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Yeah, I got a British cut. This is a British fade
Look like Phil Foden
Which I this is a British fade, bro
brother thing is like
I'm in school watching you right now
Teacher he has his hand on his penis
Sorry, bro. You should be watching cool. You should be watching at school, bro. You should not be watching at school
check the lineup wait what lineup on fuck mob oh all seven journeymaps on up
wait are we dead ass bro are we dead ass so I thought that if I had found
something good on my back and I can cancel out the dog
uh-uh Barca loss yeah bro hey chat let's talk about this bro Barca loses to
Atlético Madrid in UEFA Champions League quarterfinals, bro.
I mean, what the fuck, bro?
Was anybody surprised by this?
The ref was insanely bad.
I'm glad that I didn't watch your game then.
I'm glad that I didn't watch the game.
Do the six, seven speed challenge?
What the fuck is that bro?
Isn't that the thing Hi-Fi showed me?
What's the record? What's the record?
What's the record?
5 million people have played. What is the record?
What is the all-time record in this?
What is the record?
200k cap!
Nobody got 200k bro.
Nobody got 200k.
Yo, why people typing skip?
Yo yo yo yo, I'mma freak out!
You can't skip the stream, bro.
You can't skip the fucking stream.
This isn't a fucking Netflix show, buddy.
You can't skip- Hi, guys?
Hi, guys.
Chat, 6-7 speed challenge?
Watch this shit.
Chat, 6-7 speed challenge.
Watch this shit.
Alright?
Are y'all ready?
I'm going to show you what speed looks like, bro.
How did I do?
Oh, how did I- what?
How did I- 940,000 in the world?
Jeff, what did Ron get?
Did I beat anybody?
Check that I beat him on it wrong God 555 own a beat you
What the fuck do you mean?
What the fuck do you mean, bro?
Don't stop. I'm almost finished. You're disgusting. You literally disgust me. You disgust me
Jinx to the furry discord server misses you tell them they're gonna have to wait
I'm not in that discord server stop typing that stupid fucking message bro
I'm not in a furry discord server. Hi, I've got it. Yo, hi guys
Happy Wednesday, bro
First of all, what a great morning it is, you know what I'm saying?
Now let's get to the bad news
What the fuck happened to your head?
What the fuck happened to your head?
I'm in Britain. I went to a British barber.
I got a football cut.
Look, bro, I'm here for business, bro. I'm not here to look flashy.
You kinda do look like the sperm cell again.
Nice, bro.
I'm happy for you, bro.
If that's the identity you want to go with, bro,
because you're right,
I think you're really targeting it.
That sperm cell shit needs to die, all right?
Well, now it's back.
No, that was when I had no eyebrows.
It doesn't matter.
Listen, bro, we're not doing that bullshit sperm cell
shit ever again.
Do you understand, bro?
Never again.
Yeah.
Yo, hi, guys.
I'm not in the mood.
Hi, guys.
like this it's better I can't look at that fucking big-ass forehead and the
receiving hair line bro I'm not even kidding I want to take a bet I want to
take a bet with you when you hit the age of 30 you're gonna be fully bald
it is rapidly receiving so how's your Wednesday going bro no cuz who calls
somebody with this fucking energy bro that ass how's your Wednesday going
I mean, can I get a how are you doing? Can I get a how's your day?
Yeah
I love all that terrific
Yeah, I love all that terrific, bro. Hi guys. You want a physique review?
Yeah, bro. Yo, I heard you've been training every single day. Well
Three times a week, right? Yeah, dude sideline charity matches in three days, but here's the physique. Yeah
So you should have like a sick
What why did you go quiet?
six pack
You can't just get a six pack. It's not that easy brother. Nobody just stop it
I don't know nobody just spawns in with a six pack. Well here. Here's the thing bro. Here's the thing
I know you got a trainer and everything but this you have a dietitian too like you might need one
What the fuck? Are you training and eating dominoes?
What's going on?
I don't eat pizza anymore, bro.
How about look at the back?
Yeah.
I'm sorry. What's funny, bro?
It's a secret meal.
It's a secret meal.
It's made to be serious.
What? It's funny, bro.
No, you're gonna do great out there, bro.
I just hope they don't take any more than five minutes on the pitch.
Because you might have a heart attack.
I don't know.
Me, we still don't know.
It's um...
No, I see it's one of these days.
No, it's one of these bullshit fucking bullshit fucking days, bro.
That's what this is, bro.
High-bives, real shit, bro. If I press you, what are you doing?
Bro, I'm black.
Take it serious, bro. Take it serious.
Take it a little bit serious, bro.
High-bives, what if I press you?
I mean, bro, I'm just standing there.
Like, I don't understand what you're pressing, bro.
You might need like a bodyguard.
This guy.
Yo, bro, I don't need a fucking, dude, I can protect myself.
By the way, have you left the house?
Have you left the house?
Because I promised you if I was in London and I saw you,
I'm fucking pressing your ass, bro.
Great.
No, seriously, bro, I appreciate that, man.
I'm glad you're having a good Wednesday, bro.
I see this is going to be a bullshit fucking day.
I could tell the suit.
I should have been there with you, Diggs.
I guess what I guess what my boss didn't book a ticket for me. I don't know why I don't know
My boss didn't book a ticket and then acted like he forgot and then blamed it on me. It's all good things
I understand the dynamic within this company. I get verbally harassed all day. It's I
No HR to complain to it's
It's all good things chat. This shit is insane. This shit is actually
actually. Well, yeah, I fly back to the states on Monday or no,
sat Sunday. Nice. I'll be your pilot, bro. So here's what I'm
gonna do. No, you're flying back. You will crash that fucking
plane. No, you wouldn't have I you're the you would
intentionally crash the plane just to kill me literally. Also,
You don't have the brain cells to fly a plane.
Let's get that ironed out.
Hi, guys.
You know what?
Yeah, I'll take the job.
I'll take the job.
What are you flying back?
Because I'll make sure I fly you back to Tampa.
So when are you flying back?
Don't worry, bro.
Hi, guys, I'd rather die, bro.
No, you're not fucking,
you're not fucking flying me nowhere, bro.
You're not flying shit.
You're not flying me anywhere, buddy.
I'm a good pilot.
I'm a good pilot, but I'm good at everything I do.
Siege better than you, mobbing, I'm a great-
Stop, whoa, whoa, you're not better than me at Siege.
Yo, by the way, Siege announcement, Jack.
Since, hi, guys, let me get my announcement out, please.
Don't know, why is there already laughter?
So, Jack, let me explain, bro.
For the last two weeks I've been on Siege,
I just basically perform a humiliation ritual
every time I 1v1 a PC player.
So what I'm gonna do, chat,
when I get back to Florida in four days,
I'm full on switching to PC siege, bro.
If somebody wants to 1v1 me, cool, I'm on PC.
So it wants to play ranked, cool, I'm on PC.
Bro, I'm tired of getting shoved into a locker
and then having a sausage go down my throat.
If I 1v1'd Muda on PC, I could have control of it.
If I want one of them on PC with 300 frames,
I'm winning that game, bro.
Yeah, you think it's just like the frames?
Yeah, yeah.
Not like a brain power, you know, difference, or,
Hi, guys.
No, but chat for real, I'm full switching, bro.
Full switching to PC.
I mean, maybe not even like full switching,
but like, if somebody wants to 1v1 me, cool.
I'm on PC.
I'm not doing that humiliation ritual bullshit.
I'm not doing that shit, bro.
I'm not doing that shit, dude.
You see this coming up soon.
Are you excited for rank 3.0?
Now, can we, let's nail some things down.
Can we confirm a 25 or stream for rank 3.0?
Is this rank 3.0?
Obviously it's not 2.0, where it's like garbage.
It's rank 3.0, and you can't end until you're
Number one, check.
Check, what did he think?
What about our stream?
Ranked through, but I don't know, what do we think?
What do we think?
Also, bro, I don't even know what it is, bro,
but like, CJ's just been like fun again.
The last couple of weeks chat,
I don't know if y'all feel the same way, bro.
CJ's just been fun, bro.
And Ranked through, but I was not even out yet.
And the new map thought it even out.
CJ's been fun again, bro, dead ass.
I don't know why, I don't know why, bro.
I don't know why.
Well, Jinx, I'm gonna let you go, bro.
I was just hoping that you had an awful day.
And, you know, I'll see you later, bro.
Fuck you.
Jynx, see, I was hoping you had an awful day, fuck you.
Guys, what is up, though, Chad?
For real, what is good, bro?
Chad, like, what is good?
Wait, hold on.
Chat, who is up for some agar-io rounds?
Who is up for some agar-io rounds?
My-for-the-prodiction, will jinx to get first place.
Will jinx to get first place?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my God, my ear drums.
My ear drums.
Will jinx to get first place,
my-for-the-prodiction.
So I thought that if I had piled something good in all my bad then I can
Oh, first game of the day already running into a guy that's body.
What an absolute cringe lord, bro.
Chat, prediction is, will Jinx get first place.
Off to a good start.
What is this shitty blood doing on the calculator is blood and span?
Bro, already in 115th place, where is this going well, this is going quite well, in it.
This is going quite well, Brutta.
Bro, I'm already almost top 100.
Guys, okay, we're already top 100, hold up.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Don't let me lock in. Don't let me lock in, Twin.
bro how do you spawn in what is that you wrote is that a hack this game is so
shit check foot mob you idiot what do you mean fuck mob fuck mob what about
What about FUTMOM, bro? What about it?
You want my consent?
For what?
What about FUTMOM? I'm confused.
What about it?
Sidemen?
Whoa! Oh my God, 3 PM.
They have me at Striker?
They have me at Left Striker?
Me and Vic. They have Ron at Striker?
Brother, brother. Oh, my left wing is Lacy?
Chad, has Lacey been trading at all?
Has Lacey done any trading sessions?
So my left mid is Lacey.
Ron is Striker? God, this is gonna be cinema.
Ron is Striker? KSI, center mid?
Wait, I just realized, where is Jynx on the other team?
I don't even see Jynx.
Doesn't Jynx play center back?
Which, yeah, where is Jynx?
Shouldn't Jynx be like right here?
Where the fuck is Jynx?
Bench?
Oh, this is a predicted lineup.
Robert, I feel like this is what they would do though, because I think KSI said he wanted to play center mid.
I think they said they wanted to see Ron get a goal.
I feel like this is what they would do, but Jinz would definitely be starting. No, mate.
Wait for chat. Is there anything else you could look at?
Bro, is there anything else to look at on here?
Adapt Macy Dutch, you're not starting?
Jinx Jack, like he doesn't know the lineup? No, I don't know the lineup.
I think, I don't even think we knew the lineup last year until,
like obviously I know the lineup, but like the starting lineup,
Or the positions is a better better room for a word on that. Oh Lacey go
Yo, Lacey, what's up, bro? Why do you have paint on like that?
Oh, you're going to arsenal sporting
What
Wait what time is the game at
It's at eight.
Eight UK times, so in an hour and a half.
Yes.
Brothers, no way.
What?
Bro, I'm like, I'm not even in, uh, like London right now, bro.
I'm like, I'm like an hour from London.
No, Jinxie.
Yeah, bro.
Please.
Bro, I'm sorry, bro.
Bro, but Lacey, Lacey, you're wearing like football paint, bro.
Yeah. Yeah, you're going to a, you're going to an Arsenal game. What are you, this is
not a Steelers game. Yeah. I'm wearing football, man. I'm wearing a football game.
Oh, also Lacey, did you see the lineups, bro?
Lacey, did you see your position? What position do I play?
Your left mid, bro. Left mid. What's left mid? What is that, am I gonna score the
goals or what's happening basically left mid is like one of the most physically
demanding positions you're supposed to have like really good pace and agility
and stamina okay I want to change out my striker I'm a good striker I'm
actually a good striker I'm telling you if I haven't seen your training clips
are you gonna be the one passing me the ball yeah bro I'm gonna pass it to
bro can you make sure that it's because i'm going for a you're going for a header
yeah so i want to do a rainbow and i want to flick you know how like they flip the
ball from the air behind them with their heel i'm going for that
and then i'm gonna i'm gonna score a goal off of it
yeah bro or maybe die in the process bro you're going for what again what are you going for
i'm gonna do i'm gonna get the ball i'm gonna dribble a little bit i'm gonna do
I'm gonna get a header in
Yeah, bro, for sure that's that definitely gonna happen
Yeah, bro, I don't know. I think our team is looking good though, bro
I think our team is looking beautiful man. No, we are we have we have we have great great
But Lacey, how is your like athleticism bro because you're left midfield. How is your athleticism? I
I have phenomenal athleticism like you're fast and you're agile and you have a lot of stamina. Yeah
All right, bro, let's do this shit, bro. Hey, bro, I'm gonna see you. I'm gonna see you in the team training. Okay
Yeah, two days and then I'm gonna show you how
Fun fact to see I've been training every morning running a mile and training with the professional football coach
And I've been hiding it from the internet. Nobody knows how good I actually am until that training happens
nice bro hell yeah brother yeah all right bro I'll see you in the team training
bro all right I'll see you yeah that was bullshit that motherfucker has not worked
out for a second that motherfucker has not worked out for a second has not
trained for sick he did not train for Jack shit
Jack it just go to the game I can't just go to the game chat I can't just go
to the game guys I'm like an hour from London I can't just go to the game I
can't bro I can't I won't even make it in time like I can't just go to the game
bro start heading there now so tell me get this straight though y'all want me
me to just end my stream, drive an hour to London, get into the arsenal game and watch
watch our stream and watch our server game.
Y'all want me to just end my stream and watch our server game?
Cause I'm trying to like, game.
I'm trying to play games.
Y'all want me to just end my stream and go to the our server game.
And then somebody typed in quit streaming altogether while you're out of it.
Yes, or this use Lacey's ingest.
No, I mean, like if I could teleport there.
Yeah, sure.
But guys, like I don't really want to stream myself in a car for an hour, bro.
Also, I didn't think I had my backpack with me, bro.
I didn't think I had my bag in my backpack is like at my hotel.
I don't think I had I don't even think I have my backpack.
Bro, just click your heels together and go.
So you guys want me to just not even stream it.
You guys want me to just not even stream it.
Just say you don't want to go.
It's not that I don't want to go, bro.
It's just like I just got asked to go and I'm an hour away from the stadium.
Maybe more.
you think of it a prime? Yes, you'll be on Lacy's ingest. Yeah. But like, yeah, it's
actually not about, not a bad shout, actually. But what would y'all do for an hour chat?
We would just be blue screen for like an hour. So y'all want me to just go to how
How far am I from the arsenal game?
Who does arsenal have chat as a and uh...
I mean I could run a poll I guess
How far am I? Yeah they have multi-noted up
Declan writes as a
So chat, you're wasting time
Okay, run a pole. Run a pole. You guys will need to stream nothing for an hour. Go to the
arsenal game and then stream on Laces of Injust. Because my backpack's at my hotel. Run a pole,
Rettable. Rettable. Smelly Dekuver 5 gifted. Smelly W. Smelly in the chat. I'm excited.
You guys actually want me to do that, sure. But, guys, I'm not like, the stream is going
to be nothing for like literally an hour. Literally an hour, bro. She'm on your
phone. Yeah, you can't switch ingest like that. Wait, can't you have eyes with
tool kit. Chison, Marlon going to. Ant-Casai? Voting this, voting this. Voting this, voting
this. You can't stream the game anyways? Yeah, I mean, I think you could like occasionally
show the game. Yo, hi-fives. What is up, bro? Bro, the chat really wants me to go
I've never been to a football game, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this is easier than you think, right?
So you could theoretically pick it up on your phone
if you don't have your backpack.
You could, like, download an app.
Um, whoa.
Jack, um, you can pick it up on your phone
or you can get your backpack.
Or I'm getting lacing ingests
I'm getting lacy's ingest and I just switch it to lacy's and we can watch the lacy when you go.
And then you would be on lacy's like lacy's ingest when it was sleeping on your stream.
How far am I from the stadium? Wait what is the stadium? What's it called, chat?
Don't look it up on Google. I'm gonna look on my phone.
Chat, what's Arsenal Stadium called? Emirates or something?
Emirates. Oh, I actually knew. Emirates, okay.
Dude, I'm only not our I shouldn't even say but I'm like, bro. I'm only like 40 minutes away
I thought I'd be like an hour
Wow, Chad only like 40 minutes away
Bro
Wait, so how like so, but how would we stream for an hour though?
I'm gonna put text on the screen and then we'll just watch Lacey.
Interesting.
Okay, wait, let me, let me call Lacey.
Let me call Lacey, bro.
Okay, okay.
Shall I never been to a footy game, mate?
Never been to a footy game.
Never been to a footy game, mate.
Yeah, is there any like security?
Bro, but is KSI going to KSI and Marlin and Lacey?
I've never been to a footy game. I've never been to a footy match.
I've never been to a fucking footy game.
Bro, that it's not a bad idea.
Guys, I'm only like 40 minutes away. I thought it would be an hour.
Which I let me call they see again
Yo, they bro my chat is uh my chat really wants me to go bro
Okay, so wait, oh it's in a suite
Okay, how would I get like picked up bro? I'm kind of nervous like how would that even happen? What if I get mugged?
What if I get shanked bro?
No, I know but how would I get like how would I meet y'all bro cuz I don't know what
I think me and the security can come down and I think JJ said he has like a PA like
runs the box so we could like come get you.
Wait, but you only have one tickets?
Yeah.
That's fine.
Uh, okay.
All right.
Let me see what I could do, bro.
I can call him and be like, hey, when JC comes,
how can we make sure he is in safe?
Yeah, bro, I don't want to get robbed, bro.
No, yeah, OK.
I haven't even got any quid on me, mate.
I haven't got any quid.
You know, USD.
No, no, I don't even have cash on me, bro.
Can you go on KCS 10K?
No!
Shut up!
Yo, bro, I'm actually kind of down, though, bro.
My chat wants me to go.
It'll be fine.
OK, well, let me call you.
Are you betting on the game?
Yeah, I have 5k on Arsenal.
Oh, you might have cursed Arsenal, bro.
You might have cursed Arsenal.
Bro, you suck at betting.
Bro, Arsenal's favorites as well.
Yeah, they're like heavy favorites.
Alright, bro. I'm going to let you know, bro.
I think I'm probably...
I'm going to send you the ticket. It's here.
Send me all the details. Yeah, send me all the details, bro.
Okay, I'm going to send you the ticket right now. This is the ticket.
It's a membership pick it so
JC
Thank you, bro appreciate you man. Thank you, bro. I appreciate the invite. Thank you
Hopefully you get shanked mods can we ban him? All right lacey. I'll see you bro
All right, bro. All right
Alright, dude, W Lacey for inviting me, bro.
I appreciate that.
Bro, that is crazy.
I just, dude, cause I wanted to go to the PSG Liverpool game.
Bro, chat.
Okay, should I go to this?
Guys, I got back from training.
I have not showered.
I'll get there before kickoff.
Go now, you're gonna be late.
Chat, but okay, do you guys want Lacey to take over or do you want Hi-Vyze to take over?
What ingest do you guys prefer?
Bro, do I need anything besides a ticket and I have my ID?
I have my ID.
Do I need anything besides a ticket?
Chat, who's been to a footy game?
Cause I could go now, I could go.
Do you guys want Hi-Vyze to take over or Lacey, bro?
Hi-Vyze or Lacey?
Probably Hi-Vyze, right?
Oh, does Hi-Vyze want to?
Okay, how do I send Lacey?
Guys, I have my ID and my ticket. Do I need anything else?
Bro, shout out to Lacey for inviting me, bro.
Go shower. I don't even have time, bro.
Bro, I don't have any time. Like, I don't have time.
I'm gonna leave in the next five minutes, if I can.
Alright, guys.
Alright guys, so Chad, now let me go to the arsenal again.
Alright Chad, I'm gonna be back in a second.
Have I both switched ingests yet?
I'll be back in a second.
you
All right chat see y'all want me to go, bro
Cuz I'll go to the Darcy look at
Chat bro. I'll go to the game
What is the fit I literally don't even have a change of clothes. It's literally this
My fit is literally this bro
My fit is literally this
So you got to me to go
All right, I need my ID I need my ID and
I
Need my bro. Okay. I don't do our real strings, bro. I need my ID and what else, bro? I need a
My ticket and I think Lacey says to me make sure I got it
All right, bro. I see it. It's a boxy. It's very nice, bro. Bring a hoodie. Is it cold?
Is it Koda? Is it Koda? Traffic is going to be a nightmare.
I could make it in time. Wait, so, Josh, should I get my ID?
Get my ID? And a hoodie? And a hoodie?
your treasures. I'm not going to get chanked out there, bro. Bring an ID in your hoodie.
Hurry up, you guys. Wait, bro, I got to like get a ride there. Y'all got to wait. Y'all got to
wait, bro. What club are you supporting in this match? Bring all the jewels. I don't have
Treasures I have my wallet with my ID out of any quiz mate. No quiz
Arsenal Browse
Yeah, Mati noted a garden person as day as well. Are they all playing?
Wear a Liverpool shirt, I would never I would never do that in Arsenal stadium
You're just asking to be punched in the face, but I'm just gonna wear this probably wear my kit
So, guys, y'all ready to go?
It's going to be limbs.
Change your clothes.
Now, how about, is there a way?
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't charge your vape, yo bro, I don't need a vape.
What are you saying?
I don't need a fucking vape.
What do you mean charge my vape?
What the fuck are y'all saying?
I don't have one.
Ooh, what is that?
What the fuck are y'all saying?
All right, Chad, y'all really wanted me to go
to this game, so I'm gonna go.
I've never been to a football game.
It's shump you'll sleep.
All right chat, my ride is gonna be here
in like 10 minutes.
You're wrong, I'm not charging my fucking vape bro,
shut that shit up.
Chat, should I bet on a team to make the game more fun?
I should probably bet on Arsenal, I'm not gonna lie.
That should be free win, they're up one nil aggregate
as well.
I might just bet, chat, how do you even bet
on football though?
guys I'm not gonna bet 10k on arsenal that's just degenerate is there even
awaited that is there a way to bet on football
guys I'm not stalling I have to wait to my ride I don't have wings I can't
fly to Emirates arena I was probably gonna be an hour before y'all see me
again I told y'all y'all actually made me laugh not be at my setup for an hour
bro I don't have a backpack how do you bet
I could sweat the game with Lacey yeah private jet bro what are you saying
bro what Marlon college yo Marlon yo I'm coming to the arsenal game bro I'm
coming bro I'm gonna be there in probably an hour bro realistically yes
kickoff time bro should I bet on arsenal one no aggregate right yeah yeah
Alright bro, alright Jack can we top stop typing mob please?
But Marlon this is what happens every time I talk to you bro. What is this shit?
Like what is this shit? Wait, I never even met you right? I never met you
Marlon I never met you bro
Bro, can you not mug me though like please bro?
Look at this guy. Yes, I never met Marlon. Okay, bro. I'm gonna be there in an hour, bro
I'm gonna be there an hour. All right
Okay, I will I'm gonna text you and Lacey
Chat we go into our son okay
Fresh with the five get this we go into a football game. I've never been to a football game in my life
Never been to a football game in my life, bro
Don't forget to pack your vape. Yeah, bro. I don't need a fucking vape. Just teleport. I can't tell him to a stadium
about time you leave your house junko can we talk with the five gifted what
the fuck does that pack your zins I don't have zins
yeah what should I wear to the game should I wear this
I heard this
Yeah, what about this? What about where this little
Little uh little adidas thing
Brachat I'm leaving in like five minutes guys
I'm not gonna see y'all for like an hour, bro
So y'all want the stream to just be lacy's ingest
I'm going to bet on Arsenal. I'm going to bet on Arsenal. I think it's just free, free,
free, free bat. Hey, Chad, who is Sporting's best player? Who is Sporting's best player,
We are going to this game, we are going to this game, chat.
My first ever football game, we are going to this game.
I'm sad we couldn't go to the Liverpool game though.
But chat, we are going to this game, first ever footy game, first ever footy game.
are going. Don't forget your shank. I don't, what? Bet on sporting, you'll get more money.
It would be funny to bet against Lacey as well. It would be funny to bet against Lacey.
Check, should I bet on sporting? Bro, but who does sporting have? Like before I go
I got to do a little bit of the research, bro.
I'll let you guys know if I recognize anybody from this lineup, okay?
I'll let you know if I recognize anybody from this lineup, chat.
Zeno, no. Nuno, no. Giorgio, no. Maxi, no. Ivan, Fresnara.
Maybe a nafcio? Maybe?
Usman dio mande? Usman de embelli?
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, bro. I don't know a single player here.
I'm not even getting it. Luis Suarez?
No way they have Luis Suarez. Who the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is this?
That is not Luis Suarez that I know, bro. Yo, hi, guys.
What is up, bro?
Yo, Dixie, how's it going, bro?
It's going well, bro.
Going well.
What's up with you, man?
Yeah, can I just go full cam real quick?
Go full cam?
Yeah.
Bro, do you want to show off to an absolute fucking idiot?
What's wrong with my outfit, bro?
What's wrong with my outfit?
What's wrong?
Your jacket's inside out.
Bro, it's okay bro, you have to- Bro, shut up bro!
Ah, come on, I didn't even notice!
Bro, hi guys, should I bet on sporting just to bet against Lacey?
I didn't know, I didn't know, I'll tell you again, you get better payout, you know
what I'm saying?
What would my payout be like, 3x?
I mean, it's all out of scam anyways.
They're just gonna take a cut if you win.
Chow, all those sites are fucking scams, bro.
All right, Chow, I'm heading out, Mike.
So have I.
There's gonna be no ginseng for an hour.
They're saying it's a 5.7.
5.7x payout?
That's a lot of money.
That's max win.
5.7x payout.
But think about this, we can recoup what the cases have done to us.
Oh my god, you're right! Oh my god, you're right!
Hi guys, if sporting wins this game, if I were to put 5 grand on sporting and they won, what would that be?
You said 5.7x, 25.
How much we wouldn't we would no longer be in case that on CS. We would no longer be in case
wait
Watch that
gambling seems to be restricted in your location. What the fuck oh
You can't bet in in England you can't bet in England
No, no, no, it's just surely goes away.
Let me look, let me look at the ESPN, because big active place of that.
You know what I'm saying?
Let me look, bro.
I got it, bro.
Bro, look, bro.
At the end of the day, bro, I see the gets out of the game.
Oh, I have eyes.
I'm going to head out, bro.
Should I lose?
Yeah, I'm headed out right now, bro.
I'm headed out right now.
Okay.
Okay.
Do you want me to place it back for you or not?
Are you just going raw dog?
Raw dog.
I might place one in the car just to be more immersed
into the game.
But I'm already pretty immersed.
Chat.
I, Nicholas Jinxie.
I, Nicholas Jinxie, I forgot my last name because I could
stew her.
I am heading to my first ever football game right now,
chat.
We're going to be on Lacey and Jess for like an hour,
and then I'm going to be there, chat.
This is my first ever football game.
First ever football game, bro.
All right, I'm gonna, so wait, I'm gonna head out, okay?
High-bives, I'm gonna leave.
Okay, all right, sounds good, bro.
Wait, we have an hour without you, bro?
Yeah, could we get like text on the screen
or something that says,
Yes!
Let's go!
What the fuck type of shit is that?
Bro, what type of bullshit is that, high-bives?
Yo, chat, one hour, no jinxie, bro.
Chat about to miss y'all.
But I'll see you guys in an hour.
I'll see you guys in an hour, bro, an hour of joy.
Hope you get shanked while you're there.
Your name is Junko is OBEAT.
Chat, first IRL stream out of the year, bro.
Bro, think about this.
Arsenal right now, Arsenal is minus 2,000.
Jason.
To win aggregate or win the game,
because that doesn't want to bet on a game.
One more game, one more game.
No, that's gotta be aggregate.
There's no way, because they're already one nailed up.
You say so?
All right, chat.
I'm leaving, bro.
Peace out.
Yo, hi guys.
All right, bro.
Chat, wait, let me say goodbye to chat, bro.
Chat, I'm gonna be gone for-
It's gonna be the last time we see JC.
No, don't put that in the universe.
I'm going to be gone for one hour max, maybe less.
When you guys see me, I'll be at the Arsenal game
with Lacey and Marvin.
Climb up.
All right, bro.
All right, bro.
See you, chat.
See you.
I'm leaving now.
It's out of the believing.
Guys, I'm going to the Arsenal game.
You guys said you wanted me to go.
I'm going, bro.
I'm going to the arsenal again.
All right chat, bye.
Like I'm gonna leave.
I'm gonna leave.
I'm going, I'm leaving.
All right, yo guys, I'm gonna switch over to Lacey's ingest.
When you guys see me,
it's the first IRL stream of 2026, bro.
I'm gonna be in Emirates Arena watching arsenal.
Peace out, bro.
I'm gonna see y'all in 45 minutes.
Highbice, switch over to Macy's and Jess.
Highbice, execute order 66 and make me teleport.
Highbice, make me teleport.
How you doing?
Yeah, I got you guys.
Let's do it.
Are you guys supporting Arsenal or sporting today?
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
That was your real quick picture.
I got to get you guys to do it.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, of course.
Thank you.
Welcome to Austin, William. Thank you.
Come on, Lane.
Jinx he's leaving? Oh my God, no way he's actually coming.
Wait, Jazz, when Jinx he gets here,
Can you come down with the security and grab them?
I don't want them to be here alone.
Okay, I'll even come down too.
Okay.
Let's go, Arsenal!
No, it's not about the chance.
Just letting everybody know
that this is Arsenal territory.
Wait, this is Arsenal.
We have home field advantage too, right?
What's up right here?
Nice to meet you guys.
Everybody's going so fast.
Wait, this is sporting's home?
I thought this was Arsenal's home.
Of course you did.
We go in?
Go, go, go, go, OK?
What happened?
My first one, yeah.
Score prediction is going to be 7-2 Arsenal.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Wait, where do I go?
Over here.
Where?
Wait, where do I go?
Over here.
Where?
Wait, where do I go?
Are we going to wait?
Wait, is 7-2?
No.
You heard the news?
is 7 2 you heard the news
rice is playing all about have you seen Declan rice is two goals against the
last year that you didn't just watch it 20 minutes ago yeah I know a lot about
the arsenal and like the history you should see.
Ok bro, if you want to win, what would you rather win? The Champions League or Premier League?
Definitely rather win a Premier League.
You've got them over the rankings.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let me give you one more question.
Your streamers, I can't edit this. I'm going to edit this for my video.
What is the best Arsenal team in your lifetime?
Oh, the best Arsenal team in my lifetime, I'm going to have to go to the 2014 team.
The team they were demons, they were demons.
A lot of great players on that team.
Win of our runs, win of our runs.
One of the best players of all time.
That season's ever been.
Of course man, nice to meet you Rob.
Have a good one.
Who's Ramsey?
Who's Ramsey?
Okay, good, good, good, good.
Because if you want we're going to have to ask the term for it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, go on, go on.
I'm swassing the picture with you.
Oh, that's new.
You can't get a fright this time.
Nice to meet you guys.
Have a go on a great day, kiddo.
Wait, you're here?
Wait, am I to get padded down, Jack?
Oh, I have to get padded down.
I have to get padded down?
It's okay.
How is that slant?
Why did you like arch your ass out?
Like in prison you can kiss her shit.
So I think you're just so we knew I had nothing on my ass.
Wow!
Wow!
No way!
There's more upstairs.
No way! I get a jersey!
With my name on it!
No way I get an RC RC money!
Your Ford!
Your Ford!
Fuck me, fuck!
No!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
What number do they give me?
No, they did not give me anything.
Every time, why do I always get 6-7?
You're a boss.
Oh my god.
Always give me 6-7.
What's up, bro? How you doing?
Great.
This is where we watch the match-up?
What size is this?
A large?
Another is going to be a fucking bra on me.
Wait, Marlon, what size did they give you?
What?
The size that you get.
Yeah, Jersey.
How about medium?
What'd you get?
Large.
Like a large size or an extra large?
It's a large.
It's like a little tight here.
I mean, I'll try it on.
Why not?
Right?
Okay.
It's a little toasty.
It's a little toasty, you know.
You got the heat on?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, that works.
Not that works.
Okay.
That's fine.
You're awesome.
You're good.
You're hot.
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
Let's go, Arsenal!
Wait, what? For real?
Is that our box?
There's no way this is our box!
Yeah it is bro.
Look at that.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait, look at the view.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Dude, this is insane.
How does your life be honest?
Look at the view.
Oh no.
No, this is sad.
This is really great.
They have two nets.
No, it's not fucking two nets.
You can't do that.
There's two nets.
You see their fucking price?
Let's go, Arsenal!
Oh, should I FaceTime Jinxie and show them the view?
FaceTime Jinxie!
Jinxie!
Yo, look at the view that we have!
Look at our view!
We're in the private suite, they say.
That's insane.
Wait, how do I get up there, by the way?
So, okay, yeah.
So, I have, we have the person who's like in charge of it and they're going to come
out with one other person and they're going to grab you when you get here.
Okay.
It's trying to say, oh, yeah, I'll group chat you right now.
Yeah.
Okay, all right, back, all right, back, yeah.
Yeah!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Once you know fans, we're getting mobbed.
We're getting mobbed.
A drink? Like alcohol?
It's free drinks and a sweet.
Might throw out a couple drinks.
Glass of wine?
Do they have sunrise Malibu's?
It's a mixture, it's like a cocktail sunrise Malibu.
No, it's not.
That'll work, yeah.
I'm going to send you Jason's number, I know, he's going to call you.
No, this dude Jason is not real.
Jason just texted me and said, fight me on NMS boxing.
Yo, brother Jason, I'm not fighting you dude.
I'm not fighting you.
I'm gonna need a meal if you want me to fight you.
Facts, simple.
Get me a meal and I'll step in the ring.
I
Guess who else I got suckers definitely scored today suckers definitely scored today
today. Let's go, Arsenal!
Saka's injured, not playing? I mean, okay.
Well, I didn't know if he was playing or not, but Declan Wright actually just got confirmed
in line up.
This is not public agency, by the way.
It's not.
Brother!
There's a kid staring at you!
He's disgusted by you!
Not bad, not bad.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Oh, not tight!
Not tight?
Not tight?
I don't slimp, do you?
Wait, these are, we get to keep these arms no longer?
Yeah, no, no, no.
What's new? She didn't hit it for us.
No, it didn't hit her.
Come on!
I gotta take two, bro, I'm not gonna take two.
I gotta go pee, I gotta go pee.
Okay, should we go?
Should we just wait here?
Yeah, it's right here.
Camera, camera, come on.
You know where this is.
Lacey, roll the ball.
Hold on.
It's set up, bro.
What should we do?
We should have a field.
Okay, rock, come.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Who do I play for?
Barça.
OK.
Send them in.
OK.
OK.
Who do you play against?
Who do you play against?
Who do you play against?
Everybody.
Everybody?
OK.
Who do you play against?
There we go.
And then you get the money.
Who gives?
Who gives?
Who gives?
The money collection.
Oh, now that's tough.
What?
Who?
Who?
I appreciate that.
You're so nice.
Yo!
Oh my god!
W Arsenal!
Oh!
That's not nice.
Come on, how do I look?
Oh, that's nice.
That's not nice.
It's a large.
That's not nice.
Wait!
Wait!
Okay, that works, I guess.
Hold on.
You like that?
You like that.
How's that?
I fucking like that.
Oh, wait, I should like, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
What is that?
No, that's talk, please.
Wait, it's like a windbreaker.
Yeah, that's fire.
This is sick.
That's what I put in all the time.
Two of all.
It's an archer, man.
Oh, jeez.
Marlin gave the wrong size?
What?
But, uh, you are not a video.
He's not a medium to mass large.
More on the same size?
Huh?
More on the same size?
Yeah.
That's true.
You're hearing that, right?
Huh?
That should sound out a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna just move it back.
I'm gonna just move it back.
I'm gonna just move it back.
You ordered a bottle of Malibu for me?
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
What?
What?
Myle bottle and alibou?
You can go there, huh?
Get in the myle bottle!
Oh no, oh no.
There's some ice going in here.
It's a W hospitality, man.
What's that?
Apple juice and...
Chad, what's the best thing to mix with Malibu, Sprite or Coke?
White apple juice?
Is it here?
Is that a lot?
It's like a triple?
Little triple?
Fuck it, let's make it a quad.
is that a lot? it's like a triple? little triple? fuck it let's make it a quad
let's make it a quadruple shall we? go malibu on the rocks?
Malibu on the rocks is not bad at all
do you want to go on a bus ride?
yo Malibu is good by itself
I'm gonna smell it.
Try, I'm taking a little sip.
I'm so serious.
That's not bad.
That's dangerous.
I like that little pinky help, do you see it?
I don't like it so much.
We should pour more, I don't know if I'll be glassing that.
I don't know if I'll be telling you what I'm telling you.
Yeah.
We gotta turn it off.
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
He has water.
You got it?
I'm not taking a sip of fucking alcohol.
He's like, are you good?
Holy shit.
Maybe slow down a little bit there, bud.
He got petroleum.
What are you talking about?
Who's been here?
Is that like celebs or no?
Or is that just...
Wait, they gonna put us on the wall?
I'm not gonna make you come by for me.
Fuck it, let's do a fight.
We're rock, we do it. We do it. We do it a pencil shot or what?
I'm gonna take a right, right, right, right, right.
Let me tell you something.
We love y'all to know we do.
We love y'all to know we do.
What?
You get it?
You get it?
How do you do it? How do you do it?
Turn the camera off.
We love y'all to know we do.
We love you also know we do.
We love you also know we do.
Oh, also know we love you.
Is there any spina?
Oh, the head plaster.
I thought you're not a vegetable, okay, cheers.
Yo, that is so dangerous.
Is it good?
Yo, that's just like soda.
Really?
Wait, which one is it?
Is it Malibu and Spray?
No
That's most
Can we talk about the hospitality?
Best of you with the food Jersey Jersey with our names on it
They brought me my own bottle of Malibu
We love Yorsano! We do! We love Yorsano! We do!
Oh my god, okay, yeah.
That's fire. Look who did it? Is that my son?
Oh my god, it's a monster!
We love y'all to know! We do! We love y'all to know! We do!
This tastes so good. Give it a little try, sir. Tell me I saw it and see.
Exactly.
It tastes so good.
What about London? Not in there, sir.
Yeah, I'm gonna get some fruit, too.
Make sure it's fruit, though, yeah?
Take the whole fucking box we see outside, huh?
I think it's not an idea.
It's actually not fair, dude. All of us in this, you know what I mean?
Is that a droop? Is that you?
Droop.
No glass of wine, droop?
That's not me.
What's going on? Wait, are they doing the...
21, 21, 21, 21.
Wait, I want to see, I want to see Declan Rice.
It's my favorite flavor. It's not their favorite.
I'm gonna film you.
Okay, got it.
Well, when you can't bring drinks outside, what is like it's like it's like it's
Why extreme off 18 plus chat
Where are you hiding the camera
I got this.
Oh wait, here's the song, this now?
Okay.
I had a six you- okay, okay, okay.
He just started, he just started here.
We love y'all, Snow.
We do!
I took the wrong.
He got no drunk.
But when it comes to you, it's a little different level.
What?
What happened?
I took the wrong.
It's not really?
But like when it comes to you-
No, no, I'm not gonna answer that.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
No, I'm not gonna get drunk.
I'm gonna get like a little sip.
I quit alcohol.
Okay, a little sip.
You know we got a charity match in like a couple days, right?
Yeah, I know. One bar hot is more on it.
Or the night before the match.
We are.
Tim, Senna, and Sketch.
On Friday.
Listen, it's good.
Friday night.
Friday night.
I'm good.
It's good.
I'm taking Sketch out bar-hopping.
I'm gonna get him hammered.
Oh my God, he fucking dates.
He's gonna be hungover in the gold the next day.
I'm busy.
Oh, you're nice and social.
I'm taking the team to a victory that they don't even know about.
Open up for a five.
I'm not so far ago. Yeah, easy. Oh my god.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're down in that, I feel like water.
Down in that, like, water.
You gotta try chicken wings. They're good.
Are they actually good? Yeah. And they're grilled too, I think.
What's the worst part is? I got strawberries here, I got blackberries.
All these girls down on the water, boy.
Get in your eyes. He's got watermelon.
He said watermelon, boy.
He said you got watermelon, boy.
I know, yeah. Fuck that.
That bitwriters saying, is there a Wi-Fi here?
It's fine, it doesn't matter.
Okay.
Well, Rock's getting the cam, but I don't know if it's going to be much better.
You know what it is? It's because the stadium's filling up.
Oh, God, that's why.
Wait, Marlin, why are there more...
...scorched-gas and hard-skill fans?
So, more...
...more than that's right here, early 55.
Tram was all the way here, you know what I mean?
So, now, hard-skill starts to pull up.
Look, they're over there.
I was just wondering if I knew about it.
They're saying it's good outside just in there fat
I like this song
Hey
Wait, so who do you think wins this game?
Marshal, oh wait, that's a good one?
Actually, just Marshal's winning.
Money on you.
I might do another two.
What's the bet on that?
I mean, I mean, it's five free turns eight anyway.
I might put a little two on this.
I'll throw a three.
I might have a hundred.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
Yeah, of course.
You want to hold this down, Drew?
Yeah, you can do it.
Chad, do I have a good fit on?
Yeah, so it's both?
Yeah, so if it's lagging after the driver's down.
It's gonna go on my head.
I can't wait to see the comments.
I know, I know, I know, there's no point in saying no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Last one friend
Hey, that's going on the main page.
It's on the main page.
It's on the main arsenal page.
I can't wait for it.
Our club is battling to lead and are posting IRL streamers.
You just lost a sporting and they're posting Lacey and Mar than on the main page.
Plus one thread.
I'm going to get some water here.
Water?
Who's going to water?
I'm going to throw the bet.
Even before the game starts.
Look at Jake.
Look at Jake.
Look at Jake.
Look at Jake.
What is he doing?
Look at the lady.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Alright.
Alright.
Let's go.
Alright.
Let's go.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Yeah
My being started yet like I can't do a drunk lace today
I'm right. I swear
I said I did have said hey guys what do you think the best thing to mix Malibu is and
guess what our son did they brought me apple juice pineapple juice and orange juice give
all the mixed money that is a means you get fucking hammered
where else would they bring them go this is your first game and you're not even gonna be able to see the ball like
what do you mean?
that's my aim
you know what? I'm feeling devious I'm gonna put another two minutes on our stove
yeah two minutes? okay fuck I'm gonna do it man
fuck it
oh man man you know what the camps at?
or is it true?
Jinksie's 15 out.
I bet.
Well you know I've never met Jinksie right?
Really?
I bet. I'm sorry. He's so cool.
Well yeah.
You guys are gonna give me a break.
I'm filming right with that.
I'll tell her she's 16.
I'll tell her she's 16.
I'll just do it.
I'll just do it. I'll just do it.
Yeah, those are your ones?
Yeah.
This is what I call Lacy's
We probably drink a little bit too
We're good, it's 36
No, no, no, he's 15 away
You're just going to do a stream?
I think so
I think they're watching this right now
I think they're watching this right now
I think they're watching this right now
I think they're watching this right now
That's not a good sign, it's an orange one.
Is that an alcoholic one?
Yeah, I'll do it.
I'll do that tab.
Tab of the horn on the shell.
And then top it off.
Can I open it to the right?
Yeah, is it good?
Right through there, sir. There's your drink.
Hello, hello, hello.
It's really good. I know.
Jinx, he'll be here soon, he said. He'll be here soon.
There's all the backpack. It's over there.
I'm not talking about me.
I'm not talking about me.
Ah, Jake is him.
I got him off.
Big, big Arch-Fo.
Oh, cool. Yeah, Arch-Fo. He knows a lot of history.
Where are you from?
I'm from Arch-Fo.
I'm from L.A.
Oh
Can you show me the white one?
No.
What do you mean?
I want to show you the white one?
Oh, I got to show you the white one.
Oh, he's six years old.
Why are you keeping it public?
Why are you keeping it public?
I got to do this.
Oh, I think the white one's better.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
What is it?
Are you kidding me?
Ah.
There it is.
There it is.
Let's go outside.
Wait a minute.
I get bored by this. I think this is the step, and then I fucking fall down on my knees.
That's a lethal gizzle.
A UK rapper?
Whoa, this dude is crazy.
I'm just washing the warm-up.
Hey, what's your channel name?
We love you all, Snow.
We do.
We love you all, Snow.
We do! We love you, Arsenal! We do!
No, Arsenal! No, we love you!
I like it a lot. I like it a lot.
Oh, this goalie's not looking good.
He's not looking good.
I assume it's so shit on the track.
Drop the accent. No! I don't want to drop the fucking accent!
I love you, Arsenal!
Right now, I think I would try that way to stop the car.
Okay.
Hold up.
Got it.
Who is it?
Probably nobody.
Not like that.
I don't know what's true.
Well my chat's not working, even on the Wi-Fi.
Yeah, my chat's not working.
It's not working.
It's not KSI!
We're ready!
Wait, what are we doing?
A show?
Wait, let's take a while.
We're going to have a show?
A show?
I don't know what I'm talking about.
We're ready for the show. What's the show about?
I'm trying to get out of here.
That looks like the free game show.
Oh, we're on the free game show?
Yeah.
Okay, wow.
Okay.
That's right.
We're on the free game show.
We're on the free game show, okay?
I know.
We're on the free game show.
We're on the free game show, okay?
I know.
Let's go and bring him some.
I'm very, very...
I'm going to mention it, I'll have to, so...
Oh yeah, so don't mind him touching me.
I'm sitting here for a little while.
I'm telling you, sir, I'm telling you.
Two minutes for a reader?
So you are, I'm guessing you're Arsenal fans.
Yes, yes, yes.
So we've got a little audience in there.
So the box looks exactly like the room you're in.
On the right hand side there's audience.
On the left hand side there's two hosts.
One's a girl called Nicole.
The other guy Jeremy used to play for Arsenal
like 20 years ago.
So you walk in, you can say hi to the audience if you want.
You go on the left hand side,
in front of the TV they'll chat to you.
No, I'm used to much like super deep football stuff
but you can talk about Arsenal stuff if you want.
It's just going to be three, four minutes.
You get asked for a score prediction.
Have you been before?
No, my first time.
This is Trent, I think.
I can't hear the chat.
It's over in Jersey's Canada, all spinning GG.
I was going to beat you right there.
You guys can go.
I can tell
I can tell
We love Yosano, we do, we love Yosano, we do, we love Yosano, we do, we love you
I don't understand any of you that can say that bro, I'm just so far away from you.
Wait, does this make a big mark?
Or does it make a big mark?
Oh, they...
Okay, there's lots of unpack there.
So you're an Arsenal supporter?
Yes, I'm a kid, yes.
Okay, and you've never been to Arsenal going before?
No, I've only been to London one time, so I was never at that time,
and I grew up in Erie, Pennsylvania, so I've now been to games around there.
I'm just kidding.
I mean, welcome. How does it feel then to be in North London
about to watch the Arsenal?
It's amazing, it's very surreal, especially seeing the players I love in person.
person. Yeah. It's very crazy feeling. Yeah. I want some of your favorite memories.
Go ahead. Go ahead. I've already gotten some of those. Do you want them all to remember? Do you want them all to remember?
I've said I'm just going with one. My favorite memory of all time is probably last year when
Pete went straight to 4-0 and Deco and I said I had two goals. That's probably my favorite personal memory of all time.
Yeah, this is very young, this is very young.
Yeah?
Okay.
And I feel like...
What?
I'm just...
Yeah, no, that was a little curious.
Okay, what got you right into our song then?
For me it was Tyrion Reed.
I spent more time, so it's like that's how I feel.
what he was doing in the big parts of the game.
What was the most, what was the most,
what was the most, do you remember like,
remember that one game?
No, I don't remember that one.
I don't remember that one.
That's what it is.
Yeah, I did. I actually had a slide type in two years,
so it was like, it was a good moment, you know,
watching more of that, but then I had a slide type on.
How did that feel though, to have watched and idolised someone like that at the T-Area ring
and then to be playing alongside him or other stuff against him?
I felt crazy because he still got it, he's still in shape, he's still very good so I can't talk to him on the pitch and go on up against him
It's a little crazy feeling.
I do, can I just flip over?
I'm very good, yes.
You like it?
I mean, I actually, I played in a match and I got a bicycle kit recently.
He didn't have a bicycle kit.
He didn't have a bicycle kit.
I went for it and right through the net it was beautiful.
But yeah, people don't need it.
I'm pretty selling it before.
Yeah, I'm trying to find it right here.
Okay, we're not, like, just, you don't believe that, right?
Why is that?
It was more just the tone, the vibe, you know what I mean?
It was, mm, okay, it's football, you're a sport then.
No, I'm not basketball, I'm a sport.
Basketball's more your thing then.
Yeah, okay, um, a radio, and...
These were still a game.
DJ?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know, which game?
Ever, any game.
Yeah, I guess.
Pro-border player, eight, pro-border player.
Sweet, so you're all-round sporting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We were actually here.
You mentioned here.
Yeah, well, I'm like, I'm just great at it.
I don't play games, you know.
So, yeah, so I was like, you know, in college
and then like, that's what you,
and then, yeah, Cape Verde Academy,
city, Cape Verde City, you know, that's what kids want.
And then, move to the States, play there,
and the West Academy, too.
Yeah, and then, there's one more.
That's all right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's all right.
And you know what I'm saying?
That's, um, picked off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's been good, it's been really good.
My team right now is, uh, taking two losses in a row,
Oh, yeah.
You alright? Are you okay? This is a safe space.
I mean, sometimes, sometimes, you know, like, you know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not sitting, I'm not sitting!
We have to go without, I'm, I'm, half without what we do.
Okay, but your two losses down at the end.
That's fine. If you keep turning around, that sounds, you know, sport-wards.
How do you find the coaching guide of the...
Different, very different.
Cause I can really go out there with, like, a few minutes in a place.
So I've tried a lot of control from the sidelines, but it's been good.
Clearly not going to be a good job when you're too lost in the road, though.
It's my race.
So who's your favorite player in our school?
Definitely going to have to go with race.
Right, right, baby?
I like soccer too.
Who's our CD?
Not sure it's way down there.
You think you're fast? I'm in London.
Yeah, first time.
What do you guys make of London?
and you join us?
Okay, thanks so much.
Well, you, I mean, you're not being spoken to.
I'm not. I'm a big fool.
I'm not.
I'm Zordache, fast food, love food.
I'm certainly the food's gonna be landed with you.
I did get an endosnadoes, it was amazing.
Okay, yeah.
The endosnadoes are great.
Yeah, like McDonald's, the fries, little soggy.
Well, they don't seem to like America, do they?
Yeah, it's possible.
We're going to let you guys spend a minute, but let me get a score prediction.
For me, I think it's going to be very defensive today since we're already out 1-0.
But I'm still going to say 2-0.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, that happens early.
Firstly, I think it's going to be more of a 2-7-2 person.
1-0.
2-0.
2-0.
2-0.
2-0.
2-0.
2-0.
2-0.
2-0.
2-0.
Then we'll find you and give you some surprise.
Okay.
I don't know what to do.
Somebody will find you and write it's the pleasure.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for having me.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Okay, so, she's had me a lot of fun.
Yeah, she's had me a lot of fun.
She's done it.
She's done some, she's done some, she's done some.
That's how much she has made me.
She has made me a lot of fun.
That's how you are.
You know what, that might have been the greatest Lord being of all time.
That might have been the best larking of all time.
It gives Madrid an indicator on the radio.
He should be here, right?
Yo!
Cancel that! Wait, do another turn!
Yeah, we might not be able to see the sky, but we'll see what everyone can do.
Everybody go, Jack!
What the fuck are you doing this for?
We love you Arsenal, we do!
Here we go!
Let's go, Arsenal!
What is this thing?
I don't know what you're saying.
I don't know what you're saying.
You okay?
I said, run the wrong path.
Yeah, it's the most important path.
The most important path.
Yeah, it's the most important path.
Chad, is it lagging bad? I don't know what we can do.
Guys, I can't reach Chad. I have no Chad.
We're on the Wi-Fi and we're connected to the network.
We have the fucking phone connected to the backpack.
Camera wouldn't change anything.
What's that?
Is that a cage?
Is she here?
Yeah, she's here.
What's going on?
What should we do about that?
It's like, I think this is the premium car.
Wait, is it on the premium?
Yeah, it's on the premium.
No.
It's on the premium.
Let's go, Arsenal!
I literally don't get out of chat.
Jakes!
Oh, it's him.
I'm gonna get you, too.
Yeah!
You got him?
He's active on the end by a problem.
Easy!
I see him.
He's on three.
He's on three.
He's on three.
Hold on.
I don't know what you're doing.
I don't know what you're doing.
You should go on a boat.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what you're doing.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You see?
I'll tell you if it's like it.
Dude, it's so condense, ain't it?
Bro, the chance are insane.
Dude, this is crazy.
Holy shit.
So is the mic just through the phone?
Dude, the mic sounds good.
Dude, I can't, I can't even read the chatter now.
I'm not that good.
Yeah, we need a look.
I'm on like, I'm on like that, dude.
Wait, I think we should be going inside and see what's working.
Oh wait, it's kind of there?
No, it's not.
No, it's nothing, bro.
What?
I don't know.
It'll probably come back.
The movie was working earlier.
It was.
I mean, you're on YouTube, right?
For a two-year-old, man.
Bro, this has been insane.
Yeah, we've been here.
Dude, I've never seen anything like that.
I mean, this is cool.
I mean, besides, like, playing,
We do!
What's happening?
I'm not going to see you running this time.
You trying?
Fuck it.
You want to fucking bet and I bet, and you're a kid of your own.
What if the next kid's back?
Wait, guys!
Stop saying wrong bucks!
Just tell us if the stream is on or not!
How would that make a difference, room?
The next kid's back!
We do!
We do!
Is it working or not?
What's that?
I'm seeing an F.
Is it working?
No, no, no, no.
Look at that.
Look.
Ta-da!
He's looking at ours.
He's looking at ours.
The truth is we're in there, but...
Maybe, um...
Can you help me check?
Wait! Yo! Yo!
ASI said, my box has a better view and has better lifelines!
How do you get to the top?
Yeah, try it?
Yeah, try it!
Oh, Jesus!
That's a better lifeline!
No, no, no.
It's not.
I know Saka too.
You know, uh, I know Saka.
Yeah, he's good. He's really good.
Is he playing now?
He just had his own Saka game show.
He asked me Arsenal questions. I had no idea what I was talking about.
What club do you support?
Arsenal.
Alright. You support whatever, 12-year-old.
Dude, I was trying to go to the Liverpool game, but it was like two last minutes.
Is that here?
I was in Anfield, which is like literally four hours from London.
That's how big my innermost.
I thought my innermost was smaller.
I want to carry a store up.
You're going to carry it?
What?
How far of a flight?
Hold on.
No shot?
Two hour train.
It's train ride.
Two hour train ride?
Jesus Christ, what's he talking about?
Wait, that's actually not that bad.
Wait, that's not that bad.
Bro, I thought it would be like a two hour plane ride.
What do you think, Arsenal get away?
The other favorites, but I have a feeling
I'm upset that happened.
Arsenal's known for like bottling things.
No, no, no, no.
I'm feeling better than just...
Come on.
Did you bet 5,000 on Arsenal?
I did.
I opted.
You bet 7,000?
Yes.
How much to win?
Like 8?
It's 7,000 to win.
To win the 7,000 turns to what I said it was?
No, you said 5 to 8.
So now it's probably like 5,000, right?
Probably 7 to like 11.
You're such a degenerate, bro.
I was thinking about betting, but I was also like,
I kind of experienced the experience.
Oh, it makes the serial and read makes it better.
Wait, how much did Gold Armity say you're fucking stolen?
No, not this fucking thing.
Dude, there's so much like history on these.
So, what's that manager's name?
Carson.
Is this KSI's box?
Is this KSI's box?
What the fuck is this?
Barda.
What? What is he doing?
I
I can call him if you want
I don't know
Please pick up please. Please KSI save us. KSI please save us. Please pick up. Oh no. We're gonna get that down. I don't know. She's just checking on the security. Just gotta wait a second. No! No! JJ! They're saying we can't come in here. No, we're good.
Do you want to tell her?
I have them on the phone.
We got them on the phone.
Hey, hey, is everyone okay with coming in?
Okay, okay.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
I can already have better shots.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah, what's the black five?
What's the black five?
How do we get the black five?
We're missing the game, though.
How do we get the Wi-Fi?
WKSI bro!
Okay, they're saying...
I don't know if I can read chat, nah, I can't read chat, I don't even know if chat is working,
but I can't see anything.
Is the stream working though?
I don't think it's moderating.
Wait, that'll stay.
I'm gonna run a speed test right now.
I'm gonna just connect to the wall.
I'm gonna say one side.
I won't strip the front wall.
Just try to connect.
I know guys we're connecting to the Wi-Fi
what is this setup you have here what is that this frosty
yes you can see you most of stuff you can act you're there saying better
better better this ain't better me too how we need to connect yet we're good
Yeah, we're trying to fix it, but you guys got to understand there's 70,000 people all in this stadium.
Wait, they're saying it's working.
Oh, yeah.
Bro, look, I think it's working.
Well, no, my chest.
Are you alive by the?
Yeah, I'm on data, data.
Try to take the live by.
But this is the first time my data's worked, though.
Okay.
We might get new jam though.
Yeah, new jammer.
Yeah, we got new jam though.
I can't even reach out. It's not even loading.
I can show the lap out of here.
Yeah, sure, sure. Arsenal Premium?
Funch, I'm trying to watch the games, bro.
I need to.
Arsenal Pass? Premium? What's the pass one?
I can share it.
1-1.
Yeah, it's working. Yeah, it's it's literally working. Okay, one one. That's wrong. How is it what we're at the game guys?
You're not ahead of us. Yeah, let's go. I don't know. It's not good. The backpacks are connected to the Wi-Fi.
The stream is working. We are good. It's all good. Okay. I'm just worried when we get outside.
Yeah, it dropped.
It's grainy.
What do we do about it? I'm trying to think.
We gotta just connect to the premium on the Netflix.
We can try.
That's the effort.
you
You
No, it's it's the cutout
Yes, we can!
Let's just sit down if you'd like.
Let's sit. I'm gonna watch you.
It works perfectly in here, but as soon as I step outside it doesn't work at all.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, we literally have every possible connection we can have.
Is anyone in the chat know why Esdae is playing so low?
He's like a CDM.
Oh, he's like, Cam, maybe.
He's like one strike with two fingers and he's a Cam.
We love you, Arsenal! We do! We love you, Arsenal! We do!
Yo, this view is so fucking crazy.
Can we get it?
Yeah, so was it.
It's the first game, that's insane.
Wait, it's 1-0?
It's aggregate, aggregate.
The Champions League, there's two games,
one in Portugal, one in Portugal,
and there's an aggregate score.
Oh, that's why Barcelona lost, right?
Yes, 1-0, 1-0.
So they basically up 1 right now, say.
Okay.
They think he was 0-0.
But the final is on, like, a neutral side.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Dude, sporting looks so...
Oh!
Go!
Go!
Oh no!
Oh no!
I'm gonna fucking go next time!
I'm gonna thank this person for carrying that.
Oh, he's the speed of death, bro.
Oh yeah, he's the best in the world.
Yeah, we took off on him.
How do you miss that?
Well, uh, we have a man named Helaga.
Helaga's well-off.
Uh...
I'm really...
I'm not gonna say I'm gonna strike with him.
I'm like, speaking.
I'm hot-th...
I'm hot-th-th-th-th-th...
I can get a hold of them back.
He plays Striker.
He never plays Striker.
He never plays Striker.
KSI's behind you guys?
Wait, no way.
Wait.
He never plays Striker.
That's it.
He's never played Striker in his life.
I thought he was playing like one-fucked.
One game.
Okay.
Thank you.
If I have more questions, I...
I like the way they're controlling the ball right now.
This is sick, man.
Oh, they're trying to match?
Oh, yeah, nervous.
Oh, yeah.
I want to see Red and Roshi.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Go!
Go!
That's it!
That's so cool.
That's so cool.
That's so cool.
That's so cool.
Cut inside.
Cut inside.
Cut inside.
Cut inside.
Yes.
Top of the box.
Uh-oh.
That's it.
That's it.
Check it out.
That's it.
Come on, maybe a little goal.
What the fuck is that?
Good. What's happening to you?
I can't aim one player on the floor.
Because they're a cross.
Wait, is that- is that a chamber fight though?
Yeah, it's like in Rocket League where you can't get the ball to the other half.
That's what you get.
Oh, there's shit on it.
Hey!
That's a flag!
I'm a fucking war-witted, man.
Yeah, I'm gonna fuck with God, mate.
Maybe a yellow?
Dude, Declan Rice, we can't...
No, no, no, no!
Oh my God, Declan, oh my God, Declan, yes, Declan, yes, Declan!
Come on, Declan!
This is what he does! I wash it during the trip!
Hey, you didn't actually wash it, right?
Is it not a yellow flag?
It's a yellow card!
Yo, Declan Rice, better keep him down!
Please!
Come on Decker, come on Decker!
No, they only have two men on the wall.
Is that normal at this pace?
Yeah, probably.
It's because you're running more like on the other side.
Please, Decker.
Please, Decker.
Yeah, yeah.
Not a bad shot.
I'm good with that.
Uh-oh.
What?
That's it, that's it!
Oh, quick turn!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Counter!
Counter!
Get the header!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
There it is!
He's hit with the Mingyamal touch, but he's not the Mingyamal.
Who is that?
Yo, Zerka, stop staying in my big swimmers!
I'm not a big swimmer! I'm not a big swimmer!
He's hurt.
Is Declan okay? He's limping.
Declan might be hurt.
Yeah, he's like on the ground.
No, no, no, he's tall.
He's limping.
He's hurt.
Declan, can I have a picture?
He's got a chance on so insane.
Declan, can I get a picture?
I think he can't hear you.
He's like 10,000 feet high.
Declan, can I get a picture?
So this view is incredible.
I wore mid-pitch. Very mid-pitch.
He's eagling you.
Possessions probably like what, 70, 30?
Right now, yeah.
But I think you can get it.
I'm excited about that.
Yeah, it's nice to see you.
There we go.
Oh, you're going to show up.
Show up.
What are you doing?
Ow, ow.
Hey, ball is out of bounds there.
How are you supposed to make it this far?
I mean, they're not a bad team, but I doubt it.
When's the last time they get a 4-0 penalty?
I have no idea, honestly.
Take him home. Take him home.
There we go.
There we go.
Hey!
Yes, yes!
He's got to be the best free kicker.
He's got to be the best free kicker.
Now, this is a goal. This is a goal for sure.
100%.
He's actually on the right top of the box.
Is he like the best free kicker?
One of the best, yeah.
Recently, yeah.
Oh my God.
Focus Decklin, come on.
Focus Decklin.
Yeah, that was against Madrid last year.
Is that the only book that highlights you, no, bro?
Yes.
I watched it today.
You watched it today.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, exactly.
Sort of like that.
Oh, dude.
Come on, Jackson.
What do you do with it?
They don't really have like a tall strength, but I don't know.
I don't think they...
No, I think it's not that.
I told you about that.
It's like 5'11", 6'1".
I'm right.
He's like, show me what I'm talking about.
I told you it's 6'1".
I bet you he's 5'11".
No, maybe 6'1".
Yeah?
6'1", 6'1".
He was 5, KT.
He was 5'1".
Oh my God, it's a goal.
It's a goal.
I bet you he's 5'11".
No, maybe 6'1".
Yeah?
6'1", 6'1".
Do it with Bob, KT! Do it with Bob!
Oh my God, it's a goal!
It's a goal!
Wait, what?
Wait, no.
He's gonna pass it to him.
He's gonna pass it.
Oh, I see this.
He's going for a header!
He's going for a header!
What the fuck was that?
We catch fucking kick.
Dude, this crowd is like 95% on center.
I'm not kidding.
Yeah, that's the 5% right there.
That's it.
Yes.
That's all right.
There's one sporting section.
the whole stadium.
That'd be 10 K to the shutters.
I got to tie up on that a little bit more pressure.
Oh my god.
Switch is on.
20.
Switch is fucking on.
Fast.
I
Feel like every time paid for his plunges like sweet is really good, but then we appreciate it
Give me some bone knowledge, I don't know what they're talking about
Victor you know
This is another counter. Oh my god
He's good. He's good.
There we go.
Nice!
It's not wrong. Who was that?
Born and led?
No, is that Saliba?
Saliba gave it all to Centerbacks, yeah.
But the one who wants that...
Adam Johnson's playing well today, though.
Who the fuck is that?
Adam Johnson for Arsenal.
Is that a real player?
No, it's a fucking sexy player.
Yeah, there you go.
What?
Yes, it is.
He's a he's a sexist
The chance to say that Adam Johnson's been hurt
Do you bring up a sexual sexual discourse?
If you get silent
Oh no
Get it out, get it out
Get it out, oh no
Oh no
Nice!
That's how all the disasters happen
Those little like low crumbles and then
Someone just taps it in
Dude the chance was so cool
Dude, does anyone have like chance?
chance like this yeah here we go
stillers no girl like they have so many
chance now that's in the one reason I
think a lot when you know I'm nice go
What is that? Is that a Xanath?
No, it's, um, I think it's a Tottenham player.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, my God.
Oh, when he goes to the corner, he's got to use a good back.
What about here? They said something before.
Something's right.
Right here.
They said, um, fuck it.
Isn't it kind of...
How cool was it?
Isn't it kind of...
Geese Madison, that's what it was.
Geese Madison.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like, oh, he's a good man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because he like faked it out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, the culture is so cool.
I mean England fell like they did like long, thick lines.
This is kind of like a revenge game for the Yonkers, right?
What are you talking about?
It's the whole club.
It's the whole club?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought it was revenge.
I mean, kind of, it's the whole club, you know?
I'm crazy, man.
I don't know what it is.
It's looking good.
I paint a lot of men in the box.
Come on, Decker.
Get them rice.
Your shoulder just fucking...
Just turn around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, if I was honest, the shoulder game.
Tell KSI, Mason Greenwood isn't going to beat them today?
Go, KSI.
Oh, my God, look at that!
They're putting that hand up!
Look out!
Oh, my God!
How do you not score that?
God, there's...
Do you see them put a Mason Greenwood back on the pitch?
Uh...
For sporting.
I don't think he plays for sports.
That's it!
Must be Oprah!
Must be Oprah!
Yo Press looks kinda like...
He's big.
You know Yo Press?
Yeah, he looks a little chunky.
He looks chunky out there.
That's slow.
Is he even eating?
Do you know what number this?
Huh?
You know what number this?
Mason Greenwood?
You know what?
14.
14.
14?
I know.
Like that's only the same
Oh my god, so go here. It's a goal here. Oh my god
Yeah, I'm done reading chat
the possession is probably 75.5 now this is what I would think that's what it would be way more
Added a fish right now, which I did it really down already, at least like, I need two golds, man.
It's really young, I got there young too.
I don't know, really.
Look at that.
Oh my god, this could be a plan.
This could be a plan.
Oh my god, I'm talking about someone.
No, no, no, no.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
They suck!
They suck!
They suck!
Dude, wait, I'm surprised they skyed as much as they do.
Oh wow.
I thought pros would like more accurate that's another Scott
Oh
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I would go.
Oh!
You're being sad.
It's a game goal.
Is that game real?
Yeah.
And I've drilled a goal again.
The fuck Madrid, man.
What the fuck?
It is Madrid being fired.
Yeah.
What's the score that Madrid is firing at?
Come on, come on.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What are they saying?
What are they saying?
Arsenal!
They're not saying Arsenal. It's like one word.
What are they saying?
They're sporting.
What are they saying?
They're saying sporting.
Oh!
Dude, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna keep it out.
Arsenal, football, football.
They could lose.
They're not listening.
They're dominating possession time.
Yeah, they have more possession, but dude,
they keep giving up those counters and telling you,
oh, it's starting to open.
I don't know, like, it would be,
this would be a bad situation.
I don't like to hear that.
Let it go, let it go.
Come on, Yonkai.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yonkai's stick, goodbye.
Right
Dude y'all presses out of shape I figured it out the reason why he did so good last season was because he was in better shape
Well, he looks fat. I'm not even kidding unbiased don't support either club. Y'all press looks out of shape
I know you love Sweden, bro. You guys might be cooked. He looks out of shape
Have a little bit of
a lot of fast food.
Yocarest looks out of shape.
He's not fat.
He is.
He's treating my chatting.
He's a fat ass.
He's a fat ass.
Lacey, be honest, Mike.
Do you think Yocarest looks fat?
He looks like a fat ass.
You don't even know who it is!
Number 14.
See, Lacey notes.
Yeah.
Do you think Yocarest looks fat?
I looked on the field and I saw a bowling ball running around.
That's how I knew.
Hey, Lacey, thank you for inviting me by the way, bro.
Of course, bro.
It's amazing.
This is my first time, too.
Yes.
Like, actually, thank you.
Here we go.
Oh my god, the overrides, come on!
Dude, I'm telling you, this game, this could be a really good game.
It's sporting scores, but you go to like, that's the time, man.
No, I can't go down, I can't go down, I can't go down.
What do you mean?
I gotta lose.
Wait, you bet on the game, you didn't bet on aggregate?
Why would you not bet on aggregate?
You bet on first-man, you're right.
Oh, it's because you're a degenerate, that's why.
Because you're a fucking degenerate.
You couldn't take the, the better edge.
Hell no, it was like minus 400, it's a fast team.
Yes!
Oh, you gotta be-
So detect them, eh? So detect me.
Line him, line him, line him!
Oh, man, dang it.
Frisk, Frisk, Frisk, Frisk?
There we go, Decker. He's out, Decker.
Decklin is really good! Really good control!
I'm gonna say it, Decklin Rice is the best player on the pitch right now.
Oh, no, right now, Decker Rice is-
He's best player in the league, uh-
He's also in the Premier League. What are you saying?
You're just so up, like you're just so on yourself.
Also known as in Premier League, Lacey, not Liga.
Are you not scared of your phone falling?
No. You're not scared of what?
Or your phone might fall.
It might literally break somebody's head.
Nice.
The top of the box.
Surely.
Oh shoot that.
Oh my God.
oh that was so sexy bro y'all got to do something
but I'm not, are they cute?
these guys are like the entire time
it's literally like in rockin' league when you're stuck in your half
that's what this might feel like
oh my god
go!
get a box
cover the box
somebody fucking do something
yo we should
That's a good ball!
That's a good ball!
That's a good ball!
Oh, that touch!
How will goalkeepers that technical?
We could start a chair, guys.
That's it!
Yes!
Well won, though. Well won this!
Oh!
Yeah, I'm going to do it personally.
I think anyone can win this.
I
What I want
I want
How much time is a lot
What are they saying?
Oh, this is awesome.
Awesome.
Awesome.
I love the chance.
Did I just start that?
I love the chance.
I started that.
Oh.
Raph.
Fucking hell, Raph.
I have a word with him.
Dude, I love how the manager has the tunnel now.
He's raps out.
So much fucking all that.
They're gonna make a damn man.
It's 30 minutes?
30 minutes?
It's like a popular game.
It's like a mom player on one of the managers.
Go for that.
Go!
Go!
Go for that!
Go! Go!
Your guess is not even running!
Your guess isn't running!
Top of the box!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Watch the right, watch the right, watch the right!
Oh no!
Farmore!
See you later!
I kind of want to see it!
I can't see it!
I want to see it!
I'm not lying, I've been in like three NFL games, I think this environment is crazy.
Oh my god, 100%!
It's way more like...
There's a chance every second.
Yeah, it's super intense.
Yeah, this is awesome.
Start the wave?
None of that sharing?
How about home?
Start the wave.
Start the wave.
Start the wave?
Start the wave?
Start a wave?
Let's do it.
Alright, let's start a wave.
One, two.
You guys didn't stand up.
Alright, I was waiting for him to go.
I was waiting for him to go.
Alright, let's do a wave again.
Let's do a wave.
You guys don't do the wave?
What are you doing?
I'm cutting the crap out of him.
You're right.
He's the shit I am.
How long has he had the captain band for?
I don't know.
I didn't think he would.
I don't like this, they're not even trying to score.
Oh yeah, oh my god, oh my god!
He's sort of buff.
He's sort of buff.
Bro, Arsenal would have a better goal.
Bob's there, he gets a count.
Who else is, who else is here?
Uh, Califuri.
Timba.
Timba.
Tyler Fury?
No.
Tyler Fury.
No, I thought, um, who else is here?
Timba.
Timba?
Are these like rappers?
Tyler Fury?
Timba?
Who do you support?
Uh, Liverpool?
Oh no!
Oh my, what was that?
What the f***? Yo get the goalie out the gate!
Blind here! Blind here! Blind here!
Take him out! Take him out! Take him out! One on one!
This guy's fast!
There you go! Back post! Back post!
Are you f***ing blind, mate? Bloody hell!
You can get the penalty flag.
Yeah, I don't know how that was anymore.
are you allowed to show the stadium or no yeah show the state we're gonna be
wendley in like three days on the pitch playing about 30 40 minutes in front of
as many people? Hey, how many minutes do you play in the Qatar game? Two? Okay, dude,
they're definitely going to play you more. Yeah, about like 30, 40. Wait, actually,
you don't get more than that? What? I don't get more than that. I hope I don't get
more than that. Really? I hope I don't get more than 20. I'll be gassed. Jake,
she said I'm one of the most physically demanding positions. Wait, what are you
He's left man.
You're left man.
He's left man.
Okay, yeah, right.
I was gonna play you through balls bro.
What's that?
Like, I just play the ball and then you run, run through.
Yeah, I can do that.
So kind of like what number 20's doing.
Yes, exactly.
He runs back on defense.
Then runs on offense.
I'm not gonna play defense though.
I'm gonna cherry pick on offense.
Wait, you're not gonna play defense.
No, you're gonna leave it to him.
Right from the back, grabbing the ball.
I'm not playing defense bro.
I'm not playing defense.
Like don't get me wrong.
I'll do presses and stuff, bro.
I'm saving my energy bro.
Dude, you want adrenaline dumped out there
and you'll actually get tired.
Actually dude, the first five minutes.
Have you seen my football game last year?
Yeah, yeah I've seen it.
Yeah, I saw you fall.
I was forgetting that I saw you fall.
There was other things, but yeah, I did fall.
You can't top your adrenaline in the first five minutes.
You know what I'm saying?
And then Josh just came in our chest and swear you're all on the bench, though.
Yo, Josh.
Wait, am I going to start?
There's a circus?
Yeah, I'm going to start.
Here's my thing, bro.
You are not a coach.
It's Jack Doseff, bro.
So he decides to zone a picture now.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, good piece, Elibac.
This is bad for our school.
This is really good.
Oh no.
Oh.
No way he missed that.
Oh, how was that the postman goal?
It's looking out.
Arsenal's falling apart here.
How was that not a goal?
How was that not a goal?
Dave?
It hit the ball.
No, stop saying I'm delayed.
We're at the game.
Yo, Josh, I love you, bro.
I know you're an art captain and stuff like that.
Obviously, we love you, bro.
Hopefully, you play us a lot.
And that was just a joke.
I'm sorry
It looks like
That's a handball wrap and ball now
Oh no
How many goals does he have this season?
Do you know who would know?
JJ.
No, Josh.
No, no, no.
How many goals does Jopperess have this season?
I believe he's got 18.
Yeah.
How many matches?
I'm not a game, it's a lot of games.
18 goals and 15 matches.
I think he's only having 40 shots.
What is that?
Prime messy numbers?
No, he doesn't.
No, the fuck he doesn't.
Okay.
Well, we'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Okay, but we're still talking to me
Yeah, okay. No, he looks good. No, that's what's good. He's definitely
Easy now there. Hey Josh's in our chair on a safe. Ask if that was started
You might not be starting
Oh
Well, why are you doing what do you mean? No, is this you?
Okay, bro. I got you miss you. You miss the song but shoot I got
About doing this thing tomorrow, and I thought it was today or I thought it was I
Got texted by two unknown UK numbers and they're like we're expecting you tomorrow. I'm like wait what tomorrow
All from judges team. Yeah, I don't decide if you're gonna refuse. Yes. Okay. I don't have any numbers
Have you been training for the match?
No. Have you?
Yeah, I've been training. I've been training.
So I'm expecting big things?
Yes, but I've been training for three months, bro.
So you've been training for the bench?
So can some of your bench warm-in skills?
No, no, no.
Look at him.
I was pretty good!
No, he's actually been training.
No, that's pretty good, bro.
He's good now.
No, wait.
Moving on just to warm up a little bit more.
I'm not going to dance around on the bench, bro.
I'm starting probably. I've been training a lot. Go, Dick!
Come on, man.
Y'all going to put the ball in the net here at least in time?
There's a, there's a! Oh!
Oh, we got his left foot!
You can generate that much power with these left foot.
Is that not...
Oh, it's half-time!
No time? How does he generate that much power? Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I have time.
Okay, okay, okay, I mean, not bad, not bad, but
not supporting is gonna win, man.
We just need to finish it, we just need to finish it.
We need to finish it.
Wait, do you wanna go in there for half a time or no?
Show up here.
I'm down for whatever, I'm starting to live right now.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
It's zero, it's zero.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I
Broke a chair
You guys want to set out here
Yeah, that's awesome.
I'm down.
Yeah, come over, come over.
Oh, thanks.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
This is just pointy.
Get my body.
I think you're going to lose your badge.
Nice.
Dude, they're what?
This is cheating.
Wait, how's that cheating?
I don't know.
You should try to make the players feel it.
Wait, they...
Oh, yeah, that's true. They're only doing it on that path.
But aren't they switching sides?
Oh my God!
You know, they're cheating for Arsenal.
Arsenal looks like a better club, but they're not sporting.
They're not like, none of them are sporting.
They're not capitalizing!
Not capitalizing!
You know this calls for a shot.
You're drinking?
Bro, you're drinking?
There's a match in three days.
You, listen, you're gonna play 90 minutes in front of 90,000 people
and you're gonna drink and grow in three days.
72 hours. Yes. How long does liquor stand your system for? I believe I might ask for an answer.
I'm going, do you hear what I'm doing that I before? I'm taking sketch bar hopping.
I'm going to get him hammered so he's hungover in the goal.
So wait, you, let me get this thing. You're going bar hopping to sketch.
Yes, yes. He's getting drunk by himself. He's getting drunk too.
Yes. Hammered so he's super hungover in the goal and won't be able to stop it.
We can't sketch on the others. Yes! Oh my God.
Yes! That's really good.
I know! You guys are going to be able to score so many goals.
Yes, very good idea.
Actually good idea and I've been seeing your training videos. Yeah, I've been I've been like mimicking it in stuff
About you said you weren't training at all. No, no in the morning. I've been training you've been training every morning. Yes
Like running jogging. I do a mile at 7 a.m. And then I train with a football coach
Who is your football coach? What's his name? Ah, he's Marcello. Marcello catch. That's gotta be I
Oh
Wait you have your own kids
Yeah, I'm wearing this
Yeah, this is a good pregame
Wait, what the fuck is this? I just really
Oh, he did set a football game
You just realized that?
Why are you doing blackface?
It's a game, right?
No, no, it's not blackface
You don't know what that is?
Oh, that, he's English
You don't know what that is?
No, but you can't do that here, man
No, it's not blackface
It is!
You're blacking your face!
What do you mean?
No, no, no.
I'm here.
Wait, so this is...
You're lagging in here?
This is what you do when you go to the game.
Yes, that's...
Dude, when you go to like an F2P...
When you go to football games and you black your their face.
Yeah.
Also, you're just taking shots at the Wallaboo, bro.
He's playing in Flamboyance Stadium in three days and he's just drinking in here.
I'm on the scoreboard.
Alright.
They see it.
Okay, it's a fine score.
Like a 10?
No, I'm swear to God.
No, wait, but JJ, hold on.
This is not a joke.
This is not a hard game.
This is so black-facing.
Why do you come into my fucking story, huh?
This is not a joke.
Yeah, I told you to chill.
What do you mean chill?
Why do you act like this is the game of your life, bro?
It is the game of your life.
You're gonna die on your life.
No, no, no, no.
We're not supposed to trade for this.
Okay, is there anything wrong with trade?
No, I'm not.
I'm not using trade.
But like, you guys are sharing it.
Respect for the game, you know what I'm saying?
Also, for you on our show, you're on our team, right?
Yeah, you're on our team.
Yeah, that's why he's talking like that.
That's why you don't want us training.
You haven't trained!
You've trained?
What are you doing right now?
You've got games in a few...
Hey, you want me to talk on the day before?
What is going on?
I mean, it's like Barraza here.
You're a goalie.
Yeah, yeah.
Over
No, we're just gonna straight battle about the model
I am
I am
You have thoughts on a week now?
Yeah
Hey, how's your cardio?
I'm good
I'm good
I'm good
I'm good
I'm good
I'm good
I'm good
I'm good
I'm good
You were reading chat and you were trying to stream off the phone?
The Wi-Fi keeps cutting in an hour or so.
You can connect with the Wi-Fi and it should work.
That's not how it works.
You're not streaming off the phone.
What are you saying?
Let's go sit outside.
Yeah, we got that.
We're going.
Yeah, why don't we?
I see a Wi-Fi phone.
But then...
Oh!
I don't know.
Oh!
I don't see a Wi-Fi phone.
Yeah, I see a Wi-Fi phone.
Oh my God!
I don't see a Wi-Fi phone.
I don't see a Wi-Fi phone.
I don't see a Wi-Fi phone.
I don't see a Wi-Fi phone.
I don't see a Wi-Fi phone.
That was the last one.
you
You
We're gonna have to have complaints about this and lift it from solvable.
Yeah, I know.
Even if we have a strong enemy, we don't have a lot of fucking proof.
There's nothing we can do.
Unless we have ethernet.
And then you'd have to, like, coordinate.
I'm so connected to your bag.
No, 100%.
There's literally nothing we can do.
We're just gonna have to wait it out.
We're back up to 300.
Not really much we can do to fight off with that.
Was it connected to the premium Wi-Fi or not?
It's me going side on the premium Wi-Fi it will work.
He wasn't on the Wi-Fi though.
Oh, it's just in and out of Wi-Fi, that's the problem.
Are you on the Wi-Fi right now?
No, it's not actually, just keep cutting it out.
It's because everybody's on it.
What's the solution to this?
I don't know.
There it is.
Yeah, I'm on the Wi-Fi right now and my chat's working.
Well, that's half the...
But how does...
They're saying it's fine.
They're saying it's good.
It's working.
It's good.
You're good.
All right.
It's good you're good
Yeah, it's cuz it's half-time everybody's on their phone so we're taking up all the bandwidth. That's why
Because when the game was in the heat of the game and no one's everybody's watching the game. It's fine. It was like no lab. Yeah
How often does that happen when you're at a real estate only when you come to like arenas so
But like here and there's so many people in one area all on their phone using the same cell tower that's what it gets
You literally never I don't know. No, I don't ever do that, but you guys invited me this game
It's like I never knew I'm surprised you came. Yeah, it was only like I looked on my phone
I was only like 30 minutes away. I felt like it was two hours away now.
Yeah.
I mean, it's not like I'm gonna be an Indian for like a year.
A bit of a motor now.
What's happening?
He's asking for chicken.
Bro, is it actually over like there's no more chicken?
Oh, it's so apple pies?
What is that?
I can try it if you want me to lay out your own plan.
Yeah, let me know if it's good.
Yeah, I can do that for sure.
Thank you, bro.
What is that, though?
Is that an apple pie?
Looks like maybe a little pear to delay.
It's a puffed up pie.
At least let me know if it's good, bro.
I appreciate that.
You
What do you think it's all about this? Yeah, I can taste the way
No, you can taste protein in there. I think it's a protein pie.
And look, it's like a little mini version too. Okay, bro.
A little cheat meal is never bad, right?
You said you were locking in, bro. I didn't even forget about this.
You said you were locking in a week ago and then set it in can.
You're like pounding Malibu to proud.
You're right.
Yeah.
Lock it.
I'm locking it after this.
After this?
After I finish?
I'm locking it.
Yeah.
So right after you finish that, you're locking it.
Yeah.
Haven't you seen his 40 tweets in the past three months?
Yeah.
Also, Junie, can I lock in for you?
I've got a tweet about it.
Just go, like, pilot about it, all right?
You know what I mean?
And then just spawn in with a six pack.
So, like, one last tweet and then...
No, no, just don't even tweet it.
He's just spawning with ass.
No, no, don't put your phone up.
No, no.
You're not putting your phone up.
No, no.
Well, do you think he could lock in?
Yeah.
No, what?
He's just like...
How?
You know what happened?
He abandoned me in the gym during the week.
Oh, so it's all Martin's fault?
Ever since that, I just wanted to stop knowing.
Does he abandon me?
Oh, yeah?
So once he abandoned you, you'd have to look back?
Yeah.
Wow.
You should have talked to him about that.
No, he fucked up my gym journey.
Wait, what do I do?
you
you
I don't think that makes it you're still eating the same thing. Oh, it's working now, bro
Yeah, yes, it's working
Well, it's working now
You're kind of unprofessional
I don't think the game's back
We're gonna head out though.
Early prediction, sporting's gonna win.
Sorry, sorry about that.
Thank you so much.
You know what I noticed there's only been one actual legitimate
Yeah, they've all met
Honestly, I could shoot like these guys. I don't be good. Oh, they sky it every time though. No, there's also all the pressure
But like finishing that every time like
What about what about nine?
That's it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
Is that guy's first in Gabriel Gabriel Martinelli, where's he from? Oh, Brazil dude. It's so weird to see them in person, right?
You know what I'm saying? I know
You there is here we go
terrible terrible ball
The manager's yelling at it
Dude, I'm feeling it upset. I'm telling you. I'm feeling it upset.
Good detail, everyone. Good job. Nice to be by.
Dude, they do just dive every time. They dive anytime, anytime.
But I think it's like the ref also calls it every single time.
Yeah. Every single time.
Bro, it's like if someone touches you in the back, just fall.
Yeah. Just fall.
Because it gets called every time, huh?
So, when was the last time sporting needed as far back?
Yeah, when was that?
I'm gonna check it.
Yeah, check it.
Whee!
Whip it, whip it.
No ne?
No ne?
as they just just give it no oh
2002 that's what I was saying I haven't seen them like this or so now if they
make it if they make it do this that's history so you know he's
Oh, it's time to get back to the building.
Chad, what do you think is happening in this game?
Be honest, be honest.
Oh, like football game?
Yeah.
You like it?
Yeah.
I just, I don't know shit.
Dude, look at this press.
They're pressing there.
They're winning that.
We're winning that.
Get there.
Oh, but that's what it's about.
Oh, my God.
Hey, you see what I'm saying?
I think it's that.
I love the chance.
Declan Rice.
Declan Rice.
Declan Rice.
Dude, he's asking for assistance.
Come on, Gabriel. Gabriel, take him out.
How's the pace?
He looks square. Oh, no. Oh, you don't got...
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh my God! That was so good!
Dude, he split two defenders with a heel-tie.
Yo, you're gonna just give me a little...
Oh, a little...
Dude, I don't think he has great...
What are they saying?
Oh, so no. Oh, so no. Oh, so no.
Oh my God, wait, let's give me a ball. Let's give me a ball. I can feel it.
Oh, so no.
Whip it in. This is gonna be back post.
Joffrez.
That's a good ball. Oh my God.
Ah! Perfect keeping.
Uh-oh, here we go. If he gets out fast,
the goal, even like the keepers are so nasty.
Wait, how is he so good?
What do you mean?
Catch that!
You want a keeper?
No!
Yes!
Ah, it's called practice, ladies, you know what I mean?
Somebody just...
Oh my god!
Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good!
Get there, get there, get there!
That's right, guys!
Dude, it's gonna be one nail, I'm telling you.
And then it's gonna go to extra time.
bro, that's your time
oh, wait, you can call them and not be sent away
shall we hear a short again? we can
I need RZL to win this, bro
come on, bro, come on
come on
good press
good press
hey, score a goal for me
I guess they're fucking hearing that
they can't hear you, bro
that touches
His fitness is crazy. He's been sprinting the whole game.
Look at the flop though.
This is what I'm talking about.
That was kind of a blast. That's fine.
Dude, he's grabbing his ankle. Like, come on.
And then look, he's going to bounce to his feet.
And then ride back to it.
Yeah, it's like...
All right.
It's like, bro, we know your flop.
He grabs his ankle, then jumps up to his feet.
All right.
Oh my God, a great check.
I love the physicality dude.
He's approaching us.
Nice, nice, nice.
That was the circle.
That was the circle.
He's pulling his arm.
He's pulling his arm.
They always do that when it's in the other half.
Always.
Are bullies allowed to score?
Yeah, anyone could score.
Anyone.
They could only use their hands in the box though.
Wait.
He's like fucking him!
Oh fuck!
He's like fucking him!
Yo!
Are they fucking?
What the fuck?
Why did they go on that much?
If I go into the goal, I can use my hands and throw the ball in or not?
I go into the goal!
Not in your own bowl?
What do you mean?
What did you say?
I'm in my-
I haven't even listened.
I swear, it's like-
Should I follow with my hands or not?
Yeah, yeah.
If you're a goalkeeper, yeah.
No, no, no.
Any position anybody can use their hands in the box. Yeah, so do it in the game like
Yeah
That's a problem.
I'm not a fan of a flopping, I'm gonna be honest.
It's kind of just cringe, bro.
It's fucking cringe.
See, when I fell over, I fell over.
You know what I mean? It wasn't a flop.
That was an actual fall.
Yeah, that was just like your body giving out.
Like that's...
Go! Go! Go!
Oh no!
Gabrielle Martinelli. Ah, his name is so cool. Gabrielle Martinelli.
What part of that full name?
Eight, you're number six out of the cherry match, right?
It's your... Bro, you're just a fucking liar.
You're a fucking fart.
A fart? He's going to fart?
No, no, no.
Leo, you're a cubshop.
What? Oh my god!
Nine.
Flick it. I love the physicality
Dude the pace of play is so insane
Why do they keep skying it?
Put your knee over the ball and follow through. They keep skying it
Somebody hit a shot on target with price sake, fuck!
Are these guys even good?
What am I watching?
Substitution.
Oh you did that!
He's gonna stop. He's gonna stop now.
Who?
Dr. Nets?
I told you he's out of shape.
Oh, exactly.
Dr. Nets, South because he's not in shape.
That's a real trouble.
Drew, show his beer guy.
He's a birdie!
He's out of shape! He's out of shape!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I could shoot that!
Come on off the door.
An A to the top of the table.
Chad, to be fair, Huberts last time he got subbed into a good job.
Not the last game that he gave before him.
So, hopefully, hopefully.
What would happen if I started like screaming, lifting?
Oh, bro, it was funny to be able to do that.
I was thinking that.
Yeah, I was thinking that.
Yeah, don't do that.
There we go.
So, go!
Go up, I said!
What is that?
Ice control leg, there we go.
Declan Rice.
There we go.
There we go, slow down, slow down, slow down.
What do you say, Haberts?
Yeah.
Like, I, Haberts?
Yeah.
He's on a hardship?
Yeah.
Where was he before?
I bet he was like...
Chelsea?
Yeah, Chelsea.
It was, right?
He's on a hardship.
Yeah, I know.
He's doing good.
Declan Rice.
blind him that's such a shit ball I'm sorry that's such a shit ball dude I
There we go. Good job. Hey!
Crap.
You feel how nice that is though?
This could be a goal. This could be a goal.
Uh-oh. This could be a goal.
Ah!
Nice.
All right. You've got about 30 minutes for him to score.
Come on. Oh, I said no. Oh, I said no. Oh, I said no.
Wait, if it draws, oh my god, it's over.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying, yeah.
But they really get chillin' right now, you know?
I kinda want to see extra time.
Shit, that'd be fun.
Dude, am I watching Penn's live?
Oh my god. Oh my god, I'm in trouble.
Sporting looks really good though, I know.
Oh, they do.
Yeah, they do, bro. Oh my god.
Yo, has Sporting even had to ball
the entire second half?
I'm not even told if you have it, right?
Bro, they haven't made a quarterfinals in 24 years, bro.
That's crazy.
They wouldn't have been kind of crazy.
Like, what does that pass?
Oh!
He told me to.
That was such a good pass.
That's kind of nice.
You're back?
Okay.
Oh, man!
Oh, shit.
Oh, no, dude.
Top of the box.
Oh, no.
Oh, my god.
Yes!
Dude, how do you think your bat's loaded up?
It's not holding up good bro!
Really? Are you nervous?
I'm feeling a little stressful right now.
That's why you shouldn't bat, bro. You shouldn't bat.
You should just enjoy the game.
I was gonna bat, but I was like, I don't want to enjoy the game.
Because if you bat, you're sweating.
Arsenal! Arsenal!
You're trying to regain possession now, you see?
I have a feeling, I don't know.
I've said this 10 times but I haven't seen him in a while.
I'm gonna put him in the middle of the room when I see him.
But Arsenal looks good.
But they don't look like a top of the table team.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh really good defense.
Really good defense.
Get out.
Get going, get going, get going.
Wait, counter, counter, counter.
Oh get a zoom, get a zoom.
Let's hear it fair?
Sure.
They're pretty loud.
Can you show sporting section and then the rest of the stadium?
Oh, they have one section and the whole stadium.
It's just nine out of seven.
It's nine out of seven.
It's so free.
Oh, this is a quarter.
Hey Seth, sporting has pretty crazy fans, right?
Like, at home?
They're pretty good.
Oh, he's actually hurt.
Oh, he's absolutely...
Wait, do they lose the player now?
No, you can sub, you can sub.
You don't lose the player.
I think he can't come back.
Oh, he's not going to, he's injured.
I haven't heard from him in a while.
Oh, he's like the best guy.
Who it? No? That's...
Who is that?
Madueke.
Wait, what is his name?
Madueke.
Madueke?
Yeah.
No need, no need.
Wait, so who's gonna sub it for him?
Honestly, I'm not even sure what that would be. Max, maybe? Right, chef?
Gigi, your band. You can't get banned for trying to take it.
Mandueke, I've never heard of that before.
Oh, wait. Someone in the chat said L, time wasting. But isn't there stoppage?
Like, doesn't stoppage account?
No, no, it does.
You don't want it to be in your zap.
So I'm going to lose money because you don't want to lay out a contract.
Listen, all the time that gets earned goes into stoppage time.
Keep this face.
So every game is 90 minutes, but then they add it.
What the hell is that?
I can't go to court.
Oh, Max coming in!
He's like 16 years old.
Wait, who?
Max. Max Holland right there.
He's 16 right there.
He's 16 right there.
Wait, he scored a goal the other day, right?
I swear I saw him coming out.
Jimmy?
Go on, Max!
Go on, Max!
Come on!
Come on man.
It's not a bad, it's not a bad.
We're good sir, we're fine, we're fine.
16.
Born in 2009.
What the fuck?
How long is this?
I'll see you in a week.
You can play whatever.
You can play whatever.
You can give all of us like one a year old, we need a 16.
Uh oh, uh oh.
What is that ball?
Yo, what is that ball?
Oh, man.
Sporting's good, man.
I would love to see an upset.
I'm not sure, man.
Right now, I was going to have a sporting.
Actually, yeah.
I would have been good back.
I was just traveling.
Yeah.
Top of the box, eh?
I don't know.
this is a really this game's getting really sketched for us
this game's really sketchy
holy fucking possession no nice max nice max go max
oh
alright nice max first touch on the ball spine is fine spine is fine
that's all good Jack
just flopping bro
come on Saliba
I'm just kidding.
It's not even.
Well, at least it's not.
Anyone touches you in the jet and you just flop.
I love it, sir.
I literally spit.
I just...
That's all these guys do.
Oh, my God, bro.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm just wasting my time.
I don't even care what they're doing.
Maybe you lose money at politics.
Well, sporting needs to be scored.
Uh-oh.
Or else it'll just not even score.
Remember that.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. We're good. We're good. We're fine. Good defense. Good defense. Good defense.
Arsenal doesn't need to score, but for the great, if they draw, do you lose seven chances?
Yes.
What?
Who battled Arsenal will win by one...
Oh, no!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
That might go beyond, I'm gonna pull off.
That was pushing it back.
That was a block.
That was a little push.
But it doesn't matter though.
It's in their box anyway.
What are you gonna yellow for that?
If you push somebody?
It was bad, yeah, he's bad enough.
And he pushed him?
No.
Why don't you stop the block?
Because there's extra time.
All the time that gets stopped, he goes into extra time.
I was about to push it off.
I can't really see from here.
No call. No call.
Thank God. Thank God.
No one got his parcel out a little bit.
What the fuck are you saying, bro?
Yeah, what the fuck is your red flag?
Now what is that?
That's always a red flag.
Oh, he's got his parcel out of his red flag.
Nice buddy, nice!
Go!
Dude, this guy's good.
Oh, now we're good, we're on the ball.
Whoever, whoever number 20 is on sporting is good.
He has like a little wristband?
That guy's good.
I don't know who that is.
I know, sporting one champion to me, that would be such a cool sport.
That would be so cool.
I'm guessing they've never won that one.
Give it to him! Give it to him!
Oh my god, Jesus!
Why are we not passing the ball?
Are we just fucking tumbling?
Like, well dude, our school doesn't do this to our club.
It doesn't take time.
Bro that would be so cringe if my first game ever was nail-nail.
That's so ass, I'll be honest.
You can't even see a goal, you know what I mean?
Bro, are you reading your chat?
What are you saying?
You know he is.
Oh no!
Yes you are.
Dude, what I'm kinda saying though,
Arsenal looks like a good team,
But do they look like they've won the Premier League?
Honestly, if the Premier League just fought it off?
It's not even bad, they just...
They don't look like...
Shouldn't they be destroying this team?
If they're actually top of the table?
Am I wrong?
Nah, you're not wrong.
Oh my...
Oh my God.
Oh, they suck!
Broke it.
Who?
Broke it.
Arsenal is top of the table.
They should be destroying this club.
Technically, yeah, they should.
I'm sorry.
They should.
But sporting is a good club, though.
They're top...
I don't think so.
But sporting is a good club, though.
Oh my god, he's nice.
Why are we not following him?
Go on Max, go on Max.
He's got to be nervous about it.
this second
bro, remember
you shouldn't have battled for me
why is he not going?
not a mutton
not a mutton
ahh
make your move fuck
what the fuck
what's that, what's the madrigan
oh yeah, I'm going to check them
it's four four oh three two oh yeah okay it's four four aggregate yeah
of course the game for a lot of time no no no no no no no no no hey one goal
Oh, it changes everything.
Especially sporting sports.
Oh, sporting sports.
Oh, five seconds by at least.
There's a way to calm down, bro.
They say five seconds by at least.
Bro, there is, though, five seconds by at least.
Oh, he can just hold the ball, the whole game, on a side.
No, not the whole game.
But there's not like a five second counter attack.
Not like a shot, mom.
Oh, dude, I just realized
The sporting section has security on both sides.
That's smart.
What's going on?
Yellow!
Yellow!
Look at the manager!
The manager got a yellow?
I've never seen that.
Ask!
Bro, what if the manager gets a red? Does he have to walk out of the stadium?
Yeah, what happens if the manager disarray gets to sit in like
Oh, yes, oh, yes, all right
Oh my chat for us. Yeah, he got his watch. It's it. Come on. Get the ball here. Get a seat. Oh
Dude, um, I have a feeling
It might be no no
Somebody in my chat texted me before the game he said jim she's back on zero zero
Oh, I'm sorry. He said battle zero zero trust me. Oh, wow. Oh, that's why crazy. That's dude. It's probably odd
Sporting needs to get like more pressure and just counter.
The thing is, our sporting still needs to go because right after losing, so it's like why would it fall back so?
Oh my god, it's going!
What?
Oh my god!
Yo, I could shoot that.
I could shoot that.
I'm getting it on frame. They can't get it on frame.
Like what is this, bro?
Get the ball on frame for quite a sake.
I've seen them sky at nine times to be fair that has kind of a lot
I'm getting that on frame
Yes, I'm getting that on target I'm talking about this guy's
Left footed half-volley I'm putting that bin
I don't know bro, it's because of my American bingo.
Dude, what's his name?
Artepsa?
Artepsa, yeah.
Bro, he's getting pissed.
He's pissed.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, huh.
Esse, Esse.
Somebody storm for the level of God.
Somebody storm.
Oh, Esse, Esse.
I don't mind.
You gotta either shoot or pass the fucking storm.
Oh, my.
Do you know it would be crazy to see the medium all the way, like in person.
I'll be ten.
Absolutely shameless.
Hey, hey, come on over here, give me a hand.
Listen, you're not fucking talking.
Listen, be confident, be confident.
Be confident.
If you bet on, oh my God.
Keep, now go, now go.
Now go, now go.
What is that?
Wait.
You're partial on me if they're panicking.
This could be bad.
Because now you're asking the skill.
You got to say this because I have one more going.
Oh no
Oh my god, that board is so sick
No, that's nothing oh my god
These reps are botling it mate these brokes are botling it
He's done it last year.
Why is there a rough kick in the ball?
He's not even kicking around the team.
Bro, he's kicking it to them, bro.
Yeah, he's kicking it to the tears with this time.
Okay, okay, y'all good, y'all good, y'all good.
I'm about to miss y'all, man.
I just, I want to see pens, bro.
I want to see fans.
Watch every time we go to a game, just a boring-ass game.
Taylor, don't say that. It could get really exciting.
Dude, it could get exciting here. If sporting is more...
Oh, here we go. Come on, here we go.
That's why you're here.
I don't care who wins. I just want to see a really good game.
You're gonna go to any world cup games. Oh, yeah
Even though it's no no, this is such a cool atmosphere
That's almost sometimes people say like
Come on with it in this the right
This is a good ball. Good ball.
Another one. One second. One second.
Oh, the two-four. The two-four.
It's like Arsenal's the best club in London, then, huh?
Yeah. Because it's just Arsenal Chelsea.
No, it's just don't. Oh, it's just don't.
How many champions playing the first one?
I don't know.
He's actually not at control.
He puts us again.
Why? Are you trying to piss me off?
No, how many champions is it? Like five or six?
Cheerio 3? You guys said Cheerio 3?
Metro Ozil?
One? Two?
We've never had a championship.
Oh.
Yeah
No!
Is Gabel coming on?
It's good, it's that shoe there.
It's that shoe.
Come on, this is Game changer.
What's up? What's up?
Game changer, come here.
Game changer, come here.
Come here.
You'll be fair if they didn't do much.
Game changer. Game changer right here.
Game changer right here.
I think I've slipped off.
Hey, what?
What is this?
Has he got something on?
That guy's slumped and the kid's slumped.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
Wait.
Hey.
Oh, man.
Fuckin' hell, man.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Shit.
See, this game's getting violent.
Holy fuck, man.
Paul's something.
Something what is the stop is I'm gonna be 49 minutes
Yeah, low-key wasting time does actually work because I've never seen stop this time over like 10 minutes
So if you just anything well, let's me what do you mean that you know?
And I mean obviously arsenal benefits from wasting time. Yeah, because they're winning on aggregate. Yeah
That's a pretty cringe way to win
How about they just score? Surely they can score. They scored away.
What is that champ?
Come on, whip this in. Hey, champ, watch the whip it in. It's a Leba.
Header. Dang it. Ah, bad ball.
Pass it! Pass it! Pass it! Pass it! Pass it! Pass it!
Oh no!
If he intercepts that, I mean he's gone.
What?
What a ball is that?
Pressing, pressing, pressing, pressing.
There you go. There you go.
Give it back. Give it back. Give it back. Give it back. Give it back.
What is that?
Oh my god, bro.
It's not an 80 minute, bro.
What if it's 40 seconds?
I thought you were better on Arsenal to win, I know that you're better on that win in this game, but you did that, you did terrible that.
Because it's not the same corner as these other ones.
If they draw, you don't get changed.
You lose all of that, okay?
You lose all of it. You don't get the comment.
No.
Nice, sir.
You lose. Oh, my God.
It's not funny.
You do think it's funny. I look at you, right?
I know. You think it's funny.
Bro, why would you bet on that?
Listen to that bet, though.
He didn't even bet on the draw.
He bet on them winning this game when they don't have to win.
I don't know.
They just have to draw.
That is a terrible bet.
I didn't even know until you said it.
And you bet on this game.
You didn't even...
Are you all right?
They went out 9-0 man.
Imagine the Steelers are getting like 28-0 with 2-4 to 6.
You bet on passing us.
That's the penalty.
They literally...
Because Arsenal just wants to waste time.
They don't even care.
As long as they don't concede, they advance.
Oh my God.
Oh
Oh my god!
He fainted.
He fainted as well.
Good press, good press.
Good press, good press. Let it go, let it go, let it go. Good press, good press. Good press, that's us.
Come on, come on.
Hey, hey, hey, that's public and decent.
I hate.
A good score here. That's not a bad shot at all.
At all.
The half-time wasn't that long.
Yeah, it wasn't that long.
Here we go. Come on, Max.
They need to rip it in back post.
They always do fucking in front.
So we left for yours. Good ball.
Ah, that ball.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Oh!
Oh!
What?
They hit the post.
He didn't hit the post?
Yeah, he hit the post.
What the fuck are you?
Don't waste time.
Don't waste time.
Oh, he's giving the goal, bro.
I think he lost, then.
Oh my god, shit.
He's in the bat.
Follow.
There we go.
There we go.
We're passing him off.
Wait, wait!
Oh my god!
That was cool.
But it's gonna waste time.
Come on, Max. Come on, Max.
Yeah? Yeah, Max.
Yep, but it's gonna waste time.
What is that?
Ah, crap!
So, what the fuck was that?
What was that?
Other than just throwing the ball out of a fan's hand.
God, bro.
This is half of the table footballs?
Every last 30 minutes of the game, they just don't know how to fucking play it.
Wait, wait, wait! So if this game draws, there's no extra time for me to say it.
There's no point. Arsenal wins aggregate, one-nil.
Nice, great first game.
Nice, Gary. Nice!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
That's it! That's it!
That's the fucking ball!
Five more minutes.
Terrible 0-0 game.
This is why you don't gamble.
Well, it's one thing to gamble, and it's one thing to gamble on.
That which will win this game.
When they there's fine with drawing
Sit about on a draw
The keeper almost fucked up
I'm gonna be honest the only goalkeeper I've ever made he's sick to my stomach.
Oh no.
Take him on, challenge him, challenge him.
Top of the box.
Sporting you do have to score.
What is that?
Go, go, go Max.
Harvard! Harvard!
It's the Super Bowl! It's the Super Bowl right here!
Oh yeah, they're wasting time!
Because they went on a launch!
No it's because they went off!
You shouldn't take any consideration for betting 7 grand!
Good pass!
Oh my god!
That was the most...
That was the first elastical match!
You're gonna be good. You're gonna be good.
Nice, nice.
Hey, you're gonna win the draw.
The cap shot's $47.
Alright, nobody's surprised at looking like this.
$47.
Hey, Lace, have faith. Have faith, bro. Have faith.
It could be right here.
Oh, I think they're racing time.
Oh, all right.
Of course, my first football game is now now.
Oh, man.
First ever football game is fucking now now.
We'll get a boot set.
We'll get a boot.
Switches on.
All right, it's going to pass the ball in.
Are you sure they're going to keep the goal seed?
Sporting, I mean, maybe, they...
If they do, they'll just concede instantly.
And then it's really over.
You think about it. They still have, like,
called it 8 minutes to stop the start.
8, 9, 10...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Tom.
First time.
It's definitely Tom.
Maybe about 10, 15 minutes left of the game, 40.
Why does it... Why does it...
Oh, man!
The coach is pissed.
Out of there.
That's the point.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hold on. Hold on. So sorry. So sorry.
show me something. Oh my god.
It's top bro, it's over.
Okay, go fast. Let's go fast.
Alright.
You're just passing it around.
We're just checking on Ryan.
I'm about to get a nice wheel.
Fuck me in the ass.
Oh
Somebody's cool. Oh, oh, oh, no
Sporting this is like their master
Well, they're fucking the most everybody's back
That was the best ball I've ever seen in my life.
More than I thought he was going to head back.
Oh my god!
Sporting again, intercepting.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no, oh no!
Come on!
Don't slow down, don't slow down!
Don't slow down!
Go!
No!
Am I being a red card?
Oh wow.
Dude, I knew as soon as you said he bent an arsenal like...
Yeah, I know.
Hey!
We'll ever bound any T-Lacing Vessel. Like I'm not even kidding. Ever.
I've never been to a T-Lacing Vessel. I've just met the opposite.
Ever, yeah.
Looks like the next best club in Portugal besides Sporting.
Ah, Porto?
Yeah, Porto.
Oh no, they're going to see that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Corner, okay.
What's that corner?
What's that corner?
What's that corner?
Wait, 10 feet not 10?
I think I'm going to feel, oh wow, it's only 4 minutes at it.
Oh wow, that's crazy.
Wait, okay.
Let me get this straight and I'm going to run.
Yeah, yeah.
There was 15 minutes.
I think we're rolling around a little bit more and now we have four minutes of stoppage time.
I'm actually like this is fucking stupid.
At least, at least, at least 15 minutes of people rolling around and there's four minutes of stoppage.
BAM!
You can just waste time. That's so fucking cringe.
That's disgusting.
Shall I go over here? Go gold?
Why is he sitting so far?
What's that?
What kind of ball is that?
Yeah, that's the worst corner I've ever seen in my life.
No, I'm not watching every corner right now.
Hey, that's the worst corner I've ever seen in my life.
He puts a second button.
It was closer to hitting a fan.
This is, yeah, Sporting's last chance.
Sporting's last chance.
Oh, please.
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
Oh, we're doing it.
Ah, they're still at the border.
They're still at the border.
They got time.
They got time.
A lot of time.
Three minutes.
He's lost strength.
He's not enough to win.
Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, goodbye!
Fucking big ass Florida is fucking up.
What do you mean?
It's not the overlays.
It's still in their house.
And, yeah, now it's over.
Oh!
What, what?
The red plank is breaking the stage.
What? Why do you have to pull that?
How is it possible?
I thought the I thought the call was on sporting
you
you
you
you
you
Who the f*** is this semi-final?
Yeah, I know that.
Wait, I'm running out?
We did it?
I'm running from a very broad view of this in a second.
Oh, so open?
Yeah, I think it is.
I'm very lost.
No, I'm running from a very broad view of this in a second.
Would you make a decision on whether or not to do this?
What do you recommend?
I would recommend that you do it.
I would recommend that you do it.
I would recommend that you do it.
Sound trial.
Cause there's even bread in the other side of the bracket, I want to say, yeah.
Here, I'm gonna be honest, that was the most boring game I've ever played.
I was just one game out of your...
I just wanted to see a ball of my own.
I'm waiting around on the floor holding their ankle. I was getting pretty tired.
I didn't want to see a ball of my own. That's all I wanted.
Let's see those.
Very heavy though.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Like 80,000 people are going to be leaving.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm not getting beat up.
I have a ride.
I just need to know like...
I'll test it out.
So, I can get the fare.
I'll put it in the address.
Oh, oh, oh.
Wow, they are in a one, they're saying.
Six-four.
That's a different level.
I'll put it in the address.
I'll put it in the address.
Wow, they are in a one, they're saying.
Six-four.
That's a different level.
No, nothing's wrong.
Why party?
How are you?
Nice to see you.
Nice to see you.
Why party?
Every time the wife starts working, it works on that.
I know about that.
right now. Not her deal on close.
I'm sorry. I'm missing.
We can y'all see us chat.
We're back.
Let's try.
I keep wondering my openings,
brother. Just do these weird ass like
this. Put that, put that Madrid.
Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Yeah, very exciting.
Thank you.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
I don't know yet.
Let's see how you handle everything.
Pretty good.
Yeah, I don't know what position I'm in.
Maybe strike, right?
Ah, yeah, sir.
Of course, yeah, sir.
Yeah
Hey nice to meet you
I like to do it like that.
Not whole people, like...
Yeah.
No, I'm...
Let it go.
IRL 1 in 10 band.
I can't...
Yes, yes, yes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I love you so much.
I don't know if you got time, bro.
That's the one.
That's the one.
Jinxio, it's gonna be fun.
All right.
All that one.
It's a lot of people.
Are we asking?
Yeah.
In that one?
It's someone's phone.
It's someone's phone.
What's that one?
It's someone's phone.
I don't know if you got time.
I don't know if you got time.
I'm getting the football cup, bro.
I got a game.
You're the best dog.
Yeah, I got to see what you did this time.
Yeah, I got to see what you did this time.
Oh, shit, we're up there.
Oh, look.
I don't know.
I've seen you too much.
I've seen you too much.
I've seen you too much.
I've seen you too much.
Am I a woman?
Are you a woman or not?
Are you a Muslim or not?
Oh, no, are you a Muslim or not?
I just made fun of fucking Gungo, like, not fucking Gungo, that's what I'm fucking saying, like.
So we're trying to go to Auschwitz right now, trying to go to Auschwitz.
Yeah, that's right, we can not get it, we can not get it.
We can not get it right now.
I haven't even talked about which team is going to be here.
Which team are you talking about?
Huh?
I don't know which team.
Uh, yeah, can you just keep it for now?
Zero, zero?
We should go somewhere else.
Yeah.
Zero's there?
That was by a game.
Yeah, probably the worst game we could have watched.
We just made jobs that aren't insolent, APA just from Topway, it's a cleaner, almost a new year.
Just from Topway, just in job sand, the real life, well done.
How'd you get it done?
Buzzzz, alright.
You know I love your ish, I love your ish, but I have to, if I'm going to be in the background, I'm going to get all the way out.
Yeah, for sure.
Oh no.
She's an actor?
Actress.
Actress?
Actress is the same thing.
What is it?
No, is it a show or a movie?
Yeah, it's from Netflix.
Oh, really? Wow.
What's it about?
London Dax, a lifestyle.
Oh, like the man down there?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Oh, congratulations.
Congratulations.
Is it similar to Peaky Blinders?
It's better than that.
It's better than Peaky Blinders?
It's better than that.
And much more bland.
I'm also in that with Tom Hardy, Pistros and then Helen Merrin.
So let's not play about that.
I'm a gangster.
It's a drink show.
Wow.
I hope you enjoy it.
Thank you.
In the meantime, keep your eyes open
Go on, go on, then, gal.
Of course, we went to a zero here.
That time wasting was pretty annoying.
I think I know how to be a pro footballer though, bro.
You just grab your ankle, roll on the floor, and then there's four minutes of stopping time.
Bro, World Cup games should be like good, though.
Well, he's not going to tell you that though, eh?
He's not going to tell you that.
Is she gay?
We don't know her. We don't know her.
We don't know her.
That's how it ended.
Oh no!
Oh no, he's a leech alive.
That's why I don't drink alcohol.
You're a leech alive.
No, he's not actually gay.
You know?
I'm gonna sit on my couch yeah, sorry about that y'all
get over there.
I'm going to run up to the quarter of the crowd.
I'm going to miss, and then I'm going to run,
and I'm going to jump in backwards into the crowd.
You're like three people.
You're going to jump.
You're going to jump.
You're going to jump.
Oh, yeah. You should be in that, you know?
Yeah.
You just jump into the crowd and then they'll hold it up.
It's like, oh.
Yeah. No, that would be easier.
I play it.
100%, wow.
I've seen the NFL all the time.
They were like, I should have run into the crowd now.
Or like at concerts, like the guy was jumping in the crowd?
Yeah, you got to start from the concert.
You got to start from the little bit?
Not bad, not bad.
What about you?
I'm not saying.
You know, what was yours?
I'm not saying.
I already have a celebration.
Dude, last year, we were acting as if it was 18 goals.
So everyone here could score a letter.
Class of 18 goals, I'm not telling that.
You're 99.
If we don't score more, we'll be sick.
Why are small children dead at one point?
I don't know that.
We're back to danger.
I'm pretty sure the odds are too big to climb up and jump into the gap.
Yeah.
So I think we'll have to have it.
Maybe no backslip?
Let's see if we can take your pace.
I
Honestly, okay, this is what this is my player. It would be it would be bright realistically
I'll just say what I'll say it and then you just say the score
Shooting 90
85 pace probably 76
95
Defending 40 I think yeah, bro. Yeah, that's pretty accurate. I mean what would you overall already be?
All by my flashiness in 99, like I'm not answering my question.
I go out there to make plays when I do.
Like, I'm telling you I've been practicing.
Well, I'm doing a rainbow.
I'm doing a rainbow in a match, yeah.
Dude, if you think about it, you have that highlight of how it's hard match, right?
Yeah, I always say it's hard match.
Yeah, you had the highlight of that match.
Like, when I look up that match, that's the first time I've seen it.
Yeah, I'm telling you, this one,
it's gonna be me doing a nice repeat, but it's actually gonna fall in the net.
I'm going for everything. I'm going to do more minutes out there and go for a bunch of drinks.
I'm going to not make someone too.
How many minutes you think you're going to have?
At least 30.
Oh, she laughed at you.
I don't know why she laughed at me.
You don't think so? I don't think so.
I think you're going to get a 30 out there.
Four to five minutes?
He played two minutes.
Thank you.
Two minutes in my drill.
Two minutes in my drill.
You're way more fit now than you were then, bro.
True.
That's true.
I think you could do it.
I don't know.
You don't know.
You don't know.
You don't know.
You don't know.
How long was the flight?
About the test.
How long was that flight?
It was six hours.
So you flew over 16 hours and they put you in for two minutes?
Yes.
You're not going to fuck up on us.
Yeah.
I had two minutes.
Fuck you up?
Two minutes?
Six hours.
You don't know what the work part is?
The guy who runs it and come over and yell at the coach to pull me in.
Wait, he was going to not put me in.
I wasn't going to get in.
But he actually even looked at you and called.
He didn't.
But what minute did you go in?
What minute did I go in?
The last one.
It was like five minutes left.
Yeah.
I was just sitting on a bench cheering at the time.
I'm going to get a coffee.
Oh, do you like piss?
I like piss.
Do you know why?
We were winning that.
I just got to do it for the win.
I like that.
You guys won the game, right?
Yep.
Apparently Jin just never lost to Serity.
I know. He never lost.
But we're on the opposite team with Jin.
I'm going to hand him his first though.
Jin just never lost.
They're going to postman, bro.
Yeah, he's an defender, right?
I'm out there and strike on score.
Yeah, bro. The thing is, he actually could score.
But dude, if you go for that fight,
There's no chance
It's like a rock and you get rid of like a flip reset ceiling shot. Okay, so
the last training right in the
I saw that yeah
So can I ask you a question this Friday?
You're gonna wear that
No
I'm boots included.
Oh, Jason, I don't think so.
I don't know.
No, but I remember last year there was boots.
Yes, dude.
I hope you score, right?
Yo, I'm telling you in the match,
if you're in a goal scoring position,
I don't mean bullshit like some bite shit.
If you're in a goal scoring position,
I'm going to pass you the ball.
I swear to God.
And you know what?
I'm going to do that since I'm putting the ball.
You're not doing that.
Yes, I am.
Yo, I can't reach like an average.
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
I think you're about to yes, yes
It's not like 10 a.m. No
After that
No, no, no, it's not 10 a.m.
It's gonna be the
No, I'll be there soon.
So maybe 11 or 12
You gotta be at the hotel at 11, right?
Yeah, I think it's 11 bro.
No, it's really good.
It's the day before.
Yeah, it's day before.
I'm not even going to be in London for that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on. What did you just say?
You're not going to be in London for the team training.
He's not sewing up for the training.
No.
If you are.
No, he said he's not going to be in London.
What do you mean?
Are you a person?
You're a person.
Are you speaking at night here?
Yeah.
Are they coming back in the morning?
You're going to take a train in the morning of training.
You're not going to make training.
Yes, I am.
Yo, you're actually so proud.
You deserve to not get minutes if you miss me out.
You're not trying to miss me.
I'm missing you.
I'm going to be at training.
I'm a reliable teammate.
What's that?
Oh, no.
You're not going to be at training.
Yes, I am going to Paris tomorrow.
So when is the next thing you're going to do?
I'm going to bring it back because I sit down.
And you give everyone 90?
I give back at 9.30?
Yeah, and how do I tell you?
This is outside of London.
What's mean to you?
No, also we need to go to our D&D because we need to check out before 11, grab our stuff,
bring it to the hotel, check in, put our stuff away,
and then go to training.
You're not making training.
Yes, I am.
I hope you don't show up.
I hope you don't show up.
I hope you don't show up, yeah.
You know what, I don't.
I'm gonna show up.
Training is that, what time's training?
Do anybody make training?
No, no, you have to meet in the hotel at 11.
What time is actual training?
All at 12, yeah.
We're gonna be in Paris.
No, I'm not.
Then we're gonna go to training room.
Okay, so training room, I start at 12, training room.
You guys are going to Paris tomorrow, yeah.
Yeah, he's going to Paris.
I'm taking my girlfriend to Paris right now.
Train starts at 1.30.
Train starts at 1.30.
I'm always going to Paris.
Train starts at 1.30.
That's a good thing.
Nice guy.
You'll make that thing.
But then he's drinking the night of.
It might be power.
Wait, but I think he's going bar hopping.
I
Passed out yes, but four hours of cardio in a row before passing out is good
I was running around the whole time.
And you did, thanks, right?
Bro, they see, if you could,
I would say give it 15 minutes, bro.
It might just happen.
Well, no, no, no.
I wanna see how,
cause how tired would you go two minutes down?
If you were pretty sure.
Yeah, how tired would you go?
No, I was fine.
I was fine.
I was good.
But I'm not going out there,
and I'm not running, but I'm fine.
You're kinda staying in this one place.
I'm gonna stand around a little bit.
Wait for the ball?
Wait for the ball,
try to pick a little bit on offense.
I'm not playing defense.
So you're not going back home?
No.
That's one man down.
This is concerning.
You're saying cherry picking a lot?
You know what offside is.
You still don't.
Excuse me.
Okay, so basically when the ball is coming back
towards the goal that you're in scoring,
you cannot be ahead of the defender.
And what does that mean?
So it's all okay.
This is the back line, right?
So one, two, three, four, right?
This is you.
Are you a water bottle where are you allowed to be when the ball gets to you?
So the ball gets past you.
Okay, so saving goal is right here. Yeah, wait for you to be there.
Here, Lacey.
Your phone, that's the ball. That's the defender. You're the water bottle, and I'm passing you the ball.
Yeah, if I pass the ball here, okay.
Are you on side here? Are you on side here? Yes. Are you on side here? No.
And it's at the point of when the ball is back once the ball is hit
So do you understand that you got it kind of sit right here, so if he
But Ellis Ellis y'all gonna not remember I have a 20 C.L. by that
No, never got surgery this evening in torn. Yes, I'm out. I am a little bit limited when it comes to running
But
How did you tear it?
That's the one right here.
Okay, so you tore it out three years ago, and it's still torn?
No surgery, no nothing, played on it, played multiple shows.
So what do you do? Are you just trying to like, hurt yourself?
No, no, no, no.
I mean, it's healed.
Oh, it's healed, but you just said...
No, but like, it's like, healed to a point where I can use it on a daily basis, but I don't have full function of the basic.
Okay, so say I called the ball right I called the boy I'm dribbling. I don't like and I'm going fast
So that the finish and step up a little bit. Yes, you know right there. You're outside, right?
So you would make sure you're running with you. Yeah, you wait for me to pass
I do agree well, I don't think you should do any defender
What's wrong? Let me explain why there's no get tired. No waste your stand
I have better stand-in mark than a lot of you need not to see stand-in
But I will say this you're weird
Yes, I've seen clips of you talking
You're like
Well, yeah, obviously, that's obvious.
Obviously it is.
But bro, I'm telling you, as a compliment, you actually, like, surprised the fuck out of me.
You're both in it.
Sure.
I genuinely think that there's a chance in this team practice I take that 2C spot in the pool.
Well, here's nothing.
I thought you should have taken goalie from the front of the jump.
I think I should have.
You're not a bad goalie.
No.
You're not a...
He's not a bad goalie.
I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't get a bad goalie.
Bro, last game they were talking about putting Mr. Beast in the bag instead of sketching it.
In the middle of practice, you just clap the mouse and just start playing.
See what happens.
Maybe one of the jokes, I feel like it's bad.
What would you like?
We call offay in the car, Jake.
Well, we're going to drop him off and then, yeah, we can start playing.
Yeah, there's no way y'all think I wouldn't be a good goalkeeper.
Have you seen the way I catch balls?
Wait, Jake, is it going to drop us off first?
It's really badly, bro.
Is it going to drop me and myself first or you guys?
No, y'all come to us and it's going to be yours.
So, Lacey, you're a raging alcoholic and you have a torturist.
I am not a raging alcoholic.
I am not a raging alcoholic.
You've been drinking the whole time I've met you.
By the way, you just drank a whole bottle of milk.
Bro, I've never been called all these days, bro.
Oh, you're a raging alcoholic. You're fat. You're a pedophile. You're a gambling addict.
You're a torturist, bro.
You're a torturist.
No one said that, no one said that, no one said that, no one said that, no one said that.
But dude, like if you score in real life, I think you should actually do a legitimate
celebration and not jump in.
How about this, you do a knee slide, like a long fucking knee slide.
Dude, you could actually do this.
You could like re-jerk.
Okay, well what?
What did I hit a suit?
I don't think Noah's too weak to do that.
That's not true. Noah doesn't.
Why do you be quiet?
I don't really know.
He said it like ten times yesterday.
What?
He can't say I'm a nonce.
No, no, no.
I was hanging out with Max and he told me he had his London culture to say I'm a nonce.
So I screamed it and I'm a nonce.
So I screamed it and apparently with some bang
What is the London thing of like these a lot these lot?
You gotta think y'all y'all yeah
These lot you lot you lot man them
What are you talking about?
I'm not sure.
It's a fun game to go to though.
Yeah.
You think we're going on a pitch?
I don't know.
What are you talking about?
Jumping shit.
That's just not serious.
We're not doing that.
Got it.
What is Simon's thing?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I
What's on the job
Asked I know can't I was saying it bro. That's what I'm saying. Here's not easy. Oh shit. You start on 40
What the fuck, you know what Simon just said you get back you can stat check it sketch had the exact same
Stats a sketch a team. Yeah, I don't believe that so staffs don't matter and keep yo yo something
You tell me like what I want to how does this action bro?
Thanks to these hands it's open our couch. I want a ball come bro, but like it's it was it was that sketch actually made decent
States this is my stats are stupid for a keeper if the ball is rolling out of keeper and picks up
It's a nice and safe. Yeah, like sketch was actually having meaningful sayings
Who's our team manager?
I'll see culture team like the person who controls like who's jack the jack Joseph you
But you gotta get on his good side, right?
Plus I want to get put on our try to go you're telling her tell me training. I think I can be good in the goals
It's not chicken legs
Where's the song you got a chicken leg?
You think you better keep it makes you see no, he doesn't think that bro. Why do you think he drafted him because he's fucking terrified?
He's terrified bro sketch ruined
many minutes as charity
Because he saved the pen
I just want to say speeds like penalty where it was the most
shit penalty
It wasn't a penalty
It was like in the game
No, it wasn't a penalty
Speed? Speed won the game right?
No
I swear he did it.
No, I guess it's one of the games.
Is that my trippin'?
No, it was in the game. It wasn't in parents.
No, it was. You wanted it.
Yeah, you wanted it.
Straight on go. That's what I'm saying.
How did he not say that?
His XGC is, with all due respect, right?
The word's so bad.
Exactly. That's my point.
All right, let's get it.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, he had two pats, okay, you're right.
He had two pats.
How far does Brixton come from here?
Brixton, pull me, slow it up.
Come on, try and do it.
I had Rosty when Brixton.
I'm doing a 24-hour of Brixton with all my chains.
Yeah, he's not.
I walked.
Oh, he's coming.
I'm probably just gonna sit in my hotel and watch what I got.
Okay, thank you for that.
That was fun.
Is that in here?
Huh?
Is that here?
Liverpool's in Anfield.
Yeah, it's in?
Right.
Nice meeting you guys.
Yeah, let's hit that one, let's hit that one.
Insane.
So, are football stadiums bigger than Anatoly's?
Sort of, yeah.
I don't think there's a single Anatoly stadium that's here in 90,000.
What's the biggest Anatoly stadium in the world?
I think MetLife or Arrowhead.
What about that?
MetLife is like 70,000.
I think Aero has like 70,000
But when these 90,000, I don't know if there's a single NFL stadium I've ever seen
Truly remarkable
Who the fuck is Larry Green, bro?
What's with our chest in 3 Larry Green?
Who is that?
Oh, that's like one of Speed's mods, pal
Wait, that's like his OG mod
Yeah, that guy's got it
I was on the bench and I got some benefit first second of the game
How much time is it?
40?
I think like 15 minutes probably
40 dollars?
Yeah, something like that
We're getting into the ice cream
Okay, here
Go on, that board!
I like that. I like that.
How are you gonna give me the number though?
Um, well, that's my presentation.
Yeah, give him, give him.
Yeah, you can send me an Instagram.
Drew Waltz.
Drew Waltz, the R-E-W-A-L-O.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Have a good night.
Yeah, you too.
Yeah, of course, bro.
I appreciate it.
Hey, how you doing, man?
Let's get it on!
Oh yeah?
I'm moving out to the game, boy, yeah?
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Dude, this is stadium. It's like this.
Yeah, of course, bro.
I'm there!
There you go.
I'm there!
I'm there!
I'm there!
Huh?
I'm not set. Why don't you actually gain or something, then?
I'm there!
how many likes to get there?
1,100 people
I appreciate you
$100,000
$100,000
$100,000
$100,000
$100,000
$100,000
$100,000
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Yeah.
Hey, man.
Hey!
Just maybe a little bit of an ending line.
Thank you, Ralph! Thank you, Ralph!
I love you so much, man!
I love you so much, man!
No, no, no.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Are you doing it?
I'm not doing it.
Are you doing it?
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
You're doing it.
Hello, Mark.
Yeah, I got you, Mark.
Hello, Mark.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
We should have, we should have taken that.
What's wrong? You don't understand.
Nobody's gonna run me. Don't worry.
We're not in bricks. We're not in bricks. Move the man down.
We would, we would the man down.
See you later, bro.
No, I guess.
No, I don't, bro.
I'm running, man.
I'm running, man.
Let me get my phone.
Please.
I'm running.
I'm walking the streets, huh?
We're trying to get to the car dude.
No, I know.
Uh, please take a picture of him.
Hello, Hedge.
I'm a little...
I'll be the bomb, what?
It's Marley here.
He's the right person.
Hey, JC, wait.
Who's there?
Where's Marley?
I saw him.
Oh, yeah.
Marley!
How's it going, boy?
How are you?
He's just closed the fucking street on the phone.
He's closed the...
I'm sorry.
I'll be the one to be the one to be the one to be the one.
I have a million!
I have a million!
I have a million!
I have a million!
I have a million!
I'm just not smoking it!
Are you looking for a collab?
100 million!
Come on, kid!
Come on, kid!
No, no, no!
Now shout out to the gangs, guys!
Thank you!
Thanks, Lacey!
We have security 12 years old
I'm on the left-hand side.
You lot are so boring.
Always, man.
It's so dark in here.
I got to do a little bracelet set.
Yeah, I got one, too.
Yeah?
Oh yeah, fine.
That's the one that's in the Trigamatch.
We got lights.
PSA with new lights.
Yeah, I'm gonna set it to you now.
We're gonna go home.
There's no way they don't just have a van.
Yo Savannah, thank you for the raid.
I'm not super sure who you are.
No disrespect, but I thank you so much for the raid.
Appreciate it, Savannah.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
What's going on with this guy?
Make it count you.
Play the same, don't hold back.
Don't have to come in.
You call big time.
You're chasing a van.
No, no, sir.
Once you're in, once you're in.
Rockin' the clock.
You won't stop as a flashlight.
I'm calling you twice.
Savannah, thank you so much for the rate, Savannah, I appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
Let me text you real quick.
Thank you so much, Savannah.
I don't think I would put that in the chat.
No, it's not.
I didn't mean like that.
I just wanted to say like, I like to know who it is when it's like a lot of this
baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Try my Savannah in the chat, man.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Make a count, lay straight, don't look back, don't hesitate, make a go, big time.
Ooh.
Hey man, Chad, we took it to the first game, but you know, not the score we wanted, bro,
how does there four minutes of stoppage time?
15 minutes.
Should have been like 10.
Should have been like 10, should have been like 20.
I'm gonna send you the new one now, I'm just sorry.
Yeah, right there.
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
appreciate it dude I gotta go to a world cup game bro I think world cup games in LA yeah surely yeah
it's helpful a couple I think a lot of them was like a new jersey I think I want to go to
um auto union mall games Spain but dude the final was in that live stadium wait how many players
do you know they see like how many footballers could you name like not all you're excited
My name's...
You know about states?
I think so.
I think I can name ten.
Pass or present?
Name ten.
Okay, Ronaldo, Messi, Ronaldo, Marcello, La Mugna Malle, Mbappe, Meymar, Holland.
Okay.
Two more.
Two more.
You got it.
Declan Rice.
Wow.
I am a little nuanced in inventory.
One more.
Okay, hold on.
Let me think.
Let me think.
Let me think.
Vinny.
Vinny.
Dude.
Not bad.
I think that caps out for me though. I don't know another one now. I think you know another one
If you're with a you're belling him like pay like they're there. I've heard of him. Yeah, I've heard of him
Adam Johnson that's where we stop it at
Mason Greenwood I know him
I think so let me see. All right. This might sound fucked by Mason Greenwood is actually a great fucking football player
I'm not even trolling but if you actually watch how he works and what he does
Swear to you. I know it's controversial, but he's a great little brother. He is
He is oh my ass. I'll be honest. I'm gonna miss his that is facts
I think that's him. Yeah. Yeah, that's him. Thank you. Chad. That's every two
At least thank you for inviting me brother. That was a sick experience, bro. Seriously
Thank you
And I'll see you in the uh
Thank you, bro. Seriously. Thank you. Of course. Are you how are you? Do you want to like? No, I'm gonna end my
Shrinking talk to them before yeah, yeah, oh yeah. Am I bad?
No, no, no, um, I'm gonna head out bro first football game pretty fucking boring, bro
I'm gonna be honest pretty boring 20 minutes of people rolling around on the fucking floor four minutes of stoppage time
No, no, I don't know also being the best team in the Premier League
Yeah, we did I roll bro first one of the year
And if I didn't get invited I wouldn't even went so thank you bro seriously appreciate you
I see so then second I roll be practice. Yes, I can I will be practice always true practice, bro
All right, but have a good stream you guys don't stream it. Thank you. Good to see you bro. See you drill