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Wow nine hour flight guys nine hour flight dude. Oh
Bro chat I'm in England bro. I'm English Jinxie bro English friggin Jinxie bro
Chat, I'm English as fuck right now.
Chat, I'm English JynxD, bro.
Bro survived, the plane did not crash.
Chat, let's get a W in the chat, man.
The ass mic, here we go.
What do you mean the mic's bad?
What do you mean the mic?
The mic's bad, ass mic.
What the fuck do you mean?
What do you mean the mic's bad?
How bad could the mic actually be?
I'm a no-dog, cause I'm actually gonna get mad in this story.
How bad could the mic accent to be bro, that last
Check how does it sound now? Hive mind is tweaking it bro
Dude, I have so much story times bro. Chattanova so much story times. Yes. I'm in a swivel chair
You guys know, I hate swivel chairs. I have so much story times bro
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. How does it sound?
Chattanova
How does the mic sounds?
Bro, there's so much to talk about. No, there's so much to talk about bro. You sound so England. Yes, bro
I'm English now chat basically bro. I went to England and now I am English bro. I am British bro
So your mic sounds ass fuck you I
Wish the plane crashed. Okay. Yo guys, this is why I don't travel y'all. No, no
Legitimately this is why I don't travel. I wish the play like are you serious bro? Come on
There's a line and you just crossed it bro. There is a frigging line and you crossed it dude. I
Wish the plane crashed who types that who types that shit?
chat is the mic so
Dude, I'm gonna English set it up chat. I'm in an English house, bro chat. It's like so
How does it oh how does it sound high-fives to be okay chat is the mic so
10 of my teeth too, bro. I have bad head guys. Dude. I have so much story times, but let
me let me fix the mic first bro and drink my tea bro because I'm British now. 10 of
British. I'm drinking my tea. Are we good at us? We're good. Okay, story times.
Fortnite, we need to talk. No, but seriously, seriously, chat. We need to talk.
Yes, I made it to England, bro. And I already see people in the chat typing,
I wish the plane crashed. Must scroll up ban him. We don't need this
negativity in the chat guys we made it to England boys do y'all want to see the
setup I'm gonna do the story time at a second I would do the story time a second
I would do this please shut your disgusting mouth did you check in with
me before coming to England I'm at work right now please go live later W's hey I
finally saw W in there bro I saw like one W check let's get W's bro I'm in
England man, I'm in England for a whole week. I'm in England for a whole week.
Hey, Jinxy, I hope you get shanked. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo, but we're not doing this. We're not doing this. We're not doing this, bro.
This is why I don't travel. This is why I don't fricking travel.
I hope you get shanked, bro. Are you serious?
Are you fricking serious?
Guys, I am literally in England, bro.
Hive Eyes is calling me.
Hive Eyes is calling me.
Yo, Hive Eyes, I'm English now, bro.
What's up, bro?
I'm English.
Hey, how's it going, James?
Yo, this is our first stream in England, bro.
First stream in England.
Yes, yes.
It's already off to a roaring start.
So what I need you to do, I need
you to turn the game down.
There should be a gain knob on the mic, having to turn that back on.
On the back or the front?
Well, it should be labeled, but it should say gain.
I see one on the volume, and then I see on the back it says gain, gain, gain.
You want me to turn that up?
No, no!
You need to turn that down.
Let me try to really get up and see how it sounds.
Yo, how's this sound, Kat? How's that sound?
Why are people saying ow, why are people saying ow, people are saying ow, people are saying
my ears.
Wait, how about now, how about now, how about now.
I turned it all the way down, but the game is all the way down.
Hey, Jinxie, I hate you.
I'm not going to get it perfect, but I have to.
You know how the chat is chat's gonna say the mic's bad even if it's perfect, bro
Yeah, that's it actually grinds my gears. That's it actually grinds my gears, bro
That's your legitimately grinds my gears dude. I can't even make this shit up, bro. I
Can't even make this shit up dude
Corpio sees
I have story times to tell you guys. I'm just fixing the mic right now. Well, I'm as it
happens. I have mine is fixed in a mic chat because I have story times, bro. Chad, I have
a crazy story time, dude. Dude, I need to go live on YouTube too, but I'll wait though.
Okay, how does that sound? Chad?
It just sounds echoey because you're in like a room that's really not furnished for streaming, you know?
So it's just, yo, but let's cut to the chase, bro. You probably were safe, but let's cut to the chase, bro
I'm looking here on the schedule for the UK streams. Yeah, we have one week of a schedule for UK, bro
So
Bonnie blue
I was yeah, we're all gonna ask for like I mean this is the closest we're gonna come bro without it being AI
So are you gonna make it happen? Uh?
No, bro. Listen, I would honestly I would have the same result of taking gasoline and a blowtorch and lighting my penis on fire
Bro listen, bro. If I did a Bonnie blue collab high-bives, I would die bro. I would literally not make it out alive
Bro, body blue, if you're in England, bro, stay away from me.
Like, I'm going to be hiding from you.
I don't want to see you in England, body.
Yeah, actually, the last time we talked,
I was going to DM her team.
They're actually excited for the match.
They said they're going to be there.
They're buying front row tickets for you, bro.
So let me get this straight.
No, no, no, let me get this straight.
On company work hours and company work time,
you called Bonnie Blues management without consulting me
and they have front row tickets at the side of the majority match.
Yes.
OK.
Brother, high-vives.
This was not in the itinerary.
This was not in the agenda, though.
They'll be wearing a jinxed jersey in the front row.
I don't give a flying fadoodle cake.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I'm very grateful for these opportunities, jinxed.
Bro, it's not really opportunity.
High-vives, my penis will die, bro.
It's that opportunity.
Hey, I can't wait, bro.
So they said the 14th works.
I don't know, that's a two days.
Yeah, I'll walk you in for that one, all right?
Yeah, I'm hanging up on this guy.
Listen, bro, Bonnie Blue, I knew this was coming.
I knew this was coming because two months ago,
we had the whole AI bullshit about how Bonnie Blue
is having a kid with GenC.
It's clearly AI.
And if you go to Google and look up, like, Jynxie,
and you go, like, eight scrolls down, you can do it.
You will see our Jynxie and Bonnie Blue having a kid.
Is Bonnie Blue pregnant with Jynxie?
This is the problem with AI, and this
is the epidemic of what's at stake.
Bro, no, no, no.
This is what's at stake in here, bro.
Like, this is what I'm talking about.
Because you see AI TikTok, right?
way I need to go live on YouTube. Fortnite, we need to talk. Shout out
Sack for PK. I landed in England. We got a story time. But first,
before we get into the story time, there will not be a Bonnie Blue collab
in England. I was reading the offline chat. I'm like setting up my
stream, getting ready to go, flew nine hours to England, literally on one
hour of sleep I'm on one hour of sleep because I can't sleep on planes if you
can sleep on planes you got it bro you're the coolest person ever I don't
know how people sleep on planes because you're like this the whole time
how do you sleep how do people sleep how do people sleep in a plane I don't
understand how do people sleep I tried everything melatonin wine fucking
in a sleeping mask, a blanket, I couldn't sleep.
That's what I was saying, bouncing on it, body POV.
Okay, okay, listen, with my next order of business,
bro, chat, we are gonna be in England for one week.
I am not collabing with Bonnie a little.
Stop typing this stupid shit in the chat,
shit is not happening though.
High-vives is, apparently he's reaching out
their team without telling me without telling me like what is happening listen
bro please yo why are you it's not happening bro it's not fucking happening
that's not my son that is not my son cheeks clapping yo bro it was it wasn't
cheeks clapping I was imitating what it's like to try to sleep on a plane
That's what it's like to try to sleep on a plane.
That's literally what it's like to try to sleep on a plane.
Now listen, fortnight, we need to talk.
So let me say this, bro, I'm going to take you guys through my entire story time of what
got me into this chair right now.
So nine hour 45 minute flight from Tampa International Airport to London Heathrow Airport.
I can't sleep on planes.
Planes make me anxious.
The only thing I think about when I'm on a plane is the engine catching on fire and
the plane exploding and me die.
I'm sorry, that's how I am.
I know you're more likely to die in a car and there's all the statistics wizards
in the chat that are like, you're more likely to die on the way to the airport than actually
in a plane. I don't give a fuck. Plains scare the shit out of me, okay? Plains scare the
ever living fuck out of me, right? So what do I do? I go on a plane. Once a year, I
have not flown a plane since I went to England last year for the charity match. I get on
a plane. I'm already thinking about, is the plane going to crash, is the plane
going to crash. So what's my answer to calm myself down? I get as drunk as possible. Now,
this was the worst thing I could have done and I'll explain why shortly. So I end up
getting absolutely hammered off of mimosas. If you don't know what a mimosa is, it's
orange juice and champagne. It is probably the sneakiest way to get drunk because it
literally just tastes like sparkling orange juice. And before you know it, you're
on your ass. I end up clearing like four mimosas, bro. I end up clearing four mimosas in like
an hour. And what ends up happening is the plane had air conditioning. But then when we
took off and ascended into the air, we no longer had air conditioning. So for a nine
hour 45 minute flight, eight of the hours, there was no air conditioning. So about
2 hours in I was hungover ads.
There's ads during the story.
Okay, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Yo boggle get out of my chat.
Boggles get out of my chat.
It's to save oxygen.
Wait what?
Just open the window yo bro are you.
No, are you actually fucking brain deck?
I just said there's no air conditioning in the plane and you just said just open a window
Oh, like are there any brain cells firing in your head?
Just open a window my head would explode
Also, those windows are like bulletproof sealed yo boggles shut
All right, let me focus. I can't get distracted by boggles bro
This guy's like recording a tick tock right now mashing some brain dad chats. Listen
So, we have a nine hour 45 minute flight from Tampa to London Heathrow Airport.
After the first hour, there was no air conditioning.
There was no air conditioning for eight hours and 45 minutes.
I was absolutely hammered off of mimosas.
I had the most excruciating headache ever.
I tried to nap.
I fell asleep for 20 minutes, woke up in a cold sweat, dehydrated, overheated with
the posting headache. But chat, I remembered. I'm not a pussy. And we're here for a reason.
We made it through the flight. We landed safely. The flight was good, bro. The flight
was good. You feel what I'm saying? You feel what I'm saying? The flight was good.
Got to England, bro. Let me say this about England. Um, I did. Okay, so wait, I am
currently on one hour of, no, I'm on 20 minutes of sleep.
Right on time, 20 minutes of sleep.
Since you guys saw me yesterday,
I have slept for 20 minutes on the plane
and woke up at a cold sweat.
20 minutes of sleep.
So this is the most tired you'll ever see me.
This is the most tired you'll ever see me, bro.
More than enough.
Yeah, so let me say this, bro.
How are you in Florida?
Life support, did you even listen to the story?
Life support, did you even listen to the story, bro?
No, I flew to England.
Is anyone listening?
Shush and play a game.
Yeah, so Chad, I don't know how long
I'm gonna stream for tonight.
I'll probably get a stream for a little while
because I'm feeling it, I made as well.
But yeah, guys, I'm staying at a hotel
and yeah, bro, I'm streaming at a house.
I don't wanna like show the house
because I don't want to get shagged.
But yeah, so chat.
How's everybody doing today, bro?
How's everybody doing today?
It's 3.40 PM.
Oh yeah.
Wait, my time is Florida time.
Here look, look at my phone.
England time, see, England time.
Chatting is trippy.
Florida time, England time.
But listen, bro, listen,
Jen's just texting me.
Why did Jen just text me?
Oh, Jen's just like, okay, okay, okay.
I'm chatting out.
Where am I in England?
Chat, where am I in England?
I'm in London, mate.
I'm in fucking London.
I'm in London, mate.
Finally for the EU time zones.
Jinxy, you should go to Brixton.
Hey, not falling for that.
I did research.
I'm not going to Brixton.
I'm not going to Brixton.
Guys, what should we do while we're in London, bro?
Guys, give me serious stream suggestions.
What should we do while we're in London, bro?
Chad, what should we do while we're in London?
We're gonna play games in a little bit,
but what should we do while we're in London?
Do a Brixton stream, Bonnie Blue collab.
Yo, bro, I'm about to just ban the word
Bonnie Blue from the chat, bro.
I'm about to just ban the word Bonnie Blue
from the chat.
I'm being dead ass, here it's,
I'm not collabing with Bonnie fucking Blue.
Gunafog, go to the end, watch a football game.
Do a stream last to get shanked wins?
How would anyone win?
Because wouldn't everyone else just die?
That stream doesn't make any sense, bro.
That stream doesn't make any sense.
Hurry up, I ain't here all day.
Jump off of the Eiffel Tower.
Well, first off, sir, the Eiffel Tower is in France?
Yeah.
The Eiffel Tower is in France.
So I'm in London, so there's not a night for tower in France.
Now chat.
List of things that I'm going to do in the next week, bro.
Score gold on the side of my chair already match.
If I...
If I fucking choke, if I don't score, I'm never going to hear the end of it for the
rest of my streaming career.
There might never be another sad mentality match again.
We don't know.
I need to score.
This could be my last chance ever.
A big job rather.
Now other things.
Chad, I'm in London so I might go to Buckingham Palace in the next week.
If I do, I'm going to make a TikTok there guys.
Now in terms of IRL streaming, Chad, we were going to do that 2v2 football tournament
on the 16th with all the streamers but I ended up canceling it because I don't
want somebody to get injured before the game.
I don't want somebody to get injured before the game.
We had a bunch of people that want to do it,
but I don't want somebody to get injured before the game.
And I don't want it to be my fault.
So I have nothing planned all week.
The 17th, which is the day before the game,
we might be able to do an early morning stream
streaming the team training.
I believe it's going to be like 11, 8am or 12 in the UK
time.
We might be able to do an early morning stream
streaming the team training.
and then don't worry, I'll still do a desktop stream
later in the night, like eight hours later.
But yeah, the 17th,
we might be able to stream team training.
18th, I'm gonna play the Sidemen Cherry Match,
come back to the house and then stream.
And then, bro, I think other than that,
I have nothing planned, bro.
I have literally nothing planned.
Become a Tottenham fan.
Yo, bro, I'm a Liverpool fan, bro.
I'm a Liverpool fan.
Also, isn't Tottenham getting relegated?
Hey, Jynxie, how about a Lily Phillips collab?
Band that guy.
Band that fucking guy.
Meet Jynx?
Yeah, bro, I should stream with Jynx.
Wait, let me call Jynx, let me call Jynx.
I just wanted to be respectful bro I'm in England and I wanted to check in with you
bro is it all good that I'm in your hood right now?
Just so you know you're out alive on stream.
Jigsay, yes, it is good that you're in England, okay?
Now London's not my...
You can do whatever the fuck you want there, mate.
I do not give a shit.
But if you are in the country of Manchester,
then there's some rules that you don't necessarily stick by.
But I'm pretty sure you're just staying in London, aren't you?
I'm staying in London.
I might come to Manchester, but do I got to check in with you?
What do you mean by that?
Like, is it cool if I'm like...
Like, let me explain it. When people come to Tarpon Springs, they call me.
When people come to Tarpon Springs, they text me.
When people come to Manchester, do they have to check in with you, bro?
They're gonna check in with me, yeah.
Okay.
I thought in Tarpon Springs, they'd probably just, like, put a letter on an owl and let it flop around.
See what I mean? You fucking posh prick.
Okay, bro. I have nothing to lose this entire week, bro. We have to do at least one stream together, bro.
Oh, well, okay. So, I know. What are you doing at 11 o'clock on Tuesday?
What is what is Tuesday? What is Tuesday?
Well, it's not tomorrow. It's the next day
14th
The 14th I have plans. I'm going to a restaurant the 14th with my brother in the morning
Yes, so good one time in the morning
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That's in the afternoon you fucking idiot. Well morning for me bro, cuz I wake up. You know what I'm saying
I wake up at like 20.
Okay, would you, would you get up earlier to be in it?
Or would you rather have the nice rest as the sleep?
Yes bro, yes, yes, what, so, what is the bar video?
What is the bar video?
What is that?
Tell me about that.
Okay, the first question is here.
Are you aware of the bald boys?
Yes, yes bro, I, I've been following bro,
I've been following.
Okay, so, there's nothing to me about
my brother in the video, is it?
Well, I don't, I'm streaming, whoa.
Jesus.
Are you, are you, I'm as well,
where the fuck, where are you live from?
I'm live from England bro, in England.
Oh shit, go on then boy.
All right okay, well it's a football related one
but it won't take too long, especially if you're a villain.
What the fuck does that mean bro,
with my ability in a bag?
No, well what that means is because you're so good
it'll be easy for you.
Oh yes bro, I would absolutely love to.
That'll be a blessing dude.
Right okay, perfect.
I'll text you the details
and then what are you doing tomorrow?
Tomorrow I'm training. Tomorrow I'm training though. I'm training in the morning at like, I think, one or like, 12.
Okay, midday. And then what are you doing tonight?
Proudly just streaming. Streaming.
Right, okay. Well, do you do Kings League or not?
Yes, yes. I have a club in the Kings League.
Yeah, I thought you did. Okay, no problem. I was just double-checking.
Jokes. Wait, were you gonna invite me to the water league?
Oh. Yeah, I was, yeah.
Fuck, I don't know if I can do that thing.
Yeah, there's a, there's a sort of a hazard there, isn't there?
Yes. Jim, I'm being called a bellend, a bellend. What is that, bro?
What is that? Well, how can you describe a bellend? You definitely are a bellend, Jim.
A bell end is...
How can you describe this?
The tip of your penis.
Okay.
Bro, okay.
Okay. Jesus fucking Christ.
Bro, okay.
Fine. I'm the tip of a cock.
Whatever, man.
Whatever.
Ginger.
Okay, so I will be in the bob video, bro.
It's tomorrow morning, you said?
No, no, it's Tuesday.
Tuesday?
Yeah, Tuesday morning, yeah.
No, you said Tuesday, like, CH, Tuesday.
All right, all right, all right, Tuesday.
Yes, Tuesday.
Okay, okay.
Yes, I'm in there, bro.
I'm in there.
And, bro, we got to do a stream together, though.
We got to do a stream.
Yeah, no.
We'll figure it out.
Bro, I got to go to the Liverpool PSD game, bro.
I got to get tickets.
Yeah, listen, if you fucking go, man,
I want you to have the fucking best time.
But do you remember when you were wearing me last week?
I said it at the over by the first leg.
I was fucking right, weren't I?
No, you said it would be 3-0, it's 2-0, it's 2-0. This is the winnable game!
Bro, do you know what Liverpool is capable of, buddy? At Anfield?
Brother, with a great respect, that Liverpool was in the union club,
and you've got Arnie fucking Slocker. Bro, you've gone 4-2-4 and holding the best.
Bro, it doesn't... Like, look, if Liverpool wins the second leg, I'm going to be there to stream the game.
What time is the game at? Chat 3 PM?
I didn't notice 8 PM, mate.
In UK? Perfect! Perfect!
80 under UK, yeah.
What are you doing Thursday? Are you doing anything Thursday?
What date? What date? What's the date of Thursday?
16th. The 16th. Your favorite age.
Okay. Watch that shit! Bro, I'm training every morning besides Tuesday.
Or no, no, no. Um, the Bobboys Day. I'm not trading that day.
Okay, so then what are you doing at night on the 16th? Are you streaming again?
Yes, I'll be streaming every night. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, no worries. I might be able to figure something to do on maybe a Thursday night.
Okay, okay. Yeah, bro, even if we do a desktop stream, that's fine with me, bro. That's fine with me.
Yeah, that's fine. No problem. What's the matter, mate?
Right, you go and fucking entertain your stream, mate, and I hope you fucking have a great time when you go to the Liverpool game. Have you even got tickets yet?
I don't even have tickets. I'm gonna ask Bernhard how much they are right now.
Can we see it? Oh, I think we should try to find you.
Yeah, what is tickets to a box in Liverpool, in Liverpool's side at Anfield?
Three days for the tables.
Okay, so let's say a box, you're pro...
Okay, so if you did, I know you're gonna have to go in a box, yeah.
Ooh.
Yeah, I think you're going to have to try to find someone with a box mate.
How expensive is it?
No, I just can't find them whatsoever.
I mean, a normal will take each 300 quints and you're probably going to be talking at
least a couple of ground.
Okay, I'll figure it out bro.
I'm going to figure it out and Liverpool will win this, I promise.
Yeah, they might do, but they won't win the tie.
They might win what?
No mate, but they're still going out.
Okay.
Oh, who's United playing in Champions League this week?
Let's see.
the time they might win one no me with us all going out yeah oh how who's united
playing in champions league this week let's see the same as you after this
round fucking no one mate so don't try that shit hold on let me see match us
united in champions league that's where nothing came up
Yeah I did it. Oh, why don't you type in 2008 on 1999 on 1968. You'll come up then.
Alright, yeah. Alright Jens, I'm going to see you in England and I'm going to lick your asshole.
I will hold you to that mate.
I'll hang up, bro. Jack, let's call Bernard, bro. No, let's call Bernard, dude.
Let's call Bernard, dude.
No, let's go for an hour bro. I'm in England. I like it's only right to check in with the top boss. It's only right to check in
Hey Bernard, I'm in England in your hometown, bro
Well Nick if you're wandering around my own stomping grounds, I hope you're so good in the history
I may be enjoying a proper cup of tea
We're not if you need any local wisdom while you're there whether it's football pubs
or just the best place to have a stroll.
And I'm glad we're sharing a bit of turf,
at least for now.
Bernard, I literally have tea in my hand right now, Bernard.
Yeah, question.
Liverpool PSG game, would it be even possible
for me to stream my reaction to this game?
Not streaming the game, but going to the stadium
and streaming in a box.
Is that possible, Bernard?
Is that possible?
So, heading to Anfield with your tea in hand, love it.
Streaming from the stadium though is a bit tricky.
The match broadcast itself is protected
by a ton of media rights
and clubs usually have rules about filming inside.
If you're in a hospitality book,
sometimes they allow filming for personal content,
but live streaming might require special permission
from the club.
Your best bet be to reach out
to their media team in advance.
But if you keep it focused on your reactions
rather than the game feed,
you might have some wiggle room.
That's what I was planning on doing, bro.
Not showing the game, maybe for even a second.
not showing the game at all bro and just showing the reactions man.
I have an Eckateke Jersey and a Verge Jersey Bernardo and I kind of want to break it out bro.
But how expensive is it to get a box at this thing, at the Anfield PSG game?
Liverpool PSG at Anfield.
For the Liverpool vs PSG match at Anfield, hospitality boxes can vary in price.
Some packages start around 529 pounds per person,
while others might begin at about 250 euros.
Full VIP experiences with premium seats and dining
could cost more, often upwards of around 500 pounds.
The exact pricing can depend on the package and seating,
so checking with official sources or resellers
is best for up-to-date availability.
Okay.
W. Bernard.
That's doable.
Chat, nice thing.
Do y'all want me to do this?
Because if we do this, it's one or the other.
We could either do,
because I'll try and see what I can do.
I'll try to reach out to like Liverpool's media thing
and I'll try my best.
But would you guys rather me do a desktop gaming stream
that night or stream the Liverpool PSG game?
Remember, I've never been to a pro football game before.
What would you all rather me do?
Run a poll, run a poll.
So the two options chat
is either watch Liverpool PSG
or desktop stream gaming.
Runnipole, Runnipole, I have a feeling
you guys are gonna vote Liverpool.
Bro, it's gonna be hard to do
because it's pretty last minute,
but I'll try to,
Ken, I already asked you and she can't go
because he's United support.
Chad, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
I'm gonna try.
Runnipole, Chad, Runnipole.
So what date is this?
Your chat vote, vote, vote.
Guys, would you guys rather have a desktop gaming stream
or I go to the liberal PSG game and watch along?
I've never been to a football game.
Please vote.
I'm gonna try to reach out to some people if I can.
guys this would be peak this could be the best stream of the year well if
Liverpool wins this could be the best stream of the year imagine Liverpool
wins 3-0 imagine Liverpool wins 3-0 just imagine imagine Liverpool wins 3-0
Brad gotta go to this game y'all okay chat all right I hear your guys's voice
I'm gonna do everything in my power to stream this game. Okay. Why are people laughing? Why are people laughing call veggie?
Okay, let me call veggie
Let me call that you let me call that you let me call that you let me call that you guys
I'm gonna try my absolute best to stream this game. Okay, if I can I will
What a first game to go to man
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's up?
Danji, what's up, bro?
I'm sleeping right now, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's up, bro?
Danji, I'm in England, bro.
I just wanted to call you and kind of check in and make sure I'm good.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What do you mean, make sure you're good?
Why?
What's up?
I'm just checking in, bro.
Just checking in.
Because like, for example, when people come to Tarfrans Springs, they just
make sure you're good. Why? What's up?
I'm just checking in, bro. Just checking in.
Cause like, for example, when people come to Tarpon Springs,
they call me, they text me, I know, you know,
you're from England, bro.
I just wanted to make sure like it's good
that I can even be here.
Well, nationally, no, you're not good.
Okay.
Cause I want to, I want you, I want you on my show.
Yes.
And, wait.
And, you were like, oh, I need to train
for a charity match.
You know what it is?
What it is, you know what I mean?
No, no, Degi, I'm, okay, wait.
What date is your show?
And what?
What dates?
What dates?
It's 15th and 16th.
15th, 16th.
Okay, hold up, hold up.
I would literally get you a car and everything, bro.
You would literally, it would be
an hour and a half of your time.
I want to have to say Wallahi, bro.
Yes, Wallahi, bro.
Okay, okay. What time though? What time? What time? What time?
Well, you told me, you told me what time you could do. Can you, can you do it in the morning on the 15th?
Yes, I could do, I could, bro, I could do, on the 15th, I could do any time as long as it's not in the nighttime.
Oh, there you go, perfect!
Cause, okay.
Then, then, then I'll have you here.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, so 15th what time?
What time is your show?
Um, 15th, wait, do you remember the wait?
Let me check my phone, cause I sent you the schedule.
It'll be like at 9.
9 a.m.?
Yes.
Is that too early for you to learn?
I might be too early.
Maybe 10 a.m., 10 a.m.?
10 a.m.
All right, okay, you know what I'm gonna do. I'll send you the schedule and you tell me the times you can do
All right, okay, so you say you say you can do 10 a.m.
Yes, bro. The only time I'm busy is
Well, bro fuck today I might be training bro
Bro, but I can't let my guys even have to score but I have to score
Stitch an XQC on and go!
It will go!
Pfft!
Bro, dude, sometimes you can listen to him!
Stick the ball with your finger and the ball will go in!
Okay, you know what? I'll train in the afternoon and I can film in the morning, okay?
I got you.
I-Dedgy, I will be there.
Alright?
Alright, cool. Cool. And you know what?
I'll be there, guys!
Pfft!
Where-wherever you are, I-I will-wherever-I'll book the stadium
whatever that you're training at. The football place that you're training at, I'll book it out for you.
No, no, you don't have to do that, bro. Bro, Degi, I just want to come be in the video,
bro. I just want to come be in the video, okay? Thank you, bro.
All right, Degi. I'll see you on the, you said the 15th, right?
Yes, 15th outside. Perfect. Okay. All right, bro, because 14th, I'm doing something with
Ginge, and then I might go to the Liverpool game and stream that. 15th, morning, I'm good to
good to go good to go okay but I love you I love you thank you yes bro I love you
all right take care man he's so cute bro
daddy is such a cutie okay chat I heard your guys's words bro
Wallahi I will do everything in my power to stream this game obviously I can't
show the game maybe I can't for like a second or something but bro I've never
been to a football game I gotta go to this game bro champions league two of the best clubs in the
world I mean come on dude gotta go to this game I'll be able to see Dembele in person Duwe in
person Hakini in person Ekotike in person Virgil van der Mo Salah Virte I mean bro I have to go to
this bro have to go to this have to go alright chat let's play some games guys guys we're kind
We're kind of cooking, bro.
We're kind of cooking.
We're kind of cooking.
We're kind of cooking.
Okay, Chad.
Wait, is there a Rockin' League tournament right now?
Wait, it's eight, it's eight, it's eight.
Whoa, no, no, it's nine.
Is there a, hold up, is there a Rockin' League tournament?
I just realized, I just realized,
I'm on EU servers.
Wait, am I actually getting fucked on
rocket league now brother brother chat I just realized I'm an EU I might actually
get fucked on jake see I hope your plane crashes on your return flight okay
yo bro there's hating dude and then there's that that's demonic I'm on EU
servers no no no no no no wait tournament tournament
wait what what wait the time is messed up no no no no no wait am I on NA what's
How do I see what server I'm on?
No, I have to value you.
I'm going to eat you, right?
I'm going to eat you, right?
Maybe because you're at region.
Oh, I don't want to leak.
Chat, do I have to change my region in my settings?
How do I change my region?
I have my do not do that. I have my do not do that. I might call me because I want to be you. I don't want to lag.
I might call me. Settings in game. Rockety-Cetanys. Rockety-Cetanys. Nice chat. Nice chat.
Okay, okay, okay, come on, come on, come on. Don't mess up my Michael rock of the age interface
So where do I go?
Which actually fine in London, but there's just one user there
Well, am I gonna get fucking shit on now?
You know what let oh
There is a 3-3 turn at 5
So this is just a minute an hour. All right, let's see. No, no, let's be honest like let's actually be dead ass on
How hard actually is EU rockin?
Let's see bro. I'm just gonna play a game. I'm in London bro. How hard actually is EU rockin, bro
Tell the significance, significance.
Gigi, why is the chat tapping Gigi?
Gigi, Gigi, ten times harder.
Gigi, you're about to get fucked.
Gigi.
Wait, I'm 90 paying.
Acute US?
Wait, I'm cute US?
Boss?
I'm still US.
I'm lagging. No, no, no, no. I'm in England. I'm lagging. Open golf. Open golf.
Side for the first time in a long time
Loose yourself sinking to the side and right
That's what's fast
I'm so good at Rocket League
Hit the ball, man
Oh, no!
Wait, what? They didn't score
I was waiting to hear the...
I was waiting to hear the goal animation
Wait, how did it not work? What's happening?
Am I going to hit Diamond for that?
What is happening? What is happening?
I will pull my penis out like, no, no, like I'll pull my dick out right now.
Brother, brother, nine hour flight, 20 minutes of sleep, two goals in my first game, and
I'm not even on my main controller.
Is this not the best gameplay you've ever seen
in your gosh darn life?
No!
Nine!
Turn it on one of those.
Bro, I'm lagging.
Okay, I need a QEU.
But do I have to wait 24 hours to QEU or something?
I mean, Splash Splash!
Hattrick, first game. Hattrick, first game.
Dare I say we apply them three to the right?
What a hero! What a hero!
Dare I say we apply three to the right?
I'm all up in that ass. I'm all up in that ass.
I'm the best player in the world, I'm the best player in the world, is it the chair?
Why am I good at Rocket League now?
Never slip, never slip, why am I good at Rocket League now?
I don't understand.
I tried to buy a steam wallet, it's the EU box, it is the EU box, I tried to buy steam
water to do cases tonight and we couldn't do it. London is doing
something to you. Yo I'm getting caught a smurf! I've never been caught a smurf before. I've
never been caught a smurf before. Oh my god! This is truly an honor. I've never
been caught a smurf before. What? This is truly an honor, sir. I've never been caught a smurf.
Chaser!
Wait, oh my god, never mind. We have $2,000 in our steam wallet.
Chat, show me where some places tonight.
Dude, London, Jinxie. This is a one week era of peak gaming!
Five goals, why not?
Chat, doesn't my camera look different?
Jack, don't I look AI?
Tell me, do I look AI on this camera?
I don't know how to explain it.
Whoa, nine.
Get that?
Yes, go left away.
Get beat, get go left away.
Get beat, go left away.
Get beat, get go left away.
Jack, my camera, I look AI now, right?
It's like a Johnny Sin's camera.
Bro, the thing is, I actually know the reference
you're talking about when Johnny sends streams.
Bro, my camera does look...
Yeah, you know when Johnny sends to that Twitch stream
on Fortnite and it was like five FPS?
Well, my camera doesn't look bad.
Yeah, my camera doesn't look bad.
Well then. Just forfeit. Let me, let me.
3v3 tournament in 1 hour.
Wait, I just realized something.
I can play with Ryan in balls, and we'll be on EU.
Chat assistant EU class.
This is an NA game.
Look guys, this is an NA.
Guys, this game is NA.
This guy, this is NA.
Ginger's on? Say what lie he gingers on Rock-a-leek. Say what lie he gingers on
Rock-a-leek. Say what lie he gingers on Rock-a-leek.
Ginger's in Rock-a-leek? No he's not.
Oh it's oh oh oh oh I've never beat the smurf allegations from these guys.
Bro, this was the first game I've ever been accused of being a smurf.
It's truly a...
If I would've...
If I would've saved that sweet mother of a naptoon!
If I would've saved that, holy shit!
Bro, I almost saved it.
Chad, I almost saved it.
I'm not even kidding.
Well, you guys got shit on, bro.
Yeah, that was bad timing.
As I said that, as I said that, bro, literally as I said that, as I fucking said that.
That is insane. That is insane, bro.
That is insane.
No, no, no, no!
No, no!
Hi guys, how was your day going bro in a scandal one to time dude?
Hello Gixi, uh days great now I have some bad news, can you give me the name any more
quick?
How bad is the news on a scandal one to time?
I think it might ruin your night for this game now I think once you switch a region for
tournaments you can't queue for 24 hours is what the red notification that came up on
the screen and then you just click okay move fast that's what it was trying to tell you.
So I could be wrong.
No, because I'll actually fucking crash out chat is high-bice correct right now
No, it said you can't change for 24 that's what I thought
Yeah, look at my new shoes I got chat you got new shit oh
I can't wear my flip-flops around England bro cuz what's it called I was on a plane dude chat look I got new shoes chat
Okay, can you click on the play yeah play yes, yes
Yes
24 hours which I thought and then I second guessed myself when people were adding in the chat.
So, okay, that should be good. Also, to switch your matchmaking settings, you want to go to play.
Yep, and then you want to go to competitive.
Yep, and then in the top right, it should say regions, you see that?
Bro, there's 871,000 people in Rocket League, holy aura. Regents?
Yep. And then you want to do Europe.
Thank you
And it's pointed bottom right the knob
Do you keep any of that?
Give me FaceTime, dude.
Give me FaceTime, dude.
Let's try this stuff, let's try this stuff.
Chad, does FaceTime work in England, though,
if I'm in England?
Oh, that might've been the dumbest question I've ever asked.
Yeah, can't, maybe it's on the back,
is it on the back?
Let me go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, here, here.
Yo, change that to the left one.
Okay, this one?
Yeah, the other two left, yeah.
It should be the two rings.
Okay, now,
face the light, switch it up, and then talk.
Penis!
Oh my god, this one's better.
It's better?
Yes.
Okay, bro, it's gonna be easy bro chat. I'm repping y'all and a I'm repping y'all bro
look I hear all the time I hear all the time bro oh EU plat is n a champ let's see because now
I'm in London, EU Plat is NA Champ, let's see.
Because I'm an NA Plat, I'm an NA Plat too.
So let's actually see, Q and doubles in Europe.
Don't know why people are typing GG.
Don't know why people are typing GG.
My first ever game on EU servers.
First ever game on EU servers chat, first ever game.
First ever game on EU servers.
Let's see how hard it actually is though.
Hey, normal kickoff. Doesn't look like he's cheating. Just a normal kickoff.
who watched Chris move growing up let's go guys that's how we start that's how we
start guys the 3v3 tournament is in 40 minutes I need a team for that it might
be balls and Ryan because if I play with balls and Ryan they won't be lagging
for once yes yes yes yes yes yes over there bump one meal one meal hit a max hit a max
Oh, no, Max. Max, Max, Max! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Okay...
Bro, I'm gonna be honest! You look like the same skill as N.A.
This looks like a normal N.A.
This looks like normal, bro! This looks like a normal chat.
What's house aid?! Don't know Roma! Don't know Roma!
Bro, if I go to the level 4 game, I'll be able to see Don Don Roma, too.
Drunked on pre-jump idiot
See but I'm gonna take credit because if I didn't pre-jump
If I if I didn't pre-jump he's not scoring that let's fucking go
To no chat to fucking no
Donoroma plays that man city now
Wait what? Don't roll my left PSG?
Alright my teammates are gone. My teammates are gone. I'm gonna be honest my
teammates are gone. Bro I can't say EU is free though chat because I'm getting
carried. To be fair, to be fair I'm getting carried. I can't say EU is free
because I'm getting carried out.
Well, imagine I get platinum free today, chap.
Three, now down.
Wait, I wanna wage your gingin' fee, pal.
Oh my God, because finally it'll be fair,
because it'll finally be fair.
Oh my God, it'll finally be fair.
no we have to do that we have to do that because they're finally be fair we're
gonna be finally be fair I need to do that in English
no I miss the ball completely Chad is Jen's gonna be on for a little while
Chats tell Jinx to wait for me at FIFA!
Please, please, please!
Please!
Dude, every time me and Jinx have waited at FIFA for the last three years,
I've been NA, he's been EU, I went on NA, he went on EU,
now we're on a level playing field, bitch!
I'll wait for Jinx right after this game, I need to do that,
I knew I was forgetting something!
What the hell is going on here?
What the hell is going on here?
gold steel keep it a bean with me. No, I created it. I created it. Five, Neil. I'm sorry.
I do not know what it is. When I'm sleep deprived, I play better. I missed the ball
completely shy so when I'm sleep-deprived I play better I play better
he's playing GTA guys that's gonna be perfect dude I can play the 3v3
tournament at 10 if Jinch
all right I'm gonna be honest that was clean that was clean
Where did that come from?
That's an EU Plat 2?
Oh no, this kid's eating up now.
We have such a big lead though, I think we're fine.
Our lead is so- Chat, tell Jinch, like in an hour.
It's like a play with 3 of these on the map.
Like, have him FIFA in one hour if he wants to, if he wants to.
Go not so way.
Go not so way.
guys I did pretty good this match I'm gonna be honest though much made it
caring guys don't be honest much made it carry me you should try EU siege lobbies
that is such a good idea I will maybe not tonight but tomorrow but that's
actually such a good fucking idea bro we're chat I'm surprised I was able to
correct my sleep care but I thought I was gonna be cooked today I was so tired
today chat at four but I just got a random burst of energy oh I want to
show you this thing chat who in this chat is from England chat bro do y'all
know what these things are. Bro, I got these at like a, I got these at a store. These things are
fucking amazing. Does anybody in this, I don't know what to talk about. I'm freaking with it.
What do they even call it? Lucasade? Bro, these things are fucking amazing. I've had like three
of these today. Maybe that's why I have energy. Bro, I've never seen this in my life. I only
solidest today in England. I've never seen this in my life. These things are fucking amazing.
I've had three of these, Jack. I've had three of these. It's lots of sugar though. Okay, that's
probably why it's good. Yeah, so here's what we're going to do. Here's the plan for tonight.
Rocket League Tournament in literally 30 minutes. We play with Ryan and balls
first time ever because we'll be on EU service together. They won't be lagging.
After that, we played Jinge in a FIFA Major. Me and Jinge have had a FIFA rivalry for three
years. I beat him on NA. He beats me on EU. It's bullshit. Whoever's on the worst
pain loses. But tonight that changes because both of us are in England mate.
I'm going to go tinkle chat. I'm going to go tinkle. I'm going to go tinkle. It's
going to be a peak stream. And chat, we should try EU's Siege service too.
Chat, I'm going to go tinkle. High five as you could take over for a second.
I don't know where the bathroom is in this house, so I might be gone for a minute.
I'm not leaving.
guys I'm back guys I'm back in the building hi guys what is this why does it sound like
like I'm getting backshots. Why does it sound like I'm... Okay. Okay. Okay. Balls and Brian
joined up. Balls? Or no, but how can I talk to them? Because how about... Can I do...
I do have set that controller. Is that fine?
Well, do I even want to play three stuff?
Well, I'm just gonna invite you at balls and Ryan.
I'm gonna invite you at 10.
Well, it's nice to be on the EU schedule for once chat.
But I'm about to hit about three.
About a flat three, bro.
Guys, we're going to wager
a ninja in FIFA tonight.
First time on you, man.
Attack on Titan update. Oh my god, I forgot to tell that.
Bro, I went on Crunchyroll because I was going to watch Attack on Titan on the plane.
I downloaded all of the remaining episodes of Season 4 and all of them error-coded and crashed,
and I couldn't watch any of that.
Ging is waiting. I thought Ging said like an hour because an hour is good for me.
Because then I can do the Rocket League tournament and then play Ging.
Nice!
Where I can hang in these EU flat lobbies, bro.
I can just get up there. I can get up there.
What the fuck is happening?
Or if we win this, we beat 3-0.
How about this? Can we get the win counter on screen if possible?
9...
Yeah, but to be honest, this is definitely better than NA flat.
People are just moving like they're actually just in the air.
It's almost better because you get competent teammates.
This is definitely better than NA...
...for battle-eaters.
Magic region famine tonight no
No!
No, no, no, no, no!
That's on me!
Shhh!
Hehehehehe!
That's on me, Chad!
That's on me, that's on me, that's on me!
That's on me!
Why is Bruce swearing?
I'm not swearing.
That's a good touch!
I might lose a man lose a man lose a man
The touch jinks good touch Nicholas
I'm so fucking locked in. I'm so locked in, Jack.
Is this stream pre-recorded? Yo bro, are you fucking stupid?
I literally flew to England to stream here!
What do you mean is it pre-recorded?
Que pinche, conazo, wey.
Que pinche.
What's happening?
What's happening to my voice?
What do you mean real voice?
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm going to hit diamond tonight, I'm going to hit diamond tonight, I'm not even kidding.
I'm going to hit diamond tonight, I'm disgusting.
Okay, not diamond but black rice.
Bro, might be a diamond this week in England?
Holy Oh-ha!
I don't know, bro, ever since I've been on EU, all my teammates have been good.
I have no complaints!
Get me and check out our subway.
I messed up, that was such a free go.
Bro, I messed up.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I messed up so bad these air guys.
Guys, I messed up so bad.
No! That was another easy shot! I messed up again! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
Yes! It's gotta hold on to the lead for one more minute.
I'm about to hit Plat 3, I've never hit Plat 3 before.
I'm about to hit Plat 3 for the first time in my life.
I should have three goals.
Bro is just driving around.
Hey bro, put a sock in it.
Alright.
Wallahi.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Every teammate I've gotten on EU has been good.
I've sold up to three games of tooth.
Every teammate I've gotten has been good.
I'm not kidding! I'm not kidding!
Look at him! How's he been getting-
I shouldn't have even come in.
How's he getting a touch on that?
Oh my god, the tournament, the tournament.
Join in about an 8 minute, join in about an 8 minutes.
Could tonight be the first tournament job?
I can't be stopped I can't be stopped three consecutive wins I'm almost flat three y'all
3 consecutive wins. Hold these zest fast.
Guys, I can't be soft.
3 consecutive wins. What is happening, bro?
What is happening?
Tournament's in 23 minutes. Yo, what is Markey TikTok?
Have I pulled that up? Markey Moo?
TikTok Markey Moo? What about him? What about him?
I'm in London mate. Good observation. I can just bomb. I'm so cringe. See it might be cringe,
but it's efficient. It might be cringe, but it's efficient. And that's how you play.
No, no, no, no. That's how you play.
Road finally left the Tart. Yeah, left the Tart.
Robin hit Diamond today, Chas.
Oh, no, not Diamond, but Plat 3. Plat 3.
You've got how many Divisions are in Plat 4?
Four Divisions, huh?
So I gotta win three more games and I'm flat three. That's actually insane.
Random nip-a-slip!
Guys, this is hands down without a doubt the best rocket league I've ever played in my
life.
Hands down without a- hands down without a doubt the best rocket ever I've won.
Not even a question.
I dribble past you.
He missed hoping that and you missed it.
I'm telling you, this is the diamond season.
How's that flat?
Holy shit.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah. Hey, I'll be the first one to say it. EU is way more competitive than I am.
That's a EU flag.
Bro, turn a bit in 20 minutes. Chat, dare I say we have time for some comedy night?
Do we have time for some comedy night? EU edition?
Do we have time for some comedy nights?
But it's not really easy to audition.
I'm just in London, mate.
Chad, do we have time for some comedy nights?
Warm up, bro. I'm warm. I'm warm. I want every game I play it.
Do we have time for some comedy nights?
Chad, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Dude, we'll probably do cases tomorrow, since we're going to play J engine FIFA tonight.
Ladies and gentlemen, you know the rules we can do comedy night for 15 minutes. You know the rules
Make me laugh get a hundred dollars
Make me laugh get a hundred dollars
Is that my avatar what happened?
are we ready make the last bit of $100
What should the name be?
Okay, aren't you guys ready?
Chat type of R in the chat of Geradity.
or are in the chat of red or in the chat of red are in the chat of red make the
lap get a hundred dollars yo yo yo I made it I made it to England guys I made
It's England.
That'll be you.
Who booed? Who booed? Who booed?
Who guys don't boo, don't boo?
Hey, Saker, what's up, bro? Make good af, get a hundred dollars.
Hey, man, I'm sorry yesterday I gave you a bad celebration idea.
I got another one, though.
Four, if I score, what is it, bro? What is it?
Yeah, if you score, you know, I told you, point at long ago.
This time don't point just sit on your phone
No, what's up, Jimmy?
Me any minute how you doing bro? How you doing bro?
The fun fact I just made own a pixel lap and he's just paying me out of dollars right now
No cap wallah. I did it pay you okay? Okay? He's paying me right now
No, I don't anyways have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
No, no, no, yeah, I need to run back I
Don't get it
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up, bro? Yo wait you miss it. Yo, seven I make me a job
Who is Gemini
Okay, so listen why don't I just wait wait wait wait why don't scientists trust animals
Because they make everything up. I heard it because of your AI. I heard it. I heard the AI say it
I heard it in your ear. You did not hear anything bro. See black bro. Yes, bro. Well, I heard it, bro
Yo Jimmy remember me yo, I don't go by Jimmy bro. Come on, dude. Oh
Sorry Jimmy, I've got another tree joke. Um, you only hear it. Yes
How do you trees get on the internet how
now.
They're not getting it.
They're not.
Hey, Junji, what's up, man?
Who clapped?
Yo, Zen, what's up?
Yo, um, do you speak English right now, yeah?
Yes, I'm in England literally right now.
Yo, you shouldn't speak to me, bro. It's lovely.
Peach, bro? Peach, bro?
No, no, no. I've got Pete Burrow.
Pete Burrow? Pete Burrow?
Pete's, huh? Burrow.
Pete's or Burrow? Pete's or Burrow?
How about I look it up?
Yeah, yeah.
How about I look it up?
Yo, yo, it's like a paradise.
And he's, um, would you pull a fly without my legs?
Ooh.
I get it, I get it.
I get it, I get it.
No one maybe laughs yet, nobody maybe laughs yet.
Ferros, what's up bro?
Hello, can you hear me?
Yes, yes, what's up Ferros?
Okay, a drink from Kyle Drake, but I've got some advice to give you, it's a really important advice, you listen.
Okay, yes, yes.
Alright, there's access here, yes.
So I've heard you like a single lie, you know, I'm not a time...
Yes?
Yeah, so basically, when you say the phrase, do you know what it means?
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, no, no, here, I need to explain to you very serious.
It means I slay but I'm not.
So you only need to use it when you're telling the truth.
When you're actually saying something, when you're telling the truth, you need to say it then.
Because I think he was on Viaccia, and you knew this, that we're not here and bricked.
Like, you know, come on, it's a bit disrespectful to have that.
You're only saying it's in the truth.
Sorry, sorry bro.
My bad bro.
Yeah, yeah.
No, it's alright, it's alright.
It's only saying it's in the truth is something important.
He's having it too much bad.
Not when you're like joking.
Yeah, not when you're pissing around, you know, just saying something like that.
Okay bro, I got you man.
No, it's alright.
No, it's alright.
No, it's alright, it's alright.
And here's my joke.
Where does 8-1 Kirby get his shoes from?
Dudsman.
Dudsman! Dudsman!
FUCK!
Class 3.
Jinxie bro, how's it going? How are the travels?
It's good bro. Good travels man. Made it in safe dude.
Good, good. That's good. Anyway, my joke-
Oh, BUDE! Oh, I said made it in safe!
Yeah, come on now!
I said made it- come on, who booed?
Let's get real here, come on guys.
Okay, Jinxie, so what's the best part about banging 25 year olds there's
It's not a character style, where's my pattern?
I think Emma is joking off.
Okay, JX.
You look good, Broadway.
Thank you, bro. Thank you, man.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Why?
Because they don't have the clips!
Oh, God.
Hey, Jim see can you hear me? Oh my god, bro. Is that actually you Calamita?
Yes, bro. It's me
The one and only what's up, bro. What's up, dude? Sup, bro. I gotta do it for you. No, I didn't know I didn't know I didn't
Know I have to go ha ha ha
Just laugh same I can vouch guys. It was it was an example, bro. Kelly. What is your joke? You're just a lot, okay?
So Mickey Mouse is going to court because he wants to divorce Mickey Minnie Mouse
And the judge judge asks
So you're divorcing Minnie because she is extremely silly
Mickey says no, she's fucking goofy
I don't get it, bro, it's a real tough game.
Yeah, it could be.
It could be.
It could be.
It could be.
It could be.
It could be.
It could be.
It could be.
Can we get some laps?
I don't get it, bro.
It's a real tough game.
Yeah, I could play 8-H, 2-Oops.
Yo, Jensie.
You hear me?
Yo, what's up, bro?
What's up?
Yo.
Yo, what is your joke?
So what did the guy who tried Red Bull
for the first time said
Red Bull kids, you winks
No, he said this is fucking
bullshit
You get it?
Wait, no, I don't get it
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Bullshit
Red Bull
Come on, man
I don't get it
I don't get it
Oh, I'm back
Oh, one-on-one means he is too, Junko, on the best cold in EU.
Yo, Jinx, do you have a fucking bullet in your head?
Yo, A, A, Zeno, watch that shit, buddy.
Uh, Mune, I'm not- I'm not in CS right now, bro.
Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna talk for you. This is tough for you.
Okay.
May for you.
So, uh, one doesn't Xbox and the pain is having common.
What?
They both turn off.
Jinxie likes to play with them every fucking day, man.
Yo, Jinxie.
You're playing against Ketch, right?
Yes, bro. We're on separate teams, bro.
Mortal enemies.
Bro, if you don't spam shots and score a hat trick,
don't show your face back in the US, bro.
Yeah, I know. I know, bro. I know, I know, I know.
A hat trick. At least a hat trick.
Bro, chill, chill. Like a gold or maybe two, bro.
A gold is good.
It's Ketch, man. It's Ketch.
Yeah, I was the man of the match last year, buddy. My goal is XQC.
They're both shit.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Yo, Jixi, do you remember?
Yes bro, you were in here like 10 minutes ago.
Alright bro, listen.
So, wait, how do I win the $12?
You have to make me laugh, you have to make me laugh.
Okay, so, what's around and looks like a sperm ball?
It's so predictable. It's so predictable. It's so predictable.
Yo, you see.
Why are people clapping? Counting, really counting.
Yo, what's up, Rico?
Yo, yo, you see.
Rico, what's up, bro?
Oh, wait, let me, uh, what, yo, wait.
Are you looking up?
Yeah, I'm looking up.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I think this one's from Bernard. Water control is fee.
Why?
Because every time you kick one up, it knows it's about to get slump hard on your teammates'
toes.
Yo Jimmy, remember me?
Yes bro, Zax, every time you get in the stage you save remember me. Zax, I remember
the stage you say remember me Zach
okay listen I've got a very fat um
very sad story uh I just got a fire
from the keyboard factory ask why why
they said I wasn't putting enough um
enough shifts
Hello?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Where did my grandma go after getting lost in a minefield?
Where?
Everywhere.
All right, chat, it's all the time we have.
Yo, hello?
That is all the time we have.
That is all the time we have, bro.
All right chat, that's all the time we have.
Yo, hello.
That is all the time we have.
That is all the time we have, bro.
Five minutes until the Rocket League tournament.
Five minutes until the Rocket League tournament.
We'll begin our first ever Rocket League Tournament win chat.
Alright, how about I'm going to put it in Xbox controller and then I'm going to talk
to Ryan in balls.
Will we get our first ever tournament win in Rocket League history?
Will we get it?
Chad, by the way, an update on my phone because I'm texting people.
I'm trying to go to the Liverpool game, the Liverpool PSG game to stream it.
I'm trying, bro.
So I'll let you guys know, okay?
I'll let you know, bro, the 14th.
That'll be so peak.
I've never been to a pro football game.
That'll be so peak, bro, but I'm trying.
I'm trying, dude.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yo, let me call Ryan and balls.
Dude, we could've win, we could've win,
we could've win, we could've win.
Chad, there's a legitimate chance we win.
Get at us.
Like, have I played how I'm playing, bro?
If I'm playing how I'm playing, bro?
We might win.
Okay, Ryan, I invited you. Ryan, I invited you. Ryan, I invited you.
I'm about to fart into the mic. I'm about to fart into the mic.
I farted too early. If I would have raised my ass, I would have farted.
No thoughts, everybody running through my head.
Bro, if I could go to that Liverpool game, bro, I guarantee you Liverpool wins.
I'm telling you, they're gonna win three nails,
second leg, three nails, second leg.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk,
D&M?
Yo, both, what is good, baby boy?
That's fine, no worries, no worries, I can get in there.
Wait.
Oh wait, I need to turn y'all up one second.
I'm gonna do headset, I'm gonna turn y'all up.
I know how to fix it.
What is up, buddy?
Bro, you guys know we can play EU now, right?
Like you guys won't lag.
Yeah, you guys won't lag, bro.
Phone?
Hi, guys.
Hi, guys.
What's up, baby?
Actually, we got a first tech issue of the day, you unplugged and all the audio is gone.
So what I need you to do is I need you to go to your Xbox settings.
Uh, where's the audio?
But you have that right there.
Yeah, and then heads up and speakers. Yeah. How about now?
Time's up. No audio still.
I could play not in party.
Yeah, but that yellow cat kid is like yellow guy. I legitimately like I hate you, bro
Like I genuinely hate you yellow cat like with every bone in my fucking body. I hate you but look at this
Yellow cat like I legitimately like I despise I hate you, bro. I actually don't hate anyone
I hate just you yellow cat
Every account every day no matter what he'll just never stop
I gotta get in their lobby real quick just to make sure we get into the tournament.
Bro, Ryan send me another one.
Like send me a new one Ryan.
Ryan send me the one.
I don't see it, I don't see it, I don't see it.
Wait, maybe xbox?
There we go.
There we go.
Okay.
Wait, how about now?
How about this? Is it working now?
No.
It's uh, volume and audio, but it's additional, what would a lot of pastors do?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Still nothing.
Still nothing.
But this is weird.
It was like, wait, when I unplugged it.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
I'm getting like rock and league audio.
How about now?
All right, I guess I just won't play in party chat.
Fuck it. Fuck it.
Oh, let's see, I have another solution, I mind.
Well, that's so weird. The Xbox menu was working.
Wait, hold up. That doesn't work.
But can they talk? Are they talking at party time now?
Well, no. Well, hold up. Well, now it's plugged into PC. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
Wait wait wait see now
See now
Yeah, hold up hold up. Yo, you guys talk real quick talk
Now you can't hear them what I was the gap the hard reset, but I don't know if I can do it right now
Yeah, bro discord discord right here discord
Nice. Okay. Okay. Let's make a group call. Yo, wait, Ryan, what is your discord? Is it your
game attack? Balls already have you out of breath. Okay, Ryan, I save your request. Save your request.
Bang bang bang bang bang.
Okay, how about you make a group call with balls and Brandon hold on.
Okay I'm gonna switch the head and say, leave the corner, leave the corner, leave the corner, leave the corner, leave the corner, leave the corner.
Go down guys. We're gonna get our first tournament win
Perfect perfect bang group call this should work
Yep, yeah, there is there is there is
Yo, talk real quick, Pauls.
I don't hear him in Discord.
Oh, maybe because my...
Yeah.
Chat, first ever tournament win right now.
Motherfucka!
First ever tournament win, trust.
In England, trust, trust.
Can I fucking talk?
Yeah, it's working out.
My port is bugged on my Xbox.
Alright, I'm gonna hang up. Have a nice...
Jinksy
Yo, what Ryan what my discord is bogged on my Xbox. I don't know why but it's literally a worker just talk on your phone
No, that's so as though
Yo guys
What is our team name, bro, what the fuck is this team name?
um that was like i had to like come up with something like so you came up with the worst
possible thing you could have came up with bro i don't know guys listen bro if we don't win this
fucking tournament we are failures we're finally all on u there's no more excuses with lag bro
i'm playing good today let's go maybe okay yes we're playing a three times diamond
tournament winner but that was season ago so let's hope he's washed yeah in
season 18 but that was a way ago that was like a year ago this team never
fails to lose points or lose games what the fuck does that mean what time is it
EU bro, it's 2203 so 1003 1003 fun day in those
Hey Scotland yeah balls from Scotland. It's gonna be so ass. We're gonna turn you guys down a little bit
Right what's gonna be asked what's gonna be asked bro you're complaining after like talking my phone really like
Bro that's not bad
But you don't need sound in rocket league you don't need sound in rocket league. I don't know it like kind of fucks on my gameplay
I don't know
It's like a second mental thing. I don't know
Yeah, we got a like
These guys are traveling
I'm back. I'm back.
What a save buddy.
Go girl. Nice balls well in well in.
Nice balls well in.
Nice balls well in.
Good job.
Lock the fucking tonight is the fucking night tonight is we have lost this tournament so many times
We got that by so many people bro tonight is tonight. We're no longer the laughing stock of rockety tournaments
Yeah, you go and you go
Okay, watch out balls. That's a good
That's off though
I'm gonna go ball to stay now. I'm gonna go. Yep. I'm most one
I
Know oh that's high that's a high about that. That's right. That's fine. It's fine
It's fine. I gotta get warm
Don't you worry about this is I'm in that I'm in that I'm in that
You want to go I'm in that if you want to go get way that we've all been there. That's pretty good. He went
These kids are good. These kids are good.
There'll be second chance for them.
I'm like, I'm gonna jump for that.
No, fuck second chance, brother.
We're gonna win this. We're gonna win this. Fuck that.
I go, I go, I go.
I go up.
Nice.
That's sort of...
No, no, no. Oh, shit.
Get that right. Nice.
oh it's hard we got a nice guys bro we got to meet him in the air i think these
guys are scary good about these guys know what they're doing
yeah good back and back tournament so hey jik-jik guys jik-jik that's me come on it
he's decent i got a good 50 hit that ball that's like that's like so
shoot a bit that most yeah i guess like that it's so we look up i got it got it
you got up these kids are good i'm not gonna laugh like they know what
I'm gonna pressure them like photo you're gonna boost us
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh that was almost beautiful. That was almost actually sexy. Oh, I did about that. Hit that ball. Okay, that's good. It's fine
Yeah, which way I'm gonna go up
Not it
It's gonna hit that I go
You both
I bought this yeah
Mid left looks nice balls. Oh
My god
Oh
My god, that was the best I never did
Wait
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
Now we just gotta fucking defend bro.
Come on.
I'm in there.
I'm in there.
Nice.
Good shit you guys are actually carrying this game.
Don't worry, I'm gonna heat up this game.
Wait, am I just heat up this game?
No!
I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him.
I got him. I got him. I got him.
Bumpin' Bump them. Nice Balls, beautiful 30 seconds guys,
fall on defense. This is like bad deal. Hey Balls, you stay back, I'll go for this.
I'm in that too, I'm in that too. Fuck. You got the boost. Try to hit it, no I got it, I got it.
Oh no I don't, I don't. I do, I do, I do. I got it, I got it, I'll go for it again.
Stay back Balls, Ryan come back. Everybody back, park the bus, park the bus, park the bus, park the bus, park the bus.
Fuck the bus, fuck the bus, fuck the bus, fuck the bus.
Yep.
Three, two, one, I'm gonna jump to the desk.
That's all, that's all.
That's all, that's all.
Off again, off again.
Wait, guys, over, over, over, over, over, over, over.
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over.
It's fucking the old one.
Where were you guys from?
We got changed this thing, we got changed this fucking name.
But I'm not, what is this?
I was not my idea.
Ah, yo guys, I'm not gonna lie,
that was the most I've ever sold y'all.
Hands up, I'm sorry, that was on me.
No, that's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
We won't.
I used to carry you when I was on like 180 ping imagine how good I'm going to be now
Yes, bro. You're gonna be good with the part of your guys guys. I'm restarting my Xbox really quick, okay?
Wait
Why do I always see some message hanging on me, what the best case is balls, bro
that's the internet bro look in the internet boss someone's always gonna
have something negative about you all that matters balls is what you think
of yourself balls do you respect yourself as a person yeah but I guess
I was talking to someone your discord say balls is so annoying and I ask him
why you think me annoying he actually just said it's not even anything to do
with me it's just my accent balls but you can't control your accent buddy also
balls you have a great accent bro you have a great accent wait Jinxie I
Loki fucking scored a goon rock at that game. All right. We're not okay. That's not real
That's not a
Yo, that's not a real shot. I saw it. That's not a real shot. No, the goon rocket is not real guys
Don't believe that ticked up six a high
You're JXC. So, uh, you you all like Popsquare, Sean
Yes, I my last name is Scottish brother Stewart is a Scottish name
If you're in the UK, you have to try I under what is the code?
I am blue if you ask, it's like a drink every single Scottish person has tried it
I am blue
Is it in England?
I think you could probably get anything good like in every single country
Coca-Cola is the number one so drink apart from Scotland
Really?
Yeah, my chat is saying they know what you're talking about
Yeah, okay, we're not a game right we're in a game run a game
Also, I'm really like this word. What do you say?
Do you like any chance and need someone to love a cool game because I'm pretty sure I have a little shot somewhere
You want to go to the Liverpool game balls? I
I mean, I do have a Liverpool shot somewhere.
Balls, if I could pro-chat, imagine meeting balls.
Balls, if I could, let me see bro, I'll taxi bro.
I'll taxi.
Wait, Loki gets played, Loki buys me a ticket too, that's like what?
Aren't you a meddling fan?
You could buy me a fucking plane ticket.
Bro, I'm not gonna fly you to the Liverpool game right now.
Alright bro, alright bro.
Jigsay, the only thing is, I think you have to pay for my travels, but I don't
it's that much because like I don't have to fire that I can just get like maybe a
bus or train now yes right I'll see you boss I'll see I got to do it first yeah
and I need to wear a balaclava because I'm not showing my face on stream bro why
won't you show your face actually good idea I want to keep my like personally
private I don't want like I don't mind being like famous on stream I buy
I don't know what people are trying to say.
Smart, smart, smart.
And you might need to like, rent me a place to stay.
I think you might need to rent me a place to stay.
Yeah, bro.
Yes, bro. I'll shoot you down, bro.
If I go to the Liverpool game and they try to make it back the way home at night,
I'm going to die. I'm going to get stabbed.
No, no, no, no, no.
Bro, wait. What time is the Liverpool game in UK time? 8pm?
I
Bro chat. Oh my god
Yeah, it's a 8 chat. It's a 8 from I jigsit jigsit love a cool fans and self-tik fans have a good relationship as well
Why Liverpool?
Yeah, like they just they have a good relationship in pressure
Is he trolling?
No, no, no, but you can ask us that from what I felt they have a good relationship
What the fuck are their fucking badminton?
I'm in London so Liverpool is an hour away from me but I will go to Liverpool for that
game of course.
Give my chance.
Don't you see how far I am from Liverpool?
How far is Scotland from Liverpool?
Let me see, let me search up Anfield.
171 miles.
It's a three hour drive.
My chat saying, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
My chat is saying it's four hours from London to Liverpool, what?
I swear to God, flying from the Netherlands to fucking London is like less, it's like
two hours, or one hour.
Chat, I didn't know England was that big.
Wait, so London to Liverpool is four hours?
Oh shit, this guy's locking up.
I'm not focused, I'm not focused.
We're not locked bro, come on
I did saw that but
Come on, lock him, we have to win, let's go
Lock the fucking place
Keep the head run
Get your ship
Oh that's bad spot.
That's the project.
I thought I'd get a go here.
I wouldn't say defend much.
We got it. We're gonna go. We're gonna go. Just lock in lock. I'm trying to calm everything.
He's got it, he's got it. Wall.
I got to be there quicker.
Oh my god.
We are not good.
What the fuck type of shit is this?
Yeah, my mic was like bugging the fuck, bro.
Yeah, my mic was like bugging up fuck, bro. We're not locked in man. We are not locked in
Yeah, you lobby's are hard not gonna lie. Yeah, I see I'm brilliant. I get them
I'm getting bumped
Guys
Did he take his corner boost? No. Oh, this kid's gross. He's like directly where you're
building. We're gonna need a fucking miracle here. We're gonna need this kid to like lag
out and then even then we still need three goals. Yeah. For the killer guys, my father
best player. That guy's terrifying. That guy's fucking awesome. Yeah, we have to like
What the fuck is that?
He's doing like pinches bro
Fuck man
Nice
I need somebody to get there, no way
I like what they just fucking add like fog, desert or what
I'm gonna go up
Nice
This kid is so composed
This killer guy
He's all free of their goals
Jesus Christ
How about that
oh no
what the actual fuck is going on man
bro these guys are like three miles better than the last team
we need something to get us started
look at that, they're like past it
this is fucking impossible to say
this guy has four goals
this guy has four goals
this guy cannot be lost
this guy has four fucking goals chat
What the fuck?
That's a huge plant!
Get away, bro.
I don't know if it's a plant, because we've actually just put a diamond in it,
but like, nice one, really.
Like, people who can't even fucking go to them,
let's just go for it.
Boss, boss, boss, go for it.
Bro, they're like hitting everything in there.
They should...
Yeah, maybe on our second seed,
We were like not locked, but I think he's got some kind of the most I think yeah
I even think even if we were locked from the start, it's just we're not winning
They're like just better
You know something's good. I don't even know how good you think we are artists because I've been playing us
That was like my third like I'm just like I doubt it to this levels
Thank you chat
Roll a trap guys Sam. That's raps
I
Ha
Dude this kid is this kid has four goals, bro four goals. Yeah, it's not even what my forfeit
For fucking goals for four goals
It's so janky a little of a cool game. How can I get in contact you discord or can I just
I just got saved. Can I try shooting my snapchat?
Okay, that should make a thing, okay?
Bro, I will not leak, I will not leak, bro.
But just discord. Be discord.
Okay, okay.
Are we jinxing every leak?
Well, actually...
Oh, so, jinxing.
Why am I lagging? I'm always fucking selva's man!
Relax, relax.
It's over, mate.
We lost anyways, yeah.
Fuck man.
After wagering Jinx.
Dude, I might go to sleep after I wager Jinx.
Bro, I haven't slept the whole day, guys. I slept for 20 minutes.
I don't know how I'm streaming right now.
Tomorrow I'll be streaming for long.
I was gonna say, since like last time we counted fun,
while you wager Jinx, I could like invite people for a couple of cobs
because I have the team ready after this to play for us like where are you just
we're judging yeah you want to do like viewer pro clubs this week yeah we
could yeah I guess like maybe the day or you
yeah I'm okay brother scoring on themselves yeah this is what I'm sure
Yeah, you didn't do that. I didn't do that today.
How about you?
That was good.
Okay, what about me?
GGs, man.
GGs, boys. GGs, bro.
GGs.
GGs.
Okay, can someone pin a message to, like, say, like...
What is it, boss?
I was like, I just, like, lost my words.
Can you, like, you have someone, like, a mod, say, to, like, fuck people the type by using them so I can bet me they're broke-ups.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, we'll just you don't gotta do that. We'll just get people when we do it, okay? Yeah. All right, boss. I'll see you, bro
Chab, by the way, Jim bro, we just got fucking shit kicked out of us
Bro
I'm about to call Jen shit
Hey, my little fucking keeper!
Yo, Ginge, it's been a long time coming, bro.
No, no, no, this has been a long time coming, buddy.
It's been a long time coming.
Is that what's up?
Every time we play in FIFA, bro, for three years now,
we play on NA, Island, we play on EU, UN.
Now we're both on EU, bro.
and only now we get to see who's actually better at FIFA buddy and let me
just say this your ass is grass Gens your ass is fucking grass
yes bro wait are you still in GTA are you done I mean literally 10 minutes I'll
open packs whatever we should do clubs we shouldn't do ultimate team what do you
mean like I gave I'll get Liverpool you'll get United kind of thing no those
are fair teams bro Liverpool and United they're both fair yeah bro 100% right I
I mean, you would agree.
Yeah, okay, I don't mind that.
What time are you streaming tonight?
I don't know.
I might stream early tonight and end early
because I haven't slept the whole day.
Like, after our way drive, I might get it all.
You're so cringe, you're so much.
Why can't I face my G.A. thinking I'm playing?
Yeah, bro, take your time.
I'm gonna rip patch.
All right, take your time.
All right, no worries, thank you, man.
I love you, my little pookie,
you keep bad, my new gym and your old.
This guy would actually fuck me
if he had the chance to chat.
I'm not even kidding.
This guy would actually talk to me, bro.
Cases chat tomorrow.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
Tomorrow cases tomorrow.
I don't have energy for cases,
but I have energy to kick you and just,
ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Okay, let's get packs, mates.
Okay, okay, okay, bro, we didn't get
any of these short beats.
Wait, team two, team two.
Team two?
96, Jerry-Henry, 95, Paolo Maltini,
95 Marcelo 96 Bastion swine steiger
With these cats are stacked these packs are fucking stacked bro what?
What?
Where is he? I'm in England. I'm in England mate. I'm in England mate
See me the season next week
99 99 Kimmy's say
Say his word say his word. So bright
what do you mean what do you mean 99 Kimmich save a lot he brought save a lot
he brought oh my god these packs are so good let's rip them chat let's rip them
let's rip them let's rip them let's rip them let's rip them let's rip them oh
trophy room guarantee this could be insane
Allison? Who's that? Who's that? Wait, nine? Clueyvert? No, bro, that could have been
It's so good.
Ooh, this tax is tradable as well.
Bro, Clueybert?
Voss?
Spain.
Roger?
Francescione!
Does this guy good? Francescione!
Does this guy good?
My packs are ass.
My packs are ass.
Okay, okay, okay.
Focus, focus, focus.
Guys, we have so many packs to rip.
25?
Okay, we're going to get something insane.
There's so many insane packs right now.
My penis is so hard.
That could have been insane.
Guys, that could have been insane.
No!
Bro, the 95 Martello, that could have been insane.
That could have been insane.
I'm not even kidding.
Come on, another one, another one.
Grasio.
Martello.
Again, back to back.
same card who's that who is that
Is he good?
Nine.
Bro, what is, your high-vives, pull up this TikTok!
What is Marky Moo? What is that, bro?
Pull it up please, high-vives. What is that?
Is nothing out that went off of the World Cup apex I'm gonna go apex this week. I'm gonna
go apex this week. God my god. By the way, just James, bro. Yeah, what is this ticked off?
What is this bro?
This is it?
Wait up.
Wait, wait, wait, one more pack.
Saka?
Who called you a saka?
That might be good. 93 pace for Striker.
Barra! Wait hold up.
Joe what is this tiktok bro? What is this? Let me see.
My name is Mark Moody and I'm the current Brawlhalla World Champion.
I see Jinxie has been going around 1v1ing all the best pros in all these different games
and now I have a proposition.
Jinxie, if you could take me to my last stock, 1 match within the first 100, I would give
you $5000.
You heard me right, $5000.
If this is something y'all would like to see, make sure to tag and below in the
comments.
Bro what is last stock even mean I never played the game Jack everybody does this and then I end up winning
How could how easy is that? Is that easier hard?
Easier hard
You will lose 100% for real sees
Right, but I got what just rage, bro. I feel like I'm just rage
I thought I was going to just rage, okay, okay, okay, okay, ready?
This pack right here is the pack.
Vara, Vara, Dara, Zara, Alexis Macarista, still Zara, Olivier Giroud.
Olivier Sachin, Olivier Sachin, French legend bro, French legend but unfortunately
Jérôde is a little bit washed bro, it's gonna be honest. Olivier Sachin, bro this game just
takes all the money and it never gives me anything good. It feels like you scared me pieces of shit.
This game just takes all the money and it never gives me anything good. It never gives me anything
good chat okay come on please bro please 90 60 every every 90 60 every every 90
90s 60 every over
90s 60 every over 90 60 every over
Maldini oh my god, this is the one
Young Maldini, holy mog, holy mog, brochak, if that was 95 Maldini, that's like a 10 mil.
If that was 95 Maldini, bro, we're close, we're close to something big, we're close
to something big, ma'aarai.
Oh, not bad.
Robert Levon Towsky.
Robert Levon Towsky.
Not bad at all, Jack.
Not fucking bad.
Okay, this is going to be sexy.
I can feel it in the tip of my rod.
This is the one.
Italia.
Serie A.
Napoli.
Now whoa, whoa, now whoa, whoa, now whoa, whoa, okay, one of five, focus, bro, focus,
one of five.
Get me that, whoa, whoa, get me that, whoa, whoa, get me that, whoa, whoa, wait,
didn't this guy dated um
Yeah, didn't this guy dated uh, Alicia Lehman or something get me that whoa, whoa get me that whoa
He's still plays
He's still plays
Mako Royce
German legend
Bro, I thought he retired
He's in mls now
Bro, he's in MLS now?
Bro, this is actually making me emotional, bro.
I didn't know he still played.
Alexi's not gonna stop.
Wait, hold up.
Bro, let's just get Roy since this is a rare card.
Marco Royce.
Bro, that's a good card, holy shit.
There's only three on the shop?
Bro, I did not know Marco Royce still played, bro.
crazy he's an MLS? Vaz! FIFA 17 cover start? Yeah that is pretty nostalgic.
Left mid. Sweden. Do you have a date for League of Legends yet? I thought it was
Maldives. Uh no not yet but when I get back in
Florida when I get back in Florida to League of Legends. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Come
on. Hey, that's bad.
Now what, neary? Now what, neary?
20K? 20K? 20K? 20K? 20K?
Bro, okay. We're close to something huge.
Chad, I can feel it. I can feel it, bro.
We're close to something gigantic.
3,000 FIFA point pack.
3,000 FIFA point pack.
Sermed.
Morocco.
Morocco.
Morocco.
Yes, we.
Portugal.
Joe Marino one of two 90 plus historical on-corp layer effect this could be
insane
oh my god I can't scream I can't scream because there's neighbors
I can't scream, I can't scream, I can't scream.
Roberto Carlos, Roberto Carlos.
Oh, okay, a male.
I thought it was 2.7 per second.
that is still insane. Chat puppies in that chat! Bro I can't scream bro, there's neighbors
bro. Oh my god. One more of these, come on this can also be the same. Roberto Carlos.
Bro, if Jim plays me at Ultimate TV he's gonna get fucked. He's gonna get fucked.
Watch the one time I skip it's gonna be like
This could be insane to remember chat one of two 90 plus historical all-court player thing
I'm about a fart in front of the mic chat everybody turn up your volume
I'm gonna be honest I was that silent. I'm gonna keep it a buck that was silent
Never doffs you what variation what variation
Oh
Don't know what
God he is that man city now what the fuck I thought you guys were trolling me
Samarama she's not Chile Chile Chile
Park G song
Bro, I think this card's good this car plays so many positions
I knew that car be solid
Bro, we did get a Roberto Carlos. We can't we can't be mad
Finn with the five gifted W Finn in the chat
Finn love you, bro
Finn literally love you bro three lungs. What do you mean?
Three lungs
Three lungs, what does that mean don't you have huh?
three long chat I don't get it I don't get it three long part it was his nickname
oh three long song oh oh I see I see I see cuz he had a good stamina yeah but
that guy could play like four positions on this car
jinx are you watching Liverpool bro I'm gonna try my best to stream the
Liverpool PSG game. I don't know if it's gonna happen though, but maybe. Maybe. I'm
gonna go to it if I can.
Brassio!
Brassio!
How many times do I have to get this fucking car, Chad?
How many times, bro?
I packed him!
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no.
I packed him twice?
What are the fucking odds?
I can't sell the other one.
I can't.
What if you got to be packing it twice? What the fuck?
What? I packed it twice?
God. Cannavarro.
I'm not div 10 I was div 2 last year shut the fuck up
I'm not it's not div 10 shut the fuck up
no not concept no not concept
I didn't mean to click concept
I didn't mean to click concept
Is there a way to the lead, is there a way to the lead?
Is there a way to the lead, bro?
Imagine how it's gonna be one day
when Messi gets an icon.
Yeah, but that's crazy way to think about it,
but you're right though.
That is a crazy way to think about it,
but yeah, there's gonna be a day
where Ronaldo and Messi are icons.
That's actually insane to think about.
Wait, I want to use squad builder, can I use squad builder?
Okay team in a week, team in a week, team in a week, chat we're about to play against
change. I need I need to shit on him, bro. I need to shit on
it. I need to shit on him. Vamo, Vamo. Imagine the day they're
gonna retire. Yeah, bro. The day Messi and Ronaldo retire,
because obviously it's gonna have to happen. Okay, now we have
the virtual Carlos, bro, the day Messi and Ronaldo retire is
going to be like the saddest day probably in sports history.
What is the charity match?
It is Saturday at 3 PM.
Saturday at 3 PM.
Saturday at 3 PM, bro.
Bro, are we out of packs?
No, that flew by.
Are we actually out?
Still have these, still have these.
You should finish the SPC.
Should I?
Why are people saying real boys?
Why are people saying real boys?
That's A.E.
She needs to have 30 minutes.
30 minutes?
Okay.
Where can we watch the charity match?
It'll be on the Sidemen's YouTube channel, Sidemen's YouTube channel, and then after
the game I'll stream a reaction to it to know how much do no no no what country is that
That's it?
Bunga! Bunga! Bunga!
Saudi Oman is 87.
But Saudi Oman is 87 on a teamer week? Jesus Christ!
So your money
Saudi Oman it is the best player in the world
Best player in the world right now chat is the medium all best player in the world right now is the medium all
And honestly bro, I don't know if it's even close to
Jamie I
I feel like this has to be a rare card, I've never pulled this card, I've never pulled
this card, Jamie Carragher.
This card has to be rare, I've never got this card.
What, 20k?
Michael Otisay?
No, no, no.
Best player in the world is Let Me Give All, bro.
I
Spare the word is a medium all about it
Roll my packs are getting shitty Ryan shanky no
Bro chat. I will say this though
Francis probably winning the World Cup if you actually think about it
damn that how is this guy still sending me from a question Jack Francis winning
the World Cup if you actually think about it damn ballet duet in Bap a Ryan
Cherokee there's so much more there's literally so much more um
Who else? I'm forgetting people. Who else, bro?
Ecotica! Hugo Ecotica!
Olivier Giroud, I guess.
Cio Armandes.
Cio Armandes.
Bro, France is going to win the World Cup, I think, bro.
Oh my god.
100K?
How?
How is that 100K?
How is that 100K?
That doesn't make any sense, bro.
the fuck bro what how the fuck
I'm gonna get off early today chat because I have literally have not slept at all.
Bro, when I saw Manny for a shit myself again.
What do you mean cap?
Cap!
I'm in England!
What do you mean cap?
You streamed like one hour yesterday?
No, I streamed four hours yesterday.
I streamed four hours yesterday, buddy.
Two, three years tarpon springs and forget.
Two, three years tarpon spring and forget.
That might be good. Bro, these 90 Marcelo's are like every pack.
Your team is fodder. Bro, you haven't seen my team. You haven't seen my team buddy.
You haven't seen my team buddy. You haven't seen my team buddy.
U.S.A.
Balogon?
Mojib!
Mojib!
Please be the one.
Nine!
Bro, I thought that was going to be, oh my god, Chad, that was 95 maldini, that's like
10 mil.
That's like 10 mil.
That's like 10 mil.
Wait.
Is that good?
I don't know who to get John Louisa Buffal.
I have 92 Lev Yashin.
Who do I get?
Oh my God.
Who do I get?
Can we run a poll?
Buffal or Rush?
Buffal, right?
90 for 90 for
Oh my god. Oh my god, bro.
Let me call James. Let me call James. Let me call James real quick.
never though see never though see never though see never though see
change bro out of question no change um change since that looks like the third
chiptrap change since I'm getting off early bro do you want to play will you
You play a FIFA wager tomorrow.
I can't. Tomorrow I'm in London.
Why are you in London?
Ball League.
Jesus.
Yeah.
If you want to play now, I can play now if you want.
Um...
I'm going to get off now.
The thing is I'm tired now. You might kick my ass, cheeks.
Wait, what about Wednesday?
What about Wednesday?
Yeah, when is that live in Wilson?
Wait, what is Wednesday, the 15th? 15th?
Uh, yeah, I think so.
Yes, yes, yes, I could do Wednesday. I could do Wednesday.
Okay.
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Ginger! Ginger!
I just packed Ashley Cole, 92.
Oh my god, no way!
92 trophy Titans, Ashley Cole. What does this go for?
What does this go for?
Probably 25 cases, we're in April, you fucking sad cunt.
200k, but still, yes, 200k.
Alright, alright, alright, continue, continue.
Wednesday?
Well, what are you doing after we've trained on Friday?
What time is the training on Friday? Like 10am?
Yeah, I think we finish at 4.
We finish training at 4pm?
Yeah, I think so.
I might just stream the training then, bro.
Yeah, no, I'm gonna stream the training as well.
But my point is, if you got yourself there and if you play it there, that's all it was.
Yeah, I always said up here, bro, but yeah, we'll figure it out, bro.
All right, dude.
I'm a part timer today, bro, because I got like an hour of sleep, bro.
And I don't want to like lay you and have like bad energy and then lose.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, and I respect that.
I'm doing the same day if you're scared or you're scared, so it's not what I said.
Not what I said.
But okay.
I'll be seeing you all week this week, bro.
It's going to be a great week.
I actually can't wait.
I'm gonna give you a hug and squeeze your bum at the same time.
Okay, okay, okay, me too.
All right, James, I love you, bro.
Love you too, man, I see you too.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
All right, Chad, we got a couple more packs
and then I'm gonna hop off.
Couple more packs and off off.
Chad, sorry for the part-timer stream today, bro.
I'm just on an hour of sleep, bro.
You feel what I'm saying?
It's got to be good show me, shiisa, all right chat, these packs are nerfed we'll rip more
tomorrow chat I'll see y'all boys tomorrow chat I'll see y'all boys tomorrow much longer
stream tomorrow guys I'm sorry I was a part-timer today only streamed for two hours the thing
is bro I only had an hour of sleep tomorrow we should be back to like five hour streams
every day. I think this week, this is the plans for this week in England, okay? I'm
gonna do a video with the Bobboys. I'm gonna do a video with Deji. I might
probably go to the Liverpool PSG game and stream it. I won't be streaming the
game, but I'll be streaming my reaction to the game. Team training on, team
training on Friday, probably gonna stream the team training. And Saturday,
It's going to be an amazing week boys big ups.
I'm on them chat pre-sever do came through W stream.
I just have to get sleep guys.
Sorry for the short schedule man.
I just have to get sleep.
Okay.
Love y'all though.
And I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Oh, in the case.
I don't see you.
Good afternoon.
Good evening.
Good night.