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I ain't get it all the way, I ain't get it all no switcher
I will-
No, no, no, no, no, fuck that shit.
From the top.
I'm back home, chat, chat, y'all were scared, y'all were scared I wasn't going to go live,
huh?
I was reading the chats, no, no, no, no, no, I was reading the chats, y'all were scared
I wasn't going to go live, chat, 10 hour flight, we're still streaming, have not slept
the way
I ain't even given no kisses
Can't even post on my Instagram
Could eat pussy, nigga be snitchin'
Everybody had their suspicions
Might probably say that I'm trippin'
When I'm all alone in my jail
Said I tend to get in my feelings
And all the smoke is dead life
Don't pass me no mids
They don't smoke all night
Ain't no way that's the only thing that gon' hit it
I don't understand you women
Who go around pretending
As if they would fuck with me
It's bugging me so I love them all
I'm like this to the same bitch
They keep on arriving when I'm home
What you reckon?
Got my ring missed with broke?
Hi guys
I literally will punch you square in the face
Unmute the song!
I wake up in the morning
I have a word on my mind
Take it for a spin
I can't handle this.
I'm a naughty person,
Hey, I'm trying to knock me off my mind.
But I can't handle going,
I got murder all my life.
I'm a madman.
Hi, Fies!
Enough with the bullshit!
I got murder on my mind.
I got murder on my mind.
I got murder on my mind.
I got murder on my mind, I got murder on my mind
Yellow tape around his body, it's a fucking homicide
In his face, it's on his Easter, and he's bandaged from his thighs
I didn't even think that you would imagine it called me by surprise
I reloaded my pistol, cocked him back, he stabbed it twice
His body dropped out to the floor, and he had to drop his eyes
He bled in my hands and said he was afraid to die
I told him this to a mate's ready time, they say you lie
And he died inside my arms, blood on my shirt
Woke up in the morning and I got murder on my m-
Do I look like I want to be fucked up?
Who is it you think you're talking to right now?
Do you know how much I make it weird?
I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
No, clearly you don't understand what you're talking to, so let me clue you in.
I am not a human danger, Skyrim.
I am the danger.
A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?
No, I am the one who knocks.
Chad I was watching, breaking bad on the plane.
Guys, 10 hour flight.
10 hour flight.
Chad, I have not slept in absolute weight.
I'm on one HP right now, Chad.
Twenty twenty four.
Jig see would have just said, nah, I streamed yesterday, man.
I just got off a 10 hour flight.
I'm going to go to sleep.
But that guy was a pussy.
High-fives, Calvin.
Yo, hi, guys.
What is up, bro?
I'm back in Florida.
You're up there.
Good, bro.
Welcome back.
No, no, no, no, no.
What did you call me?
No, no, no. How did you answer the phone?
The big pap.
What's going on?
What is the big pap? What is that? I've asked, clue me in.
That's you.
It's like a peppermint nipples. Listen.
So we had one... No, no, no. We had one day of peace.
We had one day of an alliance.
One day of peace... No!
One day of peace!
I scored a goal in England.
That's the only love I get from you this year.
Yes. What I was gonna say...
Fuck!
I was gonna, I was actually, I was gonna touch on that topic.
Um, Mudd's, let's remove the Holsememotes.
We're back to normal now.
No, no, no!
What is this dictatorship?!
What is this?!
Alright. Are you done?
Are you done talking?
Daddy's talking.
You understand me?
So, what we're gonna do, we're removing the Holsememotes,
we're moving the Holsem chatters.
Anyone wants to be positive?
Banner. Sure enough.
Karma.
You don't even deserve to be in the channel.
So, you're banning positivity in the chat
and moderating negativity.
You gave me one day of a peace form.
One day of peace.
Are you dead ass?
I just got off a 10 hour flight on jet lag.
Just fuck.
What the fuck?
No. Let me just see how many fucks I give. Um, none. Yeah. Fuck you.
You know what? Let me put the pepperoni nips away. Chahangidom, bro. Chat, we are back
from England, bro. Back inside of Florida. I'm inside of you. We are back from England.
Now, the highlights are out!
The actual highlights!
And I'm waiting to watch this shit with y'all!
I have mine put up inside of the link.
Check!
The highlights are out!
First things first, and we got a new 1v1 mode in Rainbow 6-7!
Ah!
Alright, I'm 30 years old, that bullshit right there
is completely and totally unacceptable.
If I ever do some stupid shit like that again,
slap me across the face.
I just hit a 6-7 and we're damn near halfway through 2026.
Slap me in the fucking face.
Get ass, bro.
Beat the fuck out of me.
Beat the fuck out of me.
Beat the shit out of me, bro.
Beat my little asshole.
Not the last part, maybe.
Chat, let's go.
The highlights are here.
No, no, no.
Not that bullshit we watched yesterday.
The actual highlights, brother, I almost sneezed.
Chad, have you guys ever sneezed, farted,
and shit yourself at the exact same time?
Type of one in the chat if you've ever sneezed,
farted, and shit yourself at the exact same time.
Yes, you can fart and shit at the same time.
It's called a sharp do your research.
Now, Chad, listen, brothers, listen, brothers.
We're back to the, Chad, we're back to the,
We're back to the normal streams.
Guys, this week we did a bunch of short streams.
There was a bunch of reasons for that.
I was training.
I wanted to do some IRL streams,
but also I had like an Airbnb
that was like really far away from where I was staying.
So it was like hard to like drive in the stream.
But we're gonna be back to doing longer fucking streams.
I don't know how long about it.
It seemed worth it.
I was like,
We don't even have a friend.
Show me your eyes and we'll have a spare.
Brain is moving fast on my house.
I don't know how long I'm gonna stream for tonight.
We're live late and no, no, no, no, no, no.
I saw motherfuckers typing late.
I saw absolute idiots typing late in here.
Hey buddy, I just got off a 10 hour flight,
fucking drove right to my house
and took a shower and started streaming.
What do you want me to do shave off ten minutes and not shower and have my ball sweat already over my disgusting sweaty chair
Did you just see my print
No, no be dead ass. Did y'all just see my nut sack?
Now we're good. Yes. Fuck general y'all not to my nuts part-time streamer imagine being late
Brandon Brandon Brandon. Do you speak English Brandon brain cells brain cells use them?
Brandon, I'm not late. I went live at the earliest possible time window. I had a 10 hour flight
Brandon, I'll slap the dog shit out of you Brandon
MGTA of course
Brandon, I'll slap the fucking shit out of you Brandon
Don't ever type that shit again
MGTA. I'm not late buddy. I had a 10 hour flight shut the fuck up
Hivemind. What's up, bro?
Chad, I'll be ready for the reaction, bro.
I'll be ready for the reaction.
Your latest fuck.
Does anybody in the chat speak English?
Guys, I know I'm late.
I couldn't do anything about it.
Yo, guys, when I have a 10-hour flight from London to England, and then I have a fucking
40-minute drive, what do you want me to do, bro?
No, no, no, no.
What do you want me to do?
We're London to Tampa.
I can't even say my words.
Chad, what do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do?
You guys want me to teleport?
You want me to teleport so I can be on time?
No, no, what do you want me to do?
Shut up.
This is early for you.
London to England.
Yeah, yeah, London to England, yeah.
I messed up a sentence.
Yeah, bro, I'm jet lagged.
Speed up the plane.
Tell the pilot to speed up.
Are you fucking serious?
Hey, Ventus, if I did that,
I would get tackled by a six foot five tall security guard.
You want me to run into the pilot's cabin and tell him to speed it up?
How fa- he can't go any faster, bro. You want to get in a NASA rocket so I can make stream time?
Bro, this is the first time I've been late all year!
Come me some slack! Fuck!
Now, chat, without further ado, we have the actual legitimate highlight.
This is what- what-
What the fuck is this?
What's happening?
What the fuck?
Did anybody see that?
I'm clicking it.
What is that?
Press F?
High Fives.
Mod High Fives.
Mod High Fives.
Mods Mod High Fives again.
Mods Mod High Fives again.
How do you know that High Fives?
High Fives, how do you even know that?
Ladies and gentlemen, without further
ado, the official
Sidemen Charity Match 2026
Highlights.
No, I'm not dragging it, but we'll get to
that at the end of the video because we have a new
award to drag.
You thought I was dragging 2023 Gamer of the Year?
You haven't seen shit yet.
You thought I was dragging 2023 Gamer of the Year?
You have not seen shit.
I'm going to drag.
Guys, I don't have the trophy with me by the way.
So guys, I dropped off the trophy with the hotel that I was staying in and they're gonna
ship it to me because I didn't want to bring it on the plane because I didn't want somebody
to break it.
The two things I'm doing now that I'm back home in Florida, I need to frame that jersey.
I'm never wearing that jersey.
I'm framing it and putting it right on the fucking back wall right here.
You guys see that wall?
That is the proudest day of my life, bro.
wall right there the jersey is going right there in a frame and the man of the match is going right
here the man of the match is going right here where this chest is that's what's happening i'm
framing all that shit i might even get a light up fucking led thing for the jersey i'm not even
kidding wallahi that's what i'm doing i'm framing the jersey framing the trophy i'm dragging that
a war for the rest of my life. I was gonna drag 2023 Gamer. Hi guys, Colin. Yo, hi guys, what is up, bro?
Great. This is perfect because now, no, no, no, that's great. Hang up,
Hi guys. Hang up because you're a coward. Watch this, Chad. Now we can talk about this.
Now we can talk about this. Wait where is it at? It's on tiktok. Jesus Christ.
Hold up. We can talk about this. No, no, no, let's talk about it. No, high-fives won't
talk shit. High-fives won't talk shit. No, no, let's do, high-fives won't talk shit.
Bet. High-fives won't talk shit. Let's do this. No, no, no, high-fives, let's do it.
High five let's do it let's go let's go let's go let's go
This is me bro right in your chat
all the way from tarpon springs, the little boy from tarpon springs, we made it out bro, chat we
made it out of tarpon springs, we made it out of tarpon springs bro, I love this picture chat, guys
this might be the coolest picture there is of me on the internet
I'm not gonna lie that guy looks more like hi-bys than he looks like me but
besides the point brother we made it all the way from tarpon Springs to here
bro so literally here bro we made it what that is so sick oh chapter so much
stuff that I didn't even see it's so crazy me and jinx you became mad at a
match. Brother, I've never seen this man a day in my life. I have never seen this man
a day in my life. Who is that? Who the fuck is that? No, this is the one. This one hits
hard, bro. First time I've seen this image, I almost cry, dude. First time I saw, oh,
No, oh, no.
Chad, next year, bro.
This year, we scored a goal.
Next year, I'm scoring a hat trick, and I'm winning the game.
If I don't score a hat trick and win the game,
I am literally a fucking pussy.
I'm going to try to score a hat trick and win the game.
Hivemind, what is up?
Hivemind, what is up, bro?
Whoa. QT Cinderella dropped a trailer announcing this year's 2026 Dreamer Awards, which will
take place November 12. Wait, they're doing it earlier this year. It's normally in December,
November 12. So 11 minus four, we're in the fourth month, but it's at the end of the fourth
month called it like six and a half months called it like no no no no no six no no i'm done i'm 30
bro i am 30 all right i'm not 30 but brother no no chat no no don't don't chat no it's done it's
Stop
Okay
Without further ado
2026 streamer awards announcements
Chat lock
Bro, hopefully for the streamer awards this year, they do new categories
Lastly, they did new categories and it was cinema. They should add like one new category every year, bro
I'm not gonna lie, bro. The extreme rewards is peak even though it is cringe
Because it's cringe. It's kind of just peak. I don't know how to explain
I am in here. I am in here chat
Dude they didn't show the gift bro
Chat y'all know the gift
That should be a emo high-fives. Do y'all know the gift check out of the gift
That's what that gift is from that should be a emo Gucci that should be emo
2021 first one ever
Here, this is like, beautiful together.
November 12th, 2026.
Bro, can they do it in like, Florida?
So I actually go?
Bro, I never been chat.
I mean, I guess I could go to the,
I guess I can go to California,
but Chad I like getting on a plane.
Bro, planes are scary.
Bro, Chad, there was a time
when I thought the plane was gonna crash today,
but that's every time I get on a plane, bro.
Bro, that's every time I get on a plane, Chad.
They always do it in California.
You're a pussy.
Drive, that's like a 40 hour drive.
Bro, planes are scary.
Planes are scary, bro.
Planes are scary.
You know what I'm saying?
Watch Fat's video, brothers. Dude. There is so much shit happening. Bro Chat, when I was in England, apparently Muda got banned on Seed.
Like, there's so much stuff to react to tonight. Lock in.
First thing first! We have the absolute highlights! Here we go!
Niko's gonna have kickoff.
Now, apparently, Niko's goal was on.
Drink it in for you.
Apparently it's called a doze.
10 years later, from Samaritan to Wembley.
That's where we're on the street.
We're doing it all over again, baby.
Look at the stadium, bro.
I mean, the Sidemen is absolute legends.
Like, it's actually insane.
I don't even think they realize
how much of legends they are, bro.
Who else is doing this?
Like, brother, they raised 6.2 million pounds.
Not dollars, because pounds are actually worth
more than dollars.
Fun fact, I learned that this week.
They raised 6.2 million pounds for charity.
6.2 million pounds.
And everybody on this field, YouTuber, streamer,
everyone had the time of their life, bro.
Everyone just has an amazing experience.
And it raised money for charity.
Brother, I genuinely believe this event
is just gonna keep getting bigger and bigger, bro.
It's insane.
They sell it out in like 10 minutes every time.
Nico's gonna get us underway here for the Sidemen and we are live.
Here it is, here it is, the sketch entry.
Don't mind that through ball from Joshua Tool, they're looking for-
Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, we need more composure.
Danny, I love you bro.
Don't mind that through ball from Joshua Tool-
This is a hospital ball.
This is a fucking hospital ball.
Oh, they're looking for...
That's foolish.
Danny, what is that?
Danny, nine.
He's got a chance here. Well mopped up, though.
Oh, I thought Sketch was injured here.
He might have taken one in the face there, Sketch.
Not the start you're looking for.
No, it's all...
Ooh.
Brilliant throwball.
My goat.
Dude, I was on the bench, bro.
I thought Sketch was actually gonna have like a brutal injury,
but he was good. He's a trooper.
He's a trooper.
Is he okay?
He's lost his mic as well.
Still got his necklace, though. That's what's important.
Some people wish I had.
I think you might have actually taken a knee to the face there.
God, that looks painful.
God, this is gross.
Now, let's analyze.
Sketch approach this like a professional.
Sketch approach this like a professional.
Demanding in the box slides into the ball.
No chances, no room for error.
Mr. Who's the boss?
Probably should have dodged it probably a second earlier.
Yes.
But it's unlucky, really.
Mr. Who's the boss?
What was he looking at?
He looks like he's about to take his fucking head off.
Yes.
oh my god sketch is actually a beast it was sketches had made of titanium how
is that not at least a concussion my god that is a me full sprinting into your
face oh sketch is a tank bro you don't need that
thanks you more company coming up look sketch it's okay it might have tough
Look at that, that's my goat. That's my goat! That's my goat! That's my goat!
He loves it. He says, do it again, but how does?
Yeah, this ref was so cool. This middle guy. This ref was so cool.
He says, do it again, but how does?
They learn from their players. It's Karim and Artie. He runs down this right side.
There's even a late one on in there.
There, Reskenu-
Barra!
Bro, did all of the players this year, like, study flopping?
L-I mean, come on, what is this?
Kerry, come on!
See, runs down his run.
Now tell you what, Kerry can shoot.
Kerry- Kerry can shoot.
His dribbling is okay.
So I did you a late one on in there.
What is that, Slop?
Reskenu, pull it up for foul.
Barra!
Really?
People think ditches were in the number zero.
That was actually a draw in of him.
I thought somebody was going to get into there. I thought somebody was going to get into a
right here. I mean, you don't need Joe Weller for the WWE moves because Deji's carried on
where he left off dominating things. But I've got to see a yellow card mark. Surely. You
can't pick people up and slam them. I mean, maybe you can. Maybe you can. There's bloody
Americans coming over here, throwing themselves at Deji.
Okay, now we're going to watch the replay and we're going to analyze this.
Calm down, the flag is up.
Don't waste your celebration.
Does he know?
His nickname is off.
He did the whole celebrate.
and FIFA. You know in FIFA when you're off sides for nine seconds they wait till you
score, jump into the fans, spin around, fucking backflip back onto the field, run over, fucking
take off your jersey, put it up to the crowd and then the ref's like, that's what happens
every time. I mean it must have been, it looks so, all right, we're in the other half, there's
no way. Ref didn't blow the whistle I don't think which might have been what confused
Nico. We do have new technology this year. So the refs are on separate pages? Yes, on
field reviews are a thing. Mark can choose to use it. Mark Catterberg at his disposal.
But I think that was a clear cut decision Steven. Yeah, it looked miles offside. We're
We don't need to review the stream.
We don't get the review?
VAS!
Watch out, let's do the Jinx EVO.
Jinx EVO!
Throwing themselves at Deadji.
Here comes Harry!
From that angle it looks like off-sides.
because you have to keep in mind Niko's pace is like 28 but his finishing is like
95 brother from that you'll be a look saw but apparently was on apparently the
lines been said after the game it was on
Oh, f**k, I'm fridently floating this.
Here we go.
Alright, first goal to the game.
Get it into Simon G!
Postman.
Alright, just the postman, bro.
Always delivers!
Oh, he's got that candy!
Always delivers!
You put a ball like that in for angry G and he says,
Gobble, Gobble!
The postman always delivers.
It's a great goal.
It's very Arsenal.
It's very Gavril.
What? Jason's gonna tear somebody's ACL.
But it's James to get this one brilliantly floating ball in and I said the ginger says Marlon battle and set pieces could take this
I'm not sure Marlon was in they've not been bought by gun yet, I think
But easy for James that in the end one meal to the old stars should be well
That do all get the jungle is the king of the corners. Look at this. Just pulls it look at this
It's... it's savable.
Oh, what the heck?
You have none, let alone two.
Right, every time I skip, it just...
I just miss everything.
Fuck!
Every time I skip, I miss the whole clip.
Fuck!
Big world by Tobi.
Can he find someone in the box?
Oh!
It's a scramble!
Nico will get that.
It's still on.
Yeah, Nico's player profile is like 92 finishing,
94 physicality,
and then like 8 pace.
It's like a, it's like a giraffe.
Who can he find here?
But he's actually class.
Toby's with him.
Have a shot.
Now Toby's just disgusting.
But I mind it.
What? I saved my sketch!
Oh, I saved!
Hello!
Once again? Holy fuck!
That's light work for a kitty part of sketchy's caliber.
You think last year, that's probably-
God, I'm so glad we're watching the highlights now.
Dude, the video we watched last night was shit.
It didn't show any of this.
That's probably a good-
Showed the goal instantly and then replayed it five times and called it highlights
It's not a highlight buddy, that's you being lazy
I'm telling you, look at this
It's save a ball, it's not in the corner, sure
The sketch's still out to do the hard work, which he did
The sketch has a unique goalkeeping style
The only person who punches Northern in is Danny Harris
I don't get that one, I don't get that one
It's getting bad to me
He's gonna deliver this one, no, it's Toby!
Oh my gosh! Oh my word! That is outrageous. We know he loves the outside of the boot, but it's just scored with it!
Toby is fucking disgusting.
Chat, it's time, bro. No, I'm done. It's time. Let's have this debate, bro.
Toby or Saka? Who are you starting? Chat, no, let's do it. Toby or Saka? Who are you starting?
I'm starting Toby. I'm sorry. I have not passed 49 times. Shut the fuck up
Yeah, I'm starting Toby, bro Cindy is soccer doing this. Let's be honest deliver this one. No, it's Toby
My word that is outrageous. We know he loves the outside of the boot, but he's just scored with it
One all he has done it's a perfection
I mean, we did, we said, sketch was having a good game.
There's nothing he could do about that.
Well, he loved it.
Yeah, you can't blame sketch.
I'll have a look back.
I mean, it's a story.
You can think of it.
Everyone thought Chris was going to deliver it, but it's an outside the boot.
But it has actually got something because sketch and X as keepers, it's just so peak
because it's completely opposite dynamics.
Sketch has natural coordination.
He's played sports before, but he's short and I'm not going to lie, he does have a
beer gut, so he's a little slow on his feet.
But Sketch has natural hand-eye coordination.
XQC on the other hand.
Tall, lanky, kind of just looks like Vandersar, honestly.
He looks like Vandersar, but has absolutely zero natural ability.
Zero.
So it's like kind of peak because it's just oil and water.
It's just completely opposite.
That's brilliant.
To be fair, it's got the loft on it and it is, you know.
And it keeps on getting so much better.
It's always going to struggle with that.
Practice makes perfect.
It's outrageous.
Now, Jack, do you all think X is saving that?
No.
But it's kind of meant for X's build because X has more height on it.
Chad, is X saving that?
I have not paused 53 times.
I will end this goddamn broadcast!
Shut the fuck up!
I think X might be saving him, I'm not even kidding.
It's perfect, he's outrageous.
He was on his line.
There's certain saves that are easier for sketch,
that are harder for X.
Like the low ones are easier for sketch.
Because X is so lanky.
Like X is tall.
X actually looks like Edwin van der Sar.
If Edwin van der Sar never touched a football
for 25 years and came out onto the bench.
Literally, he looks just like a breakaway now.
I say, man, hold on, what you got?
Also, just what a pass by Chris
and what a left footed finish by Marvin.
Completely composed in front of the net.
There's nine, he's absolutely nailed it.
Yeah, here's a breakaway.
Just up by now for perfect ball from Chris as usual.
Chris is so handsome.
All right, man, hold on, what you got?
weak foot slotted.
There it is!
He scored!
And that's why they need him on the pitch.
Marlon played really well defensively and offensively.
Like, he won us the ball many times.
He won a lot of 50-50s.
And he also just created a lot of plays and he wasn't like selfish.
Like he was passing.
He was actually a good teammate.
Not even a massively over the top position with the ball.
Because it's just doing what he expected.
Straight on and straight in the goals.
foot slot 2-1 to the sidemen. I still haven't even came on yet. I haven't seen the Swedish
put something together so well since I went to Ikea. Yeah they need Stephen tries to
commentate every match for the next 20 years. I mean who's that celebrating with one of
his ex-phase partners I think but Chris MD with the beautiful also outside the water
I see it's by the way, it's not 2v0xc here.
They pulled out Andrew Ginge, saw the space, and that's something that practice that is, that is Jack Joseph football.
Leave another person in.
Jack Joseph football!
Jack Joseph didn't teach us shit about the game!
Been having a lot of one-on-one sessions Marlon, not too, uh...
I wish it was a B.
We lost!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Jack Joseph football on my ass!
The skills he already had.
You can teach us Jack SHIT!
You might have some level this land, as you can see.
Left footed strut, I think he's right, Bruce.
Oh, Simon's got a chance here. Harry's playing him in. He's one-on-one with the keeper.
He's going to stay in front of Harry, is he? No!
Well, the candid.
Great, chuck him back.
And he's still a chance here.
With a shot off. Oh, hello. Big chance!
With the Italian.
Batch. Batch, batch, batch.
With a shot off. Oh, hello.
He has so much time here.
Instead of taking an off-balance left foot, he could pass the squeezy because Roda Charles is committing.
Roderchild's gas he just sprinted back so Roderchild's gas adapts out of the plate for like three seconds
He could honestly just walk this into the net
Big John that was forced if it's anywhere on
Target not Alex. That's it
Italian Batch
Roderchild was gas
I must get a goal at Wembley tonight by XQC
Bro Batch played good too though
Too many shirts there with red for Marlon's not giving up on it
Big star! Big star, son! I was sad!
See what I mean, though? Like, Marvin was not selfish at all.
Like, Martin was such a good teammate.
The Reds with Marlon wins the ball on a 50.
He's not giving up on it.
Big...
Immediately passes to Vic.
Like, Martin was such a good teammate, that ass.
Big star! Big star, son! I was sad!
Shit!
Shai-san.
That is unbelievable.
And where else are you gonna see?
Big star, one, two, three.
One-on-one against Sketch.
That is the Sidemen charity match personified.
Okay, but AB had the greatest redemption ever.
AB!
Bro, AB's goal was the second best goal of the game behind Toveys.
I'm not even kidding.
I mean, your all of this was fucking very-
AB's goal was fucking very-
That is- it's absolutely shameful.
It doesn't matter how much you go to the gym. You can't work out your way through having absolutely no tech
That's what it bro that it's just panic you can't blame him though
It's so easy to panic in this environment, bro. If he takes a touchy scoring is stinky so much time
He's known for his catchphrase yo family. Yo family won't want to speak to you after that
Jason the Wean, good pace.
Oh, he's got a few touches here.
He's not shy of a bit of bravery up against Tony.
All right, so what the fuck was this?
What the fuck?
By the way, Chad, this turned in to Jason the Wean's penalty.
Let me say this one more time.
This turned in to Jason the Wean's penalty.
He's got a few touches here.
He's not shy of-
What the fuck?
Like, what the fuck is this?
this turned into his pen!
a bit of bravery here, I'm against Toby
oh come on you don't need to do that mate
you should do it well
sorry, stand up
and then look at the flop
no no no no no no no
this shit pissed me off
this shit pissed me off
into the gym
bro has he been studying film bro?
a thousand, you know what it is?
he's been watching Madrid bro
he's been watching Madrid
oh, classic Madrid flop
there you go, seriously
Trotzenberg is he actually giving a pen?
No?
Six or one half a dozen of the other.
Hey, we're gonna see it.
The on-field review will be used for the first time.
I think it's a good idea.
BASURA!
How's that a pen?
How?
I can keep the pen.
I'll share it in Mark.
Have a bit about it.
Brother, he tackled my goat Toby.
It doesn't look good.
It doesn't look good.
You got to reverse it.
I bet you right here Toby was just like, you know what, just, just gave him the fucking
pen.
I bet you right here, Toby was just like, you know what, just gave him the fucking pen.
What? What's going on?
Ah, is it Menevi's words?
How is he not...
Dude, by the way bro, if you bet on this game,
me whole.
Rest in peace.
Brother.
I mean, that might have been the sweat of a lifetime.
Like, like betting on, like, it's just, there's a goal every two minutes and the,
The calls were questionable.
You're welcome.
This is a questionable call.
But who...
Jason Lee against XQ...
Now Jason, please.
Prime Bart, please.
Anything besides the middle.
Anything besides the middle with any velocity.
Here we go.
Hits it with his toe, which had to have hurt.
What is this for?
He actually toe-balled it?
but it was a beautiful pen and XQC with maybe the best save I've ever seen from
X I was so proud of X in this game X played him brother X is safe percentage
was 51% show some love to X bro next time he goes live his safe percentage was
51% last match it was not 51 it might have been like 20 brother he too X to
safe percentage. And we're not gonna play the next five seconds. So XQC gets the best
save of his life and then does this right after. Look at the time step. So that was
gonna be an easy go. XQC says nay. I think that's actually a great save and I'll tell
What is it? That's karma because I never should have been a pain. Let's be honest. Look at him
You got in the so X gets the best save of his life going ahead. That's actually not a bad thing
Hey, well, not an awful penny, but excuse me. It was real name is Felix
What the highlight doesn't show you is him punting the ball directly to Simon
And there has been a goal we've missed it watching the replay back
But the penalty was saved but there has been a go. We need to see a replay. What's happened there, then?
XQC is the only motherfucker in planet Earth. I don't have 98 pauses. Yo, bro, I'm gonna freak out.
I'll stop and start this video as much as I want.
This is the best day of my life. Let me enjoy this. Fuck!
We're having fun right now!
Now, we're having fun, so you're gonna cheer up
and stop fucking complaining.
So Simon has scored.
After I'm done with this video,
I'm never watching this again.
Let me enjoy this.
Let me enjoy this, bro.
Is it a distribution from the?
Mini-minters scored, bro, and a bear shits in the woods.
I mean, he scored every match, bro.
He's just radiating aura from his penis.
That's what he said.
Bora literally comes out of this guy's cock.
Uh, and there's your problem.
Okay, so XQC gets the best save of his life.
What did he say?
Uh, and there's your problem.
You didn't try that one, did you?
Oh my God.
I can't believe I can't believe it.
Then the shot goes right into him and doesn't save.
It's just giving him all the praise for a really good penalty save.
That shot did have some fucking power on it though, my god.
It's actually a very saveable area.
He does make some.
But XQC has let it through his legs too soon.
This is proper charity match stuff now, uh.
He's getting some good game for me.
Yeah, he's having a lot of work to do.
Should he get MLM again?
Of course he could.
He's prepared to do it.
Just even look at the way Chris takes touches too.
This guy is a true baller.
Yeah, look at how open Chris is when he receives his touch.
He's having a lot of work to do.
Pretty.
So, first off, Chris is scanning.
Like, I could actually watch Chris play football all day.
I might start jerking off to this.
Watch how Chris plays football.
At least.
He scans.
He's having a lot of work to do.
Checks his left, checks his right.
Sees he has space to turn.
Like, actually watch this.
Could he get MLM again?
And then look at the turn.
brother he turns open like I could actually jerk off to watching Chris play
football do you guys see this you guys keep counting the puzzles but that's how
you play football he's scanning like and turning off his skin he might want
himself now chat this was I'm not gonna lie chat this was 200 IQ Jinxy this is
to what I like here. Ginges everywhere, you know. This could be a problem.
We're about to win.
Sketch, I have a couple of tricks up my sleeve, buddy. Sketch, I have a couple of tricks up my sleeve.
Oh, Ginges everywhere.
This could be a problem. We're about to win.
We're about to win. You donkey.
Absolutely cursed sketch there, by the way.
Singing his praises. There's that goatee.
Chris, are you coming that way?
Okay, Chris. That was for you.
Oh, Chris is so good at football. Just, even the simple shit, like, just watching that was so sexy.
Theo Baker, where is he?
Hang on. It's Simon Frongar!
He's been the assist of the century!
Wait, didn't this turn into a miss?
Surely he's gone!
Okay, so Simon should have just passed it right here.
Why didn't Simon just pass it here? J.J. had space.
Oh, does he square through his friends?
Ah, so...
Simon should have passed earlier, no?
I guess JJ was tired
He wanted to pass the JJ you can tell JJ's not really gotten self-available
Babe away Simon. You've got to finish better than that
Janssen
Lovely go it is jinxing
The sessions have been way worth it. Yes, I get jinxed touch words
Chalm gonna be honest bro like off cameras, bro. I'm gonna
I'm gonna beat my dick to this bro.
I legitimately am gonna jerk off to this shit.
No, like I'm 100% going to choke my chicken to this bro.
I haven't even had a chance bro,
cause I've just been in a plane all day.
And if I do that on a plane, I'll get arrested bro.
I'm going to, I haven't choked my chicken in a week bro.
Like because I was in a hotel and I don't wanna,
beside the point Jesus, listen bro,
I'm gonna I'm gonna beat my shit to this. I'm not even kidding. Like I'm 100% goon into this
1000% goon into this brown six-hooks grass
One me know one million percent I'm going into this shit look what it means to him
He was falling over his own feet this time last year today those same thing that's that I thought this celebration was gonna show
Um, or no, okay, so I didn't know that this was the celebration thing
I thought this was for your intro. I thought this was my intro. I was doing the Sun. I was doing the Sun. I
Thought this is gonna be my intro those same feet score at Wembley. It's a lovely little girl
It's just a happy I am right here, bro to the side red and the old cells are in trouble
No disappointment in the goals front six goals already not even a half time here
But certainly the sidemen will be the happier the two camps
Okay, so I send the thick of it during half-time last year, but if we hit our donation bill
We promise that won't happen again. I want to turn batch. We're just good
That was good, bro, our batch was a good player
Every year bro, there's always sleepers that's just shocking but it bats was so good Italian batch
And it's a score
And that's a huge goal for this game, look at this, Terno, the Cry of Ternere.
What a turner.
It's a warning, he is a very talented player with huge calves, I call him Snack Greelish.
Look at this.
This guy's a girl.
Lovely replay, pop in the shot.
Snack Greelish.
It's time to touch and finish, easy, this is light work for you.
There you go, there's the touch, there's the finish.
Honestly, you can set your watch by him, it's mini.
That chart by Simon was so sexy.
Minter.
It's a game of Simon says,
and Simon says it's time to score.
Four apiece, and if you're the Simon,
the last thing you want to do is give...
Simon is just so talented and cool.
If the All-Stars, Simon, they're paying the price.
Look at the competitive table.
That's so cool.
He knows where to be, he hugs that line,
He's on side, definitely on side, and it's just already written at this point, touch finish, easy work.
Oh, the chop was so nice.
Get balled, was that Max Foshe who played him in?
He thinks I'm really well worth.
The chop was so nice.
Controlled as well.
My god.
Now father, Simon.
Oh, it was tempting a batch turn, we'll call it now.
It was used to be called the core turn.
Just can't just...
what the fuck oh yeah this this feels you know at the last time is this these
are previous did they like rehearse this how did this happen
What the- how the- did the ref know?
Chad did the ref know?
What do you guys think?
No it is not AI!
That is not AI!
It was a lighter?
That is magic!
Literally!
How does he do it?
That's amazing, his guess is-
I think the ref rehearsed it though, bro, because like Jason didn't get a yellow card for tackling Toby
But it's not going to get a yellow card for tackling Marvin
And he's playing with the Sunshade, Danny Aaron Sagan
Go Danny! Go Danny!
Go Danny!
Danny! Yeah!
What a boy! You love to see it!
Danny's mother and father in the crowd
Everybody was hitting the knee slide this game, Jack
Everybody was hitting the knee slide
3 life, he's more than from all stars in the lead, thanks to, now he can hit them, the
H2C has got his gloves over his, excuse me very well, no one's saving that, all stars
in the lead, thanks to, Danny Bloody Aaron.
Here it is, this is maybe H2C's worst moment.
That's a great ball by the way.
Well that's me for other, let's see how much speed was actually on this ball.
And then Chaz, how's your left foot?
Chaz, huh?
Keep the clock.
Oh my God, it was right at him.
Oh my God!
No!
I mean, it's not a bad strike on the left foot and we know he can hit them, the X2C has
got his gloves over his face because he's not happy with that one.
It's another knee slide.
This one, he might have done his patella tendon there.
Look at how happy he ginger is for Chaz, bro.
a good friend dude yeah look at how happy he's not happy with that one it's
another nice slide just like genuine joy bro this one you might have done it
pretend it's such a like just I ginger such a good for man I was worth it the
both boy that's himself he used to be some of them's academy
absolutely what a moment for that ginger's made a rare mistake Toby oh
Oh, he's still alive here. Got the most convincing of clearances from Fosch.
Josh. Thanks on his map.
Hey! This was what I was saying. I wasn't in the highlight, jesus.
He's playing.
Ryan had the most, like, the obvious 10 ever.
It's a starting wall penalty for me, Clive.
Is he gone back? I think he's gone back and given it.
Was he clitting? Ah, mate.
Yes! That was a pen!
Oh, gay breakfast. These streamers love to be clipped.
He can send him here.
Who takes it?
It's got to be Josh there, because surely...
Who took this pen?
I don't remember.
Two years in a row.
Stranger things have happened.
Will it be?
I mean, he won it.
Oh, no, it was AJ, AJ.
He's getting that donkey back.
AJ.
AJ.
This is what captain's do.
He doesn't take the glory for himself, Josh.
He says, AJ, you've got a very strange go.
I think you should take it. Will it beat the keeper? Will he ever hit it? Find out now!
What a-
Bro, Sketchimals had a disgusting save. Oh my god.
No!
Bro, Sketch's pen work needs to be studied.
Is he guessing or is he reacting to it?
Will he ever hit it? Find out now!
No, he's guessing.
Bro, he's going before the ball is hit.
Holy shit!
Wait a minute.
Sketch is fucking cooking.
Bro, he knows where the ball's gonna be.
Oh my god, that was almost such a good save.
Brother, how does he know?
Bro, he learned something.
No, no, no, no, he learned something.
Watch their non-kicking foot.
Is that what he's doing?
Do you think he's watching their non-kicking foot?
X needs to do whatever the fuck Sketch is doing.
Will it beat the keeper?
Will it ever hit it?
Let's try and look at what Sketch is looking at, because he knows where the ball's going.
Find out now.
I think he is.
What?
I think he is.
What?
No!
It's just not going to kill a man!
What a rough save!
That was insane!
Oh, that happened!
He reads the penalty taken by nobody's business.
Yeah, I think in a pan, bro, it's always better to, like, see the save, you know?
It's always...
Feeding glasses!
Unless it's, like, a...
...phrasey pan.
You can't let that in once you go the right way, can you?
Spenser Owen is one of his biggest inspirations to start YouTube.
When AJ, if you work hard enough, maybe one day it'll be you sitting next to me, with your hand on my thigh.
God, it was awesome team! Look at that nozzle!
It's a thing of beauty, delusion, great celebration, and it's 6-5, and it's game on.
It looks like he's going down on the Milky Dark here, I'll say it.
So I got one in here, some of his deflections are gone here, can they find Jin, Jin's lying
on the pitch so it'll be difficult.
Chazza, fosh is that, it's in, it's in!
It's those deflections in front of the net bro.
What is this one?
Chris and Deacons like it goes back to Arthur the connection is unreal
Arthur just the of the goat
Arthur literally the most selfless player inside Man Charity, Majesty
What a guy
Fucking TV man Arthur fucking TV my guy
This is real life. This is not that I never know because of like the butterfly effect or like the rainbow effect, bro
But like if Arthur never pass bro, maybe I never even want to score if he never passed me crazy thing about
Don't be
It might work if the keeper doesn't want to come sketch thought about it change his mind
AB here's AB
He's got it. You're gonna strike one
Now that is a fucking redemption
He's absolutely stolen their headlines there the last after his absolute fluff in the first
half.
That is amazing.
That was a good one.
That was a fucking goal.
It wasn't the start of the play that he was practicing last night, but he said he was
going to score.
Oh, shit.
Vadara.
Well, the saved XGZ once again there.
Here it is.
It should have been a hatch, it should have been 9-9.
Going half up.
Doing half up.
Oh, no.
Here it is.
Jinxie has two gold.
Never give up on the play.
Jing see at the door never give up on the play. You just didn't expect that wasn't a my bingo card a Jim C. Double
jazzy do something oh
That's why he's now bro. Oh
My god, I just realized this
If martin scores here, I think this is game
Could win it here a third could be too much. Oh, he took a long touch
He took a little too long of a touch. Now to be fair, this is not an easy goal.
Jinxie at the double. You just didn't expect that. That wasn't a my bingo card. A Jinxie double.
Chazzy. Look at the pressure from Marlon. Ooh, that's way too strong.
I could win it here. A third. Could be too much. Sketch as well.
Oh, gosh, take your time.
Wow.
Bro, if he would have chipped him,
that would have been the action he's going on.
That would have been game.
Oh, they made a mistake here.
Don't do that with Simon on.
But the hat trick!
Get in!
He is a joke of a man.
He's got the bad strength now as well.
Bro, I hate playing center back, bro.
Bro, if you play center back in football,
you're just an absolute fucking chad.
There's no other way to describe it, bro.
You're like six foot tall.
You don't care about scoring.
you score the occasional header once every couple of games.
You get blamed every time you lose,
but then whenever you win,
you don't get any of the credit.
You know what center back and football reminds me of?
It reminds me of like left tackle in NFL,
or like right tackle.
If you play center back, bro, you're just a Chad,
because at least left backs can go on runs and stuff.
Center backs, they literally just score
the occasional header on a corner, and that's it, bro.
Absolute Chad position.
which adds about 10 XP.
What a man.
All right, like, the playing center back
is actually miserable, bro.
You're sprinting back on the back.
What a game.
10-9, record amount of goals in a side man charity match.
And I don't think we're finished yet.
This could go the distance.
The desperate for this goal.
But here it is.
Gonna hit one.
Ah!
X.
Me hot.
I mean, maybe it was just well struck, I think.
Patch.
Can I hit one?
One.
Nine.
It's kind of in the center of the net, Twin.
Maybe a little to the right.
Oh! It's another one for Patch!
What a bite! It was just so telegraphed.
I remember this young man, but it's 10 all more important.
Right there, Chat.
I was like, all right, we'll win in pens, man.
10 10 I swear you'll never say anything like this again
There's a chance to counter that on a hat trick goes long given Clarky. Sorry to chase. He's got the place
Where did you can get it freezes past Nicko? It's the shot ball. It could have been the winner
That's it Ted Lasso looking like how free you know injury time played we are going to penalties for a second year
In a row you don't want to miss this plan
Now, okay, in pens before it happened, both of the teams agreed that everybody that was going to take pens was going to be someone who has not scored yet.
So, um, what Lacey said last night on his stream, but he was supposed to take the fifth and that was true.
Lacey was supposed to take the fifth pen,
Adap was supposed to take the fourth pen.
Um, what they should've did was they should've just put like,
they should've had Ron take the first pen.
Well, the manager's taking the pens was,
that was cinema, that was perfect.
But they should've had Ron and Lacey take the pens
after that, because bro,
the YouTube All Stars had some really good pen takers
and we did not.
Crazy, he's going first, we did the All Stars first.
XQC and Gold, Gaffa to take one.
It just got out of hand so fast like we were down like three nil. She had less so
Can he score this was buried?
Actually, it wasn't buried Jaisa
No, I can't even watch this. Oh, it's like reliving a horror movie
He's trying to miss it.
Excuse me with the assist.
Through his hands, he'll be...
Think about that.
But it just shows, you know, the nerves involved.
You don't get your best penalties.
Taking a look at that one.
Oh, dear.
I mean, to be fair, I think HTC's got the right idea
by not picking a side and waiting.
You just have to do the second bit, which is save it.
Now we needed this.
We needed this to be on target.
Oh, we needed this. This would have kept it close.
Jack Joseph. Bro, I think this is anything on target.
What a neck ache, Vaughn. I know that much.
The only thing is you have to get over the ball, and he did not get over the ball.
Face to toe. He's got a little bit of ground in it, seems.
Let's see. Jack Joseph.
I want to try to pass.
Kenny, level it up.
I think he's leaned and scooped it.
Sketch move him from side to side like nobody's business. Yeah, Joseph
Yeah, he's got under it
Such a good strike. Oh my god, he's going for top bins
The manager needs up for the YouTube or still then you know right here
It's still one of them as they yeah put one hand on the trophy if I going on you by just buried his then
I mean just fucking buried it like they had a pro fucking team
Cal Friesi took a pen evide took a pen representing Spain 16 million subscribers behind him
Spain
Slotting like just X is never saving that in a planet X needs to have a nine foot arm to save that
I see the Sun up.
Ah!
Brother, is Manuel Neuer receiving that?
Chaser!
Will it be?
Look at this shot!
Thank you, Duvingo.
Hey, what?
Oh!
That's fucking spin on it as well!
I see the Sun up.
Ah!
That's enough, isn't it?
What's going on?
We be out.
Very good, very good.
Me, Gooster.
All stars, a score by both.
We will see, won't we?
Oh, I can't watch this. I can't watch this. Oh, no, I can't watch this.
It's gone over. I think he was playing Aussie rules.
He obviously don't rule this sport.
And right here, we just knew it was cooked, bro.
Chad looking me right there. I mean, my boy, he knows it's cooked.
AJ knows it's cooked. It's just cooked, bro.
It's a nothing. It's the nightmare start for and then right here. We're talking about they're talking about sending out Chris
So we can like even the score a little Josh's side man team
We could see history repeat itself and the all-stars come out on top of penalties for the second year in a row
No, I'm saying the sidemen are cooked
Not me. Just other people behind me that can hear
I think he was there. He's mad at about Aussie rules there laser beam
Well, if you'll start score here, they're perfect from three penalties max fosh has gotten the call here
Okay, they should not have put in Max third and no no they should have been wrong
Check I get a repeat max is good
They were already up to Neil
Look at Axe, he knows these cuts!
Bro, Max can shoot!
Max can fucking shoot!
Like, they should have put it in wrong.
They're already up two.
When I saw Max plot, I was like,
Oh, yeah, GG.
Excuse me, you need to be a hero.
Look at this pan.
Are you score this, Damon?
I think so.
Left foot.
Right?
Left foot?
I mean Buzzer!
They're up 2-0 and they put in Max?
Who the fuck was deciding that shit?
They're up 2-0 and they're putting in Max?
They should've put in Ron Dale Dingle, cause then that's cinema.
Either Ron lose or wins them the game, or loses them the game.
Or not even, just brings us back in.
Oh he scored it!
And he's 3-3-3!
Cause then they put in Ron, Ron most likely misses.
And then we put in Chris and now it's two to one, but still winning, but now it's just and now it's over like now
It's literally impossible for us to win
From the old stars freezing extra masterclass
The son I need a medical
They can't miss it's funny too because like I mean I'm sure the statistic on this is insane
But if you actually look at the percentage of missed pens
Majority of them are just pens that were just skied like if you get a pen on target
It's actually so hard to say from three surely
Well, we just missed two pens because we skied two pens and that was it like yeah, well laser skydives, but
Jax was just unlucky
It's a huge shout. Yeah, I don't know why they put out max third. They were already up to no
I was next before that just it just it was so over after that laser beam going up second after the miss was a big call
it's back fired for
Jack Josie if you obviously missed his pen to I think it is Chris and he stepping up was nine. Oh
I
Knew it was over right here chat
It's a good choice. It's on
He's running up
Chris. Oh, it's easy. Hey Chris is so cool. I mean Chris is so cool. That's more like it
Yeah, I almost missed it sketch. I mean, it's still
over
Cuz then they put out wait no, no, I'm seeing it wait then they put out mr.
Who's the boss with what the fuck just happened?
What the fuck?
Then they put out mr. Who's the boss who also can take a pen
What the fuck is this?
Trisha, he buried it
All the old stuff so they're already up to pens
literally they need to miss two and we need to make two just to go to extra
pens and they put out mr. Who's the boss who literally struck this like fucking
Holland what the fuck is this mr. Who's the boss bro if they should have had
Ron take the game winner or just anyone who hadn't scored who is ass anyone who
who hadn't scored his ass.
Not Jason, because Jason already took a pen.
Ron, Ron, it would have been cinema.
Ron would have been cinema.
Bro, Mr. Who's the Boss is like a baller.
Well, he won't be the boss if he scores this.
Look at this, he's tapping it to the front line.
By the way.
No hands necessary, he's so controlled.
Yo, X, what is this stance, bro?
X, X, watch like before next year, bro.
If there is an X here, I pray to God there is this year was so peak X watch like a Manuel Neuer like
Penalty ritual. What the fuck is this?
This looks like you're protecting your face
Bro with when they would they sink in like when you're going against Neuer or Donna Roma you see it
They're like they're fucking all over fucking back like they're all over that you fucking feel it. What is this?
You look like you're scared of getting hit in the face.
No, it's a lot about tech.
Why did they put on Mr. Whistaboss?
Why did they put Max Sturden?
Why did they put him out for it?
He's good!
That has he got tech.
Well, it comes to football.
Bro, if Ron got the game winner, oh my god, that would have been...
I know, I already know Ron would have just like pulled out his fucking underwear if he
got the game winner they should have gave this to Rob he's never scored he's
never taken a fan the boss of the game this was buried like someone with a
camera he's too good he wants to see the boss watch this man watch this man mind
you they're three for three he's mine but we take it no if I speak I'm in big
trouble if I speak I'm in big trouble oh what the fuck
Like what the fuck was that bro chat I did 256 pauses are y'all serious no I
did it
I did 256 pauses
I did 256 pauses
Say you swear to God, bro.
React to the Muda files?
Not for that.
I gotta let it marinate, bro.
I don't know.
Right now, I'm studying the situation from a lore, bro.
But yeah, bro, Muda got banned on Siege.
He dead ass might be cheating.
I don't know, bro.
I don't know, he got banned in Siege.
I mean, they wouldn't just randomly ban him.
I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
It's looking bad.
It's looking bad.
But chat nonetheless, Rainbow Six Siege added in a 1v1 mode.
Rainbow six seeds added in a 1v1 motion.
So were TOS breached?
Yeah, but guys, TOS breached could mean like a bunch of things.
TOS breached could mean you were banned on another account and then made a new one.
Like TOS breached is the most vague thing ever.
I'm not saying he's cheating, but like he might be cheating.
Or might have been cheating in the past.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
New rap, rap, rap, rap, rotation.
Canal in, sky in, theme in, outback in.
Map south?
None?
wait have eyes have as I got you wait wait wait wait chat maps in none or maps
out none wait max in okay so we have dog shit cow shit cat shit and then lizard
shit. Play on PC? Chat, for 1v1s. For 1v1s. For 1v1s. Chat, I'm just saying, if anybody,
if I ever play against a PC player again, I'm getting on my PC. I'm using a controller,
but I'm getting on my PC. I'm not doing that humiliation ritual bullshit where I see them
two seconds after they see me. Fuck that, that shit is boring. Now, chat, today, we're gonna be on
We're trying the 1v1 mode.
Jack, where is the 1v1 mode?
Where do I go?
Yes!
Yes!
1v1 mode in Rainbow Six Siege.
I will never lose this!
Wait, I need out of delay.
No, no, no, no, I'm gonna get streamed to that.
BRB screens going to go.
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege has added a 1v1 mode.
Tom Clancy and Rainbow's 6th Siege would be so much real. I will suck your testicles.
I found the game instantly.
This is why we rainbow!
I found the game instantly. It's on Oregon too. I might pull my nips out.
They finally listened to the community man! They finally listened to the community man!
They added a 1v1 mode in, I'm never gonna lose this one.
Chat, literally do me a favor.
Bet every channel point you have on Lee Winner.
Every channel point you, this guy banned Ayana.
This guy has no ball knowledge.
This guy banned Ayana in a 1v1.
Chat, I'm not even kidding.
I could do a stream where I don't end the stream
until I lose a 1v1 game in the 1v1 mode.
and the stream would last for 39 hours.
Jack, if I lose a 1v1, unsub, unfollow, slap me in the face,
call me a loser.
Call me a loser, bro.
Call me a loser.
First game ever in the 1v1.
Jack, Jack, I'm not going to lose a singular game.
Deal with it.
Yes, deal with it.
I'm not going to lose a singular game, Jack.
I'm the best 1v1-er in the-
Well, OK.
I'm not the best, but in my prime, I was maybe top five on Xbox.
Use your drone to locate a bomb.
Okay, first problem I already noticed.
Rubysoft, gonna be completely transparent.
We need a shorter threat base.
Rubysoft, this 1v1 mode is for dopamine and stimulation.
This is for dopamine assimilation.
I believe somebody in my house is making cinnamon rolls, sir.
Five seconds before insertion.
I might have to indulge after the stream.
First ever game in the 1v1 mode, let's go.
First ever game in the 1v1 mode!
Wait, my control freak. My control freak is not out of my control.
Oh my god, that's not good.
My control freak is not on my right analog stand.
I might have blacked out in England.
NOOOO!
I'm not even kidding I found it
I haven't slept in ten hours I just got out of a ten hour plane ride
amazing big upset at a man then yeah all right now Jinxie how do you play it
one-to-one? Jinxie how do you play it one-to-one? Well first things first
9 times out of 10 your opponent is going to be always going up stairs first thing
you gotta learn about one more time also if you're not only learning on organ what
are you doing second thing drones are literally more important than your
ability let me say that again for the people that actually want to win and
dominate in this mode and hopefully they had a ranked 4th as much as I would say but
so people don't want to dominate okay it's really simple oh my god he didn't go
upstairs and he shot my camera but no maybe he didn't go upstairs but my camera is shot which is not good at all
but he's not good for the calls
now most important thing and one of the ones let me say this again drones are more
important than your ability. Oh my god, he didn't go upstairs. This is getting really awkward.
He did not go upstairs. Jesus, Murphy! Did he go down? What is this?
He's getting a lot of doing on the couch. Alright, this is off to the worst stuff.
This guy is super new, bro. Bro, this guy's super new, bro. He roam. This guy's roaming
in class and what are you doing I have side control bro gave me side control
What are you doing?
Well, babe
Up for eliminated
It's been a really really messed up
Seven days of torture seven days of bitter in my brother. I'm gonna cheat it on me
She's a California dime but it's time for me to quit her. La la la, whatever. La la la, it doesn't matter. La la la, oh well. La la la, we'll play that song tonight. Tonight!
We're using our controller vibration to jerk off tonight! Tonight!
Jack, just type a retweet if you've ever been there.
Have you ever used the vibrations of your controller to mastermate?
Type a one in the chat if you have, type a two in the chat if you have not.
If this guy wins a round, I will get a tattoo on my left butt cheek that says, I suck at
siege.
JK, because I could lose a round because remember, anybody can beat anybody in Rainbow
Six Siege in a round because it's a one shot headshot game.
Let's not forget that, folks.
We're going at it tonight.
Tonight, and we're dancing on the edge.
I'm seeing a lot of twos.
Why is it red?
What does that mean?
Licks, thank you for the tier one.
Body, thank you for the time.
Jinx, see, I'm in tarpon springs right now.
This place is dank.
Body, just make sure you're staying safe out there, bro.
Thank the boss.
And make sure you check in, please.
Don't do that shit again.
Don't mess with me with the tier one.
FJ, thank you for the tier one.
I'm so glad to have this 1v1 mode
They need to keep this mode
Bro, I'm pretty sure this skill base magpick is in this, so I'm pretty sure this guy's like
I heard this skill base magpick in this
So this guy's probably
But I don't know this guy did not play that round like a champ to be honest. That guy played that round like a lot
I don't know how good this skill base magpick is
OH MY GOD
K with the 20 gifted. K, bang me over a wooden table with no lubricant at medium velocity.
WK in the chat. K, if you're a woman, I apologize for everything I just said. I'm really sorry.
But K, if you're a man and you're 18 plus and you consent to banging me, I appreciate it,
you brother. DC, thank you for the primer. The other day, thank you for the primer.
Osprey, they went to one.
Bro, this guy's just queuing the 1v1 mode, trying to enjoy his night.
Maybe he has a couple of years and he just ran into like, literally Lord Chubbmaster himself, with like 10,000 hours in 1v1.
Sun.
Sunion.
Folk.
Meeho.
He's never winning this.
Yes, Jinxie. Keep looking at me. I'm almost there.
Uh, hey bro, you need the gospel. I don't know what to say. You need the gospel! You need the gospel!
Cyber with the five gifts in. Cyber slaps me around like a good boy. W. Cyber in the chat.
Alright, I'm pretty sure this guy's broke.
Guys, I'm telling you tonight is the one night of the year where you can just farm infinite channel points
It's my first ever night in the 1v1 mode I would have been on it on night one
But I was in England when it dropped of course the one time. I'm not in my house. They dropped this
It's all good though. I remind myself to do this first game was a success gauge with the five gifted
Let's get a W gauge in the shot
Bro, I feel like this 1v1 mode could be a really good way to get XP as well
I think this one one could be a really good way to get xp. Here's my charm. It should be right here. Oh, look at this beauty
We're going at it tonight tonight uncle grandpa thank you for the prime alley with the five gifts and alley
Spank me across the face bro. Appreciate you out of the w alley in the chat
only one tree they give her to tier one Zach they give her to tier one FG Adam
they give it to find Lake Czech Twitter with the Prime so that's literally his
name his name is your check don't you want me no no don't you 1v1s and a
It is not safe.
Daddy's home!
Don't you, 1v1s, enemies!
Daddy's home!
Guardian, it's answering a blow.
Oh my god, it's ordering again.
It's ordering again.
I'm not going to lose.
Chat, I'm not going to lose.
It's not even possible.
Bliss with the five gifted.
Hey, let's get a W Bliss in the chat.
Bliss, do me a favor, spit it on my face.
Landon, think of it as a prime.
You're so thick.
Chat, I gotta lose weight, y'all.
I gotta lose weight.
I gotta lose weight, y'all.
I gotta lose weight.
Bro, chat, I'm gonna run every day this year
for the next, like, 364 days.
Jack, I'm gonna run every morning.
Jack with the 25 gifted.
Jack, put one inside of me.
Joe Bart with the tier one, is that for real Joe Bart?
Oh my God, it's actually Joe.
Joe just subbed.
I thought it was a sassy vodka.
It's actually the real Joe.
W, Joe in the chat, man.
Jack, try to play Mazdi or Smoke.
I'm gonna play Mazdi because people
are gonna say shotgun, Dutch.
I'm so glad they added this one-to-one mode.
W would be soft man.
I don't know what happened bro, but 2026,
like maybe they fired some people or hired some people,
but they're actually like for the first time in 11 years
of listening to the community.
Brother, next season is going to be
the best season of C.H. ever.
Ranked 3.0 and a new map.
Do you realize how crazy that is?
We get a new map once every three years.
It's basically you get a new siege map once every three years!
Got a 10 seconds.
This shit means something to me, man.
No, no, no.
This shit means something to me, man.
Mount rage, thank you for the front.
Gamer guy, thank you for the 10 seconds.
Gamer guy, back in the over.
And chat we have to drone.
Shoot, she's sco'lls.
Gotta drone that on.
3-Ked in 3, 2, 1, wait 3-Ked in 3, 3-Ked in 3, 3-Ked in 3, shoot the junkyard can.
I don't know if I'm naked, but watch how good I'll fake it, yet tonight, tonight...
Chat, I hear him and I...
I hear him and I...
I knew it, I knew it.
Now he's dead jet.
Alright, if you're not gonna peek, I'm just gonna shit on you real quick, brother.
White speed, C4 to bait and then swing.
Works every time, learns that one from Stalin.
C4 to bait and then swing.
Look, he's looking at the C4.
Like, I'm sleep deprived, I'm jet lagged,
In fact, I changed time zones from EU to NA, just got off a 10 hour flight, but you know,
the siege never leaves you.
Throw the C4 to Batem then swing.
Chad I'm telling you, if I did a stream where I don't end until I lose a 1v1, it could be
a 24 hour stream.
This is what I do!
Thomas with the gifted, 13 with the prime, warring with the prime.
Chad, throw a C4 to Batem then swing.
Learn that one from the great one.
that one from Lord Stompin himself.
Chat, we're not ready to be all one.
Chat, y'all just pick, y'all pick.
What an opportunity y'all want.
Ooh, didn't Ryor get a buff?
Chat, didn't Ryor get a buff?
I kind of want to see what Ryor is like after the buff.
How is the, how is the, you, how's the soft in the UK stronger than the stuff
from your Florida plug?
What are you talking about?
I don't have a plug for anything.
A plug?
What do you mean a plug?
I don't have a plug.
What do you say?
Show me your wiener located at bottom.
Okay, stop.
Are you not even listening to the stream?
I said, this is the last thing I said.
Yo chat, what operator should I play?
Say any operator.
Your response is show me your wiener.
So are you watching the stream with no audio?
What are you doing?
Diego with the five gifted W Diego in the chat. Why is Mike Wazowski bottom left?
Portuguese coconut. Don't fuck yourself dude. I don't look anything like Mike was out
Shout out to him, but he's like one foot tall with the noodle arms. I don't look like Mike was out ski, bro
Diego with the five gifted W Diego in the shot
I'll email with the five gifts in WLM of the top.
Jeff, tell him to swiftly get rid of all the cameras.
Gauge with the ten gifts in, I mean gauge, make sweet, tender love to me, brother, as long as it takes two minutes.
W gauge of the top.
Jeff, I mean, let's start prediction. Will I lose a round tonight?
I'm not even kidding! Will I lose a round?
Did I go with the 5-dip? No, did I go with the check?
He's located on the bomb.
He's roaming. Nothing about the bomb.
You bumped a roam against me? You bumped a roam?
I punish you severely. I punish you in your tight ass.
In GTA. Not in real life.
Okay, so when somebody runs, the common mistake a lot of new players make to the game is they
try to run around and they try to drone him and they go on this wild goose chase.
Yo bro, if somebody's roaming, just take that.
Just take that.
It's a 1v1, bro.
Check again.
Oh, he's inside.
This is awkward.
I mean, what is wall bagging actually?
Okay, we missed the wall bagging.
was wall bangin actually.
Okay.
Missed the wall bang.
Ah, wall bang.
Wall bang.
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Yeah, chat, I stuttered.
Yep.
Um, again, I'm on a 10 hour flight, so.
I've seen these guys like around champ.
Yeah, chat, wall bang.
Hilarious.
hilarious brah yeah this guy's just nuked 1v1ing
I'm poor at elevating
that's quality really
I mean bro it's just like chat I'm not
Bro rainbow added in a 1v1 though, bro. Do you know what this shit means to me? Like this is like I
Mean come on dude. Oh
Chata almost forgot. No, no, no, I almost forgot
Arsenal game today
Ladies and gentlemen we are watching the classic arsenal bottle job
in real time, right before our eyeballs go, it's going to happen again.
Okay, you know what I understand though? By the way, Cherokee gold today. Cherokee gold today.
Brother, everybody, when everybody's saying, oh yeah, France is going to win the World Cup,
France is going to win the World Cup, they have Dembele, they have Duwe, they have a fucking,
um I'm I'm blanking they have them better they have do it they have fucking in
bop it they like chat who else they have fucking which McCartney oh yeah only
said they have only said they have them better they have them bop it they have do
Anyway, why does nobody ever talk about Ryan fuckin' Sharkey?
Chadder's goal today was disgusting.
Those fast dribbles was right in front of two defenders.
That was disgusting.
Sharkey's goal today literally turned me on.
That goal was a foul.
Sharkey's the most underrated player on that friend starting when I was a dead ass.
Now Chadd we shot his cam.
general rule of 1v1s where if you shoot somebody's hands, always look for a spot to drop.
I'm gonna be giving tips today. I'm gonna be giving tips all day today.
Shit, I might even give out my tip.
Got him up. Got him up. He has to.
Okay, that's only because I'm on PC sound.
That's all they got?
I'm gonna lose the round now.
He walked through the barred flag.
Leave him!
You're actually so brave, guys.
He walked through the barred flag!
Oh, he's literally silver, okay.
SAAAHHHHHHH!
only killed me because he's silver. Yo bro, I heard, oh, I broke my camera. No! Yeah,
that thing's broken. Oh my god, please don't tell me it actually broke. Please don't tell
me it actually broke. No! No, no, no, no, please don't tell me it broke. Alright, chat, this
This is it, this is the moment of truth.
This is the moment of truth, bro.
Bro, where the fuck?
Ow!
No, it's broken.
Please!
Please don't be broken.
Please God!
Please, Pete, I need this.
Come on.
Come on work work work work work work work.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen.
We got a no no no.
Ladies and gentlemen, our camera might be broken.
This is the last to Rob.
Please work.
No no no.
No he died.
Everybody type a F in the chat.
Everybody type of 07 in the chat bro. He is dead y'all. He's dead. Unless Hibis can do something. Unless Hibis can work his magic.
Hibis! Yes! Hibis saved the stream. I don't know how he fixed it. I don't know how he fixed it.
I got Habayna.
Habayna, where am I?
My heart is in Habayna.
There's something about this man.
Habayna, where am I?
All right, this guy got a lucky one, this guy got a lucky one, the PC audio is so bad.
Whenever I plug my headset into my PC it's like somebody put earmuffs over me, like I
can't hear anything.
oh yeah bro I'm definitely gonna hit a cap can trap hey brother I have 30,000
hours in the game I was up top of a woman in your years
The floor roll.
Sonyan. I'm not ever hitting a cap can trap.
Nice wall bang dude. You're dead.
This cap can have a C4-9, you know he has the BP.
In terms of, yeah, 8.9 out of the 10.
Up 4 eliminated, friendly mission successful.
If I wasn't on stream right now,
I would put this finger up my ass.
I'm actually insane.
Yeah, again, it's just the PC audio.
Like I would have heard that guy from Model S.
Bro chat.
The difference between not having my headset
into this controller and having it in my PC
is literally like day and night.
It's insane.
Bro, if you play siege on PC,
just understand one thing,
your audio is literally chopped.
Like console audio is so good.
I've heard this from Stompin as well.
Stompin has literally told me that PC audio is ass.
I've also heard the same thing from Richie.
Like me, Stompin and Richie all agree that PC audio is trash.
It's just like playing seats with earmuffs.
That's why some PC players be looking lost, man.
I feel like in Pro League, you just can't hear anything,
because there's already shitty audio.
And on top of the shitty audio, there's a screaming crowd.
Like, how are you supposed to hear?
Why are you supposed to hear about that?
You know what I'm saying?
Imagine they come into your one.
Watch Fett's video tomorrow, bro.
Secure the bomb.
Chad, I'm playing the new mode today.
I'm playing the new mode today.
I'm enjoying this mode.
This mode is peak.
Crazy, they're gonna be surprised.
This is such a good mode for having a nice change
of pace from ranked.
Like, I feel like it's a big issue
It's just like there's only one way to really play it like either play ranked in your play
custom.
Like two ways to play it, either play ranked in your play custom, but this gives you like
a third way to play it.
You don't have to have like a friend to 1v1 to just queue against you.
And you know the best thing about this mode?
You can't play in your team action.
So if you lose, guess what?
Suck it up Buttercup.
You got outplayed.
You lost this 1v1 because you got outplayed.
This is the best bomb beat in the game by the way.
Like, this is bomb beat, you died 1% of the time and kill 90% of the time.
Played Mooda on this?
Bro, the next time I play Mooda, I'm gonna be on PC and I'm gonna stand in on him.
Not that I'm jet lagged.
I'm jet lagged.
If I lose to Mooda again, I'm un-infertiled.
Unless Mooda's just cheating.
That, that, I don't really care.
I'm not smooth as just cheating.
I don't really care about that.
Don't see anything about us.
He's banned?
Oh yeah, who just banned on Siege?
We can't even want to be one.
Yes, I reached out to a dev about that.
see what the cause of the band was. I haven't heard back up. I told Moody that I'd reach out to a
dad, so I've talked to two people. That's for the reason I'm telling him, but I haven't heard of him yet.
Yeah, I contacted two dads.
I'm gonna try to like one tap this guy
TOS breach yeah but TOS breach guys could mean like literally 25 things
But that was almost disgusting.
even while there's something fun this round
I'm gonna try to like scare the shit out of this guy
Friendly victorious, hostile eliminated
Undefeated in the 1v1 mode!
Undefeated, motherfuckers!
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
I want to play another one.
STEEZY with the tier 1.
STEEZY, love you.
Weed money with the tier 1.
Appreciate you.
Sleepy with the breath.
Love you, Jinx.
You can grab some player at the game.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, man.
Chat, thank y'all so much for the support this week, bro.
to support this week, bro. It's actually been insane. Like all bullshit aside, it's actually been insane.
So many people were like cheering for me and happy that I scored, bro. And it's just
beautiful to see, man. It's beautiful to see, bro.
Things to get tack on Titan update, brother. I tried to download Attack on Titan on the plane,
didn't work on the plane ride back. I did. And I watched like two episodes. I'm like halfway in
this season four or not like 40% of the season four drew that give it a prime so
drew with the prime percentage to young begins one
made my weekend bro no y'all made my weekend bro dead ass like dead ass bro this has been the best
week of my life, bro, this whole week. Insane. Insane jobless. We had a nine-hour
flight, bro. It ended up being like a 10-hour flight, bro, because we were flying
inside of the wind. Cool, they can produce your one. 24-hour stream? What do you mean,
bro? Bro, I'm about to sleep for like 13 hours. Yo, so chat. On the bright side, I'm
glad I didn't fall asleep on the plane, though. Like, yeah, this stream is cooked
because I started like four hours later than I normally do.
But like, on the bright side though, Chad,
at least I didn't sleep up.
Why am I level zero?
Maybe he said didn't sleep up the plane
because now I can adjust my sleeping schedule.
You know what I'm saying?
Like now,
ban.
Chat, what would I get banned for, bro?
Chat, legitimately,
if you were to give me a ban, what would it be for?
What would my ban be for, chat?
Zim.
Association.
Association with Muda?
I've never played ranked with me though.
How did the plane take off with you on it?
I mean, Tommy, that's a real knee slapper, bro.
Yo, Tommy, I'm 5'10", 160, I'm frail.
What are you saying, bro?
Okay, chat.
Well, it looks like the siege servers are down.
At least we got two games in.
At least we got two games in.
Congratulations on being out of the match.
Thank you, bro.
At least we got two games in, bro.
We're going to do a case opening tomorrow.
I don't know when my next case opening is going to be.
All right, well, see you just go.
I don't know when my next case opening is going to be.
Chat, you know what we need to play though?
This is what I wanted to play in England.
This is what I wanted to play in England.
Oh, wait, what?
Where did that come from?
Ah!
Where did that come from?
Fuck!
There's something.
Hi, guys.
It's the one that's listening to us.
Oh, there you go.
Discluster, cluster, bristle, bristle, bristle.
Chat, it is time for the return.
Look, bro.
Let's call it what it is.
I took six months off of this game, yo.
I quit Deadlock.
I quit Deadlock because I'm a loser.
I quit Deadlock because I let Deadlock get the best of me.
But that's not what the 2023 game of the year is about.
That's not what the 2026 player of the match
in the Sangan and Cherry matched about.
Yes, I will be dragging that award all year.
Yep, I'm dragging the fuck out of it.
Listen to me and listen to me clearly.
If I don't beat Deadlocked before the year 2026 is over, I will wrap my car around a
telephone pole in GTA.
I set out with a goal on Geometry Dash of beating every level in the gosh darn game
in Rob's Outlevels of course.
I'm not doing it.
I have beaten every level in Geometry Dash besides this one place.
I missed you.
Did you miss me?
First attempt in six months.
First attempt in six months.
Alright, I'm falling.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
My first attempt in six months is a new best.
I'm so cool.
In six months?
If we beat this level it will be fucking cinema.
That part is easy.
I need to just focus.
It's drop, raise, drop, raise, drop, raise.
It's just like jerking off.
Actually having fun on geometry dash.
Okay, okay, okay.
I don't remember that far.
NEW BEST!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
31% not bad at all!
Zoink is playing.
I've gotten 32%.
31% done gooning.
Yo bro, go fuck yourself.
Yeah, what do you mean Zoink is playing? What are y'all trying to say? Oh, it's fake. I'm picking it. Yeah, bro. Zoinks playing
Zoinks playing guys for sure. No, no, you're right. It's on
So now what chat you guys said Zoinks playing and I just showed you my hand playing now
what chat you guys said Zoinks playing and I just showed you my hand playing AI oh now
Now it's AI! Now it's AI!
But when I'm having a kid with Bonnie Blue, it's not AI.
But, but when I do well in the game, it's AI.
Don't fuck yourself!
Oh, it's me, y'all! It's me!
I have to beat this puppy up here.
This is one of my big goals this year. I have to beat this puppy.
I have to beat this puppy.
I'm losing all my skill again.
I see the practice mode 30 to 40%.
I need to practice mode 30 to 40% like foe shizzy.
Look bro, we got our new vest, there's no point of stressing our self out right now.
We got our new best. There's no point of testing ourself out. We'll get on it tomorrow. We'll get on it tomorrow.
All right chat.
I'm up enough bro.
This is the most tired y'all are ever gonna see me bro.
My voice is going.
Literally did not sleep the whole day.
Woke up at 8am in England, got to the airport, flew 10 hours to Tampa, and just did a two-hour stream.
I don't even know how we stream this long, y'all.
I don't even know how we stream this long.
But chat, that is the last short stream for the next probably month.
This week has been short streamed because y'all know I've been traveling, I've been training, but now we're back home.
Tomorrow, we're going to be back again early.
chat upcoming streams I'm just gonna leak them now bro 5v5 rainbow 60s
tournament 100% happening with 40 streamers 5v5 rainbow 60s tournament
happening 100% with four streamers it's either gonna be this weekend or next
weekend 3v3 rocket league tournament with streamers is happening league of
legends the league of legends arc is happening brothers okay chat love y'all
Boys man and I'll see you guys in the next one. Oh and in case I don't see you. Good afternoon.