

[03:23:12] Especially that is the worst thing you could have did

[03:23:16] Why was that I wish I was kidding brown that is the worst thing you could have did my boy

[03:23:21] Why why man? What am I what am I meant? What that is the worst thing you could have it my boy

[03:23:30] My hot thumbs.

[03:23:34] This is interesting because boom take take take this is open

[03:23:41] This was just take my palm bro

[03:23:44] I'm inviting you to take it. So what's the worst I can have?

[03:23:48] What's the worst that can happen squishy? Nothing right? Just take the palm bro

[03:23:52] Kind of don't want to though

[03:24:00] What if I just don't? Like, you know what I mean?

[03:24:03] What if I don't?

[03:24:05] Because chat look, then here, here, here.

[03:24:14] Okay, that's fine. I'll just do this.

[03:24:21] Oh, okay. Let's think.

[03:24:24] Fork, fork, fork.

[03:24:30] How is this a fork? Because look bro I'm attacking two pieces. Come on take with

[03:24:40] your knife take with your knife. Come on. You want me to take with my knife? Don't

[03:24:46] worry about it. I think you're missing something. Bro to be a grandmaster in

[03:24:52] chess bro like me you have to be thinking I think you're I think you're

[03:24:55] missing something three steps ahead bro it's all of us right you just got to

[03:25:00] think three steps ahead squishy it's what all of us grandmasters do bro okay

[03:25:08] if I slip away if I die today now squishy you were asking earlier how's

[03:25:17] What is the fork?

[03:25:19] I bequeath you a fork.

[03:25:26] Now you're forked, buddy.

[03:25:27] What are you forking?

[03:25:28] You're forking this?

[03:25:29] Yeah.

[03:25:30] I mean, I mean.

[03:25:31] No, no, no.

[03:25:32] It's a fork, bro.

[03:25:33] Is it though?

[03:25:34] Tits on a stick and call me Larry.

[03:25:39] I feel pretty comfy, bro.

[03:25:40] I like my position.

[03:25:41] I don't really mind it.

[03:25:42] I'm going to be honest.

[03:25:43] I don't mind it.

[03:25:44] I'm going to keep it a beam.

[03:25:45] I'm gonna keep it a beam yeah, we're gonna chat

[03:25:54] Chad hold the front door wait where you run off to bro like you back here bro the problem is this fucker right here

[03:26:01] Yeah, that's about this mother fuck off

[03:26:04] So chat watch

[03:26:06] take

[03:26:07] take

[03:26:10] Well you're doing some weird shit over there

[03:26:15] Hey, squishy question. Where can your bishop go? Yo, squishy, it can't go back. What are

[03:26:21] you doing, squishy?

[03:26:23] What? What?

[03:26:26] Squishy, look. You can't go backwards.

[03:26:30] No.

[03:26:31] Oh, you're setting up checkmate over here. Do you think you're slick?

[03:26:33] Oh, no. I can't go backwards.

[03:26:35] Squishy, do you think you're slick, bro?

[03:26:37] Oh, no.

[03:26:38] You're setting up checkmate.

[03:26:39] Who do you think I am, bro? You think I'm not going to see this?

[03:26:44] I don't know, will you?

[03:26:48] I have two lines of attack here, brother.

[03:26:51] Two.

[03:26:52] All right, so I gotta think, bang, bang, loses the queen, then loses the rook.

[03:27:00] Yeah, loses the queen, then loses the rook.

[03:27:05] What are you planning, bro?

[03:27:08] Yeah

[03:27:22] My hot thumbs

[03:27:27] Did I just oh I did the one thing I wasn't supposed to do that was the one thing it's fine

[03:27:32] It's still one of them. I was most beautiful. No fucking game. I knew to not move that damn pond

[03:27:38] Mother sucka

[03:27:40] It's all good squishy. This is not gonna be easy, bro. The last four minutes is where legends is made, bro

[03:27:47] Hey chat squishies a good person to play against bro because when I play against Ron I'm going against a human fart

[03:27:52] When I'm going against squishy at least there's brain cells firing, bro

[03:27:58] Human fart chat I'm pretty sure Ron is playing Muda right now. It's like a fart off

[03:28:04] Way I

[03:28:06] Actually have a crazy play

[03:28:08] Let me not like lose my mind here, but I think this is a play.

[03:28:15] Take, take, hold up, hold up, hold up.

[03:28:22] What happened to your queen, Squishy?

[03:28:23] What happened to your queen?

[03:28:24] Where are you going to go?

[03:28:26] You have to put it, put her behind the pond.

[03:28:27] Come on, let's get it over with.

[03:28:28] Put her behind the pond.

[03:28:30] Jinx, I get out of this, bro.

[03:28:32] Just put your queen by the pond.

[03:28:34] Just trust me.

[03:28:35] I have a vision.

[03:28:37] I want to show y'all something. Bang.

[03:28:39] Hold on. Chat.

[03:28:43] Do you see it, chat? Do you believe in love after love after love?

[03:28:51] Squishy, squish nail bingo. Do me a favor, bro. Resign early. Squishy, I'm not even kidding

[03:28:57] what I say to this? Resign early, bro.

[03:29:02] Get that, Squish.

[03:29:10] Squishy. Hey, bro.

[03:29:12] Do me a favor.

[03:29:14] Resign early.

[03:29:16] Squishy.

[03:29:17] Do me a favor.

[03:29:19] Resign early.

[03:29:20] You resign now.

[03:29:22] You resign now.

[03:29:24] You resign now.

[03:29:25] CHET I'M ACTUALLY SO GONNA CHET!

[03:29:28] Yo, please show love in this game!

[03:29:29] Please show love in this game!

[03:29:34] Cheeky guys.

[03:29:35] Let's trade it out, bro.

[03:29:36] Let's trade it out, bro.

[03:29:37] Bro, I actually-

[03:29:38] Fuck your play. Let's trade it out.

[03:29:39] Let's trade it out.

[03:29:40] I had a checkmate if you didn't do that.

[03:29:41] I know.

[03:29:42] I have a literal checkmate.

[03:29:44] Oh my god, you're too intelligent to beat.

[03:29:49] Chet, Squishy's too smarter, y'all.

[03:29:52] Wait, hold up.

[03:29:56] Fork that's what we call a fork

[03:30:01] Not really oh

[03:30:06] Wait, you're actually so cool and good and smart and cool

[03:30:10] Discovery check bro, you know about discovery checks

[03:30:14] How much of a try hard argue bro?

[03:30:17] Lock in lock in we're in the end game now things a year formidable opponent, bro

[03:30:21] Like I will say you saw my this guy was about to discovery check

[03:30:27] What's next, but are you gonna bang me in the ass?

[03:30:32] We're in the end game bro

[03:30:36] We're down to like pressures on bro three minutes left, but whatever you do don't get back banked, please

[03:30:42] whoa

[03:30:44] Um, how's that on me?

[03:30:47] That's not me.

[03:30:49] That's not me.

[03:30:49] Come on.

[03:30:50] I was like a dick right now.

[03:30:52] Buddy, it's not me.

[03:30:53] No, it's not me.

[03:30:55] Squishdale bingo.

[03:30:56] How is that not me?

[03:31:01] Three minutes.

[03:31:02] He's gonna lose on time, bro.

[03:31:03] Speed up the moves.

[03:31:04] The other moves.

[03:31:07] Are you sure?

[03:31:10] You're up plus one.

[03:31:11] This is actually such a game.

[03:31:12] Oh nevermind! You were a plus one!

[03:31:16] Yes! Yes!

[03:31:19] All right.

[03:31:20] My hot thumbs.

[03:31:22] Wow, my king's protecting both of my ponds. You're in trouble, Bubble.

[03:31:25] Squishy, you're in trouble?

[03:31:27] Wait, what?

[03:31:30] Wait, what? What? What?

[03:31:31] Take, take, take, take, take.

[03:31:33] Wait, what? What? What?

[03:31:35] Take it.

[03:31:36] Wait, why would he do this?

[03:31:38] So why would he do this?

[03:31:48] We chat, dip penguin, keep moving forward.

[03:31:51] But why?

[03:31:55] Or this is never a bad shot.

[03:31:57] Yeah, you take.

[03:32:06] This is going to be the greatest game of chess I've played.

[03:32:08] I'm not even kidding.

[03:32:10] It's gonna be the greatest game on chess ever, Blake.

[03:32:12] I'm not even.

[03:32:14] You're D.

[03:32:17] Rematch me please, rematch me please!

[03:32:21] Bro, why are you good?

[03:32:23] Jemma is squishy good!

[03:32:28] You're so smart, bro.

[03:32:29] You, you, you, oh my God, you're so good.

[03:32:33] Jets, squishy's good to train against, bro.

[03:32:35] I don't think any one of the tournaments

[03:32:36] is good at squishy.

[03:32:37] I was right on your dick there. You see me. I was right on your cock. You were you were

[03:32:45] Take take take and what I'm us

[03:32:50] Wait, thanks. Are you just you're just trading them the Queens out? Okay

[03:32:58] Don't hate it

[03:33:00] Well squishy the thing is we're not actually trading Queens. You might think we're trading Queens, but what did you just move there?

[03:33:07] Oh, are you trying to get my you move? Yes, I can't so I can't castle you. Yeah

[03:33:12] King of the castle king of the castle

[03:33:15] Squishy squishy you have to be thinking bro. Is it really a trade?

[03:33:19] Because you can't castle king of the castle king of the castle

[03:33:24] You're so smart see chat Ron is never thinking about

[03:33:28] Ron is just letting me fork him right in the ass there dead ass to

[03:33:32] Chatsquishy has a good IQ score guys. Oh

[03:33:43] That was a tense game last game

[03:33:45] What do you think your IQ is like better than us? I

[03:33:49] Did I did that before it's like one actually 130 and 135. I don't know

[03:33:54] Teddy sticks

[03:33:57] Didn't blunder see

[03:33:59] chat squishy so tough I don't mind this is not a bad shout though

[03:34:15] interesting very very interesting more interesting if I can beat you I'm

[03:34:21] gonna be everyone in the tournament chat species 500 real guys it's not a

[03:34:25] single player to turn the time to go and I can be a good champion everybody yeah I

[03:34:34] can't castle just kind of fucked this is just a nice little trade bro but I

[03:34:42] think I need to be doing this chat I'm not even gonna hold you chat to eliminate

[03:34:46] the Queen's release weird too this is a fucking interesting fucking game

[03:34:53] I'm gonna keep it a bean. I don't know who has the advantage

[03:35:04] This is weird

[03:35:08] Whatever you fucking do it'll take my e-pond squish now squish Dale bingo

[03:35:14] Not my tiny fun. I'll take any fun. Mmm. Look at this

[03:35:19] But low key chat, when you really get down to brass taxes, does he even do anything?

[03:35:24] I mean, it does.

[03:35:25] It does.

[03:35:26] I'm in a winning position right now against a 5-0-0 player.

[03:35:30] I'd never beat a 5-0-0 player.

[03:35:32] Wait chat.

[03:35:33] Hear me out?

[03:35:34] King of the Geisel.

[03:35:35] Wait.

[03:35:36] Oh my god.

[03:35:37] Oh my fucking god.

[03:35:38] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:35:39] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

[03:35:48] You're making me think about it like you have something.

[03:36:03] This is never a bad shout.

[03:36:04] Yeah, it's not bad.

[03:36:08] So, wait, chat in this scenario, chat, let's think, no, no, no, let's put our thinking

[03:36:23] caps on.

[03:36:26] In this scenario, it goes take, take, take, I lose, titty milk.

[03:36:33] I would actually be losing in that scenario, chat.

[03:36:37] isn't that weird isn't that weird especially i have so much pressure on your cock

[03:36:45] guys i'm gonna beat squishy

[03:36:49] bro if i beat him there's no reason why i don't win the tournament

[03:36:53] squishy the tournament's in two days around i'm actually getting horny fit you just plundered

[03:36:57] wait wait wait well you're offering a trade but you are down material you should have

[03:37:03] be trading your down material. Oh! I didn't see the fucking. I lose!

[03:37:08] Switchy, you're in trouble? I should lose this game, Janky.

[03:37:12] It's really not that bad, it's just a rook trade and you're down two. It's not the

[03:37:16] end of the world. It's not a rook trade, it's not a rook

[03:37:19] trade. Yeah, it is, look, yeah it is. No, it's not.

[03:37:22] I can't do any. You just want a free rook for, I can't do any.

[03:37:27] If I take your rook, I take no rook left. It's not a rook trade.

[03:37:30] you took a look for free i can't read you

[03:37:33] well yeah you're right

[03:37:34] switchy you're so handsome and cute

[03:37:37] like so you're right

[03:37:38] now i could i could myself if you know what actually fuck this game is you

[03:37:42] sacking your queen for the

[03:37:43] castle cancel

[03:37:45] look at that

[03:37:48] how do i do this

[03:37:50] bros with the idea training for my cousin in levy bro you know uh... uh...

[03:37:54] levy

[03:37:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:37:57] Bro, Levi's trained me four times.

[03:37:58] My cousin trains me every night and every morning, bro.

[03:38:01] He taught me two openings,

[03:38:02] and he taught me about mindset, like mindset.

[03:38:05] What should I be doing?

[03:38:06] Bro, Trading Queens is OP

[03:38:08] if you're the guy that initiates it

[03:38:10] because they can't cast us.

[03:38:11] Let's just do it, fuck it.

[03:38:16] Oh no, you are right.

[03:38:17] I'm stupid.

[03:38:18] You actually don't, yeah.

[03:38:21] Oh yeah, you're right.

[03:38:22] I think I'm gonna be okay, bro.

[03:38:23] You win this game, surely.

[03:38:24] You're upset about it.

[03:38:25] just develop no you're up seven you should win

[03:38:31] thanks if you're in the tournament and this situation happens you have to convert bro you're

[03:38:34] up huge like you win this game oh squishy bro i'm squishy i'm better than pro in chess bro yes i'm

[03:38:40] gonna win especially i'm gonna get pro in chess is the oldest gm or some shit oh first oldest

[03:38:47] gm yes yeah bro i love chess i don't want to i love chess bro i go to sleep i think about

[03:38:54] I played every day for 20 days.

[03:38:58] Okay, Vommel, Vommel, Vommel.

[03:39:00] All right, all right, all right, all right.

[03:39:02] So chat, look, see what that opens up?

[03:39:04] Now we can develop up here.

[03:39:07] Fark!

[03:39:08] It's not a fork, but it's forcing you.

[03:39:11] But you remember, if you're down material,

[03:39:14] you can't trade.

[03:39:15] If you're down material, you can't trade.

[03:39:17] That is the rules of chess, bro.

[03:39:18] I didn't make them.

[03:39:21] But I can, I can trade.

[03:39:22] You're actually playing a good game.

[03:39:23] I should play the game.

[03:39:24] Bro, I know!

[03:39:25] I learned, bro!

[03:39:26] I learned the game!

[03:39:27] I don't have anywhere to go.

[03:39:28] I actually don't have anywhere to go.

[03:39:29] Wait, look at my...

[03:39:30] Oh my God, look at my horse in the middle.

[03:39:32] I have like no where to go actually.

[03:39:34] I have one spot.

[03:39:35] I have to go back here.

[03:39:36] That's it.

[03:39:37] Squishy, squishy, squishy, can't you see?

[03:39:43] Sometimes your words hypnotize me, but I just love y'all plushy ways.

[03:39:48] This is what I wrote in Squishies asks.

[03:39:51] pressure pressure pressure pressure makes diamonds this is a nasty chat chat

[03:39:56] this is a disgusting chat holy vision what do I do man here here I don't have a

[03:40:02] way out you're doing a good job I got to get this bad boy involved chat I'm not

[03:40:07] even up because my rook's not even doing anything I got to get my rook involved

[03:40:10] then I'm up yo chat how many points is the rook work five or six I need to

[03:40:14] know now. How many books to

[03:40:16] work with?

[03:40:20] Oh, I fucked up.

[03:40:21] Squishdale, Dengle. I will trade

[03:40:23] this every single week.

[03:40:24] Trade it, trade it, trade it, trade it.

[03:40:26] I don't even know if I should trade.

[03:40:28] Jack, I might be a D1 crash out

[03:40:31] for this, but Jack, listen. Why trade

[03:40:33] we can force Jack?

[03:40:37] How's that not me, Mio?

[03:40:39] Because, okay, here, here, that's cut

[03:40:41] I just lose for I don't know what to do here squishy. Thanks, but do you have the ice to

[03:40:55] convert a checkmate? I got trained bro. I got trained. See I think we should start now

[03:41:06] Now is a little bit of like a pond storm.

[03:41:11] Pond storm, yeah.

[03:41:13] Because bro, Chad look at it like this, right?

[03:41:16] What do I have?

[03:41:16] I have strength in numbers, right?

[03:41:23] Bang!

[03:41:25] Now look at this little guy.

[03:41:27] Go!

[03:41:28] He's protected by the brook, he's protected by the brook.

[03:41:33] Whoa, whoa, squishy, what are you doing?

[03:41:36] I can't win bruh it's over man it's over oh squishy sad squishy chat we love

[03:41:42] squishdale bingo but sometimes bro we gotta win chess games man it is what

[03:41:45] it is I feel bad now okay this is protected

[03:41:55] with so okay your next play oh you're gonna have to lose your bishop yeah look

[03:42:00] There you go.

[03:42:01] You have to raise your pitch up.

[03:42:03] I'm cut.

[03:42:04] I'm cut.

[03:42:05] I'm cut.

[03:42:06] Check.

[03:42:07] Take it home, Jakes.

[03:42:08] Come on, bro.

[03:42:09] Take it home.

[03:42:10] Brother.

[03:42:11] Somebody you can convert, man.

[03:42:12] Like, I need to see you can convert here.

[03:42:13] Brother.

[03:42:14] Yes, of course.

[03:42:15] No, stale me, Jakes.

[03:42:16] If you stale me, I'm going to be up there.

[03:42:17] Bro, it's going to get in my head or what?

[03:42:18] Stop!

[03:42:19] I'm not going to stale me.

[03:42:20] Cut that shit out.

[03:42:21] I'm not going to stale me.

[03:42:22] All right, last time I played it was game three.

[03:42:24] Let's go on game three, bro.

[03:42:25] Come on.

[03:42:26] You moved?

[03:42:27] Uh, you moved squishy squishy squishy. Can't you see sometimes your words just hypnotize me? I mean, it's left bro. And I just

[03:42:38] Flashy ways. This is what I wrote in your soul a

[03:42:42] Let's go, Borra Carraio.

[03:42:51] Check.

[03:42:52] Here's what we're going to do.

[03:42:55] Boom.

[03:42:56] Boom.

[03:42:57] I check you.

[03:42:58] I check you, bro.

[03:43:01] All right.

[03:43:03] Our bishop is protected for the rest of the game.

[03:43:06] So now that our bishop is protected, we just wipe out pawns.

[03:43:09] And then once we wipe out pawns, we convert, bro.

[03:43:12] is protected. Pawn is protected. See how cringe I'm playing chat? The key to playing

[03:43:17] chess well bro is just play like a cringe lord bro. Safe, safe. Ooh now that pawn is not

[03:43:24] safe. Scroogey you in trouble bro. You fuck a big time this time. You fuck up. You fuck

[03:43:41] a big time bro a little a little bit Zen the Zen stayed with bro come on bro oh

[03:43:47] I'm literally full stock in these two squares I know I know I know all right

[03:43:55] now chat we're just gonna do a little bit of we's trying to steal me look at

[03:43:59] this cheeky bastard you know what if he wants to steal me oh no I need to be

[03:44:06] checking him. Chat, whatever we do we don't steal me. Do you hear me chat? Oh my god you're

[03:44:13] actually in such an annoying corner. How do I get there? All right, you can go there.

[03:44:23] You yourself one more queen, maybe.

[03:44:32] Wait, is he going to draw on repetition?

[03:44:41] I'm panicking.

[03:44:42] All right.

[03:44:43] So we have.

[03:44:44] No way.

[03:44:45] No.

[03:44:46] I'm taking a slow.

[03:44:47] Take all the time you need, bro.

[03:44:49] Take all the time you need.

[03:44:52] all the time you need.

[03:44:54] I'm gonna let you move.

[03:44:56] And I'm opening up the floor.

[03:44:58] I'm gonna make sure that it'll sell me.

[03:45:00] Bro, stop hiding behind the pond.

[03:45:04] Mike, now check.

[03:45:06] How do we get him in ladder mate?

[03:45:07] It would be like, all right, that's check one.

[03:45:13] That's check two.

[03:45:16] All that to do is just make sure

[03:45:17] like you can only check him from this point forth.

[03:45:20] That's checked. Wait. This is checked. The only way to, only way to mess up a stalemate is to not check. Wait, that's ladder mate. Wait, no, it's not. Whoa. Now that's ladder mate. Wait, what?

[03:45:36] You went, you went. Yeah. You got it.

[03:45:38] So, Jack, I'm about to still make it. So I need to make sure.

[03:45:41] No, James, James, James, are you serious? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:45:46] Move your queen up one.

[03:45:47] Oh my God.

[03:45:48] do oh my gosh squishy all I want to say to you bro is GGs bro you know what I'm

[03:45:53] saying at the end of the day oh wait we got to do game three the other three

[03:45:57] right guys I just beat 500 you know squishy

[03:46:02] somebody have sex with me please makes you play the good game bro I think it's

[03:46:08] my cousin in Levy bro it's my cousin in Levy that's my opening I've never

[03:46:12] done before I might lose I never do this what are you doing what are you

[03:46:16] know you recognize it I saw this one time I've never heard of that I never

[03:46:23] heard of somebody stop what are you doing he caru you know the caru bro you

[03:46:28] know a car you know who caru is bro yeah yeah yeah yeah

[03:46:37] what are you doing stop stop look at my defense bro so you're like freaking

[03:46:45] out a little bit.

[03:46:46] Like in my defense.

[03:46:51] Look at that Booty Rider game three against Squishy.

[03:46:54] Who do you guys got?

[03:46:56] 500 little Squish down Dingle vs. 350 Lodzingsy, focus.

[03:47:01] Okay, from here I don't really know what the correct play is.

[03:47:06] Bro, because you're congested.

[03:47:08] Yeah, you congested.

[03:47:09] Also, Squishy, I don't think Kakaru taught you this, bro, because your bishop is

[03:47:13] like cornered.

[03:47:14] Bishop's like boxed in.

[03:47:16] I've been hard talking to that.

[03:47:18] No, no, no, no.

[03:47:19] Akaro went on to do it.

[03:47:20] He did, he did.

[03:47:21] No, no, no, no.

[03:47:22] He would not do that, trust me.

[03:47:23] Bro, you don't box in your shit, bro.

[03:47:26] Okay, chat.

[03:47:27] Semi open file, right?

[03:47:29] Semi open file.

[03:47:31] Squishy, squishy, squishy.

[03:47:33] Can't you see?

[03:47:34] Sometimes your cock just hypnotized me.

[03:47:36] Sorry.

[03:47:37] Let me actually vote.

[03:47:38] Let me chat.

[03:47:40] We have mid control now.

[03:47:41] Isn't this good?

[03:47:44] my hot thumbs I was a mistake I do you look you think oh you fucked up now I'm

[03:47:53] good you don't think never take with that pond bro I'm not good enough to

[03:48:06] capitalize on that but I feel like all your long-range units are just

[03:48:09] congested so I'm fine they're congested yeah yeah yeah all my long-range units

[03:48:16] are congested you are correct

[03:48:23] chat should I just get him over here bro that's gonna be a waste of four moves

[03:48:28] no no no I can't lose again lose again lose again lose again lose again lose

[03:48:39] This is never a bad shout.

[03:48:43] Interesting. Very interesting. I have to ask myself why.

[03:48:49] Because chat, look, bang, bang, bang. You see that?

[03:48:53] All right. If we take what the Bishop, we now have mid control.

[03:48:59] Thanks for the mid control.

[03:49:00] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[03:49:03] Ha ha ha. Holy Bishop vision. Holy vision.

[03:49:06] Okay, okay, oh, but now this is locked up like that. Ooh, this is locked up chat. Oh

[03:49:17] Wait, I just sold the game. What am I doing?

[03:49:23] Um, yeah, I'm a loser

[03:49:27] We hold up. I'm good fucking relax for a second

[03:49:30] because then take take we're fine bro he wins a pond on this exchange though oh no

[03:49:38] no he doesn't know he doesn't because of little mrs. Queen he actually loses this

[03:49:43] exchange

[03:49:47] okay he does not lose this exchange because there's a pitch up in the corner

[03:49:50] whoo-hoo I almost fucking blew myself on fire there wait but chat is this ever

[03:49:56] a bad shout ask yourself that squishy squishy squishy squishy you're the coolest person I know bro that

[03:50:08] of us oh shit we're down material but it's winnable you're the coolest person I know dude wow I gotta

[03:50:26] to get this going.

[03:50:28] Jack, only way we win this, we get this shit going.

[03:50:31] You understand?

[03:50:39] His next moves this.

[03:50:42] His next moves this.

[03:50:45] Oh, you moved?

[03:50:48] Yes, yes, yes.

[03:50:49] Jinx, you forgot about the free rook in the corner.

[03:50:52] I was in check bro.

[03:50:56] No, no.

[03:50:58] No, no.

[03:50:59] You weren't you took my words.

[03:51:01] Oh, oh, oh.

[03:51:05] Yeah.

[03:51:06] Oh, oh, no.

[03:51:07] Oh, oh, oh.

[03:51:08] You get a free pond.

[03:51:10] You get a free pond.

[03:51:11] Put the pond.

[03:51:12] It's alright.

[03:51:15] Not too shabby.

[03:51:16] Chad I'm sorry guys.

[03:51:21] I'm sorry guys. You just pinned your bishop. Wait, what?

[03:51:32] Susie, what are you doing, bro? What are you doing? You just pinned your bishop.

[03:51:43] What are you doing? I feel like you don't have threat if I take this. I don't mind that.

[03:51:49] actually don't mind that at all. Fuck it. I don't mind that at all, bro. Get back into

[03:52:03] a good pond structure.

[03:52:04] Squishy's so good at life, chat. That's the thing. Squishy's so good at life. Wow, so

[03:52:16] no matter what I do chat. Wait, this is a sexy glass. No, it's not. That's such a fucking failure.

[03:52:26] All right, let's think guys. What would Magnus Carlson do?

[03:52:34] Yo, chat, what would Magnus fucking Carlson do, bro?

[03:52:37] He would do something to the effect of this.

[03:52:46] Matt is going to do that.

[03:52:51] Because why, Chad?

[03:52:56] Yeah, because why, yeah.

[03:52:58] This is covering this, this is covering that.

[03:53:03] You're going to get in time trouble. See, I like playing from behind.

[03:53:06] I like playing for mine, bro.

[03:53:08] I lost this chat because I thought I had to trade out

[03:53:10] as nice, but I could have waited.

[03:53:12] I should have took the Rook.

[03:53:13] This one's 100% on me and chat,

[03:53:15] you guys should literally beat the shit out of me.

[03:53:19] All right, so that's interesting.

[03:53:20] That's very interesting.

[03:53:28] If I slip away, if I die the day the last chat,

[03:53:34] how much you wanna bet he does this next play?

[03:53:36] How much money does this.

[03:53:48] Don't hate it.

[03:53:50] I don't hate it.

[03:53:54] Champs, how much money does this.

[03:54:00] I think this is good.

[03:54:06] is it really good squishy we're gonna find out bro is it good is it actually good

[03:54:16] squishy well you do bro squishy you're so good bro you're so cool just fuck me wait

[03:54:32] What do you mean?

[03:54:33] What do you mean, Moody got banned, bro?

[03:54:36] GG, Jinx.

[03:54:37] GG, Jinx.

[03:54:38] Moody got banned on Twitch?

[03:54:40] Squishy GG's my boy.

[03:54:42] Moody got banned.

[03:54:43] You're a better player than me, dude.

[03:54:45] He's not banned.

[03:54:46] No, both.

[03:54:47] Jinx, don't like beat up.

[03:54:49] You played a good ass game, bro.

[03:54:50] And that's not to the wire.

[03:54:51] I was only up by two pieces.

[03:54:52] I just found a good man.

[03:54:53] Do you think anything you say?

[03:54:55] I get fucked.

[03:54:56] Squishy, bro.

[03:54:57] I only got banned off out of it.

[03:54:59] Squishy, bro, like GG's, man.

[03:55:01] GG's man. Yo Squishy, should I play a little bit of Rocket League and then we grab some

[03:55:05] Rages?

[03:55:06] Yes bro, yes good diamond bro.

[03:55:07] Bro, but you sort it now, you sort it and owned me. No! Squishy, all I had to do was

[03:55:11] take that hanging rook.

[03:55:12] Yeah, yes.

[03:55:13] You would have had a close game. Squishy, I'm such a sack of garbage bro. Hey GG's

[03:55:17] my way.

[03:55:18] I would have only been up plus two I think.

[03:55:20] Now Squishy, you have to play me. Do you think I'm better than 300 left?

[03:55:24] I'm not going to lie, you're winning that turn easily. I think you're actually winning

[03:55:28] that easily.

[03:55:29] I'm gonna watch Friday

[03:55:32] Squishy bro, you know it's not everything dude. I like no Jeff I played every day. I'd be 400

[03:55:39] That's for a lot. I started playing a lot like a month ago

[03:55:43] Probably probably seen as you. I think I'm ready for the rank trenches. What do you think? Yes? Yeah

[03:55:48] All right, let's go on some wins. I think I'm just gonna play Tuesday season cuz three says ass and ones is pointless

[03:55:55] I'm never gonna get diamond once you're saying

[03:55:57] No, well, yeah, that would be like champing to like

[03:56:05] Every day yellow cat 67 I have gotten on rocket league

[03:56:10] Every time I get on rocket league you send me invites not sometimes not most of the time

[03:56:16] Every time I get a rocket league you send me 200 invites and you you're just being annoying. Yo, do you have a life like legitimately?

[03:56:23] I this isn't funny. Here's the attention

[03:56:25] Do you have a life brother squishy that guy has sent me buddy 15,000 bucks. I'm not here

[03:56:32] in a box

[03:56:34] Okay, do you have a life?

[03:56:41] Oh

[03:56:43] Good start squishy. That's a damn good start. They're fucking work for something

[03:56:47] I want you to remember if they're closer to the ball, then you fake talent

[03:56:50] Okay, cuz you're not gonna win the ball work. Don't die about it

[03:56:53] Which they have signal I will never die again

[03:57:01] They're fun games the chest though, they're actually like fun

[03:57:05] No, no, no, it's good games for sure like both of us can beat each other, you know what I mean?

[03:57:13] No, I swear it's just like if you make one mistake the whole game

[03:57:18] One one thing leaves hanging

[03:57:23] jump for that bro, you learned it

[03:57:26] oh!

[03:57:26] i learned it

[03:57:28] i learned it, i learned it

[03:57:28] nooo

[03:57:29] nooo

[03:57:31] hey

[03:57:32] don't squishie, what did he think bro?

[03:57:34] you went too fast at it, but like

[03:57:36] jumping out of the right way

[03:57:37] jumping out of the right way

[03:57:38] did you get killed by that?

[03:57:41] danger started bro

[03:57:47] you need to like try to go for that stuff

[03:57:48] those are three goals that you need to play

[03:57:50] no that's what brings me down

[03:57:51] yeah, that's all

[03:57:52] Yeah.

[03:57:53] But you made seeds left and missed the ball.

[03:57:55] Yeah.

[03:57:56] You know how I'm flat?

[03:57:57] You know how I'm flat?

[03:57:58] The ball just dropped from the net.

[03:57:59] It was like, like, tap it in.

[03:58:01] That doesn't happen as much, I think.

[03:58:02] Like, getting close to the diamond.

[03:58:05] You have to go for some stuff in there.

[03:58:08] Nothing crazy, but something.

[03:58:14] I think patience, honestly, is like really important.

[03:58:16] People don't feel like that's important.

[03:58:18] I think you might jump it, that's it.

[03:58:25] Who want to save us?

[03:58:26] With the ass, with the ass.

[03:58:28] Bro, hold me, pressure.

[03:58:31] He's got some pressure on him, man, for real, he's...

[03:58:36] And when you get a full boost, don't use all of it.

[03:58:38] You just use a hundred to fit you right away, right?

[03:58:40] Remember, you can just still use the boost.

[03:58:42] Yes, sir.

[03:58:43] Let's do five.

[03:58:45] Trisha, I'm nervous!

[03:58:47] You got that so much time

[03:59:04] Love daddy you tried you tried

[03:59:09] Love daddy

[03:59:17] You see where he slapped me in the face. That was bad. Yeah, but you see if you just sit on the goal line

[03:59:21] Like it's gonna come central. You have to go to the net right like you just sit there

[03:59:25] You would have had a rolling ball to deal with you got us bro. You got this. You got it. You better. I'm sorry

[03:59:31] There you go

[03:59:36] To get along wait

[03:59:38] To get a long way to go

[03:59:40] To get along wait

[03:59:42] To get along wait to go

[03:59:44] I think Muta's on 800 hours, he reached champ, and I think Hibis also has 70 hours in the

[04:00:08] range.

[04:00:09] So you're not that far from reaching those higher ranks.

[04:00:12] I think you hit like a point in the next like hundred of hours where you lose her sometimes

[04:00:16] just put her on the line.

[04:00:18] But you will always have teammates that are like this and that's just like the way I'm

[04:00:21] doing it.

[04:00:25] Also you're still doing your placement so it's a good stuff.

[04:00:28] Well I'm not right, but I'm still doing my placement.

[04:00:31] And two is the top one.

[04:00:33] Oh you're top okay.

[04:00:35] But I'm almost top three.

[04:00:38] Bro, he knows the musky place.

[04:00:40] I just don't like the flick I think.

[04:00:45] We'll call it the musketeers.

[04:00:50] So is that chest ring a hundred thousand from first?

[04:00:53] Yes, bro.

[04:00:54] Holy fuck.

[04:00:56] Yeah, I'm not going to lie to you.

[04:00:57] I need to win.

[04:00:58] I need to fucking win.

[04:01:00] You should play.

[04:01:01] I'm playing more than anyone.

[04:01:02] If it's five minutes, I'm not going to go.

[04:01:04] If it's five minutes, you should practice five minutes though.

[04:01:06] I do, I do, I do, I do.

[04:01:10] Have you played the 3 minute mode or not?

[04:01:13] It's kinda like...

[04:01:14] I feel like the moves are terrible.

[04:01:15] Everyone makes terrible moves, but it's way harder than...

[04:01:16] Yeah, I think so.

[04:01:17] Fuck, what's he doing?

[04:01:18] I mean, teammate, if you didn't go AFK, it'd be too long.

[04:01:19] It's all good though.

[04:01:20] You can just go AFK.

[04:01:21] Alright, before we go next.

[04:01:22] I'll go.

[04:01:23] Listen, Jinx.

[04:01:24] Don't get demotivated, man.

[04:01:25] I don't know what to do.

[04:01:26] I don't know what to do.

[04:01:27] I don't know what to do.

[04:01:28] I don't know what to do.

[04:01:29] I don't know what to do.

[04:01:30] I don't know what to do.

[04:01:31] I don't know what to do.

[04:01:32] I don't know what to do.

[04:01:33] I don't know what to do.

[04:01:34] Alright, where we going next?

[04:01:35] I'll go.

[04:01:37] Listen, Jinx, don't get demotivated, man.

[04:01:41] That's game one.

[04:01:42] Think about like this.

[04:01:43] Has LeBron ever lost the game?

[04:01:46] Has LeBron lost?

[04:01:47] Yes, yes.

[04:01:48] LeBron has lost.

[04:01:49] Has Messi ever lost the game?

[04:01:51] Yes, bro.

[04:01:52] Messi has lost.

[04:01:53] Yes.

[04:01:54] Many games, bro.

[04:01:55] And it's like, he still keeps going.

[04:01:56] He still calling the GOAT, right?

[04:01:57] So that could be you, bro.

[04:01:58] Don't let one or two losses get you down, man.

[04:02:02] Those guys played a good game.

[04:02:04] got a tip it there was 701 you look you're a high it was Charlie invited me

[04:02:09] check let me see right what's your bank charting brother he's diamond brother

[04:02:13] he's gonna be sharp who's Charlie forbidden lore Charlie's og brah hey

[04:02:20] Charlie's og in the streams bro me oh dude you want a diamond turn up in

[04:03:01] in his heroes while you're playing diamonds.

[04:03:05] Bro!

[04:03:07] I can hold my own, trust me.

[04:03:10] That guy's a speed flip.

[04:03:13] Might be the greatest diamond ever by the way.

[04:03:16] You're so bad, wow.

[04:03:17] Yo, Charlie, shut your little ass up, you're 10 years old.

[04:03:24] Oh, she got monkey.

[04:03:26] That's accidental.

[04:03:27] Save her body, bro.

[04:03:31] fire damage is kind of nasty though

[04:03:36] fake chowds for cheese kitty?

[04:03:41] yes, yes

[04:03:46] it's like shadowing real life bro, I always prepare for that

[04:03:50] that's the most similar thing

[04:03:53] you just don't want to commit or you want to get to the fortress later

[04:03:56] I don't know if he got it, he got it, he got it, he got it, he got it, he got it, what?

[04:04:06] What?

[04:04:07] Wait, is this what Trump did?

[04:04:08] Yeah, yeah.

[04:04:09] Well he can go wall?

[04:04:10] He dribbled it on the back wall per se.

[04:04:14] Oh, look how good it is, bro, you can learn that.

[04:04:20] Water ball!

[04:04:21] No!

[04:04:22] Oh!

[04:04:23] Oh

[04:04:33] Fuck it's so high in diamond

[04:04:53] Oh

[04:04:59] Is he diamond to or

[04:05:04] Brother they can directional arrow and diet that's my ball bit

[04:05:12] You ever heard about tarpon spray before you know that it is I

[04:05:16] Could see that tick tock's brother like I heard it's rough there. I heard it's right there. Yes

[04:05:23] Is that where you're from?

[04:05:25] That is sort of like my hometown bro, it's like my street.

[04:05:28] Oh, well you kinda went to shit.

[04:05:30] My face, which I faked it!

[04:05:32] You did, you did, you did.

[04:05:33] Charlie shut up bro, and get in the backpack.

[04:05:36] He thought it was far left, look, right there.

[04:05:38] What?

[04:05:40] Charlie, cause I faked him.

[04:05:42] What's happened to you man, are you?

[04:05:44] So what's it like in the TARM bro?

[04:05:46] In the TARM?

[04:05:48] Let me be honest bro.

[04:05:50] So basically bro, oh my god.

[04:05:52] You see, Nensha, you see Nensha?

[04:05:54] Yeah, that should be the same.

[04:05:56] So basically, bro, in the Tartan's prank, bro, in the Tartan, it is, you drop the streets, you'll never see it again.

[04:06:03] When I was a young theater prop, I would go to sleep some night, and literally hear gunshots for hours.

[04:06:09] So yeah, it's like, but I made it out. I made it out. You didn't say it? I made it out.

[04:06:14] Yeah, yeah. I'm having pretty bro this day.

[04:06:16] So I'm very grateful that my life, because I grew up in the Tartan.

[04:06:21] give the perspective

[04:06:23] yeah type the fucking

[04:06:25] scoreboard

[04:06:27] I just sold the game

[04:06:29] no that was

[04:06:33] I didn't want to mess you up

[04:06:35] I didn't see that

[04:06:41] yeah it's pretty rough out here in Canada too bro

[04:06:43] really? I didn't know Canada had rough streets

[04:06:45] there's rough spots in Canada

[04:06:47] where you from?

[04:06:49] Serrano Serrano, you know the six

[04:06:53] Nice char would you consider yourself a six

[04:06:58] Bro, so what's it like in Toronto?

[04:07:01] Well, bro, I've got look over your shoulder everywhere you go. Why is my chat laughing?

[04:07:15] Ever heard

[04:07:19] Kind of hard

[04:07:22] You ever heard the Toronto accent?

[04:07:24] Toronto, Toronto

[04:07:26] Hey, you want to watch the hockey game?

[04:07:28] And after that, you want to play for Sierra?

[04:07:30] No, that's okay. That's racist stuff.

[04:07:32] Oh, that's not racist!

[04:07:34] But it's Toronto!

[04:07:36] No, it's not Toronto.

[04:07:38] You see what he did?

[04:07:40] Holy...

[04:07:42] Open, open, open!

[04:07:44] Yes, Charlie!

[04:07:46] I'm not good at it. I'm not good at it. Like in high school, there'd be like nicer feet

[04:08:00] fast. Nice your feet fast. So like that. If they're telling you to shut up, they'll

[04:08:03] be like nice your feet fast. And then they'll be like, they say it's gonna go somewhere.

[04:08:07] They say reach this place. Like reach whatever the fuck. Like reach park and spring.

[04:08:13] And they call people like waste you like you're a waste of you

[04:08:21] No

[04:08:23] No, no, so it's less

[04:08:26] That's that's like you're talking like Mediterranean Canada far right

[04:08:33] But I think like by this like by like

[04:08:43] Bro, that's not a racist at all.

[04:08:45] No, no, no, no. That's a stereo side.

[04:08:47] No! No, I heard that!

[04:08:50] Brother, I looted Canada my entire life. No one's ever said that. No one's just hockey like that.

[04:08:55] I'm gonna kill myself!

[04:08:57] WHAAAAAAAT?!

[04:08:59] Yeah, that's like Maritime accent, like far right. No, that's not a racist.

[04:09:04] We got a ball game. We actually got a ball game. Especially we got a ball game.

[04:09:08] Off here, bro. I'm eating a boozy.

[04:09:13] I

[04:09:16] Yes, oh my god, oh my god

[04:09:31] Well, have you ever heard that Gucci main cell or the sound bite

[04:09:36] Are you guilty or whatever whatever? He's like bitch. I might be have you heard that?

[04:09:40] Yeah, totally aura bitch on my feet

[04:09:45] Wait, oh my god. Oh my god

[04:09:48] Charlie you go we run diamond. Yes. We we

[04:09:52] Charlie

[04:09:53] diamond

[04:09:54] That's what the rank was

[04:09:56] You want to turn in there? You said that right? Yeah, Charlie's good. Oh, Charlie's good. He's a little kid. So he's good at every game

[04:10:01] I

[04:10:03] Try to let me see your brain this absorbs games like a sponge bro Charlie your accent is so good

[04:10:09] I can see the two golds

[04:10:13] I can hang with that one you can hang you're not too bad that games good yeah

[04:10:17] I'm not too bad right wait. No you didn't I think if you played enough you just automatically get bad

[04:10:31] I

[04:10:34] Can you teach me guys are on his name, bro, it's good. Can you teach me actually a Toronto accent, please?

[04:10:41] Well, like it's it's not like there's a certain term they use bro that they it's like they'll say waste you that's big

[04:10:47] It's a calling something like this like talking like you someone like you don't really like that much

[04:10:51] You're like a waste is like a waste man a waste man

[04:10:55] I didn't I never learned this to you, but it's just kids in high school the Lord

[04:10:58] I never heard like

[04:11:06] Like as well there's fun

[04:11:09] Mandem, yeah, man, then you'd like it, but if you like listen to the truck actually five

[04:11:19] I'm gonna go to Toronto one day. I'm gonna go to Toronto

[04:11:23] Perhaps some viewers in Toronto. Oh, no. Oh

[04:11:26] Charlie help Charlie help your diamond is supposed to help your diamond

[04:11:33] You ever hear let me know bro. I have some we have some like crazy soccer fields

[04:11:36] Let's go to Tim Hortons and watch the game. Tim Hortons is fire bro. If you never had if you never had

[04:11:42] You don't have it in the U.S.

[04:11:45] Charlie pass yourself as well. Fuck behind you. I can power shot

[04:11:51] Fuck

[04:11:53] No, no, no, no, I never asked for this.

[04:11:55] Bro, I love coffee.

[04:11:57] So I'm going to go to Canada.

[04:11:59] I'm going to go to Canada.

[04:12:01] From Gold to England in literally two days.

[04:12:03] You know that, right?

[04:12:05] Oh.

[04:12:07] Is that the second time, like, going to Europe ever?

[04:12:09] Second time ever in the country, ever.

[04:12:11] Well, all the time I was just deciding not to go.

[04:12:13] Yes.

[04:12:15] Damn, bro.

[04:12:17] Have you never flown outside of those?

[04:12:19] I've flown before, but I've never flown

[04:12:21] Out of the u.s. I thought okay, I

[04:12:24] Honestly hate flying I defy so much my job. I need it. We much at saying Tim Hortons is in

[04:12:32] All right, so you're actually a god

[04:12:36] Carry me the diamond daddy

[04:12:44] We're beating a guy with our island

[04:12:51] Oh, yeah

[04:12:53] Loki battle fanboy

[04:12:55] I'm excited for the next major

[04:12:57] quicksail bingo

[04:12:59] Yeah, it's gonna be a quicksail

[04:13:01] No! Save it Jordan!

[04:13:03] Oh, you guys are good at like finishing that's the only thing that's different I feel like

[04:13:07] They just don't mess up in them a free shot

[04:13:09] And also bro, I think diamonds are good at saving still

[04:13:13] Yeah, but it's just like simple shit

[04:13:15] They just do it better, a little bit better

[04:13:17] Yeah, next line's in pairs, bros. You haven't seen the European trials, bro. Crazy.

[04:13:33] Excited for the match, bro? The sudden match?

[04:13:36] Bro, I'm excited!

[04:13:38] Scritchy, I've been training for three months!

[04:13:41] Right, yo, Charlie, you're actually a beast!

[04:13:43] I'm getting carried to the mother of matches

[04:13:48] We're charging if we play the 3v3 tournament. It'll be a diamond sort of a price

[04:13:53] We'll bounce out your way

[04:13:59] We'll be in between you guys whatever you are

[04:14:06] But if you've gotten a lot better and pretty much like a lot better

[04:14:10] Like a training

[04:14:12] Which he gets like night and day of the night

[04:14:14] Which he actually

[04:14:16] Which he listed to bro

[04:14:18] I'm not even trying to score a goal

[04:14:20] I'm trying to score like two goals

[04:14:22] And maybe even a half

[04:14:24] Did you like spam training too?

[04:14:26] Like stamina training

[04:14:28] Yes, yes, yes

[04:14:30] That's where I'm talking

[04:14:32] So bad of stamina to sit down

[04:14:34] When I was younger I could run forever

[04:14:36] You're probably not I'm excited to see you play

[04:14:40] I'm excited to see you next to me.

[04:14:41] Or you should watch party at live, bro.

[04:14:43] Oh, yeah, I'm definitely going to see you.

[04:14:46] Bro, I'm going to score, bro, I'm telling you.

[04:14:50] All this just to fall again.

[04:14:52] Yo, Emmett, the reason why I fell last year

[04:14:54] was because I haven't played football at all

[04:14:56] and I was jet lagging.

[04:14:57] This year, I'm getting to England a week early,

[04:14:59] so I'm not going to be jet lagging.

[04:15:00] Idiot!

[04:15:04] Did you train last year or not?

[04:15:06] No.

[04:15:07] Okay, you're the, you're the, you're the boss now.

[04:15:14] I'm gonna commit, I know we're autopilot, but...

[04:15:17] That's not me.

[04:15:18] Commit.

[04:15:19] Commit, that's not me.

[04:15:19] You're last being back, and he's close to the ball.

[04:15:22] Go to scratch him out, type bro.

[04:15:28] Charlie, I'm sorry bro. Charlie, I'm sorry.

[04:15:36] Oh, I should like that here now your last man back you gotta get a play patient

[04:15:50] beautiful beautiful actually love the way that

[04:15:54] How do you know how do you know that you know about I don't know I don't think I ever been

[04:16:10] about that's diamond Jesus Christ

[04:16:16] things stop right any of this air-roaming bolt out get out of that

[04:16:23] this is good is all you need to get out of that right well exactly go to ball

[04:16:27] forward like they look scary but they're really not accomplishing my

[04:16:34] I'm prepared to touch it

[04:16:37] Oh, that was a good plan to you

[04:16:39] Hopefully it messes with you

[04:16:41] No, no, no, no, Charlie!

[04:16:44] Charlie!

[04:16:47] What the fuck?

[04:16:50] No, no!

[04:16:52] Charlie, you're the diamond bro, you can't be doing that!

[04:17:00] I'll get it, I'll get it

[04:17:01] Charlie will make up for it, bro

[04:17:04] Nice.

[04:17:08] I didn't get that good.

[04:17:23] Oh my gosh, he's actually pretty good on the ball.

[04:17:31] Oh, what's that?

[04:17:34] Keep it up Charlie!

[04:17:41] Yes!

[04:17:46] Oh!

[04:17:54] He messed up!

[04:18:31] Let's go Charchar!

[04:18:33] Look at the bomb, look at the bomb!

[04:18:35] That was a really good bomb.

[04:18:37] Charlie, you're so good.

[04:18:39] All right, but let's just skip time right now!

[04:18:41] Let's go!

[04:18:43] You gave him so much space, the bomb was actually really good.

[04:18:45] Okay, maybe not diamond, but platinum.

[04:18:47] For sure, platinum, Charlie.

[04:18:49] Charlie, for sure!

[04:18:51] I'm gonna go for the diamond.

[04:18:53] I'm gonna go for the diamond.

[04:18:55] I'm gonna go for the diamond.

[04:18:57] I'm gonna go for the diamond.

[04:18:59] I'm not too sure about to remember like you go to game dude

[04:19:07] You're raking up, but like Charlie's also raking up. So we might play diamonds. He's like he's 896, bro

[04:19:12] He's gonna be diamond soon. Yeah, broccoli is such a good game, bro

[04:19:17] Right, I'm not playing the 30. No, no, no, I'm playing ranked and then I'm gonna get on CS

[04:19:25] We're doing cases

[04:19:59] Yeah, I was a force

[04:20:01] Whenever like dude as you get higher ranks will be like stupid sit on the ball like that you have to go get

[04:20:24] Oh

[04:20:29] I gotta get some action where I can just pop it.

[04:20:39] Oh look at this, it's only just playing the game, you'll automatically get there.

[04:20:49] I

[04:20:52] See like when he catches the ball

[04:21:01] Yeah, yeah

[04:21:07] You seem to be further back from the ball

[04:21:19] We can win.

[04:21:20] Black dollar!

[04:21:21] We can win.

[04:21:22] Slap him to death.

[04:21:24] It smells like a dog in here.

[04:21:26] Yo, Slap it.

[04:21:27] I don't know if you think I'm like three years old.

[04:21:29] I'm not reading that.

[04:21:30] I'm not folding for that, Slap it.

[04:21:32] It smells like a dog in here.

[04:21:34] Are you serious?

[04:21:35] What's up, dog?

[04:21:37] Oh, no, no, no.

[04:21:43] Demolition pitch!

[04:21:45] Haha.

[04:21:46] try to put the button, try to put the button

[04:21:53] keep in mind these guys are where you want to end up

[04:21:55] they're not where you have to play through to get where you want to end up

[04:21:59] oh no, not up to me

[04:22:00] no one in planet assistant

[04:22:02] this is a big jump from planet four

[04:22:06] huge jump

[04:22:09] try to open that open that open that

[04:22:10] yeah

[04:22:11] look at that from Charlie ball

[04:22:12] look at his read though Jinx

[04:22:13] he pre-goes left

[04:22:14] He pre-goes left, like he sees that, he can only hit it one way, he sees where it spars, and like he pre-goes left, he's right there.

[04:22:19] That's really smart.

[04:22:21] Even that, like reading the game, reading the game, what it seems like that is like, I'm hoping for it.

[04:22:24] 3100% right.

[04:22:27] So right, look, he's so smart.

[04:22:30] No.

[04:22:30] 5 to 5, 5.

[04:22:32] So cool, how do you know?

[04:22:33] Oh!

[04:22:35] You see how many hours we have to talk about this?

[04:22:38] I hate to say it, people tell me I just...

[04:22:40] 20 to 20, 20 to 5.

[04:22:42] Bro that's not bad bro, it's your job bro, it's not bad.

[04:22:46] Yeah, yeah, it's study, it's study though.

[04:22:48] Oh my bad!

[04:22:49] The problem is I point to you on that, I have 5k on fucking Rockley, I have 100 hours of Siege now, it's like, so, eh.

[04:22:55] That's good bro, Siege is a good game.

[04:22:57] Also, Siege is gonna be really good when rank 2.0 comes up.

[04:23:01] Getting into it, I'm right down.

[04:23:05] They heard me that Muta beat you in a 1v1.

[04:23:07] I wanted to play you, but that's not...

[04:23:09] That was a high.

[04:23:12] Yeah, I mean to be honest with to be honest with route is the best new player. I've ever seen in my life though

[04:23:22] Yeah, I mean

[04:23:26] Yeah, I also think to be honest, I think it's such a big difference between console and

[04:23:35] Dude, you know

[04:23:42] The tournament you ran, the seed one, where I had to play the tour that went around, bro, I literally was in the pool, it's...

[04:23:47] But dude, imagine that and then it's gonna pop your face out.

[04:23:50] It's not fair at all.

[04:23:51] Yeah, I know, I know.

[04:23:52] I'm never playing a PC player again in my life.

[04:23:54] Wallahi.

[04:23:55] Yeah, it's so hard.

[04:23:59] It's not fair at all.

[04:24:00] Not even just the mouse and key, but you're right.

[04:24:02] I feel like you just see people first, I feel like.

[04:24:04] Yeah, well that's all it is.

[04:24:06] It's not fair.

[04:24:07] It's just your mitigation and chip.

[04:24:09] Oh my god. Take a home. Oh my god. Oh, you get it. Let's take a play.

[04:24:26] What's that why does he get banned off out of it?

[04:24:33] Probably just using them, the dribble goes pretty good.

[04:24:42] Oh my.

[04:24:43] I'm up!

[04:24:44] What's going on?

[04:24:45] Pass!

[04:24:46] I love the confidence.

[04:24:47] Dude look at Charlie.

[04:24:48] He's using the dribble.

[04:24:49] Charlie is so good!

[04:24:50] Look at his ball control.

[04:24:51] Look at his ball control.

[04:24:52] He just catches it.

[04:24:53] Jack!

[04:24:54] What?

[04:24:55] Just catching a dribble. Oh well

[04:25:00] All right

[04:25:04] Wait, he's played a lot he has the blue level water ban. That takes forever to get

[04:25:08] No

[04:25:21] Bro, I can get diamond by playing with Char Char, but eventually it's gonna get diamond too, then I'm gonna hit the fuck

[04:25:29] But I can kind of hold my own at least, but you don't look out of place that much

[04:25:34] Yeah, I'm the worst player in the lobby, but I can hold my own

[04:25:38] You're not actually that far from this, I don't think.

[04:25:42] It's like a consistency.

[04:25:44] Bro, do you know I beat XPC in a broccoli rungle?

[04:25:46] I'm not a chicken.

[04:25:48] Bro, I actually saw that.

[04:25:50] Fuck me and my tight little game.

[04:25:52] But you're crazy because by the way,

[04:25:54] when you first got this game, I don't know if you remember.

[04:25:56] It was like the day after I think we first met.

[04:25:58] You played, uh,

[04:26:00] no, you played XCC with Ron on your team

[04:26:02] and you guys got 1v2 easily.

[04:26:04] Like, I don't know if you remember this.

[04:26:06] I actually easily want me to be alive.

[04:26:09] Oh yeah.

[04:26:10] You remember this?

[04:26:10] I do.

[04:26:11] And then you just beat them though.

[04:26:13] Oh I remember, I remember trust me.

[04:26:14] It was embarrassing.

[04:26:16] I'm like, you did the best you could.

[04:26:19] No, don't you dare.

[04:26:20] It's out of time, it's out of time.

[04:26:21] HIT IT!

[04:26:25] That means you improve your force.

[04:26:26] Actually, my actions reach diamond.

[04:26:28] I'm so good at beating my stuff off.

[04:26:30] Whatever side they go-

[04:26:33] Okay, I found it.

[04:26:33] he's so much fun taking time that's so smart but he's actually good oh my god

[04:26:39] is actually good

[04:26:42] love that head idea

[04:26:45] oh no actually such a good idea almost a shot though no you have the right idea

[04:26:51] you have no no ahhh

[04:26:55] okay he's probably so patient he's actually really good player

[04:27:00] Yeah, Charlie's the best guy I've ever seen.

[04:27:02] Probably won't be one, Charlie.

[04:27:03] You can't fuck out of my nuts.

[04:27:05] Yeah.

[04:27:06] She's really good dribble, bro.

[04:27:07] If you dribble and run, it's fine.

[04:27:19] Daddy's squishy, I'm scared.

[04:27:20] Daddy, daddy!

[04:27:21] Daddy!

[04:27:23] That's not good.

[04:27:24] You're doing good.

[04:27:26] Oh my god, I'm on the spot.

[04:27:28] One more, one more.

[04:27:29] Oh

[04:27:33] Don't leave

[04:27:36] No, he's like patient, but he picks the right time to go

[04:27:40] We're gonna set up

[04:27:45] No

[04:27:59] I

[04:28:01] Drive for them force them in a good spot

[04:28:05] We miss

[04:28:15] You Charlie's really like really calm like really really calm player

[04:28:19] I

[04:28:24] Play siege like

[04:28:32] Nice

[04:28:36] One three in a row

[04:28:38] I got a car shot.

[04:28:49] Nice patient, bro.

[04:28:50] Actually, it was...

[04:28:51] It honestly confused me, when you...

[04:28:59] I got to eat food, but I got to be healthy tonight, guys.

[04:29:02] It's on goal.

[04:29:03] Oh, my God.

[04:29:38] double jump aerial when you when you're kind of going really high like oh no

[04:29:50] literally this thing up this is so annoying by the way I'm just doing this is so

[04:29:53] I know I picked up on that cat you just follow it so you get a bit weird

[04:29:58] things

[04:30:01] even if it goes back or the ghost you're seeing it you do it

[04:30:05] Nice charge. Oh my god, Charmy.

[04:30:09] Well, that's what you were talking about.

[04:30:12] You're fake.

[04:30:19] F**k! F**k! You scared of me, Steve?

[04:30:25] You said nice, yeah, but I'm different. You're gonna lose, crap.

[04:30:28] I wasn't even super-tied, Steve. You're not even an auto-gamer.

[04:30:31] That doesn't mean I'm fine about you.

[04:30:35] Yeah, nice spot.

[04:30:42] Oh, I figure shot.

[04:30:49] I'll go over there.

[04:30:53] What idea though?

[04:30:55] You made it for the target.

[04:31:27] to come in here? Like yes I wait for you. Not really.

[04:31:34] Oh my god, she's- bro it's annoying because if I make contact I'm gone, look I'm gone!

[04:32:00] Yeah I know.

[04:32:01] Alright, that's just luck though.

[04:32:04] That was a waste.

[04:32:06] You wasn't trying to double initially, it didn't work out.

[04:32:08] Yeah, if you landed a touch, you were sorry.

[04:32:19] Sorry, Char.

[04:32:20] No.

[04:32:21] Char, no!

[04:32:22] Oh!

[04:32:28] Fuck me and my tight ass!

[04:32:31] You know what? We got a winning record. And I got a lot too. We got a winning record!

[04:32:39] I feel like you still kept up really well with this rank, even though it's definitely where you are right now.

[04:32:44] Yes, yes.

[04:32:45] You don't look crazy out of place. I really don't think you do.

[04:32:52] Hey, this shit's not over by the way.

[04:32:56] Actually, we have time for that.

[04:32:58] Three goals in a minute.

[04:33:01] You play that situation with the ball. When it's like coming around the corner and it's

[04:33:05] offered to shit, you actually wait like correctly until he hears that one.

[04:33:10] Yes.

[04:33:11] Damn, oh.

[04:33:12] I missed it.

[04:33:13] See, now that's just bad. That's just bad, bro. That's bad, bro. That's bad.

[04:33:18] I mean, down three, down three, bro, just balls to the walls, bro, at this point.

[04:33:24] Yeah, hold on.

[04:33:25] Get in there.

[04:33:26] Yeah.

[04:33:27] I don't mind that, I don't mind that, hmmm.

[04:33:37] Oh, you're just, oh my.

[04:33:52] You're bound to dribbling for a bit.

[04:33:54] You got more boost? You can turn that into like a crazy shot. That's like, that's like

[04:33:57] literally a throw, throw play, and back to the low shot.

[04:34:01] You gotta turn this like a rip.

[04:34:03] Crazy back shot.

[04:34:10] Aw, man.

[04:34:11] You tried so hard.

[04:34:14] You tried so hard.

[04:34:15] You know, they're probably the best you play.

[04:34:16] These are the best you play.

[04:34:17] Like, they're actually aeroling pretty consistently.

[04:34:20] Fought over to the fact that he's dead.

[04:34:24] Jesus man

[04:34:31] Brother but like

[04:34:34] Diamond is definitely a step up from black, but rotate a chip. I'm not far off

[04:34:40] All right, let's rip some fucking cases chat. Hey winning record man winning fucking record

[04:34:46] Chat, let's rip some gosh darn cases. It's still part two still part two. That's you hide mine group call

[04:34:54] Go, go, go, go.

[04:35:24] have us. Hello. Hello. How you been bro? I've been doing just just just just having

[04:35:36] doing well man. How about you? Good man. How many hours you have on Rockland again?

[04:35:44] I would say I mean lost hours and like just four days. So I'm going to add like 400.

[04:35:50] I have like 1.4 1.4 can reach GC, right? Yeah, I've reached GC. I'm not doing well.

[04:35:59] No, no, no, no, no. Okay, okay. My rank is pretty low this season, but I haven't been playing

[04:36:03] consistently to be fair. I don't know. I feel like Jigs is on pace for diamonds soon, though.

[04:36:07] You know how many hours it took you to get diamonds? I guess it was a while ago, so it's hard to

[04:36:10] that. A wild gauge. Yeah.

[04:36:17] You were like, oh, you play right?

[04:36:19] Yes, yes, yes. Oh, gee, oh, gee.

[04:36:22] I was opening I was opening cases.

[04:36:24] Oh, fuck, you're like that.

[04:36:26] Yes. Oh, my God.

[04:36:28] That was fun. They had that.

[04:36:30] I was going on.

[04:36:32] Bro, this is OG lore.

[04:36:33] I was going to.

[04:36:35] Third party sites and buying items

[04:36:38] And they the bot would like join and then trade with you. Oh, I'm a yes. Yes. I was the people would oh my god

[04:36:45] I don't like voltaics or like the best Zambas and voltage. Yes. Yes

[04:36:50] Yep

[04:36:52] Holy LG

[04:36:58] Yeah

[04:37:02] Ladies and gentlemen I was once retired

[04:37:08] Okay, but we have to talk about what you want because if you want the best gloves then we're gonna have to

[04:37:16] Unfortunately, we're gonna have to open some terminals

[04:37:21] But if you don't care

[04:37:24] You know what I want have mine

[04:37:30] Starts with a G ends with old

[04:37:34] Gold okay

[04:37:38] Okay. Okay. Well, you already

[04:37:41] have a knife. You're trying to

[04:37:42] get the gloves. Hey, Hey,

[04:37:45] squishy, bro. Is there a better

[04:37:48] knives in this game? Yes or no?

[04:37:49] Just answer. Yes or no? Well,

[04:37:53] you're trying to get better than

[04:37:54] the Doppler you already got.

[04:37:56] Are you trying to hit like the

[04:37:56] God pattern? I'm trying to hit.

[04:37:58] All right. I mean, you hit

[04:38:02] pretty big. Hard to beat half

[04:38:05] of the budget. How much is the

[04:38:06] about this tonight. 2000. I

[04:38:09] almost came in my pants when

[04:38:10] you said that. Hi, guys. I

[04:38:14] almost came in my pants.

[04:38:15] Brother, you're maxed out.

[04:38:17] Let's spend one K trying to get

[04:38:19] gloves. One K trying to get

[04:38:20] nice chat. Everybody down.

[04:38:23] Yeah, but okay.

[04:38:27] All right, but this is this

[04:38:29] is a slippery slope right

[04:38:30] here. So you want to do

[04:38:32] terminals for the best

[04:38:33] gloves? Do you not care?

[04:38:35] What do you want to do like what do you want to do?

[04:38:40] Jack, what do you guys think, what do you guys think?

[04:38:47] Somebody said seek employment.

[04:38:52] Some are saying trade up, but I'm telling you bro, like love trade ups are so volatile,

[04:38:58] it's crazy.

[04:38:59] They they they go down real quick

[04:39:10] Hi mine

[04:39:12] Yep

[04:39:13] Let's come together as a group and think on this let's go no let's put all three of our IQs together

[04:39:19] That's probably what 300 IQ

[04:39:21] What do y'all think now? What should we do?

[04:39:23] Well, okay, I've got a point kind of you did hit like basically

[04:39:32] Nearly a max win knife like nearly

[04:39:35] You haven't hit good gloves yet

[04:39:36] So maybe you go for gloves then you have a good play like a play combo

[04:39:39] We have a godknife that you case and a god gloves that you case. Oh, I cased it

[04:39:45] Wait, I don't know if you know that

[04:39:47] I'm not

[04:39:50] Now did you do it for him like you did I open yeah

[04:39:55] Yes, oh my god

[04:39:59] Yeah, I felt pretty little it's like when your dad

[04:40:01] bad catch is a fish for you.

[04:40:03] It's a little bit like when your dad catches a fish bro.

[04:40:06] Look bro.

[04:40:07] I think it's such a good comparison.

[04:40:09] We need, what we need is gloves.

[04:40:13] We need gloves.

[04:40:14] So.

[04:40:15] Yes.

[04:40:16] But you still want to hit a big knife is what you're saying.

[04:40:19] Why don't we just trade that.

[04:40:20] Well, first off let's get gloves and then let's get a knife.

[04:40:23] You trade us and I'm absolutely bent you over every time.

[04:40:27] You want to do a glove trade up.

[04:40:29] Have I ever done it love trade it up think about think about actually true actually true. You never gonna go to it

[04:40:35] Yeah, my love. No, no, my luck is bad with night trade it up sir. I don't know

[04:40:40] No, it's a more expensive. How about it for love trade up?

[04:40:45] um, I wouldn't say more expensive, but it's a very slippery slope, so

[04:40:52] The loves bro. You will get you will get fucked

[04:40:55] Oh, like if you hit if you hit there's like so many bad things you can hit

[04:41:00] Yes, yes, you're saying gloves is more volatile than I train it up. Yes

[04:41:07] Very much so

[04:41:10] Um, I think he stopped looking at yourself. You're ugly as fuck appreciate that tiddles

[04:41:15] Happy weekend to you too, bro

[04:41:17] Yeah, what collection is best for um, gloves trade-ups

[04:41:22] for collection

[04:41:24] Yeah, what's the goaded collection talk to me chat a corn think of it. It's your one put it in my tight ass

[04:41:30] w a corn

[04:41:37] Mooda got banned on Valorant I heard bro cereal to get the bar

[04:41:41] Aware rest in peace to the chat some Mooda bro get a F in the chat

[04:41:47] Daddy good. Yeah

[04:41:54] dead hand

[04:41:56] That's the new terminal that we were open, but we could just skip the terminal and do a trade-up

[04:42:01] That's like the Glock trade-up. I think no

[04:42:05] Because they're all new reds. Yeah

[04:42:07] Yeah, I

[04:42:09] Mean you can rip one of them, but how much of the budget is that you know?

[04:42:13] That would eat up a lot. I can't

[04:42:17] Let me see bro chat saying dead hand

[04:42:19] and somebody else said, shake your boobs.

[04:42:23] No, I don't have boobs.

[04:42:26] Oh my God, bro.

[04:42:27] Bro, I have nipples.

[04:42:28] I don't have boobs, chat.

[04:42:30] That hand is $2 now.

[04:42:33] What the fuck happened?

[04:42:35] Dead hand cases?

[04:42:37] Terminals.

[04:42:39] Wait, why are we talking about $2?

[04:42:41] Determining about for $40 or some shit?

[04:42:45] Bro, the price of the terminal

[04:42:46] went from $40 to $2?

[04:42:49] Oh, yeah.

[04:42:51] Oh, look, I've spent two hours on CS.

[04:42:55] Like, let's just make it fun.

[04:42:56] How do we have fun, bro?

[04:42:59] What?

[04:42:59] I mean, it's literally up to you.

[04:43:01] If you want to go straight to the glove,

[04:43:03] we could do a deadhand trade-off.

[04:43:05] I can see you.

[04:43:06] Can you get gloves from Chroma Juice?

[04:43:09] What the fuck?

[04:43:10] No.

[04:43:12] Can you get gloves from drinks?

[04:43:16] No.

[04:43:17] But you hit your big knife out of a Chroma?

[04:43:19] Yes, bro. Look, I'm not opening like, bro,

[04:43:23] Kromos are the best case of the game. That's why they're expensive.

[04:43:26] Bro, I don't mind opening cases.

[04:43:28] They just going to look, I'll show you what you all want.

[04:43:31] What do you all want?

[04:43:33] Do you all want love tradeups?

[04:43:35] Do you all want Kromos?

[04:43:37] What do you all want, bro?

[04:43:38] Give me one second.

[04:43:39] I got a.

[04:43:40] Sixties. Check it out.

[04:43:42] High five.

[04:43:43] I mean, oh my God, my search history.

[04:43:45] Oh, no, we're good.

[04:43:46] Chad, we're good. We're good.

[04:43:47] Chai, sir.

[04:43:48] I don't do this.

[04:43:49] You know, these are all of the gloves that you can get from the terminal,

[04:43:55] the newest terminal. Wow.

[04:44:00] A little bit.

[04:44:02] This is the dick pattern gloves so you can have a left dick,

[04:44:06] a right dick or a double dick.

[04:44:09] It depends on the that.

[04:44:11] Up to you, but.

[04:44:15] Yeah.

[04:44:17] Or you can get these, which not the best.

[04:44:22] I mean, thoughts on a glove traded up.

[04:44:25] Let me see how much the glocks are going on for.

[04:44:27] Hold on. Let me a second.

[04:44:28] I want to run like a poll on like, what do y'all want us to do most?

[04:44:32] Cases of glove traded up.

[04:44:35] Or.

[04:44:38] Or terminals, which run a poll on that, maybe.

[04:44:40] We're going to do a poll on cases, love trade it up or terminals.

[04:44:50] I just want to gauge chat's interest.

[04:44:55] Revolution cases.

[04:44:56] I don't even know what that is.

[04:44:57] Can you pop a titty, Jynxie?

[04:44:59] Oh, guys, yet again, I don't have tips.

[04:45:02] I have nipples.

[04:45:03] I'm skinny.

[04:45:04] All right, guys, I don't have some pair of tits, okay?

[04:45:07] Guys, guys, is this tips?

[04:45:10] this tips no bro this is a nipple you do have tips your chicken tendies know

[04:45:15] the fuck I don't let's see yeah see yeah this is not a bad shout out of y'all

[04:45:25] what I think we should do it'll be a quick night though trade-ups how long

[04:45:31] will how okay should we do $2,000 worth of blood trade-ups that's let's get

[04:45:39] right to the bitch. Let's be honest, bro. The terminals aren't going to have shit in them.

[04:45:43] The cases aren't going to have shit in them. Hive mind. Let's get our answers as fast

[04:45:47] as possible. Jeff, the case are going to have we know this game. Okay, let's take the house

[04:45:51] server that we have. I'll give you a trade up. I'll give you an estimate. Hive mind.

[04:45:56] Give me estimate. Yeah. Let's not a case is just two trade ups, two big trade ups.

[04:46:02] It would not be chill. You're talking about a thousand dollar trade up. We what a thousand

[04:46:07] dollar to trade it up. I think they would be a lot of money. I think it would only be

[04:46:14] two right? Am I crazy? It would be two, I think yeah, or three. Um, yeah, what would

[04:46:25] have to be the float for the best trade up? Your nipples are not they're not my nipples

[04:46:33] or even chat. Look, guys, my nipples actually have hair on them.

[04:46:36] If you look closely.

[04:46:41] Men wear all my sweet heavens.

[04:46:44] OK, what's the glock called?

[04:46:47] G.D. touch, I think.

[04:46:49] I think it's fully tuned.

[04:46:50] Yeah, I've never touched anyone in my life.

[04:46:56] Put your shirt down, fat ass. Appreciate that, Billy.

[04:46:59] I don't know, chat.

[04:47:00] Some compliments could go a long way in here.

[04:47:02] Maybe somebody could be like, hey, Jinxie looking skinny today.

[04:47:05] Anyone want to type that?

[04:47:08] Jinxie, are you ready?

[04:47:10] I'm going to show you what I want.

[04:47:14] Yeah, let's just map it out.

[04:47:15] I just want to look at the map.

[04:47:17] No worries, bro.

[04:47:21] Sweet mother of God, a $1,000 of trade up.

[04:47:27] All right, I have this figured out.

[04:47:29] So all we're going to do, have mine,

[04:47:31] We're going to spend, we'll do the trade up at the end

[04:47:35] and we're going to spend the rest on cases in $1100 trade up.

[04:47:40] Oh my God.

[04:47:45] Yeah.

[04:47:47] 1100.

[04:47:49] Is that for like a fact?

[04:47:50] Maybe a glove?

[04:47:51] That's not even fact.

[04:47:52] You go.

[04:47:53] Not even a fact.

[04:47:54] Could it be fact?

[04:47:54] No, like, no, not no chance minimal.

[04:47:56] What am I?

[04:47:57] Should we do the trade up first then cases or do the

[04:47:59] cases first then trade up chat?

[04:48:00] What do y'all think?

[04:48:01] I think you do the trade up first chat. Let's do the trade it up then cases right

[04:48:07] Guys don't even have enough to do two of those

[04:48:10] Let's do the trade it up first then cases guys. It's trade-ups 1100 dollars a lot of money, bro

[04:48:17] 1100 dollars, but what's ROI 30%?

[04:48:21] Um, I thought we said that that it's banned in this call are a lot of oh, yeah

[04:48:28] I

[04:48:31] Yes, here, but there's no all right. Is that red odds to profit for the profitability

[04:48:39] Sorry, is that red set a red 85 percent

[04:48:45] With no fees 97 percent at the end of the day chat what we're gonna get guaranteed gloves regardless

[04:48:51] Why does it say the best items three grand is that real no way, right?

[04:48:55] that is real wait so let me actually scroll let me let me let me let me

[04:48:59] control the helms here but but you see look at the odds so that's what I'm gonna

[04:49:04] do so yeah yeah we spend $1,100 but let's count how many gloves are actually

[04:49:09] profit profit profit profit profit profit profit anything that's not red yeah

[04:49:17] Oh, this is it.

[04:49:19] Look at the odds.

[04:49:20] Look at all of the odds.

[04:49:22] All of the odds are balanced.

[04:49:24] You see them so you could literally get anything.

[04:49:28] I'm talking about.

[04:49:29] It's a slippery slope.

[04:49:30] Yeah.

[04:49:32] I've mind.

[04:49:34] Yeah.

[04:49:37] Here's the thing, though.

[04:49:38] No, no, no, no, no.

[04:49:40] I did it wrong.

[04:49:42] But here's the thing.

[04:49:43] Switched out bingo.

[04:49:44] Could you see?

[04:49:46] No, I can't.

[04:49:46] Yeah, everybody listen to exactly what I'm going to say the best gloves here have 4.5%

[04:49:53] spawn rate the worst gloves here have 4.5% spawn rate. Worst case scenario. I mean,

[04:50:04] bro, a lot of these you bear to lose any money and you just have sexy ass love bro.

[04:50:10] Let's do a glove trade it up and then we'll just do cases. I only need to do one glove

[04:50:14] traded up in my life loss we only lose 700 loss max loss which is bad we only

[04:50:23] lose 700 compare that tonight traded up so compare that tonight brother not

[04:50:28] traded up to spend $700 and get 50 back it's like what even is this all right

[04:50:32] let's do it all right school you're gonna honestly now it's a more volatile

[04:50:37] I mean these are just more expensive you're kind of right there you see the

[04:50:40] one glove trade up get one pair gloves and then go for a big knife again let

[04:50:43] just go for a big, bigger knife, bigger knife.

[04:50:46] Yes sir.

[04:50:47] But, yeah, hold on.

[04:50:49] Let me, let me buy these.

[04:50:51] Well, we put in five of these Glocks,

[04:50:52] it's $1100.

[04:50:53] Chad, actually.

[04:50:54] Your Miranda was fact new, right?

[04:50:56] Like, this is, oh, I got excited.

[04:50:59] Dude, if it was fact new, imagine you had a Sapphire.

[04:51:02] Holy fuck, it nearly was too.

[04:51:04] Or Chad, Joe Bard had a knife last night,

[04:51:06] he texted me, let me show you.

[04:51:07] Jesus.

[04:51:09] Joe Bard's actually lucky.

[04:51:11] He spent way less than me, bro.

[04:51:13] Yo, I know this night wasn't the best chat,

[04:51:15] but look, this was Joe got last night.

[04:51:17] Taddle knife, marble taddle knife.

[04:51:22] Boy, we do a big trade up.

[04:51:23] We set the tone and we spent 800 on cases.

[04:51:26] Do you know everybody lost?

[04:51:31] And we just do problems.

[04:51:33] $1,200.

[04:51:35] $1,200 trade up.

[04:51:36] Oh my God!

[04:51:37] I guess one right I think so now we've never done one bigger than this never done one bigger than this

[04:51:44] This is the biggest trade-up he has ever done

[04:51:47] Congrats on trading up to well-worn eyebrows from Brack battle scarve yo boggles

[04:51:57] You know what boggles I'll actually give you that one bro. I'll give you that one

[04:52:01] I'll fucking give you that one

[04:52:03] All right

[04:52:04] Let's

[04:52:07] I

[04:52:15] Squishy could show soon guys. I'm nervy 1200 all trade it up

[04:52:22] My luck is so bad, I'm gonna get the max loss bro. No, I'm not. Oh, what the fuck. Well, let me put that in the air dinks

[04:52:31] It's your most expensive right up here. You're going in bad mental. What the fuck is that?

[04:52:37] Okay, I think this one you have to

[04:52:42] Chat which side does he edge from the right side, right?

[04:52:49] What it's no like

[04:52:51] The name or no, it's on the bottom, right?

[04:52:54] Wanted to show a roblox rule 34, please. I'm not just get a permit ban on him

[04:53:00] Play roblox rule 34. Are you dead ass?

[04:53:04] All right, you see this is it

[04:53:10] Whatever we do this our only glove trader ever what are you bro?

[04:53:15] buddy oh

[04:53:18] Wait, let's just look at it. Oh

[04:53:21] This is super sexy

[04:53:25] Wow, oh my god, my pride possession, bro

[04:53:29] She could sell it. I couldn't we just sell all of our other knives and do a shit ton of cases dice

[04:53:37] Did the price all went down a bit

[04:53:42] It's up when I got it it was worth 1490

[04:53:48] No, but seems always more seems always a little bit more because you can't cash it out breast milk

[04:53:52] Yeah, yeah, and there's all that tax right when you sell it like $200 pack

[04:53:58] $1,200 trade up chat focus

[04:54:13] All right

[04:54:15] Oh my god, is your most expensive trade up $1,200 knives or sorry close. Yes 12 at all trade up. Oh my god.

[04:54:33] Got it. Yeah.

[04:54:40] We're going to make a swift.

[04:54:42] Well, we see that we see the arms.

[04:54:44] We see the arms. Careful.

[04:54:45] Whoa.

[04:54:46] OK, the arms doesn't really mean much.

[04:54:53] Hello, slow.

[04:54:55] Remember, this is $1,200.

[04:54:57] I know, I know.

[04:54:57] I'm just going to rip it off, guys.

[04:54:59] I'm sorry, guys.

[04:55:00] What?

[04:55:03] I

[04:55:11] Wait

[04:55:17] I don't think it rotates on this thing cuz on the hand right can't wrote. Yeah, we need a pink tip

[04:55:24] Pink tip pause

[04:55:26] I don't see his hands. I don't see. Yeah, not yet. I don't think it works.

[04:55:43] It works the same as the ice jinks.

[04:55:45] Yeah, bro, you think it's like butt plugs, bro?

[04:55:47] I'm like, yeah.

[04:55:53] We're looking for pink tits.

[04:55:54] Oh!

[04:55:55] Oh!

[04:55:56] Oh!

[04:55:57] Wait, is that the ass one?

[04:55:59] That's the ass one, right?

[04:56:01] Oh, rip it off.

[04:56:02] Rip it off.

[04:56:03] Wait, how do I say is that the ass one?

[04:56:04] Just rip it off, Jinx.

[04:56:05] Just rip it off.

[04:56:06] No, it's this one, see?

[04:56:07] Oh, wait!

[04:56:08] That's not bad!

[04:56:09] That's not bad!

[04:56:10] That's not bad!

[04:56:11] I know I'm trying to tell you guys.

[04:56:12] Wait, if this guy has the right pattern, isn't this worth a lot?

[04:56:16] Yeah, the dick pattern one, right?

[04:56:18] We need left dick, right dick, right dick.

[04:56:21] Oh my god.

[04:56:22] No dick.

[04:56:23] No dick.

[04:56:24] No dicks.

[04:56:25] No fucking dick.

[04:56:26] But still, good ass gloves, bro.

[04:56:28] These are sick gloves.

[04:56:29] Oh my god, these are nice, bro.

[04:56:31] I like these.

[04:56:32] Let me see.

[04:56:33] Let me see how much you got.

[04:56:34] Hivemind, give me a number.

[04:56:35] Over a thousand guaranteed.

[04:56:36] No way it's not over a thousand, bro.

[04:56:37] Let me see.

[04:56:38] That ass.

[04:56:39] Like these are one of the better ones.

[04:56:40] People in the chat are saying profit.

[04:56:41] Yeah, I think it is.

[04:56:43] One thousand two hundred and eighty eight dollars.

[04:56:48] That's going to be a good night.

[04:56:49] Oh, my God.

[04:56:51] So it's profitable trade up.

[04:56:53] Quick. First proper trade up.

[04:56:56] High highs.

[04:56:57] Those are good.

[04:56:58] Those are good gloves.

[04:57:00] Yeah. Wait. Oh, my God.

[04:57:02] What did you just see what I just saw?

[04:57:06] What is that?

[04:57:08] No. Wait, is it that?

[04:57:10] I just saw something really bad, Jinx.

[04:57:12] What do you mean, what's bad?

[04:57:14] The wear.

[04:57:16] Oh.

[04:57:17] Oh, yeah.

[04:57:17] But they still look good.

[04:57:18] They honestly looked, they don't look field tested.

[04:57:21] But they look good.

[04:57:21] Wait, does that ruin the price?

[04:57:23] A lot?

[04:57:25] How much is it worth now?

[04:57:27] Wasn't it just worth $1,200?

[04:57:30] Maybe it's worth $1,100.

[04:57:35] Surely it's not that much of a jump.

[04:57:36] Let me just look, Jinx.

[04:57:38] So.

[04:57:38] $640.

[04:57:39] Wait, what?

[04:57:40] No, no, no.

[04:57:42] Oh, no, I think she relaxed.

[04:57:44] I got you, bro.

[04:57:45] Hey, you know, I never let you down.

[04:57:47] You know, whatever.

[04:57:48] OK, what?

[04:57:50] Well, keep it going, bro.

[04:57:51] What are we talking about?

[04:57:52] What is it worth?

[04:57:52] Yep.

[04:57:53] Yep.

[04:57:54] I'm going to test it out.

[04:57:56] So we had a problem.

[04:57:57] OK, Pinky on a.

[04:57:59] Um.

[04:58:02] I was going to ask you a question.

[04:58:04] Are we making profit?

[04:58:08] No.

[04:58:10] What is it? Wait, let me it's so it's a low-flow field tested. Let me make sure that's it's a low flow, right?

[04:58:21] Should be yeah, that's a low-flow field tested. So that would go for

[04:58:26] $655. Wow, it's half half as much. Oh my god, Jinxie not profitable, but cool gloves, man.

[04:58:38] Congrats.

[04:58:39] You don't have a profitable in these damn trade-ups, man.

[04:58:44] It's fine because you know what?

[04:58:45] I'm more of a case opener.

[04:58:46] No, but to be honest, those are one of the better looking ones you could have gotten,

[04:58:49] I think.

[04:58:50] There's one that looks like it has pimples on it.

[04:58:52] 100%.

[04:58:53] Okay, the thing is, I think I'll take blame for that because there's a skin guy in

[04:58:57] my chat when I do trade-ups and I did trade-ups with gloves.

[04:59:02] The thing with gloves is you have to be fucking Albert Einstein with the floats

[04:59:06] or you will fuck up the gloves.

[04:59:09] So I I kind of just bought the locks in mass

[04:59:14] and you kind of have to pick and choose.

[04:59:17] So I had to buy specific floats, you're saying?

[04:59:20] Yes, you have to buy specific.

[04:59:22] Oh, I appreciate that, bro.

[04:59:25] It was $1100.

[04:59:29] What do you mean?

[04:59:31] Jinx, you know what, bro?

[04:59:32] $1100 fucking dollars.

[04:59:35] Thanks, you know what I can always do a trade-up bro, and maybe I can get max win

[04:59:43] Despite promos bro get me out of here

[04:59:46] Dude those clothes I will say those girls are actually nice like not even just saying that shit are actually good both

[04:59:51] Yeah, they're actually pretty good

[04:59:54] They're very low-flow

[04:59:56] Feel tested so yeah, you kind of don't see the feel tested. They don't look they don't look feel tested

[05:00:01] You don't have a dick though, bro

[05:00:03] No dick that would be sick imagine the order a double dick there

[05:00:07] No dick

[05:00:08] Bro, it's all good because look at the end of the fucking day, bro

[05:00:11] We're just gonna buy chrome us and get a $25,000 knife. That's it. It's that simple

[05:00:17] That's what's gonna happen. We're gonna buy from us to get a $12,000 knife or you better think

[05:00:22] Wait, hold on. Hold on. So I'm gonna chat. Can you inspect with?

[05:00:28] Yeah, you can so these are your gloves. These are what they look like

[05:00:33] Cool my god. It's so cool. It actually looks nice. This is this is with gloves now

[05:00:37] Yeah, what food should I eat tonight? What food should I eat guys? Don't say salad. Come on

[05:00:43] Actually like that. Let's go. I'm gonna cook actually after my stream. I'm gonna cook. I'm gonna cook

[05:00:48] You're gonna cook. Yes, bro. Yes. Yes, bro. That is what are you gonna cook bro? What are you gonna cook?

[05:00:54] We've seen the cooking

[05:00:57] Shut up. Yeah, I'm a chef bro. I'm a chef

[05:01:00] I have eyes. Let's go. Let's get some cases going. Yeah, yeah.

[05:01:04] Because you hide one of the glove.

[05:01:06] We lost profit, whatever.

[05:01:08] Let's rip cases, bro.

[05:01:09] At least I have gloves now. Now I'm done.

[05:01:11] We got eight hundred dollars with the chromosomes left.

[05:01:13] Yeah, that's a lot of problems.

[05:01:15] Yeah, that is a shit mode of promos, boys.

[05:01:17] If I do things out of my fail, chroma, too.

[05:01:21] Oh, how do you come up with that? Fuck.

[05:01:25] Oh, my God.

[05:01:27] The price is going to cook. I'm going to cook, guys.

[05:01:29] I'm a cook. How much is the price going up? Hey, do you see the chart? Why fact?

[05:01:38] Can we get some mods in there? Why fat starve? Plus 13% this month or per month.

[05:01:46] Hmm. Wow. Okay, drinks. So just driven breasts.

[05:01:53] There's no other case worth buying. We got to we got to obviously we got

[05:01:56] overpay a little bit. How much is one now, Chroma? Hey, just do a weight loss challenge.

[05:02:04] One Chroma is $6.52. Holy shit. Plus a key, so like almost $10 a case. Yep. There should

[05:02:17] be fine. Let's do $40 right now. What background did you guys get the knife on?

[05:02:22] I

[05:02:24] Train train train. Hey, we're not switching train train train train. Yeah, that's a good

[05:02:28] That one was actually the best luck we've had cuz I remember we hit that one day was five reds five reds in an hour

[05:02:34] I'm gonna shut there's nothing as well

[05:02:36] guess

[05:02:37] Squish 40

[05:02:40] All right guys, we're gonna start with 40 promos everybody put your hand on your tip and start stroking at a medium pace

[05:02:46] Let's go. So all we're already down

[05:02:48] $1,200 now. I'm not gonna be the guy we're not we're down to $100 chill

[05:02:55] member

[05:02:56] Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm talking like full wallet. I'm 15, bro. Obviously

[05:03:02] Chatter me ready

[05:03:05] Listen, we lost $600 on the trade it up. It's all good because I'm a case opener now

[05:03:11] We lost money on the trade up, but it's all good because I'm a pro case opener now

[05:03:16] go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go to the voice back home

[05:03:23] hey Jinx you got to pull the fish up this time back

[05:03:28] I'm gonna get it

[05:03:31] you gotta bro

[05:03:34] how about it was like a technique and what technique did you use and you opened it

[05:03:38] so basically what was happening I'll describe the atmosphere

[05:03:43] Jinx he was freaking out he ripped off his shirt he was in the process of

[05:03:48] putting a shirt back on I was just I was just opening cases and I just saw

[05:03:55] it was glowing it was glowing. It's like Jinx is on the edge of like giving out

[05:03:59] and I always give them something. He wasn't on the edge bro he was he

[05:04:03] already jumped off the cliff. He already jumped.

[05:04:13] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

[05:04:16] Gobe?

[05:04:17] Gobe?

[05:04:18] OH!

[05:04:19] I SAW RED!

[05:04:21] I'm teasing us, I'm teasing us.

[05:04:22] I saw red! We're getting edged, we're getting edged!

[05:04:24] It's edging us!

[05:04:26] We are getting edged!

[05:04:27] Straighten up ball to tip action.

[05:04:32] Shotgun!

[05:04:34] Not bad.

[05:04:35] Love to see that back, are we?

[05:04:37] Where do you guys see how positive I am tonight?

[05:04:38] Do you guys see how positive I am?

[05:04:39] Hitching seat!

[05:04:40] Yeah, he's fucking good!

[05:04:41] I have to be honest with you, it's not every case.

[05:04:45] You have to start on each one.

[05:04:46] And then it goes down one minute places.

[05:04:49] You have to start off saying, is that right?

[05:04:51] Sometimes in there, and then like, in like five minutes,

[05:04:54] you've given up already.

[05:04:56] Think, my boss.

[05:04:56] Ooh, that is a track.

[05:04:58] Guys, guys, guys.

[05:04:58] Guys, remember, welcome to Positivity.

[05:05:00] Thank you, Gabe, and for the pace.

[05:05:08] Bro chat, tomorrow is the last day

[05:05:10] of um what's it called the last day of chess training before the tournament yeah do you

[05:05:20] think you're gonna win that bro unless steak is like a surprisingly good player or

[05:05:28] Jack it's only pixel good a chance like what you know, it's over

[05:05:39] Men wear maybe

[05:05:43] No, but this one shows a lot

[05:05:51] This one shows a lot of weird roll bro

[05:05:55] I have a feeling jinx

[05:05:58] Man, I thought it was a man. No, don't do that. Don't do that. I told you

[05:06:03] Dude the memory one you had drinks that had like a gas in it, but it was mean way think about it, bro

[05:06:08] That's right up on a pixels 511 chess GG

[05:06:14] Good a lot you just got a panel now the young

[05:06:21] And I don't even play like that that much like only if I

[05:06:28] I would say you operate like a 500 elo player yourself for sure you can play more games

[05:06:40] You're gonna get like a

[05:06:46] Skill bro, what do you say squish the albino are you gonna get like a coast tomorrow?

[05:06:53] I probably should I might

[05:06:57] My cousin's been coaching it so he's like like uh, how you look

[05:07:04] Uh, yeah, my cousin's 2011. Yeah, wow really yes

[05:07:10] I

[05:07:16] Guys like I'm all for making conversation

[05:07:20] We already burned through 20 bro. I'm telling you from that trip was the worst decision of our lives

[05:07:29] Yeah, but yeah

[05:07:31] It's a bullet we had to fight because I'm never gonna do a club chair. I got it's not a club. It's not a club. See what I mean?

[05:07:37] Yeah

[05:07:40] Yeah, we're gonna have to go to like fever. Yeah, but what do you want me to do open a fever and then hit the max win of $86? I'd rather jerk off into a fucking pillow sheet than do that. Wait, squishy out. Squishy out. I'm out of it. I'm out of it. I'm out of it.

[05:07:56] Yeah, we're gonna have to go to like fever. Yeah, but what do you want me to do open a fever and then hit the max win of

[05:08:03] $86 I'd rather jerk off into a fucking pillow sheet than do that. It's squishy out squishy out

[05:08:10] Like bro y'all gotta like think bro like if we're here the way we're here

[05:08:17] Yeah

[05:08:19] I'm trying to put them back to you.

[05:08:21] You know what I'm saying?

[05:08:22] You know what I mean?

[05:08:23] Like, if I want a gold, I want a goat, goat, goat!

[05:08:27] You know?

[05:08:33] I deserve it. You know I deserve it.

[05:08:35] You know I deserve it.

[05:08:36] Airwag goes to mom, my shit.

[05:08:38] Honeybecks on my...

[05:08:44] Titan color, Titan color, Titan color.

[05:08:49] Bro, dude listen tomorrow is the last day of training before I go to England and tomorrow is the last day of training before the chess tournament

[05:08:57] Holy shit, bro

[05:08:59] Bro, I'm going to England on Saturday, bro

[05:09:03] Yeah, does anybody gonna meet me in England chat is anybody gonna grab my ass in England be honest I

[05:09:10] Hope your cum turns red fan that guy what?

[05:09:13] chat who in this Saturday is going to the game and don't just type me to be a

[05:09:19] dick like if you're actually going to say you're going who in this Saturday is

[05:09:22] going to the game

[05:09:25] bro don't troll you guys are lying bro y'all are not all going to the game

[05:09:31] hi guys look at how many people said to me look look at that gonna be a sold out

[05:09:37] crowd bro long flights are awful bro chat I have a nine hour flight to

[05:09:43] London rough holy breath milks bro what should I what should I do in the flight

[05:09:48] let me ask Bernard let's ask Bernard yeah let's ask Bernard why not a couple movies

[05:09:54] Brian my goon thank you on the plane bro playing a Bernard how you doing

[05:10:01] bro hey Nick I'm doing great always ready to roll with whatever you've got how

[05:10:07] about you still grinding still cooking up some big plans bro Bernard I have a

[05:10:11] A nine hour flight to England on Saturday.

[05:10:16] Any advice to pass the time in before you say sleep?

[05:10:20] I can't sleep on flames. I get anxiety, bro.

[05:10:24] I hear you, man. Should I goon?

[05:10:27] Hey, I get it. Sometimes you just gotta let that energy out.

[05:10:32] Bernardo, I knew it! Anxiety hits distract yourself with things you love.

[05:10:36] Watch a series you've been saving, maybe get into a new book,

[05:10:39] or even just preck some gaming strategies in your head.

[05:10:43] The hours will pass and you'll be in England before you know it.

[05:10:46] Wait, is there a way I could pre-save like the rest of Attack on Titan on Crunchyroll

[05:10:50] and watch it in the air or is Crunchyroll not going to work in the air?

[05:10:53] Chad, anybody going to know?

[05:10:55] Oh, you can totally prep for that. Crunchyroll actually lets you download episodes

[05:11:00] if you're a premium member. Just load them up before your flight,

[05:11:04] no air connection needed. Then it's you and the Titans at 30,000 feet.

[05:11:09] Wow, that's aura.

[05:11:11] Wow.

[05:11:12] You and the Titans at 30,000 feet.

[05:11:14] Okay.

[05:11:15] Bernard, but other question, could I go?

[05:11:19] I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, but I will say this, if you're feeling

[05:11:25] that tension, maybe take a deep breath, stand up, stretch out and do something.

[05:11:29] Bernard, do you want me to stand up in a plane with a boner?

[05:11:33] Bro, I'm going to get tackled.

[05:11:35] Okay, fair point.

[05:11:38] No worries, we can keep it chill.

[05:11:40] If anything comes up, well, not literally.

[05:11:42] Just tack it at the door.

[05:11:44] What? Hey!

[05:11:46] What the fuck?

[05:11:48] Right. You'll be subbed.

[05:11:50] Bro, Bernard, if I watched a goon in a plane,

[05:11:52] couldn't I use a bathroom and just secretly do it?

[05:11:54] Because every time I goon goon out,

[05:11:56] I go to sleep easily.

[05:11:58] Like sleep and sound.

[05:12:00] I'm gonna be straight with you.

[05:12:02] It's best to keep things respectful of men.

[05:12:04] I'm gonna be straight with you.

[05:12:06] to keep things respectful and appropriate in public space to black out.

[05:12:10] Yeah, Bernard, obviously I'm gonna explode instead of toilet, bro.

[05:12:13] Yeah, bro, yeah. Of course, you're worth seeing a mugshot, bro.

[05:12:18] We're seeing a fucking mugshot.

[05:12:20] Okay, okay. Yes.

[05:12:22] All right, Bernard, I love you, bro. Have a beautiful night.

[05:12:26] Bro, it's a chat. I could just pre-save the entire season.

[05:12:31] Season 4 of Attack Outside didn't watch the whole thing in nine hours, for sure.

[05:12:35] For sure. Foshism. Foshism.

[05:12:43] It's weird, Jinx. Maybe my flight didn't get booked. Did you forget about it?

[05:12:47] Oh, did you want to go to England, have mine?

[05:12:50] It's all good. It's all good, Jinx.

[05:12:52] I could watch from afar, bro.

[05:12:55] I was gonna be there to, like, support you and...

[05:12:59] Bro, how about you?

[05:13:01] Oh, I could probably not.

[05:13:03] about England buddy. Hi guys! No, no, no! Chad, don't do this! I know you guys! No, Chad!

[05:13:11] This guy never said a word about wanting to go to England, bro. All right!

[05:13:19] No. I joke, I joke, I joke. Yeah, we could watch them together, have you mind?

[05:13:24] Yeah. You can't be waiting for your bro.

[05:13:28] Do you think I'm gonna score a goal?

[05:13:31] You're playing striker right? I'm thinking damn.

[05:13:35] Bro I'm probably gonna play like striker and winger so yeah bro I'm gonna go out against you.

[05:13:39] Yeah and you're going against sketch right?

[05:13:41] Yes bro.

[05:13:43] Oh yeah yeah yeah.

[05:13:45] Sketch hasn't even trained.

[05:13:47] So if I promise you if you don't score just don't even hop on the plane.

[05:13:51] Also don't even go live.

[05:13:53] Don't even go live.

[05:13:55] So if I hook it.

[05:13:57] Also guys what's going on?

[05:13:59] Hi guys, if I don't score you don't even think I should scream. I should just quit. Nope

[05:14:04] You just you shouldn't show face. No you should take your

[05:14:08] Dollars that you have you should just go

[05:14:11] How many goals go in each year like how many goals?

[05:14:16] Okay, yeah, you're gonna score bro

[05:14:19] It was like a 2-1 game that it's like

[05:14:21] Maybe not yeah

[05:14:28] Jinx someone said that the eco skin that pink one almost got into has no fact new versions at all

[05:14:45] Three

[05:14:51] three P250s at a row.

[05:14:52] Yeah, little origami, actually,

[05:14:54] little triple origami chain.

[05:14:57] What is the most,

[05:14:58] will someone score to one of those matches?

[05:14:59] Like, can you beat that record?

[05:15:00] Jack, what's the,

[05:15:01] no, I mean, what's the most close-up of the day?

[05:15:04] Like Manny or Mini-Minter?

[05:15:07] I'm sure there's been a couple of hat tricks.

[05:15:11] I think maybe Mini-Minter scored four.

[05:15:13] I'm not even kidding.

[05:15:14] I think Mini-Minter scored four.

[05:15:15] If I were in one match?

[05:15:16] Yes, in one match.

[05:15:17] And that's good.

[05:15:19] Bro mini mentors disgusting bro projects, I do think that you can get like two like

[05:15:29] Just one goal and I'll the last three months will be worth it bro. All right

[05:15:34] More cases Wow, do you even have a question for your jinx? I have a question for you, but yes, bro

[05:15:39] You're running you're running up, right?

[05:15:40] You're on the right side of the box your team is on the left side if you pass team is a free goal

[05:15:44] But you could also shoot are you shooting or your passing them? I'm taking that fucking goal, bro

[05:15:48] Once I get a gold shirt, I'll pass whatever bitch. I'll grab the guy then not

[05:15:58] Okay, I mean it depends though like

[05:16:01] To be fair

[05:16:03] Not as good as like it might as a tap-in. Yeah, I'll probably pass to him. You know what I mean

[05:16:12] I feel like if you've already scored it gets different to if you want to get your first goal

[05:16:18] Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. Look at it like this right if I don't have a goal

[05:16:23] I'm ahead of me and we're on like the second half of the game, but I don't have a goal

[05:16:26] I'm going to turn in to the most like locked in fucking psychopath of all time

[05:16:33] Bro when the game starts, I'm gonna be locked in buddy

[05:16:37] Yeah, I'm just wondering because like me in that situation

[05:16:39] I don't know if you pass the goal, but you also want to get your first goal

[05:16:42] So I don't know what you do in that situation

[05:16:45] You have a shot where you can take a 50-50 shot on the keeper

[05:16:48] Well, your teammate has a 100% chance of scoring, but you haven't scored yet.

[05:16:51] Probably pass, right?

[05:16:53] Yeah, I don't know, man. I'd probably pass.

[05:16:55] What if your team's winning by like five goals? That changes things.

[05:16:58] Oh, stop asking!

[05:16:59] You're just going back and forth.

[05:17:01] That changes things.

[05:17:04] That's what I mean, like it depends on the circumstance.

[05:17:06] Are we good, Havis?

[05:17:08] Yeah.

[05:17:09] I might have to order 66, the guy that's lifting.

[05:17:12] Hold up.

[05:17:18] Bro, a squishy well said though. That's a good question, bro cuz look at it like this, right? On one hand

[05:17:28] Nah, I think I'm a sateen player at heart, bro. I think I'm a sateen player

[05:17:32] asking it is the better play

[05:17:33] But if you want to get your first full effort like you're supposed to be training for like it's 89th minute

[05:17:37] You're up five and you're going for the shot. Oh, you mean 90th minute

[05:17:42] You're ready gonna you're ready gonna win the game bro like you just you

[05:17:45] What if the score is like 5-4 and it's like red red red red?

[05:17:50] What if the score is like 5-4 and it's like the 80th minute?

[05:17:54] My teammate's wide open but I have like a 70% chance of scoring.

[05:17:58] But my teammate has a 100% chance of scoring.

[05:18:00] I probably take that deal. I'm probably shooting.

[05:18:08] Bro, my shots are like good though bro. Like I can shoot wherever I want.

[05:18:11] That's what I'm saying bro. I've been seeing the training videos bro.

[05:18:14] But see to put in the work yeah, especially bro like

[05:18:18] Sketch hasn't trained. You know, he's not taking this serious

[05:18:22] Train one time and he was hung over like bro hung over in the video

[05:18:29] I think you can get at least here

[05:18:32] On the other hand though Chad like I'm gonna keep it a buck probably Jack

[05:18:36] Who would you rather be shooting against sketch or XQC? Let's be honest probably at

[05:18:40] sketch

[05:18:41] bro sketch

[05:18:42] won us the game last year

[05:18:44] let's not forget that

[05:18:45] how did x do in that one

[05:18:47] it was literally like putting an infant back there

[05:18:50] yo i'm not even kidding bro

[05:18:52] you could have put a rock in that and set it up to a C

[05:18:55] and it would have had the same amount of space

[05:18:58] dude man dude

[05:18:59] hey

[05:19:00] but jack am i wrong

[05:19:01] you could have put a five pound rock in that

[05:19:04] and it had the same defense actually

[05:19:06] dead ass

[05:19:07] jumping dead ass

[05:19:09] like actually it was like a fucking rock I must say he broke his bro he's always

[05:19:19] injured bro because he doesn't need his fucking chair and Chad's gonna say

[05:19:23] ironic yeah yeah I didn't leave my chair but now I do bro listen bro here's

[05:19:29] the cold hard reality of being 24 bro if you don't consistently play something

[05:19:35] athletic your body is going to be an agonizing pain bro the chat I can tell you exactly how

[05:19:42] last year went bro I'm like oh you know I played soccer when I was younger how bad can it really

[05:19:47] be I hadn't actually played like a real game of soccer in six years literally real game of soccer

[05:19:54] we get there you know training or no first day I'm like a fucking zombie like we get there

[05:20:00] First day, I'm a fucking zombie, okay?

[05:20:03] Try to sleep. It's hard to sleep because it's only different time zone.

[05:20:07] I wake up like earliest spot like five in the morning, but it was really 11 in the morning

[05:20:12] in, uh, Florida, but five in the morning and vice versa. 11 in the morning, but it was really five in the morning. You get the point.

[05:20:19] So I wake up, I feel like a zombie, bro. And I'm like, oh, we have, I see the group chat.

[05:20:23] We have team training in like an hour. I'm like, all right.

[05:20:27] I drank some tea. I'm like literally a zombie.

[05:20:29] We do the team training about 20 minutes in my right quad

[05:20:35] Literally feels like somebody took a match and lit my leg on fire like it was the most pain

[05:20:41] I've ever felt in my life and I'm like holy fuck cuz I didn't get to ball in fucking years

[05:20:47] The next day I'm like, okay. Maybe I'll sleep it off. Maybe I'll sleep it off bro chat

[05:20:51] You know how sometimes when you sleep things get worse. I sleep on it

[05:20:55] I wake up instead of being on fire my leg has now turned into a fucking forest fire

[05:21:02] My entire leg is literally lit on fire. I'm like, oh my god. This is so painful

[05:21:08] We get to the game. I'm jet lagged as fuck. I'm tired. My right. What is hurting? I'm fat. I have man tense

[05:21:16] I'm out of shape. I have the endurance of a fucking 45 year old man

[05:21:19] everything is cooked this year chat three months of training work through the

[05:21:25] injuries early bodies adapted today was my best day together guys I'm telling you

[05:21:30] if I don't score a goal unfollow the street unfollow the street if I don't

[05:21:36] score a goal kill me in GTA in GTA what if you don't get a goal but you

[05:21:44] like pens like it's tied up in his pen like does that count for you no that's

[05:21:48] chud shit bro okay okay what if your only goal of the pen though would you

[05:21:52] count that no okay okay that's be a regular goal no pain or you to like be

[05:22:00] happy with it I mean out of the pens are pretty nerve-wracking show what do

[05:22:03] you think should I count should I pan town check it out the game mid-game I

[05:22:07] I think so, I think so.

[05:22:08] Not like, not like,

[05:22:10] over time.

[05:22:11] What do you think, what do you think, what do you think?

[05:22:13] Hmm.

[05:22:15] I don't know.

[05:22:16] Should a mid game penalty count?

[05:22:18] Yes, no.

[05:22:20] It's a goal.

[05:22:21] If you earned it. I think it should count.

[05:22:23] Yeah, like, okay, let's say I dribble past three people

[05:22:25] and then get tackled in the box

[05:22:26] and then I score a penalty.

[05:22:27] Yeah, that is a goal.

[05:22:28] Bro, when you add up, like,

[05:22:29] when you look at Messi's career stats,

[05:22:31] you don't subtract all of his penalties

[05:22:33] with his goal.

[05:22:35] You know?

[05:22:35] Yeah, it would only be cringe

[05:22:36] I literally did nothing to contribute to the pan and then took it, but honestly

[05:22:39] I'm not gonna take a pan unless I actually contributed like if I'm the one getting tackled

[05:22:57] You know what let's just not even there's six guys. Let's just enjoy the night. Let's not even worry about the case

[05:23:02] Yeah

[05:23:04] 90 K or 60 K people for the stadium 90 K bro 90,000 fucking people

[05:23:11] Yes, I'm telling you I have been on planet Earth for 24 years

[05:23:17] Nothing in my life

[05:23:19] Will ever compare to the first time I walked out of the tunnel and saw 90,000 people

[05:23:24] I actually wanted to like you it is the most bro if you stop if you stop an

[05:23:30] individually look at every person and you just go person person person it's

[05:23:35] actually insane it is the most overwhelming and intimidating thing ever

[05:23:40] but it's also really exciting but it's a really good woman for another thing

[05:23:45] about this the match is like every time the ball is close to you the crowd

[05:23:49] close to you go like they get all out it's really nerve-wracking especially

[05:23:55] about a score it's like oh it's intense bro can you even train for that like no

[05:24:00] no there's nothing you do yeah there's nothing you give me bro

[05:24:06] that's true yeah the nerves aspect

[05:24:19] there is nothing you could do to prepare you for that

[05:24:23] Literally, you know, I will see week before yeah, bro

[05:24:26] I think I'm gonna plan out a little just gonna tell you guys bro. I forgot to tell you my squishy hot chat on

[05:24:33] April 16

[05:24:35] Which is two days before the match. I think we're gonna do a 2v2

[05:24:39] football tournament with

[05:24:41] Every streamer like in the match to be two on mini goals

[05:24:44] It'll be like in the nighttime like in UK time like 9 p.m. But like my normal stream time

[05:24:49] 2v2 like 18 to something

[05:24:51] And it'll be a little higher I did the go with like everybody

[05:24:55] We sit there

[05:24:59] No

[05:25:03] Which I thought a hundred percent confirmed, but I would say it's like 90% I'm just waiting to hear back to some people

[05:25:07] But some people are already down

[05:25:09] Like Jim just down veggie is down Marlon is down Jason is down

[05:25:15] Lacey is down. Oh

[05:25:17] Um, I think Ron's down, but I don't know if Ron's gonna be he said he doesn't land in London till the 17th. So I might be tough

[05:25:25] But a person is 60 about

[05:25:27] Rom and be cooked on that might not be a lot, but we'll be able to get people like no problem

[05:25:34] Goat goat goat goat goat

[05:25:39] So, let me miss this a lot. Should I make my daddy proud? We're kind of running out of

[05:25:47] But I didn't

[05:25:49] Wait a leak my Marlin what?

[05:25:51] No, I don't know why there wasn't Marlin was announced

[05:25:56] Get your marlin's already in the match

[05:26:02] Yeah, now everything's a fucking leap where are the goals at?

[05:26:07] This 80 cases while that flew by does it ever try

[05:26:12] I do have bad news drinks

[05:26:17] We're out of money

[05:26:25] I mean, you don't remember the game did just pump you out a pretty damn near max wind right so might be a while

[05:26:31] See you hit another big one

[05:26:36] Yeah, it might just be I don't know 20,000

[05:26:41] You know what that's a great way to look at it, bro, you know what let's just do that man

[05:26:45] Instead of buying a fucking car, I'll leave cases!

[05:26:51] Imagine if Steam didn't have a daily limit, bro.

[05:26:55] How much money would you spend a day?

[05:26:58] In that prime era, that first week of, like, poor addiction.

[05:27:03] Bro, I'd be down so much more money.

[05:27:05] At first time I was such an addict, I would get mad at the daily limit.

[05:27:09] Bro, I would have been dead.

[05:27:11] Now you see through it, bro.

[05:27:13] Every day he would say cases today. Can we do cases today?

[05:27:20] Oh wait wait

[05:27:26] Funny because that's more beautiful than the last one. I still feel that's it

[05:27:30] But I'm excited. I'm gonna be in England for a whole week, bro

[05:27:33] I'm gonna be able to be normal ass dreams. The only days that's gonna be ass is

[05:27:37] Saturday the 12th because I literally have to like fly so I'm gonna stream for literally like two three hours Michael

[05:27:43] I've early this year longer. I probably do that. I've got like two

[05:27:47] But I fly in the nighttime. So I have to like go to the airport do the international check-in shit

[05:27:52] But and then obviously the Sunday will be asked to it because I'm gonna be like

[05:28:01] Because I fly out Saturday night and I land Sunday morning chat that's right

[05:28:07] But let's just let this one die

[05:28:13] Yeah, but April 16 from Mike the other do a little football stream of the bunch of streamers

[05:28:17] I'll be fun. I never do IRL streams back in the fun. I'll be fire. I

[05:28:22] Already have like I think I gotta check my next seven people already down

[05:28:29] Maybe we're ending I don't know

[05:28:32] Even like crossbar

[05:28:34] Yeah, just like fun shit

[05:28:37] bro but 2v2 slash 3v3 on the mini goals is so fun like so fun

[05:28:45] oh like the smart year this one yes like past the score is so fun

[05:28:49] well boys that was something

[05:28:58] I'm gonna go probably jerk off or something that was horrible

[05:29:14] bro oh my god that was it was the 80 chroma's and a shitty trade up hold on it's not bad

[05:29:23] You're going to lose half for you $600 on it. I mean, it's not great.

[05:29:28] All right. All right, dude.

[05:29:31] I love y'all bro. See y'all guys.

[05:29:34] Love y'all guys. Love y'all.

[05:29:36] Have a great fans out of this night guys.

[05:29:38] Look at that chat.

[05:29:41] Lock it chat schedule bro tomorrow.

[05:29:46] Last day of chess before the chess tournament, I got a train.

[05:29:51] before the chess tournament. I got a train. Last day of chess for a

[05:29:54] chess tournament. Friday, $100,000 chess tournament. It's

[05:29:58] going to be the most locked I've ever been on anything in my life.

[05:30:01] $100,000 chess tournament. I've been trading for 20 days.

[05:30:05] After that, Saturday, early stream. I'm not going to say short

[05:30:11] stream because I'm not a pussy ass bitch. That's what

[05:30:14] pussies do. Early streaming, bro. So Saturday, I'm

[05:30:18] go live at like I have to be I'm my flight is in the night time so I could go live at like two

[05:30:25] in the stream till like five and do like a three hour stream um just so we like actually do some

[05:30:32] type of stream but Saturday's gonna be early I might even go live early than that might maybe even

[05:30:36] one I should go like one to five Sunday land in England I'm probably gonna be tired I'll try to

[05:30:42] sleep on the plane. I might jerk off on the plane. I might get arrested. Sunday, if I can

[05:30:48] manage to sleep on the plane and get like five, six hours, bro, I'll be good to stream. I have

[05:30:54] a whole setup in England. I'm going to do desktop streams the whole week of England,

[05:30:58] besides the 16th. You might be able to do a two-beat two football term with a bunch of streamers.

[05:31:03] 17th is team training. April 17th is team training. We might be able to stream that.

[05:31:09] I'm not kidding! We might be able to stream that y'all. That'll be fucking cinema!

[05:31:14] April 17th, might be able to stream Team Training. April 18th,

[05:31:18] streaming in Wembley is gonna be hard. I don't know if we're gonna be able to do that,

[05:31:22] streaming before the game, but April 18th chat, after the game, I'm not gonna go out and drink.

[05:31:29] No, after the game, I'm gonna go right back to my Airbnb and stream a reaction to the game.

[05:31:35] This week is going to be shorter streams because I'm going to be traveling training and playing football, but it's going to be the best week of all time chat.

[05:31:44] April 19th, I'm a flag back to Florida and I'll do another short stream on the night of April 19th, but then back to long stream long penis jinksy on April 20th.

[05:31:54] My penis is small but you get the point chat love y'all boys bro and I'll see you guys in the next one. Peace the fuck out bro. Love y'all bro. All right.

[05:32:05] Are you excited? Yes. And chat.

[05:32:07] If you're in England, bro, if you're in England and you're going to the game.

[05:32:12] Make sure you say what's up if you see me, bro.

[05:32:14] Like if you're within fucking even 100 feet, bro, say what's up.

[05:32:19] I'll try to greet as many of y'all as I can

[05:32:22] because I know there is a lot of people that watch the street in England.

[05:32:25] So just literally say what's up. I don't care at all.

[05:32:27] I'll fucking take a picture, shake your hand, whatever.

[05:32:30] I don't care at all.

[05:32:31] I just want to meet y'all, bro.

[05:32:32] If y'all are in England because there are a lot of y'all off.

[05:32:34] Chat, love y'all bro, see you in the next one.

[05:32:37] And yes, bro, see you guys tomorrow.

[05:32:39] Go into England soon, bro.

[05:32:41] Oh, and in case I don't see ya.

[05:32:43] Good afternoon, good evening, and good.