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Brown, shut it for you!
Pulse, that sounds a little bit zesty.
Me, they can read the prime,
Sub, W, D, they can read the prime,
Bob, they can read it to your one,
Hyper, they can read it to your one,
Salsa, they can read it to your one,
Whack me off, they can read it to your one.
I hate being here, Papa, set me free.
Chat, y'all got any song requests?
They're okay.
Someday.
Someday.
Oh my God, they fixed Chrome.
Hi, guys, let's get a mini W here.
Chat, let's get a clap.
Bro, whomever's been Chrome,
which is fucking explode every time you click the tab.
Sunday!
I wanna win!
Sunday!
I wanna win!
Sunday!
Sunday!
Sunday!
Taxi the good boy!
Come on, the good boy!
Yes, chess is happening!
Science, tomorrow's the tournament!
Sunday!
Sunday!
I remember this day.
That way, that way, that way, that way.
Someday, that way, that way, someday.
Department of Justice launches investigation into the NFL.
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Oh, yeah, bro. Did y'all notice that bro in the old date, bro, I thought it was going to be for rigging games in the old days of the NFL.
You could literally turn on CBS, MVC, fucking ESPN,
you would pay $0.
Obviously you need the channels, but like,
if you had CBS, boom, you had like Monday night football
or whatever it was.
Fox, bro, a couple of years ago,
it turned into like you have to like buy a YouTube TV
membership to watch the fucking NFL.
Like, yeah, bro, what the fuck is this shit?
No, you know what?
I WON'T REST THEM!
Like us, why is this shit?
Brother, back in the day, I will never forget this.
You could flip to channels and watch NFL games.
Now you have to buy us the scripts.
Oh my god!
Ty's wild with the 25 gifted subs.
She don't.
Tagging 20% of your subscribers.
20% of your subscribers.
I'm on an island, gotta get my something
Chad, it's just a W song
Sparky on the G1
Sparky on the G1
I think I'm all over the place
I'm on a world under
I've been trying
To make you love me
Sir, can I take a picture of one?
Everything I tried to stay super clear of me
Something baby don't set it off
Something baby don't get this off
Baby don't you bet it off
All I've had the feeling of
You might think they wrote you off
They don't have to wrote me off
Oh
But it's just a beautiful song man, this is a beautiful fucking song
Bro bro bro bro bro. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, oh
We gotta get our Geo guess who skills locked in
We got a Joe Bart is hosting a little bit of a Geo guess or twitch rivals event and I believe a month by teammate
It's own a pixel. I can't let him down
Let's not give it a chat haven't done geogetching well. I got up to you guys because I kept getting sniked. I
Guarantee you this is Hawaii see but anytime there's mountains like this. It's always Malaysia. I swear
Anytime there's mountains like this. I swallahee bro. It's Malaysia
It's like up here
Just trust me you guys be like oh, gee see your idiot. Just watch bro. It's always mother
So where did you find text that? No, cause I'm actually about to fucking burn this PC to the floor.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Where did you find text that bro? Cause I didn't see the text!
What?! He knew the country!
I'm quitting. How is this silver?
Actually I have to help this. Brother, brother, chat.
German, Strabag, that's Germany. Strabag is Germany. That's a German word.
Bechlin, Bechlin.
I'll garage it, this is Germany.
Okay, it's Czechia. It's not Germany. It might be Czechia, or it might be Russia.
Poland. It actually is Poland.
Yeah, but okay. This guy... No, no, no, let's stop. Let's stop. There's no conversation chat.
This guy right here is a silver one player and he got back-to-back perfect guesses
Like I don't know maybe I'm crazy, you know, maybe I'm fucking insane, but I don't think you're a silver one, but
That was the fastest loss of what is down there
there. Someday we gon' set it off, baby don't you let it out.
Briny text. Jack, I'm pretty sure, I think this is a dam? Is that a dam or a bridge?
Whoa. Wait, you see that red clay? This is Africa.
Where's this Africa?
Wait, no.
Chad, is that Africa?
That's red clay, bro.
Bro, no, that is Africa.
Mmm.
I want to look at Chad so bad.
Chad, where is that?
Guys!
I don't know.
Where am I?
Shit.
Where am I, bro?
The outside for the first time in a long time, lose yourself sinking to the sunlight,
it's been a while since you felt right, but the warm nights coming soon and you'll be
just fine.
Chat, where the fuck am I?
Bro, I think this is South Africa.
Cape Town, please.
Please, be that be this. This is gonna be...
Bro, this guy has the new ceiling.
How do you know the country?
You're a silver player!
How does he know Espotini?
How does he know Espotini?
Someday, yo chat, a Maciel Brase, casa dos acuateros, Mexico, avocados from Mexico,
Chad, this is Mexico.
Avocados from Mexico.
Chad, know that commercial?
Well, I'm telling you, this is Mexico.
Mexico! This is Mexico.
Or it might...
It might be Peru.
Portugal? You're crazy, bro.
What country is that?
No, no. What country is that?
I mean, am I fucking dumb or what?
What country is that chat?
What country is that?
Yo, enough with this Darth Vader shit in the chat.
That's an island in Spain?
Spain has its own island?
Alright, I guess I'm in Silver One.
This doesn't feel like Silver Man.
All right, this is Central Europe.
This is Germany.
Germany may be the Netherlands.
Shout out to the Netherlands and shout out to Germany.
Bro, I think this is Netherlands.
This is exterior Amsterdam.
This is Netherlands.
This is Netherlands.
Trust me.
Well that's German, but Netherlands, Netherlands!
Like I can't do shit right!
It's a church?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Is this Disney World?
Oh, I think this is Disney World!
I'm not kidding!
No.
Maybe it's Russia?
I thought it was Disney World, maybe.
Is this Disney?
bro I think this is Disney no no Russia it's either Disney World or Russia I
don't know yeah I didn't know bro have y'all ever been to um Epcot but that
looked like Epcot I swear to God well not he broke so they look like Epcot have
Have y'all ever been to Epcot?
You guys know what I'm talking about?
But is Epcot in Disney?
I swear it is.
I mean, maybe that's Universal Stadium.
New Horizon medals, CC.
Healthcare manufacturers.
I know this flag. That's South Africa.
Know that Zampia.
With that Zampia.
Where is Zampia?
Zampia! Please!
What?!
it said dot z a am i crazy bro i know the south african flag but it said dot
z a
chat i'm not kidding you this nature this is tyran this nature is tyran
yo this nature is tired I maybe Indonesia Indonesia Indonesia Indonesia
Indonesia I know the world guys bro I know Indonesia because of nature bro
Indonesia has a lot of natures, bro. You could always tell what it's Indonesia
Someday we gon set it off bro chat Indonesia is very green bro. It's very green. You know what I'm saying?
Check yeah, no, this isn't check you
Oh
Bro, this is like Malaysia
Bro, could this be Indonesia again
Indonesia, bro Indonesia, bro. Oh
I don't know that language
Sri Lanka!
I, I, I, I, I, I...
So where's this guy from?
That's, uh...
Isn't that?
Is that Venezuela or Romania?
It's a monkey!
Oh, it's a monkey!
Look!
It's a monkey!
He's from Colombia.
Wait, Rick, are you in the stream?
Rick, if you're in the stream, type 5.
Rick, if you're in the stream, type 5.
Rick, if you're in the stream, type 5.
Bro, it's a monkey!
Rick, you're in the stream?
Bro, the stream snipe, bro.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know!
Text! Text! Text!
Regreso pronto llama de espera.
Bolivia.
Or Paraguay.
Always when it's Spanish text and yellow plates it's Colombia.
What did he say?
When it's Spanish text and yellow plates it's Colombia?
Wait Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, say that again, say that again?
How do I know if it's Columbia?
Rick, how do I know?
Ooh, Rick, this is close to you, buddy.
This is close.
You should have known this, Rick.
This is close to you.
Rick, say it again.
How do I know if I get Columbia?
This guy's actually a nice stream sniper.
He's helping.
He said Spanish checks with yellow plates, right, Chad?
Is that what he said?
If it's Spanish checks and yellow card plates,
it is Columbia.
W Rick in the chat, bro.
Hey, W Rick in the chat bro.
Chat, I'm gonna be honest.
I think I know where this is.
Ooh, GHL.
China isn't in the game?
Wait, what?
China isn't in GeoGuessr?
Guys, I know where this is, I think.
I notice it's Europe.
I notice it's Europe.
Oh, I know this is here. I don't know where
But it's might be Netherlands, bro or Belgium
Bros this Netherlands or Belgium
I don't think this is Germany, Chad. I don't think this is Germany.
I think it's Netherlands, Belgium, or Germany.
But I'm just gonna go with Germany because it's the biggest one there.
Ooh, that's a good guess, too. I forgot about that.
What?
It's okay Chad, we got a close game, close game, did y'all even know, y'all even know.
Lampur co what a lampur chat trust me
Bro, this is co water lampur
Co water lampur 100%
Bro, how did Rainbow get so good, though, bro, I don't understand.
Bro, there's not even text out here.
There's no text, man.
Whoa, I've never seen a taxi like that in my life.
This is Africa chat 100% this is Africa
Ghana, baby Ghana!
Okay.
Kote di Ivorri di die droba.
I've gotten this exact country before.
I know this one.
I know this one.
I've gotten this country before.
I don't want to jump the gun here, but I think it was grease.
Wait.
Might? This might be crikey.
This might be fucking...
Let's go to the city, let's go to the city.
Guys, I think this could be New Zealand or Australia.
New Zealand or Australia.
Is anybody in the chat room New Zealand or Australia?
Bro, if the text is all...
I thought it was New Zealand, but no.
Spain, Portugal, Portugal.
Bro, this country is so nice.
Look at where these people live.
They live right on the water.
You can just walk to the water.
This is such a nice place to live, bro.
You go out of your house and you just go walk to the water.
Bro, this is so pretty.
Chad, imagine going for like morning jogs here.
This would be so beautiful, bro.
So beautiful.
Very beautiful.
So, okay.
See, this guy's living the life, bro.
Bro, this guy's got his own freaking gate and he looks right out to the ocean.
This guy's living the life.
These guys live in the likes too, they're all living the life out here.
Holy fuck who lives here?
Fucking Ronaldo?
Who the fuck lives here?
Where is this, bro?
Bro, I'm not even kidding, bro.
Chet, you know how your teachers tell you to always trust your instinct?
Well, some of them might not.
Well, Chet, you wanna know a fun fact from school?
When you guess a guess on multiple choice chat, actually listen to this.
When you gas a gas on multiple choice and change it, more often than not your initial gas was correct because your instincts.
My instincts are telling me this is New Zealand or Australia.
But the things that ramped by, it was like Spanish.
There was a sign that was Spanish but this does not look like Spain.
Maybe this is Portugal?
Bro this is Portugal to bro. Like I want to go to Portugal dude. This is so nice bro.
I don't know that much about Portugal, though.
It could be... Jack, could be Portugal, it could be Spain! Bro, I don't know where this is.
Holy fuck, these houses are nice! Bray is like a whole garden!
Rick said not space. Rick, are you still looking, bro?
Rick, do you know what it is, Rick, and you just waited in for me to go?
Alright, I'm going with my gut, bro. I don't care.
If I'm wrong, I'm probably gonna lose.
I'm gonna go with my gut.
I think it's somewhere in Croatia or Slovenia.
I think it's New Zealand, bro.
My gut tells me New Zealand it could be Croatia though because it's Coastal
Bro, you know what my thing is my problem bro Gigi's to read but that guy was nice um
Um, bro, my problem is like, when I think of Europe,
I forget that there's coastal countries in Europe, bro.
Like Ireland is coastal.
Like Ireland is on the water.
Croatia is on the water.
Greece is on the water.
When I think of Europe, I'm just like,
I immediately don't think of coastal.
So when I think of coastal, I think of New Zealand.
Bro, I gotta get better.
One more game.
I gotta get better though, Chad.
This game is so fun.
I just wanna get to like gold one day.
it's Rick again good luck to you Rick my boy
promise gonna be honest bro this is Malaysia if it's not Malaysia it's like
Indonesia or Thailand
Quadrapper! Quadrapper!
James, you need to look more at the plates.
No, it's not... No, no, it's not. No.
What?!
We're in the wrong contact
South Africa, please.
Sambinambinam ee ee waka waka ee ee
Sambinambinam zaka karekla
It's time for Africa
Sambinambinam ee ee
That's what teeny
That's what teeny
How the fuck is he closer?
How?
How's he closer?
Whoa, whoa, where is this?
Gainsborough Bar, Samaras, the Pickle Dick Duck, sorry, whoa, is this Czech?
Yeah.
This might be where my grandma's from chat
No
Bro
Chat this isn't us because us
This is something in Europe
This might be England mate. This might be where I'm going
Mate this might be the fucking man damn
Mate this might be the fucking man damn now that I think about it
Bro, this is this is kind of nice, bro
This is a nice little little town here I
Guarantee this thing
Yeah, I've been to England one time. I'm going to England in two days. I think this is England. Oh my god. What did I say?
Now there is a chance at Scotland there is a chance that it's Scotland
Bro, I kind of want to guess Scotland. I don't know
It's not Manchester it could be like outskirts of London, maybe
maybe like lupin maybe this is lupin
yeah maybe this is lupin
oh no it's Ireland it's Ireland it's fucking Dublin Ireland it's Dublin fucking Ireland mate
Bro, Rick, you're gonna find- it's Nardon Ireland!
Rick, you're gonna find him the tax, Rick!
I couldn't find that.
Why is he looking at the sky? What's he doing?
Rick knows something I don't.
Why is Rick looking at the sky?
He knows something that I don't.
Rick knows something that I don't.
SREEDLONGA HAS ELLIFIENCE! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!
Brochia, I thought only Africa had elephants.
SREEDLONGA HAS ELLIFIENCE?
SINCE WHEN?
ELEPHANTE.
ELEPHANTE.
Right in the street like I had an elephant's chat.
The sun if it's on the north, the country is in the south.
Bro Rick, how do you know this?
Do you watch videos?
Oh Chad look it's a it's a cow it's a cow but he's he's free I'm as free as a bird.
Chad don't you hate when you see an animal in like a fence bro.
Chad look he's free.
Don't be don't be free young one.
It's a cow but he's free bro.
So what country has cows and mountains?
What country has cows and mountains?
I don't know. I don't know.
See, my biggest thing is I'm not good at finding text.
Text is really important.
If you can get a language down, you can normally get close to it.
Whoa.
Yo, is that roof made out of straw?
I think it is, right?
I'm too far away.
But I think that roof is made out of straw.
I might be too far away.
Spanish text? What?
How did you find text again, Rick?
How do you find text?
Bro if this is Spanish text, what is that is that a coyote?
It's a doggy I've never seen a doggy before
Bro, it's a doggy
There might have be a track wait is that a dog? Oh, no, he's tied up. Oh
He's tied it up chat, he's sad in the chat, he's tied it up guys, should I take the
SpongeBob sad emoji. He's tied up, dude.
Bro, you know what, bro?
Argentina, Argentina.
The little boy from rock.
What the fuck?
What the fuck!
Yeah chat, told you, told you, guys I'm not reading chat, I'm not reading chat, man!
Bro I'm not reading chat guys!
Alright bro let's play the game.
Guys, tomorrow we are competing in a $100,000 chess tournament against seven other streamers.
It's five minutes. Let's lock in.
Julia, good luck, Poland.
Julia, good luck.
I didn't see that bro why are you playing like this you freak I hate people play like
I coulda took! What am I doing? Oh my god!
In my brain dad? In my brain dad. In my brain dad. In my brain dad.
In my brain dad. I coulda took! I coulda took, I coulda took, I coulda took.
I coulda took! I coulda took! I coulda took!
Chattel on the list is take right there. What the fuck am I doing?
Fuck!
That shit is actually annoying.
It's fine, my development's good.
Everybody lock in, okay?
I can't trade, I'm down material.
So now I'm in this eternal headlock, bro.
Bro, all I have to do is take, what am I doing?
What am I doing?
Dennis! What am I doing?
His play is so bad there.
He just took a night? Okay.
You have another option.
I can come back, Chad. Just trust me, alright?
I need to take no.
Yeah, bro, this is tricky.
Chat, maybe I can gas like this guy.
If he falls for this.
Julia, have you fought with this? You deserve to lose. Julia, I'm going to be honest.
Wait, I see a disgusting chat. Hold up. I have chances.
to those. I'm gonna be honest. Wait, I see a disgusting check. Hold up. I have chances.
Okay, look at this.
It's not a disgusting check. Wait, this guy's in trouble. Take, what's his next move?
All right, wait, hold up.
up. Wait, no, no, is that me? Hold up. This is checkmate. Wait, because the rock.
Let's not checkmate. Can it go here? It can go there.
Wait, wait, wait. There has to be a mate on the board right now.
I reckon there has to be a checkmate on the board, um, what do we think about?
There's got to be a checkmate on the board.
Hold up.
This guy's in fucking danger.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm sorry, but is this not checkmate?
My bishop protecting my queen and my queen's protecting my bishop, so he has to go- wait
no this is checkmate.
This is checkmate.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh that's my best game ever!
Please don't let me that game!
Oh my god!
Oh, that's my best game ever. Please, don't let me that game.
Oh, my God!
Down material, checkmate. What?
Bro, I need a game of you.
Guys, because I knew, with the Rook's vision, I knew that was going to lead to checkmate.
He was so exposed.
Please, I need to watch. That's my best game of trust ever. I blunder the night and checkmate it in.
Wait, that's me. What do you mean?
Showcheck mate.
That would have been me.
That would have been me.
Oh my God, that would have been disgusting.
I'm as free as a bird.
chat what a game let's see how many wins we can get in a row I reckon your
call on that it's how many wins we can get in a row
I think he just blundered, I'm going to get his knight from this, wait that was the worst
thing he could have did, wait he's in check again but now he loses, well no he can take
He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. King up the castle. King up the castle.
Oh, chess tournament is in literally 24 hours chat. Lock the fuck in, bro. 24 hours, man.
with a Rook to a semi-open file.
Push that maybe.
So what happens if it's exact scenario?
I would lose the exchange because
he gets two ways of hitting that.
Oh no, I wasn't supposed to do that.
Or no, I had no other option.
I couldn't have taken with the other phone.
This is fine, I guess.
Now, this night has potential to be terrifying.
So how do we deal with it?
We just do this.
Yeah.
Um, we just do this.
Yeah, no point of moving our rook back to where he came from.
Take.
Wait, holy vision.
Look at this.
I have so much vision on this.
I have the bishop attacking it and the knight.
Wait, this could be good.
This could be good.
This could be good.
He loses the pawn there on that exchange.
This guy's selling.
But he definitely loses the pawn.
He 100% loses the pawn.
Try to think of the best pressure I could create.
I think it would be this, because then I'm threatening his queen,
and I'm threatening his knight.
Look at this.
He's probably going to panic and move his knight here.
OK, choose just to do that.
That's fine, at least trade.
Ooh, now here's the question.
Is it better to take with this pawn or this pawn?
We get a pawn chain no matter what. I guess this pawn.
He's still going to lose his, um...
He's going to lose his knight, I believe.
Yeah, he's going to take with that pawn.
but we're up material. But if he takes with this, he loses the rook.
I think his next play is going to be trying to get his queen involved.
Wait a minute, um, is that checkmate which I this is checkmate, right?
I'm getting better.
Isn't that checkmate?
Guys, I'm getting better!
I'm getting better!
But when I started playing chess, I used to always be scared of the king.
But I feel like if you can just protect whatever's attacking him,
it kind of is just checkmate every time.
Well, I have to do that advanced Karu Khan, but I don't know how to do that because he's pushing it now.
I don't remember what I'm supposed to do on this one.
Um, could I do like,
I guess we can just develop the same.
I'm not really supposed to develop like that. I guess I could do that, but that's a shitty night.
That is a shitty fucking night, bro.
Let's do this.
All right, thank you. I'll take a trip because look for at the end of the day.
There's nowhere to put my fucking night. I'm in a weird spot. It's got like pushed his shit.
This is good. We have like a, we have like a
Wait, this is interesting, because take and then take threaten the queen.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let's keep developing.
Take, take.
Bro, this is such a good, I need them to take this because then I can do this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up.
I want to go like that because now we're threatening the queen.
Really good, really good.
Really good boys.
And now look, he's going to take with his queen, but then we take like this.
Even Stephen?
I think even Stephen, right?
I think this is anybody's game.
I think my development might be a little bit better.
Is it even Stephen?
Yeah.
I could take.
He's going to take with this night. So is there a way I could do this?
I reckon, if I do this, he's going to do this and then I get my queen here and then I could do like this and then maybe like something like this, because by the end of it will have a night up the middle.
Interesting.
Okay, so let's think.
If I were to hypothetically, that's protected by that.
And then we could start getting.
I don't know what the point of it is now. I don't know what the point of that was.
Yeah, there was no purpose to do that. Let's just go here. I have no time. Fuck. This guy's
He's playing fast. He's pond storming me.
Oh, is this a bad shout? Yeah, it is. Just lose it.
I'm trying to think of like how I could...
How could I do this? How could I win in this position?
Let's go with some fundamentals. He's going to do this though, which is such an AIDS play.
Oh, he chooses to do that. Oh, that's actually game over. Yeah, I just lost.
I could have moved my king, right? Chat, did I have to take with my queen?
Oh, I could have moved my king. I could have my king. I could have moved my fucking god!
Oh my god, bro!
Oh, Jynz wants to do pro clubs? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Two hours from now, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Okay, chat, let's react to this video, bro.
I'm gonna move my camera here.
I'm as free as a bird.
For my camera, it's one of those days where like,
my camera's like,
My camera's like pursued by the devil or something?
I don't know, my camera just can't figure it out.
That looks good, Chad.
Nice high-fives, nice high-fives.
Nice high bass.
Okay, Chad.
Oh, I probably have a camera here.
Alright Chad, highly requested video, bro.
Highly requested video to watch.
I told y'all yesterday that I'm gonna watch this video today.
Let's do it.
long story short, it's very obvious that Jinxie is one of the main reasons that this
game got such a huge revival and they're basically giving him no credit
whatsoever yeah this video covers some dark topics bro let's do it bro what
picture you should chat an hour ago all right peep out Venmo no no clicks what
picture you should chat an hour ago I didn't show a picture I know Ron did it
I know what did you what picture you should chat an hour clicks actually
This was like two years ago Chad, which is kind of crazy. Time fly.
Going one of his social media platforms and upload a picture of Jinxie's girlfriend,
Brecky Hill, who doesn't have the best reputation on social media.
And in that picture, Clix was actually writing words across her chest
and Jinxie saw that post and he was not very happy about it.
Wait, but Jinxie, Jinxie?
Oh, yeah, yeah, Jinxie's for him.
Yo yo yo, back to D, let's take a quick game.
I didn't see this one, what is this?
Good morning unemployed people.
Jinxy was one of the most subscribed streamers on Twitch.
Oh dude, oh my god.
Chad, this was literally, bro,
this was the trap house right here, guys.
This was it, wasn't literally a trap house,
but this is so nostalgic, dude.
Oh my god, this is the house, man.
I remember I didn't even know how to hang up a plaque
so I just put it there.
Subscribed streamers on Twitch.
holding the number one spot on the platform for close to a year.
He donated $100,000 to charity streams,
organized tournaments for other creators,
flew across the country for collaborations,
and revived entire games from the dead.
Yet he somehow keeps ending up on the receiving end
of some of the most visible disrespect in the streaming space.
And the more you look at what keeps happening to him,
the harder it becomes to call any single one of these incidents a one-off.
The first incident that put this pattern on the map
happened during MrBeast's Team Water charity livestream.
The goal was simple, get as many creators as possible
to donate to a cause that gave people clean drinking water.
The leaderboard was stacked.
MrBeast himself, XQC, Aiden Ross,
Trainwreck donated 400,000,
and Jinxie, quietly, had already donated $100,000
before Logan Paul-
Oh God, I remember this.
Bro, this is gonna be an interesting video to watch.
Even joined the call.
Logan Paul joined, and within seconds of being in the room, without being asked, without any
context prompting it, looked at the group and said plainly that in this particular group
of people, Jinxie had the least liquidity.
Bones so for like a lot of money so I was just curious you know you've been doing very well killing it
You're my older big brother. I don't feel like a big bro. Would you be down? I don't need a million dollars for water
No, no, I I'm broke
Hmm
Well, we'll take whatever you got in the pocket Jimmy Jimmy can I get it? Can I do a discount discount?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can give you a discount. So just
I not to be not to be a dick bro, but there's no way Jinxie don't need a meal
Okay, stop. Um, just pause it there, bro first off
You're saying not to be a dick when you're just clearly just being a dick
Actually, I'll let it play like 10 more seconds
Yeah, so first off just break down everything
Logan joins the call and I remember I think Aiden or Mr. Beast. I don't remember who but somebody said everybody in here donated a million dollars
And I'm thinking in the back of my head like okay, what is the point of saying that it's not true?
No one in the call donated a million dollars
I think Aiden donated like 400 brand or something or
Pledge or something but like what what is the point of saying that first off to Logan?
Particular group of people bro. You've got the least liquidity. Okay, so yes
Yes, yes. In this particular hyper specific group of people, yes, I have the least liquidity.
I also don't really care. I don't know. I'm very happy. I wake up and I play video games
and I enjoy my life a lot. And I spend time with my family, dude. I don't really care
about having a billion dollars, bro. I understand that in this call, I have the least liquidity,
I don't care like why does that why does that even matter like I don't know what is the
book does that even mean anything?
You are right.
I did not donate a million.
XQC's face said everything he did not say out loud.
The discomfort in that call was immediate.
Jinxie confirmed calmly that he had not donated a million.
Then someone asked Logan if he would match whatever Jinxie had donated.
Logan agreed.
I'm gonna tell you what you donate whatever Jinxie donates.
Why smiling?
Come on, man.
Hey, you're not gonna call them broying and back out of that.
There's no show, right?
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Okay.
You're gonna do whatever I do it?
Yeah, wait, what do you think I donated if you had to guess?
Okay, okay, I donated a hundred thousand
Shit
So you owe a hundred thousand now, right?
All right, this stream was just bro this entire stream
So I remember exactly what was happening this day. I was doing the 99 zero in
in class against XQC and we ended up having to do it the next day because of this.
But out of nowhere XQC left the call and said he had to do something and he set up here
right back.
And then basically my entire chat was saying like, oh, join this call, join this call, join
this call.
And I joined and I just see Aiden and Mr. Beast.
This entire stream, bro, I think this went on for like two hours was one of the most
like uncomfortable, like weird streams of all time, bro.
Basically, this is all this stream was,
bro, the epitome of the stream, was basically just
MrBeast pressuring people into donating to Teamwater, which
is a great cause.
But at the end of the day, let's be honest,
chat, if Teamwater raises whatever, like $100 million,
who gets the credit for it, bro?
Who's going to make the tweet and say, oh, this is Team Water,
and we raised this money.
Who gets all the credit for this, yeah?
Mr. Beach, exactly.
So basically, we're all donating.
He's getting all the credit, but we're all
getting pressured into donating in front of hundreds
of thousands of people.
When you combine all those things,
you're talking 200,000 people are watching this live.
And at the end of the day, I kind of thought about it,
and it's like, well, at the end of the day,
It goes to a good cause.
I don't really care.
Like it goes to a good cause.
But that's all this stream is, bro.
This is one of the like,
this stream was just excruciating, bro.
Oh yeah.
And every time somebody would join the call, bro,
it was just like, you know what I'm saying.
And Logan had just publicly called
the least liquid person in the room
had donated $100,000 to the cause.
Logan still matched it eventually,
but the damage of the original comment.
But yeah, that's the thing that I don't understand.
like I don't it's not like you have this sick obsession with money or like this sick obsession
with wanting to be as rich as possible because yeah like compare me to Logan like I'll never
get to that point of like wealth and also I don't care like as long as I can play video games and
do that as a job that's all I've ever wanted to do and that's all I care about doing
I don't care about having a billion dollars bro and I'm sure Logan will end up having a billion
dollars one day. That's props to him, bro. I just, I don't care at all, bro. I'll never
get to that point and I'm happy as fuck. I don't know why that matters and why that was
even brought up in the call.
Was already sitting there.
It literally means nothing. That has nothing to do with your happiness or who you are
as a person.
With everyone.
The internet's response was not particularly kind to Logan. People pointed out that
Jinxie was making serious money on Twitch, that he had been the most subscribed channel
on the platform for nearly a year straight, that he was pulling in hundreds of thousands
per month between Twitch and YouTube. Someone put it in the simplest possible terms.
Jinxie has more money at his age than Logan did at the same point. Another person pointed out
that Logan's liquidity was mainly from scamming people. Then came the Clash Royale situation
with Kai Sinat. And this one is a different kind of disrespect because it was not a single comment.
It was a complete dismissal in real time. Jinxie organized the Clash Royale collab
with Kai and members of AMP.
Who was in this stream this night when this happened?
Type 1.
AMP.
He set it up as a tournament.
He was excited about it.
When they all got into the call,
Jinxie started trying to run the session.
He was explaining how to navigate to the game,
giving instructions,
trying to get the match started.
The AMP members kept talking over him,
like he was background noise in the room.
Cheating.
One of you a tournament?
Cause I think I'll be fired, bro.
Like if y'all play each other.
Echo?
Who's Echoing?
Kai.
Kai.
Wait, is it better now?
He was mid-sentence explaining where to find the invite button
and someone started asking the chat a completely separate question.
So go to your account, go to social, and then go to invite friend.
I was like, yellow button, click that and then you copy that.
Hey, anybody in the chat, what's up?
He bought your account.
Oh, through the pair name.
He's single.
He tried again.
He bought your account.
Oh, through the pair name.
He's single.
Anybody in the chat, what's up?
So he bought your account.
Anybody single in the chat.
his own chat started saying they did not even know
if the tournament was going to happen.
Jinxie said it himself on stream.
He was the person who had organized the entire thing
and he could not get anyone in the call to focus on it
for 30 consecutive seconds.
Everybody single in the chat.
Yeah, basically all we had to do was just
click friend links and then make a clan.
But it just, I think after like 20 minutes
I just figured it was never gonna happen.
I don't even know if I sing a word, I shout it.
And when I just shout, shit.
Can you guys hear me?
I know how he thinks of that.
I know how he thinks of that.
Then Kai simply got up.
No BRB, no warning, no explanation to Jinxie.
He switched to his IRL setup and walked out
of the collab entirely, leaving Jinxie frozen
out stream in front of his audience.
So when this happened, I didn't know what was going on.
I was just told Kai's IRL, Kai going IRL.
I didn't hear anything in the call from anyone.
I think he just deafened and did that.
Apparently it was like part of the segment or whatever,
but that was never communicated to me.
So I just thought like, oh, okay.
He's just giving up on it.
So I'm just gonna end the stream.
But yeah.
I just never heard on lick, not a word.
What the fuck is this?
Where is he?
It's fine.
I'm gonna go to the gym.
I don't even know what's going on.
Alright, I'mma see y'all boys, bro.
Um, I tried to set up a tourney, I don't know.
Kai's own chat immediately started posting L.Kai,
which tells you everything you need to know about how obvious the disrespect was in real time.
Yeah, so to explain it basically behind the scenes, this was...
So I had found out, I think from like Clash or somebody,
but that they had like this...
They had like this sponsored like Clash Routestream, that was when if you guys remember,
everybody got like a free chest or something.
They had this sponsored clash, Ralph Street.
And I was like, okay, well, I've been streaming clash
every day for like months now.
And I texted Kai, I was like, yo, I could make this
like very fun for you guys, like teach you the game
and make like put you guys in a tournament,
give you guys like breakdowns of what you're actually
doing, explain the game.
Because like, you know, when you do a sponsorship
normally it's pretty boring because like most of the time
if it's a sponsored game, the game is crap.
But like class is actually a good game, or was a good game.
So I was like, I promise, like I can make this segment like better.
If you guys just like want me to.
And they were down, got into a call and I just feel like everything I said
just went in one ear out the other and I'm not getting paid to do it.
So it's like, all right, well, people are going to leave and not listen.
I'm just going to leave.
Even the people watching Kai knew what had just happened.
Jinx, he sat there for a moment, took it in and ended the stream.
He said he had tried to set up a tournament and did not know what happened.
Then he said he was going to the gym and went.
Kai came back to his stream later and started explaining that he had not wanted to do the IRL content
and would rather have done the one-on-one with Jinxie.
He started telling people he had been saying all along he did not want to do the IRL.
What am I doing?
What is it? Al-Kai? No, told Jinxie.
Matter of fact, no, no, no. Okay, yeah.
No, I'm doing, I'm going to Jinxie, bro.
Told Jinxie they had something planned in IRL, but...
I'm gonna do a 101.
Tell JXI I did a 101 with him.
I'm not doing a, I didn't wanna do the IRL shit.
I ain't a lie.
I told him not to do IRL.
Tell JXI I didn't wanna do a, I'm not doing the IRL shit.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
No, no, no, no, no.
Tell him come back, he got off for real?
JXI ended for real on God.
Bro, they got a IRL.
Chad, listen, listen, listen.
I told everybody, let's do this shit with JXI.
Oh my God, this is stressing me out, bro.
I don't want to do the, I'd rather do this with Jinxie, gay.
When CB first came in here, I said, no, I don't want to do IRL.
I literally just said that.
The problem with that explanation is obvious.
If the backlash from the internet had not happened,
that response never comes.
He reacted to the chat calling him out,
not to Jinxie sitting there confused on his own stream.
The click situation is the one that hit differently
because it was not careless.
It was deliverable.
I would have practiced this.
This was two years ago, bro.
But a little slow-watch.
For it, Jinxie wagered Klicks and Stable Ronaldo
in a Rainbow Six Siege match, one versus two.
If Jinxie lost, he had to pay $10,000
and owe his stream a 24-hour live stream.
He lost.
After the match ended, Klicks went on his social media
and posted a picture of Jinxie's girlfriend, Brecky Hill,
taken from a collab they had done together
a year and a half earlier
and wrote his Fortnite creator code across her chest.
Then he posted it while Jinxie's stream was live.
Jinxie saw it and brought it up on the call.
If you're actually mad, I'll delete it.
If you're actually mad, I'll delete it.
It was just troll, I can't like.
If I'm mad, you'll delete it.
Oh, dude, I remember that.
I got so pissed at that sentence.
Wait, if you're actually mad, I'll delete it.
Wait, it was a year and a half ago.
Wait, why, why did you delete it?
Why did you delete it three minutes ago?
Oh, my God.
It's just a troll.
Ron, you're gonna get your money, don't worry.
Clicks, I don't, I might just send one.
Yeah, I'll say this too.
I wish I handled this situation better,
But I don't think I was like wrong to be like mad or whatever.
But I do think this situation could have been had a lot better.
What?
It was just so right.
I just felt like it was so random and like unnecessary and just.
Hey, I don't know what it is.
No, no, I'll give you your money.
Click.
Here's how you get your money.
It's weird.
Here's how you get your money.
I got you.
Here's how you get your money.
Because this is actually like I should have just.
I mean, I ended up paying clicks.
But like I should have just paid clicks and just got off.
This is actually.
I should have just like left to call it.
It's not weird.
You're making it weird.
You know, it's weird.
You know it's weird. You know it's weird. It's a full stroll. It's like you know it's weird. It's good though
No, no, no, you know you're being weird. You know you're being weird. It's not
No, no, bro. It's good. Can I talk? Can I talk? You're making it weird. I'm making it weird
Bro, I actually do remember this. I like it was like every sentence was just rage-bait for like 30 minutes
You're getting full shit. You're getting full shit. Like I don't know
I don't know. I don't know. You're getting mad. You're getting mad. You're not letting me talk
I'm talking. I need to be a dude. Ron is getting paid. Ron is getting paid. Don't worry. Ron's getting paid
Clicks your pay is up in the air right now. So Clicks here's how you get paid. Ready? So first day first thing
I need you. You're wrong. You might be like, uh, this is me clicks right now. So and then Lacey's promoting
Okay, okay. So here's what you're gonna do. Here's what you're gonna do. No, no
You're gonna delete the tweet and then you're gonna apologize and then you'll get paid if you don't do that
I'm sending. I'm just sending wrong 2.5. Okay
What if you send me the full five? Can I I want to go buy it?
And throughout all of it, he never actually apologized, not properly, until Jinxy made
it clear that the payment for the wager was going to be withheld if he did not.
At that point, Click said he would delete the tweet and said he was sorry.
And then, in the same breath, said he was only deleting it because Jinxy was actually
mad, not because it was wrong to post it.
The internet understood exactly what had happened.
Clix had done something during a livestream specifically designed to produce a reaction
and generate clips.
He had posted something involving Jinxie's girlfriend not as a genuine joke between friends,
but as a calculated move to create content at Jinxie's expense.
And when Jinxie responded by being bothered by it, Clix tried to frame him as the person
who was being weird.
He pulled his chat about whether Jinxie was being soft.
He said all his friends joke about his exes and he never gets upset.
He said we are all grown men here, which was a strange thing to say while refusing to give
a basic apology for 20 minutes.
Jinxie handled it with a composure that most people sitting in that chair would not have
been able to maintain.
He said he was not mad while clearly being hurt.
He said it was fine while it clearly was not.
He called Klicks out directly without losing control of the conversation.
He said plainly that Klicks knew what he was doing, that it was clip farming,
that the tweet being from a year and a half ago and posted 4 minutes ago told
the whole story.
That's it. It's not even about a troll tweet, bro. That's not even what it's about
It's literally about clicks just trying to put form bro. I get it
I don't know. I don't see that. I don't see I don't want to like butt heads or nothing like that
But the first time we wagered uh, you talked about my ex and I never um you guys know you guys were talking about
about clicks on round 1 was talking about my ex and you know that's true.
He paid both clicks and stable ronaldo the full amount because he had said he would pay
if he lost, and he is a man of his word.
The internet sided with him almost universally.
The people defending Klicks were in the minority.
Nobody does that to a friend, regardless of how casual the relationship is.
Then came the Rainbow Six tournament, and Rekai.
And this one is important to understand because it was not a sudden collapse.
It was a structured event that Jinxie had spent a week building.
He had been in contact with the group a week before the tournament, the day before,
an hour before specifically to confirm that people were showing up and that everything
was in order.
No, the disrespect.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm just going to defend my mic and say something real quick.
The disrespect and I'm just being, I'm not trolling.
Jixi.
I was seeing Jixi up a week before, the day before, an hour before.
Just making sure that, you know, we came through and made.
Yeah, yeah.
Now Phantom was doing that the whole week.
It's sure that we showed up.
And the fact that this is crumbling because people cannot respect the corner is actually
Insane me.
It's just, this is insanity, I'm being honest.
Insane me, we need to band together
and realize who really is the problem.
Multiple streamers with busy schedules had committed.
Every other team in the tournament
was locked in and playing when the session started.
On Raki's side, the game had not even properly begun
before the entire thing fell apart.
Raki was in the middle of an ongoing conflict
with other streamers,
was managing people coming in and out of the Cloverhouse,
was sending people down the hill,
was taking separate calls on his phone
and was treating the tournament stream as background noise
while he handled a real life situation that-
Yeah, I don't know if you even have the game downloaded at this point.
I think Agent says that or something.
Been running for days.
The game was barely a consideration.
At one point, Agent pointed out that Rekai did not even have the game downloaded.
I knew it, yeah.
He said he was not convinced Rekai had the game at all.
Fonum stepped in and said what needed to be said.
He unmuted and told the group that the disrespect was not just to the tournament,
but to Jinxie personally.
He said he had watched Jinxie coordinating with people,
a week out, a day out, an hour out,
to make sure this happened properly.
And what they were giving him in return was chaos
that had nothing to do with what he organized.
He said it was insane to him.
He was not trolling.
Agent, streaming from Australia,
spent the majority of the session
trying to hold the thing together,
pushing for a basic two hour ceasefire
so the tournament could function.
He said nobody needed to squash anything.
Just do not make any moves for two hours.
It did not work.
Rack-Eye kept pulling the room back
toward the conflict he was managing.
And then there was Supercell.
The company behind Clash Royale published a blog post
from their CEO celebrating what he called
a historic year for the game.
500% growth in the player base.
He credited the development team.
He credited changes to game progression.
He credited new in-game content.
He credited an ad campaign.
He mentioned the community broadly.
He did not mention Jinxie, not once.
The dates of when Jinxie started streaming Clash Royale
line up exactly with when the player base began
significant incline. The same thing that happened previously with Rainbow Six Siege,
Jinxie had picked up that game when barely anyone was streaming it and turned it into
something significant. Los Poyos came out and said he had spent $4,000 on Clash Royale because of
Jinxie. Sketch said he was going to boycott the game until Supercell acknowledged what
Jinxie had done for it. These are not small names reacting to something minor.
Jinxie's response was not quiet or diplomatic.
As if you're the CEO of the company and one of your one of your like people that works for you says
Dude this year. We had a 500% increase in revenue
It was because of Michael Bowen like it's just so insane. It's like
Are you not as the CEO because you have to be accountable? You're the CEO of the company like
Are you not asking more questions? Like do you notice? Are you not curious at all?
Well, if you have a 500% boost in revenue, 5x, are you not even just a little bit curious?
This was P with the articles.
You don't want to take a little bit of that frustration, made a point of saying that he
was not the only creator who had revived the game.
He named Riley, Ken, Mo, and others and said the credit belonged to all of them, not
just him.
And then there was the FaZe house.
He flew from Florida to California to do an IRL stream.
He got there and was put on a setup that had not been configured for him, that had
no toolkit, meaning he would have to wait hours before he could stream properly from
it.
The setup also turned out to belong to a phase member named Ronnie, who had not been told
Jinxie was going to be using it, and who had a sponsorship obligation that was supposed
to be fulfilled during that same time slot.
The whole thing was disorganized in a way that had nothing to do with anything
Jinxie controlled.
He sat there tense, dealt with it, and eventually decided to look into Flight's
home.
showed someone who was on the verge of tears.
See, but the thing is, this was so long ago,
but like the reason why I was just like upset was like,
again, it's like two years, like almost two years ago,
but it's like, if I,
it's like, let's say like somebody came to my house,
like a guest for example, like K-So,
or like Sketch came to my house,
I would like if I had like a sponsored thing I was doing at a certain time like I would
Make sure like that's not the date that they're coming
So like when I found out about that I was like wait what?
Because I like the plan was to do 24 hours of IRL because I never do IRL
But I was the plan and then like five hours in I just heard about that and it's like well
I mean you just kind of feel like
You just feel like no one really cares, you know, you never see me in jimsy the question
bro you never say they're not just miss and this was this was the other thing but
um again I don't even care it was so long ago but like this setup was the one I
was using but then it was rage it set up and I didn't even know like rage did
nothing wrong but like I was using rage is set up and then rage came home
it's like the planning was just so bad it was like I'm just gonna go home
from the stunts.
Oh, and there was also something else going on behind the scenes, like there was like
a game night thing that they were supposed to do, but they weren't like aligned on it.
So then like people were getting, people that phase were getting mad at them or whatever.
But it was just a nightmare, bro.
It was a train wreck.
It wasn't anyone's fault in particular.
But of course it was the one night I go.
The one night I go, of course.
I feel like every time I IRL stream bro, it's just like the worst possible case scenario, dude.
What are you leaving?
When are you playing Marvel Rivals?
Yeah, so at this point in time, I didn't have a setup. There was a sponsored thing they had to do.
People at FaZe were getting mad at them and like everyone was just in the dump.
So I was like, alright, I'm gonna head out.
I'm gonna head out.
Wraith, man.
Bro, you're good.
Get home safe, man.
Yeah, sir.
What the fuck happened?
This was due to a 24-hour work.
Yeah, this was a nightmare.
He's actually leaving.
So basically what happened was they sucked at planning stuff.
Oh, trust me, I know, gang.
And here's the thing, it'd be like the most simple,
easy shit, like shit that we do,
like that's some normal shit.
It'd be some hard shit,
because it's just a lot of people involved,
people that are spending people's time.
Oh, shit.
Jixie, I'm sorry, bro.
It's not what phase this was supposed to fuck.
I'm sorry, JC, I'm sorry.
I wasn't a part of it, but whatever happened, I'm sorry.
They said, Jynxie tweet.
Oh no, I wouldn't even.
Everyone's gonna think I'm staying a part.
I'm a whole back.
That's it.
That's weird, okay.
Oh my God.
Definitely a little.
You know, hey look boys, I'ma just take out like this.
I don't know what you need to have going on.
I'm sitting with sketch and lazy right now
because whatever happened,
It's not really strange business regardless. Let's just have a good time. We watch the video chat. There you go
This bit has been out for like a week. GG's man at the end of the day, bro
Life goes on bro and people make mistakes. I make mistakes. Nobody's perfect, bro. It is what it is life goes on, bro
I could have handled a lot of situations a million times better and I wish I did but you can't change the past
You could only change the future. It is what it is chat. I'm happy for my
community you know what I'm saying love y'all bro and it is what it is bro at the
end of the day what what's life without a couple of shitty moments you know it is
what it is man at the end of the day the day got a pinch the end of the day today
got an end bro but it is what it is man yeah chat I love you guys bro
okay now question do we hop into some Rocket League what do we think we
Again, that was a very well made video though, for real.
Very well made video.
Yeah, what should we do guys?
What game should we play, bro?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Chests, yeah, there is that chess tournament tomorrow.
I gotta play that!
I gotta watch the Jinxiano edit.
Let me see.
Jinxiano edits?
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
Bro, I do gotta get some more chess reps in for sure.
I know how to do it.
Hold it up, hold it up.
Jynxiano.
Oh, it's Aaron.
It's Aaron. Oh God, it's this guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Jinx the honor congratulations on scoring yet and not like how does he even generate this?
How does he even generate this bro?
Other trademark free kick today. Have you got a name for it yet the goon rocket? I
Would never name a shot that bro. Yeah, I'm not some like
I'm not some compulsive gooner, bro
Jack, I would never in a million years name a shot after that, man.
What do you mean, CHAP?
Jack, I would never do that!
I would never do that. Wait, where do you want to go?
Jinxiano, congratulations on scoring yet another trademark free kick today.
Have you got a name for it yet?
The Goon Rocket.
And when you hit the ball like that, do you think the goalkeeper has any chance?
Well, to be honest, I don't care about the goalkeeper.
I just picture Brecky hill in the neck, and I just smash the bald.
Kill him.
NOOOOO!
How is this guy making this?
What software even is this?
How is he making this?
I don't understand!
What is this?
Breaking Bad?
Let me tell you something else.
This...
It comes from...
This is hard.
Oh, I gotta re-watch this show, bro.
Oh my God.
Who in the shadow did scene breaking bad, bro?
I better see everybody to type yes, bro.
Cooking is hard.
Dude, hold up.
There's some banger breaking bad ones, bro.
I mean, this is just the goaded one.
This is the most goaded scene in movie history, bro,
or show history.
and I have this one who they like if you have not seen the show bro click off
because it's close but this is so peak who are you talking to right now
who is it you think you see do you know how much I make a year I mean even
if I told you you wouldn't believe it do you know what would happen if I
I suddenly decided to stop going into work.
A business.
Big enough to be listed on the Nasdaq goes belly up.
Big enough that it could be listed on the Nasdaq.
I remember it goes belly up.
Disappears.
It ceases to exist without me.
No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in.
I am not in danger, Skyler.
I am the danger.
A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me?
No.
I am the one who knocks.
God damn!
Bro, you have to like, bro, if you have not seen this show, bro, what are you doing?
Leave the stream, bro.
Don't watch a stream for the next fucking eight months and just watch this breaking bad, bro.
You can finish this show.
If you watch this show every day for like an hour a day, you can finish the show in like a month.
Maybe a month and a half.
This show is so fucking big.
You're looking sassy
Somebody said Walt low-key a corn ball for this bro. What do you mean Walt a corn ball?
Not gonna lie bro this overrated
Buddy breaking bad. It's not over it. It's the best show ever made
It is the best show ever made
VR what about VR guys, what about VR?
What about VR man? What about VR bro?
or chat I temporarily retired, bro.
Open Muda Street?
What do you mean?
Concentrate?
We got to figure out what game we should play.
We got to figure out.
Muda.
Oh yeah, isn't Muda banned on Val?
Isn't Muda banned on Val?
Okay chat run a poll okay run a poll wait should we hit some comedy tonight we
should have some comedy tonight chat should we get some comedy tonight shut up
I'm trying to do homework guys I think we should hit comedy night before we figure
out what game we're gonna play come tonight come tonight come tonight come
tonight I'm gonna go pee come tonight come tonight come tonight I'm gonna go
B.R.B. B.R.B. B.R.B.
Where does Darth Vader get his shoes?
comedy nights make me laugh get 100 bucks guys let's go
this camera too small alright I'm gonna be locked in I'm not gonna laugh a single time
I'm gonna be locked in, I'm not gonna laugh a single time.
That felt quick.
Yo, yo, yo, guys, you know the rules man, make me laugh, get 100 bucks, bro.
Shut the fuck up.
Okay.
I mean, it's just an intro.
It's literally an intro.
Uh...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh, Jinky.
Yo, Zach, to make me laugh, get $100 dollars broke up.
Okay, Jinky.
What do you call a tree that is suspicious?
A suspicious bush?
No, a suspicious tree.
Tree!
What do you call us?
Shady.
Ha ha ha ha.
I'm not going to laugh, Chad.
I'm not going to laugh.
What up, Jimmy?
Why is punctuation important?
It marks the difference between helping your uncle jack off
a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Hey, Jinxie.
You remember that 1-1 Mooda Squirtle
a few days ago in Orsik's? Yeah. And how about, uh, would, uh, misquick at one point?
Yeah. I heard he did it actually fat-fingered that. He just looked out of his keyboard and
it's no-fingered. What did he say? Okay, get ready to laugh, okay?
Will you remember me in three days?
What?
So this is the joke to get an answer, you know?
So will you remember me in three days?
Yeah.
Will you remember me in three weeks?
Yeah.
Will you remember me in three months?
Yeah.
Okay, knock knock.
Who's there?
You already forgot about me?
Am I muddied?
Alright, Jixi.
Tarot, Tarot. Guys, guys, come on.
Okay, can you hear me, Jixi? Yo, yo, yo.
Okay, so I have to tell you the setting of the joke and the joke.
So the setting is it's pretty cold out and it's like snowing and I really need like a campfire. Okay.
Knock, knock.
who's there let us let us let us who let us in it's cold out here man it's
snowing i need some fire dude
um
uh all right i'm not bad bro just get me off
oh sash sash jaycey can you hear me yo what's up bro make me laugh get a
hundred bucks man so how do you know you're at a gate picnic
I don't know
The hot dog startation like shit
Ball right
Hello, yo, yo
And maybe yes, bro make me laugh get a hundred bucks, bro
Yes, bro, what's up when you come to the UK you come to Birmingham. No, no, I'm gonna be in London, bro
I'm gonna be in London
Okay, my joke is what do you call cheese that in yours nacho cheese nacho cheese
Wait, jakes, I need you laugh for this that ball right yo matrix you can't get money in the crowd you have to be in the stage, bro
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds
Yo, James here, remember me?
Yes, bro.
Weren't you just on the stage two minutes ago?
What?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
That wasn't me.
Anyway, so here's my joke.
A man walks into a zoo.
The only animal there is a dog.
What do you call the zoo?
A shit zoo.
cause it's a breed like the dog is like a s***
can I get a number 7 please?
if Pepsi was sad Mexican it would be called C because it doesn't have any pen
What is being promised to you?
Jekwice, I can't hear you. What did you say bro?
What is being promised to you?
I don't know.
Do you have any other joke or is that it?
Yeah, I heard you. Do you have another joke?
Skip this guy out, bro.
Skip hello?
This guy's not in there?
Yo!
Right, so first of all, Jim, say I've got a proposition for you, just before I make the joke.
You should do Black Ops 3 Zombies Easter Eggs.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, I think I'll be pretty fired. And my joke is why don't Indians play football?
Because every time they get a corner they open a store.
Anyway, it's abandoned so I can't even pay.
It's just, it's the delivery, like, bro, it's just, I can't pay the guy.
Hey, the guy!
Hey, he's back!
Yeah, he's back.
He's back.
He owns a balloon, like, slash kite, because he'll let it go, let it go.
It's like a wreck.
Hello?
Yo, yo, yo.
Hello?
Can you?
Yeah.
So I've got a question.
Where does Anakin Skywalker get his shoes from?
Where?
The Darth Maul.
I'm so done with this yet, bro. I'm so done with you. See you remember me
Yes, bro. What's up? You were you Zach?
You were just in the states tell each other jokes. Why can't I?
because they
Why can't an egg tell each other jokes because they crack up they crack up
No, I was gonna say that
I don't have tiddies chat it's nipples bro alright so the other day I asked my dad if I was adopted
He laughed at me and said, you think someone would pick you?
Why did this curl splint in its back?
Why?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why?
To keep your phone.
We get the vegan teacher off the stage, please
Yo
Yo
What up, Johnco? Yeah, you know, I don't like I'm calling you a punk bro. I'm almost 30. I feel like I'm not enough
Bro, I'm I'm not a rough. We're good, bro
Okay
I'm using this. Hey Siri, tell me a joke.
Alright, she's losing her... Bro!
Does Siri have a joke?
Hey Siri!
Michael!
Hey Siri!
Hey Siri, tell me a joke.
I think she's poking on my good luck.
How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
Jynxu, this is-
Chad, I can't pay the guy that I lost that because I banned him!
I can't pay him!
Oh my god, I can't fucking pay him.
Shit was never sweet in Dartmouth Springs.
Where's Shag?
You better find him.
I'll be able to find him the next day.
Bro, you guys want me to go into VR chat tonight, bro?
Oh my God.
Bro chat.
Bro, gosh, gosh, gosh.
Okay, maybe, let me call Moogah.
Let me call Moogah.
I'm gonna do pro clubs with Ginge a little bit.
Let me call Ginge, let me call Ginge.
Let me call Ginge.
Let me call Ginge chat.
Well, do I gotta make a guy for Broke Loops?
Yeah, this is the number.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
James, pick up!
You guys seem to be live on stream, though. You okay?
Oh, I'm live on stream. Thanks for letting me know.
No problem, mate. I just let you know you're on live stream as well, Jopstua.
Congratulations on being in Madrid as well the other day.
Yeah, appreciate that, bro. Much love, dude. Hey, hey, buddy. Um, yeah, we have a
girth and turfs reviving today, correct? It's not girth and turfs, we're called the veterans.
Why did you change girth and turfs? What the fuck?
Now, girth and turfs are a stellar thing, but a lot of the members are quite busy in the minute.
What do you mean? Where's our team?
Well, where does it start?
Bro, James, I can hear a razor in the room, bro.
Are you kidding?
No, it's just me, it's just me, Delta.
You're not getting a haircut right now.
No, obviously not.
Why do you got hair cut, you fucking idiot?
So, bro, what's happening to fucking Gerson Turf, bro?
So basically, I can't look into my PlayStation account
that's called Gerson Turf, and then it's
a Nazi traitor club.
Well, Gerson Turf, I'm happy to look again
the team back together, you were not in it Jake.
Sorry, I thought, have you ever heard of a Kevin,
Jakey Davis, Jinxie?
Yes bro, I had the pleasure of playing Pro Clubs
with him at Gurthinterf last year, bro.
Yeah, well, I do not think so.
I just hope that, you know,
Jinxie, he will never end up
in the girlfriend's ever again.
I will, Jinxie, just playing out together,
you know what he's like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So look, bro, are we cooked or what?
Do we have a team?
Who could we field today?
Who could this club field today, bro?
I've got the list, as you can see,
I'm just talking about my seizure, yeah,
because Mimala's club has just died
and he's halfway through the trend.
Okay.
Who do we got, bro?
Who's in the pro club?
I'm the pro.
Yeah, where's the charger?
Uh-oh.
He's looking at us, isn't he?
This guy.
Sorry, G,
So, the team so far tonight, are you ready, Jinx?
Yeah, I'm ready for the team. What's the team?
Have you watched the new season of Inside?
No.
Okay, well, someone for that, he's got expressions. Do you know what expressions?
Nope.
Where's what I didn't call it? You've got myself, Jakey, Bateson is from Girth and Turd,
Pine is from Girth and Turd, yourself, Mustache Forest from Girth and Turd,
I already know what this is gonna turn into bro. I'm gonna get fucking harassed for being the only fucking American
This is what happens every time
There needs to be one other American bro, I get harassed for being the only American
No, it's not love you guys make fun of my accent the whole time
Okay, look bro, I'm always there James, you know, I'm always down for some pro clubs. You just got to call me bro whenever you're ready, okay?
Hey, maybe I could get my dad in the pro club
All right, all right, I'll try to find another American double play, okay
Oh god, yeah, is he good? Okay, you know what? We'll see you bro. All right
This is so fucked yeah, this is so fucked guys what girth and turfs turns into
It's just me getting harassed for being the only American. That's all it is, bro
Mooda bro, Mooda's never played FIFA before bro. Mooda's never played FIFA. Oh, I must
call him.
Hello, Gixi. You're alright mate. You're not British. Have I spagal accent?
Okay, um, 50, are we doing VR tonight?
You want to do VR chat tonight?
I don't know, I heard, I heard from the grapevine
that VR was being talked about
and you were maybe thinking about it.
Bro, you know, I always got your best intentions
when it comes to VR, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm always there for you.
So.
You know, I was in like a five day retirement, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you're also in retirement for CS cases and you give out,
so.
Fuck!
OK, look, bro.
Yes, I will be on VR chat tonight.
Yes!
I could be the waiter?
You could be whatever, bro.
Wait, Sakura actually texted the group chat and said it.
She has like fun world designs, whatever that means.
God knows, bro.
Yeah, I'm not getting spanked again.
I have lines.
No, I'm not getting spanked, Chad.
I'll UVR, but I'm not getting spanked.
Oh my God.
Let me text the group chat, bro.
Let me text the group chat.
Let me call Muda.
Yeah, call Muda.
Let me call Mura.
Jinxie, call him.
It's not capped, I'm not getting spent.
Yo, Mura.
Mura, what are you doing in approximately
And approximately 3 hours of the wrapping up the chase, no mean bro versus bro segment.
That is perfect timing. Um, did you see Sakura's text in the group chat about how she has fun world designs?
I read that better. Yes, I did.
And you remember how I was retired from VR chat. Do you remember that when I said.
Is the dual coming out of retirement for the two men tonight?
Do you remember when I said I'm retired?
Are you fucking your phone?
OK, what the fuck are you doing with your phone?
Why not if you want that?
Maybe because it's closer to the mic.
How does this sound?
Oh, OK.
Yeah, so is the dual coming out of retirement tonight?
Do you remember when I said I'm retiring from VRChat?
Yeah, I'm not fucking leaving.
I'm not fucking leaving.
I'm not fucking leaving or a hang out.
I need a text to her, bro.
I didn't text the girl.
Let's actually plan this one out tonight.
I didn't text the girl, bro.
And I'm on and on and on.
All right, all right, all right.
One more before I go to England, dude.
One more before I go to England, dude.
Wait, where is the where is the where's the group chat? I don't see the group chat in here. Oh, there it is.
All right, chat VR chat is returning to the night, bro. VR chat is returning to the night, bro.
VR chat is returning. When are you going to the UK Saturday?
Okay. All right, chat. What game should we play? Rocket League? Rocket League R6 or Apex?
Chatting else? Rocket League R6 or Apex? I'm going to get on ProClub in like an hour
with Ginge. Oh I need to find another American too. Yo Kinsley with the Five
Gifted! Kinsley with the Five Gifted, W Kinsley with the Chat! Guys any other games?
What are them there? Any other games? Apex? Oh Chat said content game. Oh our
R6 is winning!
Okay, chat.
We should wanna run last poll.
R6 versus Content King.
R6 versus Content King, bro.
I knew it.
Chat, R6 versus Content King.
I think we're about to beat that game.
Dead ass.
Play chess.
Guys, guys, guys, I gotta practice.
I gotta practice chess.
I'm gonna practice tonight.
Guy, the chess tournament's tomorrow.
Kill him with the five gifts and W. Kill him!
Get XQC on Broclubs. Yeah, I could have asked him.
Chat vote. Oh my God, last poll.
Rainbow six seeder content game.
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
What's happens to the tournament?
The chat tournament tomorrow is at 4.30 p.m. EST, guys.
CST guys 430 PM ESG and yes me and we don't get on PR later later later later I
Can make you laugh right now Jensie let me know bro Italian stallion for pro clubs chat
Who do we need who do who should we ask for pro clubs bro?
Is X awake Chad is X awake
X is awake. Let me call him. So let me call XQC. I think he's played before
X what is good bro
You're watching a clip of me
What do you say
I was watching a clip of you as we speak it.
Oh, okay.
Good timing, good timing.
X, bro, I have a question for you, okay?
Yeah, what's up?
Do, X, have you ever played pro clubs on FIFA before?
Yeah, we play one guy?
We play one guy as a team.
Ginge has a pro clubs team that we're suiting up
in like an hour.
I think we need like one more.
Do you want to play, you could be
whatever position you want,
like Golder or whatever.
Yeah.
You want to play?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
100%
Okay, in like an hour, okay?
Yeah, so I played for the last five minutes, and roll.
Okay.
Nobody queues the game mode on DC, but I'll play them.
No, no, we'll get games.
We'll get games because we'll have a full club and we'll queue,
we'll queue like console, but it'll be crossplay, I think.
Wait, is it crossplay?
Yeah, it's crossplay, right?
I'm pretty sure it is.
Chessic cross play
Okay
No, it is it is we're good
Yes, bro, I think if you join we'll have 11 people like we'll have a full club
up. Yo, act just fine. Send it. Okay. All right, bro. See you soon. Yes, sir. Of course,
bro. WX. Okay. Jack, that's gonna be fun. All right, I have time for like our receipts
problem. We've been doing a lot of you once we do a lot of two to listen. I'm done. I'm
I'm done with that humiliation, ritual, shit, where I play a PC player.
I'm playing ranked, bro.
You have to update Jinj on this pickup?
Oh, oh my God.
I have to run this by the manager.
I didn't even realize.
I have to run this by the manager.
Hi, guys.
I have to run this by the manager.
Great chat.
Chat, I'm going to pick up the phone like Jinj.
Watch.
Yes, James. Are you okay, mate?
Hello. Are you okay, mate?
Of course, thanks, mate. How are you?
Our club has made an acquisition, and I just wanted a potential acquisition,
and I just wanted to run it by the club manager.
A potential acquisition? Yeah, go ahead. You're speaking to the manager?
Yes, that's what I called you. He is very good at FIFA.
Um, probably I think this guy's going to have a lot to the club, bro.
All right, I'm going to use experiences.
I think experience doesn't really matter.
I think this guy's a passionate player and I think he'll die for this club.
Well, okay.
I don't see any, uh, ex QC.
Right.
I was, sorry, where's the, um, where's he looking at playing it?
I believe he said he wanted to play.
He said he played gold or last time he said he's fine with gold or he calls it gold or, um, but he also is down for some striker.
It's kind of wherever you want to throw him at manager or set it up in distribution.
Um, it's gone.
Is everything okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up, bro?
Yeah.
I feel as though you and me both know Jim sick.
Anyone who calls the goalkeeper should never ever be on a football pitch.
Yeah, but the thing is, bro, look at it like this, right?
XQC does here does he not have experience as a goalkeeper?
He does, bro.
He's played in packed out Wembley Stadium as a goalkeeper, bro this guy can
I think it was nine, but it's not either here nor there brother
It was nine to nine. Yeah, he has passion for the game, bro
And he's gonna I'm telling you if we pick up xqc. He really wants to play. I was on the phone
He said thank you for the invite. I'm excited. I think we give him a chance, bro
And if he concedes a bunch of goals, you know, you could have a word with him, but I really think he's going to be a good acquisition to the club
Yes, exactly bro. Hey, when are we starting because I'm excited. When are we getting this going?
20 minutes
about 10 plus 10 so about 20 minutes. All right bro just give me a call bro I've got an acquisition
we're ready to go man all right. Perfect no worries mate. Now chat what I didn't tell Jenj is
XQC and I'm Walaahi bro XQC is probably the worst C for player I've ever seen in my life.
Brother, I beat XQC while using India and he had Real Madrid.
Like, that's a real, that actually happened. He's probably the worst FIFA player I've ever
seen in my life. So I don't know how this is going to go. I don't know how this is going to go.
Now, Chad, do I need to make a player? Bro, because if I have 20 minutes, I should probably
make my guy now because, bro, we played last year. I don't think I have a guy on this one.
Chad, do I need to make a player? I do, right?
Let's make a player.
Chad, tell XQC to make a player. Tell XQC to make a player, guys.
Tell XQC 20 minutes also.
He needs to make a player.
Okay, what position? How should we like? Chad, I want to play like Striker.
Bro, the thing is, center mid, you get the most touches. You don't score though.
You can still score.
Right wing is good, left wing is good.
is good bro the thing I hate about pro clubs though is my guy just starts off
shit my guy just starts off shit which is why striker wouldn't be that bad if I
play right wing and I have no pace it's just GGs strikers all about positioning
so even if my pace is bad I can still score a lot but if I play like right
wing and my guy has like 70 pace it's like all right of course I didn't get
any of these cards. Zidane, Khalid, fucking Turan, Buyo.
Okay, chat, wait, I loaded up Ultimate Team by default.
Holy, I dipped it.
Chat, I need to make my guide before I play a siege game.
I didn't make my guide.
Do I have enough time?
Wait, hold on.
Player career.
Chat, is it player career?
Clubs?
Yeah, yeah, it's clubs, clubs, clubs, clubs, clubs, clubs.
Chad, let's make our player!
Let's make him look as handsome as me, bro.
Chad, don't be weird.
Let's make our player look no avatar found.
Yeah, yeah, continue.
Why do I look like that?
Why do I look like that right now?
My guy's forehead is fucking gigantic!
Alright bro, I'm going to make this as accurate as possible bro.
Okay, okay.
Commentary name!
What are these names?
Oh my God, there's so many names.
No way there's one that says Nick, right?
There has to be, right?
Nick, Nick, Nick, please.
Please.
Nick or Nicholas, please, bro, please.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Third foot right, Stuart, kit number, Ted,
country born, U.S. on day.
Is U.S. not in here?
T-U-V-W, yeah, okay.
Birthday or 2001?
I'm literally doing exactly me!
September 26th.
Guys, this is my birthday.
I'm getting old chat.
Wow.
Chat, you know there's going to be a day, bro, where I just never stream again, bro.
Wow, that's crazy to think about.
Or maybe I'll be streaming.
I'll be streaming when I'm 85. Chat, look, bro.
Why is my default head this?
Why is this my default head?
It looks like a fucking Minecraft character, bro.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
None of these look like me, bro.
Ah!
Is that Ginch?
Bro none of these look like me. Good God!
What like, bro everybody's head is so square. What is this? Okay, that is Ginch.
Ahhhh! He's got acne!
Bro, I have to, like...
Chad, what a head!
Guys, what a head looks the most like me, be honest.
The last one is you for sure.
That doesn't look anything like me!
I can customize?
Okay, I guess I'll just do this and then customize.
Randomize.
Which, there's a face scan?
You can face scan!
What?
You can actually face scan!
Say what's up, Hebrew?
You look like Palm Beach Pete.
How do you face scan?
Chat, what do you download?
What do you download?
Is it an app?
What app?
What app?
What app?
Chat, what app?
What app?
What app?
What app?
FIFA porn hub.
That's not the app, bro.
Guys, what is the app called?
Bro, you guys lied, you can't do it?
What?
Why'd you guys lie?
Bro, why'd you guys lie?
All right, bro, what is my skintone chat?
What is my skintone?
I would say I'm like, I'm not pale, I'm not pale, I'm not pale.
I'm tan, I'm tan.
with the 10 gifts here to W. Cam. W. Cam, bro.
Bro, I don't know.
This guy doesn't really look like me that much, bro.
What does that mean, skin surface?
Oh, this is like if you have acne or not.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Roykeen tried to kill his bad. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, that.
Chad, do I have freckles?
Mmm, no.
Oh my god, did somebody knife him in the head?
You're more pale? No, no, I'm not, bro, and I don't have moles.
Oh my guy, okay, how do my ears look?
Oh forehead, forehead!
I have a small forehead.
Oh, uh, uh, yeah jawline, jawline, jawline, jawline, jawline, jawline, jawline, jawline,
Yes, I do bro. I have a jawline shut up time. Get it asked bro, please. My jawline is good.
my jawline is good bro
okay is that me?
is that me bro?
add the headset then
yo bro shut the fuck up
there's not a headset man
But we're not sculpting our fucking head, bro.
Alright, this is the big one.
Face.
My eyebrows.
Oh.
Oh chat, eyebrows.
Let me guess what chat sang.
None.
Yeah, none, none.
Remove.
Yeah, guys, I didn't have eyebrows for a week.
How I do!
For no way they added a thousand different,
a thousand different types of eyebrows,
but they can't give Messi a good card.
Like what even is this game?
Cam with the 10 gifted, W Cam in the chat.
Okay, now I'm gonna be honest, chat.
I've heard this a lot.
I have a double barrel shotgun nose.
So I'm just gonna do it.
That's probably my nose.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Why do I look like that?
Let's do this.
Ah!
Look at my guy.
Oh, look at him.
Bro, he looks like he's going to kill somebody.
Ah!
Why does he look like that?
You see with the five gift in W, you see the chatter.
Oh no, my hair.
No, no, no.
oh no my hair no no no no my hair no I didn't mean to advance
goalkeeper defender midfielder attacker
diño alex morgan slaten oh my god
Give me a Zlatan build, Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Chats that I do Zlatan, Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Why does my guy's teeth look like that?
Alright, alright.
What is my hide and wait chat?
Be honest, too.
Guys, what is my hide and wait?
honest. Like just be dead ass honest. Five foot seven, 350, 500
pounds, five foot five, four foot 11, 300 pounds. Yeah, I mean,
chat, if I was four foot 11, 300 pounds, I would literally look
like a fucking cube. Guys, I look like a cube.
No, but if I want to be a striker, I want to be gigantic.
Jack, if I want to be a striker, should I be 6'5"?
Bro, I want to be gigantic.
Slap on.
Jack, what do you mean, folk?
Bro, 6'5", 220, come on.
Oh, but my pace gets fucked up by that.
Chad, what if I make myself mini?
I mean bro, if you want me to do my real stats, I'm 5'10", 100", and 60 pounds.
But the minimum was 170. That's my actual accolades. I'm 5'10". Yeah, I'm 5'10".
Check. Tell X to make a player, guys.
Scoring.
Okay, we got to get over in generally, uh, guys.
Sounds like Super Mario.
I'm out. Is there anybody to buy this? No, you can't buy this roll. What?
My finishing doesn't even matter if I can't get open bro
Wait, I can pay to win China could pay to win I could pay to win
How do I pay to win I want to max my guy whoa what is this no no that's not me I'm 5 10 170
I'm just going to advance and then buy it.
Yes, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Bro, let's max our guy out!
Bro, I'm going to be such a good striker.
Glasses.
Bro, I forgot to edit my guy's hair.
Is that barricola?
There's 300,000 people on pro clubs?
Holy shit!
Chad, is that barricola?
Okay, my pro, my pro, my pro.
Here we go, the store.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Enter the store.
Yes, Chad, yes, yes.
WHOA! You can fucking...
WOW!
You can get a duke, right?
HA HA HA!
Look at my guy!
I'm gonna score so many goals like this.
I'm gonna score so many goals like this, bruh.
No, I want the hair.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Go to consumables.
Oh my God, I love you, Chad.
Wait, so
Dude now my guy's gonna be overpowered okay go to inventory 6x a XP oh
You want instant by instant okay my bad my bad my bad
Okay, okay, okay. Club store. Instant, instant, instant, instant, instant, instant, instant, instant.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, take my money, FIFA, you greedy thoughts.
Simu, don't think about it.
Yeah, nothing's asleep, nothing's asleep, nothing's asleep.
We're good, nothing's asleep, nothing's asleep.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Private-late-bro clubs were changed in literally like a year.
I'm not even kidding.
Maybe like 11 months.
This is going to be fucking peak.
All right, all right, all right.
Consumables.
OK, now chat.
Is it on him by default, or do I have to do it?
Do I have to do it?
What should I do? What should I do?
Oh, I didn't buy it. I didn't buy it.
You have to apply it? Okay.
Chad, doesn't this have divisions in it?
Is there any other consumables that need to buy it?
Any other consumables? I bought it. I bought it. I bought it.
Any other ones? All of them? Just buy all of them? Okay.
Buy all of the instant ones? Bro, there's a lot of them. Fuck.
Wait for chat. What do you mean? Because we bought this. I'm confused, chat. You're saying
to buy all eight? Oh, one out of two. Buy another one of these. Okay. One out of two.
Chad what should we buy now? What should we buy now? What's been up?
Go to inventory and apply them
Okay now I apply them
Apply
Oh yes, yes
Apply
Yes!
A block.
Buy more, buy more.
Okay, okay.
Yes!
I swear you couldn't do this in the last one.
I swear you couldn't do this.
I swear you couldn't do this in the last one.
The top of it is coursing through my cock could you
Okay, now watch that I buy so check you're saying to buy every single thing here check every single thing here every single thing
5k instant
Okay, so one more of these, one more of these, just the instance, just the instance, okay.
Now apply, apply.
Guys, my guy's going to be fucking overpowered.
Hold to apply, bingo, bingo, bop.
Yes!
Hold to apply, yes!
I'm gonna score so many fucking goals.
Oh my God, my card's changing.
And then I can upgrade my shit, right?
Boys, what do we unlock?
Target, what do we unlock?
There's three more, one or not yet.
Buy more.
Bro, there's a lot of these.
Chad, then I can upgrade my shit, right?
Bro, could you do this last year?
I remember being mad that my guy sucked.
Could you do this last year?
Oh my god, okay.
Buy the instance.
Yeah, I remember being mad because my guy sucked.
Of course FIFA made it pay to win.
Of course FIFA made it pay to win.
Pick the magician archetype trust.
Anything else?
Chad, what about the 3-point?
Wait, there's more of these.
Oh, there's so many.
My guy's going to be dis...
Bro, my guy's going to be unfair.
Limit reached, limit reached.
My guy, I got you, I'm going to buy all the instants.
Well, my guy's going to be broken.
Oh my God, I'm actually good at people too.
Yes, yes!
Instant, okay.
I don't see any more instants chat.
Are we good after these two?
You can only use this until level 16.
I see.
So you could only use instance till level 16.
You can only use this as a level 60.
Pay to win! Pay to win! Pay to win!
Stop, stop, wait, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done!
What are you guys doing?
Get all of them!
Okay, now, chat, do I go to my pro?
Am I good now?
Chat, now what do I do?
Apply the ones I already did.
Apply.
Yes!
Yes!
Apply!
Oh god EA this money hungry fucking game.
Okay so wait we're about to be level 60.
We're about to be level 60.
Stop.
Stop, stop, stop.
Wait people are saying to stop but I'm level 50.
He told me for that archetype.
Keep going.
53.
Level 60.
Come on, bitch!
Level 60!
No, I'm not gonna get to 60.
It's gonna be close.
I don't know if we're going to get the 60.
I don't know if we're going to get the 60, though.
I don't know.
Wait!
We're going to get there.
I don't know if the Silver's going to move the needle back.
Yes!
Okay, now!
We just added our player, right? Added it?
Maximum agility, Maximum speed, Maximum sprint.
Stop!
What do you mean stop?
I need to be fast!
Last Agility?
Last Agility?
Magician first.
Brother, I don't know what you mean by magician.
I'm just upgrading my guy.
You can upgrade your weak foot.
Chat, shortly stamina matters, right?
Aggression.
That's pretty good for a striker.
Shortly stamina matters. Yes, yes.
Passing. Yeah, okay.
be doing much crossing on this team. Oh, finishing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
finishing. 96. Holy fuck. I'm like fucking. Wait, what else? L ball hog? Bro, but guys,
GenC loves to finish. What do you mean by that? But guys, if I want to be a striker,
I shouldn't really upgrade my passing shit that much.
Oh my God!
99?
Chad, is there anything else that makes sense?
Because remember, I'm gonna play Striker.
We'll probably have like two Strikers there.
Skill moves.
I don't really use skill moves when I play FIFA, guys.
I don't use skill moves.
Ladies and gentlemen, that is all the money we have.
Longshots? Yeah, but if I get rid of longshots, bro, I have to I have to lower something else.
I think this is good.
Ball control. Ooh, that's important.
All right. So what I'm going to do, instead of just going crazy, I'm going to spread it out more chat.
I'm trying to like spread it out more.
Do you know what I mean?
That's what she said.
SHUT UP!
Yo, yo, yo, okay, okay, okay.
Guys, aggression, I mean that's important as a striker in real life, but does that matter in this game?
Do less stamina probably? Okay.
Maximum 80 stamina chat. That's not a bad job. Chat. I'm trying to build like the dream
striker here. Do dribbling more. 90 is a little crazy. Bro, when I use like I need
my pace to be good. That's so important. Upgrade composure. Okay, that's good for finishing.
Great comms chat. Yeah, I'm trying to like sort of spread this out more chat. So I don't
just like what I've learned in Viva, bro. If you have an open shot on that, you're
going to score. It doesn't matter if you have 80 finishing or 90 finishing, it's
going to go in balance okay let's get that to 80 guys anything else I don't
think passing matters besides short-passing if you're a striker I
shouldn't really be crossing my short pass is good I'm not gonna be doing
long passes anything else oh long shots good call check and call
All right guys this right here would be a maxed out build. Are we good or maxed out so far?
Aggression
Now risky tackles now, I don't know. Fuck that
guys what's important I don't think we need aggression I don't think we need
aggression I thought aggression was gonna be like you know sifting by
defenders and stuff like throwing a defender off you what else guys what
else what else what else you have 10 more points left
Volies. That's pretty good. Kind of like everything in here.
Curve.
Does Curve matter?
I think we should use scale moves.
Guys, I think this is perfect, bro. I'm not even getting
This is good, bro, this is good. This is good. This is good, bro
This is good, Chad.
Playstiles?
Okay, now, Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Power shot, precision header.
Now we're good. We don't need a curve. We don't need a curve.
Confirm everything.
Bang!
Done.
Slato Nibirimovich
Power shot precision header, what do you think?
So you aren't finessing that's not my playstyle
Low driven shot would be so good fuck precision header that seems pointless. I want to score goals, bro
Is that good chat?
Whoa, people are saying rocket ship.
Where's that at?
Not goon rocket, shut up!
physical?
No, I didn't mean to do it.
No, no, no, no, no.
I didn't mean to fucking do that.
I didn't mean to fucking do that!
Rapid.
But it's gotta be a way to remove it.
Swap.
Quick step.
Guys, my player looks broken.
My player looks broken.
Now what's the last thing?
What do we need?
What's the last thing?
Tiki-taka?
Technical?
Reach is the highest feed when performing control sprint.
Okay.
Mod everybody in the chat.
Now what the fuck is this down here?
We got one more spot?
What do you guys want for the last one?
Oh, not enough AP. Not enough AP.
Jack? Trickster? Magnet? Magnet or trickster? Where is it? Where is it?
I'm seeing people say first touch and a lot of people saying magnet.
Let's do first touch. Alright bro, my player is broken. Let's carry this team to victory.
Let's carry this game!
Is Jhin ready? Is Jhin ready or no? Magnet is first touch. First touch is magnet. Oh
Oh, okay.
Voss?
Guys, look at my player.
Inspired by Slavny Brahmavich.
Level 60, bro.
Equip your glasses.
My bro, added appearance.
Terrible build, bro.
My build's good, bro.
Shut up.
Let's look like a real baller and do that.
Bro, there's so much stuff.
Let's do these with the hair, these with the hair.
De-gloved, de-gloved.
Oh, that looks sweaty. I look like I'm a comp when I do that.
No, no, no, that one looks like shit.
Do this. Do this.
I look like I'm injured.
Now, Chuck, how do I edit my guy?
How do I edit my guy?
Like my hair. I want to add my hair.
James said join discord hide-mind is it the same discord as last year?
had
Right just see this stupid shit
Where's the hair at?
Change your boots.
Okay, now that looks like me.
That looks like me, bro.
That looks like me, no?
Oh, I forgot that.
Actually, the short hair kind of looks like me.
Wait, no, no, no, the short hair kind of looks like me, bro.
But I wish there was one that just had my hair, you know?
You guys want me to do this for my eyebrows? Are y'all dead ass?
Y'all actually want me to do this for my eyebrows? Are y'all dead ass?
I'm ready to I'm ready to go off, bro. I'm ready to fucking go off. Let me call James
I just made a god tier striker build bro.
What?
What?
Bro, I haven't slapped an Ibrahimovic build, bro.
Well, I've actually slapped an Ibrahimovic bitch, so you definitely can't be slumped up.
Bro, what the fiddlesticks?
Yeah, XQC came in and said you said you wanted to be slumped up.
Calabas lots up bro what the what the what the fiddle sticks
No, tell X to see I did not fucking say that bro. I want to play striker bro. I'm actually good at FIFA
I've kicked your fucking head in on this game
I'm here, I'm so keen to move your ass mate.
Okay, anytime of the day, bro. Pack and play, bitch.
Yo, Jins, I'm gonna be in the Discord, bro. I'm gonna be in Discord, alright?
Alright, alright, make a Discord, sir.
Yo, yo, Jack, I'm not playing friggin' right back with a Slut and Build.
The fuck? That took like 20 minutes.
Oh, oh, hey there, DeLionna.
Yeah, guys, they break for sure, man. Hey there, Delilah. What's it like in New York City for me?
I'll see he's gonna go in goal. Yes, Jinx. See you. Okay, mate. Guys, I just want to say it is an absolute privilege to be joining this football club today.
Thank you. Make him say that again. Make him say that again. Say that again, Jinx. He is a privilege to be in here, bro. It's a fucking privilege.
brother that accident is a1 blood where's he from yeah America well that's
the best American accent I heard guys please let the guys you know the last
time we did pro clubs everybody was fucking dumping on the accent man bro
I'm not even taking a piss bro between you and Ben Azlar brother them American
accent movie Hollywood Hollywood accents my G I don't feel we might need some
rosetta stone in it tonight what the fuck is that new kid
yeah that's all right Jackie just a little fuck up mate yeah no worries
so I think extra is playing keeper I believe yeah no Gola Gola remember
Gola Gola yes actually playing Gola bro and yeah let's win some fucking
football games man to the man them where you from man them a man them
quickly though hey what does my mic sound better because obviously before
them I was saying that I sounded like I was in a cool center bruv so my
the USB mic.
You're clear, you're clear, you're clear.
My G's, you know.
Thanks for the gift.
It's our few for Berson, because he's here now.
What?
No way.
I'm from the LA9.
LA9? What is LA9?
Is that nice?
LA9 represent, you know.
LA9, what is that?
LA9.
What's LA9?
Yeah, my man them from a watch tail. So you don't want to know about my life and that
Yeah, I was born in Rockstar on that Monday
You tell us where abouts you're from Jinx he tells a bit about
In a state called Florida, bro, Florida and fun fact Jinx he was actually born at the firing range
Yeah, I don't even know why your chats doing that, but I don't know is there is a chat
as a the striker. Yo, sorry, a ginger. I'm blaming you for this. Lydia might have started
Yeah, but you I'm telling you calling me as a brav has literally sealed the deal fam
But I was out today. I'm what called as a in the gym. I'm telling you this right now
That's not a
As a top player, bro top player. Yeah, so where am I playing fucking shut up mate? You look to make the bench
Prime prime Davies X was the man down with mr. Man. That's your meal at left
Yeah, man went to the gym today with my bread during the undead these man they train like they've been jail
You know, you know, you're in a jail cell and all you got to do is press ups and all of that. Yeah
Yes, man. It's crazy for my literally warm. I taught them shit and I said, bro
If I can't lift anything you can't blame me black, you know, they make that trust me. I'm shameless
I was wearing the shirt in there
Bro, uh in like specifically where I'm from it's it's tarpon spring
So I know all about that bro like I was in the rough shit and rough streets rough life
Never knowing
I can hear from your voice, but you sound like one of them guys with someone coming ask you for your phone
But you're getting you're giving up the phone going to the shop and buying them five more
So I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, no, it was hard knocks, bro
You never knew where your next meal was coming from, you know some nights. I would go to sleep. Just hear gunshots, man
I
Dude tarpon springs look it up. Do a little bit of expression bro. What springs blood Colorado Springs? No, no no no tarpon springs
TAR PON springs, okay? All I know about is in Highland spring
It's rough though like I'm telling you I know about the rough life, bro. I live that shit man tarpon springs
Yes, yes by the way, how are we pie?
I'm all right, man. How are you good to be playing people with you again, man? Yeah. Thank you, mate. Yeah
I like talking about where I'm from. Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, you know, I
Just it's not something I'm just glad I made it out, bro. That's all I'm saying. I'm glad I made it out of the top
Yeah, I the chat's asking if I stream. I'm not streaming right now. I'm not gonna lie
But next time ginger bikes meet the clubs I'll stream 100%
Well, they sell promotion. What's what's going on there?
Appreciate that jeans. Oh, come on, bro. I open up and come as guy, you know me helping up and come as
I mean open up and come as an
Right, just for you just for Jinxie and axe. Okay, please go full cam
So you don't show the screen and type I've put the name of the club in the discord. That's what it's called
So jeans, okay, okay question by the way
So guys if I go to England bro, what are some places to not visit like to stay out like you know what I'm saying
So you need to go brother you need to go
It's no good. It has to go to make sure you go to and
Broadwater Farmers Day. You remember Jason the wean when
there you'll be fine. Go Broadwater Farmers Day. Go
Church Road. Go Stone Bridge. Go Mozart. Go Peckin. And
yeah, you'll be good fam. My Chad is going to my Chad is
saying Brickston. Go to Brickston. Yeah. Now, yeah. I
reckon you should go Brickston first. Okay. Yeah.
I mean, okay, okay, I got you. I make sure you stream as well so I can watch okay stream bricks then okay, okay
Mm-hmm. All right. Oh, we just don't make the name of the club right don't make it. Yeah
Okay
Longer if you do
So wait, nobody knows the name, huh?
No, they might not they do but as soon as you show you
What they're gonna require brother. I just typed in tarp on Springs. Yeah, and it looks like a resort family taking a piss
You're actually taking a piss
Dolphin that I see but that's an animal. I've never seen before. Yeah, bro
What's it called tarp on Springs tarp on Springs? Yes, I'm thinking is a lot of tarp on man
You can't trust Google guys because look the thing about tarp in Springs is yes
When you look up images of tarp in Springs all you need to know before you go
You grew up!
2026. Family friendly, hidden gems, museums, outdoor arts and theatre, nightlife, properties
ranked using TripAdvisor. Righto?
Yes, that's crazy.
TripAdvisor.
If you Google Blackpool, that looks nice.
It's nice!
Blackpool, it's nice!
It's slandering Blackpool.
It says here, ever wonder why Tarpon Springs is considered special?
It's the sponge capital of the world.
Yeah, guys, but what you're not understanding is that's the part they want to show you bro the part I grew up bro gunshots every night
You never knew what I'm gonna search is time. It's gone. Yeah, every night. I just kind of legend
He says the tourist areas are very safe patrol
No, no, that's the tourists bro. It's all like you gotta think outside the box. It's not gonna be on Google
violent crime. It's that old
way. Uh, no, you don't know. Not
yet. Not yet. It's not until
James is I'm having a look at
the crime rate here. It says
there is. Oh, yeah, 17 crimes
per thousand residents. That's
quite a roll. I'm telling you
the biggest, the biggest crime
to happen out of top on
Springs is this guy talking
about it like it's the hood
on the stream. That is the
biggest crime that's ever
Happen at a tarp on Springs, bro
17 or be fucking crosswalking the fucking tricks
It's a trap the club now that came up
Yeah, make sure you put in make sure you put where you're up or any rather than just your region
Okay, okay, if that's cute if that's confined that you should find it drinks come on
I know my uncle in that one getting better jeans, but we'll be doing it
What region? West Europe, East Europe, North Europe, North Europe?
Just put any, just put any.
Where do you buy drip at?
Where do you buy drip? It's not like 2K, mate.
I've just found an article that says,
Why are people calling tarpon springs the trenches?
That's how Jixi has been mentioned in it.
Yes, check that out, Rob.
Check that out.
Listen to this, listen to this.
On springs, the average income is $51,455.
We don't even know if that's true, bro.
How much is that?
We don't even know if that's true.
This guy's a legend, bro.
I said that.
We don't know if that's true.
How household income levels show a medium of $79,500.
Yeah, guys, the thing is, bro, like it's gotten better.
When I was a kid, bro, it was rough.
I got out though.
It was tough streets, man.
People are now meeting you. People are meeting you just giving tiktoks by balling up in time for the spring.
I'm just like kids.
Okay, okay.
Wait, James, I did the transfer request, by the way.
Oh, I need that.
As long as you've already requested, we should be going.
I'll put the article in the description.
Oh, we're in DIV4. Wait, is that bad?
Is your name James Feechon?
Yes. Perfect.
Wait, doesn't Proclog start on DIV5, if I remember correctly?
Uh, yeah.
We're shit. All right, guys. We're shit. No, we're not shit. We're just not playing. I'm gonna go. What's our record?
What is our record, bro? I think we're I think we're like five games unbeaten at the minute as well
six wins to draw three losses
I don't think we won
The reading stats I can't believe he proved I'm under the bus if we win the next game
It's a promotion match. I think I know exactly. Yeah, did we lose every day my session? It wasn't good
Yeah, it wasn't I think we lost every single game our session
What you guys need is or right striker, bro left or right striker, and I think I'm raising my hand right now
Are we putting tarp on springs up front? Yeah, yes, bro
If you want to refer it's with a little more respect. It's the tarp the tarp the tarp. Yes, the tarp
It's a very like dangerous area, bro. So carpet Springs only the like natives say that a lot of other people call it
One of my American friends just just recently said the streets are real in capitals
Pranky was that last week except my actually be rough. Yeah, bro ski. I typed up on Springs
It literally looks like a resort in Dominican Republic fans. So I don't know what listen
I don't know for the AI version or something like that, but bro. I'm telling you that looks safe
How much I wish we could get a bummed how much what what oh, yeah
Jin's you last year bro, I know what getting bummed means now
QC's answered it
Jake is not a question go on Jake. Yeah, QC for initiation to join the group
You have to answer this question.
How much money to bomb me?
I did for free.
Fuck!
What the fuck?
I actually...
He's using this just to get bummed, dear Jack.
Oh, my day.
He doesn't know the question.
Bro, he's your boy, he can read it, grab.
I can't believe it, for ass.
Actually, the question is, how much money for you to be bombed?
By Bert.
I mean...
Bro, I've got...
I've got...
I've got a double-edged infection, Matthew.
And the Jamaican Passport and the Wave fans so yeah them questions they are bigger than me
Hey big ups to the man them. Yeah
Okay, let's get in here
To the man them
Scores I bet he scores. He's gonna start singing American in it
Put him up front when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside
I like it, I like it.
So, Ginger, have you ordered fruit?
Yeah, I have.
I don't think I can do that.
Alright, sir.
So, you're just eating it.
Sorry, Jixie.
Go to Blackpool.
Oh, Blackpool's brilliant, mate.
They got pleasure peach.
And also, I just thought you'd travel.
Mate, I think they're poor.
I think they're poor.
Okay.
Ask about Tottenham. Ask about Tottenham. Yeah, yeah, you know, that's an area that you should travel to black. You get me. They also that's where Beyonce performs to breath Kendrick Lamar. That's where Anthony Joshua fights. You know, I mean, Tom is a good area.
a good area top three nil to not again for us I think they're talking about
San Antonio Spurs I think that you know they are right yeah it says here Todd
names about to be relegated hey what's his name xq what blood now that I'm
Hey, I need the file, Black.
Who's he?
Who's he?
I need the file, bro.
Hey, I'm hearing voices like Randy Orton fans.
I need his file, Black.
No, I need it now.
No, I like to see him.
And I said, Tom, him fucking sucks.
Say that again.
I like to see him.
Wait, did you say expressions as being written?
Me?
I need to say that again.
I need to say that again.
Yeah, go on.
No, that's never.
Never.
I'm sorry. Thank you. Okay. Yeah. Jinx, whatever you already made,
we've got left strike. You're ready for you. Okay. Okay. Oh,
Jakey, you got right wing for now. If you want to let Toby comes on.
I'm just in the season in the trophy room. Chattis Joe here.
I'll show you. No. Say that again, Jinx. I'm just chilling.
I'm in the club. Like I'm already in Chattis Joe and wait,
it'll throw me into the game. You need to come and get in the squad.
So you need to back out until you see play and then click on play.
I make sure you don't pick up the ball and scream touch down blood. Yeah, no handles fan
I can play bro. I got this. I've got a jinx. He's one of the only Americans
I was there
He doesn't he doesn't know ball, but he knows of it like he's supposed to the pool and things they're good
No
You're up to the night.
You're up to the night.
Oh, shit.
That's bad.
To that.
No shots, boy.
No teams.
Brother, like, five at the back, you had no shots, bruv.
No shots, bruv.
Like, man, it's in an event in Saudi Arabia, bruv.
No shots, bruv.
It's a good result, really.
It's a good result.
Think about it.
Second leg is in there.
What were missing?
Second leg is in there, bruv.
We're missing Jinx.
Yeah, a good result.
What team do you ever hear go away from home and say are we losing 2-0 as a good result?
Yeah.
Fucking shows where your pub's at, done it?
Bro.
And you're talking about Anfield, like that's a fortress, that's Hanfield, bruv.
You man get cut there, bruv.
What are you talking about?
Come on, G.
Bro, it'd be fair if you let us live, we're tired of not being ready.
Hey, bruv, bruv, bruv.
You can say that.
Bro, we are staying up.
You see you, yeah?
You man are the best champions of all time.
You went from Liverpool to Liverpool.
Failure, bruv.
You get me, son.
man's liver's looking like Phil Mitchell's blood.
What's man talking about?
You'll be lucky to make a champion.
You'll be lucky to make Europe fan.
All you money, two paracetamol, ibuprofen.
That's what your fans need, brother.
Am I a prick?
How dare you, black?
Bro, you guys are fucking fucking,
you guys have lost four of your last five games, bro.
Hang it there for us.
It doesn't matter.
Let me tell you this yet.
My team and your team are the same thing this season,
black.
Yeah, absolutely nothing, bro.
You get me?
And you see, and you see,
And you see, the man has a walking dragon ball flag.
You let me that Dutch Bruce Willis fan.
You man like Dr. Evil.
I'm telling you, that's the worst manager in the league fan.
He deserves to be sacked, yeah?
He deserves to be sacked, yeah?
The man deserves to be sacked.
I'm telling you, like a quarterback in the Super Bowl
that you know them way to see VL, whatever the hell,
No, I'm not passing to him, I'm not passing to him.
I'm not passing to him, excuse me.
I'm not passing, man.
He's going.
I would just like to point out that Tottenham also,
Liverpool plan to beat Tottenham.
Yeah, exactly, bro.
Liverpool's never gonna be relegated in 100 years, bro.
Right, come on, listen, listen.
We've got to be a team, guys.
We've got to be a team.
We've got to be an apology.
You're running up on it, she's right!
I set up nicely to give us a really good run.
Jim, Jim, that's track of you fuck up.
Yeah, sorry. You're running into my pack.
That's scary.
I think to be solid here, Pymie.
Excuse me.
You do your best to make it, you're in the hard position.
Axe, lock down the net. Axe, lock down the net.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Nice there.
Excuse me.
Axe, lock down the net.
Axe, lock down the net.
I'm still watching over me like the Lord.
What are you talking about?
Drive!
James will have a life.
Red and Gosling fan.
Oh my God.
James, sweat that blood.
Sweat that!
Yeah!
Come on!
Come on!
Team United!
Team United!
Team United!
Team United!
Team United!
Team United!
Come on!
Team United!
Let's go!
Welling!
Welling!
That's what I'm saying.
From Anda to champagne football, bruv.
Yeah, never in a million years do what it is. I do teams that have only lost one game this season not one one game
And you've only won one game this year, so why they put in the fucking game
No, it's not not not exactly right, but near enough
Come on guys come on guys
One Jake I didn't straight Jake
I thought you was excuse me.
So the whole time.
Oh my god.
So you're talking to yourself.
You're talking about yourself in third person like Craig David's family.
Is that what you're doing?
Craig David.
Is that what he's doing?
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Nice.
Jin's what I want.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm lucky.
I'm lucky.
Nice.
I'm going back guys.
Depends on luck.
He found the fan body, stuck that net down.
Come on, you're gonna go all the way.
That's what we're talking about.
Man, you're very many.
Let's butt go in.
Let's butt go in.
Come on, let's butt go in.
No!
Boys, we gotta clean it up in the back.
No, we gotta clean it up in the back.
We've got it.
We've got it.
Oh, man.
No edges.
Ginger rushing in.
Ginger rushing in.
What the fuck?
I'm fucking rushing now, man.
Yes, you're rushing in.
You're rushing in.
Wow!
What happened?
I've never felt.
Alright, alright, I'll calm down, I'll calm down.
Yeah, he can't say no, but he has to go nah, pal.
Bro, stop rushing the passes, guys.
He's just racist.
What happened, bro?
Stop, stop, stop, bro.
You're in an American set.
Nobody's mental.
He got a free man.
Back here.
Guys, do you know what I've hurt me knee?
Oh, no, he's chipped you as well.
Back post, yeah.
Back post.
Oh.
Back post.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Back post.
Good fucking shit, X.
Good buck, bud.
Oh my god, that is a brilliant bat.
Oh, I don't know.
What's up with that shit?
There you go.
He's got some rushing yards to that one.
Rich Ellison's back.
Hey, no disadvantage.
Rich Ellison was never injured, bruh.
Prue prue, bruh.
He's still shit.
He might be our top striker.
Rich Ellison doesn't start for fucking spurs.
for fucking spurs
he does not support a team that gets so defensive over it
are you going to admit it?
well charlison starts from a kill
did the brentford striker start from brazil?
no they both put him in
what a surprise
i like the charlison
put it in
jesus put it in
Oh, that's a computer.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's bullshit.
Also, Joe Pedro.
Come on, Jim. See, you got to fucking pass the ball, dude.
You're shit.
We're trying to survive. We're trying to survive.
We're trying to survive. We'll be back in that result.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm right. I'm right.
It's him.
I'm fucking trying.
I'm right.
I'm right.
I'm right.
I'm right.
I'm right.
I'm right.
I'm right.
I'm right.
I'm right.
I'm right.
I'm going to get you.
You're offside.
You're offside.
He's on.
He's on.
He's on.
Yes, go on, Jinx.
Get him.
Get him.
Back post.
Get him.
That's good football.
That's good football.
Yeah, I'm okay with other world in Jinx.
Go on again.
Try it again.
Get it.
Go on again.
Go on.
Sorry, Gates.
How did you get the guy?
Go on.
Bang him.
Bang him.
Wait, who's 6-7? Is that 8?
No, that's J.P.
We need to get rid of that as well, J.P.
That needs to stop.
I'm on the bedsheets now, though.
That's a bad one.
Get off me!
Did you just say you've got 6-7 bedsheets?
I do.
How the hell have you sort of missed that?
That's a Red Fan! That's G.B.H.
I know, but I thought I don't want to pass to him because obviously you're not gonna shoot in because you're American
You're probably score anyway, mate. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, I'm American. Yeah, fuck is that supposed to mean, bro?
Honestly, what are they doing here?
You know exactly what that means, bro. Yeah, on the football field, yes.
Nah, I'm not in the football field, though.
I took my AK-47s in schools, man.
Oh, I was taking a good one!
I'm gonna take it!
Then it'll...
J-A-P-L-E!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Come on, Jay!
I was holding it back!
No!
He's got two fucking goals!
Nice!
Yeah!
Yeah!
J-A-P-L-E!
That's done!
Thank you, Holly.
I
No, we're we're in we're in division four, but we can be in division five. Yeah, we've got to know three
Oh, actually you say something
You say something brother my speaking Swahili
Said yeah, is this how your streams always are because this is lit blood
And I just said bear air fan. I want no air like Chris Brown and Jordan Sparks blood lesser that change
Yes
We've got two axes to get call expressions as a you can call me by my name
Expression but we talking about we got you as a now listen, bro
Hey, I say that I'm bad. I said a stars and strikes blood a root beer a chicken tenders lesser that blood
Yeah
Yes, okay, we got expressions in xqc bro
Look the best division is division one this stop promotion to division three that was a good win guys
But I'm gonna say we should have got scored on twice
We got to clean up the passes in the back. We're taking too much pocket time
Get rid of the ball and get rid of the ball if nobody
You fucking mental.
You have a sling to target.
Also, also, you guys need to give options in the middle.
Whatever you have in the corner is the middle has no options.
Like, it's like, yeah.
Exactly.
Literally, exactly.
Populate the space, man.
We got to connect.
I'm going to be honest, that was rubbish in the back.
We were giving away the ball.
Jesus.
What the fuck is this?
Are you kidding?
What the fuck is this?
We're going to send.
We're going to send.
Are you fucking back?
Are you fucking back?
I'm fucking back.
You drunkers.
What do you think?
Hey, you're not doing it?
It was a close person.
Oh, sorry about that.
I just I just I just have to defend that because I thought the American to try and sell us out to play football.
How was the shot fucking that's what I'm saying.
Look at it like this, right?
In the last 20 years, England and America have the same amount of World Cup.
Start the game, bro.
Start this guy is not serious.
You're fucking soccer team is fucking shit.
If you've gone out, you're one player Christian fucking policy.
You're an ancient blaze, and West McKinney, and West McKinney, but West's a brown.
Ah, West, where's the McKennies?
Where's the McKennies?
Fuckin' shit, where's the McKennies?
Post came out, you fucking kid.
What's the West and McDonald's got, you know what I mean?
I don't see two of them.
I don't see two of them.
I don't see two of them.
Fuckin' cinnamon 7-eleven, fuckin' useless.
Pie, pie, you're not.
Bro, you guys might have a great team.
Oh, our international team is great, bro. Y'all have a great team every World Cup. What do you guys do?
You guys bottle every World Cup. I'm just gonna be honest
You know
About football bro, you get me from like obviously, but what's the American message is that?
Hey, what numbers politics for for USA blood is 7-eleven
I saw that on the back of the shirt, I saw 7-eleven fan, so I saw
I got it like this, bro.
He's really shit to the ball.
Yeah, he has to take him out of the workout.
What the fuck is the McKinney?
That's the McKinney.
That's shit.
He's so shit.
He's so shit.
I never heard that before.
All right, let's go, boys.
I want to walk in.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Just a slide.
I want to get a shit match, boys.
There we go.
Wait a minute.
Promotion match is a big game.
Jake, you got it.
You got it.
Jake, you got it.
That's your motivation.
These guys, these guys, he's got it.
He's got it.
We've to fucking manage it.
I need guys lives higher than shit dog fam
ay we're in
we're in
we're in
look we're in look how high they
are
they're dead
past the bone
back bastard
back off
why don't you greasy fuck
hey hey
past the bone
what the hell are you
PASS! Oh my god!
I'm wearing all that, I'm actually wearing one, mate.
Nice, I see you might as well see me in this.
That's not very nice, is it?
Why is that made a buzz, bro? You're too greedy.
You've been going like that.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll pass, I'll pass.
Oh, for a minute.
What a save, boy!
What a nice set!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Come on, I'm releasing that.
Come on.
Look, I'm hiding in line, it's just over the top, lad. I'm in, fam.
Switch it, man! Will Smith, switch, man!
Look, look at that side!
Fan chinist!
No one more!
Oh, man!
You want more?
Come on, James, bro!
Hey, pause, man!
I'm not mad at you, man!
You're making a fuss, boss!
Hey, hey, brother!
Bummer, bummer!
Sorry, sorry.
Nice football.
Alright, now, now.
Calm, now, now.
My car
My car
My car
My car
My car
My car
Jake, he's fucked off.
X is in fucking A because of his size.
But they don't want to pass!
Alright, we'll pass you, we'll pass you the ball now.
Come on, Jinx, you start passing, let's start fucking around.
I've been passing the entire game.
You haven't.
Yeah, you've not.
Alright, here we go.
Boys, it's Nill Nill with us.
Lacks, I want to say, for maybe she can't go through it.
It's pretty easy, I mean it.
You can't do this.
But Jinx can't go through it.
Oh, keep calm.
That's a card for you.
I didn't miss, lad.
That was a tackle fan.
Boys, we gotta look in.
I've seen better things.
I said I'm on the air.
I'm on the air.
How do I change my cam?
Go change your cam!
Oh, what?
What the fuck is that?
Oh, he's just got a fucking face.
He's just got a little face of a fucking look.
You've after the door was open, I saw it.
Promotion game for this promotion game.
Let's just get a grip.
I don't know if this was camera passing.
We might have some budget.
You could win a fucking header.
Gingy, you all right here, mate?
I'm doing it is
Can I have a fresh start where no one's angry at me?
Yeah, absolutely
Thank you
Thank you
There's nothing positive, come on
There's nothing positive, come on
That is a ball
That is a nice one
He can do this
Now you know what it was
I knew the challenge was coming in.
But I knew the challenge was coming in.
I'm a bad man of remixing my name.
I can't believe I just did the chap.
Oh my god.
He's just shitting hard.
Oh really?
Go to it!
Oh love the ball.
Oh, my god.
Oh my god.
He's down.
Relax, relax, relax, relax.
I'm ready for it.
Here we go.
Lock in, lock in, lock in.
Shit pass, Tinksy.
Fucking shit pass.
He cut you off, he cut you off.
I'll take.
Ex-Journey.
Get him, get him.
Drive.
I'm gonna get Ex-Journey.
Look inside.
Yes.
Ah, look at that.
I'm looking at him.
Yeah, corner.
I mean, this is one of the worst offense I've ever seen.
With all due respect.
That's an offense.
Take any injury.
I'm gonna go.
Tinksy, you're gonna go.
You're gonna go fullback.
It might be the worst fucking attacking I've ever seen bro. Holy fuck.
I feel like I'm watching a game.
Nice.
Like that.
Ooh, great ball.
Like what is that?
Run on it. Now I'm lucky.
Now I'm lucky.
We're never winning that ball.
Honestly, John, can you tell me how that feels?
It's nice to be on the same path.
Yeah, it is.
Nice.
Fucking foul by the cunt.
Stop!
Man, it's not the NFL 26, but the XC26.
I'm talking about half way line, half way yard, offense.
Right up.
It's attacking blood.
You know them way there.
It's formation, fam.
It's defense blood.
But inside, inside now.
Oh no, oh no.
We've got to move it quicker.
We've got to move it quicker.
Oh no, oh no.
Oh no.
Put it in the box.
I'm taking out.
Now!
It's only it's only one now keep it out of the snow my god
We're playing football. It's fine. No, you're chipping it up in the air like a bunch of fucking doggy
I'm on the floor.
No.
No, that's not me.
No, that's not me.
Yeah.
Terrible part.
It's the ping.
I'm on the EU.
It's the ping.
Well, it's bad.
What a challenge.
Right, let's get fucking rooms.
Oh, Jinx is here.
Oh, they have another one.
You just hit him.
You just hit him.
Jinx is shit, man.
Oh, hey, fuck you!
What we got?
Fuck you, shit!
We got a good one, boss.
We got a good one, boss.
We got a good one, boss.
Boys, I'm not joking.
Boys, we're so much better than these.
Let's just calm down, play a better passing football.
If you want to, get him behind a footballer.
We are not better than them.
We are.
We are.
These are shit.
I'm telling you what the fucking problem is.
Jiggins is playing right fucking women.
He's life striker.
That was a point.
Fucking your position.
That was a point.
That was a point.
Because there was an imposter.
What's an imposter?
What's your position?
No, no.
I'm playing promo after promo.
I need you to stay in position, Sam.
Yeah, the problem is, there's an empty fucking field out there, bro.
So who's our right midfielder?
Me.
Play out more, Jakey.
Pull your head out of your ass and play up.
I wouldn't have to take that phrase.
Jake, you've just got to stay central.
Just stay central.
Can we please get out?
Yeah.
Okay.
We've got this boys, we've got this.
Come on, come on.
There's so much space, Wingers.
So much space.
We just got knocked out over each other, and we'll be fine.
I agree, I agree.
But I'm going to be funny, Jinx. You need to stay in your position, mate, as well.
Also, does anybody else's...
Make a hell of a screen on black.
What's going on?
What's going on?
My screen is black.
My screen is black, too, black.
Yeah, I got a black screen.
That's been very popular.
I think it was a win that.
We've won this game, shall we?
Do we win?
They better give us this fucking win.
No, there's a bug.
I think...
Yeah.
I hear the game going.
Glitch.
Oh, you're playing?
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I can hear it!
Oh, shh!
What the fuck, boy?
You know, shh!
Bro, they're playing! I can hear it!
I can hear the fuck.
No, no, no, no, it's not that.
I can just hear the dressing room, I think.
No, here.
I can hear a ball being kicked, I can hear a ball being kicked.
Guys it's a bug, what should we do?
I can hold on for a second.
Apparently somebody's dashboarding in our team and it's hooked it.
Probably James, bro. Probably fucking James.
It has to be James.
He came to investigate it.
James even said he's fucking fast.
It's loading, it's loading, it happens when he said it.
It's loading.
Let's get up decked out while we work.
We can form team bonding in this session.
Yeah, we can.
Or we can just fuck you up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.
So look, what I think is the problem is
we keep doing this bullshit in the back
where we have like a center back
who just plays the ball 500 yards in the sky.
Hey, let's just dink some passes around, bro.
Right?
Paths move!
Paths move!
Slowly move up the field.
We don't have to score in one second, guys.
Right?
But when we get up the field,
we lost it very quickly.
Oh, he's right.
He's right.
Hey, that's not a good one.
You're losing very quickly.
Because my right midfielder, not going to name names, Jakey, is nowhere to be found,
so I have to take that space.
Jacksack!
Stop!
I mean, how?
Focus on your own game!
Guys, go on!
This is what I'm saying, it's broke.
No, I'm standing from GK, by the way.
So then there's three up into the middle, and nobody passes through them.
And then you guys walk the ball up the right line for no fucking reason.
Yeah, right, right.
The middle dies through the whole game, literally.
I like it.
I like the knowledge.
I like the knowledge.
this yeah should we just what should we do yeah I think we dashboard
I'm happy to dashboard and save it I was gonna say see really one person leaves it
it's a little but guys now ginger's garden it's not fix no I'm not gone I will
dashboard and see if it fixes it all right so guys so did it work or not no
I was in the game.
I was in the game.
We know the game.
We know the game.
We know the game.
We know the game.
Five, six, seven, eight.
We've lost that fucking joke.
We have to win two for a few seconds.
We have to win two in a row.
Let's everyone get back to the lobby and we'll go round one by one and say a piece
so we can all get on the same page.
It's okay guys, I'm back.
Go for it!
Come to me!
Come to me!
Oh thank God bro, hey come back!
Get in there!
It's been a hr about you by the way, okay, that's fine bro
You know what Jackie? I'm gonna fucking say it grow some fucking bollocks. You need it
You've lived the home for too long and been Molly coddle too long. It's fucking pro clubs mate. It's fucking war
I'll say the fucking problem links here, right
I'm passing a move now there. Yeah, I make mistakes right? Oh don't get upset
You don't need to go upset
I'm sorry. I'm trying to play some fucking FIFA my fist a clinch. Yeah
It's wrong you fucking boy. No, no, you can't climb a boy. No, Jiggy
I'm in this dressing room Jake. Yeah, I'm not a bully for brother thing is I was getting blamed by ginger's fat ass
Even though we should have had
Oh, wow, is that right is it
Jixie you've got to be more sensual you've got to be more sensual jixie and then look no one's on the right side of the
Field it's a fucking empty fucking wasteland. Who's our right wing?
Jakey fucking Davey. Jakey where are you?
Where are you? Toby will be right window. We'll be all right.
Jakey can go and fucking serve some of that bro.
We'll do it forever.
When you think of the best football club of all time bro.
Jakey you are a good laugh back to be fair.
When you think of the best football club of all time,
what do you think of? Prime Barca, right?
Prime Barca, right? Yep.
Best club of all time. Tiki Taka.
We're forcing it bro.
And now we have to win both games.
Yes bro, it's okay.
Not just so be it's so be it James. I'm gonna be honest
We should have probably had three goals in the first 20 minutes, but you do yeah
Yeah, it was sure thank you very much plan you guys in human language
I
Still the veterans right? Yeah, okay. I sent a question to win is needed from two
Already off the yesterday
You're right
was. It's correct. You know, no, no. It's hard to believe. No, it's not Skull. I'll
say my piece now if that's all right. I'll say my piece. All right, go on. And I'm going
to go player by player as you see when I heard that you were going in gold, mate, I'm going
to be honest. I thought, well, we have fucked it, but you've been nothing but a fucking
bright fucking sunshine. You've been fantastic, mate. I just want to say credit to where
credits to you. You've been brilliant. Well done, X. Yeah, I'll go to base in and
Kes at centre back. I think you used to really well. Okay. And I think you overall, you know,
I've seen a lot worse. And I think you've not been too bad. Jakey, I think you're fucking
shit, but you're in the team. So bet you're going to be fantastic on the winged pie and
Aaron, I think you've absolutely fantastic. I think at some point you should do all
onto the ball a little bit too long pie rather than just releasing it. Okay.
Expressions, oh my god.
You're having a fucking good bit.
You're having a good spell.
I can't really sit here and slag you off.
Now then, back to this fucking posh prick.
James C, why on earth, okay?
Are you playing right wing
when we're in the 35th fucking minute?
I'm the right striker.
That's my wing to run into.
And I can't because you're fucking stuck there
with your dick out, playing with your foreskin,
in your fucking position.
If you wanna go on the wing,
you go on the left wing.
Stop being so incompetent.
So I'm gonna try to stay as calm as I can when I reply
without literally burning my Xbox to the floor
or shutting off my PC.
Ginge, we should have had three goals
in 15 fucking minutes.
Well, you should have fucking scored, man, shouldn't you?
You didn't pass the ball, you greasy bastard.
You didn't pass the ball, bro.
And you're asking me about right striker, left striker?
Sure, bro, it doesn't fucking matter, man.
I need my right mid to step up into space
so I can play more.
That's what he means in the first game.
Jinx is great.
Well, does it matter?
We won three.
No, it didn't matter.
This is a promotion match.
Get your shit together.
Clean up the passes in the back.
And let's win this football match.
And we go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
We win this.
Get your half to do it.
We have to.
He's not here yet.
And he's our goalkeeper.
So we are.
We got to wait.
Oh, wait, we got to.
Generally, though, if I keep getting sports,
that shit. I'm going on Roblox.
All right, go on. I'm generally Jake.
If you went on Roblox, I guarantee all of our chats would spam W.
Chad, if you want Jakey to go on Roblox, put W in the chat.
In that kids game.
Yeah, it is. That's why I have to play it.
Wait.
He's just going to go on there and go,
Jakey having a good time.
Live chat spamming W's.
SQC's chat spamming W's.
So I'm saying, Jakey's chat spamming W's.
My face chat spamming W's.
saying W use everyone's happy if you use to go on Roblox Jake if you want
What'd you do on that game? What's the what's the objective? I play dress through impress comp
Can you explain that to us?
She's six what you actually
Yeah, I was just at my step he dresses himself so you dress yourself for themes
I said you were fucking fantastic and you go in and go when I when I was actually
heard that you wanted to go in now I was a bit scared and then you've been nothing
but fucking fantastic so you know what you know what I was scared about but I've
I've seen some improvement and I think this is going to be a promotion right here.
Come on, two wins from two.
Two wins from two.
Come on boys.
Come on boys.
Come on boys.
I feel like the GC handles the ball in the centre-middle field.
This is the one boys.
We have to win this for a promotion challenge.
We have to win this first game.
Body's on the fucking line.
Yeah, have to do it.
Jason, do you play the blocks through the afternoon?
Not usually.
It depends really.
It depends what mood I'm in you know.
Why is that when you're going to tell your dogs to stop going on it, mate?
I just must something point to me over there and go,
he was being groomed and molested.
Oh, fuck it.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Grim, I don't think the word molesting was needed, person.
Listen, there's no opening to eight grand for you to bomb me.
I'm worried by trust and pressure.
I'm doubling my bombing, then.
Man, that's my new job.
Right, come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
I'm getting too lost. Come on.
We have to win these two games, you know.
We have to win.
We have to win.
We don't have any answers.
Vamall, keep it in.
Keep it in.
Vamall, good start.
Good start.
I haven't played an interesting game, I think.
I've dropped. I've dropped.
Vamall!
We've got men over it.
We've got to defend.
We've got to defend.
Delay delay
Love that safely
I wouldn't I wouldn't that's the shit I'm talking about that's the shit. I'm talking about you and not say that's a
Try to play on the floor
No!
Hey!
Hey!
Me and Ryan used to have a goosebumps!
We had a goosebumps!
Kill them, fuck off!
Are you guys blind or what?
No, we're fucking...
No!
We're also deaf now as well.
What he is!
Get it out!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Fucking get it now!
I'm on it, I'm on it!
Use a full shit!
I'm a jinx on that one.
He's fucking wide on the wing and we've not played it.
Fucking play the simple passes
for the set please
The club won't be a private and people will be joining it the people from someone's charts joining the club
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
Oh, my God.
Three, two, one.
Two, one.
Come with them. Come with them.
We've got to get forward, look.
Yeah, man.
This is our fucking target, man.
Oh, I've got to get the fucking target, man.
I was going to pass the teams, but I thought...
That's all right.
It's not all right.
Can you forward? One, please.
Come on, come on, come on, that's the round of support that this can all pay!
Come on, come on, same again, same again.
Go on, go on, go on, I haven't fucking run it in.
Go on, Jinxie now, I'm off you.
It's in the middle of the passage.
It's A.I. it's so annoying.
This A.I. is so annoying.
Oh, he's taking the piss.
Fuck you, man.
We just hit him.
Jake is actually good at left-back.
Well, in jerky.
We're getting counter-attacked here because Jake's not in position.
I'm in position. I'm going to tap you wing back.
So how could he?
I'll tap him anyway.
Nice.
Jakey on the fucking floor.
I mean, how many times do I got to say it, bro?
But I don't have a vocal for that.
Just keep the ball on the floor if he's got a strong beard.
Send me that, send me that.
Try Jinx, he'll never get heart palpitations.
I can listen to him.
That is a fucking...
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
He's the first.
No, no, no.
Back in line left side left side. Yeah, you got that
Love that you driven
That's how you do it, mate. That's how you do it.
I'm gonna go against a real person, bro.
They are. No, they're chasing us here.
They're showering me like a god. I can't get by him.
It's not AI. You're just shit.
He doesn't even have a game attack.
Come on, boys.
They changed it.
No one had a game attack. You dumb fuck.
I can see the game attacks right now.
Oh, what the fuck? I can't.
Left.
Like a line.
Someone's just smashed him downstairs, Jake.
Absolutely.
Oh
We're fucking got this Jinksie such in the way me engines won't be green robin will check out for the game with the med
I'm here. Nice. So go with it. What the fuck?
I
Are you sure to fuck you money then shouldn't you
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
Vinay, Vinay.
Fuck he's not coming.
I'm going to get that bounce.
Back out here, back out here.
Nice team.
Oh, no!
I'm sorry, no, Aaron, send me, Aaron, send me.
Aaron, Aaron, would you?
Nice, lovely.
Oh, come on.
I'm going to win that.
Come on, come on, tell me, tell me.
Oh my God, again.
Inside the set.
Oh, look at that.
On the floor, Pie.
Yeah, but that's all needed to be played over the front there.
On the back.
Oh, my.
Oh, that's right!
Oh, my God.
Yes, Roy!
Oh, yeah, to play me X.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Well done, Roy.
Good try, good try.
Oh, change right half.
Oh, the full point.
I just thought it was the L1.
The L1 game is better.
Yeah, the other one is pretty shit I can't lie.
Well done lads, that was fucking weird.
Not a bad happen.
Thank you Pymate.
You can if you want.
You just gotta keep looking.
Keep going, come on.
Come on, we've got the fucking win here.
We've got a squad for this football club here man.
Now he's coming to you, patience.
I'm noticing a little bit of selfishness from James though.
I don't know.
Like, I only pass to him, he never passes to me.
you know what I'm saying? I don't know.
Maybe you just got Colfrid more.
Maybe you just got Colfrid more, Jinx.
I just feel like the more I call for it, the more he wants it to not pass.
I don't know. He's like sick in the head.
Like Jinx, I think he's going to open.
Jinx, Jinx, Jinx. Listen, do you know what?
I'd like to apologize.
I'd like to say I'm sorry that I'm so much better than you at this game.
It's not fair, it's not fair.
Is it gonna happen again?
It's gonna happen again.
Not again!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna change.
Hello, mate.
Yeah?
I shout it downstairs.
You know I'm robbing the place and you just shout back up, no?
Well, good job.
This game is fucking shut up!
It's all gonna pop!
Come on!
They have a hundred billion dollars.
It's all good.
The game is worth every year!
How much is it worth every year?
Fucking cents, man!
Like, oh my god!
How much is it worth every year?
Fucking cents, man!
Like, oh my god!
How much is it worth every year?
It's all good!
It's all good!
It's all good!
as well it's so shame oh my god
I believe that's promotion as well that's promotion
but how does a game I let no actually actually like how does a game with so much
money get worse every year who would you like this game dead ass thank you like
fire all those motherfuckers all right great now I repress again I get to be
said again this is fucking annoying. That was promotion. Oh,
we're fucking that's fucking bullshit. And if we win another
game, we'll get another we'll get another. Yeah, if we win the
next game, we can get promotion again.
We're all done. You're listening to point there really. And it
is a fucking joke. It is a fucking joke. Like, nothing
works on this for the money you pay for it. You think about
the game. And tell us what you think about it. Yeah, go
He's very quiet.
Oh yeah, I love this game.
What?
Fuck it all!
He's been paying 50 grand saying that.
Just see it, it's a chance fair.
It's just got in that base.
It's a chance fair, it's just got in.
Clubs of shit, it's so buggy and crap.
Oh yeah, all my teams are amazing.
All my teams are amazing.
What am I laughing at?
Hi guys, it's Person 827.
Welcome to football life.
Bro, this shit happens again. I'm gonna fucking shut this shit off. This is fucking it all.
We should have wins! We should have wins! We have one shit!
Yeah, at least this store works so everyone can spend money, guys.
Yeah. Oh, getting VivaPoints, that'll take one second, but loading into the second half, it's like fucking what we're over to right now.
We should have been promoting him! We should have been promoting him!
I thought that was the first gunshots that man heard in Tampon Springs, man.
I thought that was Tampon Springs gunshots. That's the only gunshots.
Hey, did you hear that?
Is he still with us?
Those are the first shots we heard from Tampon Springs, bro.
You know what? I believe you, fam. I'm sorry.
Wait, that was my hands up.
That was my hands up, fam.
Like the cuffs.
It's your everyone's death.
Yeah.
That's because man still says to wins to promotion
Maybe that's why the other guys left early on they prevented it because
Glitches on half-time they leave before this is fucking unbearable
Jinji got captain you change that enable join live to off. Yeah, I will do I need captain a firm finger
Oh, what? So then they can't do that?
Yeah, can we change the information?
And then it doesn't work out.
Subject.
Can you change me to an attacking wing back?
I feel it suits me better.
Actually, while I'm here.
You want me to do what?
All right, so I... I don't feel you can help.
Right.
Did the disruptor, Jason?
Thank you, Tommy.
That's what you do.
Come on.
We can use that last game for motivation.
Well, guys, as long as I mentioned it,
I'm not sure I don't my knee and I don't interested. No one's ass. I don't my knee and no
I don't love it. It's a big mess. I'm sorry. Shall I play another one? I'm gonna play one
more and then I might get on VR. I might get on VR. You ready?
Have you seen the race yet mate? I actually don't know. So if I send you a picture
It's calling it. Yes, because I'm a qualified physio
W this game is fucking dog shit, bro. I'm looking about yeah, no, do you know what I fucking agree, mate?
No matter fucking money you can pay me to for me to lie. It's fucking wank
The thing is that it like
Bridgetrinch inch
Red Bull mate
It pains me about how much it's gone downhill there, like, you know, it's because there's so much potential like there are like good things on it
But it's just too many things break like just too many fucking basic things with the money they've got shouldn't happen like yeah
Come on come on is it exploits with it or not?
Is it outside using the game and then I'm exploiting the game though
Is this it or do something maybe on the half-time that bugs the game?
Apparently
People's really it's when somebody presses like the home page on if you're playing on console
Really bullshit, but what on the other team?
No, I got an hour team safe people playing on Xbox which I haven't done it
I haven't pressed the Xbox button
Apparently it glitched it but I don't know. All right guys when we go to half time everybody pull your controllers down
Everybody I can play as Preston hands in the air
I feel it's like impressive wasn't it?
Well, it's an easy one though, Nibble.
I barely have jinxed it.
You know I can't fucking out.
What are you acting like, totally jacking out a walk again, huh?
Mate, I can't lie to you, that doesn't look good.
That does not look good.
You heard it before, did you hear a crunch as well, or a snap, Jerk?
I heard a crack, like a sound effect crack, like a...
a B for two violence and ten crack.
Yeah, but did you feel a sharp pain with it?
Yeah look at his face on the video.
I told you I was going to be okay.
I went down.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Come on boys.
We're going to the big leagues.
Barely a Tuesday in season.
Don't log out.
You're not going to get the last one.
I mean
I'm out of time.
Mate, it's the first 20 seconds.
I'll probably score again.
I live on.
Go on.
That was creepy.
Sometimes you've got to test a goalkeeper.
You've got to test a goalkeeper.
Bro, you're testing a cameraman, bro.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Why if you want a ball, they just pass to each other?
Switch, yeah!
Switch that!
How do you build out that? Do you build out?
I mean space, space, space!
That's like this man!
Inside, inside, inside!
There we go, there we go!
Step up, bitch!
Behind it!
My ball!
Oh!
Whatever's well, sorry my bad, well done boys, good football so far!
You got that?
Right, good pressure!
There's a fucking general, innit?
Do you want a ball?
Do you want a ball?
We're projecting nicely.
Apple VJ.
Can you go on, have a run? Have a good run.
I'm gonna have fun.
I'm gonna have fun.
Have a good one. Have a good one.
Have a good one.
Have a good one.
Oh, my God.
You gotta score that, man.
Shut the fuck up!
It's a good try.
It's not a scoring position.
It is, mate.
I've been here before.
My company is trying so hard.
If he's not scoring position,
why the fuck are you shooting then, you dumb cunt?
Oh, my God.
Nice, man.
That's not nice.
Is it?
No one's at my door.
Front left.
The ring is still there.
I know.
Yeah, a bit like yours, isn't it? Every single fucking time.
Get up, bitch.
Nice.
Nice and stuff. One more?
Yeah.
I'm getting crashed. GG.
I'm gone. I'm gone. I'm gone. I'm gone.
Oh, man.
The next is gone.
Expressions!
Oh!
Oh, no.
That's for now.
Ex-PG's crashed.
You can join back, I think, right?
No, we just turned it off.
That's pretty sure he couldn't, yeah.
No, we just turned it off.
I wouldn't play with a shambler that often.
Yeah, we did, we did just shambler.
No, I did not, of course not, what was that?
I don't know, I hear it.
No, he did it, brother.
Oh, wait.
Yeah!
Yeah!
What the f*** is that?
What the f*** is that?
What the f*** is that?
What the f*** is that?
I looped out with my celebration, brother.
What's going on, fam?
No, I used to play football.
Did you see that?
That's how you pass the ball, mate.
I've played football a lot, but f*** it here.
I used my mouse.
Nice.
You're playing with a keyboard.
Oh, you got the mouse.
All right.
I've got him in use in a mouse.
Yeah, I'm the only one who scored in a system.
What do you like?
I've been playing.
Right, what are you doing?
I was under pressure from three players.
Oh, I can't get it out.
the club and then press the leave again you can request to join back again it
says that life join life disabled it's done the splits
Go and bang him Jeff, you bang him.
You'll have to win me until after the game.
Oh, he's good, he's good.
Lying on him bro, love it.
There we go.
Nice boys, go!
Acus, Acus, Acus!
There's another one.
You are absolutely
You are
You are
fucking terrible.
You are so fucking bad.
Pass.
Oh, he couldn't have done it.
He's taking release!
Just four.
You could have scored.
Did you have the ball, though?
What?
Oh, lucky, unlucky.
Lucky, unlucky.
Lucky, unlucky.
I can't do it all by myself.
You know what I mean?
I'm playing striker with one person here and that's myself by myself.
I'm doing my best.
We're playing with time.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
What do you say, Bates?
Wow.
Me?
I'll buff you.
Oh, my God.
Oh, nice.
Get ready.
Get ready.
Come on.
You've got it all against fast.
We're solid here, Bates.
We're solid at the back.
Very solid.
Oh, I like it.
One more.
One more.
I like it.
Finish that.
Oh, my God.
What a terrible pass from Jim.
That is on the left.
Can I get a pike set?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
316
Man!
It's not the time for 360s
Nice, that's what it is
I just want to give a little fucking speech if I'm honest
I want to give a little fucking speech
Do we got to hear the speech? Do we got to hear it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Listen, first of all, we fucking go in at halftime there one minute
Alright, that's the fucking main thing
Because we've had a half of fucking fight
We've had a half of a passion
I would have kept the ball on the fucking floor and that's what I like
But the one thing that I can't help but know is is we are playing with two strikers, and I can only fucking see one
You gotta get in the game man. I can't do it all dude. You've got a 10-member Lily Philips fam
We need you in the game. No come on G
Every time I get the ball there's a defender inside of my ass. How about blame me when I'm on a fucking run?
Oh my god.
What am I telling you guys?
I'm not supposed to fuck with me.
Fuck with us.
I'm not screaming.
I'm not screaming.
Fucking season.
It'll be alright.
You've got to tell me to stop fucking you.
Focus.
This is my boss.
It's our boss.
Shit balls.
Come on.
Mind me.
Line.
Look.
Look.
Inside.
Yes.
One more again.
One more again.
One more.
One more.
There you go.
Oh my god, like I told you, a fucking 10 man.
I'm going to punch this guy in the face.
I'm going to punch this guy in the face.
And he took him, man.
Shut up!
Fucking waste of fucking space.
And if anything he can fucking host a duo tournament,
his team's going to have one fucking player,
because he is I.S.
Right, have a look at the title.
What the fuck is that?
Ah, that's what the thing is.
I.S.
There you go.
Go on, send me, send me, send me.
Oh, Jesus.
Send me, send me.
Where's Jekyll?
In there, Jekyll.
Oh, that's it.
I'll make it in.
It's very cool.
We're in here.
Very convincing.
The edge, someone going inside.
That's the publisher.
Show me, show me.
Show me.
Show me.
Show me.
Get ready, get ready, Axe.
Yeah.
Jinkse!
You are fucking in the goal.
My days, bro.
Jinkse!
What the fuck are you doing there?
Jinkse, pull it back!
Oh, jinkse!
Oh, I mean, you see what I mean?
He's got a fine beard.
He is an absolutely fucked-up.
Dude, this guy's making me up!
Jens, Jens!
Y'all guys!
What?
Y'all are you pregnant?
Are you actually pregnant, Jens?
What the fuck is that?
Why are you here so cold?
I'm just handing him the ball!
Whatever might this guy's got, I think I might need it.
Yo, how does one survive in here?
I've never noticed.
I think he's the good footballer he's got everywhere man!
I'm past the fucking ball!
I'm playing football!
We're fucking playing it properly, stop trying to be a jizz-billy while you just fuck up every time!
Hey Jesus!
I will play you an ultimate scene tomorrow!
For any amount of money!
You're not getting this game!
You are dog shit!
Come on!
I'm so much better than you and people!
Lie me down before I kill myself!
That's probably the only way I can play that ball!
Hey, GTA!
I said back post! You can do anything black!
Whip it!
On edge sir, on edge!
What the fuck?
What is that thingy? What the fuck is that?
That is the summation game!
Where is our left back?
Where is our left back?
I can't believe it!
You see them goals!
Where is our left back?
Playman!
Right, I'm on your left.
Oh that is going middle there.
Jinx's got three head in.
The Attenus is warning.
Good arms.
Come closer.
Alright here we go.
Smooth and ball.
Flats!
That's easier.
Hey bro.
Good football.
You're so far back.
Get your foot out of there.
It's a big field drop in it here.
I'm real.
Yeah you don't need to be sat around.
Tank!
Garma!
Garma!
Garma!
Right one two, pick me up, Bates.
I'm gone, I'm gone.
Oh
Go on a slow turn of primary
Pop across pop across. Oh, yeah
Now we go now we go
Robbie, what have you made that run, Robbie?
Cover me, cover me!
No, it's not a leg!
There's one more!
Go back, go back!
One more!
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Take it easy, now relax, now relax.
Nice. Take it easy.
Overlap, Jakey, nice.
We're good.
Go on, get it!
Where did he go?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Run, man, just to land off, man!
It's the pain, man! I can't believe this!
It's the pain, man!
It's the cutting way, you fucking idiot!
Oh, why do you give me a shot?
Why do you give me a shot?
And now your striker's doing a fucking centre-backs job.
Come on, guys.
What place? What place?
Get on the ground. Send me.
Don't send him. Don't send him.
No, no, no.
I wasn't even passing it to Jakey.
Jakey, what are you doing?
Emotion match! It's a broach match, Jakey!
Just sit. Just sit in 10 minutes.
Guys, line.
I'm trying to stop you now.
Ginger, I'm inside, I'm inside.
Stop, stop. Don't go past them.
Just relax, Jakey.
I just need my name.
Hey, James, what do you want me to do, man?
You want to grow wings and fly?
How about you fucking win at least?
You're a mess.
Win at fucking Hadoe.
Challenge for the ball.
Do something.
What do you want?
We can't lose. We cannot lose.
We've got to come we've got to come we've got to come guys we've got to come
switch if you need
me and jinn's got the link up on the side bro we've been doing it we'll get oh
You want to do it here?
Release it!
Come on, guys!
Two more expressions!
Yes!
All expressions!
I don't want to hear no exes in this chat!
No exes!
All expressions!
That destiny chowk back!
Say my name, lad!
Let's go!
Well done, expressions!
Alright, well done!
I mean, bro, bro, the five-yard passes claiming the system.
I'm telling you, sorry, pass is incomplete.
But by it's a... Oh my gosh.
Wait, wait a minute, isn't that Jamesy's first successful pass of the game?
Yes, probably.
Yo, yo.
Now the play goes for a throw-in.
I think it actually might be, and more than the 86 minute.
Oh my god, what is that?
Are you joking? That was a normal pass.
and again. Oh, listen, it's all right though. It shows.
You know, you're you're bro, you're playing against his own
person. But I've ever seen team chemistry improvements for
this big game. Now we don't we just we just well invite
it. We did it.
Hey, the best thing is that we've not only done it we've done it with ten fucking men well done boys
Unbelievable
What's happening right now, bro? What is this?
Yo, bro, I'm a jimmy man in the match performance my G matter the match performance on the headset
Hey, well done. I'm expecting goals. Well done. Well done. Yeah
Come on, bro. We got stop this problem. I know it was you that made them edit the whole thing and they're just messing up my name
But I know I had no input on that. Yeah, I have no input left put right put yet every put black shop
I know you would run play listen. I can't with you blood. I can't 90 to 90
I'm actually spiraling my knee. I added you. Yeah. Come on, big dog, big fucking. And
I heard you say on your stream, you owe me money. So would you owe me money for black?
I've forgotten
Say that when I gave when I get to the chat. She said oh you mine. No, I do it still for the game show. I
Can't remove it
Instead of that money give me give me vision fan not not against Prime though. Give me a easy game blood
Bro, I want to score chat. I want to play one more so I can score
Bro, I like every time I get the ball I'm in a fuck scenario every time I'm wired up and Jim shoots
I'm bowing my mind. This is it boys if we win we're up.
Right listen listen forget that listen there's a bigger picture that we need to look at and
there's someone that's getting away with fucking murder but I'm not be I am not playing another
game in a 4-4-1 it's a 4-4-2 where's the second striker he's not hitting the target he's
He's not passing the ball.
He's not winning headers.
He's not pressing.
What can he do?
He is fucking ass.
He's not sensitive.
He's not scored yet.
Do you know what, Jinx?
You might have to go right back, bro.
You want me to put my striker build out right there?
Listen, listen, what's the point in being up front, mate?
That's the car myself.
That's it, bro.
Right.
You might as well go there.
You're right.
You're right.
Who was the craziest cover on global time?
Yeah.
Yeah
So when I do get the ball, I'm getting literally Bonnie blue in the box and I get the ball
There's no more guys inside of me when I body lose go global black
When I'm wide open our Jin's just shoots, and it's just some
People are inside you know
Open the view I mixed the wrong way around
Yeah, you can't I'll be offering yourself wide-opening guys enable like oh yeah jump to enable it
Yeah, but no cuz acts that's what makes us crash how do you fix the camera by the way?
How do you fix it?
Yeah
I know how to get to it how I get to it go to camera settings and make it come up on pro club
How do I get to the camera? Do I click like deep out of something? Yeah, you have to do it in freezing it
You have to do it in the game. I think Jin see
I'm actually in that.
Yeah, when we're defending just quickly do it.
It's like settings, camera settings, and then you can just pick whatever one you want.
Alright, Cobb's the best one, I think.
No, I know, I just didn't know how to do it. I just didn't know how to do it.
Cool, right.
Well, listen, listen.
Since we're on the topic, do you want another controls to pass, shoot and fucking cross as well?
Have you ever had to phrase pot cool, cow, black, ginger?
Er, no, I've heard this phrase of 1-0.
Jinx you've got to fight, Jinx you've got to fight
What's he called him, milk pie?
What's that meant by mean sorry pie?
It's the same as people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones at you
You should have said that one
Appreciate you, fight, Jinx
I'm never gonna say that
That was a bit clear
In Ultimate Team just let me know bro
Let me know man
Yes right, fuck
You'll never beat me, you'll never beat me at this game
Oh you'll never beat me here
He lost to me the other day
Oh fuck you, you should have fucked up your asses bro
Stop that, it's been a long, long fight to get here
Every player now has to dig deep again.
All right, is he there, boys?
Yes, he's there.
Yes, he's all on the line.
Do you want me to do it?
Remotely, man.
Quick start, quick start.
Go to settings.
Go to game settings.
Best hand, man.
Then go to camera,
and then go to close camera,
and put it on co-op.
I just see this camera,
it was like he was watching out of a fucking drone.
But then it plays like he's been fucking shit.
Well, then, boys, well...
It doesn't help how he's playing
with his fucking eyes closed.
Let's play football lads.
Let's play football.
Come on, nice.
What a fucking win, boy.
I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone.
I'm on the floor.
Oh my god, I'm not gonna make it.
I'm not gonna make it.
Come on, let's play a match.
I'm not gonna make it.
We have to win this game, boys.
You have to win this game.
Offside.
He's miles off.
Miles off.
Yeah, good one.
Come on, boys.
Good line.
Switches off.
Oh, fucking hell.
Switch, switch, switch.
Nice, genius.
If you need jerky, that'll do. Have it back. Go on, I'll have it back.
Guys, fuck not this. Go and get your bit of cameras. I like it boys, go on!
Oh, man.
Oh, you greedy bastard.
Be a team with him. Come on.
Exactly.
Get this on the head. Buck on the short corners. You lose it every time.
That post.
That's all he's got.
Rather than getting counted.
That's true. When that... Love it.
Come on, man.
Bro!
Oh, shit, they hit the shot.
Oh, it's more.
Nice.
They don't want it.
Roy's!
Oh!
Yeah, look out there.
See what I mean.
See what I mean.
See what I mean.
Oh, we're firing them boys.
We need to go to the game.
We're firing them.
He's hiding behind the defenders.
He's not even sprinting to press him, he's not bothered.
And he's saving his energy, that's what he's doing.
Oh look, see.
What are you going to say that one middle middle middle?
Oh my goodness.
What a goal.
What a goal.
3-2 games.
3-2 games.
You know what I'm saying?
I know what I'm saying.
The thing about that as well as expressions is that's all you.
you come on gee I'm doing my best to help him I'm doing my best to help him
boys I'm doing my best in the middle try a little driven jigsaw
but he's fucking easy as well as fucking dumb bastard
I got gold there.
Oh, did it not, did it not?
So where were you then?
Was we didn't have the ball?
That's going.
Keep it going, keep it going.
Operating up position far too easily.
Um, I'm trying to pass to Toby.
Sorry.
Matt has not been good enough today.
Neither have you.
Neither jinxed you.
I mean...
Most of the time, Jake,
I'm playing in fucking your position.
Ooh.
Left and right.
Guys, we're friends.
Well, we've got this, boys.
Clashroom.
I don't know.
Oh, he's fouled him.
Oh.
How long has that advantage?
Oh, my God. Nice one, Jake.
Well done, mate.
And some shit on his ass.
Is that the box?
That's a nice little free kick.
Ha ha ha.
Away.
Hello.
Come on, mate.
Come on, um...
Gimme, gimme.
Oh, I don't know.
Just be careful, Jake.
It is your life, mate.
Can we go?
Can we step up, boys?
Can we go?
Oh my god, Jinxy's actually blocked that by the way, by the way.
Oh, nice one, Jinx.
He actually did block that.
Did you bounce off his head?
Come on.
I've just realised, Jinxy's got Jakey's bro's hair cut in real life.
Oh, I fucking got that.
Oh my god, give him!
Oh my god!
He's got to be there!
He's got to be there!
You have to play it quicker!
He's on the same page just saying
I don't know what he's talking about, lad.
He's trying to keep it to himself.
Oh, my gosh, lad.
He can't pass through.
Got to lock in, boys.
The audacity of him to shout stuff like when that when he's done fuck off.
Now we go. Now we go.
Inside, inside, inside, inside, look.
you're the one you still turn me on football's coming home again
Go on, Jinx, go on!
What a finish!
Come on, Jinx, your turn!
That's a goal!
Oh, Jinx!
He's having a fucking stupid point!
That's a goal and an assist, bro!
I have an 8.7 player rating.
I can't speak for the defense, but I'm playing!
Go on, go on, go on!
Oh, God!
Look him on when I'm there.
Inside, and again.
I know, I know, I'm trying to find the ball.
Is that your feet?
Is it?
Back of your arm, back of your arm, back of your arm.
Oh my God, nice.
Touching back.
Great, great, great.
Whip your back post.
Shit, shit graph, shit graph.
Rushed it, it's not rushed it.
Without doing defensive duties as a striker.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
I tried, I obviously tried.
Nice one, nice one.
Oh, nice one.
I'm present for my game, my dad.
Nice one, Pai.
fucking every shot going in
Do we even have a keeper back there?
We got a hologram
We got a hologram
I mean, every week I told you bruh, listen
Hey, I'm saying what you say bro, I'm copying you
No, I'm saying I'd leave a carrier
You said I
I'd leave a carrier
We can score for it, we can definitely score for it, we've got it in us.
I haven't seen it.
Let me say this.
I have played goalkeeping for two years.
I don't know what's happening defensively, bro.
The word is giving, they're running through us guys, come on.
You sit as this game, come on, let's look in.
Agreed.
And can I also just say one thing?
I think the attack this game has been a lot better.
I think we've been fluid, I think we've been passionate,
and I think we've been aggressive on the front foot,
high pressing.
The defence is fucking terrible.
On that, I think Ian Bateson have been left quite exposed in the back.
Yeah, Jakey, you're fucking shit mate, that's about to be your last game.
That may as well be a tunnel, there's got to be a tunnel.
We're exposed, we're exposed back here.
Depend on me, Jakey, because you keep fucking off, me and Pye have to cut at you, so there's no big deal.
And then we go from two in the middle to fucking one.
We're not here.
You're not in that club's back up.
I'm fucking...
Jakey, you're done again.
I just like the expression of that.
We need to get bracelets this off boys.
We need to get bracelets.
We can get the vouchers down right now.
Oh my, Jakey shot a square, that one more.
Focus, focus, focus.
I'll wait for the five. Love, Connolly.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Quick bit.
Oh.
You bastard.
That's it.
That could be dangerous.
Hey, hey, hey!
Well, it looked promising, but Kendon Norfolk in the end.
Runging, did you go there?
Oh, that's shit.
Oh, my God.
God fucking kidding me.
That was him for jerky, that was him for jerky.
God fucking dammit.
Great.
It's your turn, man.
We need four goals, come on.
Does the ball throw the ball?
Does the ball throw the ball?
What is the ball?
It's incredibly quiet.
We need a quick ball.
Gengar, Gengar, Gengar, Gengar!
GENGAR, GENGAR, GENGAR, GENGAR!
Fucking God, why'd you fucking blind stupid?
Fucking hanging ugly fucking skinny twats. Oh my god
Do you
Oh my god, get him off the ball. Get him off the ball. Get him off the ball. Get him off the ball.
Get the fucking balls.
The time is waiting if we draw, do we get it?
No, no, we have to win. We have to win. Three more goals.
Three more goals. We don't need it.
Come on, boys. We don't need it.
Go. Hatch it, cover it in shortly.
You've got to press the centre half when they're on the ball, Jinx.
Jakey, you're going to get centre off, bro.
Nice fight, well nice. Go, release, release, go!
Ginger, look at the room, they've built you a tower.
Fed him now, Fed him now, look at this, I've done it!
What's up, Cardi?
Finish down!
It's Cardi!
It's Cardi!
It's Cardi!
Oh, come on!
Come on!
It's Cardi!
It's Cardi!
It's Cardi!
He can't lock in here, he's a player!
He's here, he's a player!
He's a player, he's a player!
Come on!
This is what happens when you pass!
Bro, this is what happens when you pass!
This is what happens when you fuck him, this is what happens when you make a run!
I've made runs all night!
Zachary, I'm finding you.
Oh my god.
Okay, get out, get out, get out.
What is going on?
I'm not going to stand here.
We're countering now.
We're countering now.
Oh, I can't.
It's in the light!
It's in the light!
Me neither!
I'm fucking playing!
Get out of here!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Rebel!
Get in the ball!
Come on!
And we want more!
Come on!
Come on!
We go again, we go again!
Fucking it team!
Come on boys!
They don't want it!
They don't fucking want it!
There's all the camera, there's all the camera.
Fight you up in the 14-0!
They do not want it boys, they do not want it.
Push them!
Just be careful diving Jake!
You do not want to
Come on guys, come on in!
Now we all get back!
We don't step back, we keep doing what we do.
Come on!
Go for the fucking throat!
Middle side takes it inside, he's defending!
He's feeling another one tingling, he's been going in!
Come on!
Come on!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Champagne football!
Let's go!
Expensive champagne as well!
Come on!
Yep!
The Don Perrion's out!
Oh my god!
We have been in this position before!
He's doing nothing, fucking flip!
He's doing nothing, fucking flip!
He's doing nothing, fucking flip!
Lock in, lock in and see the game out.
Game management, game management!
He's doing nothing, he's doing nothing!
How did they do that?
We should stay away from him.
When we play silly, we do silly shit.
We should stay aggressive.
Left.
We have a left winger, get back!
He's fucking fat, Olga!
He's fucking fat, Olga!
Oh my God.
Come on.
Oh my God.
That's my character, dude.
Let's keep it down to the rest.
Dude, you're jumping out the air.
What is that?
I told them to come pay for Jackie's crimes, bro.
I'm doing okay.
What are we doing here?
Focus, focus, focus.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Yeah, you know what? We can do that.
You see what I'm saying?
Yeah, we can do that.
Is that gonna plug time?
Fuck it, it's it!
Oh no, that's so greedy.
So fucking greedy.
There's nothing on for me there!
Just turn it back, man.
You don't like anything all over.
Stand in, stand in.
No, I'm fucking going!
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
Oh my fucking god!
Sake!
It's not just...
It's just, it's just we're always up.
I can't do anything.
Hey, boys, focus!
Focus, we've got ten minutes!
Come on, instead of staying on your line, just run out the ball there, it's better than that.
Just run to the ball. Cut him off. Come on, come on.
He's done it, he's done it, he's done it.
We go again, we go again.
Let's go in this.
Now, stand again.
You're fucking kidding me.
Not trying to hide.
He just got about 16 seconds.
I have a question.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No!
No!
We won.
Please stand in the middle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I was peeing for a ball.
Come on.
Well, you missed the ball, mate!
You're fucking kidding me!
What is Toby doing?
What?
Fucking ball!
The pinball for my reasons!
Here we go, here we go!
Aaron, use me, use me!
Here we go!
No, we go!
Why can Toby have to pick in the wrong classes?
Jakey can go forward now.
Devate, devate, we'll play you.
I've been offered the largest to kill.
I
Know we actually need this
Stop on the police!
Never gonna do that!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Must win it!
Must win it!
Oh my God!
We're off the clip-time track, they're trying to...
I'm fucking...
I'm just going to piss you off, we're fucking...
I'll be in a few clips tomorrow, eh?
Tomorrow, eh?
At least we'll get a few clips.
Yeah, yeah.
What the f-
I am cuing me.
I mean, feel like the mum's just been shot.
That was piss-poor, can't it?
I think they had seven shots on it all,
and seven shots, I'm not even kidding.
Oh, for f-
I feel...
You know what, let's just be sure to watch.
I will say, I will f-
I will f-ing say one thing, right?
I've took the piss out of Jinxie today,
and we were f-ing having a laugh,
but me and Jinxie
a fucking genuinely carried the fuck out of that game and all you have to do all
you have to fucking do was not concede two goals in ten minutes and you fucking
couldn't do it you won't have a fucking look at yourselves to me you don't care
you're picking away talking about fucking champagne as you let him get the
entire center field brother there was three on one four on ones you get your
What are you doing in front of?
We got three at the back.
What's that?
We got three at the back.
We got JT running wild like a bronze blood.
Do you know them way there?
Just on the left, it was crazy fan.
That's what happened.
I got to keep a four point arm, right?
Hashtag JT out on Twitter.
Hashtag JT out.
Let's get it trending.
No.
Let's get it trending.
Hashtag JT out.
I'll say it, Pyze likes to have gone.
I'm being told that X had one save.
All right, are we up, boys?
I haven't set it up, but I have an 8.2, I'm sitting in 7.
Are we up?
No, no, no, we're playing, we're playing more.
If we win one more game, we get another promotion chance.
Worst football project player.
I don't think I've played that badly, that game.
I got pre-assisted and assisted goals.
Well, I've been exposed to Pyze likes to have gone.
I'm not having this.
But I've been playing on opposite sides.
You're literally playing like I'm right sentiment in your left.
Well, because player ever has to take you out.
No, I was just we've got we've got we've got like four nine minutes.
I'm going for a way.
I'm going for a way and then I'm going to prove myself.
Well, fucking goals in nine minutes.
And we still don't.
Where's X felt sick?
I believe that.
I feel like that was there.
Remonada, bro.
Mouse did all that celebrating for not sex.
So bro, I think when they're inside the box, bro,
if you're like, when they're inside the six,
if you're on your line, it's not going to do anything.
They're just going to stay there.
You need to just like start cutting these fuckers off,
bro. I'm telling you, like, keep it right in their face.
When it's really close to the neck,
get right in their face.
I'll play one more, I'll play one more.
Like, so we don't promote anymore?
We can still get promoted.
If we win the next game, we go back into...
Bro, they had nine shots.
No, no, they had eight shots in seven goals. Is that a real staff chat one more than I'm gonna be our
I'm fucking great. I'm being told they had eight shots and seven goals. Yeah, excuse you weren't the best then
But there's only so much you can do is a new position
Yeah, it's all good. It's all good. I I learned I learned though that guy, okay
Generally though on 150 ping I'm holding the correct key and my guy is delayed it like it's generally awful
You in the keyboard might not also out. No, no, I'm on control.
Hey, James, can I have a taste of the tits?
Of course you can, mate.
I had 120 ping and had four goals and two assists.
Nice. I have two goals and four assists.
You're welcome. Quinten!
But like, I mean, one more time, you know,
this club for us to win a fucking football game.
Ben, I think you should have split it out
there as well, but it's, and that should have gone that.
I was outside.
Why?
the ball is not reacting. Wait, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. So who's playing in the
right CM? No one. Yeah. No, I'm joining now. I'm joining. I was just chilling, I think.
man. Hey, so, shout out to
Welcome to Verizon.
Let me check to one of them.
Call to the mood.
Hello, John Call.
What's your name?
Bro, check it out, chef.
How long do you need?
Because I'm going to be on FIFA.
All right. How long do you need?
Yeah, I'm going to need maybe 30
we're going to do an hour of not, not a hour.
What?
Yeah, bro.
Bro, I can't even play that late tonight.
Shh, shh, hi son.
All right, bro, well just let me know,
let me know, let me know, let me know.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, all right.
Hi, Chief, right.
Damn.
Say hi, if actually I've been playing well.
I've been playing well.
Render ball?
If actually I've been playing well.
Why's no one saying hi?
I
We had a two goal lead with ten minutes in FIFA, which is like one minute in real life
And we conceded twice we should we should have just passed around in the back like a great pass. Missing one. Who's missing I?
Think we're full. I think we're full. Yeah, so they have a start, bro. I mean
We conceded two goals in ten minutes. We don't deserve anything. We deserve league four, bro. We fucking suck
I'm about to prove myself. I'm about to show myself. This is your game, Jakey. It's your
time now. Now is my time. I'm going to be a brick wall talking.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Just so you know, it's QC. You can use your hands. Yeah, okay.
So when I rushed, I used a rush button, right? And not, not to pick up the ball
button and it in the ball bounced out like shit's busted wait do we need to do
we need to win one game and then it's promotion game yeah yeah yeah come on
Wait, Jurassic, Jurassic, you just click wide?
Or wide?
A VE is triangle on wide, what are you saying?
J-Jinger, you could have stayed in the Coliseum.
What's the matter with you?
I'm sure that's good.
No, that's just what the stadium is called.
Oh.
Welcome to the game.
I'm going for finals this game.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
We're here. Oh my god!
We have to put the block in and then we find.
Let's just chill the fuck out.
Find a non-sitter.
Here's the counter.
Ha ha ha. That's the goal.
Man over if you want, Jixi.
Oh, fuck it, Aaron.
Don't mind it, don't mind it.
Now fucking Aaron.
Yeah, and we go like that.
Yeah, Jack, you have this garnish.
I know he's fucking shit.
How about you shut the fuck up, Aaron?
to the captain I guess.
I'll see you next Wednesday because of your injured.
Come on, great.
What does it mean you got injured?
Yeah, you mismanaged me.
Yeah, excuse me, I'm here.
I'll mismanage you. I can put you on.
Yeah, that's mismanaged.
I'm in line.
Nice.
Pretty good wide play.
Minnell.
I actually lost it to you.
Fuck it!
We're all locked, we're all locked.
What the fuck?
Get him out!
Get him out!
Get him out!
Who is that?!
That's all!
That's all that's so wrong!
Goddamn, just getting him the ball.
This is so shit!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I just told X to roll.
Nice JQ, that's better.
Right on.
That throw was crazy, man.
So yeah, I did drop.
I assume that he's got a run.
What do you think, man?
You saying both, man?
I'm not gonna catch that.
Listen, X, I know you watch Spurs, mate, but he can be offside for a throwing.
I was saying you can be off. I'm fucking
God, you're crazy.
He's killed me.
I was going to have someone fill it.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I thought you can't be off.
You can't be off. You can't be off.
You can't be off. You can't be off.
You can't be off.
I'm talking.
Anyone in this shot here just said yes, by the way.
Oh my god, Jumbo!
I can't believe I'm just there.
I played you.
Can you deliver? Can you deliver?
Cut it back! Cut it back! Cut it back!
Oh, no.
That's cut it back.
I thought you were going to the footy. I thought you didn't know that.
You did know that! That's why I said you can't.
I did say...
Oh, God!
I actually can't believe my chat about Jesus.
Honestly, oh my God.
I think that was an accent barrier there.
No, I actually can't leave my chat, Jeremy.
Some people are putting in that you can be offside from the front.
Oh, sick.
He's much slower.
Yes!
Oh, he's hitting it!
We've got many other, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, come on, man.
Offside, there's...
Fuck you offside.
I know you're flying slow.
I'll be able to meet you.
Can you come over?
Nice pick.
Come on.
He's got a lot to pick at.
Mighty men.
That's how Mcfield have worked, JT. Fuck me.
This might get them in France.
Okay.
What is he doing?
We're on the first side of the sign.
Someone's got to hit him.
Let him up.
Fuck me, man.
Why are we getting up?
That's what they want from you.
Get the fucking ball.
Oh, fuck you.
Patience, man. Patience.
Look what we did.
Stop it.
There we go.
Right, I'll tell you something.
Can I know what to do next?
Nope, nope.
Nope, nope.
Mark had to look up somewhere just to motivate me the new American War.
Why you fucking killed me in Goss?
He killed you, I've literally pushed you!
Even Jesus!
I have so many minds like to kill Charlie.
Why not?
He's gone, he's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
You've been blaming me for that, Aaron.
Fucking hell, you got about fucking 20 yards of space up past the...
Fucking hell.
You leave them at my own like a single mum back here every fucking time.
I'm on a 9.0 I want everything okay why we are seeing box only press a little bit
Nice
I don't know
We've not a shot. We've not a shot. We've been shot.
We have. We have. I had one.
It'll come. It'll come.
It's a big patient. It's a snatching ground job.
It's a snatching ground.
What the fuck are you doing?
Get to the fucking squashy valve.
Oh, I'm not.
No way that's going...
Oh, my gosh.
It was only a matter of time, boys.
We can't be surprised.
We've had no shots.
We can't even hold on to the fucking ball for more than 8 seconds!
Yeah, I'm trying to run behind there, Jake, can't make it in there!
Where the fuck is Pi there?
Literally, on the edge of the book, try to block the fucking shot you get to come!
Fucking hell!
Come on, boys, just stick to your positivity.
Oh, my God!
Come on, you cry!
Relax on your feet! Yes!
Yes, you.
You're still getting your PC, you'll still get your clip.
What's Jakey doing? What's he doing?
No, changing on Plankton's PC.
I've just done the best thing that could fucking happen to us.
Bro, I'm not alone.
Oh, they say Ivan Plankton's going to be so...
Will you turn off his PC?
Yeah, I'm turning PlayStation off so he can't play.
Listen boys, this is the best advantage that we can have going into the second half.
We have to be smart with it boys, we have to be smart, we have to move when we're on
the ball, out wide in the middle, we have to talk to each other, at the minute we cannot
keep the ball for more than five fucking seconds.
Please, we have not got him on the team anymore, be relaxed when we're on the ball
and find the simple fucking passes.
Let's go boys, come on.
Do you actually shut his shit off?
Yes, he's shit.
Yeah, he did, yeah.
Oh my god.
He's me, so I can't talk.
It's off, it's turned off because it came back in.
Off it.
Fuck you!
What are you doing?
Err...
Come on boys, we've got a big set there!
One down, one down, we're good, we're good!
This is it boys.
We just need to be a bit more confident on the ball.
We're not on men.
I'm a driver, I'm a forward.
Go on Jixi, fucking have a drive.
Go on, I like it. I like it.
Oh, shiice.
Shiice.
With that, with that.
Come on boys.
Alright, this is very, very winnable.
It's very winnable, these are shit.
Super winnable.
What's he doing?
That's what we're losing to.
That's what we're losing to.
That's what we're losing to.
That's what we're losing to.
I have a touch. Yeah. Oh, it's just like you know, it's gone. Thanks. Yeah.
Yeah. Nice.
Need me.
Oh, it's fine.
Oh, come on, man.
What's his name?
Shout again.
Oh
That comes back to Jinx, he passed in it.
Alright, play sentiment by the way, Pyce.
My keeper just knows that.
So the man ended up doing a little bit of something.
I clicked left.
I'm sorry, Ken.
Nice one.
It's a devil, by the way.
I literally played Jinx for a tap and forgot about fucking 10 seconds ago.
So, you know.
Pyce is fucking keeping him 10 yards off.
Cos I'm going back as AI, so I'm trying to help cover that position.
Oh, she's got all the images.
Let's go.
I'm on a 9.7.
Do you know what, James? Now look.
Ex-ex, if you can whip it, if you can whip it.
Oh, come on.
Oh, now we're going to shout on fucking Mr. Tottenham, aren't we?
Is that you, five Mr. Tottenham?
Yeah, that is you.
Bammel. Bammel.
Oh, come on, man.
Come on, man.
Oh, man.
He's been on a much better
We suck
We're still in this
Like grab ball, grab all the whole time
Turn right turn, I'll
Good to the left, let's get green
Yeah, I did it then
I'll ball, I'll ball
Come on, go
Edges, they wanna hold it
Not out too quick, go on
Nice, go, go on
He can't go in, Jake said.
Great goal!
Muggle!
Kickers!
Goal!
He had to do a lot better than that.
We're mad!
Nice!
He did it!
Yes!
Get the ball!
Get the ball!
He's going up and he gets the ball!
It's happening again.
Four goals in the game.
Well done.
Well done.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's focused, Jake.
We got this.
This game's going to come down towards Jake.
We know that.
No, do you know what I don't think it's sportsman like but we fucking scored anything since you've been gone
See what if we don't
Jin's drive over that it's on a pass ginger past
Not there it was better
15 minutes for two goals is doable
15 minutes for two goals is doable
If you guys don't play that, yeah, if you believe you right
You can't do that, you can't
You just can't believe in it
I did it
Win the fucking war, fuck
Come on Keith
It was on, it was on, it was on
No, that's fine, it's alright
Go play at the same place
Inside if you want
He's down, he's on, go
Jinx.
Oh my god.
Must win, must win.
Nice, mate.
Ten minutes.
Quick one, quick one, we can win it.
Tolder.
Jinx, not the box presents.
It's good recovery that, Jinx.
No, it's a spin pass.
Must win.
Next one, win that.
Win it!
Oh my god. Oh my gosh even his AIC probably...
Come on keeper!
That's you, that's you.
Oh whoa!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Now we get it, now we get it, now we get it.
Now we chuck it a big man up, now we chuck it a big man up.
When the box I'll get myself in.
Get him white, get him white.
That big man's in the mix there if you need an outboard.
It's over.
It's over.
Come on keeper!
We need two goals. We need two goals away. Off we go. Now we go. Now we go. Now we go.
I'm flying up. I'm flying up. You need a big money. Go inside. Again side. Split up. Split up. I'm in.
I thought he faked, I thought he was going to go in.
Come on, boss, come on, boss.
That's the best.
That's not even going.
Must win.
Oh, man.
We need some press.
I fucking challenge it!
Oh, my God!
I challenge, Chris!
Oh, my God!
I've got the challenge team!
Everyone in, everyone in.
Oh my god Jinxie. I know it was there. I'm sorry. Hey, my name was in the newspapers
Uh, my ankle wasn't good. Yeah. You guys. Okay. Yeah, I got it. I got it. I'm off.
Whoa, you're going fucking nowhere. I apologize. You don't fucking leave on that bum. Shall
you always fucking team an apology? Yeah, I want to say I could have scored and I should have
scored. My team won me the ball, put me in an opportunity and I fucked it up. I'm sorry.
Yes, so I do what do my fucking round of applause for being fucking obnoxious and taking the fucking responsibility
Well done unlucky
Chad I could have the equalizer 91st minute. Oh
Oh my god!
Okay, how much longer does Muda need, bro?
Because, Chad, I'm getting off early tonight. I'm not gonna be on late.
Chess, chess?
Chad, rock-a-league or chess?
Rock-a-league or chess? Rock-a-league or chess?
How long does Muda need? How long does Muda need?
But this guy's playing Connect 4?
Chad, brought the leader of chess.
E-E-E-E-E.
Yo, bro, that's what, you guys see that death cat guy that was inviting me?
Yo, death cat. Like, I'm not even kidding. You're the biggest loser in the planet.
Bro, he's been sending me invites for like three months straight. He sends like a thousand a day.
And he's just doing it to be annoying. He sends it in the middle of the game.
It's the same kid in a rocket league
Chat rocket league or chess VR I gotta wait for Muda. I gotta wait for Muda. I gotta wait for Muda
I gotta wait for Muda. I gotta wait for Muda
EEE
Bro, I'm not gonna be on that league cuz I gotta be up early tomorrow. I
Gotta be up early tomorrow chat
Yo, let's hit let's hit diamond real quick. Let's hit fucking diamond boys. I'm gonna go take off
Thank you.
you
I'm not gonna do that.
No, I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
No, I find, no, no!
What happened to my Xbox?
Is that my Rocket League?
Was all right.
Jack, could I hit Diamond today on Rocket League?
Don't laugh, bro.
Could I hit Diamond today on Rocket League?
Bro, Pro Clubs is like weird, I'm not explaining.
The box is always congested, I'm on 120 fucking pink.
I don't know, bro, the box is congested
and the players are different.
I feel like in pro clubs, the players are like insane
at certain things, but like,
bro, I'm already plat two.
We can actually get diamond guys.
I'm not even kidding.
We can actually get diamond, bro.
Hey, Chad, look who it is.
Look who's invited me, bro.
Muda is ready?
What do you mean Muda's ready?
And I know that he knows my favor
To know that I am happy with
You gotta say yo, what's good the chosen one never ever doing that shit, right the chosen one
with the Ola Emo next to it too.
VR chat, Lockheed bro.
Hey, let's go.
And I know that he knows my faithful Nick
kills him inside.
To know that I am happy with some other guy.
I can see my guy.
FaceTime, Jinxy, daddy with the big dick.
Is that actually what I'm in this contact as?
Oh my god.
I actually got a FaceTime.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm in his contacts as that.
Yo, bro, Muda, question.
What am I in your contacts as, bro?
Yo, what name did you just say when you said, hey Siri?
I said, hey Siri FaceTime, JC.
No, that's not what you said.
You said, hey Siri FaceTime, JC, daddy with a fat dick.
Is that actually my contact info in your phone, bro?
No, it's not, bro.
Come on, you know I wouldn't do that,
if I didn't have a dick.
Bro, my dick is skinny, what?
Okay, come on, join Discord, join Discord.
This is gonna be fun.
And I know that he knows my faithful
and it kills him inside.
Now, Pro Pro's is fun though,
but it is kind of like, I don't know.
Yo, yo, yo, what do you like, crew?
FDG
Muda, are you ready bro?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Yo, so, hey, this girl has some crazy worlds, bro.
I know, I know, I know, I have,
I saw that message a couple days ago,
and my god, you're hard.
I don't even know what she, yo, what is she?
Oh my god.
Wait, you got hard over my days.
No, bro, no, basically, whatever she has a surprise for,
Bunny's probably attached to it, too, dude.
Shit, son.
You're right.
Yo, if they ready, Barba?
Oh, let me call.
Let me call my big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big.
Bro, because I can play for like two hours.
I can play for like two hours.
Two hours is a long time.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm a long game.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm a long guy.
OK, well, JC, listen.
I'll be getting into like, because I'm
going to get into another outfit, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
Like, I'm going to get into another outfit.
Bro, it's a VR game, bro.
Like, look.
I'm gonna throw on my white linen pants
and a black Zara shirt that I got, bro.
And I'm gonna ask if we're gonna do this.
All right, but, yo, Yellowcat, what's the point of this?
No, I'm actually curious.
Everybody lock in.
Yellowcat, legitimately ask yourself,
what is the point of this?
Wait, bro, I bought a VR, by the way,
but are we going into VR?
You can go at Animal Sparking.
You can go into VR if you want.
I don't have the headset though.
Nah, bro, if I'm gonna see some titties in real life, bro,
I want you to do it too.
So I'm gonna wait for you then.
I'm gonna put this aside then.
Yeah, like if we're seeing titties in real life
and grabbing them, I want you to be a part of it too.
I don't wanna just be the only one in it, bro.
So basically what you're saying is like,
if I was like,
if I was jerking off, you would wanna jerk off with me?
No, so what do you mean you have to see titties with me?
It's just a whole different experience bro, it's a whole different experience.
Like, you know, you put on the headset, that's, I think you should do it.
I don't have a headset.
Yeah, but I'd wait for you.
I want to wait for you, bro.
I don't want to go without it without you.
What do you mean true friend?
What does that even mean?
As I say, I'm a true friend, bro.
I don't want to see the pair.
like bro I just if you're gonna be in it I want to be in it bro my chat spamming
do it without you but I'm not gonna do that dude I'm gonna jump into the
screen with you bro and we need to do that one day like you oh my god imagine
seeing them up like up in real life imagine seeing giant tata's in real life
bro like this is an art shop hi guys you know what buy VR headset hi guys
Yeah, place the Amazon order for a VR headset.
Oh.
Bro, because if you think about it,
the Jiggle physics would actually be in person.
Exactly, exactly, exactly, exactly.
High-five, I want the Quest III,
probably the easiest for him if you buy it.
They're ready, by the way, Muda.
Oh my God, oh my God!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Okay.
All right, do you want to get in there?
Yes, but I think I'll change it,
Go change it even shut like good bro. You know, you know, I have to bro. I have to grow and he's like yeah
I need like hmm one minute. I don't know. I already planned this days before bro
I already planned my outfit, you know like that time where you're about to go to school
It's the first day of school and you have it like laid out perfectly on your bed like
Yes, bro. Yes, exactly. I've done that. Yeah, bro
Bro check you know when it's the last day of school and everybody brings board games. Oh
Oh my God, I'm right back. I'm right back, you see.
Do you know what I'm saying, chat? No, yes. Chat, the best day of school, bro, is the
last day. But chat, I'm going to be honest. Somebody said only in the tarp. This is going
I don't know what to say about that.
And I know that he knows my faith for me kills him inside.
Nope, that's a special school.
No, bro, listen, bro.
When I was in school, oh, wait, I don't know.
Chat, when I was in school, bro, like, I don't know.
Because the thing is, the best day of school to skip
is the last day of school.
But the best day of school to go to
the last day of school. You know what I mean? Can I get a retweet? Bro, like, all the teachers
were in such good moods on the last day of school. They were all so nice. Chad, you know
what you have like those teachers that are genuinely just fucking evil and they want
to like kill you? But then you have those teachers that are like the nicest people
ever. Bro, one good teacher can save an entire school year, dead ass. Because
to be honest most teachers um actually I would say like half of the teachers are
like either cool but they're like boring or like night or they're nice half of
the other teachers though literally want you to die I'm not even kidding bro I
had this one teacher bro I had this one teacher I'm not gonna say his name but
he was one of my math teachers. I'm not even kidding you, bro. He hated, he hated his job
so much to the point to where like going into his class literally fell like you would just,
it didn't matter how good of a day you were having. If you went into this guy's class,
your entire day would be ruined. I'm not kidding. He was the most, I'm not even
kid was his through grade one through senior year. He was the most depressing human being ever,
bro. This is how you would explain a lesson. Yo, what's up, everybody? He was young too. He was
like 30. Today, we're going to be learning Pythagorean theorem. And he would never actually teach,
bro. He would do like a one minute lecture and then give you a packet. He would do a one minute
actually gonna give you a packet, bro. But there are really good teachers, bro. Bro, my freshman year
English teacher was Godin. Like she was actually fucking Godin. She put so much effort into her,
like, job, bro. Had him a friggin packet, yo. Yeah, had him a friggin packet, yo.
English teachers are the best. You were a shitty student. I mean, the one thing about me,
though bro like I wasn't a good student but I wasn't like a disrespectful student because there's
a difference like sometimes I would like distract my friends and stuff and I never had good grades
and yeah I did run my mouth a lot but I would never like talk back to a teacher or something
because first off my mom would just like slap the shit out of me if I did that which she
should but then second it's like when a kid is disrespectful to a teacher it's just it's like
cringe I would not explain it like kids would like argue with teachers and like think it's
It's cool. It's like, bro, you're just being fucking cringe.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just cringe.
It's all of this.
But yeah, no, I was definitely not a good student.
Like I was definitely annoying for teachers to deal with, which I regret.
But I don't know, I was just a ball of energy, bro.
And school would fucking drain me.
Like school would literally drain me so much.
Like, I don't know, certain teachers were goaded though.
Like I had some really good teachers, but I would say most teachers were
just like, I just wanted to die.
I wanted to fucking die.
I hate school bro. I still do hate school. I fucking hate school.
What an hour are you 21?
Yeah bro. I never did it in school.
Oh look did you get a college or no?
No, it was actually a funny story.
I dropped out first day because I couldn't find my class.
Wait a minute, say out, say out, out.
You're still Canadian bro.
Continue?
Okay, I dropped out first day of school because I couldn't find my class.
And then I became a chef on that day.
Wait, wait, you dropped out in college.
You dropped out in college.
Yeah.
I was on the first day in college because I couldn't find my class and
then got a job at Burger King and then streamed every day from that.
Wait, how long did you work at Burger King for?
How long did you work there?
Six months, six months, six to eight months.
Dude, did I tell you my story?
No, go for it.
Okay.
Dude, my mom is so go to chat this story.
It only takes like a minute to tell,
but I have to tell the whole story.
So my senior year of high school, bro.
Oh, actually, junior year summer, going into senior year,
I wanted to get a job just so I could have like some money
while I'm in high school,
because I don't have any money like myself.
So I wanted to get a job.
So in like Florida, there's this grocery store
called Publix, it's really nice.
It's like a real nice grocery store,
but I wanted to work there.
I wanted to just like do like the,
like bags or whatever, clean the shelves or whatever,
just so I could have money in the side for the summer.
Dude, I applied, and I got an interview thing
with the guy, and he literally basically just rejected me
because I had bad grades in school, bad attendance.
I wasn't a dick, I was nice, but I had bad grades,
bad attendance, and I wasn't in any clubs.
If someone's hiring you,
they like when you're in those extra scholastic,
If you're in like clubs, they like that.
But I wasn't in any clubs.
I had bad grades and I had bad attendance.
So he just basically said no, which I respected.
But then later on, like halfway into my senior year,
I was like, fuck, I gotta get a job, bro.
And I literally, I wanted to work at Dunkin Donuts
because it smells good.
Cause Dunkin Donuts, if you go in there, it smells good,
bro.
And dude, my mom literally said,
just focus on grades and like passing.
And then when you're done with school,
then you can get a job whenever, when you're at drama school.
But she said, focus on grades.
And bro, by the end of my senior year,
before it ended, COVID hit, everybody was home.
I was able to stream all the time.
I did all my work online, bro.
And then streaming started to take off, bro.
And I never did.
But if my mom wouldn't have said that, bro,
I wouldn't have even like, you know what I'm saying?
It's crazy to think about.
Literally.
It's insane.
Insane, Jack.
W mom, bro.
I mean, that is W mom low key.
I, the thing is, I needed like,
I needed to work at Burger King to help me push
and streaming because I can't see myself doing that
for the rest of my life.
It was really exhausting.
When, like shout out to people who do the work.
When you worked in, when you worked in,
when you worked at Burger King, like,
was there like any parts of it you enjoyed
or did you hate like all of it?
No, I hated it, but you know what I used to do?
Like, do you ever, have you ever like
done something for eight hours,
but like you just did it on AI mode, like autopilot mode, bro.
Just to get by.
School, literally school, yeah.
Like really basically, I get daydream the entire day.
Basically you daydream the entire day about other things.
So that's what I would do.
I would literally just sit there making whoppers all day,
dreaming about like streaming.
Bro, I just, because I know some people love school
or like, which is fine, I understand that.
But like the one thing I never understood
is the kids that like hate school
But they still get good grades like how the fuck do you do that like you're it going if you hate like bro
I hated school, but I would always try to get like C's just so I could get to the next grade
Bro, you know what I'm saying me too me too me too me too. I was my comfort though my comfort grade
That I was happy with getting was C because C is good if I got a DM okay, whatever like fuck it
I'm a failure about whatever. What is this? I went to school with Jinxie and join this video of him drinking glue
uh let me see if the clips even real can you put it in discord yeah here what
the fuck is this put it in discord it's probably a I it's a discord here I
can see it no that looks like you uh no this is I think this is a I I guess
that looks like you bro I'm not gonna lie
Okay, yes, this is me drinking blue.
How do people have this?
How do people have this?
Bro, try to guess what grade I'm in.
I can tell you.
Five.
You think I'm in fifth grade?
Yeah.
Listen to this, bro.
I was a sophomore in high school.
I didn't, dude, my balls didn't drop until I was a junior.
In this video, right here, I was a sophomore.
You wear a great tank in this fucking year.
I swallowed glue and washed it down with Zephyr Hills water.
Yeah, Chad, I wasn't getting any ass in high school, as you could tell.
Also, look at my fit.
Chad, I'm wearing neon on neon with Nike and Under Armour, bro.
This is a devious fit.
Chad, this is a devious fucking fit, bro.
What's that, bro? At least you're on my phone.
And I want to show you how I look like it's that great tall.
Oh, I actually, I'd love to see this.
I
Was the cat you guys pulled the picture of my sophomore year how much
Bro Chad look at me young young jinx bro. Oh, I'm just like the worst picture. You guys have gotten me
This is me inside the grade wait, I didn't have a discord. I did that's pretty bad. I
I don't stop stop stop bro. What are you feeling like bro? I know I know such a bad picture
I don't know my chat says I was in my lesbian era
Why are you laughing bro?
Bro, could I be honest bro? Yeah, go for it. The kids that wore these bandanas in school were always cringe lords
Bro, were you a cringe lord?
I was, bro. I was, I was.
Dude, I'm not the honest lords, I was probably a cringe lord too.
Yeah, this is the other one.
when you're okay this one this one's not as bad the bandana just makes this
what bro the bandana makes this bad bro yeah that was bad this one was bad
holy shit bro wait for me did you get asked in the night school or not no dude
I had I mean I lost my virginity at like 15 yeah and then didn't have sex
or do anything till I was 18 so bro you can't see the glue in my lips oh my
God what is wrong with me oh yeah bro I was the kid that was drinking glue okay
to be fair I did this one time bro I wish there was like more footage of me in
high school bro hmm bro your stomach definitely like why is the chat typing
cte but yeah chat like I legitimately do have autism like it's not a bat bro you
know you are Muda what is this what is this hi-fives found a
clip with 60 likes. We have a screen share. We go watch it live together. No, no. Wait,
wait, stop, stop. Please, please. No, it's not bad. Let me watch it. Let me watch it.
Let me watch it. Did I give you my snap? No, you didn't. Wait, what? Wait, why are
you changing your voice? You're actually a cringe lord. Why did you change your
boys
I
Didn't do anything how about how do you find a clip with 60 likes how about so you a cop
before him for you guys oh
My god
It was bad, it was bad, it was bad, it was bad.
I used to think, bro, let's go.
My voice is very high pitched, so when I come out.
Wait, but how old were you in this?
What's 2021?
You were 18, 18?
How old were they?
Probably same age, they have to be.
They're drinking alcohol, they're drinking alcohol.
Bro, I'm gonna keep it at a buck, bro.
My first beer ever was when I was like 16.
Stop, stop, Jixi.
Say, we're not here, bro.
But how old were they?
I don't know.
I didn't, I was y'all there.
You didn't ask.
You just asked.
I was stuck.
Jack, bro, bro.
What's 2021?
What's 2021?
Bro, you were 18.
Jack, I'm 21 right now.
What's 2021?
Oh no, you were 16.
You were 16.
Okay, bro.
Like, oh my God.
What is this?
Is this a stream, bro?
Is this a stream?
No, this was a,
I think I used a clipping software
to clip back in the day.
Yo, you are great.
I can't watch this.
I'm gonna puke.
How about this?
Get me out of here.
Get me out of here.
I can't watch that.
Bro, you changed.
your voice in front of the huzz bro come on dude i was 16 bro i was you know what
that's about a chat i'm gonna be honest most people are cringe lords when they're
16 i was cringe when i was 16 bro bro like come on dude 16 bro i'm so tight
and his name's junko funko mods people like this in the chat should just get
part of my band. I'm my junior year. Wait, let me see. Let me see. Let me see. I'm sorry,
bro, it's not. What's up with your pupils in this? Why are you, are you on like fucking
moddy or something? Bro, Muda, why are your pupils so dilated? Oh my god. I think I was
high in this one. I was on the, uh, okay, that makes sense, bro. That makes sense.
Yeah, don't smoke weed, bro.
Motherfucker, you were drinking glue.
All right, no, no, no, stop.
It wasn't like some frequent thing.
Like, I was the glue drinker.
I drank glue one time,
and of course there's video evidence of it.
How? Like, what I understand is,
oh my God, what are you guys sending me, bro?
Wait, let me see it.
Is it me?
Is it me?
No, it's me, bro.
It's all.
Oh my God.
Yo, bro.
I know.
Always have a camera on you bro. How do you think you took a picture of this bro? My shit is like lost media dude
Thank God honestly
That one's not that one's not that one's like what is it? This is like 15 bro 15 15
They call me lesbian though. They call me lesbian. I don't know why
All right, bro, let's get it in VR chat brown. Let's get it
Please get me in bro, please
Let's lock in.
So wait, wait, wait, wait.
Join the group call.
Join the group call.
Yeah.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Get it.
Hi guys, get in here.
YOLO.
YOLO.
YOLO.
YOLO.
Hey, what's going on?
How are you?
Good to hear from you guys.
What is up guys?
What is that?
Hi.
Are you guys ready for your date today?
We got some stuff planned.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys said you had some stuff planned.
Okay.
Yeah, we're ready, we're ready, we're ready.
Hey buddy, how are you?
Hello.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm good, I'm good.
Buddy, can I show you a picture of Mura?
Of Boots again?
Show me a picture.
I'd love to see a picture.
Let me do it.
Okay.
Okay, I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry
He's like 15 and it's not even yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. It's like what are the embarrassing kid photos or something like that
We should show her bro. I think he looks good. It's going to show us the current this video
Hey, wait, is this uh, is this Jinsi drinking blue?
I'm looking I'm looking
Wait, Jixie, you're drinking glue?
Oh my god, that's you?
I was 12, I was 12, I didn't know what I was doing, I was 12.
Did you get like, poison or something?
No, no, it was just a swig, it was just a cap fold, it was just a cap.
But besides the point, I've only drank glue one time, I'm not a frequent glue drinker.
I was 12, I was 12.
It's not like only once, right?
Yes, I've never drank glue again, bro.
Oh
Oh my god, you look so cute there.
So young.
Little baby.
And you got this snapback hat, and you're feeling yourself.
You're literally like...
Oh my god!
What is my life going through?
Hi guys, come on dude.
Okay, that video is bad.
Don't press the bell when either, please.
Ladies, please.
Wait, let me see this one.
I'll check it out.
Oh no.
Hi guys, how do you have all of these, bro?
I don't think
No, I need a lot of you don't babe. Yeah, well, I'll be wrong a lot of it
Okay, okay, okay. Have I ever been to my life? Maybe but I don't think right now
Okay, I can't exactly yeah, that's fine. That's fine
But I don't
I don't know who this is. I don't know who this is.
Like what? Like 10 years ago you're still doing these cockpits?
In an orchestra. I wouldn't even call it an orchestra.
Have you ever changed your canopy?
No, this is, okay, I'm going to be honest. This is me.
This is me. You know what I'm saying?
I'm talking about college football here.
I mean, yes, Audemar.
Oh my God.
That's so sweet.
Yeah, you know, and people try to say I was a bandwagon for, you know, supporting the bucks.
But you know, chat, it's like, oh, gee, Bucks, you're like, oh, and 16.
Hey, go, wait, no, wait, that high school, we, which high school, which high school?
Whoa, whoa, wait a lot.
You're a gentleman.
That Jersey, that Jersey is.
Wait, hi guys, what are you?
Hi guys, please stop.
Wait, Muda, stop.
We actually lived within 15 or 20 minutes of each other.
I'll type it in the chat don't leak.
All right, go now.
I'll tell you if I know it.
Yes, I know that.
Oh, it's okay.
It's okay.
It's not the other world.
No, I'm from the big tarp though.
Like, basically, yeah, tarp is rings, rough streets.
You know what I'm saying?
I had a lot of nights where I would hear gum shots outside of my house and I didn't go.
Oh, I didn't know what it was.
Yes.
Harpen Springs, really.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want to tell you.
Highlights.
Highlights.
Can we get a picture of a Harpen Springs?
No, no, no, no.
The thing is like, here's the thing about Harpen Springs, Sakura is like, it's really
rough out there.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah, basically yeah, that's pretty yeah, that's where the aquarium is I've been there a hundred times
These are the pictures that like people send though because it doesn't show the dark sides of it, bro
Like I was in the rough shit, and I'm just happy I made it out. Happy I made it out. Mm-hmm
West in Detroit. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Tarpon Springs. It's like top five deadliest places ever. Yes. Yeah
Oh, wow. Isn't it a jolly ass city? I don't know why. No, it's really deadly
Oh my god, did you ever go to Hullas the bakery and restaurant?
Uh, yes, I made it around there after I was doing gang after I was doing gang violence.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, of course.
And then you went to the bakery selling drugs.
Yes, after I was done with gang violence, I went to the great place.
Yes.
And have a euro.
Total crime index 100 is the safest.
than 20% of each of us did these.
That is so funny, that's so funny.
Okay, you guys are ready to go into virtual reality or what?
Yeah.
Are you guys going to get VR headset soon?
Yes, I already have my VR headset, but I'm waiting for just to get his.
Okay, yes.
It would be better if you both get it.
Yeah, W-friend, yeah, honestly.
You guys are going to experience first together.
Yay!
Alright, let's get in here. Let's get in here. Let's get in here. Let's get in here. Let's get in here.
Whoa, what is this?
Nat and Nick Zephyr Hills match one.
I don't know what that is either. I don't know.
Alright, that's it! Up and out!
Oh, wait, you can do this one.
I can do this.
Yay!
I was just putting us on blast
Yo, hi guys, what is this bro legitimate me? I don't know who that kid is
Luckily, there's no one to embarrass us like if you're like baby pictures and stuff like
I was I was I was cute so
It's okay, I'm not worried about it. Yeah, not that you guys aren't cute. It's so ladies
What surprises do you have for us today tonight?
We have a bunch of really fun places to go.
I have about like eight different places that we can go today.
We have a lot we can explore today.
We can try and do them all in a little bit,
but we just want you to experience what VRChat has to offer
other than getting in cages.
Yes, yes, we're fine.
We're very excited, can I, uh, one sec, I'm going to go up to the ground for water.
Okay.
Iso.
Oh, I see.
How do I, oh.
This is very soothing.
Oh.
Wow, the music is so kind in here.
What, in the herm- herm- what?
Wait, somebody needs help! He needs my help!
So wait, how do we join again? I forget. They invite you something?
Yeah, we invite you.
I'll send you an invite.
Lady! Oh, hey, buddy, I just wanted to say I missed you. It's been a while.
You've missed me. No, okay.
Yeah, it's been a bit. It's been a bit.
Yeah? I missed you too, Mida.
I just wanted to say I missed you too.
I missed you too.
I was really looking forward to today.
Oh my god.
Ladies, I don't know why, Jesus.
What's the matter?
You guys okay?
Are you guys nervous?
I'm just excited.
I mean, buddy, I just get nervous around you no matter what.
It's crazy.
You still put butterflies in my stomach after two weeks of knowing you're crazy.
Yeah?
Yeah.
You can.
You can.
What did you guys invite me?
Okay, I'm in here.
Yeah.
Yeah, I sent you both invites.
Oh, beautiful.
Fantabulous.
Let me see, what do you say in fantabulous of all of this here?
I don't know, I'm just joining.
I'm joining.
I just got the invite.
I'm headed in.
I haven't got in there yet.
some dates planned out today?
Yeah, yeah, we have a couple places we'll take you.
Maybe even something a little scary.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, cool.
All right, do you want to mute in?
I'll mute at this court.
Yeah.
All right, hi.
Hi, hi, hi.
Hey, hey, hey, hi.
Can you guys hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Wait, funny.
Bunny, are you Nia?
Wait, where's Mura?
Mura, look at your date, look at what she's wearing.
She's Nia.
I literally have a little star shot in hell, yeah.
I mean, I don't know, I don't know.
I'll be reminded of being banned out of Albuquerque.
I don't know.
Wait, so is this high-vives?
Stay here, let's get the high-vives in here.
Hello, how are you doing?
Oh, no.
She's like my high-vives.
She's like the equivalent of my high-vives.
She's not to me all this time.
So she's just here to help out.
So you're not interested in a nice young man
by the name of high-vives?
Bar.
Yo, high-vives, air ball.
I want to say, I want to say,
You look very, you look very good today.
Respectfully though. Respectfully.
You know, Bunny is mine, Bunny is mine.
Oh, they're coming out! Hi! How are you?
Hey, Sakura! Nice to see you again.
Good to see you. How are you doing?
Uh, I'm doing great.
How are you doing?
I'm doing great. You know what I'm saying?
Where are we right now, Bunny?
You look so pretty.
Where's the song?
I don't know if I like the song.
My train station.
But I'm pretty.
Give me a hug.
Give me a hug.
Very pretty.
Very pretty.
Yes, very nice.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you.
Are you wearing a grande?
Yeah, I'm wearing a grande.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're wearing it.
I would of course.
I remember.
So wear my hug again.
I remember.
Thank you.
I'm wearing this outfit too much.
I'm wearing this outfit too much.
You can change your outfit.
I'm wearing this outfit too much.
Missing cute.
I need to get this one to be very cute.
Let's get this one to be very cute.
You look good.
One moment.
Who can't here?
You're right.
Alright, I'm bad guys.
Oh, hey Abbas.
Wait, we gotta get Hyped Mind in here I think.
Okay, here we go.
Oh
Johnson is um my friend okay okay i mean that's fine it's my penis oh i heard a little
dancing then too
Where's your partway to mom?
Alright, well we have a couple places that we can do anything
I'll tell you a little bit about it
I can't, but he wants to know
Oh my God
I was asking you
I was asking you
I was asking you
I was asking you
I was asking you
I was asking you
I was asking you
I was asking you
I was asking you
Yeah, it's a whole new experience like clearly you think desktop is like fun and stuff
But when you're in VR, you're like fully immersed in that shit
So like for example if I were to hug you buddy and I had the VR goggles on like would I see the tautas like bounce in my face?
Oh, yeah, definitely. You have really good recoil mechanics
Uh, Sakura? Yeah.
It's like a church act too.
Thank you, thank you.
You're in the thighs.
They've got real to life thigh jiggle.
These are sculpted to be the same thighs as my eyebrow thighs, so.
Not as accurate as it gets.
Alright, so what have we got planned on the agenda today?
Yeah, ladies, so yeah.
So, we can go to an arcade today?
Yes!
Maybe a water park maybe?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay.
We also got potentially some athletic activities.
Maybe some hug and speak, and then maybe something spooky,
and then maybe a surprise ending,
depending how you guys are feeling at the end of the day.
No.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that sounds good to us.
That sounds good to us.
Yeah.
That sounds pretty good.
Yes, yes, yes.
Did I say I like my hair today, buddy?
Buddy, I really like your hair today.
Thank you, thank you.
I appreciate that.
I really like how your nose is looking today.
Deal, deal, deal.
All right.
You guys ready?
Thank you.
Yeah, thank you.
Let's fall.
Thank you, buddy.
Thank you.
All righty.
I'll give you my love.
I'll give you my love.
Oh, whoa.
Whoa.
I love your outfit.
Thank you.
I love your necklace.
Thank you.
Thank you.
necklace thank you thank you yeah we picked out something cute just for you
today wanted to wear something cozy okay yes yes amazing okay guys is the
Arcaded over here
Whoa whoa whoa
Whoa
There's poor
They have bonds
some of the, you know, the machine work. I think there's beer too as well.
Oh my god, there is beer. Can I interest anyone in a glass? Oh, I don't think it's open.
Can you get back there? Yeah, over here. Right over here. I might need to swing a beer if I'm
I'm going to get through this wait I don't know where the beer is
hmm
maybe it's just straight from the top
oh my god you're a water buddy
what the fuck
oh my god
whoa whoa whoa
Wait, where's Buddy? Oh, there's Buddy.
Yeah. Buddy, where are you?
Wait, guys, we should play like a game or something. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Wow.
I don't know. There's a few games, but we're...
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
We should play pool. We were going to play the one time, but it didn't work.
We should play pool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we should play pool.
I'm down flat.
Let's do teens.
Where's my, uh, where's my baby?
Baby? Hello? Baby?
No, it's coming on.
Wait, is there a way I could get my own avatar or not?
I think so, yeah.
I make avatars, actually, I've never read a male avatar, but I could see if I could make
something for you by the next time we're in VR.
Yeah, that would be great.
That would sound like a fan's avatar.
Yeah, I can try figuring something out for you.
I got you.
Yeah I make all my own, not a lot of people know how, but I think I make my own, Malsy
makes her own, and I think Bunny makes her own too, but I'm just cool, I don't know how.
Wow.
But thank you for trying to help me out.
What?
Yeah.
Okay, yes.
Alright, alright.
Alright, yeah, let's play pool.
Let's do...
Flora.
Bazaura.
Yeah, let's go.
So cute.
What is our team?
Yeah, let's go. What is up? What is our team solid or let's just solid yeah
Muda Muda wait, where's buddy?
I don't know, I wonder if she's having an ad issues?
Oh, can of coke.
Oh wow, there's a lot of us, oh wow, there's a lot of things you can win.
Bro, there's so much stuff in here.
Rubberjuck!
It's him again!
Oh my God!
It's him!
It's him!
No way!
Don't worry about them. It's OG lore forbidden look
Bro, what is this
Wait! Green Hill Zone! Green Hill Zone!
Wait, what is this?
Big Sonic?
Yeah! Yeah, I know Sonic.
I know Sonic. I know everyone hates it, but low-key I'm a big fan of Sonic 4.
I took the least favorite Sonic game, but I really like it. It's got really good music.
Yeah, yeah, I was a big fan of um, what's your my calling it? I
Was a big fan of Mario Kart, you know what I'm saying? I played a lot of Mario
Lot of Mario
In Mario Kart, I liked boo the ghost and I liked Mario. I like his sound cues
Waluigi, I don't know yet
Yeah, I don't like to like stride bones or toad, but I also like to kick King Boo as well.
Yes, King Boo.
His voice is...
Yes, yes, yes.
Moira, where's your date?
Does she have a new internet issues?
Let me check.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I feel like, uh, I don't know.
I feel like I'm third wheeling right now.
But how's your date?
I don't know.
It's going...
It's going great.
I missed him so much.
Yes, yeah, let's do another hug. You know what I'm saying? I need a hug right now.
Oh, hold on. There we go.
Oh yeah, yeah, wait, hold on. Let's...
To me?
Yep.
So cute.
Whoa.
Wow. Okay, thank you, thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, let's do another hug.
Yeah.
Yes, next time I'm gonna get a headset. Next time I'll get a headset, and I'll have my own avatar.
Whoa. Whoa, whoa. Next time I'm gonna get a headset, I'll have my own avatar. You know what I mean?
Yes. I'll be fine, something or make something for sure, because I think that would be really awesome.
I'm really looking forward to it. There's so many good worlds that I'd love to show you that are so much better than VR.
You can go to like CSMaps or there's probably R6Maps that you'd be inside of in VRS.
What?
Yeah, I wanted to take you to, there's a really nice CSMap I found today, but I want to wait
until you get the headset.
Yeah, let me get the headset.
Next time, grab the headset, because I'm a, whoa, whoa, and horror, horror, you're
better too.
like the jumpscares are really good.
Yes, yeah, next time I'm gonna get the headset
and I'll have, I'll be, I'll get the headset
and I'll have an avatar, okay?
Yes, yes.
I can't wait, I'm so excited.
I get to hug my baby in the air.
Oh, like.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Are you good?
we're like
loading
like where's my deal
how do i always manage to end up being the truck in this scenario
i don't know
i don't know
i don't know
you gotta do what you're gonna call it
pool pool pool billiards billiards billiards
so she doesn't talk huh she doesn't talk
no
never talked huh no no hey so so I don't know where Bunny is but would you
mind giving me a tour from this place me and you while GC stays with Sakura
What's your favorite arcade game of all time, maybe Pac-Man?
Pac-Man is going to.
That's a good one.
I think my favorite is Tetris.
I really like Tetris.
Yes, Tetris is good.
Tetris is good, which we'll call it.
Did you ever play?
Whoa.
Did you ever play?
Losing my train of thought.
I don't know.
I forgot.
That was OK.
Yeah, I like Tetris.
I like playing the racing games.
Everyone was really fun.
Last time I went to an arcade, they had like Rock Band.
Ooh, Donkey Kong!
But, oh yes, yes, yes.
Yeah.
What about Donkey Kong Jungle Beat?
Yes, I think I played that one.
I don't know the names of the specific ones.
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat is the one
that you played with the actual bongos as a controller.
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
Oh, there's racing games in here too.
Can you play these or not?
No, only some of the games there's a...
That would be cray cray.
So, we play the Seeker game in here.
I was kind of cracked at Seeker back in the day.
I'm so sorry. I just punished you to be the ass.
Wait, our pool match is ready now. Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready, ready, ready.
Okay, look, guys, we are going to do the pool game that we should have did. You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah, it's so good.
Buddy, were you in the sun today?
in the sun oh am i a sunburn a little bit why are you even looking there dude
I'm not I'm just asking a question is my face burn or something yes yes yeah
yeah yes oh wait who look what you're doing
it's Chad! Chad! Chad is everything up here at my pedamma's for two miles on my little legs
Just so I could tell you that you're about to sell your soul to demoness as you will destroy your lives in an endless
Oh
Chud bro. I don't hear chud. You don't want to hang out in the arcade, bro
Well, I kind of do I like DDR a lot, but I got little legs, so I can't really touch all the buttons
It's okay. It's okay. I'm glad you showed up man. I thought I was gonna see you again, dude
Yeah, well, you see me every day. I'm
Big dick plumber 6 6 7 in your chat to 3 7 84 months. That's your name big dick plumber. Yeah. Oh my god, okay?
Okay, it's a family name. Oh my god. We'll try to bro. Uh, you know, we're on a date, bro
If you want to like fit we all or something
I don't need to be doing all that. I just came to pass out a warning to you my streamer and my streamer's boyfriend
I wanted to tell you guys what?
I received a message from God
He warned me that if you continue down this path, it'll only bring you ruinous destruction
behold
Sorry
I carry a bunch bag between my muts cheeks every day in case I get hurt or someone attacks you.
I got big ones as you can see.
Oh my god.
No, but Chud, you know, Chud, everything is-
Careful, your nose is very long.
Chud, the thing is, everything is under control, Chud.
It's a great night, man. Everything is under control.
You're sure these women haven't done anything terrible to you?
No, no
These girls have been nothing but nice and very showing and caring and patient with us
Okay, if you're sure I
Guess
Not gonna hurt him are you I promise no hand of my heart hand of my heart
I promise put your hand in my hand and say caught it promise me. You'll never hurt my streamers
Did he just die? I think he's dead.
Oh, I'm gonna get back up. Not bounce back easy, but I won't overstay.
I just wanted to let you know that I'm praying to God that this doesn't ruin your life.
Muda, well, I mean, it's like half and half. I think you're pretty much fucked about it, what you do.
But, you know, I think you could still survive.
Thank you, Chad. Thank you, bro. Thank you, thank you. Yes.
What do you mean by that? Why am I more fucked than Jinxie?
I think you suffer from porniculus. It's a curse.
It means that no matter what you do, your penis will always be attracted to the worst possible thing that will ruin your life.
Oh my god.
Are you sure it's not that, Chad?
It's actually terminal.
Oh god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Yes, Chad. You're probably right, bro. You're probably right.
right Muta probably is still be saved even though he's definitely fucked
forever horrible that you can still be yes bro yes man I hope these are the
women that are right for you I'm not going to return back to God all right
Yeah, yeah, yeah
All right, there you go, and then yeah, all right, let's play. How do we start the game?
All right, so I yeah, I'm in here. I think we'll we'll break first up. Yeah, we'll break first, you know what I'm saying
Whoa, whoa
Wait, so how do I oh shoot our?
Oh my god, I figured it out wait my ass is in the way. Oh
Oh my ass is in the way. What? Spin? Shot?
I broke. I broke. I broke. I broke. I broke.
Good job! Good job!
We're just not in the game.
Fuck!
No, I broke! Shitsa!
Here. Here you go.
God damn it, Buddha.
I'm sorry, bro.
All right, join up right here buddy
Come on, wait
Who's break is it
So how do we start the game?
Uh, someone has to start it.
How do you start the game?
Is it a play button?
Oh, I don't see the play button.
I think Jinxie has to press the play button.
Oh, yeah, no problem.
Boom.
And I'm going to serve.
I got it.
All right, go for it.
Go for it.
Whoa, I missed everything.
Fuck.
It's OK.
Oh, my.
I think it's your guy's turn now.
Shitey-sut.
I missed everything.
Fuck!
Sorry about that, Sakura.
No, I'm sorry about that.
I gotta be a better man.
You know what it'll be?
I'll help you, buddy.
You're the best.
You're the best.
You're the best.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And then we're going to put all the balls in there.
Oh, this is really hard.
How long does it work?
Here, there you go.
Oh, my god.
Did I get any?
Did I get any of them?
Did you guys score?
I don't know, baby.
I don't know. I think I got it.
Oh yeah, I got it. I got it.
What, are you nutting on yourself?
Hey babe, you want to keep helping me?
I'll keep you in the meeting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just hold my yeah, there you go
There's a pole in my hands
Okay, whose turn is it it's your turn
you want the pole here yeah can you let go of it I think you're like holding on
to it oh there we go thank you all right hey Jixie you should help her Jixie you
should help her Jixie I'll help you out yes are we are we stripes yeah are we
are we let's see are we stripes what did you hit in you know oh yes we're
Stripes, stripes.
Where's stripes?
Yeah, soccer, but that's a good angle.
That right there, yep, perfect.
Shersley.
Can I go in?
You did?
You did?
What?
Yeah, I got one on, I got one on.
Wow, good shot.
Good shot, wow.
Something might be a little hard to do,
but I just need your moral support, okay?
Yep.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Don't make the Apo, what do you do?
Okay.
So you guys are shooting blue?
Yeah, we're shooting blue.
So you guys are blue and we're on blue?
Yes, yes, yes.
Sorry, I only got one in.
It's okay. It's okay.
Sorry.
No, no problem at all.
You get it.
Yeah, yeah.
I need you to carry it.
Yeah.
No problem at all.
Yes, I got you.
Don't worry about it.
You know it?
Yeah.
Here?
Yes.
I got this.
Don't worry.
All right.
Awesome.
Let me see.
So I lined up with two stripes over there.
Lined up the rest of the balls.
Whose turn is that?
I think it's your turn long nose
Yeah he's lining up, he's got it, he's got it
You got the y-ball in?
It's okay, it's okay
I'll get the bulls in for you, it's fine
I think it's your turn now
I think it's your guys right now. Oh, okay. Okay
You can also move the
All right, hold up
We move the cue ball wait, so we're hitting we have this thing up
Yeah, yeah, I move the cue ball with the cue ball and then put it put it right here
Sakura? Like, two of these two orange ones. I'll make them.
I don't think it'll let me because you bought it.
Oh, okay, I got it. I'll just score this. Don't worry. I got it. I got it, Shawn.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't you worry.
Yeah, you can get in it up.
Yeah, you can do it.
I'm gonna do one of these, it's like, crazy.
So what am I aiming at? Fuckin' fuck.
Fuck.
Do I even have a stick in my hand? I do.
You too.
brother how do i- fuck!
just press play, oh wait it's our turn!
that's why
oh is it?
are you sure?
yeah i can't even move the ball
oh move the ball then
yeah i moved my balls
okay thank you for moving your balls
let me get this one in
um and
you guys can take your time and return
You guys can take your time in the turn.
Oh, oh shit.
I put one in.
Nice.
Nice shot, nice shot.
Thank you, thank you.
If I make a shot, could I get like a kiss or something?
Yeah, yeah.
Every shot you make, you get a kiss.
Okay, okay, yes.
Wow, wow.
Alright, is it my turn?
Is it my turn?
Is it?
Is it?
Oh, I can lose the coupon here.
Oh, thank you.
Alright.
I'm gonna work up and just dance a little bit.
And now I'm gonna be with you.
I made a shot!
Wait.
I made a shot.
I made a shot, is that a kiss?
I made a shot, is that a kiss?
I will take you all in my dreams, and I'll even give you a dance.
It has to be a new KOS.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
I'll be tired of making another one.
Yes, yes.
I wanted to show you my dance.
Bazaar, oh my god.
You can show me any dance you want, you buddy.
Watch this, watch this shot.
Okay, I'm watching, I'm watching.
Oh, I made another one.
Oh, I'm so good at gaming.
Yes, I made another one.
Oh, no.
Okay, let's make a third one. Let me try to make a third one.
Yes, let me try to make a third one.
Can I get one then? Can I get another one?
Yeah, get one then.
Shut up.
Wait, let me...
Right? I can't see because my big fucking character...
character fuck hold up one second fuck hold up all right watch this you're gonna
want to watch this one Sakura no don't watch don't watch sorry about that
Honeybun, sorry about that for trying. Yes
I'm hard
Yes, of course
You want to do yeah
God we're such a great gamer of the year. Yes. Yeah, we're such a cute couple, you know what I'm saying?
You're such a cute couple
Are you so cute?
Okay, I'm scared I'm scared
Oh, you mean like
from your johnson yes okay let's go is it our church is it
actually get you so flustered i'm my bad my bad okay okay wait can you move it
Yeah, where do you want it?
Put it at the corner, the corner, like the left corner, there, there, there, there, there.
Okay.
Yes, yes.
Okay, that's it.
I'm getting more of like three bulls.
No, I want some more.
We have four, it's not too much.
We're getting this for that one, but...
Hey, Jesse, you really should try to...
Yay!
Good job.
I made another one. I made another one. Yes, yes, yes. Oh my God. And I'm gonna make another one. And I'm gonna make another one. And I'm gonna make another one.
You guys stood up your game, baby. Come on. Holy Brutobog. No. I'm gonna make the eight ball.
no fuck okay so girl we got this we're gonna win the ski show all we have
I'm so much better than Luna at this game, so much better.
Yeah, you're so good. You're a good boy.
Hey, is everything okay?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, good, good.
just me or do you guys not have any guidelines why the fuck am i not fucking guidelines for
what
I think it's the little girl solid or the
Is it true dog for you?
It's fucking black
It's the sad little two dog
Ah, I see, I see, yes, yes, sad little two
I know that
Yeah
Um
Does it look different?
I think your guys is starting to turn I think
What do I even fucking do?
I mean I
Yeah but what am I supposed to do?
I think you just had your turn
but um
you accidentally put the white ball in
or you didn't hit it
and then
it's not your turn anymore
so now it's their turn
What?
And then they're gonna move the white ball
and they're gonna win
What do you mean? I didn't do anything
I don't know, you picked up the poll.
You're so like, just hot, you know what I'm saying?
You're so hot.
Thank you, thank you.
Do you like the poll in my head?
Yeah, I do. It's really big.
You see that? You, for the game markers,
I think we're done.
There is no way.
Yes, 100% of this game.
Okay, miss the shot we're gonna win come on
Oh, well, I think you should make the game what you don't I think you should make the game what
No, it's not gonna be sad
You're taking a pool
Okay
How do you
Drop it. Let me drop it. Let me drop it. Wait, how do you take my
I don't know is it Q or something R?
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you know what maybe I could just score it. Maybe I can score it
I don't know
If you've messed this up because I didn't have a turn boys skip my turn. You're right mood. I'm gonna mess it up
Thank you go for it good game guys
Nice win. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Can I get a hug?
Okay, all right, let's go to the water park, right? Yeah
I think she crossed again. No, no, it's okay. You can just sit in the corner
Well, you know, we won. I think Muda's just mad because Muda doesn't have the same chemistry that we had. You know what I'm saying?
No, it's true. We're undefeated power couple.
Of course we won that pool game. You know what I mean? Of course.
Yeah. Obviously, obviously.
That's over.
You know?
That was so cute.
Oh.
I mean we can go to the next place um and then she can request off me and join
Did you yeah, okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
Yeah, you really nothing all that hard. I mean, she didn't really have to do that, but I mean
What do you want me to say bro? I'm just naturally good at uh pool
Yeah, you're good with your pole
Part of spying you.
Oh my gosh.
Waterpark, waterpark, waterpark, waterpark.
Whoa! I'm actually bricked!
WALAHI, I'M BRICKED!
I'M ACTUALLY BRICKED!
No, I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding!
this is gonna be sick
oh water park
a secure secure and you got a baby suit for the water park
I do I do
I think we should have some money, I think we should have some money, I think we should have some money
okay yeah take your time, take your time, yes yes yes
ooh this water park is gonna be sick
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Hey, what's going on, Jyxx?
Oh, what's up, bro? Everything okay with you, man?
Uh, man, uh...
Wait, this is nice. Wow.
What did you want to talk to me about, bro? What did you want to talk to me about?
Well, I don't know, I just, where the fuck, where's my girl, bro? You know, like, I feel
like my date's going pretty good, but she just fucking keeps coming out on me, bro.
Yeah, bro, I don't know, I don't know. Yo, hide mine. Do you want to join the water
park or no? Bro, I don't know, man. I think your date is just having internet
issues, but my date's going fine, bro. You can always just watch.
I can always just watch, huh?
I can always just watch, Jixi.
Yeah.
Why would I watch?
I'm sorry, bro.
Bro, but this is actually a nice fucking water park.
Wow, wow.
Wait, high-fives getting on.
So you can actually go all the way up here.
High-fives getting on.
All right, we'll wait for them.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, my god, sorry.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
No, no, no, no, we don't want to look at the bikini yet,
bro, just come on, come on, come on, come on.
Bro, this is nice, there's like a lace, bro, this is sick.
There's like a lazy river, there's like a cheeky bar.
Bro, this is like a peak date, bro.
This is like a peak date, bro.
Whoa.
Bro, it's actually a lazy river,
it actually moves, look, it moves by itself.
Wow.
Wait, does it work if we use these two?
Yes, bro. This would definitely work.
Oh my god.
Bro, mutta. Oh my god.
But this looks like tarpon springs. Like this looks like my hood.
Dude, did you stop saying my hood when you grew up in the fucking trap with King Vaughn?
Yes, bro. Tarpon springs. Like, shit, it was not nice over there, bro.
Rough streets. This does look like my hood, though. This looks like the big tarpon.
I'm just gonna get her now, just gonna get her.
Just gonna get the top.
Let's go get a little...
Oh my!
Let's go get...
Holy shit, bro.
Jeezy, bro.
Bro.
Jeezy, god damn.
That other, that other girl she's with is lucky, like...
Oh, buddy's here.
Oh, you guys getting wet?
What's up?
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
My, my please say no, really.
It just shits itself.
Hello, GZ.
Hey, hi guys. Hey, bro.
So could you give us a little bit of the introductions to this water park here?
An introduction to this water park.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
Hey guys, the water park director wants to talk to us.
Go ahead and all.
guys guys the oh my god oh my god yes how do you get a change over okay
don't ask them over here
yo yo brothers actually beat this is actually like the best way to go this
speak jixie jixie jixie can i be honest yes yes wallahi i'm not even lying um i popped
the like a honey pocket last night and i think it's still messed up because bro looking at buddy
has me bricked up right now bro i'm just i'm you bricked up like hard bro i never did one of
those yo bro listen no next time we do vr stream i'm gonna have a headset and i'll pop a
So I might just have like a tent
Bro listen bro on everything I love bro, I have been bricks probably twice tonight after we got to the water park and jump to four
Bro listen, this is the best spot. We've ever been to we could actually make a whole class
We make a whole lot of data bro
I'm ready!
Where's the bikini?
Hi!
Hi!
Hey, how's it going?
Hello!
So, guys, there's light.
Whoa.
Uh, guys, there's light.
Whatty, your titties are huge.
Okay, okay, okay.
Thank you.
Bazaar.
You look very good.
Guys, did you guys want to go on some slides together?
What do you guys want to do?
Yeah!
Okay, I think there's one right here.
I think there's a slide right here.
So, uh, buddy, after you, my love.
Yeah, you know what, Sakura, after you, after you.
Yes.
Uh, oh hey, hey hi boys, how's it going?
How've it going?
I wonder if you could actually go down this line.
Don't go too fast, ladies, ladies, don't worry about it.
Take your time, take your time.
Whoa look at the view of the city. Wow look at the view of the city.
Oh my god there's so many water slides. I love water parks. Wow.
Hello guys. Hello. This is Tarpon switch. Hey hi guys. Guys the park manager. The park manager is
Yeah, it's just one at a time. One at a time. Make sure nobody goes down in a pack if you go down in a pack, you will die. Okay. Okay. Yes. Yes, maybe you will die. Well, hey, sir. Hi, guys. Is it possible I could carry my date down just me and my date?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is Dewar's house.
Here, Buddy and Moodler, you guys go first.
Buddy and Moodler, you guys go first.
Buddy first?
Buddy, come here, buddy, come here.
Alright, let me see where we can go.
We haven't seen Jason's all this live, we haven't seen Pets yet.
You guys are the first ones.
Oh, you have, we have a test in this live?
Moodler, you definitely got us.
Wait, what's...
Wait, what's...
What?
are they entered let's see this is actually sick boom yep wait this works
like a charm this is safe all right Sakura you know what you said in my
Okay, and we'll just go around
So girl, right?
Oh my god, there we go. We're going. Oh
Whoa, whoa
This feels like a real date
Whoa
Oh my god, we're going so fast. Oh my god Wow
Hey guys, oh you guys are still here. This is kind of dangerous. What is happening?
Yeah guys, there is a lazy river in here, but you guys want to check out the other slides and then maybe we could
I agree I agree I agree we should go to the bar
And I think we should just end in the like lazy river and go there and have some water one times, you know
I mean
Everybody come here. Let's go to the bar. Let's go to the bar. See anybody's working
Whoa, oh it's a whole bar here. Whoa. Oh
Yeah, oh my gosh
I'm sure he'll make his way over here give him time
Nothing nothing happened at all. I've gotten jump-scared like twice whoa, okay
you okay sorry sorry sorry sorry hi buddy how are you buddy oh thank you for the beverage thank you
thank you that's all yours yes cheers yes cheers click link
I
Can I try yours? Yes, yes, take it take it
Strawberry lemonade
Can I try yours, man?
Here, here, here.
How did you get that?
Okay.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
What was that?
Really good, really good, really good.
Not me.
Good bartender, good bartender.
Yes, great bartender.
Great bartender, wow.
Dang.
So like, oh, sorry, let me, I'm going to scoot here.
So like, um, basically,
You know what I'm saying?
Oh wait!
I see someone in the corner!
I heard you want to get married.
Isn't that right?
In the corner?
You don't have to do that one day, buddy.
Yeah.
Oh, maybe the visa.
There's that guy.
Hi, guys!
Hi, guys!
Hi, guys!
How was your day?
You fell!
I'm having a high five.
Hi, guys!
I don't know how I'm having a high five.
You fell!
Are you okay?
Yeah, I had a couple too many drinks.
Do you want this?
I think it's spiked.
Here.
Let me try it.
Yes, yes.
Okay, okay excuse me, ma'am
Wait, is there another slide by the way do you know if there's not a slide around here?
Do you know if there's not a slide around here
I don't know
You said it was tarpon right so this is
This guy's help your mood or have us yo bro. What's up? Have us got talk to your boy? Yeah
Is there only one slide in this joint?
Yeah, there is.
Yeah.
Okay.
Listen.
That's the Lazy River.
Lazy River.
Yeah.
The Lazy River.
The drinks.
I know.
But Mooded, listen.
I think you should get like one on one time in the Lazy River and then I should
get like one on one time in the Lazy River.
So I think like you should go like.
No, no, no.
Why don't you guys go in front and then we'll follow behind you guys about 30
seconds behind you guys.
Yes.
Yes.
for me. Okay, go, go, go. I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow. Okay. Hey, hey ladies.
Hey ladies. Yeah. Oh my god, he didn't go. Wait, how the fuck, yo, how the fuck did
he do that? How did he do that? So listen. Wait, he's cracked. Sakura, basically we're
gonna go on the lazy river and then like 30 seconds later, Muda and Buddy are gonna
go in there so we can just get like a long time. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I want to get the money.
So here, just let me grab another shoe you want.
I'm going to grab this one.
So I can get you later.
Yes.
Okay, no argument.
You need to bring it up as well.
Okay, so how do I get in? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
How do I get it in? I'm in.
Oh, wait. Speed it up, speed it up.
Sorry, I'm flying away. Oh, oh, there you go.
There you go, there you go.
Nice. Okay, can I crouch?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There we go.
Oh, perfect.
Whoa, waterfall, ah, wee!
So, like,
so like, first off, thank you for coming in the state with me.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I think, I just feel like this is very like,
a great bond, you know what I mean?
A great vibe.
Yeah, I had so much fun with you.
Thank you for inviting me to do this.
Of course, yeah, it's so,
I just feel like it's so romantic all over here.
You know what I mean? Oh, there's a photo spot. We'll have to go there the next time around, you know what I mean?
Yeah, absolutely.
Oh, my tube. Oh, it's okay. I'm still gone.
It's all good.
At least you got your tube. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah. But like, are you enjoying your date with me today, right now?
Of course. I always have fun when I'm with you.
Yeah, like and deep
Yeah, you're so much fun to be around. Can you only show me the most romantic places?
Yes, you know what I mean? Like this is so romantic. I love it. You know, I just think this is a great date
Like I'm having a beautiful time
You know what I mean?
Yay! Yeah, me too. Thank you.
And I'm brick.
Who? Somebody just said something, I think. Hello?
Yeah, I thought I heard someone. What? Hi, guys! You stalking me, bro? Look, he's...
Yeah. Oh, wait, there's a teleport water slider entrance. Interesting.
Interesting.
I think that takes us back to the top of the water slide.
Oh!
Would you want to go down the water slide a little bit?
Yeah, I'll help you with that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100% 100%.
Are you on the Strap for a time at all?
No.
Because I have a couple more places I wanted to show you today.
No, no, I'm not Strap at all.
No.
I probably can be on the date for another hour.
I'm not Strap for a time.
I've a...
Why is Hive Eyes gigantic?
What?
Why is he gigantic?
High-fives.
High-fives!
Strings of the heart that the tender was giving him.
Why is he gigantic?
Look, it's really, OK.
Your thighs look so beautiful.
You know what I mean?
Son, how am I going to wear it?
Thank you.
No, no, I appreciate it.
Like I said, they're scoped with me like my real thighs.
You know, you know, I can, I do leg day like three times a week, so I have nice thick
mommy thighs, good for squeezing.
So what would you say it's like, what do you look for in a man, you know what I mean?
I look for someone who's confident, funny, I look for, let's see, the guy who always
holds the door. She's like, you know, he's a gentleman. She's
been like a lady. Um, you know, I appreciate a man who doesn't
move too fast because I like to like to get to know my dates
and my partners, you know, a little bit before things get
serious. But I think we've been moving at a really nice
pace. Yes. Yes. Yeah. One. Do you like the water? Do you
like the water I do oh my god I used to go out on the boat like every week and
I'm mixing this is so much hey have eyes why are you gigantic yeah I'm just
naturally six four athletic hi guys are you are you trying to hit on my
my date bro my date no no I would never do that okay bro there's a photo spot
here we should take this photo here how do we take it yeah it just says
photos but you know okay okay yes yes yes yes I'll take a picture smile yeah
Yeah, yeah, come here nice big smile.
All right.
Cheese.
Oh my god, we have to check the pic.
We have to check it.
Yes, yes.
Cute.
Let's see the pic.
Let's see the two.
Okay, okay.
Let me see the two.
Let me see the two.
I'm gonna pull it up on the shirt.
I'm gonna take a photo.
Let's take a photo.
And then we can take a group photo.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Can y'all take me? Can y'all give us a picture? Can y'all take a picture of us?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, Sakura, you sent them into school?
Yeah, yeah, I just sent them into school.
Oh my god.
So beautiful.
Why don't they? Why don't they?
What am I here?
Okay, okay.
So beautiful. Wow.
Can I take a picture with you guys?
Okay, okay.
Can you take a picture with me?
Can you take a picture with my beautiful girl right here?
Okay, okay.
Okay, let's kiss.
Let's kiss.
Okay.
Three, two, one, kiss.
Let's kiss.
Alright, let's go.
And I'll take a group photo.
Okay, yes, yes.
Can you help me with the script, please?
Yeah, it's already up.
It's already up.
Yeah
Okay, yes, yes, yes wait, let me get here
Yeah, there we go
Here we go
All right cheese
cheese
Thank you
So guys, let's go to the next location. Let's go to the next location. Yeah. Yeah
Oh my god
Hi guys, what happened
What happened bro pick them up
like there's something in the drinks bro bro what the fuck did you drink
rose it's fight to some shit wait so where's the next where's the next spot
Hi guys, maybe you'll be figured out there. Oh, it's right there
Get your big nose out of his face, bro
There we go
Where's this next location? What is it? What is it? What is it? Where's the next location chat hide-and-seek?
Oh
Hide and seek
Yeah, yeah, lock in
Hide and seek
Wow hide and seek wait, so we're like tiny, huh? We're tiny
So
Mooda pick tiny pick tiny who's gonna be the seeker who's gonna be the seeker you guys
Me bunny and mouse. He'll be seekers
Okay, I need to pick seekers how long do we got to hide you?
I'm not sure
We're hiding together to see we should hide together though. Uh, I don't know
All right, oh wait, what am I doing hide mine? Are you hiding had mine?
I find can be a secret to if you want hi boys, what a high jump up jump up
Bro high-fives is stuck. It's okay. He's hiding anyways, right? We're all gonna hide
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine. So you guys are the seekers. Okay already. Okay, we're gonna go high
Captain 30. Yes. Yes
We don't pick hi boys, why are you tiny bro?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, what's this?
Is it beautiful?
Is it beautiful?
I think so.
Where are you?
Where are you?
I'm going to find you.
Made on where did you kill her?
Where?
Where is she?
Table?
Hmm.
I don't want to be here.
Where could you possibly be?
Is this a farm?
Nope.
Where is he?
I don't know the farm yet.
Where's my good boy at?
Is he under here?
Where is he?
What the hell? Where are they? I can't find them.
Are you...
The...
You've been high-vives?
Did we dance last night?
Did we open the door?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know what we're doing.
Oh, I don't expect them.
Where are they?
Under this...
Really?
Cable?
Why does it grow on honey?
What?
I don't know. It's in there.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Where the fuck?
I see something over there, what is that, radon's eye, ear, ear, I see something, I don't know it, I see you.
I see you, come here, I see you, good boy, I found you, I found you, gonna be picked
up in my hand here, crawling my hand.
Oh my god, mommy.
Yeah?
You're so small.
You're so small.
Oh my gosh.
You're so tiny.
You're so tiny.
You're gonna be a teeny-tiny come over me.
Oh my god.
You're so tiny.
Who is he?
Ooh.
I found you.
I found you.
This is the best one, this is the best one.
Yeah?
Do you like this game?
Yeah?
Of course.
I can pick you up.
Here you go.
Anyone up here?
Such a good boy.
Oh, look at you.
You're so tiny.
You know what I'm saying?
You are such a good boy, you are such a good boy.
I won! I won!
Mommy, you couldn't find me.
It's fine.
I won! I won!
Mommy, you couldn't have climbed me.
I couldn't have climbed you.
Okay, it's okay.
Now, me and Mura, me and Mura.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, me and Mura.
What do you say?
Only people on VR can be seekers.
I didn't know that.
Oh, no worries, no worries.
I can hide it again.
this time you got to find me.
All right, okay, okay, okay.
I'm finding the other side.
Hide, mind. Are you hiding?
Hide, mind. You should hide.
Hide, mind. Are you hiding? Yes, yes.
Yes. Take, take time.
Take time. There you go.
Are you guys ready?
Yep.
Where are we going? Where are we going?
Are we hiding? Are we hiding?
Are we hiding?
Where are we going?
Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?
Up here, up here.
If you can hear you, shut up.
I have to thank you.
I have to thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, guys, wait.
What?
Guys, wait. Sorry, guys. I didn't find my hiding spot yet.
No, no. I need more time. More time.
More time.
more time behind. Yes. All right, go ahead. Go ahead. I won't look. Okay, for the more
time. Sorry. Okay, guys, okay. Whoa.
Okay, mommy come inside me
Whatever me says.
Whatever the department that says, they really like talking.
You're the cat out?
Yup, me too.
I have an inner pocket.
I work with under the couch.
You're in the toilet in here?
You're the honey ball?
No.
No?
Not bad.
What's up, Bonnie?
What's up, Bonnie?
I'm trying to guess.
What's this?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Are you...
here?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What's this?
There's someone back there?
I can't see.
Is that you?
Oh no.
You're so cute.
Oh no.
You found me, mommy.
Oh my god.
I found you.
Hi.
How do you found me no way that's where I was last round could you pick me up in your head?
Is that worse? I don't know.
I see. There you go.
Okay.
There you go.
Do you need help finding Muda or are you just chilling here?
Yeah, I mean, we can just hang out here if you want, up to you, up to you, up to you.
Yeah, I see.
Talk to me.
Wait, I think I know where Muda is, by the way.
I think I know where Muda is.
Okay, behind here?
He's, I think I know where Muda is.
Whoa.
I think he's up, up top, up top, up top.
Oh, I see him.
Hey.
I see him.
Hi.
Whoa.
Where's Hivemind? Hivemind's the last one?
Oh, yeah.
Um...
Um...
You know, like, south of Lombard?
Shhh. Shhh.
Shhh. Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
In Highland?
Oh, Harding as well?
Yeah, I'd be crazy.
Harding.
I think we fun in Highland.
I think Highland is Harding.
I don't know I'm looking for high-bives I don't know I was looking
have us over here I think I think have eyes one oh he was under the TV he was
under the TV wait you guys said he got one more spots ago too
Whoa
Yeah, so that's got another spot. It's a lot of fun
so I have
We could do boxing I was thinking I really wanted to do for today
But it might be better to wait to do horror until you guys have the headsets. Yeah
You're so smart
I would never, I would never, I would never get scared by the way.
Oh.
Yes, funny guy.
Okay, so...
Yeah.
He's gonna do boxing?
He's gonna do boxing?
Yes, yeah, that's...
Yeah, that's the boxing.
Yeah, that's the boxing.
Wait, is that JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?
What?
Bro chat I fell no you can't fucking get back up, but it's JoJo's was our adventure
I'm covered I'm covered I'm covered
Boxing
Uh-uh-uh, Earl on a P.
R-r-r-r-r-r-r-ra-r-r-ra-ra-r-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra.
Did you already remember that? Remember that song?
Earl on a P.
Whoa.
How do you close out of this?
New gloves again.
Oh my god.
How do you close out?
I'm not checking out.
Check thing!
I think I saw you.
Hi guys.
How are you still mini?
Everybody's normal size.
You're still small.
Why are they so small?
Hi guys, help.
Get up.
Bro, there's a whole last boxing ring in here?
What?
What?
Wait, do we need a...
Do we need to wait?
There's Spider-Man!
There's Spider-Man bumps.
Do we need um do we need to wait?
There's spiny lane bulbs.
What was that?
Oh that's cars, that's cars.
Never mind, that's cars.
These are goss.
I like these.
Yeah, those are nice.
Wow.
Oh shit.
Whoa.
How do I?
Um, okay so how do we box?
How do we box though?
Yeah, do we need to be hard to do that?
I feel like we need to be hard to do that.
me, you, but, um,
it's not this world,
if you guys, if you can't figure out boxing and you want to try something else, I could still have another option.
I mean, we can always just go back to your place.
That's true. You can go back to our place.
Yeah, that's not a-
I have something really fun. Hold on. Before we begin.
I am one world that you guys might find interesting.
Interesting, I like interesting.
Yeah.
No.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
MASS!
I'm enjoying myself.
What the fuck is happening?
Wait, it says if you can't see the-
What the hell?
Well, you're getting small clones and stuff.
Oh wait, there we go.
Am I big? How do you get big?
Uh, yeah, let's come over here.
I'm gonna be big bunny and then you guys can look up there.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah
Thank you, bro. Thank you
Guys, um, so I'm like a miniature, huh
Is that a fishing pole? What is that?
Yeah, I think fishing might be a good thing.
I'm on it.
Whoa.
Oh, my God. Do that to me. Mommy, do that to me.
Whoa.
Which one? Oh, that one's a fishing pole.
I'm like on the fishing pole.
those are okay wow this is insane we're like many I'm like a little whoa it's
Okay, you can pick me back up, babe
Secure everything, okay, I'm like
I'm intimate, bro. I'm intimate.
I wasn't that bad too, but I'm a bit really big, bro.
What do I do? What do I do?
Oh, this is my favorite best ones from our episode, bro.
I'm not gonna lie. I don't know what's happening.
They have fishing hooks, bro, and they're getting us.
Yes. How's it going?
You found me?
Whoa.
I found you. I found you.
What did you say?
Yeah, so who's to say we don't just like take it back to the house or something?
Air ball
Yeah, maybe we can head back to your guys
Yep. Easy peasy. You're so smart and good at explaining things.
Thank you, thank you. All right, let me see. Let me see. Let me see.
I'll take us, take us to Mercosie. Let's go. Maybe no KJs in this room.
line down yeah yeah yeah we have a new place
I'm gonna take you to some cozy...
Yeah, no problem.
...and just trying to...
No, please try to come on.
Can I have a word with the GCGC please, come here?
Yeah, yeah.
Take your time, guys.
You see how good I am.
What do we want to do?
We want to go back to their place.
I mean, what do you want to do?
What do we want to do in the back of their place?
I mean, what do you want to do?
I'm so fucking important to you right now.
I'm not going to lie, I'm just trying to...
No, bro, I can't crack, bro.
It's like a...
We're streaming, bro.
Um, I don't know, though.
I don't know.
What?
Is your truth right there?
Alright, guys.
Oh my gosh.
If you want to, I'm not opposed to it.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Moonlit Lodge.
Whoa.
Whoa.
One in the chat if you're erect.
Two in the chat if you're not free in the chat if you've got a question.
This is gonna be good, this is gonna be good, this is gonna be good.
Look what you can do, you ready?
You can drive the cars.
Wow.
You got a cute car.
Wow.
You know you can drive.
It worked.
Yeah, it did.
Oh my God.
How did you get in?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm not able to do it.
I'm not able to do it.
Can't breathe.
I'm in pain.
Oh my God.
I don't know.
I'm just going to look at you.
I'm going to get cute eyes.
You want to check out the inside?
Yeah.
Can you open the door?
I'm too small.
I didn't even see you!
I didn't even see you!
This is nice!
This is thick!
Wow!
This is very nice!
Whoa!
This is a basement!
Whoa!
And now it's texture time!
Normal texture!
Yes!
Wait, come over here, come over here!
Yeah!
So this is what I'm wearing right now, this is what I'm wearing right now, yeah I've got the tiny one.
Wow that's cool. I need to get one of those.
This is the one, this is the one that Mooda got I think, that's probably the one that you should get too.
A VR.
Yeah, a VR inside of a VR.
Yo, can y'all give us a tour?
This is what you're gonna do soon.
Look, a quest hints there.
Yeah, I already have that one.
Yeah, I already have that one.
What's the one you're gonna get right there?
What, it's Hamas?
Yo, uh, Jigs, can y'all meet us at the front door to give us a tour of this place, please?
Okay, Hamas.
Yeah, check out the house.
from the garage please ladies from the garage from the garage all right well welcome to our new house
um we can come over here come over here hi ladies hi how are y'all hi welcome to our new house
it's a very beautiful house i'm praying for you guys this time it's way better beautiful very very nice
Upstairs and downstairs should we see that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, let's go upstairs.
Yeah, let's go upstairs.
The upstairs is pretty empty, man.
It's just, you know, you got your bed and you got your TV, and you see where all
the streaming happens.
What is this fucking monitor, bro?
This monitor is fucking bigger than my time.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!
High-pitched?
But there's like a streaming standard of up here.
What?
Hot top!
You guys have a hot tub?
Yes!
Yeah, we do.
I might check.
Hit that later tonight.
Later tonight, please.
Wow, what an amazing room here.
Yeah, top of bedroom.
We will check out a pool here if you can use it as a pool.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I might crash here tonight.
You know what I'm saying?
I might crash right here.
you're welcome anytime yeah yeah I would hate to sleep in here on the ground
and then yeah I know I was lost to the company
we got um I see the room
oh my yeah
you can see our shadows in the in the in the things and look at our shadows
Yeah, oh
What what's happening? I think if my dick is any harder than I thought
Oh, I broke my I broke my camera. No
No
Oh, this is nice
Look at the TV.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, my God.
Can you give me more of these ones?
Wow!
Guys, I think I'm going to check out the hot tub.
Yeah, I got it.
Hi, guys, where are you?
Muda, where are you at?
Where are you?
I'm going to draw your nose, Muda.
I might check out. Sorry, I'm gonna take a dump really quick, Sakura.
Oh, yeah, yeah, take your time.
I'm gonna push in here.
I don't look at them, it's just here.
And...
Chatting about to explode into my pants, y'all.
I had it back out there.
I'm in the bathroom bro what's up?
It's nice bro.
Nothing.
Nothing.
This is nice.
This is a nice crib.
Nice crib bro.
The only thing interesting is that it's like dungeon.
Umm.
Umm.
Umm.
Mmm.
It tastes so good.
Alright.
Umm.
I'm going to check out the tub.
Where is the hot tub?
Whoa, this is nice.
What is happening?
Taking pictures with your babe.
Oh, you took pictures for me?
I'm going to show you.
Yeah, I'll show you this one.
So there's this one.
like that one oh wow beautiful back oh my god
that one too
wow
actually see you guys if you want to see that oh you can catch fish
now we got uh fishing hey wait one moment one moment girl
I just want to talk to you about it really quick, sorry.
Hey, Mura, Mura, Mura.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.
Yo.
Mura.
Mura, Mura, come here for me.
Mura, is it?
Oh, please.
Yeah, but Mura, is it cool if I, like, I sell Sakura real quick, bro?
I think I can make a play right now.
Yeah, play this shit.
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
Like, I'm just going to go, like, you know, walk Mura really quick, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, go for it, bro.
Go for it, go for it.
You take your girl in the hot tub, okay?
No, we, alright, alright, alright.
I can meet you
Hi guys, what are you listening to?
It's a girl is it okay if I have a word with you, but it was
So I just wanted to I just want to take you on this walk because I thought it was really romantical, you know what I mean
Yeah, the moonlight's so beautiful, so nice with you.
Yes, I walked behind you, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but I just wanted to take you in this walk because, you know, I just wanted a little bit of
alone time and it's just so romantic. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah. That was some really nice hanging out with you.
Yeah, this has been like, I've been really enjoying to this day.
Yeah, this has been like the best day. Wow, this is such a nice place. Look at this.
Yeah. Wow, what a nice view out there.
Beautiful. It's so beautiful. Have you ever like counted all of the stars before? I did that one night. It's so silly.
No, that's cute. I love going and looking at the stars. That's my favorite thing to do. Yes. Okay. Yeah. No, I love looking at the stars.
I like looking at your eyes too. It kind of reminds me of the stars a little bit.
Thank you, you make me blush, you make me blush, you're so sweet.
So much fun to do today.
I think of all our dates, this is the best one so far, I thought it would be fun.
I agree, next time we'll have like a headset, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Ignore him.
Yeah, but you know, we didn't go around this walk, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, ignore him.
Jesus.
Hey!
What?
Sorry about that.
You gotta hit her.
Yeah.
Go!
You gotta hit her!
You gotta hit her!
No, no, no, I'm gonna back up, big.
You're gonna hit her!
Sorry, don't worry about them.
I'm a good driver, bro.
I'm a good driver.
Okay.
Wait, is this a cute little gameboy?
Wow.
Wow.
God, this is such a nice view.
It's just so romantical.
It's a nice spot to fall on and look mood and bunny are having nice a long time over there Wow
There are so cute together yeah
Yeah, no, I think we're pretty cute together too
No, yeah, 100% you put the words out of my mouth. That's what I was gonna say. That was literally the next thing I was gonna say
We're not finishing each other's sentences. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Oh my god. Yes. How far does
this walk? Oh, how far does this walk even go? I don't know. I'm normally too afraid to
come out here alone at night. No, yeah, I'll protect you. Yeah, I keep you safe, baby.
Is that a tent? Wait a minute. Did you set this up?
Uh, I might have set it up with the high-vives, you know what I'm saying?
Oh my god, cute.
Oh, we got a whole queue. It's like a little tent.
Oh my god. How romantic. You're so thoughtful.
Yeah, this is so romantic, you know what I'm saying? I love it in here.
I actually basically set up this entire date. You know what I mean? I set up this whole date. I had to high-five myself all the time.
Oh my god.
Dude, you are so romantic. That's why you're my baby.
Yeah.
You're so cute.
Oh my god. Yes.
Is there any chance I could get like a kiss or something?
Yeah, of course. Of course.
Yeah.
Oooooh.
Hahaha.
Cute.
I'm bushing, I'm bushing.
Kisses are failed to give me butterflies.
Hahaha.
Hi ba-
Sorry about that, Kat.
Hi ba-
Sorry about that.
It's supposed to be behind you. It's like a cough.
Oh.
Oh my god, that's police chase. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about
he's so crazy. Classic classic. I think it's okay. Classic
tarpon springs. Yes. Yeah. Police chases. I know. Yeah. You
know, in tarpon springs, I grew up in a really rough area. You
know what I mean, but I'm glad that I made it out and I was able to meet you, you know what I mean?
Because I made it out of the tarp, the big tarp.
Yeah, I'm really lucky. Sometimes I just say like everything happens for a reason and everything
works its way out. And I think like, this might be a little bit of best timing.
Yeah, it's, yeah, you know what I'm saying 100%. And yeah, it's great. It's great.
Wow, I'm just overwhelmed in this moment. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I know it's okay.
So like, do you need me to calm you down? Are you nervous?
Yeah, sure. That'll be fine if you want to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Man, you're so cute. So lucky.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yeah, it's very uh it's very cold over here
Oh, yeah, let me just like just get closer to you
Yeah, you could sit on like my lap if you want
Yeah, yeah, it's perfect. Yeah, I'm using the peruzines
Wow. Well, I'm literally erect. So what we need to do right now is
We probably need to meet up with Mudra and Bunny, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, let's go, let's go do that.
Let's go check them out, you know what I mean?
Okay, let's go.
Yeah, we're, I think they're over there.
Where are they at?
They're over here, I think.
I think they're fishing together.
Oh my god, that's so romantic.
I don't know if we can get to them through here.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Oh, you got me a little wet.
Okay.
Let's sneak up on it.
I feel like our lips were like made for each other, but they just connect so well.
I feel like our lips were like made for each other, Bunny. They just connect so well.
Yeah, they do.
Do you want to go back to your room?
Do you want to go back to your room?
What the fuck?
Hey guys, how long were y'all there for?
And I was like a couple minutes.
You know what I'm saying?
A couple minutes.
How about we go to the hot tub and then, yeah, let's go to the hot tub.
the hot tub for a bit? Yeah, that's fine. Let's go. Let's go ladies. Ladies first. Ladies first.
I'm scared of the hot tub.
Can y'all speed up for a bit? I mean, Jixi will follow behind us.
Bro, there's a VIP area that you have to pay for.
Shies. That looks so romantical. Yo, what's up?
bro dude i think i just had i i got i never had eight kisses with bunge in the
same like same time bro we almost i don't even know
really how was your walk how was your walk what did y'all talk about
wait you could pay this hold on one second you could pay this bro
can i have enough pee have enough muddy have eyes
900 robux
I mean what are we gonna even get up there y'all want to go up there do you want to go up there no
That's okay. Don't worry about it. I was gonna lead check to one of them bro. Look bro
What's your plan bro? Cuz I'm about to get off bro. I'm about to hop off bro
Well, this is my plan. I'm gonna hit the hot tub and I'm gonna go back to their rooms
And then we can end it and look at that back so
Oh my fucking god.
Room for two more.
That's cool.
Come again, let's do that.
But before you do that, make sure you press the pull-down.
So you're not going to have someone floating.
So just push that all the way on the other side.
Yeah, slide it down.
There you go.
So now you can stand in the water now without drowning.
Oh, he's still drowning.
What about the hot tub?
Is the hot tub good? Is the hot tub good?
Wait, there's a hot tub?
Right here.
Hey, hey, hey, buddy, why don't you come and sit on my lap here, baby?
Why don't you come and sit on my lap, baby?
Okay, okay.
Where are you going to sit?
Probably see my favorite place to sit.
All right. Yeah, that's fine. You can sit right there
So the the sky looks so beautiful today
You have nice tan lines, you know the same you've been out in the sun
Yeah, yeah, I like going to the beach and getting a little tan.
Do you like going to the beach?
Yeah, I like the beach, I like the beach.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
A lot of recoil there.
Oh, yeah, we're good, we're good.
I like the hot tub a lot, it's very cozy.
Yeah, it's very cozy.
Yeah.
Hey buddy, why don't you come sit on my lap so we can, hey,
Why don't we uh, do you want to do uh, shoot the dare again? Oh god
Yeah, you know what whoever wants to go first can go and shoot the dare
Uh, Sakura, um, truth or dare?
Mmm, dare.
Uh, could you like bite my ear or something?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Alright.
Mmm.
Ow!
Sorry, it was not too hot.
No, that was perfect. That was fine. That was fine.
Okay.
Uh, uh,
Yeah.
Yeah.
I choose.
Uh,
my love, my love.
Yeah.
I choose.
Yeah.
I would say.
Uh,
Uh, Bunny, I would die there-
MY VICE, FUCK UP!
Bunny, I dare you to...
Slice your proper face and kiss me.
Sure, I could do that for you.
Alright, ready?
Yeah.
You ready?
My vice died!
Good boy.
Who's turn is it now? I believe Sakura.
I think you pick, right? You asked me.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Do you think they're there?
I'm going to go with there.
Okay, I dare you, I dare you to spank me.
Say what I hear, bro. No, say what I hear, bro.
No.
No.
I don't know.
Out of the way.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Ready?
Okay.
I'm gonna look like that there.
Okay.
Are you back?
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That's good. That's good. Okay. Are you serious?
I want you to kiss my stomach and um, yeah, kiss my stomach.
Uh, are you, uh, you...
Watch out, his nose might hit you.
Oh, yeah. You're gonna prick me with that big thing, right?
Uh, I don't know. Uh, give me one second.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay, so who's next?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay, okay, yes.
So wait, shoot her there, Sakura.
There.
Could I, like, smell your feet?
Yeah, that's... whoa.
Wait, how do I... yeah, okay, yeah, just...
Yeah, I'll take care of it.
Oh, oh my God.
Wow. Nice nail polish. What color is your nail polish?
Thank you. I go for the French tip manicure.
Oh, that's all right. Okay, thank you, thank you. Wow, they look...
They look very nice smell good smell good Wow
Okay, yes, you're oh, wow, okay, who's next Jesus
I think dare. I think we should just call this game dare. Dare and dare. Just dare we see?
Yeah, yeah.
Yes, yes.
I dare you to play with my hair and call me goodbye over and over and over.
Okay, I can do that for you.
Okay, okay.
Okay, mommy, go.
Oh, God, he's my good boy.
He's such a good boy, aren't you?
Such a good boy.
Like when I'm playing with your hair?
He's a good boy.
Say me.
Say I'm a good boy.
I'm a good boy.
Oh, my God.
Yes, you are.
You're such a good boy.
I'm a good boy.
All right, guys, I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna hit the hay y'all. I gotta go to sleep
Can y'all show us the bedrooms please?
Can y'all show us the bedrooms?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
You say that.
Yeah, return them to me.
I don't know if I can take it with me or not, I can't get it out of my head.
Whoa, where's the bath?
Is there too much?
Yeah, ladies, yeah, where's the ladies?
Where's the stairs?
Oh, here's a nice bath.
I need some beds in here.
You guys pick your room. You know what I'm saying? Yeah
Sakura
It's not she amazing for I actually have a nice
very nice this is very nice okay now take a seat you have it on your hand yeah take a seat
I just get comfortable here so we're gonna flick the lights off or no
I like to be able to see your face oh okay yeah yeah no problem
It's a no problem at all, yeah so do you like, do you want to watch like Netflix or something?
Yeah, yeah.
I remember when I asked you about watching Fast and the Furious, maybe we could watch
Fast and the Furious.
Yeah, no, 100%.
Now in terms of like cuddling, would you consider yourself like big spoon or little spoon?
I can do whatever you want me to. I like both. I'm gonna take it in my arms and hold you and snuggle you close.
Who put it on this song?
I don't know what that is. I love this song.
Yeah, or I could be a big spoon or a little spoon. What do you want?
No, I mean, I'd like to be, I'd like to be a big spoon. You know what I'm saying? I'd like to be a big spoon.
I love this song too, do you want to dance?
Yeah, yeah, let's dance a little bit.
Let's dance a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, let's dance a little bit. Let's dance a little bit.
Wow, you're so good at dancing. You're so cute.
Yes, yes. You're so incredible. This is insane! Oh my God!
Yes. Okay. Let me pause this for a second. Wow. What a song. What a song. You know what
I'm saying. So what do you want to like do now? Whoa. What do I just hear? Oh, I mean,
I think they're getting a little bit intimate right there.
You stay here.
Can you give me a back massage?
Yes, I can give you back massage.
You stay here.
I'll go check on that.
I'll go check on that.
All right, all right.
I'll get ready for a back massage.
All right.
Let's stay here.
Yeah.
I'm just wondering what the pain here is.
I'm going to take my nails and your, um, knife's back.
Oh, wow.
You're so wrestling.
Yeah.
I'm going to take my nails and your, um, knife's back.
Oh, wow.
You're so wrestling.
my nails in your um nice bag oh wow you're so muscly oh wow thank you thank you you know I hit back you
know I hit back for you girl come on oh wow how much she even lived oh baby you don't even want to
know baby you don't want to know I would do want to know tell me well I don't even know
Turn around, let me try the favorite. Let me give you a back massage, honey. Come here.
Can you give me one? Okay. Here you go.
I don't know where to go.
Hey, Skrump.
All right.
Where did you? Hi.
Where did your clothes go? I'm sorry.
I just got ready for anything.
Oh yeah, you're good. I just want to go to a more like private bed, you know what I mean?
There's a good thing down here.
You're amazing. Keep doing it.
Wait, I think there's one down here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, this is pretty nice, yeah.
Wait, it's actually here.
Went over here.
Wow.
What happened?
It's massive down here.
I can't see. Oh, there we go. Whoa. Whoa. Wait, another one here.
Calling issues. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No words. What is that? Okay.
What's that? I don't know. Oh, never mind. Let's head back upstairs. Sorry.
Love to birthday. Yeah.
Okay, this is this bad is nice here. This bad is nice here.
You're right here. Right here. Right here. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. So what happened to your, like, shepherd?
Oh, you know, I just wanted to get in something more comfortable for me watching some Netflix.
Yeah, 100%.
You know, we're going to be cutting out and getting cozy.
Yes. Let me give you a back massage. Let me give you a back massage. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'm just going to give you a back massage, like...
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You feel the like shoulder pressure or?
Yeah, yeah, my shoulder is going to work.
What the fuck is a kitchen, bro?
No!
No!
No!
Oh my god!
I don't know.
We're just, we're just...
Oh, well.
You know what I'm saying.
So, um, wow.
I don't even know what to do, you know what I mean?
Um...
Where's the button?
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah.
Where's the button?
I forgot.
What are you doing?
I just...
Stretch a little bit.
Okay.
You know what?
Yeah, okay.
Um...
Look, there's a shower.
Okay.
Sakura, you know what I'm saying?
This was great.
Sakura, I'm going to...
I'm gonna go to sleep, you know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna hit the hay, you know what I mean?
Okay.
I'll see you again.
I'll see you again soon, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'll miss you, see you again soon.
Good night, you know what I mean.
Don't say goodbye to Muda for me or, you know what I mean.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
All right, good night, lovely.
Good night.
Good night.
You're so good today.
Oh my gosh.
I got it.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Whoa chat good night y'all a good night y'all Wow check mood a stream check mood up I
Think he's finding a song
Hey buddy come here. Okay. I
Can't even watch this bro chat have a fan tab at us amazing night. I can't even watch this bro. I got to get out of the game
Chat I'm gonna see y'all boys, bro
I'ma see y'all boys, bro.
Chat better tonight, have a great night,
have a blessed night, you know what I'm saying?
And tomorrow, $100,000 chess tournament.