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No, I'm good.
The waters and stuff are in here, right?
We're live?
A, A, A, A, A, A, Team Training.
Bro, earliest Jinxie stream of all time, bro.
Earliest Jinxie stream of all time.
You can get that shot there, they're already training, bro.
Mini mentor, looking good.
Rotashaw looking good.
KSI looking shit as usual, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
my teammate out there goaded Toby holy aura holy aura but yeah bro I think we're
are we the first one live yeah they said to just go for it bro there's like a
hundred cameras out here hundred people team training what time is it in
Florida about to be chat but chat look at the boots these are the boots I'm
rocking for the game these are the best boots in the world bro
Koopa, I forget what the rest of them are called, Adidas Copas, bro these are the
boots I'm rocking for the game. They got battle scars, battle scars man.
It's 2, 2 0 8 p.m. right now, so 2 2 2, dude I just met Cooper Flag.
Check Cooper Flag is here bro, I got a picture with him. Check I got a picture
with him, do you want to see? Oh oh oh, check look, I just met Cooper Flag
like, bro, do you see that?
That is so sick.
He was, he's hard to miss.
He's like 10 feet tall, but if I run into him again,
he'll probably stay with us up to the stream.
As you all know, he watched the stream like a year ago,
bro, but how's everybody doing today, man?
How is everybody doing in England?
You know what I'm saying?
Busting out a little training stream.
Chad, does it look and sound good?
Get to kicking, bro.
I'm not kicking yet.
I'm not kicking yet.
They're shooting, but I'm trying to go like light
today because I went kind of hard yesterday.
It is time.
Chat, there's gonna be like,
probably fucking 20 people streaming today.
Early as fuck, damn.
Yo, Jinxie, why are you gay?
What?
So late, how is the UK?
I like England, bro.
I love England.
Every time I come to England, I have a good time, man.
Every time I come to England, I have some Nando's,
mate.
Zen with the five gifts.
You will be decimated.
Meet Jinx.
I'm gonna say what's up to everybody,
but Chat, the thing is, we're here early,
So not everybody's here yet.
Not everybody's here yet.
Not everybody is here yet, bro.
They're shooting over there.
It's like Toby and Minnie Mentor.
I'm off to the side because I don't want to stream in there
yet, but I'm just talking to y'all.
End of the stream.
Oh, end of the stream.
So chat, you know, is anybody happy with the IRLs?
Bro, this is our third IRL stream this week.
We went to Arsenal to watch Arsenal versus sporting.
Shit game.
Shit fucking game, bro.
like shit game arsenal is just I'm gonna be honest bro they're not that
talented of a club I don't know how they're top of the fact we got a ball
coming you're looking skinny I like it one viewer I one viewer you fell off
what keep doing more IRLs thank you bro yes brother do more IRLs I'm gonna do
more IRLs chat Cooper flag is here bro I already showed you guys that I'm
Right. Yeah. Yeah. Where is the juicer? So, bro, XQC. I think he died y'all. No, I'm kidding. He didn't die
But XQC I texted him last night after the training
He said he was on one HP. He said it was on one HP, bro
Jinx, you don't forget to hydrate. Yes. Let me hydrate bro. Chad. This is the best hydration
This is the best hydration bro right here. Okay. I'm gonna show you all my shin guards to that. I got
Yeah, this is the best hydration this gator thing
Let's play some football dude. I'm gonna get hydrated as a motherfucker. But yeah, let me show you guys my shin guards as well, bro
Let me show you all my shin guards
Pat look at these bro real footballers. No, bro two things one messy as the goat to you need a small shin guards
The big mistake a lot of people make is they get big shin guards and they wonder about their idiot
But you can't get just small shin guards. You have to do one more thing
You have to get small shin guards with these things these little sleeves
Why do you need these sleeves because it keeps it in place? If you don't have these sleeves, bro
It doesn't keep it in place you need these sleeves, bro
Check do you think I'm gonna score tomorrow?
Yes, but today is show us some shots, uh
I'm gonna train soon in a second. I'm a do we need I don't even know if we need shin guards
probably not. No, probably not. But I'm gonna wear those for the game. I'm gonna wear those
for the game, bro. Chad, who is the goat? Uh, Messi or Ronaldo? Right out of the pole.
Warm up? No, no, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm gonna warm up soon, bro. I'm gonna warm up
soon. I'm just chillin' right now. I'm just chillin'. But yeah, bro, like, everybody's here,
bro. I think Jinja just got here. Jinja and Ron just got here. Jinja and Ron just got here,
here bro. Chat run a poll, mess your Ronaldo. Oh wait, hi boys.
Are we live on YouTube too? I can't tell because it's like laggy chat.
Hi boys woke up at 6am today chat.
That's how locked in hive mind is hive mind woke up at 6am today.
How about is it live on YouTube or no? Okay.
Mess your Ronaldo run the poll.
I think Ronaldo is like more, I don't know, bro.
Maybe like Ronaldo has more fans and stuff, but bro if you actually understand the game
Messi is just an all-around better team player, bro all-around better team player do more eyebrows. I'm a tribe, bro
Somebody said name are
Jinx you wear them to get used to the shin pads I
Already did oh, yeah. Have I said we're good. We're good. We're good nice nice nice
Messi and also when is the match bro the match is
The match it oh shit. We got we're getting serious night
I'm worried about this game.
Are you streaming?
Are you streaming?
You know we're on opposite teams, right?
Yeah, I'm streaming.
Chad, he hugged him because that's my brother, guys.
Yo, bro, uh, you're on opposite teams, bro.
We're on opposite teams.
Mortal enemies, man.
We're used to playing for the same team.
What does that mean?
What?
Like, you mean, like, in YouTube also?
Post stream.
Post stream stuff.
No.
No one knows about the Jigsie hot tub.
Bro, you realize I'm gonna score on you, right?
You know I'm gonna score on you, right?
You're not gonna score on me.
I'm gonna score on you.
You don't even have a chain.
What does that have to do with scoring, bro?
You're using these boots?
Yep. I don't know.
Bro, I already broke in boots.
Look, I broke in boots.
That's illegal.
No, that's legal.
It's Adidas?
Adidas sponsor.
This is an Adidas commercial.
Yeah.
And you're breaking the rules of the charity.
What are you talking about, bro?
I brought my own boots.
Bring your own boots.
I do.
They're 90.
No.
Those are Adidas, bro.
Yes, I have them, and they're in my suitcase if I'll show you later.
So you think you're going to be able to save any of my shots, bro?
Save?
Good luck hitting the fucking net when Angry Ginger's in front of you.
Bro, sketch.
All I need is one shot on target, bro, and you're cooked.
You're just dead.
You're dead.
All I need is another MPP trophy, and then I'll be solidified as the one with the most of them.
Right now I'm tied with the most of them, and I've only done it one time.
I'll give you that, bro.
that is aura like getting man of the match row you got like the golden ball
right the silver ball I got it and I broke it the same day you know you broke
it yes and you remember what happened I was definitely ill that day throwing up
the whole time and who was there to save me not Jinxie he wanted me to go in
and out he's just getting taped up you want me to teleport in a bathroom I
I was throwing up in the showers
Yo, oh by the way, no no no no no let's talk about this bro. What has been your training schedule this week?
What has been your training schedule drinking?
Flying in late that's what's getting drunk and eating like shit, bro
You know how do you know I ate like cuz I know you like the back of my hand buddy
Sagan has sketch been eating good. No
He said no, yeah, that's shit, bro. That's my chicken
mile I could have done a spicy test now I will say this bro I trained with our
keeper yesterday he is cooked bro yeah that's why they drafted me fourth
overall would they draft you I don't remember I forgot cuz I turned off the
stream after they drafted you know Marty already know what's going on cool no
they saved us bro save this energy three days later that you were on my like
not on my team oh shit you see Jigs you got drafted well yeah I got um I got
drafted in the later rounds they told me it was to balance the teams out you
You know what I'm saying?
I don't need souls.
I'm making you ginger.
How much is that chain sketch?
That chain is too much.
Oh, it looks like over or under.
Yes.
Over under five.
Over.
Over under 15.
Over?
All right.
Whatever it is, brother.
What are you talking about, the chain or the charm or both?
Both.
Altogether.
You got ripped off, bro.
23 or something?
You got scammed, buddy.
Well.
You're my financial advisor, you told me that would help me get used.
I did not tell you that.
I, as your financial advisor, told you to not do that.
What do you do with your money, then?
Save, bro, and invest.
So I just sit at home and dream about being a soccer player?
I don't dream, bro.
I am a footballer, bro.
Really?
Yes, you're going to see.
Bring up the clips of...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have I?
No, don't fuck that, bro.
No, have I?
No, no, don't fuck that.
You're going to see.
Oh, that's my nipple.
Ah, these nipples twist me.
Tell Havis to go fuck himself, bro. Look all those clips last year. No, no, no, no all those clips is AI
That shit is fake. That shit didn't happen
Yeah, yours were real, bro. I'm not gonna lie
That's the difference between what happens with me and with you
I've seen you get to read sweeten AI. You do anything for a clip now, huh? Dude, I don't dude
I don't do AI, bro. Breaking bad AI video
You don't do AI
I have eyes work on that. Do you want to say what's up to Ron now? Do I want to? Yeah?
Where's Ron at? You're I'm not I'm not talking to you. Oh wait. I thought that was wrong. That's Jason
That's so oh, there's one. That's so racist. No, it's not
Here, let's let's let's get over there, bro. You want to get your foot on the ball?
Want to get your foot in the ball man?
Yep
He's cooked
He is cooked
That's what we call a drunk jock.
Oh, there's Lacey.
Look at Lacey.
Yeah, practice, bro.
Whoa!
Dude, not bad.
Wait, so we have like, bro, these are like pro trainers.
These are like pro trainers, man.
He's got to like professionals.
You know what I'm saying?
Lacey, how are you feeling?
You good?
You're tired after two kicks?
Bro, I told you you should have practiced running.
I have been.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I've been running a mile in the mornings.
How many mornings?
Every morning since I got announced to the charity match.
You ran one mile every morning since you've been announced.
And trained ball handling skills.
All right, let's see.
Do jungles.
Keep ups.
Keep ups?
Yeah, yeah.
Pretty good.
Well, practice that shot though,
like a shot on net.
Like I'll pass it to you.
On that net?
Yeah, shoot.
On that net, on that net.
Not bad.
Bro, I think you could score in this game, bro.
That ass.
That ass could.
Do you know what position you're at?
Left wing.
Is that bad?
Be honest.
No, that's good, bro.
How's your pace?
Like my mouth on?
Or well, I don't know that means pace like a dribbler my ball handler watch you see these colors watch this shit
But he's gonna get tired from just this he's gonna get tired from this bro
Yeah, all right, you know what bro?
Honestly, there's no amount of training I could save this shit, bro. There's no amount of training
Dude we're on enemy teams bro enemy teams man brother. I thought that was your dad for a second
No, no, no, no, no, that's my brother Bondale bingo, bro. What is good?
No, no, he's mute mute. He's bondel. He know this is Bondale bingo. I'm Ron down. Yes, bro
Hey, how do you feel confidence wise? How do you feel great, bro? I'm fucking I'm feeling amazing like you think you could score
Wait wait, can you look to the right? Why did lays laugh? Oh?
He's never like something
You're my enemy you know mean you were both on the front of the field
So I'll see you just know it
Do you know hey, can I be honest go ahead? You know we were going in the green screen room, huh?
There was a wooden door, okay, and it said starting lineups and substitutes
We're no fucking way. We're the starting yo, that's crazy. We came a long way starting player for like a
90,000 people arena. Yeah, we're on the crazy
Easy!
Starting?
We're on the bench.
No, we're not.
I checked.
You're on the bench for Sidemen.
Or you're on the bench for YouTube.
I'm on the bench for Sidemen.
Yes.
Wait, who's starting?
Cooper Flag is here.
Yes, yeah.
Cooper Flag is here.
Look at that.
He's over there.
You can't miss him.
He's 10 feet tall.
Wait, so we're bench?
Yeah, so we're on the bench, bro.
Me and you are in the bench.
Bro, I got a picture with Cooper Flag.
Do you want to see?
Sure.
I don't know.
I guess.
Dude, look at how tall he is, though.
though. I can see him. Look at how tall he is. I know but dude look at how small I look.
Yeah like can you look to the right and then look better gonna put a black bar
above my eyes. They're gonna form the mug at it. Dude. Okay. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Oh my god. Desi. And probably a red guard. Yeah. That would be a red.
Are you out of breath got a breath already, bro, whoo you bro you're huffin and puffin
I didn't do anything bro. Yeah, we're on the black side bro. Wait, so y'all are training over here
Well last year it was YouTube over here remember
Yeah, so I've got my own cleats, bro. Look at look dude. Look at this
That is gonna that is gonna be a rash I'm supposed to put another one in huh it's
just
What size is that?
No no no no no no what that is like nine?
Nine yes. What size is that?
This one uh this uh ten. Dude.
Okay okay so wait watch me boop. Yeah he's gonna be out of breath in two minutes.
It's gonna be out of breath in two minutes, bro
Yeah, so bro. Oh, yeah, I think you're on the bench too. No, I'm not bro. Listen in the coach. Listen in the green screen room
Yeah, what do you know?
Okay, could you pick any sentence besides that bro?
So bro remember the green screen room yes remember the wooden door kind of on the wooden door
There's starters and subs well for both spots. We're all on the bench
No, that's why today
Yes today
Bench today
You got to prove yourself though
Yeah, because bro you didn't break them in here's the thing I already did this bro
These are leather boots listen most important football tip do not use plastic boots
Do not eat sponsorship. I'm not sponsored by shit
It is like, it's really here.
This is the real egg.
That's the real egg.
Bro, I'm in the middle of a sentence.
Listen, bro, plastic boots, fuck up your feet.
Leather boots, it's like pillow.
So what are you playing with tomorrow?
You're gonna be playing with that tomorrow,
and I'm gonna be playing with this,
because I already broke it.
Oh, you're cheating, all right.
No, because you're unprepared, buddy.
You're unprepared.
I'm gonna fall off the mall, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, bro.
It's all mentality, man.
It's mentality.
Listen, bro, you come on, Marlon, all you want.
Your time is coming bro. What does that even mean? What does that mean bro? You're gonna regret modding him
Dude, I didn't try to do anything. I was watching the game
Dude we have pro trainers. Do you see that? Yeah, I don't know if they're gonna take me serious. What do you mean, bro?
Yeah, yeah get some stretches in yeah, I just feel like I don't know bro. I'm already on the bench
Like run. All right, dude do it like less zesty stretch do like a like this one
And then it's not stop poking your ass out, no no no stop poking like look like that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah now to now switch. I don't like that. I feel pain. That's good. You have burned right a burn
Wait, like physical pain or like a burn do that. All right now this one quad
Why are you slaying right now bro just do it no stop stop
That's touching your toes.
Bro, that's not a real str- I mean, kind of, I guess.
Hey, what are they cheering for?
Are they chanting our name?
Make some noise for Stave-o!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Oh, no!
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
Pfft!
Well, Noah did anything.
Nobody-
What is Cooper Flag doing in the UK?
Dude, I don't know.
He said the season ended and he was bored.
Oh.
Shall we pass?
Yeah, yeah.
Do you want to, do you want to like warm up a little bit?
Like get on the ball?
Get in the circle?
Yeah, I don't know.
He's a good header.
Okay, okay.
Like passing triangle, eh?
Barra!
I'm just passing around a little bit.
From what?
Out of you?
And everyone here?
Minus you, I'm probably the best.
Yeah, you gotta minus like a lot more people though, bro.
You gotta minus like...
Out of all the Americans.
You mean out of you think you're the second best American nine
Wait, what does that mean? What does that mean?
Boss we're from Taiwan
No, no pass. Yeah, yeah, just pass around prime Borsa prime Borsa. Yeah
Yes, yeah, yeah, what is piggy in a circle?
Okay
Whoa, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, there we go, whoa, too much power, too much power.
Left foot only, left foot only, left foot only, left foot only, left foot only, left
only. Left foot, left foot, left foot. Left foot, left foot. Ah. Left foot. What the
fuck? Left foot, what the fuck?
Woo! Woo! Woo! I can do that shit, too. I can do that shit, too.
Bah-ah!
Okay!
Oh, shit.
See, bro, we look like prime bar-sup. We look good, bro. Left foot only. Left
Left foot on me
Jin
Are you streaming we're live yeah, yeah, dude. We're live too man. We're live. Yes, I've been kicking bro
How tall are you bro?
Yeah, let me honest you kind of are like frame-mogging me a little bit. I have a little bit
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but bro one like separate teams now we're enemies. Yeah, come on
I've been watching your training videos and I'm gonna be 100% honest when I say this
huge improvements
Huge huge improvements, and I'm not even joking. Thank you. But when you go from shit
A little bit less shit. There's still a lot to work with and that's the gap we need to close
That's the gap we need to close
So the worst thing for you is the fact that you're gonna be running up against me and all I'm gonna do
You're gonna think you've got it. You're gonna hit it past me. You're gonna hit it past me
Gonna travel on to it, aren't you? And do you know what I'm gonna do?
Out you go. Out you go. So listen, here's the thing. The problem with what you just said is you have 34 pace
Yeah, you have 34 pace. Your physicality is good. Yes. Yes, your physicality is good, but I'm just gonna outrun you, bro
You're not gonna. How is your endurance? My cardio is unbelievable. Really? Yeah, watch this
That was like five seconds of running.
I'm not tired.
Yeah, that's no shit, bro.
Dude, this is going to be 90 minutes, bro.
You playing the whole 90?
Oh, it's up to the gaffer.
Dude, I think you're in the starting lineup.
I'm in the bench.
Are you in the bench?
Yeah, I checked a little bit.
I did a little bit of research.
I'm in the bench.
But today...
Oh, Ghanacho was on the bench and look how good he is.
Exactly, exactly.
Dude, the thing is, today is about proving the gaffer wrong.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why do you guys call it a gaffer?
It's just the English term for manager.
Why not?
Yeah, I know.
manager like manages a store why don't you guys just call it coach because there's
other coaches you've got a manager who's like the big boss and then the coaches
they won't take training and stuff like that so maybe you could just call it a
head coach that's what we've been emmering was who's Ruben emmering my
united old manager they got sat yeah what are your thoughts on united this
season how do you feel y'all are playing very good out of ten in the
I would say I would say right now seven
You're happy with third of the table Liverpool wins the tape like when we're on the table we win the table
Yeah, we don't do third
fifth
But it's just a new manager new manager new young talent new manager that came in last year and won the title and then yes
Exactly new manager most out of I actually think Prince Andrew held on to his title that other brother
Isn't Prince Andrew in jail?
He probably will be soon
OK, so bro look, Liverpool is a better club than Manchester United, but y'all are a great
club, great culture, but Liverpool is a better club than Manchester United.
Who's Liverpool's best player?
Right now, if you want to be completely honest, Florian Verz.
All right.
Hugo Ekotike, but unfortunately got injured.
Too many good players to even keep track of, bro.
Yeah.
Can you name the star in London?
Virgil van der.
No, no.
It's not from the goalkeeper.
What's your goalkeeper called?
Addison Becker.
He's injured, he's not played in weeks.
Who's your goalkeeper?
Addison Becker.
Virgil van der.
An axis my cat is there um most out of the Hugo ecotique Florian verse
Bro when I go to a bar, bro, listen, let me tell you what it is in America
You can't watch football in America, bro when I go to a bar. This is what it is NFL game NFL game fucking
Basketball game and maybe you'll see an MLS game. I gotta watch the MLS. No, so when I watch Liverpool
It's like I see clips, bro. I see fucking highlights and clips and then I was doing it on stream and I got banned
So I'm sorry. I don't know the entire starting level
Hey, Chad, how's it going? Hey guys, you support Arsenal. Yes. I do sir. I do you went to watch them ever dead in
What did you think of us? Uh, probably the most boring club I've ever seen in my life, bro
First football game you guys ruin football. No arsenal y'all ruin football for me
My first football game is you guys no goals against
No
You guys are ass probably had one section sporting had one section
Well, I also know had 95% of the stadium and you guys could not score
No, there's still sections there's like home away
Oh, we're starting training starting training starting training come on come on come on all my phone. No, no
Training time baby
training time
Dude, it's packed house in here, man.
I'm gonna swerve around the edge here.
But yes, bro, Arsenal ruined football for me, bro.
Dead ass.
First football game, nil-nil against sporting.
Chat, what is good, bro?
Wait, so we're about to start training.
We're about to start training right now.
We're about to start training.
Chat, lock in.
I'm not gonna be on my phone that much.
I'm just gonna be locked in on training, bro.
Let's go.
Lock the fucking, lock the fucking.
I'm not gonna be on my phone.
Ginge wants to fight you.
No, he doesn't, bro.
Ginge is like a big teddy bear, bro.
He acts tough, but he's a sweet guy on the inside.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
So where is the training gonna start exactly?
It's like, yes, yes, yes, yes.
over side men over here cyberdeaf shit oh okay okay okay all right bro I saw you
in the chat saying you lot on start in anyways I saw that shit what the fuck
no I know I know I know thank you bro it's fine you'll get some time yes
bro of course all I need is ten minutes to score but I'm gonna want like 40 or
50 but I need 10 I just need 10 two chances I'll score what do you mean well
I'll play striker I'll play cam I'll play central forward I'll play right wing
I'll play left wing any for any forward position I'm gonna tell you to
pissed off
defense
be careful
I rather defend
fuck
yes okay okay okay okay
okay okay
dude
okay
who's the best player here bro
martin looks pretty good he's on my team
chris
chris md is on my team
i think our team is better bro
I think unbiasedly we have a better...
Oh Ron! Good job Ron!
There's a midi mentor. Bro he has too much aura bro.
That's actually impressive.
Ron! That is impressive bro!
How the fuck did he even do that?
How many balls have gone over?
I didn't line it up. I didn't line it up. I didn't line it up. Hold on.
Ole, ole, ole, ole.
Dude, I think my quads heard a little bit from training yesterday, bro.
I'm cut, dude.
It's not like they hurt, but they're sore.
Chet, should I just go like chill today?
Because, bro, my quads are sore, bro.
My quads are sore as balls.
Yo AJ, what is this fucking, what is this fucking beard, mustache, what is that?
Okay, so it runs in my tribe.
Tribe?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, you didn't bleach it?
No, no, no, no, this runs out, it's like a tradition in my tribe.
It's like, it's called, I'm a schmuck.
Say I'm a schmuck.
I'm a schmuck, I'm a schmuck, I'm a schmuck.
Very respect, thank you, bro, yes.
Think about what you just said, I'll leave that to you.
Fuck.
Yes, bro, we're in the team. You got a body cam.
You got one of those bodies.
No, it's not actually mine. I got told I have to put this on for the training.
Oh, you got told you have to put it on.
Yeah, so I'm not sure if that's a good thing. I'm actually the guy that's supposed to be doing this.
Or I'm so bad that it's going to be a camera.
I got you. Now, bro, next question. Is this like a LaMigamal sort of like...
No, this is my normal pair.
But you bleach it though, no?
Yeah, bleach the...
But the bleach is LaMigamal.
No, no, no. Why does everyone say that?
Because he's the goat.
Well, because he's the goat.
Okay, he is the goat. You're right.
It's not bad to be compared to lamina mall
Yes
Dude you didn't bring your own boots bro, I broke these in copas bro. Oh, gee
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, bro. Yeah
Dude I haven't played trash in months. Oh, we're gonna run a game. Wait. What what is your trophies?
I don't think that was me.
Wait, what do you play ranked?
I play ranked more than that.
Ultimate Champion?
League 6.
Yeah, yeah, I beat chunks.
It's easy.
I beat chunks like you.
Chunks is ass.
He is trashed.
I usually beat him.
Okay, okay, yeah, I'll add you.
Good luck to you, man.
Hey, let's win this game, though!
I'm not trying to fucking lose man. This guy's gonna lose bro. This guy's gonna lose. What's that bullshit here?
What's that bullshit haircut buddy? Yeah?
No, no, no the lion bro. Oh
Whistle whistle whistle whistle
Okay, okay, we're starting let's go
Okay, okay, we're starting we're starting we're starting
RON was that your toe?
That's not your toe.
Ron, just plant.
Bro your toe, bro.
Wait they're warming up.
They're warming up.
Look at this.
Look at this.
This is side of an FD.
Side of an FD right here, bro.
This is the mortal enemies, bro.
Fuck this fucking team.
Fuck this shit.
Or no, wait this is YouTube.
This is YouTube. No, not side. Don't fuck side man. That is our team, bro. That is our team
I'm gonna help Ron with his shooting a little bit. Ron
Ron, I have good shooting advice. Listen
All right, uh, can you throw me one? Do we have one more? Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Okay, Ron. All you got to do bro is one thing for the ball here
So run plant. What's your strong foot, right?
Right foot plant your left foot right here. Okay now bring your right foot forward
Okay, no, no, no, no. Make contact right there. You want to try to get your ankle involved.
No, no, no, no, no, no. It's good technique. And then strike through the center of the ball.
Strike through the center of the ball.
How is your toe hitting it every time? How is your toe hitting it every time?
I've never seen this.
Are you like, what? You took a divot. You took a divot and go ball.
One more, one more.
Okay, okay.
One more time?
Yes.
I'll show you really quick. I'll show you, bro. Just a little bit away. Ready?
Slow-mo, slow-mo.
No spin, no spin, no spin, yes bro, I've been traded bro.
Here, let me get you one, let me get you one.
Same thing, plant, plant with one foot, shoot, can't do that, yeah, there you go.
Plant with your left, come through the center of the ball, do not use your toe, no, no,
no, no, stop using him, stop, here, here, here, here, here, do not use your toe
ever.
Don't use your toe. Nice nice nice. That felt good right? It didn't hurt.
Yeah, I don't know. Let me go one more. Let me go one more.
Oh shit, sketches in that aura. This is the defending man of the match bro.
Defending man of the match.
Same thing bro. Same thing. That was good. Now generate power.
Get mad. Invising everyone that's ever wronged you in life.
life and take out all the anger on the ball. Kill that ball. Kill that ball.
That was good. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. That was good.
Okay, okay. Lacey, you go, bro.
Power, I think I get more power.
Yes, bro. All you.
Lacey, you don't play goalie, right?
Not at all. I'm gonna be a striker. I'm talented.
Just bury the club.
Look, he's moving back and forth. He's trying to get in your head.
Okay.
He's moving back and forth. He's trying to get in your head.
All I want you to do is pick a spot.
Pick a spot and commit. Right or left? I'm gonna go right.
I'm gonna after I can go right. I'm going left. Watch this.
Okay, okay. Yeah.
That went over there.
So why did I go up? Why did I go up?
Cause you got under it. If you get...
It's like golf! No, it's like golf. You play golf?
If you're under the ball in golf, what happens?
It goes up.
It goes up. If you're over the ball, what happens?
It's grounded.
It goes down. You want to find that happy medium.
Same thing as trying to get a golf ball.
Yes, bro. You want to find that happy medium.
I don't know somebody should check his head he's might be mentally ill
Okay, okay, yeah, you got to spell
Yeah, happy medium, you don't want to chip it you don't want to hit over it happy medium right in the middle
Oh my god, that was good, that was good, that was good, that was good, that was good.
I mean, I'll get one.
Alright sketch, this is what the game is going to be like.
This is what the game is going to be like.
This is what the game is going to be like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm too stiff.
He's getting coaching, I don't want to hit his coach.
You're not saving shit, you're not saving shit, you're not saving shit in this game.
You're not saving shit.
There's too much heat on that shit.
If you hit the crossbar again, I swear to God.
Wait what?
What the fuck is he doing?
X9, the control.
Oh.
Yeah, X get some reps in there, man.
Yeah, let's see what you do.
I'm gonna go.
I wanna see X kick.
You say he's a good kicker.
Oh yeah, X, do a pen. Do a pen.
Let's see the penalty kick from XQC, man.
Penalty kick from XQC, man.
Wait, yeah, yeah, you don't need your gloves for this.
I need it.
For a penalty kick?
He's left-footed it. Yes, he's left-footed. Come on, X. Bumble!
Vazalra. On target. Vazalra. Yes, yes. You're good, bro.
Want me to go? Try to save one, bro.
No! Come on, bro. That was a shit kick.
By the way, don't tell.
Every time you run up straight to the ball,
you're going to get to the right.
OK?
OK?
Give me the ball back.
Give me the ball back.
Give me the ball back.
Give me the ball back.
Dude, he's trying to get in my head, bro.
I don't have a towel.
We're warming up?
OK, warm-ups.
Come on.
Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
I'm here in time.
We missed half the warm-up.
We missed half the fucking warm-up.
Oh no, we missed half the warm-up.
That's a straight kick.
I thought I'd give them a spin here.
What are they doing?
Come on, man.
Watch, watch, watch.
How you feel about it, ready?
It's warm-up time. Now we got to lock the bucket.
Now we lock it.
I'll get this guy.
I'll get this guy.
I'll get him.
I'll get him.
I'll get him.
I'll get him.
Bro, it might be because of your zesty, bro.
I don't do any good zesty, I'm made it.
Nothing wrong with a little bit of zesty, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, quad.
Quad
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Samura's feeling good, bro.
How's your Samura?
How good of a schedule what it's at?
Why are you poking your ass out, bro?
Come on, come on, come on!
Da-na-na-na-na!
Da-na-na-na-na!
Right to the left, left to the right.
Don't get anyone in the face.
Two-one, two-one.
Right to the left, left to right.
Cross the body.
Yes, you may.
Come on, bitch!
Come on!
See him again.
He's jam-packed here.
for the so many different ways to like injure your leg, so many different ways bro.
Yeah bro, I'll have them sign.
I didn't get to do the winner of the ball.
Jog into a header.
Oh, this header, header training.
A little header training.
This is what you're going to do.
So you've shot a jump as high as you can?
Yeah, jump.
That's high as you can.
Yes, give head to the ball.
Give head to the ball.
Give head to the ball.
What the fuck?
That's the full point!
There's the full point!
That's the center back there.
Wait, no! That could be a turret!
They're getting worse.
No, no, no, no, no!
Don't kill him, don't kill him.
Great job.
Header!
Header!
We have to hand him in the back.
What are you doing?
What is that?
Somebody saved massive?
You definitely use that to like filter people's windows at night, don't you?
You'd be on the balcony with one of these ones.
Dude, I don't even know if that would fucking work.
Alright, warm-ups is complete, bro.
Warm ups is complete I'm feeling good feeling confident man warm ups is done
Now it's time for like the real shit the real shit X are you ready do you feel better from yesterday?
It feels good, bro. What do we get is a the powder I need that the gator like yeah, I only had one today though
I already drank it i'm gonna be honest
But yeah, but you gotta get more
But they have electrolytes out of stadium I think
Okay
Okay
Circle! Circle, let's go!
Is this like a Barça passing drill here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What? You work with Pup Guardiola?
Say he's swear to God.
Manchester City?
What?
And let's go.
Oh, Nintah, defend.
So once you turn the ball over, you hop in.
Once you turn it over, you hop in.
All right, guys, if you mess up, you
and the person on the left goes in the middle.
You and the person on the left, guys, just hold them in.
Just hold them.
Go for them one.
Just hold them in your hand.
Hold them, hold them, hold them, hold them.
Just hold them in your hand.
Hold them, hold them, hold them.
Harry, where are you?
I'm on the left.
This is a good next to an idiot.
Only two defenders, Max, yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
OK, OK.
If you mess up, you get the person to your left in the middle.
Hey, nice, don't mess up, yes.
Yes!
Yes!
Way!
All right!
Well, we had it, we had it.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
I'm ready to my CP!
Spit them like butter, mate.
I don't know where the fuck's going.
How's it going, Chris?
Good to see you again, bro.
Good to see you.
Yeah, sir.
Let's score some fucking goals, eh?
Hey, there's a very deep lip-skill.
Yeah.
I don't know what's going to be the first one to reach.
Go!
Last one to reach, go, boys.
Nice.
Last one to reach.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Yes, Lacey.
Nice, Lacey.
Oh, yes.
Voss.
Release!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
How we talk, huh?
Make him commit.
Make him commit.
Nice.
Yes!
I'm not going to go to the middle one time, bro.
I'm not going to go to the middle one time.
Who?
Okay, okay.
It's just the method is to split them.
There's two wide.
Oh
Middle one time
First one three first one three
Nice split!
Well done!
What the f**k?
Get in, get in.
Even if they touch it, even if they touch it?
What the f***?
Still in, still in?
Even if they touch it?
Even if they touch it?
Oh, no. Oh, no. Trainer's good. Trainer's good.
Yeah, yeah. Trainer is good.
That's the, that's the medium all, bro.
Header, header.
Yeah, yeah.
Header, header, header.
Yes.
First touch is free.
Yes, yes.
I can't head it with my nuts.
I can't head it with-
Oh!
Risky, risky business, that.
Chris, you're really good at football, bro.
Do you ever play like pro or like close to pro?
No.
Dude, but you're free kicks, bro.
They're like pro level.
Pro level.
No!
I kicked you out to him.
me yeah I want to play a little bit of defense all right we got locked this shit
down first touch the speed
you know shit man
it's good it's nerve-wracking because everybody's looking at you dude now
imagine this and then the game is like a hundred thousand times worse yeah it
It was fucking horrible.
I won the ball in a second, right? In one second.
Lacey, what the fuck? First touch is free.
Dude that was so clean, oh my god.
Let's give one that last like 30 seconds man.
Chris you support Arsenal yeah?
Yes.
You think the first used Seattle's this year?
No.
Why not?
Byron?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think Byron's going to win.
in the season, yeah. Yeah, Saka and Odegaard, yeah. Saka, Odegaard, Mourinho, um, someone
else as well. But you guys play Adleti, which is winnable. That's winnable, I think.
I really hope that it's... Gaffer. Gaffer, nice to meet you, Gaffer.
It's very nice to meet you. Name is Nicholas. Is it?
Jinxie or Ben. You know what I'm saying? You're not focusing on your training.
No. Is there a reason for that? What do you mean, what do you mean?
It's just you're talking to me when you should be.
Sorry, coach!
Sorry, sir.
Fuck, I'm already off to a shit start.
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Gaffer.
I love you, bro.
I love you, bro.
What did I say about that for me and my heart?
Oh, god.
This guy's intense.
Yeah, you're not crazy.
This guy's intense.
Gaffer, I just want to apologize for not focusing
on the drill.
I appreciate that.
I apologize for not focusing on the drill.
You know, I see myself in you.
What do you mean, thank you, man?
Thank you.
Nice to meet you bro, nice to meet you bro, I've seen your stuff all the time, very nice
Nice to meet you man.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you David.
Are you playing in another team?
Side man, side man, yes.
Okay.
We're enemies, enemies.
You're good?
I'm okay, I'm okay.
Are you good?
No.
No?
Okay, okay.
All right, well, good luck.
Good luck for tomorrow.
Yes, good luck, good luck, good luck.
Very nice to meet you.
All right.
Holy Orla.
Oh my God.
I didn't even know he's playing.
Alright, looks like they're doing keeper training over there, XQC training, oh we're coming
here, coming here, coming here.
Shit, I gotta return this ball.
Alright, let's lock the fuck in.
That's a nice pitch man. Very nice pitch, very nice pitch.
I think I go there, because the drill.
I think the drill is going to be this way? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is this drill? The fuck?
I'm so locked in, bro.
I don't know what this drill is, though.
What is that?
Huh?
Yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes. Play it up front, bro. Play it up front.
You know what I'm saying?
Born to be a striker. Born to be a fucking striker, man.
Hope I could play wing too, you know what I'm saying?
Maybe Cam, that's fine.
Just if I play defense, I'm gonna tell the coach
to piss off, not actually, though,
because then I might lose minutes.
But if I play defense, bro, that's gotta be fucking ass.
Wait, so what is this drill here?
What the fuck?
Kind of follow the drill, I don't...
I'm the only one not being explained to you.
AJ, what is, AJ!
So it just cycles?
I don't know what the fuck he just said.
I had nothing computed.
Who do I play with you now?
Same thing?
Zerka!
Zerka!
What now?
Drill reset?
What the fuck is this?
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
What are your pops?
What are your pops?
What the fuck is this?
Play it again?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
What are your pops?
I think something should be here, but it's not.
How would you rate...
How would you rate Deji's football skill?
One.
One to ten?
One.
Oh, you give him one.
Not even zero?
Oh, wow.
He doesn't power on his legs, it's quite physical.
Oh my god!
Yeah good physicality good physicality
Yes, bro, thank you man
Do you give me a two out of ten?
He's saying he said that you are one and me too. It's just fucking banter mate
Yeah, but we're on the same team. We're on the same team.
Vic, um, what's this you playing, mixed striker?
Right striker, yeah.
Dude, I think you have a fucking hat trick.
Yes.
I'm gonna be the worst goal-hanging little...
No, no. Vic, it's mindset, bro.
See, last year I had a bad mindset when I played back.
This year you're gonna score three goals, Vic.
Maybe four, yes.
Exxon T3.
Easy P.
There you go.
Yes.
Thank you.
All right.
Let's see if we have the best we know now.
30 seconds of moving on.
All right.
What is this drill?
Fast.
Now I take this mark.
That's your right.
All right.
10.
Ready?
Yeah.
9.
Off of him.
8.
7.
That's your right.
10.
Dude, training with a hundred people is like, you only get one rep every like, five minutes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you only get one rep every like ten minutes man.
Yeah, nah, I'm good. I'm good. How are you feeling?
I feel good these boots are fucking stressful. Did you have like...
Yeah, I've been training in these. Yeah, fuck, that's so smart.
Dude, video idea. I won the Sidemen Charity match without moving.
Dude, we thought about it. Did it too?
There's no way to do it properly. What?
It's the only way. Oh, halftime, halftime.
You're getting carried on.
Oh my God.
I thought it was a quick one, because enough people would know, but not everyone would know.
Yeah.
Just pass the move.
Nice to meet you. What's your name? Arthur.
Wait, no, no, no. I heard you're like good at chess.
Yeah, I've been enjoying chess.
No, I heard you're like really good at chess.
I'm like yeah, not bad.
Votershaw told me. Harry said you're like, what is your uh, Ila? What is your Ila?
Oh my Ila like 300, 300
All right
You're gonna keep about it. Yes. Yes. Yes. No, I have to keep about it. I have to keep about it
But bro, I won that tournament. Yeah 100k right? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I won. I won
Yeah, so you started when you were young started in your little I started in covid lockdown
I've got what's the queen's gambler. Oh my god. That's so so
Oh, we got a team drill, man.
That line up is cut, bro.
That line up is cut.
Why is the manager?
You can't say anything about that.
That lineup is cooked, bro. That lineup is cooked.
Why is the gapper? Why is the manager?
Oh, it's like a little, little scrimmage.
up top. If I had the choice, striker, not that much running, still strong. If I had
the choice because wing is like my teammate is Chris you have to pass
All right, I like this show this is a good draw. This is a good draw
Holy fuck
Deadsy got mad?
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Oh shit!
Shit!
Next two goes, next two goes!
Nico, we need more chemistry with the other one too.
Yeah, I got him, I got him.
Got him red links right now, Mark.
Woo!
Oh!
Not trying to go that fast.
Hey! That's my winger!
That's my winger!
I'm gonna fly it.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Good defense, Tedgie.
He's like a dense fucking rock.
He's like a rock.
Fuck.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I thought I could take on Denji.
Dude, he's like a rock.
He's like a fucking rock.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
God damn it.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, God damn it.
What the fuck are you doing here?
You're in the game?
When did you get in the game?
You got a mouth into the game. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Yeah, yeah. Very nice to meet you. Very nice to meet you.
So you're in the game. Like, you're the secret, secret player.
So I'm saying, I mean, I'm here. What about your team?
Yeah, what position? Attacker, defending, midfield?
Attacker, defender, probably defense. What the fuck was that?
You're going to play defense. Okay, okay. Very nice, very nice.
Is it center or right center?
Yeah, yeah. CDM. Left, left center mid.
Left center mid.
Left center mid. That's all I'm gonna play.
Very nice.
Do you know how to kick a ball?
Yes, yeah, I know how to kick a ball.
Oh wait, because you kicked XTC yesterday.
Yes, yes, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, I wasn't trying to kick him.
Wait, so you're just streaming here?
Yeah, I'm actually training.
Oh, wait, really?
Are you in this drill?
Well, nope, I haven't joined, but I don't really know how to do the drill,
but I'm just walking to learn so I can do it.
Yeah, it's just two on two.
So two attackers, two defenders, and you just score.
You pass to each other.
Try to try like this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, just jump in a line.
Can I take me? That's my center back.
Oh!
And a B and a M.
Oh!
I put this man on the tip.
Jump him in.
Jack, what size is the top?
What size is the top?
I'll find you a...
That's right, just in case.
If it gets hard.
That's hell.
85 minute, bro. I'm out of time.
Deji and Lacey. Jesus Christ. Oh Lacey! Lacey! Yes, yes, yes.
It works. Yeah, yeah.
Rotashaw and adapt.
Yes! Yes! Win that! Win that! Yes! Keep playing? Oh. Nice! Good fucking defense, man.
fucking defense it's just kind of fun right yeah if you win the ball you can
He's pretty good, he's got a bit of balance, well maybe not, maybe not, are you feeling
How many charity events have you done?
This is our 7th one.
Oh my God.
Come on then!
Oh my God.
We've been doing this shit.
Oh my God!
We've been doing it in 2016.
We're in my bracket.
It's a beer bracket.
14.
I was 14 in 2016.
18.
So what stadium did you guys start out in?
Southampton Stadium.
The Valley.
The last one.
There you go, there you go!
It's 12,000 tickets.
Now y'all are in Wembley packing it out bro, that's insane, two years in a row.
Insane dude, dude walking out of the tunnel was like insane last year.
I can't wait to move.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Bara, Bara.
Fuck!
God damn it!
I keep going against fucking centerbacks, man, fuck!
everybody else goes against the ladies fuck fuck me and the ass
oh I can ask you to say a question? Yes. What's up? I don't do anything. I say his Kimmich.
I say okay. So who is your football player? Joshua Kimmich.
Muddric? Oh! No Muddric. No Muddric.
Mockella Muddric. Who is that? Let me look it up.
Ukrainian Chelsea. Let me look him up.
Roger got banned. How do you spell it?
Mudrick what wait I do look like him look at that. I do look like a thank you man. No, but
My chat is called me Joshua Kimmich for like
But I love Joshua Kimmich man
So yeah, I mean kind of I kind of like I won in a way
Can I ask you one question?
Yeah.
I'm asking the brothers and sisters.
All right, guys, go ahead and ask me a question.
So I'm asking the biggest YouTuber in the world is...
Who do you support?
Liverpool.
Liverpool.
So can I come to your house and watch any of the football games?
Do you like it, man?
Of course.
I'm in Florida, though.
I'll see you there.
Irish accent?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I knew it.
I thought Irish is got it.
From Ireland?
Yeah, you nailed it.
Do you have Belfast?
Who do you support?
What club?
Boss you don't have a club in Ireland. I
Who's the best Irish player
Yeah, yeah, Robbie King who's older Roy
Roy's older favorite player ever messy
See a Ronaldo kit though
All right, well, I mean each to each his own bro to each his own more than
Now I'm guessing nobody did
We a me a B jump as high as Bernardo
Yes, yes, see you man
a B jump as high as Bernardo bullshit
Two goals.
Does a big goal and a small goal.
There's four goals total.
Ah!
Oh, Lacey, Lacey.
Nice, Lacey.
Close the goal.
Dude, this is chill.
I like team training, bro.
You can't really lose any, like, energy
if you're team training.
Mardin, score a goal, bruh.
Score a goal, bruh.
Oh, okay.
They have a sub-wack.
You four off.
One, two, three.
That's all right.
That's all right.
You guys start with a full plate.
If you stop.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Hey!
That's weak shit!
That's weak shit!
That's weak shit!
That's weak!
WAKE UP!
Two goals man
Oh shit we're out
Bullshit back there
Alright, open!
Good finish Arthur!
Dude, 1800 elo and chat's holding aura.
Wait, there's only two, I fuck it.
Watch, watch!
Yes, Chris.
Yeah, what's up?
No!
Chris, I'm sorry, no, I'm sorry.
Yeah, what's up?
No! Chris, I'm sorry! No, I'm sorry!
Thank you, Beck.
Switch is on! Switch is on!
Nope.
You're moving.
Thank you. Thank you.
Sorry Chris, that was a easy one.
Yeah, it's too fucking easy, bro.
Too fucking easy.
Instead, Americans couldn't play football.
No, no, fuck that.
I'm scoring a fucking hard trick.
I'm scoring a hard trick.
I'm scoring a hard trick.
I'm scoring a hard trick.
Yeah, you're good, yeah.
I mean, I mean there.
Love it.
You are lucky.
So you're 1,800 below in chess.
Yeah.
And you just scored that.
What else do you do, bro?
You used the oral form?
tough though sometimes. It does it's a very weird structure. Yeah, you have to play like
in many ways. Yeah, those are gonna be injuries. This way, AJ. I've got three goals right now.
Go for five. I'm gonna throw this in your pocket. That's what I'm talking about.
I
Next one
Not a bad shot
Yes, yes
Oh my god, oh my god, Chris
Chris has also got it
Hey, are you serious?
I'm not, I'm still got this.
Rana.
No!
Fuck you, Daddy!
Fuck!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Watch Chris, watch Chris, watch Chris!
Oh, I'm here!
Oh, I'm here!
Yes, Josh! Yes, Josh! Yes, Josh! Yes, Josh!
Nice! Nice!
Fucking hell. Fucking hell.
That's just like sleeper good. It doesn't look good, but he's good.
I think he's just asleep.
Yes. Yes. Chris, you're so good at football.
I've been shit.
No, can you like give me some of your talent, Ralph?
You've looked okay.
There was one where you did a little roll over and then went past someone that way.
It's good, man.
Honestly, in these matches, like, genuinely the most important thing is just get the ball,
control it.
Look, I'll pass it to someone.
Yeah.
Just us being able to pass it helps so much.
Yes.
So we could just get it to the people who are upfront and good.
Yes.
The best thing you've got this time, you have composure on the ball now.
Yes.
It's not putting your own ability.
Yes.
Like, you slow down now.
Yeah.
That's good.
Yeah, everyone's adrenaline dumping. Yeah
Well, I'm kind of on the bench. I wouldn't even be mad. Yeah, you come in everybody's tired. It's not bad. Yeah, I
Think about it
But Chris you're so good, bro. Like you're just good. Yeah, you're nasty. I don't know
Are you the best like youtuber football
No, Simon's better. In a game, you don't tell you for the most effective.
Yeah, Manny's better than him.
Did Manny score like four times in his first game or something?
Yeah, but he takes it so easy as well.
You can take the Manny, he goes across the goal real quick and he goes, anyway.
Yeah, Manny and Toby are both like that, right?
Yeah. What Manny and Chris will get out is they'll get someone else's money.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll do a little hard work and then, yeah, so, false awesome.
Team meeting.
Team meeting, ooh.
Hey, we're here for a team meeting.
You did good out there, you look pretty good.
Are you serious?
No, no.
Are you fucking serious?
You were saying I'm like David Lewis.
David Louise?
Yes, that's who they are.
That's good, right?
That makes sense to me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There are three cones, evenly set yourselves up.
Five behind this yellow, five behind that yellow.
Face in the goal.
Oh, this looks like a good drill.
Five behind here, five behind here.
This looks like a good drill.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shooting on X?
Shit.
Don't do full power shots.
Full power shots.
Because you'll divide it
You tore your quad?
Yeah, last year
I've been shooting so much it's like a fucking rock
No, I did that last time and that's what happened
You over train it, it cooks it
Alright, I'll chill man, yeah
You're pretty good
I thought you would be shit, but you're not shit
Who's the confidence?
Who's the confidence?
Do not kill him, do not drill the ball at him
Don't drill it, yeah
What's the drill what's the drill?
So three of us are attacking
That's a little weird, you're going to make a run.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
You say like you're a child.
Like...
I was playing to you, look.
Who's going to get played in from the outside there?
You're going to make a run into the box.
Try and be on the end of it.
OK.
I'll put a nice, nice and easy along the floor.
But don't kill that skinny thing.
Yeah.
These are just little decoy mannequins, little runs.
So, this is the one thing that's going on here tonight.
Are three people attacking at once now?
I don't think so.
I think we just need to position ourselves.
Hey!
Now we're gonna play here tonight.
Play is unreal, Mr. Uncensored.
X got his head bang.
Oh
we got a whistle whistle got your headband you good to go
your band in the knuckles coming in all right three at a time
Oh
Dude
That one's on me that one's on me
Looks like going in the middle of the
Dude, if you mess up one time, you gotta wait five minutes.
That's what's going on, Lee!
Next free go!
I'm going middle.
Oh!
That's nice!
This is very good.
Come on, Dads!
Next free go!
Come on, Dads!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm going to...
Finish!
I don't like...
Hurry over it, go over it!
Next free go!
My head with my head
Shite stuff
Dude I'm going this side
This line is shorter What the fuck Fast pass
You get a fast pass here Come on Come on Come on
Back post
This is the fast, fast line.
Now I'm going in this line.
Look at this line.
Yeah, endless curve there, right?
Yeah.
Not bad.
Go on, Harry!
Go on, Harry!
Nice X! Keeper looks good.
Dummy, I'm gonna kill myself. I see why this line is short, fuck!
I'll play whatever, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see why this line is short, bro, it never goes back post.
Uh, currently.
Yeah.
Whip it, whip.
There he is.
Oh, boy.
Ugh.
Oh.
Yes.
Stop.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Yes!
Yes!
I know my calf.
Little last minute misdirection, yeah?
God, I left the ball, man.
Yes.
What do you mean?
Santa, come on, you weren't getting that.
Yes!
Okay.
One more!
Fuck!
Oh my god.
That would have been insane.
I think my ears are ringing.
Yeah, it's like eeee.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like, eeeewww.
Yeah.
Sinners is jogging around, bro.
Unlucky, Joe. Unlucky.
Sinners is jogging.
Sinner, you're getting good cardio, though.
It's good cardio. You're just running.
Yeah, you gotta hit it.
Back post, Arthur!
No! Fuck!
It's what I hit him in the face!
Nico, how tall are you, bro? Like 6'5"?
Yeah, no, I'm actually 6'8".
No, you're not. You're 6'8".
No, no, no, no, no. You're 6'4".
I'm 6'8".
What?!
I'll ask you a chat, it's a known fact.
What?
Down to 6'8".
Yeah.
6'8".
Oh no.
Yes Dutch!
I got it.
Bro, the timing is the hardest part.
It's just the timing.
The timing is so hard, no?
Yeah.
Bro, the timing is the hardest part.
It's just the timing.
The timing is so hard, no?
Got to get the tech right, yeah.
Might have to lower your FOV, no?
Lower FOV, lower everything.
Yes.
Try everything right there.
You got this, there it is.
It's great.
Oh, that's a good ball.
That was clean.
You see that?
Oh my god, ADAPT!
Fuck.
Are you okay?
Who's our keeper injured?
injured actually injured yes yes yes I think I think my gold got stolen there
Bloody hell mate!
Go sit up!
Damn! He's kind of good.
That was pretty fun.
Brother, timing is hard now.
Is X okay?
How does he get injured every time?
Thank you bro, thank you.
Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir.
What is this one?
Ooh dummies.
I love that windy breeze, man.
I love that fucking breeze.
Bro, feels good.
Right?
Feels good.
IRL.
Feels nice.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
birds chirping
Dude, I don't know
Yeah, I'm just waiting for one of them to like scream what the drill is so I know what it is. Yeah, it's like it's like guys
It's like monkey see monkey do
Oh shooting drill. Yes. Okay. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Dengie what the fuck?
So am I wrapping around him after I pass?
Oh my god Chris is so fucking sexy
2 touch, this is 6 drill, 2 touch, here we go, how you feelin' Vick, yeah good idea
good idea touch shot touch shot try to do like a forward touch if you can
Her dick
Oh shit, come on Vic
Good try Vic I got this bro. Oh Toby's passing me
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to place it
Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right just anything on flame, right? Yeah, I what am I doing? What am I doing?
Dude, that would have been disgusting now. Yeah, I was like dead
Go on Vic Oh
I'm passing to you.
You got this, Sina.
You got this, Sina.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
I think he's holding it.
He missed.
I got to see the most amazing person out there.
I was gonna say, that's a sadist.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry.
That's a status error.
No, no, no, no, no.
Come on, strip top, face it, face it.
You're gonna break it.
Amazing work, Senna.
Great goal, Senna. Great goal.
Great goal.
Oh, shit.
Dude, Toby is so fucking good.
Toby's so sexy, bro.
Toby's...
Holy shit!
No, that's not this match face.
That's like fucking Bayern Munich.
Match face.
We're on the same team!
Oh!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Is that a volleyball?
Fucking hell, mate.
What the fuck was that fucking ball?
on the drill, eh? Dude, what the actual fuck am I doing? Stretching?
My cat feels like it's on fire.
I'm killing my ass.
Really?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I don't want to get hit in the face doing this.
Yeah, nobody get kicked.
Yeah, it's good.
When's the last time you stretched? Nice. Yes! Yes! Cross-harp!
Dude, that is a fucking volleyball. Now what is this shit? What is this? Oh my god,
I guess it is a football size five yes nothing but that
crossbar crossbar feel good brah yeah the point yeah the point is hit the top
bar right yeah you're out of the top bar it can take it it doesn't have to like
bounce back
Sin, are you ready yet?
Crossbar challenge, I got this shit.
Oh, Vic's like the best at this.
Vic is like the best crossbar challenge player in the world.
Vic, this is your challenge.
This is your challenge, yeah.
Gavin Lewis.
Not David Lewis.
Yeah, but I followed the sport before not David Lewis yeah, I've made a couple yeah, not on that drill
All right, come on
Come on adapt
I'm gonna get it first try if I don't I'm a fucking pussy
I'm not using that
I mean, let's go, let's see if we can get up, I mean.
Let's go.
Go on, let's go.
Good one.
Push, push, push, push, push.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
I'll go next, I'll go.
Here, something.
Do you know where to go?
That's the one where I'm sitting.
Go there, guys.
Let's go, mate.
Yes, mate!
Oh
Watch this shit daddy
Almost almost almost almost
Oh my god.
Nine.
All right, Nicker.
You're hitting him?
First try.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
Are you doing go-posts? Is it go-posts, Nick?
Top up.
What the fuck? You're eating?
You're eating a burrito at training?
Go-posts?
Put the fuckin' food away.
Bro, what the hell?
No, I don't want the burrito.
Dude, in training bro?
Yes, it's the top post. Top post.
I thought you were locking in. No, no, no.
You got a toilet?
Yeah, I got uh...
Yeah, they got us in the bathroom.
Where did you get this from?
Don't tell me you went to the...
You went to the bus stop.
No one's in yet. I can just do it right now.
I can hit the goal post either way.
I can just do it right now.
Yes! Yes! Nice shot!
That's what happens when you're high, low, and chest, bro.
That's the shit I'm talking about, man.
Yes, whoa!
You just hit, you just hit.
Oh, my bad, my bad.
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
the bridge kind of right
okay no no
wait what the fuck
camera man holy shit
what you see that
the fuck
are you going to just go
yeah I'll just do it right now I'll just do it right now
Oh, that sounded painful.
Oh, you guys won, I can just hit it right now.
Oh, put the fucking burrito over.
Bro, you have a burrito in your hand.
What are you doing?
Oh my bad.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
On a keeper? We got a keeper?
I'll do it in a shootout, not in the game.
If I won one in the game, I'll take it.
I don't want to.
You need to know.
Let's figure out what to do.
I got first fan.
I got first fan.
Yeah, Chris will win more than that.
Oh, XQC is going in that?
No, XQC is going in that.
What do you miss, you're out, no?
Or do you want to do, if you miss,
if the person after you scores, they're out.
No, I think it about takes you long.
If you miss, you're out.
If you miss, you're out.
Miss you're out.
Keep going till there's one person left.
I'll start it off.
So if you miss, you're out.
But if you score, you keep going.
Like knockout.
Oh, X is back in net.
It's my last five hours.
No, just anything on target, anything on target.
Cool, come to that.
Yeah, yeah, we need a little space.
Maybe a little space.
Maybe get the line on the line, and then pen here.
All right, all right.
We going, good to go?
He's not on his line!
He's not on his line, sir!
He's not on his line!
Yeah, I'm going to be the last man standing.
Coach John?
Yeah, Jack Justice.
I'm the manager of Captain Coach, I think it's the same shit, right?
Right?
Yeah, Jeff Joseph.
Oh, no coach John!
I have to manage your captain coach, I think it's the same shit, right?
Right?
Right.
How are you feeling?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
How are you?
Yeah, yeah.
Where are your head off?
When you're done with training.
There's some training cards that we have down there.
We basically try to sit someone down and scoop a flag while we see sitting out there.
Yeah.
Just open one, next to where the biggest player you can pull should be.
It's the primary card in the NBA whenever you go, so open one pocket to see if you put...
Yeah, yeah.
Is it after the training?
Yeah.
All right, let's watch the pens.
All right, AB, let's see it.
Let's see it.
It's a good pen.
All right, next up we've got Harry Rotissar.
Next up we got ArthurTV, 1800 Lowe and Chess, a lot of aura, it's quite good isn't it?
Next up we got Nico, 35 pence, 32 pence.
Niko, what would you rate your shot out of 99?
What would your shot be out of 99?
What would you rate it?
Oh, he's doing the Bruno, what the?
X has not saved the shot.
Okay, this is going to get trivial here.
This might be a never-ending drill.
never have been drill. Yes it! There you go, X!
X looking good man. I mean, Francia!
Oh, that's like a Josh Zirka.
You've been talking shit, man.
Let's see it.
Let's see it.
Let's see it what corner what corner left quarter
He's gonna go right
Okay, that was fucking all right Arlen
Ref
That's better yeah, it's better
Oh
Lacey top ends Lacey top ends Lacey he already ate his burrito
He's not bad better than right dead
Come on laser laser
All right, dad, you come on
I feel like I'm gonna get hit here
Dad, you're not gonna hit me here. Yeah
All right.
Cool.
Calm.
Has anyone missed?
We'll not be here all day.
Harry, okay.
If it's not top bins, I'm out.
If it's not top bins, I'm out.
Fuck!
I'm out. I'm out. I should have took more time. Fuck.
AJ!
Alright AJ, let's see it bro.
Clean, clean.
I mean, is there even a keeper back there? What the fuck?
You may as well put a rock in that.
I mean, I mean, oh, yeah, they can play football in France, they can play football in France.
Come on, Dech.
Top left.
Top left.
You hit the cameraman.
Dezzy, you're out.
Are only three people out?
That's a good strike.
you made it to the top five? wait how many are left?
Yeah, wait top six
This you up next, yeah you like Lacey bottom right bottom right
Top left. Top left. Top left. Top left.
Top left.
Oh!
How many are out? How many are out?
Am I after you? Yeah, I'm after you.
Come on, AJ.
No, you're not bad, bro.
You're better than Ron now. Way better than Ron.
AJ's out, Adapts out.
This is his left.
Like, seven or eight.
AAAAAAAAYYYYYY!
There it is! There it is!
There it is!
OOOOOOOH!
a lot of people are getting knocked out
are you my wife?
wait you guys talk to this myth
do you want to see?
hey who's left?
hey everybody who's left
it's us three
Josh, Amin, Amin, Niko
our team is stacked
our team is so fucking good
our team is stacked though
seriously
shooting yeah that's you are going to keep going again camera yeah what don't
get hit okay all right come on yeah yeah I'm next I'm next yeah yeah
No, not this ball, not this ball. It's the volleyball.
Top five?
Lacey, it was the plank, bro.
bottom line
finals is what?
okay
he's always
lacey are you up or you up?
You're out, you're out bro, you're out!
Good try, Realman.
Is that working you, bro?
What?
That the raceway works on you, like you play better, like in XNC, some shit feels you
play better, right?
No, I like to be hyped up by my team, bro, yeah.
Actually, I thought you played better in XNC when you got shit.
Yeah, no, you're right, you're right.
That's what I'm saying.
Okay, that's what I'm fucking talking about.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
Calm, calm, calm.
Wait, so top five?
Yeah, six.
That was a lot of power, did you take power?
Come on, Niko!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, shit!
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
I mean, yeah, you do the same.
You're out, bro.
You're out.
And then you know that.
Watch it.
What am I talking about?
I mean, yeah, you do the same.
ORA!
Do whatever you want, man. Maybe a knuckleball.
Who's next?
What the fuck?
What do you mean?
Some beats.
No!
No!
Fuck!
I scooped it man. I'm out.
I don't know who's gonna win out of this I don't know who's gonna win. Maybe I mean I mean is gonna win
How was your training session bro
What do you mean, what do you mean?
Everyone is fucking around. I'm the only one taking this serious you know no no no you did not take this serious
Well my soul I took the serious bro, Ron you've trained one time in a year
I'm better than my whole team. Well, ah, don't chill. Hey, don't dead. I'm serious
Bro, I genuinely think I am dude. Okay. Are you better? This is a legitimate question a single player on your feet
I had to just look at me. Oh my soul
It's not a fucking egg bro. It's so nice. It feels so good. You actually pull a buzz pretty well
Thank you, bro. Thank you. You should do a buzz bro. I look chopped though my hairline also goes back
Really? Wait, let me see? Can I see your hairline?
Uhhhhhhhhh
Shysa
Dude, but, okay. Are you the worst player on your team?
HELL NO!
Who's the worst player?
Not me. I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding KSI.
Swear.
But yeah, KSI, KSI's not good at football.
Oh, off.
I don't think he was ever good at football.
I said we ditch this shit. We don't even play tomorrow, Ro.
We set up like a PC right next to the fucking pitch.
Dude, we just put our facecams on commentate it. We steal the viewers, bro. What it's easily 200 K viewers
Yeah, I think I'm gonna play though
Think I'm gonna play. I'm not apparently wait did your coach told you you're not playing now
He told me I have to practice picking up water bottles
Your coach told you
Wait, your coach literally told you that yeah
How's that you see is he catching balls? He's terrible. It's
Yeah, yeah, dude, try a pen, bro. Try a pen. Let's try a pen.
Hey, Marlon! Is it cool if Rob tries a pen?
Yeah, Ron's one try a pen. Try a pen. Try a pen.
Is that your make-a-wish pen?
Is that your make-a-wish pen?
Yeah, that's not a make-a-wish.
Bottom right. No, top right.
Top right. Top right. I'm telling you where it's going.
I'm gonna be honest ex ex can't say shit
If I'm not in the penalty area, it's Gore. I'm a fucking piece of shit and I'm gonna die, bruh.
Come on!
Let's see if he's nice, bruh.
Get in there! Get in there! Get in there!
I'm getting there!
Who won?
Damn!
Not a bad pen at all!
Who is the top two?
Amin?
I said Amin would win.
Amin's gonna win.
Nah, nah, he's gonna win. He's humble. Humble, humble.
Amin is gonna win, bro.
Yeah, your team sucks bro, this is what I'm saying.
Bro, your team is ass.
Dude, look at Amin though, look at his pen.
Watch his pen.
French streamer, big French streamer.
He's fucking huge.
Yeah, he looks like a Titan.
Watch his pen.
Amin, top left, top left.
Top left.
He has so much aura.
Top left.
Amin aura.
Do you see this guy? Do you see this guy? That's what I'm talking about!
Our team is broken. So it's Amin vs Zerka, yeah?
Session lads
Your team your team wasn't doing any drills you guys are doing tick tocks, but we had like an actual real training
I don't think you can
What's wrong like
any hope not even a little bit bro come on last year I won this year it's not
happening I come on bro you have to be positive bro love and positivity man I'm
gonna take my life we lose bro I think you could score that
no no no no no no no no no bro I'm telling you there's a lot of fucking
Titans yes dude I mean it's like a fucking gladiator bro how is this guy
even allowed in the match. He didn't miss one pen, every pen.
He's built as like a fucking soccer player. I mean, have you played football before? When
you were younger? One year. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Me out. My guy in France. In France?
In France, my level is bad. In France, he was too many months old.
Dude, this is like American football, and then this is like English football, and
then this is like French football. It's like in Bapé, Dembele.
I love it in France is nothing to be honest, but you're insane. You didn't miss a single time. You didn't miss one
He brought him of it
Same bill
Yes, yes, yes, I look like yes, I look like
I'm in the same position.
Striker?
Striker?
Yes, yes.
Striker?
Are you? Are you?
Adam Johnson.
No, no, no, no, no.
Adam what?
Adam Johnson.
No, no, no, no.
Adam Johnson.
I heard Arab.
He's a very good player, best player in the game.
You think?
Yes, no, I know.
I played with him last year.
He played international football.
football.
My papa me chocá, mi amigo.
My papa me chocá.
No, mi papa me chocá, mi amigo.
I don't understand Spanish.
When I speak Spanish, I don't understand a lot.
How would I say, like,
Jinksy is the best R6 player in French?
Jinksy must rainbow six siege player in French.
Well, that would be a lie.
Jinksy is the best rainbow six player.
What, one more time?
He's the best player.
He's the best player.
The Rainbow Six.
Thank you, bro. Thank you.
Hey, I'm glad to be on a team with you, man.
Yeah, really.
I will always have the ball.
I will do the pass to you.
Yeah, I'll pass to you too. I'll pass to you.
No, I'll give the ball.
No, no, no, I'll pass to you.
Go, run. I see you. I give you a good pass.
We'll both score. We'll both score.
No, I watched you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I was surprised because for us in France,
Americans are very bad.
Yeah, no, no. I'm good for American.
For American, I was surprised.
I know you were looking for some random stuff.
Yes, yes.
I saw you paying for it.
Thank you. Thank you, man.
We're going to win the game.
We're going to win the game.
Nice to meet you, man.
Nice to meet you. What games do you play?
What games?
Do you stream, right?
I do some big events on Twitch.
But you do YouTube?
I'm like a war player, GTA.
GTA, did you say RP?
AP, yeah.
Yes, okay.
I have a big server.
Nice, in France?
Yeah, in France, and we are doing the city of Paris in GTA.
Oh my God.
We are mapping on the-
So you literally have like Eiffel Tower and everything?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, everything.
I'm really starting like in one month.
Wow, that is sick.
Yeah, if you want to come play, come, my God.
If you want to enjoy in Paris, come.
Yes, yeah, I'll text you, I'll text you on Twitter.
Come, come, you really enjoy a lot.
Yes, okay, okay.
Sweet.
Skats, how you feeling, bro?
I feel great.
I had some amazing saves.
How was your session?
Ron was saying you guys were doing YouTube shorts
the entire time, and no one was taking it serious at all.
And you guys suck.
That's what Ron said.
That's because Ron's a drama queen,
and he's got to get all this action before the game
starts, because he's getting four minutes.
Yeah, and you're getting the full, the full, dude.
You're the man of the map.
You're getting 12 minutes.
I'm not going to get 12 minutes, bro.
I'm going to get like 50 minutes.
40
Yeah, actually I'm gonna ask my coach right now
Let me actually ask my coach how many minutes I'm gonna go. Where is my coach?
There is
Yeah
Gaffer just had a question for you
So
after today's training
And like seeing some of my football capabilities and skills. How much minutes do you think I'm gonna get in the match?
You know what before seeing you I'm an honest man, that's what they say about me
Before seeing your performance today. I thought no chance
You're on the bench
And I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm proud of you
I'm proud of you. Thank you. There's something about you. Thank you, and I respect you
I'm gonna put some respect on your name.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So, minutes though? Like...
We'll talk about minutes.
Oh, fuck.
Four seconds.
Oh, no, no, no, no, please.
No, we'll talk about minutes or seconds.
I'm more of a minute, I'm leaning more towards minutes.
I'm more of a second.
No, no.
I like seconds.
But seconds are in a minute, so it could make up a minute.
Yeah, how many minutes slash seconds do you think I'm gonna get total?
Oh, I just remembered my oven is still on.
Oh, man.
I'm gonna go out, I'll see you in a bit more.
And that's my fucking manager, bro.
That's the guy that I'm fucking relying on.
That's the fucking guy, bro.
God almighty.
That's the guy?
Better talk to Jynch.
That's the guy I'm relying on?
Fucking second?
I think the team bonded really well, but at the front moment Adapts is trying to show
that you can kick football top right you said.
Damn.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
How was your training?
Before you got here too.
You've never lost a charity match, yeah?
Well, this year it might change.
Our team is stacked, I'm not kidding.
Do you know Amin, the French guy?
Yeah.
Incredible.
Really?
Yes.
Marlon, incredible.
Chris MD, incredible.
Yeah.
Toby, incredible.
Yeah.
Me, incredible.
You're awesome.
You see, I snuck myself in.
I spotted it straight away, and you know it's coming, but bro your team. This is your team. Look at your team. This is your team
This is your team
Flabber
You do have the better keeper
Dude we have people that literally look like gladiators
Like I mean looks like a gladiator
So run what is this thing with you being the fart of twitch, what is this?
No, but is it new or old?
Why is my head?
Dude look bro run. Can we make a deal if you score a goal like I wanted like I'll do like a punishment or something
Well, I actually think you've got more chance to score than you do
This is a bloody piss-take it's not I'm being serious. I think one will score before you do
But put some put some money on the line. So we go if neither of you score
Then we'll go who got the closest to scoring. How do you determine that?
I hope the game ends in penalties. That would be cinnamon.
Last year it ended up in penalties and it was perfect.
Did you take one?
No, I didn't.
Thank you for that.
I was scared.
I'm not going.
Yeah, I didn't want to.
Nervous.
Last year I was so nervous to even touch the ball.
This year I feel like loops.
Like, even training last year, I barely even did it.
You feel good this year?
Oh, I feel great.
He's been training.
He's got a lot better.
He has got a lot better.
Really?
Yeah.
For reals?
I can't kick.
No, Jason's got a lot better as well.
You've got a lot better.
Thank you.
I
Want that penalty shot chance
Can you score or what bro? What position you planned you know yet?
Bench right
Yo, bro
No, bro, bro stop touching my head
I'm not doing that bro stop bro. I'm not doing the side profile
No, no, bro what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna score some fucking goals
I mean, I just I can't even try to be taken seriously. I'm not doing the rare one
No stop I'm not doing it look bro your guys's team fucking sucks okay period end of story
You're the best player in mini-minter other than that. It's shit though
I'm gonna be honest. You guys have to fucking perform a miracle. You're gonna try to get these guys to go
Our team has Titans. Yeah, I'm not gonna fall bro. I trained dude
I think you're gonna be in for a big shot now. You do have this guy which is a little bit of aura
This guy's man of the match
Probably hungover he probably will be high as well
Stop
So what's your guys is height
No, like seriously
You're like six foot one six foot two
Tall and you
match. Are you sort of spawned in in the training? So you're in the match. What number are you like
kit number? He hesitated bro. Oh no they did it. Oh yeah. No no I didn't see it.
Oh you scored on XQC.
Oh that must be good though.
Yeah it must have been a screamer.
It's a little bar but it's a bar.
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It must have been good.
So 5-7.
You like 5-7?
Yeah.
5-8?
I'm trying to frame it.
5-9.
No I'm like 5-10.
Actually?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm trying to frame that.
Who's about it?
Me.
You're too old.
Yeah I'm not.
I'm not.
Everybody this is brutal.
This is brutal.
Dude so about your island stream bro did you enjoy that or no?
No, that looks fucking miserable after after how many hours where you've defeated
So is that real did you actually
Was it just yellow oh my god, and you didn't yeah, you're gonna bet
I still have the stars, bro.
What?
You still have them?
I don't know how to get rid of them, man.
How do I get rid of them?
Holy fuck, bro.
I mean, it'll go away someday, yeah?
Yeah, I hope so.
No, no, you're good, bro.
So how are you feeling like for the match, though?
I'm feeling good, man.
You know I'm a side player?
I'm a league legend, sir.
Have you played me?
Boss?
What rank?
I put the flat one.
Not like a sneaky like you weren't like a sneaky like yeah god damn bro. No like plot one. Is that pretty good?
Isn't like top
They're doing an emote off lock-in. This is very good. It's the first one to not emote, okay? Oh
Oh God
I can't watch this shit I can't watch this shit
I'm about to go sit at it and look at a tree, bro.
Look chat, the match is in a day.
I'm not going to lie, team training, it kind of sucks, bro.
Because if you fuck up, you got to wait five minutes.
Shit is ass.
But chat, I think I'm good to go, man.
I feel confident as fuck.
Like I feel good out here.
Nice weather.
You know what I'm saying?
Chat, what did y'all think of the skills?
Rate the skills one to ten, bro.
Wait, is my chat even going to work?
It's working chat. What do y'all think of the skills man early a stream of the year beta your ass fuck you
W stream goon rocket. We're not ending. I think everybody's killing. I just want to talk to the chat. I
mean, I think
Everybody's just chilling out bro. I might chill out for a little bit, but bra. I'm trying to not fuck up my quad
YouTube shorts is that way?
Jinxie score a hat trick. Who said that? Who said that? Oh, I gotta do that interview. I
Know I might say what's up to Cooper flag
I might tell you what's up to Cooper Flagg.
Dude, Cooper Flagg is like a real supporter of the streams,
bro.
The OGs know.
Cooper Flagg texted me when he was in college, bro.
Sina, where are you going?
Oh my god.
Where is Cooper Flagg?
Oh, I was supposed to do that thing, too.
There he is.
ORA!
Yo, what's up bro? I'm streaming, is that cool?
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Uh, nice to meet you again, bro. We met like an hour ago.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you see again?
Of course.
Uh, holy aura.
Nah, holy fucking aura.
Bro, can we do a basketball stream or something?
Of course, bro.
Uh, yeah, have you seen my highlights?
No.
No.
Dude, I could actually shh.
I've seen the soccer training, but no basketball.
I can show you my highlights right now actually one second. Let me go and tick tock
All right, watch this let me know what you think bro rate it like realistically too
Yeah, yeah, like this is this is probably best clip of the day if it loads though. Oh here we go here we go
This is me. I actually have a huge video. Why are you laughing?
No, this is the this is the video
This is me when I was 17 years old bro
No that is me look what fuck okay now you know this is a role what games do you play
What games?
Yes.
I play whatever.
I play a lot of TKs.
I try to eat most of our shakes a little bit.
Terrible.
Pete Rank?
I've been playing for a long time.
You've played a long time.
I was late getting into Rocket League.
Oh!
Pete Rank?
Like Black.
Fuck.
Dude, that's me.
That's my rank.
Yeah, yeah, bro.
We should play.
We should play.
So, you're out of season right now, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
again?
I'll play a month or so, but I'll get back in the gym next couple of weeks just by myself.
That's some locked in shit, yeah, no, on any night where you're not doing anything, bro,
just text me.
I'm down, yeah, I'm down.
That'll be fire, bro.
But all right, bro, I'm gonna go chill, but it was nice meeting you, man.
Nice meeting you.
You got a celebration?
Yeah, I got a celebration, but I'm not saying it yet.
I'm not saying it.
Do you have any recommendations?
If you have a recommendation, I can do one.
What's your go-to selling?
I don't celebrate too much, if I hit a three, I'm gonna have a hit one of these.
Kind of like this.
You can't really do that.
Yeah, yeah, it's a little different.
But I'm thinking of some.
This is more a hatchwork you should like.
Yeah, yes. Yeah, yeah, like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, bro. Well, nice meeting you, man.
And see you, bro. Have a good one.
I'll see you.
Dude, he's like seven feet tall. What the fuck?
He's like seven feet tall
But that is insane. I've never met like a NBA player like face-to-face
That is insane. So how old is he? How old is he? He's got to be like 20
25 right tried showing him the Mack MacLung highlights. He knew instantly bro. It was cooked
He mugged you or you looked like a dwarf. Yeah, bro because he's six foot fucking tan
I look like a dwarf because he's six foot ten, bro
He's 19! He's 19 and he's seven foot tall.
Barad!
JJ's over here.
KSI.
I heard you guys are just filming YouTube shorts and not training at all and not taking it serious.
Right there. I was going in between us both.
That was three. That was three. It was just me.
What is this?
Hold on, get it.
It's still up.
Two.
No, he intercepted it.
You can play.
One more.
Let me get one more.
I can do ten, bro.
I can do ten easy.
One, two, three.
Ah!
What? What the hell?
What the hell?
Band over
That's some pussy shit
If I don't do tell you get to punch me my fucking stomach liver shot, okay, sure ten juggles wait Jason
Am I hurt no you got it though? You got ten come on?
You can do ten juggles easy, bro
10 juggles? Let me do that bro. Yeah, let me do that. It might take like two attempts
to get smooth no nine dude I think my record is like huh I was 10 10 yeah what
I think my record is like 36.
Watch out!
15, and I almost hit somebody in the head. Fuck.
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
How you feel, bro?
You look ready, bro. You look locked in.
I was good yesterday, right?
Dude, but why were you eating a burrito in the...
Why are you in the middle of training, bro?
No.
Have I been in it?
No.
What?
Get in line.
Don't test my game, sir.
He just pressed it.
get in line
don't test my game sir
he just pressed you
he just pressed the fuck out of you bro
you bug over there
well i'm right here
the cameraman is going to go across the street
and then we're going to do the challenge
and then we're going to take a penalty
and then we're going to fuck up
I'm hard. I'm hard. You want a game face or like a smile? Game face. I'm hard. Like like like.
Hey! Get in line! Here we go!
So what are we doing?
Everyone line up. 110th, first to the red circle.
Closest to the red circle.
Easy. That's not your body.
What do you mean bro?
10,000 pounds!
10,000 pounds?
That's like 13k USD!
Oh!
Oh God!
What is pound for a million USD?
Fucking hell!
Jesus!
Wait, what is this shoe?
So, get the ball closest to the red circle.
Win 10k pound.
13,000 quid.
13,000 quid.
13,000!
I'm getting on that red thing. I actually could win this. I mean the target is like tiny.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
It's all yours!
No, it's all yours.
It's all yours.
It's all yours.
It's all yours.
It's all yours?
Do we do like a curious pic?
Do a lay, fella.
A little shorty.
What?
Nice.
Done, Bo.
Well done.
Well done.
Oh, no, no, no.
Done, Bo.
Done, Bo.
You did it.
No, no.
Come on, man.
Yeah, ready?
Yeah.
Closest to the Red Circle, Wing!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
All right, Brown.
Who's first?
Zinna!
Zinna, yeah, go Zinna!
Go Zinna!
Go Zinna!
Go Zinna!
Go Zinna!
Go Zinna!
Go Zinna!
Closest to the Red Circle.
Okay, okay, okay.
You glad?
You glad?
You glad?
You glad?
Okay.
You glad?
You glad?
Yeah.
I want to show it.
No, I didn't show it.
No, you didn't show it.
Let's go, Sena!
Sena!
Sena!
Sena!
Sena!
Are you even trying?
No, no.
One fucking try, bro.
That's it.
Oh my God.
Yo, just pass the ball, bro.
Okay.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
Wait, that's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
Toby, top five go to Pence.
Top five go to Pence.
Oh, that's what it is.
Yes, Edges.
All you.
Did you are you left-footed left-footed?
That is the weirdest thing ever in my life.
Yeah, I thought if your brother is left-footed, your left-footed.
Wait, wait!
No, wait, wait!
It's a pass!
Oh, big boy Lacey!
Whoa, whoa, we are big boys.
Just Lacey, just Lacey.
Just Lacey, bro.
Come on, Leigh.
Hold on, Leigh.
That's good, that's good, that's good, that's good!
That's good! Lacey, that's good!
No, I think you're winning.
I don't want to go, but I don't want to go.
I win.
You can go.
Yeah, but Senna, let's be honest.
You weren't winning.
No, no, no.
Why specifically would I win?
Why specifically would I not win?
Because you've never played football in your entire life.
Okay, but if you would have hit first, you would have missed it, too.
Yeah, no hit.
If you're so confident, hit it.
You want me to hit next?
Yes.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh my God.
Oh, he's leaving.
I'm not scared of the guys we meet.
I'm chillin.
I mean a real man would have gone first like I did.
Alright.
You got thrown in there.
Right, but I went at least you know.
I wasn't too scared of it you know.
Wait, that's too much.
Nine.
Way off.
Way off, way off, way off.
Oh, Jixi!
Go next!
Oh, in my next?
No, I think JJ's next.
You want to go, you go, you go, you're coming up.
No, I'll go next, I'll go next, I'll go next, I'll go next.
A tap was running up.
I don't want to mess up explosive.
That was a rare one.
That was a rare one.
Oh
Watch this red dot
Cut cut cut cut cut in my top five
Bro, get in there.
A, B, A, B.
It's not bad.
D, D, L, D, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, B, U, R, A, B.
What are you guys doing?
W, X, Y, Z!
Z?
I think we're set.
Oh, J, P.
I think- yeah.
That's right.
What is that?
Oh, you're going to extra.
I already went, I already went, I already went.
Oh, you got it.
Yeah, I'm up there.
You got to be creative though.
Really?
I'm in the top five, yeah, yeah.
I didn't think you'd go.
I did go.
I swear.
You swear?
And you actually got in the top five?
I'm in top five right now.
But I don't know if I'm going to stay top five.
No, probably not.
Appreciate that.
Oh, oh, oh!
Too much.
Too much.
Nine.
I think you can go higher.
You might actually miss that I'm in top five.
Show me my top five still.
Oh that's holy aura.
That might be first right?
It's by the comb by the comb by the comb.
Hey yo, is he, is he from Vietnam?
I am actually.
You know what the worst part is, you just guessed.
How'd you do bro?
I'm in turn right now.
What?
You got a good one.
I remember.
That's you in the room as well, right?
Yes, yes.
You're just good at everything.
Oh, wait, wait.
You're sold.
You're sold.
All right.
There we go.
Oh, God.
I'm going to get a couple of you guys together.
I'm going to just do this.
Yeah.
Is this it?
What have you done?
Tengen.
That's not his pen.
Oh, I thought it was close, I thought that was 10 rounds of sitting there.
This is gonna be shit.
You're in front of the cone!
There you go. Yeah, that's fair, yeah.
Oh, that's not bad.
Who's top five? Who's top five?
What do you want me to say? Piss off, lad.
It's working again.
Go on AJ.
Oh no, where were you aiming?
What were you aiming at?
AJ, AJ.
I'll keep you still going.
Oh
Holy fucking aura
Well, yeah, I lost I lost
I lost, man. I lost, man.
Oh, sketchy still training, bro.
Is that Kari?
Was Kari in the training today?
Dude, it's so peaceful out here, bro. It's so beautiful.
You know, there is more to life than playing video games, man.
Yeah, maybe not, but I don't know. This is kind of cool.
God, mini-mint is so cool.
Oh, see a sketch.
You got you done training?
You done training?
Are you done training?
No, I'm chilling.
Chilling?
How do you feel, bro?
Why, do you want to take shots?
Yeah, let's do it.
Do body shots.
No, you want to shoot on the net?
No, let's shoot some shots on that.
OK.
You down with that?
Sure.
It's going to be like in-game simulation, you know?
Like, I'm going to shoot from here.
I like to call it role-playing.
Yeah, well, that's no.
Little weird.
What?
That's a football role-playing.
All right, I'm going to do just this shot here, OK?
OK.
Save it.
All right, sketch.
That's the intensity, bro.
Simon, how do you get power on that?
Is that a Rabona?
How do you generate force?
You're so cool, bro.
How do you how do you do that you that's how do you do that?
Dude, this guy doesn't miss this guy. What guarantee
Is it top right? So this is bottom right? No, he's just gonna put it up, right?
Mean has not missed the pen all day I guarantee he missed he has yeah, he does not miss penalty
That's not top right, that's not top right. Yeah, it's not top right
Scouts, where do you want me to shoot?
Where do you want me to shoot?
You know this could happen tomorrow.
This could happen.
Somebody sit on my knee?
I'm not in the top five.
A major part of that evening.
Yeah.
I'm in the top five!
I'm in the top five!
I'm in the top five!
Yeah!
Yes!
I'm in the top five!
Dude, I thought I lost!
Yeah, you're in the top five, man.
Are you in?
Top fucking five?
I'm the only American in here dude yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm telling you our team
is stacked bro who got first Arthur you get first so it's just first one hit
crossbar god damn that that camera looks like 30 grand how much is that camera
10 grand fucking hell top five yeah yeah yeah top five crossbar challenge
Why are you holding the camera, bro?
Why are you holding the fucking camera?
Did you play when you were younger?
Yeah.
Yeah, oh shit. Oh my god, you played American or do you play football in America in college? Wow
Sounds like Tom
Yeah
You're good. Yeah. Yeah, you're good. Don't worry about it
I didn't think I was going to make it to the top five.
Dude, can I win this shit, 10,000 quid?
I didn't think I was going to make it.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, I didn't think I was going to make top five, though.
Dude, I'm getting ganged up on by the Brits here, man.
What are you from in America?
Uh, Tarpon Springs, Florida. It's the roughest...
The Florida man?
No, no, why are you laughing?
Florida man.
You should say Tarpon Springs, like we're going to go, oh, Tarpon Springs, bro.
Shit.
No, look it up. Tarpon Springs, seriously, after the...
You can look it up right now.
I have a gun, but you don't want to.
Tarpon Springs, dude, gunshots every night going to sleep.
Never know where your next meal's coming from.
I got shanked.
Tarpon Springs.
You still live there?
I made it out. I made it out.
You've got like a gunshot thing on you.
Oh my fucking god, the gym.
I made it out.
What do you mean?
That's what they want you to see, bro.
That's what they want you to see.
No, no, no, no.
That's not the bird ice, bro!
This ship was never sweet in Turbun Springs.
It's just, that's what they say to get the tourists in, but I lived in the trenches.
Yeah.
I lived in the trenches, bro.
Yeah.
Is that part of the localities?
Yeah, it's river things.
Yeah, it's river things.
You just got to talk really fast.
No, he got it.
Scrub...
And that, as-s-s-s-s-s, he did it.
Scrub...
Scrub...
Scrub...
Scrub.
Scrub...
Can't get it, he's just standing over there.
Yeah.
And he's just got to do a quick lock and press it.
Scrub...
Yeah, I'll get it.
Scrub...
Scrub...
Right!
There we go, there we go!
Right!
Right!
Right, right!
Right!
Right!
Intro!
Right, right.
There we go, there we go, there we go.
The passing rips the crossbar in the least attempt!
Ooh.
At least the camps.
I don't want to go first.
Everyone that isn't taking stand over there.
You want me to go first?
From there.
I imagine the first shot at just crossbar.
So, let's go right now.
Close, close, close, close.
You want to see? You want to see something better?
I don't know.
I'll let you out, mate. I'll let you out, mate.
Ow!
We cut to that.
You see?
Miss you, buddy. It's hot here.
All right. Here we go.
Boom!
Follow that.
He's just out of his pants.
No, no, my god!
Staying light, you know.
Right in the lamp.
Watch I get for this?
Yeah.
10,000.
10 grand on camera.
Two grand left.
No, you got 10 grand.
Too much.
My was close, my was close, yeah.
You're doing it in MIM!
Yep, I'm going to double my net worth for the 20 trainers.
Oh, yeah.
That's why you don't use trainers, bro.
He doesn't want it.
My 30 boots, I've given them in already.
You turned your boots?
I didn't know what you were doing.
They take the one, they take the one.
I'm so sorry I'm taking myself.
Please miss.
I don't want to lose them.
It's to not give away any money.
Ooh, yeah, good point.
Please miss.
Hi, loser.
Oh, stinky, stinky.
Back in the circle.
It's karma.
Cool calm connected.
Cool, calm, collected.
Ah!
Now to see if you all are missed.
Yeah, someone's going to hit it, that's all right, someone's going to hit it.
Now we call it, we call it.
Second ball, there's a girl and a kid over there.
Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah, yeah, of course
Top of the wings
Care about your country
If there was ever a moment of flat chat flashes now.
Nice and light, same light.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Come on. 10,000.
Take your shoes off on something and you can't lose it.
No, no. Keep them on. Keep them on. Arthur, you got this, Arthur.
I'm not going to get any higher with those things.
If he does it in them, it's worth it.
Yes.
It's all down to you.
No, we can't lose this.
I need Toby to mess with me.
Oh no.
His first shot was good.
Don't get nervous, Toby.
He's gonna do it. He's making these moments.
Don't think about missing.
No.
Yes!
An American one!
Yes! Four Englishmen!
Four!
Yes!
Some Americans can play football.
football some Americans give my football yeah by the way no one from the
other team is in the top five
10,000 pounds?
How do you get this thing off?
I think I got it
What is that?
You guys do filming all the time huh?
Yeah, single shot of you
Like the top five
Okay, okay
Yeah, Tarbon Springs, yeah, thank you Rob.
Dude, if you ever go to America, Florida, not Florida, if you ever go to Florida, just
stay out of Tarbon Springs.
If you do, just check in with me first.
Let me know what car you're in and stuff so I can just take care of you guys.
Oh yeah, you're bound to the streets there, yeah?
Yes, it is rough.
Tarbon Springs isn't that easy.
Dude I won! What? What?
Dude, there's no way I actually won.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Read it. Probably put my phone away. Sorry.
Is that okay?
Yeah, and when I go up, you just make the whatever face you want.
Three, two.
Good?
3, 2, 1, I'll play, thank you bro.
Yes sir, thank you bro.
Dude, I won, I won.
They said an American wouldn't win this.
They said an American wouldn't win this.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, thank you, thank you, yes, thank you.
You know, they said Americans couldn't play football,
but an American just won a challenge
out of 25 fucking people, bro.
Look at, 10,000 pound, holy shi-
Simon, I won the challenge, bro!
To you?
That's bad.
It's gotta be more accurate.
Simon, let me see!
Holy fuck.
I guarantee you, Mini Mentor has a big penis, bro.
I guarantee it.
He's tall and skinny and cool.
I really wish he was on my team this time.
You're so cool, bro.
Okay.
Okay, well, I'm gonna come over here.
Make sure I got my bag and stuff.
Dude, I won the challenge, man.
Football's coming home.
All right, bro.
Well, chat.
want to challenge you know one American verse four Brits we want to challenge
right there bro chat I'm gonna wrap up the stream here I will see you guys
tomorrow in Wembley Stadium 90,000 people I can't guarantee a goal but I can
guarantee I will try my absolute best I love y'all and I'll see you tomorrow
hopefully just get one goal
you